The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-10-13

ow money with which to buy brim.
tone for his furnaces, If he had Sc.
'urity.
Great success attracts great oppo. |
'ition. 1t is probable that every fair.
y good newspaper man in this coun. |
ry is now working on a scheme to |
do up" the Saturday Evening Post
Don't depend on what is coming 60 |
YOU: you are apt to be too liberal in |
he estimate. Depend only on what
YOU get
People laugh when two men in a
town are led into quarrel
by their wives. Big men do the same
thing; two OF the most noted men I'm
this country, formerly friends now
hate each other because their wives
had silly row.
Nearly all wives contradict their
husbands. When man tells n good
story, his wife says: NO dear it
wasn't that way" etc, and spoils the
effect.
Il am afraid" a mother said to her
laxative boy, whose tongue had been
cut when he was baby, that | had
your tongue cut too much"
The unhappy women are not all
to mean men; many of them
are not married at all
When human hog meets with
loss, how people rejoice!
The only gambling tip which
amounts to anything, is tip to keep
out of the game.
A boys hands are usually dirtier
than a girls, but it is because he has
to grease the buggy and carry in the
coal.
Among women, poor cook should
be ranked with man who has work
ed at trade all his life, and knows
almost nothing about it,
A man may love his wife dearly,
but when he explains his views to her
fully, as they sit around the evening
lamp, her yawning greatly annoys
him.
AS soon as people being to think
they are important, they begin to talk
louder.
1t is very easy to drift into the hab-
it of roasting" people. II you will
cultivate the habit of letting PEG.
pie alone. you will find it a good deal
more satisfactory. / don't believe in
meaningless praise, but | earnestly
advocate letting people alone.
I'd like to be a good piano player,
but I'm glad I can't play just lit
tie.
The people are always exclaiming
"Wonderful!" about something that
isn't wonderful. Nothing is wonder,
full that has happened millions of
times every year for millions of years
1t is sometimes possible to abate
a man nuisance. Men have a way OF
saying what they think to other men
But it's different with woman nuts
ance; no one dare say anything, and
the only help for her is the grave
yard or the insane asylum.
When you fail, your big assortment
OF excuses do you no good.
We all pick good deal at people
we like pretty well.
When we tell how people have NJ
appreciation, l believe we all exag
gerate little.
Every poor man frequently says: {"
don't care much for style; l am salts
fled if | am comfortable"
When young man studies law
that isn't the worst of it; the wors
of it is the country not only gets an
other lawyer, but another politician.
A man who hears that a good dea
| of deviltry goes on, and looks for i
| with a view of enjoying it, neve
finds as much as he heard about Ant
what he does find isn't as pleasan
as he had been led to believe.
A man who believes he understand
grammar is as conceited and dis
| agreeable about it as a man who be
| lieves he understands Shakespeare.
Ever notice how funny you fee
when a man winks at you mysterious
ly, and you don't understand the sig
nificance of it?
Just when the people will reform
after centuries of earnest appeal,
don't know. And / don't care much
I'm getting along all right, and S,
are you, probably.
1t must have occurred to most clos,
observers that what is general.
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