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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10
AGOSTA.

Agosta, June 10.-Mrs. c. A. Rich
irds and children, Genevieye and
Audrey, of Detroit, Mich. are guests
Of Mr.. and Mrs. r. o. Richards at
present.
Mr.. r. ]. Horton was a business Wis
tor in Marion Wednesday.
Mrs John Walker. of Rushsylvania
visiting her sister, Mrs Joseph
tones.
Mr.. Bruce Culbertson, OF Toledo, Is
spending the week with his parents
Or. and Mrs -. Culbertson
Mrs. G. f. Wilson and daughter.
Helen, are visiting at the Frank VIII
'on home at Mt Olive.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Carey and chill
iren, Ellsworth and Kathleen. were
guests of LaRue relatives Thursday.
Rev. r. J. Carey is conducting a
series of meetings at Pleasant Hin at
present These meetings will be in
progress ten days.
Miss Loa Birch, of Marion, was a
guest of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
David Birch, Saturday and Sunday
Mr.. Jesse Payne and daughter. Ida,
IF Watkins, are being entertained by
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Soule this week,
Miss Blanche knight returned To
her home In Marion Friday after a
| yisit with her grandparents. Mr. and
Mrs. Sherman Southwick, north OF
town.
Miss Mary Cone spent the weekend
With Mr.. and Mrs. W. II. Holverstott,
east. of Marion.
Mrs. Elizabeth Miller and Mrs
Sarah Williams attended the X. of =.
hall dedication at LaRue Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Croft Bauer enter
tanned the members of their Sunday
school class at their country home
Tuesday evening. Music and games
| Furnished the amusement of the even
ing. Dainty refreshments We're served
Mr. Sherman Southwick and son
Gordon, were guests of Marion friends
| Friday.
Mrs. ID. McClelland was calling on
LaRue friends Thursday.
Miss Leona Southwick was Ma
/ rion shopper Wednesday.
Miss Hazel Hosler has returned aft
er a short visit with friends in Rad
nor and Delaware.
Misses Edna and Nina Dutton spent
Friday and Saturday With Mr.. and
Mrs. Il. r. Morris, of Marion.
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. ALL THE NEWS FROM EVERY
J PART OF THE COUNTY
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Children day exercises will be
held at Climax Sunday, June IS.
Mir. Geo. Gunther was at the coun-
ty seat on business Wednesday.
Mr.. John Plnyerd. decorator. is do
ing some fine work IN the Disciple
church. He expects to complete thu
work this week. J. E. Bending Is
making the necessary outside repairs
MIR. Geo. Rutturford has added a
porch To his dwelling on Main street
that made marked Improvement
Miss Hattie and Hazel Kitingei
returned to Gallon Wednesday after
weeks visit with their parents.
Mrs. ]. -. Bending and daughter
lois returned home Tuesday after
two weeks visit with relatives, at
North Canaan.
Miss Bell Haney was Marion Wis
itor Wednesday.
operator wilkins of Mlngo is now
working third trick while II. $. Cris-
singer is taking a short vacation.
r. $. Crissinger left for Detroit
Monday and returned home We'd
nesday evening with a fine auto. lie
made the trip from Toledo to Martel
in six hours over very rough roads
The crop condition mas been great
| ly improved by the recent rains.
MIR. Hod Francis was a business
visitor at Gallon Tuesday.
Samuel Sharrock returned to Cleve-
land Sunday after n days visit with
his family.
Robert Williams has returned home
| ~. a.
as clerk in the Big Four freight de-
partment.
Miss Hazel Hilemon was taken
seriously III, Tuesday.
Roy Etinger of Mansfield sun
dayed with relatives.
Mrs. Cassie Early of Gallon anc
c. Gandert and daughter spent sun
day with friends and relatives.
Mr.. w. /. Price and wife OF Blu
cyrus We're guests at the home of w
S. Burton Sunday.
j. w. Burton was visiting rela-
tves at Gallon Sunday.
| l.. Rutherford and family of Mar
| ion visited his mother Sunday.
| Kinsel Neff Is on the sick list.
John Laipply was at Gallon Mon
cay.
Mr.. Art Wise has his old position
back with VIM. Whideman as clerk
The new barber shop from Moral
is locating in the Bailey residence on
Main street Martel Is getting more
like New York every day
r. M. SpurloclS and wife and O
l.. Jones and family returned from O
| fishing trip last week.
Mr.. A. +. Carer and family are
visiting his parents near Belle
fontaine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10
WALDO

Waldo, o., June lO.-Dr. and Mrs
y. d. Osborne and son Arthur re-
turned Wednesday from an auto trip
to Clreleville. where they were the
guests of friends since sunday
Mrs. Wesley Klingle entertained
the Aid society Im the Reformed
church at her home north of town,
Wednesday,.
Children's day exercises will be
held Sunday evening at the NJ. T..
church in place of the Regular
preaching services. Music by the choir
and orchestra.
Miss Lucille Benedict visited at
Marion Thursday and Friday
About thirty people from here at
tended the graduating recital by
Miss Hazel Graham at Delaware Fri
day.
Mrs. w. Davis IF near Lewis Cen
ter is the guest this week Of friends
here.
Joseph Bland and William Corbin
were Marion visitors Tuesday.
Mir. and Mrs. Wallace Kllngie
were in Columbus Friday attending
the aviation week.
Misses ZELDA and Cora Meyer are
spending n couple of weeks In ono
City visiting friends,
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Strine and
daughters visited at Marion Tuesday
Mrs. Jacob Kealber of Marion was
guest over Sunday Of Waldo friends
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SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS.

The School examiners OF Marion
county, ohio, will meet for the exam
ihation OF teachers at Central school
building, saturday,
July
Aug.
Sept.
oct.
Nov.
Examinations commence at $40
m, and no application will be re-.
ccived after 10 a. m. All examlna.
tions will be writing and positively ne
private examinations will be granted
A fee OF soc viii be charged oI
admission TO the examination, and
each applicant viii furnish an enyel-
ope stamped and addressed to him
or herself, in which a certificate OF
notice of failure win be forwarded
Applicants will be graded on a scale
of 100. No certificate win be grant.
ed when the grade IN any branch
falls below 7O An average of 75,
with a minimum of 20 secures a cer-
tifcate for one year, SO with a mini
mum of so and ~ months eXper-
ience secures a certificate of two
years. 80 with n minimum OF So and
"a months experience secures a cer-
tihcate for three years. 95 with a
minimum OF 80 and 80 months exper.
lence secures a certificate for years.
9S with a minimum of S5 and so
months experience secures a certifi-
cate for years.
Success in the school room Will al
so be taken into consideration In de-
termining the class of the certificate
$. w. Allmendinger, Clerk.
w, p. Moloney, PTest
Ber. n. Bell. Vice-Prest.
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Mrs. !, 3, Miller several days last
Week
n Miss vida shuey Of Toledo was the
guest Of her parents, Dr ana Mrs.
,yhLsy, from Friday to Sunday.
Miss Florence Hoyman OF Cleve-
land, spent several days last week at
the home Of Elmer Wottrrng.
Mrs. MAX Tnpaut and son Milliard
of Marysville spent scvefm days last
week with her sister, Mrs. Charles
lsler. IL
me regular meeting OF the Ladies
society OF the Lutheran church was
held at the home OF Mrs. }. =. Aim
lndinger Tuesday evening.
Mr.. ana Mrs. G.. }. Cummings mo-
tered 10 Wakamsa, Ind, Thursday
Where they win spehd several weeks
with relatives.
Win Din Of Columbus spent sew
sfal days last week with his brother
Joel Din, south of town.
Mrs. E. +. curtis, Mrs. II. j.
Beavers were the guests of their
friend. Mrs. w. j. Cast at the home
Covington, KY several days last
week.
Mr. and Mrs. NJ. Il. Main of Cen
eva. attended the commencement ex-
ertises at Prospect Thursday evening
their daughter Miss Grace Main being
one Of the graduates.
r.. NJ. Horn, Of Sandusky, Miss
Martha Cellars of Toledo, Mrs. r. l.
Wilson of Green Springs, attended the
commencement Thursday evening
guests at the home or Mrs. r. j. Gel.
lars.
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MEEKER

Meelter, o., June 1O,--Mr. and Mrs.
Audrey Anthony Of Mbrseilles visited
at the home of Mr. and Mrs. VIM.
Rhoads, east OF town Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Baker OF Mar
ion were guests of MIR. ana Mrs. VIM.
Kennedy Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. willis Riley and chill
dren Edith, Edna and Haskell Metz,
OF Hardin county, visited friends and
relatives here Sunday.
Mr.. James Thompson of Chicago,
visited at the home of his brother
Eugene Thompson few days last
week.
Cecile Sprague was the guest Of
her cousin Ruthella Hecker Sunday
and Monday.
.,Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Schultz and Mrs
Clixby of Agosta, We're Sunday visi-
tors with Mr.. and Mrs. James CliX-
by. east of town.
Mrs. James Rhoads and daughter
Princess, of Marion, are the guests
OF friends and relatives here few
weeks.
Frank Hollis and Charles McElvy
visited with Mr.. and Mrs. John Brun-
ner of Upper Sandusky Sunday.
Miss Emma Day is spending the
week with LaRte friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Davis and
children, Marian and Clark, south
east of town, were guests OF Mr.. and
Mrs. George Davis Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. Frank Moral and
daughter opal east of town spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Nor
raj.
MIR. and Mrs. Ferris Day and
daughter Mildred visited at the Jerry
Thommason home Thursday.
Mrs. Clark Mcdonnell and daughter
Of West Mansfield are visiting at
the home of her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs James Guthrie. west of town.
Mrs. Laura McI1lvy is i'll with the
measles.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Pfeiffer, Jr.,
were Marion shoppers Tuesday
Miss DeMurl Thompson of near
Moral is visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Rhoads, north of town.
iJohn Rhoads made a business trip
to Marseilles Tuesday.
MIR. and Mrs. Corey Little and son,
Dayton, were- visiting with Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Sprague Sunday.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10

,pent several days WITH. Dlfnmie cipt-
ter.
Master Millard Young Of near Mar
ton Is the guest of Paul Ciutter this
week.
Rev J. j. Adams spent Wednes-
lay in Shelby.
Misses Ethel Wier and Hazel Neal
we're in Caledonia Monday
Mrs. clyde Houpt of Marion was
the guest of c. a. Rove ard fam
FLY from Saturday Until wednesday.
Misses Violet and Maggie Strine of
Marion were the guests OF their par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. Perry strine, sun
day.
Mrs ]. j.. Adams attended the
meeting Of the w. C. r. U. Monday
at the home of Mrs Binas Ross.
Mr.. W. j. Weir and family were
the GUESTS of Mr.. and Mrs. l.. r..
Weir. Sunday.
Janis and Charles Rowe who have
beef visiting friends in Bucyrus re-
turned hofhe. Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs Ira Beers were the
guests of Wilbert Beers and family,
sunday.
The lecture given Saturday even
ing on "The Dead Hand" by Rev
Piatt was well attended and enjoyed
| by all.
Children's day was observed Sun
lay evening at the Christian church.
The ladies Aid society met at
the home OF Mrs. ]. ID. Beers. We'd
1esday.
Miss Dora Busch is the guest of her
sister. Mrs. Oran Rowe.
Little Amy Spice Is visiting her
grandparents Mr.. and Mrs. Charley
L Spiece OF iberia.
Rev. Platt Of Indianapolis, Mr..
eofge Hlll and family. Mr.. and Mrs.
| Dick Knowles and son Willie. were
the guests of DR. G. l.. Baker and
amily Sunday.
| Miss Goldeth johnson Of Marion Is
the guest OF y. f. Mitchell and fam
lily. this week.
Mr.. Fred Retter and family. Miss
Mary Bender and Mr.. NJ. V. Walton
Of Caledonia, Mr. IT. Il. Jones and
family and Mr.. Walter Scott were
the guests OF G. w. Neal and fam
ily, Sunday.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10
COSTUME FOR THE
SUMMER GIRL WHO
BOATS AND SWIMS

Chicago, June 9.-This attractive
bathing ana boating costume Is of silk.
The Jersey is knitted silk, with a sailor
collar.
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PROSPECT.

Prospect, o., June lO-A class OF
eight young people was confirmed at
ST. Pauls Lutheran church sunday
morning.
Mrs. a. l.. Cast entertained her
friend, Mrs. Jennie Bunes of Findlay
the past week.
Mrs. H. II. Mcneil is entertaining
her niece Miss Ray Carpenter of
Chicago.
w. +. Court and grandson, Leroy
HendrlclSs, are visiting his daughter,
Mrs. Fritch near Warren.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Mamts of To-
ledo spent Sunday with relatives.
The members of the Masonic lodge
ana order of Eastern stars held q
delightful picnic at ulentangy park
Wednesday.
Mrs Eugene Kimmel of Forest
was the guest of her parents, Mr.. and
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10

drew Sheldon and children were the
guests OF relatives here Wednesday
and Thursday
Miss Daphne Johnson, Of Kenton,
Miss Ruth j. Tarbutton. of Bellefon.
taine. Miss Doris Rhoads, of Marion,
Mr. and Mrs. j. II. Hcsser, of Ada and
Mr.. and Mrs. Bohamon. of Ada, are
guests at the homes of DIR. and Mrs
$. NJ. Hesser and J. E. johnson.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Leslie returned
from "a visit To Mansfield Wednesday
Mr.. and Mrs. William Drake paid
Kenton a business visit Wednesday
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MARTEL,.

Martel, o., June TO- The Patter-
son Commencement VIII he held at
the M. f.. church Martel, Monday ev-
ening, June 10. Miss Fave Ault, di-
recting teacher. Music furnished by
Mhrtel orchestra.
The Township Sunday school con-
vyntion VIII be held at the Clyde Re-
form church Sunday, June II. Mu-
sic furnished by Martel orchestra.
The Martel Cornet band Will fur
nish the music for the memorial ex-
ercises at Caldonia, Sunday, June lS
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\ Dreadful Wound.

from a knife. gun, tin can, rusty nail,
fireworks or OF any other nature, de-
mands prompt treatment with Buck
lens Arnica Salve TO prevent blood
poison or gangrene. It's the quickest.
surest healer for all such wounds as
also for burns, Boiles, Skin Eruptions.
Eczema, Chapped Hands, Corns or
Piles. 25c at Tschanen Bros.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10

Manchester. England, sent To tho
United states and It's possessions SIS
5f3,599 worth of goods in 1910, chiefly
cotton goods, machinery. linens and
paper stock.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-10
KIRKPATRICK

Kirkpatrick, o.. Dnne nO.-Mr.
Clyde Rowe made a business trip to
Toledo Saturday.
Miss Estella Hartman Of Bucyrps
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
SOLVING NEGRO PROBLEM
Under Conditions, tho Matter Seemed
Comparatively Easy Of
Arrangement.

The central police station was over
crowded one day last week. officers
were wondering what they would do
should another arrest be made, when
the door opened and a sleepy-looking.
blue-eyed foreigner drifted In with a
most detected "Goot efning mems"
The officers nodded their greetings
to the stranger. who then asked: Can
did some sleepings here7 I yust
came from Chicago and am start to
work tomorrow
We'll. the only space we have left
is bunk, which is already occupied
by colored man. You can share
that II you want to- replied the OIL
Ger.
Tho man thought for few minutes.
scratched his head and said:
We'll, I guess l no can SEQ him In
dark, and besides am tired and want
sleep. Wisconsin
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
THE AD THAT Is DIFFERENT
Barnum Lived, Although People
Still Like tho Unique.
Bessie L. Putnam.

Bessie l.. futndm.
In speaking of advertising methods,
P. 7. Barnum once said: II thoroughly
understand the art Of advertising, not
merely by printers ink, which l have
always used freely, and to which con-
fess myself so much indebted for my
success, but by turning every possible
circumstance to my account. 1t was
my monomania to make the museum
town wonder and town talk" Bar
mum acted upon the premise that
people liked to be humbugged This
may have been true in the days when
people were hunting for the biggest
circus In the world. But 1t is quite
the reverse now, though some other
salient points are the same. The brick
man who mystified the crowd might
be taken now as a practical joke, but
as rule people detest anything sa-
voring Of the humbug or fraud.
Yet they do want he unique. the un-
usual. They want things said in
new way. even If they are on the old
subject which has been sounded in the
ears for generation. They want he
words 30 arranged that they may shed
a new luster upon the entire surround
ings. And there are 80 many ways of
presenting the same thought that the
permutations of language give a new
meaning to the most commonplace
subject.
Modern advertising has this thought
constantly in view. We no longer set
men at carrying bricks. but we strive
by various other means to attract at
tention. We know that the business
man no longer enjoys being hum
bugged-st least not during business
hours. But he does enjoy the novel,
though 1t must be genuine. He will
listen with interest to the old story
told in a new form. but 1t must be
given In a bright manner. Make your
copy different" If you would make
1t profitable. Be clear, concise. origi-
nal in expression. The skillful turn
may prove the dividing line between
success and failure.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
~DEAF" BEGGAR COULD HEAR
Incident That Struck Householder a.
Dslng Along slightly Humor-
Gus Lines.

Many funny things happen in q
6at during the course of . few
menths.- said q Milwaukee dat DWELL
~. but one Of tho best things I ever
saw happened ysstsrday.
Il was suddenly reused from my
siumbsr BY three loud knocks on the
door. Jumping to my feet and into .
bathrobs. hastened to see what was
wanted. opened the door in time
To see q young fellow half way up the
flight to the next door.
Hello. thersi' yelled At him.
He turned around. hastsnsd back
and handed out . small Envelope.
pointing to the Inscription I glanced
at It It was an appeal for aid BE-
cause the applicant was deaf and
dumb.
Say. was mad enough to kick him
down stairs. Then the Joke struck
me and slammed tho door in his face
and went back to bed laughing"
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
when TO FIGURE
ADVERTISING COST
BY GEORGE 8. sANTA.

at costs nothing to advertise
tho expense lies In not adver-
tising." II has been said. Every
business man who has ever done
any advertising at the rate of
ten eents to one hundred dollars
an Inch, knows that there 10 4
cost in connection with adver-
tlsinp. He also knows that In
addition to paying hls space rate
thers Is an expense In preparing
the advertising and buying such
suitable illustrations as are
needed.
Sill, there 10 truth In the
statement thst was made at the
outset Of this talk. II all de-
pends upon whom you mako your
estimate, whether or not adver-
tislno costs you anything. II will
be granted that II you make
your estimate as soon ~ your
contract for tho advertising
space 10 concluded II will look
expensive. But, that 10 a short
sighted policy.
The proper time to estimate
the cost Of advertising lie when
the years business has rolled
by and you have before you by
the side Of your outlay your
gross Income. It ls upon this
basis that advertising shows up
most favorabIy and Justifies the
statement that the most expen-
sIve thing you can do Is not to
advertise.
To illustrate, suppose you are
a shoe dealer with q ten thou
sand dollar stock. How many
pairs Of shoes will you have to
sell to make one hundred dol
lars In profit7 Comparatively
few. considering the number In
your stock. Yet there are hum
dreds Of shoe dealers with 4
ten thousand dollar stock who
apparently prefer to have their
shelves and their Easements
present an accumulation of stale
styles rather than pay out one
hundred dollars In newspaper
advertising. To many Of these
this amount expended in adver-
tIsins would go far toward NOV
Ing their goods and turning Into
cash In hand shoes now allowed
to gather dust and take up room
which belongs to styles several
seasons more modern.
Think OF advertising In this
light. This 10 tho only logical
Wow In which to look at II.
Don't wisely wao your head and
say, "Advertlsino's too expen-
slve for mo-" Rather say to your
self, Haven't been looking at
the elephants tall Instead Of the
whole eIephant7 Can | afford
not to advertise 7"
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
FREED FROM SKIN DISEASE

Our boy was born in Toronto on
Oct ID, 1908. and when three months
old . slight rash appeared on his
cheek. What appeared to be wa
ter blister would form. When 1t
Gproks. matter would run out, starting
new blisters until his entire face,
head and shoulders were a mass Of
scabs and you could not see a par
ticle OF clear skin. Other parts Of
his body were affected, but not to
such an extent We tried about every
advertised remedy without avail, in
deed some Of them only added to his
suffering and one in particular. the
- Remedy. almost put the infant
into convulsions. The family doctor
prescribed for him and told us to
battle the baby in buttermilk This
did not do any good, so we took him
to hospital. He was treated as an
out-patient twice week and he got
worse, If anything. We then called
In another doctor and inside OF a
week the boy was. to all appearances.
cured and the doctor said his work
was done. But the very next day it
broke out as bad as ever.
I'VE decided that 1t could not be
cured and must run its course and SO
we just kept his arms bandaged to
his side to prevent his tearing his
flesh. We left Toronto and shortly
after our arrival in Duluth, the Cuti-
cura Remedies were recommended.
We started using them in May, 1909,
and soon the cure was complete. You
would not think he was the same
child for Cuticura made his skin per-
fectly clear and he is entirely free
from the skin disease There has
been no return this time. We still
use only Cuticura Soap for babys
bath, Robert Mann, Proctor, Mimi.
May 3. 1910"
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
The Worth Of the Voice.

How wonderful is the human voicel
1t is indeed the organ Of the soul!
The intellect of man sits enthroned
visibly upon his forehead and In his
eye. and the heart Of man is written
upon his countenance. But the soul
reveals itself in the voice only; as
God revealed himself to the prophet OF
old In the still. small voice. and in
the voice from the burning bush. Tho
soul Of man is audible. not visible. A
sound alone betrays the flowing Of tho
eternal fountain. invisible to man
Longfellow: Hyperion.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
Tho Kaiser Likes the Bible.

The kaiser 10 great reader. and
while ho tries to keep himself abreast
of current events. his favorite book is
tho Bible. says the London Chronicle.
A we'll thumbed and marked copy 10
always by his bedside. When Mr..
Roosevelt visited Berlin last year, tho
kaiser made him a present of a num-
Der Of books. About half of them re-
ferred to theology and the others to
military subjects. These two classes
Indicate the kaiser's own preferences.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
Tea TIme In Chile.

Either tea or yerba mate is served
in Chile at 400 p. m. not only In tho
homes but at clubs, restaurants and
hotels. and many business houses. A
cup of tea and roll or small cake In
the club or hotel cost from eight to
twelve cents United States gold. while
the business houses serve 1t fre0
rather than have the clerks leave their
work or go out for It.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
First Aid,

George Ade, at q luncheon in Chi
cago. rcid a gallant compliment to a
well-known actress.
The actress wore harem skirt Of
the new name color and Mr.. Ade said
to her:
"It Is pretty. And what an odd
color It Is! Toll me the name of tho
color"
"F1amme de Vesuve-fame Of Vesu-
vius," tho actress answered.
BE jabers." said Mr.. Ade. I'VE make
vurry purity crater"
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24

Mors Than Name Necessary
"A newspaper is not the place In
which to show a signboard. Merely
printing the name of some article
without telling something about 1t
won't pay.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
Pretty Quick,

He-But couldn't you learn to love
me, Annaf
She-I don't think 1 could, Harry.
He (reaching for his hat)-It Is as
feared-you are too old to learn
Harper's Baxar.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
Sound Business esnss.

9oouo oos'noSs oSUoS.
Littl Bobby Bender. whose father
10 a promising tradesman not a hun
dred miles from Mildew Court, and.
as such, never loses an opportunity
to descant upon the virtues of push
ing yourself forward, one day asked
his mother:
May Lucy and play keeping shop
in the front room?'
YES" was the assent; but you
must be very. very quiet"
"All right" said the youngster;
well pretend we don't advertise"
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-24
Outdone,

Outdone.
Willis-Im raising 500 chickens on
flve-foot lot.
Gillis-That's nothing. You ought
to see the relatives my wife is taking
care of in our f1at-Puck