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New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
IN THE LAND OF JlNGlES.

In the land of Jingles,
Where everything must rhyme.
The dogs and cats and children, too,
Must have a merry time.
The bears will never eat you up,
But hug you just Tor fun,
There's never any work to do,
But all the work is done.
The swallows and the humming birds
Just have lovely time,
In the land OF Jingles,
Where everything must rhyme.
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
SOME VEAL POINTERS.

Veal seems to take other flavors we'll II
lacks fat and for that reason Is apt n
dry in cooking To counteract this ten
dency many cooks cook IL with strips q
pork laid over the top or larded throust
it. AS every cook is supposed 10 knov
veal should be cooked until thoroughly
done.
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

coined at Waverly House whenever they
like To come there, as they do. most OF
them often. IT'S 80 nice" said one girl
who lived most Of her life in an institution,
who went from there 20 work al housework
and got into trouble; its 80 nice to feel
that somebody cares what becomes Of me.
Nobody ever seemed to before"
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

and in whatever way Is best suited TO the
case she tries to get hold Of them.
OF the girls who pass through WaverN
House those who haven't homes TO which
they can be sent are established in situa-
tions in factories or stores or private
houses. But wherever they 80 they are
watched over by the association and well
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
Z bsr2GS 10 Think About
WORD SQUARE.

WORD SQUARE.
l. To mjuIe.
. The largest of the continents.
g. \ skin or outer coat that can be pulled
off
l. Manufactured.
ENIGMA
In brook, not In sea:
IN slave not In flcc.
iu lose. not in find;
I'm heed. not In mind:
I'm barn, not In shea.
In black. not In red
In hill not In mound.
In hold not in bound
MY whole rs game neither quiet nor tasn-
DIAMOND.
\ consonant In ring
>. Skill
3. color that is getting more and mora
plentiful out OF doors in these days
T. number.
.. consonant In ring
PI
otw eitllt nskeitt, con mystor ehi,n
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.

Dear Editor: | wish TO thank you very
much for the check which | received Mon
day. az 1t was the first prize | have ever
won. Yours truly.
WILLIAM SCHOOLING.
No ST Maple street. Yonkers. y. Y.
Dear Editor: | received the check for 81
as a prize for writing a story for the Little
Men and Little Women. IL was the first
story | ever wrote. and | am very pleased
with the prize. Very sincerely yours.
THOMAS II. ROBINSON, JR.
Boechmont, New Rochelle. y Y
Dear Editor: J have received my check
for the story printed in the Letter Box.
and take this opportunity to thank you
very much for same. Each Sunday spend
many happy moments reading Of the Lit
tie Men and Women Yours very truly.
ALICE MEYER
No. 297 West Houston street. New York.
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

Abgne OF aqurlre mad etnh OF hhs', ,snoa
Nco ahd a umseo. mad eht eorht aun a1,w
Nda HAITI avs eht awy the oWr Vs.
ANSWERS TO PUZZLES
WORD SQUARE
; ! ! /
DROPPED LETTERS. 30
Easter. aster; plant plant V'''e"
let rouse, rose.
HEADS AND TAILS. ,sk
|. gig: hark. sharks; as. ease "''
WORD PUZZLE. 80
/. Did you hear that the eh''u''"
here? a gnu. :.
:. / knew that the animal was hsby .
3. We viii stop and welsh INC
our way home. .rad into
(. The whole family disappear
hole In one of the enormous "e
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
OBJECT LESSON PUZZLE.

willie Roach goes to school every dav.
but has not made much progress in his
studies yet His teacher has TO teach him
by means of objects. In the above picture
you VIII see Willie trying to al out the
missing parts Of the sentences on the wall.
His teacher has placed several objects on
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
RUTH'S PLAYHOUSE.

Dear Little Men and Little Women L
thought would tell you how | made
playhouse We had little house out in
the back yard. that was filled with tools
We wanted 10 have a playhouse so we
took them out Then we washed the floor
and the walls and after we had II all
clean we papered the walls and ceiling. II
was pretty hard work for US to paper the
ceiling. never having done any OF that
kind Of work before, but we finally did II.
Then we laid some old carpet on the floor
and rug in the centre. There was one
window. so we got an old lace curtain and
a green shade, and put them up. Then we
put some pictures on the wall. For furni-
ture we had two little rocking chairs and
a stool and table. We put bench in the
corner and some pillows on IT. which
served as a couch. | put cupboard hlled
with play dishes in the other corner. We
built a porch on the front big enough for
two chairs and a bench We rooted it
with tar paper. Then the little house
was finished. and we had some good times
in IT, Sincerely yours.
RUTH L. JOHNSON (aged 49,
No. 81 Tom Thumb street. Bridgeport Conn
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

the floor. and has told Willie that hs
To use the names of these objects 10 IN ~
the blanks aboye The first blank !"
stance. is .lled out with the word n'S ~
making the sentence read. Il did u ~.
my little hatchet." See If you can 0-
plete the other sentences.
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

lots of fish this summer with my nice rod
Your friend. PAUL O. ELLIOTT (aged s..
No. 110 Seminary avenue. Railway y. j
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23
Some Ways Of the World

shot of some pretty bit Of country or
sends with the letter book she thinks
he will like to read. Never does she re-
fer TO her friends trouble; she only makes
the worried one feel that she is thinking
of him or her.
No letter she receives. however slight,
goes unanswered for more than few
DAYS: no smallest kindness shown her but
Is remembered and ACKNOWLEDGED. Most
women and practically all men are too
busy" too rushed" or too tired 10
plant these flowers OF courtesy, but this
spinster attends TO many of them in the
odd moments of full life, and her expert
ence proves that il pays.
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

mont; p. Helen Mickey. oS ru...,
%. Mark Newgarden IN Eileen Morris
ts ger; ~, Ada Needham: 81. Adele s;eMear Moar
90 90 Slnonie |. Pyle; g. Mvron psnn.,,o,, 49,
I %, newis Parsons, jr; 30. Janet Perry w =,
D''''"h Fugh' ~, Gwendolyn Roach. g
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

I'm tired of these commercial canyons,
said a stenOgrapher who works downtown
and takes her noontide walk between the
inspiring skyscrapers of that region.
Gloom and grayness. grayness and gloom
New-York tribune., 1911-04-23

GiH c, Smith 20. John Seymous.s =
ham Sper: ~, Nannette 'Waughan:. =.
csees sHs Sissor S"S9t'S Is Aadiey walsh s@Ssr%Oj.s q
beth +. Walsh: IS. BENJAMIN ', ~,
Mabel Werner; so, Bernice "eS
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

A debate will be held at the State
Normal school on Friday evening OF
this week between the Normal aud
the Davis.Elkins college. The ques.
ton to be debated is Resolved that
the Federal Government should Guar.
antee the Deposits In the National
Banks"
RIG. Stewart and ". E. Buckley will
support the affirmative side Of the
question for the Normal while the ne.
gatlve side will be upheld by E. r.
O'Conner and r. T. Riddle for Davis.
Elkins.
Superintendent Evans, Of the Nor
gantown public schools, and Attorney
kemble White. Of this city. have
been selected as two OF the, judges.
Much Interest is conferred In this de.
bate as the rivalry between the two
schools Is at a high pitch. An admis.
sion fee Of twenty-five cents will be
charged and everybody Is invited to
be present.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

@SS[M1SM
ORIGIN OF THE COMMISSION,
(Ohlo State Journal.o

~ .NsA
In his interesting address at the
! chamber OF Commerce, some nights
ago, Mr.. Adams said the commission.
plan OF municipal government origin.
ated at Galveston. We are reminded
or a little history that reveals a dit.
ferent origin. About 1874, when Grant
was President, Senator Allen G. Thur.
man introduced a bill which became n
law, providing Tor a commission of
three persons to govern the city OF
Washington and to take the place OF
the then sumbrous and complicated
municipal goyernment-just such a
government as is in vogue in the cit.
les OF Ohio now.
Under that law three commissioners
were appointed, M OF them being ex.
Governor Dennison, whom President
Grant appointed at the special re-
quest Of Senator Thurman. Mr.. Den.
nison went to Washington and acted
as president Of that commission for
two or three years. Ever since then
Washington has been governor by a
commission. not altogether like the
Galveston or Des Moines plan, but EN-.
Ibodying the principle OF the concen-
tration Of responsibility. So 1t has
been going on for % years, and Ohio
has the honor OF starting the commits.
sion plan, which honor she ought to
sustain by adopting 1t all over the
State.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
RI DEAR LEATHER.
PHILADELPHIA Record,)


The census shows that Pennsylvania
still continues far in the lead of all the
other States In the extent Of Its leath.
err tanning Industry. Its tanners con.
sumed nearly 20 per cent. OF the barks
and over 80 per cent. OF the tanning
extracts used throughout the country
In the process OF leather production.
The supply OF barks is. Of course,
steadily decreasing. with a proportion.
ate increase in average cost. The fall
Ing off In the hcmlook supply in the
last three years has been is per cent.
Increased cost of tanning materials
with increased cost OF labor and
transportation have undoubtedly gone
far to Offset the advantage due to the
removal OF the tariff on raw hides.
There is also to be considered the
practical control OF the domestic hide
market by the Beef Trust as a contin.
uing factor In approaching leather
prices. Until leather shall be cheap.
ened there Is small hope for reduced
prices OF footwear. A step, however,
will have been taken toward the lower.
ing OF prices If our manufacturers
shall obtain free access to the vast
supply OF needed raw material in the
Canadian forests. This is an advan.
tage of reciprocal trading we cannot
afford to underestimate or overlook.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. LEAGUE.

The work of the ,anti.tuberculosls
league cannot be commended too high
ly. The House passed the bill pro.
yiding for the establishment Of a
the white plague without a dissent.
Ing vote and this unanimous SEN
Jtiment has been brought about by
the Intelligent campaign conducted by
this Organization in behalf OF the SUI.
ferers from this fatal malady. Many
OF our local people have assisted In
this good work and the fact that sue.
cess has followed their efforts will no
doubt doubt be sufficient incentive for them
~ push this work until the practical
Workings of the crusade are felt
throughout the state.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
gold bracelet swithgn sprinklihs OF
etmeralds and lust one solitaire only
one, mind you7--no more -Washing;
First Aid for poet.
N Star,

John 2, Irish. The San Francisco oraS
tor and Office holder, was entertaining
joaquin Mailer. the poet. one night.
Upon hearing ID particularly fhnny
story by the host the poet ell Lon his
chair In a~fparoxysm Of mirth.s
Irish thought the poet had u seizure
OF some kind and hetr ushssd to gthessldes
board, took bottle OF brandy and
stuck the tor o. It Into Miiler's smpnth,
hoping to revive hims
Presently Miller waved his handsS
Ifeebly and lrishSSremoyed the bottle
What Is I? nasked Irish sollSlt6ds-
.ly.
Remove the cork Whispers. the
poet hoarsely Remove the corlli
Saturday Evening Post
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
HE NORMAL APPROPRIATION.

afLER 81 --ELt #a.-H.|"
t " las - presented IN these col
ss uhins IN appear 10 the Legislature
foy4 thet bod OF the Fair.
m li't1. T normal school asking that the
apptopflatloh ION asked by the Board Of
So ,l = pc slyen 10 the institution.
20 h ntplS u course ior the local
a ssuueiits 70 make this appeal with
laoEe OF Tess teelihg ana probably the
iaea that lhey are actnated by local
PRIDE or sell interest may have the
en p 70 iesseh ithe influence OF the
,appeal win the law makers OF the
9tase. gut the appeal made by them is
Ky ese one and n that has the
"a endorsement Of every public spirited
ta&. payer OF MS section of the State.
pe ne Republican or Democrat. No
| a now better. or has the facilities
ioE showing as well, the needs OF the
iocal l%hstltutlon as his very same stu.
tent BODY who attend 1t and the Board
I y Control VINO supervise 1t. Every
WORD OF mis- appeal Is endorsed by the
business men OF FaiFmont and the 10.
cai Sooard OF trade and the Legisla.
~ tar ~ West Virginia WI act wisely
ifS It accepts the invitation of the stu.
rent oody to visit, or sends a commit
tee t Q visit this institution, to ascer-
tain Its needs before cutting the ap.
propriation below a sufficient amount
to give the school an efficient organi-
zation.
& The West Virginlan commends the
legislature for every effort It has d.
rected toward economy In the man.
agement n appropriations for State
institutions and for all other purposes.
audit most assuredly has the endorse
ment Of the tax payers Of the State in
this effort. but the wisdom Of cutting
a53doWn necessary appropriations for
me educational institutions is very
\ doubtful The Falrmont Normal
school has an attendance Of something
Ike 200 students, for the year. the sec.
onf largest IN the State, and about
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
lama yim's PhiIopena.Tale

#F -
Secretary Wilson, of tile Depart
ment OF Agriculture. blames the high
cost OF living on the middlemen.
Secretary wilson. after citing. a case
where the farmers-got ronly hlnelcehts
= bushel for potatoes that the cohsum..
or paid 10 nts:iorsse%,rrespwe1:sg,stt -sa,
dinner in Washington: 81 %" =
These middlemen assembled the
young lady who Won the p%llilopenn.
Well said the gentleman, who lost.
I've lost. what shaiifI. give fscna| !:
Your photograph nothing but
your photograph she answered. In a.
pretty little gold mounting SET liz a.
30. HE-1rNfaA-s ~ 49, = . J.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
PRESS VS.. PULPIT.

The Wheeling Register and the Rev.
G.F. Oliver have opened a joint de.
Sbate through the columns Of the Reg.
lister on the prohibition question. Tie
preacher takes the dry side while the
Register takes its juiep with a little
spirits frumenti. The opinions OF the
debaters will remain the same after
the discussion is finished but the pub.
lic may be enlightened by the discus.
si9n..
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

1.-THE heart OF our educational fnstitu:
tons. II rs from them he lie blood
of the school system flows. The free
schools are the veins or arteries and
from the fountains source,-the s,a,s.
Normal; schoolst-the Influence OF bet.
ter training and more efficient teach.
ers is taken into the rural districts
and small towns throughout the State.
West Virginia is making advance.
,ment in an educational way but she Is
still behind many other States in her
educational work. She will stay be-
hind II the work is hampered by stint.
go appropriations. Let the Legislature
be economical but at the same time let
It be jwisei n It's economy.
Fairmont Is a growing community.
Doubled in population within the last
decade, is now the center Of. the larg.
est traction system In the State with
new lines being opened up to largely
! increase the attendance at the Fair.
mont Normal school. Private enter.
prises in this city are showing I'M.
provements and expansion to take care
! OF the greater business the larger Fair.
mont Is blngins them and II our edu.
cational institutions are to keep pace,
with the times they must show the
same spirit Of advancement in keep.
Ing with the community they attempt
to serve.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

DEBATE

SHALL THE GOVERNMENT GUAR.
ANTEE BANK DEPOSITS SUB.
JEcT TO BE DISCUSSED BEFORE
PROMINENT JUDGES AT THE
NORMAL FRIDAY EvENlNG-DA.
Ws.ELKlNS COLLEGE REPRE-.
sENTATtvEs VS.. NORMAL STU.
DENTS.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
MEN AND WOMEN.

Mrs. Walter Twombley, of Range
ley. Me-, has a %geranium plant three
feet high that vas but three inches
high last May. The leaves measure
6h inches across, and the plant Is GOV.
buds and blossoms.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
a JUDICIAL CIRCUITS
CONTINUED from. Paue Ono,

~ CONTINUED from. Paue One.)
Seventh-Cabell.
Elghth-Wyoming, Boone, Lincoln.
Ninth-Raleigh. Summers.
Tenth-Mingo. Wayne. Logan:
Elevcnth-Monroe, Mercer.
Twelfth-Kawaha. Il
Thirtenth-McDowell
Fourteenth = Greenbrler, Pocahon.
tas.
Ffteenth-Fayette.
Standardization, Webster, Mich.
olas.
seventeen.h-upshur, Lewis, Dodd.
ridge.
Decentralization.
characterization.
Twentieth-Taylor, Monongalia.
Twenty.frst-Randolph, Barbour.
Twenty.second-Grant, Tucker and
Preston.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, Mineral,
Hardy, Pendleton:
Twenty:fourth Berkeley Morgan,
Jefferson. " Z
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
JUDGE G. 1. HALsEy DEAD

WlLKEs.BARRE, Pa, Feb.16EHon.
Galus L. HalsleY former Judge oft the
Court of Common Pleas Of Llzerne
county, and one Of the best known
Republicans in northeastern Penpsylll
vanla, died at his home here tlilss
morning after a short Illness. He was
born in NesquehomIng, Carbon county.
and was aged sc years. He served as
judge here from 1898 until 1908 and
he was succeeded by Hon. .SMs Cal.
man.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

;..! fS1
WHAT'S IN A NAME.

HTS@StEl
WHAT'S IN A NAME.
(From the Chicago Record;Herald,)
Smith Yields a very clever brush,
His canvases IRE never sskied;..
The slowest mansin; town. Is Rush.
When bills are due; old Miss Nc
Bride E
Has lived alone for fifty years:
She'll never marry, now. they sns;;
We buy our groceries at De vcre's,
Our leading pessimist is Gay. !; ),
Priest rules a barbar shop. and King
Attends to odd Jobs. here and there;
Our Brewer thinks that beers a thing
Which should be barred Dit. Every
where.
Short stands six feet twoLin his socks,
Stout is a slender littlesman;Y
Our bankers; name is Poore, and Knox
Boosts other people where he can.
g.t. sSl1n1ttr ttltsI|
Our painless dentists name Is Paine,
And BARRIERS preaching makes us
glad: q stfltt
A very modest man is Vane
The Oldest citizen is; Eadd;
Clearwater peddles milk. and Black.
Who Is in partnership with Brown,
Is always aiding those who lack
And Is the whitest man IN town.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

Direction; that her body be cremat-
ed and the ashes strewn over the
grave, Of her husband at Bergen, Nor.
way, are contained In the vii. OF, Mrs.
Sara G. Bull, widow of Ole. Bull, the
vlolinist, which has Just been filed for
probate in Biddeford. Me.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

Flour Is down twenty-five cents per
barrel according to market quotations.
but what fnancier has ever been able
no manipulate the purchase OF a whole
barrel Of -four at one time In this era
lofi high cost Of living.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
So
Funeral Services.

Funeral services were conducted
yesterday afternoon at $3.50 O'clock
over the remains Of the infant son Of
MI. and Mrs. David Nixon, OF Jamison
street. whose death occurred the day
previous. The services we're conduct.
ed by Rev: H. 6. stoetzer, pastor q
the Presbyterian church. Z
Subpcribes for the West ylfEinian,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

. During the year 1910, S. W. Hogan,
a farmer. living near Monticello, Ia,
shipped 221 carloads OF hogs. In all
there were 1888 animals, for which
he was paid ~s3OO.S34.04. This does not
include two carloads that were ship.
ped on the last day of December. nor
a great many hogs that were supplied
to the local butchers during the year.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

Countess Won Wedel. who looks aft.
cr the little family OF the crown prin.
cess Of Germany, has received from
Cecilia a parcel OF children's clothes
made of Chinese silk, but without a
single seam. The empress bought
them in, Corea. The clothes are held
together by 2, peculiar sort OF fish
line. and the crown princess says that
they wear along as clothes sewed in
the regular way,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16
. SISTER OF H.. G. DAVIS.
Mrs. Buxton Dies at Her Home IN. Min
cral County, Aged IS.

~. ~. -HH. sFH.N Ht YahN|It r.#H.Lt-.-
KEYsER, w; Va, Feb, 16.-Mrs.
Eliza Burton, IS years old, sister Of
Henry G. Davis. former Democratic
vice president nominee, and Of exon.
gresham Thomas 3, Davis, is dead
atsher home here. Mrs. Wolfe, wife
of Rev. v. =. Wolfe. a minister OF the
Methodist Episcopal Church South and
Mrs. Gerstell, are surviving daughters.
Nattt GEyl3S
CallSatstheS West Virginian otlce 9if
YOU want q nice calendar.
Subscribe TO the West yirginian.
Ies3 Sse
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

.IZE.sSliL
Ne More Getaways.
..NN@A
Y
HWardens Of state prisons are copi.
tating the proposition to hold a con.
rentlop."
Whats the propT'
TO put hobble trousers on prisoners
and do away with the lockstep."
Belsbazzar read: Meme meme tekel
up harsin.
"Prohah,v nv t.rocranhor, a. !, .
c~elved,%" he cried.
Herew,,h IL ~ /.
Nav Va, r,ma.
! -
%Oldbach-Do ~, be,,ov., ! ,..
tary ~Influences?l
Youncpop-sure. now M b, hv /.
wakeful at night ami ~Iiful,v ho,ovo -
is 5ust because nv vife aln.,ys ,nsis
come NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., paoord
-..-M
Patient Docking Al nrosor,,,,on,
Doctor. couldn't w, ,,,st :. r,.m
In at the drug s,ore ana ,ayo ,h,.
filled and send ma ,ho st,,r -.
flee how?
Doctor ftol,r.
don't need any norve m.dis,na
ton TRANSCRIPT.
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fromq" ~
"ohio"
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

ssubscribe to The west ylrsiniaa:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

B%elshazzar read: Meme meme tekel
up harsin.
Probably my stenosrapher's trans:
lation Of Your favor Of even date re.
%celved,'" he; cried. 4,
Herewith he continued the FEAST
New York Times. :
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-16

oldbach-Do You believed n heredl.
tary influences?
loungpop-Sure; now my baby is
wakeful at night, and fully believe It
is Just because my wife always insist.
ed on sitting up and Awaiting for me to
come home.-PhiladelphIa Record.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-06-27

Louis J. Cohn, Register.
Earl W. fremont, Receiver.
Date of first publication May %
1911.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-06-27
What He Had to SAY.

Every once In a while a new CAM
paign story yet bobs up In Washing.
ton. This one rs on Ralph Cole, Ohio
member Of congress, who did bis best
TO make his district go Republican, but
who cannot point to any particular
bowling success In that regard. At
one town In bis district he was to di.
vide his time with a loca, apellbinder.
The local man spoke FIRST, and was to
have kept going for half an hour, but
ne made II an hour and half. When
he got through he made an apology for
eneroaching on Coles time.
1T reminds me-" Cole said. as he
faced his audience, "of what I once
heard In q courtroom. The defendant
had been found guilty OF a criminal
charge. The Judge sentenced him to
10 years. Have you anything TO say?
demanded the court OF the prisoner
Nothing but this was the reply. 4
think you're mighty damned liberal
with another mans time"
Then Colo turned loose and coaxed
back the departing audience by the
now OF his wonderful oratory.--Cin.
einnatl Times.Star.