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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-10-19

There gas lots 0f excitement 90
the close ~ tho Performance 3D.. tb.
Lady buccaneers af the Apollo the
alter lat nlght when The wrezUIng
match between Miss Lansing arc o.e
" DO chorus ladies' took place Stem.
n'rs OF ne company. standing behind
the scenes. we're az much vrogrt, hi.
over the contest OIL were those ir III.
'front.' ~ fhc house The production
N IS Million Tor o. E04o~ delighted
aI who cav if Ii teens with funny
situations. uItfy dialogue and tunefuf
music. and m s presented by a very
capable company. uifh John q. Han.
con. Madeline Rowe. Grac. Whitman
tna others equally veil knour in the
leading roles. and ulfh r. biz beauty
chorus The otto contains three dis.
tncf novelties. each BIZ ir Tha
evening fne added feature vII b. q
battle royal
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-10-19
BREAKING OUT
COVERED BODY
Where SeratcbedtMsceScre Ter.
rb's itching and Burning ssp,Her
housekeeping. Cuticura Remedies
Completely Cured Her. No Return.

~ PEAS. are ths -int~r Z ~ .
e Cal thss covered NJ -sas- t-sdy
s<o~1 20 % s><n>c - z $1,000 - nay
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-10-19

a. T T. So: ss,--s' i'' or a railroad e'o.'s.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-10-19
3Free!

The real test of Reymann is
the taste test. Phone or write for
a case of Reymann-24 bottles
SIPS. Try three bottles and
if the flavor is not to your liking
return the balance of the case
and the price of the whole case,
S1.25, will be refunded. The
three bottles you drank will
cost you nothing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
OBSERVATIONS

ANYHOW those able to catch every
body who didn't dynamite.
AWFUL hard winter in Maine Cold freeze the
DUTCH oil has
In Europe Now Just watch Rockefeller beat the Dutch
WHEN Aviator mp earth looked no
bigger than him coming
down, isn't IL?
PROF SEE Of observatory that the planet
Venus Is Inhabited We don't planet
yertse anyhow.
UTAH bees shipped back again
70 Utah In And they about
California enetans
another
boy his Wild oats chr 49, -
REPORTED that Rockefeller two hoisemaids 20cen
bingham aprons for Christmas
time that old fellow does have with mis- money!
DR. WILEY Uncle Sans expert glucose in beap
shoe leather But youl
weight - ~ ~ ~ '''' .
BAND played Onward Christian being
naugurated and those
Go Home TIL Morning the program is right in the da
Of tire trouble. - - 49, - ' "u''
IRE dear Constant Render who picture OF
Da Iaier can learn things greatly
a. ns once we VIII also furnish
giadsome holiday spirit OF giving ~ " mum VI '"e
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

Who las dot face
chewing gum
Adolf. ! M your ignorsmlty
Shakespeare
HAT celebrated sooquyf~
Sure haf Bui der Teller played dit call soloquy
lie called a ayiophone"
"soH Maybe equally 'OheioF
Yce haf conyersed NIT othelo but nefer oul lick
Cheffrea
You away of Adolf Hamlet oheIo blays.
Chnius Caesar You remember Chuius
oh remember him bet chuius always ding
please i'd"
Dot neer nfed long
oradnn"
4 der right track Dcre SIS anodder baY
yich
ouid a
nnd dey an nod find oud ID laty n she climbed
from felt
Isl al
horneleas kingdom
Duffy"
You McBett. dond youf~
ISIS del
a
der
kitchen sink wash
Of witches
"Yich vtchv'
Der
Il Shakespeare
bays But Of dem oddes For instance
Tempest Dot d brainstorn
Willie iss also der OF Ten Nights Baoom aind her
dnk
"BecosH ! haf read hiss Tweln Night"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

the genuine Chickering. or the
Kimball or Lester. or Hallet a. la.
Wis. This year. however. the ma.
iority came 10 us In part payment
on Krell Auto-Grands, the most
perfect Player-Piano the world has
ever known.
Thus the high character of the
instruments we carry acts as MAG.
net to draw large number OF un.
usually good pianos out OF the rep
resentatiye homes OF Seattle and
vicinity.
You can easily understand this.
Suppose YOU. yourself had q good
piano In your home, but fortune
smiled on You, and you wanted. nat.
urally enough. something little
better than the ordinary some
thing exclusive. II would be per.
fectly natural then for you 10 go 10
the leading piano concern. where
the instrument you desired was
carried. wouldn't it2 Just so. and
that's the situation in nutshell.
Our sale this year is unusual In
several ways We have a better
grade Of pianos. taken individually
there is much larger variety Of
makes, and the prices are uniformly
lower than ever before. Eilers Mu
sic House. successor to d. s. John.
ston Co, Third and University
Washlngton's oldest and largest
music concern.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
SACRED JUDGES AND SACRED WRIT THAT
ARE VERY MUCH IN CONTEMPT

Is heuous crime asalns, spirit civilization to hnh
s courtG
Let's look tor precedent
ud arc or
well presidential contempt 81 court Not
shu nevertheless precedent that has some
vi
We a pharee Of ludea and
Gaco who had offended some
dinner without cefcnonai}
Nash his tie hts
YOU ye ade with burdens
xcyous touch the burden Win
o. fingers!
YOU lawyers taken the key Of knoNl
them that catering IN
perhaps You say this Of lawyers
not contempt Of lawyers that Judges
words uttered by this yohng
from Galise:
IN city a Judge which God neither 70
through the Of the unjust Judge
precedent 81 court where
courts ARE
kicking precedent" down the
polluted justice and clearing the deck FOR
injustice OF all kinds
legal as we'll the other Kind.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
Preserves Natural
Color of the Hair

Any woman can postpone for
years the time Nhnn her hair be.
comes thin and gray. II IL a mia.
take 60 shampoo frequently wiih
soap and water. A. that tends to
make the scalp scaly and hard and
the hair dull and faded
The hair will respond quickly 20
the proper home treatment Put
In a fruit jar Z ounces 81 orris root
aud Z ounces o. thorux Shake until
wcil mixed Once or twice a Neek
sprinkle a little Of this powder on
the head and brush IL thoroughly
through the hair.
This dry shampoo removes dirt.
duai and dandruff from the scalp
aud leaves the hair ,FeNh. sweet and
clean. The theroT helps 20 grow
beautiful hair and preserves It's
natural color Advf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
NICER THAN POWDER
EASIER TO APPLY

Mrs. Mae Martyr. writing on
beauty subjects for the Philadelphia
Press. says Society women every
where are diaeardlnx paints and
powders and using \ liquid prepare
ton. which Is easily applied and
dries quickly. giving the complexion
a soft. pink and white glow impoasi.
bic with powder or rouge.
An excellent and Trustworthy
lotion for the complexion can be
made at home b. dissoiving 4
ounces spurmax IN y pint hot
water then adding teaspoonfuls
glycerine.
This recipe Is popular among
many social leaders. as II ls impossi-
Bile to detect. and after being Rp
piled does not rub off like powder
nor does Il require further attention.
II Is inexpensive and easy 10 make
and every woman should give Il a
place on her toilet table" Adv't
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

named after the famous preacher
That's about a. cute a name a.
mine. put in Clerk tioduell MY
given name IL Polly Had an old
maid aunt Who prayed I would be-
a glrl She vas No mad about y
that abe insisted I be chrlatsned
Polly HcF word went Il hiill
goes
That's nothing objected Tip
They also tackled Scipio' onto mo
name OF town I vas horn In. And
then Just 20 round q of nicely thay
piastrrcd me with Rlnaid
Why the Rinaidf~ quoried the
n. ".
Weller. well. guess !, wont
make auy difference now He's
been a long time dead Rinaid pnm
one % those quiei Eentiemea %
vigorous but hl0odfhiFnty habits.
Who used 20 rropl about the Spar
ish main looking for treasure as
naid was about the worst 81 the
lot AZ nearly a. can learn
4 am quite a shark at this
lineage stuff and regret 20 say
that the Winchclls can b. traced
directly 20 Rinaid Hiuaido wan a
forefathsr Of RlnAid and ~hsn !
vas born II VAS decided th1 u
would be Jus, as well to perp~tFais
Rinaidu'a name 80 thes tackled
that onto the. too
Polly 10 EbersE-r.
n had a nice old uncle whoae
a
CLERK u0dweil They hliehsd that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
PSYCHOMACHY IN A HOLD-UP

Missouri Pacific train
hundred aud
az exit wn a Of
Looks II he picked train load OF towards but i
all cwadcf Wasn't really somewhat OF exhibition OF good
philosophy.
fellows watch clothes and chattel MORTGAGE on
what he bad home had better be surrendered than his life When
fighter
q holds all
n exhibition
cowsrdce when hide the
hand
with human sentiment In his soul greed b. dgn
wholly admirable the bed
demands that below midnight and introduce the
housebeaker who humping things it's prime
philosophy
lives robber He's willing
his perhaps little That you willing
d. shows that Il does necessarily
r. a
conditions life courage
and wisdom well when compiiany
handing Waterbury watch
Indicates good sound reliable philosophy only.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

Now. 90 look upon the placid foa.
lures OF Tip" Winchell. baiiiff TO
Police Judge Gordon. you wouldn't
Tor The Goth part of a second
imagine that he Is direct dca.
cendant from a line OF hloodthiruty
pirates who once sailed the spanish
main. scuttlins ships. welding cut,
lassoa and making poor unf0r.
Inmates walk the plank. would your
Well. it's a fact
Tip himself Is the authority
The deep. dark secret Ia Tips"
past which for 500 long years has
been locked Ia the family closet was
disclosed this morning
And 20 think that an innocent
little question would haro Tips"
CORY lineage in this prosaic day
While waiting for Judge Gordon
to emerge from his chamber the
Police Reporter lmore 10 pass the
time than anything elsel mildly
asked the haillff how he acquired
his nickname
For a Preacher. too.
Don't know lust hoS that came
but my real name Is Topping
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
FROM PIRATE TO BAlLlre. OR rss LAW OF EVOLUTION.

name 20 Polly and gave Il 20 me
Was 80 young that couldn't re-
aiai Then some one else buited
in and proved conelualYeiy that I
couldn't live II Bryant we're not
added 10 Polly EbencHer
The = Il Sas just about 20 ask
haN h felt 20 carry names Ike
those when indgc Gordon emerged
from his chamber.
Polly EboneEer Bryant bod sell
got busy with his BOOKS. liailiff
Topping Sciplo Hinaid RlnRldo
winrhell got rid % hla daily speech
which begins Hear ye. hear ye.
while the r r. settled back 10
watch the wheels ~ justice Eriud
ont their griai of human voc
nOYDEN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

The Star - anxious 20 ser that
every subscriber gets his OF her
paper every night II your paper
fails to come By s o'clock kindly
notify the circulation department
Of The Star and q paper viii b"
sent you BY special messenger.
Main $500 or Ind tsi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
QUEER. BUT MUST BE RIGHT

year
SCI apiece.
There Is Arizona belonging
profit than that a
public propety-belouged ever
OF the mmi.
n
thar much
could together
land promise OF 81
Must be rsht though. for airs
possible worlds"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
THE WOMAN IN FANUEIL HALL

She only entered
the plain years
has been the
England. nd o
Has the time when the portrait OF
The side Of Hancock Otis the Adamses Webster
dead but scptered monarehs that
she viii gave
as The Battle Hymn Republic
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
STAR DUST

A shade ambled up TO &c. Peter. so
grim
And asked plain question right
quickly of him.
where can get postcards
dozen or soF
And htraightWay 81 Peter told him
whore 10 En.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
NOT THE LAST DROP, PERHAPS

hat II
the GuidhaH
Is likely Americans something Of merits
blood in the United States
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
TODAYS GOOD SHORT ONE

Twice as the bus slowly wended its the
Gap the door at the
paid little they to know Why they
should be disturbed this
whist cautioned speak loud She'll
ovebear
The III crayture Every
tonne she yez getting down
ter walk tn hill success
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
Who Wants a Piano?
Chickering's, Webers, Steinways, Kimballs Lesers-in
fact practically every well-known make is represent
ed among the splendid instruments being offered this
week in Eers Clearance Sale.
Prices the Lowest in the History of the House and
Terms at Practically Your Own Dictation.

Are you realizing the opportunity
that awaits you right now at the
Big Piano StoreY An opportunity
to secure for very little money and
on terms that will positively not be
felt, some OF the most extraordinary
bargains In pianos and player
pianos that have ever been offered
In the entire Northwest.
Before you consider prices, how
ever, Judge the pianos themselves.
judge them as you would Judge
new pianos. by the tone, the action
and exterior finish. and the reputa-
ton OF the maker, likewise the
standing OF the concern offering
them.
Our Annual Clearance Sales are
not Ordinary sales" nor are the
pianos ordinary pianos. any more
than the Eilers Music House IL an
ordinary plano concern. In fact,
our Annual Clearance Sales are In
a class by themselves and are look.
ed forward to and eagerly awaited
by shrewd buyers, who know the
genuine value TO be secured.
Quality the Keynote.
These sales are the result OF the
quality and quantity of our every.
day business. These exchanged in
struments are traded in By their
owners solely because they prefer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

Tho center Of the stage being
somewhat crowded iuai now. Mr..
HailinEer feels. perhaps. that be
might a. well delay his resignation
Tor another day or two.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

BENJAMIN J Bcdalat had one n@
cret grief I, was bis habit %
sleepWalklnE II r. better far. dear
reader. 10 have insomnia than SON.
nAmbulism. which Ia what Bsnta
tnin J had Several times they
picked him up In remote parts Of
town dressed for tho evening. bat
minus silk hat and dancing
pumps 4 was remarkable hos he
could wander from between the
blankets and get back intact. Luck
surely Was with Benl
On a certain night. however. he
got up without being called and
wandered back and forth on the
ridgspole of greenhouse Al
would have been wcll had ha not
become attacked With q nightmare
and suddenly tried 10 aldcstep an
imaginary automobile. for
THE END
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
Topper Scpio Rnald Rinaldino Winchell Tells
Polly Ebenezer Bryant Bodwell How He Got Name

A True Story Today From
Police Court OF a Bailifi Who
Is Descended From a Pirate.
and a Man Clerk Whose
Name Is Polly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
OSCAR und Adolf und Shakespeare

Dose Two Funny Feers psy Know Aboya
Great Drsmstlkers Works.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
| r.

III @-
III the democrats shows aa much
sonse aa q last years birds nest,
says an exchange. they have a
chance 20 get into power now Tor a
long time"
A picture BY VelaHquez. found In
an old lumber room near Vienna.
has been sold 10 an English art
dealer for 100000.
Happiness IL simply everyday life
emhoiiiahcd with smiles
Though sad the scene life doth
reheafse. there's nauEht 20 bad but
might be worse.
once driven into wood. re-.
Gently invented split nail cannot be
withdrawn. as the two parts curl
away from each other
To become a city beautiful
nusn0a Aires has planted more
than 1884, 900 trees IN the last nine
years.
Reason Returns.
Editor Star Dust Our NtennF
rapher came down this morning
with her head dlsmaniled ~ *.
celaior and puffs have lust dis
covered that she has a fine shaped
head - u. H.
There arc more Chinese and Jap
huenc 81 Hawaii than native
Hnwhiians.
To make Il easier 90 pick np a
needle an inventor has placed a
small horseshoe magnet on the side
% a thimhle
A cold bath IL a fine hing In
the morning with a little warm
water In n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
Reason Returns.

There are more Chinese and Jap.
aneHc 81 Hawaii than native
Hnwhilans
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

To make Il easier 10 pick up a
needle an inventor has placed a
small horseshoe magnet on the side
% a thimhle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

Happiness IL simply everyday life
emhoiliahcd wiih smiles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

Though sad the scene life doth
reheafse. there's uauEhl 70 bad but
might be worse.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12
THEN 1T HAPPENED

tour oaily oIaeontinusd story.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

A picture BY Velasquez found In
an old lumber room near Vienna.
has been sold 20 an English art
dealer for 5000
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

once driven into wood re-
Gently invented split nail cannot be
Withdrawn. as the two parts curl
away from each other.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

To become city beautiful
nusnoa Aires has planted more
than itg. 900 trees In the last nine
years.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

A cold bath Is fine hing In
the morning with a little warm
water In n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-12

n had a nice old uncle whose
given name was Eb.nrEor. said
Clerk Il1d sell They hlfchri that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-01-30
CRANES BRIDE IS
TAKEN BY MOTHER
Says Daughter.'cs Marriage
to Railroad Controllers
Son Is Illegal.

W. w Crane, son OF W. F. Crane, OF
New York, controller of the FL Paso
Southwestern railway, and Miss Eunict
Cunningham, daughter of Mrs. w. w
futile, go Boulevard, were married
Sunday afternoon at 1890 o'clock by
Rev. Charles l.. Overstreet, pastor of the
First Presbyterian church Mr.. and Mrs
Crane returned to the brides home,
where Mrs. Tuttle separated them and
ordered Crane away, keeping her daugh-
ter with her.
THE marriage isn't legal" Mrs. Tuttle
said Monday morning THAT boy is only
10 years old and If he comes back here,
I think / would take a shot at him. ]
suppose he handed her a lot of stuff
about being a millionaire and all that.
She don't know men like I do"
Crane Says He Is %.
The marriage license was secured Sat
urday afternoon by young Crane. who
was accompanied to county clerk Pit
mans office by D. E Best. Crane swore
he was % years of age. He gave the
name of his wife as Eunice futile and
her age as 10.
Her real name was Eunice Cunning
ham, her mother, Mrs. J. L. Cunning
ham, marrying W. w. futile, a cattle
man, 70 years ago. Mrs. Tutt5e asserts
her daughter is but Is years old
Young Crane, since his arrival in FL
Paso. has been stopping at the Lake
House and has made a number of ae-
quaintances in the city. His father,
". F. Crane, controller of the South
western, was in FL Paso a few months
ago.
May Try To Annul Marriage.
W. W. Tuttle, stepfather of the bride,
is at present in chihuahua, but it is un-
derstood that he will return in a few
days, and Mrs. futile asserts steps will
be taken to annul the marriage, if it is
legal.
The marriage license was issued by
deputy county clerk Edwin Fowler, but
not until after young Crane and his
friend swore he was over 81. Rev. Mr..
Overstreet at first demurTed to marry
ing the couple, on account of their
youthful appearance, but he was assured
that they both knew what they were
doing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-01-30
ROOSEVELT WILL BE
ASKED TO STOP HERE

less peace with otherctherHAYb al
Col Theodore Roosevelt is to be the
guest Of the city Of Ell Paso for a short
time on the morning OF March IS. An
invitation is to be forwarded 10 the
colonel at his home in Oyster Bay, n.
Y and he will be asked TO remain as
long as possible IN FL Paso on his way
from San Antonio TO Albuquerque.
An open air meeting IN Cleveland
square will probably be arranged II
the weather will permit. and If not,
public meeting viii be heId in the F.
PasO theater An auto ride down the
valley is also being suggested for the
colonel upon his arrival here on the
early morning train from San Antonio
which arrives at $50 a. m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-01-30
WILL PUT 1000 TO
WORK IN THE SPRING
At Present 26O Men Are on
Payroll at Elephant
Butte Dannsite.

There are ESQ men on the payroll at
the Elephant Butte dam and It is ex-
pected to have an even 1000 at work
after the spring floods. Houses are
building for the men and their families.
warehouses are being laid OFF and ev-
erything prepared for the opening OF
actual work on the big project, as soon
as the flood waters have passed the
damsite. A flume is to be built TO
bypass the river flow and work viii
start this week and bridge Is 10 be
built across the river to allow work
to start on both sides at the same tine.
Two diamond pointed drills are now at
work in the river boring for a founda-
ton upon which f., rest the big mason
~ work and the machinery viii be in
stalled as soon as 1t arrives.
The railroad Is now completely
graded and the steel Is befag laid 70
Is expected to have this work COM
pIeted by the last Of the week Es6s
are being asked for on the construction
work Of building the bridge across he
river and the rock work on the by
pass flume will begin at once. A
town win spring up at the damsite
within the next month which will fur
nish accommodations for the force OF
men until the dam Is done. A tempo
rary hotel IS TO be built for the men
at the dam and also for visitors who
go there to see the work Machine
shops. warehouses, mess houses, ccrn-
nissary buildings and dwelling houses
are to be built on every foot OF avail
able space at the damsite. For this
reason the reclamation service sng1n-
GERS are not granting any concessions
for private stores to oe established
there, as it will require all Of the
available room for the buildings which
are TO be constructed for the govern
ment-
A telephone line is to be installed at
the damsite to connect the different de-
partments OF the work with ths Genra1
offices and also vita the company
houses.