The Lamar register., 1911-09-13
kamchatka's Volcanoes.

kamehatka's Volcanoes.
Kamchatka has II number of volca-
noes. the only ones In Russia that are
still active
Queer Head.
He-My stock in trade Is brains.
She-You've got funny looking sam
pie Varsity Life.
Peat In Russia.
Peat constitutes about one-third of
the fuel used in the central Industrial
districts of Russia.
Tho One Destination.
lis there any Held for new poe,si"
why, yes. There Is potter's Heidi
Lippincott's Magazine.
Electricity and Dry Air.
So perfect an insularor is dry air
that 1t takes 10000 volts of electricity
to leap gap of an inch.
Would Ask Questions or Die.
A woman is never known to adver-
Use for the return Of stolen property
land no questions asked
Borrowing.
did he borrow any money from
your borrow. How can l tell un'
less he returns itT'- Exchange.
His Legacy.
Did your rich Il icle leave you
muchf" -Four good excuses for break
ing his will. Detroit Free Press.
Grapes and Wine.
Most people think white grapes make
white wine and dark grapes make red
wine I. Is popular error Red wine
is made by iermenting grape juice and
grape skins together. and white wine
is made by fermenting grape juice
alone.
A Last Resort.
Little Boy want you to write me
ar excuse for being late to school yes
terday. Jeweler -Ehi You ure not my
son. Little Boy-N-o. but mamma says
I had plenty OF time TO get to school.
so guess the clock you sold her
doesn't go right
Which Came First.
The first tadpole noticed that its
legs had become well enough develop
ed to be used In swimming
Therefore II dropped Its tail and be
came frog.
Question for discussion. WAS 1t the
first frog Y'-Chicngo Tribune.
Claiming Credit.
81. SIR" remarked the indignant ciu-
zen. Jam a taxpayer"
well" replied the political boss.
''you have me to thank. You wouldn't
be nearly as much OF taxpayer as
you are excepting for my efYorts"-
Washington Star.
Mrs. Highupp-How was the new
rector's sermonf
Mrs. Blase- Very disappointing. He
was going TO talk on "Revelations.'
and all the scandals he had to offer
were about cities and people dead and
gone centuries ago.-Puck.
Not to His Taste.
Eyes. our BILE IL always up to date"
boasted the would be fashionable land
lady. We have those beautiful re-
candles on at supper time"
Candles for support gasped the
prospective ,oarder Madam. do you
think I am Eskimof''
Under Cross Examination.
Counsel Your age. signorinat Young
Lady CbashfuIlyI-Oh. | hardly like to
tell you. Counsel-fet ] must Insist on
knowing IT. Pray tell me how old you
were ten years ago Young Lady
(cheerfullyI 20 oh. wenty-threel-Fan-
fulla.
Drawing the Line.
81 suppose" said the timid young
man. when you recall what u hand
some man your first husband was you
wouldn't consider me for u minuter
"Oh. yes. would" replied the
widow Instantly. "hut l wouldn't con
slider you for II second
Always.
Time haunted her She laughed at
him she resorted to n thousand devices
whereby to discomfort him. but he was
not TO be shaken on AT length she
lost her temper
Cant you see" she hared out re-
luctantly. that there's no room for
you where beauty dwellsf'
There is always Time rejoined.
touching his scythe significantly. room
for one mower,"-Iuck