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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
DEATH BEFORE 100
YEARS IS SUICIDE
Prof. Munyon Says ignorance
OF Laws of Health Explains
Early End of Life.
NOTED SCIENTIST HAS
ENCOURAGING WORD
FOR RESPONDENT
MEN AND WOMEN

death before 100 years OF ago has
been reached Is nothing more or less
than slow suicide. A man tor woman)
who dies at an earlier age ~ simply igno-
rant OF the laws Of health"
Such was the original and rather
startling statement made by Professor
James NJ. Munyon. the faraous Phtadel-
phia health authority, who Is establish
cities OF the world for the purpose of get
ting In direct touch with his thousands
of converts.
Professor Munyon is living embodi-
ment of the cheerful creed he breaches.
Virile. well poised, active and energetic.
he looks as though he would easily at
clares is the normal one. He said:
:, Il want the people Of the world to
know my opinions on the subject OF
health, which are the fruit OF a lifetime
America. There isn't building In this
city big enough to house the people In
this State alone who have found health
through there won't be building Big
enough to house my cured patients in
this city alone.
,. 81 want. most Of all, to talk to the sick
ones, the victims of nerve-wearing. body
racking diseases and ailments-foY these
are the ones to whom the message Of
nope which | bear VIII bring the great
est blessing.
II want to talk to the rheumatics, the
sufferers from stomach trouble, the ones
afflicted with that noxious disease, ca
tarrh. I want to tell my story to the
women who have become chronic In
valds as result OF nervous troubles.
want to talk to the men who are all run
down. whose health has been broken by
overwork. improper diet, late hours and
other causes, and who feel the creeping
clutch OF serious, chronic Illness.
ITO these people i bring story OF
hope. l can give them promise of bet
ter things. 1 want to astOnish them by
showing the record of cures performed
II have taken tho best of the ideas
a new system Of treatments individually
adapted to each particular case have
no cure ais but my present method of
attacking disease Is the very best thought
Of modern science. The success which I
have had with these treatments In this
city and all over America proves Its eff
cacy. Old methods must give away to
new medical science moves. 1 know what
my remedies are doing for humanity
everywhere. know what they will do
for the people Of this city Let me prove
my Observation-Disclosures all ask"
The continuous stream Of callers and
mail that comes to Professor James M.
Munyon at his Laboratories, Fifty-third
and Jefferson streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
keeps DR.. Munyon and his enormous
corps OF expert physicians busy.
Profess IT Munyon makes no charge for
consultation or medical advice: not
penny to pay. Address Prof. ]. NJ. Nun
yon. Munyon's Laboratories. Fffty-third
and Jefferson streets. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

The first edition OF the printed Bible
was sold at 60 crowns per volume to
various universities and people OF
wealth by DR.. John Faust In Paris.
The purchasers supposed the books
were copied by hand. The last OF the
edition he sold at 90 crowns With
this publication originated the myth
OF the printers devil" When the
people. amazed at the rapidity with
which the books were produced
searched his Office and found great
quantity of red ink which Faust was
using literally. they concluded that
the deyil was helping the publisher
Hence the cry was raised: THE devD
and Or. Faust"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

a midnight appearance. So | purpose
saving him the trouble. It's only .
twohour ride"
But the risk"
Labertouche chuckled grimly. ITS
the days work, my boy. I'm not sure
l shan't enjoy it. Besides, l mustn't
hang back where my subordinates
have not feared to go. We've had
man in Kathiapur since day before
yesterday"
And 1? What am to do?"
Your place Is at Miss Farrell's side.
No; you'd be only hindrance to me.
Get that out Of your thoughts. Three
years ago | found time to make a
pretty thorough exploration OF kath-
iapur. and, being blessed with an ex-
cellent memory, l shall be quite at
home"
Amber made gesture of surrender.
"Of course you're right he said.
You're always right confound you!
Exactly" agreed Labertouche,
smiling. I'm only here to help you
1Stdpt W tUt iloihto GIN
Colonel Farrell have already been adj
vised to make preparations for siege
or for instant flight. If | give the
word They need you far more than
| shall. 1t would be simple madness
for you to venture to kathiapur to-
night. The case Is clear enough for
you to see the folly of doing anything
of the sort"
TT may be clear to you
See here" said Labertouche, with
pardonable impotence; I'm pre-
suming that you know enough OF IN
dian history to be aware THAI the
Rutton dynasty IN khandawar is the
proudest and noblest in India; it has
descended in right line from the SUM-
There's not living Hindu but will
acknowledge it's supremacy, be he
however ambitious. That makes It
plain, or ought to, why Har Dyal Rut-
ton. the last male of his line, was
and is--consdered the natural, the In
evitable, leader of the second mutiny.
1t devolved upon Salig Singh TO pro
duce him: Salig Singh promised and
is on the point of failure. | can't
say, precisely. what penalty he'll be
called upon to pay, but it's safe to as.
sumo that it'll be something everlast-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Tho Dogs Taste.

Representative Gardner OF Massa-
chusetts, apropos OF an immigration
case he had investigated. said the 9th
er day:
The trouble with this immigrant
was that he didn't know what was
good for him We arc all more or less
like that. The things that are best
for us are the things we most dislike.
Mr.. Gardner smiled.
"A woman" he said, was complain
ing about the depredations OF her dog.
"'Only yesterday she cried. he
broke into the larder.'
Dear me- said her interlocutor
Did he eat much|
He ate. she replied, every bless
ed thing except the dog biscuit
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Pearls In Cocoanuts.

Few people know that the cocoanuts
of the Malay peninsula sometimes pro-
duce pearls that are highly priced by
the natives. The stones are not unlike
the pearls of the mullusks and are
similar in composition to the oyster
pearls, having calcium carbonate and
tons form just beneath the stem, and
q pure white pearl brings high price,
as it ia supposed by the natives to pos.
sess some kind OF charm. Cases
have been known where the cocoanut
pearl has been sold as a mollusk prod
uct. but such instances are rare.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Why IT'S Catnip.

Persons who were In the lobby OF a
New York hotel when chauffeur
brought back bunch of vegetation
from tho country got chance to dis.
cover why catnip Is called such.
There was lot Of It in the armful
brought into the hotel by the driver,
and no sooner had the odor got below
stairs than Dick. the official feline,
marathoned up, closely followed by his
understudy. Neither had ever seen
catnip before, but both made springs
at IT, and tore punches from the car
rier.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Simplified Spelling Is Bad

spected wearers OF clothing. Usage,
not logic or even convenience. is the
criterion In dress The usage Of a
majority OF the best speakers and
writer's determines how language
should be spelled Judged by this
standard, the simplified spelling
which Mr. Carnegie affects In his let.
ter to the Times may be more log.
ical. more phonetic. more economical
than the accepted forms. but he Will
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

after the Inauguration ceremonies In
the state capitol OF Iowa, at Dos
Moines, last week. reception was
given there which was participated in
by the legislators and their wives,
and the state officers and wives. The
decorations for the two occasions were
the same. In this way the iowa wives
were given some share In that &C.
quaintance which comes to the legis.
lators by virtue OF their ONCE, and
these social occasions are the means
OF starting friendships that last
Springfield Republican
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
In Dead Earnest.

The funeral procession was moving
along the village street when Uncle
Abe Burse stepped out of store. He
hadn't heard tho news. "Sho." said
Uncle Abe Burse who they burvin'
today?" Poor old TIE Harrison,
said the storekeeper. "Sho." said I'm
Gle Abe Burse, "Tite Harrison, hey? lie
Tite dead?" you don't think we're
rehearsin' with him, do your" snap.
ped the storekeepei. Cincinnati
Times-Star.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

have to confess that 1t Is incorrect
and uncouth II offends the taste OF
the majority of intelligent readers
and writers.
Mr.. Carnegie should not blame the
teachers at Wellesley for enforcing
the dictionary spellings in the com.
positions OF its students. There are
plenty OF good abstract reasons why
the young women at Wellesley. and.
In fact. all women. should don trou-
sers az better suited to freedom OF
movement than the cumbersome skirt
and petticoat. In shis matter the re.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

So that he might die like sol.
der" ex,Color Sergeant Mark Lamp
ton Of the Rife brigade, who has died
in the military hospital at Chelms'
ford, shortly before his death asked
the members of his family to allow
him 10 stand up. He distinguished
himself during the Fenian raid In
Canada, for which he received the
medal with two clasps, and he also
served I'm India
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
A Senate Of LAWYERS.

In the senate Of the United States
there are 81 lawyers, five bankers,
eight business men, four farmers
three journalists, two mine operators,
two manufacturers, one author, one
doctor and four members whose call.
ings are not given. or the four farm.
ers. two are from the same state,
South Carolina. They are Tiilman
and Smith. The lawyers clearly out
number all others.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

owners OF dress have all the argu.
ments on their side. and Mr.. Carnegie,
We presume. would confess his preju.
dice In respect OF custom and usage
A newspapers business is the gath
ering and printing news. In convey.
ing the news It would not affront its
thousands OF readers.-New York
Times
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
May Be More Logical and Phonetic
But offcnds Taste Of Majority
u Intelligent People.

We cleerfully and gladly print, In
his own incorrect spelling. Mr.. An
drew Carnegie's animadversions upon
thu Times ''old fogy" photography.
The clothing OF men and women is
Incorrect rs Il fails TO follow the Gus.
'om OF the majority OF the most ~
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Sartoriai.

did you ever try London tailor,
Pinks?" asked Witherbee.
"Yes-once, but never again" said
Binks why, Bill, don't believe one
Of those London tailors could make a
coat OF paint a. hencoop. "--Harpers
Weekly.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
RIsito Gossip.

THAT actor claims to have inherited
,he mantle of Edwin Forrest"
..Those stories are safe In the sum
mer time know several actors who
c,stm TO own fur overcoats.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

Accept your limitations. Seize your
opportunities. Enjoy the good OF
the hour. Improve the bad and II
you tsS.. .et It drop. 8. Blackie.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Stop the Pain.

The hurt of burn or a cut stops when
cole's Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
druggists For free sample write to
j. w. Cole e. Co. Black River Falls, Wis
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

effort to recognize his duty so that he
will be in a position to dodge II.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Just "FoIks."

People in the west are more "folksy"
than we OF the east We note as an
instance OF this that day or two
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

DO not Weld to misfortunes. but
meet t'tp with fortitude Virgil.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

AT last, Miss Mile, can say
something that I have been burning
to ask you for some time"
what Is It? What Is it,"
HAS your cousin Erna enough
money to marry on?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
ASTRONOMICAL FORTUNE
TELLER A VAGRANT

Spokane, Wash.-"Professor" F. f.
Neitzel. who arrested in Spokane sew
eral months ago on the charge OF
fortune telling and attracted ma
tic attention by his plea that
as a duly ordained minister of the
National Astrological Society of the
United States he was practicing a le-
Ultimate profession, was found guilty
of vagrancy by a jury in the Spo-
kane county superior court. Attorney
George Crandall, said to have been
retained by the national organization
which has headquarters at St. Paul
Immediately served notice on Judge
Sullivan Of an appeal 70 the supreme
court. The law of Washington does
not recognize ~astrology as a science
or religion. Neitzel was arrested by
a detective connected with the Spo.
kane police department after he hal
mapped out the officers future ant
warned him OF "a dark-haired wo
man and "a light-haired man. who
he said, ARE regular trouble factor
les" Neitzel denied the officer
story, saying that he merely toll
what was revealed to him by the star.
according to a religion that has beel
practiced for ages.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11

$40. ---- $780, o. 1872
kitchen, electric lights, hot ana
Nd water and bath. Recently
ated. Enquire at q. o. office
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
Bulls Deadly Memory.

Leadville.-A year ago Antoine An
derson, a miner, angered at a usually
docile bull, for which his wife was
in the habit Of caring, gave the ami
NAL a beating with a club. Last night
while his wife was busy with other
duties, Anderson undertook to lead
the bull to water. He had forgotten
the little episode of a year ago. The
bull hadn't. AS a result Anderson
was gored to death.
A crowd gathered and demanded
that the animal be killed. Mrs. An
derson protested and to prove her as
sertion that the bull was ordinarily
gentle, walked up to the imam killer
and rubbed its nose and stroked Its
head. The beast responded affection.
ately.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
HERM|STON K. OF P.
LODGE BANQUETS
Especial correspondence.l

Hermiston, oregon. Sept. 1.-The
knights of Pythias gave a banquet
Thursday evening al their rooms on
Main street. This is the first meet
ing after a vacation of three months
and the new officers take their places
in the lodge. Clinton Jackson is the
new chancellor. The lodge expects
to increase its membership greatly
this fall.
Oliver P. Morton, reclamation at
torney, was a visitor at Hermiston
and the Umatilla government project
yesterday. He came on business con
nected with his office, and while here
enjoyed a two days duck hunt, as a
guest Of the Gun club.
J. Howard Redd was a visitor at
| Pendleton yesterday.
C. X. Bland, formerly of Hermiston,
who is now on the road travelling for
a mercantile company, is expected
home this week for a short visit with
relatives and friends.
Claude w. Kellogg, special fiscal
agent of the reclamation service at
Hermiston, is expected home this
week from the east where he has been
on a vacation. His wife will accom-
pany him.
Clyde Scarborough, son of j. NJ
Scarborough, a merchant of Hermis-
ton, hahs been very i'll for the last few
days, but is reported better today.
Rev. H. NJ. Emmel has been ap-
pointed minister for the NJ. E. church
of Hermiston. He is a man of fam
lily, having three children. Rev. New
ham will go to Cottonwood, Idaho, fol
the mex year, but on account of the
two churches uniting at hat place
he was thrown out of a church anc
sent to Cottonwood. Rev. Emmel vii
be at this charge lex week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11

have reached the department during
the last week that women without es-
corts have been singled out by curb
Washers and invited to ride in auto
mobiles. Several arrests were made
and in each instance 1t was found
that the prisoners were recent arriv-
has determined to suppress this ele-
ment and to secure quick action lie
has decided to engage an official flirt
to rout the oglers and smirkers. The
police say that Spokane has been
s~ingularly free from the genus
masher" until this summer, when
scores flocked in from eastern and
coast cities.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
No MORE MISERY
IN THE STOMACH
INDIGESTION. GAS. HEART
BURN OR DYSPEPSIA VANISH
Five Minutes After Taking a Little
Diapepsin Your stomach Will Feel
Fine Again-Eat Your Favorite
Foods Without Fear of Distress.

If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of
lead, refusing to digest. or you belch
gas n eructate sour, u~ndigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stomach headache-this
is indigestion.
a full case of Pape's Diapepsin
costs only so cents and will thorough
ly cure your out of order stomach,
and leave sufficient about the house
in case some one. else in the family
may suffer from stomach trouble or
indigestion.
Ask YOU pharmacist to show you
the formula plainly printed on these
S0-cent cases, then you will under
stand why dyspeptic trouble of all
kinds must go, and why Diapepsin al
ways relieves Jul u of order stom-
achs or indigestion in five minutes.
Diapepsin is harmless and tastes like
candy, though each dose contains
power sufficient to digest and pre-
pare for assimilation into the blood
all the food you eat; besides, ii
makes you so to the table with a
hearty appetite; but what will please
YOU most, is that you will feel that
your stomach and intestlnes are clean
and fresh. and you will not need t.
resort to laXatives or liver pills fol
biliousness or constipation.
This city will have many Diapepsir
cranks, as some people will call then
but you will be cranky about tn.
this splendid stomach preparation, toe
il you ever try a little for indigestion
or gastrjtis or any other stomach mis-.
cry.
Get some Pape's Diapepsin now
this minute, and forever rid your
self of stomach trouble and indiges.
ton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
PROFESSIONAL FLIRT
WANTED AT SPOELNE

Spokane, Wash.-Chief Doust Of the
Spokane police department, is ready
and willing to pay a handsome salary
Ia a young oma with a pretty face
and engaging to act as Of
fetal flirt. Escorts will be provided.
He also has a job for a female inn
personator. with a Knockout punch
in each hand. The purpose of at
taching these new officials to the de-
partment is TO discourage the practice
Of men accosting m and girls il
the streets Numerous complaints
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
Senate CRATER Sentenced

Columbus, Ohio, Sept. 9.-Convict-
ed of completely in the legislative
bribery scandal of this state, Rodney
Diegle, sergeant at arms of the Ohio
state senate, was today sentenced to
a term of three years in the state PEN
itentiary. He will apply for a new
trial
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
Town Out of Danger.

San Rafael, Cal, Sept. 11.-Forest
fires near Novato, north of here, had
burned over 10000 acres of timber
and orchard lands today and 400 men
continued fighting them. The town
Is said to be out of danger.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
Airship Carries Passengers.

Berlin, Sept. 11.-Carrying six pas
sengers, the Zeppelin airship "Schwa-
ben" sailed over this city today after
a $50 mile trip from Baden Baden,
After encirclng the city, the vessel
landed at Potsdam.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-11
Check a cough or cold in the lnnr!

Check a cough or cold in the lungs
before 1t develops u serious case.
BILLIARDS HOREHOUND SYRUP
IL an effective remedy for all soreness
or congestion in the lungs or air pas
sages. Price 25c, soc n s1.O0 per
bottle. Sold by A. c. Koeppen &
Bros.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
THE TRIBUNE PATTERN.

Lace Of many sorts is being used this
season bur The heavier ores are especially
smart Here is a gown OF r1arquisette that
IS trimmed with irish crochet. while the
chemisette and undersleeves ara Of thinner
lace The combination is smart one, and
he gown very attractive The skirt IL 4
simple Ave-gored one. with tuck that
gives the effect OF a tunic. In the uIustra-
ton II is cut a little above the waistline,
but II can be finished with belt, II de-
sired The blouse is % the almost uni
versal sort. cut in one with the sleeves. bur
il is treated in a novel way The model
will be- found a good one for foulard and
for all materials that are thin enough 70
be made full successfully. II would be
charming made from bordered foulard CT
bordered wolfe, with ths border cut on ana
applied, and II would be equally satisfao-
tory in figured silk trimmed with PLAIN.
The blouse is made over a simple suinpe
lining. 70 the armholes Of which the under
sleeves are sewed
For the medium size the blouse will re-
duire one and three-quarter yards OF ma
terial y inches wide or seven-eighths OF
ward IS or Al inches wide. with one and
one-elghth Yards Of alover lace for ths
trimming For the guimpe will be needed
one and three-fourths Yards 80 inches "ide'
With one and one-fourth Yards Of alover
lace For the skirt will be required seven
and one-half wards q inches vide or four
and one-half Yards rs or - inches Nide'
with five yards Of handing.
The pattern. No 6,ss4 is cut IN sizes tor
81 70 y bust measure. and the pattern NO.
sela in sizes . 70 80 waist measure. They