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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
SynonymS,

The French Canadian always has trouble with the aspirate "th." At a debating club in the Province of Que bee members were required to draw a slip from hat and debate upon the subject they received. A young countryman arose.
 "I have drew the word bat I must told you dere is two, tree different kind of bat. Dere is de bat wot you play de baseball wit, de bat wot fly in de air at night and also de bat where you take de swim" Success Maga- zine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Hardly as Bad as That.

The boy whose business it was to answer the telephone rushed into the room of the senior partner.
 Just got message saying that your house is on fire," he said.
 Dear Me-" returned the senior partner, in a bewildered sort of way. "1 knew my wife was pretty hot about something when I left home this morning, but l didn't think it was so bad as to set the house on fire!"- Stray Stories.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Literary Criticism.

They were discussing a certain au- thoress at dinner, and a well-known critic raised laugh by remarking: Well, her hairs red, even if her books are not ''
 The mild young man in the corner made a mental note of the sally for fu- ture use, and at another party shortly afterward he carefully guided the con versation into literary channels, Tit Bits informs it's readers. Fortunately, some one mentioned the desired name, and he triumphantly cried out: Well, she's got red hair, even if her books haven't!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
More English Humor.

The first night Walter Kelly, known to vaudeville as the "Virginai Judge" walked up the Strand he complained to his English companion that the fa- nous street in London was dark at nine o'clock. Why" said he, "at this hour Broadway is as bright as day. There is one sign alone, The Chariot Race in which there are 50- 900 electric lights But I say, old top" said his English friend, wouldn't that be rather conspicu- ous."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

cen weeks prior to taking Doan's Kidney Pills, I was confined to bed practically helpless. They made me eel like new woman and soon was loing my work the same as ever."
 When Your Back Is Lame, Re- member the Name-DOAN'S." soc a Jox at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,, }uffalo. N Y
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Hours for children's study and for meals should be regulated. Sufficient time should be allowed before each meal to per init children to wash and prepare them selves comfortably, without going to the table excited by hurry. And they should be required to remain at the table through out fixed time, never being allowed to swallow their food hastily in order to com plete an unfinished task or game. An in- terval of half an hour or more should in- tervene after meals for recreation. in order that digestion may be well under way be- fore any mental exertion is required.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Unfortunate.

I had to quit my profession on ac- count of my health.
 Lady-But you look rugged. What was your profession.
 Tyre Dout-Dat's just it, lady. I was too rugged. I was ventriloquist, an good one, lady. an my voice got so strong I couldn't throw it.-Har- per's Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Now that so much has been done fo

Now that so much has been done for people suffering from tuberculosis and other sickness it seems to me about time to do something for people suffering from nervous prostration.
 Such people cannot stand positions where there is much haste, many people or unpleasant superiors.
 Positions where they are left to them- selves are most suitable for them, like driving laundry wagon or doing some manual work where they are paid by the piece, or some simple accounting where they can work for themselves.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
TAKE A DOSE OF ED X Ssl GDe e ESs THE BEST MEDICINE ~-| for CoUC HIS q COLES
The Facetious Farmer.

'T am an actor out of work Can you give me employment on your farm?"
 q can. But a day on a farm is no 20-minute sketch"
 q understand that"
 All right Wonder is your room When you hear a horn toot about a. m that's your cue"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

ties, follow the ad- vice of Mrs. H. s. Woods, 619 11th St., Aurora, Nehr. Says Mrs. Woods:
 T was in a criti- cal condition. My feet and ankles were so swollen with dropsy, I could not wear my shoes. Four
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Deciding on Right Kind of
 Husband

fly the ointment and of the benefits and bargain accordingly
 Money very insignificant part of the formula happ eckoned conjunction with the big primal hat go o make up her existence
 her from prospective buyer another herself the right her happiness self wit the splendid generosity of great nature.
 Of suchar the erealm mothers of the
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
T orture.

'T wonder how Tantalus felt" said the student of the classics.
 Probably" replied Colonel Stilwell, Hike a thirsty Maine man listening to the election returns"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Whom shall the girl marry-the young man with muscle or the old man with money?
 The question involves the matter of temperament There is the woman who has little more emotion in her makeup than the average sack of four She lives for her personal well being, aided and brought about by material comforts. To her marriage is little more than the enter ing into contract whereby she will gain more of the worlds goods than at present she is blessed with The fact that it en- tails the performance of few unpleasant
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

All the world may be a stage, but unfortunately we can't always hear the prompter q
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Mrs. Wfnsow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething. softens the gums, reduces indammar
 tion, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Tramp Turned Down. "I haven't a place to lay my head Well, you cant leave it here.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
A SERIOUS ERROR.

Many case of kidney disease has proven fatal because the symptoms were not recognized. If you suffer with backache or bladder irregular
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Cure for People With Bad Nerves
By W. c. ELLISON

Maybe there weodo people who have themselves experience with this ant and would like help others
 It would them anything but trouble gets job that suits him he get along all right
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
A Jolt to Romance.

Hubby, you have lock of my hair. haven't you?"
 Next my heart"
 See If you can match it in some puffs when you go downtown"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
CHRISTMAS POST CARDS FREE

est Gold Embossed Christmas and New Year Post Cards; beautiful colors and loveliest designs
 Art Post Card Club, 7S Jackson St, Topeka. Kansas
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Red Cross Ball Blue, much better, goes farther than liquid blue. Get from any grocer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
FADEIES ID sa ss 49ns T
Involuntary,


 Photographer-Say Pardon me! But that's the third time you've GOV cred your face with your handkerchief just as 1 was ready.
 Subject-I know, but can't help it. I've been indicted a good deal lately, and I got the habit trying to dodge newspaper photographers Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

We always respect the opinions of . man who keeps them to himself
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Some people never go ahead be- cause they wait too long to make sure they are right.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Too many homes have all the mod ern conveniences
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up 40 years ago. They regulate and invvig- crate stomach, liver and bowels Sugar coated tiny granules.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

Smile on wash day. That's when you use Red Cross Ball Blue. Clothes winter than snow. All grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

The one way to help a worthless man along is to administer swift kick in the proper place.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

fur coat
 After she had heard the woman's story and called her mother to attend to her comfort she watched vision in costly furs and billowy plumes carry her poodle across little snowdrift and hug him to her pretty self. This gave her another turn.
 When she reached the office, she didn't nope. She only reveled in her ability to do the chiefs spondence unaided and reckoned that if fortune smiled her in the shape of real rich husband she would give of her time to paupers than to poodes.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

important to Mothers
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it sisss'sra asa5s 'es of ZzHAzzz7x In Use For Over 30 Years.
 Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03
Girl
 Moper
Ought to
 Bring Herself
 Back to Earth
By BLANCHE BRUCE

TAT poor girl moper who goes around wedgng wormwood into your views because Miss Gd born with gold spoon in her mouth and you weren't because the general divine scheme of things has queed you from way back because darling of fortune carry around poode while you must bills and order booksthat moper ought to bring herself to task before she goes the ash heap under the tube roses
 The "Brushwood Boy' and "Wilam the Conqueror, two
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-03

fame their author best relish for work lost it through The main people in these all keen the of their facilities Some of them love their work first and their sweethears afterwards
 Then that delightful the faithful and conscientious Jane Eyre and that uplifting which Maggie Fuver who has the things she would wonderful gift for seacfce
 And books quite cheering and instructive to the worker Dickens novels which always taken the heart of work houses all industries and brought next people who things with like ourselves
 The best from mistaken views to read those others still another for the girl mop who suffers with decrept standpoint.
 stenoaph who used because she wasn't the and who had head that wouldn't maeaze morning haffrozen with little children accoed left the apart men of her mother herself well against the wind
The evening times., 1911-08-22
PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICANS
VIII Meet at Fargo on THURSDAY, Aug.
ust "a, For State Convention
Official Notice Issued

The following Official notice Of the
progressive Republican meeting at
Fargo Thursday. August q. has been
Issued by Secretary Fred ]. Traynor
Devils Lake.
A progressive Republican meeting
Is called for 10 a. NJ, August "a, 1911,
et the Hotel Gardner, Fargo, n. D.
This meeting is primarily a meeting
q the executive committee and Off
Gers OF the State Progressive Repub-
lican league which is branch OF the
National Progressive Republican
league. but progressive Republicans
generally will be welcome at the
meeting and are hereby invited to at
tend and participate in the delibera-
tons of this meeting.
The executive committee consists
of one member from each of the ju-
dicial districts of the state and the
personnel Of the committee is as fol-
lows: A. o. Anderson, Grand Forks;
Victor WARDROBE, Leeds; a. T. Kraa-
bel. Clifford; H. K. Pennington. Mil
nor; Harry n. Tucker, Courtenay
Ralph Ward, Garrison: C. l. Lind
strom, Langdon; R. A. Nestos, Mi
not; E. L. Garden. Souris; John Keo-
hane. Beach: George FAIRIES, Willis
ton: Walter Parkin. Mandan. And
the officers of the league are as fol-
lows: President, A. H. Hanson. Far
The evening times., 1911-08-22
BULLETIN ON DAIRY HERDS
That Subject Is Dealt With By Agri.
cultural College Probers Into
Farm Problems

"Dairs Herd Records is ,h= title
OF bulletin No 81, NoTla Dakota ex-
pertinent station. II takes up studies
in cost Of producing milk and butter
fat, individual types Of cows and in
dividual feed requirements Of cows.
The results reported were secured
with the dairy herd al tie agricui,u-
raj college and includes the years
1904 to 1910 inclusive The Cos, Of
feed per COW per year varied from
s22.S6 to s.s.7s. milk production IRON
1888 pounds 10 31s.S pounds, net
profit from s25.9s TO $S476: cos, of
butter fat per pound from 1873 10 lS4
cents. Complete data is given of the
milk produced. of the amounts and
kinds of feed fed.
The authors are Professors j. H.
Shepperd and ". B. Richards.
The evening times., 1911-08-22

go; first vice president, :. B. Cox,
Valley City; second vice president.
Thomas Hall. Bismarck: treasurer,
4. y. Johnson. Lank:n: secretary,
Fred ]. Trayno-, Devils Lake
=. this meeting the executive CON-
.,1!rtee will De organized FOR active
WORK Tor the purpose Q: spreading the
gospel OF progressive Repaoiicanism
in the state and ways and means 10
effect this purpose discussed This
meeting is not = the interest ot any
candidate or SET Of candida.Es and is
not for the purpose CT advocating the
candidacy Of any person CT SET OF per-
sons for Office.
Dated Devils Lake, y. D., Aug. q.
1911.
Fred ]. Trarno-,
Secretary
The evening times., 1911-08-22

interest TO the ladies. Thrilling, in
,eresring and mighty instructive.
4 s,ory OF lite's JOYS and sorrows
So blended as 10 produce PROFOUND
moral effect On the minds OF all. who
hear it.
You vii; BE- shown exactly how
2.0tat desperate criminals are handled
n the famous old Joliet prison, built
il 1858
al this is connected with the regu-
Lar program.
Don, forget the dates, today and
Wednesday al the Unique.
The evening times., 1911-08-22
SOME BUILDING OPERATIONS
More or Less Activity Still Evident in
Various Sections of the
State.

Reports from various sections of the
state indicate that the building ac-
tivity continues unabated. There are
gcodly number of substantial build
ings being erected that will add ma
terially to the several cities in which
they are located. Among the reports
on work are the following:
Two new frame school houses are
to be constructed in the vicinity of
Beach
At Buford the contract is soon to
be let for new school house.
At Chaseley two new school houses
are to be erected. They are to be of
frame.
Conway is to have heating plant
installed in its school house.
Eight new frame school houses are
to be erected in and about the town of
Schafer in the Sentinel Butte dis
trict. They are to build six more.
At Warwick bids are to be re-
ceived for the erection of school
house.
3. ". Stuart is erecting new ware
house near his store at Hurdsfield.
A H. Hetzler is erecting a store
building two miles north of Maxwell.
The Thorpe Elevator company is
thinking seriously of erecting an ele-
vator at the town of Sentinel Butte.
A new Presbyterian church is in
point of construction for the congre-
cation at Ambrose.
Miss Augusta Kalinowsh is about
to erect several houses on her lots at
Crary.
DR.. 8. A. Zimmerman has let the
construction for his magnificent new
home at Valley City.
e. Watts has begun the erection of
free public library for the town of
Leonard to cost about $1,000.
Wahpeton is to levy tax for a
| court house, which will be erected in
that city.
The contract for the new tubercu-
| losis hospital at Dunseith is soon to
be let to the lowest responsible bid
| der.
| A farmers elevator is to be erected
at the town Of Hun. and the Farmers
Elevator company at New Rockford
The evening times., 1911-08-22
Behind the Bars in Joliet

An interesting illustrated lecture
by William Morley at tie Unique
trea1sr.
This lecture has been given In
number OF the large vaudeville the
a1sFs in the east and ia highly recon-
nended 70 us by pleased managers.
/, is illustrated with great number
OF pictures. showing amongst other
features, the dungeon cell, solitary
confinement stall. Beriiiion measure
ment system, factories dining room,
Major NcLaury, warden, also Nrs.
Cassie L. Chadwick, the worlds most
famous prisoner, Mrs. CoIoist, wife Of
a millionaire, serving a thirty year
sentence for the slaying ct her for
mer sweetheart which will be Of great
The evening times., 1911-08-22
TO Use ELECTRICITY
Wire Will he Strung TO Farm to Fur
niSh Power for Motor.

J. D. Bacon. owner OF the Lilac
Hedge farm. is planning on installing
electric nosors 10 take the place Of
Ia-esnins engines. Az electric linz
vii! De run from the fair grounds TO
the farm 20 furnish the power for the
motors. Ar. Bacon is probably the
first il the state TO contemplate US
ing an electric motor IN place of
steam or gasoline engines TO, motive
power in -arssaing. He will also use
the current for cutting snzilage and
for other purposes Is well.
The evening times., 1911-08-22
-FORX- Is READY.
First High School Annual Has Been
Finished.

The "Fo-1." ,h+ arst annual 20 De
published D. rl= Grand Forks high
school. is uow ready :o- publication.
after number CT 6siays Il is yer!
"el =d:-ed book aod Ess -uch ma-
,=r:al ot interest Tot only % Ihs pres
eot members OF the high school
classes. bu- 70 th= Old graduates of
the city institution ss !. nss. besides
present day class Histories, bu. e gen
e-sl Synopsis oE the growth OF tie
school since i was established.
The evening times., 1911-08-22
Loss of Time Means Loss OF Pay.

Kidney trouble and the ills it breeds
means los. tine and lost pay TO many
z working man. II. Balent. 1914 Lit
tie Penna ST, S1reator, Ill.,, was SO
bad from kidney and bladder trouble
that be could not work, but he says:
I took Foley Kidney Pills for only
short time and got entirely we'll and
was soon able 20 go back to work. and
an feeling well and healthier than
before" Foley Kidney Pills are tonic
IN action, quick in results-a good
friend to the working man or woman
who suffers from kidney ills. Nc
Gra,h's Pharmacy.
The evening times., 1911-08-22

stock company of $4,000 capital for
the erection of elevators in the vicin-
ity of Warwick. The company will
be known as the Equity Elevator and
Trading company.
The town of Michigan is to have
an opera house which will cost about
$4,000.
The evening times., 1911-08-22

has begun the erection of 10000
bushel elevator at New Rockford.
Ed L. Saxton is going to erect a
10000 bushel elevator at Upham, and
the farmers in the neighborhood of
the new town of Luvere on the Great
Northern road just east of Sheyenne.
will erect an elevator that will have
a capacity Of $4,000 bushels.
j. E. Langley & Co, have arranged
The evening times., 1911-08-22
COMMITTEES ARE BUSY
Trades and Labor Council Making Bic
Preparations For Labor Day

The sports committee OF the
Trades and Labor council composed
CT Frank Lehman, chairman n. C..
Cooper and Mr.. Tuttle are preparing
an elaborate program for the Labor
day picnic of the council. The reports
program will be composed of novelty
races Of all kinds and good athletic
The evening times., 1911-08-22

sports. Two of the CRY league base
bail teams have ossn secured and will
play gang e. Riverside park. The
genera. committee !s also planning
OF holding big dance 4 Ils eveaing.
The evening times., 1911-08-22

Ultimately, you are expected to pay
for about everything you get free.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-05-26
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-05-26
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-05-26

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