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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
HOLD PREsBYTERY
IN C0CkADE CITY
REPORTS AT ANNUAL SESSION
WIZ SHOW GRATIFYING GAINS
IN CONTRIBUTIONS.

Increase In contributions, especially
along ali benevolent lines, VIII pc
shown by reports submitted at the
approaching annual session OF the
East Hanover Prssbytery to be held
in the Second church. PETERSBURG De-
asunin0 April 16. This statement was
made Wednesday by Mr.. II, K. Magill,
secretary Of the Presbyterian pub
fIehfng committee, with headquarters
IN Richmond.
Mr.. Magtii thinks the Presbyterian
outlook was never brighter, both at
home and abroad.
At the Petersburg meeting. commits
sioners to the general assembly to be
held in Louisville in May viii be
named. In addition TO the transaction
of other important business.
The annual session OF the preshy-
terry was held last year in the Church
Of the Covenant. Richmond.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
Mr.. NEAL ACCEPTS
CITY DEPUTYSHIP
PUT OUT OF BUSINESS BY TRUST.
HT5 WILD SERVE UNDER
sATTERFTELD.

Mr.. Thomas d. Neal announced
"Wednesday that had accepted the de-
putty city sergeantship recently offer
ed him by City Sergeant SatterfieId,
He will enter upon his duties on April
1.
Mr.. Neal served as deputy under
the late City Sergeant Smith, and il
thoroughly familiar with the duties of
the Office
As he said "Wednesday. he was en-
gagged In the leaf tobacco business in
Richmond unttl the trust put him ont
OF commission,
MI. Neal resides at No. West Main
street which IL In Henry ward.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

ton Juliet Anderson. Ethci Taylor,
Mary Booth, Matte pevine, Saliie
Wood. Ruth Kidd and Myrtle Turner.
Messrs. Charlie Cunningham, 8. q.
Meredith. Baker. Louis Ratcliffc.
Maurice Carter. Virgil Long. Clarke,
Joe Bayne. Melton Turner. Hunter
Christian. Mercer Christian, Willie
Smith. James Beavers. w. r. vaw-
ter and DIR. Hilton.
Personals.
Mrs. Anne Banning Skinner. Of
Easton, Md. who is now visiting in
Norfolk. viii spend several days In
Richmond before her return home.
The Rev. J. Y. Downman, OF this
city. is spending several days In Alex
andria.
Miss Grace Perkins is the guest OF
friends at Old Point, where abe Is
being extensively entertained.
Mics Betty Booker. of the univer-
sity OF Virginia. IL the guest Of Miss
Marion Meade In the city for several
days.
Miss Abby Moran is the guest of
Mrs. w Fl. Undertake at the lat
ter's home in Fredericksburg.
Mr. and Mrs. George ]. Seay, OF
1915 West Franklin street, have re-
turned to Richmond after years
absence abroad.
Miss Mary Traylor Is spending some
time with friends in Philadelphia and
New York.
Mrs. w, e. Cottren and little son.
Maitland, who have been spending sew
eral days In this city. have returned
to their home in Newport News
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
MAN WITH STRAW HAT
SEEN IN MAIN STREET
Venturesome Beau Brumme Did Not Brave Contact With
Pedestrians But Made Hurried Passage in
Taxicab
Taxicab

Probably the nrst man to wear q
straw hat in Richmond this spring ap-
peArsd In Main street Tuesday after
noon In . taxicab going west, but his
passage along the thoroughfare was
20 hurried that only q part OF the
throngs on both sides Of the street
caught . glimpse Of the summary
headgear.
He left babble Of calculations and
comments In his wake for March FL,
even through marking the advent Of
spring. astronomically speaking. "
rather an early date to appear in this
city In u bonnet, which In usually
Sunday or thereabouts.
The identity OF the daring Beau
Brummsl u shrouded In mystery. He
was not known at the Jefferson Ho-
tel. In which direction the taxicab
was being driven, and inquiry among
taxi chauffeurs failed to reveal ono
who had driven q man with straw
hat. Evidently stranger, tho man
was well groomed and to all appear
ances q gentleman.
II 10 likely he had just arrived in
town from Palm Beach or some other
Southern winter resort and found
hat with his other hats locked In
trunk to which he could not gain ac-
cess. 1t was likely that In this d.
JENNA the gentleman ordered the.
taxicab and instructed the driver to
waste no time in passing through the
crowded streets OF the downtown SEQ
ton.
RiO&s In Otllor Cities,
II il more than likely that he fad
read OF daring persons who first APP
peared this spring with straw hats In
other cities. It Will be remembered
that : man who left the Brosd Btrsst
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
News Notes from
North Carolina

wINsTON-SALEM After an all
night search by his family and neigh
bors, solomon 6hoaf, . farmer, was
found dead In the woods nine miles
from this city TUESDAY, 1t IL sup
posed that heart trouble was the cause
of his death.
NEWBERN.- candidates
are Ii the field for all municipal Of
fees. The Democratic primary win
BE- held April III. Mayor q, u No
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
Beyry's for Clothes.

Though ths Ped Office tpas great hobby t-fA
Hashsassor. IRE Gs.srei Posi Office ues net ssfsS'
hshed as.,i Hareh :, I7op--1ke year 81 BE Scsth.
II you are not able to come TO our
store to see the new Spring goods
for man and boy, we'll send samples
by mail,
A phone, wire or letter places us
at your service.
This week we open a new line
of nobby spring Refers for girls
and rnisses-S3.5e to $3.50.
There's a crisp newness as well
as a subdued air of elegance about
the Berry garments for spring.
They'll please any man, or boy,
or girl.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
FRUIT SUFFERS
SMALL DAMAGE

JAAAvIILlE. VA, March 32.--Our
03M1ae from the country bring to
- Tho Very pteasant nswa that 30
~ ~ 1ru1e has suftarAd NO mate
f14l aA3nPy. Rome early buds have
- bli9htsd. but ths number IL In
o6nGf1oeak1A.
4We ennstl h0snas beionsing 10 col
~lM1 po1n0ng werA burned Monday
na1n4 ~ Ia the osnt time in the
xoot DAse the wAtse supply was
1ntee NsggaS4 NJ the regular army,
DepoAA the Faxtavilla Guard last
vonfn9 md wna highly cammanda~
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
TWO HURT ON
BAR HARBOR EXPRESS

CLINTON. MASS. March 22.--An
express messenger and mail clerk
were injured when the Bar Harbor
express on the Boston and Maine
Railway was derailed near here early
to-day. The passengers in the pulls
man cars were thrown from their
seats and berths but none was serious-
ly hurt
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
RUSSIAN MINISTER
HAS NOT BEEN STAIN

LONDON, March ga Slispatch
from Pekfn says there lis mo fOunda-
ison for the rumors tiaas n. KnroSto-
yetz, the Russian nainisteS to Clliiia,
has boen mur1Occd thcpn.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Especial to The Richmond virsinian.r
HEATHSvILLE. VA. March Ia
News has just reached here Of the
death OF Mr.. J. J. crowder. aSsd
about seventy-nve ysars, It his home
at Reedville, this county. Monday
night. after : Lingering illnasss Mr..
Crowder was one Of the most PRONE
inent merchants OF the Nofthorn
the arm OF ], J. Crowder q son -
Reedville. Va. He wAA IN ex-Con-
federate soldier. having lost one arra
during the war between the 1tateA
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Especial to Tho Richmond virsinSaa. N
xep Of Fairfields, this county, diedI
at her home Monday night. Her
remains were tAken 70 Washfu9ton
n q, whore intsrmsnt 49, nlaA1
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Carthy VIM be opposed by Alderman
J. II. Weddeli. There are five candl.
dates for chief OF police. Nearly ev-
cry ward has from three to i've candi-
dates for alderman. The only Off.
GERS who have no fights on their hands
for recollection are Tax Collector j.
J. Toison and City Clerk +. T. rat-
terson.
HENDERSON.--Ch with the
murder of James Hunt. colored. in
a negro schoolhouse at Kittrell. Fred
Crudup was arraigned before the
mayor Tuesday. John Mills II charE.
ed with being an accessory. Both men
are negroes.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22
Lovely Silk Waists
Continue TO ArriDe.

The new recruits to our
splendid fancy Waist display
are models of chiffon and
messaline. Particularly are
some of these models
Some very attractive and popular
selling Waists Of chiffon, in both
street and evening shades, also
black and white combination, which
is much in demand at present, some
are artistically braided, others
trimmed in the popular beaded
effects, kimono sleeve with dainty
yokes of net or lace, &5.00, S5-9S
$3.50 to $1,000.
Several new models In Messaline
and Japanese Silk Waists, fancy
trimmed or plain some have lace
yokes, either long or three-quarter
length sleeves, in all colors as well
rs the popular striped effects, at
1898, $500 to $7.50.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Miss Grace Perkins is the guest OF
friends at Old Point, where abe Is
being extensively entertained.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Miss Abby Moran is the guest of
Mrs. w II. Undertake at the lat
ter's home in Fredericksburg.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Mics Betty Booker. OF the Univer
sity OF Virginia, IL the guest Of Miss
Marion Meade In the city for several
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

DOZens Of new Styles Nave
Just arriped-sheer lawns and
batiste, all comfortable and
becoming little Sacques, these
are beautiful floral designs,
in all colors as we'll as white,
some trimmed with ribbon,
others bordered effects at
Soc, SOC, soc and S1.o0,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Mr. and Mrs. George ]. Seay, OF
1915 West Franklin street, have re-
turned to Richmond after years
absence abroad
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

Miss Mary Traylor Is spending some
time with friends in Philadelphia and
New York,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-22

The Rev. J. Y Downman, OF this
city, is spending several days In Alex
andria.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
CURIOUS BLUNDERS.
Tho Anachronisms That Crowded
Once Famous Poem.

Tho Anachronisms That Crowded q
Once Famous Poem.
The medieval romances are full OF
blunders, making contemporaries of
men who were separated sometimes
by hundreds, sometimes by thousands,
Of years, but as historical criticism
had not then q being and the general
information Of the age was not su-
perior in any particular to that of the
novelist their plans do not amount to
much from q literary point of view.
Such an instance Is the case OF Arios-
to, who might be supposed to know
something ut least Of the truth Of his
tory, but whose once famous poem,
Orlando Furioso," is 4 tissue Of his
torical absurdities from beginning to
end
In this poem Charlemagne and his
peers are joined by Edward l. Of Eng
land, Richard. earl Of Warwick; Car
ence and the Dukes Of York ana
Gloucester; cannon are employed hun
dreds Of years before the time OF
Monk Schwartz, and the Moors are
represented rs established in Spain In
spite OF the historic fact that 300 years
ELAPSED after the death Of Charlie
magnc before they crossed from Afrl-
ca. In one place Prester John. who
lived 400 years after Charlemasne,
and Constantine the Great, who died
five centuries before him, are intro
duced and hole familiar converse with
the great Charles, while in another
Suladin and Edward the Confessor are
Joined by the Black Prince.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
Audubon and His Hair.

Audubon. the great naturalist. early
in his career wore his hair very long.
He wrote in his diary one day: Il
wear my hair rs long rs usual. be-
lirve il does as much for me as my
paintings" However. III 1871 ms
friends succeeded in persnadinS him
to get his hair cut according to the pre-
yailing fashion. On March 10 OF that
year he wrote in his diary: This day
nv hair sacrificed and the will OF God
usurped by the wishes of man. As the
barber clipped my locks rapidly it re-
minded me Of the horrible times OF
the French revolution when the same
opcration was performed upon al the
victims murdered by the gu!llotiiie. My
heart sank low" Further TO express
his grief. the margin of tlic page on
which this entry was made he painted
black about ihrct-QuarterS or an lncN
deep all around.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22

VIRGINIA. In the Clerks Office of
v the Corporation Court Of the City of
Alexandria. on the Esd day Of February.
1911.
Albert DrcicuS, executor OF Julius Drci-
fuS. deceased. complainant. VS.. He'd
wig Dreifus, Bertha Cox, Nettie Elm
stein. Frank Drcifus, Fannie Atwell,
Carrie GrillbortZcr, Bena Cox, Leopold
Dreifus. Flora Erven, Helen DreiiuS.
Harry DreiiuS. Ernest Dreifus and
Raymond Drcifus, defendants
Memo. The object OF this suit is to
construe will ofJulius Dreifus, confirm
administration OF executor. and to dis
tribute money, proceeds Of insurance
policies.
1t appearing by an affidavit filed in
this cause that the defendants, Nettle
Einstein, Frank nrcifus, Leopold Drei-
fus. Helen Dreifus. Harry Dreilus, En-
, nest Dreifus, Raymond breifus and
Flora Erven are uou-rcsidcntS Of this
State:
1t is Ordered That said defendants APP
pear here within fifteen days after due
! publication Of this order. and do what is
| nece SSary 10 protect their interests i'll
this suit, and thata copy ofthis order be
forthwith inserted i'll the Alexandria
Gazette newspaper published in the
City Of Alexandria, once 4 week for four
! successive weeks, and posted at the front
door Of the Court House OF this city.
A copy-1 este
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY. Clerk
John NJ. Johnson, p. q.
feb23 w4w-thu
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
SATURDAY,
the 18th day Of March. 1911


in front OF the Royal street entrance to
the market building, in the city OF Alex
andria, Virginia, offer for sale ut public
auction for cash, all that tract or parcel
ofland with the appurtpnanccs thereto,
situated in Mount Vernon District.
Fairfax county. state OF Virginia. and
described AZ follows: All that tract or
parcel Of land. situated in Mount Vernon
District Fairfax county. Virginia,
hcin. one OF the lots into which Mount
Zephyr was divided by plat and survey.
thereof made by w. Dillingham;, Deem
Der 81 1896. and designated in said plat
and survey III LOT No. and bounded and
described rs follows, To wit: Beginning
in the center OF Mount Vernon road. cor
ncr to lot No. =. and running thence
south l. T. degrees W. 6.35 chains: thence
south 10 II degrees W. l5.l5 chains;
thence north Il 81 degrees W. 1910
chains: thence north - l2dcgrceS e. Cos
chains: thence south q degrees II 10 T.
chains: thence north il degrees +" 600
chains: thence north I3 degrees w. il.O
chains: thence north II degrees Il. 9.Si
chains: thence south - degrees r.. 2S.2l
chains. TO the place of beginning. con-
tainin" 63 IL acres. Together with all
rights and appurtcnanceS 10 the same
belonging, or in any wise appcrtainln@.
il being the same property which was
conveyed to the said Mabel Agn"w, wife
OF Augustus II. AGncw. by Matilda
Elizabeth Agncw widow by decd dated
on the :;lst Of december, 1916. and re-
corded in decd book Y, No. ). folio n222,
one of the land records of Fairfax
county. Virginia.
Excepting thcrefrom. that piece or
parcel of said land, containing sixteen
acres, more or less, which was conveyed
to Maurice j. Stack, by the said parties
OF the first part, by deed dated OH the
18Th day Of November, 1903, and record
cd in decd book o. No. 6, folio $40, one of
the land records of Fairfax county, Nir-
ginia, and 10 which deed reference is
hereby made. NJ. j. HARLOW.
mario I'd Trustee.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
.sins leave Union Station. Alexandria
In effect January q, 1911.

B.-Following schedule figures pub,
lished only as information, ana are MOI
guaranteed. u,,.L,
ington and Danville
SAT A. M.-Daily-Local for HARRISON
burg and way stations. 80 ,,,r
9I7 A. M.-Daily-iI. s. Fast Mail
Stops only for passengers Tor points soutu
q whfsh Scheduled to stop. First class
coaches; sleeping cars to Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping cars 10 Ne"
Orleans. Dining car service.
I1I7 A. M.-Daily-Mail train. Coaches
for Manassas, Charlottesville, Lynchburs
Danville and Greensboro. Sleeping cars
Greensboro to atlanta.
AT p. M.-Week days-Limited foi
Warrcnton, Charlottesville and Harri
sonburg.
432 p. M.--Daily-orrining lam spec
ial. Sleeping cars between New York
Atlanta, Admission inu birmingham
Through first-claSs .uacueS between
Washington, Atlanta ana cunningham.
Dining car service. t...,iat 10 california
five times weekly,
352P. M.--Weck daYs-ihfnltedl or Har-
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch, Pullman buffet parlor car
$40 p. M.-Daily-Local for Warren
6:1 M.-The Southern's Southeast
ern Limited for Greensboro, Denham
Raleigh, Columbia, Charleston, Aiken
Augusta, Savannah and Jacksonville
Through Pullman drawing, room, state
room sleeping cars. Coaches DINING
cars.
1927 p. M.-Daily-Washingron ano
Chattanooga Limited (yia Lynchburg)
1 First-class coach and sleeping cars to
Roanoke. Knoxville and Chattanooga
SleeDer to New Orleans, Washington to
Roanoke. Dining car service.
Hop. M.-Daily-New York, Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
trim, club and observation cars TO New
Orleans. Sleeping ears to ashevllie'
Atlanta, Macon and New Orleans. steep
427 A, M.-Daily-Atemphis special.
Sleeping cars and coaches Tor Roanoke,
Knoxville, Nashville, Chattanooga and
Memphis. Dining ear service; wash
ington sleeping cars open 1000 I. NJ.
Through trains from, the south arrive
at Alexandria 6:l3 and 6.2S, S:36 and lO:z5
a. m, 2I3, 72S, 10l3 and les L. NJ.
daily, Harrisonburg ll:3S a: NJ. week
DAYS and 9:l3 p. NJ. daily. From Char
lottesville OBS A. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH
s;Leave Alexandria CIV. & O., Station
week days 1T ST. A. NJ, $50 and 4soo foi
burg; 80 p. NJ. daily for Bluenont ano
9.23 a. NJ, local, on Sundays only io'
Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets
Pullman reservation, etc., apply to
WILLIAM G. LEHEW,
Union Ticket Agent, Alexandra, va.
Ell. COAPMAN, Vice Pres d Gen. Mgr
S. II. HARDWICk, Pass. Traf Mgr.
H.F CARY, General Passenger Agent
T.. S. BROWN, General Agent,
Washington, d. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
alexandria 6azefte.
WEDNESDAY EVENING. MARCH q
WILLING TO LEND.
Only Her Husband, the Mean Thing
Had Punched Her Wad!


Men have something to learn from
women In the art Of wardlng on
atouchers" for coin. Women respond
to such requests once in about every
thousand cases. but they are scientific
in their refusals A Cleveland woman
with reputation as borrower
turned up at the home Of one OF bel
friends the other morning with much
done over story about persistent anc
threatening dressmaker and the usua
request for the loan-'pay 1t back to-
morrow, certain"-of So.
.:Why, my dear. certainly" was the
pleasant response to her carefully re-
hearsed little yarn, you poor thing
you! Just wait till run upstairs and
get my purse"
She ran upstairs. The male head OF
the house happened to be in the room
where she kept her purse. He saw hel
dig the purse out of chiffonier draw
or and deliberately remove wad OF
bills from it. leaving about 81 cents
in silver aud copper in the change
receptacle. The man was mean enough
to lean over the stair railing when
his wife went downstairs to the par
Tor with her fattened pocketbook !r
her hand.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, dearle," he heard
her say, "but / really thought l had
the money. I find, though, that Frank
as usual, has been at my purse
heard him say something about set
ting a plumbers bill last night when
was half asleep-and the mean thing
has left me only enough for car fare
Too bad! OF course. you know, If
had it"-and so on.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
OPENING AND CLOSING OF MAILS.

NORTH ern mails. week days, clos" 1T
! 10 a m and ~ 4Oa m and | 30 I'm ID
and 10 10 p m. Open ut 5 " ~ III - Chmi
and 5 % p m. on Sundays Northern
mails close 1T 10 4 IN - = III and ID
p IN.
Southern mails via Southern Railway
close at ~ iOa III 20 and ID u y IN. open
at GO am and 90 pm.
Southern mails via r. f. & T. Il. r.,
close At 8 10 Il IN and IL 10 = m, and 3 %,
I 10 and 10 % p N, Open at SARA 9]oa
III, 3 and 10 ID Pm.
Manassas DI1ision mails close ut 5 10
m and3 20 y N. Open At l. M and 10 10
p m.
Bluemont Branch, Southern Railway
mail close ut Z a. Il IN and 3 so p IN. Open
ut 90 am. and 30 p M
Chcsapr:l.c and Ohio Mails close
80 y. m. and 10 - p. IN. open ut 80. NJ
Washington mails close n: $40 and
10 1Oa. M. and 10, 10, and 10 30 D. N.
open 1T % q. m, l. % m, 3 90 and 5 90
p. IN,
Carriers Standardization made
on inside routcs-G IL and 10 co 4. m. and
3 o. and 80 p. m. Full routc-G Il 4. N.
and 5 80 p, II. Sunday collection 4 As p.
m. Carriers window open Sunday 90.
a. m. and close 10 co A. m.
DtOPOsALS-Prop will be re-
ceived AZ the City Engineers Office
until u O'Clock noon March 20, 1911, for
sand, gravel and cement for construction
Of sewer on Queen ard Patrick streets:
Particulars and specifications can be had
at the office Of City Engineer.
The right is reserved 70 reject any
and all proposals.
Z. S. LEADREATER,
mario I'd Chrm. Com. OF Streets
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
" ashington Southern Ry,
a,n,u,,lr IN encc, Jan. :. 1911

SrneUtilt IN eHcct Jan. ,. i'ii'
Trains leave Union Station for WASH
a. stun and points north i'll 10, j.,
g anu ; 81 4. M, l. VI, > 81, : Vi, IL ans
:. 3, p. m, daily.
CFor fredericksburg, iachmouu and
puinl> s>,us. at i 81, - local .tud 10 :.
a M, y Is, 4 -, 5 y q ,c;lil 5 - AMI 8 81
D.. III. daily.
REORGANIZATION 70. Fredericksburg 1T
Il l.. a. IN. Gai'y. TN week days THIS
train runs rough 10 Milford.
SogE.-.t nae ofarrivalS and dcpa rLur,.>
aid connections not guaranteed.
~. p. Ia LOR, Traffic Manager,
Richmond, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
Still WANDERING.

The deaf man got ont Of the tram,
car on 10 the other line OF rails.
Look ou,. There's q car coming!
cried the conductor.
What" said the deaf man.
There's Il car coming"
"What:"
Just then the car caught aud knock
cd down the deaf man. and rs he pick
ed himself up he said:
Il wonder what that fool kept me
there talking about!-LoIdon Mail.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
Just the Opposite.

An Irishrnan at a fair got poked II
the eye with stick and took proceed
ings against the offender.
Said the magistrate. Come, now,
you don't really believe he meant to
put your eye out"
Faith. you're right this time said
Pat. for | believe he tried to put il
farther in."-London Tit-Bits.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-03-22
Jobn " S;cLelsmi,b Greanhorr

john W. S;ckelsnith. Greenboro,
Pa, has three children, and like most
children they frequently take cold.
We have tried several kinds of cough
medicine" he says, but have never
found any yet that did them as much
good as Chamherlain'a Cough Rem
edy." For sale by W.. F.s, Creighton
and Richard Gibso