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The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Horrors!
g something

"She is always doing something
original"
Eyes, but her latest stunt, il it be-
comes a fad, will upset society"
why, what is it?"
"She has employed a nurse to look
after her poodle and insists on look
ing after her baby herself"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07

First Roman (while Rome is burn
ing)-Just listen to Nero's playing.
Dost appreciate his marvellous tech
nique?
Second Roman-Hardly. I'm in the
fire insurance business.
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Obviously Untrue.

There is a fable to the effect that
Adam had mated with Lilith before he
knew Eve"
Don't you believe it. Nobody ever
pulled Ewes hair out
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Vaguely Fearful.
id you vote ?''

Larry, did you vote?'
NO, sor. ! had nor-right t. vote"
But you could have done it. Just
the same"
"Yis sor! An tn jackpots would
have been after me quicker than We
can say Scat"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Counting the Cost.

The chap who takes unto himself
A temporary honey,
Unless he has a pile Of pelf.
Should think of alimony.
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
AnaIouou

81 am afraid Priscilla Print will
never be able to write smooth verse"
why SOP"
"She crowds her feet"
Permit me deduce."
DO So"
"She probably gets that metrical
habit from crowding her feet into her
shoes"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Mlqht Have Been Worse.

Have you ever occupied room 10 in
a hotel?"
Eyes, once"
What happened"
1T cost me three dollars"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Merely Waiting.

His wife has gone to Reno
Good people. don't declare.
AS in one voice, "Ah. we know!"
Her father lives out there.
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Then.

"When do you think the practical
success of the aeroplane will be dem
o~nstrated?"
Just as soon as 1t occupies as much
advertising space in the newspapers
and magazines as is taken up by tho
automobile now"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Easy Money.

That mans a lucky wight
Who's paid a pile of pelf
To get up every night
And talk about himself.
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Fully Informed.

rs this Mr.. Walsingham's Officer"
asked the gentlemanly solicitor, as
he paused before the dignified old
mar who sat at the only desk In the
room.
Yes, sir"
Are you Mr.. Walsingham?"
mo, LIN just an inquisitive young
scamp who has come in to paw over
his papers, read his private CORE
spondence and smoke a cigar that |
have taken out of his vest pocket"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Enliqhtened.

Enlightened.
"The restaurant we went Il has
such a handsome pet cat"
Now l know what it means!"
"What what means?"
81 heard EN- talking there about a
puss cafe"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
DRAWING the Line.

Don't care how much Salome twists,
Attention to engage;
But deliver me from pugilists
Who go upon the stage.
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07

ought to Make T, AT Right.
His was a mercenary match, was II
not?"
Yes, but she has money to burn"
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07
Latest in Bluffs.

Drug Clerk-Perfumery? Yes ma'am.
How would you like our Bouquet de
IGasolene, which will give everyone
the impression that you own an auto
lmObjIa9
The Falls City tribune., 1911-07-07

Customer-Oh, that's an old one.
Haven't you any cologne that smells
like an airship?-Puck.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29

siuons which were promptly turned
Gown. the chairman refusing 10 lis
Ten 10 him. Mr. Stroup said he had
submitted two propositions to Mr..
Underwater. enc for both himself and
Mann TO sign a can for the primaries
and convention; the other. that both
the Chairman and Judge Mann re
sign. and the original committee. as
X existed before the Hubben- Mann
Stroup bolt. be convened to take ac-
ton On the chairmanship. Mr.. Stroup
SAID q" then tried Mr.. Boatright with
equal success Mr.. Baoa didn't think
the failure of Mr. Stroup had much
significance, and struck to his propo-
sltloh 70 have an official conference
committee named. Judge Mann
thought the suggestion good and q
motion to this effect by Francisco
Lucero y Montoya was carried
Messrs. Mnntoya and q. : Elock.
VINO was still invisible. and A. n.
stroup We're named as the conference
committee, and they sailed forth 10
corner with the chairman as instruct
ed' ana ask il he would agree TO ,
compromise with the bolting faction
that tried by underhand methods, to
throw him out ana put the Hubhell
facuon IN power The result has al
ready been chronicled
Those present who answered to tho
alleged roll call We're az follows.
Benigno Anaya. Luis Truiillo,
Francisco Lucero Montoya. J. u.
sanchez Eliseo Chavez. Dario Cha
vez. David NJ. Perea. n. +. Chavez.
Tom Duran, Nicolas Herrera. Manuel
Gonzales Lopez. Anastacio Cutter
req. MelQuiades Chavez. d. NJ. Fer
guson, A. y. Stroup. r. A. Hubbel.
An alleged proxy was present for
Santiago Garcia.
j. T. Mclaughlin came in when
the meeting was half over. George
;. klock was somewhere in the Vicin-
ity. but did not come in to answer
his name. Eliminating Hubbell. Nc
Laughlin and David Perea. appointed
without authority by Mann there re-
mained fourteen, who were mem
eers of the original committee of
thirty-three and who have since been
supplanted by the regular committee
on their deSertion OF the party organ
IZation.
OF the tWenty-one alleged members
Of the executive committee, there
We're present about a half a dozen.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
TARIFF MAIN ISSUE
# TAFT WISHES
PREVAIL
PRESIDENT TO CARRY WAR
INTO WESTERN COUNTRY
Proposes on Coming Journey to
Vigorously Defend His Veto
Of Wool, Farmers Free List
and Cotton Bills.
fBy Morning journal Special Leased wire.

beverly Mass. Aug. 2S.--So far as
President Taft himself is concerned
the tariff win be the main issue OF
the 1912 campaign. While the presi-
dent viii speak on many subjects on
his western trip. 1t is certain now
that tariff revision will receive most
of his attention.
Following his speech to the Essex
County Republican club at Hamilton
on saturday, the president began to-
day to prepare other speeches on the
tariff He obtained copies of his veto
message on the wool, farmers free
list and cotton bills and at once set
to work upon addresses that he ex-
poets TO deliver h,ter, backing up
those Vetocs.
Mr., Taft is said to realize that he
must NOT merely defend himself for
having rejected these bills. but that
he must attack the democrats and
progressive republicans who put them
through congress. The attack upon
the democrats the president can
make almost anywhere. 1t is under
stood that the fight upon the pro-
grcssives will be confined largely to
their own territory. The president will
carry the war west to the ''enemys
country
The nature Of the attack Is pretty
clearly defined already--it will be in
substance that the progrcssives who
voted for tariff board should have
been willing to wait for its report;
that the revision bills the democrats
and insurgents" drew at the special
session were considered" and
badly drawn" and that great indus
tries Of the country should not be put
in jeopardy by such legislation when
revision, if recommended by the tar
If board, might be expected within
a few months later. It is probable
that the president will promise tariff
reform SO far as he can bring it about
at the next session OF congress.
1t is quite possible that the pro-
gressives viii be under fire Of the
president also on the subject of reci-
procity. The president has heard
enough from western congressman to
know that reciprocity is not popular
in some states west of the Mississippi.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
LINER APACHE REPORTED
IN DISTRESS NEAR SAVANNAH

savannah, Ca, Aug. 2S.-Thc local
wireless station Nas cut of commits
sion tonight and at a late hour noth-
lne had been heard from the steam
Ter Apache, which left Charleston last
night. The fate Of the vessel has caus-
ed intense uncasincss.
A wireless message from the
steamer today said the vessel would
go ashore within an hour after the
message was tned by Captain J. j..
staples, but since then no news ot the
boat has been received.
Two tugs and the revenue cutter
lamacraw are searchius Tor the
Apache but So far aS known here have
found no trace of the vessel
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
THR0NG CHEERS ATWOOD
ON SQUANTUM FIELD

Boston. Aug 2S.-llarrry n. At
wood swept down out Of rain-soaked
clouds upon the aviation field at
Squantum late today to receive the
plaudits Of thousands OF his home peo-
pie gathered for the second day of
the Harvard Boston aero met
Atwood made the trip from the golf
links at Woolaston few miles away.
He was presented with a bronze trophy
and cup from the newspapermcn OF
Boston.
Howard n. gill. in Burgess
Wright. was able to get a mark OF
1870 feet, six inches, for the best mark
in the landing tests. IN the quicl'
starting tests Sopwith left the ground
in ten seconds from a standing start
Beachey won the altitude event,
reaching an altitude of 1000 feet in q
little under seven minutes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29

Augusta GU., Aug Passengcrs
who have Just arrived from Savannah
say damage from the storm was not
30 great in that city as was at first
feared. The greatest injury to the
city Is in being cut off from all wire
communication. The wreckage
among houses along the water front
has been extensive. Telephone and
telcgraphic wires and poles are down
broken and all business WAS at Il
standstill
The electric lighting plant and
power house was damaged last night
and the city is in darkness. No street
ears are in operation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
BO[T|NG FACTION HAS FINALLY
BECOME DISCOURAGED AND
IS TRYING To LET CD
SCANT DOZEN ADHERENTS OF DON.
FRANCISCO FIND THEIR POSITION
UNTENABLE AND SEEK HARMONY

vereS to Chairman Of County Central Committee Met by
Reply That Committee Alone Has Authority to Negotiate;
Boilers Will Appeal to State Central COMMITTEES Note of De-
anCe Disappears and Harmony seekers Are Beginning to
Realize They Themselves Are Only Obstacle to Harmony.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
ISSUES LABOR
DAY PROCLAMATION


. o
Monday, september g. having .
ben designated and Set apart as .
Labor Day. Now. therefore .
!, John W. Elder. mayor of tho .
city oC Albuuuerque, New MrNi- .
go, do hereby proclaim Labor .
Day a legal holiday. ANA 9ll .
upon al business men and the .
public IN general 10 refrain from .
all unnecessary work upon that .
DAY and to Join In properly ct' - .
brating the holiday, .
JOHN W. ELDER. Ml,,r .
Attest; JOHN n. McM ANUS. .
city Clerk. .
Albuquerque, y. NJ. Aug. IS. .
l9ll. o
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29

river since Sunday night AZ $50
tWs Afternoon. according 10 mtorma-
uon received here. the wind was suu
rogng and further damagc may re-
suit
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
The Republican Central
Committee of New
Mexico Called
to Meet.

A eau is hereby made for .
meeting of the members of the .
Territorial Republican Central .
committee To be held at Santa Fe, .
at ton o'clock a. m, Monday, the .
4th day Of September, A. u, .
1911, for the transaction and con- .
sideration Of such business as o
may be deemed proper.
Each and every member Of the .
. committee Is earnestly requested .
to attend in person. All persons .
. throughout the territory, having .
the success Of the republican .
party ut heart, are invited to be .
. present. II. O. BURSuM, .
. Attest Chairman. .
JOSE u. SENA,
Secretary.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
EffOri 10 ANcr1 Strike.

New Orleans, Aug. 2s.--The New
orleans cotton exchange, with the CO.
operation OF the dock and cotton
councllaa powerful labor organization
composed Of all the levee labor un-
ions VIII hold meeting on the floor
Of the exchange Wednesday night in
an effort to avert the impending
strike On the Illinois Central
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-08-29
BEAUFORD AND PORT ROYAL
ISOLATED FROM WORLD

Agusta, Ga, Aug. 2S.-I|eaufort and
Port Royal are entirely cut off from
telegraph or train service. Nothing
could be heard from any point beyond
Yemasse today and no trains have
ben able to pass beyond the Coosaw
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
GLOUCESTER GOES WET.
Oriy One of f3 Massachusetts Cities to Change on License Question.

Boston, Dec. 5.-The thirteen Massa-
 chusetts cities which held their annual elections today maintained their stand
 on the license question in every i'm stance but one. The exception was Gloucester where a license majority of
 BIT was registered as against a no license majority last year of 2S3. Of the thirteen cities. but three now re- main in the dry administration Quincy and Walthanl. Other cities vot- ing today were Fall River, Fitchburg, Gloucester, Haverfill, Holyoke. Marl- boro. New Bedford, Northampton, Springfield and Taunton. Three of the cities-Fall River. Haverhill and Springheld-did not vote for mayor today and the interest centered upon the choice of aldermen and school mayor was elected there was contest.
 Mayor Charles s. Ashley of New Bedford won the most notable victory. He was a candidate on the citizens a comfortable majority from a field of three. There was also 6. three cornered fight in Brockton, where Mayor Harry C Howard was reelected.
 Other mayors reelected were Isaac Patch Of Gloucester and John J. White of Holyoke. Mayor M. Fred O'Connell of Fitchburg, who was a candidate for re- election, was defeated by Frank O. party. the independent citi- zens, retained control of the city gov srnment Two other mayors unsuc- sought re- -election-John J of Marlboro and William ;. Woods of Taunton. The former was defeated by J. Henry Gleason and the alter by Nathaniel J. W. Fish.
 William H. Feiker, republican, was elected mayor in Northampton, Flu rene R. Stone. republican, fin Quincy: md Patrick J. Duane, democrat. in Valtham-
 Newport, R. l., Dec. 5.-Afayor Pat 1 -ick J. Boyle will next year. as in t1lir- l cen previous years. occupy the may 'ralty seat in Newport's city govern i nent, having been selected today for | lis fourteenth term
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
LABOR WILL PROFIT.
Detective Burns Believes Unions Will
 Rid Themselves of Radicals.

Cleveland, O., Dec. 5.-"Organized labor-the decent, orderly clement will profit by the outcome of the Mc- Namara case" said Detective William J. Burns, before leaving for Pfdladel- phia this evening. And just as soon as they rid themselves of such radicals as Samuel Gompers their progress will be all the more rapid and satisfactory.
 'I think the public should be well satisfied with the sentences passed on the McNamaras by Judge Bordwell at Los Angeles today, because if Judge Bordwell, an eminently fair and able turist, considereds life sentence for James B. and 15 years for John J. ade- Quate punishment, his judgment hes all the weight that could be given 1t by his long study of the case.
 T can say that am we'll satisfied with Judge BordweIrs disposition of the matter. though I frankly say I think that the McNamaras may con slider themselves fortunate at escaping a greater penalty"
 MT. Burns would not say what were the net results of his visit to Cleve- land, nor would he outline his future movements, except to say that after spending Wednesday in Philade1phfa he would go to New York. working on the dynamiting cases in both cities.
 He was asked if his work here would result in more arrests or more indfct- ments, but declined to say anything in that connection He said he had no reason to expect that further confess siops of the McNAmaras would involve others not now concerned in the dy- cases.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
Constitution
 For Republic
NUCLEUS OF THE "UNrTED
 STATES OF cHINA.-
EIGHT PROVINCES IN IT.
Provisional Constitution Adopted at
 Hankow-Nankina to 7e Capital of RepubIic-Prenoier Yuan Still Loyal.

Picking. Dee. 5.-rhe Chinese rebels in the vicinity of Hankow are regain reports received at the foreign lega- tons here today, and the leaders of the revolution are not willing now to con sider any terms from the government except those providing for the estab- 1shment of a republic.
 United States of China"
 Rebel endorsements are marching toward Hankow from Wu Chang The revolutionaries announce the arrival at Hankow of representatives of eight ether provinces, aNd that the delegates met in assembly and adopted a. pro- visional constitution for the new re- public, to be known as United States of China.
 Nankina to Be Capital
 The president Of the republic, it is declared, will be elected by delegates appointed by the provincial governors. Five boards will be created, viz, civil. foreign, finance, war and communica- tions. A popular convention will be called after six months have elapsed.
 The revolutfonaries hope to make Ranking the capital In the interim the Hu Peh military administration will command the rebel provinces.
 Scared by Threatening Letters.
 Threatening letters continue to be sent to government officials at Peking irtimtdating many of them and aug menting the numbers who have de- serted their posts. It is believed that a strong movement is on foot to sub stitute a Chinese regency from the pi esent regent, who, with the other Manchu princes, will retire from Pe- king. But it is unlikely that even this will satisfy the majority of the prov inces.
 Premier Yuan Still Loyal.
 Meanwhile Premier Yuan Shi Kai loyal probably hecafIse he dt es not dare to leave PeIling and does not dare to propose the abdication of the throne
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
Job Hartman
 Showed Under
OVERWHELMING DEFEAT OF Me
 NAMARA ATTORNEY.
ALEXANDER REELECTED.
Los Angeles Mayor Returned by
 Namara Counsel, Also Scratched.

Los Angeles, Cal Dec. 5.-Georee Alexander. good government candidate Tor mayor, was re-elected today by an riman. socialist. The count of ballots at S.S0 o'clock in 76 precincts out of total of S30 gave Alexander 27,9e9 and Hartman 10,554. This shows a gain for Alexander of about 3 to 1 com pared with the primary vote
 Over Two to One Majority.
 Forced to yield first place in the nominating ballot Oct 31 when the vote cast totaIed 45,0OO Mayor George Alexander polled today apparently more than a two to one majority over Hartman in a vote which totaled 40, sS0- When Hartman gained 6 pIu- rallty Of 5000 over the mayor in the October primary the registra tion was approximately 75.000. Today 1s7, 1000 entitled to vote.
 Socialists Admit Defeat.
 Alexanders campaign managers claim the election of the entire good government ticket by a majority of at least 35,O0O- At SIS the socialists left their neadquarters. admitting defeat, but refused to make @ statement Pro- hibition. an issue sn the municipal campaign, received scant attention rom the vote counters and the fate of the drastic dry ordinance remains uncertain though the probability is that it was defeated.
 Attorney Scott Also Scratched.
 On the defeated socialist ticket, be- side Hartman, a lawyer for the Me Namaras, there were a negro junk dealer, former editor of a morning newspaper. two iron moulders and several labor leaders. Scratching of Joseph A. Scott, candidate for re- election to the school board, was ap- parent. He also was one of the sttor- | ueys for the McNamaras.
 Women Out With Baby Carriages.
 The women were treated with the | greatest gallantry. Many mothers l went to the polls pushing baby car i riages and often father took care of | baby while mother voted.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
ooMpERs IS GLAD.
Is Opposed to Capital Punishment Un-
 der Any Circumstances.

New York. Dec. 5.-'T am glad
 death sentence was not imposed. am opposed to capital punishment under
 any circumstances. think the sem
 Iropriate to tho crime" This was
 the comment of Samuel Gompers. pres
 ident of the American Federation of LaboE--tonight. when asked if be was out to the AfcNamara brothers in Los Angeles today. MT. Gompers and Flank Morrison, secretary of the Am- erican Federation of Labor. expected to return to Washington tonight after conference with Alton B. Parker, their counsel in .the Bucks Stove and Range case, for which both men will have to answer to the court several days hence.
 Considers Miller Impertinent-
 "I would like to make one stAt0- rent." continued MT. Gompers. with out being asked to make it, and that IS concerning the gt-ictures made by District Attorney Miller of Indian ship of the American Federation of Labor. I want to say that if Miller has q case to prosecute against me Or anybody else, lot him go ahead and prosecute, but it is not for him to say my leadership is wise or not. consider his criticism q graeuitous and unwarranted fmpert1nence, Mill CT has no right to set himself up as my gulde. 1 purpose 70 stand bFuo 70 the men of labor"
 Had No Knowledge of Explosions.
 Again Mir. Gompers was asked the question that has been put to hir practically every time he has been in- terviewed since the NcNaTnaras plead cd guilty, namely, as to whether he had any knowledge of any of the many cases of violence cited by the Nation al Ersctors' assOcia ton as having been perpetrated by labor men.
 Again, repeat have not said Mir. Gompers, emphatically. 'If had any knowledge would consider my self an accessory to the crime. If ever I am called upon to defend any charges that I had knowledge of the cage or any of these cases shall not be afratd to answer"
 Received No Outside Aid
 MT Gompers. did tho bridge and ,tructural iron workerS union receive my money from other organizations turing the time that the McNamarA brothers wers active in their dynanait- ng plots?"
 they did not receive one iollar from any outside organization vas the reply.
 Frank Morrison tonight added to ais earlier statement in regard to he funds raised by the American Federation of Labor for the McNe- aaras' defence by saying that ha due ime Q pamphlet would be published ontafninr an itemfzed account show ng where every dollar of the money rent.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
WANTS s5,ooo DAMAGES
 FOR RUIN OF HER BEAUTY.
Atlantic City Teacher Claims ft Spoiis-
 Her Chance of Marriage.

Camden, ". J.. Dec. 5.-Niss Aunetta Myers, an Atlantic City school teach ~E CT. entered suit here today for s5,00d damages against Robert Cain. a mem- Der of the Camden county board of V free holders, whose horse she alleges knocked her down and injured her beauty to an extent that her chancs of marriage is ruined. Miss Myers sustained a broken nose and a crushed cheeIzbone in the accident Her coun- sef claims that she was so disfigured that "she hates to appear in public"
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
Orders to Hold Prisoners.

Hamnel tonight received word from Special United States District Attorney Lawler to postpone preparations for removing the McNanaras to the peni- tcntfary. Subpoenas are said to have been drawn requesting the appearance Of the prisoners before the federal grand fury.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06

Lima, Peru, Dec. 5.-The British. Bo- livian and Peruvian commissioners, composing the mixed commission form ed to arrange for definite demaTl1a- tion of the frontiers of Peru and BO- livia, in accordance with the recent treaty between those countries, have returned to Lima
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
Hamden.--W1l

Hamden.-William Pacquale. aged Is, arrested for the series of burglar ies committed during the past two weeks, was bound over to the superior court He pleaded guilty to four bur giarfes and admitted gn1ninx an en- trance to one place by literally chop ping away the door with an ara
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06
D.en River Fae+orv aurn.

Deep River, Conn, Dec. LA three story wooden building known as the c. B. Rogers factory, only a small par, of which was occupied, was destroyed by fire today with a loss of $1.5oo !. H. Lawrence. builder. lost $500 or matsrials stored in the building
Norwich bulletin., 1911-12-06

Santo Domingo, Dec. 5.-The senate today confirmed the election of Sen ator Fladiro Victoria as provisional president Of the republic. in succession to the assassinated president, General Ramon Caccres.