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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28
Ii ACKhiAIllNa TRusT.

What IS believed TO De gigantic
trust composed OF handsome women,
has been uueartaej in Piushurg-
The business of these women IS to
urev upon that type OF man who is
susceptible 10 che wiles of every at
kaetIve woman who comes alonSl
and who has more money thn
brains.
Tho women who engage iE this
sorf Of ning are bad enough. but
the men who make their game pos
sih.e arc worse Most of then. 0c-
cany high places in social and bus
ines. iye bm are lhe real curses
ol modern society because their ex-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

Tulsa World Francis J Heney IS
on the chautauqna circuit this sea
son. and is urging the cities to take
over their own utilities This is n
fine theiry. Az a theory it is emf
nently sound But We are not quite
ready to accept il without trial
As we see ii the people through
their Representatives. nave moi made
such snining success OF municipal
government as justiiies the assump.
tion that they will do any better With
the public utilities than the inter
egIs that now own them II the peo-
pie VIII exert thmselves they can
own and operate public utilities in
an eminently satisfactory manner.
So could their ordinary government.
But they don't in the one instance
and, we suspect, they wouldn't in the
afher
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You have ali remarked the differ
/ ence between the circus bll and the
/ performance Possibly yOu have
abused the circus man for exaggefa-
ton, but the circus men are not much
| worse than other men in making
their bills greater than their perform
ance.
never knew but one girl who was
not good loking at seventeen.
Some women just naturally know
how to use dry goods, and ] imagine
they do not work any harder than
those who think and think. and try
on and then don't look Well.
When I become one of the Fatz,
do nos intend to amuse the oafers
by engaging IN ball game with the
Leans
Advise man to submit to a dan
gerous and Unnecessary operation.
and he VIII probably do it But ad-
wise hin ~ exercise IN the open air
and look to his diet, and he wont
do It.
VIII a lodge man really DO more
for his members than for other peo-
pie?
We all promise more than we can
perform.
About the ugliest creature in the
world is tall, slim boy wearing
spectacles.
How often the peoFle applaud
when YOU do not approve.
a mortgage VIII do aore to in
duce q man to pay a debt promptly
tham LLLemlshin. or h0nOE
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Reclprocltv Eatified

/ Chicago RecordHerald The vie
ltory marks progress. political moral
Industrial. And there is glory enough
in IT for all
Chicago Tribune This may have
been poor politics It was good Amer
icanism, and tn the end 1t will be ap-
proved by the American people
Washington Herald. At last all
has been done that the Uni-ed States
can do toward clinching this interna-
tional agreement for better relations
and mutual advantage.
| New Orleans Picayune. Well. il our
4 American people are determined to
TRY free trade by loading an the ma
| tional taxes on corporations and In
comes they are entitled to have their
way Whether it is TO come through
reciprocity or otherwise the result
win be the same. If our agricultural
labor. as well as that Of other indus
tries, is 10 compete with the pauper
labor Of Europe, we Will have TO make
the best OF it.
Atlanta Journal. OF prime import
ance is the fact that the passage OF
the Canadian reciprocity bill is a for
ward stride toward the principle OF
free trade 1t Is a definite step in a
great Democratic policy, vital blow
against the unjust system represent
ed in the Payne.Aldrich act
New York Tribune The reciproc
ity policy is neither partisan nor sec
tional Its purpose is broadly nation
al and it aims only at benefting the
country as a whole
Brooklyn Eagle; The new agree.
ment viii, after a lapse of nearly half
a century, re-establsh an economic
bond that cannot fail to grow strong
err as the years progress and which
no party on either side OF the line.
will be in any haste to disrupt un |
less it should contemplate political
suicide.
Baltimore sun: Now, ii the insurg I
ent Republicans are sincere in ali 4
their clamor about the farmers, let I
them show their sincerity ly voting 4
10 pass lNtSt NdflN bit9f anu ~ 5tN1 Il
The President the opportunity to re-
deem the pledge he gave when he
was candidate. for q downward re-
vision OF the tariff
New York World We trust that the
newer and closer relations which Il
now rests with her 20 conclude will
forward and prosper Canada greatly (
IN the swift industrial Development /
10 which she looks In The twentieth /
century. And we have tull faith that
{ viii aid iu keeping tor her un0rOs
IN the peoples peace with us and
With an the world.
Philadelphia Public Ledger; The /
passage hy the senate of the measure |
providing for reciprocal trade con
.essions between Canada aud the
United states Is the most important
,iece of legislation aud the most use.
ul and valuable act Of constructive /
craftsmanship since the day John
sherman announced the resumption
Il sppcie payment
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THE CAVALIER.

tBent2town Bard, in Baltimore sun
Carry me not To battle.
Where the red shells roar ana rain
Carry me not 70 conflict
On HE fields Of blood agalnl
Carry ne not TO thunder
or The crimson fields OF Mars
For ! MN the cavalier, my love,
or The music OF the stars.
Carry me not 10 carnage,
Where the sabres flash and swing.
Not TO the roaring trenches
Where the hosts Of the battle spring.
Garry me not to warfare
Of hate on the fields OF strife
For an the cavalier, my sweet.
OF the holy peace of life!
Garry ME not 10 battle,
Bring no dark charger forth.
Nor either the plume of the daunt
less south
Nor the lanes Of the northl
Oh, holy beneath her window
in the moon Of the lilac land,
| who am cavalier Of love,
Would biQe and take my standt
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) BRlLLlANTS
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Il thou hast crushed a flower,
The root may not be blighted;
u thou hast quenched a lamp.
Once more 1t may be lighted
Felicia Hermaus
Never an age, when God has need Of
him.
Shall want its man. predestined by
that need,
TO pour his life in fiery word or
deed
The strong archangel Of the Elohim.
&C. $ Burleigh
There's fun la eyerythng We meet
The greatest worst and best;
Existence Is q merry treat
And every speech q Jest.
u Rodmau Drake.
And thus he bore without abuse
The grand old name of gentleman,
Detained hy every charaltan
And soiled with ail igno9le use
-Teunyson-
Those friends thou hast and their
adoption tried.
Gapple them to thy soul with hoops
of steel.
But do not dull thy palm with cater-
tainment
OI each new matched. unuedged COM
rade. Shakespeare.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28
HappIest eIrl In lincoln.

A Lincoln, Neb., girl writes. 4
had been ailing for some time with
chronic constipation and stomach
trouble. | began taking Chamber
lain's stomach and Liver Tablets
and in three days l was able to be
up and got better right along. ! am
the proudest girl In Lincoln to find
such good medicine" For sale by
all dealers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

Nov thag the bones Of a prehstor
ie monster have been found III Ohig.
some persons will begin 10 believe
that Boss OK haa 4 predecessor.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

Right in your busiest season hen
you have the least time 60 spare you
are most likely to take diarrhoea
and lose several days time, unless
you have Chamberlain Collie Chob
era and Diarrhoea Remedy at hand
and take a dose on the first appear
ance OF the disease. For sale by
all dealers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

The wife of that PENNSYLVANIA mis-
sionary IL douhly blessed lr having
disease that scientists have never be-
fore observed and one that will
make IL impossible for her to return
to the west coast of Africa"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

shoe merchants report the feet OF
American Women are larger than
they formerly were The SAME thing
in tIaie tn China. and for similar rea
sons
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

Aiopps sister wnz married t'day She
wore white lnlle an no ieWehY. 'cept
a few pins shown Cheer up, Tiers
nobNddy eFer'buddy likes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

STRAWBERRY CREAM PUDDING
Halt package Strawberry THE Az
TON GOODS Ice Cream Powder
heaping tablespoon THE ALTON
GOODS Corn starch. dissolve m pint
boiling Miik. thicken by boiling. stir
constantly. Serve Ritl Cream Sauce.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

81 Louis reports 4 man who liY@d
on water for week ana lost his
mind Mhan water sets on the BRAIN.
ii usually has that effect
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

The journey OF Il paris reporter
around the world may show snat the
trip can be made in forty days, but
II would he Ike going gagged to q
as.iaa1araaf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

A few slightly used pianos for sale
az q bargain. Bank Loan company.
brokers, 20S w. Harrison.-B
Eeinherger
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

The entering wedge has now been
inserted into the tariff wall The
sfssAt saaiHE II sa drive II h5ac.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

DR.. Saran A. Burns. chiropraooot
has moved her Office to $40 z. Okla
homa avenue, phone l156.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

Chicago Record-Herad. The yie-
tory marks progress. political, moral.
industrial And there is glory enough
in II for all
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

Chicago Tribune This may have
been poor politics It was good Amer
icanism, and tn the end It viii be ap-
proved by the American people.
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Washington Herald. At last all
has been done that the Uni-ed States
can do toward clinching this interna-
tional agreement for better relations
and mutual advantage
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-07-28

NNF yVNT HN VAFTIUTl ~ NdNaNce a-IW
pel year hy mail III advance 400
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
1T WORKED WELL.
His Schsmo Succeeded Even Though
II Did Upset the Family.


It Did Upset the Family.
An excited man rushed into the of.
fee Of a banker with his mouth full
of words
Say" he paused. you remember
well enough that J was in here for TWO
hours this morning. don't you-mebbe
two and n half. but two anyhow"
The banker nodded that be recalled
that fact
"Uh. buh." went on the excited man.
slightly relieved. land those two hours
or more included the hour between 10
and II o'clock. didn't they? You re-
member that. don't you?
'Ah. am glad you remember. Now.
II my wife calls up and asks you If |
was here right in sight every minute
of the time from 10 TO II you could
tell her so fruthfully enough. couldn't
you? Good. What do you think ?
You know that fellow Smith that lives
right next door TO us? Always seem
ed like a nice fellow. hut what do you
s'pose he did This morning: On his
way by the house be tells my wtfo
that I've Just been arrested for Insult
ing a woman down on rhe public
square about 1920 and that then
got into fight with her husband. who
managed TO punch my face for me be-
fore the police got there.
smith thought it'd be a great Joke.
I s'pOSe YPh Funny one. wasn't II?
And now my wife called me up and
won't believe there wasn't anything
TO H. Says rbe reports may have been
exaggerated hut surely something
must have happened. Gee. I'm glad
you're able TO prove an alIbi for me.
Well. !. must get along. This things
upset me 50 that I've had to let my
work just sort Of slide"
The banker waited for the wife 70
call him up. intending TO do every
thing in his power for the acQuittal of
his friend In about three-quartPrs OF
an hour the friend came rushing in
again. This time he was smiling and
was less excited.
"It's all right" he said Here's
how it all happened. My wife had an
awful spell of hircOuGhing and ran
over to rhe Smiths to see II they knew
any way TO stop it. Smith had heard
that sudden fear or sudden consterna-
tion would stop II. so he faxed up the
story abont me insulting the woman
His scheme worked. except my wife
wouldn't believe him at first when he
told her that he'd just said It TO stop
hiccoughs Everything is all right
now, though Smiths terribly sorry
about It. hut he meant well enough
New York Herald.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
FOOLED SALT WATER SAILOR
City Bred Buffer, Measuring Depth,
lie Led to Believe Perdition Is
Nearly Reached.

The skipper Of the W. H. Oliver
was in reminiscent mood as he sat
in the hotel window watching the
many theater lovers wade through
the mud on their way to the brilliant,
ly lighted entrance.
That long, slim fellow there re-
minds me of the Waterman / had on
the ship last year." he said. He was
city-bred but when he came on board
the ship would not admit he was any
thing but a salt water sailor. | first
saw him on the fo'c'sle. slushing
down the deck. l asked him where he
came from.
~ just blew in from salt water he
replied, and l knew in a minute he
was handing me bunk.
He was so willing to show he knew
everything that We fixed up joke on
him when he was casting the lead up
on Superior in fog. The mate left
him casting on the fo'c'sle calling the
depth and tasting the butter TO place
the location. In the end OF the lead
there was tallow to catch the soil on
the lake bottom. By the soil we could
tell where we were at
The new Waterman heaved the
lead. The mate stepped forward and
when the lead came ever the side
substituted one which he had heated
to red hot color in the furnace at the
place where the tallow was placed.
How deep is it?' l cried.
About five fathoms,' he answered.
What's on the butter?' l called.
HE brought the lead to his lips,
touched his tongue to the hot tip and
jumped a foot in the air, dropping the
lead on the mates foot.
"Great God, captain, stop the ship
he beloved. We will be in hell in
five minutes.
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Notice.

United States Land office, Boise
Idaho, October ., 1911.
| To Whom il may concern:
/ Notice is hereby given that the
State Of Idaho hasfiledin this
office the following list Of lands,
to-wit, NW4, Sec. "a, 7. IN. R.
, W. 100 acres, List 3, and the
NJ SWl4 and the SEA SW4
and S z SEA and Let l, Sec. 9,
IT. 7 n, R. W, 23S.S6 acres. List
g., and has applied for a patent for
said lands under the acts of Au-
gust IS, 1894 C2S Stat. 372-422),
June II, 1896 C29 Stat, 434G
March 8, 1901 (31 Stat, 1888
.11SS), the act Of May p, 1908
C3j Stat, 31T-347l. and j. R, of
May %, 1908 CS5 Stat, SD, re
lating ito the granting Of not to ex-
coed three million acres of arid
land to each of certain States; and
that tina said list, with its &C
companying proofs, is open Tor
the inspection OF all persons in
tereded, and the public generally.
Within the next sixty days fol-
lowing the date Of this notice, pro-
tests or contests against the claim
Of the State to any trac described
in the list, en- the ground Of fail
ure to comply with the law, on
the ground of the nondesert char
acter Of the land, on the ground
of a prior adverse right, or on the
ground that the same is more val
liable for mineral than for agricul-
tural purposes, will be received and
noted Cor report to theGeneral Land
o flee at Washington, d. c.
WILLIAM BALDERSToN, Re
gister.
FRED. V. TINKER, Receiver.
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Why He Lauqhed.

Miss Marie belonged TO the old
south. and she was entertaining q
guest of distinction.
On the morning following his ar
rival she told Tilie. the little cotored
maid. to take a pitcher of fresh water
to MIR. F'irman's room and to say that
Miss Matte sent him her compliments
ana that if he wanted bath the bath
room was at his service.
When TilIie returned she said:
II tor MIN. Miss Matte, en- be
laughed tit to bus hiSself."
Why did he laugh, TillieT
81 dunno"
What did you tell him?"
Jus what you tot me TO-
"lfllie. tell me exactly what you
said
Il banged de doah. and l said. MIR.
Firman. Miss Matte sends you her
hub. and she says. Now you can get
up and wash yoself." "-Lippincotts
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
Notice to All sheepmen.

Notite is hereby given that the
following is the sheep inspection line
between summer and winter range
in Canyon and Boise counties:
Commencing at Horseshoe Bend
bridge, in Boise county, and oil
lowing the Payette river to En-
NETT bridge, thence north along
the west road going north 20 Haw
creek, thence north by Indian val
ley road TO WashingtCn county line.
According to law all sheep must
be inspected before crossing this
line, and for violation of same own
ers and persons in charge lay them
selves liable 10 fine.
All owners are warned no-to eros.
this lire without ho-diIg a clean
certificate ard are requested to
notify the Live Stock Inspe tor in
plenty OF time when they cross the
line so he can inspect their sheep
without delay
Sheep viii be inspected for any
contagious disease and if affected
the disease must be eradicated be-
fore a certificate VIII be issued.
c. B. KNOX.
Live Stock Inspector or Can
yon and Boise counties.
J. H. WEBER, State ysterinar-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
Notice OF Assessment

Enterprise Ditch Company, Falks.
Idaho.
Notice is hereby given that at a
meeting of the Directors of the
above corporation, held on the STU
day of September, 1911, a assess
met of $3.50 per share was levied
upon the capital stock Of the
corporation, payable before October
R. c. Streeter, Secre-
tary, Emmett, Idaho.
Any stock upon which this assess
ment remains unpaid on the 5th day
of October, 1911, viii be delinquent
and advertised for sale at public
auction and unless payment is made
before will be sold on the 4th day
of November, 1911, to pay delin-
quent assessment, together with cost
of advertising and expenses of sale.
R. c. STREETER, r. F. D., En-
nett, Idaho.
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Humor qza Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
FRIENDSHIP.

On, friendship is a fragile plant
That should with care be tended,
For oftentsrnes the closest one
Is easily offended.
And by i very careless turn
It's tender buds are blighted
When # Is farthest from your thoughts
To have an old pal sighted!
IT'S not enough to say Hello"
And hurry to your labor
Without inquirIng as 70 health
On meeting some old neighbor.
You have to stand around and chat,
Though minutes may be priceless.
'Twould never do to pass him up
And go away adyice!ess.
A friend who really IS a friend
Is wort h your best endeayOr
And your most earnest ways and means
To freeze to him forever.
And, though you may find need for
him
Not one time out OF twenty,
It's when you do. the prOyerb says,
You need him good and plenty.
And, after all. the only thing
To give life zest and meaning
Is friendship and remembrance bright,
Though seas are intervening.
To smooth the little jars that come
And make time sweet and sunny
So do not slight the friends you have
Or slip to them bad money.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
Careless About Appendicitis in
Emmett.

Many Emmett people have stom-
ach or bowl trouble which is likely
turn into appendicitis. If you have
constipation, sour stomach, or gas o
the stomach, try simple buckthorn
bark, glycerine, ETC., as compounded
in Adler-i-ka, the new German APP
pendicitis remedy. B. B. Davis says
that A SINGLE DOSE of this simple
remedy will relieve bowel or stom-
ach trouble almost INSTANTLY. Z.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
Notice for Publication.
Serial No. 0S3S6
Idaho Coal Withdrawal I.
Department of the Interior

Idaho Coal Withdrawal I.
Department of the Interior
U S. Land Office at Boise, Idaho
August %, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that JOSEPH
L. Reed, of Emmett, Idaho, who, on
March l, 1910, made Homestead En-
try No. OS3S6, for Sl2 NW4 NV 4
NWL4, Section Is, NE4 NEA,
Section II, Township Nortn,
Range I West, Bois Meridian, has
filed notice OF interi zion to make fl
nal Communication Proc to st F.
l!sh claim to the land above des-
-toed, before W. T. Crouch, Z. S.
commissioner, at Emmett, Idaho, on
the Sth day of November, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John o. Butler, of Caldwell, Ida
no;
Nellie Dewey, Rudolph F. Peter
man, and Reuben B. Shaw, all Of
Emmett, Idaho.
WM. BALDERSTON. Register.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
Notice for Publication.

Idaho Coal Withdrawal No. l
Department of the IEteric-.
L. S. Land o flee at Boise, Idaho,
August 80, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Mary
F Ross, Of Emmett, Idaho, who,
on October Is, 1909, made Home
stead Entry, No 07+14, for Sa
SE4. Section 3, Township North,
Range 1 West, Boise Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make
final Communication Proof. 10 estab-
lfsh claim to the land above des-
cribed, before W. T. Crouch, [. S.
Commissioner, at Emmett, Idaho,
on the 9th day of October, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles F. Gaylord, Johnathan A.
Hiatt, Clara Dedman, and Dixon D.
Sasser all o. Emmett, Idaho.
WM. ~BALDERSTON, Register
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
When you have a bad cold yol

When you have a bad cold you
want the best medicine obtainable
so as to cure it with as little de-
lay as possible. Here is a druggists
opinion: Il have sold chamberlain
Remedy for fifteen years." says En-
Lollar of Saratoga, Ind, "and con-
slider it the best on the market"
For sale by the Davis drug stores.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
TimelX Warming.

The recent publication of the memoirs
OF celebrated English university pro
feSSor. Oscar Browning, recalls ia
nous epigram. said To be one OF the
u;vSt adrlirahle ever composed. Ii was
perpetrated by brilliant pupil. j. h.
Stephen. upon the professor, who was
somewhat inclined To corpulency:
.. B., on be obedient
To nature stern decrses.
FOR. though yen De nut enc . b.
You may De too ooetsi
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
Delinquent Notice.

Last Chance Ditch Co., Emmett, Ida-
no.
Notice is hereby given that there
is delinquent upon the following des
cribed stock, on account of assess
ment levied on August 26, 1911, the
several amounts set opposite the
names Of the respective shareholder
to-wit:
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19
He Was Lucky.

An Irishmam who was always cheer
full and happy 20 lucky appeared on
the street Que morning IN a badly bat
tered condition. bur still smiling and
clipper He met friend. and the
following dialogue ensued:
by til powers. its BORN lucky
am"
"Phwy do v think so:"
y was hit be automobile just as
was starrin f'r III shop yiStherda'
mornin' Ii made me sthagger. an a
cop pinchpd me for bein dhrunk. l
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-10-19

wor licked In tight. an later | wor
blowed tfty feet high be a premachOor
blast. When come home Dugan's
goat butted me into tn house. an the
nuld woman wor layin' fer me wild a
inllin' pin"
An in III name av the saints, do
fez call that lucky?"
sure. Amt alive this mornin'?-
Cleveland Leader.