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, 1911-08-03
Engine Power

Any N in need of power from ! to
B h. p. for driving or handling any
kind of machinery, will do themselves
a favor by calling at the Sun Office
and see the little Cushman engine do
it's work. Perfect in action and con.
struction combined with light weight
Ranch people especially need this
engine for grind stones, wood saws,
pumps, churns, etc. You can buy il
on a base, or mounted on skids 80
that two men "A carry it anywhere
or you can get it mounted on a truck
that "a child can haul around. The
price on the base engine all equipped
ready to run, SIPS 90. Mounted on
truck with same equipment, SI37 so.
Freight on outfit laied down here is
about $40, saving $40 on freight
alone. Uses q gallons gasoline at
full 3 p. b. load for 10 hours. Saves
2 to 3 gallons gasoline per day over
any other make. D. S. Crawford
, 1911-08-03

WYoMINe-Situated on the North Platte River, on the
line of the Saratoga & Encampment Railway, Population, 1000,
Altitude. 6,7o5 feet. 1t is the site of the Medical Hot Springs, the
waters of which are a sure specific for all blood and skin diseases.
rheumatism, stomach, liver and kidney disorders. Temperature of
water 1873 degrees. Saratoga is also the center of the finest trout
fishing grounds in the World. Not only the North Platte River
teens with Rainbow, Brook and Salmon trout hut the hume .ous
tributaries of that stream are alive with fish. Saratoga is the center
of an agricultural country of 100000 acres of the best agricul-
tural land in the west. The soil and climate are adapted to the
growth of alfalfa wheat, oats, barley, all kinds of small fruits and
vegetables. The Saratoga Valley is the finest stock raising country
in the United States. The Sierra Madre range on the west and the
Medicine Bow range of mountains on the east, are full of copper,
gold and silver, which is being developed rapidly. All of tue re-
sources of the valley center at Saratoga, which is certain to become
one of the greatest towns of the west. For information address, The
Saratoga Commercial Club, The Saratoga State Bank, The First Ma
tional Bank or the Saratoga Sun.
, 1911-08-03

Saratoga, Wyoming. June 20, 1911
Notice to the Stockholders of the
Saratoga State Bank
Application having been made up
on me in accordance with the pro-
visions of law notice is hereby given
that a special meeting of the stock
holders of the Saratoga State Bank
will be held on the 18th day of Au
gust at one O'Clock, p. m at Saratoga,
Wyoming, for the purpose of consid-
ering the QUESTION of increasing the
Capital stock of the said corporation
to a total sum of Fifteen Thousand
(Sl5, OOO.0O) Dollars and for consider
ing such business as may properly
come before the said meeting.
John Il. Cosgriff
'-l5'o-5 Presid ent.
, 1911-08-03
Automobile Scores Again

The automobile has scored again, the first complaint against it's
universal Sc was that it would displace the horse Next the base ball
people In Wichita, Kansas, claimed the automobile "a the cause of
decreasing attendance at ball games. which made it necessary for that
town to give up its franchise in the western league. Now the, com.
plant comes from the railroads. The automobile ia capsino a do
crease in tourist travel over the steam roads.
The automobile has demonstrated the possibility of vacation, and
has been the means of showing the busy man how he can get e~ioy-
ment u OF life is IA n other invention of modern times. IT has
SHOWN I 'rmer that distance from a city is no object and m de it
possible for him to enjoy Injuries not thot of on the farm a decade
Republican
, 1911-08-03
he Railroads To The Aid Of The express Companies

The express companies of the United States have been robbing
the people right and left, for 10, these many years. They have al
ways shared their plumber with the railroad companies. Now that
the express companies are in danger of being called to time and made
to reduce their exhorbitant rates, the large railroad companies have
announced the fact that they intend to take a hand in defending them
The railroad companies r not willing to SCI 80 valuable a friend as
the express companies have been thrown down. But the express
companies like all the rest of the biz corporations that plumber, will
have to ZONE tic time In the end, and all the people will say amen
, 1911-08-03
Saratoga Chips


Are you still swatting the fies7
Lots of new hay coming into town.
c. A. Albee and his father were in
town Saturday.
Roy Peck was doing business here
Saturday.
Clean streets are a luxury. Let's
clean 'em every MONTH
Mrs. Frank Hewitt is employed at
the Riverside restaurant.
Ona b. Sowder, wife and baby were
10 from the ranch Tuesday.
Peter E. Wilson was down from his
North Fork ranch Saturday.
G. B. Sterrett returned Friday from
a trip to Cheyenne and Denver.
John Alameda was in from his
North Spring creek sheep camp Fri
day.
George II. MacGregor was in from
Jack creek Saturday to get ranch
supplies.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex. McPhail were
in from the ranch Saturday to do a
little shopping.
Miss Alice Hensgen, the teacher of
the Cedar creek school, was in from
that place Saturday.
Mrs. Robt. Briner, of Denver, is
here on a visit to her parents, Judge
and Mrs. E. L. Blood.
Lon A. futile. who made a trip
out into the State of Washington, re-
turned Tuesday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. S. Walck and
daughter, Miss Alma Walck, were il
Friday ON a business trip.
Mrs, Ralph Campbell, of Walcott
who had a severe attack of measles
is low threatened with typhoid.
D. NJ. Foreman aud Mr.. aud Mrs
Ralph W. Wood were all in from Ell
Hollow Friday on land business.
J.. B. Maghee, accompanied by Mrs
q. E. Mcneil aud two little girls
came in from North Fork Saturday.
DR.. Lougeay, of Denver, is up from
that place for an outing. He is stop
ping at the ranch of L. G. Sterritt.
Mrs. c. Q. Kelly and little Mis-.
Crystal we're in from Pass creek Sat
urday to do the weeks shopping.
Father Conrath came over from
Rawlins Sunday and held mass il
the residence of Mrs. Albert Walter
Newton Degyett came up from
Walcott Monday and is now employ
ed in the Pilon Mercantile Company.
store.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Sisson enter
tanned Mr. and Mrs. Geo. W. Sissol
and Mrs w. A. Humphreys at Dime
Sunday.
Mayor M. B. McKillip has had thu
streets nicely cleaned of stones and
debris, making them look like IA city
boulevard.
Mrs Gus Jensen entertained Mrs
John Swartz, Capt. and Mrs. L. G
Davis and Mrs. C. T. Woods at din
ner Saturday.
Ernest Sundin, of Rawlins, ac,
companied by W. G. Coad, of Omaha
was over from Rawlins Monday on q
flying business trip.
Hans Christensen got his baling
outfit together and started out Sat.
urday with a crew of men to begin
the fall baling.
Bert Walker was down Yesterday
from Brush creek. He SAWS they are
about thru having on the Hunter,
Casteele a. Hunter ranch.
, 1911-08-03
Williams Way

All Judges by the old standards have said that William Taft. is
no politician, and they are rightly the old standards. William does
not do things with old-fashioned tools and obsolete methods. Will
liam has an old new way of going to the people with his scheme and
he DON'T care whether the 80 called wise politician approves or not.
Witness Canadian reciprocity. Republican doctrine of long
standing voted for by standpatter, progressive republicans and by
liberal and moss grown democrats, regardless of politics OF any other
consideration -Sheridan Post.
, 1911-08-03
New Wyoming Newspaper

Number, l Vol ], of the Niobrara County News reached our ia
Bile this week. 1t is owned and edited by Hon. 6. M. Winkleman
with u. w. McClintick Is associate editor. The News is another
booster for this great Empire and especially for Niobrara county and
the town of ManvHle, Tits a welcome member of the Wyoming
newspaper fraternity and we wish it every success.
, 1911-08-03
No Hunting or Fishing Allowed

No hunting or fishing allowed up.
on u North Spring creek ranch.
5-ll-H Davis & Carroll.
, 1911-08-03

Mrs. Tessie Masters. who i, en-.
p'oyed as stenographer 10 Denver.
is here on IA visit tp her pir,nt.. Mr.
and Mrs. Geo. W. Griti J..
Hunter, Cistsel & Hunter shippsd
8 cars beef from Canyon Monday for
the Denver market. W. II. Hunter
accompanied the shipment.
P. Fitzgerald, the contractor who
is constructing The High Line Canal
came in from Denver Monday and
went up to works at Tenmile on Tues
day. 3
Mrs. A. A. Ashley is preparing to
open up with IA stock of millinery
goods in the building recently &C.
cupied by B. T. Grady as q restau-
rant.
Roy G. Peck is wearing a smile
that "won't come Oft" It is q girl
and was born Tuesday morning at
$50. Mother and baby doing finely.
Andrew Dahl says he has flushed
hayiug, cleaning everything up in ten
days time. He is o simply wait
ing for the second crop of alfalfa to
grow,
Archie Campbell, c. S. Taylor, C.
G. Poole, William Fitzgerald aud
the Chauffeur, George Edwards, all
went to Rawlins yesterday, returning
this morning.
r. P. Fuller came over from Chey.
eune Monday to superintend the final
transfer of the business of the Platte
Valley Bank over to the Saratoga
State Bank. 4in
Evan Howard was in from the
ranch of W. g. Forney Saturday,
bringing in Mr.. and Mrs. M. Hutch.
%inson, who remained in town over
Sunday. Qua
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. w. Sisson &C.
companied by Mr.. and Mrs. W. g.
Selby, of Marietta, O., guests at the
Hotel Wolf, went chicken shooting
Tuesday. ss. sa
Mrs. P. E. Lefferts and little son
Harry are here from Shenandoah, Ia.
on a visit to her mother, Mrs. Rebec-
ca E. Meason aud the rest Of the
family. ..-a .
Hans Christensen came in from the
Clausen ranch Friday. He reports
the haying on that place all done and
that the hay harvested amounts to
close upon 100 tons.
Mrs. H. ]. CIammer and little
Ruth, accompanied by Miss Mary
Want and her sister, Loretta, were
all down Saturday from the Cedar
creek country.
!, Miss Florence M. Peck and Miss
Kate Miller were down from the Peck
ranch Saturday on a shopping trip.
Miss Miller is teaching the Cow
creek school. aE u ..3 o4
Sam. II. Clamm-r, accompanied by
a party of men, came in from Fl.
Collins yesterday morning. They
were mel bv Juhn Swartz with teams
and taken out into the country.
Mayor NJ. B. McKillip returned
Friday from his visit to Cheyenne,
where he went as a delegate to repre-
sent Saratoga at a meeting of dele
gates from all parts of the country.
A. McMicken vas over from Raw
Inns Monday, having been in a re-
plevin suit brought by A. r. Reeder
of Baggs against jaime G. Wrisinger
OF Brush creek, before Judge Blood.
j. W. Bingham was in town yes
terday, packing up his belongings in
the office which he occupied here occa-
sionally. We understand that DR..
B%unton, the dentist, who came up
from Hanna Sunday, will occupy the
sans Office for the present.
, 1911-08-03
No Hunting or Fishing

No hunting or fishing allowed on
my ranch. All trespassers will be
prosecuted. Rudolf Clausen.
7-20-tf
, 1911-08-03
No Fish License Required

Mayor McKillip is in receipt this morning of a letter from Chey.
enne, which contained an opinion from Attorney General, ID. A. Pres
ton, to the effect that no license is required to fish in the streams of
the state. We will publish the opinion in full next week.
, 1911-08-03
For Sale

Furniture and Household good
including Piano.
BIT, E. W. Devine.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Thenters necornted--

All of Salem's theaters are decked
out in their holiday trimmings today
and the designs formed by ever
greens, Oregon grape, and holly are
indeed pleasing. The Bligh has sew
eral large Christmas trees inside the
auditorium as we'll as near the en-
trance. Ye Liberty's plan of deeora-
tion is also well worked out, the
trimmings at the entrance being es-
pecially good At the Wexford great
care has been taken to liven up the
surroundings and success has been
attained to a marked degree. The or
lamentations are of such a charac-
ter that they can remain on the walls
during the entire holiday season.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
The Feast Of Christmas

The feast of Christmas will be OBJ
served in St Josephs church with
the same solemnities that distin-
guished that great feast from all
other feasts of the year. At 6 100 a
m- Solemn High mass will be sung
by the pastor assisted by Rev C. A.
Maber, the curate of st. Josephs
church, and one of the Benedictine
Fathers of Mt. Angel The high mass
will be followed by five other masses
viz; 700, 500, S;Si, $3.50 and 10. 30.
The church will be tastefully decor
ated and the crib this year will be
far superior to those of former years
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Unitarian Church

Rev. j. A. Cruzan, formerly pastor
of the First Congregational church
of Portland, Or, will preach Sunday
morning at II o'clock, giving a Xmas
sermon on Some Other New Things
Besides a Man Child Born Nineteen
Centuries Ago" The church is stu
ated on the corne of Chemeketa
street and Cottage.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
A Chimney Blaze

A Chimney Blaze
A hurry call came in from the
fourth ward about 10 O'Clock this
morning, and when both houses of
the fire department responded they
found nothing but the chimney of
A. o. Condit's residence on Winter
and Oak street burning out. No dam
age of any kind was done, except
that that the firemen had to wash up
their wagons.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
To Arrange Cases

Miss Mabel Welborn, CLERK of the
Circuit Court has been assigned the
task of arranging all cases which
are to appear at subsequent sessions.
1t is thought that this will do away
with much of the delay which arises
when cases are not assigned until
the judges arrive.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
To Lecture in State

W. R. Lord, author of the Oregon
Bird Book, has advised Superinten-
dent of Public. Instruction Alderman
that he will leave Dover, Massachu-
setts, soon and come to Oregon for
a lecture tour.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
y r y y 4 y **A 4 y y 4
" STATE NEWS. y


The women of Corvallis made an
effort to get a public park but at
the election yesterday the mean men
voted against it 326 to 1877.
Charles Murray, a bartender of
Marshfield, was shot and probably
fatally injured by Goldie Bestcatt, a
lady engaged in ameliorating the
acerbities of bachelor life and the
ascetic drawbacks of single blessed
ness.
A fierce gale whipped the North
Pacific Coast last night and con-
siderable damage was done at Sea-
side and other exposed points
1t is reported that consumption is
prevalent among the children of the
klamath Indians.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Adjourned to Jan. 22--

Judge Galloway, having closed
the circuit court, leaves for Nc
Minnville this afternoon, where he
will spend Christmas with his family.
He will not hold another court ses-
sion in the city until the 22d of
January.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
First Congregational Church Sci

vices.
Preaching by the Rev. E. H. Todd
of the Willamette University at IL a.
m. Sabbath school at 10 a. m. at
which there will be special Chnist-
mas program. In the evening at Z
O'Clock in place of 1880, the Sabbath
school will give a Christmas cantata
under the supervision of Mrs. Pen
nell A welcome extended to all
these services.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Govemor Attends Banauet-

NVNtVHUT hIItIlUS bHnQUeU-
Governor West left for Portland
last evening, where he attended the
banquet given in honor of the gov
ernor of Washington, Oregon and
Idaho. When he returns, he intends
to make trip to Medford to inspect
the work being done on the Crater
Lake road by convict labor.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
+. +. Shnfcr Has just Received

A fine line of leather goods for
Xmas presents: pocketbooks, music
rolls, belts, and other leather novel
ties. Buy them of the rlan who has
the goods an1 the Experience in the
leather line. The Saddle and Har
ness Man, 1877 So. Commercial street.
'2-15-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
"Three Twlns"-

Three Twins, which comes to
the Grand Opera house, Monday, De-
cember %, matinee and evening, is
said to contain more novel features
than all other musical comedies COM
bined, and one of the scenic effects,
the aerial swing weighs 1000 pounds
and is Illuminated with 1000 electric
lights
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
AT Friends Church

Rev Elmer Pempeilor, district sup
erintendent of the Friends church
will speak at the city mission at 8
o'clock Sunday afternoon. Highland
quartet will sing.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Take Your Xmas Dinner

At the Elite Cafe, soc. Plenty Of
room for all, quick service. and
where you will certainly enjoy a din
|ner away from home.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Opening Of Fourth Series

Series No. of the Mutual Savings
and Loan association will be opened
on January 6, 1912. Application for
membership may be made at the Of
flee of the secrtary, 276 State street,
or to c. G, Henderson, authorized So
licitor. A. A. Lee, president.
12-thur&sat-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Some Late Arrivals

Bedside tables. Just the thing for
convenient bedside reading and the
invalid. Imperial Furniture Co. p
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Delayed Shipment

A nice line of baby jumpers and
, baby walkers. Look them over. I'M
Iperial Furniture Co.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

FOR SALE-Excellent new five room
bungalow, cabinet kitchen, bath,
toilet, stationery wash bowl, base.
ment, screened in back porch, lot
east front, one block from school
pavement, carline, stores and meat
market, This is a snap. See HO.
mer H. Smith, the Insurance Man.
Mccormack building. 12-l6-f--
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Is Your Fried the POssessor-

VI a nreplace! Make him happy
this Xmas with a fire set or pair of
andlrons. We have an exceptionally
we'll assorted line this season.-Bu-
rem & Hamilton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Notioe

The general delivery and stamp
windows of the postofiice win be
open from 8 to 10 Sunday morning
All city letter carriers will make a
residence delivery # mail.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
All Members

OF Protection Lodge A. o. U. w.,
will meet at the hall at 100 p. M,
Sunday, to attend the funeral of
Brother A. Patterson. l.. N. West
fall, NJ w.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Mestern union Tel. Co.

Office hours Sunday. Gath, to 10
a. M; 4 to 6 p. m. Special holiday
blanks provided for wiring of Xmas
greetings Call us on phone Main
81.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

Repentance is all right, but no
need Of it Is still better.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
D'Arcy Hall Xmas Dance

Coupon tickets given at door.
Lucky numbers will win. Six prizes.
Ladies free; men soc.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
Just Right

A Christmas present for baby.
nice baby jumper Imperial Furni-
ture Co.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

Remember Xmas Dinner
At the Elite Cafe; everything in
first-class style.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

kemember BeantIful Picture
Is always an acceptable gift. Visit
our art department Special prices
now See display windows at Buren
and Hamilton's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

The Elite Cafe
For your Sunday chicken dinner,
35c, quick service, plenty of room
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
For Sale on Easy Terms

Forty acre farms in Fraser Valley,
b. c., SIS per acre. $50 cash;
$12.50 per month.-Derby & Wilson
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

HON. ]. w. MORTON Of Hood River
county, will open law Office in
the U. s. National Bank building,
room 212, about the 1st of January
1912. 12-1S-2wks-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

Get Turkey or Goose
AT the Independent Market for
your Christmas dinner. Prices right.
Phone 729 12-22-2t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

Hotel Marion
Christmas dinner from to p. m.
Music. 12-22-eod-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

The general delivery and carrier
windows of the postoffice will be open
from 8 to 10 Sunday morning
12-22-2t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23
City NEWS.

X X X X X X x X X X X X X X \;
Christmas Ball.
At the Armory Tuesday night, A
big time for all
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

Bargain Tables (Main Aisle) First Floor

Included in holiday novelties are
made-up Hatpin Holders, Coat Hang
ers, Pin Cushions, Sachet Envelopes,
Hair Receivers, Whisk Broom Hold
ers and dozens of other articles All
at LESS 3s 1-3 PER CENT.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

Sunday Chicken Dinner
At the Elite Cafe, S5c.
DHnce Tonight
At the Armory Good music.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-23

A great collection of handsome hand
bags in variety of styles and sizes.
Extra fine qualities. We must close
them out, so offer them at this ex-
treme cut. Your choice at y PRICE
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-07-11
PHYSICAL STRAINS.
Men Over Forty five Should Take No
Exnaeeiva E~arnian

Men Over Forty five Should Take No
Excessive Exercise.
The physical decay of men over
forty must be more frequently men
toned lest we forget the fact that our
physique was evolved for only thirty
five or. forty years OF strenuous use.
says American Medicine. 1t was not
so long ago that forty-flve was ex-
IRENE old accounting time In the
large way of evolution. Lengthening
Of life has been possible only because
civilization has let up the. physical
strains. so If we continue them we
must expect to break as Of old.
Athletes stop their efforts merely be-
cause they are beaten by younger
men. but the nonathletic seem to think
that it is necessary to keep up exces.
sive exercise, though the tissues simply
cannot stand It. There ia then, no
mystery In the large number of dam
aged hearts now being found. and they
will continue to increase In number
and severity until the medical profes-
sion succeeds In impressing the lesson.
Let US repeat 1t over and over again
until every man over forty or forty
five realizes that he has lived his al
lotted time Of physical vigor and must
ease up the strains to retain his health.
There Is no reason except abuse why
so many men break at 6fty-dve or
sixty. They should be healthy until
seventy or seventy-1ve. and 1t Is our
duty to show how.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-07-11
SEEING A PURPLE cow.
Perfectly Natural Under Certain Con.
ditions. Saws an Artist

Perfectly Natural Under Certain Con.
ditions. Says an Artist.
81. Anthony Dyer, painter Of water
coiors. was explaining the matter to
some possible buyers OF his wares.
Suppose while you are in the coun-
try in summer" said he. you chance
upon Holstein COW grazing on bill
side. Hosteins. OF course you know.
are black and white. The pasture is
green. on at one side is gray IN
painted barn Do you stagger with
surprise when you notice that that COW
is purple? Not a bit of it. II it were
not purple you might reasonably con-
suit an oculist That would be sign
that your eyes needed attention.
"But you may never have tried to
figure out why the cow is purple. Here
Is the answer: The Complementary
color Of the green pasture is red. The
sight of green always suggests red. al
though we don't realize It. Flooding
the scene is the yellow sunshine. The
yellow. the red and the green combine
to tint the grazing neutral colored
cow purple. and purple 1t undeniably
is. as you must admit when next you
encounter one under such circum
stances. Nevermore. therefore. may
you sing with Gelett Burgess:
never saw purple COW
never hope to see one.
New York Press.