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The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1911-03-30
ADKIsoN SCHOOL.

School begun Monday, March
9th, at the Addison school, with
Mrs. Eta M. Arnold in the chair.
The people in district No. 3 are
most confident that Mrs. Arnold
will teach a satisfactory school,
as she has always given good
satisfaction where she has hereto
fore taught, and it is hoped that
the patrons will try and do their
part towards having a good
school.
ONE OF THEM.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1911-03-30
ONE OF THEM.

Take your watch to the Gibson
Jewelry Co. for high grade re-
pair work. Opposite Pulse drug
store.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01
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Friends, / want to ask q favor OF
you. I want you to send me a list OF
names of people whom you think
would enjoy reading The Fool-Killer.
First and foremost, get all the sub
scriptions you can and send them in,
and then send me the names of a
dozen or so Of your friends who are
not subscribers, and let me send them
sample copies. Select the names OF
people who will enjoy reading some
thing warm and who are not SO
"goody-goody" that they can't endure
a plain, f1at-footed statement of the
naked truth.
Now, friends, don't neglect this.
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The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

Just why these hateful, high-fyin'
hays OF "sawsiety" should call them
selves the best people is a puzzle,
unless they have reference to their
superior skill and accomplishments
in all the low-down, devil-begotten
designations of modern life.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01
Parable of the Tobacco Seed

Then shall the kingdom of Satan be
likened unto a grain of tobacco seed,
which, though exceedingly small, be-
ing cast into the ground, grew and be-
came a great plant, and spread it's
leaves rank and broad, so that vile
worms formed a habitation thereon.
And it came to pass in the course
of time that the sons of men looked
upon it and thought it beautiful. To
make them look big and manly, the
lads put forth their hands and did
chew thereof; and some it made sick,
and others to vomit most filthy.
And it further came to pass that
they who chewed it became weak and
unmanly, and said: I'VE are enslaved
and can't chewing it." And the
mouths Of all, who were enslaved be-
came foul, and they were seized with
a violent splitting, and did spit even
in the ladies' parlors and in the house
of the Lord of hosts, and the saints of
the Most High we're greatly plagued
thereby.
And in the course Of time it came
also to pass that others snuffed it,
and they were takenAsuddenly with
fits, and they did sneeze with great
and mighty sneezes, insomuch that
their eyes filled with tears, and. they
did look exceedingly silly. And yet
others cunningly wrought the leaves
thereof into rolls, and did set fire to
the end thereof, and did look yery
grave and calfe1ike, sucking it, and
the smoke of their torment assembled
up forever and ever.
And the cultivation thereof became
a great and mighty business in the
earth, and the merchantmen waxed
rich by the commerce thereof. And
it came to pass that the saints of the
Most High defiled themselves. And
even the poor, who could not> buy
shoes, nor bread, nor books for their
little ones, spent their money for it,
and the Lord was greatly d~ispleased
Herewith and said, Wherefore this
waste; and why do these little ones
lack bread and shoes and books
Turn your attention to change this
wicked evil which has grown up in
your midst in a gospel land. Turn
NOW your fields into corn and wheat
and defle not yourselves any more,
and God will bless you and cause the
smile Of his c-ountenance to shine on
you" But with n accord they all
exclaimed, 1--WE cannot cease from
chewing and snufing and putting
J We are slaves to the evil plague"
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01
Let Us Talk 1t
Over

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Does that sound strange?
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deal richer than Old John.
I never travelled any to speak of,
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thunk some.
I have also writ a few books which
I know Ire great, because they don't
sell worth a cent.
Great books never do.
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The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

1t seems that some men come into
the world ready bridled and saddled
to be ridden, and others ready booted
and spurred to ride. And that is
mans doing-God never intended it
should be that way.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

This issue is not quite as rich as
common, but just be patient. I'll
make the next n still richer to make
up for it.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

Yes, buddy, be enthusiastic about
yourself, and be conceited If it will
do you any good, but don't make SO
much racket about it.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

A notice posted on a fence in Mis-
souri, reads as follow: "Losted, Won
white caff, NIT him hind legs plack.
He ISIS O she caf. He ISIS mine.
john"
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

An exchange tells about a needle
working out of a boys breast. That's
a new kind of n~eedlework.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

Several readers have requested me
to print my picture in The Fool-Kill-
er, and I have decided to do so at an
early date. And. I will say right
here that I would be purity" if it
wasn't for my face.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

The fashionable preacher may be
yelping on the devils track, but it's
a back-track, and a mighty cold one
at that.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

Mister, if / say something you can't
swallow, just remember that the best
Of meat often has a few bones in it.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

Somebody ought to grab up the
god of fashion by the nape of the
neck and the bosom of the breaches
and slam him against the shrinking
face of nature SO hard it would raise
blisters on the bottom Of the Dead
Sea. Then they ought to go over the
earth with a fine-tooth comb and
gather into a pile those microscopic
mites OF mortality who spend their
little lives fawning at the feet of
Fashion, rip their regulation rags
off of their foppish frames, dress
them in decent buds and put them to
work.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

A tutor who footed the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot;
Said the two to the tutor,
us it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

1t is human nature to cuss a fellow
while he lives and throw flowers on
his grave when he dies
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

The poor benighted Hindu,
He does the best he kindu;
He sticks to his caste
From first to last,
And for pants he makes his skindu.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

The difference between a states
man and "a politician is that the
statesman is dead.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01
One year to your heart, Is Cents,
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The old world has started on an
other annual gallop around the race
track OF time.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

What you get for nothing is worth
just about what you pay for 1t.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

All great truths were hooted al
somewhere along the line.
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01
EDITORIALS
Is your resolution on straight.

~ J0A4
--
Beware Of the Cucumber. It will
w up.
When you can't sleep, think of The
All great truths we're. hooted at
somewhere along the line.
-
What you get for nothing is worth
just about what you pay for it.
~
The old world has started on n
other annual gallop around the race
track OF time.
The difference between a states
man and politician is that the
statesman is dead.
1t is human nature to cuss a fellow
while he lives and throw flowers on
his grave when he dies
An exchange tells about a needle
working out of a boys breast. That's
a new kind of needlework.
Mister, if | say something you cam
swallow, just remember that the best
Of meat often has a few bones in it.
This issue is not quite as rich as
common, but just be patient. I'll
make the next one still richer to make
up for it.
The fashionable preacher may be
yelping on the DEVILS track, but it's
a back-track, and a mighty cold one,
at that.
Yes, buddy, be enthusiastic about
yourself, and be conceited if it will
do you any good, but don't make SO
much racket about it.
A notice posted on a fence in Mis-
souri, reads as follow: "Losted, Won
white caf, NIT him hind legs plack.
He ISIS Won she caf. He ISIS mine.
john"
~
It seems that some men come into
the world ready bridled and saddled
to be ridden, and others ready booted
and spurred to ride. And that is
mans doing-God never intended it
should be that way.
-
A tutor who footed the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot;
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, Or
To tutor two tooters to toot?" y
The poor benighted Hindu,
He does the best he kindu;
He sticks to his caste /.
From first to last,
And for pants he makes his skindu.
Several readers have requested me
to print my picture in The Foo1-Kill-
er, and I have decided to do so at an
early date. And I will say right
here that I would be purity" if it
wasn't for my face.
-~~
Somebody ought to grab up the
god of fashion by the nape of the
neck and the bosom of the breaches
and slam him against the shrinking
face of nature so hard it would raise
b~listers on the bottom Of the Dead
Sea. Then they ought to go over the
The fool-killer., 1911-01-01

When you cant sleep, think of The
Fool-Ki1ler.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Objects to Burning Hogs.

Springfield, Ill.,, Aug. ia. B.
Purvines, wealthy farmer of Pleas
ant Plains, filed a petition in the Cir
cult Court to-day asking for an in
junction to restrain l.. F. Tomlin, a
neighbor, from burning hogs which
died from cholera.
Purvines alleges that he and his
family have been unable to sleep be-
cause OF the stencil arising from the
burning swine.
Purvines further AYERS that if the
alleged nuisance is allowed to continue
ne and his family will be compelled
to obtain another home.
The petitioner informs the court
that ne asked Tomlin on numerous
occasions to desist, but the latter re-
fused.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
1 w TO KILL BACTERIA
BY A. c. Page of the Agricultural
College of Missouri, Univer.
sity of Missouri,

Everyone knows that milk will keer
longer If 1t is kept cold than it will il
1t is warm. How many. however,
know just why this is? The explana.
ton is fairly simple.
Milk as it is ordinarily drawn. in
an open bucket, with particles of dirt
and dust falling in, contains a large
number of bacteria. These are of all
KINDS, and some are harmful and some
are not. One kind, the Tactic acid bac-
terra, grows faster than the others do
IN the fresh warm milk, and soon null
t1piles IN numbers. Every half hour,
IN fresh warm milk, these bacteria
Just double their number.
Figure how many there will he in
TWO or three hours if there are ten or
hfteen thousand per cubic centimeter
IN the beginning. And this is small
number compared to those that may
be in very dirty milk.
These Tactic acid germs are not
harmful to the human body but they
cause the milk to sour. They eat IN
the sugar which is in the milk, and
change it into Tactic acid. from which
they get their name. This acid is
what you taste as the sour part in
soured milk
To keep the milk sweet, then, it is
necessary to get it cooled off as soon
as possible after milking. If there is
much milk to handle, it will pay to use
me OF the many "aerat0rs" which are |
IN the market These are really only
coolers Milk set away in large can
" jar Will stay warm long time. For
small amount of milk probably the
'est way is to set it in shallow tin
ans in cold water.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
$4,000 Bet on Tug Contest.

Decatur, ILL.,, Aug. Whether a
team OF horses can pull two-bushel
sack of sand by means of a rope a
quarter of mile long is the question
on which $4,000 has been wagered by
Everett Pointing and Thomas Kiser,
farmers living in Stonington township
Christian county, Illinois.
The unique wager has raised many
arguments and more than $1,000 in
side bets has been placed on the re-
suit of the attempt, which will be
tomorrow afternoon near Ponting's
farm.
w. A. Powell of Taylorville offered
to bet kiser $500 more that Ponting's
team would turn the trick, but the
holder of the negative side of the bet
refused to take any more.
Powell sought to get in on the bet
ting because of a wager several years
ago, when a single horse, owned by
him, pulled a two-bushel sack of sand
with two men on it, the rope attached
however, being only half as long as
the one to be used in the test tomor-
row.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24

usually applied at the rate of 500 t
1000 pounds an acre once in three t.
six years. depending on the rotation
1t Is best put on broadcast with spe
cial phosphate scatterer with manur.
or sod, turning 1t under for corn, al
rule. 1t may also be scattered or
the manure in the lot or stable and
applied with the manure in the
spreader.
Rock phosphate is rather slow
acting phosphate at the best, and is
therefore not adapted to the man VINO
must have immediate returns. It is
best adapted to the permanent farmer
who handles his land so as to main
tain the humus supply, and who can
apply this phosphate in connection
with large amounts of manure, sod,
or green manure crops
There is a great tendency where
the use of fertilizers is begun to con-
tlnue their use year after year on
the same land without adopting other
means Of maintaining productiveness
A man finds that fertilizer will bring
a good return, and keeps using it
year after year without crop rotation,
growing one grain crop after another.
such use of fertilizer is disas-
trous If continued, because under such
system the humus is rapidly ex-
hausted in the soil, with the result
that the soil becomes compact. loses
Its friable condition and the yields
decrease in spite Of the fertilizer.
Fertilizers alone will not maintain
soil fertility. They should be used
rather as an adjunct to the best sys.
tens OF maintaining fertility that can
be practiced Used in this way, there
Will be no injury to the soil, and if in
telligently applied there will be good
profits
The only man who can afford to use
fertilizers on grain crops year after
year on the same land, is the renter
Or temporary farmer who cares moth
ng for the future of the soil.
10 be sure, it requires a number OF
years OF such continued use before
ne enects become apparent, and it
nay be justiiable for man who is
ust beginning and who must meet his
payments on the land to practice such
system for few years, but it
hould not be continued long. The
My proper use Of commercial fertil-
zers is in connection with the best
ystem Of crop rotation, of legume T.
rowing and Of humus building that
man can practice.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Texas as Target Again.

Washington, D. c., Aug. 1.-THE
old United States battleship San Mar.
cos, battered and bent by the big
guns of the modern navy and now
merely a pile of junk in Chesapeake
Bay, is to be punished again with
twelve-inch armor-ripping projectiles.
Only ghost of her former self,
the battleship Texas will be a target
for the dreadnaught Delaware, one
of the most powerful vessels of the
navy, which, in long-range firing ex-
periments on August %, will probably
shatter her to pieces.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Farm Notes.

Weeds rob the soil of food elements
required by other plants.
Potatoes require considerable nitro.
gen and a large amount of potash.
The man who sells his corn, oats
and hay is selling his farm out from
under him.
Pinch of the end Of the squash and
melon vines 80 the fruit will get more
nourishment.
Weeds sometimes injure by killing
farm stock or by rendering their prod
uct unstable.
Old grass and clover pastures are
much benefited by dressing Of plas-
ter and ashes.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
NOBODY SPARED.
Kidney Troubles Attack Butler Men
and Women Old and Young.


and Women, Old and Young.
Kidney ills seize young and old
Come quickly with little warning.
Children suffer in their early years.
Can't control the kidney secre-
tons.
Girls are languid, nervous, suffer
pain.
Women worry, can't do daily work.
Men have lame and aching backs.
The cure for man, woman and child
Is to cure the cause.-the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid
neyS-
Cnre all forms of kidney suffering.
Butler testimony proves it.
Mrs. 7. j. Stubblefield, 2O4 East
Chestnut ST., Butler, Mo-, saws:
"Doan's Kidney Pills, obtained at
Frank Clay's Drug Store have been
used by two members of my family
with the best of results. | know
that they can be relied upon to give
relief to anyone suffering from kid
ner or bladder trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents: Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
AXE no other. AZ d
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Order of Publication.

sr1 ccar 1 ~ " afiss stss' Ess
In the Cir nit Court. October term, 1911, In
| vacation August %, 1911.
Mary L. ssyre and Earl sayre. Plaintiffs
We.
Edith Say re. Defendant.
Now at this day come the PLAINTIFF herein, by
their attorneys, ami ale their petit n, alieg-
Ing, among other things that defendant, Edith
souri, Whereupon, Il 10 ordered BY the Clerk
In Vacat'on, that said defendant be n0tidsd bv
publication that PLAINTIFF have commenced =
o vSs s and
OF Partition and On Order Of sale. subject to
two trust deeds fully d, scribed In the petition
died herein, Of he following described real
souri, to- wit:
The East half Of Lots One and Two OF the
North y est Quarter and The Weet hall OF Lots
Section Six, Township 80, Of Range %. And
that the proceeds OF said sale, II er the pay.
ment II al ste herein made and exp nded,
tirs and defendant, according to their rvepect.
i've rights and interests - found and d-t~rmin-
ed BY the Court. and that unless the said de.
Court ct the next term thereof 10 be besun
and holden at the Court House in the CITY or
Butler, 10 said county. on the nrst Monday OF
s Osto9sr, isii. and on Or before the erst day Of
ssid cause, the same Will be taken a. confessed
and judgment will be rendered accordinRly
And e y further ordered that . cop, hereof |
be publieaed. eccordisg 70 law. In TaR BUTLER |
wERKLY 1rNss, newspaper publishsd in SAID |
county Of Bates, for tour weeks excessively, |
pubnshed es lesDt ones week, the last insef. |
lion 70 be Ct least fifteen days before the nrst |
day Of said next October. 1911. term Of this
Court.
b. o. MAxEY, Circuit Clerk.
A true copy Of the record
witnees ny hand and seal OF the Cir
lsnALI cutt eours OF BAtee county, this 21rd
day Of August, 1911
a It O NAXEY Crcuit Clerk |
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
MAKING CIDER VINEGAR
Process Is Simple and Involves Very
Little Work-cIeanIiness Is First
Important Factor.
(By S. M. MILLER.)

There are many apple orchards, es
pecially those that have never beer
sprayed or cultivated, in which large
quantities of apples are allowed to &c
to waste every year.
SUCH fruit makes a good grade Of
cider vinegar, and Il handsome profit
can be made in utilizing it in this way
Even If one sprays and cultivates the
orchard regularly each season and
does everything possible to prevent
having anything but marketable fruit
there will always be a good many
culls.
However, do not allow these unmer-
charitable apples to go to waste. Make
cider vinegar from them and get a
good price for the product right here
at home.
Making cider vinegar is very simple.
There is practically no labor attached
to it other than extracting the Juice
from the apples.
Perfect cleanliness first, last and all
the time is matter of vital impor-
lance. Apples that are picked up from
the ground are usually dirty and
should be thoroughly washed before
being placed in the cider mill.
The mill and all utensils used in the
making must be kept we'll cleaned if
a good product is to be made. TO use
unclean fruit or unclean vessels sim.
ply invites bad fermentation.
If all sorts Of germs which are found
on dirty and decayed fruit are put in
the cider good quality of vinegar
must not be expected.
Where one has no mill the fruit can
be pulped by hand with wooden mauls |
in a wooden trough, and where only a
sufficient quantity Of vinegar is want |
ed for home use it is not a difficult .
matter to secure it in this way.
The best receptacles in which to
put the cider are molasses kegs or
preferably those which have
held vinegar previously, since fermen-
alton commences sooner when the fer
organism is present than
when it must find its way into the
liquid from outside mediums.
To make a good grade Of vinegar
wo factors are essential during the
process of fermentation. First, the
ir must have free access to the LIQUID
o support the organism Second, the
must be favorable for the
rowth of the fermenting agent. Il
The barrels or kegs should be placed
n a room where the temperature will
e fairly constant at 70 to rs degrees,
laced on their sides in order to give
lore surface to the atmosphere, and
lied with the juice to within six in
hes to eight inches of the bunghole. n
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Guardians Notice.

Notice ia hereby given, that the und rsign.
ed Was appointed guardian OF the person and
estate OF Frances Stephenson. OF unsound
mind, o. the 10th day OF July, 1911, by
the Probate Court Of Bates county, Mo
are required TO exhi II them tor allowance be-.
fore eaid Probate Court. within one year from
the date OF this publication, or they shall be
forever barred.
This 9th day of July, 1911.
CHAs CULVER,
4o-4t Guardian.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Suffocated in a Pullman

Rocky Mount, N. C.-J. A. Broad.
shin. New York drummer, was suf.
located in his berth and Flagman J.
G. Rust and mail transfer clerk
We're badly burned in fire that Sc.
riously damaged a Pullman car on
the Atlantic Coast Line near here.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1911-08-24
Great Lake Strike Nav End

Buifalo, N. "a strike on the
Great Lakes, maintained for the las,
three years and involving between
500 0and $1,000 men. may be declared
off within the next two weeks.