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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
The TorQhattan.

Of the Bindalsfjord in Nordland It's
shape, as indicated by its name, is
that OF Norwegian market hat float
ing on the water and attaining a
height OF over 500 feet. What gives
IL its unique character, however, is a
natural tunnel bored through IL dur
ing the glacial period. AS this tunnel
is 400 feet above the level of the sea
some idea can be formed OF the ex-
tent to which the soil was worn away.
In reality this strange hole is a per-
pendicular giants cauldron in which
stone, ice and water churned and
swirled until they had perforated the
rock in their frantic Arctic struggle
and gained an outlet for the impa-
tient masses behind. So perfectly did
they carve the tunnel that In parts It
almost looks as though II had been
chiseled by the hand OF man. On the
eastern side IT is only Ga feet high,
increasing to $50 feet on the western.
It's length is over 500 feet, the walls
are almost perpendicular and the Hoor
covered with the debris OF ages and
with remains OF the last struggle, Just
before wave and ice retreated. Gazing
through IL from the western extremity
the spectator is rewarded with a pc
culiarly framed panorama of blue wa
ter, rugged coast and jagged islands,
with perhaps quaint Norwegian fish
ing smack silently pursuing its way
southwark.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
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Thrane's Emergency Call


The telephone bell rang insistently
and DR.. Marshall Thrane threw down
a book on abdominal surgery and
turned indifferentiy to the instru-
ment
Yes, this is DR.. Thrane. Automo-
bile accident? Call DR.. Gates. | am
very busy"
Thrane loved his profession and the
lie about being busy was his first act
OF disloyalty. Although a young man
OF thirty. he was considered the lead
ing surgeon, certainly the most sue
cessful one, in the city.
On this particular evening he was
not disposed TO help humanity, for the
world had gone wrong and the bitter
ness of his first sorrow had made him
morose and sullen. His engagement
10 the beautiful Eileen Hunt, three
months before, had made him su-
premely happy. She seemed possessed
OF the tact and democratic attitude
toward the masses that go 10 make a
successful and helpful wife for pro-
fessional man. The quarrel had oc-
CURED two days before, yet he was
still ignorant of the cause.
They had gone TO the country club
for dinner and he had thought to him.
self at the table that the girl had been
blessed with every feminine attrac-
ton Of beauty and charm. And now
within two months of their wedding
day, they had quarreled. Over what?
DR.. Thrane closed his eyes and for
the hundredth time tried TO recall the
exact conversation.
They had been discussing love. The
topic was natural, for there had been
full moon shining on the river be-
fore the clubhouse and the soft
strains of the waltz from Salome had
reached them from the ballroom.
What was 1t he had said? Some
thing about the moon making man
say foolish things. he remembered
Then she had grown strangely quiet
and when he tried to penetrate her
silence and learn the cause, she had
told him that probably he had been
foolish when he proposed TO her; It
was moonlight then, she reminded
him coolly All his protestations to
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
Toastlnu the Teacherp.

There was meeting OF the new
teachers and the old. II was a sort OF
love feast, reception or whatever you
call IL. Anyhow. all the teachers got
together and pretended they didn't
have care I'm the world. After the
eats were ct the symposiarch proposed
q toast:
Long Live Our Teachers!"
II was drank enthusiastically. One
OF the new teachers was called on TO
respond. He modestly accepted. His
answer was:
What on?"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
More Enallsh iumor.

The first night Walter Kelly. known
TO vaudeville as the Virginia Judge"
walked up the Strand he complained
TO his English companion that the IA
nous street In London was dark at
nine o'clock why" said he, "at
this hour Broadway is as bright as
day. There is one sign alone. "The
Chariot Race in which there are co.
900 electric lights" But | say. old
top" said his English friend,
wouldn't that be rather conspicu-
ous?"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
Hardly as Bad as That.

The boy whose business II was 70
answer the telephone rushed into the
room OF the senior partner.
Just got a message saying that
your house was on fire." he said.
Dear me-" returned the senior
partner, In a bewildered sort OF way.
Il knew my wife was pretty hot about
something when left home this
morning, but | didn't think It was 80
bad as TO set the house on hrel"-
Stray Stories.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
Narrow Escape.

A domestic servant at Market Dray.
ton had a narrow escape during re
cent thunderstorm The girl had re-
tired to bed leaving the window open
and an alarm clock on a chair near the
bedside She was awakened by the
smell OF burning clothing. and found
that the lightning had pierced a hole
through the clock and ignited the
chair-seating. The clothes OF the bed
In which she was sleeping were also
smouldering
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

was slowly dying. l was restored to
perfect health. really feel that
Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life"
When Your Back Is Lame. Re-
member the Name-DOAN'S." 60c. a
box at all stores. FosterMilburn Co..
Buffalo, N. Y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

and large, watery
pouches hung be-
meath my eyes. I
grew worse every
day and IL seemed |
would be better dead
than in my condition.
! used three boxes OF
Doan's Kidney Pills
and from a man that
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
In,poytapt 10 Mothers
A peduIar Ope

she-And don't you 90 in for sport
Of any kind7
He-Oh. yaas. don't yer know. I'm
--ha-passionately fond OF domi-
uoes.-Everybody's Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Prudent men look up their motives.
letting familiars have key TO their
hearts as 10 their gardens.-Sben-
stone.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
A Jolt 20 Romance.

Hubby, you have lock OF my hair,
haven't your"
Next my heart
See II you can match IL In some
pufls when you go downtown"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
A Change OF oplnlon.

tician with the telephone frank In his
pocket.
After talking $50 worth. be pulled
out his frank and found II had ex.
pired. by heck!" he muttered rue
fully. that guy was right when he
said that Silence is golden Judge
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Hrs. wfusiou'. Soothing Syrup for Chiiirer
teething. soft.ns the gums, reduces innsmma
tLon, sllays pain, cures Wind collie, &c bottle
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
Naturally.

is there any uplift about this new
writer7"
You bet there isl He writes avia
ton stories"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
the prompter.

All the world may be n stage. but
unfortunately We can't always hear
the prompter.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

It's what a woman doesn't know
that worries her.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
IN A CRITICAL CONDITION.
Arms, Limbs and Abdomen Swollen
TO Abnormal Size.

James ii. Pitts. 2lS East avenue
Cedartown. Ca. says: my feet SWELL
ed so ! could not wear my shoes. My
arms and abdomen were badly hloated
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Teacher of Dramatic Art-The very
first thing is 10 give the scholar a
graceful bearlng-to teach him how
TO walk.
Student-Well, er-er-I don't ex.
pect 10 Join that kind OF company.
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15

presented at the Coliseum by Charles
de ORC and company. This sketch is
no relation to The Chinatown Trunk
Mystery" which is not to be presented
at the Elks. II gives a fairly accurate
picture of New YOrks China town.
however. the scenery being very good
indeed. The final scene is a boxing
match between a Chinaman and a
tough. There isn't a great deal of
plot to the sketch. but it is quite
entertaining and that is Just what it is
meant TO be. Every member of the
company is a clever player
Ever see a man who can disjOint his
neck? The Marvellous Maitland -
who opens the new Coliseum bill. can
do it, He dislocates the seventh YER
zebra and his head rolls around as
though his neck wasn't anything more
than piece OF Irvine. II really gives
one shivery feeling, and it makes ev-
eryOne gasp.
But that isn't all Maitland can do.
As a cOntortiOnist he is certainly the
limit. seemingly not having a bone in
his body. His act is certainly some
thing novel
Buster Brown informed Manager
Reeves after the show last night that
following the matinee Saturday he
and Tige would hold public reception
on the stage. Every boy in Phoenix
is invited.
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
ADJUSTMENTS
COLISEUM.

Buster Brown and his dog Tige are
at the Coliseum. So is his nurse. but
Buster disposes of her at an early
stage of the game and quite as effec-
lively as he and Tige dispose of the
burglar in the finale.
Both buster and Tige are mighty
cute" Older persons like them as
well as the children. Incidentally,
The Boy and the Burglar" is a
mighty clever little playIet
OF all the funny paper characters,
Buster Brown is undoubtedly tho most
popular Foxy Grandpa Jimmy. the
Nevlyveds. the Katzenjammers, even
Happy Hooligan, are not in il with
Outcault's kid. And Master Coleman
Of the Boyd Coleman company is the
boy who can play Buster Brown to
perfection. He looks the part and
acts il.
The plot hinges around the entrance
of the Brown home by a burglar
Buster locks one door and sets Tige
TO watching the other When the
burglar finds one door locked he tries
the other. but Immediately comes
back with Tige hanging to his coat
tails. The curtain drops right there.
with everybody laughing at the dis
comfiture OF the burglar. tho clever
ness of Buster and the tenacity of
Tig-. Tige. by the way. is very
handsome canine and the living image
OF the real Busters famous dog.
There will be no effort made to
suppress The Chinatown Mystery
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
WIGWAM.

The moving picture shows have
put the melodrama out Of business.
50 says a theatrical review published
in New York City Instead of pay
ing fifty cents to see a blood and
thunder melOdrama. the action OF
which is sometimes not clearly uu-
derstOOd because Of the actors poor
enunciatiOn, the great crowd will buy
seats for a ten or fifteen cent pic
ture show and see graphic pOrtrayals
OF real life, and natural action. Such
pictures are not accompanied by
speaking but nevertheless they speak
The interest is so intense. and the
plot Of the picture 50 absorbing that
the imagination has no difficulty i'm
following the actors thought which
is even better than hearing him
speak
The man or the woman who comes
late to the Wigwam these evenings
stands up There are several hundred
people attending the shows. Mana
ger Mullen stares a dilemma squarcly
in the face He must either supply
more seats or book less attractive
pictures and songs. for as long as
the theater is providing entertain
ment according to its present high
standard the people will come. seat
or no seat. Last night a new pro
gram was put on. and every number
was worth featuring Three thousand
feet of first class pictures. Two
songs by Miss Hall-whO also sung
at the EIk's theater the last two
nights-one Illustrated. with suberbly
COlored films. The Ladies' Orchestra
gave their usual number Of selections
OF popular and classical music. and
their work was appreciated as it al
ways is. The house was iammed
from stage to entrance, and when
the program is repeated this even
ing another large audience will tax
the theater Manager Nullen's shows
are worth the none and more. The
Wigwam tonight. three shows. begin
ming promptly at 1880
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15

blood in such quantities as his volun-
teer subjects will submit to. That
he eventually will succeed in obtain
ing subject who will consent to be
bled to death in the interests of
science is improbable. He himself
SAYS il will not be necessary.
Ii is the belief of Prof. Quinton
that all life originated in sea water
and that sea water is almost iden-
teal with the organic plasma and is
the culture liquid for organic cells.
Advancing his theories along this
line. he has proved that saline in
jections can be resorted to in cases
of great loss of blood with beneficial
results. His main endeavOr, however.
is not to substitute salt water for
human blood. but to employ sea water
in the curing of marasmus or infan-
tile cholera and similar wasting dis
eases of early childhood, and to check
the ravages of disease and even the
advances of decrepitude in the aged.
His method consists of the injec-
ton of sea water into the circula-
ton The water is taken from a
point far enough from shore and
below the surface to assure its purity.
Ii must not be steriliZed or artificial
ly purified in any way. 1t is dilute
with absolutely pure, fresh water so
as to make it exactly isOtOnic with
human blood. Then it is injected
sometimes to the amount of 10 fluid
ounces a day. In certain dispensaries
in London and Paris where this
treatment is being resorted to the
results are said to be very satisfy
ing
1t was in 1896 that Prof. Quinton
first demonstrated before the French
Academy of Sciences the fact that
living beings appeared on this earth
at period when the temperature was
higher than it is now and that they
tend ITO maintain the original tenn
perature in face of the constant cool
ing of the earth. Pursuing the same
line of research Prof Quinton asked
himself whether animal life had not
tended to maintain other original con-
ditions over and above that of tenn
perature.
BY a chain of proofs he next dem
onstrated the marine origin of ali
living beings-in other words. that
living beings made their first APP
p.arance in the lap. or the depths, of
the ocean. He maintains that there
is a tendency in every animal organ
ism to maintain its sea origin for
the inner life of it's cellular organisms.
just as il tends To maintain its
original temperature
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
KILL The GER MS
That's the Only Way to Cure Dandruff,
and Partisan Sage is the Only Killer.

Partisan Sage" said a New York
barber, will kill the destructive and
persistent germs of dandruff. and abol-
iSh the disease. There may be other
remedies that will do the same, but |
never heard of one"
And just read what one Of the fore
most BARRIERS OF Springfield. Mass, says
OF Partisan Sage:
Dear Sirs: ! used your Partisan Sage
and found it better than any other 1t
IS the best hair restorer | ever used.
and l have used them all. / find ii a
great dandruff remover also. You
should get il into all the barber shops.
and get the BARRIERS to use it. q. it is
great"-Geo A. Stiltz. 1874 Main
Street. Springfield Mass
Partisan Sage soaks into the scalp
and when it reaches the roots of the
hair it not only kills every dandruff
germ. but it supplies the hair with just
the right kind OF nourishment to put
vigor and strength into il and make
it grow.
Partisan Sage is THE most delightful
hair dressing in the world. Use il one
week and you will never give i, up.
Partisan Sage is guaranteed by \. L.
Boehmer to stop falling hair; to cure
dandruff: to keep hair from fading; to
stop itching Of the scalp. or money
back. Price 80 cents a large bottle at
A L. BEGINNERS. or by express, charges
prepaid from the American makers.
Giroux Mfg Co, Buffalo, y. Y. The
girl with the Auburn hair is on every
hottie
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
TO SAVE US ALL, HIS AIM.
Prof. Rene Quinton Would Prolong
Life With Sea Water.

Medical scientists and biologists all
over the world are following the
progress of a series of experiments
which Prof. Rene Quinton of Paris.
creator of the salt water cure. is con-
Quoting. says the Ohio State Journal.
If Prof Quinton's theories are correct.
salt water taken from the lowest
depths of the ocean contains the vital
elements of organic cells. the ele-
ments without which life on this
earth would be impossible. Prof.
Quinton hopes to prove further that
salt water contains elements capable
of defying the inroads of disease and
old age upon the human body. and
that these elements when properly
applied to mans use will enable us
all to live practically forever.
If we are to take Prof. Quinton's
theories for granted. man is YER
liable aquarium His blood is an
oceanic liquid in which red slobules
swim. All parts of our body are be-
ing perpetually bathed in sea water.
the remains of the medium in which
our sponge like ancestors lived Every
animal organism, whether dog, horse
or man. is composed of one third Of
its total weight of real sea water. in
which all the living cells battle and
breathe A man of 1913 pounds con-
tains So pounds of sea water; other
wise he would not exist. Such are
Quinton's theories.
In one of the earliest experiments.
which has now become historic, Prof.
Quinton gained a victory for his
theory He took a dog and bled it
to the last drop of blood in its veins.
Tho animal lay on the operating
table. to all appearance dead. Then
Prof Quinton injected into the ami
mails veins a quantity of sea water
equal to that of the blood lost, where
upon the dog sat up. wagged its tail
and soon was running about, as live
ly as ever Four years later the dog
died a natural death. The experiment
was repeated with other dumb ami
mails and the same satisfactory re-
suits were obtained in each case. II
was noted that the subjects" were
not only restored to life, but they
appeared to gain in vigor and appar-
emily suffered no i'll effects from the
loss of blood and the substitution of
sea water.
Just at present Prof. Quinton is en-
gagged in series of experiments with
human subjects not actually bleeding
them to death. Of course. hut daringly
substituting salt water for human
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15

ner Electric company of St Louis. and
the General Electric company Of Sche-
nectady, y. Y. All the bidders were
represented by district agents. the
representative of the Westinghouse
company being ID. w. BeldOn OF FL
Paso. former resident of Phoenix.
Ii had been sincerely hoped that the
Alis Chalmers company of Chicago
would bid, as that is the only one
that was in a position to bid on both
the turbines and the electric apparatus.
The company was just as anxious to
bid as the association was to have it.,
and had made as it supposed, all neces-
sary preparations to do SO. but was
disappointed through delayed mails.
James 3. Cooper was here represent
ing the company and had expected the
bid TO be sent TO him by mail. He was
here a couple Of days before waiting
the arrival of the bid, but il did not
come Yesterday mornin. early he re-
ceived a quantity of papers, price
sheets. etc, from the company and con-
cluded that there would bs nothing
more-that il had been intended that
he should make up a bid from his
knowledge of things and the data fur
nished.
When the hour for opening the bids
arrived he appeared and told the COM
mittee his predicament. The offer was
made to delay the opening until after
noon, but il could not be put off until
another date. He replied that il would
take him twenty-four hours TO pre-
pare a bid and he would have to work
all night at that. He was very much
disappointed but said it could not be
helped and he would not discommode
the gentlemen by asking them to wait
until afternoon. so the bids were opened
at once On the way back to the Ford
hotel where he is stopping Mr.. Cooper
met a messenger with the companys
bid already made out. which had been
mailed on the sth and had just arrived.
II was regretted by all but il was then
too late to receive the bid, Is the 9TH
ers had been opened
The bids will all be tsbulated and
placed before the reclamation engineers
for estimate and il is expected that o.
II. Ensign. consulting electrical en-
gineer of the reclamation service, will
he here Friday. when il is likely that
awards will be made.
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15

about Powell, the Southern Pacific
railroad, Maricopa and the weather,
they learned the story of Joes ambi-
tiop to be a hobo. free as the air, to
roam over the surface of the earth
seeking adventure and recreation. One
was so touched by his story that he
hunted up Powell and prevailed upon
him to let Casey" go. Tearfully he
told Powell that Soto was an actor
who had become stranded in Phoenix
and who was anxious to get to Los
Angeles. where he had hope of finding
employment at the Orpheum. Powell
looked skeptical, but agreed to let Joe
go, provided he would beat it out of
Maricopa at the first opportunity He
even rendered Joe tie pass, which
was unexpectedly declined.
At last reports from MaricOpa, Joe
and the other kid were still hanging
around and critically inspecting the
trucks Of vestbOund trains
Soto's claim to fame as an actor
rests upon his performance Of Pussy
Pumpkins" the cat in "Toodles i'm
Holland" At that time he became
quite a pet of the ladies and there
is a rumor that his determination to
go out into the world as a hobo re-
suited from a little disagreement with
his favorte affinity
JOes mother is Mrs. Refugia Soto
of 902 North Second street who is
not sufficiently worried over the alb
sence of her son to have requested the
officers to have him brought back
Like all the youngsters friends and
acquaintances. she knows that the
younSster is quite capable of taking
care Of himself. although he isn't
more than eight or ten years old and
not much bigger than a postage stamp
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
SIR EDWARDS SPEECH
A THEME FOR EUROPE
The Continent Engaged In Discus
sion OF II.

London. March 14-Anent Anglo
American arbitration Sir Edward
Greys epoch making speech has
aroused enormous interest throughout
Europe and by universal consent il
regarded as the most important in
years The liberal organs hail it with
unbounded enthusiasm and express
strong resentment at the scornful
remarks heard from the conservative
benches while Sir Edward wa. speak
ing. as How About Mexico?' and
similar intersections offensive to the
United States.
The wagon of the English speak
ing people is hitched to a star" said
Sir Henry Norman. The rest may
come slowly. but it will come and
will date from 1911"
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
RAYMOND TEAL

"Teezy Weezy," chosen for the op-
ening bill of the Raymond Teal COM
pany is a musical comedy that is
different as Manager Wolf puts it.
The comedy vein il OF the laugh
producing order with slight plot
that is soon lost sight OF on account
OF the side splitting situations en-
tered into b. the two comedians.
Cash Knight and Geo. A. Burton. who
play the reading comedy roles as
Fritz Smsltz" and Rudolph Klotz,
two Milwaukee brewers.
The scene is laid at Coney Is
land and the setting is particularly
elaborate. Old New Workers. will
quickly recognize the worlds famous
resort.
The musical numbers are catchy
and OF the rhistling order. Mile
New York Moon Light Glide
Wouldn't Do Wrong and Can Can.
"Deutchland." Some Day" Circus
Song" santa Fe.' Football Tip
perary." Sucker Born Every Day
Good Old Glory" and many others
Arizona republican., 1911-03-15
SOUTH CANAL POWER
PLANT BIDS OPENED
One Bid Much Looked for, Failed by
an Hour to Arrive in Time.

The Salt River Valley Water Users
association yesterday opened bids for
the turbines and electrical apparatus
proposed power plant on the south
canal. There was one bidder only for
the turbines. the S. Morgan Smith com
pany of York, Pa. which furnished the
turbines now in use at Roosevelt dam.
On the electrical apparatus there
were five bidders, the Westinghouse
company Of POughkeepsie. y. Y; the
Croker Wheeler company of San
Francisco: the Machinery & Electric
company, OF San Francisco; the Wag-