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other departments.

other departments.
The drainage was used all over
this beautiful farm, which added
much to its beauty and usefulness.
OF course the latest farming utensils
were used here-sulky piOws, corn
shelters, reapers, rakes, sweep-hay-
rake, feeder, stacker, hay balers-ln
fact, everything modern pertaining to
the cultivation Of crops. I did not
see a stump in any field, and have
never seen a prettier farm. The
farm house was fine specimen OF
country home, showing up white and
beautiful against the dark green
background Of the woods. Water
works and sewerage were here, and
acetylene gas furnished the lights.
Within this home l found all the
graces and culture which belong 10
our representative families, and your
correspondent will long remember
the cordial and courteous hospitality
which greeted him. This splendid
work was begun by Capt. j. M. Moss,
but is now being carried on success
fully, energetically and thoroughly
by his active young son, Thos. c.
Moss. 1t seems to your correspond
ing in a business-like way all of the
ing in a businessllke way all Of the
work that should be done on the farm
and what he continues to make Of 1t
should be watched with interest"
J. E. N. .
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS
PICKED UP ALL OVER TOWN BY
OUR REPORTERS.
What Is Happening Here and There.
Local Items of Personal Interest to

What Is Happening Here and There.
Local Items of Personal Interest to
Our Readers.
Small pox seems to have bid this
section a long and much-appreciated
farewell.
Mrs. Theo Kohn ii very sick, and
her friends are apprehensive Of
serious result.
Oh, for good, trash-moving rain:
We are over three inches behind
on the rainfall this season.
This is the time when all clubs
have winning teams. But how 1t will
be at the end of the season we DO
not know.
Mrs. Jno. A. Zeigler. who had been
on a visit to relatives and friends
at Summerville, has returned to her
home in this city.
Officer Jennings is still after the
blind tigers with the gloves off.
Mayors court Monday morning gave
several more convictions to his credit.
Manager Gambati calls special at
tention of his patrons to the fine pic
lures for exhibition on Wednesday,.
See advertisement in another col
umn.
The tank for the town water
works of Neeses is being built, the
water supply will come from the ia
nous Boiling Springs about one mile
from the town.
According to prominent railroad
official there is an estimated short
age of 600 cars of corn shipped from
the West to South Carolina points
so far this season.
John w. Spires, whose store and
residence were burned at Norway
about two weeks since, is arranging
to open business there again. This
will give ten good stores against five
year ago.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the Bap-
tist church will have a shirt waist
sale at the store of Geo. V. Zeigler
next Thursday, beginning at 10
O'Clock. Plain and hand embroider-
ed waists will be offered at reason
able prices.
The closing exercises Of the Pine
Hill school will be held at the home
of Mr.. P. M. Wolfe, on the Cannon
bridge road, on Friday evening, Mch.
18th. The exercises will commence
at seven o'clock. The public cor
daily invited.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
COMMITTEES APPOINTED.
Chamber Of Consmerce Names Them
s..sE. Gt'i, : =
for Jmpprtant Work,

The Chamber of Commerce has ap-
pointed the following committees for
the purposes named:
Committee Of Proposed County
Fair-W. C. Crum, chairman; J. w.
Smoak, T. T. Ayers, A. L. Dukes,
John Cart, Havelock Eaves, S. H.
Crum, w. F. Fairey, P. M. Smoak
J. l.. Phillips, NJ. o. Dantzler and
J. e. Glover.
Committee cr Booster Button
Robert Lide, chairman; w. w. Glov-
er, J. T. Wise, D. H. Marchant and
W. w. Wannamaker.
Committees on Annual Meeting and
Proposed Banquet-On Entertain
ment-Sol Kohn, chairman; j. x.
Weeks, O. W. Spahr, G. c. Berry
and L. V. Dibble.
On Observation-Disclosures H. Mar
chant, chairman; ". E. Atkinson,
John Mcnamara, W. L. Moseley and
c. B. Langston.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
Can't. Adams to Leave.

Capt. Edward M. Adams, United
States corps of engineers, U. S. A..
who is in charge of all work on the
harbore and inland waterways o: this
State, and whose office is n the
Charleston Custom House, an
nounced Saturday that he had e,'een
ordered to New York city, there to
assume the duties of disbursins Off
Ger in the United States engineers
office in that city, one of the most
desirable positions in the service.
Capt. Adams Will probably leave the
latter part of this week. Capt.
D. C. Kingman, well-known engi-
neer of Savannah, will have tempo
rary charge Of the local Office until
a permanent appointment can b1
made.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
"TIRED."

"Tired!" oh, yes! so tired, dear!
The day has been very long,
But shadowy cleaning draweth near,
'Tis time for the even sons;
I'm ready to go to rest at last, ,
Ready to say goodnight,
The sunset glory darkens fast,
Tomorrow will bring the light.
It has seemed so long since morning
tide,
And I have been left so lone,
Young smiling faces thronGed MY SIDE
When the early sunlight shune;
But they grew tired long ago,
And I saw them sing to res:
With folded hands and bru|s Of
snow,
On the green earth's motrer. breast.
Sing once again "Abide with me-
That sweetest e.cning hymn, d.
And now goodnight" I cahEot Gee,
The light has grown so dim.
Tired" ah, yes. so tired, dear!
shall soundly sleep tonight.
With never a dream, and never q fear
To wake in the mornings light.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
Large Ssles This Year.

Approximately 100000 tons Of fer
tilizers have been purchased by the
farmers of South Carolina since the
first Of the year. The fund received
from the fertilizer tax amounts to
s1aO,446, which is approximately
$4,000 greater than on the same
date last year 1t is expected that
Clemson College will this year re-
ceive s30O,OO0 from the fertilizer
tax. The tax is 25 cents on each
ton. About 100000 tons will be
sold during the year.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
Not the One Wanted.

The negro held in Waycross, Ga.
supposed to be James Evans. one Ct
the murderers Of Mr.. ]. T. Phillips,
well-to-do farmer Of the Norway
section, has turned out to be the
wrong man. Mr.. Paul Gibson, WHO
was sent by Sheriff Salley to identify
Evans, says the authorities have not
got the right negro. 1t Is thought:
though that Evans Is still in the
neighborhod and a good lookout Is
being kept fcr hin. p.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
NOTICE.

All Knights Templars Of Orange
burg Commandery, No. 9, and those
interested in organizing the Com
mandery, as well as those contem-
plating membership, are earnestly So
licited to be present, as the Election
of officers will be held, paraphernalia
be purchased, and uniforms for COM
mandery be bought. Representatives
Of uniform houses will be present,
with full line of samples.
Refreshments will be served. Re-
member the time: Tuesday Night,
March IA, 1911. AT. Masonic Hall,
Orangeburg, S. c. Be sure to come.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
FARM BULLETINS.
Secretary Matheny Has Number for
Distribution.

Hon. A. F. Lever has left at the
office of the Secretary Of the Cham
ber of Commerce in this city the fol-
lowing bulletins for distribution
among the farmers of this county.
All persons desiring any of these bull
letins can obtain same by calling at
the Office of the Secretary Of the
Chamber of Commerce, or by writing
for those they want.
Care of Food in the Home.
Replanning a Farm for Profit.
Sweet Potatoes.
Potatoes and other Root crops as
Food.
Production of Good Seed Corn.
Pig Management.
Harvesting and Storing Corn.
Comparative Value OF Whole Cot
ton Seed and Cotton Seed Meal In
Fertilizing Cotton.
Barnyard Manure.
A Profitable Cotton Farm.
The Use Of the Split Log Dragon
Earth Roads.
The manuring of Cotton.
:, Hog Cholera.
Diversified Farming under the
Plantation System.
A More Profitable Corn Planting
Method.
Food Value of Corn and Corn Pro-
ducts.
A Successful Hog and Seed Corn
Farm.
The Feeding of Farm Animals.
Seed Corn.
Leguminous Crops for Green Ma
nuring. ..'~v'
Cowpeas. 4.
Commercial Fertilizers, Compost
ton and Use.
Cotton Seeds and its Products.
Grape Diseases on the Pacific
Coast.
The Nations Garden Spot.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
Country Politicians Found Guilty.

That graft" and vice do not
thrive in the city alone, but are as
much a part of the country, is the
startling statement Of the reform
mayor" of Toledo, Ohio.
Read: "The Thirteenth District, -
a story of a candidate, to learn what
Brand Whitlock has learned about
political methods. Now offered at
ffty cents, Sims Book Store.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
A Rabv Rules q Mining Camp.

The baby was found by one Of the
mem bers of the camp, and formally
adopted by all. If you want a good
laugh read how this mite Of humani-
ty ruled its elders in "Bruvver Jim's
Baby" by P. V. Mighels, at Sims
Book Store. Now fifty cents.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
A Message On Parchment Was Found
in the Figurehead OF On Old Vessel.

AID it lead to merry adventure
into the interior OF Africa. A young
army man and a pretty girl were in
volved in the discovery and ro-
nance ensued that caused Louis
Tracy to write "The Message" Now
at Sims Book Store for fifty cents.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
Eureka Royal Arch Chapter, No. i3.

Orangeburg. s. G. Mch. 6, 1911.
A stated convocation of this chap
ter will be holden Tuesday evening
March IA, 1911, at 7 o'clock, at Ma
sonic Hall, Orangeburg, S. C. Take
due notice, and govern yourself ac-
cordingly.
BY order Of Excellent High Priest
F. S. Dibble, Secretary.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-03-14
STATEMENT OF THE CONDITION OF
THE BANK Located at Orangeburg S. G..
at the Of March 7th 1911.


Loans and Discounts . ;. .s445,015 Sc
14,314 IL
Bonds and Stocks by
Furniture Fixtures. 1885 -
Due from Banks and Bankers. . 74
Currency 6,42S NN
Gold.
Silver and other Minor Coin . . 1852 7S
Checks and Cash Items . $3.50
Total. ..S5o3'ooZ 5l
wv
Taxes Paid SO42 FL
Dividends Unpaid. 80 VIZ
Due Bankers. 1928 Al
Individual subject Check 146,S46 OF
Savings -s 94,927 80
certaed Checks 204 90
CelIheu Cneehe'' - - - -
Checks off "a
South Carolina
County Of Orangeburg.
Cashier the above named bank
who being duly statement Is
true condition said
this 18th of March 1917
L. saley
Correct Attest. Ct.
F. Fairey,
w. R. Lowman,
j. NJ Oliver,
Directors
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uWHAr KGHNs AoVERTlsE---THEY HAVE"
AMONG THE. VALUES NOTE:

OTHER SALES IN PROGRESS:--Lawns,
Lacses Silks, Linen Suidngs, Etc.
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intention to have the best Berkshire
hogs in the State, and that is just
what 1 am going to have" When
one meets and talks with this pro-
gressive young farmer who is col
lege graduate, sees his energy and
ability and learns what he purposes
to do it is easily seen that here is a
young farmer Of whom South Caro-
lima will one day be proud.
In addition to the hogs and cattle,
Mr.. Moss had some of the finest
Young mule and horse colts / have
ever seen. These were all home
raised, and no finer specimen could
be found anywhere. The horse pas
tura contained about four acres, and
this had splendid growth of Ber-
muda grass. This also had a large
growth of pecan trees. Mr.. Moss is
enthusiastic over Bermuda grass. He
says he can Craze on this four acres
not less than 90 or 25 horses, and
that other farmers should not fail to
plant Bermuda grass. The hog pas
ture is large and splendidly euipped
and In this mulberry trees take the
place Of pecan trees.
AS might be easily inferred every
detail of this farm is in keeping with
what has been mentioned. I saw two
OF the finest poultry yards I ever
expect to see anywhere, the one being
filed with partridge cochen chickens
being hard to eual. These birds are
perfect In plumage and size, and Mr.
Moss makes as much specially ol
pure breeding here as he does III the
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
standley Irrigation Project.

Denver.-The completion in 1911 of
the Standley lake irrigation system.
the biggest irrigation project in the
state, is practically assured by the
success os thc committee Of the re-
organizers of the Denver Reservoir Ir-
rigation Company. who have been in
Iaris. France, to secure funds to
carry on the work. The company is
assured s2.00O,000 by the Banque
Franco-Americane to carry out the
project, it was announced by Charles
r. Brock, one of the attorneys for the
company, who arrived in Denver from
Paris and announced to the creditors
OF the company the success of the com
mittee. The completion of the prof
cct means the opening of some 100000
acres of irrlgalle land in the $ ate. II
will open an immense territory situ-
ated northeast and northwest of Den
yer and all lying within a radius of
thirty miles of the city.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
HIRAM CARPENTERS WONDER
Full CURE OF PSORIASIS.

Il have been afflicted for twenty
years with an obstinate skin disease.
called by some NJ. DIS. psoriasis. and
others leprosy. commencing on my
scalp; and in spite of all l could do,
with the help OF the most skilful doc
tors. 1t slowly but surely extended un-
til a year ago this winter 1t covered
my entire person in the form of dry
scales. For the last three years have
been unable to do any labor. and
suffering intensely all the time. Every
morning there would be nearly a dust
painful OF scales taken from the sheet
on my bed. some of them half as large
as the envelope containing this letter.
In the latter part Of winter my skin
commenced cracking open. tried
everything. almost. that could be
thought Of. without any relief. The
18th OF June l started West. In hopes
could reach the Hot Springs.
reached Detroit and was SO low l
thought l should have to go to the
hospital. but finally got as far us Ian
sing. Mich. where l had a sister liv-
ing. One DR.. - treated me about
two weeks, but did me no good. All
thought had but a short time to live.
earnestly prayed to die. Cracked
through the skin all over my back.
across my ribs. arms. hands. limbs;
feet badly swollen; toe-nails came on:
finger.nails dead and hard as a bone:
hair dead. dry and lifeless as old
straw. o my God! how l did suffer.
My sister wouldn't givo up: said.
we will try Cuticura.' Some was ap-
piled to one hand and arm. Eureka!
there was relief stopped tho terrible
burning sensation from the word go.
They Immediately got Cuticura Re-
solvent. Ointment and Soap. l COM
menced by taking Cuticura Resolvent
bath once a day, water about blood
heat; used Cuticura Soap freely; up
piled Cuticura Ointment morning and
evening. Result: returned to my
home in Just six weeks from the time
/ left, and my skin as smooth as this
sheet OF paper. Hiram Z. Carpenter.
Henderson, N. Y"
The above remarkable testimonial
was written January 10. 1880. and is
republished because OF the perman-
ency OF the cure. Under date of April
%. 1910. Mr.. Carpenter wrote from his
present home, 610 Walnut st. So.
Lansing, Mich: Il have never suf-
fered a return OF the psoriasis and al
though many years have passed l have
not forgotten the terrible suffering ]
endured before using the Cuticura
Remedies"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Johnstown New Condenser.

Johnstown.-With every piece of
machinery working in perfect order.
las been started and 5000 pounds of
milk received the first day. 1t is ex-
rected that within n month $1,000
pounds will be received daily. 1t is
hoped that. inside of two weeks the
workmen will become thoroughly ac-
customed to the machinery, and the
plant will be working smoothly, and
that an open day will be held. when
the public will be invited to inspect
the factory.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Special Holiday Rates.

For Christmas and New Years hol.
idays the Colorado and Southern Will
make a special rate Of one fare for tho
round trip between all points in the
state. Tickets will be on sale Decem'
ber "a, 25. &c and 81. and January !.
and 2. Final limit January 3rd.
In addition to the above dates. ar
rangements have been made covering
special dates and limits for students
and teachers only. information of
which will be furnished upon applica-
ton to your nearest Colorado AMI
Southern agent.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Longitude and Dinner Time.

About eleven o'clock one morning 6
Aunt Dinah was peeling potatoes for
dinner. Now I reckon that all ober
dis big worl' eberbody what's got
anything to git a meal with is a-gettin'
ready for dinner" she placidly re-
marked.
"Oh. no, Aunt Dinah." said Miss
Nina. "In New York It's Just about
dinner time now. and out by the
Rocky mountains It won't be dinner
time for three hours yet
"Oh. my. Miss Nina! You plumb
sure o. that?"
Plumb sure. Aunt Dinah."
well, rs mighty glad I lives in a
Christian land. whar when it's 'lcben
O'Clock It's 'leben o'clock, and we
cant nebher git mixed m on the din
ner time"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
New York and Philadelphia.
The Professor-You are

She was a beautiful and statuesque
blonde who had changed her residence
from New York to this city and Sc
cured position as stenographer in
the ofilces OF staid. dignified citizen
Of good old Quaker descent On the
morning OF her first appearance she
went straight to the desk OF the boss.
II presume" she remarked. that
you begin the day over here the same
a. they do in New York;"
"Oh, yes" replied the boss. without
glancins from the letter he was read
ing.
We'll. hurry up and kiss me then"
was the startling rejoinder. 81 want to
get to work. Tele-
graph.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Athletic Tournament.

Denver.-Mike Yokel of Salt Lake.
who claims the welterweight wrest-
ling championship OF the world. yes
terday announced that he would send
delegation of wrestlers to compete
In the Denver Athletic Club amateur
tournament. which will be held here
February clio. Although 1t is several
weeks before the boys will commence
real training. many entries are being
received daily.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Denver Lad Goes Through Ice.

Denver.-With his cry for help
smothered by an involuntary gulping
of the icy waters, Rolla Alexander,
Rocky Mountain lake while half a
dozen companions helplessly watched
him clutch frantically at the treacher
Gus ice few inches beneath the sur
face of he water Immediately beneath
h. hin crystal covering Of an air
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Hay Dealers Association.

Lamar.-The hay dealers of the
arkansas valley met here to organize
n cooperative association for the sale
Of hay. Dealers have been experienc-
ing considerable difficulty in disposing
OF hay, as 1t is hard to get the proper
grade from commission men. and the
purpose OF the organization viii be to
ascertain reputable firms with whom
members OF the association may trans
act business.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
NJ I 4 I(C;A ! ! ! ! !
BREAKING Il by Degrees.

Edmund Yates used to tell this an
ecdote of physician who was per-
sonal friend. AS the story went. Yates
once saw the doctor operate upon a
man afflicted with blood poisoning.
when he amputated the patients les.
DO you think he'll recover. now?"
asked Yates. after the operation was
over.
Recover" exclaimed the physi-
clan. why. he never had a chance
TO get we'll"
Then why in the world did you
amputate that leg?"
Why" said the surgeon. calmly.
you must not tell a patient the
truth all at once. you know; you must
first amuse him a little.'
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
More Pay for Fire Bosses.

Notwithstanding Jan. l the Vic
tor-American Fuel Company will pay
It's fire bosses s115 per month. Here
tofore they have been paid by the
hour. but 1t is the intention of the com
pany to secure efficient men for this
position and make the salary hign
enough to cause them to spend por-
ton Of their time in looking after tho
saftey OF miners. especially the mora
inexperienced.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Mrs. Roosevelt an Economist.

Mrs. Roosevelt is said to have kept
her gowns from one year to the next
and even the third year. and yet was
always beautifully dressed. The best
dressed woman in London is said to
be Mrs. Keppell, who wears her
gowns more than one season. having
them made over for the second year.
as her income does not allow of a
great variety of gowns.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Public Works Report.

Colorado Springs-The annual re-
rort of A. j. Lawlon. commissioner of
public works. shows that during the
year an average of forty-five men
we're employed. 10000 loads of gravel
was used in surfacing streets; nearly
23.o00.O0O gallons OF water was used
Ly the sprinkling carts and over
3S.O00.000 gallons by the electric
sprinklers.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
co D s
Cured in One Day
20
kM1

As rule 4 few doses Of Munyon':
Cold Cure will break up any cold and
prevent pneumonia. 1t relieves the head.
little sugar pellets can be conveniently
carried in the vest pocket for use at any
time or anywhere. Price Is cents at any
druggists.
II you need Medical Advice write to
Munyon's Doctors. They will carefully
by mail absolutely free. Address Prof.
Munyon. SD and Jefferson Streets. Phila-
dslphia. Pa.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
New Corner Stone Laid.

Greeley.-Almost thirty-six years
after the building of Trinity Episco-
pal church. the cornerstone OF the new
church was laid by Bruce G. Eaton.
DR.. c. c. Uric, Lee Carrel and II. H.
Thurby. There were present Mrs.
Mary Hancock. Mrs. Albert Igo and
Mrs. II. Ramsey, who witnessed the
laying of the first cornerstone.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Settles With Families.

Trinidad.-TheV Victor-American Fuel
Company has settled with the heirs o.
the seventy-nine victims of the De-
lagua disaster OF Nov. s. Checks OF
from 1000 to $4,000 each were dis
tributed among the families. 1t is said
that there will be no damage suits.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
COLORADO
STATE NEWS
COMING EVENTS IN COLORADO.

at Denver.
Jan. 16-2i-National Stock SHOW. Dem
yer.
Jan. 17-19-Colorado Cattle Growers
Convention. Denver.
Jan. 17-19-C6lorado and Wyoming
tion. Denver.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05

Stop guessing! Try the best and most
certain remedy for all painful ailments
Hamlins Wizard Oil. The way it re-
leves all soreness from sprains. cuts.
wounds. burns. scalds. ETC.. is wonderful.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
A Great Inxantion,

Vance, think Ferdie ranks with
Edison as an inventor and benefactoi
OF man.
Luella-What did he invent?
vance-He invented a device to
pwevent cigawette papers fwom blow
ing away in a stwong breeze.-Scraps.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
The Victor.

Cassidy-Harrigan was around tn
day braggin' about tn b'atln' he gev
Finnegan last Monda'.
Casey-Last Monda'? Sure that's
near a week ago. 'Tis wonder he
wasn't around sooner.
Cassidy-Ayei but It seems ne only
recovered from II this mornin.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05

1t is often a shorter way. and moro
useful. to fashion ourselves to others
than for them to adjust themselves to
us.-La Fontaine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
A SILVER Figure.

Now. Arthur" said his father.
you've been going to school long
enough TO write decently. Don't you
know how to mako a figure three1"
Sure" said the boy. You put
your pencil on the paper and then you
shiver."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05
Student. Erect Wireless. system.

Salida.-Under the leadership OF
Prof Kenyon the electricity class OF
the Salida high school has erected
wireless telegraph system.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-01-05

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small sugar-coated
easy to take as candy. regulate and invig
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Do no
gripe.