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Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
RECTOR WAS \ FAN
HEARD THE SCORE AND CALLED FOR LONG METER Dox
 oLocY.
EVEN BISHOP FORGIVE RIm
Echo of Great Struggle Between Cubs and White sox-F4ew ZwiiIing DIeted to Reduce His Weight Most Freskish Catch.
By HUGH 8. FULLERTON.

This is a story which Is perfectly proper to tell. because one of the bishops of the Protestant Episcopal church laughed until tears rolled down his cheeks over 1t and forgave the rector concerned. The rector is in charge of prominent Chicago church, and 1t so happened that he is and al- ways win be a White Sox fan
 In the vestry are two more White Sox fans. who shall be called smith and Brown. because they would never forgive the use of their real names. The story concerns the time that the Chicago Cubs, representing the Ma tional league, and the White Sox. champions of the American league, met to decide the worlds champion ship.
 There was civil war In Chicago that fall The series divided families and caused neighborhood riots. Friends of a lifetime ceased to speak and good citizens blaekened each others eyes in the street because, foorsooth, one thought the Cubs would win and the other picked the White Sox.
 The rector and the two vestrymen had a box at all the games during the week-but. alas for them, the final game of the wild and exciting series fell on Sunday and. worse than that. on Sunday for which the rector had announced special matin services. But for the special services. Smith and Brown might have compromised their consciences and seen the game, but knowing the rector would note any absence on their part. they duti- fully attended their church duties. The special service was two-thirds over when Brown was unable to stand it any longer. With intensely solemn face he arose, tiptoed down the aisle and made a quiet exit. Once outside, he dashed madly across the street to the drug store and reached a tele- phone. 4 few moments later he re entered church His face was wreathed with a beatifc smile and. As he carefully parted his coat tails and resumed his seat, his chest oyerhung his body like a bay window, and the absolute contentment of his smiling countenance was only to be riyaled by a calf chewing a dish rag
 Brother Smiths pew was directly across the aisle He was twitching with suppressed anxiety, and seeing Browns face. he could contain him self no longer, but stretched his neck across the aisle and whispered:
 Who won2"
 His whisper was audible to half the church and the rector paused in his discourse
 ''T'-e Sox," replied Brother Brown. his smile spreading. and his exultsnt whisper penetrating even the choir loft
 For an instant the rector was dazed.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
COL. ERODE NEARER
 HIS FORMER HOME

In the re-arrangements of the de partments of the United States army it is noted that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander O. Brodie has been as signed to the state of California in the western division.
 Colonel Brodie was for many years a resident of this territory. He came to Fort whipple during the pioneer days as a lieutenant in the army, but he had not been there long when he decided to cast his lot with those who were here for the purpose of developing the resources iof the territory, so he left the army and devoted himself to civil industry for many years. When the Spanish American war broke out he was one of the first to enlist and was given a commission as major in the Roose- welt Rough Rider regiment. Reach ing Cuba he was one of the first men to get a Spanish bullet at La Casina, his arm being shattered. However, he remained in touch with his regiment until the war was over. He then returned to Arizona and be came the candidate on the republican ticket fo- congress in the year 1900. Being defeated by Col J. z. Will son, the democratic candidate, Bro die was soon appointed to the of. | flee of governor. holding the posi- ton for several years until he de cided to return to the army. being offered an attractive commission py President Roosevelt.
 Since then Col Brodie has seen much service in the Philippines and has rapidly gained prominence in the military department of the govern ment
 His many friends in Arizona will be glad to know that Col Brodie in the movings of the military has been brought nearer to them and will sincerely hope that be will find an opportunity in the near future to pay a visit to Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30

Then the little rector regained his composure, and said. calmly:
 And now that Brother Brown has told US who won. he might tell us the score"
 Brown did not hesitate Swelling his chest further he proclaimed: Eight to three"
 A litter ran over the congregation as the rector. without raising his eyes. said:
 We will now sing the long meter doxology three times"
 Little Alexander" zwilling. cheru- bic looking (not acting) outfeIder of the Chicago White Sox. is a native Of Battle Greek. Mich He probably could make more money travelling as an advertisement for the health foods of that place than he ever will at baseball He looks like the picture of MeiIins' food babies. and is SO plump and angelic appearing that the pitchers hate to strike him out But Manager Hugh Duffy decided Zwilling was too plump. One afternoon Little Alexander was thrown out at first on an infeld bounder which Duffy thought he ought to have beaten to first, and he called the cherub
 Here. Zwilling. he remarked. you're too fat Get some of that weight on and you'll go faster"
 Yes. I will-rm dieting now" re- marked Zwilling.
 Two weeks passed and Zwilling looked bumper than ever
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
[. 8 4. DIVIDENDS
 EXCEED THE C.&H. s
(Boston Commerclal.l

Calumet & Arizona's dividend rate of sl Quarterlyon 628,571 shares calls for an annual disbursement of S2,- 5i4.2S4. This company may be viewed as a child that has outgrown it's parent, as the Calumet & Hecla company, after which is was named. with its present quarterly dividend rate of s6 per share. is now dis buring only s2,400,000 annually.
 A a result of is absorption of the Superior & Pittsburg properties, now nearly completed. Calumet & Arizona has become one of the worlds big mines. It will be neces- sary for it to enlarge its produe- tion or effect 6 further reduction in costs. however, to show any sur piss earnings over dividend require ments the current price of copper. Undoubtedly it can do either, and it may do both.
 Mining men and engineers, recent ly from the southwest, state that the Junction ore body in the Superior & Pittsburg property is one of the most remarkable high grade develop ments of recent years. Some months ago it was figured that there was Q profit of S4,000.600 to S5,000,o00 at least in the portion of this ore body then proved up, and it has been opened since on new levels and it's greater extension laterally demon strated by drifts. The are is largely bornite, direct smelting. the whole mass averaging over 10 per cent copper.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
A chancs Aennaintanes.

Not long ago Marc Klaw was at Monte Carlo. Next to him at one or the tables in the casino sat Q little old lady. Losing together and then win ming together they picked up a chance acquaintance At hast they rose to- gether Marc gailant,v Co8daeting her to the door and thea~P t0 her autcmo- bile. As they rlsse,l ,rt.1rti the ve-ti- bule the orchestra was plavine ;ir "Ave Maria of c;1ueG isn't F lovelyF~ said Hsor tfarS coming 70 i:e eyes. ''The hst f-Ur ta-7i 2; sa
 was by Cr ae N-~oa IS. nt lady smiled asi - ~,' hog -oT As Mar fu-ned tsrA irto t.r a-in' and tbp 3ufY .a1 v-sr a -a-d Do you know who ,aat trG-~ Mare said be d.d H1t- -it was Cir'~ ~;as Nilsson" snid his frieu1 -t'o'aas - tersOn ia Lou sgi,- CDasIer 1aa-s
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Nc. 12ss.-Trznsfornasion In Union.

English is hard 10 learn. Here are Q) six letters that divided properly mean without evil; joined they mean a tyro. Six others would seem to mean C2) an order to smash something; united. they name kind of desk. s3l 4 conjunction and gnawed in one word mean path; 4J within lui l--a-,-I- ton mean childhood; e. ccrai sa'l boy. a division of time. (ei r1'crc ee and an indefinite quanLsy naLle a country. am going to give up and try to learn G) a personal! pronoun joined to something boiled and min gIed-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Eastern Markets
 Yesterday
(By L, J. overlock.)

BOSTON. June 2s.-rhe local cop. pers for the most part were very dull and inclined to sag. Old Colony was active and advanced almost point on buying largely by a floor trader. This stock looks cheap as speculation compared with other stocks of a like character selling two or three times as high. We look for continued dull ness until after the Fourth of July and then a good rally on favorable crop reports and metal conditions Paine. Webber & Co.
 Coppers quiet, unchanged. Total sales New York, 23T,1O0.
 Nelu Nork
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
COUNTY SEAT MUST
 BE MOVED, THEY SAY
Douglas Lawyers Wax Wam While Waiting for Train
 to Tombstone
Douglas Internationall


 There was a decidedly bluish tint to the atmosphere and a sulphuric odor noticeable al the depot this morning when the Daily International reporter arrived just before Jim Mar shall's limited pulled out for Bis bee. Tombstone and Benson. The cause of this unusual atmospheric and moral disturbance was a large number of lawyers, htigants and witnesses who had been called to Tombstone on court business. There is always a display of wrath about the Douglas depot whenever there is a crowd there to take the train for Tombstone on court business, as it has become a recognized and incon- troyertable fact that the maintain ence of the county seat of Cochise county at Tombstone, away from the population of the county is one of the greatest outrages of the age. not equallyed by the delaying of statehood &Qr Arizona, thus depriy- ing the people of the benefits of the recall.
 In the crowd this morning were Attorneys J. F. Ross and A. c. Lock wood. and they were leading the re- volt and emphasizing the opinion of thdG companions with as much zeal as Blight be expected before a jury in behalf of a guilty client Both these attorneys agreed that the coun- ty seat outrage woald continue ur- til such time as the representatives of Coehise county in the next legis- lature could secure a law for -he removal of county seats in Arizona whenever 8 majority of the people desire to do so. Under the present law. it was agreed. the county seat of this county will remain in Tomb stone until Gabriels horn shall toot. It was pointed out by Ross that dur ing the last session of the legisla- ture relief would have been secured had it not been for Uncle Ben Good rich in the council. he securing the possession of the county seat remov- al bill. as chairman of the commit tee on counties, and hanging on to it like a bull pup to a root until the gaycl fell announcing the final adjournment of the session. It was intimated that those who desire to remove the county seat from Tomb stone and thus save an enormous ex- peRse both to the county and the indiEduals having business in the eourSs or public offices of the coun- ty had better have care in the matter of selecting members of the legislature.
 Mir Lockwood agreed with all the things said by Mir Ross. but ss za9a it as his opinion that the county seat proposition could be easily solved. SC far as Douglas is concerned by a division of the county, on a line running north and south, leaving Bisbee in the western half and Doug las in the eastern half Mir. Lock wood is of the belief that there is a growing sentiment fer snch a di- vision and that j. l result in no greater tav TJe1 for anyone
 It is plain tIal at t-e first cleo ton that occurs Il t4is county there will be one live issue and that win be the county seat question. Natur- ally, the people of Tombstone will not consent. efllingly to the remov- al of the county seat, so that it will be necessary to watch Tombstone closely in the matter of choosing members of the legislature.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
-. - -.

James } IiiH dars Hrf Gk~ ta ti~, money Co people who Erow ii;s.r af business The widow of fuTpnr friend cane ts him onr a4v wanted small losn witb whi '3 open a board ng horse
 ''Sorry Mrs Haet.~ said luT Mr. Hill, ~bu- cant lr- you have suy money. Co and start your bosIdlnE house
 z "But can't without money. 9.r- HnL I must pay rent and buy furni- ture and many things"
 Nothing of fhe kind. Mrs. Blank" said NIT. Hill -Go and get a good house. get bill for six months rent. furnish the house. Send bills to me I'll pay 'em- Sorry can't let you have any money. Good day and good luck to you."--New Yerk Tribune.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Losieai.

A man. subsequently identified as a merchant in southern city. was taken to e brain specialist for treat ment for aphasia When asked his name he searched his pockets, produe- ing q huge roll of bills. but nothing to identify himself
 'See here doctOr." he exclaimed. i've evidently forgotten my name and where I iiTe: but, by the shade of An drew Jackson. must be somebody. somewhere. to be carrying around as much money as thisT'-Suceess Mag azine.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Not 2 au..tion of comtor..

'I thoughs you were trying to econ omize on coals- said the perspiring tenant of an apartment.
 "Only in the winter" said the jan itor. Now we're trying to burn up what's left, cause we need the room 1t takes up-"-washington Star
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Good as Her Word.

'Lobelia." demanded Mir. Mcswai. where is my plpeT'
 Tt was sailing out through the kitchen window the last time l saw it." answered his wife
 Tt was. hey? You promised me when got those tickets to the opera you never would touch my pipe again, Have you forgotten thatg"
 q didn't touch it. BiIliger; took the tongs to it."-Chicago Tribune.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Their Fault.

"sfy dear sir. you may be an expert aoriculturiSt. but yon know nothing Of society
 What has that to do with its'
 "why. every one of these flowers you have recommended Is climber" Baltimore American.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Alwsxs

Mrs. HighuPp-The judge decreed that they should be separated. never to see each other again.
 Mrs. Blase--Are they2
 Mrs. Highupp-Yes- They are living next door Q each other in New York ararfrenf house now.-Puck.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-30
Versatile.

T see you've got a new mule. Nose" said the colonel. How does he workY'
 ~'Deed. suh." replied Uncle Nose. dis mule he done wuck bofe ways" Both waysT
 sYes. suh. He kin kick des es well wifi his front laigs as his back ones" Catholic Standard and Times.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17

win q. Brown. Mrs. Nellie ". Bour-
deau, Mrs Rose Campbell, Allie Carr.
Mrs. Jessie Cofaine, W. Collins, Miss
Della Crouch, Leo Clark, Mrs May
Cline. Earl Carse, Roman Freys, Mrs.
Emma Doves, Newton Dougherty, Miss
Hattie Engman, Vada Evenes, George
Ganliapp, ]. 1. Griggs, Mrs. e. Hogan,
Frank Hibbs, Fred Johnson, Jesse Jel-
nson, Mrs May King, Frank MOZART
land, DR.. N. c. Nelson, Mrs. J. D. Oil
yer, Edward z. Patton, Lloyd Palmer.
Dr.. l. A Ranlins, H. F. Roby, J. S.
Robson, J. r Smalley, Emil Scharf.
Beal Scretchfield William Steiniger,
Mrs. r. S. Scott, Mrs. R Silverman, s.
E. Sims, Miss Albertina Tavierne,
Charles W. Wagner, Mrs. George Wal
lick, H. II. Wynhoff. Foreign: 1. s.
Robin. Gust Tasiopulon, Herrn Peter
Tordsen Merchandise: Roland Par
ids. HUGH A. J. M'DONALD,
Postmaster
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17
CHILD BEATEN IN
A MOLINE SCHOOL
Miss Virginia Ray Charged
With Cruelty by Parent Of
John Putterich.
INVESTIGATION BY BOARD
If Satisfaction Does Not Come
Through This Source He VIII
Go to Courts.

James c. Putterich, 250s Fourth ave
nue., Moline, has preferred charges with
the board OF education against Miss
Virginia Ray. principal Of Grant school,
in that city, where his son, John, aged
IL. is a pupil Mr.. Putterich claims his
son was beaten by Miss Ray last
Thursday. a brass edged ruler being
used in the operation. The parent
states that the marks of the ruler are
still visible on the lads body, despite
the lapse of time, and that the boy is
in a sore condition as a result of the
chastisement.
The Putterich boy played hockey"
Wednesday Thursday relative took
the lad to school and requested that
he be not punished. as his father had
already chastised him. No sooner had
she left the room. the woman states,
than she heard the lad scream She
claims she ran upstairs and into the
principals Office, where she saw Miss
Ray standing over the boy with brass
edged ruler ready TO again strike him.
INVESTIGATION PROMISED.
Mr. Putterich notified ~ MaXson.
superintendent of schools, of the af
fair, and then conferred with a member
of the board of education. The mem
Der of the board promised 70 investi-
gate the affair and the matter has for
the time been dropped by Mr.. Putter-
ich. The father states that a neighbor
of his alleges that his boy has likewise
been mistreated by Principal Ray. and
investigation of conditions at Grant
school Will be made probably this week
II there is no action by the board Mr..
Putterich claims he will take the mat
ter to the Justice court. The Illinois
statutes prohibiting chastisement of
pupils OF public schools will be tested
by the parent. who is greatly exercised
not only by the treatment accorded the
boy, but also by the manner in which
he charges he was treated when he
complained to Miss Ray of the way
she had punished his son.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17

THE CONSUMERS DREAM.

The ultimate consumer woke from a
pleasant sleep,
And said: That was a dandy dream
/ wish that il might keep;
dreamed that suddenly / found l did
not have TO pay
For all necessities of life, from coal to
breakfast hay.
The iceman said: You've had short
weight for 10. these 20 years.
And now III make it up TO you-shed
not those sudden tears
My grocer said the same to me, and he
who dealt in coal
Insisted that he'd fill my bin, nor touch
my slender roll
my clothier said: The clothes you've
bought were just one-quarter wool;
For five years now I'll clothe you free
Your purse you need not pull;
My shoeman swelled the chorus grand.
and said: I'll sleep at ease
II you will take free shoes from me-
twill ease my conscience-please.
The weeds l smoked, the hats 1 don
ned, the neckties that wore.
Were gifts to make up for the times
that I'd been stung before;
But then. alas! l came to earth and
found myself awake;
There's no ones conscience troubling
him-'twas all a nature fake,"
Denver Republican.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17

the Ladies' Aid society will be held
| Thursday afternoon at 2:30 in the
home of Mrs. Jennie Sippel, 53S Thir-
ty-ninth street.
The choir will meet Thursday eve
ming for rehearsal
There will be no prayer service
Wednesday evening, the congregation
joining in the district meeting at the
First Methodist church, when Bishop
Quayle will deliver an address.
Second Christian Misslon.-Prayer
services will be held tomorrow eve
ming.
The Ladies, Aid society will meet
Wednesday afternoon.
Friday evening the Young Mems
Sunday school class will meet with
Earl Strupp, GLIB Thirteenth avenue.
Trinity Episcopal. - ST. Elizabeth's
guild will meet this evening at 1880 in
the choir room.
The adult confirmation class will
meet this evening at o'clock in the
rectory.
The celebration of the holy commun-
ion will be tomorrow morning at $50.
Vestment guild will meet tomorrow
afternoon at O'Clock in the choir
room.
The children's confirmation class
will meet tomorrow afternoon at 1870
in the choir room.
Trinity guild will meet Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. J. p. Kenyon, 1877
Fourteenth-and-a-half street
The vestry will meet Wednesday ev-
ening at s o'clock in the rectory
Trinity Mems club will hold its first
monthly supper since the beginning of
Lent next Thursday evening at 6: 30 in
Maths hall Supper will be served at
$50.
Morning prayer will be held Fri
day at $40.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17
LARGE ATTENDANCE
AT EASTER SERVICES
Impressive Programs Carried Out in
che Churches of the City
Yesterday.

With the weather conditions ideal
special Easter services in the city
churches attracted large congrega-
tons yesterday. From early in the
morning. when there were masses in
the Catholic churches and sunrise
prayer services in the Protestant
churches, till the close OF day.
churches were filed with worship
pers. The services throughout the
city were impressive and beautiful.
and were in keeping with the spirit
OF the Eastertide.
Thousands OF people attended SER
vices. In the Catholic churches early
morning mass was sung by the chill
dren. High mass was sung at 1890,
and the choirs OF the churches as
sisted in the service. The programs
were unusually impressive. In the
Protestant churches 2 -nE-.nls waicn
had been arranged, were rendered
during the day. The Sunday school
children and the choirs OF the
churches participated. All OF the
church affairs and pulpits were beau
tifully decorated with Easter lilies
and palms.
At st. Joseph's Catholic church
the Offering for the day was $1.s11.
At Trinity the services consisted
OF choral celebration At when the
vested choir marched into the main
entrance and up the main aisle
chanting: low celebration az and
second choral celebration at 1o:4s,
when the rector. Rev. Granville II.
Sherwood. preached a brilliant
Easter sermon. In the afternoon at
3:45 there was the chiidren's fssti-
val. The services were all attended
by immense congregations. The
church was beautifully decorated.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17
Grand

Grand
Easter ball,
Eagle Frisco club,
At Industrial Home
This evening, April l..
Buy a home of Reidy Bros.
Kerler Rug company. cleaners.
TriCity Towel Supply company.
For express. call Spencer & Trefz.
DIR. Stocker has removed mis- Offices
TO Suite pit Safety building.
Let William Johnson do your tin and
furnace work; 1916 Third avenue.
H. T. Siemon wants your tin and
furnace work; 1626-152s Fourth ave
nue..
Choice white oats for seed or feed
for sale at J. S. Gilmore's pork
house.
Loans on real estate security. Al
bert Huber. Peoples National bank
building
Attend the grand Easter ball given
by the Eagle Frisco club. at Indus
trial home. this evening.
Happy Hour coffee doesn't vary, al
ways the same: uniform. fragrant and
delicious. Sitttg & Stahmer.
Rock Island Retail Grocers and
Butchers grand Easter ball. In
dustrial hall Tuesday evening,
April -.
- miss the big opening dance at
Wa, Tower. Wednesday evening.
Apr. 70. given by the Emerald club
Gentlemen so cents. ladies free.
We clean suits, jackets, skirts, por-
there's. piano and couch covers, feath-
ers. furs, etc. Montgomery & Camp
bell, 1909 Second avenue Both phones
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17

dist Episcopal church, to continue
two days, is to open tomorrow after
noon at 1870 in the First NJ. T..
church in this city. 1t is expected
that As ministers will attend. There
will be a session tomorrow night
also, with sessions Wednesday morn
ing, afternoon and night. Bishop w.
A QuayIe of Oklahoma City will be
present Wednesday. M the after
noon he will address the ministers
and in the evening he will give his
lecture on Westminster Abbey" at
the church.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-04-17

Central Presbyterian.-The Young
Peoples Social league meets this eve
ming at 1880 in the chapel
Tomorrow evening at 7 O'Clock the
board OF trustees VIII meet at the par
sonage.
Prayer services VIII be held Wed
nesday evening AZ 1870.
Friday evening At s O'Clock. in the
\. n. c. A. auditorium, the Sunday
school children VIII give q playlet,
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' -
Broadway Presbyterian. Prayer
services Will be held Wednesday eve
ming at 1850.
Rnth's band win meet wednesday