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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-11-24


ers burning oil. and nothing else. are
in commission. The Arethusa, the I'M
provised oil ship which was in the re-
view. could not supply these vessels
with oil for more than five days steam
ing at 20 knots; the tanks, the two
GOLFERS which carry oil, could 'oil up
once the four dreadnoughts, which
burn oil as well as coal The British
navy has four oil ships. Should we
get into trouble we should have to
rely upon the patriotism Of the Stand
ard OIL company for tank steamers.
III admit that in case OF a sudden
furry any ships could be improvised
for auxiliary duty in job-lot way. but
they would be wholly insufh cient IN
nun Der and equipment But naval
wars are swift and by the tine this
service could be fully organized, and
the personnel enlisted. let alone
trained. the war would be over. For
effective performance in peace and war
the following types are needed in rela-
ton 70 a squadron of eight battleships
OF an ideal feet: -Four armored cruis-
ers. eight protected cruisers (scouts)
90 destroyers. two destroyer tenders,
eight GOLFERS. one repair ship. one hos
pital ship. one supply ship. one trans
-o-- one ammunition shin.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

The fund for the children of
Marshal Butcher is gradually
assuming somewhere near tht.
proportions the committee had
set their heart on but there are
still many men vino would glad
ly donate to such a worthy
cause if their attention was but
called to it. At least $1,000
should be raised by the citizen
of this community for the chill
dren of the man who gave his
life protecting life and proper.
~. He was a brave man and
met death as a brave man
should, fighting for the com
munity and this is the only
method the community has OF
showing its appreciation Of his
loyalty and bravery.
Any contribution left at any
Of the banks, Ed G.lls Harness
Shop, Harry Newton's Lumber
Yard or the Times Office will
be credited and duly appreciat-
ed
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
THE SECOND Or MARSHAL
BUTCHERS ffyJRDEREKS FOUND
Was Drowned the Last Day They Were
Seen

report reached this city last evening that body had
been found in the Missouri about miles south of the
where the last and Coroner Hennesey
and several Immediately there but the darkness
impossible to reach the place and all work abandoned
until morning The body mooTei that would
several others there this morning found
the body in shallow water not far tom the bank
side of the river horse blanket secured and the BODY
brought to shore Both feet and hands and
from purfacon and the body advanced
decomposition that Identification of the features mpo
be except the teeth which large prominent and far
apart of the characteristics murderer as mentioned
peculiar shape those taken from other brother by
Marshal Butcher watch and chain of the description
chat by Chas Parsow when he left home described
his stepmother bar OF done husk package
ofcigarette papers, nearly dollar in change and bottle
medicine The medicine is good means of Identification it
known he was in weakened condition from long standing
ailment.
The clothes taken from the boiy and brought to
this city where they positively identified by three
tramps who have been held since the shooO The body
wrapped horse blanket and buried the spot where
found it badly decomposed that impossible
bring it here for burial All of the of Identification
positive that the officers absolutely that
Butcher ago. the brother being washed up on sand
oar Florence time ago This body found by
Peter Tyson and Geo Lanry but they will part of
the $500 reward the state cannot offer reward dead
This ends of the worst tragedies the history
city and for all concerned drowning the way out it.
The two desperadoes surrounded with two
hundred determined side Missouri River
he Had they chosen the other other lives might
have been sacrificed and the end would have been
pished surely An for and tooth for
tooth has been fulfilled.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Magnolia Items
George Radke. MS. and II. \

NAQkllOlld llCIllo
George Radke, Ms. and In.
Lawrence and John Kllts are
attending the State Fair at
Des Moins this week.
Elsie and Pearl Keibelsen of
Glidden visited the F.. T En-
merson and WV. Brandt fam
lilies last week.
Louise Townsend of l. gan is
the guest of Mrs. TT. Emmer-
SON
Mr., and Mrs. Otis Freye and
little daughter of Sloan are
visiting relatives here.
Rev. Alfred Bashford and
family of Beemer, Nebr. visited
the w. B. Gilkerson family,
Monday.
Mrs. H 3. Sloan of Logan and
|S.R. Sloan of Iowa City visited
relatives here last week.
Mrs. Edwin Ovitt and son of
Omaha and Mrs. Agnes Ebert
and daughter of Boulder Color
ado visited friends here last
week.
A son was born Saturday to
Mr.. and Mrs. Steve Stebbens.
Mrs. Anna kits was an ON a
ha visitor Saturday.
Jasper Nc Kinney and family
of Woodbine visited the Law
renee families the last of the
week.
DR.. Roy Cutler and a friend
from Little Sioux visited the
DR.. C.E. Cutler family Monday.
C.E. johnson is papering and
re-painting the School rooms
this week. New floors and cell
ings will also be put in some Of
the rooms.
Charlie Doyle of Dunlap i
visiting his grandparents Dr..
e. E. Cutler and wife.
Ethel Nc Hale returned to
her home at Lyons Nebr. Mon
day.
Eighty-eight dollars was TAX
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Notice

AS have sold out my gro.
Gerry business and l am going
Co leave town next Tuesday
evening, all who are owing me
on account, will please come
and settle by cash or bankable
note. ] have my accounts at
Stout & Schulmeister's office,
lst door west of the postofice.
All accounts that are not set
tied by that time will be placed
in the hands of an attorney for
collection. G.. U. Myers.
50
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Sunday being Mrs. H. ].
Steuves 10th birthday q few Of

Sunday being Mrs, H. ].
Steuves 10th birthday q few Of
her friends and relatives gath
cred at their pleasant country
home B miles west of Love-
land to give her quite a sur
prise. The day was spent in
visiting and music. At noon a
bountiful dinner was served to
which all did ample justice, es-
pecially the fried chicken.
Those present were Mrs. E. r.
Steuve and children of Council
Bluffs, Mr.. and Mrs. Bill Martin
and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ernest Lutge, Mr.. and Mrs. 1.
K. Ammons, Mo. Valley, Mr..
and Mrs. Gus Steuve and son,
Miss Lula Stobee of Modale,
Mr.. Claud Ammons, Charlie
Myers. Mo. Valley. All enjoy
ed a pleasant time and wishing
Mrs. Steuve many more such
birthdays. Mr.. Stueve pre-.
sented Mrs. Stueve with a
lovely dining room table as a
present.
One Who Was There.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Creamery butter at Gilmores
Grocery soc per pound.

If by properly fitted glasses
you can straighten cross eyes,
by improperly fitted glasses
you can produce cross eyes.
Have your eyes tested at Shi-
ley's and have your glasses
properly fitted. 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Exscutrix's Notice

Notice is hereby given to all
persons interested:
That on the 20 day of August
AID. 1911, the undersigned was
appointed by the District Court
!of Harrison County, Iowa, Exc
'cutrix of the estate of James B.
Leet deceased, late of said
County. All persons indebted
to said estate will make pay.
ment to the undersigned. and
those having claims against the
same will present them, legally
authenticated, to said Court for
allowance.
Dated August Goth 1911.
Margaret Leet Executrix.
a31s7-14
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

While rubbering around 60
into Shiley's drug store and
rubber over their rubber goods.
You may see something you
want, and all guaranteed quail.
ity. 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Wall paper is now in season
and my stock is in perfect or
der and I would be pleased to
have you examine it before
buying, G. 5. Osborne
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Big Dance

Township hall, California,
Thursday evening. August 3lst,
music by Baisden & Silk. Ad-
mission SOC. Ladies free.
AL
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Extra fancy blue plums for
canning $3.50 per 4 basket
crate this week at Gilmores
Grocery.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

The mother of Joseph Lewis
McAdams wants to know the
whereabouts of her boy. He
formerly worked for the Rail
road Company of this city. Any
information left at the Times
office will be thankfully receiv.
ed py the mother.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Try one Of our new Improved
food choppers and meat grind
ers, a household necessity, at K.
e. Brundige Hard WARE Store.
81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Notice

! want to say to my customers
that after the LIST day of Sept.
all coal and feed will be sold
for cash only and hope to be
able to give better prices. Call
and get my prices.
sig E. f. James.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
California Bartlett pears,
$3.50 petsbox at Gilmore's gro.
Gerry.
In case Of fire call 100.
MOTTO .

MOTTO .
All those knowing them.
selves 1adobtcd 10 this firm,
who have not settled their
account within the past 60
days, will please do so be.
fore Sept. 1st, 1911.
Ed D. Bradley 4 Co.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

The Opera House Barber
Shop has moved into the Cra-
mer Building LIST door west Of
Robt. w. Harvey's drug store.
Mr.. Whitmer will be pleased to
see all his old customers in the
new location.
50 ]. c. Whitmore.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Five cars of horses from
England were in the yards to-
lay going to various parts Of
che country. One car of II
goes to Lincoln Nebr.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Now is the time to get your
peaches and pears as they are
the best that will be on the
market this year. A large
stock of them at Gilmore's gro
Gerry.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

When you want a pound Of
the best uncolored Japan Tea
go to Gilmores Grocery for it.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Meat Prices Reduced a,
Beagles Meat Market

Just because it is September
LIST | will sell at following
orices
A good Beefsteak. $50. 10c
Prime Rib Roast. lOc
Choice Pot Roast g lOc
Rib Boiling Beef. &c &c
Sugar Cured B Bacon up. 15c
Boneless Picnics. ........ 12c
D. s. Pork. ............ 12ac
Pure lard. .............. 12ac
Bologna Sausage 8 lbs. -. Csc
G. w. Beagle,
81 314 Erie.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

will pay a liberal re ward Tor
the return of Mr.. Butchers re-
volver taken from him before
he was murdered.
Mrs. Geo. Butcher.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
SOCIAL DANCE

Violet Camp No. 1915, X.
Of A. will give a dance at
Walkers hall, Wednesday
evening, Aug. Goth. Music
by the popular musicians,
Baisden & Sillick. Public
cordially invited. General
admission l5c.
$50 Committee.
1f@y es- o., 81. 10 at t-ii-
more'a grocery-the finest
peaches that will be seen en-
the markets this year.
Don't forget the Bais1en al d
Silk dance has been change 1
from the NeuGnd Hall to tire
Walker Hall for next Friday
evening. 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Let US look after your cave
trough and spouting before the
rainy season sets in. We keep
q competent timer for such
work. K. E. Brundige,
so Hardware.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

The local ball team went to
Woodbine this morning where
they play in the tournament
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

DR.. F. H. Potter, Veterinary
Surgeon and dentist, graduate
of Ontario, Canada. Phone
40. Answer calls day or
r:ght. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Notice
On account of the manager
of Neufind Hall canceling his
contract with us, in the future
our dances will be held in the
Walker Hall every Friday even.
ing during the winter, the first
to be given Friday Sept. 1st.
Hoping to meet you all at
Walkers Hall Friday evening.
We remain
Yours for good Music
Baisden and Silk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

The Kinds and Raglan deliv-
cry team became frightened
this morning and ran from
First st. to the barn on Fifth
st. The driver was thrown
out and quite badly jolted up
but no bones were broken. But
little damage was done to the
wagon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

w. R. C. Circle will meet at
Walkers hall Friday, Sept. 1,
at 2 p. m. | wish all the mem
Ibers of the Corps to be present
if possible, as We h I'VE import
ant business to talk over in re-
gard to convention. No lunch
will be served.
81 Mrs Tucker, Pres.
DOME forget the Baisden and
Silk dance has been changed
from the Neufod Hall to the
Walker Hall for next Friday
evening. 81
The Ladies OF the Aid Soci-
ETY. of the M. E church will
hold their food SAFE at Geo.
Gaver's Neat la.Sst 5 a1ulday
Sept. End. 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Casey are
into their new home on
Third st. today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Big Dance


Township hall, California, Ia,
Thursday evening, August 31st,
music by Baisden & Silk. Ad-
mission Soc. Ladies free.
AL
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Thur
Der of Grand Island are the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. H. H.
Thurber.
Mrs. S. K. Sherwood is in
Council Bluffs for a few days
the guest of Mrs. Dave Erixon.
Friday, September LIST, fall
commences and Monday, 4th is
Labor Day. Time flies apace
and winter will soon be with
us. What will it be?
Rose Hollow Ice Cream Social
There will be a lawn and ice
cream social at Rose Hollow
Saturday evening, September
End. The Mo. Valley Concert
band will be present and fur.
nish music during the evening.
Miss Harriet Riley is spend.
ing the week in Omaha with
friends.
Miss Nina Richardson lef,
for Excelsior Springs, Missouri
this morning for a few weeks
visit.
H. Campbell and wife, Of
Anita, are in the Vall:y the
guests of the w. H. Campbell
family.
Mrs. F W. Schnur of Omaha
is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs
NJ. C. Burbank.
W. H. Branson, of Texas, was
. caller today. Things in
Texas are all O. K. according
to his report.
Mrs. Andy Wheeler and dau-
ghters are in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
South's Millinery

oOuln'S millinery
Our fall and winter stock
81 millinery has arrived, and
We i..vite the ladies, one and
all, to Cali and examine one
81 the most stylish up tc
date lines Of millinery ever
brought to Missouri Valley,
Sur styles are right; cur
prices correct. We study to
please the public. Call and
see US,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
For Sale

so tons of fine wild hay
Call at the Times office.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Ed Myers is in Omaha today

Mrs. Harry Cox and son leaves
for their home in Denver tc.
morrow.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Mrs. E. E. Steuve and child
rem of Council Bluffs are spend.
ing a week with Mr.. and Mrs.
Fl. j. and G. w. Steuve.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
:, : Miss. Martha Muller
Miss. Esther Jones
Mrs jill. South

Frank Kinds is in Omaha to-
lay.
Gen Stoekeeper Carroll of
Chicago and Stoekeeper Cor
coy of this city left for Norfork
today on little tour of inspect
ion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Extra choice Colorado Bart
yeti Pears for canning. 5000
per box at Gilmores Grocery.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31
Rntared at the Postcffice at Nilsson.
Valley. Iowa. q second class matter.
Drs. Gamble & Gamble, os-
teopaths, Sixth st.
DR.. Horace Warren, rooms
!, 2 and 3 Watkins block.
Phones-Office IA, Res, 14k.

W. g. Finley, Physician and
Surgeon. Phones: Residence,
2c2 Red; Office, 1926 Red. Third
and Erie, No. Valley, Iowa.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

en- in by the Congregational
Church ladies Old Settlers Day
for serving dinner.
Louis Benson and wife of
Carroll and Charles Benson and
wife of California are visiting
relatives.
re. Dewell of Fremont, Neb.
spent Old Settlers Day in Mag
nolia.
Helen Allen returned to Ona-
wa Sunday.
Old Settlers Reunion which
was held in the park Thursday
was one of the most largely at
tended, a crowd of ten thousand
being present. A fine program
was given in the afternoon.
The L. D. S. reunion which
will be held in Magnolia, will
begin Friday Sept. LIST. The
Tabernacle was put up Monday
and the smaller tents are being
put in place. Alarge gathering
is expected.
Z)ra Brandt commenced the
fall term of school in the Vince
lock district Monday.
Mrs. Sarah Nc Williams and
children, of Lincoln, Nebr. are
visiting friends here.
MIR, Worth and sons are at.
tending the State Fair. They
have a display of apples there,
from their fruit farm in Raglan
Township.
Evert Girton is recovering
from an attack of typhoid fever
The Misses. Nc Lain came
Friday from Adairville Ken
lucky to teach in the High
School and Primary Grade.
-----------------
Advertised letter list for the
week ending Aug %, 1911:
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

You can get a premium list
Of the Harrison county fair by
calling at any bank in the city
They are ready for distribution
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Thur
Der of Grand Island are the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. H. H.
Thurber.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Advertised letter list for thf
week ending Aug %, 1911:
Balton, Claud
chatham, C. N.
Collins, John G.
Iungling, VIM. 2.
Parish, D. G.
D. j. Album, P. M.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

Mrs. T W. Schnur of Omaha.
is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. C. Burbank.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

H. Campbell and wife, Of
Anita, are in the Vall:y the
guests of the w. H. Campbell
family.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-08-31

W. H. Branson, of Texas, was
. caller today. Things in
Texas are all O. K. according
to his report.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11
A poII,s siIv,r Sal

A set of silver for the dolrs dress
ing table can be made from tinfoil. sn
1t is good plan to save all the tinfoil
that comes around candy. etr. ADD
smooth 1t out nicely. Yon NAV make \
mirror for the dra wing room or the
dolls boudoir Of the tinfoil with boz
der OF gold paper. Cut out n piece 1T
cardboard in any shape you desire
and then cover 1t with tinfoll, The gilt
border should not he plain. hut shoi,'l
be cut into ornamental corners or used
to cover raised frame Of cardbuard
IT you are going to use the mirror for
the dining room or library of the dolls
house make the mirror in the sans
manner with double cardboard frame
around the edge and cover this frame
with dark paper in the wood tones
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11
Captain KITS Cruises.


When Captain Kit Ia telling yarns
To Tim and Ted and Polly
About the Crafty Christopher
And all Its cruises Jolly
His lively tales
Or chasing whales
In sunny southern seas.
Where dolphins play
Mid flying spray
And waves dance In the breeze,
Set all their little hearts on fire--
TO san AT once Is their desire.
And Tim will he the CAPTAIN.
And Ted will be the mate,
And Polly ii be the lookout
Who sits aloft in state.
But when be tells Of bowling winds
To Tim and Ted ard Polly
Md all tbs Crafty Christophers
| Adventures melancholy,
OF inky clouds,
IA And Icy shrouds,
NV And waves that sweep the deck:
E~F OF straining ropes,
And failing hopes
And rocks that wait to wreck.
Then all their little cheeks grow pnls,
And they decide that when they sail
Tim win be the cabin boy,
And Ted WIN be the cook.
And Polly III be passenger
Tucked In some sheltered nook.
\ =. 49, Youths Companion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11
A Bathtub by the Sea.

A few miles below Delmar. Cal.
there may be seen in a rocky ledge Il
peculiar basin cut out of solid rock
1t measures by a feet and its depth
is about Eve feet At high tide the
basin is filed: at low. II and the sur
rounding rock ledge are laid bare.
ADORE the basin are cutters. which al
low the escape of surplus waters 1t
is supposed that the bath was used hy
the Indians in early times and thar
they heated the sea water by means
Of heated stones 1t is not improbable
that the sick redskins obtained relief
from skin diseases and other Ills h7
baths in the hot salt water of this pc.
culiar basin.
1t is quite well made and shapelV
and would have been very convenient,
for such purpose.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11

Turtles are one OF a few kinds OF an
finals that live longer than men do,
They look their age too A turtle that
had a date mark on him. though me-
the date of bis arrival in the world.
was found few days ago in New
York. not far from Poughkeepsie. where
the boat races are held on the Hudson
river In the early summer. The turtle.
which was a land tortoise, was found
by David b. Sleigbt. who lives on the
farm where his father lived for many
years. On the turtles back. but In thu
hard shell, Mr.. Sleigbt found his ia.
theirs initials. A. w. s.. and the date
1854, cut deeply and still plainly Wis.
ible. He added his own initials and
the date and turned the little creature
loose to live perhaps until another gen.
Grafton Of Sleights come along,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11
|For theChildren.
Hattie Enjoying
Her Daily Bath.

fHCto Uy AlIlriiIuh it5S NSsoN'r'''h-
Elephants. as most young people
know. are very fond Of bathing. and
In their native jungles frequently seek
the rivers and lakes to enjoy n water
frolic. Down at Coney Island the
pachyderms take swim IN the surf
and greatls enjoy bnffeting the salt
pillows. When bathing at the beach
the huge beasts are accompanied by
trainers, who sit on their necks and
guide them from the water when their
time is up. This is necessary. for they
are show animals and must be In their
places when the performance begins.
If left to themselves they would prob
ably forget ell about their engage
ments. The elephant in the picture il
Hattie, the famous performing ele-
phant in the Central Park ZOO. The
photographer caught her as she was
getting her daily bath from hose.
Her expression shows she is enjoying
1t hugely.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11

Why are good boys like dough? Re
cause we need them
Why Is 1t impossible for boy who
hsps to believe in the existence Of
young ladies'? He takes every miss tpr
a myth.
Why are printers liable to had colds Z?
Because they always use damp sheets
Why is an empty discourse Ike a
solid one? Because It Is all sound.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-11

Figg Two negatives make an al.
1rmativp, you know Fogg With n
woman il LAKES only one. mango.