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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-03-08
CANNON DECLINES 100000
Too Busy" to Lecture $50 Nights at
$500 a Night.

Washington. March Five hundred
dollars a night for $50 nights" was an
orer telegraphed to-day from Western
lyceum bureau TO Representative Cannon.
the ex-Speakcr of the House.
TOO bus was I'm substance the reply
telegra phcd back by Mr.. Cannon The offer
said that Mr.. Cannon could name his own
speaking dates on the circuit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-03-08
TROOPS BEGIN TO MOVE
Prompt Response Made to Hurry
Orders from Washington.

San Antonio, Tex, March "A small
army Of men is busy at Fort sam Houston
preparing for the accommodation OF the
troops ordered to mobilize here. The troops
will be quartered in a large clearing north
east of the post recently used as an avia-
tiou field
Omaha, March 7--JWo-thrds Of the fight.
ing force OF the Department of the Missouri
nearly five thousand men-is ready II
proceed at once TO the Mexican border. AL
are TO go fully equipped for field service
with ten days rations and .01 rounds OF
ammunition
All available medical officers and sanitary
troops will join in the movement. only one
officer and the smallest number 81 men
possible viii be left at the deserted forts ia
guard property. Even these are to bc re-
lieved later by caretekers.
Cheyenne, Wyo., March Two hours
after the garrison at Fort d. A. Russell
was ordered 10 Texas to-day, twenty-five
hundred men. with complete held equip
ment. horses and mules, were ready to en-
train.
San Francisco March THE 30th lnfan-
try. under command OF Colonel Charles
Chubb. left here to-day I'm 4 special train
for san Diego. The Sth Infantry. Colonel
Charles W. Mason commanding, left Mon
terey this morning.
Indianapolis March THE Sth Infantry
will leave Fort Benjamin Harrison for San
Antonio, Tex, at noon tomorrow, accord
ing TO the plan formulated tonight by
Colonel H. 4. Greene
Atlanta, March Pursuant tn orders
from the War Department, the 18th In
fantry. stationed at Fort Mcpherson. left
here tonight for San Antonio, Tex. The
regiment is commanded by Colonel ]. r.
Van Orsdale.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-03-08
CHAMP cLARKs eisT BIRTHDAY

Washington March -Speaker-de-gnate
Champ clark was sIXty-one years old to-
dav and tho occasion was marked by the
receipt of number of congratulatory
messages from various parts OF the
country,
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
It's getting SO that when man proposes

It's getting so that when a man proposes
to a maid
If she accepts) she peeps at him with
bushes; half afraid,
AS though she did not want to say the
Eyes without some study,
And fist she hints that June's the month
to marry anybody!
Now, why is it that ladies fair prefer the
month Of roses?
Won't January do as we'll? Why, any
man supposes
That February is as good as March and
April are,
And Representatives. the first of May
seems setting dates too far.
OF course, if he should pop in June it's
right enough to say
That any Of It's thirty dates shall be the
wedding day.
If It's July, or August, though. Septem-
Der or October,
To wait till June is apt to make the man
look rather sober.
November is thankful month; and hap
by grooms remember
Their brides as rarest Christmas gifts. II
welded in December.
Now, congress might assist the men this
choice of June to parry
BY law the months could each be June
for those who wish to marry
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
life SAVED By
FRIENDS ADVICE

About three years ago suffered with
appendicitis and after having an operation
performed it left me with severe case
Of kidney trouble I was doctored by sew
eral physicians and getting no relief | took
the advice of q friend and procured Q bot
tie of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root. After
taking the contents of the first bottle felt
greatly relieved and decided to continue It.
After using-the contents of three more dol
lar bottles, experienced complete cure.
cannot recommend DR.. Kilmera
Swamp Root too highly to anyone suffer
ing from kidney or bladder trouble.
Yours very truly,
e. P. HILAM.
Cartersville, Ga.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this July 18th, 1909.
JOS. s. CALHOUN,
Notary Public,
B. CO., Ga.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
sECzEMA ITCHED so 1
COULDN'T STAND IT"

II suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months, beginning by
little pimples breaking out. I kept
scratching till the blood came. 1t
kept getting worse, couldn't sleep
nights any more. It kept itching for
about month, then went to doc
tor and got some liquid to take. 1t
seemed as IL was going to get bet
ter. The itching stopped for about
three days, but when 1t started again
was even worse than before. The &C.
zema itched SO badly couldn't stand
1t any more. went to q doctor and
he gave me some medicine, but it
didn't do any good. We have been
having Cuticura Remedies In the
house, so I decided to try them.
had been using Cuticura Soap, SO !
got me box of Cuticura Ointment,
and washed of the affected part with
Cuticura Soap three times a day, and
then put the Cuticura Ointment on.
The first day put it on, 1t relieved
me of itching SO I could sleep all that
night. It took about q week, then I
could see the scah come OF. I kept
the treatment up for three weeks. and
my eczema was cured.
my brother got his face burned
with gunpowder, and he used Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment. The peo-
pie ell thought he would have scars,
but you can't see that he ever had
his face burned. It was simply awful
to look at before the Cuticura Rem
edies (Soap and Ointment) cured It."
(Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrkf, For
rest City, Ark, Oct. is, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment are sold by druggists and deal
ers everywhere, liberal sample OF
each, with 33-page booklet on the care
and treatment of skin and hair. will be
sent, postfree, on application to Potter
D. q @. Corp, Dept. x, Boston.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
EATS WHAT He LIKES
AFTER TAKING FREE SAMPLE

Pepsin and Is now cured. Hundreds OK
others would gladly testify.
It is q guaranteed cure for indigestion,
constipation. biliousness. headaches gas
on the stomach and similar complaints.
a bottle can be had at any drug store
for fifty cents or dollar. but II YOU wish
to make a test OF 1t first send your ad-
dress to DR.. Caldwell and he will supply
q free sample bottle. sent direct to your
address You will soon admit that you
have found something to replace salts.
cathartics. breath perfumes and other
temporary reliefs. Syrup Pepsin will cure
your permanently
For the free sample address DIR. W. b.
Caldwell. 2o1 Caldwell building. Month
cello, Ill.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
WlIllnc 70 Make an Effort.

On large estate In the Scottish
highlands 1t was the custom for a
piper to play In front of the house
every week day morning to awaken
the residents. After an overconviv-
ial Saturday night, however, the piper
forgot the day and began bis reveille
team 1t be played on the pipes?) on
Sunday morning. The angry master
shouted to him from the bedroom win
dow: Here, do you not know the
fourth commandment And the piper
sturdily replied: Mae. sir, but Yell
hic-whustle 1t I'll-hic-try 1t. sir"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
WHY BONDS PILLS
ARE THE BEST.

They are honestly made Of best
agents. and are small, gentle but eff
fective. Bonds Pills relieve the bad ef-
fects Of overeating or drinking. Head
aches, Biliousness. Constipation, Sour
Stomach, yield readily to ono pill,
taken at bedtime. Try them once.
Their merit will convince you.
A free sample on request. Mention
this paper. BONDS PHARMACY CO.,
Little Rock, Ark.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

It win be welcome news to dyspeptics
to learn of q remedy that, In the opinion
of thousands, Is an absolute cure for In
digestion and all forms Of stomach trou-
bic. and, better still. It is guaranteed 20
do 90. The remedy il DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin. S.
we all know the value Of pure pepsin
in Indigestion, and add to this some ex-
ceptionaI laxative ingredients and you
have q truly wonderful remedy. Mr.. Z.
w. Worthy Of Forsythe. Ga, sot to the
point where he could not even eat or di-
gest vegetables and after many years OF
seeking he found the cure In Dr. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr. Rudy Kasner of
Moline, ILL.,, was in the same bad pre-
dicament with his stomach. took Syrup
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
Letter ~
Dr. Kilner 4 Co.
Binshantan, y. x.


Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for SAMPLE bottle. It will
convince anyone. You viii also receive
. booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
vents and one-dollar.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
Hiqher Yet.

Eyes" said the man with the alli-
gator suit case, Il was at the Upto-
thelimit hotel In the mountains last
week, and while there Joined party
which attempted to climb the highest
peak of the range. We got to an alti-
tude of $4,000 feet, which is about as
high as any one has gone in these
parts"
20. / don't know" comments the
man with the imitation leather va
1ise.
sYou don't know" asks the first
man. DO you know of any one who
has gone higher than THAR"
Yes. stopped at the Uptothelimit
house four weeks once You ought to
have seen my BILL a
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
ED GEERs mT1,e GRAND old ms,

ED GEERS, THE grand old man." he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. He says: 81 have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for u
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy I know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease" SOC and 81 bot
tie All druggists, or manufacturers Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

The pretty summer boarder watch
ed with great interest the working Of
the hay baling machine which had
been hauling to the farm and was be
ing operated in the lower 80.
AS the big bundles Of compressed
hay we're tumbled to the ground she
studied them attentively, then asked:
What do you do with that?"
Feed it to the stock, o. course. ex.
!plained the son of the landlady.
20, to be sure. / suppose this is q
machine to make breakfast food for
lfhe horses and COWS"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
Bears the

First Set Own House In Order.
How unconscious we all are of our
own faults and failings! AS we see
others, so others see ours. 1t is our
own faults we have to correct first
before we tell others where to get of.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
Close Guess.

schmidt-ve got new baby py
our house yesterday.
Schmaltz-Vas iss; poy or girl?
Schmidt vond dell you. You hef
got to CESS 1t.
Schmaltz- Iss Id a girl7
Schmidt You cho-o-o-st missed It,
Youngstown Telegram.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
II Came Too Easy.

Cashier-Im sorry, madam, but I
can't honor this check. Your hus-
bands account Is overdrawn.
Lady-Huh! / thought there was
something wrong when he wrote this
check without waiting for me to get
historical.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
Irish Landmark Gone.

The famous Temple Of Liberty, one
of listers best known landmarks, was
burned to the ground the other morn
Ing. Erected at Toomebridge, on the
County Londonderry side OF the River
Bann, by the late Rev. John Carey
some so years ago, 1t had a romantic
history. It's founder was remark
able man, possessed Of considerable
wealth. He was descendant OF 9
Cromwellian family, and had been ar
rested and tried for murder. but was
unanimously acquitted by the jury
whereupon he erected the building in
Question.-London Mall.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

II a man feels that he has the con-
fidence of the public he knows about
how a horse would feel If 1t knew it
was favorite In the betting.
The average man is very proud on
hearing his wife tell the neighbors
that she only spent So cents for the
material In her dress, but he cannot
help feeling worried over the chances
given by the same neighbors, as If
they thought he were stingy.
The widest of all reformers is the
one who wants to reform the reform
ers who want to make public speeches
all the time.
We wonder what became of them.
We have never read an obituary or
a biography which stated that Mr..
Eo-and-So was once lightning ROD
agent.
You can be just as happy, even II
you are poor, as the man with many
millions, and you would be, too, IL
he didn't have the many millions.
The other morning we tried to talk
20 a man about rebates and he walked
away, saying he was tired OF fish
stories.
We pity the man who is unappre-
ciated to the extent that his wife does
not believe his smoking on the porch
will drive away mosquitoes, and that
he really smokes to keep the mos
ouitoes away from her fair skin.
To decide bet, will someone tell
us If it really helps the music for
band conductor to swing his baton as
he does?
+ -
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Clearing sksnsas of Grasshoppers.
"A live grasshopper will eat dead
grasshopper. "A farmer mixed paris
green and bran together and let =
grasshopper eat It 1t died and 20
grasshoppers ate 1t UP, and they died.
Four hundred ate those 20 and they
died. Eight thousand ate those 400
and they died. A hundred and siyty
thousand ate those 5000 and died, and
the farmer was troubled no more.
Anthony Bulletin.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

70 enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea;
it cures constipation and regulates the
liver and kidneys.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

When millions of people use for
years medicine 1t proves its merit,
People who know CASCARETS'
value buy over a million boxes .
month. It's the biggest seller be-
cause it is the best bowel and liver
medicine ever made. No matter
what you're using, Just t,y CAS-
CARETS sce-you'n See. s17
CAScARETS loo. box for weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
in the world. Million boxes q month.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

What We Are Coming To.
Jack II thought your landlord
didn't allow children.
Henry-'Sh! We call 1t Fido.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

To be conscious that you are ignor-
ant is a great step to knowledge
Benjamin Disraeli.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

There Is nothing so easy but that it
becomes difficult when you do It with
reluctance. ference.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

placed snywhere, at
traets \ kills ailhies
Neat clean ofnamen-
~ .convsniens cheap.
Lasts All seasen.
Made OF mef&l,oannot
spiu or tip ever, will
not soil orinjuro Any-
thing. Guaranteed ef.
fcotive. OfAIfd dealers
cr sentprepsid for2oc-
HAROLD s0HERS
$50 DeKsib Ave.
Brookiyn, New Y orx
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Who so neglects learning in his
youth, loses the past and Is dead for
the future. -Euripides
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
a rusty nail cut is very apt to do so.
Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison
impossible
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Binks-Hella. old man, you're Q
sight, you look as though you'd been
fred from a cannon! Where is your
auto?
Jinks-I don't exactly know, I don't
think It's come down yet
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

1t is not necessarily true that the
worst is yet to come.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

| Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup for children
| teething, softens the gums, reduces infiammar
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, over
comes constipation and is ideally suited to
tone up the system in the Spring.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

II q girl has grown up brother she
acquires pretty fair knowledge Of
men without having to pass through
the agonies Of matrimony.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

A woman's mind enables her I
reach q conclusion without starting.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Garfield Tea. Invaluable in the treat
ment Of liver and kidney diseasesl
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
AuEINro vOUR SHOES

SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Aliens Foot Ease the Antiseptc powder for Tired,
aching swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort. Makes walking delight Sold everywhere,
25c. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE
sample address Allen s. Olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Z.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

It's a waste of the other fellows
time when you talk foolish.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

TO DRIVE QUT MALARIA "a r svsru,t
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTHLEsS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking AKIN,
showing 1t is simply Quinine and Iron In Q taste
less form. The Quinine drives out tho malaria
and the iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for so years. Price 80 cents
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

The ship IN which many fond hopes
30 down is courtship.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Your Druggist VIII Tell You
Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes.
STRENGTHENS Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart,
Soothes Eye Pain. Try it In Baby $
Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

TO keep the blood pure and the skir
clear, drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

some women are like some old hens
-set III their ways.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

No man becomes . jailbird just for
4 lark
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

should submit them.
DIR. right privacy Of
your home. Prescription has
oft them the
the regularly graduated
enough
do No alcohol habtis found In it. Some
Don't
your DR.
be WELL
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
THOUGHTS IN PASSING.

II a man feels that he has the con-
f1dence of the public he knows about
how horse would feel If 1t knew it
was a favorite In the betting
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

The ignorance of Casey.
Casey-Phwat kind av horse is a
cob?
Mulligan-It's wan thot's been
raised intoirly on corn, We ignoramus.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

Important 70 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18
WELCOME WORDS TO WOMEN

Women who suffer with disorders peculiar TO their
sex should write to DR.. Pierce and receive free the
advice Of Q physician of over 40 years experience
"a skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
Of women. Every letter of this sort has the most
careful consideration and Is regarded sacredly
confidential. Many sensitively modest women write
fully to DIR. Pierce what they would shrink from
Is pretty sure to say that he cannot do anything
without Tan examination" DIR. Pierce holds that
these distasteful examinations are generally need
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-18

The widest of all reformers is the
one who wants to reform the reform
ers who want to make public speeches
all the time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-04
FOOD AND DIGESTION.
Civilized Man Needs Cheerful Sur.
roundings at His Meals.

Civilized Man Needs Cheerful Sur.
roundinss at His Meals.
Robust people so long as they get
what suits their own uncultivated
taste are apt to make very light of
what they call ."fancies" about food
and overlook their real importance.
Feeding on the part of civilized man
Is not the simple procedure which it
Is with animals, although many ami.
mails are particular as to their food
and what is called dainty" The ne
cessity for civilized man Of cheerful
company at his meal and for the ab-
sence of mental anxiety is universally
recognized, as well as the importance
of an inviting appeal to the appetite
through the sense Of smell and Of
sight, while the injurious effect of the
reverse conditions, which may lead to
nausea and even vomiting, is admitted.
Even the ceremonial features of the
dinner table, the change of clothes,
the ]eisurely yet precise succession of
approved and expected dishes, accom-.
panied by pleasant talk and light
hearted companionship, are shown by
strict scientific examination to be i'm.
portant aids in the healthy digestion
Of food. which need not be large in
quantity because wisely presented
Sir Ray Lancaster in London Tele.
graph.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-04
TOLD TN PANTOMIME,
Tho Worth Of a Chinese Royal GIFT -
Ii Hung Chang.

Tho Worth Of a Chinese Royal GIT Il
Ii Hung Chang.
The late empress dowager of China
was something Of humorist. The
author Of Behind the Scenes In Pc.
king" tells story of how Ii Hung
Chang, after concluding the treaty of
Shimonoseki, was presented by the
empress with cloth Of gold bag con-
thinning some heavy article. The treas
'ure turned out to be large vase, and
Ii, who was an enthusiastic collector
of Chinese ceramics, at once sent for
his secretary, Mr. Pethick, to come
and examine the new acquisition.
Some time was spent in a careful
examination to determine the dynasty
during which this treasure was pro-
'duced, but the date of this especial
paste was lost. with its other technical
classitications. After long time Mr..
'Pethick lifted 1t gingerly, placed it on
table, put himself in front Of it,
drawing a wrap round his shoulders,
and slowly, very slowly, held his
hands up to it, turning them in the
attitude Of warming at fire.
Chinese need few words. Ii under
stood and was heartbroken. The pam
t0mime indicated to him that the sup
posed priceless vase was only clever
reproduction made in Paris, and the
secretary, warming his hands before
It, meant it was so fresh from the
pottery furnace that he could still
notice the warmth.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-04
ROOT SIARTLES SENATE
With Speech IN WHICH
HE FLAYS THE BR|bERS

who must yield his seat. His4eeAeague,
Cullom, was elected by one of those
practices; but Still the case of Lorimer
is the case of Cullom"
Root began his speech soon after the
senate convened, without having pre-
viously announced what his position
was to be- Before he had proceeded
far, it developed that he went beyond
the position of others who have con-
demned the election of Lorimer as hav-
ing been accomplished by bribery.
The rottenness shown by the testi-
mony, concluded Root, was sufficient
to invalidate the election of Lorimer,
and he asserted that all of the follow
ing of Lee O'Neil Browne, democratic
leader in the Illinois assembly, was
corrupt and the votes of that following
should have been eliminated.
Few senator's left their seats during
the speech, and the galleries we're
crowded with hundreds of others.