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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
OLD DOMINION LINE

Lv Richmond foot OF Ash St daiiy.7:oo p. N.
Leave Hewport News.-................5:0o a. ID.
% 10 a. u.
Connects with main line steamers Leaving
Norfolk for New York daily except sunday
7:0l T.. s.. Connections also made by n &
w. Ry. p. ii. and c. & o. Ry at p NJ
Ni;ht Line steamers stop at CIaremont 10
illd or receive passengers signal.
Virginia NAVIGATION CO.-James RIvor
By daylight for Norfolk. Old Point New.
pIst News and all James River landings
S. leaves Monday. Wednesday and
fSiday at $50 a. NJ Freight received TOR ali
James Rivor landings. Phone Madison II
Mnin Tleket ORlce. SCI e. Nam Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
Official Range and Sale Of Stocks in New York
les Stock.

Ailis-Chalners ........
Allis-Chalmers, pfd .....
$500 Analgamatsd copper 90.
500 Amer. ASri. Chem. com.
100 Amer. Beet sugar. com. .
leo American Can .........-...
7oo American can. ptd........
G9o Amer Car and Foundry.
100 Amer. Car ana FoUn.. pfd
l.co American Cotton on. ...
Lon Amer. Linsced Oil. pfd ...
American Locomotive ...
Amer. Locomotive. rtd..
Amer Malt Co, pfd ..
$500 American Smelling ....
American Sugar .......
l.i00 Amer. Tel. AMI Tel. Co.
% American tobacco. ON.
100 American Tobacco. pfd d,
Anaconda Copper. y 10
1850 Atchison Observation-Disclosures.
l9J Atlantic Coas. Linc-....
= {, l.. of Connecticut.
800 Baltimore and Ohio.....
so BROOKLYN Rapid Transit.
20 Central Leather. com.
800 Canadian Pacific ..........
"sf.N y istSd pea iNG AIA Sl4 u.
20 Chicago Great Western
i,lou Chi. Nil. ana st. Paul.
Cruciblo Steel Cor. com.
Crucl5le Steel. pfd .......
Chicago and Northwest.
Colorado Fuel and Iron.
Colorado and Southern.
100 Consolidated Gas .........
Delaware and hudson.
l0i Den. and Rio Gran. com.
500 Den. and Rio Gran. PFC.
100 Distillers' Sec. Cor......
1880 Erie NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
$50 Erie. lst pfd.................
Fed Min. ana Sm.. pfd..
3fl General Electric .... .....
1000 Great Northern. pfd......
Great Northern Ore Gifts
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
RICHMOND HAY MARKET.

Richmond. Va. July S iMi
Market steady a; quotations.
No. Timothy observation-disclosures. $3.50
No mo;hy...................2 cato
i No ; Tiimo,hy. ...:......... 1000 q $3.50
Isn't Cover. iniNed............ q %
No. Glover mixed ....... $500
No. Glover mixed .... 90 90
40. Clover. Observation-Disclosures. 1900
ri, C'oEer.''''.... Nominal
~! 80. " -oonlnFesSed .......... 80 500
t .,vDse 'essed' large bales.... 800
80 compressed .-........ Nominal
Loose pressed. large bales Nominal
Load your cars that hay At doors rem.
'esents contents. and thus avoid reelection.
ms market grades hay In nc .crdanc,
WIN the rules o! the National Hay Associa.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
RaIroaua,
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
y. B.-Fo!lowlng schedule figures published
as Information and not guaranteed.
6:io A.-Daily-LocaI for Charlotte Dur
ham and Raleigh 1915 A. A.-Daily-Limit-
sd-For all points South Drawing Room
Euret Sleeping Car 10 Ashev!l!e " G. 400
p 81. Elk. Sun.-Local for Durham and in
termed!ete iations. eco P. n Ex Sun
Keysviiie Local Mas p. M-Daily-Limitea
For all points South. Pullman ready at $50
p Il.
YORK RIVER LINE
$3.50 p. Mex. Sun.-T. West PIT, connect
ing for baltimore Mon. Wed and Fri s:oe
A. M.-Ea. SUN. and 2:6 r. M.-Aon., wed
and Fr.-Local 10 West Point
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND
From tho South: $50 A. NJ, sos p. NJ,
daily: $40 A. II. Ex. Sun: 26S Ex Sun !:
2:o1 p. 4. daily. From West Point: $50 A.
u. Daily: il:ss A. II. Wed aud Fri; l:n p
n. Ex. Sun
g. e BURGFsS, D. p. A.,
go E. Main st. 'Phon, Madison Isx
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
NlAREEr cnNDIrI
LIVE POULTRY

I'I.Ns-.
Receipts OF chickens continues heavy and
market lower and weak other produce ac-
tive at quotations
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
Bankrup: Rofffes.
NOTICE OF FIRST MEETING Oh
CREDITORS.

In the matter OF No 1O3;
REUBEN T LIPSCOMBE In
Bankrupt. Bankruptcy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07

h!shcr. All sold at $500 $50 Hoss-Rc.
ceipis 3.255 head. Steady feeling.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
LOCAL MARKET QUOTATIONS.

| FURNISHED by Levy Commission CO.. Com
mission Merchants. Richmond. Va.
Richmond, Va. July 6 1911
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
CATTLE MARK ETS.
RICHMOND LIVE STOCK MARKET


Richmond. Va. July 1911
Report OF the I've stock market for tha
week ending July 3: ''e
hece!pts- Cattle, l55 head; calves. 1874 heal;
sAeep' 81 head hogs $40 head
Besi steers. 6-.c. medium to roo6 80
,.c. common 10 :nir "A ii4c: best heifc-s
~ 9'2e medium 10 good 4i.Tsc; commnn
TO ia!F. 81 n &c. best cows. ~ 4 Sc me-
dinm to eoot Si.ltii.c.: common to fair
| .. q &c. bulls. 81. q &c. hest calves, 7e:
sominon, 5A6c. Cows and calves S95555 g.
Per head Hogs. ga 6i4c.. sheep eis4 80,
lambs 697;.c. ''-1''
Chicago. Ill, July acknowledgements .s.
imated al $50 head Market s,saS%
beeves. $3.50 $50; Texas steers s,s6Isi6.
western steers. Si75d5.50. s,ock.rs a1d
!fsdeFs. $3.50 80. cows and Refers. soSsT
nuo' caves. SOC Hogs-Receipts es,i
mated at 1890 head Market slow. Sc. low
er' Lisht s525a57o; mixed. sssas,75.
heavy. s6.2oG6.7O; rough. $G20gsa5: good =, 20
/ choice heavy. ;635T6!5 pigs. s57st;: hui,
oi sales, Ssi5 f 6c5. Sheep-Receints 80
mated at liooD head. Market stea6v iSc
, !oWer Native. S?69Ii70 western. ssI So
NeaF!inss' Si+0T $50: lambs native a, o,6
20 western, ii75U7s5
New :ork. July -aeeves-Recein,s O..
hgao. Nothing doing; feeling steady calves
.-.Neceipts Sei head. Market nrm vAais
yse.'VH 200. culs. S4Gs.00 sheep and Lamhs-
receipts 800 head. sheep STEADY n, soS;9
! 400 cu!!s, ;!.5jq 200; lambs. arm 70 Ike
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07

steady. 3l-4a2 IL: ruling rate. > I-i.
closing bid 2l-4, offered at cas-.
Time loans dull sixty days 2l2 per
cent; ninety days. 81; six months.
3 l-2G3 SIS. Prime mercantile paper.
TO l-2 per cent. Sterling exchange
steady. with actual business in bank
ers' bills at s4.s425 for siNty-day bills
and at S4s6l5 for demand. CUmmer
cial bills, Si.s3 81 Bar silver, 81 So
Mexican dollars, is.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07

year. and a, Houston bales against 10.
last year.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07

Spo; cotton closed quiet. unchanged; mid
ding upiands. li.s5; midding sul:. l5.lc;
sales $40 bales
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07

O. price to which Interest must De- ads.d
Income bonds and oer,.acates OF .ude6ted
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
RICHMOND GRAIN u,Rrrr

Richmond Va. July s. 1911.
HOL EsALE QUOTATIONS on CHANGE.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-07-07
RICHMOND STOCK MARKET.
By Richard w Maury
Stock and Bond Broker !oi5 3 Main Street
Richmond Va. .July s 1911
sALEs AT BOARp.

l,501 Virginia SIS. Old al s7ie
2.;t3 Virginia Centuries so. 500 at s1A
10 Nationa! Bank % Virginia at 1875
STATE SECURITIES. Bid Asked
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
A POEM A DAY.
TELLIN' tn GAL.


1t was night in tn camp by tn OF Dry
Ar tn beef herd was bedded down:
Bin Mullins, tn foreman. took OF his
An looked at IN boys aroun';
Then he looked an tn stars up in tn
sky.
An fur off in tn chaparral
An he heaved hopeless. despairin'
sayin. who's gOin t tell tn CALI"
V cid hear tn lowin . - steers
An tn swish of ..Hf ~ IN trees
An tn mournful noises a Teller hears
Fer under tn wagon tn shadders teli
deep
An tn meanin' of EN- was grim,
Fer form was stretched out like a
With blanket drawed over him.
Jest few pine sticks in dyin' blaze,
Where tn supper IRE still burned {.
An IN fiickers fell in a feller's face
No matter which way he turned.
"Hoss must a-r'rared on him an broke
his neck
Big chestnut he called or Pal"
Bill Mullins sighed an he dealt tn
To see who s t tell tn Gal.
'Cuz tn Teller had a ranch on tn An
telope Hide
An a Gal who was neat an trim
AS a-yearlin' doe, an was jest bride,
Who was waitin' there fer him.
An he was under tn wagon there,
Brung back firm tn chaparrl.
With his blue eyes hNcd In fright
ened stare,
An who's goin' L tell tn Gal?
An so by tn camphre's lights an
shades
Bill dealt an tn faced cards fell;
An tn Teller L draw tn Jack o Spades
Was tn Teller ct had 4 tell
An hush like tn very chill o. death
Fell on that circle o Pards
While every Teller held his breath
An follored tn fallin' cards
deuce an a queen an seven an
king an an ace an nine;
A jack--an' black.-an' l turned pale
gray.
Fer / thought It was spades--an'
mine,
Bit / see 1t was clubs when | looked
again
An my breath came quick an hard-
Bill dealt 'em around again-an' then
fIe says: i've got tn card.
An after tn boys had all turned In
An after we'd mounted guard
Bill Mullins set where tn hre had
been.
His face all weather Scared.
An tears In his eyes, an he looked
at tn sky,
An then out in tn chaparral.
An he cried Good Lord. come nigh
come nigh,
CuzIve got 20 tell tn Cal
- w FOLEY.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
For an Extended
Parcels Post, Now

The Postal Progress league bill, H..
r. "a. introduced by Hon. William
Sulzer. extends our general postal
weight limit TO II pounds. reduces the
l6 cents a pound domestic merchan.
disc rate 20 eight cents-the present
rate on European merchandise TO the
United States-inaugurates a onecent
-tMo-oHHee- eity-letteF service and -
local rural service-one pound, one
cent: IL pounds, five cents; p pounds,
10 cents. bulk limit, 6X12X2i inches,
the size of the ordinary suit case. one
cubic FOOT with full postal insurance.
II will simplify the postal business.
increase revenues, save hundreds OF
millions OF dollars a year TO the pub
lie. II will secure the safe and quick
transport of samples and OF all pro
duce OF large value in light weight
jeweIry, clothing. laces, gloves. sta
tionery. etc.--at half the present cost.
II the new. rural servise saves the
average farmer but one trip to town
in two weeks-the total saving to the
1000 900 rural families. at the low es-
timated cost OF but one dollar trip,
will be one hundred million dollars a
year
Write your senator or congressman
al Washington. 10 support this bill.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
The A B C Of the Aldrich Plan
Reform the About
Which Will Be Discussed in the Trans-Msssspp
Afternoon.

serve association currency for the ex.
listing bond secured national bank
notes is contemplated, the govern.
ment bonds now held by national
banks to be purchased by the associa.
ton.
Dividends on the capital stock OF
the association are not to exceed per
cent per annum Earnings above
per cent per anunm are TO be divided,
one half TO go 10 the United States
government and one-half to the asso
cations surplus; when this surplus
reaches 20 per cent OF the associa-
tons capital, all the earnings above
per cent on the stock, are to so to
the government
Local associations and branch asso-
Citations are 10 be organized all over
the country TO facilitate the opera
tons Of the system.
For the purpose OF preventing the
control OF the association by wealth
concentrated in few hands three
Gfths OF the directors of local asso-
Citations are to be chosen by one vote
from each bank regardless OF size
and two-fffths by votes in proportion
to capital Local associations elect
directors for the Is branches.
The national association is to have
IS directors. Each of the ID branch
associations is to elect one; IL are to
be chosen by vote in proportion TO
the amount OF capital held; these q
directors are TO elect IL additional d.
reetors who shall not be officers OF
banks The governor of the associa-
ton Ito be appointed by the president
of the United States). the two deputy
governors, the secretary OF the treas
ury, the secretary Of commerce and
labor, and the comptroller OF .he cur
rency are to be ex-officio directors OF
the association.
The chief reason for reform in the
currency as proposed in this plan is
TO make the banking and money sys-
tenn OF the country more effective in
times OF financial stress. If some
such plan as the one here outlined is
adopted, its advocates claim that
banks could readily meet all leglti
mate demands, for money in period
like that OF 1907, for example instead
of having TO force payments of loans
and refuse TO make loans and even
stop paying cash as they did at that
time.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
The Prodigal Judge
VAUGHAN KESTER
(copyriEht lSiI. Tha BosAs- Merrill Company

II was Hannibals privilege TO give
Cayendish, out OF the vast Quintard
tract. such a farm as the early had
never dreamed of owning even I'm his
most feryid moments of imagining;
and he abandoned all idea of going TO
England TO claim his title. At the
! judges suggestion he named the
place EaTl's Court. lie and Polly
were entirely satisfied with their sur
roundings, and never ceased 10 con-
graduate themselves that they had
left Lincoln County. They felt that
their friends the Carringtons at Belle
Plain. though untitled people, We're
still of an equal rank with them
selves; while as for the Judge, they
doubted II royalty itself laid il any
over him,
Mr. Yancy accepted his changed for
tunes with philosophic composure
Technically he filled the position OF
overseer at The Oaks but the judges
activity was so great that this posi-
ton was largely sinecure. The most
arduous work he performed was
spending his wages.
Certain tritling peculiarities surviv-
cd with the judge even after he had
entered what ne ndu once Deen prone
TO call the Portal of Hope; for while
his charity was very great and he
lived with the splendid air of plenty
that belonged to an older order. il re-
quired tact. patience, and persistence
TO transact business with him, and
his creditors OF whom there were
always a respectable number, discov-
cred that he esteemed them as they
were aggressive and determined He
explained TO Yancy that too great Ger
tainty detracted from the charm OF
living, for, after all. life was game
a gamble-he desired to be reminded
Lof this. Yet he was held in great
respect for mis- wisdom and learning,
which was no more questioned than
his courage.
| Thus surrounded by his friends.
/ who were devoted 10 him, he began
! Hannibal's education and the prepar-
alton of his memoirs, intended primar-
/ lily for the instruction OF his grand
son. and which he modestly decided
10 call The History OF My Own Times,
which clearly showed the magnifl.
cence of his mind and its outlook.
! THE END
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

Cooperation among all the banks
of the country for making the money
supply more effective in the transac-
ton of business is the primary pur-
pose OF the National Reserve associa-
ton, which has been proposed by Mel
son w. Aldrich, as chairman OF the
national monetary commission Sew
eral notable speeches on the subject
will be made in the Trans Mississippi
congress this afternoon. For The
benefit OF those persons who are not
familiar with the plan. an explanation
% IL is presented here in language as
simple as is possible for subject so
complex:
II is proposed to create by law a
national currency association, the cap
ital for which shall be subscribed by
the banks of the country, each To con-
tribute an amount equal 10 one-tifth
Of its capital II all the banks partici-
pate the association capital will be
about 500 million dollars
Only banks may own stock. and no
bank may own more than its proper
proportion. No bank may transfer
it's stock except 10 the association.
The association will not receive de-
posits from or loan money TO any
person or corporation except the
banks and the United States govern
ment.
It's primary purpose is to form a
great reserve center OF money and of
credit power available for use on
equal terms by all banks.
II will issue bank currency under
careful regulations, protected by an
adequate gold reserve and secured by
notes of bank customers, represent
ing actual commercial transactions.
The currency thus issued will have
back of il the guaranty OF all the
banks In the system and the protec-
ton Of strict government supervision.
No currency may be issued based on
bonds or stocks as security. CThis
would shut out loans of New York
banks arising out of operations in the
stock marketD
The National Reserve association is
to be the depository of all the funds
OF the national government, and pay
ments by the government are to be
made by means of checks drawn on
the association.
Gradual substitution of National Re
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
From Another Point of View
An anti-fat advertisement.

Heavy reading: An ani-iat advertisement ..
As understand then the first draft wasn't final after all
However 3Opound turkey al
dent may
Which is
which settles it,
Andn a ground
tina she ha should shaken?
ia knowing
Thanksgiving but exactly where it will
r. just breaking its
Born nd Mrs Rubber a
probably didn't
as a baby boy.
municipal ownership the traction
all of the
i
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

Jockey-You want me TO pull the
horse--is that right?
Owner-No. no! | want you 10 con-
duct him around the track with a rea-
sonable restraint % pace,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
A Candidacy Not
Worked by Politicians

According 20 the Boston Common,
two Bostonians who are experienced
in gauging public sentiment have re-
Gently compared notes after separate
and extended Journeys into the mid
ole west. One, il is said, also went
into the northwest. and while there
quizzed a number of alert newspaper
men who have been trailing President
Taft" The thing that impressed these
Bostonians most. aside from the
fact that Mr.. Taft did not appeal to
his western audiences, was the as
tonishlng popularity OF Woodrow Will
son In this insurgent country
Scarcely a year ago, 1t appears, he
was thought of out there merely as
an "amiable academian In the tow or
Wall-st." Today he is zone OF the big
personalities in American politics.
one of the leaders to whom insurgen-
cy is turning everywhere More
than that. these observers felt that
the movement towards Wilson was
clearly not being worked by politi-
clans, or imposed from above. No
one man is pushing him on the coun-
try. as Roosevelt did Taft nor any
set of mep. II is a spontaneous turn
ing of the common people toward
man in whom they instinctively d.
vine the qualities of leadership which
they desire."-New York Evening
Post.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
CHAPTER XIV.
The End and the Beginning.


When Murrell was brought TO trial
his lawyers were able to produce a
host of witnesses whose sworn testi-
mony showed that SO simple a thing
as perjury had no terrors for them
His fight for liberty was waged in
and out of court With incredible bit
terness. and, as Judge and jury were
only human the outlaw escaped with
the relatively light sentence of II
years imprisonment; he died, how
ever. before the expiration OF his
term
The judge. when he returned TO RAJ
leigh. resumed his own name OF Tur.
berNille. and he allowed IL to be
known that he would not be offended
by che prefix OF General During his
absence he had accumulated wealth
OF evidence OF undoubted authenticity,
with the result that his claim against
the Fentress estate was sustained by
the courts. and when The Oaks with
its stock and slaves was offered for
sale, he, as the principal creditor, was
able TO buy II in.
One OF his first acts after taking
possession of the property was 10
have Mahaffy reinterred in the grove
OF oaks below his bedroom windows,
and he marked the spot with great
square OF granite. The Judge, visibly
shaken by his emotions. saw the mas
sive boulder 80 into place
Harsh and rugged like the nature
of him who lies beneath it-but en-
during too. as he was. he murmur-
cd. He turned 70 Yancy and Hanni-
bal and added; You Will lay me be
side him when | die
Then when the bitter struggle came
and he was wrenchA u and tortu -
longings. his strength was. in rernv--.-
bering his promise TO the dead man,
and II was his custom 20 go out un-
der the oaks and pace to and fro be-
side Mahaffy's grave until he had
gained the mastery of himself. Only
Yancy and Hannibal knew how fierce
the conflict was he waged, yet In the
end he won that best earned OF adj
victories, the victory over himself
My salvation has been costly
thing: il was bought with the blood
OF my friend" he told Yancy.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

strides of having reached the day OF
which that was spoken. The good peo-
pie are too tolerant OF these abomina-
'tions. am glad of daily paper TAX
ing the stand you do, and not afraid
10 make war on them.
II. ID. KIRKLAND.
Pinckney, Mich. Nov. q, 1911.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
Editorials by the People.
Thanks For a Clean Home Paper.

Thanks For Clean Home PAPER
To the Editor of The Times-Ihe
Central w. c. T. u. wishes to thank
YOU for bringing to the public through
The Times the splendid work OF our
prosecuting attorney. Mr.. Hugh Shep-
herd. and hopes to show the people ol
our beautiful city we have some men
who cannot be bought, and hopes,
also, that you will continually keep
this great work before the public ana
that every worthy citizen will most
heartily commend and indorse the
work now in progress OF bringing OF
tenders of the law TO justice. Right
eousness exalteth nation, but sin is
a reproach to any people. We also
thank you for a clean home paper,
The Times.
Sincerely yours,
CENTRAL w. c. T. u.
ELVA Under,
Cor. Sec.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
Detroit, Nov. 2s, 1911.
Increasing Pleasure in Reading Thu
Times.

Times.
To the Editor of The Times: With
in find renewal of my subscription.
We find increasing pleasure in read
ing The Times for reasons any right
minded man may understand, and are
glad that you do not love money
enough, and hold sobriety and decency
in so light esteem, as TO help tie
demoralizing influences of the coun-
try to faunt their wares in our faces.
Not long since business took me 10
the Offices OF the Michigan Christian
Advocate With DR. Potts and Or.
Jacklin on one side of me, and num-
erous volumes of city directories on
the other, every volume OF which had
display advertisement for some
ones beer" on edge and END,
thought Of the time when the lion
and lamb were 10 lie down in peace
together" But surely we lack long
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

vtsltor--So your agricultural show
wac a great success? Big exhibit or
live stock. I suppose?
NatiVe-Nope Not one. You see
we had TO use that space TO park the
automobiles in.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

Woman ITO detectIve) Why, II was
this way: There came ring al the
door and there stood two men who said
they were from tn gas company, in
spcCting meters They looked so dis
honest thought they we're, so let
them IN,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

Rleecked Daisy Heardincr has
promised TO give me my answer to-
night. She
Baxter Cshowing evening paper)---
The press agent and the reporters have
got ahead OF you. old top; it's "Yesn
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28
Pickings From Puck.

Visitor-So vo've had three dogs,
eleven cows and two horses killed by
autos so far this year Why don't you
put in complaint?
Farmer-Neveri I'm willing TO take
my medicine 7 was one OF the yaps
that kept hollering for good roads
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-11-28

The poor man wants more food ana
clothes,
And drink, and yachts and motor
cars.
The earth moon. Jupiter and Mars
What he don't want Lord only knows,
The millionaire, with hopeless groan,
Warts only to he let alone.