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DO YOU NEED A KIDNEY
REMEDY?

DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root Is not rec
ommended for everything. but II you
have kidney. liver or bladder trouble. 1t
will be found Just the remedy YOU need.
Swamp Root makes friends quickly be-
cause Its mild and immediate effec, Is
soon realized. 1t is a gentle healing her
bal compornd-a physicians prescription
which has proved It's great curative value
cases.
All druggists In Zoe and Sl.OO sizes.
You may have sample bottle OF this
always reliable preparation by mail free,
also pamphlet telling> all about 1t.
ADDRESS DR.. kilmcr e Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y.
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Distemper

In all its forms among all ages OF horse,
and dogs, cured and others in the same
stable prevented from having the disease
with Spohn's Distenper Cure. Every
bottle guaranteed. Over 10000 bottles
sold last year. $50 and slOO. Good drug.
gists. or send to manufacturers. Agents
wanted. Write for free book. Spohn
Med. Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
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Accounted For.

Were you seasick crossing the
ocean, Pat?"
"Oi was turrible sick comm over,
but niyer a qualm did OF hoy goin'
back"
Really? How do you account for
that?",
Sure and OF niyver wint back, yure
honor"
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Different.

Benevolent Lady-Little Boy, will
you give this temperance tract to
your father?
Urchin-Me dad don't drink now,
Teddy.
Benevolent Lady-Oh, how good.
Did he read the last tract | gavo him?
urchIn-No. Teddy. He's training
for prize fight.
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cELEBRATEs GOLDEN WEDDING

One OF Americas most picturesque
figures celebrated tie golden ami.
versary Of his wedding the other day.
This man Is Joseph Fl. Choate, the
brilliant lawyer. orator and diplomat
who did SO much toward increasing
American popularity In England while
In charge Of the American embassy
in London.
Joseph Hodges Choate was born in
Salem. Mass, in 1892 and comes of
famous legal family. his father. Rufus
Choate, being one Of the most eminent
lawyers Of his time. He was educated
at Harvard and was admitted to the
bar in 1855. While never politician
In the practical sense he always took
an active interest in public affairs and
during his legal career in New York
took leading part In many Of the re-
form movements
Fifty years ago Mr.. Choate married
Miss Caroline d. Sterling OF Cleve-
land. Their married life has been one
OF happiness. Not long ago some one
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" They All Knew.

A woman speaker told a New York
go flirting around and don't get any.
suffrage meeting that I'VE women
haven't concentration. Our minds Just
go flirting around and don't get any
where" Considering which, is 1t not
superfluous for mere man TO muss
about in women's affairs when they
know themselves so well?-St Louis
Post Dispatch.
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cANADA'S ROYAL GOVERNOR

The Dominion OF Canada deeply ap-
preciates the honor which has been
conferred on her by the appointment
Of the Duke OF Connaught as governor
general and will give his royal high.
ness most enthusiastic welcome on
his arrival. The distinction which is
Canada's In having. as representa-.
tive OF the British throne, an uncle OF
King George will be more readily un.
derstood when 1t is stated that never
before has prince OF the royal blood
been sent as governor general to any
Of the British possessions over the
seas. The nearest approach to such
distinction was when the Princess
Louise. daughter Of Queen Victoria,
resided in Canada with her husband,
the Marquis OF Lorne, who was then
governor general The marquis aft.
erward became and is now the Duke
Of Argyle.
The Duke Of Connaught is the only
surviving son of Queen Victoria. He
was her third son and the seventh Of
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His View.

WillIs-Do you think man should
be allowed to hold the highest honor
in the United States more than four
years?
Gillis-Sure thing, say, II man
can top the league in batting for ten
or even fifteen years. let him stay in
the game for the good OF the sport.
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Moonlight Episode.

They sat in silence on the beach;
she was somewhat ancient peach.
She shut her eyes, this ancient miss,
expecting him to steal kiss. But
his was unheroic clay, and so he
merely stole away.-Washingt Star
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He Knew.

ITS the first $1,000 that's hard to
get.' explained the eminent million.
aire
Il know that" responded the mere
man. 1--WE been trying to accumulate
1t for the past 40 years" rs."-Loulsvllle
Jourier.Journal.
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Just for TODAY.

The women whose fads and whose
fashions today
Inspire us to anger or sorrow
No more need occasion despair and
dismay-
They'll all be old fashioned tomorrow.
Judge.
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Siqht Unseen.

Sultor-T would like to see the pho.
tograph OF the lady with the $4,000
dowrS"
Matrimonial Agent-"We don't show
photos with the large dowrles."-
Wasp.
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Not for Him.

Farmer Hayseed lin the city)-l
want TO find an eatin' house.
Accosted Pedestrian-Are you look.
ing for any particular place?
Farmer H.-Wall, not too burned
ptickler.-Boston Transcript.
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In After Years,

Il suppose you stole an occasional
watermelon as a boy"
"Yes; and | wish had stolen more.
Look what the grocer soaked me Coo
for Just now"
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Saving Monye.

Hubby, want dollar to buy that
new novel"
Jaw. what's the use OF spending
money that way? Drop around to the
book store and read a chapter every
day"
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A Profitable Investment.

Beggar twho has just received :
cents)-"Thank you, sir; heaven will
reward you fIfty-fold"
Giycr-"If | felt sure OF that, my
friend, I'd give you dollar"
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Fore

Jones-Do you think the horse will
survive the automobile?
Brown-Not II it gets in Its way
October Woman's Home Companion.
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HARVESTER HEAD Is SUED

Clarence s. Funk. general manager
OF the International Harvester Com.
pany. the McCormick's man OF busi.
ness. clubman. churchman and aspir.
ant for the title OF one OF Chicago's
leading citizens. was recently sued by
John Henning. who asks $4,000 dam.
ages on the claim that Funk has
alienated the affections OF his wife.
Josephine Henning To say that the
suit created sensation is to put II
mildly. Funk has recently been be.
fore the public Of Chicago In socalled
moral uplift movements. which we'll
beftted a man Of church professions,
and his talk Of furthering such causes
has made him more or less well
known to the newspaper public, con.
seQuently when the suit was filed Il
caused wide interest. Mr.. Funk en-.
tered denial. emphatic and vigorous
rs II was possible for a man to make
II is said Mr.. Funk first saw and nd.
mired Mrs. Henning while she worked
In the Auditorium Annex cafe. Mrs
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09
Before and After.

Why Is It that 1t pleases married
woman to be called Miss" and makes
single woman mad to be called
Mrs." What do the girls want
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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The Common Lot.

when are you going on your vaca-
tion?"
81 don't know. I've got to walt un.
I'll the neighbors get through using
my suit case"
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One OF the Family.

you are looking thoughtful"
yes; Miss Wombat told me so
many family secrets on the pier last
night that feel I'll have to propose
or he considered utterly heartless."
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HoMESEEKERS SION
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.
INC 1911

On the first and third Tuesdays O:
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail.
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to great many
points In New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
25 days allowing liberal stop.over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates. etc, call on your nearest Colo.
RADIO and Southern agent or address T.
i. Fisher. General Passenger Agent,
Denver. Colo.
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unsatisfied.

Honesty says he is going to get
damages for that assault on him"
Good heavens. Does he want any
more than he got?"-Baltlmore Amer.
ican.
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Before and After.

Stella-When you are engaged you
tell him that he must economic.
Bella-And after you are married he
tells you that you must.
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her nine children His surviving Chran
Duchess OF Argyle
good mother Queen Victoria Justly
Vorite Arthur William
that Princess
daughter The duke born shortly Queen
bears the Patrick In 1897 the
Louise Prussia second cousin the Kaiser
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Subjective.

81 see somebody has invented q
'noiseless' soup spoon. In what way
is 1t noiseless?"
why. madam, it's constructed in
such manner that-er-you don't
make noise when you're using IT."
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Relationship.

Facetlous Conductor-Young won.
an. Is this your sister?
Prim Little Miss with large dolly
No, sir; she's my adopted daughter.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundrcss
happy. makes clothes whittier than snow.
All good grocers.
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New Trouble,

How crooked your fingers are,,"
True"
'BaseballD
"No. automobile door"
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But could you unscramble IT." de-
manded the mortified courtiers.
Which merely accentuates the great
truth that nobody is springlng any
real puzzles nowadays.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
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asked him who Joseph Choate
Mrs Choaes second husband his instantaneous reply At the
celebration which Naumkeag Sockbdge
wedding so
Choate his personality his exceptional
physical intellectual
membered the British While
in England Mr.. Choae general favorite
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A Failure.

HAS he had successful career?"
NO. He doesn't owe anybody any
money.".-Chicago Record-Herald.
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Definition Of Velocity.

Teacher-What is velocity, Johnny?
Johnny-Velocity is what a chap
let's go Of wasp with.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09

Mrs. wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
tee,hing. softens the gums, reduces innamma.
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie, &c bottle.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09

Sometimes a man who flatters gets
even with a girl who flirts.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09

II takes n bachelor to think that he
understands women.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-11-09

Talk Is cheap. Give us the sllen,
lady on the silver dollar every time.
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shipwreek Up to Date.

Captain. Is there much danger"
Not particle. A moving.picture
outfit will soon be along and rescue
US after they have taken few films"
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Henning Is said to be not looking beauty
Clarence Funk sufficiently public sensation
caused by the John nnng widely the General
manager OF the international familiar
figure Washington Springfield and the capitals Of other sates
In Chicago he is prominent In
suburbs OF Oak Park He Is known active church
Bible class the First Congregational church
A. where last winter he delivered series talks young
Business Christianity" VT n :
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RIM | I0nY Dealer n all kind. OF MER.
JUN !, luuk CHASDlSE. Mammoth Gaia.
log mailed free Cor. 18th q Blake. Denver
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Test Of Real Greatness
Columbus had made the egg stand
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MAY HEAD CHINESE REPUBLIC

DR.. Sun Yat Sen. tho Chinese re-
former. who was banished from the
empire not long ago and is now in
the United States. is believed to be
slated for the presidency Of the re-
publican government when the Chi.
nese reyolutionists can take time
enough from fighting to organize.
There Is said to be a standing offer
from the Pekin government Of S50, 900
for the body Of Sun Vat Sen. dead or
alive.
Each succeeding day has added to
the gravity Of the situation In China
The imperial government. having dis.
covered that the usual methods used
In uprisings throughout the empire are
entirely inadequate In this case, has
gotten down to the business OF real
warfare. But the misjudgment Of the
situation. and the consequent delay
In real repressive measures. have Civ.
en- the revolutionists an opportunity
to become better organized, draw
greater forces to its standard and
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1911-01-06
:: of Fort Pierce
Pierce, Florida
&C. Eldred
and Insuranc'
Pierce. Florida
List Your Properly

II your property is for sas''
it with me. viii endeass
find customers for all prop
4 and must have a large
please the many homeseekes
are coming this way this w'''
ted and cared for.
Iendry & Pennev's Clothing s' wv
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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Year Right
SAVINGS BANK
CHILDREN

aived a supply of good substantial
n use in the home, one Of which WI.
V or girl on deposit of one dollar,
our savings department, on intefe
when bank is returned. Call =
w. Deposits made on or before jan
crest from January LIST. Four pei
ded quarterly.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1911-01-06
that account with
.-.ucie County Bank

~ the feeling that you have
light. We earnestly solicit a
your patronage and promise
ndistent courtesy in return
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

The following editorial Philadelphia North American
while each of us to consider what
Of permit the express com
postofieo department Listen 10
the American
Il treated were
paying 10 cents seund On mall psesaoss
hardly little South American ep"eh
that will not at least 'pound
packages for a pound or essf
of " nations hst
Philippine sovenmeat TO establish
this country bic packages
such rights
tribute to the express cor"
panie2 but must good TO do
poseti they would tear
home their neigh
halt century ahead at the next cleo
there will be hearing before the committed
posoces postroad representatives at Wash
u.
and
Off anybody
parcels again OF course To do Il good
postal department In the hole
financially.
from cents TO cent
will be would be a thlng for YOU
low many pennies would day.
enough pennies cent letter
the bill single express PACKAGE
letter and denies as par
will be expeeed-to
continue a straight ticket
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Gated at n distance. as heretofore.
viii be right here at home. In the
state OF Washington. close to Seat.
tie. The Mount Baker district Is
the exact point at which the boom
has broken out.
The reason for this will become
more apparent when the bulletin
covering the survey of the Mount
Baker quadrangle. recently finished
by the United States Geological Sur
vey. and now published. falls into
the hands OF the mining and invest
ing public. Engineers and geolo-
gists in charge of this work while
In the field were approached and IN
lterviewed on the subject OF this bull
letin. and. though compelled by the
nature of their profession and the
rules OF the interior department 10
refrain from expressing for publica-
ton before transmittal OF their doc
uments to the director OF the sur
vey. privately expressed themselves
as being in possession OF fndubitable
evidence which they would publish
In the bulletin, that the Mount
Baker mining district was not mere
ly well mineralized. but that il. in
all probability. would be found. on
development. 10 carry a greater and
richer mineral content than any 9TH
er known mining district within the
borders of the United States. En-
anating. as this does, from so con-
sentative an authority on this sub
Ject, the Mount Baker district may
now be said to have received the
unqualified stamp and seal OF APP
prevail OF the highest and most emil
nent authority In the mining world.
IL has been said and repeated.
heretofore, that there Is no mining
really worthy OF the name In the
state OF Washington. while adverse
critics. clearly inspired by malicious
prepense. have even gone so far rs
to say that there is not pound OF
commercial ore TO be found In the
Mount Baker district. Such state
ments may be weighed on the same
scales that determine and measure
the value and character of efforts 10
mine In WashingtoN by lumber
Jacks and sheep herders. instead OK
men who knew ore when they saw
II, as well as the mostspractical and
economical processes for extracting
values therefrom. and wherewlth. in
ohlentally, to pay dividends-one OF
the chief ends and aims In mining.
or. FOR that matter. in any other
line of business or industry.
Samples of the ore may be seen At
2l0 The Waldorf, corner of Seventh
ave. and Pike st.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
Dissertations

ebony" ebony $ red
originally settled by people who had been jail
win big hotel exclusively for cOlored folks No
whites need apply.
GLASS be a a o will
third Of grain
PETER mNulr bought Manhattan island of
New York lies. for s2i-in 1926
splendid eating by the
raking a tooth
who'll from the socialist
inec for
to pounds
folks IT'S wind makes D look big probably
tneh hanged a on
common returned after being banished worshpng
God their
IL RUE, playngcard London.
the servants but maybe not the sons
interesting things aeropianes he's
Arctic OF North mgates in the fall
then flies $500 miles single flight
America
printer put
they
Christians They the Almanac"
be
Philadelphia Christians Brad.
have made a corking fine reputation In these times
you being washs away at
the Well
and something considered
Panama 1t would dig the canal in 10 days
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
No Wonder Gene Smiles, With Four Picture.
Shows, and Feature on Orpheum Circuit, to Boot

Want to know the time OF day.
Look NJ Gene Green. Look. we
say, Don't naR Green issthe black.
face comedy singer nj the Orphcum
thia week. who comediaass In song
without backing his face. lie gets
In that labiai movement, too. which
produces d sound like letting off
bromo seltMr steam Zip shah
pts." oh. you've hoard A. They've
initiated Green all over the eoun-
try.
Green IN that fasttdloua he has
his collars specially manufactured
for him. They're a style all his
own. and they cost 75 cents per.
or course n you found one OF them
lying loose about your dresser
you'd be- apt 10 remark how thick
necked sister Zenobla was getting
They're that dlfferent--are Green y
eollarp--from the ordinary male
variety.
Green doesn't have 10 be tramp
Ing around the country on a vaude-
vile stunt II he doesn't want 20.
you know. This IN no hot atmos.
pnere stuff. either Green has
coolies and oodlea OF money. How's
thatY Simple enough. lie owns
moving picture shows. That proves
it--whatY Yep. he has four houses
running In Chicago this very min
ute. and they're all making money
Green used 10 do a week IN each
Of his houseB--a sort OF circuit Of
his own. singing character songs.
TN the lrrepressibic Oscar Ham
merstein cast his blinkers ut him
cont you come with me. he
said TO Gene. like the hero In
Death Valley" Ia the third act.
Gene had stayed at home for
three years straight. gathering In
the moss. 40 when Oscar mention
ed four weeks nj HammerHteln'R 3.
New York. Green got an attack OF
sanderiustiiis. That accounts for
him ai the orphcum with his two
wardrobe trunks aud the big ring
with the fiye-diamond set.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
Seattle by the Owl Drug Co.
FOREIGN CAPITAL CONTEMPLATING
HEAVY INVESTMENTS CLOSE TO SEATTLE

ering for block OF $4,000 shares.
the price of which heretofore was
81 a share. but has very recently
increased TO 81. so that the deal,
though subject 10 favorable report.
il one OF no inconsiderable magni-
tude and may be taken as Just in
dication of the present favorable
trend OF opinion concerning the
Mount Baker mining district.
Mr.. Prentice will have quite a
party 10 make the trip. as several
other investors have expressed their
desire 10 see the properties. and
other prospective buyers will take
advantage of this opportunity for in
spection OF a very interesting re-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Engineers representing a group of
British Columbia and Los Angeles
mining investors. on June 18th
leave Seattle for trip OF inspec-
ton OF the ore bodies and lodges on
the properties OF the Mount Baker
Gold. Copper and Tin Mining Com.
pany. just south of the international
boundary. on the county road. ten
miles east OF Glacier. the terminus
OF the Bellinghsm Bay q British
Columbia railway.
They will be the guests of George
L. Thompson. president and general
manager of the mining company.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
FOOLISH QUESTIONS.

You are showed and pushed and
Iostfed
In an ovcrcgoxded car.
when a long. protruding hAtpin
Gives your system quite Jar.
A. you gather up the pieces
OF the eye she's just pok@d out.
Turns the anxious maid upon you
"it's not serious. no doubt
Gently then you rcassure her.
Not At all. miss. never fear.
Two eyes always were bother.
Ones the fashion now. hear"
Hats for women have been in
vented which do not need hat.
pins.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

MASSACHUSETTS making go Of her savings bank Insurance
old Already t2oo workingmen
OF s5oO00 Insurance and the
Of Boston 5000 strong
are now organ to death benefits
supplies medical officer The banks do
eooperang with employers In interesting the
business done OF
every les of
the
Ia In with H. though The
De- $ goo
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

. rooAy's GOOD SHORT ONE

A young man who had been 4
4 out West to seek bis fortune
. and hadn't found II finally re 4
= turned home. He had been 4
4 compelled 10 pawn his clothes =
= and everything he had lie
q had forgotten 10 take the
= phwntickota off the clothes. 4
= HiH fond mother Was helping
4 him unpack his trunk and 4
= came upon coat with the
4 pswntick.t pinned ON Il. =
= John. what Is THAR" she 4
q asked 4
= -oh." he said. Il went 10 4
= dance once and forgot 10 take =
. off the ticket they gave me
. when ! checked my coat" 4
4 Ia a few moments the 4
4 mother dug up tho trousers 4
. that went with the coat. 4
= decorated with pawntsckct
. also. 4
4 John" she inquired stern. 4
= ~. what kind OF a dance was 4
= that Saturday Post.
= = = - - = = = =
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

and Il. +, Prentice, president of the
Occidental Investment and Devel-
opment Company, of Seattle fiscal
agent for the mining company. with
both of whom, through local brok-
ers, Vancouver capitalists are nero-
tiatlng for block of $4,000 Shares
of the Mount Baker company. while
the Los Angeles syndicate Is dick.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
Afraid?

Afraid to use hair prepara<
tons? Certainly not, If your
doctor approves. Let him de-
eide about Ayers Hair Vigor
for falling hair or dandruf.
VIII not color the hair, nor
harm or injure. is { &c &c.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
rng FAITn OF A CHILD.

A little boy whose grandmother
had just died wrote the following
letter. which he duly posted
Dear Anecls-We have sent you
grandma Please give her harp
to play. as she Ia short xipdcd and
can't blow trumpet Vanity
Fair.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
Dead Men Tell No Tales

which artist didn't painting the
Secretary Of State Day Supreme Court Justice Day
tells the congressional Investigating
whore and
dead Dead tell tales" LIE,
committee despair
he has ngh, that
be o shed voluntarily.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

gion. The actual Journey viii only
take one day.
Further than this. there are indi-
cations on every hand that the in
vesting public is once again face to
face with a recrudescence In min.
ing shares and operations Inc the
Northwest. and that the seat and
center of this, instead of being 10.