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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14
PROMINENT
SCHOOL
TEACHER
Relieved of a Severe Case OF
Nervousness by Pe-ru-na.

Mrs. r. G.
Moore, 1915
New Braun
fels A v e.,
S an A n
tonic, Texas
w h o h a 8
been proni-
n e n { as a
s C h o o /
t e a C he r,
writes:
sit gives
me pleasure
to testify to
t b e merits
of Peruna.
81 suffer-
ed from gem
eral debility,
n e r v o u S
and asevere
cough. Pc
runa cured
me-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14
COLLEGE GLEE CLUB ABROAD.
CaiifOrnians Will Give Concert in
Paris, London and Berlin.

New York, June 14.-The passenger
list of the outgoing liner Pretoria to-
day included fifteen members of the
Glee club of the University of Cali
fornia, who will give concerts in
Paris, London, Berlin and other Euro
pean cities. 1t is the first time that
an American college has appeared in
this role.
On its trip across the continent, the
Glee club will give sixteen concerts
between San Francisco and Chicago
The men will return to America on
JULY So
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14

Mrs. NJ. p. Curry, P. o. Box SIS,
Petersburg. III. writes:
st have been troubled with internal
catarrh since my girlhood, and was
sick in bed for three months. T had
pains all through me. When 1 was
able to get up 1 was so weak and thin
that I could hardly walk. What ate
disagreed with me. I had stomach
and liver trouble, and my feet and
limbs were swollen so 1 could scarcely
drag around.
CT took Peruna and it has done
wonders for me. My cure was a sur
prise to my friends, for they never
expected to see me well again I just
took two bottles of Peruna after doc
toring for five months and growing
worse all the time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14
creditors Can't Touch Postal savings

Akron, O., June 14.-Deposits made
in the United States postal savings
banks cannot be attached by creditors
in any state in the Union, according
to Postoffice Inspector George Pate,
who today completed his first inspec-
ton of the bank opened at Barberton,
o. Absolute secrecy must be main
tanned as to the identity of depositors
and courts are helpless in any attempt
to force postmasters to produce their
records.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14
SHOEMAKER GETS FORTUNE.
Joseph Miller. Heir to S25O,OOO,
Works Week Out.

Burlington. n. J., June 14-Joseph
Miller will quit his bench in a local
shoe factory this week, following the
receipt of news that he is the sole
heir of a fortune of more than $780,
600 left by Nine. Nonchezi, cousin,
who died intestate in New York city
a few weeks ago
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14
Walker Leaves Norton.

Norton, Kan, June 14.-Mr. NJ.
Walker, who has been with the Foster
Lumber company, has resigned his po-
sition here and has moved his family
to Detroit, Mich. Mr.. Charles H. Day
of Colby, who has been with the COM
pany for some time, is now in charge
of the yard
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14

have already begun to predict that
things are going to the bow vows To-
cally in a financial way. These grum-
blerS should follow the example of the
dry farmers in western Kansas ana
boost instead of predict that a dire
calamity is going to befan the COM
munity. Those tfIlers of the soil out
west when one crop fails just go to
work and plant another
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14
MONEY
RAISING
SALE!
Csc
Socks
for
Sc
Soft
Collar Ties
to Match


am new in the clothing business, and over bought
have a large which must turn into cash at once
Therefore will sell at cost this week.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-14

You can always find what you w
furnishing Store, and at prices that
a few of our special bargains me
this store visit, it means saving
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
ANNIVERSARY
OF ST. PETERS
German Church Celebrates
With Special Service

The thirtieth anniversary of st.
Peters German Lutheran Evangeli-
cal church. Kreischerville, was cele-
brated with a special service at the
church on Sunday morning. Rev.
DR.. Jacob Ganss, who has been the
pastor of the church for the past
t~wenty-nine years, preached a spec
iaI sermon and gave a history Of the
church from the time of its organi-
zation, october 8, 1881, up until the
present time. OF the seven survive
ing members OF the church at the
time Of It's organization only four
we're able to be at this service. There
were forty-four persons who organ
lied the church In 1881. In connec-
tion with the celebration there was
some special music. Alfred Ander-
son, of Tottenvflle, rendered a violin
solo and Oscar Ommundsen sang a
solo. Vincent Eth, organist, was in
charge OF the music. Edward Gahss,
of Jersey City, who was the church
organist for sixteen years, was also
present on this occasion and played
as an accompanist.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
ITALIAN SHOT
BY C0MRADE
Frank PuIIano is Dead; His
AssaiEant Escapes.

Frank PullaDo, forty-two years
old. an Italian laborer, Is dead at his
home in Willow Brook road near
Bulls Head, Staten Island, and his
assailant, Martin Procopio, has made
good his escape after the shooting
which occurred In front OF the resi-
dence OF the two men about $40
O'Clock Sunday night, Pullano was
killed instantly and Procopio took
to the woods and has not as yet been
captured. The shooting was the re-
suit of an argument which, II is said,
the two men had Sunday afternoon.
Both men, who resided in Willow
Brook road, were employed by the
Wood Harmon Company on their
property on Staten Island.
A general alarm has been sent out
by the police, who believe that the
murderer Is still In hiding on the Is
land. Detective George H. Cole has
been put In charge of the ease and
he. with the assistance of the police
on the island expect to land their
man behind bars. Coroner William
H. Jackson, Of New Brighton, who
was notified, too charge OF the body
OF the dead man and gave d permit
for the burial. Every ferry and-ave-
nue. OF escape Is being watched by
the police to prevent the escape OF
the man who did the shooting. The
police have a good description of
the murderer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
LAUNCH TUG
AT ELLIS YARD
Westerly Takes Initial Dip
in Sound.


The tug Westerly, owned by Vest
erly Towing Company, of Westerly.
Rhode Island, was successfully
launched at the shipbuilding plant
of H. G. Ellis and Son in Front
street, Tottenville, about 2.45
o'clock yesterday afternoon Amid
the blowing OF whistles on land and
water the new craft took its initial
dip in the Staten Island sound. Az
the boat slid gracefully from the
ways after the last block was
knocked out from under Its keel,
Mrs. Frank Valentine, OF Wood
bridge. and Mrs. Ellis, Of Totem
vile, the sponsors. christened the
boat with champagne. The tug,
Jacob Heath, of the Arthur Kill
Towing Company. brought the new
tug back to the dock again. a. ID.
Hillmann, OF Brooklyn. the designer
was down to witness the launching.
The new boat Is se~venty-eight feet
over all. eighteen beam and even
and a half feet deep In the hold.
The new boat Will be taken,to Man
haitian to the J.. w. J. Sullivan Com-
pany Machine shop in Manhattan to
have It's engine installed, after
which 1t will be brought back TO be
completed. Ellis and Son have q
contract to build several more boats
during the coming months.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17

INTERESTING
PROGRAM YESTERDAY


Another interesting program was
given by the Philemon Literary and
Historical Society at its weekly
meeting in the lecture room OF st.
Pauis M. e. church. Tottenvilles
Papers were read by Mrs. George
w. Slaight and Mrs. Ralph Saun-
Gers. Mrs. Slaight's paper was on
Law Code and the Caste System"
and Mrs. Saunders paper al on
"Lauskrit Language Drama and
Poetry. The musical part of the
program included AZ piano solo by
Mrs. w. j. Yetman. After the pa
pers we're read a general discussion
took place On the Caste and the
Women Of India" The ~alternates
to the City Federation to be held at
Hotel Astor in Manhattan on Oeto-
Der 81, were named al this time.
Mrs. Benjamin William presided and
announced the first guest day OF
the season to be held next Monday
At that time Robert Richie of the
New York Sun, will give a talk on
his personal experience in Mexico
during the recent revolution. Mr..
Richie represented the Sun at the
scene of the hostilities.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17

II you nave something to trace
Gut an advertisement In our en-
enanga column.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
PLEASANT PLAINS

Miss Gertrude GIovers, Of Jersey
City. visited here Sunday.
Mrs AZ a. Rrown vas IN Manhat-
tan yesterday.
CT g. Chillingworth has left Krei-
~scherville and gone to West Palm
Beach. Fla, for the winter.
Cornelius Shea was In Perth AM
boy yesterday.
Mrs. s. velanzo has returned from
Morristown.
Joseph Peidl was In Tottenvine
yesterday.
Charles sharrot was in Perth Am
boy yesterday.
Mrs. Enln.et Crispin has returned
to Brooklyn.
Samuel Wort has recovered from
a recent Illness.
Walton Nance was in Manhattan
yesterday.
A meeting of u. s. Grant Council,
Jr. Q. y. A. M, was held In Amicitia
hall last night.
William Westcott, Of Kreischer-
Vile, driving q wagon In Prince Bay
avenue q few days ago, came near
meeting with a serious accident
when a rear wheel came of. He had
to return home after another wheel
before ne could proceed.
Richard Harris, OF Westheld ave
nue.. reports killing a large hawk last
week while walking through Mason's
woods. He will have the bird stuffed
and mounted.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
MORRIS STEIN CAPTURES
DOG THAT BIT SISTER


Morris Stein, sixteen years old,
son OF David Stein, a tailor living at
No. s Harbor road, Mariners Har-
Dor, was praised yesterday for cour-
age shown IN Saturday night when
he beat off and captured a rabid dog
that attacked and bit his sister
MoIlie, nine years old. The dog
sprang upon the little girl and bit
her In the hand. The brother drove
off the dog, pursued 1t for more than
half a mile and finally captured him.
He threw his coat over the dogs
head and dragged him, barking and
swapping, to his home. After lock-
ing the dog in a shed, he called a
policeman who shot the animal.
The little girls wounds were eau
terized and she was taken to the
Willard Parker hospital in Manhat-
tan for treatment.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
A Pint Of UnSquaIed
Cough Syrup for Soc


You ma not need ths a. which a b0-ceni
bottle Of Pinex Y yoH, bus you do need
the wonderful effectiveness Of this famous
cough remedy. II viii usually stop the
mott obstsnate dsep-scated cough inside OF
"a hours, and has no equal for whoopinq
cougb,
A 63oent bottle Of Pinex, mixed with
homemade sugar syrup, gives you a full
pfnt-a family supply OF the mosb pleaRsas
and effective cough remedy you ever used
Easily prepared In 1vs minutes-direotions
In package.
The way this takes hold Of q cough and
gives instant relief, will make ron regret
that ycu never tried it before. StimuIntes
the appetite, Is slightly laxative and tastcx
good-ohildren take Il willingly. 1t has c
wonderful record In Gases Of ~inoipient
lung trouble and Is splendid for Group
asthma, bronchitis, Throat trouble, etc.
Pinex Ia a special and highly concen-
trated compound of Norway White Pine
extract, rich in gusinool and other natural
healing pine elements. Simply mix. with
sugar syrup or strained honey, In q pint
bottle, aud 1t Ia ready for use. Used In
more homes in the u. s, and Canada than
any other cough remedy.
Pinex has often been initiated, but never
successfully, for nothing else viii produce
the same results. The genuine lie guaran-
teed to give absolute satisfaction or money
refunded. Certificate OF guarantees Ii wrap
ped In each package. Your druggist has
Pinex or Will gladly get 1t for you. II not.
send to The Ptnex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
SCHOOL CLUB MEETING.

Henry Constantine, Of the school
faculty, will be the speaker at the
meeting Of the Progressive Club in
public school No. 8. Pleasant Plains,
tonight. Mr.. Constantine will give
an illustrated lecture on the Spanish
American War. In connection with
the lecture there will be an excel
lent musical program. Everybody is
cordially invited to attend this meet
Ing, the second one of the season
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
TOTTENvILLE

Miss Margaret Stanton has re
turned to Tampa, Florida, after (;
visit here.
Mrs. Susan Boyd, OF Amboy ave
nue., with her daughter, Mrs. Henri
WalHng, OF Port Monmouth, are Wis
iting Mrs. Yates, at Trenton.
Mrs. Abram M. Sprague is III al
her home In Butler avenue
Andrew Clausen. tai home from
New Haven, Conn, on Sunday
NalsntiEe.nNo na
bridge. visited her parents here yes
terday.
Mrs. George Hoehn was In Mammal
tan yesterday.
Patrolman George Wischerbrinl
returned to duty yesterday after
his annual vacation.
Jennie OsBrien, daughter of Will
liam O'Brien. OF Main street, who
has been seriously Ill, Is recovering.
: Mrs. Theodore Leven will enter
tain the Thimble Club tomorrow.
Judge Rawson will reconyene the
county court again tomorrow to
close up what cases were lett oVeI
from last week.
Company g 18th regiment meets
tonight.
Bentley Lodge Odd Fellows met
last night.
Richmond Temple, Knights Of
Pythias. held q meeting last night
in *. Of p. hall.
Tottenville band held It's weekly
practice last night.
Washington Council, d. OF L.,
meets tonight.
A meeting of the Daughters OF
Ruth Of South Baptist church will
be held at the church tonight.
A rehearsal of the Footlight Dra-
matte Club will be held tonight In
X. of P. hall.
II you nave something to trace
gut an advertisement In our en-
mango ra7ayyvn
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
MRS. METCALFE TO BE
H0N0RED GUEST OCT. II

Mrs. Mary Lawton Metcalfe, who
managed the Department of Educa-
ton at the recent County Fair, Is to
be honored by City Federation Of
Woman's Clubs at the Hotel Astor
at the convention to be held on Fri
day, October ~. Mrs. William
Grant Brown. president, has invited
Mrs. Metcalfe to be a guest Of honor.
Since 1891, Mrs Metcalfe has
been identified with the relief work
of the Island, and first county sec
rotary Of the Kings Daughters of
Richmond. She recognized the
Daughters League OF Needlewomen,
In October, 1895, which has dis
tributer 10000 garments among
labortng women and children.
At the beginning of the club sea-
son, Mrs. Metcalfe urged those OF
Staten Island to eliminate the
fancy work" OF simply providing
"a feast of fine reasons for organic
Ing and to take off kid gloves and
attack the situation by working to-
getheT practically to encourage the
blending Of interests in school and
home around the physical, mental
and spiritual needs of children.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17
FIRST FUSION 4

The first fusion rally and ratifi-
cation meeting of the campaign will
be held next Wednesday evening at
SchIitz's hall, Port Richmond.
1t will be under the auspices OF
The Observation-Disclosures Democ-
raey. and speeches Will be made by
the various candidates, including
Magistrate Joseph B. Handy, Coun-
ty Clerk c. Livingston Bostwick,
John Timlin, Jr., Oliver T. johnson,
George S. Scofeld and Frank Fog
gin.
Music will be furnished by Profess
sor Corcoran and his band, of West
New brighton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17

RECEIVE WORD or DEATH.
Word was received here last week
Of the death OF Amanda La Forge,
wife Of Timothy La Forge, Of Brook
lynn. Mr.. La Forge Is brother or
John f.. La Forge and Mrs. Alfred
Moore of Tottenvflle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-17

Restores color to Gray or
Faded h~air-Removes Dam
druf and invi&orates the Scalp
Promotes a luxuriant,
healthy hair growth-Stops its
falling out. Is not a dye.
Sl.N0 and 500. at Drna Stores or direct upon
receipt of price and dealers mans Send 10c-
for sample bostle.--Philo Hay Spccinities Co.
Newark. N. j.. u. {. A.
Hays Haraina Soap IL uneausIed
for Shampooins the hair and keeping the Scalp
clean and healthy, also for red. rough chspped
hands and face. 25c- II Drnafists.
REFUSE ALL sIIRsTITuTES
#. A. SEAMAN
BARNEKOV e PETE
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
State of Virginia E,

In the Clerks Office of the Circuit
Court of Shenandoah County, to-wlt:
The Peoples National Bank OF
Strasburg, Complainant
VS. Attachment in Chancery
E. L. Folk and E. P. Gerhard, each
in his own right, and as partners
trading as Strasburg Manufacturing
Company, E. L. Folk and Thomas
j Ely, partners under firm name OF
E. L. Folk & Co., and C. W. Bus
hong, Defendants.
The object of this suit is to recover
against said E. L. Folk and E. P.
Gerhard, each in his own right and as
partners trading as Strasburg Manu-.
featuring Co, the sum of to wit S390S
40, and accruing interest, and to at
tach their property or effects, to-wit
all the assets. property, stock 10 trade,
and other effects and all the rea
estate of said opartnerShip, in Shen.
andoah County, Virginia, and Il
shares of 500 90 each of the capita
stock of The Peoples National Bart
of Strasburg, Virginia, standing OF
the books of said Bank in the name
of E. L Folk, and 10 shares of 800 Ok
each of the capital stock of The Pc
Piles National Bank of Strasburg
Virginia, standing on the books a.
said Bank in the name of f.. P. Geb
hard, which said banks are in the pos
session of Fred D. Maphis, Cashie'
OF said Bank, to take an account o
all the debts due and owing by sait
CO partnership, the said Strasbura
Manufacturing Co.. to whom due, ;tnt
the dignity and priority thereof, anl
for general relief.
1t appearing by affidavit that sait
E P. Gerhard is a resident o
this State, it is therefore ordered tina
the said E P. Gerhard appear witnir
fifteen days after due publication 0
this notice and do what is necessary
to protect his interest.
GEO. w. MILEY, Clerk.
:. B. GUYER, p. q.
dec-1 4w
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
Farm N0teS1

If the sheep are kept on the
pastures too late, they will cal
right down into the roots, anc
do more harm than grass will dc
them good.
Any time from now till April
is the time to spray the orchard
with lime and sulphur to destroy
the San Joe scale, which is liable
to be found also on roses and a
number of other ornamentals.
Do not try to raise hogs on an
exclusive corn diet. Give a
variety of feeds such as can be
ptodnced on your farm in such
relotion to each other as can be
met to the varied needs of the
swine system.
When alfalfa hay is thrown
down for the other stock, and
the leaves Shatter, it is well to
save them as they are fine fol
fowls. Dampen them Few
hours before feeding and they
will green up as in life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
A Correction.

In a town of such size that
every one knows every one else,
it is often customary to speak OF
people by their first rames, even
when one would not do so to
their faces. The butcher is
known as Joe" Smith, the
grocer as Frank" Parsons, the
lawyer as will" Andrews--and
no offe1se is meant or taken.
One day friend was helping
a teacher of the industrial school
to put hats and coats on forty
little members of the kinder
garten class. Two little tow
headed girls attracted her at
tention, and as she tied theiI
hoods she asked:
Are you Charlie Porter's lit.
tie grip" Two serious little blue
eyes looked up. as the elder re-
piled:
His name was Charlie when
he was little boy; he's Mr.
Porter now"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
A NOVEL INTRODUT n.

DR.. Howard Co. Makes Specia Price.
The DR.. Howard Company have en-
tered into an arrangement with
Schmitt's Drug Store, by which q
special Introductory offer will be
made OF Is cents on the so cents size OF
their celebrated specific for the cure
OF constipation and dyspepsia.
Headaches, coated tongue, dizzi
ness, gas on the stomach, specks be-
fore the eyes, constipation and all
forms OF malaria and liver trouble
are soon cured by this scientific medi
cine.
Schmitt's Drug Store have beer
able to secure only limited supply
SO every one who wishes to be cured
of dyspepsia or constipation should
call upon him at once or send then
25 cents by::mail and get so doses Of
the best medicine EVEN &c, On tn is
special half price Introductory offer,
with their personal guarantee to re-
fund the money if the specific does
not cure.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15

A private soldier who fought
bravely during the Boor War had
occasion to seek employment of a
well-known general. This pri-
vate had the misfortune to lose
his nose while in action.
The general was so tickled
with the appearance Of the ma n
that he burst into loud laughter,
to the discontinue of the soldier.
When his laughing had ceased
the general said:
''My good fellow, where did
you lose your nose?"
Il lost my nose, Sir" said the
the nettled private, in the sa me
battle that you lost your head, y
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
Cured la his Own Home Town


PENNINGTON GAP, VA. w. T.
Gilly tells the way for his fellow
townsmen' to be cured of kidney and
bladder ailments as he himself was
cured. 81 got so low with kidney
trouble that could not attend to my
business, l could not staud up for
Is minutes, and could hardly sit that
length OF time, for fine pains in my
back. l suffered from my kidneys,
having to be up 10 or IS times during
the nigh saw an advertisement OF
Foley's Kidney Pills and got some
and began taking them. l felt great
relief at once and continued taking
them until entirely no longer have to
loss sleep at night. can surely rec.
ommend Foley's Kidney Pills as a
cure for kidney and bladder trouble. y
Hoffman & Borden, Toms Brook, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
SAVED HIS wIFE's LIFE.

"My wife would have been In hel
grave today" writes o. b. Brown, Of
Muscadine. Ala, IF it had not beer
for DIR. Kings New Discovery. She
was down in her bed, not able TO gel
up without help. She had , severe
bronchial trouble and q dreadful
ugh. l got her a bottle OF DIR.
Kings New Discovery, and she soon
began to mend, and was well in a
short tlme.'' InfAllibie for coughs
and colds, its the most reliable rem
edy on earth for desperate lung
trouble, hemorhages, lagrippe, asthma,
hay fever, Group and whoOping cough
soc, 81 90. Trial bottle free. Guar
antled by Walton & SmoOt.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
AN ALARM AT NIGHT

That strikes terror to the entire
household is the loud, hOarse and
metallic cough of Group. No mistak-
ing it, and fortunate then the lucky
parents who keep Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound on hand. Fl. w.
Casselman, Canton, N. Y, saws: ut
is worth its weight in gold. Our little
children are troubled with GROUP and
hoarseness, and all we give them is
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound. l
always have . bottle of it in the
house. -, Hoffman & Bsrden, Toms
Brook. Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15

Surely it ought not to be re-
pugnant task for every good
citizens of the country to COM
ply with the apply growers
modest demand and eat five APP
pies a day until further notice.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15

The quicker cold is gotten rid of
the less the danger from pneumonia
and other serious diseases. Mr.. B.
W. L. Hall, of Waverly, Va, says
ST firmly believe Chamber ain Is
Cou Oh Remedy to be absolutely the
best preparation OF the market for
colds. / have recommended it to my
friends aud they all agree with me. u
For sale by all dealers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15
Notice.

Having sold my stock of goods at
St. Luke, Va, will kindly ask all
persons that are indebted to me to
please come and settle same at once
all claims not settled in ten days will
be placed in a collectors hand for
collection. Yours for 6usinesss
Dec. SIT. H.B CAREER.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-12-15

European nobleman tried to
reduce his weight in order to
win a wife and died of starva
ton. Moral: It is better to have
men say Isn't he fat?" than
Doesn't he look natural !"