The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-02


IAN Ia weli,' the bugle calls.
One flag only furls and falls
Ger the ships in Hampton Roads,
M. r. Ruhier.
When in doubt. the average MAJ
buys liver.
genius is the one who does TO
day what the other fellow thinks he
viii do tomorrow.
The man who has an ambition To
save enough TO bury himself usual
ly saves more than that.
! Many a man who dies and has
! flowers placed on his coffin would
receive more benefit If a fire es-
cape were Included In the offering
The city ought to establish a tax
collectors office at the depot and
levy tax upon every suit case that
brings man from Boise-just on
suspicion.
There is wide difference be-
tween having note In the bank
and having a bank note In the peck
at. and therein lies the difference be
tween complaoency and discomfort
II gave my dog turpentine the
other day." one man said to another
"and II passed two worms That's
nothing. ! gave my dog turpentine
aud It passed two automobiles and
Joe Heifert"
Entirely too many people In this
world are making themselves cross
eyed looking for the street of easy
money. This is as vain and foolish
as hunting for the pot of gold at
the end OF the rainbow,
"You ought to be able to walk
fast, Boise man said to the !
horse editor the other day" as you
are split clear up to your chin. "
only an unauenchable thirst win in
duee him TO go to Boise again,
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Prices are surely dropping. We re-
ceiyed circular letter today an
that, for only 10 cents, |
would be furnished for
artificial whlskey, rose COM
plexion cream and razor sharpen
or.
A woman went into a local store
TO purchase socks for her husband.
The clerk showed her fancy kind
and said he wore them himself
+ DO they wash well?" she asked
Il don't know yet,' replied the clerk
I've only worn mine three weeks.
PA" said Willie, what is the
difference between pessimist and
IN optimism" "A pessimist. my
BOY. lis a man who sees only that II
steak is thirty cents pound am
'ptimist is a man who knows only
hat IL is appetizing."
An Emmett housekeeper sent for I
emil Mech. the plumber. When he /
.rriyed she told him to be very /
aneful because all of her floors {
we're highly polished Don't worry
aid Mr.. Mech, about my slipping q
cause I've got nails in my shoes" I
Abraham Lincoln: | do the very /
est | know how-the very best &
an: and mean to keep doing so
ntil the end IL the end brings me
ut all right, what is said against me
'on't amount TO anything IL the
nd brings me out wrong. ten angels :,
wearing | was right would make ne !
Inference. .
They tell of John Leichty that
9 played mean trick on his hens :
ursng the winter, which accounts
Or his success In always having !.
ice lot OF eggs to sell when they \
ere 80 cents dozen. He tackled n
p large sign reading, Eggs, 8 ii
,nts a dozen" in his chicken house n
nd the hens kept busy all winter
III
A deaf mute married, his wife h
so being deaf and dumb The on
way they could talk to each other
as by the sign-language One
ght the husband was out with the
)ys and didn't reach home until II
o'clock in the morning. His wife n
aited up for him, becoming frantic h
it'll rage as the hours passed. II
hen he reached home she rushed II
wards him, using both her hands
do the jawing. But he got even;
e reached up and turned out
lie light.
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The old family physician being G.