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The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
RAISE FUNDS TO
HELP FIND GIRL
FINNISH LADIES OF CALUMET IN
TERESTED IN DISAPPEAR
ANCE or YOUNG GIRL
m CHICAGO.

Several interesting questions wcr,
considered at ,hc regular meeting of
the Lamium Finnish Ladies' Socicty,
hcid I'm LosseB han last cyou-
mg. Probably the most important
question was that of raising "a fund
with which to employ detectives TO
assist in the search which is being
made for a young Finnish girl who dis
appeared iu Chicago on January TO-.
and vino has not been heard from
since
The young lady was called Alma
ruominen and hod been "a resident of
This country only two weeks before
her disappearance as the guest of N.
j. Altman. "a former copper country
Finnish newspaper man. She had writ
ten several lcttcrs 10 friends ana rela-
lives and ln broad daylight, proceeded
10 mail box to deposit tho letters.
This was the last seen of her and
since then dH.gcut search has becn.
conducted by her friends, headed by
the Russian consulate and the Chicago
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
EASTER PROGRAM AT THE
OSCE0LA N. {. CHURCH

A fine Easter program has been pre-
pared by the children Of the osceol
M. r. sunday school, under the di
rection of John Edwards, 10 be ren
dered Sunday evening. The program
Is as follows:
Chorus-Happy Day-School.
Prayer.
Recitation-Alice Pearce.
Chorus Easter Bells-School.
Recitation-Clara Saundry.
Chorus and Duet-Winter Snow
School.
Dialoguo--M. PAUL, d. white, $
Rowe and NJ Crocker.
Chorus-Jesus Liyes-School.
Recitation-Mildred Crocker.
SolO-Miss Gladys Rowe.
Recitation-MiHicent Saundry.
Chorus-Beautiful Easter-School.
Recitation Sidney Nankervis.
Chorus-Crown the Nightly Victor
School.
Recitation-Harold Crocker.
Recitation-Gordon PAUL.
Quartette--John Rodder. Horace
Dave, John Opie and John Edwards.
Recitation-James Sandry.
Collection.
Address-Rev w. II. Collycott.
Chorus-Blossom Time-School.
Recitation-Ethel Dave
Solo-Ring Easter Bells-James
Sandry.
Dialogue, Sandry, ID. White, w.
w. Jolly.
Quartette-Harold Dave. Sidney
James Sandry. John Gren-
vile.
Recitation-Harold Dave.
Chorus-The Saviour Llves-School.
Recitation-Roy Pearce.
Recitation-John Goldsworthy.
Chorus-School.
Closing Hymn.
Benediction.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
oScEoLA NEWS NOTES.

Anthony Malinzack and family of
opechee, have left for Detroit, where
they will locate.
Pupils Of the eighth grade OF the
osceola schools are rehearsing the
play, "ENangeline' to be rendered up
on graduation day.
The special services which are be-
ing conducted at the Osceola NJ. f.
church are meeting with splendid re-
suits.
The recently organized Queen Es-
ther society Of the Osceola NJ. f.
church will be entertained this month
by the Calumet society.
Services will be conducted at the
osceola NJ f. chS~ch at 1O:3O o'clock
Friday morning nth an address by
the pastor on, THE Crucihxion"
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
Laurium Department

Ipo1ico but without rasult She has
.,,.reptl,.. cptireIy dis,nneareJ
The members of the Finnish ladies'
snciatv propose IN solicit funds among
tbo local rnnps and If they are NOT
succoesfDl I'm raising q sufficient
omouDt of money through this means.
win rive nm entertainment at later
dato They sim feel confident that
tr, ,.o,,r. I,5,. can ba I,catad and
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

LEuRIUM BRIEFS.



\ daughter was born this morning
to Mr. and Mrs Michael J. O'Brien.
An adjourned meeting of the Lalir-
lum council will be held next Tuesday
evening.
The brokerage offices Of Laurium
will be closed on Friday and Saturday
Of this week.
Prof. Malini gave a very enlighten-
ing slight Of hand entertainment at the
Miscowaubik club last evening.
Mrs. G. ID. Bushnell and daughter
barbara are visiting in Marquette.
They will be joined by Mr.. Bushnell
Sunday
Flnal rehearsals are being held this
week for the SPECIAL Easter cantata to
be rendered by the choir of the Iaur-
ium NJ. T.. church on Sunday.
The Houghton County Brewers as
sociation held their regular monthly
meeting in Laurium yesterday. No
business OF special Importance was
considered.
So far twelve applications for liquor
licenses have been approved by the
Laurium council. Several others are
expected at the meeting next Tues
day evening.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
SACRED HEART PROGRAM.
Easter Music Prepared by Prof. Es-
pers Boy Choir.

Easter Music Prepared by Prof. Es-
pel's Boy Choir.
Prof Augucst Espcl. organist and
choir master Of the Sacred Heart
church has prepared an excellent pro-
gram for the high mass at 1880 a. IN.
Easter sunday. The program in de-
tal follows:
organ solo, Professional. NIcyerboer
Nidi Aquam. Grubor.
Kyrie. Mass 80. ., Joseph Haydn.
Gloria. Mass No. ., Joseph Haydn.
Ncui Sanetus Suiritus, Sinscnberger.
Crcdo, Joseph Haydn.
Oncrtoiy Regina Cooll, Rhcinber-
gc'
Sanctus. Joseph Haydn.
Ecncdirus, Joseph Haydn.
Arnus Del Joseph Haydn.
tcccssional march. G.. GouHod
SoDranos-Mastcrs Emmett Harring-
ton, Cornelius Harrington, Edwin
Giocl.e aad Stanley Stcrbenz.
Aitos-N1stcrs Hubert Schultz and
RAYMOND DINNER.
Tcnors Patrick Lang, John Hart
mann. Louis Beiriug and Robert
Schmitt
Eassos-William echwcnn. Ray
Hirs"h Frank Ziohr, George Sloan,
William DeGooyer. and Patrick Kelly
orsanist and choirnastcr-A. Es-
pei
Eastcr Sunday morning services AT
the Sacred Heart church are always
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

ious is the effect of the poison
Or. Wiley therefore urges thar n
greatest care be exercised IN seec,
ing dyes for home uses, and in m
purchase of food articles which had
been highly colored. Purchasers sbopl
insist that the dyes are among tho,
certified as permitted by the depart
ment of agriculture. Arsenic poison
the most common from candy poison
ing, while many of the dyes conhl
large quantities Of lead and antimopl
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
"DIVINE SARAH
HERE APRIL 30
MADAME 5ERNHARDT, FAMOUS
FRENCH ACTRESS, WILL BE
SEEN AT THE cALU-
MET THEATER.

A notable theatrical attraction has
been booked by Manager Cuddihy of
the Calumet theater for the evening OF
April 30. when Madame Sarah Bern
hardt, the famous French actress, who
is making another tour Of this coun-
! try, will be seen here.
For more than thirty years the COM
! ing of Sarah Bernhardt has been a
brilliant event in American theatrical
history. Judging by what the review
ers are saying, her present tour re-
veals no. indication that IL will be the
last
Her first farewell tour brought
her i'm 1887. Fareweling was one Of
the specialties of the man who man
aged her i'm those days. But, TO be Just
TO his memory and his genius. we
should add that Nine. Bernhardt was
then in frail health. Only her amazing
energy kept her on the stage. Now, in
her siXty-seventh year, she is i'm vigor-
Gus health.
How fortunate, then, the playgoers
OF today may regard themselves to see
this wonderful woman. who for fully
a third of a century has been the fore
most exponent of the dramatic art,
in the fullness of her powers. What
good fortune both the Old World and
the New World have enjoyed since
that memorable occasion, late i'm the
seventies, when she broke loose from
the cramping conditions of Comedie
Franchise life and gave her combative
artistry free rein. Her sway has been
without parallel i'm theatrical history
not for duration alone but for bril- /
Iiancy. Time has been kind TO her per- /
sonally and TO her art il has kept add |
Ing more and more lustre For this
reason two generations as wen as two
worlds have been charmed by this
queen Of the dramatic stage.
The Divine Sarah" is presenting a
'epertoire of French plays, and has
rot yet notified the managers of the
calumet and Kerredge theaters what
The will play in the copper country.
announcement of the productions will
'e made later.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
SEES DANGER IN DYES.
DR.. Wiley Warns of Poisons in Col
ored EGGS and Candies.

IF parents realized the dangers that
lurk i'm poison dyes they would be eau
uous at the Easter season Of the can
dies and eggs of varied and gaudy
hues which are offered their children" i"
says DIR. Wiley, the government pure
food expert.
"The worst feature is that IN many
instances these posons do not imme-
diately manifest themselves. They
work gradually upon the system, un-
til digestion is greatly impaired. Ex-
treme nervousness and even paraly-
sis are frequent manifestations. The
younger the victim, the more deleter-
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
PYTHlAN PIANO CONTEST.

Miss Bessie Odgers made marked
gain in votes in the Pythian popularity
contest when the votes were counted
today and is now within 900 votes OF
Miss Emma Heaudoin. who stiI holds
IN" lead I'm the contest. Following
was the standing of the candidates
when the votes were counted today:
MISS Emma Beaudoin ........ S.69S
MISS Hessie Odgers ........... 7,746
MISS clara Edwards .......... 3,224
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
FREE! FREEl FREEl

A beautiful watch and fob given alb
solutcly free with every mans or boys
suit ranging in price from $500 up.
purchased at our store Saturday, April
18th. lizzie Blumenthal. ala
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
MISSION BILLIARD HALL.

When you have a little time
spend drop in at the Mission Bullar
Hall. Six pool and two billiard table:
Best grade cigars, candy and cigar
cites. G. Trudell, Mgr.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
St. Louis 12; Cleveland 3.

RH T.
st. Louis ......1O351OO2x-12 16 1
Cleveland 02OO0OOO1- 81
Batteries-Powell and Clark: Bland
ing Hingling, Gregg and Smith.
The game between Detroit and Chi
cago at Detroit was postponed on ac-
count Of rain.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
GRAND UNION TEA CO

over 200 stores throughout the u, s.
and buy direct from the importers. We
save customers the middle mans nroo,
on teas coffees and spices. Beautiful
premiums given away. Fifth ST.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

See our spring stock before pur-
New Pianos s195, s245, s265,
5000 and up Player Pianos $500 and
up. Cable Piano Co, 115 5th St, Calu-
met. ala
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
Large irrigation Project.

An eight million dollar irrigation
project. about being completed in
New South Wales, will benefit 1,5O0,-
900 acres of land and offer settlement
opportunities to 10000 persons.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
r. n. scHumAkER-meAre

We carry an immense line of fresh
meats, fish. game and oysters with
which to please our customers. Spe-
eial attention and prompt delivery Civ
en- to all phone orders. Phone 4e.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

We manufacture nothing but good
pianos. We sell direct No retail
dealers can compete with us. Largest
stock in Northern Michigan. Cable
Piano CO., 115 5th St, Calumet. ala
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Washington 8; Boston 5.

Washington ....OOOO1GO1x- $40 >.
Boston O22OOO1O- : o.
Batteries-Gray. Walker and street;
Wood. Kargcr, Yerkcs and Kleinow
and Madden.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
RED JACKET BUSINESS DIRECTORY
A. r. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Everyone should carry some insur-
ance. Life insurance Is a safe guard
that men should have. Get in a good
company when you insure. a. f. Men
zel-1-4 Quello Building.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
SAN FRANCISCO MARKET.

Fresh fruit and vegetable always on
hand. Ice cream, candies. pop and So
das with fresh fruit liavors. We have
largest and finest line of meerschaumI
calabash and briar pipes. 613 Oak st.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
OLD RELIABLE LIQUOR DEALER

Sunny Brook and Bond Hill Bottled
in Bond, full quart S1OO per botte
These are bargain prices on this grade
of goods. Ben Blum, same place same
corner.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

Miss Ida NJ. Lewis expert Corsetie.
is giving free fittings and dcmonsta.
tions at the Glass Block this week.
nj.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

Largest stock Of pianos in Northeri
Michigan. "a new, high grade instnl
ments to choose from. New piana}
from $195 TO $1,000 Easy paymens]
Gable Piano Co, il5 5th St, Calums
~
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
American Association.

indianapolis, !; Milwaukee. 0.
Louisville, 3; Kansas City, 4.
Toledo. 4; Minneapolis, Z.
Columbus-St Paul game postponed
IN account Of rain.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
Chicago 3; ST. Louis 3.

Chicago .....10OOO1O1OOO- 3 10 0
ST. Louis ...3OOOOOOOO0O-3 Il
-Batteries-Ruelbach, Weaver and
Killing; Salee and Bresnahan.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
FASHIONABLE TAILOR.

The wise man Is always we'll dressed
because he gets the best selection by
ordering early In the season. Spring
styles now In. Pressing and repair
ing. Matt Chop. Phone 6sJ.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
McCLURES-GARAcE.
M. PAUL..

IL you are desirous of getting your
moneys worth in cigars. fruits. can
dies and general notions try us. A
trial viii make you one of our steady
customers. Fifth st.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
Pittsburs "a; Cincinnati o.

X III Il.
Cincinnati ....OOOOOOOOO-O 6
Pittsburg .....,OO21T2O2O--14 II /
Batteries-F'romme, Tannehill. Me
Lean and Z. Clarke; Adams and Glib
SON
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
FACIAL MASSAGE CREAM

Try the famous Marinello massage
cream for the complexion. 1t is abb
solutely pure and is uninjurious to
the flesh and skin. A trial will con-
vince you. Mrs. Claussen, agent.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
INSURANCE.

Fire, accident and plate glass insur-
ance. Real Estate and loans. We re-
spectively solicit your business. See us
before purchasing real estate. W. l..
Stannard, Agent, John b. Leary. Mgr.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
Boston 2; Brooklyn I.

Boston .........OOOOOOO2x-2 81
BROOKLYN .......OOOOOOO1O-1 Al
Batteries-Brown and Graham; Bar
ger and Bergen.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

Meet Miss Ida NJ. Lewis expert cor
setiore at The Glass Block all this
week. all
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
Oaks.

Good organs from SIS to $45. New
800 organs at $65 Easy payments.
Gable Piano Co, 115 5th St, Calumet.
ala
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

The Ladies' Aid society of the Cal
umet NJ H. church will hold q sale OF
useful articles on Thursday afternoon
and evening, April 2Oth i'm their
church parlors. Program will be rem
dered and refreshments served.
ago Secretary.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

ATTENDED by large congregations. and
1t is expected that the approaching
service will be no exception to the
rule.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
BASEBALL.
GAMES FOR TODAY.

National League.
Brooklyn at Boston.
Philadelphia at New York.
Pittsburg at Cincinnati.
ST. Louis az Chicago.
American League.
Cleveland az 81. Louis.
Chicago az Detroit.
Boston at Washington.
New York az Philadelphia.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
HOOKING AND CO.

High class dealers in everything for
The men. Our clothing, hats and furn-
ishing goods are worn by the hest
lressers. We never fail to please you
Phone 24SJ. Calumet, Mich.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
CLOTHES FOR MEN.

our new spring and summer line. the
latest novelties of imported and domes-
tic fabrics await your early consider
alton. Goods bought from us give sat-
isfaction. Bachor & Sterk, Oak & 9TH.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
OAKS DEFEAT BALsAMS.

Take Interesting Contest on Elks' Al
leys Last Evening.
The Oaks defeated the Balsams on
the Elks' bowling alleys last evening,
taking the last two games of the
match Following are the scores:
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
PINE STREET PHARMACY.

If you are looking for something
classy in fine toilet articles or high
grade stationery stop in and see our
lines Fresh drugs and candies. l.,
A. Lundahl, Phone 435.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
RYAN LIVERY &. UNDERTAKING.

Most up-to-the- minute service I'm
the Copper Country. We are well sup
piled with horses and vehicles and
have competent drivers. All kinds Of
funeral supplies. Phone 25
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
LIVERY AND UNDERTAKING.

Most up-to-date funeral directors
in Calumet. Furnishings for all fun
erals. The best livery outfits with
careful reliable drivers. Licensed em-
balmers. Shea Bros. Phone 300.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
LAKESIDE FLORAL CO.

Copper Country's largest and most
modern greenhouses. All varieties of
flowers, plants. shrubs and vines.
Beautiful floral decorations for parties,
dinners. entertainments and funerals.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

New York o; Philadelphia 2.
RHE
New York .....OOOOOOOOO- 21
Philadelphia ...OOOOOOOO2- 81
Batteries-Ames and Myers Moore
and Doom.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
A. FAHLEN-JEWElER

Dealers in high class watches.
clocks silverware, fine china, cut pot
terry and brio brac. We can supply
your every demand. We make glasses
that are guaranteed to 1T your eyes.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13

Say Jack, "where are you ordering
your spring suit At j. b. Rastello'sI
of course. Try him. you'll find that
his clothes will fit where others WON'T
Calumet, 215 S. 9th st.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
HOTEL MICHIGAN.
BASEBALL SCORES EVERY DAY

First-class European hotel Buffet
connection. In business section Of
Red Jacket Cor 9th and Oak SITS. NJ.
Prop.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
RED JACKET PHARMACY.

Large line OF stationery, cigars
perfumes. toilet waters. combs hair
brushes, perfumed soaps and ooh that
candy" Prescriptions carefully COM
pounded. V. Kevela, Mgr. Phone 595.I
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
JACOB kALLIo-uNpeRrAkER.

Careful and efficient work is our
motto. The most considerate attention
given to all cases. Lady embalmer al
ways in attendance. Phone orders ta-
ken both day and night. Phone 9S-1R.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
eoWAN MILLINERY CO.

This week we are showing especially
good designs for Easter. Priced from
800 to 1000 dollars. 9TH and Oak Sts
Calumet.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
New York 2; Philadelphia I.

Philadelphia ..OOOOO1OOO-1 SS
New York .....O .OO1OOO01O-2 73
Batteries-Bender and Thomas:
Vaughn and Blair
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
MCCLURE AND RILEY.

Experts on all kinds of electrical
work Lighting systems, phones in
stalled and wiring done. Agents for tho
famous Keller Santo vacuum cleaner.
Tungsten lights i'm your store or home.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-13
ATTENTION CLERKS.
8RAcco THE BAKER
CALUMET GRANITE WORKS.

Manufacturers of all kinds Of granite
and marble monuments. Cemetery
work of any description made to order.
We are agents for the famous Wiscon-
sin GRANTEES. Cor. 5th and oak st.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30
Saved His Wife's Life

My wife would have been in
her grave to-day" writes @. II,
Brown of Muscadine, Ala, "if it
had net been for DR.. Kings New
Discovery. She was down in her
bed, not able to get up without
help She had a severe bronchia1
trouble and Il dreadful cough.
get her a bottle of DR.. King's
New Discovery, and she soon be.
gan to mend, and was we'll in a
short time. III Fallible for coughs
and colds, its the most relia BILE
remedy on earth tor desperate
lung trouble, hemorrhages, la
grippe, asthma, hay fever, Group
and whooping cough. soc, S1.oo.
Trail bottle free. Guaranteed by
all druggists +
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

in any way upon the railroads
of the country, but the report
is IN the nature of a renewal Of
the recommendations made
last year for legislative authorl-
ty to start parcels post on
rural routes, and a similar or
ganization for the introduction
of such a service in cities and
towns having delivery by car
riers. The Postmaster General
says he believes that after the
organization of the system is
completed in this matter, that
its extentlon over the railroads
will be taken up. 1t begins to
look as though this subject
would form one Of the big ques-
tons Of legislation to be fought
out in the present session of
Congress.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

@THE way congress went
~ after Russia and de-
manded the abrogation
of the treaty Of 1892 because
OF that country's action IN re-
fusing to honor passports IS
sued by the United States
Governmental American Jews,
indicates that the day has pas
sed when it IS proper to manu-
facture all Of the jokes concer-
ming the dominance Of the
Irish race III American politics,
it having been made clear that
the Jew is branching out, and
besides commanding CONNER
cial prominence he is able to
tell a good many Members of
Congress how to vote, Of
course, there is a grievance
against Russia, and there is
great merit i'll the demands of
the Jews, but a vote OF three
hundred to one asking for the
termination of the treaty with
the great foreign power, is
rather Unprecedented. Con
gressman Kendall of Iowa took
charge of the debate for the
Republicans, while Mr.. Sulzer
of New York, marshalled the
Democratic hosts, and if the
Cars ears did not burn that
Wednesday afternoon, super
stition needs to be readi diusted.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

The New York Tribune
prints a facsimile Of the seal of
the Chinese republic. It's a
fine piece Of grill work in pitch
fork, fishing worm, fish hook
design, and strikingly sugges-
tive Of the general mixup and
unintelligible conditions in
the Flowery Kingdom,
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

ffTE are about to Stet
I11 from the old Year te
the New, and we are
reminded that after all our
fears and apprehenslons, tc
many of US, it has been a very
kind year. To some, we know
that the dark side has been
turned, but after all, there is
a gleam of sunshine for all if
we but look for it. We would
not forget that to look upon
the homes of some OF our
readers since last New Year, S
day, a shadow has fallen and
mantle of sorrow has wrap
ped its inmates in it's sombre
folds.
Other homes are like the
.cmty nest that hang on the
withered bough, desolate be-
cause the life and song went
out with the birds. New homes
have been made and old ones
have been severed, but in our
onward march, it is not we'll
to stop and weigh the load
each one carries, No life is all
sunshine or all storm. If New
Year brings prosperity, let us
rejoice; if adversely let us be
brave. The sunshine gate Of
life will swing shut upon some
of us ere the close of another
year. Let us see to the record
left on th@5. If our dear ones
and friends leave US for the
summer land, let not the me-
mory of harsh words spoken
by us, add to the pangs of
separation.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30
MONSIDER ABLE


" est has been felt in the
National Capital in the
visit of the twenty-three south
ern boys who have won prizes
for premium yields of corn
throughout different portions
of the south. When President
Taft received these champion
corn growers he was told that
six of them had raised over two
hundred bushels of corn each
per acre, and one of the boys
succeeded in securing two
hundred and thirty bushels.
Each had received a prize from
the Department Of Agrlcul-
ture, the average value of
which is about $500, although
the first prize was more than
twice the amount. 1t is conf
dently predictedthat more than
sixty thousand southern boys
will go into corn raising next
year. Only one northern con-
testant was i'll the delegation,
be being from Illinois.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

We wouldn't give a snap OF
our finger for a Democratic
victory that doesn't spell
Tariff Reform, " is the Waco
(Texas) Times-Herald's snap
py way of presenting the par
amount issue.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

The colonel says he isn't
running for the presidency,
and the Boston Globe says he
isn't rnnning away from it.
And he needn't run away from
it, for its pretty certain it's not
going to try to catch him.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

Morally speaking, the per
son usually alluded to as the
man higher up is in reality the
one lower down.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

If they had woman's $
suffrage in old Bible days
what would have been Solo
mons chances?
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

We have missed the comic
section of the Congressional
Record for the last few months
and are glad to know that the
sporting editors are all back
on the Job.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

Republicans hope the Stan
ly-Littleton controversy will
split the Democratic party,
No danger. The party is big
ger than two men.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

Doubtless the McNamaras
have too many troubles of
their own to permit them to
be properly impressed by the
tears they caused others to
shed.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30
Somebody has raised

Somebody has raised a
question wether there was such
a boat as the MayAower. y
Maybe for the reason that ad-
ditional proof has been dis
covered that in her latter days
she was a SLAYER.
The Winslow mail., 1911-12-30

A contributor to the Roano-
Ike, Va, Leader wrote a half
column poem on the killing OF
a pig Really there is some
thing almost poetic about d
full smokehouse this winter.