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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
SERIES
FOR KEYP0RT
spsciar to The EFENTNe NEWS.

Keyport, April 1.-THE third Sc
ries of individual tourney games
were rolled here last night on the
Brunswick alleys, Walling winning
three straight games from DR.. Hart
man and Maurer winning two out OF
three from Hendrickson.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
CLUB
HAS BOXING

Six local boys furnished boxing
exhibitions at a smoker OF the Rari-
tan Yacht Club last night. Three
fast bouts resulted and the members
seemed highly pleased.
William Egan, under the name OF
"Bill Johnson" and William E..
Egan as Young Fitzgerald" gave a
good exhibition. Johnnie" had
somewhat the better Of the affair,
but Young Fitzgerald" held his
own. Willie Deegan, as Charles
Meyers" mi e Bulyanoski, undcT
the name OF kid Leo," bored to a
warm draw. They gave a clever ex.
hibition of NIT handling ana were
warmly applauded at the finish.
J. McNally, as Young Smith,"
held his own with Frank Brodniak,
appearing as Battling Brown"
While Brodniak had the best OF Nc
Nally a number OF times, the latter
was game and came back frequently.
Brodniak eliminated the feature OF
his ring pose Of keeping his head
aloft and poking his face almost
against the mits OF his opponents, ne
he did In his recent appearance with
nifty" Hudson, OF Tottenille.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
LETTER FROM
THE MANAGER

In regard to the baseball game be-
tween the Riverside nine, OF Sc
warren, and the Delaneys, of this city,
at Sewaren Sunday afternoon, the
management of the Riversides states
1t won from the Delaneys by a score
of Z to 2 in a f~ve-inning battle. The
following letter was received this
morning:
Sewaren, N. J., April 10, 1911.
SPORTING EDITOR:
Please put this in the paper on
the sporting page: The Riversides,
of Sewaren, trimmed the Delaneys
on Sunday afternoon, the ninth, to
the tune of z to 2. at their home
grounds. Many visitors were pres
ent to witness the Riversides' first
game. The manager would like to
hear from some of the teams of Am
boy and vicinity, averaging in age
from fifteen to seventeen.
MANAGER, WESLEY HALL,
Sewaren
CAPTAIN, HERMAN BAUMAN
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
TRACK TEAM
HAS TRY OUT
Athletes OF High schsoI
en- Lewis St. FisId,

Track practice for the first time
was held yesterday afternoon by the
high school on its field at Lewis
street and Madison g A mum.
Der responded to Captain Frank Nc
Cormiok's call. An hour was first
spent in getting the track In shape
as 1t was all torn up by recent storms
which swept away the cinders.
The tryout Of the candidates fol-
the relay team was the main eveAt
Schwartz, one Of last years mem
bers. showed up we'll and rar
around the path like a two-yeer-old
Schwartz, Mccormick, Pierson, Too
lin and Roessler are in the race. The
Quartette will have its real chance a.
the games of the University of Penn
%sylvania, on the Goth Of this month
in Philadelphia. They will also en-
ter the Rutgers meet, Stevens Insti
tute games and the East Jersey high
school meet. The latter will be helt
at Asbury Park, May 81.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
HAYES WINNER
IL MILE RACE
Raines Quits in Eleventh.
Time 1:03:40.

John j. Hayes, the Olympic Mara
thon winner in 1908, easily defeated
Al. Raines in their twelve-mile
match running race on the Audito-
rum track last night. For reasons
unknown Raines dropped out after
he had gone eleven miles and nine
laps. Hayes finished in the good
time of one hour, three minutes and
forty seconds. He ran fast to the
end, despite the fact that he ran the
last half mile alone. He was fresh
at the finish and raj to his dressing
room.
Hayes doomed up as a plugger. He
seemed to be graced with the Drawn
and muscle of a good athlete, but
many who witnessed the match are
inclined to believe that Raines can
beat him at the ten or twelve mile
distances. In a Marathon race,
which Hayes considers to a finish, he
could undoubtedly beat Raines with
ease He possesses the stamina and
endurance to keep up a winning pace
to the end of such a contest, as he
has repeatedly demonstrated in his
appearances here and abroad.
A good-sized crowd turned out to
see the match but probably most OF
them came out of curiosity to see
Hayes. The start of the contest was
even. They ran neck and neck at
times and at other intervals Hayes
would lead. He led throughout the
greater part of the contest. In the
fifteenth lap of the eleventh mile
Hayes began to sprint and set up a
n n 4L,S Dag-1z @psal had To hnJN
but seemed unable to. That WAS tho
beginning Of the end Of Raines' part
of the contest. He kept dropping
behind and ran to the outside of the
track to permit Hayes to pass each
time he came around. Hayes gained
a lap In the eleventh mile and when
and nine laps, Hayes was approxd-
mately three laps In the lead.
The time by miles: First, 8 min.
20 Sec; second, 5 min; third s min.
3S Sec; fourth, 5 min, 33 Sec; fifth,
5 min. 81 Sec; sixth, 5 min, "a sec:
seventh. s min. 26 Sec; eighth, s
min. 80 Sec; ninth, S min. 81 Sec:
tenth, 8 min. 20 Sec; eleventh. 5
min. rs sec.; last twenty laps, 5
min, 55 sec.
Charles Walters OF the Totten-
Vile A. c., won the open n mile
preliminary race, covering the dis
lance in six minutes and twenty sec-
onds. Walter Bowers, OF this city.
and Edward Breen, OF Metuchen.
were his opponents.
Edward Preston, of South Amboy,
won over David Halbert, Of this city,
In a one mile match ace. He ran
the distance in four minutes and for
ty-four seconds.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
GOOD RECORD
PAST SEASON
SayreviIIe A. A. Won 10 and
Lost IL Games.
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
Sayreville, April 12:-The Sayre-
Vile A. A. basketball team conclud-
ed its season on Thursday night
when 1t defeated the Nameless Five,
of Staten Island, by a score of 81 10
49, The Sayreville five has enjoyed
q successful season and has won six
teen games and lost twelve.
They scored a total of TAI points
to their opponents 644. Tuckerson
playing at left forward, played in
t~wenty-four and a half games and
secured 1913 points. Dug Fisher
was next in line with individual
honors, securing 1877 points in nine
teen and a half games. Manager
Check played lin twenty-one and a
half games and secured 1876 points.
Kroeger, forward, played In twenty
one games and got 131 points. Olsen
and Switzer played a good sturdy
game at the guarding position.
The Sayreville A. A fve's record
for the past season follows:
Sayreville A. A, AZ; All Bruins
wicks, 10.
sayreyille A. A, II; N. B. Catho-
lie Club, 16.
sayreville A. A. 20; Crescent A.
c., IA.
sayreville A. A, 4; Marion A. c.
16.
sayreville A. A., "a; Y. NJ. H. A.
Perth Amboy, Is.
sayreyille A. A, 50; Owls, Perth
Amboy, "a.
Sayreville A. A, 16; T. A. c., As
Sayreyilie A. A, 80; Dexters
Berth Amboy, IA.
sayreyille A. A. 81; D. S. A. c..
Perth Amboy, %.
SayreriIle A. A, 80; Marion A. c..
IA.
Sayreville A. A, ri: Owls, 81.
Sayreviile A. A, 80; Catholic
Club, IA.
-eryrcrnae A. c.r-
serves, Is.
Sayreville A. A, 8; Crescents, SIS
S~ayreville A. A, IT; Catholic
Club, Is.
Sayreville A. A, 10: Dexters, IA
Sayreville A. A, IA: South River
IT.
Sayreville A. A, 8; Puritan A. c..
90.
sayreviile A. A, IL; T. A. C. Re
serves, 20.
Sayreville A. A, 25; Y. NJ. H. A.
26.
sayrevills A. a, So; National
Five, %.
sayreYille A. A, 80: Pentagons, s
Sayrevilla A. A, 10; Dexters, Is
Sayrevil1e A. A, "A; T. A. c., rs
Sayreville A. A, AZ; Michelir
Five, %.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
KEYPORT HIGH SCHOOL
NINE To PLAY IROQU0lS

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
Keyport. April 1.-THE lroauois
A. c., which has recently organized
"a baseball team, viii play the Key
port high school team on the cutlery
grounds here Saturday afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
HIGH SCHOOL TEAM
WILL PRACTICE TODAY

Baseball practice will be held this
afternoon by the high school nine.
The Yannigans and Regulars Will
clash. Captain Coley and Coach
Ramsey will supervise.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12

Public notice is hereby given pur-
suant to a resolution adopted by the
Council Of the City of Perth Amboy,
on the third day of April, nineteen
hundred and eleven, that it is the in
t~ention of the City Council to pass and
adopt an ordinance to cause Smith
street from High street to State street,
to be paved with asphalt blocks in &C
cordance with the provisions Of Chap
ter 200 of the laws of 1898, and that
said ordinance will be introduced ana
passed on its first reading at a regu-
lar meeting Of said Council to be held
on the seventeenth day Of April, nine
teen hundred and eleven.
WILBUR LARGE,
City Clerk.
Perth Amboy, N. J., April 5, 1911.
ok 81 19022-4-5-S12-15
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
NOTICE OF

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LIVE :, .esce TIPS

Dear Bosco:
/ wish to announce that the team
that the Delaneys beet last Sunday
was not the Riyersides, of this city,
managed by julius R~ippenbein. They
ought to wake up to the fact that
we have had the name "Rtversides''
for three years now.
A RIVERSIDE FOLLOWER.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
M D0NALD HAS
THE LEAD NOW
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

Huguenot, s. l., April 12:-Me-
Donald now leads in the Active
Clubs pool tournament, having won
four games and lost none. Al.
Boesch has been leading for the past
few weeks and continued to hold
the top position until defeated by
Dewhirst. Games are being played
according to schedule and much in
terest is being manifested in them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
FIVE
WANTS GAMES

The Flying Five. OF Tottenvills,
wants to arrange a game with the
Riverside basketball team of this
city. The Tottenille aggregation Is
for its closing affair. Address. J. Nc
Garry. Henry street. Tottenvi1le
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-12
OLD BRIDGE
START APR. 29
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

ball aggregation representing the
Old Bridge Enamel Brick & Tile
Company,-will open its s on
Saturday afternoon, April 20, when
it will share grounds with the X. O.
X. A., OF New Brunswick.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

which is about the size Of red-winged black
bird the swamp blackbird known to every coun-
try boy. The shrike preys on smaller birds, on
mice and on big insects which 1t empaes on
thorns after making a meal, in the case OF birds
and mice, of the brains Of the quarry. The
shrike is dressed in soft grays and while rather
handsome bird it is by no means Of brilliant
attire.
The African shrikes which Dr. Mearns cob
lected and in which Theodore Roosevelt showed
marked interest on the day in which he went
through the museum, are perhaps among the
most brilliant colored birds of the world. They
are not unlike the American scarlet tanager onl!
the scarlet is of the kind that seems to burn the
sight. Colonel Roosevelt has been having lit
tie controversy with Scientist Abbott II. Thayet
over the question of the protective celebration OF
birds and mammals. Mr.. Thayer, in general
way thinks that most animals have colora
ton which protects them in a measure from
discovery. 1t is known that this Is perfectly trus
Of some kinds Of wild creatures, but Mr.. Thayef
thinks that even brilliantly pumaged birds are
protected. Colonel Roosevelt on the day Of his
visit to the museum held up one Of the shrikef
in its scarlet attire and said ironically, "Therea
fine example of protective coloraton." Loes
ing at the bird might readily believe that
against a background Of green leaves it would
be the first object in the landscape to attract
attention.
There are storkS In the African collection.
think that three species were included in the
captures. Now 1t must be understood that when
the expedition went into Africa 1t was agreed
that there should be no killing beyond the actual
needs Of science except of course when 1t was
necessary to kill game to supply the game table
with food. The rule was that when a certain
number of mammals or birds of each kind had
been killed the shooting must stop and the mum.
Der fixed was very small, although Of course this
regulation did not apply to destructive animals
like the beasts of prey, mice and other crop de
stroying rodents.
The rule which Mr.. Roosevelt insisted upon
and in which the others readily acquesced was
cured fixed number of storks he wanted to get
one more because he thought there was some
point which might be decided II he could add
another stork to the collection. He told Colonel
Roosevelt he was going to kill another stork.
The colonel laughed and said so 1t ia reported:
mot on your life" Mr. Roosevelts anti-race
suicide procurement may account for his de-
votion to the interests of the stork
When were ready to leave the museum Dr.
c. Hart Merriam who has made careful study
of the collection brought back from Africa, turn.
ed to Colonel Roosevelt and said: There can
be no possibility of mistake in saying that the
expedition which you led was the means of Civ.
ing to the National Museum the finest and most
valuable collection of African animals which
exists in the whole world Science has profted
immensely as the result Of your labors"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02
WHERE GALLANTRY CEASES
One Thing That Woman Has No
Right to Expect From
Man.

IT always believe" he CALAMITY
said, 'in yielding to the ladies'"
81 suppose you always give way to
your wife when you and she happen
to have an argument"
Invariably"
And you never fail to relinquish
your seat in the car when it happens
that some woman would have to stand
unless you did so?"
Certainly"
DO you take off your hat when you
get into an elevator where there are
ladies?"
Il never fail to do that"
eff you had secured the last lower
berth in sleeper would you give it
up to lady who would otherwise
have to occupy an upper?"
"Of course. have done it fire.
quently."
I'm case you stood in line in front
of ticket window, would you be
willing to go away back to the end
so that some woman might have your
place?"'
Say, what do you think l ana
fool?"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

mammals Of which hundreds and hundreds we're
brought to America to give the student ade-
quate idea of the fauna of the African plains,
mountains, valley and forests.
1t was Colonel Roosevet's first glimpse of the
African quarry since he saw 1t living in its
tive wilds. 1t was his desire to know how per
fectly the specimens had been prepared and
what deterioration If any, the climatic conditions
before shipment and after arrival had caused.
Accompanying Mr.. Roosevelt in his trip
through the museum were DR.. G, Hart Merriam,
now the head of the Hartman Geological Foun-
dation and former chief of the United States
Biological Survey; Mr.. Edmund Heller who &C
companied Mr. Roosevelt to Africa and who pre-.
pared most of the big game specimens for ship
ment; Edgar A. Mearns the ornithologist, who
accompanied the expedition and collected most
of the birds; Louis Agassz Fuertes the nam
NAL and bird painter; John Snure, and myself.
We had the huge rooms in which the Roosevelt
collections stored all to ourselves. Colonel
Roosevelt spoke freely about his trip and told
many anecdotes in connection Herewith which
do not appear in his book and which he did not
tell In his lecture before the National Geographic
Society.
1t is hard to describe adequately the enthu.
siasm of the Oyster Bay hunter over the natural
history treasures which his expedition had Sc
cured for the National Museum and which, much
to the Colonels delight had arrived in splendid
condition, due largely to the hard, driving, pains
taking work of Edmond Heller and j. Alden Is
ring and DR.. Mearns in preparing the specimens
under the heat of an African sun and with only
natives to help them in their delicate and diff
cult task.
The first visit of the colonel was paid to the
part of the museum where the elephant, the
rhinoceros and the hippopotamus hides in their
crude form slowed away awaiting the day
when they will be mounted and made to appear
In natural form in the great exhibition hall The
colonel stopped before the skin of one gigantic
elephant The hide had been placed on huge
table which it covered completely while the
Overflow" went to the floor and stretched out for
some distance in every direction. This" said
Mr.. Roosevelt is an elephant which ! had the
hardest kind of work to shoot. | labored for
hours under the blistering sun to get within GER
tain killing range, for the specimen was a fine
one and wanted to be sure that could add II
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02
CHEATED FOR YEARS.
Prejudice VIII Cheat Us often II We
Let 1t.

You will be astonished to find how
largely you are Influenced in every
way by unreasoning prejudice. In
many cases you will also find that the
prejudice has swindled you, or rather,
made you swindle yourself. A case
in illustration:
Il have been constant user Of
Grape-Nuts for nearly three years"
says correspondent, "and / am hap
py to say that l am well pleased with
the result of the experiment, for such
1t has been.
Seeing your advertisement in al
most all of the periodicals, for long
time l looked upon 1t as hoax. But
after years of suffering with gaseous
and bitter quotations from my stom.
ach, together with more or less loss
of appetite and flesh, l concluded to
try Grape-Nuts food for little time
and note the result.
II found 1t delicious, and 1t was not
long till l began to experience the
beneficial effects. My stomach re-
sumed its normal state, the eructa.
tons and bitterness ceased and have
gained all my lost weight back.
Il am so well satisfied with the
result that so long as l may live and
retain my reason Grape-Nuts shall
constitute quite portion of my daily
food"
Read "The Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letterf A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
interest.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

1t has been a year of big. trade
throughout the world, as the bureau of
statistics at Washington shows. Inter.
national commerce for 1910 will aggre.
gate $50 100000, breaking all rec.
ords. And as the United States will
have about tenth of the total it would
appear that protection is not such a
tremendous barrier to transactions
with other countries.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02
NxW WA7IQ1y4Z NZIJflW

Colonel Roosevelt seemed to find special delight
One can exhaust all the color adjectives In the
English language and yet hardly do justice to
the hues and combination OF hues of the plum
age of the tropical birds which the expedition
brought back from Africa. DR. Edward A. Mearns,
who is surgeon of the United States army, but
now on the retired list, did most Of the collect
ing of feathered big game and small game DR..
Mearns is one of the worlds foremost ornith-
ologists. While he stationed with the troops
In the far west he made special study of the
birds of the sections in which he happened to be,
and on several occasions he was authorized by
Uncle Sam to join scientific expeditions Or
ganized to make investigations and collections IN
new territories.
1t is well known that in general way the
more soberly clad birds the best songsters.
For instance, take the hemit thrush and the
hooking bird of America. They are both dressed
in homespun but they have voices of the kind
which people call fortunes In themselves"
There some sober clad birds In the tropics
and there elsewhere they are the better
singers.
In America we have bird called the shrke,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02
A ScarecroW.

Miss Brush suppose you don't
mind my being in your field, Mr..
Gobele'
Farmer Gobel (heartily) The long
er you stay, the better, miss. Fact is,
the birds ave been very troublesome
this season.-London Tattler.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

A Philadelphia man has been arrest
ed for stealing 200 pounds of human
hair, or about enough for four up-to-
date coiffures, an especially serious Of
Tense in view of the present fashion.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

We've heard many people sing that
old song about wanting to be an angel,
but it could be observed that they
were always afraid of getting their
feet wet during the grip season.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

The Berlin press says that Ameri-
cans are preparing to seize Cuba and
Italian newspapers that Americans are
after the sulphur mines of Tripoli un.
der the guise of an archaeological ex.
petition. How little we know about
ourselves!
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

American mules are preferred to all
other kinds in South Africa American
mules receive their early tutelage in
strong, rich language, which perhaps
puts ginger into them.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

There is a bunch of bachelors in a
certain Dakota city who are advertis'
Ing themselves as matrimonial bar.
gains. We wonder If they have been
marked down and out in their own
town.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02
Easy,

Does 1t cost much to clothe a
family?" asked the economical man.
Not mine" replied Mr.. Sirius
Barker MY only daughter is bare
foot dancer and my only son Is a
marathon runner"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1911-02-02

Here comes a snuffy old professor
who says that college women aresfail-
ures. We suspect that the star-eyed
goddess he had been making eyes at
has funked on her examination in
comic sections.