The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-05-19
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sr&rrw Esi1L re14 fl- ae@ Items t@E-
Ia ons un1sr rAs heading Wedding
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81. Married AZ the rss5Genrs q the
B-ssss garenss on last MozdaY evsz-
Is-E atSp n M Ja@ss Polk SIN
-o-s z-s Miss Sailis Jane Perkins
Il Ecal1 give Is great pleasure
u szy N this case thAt the gr0@ vas
a -o1sl 0t zznlE bearing and t-at sAs
t-iss was : pscsurs o. feminine grace
a.s IsrMness bit Es have nailed 81
eur nzsshsad the captio- 0f dsFou0a
to TRUTH. Jet Ihe cAips fall WheA@ lley
.~lz. vs are compelled 10 say thst 70
srszk q TIE groom zs q model Cs man
~ bearing w0uId hs > joke. AS .
matter Of fact jim Ezs : watsry sged-
'Iop-ezrsd. krock-kzeed huzza tEzFss-
y who has sense enough 10 come 10
vixen Il rains bat that Ia about the
|Iimlt q his intellectual aElainnents
Al ne wedding feast be shoyed his
food into Bis m0ath with his knife and
PUT the fezts of the professional Sword
swaii0wers to shame
Concerning the bride ne wish 70
SPEAK - kindly As possible sallie Is
nos a had SORT of girl Tn fact she IS
q lot too good for the nan she has
been fool enough to marry OF course
she doesn't kn0E anything but that
Is not her fzulf entirely as her old
skinflint Of = father made her woEk
AZ hoze Ike niger and never gave
Sker 4 chance 10 60 70 school Shs is
NOS a paragon OF beauty. Her hair re-
semhlss a bunch Of carrots that have
been laid cut N the sun for q couple
os days until they got to be dingy
yellow color Her nose looks as II Il
had been wiped the wrong way wheu
is wzz il the plastic state and her
teeth seen 70 have been s0wn IN her
n0uth broadcast They have evident
10 never been deseerzted Eith tooth
hrash but ne 2pprehe1d that this may
have been because the old man was
too stinEy to gire SallIe the necessary
qrerter 70 buy one with-
We we're presented with a piece
81 tie brides cake after the wedding
We we're rash enough to eat some Of
it and that night dreamed that Ee
we're in 4 geological garden and that
IL elephant and rhinoceros took turns
i'm waEkiug over US and biting out
tufts Of our hair. II that Is a specimen
of her cooking. then God help james
X. Polk simmons He will be under
the daisies inside ot six months. bui
then that IS tae place for him He
yin serve q better purpose as a soil
fertilizer than any other way.
Here is another item under the
head
"a New Hotel Needed in Razzls
Dazzle.
III RzHzle Dazzle is to grow and
progress as her location and nztuE2
advantages would warrant. re masf
either have a new hotel or a change
in management in the one We havs
now. The present landlord. Capt
stockbridge. may mean wen but hs
keeps Z hotel ike the old woman KEEP
tavern out west Evidently Captain
Ssockbrige vas laboEiug under the in
preston VIXEN be took charge that 4
hotel would run itself without AM
care or exerti0n on the part Of ths
spropriet0r. The fare he sets up q
his table would gag Piute Indian
we tried one meal and q few minutes
after leaving the hotel donated wha
we had managed TO eat 10 q stral
dog. That may seem cruel but W
hzppened TO know that the city mar
shaI intended to kill the dog that al
ltenoou any way and besides ~
couldn't help giving up that dinner
we found two dead reaches in th'
first biscuit we opened and our syn
pathy vent out to them II they had
nt been baked to death that biscui
would have killed them anyway. w
also stayed. (we didn't sIeepl one nigh
in one Of the hotel beds. Nine thous
: and. four hundred and sixteen bugs Al
7 lacked Us front. side and rear. w
fought bravely until nearly exhsuste
t-om loss OF blood and then got cu
Of bed and stood the rest Of the nigh
On Z chair. The bugs gathered tn
circle about the chair uttertng hzrs
and discordznt cries and daring Is
get down and fight ike a man
Here i another. under the hes
~The New Sky Pilot
Rev. Sylyanus Johnson. The ne'
Baptist preacher, tried his first sci
moa On his congregation here las
sunday morning We vent hoping
receive spiritual and intellectual d