The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-29


Foley Kidney Pills contain in con-
;entrated form-ingredient OF establish
ID therapeutic value fol the relief ana
sure. OF all kidney land bladder all
nents. Foley Kidney Pills are antis-
,ptic. ,.touic. and restorative. Refuse
substitutes. Rezin's Drug Store.
Keeping Up Appearances.
PA. what Is a transcendentalistr
'Have you chained up the dog. as l
told your
mot yet. pa"
well. do that. and when you come
back will tell you what a transcen-
dentalist is."
While Bobby was gone his astute
parent dug the needed information
out OF Observation-Disclosures Age
Herald.
"Ms. Watson isn't at all like other
women"
els that soT'
Yea She cut for the pedro prise
this afternoon and won II"
"wellr'
"She didn't say afterward that that
was the first time she ever won any
thing on q cut"-Detroit Free Press.
Too ksgstiva
How tall am I. Miss Smith 7" lit
tie girl asked her governess
"Not quite forty Ave inches. dear.
But how tall am II"
IL told you. dear. not quite forty.
ave inches"
Really. Miss Smith. you don't seem
20 grasp what I'm saying. didn't
ask how tall wasn't."-Bystsnder.
0rsdstiers In Exercise.
AeQuaintance-Mudge. you look tired
stili holding that Job In the depart
ment storef It's time you were pro-
NOTED
Young Fathsr-well. have been. IN
. sort Of way. I'm a counter Jumper
In the daytime and a noorwalker at
Tribune.
An Export In . Way.
Flows your daughter coming along
In business colleaer
Her spellings a little bad yet. but
shes careful read several lettera
she wrote on her typewriter, and
every 4 IL dotted and every e is
crossed. Blade
inadequate.
AT the charity ball the women's
costumes were shockingly immodest."
"Oh. well! Charity covers a multi.
tude OF Sins"
But It doesn't cover n multitude or
Louis Globe Democrat
Other Peoples Money.
when Dustin Stax went into Wall
street he didn't have dollar he could
call his own"
"Yes. But In those days he was
more particular about whose dollar he
called his wn."-washington Star.
A Slnilituds.
slow the people do come and go In
this Office"
Yes: they remind me of guns"
'In what wayf"
because they are employed only TO
be fired"-Baitfhnore American.
Hasn't Got His Vet.
There Is an average OF about one
COW 10 every Eve persons In the United
said the boarding house lady.
well. all I've got OF mine is the
rump steak so far" replied the thin
boarder.-Yonkers Statesman.
Two Stories Didn't Agree.
Mrs. Smith My husband always
says that am his first thought
Mrs Jones-From all that | hear he
seems TO think that second thoughts
are best.-stray Stories.
The Trouble With Thorn.
LUG EtNut uVuott WIN ptObic WIZ
are happy In their own conceit = that
they generally interfere with the hap
pinsss Of others = Chicago Record
Herald.
Not Very Wealthy.
lis he very richf"
"welL ! don't think they had to call
OUT tho mounted police when bis
dsughtsr was married. "-Detroit Free
Press.
1880.
spanish Cream
Dissolve half a box OF gelatin In q
little warm water. Put one and a half
)ints OF milk In a double boiler. beat
he yoIks OF three eggs with two-thirds
II cup Of sugar. add to the milk and
,oil for few minutes. then add the
yelatin- Take from the Ore and stir In
he beaten whites Of four eggs and put
nto a mold. and when cold serve With