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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
DOME Break Down.

Severe strains on the vital organs
Ike strains on machinery. cause
break downs. You cant overt to X
stomach, liver. kidneys, bowels or
nerves without serious danger to
yourself. II you are weax or run
down. or under strain of any kind
take Electric Bitters the matchless
tonic medicine. Mrs. J. K Van de
Sande. of Kirkland, H., writes:
THAT I did not break down. while
enduring q most severe strain. for
three months. is due wholly to Elec
trio Bitters." Use them and enjoy
health and strength Satisfaction
DO sitively guaranteed. soc at. J.
Norris. Leonardtown,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Circuit Court Proceedings.

The Court met at 10, A. NJ, Asso-
ciate Judge Camalier on the bench.
Harry o. Reeder. Esq. was Sc
lected as Foreman of the Grand Ju-
~, and the panel was completed by
lot, as follows u. Benjamin Hebb,
Lewis Trossbsch. G. Edgar Abel.
Jsmes G. Cox. Eugene Hall, Robt.
NJ. Freeman, Saml B. Hay den. Jas.
T. King. Joseph F. Robrecht, Jas.
d. Hayden. J. Clyde Abel, John E.
Guy. Joseph A. Hayden. Harry T.
Clarke, Saml L Adams, Philip J.
Medley. ]. Stephen Alvey, S. Ber-
nard Burch. G. Claude Abel. L.
Nota Readmond. Stephen E Russell.
J. Thee. Bailey.
The Petit Jury was then drawn
as follows james Longmore, John
L. Hilton, John F. A. Norris, Geo.
T.. Combs, VIM NJ. Latham. John B.
Key. Rich. T. Abel. George G. Pew
erly, Willard Moore, Thomas E.
Fenwick, T. Lee Davis. Peter Cam
eron, Benz. /. Owens. John r. Gar
ner, George 81. Cullins, Henry G.
Dent, Giles T. Dyer, Joseph l.
Cough, Lewis FL. Davis. Joseph NJ.
Mattingly. Robert Dement,, Robert
A. Clarke.
Judge Csmalier charged the Jury
impressing upon 10 the dignity and
Importance OF its work and the
sanctity OF it's oath. He coDgratu.
lated the Jury and the county upon
she fact that there was no crime OF
any serious moment 20 be investi-
gated and not @ prisoner in Jail.
Judge Beall arrived in the early
afternoon and took his place on the
bench.
Several appeals from Justices
were heard.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
10 Saved His Leo.

"All thought I'd lose my leg, "
writes ]. A. Swensen, of Waterfowl,
Wis. Ten years OF eczema. that Is
doctors could not cure. had at last
laid me up. Then Rucklen g Arnica
Salve cured il. sound and we'll. -
lnfallible for Skin Eruptions, Ecze-
ma, Salt Rheum, Boils. Fever Sores,
Burns. Scalds, Cuts ard Piles.
25c at J. J. Norris, Leonardtown.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Quarterly Conference.

The Secord Quarterly Conference
of Leorardtown Circuit will con-
vene at st. Paul's NJ. K. Church,
next Saturday and Sunday Septem-
Der % and "A. Rev. ]. G. Nicholson,
d. d, presiding.
Business meeting on Saturday at
2:3O. p NJ. DR.. Nicholson will preach
at st. Pulls on Sunday at IL, A. NJ.
All are cordially invited to attend.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
a Man OF Iron Nerve.

Indomitable will and tremendous
energy are never found where Stom.
ach, Liver, Kidneys and Bowels are
out OF order. If you want these
qualities and the success they briug,
use DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the
matchless regulators. for Keen brain
and strong body. 25c at ]. J. Nor
ris, Leonardtown, Md.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Digestion And Assimilation

II is not the quantity OF food taken
but the amount digested and assimi-
lated that gives strength and vita
lily to the system. Chamberlain 8
Stomach and Liver Tablets invigor-
ate stomach and liver ard enable
them TO perform their functions ma
For sale by all dealers.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
For Sale.

Yoke Young Oxen, (broken)
/ HOlstein Short Horn Cow, 4 years
old-Fresh.
l Jersey 8 years old, fresh.
l Heller Short-Horn, Angus, 1 yrs. old .
2 Heiiers Short-Horn, 8 months,
ltwins.)
F. G. STONE,
Sept. l4-1m. C0brum, Md.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21

For bowel complaints in children
always give Chamberlsin's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and
castor oil. 10 Ia certain 10 effect o
cure and when reduced with water
and sweesened ID pleasant 10 take.
No physician can prescribe better
remedy. For sale by all dealers.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
CLOTHING

For the Summer, now is you time
to get suited with beautiful light
suit. all wool, suit guaranteed for
90 80. A suit made to order is real
ly worth $2I, my prices is only $500.
Boys wooden suits for $l.10c per
suit. Boys wash suits is 39c.
Men s al wool pants as low as 79c
and up to 50, so now is your time to
come up at once.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Midsummer Sale
at NIillison S.
BARGAIN HOUSE.

Mems fine shirts, regular 81 shirt.
my price is 33c Boys soc shirt,
my price is 25c. Mems fancy drop
stitched hoses, 7pair for 25c. Mems
3 pair drawers for SOC,
shirts the same. Mems night gown
15c. Boys and girls caps for 25c.
Mems suspenders as low as 3 pair
for 25c. Boys &c apair. Men s stiff
busom shirt, only 25c. apiece.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Notice 60 Tresspassers.

All persons are forewarned not to
trespass with dog, gun or otherwise on
the Hall Farm" in Medley's Neck, now
in my tenancy Against all offenders
the law VIII be strictly enforced.
JOHN X. HIGGS,
Sept. 14-1m. Beauyue. Md.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
GreeDWelI'S Mill.

FLOUR, Meal and Feed on hand
for sale all the time cheap for CASH.
hereafter, In order to avoid hav-
ing 10 keep mil books. all orders
must be accompanied ~ the cash
=. r. $IENWTLL
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21

D.. Allen $. 6oarman, Dentist,
Will be q: his Office in Mechanics
vile on Monday, Tuesday and We'd
nesday aud at Chaptico on Thurs
day, Friday and Ssturday-the last
week of each month.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
DRY GOODS.

Percale I'd wide really worth lac
a I'd. my price, &c. Lawns yd wide.
&c. TableclOth, red damask OF all
figures, regularly prices 35c I'd.
my price only 19c I'd White goods
india linen, as low as &c yd. White
silks and black silks ever body sells
for 81 yd my prices is 80 yd. Bed
ticking as low as Sic ayd. Children
hose, pair for 2jc.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
CHARLOTTE HALL SCHOOL,
ST. Mays County Maryland.
Founded in 1774. A high Grade
Military Academy.

Through instruction in Classical and
Business Courses. Non-Sectarian, mode
rate terms. extensive grounds, Steam
heated buildings, abundant supply OF
pure water ideal location.
Scholarships OF free tuition allowed
boys OF st. Mary's and Charles Counties,
who have passed the 9th grade in the
public schools and are otherwise salts
factory.
The distinguished services OF this in
stisutiOn for more than a century merit
the first consideration ofSouthern Mary
landers.
The next session begins Sept. 1 l, 1911.
Before deciding on any other school,
communicate with
GEO. NJ. THOMAS, A. NJ,
Aug. lit. Principal.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21

AND SCHOOL
DIR THE DEAF.
pens September -.
'rian; For the Deaf
lose where hearing il
attendance on public
Reading taught.
.ool and Academic
very healthful. Board
rec. Apply to
ELY Principal.
Frederick, Md.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
rom Us,

n 10 to $50
= ana nlIileH nj
al" Department
day In the week Ise-
Gu hi- public sales
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
RATIFICATION NOTICE.

RATIFICATION NOTICE.
In the matter OF the sale Of the real estate OF
James Z. Coppage, by Is. Harris Camalier,
Trustee.
In the Circuit Court for ST Mary's County
sitting ~ . Court Of Equity,
No. ll;1 n. e
IL In hereby ordered BY the Court, this sth
day Of sept that the Auditors Report made
and filed In the above entitled case, be ratI.
ned and confirmed unless cause to the con-
uary be show ON or before the third Mon
day OF October, provided o copy OF this or
der be inserted In the St. Mary's BEAcoS
once week for three successive weeks prior
20 the sald Bird Monday Of October 1911.
ESOCH Il. ABELL, Clerk,
True copy-Test:
ESoCH u. ABEL, Clerk.
Septic 3w.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21

" your local merchant does ar, sell
Bolgiano's Trustworthy SEEDS. write
us direct, We will tel YOU where YOU
can get them.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Mt to Know

day In the week lse-
nu hit public sales
Mt to Know
x Ia especially made
30 are by far the
Horses, Mares And
= OF Maryland, which
~ sus, Layers, neces-
uIcatlo fT.ces, which
,nlrh You save.
liu - ANA grounds we
don { hRN q any high
another q ponss cut
and oXp nsive trans
sin, You save.
n OF tnls Immense %
don { have To depend
va I'm connection tho
ring And Live cry de-
Department, Wagon
a"turiug department.
q = saving The Small
patronage and always
more, 30 close to your
AND MULES
70 500
10 $3.50
> AND
8pJH y
CTION SALES
\ E-lbN .SDA 1S
IjDAYS.
4 A. VI. We sell " pur
t.t.tRI NtiFS, .NG-
belonging To private
and surrounding Coun-
i yours, II We did you got
uud-, that's tho quick
don charge for offer
sold, All cars pass or
any conductor will put
ace. They all know IL.
Ice the People.
Sale Department..
.l6 = - 20 2l-22
Z l2j \ High ST.
. rs 9 l0-lI-12-l3
To st.
JNE -. Paul s5I
ID, CORTLAND 2sO6
his DON'T You
eve You Save
% $50.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
Undertaking.

lam prepared to serve funerals at
the shortest notice and on terms to
suit the hard times.
In connection with this, l devote
special attention to my Blacksmith
and Wheelwright department.
All orders quickly and neatly at
end to, EUGENE HALL.
May 10. % IT OylhcI,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21

IGT
JEWELER
ct NorthVeS,
end n.
IN, D. c.
sfA
some friend
ssh to make
be mother
n brother. It
pr it may be a
often them
JeWclry and
a complete.
been carefully
feel satisfied
= you will
&c have as
as can be
e. Why not
at you may
nj aside and
wanted. Ex-
s. Polite at
1 Ms EN-
a,.t u.NLRE
MES, PRAYER
-.
w. Washing
ace aud the man
II. VOiGT.
ais ~Ith Voigt is
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
THE BEST THINGS OUT FOR THE
LADIES.

A SO dollar suit for 2.98c. OF all
colors, trimed with the finest trim
mings, any sizes desired. Ladies
princess dresses worth s. to 81 so,
my prices, only$l % Ladies jump
ers worth 50 so to IS. my prices only
CSC. Ladies and Misses hats at
half prices now, so come at once and
get a hat.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
WE OFFER ENORMOUS sTOCK- Oh

Winter Vetch, Timothy SEED. Red Glow
er, Alfalfa, Alsyke, Red Top or Herds
Grass, Pure Kentucky Blue Grass. or
chard Grass, Fancy Sell Wheat. Ferc7
Seed Rye, Va. Gray Winter Oats Iai.
Meadow Oats Grass, M.llet. Permanent
Pasture Mixtures, Dwarf Essex Rare.
Cow Horn Turnip, Seven Top Turuiu
and Onion Sets.
NOTICE Send &c stamp and uame o.
this paper Tor u Toe packet Of King co.!
the Mammoth Pumpkin Seed Free
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-09-21
SHOES: SHOES.

For the ladies, the latest style
pumps as low as 98c and up. Mems
fine shoes made to order as low as
$1.4S and up TO "a Coarse shoes as
low as Csc aud up. Ladies fine
shoes add and ends Csc, pair really
worth $3.50. Mems black DERBY
hats, really worth $2, my price is
only 79c. Soft hats Of all kinds and
colors. as low as 69c and up to $3.50,
such 'ow prices is at
NJ. T., MILLISON'S,
Leonardtown, Nd.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
SUNSHINE AND GOOD HEALTH
Wherever Suns Rays Penetrate HUI
mar Life Is Quickened and Health
and Happiness Promoted.

The sunlight, with its meIlowing
warmth and radiance, IS one Of the
great essentials To good health
Wherever It penetrates, in prudently
regulated moderation, II quickens hui
man life. promotes health and happi-
ness, and may be truly regarded as
one of the best friends of man and
beast. The common practice OF pro-
viding blinds, shutters, curtains and
other means for shrouding the NWin-
doWs and shutting out the sunshine, is
undoubtedly great mistake, and
makes for physical weakness and i'll
health. More window light, more sun
shine, and not less, is what we re-
quire. Let all your apartments, kitch-
en-, sitting rooms, parlors and bed
rooms, too, be flooded with sunlight as
much as possible.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
| WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Chauffeur Had Had Enough Accidents
With People Wearing False
Teeth.

Pretty That's X, who has delighted
the audiences Of New York vaude-
vile houses. was called suddenly to
Vermont to visit her sick mother At
a town a few miles from her parents
home she hired an automobile and
asked the chauffeur to drive her with
as much speed as possible to her
destination
The roads were very bad, and the
car, making good speed up hill and
down dale, over rocks and ruts,
seemed bound to shake overheard its
occupants.
After little Of this jolting the
chauffeur turned to his fare and de-
handed:
Il say, ma'am. Do you wear false
teeth?'' 3
What impudence!'' exclaimed
That's x.
"Oh, ma am, 1t is not from impu-
dence," returned the chauffeur, that
I asked you the question. It is be-
cause the road is bad, the rocks are
hard, and if you wear false teeth, you
would do well to remove them until
we strike the pike I've had enough
accidents Of that description
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
ALExAuDRas BIRTHDAY CAKE STRANGE WEDDING CEREMONY

Il AVA & a . s q Il T
Her love undiminished by the fact
that her betrothed Is now legless,
Anna Reilly, pretty brunette, wheel
ed Robert Meyers into the Office OF
Alderman McInerney, at Pittsburg, a
few days ago and blushingly whisper
ed: Alderman. we want to get mar
ried"
Calling into his Office some work
men from the street, the alderman
went through the ceremony with the
clay-covered Workmen as witnesses
and attendants Then the girl wheel
ed her husband back to their little
home.
Meyers was a railroad brakeman
and lost both legs in an accident last
February. He had known his wife for
two years, but they were not engaged
until after the accident.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
CLOCK WAS MADE IN 1890

An interesting specimen of a long
clock, made in 1890. is owned by a
gentleman at Lutterworth. It has an
oval face, hand which points to the
days Of the week, completing the
round in seven days; one which shows
the true dead beat, and another which
points to the chimes and quarters.
On the upper part Of the clock is a
small orchestra, which includes a
flute, cello and two yiolins, and
boy and girl in addition to three sing
ers. The hours and the quarters are
struck and every three hours tune
is played three times over either on
the bells alone, the lyricord or on
both together" while the three figures
beat time and the boy and girl dance
to the music
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
WHEN THE TWINS TRAVELLED

Id
A curious scene was witnessed at
Kings Cross station, London, the other
Saturday on the arrival Of the ex-
press from Edinburgh. Two wom-
en-, known as the sisters Rosa and
Josepha Black, who are in many re-
spects similar to the Siamese twins,
being Joined together from the waist
downward, stepped out on the plat
form. They alighted without diff
Guilty, and walked to the barrier. Here,
however, there was difficulty, for
the twins presented only one ticket,
After long conference between the
collector, a policeman, and the friends
Of the joint couple, they were allowed
to pass the barrier. It Is. to be sup
posed that the puzzle was too great
for ordinary people to solve.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
DIAGNOSED CASE IN DREAM

z i5t5 4
A romance that dips into the realm
cf mysticism lies behind the marriage
az Miss Elsie Turner to DR.. Lawrence
y. Keith ct Boston.
Miss Turner was stricken Ill with a
mysterious ailment. Specialists treat
ed her with no favorable results. She
was finally taken to tbs home Of Doc
Tor Keith. He was baffIed till one day
Miss Turner calmly told him what the
trouble was and prescribed the treat
ment.
why, where In the world did you
9, thaf?" Doctor Keith asked in
amazement.
aT,oct,or-told me in dream The
Z. 9, ) woman named an old friend of
ne family long since dead. Doctor
Nj KssIth followed out the dream dag
nnats she IL now well.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
SEVENTEEN YEARS OVERDUE

A lady In business In Lorient,
France, received letter the other
day, which was sent to her from Con-
carneau, postponing an engagement.
The receiver of the letter could make
nothing of It. Then she looked at the
date both on the letter and the en-
yelope. She found 1t was September
Z, 1893. On the back of the envelope
was an official note in red ink to the
effect that it had been found in ma
king some repairs at the post Office at
Concarneau, last November. For sew
enteen years the letter had lain in
the post Office and after 1t was found
1t had taken nearly three months to
reach its destination.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
Doubtinu His Word,

Two Irishmen occupied beds in the
same room. By and by one Of them
woke up.
Mike" said he. did you put out
the cat?"
Il did," said Mike.
An hour later Patrick woke up
again.
Mike" said he. Mike, did you put
out the cat?"
.ssure 1 did, said Mike, sleepily
Con me word of honor
Some time later Patrick again
walked up.
Mike" said he, mike, ye diyv1e;;
ye did not put out the cat"
WELL" said Mike angrily, "if We
will not take the word of honor of a
gintleman get up and put her out
yerself.'
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15

to feel better when I had taken only
one bottle of Compound, but kept on,
as I was afraid to stop too soon. Mrs.
SADIE MULLEN, 2728 N. B. ST., FL
wood, Ind.
why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out a sickly,
half-hearted existence, missing three
fourths of the JOY of living, when they
can find health in Lydia 3. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound?
For thirty years it has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
has cured thousands of women who
have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, hbroid tumors, irregulari-
ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges-
ton, and nervous prostration.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound will help yous
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn
Mass, for advice. Your letter
will be absolutely confidentials
and the advice freee
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
PATRIARcHAL- PEAFOWL

~ oldest peafowl In the world Is
$3.50 CA he that owned by Thomas
!, ps, .,,hart 4 farmer Of Sulphur Well,
.sfaa.s county The bird apparently
4 aa l''' 10. ID active as ever. lie
ms Il roasted ii trees ~ years. a. ran -
.1 1ss Horatio Thompson came 70 h 1,s1,,
t,,a Il from virginia bringlng WIN Win nm In
his shis psafovl This bird was W then n es
tween d @, died this gay knight OF
1 lnolnp VI. ss, s. sssd 10 Thomas Lambert
sfogaoo. = raars the peafowl roasted On
foI ~, ,,,np Of q large oak tree
t,'e sa ~ rec IL, was cut down. This
.8iiriIil enss An Iii over southern Ken
bird u I, T,eafowl school in Metcaife
tsis 81 & -. * ] & AIMED Fl his honor
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
WoMAN's QUEER MASQUERADE

The story of q woman's strange life
comes from Chelsea, Eng, where an
inmate of the workhouse has confess
ed to having lived fifty years as a
man without being discovered. She
is now seyenty-fve years old. and
tells of this with a lively exultation
In the adventure She assumed the
guise Of man because she thought
that with 1t she could earn her living
more easily. She was married at the
age of sixteen, after being well edu
Gated, and Immediately left her nus.
band. disliking his treatment Of her.
She worked as painter and decora~
for pr
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
Try This FOR Colds
Prescription Known for Results
Rather than Large Quantity.

Go to- your druggist and get 1.-TWO
ounces Of Glycerine and half an ounce
Of Concentrated Pine compound. Mix
these with half a pint Of good whisky.
fuls after each meal and at bed time.
Smaller doses to children according to
age Any one can prepare this at
home. This Is said to be the quickest
cough and cold cure known to the
medical profession. Be sure to get only
the genuine (Globe) Concentrated Pine.
Each half ounce bottle comes in g. tin
screW-top sealed case. If the druggist
Is out of stock he will quickly get 1t
from his wholesale house Don't fool
with uncertain mixtures. It Is risky.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15

Spring Humors are due to the I'm
pure. impoverished, deYitalized condi-
ton Of the blood brought about by
the unhealthful modes Of living dur
ing the winter, too close confinement,
too little outdoor air and exercise, too
heavy diet. Hoods Sarsaparilla cures
them and builds up he,Whole system.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15

Hoods sarsapariIIa has no equal
for cleansing the blood and expelling
the humors that accumulate during
the winter. It effects Its wonderful
cures because it combines the utmost
remedial values of more than twenty
different ingredients. Insist on having
Hoods. It has no substitute
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15

Die compound. i
was sick three
months and could
not walk. / suf-
fered all the time.
The doctors said I
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for I could
hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
leg. began
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
Unfortunate AlIusion

She-Too many men expect their
wives to run their homes on practical,
" nothing. They forget that no one
can make bricks without straw.
He-My wife does-out Of flour.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
Professional Foresight.

"That fellow has fearful nerve"
said the dealer in firearms.
.sWho is he?"
An alienist. He says he will give
me commission on his business il !
will hand his card to every wild-eyed
person who comes in and buys a re-
volyer."
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15

The young king Of the Laos terri
tory, which is under French protec-
ton, has just inaugurated, in Luang
Prabang, the newest royal order
namely, the Order of the Million Ele-
plants and the White Umbrella. The
decoration is in gold and white and
green enamel, and the ribbon is red
ornamented with old gold
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
Greatest Little Invention.

The greatest little invention that
has been given to the world is the
lucifer match. It was invented in
1927. It is small, but like Portals
candle, it has shed a great light into
the world. It gave man mastery Of
fire. Before this fire had been con-
trary hired man, but now II became
an obedient servant.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15
One Better,

my daughter has been taking fen
cling lessons and she feints beautiful
IT,"
Huh! Ought to see the way my
gal kin trow fit!"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-15

Thousands Of Consumptives die every
year. Consumption results from a neg
lected cold on the lungs. Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure these colds. Just rub it into
the chest and draw out the inflammation