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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10

- ron knew remedy that really had
CURED Tuberculosls: that he'd saved from
neath quite number OF people, would
you Try 70 get Conaumptlvee interested
wouid yOu say nothing about ia Tor fear
OF giving ofIense7
We know the medicine. We know the
people cured-some OF them. we have
ne stories q cure Of many and afnda.
Wits from some. We advertise Eckmafss
Alternative to tell those who have Iuna
nIsease what has been done By ita use.
investigate the fOliowing:-~
Gentlemen. On the evening OF May
~, 1907, ! had Ave hemorrhaaes from the
ragn4 lung Ny hemorrhages kept up for
one week-I had twenty eight In all. Sep.
tic pneumonia developed. Ny doctor told
as my left lung had also became affected.
bout that time I met Howard Kiotx,
sols susquehanna Ave. philadelphia. who
who was cured BY Eckmasi's Alternative.
started TO take Eckmau's about the
latter part or August. 1907 NV appetite
improved at once and In about two weeks
started 70 gain weight improved
! was accepted for life insurance., after
Two examinations by a company that had
previously rejected me-
II hare advised several people to take
Eckman's and those who took II faith
Iuity had the same results as myself
}signed .Afidayit) CHAE. M0RGANN
Fuller details OF this case on request.)
Eckman's Alternative Is effective Ia Bron-
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Lung Troubles and In upbullding the
system. Does not contain polsons, opiates
Meredith Drug 90. and other leading drug
gists Ask for booklet Of cured cases and
write to Eckman Laboratory, PHILADELPHIA
Pa, for additional evidence.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10

FUND or q quarter Of d million has
been raised. AT the last session Of the
conference there was d movement to
fax the limit but no action was taken Ia
the matter. the intention being to wait
and see whether this year would prove
| as successful as the two previous. This
year has proven even more successfuI
and there is still large portion OF the
state which remains to be canvassed.
Subscriptions large and small 60 to
make up the conference claimants
FUND. and Mr.. Karr reports that the
response has been liberal even beyond
his expectation.
Viewed from any point, the estab-
fishing of a fund to care for super
animated ministers is a great work.
IL means that the Methodist ministry
In North Dakota will be given stabil-
ity and II means that the church in
this state will be able to avoid the dis
grace that has fallen on many churches
In older states North Dakota is still
a comparatively young state and the
opportunities In the Methodist church
or any other church are comparatively
few. But the number is growing and
the establishment of the fund now On
a firm foundation means that the flu
ture will be well cared for When 1t Is
realized that the average salary Of
Protestant ministers in the United
States is only $663 a year, the pressing
need for such a fund Is readily appre-
ciated.
A conference claimants fund is evil
dence that the leaders in North Dakota
Methodism are looking to the future,
for the movement is one that during
the past few years has received wide
notice. editorially and otherwise, and
some alarming figures have been pre-
sented as to general conditions in the
ministry. Admirably equipped for the
work, Mr. Karr has been more success
full than even the most sanguine sup
porters of the movement had hoped.
The work has been carried on quietly |
and effectively until it has assumed
proportions that stamp it as one Of the
most important undertakings Of the |
Methodist church in the state.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
new CHIMES and CLOCK
Savings e. Loan Assn. Has New Clock
and Chimes Over Entrance
Regulated by Master Clock.

The former chimes and per cent
sign over the entrance Of the Savings
& Loan building have been removed
and new chimes and a clock with an
illuminated dial are being placed in
position. The new chimes strike every
fifteen minutes. four times, on the
quarter, eight on the half hour, twelve
on the three quarter, and on the hour
1t strikes sixteen times, pauses. then
strikes the hour. The chimes and
clock outside are regulated by master
clock inside the building
The chimes, clock and per cent
sign add a very decorative feature to
the building front. Listen for the
chimes when you are downtown.
The chimes were installed by the
McClintock- LOOMS Co. Of Minneapolis,
who are the manufacturers.
The new chimes are an improve
ment over the old as the dial enables
people to tell at glance the exact
time Of the day, whereas with the old
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10

Elmer Jones shoulder was all COW
cred with powder the other day which
he said he got by carryin' home sack
Of -four Tell that to the marines,
Elmer. A Teller don't go to the mill
liner store to buy flour
Grandma Bibbins is not much bet
ter at this writing and there amt
many hopes for her. she lathed and
plastered two houses last week and Ia
digging well at this writing for TN
Gle Ezra Harkins.
William Purdy sold package OF
hooks and eyes Thursday, Must be
somebody Is havin' a dress made al
this writing.
has pinned away fearful since he began
eating so many pineapples. HI Hig-
gins and Deacon Pringle expects to
run chuck lunch game at the fair
this fall. Bill Simms has fitted q
wooden leg to his goose so the animal
can get around now about as well as
old LATE Tubbs. Bill amt so very
slow. He could catch up with a
hearse all right II the horses should
stop at the watering trough. Mrs.
wellington Bolts has got new dog
cart. 1T lis all right to think lot Of
dogs and treat them we'll. but BY
gravy, when you get them special
buggy to ride in. It's too much.
Old LATE Tubbs has got a new
wooden leg made outen Norway pop
lar and every time he stands still I'm
the rnd for minute his leg takes root
and he has to have 1t chopped loose
by the hook'n ladder department. Esl =
mer Jones bought q bottle OF violet
ink at Tihbits grocery the other day.
All, there. Elmer, what's the iady's
manner
Miss Pansy Perkins expects to take
course In a musical observatory
this winter Hank Purdy says he all
ways thought an observatory was a
place where they made spy glasses.
but LATE Tubbs Says Hank Is liar
and that an observatory ia a place
where they keep flowers Of course
they are both wrong. An observatory
Ia q place where the weather comes
from.
The last time Mr.. and Mrs. Deacon
Pringle was down to the Rapids they
heard there was a lot OF drufnmers at
the huttel and they went and stood
there half the afternoon. but they
didn't hear single tune The Deacon
says the city ii great place 10 get
stung. but he got even BIZ passing d
pewter cent piece on d street car
conductor.
Amos Butts, our popular and con-
genial undertaken, haa gone to ChicA-
20 for an extended visit of two days.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
|GRAY HAIR MAKES
YOU LOOK old
USE WYETH's SAGE AND sUL-
PHUR AND YOUR GRAY HAIR
WILL QUICKLY VANISH.

Gray hair is a mark OF age, and
nothing that can be said. SIS to It's
beauty win offset the Disadvantages Of
this mark of age upon your brow.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair
Remedy liarkens the hair and restores
1t to its youthful beauty. Our grand
mothers and their gFandmothers be-
fore them used sage and sulphur for
darkening their hair. Nothing has
ever been found more effective for
this purpose than these two time-hou-
ored remedies, but Wyeth, modern
chemist, has combined the two with
other ingredients, which makes a de-
lightful dressing for the hair, ana
which not only removes every trace
of dandruff but promotes the growth
OF the hair. 1t also stops the hair
from falling out. and makes II beau
tiful.
All druggists are authorised TO re-
fund the money Ii 1t fails to do sx-s,
actIy as represented. si1gG1 ua
Don't neglect your hair and don't
resort to old-time hair dyes. Get a
bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
from your druggist today, and notice
the difference In your hair after a few
days use.
\ This preparation Is offered to the
public at fifty cents bottle, and ia
recommended and sold by all drug
gists. Special agents, Font a. Pdr-
terrified, 81 Broadway. 2
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
HELPING AGED PREACHERS.

The Methodists of North Dakota
have been engaged for three years in
raising funds for their superannuated
ministers. In these days of old age
pensions by the railways and large
corporations-the efforts Of the Meth
odists are thoroughly modern.
Rev. Alexander Karr has been tho
oflciai head OF this movement, being
selected by the conference for the
work. Mr.. Karr is most happily fitten
for the position. He is a man of good
address and pleasing personality. De-
spite the fact that two OF the three
years In which he has been engaged
In raising the fund have been what is
known as hard times" he has been
remarkably successful. The Metho-
dists know good man when they see
him-and will undoubtedly continue
Mr.. Karr on the job till fund Of at
least 100000 Ii raised.
The following from The Grand Forks
Herald demonstrates an appreciation
Of pr. KarF's good work:
One Of the most important reports
20 be made at the coming anniversary
conference Of the Methodist church IN
this city will De the report on the con-
ference claimants fund by Rev. Alex
ander Karr Of Valley City, secretary OF
the fund. Mr.. Karr spent several DAYS
OF last week In Grand Forks and ID lust
rounding out the third year of success
full work According TO the renort
made 1t the recent meeting of the con-
ference claimants fund board n VAL
ley City. the endowment fund now al
pruxiHnates s12b.000 Tfil means that
III the three years dr. Karr has been
engaged ia the work. ne has averaged
over 500 day for every day In the
year It further means that Methodisrn
In the state Of North Dakota ii lead
ing In the northwest Ia taking hold Of
the greatest problems before the church
Of today.
Just what the conference Will de-
eide To 10 regarding the continuation
of fhe work Id not uncertain. There
ii strong sentiment. according IL
those who are III position to know,
lii favor Of continuing the work until
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
Notsd Yeaamen on TrIaI.

Boston, Mass, oct. 10.--Jacob and
Joseph Goldberg, alleged to be leaders
of one Of the boldest and cleverest
bands OF yeggTnen that ever operated
In America, were placed on trial here
today for the robbery of a jewelry
store early in 1910. After the rob-
berry the Goldbergs and third mem
Der of the band were arrested In New
York with a quantity OF the stolen
jewelry, 1t Is said, in their possession.
Before the extradition proceedings
were concluded the three men were re-
leased on bail and promptly fled to
Europe. Inspectors of the Massachu-
sets police trailed the trio over Europe
and finally located two OF the men In
prism In Austria and the third serving
term In Russia. At an expense OF
thousands of dollars the inspectors
waited on the other side until the
men were released and then returned
with them to Boston. One OF the
Goldbergs Ii alleged to be the inventor
of the famous can opener an ex-
ceedingly clever device by means OF
which the band was able to rip open
the backs OF the strongest safes with
little difficulty.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
USING The eRoucHoMETER.

The grouchometer, recently devel-
oped in Paris, Is just what it's name
implies. 1t is a method rather than
an appliance. 1t is not a patented In
yention. Anyone disposed to do so,
may freely use 1t. Though originated
by psychologist, 1t is an idea that
any sensible person easily may put
into practical application. While the
average man has not the disposition
Of Schcpenhauer or the intellectual
bent of Thomas CarlyIe-there are
times when even the best are inclined
to be grouchy--hence the utility of the
grouchometer.
To measure the extent OF your
crouch, write down the things that
justifiably might give you an excuse
to snarl and growl-to entertain Bit
ter thoughts-and to be fretful, sour
and quarrelsome. To this honest list
of adequate reasons for displaying Ill
temper, you refer when grouchiness
assails you. Then and thus may the
grouchometer tell what ails you. Used
In this way-the grouchometer does
not measure impulse-trace vibrations
weigh thoughts--or indicate the coll
ors Of aurae. 1t does, however, dis
close the cause. or often more pIaus-
IDLY the lack of q cause, for feeling
ugly. The actual cause of a crouch Is
all that need be ascertained. The eff
feet does not have to be disclosed by
any intricate process Of reasoning. In
the neighborhood of crouch every
one knows and realizes the effect.
Use an accurate grouchometer with
its portrayal Of disasters that haven't
touched you. Ascertain fairly If you
have SUFFICIENT excuse for acting or
feeling ill-natured. In comparison
with real grief and suffering-the
physical or mental discomfort induced
by . grouchy mood will seem scarcely
more than a Jocular triviality. In
fact you'll soon forget it"-unless
your grouchiness has become habitual.
Even If you are supposed to be a con-
ftrmed crouch, you may-by taking
thought--grow ashamed of being un-
reasonably sour and surly. Using the
grouchometer logically you are in
duced to refrain from frowning dark
~. Whats the USE" you say-and
the crouch. very perceptibly disap-
pears. The grouchometer, by auto
suggestion, summons cheerfulness.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10


To consider some poor Teller
Who's hundred times worse OFF.
II your finances are droppin'
In a dismal sort of way
And you owe someone Ave dollars
That you can't make out to pay,
While you may think you surely
Are the most forlorn OF men
You're exactly twice as well OF
AS the teller that owes ten.
When your clothes are getting shabby
And your friends begin to think
That you've hit the steep toboggan
And you're surely on the blink
When this autumn you are wearing
The same buds you wore last fall.
Just consider well the Zulus
Who can have no clothes at all.
When you've got jumping headache
And you think there Amt no chance
That you're going to live till morning
And your nerves all seem to dance,
Just consider some poor Teller
With sciatic rheumatic
Who's been laid up since last Christ
mas
And compare your woe with his.
No use kickin' on your troubles
You can't dodge them and I guess
That, while everybody has 'em,
Some have more and some have less.
You can just defy dame Fortune
And her Wanted Chinese curse,
For no matter much what happens,
It might be a whole lot worse.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
North Dakota Kernels

| Bismarck has . purse snatcher.
Grand Fcrkers are Joining the Z. M
There is no shortage Or new oorpo.
A@@
Some North Dakotans are iocatins
in Mexico.
More sidewalks are being put down
at Williston.
Many farmers have cut second
crop Of oats.
The people OF the state are rejoicing
In the sunshine.
Duck shooting il reported fine
around Williston.
North Dakota realty is about the
safest investment ever.
Fargo hunters were reported at
stump lake after the ducks.
Editor Davies of The Grand Forks
Herald has been Ill for some time.
900
The band at Pekin has been ineor-
porated as the North Dakota State
band.
There should be no waning OF the
popularity OF ignite coal in this
state.
North Dakota's best crop is it's
school children. It's bumper one
this year.
Eddy county. the smallest In the
state, won first prize at the state in
dustrial expo.
Dairying and live stock feeding is
certain to follow the successful corn
crops in North Dakota.
The Logan county man who claimed
to have made $4,000 from five acres Of
cabbage was going some.
go
The fraternal organizations display
a lot Of activity and are getting lined
up for the winter campaign.
@&@
North Dakotans are endeavoring to
discover a method Of preventing crop
failures-by improved farming meth
DDS.
General Poole Is the North Dakota
representative of coal products con-
Germ of New Salem. Tommy is GER
tainly some hustler.
e. X. Sarles recently received a
check for $1,000 as a dividend from
some investments he made in lumber
in the west few years ago.
900
When the Red river valley and other
sections of North Dakota go in for
dairying the banks will have to
enlarge their strong boxes to
hold the money the farmers will want
to deposit.
There Is one great benefit in the
reciprocity agitation. 1t has resulted
in the farmers of North Dakota maxi
ing study OF diversified farming,
crop rotation dairying, live stock
feeding and other things beside wheat
raising.
The county officials at Devils Lake
subpoenaed Colonel Bloom OF The
Journal to give information regarding
certain blind pigs which he described
as existing. The Colonel was too
much OF gentleman to implicate his
friendsand insisted that the founda-
ton for the stories that had appeared
in his publication was mere hearsay.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
rargo had ! 90 togeshsrt Zee.

Fargo had . get togetherf feed.
There is said to Be . drought =
Kensal.
Two intoxicated strangers fought q
Kenmare.
The Minot weather man resigned
No wonder
Oberon IL improving the conditicr
Of Its sidewalks.
The editors are predicting tidal
wave OF politics.
Some North Dakota corn IL beins
exhibited at Pekin, I'll
900
Some monster pumpkins have been
grown in N. d. this year.
go
Those b. p. raids at Valley City GER
tainly raised a commotion.
900
The knocker at Minot was hanged
and buried. Served him right
900
There were many special days at
the industrial show In Bismarck.
900
A lot of belated Fargoans insist
they have been looking for the comet.
The Enderlin Independent is a pop
ular publication with local advertis-
ers.
Many orchestras are resuming
practice after laying off for the sum
mer.
The Monango Journal certainly has
some emphatic ideas about Aaker of
Fargo,
Some newly weds advertise they are
at home with display ads. That
helps some.
In Dtckey county a man was tried
for setting fire to strawstack. The
jury disagreed.
A corn palace In Fargo In connec-
tion with the Tri-State convention
would be a winner
coo
The people Of oliver and Mercer
counties are elated that the N. F.. is
at last extending the line.
The Bismarck Tribune finally dis
covered there was Red river valley
exhibit at the industrial show.
900
Two misguided youths attempted to
break into store at Nesson--and one
was shot twice, both being captured.
North Dakota Is dry as far as booze
is concerned-or supposed to be-but
there are wet spots from the recent
rains.
The elevator man who robbed the
farmers at Warwick by short weights
was named Cain. Not so inappro-
pirate.
The success Of the corn crop in
North Dakota means more dairying
and cattle feeding--and money--for
the farmers OF the. state.
90
While detectives were watching the
boundary line for the
painting Mona Lisa--Canadians were
hauling barley to this side.
Poor man Is up against IL. IL his
hair is grey he is considered too old
for a new job. If he Is bald headed
that is regarded as even worse.
90
Editor Bryant found his duties as
head man OF The Napoleon Home
stead and head OF telephone COM
pany so onerous he resigned as judge.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
TUESDAY. OCT. 10, 1911.
BE A BOOSTER.

All loyal Fargoans should be boost.
ers-at all times-but tonight, especi.
ally. This is the date set apart tC
show your enthusiasm formally. Don't
permit the opportunity to so unob.
served
Association with the men interested
In boosting the city will result in in
creased enthusiasm. You may be able
to give some one else an inspiration
An exchange of ideas viii be valu-
able.
Attend the banquet tonight. If you
are booster-be there and show your
colors.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10

the inside facts about Teller like a
sergeon kin.
1t IL easier to live within an income
than without it.
There are whole lot Of folks who
were never seasick in their liyes-on
land.
There ain't nothing much more tire
some than q derby hat after Teller
has worn 1t sight or nine years,
Somebody has overlooked a bet
There hasn't been word about the
scarcity OF turkey this year.
Lem Higgins says this Is an expen-
sive age He has got 10 buy new
rubber stand-up collar to wear to the
funerals and other society events this
winter The one he had last winter
has been mislaid somewhere.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
slOLlTlcAl-,
NEkS AND M1zE5

Mott Pioneer Press: "Hanna for
governori" seems to be the cry OF the
majority. This sounds good to us,
and for man from among men, this
selection would meet with general ap-
prevail in this section OF the state.
Mr.. Hanna has made good wherever
he has had tbs opportunity to, rove
his mettle. and such men re deserve
ing anG ntitled 10 first consideration.
We heartily endorse the cry, Hanna
for governorl
Minot Independent: III. H. Aaker
OF Fargo, candidate for governor be-
fore the primaries two years ago re-
ceived 1885 votes, quite a showing
for man who had no organization
behind him. The progressives de-
clare that Aaker defeated their can
didate. and some are inclined to be-
lieve that he will become quite fac
tor in the coming campaign. now that
he has decided to be a candidate
again. Aalxer might have made a
good showing. but for the fact that
he showed his true colors by endors-
ing the republican nominee and then
shortly before election repudiatlng
him. This was enough to cook Mr..
Aaker's goose. as far as the republi-
can voters are concerned. Aaker was
never able to give satisfactory reas-
on why he acted as he did, and IT
looks very suspicious to say the least.
New England Post: North Dakota
newspapers are already devoting more
than ordinary amount of space to poll
titles at this time. The political situ-
alton situation is more than it has
been for some time this early. Already
definite announcements have been
made from several sources. u. L.
Burdick has announced himself for
governor and be will have the back
ing of the progressiyes. He is a
strong man and Is to be reckoned
with. His advance has been phenom-
email in the time he has been in North
Dakota politics. A few years ago he
was a star varsity man on the Mime
sofa team. Coming to this state he
was elected to the legislature and the
next year lieutenant governor. He il
a young man, well educated and pop
ular. Undoubtedly l.. B. Hanna win
be his opponent and II appears as
though he should easily win the noni-
nation. His long residence in the
state and activity in matters OF state
interest and work In the senate and
later his excellent record in congress
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10
Physlelans q the southua.t.

Oklahoma city, Okla, Oct. 10.-The
sixth annual meeting OF the South
western Medical association began
here today with DIR. M. l.. Perry of
Parsons. Kas., presiding. Several hun
dred members are in attendance from
Missouri. Kansas, Arkansas. Texas and
Oklahoma. The programme covers
three days and provides for q large
number Of addresses and papers on
professional topics. The two leading
speakers from outside the territory OF
the association are DIR. A. b. Edwards
Of Chicago and Dr. r. M. Grim of the
United States Public Health and Ma
rine service.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10

When you have a bad cold you want
the best medicine obtainable so as to
cure 1t with as little delay as possible.
Here is a druggists opinion: II have
sold ChamherIain's Cough Remedy for
fifteen years" says Enos Lollar OF
Saratoga, Ind, land consider 1t the
best on the market" For sale by ali
dealers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-10

Here is q woman who speaks from
personal knowledge and long expert
ence, VIZ, Mrs. P. III. Brogan of VIII
son, Pa, who says, II know from ex-
perience that Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is far superior to any other.
For Group there is nothing that excels
It," For sale by all dealers,