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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
By
N. M.
w alker

afftxe the necessary postage to 1t and
mail same to some reliable publisher
The result will be check of at least
four figures. counting the ciphers, and
probably more That is what they
think. When they try 1t. they find it
different The same is true Of the
amateur staff photographers for all
the publications in the world. Given
a 1918 camera and plenty of gall and
a staff photographer is developed
forthwith. Jimmie Hare. globe travel
er for Golfers, is an amateur COM
pared to these verdant ones. They
get pictures he never dreamed Of (they
think and they rush them off to the
.postoffice for fear someone else will
beat them TO the coveted first page
positions in the eastern papers.
Some More Verdant Thoughts.
All that is necessary to break into
the papers and incidentally into the
bank account of the publishing COM
pany is to drop a manuscript, written
on both sides preferred, into the letter
box at the postoffice The check will
then appear exactly as a package Of
chewing gum drops from an automatic
vending machine-again. they think
To para phrase the good book, he that
soweth wind will surely reap a whirl-
wind of printed slips with the editors
regrets printed upon them.
IT'S merry war, this little affair
acros the foot bridge. and is a fine
thing for the Eastman Kodak company
and the vendors of typewriter sup
plies.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
The Real Jokes Of the Revolution
The Fake Correspondents In Camp
a
ONES a "Staff Photographer"

trousers. riding breeches preferred. and
a lot Of war lore. and To-, you have
the bottle SCARED veteran OF a half
hundred enga gements in northern Chi
huahua.
The Jokes of the War.
War has its humors no less than
peace, and the most fun about this
little. half baked rebellion has been the
halfS baked Correspondence
posers. BY actual count there are ex-
actly 23.023 war correspondents"
special writer's, photogra piers and ex-
pert observers covering this war, not
counting the real correspondents, the
regular staff meE who are honest-to-
goodness war correspondents, but who
do not travel about with the sign on
their backs. These blown in the glass
boys are the least conspicuous of the
crowd. They wear collar a day have
their shoes shined and look more like
college professors or expert mining
men. They sit in the lobby reading
or talking quietly with their newly
made friends when they are not at
work, and the war is the last thing
they talk about 1t is shop to them
and to talk shop is to violate the ethics
of their profession. 1t is the poser"
who talks war and makes such a show
Of being correspondent.
Everlasting Fame.
All that is necessary to gain ever
lasting fame fortune and a fat check
from the eastern papers is to write
bale of wheeze about the war as it
is seen from the top of smelter hill,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
DEACONS INSTALLED
At MORNING SERVICE
First Presbyterian Church
Sunday School Teachers
Hold Conference.

At the Westminster Presbyterian
church Sunday morning Prof. Norman
Crozier was ordained a deacon Of the
church, and he and Dr.. Lee Mcintosh
were installed as deacons. I. H
Rogers, who was also recently chosen
a reacon, has already been ordained,
and will be later installed
Monthly Meeting Tonight.
The monthly business meeting of the
Christian Endeavor society OF the First
Christian church viii be held Mon
day at D. m at the church.
Teachers Conferences.
a conference of the Sunday school
teachers and workers Of the First
Presbyterian church will be held Mon
day at 7.30 D. m. The aid society will
meet Tuesday afternoon at o'clock,
and the monthly session of the church
society viii be held Tuesday at 7:4s
p. m
WIN Meet On Thursday.
The Women's Home Missionary So
ciety of the Highland Park Methodist
church will hold a business meeting
Thursday al 8 o'clock
VIII Visit Roswell
Rev. Henry Easter Of the church OF
St. Clement will be absent from the
city this week attending the confer
ence of the Missionary district Of New
Mexico and west Texas, which opens
wednesday in Roswell, n NJ
TIE wonen's auxiliary Of the church
of ST. Clement will meet Tuesday at
3 o'clock. The Daughtes Of the King
viii meet Friday at S:15-
Missionary Society Meeting
The Women's Home Missionary So
ciety Of the First Baptist church will
hold its regular weekly meeting Tues
day afternoon
Calvary Church
The aid society Of the Calvary Bap-
fist church will meet Tuesday at
O'Clock. The normal class and teach
ers' meeting will be held Friday night.
c. Y Nafe presiding The regular
wednesday night prayer meeting viii
be held as usual All meetings are
held at the church.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01

HIS -croor war has been trans
ferred from the field of blood
shed to the hotel Hobbies, there
to be fought out between khaki clad
war" correspondents, self appointed,
representing every publication from
the Christian Science Monitor to Hos
letters Almanac
The casualties have not decreased
in this shifting of battlefields If
anything they have increased, for there
is not an hour in the day but what
several hundred men (Mexican cur
rency) are killed on the field of battle
in these same hotel Hobbies. Like wise
generals, these leaders do not get far
from the base of their supplies and
likewise their Inspiration, which is the
buffet in the rear. One drink, 10 men,
two drinks. 20 men, and so on in
definitely until the whole of the two
armies are slaughtered in the brutal
conflict wagsd back and forth along
Peacock alley.
A Typical Poser.
A war correspondent dashes in,
his khaki war clothes still carrying the
price tag Of South Ell Paso street
clothing dealer. He gallops bravely to
the front, scribbles telegram on a
mite" letter blank, files it with all
haste in the waste basket when no one
is looking and then retires to the
base of supplies for more inspiration
to lead a charge acros the rickety
foot bridge at the smelter. Given a
pair of tan feathers puttees. yellow
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
CHAUTAUOUA OPENS;
ROUND-UPS STARTED

Clifton. ATIz-, Nay TIC OI1IIOn
Chatauqua course opened Saturday
night at the Empire. <neater and VIII
continue during this week.
The course is presented for the ben
eft of the Clifton high school and in
cludes many noted speakers and sing
ers. the principal attraction being DR..
Frederick A. Cook, Tho will lecture
Tuesday night
Cattlemen of this section are now
busy with their roundups. Webster
and Tucker at the Rattiesnalxe ranch are
gathering for shipme<-r several thou
sand head which will be shipped In a
few weeks.
The Double Circle roundup has been
on for the past two weeks where they
expect to gather 1000 yearlings.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
ences between the last census and 10
GOV. WILSON TO MAKE A
FAR WEST SPEAKING TOUR.

Trenton, N. j., May 1.-Governor
Woodrow Wilson will leave Princeton
next Wednesday afternoons for a four
weeks speaking tour of the western
and Pacific states. His itinerary in
cludes Kansas City, Denver, Los An
geles, San Francisco Berkeley, Port
land, Seattle, Minneapolis and st. Paul.
Lincoln and Chicago
It is said in the governors behalf
that the swing around the circle is
not a campaign in any sense. All
through the winter and spring he has
been receiving invitations from organ
izations and groups of admirers in the
west to visit and address them. He
has, it is said declined invitations
from purely political or partisan bodies
and will discuss political issues only
in a broad. nonpartisan sense.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01

offenders; adults often with loud talk
increase the difficulty of hearing. and
in this there IS q real problem Yet
II the children were kept quiet. it Is
possible the grown people would not
raise their voices as much. since they
could not fail to realize that they
were attracting attention OF a dis
agreeable kind
But with the children held IN check,
the worst OF the evils would be abol-
ished- Give Us the bluecoats and scat
ter them around, so that they can.
cover the entire square. n
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
CIRCUIT COURT CONyENES
WITH HEAVY DOCKET AT PECOS

Pecos, Texas, May district court
is in. session and will continue until
June. Judge Isaacks OF Midland. is
presiding. District attorney VIII p.
Brady and court reporter Majors are
in attendance and one of the longest
dockets ever known in Reeves county
is to be handled. Many important cases
are to be decided one being a 100000
personal damage injury suit.
w A. King. roadmaster of the Rio
Grande division of the T. & p. railway.
is in Pecos, looking after putting down
additional sidetrack. He says the rail-
road expects to commence excavating
for the new station here this week
The fire which destroyed the stock
of goods of the PecOs Drug company
came very near causing a large con-
f1agration in this city. It took some
time to get the fire under control
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01

Constipation brings many ailments
in its train and is the primary cause
OF much sickness. Keep your, bowels
regular. madam. and you win escape
many OF the ailments TO which women
are subject. Constipation is a very simple
thing. but like many simple things. it
may lead to serious consequences Ma
ture often needs q little assistance
and when Chamberlafn's Tablets are
given at the first Indication. much
distress and suffering may be avoided
Sold by all dealers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
MAY DAY, PAY DAY,
MOVING DAY rs HERE

May moving day IS here and now.
May day means pay day for the folks
with bank accounts netting three fig
ures or less. Others with more wealth
than that are the capi1alistic class and
do not pay their bills until they get
good and ready.
May day is supposed to be a season
of rejoicing when children have May
poles and distribute May baskets filled
with flowers which they have swiped
from neighbours yard Not so with
the grown up youth OF the land May
l is a day of sorrow. 1t is the time
when the last seasons serge is dragged
forth from its odorifUrous retirement.
its shiny surface pressed for the 92nd
time, and it is worn With all the pleas
ure that a convict first dons his
stripes.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01

ing Aztec town. s75; precinct 5, in
GLIDING Pennington, 1874.
San Miguel eounty-Pecos, $50; En-
cinosa. sol; San Geronimo. 562; Casa
Colorado, $50; Sabinosa, 44S; San Mig
uel, 426; Cuesta, All.
sandoval ccunty-Bernalillo 1000:
Pena Blanca, 1743; Algodones, 1913;
Jemez Springs, including JeInez pueblo.
7e4; Cuba, SOB.
Santa Fe county-Precincts 3. 4, It
and Is, which include Santa Fe city,
$3.50; Santa Fe city alone, 5072; Stan
ley, 475; Glorieta, S4s; Cerillos. ga;
San Pedro. s5s: Aqua Fria, 45e.
Sierra county-Engle, 52s; Monticel-
10, 574;, Las Palomas, 800; Hillsboro,
400; Cuchillo, 275; Fairview, 2S2; Her
mosa, 1856; Chloride, 100; Lake Valley,
125; Kingston. 123.
Socorro county-Precincts 1 and "a
Soeorro city, 1860; Magdalena, 1926;
Kelly, 1915; precinct IS, New San Mar
cial, 695; precinct IA, Old San Marcial,
500; Santa Rita, SIG; Mogollon, 779;
Carthage AS; San Antonio, 434;
Cooney. 1S9; DatiI 1874; San Juan, 5S7;
Rosedale, 231.
Taos county-Precinct 1. including
Taos. 1890; Llano, 1915; Arroyo Hon
do, 651; Arroyo Seco, 81.
Torrance county-Precinct Z. includ-
eng Estancia, 1917; Willard, lib; Ia
jique, 7S3; Torreon, 1855; Manzano, COZ;
Moriarty, sos; Duran. 564; Mcintosh,
571; Mountainair, $50; Pinos Wells. 732.
Union county-Precinct 1, including
Clayton. 2345; Amistad, 1853; Chapman,
s99; Central City, $40; Des Moines. ATS.
Valencia county-Belen. 1888; Los
Lunas. 719; Kettner $50; Bluewater
237; Peralta. 500; Valencia, 46s; San
Rafael, 500
Some Comparative Figures.
Many of the towns were not on the
map at the time of the 1900 census and
others have made but the average
growth. being slightly larger than 10
years ago. Some Of the notable differ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
PoLIcEs1EN FoR BAND CONCERTS.

POLICEMEN FOR BAND CONCERTS.
Editor FL Paso Herald:
I read with interest and approval
Mr.. Morrow's complaint in Saturdays
Herald about the noise children make
at the band concerts. but do not see
any difficulty in suppressing the noise
A few policemen scattered about the
square could do it. and since the con-
certs are given without cost TO the
city it can well afford to employ as
many bluecoats as may be needed for
the purpose. No harsh nor arbitrary
methods would be necessary; the mere
presence Of the policemen, with pos
sioiy hint now and then, would keep
the children quiet
The noise annoys not only those who
wish to hear the music, but the direc-
tor OF the band as well, and he GER
tainly should not suffer ANNOYANCE
while performing his exacting duties.
II the laws or ordinances governing
public assemblages are. inadequate. it
ought not to be difficult to amend
them.
But the children are not the only
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
THREE KILLED; SIX HURT
WHEN ENGINE TURNS OVER.

Dayton O.. May The first engine
of Pennsylvania passenger train No.
20 jumped the track inside the city
limits early last night. turning over,
killing engineer Crumley, fireman
Chas. Grandan and yard clerk Hicks
Six others were taken to the hospi-
tai
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01

In cases Of rheumatism relief from
pain makes sleep and rest possible.
This may be obtained by applying
Chamberlain's Liniment For sale by
al dealers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
LETTERS
TITO th==
HERALD

(All communications must bear the
signature OF. the writer. but the name
viii not be published whore such re-
quest is made).
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01

Mutt and Jeff are wrcn us. Another
appearance today on Classified page.
Every day in The Herald hereafter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-01
Some Comparative Figures.

Many of the towns were not on the
map at the time of the 1900 census and
others have made but the average
growth. being slightly larger than 10
years ago. Some Of the notable differ
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

The Kendrick Gazett which was
owned by the Farmers Bank & Trust
Co. was sold this week to MIR. B. c.
Johnson of Pullman Wash, who
comes highly recommended as a
printer and newspaper man. He will
take charge Of the plant today.
The plant was sold at Sheriff sale
a short time ago., falling into the
hands of the bank. Since that time
Attorney T. B. West and son Hershel
has been running the plant for the
bank until such time as il could be
sold. 1t has been sold now and Mr..
West will not be identified with the
paper any longer. He will gladly
turn same over to the new man, wish.
ing him and the subscribers of the
Gazette a full measure OF success.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

1--WE apologize for all mistakes made
in former issues and say they were
inexcusable, as all an editor has to do
is to hunt news and clean the rollers
and set type, sweep the floor and pen
shor. items. and fold papers, and
write wrappers. aud make the paste,
aud mail the papers, and talk to Wis
'tors. and distribute type. and carry
water, and saw wood. end read the
proofs, hunt the shears to write edito-
rails, and dodge the bills. and dun de-
linqu snts, aud take cussings from the
whole force, and tell our subscribers
that we must have money-we say
that we've no business to make mis-.
takes while attending to those little
matters. and getting our living on
hopper.tail soup favored with lmagina.
ton, and wearing old shoes and no
collar and patch on our pants, and
obliged to turn a smiling countenance
to the man who tells US our paper amt
worth dollar any how, and that he
could make better one with his eyes
shut"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

Said we'll known business man to
us the other day: ut would not hurt
you to occasionally mention our bust
ness in the paper. 1t would help to
fill up. you know" Yes, it might do
1t. We haven't the least idea on earth
that it would hurt US, and it would,
as he suggests, help to fill up. We
might do all this, but at the same
time, thank God, we don't have to do
it unless we fell like it. It would not
hurt him. neither, to come around
and say: "Give me a column or a
half column of space for an advertise.
ment. and here is the money for it. y
BY doing this he would become de-
serter to that grand army of dead
heads who expect the newspapers to
continually note the improvements
they make, by giving them free putfs,
and for which they never pay a cent.
1t is high time for all classes to learn
that newspaper is business enter
prise, the same as dry goods store
or a grocery, run for living for its
owner"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01
Patrons and Friends

Having purchased the Gazette we
wish to say we are here and here to
stay, to give you paper you will feel
that merits your support and credit
to the country in which we all live.
We are here to do business on busi-
ness basis. we want your support and
will give you value received,
Call and get acquainted.
B. C.Johnson
& Proprietor.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01
The Entrance to Success

Accounting. Shorthand and Type
writing offer the very best opportuni-
ties to young men and young women
who wish TO enter business.
THE MOSCOW BUSINESS
COLLEGE
offers the very best training. Decide
NOW to get this knowledge that pre-.
pares you to be the master OF your
future--that opens the door to steady
employment at a good salarv. ss.tli..
Act NOW. Write for our new cat
alogue-that's the first step.
Moscow Business College,
%f3 Fourth and Main streets,
Moscow, Idaho.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

Lawyers stand up in court houses
before jurors, in the presence of large
audience, and denounce smen as liars,
scoundrels, thieves and perjured vii
hans, and when court adjourns the
men appear to harbor no ill will
against them. But let a newspaper
family intimate that mans character
IS blemished and he has to con.
front a horse pistol, stand libel suit
or suffer what the people think 10 be
the greatest of all notifications
lose subscriber. a.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01
How's This :?

We onIef Ono Hundred Dollars Reward for any
CatArrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY CO.: Toledo o.
We. the undersigned. have known +. J. Cheney
for the last 10 years. aud believe him perfectly hon
Orable In all business transactions and financially
able 70 eAyTy out any obligations made by his nYm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo Ohio
direcsiy upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free. Pree % cents pes
bottle. Sold By all DruggtstA
Taxa Hau1 Family plls fos cQoStjnt5on,
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

N. B. Long & Son Is having a sal.
mon sale to-day Saturday and Monday
during the three days fresh salmon can
be bought for II cents per pound.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

Consider what the hen does when
she is working, now that her strike
season is on and she clamors for ra.
tons. The market value of "Biddy" is
about so cents and the value of her
daily produce 2 cents, or one twenty
fifth part of her own worth. True,
her career is short, but long enough
for her to earn her value many times
over. and that cannot be said of some
in this world who have great preten-
sions to usefulness.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1911-12-01

The kickers on the farm are not so
hard to get along with as the kickers
in town. On the farm there is the
kicking COW, and our long cared
friend, the mule. while in town there
is the old mossback who wants all the
municipal improvements without pay
ing for them. The COW may be sold
for beef, the mule traded for a shot
gun. but nothing but funeral will get
rid of the town kicker.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1911-03-19
6rieoeusuerbunNIaHsen nu9e?
glelp Norf. II. W2drs

GO. ser merifaniide 9otidlditer
De la sarra bon bier ndd) 8aibing.
.c,i s.,riid reilte. per0Fientlid,te er
eInen Giirltenab5u9 oes 9lrtifels, Der
non ibm geifreben. in oeu Iio5gen-
5eitItngen erihejnen miro. @s lit elm
appea an ale @iiraer Werifos.
obne llnterid,isO Ser Rarteien oOer
politiihen 9lniidlten iih 5lim Shue
Der p9ebeiligten SSntereiien unieres
9anoes lulantnien5ui6aoren.
Oieier Artifel bat obne 3fuetieG
cine tiefere ,Seoeutune ais er aui oen
erlten Bid bat. @r be0eutet. 0aB
Die cine Ser friegfiibreuoen Harteien
iid) an Die gegneriid)e Hartei menOet
gegen eiuen nirfIihen ooer MIR in
Der ginbilOung baltebenoen iSeino -
Die 8ereiniaten 5taaten. Ger meri.
fanIide 6inan5nliniiter 2iinantonr
bate Dor etliheu Easen erfIGrt. 2Sn.
terpention Der 8ereinigten Staaten
in 06erifo beoeute aries, ul1O Dies
lit cut] Die gInIift oes bieiigen Ser.
trouensnIannes Der SSuiurgenten, s.
8nsqueS @one3. llno 8ome3 gebt
nod einen Shritt meter: err erfldrt
offen, oob in Dem Aitgenblif, oa Die
Bereinigten Staaten in Merifo in
teroeuiren, Die 6epoIlltion 8u @noe
lit, uno 0ie bisberieen eSrriurgenten
Iib i'm 8erein nit Dem bisherigen
@egner gegen oen duBeren iSeinO
meiroen meroen. Sic Deroen ge.
meiniame Safe gegeu einen ge.
meiniamen Seino MAIDEN.
&enner ser 8erbaltniiie glauben,
oaB ole 3eit nabe lit mann Die bel
ben itreitenoen 8arteien geneigt iino,
lpegen @initelung Der sSeinoielifei.
TEN 81 perbaroeIn. Soneit limo aber
nod feline 9eoingln9en geiteat NOR,
ben, oieIInebr oriiden iid oie @ort.
fiibrer iebr ooriid)tig aus. Die Ssn.
iurgenterfiibrer I)uben tbatidhlid,
MIR cine SSoroerlurg: ebrlihe g9ab.
len. sic iino iIber3eiiat, ooB, penu
ibneu Dies gerpdbrt miro. Ser 8edyiel
in ser giegieruug obneg8eitere3 oof
iitb geben miro. Gas ollgemeinc
Stinunreft beiigeu iie ihon tbeore.
tiib.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1911-03-19
6ebrimnis aufsefIGrt.
GIinton. 50 m. 15. Wl

SllHtUHs w lis.s IL. -0tut6 8.
9as gebeimniBpoLe 1unteI, in ous
Der 8rono oes Sauies Don 4Ifreo
SeIotrappie uno oas @eriduuirloen
BON oeIien Srau uno 0reii6hriger
Sodter eebiiIlt mar, lift oaourh eeIid,-
tet moroen, oaB sSrau 5eIotrappie
aiIfgefin1oen pitroe lino bel ibrer 6r5t.
lihen llnteriuhune oas 8eit1nonis
mnd)te, ooB tie ibrem ainoe sen Suls
itmgeorebt uno e5 in Dem Souie ein-
geidIoiien b6tte. gtoh ser grnor.
oung ibres &inoes periuhte lie nod)
ibrer 9lngabe ibrem eigenen 9eben
ooeurh ein gnoe 5u MAIDEN, inoem
tie ibren &opf nit einem Snmmer
beorbeitete uno Iih nit einem Melier.
eas ieoudl 81 iturnpf mar, SdnittC
an Der 9eble beibrohte Spdter
iprang Tie in oen SammnnoiettfIu5.
aber oas @aiier mar :br 81 faIt. Sic
iagte, Iie fonne iib nidt erinnern, oas
Saus in 8rano geiett 5u laben. Rah
Der Ieinung Der Ier5te tit Sic sSrau
pabuiinnig. Sbr Sorper ipeiIt idref-
life 9raliidPn auf, Die ron ibren
@eriuhen berriibren, iid) ieIhIt unSu-
britgen. Die @er3te erfldren ibren
Sultcno fir beoeufIid).