The Nome daily nugget., 1911-03-18
poIitieal fIasbes
 By Little Bow Peep.

Several close friends of Mayor Coch- , ran have interviewed him on the ques. ton nf running for reelection but t' one and all he gives the same answer
 I'm out of the race. and don't ear,
 to have anything 10 do with city poli-
 tics' looking toward a re election oi
 myself into office"
 Several people who have their pulls,
 on the political situation have been sent to the mayor to try and get him
 to run again. for the taxpayers from three different sections of the city are out to a man for Cochran. Carelton Mclean. Pearson and Bakke for the next city council. and won't take no for an answer
 Councilman Mclean when interview co stated that he would run again il the old man" Cmeaning Cochran) would: but if he refused why he thought he would too.
 The Hon. William Eddy Is reported as having been interviewed on the street two days ago by one of Nome's fair ladies. and she wanted to know it he was really a member of the mod ern and mp to date science teachings that her reading of the Daily Nugget had led her to believe IL k said that the slate flew into thousand pieces then and there. and although hc was extremely polite, yet we will refrain from printing his thoughts until he has tested our asbestos paper to the 1 1000 degree F. in temperature
 So violent was the affect upon Bill that some say he is now wearing a plaster and is surprised at its weakness.
 on Monday we should have several i've flashes" for there is to be a semi political dinner tomorrow. To the out 'ider it is given in honor of a certain 'iiut pht btN"ttu tOuTStS lIe lelioW who is as strong as the weakest "kink'' in his make up will tell those present why he should be the next mayor Dur ng the numerous libations expected to De participated in. we are in hopes this mayor will tell us what real y did happen to the slate he ribbed up asst spring. We want to know if the ards were stacked for cold decks are O old to spring on him.
 The strong low murmurings heard "hen the ear is placed close to the political ground, indicates that Gus 3organ stands a fine chance to be- 'ome a member of the next city coun- il if he chooses to be measured for he toga II may be all confined to a tumble but it is making quite a little tir at the present time.
 1T II. Moller has come out as man. lger for B. Moses for mayor, and is low securing the support Of his friends to help land Moses in the high igures when the votes are counted But so many are already wanting to lnow where was Moses when the lights went out. that he is afraid he has too good a chance of-what?
 Politicians should mark we'll the act that during a campaign the fol- owing is a true but trite saying By your sins shall ye be known, and if the public don't know them when you start In the race. they'll know then like their A. B. C's by the time 1t Is over"
 Overheard on the street.
 A gill net is a fine instrument to catch suckers. provided it isn't worn out.
 A Mustard plaster is a good drawing poultice provided its the first applica- ton. But the more often it Is used the weaker 1t becomes.
 If you have faith you can move but you had better com mence on a HilL.
 Lets see? I've already promised the iob of city clerk. city attorney. fire chief. pipeman and chemical foreman. But you get in and work and I'll take care of you"
 As the fellow walked away he re- What on earth have the other fellows to offer if he has prom sed everything in sight"