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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16

Judge Ben. H. Lands, defending wo.
man suffrage, said of an opponent:
He objects because he misunder.
stands. His description of woman suf.
frage is about as wise and accurate as
the little boys description of the Eas.
ter circus elephant. This little boy
seeing an elephant for the first time
on Easter Monday, shouted: oh, pop
look at the big COW with her horns in
her mouth eating hay with her tail!'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
SOCIETY WAS SHOCKED
Mrs. willie" Carter Appears
in Hotel in Tights.

Philadelphia, Pa, May 10 Mrs.
Willie" Carter of Bryn Mawr, Eng
land and Newport, has sent another
SILVER down the backs of Philadelphia
society.
She did it unconsciously recently,
when she walked into the Bellevue
Stratford, the hotel of Philadelphia,
attired in nice. green tights. and, to
make the sensation greater, Mrs. "Wil.
lie" took that portion of the evening
when the corridors of the hotels are
thronged with the best people of the
city and some of the fringe"
To be sure Mrs. Carter did not ap-
pear in quite the same costume as
some of the stage favorites do before
the footlights. The evening was a
triae chilly and for a time she GOV.
cred the tights with a wrap, but after
she had strolled around the corridors,
calmly threw it back from her should
ers, showing nearly all of the tights
from ankle to waist line.
AS she paraded the corridors. she
made an excellent "Rosalind" in LAS
You Like It," only little more so.
Rosalind's costume is deep ma.
room. Mrs. Carriers was bright
green and it showed of excellently in
the bright lights of the hotel with the
dark background of the heavy drap
cries.
Mrs. Carter in her rambles through
the hotel was accompanied by WON
an friend. whose identity has been
carefully guarded. Neither Mrs. Car
ter nor the friend has been seen in
public since the young society leader
who even has had the honor of being
presented to the king and queen OF
England, caused such a sensation in
the hotel.
BY the time they had been there
for five minutes the word had gone
forth that there was a real shaw in
the Bellevue" Persons who never had
entered the hotel before crowded
through the doors to see Mrs. Carter
She calmly allowed them to gaze at
her and continued the conversation
with her companion.
Society heard today that Mrs. Carter
is about to take another trip abroad
She had planned to go to Newport fol
the summer and the trip abroad APP
parently is precipitate. and some per
sons are mean enough to blame 1t al
upon the green tights.
When seen at her Bryn Mawr home
she acknowledged that her husband
had not been taken into her confidence
on the advisability of wearing the cos
tune, but farther than making this
admission. she refused to discuss hel
affairs. She even showed two men re
porters the door and forced them to
walk back almost five miles to the de
pot. but she confided to some of hel
friends that this action was necessary
because the reporters had become i'm
pertinent and had asked. will your
husband apply for a divorce, because
of the tights episOde?"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
With "Miss Nobody"

Miss Olive Vail, the well known pri-
madonna with A. w. Singers big mus.
ical revue. miss Nobody from Star
land" which is to be presented here
at the Gennett next Monday will soon
have two summer homes and one of
them will be In the state of Ohio. The
actress owns a summer place at AS
bury Park and the other is nearing
completion at Toledo Beach. Toledo
Miss Vail expects to have big house
warming about the fourth Of July. Miss
Wallis place at Toledo Beach is a six
room bungalow with veranda running
clear around the house which will be
fourteen feet wide. Her dining room
and sitting room is built SO that it can
be turned into q small dancing parlor
at a minutes notice, the furniture be.
ing arranged and the walls being built
SO that the things can be slid into the
walls, leaving the rooms bare. This
Is the actresses own idea and will no
doubt prove very convenient for par
ties. Miss Wallis father who is prom
inent architect of Los Angeles. Cal. is
responsible for the plans of the sum-
mer home
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
CONCERT SINGER TO
BE MARRIED IN JUNE

Chicago. May 16.-vesta Victoria.
the English music hall singer. 10 to be
married In Chicago next month. The
bridegroom Is A. l.. Catcart, wealthy
merchant OF Winnipeg. Man. and the
marriage will be celebrated some time
after May 80. Miss Victoria wired
news OF her engagement to Col. w. A.
Thompson. manager OF the American
music halls here and distinctly declar.
ed that thedc would be no waiting at
the church for her"
The honeymoon will begin immediat.
ely and the pair will go from Chicago
TO Leeds. Eng, where they were child.
hood sweethearts before Miss Victoria
became famous and before Catcart
came to Canada.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
A Dime Better Than Two Niekeis.
A professional panhandler approach

A Dime Better Than Two Nickels.
A professional panhandler approach.
ed a man crossing City Hall park and
demanded a nickel. which the man
good naturedly handed out. saying. Il
suppose that goes for glass of beer. "
'Surest thing you know" replied the
panhan6ler unblushingly. And. by
the way. while. we are on the subject
l have now in my possession two nick
els. Would you mind giving me ten
cent piece for themy'
II will on one condition" said the
man. whose curiosity was aroused.
whats the answerT'
"Well. you see. it's this way" ex-
planned the panhandler. III have a
dime l go into q saloon and ask for
beer. have a nickel comeback. which
enables me to ambie over to the free
lunch counter and oil up. Maybe you
don't realize that getting change over
the bar gives a man certain tone
that doesn't belong to him If he just
coughs up q nickel."--New York Sun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
WHAT 10 SOAP?

This 10 a matter which few except
chemists understand. Let US give you
. little information. Soap IL q compos.
ition of fat and alkai. which, II prop
erly proportioned and treated. re.
suits In new chemical product which
bears this name.
The best cleanser in the world ia
soap-pure soap. In which the ingred.
tents are scientifically combined. The
cheap soaps" with which the mar.
ket 10 flooded. contain SO much alkali
that fabrics washed. with them are
soon ruined.
Try Hewitt's Easy Task soap
which 10 the true blend of tallow. CO.
coanut oil and borax. and see the rap.
Id Improvement In the wash and the
hands which do Il.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
GOV, MARSHALL WlN
One Book Course in Geogra-
ply Is Adopted.
palladium specially

indianapolis. May I6.- Governor
Marshall won his point in the state
board of education meeting yesterday
and brought about adoption of one
book course in geography for the COM
Frye's book. similar to the advanced
geogrrahy now used was adopted at
80 cents. with an exchange price Of IS
cents. Gordy's history. price IS cents.
exchange IS cents. was adopted for
five years to take the place of Mont
gomery's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
Rice In the Orient.

Rice Is wet" that grown for the
most part in flooded land. or dry"
that raised on uplands. Its growth In
those regions where civilization has
penetrated least Is pathetic. Parts Of
the east are still covered with virgin
forest Of tall trees. Underneath all Is
dark in heavy shade. Creepers Irvine
up hundreds Of feet and are all topped
on with indescribable orchids. all hunt
ing Tor air and sunshine. In the thick
wood a suitable spot Is chosen. for rice
they must have or starve. Under
growth ID cut out and staked and
hedgcd around to make fence for the
little rice farm.-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
How Is Your Weight?


ME IL is true that TOO much
weight is not to be desired yet the
fact remains that many men and wo-
men are trim to the point of danger.
This danger lies In their having no re.
deadly diseases A little extra flesh
is needed by all to feel well and to look
how best to increase the weight. ply
Sicians and chemists by experiments
have solved the problem of increasing
the white and red corpuscles of the
blood, by the administration of grain
hypo-nuclane tablets, and this is al
ways followed by an increase of
take for a period of several months ac-
cording to directions with package.
You will like the prompt action of
Pain-Away pills for headache and acute
pain. Druggists.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
ANOTHER WONDER OF SCIENCE.
Biology Has Proved That 0andrun ID
Caused by . Germ.

Science In doing wonders these days
3n medicine as well as mechanics.
Since Adam lived. the human race has
been troubled with dandruff. for which
no hair preparation has heretofore
proved n successful cure until New
bros Herpicide was put on the mar
ket. II Is a scientific preparation that
kills the germ that makes dandruff or
scurf by digging into the scalp to get
Mt the root OF the hair, where 1t saps
the vitality; causing itching scalp.
falling hair. and finally badness. With.
out dandrufY hair must grow luxur.
iantly. II Is the only destroyer OF
dandruff. Sold by leading druggists
Send 10c In stamps for sample to The
Herpicide Co.. Detroit, Mich. One dol
lar bottles guaranteed. A. G. Luken
4 CO.. special agents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
A Rival.

why do you always say. As scare.
% hens teeth!"
because they are about the scarces.
things IN the world"
''More scarce than men who enjoy
bearing about the cleverness of other
peoples babissr-Chicaso Record
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
Turtle soup at Ed Cutters,
4O3 South 9TH St., all day
tomorrow.
oriain Of q Famous saxina.

VTtUIU OF u V2n'UuS 0ay1u9s
Euclid, who is sometimes called the
father Of mathematics. taught this
subject in the famous school at Alex
andria. Being asked one day by the
king Of Egypt (Ptolemy Soter) whether
he could not teach him the science in
a shorter way. Euclid answered in
since. Sire. there is no royal road to
learning" Not many scraps Of CONVEX
sation have lived. as this reply has. for
1900 years.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16

California lion hunters did pretty
good business last month, according
to a recent report issued by State
Comptroller Nye, which shows that
thirty-eight lions were killed in TWEEN
ty-two counties, and the state has paid
total of $3.50 for the scalps. Men,
docino county leads the other coun-
ties, five lions having been brought to
earth by hunters up there.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
REST AND HEALTH 70 MOTHER AND CHM.

MRs. wtNsLow's SoorutNa SYRrr has hccn
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS Of
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
SOOTHES the CHILD. SOFTENS the GUNS.
ALLAYS all PAIN. CURES WIND collie, and
IS the best remedy fer DIARRHQ.A. II Is alb
solutcly harmless. be sure and ask for Mrs.
Wiuslow,s Soothing syrup" and take no other
kind. Twenty i've cents = bottle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
Fox9love.

In some places In England the fox
glove IL regarded with awe as a
witches lower" the peasants saying
that the witches use the bells Of the
blossoms a. thimbles. In most parts.
however. the wee sma' folk that bode
no Ill" are the beings that "sweetly
nestle in the foxglove BELLS" and in
Ireland the plant II called the fair.
can
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS

Have you overworked your nervous sys-
tenn and caused trouble with your kid
neys and bladder? Have you pains in
lc;ns. side. back and bladder? Have you
a fabby appearance OF the face and I'm.
der the eyes? frequent desire to pass
urine? II so. Williams Kidney Pills will
cure you-Druggist. Price Soc.
WILLIAMS MFG. CO.. Prone. Clsvelari Ohio
For sale by Conkey Drug &C.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
Luck.

Tommy-Pop. what is luck?
Tommy's Pop-Luck. my son. Is what
comes to a man who has the oppor-
tunity of buying something for a mere
song. but who can't sing.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
The Mac Leans.

The Mac Lean Stock company GER
tainly played an interesting bill last
evening at the Gennett theater.
Dads Own Girl" pleased everyone
and with Mana Bryant in the leading
role II was finished performance in
every particular. 1t tells the story of
simple New England country folk.
Clean throughout with a wealth of
good comedy well handled and staged
with the same careful detail Mr.. Mac
Lean always expresses. The bill to.
night will be THE Slave Girl" story
OF Russian life. a play of thrills and
laughter. with a full exposure Of the
white slave trade in Russia. Miss
Miss Mana Bryant charmingly por.
trays the role of Zitka the slave girl.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-16
A Bird In the Hand

A Bird In the Hand.
A woman is a person who would
rather have her husband at home o.
nights than in the Hall Of Fame.-Gal-
weston News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
SPECIAL EDITION FOR THE EARLY FALL.

The postponed Special will be published
when the wheels OF
accustomed vgor
0
Special Edition. postponemen
complete presentation Of
What Americas county adjacent
looking
be Special
Tourist Agricultural
t will be Special FOL the Investor
purpose
particularly
this
wamelons, canteloupe, potatoes cane
that in this territory We will
these will Special
CUTS pic
fresh the bat that will
This Special Edition be made thoroughly
development possibilities of Sumter
tell all about their various public features that
general public
delay will appear JUS,
the time, activity
moving hope
fitness when the in
tempting locations, plantations
merchants openings aren inviting
This Special Edition will
Recorder They love
with them, well purpose pro
county Tmes-Recorder
peculiarly will
country will feel pardonb
he will story picture do much %
hasten the incoming truly desirable im-
grants.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
FINALLY They Got to Fighting.

Bishop Woodbridge Of Kentucky was
discussing the Southern mountaineers,
among whom he las lived and worked
for many years, says the Philadelphia
Times. The question of family feuds
was brought up and the bishop related
the following aneodote:
"A certain family had attended re-
union, which terminated in a free-for-
all fight The offenders were taken be-
fore the local justice Of the peace, who
questioned an old woman as to the
particulars of the fight. Her descrip-
ton was typical of the mountaineer' 5
attitude toward strife and bloodshed.
"'Well, Judge, she said, 'Jem Lewis
got into an argument with Hank
Budds Budd smashed Jem over the
head with a stick of cordwood, busting
his head open. Then Jem's brother
slashed Hank up with butcher knife,
and Lou Barry shot him through the
leg Larry Slower went at Lou with an
axe, and then, judge, we just naturally
got to fighting"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04

An interesting account of a remark
able matrimonial Mecca in Tennessee,
whittier clipping couples from all parts
of the states come to be united by Mr..
Burroughs, the Marrying Parson," ap-
pears in the Wide World Mr.. Bur-
roughs runs an hotel especially for
the accommodation of runaway couples
and has performed weddings in all
sorts of exciting circumstances.
Some years ago a mountain boy and
girl rode up to the door of Mr.. Bur-
roughs' home on mule, the girl seat
ed on a coffee sack behind her lover
The love-smitten youth was clad in a
suit of Kentucky jeans, and wore a
weather-beateh slouch hat and brogan
shoes. The girl on the coffee sack was
gowned in white, with blue dots, and
wore an India rubber engagement
ring Pulling on the rein to stop the
mule, the youthful mountaineer yelled
'HeIlo!' ana the parSon came to the
door.
SIS this Their place where yer marry
folks?" queried the rustic.
Eyes, sir"
"How much do yer charge for mar.
ryin'?" .
According to a mans purse, sir
Would two dollars and fifty cents be
too much
Il ken beat tibet in North Carolina.
And without waiting for another Of.
fer the youngster spurred the old mule
and rode off, the girl clinging to hin
with both arms.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
Too Much Ceremony.

A Cincinnati drummer happened to
be put at a table at Columbus with a
number of Legislators, and the courtly
way in which they addressed each 9th
er greatly bored the commercial trav-
eler, says an exchange 1t was "Will
the gentleman from Hardin do this ?"
and THE gentleman from Franklin do
that They invariably spoke to each
other as the gentleman from whatever
country they happen to hail from.
For ten or fifteen minutes the drum
mer bore it in silence.
Then he suddenly crushed the states
men by singing out in stentorian tones
to the waiter, will the gentleman
from Ethiopia please pass the butter?"
That ended the gentleman from"
business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
A Pertinent Question.

In Southern town one morning a
negro called upon a neighbor. He was
met at the door by his friends wife
and the dialogue ran something like
this:
Kinder cold dis mawnin,"
Kinder Think mebbe it's gwine to
rain"
"Mabbe it is. Is Dan in?"
'Shor! he's in"
kin / see him.
no, Stree"
But l want to see him bad"
us sorry but you can't see him
Dams dead"
Go way. You's jokin',"
mo, amt jokin'. He's dead all
right"
'He die sudden?"
''He die very sudden"
"Yo' sure bout dat?'
"Jest as shore as kin be-"
At this point the caller hesitated a
moment and then added:
HE say anything bout "a bucket o.
whitewash befo' he died?"-Lippin-
colts Magazine.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
Changed His Order.

In little restaurant where the wait
er insists upon slamming down your
plate or saucer, man had ordered a
sandwich and a cup of coffee. Then he
decided to put an addendum to his
order
Gimme a plate O. that country sau-
sage, too" he told the waiter.
Just then the accident happened.
Somebody stepped on the tail OF a
small, anaemic looking yellow dog that
had followed another customer into the
restaurant. The dog gave three STAG
cato yelps.
"Just countermand that order for
sausage" growled the man with the
face q didn't know you had to go and
make it. "-Washington Star
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
Americas, Ca, May 4, 1911.

~ = = 4 \ + y
= THE SAINT OF SIMPLENESS. :
y = = y = = '
o little saint of simpleness, come IN
come in and make
Our lives a little simpler for the sake
of living's sake.
A taste for simpler happiness ana SIM
pier ways TO find
Contentment for the spirit and amuse-
ment for the mind
O little saint of simpleness,
Be thou at each ones door
To help us see how beautiful
Life even if it poor!
The roaring world Of energy and mer-
riment and vice,
Is teaching US that luxury is all there
is of nice,
But if a little saint like thou were at
our sides each day
Perhaps the pity Of it all might fade
and fall away.
0 little saint of simpleness,
To thy shrine let US come
For gentle, holy litanies
When brazen trumps are dumb.
Beside our gates, o little saint, thy
shrine of wayside bloom
Erect that every wind that blows may
watt US its perfume;
And help US through its simple grace
to make ourselves content
With totling and little love and
homes sweet sacrament.
All, little saint of simpleness,
Were that a fact, then we
Could want no other shrine to kneel,
No other saint but thee!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
y = y y y y =
= STORIES
= WORTH READING.

Argument From Analogy.

Argument From Analogy
"A hungry customer seated himself at
a table in a qufck-lunch restaurant
and ordered a16hicken pie. When it
arrived he raised the lid and sat gaz-
ing at the contents for while, says
Everybody's. Finally he called the
waiter.
Look here, Sam" he said, what did
l order?"
Chicken pie, sab
And what have you brought me-?
Chicken pie, sab"
Chicken pie, you black rascal" the
customer replied. Chicken pie? Why,
there's not a piece of chicken in It,
and never was"
Oats right, boss-dey amt no
chicken in it"
Then why do you call it chicken
pie? I never heard of such a thing.
Oats all righ., boss. Dey don't
have to be no chicken in chicken
pie. Dey amt no dog in dog biscuit,
is dey?"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04

\ 4 y + + ~ 4 \ \ \ \ 4 i
= THE LAND OF DREAMS. :
: 4 ~ = 4 y \ \ :
Christine Davis)
The sun is going to sleep, dear,
Out in the golden west,
Shutting his great bright eye a while
To the let the tired world rest.
The birds are softly grooming
Love songs sweet and low,
And the night winds rock the rosebuds
Gently to and fro.
SO close up your sleep eye, dear,
And list to my lullaby;
will tell you about the dreamland
You will go to by and by.
See, here is a ship of moonbeams
Sailing across the floor,
1t will bear you away before you can
think,
Right to the Dream Kings door.
A troop of laughing FAIRIES
viii lead you to the King,
And you shall dance among the flowers
And hear the fairies sing.
So close up your eyes and hurry away
While the fairy lamp still CLEANS;
But you'll come back home in the
morning
From the beautiful land of dreams.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
Not Permanent.

Doctor, | wish you had not pre-
scribed rock and rye for Johns case of
influenza"
Did it not cure him."
Yes, but he has had one relapse at
ter another ever since. Houston
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
EXPLANATORY RHEUMATISM
IMMEDIATELY RELIEYEn

Morson L. Hill, of Lebanon, Ind.
says: My wife had infammatory
rheumatism in every muscle and joint;
her suffering was terrible and her
body and face were swollen almost
beyond recognition; had been in bed
for six weeks and had eight physi-
clans, but received no benefit until
she tried DR.. Detchon's Relief for
Rheumatism. 1t gave her immediate
relief and she was able to walk IN
about three days. l am sure it saved
her life." Sold by Eldridge Drug
store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04

Trade with home merchants when
ever it is possible to do so, especially
those that are liberal enough in their
business policy to solicit your trade
through the local paper. You can al
ways depend upon it that they are also
liberal in giving you value received for
your money -Vienra News
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-04
Modern Miracle.

B;nks a5ides in Brooklyn. Gust Il
minutes from Grand Central" he says.
Kinks houses in Harlem and swears
It's only eighteen minutes from Grand
Central"
But when the Hinkses dined with
the Binkses in Brooklyn last Sunday
they found that the trip one way took
one hour and f1fty-seven minutes.