The Cairo bulletin., 1911-07-17
ROMANCE
AND RATS
BY M. QUAD
BY NJ. QUAD
Copyright, 1911, by Associated LIT
erary Press.


on the east right after breakfast one
morning and said to the Widow Glenn
aged thirty FIVE:
Mrs. Glenn, broke my hoe last
night, and If your hired man isn't so
in, to use yours today I'd like 10 Dor
row It,"
You can have IT and welcome" was
the reply.
"How's the sick cow?"
Much better"
Find that lost hog yet?"
NO"
See here, widow. I've been thinking
that you and me had better get mar
ried."
The widow was on the back steps
and was about to shake the tablecloth
She looked ut the man for half a min
ute and then shook and folded the
cloth, and with ii on her arm she re
Piled:
"Oh, you have, eh? Well, hadn't
thought word about it,"
But Pm asking you TO think now"
John Henderson, you don't know
beans! Did you ever hear Of woman
being asked to marry at this hour in
the morning."
You was looking so mighty purity
that the words slipped out" explained
John Just let it go till next time"
One day two or three weeks later
the widow started in to make soft soap.
There was a fire outdoors with big
kettle over it. and she had on an old
dress and her hair had fallen down
and her face was smoked and smudged
She was stirring up the contents of the
kettle with broom handle when John
Henderson arrived. He had a packet
In his hand, and rs he laid it down he
said:
That's horseradish, suntiower seeds
and dried calves liver grated up and
mixed together. They say it's sure
thing to keep rheumatism away. Max
ing soft soap, eh:"
Yes"
II was noticing yesterday that the
later bugs was a-getting quite plenty"
Il guess they are
"Widow Glenn. mebbe you remember
what was speaking to you about the
other dayT
There you go again. she exclaimed
which she was seated. Maybe l re-
member! Good lands, but do you think
woman forgets proposal of mar
rage In two weeksY'
But this is busy time o. year, you
know"
And you come here and find me In
my old buds and making soft soap, and
you talk about horseradish and ia
ter bugs and then bring in matrimony!
Don't you know that woman wants
a little romance at a time like that?'
But how's she going to get ity'
Not by talking about later bugs,
you may be sure
Farmer Henderson had something TO
occupy his mind for the next few days.
He was puzzling over romance.
The soft soap had been made and
stored down cellar, when the Widow
Glenn put on her white dress one day
and strolied In the meadow to gather
daisies. She did look real sweet, and
she knew II, and she knew that Farm
er Henderson would say so IL he was
there. Like the wind, she blew where
she listed That's the reason she blew
on to bumblebees' nest, and the first
thing she knew she was being stung In
three or four places. She made for
the house, but got dozen stings be-
fore she reached 1t and fell down
twice climbing over the fence Half
an hour after the hired girl had got
her to bed and was applying poultices
Farmer Henderson showed up. He
had heard of the catastrophe and had
come to express his sympathy, also
10 ask the widow II she had thought
things over and come to decision.
The message was taken to her and her
reply returned. That reply was.
"Tell John Henderson not to come
here again until he gets over being a
fool"
The Widow Glenn had an old barn
on her place. 1t had not been in use
for several years, and at length she de.
cided to have 1t torn down. She was
woman who bossed things, and one
day she went out to inspect the old
structure and see what use the boards
and beams could be turned to. She
was looking about ON the inside when
she heard squeals and found score Of
rats surrounding her. She could have
gained the door. but in her sudden
fright she made for the ladder leading
up where the hay used to be stored.
In d minute she was safe from the
rodents, but she was also q prisoner.
Fifty big and hungry rats frisked and
squealed for her to come down and be
eaten alive. There were cries for help,
but they were unheard for a long half
hour. Then Farmer Henderson came
sauntering along and looked into thu
barn.
"Oh, John, the rats-the ratsw called
the woman.
Yes, see,' he replied. Widow, ]
have called TO say that IL you must
have romance in this thing we can't
never be married. can't manage the
romance"
But you can, John; you can! It's
right here"