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Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
t~eething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma.
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc o bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03
Quick Action.

QUICK Action.
They tell me you took a flyer In
Wall street.
"Yes," replied Mr.. Lambkin. For
a little while / was considerably
How much?"
Cant say. Before / had time to
figure 1t up the market dropped and
wiped me out"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

The noblest work Of God is man. but
you can't make some married women
believe 1t.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

Accidents, Burns. Scalds, Sprains,
Bruises, Bumps, Cuts, Wounds, all are
painful. Hamlins Wizard Oil draws out
the Inflammation liam at. "a n Odo! gives in star !. relief eds
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

It Is quite possible for a man tc
be hot-headed and still get cold feet
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

All suppression Of selishness makes
the moment great.-Lydia Maria
Child.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

All the worlds a stage, and all the
men and women are merely kickers.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03
Serious Business

Madge-Was George fooling while
you we're playing golf?
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ! hope not!
Why, I accepted him.-Lipplncott's.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

Sometimes Not ut Home.
Charity Worker-You poor soul!
Does your husband always hang
around the house all day?
Mrs. Tenement (cheerfullyl-In-
dade, no. Half the tonne he's in the
lockup.-Tit-Bit
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-11-03

Editor-I am obliged to decline your
poem with thanks. ! am very sorry,
but
P0et-But what?
Editor--The management insists up
on my declining all poems that way,
you know.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Has Cardinal Gibbons Approval

Cardinal Gibbons, the highest au.
thority of the Roman Catholic church
in America. has expressed his APP
prevail Of tuberculosis day, which Is
to be observed by the churches of
the United States on or about April
80, and CT the general organized anti
tuberculosis campaign, according to a
report of an interview made public
by the National Association for the
Study and Prevention of Tubercu.
losis.
Tie interview was granted by his
eminence to H. Writ Steele, executive
secretary of the Maryland Associa.
ton for the Prevention and Relief OF
tuberculosis, and DR.. Charles O'Don
ovan, one of the leading physicians OF
Baltimore. The cardinal expressed
his entire sympathy with the plan OF
the tuberculosis day movement and
Endorsed the program both of the
Maryland association and of the ma
tional association.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
The Brides Edict.

Here comes the BRIDE" hailed
Maude Fulton, as a demure young
beauty and her proud, self-conscious
escort Joined the supper party. Then
she told story on her blushing young
friend.
Il live at the same hotel with
Ethel" said Miss Fulton, "ano SIT at
the same table with her. Yesterday
morning she pouted at breakfast,
suiked at luncheon and at dinner was
so cold that her adoring young hus-
band was almost distracted. From
soup to coffee he pleaded abjectly to
at least be told the nature of his Of
tense. Finally Etheps lips began to
culver and a great big tear splashed
into her finger bowl.
jack she burst forth, If ever
dream again that you have kissed an.
other woman I'll never speak to you
as long as | live!' "-Young's Maya
zine
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
LARGER CROP ON RICH SOIL
Startling Statement Made by DR.. Widt-
zoe in Paper Prepared for Dry
Farm Congress.

A plant growing on rich soil can
make twice as much growth with a
given amount of water as plant grow
ing on a poor soil. That was the
startling statement made by DR..
Widtsoe of Utah in paper prepared
for the Dry Farming congress. He
cited an experiment. Corn required 90S
pounds of water to produce one pound
dry matter; when the same field was
MANFRED it required but 612 pounds
in other words, the field when ma.
nured could produce third more. He
secured similar results by cultivation
Stirring the soil enervated plant food.
1t seems to be good deal like the
results that might be expected from
feeding man thin or thick soup.
These facts are important to the dry
farmer; but also to the humid region
farmer and to the irrigator.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 5AckAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Palm In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't It be nice within a week or so
to begin to say goodbye forever to the
scalding, dribbling. straining, or too fire.
1uent passage Of urine; the forehead and
the back-of-the-head aches; the stitches
and pains in the back; the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes: yell
low skin; sluggish bowels: swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency?
have recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on. and II you want to
make QUICK RECOVERY. you ought
20 write and get copy Of 1t. Many a
doctor would charge you $3.50 just for
writing this prescription, but 1 have II
and will be glad to send 1t to you entire
ly free. Just drop me a line like this;
DR.. A. e. Robinson. K-267 Luck Building,
Detroit, Mich, and l will send it by re-
turn mail in plain envelope. AS you viii
see when you get it, this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies. but it has
great healing and pain-conquering power
1t will quickly show its power once you
use 1t. so 1 think you had better see what
II is without delay. 1 will send you g
| copy free-you can use 1t and cure your.
| self al home.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
A PREACHING Cross Restored.

The preaching cross in the village
Of burlington, situated amid romantic
surroundings on the northern side Of
the Mendip hills, has, by the generos-
ity of Col Evan H. Llewellyn, been
restored. 1t Is recorded that early in
1905 the handsome fifteenth century
base of the cross--all that then re-
manned of twas removed and uti-
lized in building new house for the
then parish clerk. Happily, the orna-
mental dial stone did not share the
same fate, and this has been incor'
porated into its original position in
the new cross. Three broad and mas
sive steps carry the old socket upon
which rests tail monolith shaft
which is crowned by one of those
lantern-shaped canopies so peculiar tC
the west country.-Fro the London
Standard.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
MONTANA DRY FARM RESULTS
Conclusions as Arrived at After Six
Years Of Experimenting Are
Very Interesting.

For the past six years the Montana
experiment station has been conduct
ing experiments upon dry land. under
the direct charge of Prof. Alfred At
kinson and Mr.. ]. B. Nelson, superin-
tendent OF dry farm work. The results
are to be published in bulletin No. 80,
and may be had upon application to
the director of the experiment sta
ton. The conclusions drawn from
this work are very interesting and
are as follows:
1. That the precipitation during the
six years, 19o5-10, was very close to
the normal precipitation as shown by
all of the available records of the U.
s. weather bureau. This applies to
the total amount as well as to the dis
tribution of the rainfall over the grow
ing season.
2. That, of all crops raised, pota-
toes, with an average yield of 1882
bushels per acre, and returning an
average net profit of $4199, are the
most profitable. OF the grain crops,
fall sown or winter wheat gives the
best returns. Kharkov, an improved
Turkey Red, gave an average yield
of 40.41 bushels and an average net
profit of $3.50 per acre. This was
| grown at the Fergus county station
only. The Turkey Red, which was
grown all years and at all stations,
gave an average yield of 32.45 bush
els, with an average net profit of
S14.49 per acre. Among the spring.
planted grains, corn, Hanna barley
sixty-day oats and fax, In the order
named, were the most profitable;
while alfalfa and fodder corn were
the most satisfactory forage crops.
3. That it is decidedly more profit
able to raise grain crops under sys-
tenn of alternate cropping and fall
| lowing, or summer tillage, than to
raise them continuously.
4. That the first crop will be more
profitable If breaking is done the year
previous than If the crop is planted
the same spring, Immediately after
breaking.
5. That more profitable crops are
| raised where the falloW Is summer
titled than where 1t is allowed to lie
untouched through the summer.
6. That 1t makes no practical diff
ference in the yield of grain whether
fall blowing or spring blowing is prac
ticed In the preparation of the pre-
ceding fallow.
Z. That on the average five peck'
Of seed is the best amount to use II
seeding dry land grain crops.
8. That there is positive loss from
lessened yield where fall sown crop
are fallowed in the spring.
8. That grains planted In the ord
nary way, with seed drill, CIV
larger yields than grains planted Il
rows "a inches apart and intertille
during growth.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
BETTER TEETH
FEWER DENTISTS BILLS

Your teeth decay because particles
OF food get into crevices between and
around the teeth and create germs
OF decay. Ordinary tooth powders
and washes are entirely inadequate
to prevent 1t.
Try Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic, de-
licious, harmless germicide. Just a
little in glass of water, and rinse the
mouth and brush the teeth thoroughly.
1t will whiten the teeth, prevent
and remove tartar, destroy all germs
of decay and save you dentists bills.
Paxtine thoroughly cleanses, de-
odorizes and keeps pure and odorless
false teeth and bridgework. PaxtIne
is far superior to liquid antiseptics
and peroxide for all toilet and n.y.
gienic uses. At Druggists rs and SOC,
or sent postpaid upon receipt of price
by The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston,
Mass. Send for free sample.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
POULTRY NOTES.

When you buy your incubator, buy
two brooders-and if you can, three
of them.
The early maturing pullet makes
the best hen to breed an egg laying
strain from.
When ducks are raised for breed
ers it is practice to set ducks upon
their own eggs.
Fine grit and charcoal are mighty
good to have around easy of access
for the chickens.
The ventilation Of the roosting
quarters should come from the scratch
ing shed if possible.
Sell all the old scrub fowls and put
the money into pure bred ROSTERS
no matter if you do have to pay from
SIS to s25.
Remember the chickens have on
their out of doors clothes all the time
and will keep warm if their clothes
are kept dry.
The Plymouth Rock stands at the
head for market fowl and for large
tSsS. NC 1hOOC SOlhD- lNhOut loldlu
Reds come next.
Every masculine looking hen should
be avoided-such are not good layers
and are not likely to be the dams
of good layers.
For those who wish to raise large
numbers of early chickens, or who
keep only non-sitting breeds, the
brooder is a necessity.
Furnish a generous supply of nests
| for hens quarreling over favorite
nests often break eggs in the fuss and
| the broken ones are eaten.
Food rich in protein, with a judici
GUS proportion of carbonaceous ele
ments to keep up heat and force, will
enable hen to lay freely.
Oats, with the outer husks removed
or softened, combined with wheat
bran. some corn, and a supply o.
| meat, make an excellent laying food
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Brief All Around.

A young woman from the east, VINO
married Seattle man, recently had
a novel experience when she engaged
her first Chinese cook.
What's your manner" she asked
when the preliminaries had been set
tied.
my name Hong Long Loo" said
the Celestial, with much gravity.
And l am Mrs. Harrington Richard
Buckingham" said his employer. 81
am afraid | shall never be able to re.
member your name-its so long.
shall call you John"
"All light" returned the Chinese
with a suspicion Of smile your
nance too longee, too. call you
Charles. Harper Magazine:
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Somewhat Satirical.

A whist enthusiast wrote and pub.
lished book on the game and sent
a copy to famous player for his
opinion of it. In about week the
book was returned to him, with the
following letter:
MY Dear Sir:-Your favor of the
10th instant. accompanied by your
book. was duly received. l have read
1t very carefully It seems to be a
very good game, but | don't think it
is as good game as whist"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Saving Trouble.

The husband of fashionable wom-
an. whose gowns are at once the ad-
miration and despair of her feminine
acquaintances, was discussing the
cost of living with a friend at the
Union League the other night.
"By the way" ventured the friend,
"-er-don't you have good deal of
trouble keeping your wife dressed in
the height of style?"
The woman's husband smiled and
then shook his head, emphatically.
"Oh, no." he said, nothing to speak
of. Nothing-nothing to the trouble
I'd have if / didn't"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Our Doctors.

1.-THE late Count Tolstoi loathed
physicians" said. at dinner in Wash.
ington, Russian diplomat.
you remember how Tolstoi ridi-
culed physicians in War and Peace?
Well, l heard him ridicule three OF
them to their faces over vegetarian
dinner at Yasnaya Polyana.
Physicians he said bitterly, look
ing up from plate of lentils. may be
divided into two classes-the radicals
who kill you, and the conservatives
who let you de-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
A misunderstanding.

The following anecdote is related
of the late Lord Glasgow:
His lordship was travelling by rail
in Scotland one day and rendered a
FLYER" to the booking clerk for a
ticket.
Put your name on it." said the
youth.
Lord Glasgow indorsed it elias
cow" as requested, and handed the
note bacl.
Here, you old idiot" cried the
clerk, Il want to know who you are
aaA not where you are going to-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
His interest.

You are going to interest yourself
in this reform enterprise?"
Certainly" replied Senator Sor-
ghum.
But thought it was unfavorable
to your friends"
1T is. And I'm going to interest
myself in it far enough to let me
offer suggestions that will render 1t
impractical
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
A Friendly Tip.

Sapleigh-Would you-er - advise
me to-er-marry a beautiful girl Oh
a sensible girl?
Hammersley-I'm afraid you'll new
er be able to marry either, old man.
Sapleigh-Why not?
Hammersley-Well, a beautiful cir
could do better and a sensible girl
would know better.-Exchange
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
What's the Use.

Optimist-Yes, sir, if you'll drink
buttermilk three times day you'll
live ten years longer.
Pessimist-But what's the use OF
living ten years longer If you have to
drink buttermilk three times day?
Judge.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
His Limitations,

George" said Mrs. Youngfathen
heres a story. of New York police
man who all alone stopped band OF
bowling anarchists. Could you dc
that George?'
who, me?" cried Mr.. Young
father. why, l can't even stop a
bowling baby"
And he resumed his walk.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Popular Publicity.

THAT tall waiter seems to be very
much in demand"
Yes; he never opens bottle of
champagne without attracting the at
tention of everybody in the room"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Generous Advice.

IF the Japanese want to fight u.s."
said the nervous man, why don't they
begin?"
Perhaps" replied the calm and col
lected person, they are waiting for
more tips from our military experts
on how to proceed"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Ration FOR MIIoh Cow.

Bran has been found an excellent
feed to combine with corn fodder and
timothy or wild hay, as a ration for
the mich cow.-Minnesota Expert
ment Station.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Occasionally or oftener people lead
a man to believe they admire him
when in reality they are only trying
to work him.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
USE ALIENS Foor-EAsE

the Antiseptic powder to BIO shaken into tho shoes
for tired aching feet 1t takes the sting Of
and bunlons and makes walking delight. Sold
everywhere, &c. Refuse substitutes. For FREE
trial PACKAGE address A. s. olmstcd. Le Roy, NY
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Better general health is sure to follow
the use of the natural Herb laxative, Gar
field Tea. 1t corrects constipation.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Upset
Sick FEELING

that follows taking a dose of castor
oil, salts or calomel. is about the
worst you can endure-Ugh-it
gives one the creeps. You don't
have to have it-CASCARETS
move the bowels--tone up the
liver-without these bad feelings.
Try them. o..
cAScARETS roc q box for q weeks
treatment. all druggists. biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
tion allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c n bottle
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Household troubles; Headache, Tooth
ache. Earache, Stomach ache. Hamlins
Wizard Oil cures these aches and pains
so why don't you keep a bottle in the
house.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
Cruelty to Horses.

The man who puts frosty iron bit
into horses mouth ia criminally
thoughtless or cruel.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

1t is the rally of loyal allies which
helps most to win good cause to vic
tory.-W. S. Royston.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

To restore a normal action to liver, kid
neys, stomach and bowels, take Garfield
Tea, the mild Herb laxative. All druggists.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Think all you speak, but speak not
III you think.-Delarem
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

M n MTKM MEN AND WOMEN to Learn
"AWHEU Barber Trade in Eight Weeks.
Tuition, with set of tools, $50.
With partial, set of tools, $45. With your own
tools x35 Address Moier Barber College
l8 Commercial Street. Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Every church breaches louder by
it's square dealing than by It's high
shouting.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Go to sleep without supper, but rise
without debt.-Talmud
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
And They Were.

Boarder ION leaving you
are one of the most honest persons l
have ever met.
Landlady-I'm glad to hear you say
that, sir.
Boarder-Yes; your honesty is
even apparent on the very front of
your establishment. Your sign says
'Boarders taken in!"-Stray Stories
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08
important to Mothers
Unfortunate Allusion.

She-Too many men expect their
wives to run their homes on prac-
tically nothing. They forget that no
one can make bricks without straw.
He-My wife does-out OF -four.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

Color more goods brighter and faster colors
DE ary garment without ripping apart.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-08

than any other dye One l0c package coIors all lib
Write for free booklet-How to Dye. Bleach anc
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-05-09
SNOW HEAPS
 DISAPPEARING
EFFECTIVE WORK BEING DONE ALL OVER CITY.

All about town the snow is being cleared from the streets and sidewalks. Yesterday the city sent out Q blow and snow wagons and the effective work done i- displayed on Front street. In the residence districts the huge snow drifts are also rapidly disappearing. Shovel men. with the assistance of the warmth of Mother Nature, are making great progress and soon bare ground will be picked up
 In the many alleys running back of town. where snow gathered in heaps all winter telling work is being done and huge heaps are daily diminishing in proportion. In many places the side@auss gre as dry as they will be in summer and traffie is now possible where one week ago no one dared to venture
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-05-09
ANNUAL AG|TATORS
 GETTING TOGETHER

Evidences of the nearness of the time for the approach Of the first boat. are springing up in all parts of the city. Even in the stable and conserva.- tive courthouse great excitement is being evidenced and the usual stock yarns of the arrival Of the first boats ten years ago are being swapped with Ia freedom which bespcaks the veracity of the story tellers. In the clerks office preparations are now being made for the sighting of the Corwin Carl Io- men has made his annual promise that he win install a surveyors transit in
 th" courthouse hclfry. and tha- gov ernmeut employees and others may have peep at the first smoke and the hrst whistle. for the nominal sum of noth- ing
 old telescopes. not the kind that the immisreut uses when hc leaves his fathers dying bedside, but those which the ancient mariners employed for sighting pirates and bin collectors. are being dug out Of the family chest and are undergoing annual repair.
 it is Q safe bet that two weeks from today win find some two score people. supposedly sane and sound. sitting on their chimney piece or on their neigh hor's landscape. piping or the horizon "ith a pair Of smoke glasses. Each
 day these folks win toddle up the at iie ladder and resume their seats on tha mantle shelf. until the object oi
 tEe.r scrutiny. viz: The Corwin-hoves ! ag heaves in sight. And then some old whaler wiIl shout, "There she blows" and this exclamation win ho followed ' hy g wild scramble for telegraph poles IaHd sundry objects of towering halght But its aN In life time. and if i, wasn't for the early arrival of the Cor
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-05-09
FORT DAVIS MAN
 SLAIN ON BORDER

Word has just been received that Sergeant Charels Holstein. of Com pany I, of the Twenty Second regiment. who was stationed here at Fort Davis last winter, was killed during the pres ent instruction down on the Mexican border.
 Many of the Nomeites win remember Sergeant Holstein and his charming wife who was with him here in Nome last winter while Major Kreps was in command. The boys stationed here were consigned to duty down in Texas and when the order to place troops along the border was given the boys from Fort Davis were there on the ground and about two months ago when several Americans were killed Sergeant Holsten was one of them.
 His wife was stopping in San Fran cisco and Is there with her people at the present time. according to the in- formation received here in Nome on the last mail.