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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06
fmprovInu Stock.

Take few of your best layers out
of the main house and keep them in
a place by themselves with the best
male bird you can get. The eggs
from these hens will be your stock
for the chicks that are to be. Get
up a little higher this year.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A minister in Warrington state
reused the feminine population BY
saying that women are worse liars
than men. He has no exceptions.
since the protests began to come in.
that they are going to lie like ladies
in expressing their opinion Of him.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

l read in tho papers tho other day
OF . man who got = divorce because
the woman he married was . pick
rocket. 1t seems to me that II e.
tablishing something Of . precedent.
What wife isn'tf
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A fat mems club in New England
has discovered that few fat men are
criminals, and that most good-hearted
and right-minded men tend to take
on flesh, for they are naturally men
Of stout hearts.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A Massachusetts, alenist says that
everyone sometime in life II on the
verge Of insanity. The smart onei
ara. those who manage to make this pc
riod connect with crime. 30 as to gel
The beneflt Of the latter with the for
mar q an excuse.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

Hopkins professors have discovered
that water IL = valuable anesthetic-
Before long someone may prove that
1t Il equally good for drinking pur-
poses.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

An Evansville, Ind. widow has just
annexed her ninth husband. Massa-
chusetts spinsters may be informed. II
they wish to have particulars. that she
IL 70 years Of age-and wealthy.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A Chicago lady wants divorce be-
cause her husband shut on her charge
account at the department stores. 1t
probably comes under the head Of
cruel and inhuman treatment.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

The report that Z German plumber
has been raised to the Prussian nobil-
IT. BY the kaiser leads us to believe
that some foreitn correspondent has
been hitting the pipe.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

Germany has ordered another Zeppe-
LIN airship. Germany must have 90
cided to keep on trying until she gets
. good one.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

The Narys Of England are combin-
Inn for the purpose Of buying Queen
Mary 4 coronation gift. The Queen
stands = chance to get = manicure
ct or . photograph album.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

Pittsburg woman wants q divorce
because her husband treats her sister
too affectionately. Yes. younger sis-
ter; why ask supernous Questions7
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A prominent railroad man says that
Europe leads the United States in the
number Of railroad wrecks. She's
Welcome to the prize for this line OF
undoavor.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

Now that DR.. Wiley has taken unto
himself . wife we are curious to know
whether she can make the pies that
mother used to make.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

Mil!iners tell us that small hats Will
be the fashion this year. but 1t ID not
likely that the prices will be any small
or than usual.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

TWO French vaudeville critics re-
Gently fought = duel. They SHOULD
have stuck to the pen. which In the
cry at least IL considered mightier'
anyhow.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

vassar college has celebrated her
Aftieth birthday. and has silenced all
cynical critics by not claiming to Dc
. day younger than she really 10
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A woman Of 81. living on Long IL
land. saws her own wood. And no
body rebukes her for entrenching on
mans sphere Of activities.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

A chicken in Ohio has swallowed .
$500 diamond ring and Its owner re-
fuses to have the culprit killed. The
only way out Of It 10 to set the chick
IN In q ring and wear It.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

No divorced woman or actress VINO
has married q peer will be presented
ct the English court This 10 very
hard on the actresses.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

"0irl students are smarter than
men" opines TIE president Of Vassar
college. But men made better foot
ball players. and what 10 college
without . football team?
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

There IL NO use in nghting the In
ovitahle. A prominent college 10 add
ing to it, courses one to teach men
how to cook.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

The Elberta peach crop and tho Al
borta wheat crop are friendly rivals
and both are full of promise this year.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

Tho Gear Of Russia has bought .
newspaper. Now, he'll get acquainted
With some real troubles.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

It II possible to buy q cement house
With roof garden for $1,000. We sup
pose the cellar would be extra.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06
When the beehive IL ready there
viii be plenty Of bees to make honey.

Edison has Just lost q 36-year-old
suit It ought to be out Of style BY
this time, anyhow.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-06-06

In the first, the toes are turned out.
says the Orange Judd Farmer. The
middle picture shows inkneed att
tude, and the third shows in-turned
toes. Whether standing or travelling,
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
The Collar of Homer.

: Among the "uriosities preserved In
the Fnbre museum at Montpelier
France Is the famous collar of Ho.
mer." invented aud worn hy the great
Italian poet Alfieri This distinguish.
I'D man began the study of Greek
when more than forty seven years old
ind made such rapid progress In thar
language as TO asfonish all who knew
him He proclaimed himself 'chpva.
Her of the order of Homer" and mp
lenred with collar on which were en-
grnveIl the names If twenty three pc,
ats aniienf and modern. and 10 which
was suspended u cameo portrait of
Homer On the rnvers" side of this
preserved relic II m Italian distich
composed u, Altier. which translated
says "Aifiprt hirSplf IN crpafihg this
order Of the ,hrvnlier Of Homer has
invented an order more divine than
hat oi any king +"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
Classic Central New York.

Here In central New York we na,--
our own peculiar problem. Some one
with devout admiration for the clas-
sizes got in his work when the business
of christening was going on In these
parts Authorities are In dispute as to
who this person was. We shall lot en-
ter into that controversy. hut merely
call attention to the fact that in n
county containing ApullA, Borodino.
Camillus. Cicero. Delphi. Fabius. Man.
Illus. Mycenae. Marcellus, Navarino.
Pompey. Tully and Syracuse. 10 say
nothing of Joshua and Jordan. there
devolves upon the resident citizenship
an obligation to use such pronuncia-
ton as shall honor the classic heroes
and localities so carefully remembered
by the pioneers. We have heard Apu-
liza pronounced Apyoolye by the I'M
thinking. and. on the other hand, that
honored Scriptural name Joshua is now
infrequently stretched into Joshaway.
which overdoes 1t In the other direc-
tion.-Syracuse Post-Standard.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
A9[|1lYs now ON

"|
All the schools of Bryan have dis
missed for the holidays and the chill.
dren as well as the larger students
have entered fully into the spirit of
Christmas, and are making plans to
enjoy themselves to the fullest extent.
The students who are attending
school here from distance have gone
to their homes and it was indeed with
light hearts and happy, cheerful faces
that they boarded the trains and de-
parted for home, sweet home" They
anticipate great time between now
and their return for the resumption Of
their studies early in January, and
The Eagle hopes that none of them
may be disappointed.
For every school child in Bryan, The
Eagle wishes merry Christmas and
a happy New Year May your disap.
pointments be few. AT the same time
permit us to suggest, children, that
the happiest child in Bryan this Christ
mas will be the one who gives the
greatest happiness to others.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22

hfe IL he cares to do so; and,
WAiie the returns may not be as
prompt as could be wished, they will
come in the end. The careless, indif-
ferent life which has nothing to show
when all is said and done is perhaps
better never lived at all. 1t benefits
no one and Yields no influence for
good, and yet there are thousands upon
thousands Of men whose natures are
so warped and so narrow that they
can not, or will not, realize their los,
opportunities for being of use.
The life that strives to reach out
and help others, that leaves no stone
unturned to make its usefulness effect
tive, and that never tires of laboring
in the service of humanity, is the life
that brings in the biggest returns, and
the life that is, after all, perhaps the
one most worth the living.-Charles
ton News and Courier.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
A Lawyers Apology.

Many years ago there was an old
Judge on the bench in Berks county
whose decisions, In consequence Of nu.
merous reversals. did not always COM
mand universal respect. One day in
a case in which he was sitting one OF
the lawyers lost patience at his inabil-
ity to see things in certain light and
In the heat Of the moment remarked
that the intellect Of the court was so
dark flash of lightning could not pen
citrate it. For this contempt the judge
showed disposition to be very severe
with the offender. and it was only aft
er much persuasion by friends Of the
latter that he yielded and decided t.
accept public apology. The following
day the lawyer accordingly appeared
before his honor and made amends by
saying:
Il regret very much that ! said the
intellect of the court was so dark light
ming could not penetrate it. guess it
could. 1t is Il very penetrating thing"
philadelphia Ledger.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
A Carved Cherry Stone.

DR.. Peter Oliver, who lived in Eng
land during the early part OF the eight
eenth century. tells of seeing carved
cherry stone which would be wonder
even in this age of fine tools and fine
workmanship. The stone was one
from a common cherry. and upon it
were carved the heads Of l24 popes.
kings. queens. emperors. saints. etc.
Small as they must necessarily have
been, it is announced on the authority
of Professor Oliver that with n good
glass the heads of the popes and kings
could readily be distinguished from
those of the queens and saints by their
miters and crowns. The gentleman
who brought this little wonder to Eng
land purchased 1t in Prussia. allowing
the origina owner $4,000 for his treas
.ure. Think Of it--$25.000 for a cherry
seed!
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
Fishing with a Steam Pump.

One of the most singular fishing de-
vices imaginable was discovered by
accident in France. Though extreme
~ simple, the system is revolutionary.
A pond on the farm of La Marie
quette, bordered by rocky shores, was
drained one year by the aid OF steam
pump. Each stroke of the pistol drew
up twenty-five gallons of water and the
pond was emptied in few hours; and
not only was the water drawn off, but
all the fishes also were transferred to
a new element.
This was revolution. The owners
of ponds in the neighborhood followed
suit, and the proprietor of the pump
made a specially of this sort of work.
He let" one of his pumps, modified
for the purpose. The peasants of the
region called 1t "the fish pump" Each
stroke of the piston brought up tor
rents of water, in which were fish and
crawfish, together with mud and debris.
One pond of several acres was
cleared of fish at an expense of SO
francs, or 1920. The process was in.
genious, but as one cannot have his
fish and eat it, too, and as such rapid
consumption would have led TO equally
rapid determination, the local author.
tiles were obliged to take measures to
stop the practice.-Scientifi Ameri-
can.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
The North Pole.

The class was just beginning the
study Of geography
James" said the teacher to the
small boy in the front row. tell me
all you know about the north pole"
The north pole is up al the end Of
the world. and the earth turns around
It, and Eskimos live there. and-and"-
well. James is that all you know
about the north pole? What about the
clinlate?"
James was embarrassed al being
called In front of the class and
grasped at the suggestion. why.
why. the Eskimos try TO climb it,
indianapolis News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
The Pine of Peace.

The North American Indian USUALLY
made his pipes out CT kind Of stone
there were large deposits in the old
Sioux country. and the Great Spirit IL
said TO have given his Endorsement 10
this particular material. which might
have been n Sioux monopoly, in these
words. This stone Is red 1t Is your
flesh 1t belongs 70 yon all Out Of
II make no more tomaha wks. war
hatchets nor scalping knives Use Ii
only to make the pipe of peace and
smoke therefrom when you would pro-
pitiate me and do my will"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
DIVING Amin ais.

One thing that none Of the land liv'
ing animals does is to dive. No mat
Ter how hard pressed swimming deer,
rabbit. squirrel or other purely rerres-
trial ANNA may be. it will remain
above water But the muskrat. beaver.
ice bear and OTTER dive Immediately
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22

Powerful! Effect of Pure Saccharin.
Saccharin should never be taken In
a pure state Some idea Of its power
will be conveyed when it is understood
that one part of 1t will give very
sweet taste to 10000 parts of water.
Tasted in too large quantity, 1t acts
upon the nerves in such a way as TO
paralyze the sense of taste. just rs
powerful music stuns or deadens the
auditory nerves or a bright light acts
upon the optic nerves
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
The Useful Life.

Not every man can be of use to
everybody, but every man can live a
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
Fully Prepared.

Jack-W When ! asked Ethel If she
would be mine she fell on my breast'
and sohhpo Just like little child. hut
finally she Uu' her arms around my
n.'R and Mand Oh. yes: ! know
al ibOnt that rehparSed ii with
nj RnSton Transcript
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22

= ne"ieurn takes dreadfully high
s'.' ~ wages nut he teaches like no
c.c 'rrivl-
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
HIDDEN DANGERs.
Nature Gives Finely Warnings
That No shOshone Citizen Gan
Afford tOo Ignore.

DANGER SIGNAL No. comes
from the kidney secretions. They
will warn sou when the kidneys
are sick. Well kidneys excrefe d
clear. amber fluid. Sick kidneys
send cut thin, pale and foamy, or
n thick, red, ill-smelling urine. full
~ sediment and irregular Of pass
age.
DANGER SIGNAL No ? comes
from the back. Back pains, dull
and heavy. or sharp and acute. tell
you Of sick kidneys and warn you
If the approach Of dropsy. diabetes
and Brighl's disease. Doan's Kid
icy pills cure sick kidneys and cure
them permanently. Here Is proof
ia the statement Of nearby resi-
lent.
Mrs J. T. Cliff. 3rd Ave. Haley.
llaho says: Il have taken Doan's
s.idney pills of and on for the past
tive years anG They have been Of
greater benefit TO me than any
other kidney medicine Ny kidneys
were oisordered and my back pain
ea M so severely That was con-
fined to my bed for ten days Ny
Joints We're stiff and my kidneys dia
not DO their work properly. Doan :
Kidney Pills brought me prompt al
effective relief and since then. I
have always kept supply in the
house.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. T.
New York. sole agents fir the Unit
I'd States.
Remember the name-Doan's II
and take no other
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
ISN'T IT RATHER FOOLISH?

Il would seem 10 be common sense
policy if this government would
stop building si000.9O war>hips
until the naval engineers and ship
builders have finally concluded
what kind of dreadnought> they
want. The ships that We have been
building al ~ great cost ia very
short time become useless. because
ships With more destructive power
or Swifier can be- built Il l. now
said lha, The Georgia and Virginia
mus be- sent 60 the dry docks and
oNerhauled al very great expense.
because of recent inventions ami
improvements. Their ammunition
hoiStS. turret gearing. fire control
and magazine cooling systems are all
out of date Expensive alterations
must also be made in the Dubuque
padGeah. Arlhu>ia. and
several other ships for if we should
be attacked by some oversee power
these ships could not cape with the
better ones that other nations OWN.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

IN the Probate Court Of the County
Of Lincoln. state Of Idaho
In the matter Of the estate Of L. "
PARISH, deceased.
Notice l. hereby given by the IN
designed II. ~ Nackey, admins
traitor Of the estate Of l. ". Parish
to the creditors Of and all
persons having claims against the
said deceased. to exhibit them with
the necessary vouchers, within four
months after the first publication
If this notice. to the said NJ n
Mackey at ShoshOne. County Of Lin
coin. state Of Idaho.
Dated December oath. 1910.
n. n. MACKEY.
Administrator Of the estate Of L.
". Parish. deceased.
johnson s Hsddock- Attorneys for
Estate; residence. ShoshoRe. Ida
1871
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
NOT FOUND WANTING

The new board cf County Com
misSioners for Lincoln county are
setting a pace for rapid and thor
ough business transaction that L
commendable. They follow a more
than usually competani Board but
their first session proves them to
be equally cempetant and painsiaS-
ing in the transaction of tie county
business. The chairmanship fell
to Arthur l.. >peakman OF Jerome
who occupies the central district
and lives nearest to the county seat
Mr. Speakman Il civil engineer
and his qualifications apply espec-
jallv to the matter OF roads and
bridges. The action taken 10y the
Board in these regards lndlcaie ihaL
in all ease Of doubt the Board viii
make personal inspection Of pro-
messed roads and bridges before tax
ing final action on them An m
uen>e amount Of business was
.rapsacted at The January meeting
A. i shown bv She minutes pub
.iSbed IN the Journal Charles C..
v.,son Of Hepburn and Charles \.
niaiuSh of Hagerman rs we'll as
NE chairman ARE ranchers ana
,usiness men - that all classes Of
,ur people are represented on me
beard.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
No FLUCTUATIONS N RIAL
ESTATE VALUES

1A- price of rsale>fate m irri-
gate Idaho Il gradually advancing
90 spite 81 adverse conditions. Ilne
sale r-eentiy Of ~ acres several
miles south u Wendell for a con
-l-esatAn u $1,000. making ali
even $50 an acre was first publish
ID 10 the Hub CITY irrigationist and
reprinted in the Journal The
writer was inclined to think Oh read
Ing Of tie sale that the figures CIV
~ were ncticiOUs Dut when he wss
in Wendell Oh business he took oc-
casion to interview Mr. lex y. VII
COX who maze eui lnr papers for
iu- deal ana handled tie money for
ihe iIrsi payment iAe SAME amount
mg ~ several thousand dollars viii
more 10 follow before spring. SIR.
Wilcox cOrroDorates the account ID
fh- irrigati0nisi aud states thai ore
half % thu purchase price is prac-
tiraliy cash and ihe balance in pay
meni, when The fruit is planted.
iD- time extending 0aer several
n-sr~- q Should De borne in mind
tlaf Ihi- land W-as transferred a.
fruit proposition aHf ihe apple
- Tor ih- entire eighty must b.
paaled and cultivated according ~
raar ac' before ihe ila. payments
are DUE and payable But when o
Young apple orchard SETS iu Linz
colin county for two hundred dol
ars 80 acre and one half 0f the
purchase price j. paid ia advance
oi the planning il shows that IT.
ri-at-d dirt I'D this section OF idaho
- considered o good fruit PROPOSE
rien Dy those who nave money To-
back their Judgement 4 pr0m-
Hent business man Ia Jerome made
The statement recently thai there
arr $500 acres already planted to|
orchards on he Twin Fails North
sid. tract ana that 200 acres more
Gre under contract for planting thi-
spring. A large numi.er Of oreir-
ards are also planted on the pro-
iect Of the Idaho Irrigation Co. and
more viii be planted each season
for several years to come The
exact acreage now planted L not
known Joy the writer Il j. the les
nnony Of expert h0r.icuuliurisis
who have Investigated conditions
30 Lincoln county that this country
i well adapted Tor fruit culture a.
ans part Of Washington or Oregon
~hoshone Journal.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
\ RcliahI Couah ,Iedicine

l. a valuable family friend. Foley's
Honey ana Tar fulfiils tins eondi-
lion exactly Mrs. Charles Kline, \
Sth St, EaStOn. Pa. states. several
members of my family have been
cured of bad coughs and colds by
the use of Foley's Honey and Tar
and I am never without bottle IN
the house. It soothes and relieves
the irritation in the throat and
loosens up the cold. | have always
found it reliable cough cure. For
sale by Thomas NJ. Starrh.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27

The wild beasts CRASHED their teeth
and roared Ike a circus calliope; the
gladiators shouted hoarsely; the arena
was knee-deep with gore.
In the amphitheater the pleasure
seeking populace clamored tumultu-
ously.
More blood More DEATH" they
yelled ferociously
Great Caesar in his private box
heard their cry and sighed
Would that I might grant their
prayer" he muttered III only" and
imploringly he raised his eyes heaven
ward-"I could pull of an automobile
cup race"
Great Caesar wept
For with all his boosted power he
was unable to hasten the flight o.
time.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
Foley Kidney Pills

Are tonic in action, quick IN re-
suits. A special medicine for ali
kidney ana bladder disorders. Mary
c. Abbott. Woifeboro, \. h., says:
I was afflicted with bad case OF
rheumatism. due to uric acid that
my kidneys failed to clear out Of
my blood. | was SO lame IN my
feet. joints. and back that it was
agony for me to step. | used Foley
Kidney Pills for three days when l
was able to get up and move about
and the pains were all gone. This
great change in condition | owe to
/ Obey Kidney Kidney Pills and /
recommend them to any one suffer
ing as l have" Thomas NJ. Starrh.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-27
The Way of Life.

It Is being said of an elderly man
In business in Atchison: He can't
stand punishment as he formerly
could" And there is punishment TO
be endured in making living; don't
forget it. Look over your own expert
ence and you will detect punishment
every hour OF the day If it isn't at
home ii is on the street or on the
road. How many ways there are to
punish a man who tries his best to
get along and behave himself, And
after a man gets old it is more evil
dent every year that the poor fellow
can't stand punishment as he could
when he was younger.