El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-17
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ing; there are several more days be-
fore the contest ends. By that time
we can all have lot of fun and some
body ought to write something good
enough to become a classic. Yesterday
there were some dandies; today there
lets have it the best column yet. Come
on in; the waters fine and everybody
IS in a Daffydil humor.
Five dollars will be awarded for the
best Daffydil, after the contest closes
next Wednesday.
In cases where two people write on
the same subject, only the first one
received will be used Only the best
ones will be printed in future; the
Daffydils are coming so fast that it is
necessary to make selections and print
only the best An effort will be made
to print one or more from each per-
son sending them in. Good ones will
not be thrown out if one individual
sends a column of them. It is necessary,
however, to write good ones to get
them printed. Daffydil writing is easy;
no trouble at all. AS The Herald ad-
vised earlier in the week, just sit
down with a paper and pencil, and
begin writing like this:
If Orozco has a vision of five miles,
can he ST senior?
If the climate was so severe an
orange would die, would an olive?
If Burt Orndorff flirted would the
Sheldon hotel?
If q prisoner escaped from the coun-
ty JAIL would the Santa Fe railroad
track him?
Dick Evans comes to bat again. Lis
ten:
If the woodpecker pecks wood, what
does Chapultepec?
If Nine. Patti owned a Chihuahua
dog, what would Torreon?
Paul Nafe had these thoughts:
YES" she cried. Il will marry you,
but I cantaloupe sundae."
If the bust Of Washington is Of steel,
is the statue Of Abe Martin?
Charles S Ward can't quit; here he
comes again, and he hasn't even a
lookin on the prize. for he works for
The Herald:
If Heinz cans 81 varieties. what does
Culiacan?
If the employment agencies want
help why should a Herald want?
the bull ring?
If Charlie Pollock is fat. why is gaso-
line?
If watermelon has a heart and
rind, is Bob Rinehart watermelon?
Royce Bennett contributes this
bunch:
If the T. P goes wrong. will E. P.
Turner?
Previous to 1903 the United States had
no Panama Was it an orphan?
If I carry lunch, will the senotita?
If play the organ, viii the chicken
peddler?
When baby cries in the night does
the floor walker?
If turkey makes one sick enough to
die, would cranberry?
If the doctor kills her, will the I'M
dertaker?
the paperhanger.
''Cubano" sends these two:
If Morris and Swift should wear
Cudahy Armour, will the beef trust
them?
If Jack Johnson was to fight Jeffries
again. would Corbett?
L L. Berrien sends these:
If Johnson is a hot number, Jeffries.
Who got my hat? I thought Paw
tucket-
Did you '.saspariIla?" No. but I saw
a bank teller.
If rooms rent, where will sideboard?
Julius Herman, 1919 Magoffin ave-
nue., contributes these:
If Washington crossed the Delaware,
where did Maryland?
If Madero went to Mexico City,
where did Robago?
If Arkansas Maryland. who did Ten
nessee?
Moline L. Hughes. HOG Wyoming
street, writes these:
IF Ann and her beau,
When the light were low,
Sat in the parlor so close,
Would the pianO?"
If a woman dropped her pocketbook
would the stovehook it?
If mule baked. could screwdriver?
If Paderewski plays the piano now,
when will dressing?
When Diaz found his goose was
cooked, did the washboiler?
F. A Shilling. COS North octavia.
asks:
If the Little Plaza is an irregular
polygon, is Cleveland square?
Clifford Hill sends these:
If they gave Kelly the mayoraIty,
WHY OOu LU6l give 6OO NdOOlC-
If they call Richard Dick, why don't
they call asparagus?
If the people of New Haven place
their dead in the cemetery, where do
the people of Davenbury?
Jim Lewis, 500 East Rio Grande,
wants to know:
If a wag had a load on, what had a
wagon?
If a woman on the peach turned to
stone. would they breaker?
If locomotive ran away, would a
If Bob Page is thin, is Antifat?
Mrs. B. Theis. s12 South Park street,
asks:
If I wear my New Jersey and you !
wear your Panama, what would |
Delaware?
Harry D. Carr comes again. Here
they are:
If Ell Paso treated Madero. should !
Navarro retreat?
If the banks of FL Paso figure in
terest percent, does the E. P &. S. w. !
figure per Simmons?