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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28
II 1tdtis.

- Gin bon SO. Geiatr, "A Sobre
icii, Don go. 1889 Dublsp Strabe. st.
Isnf.er Gistpaaen, auf ireldem iih du.
fer ihm nod Der 40 Sabre ate Wm.
Ghlipcrs pon 80. 526 Oeorse Strait
befanb, spnrce aeitsrn auf Der G., 8.
4: o. areusung an Der Guten Gitp
Mpenue bon sintm 3ngs getrotfsH ino
nsmolirt. gsis.r irug aopltpunoeH
nnb aontafionsn am Riiden oapon,
iudbrenb Ghnars itpere 0ustihuns
qen unb m0sliherneiIe inHere BerIeb.
unoen erlitt. gsibe gernunnete ipur.
cen and3 hem itGbiiidsH 9oipitol gs'
Eront. Die pftrbe partn bel BEN
unfnlI niht perleBt ipcrben.
- Der IA Sabre al.s goleniuEae
EARN Riemann BON go. 1923 gtlf
Strobe ipurbe geiiern an Der Ode Ter
8. gptnue unb Dfain Gtrabs Don q.
ntrn gisnostn iiberfatren. G- iuroe
In einsm pntrolrDagen mad Dem isictis
iteH 5oipiiol sebroGt, no .s ;id er.
cnb ,cab er NIT ieihten Gontuiiones,
ano Gdrnmmen baDonsetomWtn mar.
- 3ipei einem 1rdnsfernagsn bors
aeipannte pI.rbe Der 1oir Co., I'd.
Der 8. Ape. uno Race Str., runnttn ges
fern Abenb sessn Gins Der grob.n
Gmoufeniitr bss Gtablifftments. bas,
felbe sertriimmsrnb. Dos Oeipnnn
icuibirie fooann nit einem 1elt9r1'
pteupfoiien unh rGnnie bic Race Ctr.
tinouf, irurbe isboh bon bem Q<ut-
nont Gonrab unp ntm pcll5iittn Meil
eiussfnneen. bspcr nsitetel llnbsjt Ar.
1psh r. mutss.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28
ZebsSebnjdbriger Hnabe
llutsrnimmt i'm 1etentienshanie sts
Sussnbesri9ts siuen sslbf'
mpreusrindJ.

cseiT. sornabap, Elm 16 Sabre alter
ano6e BON Gairpiep uno RaptHe
Gsrabe. unierna6m eeiterH I'm GsteHs
iicnshauIe b.s Jusenogerihts sinsn
Geibitmprnperiuf, inoem er ben Re't
elmer gum Tesinfi3iren benuBisH
slliifisieit, tpelhs in elmer anHnt III
bem Simmer, in bem sr iih befnno,
dufbennbrt ipurbs, iranf. 5m ndhs
itsn ausenbiid purbe er Don Rsle
liter isine Dsrspeiflunssthot trfdBt
unb rief Iaut um 5iilfe. Die Wds
irons b.s Susenpseridts Grau Cora
Guett sab oem anaben iofort mtbs
rere gl6Ter Msild ala Geeengift ein,
,pproui Or. Cents Wa!onsp. ipeldsr
iid, sufdIlig in Der Goroners : Office
beFonp, herbiatrufen ipuroe. Der
glrst Ianbte ben aaobtn mad BEN
itdbtiihen 5pipital. no Der 3uitans
bts gaiient.n fir btbeHilih bsfunbeu
spuros.
SeTe 6ornaban mar am Ditniiae
ouf geranloFuss Isines 9otsrs per
haftst lpprben. neil er bemfelben an
geblih $25 seIioblen babtn follie. e'
ipar itbr nisberseidlogsn unb be
mertts Der Moiront seseniiber fDieoeri
bolt, er Tonne bic Gh0nbe ftiner Der
baftuna ni9t iiberIeben. Gr hdbt bal
Gslb nidt ssitOhl.n. fonbern Tel nal
nnsufrisben sspeen NIT ben hdus
Iihen 9erh1ltniiIen. ieitbem iein Vn
ter fih pisoerperbsirotbtt babe.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28

Magpr zHipab
MiEo ilA NV eine @itbsrpabl be-
werbeH.

Ga6 elmer ansobl Gpnferensen nit
ieinen 3ablreitsn 5reunoen, Delfe
ibm ertldrten, bab Die popularitdt
ieiner Nbminiltrdtion es srbsifhe, bab
sr bel ben am s. September b. 5. dbs
5ubaliennen primdrlprb!en iuisoer cls
aonpibnt fur Wanor ouftrete, bat
Dr.. 2ouis 5twob feline 3uitimmung
aeasben. Er fiat pies jenof mit eis
niaem gDiosriirsben, nd ibn ieine
profeiTipn unb praris isbr~ am 6ers
sen lisoen unb er oenielben gsrns ipies
Der isine po[ls aufmsrtfamteit ipios
men m0hte. Or 1T jsooh Der. Ins
iidt, ipenn feline Stabt unb ieins
pdrtsi ss tpiinifsn. bab er nod lueis
ter als giirgermsiitsr oiene. es ieius
sriie pfiidt isi, oisism ihmeifslhafs
ten Ruis gu folgsn.
syernsr purbs es eeitern bttannt,
bab Der friihsre iiihtige nilfss Staots
anlpaIt 5srr 4lbert 8. Worrill als
Gdnbioat fir 9i5esWopor uno gSraiis
bent besSiaotratbs Ii. Stdatsfendtor
Gogar sJobnioH als iolder flr1idpts
anipaIt uuitreten iperbsn.
Die beioen 5,erren ilno aagsmein
befonnt unp belisbt unb baben nab
rsHo Der iesisu 9eaislatur Stsung
heroiits 4rbeit i'm SHtsrthe osrStaot
estbdn.
berr csDbnion iii elm Wlitglisb Der
s5irma Stritsr u. Sobnion uno eln
GtpiegerIobu oes Shulratbsmtt9lis'
oss 6srrn Gmil peau..
Auber osn obengeuannteH Sano'a
baien tperoen aud poli3eirihter ang.
s. gOpe uno polis.iserihts eter'
MuauIi airbert pisnernominirt iper'
ben unb mren 9etiiiousn tpuroen be.
reits aeiiern in umlauf gefest. Dor
ben fiinf GidoiraibsmitgiisoerH a
lara, fino bis jest nur spei, bic Ssri
rem Wm. 8. e3riffitbs uno oenrp y
s,aud. oeesnp1rtigsr 0ertreter Der 20
gparp, beitimmi, ipdhreno bic Sdnoi
baisn fir 5tabtsauoitor unb Siaot
S6abmeiitsr nod niht gsnannt NOR
ben iinn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28

Der 90 Sabre oIte Arbeiter Jreo.
aelIermann BON Gprins Drope Npenue
nobe Usob 4ntbonp Roob. ipeIher am
Abenb bes q. Suli an 0dmittcn unb
Gebar apenae pon siHem Wasen Der
College Din Strabenbabnlinit nieotr,
aercnni lporben mar unb eine Debirns
erf4iitsr,ins erliii. III stftern i'm
itdbtifnen 6cfpitoI feinen N<rlftuns
zen sstsaen. Der Gstsnet nasht bs1
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28
Inr@brenHH.

Die bieiiss poliei fpurbe seitsrn sr'
iuhi, Hohforffunsen uaf nsm Ia
Sabre olien Grant Smitb BON Welton,
90. ga.. anSuiselIen. tDelter feinsn eI'
tern In Weeltiiifns bes 15 Sabre alien
Hin Weailsn am "a SuIi our6ses
branni III unb iih nu4 Cincinnati be-
gebsH tubsu fpu.
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Oas nsueite Retp yorter Wloroges
beiHnib.
6 letUs u. Dilla m n bin 9 e.
rtchtet,

Column bus, O., 27. Suli. Il
gletus u. DiQomun, Der tpegsn Der
Grmorbung Isiner Shpiessreltern
gum Sooe DerurtbeiIt puroe, lit am
sErsitag U2orgsn baIo mad Mitterna6t
auf eIetriidem 0sgs bingertAtet
porben.
3as 9srbrehen, pelhes WiQaman
nit b.m 5obe biben mubte, mar Die
Grmorbung bss 8aters ieiner 5rau
unp ibrer Sttefnutter in Start Gouns
n. gDiQaman bate in Canton elm
5idet nah elmer Srtfhaft in Utonz
taua getauft, ipohtn er augeblih rstien
lpollte. Gr bsItieg aud ben 3ug. retite
dber uneebIih nur bis Utdfillon uno
tehrte bsimlt6 naf Canton 3urud.
Wdbreno Der Ra6t brQug er in Die
Bobnung isinsr Shuiegereltern uno
ermprDete bieTelbe in brutulsr Q8eiIe
nit sinem Belle. Sein 4nDalt maGte
per3peiFelte Qnitrenguugen, ibn Dor
bem Sooe 3u bepabren uno ihuBte
Wabniiinn ieines Glienten Dor. Gouz
Derneur 6armon gerpGhrte DreiuaI eli
men Qufi6ub Der Sobesitrafe, lteB
uber i4lieBlih Der 8srettigteit frsien
2auf. Der 5oDestanoioat, Der itdj
oabin ftnnbbaft eehaIten bate, brad
politdnbig 3uIdmmeu, als feline 5rau
unb Iein S0bnhsu am Wtittpo6 Don
| ibm abfhiso nabmen.
Gifsrbabnunfatl.
| Charlotte, g. g., q. SuIi.
Gin Grturiions3ug Der Seabcarb Qi,
Qinie. auf benz iit 912 J}eger Dor
! 0urbam bsfunoen, touipirts am DON,
reritag BEL 5amIst, so Uteilen Dor
| bier entferut, nit sinsr yruht5ug
nobel aht Der Grturfipuiiten getOotet
| IS perIebt puroeu, 60 odpon sefdbr.
lid. Werigitsns 20 Der gerIeBter
neroen nibt nit bem Geben oupon
tommen. Sshs Don ben elf Wasgons
oes GrturIions3usss tpuroeH DoLltdH
big 3ertrummert.
Jrant 8. 5snpooo ouf Sc
bers3eit in5 quot
baus gei d idt.
! 0enpsr, Sol, q. Suli. srun
8. 5ennooo, Der lpegen Der grmor
sunQ BON 9eprge =. Copeland, fpdb
renb er auf 2. Bon 9bul ron q
Gouis ihoB, ben er ebenFaqs tootet'
les Ulprbss I'M Speiten 8raoe ihuI
IoIc befunoen purbe, 1T am Dpnners
lag gu lebensIdrglihsr 3udtbousfral
oerurtbeilt tporben.
SsnfationsIIer Ruubs
moro.
Rem 0ort, q. Suli. wu
6snrp Sctipn, Sufirer Der Gtrm
Ban Shaid e Co., bel Der er iibs
, 80 Sabre ongeitellt mar, Duroe al
3pnnsritag ermoroet uuo 6erault |
! einem Soiel auTgefunoeu. Der llr
' gliitlihe mar offenbar i'm SdIa
iibsrfaasn, ssipiirst uno nit etnel
5ootfhtGgsr bsarbeitet poroeH. Gi
Sanotuh, oos man ibm in ben Usur
qespGnst bate, um ihn am Sareis
!. su per6inosrn, bate nah aniift D.
/ goroners ben GritidungstOo berbe
n aefiihrt. 9etsttips limb nit Infat
: beitung oes SaLles betraut pproen.
: gaul Seipel, elm II Saprs alt
1 gurI1e, Der biz gum Jrsitog norig
Wohe I'm SoteI Sroquois als geabt
angeitelt mar, tpuroe am abno a
Der mutbuaBlihe WDrber osrhaftet
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- Dapib georbslsn, 45 Sabre alt.
elm aubrmam Der Wutbfden gddes
rel, ipohnbaFt in Dnptpn. ap., fpuroe
asiiern pom einem ousIhlagenoen BIER
be aeaen ben rshien unterfhentel &c.
treten unb erlit. einen geinbruh. gr
Dnros na6 bem itdbtifhen 5oipital
nebrddlf.
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NerionaIsV ctisen.

Or. :. u. asttenbaur unb
Odttfn, bic florsen nuh Retp Dort abs
rsifen, nm iih bon bort naf europa
.insuIdlfisn. sabsu aeitern abenb su
Gbren Des Rnhfplgsrs oes 5errn Qsts
tsnbaur, aDniul Gr. 8. Wesser, ein
4bi6iebss Diner, an tueldem cine il.ine
an3abl Jreunbs bes Gafisebsrs tbeils
nahmen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28

iih bisieIben in eorpore4 on benl
fyefte betbeiligen tperben.
Die nGhite Sibune Des ausfhuhes
Iinbet am ndhIten Donneritag 4benpI
itatt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-07-28

uahrihtiat nnb orbnete einen Snqueft
en-. u. 8. Deininger, Elm angeitellter
bes GonrtbouIe. tbsilte benz Coroner
nit, bob er fir baS gegrdbnib ae!z
lermann's 5prge TRACER, tperDe.
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Gfatus 4. 2siGaulau
Ser In starf Gountp, 8, feline
Sdwieaereltern ermuroet
9fad) WaitternadJt in Columbus
bingeridtet.

S6linmer giienbabnunfaQ in Rorbs
Carolina.
Gin BON 5dr6igen bsisstsr GrturIionss
aug nit einem 8ruhf3ug toniO!rt.
44t Neger setOotet unb 50 perlsst, p
babon tootIiG.
Grant 8. 5snnopo in 3enper az le@
bensldngIitsr 3u9thausitrafe
perurtbeiLt.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Miss
Cherry Blossom
She Devoted Herself to
Curing Domestic
Irritation
By F. A. Mitchell
Copyright by American Fress Asso-
citation, 1911.
By F. A. Mitchell
by American Fress Asso-
citation, 1911.

Dear said Mrs. Tucker when rum
maging in her husbands desk, whats
this?'
"What's what?"
"Why, this card-Miss Cherry Bios
som, domestic healer?"
The husband smiled. Then he went
to his wife and encircled her waist
with an arm. The wife looked up at
him, and he kissed her.
Thereby hangs a tale" he said, re-
ferring to the card.
'Tell it."
"You remember the summer when you
went to B., leaving me to keep house
by myself through July and August.
We quarre!ed at the house before leav-
ing it, and at the station as the train
moved off our last words were snarls."
wasn't it awful?"
81 knew perfectly we'll that you were
merely going away to be where you
could be at peace, and I, tired with
quarrels, was satisfied to have you 60.
though a desolate summer was before
me. If I could have kept the children
I would not have been SO lonely.
"That evening when l came home to
a lonely dinner I found some mail On
the table in the hall. mostly advertise
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
BASEBALL

Umpire tombstone says that in the
last nine years he has seen only three
games in which but one ball was used.
Experts declare that Barry of the
Athletics gets in front Of batted balls
better than any other shortstop. Not
only does he get in front Of them, but
he gets them.
Titus, Philly outielder, wears a
toothpick in his mouth when at bat,
and Umpire tombstone declares if a
ball ever hits the ornament he will call
a foul strike on the sorrel top.
Frank Bowerman, the veteran catch
er, says Larry Cheney, Louisville
pitcher, is the best spitball pitcher in
the game. Bowerman has caught many
spitball pitchers. He caught Cheney
when both were with Indianapolis last
season.
George Jackson, the new outfelder
Of the Boston Rustlers, who has been
making things hum since breaking into
the majors, is no relation to Joe Jack
son, save that both belong to the broth
erhood Of swat.
Nick Maddox has been pitching so
well for the Kansas City club that the
Pirates. who have an option on him,
will submit him to the recall. Maddox
pitched three two hit games in success
sion and in the Missouri valley is re-
garded as a greater twirler than
O'Toole.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
ENGLISH OPPOSE BIG FIGHT.
Think Johnson-WeII Eout a Slaughter
and May Call II Off.

Think Johnson-Wells Eout a Slaughter
and May Call It OF.
Opposition to the proposed eight
between Jack johnson and England's
alleged champion, Bombardier Wells,
is increasing to such a degree that the
promoters may decide to declare it off.
English sporting critics say that Wells
hasn't had sufficient ring experience to
tackle the grinning negro. who stands
to draw down q small fortune for his
end Of this affair.
In pointing out reasons why Wells
cannot hope to make a respectable
showing If johnson tries, attention is
called to the interesting fact that Ed
die McGoorty Of Oshkosh, Wis, a
middleweight, outpointed Petty Officer
Curran in a twenty round bout in
Dublin. Then Curran knocked out the
much abused Gunner Moir in two
rounds, and, sad to relate, Moir put
Wells to sleep in three rounds. On
that sort of pugilistic dope it's no
wonder that Englishmen do not relish
the Johnson-Wells match, so called.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
SHERIDAN TRAINING HARD.
Great Athlete Trying to Rid Himself of
Sorne EXTRA WAioh%

Great Athlete Trying to Rid Himself of
Some Extra Weight.
For the first time since he last work
ed to fit himself for the all round
championships Martin Sheridan. who
is rated as the greatest athlete in the
world, is down to real hard training.
Sheridan has taken up his abode at
Celtic park. New York, and is working
faithfully to get rid Of some Of the
extra weight that he has accumulated
during the past twelve months. In
less than two weeks time Martin has
shaken off twelve pounds, and, being
full of enthusiasm, it is more than
likely that he will easily get down to
a weight that will enable him to be
spry in the discus circles once more.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

ments. Opening one of the envelopes,
I found that card. With it was a cir
cular giving some information about
Miss Blossoms field Of labor. l can't
remember the language in which it
was expressed, but the gist Of it was
that she devoted herself to healing
family breaches between parents and
children, husbands and wives, broth
ers, sisters, relatives and friends.
II wondered if she could help US.
I was so miserable that, though I ex-
pected she was a charlatan and would
take my money without doing me any
good, l pondered over the matter till
bedtime, then came to a resolution:
I will try this last expedient, and, if it
fails, when Florence returns she will
not find me here. I will have gone
elsewhere and have instituted divorce
proceedings Then I wrote Miss Bios
som asking her to call upon me the
next evening, since her circular stated
that she had no consulting rooms.
Then l went out, posted my note and
sank to sleep, feeling that l had a NOR
sci Of hope.
'The next evening after l had finish
ed my dinner and had had a smoke the
doorbell rang. and Miss Blossom APP
peared. At first I took her to be about
sixteen years old, but Dor judged h.:
her intellectual vigor that she was al
least ten years older. 1 have never
seen a more genial c~ountenance on any
human being. 1 was ready to give her
I told her that you and I did not get
on, but refrained from telling her why.
Indeed, she didn't ask me why. She
listened to all I said, but did not seem
much interested in it and appeared to
be waiting for me to finish. When l
blank, saying that she never took a
case for any one who would not sign
it. I read it and found that it bound
the client to be guided solely and Who'll
ly by Miss Blossom in everything per-
tanning to her treatment so long as
the paper and paid her a retaining fee.
Then she asked me where you were.
how long you would be gone, etc. l
told her that you had gone to B., and
she said that your being away from
me would give her al opportunity to
study you alone. after which she would
need to study us together. She needed
a vacation, would go to B., make your
acquaintance and determine what sort
Of woman you were.
II drew a check for her expenses
and sent her away. My curiosity at
least was excited, and the young wo.
man was so methodical in what she
did that l really fancied she might get
at the cause of u disagreements and
enable us to correct them. Miss Bios
som spent two weeks at b., met. you
frequently and
Il never saw any such person."
"She didn't even make your &C.
quaintance, She told me 1t vas not
necessary. Indeed, she usually prefer
red to study her subjects without an
acquaintance, finding them less on
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Sells Bal, Player For Stam,.

Connie Mack in his walks around the
baseball bargain counter never stack.
ed up against anything like this:
Ca~nonsburg. in the Allegany and
Washington (Pa.l league. has released to
Washington Third Baseman Scoops"
Baedler for a stamped envelope
President w. B. McVicker has approx
ed the deal. and Baedler. who isn't a
Lefty Russell or Marty O'TooIe or a
Vanguard. has the distinction ave
theless Of holding a record for a sale.
C%anonsburg kicked on Baedler and
said he loafed and threw games. Nc
Wicker said it vas a harsh charge to
make and advised that the player be
sent elsewhere. Canonsburg's man
agement to show it's contempt accept
ed a stamped envelope in payment.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

Harmony has done wonders for the
Detroit Tigers. Last year, when there
were three or four players at logger
heads, the teams strength suffered.
Jennings recognized the trouble, and
he put in much of his time last winter
in an effort to smooth matters over.
He succeeded last spring, and the re-
suit is that Detroit is playing better
ball than v
There are no doubt many men in
baseball as well versed in the game as
Jennings, but when it comes to putting
life into a team and keeping it on edge
| Hughey has no equal. There is no
more hard working manager than Jen-
nings. His efforts OH the coaching
lines are most strenuous. and much is
accomplished by him in this way
which does not appear on the surface.
With Jennings coaching it is next to
impossible for any player not to put
forth his very best efforts at all times.
When Young Backstop Forgot.
Young -catchers are great stuff
says Frank Smith, now with Cincin-
natl. 1.-THE more l see Of them the
more l wish that the laws permitted
the hunting Of them in season, same
as cartridges or snipe. Over in Bos-
ton they assigned a kid catcher to
backstop me.
pretty soon there was a m on
first, and this boy Signaled me for
three successive pitchouts. l sent
three wild ones. the runner never
moving, and then settled myself to
get them over when that kid signaled
for a fourth pitchout. l walked over
to him. Kid said l, you are signal
ing for a base on balls. Lost your
nerve or lost your memory? The boy
had lost all track of the number OF
balls / had thrown to him."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Australia Mecca For PuqiIists.

Australia will be the Mecca of the
pugilistic heayyweights during the fall.
winter and spring. After considerable
engineering and an expenditure of time
and money Hugh Mcintosh has sue
ceeded in making contracts with the
big men of the istic arena that will
give the subcontinent almost a glut Of
battles between burlies. Mcintosh left
London a short. time ago for Sydney
to make preparations for the greatest
season he has ever had, and he car
ried away with him contracts signed
by Jack Johnson, Sam McVey, Bill
Lang, Marcel Moreau, the Frenchman,
and others, all of whom have placed
themselves unreservedly in the hands
Of Mcintosh to fight OF play, accord
ing to his dictates.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Tex R.msdeII,a AthIetie Feat.

Texas" Ramsdell. the University Of
Pennsylvania Splinter, who has finish
ed his college career, recently returned
from his trip to Europe. Ramsdell
says he is the only man who has ever
Won the English 100 and 900 yard
dashes twice, and only n other man
ever won the double event at all, he be-
ing Bobby Kerr OF Canada, who won
both dashes in 1905. Ramsdeli won in.
1910 and again this year.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Needless Alarm.

cam forwarding a barrel Of spruce
gum as a gift wired a Bennington
Vt.) man to a friend in Boston. Gee
whiz!" calculated the Boston man.
"That's more gum than my family could
consume in several lifetimes." So he
went to his druggist and arranged to
have him take a hundred pounds or so
at a fair price. Congratulating him.
self on being so much in pocket, the
Boston nan awaited the arrival Of the
barrel. 1t came. 1t was three inches
high.-Boston Transcript.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

Biliousness is due TOT disordered
condition of the stomach. Chamber
lain's Tablets are essentially a stomach
medicine, intended especially to acton
that organ; to cleanse it, strengthen it,
tone and invigorate it, to regulate the
liver and to Danish blliousness positive
ly and effectually. For sale by H. E.
Close, d Go.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

Lame back is mi of the most com
mon forms 81 muscular rheumatism. A
few applications of Chamberlain's
Liniment will give relief. For sale by
III. E, Close g. Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
TriHes Acceptable.

Briggs have made a will leaving
my brain to the hospital and just got
an acknowledgment from the authori-
ties. Lofty-Were they well pleased?
Briggs-They wrote that every little
helps.-American Family Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

A lazy liver leads to chronic dyspepsia
system Doan's Regulets Us cents a box)
correct the liver, tone the stomach, cure
constipation. "a"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

Don't trife with a cold is good advice
for prudent men and women. 1t may
be vital in case of a child.T here is noth1
ing better than Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for cough and colds in child.
rem. 1t is safe and sure. For sale by
H. e. Close & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Financing the Affair.

financing tho AIaIrs
Father, the duke has proposed, and
we want to be married Immediately"
"All right. Here's a check for yenrsa
million. Tell the duke to step in and
I'll give him a dollar to get the
license."-Kansas City Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
Hitting Back.

Edith an sorry you were not
asked to the Pemberton ball, dear.
You know I will be there, Of course.
Cora-Yes; but, then, Kate Pemberton
knows I am far too young to be Of
any use as a chaperon.-Judge's Lii
brary.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12
important Part.

Lawyer-Then. too, there will be the
court crier's fee. Fair Litigant (breach
of promise)-Oh, I shall do my own
crying. I should never think Of trust
ing anybody else to do that-goodness,
no!-Puck.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

Cure baby's Group. Willie's daily
cut and bruises, mammals sore throat,
grandma's lameness-Dr. Thomas
Eclectic Oil-the great household
remedy.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-10-12

.H,- y " IL "
of Rube's on the Canton CO..
team, Marquard's first one, got
the $1,000 beauty's So. Here's
the story:
Myers showed RUDE a fake
telegram from McGraw, asking
Myers to report to the Giants at
$500 a month. Myers borrowed
so cents of RUDE to pay for the
message. He borrowed another
half dollar to wire McGraw that
he could bring. Marquard with
him.
Later Vanguard paid so cents
for a telegram supposed to have
been sent by McGraw, saying he
would give Vanguard $500 a
month. RUDE gave Myers so
cents to wire McGraw his accept
ance.
Myers told Rube they would
jump the Canton club that night.
Rube was nervous at the park.
Myers told him to act natural,
pack his clothes after the game,
check his trunk at the depot and
wait Mt n certain poolroom.
Babe Myers. Canton manager,
found Vanguard at the pool room.
How much did John Henry
work you for?" Babe asked.
1.-TWO dollars" said RUDE.
"Why, what's the matterY"
"Oh, nothing" said Babe, Tex
cept that those messages are writ
ten on sending blanks, and You
were receiving them.p