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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. 81, o..
e. 8. Regular meetings first and
third Tuesdays. Masonic Hall
Mrs. McCaule W. NJ. Ida M.
Babcock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02

FAMILY LIQUOR store-All stand
ard brands Of liquors kept in
stock. Wines by the gallon. Bot
tie or case. Free delivery in the
city limits. *. Eckerlen, 206 N
Commercial street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
SALEM FUEL YARDS.

WOOD FOR sALE-Can deliver hard
and soft woods, in IL and 16-inch
and 4-foot lengths to all parts Of
the city. My wood is well sea-
soned and under shelter. Prices
reasonable. Salem Fuel Yards.
Phone Main 52s. Office. 762 Trade
street Il
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02

woODMEN OF AMERICA
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246.-
Meets every Thursday evening al
o'clock in Holman Hall. W. E..
Vincent, Consul; f. A. Turner.
Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
SECONDHAND STORE.

, L. McPEAK. complete house fur
nisher, new and second hand goods
bought and sold also second
hand watche. cheap for cash; hAr-
ness, guns and saddles.
Call Main 1898. Highest cash
prices paid for second hand goOda
40 So. Commercial street 1O-2Otf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
BUSINESS CARDS.
LIQUOR HOUSES.

BUTTE Fine wines,
liquors and cigars. We handle the
celebrated Kellogg and Castle whis-
kies. Cool and refreshing beer
constantly on draught- South Com
mercial Street
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
FOUND.

pair of gold bowed
glasses on Wallace road. Owner
can have same by paying for this
ad and proving property.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02

OF WoRLD-Meet ev-
cry Friday night at 1880 o'clock
in Holman Hall Geo. H. Deacan, c.
c.; L. H. Fletcher, Clerk. 1-10-09
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02

PLACE IN TowN-Ex-
ira special in beds complete. Spec
ial reduction in notions. Stoves.
ranges and general furniture at
right prices, Call and see us.
Smith & Cook. Phone 451. 326 N.
Commercial street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02

E. L. STIFF & CO., new and second
hand furniture dealers, corner
Court and Liberty streets. If you
want to buy, the prices are right
We also pay the highest cash price
for second hand goods. StoN IS and
ranges, new and second hand.
Phone 941.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
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TAXIDERMY.
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER CoMPANY--ofiice
city hall. For water service apply
at office. Bills payable monthly
In advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
MATCHMAKER.

q. s. MILLER, the MATCHMAKER
Over 20 years. experience as a
matchmaker at Beatrice, Neb.
High grade work at eastern prices.
Opera House block, 4s4 Court
street. 1O-5-tf.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-02
SAND AND GRAVEL.

FOR SAND AND GRAVEL-see
Salem Construction Company. OF.
fee AGA Court street. Phone
Main 100. 7-24-tf.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25
WHEN IS BOOK NOT A BOOK?
Question for the Customs Authorities
to Decide.

Having decided that a hen is not a
bird and that an egg is always a. egg
the. customs authorities now are wresti ng
with q new question-When is book
NOT a book?
Should books pay duty as binding.
paper printed matter or just books? The
customs court will be called on to de-
eide ii the principal value of set of
Dickens Is in its covers, or the leather
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

two years Of the Payne-Aldri h tariff is
actually less than The average ad valorem
during the twelve years of the Lingley
law.
During the two years in which the
Payne law has operated the averag &c
ad yalorem rate was .3CS per cent The
average for he twelve years of the Ding
ley law was 2J.41. The calculations are
based on the free and dutiable lists COM
b ned
During the fiscal year 1911. which ended
June 80. the value Of imports brought to
the United States was 81 80, 045. 6l2 and
the duties collected amour ed to $40 $751;
OH. comprising 4bout half Of all the gov
ernment's revenues
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25
SMALL WAR CRAFT SAFE.
Measuring Adviees Received at the
Navy Department.

The torpedo boats the Craven and the
Parney ana the dcstroyer Marlborough,
,eported 10 be in danger Of disaster in a
storm off the Caroiinas, are safe accord
inc to dispatches received al the Navy
Department this morning.
The tug Potomac was sent from the
Norfolk navy yard 10 pick up the Wilkes.
which 4 Norfolk dispatch said had burst
q steam pipe. The Biddle, also reported
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25
A Few Fish Stories.

One of the most interesting things IA
our next Sunday Magazine 10 tho expo
sure OF various "Fallacies About F1shes."
by Capt c. A. McAllister. who 10 chief
engineer Of the United States rsvenue
cutter service. 1t Will astonish many gour-
mands to learn that It Is next to imposSi-
BILE to get dish OF real blue point oyS-
tiers: that the little neck clam. despite
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25
NO LONGER SANTA CLAUS.
Letters Addressed to Children's Bene.
factor to Be Returned or DESTROYED.

The Post Office Department will not act
as Santa Claus this year. The department
announced that le,srs addressed Ito
Santa Claus" and forwarded to the dead
letter office will not be distributed to
charitable organizations. benevolent per-
sons, poor children or others.
Four years ago postmasters were au-
thorized to turn over such letters TO char
liable persons, but because OF many
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

Ia have been out in the storm has been
lying safe in port at Norfolk.
The Navy Department has no knowl-
edge OF any accident to the Wilkes. The
other three boats were safely anchored.
and We're in no danger
The Craven arrived at Morehead CITY
y. G.. last ght. The MacGonough was
on her way At the same time under her
own power for Norfolk She was prob
ably picked up this morning by de-
stroyer 10 be towed into port. 1.ie de-
stroyer I.amson has the barney in tow
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

binding on the works of Shakespeare is
worth more than the play. inside.
One appraiser with street ulti.iarian
ideas and no sentiment. recently app Sed
the value Of a set of the works of Shake
speare thus: Leather binding. first
paper, second works of the bard last.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

10 . thing OF the past: that the flet Of
ways nothing but founder: that most OF
the halibut eaten In Boston come from
Alaska: that all shad. no matter what the
nane. are the same. and that no end OF
pink and sold for Columbia river salmon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

Work on the mile road being built from
the Stafford end OF the Fredericksburg
free bridge to the top OF Phillips Hill.
Va. 10 progressing. This road Is being
built Jointly by the state and the county.
and 10 intended TO serve az an object les
son. with the hope that It will increase
public sentiment for . good roads bond
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25
DECREASE UNDER PAYNE LAW.
Average Ad Valorem Rate Less Than
Under Dingley Tariff.

The customs service has prepared sta
tis;ics to show that the average ad val
orem rate OF duty collected during the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

abuses the order has never been renewed.
Under the laws and regulations letters
to Santa Claus are classed as fictitious
and returned to the writer's. or destroyed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-25

1.-THE Money Moon" grows in splendor
See The next inStallment of Jeffery Far
nofs great serial In our next Sunday
Magazine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
Stories With a Thrill
HOW GEORGE ROGERS CLARK TOOK
FORT VINCENNES

ordering all uoncomhatanta OFF the
streets Fearing that they might
be surprised In the night. Clark led
his men against the fort that after.
noon. taking a cireultous route 10
make his command appear AZ large
as possible
Might had fallen. and all was
htili when they entered the desert
I'd streets OF the village The fort
stood a. the end OF the street. It's
cannon looking black and 0minous
Ia the gloaming Without loss OF
time the Americans surrounded
the fort and opened fire.
The battle ragged for days. the
Americans blazing away with fury
at the harasbcd garrison. Al one
time our men lay within 30 feet Of
che fort pouring hot lead through
the portfolios. and doing much
damage But ONE American was
wounded Ia the whole engagement.
Surrender was inevitable. and on
Feb 20 Commander Hamilton
marched out OF the fort. leaving
the stronghold and ~ stores TO the
Americans.
Clark later distinguished him
self ia many Indian wars But his
great service To the country Ia
making the frontier settlements
safe from moiestation WAS never
recognized. and he died In poverty
near Louisville. Ky, which he had
helped 10 establish many years be
fore
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03

white the American patriots
we're fighting Tor Independence In
the east. George Rogers CLARK
was battling With the British In
the west
Early Ia the year 1879 Capt
Clark. with 40 men. began his
march on Fort Vlneennea
Nlncennea. Ind one of the
strongest British strongholds.
although the weather was warm
Tor the time OF year. Il was a rainy
season and the little party pro
ceeded slowly. sometimes wRding
through chilly water up to their
shoulders. holding their guns and
ammunition overhead TO keep them
dry Hut finally they came to a
dry wood. built cheering fires, and
were comfortable.
Some Indian squaws coming down
the Wabash river With meat aud
kettles In canoes were captured
and their provisions appropriated
The men we're as hungry as bears.
aud this proYidential auccor kept
them la a merry mood
When morning came they
marched on. this time on dry
ground. and Ia the afternoon came
Ia sight OF th. village OF Nineennes.
They halted iu the forest and sent
a messenger into the town With a
proclamation for the people. guar
anfeeinK immunity TO all who
eapoused the American cause. aud
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03

Dear Miss Grey Can you help
mef am Young mother with
three small children 20 support.
and tn spite OF all I can do, ! am
gradually sinking into debt Do you
know OF anyone who could let me
room az their homo and eafe ior
one OF the children while am at
work. | cannot afford TO pay very
much II any OF your readers
could board one OF more of them
reasonably. | would like 90 hear
nom them. II yon can suggest any
wsy | could set along aud keep Out
at debt without giving up my
children altogether you viii greatly
obllgo. MRS A. r W
Dear Miss Grey, 80 With a
young man who was corresponding
with another girl when first met
him, asked him 10 stop writing
TO her and he did SO She has writ.
ten several letters and one telegram
asking why he does not write. aud
he asks me what to 90. Please tell
mt What be should do.
JEALOUS GIRL
A. He should have written her
at once and told her frankly why he
did not care to continue the cor.
rcspondcnce, lie owes her an ex.
PLANTATION. 60 say the least
Dear Miss Grey UD wan colorcd
slips be worn with wolfe dresses
this season. tel In serving a course
dinner, Il q proper to serve from
the right ca Whore Is the proper
place for the toothpick hoiderf
a READER
A On Yes. both plain and Ok
uted l2l No. serve AZ the left l9i
Entirely out Of sight. for Il Is Just
as bad form Go use tootpiok in
public as Il is TO use ones tooth.
brush publicly.
Dear Miss Grey; IL 3, all riEht
for Girl TO Kiss her fiance
goodnight when they are TO be
married In feN weeks T. ".
A-Cer,ainly. Why notf
Dear Miss Grey Please glye me
a recipe for white cookies
MRS y
A--Crcam oue-thlrd cup batter
or lard. add oao cup sugar. one esq
well beaten. one fourth cup milk
aud two teaspoons vanilla Mix 20.
Eether two cups flour. two tea.
spoons baking powder and onehaif
teaspoon salt, add to first mixture.
stir well. roll out and bake.
Dear Miss Grey. ! keep company
with young man for whom I care
a great deal. but be l. very zeal.
oua aud easily offended uoW can
break him OF IT, PUZZLED.
Al fear you cannot break him
OF Il" II Il - bis natural dlapoal
ton. n man has sense enough
TO be ashamed Of these ugly traits
and sufficient strength OF charac.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03

Take a flank OF steak OF ~ or z
pounfy. place a piece of suet In ths
cenler. roll up and tie Dredge
thoroughly with flour and add salt
and pepper TO taste Place In hot
spider and brown on all sides Re
move TO kettle. add cup OF
water. bay leaf and a small
onion sliced Cover closely and
cook until tender. Add hot water
20 make gravy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
TO BE GRACEFUL,
DANCE IN SANDALS

Have you ever tried dancing In
sandals. or In shoes without heels :
Girls AZ their dancing classes wear
them. and there are few better
dancers than they. Debutantcs are
Introducing them 20 the ball room.
stating In their favor that they en-
able their wearers TO dance with
out fatigue and With the graceful
movements that are required for
the modern waltz In It's perfect in
depreciation.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
REWARD HEROES

Priyates Chester Il. Spencer and
Fred Todd, OF the United States
signal corps and Private Bert An
derson. of company X, Twenty-sec-
ond infantry. have been awarded
certificates of merit for their rescue
Of w. H. Myers. who fell through
the ice eight miles south OF Mimic
station, Alaska, December 6, 1903.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
[TzlR{YlV0NI


one peek OF ripe tomatoes, s
green pcppoFa. 6 onions. table
apoonfuia each Of ground allHpice.
cloves aud cinnamon. (. eupfula OF
sugar. salt 90 taste scald and skin
the tomatoes. chop the onions and
peppers fine Boil all together for
four hours aad then put In Jars
aud seal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
CHIEF Of POLICE
ESCAPED SLAYER

DANNILLE. Va. March s. After
escaping from a murderers cell
and serving five years here as chief
OF police under an assumed name,
Edgar STRIPPING is today en- route
20 Harris county. Georgia. TO re.
sumo his life behind the bars.
After Stripping. who was known
as r. H. Morris while chief of 20.
lice here. WIS recognized as the es.
capped Georgia slayer. he babe fare
we'll to his wife and family and
started back to a cell
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
MASSACRE PLOT

ST. PETERSBURG, March g.
Dispatches received here today
from Seoul. Korea. tell of plot 20
massacre all Japanese In the city
and destroy the Seoul.Frysan rail-
way. II Is asserted that $4,000
members of the Korean nationalist
party are involved.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03

the cup Of water 90 cover let boil
then add plums. oranges. nuts and
Test Of sugar. let boil slowly :
hours The grange flavor IL en-
HANGED by adding orange peels
chopped fine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
More Trouble

UHy Waited frc-s.)
LONDON, March 3.-That agita-
ton In Italy to regain possession
of Trieste and Trent from Austria
took active form today when the
government hurried troops and
guns TO the frontier Dispatches
today say Austria also Is rushing
soldiers toward the border.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
IOb.crvaA,ons Of


When a girl Is in love she hates
all the women who like him and all
The men who dislike him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
Jews OF SPECIAL STAR
Cynthia Grey's Letters

ter 10 conquer them by sheer force
OF viii, he Is worthy OF affection.
But the man who gives Ia to such
weakness aud makes no effort to
overcome IL viii cause the woman
who marrlcs him TO be miscrably
unhappy
Dear Miss Grey Which OF these
two sentences d correct, tie
writes like me" or lie writes
like T.? q,
A lie writes like me-" "iIe
writes aa ! do" "a better way %
expressing H. As" " a eoninneuSs
word and calls for the nominatiye
n 20 follow.
Dear Miss Grey: How eau one
tell II hts breath ~ offensivef
CONSTANT READER.
Ash the opinion of Two or
three of his family OF friends.
Dear Miss Grey IL Il the proper
thing for young man To send flow.
ara TO girl before taking her 10
the thoatrof II 80. what kind
A GRk.kSHoRN
A Perfectly proper. but not Gus.
tomary A Eitt Of flowers in season
Ii. however. a welcome attention at
any time
Dear Mias Grey: n | have
brown eyes aud yellow hair. What
is my most becoming color 60
should a girl marry a man with eyes
the color OF her owns 90 Please
give me recipe for fudge
BROWN EYED MARY.
A UD Brown. fab n she loves
him. (3l Hoil together cup ~ Bu'
gar. cup OF Ersted chocolate. y
cup milk aud I. cup molasaes stir
often. Remove from fire when n
little dropped IN water hardens
beat Ia teaspoon vanilla. stir for
minute aud turn into bu,tersd
dish
Dear Miss Grey; Give recipe fof
picking small onions aud caullflow
81 together q. G. ID,
A-Boll onions In salt water for
10 minutes In separate vessel boil
the broken pieces ~ cauliflower Is
minutes. Drain both carefully. aud
when cold place In Jars Pour over
them hot vinegar ia which has been
scaided whole cloves. pepper. all
spice and white mustard seed tied
In a bag. For each quart Of no,
vinegar add lwo tablespoons French
mustard aud hair emp white sugar,
Cover pickles with vinegar and seat
Dear Miss Grey: am ~ and
am very fond % Girl Of Is. Would
Il be all right Tor inc 10 call ON her
n so. how can arrange IT.
nAsHFuL nov.
A-Teii her you'd like TO call u
hcg mother does not oblect.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03

Why do We women always say
y ben we make mistakes: That's
what comes OF not trusting to
intuition
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03
THE EILERS
CLUBS
I'M A
NUTSHELL

Buying pianos on the
club plan places you On eK-
actiy the same position 80
receive the los aat prices
Hud advantages obtained
~ the largest dealers
II ~ based on com
ruunity 81 interests ION
collective or cooperative
buying.
IN reality Il Ia retailing
pianos on a gigantic whole
sale basis
You are not asked 20
take ono style Of ono par
ticBiar make 20 the CON
irary, you choose between
over two dozen Of the
most desirable ana worth
lest makes. ia the very
latest OF case designs. IN
fanciost Of San Domingo
Mahogany. English Buried
Walnut and Genuine Quar-
ter Sawed Oak
club members secure
Free Music Lessons, Free
Tuning. "a stoai 20 match.
Free Delivery and Free IN
aurance We do not col
ieot from widows or or
phana
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03

Dear Miss Grey: I am II and
am very fond % Girl Of Is Would
!, be all right Tor me TO call On her
n so. how can I arrange ~
nAsHFuL nov.
A-Tcii her you'd like TO call u
hor mother does not object
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-03


and they have all found that by joining the clubs they mag
thorough
family Act promptly BE hand the first thing morning
Eiles, Third University
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-06-22
A Heartless Father,

II need some help with my house
hold Duties" announced a woman
when her husband came home the
other night.
Whats the matter with our daugh-
ter?" the husband wanted to know.
Our daughter? The idea! Why
Jim, you know she's awfully delicate,
and she would die If she had to do
any household work. She has her
school, and"
"And what? Her teachers report
shows that she isn't doing a bit of
school work"
But she is the star member of her
basketball team, and you know she is
eager to take the prize at the gym
nasium contest. But that's just like
a m~an-wanting a delicate girl to en-
gage in rough, hard labor. Be asham-
ed Of yourself, Jim jenkins! You
have no feeling"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-06-22
PANAMA CANAL A BARGAIN
UNCLE SAM AsCERTAlNED VAL
UE AFTER PURCHASE.
Pays French Company 100000 and
Appraisal Just Finished Fixes
the Value at SAP, 700 1926.

Washington, D. Co.-Contrary to
usual custom, Uncle Sam, who gener-
ally insists on full knowledge of val
ues before making a purchase, bought
the French Panama canal property
and ascertained it's value afterward.
The appraisal has just been complet-
ed by a special board, and the report
has the approval Of Col. George w.
Goethals, engineer in charge of the
canal construction.
The French company was paid $40,-
100000 for its property and work done
on the isthmus. This figure was based
on estimates of the Isthmian canal
commissions, and the latest report
shows that the United States got a
bargain. The total valuation of the
purchase is now declared to have been
$42,7 09,826.
This sum is made up of the follow
ing items: Excavation toward the
canal, S25,389 ,24O; Panama railroad
stock, $9,644,430; maps, drawings and
records, $4,000, 900; material and
equipment, $2,112,063; buildings, ST.
054,2O3; lands, $1,000, 900; use of Pa
ciic ship channel, 100000, and road
making and clearing, 100000
The previous estimates were based
on the excavation, for which S27,474,-
033 was allowed; Panama railroad
stock, $6,850,000; maps and records,
$4,000, 900, and then 100000 900 was
added to cover omissions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-06-22
ST. LOUIS HAS BIG FIRE
Spectacular Blaze Sweeps Eight-Acre
Tract in Factory District-Loss
a Million Dollars.

st. Louis, Mo.-Fire supposed
to have originated from the spark of
a locomotive in the rear of the Huttig
Sash and Door company's plant COM
pletely wiSed out eight acres of lum-
Der, warehouses and factory property,
including the plant of the Huttig Sash
and Door company, the Fathman K
Miller Planning Mill company, the Mis-
souri, Stair company and the Mound
City Box factory. The total loss is es-
timated at $1,000,O00. About 100 fam
lilies in the line of the high wind
moved their goods into the streets.
The fire originated a few minutes
after 6 o'clock. Three million four
hundred thousand feet of lumber was
stored in the yards, and the almost
unprecedented dought had rendered
the wood so dry that it ignited in a
fash and burned so fiercely that the
fire spread with amazing rapidity.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-06-22
/ NEGRO PROBLEM
Under Conditions, the Matter Seemed
Comparatively Easy Of
Arrangement.

The central police station was over
crowded one day last week. officers
were wondering what they would do
should another arrest be made. when
the door opened and a sleepy-looking,
blue-eyed foreigner drifted in with a
most detected "Goot efning, mems"
The officers nodded their greetings
to the stranger, who then asked: "Can
l did some sleepings here? / yust
came from Chicago and am start to
work tomorrow"
We'll, the only space we have left
is a bunk, which is already occupied
by a colored man. You can share
that if you want to-" replied the Off
Ger.
The man thought for a few minutes,
scratched his head and said:
well, l guess l no can see him in
dark, and besides I am tired and want
sleep."-Milwaukee Wisconsin.