The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-09-08
BRUINS BANQUET.
1t Was Long Drawn Out and Only
Whetted His Appetite.
THE FINISH WAS EXCITING.

After the Pork Course Gave Out a
Dessert Of Cold Lead Ended the
Feast, and tho Unwilling Host Vowed
Never Again to Fool With a Bear.
A teamster in the employ OF one Of
the big tanneries in the west had
laughable yet trying adventure with a
bear while on his way from the woods
with load Of bark. AS he emerged
from the woods with his team he
stopped to give the mules q breathing
spell and to eat his dinner, which he
carried in tin bucket lie had
scarcely opened his bucket and begun
TO eat when a bear came out of the
woods on one side of the road only
two or three rods in the rear of the
wagon. Bruln sauntered along, paying
no attention to the team, but the team
ster, DESTROYS of seeing what the bear
would do, threw bit OF salt pork In
his way. he bear stopped, smeled at
the pork and gulped IL down greedily
Then the animal, noting the source
of the morse, came toward the wagon
that another bit of pork would prove
acceptable.
The teamster laughed and tossed out
Il second piece which bruin devoured.
and then ne posed again But the
teamster wanted the rest OF his diner
himself and paid no attention to the
shaggy intruder The beggar, seeing
that the teamster was no longer aware
of his presence, snorted sharply two or
three times and walked back and forth
across the road rs II accommodating
the situation Presently he growled.
but the teamster, thinking that the
beast would go away If he got nothing
further. con inued his meal
The bear vcntured near aud finally
climbed up the load of bark at the
hind end OF the wagon The man was
unpleasantly surprised at this move
ment of b in's as he was who'll
unarmed.
Accordingly he threw bit of pork
into the road, ut the same time yell
ing to the bear to direct Its attention
to the meat The bear dropped down
and went md picked 1t up, but AS
soon as II vas swallowed and there
was no NOR forthcoming he made n
other charge upon the wagon.
The teamster started the mules on.
ward, but knew that he could not hop
to escape with his heavy load of bark,
An idea struck him. He would coax
the bear on by feeding the lunch t.
him until they should come to y
friends house n mile or two along the
road. Then he would get II gun and
shoot the old fellow
The teamster sat on the bark, facing
backward, his big dinner bucket at
hand When the benr came up with
the wagon and threatened to climb
upon the load the teamster tossed out
piece of pork The supply of this
edible was limited, so he tossed the
beast a slice of bread, which fell but
ter side up, Bruin nosed It, then
licked the butter off and left 1t.
The next slice fell butter side down.
and the bear ignored It, Boiled eggs
and cheese Jared the same. Bruin
wanted pork. The teamster dealt this
out in small bits, which failed to salts
fly, and the bear was growing ugly and
aggressive.
AT length the teamster saw his friend
at work ina field and called to him to
run for his gun. The man seemed TO
realize the state of the case and set
Off ON a dead run for his house, a
quarter of mile distant, But the
supply of pork was out before he re-
turned, and the poor teamster was In
sorry plight
The bear climbed upon the load. The
teamster tossed him the last piece of
pork and then jumped from his wagon
and tore down the road. Bruin, prob
ably thinking that the teamster was
fleeing with stock Of coveted pork,
started after him The terrified man
had a fair start, but he stumbled over
stone and fell full length, and the
bear was close upon him when there
came the loud report of a gun.
The friend had come at last The
teamster rose and looked round. There
lay his late purSuer In the road, dead,
The teamster declared that never again
would he fool with n benr.-Harper's
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