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The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-27
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The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-27
Eexena

is considered hard to cure. Try Dr.. Bell An.
tiseptic Salve and you will change your minds
You will sse an improvement from the 6st ss.
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prop'..
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-27
WITH THINKERS
OF TODAY

(Continucd from paee g.
information that will be to their advantage,
whether Of building houses, raising chill.
dren, running ranch or exposing politi-
ciansP
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-27
ADVERTISEMENT

Sealed proposals will be received At
the Office VI the iowa CLERK, Holly, Col
orsdo, until ; .. IN. January 30th, 1911.
for reconstrucliRS sad other~ise i'm
proving the sewer system in Holly Sewer
Di.frict No. Two Of the Town OF Holly,
Colorado.
Further isGorasiios asy be obtsised
fron the iowa Clerk q Holly, Colo.
rsdo, or fron C. N. Hosssea. cossultial
enfineer, SIS Coaaoswealth Bsildisl,
Deaver, COLORADO.
BY order of the Board Of Trustees.
J. s. McMURTRY,
N.'F. VIDAL, Mayor.
Town Clerk.
Date, January 70, 1911.
NoT,cE FoR PUBLICATION.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Tough on the Snake.

Here Is a dry town story going
the round on Weiser, Idaho, but so
far the fellow can't be found who VII
voueh for It:
Talking about dry towns, nave
you ever been in WeiserY asked d
commercial traveller in a smoking
car mo? Well, that's a dry town
for you, all right
"They can't sell liquor at AL
there?" asked one of them nearby
only If you have been bitten oy
a snake" said the drummer. They
have only one snake in the town ana
when ] got to it the other day after
standing in line for nearly half q day
the bloomin' thing was too tired 10
bite"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Clerical Humorist.

Among the clerical humorists OF
Ireland, says the San Francisco Ar
gonaut, Father James Healy stands
out prominent. On one occasion
when a pretty child was proudly
shown him by her mother he re-
marked:
MY lear child you'll have a blue
lookout as long as you liye!'
The mothers face at first clouded
but Immediately after frightened up
when she saw the smile on Father
Healy's face. for the child had blue
eyes.
Once Father Healy was asked how
he would describe a Scotsman, n
in answer, assuming as he spoke the
Scots accent. said:
"A Scot is a man who keeps the
sawbath and Everything else that he
can git"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Short Weight.

How to persuade the blone deli
catessen store clerk to remove her
hand from the scale when weighing
his cheese and bologna. SO he would
get 16 ounces to the pound instead
Of IL or 13. was the problem.
TRY a few affectionate little pecks
at her hand. with accompanying COM
plimentary remarks. and she will let
go all right" said an experienced
friend.
The man asked for a pound of
smoked pork tenderloin. As usual,
the blonde young woman rested her
hand on the scales to steady them,
and, hesitatingly. the man laid his
palm on her fingers. When he got
home half an hour later and weighed
the pork tenderloin on his own scales
he found that he had IL ounces.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
He Was a Hero, Too.

Senator LaFollette, at a picnic in
Madison, was prasing a young Mil
waukee couple that had just got
married.
They'll have a rather hard time
of il, too" he said, thoughtfully,
with prices at the height they are,
and Bert's salary in the Office so
ridiculous"
The senator laughed gaily.
A girl he continued, "once lift
ed her head from her young mans
bosom and murmured:
If it were but possible, in these
prosaic days. for you to do something
heroic, something brave and knight
like, in order to prove your lovei'
Why, gracious goodness cried
the young fellow, amt l goin' to
marry you, next month on a salary OF
eight PERI"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
lDegenerated.

Kid Mccoy, the hero of 125 bat
tells, Is to open a sanitarium at STAN
ford. He said the other day to a
New York reporter:
II hope in my sanitarum to restore
lots of grumpy middle-aged people to
perfect health. and if | give them
back perfect health I'll give them
back perfect gaiety and a II
middle age is stupid, if the middle
age is prosaic, 1t is only because the
health of middle age is poor
The woman" he continued, who
sends her grumpy mate TO my es-
Enlistment will no longer have to
make the bitter complaint of Mrs.
Blank.
MY husband, Is years ago. said
Mrs. Blank, used to kiss me every
time We passed through a tunnel,
But now
"She gave a bitter laugh.
Now she said he takes a long
pull at his travelling flask"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Next

Mrs. s. T. Rorer, the cooking eX-
pert, compared French and Ameri-
can cooking in a lecture to the girl
graduates of Chicago.
American cooking, with its sim
pie dishes and it's free use of the
grill" she said. lis healthful, but
the rich sauces of French cooking
and the liberal use of the frying pan
make the French labby and despep-
tic.
Il was once entertained at a Paris
restaurant famous for its chef. We
had such dishes as salmi of becasse,
etuve of beef and aubegine au gratin,
and then my host, leaning back with
a satisfied smile, handed me the
menu and said.
And whatll you have next, Mrs.
Rorer?'
Well said l. 1 think we'll have
indigestion next"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Good Reading for Sunday

who marries the foreign nobleman
for his title.
But she gets the small end of IT,"
said Representative Henry, grimly.
Here's an example:
There was a Texas girl with
twenty millions who married an earl
we'll call him Lord Laclands.
Well, this earl was notorious for
speeding his morton cars. So they
changed the law to fit his case.
Afterward a man said to him:
We'll, Laclands, what are you
going to do, now that in all speed
ing offenses the owner of the car and
the chauffeur is TO be arrested?"
"Do?' said Lord Laclands.
why, I'm going to put every motor
] W In my wife's name.'"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

life's thorny path" he said. I'm
all those years not one single harsh,
hasty, unkind word has passed our
lips. Isn't that true. mother?'
Mother" had quietly fallen asleep
on the sofa, and as he laid his hand
caressingly on her shoulder she
snorted defiantly and said. sharply:
Get up yourself and light the fire,
Sam. l lit 1t last, and I'll see you
far enough before I'll do 1t this morn
ing you Oh, oh, II why, ! must
have dropped off to sleep!"
And ! think you'd better have
stayed asleep, lilly, Kissed Samuel
into her ear"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

am ar actress. ! sing. l dance. For
that they must like en- for what
has gone before. II they do not like
me for what ! can do-what do you
call-?'
Good night
"'Yes, good night, That is it.
American women are 'sheek.'
And American men?
"'Oh-the word-a-stunn-ding.'
Which, when you think of 1t, is o
so bad a pronunciation or astounding
The American men, Mile. Deslys-
who says she has met many of them
in Paris-coptinued, are expansive,
so expansive
"Expensive?" corrected some one
Mon. non, non! Expansive.
From the heart out. Ex-ex"
she meant frank. The American
men do not affect things, they tell all
they know about themselves-that's
what Gaby meant.
And the chic American women
continued the q~uestioner, are they as
bright as English women?'
"'Oh, no, no. ho,' laughed Gaby
Deslys. The question was so ridi-
culous that she would not deign to
answer it.
But the rooms even in the st.
Regis, where Mademoiselle is stay
ing. are small compared &c her own
rooms in Paris. And why should
not the st. Regis permit her to have
rooms on the same floor for Fiji.
Mademoiseile's maid? But, oh, Sc
wonderful is the height of the hotel
Polarit had told her of the wonder
~fulness of the high buildings. They
are astounding. And the matinees
on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday,
Non, non, But yes, if the M'sieu
Shubert say so=yes, yes, yes.
Everything is fine-fne,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Those Raggape Smashers.


Henry Clews, at a dinner in New
port, said of American travellers:
1T Is delightful to travel in Ameri-
ca, but l think that American por-
tiers handle our lubbage a little too
roughly.
"Once at a certain station, ! was
amazed and pleased to hear a uni
form official shout TO a burly porter:
HI, what are you knockin' them
trunks about like that for?'
THE porter had been lifting great
trunks above his head and hurting
them down on the floor furiously, but
now he stood stock still in astonish-
ment.
What's that. boss?' he said.
"'What do you mean by knockin'
trunks about like that?' repeated
the official, Look at the floor, man.
Look at the dents you're maxim in
the concrete. Don't you know you'll
lose your job if YOU damage the COM
pany's property"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Expected a Freshet.

In the upper end" of Pike county.
Pennsylvania, there Is a mar who Is
so noted for his conversational
abilities. says a writer in the Boston
Herald, that his acquaintance avoid
giving him unnecessary opportunities
10 talk.
one cold morning this man rode
up TO a hotel in the neighborhood
just as the guests We're finishing
breakfast. He dlsmonnted. walked
in, saluted the landlord in his usual
loud tones. and declared that he was
so cold that he could hardly talk.
Just then a nervous traveller who
was present stepped up to the land
lord. and, taking him by the coat,
said.
Mr.. l.. have my horse brought
as soon as possible"
What is the matter, my dear
SIR" inquired the anxious land
lord. Has anything happened?'
Nothing; nothing Only want
to get away from here before that
man thaws."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
The Worlds All Right.

The Worlds All Right.
Ny boy, it's a pretty good world,
you'll find,
II o look straight ahead and don't
look behind.
Though ii SHOWS sometimes,
And 1t blows sometimes,
And you think 1t is hooded with
woes somtimes,
It's a glad old world,
And a sad old world
Or a bad old world
When you make 1t so.
But just bear in mind wherever
you go
That somwhere the grand old suns
aglow,
cit up and git"
And a lot of grit
Are the things that label a man as
eft"
There's a shadow here and a dark
place there,
But you'll find the sunshine is every
where.
If you look for it. Chirkuli Elatei
Rub the word "Pessimist" off your
slatei
Meet the knocks with a grin.
But never give in,
And, sooner or later, you're bound
TO win!
C. p. Mcdonald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
LEGAL NOTICES
serial No. O4OO1.
NOTICE OF FINAL PROOF.

Department of the Interior, United
states Land Office at Carson City, Ne
Vada, September 10, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that George
w. Lynch, of Ely. Nevada, who, on June
10, 1909. made Homestead Entry No.
04091, for NW4. Section SO, Township
II y. Range 60 r. NJ. d. Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make final
Communication proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before the
County Clerk of White Pine County,
at Ely, Nevada, on the 10Th day OF
October, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses: Josiah
f. Miles, Alexander J. Mcdonald, of
Ely, Nevada, James c. Wheeler, of East
Ely, Nevada. and Thomas Odalovich, Of
Kimberly, Nevada.
LOUIS J. COIN,
Register.
(First Publication September "a, 1910
Last Publication October 22, 1911
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

ed with a pearl exactly mo kidding,
the size of a large grape. On her
left hand was a ring mounted with
two pearls twice as large. Suppose
there had been a notice on the bill Of
fare: Fruit removed from the din
ing room charged extra
The little Gaby of the big gray
eyes, the golden ringlets and the er-
mine lined toque honestly lodges the
subject that some folks would like t.
ask her about. Some folks on the
pier did ask her questions that hao
to do with the overthrowing of a
kingdom.
81 have answered your questions
she said simply, about my work.
tell you what | am to do here. Ny
own life is my life
1t is so easy she said later, to
make-to make-to make-what is
it?'
THE big hurrah.'
Thank you. The big hurrah
with the-with the all that has gone
before. / am an actress ] sing,
dance. For years ! have made Paris
aud London and Vienna and Berlin
like me as an actress. Along comes
something. All this American is
excite But my life is my life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Dreams.


You are hitting the dream pipe hart
again,
For the things that you hope to
win;
You are soothed by visions of easy
wealth
When your ship comes sailing in
Your thoughts are adrift in fairy
isles,
Or up in the eloudlands high.
And you turn away from the present
chance
For a dream of the bye and bye.
The world has need of such men as
you,
But o run from her strict, stern
rules,
To idle YOU precious hours away
In a paradise of fools;
For what do you care for duty's call
Or toll that is hard and rough.
So long as your pipe keeps rolling out
A million at every pun?
Come down from that lofty, smoke
dimmed realm,
And get back to the sober earth;
Go take your place in the ranks Of
men,
And share In their grief and mirth:
It is time to buckle your armor on
And be doing a real mans part:
1t is time To bend to the worlds great
work
With muscle and mind and heart.
You may see in fancy a golden
stream
Flow into your eager hold,
But better a dollar fairly made
Than the rainbow pot of gold;
And better a hut on the ro%ek-ribbed
hill.
That is built by your own strong
hands,
Than a pipe-dream castle Of mist and
air
That rests on the shifting sands.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
That Depends.

A seeker after knowledge wants to
know If it is proper to open a letter
with the sentence, Il take my pen in
hand, etc" Well now, that depends
upon whom you are writing to and
what means you are using to place
your ideas upon paper. If you ar
writing to your wife or your best
girl, 1t might not be safe to say, Il
take my typewriter on my lap, etc"
You might be misunderstood
S%earchlight Bulletin.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Didn't Know Latin.

A mar went into a store to buy a
fountain pen. The young sales
woman gave him one TO try, and he
covered several sheets with the words
"Tempus Fugit."
The obliging vendeuse offered him
another pen. Perhaps she said.
you'd like one OF these stubs better.
Mr.. Fugit. "-Eyerybody's Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
APPLICATION No. 21o3-
of Application for Permission
tn Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of September 1911. in accor-
dance with Section 20. Chapter XXI
of the statutes of 1909, the Nevada
Consolidated Copper Company, a cor
poration. of McGill, County of White
Pine. State of Nevada, made applica-
tion to the State Engineer of Nevada
for permission to appropriate the pub
lie waters of the state of Nevada.
Such appropriation is to be made from
Ward Spring at points Sc 4 of NWA
Sec. "a, I. Is y. II. 62 +, NJ. ID. b. & M.
by means of a tunnel and o~ne-fourth
feet per second is TO be conveyed
to the plant of the Nevada CONSOLIDATE
ed Copper Company at Copper Flat,
White Pine County. Nevada, by means
of pipe lines and there used for min
ing, milling, domestic and metallurgi-
cal. purposes. Water not TO be return
ed to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First Publication September "a, 1911.)
Cast Publication October %, 1917
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
He Saw Dad.

Willis. Great Scott, man, You
don't mean TO say you can't do anv-
thing with that son of yours who is
reported TO be doing such awful ear
ousing at c~ollege?"
ellis. (Sadly). Il haven't the
heart to say a word. You see, l was
foolish enough to take him with me
to the national convention of my
lodge last summer. Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Eileen.

| saw a pretty girl in red,
With waving plume and tossing
head;
A perfect picture of a queen
The prettiest girl I've ever seen.
| saw a pretty girl in blue,
Excelling everything in view;
A handsome miss of seventeen
The prettiest girl I've ever seen.
| saw a pretty girl in white,
A vision walking in the night;
With saucy hat of palest green
The prettiest girl I've eve e
And yet she's very much the same;
She'll change her dress, but not her
name,
A glorious eopuette. Eileen
The prettiest girl I've eve eel
Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Alterations!

Joined in June" is the wey a
southern newspaper heads a wedding
report. This suggests a few other
alterations, as Fastened in Feb
ruary," Mated in May Attached
in August" "splieed in September"
and Divorced in December. los
ton Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
A Great Man.

Ever read Victor Hugo's descrip-
ton of the battle of Waterloo?"
You bet. That fellow put some
enthusiasm into his work. Were
he alive today, he'd make a cracker
jack baseball understanding
Leader.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

Ethal. Bella. told me that you
told her that secret l told YOU not 10
tell her.
Madge. she's a mean thing ]
told her not TO tell you
Ethal. Well told her !
wonld't tell her ! did."-Chieago
Daily News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Strict.

Police Commissioner Waldo of
New York. was talking about the
proper observance of the Sabbath.
81 believe In a proper observance
of the Sabbath" he said. but /
should hate to see us go to snch
lengths as prevails in certain sections
of Vermont.
"a friend of mine is passing his va
cation in Vermont. He is staying
with a rich farmer, one of his boy
hood mates.
my friend the other Sunday said
after lunch that he thought he'd take
a stroll, and swinging his stick, he
started off. But he had hardly got
halfway down the old-fashoned
garden when his farmer host came
running after him with an umbrella.
William he said, would you
mind carrying this umbrella instead
of that cane on your walk? 1t would
look less frivolous and worldly"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
ConundIumS.

Mr.. James met three tramps this
morning. To the first he gave five
cents, to the second ten cents and to
the third ten cents. What time was
1t? DO you all give up? 1t Is easy
enough TO see that IL was a quarter to
three.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
That Recall.

Senator, why don't you unpaek
your trunk? You'll be in Washing
ton for six years"
II don't know about that. My
state has the recall. louisville
Courier-Journal
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
As Wealth is Measured.

rs he rich?"
only moderately. He habituallv
runs his auto beyond the speed limit.
but he could hardly commit a murd-
er and get away with it."-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
How EidO 20 Out.

MY girl used to think a lot of her
pug dog, but I've managed to get the
edge on him since We married"
How did you work it?"
"Fido wouldn't eat her cooking,
and / did New York Mail.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

old Mr.. and Mrs. Jones were CIV
ing their annual party. says the New
York Mail, and Mr.. Jones was max
ing his usual speech.
For 40 years have my good wife
and ! travelled hand in hand down
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
A Rest.

And where did you spend Your
two weeks?"
Sitting in a hotel BARRIERS chair.
The barber was persuasive and l let
him give me his entire list ."-PitSs-
burg Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
suggestions

I'VE all have to have a Latin motto
for our theses. Could you suggest
one for a paper on ocean travel?'
Sure. "Sic transit baltimore
American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
The ChiyalrOus Earl.

Representative Henry OF Texas at
a luncheon in Washington, says
Star, inyeighed e~loquently and VIII
tiIv against the American heiress
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
All Late.

Hubbubs. Have you any late
trains out to Lonelyville?"
Subbubs. Sure. All u trains
are late .'-Philadelphia Record.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

would love you still, II I ever saw you
that ay.'-Baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
Particular Speech.

my dear. do you love me still?''
Il still love you. and ! suppose ]
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

CONTINUED from page Ski
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01
The First Sign.

Looks like an early winter thu
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

year."
Are any of the Christmas maga-
zines out?"-Pittsburg Leader.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

GABY CABS ON IN MERRY WAY
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-01

(First Publication September "a, 1911.)
Cast Publication October 22, 1917