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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

cloth of gold were put upon him. In
turn, then, his majesty was given the
orb, the kings ring, the glove and the
two scepters.
All was ready now for the supreme
act. The archbishop placed st. Ed.
wards crown upon the altar and de-
livered a short prayer. and then, sup
ported by the other clergy, placed the
crown upon the kings head. AT that
instant the trumpets sounded, the
congregation shouted Long live King
George" and the peers and kings OF
arms put on their coronets.
The differentiation was a handsome
part of the ceremonies. The king
was lifted up into his throne by the
archbishops, the bishops and certain
peers, and all the great cfhcers and
those who bore the swords, the scep.
ters and other regalia grouped them
selves about the steps of the throne.
Next the princes and peers did their
homage, led by the archbishop OF
Canterbury and the prince of Wales.
Each OF these and the premier duke,
marquis, earl, viscount and baron
kissed the king upon the cheek.
The amounting and crowning OF
Queen Mary was short and simple
ceremony. Following the example OF
Queen Alexandra, she was anointed
on the head only. She was invested
with the ring. was crowned by the
archbishop OF York and received the
scepter and the ivory rod with the
dove.
Few American In the Abbey.
or all the Americans who have
been attracted to London by the fes-
tivities of the coronation season, only
very few were admitted to the
Abbey. These included President
Taft's. special ambassador, John Hays
Hammond, and Mrs. Hammond; Nal.
Gen. Greedy and Rear Admiral Vree-
land. representing the army and
navy. and the latter's secretary; Am
bassador Whitelaw Reid and Mrs.
Reid and the attaches and secretaries
OF the embassy, Pierpont Morgan and
less than score of American women
who married English peers.
One fact connected with the coro-
nation was the subject Of some amused
comment. This was that King George.
who Is quite the reverse OF giant,
had selected four of the shortest
knights OF the garter to hold the gol-
den canopy over him during the
amounting.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

hundreds Of thousands of visitors had
been moving toward the royal route
from Buckingham Palace to Westmin-
ster Abbey. AS soon as the seats in
the numerous stands were filled, gates
were closed that kept out the rabble,
and then the throngs tried to crowd in
to the streets adjoining the route.
From pole to pole throughout the en-
tire distance gay colored bunting was
strung, and the whole city was stream
ing with flags. .
Along the Mall and all the way from
the palace to the abbey troops were
standing, company upon company,
British troops Of every shade of color,
living symbols of the countries and
peoples over which the new king and
emperor reigns. On every side bands
were playing patriotic music, and the
din of cheering was continuous and
overwhelming.
Procession From the Palace.
AS the hour for the coronation APP
preached the waiting thousands first
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
DAHL HEADS LUTHERANS
NORWEGIAN BRANCH MAKES
GOOD PROGRESS.
Thirty.three New Churches Admtte2
to the Conference During the
Past Year.

ST. Paul, Minn.-Rev. T. II. Dahl,
dent of the United Norwegian Luth-
eran church Of America. Others elect
el are: Rev ~ j. Ellestad, vice pres
ident; Rev. J. c. Roseland, secretary,
and r. Erick Waldeland. treasurer.
Or. Dahl will hold office for three
years, the others for one year.
Thirty-thTee new denominations
were admitted to the church, most of
them being located in Canada, and
the foreign missionary statistics show
ed that the church body has ten chief
stations five OF which are in the is
land of Madagascar and five in China
In addition there are seVenty-three
sub-stations, tifty-one missionary pas
tors and 120 native assistants. The
church has theological seminary in
Madagascar with forty-tive students,
and a school for women in China.
According to the report of the treas
urer $142,733.17 was contributed dur
ing the past year for work in the
priation of $4,000 was asked for home
missions for the coming twelve
months. 1t is proposed to build a
home in America for the foreign mis-
sionarles to be occupied by them
while they are in this country ON
furlough. According to the rules of
the church after foreign missionaries
have been on active service for seven
years they are given a vacation of two
years.
Rev. Olaf Glasoe, superintendent of
home missions, reported that twenty
new congregations had been organized
in Montana during the past year The
most promising field for the Norwegian
church in the future, as far as mis-
sionary activity is concerned, is in
Saskatchewan and Alberta, Canada,
according to Mr. Glasoe.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

London.-That magnificent spectacle
which the entire British empire has
been looking forward to for months,
the coronation of King George V. and
Queen Mary, was staged in Westmin-
ster Abbey on Thursday. Seven thou
sand persons witnessed the stately
ceremony and as the Archbishop Of
Canterbury placed the crown Of st.
Edward on the head Of the ruler they
all rose to their feet with loud cries
Of Long live King George" At the
same instant the great guns Of the
Tower of London doomed out, and the
populace without the abbey repeated
the greeting to their monarch until it
became tremendous roar that spread
all over the mighty city.
Great Throngs In the Streets.
From the earliest hours Of the morn
ing the population of London and the
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

choir to the theater and after knee,,ra
in prayer, seated themselves IN tbs
chairs OF state.
The first action OF the coronation
service, the presentation OF the sine
to the people for recognition. ia snr,
vival Of ancient Teutonic usage. AZ.
companied by the great officers !,
state, the archbishop OF Canterbury
went to each side of the theater IN
turn, saying: "Sirs, / here present
unto you King George, the undoubted
king of this realm; wherefore. all YOU
who are come this day to do Won,
homage, are you willing to do tho
same?" The king meanwhile stood
up by his chair and turned to each
side, and the people acclaimed him
with cries of God save King George =
Then followed the litany, the com.
munion service and a short sermon
preached by the archbishop of York
after which the oath was administers
ed to the king by the archbishop OF
Canterbury.
The Amounting and Coronation.
King George now was divested OF
his crimson robes by the lord great
chamberlain and seated himself in
the chair of King Edward l., which
contains the ancient stone of des.
tiny" The dean of Westminster
brought from the altar the golden
ampulla and spoon, and the arch
bishop anointed him on the head, the
breasts and the palms of both hands,
and blessed him. The king was next
invested with the colobium sindonis
Of fine linen and the supertunica OF
cloth of gold his heels were touched
with the golden spurs and the sword
of state was girded upon him, afteI,
which the armill and robe royal OF
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
GEORGE V. CROWNED
KING OF ENGLAND
Westminster Abbey Filled with Brilliant Throng Is Scene
of the Great Pageant-Royal Progress from Bucking-
ham Palace Delights the Populace.

saw the arrival Of the gentlemen ap-
pointed to act as ushers during the
ceremony. These were led by the
earl marshal, the duke OF Norfolk
Then the nobility entitled to seats in
the Abbey began to come. Most of the
peers and peeresses rode in state
coaches that have been used by their
families for many years. These car
riages, repainted and regilded. were
drawn by four horses apiece. Each
was accompanied by outriders and
footmen in gorgeous liveries stood on
the rail behind. Each peer as he
passed was greeted with cheers and
often with familiar greetings that set
the crowds off in roars of laughter, for
even the solemnity Of the occasion
could not restrain the irreverent hui
humor Of the cockneys.
Not all the nobility rode in coaches,
however, for the king had permitted
one violation Of precedent and given
permission for the use of automobiles
by those who have discarded horses.
This was done reluctantly, and there
were not many motors cars in the long
procession of vehicles.
The lord mayor and his suite, in
their gorgeous robes and regalia, were
the next to pass toward the Abbey.
King and Queen Appear.
Now the bells of many churches
pealed out, and the people knew the
king and queen were coming. From
the moment their majesties emerged
from Buckingham palace there was a
continuous roar of cheers that accom-
panied them all the way to the Abbey.
Their approach was heralded by the
kings bargemaster and twelve water
men, wearing quaint medieval tunics,
knee breeches and stockings, all scar
let, with the crown and badges en-
blazoned in gold on their breasts, and
wearing low buckled shoes and black
velvet caps. Immediately behind them
came the closed carriages Of the royal
party, every one drawn by splendid
horses gorgeo caparisoned.
Through the windows of the great
numbering state coach the people could
get glimpse Of the king and queen.
Following their majesties rode the
household troops and especially picked
military bodies. Field Marshal Wis
count Kitchener was at the head of
the headquarters staff, as he was at
the coronation of King Edward. In
this part of the procession, too. rode
many Indian princes and maharajahs
and potentates of England's widely
scattered dominions. Their splendid
robes glittered with jewels and they
added much to the magnificence of the
parade. But the man who, next to
the king, received the loudest and
warmest applause was Lord Roberts,
for the people love "Bobs" and their
affectionate greetings almost made the
grizzled hero of hundred campaigns
blush.
Arrival at the Abbey.
Waiting outside the west door Of
Westminster Abbey were the archbish-
ops Of Canterbury and York and
large number Of bishops, and when
the king and queen approached they
first entered the church, followed Inn
mediately by the Prince of Wales and
his suite. AS the monarchs passed In
to the abbey the choir sang an anthem.
Their majesties moved through the
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
Seven Roach Lieae

Liege, Belgium. At the closing of
the registers seven CT the aviators who
started from Vincennes on the first
stage OF the European circuit race.
had arrived here. distance of 800
kilomete-s (2l2 miles). They were re-
corded in the following order:
vidart. 3 hours. 13 minutes: vedrine.
8 hours. 33 minutes: Weymann. 3
hours, So minutes; Beaumont, hours,
2 minutes; Barra, hours, minutes:
Duval, hours. 81 minutes. and Garros,
5 hours and 3 minutes.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
CHAINED coNvIcTs PERISH.
Four Killed, IL Fatally and II injured
in North Carolina.

Waynesville, N. Carolina. Four
convicts were killed, IL mortally in
jured and II other guards and con-
victs more or less seriously hurt by
the collapse of the bull pen in which
they were housed in mountain pass
in this county. The bull pen was near
Wateryille, N. c., in the heart of the
Smoky mountains. The convicts were
all negroes, leased by the state of
North Carolina for work in connec-
ton with the construction wvrk Of
the transcontinental railroad.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
FOREIGN ENJOYS TO THE CORONATION

Germany-The Crown Prince and
Princess and Prince and Princess
Henry.
France--vice Admiral de Fauque
(Amhassador Extraordinary, cen-
eral Count Dor de Jastours, Cap
tain Lansier and Nj. Maurice Her
bette.
United States--Johu Hays Ham
nnond fAmbassador Extraordi-
naryl. Malor-cen. ~ cxssls.
l and Rear AdnaIral Vreciand.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

spain--The lnfante Fernando Of
Bavaria.
a-Hunoary--Archduke Karl
FRANK.
Italy--The Duke OF Aoata.
HolIand--Prince Henry Of the
Netherlands.
Denmark--The Crown Prince.
sweden--Ths Crown Prince and
Princess s,s.;ss ..-s-s-
....a.2
Ferdinand and tine Princess.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
s5o,ooo,ooo in Bonds sold.

Washington. ID. c. Fifty million
dollars la per cent Panama bonds
were sold by the government at an av-
erage OF over 102.50. the entire issue
being more than three times over-sub-
scribed. There were more than 10000
separate bids ranging from par to
1927. Despite the fact that an effort
was made to place the bonds with
small investors, most or them 20 to
8 II (
came from all sections Of the country
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Let the baby squail By all means. :
says Professor W. A. McKesyey Of
the Kansas Agricultural college,
thereby proving that all the massive
intellects have not been coralled by
the eastern universities.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A Brooklyn woman who Is -0i
years old attributes the fact to ber
habit OF arising every morning at 8
o'clock. Many feel that getting up
at 6 every morning Is enough to make
anyone old.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
100000 FIRE AT VANCOUVER.
Garage and SO Automobiles Destroyed
Spectator Drops Dead.

Vancouver, British Col. - A spec,
tacular fire occurred in the garage of
c. w. Bauer. Thirty-six automobiles
were stored in a building of wood
and only four were rescued be-
fore the flames blocked the doors and
drove employees away. two of the lat.
ter being burned, but not seriously.
The loss is estimated at 100000.
One fatality occurred in connection
with the fire, the victim being Arthur
Stanley Marsh, proprietor of the Astor
hotel Marsh had been ill of heart
trouble for a week, but when he heard
the garage was burning insisted on
going out. He watched his Winton
car burn. An hour later he started to
walk home, but dropped on the side
walk and expired before a doctor ar.
rived.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
WISCONSIN WOMAN KILLED.
One Arrest Made in Marinette Mystery
Victim Found on School Step.

Marinette, Wisconsin. Mrs. JOS
eph NARROW. aged 26. pretty brunet-
te, was murdered, the body being
found on public school step by Pa
trolman Frank Bruce. Charles Rauer,
aged 35. widower, under arrest.
The woman's throat was slit from ear
to ear. Three small cuts showed the
first attempts were not successful.
Both of her hands were terribly cut
from grappling with her assailant.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Professor Sargent OF Harvard has
II figured out that flowers win reform
bad boys The next time your youth
fnl son pours water into the gasoline
tank or your automobile. hand him .
SIS bunch or violots.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A Boston street car conductor
found $4,000 necklace on the fiooi
OF his car. And we thought that
women who wear $4,000 necklaces al
ways rode In automobiles.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Saxony--PrInce and Princess
Johann Gcora.
Nor~ay--M. Ingrans, Minister
Of Foreign Affairs.
Turkey--prInce yusuf ixxed Din.
.iapan--Pflncc Fushimi, Gen.
NogI and Admiral Togo.
china--Tsai-cher, eldest son Of
Prince chun. the Regent.
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L17sSsfs = Minisfsf IN II;
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A chewing gum famine Is threat.
ened In Chicago as the result OF a
strike. Our old-fashioned notion Of
nothing to worry abou is a chewing
gum famine.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23
COOKE is ACQUITTED. A
Declared Not Guilty Of Embszz;:iis,g
From BIg Four.

Cincinnati. Ohio. Mr.. Edgar s.
Cooke was declared not guilty Of em-
btzzling $4,000 from the Big Four
railway. The jury was out less than
.ltMc 1..sss,ss,ss Ceosc wss the last OF
those Indicted in connection with the
$64s 900 shortage OF Charles Il. War
rsner. ci:s c.reaass;; Z. sasuzs " esf The road,
N. -
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A western railroad has placed on
its rails car reserved for women
only. but the women do not after
all prefer an Adamless Eden on
wheels.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A New York miser committed sui
eide because he was lonesome. and
yet you can hardly blame people for
not wanting to keep miser's com
pany.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A canvass OF the co-eds In Chicago
university shows that only two per
cent. Of them are planning matrimony.
That's all right: there's no need to
hurry the girls.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Don't be discouraged II the results
you get from your garden make II
seem expensive. The price put upon
Madison Square garden in New York
lis $3.500000.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

There are great many unreason.
able persons In the world. but few are
more so than the New Yorker who
stabbed deaf mute because he failed
to reply to a question
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Portland. Oregon. George Wyck.
life Mcbride, former United States
senator from Oregon, died here as the
result OF stroke Of paralysis lie
was 81 years old.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

New York has just sent $2.000.000 OF
worn out money to Washington. The
fellows the New Workers took 1t away
from were probably sent to the hos
pital
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

'The earnings of the average New
York lawyer amount to about $1,000 a
year. Earnings" is diplomatic way
OF putting 1t.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

London dressmakers now propose
gown with a detachable train. Hub.
~, we presume. will be the switch
man.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Also. bash the pest tia: rocks the
boat.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Stealing base on the rest OF the
country, Massachusetts, school Is
using batting averages to stimulate in.
terest in mathematics.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

New York complains of a shortage
OF water, despite the fact 1t is sur.
rounded by It.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

There has been discovered one OF
those old-fashioned baseball games in
which one team scores 20 runs.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

However, the aviator who threatens
to fly up Broadway will not be the
only high flyer on that wicked thor.
Dughfare.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

1t must be great to be skinny in ho
weather.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

A New Jersey man who ate pie
twice day for 80 years is dead-gone
TO his desserts. as il were.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

At the Hoe library sale The Swan
Book" brought $21, 900. It's new owner
would not read 1t for twice that.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

After college professors reach a
certain age they don't seem to care
what they say about women.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Chicago is now advocating air baths
A short time ago one of its citizens
died in a bathtub.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

There ought to be a Nobel prize for
the parsonage who invented shirt
waists.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

About the only time the women are
good listeners is when the preacher
is talking.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-06-23

Detroit's team loses a game on rare
occasions to prove that its players are
merely human.