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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13

proper nourishment of all joints,
muscles, nerves and bones. If you
have Rheumatism, get the uric acid
out of the blood by taking S. S. S., a
purely vegetable medicine, and enjoy
freedom from its misery. Boob on
Rheumatism and any medical advice
free to all who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13
At Work.

did your son learn anything in
college?"
"Oh yes. Learned to operate an
automobile so we'll that we have put
him in charge of me of our big ell
ectric trucks"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13

The million dollars to be expend-
ed on the cutoff and the million dol
ars to be expended on work in Pen
dleton will make two million.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13

goes into the elf
c~ulation, and re-
moves every
particle of the
irritating uric
acid, builds up
h e bio od d,
makes it rich
and oily, and in
this way pre-
pares it for the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13

Is not this a good time to get those
road ~scraping crews going?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13
HOW WILLIE WON THE PRIZE

Spring seems to like Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-13

straight for the track, k,
uniform height until With
Of the grandstand. Then b
what he took in the gather.
to be a suitable spot for
with his engines working
speed clutch, glided earth
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
THREE CURED OF ECZEMA

when a child, I suffered eight
years with eczema. I could not sleep
at night, and had sores all over my
chest. We had doctors and none
could do any good, until my mother
saw the advertisement of the Cuti-
cura Remedies in the paper. We used
the Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Resolvent, and they cured me Of
eczema 1 also used them on my FIVE
children. Two Of them had eczema
very badly. When my children had
eczema, was not worried at all, as
l knew the Cuticura Remedies would
do their work. They had sores all
over their heads, their hair would fall
out, and they would scratch all night
and day. They had it on their heads,
face, and in back Of the ears so that l
thought their ears would drop of. I
washed their heads and bodies with
Cuticura Soap and they are as clean
as the driven snow. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment also cured my children
Of ringworm. l would not be without
the Cuticura Remedies. They are
wonderful" (Signed) Mrs. Violet
Cole, 26 s. Redfield St., Philadelphia,
Pa, Oct. 20, 1910.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are
sold throughout the world. Send to
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, sole
props, Boston, for free book on skin
and scalp diseases and their treat
ment.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
The Beautiful and the Useful Must
Be Developed to Make
Mankind Perfect.

Mankind can only be made by all
men, the world by all its powers to-
gether. Often enough they war
among themselves, but even as they
try to destroy each other, nature
holds them together and brings them
forth again. From the first animal
Impulse towards construction up to
the highest exercise Of intellectual
art, from the laughter and shouts of
childhood up to the glorious utterance
Of the orator and the singer, from the
first scufhes of boyhood up to the
huge armaments by which nations are
lost and won, from the faintest kindli-
ness and the most transitory affection
up to the most burning passion and
the deepest bond; from the merest
sensation of the tangible present up
to the most mysterious presentiments
and hopes for the furthest spiritual
future, all this and far more, lies in
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

I'm positive It's Ralph" Vera
leaned forward in her steamer chair
TO get good look at the man who
had just passed. "He has marched
around about 40 times so far this
morning. Phil, and | do wish you'd
find out for me-"
Il didn't know you were so keen
on digging up Ralph" Phil's tone
was a mere grunt of disgust, from
the depths Of his rug. Didn't that
die out at Pinehurst last fall?"
Didn't what die out?" Vera
looked meditatively and innocently
out to sea.
Weren't you engaged?"
Not exactly"
mot exactly? Upon my word, Vera,
you girls get on my nerves. You
think loves a polo game. When a
chap comes a cropper, you lift your
eyebrows, and say it's too bad he
can't play right. You know Ralph
was awfully cut up after you left,
and-when did you see him last?"
Vera rose. smiling mysteriously.
Phil, 1t wouldn't be right for me
to tell you It's bad enough to en-
courage those-er-polo players, but
It's worse to give a description of
how they took the tumble. Go and
find out from the ships list If It is
Ralph; there's a dear. And If It IS,
look him up. and be nice"
Most unwillingly Phil obeyed in
structions. There was over six years
between Vera and himself, and an
elder sister has rights which even a
fellow of eighteen has TO recognize.
Carefully he went over the list of first
cabin passengers, but found no such
name as Ralph Maynard.
Hes in stateroom D. promenade
deck, because | asked a steward"
Phil protested. Who's got that room
can you tell?"
Somerset Lane, for self and WIFE"
the purser told him. Il think they're
just married, and on their honey
moon"
81 don't believe it." Vera said,
calmly, when Phil brought back the
news. ut is Ralph. know. now.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

because bowed to him as he went
by the forty-frst time, while you
we're gone, and he knew me. Why
should he ship under an assumed
lame?"
Maybe it's a secret marriage, {"
suggested Philip archly. He's wise
old dog, anyway"
"He is not, Phil. If ever there was
an open-and-above-board, straightfor.
ward boy, it's Ralph Maynard. Did 1t
give the wife's name?"
Phil shook his head.
Just said for self and wife"
But where's the wife? If he were
on his honeymoon, would he be tramp
Ing the deck madly hour after hour?"
Maybe she's seasick," Phil sug-
gested brightly. Il saw him talking
to that old chap from Virginia in the
smoker this morning, so on the way
back up the companionway ran into
him and asked if he knew Somerset
Lane. He said he did, that he was a
bully young chap, and 1t was a shame
his wife was so delicate that she had
10 keep to her stateroom all through
The passage over"
Vera's face was a study. She
trowned and pursed her pretty lips
tensely. Some way, she could not
picture Ralph's wife at all. She could
only remember the last night at Pine
hurst. 1t had been In September, and
The Carolina beach looked wonderful
ly fair in the rich, golden moonlight.
Hatless, they had mounted horses and
gone for canter at low tide along the
wet sands, far, far out, to what they
sailed Lovers Leap. 1t was q jutting
headland OF rock that eat or the
beach. And 1t was here that Ralph
had taken his chance with Fate. She
could see him still, bending toward
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Hleh-cIass Samoan Dialect.

Robert Louis Stevenson described
amusingly how the Samoan noble had
a private dialect Of his own, quite dis
tinct from the common peoples. The
ordinary words for an OK, blood, BAN.
boo, a bamboo knife, a pig and an
oven were taboo in mobiles presence
And the noble had special words Of
his own for his leg, face, hair, belly,
eyelids, son, daughter and wife, his
dwelling, spear, comb, sleep, dreams
and anger, his food, his PLEASURE in
eating, his ulcers, cough, sickness, re.
covery and death, his being carried
out on a bier, the exhumation of his
bones and his skull after death.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
HousewIfe and pomestle.

The housewife who does her own
work, and she represents the stalwart
womanhood OF the country-and the
ambitious domestic who wants TO
make the family wash a credit to the
community. appreciate the great adj
vantages Of Hewitt's Easy Task Soap.
It is clean, white soap, free from an
adulterants and will not injure tho
most dainty fabrics, lace. linen, wool
or muslin. Buy two cakes for ten
cents, and IL you don't like the firsL
return the second and get your money
back.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

The Ioosest weed. that drifts and
waves under the heaving Of the sea
or hangs heavily on the brown and
slippery shore. has a marked strength.
structure elasticity, gradation Of sub
stance; its extremities are more fine-
ly fibered than its center, its center
than its roots; every fork Of it's rami-
dcation Is measured and proportioned; ;
every wave Of its languid lines is
love. It has Its allotted size. and
place, and function. It Is specific
creature. Ruskin: "The Seven Lamps
Of Architecture"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
used Elsta instead 81 pnn.

A unique method Of settling polit-
ical dispute was recently adopted by
two Queensland journalists, Mr.. Muir
ply, editor Of the Charleville Times, a
Liberal organ, and Mr.. Kilner, editor
of the local Guardian, Labor. They
decided to settle the matter by a pub
lie fight with boxing gloves. The
hall was crowded and both men fought
flercely. The first round was decided
ly in favor of Mr.. Murphy. In the
second round Mr.. Kilner Jared even
worse. The third finished him com
pletely and in less than minute he
was hanging on the ropes in dazed
condition.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Both Qualities Are Needed

man, and must be brought out and
unfolded; only not in one man, but in
many. Every capacity is important
and all must be developed. One in
dividual can only work for the beau
tiful, another only for the useful;
but both are needed to make man
Goethe.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

Summer tours via Nickel Plate road
to Atlantic coast and eastern noun
tain and lake resorts; also to Pacific
coast and western and southern state
summer resorts. Tickets on sale June
/ to September 80, Consult F. p.
Parnin, 7. P. A., Ft. Wayne, Ind.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
ms Inspector-Huh?
DISTEMPER

In all its forms among all ages of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SP0HN'S DISTEMPER CURE
Every bottle guaranteed Over 100000
bottles sold last year $50 and 81 90. ANY
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

the secretions. The doctors said I
was beyond help. / began the use
OF Doan's Kidney Pills and gradually
improved until completely cured.
have not had the slightest trouble
since"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price SOC.
Foster-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
So familiar.

"Yes," said Nagget, "a woman usu.
ally treats her husband as the average
servant treats bric-a-brac."
go ahead" said the wise Mrs. Nag
get. What's the answer?"
why, the more he's worth the more
she tries to break him"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

delay j. L.
Richardson, Red
Key Ind, says:
my back ached
as though II
would break. /
could not move
without intense
pain. My hid
neys were in
such bad shape
that II was nee
essary to draw
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Wanted 4 Who'll on.

Bobbie saw some puppies for sale.
"How much are they. Mr. Brown?''
he politely asked. Two dollars
apiece" replied Brown. But / don't
want piece-I want whole dos"
explained Robbie.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
stTAUr Tlyro vorR euOFs

Aliens Foot Base the Antlseptie powder for Tired,
aching swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort. Makes walking delight Sold everyWher4
&c Don't accept any substitute. For BRMM
sample, address Allen s. olmsted. 10 Roy, Y.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
nuslva.

There Is a motion without progress
in time as well as In space; where q
thing often remains stationary, which
appears to us to recede, while we are
leaving n behind. Julius Charles
Hare.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

Health is the greatest gift, content
edness the best riches.-Dhamman.
ana
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Harder Nut to Crack.

Now that Harvard scientists have
solved the riddle Of the Sphinx, 1t is
up to the Yale highbrow to discover
why a woman always steps of a NOV.
ing street car backward.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

Start afresh this Spring-cleanse and
purify the system by course of Garfield
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

And lots of people who think they
have nothing but trouble don't know
what trouble really is.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Test Of Social Standing.

Old Porkenlarrd-Sh My wife has
a pearl necklace concealed in her
bonnet!
Customs Inspector-Huh?
Old Porkenlarrd-Don't overlook It,
that's ALL She wants to get her name
in the papers as a society leader!-
Puck.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Out Of the Hare.

Here's a harpin in the soup, waib
err" said the mad diner.
'Yes, SIR. It's all right It's hare
soup, sir"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
DON'T NEGLECT YoUR KIDNEYS.

Kidney troubles are too serious TO
neglect. Slight ailments are often
fore-runners OF dangerous kidney III
ness and should be treated without
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

It is difficult to convince the head
OF the house that two heads are bet
ter than one.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

Eye saIve In Aseptic Tubes
Prevents Infection-Murine Eye Saivo
In Tubes for all Eye Ills No Morphine
Ask Druggists for New Size 25c. VAL
liable Eye Book In Each Package.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

II you don't believe honesty is the
best policy, try 1t.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

Lots Of city farmers make a spo-
cialty of sowing wild oats.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

After her third engagement a gir1
begins to appear anxious.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16

Garfield Tea regulates a lazy liver.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-16
Il SoH1 s:ssa s4s. Si9sI s.. ThOmpsOn's Eye Water

1flK Sell Agate Solderine. bIends agate ware
@VOh holes. 2ho Fire and waterproof. PartlC-
ulars free. KREW SUPPLY CO.. Beaver Dam, ~.
-------------- -
w. N. u, FIT. WAYNE, NO. 23-1911.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
DISPOSED o. IT SANE WAY
American Travelling Abroad Tells
Engllshman Of Piratical Behavior
of Rail Employees.

John Kendrick Bangs contin-
ues his amusing "Table d'Hote
Talks in the current issue Of Har-
per's Weekly. Mr.. Boggs discourses
upon the piraticaI behavior Of the
Italian railroad employees. 81
fancy" said the Fat Little English
man, Chat YOU will find that sort
Of thing everywhere. / distinctly
remember having received a leaden
nickel in change on one Of your
American railway systems" ooh,
you were that man, we're you?" said
Boggs, naiyely. "Seems to me | re-
member reading something about it
in one of the newspapers" mo,
you don't remember anything of the
Sort" retorted the Fat Little Eng
lishman. 81 have never mentioned
it TO anybody until this moment"
"And what did you do with the
nickelY" demanded Boggs. 81 don't
know" returned the Fat Little Eng
lishman. "How should I be expect
ed to remember a little thing like
that? suppose | spent it. Why2"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
NO CHANCE

At a charity bazaar in a New
England town an elderly gentleman
was approached by a charming
young woman, who urged that he
take a Chance on a -meerschaum
pipe.
"Td be glad to take a chance if I
smoked" said the old gentleman,
pleasantly.
ooh, but you can learn ez-
claimed the young woman. do take
a chance. Only a quarter"
"'No, thank YOU" said the old
gentleman. "Tobacco doesn't agree
with me. Why, I'd have no earthly
use for that pipe"
"Take a chance anyway" persist
ed the young woman. "There isn't
the least probability of your win
ming it, you know"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06

Since the above was written,
the encouragement repuGiates
the statement of Gov. Hadley. -
Ed. Democrat.
Jefferson City, Mo-, April 20.
In his veto Of Colonel Bill Phelps
bill p%rohiblng railroad companies
from discriminating in passenger
rates, Governor Hadley said he
had been informed by the at
torney-general that, in his judy.
ment, under the provisions Of
Senate Bill No. y, the Board of
Railroad and Warehouse Com mis-
sloners can establish, pending the
appeal from the decision of Judge
Mcpherson, 2la cent rate and en-
force It,
"The encouragement stated to-
day this was a mistake. He said
he had not given the governor an
opinion touching the matter, nor
had the latter asked him for one.
$50 far as the veto of the bill
is concerned, the Encouragement
said he had no statement to make,
but did not desire his position to
be misunderstood in regard to
Senate Bill No. 81, This is quite
a different act and is intended as
q salvage measure in the event the
2.cent passenger act Of 1907 lie
held by the United States Supreme
Court to be confiscatory aud in.
valid.
THE Encouragement said that
after Senate Bill No. 81 was ap.
proved, Commissioner Wightman
called him up by long distance
telephone and made inquiries as
to how the board should proceed
in the premises. The attorney.
general told Mr.. Wightman that
under no consideration should the
board attempt to promulgate a
passenger rate schedule until after
the United States Supreme Court
has finally disposed Of the appeal
In the Missouri rate cases.
major said he was ADVISED that
the board has no intention of class
flying the railroads on the basis
of their passenger earnings and
issuing schedules of passenger
rates prior to the decision of the
United States Supreme Court. He
added it would be a serious mis-
take for 1t to attempt to do go"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06

the time to make the trip much
longer, and am informed that
the average number Of passengers
travelling to and from these points
on this road aside from interstate
travellers do not average two q
month, aud it is less important to
enable the company to carry these
than that the 400, 600 people living
between these cities should enjoy
the rate which people living be-
tween Kansas City and st. Louis
on the Wabash, Burlington and
Chicago and Alton enjoy.
In Iowa under a similar law the
dire result predicted did not &C.
cur. All railroad companies charge
the same rate to all persons aud
the same rate between all stations
and why should they not do the
same in Missouri?
| hope the governor IS right but
| question his candor that the rail-
road commissioners can immedi-
ately put into effect a two and
one-half cent rate. | notice the
governor said that Railroad Com
missioner Wightman, asked him
to veto the bill. I hope the com.
missioner will display the same
zeal IN joining the other railroad
commissioners in at once putting
into effect on all Of the three cent
roads of this state, if 1t can be
done, a two and one-half cent
rate, he displayed, or pretended
to display, in urging the passage
of the bill he requested the gov
ernor to veto. 1t will be refresh
ing If he will,
OF course | would have been
glad if Governor Hadley had done
as the Governor of Iowa did when
a similar bill was passed, left the
question of its constitutionality
to the supreme court. The legis-
lature last winter, to relieve the
supreme court, created a commits
sion, which will be Of much assl8-
lance in enabling that court to
dispose of its docket, and the gov
ernor now, might, with propriety,
leave some of the constitutional
questions for that tribunal to pass
upon, He seldom vetoes a bill
except on constitutional grounds.
From the Carthage Democrat,
April %, 1911.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
HIS MEASURE.

"|rhat man is a fanatic"
81 don't see how you can say hal
Of him. He is always discarding
some old belief and taking up a new
one"
eyes, but he never takes up any
Of the beliefs that | hold"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06

Mrs. McTurk-Mr. McDougall,
upstairs, fell over his window sill
an was kilt last night, sir.
The Minister-Dear, dear, how
sad! l trust he was prepared for
the end?
Mrs, McTurk-Oh, I'm sure he
wis, because when he passed DOR
window l heard him say, "Noo fur
the bump"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
E WAS NO SALE.

Romanse sadly My poor friend
Kuppplls, the poet, is more despond-
ent than ever.
Essats-What is the trouble2
Romanse-He had a bargain sale
of his verses and no n came.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
SUITED HER.

She lat the masquerade)-Do
you think my costume becOmIngp
He with enthusiasm )-Yes, In
deed; but you would DO lovely In
any Disguise Illustrated Bits.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
sARDlNE BOXES.

Mellis-I wonder why sardine
boxes are always made fiat.
Deshler-To be consistent, Of
course aren't they crowded like a
hat2
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
me NGAsoN.

'NWhAt iS this hAah made oR9"
DsYSE inqpiuaF
wy hAvSalt yosr'
~BsauSs I hks h"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
Phel ps Discusses
Hadley's Action

Author of Anti-Discrimination Bill Shows the Inconsis-
tency of Governor Hadley and his Subserviance to
the Railroads in Vetoing the Measure--A Clear Ex-
posture of Hadley Methods.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06
Take Notice.

On and after the first day of
May 1 will kill all dogs in the
city not having city tax payed
on for 1911.
james N. Price,
City Marshall.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-05-06

Piano Tuns N0RYELh nov.
in town at phone s4l.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-02-23
FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS.
Cong. Alien viii Be Buried in Family
Lot in Portland.

Alfred. Me. Feb, 23.-Arrangements for
the funeral of the late Congressman
Amos l.. Allen here Thursday are made
and will begin with arrival of the body,
relatives and Congressional delegation at
II o'clock. The remains will be taken
to the Methodist church and lie in state
until 1.30 when services will be conduct
ed by Rev. c. W. Bradlee of Bath officiat-
ing, assisted BY Rev. f. f. Doughty, pas
tor of the church. Music will be fur
nished by quartet from Portland. Dele
cations from the Maine Legislature, both
branches. from the Lincoln Club. Port
land, and many prominent men of affairs
will attend. Interment will be in the
family lot. Every available sleigh in
town has been secured to convey the fu-
neral party from the railroad station To
the church and thence to the cemetery
after the services.