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New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
JAMES IRVING GoRToN.

James Irving Gorton, Superintendent OF
Schools at Ossining, died there YESTERDAY.
He was born on October lj 1892. at North
Rrookfeld. y. Y. He taught school III
Rhode Island for two years and then III
Morrisania AT that time in Westchester
County, but now a part Of The Bronx, ana
conducted boys school there for two
years He went next to Throg's Neck at
that time in Westchester. but now In the
Bronx. and kept a school there for nine
wears He went 10 Ossining i'm January
1855, as principal Of what is now the Broad
way public school. then the only one In tne
village Two others and high school now
exist and Of these Mr. Gorton was super
intendent His wife. FIVE daughters and
son survive him. His brother. Charles r..
Gorton, is head OF the educational system
Of NnnkerE
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
WHAT is GOING ON TO-DAY.

Free admission 10 the Museum of Natural His
tory.
Automobile show. I'D Regiment. Brooklyn.
Motor Boat show. Madison Square Garden.
Convention of the chi Psi Paternity. Hotel
Astor. p. M.
iems of Women Wage Farmers" before IN"
League for Political Education No. . West
4ith street II n. M.
Meeting of tho Womens Republican Association,
Hotel Astor. .. m.
Meeting # the societe Beaux Arts, Waldorf
Astoria. . =. m.
Meeting of the I"sal Aid society. home Of the
prcsident No. - Broad street. 2:30 r. m.
Lecture bv John Graham Brooks. under the
auspices Of the Womens welfare Depart
mont Of the National civic Federation. wal
dcrf-Astorls. ; p. m.
Meeting Of the Board OF Education. hall o'
Dinner TO Miss Ellen Terry. Hotel Astor. even
ing
Dinner Of the cornell club. wsliort-As'orla.
I:3o =. m.
Meeting Of the North side BOARD = Trade,
I3Sth street and Third avenue. evening.
Meeting Of the George Washington Post q. 4.
H.. Hotel Astor. =. IN.
Entertainment and reception ~ the Parke Re
publican club. 35th Assembly District
Nibo's Garden evening
,.barit,. hall Of the International Geneva Ass0-
clatien. Terrace Garden, evening
FIRE. lectures of the Board Of Education p. m.
pnblic school -. No. Ais West 18th street
George Washington and His Times.
George j. Corey. Public school 81. i56th
street and St. Nicholas avenue. Ideals OF
American Art" William - Partridge:
pnblic school 81 Hester. Essex and Norfolk
streets Famous Authors. Dr. Wits
Fletcher Johnson Public School -. ION
strcct east ~ Avenue ", Nature Walks in
omr ,'ity Parks" Miss Nina T.. Marsha "
rubiic school 100. l3sth street. Nest Of Firth
,venuc some Comparisons Between the
I-,ned states and GERMANY Or !. Frank
lin Rrovn: Public School l:. oak and oliver
streets. ''The city Of Washington. Edward
IustIs Parker: Public school lln 1884 street.
es.t Of Eighth avenue. The Results NJ the
French Reyolution.' pr. David = Muzzey
pnhlic school i75. First avenue and 18th
street New York ~ To morrow, Frank
blanchard. Public school 1870. No 24i
isa.t Iioih street. short story Writer'S. 70
v,s Marion Leland Public School l65.
tosth street west OF Amsterdam avenue.
.,Chopin" ." Daniel. Gregory Mason: Institute
ian No. als East lO6th ~. country Llfe
in the West" Rarnum Brown; Public Lib
rsrv No ~. East aG'h street. Unique
t"ni,sd states" charles samuel Tstor: -
Intrs Hall Iiudron street, south - chris
,"prer ''Constantin PIE and the Turks. Or.
udonrd ! hsnAA
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
GARDEN THEATRE
Der Fidele Bauer -

Der fdele Bauer produced last night
ar the Garden Theatre, fully justified its
title. Mr.. konrad Dreher took the part OF
the jolly peasant farmer. and in his sing
inS. acting. dancing. makeup, dialect ana
general drollery made a most mrth pro-
voking son Of the soil-the soil from which
he drcw his raciness and naYvete being
that of the province of Upper Austria. The
book, which Victor Leon wrote not only
provides Mr.. Dreher with an original and
effective role, but tells simple and con
vincing story, and the music by Leo FAN
is full of sprghtly melodies.
The peasant whom Mr.. Drcher represents
Is ambitious 10 see his son rise in the
world and become doctor" that being
the only learned title with which he is
familiar The boy goes TO Vienna. studies
medicine. becomes successful and marries
q girl from Berlin belonging TO family
much above his own in station. He comes
back home only for a brief moment TO tell
his father and sister of his engagement,
and his unwillngness TO have them meet
his bride deeply wounds the simple and
genial parents pride. The latter goes TO
Vienna later, and he and the sister get
acquainted with the new relatives-in-law,
and all ends happily after the first shock
OF surprise and embarrassment
Mr.. Dreher was delightful as the peas
ant. and Mr.. Christian Hauser sang the
part OF the son with good effect, although
the role is unsympatbetic Mr.. Amberg
has provided good supporting company
for the two visitors, and last nights per-
formance, as a whole was highly mer-
torious. Der fdele Bauer is worth get
ting acquainted with. The cast was:
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23

nominated Horace Greeley. lie ln'Ne' %
family TO Dallas. Tex. in 1873. Inc pevp,-
have honored him by four ,,'''e' -,
him 10 serve as Mayor OF Daia'' ""-
him as delegate from the S'a'e ~ -,
to the conventions that nomiha'e' c.
J. Tiden AT St Louis In 1910 a"u .so.
Cleveland at Chicago in lSt anu IoV
He was yice-president ana se".'a '
ager of the Texas Trunk Raiirodu ~ -.
Years He was United STATES a.
the Northern District OF Texas '' a..
CIevelands first administrator
meeting OF the Association oi NJ
Tenn. July 1890: at Jackson M',''' 'u r,',
1891; at New Orleans. In lss1' a"u ~
ingham. Ala. in 1894. he was ul,a""1oI 10,
elected lieutenant general Oh wv ,,,"s,.
Confederate Veterans Of the
sippi Department and was maj
man ~ tho Jefferson Davis Monument AS
cociation
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
ISAAC M'MICHAtl'

Baltimore. Feb. 22.-Tsaac McMithae.
aged seventy-one years. vice-pres'uei'' ""'
general manager of the Great Nor'hN
ern Telegraph Company or CANADA ni'"
in hospital here to-day. MI McMl'haei
came hero from Toronto on FEBRUARY 10
undergo an operation which was tnous"'
70 have been successful hut suffered re-
laps4 to-day. The body viii he taken 10
Toronto
Mr.. McMichael was connected Win '"7
Western Union Telegraph Company Tor y
number. Of Years. latterly as manager OF
division at Minneapolis
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
"BABY MINE" IN LONDON
Margaret Mayo's Farce Well Re-
ceived at the Criterion.
nv Gable 10 The Tribune.

London. Feb. 22.-The American farce,
Baby Nine" produced at the Criterion
Theatre tonight, excited thoughtless
Laughter for over two hours. Wcedon
Grossmith won success for the piece by
his continuous drollery, and was well
supported by Donald Calthrop. Irish
Hoey and Lillian Naldegrave Not
single boo" was heard after the final
fall Of the curtain.
Weldon Grossmith announced in re-
sponse TO rounds of applause that the
author, Margaret Mayor. while she had
been in the theatre, could not face the
audience and express her own thanks for
the reception of her work
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
MARTIN v. WOOD.

Hampstead, Long Island. Feb. 2-.--Nar-
tin Y Wood who for the last eighteen years
had been president OF the Hempstea'
Rank. died to-day AT his home here lie
had been III only a short while. Mr.. Wood
who was seventy-four years old, was at
one time Supervisor Of Queens County
before Nassau County was formed. He
was also interested in number o' ire III
surauce companies in Brooklyn ana Man
haitian. About eighteen years ago 'he
Bank OF Hampstead was organized ana ne
vas it's first and only president He leaves
a daughter. Wilhelmina Wood. vino, 1t Is
said. will Inherit her fathers estate, esti-
mated TO he worth more than half million
dollars
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
TO MOVE FROM NEW THEATRE
"Nobody's Daughter Will Be Trans
ferred. Owing to Crowded Repertory.

The New Theatre announces that George
Paston's comedy "Nobody's Daughter
which has already become popular. VIII ne
moved 10 some other local theatre, pro
yided one may be found. This step -
made necessary. il is said, owing TO
concested repertory which, besides The
Blue Bird" and The Piper will, begin
ming next Monday, include The AFRO"
Maker" Mary Hunter Austin's Indian
uIav. To give the latter piece the requl-
site number OF subscription performances
and Al the same time meet the puohc oe-
mand for the other plays Is Impossible the
management says
"Nobodys Daughter is the play select
ed for transfer. because II can more reau-
ilv be presented on small stage thdH
either The Blue Bird or THE Piper.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
OBITUARY NOTES.

MRS. FRANCES p. ". HARPER, a
negro woman. who was an anti-slayery
lecturer and writer Of prose and verses.
died in Philadelphia yesterday. aged eighty
eight years. She had done much for her
race.
ArPHEUs r. POTTS, one Of the Oldest
jurists i'm Sullivan County. died at Jeffer-
sonville Tuesday night from gangrene. He
was seventy-three years old. Mr.. Potts
was elected District Attorney in ls7l, mem
ber of Assembly in 1879 and County Judge
and Surrogate In 1851. lie was Presi-
Dental cleCtor i'm 1895
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
THEATRICAL NOTES.

senorits Torta iada and tWenty-louI span
isb dancing girls have been engaged TOT '"e
neu, Winter Garden. which Is 10 open dnr-
inc the week Of March s oscar Radln mas
aIso been secured. as musical director
Path the orchestra and the chorus or
"1b. RaIkan Princess" which is no" play
ing al the Herald Square Theatre VIII w
enlarged next Monday night when the pay
moves 10 the Casino.
Mise Emma Janvier is IN have leadlhs
comedy role with Nine. FRITZ Schen IN
'The Rose shop"
.Baby Mine" Margaret Mayo's farce
which is now approaching its 25oth perform
ance I'm New York, was produced NJ ~"
Charles Wyndhams criterion Ihea''e e.
Iondon. last night with Weldon Gros-ini'h
as Jimmy, the baby snatcher.
The first Of the popular grand opera con-
ccrts I'm English ny the Aborn Opera 'oih
many will be given on SUNDAY night Al 'he
Majestic Theatre. "Csvallerla Rustlcaha
will be sung, with selections from u
Trovatore." Carmen" 'Risoleto'
Faust" and Lucia di L9mmcrmoor.
Miss Stella Hsmmerstein and Miss Nlr-
ginia Hammond are 10 play IN ENe'E
woman" which IS TO open AT the heralo
Square Theatre IN Monday night.
Henry B. Harris has purchased from
ceorge Broadburst the lattcr's now play.
The Price" in which Miss Helen Ware
iq IN appear as the star AT the Hudson
Theatre next season.
Miss Kitty Gordon is 10 sing some new
songs at the Fifth Avenue Theatre next
week.
More than two hundred members of Tie
Associated College Women's cubs ~ New
Jersey win attend Tie performance oi
"Chantocer' Al the Knickeroocker Ihcdir'
on Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Dore Lyon viii give the last OF ne,
sories Of Mornings OF opera ana 'olneuS
AT the Berkeley Theatre on frioay' MAI"
at II o clock.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
DEATH OF JAMES M'KEEN
Eminent as Lawyer and Leadinu
Citizen Of BROOKLYN.

James Mcke"n. an eminent lawyer and
leading citizen OF Brooklyn. died YESTERDAY
morning IN his home. No. IS Clark street.
that borough He long had beon q sufferer
from Prisht's disease, but was able 10 go
to his office until last Saturday. when he
contracted cold which settled in his kid
neys.
James Mckeen. as an Independent Re
publican and lawyer OF wide practice for
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
A New German Tenor.

IN Carnegie Hall last night Hans Ellen
son. a tenor. who halls from the opera at
Viesbaden. gave a concert with the heip
of Nine. Cornela Rider possart, pianist,
an American. though now, We believe,
resident of Munich and the Nolpe Or
chestra The lady's playing Of the Rubin
stein concerto in D minor was not com
nlete iov. neither was the singing Of the
tenor. who has a good voice. but neither
grace nor distinction in hts handling or H.
II. T., Is.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
FOR STAGE cHlLpREN's BENEFIT.

Nep, features arranged yesterday for the
stage children's benefit. which is to he heid
al the Metropolitan Opera House on Mon
day. are Miss Viola Allen and her company
assisted by Holbrook Blinn in The Woman
and the Sheriff" a one-act play by bouls
y Parker. and Miss Ethel Barrymore ana
comranv in Barrie's The Twelve Ponnn
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
MRS. CLARK GAINING STRENGTH

Mrs. William a. Clark wife Of the for
mer United States Senator, who underwent
an operation for appendicitis on Monday
I'm Roosevelt Hospital. was reported last
night to be In a satisfactory condition.
The surgeons said she was gaining strength
and that everything pointed TO a speedy
conyalescence
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
CUBAN CONGRESS AoJouRNs'

IIovara Feb. p. --Congress adjourhcd IU-
day to recoDyene ON April |. bill vas
.''.a ,,,,Linc large reductions IN tho du'
pau i,a,'nr,s "T raw, sugars. This action
Va Va tsknn merely fol the purpose OF con, con
formine 10 ihe yiews of the liasu' s"s%s ,rs
conference, the imporllnt,,i%na nothing.
mere amounting 10 pTacoe""'
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23

Ueslin. OF the Roman ca''o''
Natche,. died at IL o'clock to-n's"''
p,.hon I1osl,n vas born in Ireland IN
,s,7 t,o studied theology under the Laza'
rist Fathers at Boulisny SEMINAR '."
Orleans. and became A member Oh the ide
ultv Of ST. Mary's College ne was "
dained a priest in 1869. and was assigned 20
the New orleans Cathedral ana ia'er ~
St Patrick's church and the Churcn o'
81 Vincent de Paul. in that city as as
sis,snt priest. He became pastor OF d,
MichaoI's Parish. and remained thfre un'i
he was consecratcd Bishop ot Na'cneA'
i'm 1850
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
NEARLY s5,ooo,ooo GERMANS
Census Figures Show a Gain Of 1856
603 Since 1905.

Berlin, Feb. 22.-The official census, which
ended in December last, shows the popula-
tion Of Germany 10 be 64S96.ss1 The fig
ures in 1905 were 6o64l,2Is. The population
of Prussia is % 151. DC
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
CEMETERIES.
THE wOODLawN CEMETERY

is readily accessible b. Harlem train from
Grand central station. Webster and jerome
avenue trolley and by carriage. Lots $3.50 Up.
Telephone 4S55 Grsmercy for Book of Views
or representative
One 20 East 23d 81. New York city.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
TWO BISHOPS coNsEcRATEo.

LeaNcnvorth. Kan, Feb. % The Right
Rev. John Ward was consecrated bishop
of the Leavenvorth diocese here this morn
ing. Tho Most Rev Diomede Falconio.
apostolic delegate 10 the United States.
was consecrator and the Right Rev.
Thomas r. Iilis. retiring Bishop. who be-
comes coadjutor 10 Bishop John Hogan of
Kansas city. Mo. and Bishop John Cum
ningham Of Concordia. Kan, were his as
sistants
Grand Rapids. Mich, Feb 2?.-Monsignor
Joseph Schrembs, OF this city, was to-day
corsecrated auxiliary Bishop Of the do
ccse of Western Michigan and titular
Bishop ~ Sophene Archbishop Moeller OF
cincinnati delivered the sermon following
Ihe mass.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
GENERAL w. T. CABEII

Dallas, Tex. Feb. 92.-General W. T.
Csbell one OF the best known ex-Confed.
crates in tho South. died at his home here
tonight.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
I>DERTAkERS.

FRANK r.. CAMPBELL 2ii-3 Nes, o5d 81.
Tel 1924 Chelsea
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
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New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
MARIE

HYDE -GILGEPT-on Tuesdsy. Tebrusry u
r. Manninr. n r. rector OF Trinity Parish
cecilia Emily. only daughter ot the late Or
Matter Bond Gilbert. az oxford. England; for .
Nep York.
Notices Of marriages and deaths must be
ACCOMPANIED BY full name and address.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-23
BISHOP THOMAS HEsLlN.

xo,choz Miss. Feb. H.-Bishop Ihoma.
III, 81 tho Roman Catholic Diocese OF
>,e,n,c, ,,od a, II O'Clock tonight.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16
DEATH OF GUS slckENeER.

Gus Sickenger, a we'll known resi-
dent of this city. died this morning at
s O'Clock at his home on West Third
avenue after lingering illness, from
tuberculosis of the spine. Mr.. Sick.
enger made gallant fight for life long
after medical advice pronounced his
case hopeless, and we must all ad-
mire courage. He was very patient
and accomplishing and bore his af-
Fiction bravely.
He leaves wife and FIVE children
the eldest being a bog Of about IS
years of age. Many kindly thoughts
will go out to the widow and orphans
in their hour of sorrow, and helping
hands will be stretched out to help
them bear their burden.
Mr.. Sickenger has brothers in the
east. and no funeral arrangements
will be made until word has been re-
ceived from them.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16
WHAT WE NEED MOST.

Durango, Colo, Mar. IL, 1911.
Edeitor Evening Herald.
Dear Sir:
Having been a resident Of this city
for thirty years and noting the slow
advancement in developing and open
ing up to the civilized world. one OF
the very richest countries on the globe
and why 1t is so slow is simply on &C
count Of no railroad into this part OF
the country.
pleasant conference with an old friend
Of mine from New York, who repre-
sents several millions OF dollars. He
gave me to understand that there were
the east looking for investment and
that II we had a good railroad in here
SO 1t would be possible to get in and
with safety that this country would
what he thought of project to build
an electric railway from Durango to
Gallup. His reply was 1t would be q
paying investment, and that now was
the time to do 1t. l explained to him
OF the great resources for power by
harnessing the water power OF this 10
cality In which to generate the electric
power to operate q railway system
that might be constructed. He said
the time Ia ripe for such = project
and would at no distant day be put
into effect In speaking Of the unde
veloped resources of our country, he
said there were great opportunities for
capital and that just as soon 40 we
get railroad In here Just SO soon will
capital flood in here, for Investment
and development.
r. T. PEARSON.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16
A Fierce NIoht Alarm

is the hoarse. startling cough of q
child, suddenly attacked by Group. Or
ten it aroused Lewis Chamblin Of Man.
chester. O.. (R. r. No. ~ for their
four children were greatly subject to
Group. Sometimes in severe attacks"
he wrote. I'VE were afraid they would
die, but since we proved what a Ger
tain remedy DR.. Kings New Discovery
is, we have no fear. We rely ON 1t
for Group and for coughs. colds or
any throat or lung trouble" 90 do
thousands of others. 30 may you. Asth-
ma. hay fever, Ia grippe, whooping
cough. hsmorrhages fly before 1t. Soc
and 81. Trial bottle free. Sold by
all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

to this whole business. II the San
Juan saloon people will run an orderly
house The Herald will not bother
them. If they do net reform the con-
duct of their business we shall con-
tinue to go after them" Just the same
as any other violators Of the law and
we guess that the folds of the Ameri-
can flag will protect US in that event.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16
Kills 4 MurdarAr.

A merciless murderer is appendicitis
with many victims, but DR.. Kings New
Life Pills kill 1t by prevention. They
gently stimulate stomach, liver and
bowels. preventing that clogging that
invites appendicitis, curing constipa-
ton, headache. biliousness. chills. 25c
at all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

The New York judge who sentenced
the man. who stole two pies from a
bakery, to ten lashes on the bare back
was too easy on the thief. We think
such actions should be punished very
severely and we'd have made him eat
both pies instead of whipping him.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

Most men are like the Salvation
army in this respect, they don't like
to pray or do good deed unless the
big drum has been pounded long
enough to get good big crowd to-
gether to see 1t done.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

AS we see it the plea for giving aid
TO the starving Cinnamon is only a
proposition for us to feed them and
keep them alive until spring 30 that
Russia can go there and find some
body to kill.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

We're getting at least part of our
money back for the same week that
George Gould paid a million dollars
for an English son-in-law an Ameri-
can sold an Englishman a spurious
gold brick for several thousand dol.
lars,
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

We always thought that the ratio
OF 16 to had something to do with
the proportion OF things that a man
gets as compared with the number OF
things he goes after.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

A goose is only large edition OF
= duck. yet . woman who is pleased
to be called duck will get mad II
you call her q goose.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

The Good Book speaks about the
voice of the turtle being heard In the
land at spring time but We think the
sound of the hammer and the ''ker
flop" Of the paint brush would be a
good noise in Durango.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

, 1t takes . mighty big han to run
his own house and it takes mighty
big story to run the whole town, but
every town has merchants who try to
do 1t.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

Spend your money with your friends
and the good advertiser is the friend
who helps your home paper. A little
skinny advertisement is usually indi
catlve of the kind of bargains the
advertiser gives.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

There is nice thing about this avi-
alton business and that is that the
prizes offered are always 80 big that
II the aviator gets killed the family
get enough money to bury him In xxx
SfBle
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

When man tells you that he Is un-
able TO get any kind OF employment
although he is willing to work for very
small wages you can generally set It
down In your book that only soft snaps
are invited.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

1t has always been our idea that TO
run for president on the prohibition
tichet would be nice way OF getting
political exercise without much excite
ment OF brain flag.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

Miners must be greedy people for
ed for gold in quartz and we know that
to get 1t in pints would tickle us
till we'd have spasms.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

We have never felt any very great
friendship for the devil but we'll say
this, that we believe that he is asham-
ed of the actions of some of his fol-
lowers.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

A society note in the Hiawatha
(Kansas) World: "a Hiawatha wom-
an whose husband has an auto. says
she wishes he would run 1t into a
telegraph pole and knock hell out OF
1t, for she is tired OF taking in wash
ings to keep 1t running"
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

A man should always pray for
strength to be as good as he thinks
he is. but he also should remember to
give thanks that he is not as bad as
his enemies make him out to be.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-03-16

Ws cow oas Hundred Dolass Reward fus -
- = CstAsSA thas cannot b cured BY AAsS
FL CHENEY 90. Tussdo. O.
"a - undas1igned. have known y. J. CheoSy
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