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The Detroit times., 1911-04-13
To Cure Sore Bunions
Treatment MarvelousIy Quick for
This and All Foot Troubles.

Dissolve two tablespoonfuls of
Calocide compound in basin of hot
water soak the feet in this for full
fifteen minutes, gently massaging tie
sore parts. tLess time will not give
desired results) Repeat this each
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
COULD NOT STAND SUFFERING
FROM SKIN ERUPTION

Il have been using Cuticura Soap
and Cuicurn Ointment for the past
three months and l am glad to cay
that they cured me of most annoy.
Ing skin eruption. II began by my no.
ticing red blotches appearing on my
face and scalp. Although they were
rather dishguring, did not think any
thing Of them until they began to get
scaly and dry and TO itch and burn
until could not stand the suffering
Then I began to use n different SOAP
thinking that my old kind might be
hurting me. but that didn't seem to do
any good. | went to two different doc
tors but neither seemed to relieve me
any. ] lost many nights sleep in con.
tinual scratching, sometimes scratch.
ing till | drew tho blood on my face
and head. Then / started in to use
the Cuticura Remedies and In two
months | was entirely relieved OF that
awful pest. am 30 delighted over
my cure by Cuticura Remedies that
shall be glad to tell anybody about
It." (Signed) @. NJ. Macfarland, 221
West 1l5th ST.. New York City. Oct. 5.
1910
Cutlcura Soap (25c) and Cuticura
Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
the world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, sole props, 1876 Colum.
bus Ave. Boston, for free book on
skin and scalp diseases and their
treatment
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Tips OF Royalty.

A German newspaper publishes
some particulars OF the tips and gratu-
tiles distributed by royal person
ages on their travels. The kaiser has
tariff that provides with German
bureaucratic thoroughness for every
claim upon his generosity when tray.
cling. and, what is more, every recipi.
ent gets what has been allotted to
him. Il is different in the case OF
Nicholas H., certainly the richest man
in the old world, and most likely OF
the now as we'll The Russian EN-.
poror lacks the money sense entirely,
like his grandfather and the gifts Of
vnrious kinds arranged for his travels
are on a scale OF amazing extrava.
gnnce But by the time they reach
the benefciarieB they have shrunk to
average proportions owing to graft. II
is even said on the best possible au.
thority that the jewels OF the decora.
lions which his majesty bestows on
the dignitaries Of foreign courts in.
variably are found to have turned
into paste while in transit to their
destination.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 5AckAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Pain In tho Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't II be nice within q week or no
TO begin to say goodbye forever to the
scaldlng. dribbling. straininR. or too fire.
quent passage Of urine tho forehead and
the back of-the-head aches; the stitches
and pains in tho back: the growing mus
clio weakness; spots before the eyes. yell
low skin: sluggish bowels: swollen eys-
Ids or ankles, leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; slecpiessness and the do
spondency7
have Il recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on. and II you want TO
make n QUICK RECOVERY, you ought
TO write and get n copy Of t. Many
doctor would charge you $3.50 just for
writing this prescription. but have It
and win be glad to send It 10 you entire
ly free. just drop mo lins like thisi
DR.. 4. L. Robinson. K-2G6 Luck Building.
Detroit. Mich. and I will send It by re-
turn mail in plain envelope. As you will
zee when you get II, this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies. but Il has
great healing and pain-conquoring power.
II will quickly show Its power once you
use It, 80 l think you had better SEQ wha:
It Is without delay. I will send you a
copy free-you can use It and cure your
self at home.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Miss Bangs and Miss WhitOn's
School for Girls

for
educational artistic value
THOROUGH
with expert supervision In department thus unG definite
FACULTY
unique dpaTm known tho UPPER HOUSE for graduate and special
phe
in
tho ordinary restrictions OF n nchool
PHYSICAL nSERCsEs
eeyed ne highest emTndaton Of the leading educators Of tho country
0
President
President and Mrs Roosevelt and Chief Justice.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

Tho family with young children that Is
without sickness in tho house now ana
then 10 rare, and so II is important that
to do in the little emergencies that arise.
A child with a serious ailmen. needs
doctor, II 10 true. but In the majority of
INSTANCES, as any doctor knows, tho child
suffers from soms intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There ia no sense In giving II a pill or
remedy containing an oplate. nor IL
flushing Of tho bowels 10 be always rec
commended. Rather give Il small dose
OF q mild. gentle laxative tonic like DR..
CnldwelPs Syrup Pepsln. which, by clean
Ing out the bowels and strengthening tho
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
CREDIT MANI

Not a detective In the ordl.
nary sense Of the term, but one
who makes himself familiar
with the commercial integrity
Of the community and whose
skill and trustworthlness In this
delicate business are Of tho
greatest service TO merchants
and others In determining the
responsibility Of prospective
customers-A form Of life work
which Is not overdone and
which requires no capital other
than intelligence, zeal and
serupu!ous integrity.
BY c. w. JENNINGS.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
All Within Thirty Minutes.

Mrs. McAudley left home early tho
other morning. telling her family she
had IAN appointment with the dentist
to do some dental work on her teeth"
She was nearing her destination when
a stranger accosted her and asked
her the way to Judge Browns house.
You keep along this road" she ex.
planned with gracious condescension.
"ull you come to a precipitous hin
snd the house In on the apex"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

little stomach muBcles. will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This is not alone our opinion but that
OF Mrs, N, II. Mead OF Froeport, Kama,
whose granddaughter has been taking Il
successfully and of Mrs, J. II, Whiting
OF Lena, Wis. who gives Il 10 her children
and tales It herself. II Is sold in nifty
cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but II you want to test Il in
your family before You buy It send your
address TO DR.. Caldwell and no will for
ward supply free OF charge.
For the FREQ sample address DR.. w. u.
Caldwell e0l Caldwell building. Monu-
cello. III.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

only competent critics can give
competent criticisms" said Admiral
Mahan, at the ImmortalR' recent reccp.
ton in New York. The Ignobler the
critic tho ignobler the crlticlsm-ovcn
Of the very finest thlngs-that no viii
pronounce
"A man in o bar was praisIng IA
nous American journalist, Justly
famous journalist. a journalist who
gets out q really fine paper
Yes the bartender agreed, his
paper is a good one. 1t picked two win.
ners dast week."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

You must have found the arctic cir.
Gle very unpleasant"
Yes" replied the arctic explorer;
"but It has It's advantages. Tho ell.
mate is dlBagreeable, but tho people
aren't always worrying you about
proofs"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

ney Pills came to my attention at that
critical time and ! used them faith
fully until entirely cured"
Remember tho nRme-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 30 cents a
box. Foster-Atilburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Z.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
One hapnX Condition

wireless is a wonderful thing. isn't
II? It's going to take the place
OF everything - telegraph. telephone.
thought Fundamentally, they even
transmit newspaper photographers thRt
way"
ayes. but there's one thing they'll
never do with wireless"
whats that"
"Wire- pulling"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Impure Blood 10 common In the
spring. because OF tho unhealthful
modes OF living during the winter,
and. II is the cause Of the loss Of
appetite and that tired feeling nS
we'll Us the sores and erupuons that
occur at this time.
Be sure to take Hoods this spring.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

constant inclination
for tho kidneys to act
and tho secretlons
were accompanied by
burning and scaldlng.
Tho headaches and
giddy feelings that op
pressed ne wero al
most unbearablo and
life soon lost ali in.
tprOgt DA0an'g Kid.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Latest Quotations.

How would YOU like a game picture
for your dining room? A brace OF can.
vasbacks. say2"
mo cheap stun for me. Paint me
a picture OF q dozen eggs"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Friend (consolingly)--So you've lost
your Job. Ell? Well, don't worry about
It. I reckon you was only wastln' yer
time in n place like that.
Young BIZ (sadly)-Yes. that's
what the boss told me when o fred
me.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Climatic Conversation.

"The weather is always a convent.
ent topic OF conversation"
Il don't thtlnk 40. You are so often
compelled to think twice in order to
select polite phraseology."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

The Chicago Fire could have been pre-.
vented with one pail OF water, but tho
water was not handy. Keep a bottle Of
ll0mlius Wizard Oil handy and prevent
'he fiery pains OF inflammation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
HIR Kind.

He is one OF the sort that Is q per
feet crank about thunderstorms."
Then he should properly be CLASH
fed as q lightning bug"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Between OctoaenarIans

81 understand they sentenced him
to life Imprisonment"
We'll, no; It wasn't as bad as that.
He got only 90 yearsl"-Puck.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

II lt's Your Eye use Pettit's Eye saIve
for inflammation, stys, itching lids, eye
aches, defects OF vision and sensitivity TO
strong lights. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

1t is possible TO have too much Of q
good thing. Tho dog with the shortest
tail runs the least danger Of having
tin cans tied TO Il.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

DR.. Perce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels
Sugar-coated. tiny, granules. easy to take.
Do not grippe.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

admire is the measure OF our own
worth. --Dobson.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Consulted Him often.

Mrs. Benham-Health is wealth.
Benham-At the rate you have the
doctor you ought to get rich quick"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Better health Is sure TO follow the use of
the natural Herb laxative. Garfield Tea.
All druggists.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Roots, Barks and Herbs-Hood'S
sarsaparilla 60 combines the great
curative principles OF roots. barks and
herbs as to raise them to their high
est efficiency for the cure Of oil spring
humors. all blood diseases. and run
down conditions.
There Ia no substitute for Hoods.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Druggists everywhere sell Garfield Tea,
the Herb laxative. 1t acts as a gentle aid
TO Nature.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Sympathy sometimes means sitting
in car and passing out soft words to
lame folk
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Intervention in love is equivalent to
4 declaration OF war.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

The strongest symptom OF wisdom
In man is his being sensible of his own
follies --Rochefoucauld.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
A WoMAN's KIDNEYS
Are Often Responsible for Untold
Suffering.

Mrs. August Wlttenberg. 1893 Hop
kins ST., Milwaukee, Wis. says: kid.
ney trouble came on mo almost be-
fore ! was aware OF L. There was q
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

First College Student-Don't you
think some people ask good many
fool questions in lctteraY
Second College Student-Yes. Now,
my father always wants to know II
I'm bank.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Dwellers in glass houses should
keep out of politics.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Inconsistency often means those
deeds In another which l only half
understand.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

Peace with God without peace with
men In an ubiquitous thing.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
Spring Medicine |.
Needed Now, and the Best Is
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Which purihes, enriches and revalzes the blood
other does 90 500 testimonials of cures, in years.
Get it in usual liquid form tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

If az! es: s;.., T ass Thompson's Eye Water
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

0 long ms mankind remains
as It is and the commercial
world rcyolves in It's pres
ent orbit, there Is one
form OF detective activity
which is not likely to be
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

W. N. u, ST. LOUIS, NO s-tstt.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02
PUTNAM FADELES

':s ,.s: ., VIE g. s::.:; s s
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-02

little stomach mpSclss. will Immediately
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19
PROFESSIONAL EATERS.
A Peculiar Custom Sill In Vogue
Among the Sioux indians.

Many striking customs of their
past are still preserved BY the in
dams Of the northwest, and of these
none is more interesting than Pc
culiar practice vet followed by the
Sioux OF the Devils Lake reserva-
ton.
II appears on competent authori-
ty that from time immenorial these
Sioux have adhered to an etiquette
whereby it is the bounlcn duty of
the host to supply his guest with
all the food he may desire, and, as
rule, the superintendent set be-
fore the visiting Indian is in excess
Of the capacity Of single man.
On the other land, by the same
custom the guest is obliged to eat
all that is placed before him, else
he grossly insults his entertainer.
Now, it was found that this prac-
tice would work hardship, but in
stead of dispensing with the custom
the Indian method Of reasoning was
applied, and what is known as the
professional eater was brought to
the front.
While the guest is supposed to
eat all that is placed before him, it
serves the same purpose if his
nelghbor assists in dcyouring the
bountiful rcpast, the main object
being to have the plate clean when
the meal shall be finished.
1t is not always practicable to de-
pend upon a ncighbor at table to as
sist in getting away with large
dinner, and in order to insure the
final consumption of the allotted
portion visiting Indians call upon
these professional caters, whose
duty it is to sit beside them through
a meal and cat what the guest eats.
The professional eaters are never
looked upon in the light Of guests,
but more as travelling companions
with particular duty to perform.
These caters receive from ST. to
So and even So for each meal where
they assist. 1t is stated that one of
the professional eaters was known
to have disposed Of some seven
pounds of beef at a sitting.-New
York Herald.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19
PERclvAL CANE BACK.
Hc Shed His Name and Later Haush-
ti.y Returned to It,

thy Retained to 1t.
Perciyal didn't liSc his name, and
mother did Percival's father, but
pcrcival's mother had a say-so in
the matter, and that ended it.
lpcreival wslcl, noa tllat he was
twenty wears % arc and a rising
young bark clel.i.-or ono who
wanted to risc. at least-that he
had been named George or Henry,
these names being lar more digni-
fed and substantial as to sound.
Percival's father wished that Per-
cival had been named Alexander
junior, but he did not voice this
aloud, and nobody at the time Per
! cival had been named seemed to
think how appropriate it would
have been TO name him Pcrcival
Alexander, Jr.
Thus things had rocked along for
twenty years, during which Pcrcival
had been the butt and mockery of
his follows lie lad been cured of
parting his hair in tile middle and
Of smoking cigarettes, and now, a
fairly steady youth, lie lad almost
reached mans estate with this UNI
happy name hitchcd to him.
He invariably signed his name
p. c. Roberts or Y. Clayton Rob-
crts and encouraged people to call
him BY his middle name or, failing
in this, to at least make it ZIP. CO
His mother was wroth at this in
gratitude and frankly said so. But
Percival stuck 10 it. He would have
no Percival in his. He went fur
Their and secretly encouraged init
mate friends to call him Sandy.
Then one Gay he changed. His
mother found some new engraved
cards in his room reading Pcrcival
Clayton Roberts and maryclcd, even
while she was clad. When his
father heard Of it he vas indignant.
Hut Percival enlightened them not.
But Uncle William did. He view
ed the situation On all sides and
gave it as his opinion as an expert
that there was a girl in the Casa
girl who liked the name of Pcrcival.
And when Percival was asked
about it he drew himself up haugh-
THY.
is it necessary he said, with
The cold dignity u man of twcn-
ty, that my private affairs be dis
cusscd:. -
Mary a bit, pcree,n said Uncle
William, mary . BIT. NJ use to dis
GUS EN- AZ all flat ! can see."
Then he went outdoors and cxplod-
ed into laughter. for Uncle William
had been there and knew few
things himself Galveston News.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19
Cut Both ways.

A farmers boy in Scotland was
charged with attempting to steal an
article from shop door. In plead
ing his case he said he didn't steal
the thing-''he was only gaun tac
dae it," whereupon the Judge in
formed him that to do it and going
to do it were all the same and that
he would have to pay a fine of 10
shillings or go TO Jail for ten days.
The boy, not having the money, was
allowed to go and get it from a
friend. In q little while lie was seen
standing in the court, and when
asked if he had got the money to
pay his fine he answered:
INA, but | was gaen tao dac it,
and ye said that gaen tao dac it and
dae it were jist the same. I'm
thinking you and nell be ABBOTT
clear moo "-Pearson's.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19

in that case" replied the hus-
band, who had transmitted the base
metal Of experience into the pre-
cious gold of knowledge, Il have
nothing more to say. | realize that
once possessed of an idea you are,
like all your sex, beyond argu-
ment."
'sDo YOU mean," demanded the
wife, with displeasure, chat | am
Incapable of seeing reason"
Reason with woman" answer
ed the husband from behind his pa
per, "is like water on ducks back,
in one ear and out the other"
You are wrong~ cried the wife
triumphantly. "And to prove it l
have already changed my mind!"-
c--.-l Cat
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19

La .sier gl743-9-s) comes very
near Icing IT, "faihc Ct chelllis-
try" Although Aeittes the science
of chemistry .lor yet a liange IN It's
object can he said 70 have orig
inatea with I.avoisier. ne means he
introduced OF attaining those OBJ
jects, the ideas he put forth con-
cernine the constitution of bodies
and the explanation he gaye of varl-
Gus phenomena were strictly new
and gave TO this science IN the TWEEN
ty yeas preceding his death a com
pletcly altered aspect. The mine OF
chemistry hal yielded rich returns
long before Lavoisier came. He
awaited himself Of tie old work
ings and, extending them, opened
the main lode.-Ncw York Ameri-
can
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19
POLLOCK PICK UPS.
lFrom Progress. Jan. 10 j

ttrOm Progress. Jan. IL
Winfield Vermillon was over from
g reservation last Saturday to get
. adicine for his wife who has been
q ing for the past two weeks.
hrs. M. De Boer, who has been
a ng for the past few weeks was
talen to hospital in Aberdeen
\ re she underwent an operation,
fem recent reports she is doing as
Waf as can be expected. Memo De
Z n accompanied her.
Mrs. E. Stout has taken the in
f'nl child. whose mother. Mrs. L..
let u, died last week and will care
I : ii at her home for some time. 1t
rue the little one will have a
u asant home as long as it remains
with Mrs. Stout.
Or. Shockey was called to the re-
se- vatlon country last Saturday to
g end Mrs. A. Jordan who was shot
V Leo. White Thunder, neighbor
q the Jordan's. White Thunder
" in Pollock Friday and bought a
lSsolver and in some mysterious
m mer obtained liberal supply Of
IRE water and started for home,
stopping at the Jordan home for a
walle. He seemed quite pleased
With his new purchase and as he
ws showing the members of the
family the working quality of the
weapon it was accidently discharged
and a bullet lodged in Mrs. Jordan's
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19
Johnny on the Spot.

Peddler Selling preparation for
removing stains from clothing)-I
have got here
Servant (who responds to the
ring)-Excuse me, please, but we
are in great trouble here today.
The gentleman Of the house has
been blown up in an explosion.
Peddler-Ha. Hurt much:
Servant-Blown 10 atoms Only
grease spot left Of him.
Peddler-Ah, only a grease spot,
you say? Well, here's a bottle of
my champion cradicator, which will
remove that grease spot in two
minutes.-Tit- Bits.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-01-19
A Eishernan,s Prnnosal.

"My love- whispered an ardent
angler, you hold first splaice' in
my heart! Although j founder
about in expressing myself, my
sole wish is that you Will save me
from becoming a Grabbed old back
elor. | shall stick 10 you closer
than 'limpet; : from YOU a 'wink'll
be the road to guide me. Together
we will skate over life's rocks and
when ! look at your hand beside me
l shall say to myself, Fortune was
mine N'len ! put herring therev"
The LAZY lowered her eyes in sweet
confusion and murmured, "Pass the
,alt v!-I London Mail.