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Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
A QUESTION OF THE RULES
Conductor Could Find Nothing
Against Carrying Lions, So
Preacher Stayed On.

Rev. DR.. C. H. Woolston. widely
known because of his use OF object
lessons in his church at Port Rich
mond. and who is probably the only
minister in the world that took live
lion to church with him, told the fol-
lowing story of that event at the
Lemon Hill assembly week services
the other day. To be sure the lion
was only two or three weeks old. but
It was a live lion Just the same.
Doctor Woolston put the animal in
basket and took 1t aboard a street
car. He explained that baby lion
cries much like distressed cat
news. When he got on the car the
lion didn't like the motion or the close
confinement and started in to bewail
the fact.
According to the doctor. woman
across the car spoke with some slight
acrimony OF any man who would car
ry poor cat In a basket. Doctor
Woolston was not moved to compass
sion and the noise continued. Final
ly the woman called the conductor.
who in turn went to Doctor Woolston.
my dear sir. he said. Its against
the rules to carry cats on these
cars"
"Is it?" asked the minister. and
said no more.
Meanwhile the sounds kept up and
the conductor got angry.
Sir" he said. you must not be
allowed to break the rules. am
afraid l shall have to ask you to get
of the car uni, IS you dispose OF the
cat"
The minister leaned toward the con.
ductor and told him who he was and
what he had in the basket The con-
ductor looked rather doubtingly at the
basket and then at the reverend gen
tleman. and. struggling his shoulders
stalked away.
We'll. blast me-" he muttered. 81
never saw nothing in the rules against
carrying lion. and l can't put tie
preacher off."-Philadelphia Times.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
NOTICE OF sHER!FF's
SALE OF REDEMPTION.

10Y hS1eas In ese On District M @ Court @ held in and
for said Gilpin County in vacation, Will
cover Judgment against The Senator
Mines Company: corporation for the
sd at On %sas thsne Sas
wards paid the sum Of $4,000 and af-
terwards "; c: Fullerton was duly ap,
atterwards. on the IN day OF March.
Of and under the seal OF said District
sheriff o. Gpn County yns and @nas Mas by % hi@ tine
,terest in and to the following desorib-
es,bsry es property st lCdes. lands. buildings, ma
ed 'hspe0a The sena,op eSn1es, ode
and Mining Claim being known and dee See
signassd ssy Mir,hs, as United States Mineral r.
Mining Dissrct pin casn,y IN ana Grssors sfo
OF Colorado; also all that certain prop
Gy or Of saek fTSInd conveyed by the
Backus. James McNevins and Fred Fred N. n
IHsa.ckIs, BY. recorded in Book I35 at page
~ and being more particulary describ
ed as follows. to-w!t:The Senator Exten-
s.H SIN Lode Lode Mining Claim. situate in Greg
24s Senator Lode. Thence N. s6o e. 5so
no6S.Sa e to sousherly n7e Of The Boston and
sry err, line Of The Boston and Colorado
0sss%ps1'' sop property % 4Senas sls 4 4
Tsens: r. W iSo 20 s i. TSsnes E. n S. So 4
the City reserves the right OF roads
erty after being duly advertised was BY
Xpril 1910 to ' said w. ne FaIersogy Sah aay ss os
ns,dministrator a. OF the estate Of said WI.
ana said fns4,dS seev.a sv% Of
Ses %as dS ae1te OF purchase therefor which
Mckay and paSia Henasrson ssnsas late Rsnisl eol
partners partner doing business under the firm
rsens.1 nams OF 'enSins ,,6n Mckay Company did
S.ns,nl g. said Gipin pn. County against the said
o, the 'ass sa% saH c cf With a cost.
Mns Mckay &. Company caused an ex-
ttS tS,o Court on ,.s the goth day Of Deeembe.
sheriIf to execute and was by him on
upon the Identical fropePty above % 'eSese desc
day Of December TIE said Jenkins. Nc. &C.
sbey,ff kay nc Sempany nn, did pay to the sad
sac and interest thereon t. the dav
Sis Sf rede%psion eden'ps as Provided by law .nd
VIII ch was duly recorded.
Now Therefore I will offer said prop
front door of the Court House in the
N CNy Of, Of Central, Gilpln County. Colorado
and best bidder for cash In hand on
Monday the .23rd day Of January, A. d.
1911 at the hour of 10 o'clock A. NJ. Of
said day.
FRED g. BoLsINGER,
Sheriff Of Gilpin County. Colorado
First Pulication December Find. 1910.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
A WINTER NIGHT.

When tho fire roars up the chimney
And the winds OF winter blow.
And the scent Of life's sweet morning
Recalls the long ago.
And fancy's sprtes are building
Dream castles in the blaxe.
Well hear soft voices singing
Tho songs OF other days.
,,, y
No more they brightly leap
And weary eyes are turning
To the poppy realm OF sleep,
The world may crack and groan beneath
The weight OF winters hand,
Wen follow far where roses are,
The road to Sunderland! ia
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
She Changed Her Mind.

Henry B. Harris relates q story Of
an actress very well-known. both In
this country and in England.
A manager desired her services
very much for a part which he had,
which fitted her personality. The
actress insisted that she be featured
and on this point the manager de-
INJURED. Finally II was agreed b.
tween them that II she scored q hit
her name In all Advertising matter
should be twice the size Of that of the
rest Of the cast
The dramatic critics In their review
Of the play. numerically roasted the
performance Of this actress. and gave
all the rest Of the company 6ns no
tees.
Along about II O'Clock the follow
Ing note was sent to this manager:
Dear Mr.:
II have reconsidered BY ultimatum,
and you needn't feature me-"
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Not Hand TO Bear.

Not Hand TO Beer.
Great Author (who sells by subscrip-
tion)-So you are . book agent, oh?
presume you meet with . good deal
Of Ill treatment.
Aeent-Yes, every day. /
II don't see how you stand It."
We'll. you see. I know It isn't be-
cause folks dislike me personally. IT'S
because they have such a contempt
for the books."-New York Weekly.
A ely Suggestion.
They had reached the outer portals
Of the front door and were there Roins
through the process Of parting. very
linseringiy.
when ! say good night to you this
evening"" gurgled Mr.. Youngsiov. "do
you think 1t would be proper for me
to place one reverent kiss upon your
fair hand?"
WELL" she sighed. softly. as shs
laid her head quietly on his shoulder.
II should consider It decidedly out Of
place."-Lippincott's.
A Temporary Truce.
still agitating for the suffrage, my
dearf"
well. Just at present I'm trying to
ct my husband TO buy me . pony
coat.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12

If you are a business man,
did you ever think of the field
of opportunity that advertis-
ing opens to you? There is
almost no limit to the posi-
bilities of your business if you
study how to turn trade into
your store. If you are not get
ting your share of the business
of your community there's q
reason. People 60 where they
are attracted - where they
knotc what they can get and
how much it is sold for. II
you make direct statements In
your advertising see to It that
you are able to fulfill every
promise you make. You win
add to your business reputa-
ton and hold your customers.
II will not cost as much to run
your ad IN this paper rs you
think. 1t is the persistent ad-
vertiser who gets there. Have
something in the paper every
issue, no matter how small.
We will be pleased to quote
you our advertising rates, par
ticularly on the years busi-
ness.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
A Lively Campaign.

In a small New Jersey town the
local political campaign was being
fought to bitter end One Of the
political leaders met prominent
merchant of the town and they be.
gan to discuss the situation.
How Is the campaign coming along
down in your ward?" asked the mer.
chant.
Very exciting" said the politician.
Next week we are going to have a
joint debate in the town hall between
phonograph and graphophone."-
Lppincott's.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Put Out.

Seymour-Aren't you living in the
fiat any more?
Ashley-No; the landlord evicted
me because I was practising deep
breathing.
Seymour-That seems like an alb.
surd reason.
Ashley-It wasn't absurd, however;
expanding my chest pushed out two or
three of his partitions.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
News to Him.

when 1 was in Europe this sum-
mer," said Gayman, trying to enter
tain the minister, 81 got quite inter-
ested In some of them old churches"
"Indeed?" replied Rev. Mr.. Gassa-
way. II suppose you know of st.
Paul's in London?"
mo. You don't tell me? What
hotels he stopping at?"-Catholic
Standard and Times.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
His Choice.

YES" said the specialist. az he
stood at the bedside Of the miser mil.
lionaire. II can cure you"
But what will It costr'' came fee-
bly, from the lips Of the sick man.
The specialist made a swift men.
tai calculation. "Ninety-five dollars"
was his answer.
Cant you shade your figure . lit.
ter walled the other. The under.
takers bid is much less."-Nppin-
colts.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
HUMAN NATURE.
We do our part

We do our part
Every year
And tell you when
Christmas Is near,
And we tell you
You ought to go
And do your shopping
While you know
The Christmas stocks
Are most complete.
Buy all your gifts,
Fix for each treat:
In spite OF all
We tell you though
We are aware
You do not go
Until the last
Two days. or three,
To do your shopping;
Nor do we.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Ho Could Show Him.

'Is that man across the way Q coun-
terfeiter. pa?"
why, what on earth put that in
your head. my SOM"
why. he told me to come over to
his house and he'd show me how to
make q Quarter."-Yonkers Statesman.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Real Thrift.

Her Father hope that young man
who comes to see you is a thrifty
chap?
His Daughter-He is, father; he
saves quarter Of his salary every
week.
Her Father-Huh! When l was his
age / saved half a dollar.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Thing. That Can't Be Helped.

Things That Can't Be Helped.
II never permit myself to be dis
turbed over things that can't be
helped"
81 thought 1 heard you worrying q
little while ago because your son
was spending more than his allow
ance at college,"
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
lnsulted.

"And you get angry because he
asked you to loan him hundred?"
: mot because he asked me to loan
him the hundred. but because he
thought I might be such an idiot"
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Their Use.

Their Use.
when do they use bits on a YES
SELF"
I'm the teeth of a driving gale. sup
pose."
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Then silence Rsipnsd.

The boy terror was In evidence
again. His parents had invited some
friends to dine. among them being
his sisters beau. who took the incor.
rtgible on his knee.
During a luM In the conversation
the young hopeful suddenly yelled
out:
Mr.. Brown. is l a. heavy - sis.
teri"
But no one seemed TO hear himi
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12

Men and Girls.

Are men as black" she Queried.
AS they are painted. do you think r.
In Yankee style I answered her:
Are girls" sighed. "as pink7"
Puck.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Not Stylish,

II can't say that dried apples and
water are popular for fashionable
luncheon"
yet you must admit they make
quite q swell affair"
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12

Prosy Boarder-Do you think the
face an index to the mind?
Savage Bachelor-Well, when q
woman makes up her mind that she
has lived single too long she is apt to
make up her face.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
Advice to Newspaper Men.

Inspect your hundred-dollar bills.
In making change go slow a bit;
Some chaps who tired Of tapping tills
Have lately made n counterfeit.
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12
A Woman's PRIVILEGE.

what is the latest thing In wed
dingsT
Generally. - 10 the BRIDE"
Gilpin observer., 1911-01-12

Start the New Year right by sub
seribing for the Observer. $500 per.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
Hair Rats and PuHs Are Surely
Numbering the Glorious Hair
Of American Women.

Swissco, the great discovery quickly
stops falling hair and dandruff. witt the
first few applications, and starts a new
growth OF hair at once. The change In
the hair anc scalp condition 10 strikingly
noticeable In q few days time. You don't
have to sit around and walt Indefinitely
for results.
You can regain the youthfui color OF
your hair quickly with swissco without
dyeing or staining.
Prove It free by sending 10 cents TO
help pay postage and packing to swissco
Hair Remedy Company. 3s26 r. o.
Square. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Swissco IL sold by druggists and drug
departments everywhere at 80 cents and
500 a bottle.
For sale and recommended In New York
by all Riker and Hegeman stores. Hockey
Pharmacy, Greenhut- Siegel Cooper Co.,
IAN Street Store. Mays, simpson Craw-
ford Co: s. Albert, 116th at. and Lenox
av.; Gimbel Bros: A. Weiss, OF Wall st.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
CITY STILL HEALTHIER.
Death Rate Last Week Was the
Lowest on Record.

The Registrar of Records Of the De-
partment OF Health yesterday said :hs
city's death rate for last week-n.12 per
thousand-was the lowest on record
The lowest preceding rate was 1872. In
the week ending Nov. 3. 1910.
The greatest decrease noticeable was
IN the mortality from diarrhoeal dis
eases among children less than Ave
years old. The number fell about so
per cent. Scarlet fever. d%iphtheria,
Group. whooping cough, typhoid fever
and tuberculosis also showed fewer
deaths han in h corresponding period
last year.
In Queens Borough the death rate
was $40 per thousand. the lowest any
OF the boroughs ever has shown.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
TradeSpe0ple Cheat
NeW York Housewives
Daily, Mrs. Heath Says

housewife to be her own Inspector.
II wonder how many women in this
city know that there Is a law compell-
ing tradesmen to keep their goods In
side their storesT' asked Mrs. Heath.
1T is violated on every block where
there Is a butcher or a green grocer.
How many women have eyer seen
where and how their bread is baked?
Commissioners. Williams Is making an
EFFORT to clesV out bakery dives. Every
woman In New York ought to 20 to-
morrow and investigate the bakery she
~patronizes."
Il can'see how ONE nigh, raise the
standard In foods. but how could they
anect the prices?". 1 asked.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
Average Woman Here Is
! Worst Nictimized in the
World, She Declares,
and Plans League to
Enforce Laos.
By Marquette Mooers Marshall.

H{ The most cheated woman in the
Porld Is the New York housewife. Her
Daker. her butcher, her grocer. her
[S4undryman are In a tacit IL unspoken
alliance TO do her at every turn. she
~ Imposed on In regard to quantity,
euallty and price. And. at the last an
elysis, it's her own fault"
Thinking thus. Mrs. Julian Heath.
i president of the League for Home
Economics and Chairman OF the Home
Economics Committee for the city fed
eratlon OF women's clubs. has just
founded a brand new organization. II is
\ called the Housewives League. and II
expects to include In Its ranks all New
York women who are housekeepers. The
object will he the protection o: the
to secure pure food. honest weights
and lower prices.
But how viii you go about it?' I
asked Mrs. Heath yesterday at her
home, No. 8 West Ninety-first street.
THE personal effort OF the individual
IN will be our slogan" she replied.
"As Chairman OF the central committee
shah divide the city into Housewife
wards. Each will include an area about
ten blocks long and two blocks across.
In each ward I shall pick out one wom-
an to he organizer or leader. A solid
branch Of the league will be formed.
each member of which mas pledged her.
Seit to those three things:
~. Enforcement OF h laws
pertaining to the home, which are
already on the statute books.
(s). Investigation Of the allied
homs industries.
(3). Investigation a. TO the res.
son for the varied scale Of prices
= which obtains for similar articles
OF food n different parts OF the
city.
''This simply means" continued Mrs
Heath. that each woman must play
the role of the gentleman from Mis-
souri, with each OF her tradespeople,
She must personally call on her butcher,
her baker. her grocer. her landryman
and say to them: How do o weigh
my meat? How do you bake my
bread? How do you take care Of my
groceries? How do you my col
lars? II they refuse to answer. or II
their answers are not satisfactory. the
housewife must promptly take her trade
elsewhere. and. II necessary, report the
man to the proper authorities.
ECONOMIC CONDITIONS MENACE
TO HOMES.
"Unquestionably. present economic
conditions are a menace to the Ameri
The evening world., 1911-10-31
Has Found n SecdIcss and COrcless
Apple In Nevada.

An apple Il bearing seedless and
c%oreless fruit has been discovered at
Oxplne Creek. New, by e. s. Seager.
lie expects with the help of Luther
Burbank to propagate seedless apples,
something hitherto not accomplished.
The newly discovered tree Is seven years
old.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
seven Pairs OF Trousers and q
jag" Couldn't Keep Him Warm.

Although he had plenty of whiskey
on the inside snd seven pairs OF trousers
on the outside. Thomas Ffiac claimed
at Hammond. Ind. that he was still
cold.
He had plenty OF money, but told the
The evening world., 1911-10-31
Refused Ansesthctic and Watched
Cut Out Ills RIB.

Ferdinand Heyman, tw~enty-thrcs
years old, refused to take an macs
thetic and for forty-hve minutes was
on the operating table at Saginaw with
out losing consciousness. watching the
doctors work on hin.
T~hree-quarts of fluid were removed
from his RICH. lung and two n one
half inches OF the nth rib cut out.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
Ultraviolet Rays Used to Purify
Drinking Water.

Army surgeons are using ultraviolet
rays successfully for purifying drinking
water In the Philippines.
The rays kill all animal parasites and
destroy the bacterial causes Of disease.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
Famous student of ButtcrHies and
Moths Vow Hotel Porter.

Frederick Jordan. who was vice-presi-
dent OF the chronological Society OF
England until recently, and whose
hobby is the study OF butterflies and
moths, is working as a porter at the
Auditorium Hotel in Los Angeles.
He left England because his doctor
told him he must get a change OF ell
mate and heavy work. or ne would die.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
News Oddities

Judge he suffered so from cold no
wanted to be sent to jail for the winter.
so he could keep warm.
The evening world., 1911-10-31
REFUSE TO PAY MORE THAN
MARKET PRICE.

Every woman can refuse to buy from
the man who charges her more than
market prices for any commodity" said
Mrs. Heath. and by and by, when gu
league Is better organized. we can UNI
qu~estionably keep the market prices a,
a reasonable figure.
suppose. when sugar went up re-
Gently. that every housewife In New
York had refused to buy n pound until
It was put back where 1t belonged. Dc
you imagine the Sugar Trust would have
held out very long?
"1ut all b high cost Of living
cannot be iatd to the trusts. The
individual dealers, at least many
OF them, will charge all they can.
They have different prices wen
for different customers. It 10 vol
known that the Same cuts Of meat
vary from three to ssvsn cents .
pound in different parts OF the
city. and are often highest In the
nsighborhood whore the housewife
Of small income must shop.
III a woman does her ordering by tele
phone or leaves 1t to her maid or doesn'
keep up In the market quotations. there
are tradesmen who will cheat her on
OF her eye teeth. But why shout sh,
let them put 1t over her?
She mustn't even trust her laundry
man implicitly. Some laundries charg'
two cents for laundering a collar in Ger
tain localities and two and one-hal
cents In others. Yet they all go through
the same machines.
Public opinion Is feared more thar
fines. II a tradesman finds that he 1
actually losing custom and his custom
ers frankly give him their reasonS 70
leaving him. he will work out his owl
reform and do 1t quickly"
The Dickinson press., 1911-06-17
GREAT INDUSTRIAL SHOW
IS LOCATED AT BISMARCK

From the 10th of September until the
18th of October, 1911. Bismarck, the
capital city of the state, will throw
open her doors and keep open house dur
ing those twenty days, extending the
glad hand and a royal welcome to all
the world and his neighbor.
The occasion will be the first great
industrial exposition and show ever held
in the state. the location of which at
Bismarck has just been announced by
Commissioner of Agriculture W. G..
Gilbreath. and it goes without saying
that the capital city will do herself
proud in making the affair an epoch
making event in the history of North
Dakota.
The dominating idea of the exposition
will be North Dakota. her aericul-
tural, industrial, educational and artis-
tic development. These phases of tho
states present attainment in progress
and civilization will be presented by
AAAOQAAo VI ottAoSSAVO O1opidto VI Jul dkIl.
cultural and manufactured products,
supplemented by practical talks on these
subjects from men and women of
national reputation. Other orators and
publicists will talk illuminatingly on
educational and social subjects, the
whole constituting an interesting and
instructive presentation of North Dakota
as she is today. and as she wishes to be
considered by the world at large.
Twenty-Five different departments will
cover all tins ground thoroughly.
Amusements and entertainments of
various kinds will be provided to fill in
the time not taken no by the main
objects of the exposition. and there will
be no lack of vaudeville. moving
pictures and other attractions.
For twenty days Bismarck will surely
be moving. and the management guar
antees that something either Of al IN
~structive or entertaining character will
occupy every waking moment.
The Dickinson press., 1911-06-17
hEW HRApEc SCHOOL
HAS GOOD PROGRAM

Inc tnlrd annual program wa given
by the pupils of New Hradec school No.
], Sunday, June IL, under the direction
of Otto Kauer, the teacher. The enter
tainment was Given in the barn of Joe
Oukrop. eleven miles northwest of the
city. After the entertainment luncheon
was served by Mrs. Joe Oukrop, Mrs.
Albert Oukrop and Misses Anna and
Mary Burda and Minnie Mcdonald, and
dancing was engaged in until one
o'clock.
There was a big crowd in attendance
from the neighborhood. Those from
Dickinson were: Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
Petricka. MI. and Mrs. Charles Oukrop.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dominick wanna. Mr..
and Mrs. John Prchal. Mr.. and Mrs.
Albert Prchal, Mrs. J. C. Cartwright,
Misses Florence Dickinson. Mary Kuzi.
Marguerite Rudiselle, Bessie Tuna,
Rose Kaisershot and Emma Kostelecky,
and Laddy Vranna, Joe Vranna, Guy
Dickinson, H. L. Dickinson, Joe Krechy
and John Dybvick.
The following is the program:
Cowboy Drill and Songs. my Cowboy
Lady," Ida Ho" and PONY Boy
Seven girls and three boys.
Rainbow Drill and songs,
Four girls and three boys.
Sitter Drill and song,
Twelve girls.
Night Gown Drill and Song.
Four girls and three boys.
Coon Songs: abraham. Jefferson,
Washington, Lee and Belle of the
BARRIERS Ball."
Four boys and four girls.
Dialogue, THE Qaurrel"
Sylvia Oukrop and Milly Kaisershot.
Bohemian %recitations
Rosy Burda, Helen Burda, Robert
Burda, Frank Burda, Sylvia Oukrop,
Mile Kaisershot, Theodore Oukrop.
Dialogue, IA Mother Goose Comedy"
Sam Mcdonald, Frank Burda, Helen
Burda and Rosy Burda.
Old1OSuCs AuC Aduy ScCl1
Ida Oukrop, Julia Kaisershot, Theodore
Oukrop. Sylvia P~etricka.
Dialogue Three Fairy Gifts"
Julia Kaisershot. Mile Kaisershot,
Clara and Ida Oukrop. Otto and
Theodore Oukrop Helen, Burda.
Dialogue, Little Red Riding Hood"
Clara Oukrop little Red Riding
Hood Frank Burda (Wolf). Julia
Kaisershot (Fairy Queen), Katy
:. Hecker, Katy Metz. Sylvia Oukrop,
Rosy Burda, Barba Metz. Mile
Kaisershot [Fairies). Sylvia Petricka
(mother), Sam Mcdonald (woodsman).
Monkey drill and songs in monkey
costumes and masks. Down in
Jungle Town" Monkey Doodle
Dandy" Monkey land and ''Mov-
ing Day in Jungle Town."
Nine girls and boys.
Dialogue, IA Cause for a Divorce, =
with characters
Charley Burda. Mary Burda, Anna
Burda and Otto Kauer.-
The Dickinson press., 1911-06-17

Whooping cough is not dangerous
when the cough is kept loose and
e~xpectorstion easy by giving Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy. It has been used
in many epidemics Of this disease with
perfect success. For sale BY all
The Dickinson press., 1911-06-17

The uniform success that has attended
the use of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy has made it a
favorite everywhere. 1t can always be
depended upon. For sale by all
Druggists.