The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-01-19

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Ing lady came In here one day and
4 tried on my bonnets; she wanted q
nice one but could not At her. She
said she lived somewhere In the sub.
urbs and she was in a great hurry
Shee finally picked out one and said "A
would do well enough for size, but she
wanted It trimmed differently. have
made the alterations as she described
but have not seen her since / have
made bonnets for a number Of wealthy
| people. Some Of my customers ride
| in their carriages within block of
my store and walk the, rest of the
way. as 1t would not do for them to
be seen in little store like this. They
have recognized the fact that-I make
the SWEETEST bonnets and sell them at
about half the price asked in the large
| millinery parlors.'
Well, declare" said the old gem
tleman; that Is about the kind of a
bonnet ! want"
Il thought you would fall in love
with It." said the little milliner. las
! 1t Is beautiful The woman hasn't
called for 1t, yet even II / thought she
would, will sell It inasmuch as II is
going out Of town and / can make her
another just like It."
After haggling about the price for
time the old gentleman concluded to
buy It,
Il will take It along with me-" said
he, as he laid down twenty dollar
bill Of the National Shoe & Leather
bank to pay for It.
The milliner picked up the note and
looking 1t over for a moment, her
face lit up with smile of pleasant
sarcasm, as she said. Look here. old
fellow, this bin won't do
The curious expression upon her
face was certainly amusing. and the
countryman thought he noticed Turk
ing smile upon her countenance that
betokened sympathy and indicated
that she was posted on that kind OF
money.
Look here, ] know that stun as
we'll as you do, SO you just keep 1t and
give me something else"
They stood and looked each other
in the face. There was a mutual
sympathy two souls with but single
thought
My name Is David Kirkbride,"
naming wellknown counterfeiter.
Good gracious" exclaimed the
woman" why didn't you say SO? I
have never met you before, but have
often heard my friend Eva Cole talk
about you. What were you thinking
about when you game in here?"
"Oh, just about what / told you;
besides l thought 1t was a good
chance to shove twenty"
Why" said she. Il buy these bon
nets at Johnson's and keep them for
stall. If you really want this one.
you are welcome to It."
AS she became more confidential,
she said, putting on peculiar smile,
Suppose ! had given you your change
in bill like this one as she pro-
duced five dollar BILL
We'll, WELL" said the old fellow,
sit would have been all right with me.
But am keeping pretty shady at this
time; carry my stuff concealed In
my tobacco pouch and only keep
little on hand at time"
oh" said she, you men think YOU
are smart at doing things. but you're
slow. was arrested in Cincinnati,
by the city detective because offered
counterfeit bill In payment for
pair of gloves, but they searched me
at the police station and couldn't find
any of the queer about me. / put UP
nice spiel and was very indignant,
and Jim Rufiin, the the chief of po
lice, got scared and turned me loose"
What do you think! / had more
than thousand dollars OF those five
dollar bills with me at the time, but
they couldn't begin to find them. Just
look here she said; and reaching
her hand into an opening in her dress
she pulled string and drew her bus
tie to the front
This on being opened at the end
pulling the string, could move the bus
tie around her waist at Will.
What is this continuance for7-
Kirkbride inquired.
YOU can put your hand into 1t and.
Sec" -t
He pulled out handful OF clean
five dollar counterfeit notes. AS he
did so he expressed great amazement
at the ingenuity Of her plan.
Il have carried tphoney' with me for
years" she said, but no one has ever
discovered. or even suspected It."
At this moment the Jersey farmer
reached out and grabbed the widows
hustle. Unbuckling the belt that held
1t, he pulled 1t from her person. She
was greatly surprised when she real
ICED that she was at last fairly caught
red-handed.
This charming little widow was now
escorted to my branch office on
Blocker street. After long and to.
dious questioning and convincing ar
gument on my part, she SO far yielded
as to turn "squealer'' and assist the
government.
This little woman with the spark
ling brown eyes was a fair sample OF
exquisite female shrewdness. The liz
tie dodge she played upon the de
tective who In parlance was gun
ming" her in the car, was this. Shs
stepped into the retiring. room. let
down her hair and braided 1t. Throw