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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
ROOSEVELT DECLINES
PEACE DINNER HONOR
Colonel Teddy Not in Sympathy
With the Purposes Of the
Proposed Meeting

NEW YORK, Dec. 26-Close on the
heels of the great peace meeting mere
which was broken up by disturbers OPP
posed to the ratification treaties with
Englamd and France. disagrecments
have arisen over what is being plan
ned Is one of the greatest peace din
ners ever seen. The thinner Is to be
held here Saturday night. III
1t developed today, according to a
member OF the committee in charge
Of the dinner, that Colonel Roosevelt
had replied to the semi official tnvi-
tation to the function at which the
president II to be the principal speak
er, with q letter declaring his senti-
ments were wholly at variance with
those to be expressed at the affair and
censuring as ''traitorous" to their
principles all those who accepted an
invitation without agreeing with; its
purpose.
The member Of the committee. VIII,
will not allow his name printed. said
that Roosevclt's reply was seven pages
long and left no doubt whatever that
he would not attend the dinner.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
SETTLES QUESTION
OF MENTAL HEALING
IN THE CANAL ZONE

WASHINGTON, Dec. s26.--President
Taft today settled the vexed question
of allowing the practice of Christian
Science and other non-medical meth
DDS of healing in the Panama Canal
Zone by modifying the present order
so that 1t shall not be construed to
prohibit the practice of the religious
tenets any church in the ministration
of suffering by mental or spiritual
means without the use of any drugs
or material remedy, whether gratu-
tious or for a remuneration provided
existing or future sanitary laws will
be compiled with.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
State Commissiohsr Hmtley
Brings to the City Apples
Which Are = Fright
HE GOT THEM IN SEATTLE
FROM A YAl<INdASllIPM
Display Il 1t the Rooms Of the
Commercial Club and Growers
Are Asked 70 Call There and
Inspect X

There IL q box Of fruit at the rooms
OF the Commercial club which every
fruit grower in the Yakima valley
should make it a point to see. They
are apples picked up at Seattle by
State Commissioner of Horticulture
Huntley and are specimens from q
carload shipped from the Yakima val
ley. Some Of the fruit was grown and
packed at North Yakima. Each spec
linen u wrapped In sheet of paper on
which II written tho name Of the
grower on whose premises it was pro-
duced. without exception It Is the
worst bunch Of fruit that any COM
munity should dare to call CONNER
eial- Worms have made q parade
ground Of some Of the apples and have
neglected none Of them. Every apple
has Flemish Of some sort or other
and IN some cases the representation
Il % numerous from certain orchards
that the .schance" or accident" ex-
cuse II eliminated
Who shipped the fruit is Mr.. Hunt
1ey's secret for the present and no
may or may not reveal 1t. The prob
lem, however, will not be a hard one
to solve, for as stated. every apple II
marked, and tracing its course should
BE easy. Mr.. Huntley turned the fruit
over to DR.. James, secretary of the
Commercial club, to be placed on dis
play as an object lesson Of some Of the
things Yakima must needs overcome
hsfose So can hope to have the repu-
tation, f6r select fruit. enjoyed by 9TH
er producing sections SO frequently
u -
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
"UNCLE" GEO. CHAPMAN
OF THE LOWER NACHEs
PASSES AWAY TUESDAY

George Chapman one Of the early
ranchers of the Lower Naches. living
about one and one-half miles north
OF the pictured rocks. died Tuesday
morning at Y II O'Clock, of organic
heart trouble, after having been ailing
for several months.
Uncle" George Chapman. as he was
familiarity called, was born in Maine in
.1s47, and leaves a brother and a sis
ter there. He moved into the Yakima
valley many years ago, locating hrst
in the wenAss later removing to the
Lower Naches. where he has been a
prominent ranchman, respected and
loved by all. He mas long been a
consistent member Of the Congrega-
tional church.
Mr.. Chapman was married in 1891
to Miss Alberta Marvin, at Oakland,
CAL. who survives laifp s...s &.
It IS announced that me funeral WIN
be held from His late home on Thurs
day forenoon at 10 o'clock.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
SEVERE WEATHER
IN CALIFORNIA
Close Call for the Orange Crop in
Many of the Districts in South
ern Part Of State

Los ANGELES, Dec. 26.---In many
orange districts in southern California
last nights weather was the coolest
in years. In one part of Los Angeles
county the mercury fell to Is degrees
above zero, in San Bernardino the
Thermometer registered 20 and at Riv.
erside 20 above.
Persistent smudging FOR the last
three nights probably saved the grow
ing crop from injury. Late today a
rise in temperature encouraged THE
growerssto believe that tonights fros
WITH not be so severe. e f'--ss,s
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
TEST INDIANA PURE FOOD LAW
Case Has Gone to Supreme Court OF
the United States

WASHINGTON. Dec. 26.-The spec
tacular contest over the constitutions
ality of the Indiana pure food law was
today transferred to Washington when
the fight will be renewed in the fed
eral supreme court. The court is ex-
pected to decide whether it is an
abridgement OF the right of Interstate
commerce for any state TO enact Leg
islatlon regulating food brought into
1t from another state
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
MORGAN SINISTER NOTIFIED
Persia's American Treasurer Il Sole
itOus About His Friends

TEHERAN, Dec. 26.--w Morgan
Shuster, the American treasurer gen.
eral of Persia. dismissed from office
by the cabinet today. sent his reply to
the cabinet in which he stated his will
ingness to hand over his accounts to
his successor.
His chief solicitude. he added. was
for the welfare of the fourteen Amer
lean assistants concerning whom MOTH
ing has yet been decided
Meetings were held in various
mosques to protest against the action
OF the government. The latest dis
patches from TabrIz report tenn
porary lulI in the fighting. N
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
NON SUIT GRANTED
| N MULLINS CASE
Supreme Court Of Washington Re.
verses Yakima County Court
in Alienation Suit

OLYMPIA, WASH, Dec. 26.-(Spe-
cial)--In q decision handed down to-
day the yakima County Superior court
10 reversed by the Supreme court,
which says motion for non-suit
should have been granted in the case
of Anna e. Mullins against Patrick
Mullins and wife for the alleged alien
alton of her husbands affections.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
FLAMING TO DYNAMITE
Man Arrested Who Is LOADED TO D.
Deadly Work with Explosives

P1TE6BURG. Dec. ss.-Carrying a
suitcase containing "a sticks OF dyna-
mite, roll of fuses and two quarts
Of whisky. George Bridges, who re-
fuses to tell anything concerning him
self. was arrested yesterday at Moens-
sen small town near here. Bridges
said a man gave him the suit case.
More than eight Thousand men are
employed at Moenssen, all of whom,
it is said, are non-union.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
RUSSIA CONTINUES TO MASSACRE
Persians Are So Incenscd That Peace
Is Not Now Possible

WASHINGTON, Dec. 2s.-Russian
troops continue to kill Persians in
Tabriz according to dispatches re-
ceived here today from official sources
in Teheran. The cablegrams declare
the Russian atrocities have SO aroused
the Persians that now It will be inn
possible to effect an amicable settle
ment.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27
Russian Loss About 100

ST. PETERSBURG, Dec. 26. A
telegram from Tabriz says the Rus
sian loss killed and severely wounded
in the recent fighting there is about
100. Several bodies of Russian SOL
diers were found partly, burned.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27

MANCHESTER, Eng Dec. 2e.---
Nothing warrants hope of anything
to avert the lockout Of 10000 cotton
workers in Lancashire, scheduled to
begin tomorrow.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-12-27

Ohio Progressives for Roosevelt
TOLEDO, O., Dec. 26.-Repudiating
LaFollette, the Lucas county progress-
i've republican league tonight endorsed
Roosevelt for president.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
spaB mub and iein.
GguiftiiH.

SSStVsfsV"
'yGine 9eboltserbobuna babe i'd
ia er5ielt, aber I'M ~benielben 8etrae
bin ih bon meinem Saltslpirtb &C.
itetgert %iporoen!"
.@uBte er pieleift Inn bieie Or.
hobung?"
rNatiirlih, er bat lie ia befiirpor'
tet -. Der Saiispirtb lit Slgleif)
mein Sorgcicster!"
Gr hat 3cdt.
Stromer: Gin ormer Ieiienoer."
SEER: User arm lit. iol1 nift rel.
len. SD bleibe aiif) 5u Sauie."
Stromer: Sum 5ir Sauie blei'
ben babe iG eben fein @elo."
3ueifclbaftes Jriibitiid.
Sagen sic nal, Srau 8irtbit,
mar bas nun aaffee ooer 5bee, mos
Sic mir gaben2
9ta M, Dos fam Ser Serr nifi
poneinnilber unterifeioen?
9tun, if ipia Sbnen mas iaaen
@enn's auffee mar, brineen Sic nil
bod in Sufrnft Sbee, ur,o menus
Sbee mar, aafiee!
&&S
@edieluirfuns.
@enn mein Mann eirn1aI i'm
Sauie bleiben mub, lit er sai,a aus
Dem Sausfen.
Gr peif es.
2ebrer: r@os lit alf benz @ebiete
Der 0ampffraft Die bette Grim.
ouna?"
Sdiiler: r9ie 9ampfmuoeIni"
Ins Garld1ens Nniiat6eft.
0as g hpe n. 9as Sdmein
is elm SGit @etbier. gs lit aud) Elm
iebr niislihes Saustbier peaen lei.
ner 9iiriten. 9ieie 9iiriten iinS iebr
mertbpoa, oenn man braufl Die giir.
item oes Shneines gum 9rabtipisen
fir Die Sdube utb gum 9inieln fir
Die Sduier an5uitreifen, pofiir man
oas Sdmeiu audi Saustbier nennt.
@s bat folgenbe Sbeiler: eritens ben
8iiiiel, 5peitens ben Shpeif, brit.
tens Die bier Shinfen, bon benen
5fpei born uno 5pei binten iinb. Ser
Hiiiiel oes Shmeines tit iebr lang
uno bat born cine Sfeibe nit Stpei
Sodern, barunter lit Der Sfna6el,
Der audi Shnaiite unb Shniibhen
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
SIR Sd)oncn, bOret an.*)

SDr Sd)OHcH, Dpret IN.
(. Sbr Sd,onen boret an,
GrmGblet bas Stlioieren,
aommt her, if mill ei,h fiibren
3lt Der gelebrten gobn,
Sbr Sf)oner, horet AT.
Sbr llnipcriit1ten,
Sbr meroet Spar errotben,
@enn Soris Oisputiert,
ltnb InIor prdiioiert,
Wenn nrt'ge Yrofeiiores,
9barmai,te Iuoitprcs
Gerounfeln eilern Shein.
8ebt eltd) geouloig brein.
8ebt Slim Eroreftor bin,
Sabt clid) eraminieren
limo immatrifulieren,
aiibt i'm Dor Den 8epinn,
8ebt 5llm Eroreftor bin.
Sbr ieto MN in Den Sroen
Der if,oniten Wi,icn murben,
@ie lpobl babt ibr setbau.
Steft elire Segen an.
Ioh mcioet oae SGnocl.
@eil Ibam Dem @etGnocl
Mit ieinen 8eiltern feino
rno Der Tcbelf erifeint.
8ommt nit ans id)iuarSe Brett,
ga ibr Die 9eftiones
llno 9isplitationeS
Sein ongeihlagen iebt,
9nmmt nit ans if)marse Brett.
Statt Der genGbten Glider
Siebt ninmcbr eilre Bidder,
aauft Den aotalogum,
8eht ms aollegium,
"a fonrt ibr etmas horcn
Bon id)oncn 9iebeslebrell,
BORT bon @alanterie
ltno Imors Go~rrteiie.
SbeiIt biibi6 Die Stunoeit Gin,
lin nclnt lthr Ieib befliiicL
@ie art'ge aiuoer miiiien
9alant u,o bGuslid) iein,
5beilt biibid) Die Stunoen ein.
Inn sehn ltbr lernt nit 9lifen
Gin freies Ser5 beitriden,
lin elm llbr muiisiert,
lin Spei poetiiiert,
lin orei ltbr lernt in 9rieien
Gin penig eiih pertieien,
Gam horet bon Der CT,
5ernad 10 trinft aaffee.
aontinuiert orei SSabr.
Tanu fonnt ihr promopicren
limo anbcre %bo5iereu,
3 ihone Wnienihaar,
aontinliert brei Sobr.
sd iterbe Dor Sergniigen..
@en ibr onItott Der Miegen
Giid) Den aatbeoer mdblt,
Statt ainoer Bidder sGblt;
Sd fiiBt' eiif BOD uno SGnoe,
@en man erh 0oftor nennte.
Srirn, Shonite. fangt bod) ali.
aommt sllr 8elebrtenbabn!
Sobnnn Sigismuno SGols
1876.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13

Ter Sfneif lit bintcn un0 lit bic
SerlGngeruns Des Hiidens, peldc.
oif aus anurp lit. Sier iino fcinc
giiriten. Die Sdinfen limb gum
&oi,f)ern nro ihmeden liebr gut.
Sapa ibt Tie ai,b iebr germ. @eil
Der Shpeif iebr biinn lit, lit or midi
10 bid urb 10 niislih fir bas giien.
mte Die Shinfen. SD liebe i'm oa.
rum aiif nidt iebr. Gs gibt aud,
miloe Shneinden uno Weeritnein.
hen. Gie niloen Shwcine wofnen
in benz Wnloe ltnb leben bon aortoi.
feln nnb 8orn. Die Meeridnuein.
fen aber ipobnen in benz Ieere iino
iaufen 8aiier. onrum nenrt man Tic
audi Reerifipeinder.
y y
Stolses g~etunhticin.
Gefrut: ,Sellte naftntc mid, mein
2eutltant einen Yfaoiinoer anf benz
@ebiete Der 9%umnlbett."
- - -
Sm Gifer.
Inseflaater: Sic tpoaen mid,
bel Der S%erbanolung aIs minoermer.
tbig binitelen?"
y y
Su Der 8eruirrnng.
Gin Several frdst einen SiiiiIier,
mas iein @ater lei. Ser runae
a~riessn,ann lit oh Der gbrc, BON iei.
mem boben @oreeiesten gefragt i'll
peroen, iebr pertpirrt uno olltpor.
tet: Or lit General, Serr Sforn.
iteinfesermeiiter." -. Gudfaiten."
kyX
Snoipibmca.
.9u. Sepp, mas Is benn Dos, st,,.
toritGt2" -:
Dos is, tper ben srobern stefen
bait"
&emDmage.
.alio Der arst bat Dir Sas Sierra.
then perboter, Itebe Rcio?"
.Sarpobl - ielbitperitGnblif crit
oaftt. 1ad1bem er mir erfoIelcs einen
Seiratbsontras gemaft bat"
- - -
Yrompt.
Sebrer: Scum. 5ris. mas aibt es
oenn auBer Der Hormal;eit nod fir
cine Seit?"
Grit: r9ie Mablieif."
- - -
Cine siite SeeIe.
.8orumt ifouer1 MIR al Die
5unbe Snsdalse JrauIein 10 freunolib
ar2" senldn.1. 5 4
Die gebt inn gainter por Sa,is III
Sous uno mad,t ben frierenoen sun.
berlin Die Sbiiren ouf.~
&&
Ger franfc Nirfb.
Ir5t: sd fam mir Oieie Na.
genneritimmuing gar nif)t erflarenl
Sic miiiien irsenb etpasoo @eroor6e.
mes gegeiien hoben!"
Der franfe @irtb: .TaB id nidt
fpiibt', Serr 9oftor! 9 ein,iae mas
geitern gbeno niht mehr galls gut
gerueien, oas mar Die @GuieIeber-
uno Die baben Sic ia s'frtegt!"
- y
WOhltbGtisfeit.
Mann: Sol id Dem arrnen Monn
bort cine aleinisfeit geben?
5rau: S NO! rs iiebt es ia ooh
Hienanoi
GutidulSist.
Hidter; Sic taben bieien Serru
einen Sflpinbler genanut; pie ia.
men Sic baau2
gngefloater: gntifuIoiaen sic,
ih mar etnas angetrunfen. unb in
oieiem Suitanbe mub i6 Seoem Sic
@abrbeit iaaen!
- = =
1tnbetreitbar.
Stnoert: Sic befomren id)on
Sbr 8elo-aber bieien Monat fam
i6 Sic nift besabIen!
Sas boben Sic ia aiid porigen
Ronat geiast!
ga, bab' ih alio nift @ort se.
bolten?!
~ -
Sic fenncn i'm.
6oriter: @ir baben ~bielelben
5reiber pie i'm porisen Serbit, Serr
Hatb.
Sagogait: Sa, oas babe ih ae.
merit. 3enfen Sic iid: Der cine
9erl ipolte bod, einen @criduB an
Shmer5enseelbern BON mir baben!
- - ~
0errannt.
Stdotsannult: .Was Den ourd.
ottS prfnt,,,,n,,o, M,,,,R(. r.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
gaxeatbaresr wnsette. pis,stas, ben Is. a,mi 1911.

1otbigt iino. mid lpcge,t Der lumpi.
zen Slpei an5ii9e ieit bereits Ore
Sabren ale Gage mabnen 81, mil.
icn!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13

y @aS maj I'M 1S. Sobrbmbert
ais IN bobem 8raoe ipobbait mn TO.
mild aniab, lit in5miiden 5ilr ernitcn
SbatIahe gemoroen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13

bore Inter bic Er6oeitinierten mi
nif,t inter Die Serlorcnelt. oenn Dir
Sd,rift inge. in Der &oac pcrbe Sen.
len ultb 3Gbneflappcru ieilt, ba iii
obcr fcire 3Gbne I'M Wui,o mehl
babe, bralidle tic bic Soae nid)t 81
fiirhten. Ser Yreoiger gitg bieraui
nid,t obnc Sodcln nad) Sali5, mo CT
puroe leitber bon bieier poripisigcl,
alten nidt mcbr bcl1itigt. Su Die.
lem Sdle lit Der Sprlpib rid)tia &C.
beilt lporben. aber IS niBfGGt min
bod, ooB Die @orte Der %gottliden bci.
ligen Shrift 5llmeiIen ms 8clGd,ter
ge5ogen mcrben. --Ibrahom q Sancto
Clara: Seiliamcs 8cmiib-@ emald
1901.
Stcrbcn fam man no man milf
MIR gnt.
Gin Bauer p%ermuuloerte iid iiber
Der S6iffslcute &iibnbeit, bab tic
eilem 10 ifpahen SOL; ihreu Self
uuo ibr Sebel1 allpertroilen. Das lie
leiflt an Den piloeu Wcerflippelt Gin.
biiben. Sarum frogte chit oicier
Bauer eii,en Sdifier. 100 icin Batter
geitorben lei. 0teicr a~utlpprtct
.Muf Dem Mcer." Der Bauer ira9t
%feriler, no ocnn iciu 8roB. unb llr.
8roBpater geitorben iei. gls Der
Sfiffer ipieocrum outrpprtcte: y9llli
bent Meer." 10 iprod) DER Bauer
r@ie fannIt on hcnn 10 ndrriih iein,
Dab on DID Dem Mteer pertrol,eit
nelfes Dir oeirtcu Softer, @rpbpater
unb llrgrobpater hiliueg genom,
men?" Ter Sfifismann fragte
bierauf Den 9auern, no oenn ieir
Gater, 8roBpater II. !. ~. geitorbel
p1reu. Ser Bauer a%ntportcte: .slui
Dem Sett." IA iuate Der Shiffs'
monn: ~@ar,,m bit On oenn elm ID
GROCER Narr, oaB OH ieoe MadDt N
basielbe gett gebeit. al,f neld)enl
beine Soreltern seitorbeu?"-@bra
ham a Sancte CLARA: SUM- mi
Yiip! Der @elt. 1907.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13

ipdbreno zines Bales ieiner Iomc
s~egeniiber negen zines @ciprGt)sitof.
les in % erlegenbeif. gnolid). bcainut
er: ~Mid briiden Die Sticfel,
6raulein-Sie olid?"
- y
Gin 5remomort.
Sremoer: ySogen Sie nal, iino
Die Sellte bier INNER 10 Sdrtlih?"
GtnbeimiifJer (rift; mad ianeem
Sinnen menoet er lid an ben Ircnl-
benz: r3drtlif - Dos is bod:
b'iuifa?'
Sas G%iniadlitc.
.Wein Sater bat mir uno ntcinen
Sfpet griibern teitameninriih ein
orciitodiges Saus bintcrlaiien, ullo
NUN piiieu mir niht, pie mir ms
barber einigen ioaen."
nSebr einfat. beSieben Sic bob
ieber cine @tage."
Ind cine ll%nterhaltnng.
~: .aonnen Sic es ocun bel
Sbrcr Iantippe alisbaIten?"
g: .@arum oenn nidt,--iuir III.
terbalteu ms tets rcd,t gut"
a.: ySa, mie 10 oenn2"
g.: .Neine israu hat Die &c.
mobnbeit, penn lie 3ornig lit, alles
mir naf5ulperfen. Srifft Tie MIDI.
10 bat Sic cine 6reltoe; triift Tie mid,
nid,t. Damn babe Sd eiuc-uno 10
gebt Die llnterboltnng ME aus"
SIS
&ubl rn0glif.
sd baiie meiner SdneiSerl"
iprah Elm 0erihmenDcr. sd, miiroc
tim nit 0ereniigen umbrinaen."
rGas fonnit Iu iebr bcarent fer.
tis brinecn." perieste iein lreunto.
,9eSoble Inn Eeine Sdruloen. Gr
miro oann iid,erlid Dor Shref tier.
bent"
1lngetriibte Yannc.
lie 9naoise: .Sat Die Sfneibe.
rim m1brenb meiner Ibpeienbeit
meinem Manne Die Hehnung se.
braft2"
3ofe: sd CLAUDE nift, benn i'd,
bab' ben snaoigen Serrn iocben nod
iingen ~eebort!"
Gin bisfreter @irtb.
Gait: .Soren Sic, Serr @irtb!
3as 6leiif lit ia nid)t 81 geuicben;
es rieflt ia gan5 entieslih!"
8irtb: nGs lit mir aud, 10 Dor.
gefommelL aber ih babe nifts ioaen
molten, Inn 9blen ben appetit nidt
5ii peroerben!"
0ciitcsscgenuart.
Sn oas 8uitbaus brinaen midi
nid,t 5ebn Hferbe. SinSe ih oa reil.
lid, in meiner Suppe einen 3igarren.
itlimmel. unb ais if ocn &eGner oar.
altf anfmerfiam made. bringt er mir
cine Sfahtel StreihbolSer.-y9u Sud
faiten."
Gin angcnebmcr 8ait.
aeQner: Sic baben cine Sortion
Hebbraten, 3 8las Bier uno cine
0laid)e goroeaug-baben Sic ionit
nod, mas?"
@aIt: ySa-fein @elb."
~ y y
l~lnsefdbrlid.
Srau: Ger fleine Siaaf eritift
-er hat seiflitdt ben @roifJ'n, Den
In ibm bait seidenft."
Mann: vWein Ser3he, lei rubia,
es III fein 8erluit-ber @roib'n mar
falid!!"
Sn Der @mtb.
Gabiater Slftb1usler (sum repi.
oirenben 9eamten): .Serr, mei,u
meine 3e1e nift iofort perlaiien,
perflage i'd Sic nesen Sausirieoens.
brudb!"
y y
Bon elmer iiirwitisen gften.
Cine betagte Watrone begebrte i'm.
merfort Den Yreoiger jlt Der aloiter.
Inn init inn in Safen bes
8epiliens 5u rcecn. Sbr Sfrupel
bcitano BARN. oaB iie germ wiiieu
nlodte. Oh lie ben Gait. Dem IGmG5
tigen CUR etpigen Sefigfcit pr'ibeiti.
inert iei ooer aber. oh lie bon Bent
aereften 8ott IN Die 3abl ser Der
lorenen geiett lei. Der cute Mann
lie bon iolhen 8eoanfen ab,,,
bringe1t nno erntabnte lie, lie mod.tc
iih pielmebr b~eileiBigen, oic @eiere
@ottes inb Der Stride az baltcn.
Iber Die Mlte mollte iid) bamit nid,t
beribigen, iotoern plagte BON Saa
81 Tag ocn guten Yreoiaer. ooi err
ibr ood moftc aus ioldem N.ah)-
b%erausbelfen; iie fonne ecrcut.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
0eidlmafpua.

Gin in Der @cieaid,aft nod ui,se.
wobnter iiiit9er Wann beiinbet iif)
ludbrenb zines Bales ieiner Iarnc
%gegeniiber megen zines @ciprdd)sitof
les in @erlegenbeit. gnblid) bcainui
er: ~gfif briiden Die Sticfel,
IrauIein-Sie n1idh2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
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nnsetrnbte 9annc.

lie 9raoise: .Sat Die S6neibe.
rim mdbreno meiner slblpelenbeit
meinem Manne Die Hehnung se.
braft2"
3cfe: sd claude niht. benn id
bab' oen ~snaoigcn Serrn iocben nod
iingen gebort!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Gin bisfreter Wirth.

@ait: rSoren Sic, Serr @irtb!
las 6leilf lit ia nifDt 81 geuicBen;
es rieht ia gan5 entieslih!"
8irtb: rGs lit mir alld1 10 Dor.
gefomme.t. aber ih babe nidts ioaen
mouen, Inn Sbnen Den appetit nift
an %peroer6eu!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
8ubl mGglih.

sd baiie meiner Sd)neiSer."
iprah elm Ierihmenbcr. Sd piiroc
tim nit 9ergniigen umbrineen."
rGas fonnit Iu iebr bcauenn fer.
tt9 bringcn." perieste ieiu Sreliro.
y@ejable Inn Eeine Sduloen. gr
miro oann iid,erlid Dor Sfrcf tier.
bent"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
"
Gin Srcmomort.

Sremoer: rSogen Sic nal. iino
Die Sellte bier INNER 10 5drtlih?"
Ginbeimiifer (ridt; i1adl fongenl
Sinnen metoet er lid, an ben Srcnl-
benz: r3drtlif - Dos is bod:
b'iuffa?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Wciitcsacaenmart.

Sn bas 8aitbais brinsen MIDI
nid,t 5ebn Hferbe. SinSe ih oa i,eit.
lid in meiner Suppe eineu 3tgarren.
TUNNEL. uno oils i'd Den &ellner oar.
alii allimerfiam mode, bringt er mir
cine Sfahtel StrcihbolSer.-y8u d-
faiten."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Gas Giniahitc.

vWein Sater bat mir uno n1cinen
5ipet griibern teitnmentnriif) ein
orciitodiees Saus bintcrlaiien, ulb
NUN piiieu mir nift. pie mir ms
barber einigen ioaen."
~Sebr einfof. beSieben Sic bod,
ieber cine gtaae."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Gr hat 8cht.

Stromer: Gin armer Meiienoer."
SEER: User arm lit. ioll nift rel.
Icn. SD bleibe aiid 5u Sauie."
Stromer: .Sum 5l Souie blei.
ben babe if eben fein @elo."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13

..ab, ba bort iif aber bod ales
anf! sic iiseu bier i'm @einlofal
uno ner5cbren eineu aalbsnicrcnbro.
ten init Gnbipienialat! 80. ba it's
treilib fein @unber. menn Sic ge.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Sn Der @ntb.

&abiater 3iidtbousler (;i,m repi.
oirenben 9eamten): .Serr, mellu
Sic metne 3ele niht iofort perlaiien,
perflage i'd Sic mesen Snusfrieoens.
briif!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Stolses gemnhticin.

Gin general fr6st einen SiiiiIier,
mas icin @oter lei. Ter i,inse
ariegsmarn lit oh Der gbrc, BON iei.
mem boben Soreeiesten gefragt su
peroen, iebr perfpirrt uno antrpor.
tet: Or lit General, Serr Sd,orn.
fteinfesermeiiter. -. 8uffaiten."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
~ ~
nnseiGbrlih.

Srau: Ser fleine Siaaf eritidt
-er bat seiflrtdt ben 9roif'n, Den
3n Inn bait seidenft."
Wann: vWein Ser3he. iei rlibis.
es lit fein 8erluit-oer @roib'n mar
falih!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
Ind) cine llnterhaltnng.

~: .&onnen Sic es beun bel
Sbrcr Iantippe aiisbaIten?"
g: ,@arum benn nidt,-ipir I'M.
terbalteu inns tets rcd)t gut"
~: .Sa, nie 10 benn2"
g.: rIeine Srau hat Die &c.
mobnbeit. penn lie 5ornig lit. olles
mir naf5uiperfen. Srifft lie mid.
10 bat Sic cine 5reltoe; triift iie mid,
nid)t, Damn bobe Sd eiur-ur0 10
gebt Die llnterboltnng ME aus"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-06-13
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Gin anscnebmcr @ait.

YIN aHgcnehflcr Wa1f.
aelner: Sic baben cine Gortion
Gebbraten, B 9las Bier uno cine
0laif)e gorbeaur-baben Sic ionIt
nod mas?"
@ait: uSa-fein @eIb."