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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-26

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-26
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Wm. unb Catherine S!dn!on. e24
Gsnpon 4pt., Wdoden.
SoI. unb CLARA JOitsr. i044 Bah
miller Ctr, anabe.
aobn unn gfibsr Warbeu. Qi6er'p
un6 Wdin CTR, annbs.
gerpis unb Warp Gresnfitlb. SOB
aaursl Ctr, annbe.
Spbn unb glii. Element. 1923
gtrona CTR, Mdphen.
0eoro. unb gerir. Seonlcn. 512
gtannina Ctr, Wdbhen.
5r.p. uno psdri Geder, 2017 Din.
Str. anobe.
y. uno Dlomis 5adion. 1900 Gin
Ctr. annbe.
Gbp. unb Gath. 6elIer, 2409 War'
quite Ctr, anabe.
Glmr uno Drsba Wu53d. 1928
gins Ctr, Rnnbe.
@eoras unn gDtlpn BRADFORD. 3l3
Eneamore Ctr. Rnabe.
Darn unb Womit Smits. 1867
Nefinoob An.. anobe.
Gpn. unb Worp WeQap 3521 Dlos
ripc ape.. N1Dden.
Jrtn unb Anna 6treu. 1850 Ddirf
pieip Are, Rnnbs.
Dsorae unb Dine Einibcrn. SIT
Carr Gtr., WGo6en.
s5ctn IND 6ottie Quhlmann. 61l
Geobemn ape.. N1btsn.
CHARTS unb aoura Gnbsrs. 1903
Qena Str. andbe.
sSdicb uno Nciind Grforbt. 1917
Baltimore Npe., Hnobe.
1chn unb aatb. Doli. priee Din.
Mab6en.
.1OI. nnb Oil. nubSt. $500 Glen'
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Jo1n unb libd 1irinu, 425 pOpldr
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Jcbn unb Jennie Burger. 1880
wine Gis., Annhe.
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Qnuis unb GosoIine Qeibolf. 600
Mifiinion Gtr. Wdb4en-
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-26
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uno GngIauo.

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guHa ii6er bic marottuniids 4HgeIts
senbett, bic nab peiien 2niiht in Elm
9efdbrli6es Stadium 8etreteR lsin ioI.
3ur geihpittigung oes 8oItes rpiro
BON offi3i0ier Seits gsiagt, oab tsiu
8ruHo gu geipr9niHen pOrbdnoen lei.
10 Iunse Die llnterhanoIungsn i'm Gan
ge iino. 0ds tlingt niht ionDsrIih
beruhtgeuo, oenn man tam aus olsisr
GrtIdrung fo!gern. bab Elm arisg mogs
lid pdrs. faQs oiellnterhanolun9en nihi
3u elmer geritanoigung fiibrsn iouteu.
@uf Gruno oieisr SahIage 1T cine
Gr6rterung bsrshtiat, oh Elm arisg
iiberhaupt gu befiirdtsn itebs. un0
penu ia, nit tpsm uuo tpie er porauss
iihtlih gsfiihrt perosn piiros. 9as
fsit8uitsuen, 1T n0tbig. Die uriaden
aH3ugeben, ipelte 81 Der Situation
gefubrt babeu, Don Der mir Idgen mill
fen, bag tie uns fsIbft, peuu aud nitt
gefdbrli6, 10 bod niht Unbeosntlih
ifeint.
glls England unb sSrantrei6 DOR
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ftloiien, ponah QeBteres ansrtnnnts,
oab gngIanb our Sttupation, osutIt
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redtigt iei, uuo tpofiir England feline
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iiB BON Warotto srgrsife, mslbst.
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nauHtsn Sdnoer ni6t bersbtigt isien,
Die Welt unter iit auf3utbsiIsn, ions
bern audi auf anbere Rationsn Ridz
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Ihaft bes Sultans unangetaitet b!stbe.
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itsben, bab er pieie Gniidt, bic Sebsm
ais gsrs6t uno 5ipiliiirten 4nIdauuns
gen entfprehsno einleuhten ipirb. al
lenfau5 nit bsm Shfperts ourhfssen
perne. DIE buraus berporgebenoe ees
fGhrli6s Spdnnung purbe purh einsn
BON 8eutidIano ielb't pprgeIhld9enen
Nuspeg gemiLbert. Sine aonfersns
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fen. um gu beratben, fpis Die mdroftus
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feiner 4bfidten auf 5ripoIis gu Srqnts
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Maroffdner hdufig beInrubiet mnrbe,
purce 2esterem cas Es9t sugeitans
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-26
9okal.Derid)t
Jtalieniid3er Mrbeiter
Gag SO etunsen lang nit einss'
idbIac,nsm Shab.l xubsabiet anf
isintm Eager.

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atnntnib bon sinem Worbansriff, BEL
lptIhem Der italieriite Siredens
orbeitsr gonp Dbite stn.n Shdoeb
bru6 srIiiten bate. Der Monn Iitst
iest i'm it,rknbsn 3uitanbt i'm ct.
Gransisins 6ofpiial barnieoer Wbiie
mar om Woutas Worssn bon Uaiiars
bsitern beipubtlos in benz Camp bel
Ulubbn Greet nufseFuneen iuoreen.
Dr. q. q. Iugeier fpurbe serufen
uno fanp, Dab bsm Wanns Der S6ds
bel .ins.idlas.n porben mar. Der
0eruRsliifts ipurbs fhIeunisii nah
oCn St. Sransistus 5ofpital ses
brahi, mo cine Operation an ibm
pcrasnommen rpurpe. Or lou am
Gonniae Ra6miiias Sireit mii siriem
anbsren arbeiter. Hamtns Z. WoE'
brint asbobt baben unb bon ieintnr
Begner nit sinsm aniippsi nisberaes
Idlaaen iporben isin. Gr ipurbe be-
rpubtlos in Sas Ghlof.sli sefhleppt
unb bort bis Wonins abeno itinsm
Shidial iiberlaHsn. Mls tr aud
oonn isin g.rpubtiein nod nib! piss
ber,rfanat bate. rpurbe fhlieblih Der
arst aeruftn. Die pcls3si fdhnost
duf Wlpnbrirt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-26
Mittmudl ben 26. Snli 1911.

Ger 8sriuh ser republttdntz
ichsn fSortItrittler, 5aft auf Der ytes
brasaer Staatsz aonoenton Elm Ssn
All iteQsn, lit mibIun8en. Sn iolheT
gBeiIe Dirp es linen audi in onoeren
Gtadten sroe6eu. 3afts obermaIIgc
domination iit feititsbeno. De Sort
Ihrittler, Die Ga 5olIstte gum Yralts
centFndfts. .Sanoioateu MAIDEN molten,
iino offenbar in Dem 9lauben befaft'
oen, oaB bic unfreunolthe Sttmmung
oeoen 0en 9rdiioentsn, bic i'm QnFan9e
ieiner aominiitrdtion ptsIerielts be-
itano, nod nttt gspiten lit. Cine
io!he QnIidt 3su9t entpeoer BON mons
uelnper gsobahtuuqsgabe ooer pon
e6fhtliher SeIbittduiaung. Sett'
TEN 5aft Die cauoOti6e Re5tpro8ttdt
ouf9enommsu bat, itisg feline popula
1i!Gt, 3umal roh unoere rerthpout
Gierite bin3utrdtsn, pon Gag 3u Gag
NIB Ieitoem er Die Re3tpro5itGt ourn'
oefl6rt 6at, tam er lid Der gIei6sn
QopularitGt riihmsn, tpte ietner 3ett
Mrpiepelt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-26

ssrantreih i'm 0erein init England
unp Rublano bic 3iirtei, China uno
perfien In geiib nebmen uno oaburh
Deutf6lano pplIitdnois aussshunesrt
niirpe.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-03
AgtntIIa pD'IIolI|5IIea

Ell senior N. Perez Menjez, nos pal
1icipa que ha establecido una agencla
periodistica en- Aguadilla, y Sc. encar
ga del cobro y reparto De toda ella
Sc de publicaci0nes tant0 del pals como
<axtran]eras.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-03
Anexii6jn 10 del Rusio
(PENUELAS) AL MJNICIPIO
DE PONCE

Una considerable mayorla de propie-
1arios del barrio del Rusio,de Penuelas
han enviado al GobernadGr uua solici
tnd, con arreglo a la Ley, pil1ie1do ser
sseparados del municipio De PeHuelas, y
agregados al de Ponce.
Alegan los peticionarios cue todas sus
negociaciones Sc realizan con Ponce q.
ALI van 4 vender .todos sus fru5es. que
,slistan menos que de PeGueLas y que la
communication del barrie con L.. ciudad
del Sur, es mas facil y rnenos peligro
sd. puesto que para If a Pelueias, tienen
sue atravesar numerosos pas0s de rio
FL procedimiento legal ). este caso, es
abrir una audiencia p1blica en- el citado
barrio para DIR razones en- pro y contra
compuesta por una comlsi6l Que deslg
nara ell gobernador y despu4s de oidos
qnienes hayan de informar, enylar un
nuevo informe del Gobierno { La Ca
mara, para que esta dacrete 10 que
piden los solicitantes.
Merecen ser atendidas por el gobier
40 los pretensiones de los seilores del
Rssio
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-03
Muelie NO. 2.
ALOUILEH DE HABITACIONES
PROPIC3 PARA OFICINAS

E.. los altos de dicho MualLe Sc ofre
gen en- alquiier una varias habitacie
mes amplias, ,laras y perfeetamente ven
tiladas, propias solamente para ofislnas.
Para informes, dirljanse al Superinten
.dente, que tIene su ofcina Ell la part
alta del mislno edifcio.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-03
A Caracas

Fl senior Luis Lopez M5ndez, repre-
sentante de un amenlsimo aypectaculC
que esta llamando poderosa monte Ia
~atenci0n en- Caracas, ha embarcado pa
ia Venezuela, despu6s De permanecer
aqui unos dias, y starA De vuelta el
<lia II con la compan1a, Que actuara
.en breve.
Correspondents al saludo que nos
-envia el senior Lopez Mendaz, desean
elole un feliz viaje
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
EYE OF THE CAMERA.

Washed Out Blood Stains Cannot Es.
cape the Ultra Violet Rays.
Even before 1t had been adapted ex-
clusively. by means of special lens
construction and combination, to the
reception of the invisible ultra violet
rays, the camera eye, owing to its Pc
culiar sensitiveness to this light, has
played q strikingly dramatic role on
various occasions. One of these oc-
CURED a few years ago In Lausanne,
Switzerland.
1t appears that handkerchief
formed an exhibit at a murder trial
and was regarded as a crucial bit of
evidence. The closest inspection failed
| to reveal n stain on the Immediately
white cloth even with the aid Of Q
powerful microscope. But 1t occurred
to professor of Lausanne university
to photograph the handkerchief, wher
the image obtained clearly disclosed
the presence of great spIotches. or
rather, of what had been such, show.
ing ghostlike in the carefully washed
fabric. The photograph proved the
turning point OF the trial, and the re-
suit was conviction.
Blood, as was scientifically explained
at the time, happens to be one of the
substances that absorb ultra violet
rays. and when any of these substances
have found their way to a receptive
surface no amount of erasing or
cleansing can hide its presence from
the camera eye. When the latter is
equipped to utilize only this invisible
light the result is much more marked.
Should the neatest erasure be made in
writing done with substances specially
absorbent OF the rays the ultra violet
photograph would show the traces of
the erasure as plainly as the writing
itself.-New York Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
RAINFALL.

How lullingly the football of the rain
Steals through the rustling grasses
With sweet tearfulness of peace. not
pain.
She passes,
Drawing the mold and heritage to express
In perfect fragrancy their thankfulness
OH. dearest, let us sit here hand in hand
~ Beneath the leaves a-quiver.
Drinking the blessed breathings of the
land
And river,
Watching the placid drops that kiss and
die
Upon the lilIed stream that fingers by.
MY spirit hath been parched with want
AL and doubt,
But now the rain is stealing
Their sorrow from the solitudes of drought
With healing.
Lo the sweet rain that slowly glides and
drips
Hath won response of kisses from thy lips.
Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05

color diamond look like a stone of the
very first water Pawnbrokers In
Vulnerable have been fooled by this
same trick. as 1t is extremely difficult
to detect even with a powerful glass"
The expert took the pencil and allow
ed the indelible lead to dissolve In
the glass of water. In a couple Of
minutes the water was as blue as indi-
go water.
Nov watch" said the man who
knew the lore of jewels.
He took the ring and dropped it into
the glass. Its brilliancy was dimmed
by the hazy, blush water until it look
ed like dead stone.
Now, you noted" said the demon.
strator, shat the diamond / placed in
there was a bit yellow. 1t will be a
clear blush white when it comes out
of its BATH"
At the end of minute the stone was
taken out. The top of the gem was
dried with a soft handkerchief and
then the ring was waved to and fro
for few moments. 1t was held up
for inspection. Not CLEAN of yellow
was to be seen. The stone was ap-
parently magnificent blue white gem
that any one would be proud to own
and loathe to pledge.
at Is the blue pigment deposited on
the back of the stone that has made
the difference" said the jewel expert.
'"The deposit is so filmy that strong
glass cannot detect 1t. You cannot see
1t from the rear of the mounting and
only bath of alcohol will remove It.
1t will stay on the gem for weeks IL 1t
is not removed in that way. 1t used
to be fayorite trick of many folks
who now and again had to put a dia
mond into the hands of pawnbroker
1.-THE trick is called 'doctoring &
stone,' but, as said In the beginning
! would not advise you to try It.
don't know what the law on such
matters is in Missouri, but there are
states where a person convicted OF
such an offense would serve long
penitentiary term for his cleverness."-
ST. Louis Republic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
THE WANDERIusT.

FEEL II pulsing through my veins,
An impulse that no thought can
stay,
u To turn from hills to level plains,
From plains to hills to Idly stray.
Ger river tide. DER desert sand
Ger ocean breast, DER fiowery land.
Through valleys deep. DER mountains
grand,
fain would speed away.
hear 1t singing in my ears,
A song that Is not idly hushed,
Grand as the music of the spheres,
Though dreams prove vain and hopes
are crushed
Wooing me on where trees are green
To sandy beach. to icebergs sheen.
Vital. insistent. though unseen.
The deathless wanderlust.
IL. NJ. Thornton In New Age.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
- ,S :
CORDED A CROCODILE.
Turning q Greedy Water Devil Into q
Trussed Up Mummy.

tFdsssu Up Mummy
1t is known that crocodile will
sometimes leave a river stocked with
food, explore for miles an unsuitable
tributary, then wander inland until 1t
finds a pool.
In this way. three crocodiles once
found their way to TAPPING lake, In
the Malay peninsula. So long as they
confined their attention to the fish and
an occasional duck no one objected to
their presence, but when one of them
began to take sheep Off the bank as
they came down to drink it was felt
that the saurians ought to be exter-
minated, and an Englishman and his
servant made the attempt.
Obtaining a dugout, they padded
into deep water. The servant was
already barefoot. and the Englishman
himself took off shoes and stockings.
so that his bare feet might have as
good hold as possible on the smooth
bottom of the canoe. A bait was at
tached to a heavy rattan, and soon a
tug and a plunge indicated that the
crocodile was fast to one end. I'm
mediately the canoe began to move
through the water. After protracted
struggle the Englishmap managed to
get the crocodile within a few yards
of the canoe. At one moment the open
jaws would surge out of the broken
water and snap together in unpleasant
proximity to the mems legs; the next
moment the heavy tail would swing
free of the water and with the weight
of falling pole would hit the side of
the canoe a blow that made 1t SILVER.
AS the crocodile surged close to the
canoe and the open mouth appeared
above the water the servant slipped n
moose of stout cord over the upper jaw
and pulled 1t tight some six inches be-
hind the point of its nostrils. Then,
with a quick turn of his wrist, he slip
ped the slack of the cord round under
the lower jaw. He drew the cord
tight, and the teeth Of each jaw press
ed home into the sockets Of the other.
The servant now grasped the point of
the long, narrow head with one hand
and with the other rapidly wound the
cord round the clinched mouth.
Another moose was slipped over
fore leg. 1t pulled the leg up to the
animals side. The servant slipped the
line over the creatures back and
caught up the other fore leg. Then he
noosed and tied together the hind legs.
The effect he had achieved was Won
derful. In a few minutes he had
transformed ravening water devil
into trussed up mummy, and his only
weapon had been three pieces of box
cord
The beast was afterward dispatched.
and the servant received the govern
ment reward.-Harper's Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
Sens Tn Verse
A CHANGE ON TIE RANGE.

- SFlANSE ON I TIE HANGG.
NuRE one big change has hit this
range
~ Since the summer of sixty,nine.
/ ~ When blew west in hopeful quest
or a lallapalloosa mine.
Which, l regret. the same as yet
Has eluded my efforts fine.
weren't no hand at washing sand
Nor at swinging q single jack.
The mining game was much too tame
For lad like your Uncle Mack.
pulled my freight at rapid gait
And burned up the homeward track.
But digress, which 1 confess
Is a failing l sometimes own.
I'll start again for to explain
or how modern the rarge has grown
Since punched steers for Wild Bill Speers
And his buddy. Old Ute Malone.
We thought it right to pick a fight
And your enemy punctuate
With slugs OF lead till he fell dead.
But that custom is out of date.
For now they go q leetle slow
It's the fashion to arbitrate.
In them old days we couldn't raise
On a section of sagebrush land
No crop but cows, which same would
browse
On the cactus which thrived on sand.
The grub we had, I'll simply add,
Was the kind that's mostly canned.
Now see the crops, from spuds to hops,
That are raised In this arid state.
There ain't no rain, but pipe the grain,
Since we learned to irrigate
The record made with ditch and spade
Is a marvel to contemplate.
In frontier days we sang the praise
OF the skate with the ten mile gait
But he's passay. The motor shay
Sent the broncho to hauling freight,
And now / hear about next year
All the ranchers will aviate.
We hesitate to punctuate
With a six gun the foe we hate.
We arbitrate and irrigate.
Soon we punchers will aviate.
Sure one big change has hit this range
Since / served my novitiate.
Clarence Milton Smith.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
DOCT0RING A DIAMOND.
Trick That Makes Yellow Stone APP
pear Clear Blue White.

Trick That Makes a Yellow Stone APP
pear Clear Blue White.
Let me show you little trick that
would advise you not to put into prac-
tice, said jewel fancier to number
Of friends the other day.
The conversation had turned to dia-
monds during the midday luncheon.
and the expert had been holding forth
ON his favorite subject. The little
group of st. LouIsans were interested
still more when the speaker drew a
big solitaire from his finger and beck
oned a waiter across the cafe.
Bring me Il glass of water and an
indelible pencil" said he when tho
servitor came over to the table.
"rhls is a trick that is essentially
crooked" said the jewel fancier. land
will get by nine times out of ten even
when the examiner is an expert at
Judging precious stones and detecting
trickery. 1t will make a yellow of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-05
Follows Instructions.

The father of small family tells us
this one:
my wife instructed our little boy
when he was invited out to lunch the
other day that when he was asked to
have a second helping of cake he
should refuse. You must say. mo,
thank you, I've had enough" said she.
And don't you forget It.
"He didn't When asked If he'd
have some more cake he said. No,
thank you, I've had enough. and don't
you forget itp "-Toledo Blade.
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"sINcE CLEOPATRA DIED."


"OINCE Cleopatra died!" Long years
are past,
In Antony's fancy, since the deed
~ was done.
Love counts its epochs not from
sun to sun,
But by the heart throbs. Mercilessly fast
Time has swept onward since she looked
her last
On life, a queen. For him the sands have
Whole ages through their glass. and kings
have won
And lost their empires Ger earth's surface
vast
Since Cleopatra died. All, love and pain
Make their own measure of all things
that bel
No clocks slow ticking marks their DEATH
less strain;
The life they own is not the life we see
Loves single moment is eternity
Eternity. thought in Shakespeare's brain.
Thomas Wentworth Higginson.
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THE CHEERFUL LosER.

EFT others cheer the winning man.
There's one hold worth while.
IT'S he who does the best he can,
Then loses with q smile.
REATEN he is. but not to stay
Down with the rank and file,
That man will win some day
Who loses with a smile.
MACH loss but gives him keener vim.
To whine is not his style.
Not long will fortune frown on him
Who loses with a smile.
Arthur W. Beer In Nautilus
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Men Are So Uncertain.

"Why did you jilt that man who
wanted to marry your
Because" replied the prima donna,
III couldn't decide whether he was in
love with me or merely wanted to hear
me sing for othing."-Exchange
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PREDESTINED.

know not II since worlds began
Our souls were destined each to
each.
l only know 1 cannot span
Our love with speech.
! know not II some lesser light
/ followed would have led to love,
Sure only for earth's darkest night
Thou art enough.
know not IL through ages hence
God holds for me a greater bliss.
ask alone this recompense-
Thy love. thy kiss.
Town Topics.
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He Got Il.

Teacher-Willle. give me a sentence
in which the term hook and eye is
used. Willie--Me an pa went fishin'.
Pa told me t. bait me hook an did
Baltimore American.
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Smith-Your wife has fine voice.
Jones-Yes. one of the best In the
world; otherwise 1t would have been
worn ont several years ago.
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y Family Connection.
Mrs. Plfflegilder boasts that she ia
connected with some OF the best fami-
lies In the city,"
"Ah! She has telephone"
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a Reliable
Remedy
EIy'S Cream Balm
Is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief at Once.

LIV68 nbTItT At UhCB,
II cleanses, soothes,
heals ard protects
the diseased menu
brane resulting from
Catarrh and drives
away Il Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses OF
iInate mud Snnnll III
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gists or by mail. In liquid form, Is cents.
Ely Brothers, SO Warren Street, New York.