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Econ omx,s Danger Line.

Representative Macon. at dinner In
Warrington, condemned taking.
IAN explorer especially should not
fake" he said. Explorers adventures
are 20 Incredible, anyway. II one Of
them takes to taking, how shall we be.
lieve the rest?
I'm fact, the difference between the
true and the fake explorer Is hard to
distinguish. It's like the difference BE-
tween economy and vagabondage.
"The man who lives on almost moth.
ing, you know. is an economist. while
the man who lives on nothing Is .
tfamp."-Detroit Free Press.
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on one side that wave back and forth
when I walk. l always thought the
hat rather nifty, and 20 did the pat
rons of this beer garden. Every time
I passed through the garden I caused
. great sensation. The men tried to
be polite and stiis their giEgles. but
one day real fat one lost control Of
himself as I was passing. and almost
choked over . mouthful of beer.
turned around an gave him a grin like
q Cheshire cat
But the wonderful excellence Of the
Central hotel does not lie In its beer
garden, but In the dining room beyond,
for in this room is served the most de-
licious food cooked on earth.
We arrived at this place late on Sat
urday night, and decided to 60 to bed
at once. We could not sleep for the
clatter Of the cafe below. which kept
up until 3 g. m. Hardly had this
noise died down until other sounds
commenced.
There was the shout Of the milk boy
and the unmusical sound of scrubbing,
looked out Of the window. Day was
Just beginning to break. In the street
below were milk boys with dogs hitch.
ed to their carts, filled with slistening
milk cans. The scrubbing was being
done by the women Of the house op.
posite. They were polishing the win.
dows. the sills. the steps. the pave.
msnt, and even the street in honor Of
the Sabbath.
saw the reason for all this cleanly
showing when the people commenced
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Carrie c.tt,. Rstort Sarcastic.

Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait, the we'll.
known writer and lecturer. in an ad.
dress in New York on woman suffrage,
said:
"A famous New York editor was ar.
guing with me the other day.
"'But,' he said. women can't pre-.
tend to be mems equals. Take war,
for instance. Suppose q war arose BE-
tween US and England. or US and Ger.
many. or US and Japan. what would
you do then. madam?
"T'd do the same as you would
answered promptly. T'd sit at my desk
and write articles urging other people
to 70 and fight .'"-Washington Star.
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ful pleasures . sulphids 10 debarrsd
from.
The Hague 10 BY far the most inter.
ssting and up to date city in Holland.
It seems almost like . cosmopolitan
center. Many languages are spoken
and the people are very gay. The
people Of The Hague try their best to
initiate the French, both in dress
and customs. even speaking French
n their homo circles.
In the streets everything 10 hustle
and bustle and they are crowded with
aaguers. wagons and milk carts.
We stopped at the Central hotel. and
In all Europe never saw such Q
place. II you ever get dopis and sad
and need excitement, 20 to the Cen
tral hotel at The Hague. II 10 little
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match their costumes. And this
somber and quietness comes from the
bitter experience these peasants have
lived through, for they are fisher peo-
lived through. for they are fisher peo-
pie and the sea has swallowed up
many Of their men and boys. Visit
ors are not welcome here. and they
eye the stranger with cool disdain.
as much ~ to say: why do you come
here to bother usf"
1t IL but . short journey from The
Hague to Delft. The stretch of land
between these TIVE places is very typ
ical Of Holland. Wind-mills are scat
tered along-reat strong wind-mills
that look capable Of any amount OF
work. The nat, well kept roads arc
bordered BY trees. They are nns
roads for bicycles. The canals are
very much used in Holland. On our
way from The Hague to Delft We pass
ed many . towboat loaded with hay
and grain, towed BY . slow old nag.
poked up by a fair haired Dutch lad.
Lazy Holland cows dotted the land
scape. They are supposed to give the
finest milk ON earth.
OF course. the first thing one ex-
poets to ind In Delft are little blue
teacups and little white plates deco
rated with little blue windmtlls. And
the funny part Is. they are the nrst
things to be seen arranged in the
store windows and even In the win
dows of some OF the homes.
The streets Of Delft are nearly all
canals with side paths along each
edge, and little arching bridges at
every crossing.
The principal sight in Delft is the
Church of st. Ursula. It stands at one
end of long, open cobble-stoned
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On Saturday last nearly every
prominent fisherman In Williamsport
was fishing for trout In Lycoming
creek. Files. redworms, minnows and
every kind of lure and bait was used.
but no one seemed to be catching any
trout-that is anything above six or
seven inches. Finally along came q
small boy, Willie Rogers, aged ten or
twelve years. fishing With . crooked
stick, q penny line" and big hook.
He baited It with an angle worm
and threw 1t in Just under the new
Third street bridge. Hardly had the
line gotten into the water before he
had landed Q big, fat trout 16 inches
long The boy never stopped to play
the nsh-tust gave him one throw and
tapped him out onto the bank. Around
the lad were dozen mon fishing with
expensive tackle and thsy were nearly
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roof. The inside Of the church is
very plain compared with most
churches, and at the back IL a
splendid mausoleum erected to VIII
liam the Silent. 1t looks like a
small temple done in white and black
marble. At the feet Of William Is
statue Of the little dog that saved his
life at Malines. The dog awakened
the prince by barking just as three as
sassins we're approaching the pr 7ce's
bed.
The Latin inscription on the monu-
ment reads: ITO the eternal memory
of William Of Nassau, whom Philip
l., scourge Of Europe. feared. and
never overcame or conquered. but kill
ed by atrocious guile"
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Man Of Medicine Must Always Be In
Readiness for AIIsvIatIon Of
Suffering.

Take . day off," said . friend of
the doctor, seeing that the man Of
medicine looked tagged:
What 10 the good?" was the reply.
whenever go OF on . holiday some
one 10 sure to be taken Ill and call
upon me for medical advice. can't
get away from my profession"
Well" suggested the friend. you
profit financially, that's some consola-
ton"
That's the way 1t strikes you"
srunted the doctor, and continued:
''The summer before last thought I'd
70 away for q few days with my wife
to a camp know of in the mountains.
Tho morning We left town got my
self up to look As non-professional a.
possible. and We set out full Of hope
and as jolly as two schoolchildren.
The express train on which We trav-
eled had not much more than pulled
out of the station when I saw por-
ter enter our car and come running
post haste down the aisle. When he
got alongside Of me he stopped and
said:
Oars q lady dyin' in de mex cyar.
sab! l see you is a doctor. Will you
please come right along. sah!"
In the face Of such an appeal what
could do?
"Tt's your horrid goatee, Albert,
my wife whispered. as ! rose and fol-
lowed the porter.
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In hobbIe skirts they look like ungain-
ly holsters sliding along. Rough green
cloth IL all the rage here for summer.
The favored kind was rough and prick
ly looking like peach skin. 1t made
me hot just to look. at It. OF those
sticky. graphic dresses!
Whenever you wish to 60 anywhere
In The Hague. you must 60 to the
Plsin frst. It IL the square from
whence lead all roads. Even when q
Hagusr dies the funeral starts from
the Plein.
Around the corner from the Plein
-is the famous "Prisoners' Gate"
through which you must pass to the
Mauritius, the art gallery that con-
tains many wonderful paintings.
among them many Rembrandt. Far
thsr ON 10 the royal palace. It 10 .
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shipped. They say Wilhelmina has the
true Holland thrift. and is wee bit
close about money matters.
On one of the principal squares 10
the American conculate. Look at the
picture. Did you ever see such .
queer little dinky building to repre-
sent such q big nation a. ours? How
ever, the younger members Of the
legation make up for the lack of a
beautiful building-at least 20 think
the Holland girls and tourists. Every
tourist to The Hague visits the House
in the Woods" 1t is a beautiful villa
surrounded by trees and flowers.
Here in 1899 was held the interna-
tional peace commission. Twenty
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Muddy Work.

Dr.. Owen. the American Baconian
who Is excavating the banks Of the
River Wye near Chepston to prove
that Bacon wrote Shakespeare. is In.
spired to that enterprise by this limo
beneath Shakespeare's portrait In the
First Folio:
1T was for the gentle Shakespeare
cut"
BY transposing the letters he almost
gets the instruction to
seek, sir. for true angle at Chop.
ston."
The correspondent Of the London
Daily Express who was sent to report
the enterprise was much impressed BY
1t.
'T have never" said he. seen 70
much mud"
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NO REST FOR THE DOCTOR

so and went back to my wife Just as
the train drew into our station"
Have you seen your patient since?"
asked the doctors friend.
Il often see her riding In her auto
mobile"
But did you send your bill" the
friend persisted.
"Eh-oh. yes, I've been sending 1t
regularly every month for the last
year"
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The sick woman was in very bad
shape. and 1t was two hours before
dared to leave her. As l bade her
goodby she almost wept with graft
tude-said she could never repay my
kindness. etc.. and asked what my fee
was. I told her that there was no
fee, but she insisted that there must
be. 80 I named a small sum. Pulling
visiting card out of her satchel she
requested that I would send my bill
to her In New York. l agreed to do
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Like the othsr Chicks.

Charles T. Rose. equally well known
in Masonic work and banking circles
Of Cleveland, II . great chicken fan.
cier, Rhode Island Reds being his
favorite breed. Walking through his
incubator house he discovered that
Helen. the thres-year-old daughter.
had followed him.
Come here. little chickabiddy." he
called to her. And when she ran
up to him to be tossed up and down,
she asked: Papa, which was my In.
cubatorf"
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/" sviningeh. IL
10 one Of the
most picturesque
villages In Hol-
and. and tho
pea . q n Is here
are the real Hol-
land people. and
not dressed up
for show. - on
the Isle Of Mark
b . m. Th ctr
dresses are OF
s0mber blue and
gray. and their
faces have . ~
p{Os,a 1nOk IN
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Live Stock.

Chicago.-Cattle-M steady;
beeves, $5.75@6.35; Texas steers. $3.50
@5.55; Western steers, $4.80@5.60;
stockers and feeders. $3.9005.75;
cows and heifers, $2.40@5.7O; calves,
$5.25@8.OO.
Hogs-Market generally SC higher;
light, $5.65@6.05; mixed. $5.65@6.00:
heavy $5.4O@5.s7h; rough s5.40@
$50; good to choice heavy. $500
5.s7h; pigs, $5.s0@5.95; bulk Of sales.
$5.s0@5.95.
Sheep-Market slow generally; ma.
tive. $3.50@5.0O: Western. s3.75@5.25;
yearlings, S4.75@5.9O; lambs. native,
$4.7507.00; Western, $5.75@7.25.
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square. On the
outside Of the
church and print
ed in different
l a n 6 u ages are
elaborate direc-
tions Of how to
gain admittance
to the church on
week days. The
key must be got
from the warden,
who lives in the
third house from
the left of the
church. the house
~r,fkk IT, -411~-
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The latest publication to be issued
from the Passenger Department Of the
Denver & Rio Grande Railroad is an
attractive two tone effect entitled
"AmLng the Rockies" This booklet
contains vivid description Of all the
sight.places along the System in Colo
rado. Utah and New Mexico a. the
traveller sees them step by step. No
tourist should be without this handy
reference publication.
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= go dE@IL@NlD @9THOD&Y

ture that Atlantic City lacks. aaA hat
ts. the hundreds Of wicker chairs
standing on the beach. These chairs
have . round top to them that forms
ane protection from the sun and
wind.
Beside all this array Of fashioa anA
worIdliness y posted on the sanA
dunes the quaint little fishing village o(
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place will be glad when the harem
skirt comes into use.
The whole place is very much like
Atlantic City. for there are post card
stands, candy booths, fake shows and
even the ever interesting fortune
tellers.
However. Scheviningen has one fea-
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hotel with . semi.
circle beer gar
den In 'front.'.
which you have
to pass through
TO get into the ho-
tel. In this cafe,
morning, noon and
night are assem-
bled the jolliest.
happiest, giddiest
set Of Dutchmen
on earth.
I know. I have
. little straw hat
with dve green
6u6y do-daddies
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MENTAL ACCURACY
Greatly Improved by Leaving on co4fs,

The manager Of an extensive cream.
cry in Wis. states that while = regu-
lar coffee drinker. he found It injuri-
Gus to his health and . hindrance to
the performance Of his business du.
ties.
1T impaired my digestion, gave me
. distressing sense of fullness in the
region Of the stomach. causing 4 most
painful and disQuieting palpitation Of
the heart, and what is worse. It mud
died my mental faculties 20 as to sert
ously injure my business efficiency.
X finally concluded that something
would have to be done. quit the use
Of coffee. short OF. and began to drink
Postum. The cook didn't make It
right at first. She didn't boil 1t long
enough, and 1 did not ind It palatable
and quit using It and went back to cof-
fee and to the stomach trouble again.
Then my wife took the matter in
hand. and by following the directions
on the box, faithfully. she had me
drinking Postum for several days be-
for knew It.
when happened to remark that
was feeling much better than had
for a long time. she told mo that I
had been drinking Postum. and that
accounted for It. Now We have no
coffee on our table.
my digestion has been restored.
and with this Improvement has come
relief from the oppressive sense Of
fu1lness and palpitation Of tho heart
that used to bother me 20. note such
. gain in mental strength and acute
ness that I can attend to my once
work with ease and pleasure and with
out making tho mistakes that were SO
annoying to me while was using
coffee.
Postum IL the greatest table drink
Of the times. in my humble estima-
ton" Name given BY Postum Co..
Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book. '"The Road to
Wellville." in pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the aAevs letterS A Isw
oeO appears iron tine ts tine. They
are geauiAe, tFDs, ana fall sf haAaA
l1tsfeot.
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Speaking on Maxims.

The spender, with an ill-conceals1
sneer. handed this maxim to the sav.
er: "Some people are SO stingy thas
they are dishonest"
"And by the same TOKEN" respond'
cd the saver. with q raw laugh.
some people are so liberal that they
are dishonest. Count them up, please.
and see, in these days Of liberal spend
ing which side has the majority
Judge.
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Eastern Prod uce.

Ea8teTn PRODUCE.
Chicago.-Butter-S Steady; creamer
les. 16@21c; dairies, 15@19c.
Eggs-Steady; at mark, cases in
cluded. 12k@13c; firsts, 14hc; prime
firsts, 15c.-
Cheese-Steady; daisies, 11h@
11Ac; twins, 10kc: Young Americas,
11A@11hc; Long Horns, 11A @11kc
Potatoes-strong; choice to fancy
new. 31.15@1.25; old, 3s@4Oc; fair to
good, old, 35@37c.
Poultry-Steady; turkeys. live, 12c;
fowls. live, 12c; springs, dressed, 22@
&c.
veal-Steady; $3.50 lbs. 7@7kc;
60-85 lbs, 8@9c; 85-110 lbs, 9A10c.
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The Same Old Show

sick with envy. Every one cast into
the same spot. lines got crossed and a
general tangle resulted, but no one
caught any ash except the small boy.
who later landed ten.inch fish fur
ther down the stream.-Philadelph
Record.
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A Student Of Nature.

The teacher had been reading to
the class about the great forests OF
America.
"And now, boys" she announced.
(which one Of you can tell me the
pine that has the longest and sharp
est needles"
Up went q hand In the front row.
swell. Tommy"
1.-THE porcupine."
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class dressed In
q unique style. BE-
tween the Holland
and the French:
there were the
young girls ar
rAysd In white.
and last Of all
were the sn0b0.
The elegant Ia
dies wore hobble
skirts. and the
Holland women
certainly have the
most un nattr &C
tive figures In the
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six nations were
represented. and
the Orange room,
where the dele.
gates met, 10 even
now . sacred rel,
ic.
8 c b eviningen,
tn 9 fashionable
watering place. is
Just outside Of
The Hague. The
8 C h ev l ningen
Beach is one OF
the widest stretch
es in Europe. and
/ am sure the lady
visitors to this
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A Provjdent Gambler,

Smitherson went home one evening
after q bad day at the gambling table.
"Wife." he said. have you anything
to eat?"
"Yes. lots of things"
"Well. cook up everything in the
horse-everything."
Gracious! Are you SO hungry?
"No." answered Smitheson. with n
nality, "I'm going to sell the stove"
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low white build
ing and not the
least imposing. It
looks like an old
time, worn out
p U b lie building.
Axy guards stand
around in front of
the palace hold
ing their guns ~
II they weighed
q ton. The queen
ID very much BE-
loved by the Hol-
land people. but
Julian. the little
princess, 10 wor-
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Dreakina Il Gently.

Simpkins always was soft-heartsl.
This IL what he wrote:
Dear Mrs. Jones-Your husband
cannot come home today because his
bathing suit was washed away.
"P. 8. Poor Jones was inside the
suit."-From Norman e. Mack's Na-
tiopal Monthly.
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to 20 to church. fee thsy Ill paass1
down this street.
This parade to church meant The
the people from the Villages In tAsif
voauminous shists and wooden shoe !:
there vero the hardy looking middle
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A Tame Substitute,

TT begins to look as II those advsn-
turous young men who went 70 Asxt
CO In hopes Of seeing some real tight
ing viii be denied that pleasure"
YES. There u nothing left for
them to do now but to come back
home and Jump On the umpire"
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Edith-What would you do II at
tempted to run away and leave you
here in the parlor alone?
Ernest-Why, I-er-would try to
catch and hold you.
Edith-Well. get ready then, I'm
going to attempt 1t.
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Generous.

John, that man next door came
over here today and offered to tune
little Lucy's piano"
Great! Did you let him do itf"
mo. dear. He wanted to tune N
with IN axe"-Baltimore Sun.
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Sure Relief.

How does she get rid Of her -
Desirable callers?"
~Why, she has made up q scfao
book Of magazine poetry and she gives
Il to the callers TO read while she 10
out of the ROOM
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Wool at ct. Louis,

st. Observation-Disclosures; me.
dium grades, combing and clothing,
16@1sc light fine. 15@16c; heavy
fine, 12@14c; tub washed, 16@2sc.
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Appreciation.

"Aeroplane costumes are hideoua
That's true. but they are not QUIT
~ ugly ~ diving SUITS"
"Umph! The kind Miss Ksllerman
wears are all right"
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0Io nW KISS d.
Peters toe!" II
did not bring
home . piece Of
lava from We
suvius!" Il ~
not take = snap
shot of q Dutch
windmill" Il did
not climb Mount
Blanc In Alpine
costume!"
A bromide a.
ways wins out In
the end. for hs ID
allowed 20 many
plAasSnt and use.
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UnsympathetIo.

Over in France they are pouring
champagne on the ground"
We'll. I'm not going to feel q bit
sorry. The ground has no head that
win ache the next morning"
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lax.

Duluth.-Flax on track. to ARRIVE
May and July. $2.31; September
$1.98; October, $1.S8.
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We Wonder.

POp!
Yes. my SON."
II heard mamma say that matches
are made in heaven"
That's right. my boy"
swell, pop. were tinder boxes made
there too, before we had matches?
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"a The BEST STOCK
IT. SADDLES :. :: ::::.., ::.:s
SITE Dsieaa, Write Tor Aseo
nlastFass1 setaloGus.
NA 4. r. Mas 4 co.
~ Hsssb q. 0sos1na, h
U unkind.

Unklnd.
Mrs. Benham-They can't say that
all your money goes on my back.
Benham-Not II they look at your
face.
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Easter Note.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-John. you really
mus. give up smoking SO much. un-
less
Mr.. Crimsonbeak - Unless what.
dear?
"UEiess you discover some brand Of
cigar the coupons for which can bs
exchanged for bonnets"
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Hay.

Hay.
prices paid by Denver Jobbers F. o.
B. track Denver).
Colorado upland, per ton. .14.00015.00
Nebraska upland. per ton .13.0O014.O0
Second bottom, Colorado
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:: =: !: I; : :: :: :: =: ::
Dutch sAoss and SNOW
peaked movatsins never fail to iatss.
est the bromide Americans.
And why not b broDodie? The
greatest bromidss of Ill are the pso-
Das Who are afraid of being Q bro
nide and scream With smphaas: Il
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Grain.

Grain.
IF. o. B. Denver. carload price.)
Wheat, choice, milling, 100
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LATE
MAR KET
DENVER MARKETS.
Cattle.
q NC oTATIo n .

Cattle.
Beef steers. grain fed. good
10 choice ................5 .55O@6.zS
Beef steers. grain fed. fair
70 good .................4 .475q q5.5o
Beef steers. pulp fed. good to
Choice .5.4o@6.0O
Beef steers. pulp fed. fair to
good 5000 $40
Beef steers. hay fed. good to
choice .5.4O05.sO
Beef steers. hay fed. fair to
BooP ............. .5.OUVo.4V
COWS and heifers. grain fed.
good to choice .....5.2s@6.oo
Cows and heifers. grain fed.
fair to good ............4 .45o@5.s5
Cows and heifers. pulp fed.
good to choice ...........4 .4.50 q 5.S5
COWS and heifers. pulp fed.
fair to good ............ .4.oo045o
good to choice ......... .4.5oo5.2s
Cows and heifers. hay fed.
fair to good ............. .3.so@45o
Stock cows and heifers -. .3.00@4.OO
Gamers and cutters .2.50@3.25
veAi caves .7.OO9S.75
Bulls ................3.5 .3.5094.5O
Stags .4.00Q 500
feeders and stOckers, good
to choice .5OO@5.5o
Feeders and stockers. fair
:" soou .f.loWo.VV
Feeders and stOckers, COM
mon to fair 1850 4.25
Hogs.
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Eggs.
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.

Eggs, case count, case ..........$4.2O
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-11-03
FLOWERS IN SCHOOL ROOM
est and Enthusiasm of Young
Children.

In some European countries, notably
France and Belgium, bowers and
plants have been made a conspicuous
as well as an official feature of ali
schoolrooms. In the September issue
of the Craftsman, writer tells great
deal of the workings of some of the
most notable of the schools. One
teacher is quoted as saying: We are
counseled in our country schools to
teach our children beauty in all its
possible expressions, through books,
pictures, sculpture; but have found
that my little pupils are neither old
enough, advanced enough. nor alert
enough to understand the master pieces
of great achievement. Most famous
pictures and books have failed to in
terest them. On the other hand.
have found that nature never fails to
awaken their enthusiasm. So we live
and study close to her ample, kindly
heart, and our lives are filed with the
beauty that the greatest artists can
not quite achieve"