New-York tribune., 1911-03-22
THE talk or THE DAY.

man whose wife asks him 0Ve OF ON
times every year 10 look over her ciIocA-
boo,, because tho bank has mace HE
totke" and who invariably finds that ''o
banI, IS right and that checks Drawn W
his wife are not noted In the STUBS sent
tI,,s note 10 the bank. save your peoP'o
ord busv husbands time by mailing 10 al
woman denositors who draw checks az your
hank card inscribed: Don't forget tha'
to-day YOU wrote a check on TINS Dai'h w
E Make a stub and deduct from your
balance" A bank official called the man
on tho telephone the next day ana COIL
cra,,,,ated him on the good idea.
Put" protested the plain citizen. don't
YOU consider honesty n good thlne 49,
"Sure" replied the POLITICIAN Out u
Ike every other good thing; you.ve got 10
,naise money before YOU can aiford H. -
The Catholic Standard and Times
"There is considerable misapprehension
IN America and Europe as to the human
hair trade in China" writes Consul CEN
oral Anderson from Hong Kong. "Ihe re-
mort that much of tho hair shipped IS
ta,ten from the dead is not only untrue o'
tho Chinese trade but r. inconsistent with
Cb,nege views Of the dead and with Chinese
thought. The hair shipped abroad from
this enpire IS combings from well-to-do
,.onIo mostly women. Chinese maid IN
droesinq hor nistress's hair simply saves
and soils 10 n barber the combings thar
were formerly thrown away. SeIdom II
over are full heads Of hair taken. nor are
cueues used. II IS one Of the strange facts
of tbe trade that although thousands OF
oueues have been cut in Hong Kong In the
last several months-some fifteen thousand
e the rerort the hair has not been sold
He-so the engagement is of. and Maud
and Jack don't speak To each other' NHdI
caused the quarrel?
Sbe Twas The silliest thing They were
talking about theirs being case OF IoVe
at first sight and then got into ferce
DISPUTE as 70 which had seen the otheE
first st.-RostOn Transcript.
disnute between a tollgate keeper and
n chauffeur near Oesterbeek, Holland.
brourht "the Prince and the Princess
Henri dc Bourbon" before magistrate re-
Gently. The noble couple-memhers of the
VaundorN family, which claims Louis
XVII as ancestor were the guests Of the
owner of the automobile and they appeared
as irnportant witnesses. 1T took all the
romance out Of the story" writes a man
Who was present at the hearing. 80 see
these descendants 90 of the hapless Marie
Artcinotte. her royal consort and Of the
mysterious Dauphin. clad in automobile
clothes. giving testimony in an atmos-
rhere heavy with gasolone."
Mrs Billerock IS getting old know IT.
What now
she saws that the stores don't have es
good bargains now as formerly. Buffalo
Express.
The lower house Of the Massa chusetts
LEGISLATURE has voted. by large majority.
against a proposition 10 permit amateur
baseball games in the Bay State on Sunday
afternoons between and G. This is much
like the measure that New York's Assem-
bly, killed last week. Doubtless, as soon as
the weather warns up a bit, the Sunday
afternoon cry of Batter up" will be heard
oftener than ever In both Massachusetts
and New York.
Hes q star after-dlnner speaker
isr't he?''
- starr He's a moon"
"How?"
"The fuller the brighter Toledo Blade