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The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16


Riss Of ways and means for doing things that
bnvs been done heretofore. but OF doing them
more easily, more quickly. economically
D more effectively than has heretofore been
deemed possible.
The national government has been taking
y4s lead In scientific, mechanical and engi-
0eertng development to constantly increas-
Ing extent In late years For. of course. the
reader will understand that in speaking OF
Uncle Sans current triumphs In the 1eld Of
Invention and experiment reference Is made
not to the federal government as represented
by its own experts md employees. Now the
national government has always been a con-
tributor to the cause OF science and invention,
there being dual reasons for its activity In
such direction. On the one hand the central
government, with paternal instinct, has been
bound to contribute in every way to the we'll
being Of the whole people and as is well
known such benefit is more often than not con-
ferred through the fnstrumentality of scien
tific discoveries and inventions Obviously
then 1t is up to Uncle Sam to foster Yankee
ingenuity by every possible means.
Yet the second incentive to federal activity
In this broad field has been even more of a
spur than the first 1t arises from the fact
that the national government is. to an extent
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
First and s.eond choIo,

First and Second Choice.
Uncle-Johnny, wouldn't you like
to be an angel?
Johnny-Not as long as there's
show for me to become a baseball
pitcher or circus clown.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and did. Today am well and strong
and do all my own housework. owe
my health to Lydia e. Pinkham'B
Vegetable Compound and advise my
friends who are afflicted with any
female complaint to try it."-Mrs.
ORvILLE ROCK, r. r. No. 8, Paw Paw,
Michigan.
II you are i'll do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at opco
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
For thirty years 1t has been the STAN
dard remedy for women's ills, and has
positively restored the health of thou
sands Of women. Why don't you tryitp
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
A Book AGENT. order

First Book Agent-Did you receive
an order at that house just saw you
come out of?
Second Book Agent-Yes, 1 was
told to git"
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

air-tight connection between the human lungs
and the mechanical lungs of the machine. 1t Is
said of this invention that 1t will make
a corpse breathe" meaning that 1t will compel
the diaphragm to move in body in which life
is wholly extinct. The new device costs $780,
making 1t of the worlds most expensive
pieces of rescue equipment, it is certainly
OF the most effective. Comparatively little
experience is required for its successful opera
tion
Government officials have within the past few
months invented several machines for
quickening and cheapening the manufacture of
paper money and postage stamps and whereas
these inventions may not find very extensive
adoption outside the government workshops.
they will exert important influence there.
Among these inventions is remarkable
combination machine which at one operation
stamps the successive serial number on each
bank note. impresses in color the official SEAL
cuts the sheets of money into Individual notes
and counts the bills-tasks that formerly re-
quired as many different machines and an Inn
mense expenditure of time. Another new inven-
tion Is machine which automatically trims at
one stroke all four edges of sheet of bank
notes third invention is a machine for
automatically wetting the sheets of paper used
in printing currency-a chore that had for
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
y51E IPLZnOT0R - ZtzE /zWA41AR171.
Nx7n0DUcfD BY LIsyZE cSAH/0R Re-
V/0RlrC LL<[

UCLE SAM has very good reason
to plume himself because Of a
number Of important recent
/ achievements that most distinctly
make for progress. Some of
triumphs have taken the form OF
new inventions for doing things
that were virtually impossible of
accomplishment heretofore and
others. none the less valuable,
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

placement. / could
not be on my feet for
a long time. Ny
physician t re q te d
me for seven months
without much relief
and at last sent mo
Ito Ann Arbor for
IAN operation. 1 was
there four weeks and
came home suffering
worse than before.
MY mother advised
|mo to try lydia
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
many ZYXZ1xzZD N4CZIZIz CALdGE III
ZI5E us 4l51ElU ar SZ4hlARDS

but this does not prevent the magnet from do
ing stunts of great popular interest and
then
When the magnet is charged with its full!
electric current Of 1875 amperes a piece of meta
weighing hundreds of pounds might be sus.
pended at the pole pieces and the leakage,
that is the stray magnetic field" way out at
the ends OF the magnet is sufficient to support
In all sorts of positions wrenches and bars of
iron weighing as much as five or six pounds
apiece. whereas wire nails in series of half a
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18
The BIG CIR c ] s
liOllmdr Brothers Circus Parade Said
TO Reveal ChdrdChter of Show

The Gollmar Brother, show which
| exhibits i'm Alma Friday May %.
features everything connected with it.
from the street parade to the concert
The pres, Of other cities have made
only the most favorable comment for
Gollmar Brothers parade Even
when the show visit, territory where
it has never been il magnificent
street pagcnt SO agrccably surpriceS
the public that they arc sure to crowd
the immense tents.
1t is in the parade that the manage
mcnt OF circus can show to good adj
vantage the stability and character OF
the aggregation. If it is a cheap con
Germ, giving only ordinary performan-
ces. it parade will tell the tale. If it
Is really meritorious the street dis
plays will demonstrate the fact The
splendid equipment of the great Coll
mar Brother, Circus Is shown to eX-
cellent advantage in the big parade
and it Is always complimcnted The
horses are in fine trim. and the tab
leauN. wagons, dens. cages. and char
lots are resplendently decorated with
costly carvings, gilt and varnish An
unusually large number of dens are
open in the parade. and the general
public is given a free exhibition of a
fine array of wild animals. All in all
it is pronounced by many. the finest
and best circus display ever seen up
on our streets But it is in the circus
performance that the show excels.
The parade of the Gollmar Brothers
Show will start from lot at 10 o'clock
sharp, and traverse the principal
streets.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18
CATARRH VANISHES
Relief In Two Minutes with Wonderful Money
Back Cure

Go to Chas. Rhodes today, and tell
him you want Hyomci outfit (pro-
nounce it IIigh-o-me)
Open the box and inside you will
find bottle Of HYOMEI and a hard
rubber inhaler
Inside this inhaler which opens at
both ends YOU will find some antisep-
tic gauze.
Pour few drops OF HNOMEI into
the inhaler and saturatc the gauzc.
Then with both ends Of the inhaler
open, breathe HNOMEI. and the de-
structiou of pernicious catarrh germ,
begins at once
You can breathe HNOMEI through
either the nose or mouth Read the
directions
Hyomei is made from Australian
Eucalyptus and MIXED with other im-
portaut auti-eptice, and the greatest,
most sensible and pleasant treatment
for catarrh ever known.
Just breathe it: mo- stomach dosing;
no sprays or druchcs, thi, great anti
septic air soothcs the mucou, mem
br1ne and kills all germs
Complete outfit S1O0 Extra bottle
il aftcrward needed. only SOC. Money
back from Cha-. Rhodc- or leading
druggists everywhere if it doesn't cure
catarrh, coughs, colds, Group and sore
throat.
To break mp cold in head or chest
in few minutes pour teaspoonful
OF IIyomei into bowl OF boiling
water, cover head and bowl with towel
and breathe the vaDor
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18
IN A BAD WAY
Many an Alma Reader Will Feel Grateful for
This Information

When your back gives out;
Becomes lame, weak or aching;
When urinary troubles set in,
Your kidneys are I'm a bad way"
Doan's Kidney, Pills should be used
Here is local evidence to prove
their merit.
s. +. Wilcox, 423 W. Center street,
Alma, Mich, says: ITO my knowledge
Doan's Kidney Pills are a frst-class
kidney remedy | have taken them
on several occasions for dull pains in
the small OF my back and other kid
ney difficulties and they have always
been prompt in giving me relief At
one time / was badly afflicted with
kidney complaint and in the morning
when | got up. my back was So lame
that | found it difficult TO stoop or
lift | also had a distressing kidney
weakness. Doans Kidney Pills re-
moved these troubles and did me a
world OF good | have been con-
WINGED OF the merit of this remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- and
take no other.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18
DAY
Tuesday May, 30 the Veterans Of
1868 Hold Memorial Services

1t has been suggested TO the Record
that the owners of automobiles in the
city tender the use OF their cars Tues
day. May 30th, for sufficient time to
convey the veterans TO the cemetery
and back at the time of the Memorial
Day parade We believe when those
of our citizens fortunate enough to
own autos have their attention called
to the fact that the old soldiers would
the courtesy that plenty Of
ears will be offered Old age will
prevent many Of the hcros of the civil
war from attending these exercises
unless some means OF easy transport
tation is provided The Record will
be pleased to publish a list OF those
who will furnish the use of their cars
for the above purpose. Or those will
ling TO SO assist the old veterans no.
tiiy City Street Commissioner John
Greig
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18

Kenneth NOntlgel Celebrated His
18th Birthday Last Saturday

Last Saturday more than a score Of
the friends of Kenneth Montigel gath
cred at his home at the corner Of
Woodwork avenue and Center street,
and assisted him in having a good
time on the anniversary of his birth.
Two OF his teachers from the public
schools were present, namely, the
Misses Turner and McClaren, and as
sisted in the games of the afternoon
Refreshments were served. And
many gifts left by Kenneth's friends
atte,ted to the popularity OF the
young man among his school a,soci-
ateS.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18
A BURGLARS AWFUL DEED

May not paralyze a home so COM
plctcly as mothers long illness But
DR. Kings New Life Pills are a splen-
did remedy for women They gave
me wonderful benefit i'm constipation
and female trouble" wrote Mrs NJ.
c. Dunlap Of Leadill, Tenn If ailing.
try them 25c at Rhodes Drug Store
and at Wheaton & Sons.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

James Cline, %. Bethany; Clara
Raskc, %, Bethany.
Jesse Monroe. As. North Shade;
Harriet Honroc, 50, Lansing.
James Allen Beery. 20, Pine River;
Eva Marie Wood. 49, Pine River
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18

Mt Pleasant Normals. 0; Alma Col
lege. II, is the result of the ball game
played on Davis field Tuesday after
noon of this week
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1911-05-18

Cures Old and Syphili-
tic sores. Feve Sores
and all skin Diseases.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06

pantry; furnished; large lawn. 500
strawberry plants. 10 soossbsrry and
Is currant plants;; blacksmith MOP:
large wagon shed: two barns; large
barn holds about is5 tons ot hay and
10 head Of h0rses; stock eoalss.
weighed 5000 head of cattlc In 1910
q, 6 cents = head; meadow land. 500
acres meadow about 100 acres In tim.
o,hy aud clover: all under ditch:
water right free: cuts 500 tons Of
hay; farming machinery included;
derricks. moving machine. rakss.
piows. etc. Price @ie.oo0. $50 an
acre. WIN give . clear title; $4,000
down. $1,000 4 year at 8 per cent.
inquire at shcri6's Once. >.tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06

warranty dssd. lots Z. and .. block
-. First addition; 5000.
Enterprise Land and Investment
company to Fannie L. Owens, warran.
y dsed. lot 10. EAtsrpriss tracts:
ei.seV.
Anbross L. woodard q NJ to Mrs.
Martha b. Horton. warranty dssd.
81 Y Of SDk. M Of SWx. ssc. So
Se.l<.
Central Oregon improvement CON.
pany to n. Hecker. warranty desd.
lot II. block 20. Crsscsat: e33o.
klamath Development company to
O. n. Hector. warranty deed. M Of
NEk except right Of way. 80. ~.
3s.S: go.
Louis All to Mary =. n. NeCot.
mick. warranty dssd. part lots : aad
:. block ~. First addieioa.
Chas. e. worden. Frsd and Gus
Melhsse to Ralph L. Carter. warraA-
~ deed. lot 9, block s. Shippinston:
SS7s.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06

Services at the various churches Of
the city for tomorrow. vili b - fol.
lows:
Churvh os The sacso1 nease-
Fisse ooss. With sAeet lasefueejeo.
At S:3o .. =.
oseoe1 oass at 1880 .. H.. With
ssrnoa o. the 0espsl q he 0ua1ay.
Sunday school at e:3o Q. y.
All ars cordially iavits1 70 sttsad.
Rev. JoAa J. Cuaniaghaa. Q. J.. pas.
tor. Corner wordsn avsaus and
Doaald strsst. First Fsirvisv addi.
tion.
CAFiseiaa CAsseA-
Bible School at 10 .. y.
Preachins ~ II .. H.. subject. The
Christian's Growth"
Y. p. Q. G. 3. at Z ,. n.
EvsainG service at y. H.. subject.
Believing . Lis." u . man believes
= Nc sue U @'"se tnsssoy' eoss "
MAKE any e'seteoee!
Special musical features
All cordially Invited.
'"s
Services at the parlors OF the Den-
yer CAFE.
sunday school at 1880.
Services u II e'eleet .. n. theme.
Adam and FALLEN Man"
II 8 o'eloek. All isvits1.
-.
sseee es -
cuseeS seaoo' u -. ~ NJ w.
n I'eoes'o sspes'ssss
services ~ II :. u. ana D. N.
seo. u. sssos' pesso
oees!s' e'sss u 's:is' y. y. nsr
~. 'e
:pvo1ss .sesss u Wv D. M "oS
N0IU00. 0Y0MX0Dny.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06

We 0HALL b GLAD
10 TAKE YOUR ORDER
For your aszt weeks groceries aad
table dslicaeiss. Test % 90 tee. cot.
fse. spices. butter or anything Of
which yos are . particularly good
Judge. You'll And thss what you get
from here II fully - good - and
probably better than similar groceries
for which you have been sccustomed
to pay more mousy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06
IT'S A FACT

We aAmle Il, tAas ~ hsso se0s
bays h Fss1asses as1 vacant DseSsvty
thas 80 bslsW ~ nlaskss = Pstcs
ssa wnl naaks yes nsssy.
ON EIGHTH oT1RgT. New 5-ses1B
hosse. osIy = bsseks fseo Puhlis
Schoea. Prsos 1880; ealy oloo
en1As balance w Gasv oesan.
NEW V0U1 ROOM DUNoALOW
as1 hsth soeo; slscesle ~, ~
Waesg. kitehss eahisse, wallo en1s6,
. coy hsas. Psiss d, 80. ~ eaaA.
1811D ROOM uoU0D naas 1spsG.
Price e50o, saly ~ easA. ialasss
- Q nso1A.
m 1AmvDW ADDITION. NsW .
ssoa hessa laF0s ~. Fslss oSoo,
tsg0a. E
FOUR ROOM BUNGALOW saA
hsth, svssything ne1sn 81 VA.
bai1t. o4ooos tssans.
ON LINK RIVER. I ssso - WeanA
lsouss. fSuit tsses. Ans ~ ssossy ~
Vegetables. A. ~ Dsles . ~.
uJ00 SCHOOL u1IL. We hosO .
nsabw q ~ visW M an1 ~ ps1eo
NJ osgas ~ gl0he.
CL00D ~ L01D h MlsAsls ~.
tisas oloo - -
HAVE 4 1A00AM N uee o0g1nGs
AA1111sa ~, Oosllo, esnsnE Walk,
Dva1eo e1vooe, GoWovs ses1y1eoo1 ~
ls5et. ol00, abeoe IN eaGh.
GOOD AHA131lDQT og1D aGas
Hssse Nsa1aaA hank. Psiss = ~,
MAIN oTAkD1. We hass . ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06

Three hundred and twenty acre
ranch. house with nine rooms. sum.
mer kitchen. bath room. cellar and
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06
NorlCu or sAl.n o. REAL ~.
TAIu At PRIVATE GALE

In the County Court OF the state sf
0es0on. for klamath County.
IN the Matter os the Estate Of Martha
A. Wallis. Deceased.
Notice b hereby given that. In pur-
suraacs of a. order Of the above en-.
titled court. made In the above -.
titled matter. on the 18th day ot
April. 1911. the undersisnsd. % ad.
mialstratoe. viii ssil the premises
hereinafter described. at private sale.
to The highest bidder. TOR cash. on Or
sftsr the iStA day OF May. 1911. At
the Law oaess Of stoas . Barrett. in
the Americas BaAk and Trust Com.
paay builliaG. in the City OF Klamath
Falls. County Of klamath and STATE
Of Oregon. subject oaly TO the coafr-
nation Of said sale % By law pro-
videa.
The property hsrsiabstors referred
to 10 particularly dssesibsd % soilows.
to-WN:
The SwN Of the MEX: the WV
OF the SEX. sec. ~. and the NV.
Of the MEN. ssc. 20. rp. - south Of
range II. Z. W. ~. In klamath coun-
". Oregon.
Dated at klamath Fails. Oregon.
this 18th day Of April. 1911.
J. j. BARRETT.
AA-s>s.s.>s~. - >>sA V.>.s.
l.1S.S.lSh
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-05-06

froat, ESQ pse froas FOOT, reatals
viii pay aftcea pr ceae o. tho b.
vesensat. olNooo Gosh Win haadlc
R0oanNo noush sssaassa.s 80
otAse bashsss spsrssnleies.
Wu WHITE E1nE AND AUTOAoO.
n1llR INOUHANCE
CnllCoTE . RICE,
Nest - ~ Aassstcaa noeel
HAeoe 81
The Yale expositor., 1911-04-20
The Only English pope.

Viterbo, now engaged in establish.
Ing a record In criminal trials, was
the scene OF the greatest triumph OF
our only English pope, Nicholas Break
speare. One Of the II churches of this
ancient italian city is st. Lorenzo, and
here Frederick Barbarossa himself
bowed the knee and held the stirrup
to the mighty pontiff Adrain w, who
came. a poor lad, from the meadows
OF Hertfordshlre, TO give away the
Kingdoms of the world. In the period
Of it's splendor Viterbo, city OF beau
tiful fountains and beautiful maidens,"
held many handsome palaces, In one
Of which In the thirteenth century six
papal elections took place. But for
Englishmen the city will always re-
main the city Of the English pope who
tanned a naughty emperor and was
himself choked by a fy.-London
Chronicle.
The Yale expositor., 1911-04-20
Some Queer Brushes.

The cat carries her clothes brush In
her mouth, for with her rough tongue
she cleanses her glossy coat as a
boy brushes of his clothes. She lieks
one of her front paws and rubs It over
her face, and she Ia ready for her
breakfast
Foxes, dogs and wolves do not use
their mouths when they need to wash
and brush. but scratch themselves Wig
orously with their hind paws and are
as fresh as ever.
The COW, with her long, rough
tongue. combs her coat of hair until II
is clean and curly. The horse, more
than any other animal, depends on his
owner to keep his coat In proper con-
dition, but often he will roll on the
green grass or rub himself down
against a tree or fence.
Field mice comb their hair with
their hind legs. and the fur seal In a
similar manner spends as much time
as woman In making herself look
smart.
Although the elephant appears to be
thick skinned and callous, he takes
great care OF his skin. He often
gives himself shower bath by draw
Ing water into his long trunk and
blowing 1t on the different parts of
his body. After the bath he some
times rolls himself in toilet prepare
tlon OF dust TO keep of the flies.
The Yale expositor., 1911-04-20
THE ALARMING PREVALENCE
OF ECZEMA
Finds Victims Among Every Race,
Age and Condition.

OF all the diseases of the skin and
scalp which torture and disfigure man
kind, three-fourths are eczematous.
Millions are born with eczema. and it
is the only thing other millions have
left when they die. Neglect in infancy
and childhood, irritating conditions af
fecting the skin, ignorance of its real
nature, improper remedies and many
other causes that might be mentioned
have created an eczema which, with
varying severity, has afflicted count
less numbers during their entire lives.
Eczema is skin disease. 1t is not re-
garded as hereditary, nor contagious
and is impartially distributed among
the rich and poor, the high and low.
the skin, causing loss of sleep, is usual
ly the most distressing symptom and is
caused by the bursting Of little vesicles
filled with an acrid fluid, which burns
as with fire the denuded skin. New
Fesicles form, fill and burst, scales
form upon scales, and crusts upon
crusts until Disagreement Is added to
torture.
One of the most successful treat
ments for eczema. whether applied to
he,youngest infant or the Oldest per-
son, is hot baths with Cuticura Soap
and gentle anointings Of Cuticura oint-
ment, For more than a generation,
these pure, sweet and gentle emolli-
eDts have proved the most efficient
agents in the speedy and permanent
relief of all forms of eczemas, rashes,
feelings and irritations of the skin and
scalp. Although Cuticura soap and
ointment are sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere, in order that
those who have suffered long and
hopelessly and who have lost faith in
everything may make trial Of them
without charge, a liberal sample Of
each will be mailed free TO any adj
dress, together with 32-page pamph-
let, giving a description and treatment
of the various forms of eczema, as
well as other affections of the skin,
scalp, hair and hands-send to "Cuti-
ci,ra " Dent w Boston,
The Yale expositor., 1911-04-20
'C0NSIDERATE MISS MABEL
She Returned Umbrella In Rainstorm,
but Had to Borrow II to
Get Home.

They man say what they please
about Mabel Walloper." old Mrs. Jim.
merson said, as she poured out her
husbands tea the other night, while
the rain fell in torrents outside. She
may be frivolous. but all the same she
is a considerable woman-mighty con-
siderate ! don't know another wom-
an who would do what she aid to.
day"
What did she do today?' asked
immersion, who had his own Opin-
ions as to the lady's good points.
why, when this perfect deluge Of
a rain started In this afternoon she re-
here at our meeting of the Brown
ing club she had borrowed our umSrel-
Ia Mrs. Immersion said, enthusiast
tically. 'and, without hesitating a
minute she put on her hat and water
proof coat and came all the way over
here IN that raging storm to return It,.
] think that was mighty thoughtful
and nice of her. Don't you?"
II certainly do" said Immersion.
Il shouldn't have thought it of her"
Il guess you've done her an in
justice" said Mrs. Immersion, "but
hereafter l shall know better. I
don't think | should have ventured out
on day like this on such All er-
rand"
We'll, I'm mighty glad she did It,"
said immersion. Mighty glad. I've
got TO go back to the store for lit
tie while this evening, and that bum
bershoot will come In handy"
Mrs. Jimmerson's face flushed. and
she coughed in an embarrassed way.
why, Tom. I'm sorry, but you can't
have it, dear" she said
why not?" Immersion demanded.
Why said Mrs. Immersion, ut
was raining SO hard that / had to
lend II to Mabel again to go home
with. | couldn't do anything else
after she had been 30 thoughtful as
to bring 1t back"--John Kendrick
Bangs in Hppincott's.
The Yale expositor., 1911-04-20
Expert Testimony.

There was not much TO be gained
from the witness on the stand, who
seemed to have a wonderful faculty
for holding his tongue, but the law
yer tried once more.
You say your boat picked up the
accused at 9 o'clock, or there
abouts,'" he said. 1T has been stat
ed that he jumped overheard nearly
an hour before that time. Tell me,
Captain Sampson, how he appeared
to you when you picked him up. II
you had been required to give an
opinion of him then, what would you
have said?"
We'll, I'll tell we honest" said the
captain, when he had disposed Of a
portentious yawn, II shd've said he
was one o. the wettest men, 1 fnot the
wettest man, that ever see!"-
Youths Companion.
The Yale expositor., 1911-04-20
A Spicy Subject.

John Lane, the well-known publish
err, said at literary dinner in New
York:
AS an editor find nobody so per-
sistent as the amateur contributor. If
the amateur were half as ingenious
in writing his material as in trying
{. to land 1t, he would become Dickens
in no time.
IAN amateur said the other day 10
an editor | know:
Allow me TO submit this bear
story
MY readers don't care for bear
! stories, said the editor. They want
something spicy
But this said the amateur, is a
story about a cinnamon bear"