davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
Why Lost
My Job
Reasons Why Thousands Like Me-
Cannot Satisfy Their Employers.

I believe my fate is not unlike that
OF thousands Of other workers who daily
lose their places for reasons they do not
When their last pay envelope comes
longer required" II the truth were
ious~ removal would probably be that
their usefulness was destroyed because
OF some mental worry, bodily ailment, or
general indisposition. These things, as
we all know, are the most fruitful causes
of failure in all walks Of life. The battle
of Waterloo was lOstEhecause of a head
ache. In this quick age our minds must
be clear, rapid, active and free. from out
down to failure with the -throng of float
ers" who go from one place Of employ
meEt to another, giving no satisfaction
to others or to themselves, constantly
growing older and less useful, with no
ambition, no will power, and no hope.
Every man requires from every other
man the best that is in him. But no
man can use or get the best that Is in
himself until he Is first free from all
fretful indispositions and worries.
That was my trouble ] was full Of
stomach in the first place was always out
of order, and was worrying about it
and my mind grew cloudy, and slow. I
made mistakes, and grew grouchy. That
There are thousands like me, going
about with quick lunch faces, dys-
pepIlc uanlcTEs ana repOlSlFe atmOS-
pheres. No employer wants such mems
services.
Take ny advice. A healthy stomach is
half the battle, for it keeps your mind
clear and your face rosy. I have a
. healthy stomach now and hold a good
position, and my employer is satisfied
and so am ].
I started to take Stuart's Dyspepsia
. Tablets, which was told were good for
the worst cases of indigestion and dys-
pepsia. The first two tablets made
wonderful difference in my condition.
One ingredient OF Stuart's Dyspepsia
: Tablets diGests 5000 grains Of food. The
stomach doesn't have to work at all
The tablets do all the work. no matter
how heavy your meal
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets cure brash,
eructations, burning sensations, bloat, ir-
ritations, loss of appetite, nausea, heart
hurn, lack of energy, loss Of memory and
dyspepsia and Indigestion in their very
worst forms.
No other little tablets in the world can
10 so much. You should carry them
around with you wherever you go and
take them regularly after meals. Then
you will realize what it is to be freed
from stomach torment, and have a clear
mind, a quick memory, a happy disposi-
tion. comfort, and rest. Get Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablets at any drug store for
Soc a box.
Send us your name and. address to-
day and We will at once send you by mail
4 sample package free. Address F: A.
Etuart Co.. 150 Stuart Bldg, Marshall,
Mich
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03

The wife also accused her husband Of
pawning her mothers coat. Arrange
ments were made at the tribunal. how
ever, for the return of the garment.
What do you think of your conduct"
asked the court.
We'll, judge" replied the defendant, II
realize that I've done wrong, but they
paint me blacker than 1 am. Now be
reasonable; I've been drunk only twice
since I've been married-only twice ,in
eight months. That's not so bad"
Il shall sentence you to the woIkhouse
for six MONTHS said the court, but
shall suspend sentence on two condi-
tions-that you take the pledge of total
abstinence for a year, and that you con-
tribute-well, how much do you earn
now?'
Eight dollars and forty cents a week,
sir, when I'm working.
Then that you contribute IS a week
for the support of the new life which has
been brought into the world"
Mason went away joyfully, but as he
passed out of the court room door, his
mother raised her finger in warning and
said: THE next time you get drunk,
III have nothing more to do with you"
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
Holly Funeral Tomorrow.

See Shafer's Chrysanthemum Display
All other choice cut flowers. 14th & Eye
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03

Beautiful Chrysanthemums
many different varieties; also home
grown roses, violets, &C, at Guides, 1214 F.
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
VIRGINIA APPLE DISPLAY.
Exhibit of Fine Fruit Being Shown
Mt Southern Railway ONCE.

ut Southern RAILWAY ONCE.
At the Southern Railway Company's
ticket Office, 7O5 Fifteenth street north
west, there was yesterday placed on
display a splendid exhibition of apples
grown in the Shenandoah Valley of
Virginia by the North Shenandoah Fruit
Growers Association. The fruit is be-
ing displayed here by c. NJ. Borum.
representative of the Southern Railway
in the Virginia valley, and was picked
from trees IN the vicinity of Strasburg,
Shenandoah County, Va.
No finer apples are grown anywhere
in the United States than in the Vir-
ginia valley and in the territory repre-
sented by this association, who are to-
day placing an exhibit at the great
National Land Show, to be held at
Madison Square Garden, New York City,
where this fruit will come into competi-
ton with the apples from Oregon and
Washington.
These apples are grown Immediately
on the line of the Southern Railway in
the famed Shenandoah Valley, between
Massanetta and North mountains. The
varieties shown are York Imperial,
Winesap, Mammoth Black Twig, Grimes
Golden, and all varieties grown in other
sections of the country.
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03

The funeral of William H. Holly will
be held from the home Of his daughter,
Mrs. Martha Russell, II street north
west, at IL o'clock tomorrow morning
Rev. Hugh T. Stevenson, assisted by
Rev. w. o. S. Thomas and Rev. c. L.
Fultz, will conduct the services. Inter-
ment will be in Glenwood Cemetery,
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
GIFT FROM BELMONT.
Presents Cavalry Breeding Farm
with Two More StaIIIOns.

Announcement is made by the War
Department that August Belmont has
presented the army with two more thor
oughbred stations for the cavalry breed
ing farm at Front Royal, Va. These
horses are Vestibule, two years old,
sired by Rocksand out OF Watervale,
and Footprint. three years old, sired by
Rocksand out of Fetish.
These are highly valuable horses and
are welcomed by all cavalry officers of
the army. They will be shipped in a
few days to Front Royal from Mr.. Bel
mont's stock farm on Long Island.
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
A Word to the Retail Grocer

cate. much { you
ness You also know that you not
Sn % 5 s ns . nnS. 1 10 I %" E@ D% n & Is 5 T % in ths
haven't had the ne
thinking along line which is of such
are an aEe a
have seen the stage coach displaced Dy ~
here to Fran
formerly
point where IT takes millions Of dollars and
thine
following.
BEG TO ANNOUNCE THAT THEY HAVE JUST THE
CONTAINED FORMERLY OPERATED BY Mr. BACK
% sLo~GT Low m AT @ TIE Eve ToRHh % % of TT on .E ON sHT
URpAY NEXT AT FIFTY CENTS ON THE DOLLAR" &C.
sIowsaIt ou-perhnps doesn't why We will tell
with his and had
to Keep the wolf from the door he must hike down the
&
Co. extremely
If
auckstep.
work one why
doing profitable while
THINGS LEARNED THAT PROG
CHAsEs GOODS IN CARLOAD LOTS AND DISTRIBUTES THEM
HATION MEET WEEK AND OPEN BIDS FROM MANUFAC
Frequently
MEMBERS ORGANIZATION N
sUMER A LOWER PRICE WHOLE
RETAILER BUYING ALONE. THAT, AFTER
MEMBERS ORGANIZATION HAVE PURCHASED
GOODS THE RIGHT PRICE, THEY USE THE COLUMNS THE
PATRONS HIGH-CLASs
LOwER-GRADE
GROCERs
BECAUSE THEIR METHODS CONDUCTING BUSINESS,
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS, LOOKED
PATRONS AND NEIGHBORS AS BEING INTELLI
n
embe hip in he Lea of COnsu mers rIends.
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
Cnrneta anh Rnr. CIenned RIrI

Pied Piper OF HameIIn,
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03
LOCAL MENTION.
EXCURSIONS TODAY.

Norfolk and Washington Steamboat Company's
steamers from foot Of Seventh street for Old Point
Cr'mfort and Norfolk daily at 645 p. m.
Steamer Charles Macalester for Mount Vernon and
Marshall Hall leaves Seventh street wharf at 10
a. m. and Is p. m daily. except Sunday.
Cars from Fifteenth street and New York avenue
every quarter hour for main entrance Zoo Park,
Chevy Chase and Kensington.
Washington Baltimore and Annapolis Electric
Railway operates sixtythTee limited trains each day
between Washington and Baltimore. leaving FIf-
teenth street aid New York on the hour
and half hour. Also trains to Annapolis five min
utts after the hour.
Cars from Fifteenth and streets northeast direct
TO National Trimming School and Badensburg
Chesapeake Beach train schedule in railroad
column. Take New York avenue columbia Linel
street car. For additional information phone Lin
coin l69
To Great FalIs-Grslt Falls and Old Dominion
Railroad cars every few minutes from Thirty-sixth
and II streets
Carpets and Rugs Cleaned Right.
Injury to weave or color is unheard Of
when Conger cl cans floor coverings. Moth
proofing without extra cost Phone w.
AZ for wagon to call. I'D & n. Y. ave.
Christianity was first introduced into japan in
1873.
Pied Piper of HameIIn.
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03

Game of billiards was imported into
England from France in the sixteenth
century. Shakespeare represents Cleo
patra as enjoying this form of amuse-
nent in Egypt.
The Washington herald., 1911-11-03

Th' worst sudden adversely is
gittin' married on a salary.
A theatrical agent asked tn
manager o Melodeon Hall bout tn
acoustic properties, an tn mana
ger said you could hear an egg
drop in any part O tn house.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
NAVAL STATION At
WESTPORT SUNDAY
Many Vessels at Westport Dock Give
Appearance Of Big Fleet SUM-
day Afternoon

All the vessels In the HarbOr SEEM
ed to assemble down at Westport
Sunday afternoon. The warm day in
duced hundreds of people from the
cities to seek recreation at the beach
ard all the passenger boats were press
ed into service. At one time six
steamers lay at the dock, including
the Champion, Harbor Belle. Fleet.
wood. Harbor Queen, Skookum and
Union. In addition there were a score
"of minor craft, launches and dories.
All the vessels were crowded with
Sunday excursionists. They swarm.
Led out to the beach at Westport and
bathing proved to be very popular,
the water being at the best tempera-
trre thus far in the season. COhas.
sett was the Mecca of many city
dwellers. The Essex proved equal
to the occasion, however, and the
famous chicken dinners satisfied all
their guests.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
COLONISTS RATES WILL
ATTRACT MANY SETTLERS

PORTLAND, Ore, July 16.-(Spe.
ciaD.-Colonists coming to the Paci.
fic Northwest, will have their inning
next fall from September Is to Octo-
ber Is. these dates having been fix
ed by the railroads for the period
of low one-way fares to Washington
and Oregon. During this period a
heavy movement of settlers is expect.
ed, the railroads having already had
many inquiries as to rates and dates
of sale. Fares to the Pacific Coast
will be as heretofore. Any point in
Washington or Oregon from St. Paul
or the Missouri River terminals may
be reached for $25 or $33 from Chica.
go, with corresponding reductions
from other points.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
ELKS WILL GO
TO POTLATCH
Local Lodge to Appear En-
Costume at Seattle Cele-
bration Saturday

The Aberdeen Elks are to attend
the Golden Potlatch at Seattle next
Saturday, as the guests of the Seat
tie lodge. Saturday is Elks' Day at
the great Fete, and the Seattle lodge
has been so insistent both by letter
and by telegram that the local lodge
come up for the occasion, that the in
vitation has been accepted and large
number will attend from here. The
local delegation will leave in a spec
ial car attached to the evening train
Friday. Arriving in Seattle about
midnight they will go to their hotel,
where reservations are already made.
They will enjoy the Potlatch on Sat
urday under the hospitality of their
Seattle brethren. In the evening they
will appear in the great Elks' par
ade. They will return Sunday morn
ing.
Kaufman Brothers are busy at pres.
ent preparing the customes to be worn
by the members in the big parade.
The uniforms will consist of a pur-
pie Turkish tunic, gathered about the
waist by a white cord, and with the
word Aberdeen" printed in white
across the breast. For caps the Turk
ish fez with a white tassel will be
worn. The letters "B. P. o. E. 593" will
appear on the cap. White stockings
and white tennis shoes form the foot
gear. The members will carry white
parasols on the march, and at the
signal of the whistle will maneveur
the parasols cleverly.
This is the first time the local
lodge has taken much part in outside
Elks affairs. but they plan to pay
more attention to that line than hith-
erto. Already the Elks are planning
for a costume to be worn at the Port
land National Convention next sum-
mer. The lodge expects to go down
in a body if possible. and hopes to
capture the prize.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
NEW MANAGER AT
FAIRMONT; WILLIAMS QUITS

On Friday Tom Williams disposed
of his interest in the Fairmont hotel
to Mark Snyder, who has assumed full
management. Mr.. Williams and his
family will return to Seattle, which
was their home before coming to this
ed the Fairmont ever since its open
ing several months ago, has leased the
basement of the Hoge building in Sc
attic, where he will open a first.class
rathskeller and bar He will leave for
Seattle probably this week.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17

ever, and then few of the seamen
took issue with him personally. Thorn
was for arguing about closed shop,
union label, ct cetera; but the sailor
was for upholding the honor of the
navy. mo mental argument but
force,' as the sailor expressed it. No
riot threatened in the least. The dis
temper was almost wholly individual
and really was not serious. Clash
ing even between those who argued
was improbable.
Sergeant Church and Officer Smith,
however, seeing the disturbance and
the crowd blockading the street, push
in and separated the disputants. The
sailors Gained down, but Thorn per-
sisted in his volubility, talking in stage
monologue, trying like Hamlet in soil.
loquy to convince himself Of his in
nocence, or by dramatic effort to con-
vey the impression of a martyrdom
as heroic as that of the early saints.
Though warned to desist he contin-
ued his defamation till Officer Smith
seized him, jerked him through the
crowd and hurried him to the police
station, where he was later released
on bail on the charge of disorderly
conduct.
The crowd hung around. however,
gathering and dissolving with the
constantly shifting groups of jack
les in their natty uniforms of blue
flannels and duck hats. One SYM
pathetic sailor tried to get his mate
away from the contention, even ex-
tending the usually effective offer of
drink. The mate was not to be
called from his process OF justifying
himself before the public "Pugilism
or socialism! Whatever you want
he said to the becalmed civilians. His
friend tugged at his sleeve so insist
emily, however, that then the two sea-
men got into difficulty. The one call
ed his would-be helper a "Jew" and
the fray was on. The surging jackey
for whom the deck was somewhat
rolling, crashed into an officer and
turned turtle. Arising, with mingled
air of anger and humility, he volun-
teered explanation. of 'cer." he said,
"he called me a Jew. I'm not. I'm
of German descent" The officer prod
ded them along, however, and dis
persed the company.
One tar. speaking with added air
of authority from the fact that he
was on his second enlistment, phras.
ed the whole philosophy in a sen.
tence that tanged with the true salt
of the sea. These farmers from
Missouri and Kansas come aboard
After they've shipped for few weeks
till the seasickness Is worn off, when
they come ashore and get few beers
they think they're the whole navy.
Sailors? Why they couldn't sail
dishpan out of ten story window"
BY the way, isn't it Sheridan in his
comedy, "She Stoops to
Conquer" who says, IAN innkeeper,
who is also a philosopher"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
Seamen From Torpedo Boats
Clash With Street Orator
Reforming Society
NO RIOT THREATENED
Crowd Bent on Seeing The
Fun When Cops
Interfere

Given several score of jackies with
shore leave till morning, add social
lists, l. w. WIS and crowd of stim-
ulating bystanders, lubricate we'll with
"red eye and tarantula juice" and
the mixture Is one that is bound to
effervesce. That was the combina-
ton and such was the result Friday
evening on the down town streets.
The whole affair bore in fact a metro
politan air that would do justice to
Seattle or Frisco when the floating
population is set adrift with liquid
cargo. The scene was somewhat un.
usual for Aberdeen, where street rows
are not on the regular order of bust
ness.
The trouble Friday night started
down on Heron and G street, on the
corner by the Heffron saloon. A few
socialists, l. w. WIS or other inspired
oracles of social reform were with
characteristic ease solving economic
problems by means of much enthus-
iasm, bad grammar and extravagant
statement. The small crowd that u.s.
ually gathers round the socialist and
other labor agitators in their street
addresses was swelled this time by
the presence of a score of seamen
from the torpedo flotilla resting in
the Harbor.
Naturally others gathered about till
a. crowd had assembled.
This was new port for the sailors,
and as always-Yokohoma, Frisco,
Port Said, Rio Janiero, Singapore
they were out to see the town in true
sailor fashion. To them Aberdeen
probably seemed like dull town, so
after shipping a few seas" they hove
to at the socialist gathering. They
contented themselves for time with
"ragging," interrupting, agreeing, pro-
testing, gesticulating, to the speak
er's embarrassment and the crowds
One bold navigator even
essayed to mount the box and ex-
pound labor doctrine from the naval
standpoint, but his exuberant CON-
rades quickly pushed him from his
pedestal. Good nature
prevailed for the most part, till one
of the orators for the II Won't Works"
cast some aspersions upon men who
enlisted in the navy viewed as Ia
Dor.
Then the protests became loud and
the Interruptions real. The jackies
were on their dignity in a moment
to protect the honor of the United
States Navy" The speaker W. A.
Thorn. was allowed to conclude, how.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
Battling Nelson Of Pugilistic
Fame Is to Have Bout
With Austin
TOM WILLIAMS MANAGER
Bouts Prohibited Elswhere In
State to be Tolerated Here
Apparently

Battling Nelson of pugilistic fame
is to appear at the Grand theater
next Wednesday evening. He will
put on boxing exhibition with Lon
ME Austin, former athletic instructor
of the Seattle Athletic club. So far
as is known the authorities have en-
tered no protest to the bout, so local
patrons of the art pugilistic are whet-
ting their appetites for thrilling
contest.
Tom Williams, formerly proprietor
of the Fairmont. is responsible for
getting Nelson and Austin to appear
here. Williams has been working for
some time to perfect the arrange
ments. Saturday morning he receiv-
ed a wire from Nelson that he would
leave Portland, where he has been
in training Monday.
Nelson has been one of the head
liners on the sporting page for many
years. He was One-time light weight
champion of the world, being defeat
ed by Wolgast, who now holds the
title. Nelson died hard, however. and
Is still decidedly in the fighting game.
Austin is we'll known among western
boxers. He worked with Tommy
Burns in the old days at Seattle. and
has served as trainer for many prom
Using boxers, among whom are Pete
McVeigh and Jack Lester. Austin is
said to be an extremely scientific
handler of the gloves.
Therefore. all those who want to
see genuine stand-up-and-take-yo
medicine, realistic assault and bat
terry. not interfered with by law. un-
der the benevolent title of "sparring"
exhibition. will please step up at the
box Office OF the Grand theater. We'd
nesday night, pay your money. and
get all you want.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
WALTZ CONTEST HELD
At ELECTRIC PARK

A large crowd thronged the pavilion
at Electric Park Saturday night the
attraction, aside from the regular
dancing, being a waltz contest that
took place in the course of the even-
ing. A number of walters partici-
pated in the contest and the compe-
tition was close. The judges finally
awarded first SO, to Miss Georgia
Donnelly, and second prize to Miss
Mildred Madden. Those who served
as Judges were: A. c. Girard and Sid
Halbert Of Hoquiam and Harry Phipps
of Aberdeen.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
HOTEL OPENING
PRETENTI0US
The New Hotel Washington
Thrown Open Saturday
SPECIAL PROGRAM GIVEN
Big Crowd Cines at Hotel In
spect lmprovements--New
Equipment
SPECIAL PROGRAM GIVEN

The grand opening of the New Hotel
Washington held last Saturday night
was quite pretentous affair. Hun
dreds of people thronged through the
dining rooms, the parlOrs and the lob
by. From early in the evening till
after midnight the festivity kept up.
the tables in the main dining room
being filled the whole time. The guests
had opportunity to inspect and ad-
mire the new equipment of the hotel
and it's appointments for improved
service. The entire first floor was
prettily decorated, every available
ledge being used to support huge
bowls of roses. A large welcome"
sign made of roses was fixed over the
entrance to the dining room.
Throughout the evening musical
program was rendered. Miss Goldie
Redinger gave several piano numbers.
Vocal numbers, solos and chOruses.
were rendered by Allan Dougherty.
Rudolph Allen, Fred Redinger, N. P.
Bryan and Messrs. Hartwell, Phipps
w. Wood and Falkner. The special
attraction of the evening was party
of Scotch Highlander, who appeared
in songs and dances. with bag-pipe
accompaniment. The Highlanders
were brought down from Tacoma es-
pecially for the opening. Those in
the party were: A. S. Drummond.
Mrs. F. P. Mcintyre and Miss Mcln-
tyre, Wallace Mcleod. A. Lowe. and
w. A. Pearson.
Many dinner parties were held BY
city folk and many friends Of the
hotel came from other points to at.
tend the opening. Among the guests
were Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Carstens.
Tacoma; Chas. Boynton and wife, and
Miss Jane Boynton, Of Elma; Mr.. and
Mrs. Anders, Miss Anders and Mr..
Doane. of Olympia; Mr.. and Mrs.
Crist of Montesano; Dick Ryan of the
Centralia hotel, Centralia, and the fol-
lowing list from Seattle: Mr.. and
Mrs. w. H. Murphy and family, w.
M. Pease, H. E. Jones, I. Seitzick,
E. j. Shackelford, F. r. Gibson, I.
l.. Strong. R. L. Munro, G. r. Drever,
H. E. Torner, H, Tweiner:
Tho New Hostelry
The past months improvements
have been made at the popular hostel
ry, approximating, it is stated. $685.
900. A new four story annex, of re-
inforced concrete, has been added on
the K street frontage. Not only has
the annex given more room, but it
has allowed complete remodelling
of the lower floor. The lobby, which
is the principal room on the floor
has been doubled in size, and much
new furniture added. The bar has
been increased in size, also the din.
ing room and grill. The pool and
billiard room has been made three
times larger.
The new dining room is especially
attractive. The work on decorating
the rooms shows at once artistic de-
sign and careful execution. Green Is
the prevailing color, the tones being
soft and especially we'll blended. The
panel effect is used to advantage. and
china. rail in white encircles the
room.
Messrs. Griffin and Morck feel Just.
ly proud of their efforts in providing
an up-to-date hotel for the city, and
are especially we'll pleased at the
generous response on the part of the
public at their grand opening Satur-
day night
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-07-17
WEEKLY LUNCHEON

In accordance with the custom of
changing monthly, the weekly lun-
cheon of the Chamber of Commerce
will be at Hotel Washington at noon
tomorrow. AS several matters of i'm
portance are to be discussed, a full
gathering is desired.