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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Making a Stand.

/ says to Mistoh Trouble,
us gineter dodge yoh track"
l sneaked aroun' de corner,
But he met me comm back.
I found him in de cellar;
l saw him on de roof.
De more l lodged around. de more
He showed his cloven hoof.
/ says, 'OT Mistoh Trouble,
is tired o. dishere doubt.
Is gineter wait an face you
An we'll hab de 'scussion out.''
He sorter los his courage
An dem he says, Good day."
An took his hat off mos perlite
An went de yuthuh way.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

the economies it will yield in smaller cost
OF apparatus maintenance ana assureuS
reduced losses.
The Commissioners should submit ''e
fire chiefs report with their most ca
nest Endorsement, and ask not only III
the motor apparatus for which ne suo-
mits an estimate, but for the high-pres-
sure installation, for which the business
interests Of the Capital have been Pc
titoning for years.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
The Climatic Autocrat.

What l should like said the self-in
dulgent person, would be to have wealth
enough to permit me to live in coo
place in summer, and regulate the tenn
perature according to my own fancy IL
winter.
you don't need wealth. What yol
want is the job of janitor.'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Educational Methods.
Milwaukee Sentinel.

From the Milwaukee, Sentinel.
Arithmetic is taught in some schools
by means OF base ball averages. Tom
Edison suggests that geography be stud
led by means of moving pictures. All
that remains is to teach reading and
spelling with a monograph.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Craftsmanship Anticipated.

These various periodicals are making
life rather hard for me-" said Senator
Sorghum
"Muckraking?"
mo. Printing all the funny stories be-
fore ] get chance to tell 'em to my
constituents
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PHILANDER JOHNSON.
Chirography.

"Ethelinda writes a very peculiar hand"
said Maude.
YES" replied Maymie. Its just a lot
of straight lines and angles. When you
read it, you have to guess at the spell
ing, the same as she does
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
A Disturbed Home.

$50 your daughter is studying both
music and paintings
yes" replied Mr.. Cumrox. And l
can't say that ] enjoy her practicing. It's
case of stop, look and listen every
time l go into the house
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

If expertness and experience in arbi-
trating matters which might lead to
hostilities is desired. the able Commits
sioners Of the District of Columbia might
be constituted a permanent board
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

OIn order to avoid delays on account OF
cersonal absence. letters to THE STAR shouid
cot b addressed to any individual connected
xiN the ONCE. but simply to THE STAR. or to
the Editorial or Business Department. accordin:
tn tenor or purpose.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

President Taft enjoys going visiting and
his fellow Americans enjoy having him
as a guest. The tour is a pleasant ex-
ample of reciprocity.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

An eagerness for notoriety is usually
followed by resentful expressions of a
desire Ito be let alone by the newspa-
pers" Notoriety is misfit fame.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Main Factor Lacking

From the Chicago Record Herald.
All this talk of a great war over Mo-
rocco is foolish. Neither France nor
Germany has purchased solitary Mis-
souri, mule.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Russia's police appear to be satisfied
to make themselves unpopular, regard
less of practical results in protecting life
and property.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Secretary Of Agriculture Wilson Is an
other man who has done considerable
amount of service as umpire without Sc
riously impairing his popularity
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Nobody bothers Nat Goodwin with any
silly questions as to whether she Is the
first girl he ever loved
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

The objection to prohioition eiecuon
is that 1t so frequently resembles a New
Year resolution.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Every time a governor has his picture
taken the photographer realizing his re-
sponsibilities. endeavors to make him look
like future President.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

II the good wishes of thoughtful people
could take prompt effect. government
clerks would have had increases of salary
long ago.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

DR.. Wiley will proceed to destroy the
hopes OF any germs that thought to find
a refuge In governmental red tape.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Impracticable.

From the Scranton Times.
A preacher declares that all childless
wives should be sent out of the country.
We dare him to try it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Theatrical New York is beginning its
annual struggle to make it's comedies as
frivolously funny as some of the dramat-
ic criticisms.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Canada is now due to show the world
whether it can be scared by the phrase
makers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

Canada should at least try to stop the
argument by avoiding as close a decision
as that in Maine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Muddled Situation.

from the Baltimore Sun.
They'll be a long time collecting their
bets in Maine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

The democratic party clings to the mule
as its emblem, but the insurgent is your
real kicker.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Soft Job.
From the Milwaukee News.


Wonder what the editor of the Con-
gressional Record does during vaca-
ton?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
Variable.
From the Baltimore Sun.

From the Baltimore sun.
The returns from Maine are almost as
changeable as the weather.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
The Object of Solicitude.

AuC OUJCVL VI 0OA1oAGuuS'
The farmer surely ought to view
This life as something of hit
Since everything the statesmen do
They vow is for his benefit.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

catered ~ second-ciass mall matter at the oost
smce at Washington. d. c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20
$500 to $500 each.

FINE CO NJ BIN A TION
SUITS AT $7.75-Strictly all
wool material in neat serviceable
shades of gray. Particularly de-
sirable for school wear: Norfolk
and double breasted STYLES. Sizes
8 to Is.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-20

BOYS AND CHILDRENS
TYROLEAN HATS. SI.5o TO
81. 5o-Made of cloth and velour
in brown, tan. gray and black.
This is one of the smartest types
of headwear shown for children.
Feathers to be worn with them,
25c and soc each.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Give a Norman a Chance.

Compulsory military service for
men, urges German female advocate
Of woman's rights, should be Offset by
compulsory domestic service for wom-
en-. On the theory that life in bar
rack and drill in the manual of arms
have benefited German manhood, she
asks. why will not life in the kitchen
and exercise in the use of pots and
pans similarly raise German woman.
hood?
If Germany ever organizes a stand
ing army of cooks it may force all
Europe to follow its lead. Culinary
CONSUMPTION is a severe measure, but
when enforced in Germany other ma
tons might be expected to adopt It.
There would be more reason in doing
SO than in following Germany's lead
In militarism. There is more real
need of cooks the world over than of
soldiers. 1t is possible to get along
without fighting, but not without eat
ing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
THE YOUNG BRIDES
FIRST DISCOVERY

Their wedding tour had ended, and
they entered their new home to settle
down to what they hoped to be one long
uninterrupted bli@ful honeymoon.
soon begin, when she tried to reduce the
cest OF Irving with cheap big can baking
She soon discovered that all she rot
was a lot for her money. and it was not
all baking powder, for the bulk of it was
cheap materials which had no leavening
power. Such powders will not make light,
wholesome food. And because of the abb
sence of leavening gas, it requires from
two or three times as much to raise cakes
or biscuits as it does of Calumet Baking
Powder.
Thus, eventually, the actual cost to
you, OF cheap baking powders, is more
than Calumet would be.
Cheap baking powders often leave the
bread bleached and acid. sometimes vel
low and alkaline, and often unpalatable.
They are not always of uniform strength
and quality.
Now the bride buys Calumet-the per.
fectly wholesome baking powder, moder-
ate in price, and always uniform and re-
liable. Calumet keeps indefinitely, makes
cooking easy, and is certainly the most
economical after all.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
A Generous Gift

Professor Munyon has just issued
most beautiful, useful and complete al
manac.. It contains not only all the sci
entifc information concerning the moons
phases, in all the ATTITUDES, but has il.
Illustrated articles on how to read char.
acter by phrenology. palmistry and birth
month. It also tells all about card read
ing, birth stones and their meaning, and
gives the Interpretation of dreams. 1t
teaches beauty. culture, manicuring.
gives weights and measures and antidotes
for poison. In fact, it 10 Magazine Al
manac, that not only gives valuable in
formation, but will afford much amuse-
ment for every member of the family,
especially for parties and evening enter
tainments. Farmers and people in the
rural districts will find this Almanac al
most invaluable.
It will be sent to anyone absolutely
free on application to the Munyon Rem
edy Company, Philadelphia, Pa.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
TUESDAY,.
In the House.

Legislative apportionment found
easy sailing after tho report of the
special apportionment committee was
received. The amended bill reported
out was Immediately placed on its third
reading and final passage under q sus-
pension of the rules. and only a few
votes were cast against it.
At 1920 this morning, after passing
q number Of bills, the house resolved
itself into the committee of the whole
with Hanson in the chair. to hear the
evidence taken by the Cowan investi-
eating committee. The action was en-.
tirely voluntary on the part of the
committee members who signed the
majority report.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Dragged Trap Thirty Miles.

Wilton.-Andy Walker. who lives
along the river southwest of Wilton,
killed large timber wolf Sunday after
trailing the animal for two days. He
brought i to- Wilton the fore part Of
the week. where many had taken, q
look lat the beast. II 10 one Sof the
largest specimens ever, seen here and
u slpposed g have come from the
Eoodsd llsts let's, thar mont Nj
Some hunters sweit pr the Missouri
river had ut a<ttSp aff66f fhe- wolf, but
after hs was caught he broke the
chain. carving the trap with him.
only being killed after q hard chase
of TWENTY-FIVE or thirty miles.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
WEDNESDAY,.
In the House.


During the afternoon Speaker Han
ley appointed a board of managers of
five members. who are charged with
the duty of preparing articles of i'm
parchment upon which the trial will
be had before the senate AS such
board he appointed Representatives
Homnes, Nestos, Hanson, Norheim
and O'Connor Of Grand Forks. The
impeachment resolution was messaged
over to the senate to give them official
notice that Judge Cowan was i'm
peached, and that they would have to
sit as trial body on the case.
House bill 231, Geiger. providing for
this afternoon by a close VOTE
s. B. 102, by Martin Of Billings. which
Is a concurrent resolution for the es-
adjustment of an agricultural college
at Beach, was in the committee Of the
whole, after having been recommended
for indefinite postponemant by the SEN
ate committee, to which it had been re-
ferred, and when the committee arose
it recommended that the bill do pass
and it was later passed when taken up
in the right course of business.
Another bill of interest that was
passed was H. B. 10, which provides
that three members shall compose a
quorum Of the board of pardons in
stead Of four as at the present time.
In the Senate.
S. B. 1872, Martin. establishing a
school Of agriculture at Beach, passed
q to 0.
8. B. 2s4, johnson. appropriating
1929 to reimburse members Of the rail-
road commission for money expended
in office, and for bills which have not
had sufficient funds to cover same,
passed AZ to o.
s. B. 325. Carter, fixing terms of
court in various counties comprising
the Fourth Judicial district, passed
IS to 0.
One Of the discussions of the day in
the senate was over the passage of s.
B. 6, the Simpson measure, setting
aside Get. as legal holiday to be
called Columbus day, in honor Of the
memory Of the discoverer of America.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
FRENCH BEAN COFFEE,
I CENT A POUND

It will grow in your own garden.
Ripening here in Wisconsin in 80
days. Splendid health coffee and cost
ing to grow about one cent pound.
A great rarity; a healthful drink.
Send us today Is cents in stamps
and we will mail you package above
coffee seed with full directions and
our mammoth seed and plant cata.
log free. Or send us 81 cents and we
add 10 packages elegant flower and
indispensable vegetable seeds, sum-
cient to grow bushels Of vegetables
and flowers. Or make your remittance
packages Of wonderful farm seed spe-
cialties and novelties. John A. Salzer
Seed Co.. 1872 8. 9Th st.. La Crosse. Wis.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
THURSDAY.
In the Senate.

During the morning the fight was
entirely on the congressional reappor-
tionment bill and 1t was settled SO far
as the senate was concerned.
The feature of the afternoon was the
assassination by the appropriation
committee of large number of appro-
priation bills from the house and sem
ate. Among the bill killed were house
bills providing $4,000 additional main
tenance for the goversment expert
mental station at Fargo; $4,000 due
on girls dormitory and domestic SCI
ence laboratory at the agricultural COL
lege: Nestos public accounting bill:
$4,000 for hospital and greenhouses
ut Mayville normal; $4,000 additional
for state reform school Improvements;
$252,000 for normal school at Minot.
In tho House.
The Nestos tax commission bill
caused one of the interesting debates
in the house and was finally killed by
a vote of "a for and % against.
The night sessions of the legislative
assembly were given over, in the house
to the final passage of senate bills and
in the senate to the final passage Of
house bills and alarge amount Of rou-
tine business was disposed of in both
branches.
The senate bills passed in the house
were Nos. II, 22s. 244. II, 1874, 2l2. 252,
236. 1874. 246. 3o6, 2i0. 265. 151, "a, 2s2.
247. 14s. 246. 24s. 275. 1913. 142. 2s1. 257.
27s. IS. %. 22s. 1926. IS, 339. 2so. 247,
253.
The following house bills were passed
in the senate: Nos. 1913, 60, 1872, 1855.
800. ~. 1875, 100. 210, 266, 274, 81. 10,
1874. 2ss, $40, 81. 237, 401. 2Os. IS, 233.
100. s51, 2s7. 2S4. 269 and 49,.
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1P p! s ,!!!!!'S!!!
1.-THE BEST MEDICINE
Tor EoVcae ) CoLD9
Reason Enough.

USdS0H 6H0U8H'
A negro near Xenia, o., had been
arrested Tor chicken stealing. He had
stolen so many that his crime had be-
come grand larceny.
He was tried and convicted, and
brought in for sentence.
Have you any reason to offer why
the judgment of the court should not
be passed upon you?" he was asked.
well, jedge," he replied, Il CANT
60 to jail now nohow. I'm buildin' a
shack out yonder, an JUS CANT go
till I git it done. You kin sholy see
dat. "-Philadelphia Saturday Evening
Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Fighting tuberculosis In HUNGARY

Fighting tuberculosis In Hungary.
The anti-tuberculosis movement
was started in 1894, and in 1898 there
were five institutions for the treat
ment Of consumption. Today the cam
paign Is encouraged and financed by
the government, and over 200 different
agencies are engaged in the fight. A
permanent tuberculosis museum has
been established at Budapest and
carefully conducted campaign Of edu.
cation Is being carried on.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Work and Marriage.

In the New York courts recently a
girl, aged II, on being told by her
mother that she was old enough to
go to work, replied: Work, l will
not: I prefer to marry" Whereupon
she was married before night to a
young man earning s. per week.
This is Of piece with the reasoning
Of another girl who, being interro.
gated by friend, Where are you
working now, Manner" answered
promptly, II amt working; I'm mar.
ried." Boston Herald.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Bonds for Seed Grain.

Bonds for Seed Grain.
Bismarck-The board Of commission
ers Of Burleigh county met at the court
house Wednesday morning for their
regular monthly session. Commission
err Patterson vesperman. Davies, Korp
and 4Thompson were in attendance.
The principal transaction Of interest
70 the citizens Of the county was the
asing ofS a8 olntion " TIN board
tor bond the,ctunty IA the amount 81
100000 for the purchase Of iced grain
for those farmers Of the county who
would otherwise be unable to obtain III
The balance OF the day was devoted &c
transactiag routine matters Of business
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
SATURDAY..

Amid stirring scenes, where light
effort was made Of keeping order, the
twelfth North Dakota legislature came
to an end this morning at $3.50 o'clock
with the hour hand pointing to 1855,
when recess was taken until Tues
day, March %, for the Cowan i'm
parchment trial instead of adjourning
sine die.
Acting on the opinion of the attor-
ney general that one house could not
sit independently of the other, the
house decided to be in session during
the trial. though none of the members
will necessarily need to come to Bis
marck unless called by the speaker.
Speaker Hanley was presented with
the chair and gavel used during the
session and made touching speech at
the conclusion Of which a bouquet of
carnations was presented to him by
the stenographers of the house. He
spoke of party platforms being full
filled at the present session and good
| measures passed.
All told, BOG bills were introduced
since Jan. 8, and S31 passed. AS many
| were acted on the last day, Governor
Burke will have fifteen days to make
a decision on each.
Among the things accomplished by
the twelfth assembly were the passage
| Of:
The anti-pass bill.
The initiative and referendum.
The corrupt practice act.
The anti-lobbying bill.
The non-partison tax commission.
The congressional apportionment
Congressman Helgesen believes the
latter may be Of some value. as con-
gress may pass the reapportionment
Immediately upon the converting of the
extra session. -
Following is a list of the appropri-
ations that were made at the last ses-
sion Of the legislatures:
The amount for the preceding legis-
lafllHo ,,,oa oholaf EN- nnA Lass.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

pain, my nerves are stronger and I can
% my own work. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cured me after
everything else had failed, and rec
ommend it to other suffering women -
Mrs. WM.SEALs COS w. Howard St.,
Creston, Iowa.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu-
Inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis.
tressing ills should not lose sight Of
these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
restore their health,
II y0uwant special advicewrite
to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass.
She will treat your letter as
strictly confidential. For 80 years
she has been helping sick women
in this way, free Of charge. Don't
heSitate-Write at once.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
FRIDAY.
In the House.

The house began to turn the clock
back at 2 o'clock today. when half
an hour was cut off,
The house concurred in senate
amendments to the following house
bills: 297. 2s4. $751; rs, PIG. 2l5. 113. 81.
237. 1856, and 293
There is fight on the fifth judicial
district bill amendments made by the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
In the Senate.


The senate went into the committee
lowing senate bills for indefinite post
ponement: 207. 231, 240, 342. PAL.
The following house bills were pass
ed: 1873, 50, 400. 1856, 1913, 257, 402, 419,
421. 447, 4ls. 40.
The senate agreed to the house
amendments to the following senate
bills: 81. "a. 304, 2S1, 233.
H. B. PIP was indefinitely postponed
The futile anti-cigarette bill was
killed.
The closing days OF the session were
marked by the large number Of bills
passed.
This was the last day Of the session
and great deal OF business was dis
posed Of in both houses.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

senate and Sen, to the house.
The supreme court bill making the
terms of justices ten years was passed.
Davis of Larimore introduced a con-
current resolution providing for the
payment of witnesses IN the Cowan
case. 1t was referred to the committee
on appropriations.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Sore Throat is no triHing ailment. It
will sometimes carry infection to the en-
tire system through the food you eat.
Hamlins Wizard Oil cures Sore Throat.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Hrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums. reduces inaamma.
lion. allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c . bottle.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Common sense in an uncommon de-
gree is what the world calls WISDOM
Coleridge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Take This 70 Hear

Take This to Heart.
Some men work harder trying to
get out of doing thing than it would
take them to do it.-Exchange.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Kidney trouble preys
upon the mind, discour-
ages and lessons ambi-
ton; beauty, vigor and
cheerfulness soon disap.
pear when the kidneys
: or diseased. For good re-
Kilmer's 6wamp-Root the
At druggists. Sam
nail free. also pamphlet.
aer d Co.. Binghamton, N. 2.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Your druggist will refund money If PAZS 6iNT.
AENT fails to euro any case Of tchin0 blind
6ieedlng or Protrudin9 Files In 70 II days. Soc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

seoundreI's Last Refuge.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a
scoundrel.-Johnson.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Garfield Tea has brought good health to
thousands! Unequaled for constipation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Civic Rivalry.

Squire Durnitt-We're goin' to have
q newspaper in Lonelyville.
Uncle Welby Gosh (of Drearyhurst)
Where are ye goin' to git it printed?