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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03
Good Liver
Remedy Free

When you suffer from any form Of
indigestion it is always we'll to take
something for the liver, as usually the
trouble lies there. If you are bilious,
have a bloaty feeling after eating, if
you belch, il your skin is yellowish
you may be sure it is liver trouble.
What you need is something to stir
up the liver. to arouse the gastric
gestion of your food. a very good rem
edy for this. and one highly recon-
mendcd by those who have used Ii, is
DIR. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin. which you
can obtain of any druggist at nifty
have any doubt about its merits, and
would prefer to try 1t first, send your
address to DIR. Caldwell and he will
promptly send you free sample bot
tie.
Thousands OF people nrst learned Of
this remarkable cure for stomach, liver
and bowel troubles through a free sam
pie. Mrs. Frank Lilly OF Plainview. Ill.
sent for one and II cured her and she
Is open in saying that she will never
us syrup Pepsin acts so mildly. Mr..
w. l.. Bryant, the Postmaster at Sardis.
Tenn. says he will never be without II
again. No sick person can afford to
ignore n remedy so highly endorsed as
this. II Is good for ali the family from
infancy to old age. because IL Is mild.
free from gripping and yet promptly cf-
fectivc. Furthermore. results are abb
soiuteiy, guaranteed or money Will be
refunded.
DIR. Caldwell does not feel that the
purchase OF his remedy ends his obli-
cation. He has specialized in stomach.
liver and bowel diseases for over forty
years and will be pleased to give the
reader any advice on the subject free
of charge All are welcome to write
him. Whether for the medical advice
or the free sample address him DR..
w. Il. Caldwell. ST. Caldwell building.
Monticello. Ill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

Grand opening at Lou
knOpf's, ut Cor. 5th and Main
Sat. night. Mallard duck and
trimmings. oct
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

Crushed fruit Strawberry Ice Cream
and six other popular flavors at
Prices.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03
MECHANICAL FAN
SYSTEM REGARDED
A VERY GOOD ONE
DR.. King Will Probably Find
There Are Minor Defects,
But System as a Whole Is
Satisfactory.

Continued From Page Onc)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

field building. In Room 10 a book
case was found to be blocking half Of
the foul air duct and the principal was
advised 10 remove IL to some other
part of the room. DIR. King told the
janltor To open "A closed foul air duct
leading to "a five foot outside stack in
the girls toilet on the second floor.
DIR. King suggested that shield for
the diffusion of the air on the intake
In Room = he changed slightly 10 give
better results.
Air Meter Tests.
The outside intake furnishing fresh
air for the whole building was found
Ia be providing IS cubic feet per pu-
Pill per minute. The air meter tests
I'm the rooms resulted as follows:
Room ., 80 cubic feet per pupil and
~ cubic feet per seat: Room >, II GU
bic feet per seat and 81 cubic feet per
pupil. Room s, 50 cubic feet per pu-
pill.
A lack Of light space in all of the
rooms OF the IIibbcrd school with the
exception of one, recitation room.
was found by DR.. King. Other than
this there was no defect discovered
or criticism made. a ladder and sew
cral wooden horses were found laying
I'm the doorways temporarily. This
led 10 the instructions to the janitor
that the doorways always be kept I'M
obstructed SO there could be rapid
exit Of the pupils In case of fire. The
toilets were in good condition and all
rooms were receiving a sufficient guam
tity Of fresh air.
That large amount OF good has
resulted from the inspection, cannot
hc questioned. Information was fur
nished the ianitors mt all buildings so
that the volume hampers in the ven
tilating systems can be adjusted to
give the right proportion of air in the
rooms. and I'M unsanitary condition in
one of the high school rooms was dis
closed. resulting In the abandonment
Of that room for classwork: a foul air
duct system in the Warner schol af.
fording an excellent escape for bad
air was opened up: non.flushing toilets
In the Warner. Starr and whitewater
schools were discovered: the need OF
better facilities for the escape of foul
air In the attics Of the old part Of the
high school building. Whitewater and
Vaile schools was pointed out: an in
sufficient intake at the Vale building
making 1t impossible for the pupils to
receive the minimum requirement OF
fresh air was exposed; adeficient
system OF ventilating was discovered
at the Garfield school: and general au.
lucrative information regarding the
schools supplied the public.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

Plenty of nice, fresh oysters, both
cans and bulk, at Prices.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03
ADA ADAMS GIVEN
A DIVORCE TODAY

Testimony that her husband had
lived with her but two weeks, and that
for the past four years had not pro-
vided her with a cent was sufficient
evidence for Judge Fox to grant Ada
Adams a divorce from Edward L.
Adams. They were married in March
1907. and lived together about two
weeks. She came to Richmond at an
early age with her parents, who emf
grated from England.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

lied him I'm goin' to the country and
never comm back"
Maher is one of the best cattle
judges in Wayne county when he is
sober. Jim left town at 1870 o'clock
having been given two hours to leave.
A Jail Sentence.
Ross Sample raised a big disturb
ance at a boarding house in North
Eleventh street last evening and was
arrested by Patrolman Hebble. This
morning he was given eleven days in
Jail
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03
WAYNE COUNTY IS
VERY WELL FIXED
AUDITOR REPORTS
His Inventory of Posses
sions of County, Prepared
for State Board, Is a Sat-
isfying One.
Continued From Page One)

half of this property is within Wayne
township and the city of Richmond.
The inventory also shows that on
January !, 1911, there were school
fund loans by the county totaling
$2o5,61o.o5. All interest was paid up
on all loans. The loans are secured
by first morris cages on real estate with
in the county. At the present time
there is less than $1,000 on hand in
the county school fund which is avail
able for loans The school fund is
subdivided into three funds. common,
congressional and permanent endow-
ment funds. The total amount of
each fund outstanding in loans, secur-
ed by mort cages, is: Common school
fund, S169.051: congressional school
fund. $32.651.Oo; and permanent en-
dowment fund, $4,000.
Plenty of nice, fresh oysters, both
cans and bulk, at Prices.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

There is spring in Nevada the wa
ter from which tastes like excellent
chicken soup Some persons who
have visited it, says the New York
Herald, are disappointed because
there are no cracker bushes or salt
and pepper vines nearby.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-03

81 remember" says Addison in the
240th Tattler, when our whole island
was shaken with an earthquake some
years ago, there was an impudent
mountebank who sold pills which, he
told the country people, were very
good against an earthquake. LON
don Saturday Review.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31

-mbibed. and she besought her friends
to permit her to return to her tribe.
This they refused to do, and she died
OF a broken heart. Quanah, then a
youth, went back to his people and
fought the whites until 1874, when he
surrendered to Gen. Mackenzie at
Fort Sue, Ok.
After that Quanah became as good
a citizen as he had been a soldier.
The town of Quanah, Tex, was named
for him. and he gave considerable
sums Of money to the public institu-
tons OF the town. He accumulated
property rapidly and he knew how to
take care Of 1t when he got 1t. But he
was generous, and had a host of
friends among the whites, while among
the Comanches he was looked up to
as a sort Of demi-god.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31

that nightg Ice water, he had said.
But there had been plenty OF water In
the studio! And he had told me II
was the furnace.
Mr.. HARRISON came back IN a halt
hour, and l remembered the eggs. we
fished them out of the tea kettle and
they were perfectly hard. but we ate
them.
The doctor from the board OF health
came that morning and vaccinated US
There was a great deal Of excitement
and Aunt Selma was done on the arm.
AS she did not affect evening clothes
this was entirely natural. but later on
in the week, when the wretched things
began to take, nobody dared to limp
and Leila made a terrible break by
wearing a bandage on her left arm
after telling Aunt Selma she had been
vaccinated on the right.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31

and why I have leisure to write you
three days after landing. If the sit
uation were not so ridiculous, 1t would
be m~addening. Here ! am, off for a
holiday and congratulating myself
that l am foot free and neart free
yes, my friend, heart free-here l am,
shut In the house of a man / never
saw until last night, and wouldn't
care II | never saw again, with a lot
OF people who w heard Of me, who
are almost equally vague about South
America, who play as hard at bridge
as / ever worked at building one
forgive this, won't you? the novelty
has gone to my head), and who belong
to the very class of e~xtravagant, lux
%ury-loving, non-producing parasites
(isn't that what we called them?) that
you and l used to revile from our lofty
Andean pinnacle.
To come down to earth: Here we
are, six women and five men, includ-
ing a policeman, not a servant in the
house, and no one who knows how to
do anything. They are really i'm
mensely interesting, these people:
They all know each other very well,
and 1t is Jimmy" here, and "Dal"
there-Dallas Brown, who ven to
India with me; you remember my
speaking of him-and they are good
natured. too, except at meal times.
The little hostess, Mrs. Wilson, took
over the cooking, and although lunch
eon was better than breakfast, the
food still leaves much to the magma
tion.
/ wish you could see this Mrs. Will
son, Hal. You would change a whole
lot of your ideas. She is a thorough
bred, sure enough, and of course some
of her beauty Is the result of the ex-
quisite care about which you and r.
still from u Andean pinnacle-used
to rant. But the fact is, she is more
than that. She has fire, and plack, no
end. IL you could have seen her this
morning, standing in front of a cold
kitchen range. determined to conquer
1t, and had seen the tilt of her chin
when / offered to take over the cook
ing-you needn't grin; l can cook, and
you know it-you would understand
what ] mean. It was so clear that she
was ~paralyzed with fright at the idea
of getting breakfast. and equally clear
that she meant to do 1t. BY the way
7 have learned that her name was Nc
Nair before abe married this wouId-be
artist, Wilson, and that she is a daNgh-
ter Of the McNalr who financed the
Callao branch!
! have not met the others so init.
mately. There are two sisters named
Mercer. inclined to be noisy--they are
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
The MIGRATION Of storks.

Reference has been made to the
departure OF the storks from Alsace.
The pathological bureau Of Buda-
pest has recently published the re-
suits OF an interesting experiment.
To the leg of a number of young
birds a light disk was attached. stat
Ing the place Of origin and in the
event OF capture asking that the label
might be detached and forwarded to
Budapest.
The rings returned show that the
birds have reached ~Basutoland, the
T~ransvaal and Cape Colony. Unfor-
tunately only two of the ten captured
birds escaped death. Eight of those
graceful creatures had fallen to the
Implying and unerring aim of the
sportsman. improperly so called.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
RICH INDIAN IS DEAD
Ouanah Parker a Famous and
Picturesque Chief.
Noted Comanche Credited With Hav'
ina Killed Many White Men Has
Lately Lived Like a Lord
In Oklahoma.

Lawton. Ok.-One of the wealthiest
and most picturesque American In
dams passed away recently here, in
the death Of Quanah Parker, the fam
GUS chief of the Comanche tribe. He
was credited with having killed hun
dreds of white men in his early days,
but for years he had lived a civilized
life.
Chief Quanah lived like a lord In a
$4,000 mansion, and was the proprie-
tor of a great cattle ranch, besides 300
acres Of farming land under excellent
cultivation. Some estimates placed
his wealth at $1,000, 900.
He had seven wives and innumera-
bic children. Three Of his sons stud
led at the Indian school at Carlisle,
Pa. some years ago.
The chief was a friend and admirer
Of Col. Roosevelt, with whom he had
hunted, and was accustomed to tell
with pride how when 1t was proposed
to sell certain Comanche lands for
$50 an acre, his protest to the col
OuCAb VIZ al lhSh ~ CoioChO
a prompt promise that the price should
not be under IS an acre.
Parker had completely mastered an
appetite for strong drink and he de-
spised gambling, a vice to which great
numbers of his people were addicted.
The chief was the son of a white
woman, Cynthia Ann Parker, daugh-
ter of Gen. Isaac Parker, a distin-
guished Texas politician, who over 60
years ago lived in Parker county, that
state. She was captured when 4 years
old by a marauding band Of Co
manches. which attacked the family
home. The child grew up as an In
dian, learning their language, and fin-
ally marrying Chief Quanah. n Of
the warriors of the tribe.
When little Quanah was a small boy
his mother was retaken by her friends
and restored to her old home in Texas.
But the new surroundings were in no
way suited to the wild spirit she had
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
FRENCH BEAN COFFEE,
A HEALTHFUL DRINK

The healthiest ever; you a grow
II In your own garden on a small
patch 10 by 10, producing 80 pounds or
more. Ripens in Wisconsin 80 days.
Used in great quantities in France.
Germany and all yer Europe. Send
Is cents in stamps and we will mail
you a package giving full culture d.
rections as also our mammoth seed
catalog free, or send 81 cents and get
in addition to above 10000 kernels
indispensable vegetable and flower
seeds-enough for bushels Of vege-
tables and flowers. John A. Salzer
Seed Co.. 1872 S. 9Th ST.. La Crosse, Wis
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
CHAPTER vii.
Correspondents Department.

Correspondents Department.
The following letters were found In
the house post box after the lifting oil
the quarantine, and later were pre-
sented to me by their writer's, bound
In white kid the letters, not the au-
thors, Of course).
From Thomas HARRISON. late engi-
neer Of bridges. Peruvian trunk lines
South America. to Henry Llewellyn,
care OF Union Nitrate company,
Iquique, Chilli.
Dear Old Man:
! think | was fully a week trying TO
drive out OF my mind my last glimpse
of you with your sickly grin, pretend
ing to be tickled to pieces that the
only white man within 200 miles OF
your shack was going on a holiday.
You old buffer. | used TO hang over
the rail Of the steamer, IN the way
up, and see you standing as l left you
beside the car with its mule and the
Indian driver, and behind you a mil
lion miles of soul-destroying pampa.
Never mind, Jack; l sent yesterday by
mail steamer the cigarettes, pipes and
tobacco, canned goods and poker
chips. Put in some magazines, too,
and the collars. Don't know about the
ties-guess it won't matter down
there.
Nothing happened on the trip. One
of the engines broke down three days
out, and | spent all my time below
decks for 48 hours. Chief engineer
with d. rs. Got the engine
in record time, and haven't got
my hands clean yet. 1t was bully.
With this l send the papers, which
will tell you how | happen to be here,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
AMUSING STORY OF RED TAPE
Although vouehed for by Leading Ber-
lin Paper, II Is Hard to
Believe.

Berlin.-The following story of red
tape, which is vouched for by a Ber-
lin publication. is hard to beat even
in the very cradle of Prussian official
dom. Not long ago the head mistress
of a high school for girls notified the
authorities that there was a rat on
the premises and asked that a man
might be SEM to kill 1t. The request
was duly noted, but as the official rat
catcher was not Immediately available
the head mistress was advised TO feed
the beast In the meantime so that the
rat catcher should not make a fruit
less journey. This she did for some
weeks, and as the rat killer did not
put in an appearance she made a Sec
ond application. The original request
she was informed, had been mislaid
but help would be sent in a few DAYS
Weeks passed and one day the rat
was found dead and was buried In the
garden in the presence Of the head
mistress. A day or so later an ofH.
cial carrying a bundle of documents
I'm the matter of the rat" brought .
message to the effect that the head
mistress should take steps to DESTROY
the rat at Der own expense, as the
official rat catcher could not come be-
fore a certain future time. Upon be
Ing informed that the rat was dead
and buried the Official retired, but
came beck the next day asking for q
written certificate to show that the
rat was really dead. He got IT, and
the administrative machine is once
more working smoothly
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
Copyright 1909, by the Bobbs herri


James Wilson or Jimmy as he is called
BY his friends. Jimmy was rotund ana
looked shorter than he really was. HIS
ambition in life was TO be taken seriously.
but people steadily refused to do so, his
art Is considered a huge Joke, except TO
himself. n he asked people TO dinner eV-
Pryone expected a froliC. Jimmy marries
Bella Knowles; they live together a year
and are divorced. Jimmy's friends ar
range to celebrate the first anniversary
pf his divorce. The party Is In full swing
when Jimmy receives a telegram from ms
Aunt Selma, who will arrive in four hours
10 visit him and his wife. Jimmy gets his
FUNDS from Aunt Selma and after he mar
Ftes she doubles his allowance. He neg
lects to tell her OF his divorce. Jimmy
takes Kit into his confidence, he tries 10
bevise some way so that his aunt will not
learn that he has no longer a wife. He
suggests that Kit play the hostess Tor one
plight. be Mrs. Wilson pro tenn. Aunt Be.
lima arrives and the deception works out
es planned. Jim's Jap servant Is taken
III. Bella, Jimmy's divorced wife. enters
the house and asks Kit who Is being ia
ken away in the ambulance? Bella insists
i is Jim. Kit tells her Jim Is well and Is
In the house. Bella tells Kit II wasn't
YIN she wanted to see, but Takahira, the
Zap servant. HARRISON steps out on the
porch and discovers u man lacking Il
bard on the door. He demands an ex-
PLANTATION. The man points to the placard
Ind HARRISON sees the word smallpox
printed on II. The guests suddenly realize
their predicament. the women shed tears,
the men consider II a good Joke. .Harbi.
Son pleads with Kit to tell him the real
Stuat;on OF things. She finally tells him
Of Bella's Incarceration in the basement.
The all important question arises as to
who is TO prepare the meals and perform
the other household duties. HARRISON fin
ally solves the matter. He writes out
slips containing the various departments
Of his or her duties. Kit attempts 10
make an omeIet for Aunt Selma, but fails
In the attempt and is in a very nervous
state when HARRISON comes TO her rescue
and tells her how to make II.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31
A Fair RatuFn-

Minister (arousing himself In bar
ber's chair)-All through YETI
Barber-Aye, lang syne.
Minister-Then I must have been
INDUCING in a quiet nap2
Barbe-Ye wis that, sir.
Minister-It was very good Of you
not to waken me. l am very thank.
full for what has been q most refresh
ing sleep.
Barber-Hoots, man, baud yer
tongue; it's only a fair return. l slept
all through your sermon last Saw
bath.-London Tit-Bits.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-03-31


1t is nc easy matter to be married
In France. says F. Berkeley Smith.
in Success Magazine. One great
thing in favor of SO sacred a cere-
mony is that 1t cannot be hastily per-
formed. 1t is an event requiring
months of preparation. of the signing
of endless papers. the certificates OF
birth and the consent of parents. un-
til at last the wedding day. which has
been arranged for to the entire salts
faction Of every n concerned, in
GLIDING the legal authorities, arrives.
II marriage is difficult, divorce is even
more SO. There are nc such romantic
and youthful adventures as clipping on
a $12 capital-handing ten to the
accommodating parson and wiring for
forgiveness with the chang.