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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
GUMPTiON ON THE FARM.

Named your farm yet?
Any shade in the pasture? Why not,
The golden text for June is: Keep the
soil stirred.
If you want to kill weeds, cultivate or
hoe them when the sun shines hot.
The trouble wifi the k~oney-bee is that
it doesn't carry honey at both ends.
No, lime is not good for potatoes; it
favors scab. SO does too much stable
manure.
Now, please don't let the mower rattle
to pieces. Keep it we'll oiled and every
nut screwed up tightly, and don't let the
knives or guards get dull.
Remember, brother farmer, that the
hot weather and hard work tax the
strength Of your wife. She will enjoy
going to the store with you and riding
slowly home in the cool of the evening.
The harvest season is the most trying
Of the year. There IS so much to be
done, so little time to do it in and so few
"a'oS 10 accomplish H. tha' we are often
At o"' VIII emu Lex u.s. however, nave
4 care lest we attempt 100 much ana ies'
we put 100 great a burden upon the wife
ana "'"sn'ef' Inc sa"''ar'"nnS are hiied
"1'l neh ana women VINO nave broken
GOWN rom "orH an" worry at middle
i,t. IT.. ,t.,.. , ,X $1,000
me- Inc utmost 'n"t We we can nope to
gam Is not "o!'h such a fearful sacri
nee
Gut clover hay when about half the
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
Wins Fight For Life.

1t was a long and bloody battle for
life that was wagci by James B. Mer-
shor, of Newarl n. j., of which lie
writes: Fl had lost much blood from
lung heniorrhaees, and was very weak
and rundown. For eight months l was
unable to work. Death seemed close OH
my heels, when I began. three weeks
ago, to Use DR.. Kings New Discovery.
But it has helped me greatly. 1t is 10
ing all that you claim" Fol weak, sore
lungs. obstinate coughs, stubborn colds,
hoarseness, la grippe, asthma, hay-fever
or II throat or Jung trouble its su-
rrenle. soc and 800 Trial bottle free.
G~uaranteee by Kardell Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
A narab,e from the Hiawa,ha World:

A parable from the Hiawatha World:
l"oncea farmer had 1900 bushels of
wheat, which ne sold not to a grain mer.
chant, but to l,StO different dealers a
bushel each. 4 few Of them paid in
cash, but far the greater number said,
as i, was rot convenient then, they would
pay later. a few months passed end
the mans bank account ran TOW. How
is this, he said. My 1900 bushels Of
grain should have kept me in afluence
until another crop is raised; but l have
parted with the grain and instead have a
vast number of accounts 10 small and
scattered that l cannot get around and
collect fast enough to pay expenses So
he posted up a public notice and asked
all those who owed him to pay quickly.
But few came. The rest said, Mine 10
only a small matter and I will pay some
other day forgetting that though each
account was very small when all we're
put together they meant a large sum to
some man. Things wen On thus. The
man got to feeling SO bad that lie fell
out of bed aud awoke and running TO-
his granary found his 1900 bushels of
wheat still there. Fe had only been
dreaming. Moral. The next day the
man went to the publisher of his paper
and said: Here sir, is the paw for your
paper, and when next years subscription
is due YOU can depend on me to pay
promptly. ! stood in the position of an
editor last night, and I know how he
feels to have ones honestly earned mon.
ey scattered all over the county in small
amounts.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
Bauer-HayS.

Cardh are cut announcing the mar
rl,sc OF Miss Minnie Lee Hays, of
Fortuna. and Rev. John G.. Bauer,
ii Vienna, Mo-. June 10th, 1911.
Will te at home at Vienna. after June
l2,h. We extend our hesrtiest con-
.r~atulluoEs, and wish for them a
ilpy,y msrried life. In Miss Minnie
Morgan County loses M of her most
gifted women, one of the most ener-
grtic workers for God and Home
md Native Land" one OF our best
nd most successful teachers, and
u4y aer new sphere be an enlarge
Aea: OF the splendid work she has
..,-a.Y Accomplished.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

In every home where 'there is a baby
there should also be & bottle of MCGEE'S
BABY ELIXIR. 1t may be needed at
any time to correct sour stomach, wind
collie, diarrhoea or sumnier complaint.
1t is a wholesome remedy, contains no
opium, morphine or injurious drug of
any kind. Price 25c and SOC per bottle.
Sold by Globe Drug Store.
A lot Of people waste time praying for
things they are expected to hustle out
and get for themselves.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
a Dreadful WOUND

from a knife, gun, tin can, rusty nail,
fireworks, or of any other uature, Do
mands prompt treatment with Buckle,&
Arnica Salve to prevent blood poison -
gangrene. Its the quickest, surest ileai-
er for a ! such wounds as also for Burns,
Boils, Sores, Skin Eruptions, Eczerna.
Chapped Hands, Corns or Files, g5c AT
Hsrdell Drug Co,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

Union will meet with ASs lille
Moore, Wednesday, Jnne'l4tS.
PROGRAM.
song.
Devotional exercises, Mrs. Hardy.
Roll cal.
SECRETARY s.repoft.
Psner, Gods Messengers" Mrs.
Petty.
Paper, us Whiskey a Medicine for
Babies. and should we give it to tiem?"
Mrs. Lewis. Discussion on the same,
led bv Mrs. Shores and others.
Music, Tillie Moore.
Responsive service.
Whv we wear the White Ribcon, led
Mr.: Knapp.
song.
Business transacted.
t'u.on Bened'ction.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
A Charming Woman

is one who is lovely in face, form, mind
and temper. But its hard for a woman to
be charming without health. A weak,
sick.y woman will be nervous and i'm
table. Constipation and kidney poisons
show in pimples, blotches, skin erup'ions
and a wretched complexion. But Electric
R,t,ers always prove a godsend TO women
who want health, beauty and friends.
They regulate Stomach, Liver and Kid
neys, purify the blood; give strong
nerves, bright eyes, pure breath, smooth
velvety skin, lovely complexion and per
feet health. Try them. soc at Rardell
Drug Co.
Old Papers for sale at this
ofhce-good to put under carpets
2Olcen,s per 100
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

A bilious, .f,alf-sick feeling, loss of en-
ergy, and constipated bowels can be re
lieved with surprising .promptness by
using HERBINE. The first dose brings
improvement. a few doses puts the sys-
lem in fine, vigorous condition. Price
Soc. Sold by,Clobe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

A regular morning operation OF the
bowels puts you in fine shape for the
days work. IF ycr miss it you feel un-
comfortable and cannot put vim into
your movements. For all bowel irregu-
~larities HERBINE is the remedy. It
purifes, strengthens and regulates. Price
Soc. Sold by Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
" ork VIII Start

after You take DR.. Kings New Lite Pills.
and youNl quickly enjoy their fine re-
suits. Constipation and indigestion vau-
ish and fine appetite returns. They reg
ulate stomach, liver and bowels and inl-
part new ctyeugth and energy to tie
whole ~s,'S'ern. Try them. Only DC at
k,cdell Drug Co.
The maj Who is looking for a bright
boy u employ never calls around Tie
pool hal s..
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

If You have the itch, done scratch. 1t
does not cure the trouble and makes the
skin bleed. Apply BALLARD's SNOW
LINIMENr. Rub it in gently on the
affected parts. 1t relieves itching in
stantly and a few applications III
the cause thus performing a permanent
cure. Price sc, 5Oc and 81 90 per bottle,
Sold by Globe Drug Store.
If all the things we plan for tomorrow
had been accomplished yesterday there
would be very little left to do.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

The time of year is at hand when all
of AS men who work would give a lot If
we could keep as cool as the average
woman looks.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
W. E. T. u. Column.

through this courtesy Of the REPuBLIcAs this
mace IL reserved for the W. c. T..U. It is edited
by IFS representatives who are responsible Tor
nil statements which appear in its columns.
wa,chwords Organize. Educate
asita,e. Wet / Principles: Total Adolescence,
Prohibition Of the liquor traffic: One standard Of
morals TO, men aud women: Homo ftot:ttion:
.:,,ua, snnfago. and TIE teaching Of scientific
rr.mperance III the public schools
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
Ask Central

In regard to Rock Island trains
and the information will be furnished
you.
GEO. A. MORGAN,
Rock Island Agent.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08

The average woman's idea OF a good
neighbor is one who always brings back
considerably more than she borrowed.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-08
You can't always judge the weight of
the fish by the heft of the n:bble.

Children that are effected by worms
are pale and sickly and liable to contract
soire fatal disease. WHITES CREAM
NERMlEUGE expels worms promptly
and puts the child OH the road to health.
Price 25c per bottle. Sold by Globe
Drug Store.
A lot of people have worried them
selves to death over things that never
happened.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-27

ced, Pedro Mocz6, Ramon Tenn
blot, de San Juan. Edmund
Stevens, Eladio Miranda, del Do
RADIO; Felix Monclova, de Toa Baja ;
Miguel Rivera, de Naranjito; Francisco
Amadeo, de Vega Alta, Juan P. Valcal-
eel, de Carolina; Jose M. Diaz, de Tru-
jillo Alto; Jose Montilla, Luis Coma
lez, de Rio Piedras; Ramon Rola, Pc
dro Monge, de Rio Grande.-
A petici6n fiscal Sc elimina defnitiva-
mente al jurado Jose Salgado Gimenez,
por estar excusado, de acuerdo con la
ley, por ser Doctor en- Ciruj1a Dental
Octubre 24.-1911.-
,Herminia Coto Sola, VS.. Faustino
Trujillo Pozo-No 4850-Divorcio.-
En- el dia de hoy y en- Corte alberta Sc
dict6 resolution en- este case, declaran-
do con lugar la demanda por tanto
roto y disuelto ell v1nculo matrimonial
entire las parties en- esta acci0n.-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-27
I r | 3 u N A L E S
Continuation de la IA. pagipa.)
CORTE SUPREMA.-

| PEDRO DelgadO Ortiz, demandante,
lapelado, VS.. Tomas Camacho Desahu-
lci0.-Vistos los art1culos 229 del C6di-
go de Enjuiciamiento Civil enmendado
etc, etc.-Se declara con lugar la mo-
ci0n y sc deseStima la apelaci6n inter
puesta contra sentencia de la Corte Dis
trito de Humacao de "a de Abril de
1911.-Resoluci6n de p de Octubre de
I1911.-
Secci6n 2a-Libro de Minutas, No.
| IA, f. $50
Octubre % de 1911-
Ell Pueblo, vs. Emilio Zambrana, alt.
la paz-Cecilio Dlaz, acometimento
aggression. Juan Sierra infracci0n reg
carreteras Juan Cruz acometimento y
aggression, graves Antonio Rond0n, AGO.
lmetimiento aggression. Mer-
cado alt. La paZ.--Ricardo ROca acome-
timiento.-Fueron absueltos todos estos
acusados-
Ell Pueblo, VS. America Andrini, Inf
Ley Sanidad Fu6 condenado a 500
costas un d1a de prision por cada do
| liar
El Pueblo, VS.. Florencio Sierra
Abuse de confanza-El acusado por su
abogado solicit0 desistir de la exception
| perehtOria hizO la allegation de no cul-
pable y solicit6 juicio por jurado-La
Corte seilal5 el 2S de Noviembre para
el ju;cio.-
FL Pueblo. vs.. Luis Blas-IIurto me-
nor.-FuG condenado d ocho meses de
carcel costas-
Ell Pueblo, VS.. Manuel de JESUS Ro-
ldriguez, escalamiento en- 20. grado.-
lJos6 Santiago Maldonado.-Hurto ma
ly0r.-El Senior Fiscal present0 las acu-
Isaciones la COrte seiial6 ell d1a de ma
mana para su lectura.-
El Pueblo, VS. Manuel Rivera y otros,
ensanamiento en- Ter grado.-El Senior
Fiscal present6 esta acusaci0n y su
petici6n Sc orden6 ell arresto de los acr-
Ssad0s. fjandoles una fianza de mil do
liars cada uno senalando el dIa %
para la lectura de la acusaci0n.-
Estando senalados para ell dfa 30 de
lOctubre de 1911 ell comienzo de los Jul
clos por jurados pen(lientes ante este
Tribunal. la Corte orden6 el sorteo de
Sun panel 0rdinari0 de %, habiend0 sa-
lido electos los senores siguientes:-
Jose A. Resach, Ramon Aboy Ben1tez
Andres Rodriguez, Jose la Costa Il
lquierdo, Juan Margarida, Ralph SWig-
ig0tt. Anibal J. Herrera, Manuel TraVie-
So II. H. Cloy, Jose Mater, de San
IJuan.-De Vega Baja, Jose NJ. Batista
Ide Corozal, Antonio Umpierre; de Co.
lmerio, Augusta Chavert; Fostunato Viz
carrondo, de Carolina; Jose Ma. Calde
ron, Praxedes Rosario, de Rio Grande
Enrique Acosta Lopez, Ulises Garcia
lSaIgado, Vicente Fano. JESUS Margari
da. Gaspar Villa, de Rio Piedras.-
Y ademas otro extraordinario com
puesto de 40 para los juicios de asesina-
lto habiendo salido electos los senores 81
lguientes:-
Manuel Rubi0, Esteban Moreno Ro
Idriguez, 'Valent1n Monroig, Rafael de
IValle Zeno, Ramon Nc. Coard, Balbinc
Vazquez, Enrique Vinas, Ceferino de
Vale, Manuel del Vale, Manuel San
chez Morales Jose P Silva, Jose Rubert
Matlas Roldan Gonzalez, Aureliano Fe
n rrer. Tel6sforo Andino, Manuel Julia
n Clodcmiro Rosario, Elias Wolf Jose Ro
D Isado, II W Dooley, Jorge E. Sal<laila
n Ramon Daub6n, Ferdinand r. Cestero
r. G. -Timpson, Pedro Cobian, P
l. Hagen, Miguel Portell, Luis Pur
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-27

Candido CALDERON, por conducts
de SUI abogado Herminio DIAZ NAVA-
KRO, ha presentado una moci6n para
que Sc declare & su favor 81 dominic
de una
FlNCA RUSTICA cue radica en- ell
barrio de Gaiateo del t6rnaino muniei-.
pal de Toa Alta, con una superfcie da
VElNTE y OCHO cuerdas 8 sean 10
hectareas, Glen areas 7 cincueDta GEN.
tiareas, colindando por eI Norte con Jo-
Sc GUTIERREZ, 1erreno denominado
Ell TRIBUTE, Cristina VAZQUEZ v
Manuel CALDERON; por Ell Sud con
Rafael SAhGADO y Martin SANTOS,
por eL Este con Rudecinda VAILE
por el Oeste con Francisco RIVERA v
Saturnino ROSADO.
habf6ndose ordenado por e1 JDu.
Juez de La SeccI6n Ia. de ests Caorte
Sc publque la pretensi6n por tres veees
EN- un peri6dico de los de mayor cirra-
laci6n de esta c1udad para que, los que
tengan algjIn derecho real sobre el in
mueble descrito, las personas ignoradaa
a quienes pueda perjudicar la inscrip-
ci6n y en- general todo el que desee opo-
nerse pueda efectuarlo dentro del ter
mino de SESENTA dIas, libro ef pre-
sente EN-
San Juan. eI II de 0ctubre de 1911
A. MorSae,
Secretario.
F0r eE0s6 de J. CARO-,
SUB -Seenetario de ia Corte.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
Iumbsrman,. sI.no.

No other industry, perhaps, furnishes so many original, peculiar and inter. esting words and phrases of techni- cal-cum-slangy. nature as the lumber industry of Canada. Timber tracts, says Canada, are divided into ''limits'' or births" The growing timber on a tract is stand" and the contents of a stand" are measured in "feet"-a foot being board one foot square by one inch thick and not a cubic foot. To make survey of a stand of timber is to ''cruise'' it, the man who does the work is a cruiser" and his report thereon is ''cruise" Trees are failed" and the man who "falls" them is a sawyer" A man who works in lumber camp is known as a 'lumberjack" or "shanty man, When going up to camp he speaks of going ''up to the shanties.' Timber tracts that have suffered from the ill effects of forest fires are said to- be 'brooly," which is, of course, a cor. ruption of "brule" Qburnt).
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
Spiders and the Stars.

Spiders as an aid to astronomy are recognized to such an extent that cer- tain species are cultivated solely for the fine threads they weave. No sub- sdtute for the spiders thread has yet been found for bisecting the screw of the micrometer used for determining the positions and motions of the stars. Not only because of the remarkable flneness of the threads are they val uable, but because of their durable qualities. The threads of certain spiders raised for astronomical pur- poses withstand changes in tempera- ture, so that often in measuring sun spots they are untnjured when the heat is so great that the lenses of the mi crometer eyepieces are cracked. These spider lines are only one-f1fth to one seventh of thousandth of an inch in diameter, compared with which the threads of the silkworm are large and clumsy.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
Tho Nane of London.

The old name for the city of London was Lynden or Llynden, meaning 'the city by the lake" An old tradition gives us to understand that London was founded by Brute, descendant of Aeneas, and that it was first called New Troy or Troynovant. In the time of Lud it was surrounded by a wall and was then known as Lud's Town, or Caer-Lud. This latter is probably the correct version of the origin of the name of London if for no other req son because it is such an easy matter to detect a similarity between the ex- pressions London and Lud's Town. It is claimed by some writers that there was city on the present site of Lon- don in the year 1107 B. C., and it is known that the Romans founded city there and called it Londinium in the year 61 A. D.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
ue eeerst slettss

1vuEy 1ereign office of Europe actD 'bn the theory that an army of spies is congtantiy on the alert to steal it's secretn, and 3nfnite precautions arc ,taken to bafI3e their efforts. Very
 shortly after the first use of blotting
 papsr t was discovered that 1t was
 quito possible to cause a plotting pad
 to givs up jealously guarded secrets |by simply holding it in front of mir ror. Long after all the commercial
 wor1d had forgotten the existence of |such thing the British foreiSn office 'used . sand shaker to dry it's impor ltaut written documents. Then .spe
 c1aIly manufactured black plotting pa |per was used, but this was not found to be absolutaly spy proof, and a re turn to the sand shaker was eontem- plated when some one suggested the simple expodient Of a small absorbent roIler. These rollers have since been used for drying diplomatic documents. 'When such a roller has been run up and down and across-a document once of twice the cleverest spy in the world |1s at Hberty te try his hand at de |ciphering the impressions.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
lt Didn't Work.

ssThe late Andrew Gernand of Balti- more was an inventor who devoted his life to perpetual motion, pausing by the way b invent for one son corn |reaper that brought in $1,O00,O 900, and for another son . corn sheller that (netted an almost equal fortune"
 Tho speaker. an official of the pat lent 0face in Washington, shook his [head sadly.
 "Once." he resumed, sI ventured to Ftaks the brilliant Gernand to task. I told him he was wasting his time on perpetual motion. I said that there ought to be law forbidding all per Lpetual motion work. f
 " Do you think said he, that law l4orbldding work on perpetual motion Ewould do much goodY
 ATsm sure 1t would said I. "'And yet you must remember said MT. Gernand with a twinkle in This eye, that there was law forbid ding apples in the garden of Eden "- lLos Angeles Times.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20

related. The true g1owworm Is the female and is without wings It's short legs and long body give it a vermiform appearance, and it can withdraw its triangular head into it's neck. The adult insect feeds but Ht- tie. Indeed, there is reason to sup pose that the adult male does not feed at all The larva, on the other hand, is carnivorous and devours small mol fuses, either dead or alive. The light given out by the glowworm comes from yellowish substance located On the underside of the abdomen. Though this light appears to glow steadily, it is really intermittent, con- sisting of flashes in quick succession, about 100 to a minute. Besides the ordinary light rays, Rontgen rays are emitted.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
s.rtoriaI pf.eord.

Field Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood was greatly attached to a regiment of highlanders when the latter were sta toned at Portsmouth. Sir Evelyn, then captain, one day returned from London and with great hurry proceed ed to array himself for parade. When he at last emerged he observed that his men were evidently at great pains to conceal their laughter, and he quietly questioned his subaltern as to the probable reason. Well, sir," replied the latter, you are dressed correctly as to kilt, sporran and all the rest of it, but you have forgotten to remove your tall hatr'
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
The Moral.

4The persistency with which children see in fable some other moral than the one which it is intended that they shall see is often distressing" remarks a Philadelphia instructor of the young. "I had recited to one little boy the story of the wolf and the lamb and had followed 1t up with the remark:
 "'And now you see. Tommy, that the lamb would not have been eaten by the wolf if he had been good and sensible
 "sYes, I understand said Tommy. If the lamb had been good and sen sible we should have had him to eat! " --Lippincott's.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
.R.iIwax.. and .ReIiro.d.."

Railways" and SRaitroads."
 We are all speaking of railways" now instead of railroads" as they do in America. Both words seem to be of about equal age in this country. Cobbett in 1892 wrote of railways" with the hyphen, Scott in 1881 of "rail- roads," But already in 1888 an en- gineerfng journal declared that rail way" by this time seemed to be gen. era1ly adopted as the popular form. though nearly twenty years later Rus kin still talked of railroads" 1t is curious that America has preserved the word which remembers the de- scent of the railway from the old road. while Americans speak of engineers" and s'conductors,' where we say "driv- CTS" and guards" perpetuating the old coaching words.-London Specta- tOr
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
Waterfalls In Japan.

Waterfalls in Japan are almost countless. There is one at every turn, and where there was not one in the beginning the Japs have made one, for 1t is their passion. Every little garden has a fall or two or 1t would not be considered garden. There are many very beautiful ones in various parts of the country, and they are all of them shrines visited by thousands of pilgrims every year.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
A Duplex Church.

I Old Heidelberg is justly celebrated ifor fts castle, for the great tun there lin which holds S3,OO0 bottles of wine and was actually filled on three oc- tcasions, and for the ancient university with one professor for each seven stu dents; but perhaps the most interest ing thing in the old city from one point of view is the Church of the Holy Ghost
 This church is one of the most an efent buildings in the town Long ago . partition wall was run through the renter, and services are held simul- taneously according to the Roman Catholic and the Protestant rituals
 r In the year 1791 the Elector, Charles Philip, attempted to stop the dual serv- Ices, but this so offended the Heidel- bergers that he was compelled not
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
safar at a Distance.

"That member of congress says you have voted for him for the last fifteen years"
 That's right" replied Farmer Corn tossel.
 'sYou must think a lot of him."
 well, I dunno. You see, fifteen years ago had couple O hoss trades with him, an since then I've allus felt safer with him spendin' so much of his time in Washington. "- Washington Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-10-20
A Hotel Experience.

'There are two classes of arrivals who ask you to register for them," said a hotel clerk yesterday. "One is the woman with tight gloves who really cannot, write. The other is the men who arrive after II D. m. and who say: Just register (hic), old man, will you? Been carrying this grip and m hands so nervous couldn't hold pen.'"- New York Sun.