Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-02-17

No telling! Perhaps Congress really
thought that the Pacific Coast could
be bought off by worlds fair from
al<ing a howl next year over the
u !i>sion from the japanese treaty Of
Tie Immigration clause. Washington
Herald.
In the Canadian matter, will he be
William the CUnqieror, or will he
have place in history with the King
of France, who marched M the hill
with 10000 men and then marched
down again?-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Every time there is any new legis.
lation suggested that has no pork in it,
new varieties of both Democrats and
Republicans seem to be created.-St.
Paul Dispatch.
1t sometimes looks as if those emf.
nent standpatters, Senators Bailey and
Hepburn, were just deliberately plac-
ing themselves in the way of the plain
peoples road roller to see what will
happen.-Dayton News.
They have parcels post in Great
Britain, and strange to say the SMALL
merchant has not yet been driven out
of business. Journal.
Peary's chances for becoming a rear
admiral at this session of Congress,
seems almost as remote as was the
North Pole when he first started out
to hunt it.-Richmond News Leader.
jackson, the county seat of
Breathitt county, KY, has organized a
Business Mems Club" Going to re-
duce neighborly killing to business
basis, we suppose, under regular feud
bylaws and Northumberland
News Leader.
The Chaplain of the Kansas State
Senate discovered that only eight Sen
ators knew the Lords Prayer, but the
chaplains in Congress would never
have instituted such an investigation.
Norfolk Ledger Dispatch.
Some philosophers contend that
anticipation is more delightful than
realization, but you can't prove it by
the reciprocity pact or Ballinger's
resign alton. Evening Sun.
Maybe Mrs. Major John Graham
Hope Horsley-B eresford, D. S. O., Bar
oness Decies will be happy ever after
Here's hoping.-Lynchburg Advance
The Juarez sports might find it more
profitable to make book on the revo-
linton than son the races.-Washing-
ton P jst.
To some standpat apprehensions
Mr.. Taft's alternative of the treaty or
the session must appear to be case of
the tiger lady or the lady tiger. bal
timore News.
Now that the trust magnates are
merging the magazines, quotations of
the prices of pork and produce may
take. the place of poetry in the peri
odicals.-Baltimore Evening Sun.
By diligent effort, General Lee
Christmas has about worked himself
out ora joe in Honduras, but it is not
improbable that he could not get an
other should he apply to certain indi-
viduals up in Mexico.--Norfolk Land
mark.
Governor Wilson has made pota-
BILE demonstration of the fact that
political victories be won without
the use of underground wires. Per-
haps wire pulling is getting a little
ont of Observation-Disclosures Press.
The memory of certain race Won
by the tip of long nose may have
subeonsciously influenced the passion
with which Senator Lodge holds to
the ancient order in the election of
members of the higher house.-Balti-
more News.
What is the city of Juarez going to
do for the rebels? They have given it
the biggest advertisement it ever had.
Buffalo Times.
Helen pink" may dispel the idea
that the prevailing color of the Taft
administration is decidedly blue.