Gunnison news-champion., 1911-10-20

FRIVOLOUS traction Of Q man WAY
SAYS 1 you've got secstie ons an
yoa speak q sesseiesse Kind Of indoo
drfvel that reminds me Of q store
kS~per or = LADY you look 10 me hs'
vou might tote an umbrella ana YEA
suspenders. and go home o, nights
The Httle woman saws Perry
has made some improvements. ] he
lfeve you cent understand Buck
haven't been away from the house a
niehs ssnce we wss married
We talked on while me and Per
~ and as sure az I live that mar
interrupted me in the middle Of nv
tak 70 tell me abou; SIR tomato
I plants he had growing IN ms sarden
showed his Agricultural deuredsfion
rixhf up under NV nose while ] ~ss
/ telling him about the fun ne had tar.
rms and festhering thai faro dealer
81 California Pete layout But by
and BY Perry shows a flicker Of sense
Buck saws he III hav. to admit
thai n is little dull At times Not
thar I'm not perfectly happy with the
Ettie woman but a man seems to re
D
alsire some excitemer now and then
Now IN tell you Mariana's gone
Visiting this afternoon and she won't
be home till seven O'Clock That's
the limit for both Of US seven O'Clock
Neither Of us ever STAYS out a minute
after that time unless We are toeeth-
or Now. I'm glad YOU came along
Buck saws Perry FOR I'm feeling just
like having one more rip-roarins razoo
with you for the sake Of old times
What you sew to US putting in the
afternoon having fun-Id like n
fine saws Perry
Il slapped that old captive range
rider half across his little garden
Get your hat YOU old dried-up al
liGstor shouts-'vou amt dead vet
You're part human. anyhow. ~ YOU
did get all begged up in matr,monv
Well take this town to pieces and see
what makes n tick Wei make ell
kinds Of prohigate demands upon the
science Of cork pulling You'll grow
horns yet. old muley COW. saws I.
punching Perry In the ribs. ~ YOU
trot around on the trail of vice with
your Uncle Buck
"T1l have 10 bs homo BY ss~su
Yen know says Perry again.
"'OA. yss' says I. winkins 10 my
soh. for ] knew the HAD Of seven
O'Clock Perry Reuntrse got back by
after he once sot TO passing repartee
with the bartenders.
I'VE goes down TO the gray Mule
saloon-that old 'dobs building BY the
depot
"'Give n . name says I. as soon
- We got one hoof on the footrest.
"Sarsaparilla.' says Perry.
You could have knocked ne down
with q lemon peeling
"1nsult me as much ae YOU want
to- says TO Perry, but don't start,.
the bartender. He may have heart
disease. Come on. now; your tonsue
got twisted. The tall glasses I or
ders. and the bottle In the left hand
corner Of the ice chest
Sarsaparilla.' repeats Perry. spd
then his eyes get animated. and 7 zee
he's got some great scheme in hts
mind he wants to emit
Buck he saws, all Interested TT,
tell you what want to make this a
redletter day. I've been keeping clos.
at home. and want to turn myse,, a.
loose. Wen have the highest old
time you ever saw We'll 10 In the
back room here and play checker, al,
half-past six'
"1 leaned against the bar. ana I sav,
10 Gotch-eared Mike, who was =,
watch
For Gods sake don't ner,,,c
this. You know what Perry used IN
be He's had the fever. and the doc.
tor saws We must humor him
Give US the checkerboard ana
the men, Mike says Perry. Cow.
on. Buck. I'm just wild to have some
| excitement
81 went in the back room with
Perry. Before we closed the doc, ,
says TO Mike:
Don't ever let II stragele out from
under your hat that YOU seen Buck
Caperton fraternal with sarsaparills
or persona grata with a checkerboard
or I'll make q swallcw-fork In youl
other ear
Il locked the door ana me and PER-,
played checkers. To see that moor
old. humiliated piece of householt
bric-a-brac sitting there and snigrer
ing out loud whenever he jumped ,
man. and all obnoxious with anima
ton when he got into my king row
would have made q sheen dog sjcl
with modification Him that was ono,
satisfied only when he was pesrin.
siH boards at keno or giving the FAR,
dealers nervous prostration-to &c,
him pushing them checkers about rk,
sally Louisa At q school children
party-why. I was an smothered N,
with modification
And I sits there playing the blacl
men. all sweating for fear somebody
knew would find ii out And think
to myself some about this marvin
business and how II seems TO be IN
same Kind Of a game as that Mrs. d,
nlah played She give her old man
half cut. and everybody knows what
/ Aa0's head Iopke Ike affey n vovn.