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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
SUPREME COURT IS
NOW CONVENED
Highest New Mexico Tribunal
Sat in Session Yesterday
and Will Sit Daily for Two
Weeks, Jurors Drawn.

santa Pc. s. NJ. AUG. tG-.TIc tcr-
riturial supr,u, court convened N's.
tcrda, at the capitol Tine morning
was occupied Ia the drawing OF the
srind Jury Tor the September session.
Chiof Justice William ~. Pope pre-
sided aud the others present We're
Judges John e. McFi, Frank ".
Parker. IRA A. Abbott Merritt c. Mo.
chem Edward j; Wright aud rlUr-
enc, j Roberts. David j Leahy, Unit
ed states attorney Frank ". clancy
attorney general Deputy United
states Murshai i. a. smith and SUE
prvmp court Clerk Jose -. Scna are
in attendance.
The first ease uu the docket Is No.
l3s2. IN. tcrritor, pt New Mexico. ape
police. Vs. otto y. Eslc-. appellant. OF
santa 10
This is the interesting baby grand
piano ,3.c." tried before Judge Nc
I'ip last rll in thu .iu and which re-
suited w the conviction OF Mr. Eylcs
OF ,mbczalrmcn' Boo piano trnnsac-
ton Attorneys K,n,Htu aud Davies.
representing Eylos took an appeal
Nh Rouchan will probably argue the
case for the appellant ana AtturnvN
G,u,rai Frank ". clancy for the ape
pcllcc
TIA, following United states grand
jurors were drawn tor the United
States court ~ On, First judicial dis
trict youvcning at Santa Fc the first
Monday INA september. D. G.. McCaIum
Joseph w. Harrison, lIilarlo Amanda.
/ Pedro Diaz. +. q castle. Pablo Quin-
a n
prcsciUJuo Carrillo. Manuel = 8 SAN
ouyz. Manuel Bustos. Charles shay.
Diego Mares, German Pine. Alfredo
Card,uus. Fletcher Brown. Antonio
Aryhulcia. Ncmcpiu Sisncros Charles
M,udcuhall Jose Gaoaldon. j T..
Thompson. Fred Mcbride. Calcstino
ortiz Tomas Nclard, Epifanio Jara-
milo and W - Han
Tn, United States petit Jurors are
the following =. r.. otis. g H Van
stone George Gate. Jos, Maria Mares.
Francisco Vigil, John - Flowers. Pc
dru Quntlua, ri Hart Poucarpio
'hav,s. William ASH. g.. \ Wilson.
Guadalupe Jiron, Romulo Suazo. An
tonic NiNanu,va. " T.. Nandcrford.
Ramon Nrmiio, e. r. Spath, W w.
Wagner. MaNimo Quintana, Rafael
pachogo, Douaciauo Lujau. Agusun
ortiz John W. Corh,u, T.. a. I'm.
Nicolas Nragon. William Black. Juan
lsidru valdez, Robert g.. Blair vii
liam y. Goodwin. Ramon Lopez Ice
English. Antonio y. Vargas l.. -.
Furman. c. W. Wilkc~ Bias NJ Bus
tos aud S'cundino Sludova
The examination OF aspirauts for
admission To- the territorial bar IN
being h,ld az the capitol Chairman
W Lucas OF the board of bar cx-
tmtncrs is presiding aud Colonel lose
-. Sena is secretary Eleven appii-
onnis win Doc admitted on certificates
this afternoon and Their, ar, 8 others
no VIII stand examination
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16

u suffered intensely after eating
and no medicine con treatment I tried
seemed to do any good" writes ".
Youngsters editor of the sun. Lake
View, ohio, THE first few doses Of
cham hsg.din's stomach aud Liver
Tablets gave me surprising relief aud
the second bottle seemed 10 give me
new stomach aud perfectly good
health For sale By an dealers
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
AMARILLO CLUB To
PLAY SERIES OF
THREE HERE
Texans Assure Manager Pa
dilla of Albuquerque Team
That They Will BE on the
Job September 2, 3 and 4.

The Amarillo baseball club which
made such favorable Impression
when % was here thrc, weeks ago.
viii return tu Albuquerque tor three
gamcs with th, Grays ON september
q. %. ana g. Manager padilla OF the
local club today received letter from
q e. Coates. manager OF The Amarillo
team giving assurance that the dates
Nill bee kept The Amarillo club H.
one ul ihC clasuosi baseball aggr.ga.
tiuus in the west aud The fans may
looh forward lu some good baseball
tOr the FIRST week IN next month The
Texans play bail They come in FROM
The field ON The jump. smash the bail
aud make AN me runs they can. but
when there are three outs they ret
ont of The was and Bet me other team
tak" e tuIn at bat The Amarillo lads
like lo wiak bur don't holloI when
they gee beat When the Texans were
here n July ihcy toOk both games
from The Graye
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
-FOUR POINTS TO
Be CONSIDERED

Thor, are tour point. tupt should
TO- considered iu selecting school to
attend
First The schools financial stand.
ms. for tho student does NOT want Go
attend school today that viii pass
out OF existence tomorrow TN, Ty-
lDr commercial ColloG, ot Tyler Ten
J- hI, p1id IN capital and surplus OF
over xGWo0uun. IL is owned ANA op-
Grated by men who ha,, proven
Themselves successful cuisines. men.
SECOND The moral surroundal.
our Teachers twenty Ia number are
ladies and gentlemen OF the very
highest character W, look after our
students Nhi, in sguoul 49,, encourage
Thorn loo honesty aud uprightucss.
Third tn, systems and methods
used. W. us, IN, famous B,rn, sNs-
toms uf shorthand and bookkeeping,
which enables US 60 turn ou prttnr
h"akk'nprr or stcuogrdph,r u hNf
tht tim, and half the cost ui other
school. teaching other sNstom- W.
hJv. 90. exclusive control uf those
Nst,ms 300 this state Therefore. the
49, ru, systems ar, t ease uf Sour
grup'. Co our competitor Tho fact
that "a, turn uut better steuoEr1phcrs
Boo tIr'" months than they can 900 six.
should interest the prosperity, su-
don't Read our cJtalog. s,, the m-
durscmouts from hundreds OF stu.
dents JuG business men.
Fourth our ability 90 plac, YOU in
good position with responsible
Nrm W, realize that if we hope to
succeed our students must succeed
the greater their success. the greater
uur success other schools haven't
the advantage of our most modern
systems. therefor. 70 ie utterly lmpos-
Nn'" for Thorn 90 make a good stem
ogrtph,r ur hnokkr"por ut YOU in IS
short q tim. as ~. can
Writ" fur free catalogue TYLER
Commercial college Tyler, Texas
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
MARR|ES FOREIGNER
AND LOSES RIGHTS
Washington Woman Is Refus-
ed Privilege of Ballot Until
Her Husband Gives Up King
to Become U. S. Citizen.
Especial correspondence 10 the Herald,

Especial Correspondence 10 the ucraidb
spokane. Wash, Aug G--ludgc
Frank II Rudk!n, sitting In the Unit.
ed states district court lor Eastern
Washington In Spokane. will be call.
ed on 10 pass upun several legal prob
lens oi International Importance "a
the present session when counsel Tor
Mrs Maudc T. Black. wife of James
II Black, q stone mason, living az
ltiG EasJ Marietta avenue. presents
an application tor writ OF man
damus 10 force the clcjl, 10 issue tat
uralilatioa papers for the woman
Mrs. Black has been declared an
alien, though she was born and raised
in the United states ana has never set
foot On foreign soil, ilvoluntarlll bee
coming u British subject bv marrying
q native OF Canada in the Jntod
States several wears ago. The district
cl"rI, holds tha' she cannot he restored
go citizenship uuril her husband sWeaH
allegiance 90 The United states This.
Mrs Black declared with emphasis
She viii NOT permit her husband 90 do
u was bonn In the town OF Wcyuu.
vega, Waupacl county, WIS as wears
ago. and my turobcarcrs fought IN Me
~ y 'i'l' NfilhI NtlN Nv " ~ Nl N 'NI H
Black said NN people have been
Americans for more than 49, years
and vet am classcd as an alien
have never stepped outside of the
United states, but the clerk ol the
federal court declares / cannot vote
until MY husband becomes an Amer
lican citizen. I did not know ! had
married away my legal rights
that ! could not vote though tho ,tuIc
law of Washington gives she ballot
to all women Of legal age rO force
the issue was challenged ut the
polls and tho clcrk yer, promptly de-.
cliucd 20 hand ne = ballot have
new engaged counsel tu receive my
naturalization papers hy mandumus
proceedings. after which the merits Of
the case may be- determined b, thp
courts. nm prepared to hchr lo The
pud tor my rights
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
A RED LETTER DAY

september o.. lali. rs on, dag that
will, 100 wears iu come. stand uat urr-
,mlueutly n tho minds cot hundred
young men and women u- M, dat. uu
vhirh th,N hogan their successful .o-
Ir.r-.
con- that date the fam term ui thr
Albuquerque Cuisines college uuru-
and this VIII nr thr banner year for
This the most practical s.huo' u tho
southwest The secret OF the. Zee
markablr gruWth OF tnis institution
b. the success cot It's graduates.
Ol those who entered just one year
agu. "a large proportion ur' nov ocvu-
pyiug splendid positions with th, lead
iug Nrms eff tho southwest They have
gun' Gus ruuipp,d With q practical
training mat is go one, useful ANA zee
munrratiNc.
A hrg, elias. of enthusiastic YOUNG
men aud women Will enter ON ~rp-
t"mnvI d. WIN YOU bee one uf them @
Your inquiry WIN r,rciN, the Personal
attention ut th, manager Write tug
information aud catalogue.
ALBrQI ERQtE BUSINESS ruL-
lEGE, "a Practical school for
Practical Nouug People AiDu-
pucqur y N
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
BLACK HAND HAS
NO TERRORS FOR
THIS FARMER
J. w. Brockman of Columbia,
Mo, Writes letter in Ans.
wer to Threat Stating That
He Is Ready to Be Stilletoed

r,lpp,., Al. Am. ID rv,
.,.
'"Ium'i'Hr Nr.i''daN ''h' 500. l'
the effect that it u W Guo.kmuu did
NOT uI4.. $40 900 i'm solid ami bin. ana
H'' 90" lh' MONO" grave. '"Hd tour
john GI,un- itrm ot N.3" t.'o.E
turipbf I, wound los. b.s u.. 1Y,-
... ,.,...t...t
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
HOW ONE
WOMAN WON
Her Health and Strength Back
Again by The Use Of Cardui.

Tampa, Fla--In a letter from this
city. Mrs T.. c. Corum writes: ~ was
all weakened aud worn ont with wO.
manly troubles. My husband brought
me some tardui as a tonic, and. from
the FIRST day 70 seemed TO help
! had almost lost my reason. but.
thanks 10 Cardui, ! did not. Soon, I
felt and looked like a new woman.
think the remedy Is wonderful.
recommend II 90 my friends for | have
received great benefit from g."
Cardui acts specifically on the weak
ened wOmanly organs. strengthening
the muscles and nerves, and building
them up 10 health.
II helps To refresh the WORKOUT Rer.
yous system aud relieves the effects of
oyervorlS, both mental and physical
Fifty years successful use fully
prove the merit OF this purely vege.
table, tonic remedy for women
In every community there live some
who have been benefited by Cardui
The beneficial effects OF this tims
tested woman's remedy, soon show
themselves In many different ways.
Try Il.
y HriS ~; lstiss' Advisory Dsp,, Chaus.
goosa Medicine Co. ChatsRoogs. lem. tos Spsciui
hiarHriions ana % rage ho6k. HONE TfsAsnsai
'S Ne"sA. ,'"tAn rita Sfsrrsr on fssu'sI
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
EXTENSION
MUST WAIT
Phelps-Dodge Representative
Says Ell Paso and Southwest.
ern Does Not Contemplate
II at Present.

IN p,so. Tex Nus Is DIR James
r,...,.t.,. g..,.. ,t,.., .p,. nt,,.,,f, .,,.,.
''" w. ''' ''''' '''''" '"''I''" 10
not o'ing contemplated at present
Neither ls tl,J, % possibility OF tho
So,,tby.,.,,,,, b,i.It,. O., ,,. p..i,,.
,.,
''''' "' Guys INV p''''u '"' '' ''''
I'm 'i.- DOUG COMPANY arrived 100 VI
fas" Ih"isdaN morning on a special
't'ln ACCOMPANIED by General Man
"s'' y. D. summons h- Sp'''h' I'i'
.'"'", '.'''l 'I' "' a'I'N'I i'' p"ui-
Jas, N'F
mere gre %" present pans Tor '''
~ '7''M "' ."' @'"'1N '-l'in 10
I''' '''N ~. douglas sara thursday
'. '"'"-. ''I' nav" "''h survey
"''.' '' '"'''N. 's goo ''n'' b''.'-
=" ''' -'"''" '"' 200 '"' now
nv ''- ..'"'. '''.'''" TOD I'''"'A .'''
'' l.1''.'..
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w. l''''" ~ -'' .'"+ """' %"
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WI DE "." AT '"'''h '''''' man
~ ''' "'s''i" "''I''"n OF 'h, '"'u'
'' N''" '"" NI' carr one 'h'"HSn
'"-'l '''u. 'u' '''''h state uih-
l''u' '' u' SON who're "lH '.UF'r
~ ]" 'nr southern" f"'Ih' 'U-i''' 'i
'' ~ '"'" d, 'i ,''s'nl
'I p'us''~ h"7 I'pi"" I"ui
l"'''"' rom ''' '''"' % MI. ''gu'i'
' '"''P'''' ''' 'N'' u' ",'
$50" '\''''S''" -h"".o '' ''lnpI't'u d"
''@"' 'n'''h'' '' s.l'. que \''u.
s.'o "'' nav h" 'u''' upon 'h' ~
l".' part OF we H>s'''' lh' '''p-
w" ''n,''h mere permanently ana
''N "'' ''u"'"' 100 '' '"' h''u-
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" '". any ''P'''.u 'U''I 'n' N''"
'''' SOUTHWESTERN interests are
.""N''k q" k'' hn' '' 'n' coast.
'''i' p" u"'''"- '' '''' Ut mas nor
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'"''''f "' -h'n move '- ''l 'f
N'''N' ''" ] ""uI" KNOW " ''' ming
q" l'' Mn" was ''lhs '"uNlu'''".
''' "'"' "l VIC i"'ip-'' "'s' com D.
7'""' wa. more 'ni'i'-''" 'h lnt
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
UNUSUAL DOCUMENT
FILED IN COURT
l.n~ Vegas Probate CLERK Enters Aih.
davis on tccprds Which Declare
That CHRIST WIN REVISIT tie Inrth
SsOu.

las Vegas y NJ. Aug lG--Nc-
urdius Co document d,d .,st.r-
day iu it, ollie, of Lorenzo pcIEudo.
.l'rk uf the probate court Jesus
christ win appear upon earth for thr
ru"ud time hcfHr. th, CLOSE of next
year II, Vil reveal himself at Zion
city the former home 80 40, new
departed Elijah th. second The
document arrived Yesterday with tine
request that it oc Hlcd iu tho county
RECORDS o. b. th, most rrmJrkaplc
Instrument that has ever been nlrd
by Nj Drlgado. Evidently SOME
thiny ~ going Co happen m ZION.
where qH!,tuess hats regnod Tor some
aim. and Mr. Vou,a who stepped n
'h, prophets slo's states the truth.
which it prohaoI, does as u has been
sworn Go.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16

thud base. HrutN T. Batdshur short
stop. norman O.. kiug right field;
tltudius j Nul.. center field. SUBJ
stitutDs, TIur andrews. Charles T..
LIuucy
Jgjs. juUu u MuFir wiz boz asked
60 r,udcr decisions with other judges
cot the tuuIrW, u,uDh.
The other officials named are as
follows Flower bparcr a. We're
Bowie. protection oI umpircs, warden
Thomas f.. Gablr, official scorer. At
tuIu,, G,urtul Frank W CLANCY
wnuagrr cot excursions Go game. iiar-
y,l IuY superintendent Of trans
purut.uu. sheriff Charles Cluss0n and
Hill Morgan. water carrier. John
Hunt.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-16
Western League.
WHERE THEY PLAY TOMORROW

National League,
PltlsuuIg at Brooklyn
Chicago at Boston.
81 Louis az philadelphia
Cincinnati 100 New York.
tDuubit heudcrD
American League.
Boston az Detroit
New York az Cleveland
Philadelphia az Chicago
Washington az 81 Louis
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07
THEY KNOW HE SELLS PEPPER
Undesirable Acquaintance and Train
Porters Do Not Annoy PeddIer
Of That Spice.

After a man has learned to control
his own organs of sneezing. selling
pepper for living has its advan-
tages." said the blond young man.
For one thing, 1t keeps undesirable
acquaintance at distance. When
ever feel desire to commune with
my own soul all l have to do to secure
the necessary privacy is to mention
my occupation and people fee from
me as if had the plague.
And l have got 1t, in one sense. It
is impossible to handle ground pepper
all day long without carrying home an
ounce or two on my clothes, and a
vigorous whack on my coat sleeve
sends enough pepper flying to set a
dozen people sneezing For that rea-
son a pepper salesman Is immune
from many of the annoyances that
unprotected persons have to endure.
No man who knows my occupation
greets me with that familiar slap on
the back that makes the most amiable
man alive feel like fighting, and there
isn't porter on a train running into
New York who posters me with whisk-
broom attentions. They all know that
l sell pepper"
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07
Helpful Hint.

Mr.. Gillicuddy Migglebury writes us
Ms follows:
1T is not generally known that 1t is
a simple matter for a bald man to re-
iieve himself Of the one great worry
of the summer months. e., flies get
ting on his bald head. 1t is a we'll
known fact that flies have a marked
prediction for sugar, and will eat
It in preference to almost anything
else. II you are bald, and you feel
that a fly has alighted upon your head
which is easily ascertained. as the
feet Of the fly will create a slight tick
Ting sensation as the fly walks around
and around looking for trouble-if a
ny has alighted on your head. then
take out a lump of sugar, which you
may carry in your pocket for just
such an emergency. Place the sugar
on a shelf at the same altitude as the
top of your head, and the fly will, nine
times out of ten, leave your Uranium
tor the sugar lump. BY watching the
sugar you can see when 1t has as
many flies as 1t can hold; then take
another lump from your pocket and
place 1t beside the first one. An ordi-
nary lump of sugar will accommodate
from Is to 16 flies. One hundred Jumps
of sugar should be sufficient guam
tity to- carry in the pocket for ordi-
nary emergencies"
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07
ART OF CONVERSATION Lost
Once Brilliant Speech Was Plentiful,
Fut It 10 Forgotten In Modern
Life.

With all our learning In our race
In the grea. battle of life. have We
not lost, just for lack Of time-but
oh, the pity Of 1.-THE art of converse
ton? Does anyone really converse
now? To talk shop. to use slang. to
be always and ever on the endless
rush-are not these the modern fash
ion? How graceful was the measured
speech of our grandparents. In those
days, too, as in ours, were to be found
the genial the bright. the clever. How
did wit shine. and repartee polish It.
self against repartee.
The bishop of Cork was a celebrated
teetotaler. Shortly after he was made
bishop he was invited to dine with the
bishop of Ossory.
my lord" said the bishop of Os.
sorry. "even though you are John Cork
you must not stop the bottle" Il see,
my lord" replied the new bishop
that you want to draw me out"
This may be a chestnut, but 1t be-
longs to a time when brilliant speech
was matter of every day. Let us
with all our tremendous advantages
not quite forget the little courtesies
and the gay wit of the old times.
Find time. therefore. happy modern
girl. for charm. So bright and capt.
waiting are her fairy wings that she II
worth pursuing.
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07
CAREER OF A SON OF ERIN
man Who Came to America
In 1855.

In the early part of March. 1855. a
native of Ireland arrived in New
York with IS In his poke He stru:k
of into the country. ask ng at every
farm for a steady job and paying
for a meal and a nights lodging with
a few hours work. He finally found
place at SIS a month, board with
the farmers family, and a room in
the garnet. Out Of his pay, in the
course Of time, he bought 100 acres OF
land at 500 an acre. Ii vas p"ac-
tically new land He built a house
with his own hands, barn with the
timber on the land. and, with the heAE
Of his neighbors. dug the bitches and
built the fences. He raised nine USE
full sons and daughters and led a
happy life.
Today any man can get twice the
wages and buy the farm, with all its
improvements, at half the price; only
one-fourth the period Of saving and
waiting is required of the man who
makes the effort today. What com.
parison is there between that Irish
farmers cornfields, the cattle on his
hills, his peaceful Sunday afternoons
and the harried life of an underfed
city workman? No laws helped the
immigrant except harsh ones which
caused an economic situation that
pushed him from his home and put
him upon his own initiative and self
help.-Collier's Weekly.
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07

to make a good stand, and that the
weather and parasitic enemies will
reduce the number of flies and mag
gots of the next brood. If the dam
age is heavy, however, and practical
ly all the plants are infested and half
or two-thirds of them are killed, we
would probably pillow up the crop and
plant to oats or any crop other than
wheat. Dry weather is unfavorable
to the development of the little brown
objects called flaxseeds, which later
develop into flies. 1t may be, there
fore, If the spring continues dry, there
will not be much harm from the spring
very heavy infestation of wheat by the
fly, and where it is desired to get the
ground down to clover, we would be
inclined to disk at the earliest pos
sible moment, and seed to oats and
clover.
If our correspondent seeds to wheat
again in the fall he would very likely
be troubled again with Hessian fly un-
less he plowed the stubble under or
burned 1t of Immediately after taking
of the present wheat crop. Even
then he might be troubled with flies
coming in from adjacent fields. To
prevent Hessian fly damage, rotate
crops. Hessian fly does not hurt any
small grain to any extent except
wheat. Late fall seeding also helps
to prevent injury.
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07
PEW PERSONS SAW THE JOKE
Wholesale Order for hummlno Birds
Tongues Surprised New Yorker
and Caused Protests.

Something like two yrars ago the
manager OF a New Yot:l hotel was
surprised by request from San An
tonic. Tex, for him to send down
there all the humming BIRDS tongues
he could buy in the market. He realized
that somebody was the victim Of
practical joke, but not until yesterday
did he get tie details. W IN the man
responsible turned up in New York.
The Joker gave this expla nation:
THE manager Of one o. the hotels
down there Is an Engli shman. AZ
President Charles w. Eliot of Harvard
was about to visit the town. prepare
tons were made to give him the very
finest banquet that couli be put to-
yether. The manager came to me and
asked me to suggest some rare dish
that would be sensational. suggest
ed humming bills' tongues.
by Gawge, that's just the ideah.
he said. but I say. old chap, where
shall get them" ted him they
were plentiful in the nei.. atorhooI Of
Tampico and at his request dictated a
request to friend down there to get
as many humming birds tongues as
he could and send them ca. The Eng
lishman's idea at first was to cook
them and have them on tire table as a
sort of centerpiece, with each guest 20
be allowed a taste. but he changed his
mind and decided to serve them at
each plate. That's why got him ia
telegraph to the hotel manager here.
well, sir. must have got as many
as 1000 letters from members of the
Audubon Society protesting against
the wholesale slaughter If the birds
and some letters came from abroad
So there were other persons besides
the Englishman who did not see the
Joke. He has not yet caught on"
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-09-07

See the people after tips!
= Wanting tips!
Cabmen, busmen depot porters, cabin
stewards on the ships
How they crowd you and they rush you.
How they shine you and they brush you
Till your hand all weary dips
In your pocket for the dime
They are after all the time
Though they'd bray you In mortar
II they thought they'd get quarter!
O, the tips. tips, tips. tips.
Tips. tips. tips!
Mr. Poe wrote of the BELLS
But hotels
OF these latter days had wrung a cry of
anguish from his lips.
First the stately carriage sentry,
Then the crown prince in the entry,
And the boy who grabs your grips,
And the boy who brings the ink.
Or the water you would drink,
And the boy who checks your garments
All of these hope for their torrents
Many tips. tips, tips. tips.
Tips. tips. tips!
Poe wrote verses that appeared
Rather weird
On the bells-not bellboys, brother!
o, that he could write another
Changing poem on the way
Tips are smilingly forced from us every
day.
How we creep to bed all nervous
With no lullaby to hush US
Lest some other bent on service
Shall come in and wildly brush us!
How we marvel at the speed with which
our pocket money slips
In the tips that we are giving
There's the higher cost OF living!
o, the tips!