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Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

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PROTECT
THE HEALTH or YOURSELF AND
FAMILY. 49,


Pope's Herb is prepared to provide
a dependable household remedy, based
unon the principles Of purity OF blood
insuring freedom from disease. 1t Is
q medicine for maladies such as
rheumatism. Liver Complaints, Con-
stipation, Fever and Agues Female
Disorders, Indigestion, Lumbago. Kid
ney Derangements, Catarrh, Sick and
Nervous Headaches, loss of Appetite
and all ailments arising from inact-
ivity Of the Liver and Kidneys.
It is a purely Herbs, Banks and
Roots Compound. It is put up in
chocolate coated Tablets pleasing and
easy to take, Cor can be dissolved in
water.)
MRS. J. G. Meade Of Hyattsvflle,
Md. says:
..For years have suffered with
Backache, Headaches, Neuralgia. and
Nervousness and extreme Fatigue.
tired many remedies without relief.
-Four months ago grateful friend in
duced me to write to Pope Medicine
Co. Washington, D. Gssfpr box OF
PoDess Herb Compound Tablets, the
| very first dose of two tablets gave. me
relief. used not quite a $1.00 box
ana l am entirely cured OF the pam ~
nv back and have no more headacne.
| Dr. ]. v. Hennesey, "a prominent
.Physician and Surgeon Of Albany, N
sAs 4 Blood Purifier. Liver. Kidney
| and system regulatorsI prescribe Pope
/ Medicine Co.'S of Washington, ID. e
Herb, Compound, as have done fol
/ the past 20 years, and have found !
/ to be q great remedy, which seldom u
| ever. fails. There are thousands Of
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i that have been benefited and cnTed Dy
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l Each box contains q printed guarantee
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1 IL the remedy fails to beneHt, aise
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Guaranteed by the Pope Medicine
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For teens to agents in unoeeupiec
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Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

beginning with 10000 free men, but
the common good has totally disap-
peared; that common good for which
alone civil society is ordained
Now let us replace money by health
in our illustration, and the veriest
child can reason that unless a COM
munity takes measures to safeguard
the health of each and every one of
it's individual citizens, it is false to
it's duty as state, it is losing its life
force as a social organism; and its
wellbeing which is the only wealth,
1.-THE words are identicaD is being
sacrificed for a lesser good.
This appeal to the intellect and the
reason might be developed much more
fully but this is not the time nor
place for it. Now, however, we can
answer our own questions, and agree
together that men are of more i'm
portance than money" that the health
of the citizens should be OF concern
Vftals in their mad tigth for ditry ten
proven an epidemic than to build a
skyscraper; that if trolley company
will not equip it's cars with proper
tenders, it is better to tear up the
trolley line than to kill your children;
that if we cannot mine coal at 100 per
cent profit without ruthlessly slaught-
ering hundreds of poor and honest
men, and destroying sacred homes,
then it is better to take so per cent
profit, or 20 per cent profit, or five per
cent profit or 60 without profit, and
save the lives and limbs of human
beings.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

1t is better that the material
wealth of state be counted at ST.
100000 with the common good of its
citizens safeguarded, than for the
wealth to be reckoned at $4,000, 000,-
900 with the welfare of its individual
citizens disregarded.
know, gentlemen, that these
truths are startling when we put them
thus frankly and boldly before us. In
the mad rush for gold we can too
easily lose sight of them, but they
are eternal truths, nevertheless, and
the memory of them must not be re-
manded. For they are irrevocable;
they are enscorlled on pillars of the
ancient and miracled universe.
Oh, for. the seer of which the poetess
told us, when she wrote:
while your common men
Lay telegraphs, gauge railroads, reign,
reap dine, I
And dust the flaunty carpets of the
world
For kings to walk on or our Presi-
dent,
The seer suddenly will catch them up
With his voice like thunder: This is
soul;
This is life; this word is being said
of Heaven.
How all these workers start amid
their work,
Look around, look up, and feel,
moments space,
That capret-dusting, though a pretty
trade,
Is not the imperative labor after all.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

ADAN1ZAAOE8Lb g Univ ~ -
Schedule effective Nov, "a. 1910.
NG-Sfxteehth Street Station
tDaily. fDaiiy except Sunday.
wai ssHHadagg A I2rS P Taa.sln Eng. a
P fylsl G srS S s5 G sn sso p sss
p.m.s e 40 pm. tyia Rgh:l. y. Ar q Z; 80
sb = a IN PHI 9fa:s S.a 49, 49, :li:ss PM.
evPlsa R RhS & WASH PA.-pept. .s:ss am.
pm T T5s A. ts;ss li nH pn moss
PGH ACCOM.-Dept. 1915 a-m:, sl:1s
pm Ar 's;s9 2M An. , sT;ls BEE Rms; .s7.as
am ms aGraf) .io:4s an. s:ls pm,
.t th fl;io, Iz:4a SGsaf.l 1855 pm:
t7 gSM an yi ie.a dga a2ssa p,n ss
2 e M $3.50 pm pm, s7:ss PM. sI1:1s pm.
Ohio River Points .,o.oo i. =,
s12:4O pm. s7:45 pm. A. f1:50 am.
s12S :2sGRReHRss aiils DD; t1:Rs am.
s7:So am aCca 1,s SsRart5 fro eaa:lo Sm =.
f4:S5 pm, s4:45 pm. Ar f7s20 am.
tiocall. 1000 am. s3:15 PM 80 P.
m. .8:4O pm. Qocal ar. +. 9. 2. q 81
= S'Ti lie west via Newark.
Dep. sii.OO am. sl1:55 pm. Ar. '5:25
= az as6TTJMs s CIIcAGo-Dept $3.50 9.
m, s6:l5 pm. Ar 1890 night, sl1:1t
= Zz1NEsvILLE & .CoLUM.-Dep. s4:4o
I'M N 40 81 ID. tl0caD. s11:00 am.
.z:16 pm. tIecal Zanssvillsl 81. .Elss Pm
si1:Ss am. sI2:0O noon. Qoca1 Zanes-
Iviile1s sS:25.5 f9s15 pm. Qocal1.
Sc o, Il q W-BEldgepOEt.
AKRON q CLEVE.-Dep. 1850 4mq
500 pm. Ar, f11:15 am, f9:2o pm.
CLEVE. & LoRAIN-Dep., f2:0o pm.
$500 pm Ar. e12:56 pm.
ST. CLA4RSVILLE-Dep 1885 an
Is+fi1 40 arun.. 1900 1870 pm. .AAr.
| "a 80 am. fiz:55, tess, tess pm.
Ticket office Sixteenth street station
and at McLnre House; -. 49,.
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HNDERTAKER8

LOUIS BERTSCHY, 1117 Main st. Fun
eral Director and arterial eEnbalmer
and Sanitary Disinfector. ,
II. w. ROGERS, Funeral director and
afterial iembalmer. Morgue service.
68 Sixth St., McMechen.
FRANK SCHROEDER, Funeral direc-
tor and embalmer. 2e06-07 Chapline
st. Calls answered day or night.
IT. b. SMITH, Undertaking. Bridgeport,
Ohio.
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.SHAES

M,FADDEN's tAThe Big Store, 1fs2-24
Market. st. Everything for Men and
WiLK-OVER BOOT SHOP, aWa1k-
Over" Union Made Shoes: the working
mems favorite 46 Twelfth st
NAY SHOE CO., 1309-f311 Market St
None but Good Shoes" Made by high
grade, we'll paid labor.
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COLLEGES

college, Louisville, KY. Fun oo0k-
Keeping scholarships.
CORRESPONDENCE i
SCHOOLS, Scranton, Pa We Will IN
crease YOUR salary. -
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CLOTHING

e. f. ADAMS CO., 114O-42 Main ST.. End
floor. cash price on credit plan.
LIVINGSTON'S "WE-TRUSY-U", 1Vt0
Main St, opposite Eleventh. COCO
M'FADDEN's, THE Big Store" Every.
thing in Men and Boys wear. 11zz
and 1924 Market St
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TAIT.nRH

UNITED WOODEN MILLS, West viz
ginia's Greatest Tailors, 1888 Market
St. Union made clothes to your mea-
sure, SIS, no more, no less. .
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BANKS
RREWERIES

sr4vrI.RACH BREWING COMPANY
Hpr',d,Ices a beer with upbuilding, tonic
PT yt,t,pA BREWING COMPANY-;None
S1t he best grade of hops and malt are
ned in our beer :"
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Only Labor Paper

4, this section Of the Ohio Valley, .Th'
81 81 the World an industrial
ia exeentionally well organized commu
atty Of 125,030 population. -.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02
.ST0GIES

sANATEL sTOGIEs, Union made. Hand
Made For sale at. all dealers every
where. Look for the red cross.
TRAVIS BROTHERS CIGAR STORE,
lHannan Bros old ,standJ 1888 Market
BARTHOLOMEW'S INVINCIBLE, Big
and Little Havana. At all Stores. Nat.
Phone 2012-Y.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
one Dollar Per Year Patd4 N tAa14nGSs
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

cEIIINGERs-Any and every
tim IN the bread and cake line. Both
Pno9ss io2 six ,tNRan q; and Com
NM? orders by mail or telephone
l lei receive prompt attention. 1929
Market.
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BUTCHERS

+. scHENK & SONS COEProducsrs Of
Fresh, clean, pork fats
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DENTISTS

iDRS. HEDRICK BROS, 1045 Main ST..
over Bard Bros. MUSIC Store. Teeth
without plates.
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SECOND HAND GOODS
SPECIALISTS

DIR. BAILEY, West Virginia's leading
specialist. Home ONCE 18th & Chap
line SITS. Come up stairs. Consultation
THE PELVIC SPECIALISTS. 1923 Mar
ket St., Second floor. Pelvic, nervous
and chronic diseases.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1911-02-02

BELL TELEPHONE $50
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AUCTIONEERS
BAKERIES

,vRTIs il. RICE. Bell 102s-W, Nat.
1oQs-M 1912 Market.
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is but ten. cents per line per month.
Publication will show that you are
alive, and assisting in the support of.
the Labor paper.)
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R. R. Time Table

BALTIMORE d OHIO n n
Schedule effective Nov. "a. 191O.x
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Street Station
hTNaiIry - 4 T1oilvs soxrant Sunday =
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FURNITURE
GENTS' FURNISHINGS
GROCERS

SAM b. rKEE Co., center of Center
Market Square. The Square" Grocery;
ELTi'S, THE Pure Food Store, z6z
either phone. 1914 Market st.
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LAnIESs GOODS

c. F. ADAMS 90. The Adams plan saves
You money. 1l4o-42 Main St. End 1toor:
THE EASTERN. The Eastern Stock
must be closed out Temporary quar-
tiers lisa Main st.
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DIARIES

United DAIRY COMPANY, All Cream
Ice Cream, a speciality OF ours. loo
10th St.
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HOTELS
.TEWEL,ERS

Ms. A strictly one price estab-
mt 1914 Market st.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
By, George Fitch
The Author of Siwash College Tales

sound only like a far volcano. But
now and then something breaks and
then the attraction Of gravitation gets
its laugh. There is nothing sadder or
more tragic than the demoniac laugh
Of the attraction of gravitation.
Aeroplanes can now be bought for
s., 800 cash and the 1910 models show
foredoors. tail lights, shock absorbers
and self starters. They will be pur-
chased in large numbers by young des-
peradoes this winter. but most Of us
will continue to hang tightly onto
Mother Earth with both feet and wal;
for, the introduction Of an automobile
with a self-stopper attachment.
Aeroplanes do not cost much money
to build. and at present, owing to the
good nature of city editors who dc
not charge advertising rates for wha,
they print, can be operated very cheap.
ly. But the aeroplane will never be.
come the poor mans toy, owing to tho
fact that part of the necessary equip.
ment of an aeroplane is a forty acre
!eld for starting and stopping purposes
Until some means of mounting plane
from the curb Is devised, they will moi
be handled by the department stor'
to any extent.
copyright, 1911, by George Mathew Adams,
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Vest Pocket Essays
-HE aeroplane was invented by Or
Vile and Wilbur Wright In order
Drawn for The washington Times.

-HE aeroplane was invented by Or
Vile and Wilbur Wright In order
to give man something to die for
after the North Pole had been
discovereG. and tie insane Fourth of
July had gone out of style. Although
1t is only three years since the first
aeroplane flew over a fence, men are
now falling out of them at height
Of 10000 feet, and are getting $500 a
day for doing It, They are sacrifices to
the science of Aviation, and are the
first men in history to make a good
thing financially out of martyrdom.
1t Is too early yet to tell whether the
aeroplane is to be classed as a vehicle,
an exhibition, a weapon, or a means of
suicide. Sometimes 1t acts like all four
of them combined. 1t is a delicate af-
fair made of wires. tubing and canvas,
is driven by a hurricane produced by
gasolene engine. and Is operated by
an aviator and a press agent. The aero
plane can fly ninety miles an hour and
can remain aloft half a day. 1t can as
cend at any desired speed, but frequent
ly chooses its own speed in coming
down. Until this little matter can be
regulated, aviation is not going to be-
come much of parlor game.
BY means of the aeroplane, man has
The Washington times., 1911-10-18

come, he MAX me ver', ver'. mad. He
come peench hockey polk ever Ave
meenutes maybe. could poonch heem.
on'y for no want get peenched myself.
So yes'day I have one gran idea. I
rub da garlic strong on 'leven. twelve
piece paper and each time da fata cop
come peench hockey pok' I geeve 1t heem
on piece of garlic paper. An da beeg
fool cop nevair taste.
Bimeby come sergeant He talk da
fata cop and all once say. "Phew. was
matter. man. all disa garlic? Don you
know shes deesgrace for Fisherman
eat garlic?"
cop, Bah, beega choomp!
wat you lie to a me!' say sergeant
you no t'ink got noseT Rapport for
extr' duty tonight"
And now. not oven one a time since,
have fata cop come peench hockey polk
The Washington times., 1911-10-18

Pop was Triperly. evin II he dident no
II, and Benny. with pops rane cote avn.
was Terky, and was Itily. with wun
of mas old hats avn. Aftir pop got
dun smoaking his seegar and thinking
by the windo In the setting room. he
layed down avn the sofer and went to
sleap, wich we Good heer him snoaring.
Triperly Is now awf his gard, sed
Terky, II is time to bumbard him.
T1perly mite wake UP and bumbard
US. sed.
don't kare II he does. sed Terky.
Triperly hasent got eny navy and Terky
and lilly has. The bannistirs is the
navy, he sed, and II our soljsrs start
to get merdersd we will retreet down
the navy.
Herray for the navy. I sed.
Bing! Bing! Bang!
We han to have bullits. Turky sedc
II we are going to bumbard Triperly.
Go down in the kitchin and get sum
cawfee, lilly. ne sed, cawfee makes good
bullits befoar 1t iS grownd.
So I went down in tho kitchen and
got sum cawfee, putting 1t in awl my
poclsits until I felt like a growsery
stoar and then went up in the setting
room agen and gave han the bullits to
Terky. who said, Umkes bloo
Watts that, I sed.
That meens War Is deklared. IN
Terky langwidge, sed Benny.
Then Terky got avn wun side Of the
sofer and lilly got avn the uthir side.
and we startid to bumbard Triperly
with cawfee bullits.
Triperly is mine, sed Terky. throwing
a handful of bullits, sum OF them hit
ting Triperly in the stumntck and sum
Of them sticking in his hare.
Triperly Is mine, / sed, throwing )
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

handfulls Of bullits both at wunce, 30
hard that sum Of them hit the windo
and maid noize like hale storm. but
most Of them hit Tnperly awl ovir tho
kuntry.
Watts this, watts this. sed Trperly. set
ting up and rubbing his eyes. I deklare
l dreamed 1t was raneing. he sed. and
layed down agen.
Owtch! Shot!
But wen he layed down agen he put
his fase avn sum bullits and he jumped
up and bullits fell awf his cloze awl ov!r
r. carpit, wich thare was sum avn 1t
awlreddy. but not SO meny.
Crate Scott. sed Triperly, watts the
meening Of awi this cawfee.
Herray for the navy. sed Benny, and
Terky and Itily retreeted down tho
navy. both getting a fearse bump at the
end. avn akkount Of an ointment stick
ing up down thare. Then we retreeted
to Terkys house. ware Itily staid till
aftir suppir, and wen he got hoam
agen. Triperly was out.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Crushed By A Caddie.

1T is not always safe to fish for COM
pliments." says a Washington man,
who travels quite a bit land L recently
learned lesson in this regard from a
caddie attached to golf Club rear this
town.
~ WAS going round the links one af-
terlIoon an1 making a dreadful eXhibit-
ion of myself. l did not, however know
that my caddie was fully aware OF this,
az he seemed so blissfully unconscious
that anything WAS wrong. He was a
nice, frerkled little Irishman. and took
quite fancy to him. especially as never
bint came from him that I was doint,
badly. At the end of the roGnd. In the
hope of folly from the lad. / vent
uhed to observe: ,..
"I'vs been travelling for the last two
months. and am dreadfully out of prac-
tice. That's why I'm in such lad form
today
ITO which the caddie calmly replied
oh. then. we've played before. sir' ~
New York Press.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18

I've got my hair fixed a different way.
and you've never even noticed it!'
"Oh. yes" said Harold. "Oh, yes
Oh. yes"
He could have kept it up indefinitely.
but he thought three of them were
enough.
How do you like it?" she pursued.
IT think it's gorgeous, grand. ex-
quisite!" enthused> Harold. "A va0t
Improvement, sweetest!'
Improvement over what?' she asked.
1T bet you don't even remember how
generally wear it.
'I do. too" he cried. "Er-wavy-kind
of-er done up"
"See. you don't know" she sobbed.
-Oh. Harold, you don't love me. You
don't even remember w-what my hair
locks l-likel T-that p-proves itr'
"On the other hand. honey dove
whispered Harold. 1T proyeS that l
would love you bald headed"
Flinging herself into his arms. she
promised never. never TO d"lbt him
again.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

II see." said the stase-struck youth
as he wiped smear of cocoa butter
from behind his ear. that the com
mittee on employment for the stu
dents of Columbia University oTers
to furnish audiences for shows that
are unfortunate"
yep" said the stage doorkeeper. II
read that wheeze myself, And believe
me, think it's mighty. good
scheme. OF course, nobody except the
manager would know that the house
was full Of deadheads. and. the sight
Of the filled chairs weuld cheer the
actors lot.
Might Be Abused
"Of course such a scheme might be
abused and II would call for careful
handling. Please note, for instance,
that the committee says that audiences
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Just to Please Him.

Two suffragettes were met together.
and the one had a grievance against the
other. -+
~ am told" she said. severely. that
you allow your husband to carry a
latchkey. Is it possible?'
Yes" answered the other. with an
indulgent smile. II do let the poor boy
carry a latchkey, must admit But 1t
doesn't mt the door. ! just let him car
ry 1t to humor him. He likes to show 1t
to his friends, you know. and make
them think he's Independent. Every
body's Weekly
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Hide These Under
Your New DERBY
Joke FOR TODAY

There seems to be a chance Of the
correspondence between Elisha, King
Ahab, and Queen Jezebel being un-
earthed in Samaria. We wonder
whether 1t will be allowed on the
bookstalls?-The Pink I'm.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Why He Liked Him.

Did You sell your voter"
mo, stree. ! voted fur that feller
cause / liked him."
gBut l understand he gave you sc"
"Well, when a man gives you $40
'taint no more'n natural to like him.
Is it?"-Pathfinder.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
To Cure Indigestion,
Read Before Dinner
THE WAY 1T WAS !.

Now that your daughter has gradu-
ated she will have more time on her
hands"
Yes"
IT suppose she expects to help her
mother?"
mo, she expects to Join another
bridge club"
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Hair He Is Again;
Or, So Resourceful

"oh. Harold" she reproached. you're
not at all observant"
When you are here I can sec moth
ing else. tbs true" replied Harold. neat
ly. but too we'll.
That's just It," she returned. Here
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Il Did

You refused me ten years ago.
IT remember" said the helress. You
said It would wreck your life"
1T did. have had to work for q
living ever since"
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Needed Ii 1T Once

Office Boy want more pay"
Employer-"But you've been here
only two weeks"
Office Boy-"But ! always git fred
inside OF a month"
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
THE REAL LOVE LETTERS
That He Received
7eAne the Plans ..-
OF HIS BRIDE TO BE

EAREST: l have been all day long trying select
.-.. N pattern for wedding -
r... The fashion books piled knee high about
blur of color with hundreds Of insipid faces
F1A - looking bankly out from marvellous costumes
W 1EN But cannot hnd one that like and mother
@ : j; i ; !:
I-.f1N1S5N heartened 49,. .....
n shipping of those folds of satin that for weeks
=. have been treasurng and dreaming
seems irrevocable have wedding dress made
It's like shutting girlhood
dom and "You back don't todear
know love you that back-but
I'm frightened.
'@ New Duties and Strange Hours
Getting married duties and hours
and while have hoveed jealousy happily the satin
for dread the the making real of what
have heretofore been only rainbow thoughts from fayand
can't undrsand-perhaps be hurt
but can't help The fear is something beyond control outside
the that delights the and excitement Of getting
ready for the wedding.
Man Doesn't Understand
don't either that feel the mysticism that to
hangs her wedding shall mine
the girls do want lavender, shut in
Of sight Of the world that when the dreary hard
forgive and touching its shmmeng folds feel
all the old VOWS spring up anew in my heart And then perhaps
loving the old happiness sight Of the
weeks and the last stitch will be and shall down
heart with it joy And yeand yeti cannot bear
them begin
: A Feminine Mind
foolish and feminine is isn't it? But will be practical.
pick out smiring brides that surrounded inn
possible bridesmaids the fashion books and 1 take that
and it will be
oh, my dear, more 10 think
suppose-but won't write it Good night dear. H
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
The Bargain Hunter.

Bargain Hunter-How much is this?
Salesman-Seven dollars.
Bargain hunterv-What! SILL
Salesman-I said 81, madam.
Bargain Hunter-Seven? I'll give you
&C. 6-Path6nder
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Now Established.

Does your husband ever lose his
temper?"
Not any more. He lost Il perma-
nently about tw0Cyears after our mar
riage."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Washington times., 1911-10-18
Too Many to Brag.

"Ill bet that man is the father of
six or seven children
i "Why?"
'If he had less than three he'd be
Dragging about them.'-Detroit Free
Press