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Evening journal., 1911-11-08
WENONAH HITS
HIGH LINE HARD
JerSeymen Send Chickens
Home on Short End Of
40 tC 0 Score

Wenonah Academy trimmed Wiz
minetQn High. at Wenonah yesterday
80 to o. Wenonah outweighed VIII
mmg,on 80 pounds to man, ana had
no trouble hrC king through their
line for good gains aud long runs
On tho offence the High School
eleven was unable TO make any mark
cd impressions on tho line OF W.
nonah. and their gains were made
principally on the forward pass ana
inside track The boys of the Cherry
and White we're making a strong bid
for n touchdown ON two occasions, bur
tho tlmokeepers saved the Wenonan
boys. The High School team play ~
pluckv game. and showed malheO
Improvement over their former ue'
feats
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
WANT THEM AGAIN.

Constable Reed Of Newark, .yester-
day. secured at Magistrate Gluck-
mans Office warrants for Richard
Coleman and Jesse Clark who are
charged with attempted highway rob
berry It is alleged they tried to hold
up William Meredith near Newark
last Saturday night Meredith fright
ened them away by firing a revolver
at them and he was arrested and held
in 5000 bail for the Upper Court for
carrying a concealed weapon.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
MCDOWELL NAY RACE HERE.

Andy Mcdowell, the former inter
national driver and trainer, has
changed his quarters from Point
Breeze and has taken charge of j.
Bush Prices string. In his string
are: Zoar, bay colt. by Zombro, dam
Twenty-third, by Director; Lily of
the Blue, by Spokane Liberetto
Queen (3), by The Libretto. and Billy
c., b. g., by Cordova, 2.17 IA. Nc
Dowell will likely locate at the Will
mington (Del) half-mile track in
1912
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
900 MILES ON
MOTOR CYCLE

Following a trip Of six hundred
miles ON a motor cycle. Charles NJ.
Obcrlcy, Of this city. returned home
last evening Mr.. Oborloy visited
Pittsburgh, Sunbury, Steelton and
small towns i'm the mountainous sec
tions OF western Pennsylvania He
stopped over for two days at the
Pennsylvania State College, his alma
mater.
While on the trip. Mr.. Oberley had "a
blowout in his tire. near Sunbury, Pa,
and as he was going al a sixty mile
clip. he was thrown over the handle
! bars and against a fence.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

Mcrkle had touched second. CD
Brown Coakley and Overall. Chicago;
Wiltse and Mathewson. New York.
4) New York, 8 Chicago, 4.
Sporting Editor EVENING JOURNAL.
A bets that Chicago National
League player has led the National
League in batting; b bets that none
has ever had the honor. Who wins?
WIND.
b wins.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
ANOTHrR ONE FOR McDERMOTT

Charles McDermott. owner OF Cap
tain George. 2.09 IA. by Admiral
Dewey. 2O4 3-4. has purchased at pri-
vate sale for S400 the yearling pacing
nlly by Zombrc out Of Hazel Kinney,
2O0 "a; granddam Baby's Git, by
Christmas, son of Strathmore, and
placed the youngster in Bob Braw-
leys hands for education.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
JIRy SEES GIRLs' sCHOOL.

The New Castle county grand jury
Inspected the Delaware Industrial
School for Gipls yesterday and were
much pleased with the institution.
When the grand jury presents its re-
port TO the court several recommends
lions will be made regarding the
school
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
PICTrRE SHOW FOR CHURCH.

A motion picture entertainment VII
be given at ST. Peters Cathedral Hall
on Thanksgiving Day. for the benefc
of the fund for improvements. The
films will show the Eucharistic Con-
gress held at Montreal. Canada, and
other scenes of traveI and art chiefly
of a religious nature. The perform
ance will begin at 7.30 o'clock in tho
evening and there will also be a NATL
nee az 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
EAIR ASSnCIATION MEETING.

Shareholders Of the New Castle
County Fair Association will hold
their annual meeting in the Security
Trust aud Safe Deposit Company on
Tuesday. November u at $3.50 o'clock.
The annual election Of the Board of
Directors Will be held at that time.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
POLICE PENSION FUND.

The monthly meeting Of the Police
Pension Fund Commission was held
yesterday afternoon but lasted only
a few minutes, there being only rou-
tine busines to transact.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
ELsMERE WANTS CHANCE.

The Elsmere football team would
like TO arrange games for November
is and % and Thanksgiving Day,
Merwick and dupont Academy are
preferred. Address L. e. Work,
Richardson Park.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

Sporting Editor EVENING JOURNAL.
ID In the great Merkle game of
1908. who were the opposing pitchers?
(2) What was The final score?
(3D Who were the opposing pitch
ers i'm tho game following?
(4) What was the score?
BONE HEAD
ID Pfiester and Mathewson (2D
1 to l II would have been to if
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
After mperiaduPont Academy Boys Look GoodSport Odds
Y. NJ. c. 4. BOWLING.

In the handicap bowling matches
held last evening on the Y. NJ C. A.
alleys, James Walker defeated II. c.
Louder and Mr.. Colrax. Jr.. was VIC
torious over c. T. MacClellen. To-
nights schedule calls for a match be-
tween Jensen and Thompson and one
between A. S. Carthcart and II. #.
Dun On Thursday evening d. NJ.
Hilllgan Will meet A. B. Kersey. while
ON Friday evening. wilkins will op-
pose b. Stelle. The scores Of last
ovnpfua f,Ilouf.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

Largest line OF high grade smoking
tobacco in the state Selak and Hon.
man ,4lS Market streets
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
SPORT QUERIES ANSWERED

Sporting Editor EVENING JOURNAL
Bases are full, nobody out on one
man out, as the case may be. Tho
batter strikes out, but the catcher
drops the ball by accident or on pur-
pose. Is the batter out whether he
attempts to reach first or not?
G. b. c.
Batter Is out
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
a. WARS A SUNDAY SCHOOL.

Music, recitations ana promotions
will be the program at the niney-fifth
anniversary celebration Of First Pres
byterian Church Sunday school next
Sunday.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

Batter is out.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
The Art Department
In the Mill End Sale

A special lot of Muslin Squares and
Scarfs, good values at csc
Mill End Sale Price 12Lsc
Embroidered Centers, 1s-inch, reg
Mill End Sale Price 15c
Embroidered Centers, 22-inch. reg
u1ar price SEC
Mill End Sale Price 25c
Embroidered Centers, "a and 81
inch regular price SIC
Mill End Sale Price ACC
Squares, 27-inch, regular price SEC
Mill End Sale Price 39c
Embroidered Scarfs, with scalloped
edges, 1sx36, regular price SEC
Mill End Sale Price 25c
1Sx45, regular price 75c-
Mill End Sale Price 49c
1sx72, regular price Sc
Mill End Sale Price sec
Drawn Work Tea Cloths, "a and 72-
inch squares, value s1.50 and $3.50
Mill End Sale Prices CSC to SIPS
Pillows, all ready for use, filled with
fine silk floss
Tapestry covered. value 75c-
Mill End Sale Price 69c
Silkoline covered, value 49c-
Mill End Sale Price 42c
Satin and Silk, value 9Sc-
Mill End Sale Price 75c
Stamped Pillow Tops. regular 25c
and soc values
Mill End Sale Prices 1oc and 25c
Stamped Bags, in good assortment
of designs, regular price 25c-l
Mill End Sale Price 1876
Mill End Sale Price Sc
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Mill End Bargains

Real Cluny Lace Curtains, regular
price s1.75--
Mill End Sale Price pair s1.39
Curtains with Real Cluny Lace
Mill End Sale Price a pair $2.3e
Irish Point Curtains, regular price
Mill End Sale Price a pair s4.45
Linoleum, regular price Soc
Mill End Sale Price yard Acc
Floor Oil Cloth, regular price 25c-
Mill End Sale Price a yard 2oc
japanese Straw Mating, regullr
price CSC
Mill End Sale Price yard pc
Administer Carpet, regular price
Mill End Sale Price a yard 85c
Ten-wire Tapestry Carpet, regular
price Csc
Mill End Sale Price a yard 76c
Body Brussels Rugs, size 9x12 feet,
regular price $500
Mill End Sale Price $1e.75
Wilton Rugs, size 9x12 feet. regular
price $3.50
Mill End Sale Price $500
Wool Velvet Rugs, size 27x54 inches,
regular price $1.50-
Mill End Sale Price CSC
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Wash Goods Department
In the Mill End Sale

Apron Bingham, blue and white, in
full line of staple checks, also in
brown and white and green and white
value Sc
Mill End Sale Price a yard 5Ese
Plain Chambrays and Seersuckar
stripes in Ginghams, 81 inches wide,
regular Ice quality
Mill End Sale Price yard 7c
36-inch Percales, in variety of pat
terms both light and dark, in 10 to
2O-yard lengths, regular price 121kc-
Mill End Sale Price yard &c
Punjs4b Percales, the finest count
percales made to retail for 121ac-
Mill End Sale Price yard 1920
Chiffon Voiles, Gauze Marvels AMI
Cob-web Voiles light weight summer
dress materials, regular prices Zoe and
29c-
Mill End Sale Price yard 17c
Genuine Seco Silk, Sc inches wide,
In all the staple shades and novelties,
regular price 39c-
Mill End Sale Price yard 27c
Bordered Lawns and Dimities our
entire stock. all widths in a variety OF
styles and patterns, regular prices Use
and 29c-
Mill End Sale Price a yard 1876
Anderson's Scotch Ginghams, 80
inches wide, in a large variety of
plaids and stripes, absolutely fast col
ors, regular price 49c a yard
Mill End Sale Price yard 34c
Our entire line Of Silk and Cotton
Mixtures, comprising mul1s, jacquard
figures and diagonals, regular prices
SOC ard SEC
Mill End Sale Price a yard SIC
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Silk Department
In the Mill End Sale

Foulards, all Of our sL00 qualities
Mill End Sale Price a yard SIC
Colored Taffetas, regular SIC quail
Mill End Sale Price a ward acc
Colored Taffetas, regular Use quail
Mill End Sale Price yard acc
Chanseable Taffetas, 2s inches wide,
reg ular s1s0 quality
Mill End Sale Price yard 4se
Brocaded Poplins, excellent styles
Mill End Sale Price a yard 34c
Fancy Pongees, all silk and wash
able, "a inches wide, regular s1o0
MIL End Sale Price yard 2so
Foulards, satin finish, in mostly
small designs, on navy and black
Mill End Sale Price a yard SIC
Satin Foulards, 90 inches wide
these have a waterproof finish and are
all new, good designs, regular 75c
Mill End Sale Price a yard sec
Tuscan Silk, semi-rough Pongee,
26 inches wide, 'Shedwater" finish,
all desirable shades, have sold every
where for $3.50
Mill End Sale Price ACC
Black Taffetas. regular SLIPS quail
ty-
Mil End Sale Price e3c
HASKELL SILKS. For % years
we have sold Haskell Silk to the
women Of Norwich. We have sold it
with a guarantee that each wearer
should receive satisfaction. In the last
IL years although we have sold
thousands Of yards of it, we have not
had to make one claim upon the
maker for a single defect. The weaves
that it appears in are Armure Gros-
grain, Failie, Messaline, Satin, Peau de
Sol. Peau de Cygne. Etc. During this
sale all of these will be marked at
Special Mill End Sale Prices
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Mill End Values in
LaceS and Trimmings

Odd lengths of Venise, Baby Irish
and Oriental Allovers, regular prices
were slips, $3.50 and $3.9S-
For the Mill End Sale just " price
Linen Torchon Lace, in different
widths, regular prices were 10c, 121c
and 15c a yard
Mill End Sale Price yard Sc
Allover Embroideries. in Swiss,
Nainsook and Cambria. suitable for
guimpes or separate waists, regular
price S1.25 a yard
Mill End Sale Price yard 75c
One lot of Embroidered Edges, i'm
Swiss and Nainsook, regular prices
zoe and 25c q yard
Mill End Sale Price yard 15c
Colored Mesh Veilings that sold for
25c yard
Mill End Sale Price yard 10c
Venise and Co1ored Embroidery
Bands and Dress Trimmings at
Mill End Sale Prices
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12

= Glossilla Embroidery Silk, value Sc
Mill End Sale Price skeins for Sc
Embroidered Bags, ready to use,
value Csc
Mill End Sale Price Soc
ues-
Mill End Sale Price 19c
Hand Crochetted Doylies, damask
centers. regular soc and 75c values
Mill End Sale Prices 29c and 800
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12

Reversible Tape Measures, so inches
Mill End Sale Price each Sc
Common Pins on Pa pers, 400 count
Mill End Sale Price each Sc, 2 for Sc
Black Mourning Pins in boxes
Mill End Sale Price a box 1c
Jet Pin Cubes, 10c value
Mill End Sale Price each Sc
Black Linen Finish Thread. 1eO-yard
spools- For sewing on buttons and for
use wherever strength is a prime fac
Mill End Sale Price spool Sc
Nickel-plated Safety Pins, in three
Mill End Sale Price dozen Sc
Strong Black Shoe Laces. in 4, or
6-quarter lengths
Mill End Sale Price a dozen Sc
Tooth Brushes. with four row bris-
ties set in bone handle
Mill End Sale Price each &c, 8 for 25c
Tooth Brushes, these are real bris-
tie brushes in assorted styles of han
dies 25c values
Mill End Sale Price each 17c
Dressing Combs, plain and fancy
colored celluloid, regular lie value
Mill End Sale Price each 12L7c
Dressing Combs, plain and fancy
Pyralin, 25c quality
Mill End Sale Price each 15a
Sea Sponges, bleached in two sizes,
fine and coarse, value 15c-
Mill End Sale Price each &c.
White Washable Belts, with brass
or pearl buckles
Mill End Sale Price each 1oc
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Mill End Opportunities
From the
Mems Furnishings Dept.


Mems Sox. black and tan with re-
inforced heel and toe. medium weight,
all sizes, value 121ac-
Mill End Sale Price 7c a pair, a for Csc
Washable Four in Hands, for men
and boys, in a large assortment of
solid colors and fancys, value 19c-
Mill End Sale Price Zoe each, for 25c
Mems Shield Bows, in a variety of
fancy designs and colors, regular
prices lie and 25e-
Mill End Sale Price each &c
Black Isle sox, gauze weight, also
medium in split foot, regular prices
15c-
Mill End Sale Price lie pair, for zoe
The Genuine Boston Garter, both
pad and velvet grips, regular price
MiIi-End Sale Price 14c
Silk Four in Hands, for men and
boys. our regular line-of both plain
and fancy, in all shapes, regular price
25c-
Mill End Sale Price 17c each, for SOC
Our extensive line of soc Silk Neck
wear, in all the latest styles and coll
orings-
Mill End Sale Price 31c
Mems Balbriggan Underwear, in all
styles, regular price Csc a garment
Mil End Sale Price 19c
Mems Balbriggan Underwear, made
of Egyptian yarns, in both long and
short sleeve shirts, double seat draw
efs, regular soc quality
Mill End Sale Price a garment 34c
Outing Shirts, mems and boys work
shirts, negligee shirts and night shirts.
our regular soc grades
Mill End Sale Price 42c
Mems Overalls, in black and white
stripes and plain blue, regular soc
quality
Mill End Sale Price 41c
Regular 59c quality
Mill End Sale Price SOC
Mems and Boys Belts, in black and
tan feathers and in suede, regular
prices 25c soc and 75c-
Mill Sale Prices 1876, 81 and sac
Mems Pajamas and Night Shirts at
Mill End Prices, as below:
Regular price 800
Mill End Sale Price e3c
Regular price s1.50-
Mill End Sale Price $1.19
Regular price $500
Mill End Sale Price $1.69
Mill End News from the
Drapery and Carpet Section
THIRD FLOOR >,
Novelty Lace, regular price 19c-
Mill End Sale Price yard lie
Madras, in white, cream, red and
green, regular price CSC
Mill End Sale Price a yard 15c
Novelty Laces in white and ecru,
regular prices zee and 35c-
Mill End Sale Price yard 18c
All the higher priced Laces and
Madras Curtain Stuffs at
Mill End Sale Prices
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Mill End Values In the
Stationery Department

Post Card Albums to hold $50 Cards,
regular price 25c--
Mill End Sale Price ice
To hold 400 Cards, regular price Tie
Mill End Sale Price 53c
French Cheviot Writing Paper. l.
pound package, 80 double sheets 10
the pound, value 25c-
Mill End Sale Price ice
Boxed Writing Paper of very good
quality, one quire with envelopes TO
match regular price 25c--
Mill End Sale Price 15e
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12

medium bust. four hose supporters,
an exceptional value
Mill End Sale Price 98c
Corset Covers, French style, en-
broidered and lace trimmed, sizes "a
to 42-
Mill End Sale Price 12Lac
Muslin Drawers. superior grade of
muslin, embroidered and tucked, with
ruff1e-
Mill End Sale Price 25c
Corset Covers, large assortment
Of covers in the French style, en-
broidered and lace trimmed
Mill End Sale Price Csc
Night Robes, high grade muslin.
low neck and trimmed with lace and
Mill End Sale Price SOC
Ladies' Long White Skirts, tucked
and trimmed with lace and embroid-
cry
Mill End Sale Price SOC
Aprons, fancy round aprons in both
plain and cross barred muslin, finish
ed with pocket
Mill End Sale Price 15c each, for 25c
Ladies' Dressing Sacques and Kimo-
nos, some square and some high necks
in the lot, all in dainty patterns and
of the latest designs
Mill End Sale Price Soc
A small lot of Childrens White
Picue Refers. regular values CSC to
$3.50
Mill End Sale Prices SOC to $3.50
Children's Straw Hats, these are our
regular soc quality. we will close at
Mill End Sale Price 25c
Childrens Hats, all our other Chill
dren's Hats
Mill End Sale 1-3 off regular prices
Children's Rompers, blue cham
bray, sizes 1 to years
Mill End Sale Price 23c
ChiIdrens Blue Chambray Dresses,
these are finished with plaid pipings,
sizes from 2 to years. actual value
$1.50-
Mill End Sale Price 75c
Notions and Small Wares
Departments
Join in the Mil End Carnival
Black Alpaca Skirt Braid, in 5-yard
pieces, regular Ice value
Mill End Sale Price piece SC
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Special Mill End Items
From the Ribbon Dept.

Regular 25c Ribbons in Mofre and
Messaline. all shades
Mill End Sale Price . yard Zoe
Regular csc Moire Ribbon
Mill End Sale Price yard fSc
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Glove Department Items
For the Mill End Sale

Women's Two-clasp Lisls Gloves, in
tan, gray, black and white
Mill End Sale Price f9c
Women's Two-clasp Chamoisette
Gloves, in natural and gray
Mill End Sale Price 39c
Women's Two clasp Lisle Gloves, IN
tan. white and black
Mill End Sale Price 42e
Wcmen's Two-clasp Kid Gloves. in
tan, gray and white
Mill End Sale Price 75c
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
Mil! End Values in Ladies'
NeckWear and HandkerchiefS

One lot of Neck Ruching, regular
csc value
Mill End Sale Price yard 1875
Persian 5abots, regular price Soc
Mill End Sale Price Csc
Jabots, trimmed with Venise Lace,
regular price Soc
Mill End Sale Price 25c
Dutch Collars, both round and
square, regular price Soc
Mill End Sale Price 25c
One lot of regular Csc Dutch Col
lars -, .o
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12
a aS" The Boston Store $ ;$$$
THIRD DAY SPECIALS

plain bodered effects regular prices 12c and
15c yard-MILL END SALE PRICE YARD Zoe
Mems Suspenders, made from SOC Isle webbing calf
skin ends, regular stock
MILL END SALE PRICE Csc
Mems Thread Silk Sox black, with double sole and
high spliced heel, regular price Soc
MILL END SALE PRICE 4c
Mems Neglgee Shirts STYLE with cuffs in
large variety of staple and fancy regular values
$1.oO $1.25- MILL END SALE PRICE 79c
Sash Curtain Muslin regular price 1Oc-
MILL END SALE PRICE A YARD ne
$3.50 MILL SALE PRICE PAIR CSC
Seamless Tapestry Rugs feet regular price
$3.50 MILL END SALE PRICE s12s5
Administer Rugs size s7x54 inches, regular price
MILL END SALE PRICE 81 SO
German Cuny Edges Squares sizes 1sx45 and
3ox3O regular prices 1925 to $3.50
MILL END SALE PRICE CSC
Drawn Work Squares and Scars Of good regular
prices soc and 75c- MILL END SALE PRICE 33c
Drawn Work Squares, regularly Soc
MILL END SALE PRICE 23c
Stamped Pin Cushion Tops, fine muslin
regular price Bye MILL END SALE PRICE &c
Tabs Jabots Swiss embroidered reg
uar price 25c- MILL END SALE PRICE 121zc
Hemstitched Handkerches plain muslin
SALE PRICE FOR 1sc
Mems Hemstched Handkerches regular price Sc
MILL END SALE PRICE 6 FOR 19c
Persian Lawn Writing Paper with Norwich Conn"
bossed in gold each sheet
MILL END SALE PRICE BOX 21c
Post Card Albums hold 200 Cards regular price
MILL SALE PRICE 29c
Norwich bulletin., 1911-07-12

Venise Lace Yokes, regular 75c, ssc
and $150--
Mill End Sale Price soc and Use
Swiss Embroidered Collar and Cuff
Sets, regular price Soc
Mill End Sale Price 33c
Mems Pure Linen HSndkerchisfs
hemstitched, regular price 1Z1zc--
Mill End Sale Price g.
Ladies' Linen Embroidered Hen
stitched Handkerchief. regular price
25c-
Mill End Sale Price ice
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01
Us Talk It
Over

Well, dear sinner friends, this is
The Fool-Killer.
How does it set on your stomach?
If you like it, you can get more at
headquarters.
The Fool-Killer is not ever a forty
leventh cousin to any other paper on
earth.
1t stands in a class by itself. and
it's field is IS broad as the English
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle,
collar nor halter.
You can put that down to start with.
/ am the fellow who works at the
pump-handle on this pungent period
ical of thrilling thought. / print only
what I write; I write only what I
think; and l think what I doggon
please.
/ own this entire establishment,
and Rockefeller isn't rich enough to
buy one share of it.
Does that sound strange?
Well, bless your soul, I am a great
deal richer than old John.
eve travelled any to speak of,
but | have read a great deal. and have
thunk some.
have also writ a few books which
| know are great, because they don't
sell worth a cent.
Great books never do.
And then l started The Fool-Killer,
Just to quiet my nerves and keep the
old press from getting rusty.
From the s~eclusion of these wooded
hills there will go forth each month
a bundle of literary dynamite that
will shake the rotten foundations of
society and cause the Church of Nam
to at least turn over in it's sleep.
The Fool-Killer will be a monthly
raustard-plaster for the blood-boils Of
Society, Church and State.
1t will be sailed with wit, peppered
with humor and seasoned with sar-
casm.
Every line will cut like a whip, and
every word will raise a blister.
If you are a fool you had better not
subscribe for The Fool-Killer. II
you are wise you will. And SO that
ssttles It.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

One of my correspondents wants to
know why a giraffe has such a long
neck. That's easy. The giraffe's head
is a good piece off from its body, and
the neck had to be made long enough
to reach it..
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

| reckon they call it "full dress
when a society woman appears at a
swell blowout with her dress SO
full and running over that half of
her naked body sticks out at the top.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

Lots Of the male kids of to-day
seem to think that the sooner they
begin to smoke cigarettes. and cuss,
the sooner they will become. men.
DOR little silly fools, What they
need is a nanny with a backbone
like a Hercules, a right arm like a
blacksmith. and a shoulder-load of
switches.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

The married man who hikes off to
the red-light joint about twice a
week will have no kick coming if
something goes wrong at home dur
ing his absence.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

I've just read about a man who
spent large sums on perfume for him
self, but wouldn't buy his wife any
shoes. 1t would take a t~hunderation
big sight of perfume to keep that
kind of a brute from sinking.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

If n of these tobacco-chewing,
understanding church members
ever get to heaven, the angels will
have ar awful time cleaning up after
them.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

/ know a who has a dimple
in her cheek SO deep that it looks like
a gimlet hole. And it gives her an
awful bored expression, too.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

When | hear people Dragging about
their distinguished ancestry, I can't
help wondering what made the stock
run out SO quick.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

Ii you have an enemy, send him
The Fool-Killer for a year. 1t will
make him love you. Next time you
meet him he will fall on your neck
and shed tears of joy as big as horse
apples.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

The Fool-Killer is printed once a
month, because its fool editor wants
to print it and the other fools can't
help themselves.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

The fact that SO many deaths occur
in the early morning may be explain
ed on the theory that some people.
would rather die than get up.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

The Fool-Killer has already been
a bigger ucces than 1 ever dreamed
it would be. And you,. my dear
readers, have been the cause Of it.
| thank you from the bottom of my
liver-pad, and hope you will continue
to roll in the clubs.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

A lot of know-it-alls over the
country insist on telling me how to
edit this gospel trumpet. Let me
tell you something, honey-if you
don't like the way I spoon it out,
just get mad and start a paper of
your own.
The fool-killer., 1911-11-01

Some people who are too good to
fish on Sunday consider it all right
to dig worms all day so they can fish
on Monday.