New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-09-04
THE TiLK or THE DAY.

at was our good fortune to see at least
ore thing in Paris which the tourist knows
nothing about" writes an American woman
from that city. Every one knows ABOUT
the Tuileries and sees what is left OF me
historic pile, but not many find their way
10 the kitchen from which the elect OF the
Third Empire were served, rs We did. 1t
Hes under the Pavilion dc Flora. its high
arched ceiling resting on massive columns.
IL is divided into many sections, AT tue
entrance to each Of which there is sign
gold on marble. Here we see Rotisserie,
Patisserie.' Section aux Sauces etc. The
provisions FOR washing gold. silver ana
porcelain services the tremendous roasting,
boiling and brOiing arrangements, the eX-
ira roast beef oven. six metres high ana
seven metres broad: rooster with capa-
city for six sheep and four dozen chickens
all looked extra large and imposing To us
who manage to worry along in fat
kitchen. which has two things, however,
which we could not find in Napoleon
dinner factory-elcctric light and battery
of washtubs.'
Hubby this firm is advertising bathing
suits. - per cent off.
Don't YOU dare 10 get anything as
scanty as that."-W ashington Herald.
The managers of fashion show in st.
Louis have declared the Independence OF
the West from the Eastern fashion CEN
tres. and. taking their cue from Paris.
have signed death warrants against several
popular fashions. In the first place,
saws one Of the Western fashion makers.
the hobblo skirt and the hating walk
which goes with il viii be seen next win
ter only on the vaudeville stage. PufS for
the hair Will not be worn and the pyramids
with which tops and backs of heads were
decorated IN the year 1911 will be used as
erotesquc head dresses at fancy dress balls
i'm 1912. Tic trouscr skirt is coming. il
will he slow progress marked by much
opposition. no Iittlc ridicuc and much
heroism, but it is coming surely and to
stay"
why. how do YOU do. my dear sir
"You can't just place me- can you.
"Oh. yes, indeed You are MIR Bienks,
whom ! meet in the humorous paragraphs
nearly every day. Buffalo Express.
Chicago has honorary assistant chiefs
Of police" Gee, What a chance for Tam
many under an out and out really and
truly Fourteenth Street administration oil
New York's finest, chief Of Police Nc
Weeny OF the Windy city feels the need
of unofficial advisers and has invested with
cold shields three leading business men:
william s. Field, supervisor II the Illinois
Steel Company; Frank y. Johnson, super
visor Of labor a the company's works, and
Albert Mohr boiler manufacturer. Nc
Weenv SAYS he thinks their advice will be
valuable But he vouchsafes nothing about
how much use they viii be in helping him
70 catch the hod-up artists for which Chi
cago is somewat noted.
you used 10 say" she complained that
Won counted that day lost when you did not
hear the sound of my voice. .
Yes | know" he replied and | shall
never cease 10 long for those dear lost
days Chicago Record-Hcrald.
Health authorities of Chicago arc kicking
against Uncle Sans hackwardness in sani-
tatlon and hygiene. Illinois has law
against common drinking cups and roller
towels in public buildings, but in the Chi
cago federal building the prohibition IS
calmly ignored, the explanation being that
state regulations don't 20" on govern
ment property. IN appeal to the Wash
ington authorities is suggested by the
newspapers.
Talk about LUCK,
What's happened.
~ Found a SO b.ll in my last summer $
suit"
Gee. Why. I thought YOU were mar
f,d.'-Tolcdo Blaze.
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