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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
We're All Her Friends,

A pretty story of Miss Ellen Terry
and a gallant young playwright has
gone the rounds of the Players club.
Miss Terry attended in New York
the first night of this playwright's
latest work and at the end of the
third act he was presented to her.
She congratulated him warmly.
TT is very good" she said. Your
play is very good, indeed, and I shall
send all my American friends to see
it."
TN that case" said the playwright,
with a very low and courtly bow, "my
little piece will sell 100000 tickets"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Breaking 1t Gently.

Callahan was stopped on the street
by Father Clancy. The good priests
countenance took on a sad express
sion
Whats this, I hear, Callahan"
asked he, "about your breaking Ho-
gan's head last night? And the two
of you friends for years."
Callahan seemed somewhat taken
back. "Sure, I was compelled to do
it, your reverence" he explained apol-
ogetically, "but out Of consideration
for that same frindliness, l broke it
gintly, your reverence. "-Lippincott's
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

Q. Do you use Postum or Grape-Nuts your
self at all?
A. Yes, use them at home
Q. If from your knowledge Of the factory
which you have gained in your ten years at
the factory you believed that they were dirty
or impure In any way, would you use them!
A. do not think I would. No.
Asked If any one on behalf Of the Company
mad asked him to testify in any particular
manner. Stated "No."
All these sworn dispositions were carefully
excluded from the testimony at the trial, for
they wouldn't sound well for the weekly
Think OF the fact that every man swore 10
the purity and cleanliness so that the Atty
for the Weekly was forced to say in open
court that the food was pure and good.
What disappointment for the "Weekly!"
But the testimony showed:
All Of the grain used in Grape-Nuts, Postum
and Post Toasties IS the highest standard
possible to obtain
All parts of the factory are kept scrupulous
y clean:
None Of the workmen had been told how to
testify.
Most Of them have been from 10 to Is years
with the Co and use the products on their
tables at home.
Grape-Nuts, Postum and Post Toasties, that
they, themselves, make?
There's a Reason"
Postum Cereal Co., Lid.
Battle Creek. Mich.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

moved table and Jones yelled 'Supe!
supe!' We were dreadfully mortified"
II was at dinner the other night
and Jones sat next to me. When he
saw the row of spoons and forks and
knives beside his plate he beckoned to
the waiter. Say, boy he hoarsely NUT
tered, I guess you spilled the spoon
holder!'"
well, it's lucky he's rich
"Ain't it?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Seats of the Mighty.

s'Have you investigated those
charges against Biggun YETI" asked
the intimate friend.
mot yet" answered the dlst1n-
guished statesman who was a men,
her of the investigating committee
CAN we have done is to hold an IN
formal meeting and decide that ne
isn't guilty"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Hard-Hearted Judge.

The Sympathetic PaI-Wotcher,
Bill! You looks bad: been laid up?
Bill-Yus, sort of. 'Aven't been
outer doors fer free munfs.
The Sympathetic Pal-Wot was the
matter wiz yer?
Bill-Nufnn'; only the judge wouldn't
believe 1.-THE Sketch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Left Both Satisfied,

1t all happened on one of those few
surviving pay-after-you-enter cars.
ooh, insist on paying, Gladys" said
the brunette. "You paid coming
down"
mo. I shall pay" declared Gladys
with equal f1rmness. What If I did
pay coming down--didn't you buy that
last package of gum?"
LET me settle the quarrel, ladies"
suggested the diplomatic conductor.
why not use the denaturod form Of
Dutch treat?"
Whats that?"
well, you each pay the others
fare"
And that was the way they solved
it-Cleveland Leader.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
They Both Knew,

The fool said one day in the kings
presence, 81 am the king!" And the
king laughed, for he knew that his fool
was wrong.
A week later the king was angry BE-
cause of an error he had committed
and exclaimed: Il am a fool" And tha
fool laughed, for he knew that his
king was right-Smart Set.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
His Speciality.

What has become of young Mr..
D'Auber, who showed such signs Of
talent in drawing? Has he made a
SUGGEST"
ooh, yes, indeed. He's got all the
work he can do now"
Magazine or studio work?'
HE draws the maltese cross show
ing where the body was found. in the
evening papers. "-Cleveland Leader.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

Some people would drown with life
preserver at hand. They are the kind
that suffer from Rheumatism and Neural-s
gia when they can get Hamlins Wizard
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Bad aste

In your mouth removed Will.
you wait-that's true. A Cas-
caret taken when the tongue i
thick coated with the nastv
squeamish feeling in stomach
brings relief. It's easy, natural
way to help nature help you. 90
CAScARETS-1oc box-week's treat.
ment. Ali druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
A DIscouraaino View,

A DIseourasing View.
1--WE must investigate this affair, !"
said the rural official.
whats the use?" responded Farm
er Corntossel. IT never saw an inves-
tigation that changed anybody's per
sonal likes and dislikes."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
No Such Luck.

Wilson-Do you keep a second girl?
Bilson-No; we can't keep the forty
third.-Harper's Bazaar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Quick as Wink.

II your eyes ache with smarting, burn
ing sensation use PETTIT0S EYE SALVE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
lie family laxative.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Answered,

How can I keep a husbands lover
"Have you tried cold storage?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

What Happened.
Fate-Did you call?
OPPORTUNITIES, but she sent word
word by her servant she wasn't in
Harper's Bazaar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
The Patient Townsmen.

$50 you got to work in spite OF the
snow drifts ?"
Eyes. But I don't see why the clty
folks should not follow the example OF
country people and put up a strong
kick for good roads"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

Bring your will to your fate and suit
your mind to your circumstances
Marcus Aurelius.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Same ThinQ.

SdTIG TI7INs
Joakley-You're right; most people
worry over what they haven't got,
but I know certain people who worry
because Of what they have.
Coakley-That so? What have they?
Joakley-Nothing. - The Catholic
Standard and Times.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
People who borrow trouble always
give more than they get.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinR softens the gums reduces in
dammation allays palm cures wind collie Sc bottls
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06

The whirlwind OF passion scatter:
many Of the seeds Of sin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
The Cache,

Knicker-We are told to do our
shopping early.
Booker know it; my wife has al
ready concealed forty-nine-cent tie
in the top bureau drawer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
The Primitive Mar

The Primitive Man.
Zones Is so dreadfully primitive"
whats his latest?"
why, we were at the opera house
the other night and a stage hand re-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
g@Es 3:

Of the saloon and sized up the situa-
ton. Well said he warmly, you're
Honest John, all right. You saved the
horse"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-01-06
Are You Sick
or AiIinQ? Hoods sarsaDa

HoS genuine
curative powers, peculiarly adapted ;.
restore health and strength In H..
such condition as you are IN ap,,n..
It has been doing this for mora a..
a third OF a century. It's legions ..
benefited friends telling of health "a
stored, sufferings ended, are fou,a
everywhere. Give it chance to HON
you out by getting a bottle toaor
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
REPUBLICANS In CONVENTION.

Aekt'O BLlCANS IN CONN EN1ION.
Yesterday the delegates to the
republican convention convened
at Las Vegas is nominate the
candidate for Governor and
the candidates for other state
officers. The delegates from
Chaves county will put up a
strong fight for Nathan Jaffa
for governor, and il is the opin-
ion of those best posted on the
political situation that there is
Il reasonable chance of success.
Should Mr.. Jaffa not receive the
nomination our delegates are
un-instructed as TO next choice
and will be governed entirely by
what appears best in the inter-
ort of harmony. The outcome
will he watched with more than
ordinary interest by the voters
Of all Carties. Should Mr.. Jaffa
receive the nomination he will
prove strong candidate, as his
popularity is not confined to
party ranks, for he commands
the respect of the voters Of all
parties.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
OUT OF The GINGER JAR.

The fast man is pretty certain
to fall behind.
What three vowels express
trouble! l. 0, U.
1t will probably never be
known what the hand-saw.
Be sure you are light, and
don't make a fuss about it.
There is many man who isn't
worth what it costs him to live.
Every dog has his day, and
too many of them have thel.
nights also.
The blacksmith may be an ex-
pert forger without being arrest
ed for it.
Nature is a good doctor, but
she makes her patients pay to
the last cent.
What The corn heard with it's
own ears, the potato saw with
its own eyes.
Few men know what is good
for them until some wise woman
has told them.
TEemoney that woman spends
Is never for O bonnet,
But always for the fancy things
The milliner puts on it.
The rich are known by their
dollars, but the humble onion
is known by its scent.
The farmer who lost his half
bushel measure was in more
than a reck of trouble.
The foolish trust to the safety
pin, but the wise see to it that
the buttons are we'll sew ed on.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
p.pN,r ~.

Net hundred miles from here
is a little town that is reported
to be steadily growing. 1t has
a good little paper that is ever
lastingly boosting for its town,
though it's advertising patronage
is small. This week we met IA
man from that town. He said
he was a merchant there He
said busitess was very dull and
he was gloomy regarding its
future. The mail orjer house
sent out a great many dollars
worth of goods to the town every
week. He thought the paper
did not roast the mail orde, bust
ness hard enough, No, he did
not advertise in tie paper. 1t
didn't pay. Any way, he got
good adyerti. ing in circulation,
as the wholesale houses sent out
circulars every once-in-a while
to list of names he furnished.
Didn't cost Linn anything but the
list of names. Yet, this man
who gives no support to his home
paper uses mail order advertis-
ing to exploit his business, feels
he has a genuine grievance a
gainst the home paper because
it does not lambast the mail
order business enough to suit
him. He evidently feels that
adve' Using, like aviation,
should be free. Elk.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
g M IN.
Tie Ge~el<~

Kenna precinct, which nor
mally should cast nearly 600
votes, only polled lO4 at the
democratic primary. This in
cludes Liston and Boaz. Nearly
100 of our voters are in the Val
ley, and about so of them voted
at Roswell. Republicans and
those absent in Texas and Okla
homa make up the rest of the
vote proper.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29

An exchange, in speaking of a
deceased citizen, said; I'VE
knew him as old Ten Per Cent
the more he had the less he
sptnt-the more he got The more
he lent-he's dead-we don't
know whore he went-but if his
soul to heaven was sent-he'll
own the larps and charge 'em
rent. "
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
LENGTH OF TERMS OF OFFICE.

Santa Fe The four-y e ar
term officials to be elected at the
first state election on November
7th will have five years to serve.
Those who are elected for two
year terms serve three years and
those whose terms would be or
dinarily six or eight will be- in
Office seven and nine years res
pectively. The only exception
will be the two candidates for
Congress, whose term will be
only until March 4, 1918, and
whose successors win be elected
at the November, 1919. election.
This situation is owing to the
fact that the constitution pro-
vides that the terms Of all offic-
ers shortly to be elected shall ex-
pile at the same time asif they
had been elected on the Tues
day after the first Monday of
November, 1912.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
BE SURE To REGISTER

The registration books for
Precinct II are now open and
can be found at the K n IL a
Bank. Every voter in the pre-
cinct should see that he is reg
istered, in order that he may
cast his vote al the November
election. This being the first
state election for New Mexico,
you should take especial pride
in casting your vote. Let us
make a good showing in pre-
cinct IL. W. B. Scott,
j. A. Kimmors,
w. II. Cowgirl.
Registration Board.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29

In order to properly care for
the immense crowds which are
expected at the Roswell Pro
ducts Exposition on October 9Th
9th and 18th, a committee has
been appointed to locate every
place in the city where a bed
may be had and a man will board
the trains coming into Roswell
and direct visitors where to go
in order to find proper accommo
dation during the Exposition.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29

Uncle Sam Jones brought 10
our officethe other day sections
from two pie-melons he had
opened up that show, at least
more than an inch within, char
acteis that more nearly resem-
bic a monogram of the letters
N NJ than anything else we
could constUe. The rinds of
lha melons were unmarried,
showing no evidence of any in
cission having been made, hence
The mystery. Uncle Sem reads
character to from the letter w,
and fancies it may presa & e
War" As we read it, it is N.
M which we interpret as New
Mexico, " and is undoubtedly in
recognition of Statehood.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
ExHIB!Ts FOR RosWELL EXPOSITION


In order that this section of
the county may be represented
at the Roswell Products Exposi-
ton a committee has been APP
pointed to secure samples of
grain, cotton, vegetables etc.
for that purpose. The Exposi-
tion is for three days of II e X t
week-October 5 6 and land
the committee selected to secure
samples and sec to the proper
display is composed of the fol-
lowing members: j. a Kim
mons, IL B. Bryan, w. II.
Cooper and r. l.. Robertson.
They will take charge of any
thing you have to offer and at
tend to all the details-without
cost 10 you in any way, Get
busy and furnish the committee
with the finest samples you can.
Let us show the folks what can
be raised in the Dry-farming
distlicts-and hurry up, as the
time is short.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29

Complete returns Of all the
precincts show the candidates
nominated and their pluralities
as follows:
District Judge, Mcclure, 652.
District Atty, Scott, 427.
Commissioners, White, 1853.
Atkinson, 463, Wixom, 156.
Probate Judge, Nell, 1876.
Treasurer, Davisson, 70.
Assessor, Herbert, 81.
Sheriff, Young, 1l8.
Supt Hill, 1888.
Probate Clerk, Ballard, 1881.
Surveyor, Eccles, 1889.
Senator, Hinkle, $50.
Legislature, Evans, 373. Null
lens, 257, Rogers. 1913
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29

New Industry Developed.
The sterilization Of water by ultra
violet rays have now entered upon an
Industrial sta-e
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
.E-e.lO.e-Lr-Z

to be found in the Valley. Prices
Always Reasonable, and Every
thing Guaranteed.
Headquarters for Best Watches,
Engagement and Wedding Rings,
Charms, Chains and Novelties,
Visit my store when in Roswell,
and see my fine display.
NUMEROUS HANDSOME ARTICLES
! have not space to mention, that
are pretty to look~at, and cheap to
buy. You will always get a square
deal when you trade with
g. NJ link
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-09-29
g. NJ link
lite .RosweU .IeweL<r,

Thanks you for your past patron
age, and solicits your future trade.
He inserts this little ad to let
his Kenna friends know be is still
In business, still repairing
WATCHES AND CLOCKS,
and still carrying the most Up-to-
date Lines of High Quality and
Low Priced Serviceable and pretty
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27

Err POPULAR WANT Aos APE RESULT oeTTERs. TRY EN-.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27
MILES OF CARPET.

A solid train of sixty cars, contain
ing $4,000 rolls of carpet, leaves Chi
cago via the Chicago & North West
ern Ry. 8 a. m today for Omaha. The
train is enroute from New York to
San Francisco.
The special train is over a half a
mile in length.
There are five hundred miles OF car,
pet in the shipment; this represents
carpet enough to lay a width the en-
tire length Of the line Of the Chicago
& North Western Ry. from Chicago
to Omaha.
It is the product OF the Alexander
Smith & Sons Carpet Works. Yonkers.
N. Y. To make these carpets required
the labor Of 1900 workers for eight
days. an equivalent Of one days work
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27

distinction during his student years.
He is a pupil of Joachim, Florian
Zajic and also of Andreas Moser.
Twice he won the Mendelssohn prize,
once the Joachim prize, besides sey-
eral others. When DR.. Karl Muck
was loaned" by the German Emper-
or to the Boston Sympathy Orchestra,
he brought Mr.. Czerwonky with him
TO be soloist and assistant concert
master, the young artist being but
twenty years old. He appeared with
great success as soloist with the Bos,
ton Orchestra, and was the organ
izer and leader of the Czerwonky
String Quartet which received the
highest recognition from the leading
critics Of that city and vicinity. Since
his location in Boston he has been in
constant demand for concert and re
cital work. Louis c. Elson, the wide
ly known Boston critic, places CXer
wonky in the same class with Kreis,
Ter.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27
RICHARD CZERWONkY

Richard Czerwonky, formerly sec
ond concertmaster and soloist of the
Boston Symphony Orchestra, was Sc
cured two years ago by the Mime,
apolis Symphony Orchestra and has
become a permanent member of that
great organization. In securing Mr..
Czerwonky who is an artist OF inter
national reputation and n of the
few great violinists located in Ameri
ca, the management of the Mime
apolis Symphony Orchestra has given
another indication OF its determine
ton to make its orchestra second to
none in this country. Mr.. Czerwcnky
accompanied the orchestra on its last
spring tours as concertmaster and
s%oloist, meeting with the greatest
success.
Mr.. Czerwonky is a native of Birn-
,aum, Germany, and achieved much
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27
GOOD WORK..
Done Daily in Bookings. Many citi
zen Tell of II.

Nearly every reader has heard of
Doan's Kidney Pills. Their good work
in Brookings still continues, and our
citizens are constantly adding en-.
dorsement by public testimony. No
better proof Of merit a be had than
the experience of friends and neigh
bors read this case:
Thomas Martinson, Second ST,
Bookings, S. d., says: "Since public.
ly endorsing Doan's Kidney Pills some
years ago, l have had no further
trouble from my kidneys. For more
than a year l suffered intensely from
backache, due to weak kidneys. At
night my rest was badly broken and
had q distressing kidney weakness.
Doan's Kidney Pills gave me almost
immediate relief and I was led to
continue their use until my trouble
was disposed of. Last winter another
member of my family had a sewers
attack Of kidney complaint. The use
OF two boxes of Deans Kidney Pills
effected a cure In this case"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. FosterMilbum Co., Buffalo. N,
T.. sole agentg for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27

for 62,400 operators, and if it were
piled up in rolls one on top of another
owe an area Of AGO square feet, it
would overtop the Singer Building
tower, New York City.
The weight of the carpet is 1900
600 lbs. and it is valued at almost
$ $1,000, 900.
Such a shipment even a decade age
would have been beyond the magma
ton of the most optimistic weaver
and is the tangible evidence of the
remarkable growth of the carpet
weaving industry in America. 1t goes
TO supply the ever-incrcasing demand
on the Pacific Coast.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27

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u.,- no .dgA and The, COMPARING
Vie car. IN .,e .a. gr these points
Here are few ,on.. soo., motor
,ar. ,s., hanna considered bv
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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1911-04-27

AUDITORS EE-iB'T.
Detailed List o. Warrants ISSUED During Quarter.