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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30
DID you SEE THE HONEY BOYS
/ NO! WELL THAT'S TOO BAD.

Now that the dramatic editor has
sufficiently recovered his equapamity
TO remain seated In front Of his type
z writer. he will endeavor to typewrite
what he saw and heard at the Cairo
Opera House last night.
The title of the show was, "George
Evans and his Honey Boy Minstrels, Z
the funniest of funny minstrel shows
that ever packed gallery or made
standing room expensive.
George Evans. have you ever seen
him? Do you remember that shape
, and say, weren't those songs great
George has the most laughahle shape
YOU ever laid eyes on. and those feet
That's what thy call them beGa,At
4 the professors OF language neglected
to select any other word for thin,;
that are not feet. yet take the pIae,
OF feet
The entire Honey Boy company
was in excellent form and there was
not one hitch during the entire per-
formahce. George Evans and his
Honey BOYS are one biz theatrical
scream. and II you doubt this ASK
some member OF last nights audi
ence at the Opera House.
The curtain arose promptly at
S:15 O'Clock and every member of
the audience was seated. indlcatiu,
that the people 81 Cairo have conf
,dence Ia the promise of the new
management 70 start all performance,
on time. The new management ha
accomplished wonders al the Opera
HGiHTs ffhase were not Just exactl.
the words Of George Evans when he
stepped out IA front Of the audienc
last nfsAk but his. words we're Il,
that effect. George admitted by his
actions that he had been treated 10
p pleasant shock, for all the i'm.
provements have been made since Ills
last appearance there.
! ssisxf$s NJ y.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

The longer live, the more | am
certain that the great difference be.
tween men, between the feeble and
the powerful, the great and the In
significant. Is energy, invincible de
termination--a purpose once fixed.
and then death or victory! Fowell
Buxton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

Brooklyn woman wants TIN
courts to grant her two years sep.
aration from her husband so that he
may try to win her back Sh Is TAX.
ing a dangerous chance A man who
makes 1t necessary for his wife to
take such step would be just mean
trough not to try to win her back
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

When the Quakers came to Penn.
sylvania in 1882 the only indians in
the neighborhood were the Della.
wares, who had Just been terribly
beaten by the Five Nations and fore
ed into treaty by which they sub
mitted to be called women.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

There are people Ike the Apostle
Paul. whose lives hayo been battered
and twisted. but whose spirits are ra-
fiant as the sun. You Will listen in
vain for wailings or t9n,glaints These
are the victors In llfe md filters Of
the common load that humanity car.
ries
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30
His Only Chance.

The mano who has never become
suffi ciently important to lift first
.shovelful Of earth or lay corner
stone or drive last spike may as
well try to become reconci.ed to the
fact that posterlty will have to honor
him, II he is to be honored.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

hygienic conditions in the best equipped
laboratories in the world.
1t is complete medicine chest Of
great value. For sudden illnesses Of
any kind II affords great relief and as
a daily tonic--for body building, for
a stinulant with no reaction--it stands
supreme.
Sold in sealed bottles only by drug
glsts Grocers and dealers, or direct,
500 Z large bottle. Our doctors will
stud You advice free, together with
valuable illustrated medical booklet on
r"n'icn'ion The duffy Malt Whiskey
K M NDc's@ter N "
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30
UNITY ILLINOIS.
Nj. John s. Hodges leaves for Cal

Nh. John s. Hodges leaves for Cali
tGrnia soon.
Mrs. James Meeks who has been
visiting in Newton, H.. has returnea
home
Mrs. A. L, Parker who has been
very sick is improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. W H. Parker OF
Mounds are the guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. +. Hodges this week.
" ] irby after severe illness is
able to be up again.
nr. T.. ]. Cause went to cairo yes
terday on business
Dr. J. A. NJ Gibbs went to Pull
ashi TO-DAY on business.
Or. ]. A. Adkerson and wife OF
Martin. Tenn. are the guests of Mr..
and Mrs. n. b. Hodges this week
Country Clerk. Jessie p Miller OF
Tairo called ON pr. j A. NJ Gibbs
Monday.
Mir Sam Vaughan who with his
family are visitingfhis father here is
down with Typhoid Malaria fever
Quite few took advantage of the
ST Louis excursion last Sunday.
One of our promising young men
of THIS place has gone to ST. Louis to
learn TO be an automobilist
MOUND CITY.
Mrs. Newton Dalton and daughter
Miss Pearl returned home from
Sikeston. Mo, where they yisiteu
relatives the past week
Mrs. William Martin, Sr.. ana
daughter. Miss Blaneh left Friday for
WieklHfe whore they will be guests
G. r. Waterman OF Mounds spen,
Thursday evening with friends in
the city.
Mrs. +. p. Williams is seriously
i'll at her home on Commercial
avenue.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30
Value at Contentr,ert

A contented mind Is the greatest
blessing a man can enjoy In this
world, and II. In the present life, his
happiness arises from conquering his
desires, IL will arise in the next from
the qualification of them
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

No Exeer zion.
Nothing, humanity sp aAtug. j,
feet, not even the flights which {
fashions make some women zoos
Puck
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

hadly Fsar Centuries oid.
Germany has specimen Of hoIls
Mo years old, f
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

Subscribe for the Bulletin, the
best paper in the city.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

We are turning a lot OF young law
yers out" Don't worry. They'll get
back at us by taking US in,'A
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30
the WEATHER
U. States Department Of Agriculture,
Weather Bureau.
/ WEATHER FORECASTS.
For Cairo and Vicinity. Satur-
day fair with moderate temperature.


WAS hington, Sept. 20. Illinois
Probably fair saturday: Sunday UNI
settled with showers,
Kentucky: Probably fair Satur-
day; Sunday showers. AZ
Arkansas: Cloudy and coot-r Sat
urday; Sunday probably showers
Missouri. Unsettled probably fol
lowed by showers Saturday and sun
day.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30
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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

Cairo, ILL.,, Sept ~, 1911.
Highest temperature .8 81
Lowest Temperature .... .- ~
q b. m. temperature. ..... ~
III midnight tstreet record. IS
Character Of Day Cloudy
"a hour precipitation. 90
Sun Record.
Sun will rise today i... a'9i O. M.
sun win set today. s:42 p. m
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-30

Mrs =. p. Williams is seriously
Ill at her home on Commercial
avenue.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
Run into by Train.

While driving to Lafayette Station
Saturday night Geo. Erickson, son OF
Aug. Erickson, was run into by the
NJ. & St. L. passenger train coming
from the Twin Cities. The accident
happened at the second crossing south
of Lafayette about two blocks from
town. Young Erickson drove towards
the station and according to his state
ments on seeing the approaching train
wanted to stop the horses before the
crossing. The animals, however, be-
came uumanageable and made dash
for the other side. In the meantime
the train came along striking the
team between the horses and..the sleigh.
One horse escaped unipjured while the
other one had to be killed on account
of the serious injuries received. Mr..
Erickson himself, was thrown out OF
the sleigh receiving numerous bruises
also internal injuries which we're be-
lieved to be serious. According to
later reports; however, he is getting
along nicely and no further fears are
entertained for his recovery.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
Removed to New Quarters.

N. Heuningsen and Adolph Nellie
have rented the Offices formerly occu-
pied by Attorney Albert Steinhauser
in the Masonic Block on the same
floor where their old offices were
located. This gives them splendid
osice facilities with all modern con-
veniences, including fre-proof vault.
Albert Steinhauser will occupy the
Office rooms over the New Ulm Pub
fishing Company, This change will
be perfected this week and all Of tie
parties will be pleased to have their
friends come in and get acquainted
with their new quarters.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
-0BITUARY.

Walter, the six-years old son of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Emmerich, succumbed
to 9 severe attack Of brain fever last
Sunday morning. The funeral was
held Tuesday morning from the Cat
holic church.
Death has again entered into the
ranks of young people and this time
claimed Dora Kuehn, the daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kuehn of the
Town Of Sigel Miss Kuehn was i'll
only ten days With Pneumonia when
the last call came Saturday afternoon.
The funeral was held Tuesday after
noon, Rev. @. J. Albrecht conducting
the services. Deceased had reached
the age Of twenty-four years and is
survived by her parents, four brothers
and three sisters.
An old resident of Burnstown, Nels
Newdall, died at the home Of his son,
Peter, OF Sleepy Eye Wednesday Jan.
18th. The funeral took place Jan.
23rd from the home and at the church
Rev. Bondo of Sleepy Eye officiating.
Deceased was born in 1889 in Sweden
and for over fourty years resided on
farm in Burnstown. Four sons and
one daughter survive him.
Mrs. Hans Siverson died Friday
Jan. 10th at her home in Sleepy Eye
IS result Of taking paris green.
She had been in poor health for some
time and other troubles probably
caused her mind to become weak. She
took the poison, so she told, to end
her unhappiness. Her husband states
that be noticed nothing strange in her
conduct and seemed quite cheerful
when he was home. The physicians
we're Immediately called but their help
was of no avail and she died the next
morning. She leaves husband and
three small children.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01

4 John Forster Jr. spend Sunday 10
Springfield with his brother George.
"A baby boy was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Adam j. Peters Wednesday
morning.
n The basket ball: team Of Browns
Business college will play the Nor,
gan High School team next Friday at
Morgan.
Representative Alb. Pfaender was
appointed temporary speaker of the
house by Speaker H. II. Dunn for
last Wednesday.
F. II. Behnke last week attended q
meeting OF the Minnesota Merchants
Fire Insurance of-which he is tressu-
rer, at Minneapolis.
Emil Heinrich of Meeker county on
his return from visit at the state
school at Faribault visited with his
friend Herm. Schreyer, last week.
The Misses Lou and Kate Schramm
VIM. A. Pfefferle, John Brey and
w. J. Julius Of this city attended the
X. of c. party at Mankato Friday
evening.
The End Reg. Band will give its
annual concert Feb. 10th at the Opera
House. This is only preliminary
announcement. Particulars will fol-
low in later issue.
L. Scharf, formerly cashier of the
State Bank of CORTLAND, visited With
friends in this city, Monday. Mr..
Scharf Is cashier of the citizens State
Bank, of Krem, N. D.
Foley Kidney Pills are a reliable
remedy for backache, rheumatism and
urinary Irregularities. They are tonic
in action, quick in results and afford
q prompt relief from all kidney dis
orders. o. NJ. Olsen.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Lauterbach of
Redwood Falls arrived in this city
last Saturday. Mr.. Lauterbach re:
turned Monday while his wife intends
to stay some time longer.
Preparations for the state Sunday
school convention have begun in
earnest. The convention will be held
at Mankato March 8 and 10 and about
500 Sunday school workers will at.
tend.
The Mems Club of the Congrega-
tional church will hold meeting next
Thursday at o'clock to discuss the
Initiative Referendum and Recall.
This topic may arise atEany time and
everyone ought to become acquainted
with the subject. Voters turn out and
Join the discussion.
Wd. Eibner's hot chocolate and
other hot drinks go just like the pro-
berbial shot cakes" since they have
been installed at his restaurant.
You 90 in, ask for something hot and
presto, the electric heater has it all
ready, steaming and hot. This will
be quite as popular as are the iced
drinks in summer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
Follows Z Cold.

But never follows the use OF Foley's
Honey and Tar, which checks the
cough and expels the cold. M. Stock
we'll, Hannibal, Mo-, says, ut beats
all the remedies ever used. | con-
tracted bad cold and cough and was
threatened with pueumonia. One
bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar COM
ple.ely cured me- No opiates, just a
reliable household medicine. .. M.
Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
is recovering

Mrs. Aug. Muske is recovering
from severe illness. rs
.Theo. Schonlau Of Minneapolis was
in.the city several days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chss. Tsstel, jr., are
the proud parents of little man.
Frank Krisser of h Battsraeid is
visiting with his uncle Henry Rolwes
since Thursday. ss.. l3s
"A beautiful new carpet was laid In
the Congregstion church last week
BY ]. 81. Forster.
Mrs. Otto Schumacher, of Milwau-
kee is visiting her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. Aug. Hellmann.,
Misses Hannah julius and Alma
KLEIN and Will KLEIN OF Fairfax we're
visitors in this city last week.
Jos. and Mich. Schuster are decorst.
ing the interior of And. J. Eckstein's
new drug store at Clear Lake.
Otto Reinke and family of Minnea>
polls spent several days last week
with friends and relatives in this city.
Miss Hedwig Dahl, senior at the
local High School is at home in
Hanska seriously i'll with appendici'
tbs.
Mrs. Fred spaeth Of Winthrop, at
tended the celebration of the 8Oth
birthday OF her father, G. Schmidt,
last Monday.
James Dougher, who holds q respon-
sible position in wholesale cap and
hat house at st. Paul visited with his
family Sunday.
Geo. Rolwes, student at the st.
Paul seminary, is spending 9 two
weeks vacation at the home OF his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Rolwes.
Ath. Henle accompanies County
Treasurer Henry J. Berg through the
county next month assisting in the
annual personal property tax collec'
tiOns.
Chas. Hauenstein returned from
Duluth where he went as q delegate OF
the local monument Lodge, No. Il,
o. D. H. S. at the grand lodge meet
ing of the state order.
John Forster will 60 to Minneapo-
lis next Monday to attend the State
Undertakers convention. DR.. Bracken
will speak on contagious diseases.
The convention will be of three days
duration.
Solomon Issacs of Sleepy Eye was
fned $40 on charge of shooting off.
fire arms within the city limits inavio-
lation of a city ordinances. The off,
cials OF that place are determined to
put stop to this nuisance.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
To rlOthers In This Town.

Children who are delicate, feverish and
cross will get imms relief from M2ther
cleanse the stomach, act on the liver,
making a sickly child strong and healthy:
A certain cure for worms. Sold by all
a lien S Oln,stead, lie Roy, N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
1Ol194.46

Contributing or Running Stock can
be taken any time by paying 25c per
week for one share. Ary number of
shares may be taken. One share of
500 90 will become par in about 81
years by paying 25c per week. Shares
may be held by guardian or trustee
for minors, and d number of young
people are availing themselves OF this
opportunity to accumulate one or two
hundred dollars by paying Csc or soc
per week. Parties taking loans also
pay Csc per week for every $1,000 90
loaned until the loan is paid up.
Applications for loans may be made
at any time.
WIN. Pfaender, Jr., Secretary.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
Remember the Name.

Foley's Honey and Tar for all coughs
and colds, for Group. oronchitls,
hoarseness and for racking lagrlppe
coughs. No opiates. Rsfuse SUBJ
stitutes. O. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
Ia Crime COUGHS.

Strain and weaken the system and 1t
not checked may develop into pneu-
monia. No danger of this when
Foley's Honey and Tar is taken
promptly. 1t is q reliable family
medicine for all coughs and colds,
and acts quickly and effectively in
cases of Group. Refuse substitutes.
o. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-02-01
New Ulm, Mimi. 2-1-l9ll

TO the Public:-
Having decided to
open q lumber yard at New Uim, |
hereby announce to the public that |
will carry first class line of building
material such as lumber, lath,
shingles, plaster, brick etc on hand.
| have engaged Mr.. J. G. Gronau as
manager. who has had many years OF
experience in building, VINO Will
figure on any bill whether large or
small. He will also assist you In
m akirg out your bills and pl aiming
your bldgs, should you so desire.
Yours truly
II. NAGEL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-12-05
THE DAILY CHIT-CHAT.
By Ruth Cameron.

According to the point of view which
characterizes fiction. poetry and religion.
the melancholy days. the saddest Of the
year." have just passed, and the season
Of rejoicing, holidays and happiness,
peace on earth, good will toward men,
is at hand.
wonder II the shop girls would agree
with that point of view.
of it.
And the postman.
wonder what the truck horses that
haul the express wagons would say, if
they could think and speak.
am afraid that some Of these burden
bearers Of the holiday season would be
more likely to transplant the description
of November to December.
should think all of them would. and
yet / know from past experience that
many Of them have SO much of the true
holiday spirit that despite the extra bur-
den the season means they seem to en-
JOY 1t.
Surely the least we can do for all these
overtaxed creatures Is to make the in
! evitable burden as light as possible.
How?
Well. here are a few suggestions:
In the first place, permit me to repeat
the old truism-you should get your shop
sible- You should have had most of 1t done
in November. but IL you haven't done
that, at least you can do it now and
not leave anything to be done between
the Goth and the 25th. Even If you plan
to leave nothing for the last minute.
there will surely be some unexpected
errands, so don't add any deliberate ones
to them.
Do your shopping as early in the day as
possible.
Decide as accurately as You can just
| what you want before you start to hunt
for it. Don't try to make the already
overburdened shop girl do your thinking
and find out what you want for you.
Carry small bundles instead Of having
them sent. Last year in the Christmas
week I saw woman ORDER a little piece
Of ribbon sent out. She had an ample
handbag, and 1 heard her say afterward.
II suppose / could have carried that as
well as not. but If they will send things
one might as we'll let them Surely that
woman must have known that the ex-
pressmen work until and 10 o'clock
every night for weeks before the holi-
days.
Put on your packages mot to be OPEN
ed until Christmas and start them a
week or two early, whether they go by
express or mail You don't think it's nice
to have things coming so much ahead Of
time? You'd rather have them get there
just on Christmas or day or two be-
fore? Suppose, my dear madam, that
You were the postmans or the express
| mans wife. and wanted little of your
husband left on Christmas day to enjoy
it with you-how would you feel about it
then?
| Remember, we are supposed to be doing
| all this to celebrate the birthday of Him
whose teachings are focused in the great
rule, LAS We would that men should do
| to you, de We even so to them"
Do you think we shall be celebrating
that birthday rightly IL we consistently
| ignore and forget that rule in our prepa-
rations?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-12-05
CONTRASTING LINING
FOR new FUR SETS

Many OF the fur sets these days are
lined with a different fur, or with satin
Of color that Is sharply contrasted with
that Of the fur This lining is made as
conspicuous as possible by having the
ends flaring out in the muff. or even by
having the edges turned back into deep
cuffs and having the scarf trimmed with
the lining fur or satin as the case may be.
One novel set is of seal lined with civet.
The brightly marked fur forms deep cuffs
on the two ends Of the muff. and IL re-
vealed again where the small scarf is
tied into a bowknot.
White broadcloth and sealskin are an
other unusual and very effective COM
bination seen in a set displayed in q New
York shop The mum has small cen
tral portion and wide central ends, lined
with the broadcloth, and down one side
of the stole is a plated section Of the
cloth.
The sable bordering on long coat of
Persian lamb is run up over the shoulders
from the closing, and extends down
around over the right side in 'front.', on a
separate scarf section of the Persian,
which ends in a tassel.
A beautiful coat of broadtail has two
capes of the fur, the upper one being
only shoulder width and almost hidden by
an incense white fOxskin.
A smart suit of white corduroy is bor-
dered with skunk, and has bits OF the
lark fur as trimming on pockets and
cuffs.