The border vidette., 1911-02-18
LITTLE JAMES.

on the Washington Seism ograph.)
 Tn People of Arizony has Spoke an President Taft an tn Oongrous of tn United States, if they got Ordinary Ooshun about lem. they'll Lissen to what was said at tn 'Leckshun on Thursdy
 "We knows" sez th' Arizonyans 'at tn Poles s''at tn kind of Oonsty tu- shun at we're Ratty fyin' today Hell bent at tn 'Leckshun' Slitely Varyin' Time worn an Olassicle Fraze, sin't tn kind of Constytushun at Mister Taft an th' Oongrous would git up. ] but not bein' Residence of Arizony, they ain't a gittin' it up. Mebbs they think it's Kong but they can comfort theirselfs by takin' Second Think. when it'll occur to 'em at they ain't responsible fer it an they won't be nobody to blame 'em.''
 They was fue Arizony fue-which sez Were afeerd 'at we're 1 soin to have Trubble gittin' into tn Galluxy of Staits with this here Con stytushun. It looks too Brod an Hevy. It's more'n Lode"
 The Otherns sez 70 don'e you Dever feer. If Enuff of us gifts Bel.int 1t. it's made so Big an Strong 'at we can Bust Ia most anywheres with it. They's goin' to be Moo Erie in tn Admishun of Staits. We're agoin' to Stir up th'gs Sisterhood some.l When we Bust h with our Coustitushun Every body Il Ex clame %. Lock Who's here. If it ain't Arizony' Hither- tofore. Moo Stsits has been Sneekin' Tn quiet aa' takin' Back Sect but that ain'e th' Arizony way. When we git Tn with our Oonstitushun, they'll be pIentlY of Visible Sines of our Arrivle
 On tn Mite of tn Leckahun in A ri zony. President Taft was at Columbus. Ohio. Adressin tn Corn Show when some body banded him a Telly graft 6cle Society at Washington. It sez: HYer Excelency. You Better Hurry Home. Tn Sizemograf in tn Obser = vstory Shczs at they's Crate Dis turbance goin' on somewheres out West. You better Turn Back or you'll run into it. Delegate Ralf Cameron tells us 'at be thinks tn Distur bance is this side of tn Oullerado River an 'at tn Country's been Shook up Hole lot t''
 The President was about to start Home when he got anuther Tellygraft from Delegate Cameron at Washing ton which sez: "Yer Excellency. Tn Noos wasn't Exaggerated None by tn Szsmograf 1 jis5 Reseeved Mess idge from Con fdenshle Trends in Ari- wanted to be Oonfdenshle about sich Helofauprore fer.) which Reeds Cheer Up tn Worst ia Yit to come. Tn Consty ytushun's been Rattyfide an tn Returns ain'e all in yet. If tn Present Rate of Cane from Presinks not yit Heerd rum IS Nanetaned th' Constitushun won't be not only Ratty fide but AckshIy Approved. sos 'at they won't be Nothin' fer th' President an Congrous to do.'
 (Sined) CHAMPION AN MoCK'"
 Tn President he was Grately Aggy- tated but he fnisht his Address to tn Corn Show, sayin' at as tn Uanadyans didn't Raise no Corn th' Ressiprossity Treety wudden'5 interfere none with that Produx. But he added s'I wud dent think of enterin' into Ressi prosity Treety with Hades, fer sich a Agreement would Interfere with th' Chief Crop which they been Raisin' in tl,' Moo StaIt of Arizony today"
 Tn President looked at his Watch an he sez "I eess If I don't Fals to make Oonneckshuns, I can git out to Sorin gfitld lily ynois an back home agin before tn Arizony Sizemic Ground Swell hits,th' Nashnle Capitle. I'll chance it anyhow"
 LITTLE LA MES. In The Arizona Republican.