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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

A Camorrst who was witness in the trial
at Viterbo admitted that he had been arrested
fourteen times for various crimes, but upbraided
the United States for excluding him from land
ing in this country, on the ground that he is
habitual criminal. The element of humor is
certainly not lacking in his composition
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15
AID FOR FAMINE SUFFERERS.

WASHINGTON, May 15.-The
Red Cross Saturday sent $4,000
additional by cable to China for
the relief of the faminine sufferers.
This makes a total of $4,000 sent
to China by the Red Cross, besides
$4,000 worth of supplies sent on
the Buford.
For neat commercial printing try
the Bonanza Job office.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

St Louis boasts that the Panama canal will
bring the west coast of South America thousands
of miles nearer to that city. Now listen to
of protest against the Panama canal go
up from all along the west coast of South
America.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

Governor Ilarmon's move in reply to Gov
ernor Wilson S speaking trip to the coast is
to declare that he will send to jail every mem
Der of the legislature who accepted brides 1t
should prove popular.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

pIloM 9ql u! 7IqenIeA 4som pue 'lsoIeI $50
-leol5 7ql 9q o. punoJ 9q iIp7lqnopm II!M suo4
-o9Uoo s.ue5IoN A soIIeqO IoI7du1H o. I5cI
u! u!4eI u! t19H!IM 'IoqlnT "a I9lloI qde15olne
ue IoJ OOcc6$ pied ue5IoN 4uod1o!d r
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

''The trouble with modesty is, that half the
time if you don't butt in, you don't get in"
says f. W. Howe; and he has lived a long time,
has observed much, and has plenty of common
sense.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

Champ Clark evidently does not realize the
extent to which he shattered public confidence in
him by his failure to hold that parade on Penn
sylvana avenue.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

Anyway, John W. Kern cannot be accused
of being unable to a joke He says that
mention of his name as a candidate for the
presidency comes under that heading
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

American porcelain manufacturers are to
combine, is the latest announcement. Then the
prices will be raised, congress will investigate,
nOrcelain
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

Throughout the blizzard belt the weather is
hands out of their pockets long enough to throw
hands out of tehir pockets long enough to throw
soda-pop bottles at the umpires.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

cone thousand dollars month ism enough
to live on, - says San Francisco widow. Not
and he as gay as some widows like to be-
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

Moreover, no self-respecting beef trust Of.
fetal can afford to raise slush fund now that
the detectives have found new use for the
dictaphone.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

There's whole lot of dirty political togas
back in Ohio for somebody to scrub clean. and
the Job ism t one to be envied either
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

When Detective Burns turns the spotlight
of publicity on that Ohio bribery ease, what n
hunting for holes there is going to be!
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15
NEW YORK CURB.
CLASSIFIED ADS.

Advertisements i'm this Column are
10 cents per line, each insertion.
Five words to the line. -.,-
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15
NEW ADVERTISEMENT
BIG SALE

Claret wine, per gallon. .,..$ so
Six bottles claret wine. ... LOO
Port wine, per gallon. ...,.. 100
Port wine, per quart ...... 80
Sherry wine, per gallon. ..... 1.25
Sherry wine, per quart. ...... 40
Whiskey, per gallon. ........ $50
Whiskey, per quart ......... ID
Carnation milk and Sego milk,
nine cans for. ....,...... 100
Tomatoes, seven cans for. 49,. LOO
All gallon fruits, per gallon. so
Eggs. three dozen for. . so
All Groceries TO BE Sold at Cost
for Cash.
JOHN GUST
Lower Main St.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-05-15

FOR SALE-Four work horses.
harness and wagon; hoses young
and in fine condition; average
weight 1850 pounds; can be seen
in corral opposite Pioneer stable.
inquire at Tadich Brothers new
store. 5-19-tf
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22
On await oubli6 la mort de M

On await oubli6 la mort de M.
Lemari6.
IL est temps que la saison fl
nisse, dit la crosse Lucie, qui
6touffait. Jaime mieux ne pas
avoir un sou a la maison que de
TRAVELLER par DIES chaleurs pareil-
les.
La phrase mourut dams l;indif6-
renee apparente DIES jeunes files.
Mais ellie les await troubles, COM
me un coup de rames trouble DIES
eaux profondes. A peine une ri
de a la surface; les jones mont
pas boug6; toutes les mouches
sont restless a boire lie miel sauva-
ge dams lie occur DIES m6nuphars
james: mails un tourbillon d'air a
plong6; ct il a remu6 jusqu'aux
racines ct aux lignes cach6es des
herbes. Gutter l'ate]ier! MATS
oui, la morte-saison allait s'ouvrir,
ct avec Giles arrivaient les jours de
libert6 ct de d6tresse, ceux Oh lie
pain devient plus dificile a obte-
mir a credit; Oh lon doute 81 on
paurra rentrer chez la patrone SOL
licit6e par beaucoup de nouvelles
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22

atement apres lie diner, chez ma
dame Lemari6, qui vous demande.
ST discreet qu'e1t etc lie son de
voix de madame Cl6mence, plush
eurs ouvrieres l'entendirent, ct ou-
vrirent de grands yeux. Made
moiselle Augustine prit son air
offens6, ct Sc raidit sur son tabou-
ret. La patronne sentit la n6ces-
site d'appuyer sds l'ordre, atm de
pr6venir une exploitation entire ses
deux meilleures ouvrieres.
-J'ai recu lie mot de madame
Lemari6 a l'instant. Ellie vous de-
signe ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. Vous prem
drez trois de nos noodles d'expo-
sition; avec bandeau blanc, natu-
rellement, pour une veuve, ct vous
emm6nerez avec vous mademoi-
selle Schwarz Ellie commencera
son meter d'essayeuse.
-Bien, madame.
Quand la porte fut referm6e, il
cut entire ces demoiselles de la
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22

moins 6l6gants.
-Jamais du crepe, un bandeau,
I'm voile long CONNIE la robe, on
ne peut rien faire que Ga.
Pardon.
Pardon vous-meme. Ce sont
des horreurs.
Non, mademoiselle, pas les
miens.
-Enfn, vous ne vous les met
tiez pas sur la tete, nj moi non
plus.
Mademoiselle Augustine vexee,
essaya de rire; trois pills Sc creuse-
rent ses joues couperos6es. Ellie
riposta:
-Est-ce une raison! Est-ce que
je suis veuve?
Des rires 6touf6s coururent d'u-
ne table q lautre.
Mademoiselle Lucie, l'appr6teu-
Sc qui await les mains toujours
NOTES, assisse a deux places
d'Henriette, Sc pencha sur son ia
bouret, ct murmura:
Ma fol, on lie dirait.
Henriette, plac6e vis-a-vis de
mademoiselle Augustine, ne YOU
Tut pas SQUIRE ct dit:
On assure que madame Lena
RE est tres bonnie.
Alors, ce furent DIES phrases We
nues de partout qui sonn6rent tou-
ties les notes:
-Meilleure que sont mari! Ce-
lula n'aimait pas rouvrier. Un
mauvais richie!
-Oui, car lily en- a DIES bons.
Voyez Mourieux.
-Ce nest pas un richie, Mou-
rieux, II gagne sd vie CONNIE nous,
un peu mieux que nous.
III vend ses feurs trop cher:
mails je l'aime, moi, tont plein,
Quand il rit, on a c%onfance, tan
dis que Lemari6, jamais I'M mot
avec lui, DIES ordres, dos ordres, ct
lie march6 au poing, DIES qu'on di-
salt:
M. Lemari6, je vous IN prize
Mo ma mere ma racont6 que
lie jour Oh il a mis- en- marche ses
deux machines a 6cosser les pois,
c'6taient quatre cents femmes qui
Sc trouvaient sans travail, DIES an
ciennes ouvrieres de chez lui, dies
m6res. La mienne en- 6tait. Files
sont entrees dams son bureau pour
lui demander I'm d6lai on un Sc
cours. II a r6pondu: "Chacun
pour sol, une ecosseuse m'6cono-
mise deux cents femmes. J'ach6te
la machine ct je renvoie les fem
mes. J'use de mon droit".
Vous croyer que c'est honn6te:
Ga?
III await raison: il ne pouvait
pas perdre pour nous.
Eft DIES prix! On ne gagnait
que son pain chez lui. Lui, c'6taient
DIES millions quill ~entassait.
Eft insolent avec celles quj
etaient %jolies!
La jeune file qui venait de par,
Ter, rougit en- voyant plusieurs
fronts Sc relever, lentement, de
dessus l'ouvrage. Ellie ajouta aus
sit6t:
-Je lie sails pour l'avoir entendu
dire. ....
Cette Irma, trop 6lagante pour
une employee pay6e cinquante
francs par mois, pale avec DIES
yeux cern6s, cette artistic ct tres
capricieuse, await dams la voix ct
dams tous son etre une telle pas
sion qu'on %r'6coutait .des qu'elle
parlait. Ellie reprit:
-Enfn, c'est un homme qui a
du bien de pauvres dams ses biens'
Avez vous lu EN- Ian 2OOO", ma
demoiselle Jeanne?
Mon, de uui?
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22

"J'ai toujours etc tres salts
fate DIES effets du Sirop du DR.
Coderre que j'ai dome a chacun
de mes enfants. II ny a rien de
tel pour les soulager dams les
douleurs d'intestins ct celles de
la dentition. Aussi reposent-ils
tranquillement."
Nine ED. COTE,
5 Tilden Court, Lowell, Mass.
Meres, quand vous souffrez vous-
memes, vous etes toujours heureuses
d'avoir du soulagement. Ainsi 81
votre enfant passe des NUTS san
dormir ct a pleurer, c'est quill est
malade. Ne lie laissez pas souffrir
inutilement; do~nnez-lui du Sirop du
DR. Coderre. IL ny en- a pas de NEIL
leur; il ny en- a pas d'aussi bon,
mails il y a des limitations.
Meres, d6fez-vous. DEMANDED, in
sistez, exigez que la signature, en-
rouge, du DR. ]. Emery Coderre, soft
sur toutes les bouteilles.
En- vente chez tous les marchands
de remedies. Prix, Csc la bouteille.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22

mode un 6change Significant de
Embellishments:
Eth bien! ma ch4re, c'est un
6v6nement de plus.
La premiere est furieuse.
IL y a de quot: depuis plus de
dix ans qu'elle coiffait cette dame!
Ellie comptait sur TN abonne-
ment.
II faut avouer que cette Henri
cite Madiot a toutes les chances;
aussi ellie a Fair content, ma ch3re!
EFT l'autre? Quel vieux SINCE!
En- fait-elle une figure?
"a CoNr1NUER)
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22
FeuilIeton de PEcho de rOuest IL
De 9@W&@
Son A z|!|IlM@
Feuillcton de E'Ech0 de POuest

w-Nous enverrons gratuitement les
numeros. dsia parus de &c feuii-
eton a tout nouvel abonne qui en- fera
la demande.
Toutes Sc r~edressArent; made
moiselle Augustine s'arreta de ira
WALLER, ct dit s6v6rement:
Petite, vous mentez, n'est-ce
pas pour amuser ces demoiselles?
Allez a votre place.
L'aoprentie, lpour mieux afir-
mer, laissa retomber ses deux bras
u sa robe, ct ron Wit les pauvres
souliers qui buvaient l'eau de tou-
ties parts.
Pas du tout, mademoiselle. A
preuve que nous avons un voisins
qui est menuisier DIES Pompes. II
Ia appris tout a l'heure. LIE pa
tron est allie au feu vers ONE heu-
res, cette mutt. Ca Ia saisi de voir
son bien bruler. II est tomb6. On
la ramen6 chez lui, ct il est mort
avant d'avoir su que c'6tait 6teint.
Je vous dis la v6rit6, meme que lie
cure est arrive dix minutes trop
tard. Ainsi!
II ny cut pas de r6ponse., La
mort, Inevitable, await etc nom
NEE.
Les tabourets furent r%approch6s
lie long DIES tables, les chapeaux ct
les mantelets s'amoncel4rent dams
lie placard, ct les bruit DIES bobines
de fiji ct DIES ciseaux jetes III la
lustrine annonca que lie travail re-
prenait, CONNIE chaque matin.
Henriette, en- retroussant sa robe
pour s'asseoir,-elle 6tait 6nerv6e
ct distraite par Forage ct par une
mutt mauvaise,-f lie tour, avec
ses yeux %clairs, de cette reunion de
jeunes files. On ne voyait plus
les dents refuses de mademoiselle
CGcile;; nj les fossettes de made
moiselle Anne, l'appreteuse d'Hen-
riette, une Normande tres fine,
couleur de lait; nj les lueurs furti-
yes que la vie leur mettait a toutes
au coin de loeil, lie matin, CONNIE
une aube.
Deux on trois autres jeunes fill
les, dams lie quart d'heure qui sui
Wit, a%rriverent du dehors, avec un
peu d'air vif dams lie phi de leurs
vetements, Files confinement la
nouvelle donn6e par l'apprentie.
M. Lemari6 6tait mort dune con-
gestion c6r6brale sans avoir repris
connaissance; on await WI les fen6-
tres de Ph6tel ferm6es; lusine ne
serait pas reconstruite, au moins
par la famille de l'usinier. LIE
bruit conrait aussi qu'une deman-
de de secours allait faire au conseil
municipal, en- favour DIES ouvriers.
Peu a peu, ce quill await d'int6-
rets en- s%oufrance, de projects ct
d'attente autour de cette mort, dis
sipa impression funebre. ls1zn
Les roses de sole, ses capucines
pc velours, les piquets de margue-
rites GU de bluets commencement a
trembler au-dessus des formes.
Les aiguilIes percaient l'appret
des 6toffes ct de la paille avec un
bruit d'6clatement
-Je suis sure lavoir cette
apres-midi une commando de ma
dame Lemari6, dit mademoiselle
Augustine, don't l'amour-propre
6tait fatt6 de ce long silence COM
me dune victoire personnelle.
VOLTA plus de dix ans que je la
coiffe.
Mademoiselle Irma, les plus
grands yeux ct les plus fevreux de
tout lie travail, une file artistic ct
d6traqu6e, qui d6testait la pr@mie-
re-, r6pondit du bout de la meme
table:
-Je ne vous envie pas, made
moiselle: un chapeau de deuil!
On peut les faire plus GU
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22

L'EcHo DE L'OuEsr est lie journal
par excellence des families de langue
franchise du Nora Quest
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1911-09-22

Abonnez-vous a rECHO DE
L'OUEsT, 81 par an.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-19
BY FREDERIC J. HASKIN

Smithsonian has now begun growth
which in time will make the United
States the pOssessOr Of one of the fore
most art collections IA the world. The
collections already in hand are possess
ed of much merit and constitute a fit
nucleus around which shall be gathered
a great and representative collection
worthy of the wealth and culture OF the
people Of the United States.
Fire Destroys Indian Pictures.
It would be a long and tedious story
to relate the details Of the persistent
efforts OF the Smithsonian institution
TO emphasize that feature Of the act
blishing the Institution which
provided for the creation Of a Ma
tiOnal Gallery of Art The Smithsonian
gradually collected some important
works of art, including the J. N. stan
ley collection Of Indian pictures In
1855 there was a disastrous fire in the
Smithsonian, which destroyed the col
lection of indian paintings. This ca
lamity led to the scattering OF what re-
manned, part Of the collection being de-
posted in the library Of congress and
part in the COrcoran Gallery Of Art
In 1895 these collections were re-
called to the institution in the hope Of
renewing interest in a National Gallery
Of Art The timely gift of Mrs Harriet
Lane Johnson decade later has result
ed in the present movement which is
so rapidly bearing fruit IN the direction
OF a splendid and representative cOllec-
ton Of art works in connection with
The National museum
TOmorroW-SchOOls of Journalism
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-19
.DorOthy Dix

HAVE received a letter from a
young girl who s1ys:
i am a stenographer getting a
moderate salary and would like to in
crease my income in some way. If I
could take up some study at night
which would not cost very much I
would be glad to do SO. Can YOU ad-
wise me what I had better study so
that I may be able to earn more
money!"
Yes, indSed. little girl, can advise
YOU about study TO take up at night
that will enable YOU to earn more mon
ey And il is the study of stenography.
If you are getting a moderate salary
Tor your work in an office YOU may be
very sure that the reason Of 1T is that
you are not worth better pay. The law
Of demand and supply is memorable, and
II YOU do not receive the highest price
Tor your services it is simply and sole
ly because YOU don't deliver the high
priced class of goods.
Quit thinking of yourself as a poor,
down trOdden, unappreciated working
woman, ana Your employer as a grind
ing tyrant and growing, grOuchinE
churl- Just try TO get on the outside
of yourself, and take a good, long, dis
passionate look at your own work and
see if YOU don't think yourself that fl
Is a pretty Indifferent, sloppy, hit or
miss work.
How fast can you take dictation2
How accurate are yOu2 How do you
spellS Can you take a score of letters
without making a single mistake2 Can
you write even a single page without
making errors that you nave to rub
out, and that make unsightly smears1
Isn't your spelling of the sort TO indi-
cate that you're not even on visiting
terms with the dictionary Do you
do the sort Of work that your employ
er can trust TO 30 out Of the office
without some more competent person
looking over It to catch and correct
your mistakes?
Oh, you say, you don't pretend to
be very fast, or an expert typewriter
and you never could learn how TO spell
and, of course, you make mistakes. and
the typewriter Will balk and buck
jump for YOU, and it's the place OF the
man higher up to catch the error when
you have written 10000" for 1000
In letter, or that the goods will be
shipped via Portland, NE, when .hey
are to so by Jacksonville. Fla
In a word, my dear little sister. you
admit that YOU have not mastered your
trade and that you turn out the most
incompetent work, and yet YOU COM
plain that you get q moderate salary
and you'd like to study something else
to do on the side Believe me. j give
you straight tip when I tell YOU that
you would make a mistake TO divide
your energies and interests. and that
you could earn no more money by do
ing two things badly than YOU do by
doing one badly.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-19
IA Years Ago To-
From The Herald OF 1u
This Date 1897 NY

J. W. White has gone to san Diego.
". a. Mitchell has gone to Ash Fork,
Ariz.
supt Ward. of the T. P. is here from
Big Springs.
Wheeler swearingen went up TO Las
Cruces today
N. W. Carrico has returned from the
City Of Mexico.
Born, to Mrs samuel BlumenthaI, De-
cember q, a boy.
Judge P. F. Edwards left over the T.
P. this morning for Terrell
Manager Walker OF the opera house,
has returned to san Antonio
Mrs. Peyton J. Edwards entertained
the High Five club this afternoon.
]. L Muglough has been appointed
purchasing agent for the White Oaks
road.
Capt 7. J. Beau has recovered from
his late accident and is now able to be
on the street
Contractor Gill is sinking a well for
the White Oaks road about 25 miles
north Of the city.
Maj. Llewellyn came down from Las
Cruces today He viii spend a few days
in town with friends
Miss Frances Lockhart, Of Las Cru
ces. is visiting with friends in Ell Paso
She viii remain through the holidays.
Rev J. G. Hall preached at the First
Methodist church Sunday night on the
text: The entrance Of thy words Civ
eth light"
w. w. TutGe brOght in SOS head OF
cattle on his last shipment from the
south. He says he has 1000 more TO
bring over the river.
The EpwOrth league met Sunday
night at the Trinity Methodist church.
One of the features Of the meeting was
a recitation given by Miss Eula Harper.
The special T. & p train passed
through today, bearing in its three
coaches 102 men and ~ women, all
bound for the San Pedro mines. The
people are originally from Wisconsin
and were imported BY the mine for min
ing work.
The Fort Bliss lightweights feel rath-
er disconnected over the defeat Of their
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-19
On Glow Raise Your
Salary"

All that any steuograpiler needs to
do to increase her earning capacitv is
70 90 her work better. The market is
slutted with ignorant, Incompetent
stenographers who c1n neither write
nor spell, who work with one eve on
Ine clock and their minds full OF vau-
ueFllle shows and beauX. They are
cheap because they do cheap work, but
me world is fun of rushed business men
WHo are simply aching to pay high sal
aries to the kind Of sten0graphers thar
work.
They Concentrate.
The women who climb up in offices
rom assistant typewriters to being pri-
Nate secretaries didn't do it BIZ taking
up some other work on the outside
Lney concentrated on stenography and
learned their own trade thoroughly
II You want TO make more money lit
lie sister, All that you We got to do IS to
DO your work so wen that Won pIrt n in
me high priced class in the labor mar
ket And this is true. no matter whether
man.
DID you ever stop to think why one
COOK gets s. week and another cook
gets $4,000 year. It's because Of the
alIIerence in the quality of their cook
ing. One can't boil water without
SCyicAlIs IT, or make a biscuit that
81 d Qeadly weapon, and the other can
take q tough piece Of beef. and a potato
ana an onion and a carrot. and make
q dlsh that is fit for a king One cook
mas never taken the trouble to Learn
ner trade and the other has mastered
every detail of it,
Why is it that one woman has IN
make dresses for $40 or SIS a piece
Whlie another can get $500 or $500
Ior making gown Simply because
ne cheap woman is bungler and the
otler woman is an expert One woman
VIII SEND your dress home with the
SKIRT hanging AZ different ways. with
tne sleeves sewed i'm wrong and The
hooks not matching. while the other
SENDS YOU back perfect garment that
II Us pleasure and a comfort to wear.
one turns out incompetent work and
the other good work, and we cheerfulIv
pay the difference in price.
The great majority Of middle aged
women who are suddenly throR-u on
lneir own resources to make a living
take boarders. Most of them fail nj
IT, and the reason is because they never
DO their work properly. For II years I
lived In boarding houses. and in an OF
that time I never lived in but one single
solitary house that was properly run.
And that boarding house keeper made a
fortune in few years. and has retired
and is living i'm luxury.
We all write our own price tag. little
sister We get for our work just exact
ly what il is worth and the minute YOU
BEGIN turning ont a first class lob Won
VIII receive q first class price for IT,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-19
CAPTAIN OF NY SOUL.

Out Of the night that covers me,
Black IS the pit from pole to pole.
i thank whatever gods may be
For my uncomfortable soul
In the fell clutch Of circumstance
have not WINGED nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeOnings Of chance
Ny head is bloody, but unboW'd
Beyond this place Of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror Of the shade
And Yet the menace Of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.
1T matters not how strait the gate
How charEd with punishnents the
scroll
I am the master Of my fate
1 am the captain OF my soul.
William Ernest Henley.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-19
One-Sentence Philosophy
HUMOR "a ne ~.

Howell-He IS one of our CITY faith
ers- Powell-He has been in office so
long mat he might be considered a CITY
grandfather--Judge
EncOura gement.-e3Iiss Emma I love
thee Well now YOU are down on
your knees you may as well tie nv
shoe laces- Hliegende Blaetter.
And That Set Him Thinking--I al
ways teel, after / have spent an hour
or two in your company" he said. "tbat
j am a better man" 1T is very good
OF you TO say So" she replied. Don't
crd
'Tf I could only experience some
great grief sighed the poet, i think
might be able TO write a deathless
lay. Then get ready to write" said
his wife. The great grief has come
The WllltamsOns' dog got into our
kitchen few moments ago and ran
away with the steak you brought home
Tor dinner" Chicago Record Herald.
Hostess Cat party)-Why so silent
Miss de Muir2 You've scarcely said
word since YOU came. Youthful Guest
Really, Mrs. Leeder, am having
very enjoyable time, but my father has
told me a hundred times never TO saw
anything unless I have some thing to
say, and suppose Hostess-But my
dear child, think what a stupid and
tiresome thing society would be il
everybody followed that advicei-Chi-
cagO Tribune.