The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1911-01-06
THE
DINNER HOUR

houf oo4 IL room y 6IIo4 win v00
! - ~ glrlo n nlmy summer gownA
- u while Aannsls and other fash-
ioaabls hot-wsatAsr toggery and chill
1rsn a III agse IN fascinating array.
Evesybo1y y talking u ooco.)
Middls-Ags1 Woman twho has Tor
sottsn 70 dust tAs powder Of her len
cheek, Who wears w0aderfui cofals
and b surrounded By svsrythins q
The bill q farrell simply can't sat
thing and tho doctor raid needed 70
b built up! There's iron In this ~
Ter and that'll sivs me IN appetitsi
Thin Womas (across from her)-
DID you ever try pufRed hayssed fcs
weak stomach-
0irl with . yellow ribbon wound
through her hair and reck . foot
long) that my gracs!ulness was
what first attracted him to me. OF
course. I don't believe q thing . man
says, but Jack never says things IN.
less he means them! He's an awful
ly clever. Discerning sort Of man
Other Girl plump and snub-nosed)
Why, I think he's the stupidest
ever! Just naturally slow and clumsy!
And the way he squints when be tries
TO be sentimental
First 0irl-Dear me. Gracel never
say any one who thought every man
Who barely glanced ct her was trying
to make love to her - you DO! why.
he never looked ut any one but me
both times he's been hsre-
Youngish Woman ((with . wasp
waist and the best brand Of rouge)--
He did. Henry! He grabbed Jimmie
By the naps Of the neck and shook
him! Are you going to stand that
sort Of thing having great, hulkins
boy II seventeen beat your innocent
child, who's only nine? While Jim
mile may not always mind, will say
that he has . perfectly angelic DISCO
sition II he's handled properly. He's
sensitive and I'm glad Of II. for Of all
creatures detest that huge boy. who
hasn't any feelings at all. Jimmie
wasn't doing . thing. not . single
thing! Why, did ask that other boy
and he made some ridiculous excuse
about Jimmie having emptied Into the
lake all his bait he had just gone two
miles to get! ! think 1t showed Jim
mics tender heart to want to put the
| little minnows back into the water.
where I'm sure they're much happier
than they were In . tin pail with holes
In Il. And, anyhow. he's eight years
older than Jimmie and bis nshpolss
are always In the way. and you've just
rot TO do something about II. or
Youth Of Twenty Lavender tis.
socks and handkerchief) Didn't you
- be- when she came IN, Billyi 4
psachssino look over by The eastwia-
down pink. Msfoe that!
OtAsr Youth-Bstchu ct intro
duced Arst! Bstchu take little Cold
locks for the lrst waits this evening
Dyspsptic Old 0entleman-lf the
Management doesn't stop these chill
| dren shrieking while people are trying
/ TO eat . peaceful dinner III leave!
won't stand Il! -
His wifs-Now. Richard. do BE- sen
sibls! You were child once
Hs-Well. my mother kept me ct
home where ! belonged and didn't
traipse Oh to Q summer resort and
make every one miserable! Why. they
played tag down our hall at six o'clock
this morning!
Pretty Woman In Blue-You are
perfectly ridiculous!
Her Husband-l guess ] can see!
guess I'm not blind. though you may
think ! am! Il was exactly u min
utes BY the clock that you sat In that
corner Of the porch with him. wills
psring! Yes. you were!
Pretty woman won't listen 70
such absurd
Her Husband listen till get
through, and ] want to say right
here-
Young Man-Roast bsef and the
salad and all the vegetables. and. say!
some Of the lamb. too. and anything
else that's handy and
Second Young Man--Bring me two
kinds Of pie and Ice cream! and the
cake and the cheese! And coffee.
sadie. don't forget the coffee!
Boy Of Ave hits his little sister In
the face with his pineapple fritter.
Both shrek.
Their Mother ito their father, -
she removes the smitten one for re-
pairs) --Arthur. don't be harsh with
willie, now. Remember. he's . nerv.
Gus child! Look out--he's putting .
grasshopper down that little girls
neck. 81.
Tin the resultant pandomonium. WI.
lie spilis . glass Of milk over his 10.