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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07
WORTH KNOWING



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may require several ap2iieasiSAS ov'
fore the work IS done PerseFefe'
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suits as To SPENCE them with tle ''''.
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thoroughly Soaeo over WIN ammonia
nd water, are SURPRISINGLY ftstoreu
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Tess, When ali&ei win "ill'e WAY
nd tur&ehtiAe II makes the pest 81
dishes Tor the OCT. 10 reileVe tue
am ana prevent the Inflammation re-
iuItsng from the pres ana Sllhss OF
summer insects amonla RANKS hrSt ~
cure
For S,eepiessness'
a very prominent man Ill Nof'n
aroma VINO Tor years haa SUFFERED
from insomnia happened one hlght 10
gay Eoadiy numnef OF freshly roaS''
oil peanuts, ana TO MS great surprise
lound ne could tnen sleep soandlF
For the rest OF MS natnrai NE ne
vent about prescribing peanuts lor
sleeplessness. lis well-knoWn facF
that the lower animals VIII not sleep
AZ night unless they are fed, and tha1
infants usually tail asleep immediate
ly alter nursing. Inc explanation ~
simple me process OF digestion SCI
UP IN the stomach calls the blood from
the head to that organ TO assist IN the
process and so relieves the pres
sure OF blood on the braln-the cause
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07

Semple--,lohnson has trained his cat
TO climb a brick wall Nistor--Oh,
that's no stunt! I've trained my ivy
to do that's Detroit News.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07

Tickets will be sold for REGU-
AR TRAINS leaving Cairo las a.
N. and 1880 p, m, June 18th ana
will be good for return on any regu-
ar train leaving ST. Louis up 10 and
inc uding Monday, June 10Th. j. RI.
JONES, Ticket Agent, Central Union
Station, Cairo, ILL.,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07

All skill ought 10 he exerted FOR
uniyh~ rN,A .1ohnScn
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07

The Bulletin Is on sale at the fol
lowing places;
Coleman's, 7o2 Commercial Avenue
Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07
AMUSEM ENTS:

National League Base Bal games,
Cardinals VS.. New York Giants.
Belmar Garden: Geo. Thatcher In
George Washington, Jr.
Forest Park Highlands: The Big
Place on the Hill. Everything new.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-06-07

GU. I'D the Laundross
Why are laundry women the most
forgIving Of their sex? Because the
more cuffs you give them the more
they viii do for you.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
TUESDAY, DEC. 5, 1911.
GET THE CROOKS.

It's up to Chief Bowers and his as
sistants to round up the man or men
who have been committing so many
petty robberies in the city. The
crimes have been so frequent and so
bold that many Of the women and some
Of the men are becoming seriously
frightened. Many householders are
keeping shot guns, rifles and revolyers
heavily loaded and at convenient
places for prompt use.
One of the most likely results viii be
the killing through mistake of some
entirely innocent man.
Fargo has no more criminals than
any other city it's size-but IL must be
admitted some Of them have been un-
usually active during the past two
weeks. None of the crimes have been
particularly grave but they are of suf-
feient seriousness to stir the police to
a greater effort.
Ordinarily Fargo is an orderly city.
Chief Bowers should see that it's repu-
tation in this respect is maintained.
The crooks must either be captured or
driven out.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
PUBLIC HEALTH BILL.

There are many excellent features
in the bill of Senator Owens of Okla
homa to establish department of pub
lie health. IL is unfortunate that so
much sntagonism against the measure
has been aroused. The chief opposi-
tion is because Of the fear that some
particular school of medicine will gain
control and use the department to the
detriment of the other systems.
Fargoans-like the people elsewhere
in the country-are greatly interested
in the movement. They see much ben
efit from the bill If the measure,
however, is to create a row between
followers Of the different schools of
medicine, alleged and otherwise, many
people will hope for the defeat Of the
plan.
The advocates Of the measure in
sist that fear of a monopoly in the
healing art is iIl-founded. 1t is point
ed out that the beneficial effects of the
law will be from what it viii accom- :
plish along sanitary and preventive
lines-not through the methods to be
used to cure ills.
The advantages Of inspection by
trained health officers are lauded-and
rightly.
The opponents of the measure have
organized and are making a great out
cry for medical freedom. They insist
the people should have the right to
hire the kind of doctor they wish
without federal interference. Under
the provisions of the owen bin 1t Is
difficult to see where these rights are
In any way abridged.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
Our Hash Symposium.

Patience" writes: FOR several.
weeks poor little dog with a can
tied to his caudal appendage hung
around the kitchen door at our board
ing house and has now disappeared.
There is some speculation among the
boarders as TO his whereabouts. OF
course. / don't mean to cast any in
situations, at all. but that dog cer-
tainly had pathetic look. Coming
events cast their shadows before them,
and the shadow Of great grief certainly
DER spread the features of that faith
full canine. Did he have premonition
that his young life was soon to end?
The boarders would give great deal
to see that dog alive, and well right
now. and not for purely sentimental
reason either
Biscuit Shooter says: Say. hon.
est to goodness. the things / could tell
about the way the hash was made at
the last boarding house where work
ed would fill a book that would make
Websters Unabridged Dictionary look
like vest pocket almanac. Honest /
saw (the remainder OF the letter Is
suppressed.1
Young Man writes: There Is
never the slightest doubt about what
we are going to get to eat at our
boarding place. 1t comes under vari~
Gus aliases, but 1t always tastes the
Y
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05

The soapbox statesmen down to the
grocery store have started in to dis
cuss the 1912 presidential situation,
and 1t begins to look as though 1912
would be an off year for farm work.
Red flannel underwear ain't so much
of sign Of aristocracy as 1T was back
in pioneer days of the lumber indus
try.
There ain't nobody who is such a
bore as the feller who has been to New
York once and only once.
There is no woman theatre fend
who will brag that she saw "Uncle
Toms Cabin" with the original cast.
One of the best ways know of to
get hard cider quick is to set it out
doors and let 1t freeze. Then you kin
make II so hard you have to break it
off with an ak and eat 1t like molasses
candy.
There amt no one armed restaur-
ants pumpkin pie like mother used to
make.
You kin always tell a restaurant
boarder when he gets to banquet, fer
he always wipes off his plate with his
napkin, and never takes the top piece
of bread off'n the pile.
/ One of the most embarrassin' things
in this world is an engagement ring
that begins to turn green after she has
had 1t week or two.
Outside of sending high rollin'. kid
to college. about the surest way to die
poor is to start in bein'' 'good feller''
yourself.
1t is hard to do some people favor
and keep their respect.
There are more people writin' poetry
than there are people readin' it.
No man can truthfully say that he
has experienced all the pleasures of
this life until he has tried to run a
six column newspaper in one-column
town. Most OF US have.
There are two kinds Of men who
don't know anything about women, snd
| they are the married men and the sin
| gle men.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
MISSIONARIES IN CHINA.

WI Ting Fang-rormerly Chinese
ambassador to Washington and now
the head of the foreign Office OF the
revolutionary government in China
has urgently and repeatedly requested
the representatives of foreign govern
ments to get their citizens out of those
cities where there is certain to be Sc
we're sighting. Representatives of both
the imperial government and the rev.
olutionists have repeatedly begged
that all missionaries be withdrawn
from the seat of the present troubles.
In instances their advice has
been needed. but in many cases the
missionaries elect to stay at their
posts and take their chances.
II there are mischances to the mis-
sionaries and other foreign residents
under present circumstances in Chi
matt would be hard TO hold either the
imperial government or the revolu-
tionists responsible, The country is
engaged in a civil war. Like most
civil wars, it has the vindictive brutal
ity Of a family quarrel. Both sides
have endeavored in every possible way
to avoid injuring the persons or prop
erty of foreigners sojourning in the
country-because both are keenly de-
sirous of avoiding any complications
with foreign powers which would offel
an excuse for Intervention.
But in times of civil war. when th'
civil authority is for the moment sub,
verted, it is impossible to restrain tn,
criminal element. Civil wars affor,
the opportunity for bandits of all de
scriptions. There are certain to b
outrages upon foreign missionaries
whose presence in the country at an,
time is necessarily distasteful to tn
great mass of the people.
Ordinary common sense would di
rect the immediate withdrawal of ev
cry missionary in China--at least fror
all the regions where civil war is wag
ing at the present time But, accord
ing to the present outlook, commo
sense will not prevail.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05

steam engine-but In this age or cleo
trical illumination he is almost for
gotten. James Hargreaves. the invent
or Of the spinning jenny, and Sir Rich
ard Arkwright, inventor OF the cotton
spinning frame and the first to employ
machinery in. textile MANUFACTURES. are
unfamiliar names in spite OF the fact
that the great cotton mill was made
possible through their work.
william Thomas Green Morton, the
discoverer OF the anaesthetic proper
ties of ether, was one OF the. worlds
greatest benefactors. His work was
of such a nature that his name is not
widely heralded. David Mushet de-
vised method or assayrng iron ore
and invented methods used in the
manufacture OF steel. James B. Neil.
son was a Scotchman who lived from
1892 until 1855 and invented the use
OF the hot blast in smelling furnaces.
William SyInington built the first prac-
teal steamboat in 1902. and was also
fellow countryman OF Mr.. Carnegie.
Mr.. Carnegie's love of peace doubt
less barred Julius Caesar, George
Washington and many other notables
who might be included in list of this
nature. 1t is barely possible that the
memory of San Juan Hill and other
bloody battles barred Colonel Roose-
welt from a niche in the steel kings
gallery Of great ones.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05


- posed o them" said daddy. ~
had nestled down for their bedtime story ana
listening with wide eyes
befrnded unfortunate cat
Tom the pet Of the household The Browns had two
allowed ny about for hour DAY
closed Their dog Buster was tied up most OF the
the whenever and wherever ne
soft
sced be would jump up to
little
dainuy dip first then the other
After that he would polish OF his
face and whole body scrubhing
washed himself
nwenton O the could in the
starved looking along
tell
a very thirsty.
Mercy, ,exclam a arev
look dirty and Ill kept
after would feel
had homA but folks
with been wandeer
and too fur
heartw porch viii
finds some milk left drink cold milk
drinking the milk What
and the milk
shed had and the stray sat and cleaned bis scd
At time Tom called him to share his meal
and the children saw how hungry be they ssv the stranger little
himself sleep IN Soon he sleek ana
fat return for their kindness began @ make war On the rats ana
much
little y his and hard work made himself pcpuar
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05

new, that the chimney has no circula-
ton, the crate clogs, the hot water
tank leaks, the firepot is cracked. the
registers are too close to the floor, we
have been building the fire too near
the top OF the furnace. we use the
wrong kind of coal. the front draft
doesn't work. the check draft leaves a
hole large enough to throw a cat
through. The shaker is too crooked,
the damper in the pipe binds, the front
door hinges squeak, we use a long
handled shovel when we should use a
short one, and the patent on the fur
mace has expired. He omitted to mem
tion that our grandfather was once ar
rested for stealing a horse or that our
uncle eloped with a manicure person
But he mentioned everything else that
is the matter with our furnace. He
was a perfect gentleman about it all,
too. II any of the brothers or sisters
have any doubt as to what is the mat
ter with their furnaces they should
send for furnace man and he will tell
them every symptom down to ringbone
and SPAWN
Miss Amaryllis writes as follows:
why is furnace like some husbands? /?
Answer. Because it goes out at night.
Ha, hal"
Shame on you. Behave yourself, fair
but frivolous maid! What's your tele-
phone number? A good many Of the
members Of our furnace club would
like to know.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
cARNEcIE's HALL OF FAME.


Who are the twenty greatest men
the world has produced?
Andrew Carnegie recently submitted
p list to an interviewer in New York.
His list contained nobody who lived
before Johannes Gutenberg. the in
ventor of printing. This distinguished
German was born in 14OO and breathed
his last in 1863.
Two men now living, Alexander
Graham Bell and Thomas A. Edison,
are included in the list. Theodore
Roosevelt isn't among the immortal
twenty.
Here is the list: William Shakes
peare, Edward Jenner, James B. Neil
son, Abraham Lincoln, Robert Burns,
Johannes Gutenberg. Thomas A. Edi-
son, Sir William siemens, sir Henry
Bessemer, Christopher Columbus,
James Watt, Alexander Graham Bell
Dir Richard Arkwright. Benjamin
Franklin, William Murdock. James
Hargreaves, George Stephenson, VIII
liam Thomas Green Morton, David
Mushst and William symington.
Statesmen get small consideration
from Mr.. Carnegie. Abraham Lincoln
and BENJAMIN Franklin are the only
ones admitted into the limited circle
Literary men fare no better. Shakes.
peare and Burns are the only ones rec.
ognized by the great giver Of libraries
Scientists and inventors score heav,
Ily with Mr.. Carnegie. and quite natur.
ally--when his life association will
steel and its dependent industries il
considered
Many of the names In the Carnegi
twenty are not familiar to present da.
readers. Edward Jenner, the discover
err Of vaccination for smallpox. for ex
ample. has almost been forgotten. 81
william Siemens, who died in 1ss:
was one Of the greatest physicists an
engineers the world ever produced n
made many wonderful discoveries i
the world of electricity but his nam
il not often seen in print.
william Murdock made the firs
practical use Of gas for illuninstin
purposes and devised the osciliatin
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
.OLTlc.ALY
MEk5 MD M1ZE

MayviIle Tribune: Regardless of the
shifts in the gubernatorial kaleido-
scope. the widespread opinion still
prevails that Hon. L. b. Hanna is the
most likely winner. both for the nomi-
nation and election, and will be the
next governor of North Dakota.
Berlin Record: We wish that the
newspaper brethren would cut out the
knocking on the rival candidates for
governor. Both Hanna and Buchanan
are good men and any republican can
conscientiously support either of them.
So what is the use of preparing for
the big feast of crow later. Lets have
a hard open fight and then everybody
get in and help elect the successful one.
Williston Graphic; Here are a few
reasons why we should support L. B.
Hanna for governor Of North Dakota:
First-Because he is republican.
Second-His business ability guar
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
HARMON TO SPEAK
TO GRAIN GROWERS
OHIO GOVERNOR HAS BEEN ADD
ED TO LIST or PROMINENT
SPEAKERS ON PROGRAMME OF
GRAIN GROWERS CONVENTION
WILL SPEAK ON TAXATION

GOV Judson Harmon OF Ohio has
been added to the list of prominent
sneakers on the programme of the big
Tri state Grain Growers convention
which will be held in Fargo Jan. 16 to
10 next. The subject of the buckeye
executive ON that occasion to the farm
ers and grain growers Of the north
west win be Taxation Laws.
Word was received in the city last
night of the acceptance Of Governor
Harmon for speech at the convention.
In no way will his appearance here on
that occasion have any political sig
nifcance as President Worst Of the
convention and Professor HoverStad,
who has the programme in charge,
made II plain before the invitation was
extended that it should not be an OPP
portunity for the democratic presiden-
tial candidate to make any political
speech here.
It has been felt that the taxation
laws of Ohio are of such a high order
and largely through the instrumental
ity of Governor Harmon. that it would
be a good thing for the governor to ad-
dress the farmers of North Dakota
and the northwest on the same sub
ject and tell them how 70 frame such
statutes in the flickertaii state.
Just what day Governor Harmon's
address will take place has not yet
been definitely settled and will prob
ably be announced later
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
THE pocToR's QUESTION.
Much sickness Due to Bowel Disorder

Much Sickness Due to Bowel Disorders.
A doctors first question when con-
suited by patient is, Are yoar
bowels regular?" He knows that 9S
per cent of illness Is attended with in
active bowels and torpid liver, and
that this condition must be removed
gently and thoroughly before health
can be restored.
Rexall Orderlies are positive,
pleasant. and safe remedy for constt-
patton and bowel disorders in general.
We are so certain of their great cura
tive value that we promise to return
the purchasers money in every case
when they fail to produce entire salts
faction.
Rexall Orderlies are eaten like
candy, they act quietly, and aid in pro-
ducing q soothing, strengthening, heal
ing influence on the entire intestinal
tract. They do not purge, gripe, cause
nausea, fatulence, excessive looseness,
, diarrhoea, or other annoying effect.
/, They are especially good for children,
weak persons, or old folks. Three sizes,
10c, 25c., and soc. Sold only at our
stores-The RexaTl Stores. The Fargo
Drug Co., Economy Drug Co., Waldorf
Pharmacy.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05

Bowling contests are being played.
M@@
The Dunn county farmers organized.
veniscn suppers have been numer-
ous.
Deer hunters around Max had some
luck.
Billings county Ignite coal is in de-
mand
The News wants commercial club
at Brocket.
Rolette county has strong develop
ment league.
In the meantime do not forget to
blanket the horse.
The success Of each farmer is bene-
fetal to his neigllbor.
600
Editor Jones of Turtle Lake was a
witness at Washburn.
~@0
Advertised goods must stand the
limeIight Of inspection.
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AT Park River dice shaking, even for
cigars. is under the ban.
900
Cooperstown is still working on the
proposition for new hotel.
There was smallpox scare in one
or two sections Of the state.
Secretary Baer of the Beach Com
mercial club is some booster.
North Dakota teachers are to pay
more attention to agricultural sub
jects.
One editor predicts the coIdest win
ter ever-and the next states it viii be
'open."
Fargoans now greet each other with
Good morning. was your house robbed
last night?'
Two women caught chicken thief
at Grand Forks. They held him till
help arrived.
The briquette proposition appears
to be as far from a satisfactory settie-
ment as ever.
cr<eStS
W. HI. Williams, the new editor OF
the new paper at Pekin, formerly
taught music.
Some editors in write-ups of deaths
head the account Called Home" but
they don't say where.
@%w
Minot and Grand Forks have cam
paigns for increasing the membership
of the commercial clubs.
600
Every farm could be converted into
a demonstration farm-if the owner
was willing to cooperate.
geo
A lot of thoroughbred cattle have
been received at Minot. They are to
be distributed among the farmers.
@~<3
Farm machinery is said to depreci-
ate in value from 10 to rs per cent an
nually-depending on the care of it.
900
A busted valve raised hob with the
waterworks supply at Bowman, but
things were finally Strengthened out.
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Frank Lyon was recently appointed
p. m. at Beach and a few days latel
was given railway mail clerk job.
8- 900. af *
ID. Kinney, McHenry county farm
er, couldn't hire anyone to thresh hi
showed under grain. Not to be out
done he purchased an engine and sep
arator and is doing the work himself
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05

Mrs. r. K. d. writes: You can make
an elegant smoking jacket out Of an
old bathrobe that has been discarded.
Cut off the tails. Sew some braid on
the front and trim 1t around the bot
tom with point lace. Your husband
will never wear smoking jacket any
how, and there isn't any use in buying
him an expensive one"
Miss c. j. t. says: "A perfect love
Of pipe rack can be made out OF the
wire frame of an old Easter bonnet
First, .fatten 1t down slightly So ii
will hang on the wall and gild it. Trim
ii with blue baby ribbon. He can
stick his pipes right through the wire
and they viii stay there beautifully z
F. ID. r. writes: "The best home
made Christmas present / know of is a
plum puddin'. Ladies. take notice"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1911-12-05
TABLOID INToxIcANTs.

The commissioner of internal reve-
nue. has no special dispensation for the
Kansas genius who manufactures SOL
idified booze" On the contrary, de-
cision has been made to the effect that
whiskey, beer and wine, prepared in
tabloid form according to the method
recently invented or discovered-must
be taxed so severely as the law allows.
Under these circumstances--exce
perhaps where prohibition prevails
attempts to market standard intox-
icants'' in the form of nougat or pea
nut brittle, are unlikely to be attended
with any great success.
In directing the collection of the tax
on intoxicating tabloids, the commits
sion said that he pitied the man who
would imperil his soul or impair his
digestion by devouring any of these
new tangled stimulants. The tablets
that were more likely to inebriate
| than cheer-seemed to be alcohol mix
| ed with glycerine.
Those inartistic topers who care
nothing for the niceties. of the social
glass--those who wish to take a nip
on the quiet by eating blue ruin, as one
might take chew Of tobacco-may
have recourse to the glycerine compo-
sition. If they care more for speedy
befuddlement than they do for flavor,
color and bouquet--let them attack the
tabloids and take the consequences.
Concerning the tabloid danger, the
editor of The Baltimore News--whose
eloquence never could have been in
4 auced by "solidifed booze,''--says:
4 SO it is hoped that the warning will
| extend as far as the announcement
| OF the original discovery has gone
What a heresy it would have been
in fact. against the traditions of al
the beverages which have spread
the aroma through song and story
What would become OF the memorie;
of the rich Falernian. with beaded
bubble winIzing at the brini.' and tn.
| full bodied mead on which the Saxor
forefathers reared the fabric of rep
resentative government and trial b.
jury? What would have become o
that noble science Of mixing a julep
which even now il in constant DANCE
OF falling into decay in the hands o
barbarians who crush the tender herb
A tabloid Mamie Taylor would hay
been impossible as breathing countr.
ozc&e into rural landscape done il
! oils.