Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-09-07
ductors hold ont, there is going to be a
i ma Hkaf for fanA- cllf

ANy 40 Will u 1GlAGk
over to Hoppertown for a plug hat and
II he gets it, he intends to go into the
undertaken business. :.
Mrs. Lem Higgins. who was recently
married, threw one Of her first biscuits
at her husband the other day and his
recovery Is not expected.
When a feller's wife goes down to the
store and picks out his clothes, there
amt much doubt as to who e the
lower portion of 'em around the house.
The magazines of this country evil
IDENTIFY amt goin' to be satisfied until
they nave every woman in this country
maxim genuine antique furniture out
OF dry goods boxes and arts and crafts
utensils out of old tomato cans.
Miss Pansy Purify. our poetess OF
passion, has wrote some PONIES that
sound so much like some that Ella
Wheeler Wilcox has wrote that folks
Some of 'em are almost exactly alike.
only a word here and there being
different.
THE EVENING VAUDEVILLE
SKETCH.
She observation-disclosures.
He (downstairs)-Yes. love.
She-Have you locked the ice box?
she-Have you locked the dining
room window?
He-Sure.
she-Have you hidden the silver un.
der the bathtub?
He-Yep.
she-Did you put the cat out?
He-Uh-huh.
she-Did you bring the hose in?
He-Sure thing.
She-Have you fixed some ice water?
He-O-h-h-h-Yes.
She-Have you brought the rug in
from the porch?
He-Yes.
she-Have you fastened all the parlor
windows?
He-Sure.
she-Have you been down in the
basement to smell for gas?
He-Yes.
she-Have you brought in the ham,
mock?
He-Yep.
She-Have you locked the front door?
He-Uh-huh.
She-Did you hang up the key back
of h hall clock?
He-Yes.
she-Have you wound the clock?
He-YES-YES-YES
She-WeI. You don't need to get mad
about it. It's a wonder you Wouldn't
try to gea to bed at some decent hour.
What have you been doing down there
all this time. anyhow?
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VALUABLE HINTS ON CANNING.
Can everything you can find except
Ing your husband. You may need him
from time to time.
Always screw the lids on the glass
fruit jars on so tightly that it will be
necessary to break the cans open with
a hammer next winter. This is one of
the first principles Of canning and it
should never be violated.
1t is better to remove the pits from
peaches before canning them. for the
pits are rather hard to digest and form
a very heavy diet when eaten in the
winter. Canned peaches are more to be
pitted than censured.
When canning cherries be sure to re-
move the pits. It is too much trouble
to stop and remove the pits while eat
ing the canned cherries in the winter
n when a man ak around with
three or o quarts of cherry pits in
side of him he is apt to rattle and 1t is
that.
The outer skin and the topknot of
the pineapple should be removed before
the pineapple is canned. The skin of
the pineapple is very rough and ir-
regular and is apt to scrape the throat
If 1t is not removed before the pine
apple is eaten. Those who have swal-
lowed pineapples whole nave henceforth
preferred to have the ~pineapples skim
ned. 1t is also well to slice the pine
apple, making each slice about four
inches in diameter so that it will iust
fit the mouth.
GARDEN.
Mary had a little dance.