Milford chronicle., 1911-07-28
EPISODICAL.

Everybody knows that l like the girls
or everybody should know it. ike then
because have, or have had, several pirI
of my own that were and are real nice
But the reader knows girls are a peculia,
invention, made up of many different
qualities, and idiosyncracies. Anent the
girl question, DR.. Hall gives six reasons
why girls hirt: Emotional delusion
hxed idea, rudimentary paranoids, psv-
chic neurasthenia, episodic symptoms of
hereditary degeneracy, and psysic motive
obession - To these an astute writer has
added the sevents, Because the girls like
to hirt - We are willing the girls shall
have all the fun flirting that suits their
capucious nature, but when it comes to
mature stage it is time to cut out psv-
chic neurastheniaa and emotional obsessiou
and do SOME hOusewOrk Naturally girls
love to work. But they wish to choose
their work; and who blames them2 The
reader will understand that IN in Fred
erica; and years ago Frederica was pro-
verbal for its pretty girls, ladies. women
the reader can use whatever nOmeu-
clature he likes best in expressing the
title, for all will apply and we see no
reason to change the mind of the public
to another belief at this date Some peo- (
pie believe I am partial to ed-headed [
girls where ignorance is bliss tis folly
TO be wise and there are but few red
headed girls in Frederica There used To
be many more than now. but the demand
for this class ofgirls for telephone opera
tors III the city has called the most of
them hence As a matter of fact the tele-
pho1e girl in Frederica is man. and
nOl red-headet, which may appear To be
an anomaly. All the females in this town
"i-u whom we are acquainted are nice. :
an1 that's saying a great deal, when we
consider that we must return to Milton q,
sOOni aud as a matter of Cancellation 10 d
nose at home We may say they of Milton :
are ulce, also All this beating about the !,
lush only goes to prove what we said az i
n beginning OF this article and if the
rnler Will just glance az the headline, u
he will ind what that is Let not any l,
eader take this writing too seriously for v
there are many funny things said in a
ok u
As we said before, and will repeataeain. 4,
Is not for us t. ueddle with the social -
-W5 OF this town while on a transcient 8
'Sil We leave that to the Frederica IL
Vt --spOndeu, whose writings are so hap -,
~ appreciated AT her home and else -,
'lere After receiving the Chronicle at "a,
vs. home tAe Fred leriCI letter is the sec 49,
d one we notice. as we are more inter he
ted in the news from this town than ~
om any oti;e- -
We may mention incidentally that the ou
eiiiier Freae-ica Is apparently, doing a co.
-uend9us business at tins season From
&c position we have occupied we could
Do i4i4 ~ notice tile quantities of freight II
tr are hau.ei through the town for
.l2neHr This is principally produce
om iiie country poultry, and anything tn
a- VIII command a price in Philadel- liz
l'a Muci OF this produce comes from hil
toud Mastcu Corner, a distance ofl2 dal
,tes- IL must pay the growers of these rar
-icie eS t9 ship freight hy steamer rather suC
an by rail. as much OF this produce is y
u4ed SIX miles farther to reach the 90
ner mode OF transportation. Tn
We also notice that the men of Fred
ca love amusement. as well as the men |
Milton About sundown, or a little My
-ti"lH % tult time these sport lovers Is q
@STeg tte in front of A. C. Rogers / az
te, where David Street merees into are
ont street, and there until dark while I
40 means hilarious, vet the circum- OF
iiaut air Is made redOlent with Jokes cru.
wituclsns while the -four" are en- crit
sed ia pitching quoits we
We have noticed. while perambulatiue
tdis latitude. corn aud butter beans
wing IN a cripple No doubt the plant
OF These was Occasioned by the drv
'ther, and should the weather coutinue II
We have no doubt their prolificitv will d. 4
noticeable. There is small patch of men
2 IN the form ofan equilatteral TRIANGLE tihII
twenty foot base, which looks funny WHY
Is location We have seen it manv Milf
s, and as many times have smiled at or Ia
iudtcrousuess of its situation. Per- kno,
3 the one who planted it did not do us, i
r fun, but on account of scarcity of cont,
nd However, there no accounting like
aste. tbis
ie company that has the franchise 10 fortu
q the Frederica water works has come boun
stand still aud when inquiry is made effort
the cause no one appears to know are n
about the matter. Some one has shine
the company has got itself in a hole: zones.
he town also. Under the condi- old B
we cannot see how the town can be posur
,ially affected yet awhile. We make we sv
on Of this matter that Milton NAV harve
BY the experience Of neighboring but tr
/, Milton's original idea was to put sicker