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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-03
Regular Bill PASSES.

Senator Lodge saw trouble coming.
SO lie made q point of order against
the am endment. declaring 1t to be an
attempt to put general Legislation on
an appropriation bill Vice President
Sherman sustained the point Of order.
The regular appropriation bill then
was passed The Senate then took UP
and quickly disposed OF the diplomatic
and consular bill, carrying about S4,-
coo. 900. and the fortihcations bill, car
rying s5.o0o,oOo. 1t had required just
fifteen minutes to get these three sup
ply measures out OF the way.
This was entirely too rapid to suit
the plans of Senator owen. So when
the Military Academy appropriation
BILL carrying Sl.soo000. was taken up,
he began a little flibustering. a num-
Der of Senator'S both Democrats and
Republicans, pleaded with him not to
stand in the way Of the supply bills
"I want to force an extra session.
he told them. this Congress has no
moral right TO pass these measures"
While the Senator was engaged in
explaining his attitude to the coteria
I Of Senator's about him, the reading
clerk, through pure inadvertence."
overlooked about fifteen pages Of the
bill. and the first thing Senator Owen
knew the bill was being read second
time for amendment
The Senator Interrupted. and insisted
that all amendments be explained. The
clerk was reading an amendment at
the time.
"In the absence OF an explanation,
said Senator owen. II demand the
yeas and nays on the pending amend
ment,"
'The clerk will repeat the amend :
ment," directed Vice President Sher-
man.
"on page nineteen. line four" read
the clerk. after the word architect,
insert comma"
The Senate roared with laughter.
Senator Owen at once held up his
hand In support of his demand for the
yeas and nays. and they We're denied.
Along toward 6 o'clock. when 1t was
announced that recess until S:l5
would be asked for, Senator Owen said
he would let the Military Academy bill
pass "But IL this practice is TO COLI
tinue." he added IF these big bills are
to be hurried through in this fashion.
shall insist that every Item in each
bill be separately read and separately
voted upon"
ordered.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
Brain Fag.

lie belonged to the class OF WORK
man known as "unskilled-very," ana
ne had not tasted food for "a hours
or 80 he told the benevolent gentle
man who answered his knock.
"Twentyfour hours? Bless my
soul" exclaimed the benevolent gent.
Jobs are scarce just now, but I've q
barrel of potatoes, some of which !
fancy are little decayed, and II
voum come in and sort EN- out III
give you meal"
The applicant accepted eagerly ana
started upon his work, But when his
genial benefactor popped in half an
hour later to see how things were pro
crossing he found him resting dis
consolately, with his head between
his hands,
what's the natter he asked
"Is the work too hard for YOU
NO, the works easy enough re
plIed the man. with n perplexed looF
at the half.sortod vegetables; but, be
gosh, It's an awful strain on the 'uds
ment!"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
KEEP RESIN0L ONT
MENT IN THE HOUSE
And Keep II Where You Can Put
Your Hand on II at Moments
Notice.

The prompt application OF Resinol
ointment to burns or scalds Will not
only soothe and heal but prevent the
formation of distiguring scars. Resi-
mol ointment Is the greatest OF all
emergency remedies for home use
1t is the best dressing for cuts,
wounds and abrasions of the skin OF
any kind. II is specific for various
forms OF eruptive skin diseases, &c.
zema. letter. herpes. erythema. ring
worm, BARRIERS itch, erysipelas, poison
ivy, stings OF insects. etc. Restnol
stops itching instantly, and is the in
dictated remedy for itching piles.
Resinol ointment contains no harm
full, poisonous or irritating ingredient.
Rcsnol soap is a healing as well as a
cleansing compound, and should be
used when necessary in conjunction
with Resnol ointment. Resinol
comes in opal Jars at fifty cents and
one dollar At all druggists. Resinol
Chemical Co., Baltimore, Md.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE
CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION

druggist Mfr j J. Petty OF Unionviiias
Mo, MIR George w. Zimmerman OF Hay-
risburg Pa. and many others OF both
sexes and tn all parts OF the country nrss
used n sample bottle and now have n
regularly in tho house.
You will learn TO do away with saltst
waters and cathartcs for these are ous
temporary rclicfs while Or. CaldwelPs
Syrup pcpsiu IL guaranteed to euro per
mancntly. II Will train your stomach and
bowel muscles so that they will do thefs
work again naturally without outside aid
cast aside your skepucism and try Syrup
pcpsin.
For tine free sample address Dr. W, Il
Caldwell 20l Caldwell building, Month
cello. H.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Slow-Coach Willis
BY TEMPLE BAILEY


Willis l.amphear had been slow
boy RI school, and his young man
hood had not seemed to bring q
sharpening of his wits. He had thus
become IN a sense a butt for tho Jokes
of the community Smart young men
laughed al him when they talked to
their swccthearts They made fun OF
his deliberate ways. his Htammering
speech; and ut church gatherings and
at country dances he was left to him.
self BY the girls. Their eyes and
ears were for the more alert young
men who knew how to attract aud
hold their attention.
So It happened that Willis when he
was thirty was not married lie
knew little Of the pursuit OF women
somewhat wisttnlly he wished for a
wife. hut none of the girls had seemed
70 care for his attentions, and so he
had withdrawn more and more into
himself
He lived with his father and mother
in square house at the edge OF the
NllldSt. he was ItI ntluFNt bNl Nv
was not "NtrayaEant. and 80 he built
w gradually a littlr fortune. An In,
hCritauoc from an uncle added to his
ncstc|g increasing II 10 sum OF
some Importance so tlat ono day
Willis went to the city and consulted
II shrowd friend as to Investments, II
seemed That there was a wonderful
opening IN oil lands. and Willis
bought a year later he was rich
man, but so gradually had he acquired
his fortune that no ono IN his native
village or IN the surrounding country
dreamed that "Sow.Coach Willis" as
they called him. could buy out any
farmer or merchant in the com
munity,
The old folks died and Willis, now
n man Of forty looked around for a
hOusekeepur Some few q the girls
who had nouted him In the days OF
their youth were now willing to over
look his deficiencies for the sake OF
comfortable home But he would
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
FRENCH BEAN COFFEE,
A HEALTHFUL DRINK

The healthiest ever; you can grow
It in your own garden on n small
patch 10 by 10, producing 80 pounds or
more. Ripens in Wisconsin 80 days.
Used in great quantities in France,
Germany and all over Europe. Send
10 cents in stamps and we will mail
you package giving fun culture di'
rections as also our mammoth seed
catalcg free, or send 81 cents and get
in addition to above 10000 kernels
indispensable vegetable and flower
seeds--enough for bushels OF vege.
tables and flowers. John A. Salzer
Seed Co, 1S2 s. Sth St. La Crosse, Wis.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

have none of them He chose In.
stead an ancient dame whose rcputa
ton for cooking was unimpeachable,
But he did not marry
Yet in his slow way he was always
looking for romance. He loved the
flowers in the spring, the song of the
birds in the still woods, tho whistle
Of the wind on blustery nights. Aud
he would have loved the romance OF
tho hearthstOne as we'll.
He had no desire to be accepted
for his possessions. He knew what
the village girls had thought OF him,
and in his dull way he had resented
It,
AS he grew older his mind dwelt
often on the home that he might have
fitted up for a wife. He took trips
now and then to the city and grad.
ually began to acquire belongings
such as no woman In that village had
seen.
Not trusting his own taste. he con.
suited his shrewd lawyer friend as
20 the best shops. and there we went,
10 be shown exquisite wares from all
parts OF the world,
Gradually It began to be whispered
that Willis was a rich man.
you should see the front bed
room" said the gossips. ut is all in
mink with white lace covers for the
beds and pink silk curtains at the
windows. and the furniture is old ma.
hogany. and there are silver things
on the dresser"
II was said that there were won
icrful pictures in the big, square par
lor and strange rugs from eastern
countries.
And what can he do with 1t all,
should like to know" said n woman
who had scornad MIN when they
were girls. 1T Is sin and shame
for It TO be wasted
put Il was not to be wasted. One
winter day romance came suddenly
into the life of Willis Lamphear. He
had been making purchases at a great
shon in the city II was in the busy
holiday season, and at one of thC
counters a girl tainted. She was {
little slip OF thing with white
face and pale gold hair 1t was VII
lis who picked her up, crowding be
hind tho counter and lifting her II
his strong arms as II she had beer
a feather He carried her to the ele
vator and stayed with her until the,
reached the eighth floor where there
was a hospital for employees.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

when n person has become discouraged
through years Of failure to md - cure,
and finally. perhaps. gives up trying, It
ia small wonder that no becomes skcp-
teal And yet. to all who have con-
stipation We would say. TRY Just ono
thing more"
We wish vnu would try Or. CaldwelIs
Syrup popsiu laxative tonic that has
been used for generation. Thousands
are using t. surely some OF your friends
among tho number. You can buy It Of
any druggist at nifty cents and one dol
lar bottle but better stll, send your
name and address, to Ur. Caldwell 10" n
free sample bottle. lie will send you
enough to convince you Of It's merits, n
then II you like 1t YOU can buy 1t VI " i
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
Fanlnu the Future.

Even when Henrietta gets the
vote" said MIR. Meekton. Il don't be-
lieve she will be quite satisfied"
"Why not?"
Wen have to reorganize tho ballot
SO that when there's an election she
can stay home and let me attend TO
that along with the rest OF the er.
rands"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
School BOYS, Garden,

An admirable scheme TO have a
school boys garden next year, has
been planned by the authorities Of
Filming, n. Y Last summer a hun
bred boys made good as farmers Of
vacant lots. and # is now proposed to
place practically all such unused
property in the city under cultivation,
the pupils OF the public schools to be
The gardeners and to reap the profits
from their products
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
Colds and ChiIls Bring Kidney Ills

March and the months of colds
the troubles
hzzeein ynrcsan nc
shurle ktnevSI
DnnS Kidney Pills u the and spring
Suongteh nonp
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

81 don't know whether to recognize
him here in town or not. He 10 Just
an acquaintance made at Monte
Carlo"
"But didn't you promise to marry
him."
Yes: but that was all
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
Hoods
SarsapariIla

Leads all other medicines in
the cure of all spring ailments,
humors, loss of appetite, that
tired feeling, paleness and
nervousness. Take it.
Get il today in usual liquid form or
chocoa.cd tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

II a man succeeded in discovering
perpetual motion he probably would
not feel as proud as he did when as
q boy he discovered that he could
whistle through his teeth.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
Cheerful AntIcIpatIon.

Have you seen my Descent Into
Hell?" asked n poet.
NO" said Curran, warmly; Il
should be delighted to see it."-From
Clark'e Eminent Lawyers"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

TTFH7
restless at night and IN the morning arose so
tired as to be almost unable to do my house
work Tho kidney sccretionH were unuat.
ural and gave me n great deal Of trouble.
one day ! suddenly fell to the floor where
lay for long time unconscious. Three doc
tors who treated me diagnosed my case as
paralysis and said they could do nothing for
me As a last resort ! began using Doans
Kidney Pills and was permanently cured. !
am stronger than before In many years and
in perfect condition
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach liver and bowels
BugarcoNted, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Garfield Tea stimulates the liver cor.
reefs constipation clclnses the syttrm and
rids the blood OF impurities All druggists.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
rr, Mur,ns nrn nnmedr for nod,

Try Murine Eye Hemedy Tor Hed.
Whtcry Eyes and Granulated Eyelids.
No Smnrting-Just Eye Comfort Mu-
rine Eye Saive In Aseptic Tubes New
Size 25c. Murine Eye Remedy Liquid
2bo and SOC
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Actions, looks. words-steps from
the alphabet by which you spell char
acter.--Lavater.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
Without Her Face

"He thinks she is charming"
"He-what!"
He only saw her with her hat on.
you know"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
THOUGHTS OF FOOD.

Dreamy Dupont--Dey say dat a man
down east has invented Il machine fer
photygraflln' what a Teller thinks.
Windy RIycrs-Well, II dat guy
could only photygral what's on mo
mind al dis minute he'd git an epicu.
rean masterpiece dat would make yer
sit up and take notice.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUINISE.-
That il LAXATIVE HROAu QTININE Look foI
he signature OF b w GRONh. iced the World
over to Cure Cold In one Day 25c
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Lewis Single Binder. straight 5c-many
smokers prefer them to loo cigars.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Many a young man earns a living By
working his father.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Even the truth may be told with an
intention to deceive.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

The busiest thing In the world Ia
idle curiosity.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Yesterday is certain; tomorrow. IN
certain; today. half and half.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

PILES CURED IN 10 Ia DAYS
You drusgist Will refund money II PA20 ONT.
HINT fails TO cure any case of Itching. Blind
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

Town criers we're abolished when
yomcn's cluba were organized.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30
TEN YEARS OF SUFFER-


Perfect Health by Doans Kidney Pills.
Mrs Narcissa Waggoncr CarterviIc H., r. f D No ?,
says For suffered terribly with backacbes
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

neys, IOITONtu by n sIODPABt OF IHO UTIH"' 7
called in n physician but he gave me only
temporary relief, by drawing the urine with
q cathotur | was soon In such agony |
could not lie in bed, and for -four weeks sat
in chair. propped up by pillows. After
about month, 1t seemed az If something
burst and passed regular food Of water,
mixed with blood and muCus After that |
had not n particle of control over the sccre-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

my kidneys in perfect condition"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

tons The could do for and every
one thought would die My friends marvel at my recovery
Nine boxes Of Doans Kidney Pills saved life and made
permanent gained % pounds and have had no trouble
since"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-30

TERRIBLE CASE OF DRoPsY.
Lebanon Ind, Man Vivid Description Of His Suffering
John T Anderson ca W Main ST. Lebanon, Ind, says,
81 was taken suddenly agonizng pains through my Kid
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-01-24

president of the Equitable Life Assur-
anee society and secretary of the navy
under Theodore Roosevelt, died of
cerebral hemorrhage, in the Hotel
Seymour here tonight. His wife and
his elder brother, Joy, were summon
ed to his side, but he was dead at a
quarter to o'clock, a few minutes
before they arrived, and an hour after
he was stricken. His close friend, E..
J. Berwynd, arrived a few moments
earlier, perhaps ten minutes before
he breahhed his last, but he was I'M
conscious from the moment of the
stroke, and neither recognized those
about him nor spoke. The coroner's
Office is satisfied that death resulted
from natural causes and there will be
no autopsy.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-01-24
MONUMENT AT CLINTON.
Daughters of the Confederacy Present
City Of Clinton With Handsome
Monument.

Clinton, Jan. 19.-Anid inspiring g
ceremonies, the monument to the Con-
federate veterans, erected by the
Stephen D. Lee chapter, Daughters of
the Confederacy, was unveiled here to-
day. Gen. NJ. L. Bonham, of Ander-
son. made the oration of the day, pay
ing a. beautiful tribute to the soldiers
of the Confaderacy and to its women.
The monument was presented on be-
half of the Daughters by the Rev. W.
P. Jacobs, his speech being read by
his son, the Rev. J. F. Jacobs. DR..
Jacobs was sick and unable to attend.
The speech OF acceptance was made
by the Rev. J. E. Mahaffey,. pastor OF
the Methodist church. The exercises
we're presided over by Prof. W. E.
Spencer, and the opening and closing
prayers were made by the venerable
Rev. Harrison Fowler.
The strings unVeiling the shaft were
pulled by sixteen little boys and girls,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-01-24
sustain his allegation"

sustain his allegation"
The Anderson Mail puts it thus
strongly-and the Mail is right:
1--WE would not let Catholic priest
use the columns of this paper to abuse
the Protestants, and common decency
would keep US from permitting q. Pro-
testant minister use the paper to
abuse the Catholics, although the
Catholics are in a hopeless minority
in this part of the country and al
though abuse of the Catholics is about
the whole stock in trade Of some Pro-
testant minister's"
We are somewhat surprised that the
Anderson Intelligencer should have
published this letter, which the Mail
refused to publish.
1t is none of our affair, but we have
read the letter in the Intelligencer,
and if we understand the Christian
spirit, this letter is certainly lacking
in it.
Mr.. Dwyer was in Newberry ar
raigning the Catholic church, and The
Herald and News published in reply
to Dwyer the letter Of the Rev. Mr..
Gwynn. We thought it was due the
Catholic church and it's members that
this reply be. published. =
We know some mighty\good Protes-
tants, and we know some mighty good
Catholics. The present chief justice of
the supreme court of the United States
is Catholic. We regret to state that
there are 40 doubt some mighty bad
Protestaalts and some mighty bad
Catholics.
It rs not our purpose to go into a
discussion of the relative merits of the
beliefs of Catholics and Protestants.
But we do want to say that we believe
vituperation and abuse heaped upon
Catholics by Protestants or upon Pro-
testants Catholics will hurt those
from whoh it comes more than those
at whom it is aimed.
What we need in the world is more
brotherly spirit and more Christian
charity-and some Protestants who
have been abusing the Catholics are
sadly in need of it. No church organ
ization is perfect, because nothing is
perfect this side of heaven, but let's
each help the other in the good it is
doing. -
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-01-24
the only weekly in the state~excef>
The Herald and News that is pub
lishing the address this week.-Abbe.
vile Medium. ~. Iii
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
.. COUNTY OF NEWBERRY.

By Frank M. schumpert, Esquire, Pro-
bate Judge. i:
Whereas, H. H. Abrams hath made
suit to me, to grant him Letters Of
Administration of &ne estate of and
effects of N. P. Abrams. 80
These are therefore to cite and adj:
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said N. P. Abrams
deceased, that they be and appear be-
fore me, in the court, of probate, to
be held at Newberry, S. c., on the 9Th
day of February next after publication
thereof, at II o'clock in the forenoon
to show cause, if any they have, why
the said administration should not be-
granted.
Given under my hand, this 25d day:
Of January, Ammo Domini, 1911 - .
Frank NJ Schumpert,
J. P. N. G.
1-242t-1taw.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-01-24
National Lecturer of W. C. T. q.

Miss Rheua E. G. Mosher, B. S., of
Westfeld, N. j., field secretary of the
Young Woman's branch and national
lecturer of the Woman's Christian
Temperance union, will lecture We'd
1esday evening at 7.3O o'clock in the
Methodist church. A collection will
be taken.
She will also lecture at the high
school Thursday morning, and at the
college auditorium Friday morning at
8.45 o'clock.
Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock the
residence of Mrs. J. W. White there
will be special meeting for the public
school teachers. All ebe members and
friends Of the y nion af invited to at
tend. At the close of this meeting
there will be a social feature and
music.
Thursday evening at 7.30 o'clock
Miss Mosher will lecture at O'Neall
5reet church.
Miss Mosher is a talented woman,
a conservative speaker, who appeals
to the reason than the prejudice of her
hearers. Her discourses are powerful
appeals for righteous living in the
home and nation.
Miss Mosher is one of the most
winning and cultured of the National
w. G. T. U. speakers. During her stay
in Virginia she has won high praise as
a speaker of vim, fuency and convinc-
ing appeal. She is a fine type of
Christian womanhood and patriotic
belief and none but a charmed aud
ience leaves after hearing her talk.
A refreshing wit and hunlor make a
noticeable departure from the usual
speaker" "-Roanoke (Va.) News.
Searcy, Ark, Daily Citizens, says
that her Vast travelling and Var1ed eX-
perience has furnished her with a
great store of useful information,
amusing incidents and pathetic points.
Her originality was a gun that added
excellence to her strong arguments
against intemperance. All agree that
this was the best lecture delivered in
Searcy.
Rev. W. H. Bouton, of Union City
Tenn, said, I have heard Miss Willard
and many other famous speakers OF
her sex, and I am frank in saying
that Miss Mosher will not suffer in
comparison with the best of them. She
is doing a great good and merits the
sympathy and cooperation of all
Christian and temperance workers.