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Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
NEW SCIENCE NOTES.


Steel dies now are engraved BY
electricity.
OF the offspring OF insane persons
only about so per cent. are sound
mentally.
Fresh milk applied to boots or
shoes has a preservatiye effect on
the leather.
A large deposit OF high grade
tungsten ore has been discovered in
the north OF Chile.
An International exposition OF In
ventions will be held at st. Louis
the second week In April
A fourteen story skyscraper
planned for Milan will be the highest
business building In southern
Europe.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25

An old Irish woman, who kept a
fruit stall in Galway. had some mel
ons given TO her. which she exposed
for sale. A smart Yankee. wishing
10 take a rise out OF the old lady,
took up one OF the melons and said:
These are small apples you grow
over here. In America we have them
twice the size"
The woman slowly removed the
pipe she was smoking from between
her lips and In tone OF pity en-
claimed;
he jabers. sorr. ye must be a
stranger In Ireland and know very
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
OLD IRISH AIRS.

Did you know that two OF the
most popular patriotic American airs
are OF Irish origin? II is a positive
fact. yankee Doodle" and Dixie"
are old Irish airs. Yankee Doodle"
was originally known as "All the
Way to Galway" II was first printed
In Glasgow, Scotland, in 1882. but
manuscript copy OF the old Irish
dance tune. dated 1850. is still pre-
served. "Dixie" is another Irish air
arranged by Dan Emmett for
Bryant's ininstrels. BY the way,
Bryant himself was native of Ire
land and his right name was Cor
nelius O'Brien. There were three
brothers in the family. Cornelius,
Dan and Jerry.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
EASTER COMMUNION.

Unity Council. Y. M. l., of New
Albany, will attend mass at ST.
Mary's church tomorrow morning
and the members will receive holy
communion.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
MOTION PICTURES.

The management of the Orpheum
and Casino Theaters offer new line
Of films for every day next week.
There Is no falling off In the at
tendance at either house, sure sign
that the patrons are being pleased.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
NO NEED FOR THEM.

please. ma'am." said the servant,
there's a poor man az the door
with wooden legs"
why. Mary" answered the mis-
tress In a reproving tone. what can
we do with wooden legs? Tell him
we don't want any"
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
ROCKY ROAD TO DUBLIN.

n was on the rocky road, the
rocky road to Dublin,
with nothing but a tInker's load,
tits little I'd be throublIn';
within my fist a blackthorn stick
and Irish brogues to walk in,
I'd sing my SORROWS to old Nick and
sing instead OF talkin'.
sthravagin' on from town 10 town
and down old boreens jaun-
tin,
The bite and sup and lynn down,
sure, I'd be never wantIn',
For there the doors stand open wide
on friend and stranger
waitin',
And for an Irish turf fireside I've
yet to see the beatin'.
I'd pull primroses by the way and
hear the larks and thrushes,
I'd watch the twilight shadows play
among the greenin' bushes;
I'd find the place where long ago,
ere years began their hroub-
lin,
along the road 10 Dublin.
Och. och, my eyes are CROWN dim,
or is II tears that blind me?
Sure many a day she's gone to Him
who put that cross behind
me,
But still her spirit walks abroad
where many a sthrame Is
ibubblin'
And winds are BLOWN down the
road, the rocky road to Dub
lin.
UT - ir-T-1-TT' --T7-r--r7
Aye, there tits not the chilly look,
the distant nod of greetin',
But "bannacht leath," God save
ye," and good morrow" I'd
be meetin'
'Twould be, "Sit down and rest
awhiles," and "Arrah, what's
your throublin'?"
For life has time for pleasant smiles
along the road to Dublin.
Faith. sore. Pm parched for mist and
rain, I'm sick of sunny
weather.;
I want my blackthorn stick again,
my brogues OF Irish leather.
Then give me but a tinker's load,
tits little I'll be throublin',
II underneath me is the road. the
rocky road to Dublin.
Teresa c. Brayton.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25

little about the fruit ov our country.
whin ye can't tell apples from goose
berriesl"
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-03-25
FRIED MUsH.

When making cornmeal mush 70
fry, II tablespoon OF flour Is added
to each cup of meal the slices will
be much firmer and not break while
frying.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

Adjutant General Foster. of the
Florida state troops, has announced
that target competitions will be held
at the state grounds. at Black Point
beginning August 2. IN recent years
great and proper attention has been
given to rifle shooting. and the an
nual national rifle matches, in which
regulars and volunteers representing
every section of the country, partici-
pate, is one of the most important
military events of the year. At the
state matches several prizes will be
contested for and scores made which
will determine the team to represent
Florida at the national match. The
Taliaferro trophy match is one that in
terests every member of the state
militia, and the competition for this
valued prize is always close and ex-
citing. Ample provisions are made
in advance Of the competition at the
state range for the establishment of
a camp and the preservation of disci-
pine. Gen Foster is. of course, the
executive officer, and his assistant
will be Mai. R. r. Charlton, inspector
of small arms practices.-Times-
Union.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

One hundred and thirty-five years
ago-less than century and half
a little more than four generations
the declaration of independence was
made. Are We as nation keeping
alive the spirit which the trainers OF
the constitution of the United States
were filed? Are we fulfilling by our
action the great principles OF govern
ment for which they so nobly battled
in legislative halls or tented fields
They had noble aims and high ideals
Are we upholding their standards
1t is time we carefully review the
past and decide what has made for
growth what for deeadence and with
open minds institute any needed re-
forms. Seeing where reforms are
needed. can we not battle for them as
bravely as patiently as did our an
cestors for heirs?-Gonzales (Texo
Inquirer.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21
A MODERN FRANKENSTEIN
A Fable With Moral That Parents
Would Do Well to Read

Once upon a time. and that time
was not in the past, but in the fu-
ture, it being the privilege of those
who tell fairy tales to juggle with TO-
morrow as we'll as with yesterday, a
Woodworking man and his wife-who
worked equally hardware awakened
by the sharp sting of whip across
their shoulders.
Get up" said a child's voice, IAN
wait on me"
They opened their eyes in amaze
ment and saw standing by their bed
their child, with a horsewhip in its
hand, and scorn and fury in it's eyes.
Get up, l say" the child repeated.
You" Cto the father hurry off to
earn money for me, and you Ito the
mother) cook my breakfast and bring
it to me in bed"
They obeyed without protest, each
realizing at once that by gratifying
every whim of the child all it's life
and making themselves its slave they
had sowed the wind and were now
reaping the whirlwind.
In the days and nights and weeks
and months and years that followed
each became more and more of a
slave to the child, and when they
looked around they saw that in other
homes conditions were the same, for
in every home the child's foot was on
it's parents necks, and in every home
the fathers and mothers had become
mere machines for grinding out pleas
ures and privileges for the child, none
of which were good for it.
| A new day of slavery had come
Frances Garside, in Atlanta Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

DR.. Harvey Wiley. pure food expert
and chief of the bureau of chemistry
of the department of agriculture at
Washington, one of the most widely
known officials in the service of the
government, has been asked to step
down and out" The recommendation
is made because the expert has been
a little too lavish with the govern
ment's money.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

A minister says that Georgia is on
the way to hell Softly. There is
hope at least until the boil weevil ar
rives.-Atlanta Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

For summer diarrhoea in children
always give Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and
castor oil, and a speedy cure is
certain. For sale by all druggists. NJ
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

Seed peas, $3.50 per bushel. Clays,
Irnknown Whippoorwill, Southdowns
and Mixed. At Fishels. 4-I4'
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

Seed Peas. $3.50 per bushel. Clays,
Unknown, Whippoorwill, Southdowns
and Mixed. AT Fishel's. ia.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

Four full quarts of Three Flowers
Rye, delivered. for $3.50. q. D. Ho-
gan, Ocala, Fla. K
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-07-21

The income tax lacks only four
states of winning.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
ASHFORD CHARGES
ARE INVESTIGATED
Conference on Alleged Ex-
travagance In School
Administration.

All the heads of departments in the
public schools, the superintendent of
janitors and the secretary of the
Board of Education were called to-
gether today by Capt. James F.
Oyster, president of the board, for a
ming of thorough Investigation OF
the charges brought by Snowden Ash
ford CONCERNING alleged eXtrava-
gances in the school administration.
The specific charges considered by
the school heads this morning con,
cerned the alleged overdrafts on coal
and the alleged substitution of in
ferior woods in desks.
The superintendent of janitors,
Hugh F. McQueeny produced records
which will be gone over later showing
the exact amount of coal delivered to
each school in the District during the
past year.
secretary of the Board of Education.
The inspection committee of the
schools. made up of p. NJ. Hughes,
assistant superintendent; John Cham
berlain, and Mr. McQueeny, was pres
cerninS the charges of inferior desks.
1t is possible that the committee
may engage an expert to examine
some of the desks as 1t is said to be
asked for in the specifications, from
birch, said to be the substitute wood
furnished the schools.
Captain Oyster told the school heads
investigation of all the charges and
said that If mistakes had been made
in the running of school affairs II was
up to the board to rectify them.
The meeting today was held in
superintendent Stuart's Offices. and
similar conferences will be held sew
eral times a week until the inveSti-
cation is concluded.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
PLEADS NOT GUILTY
TO SERIOUS CHARGE
Bond of $4,000 Demanded
In Case Against Arthur
G. Mccarthy.

When arraigned in Police Court this
morning on a charge of serious assault,
preferred by Ruth Christine Schwinn,
seventeen years old, of $40 Thirteenth
street southeast, Arthur Grant McCar-
thy, manager of the Gilt Edge Paper
Box Factory. 469 Missouri avenue north
west, entered a plea of, not guilty.
waived the reading of the charge, and
was. held for the action of the grand
jury on a bond of 5000. His lawyer,
Charles w. Darr, said that bond would
be given and the young man released.
Although Assistant District Attorney
Given refused to discuss the case in
detail this morning. it appears that the
girl, in preferring the charge, alleged
that Mccarthy carried her forcibly in
to his place Of business on Wednesday
night.
Through his attorney, Mccarthy de-
MED this statement this morning.
Mccarthy refused to discuss the mat
ter. at all, beyond saying that he hoped
to get bail.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
COAT BILL PAINFUL
. TO CABINET CABNEN
Uncle Sam Refuses to Pay
for Garments and There's
Wailing.

There is weeping and wailing and
gnashing of teeth today among the nine
Government employees whose duty 1t is
to drive carriages OF the members OF
President Taft's Cabinet, as a result
of ruling issuedN by the Comptroller
of the Treasury, declaring that the
handsome raincoats which they have
been wearing while at work, and which
they thought were supplied by Uncle
Sam, will have to be paid for out OF
their own pockets
The Comptroller ruled that 1t was
naturally to the interests of the drivers
themselves to see that they were pro-
tected from wind and rain while driv-
ing their particular Cabinet officers
from one department to another. He
hinted that the Cabinet officers might
buy raincoats for their drivers, and not
lose any popularity. But, certainly,
he concluded. .1he Government cannot
be held responsible Otherwise 1t would
be just as reasonable to expect 1t TO
buy hats, shoes. shirts, and all the
other apparel worn, not only by drivers,
but by all other employees
The raincoats cost $3.50 each.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
MONCURE ASSAULT
DEFENDANTSG|VE UP
Joseph Whalen and Joshua
Offutt Furnish Bond
of $500 Each.

Joseph Whalen and Joshua Ofutt
charged jointly with Deputy Sheriff
Whalen with assault with intent TO
murder Attorney r. c. L. MonCure at
the court house in Rockville on We'd
nesday, today gave themselves into Gus
tody and We're later released on bond
of $500 each. Deputy Sheriff Whalen
was rearrested last night and held in
81 900 bail. All had been freed on their
own recognizance by Police Judge Read
ing Immediately after the alleged as
Sault.
Brothers of Attorney MOncure, who
was set upon and beaten so badly he
may lose the sight of his left eye, and
who is stin confined to his he'd, de-
clare that the Rockville authorities
showed laxity In not enforcing a heavy
bond from the three alleged assailants
in the first place. They were liberated
on their own recogniZance- One of the
brothers said today that the assault was
entirely uncalled for, and that the Rock
vile authorities must take every means
to punish the guilty parties.
The specific charge against the Whalen
brothers and Offutt is assault with in
tent to kill. Talk of mass meeting to
denounce the authorities unless justice
Is meted out has been heard.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
NO NEWS RECEIVED
FROM THE WHEELING
Good Omen, Declare Of
fcials, Who Reiterate Dis
belief of RumorS.

No news today from the United
States gunboat Wheeling, reported
vaguely to have blown up" at sea,
is counted good or at least not bad news
by officials at the Navy Department,
whose confidence that the rumor is
absolutely false is unshaken.
The only change in the statement
made about the Wheeling, from
which there has been no message to
the department since Tuesday after
noon when she was off Charleston, is
that she is making slower speed than
had been anticipated, and will not
arrive at Guantanamo, Cuba, her OBJ
jeCtive port, today, as had been sched-
uled, but tomorrow, and that the de-
partment therefore expects no report
from her until that time.
1t is evident, it was said by officials
today, that the Wheeling which is
rated at twelve and one-half knots,
is proceeding at an economical speed
being no need for haste. The defer
ence of her report. to be made only
after arrival at Guantanamo, does
not, therefore, cause alarm, as her
report Tuesday afternoon explains
the change in her expected arrival.
The source of the rumor that, the
Wheeling has been blown up is yet un-
known. Malicious jocularity of juve-
nile genius toying with wireless appa-
ratus. stretched from chimney pot to
gable is suspected OF guilt of what Is
believed to be a hoax.
1t is not probable that either steam
of powder aboard the Wheeling could so
explode as to blow up the vessel, and
it is probable that 1t could not blow it
down either, though, of course, 1t could
be disastrous without destroying the
vessel.
Altogether the Navy Department Of
fcials have been annoyed rather than
perturbed by the rumor. They believe
that similar false reports about naval
vessels in the past were started by
amateurs in wireless.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Opening of Submarine
Bids Put Off to March

The opening Of bids for the construc-
tion of the four submarines which were
authorized by Congress at the last ses-
sion. has been postponed, 1t was an
nounced today, from February to
March IA. The appropriation for the
vessels is 100000. When the new
boats are completed they will make part
Of feet of thirty-fve submarines.
The bidders are understood to be the
Electric Boat Company. the Lake Tor
pedo Boat Company, and the Laufente
Company.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Deaths.
WHITE.

James F. Thompson. Go years, 1927 Penn
syIvania avenue southeast
Agnes g. Hefiin, l year, 100 H street
northeast.
Laurinda E. Berry, 81 years, 535 Ninth
street southeast.
Anna NJ. Hancock, p years. 742 Gres-
ham place northwest.
Josephine Terry, 60 years, 1927 New Jer-
sey avenue northwest.
Emma W. Casey. 76 years, 1919 K street
northwest.
Anna Barnes, 3S years, Washington Asy-
lum Hospital.
William r. Martin. ? years. 745 Girard
- street northwest.
Isabella G. Morrow. II years, 2123 Cali
fonia street northwest.
Peter Rosenberg, 20 years, Washington
Asylum Hospital.
John A. Johnson. 75 years, Garfield
Hospital.
John S. Hickcox, IS years, National
Homeopathedc Hospital.
John Gantley, 81 years, Georgetown
Hospital.
Julia I. Caverly, g years, 25S2 Four
teenth street northwest.
Dorothy H. Hopping, months, 32l7
Warder street northwest.
Ida NJ. Crosby, months, 2s04i1 L street
northwest.
Alice G. Farren, infant, 1908 Eleventh
street southeast
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Taft Is Considering
An Editors Pardon

The President today took up per-
sonally the petitions for the pardon of
Fred D. Warren, the Socialist editor
of Girard, Kan, who has been SEN
fenced to prison for misuse of the mails
In connection with an advertisement of
a reward for the kidnapping of former
Gov. w. S. Taylor, of Kentucky.
The President today sent his con-
gratulations to Emperor William of
Germany upon the monarch's ffty-first
anniversary of his birth.
Senator Mclean, of Connecticut,
called today to pay his respects to the
President.
the Presidents callers this morning.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Society Shuns the
Victim of Catarrh

In the opinion of many, 1t has bene
tlted more catarrh sufferers than al
the catarrh specialists on earth.
people may ask
HYOMEL is a soothing, healing
germ killing antiseptic that you bree thi
into the lungs over the sore, infia.ned
germ ridden membrane. 1t is mad
from Australian eucalyptus and somi
Listerian antiseptics.
A complete HYOMEI outfit, which
consists of bottle of HYOMEI, a hard
rubber inhaler (through which yoi
breathe) and simple instructions foi
use, costs S1.o0. Extra bottles, IL az
tcrwards needed, cost but 80 cents.
For catarrh, sore throat, coughs
colds. asthma and Group HYOMEI q
guaranteed. For sale by Henry Evan
and Jas. O'Donnell and druggists ev
erywEere. Mail orders filed chargei
prepaid by Booths Hyomei Co., Buf.
falo, N. Y. Send for free booklet or
catarrh.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
MARINE CORPS.

First Lieutenant ARTHUR STOKES,
from Naval Medical School Hospital,
Washington, D. c., resume station
at marine barracks, navy yard,
Charleston. S c.
Colonel GEORGE RICHARDS. P. NJ,
appointed president Of marine retir-
ing board to convene at headquar-
tiers o. S. N. c., January 3, 1911.
First Lieutenant FREDERICK KEN
Sci, ordered to report TO president
marine retiring board, headquarters
L. S. NJ. c., fer examination prelim-
mary to retirement.
First Lieutenant T. c. MCCONNELL, to
Washington, D. c.. for examination
for promotion.
Captain l. II. HARDING. retired, re-
lieVed from duty as judge advocate
of general coUrt-martial at navy
yard. Mare Island, Cal.
First Lieutenant WARD ELLIS, ap-
pointed judge advocate of general
court-martial at navy yard, Mare
Island, Cal, vice Captain HARD
ING, relieved.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
The Vital Records.
Births.

Johannes L. and Ethel E. Peterson
boy.
John H. and Goldie F. Anderson, boy.
Frank E and Esther c. Evans, boy.
Vincent +. and Claire Sgues, girl.
Bartholomew and Agnes c. .Raedy, girl
Mahlon 5. and Oval NJ. Ashford, girl.
Frank p. and Elizabeth B. Reside, boy
Charles +. and Margaret Pipes, girl.
George II. and Sydney Alexander, girl.
COLORED.
Malvin and Catherine NJ. Crutcher. girl
Thomas and Eta Newman, boy.
Richard and Mary Walker, girl.
William and Mary c. Walsh, girl.
William and Elizabeth Allen. boy.
Samuel and Laura Blackwell, boy.
Samuel r. and Madelin Holmes, boy.
Robert and Annie Newman, boy.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Snuffles, Hawking, Splitting and Fou
Breath not Welcome.

If sufferers from catarrh could only
See themselves as others see them,"
they would lose no time in getting rid
of that vile disease.
1t doesn't matter whether you are a
member of New York's select Four
Hundred or a member of a neighbor-
hood social set, the same rule of de-
cency prevails and the same American
hatred of offensive habits is always In
evidence. -.
So If you are troubled with catarrh.
learn right now that il requires some
effort to get rid Of it, Make UP your
mind today that swallowing a few pills
or using spray or douche won't do.
Catarrh can be overcome, but only
by sensible methods
HYOMEI Is the sensible remedy for
catarrh that has stood the test of time.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Army and Macy
SerUice Orders
ARMY.

ARMY.
First Lieutenant WILLIAM H. ALLEN,
Medical Corps, to Walter Reed Cen
eTal Hospital, District of Columbia.
Second Lieutenant ALEXANDER L
JAMES, jr., 5th Cavalry, to Fort
Riley, Kansas, and report to Brig
adler General WALTER S. SCHUY-
LER, for appointment and duty as
aide-de-camp on his staff
Captain GWYNN R. HANCOCK, Coast
Artillery Corps, from the. Slst Com.
pany to the 156th Company.
First Lieutenant GEORGE B. FOSTER,
Medical Corps, to Washington Bar.
racks, District of Columbia.
First Lieutenant ROBERT SHELTON
Medical Reserve Corps, to Fort
Adams, Rhode Island.
Lieutenant Colonel LYMAN w. "
KENNON, 14th Infantry. from fur
ther duty in this city, to his station
Lieutenant Colonel WILLIS Z. MILLS
oath Infantry to Philippines Division
Captain WILLIAM r. SAMPLE, Sd In
fantry, is detailed as major to com
mand the 9th Battalion, Philippine
Scouts, to take effect March Is, 1911
in place of Captain RAYMOND
SHELDON, 18th Infantry, relieved.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Belmont Files Defense
In Suit for Recovery

Perry Belmont. through Attorney
Wilton J. Lambert, today filed his
plea and affidavits OF defense in the
District Supreme Court. Of the suit
recently brought against him by
Tyler & Rutherford, Incorporated,
to- recover commissions on a loan of
100000, which, it was alleged, the
not accented.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
NAVY.

Commander H. G. GATES, detached
s Minnesota; to Naval Medical Hos
pital, Washington, D. c.
Chief Machinist c. R. JOHNSON, de-
tached navy yard, Portsmouth, n.
H.: TO Washington.
Machinist D. R. SHACKFoRD, to
FTanklyp navy yard, Norfolk, Va,
for instruction.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS.

Arrived-Leonidas at Hampton Roads,
Taukton at Santiago, Rocket at IN
dian Head, Dubuque and Patapsco
at Hampton Roads, Pennsylvania at
Santa Barbara, Delaware at Sewall
Point, Tacoma at Puerto Cortez, and
Prometheus at Mare Island
Sailed-Maryland and West Virginia
from San Francisco for Santa Bar
bara. Vulcan and Hector from
Guantanamo for Hampton Roads.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Just Cause.

You were good friends, weren't you,
up to a certain time?"
Yes, but dog-gone It, I lent him 50
cents and he wanted too much time
Boston Herald.
The Washington times., 1911-01-27
Marriage Licenses.

Sidney Perry. of Stafford county, Va,
and Annie Able, of Prince William
county, Va.
Walter L. Smith, of Muddlesburg, Va,
and Annie Furr, of Mountsville. Va.