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Evening journal., 1911-11-24
ODESSA

Special TO THE EVENING JOURNAL.
ODESSA. Del. Nov. 24.--The Ep-
worth League Of St Paul's Church is
rehearsng for a cantata to be given
in the auditorium of the church on
the evening of December 6. The can
tata Is entitled "The Beautiful CITY,
A silver Offering will be taken.
On Thursday. the Thanksgiving
union service will be held in st. Pauls
M. Il. Church, the Rev. A. g. McLau-
rie, OF Drawers Church, preaching
the sermon.
Mrs. ]. =. Bracket has returned
20 the home of her daughter. Mrs. II.
Il. Smythe, after spending the summer
at her summer home at Pocassett
Mass-Miss Marion Mihlin is entor-
tanning Miss Fannie Twills, OF Wood
bury, n. Mrs. Elizabeth Long has
returned home after an extended stay
at Cheswold.- Miss Edna Ewell has
returned from a visit with friends IN
Smyrna.--Mr. and Mrs. J. Il Bignear
visited relatives In Philadelphia this
week.-Mr. and Mrs. William Heller
entertained Miss Lillian Smith Of
Wilmington, last wek.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
Grave Humor.

The punster is irrepressible. He even
lndites his jokes on tombstones. An
epitaph in Waltham abbey informs us
that Sir James Fullerton died FULLER
Of faith than Of fears, fuller OF resolu-
tons than OF pains. fuller Of honour
than Of days"
There is another Of Daniel Tears:
Though strange, yet true, full seventy
years was his wife happy in her
Ieafp."
This was written OF an organist;
"Here lies one, blown out Of breath
who lived a merry life and died a Meri.
deth."
Another says: "Here lies Thomas
Huddlestone. Reader. don't smile. bul
reflect as this tombstone you view thai
Death. who killed him, in a very shori
while will huddle a stone upon you
PearsOn's Weekly.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
An Early Street Cleaner.

"One day" Ben Franklin wrote in
his autobiography. "I found poor, In.
dustrious man, who was willing to un-
dertake keeping the pavement clean
by sweeping It twice a week, carrying
or the dirt from before all the neigh
bors' doors for the sum OF sixpence
per month 20 be paid by each house.
I then wrote and printed a paper set
ting forth the advantages TO the neigh
borhood that might be obtained by this
small expense. sent one Of these
papers 20 each house and in day OF
two went around to see who would
subscribe an agreement to pay these
sixpences 1t was unanimously signed
and for a time we'll executed. This
raised a general desire to have all the
streets paved and made the people
more willing to submit to a tax for
that purpose. e."-Survey-
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
A Una.naAAlo Dice
n NL09UN0UzC 4 kC@
For the Stomach
II Your Stomach Is Lacking in Diges-
tive Power. Why Not Help the
stomach DO Its Work-Espe-
ciaI,y When II Costs
Nothing 10 Tryl


Not with drugs. but with a REIN
forcement Of digestive agents. such
as are naturally at work in he
stomach? Scientific analysts shows
that digestion requires pepsin, nit
rogenous ferments, and the secretion
OF hydrochloric acids. When your
food fails to digest it Is proof posi-
tive that some of these agents are
lacking in your digestive apparaiue
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets contain
nothing but these natural elements
necessary to digestion and when
placed at work in the weak stomach
and small intestines. supply what
these organs need. They stimulate
the gastric glands and gradually
bring the digestive organs back to
their normal condition.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets have
been subjected to critical chemical
tests at home and abroad and are
found TO contain nothing but natural
digestives.
Chemical Laboratory. Telegraphic
address. "Dimndo." London. Telc-
phone No. 11029 Central. 20 Cullum
St.. Fcnchurch ST.. y. c.
London, 9th Aug. 1905.
I have analyzed most carefully a
box of Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets
(Which / bought myself az city
chemists shop for the purpose). man.
ufactured by the +. A. Stuart Co., Sc
Clerkenwell Road. London. e. c.. and
have to report that / cannot find any
trace of vegetable or mineral poisons.
Knowing the ingredients OF the tab
lets. ] am OF opinion that they are
admirably adaptable for the purpose
for which they are intended.
(Signedl
John r. Brooke, F. I. C.. F. c. s.
There is no secret in the prepara-
don OF Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets.
Their composition is commonly
known among physicians. as Is
shown by the recommendations OF
10000 licensed physicians in the
United States and Canada. They are
the most popular Of all remedies for
indigestion, dyspepsia, water brash,
Insomnia, loss OF appetite. melan-
cholia, constipation. dysentery and
kindred diseases originating from i'm
proper dissolution and assimilation NJ
foods. because they are thoroughly
reliable and harmless to man or
child.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are at
once a safe and a powerful remedy,
one grain OF these tablets being
strong enough (by tesD to digest
3 900 grains Of steak. eggs and other
foods. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
will digest your food for you wheu
your aomach can't
Ask your druggist for fifty cent
box or send 20 us direct for free
trial sample package and you will be
surprised at the result. +. A. Stuart
Co.. $50 Stuart Bldg. Marshall. Mich.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
eranafrult ernsnsrv.

Effective greenery for the dining
room table may be made by planting
the seeds Of grapefruit. Sow them
thickly. and in two weeks. IL the earth
is good and has been kept moist in a
warm place. the little shoots appear.
Two weeks more and the leaves un.
fold. and very soon there is a mass OF
rich. glossy green which is not af-
fected by gas or furnace heat.-Subur-
ban Life
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
A BRIGHT Future.

Once there was a man who yearned
20 be a millionaire in order that he
might help the suffering poor, and one
day wealth came TO him and landed
him high in the millionaire class. He
did not forget the poor-not entirely;
but, being too busy to hunt them up,
he failed not to ask Providence to pity
them. "and. anyway" he reflected
they have a bright future with SO
much treasure in heavenr'-Auanta
Constitution.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24

Read THE EvENING JoURNAL.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24

been spending a few days with Mrs.
Smiths daughter, Mrs. Albert l..
Massey and family in Wilmington
John and William McWhorter, of Nor
folk, Va, are guests at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Frank McWhorter. 49,
Mrs. Thomas Cochran is entertain
ing Mrs. T. A. Morgan of Charlestown,
w. Va.-Mr. and Mrs. Abram Fogel
and little daughter. Laura, have been
spending the week in Baltimore
Captain and Mrs. S. 4. Ansell OF
Governors Island, n. Y, are guests
at the home OF DR.. and Mrs. John e.
Stites.-Mrs. Edward S. Jones Wis
tied friends in Clayton this week.
Mrs. p. e. Burke and children Of
Wilmington. are spending few days
with her parents, Mr. nd Mrs Eaton
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
Y. NJ c. 4. MEETING.

The mems meeting of The Y. NJ. c..
A. will be addressed on Sunday af-
ternoon by the Hon. Wilmer w. Nc
Elwee. former district attorney Of
Pennsylvania. THE Trial Of Christ
from a Lawyers Standpoint will be
his subject and during his talk he
will dwell on the arrest; hearing be-
fore Annas; no jurisdiction; decision
and choice Of Caiaphas; meeting of the
Sanhedrin; the great question; Plate
and his kingship; Herod's lack OF
moral qualifications; Pilates final de-
cision; other scenes and actors; the
attitude Of certain nations as illus
trated by their painters.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24

NEW YORK, Nov. 24-Wireloss mes
sages received at the Office of the
Hamburg-American line told of the
accident to the steamship Prince
Joachim within few hours after it
occurred. The vessel went ashore
at Atwood key. in the Bahamas, at 3
a. m. Calls for help were at once
made by wireless. and other vessels
went to the assistance Of the disabled
liner Mr.. and Mrs. William j. Bryan
were passengers on the boat, which
left New York Saturday, November
12
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
ST. GEORGES

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
ST. GEORGES, Del. Nov. 24--Miss
Linda Clark entertained a number Of
friends at Finch on Tuesday evening.
The guests we're Mrs. John Moore,
Miss Olivia Paynter, Miss Amanda
Moore. Miss Laura Clark, Miss Daisy
Clark, Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick Sutton,
William Dawson, Thomas Dawson,
Townsend Moore, Harvey Moore and
Clarence Ewing.
Orland Sutton was thrown from
load of straw this week and sustained
a broken collar bone.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
For.v.r =. Him

Newitt-Funny! I always associate
your wife with certain episode in
my own life. There's just one thing
she always reminds me Of Henpeck
II wish could say that There's
lots Of things she always reminds me
of.-Philadelphia Press
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
TAIN OK PEACE.

In Friends Meeting House, Ninth
and Tatnall strets under the sssp!ees
of the Delaware Peace Society Rufus
P. King, who was a soldier in the
Confederate Army will deliver an ad'
dress tonight.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
No clau.

rs the new bookkeeper marriedT"
Il dunno. He's one O. them close
mouthed fellows. II he has any trou-
be he keeps it to himself London
Telegraph.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
Two Barks.

What is the difference between the
bark Of tree and that Of a dog?
One is the product Of the bough, the
sthcr OF the "bow-wow."
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
ROUGH STREET.

The crew of the Phoenix ambulance
complains of the rough condition Of
the street in Lowering avenue between
Van Buren and Harrison streets.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
BACK ACHE IS
A WARNING
Hattiesburg People Should Not Neg
Iect Their Kidneys.

Backache is natures most frequent
signal of sick or weakened kidneys.
To cure the pains and aches, to re-
move the lameness you must reach the
cause.-the kidneys. If you have pain
through the small of your back, urin-
airy disorders, headaches, dizzy spells,
or are nervous and depressed, start
treating the kidneys with tested
kidney remedy. The slightest symp-
tom of kidney trouble may be natures
warning of approaching dropsy, dia-
betes, or fatal Bright's disease. Doans
Kidney Pills should be used at the
first sign of disorder. Doan's Kid
ney Pills are especially for sick kid
neys-have been curing kidney trouble
for over rs years. Read Hattiesburg
testimony.
]. A. Mccain, 306 Gordon street,
Hattiesburg, Miss, says: my opin-
ion of Doan's Kidney Pills has not
changed during the three years that
have passed since 1 publicly recon-
mended them. Ny supply OF this
remedy was procured at Hays 4
Fields Drug Store and it permanently
relieved me of backache and other
symptoms OF kidney complaint"
For sale by all dealers. Price Sc
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doan's-ant
take no other.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
{, j. PORTER Turns A
LITTLE light ON HEARST

or should fall to any but the Demo
Gratis, many of whom bear upon their
backs the scars l gave them by cor
receive slabs administered for their
benefit
Gentlemen, if you cannot be per-
suaded not to make an event of my
sire. But laudation pains me. Ex-
cept that it would be credit to you,
1 would frown upon it. In the cir
cumstances, will pay for such brass
bands as you deem may befit an &C.
casion so august. 1t is not every day
man of my calibre returns to the
fold.
Smiling and serene I greet the Dem
ocracy that once chased me off the
premises. | come with no word of
recrimination, but with a gracious
smile. Has it ever been your pleas
ure to gaze upon a statesman more
| illustrious? I trow not. l maintain
yellow press for the purpose of
trowing not"
The character and status of the
suffering mountebank who assailed
his superiors in everything except the
possession of unearned wealth and as
the prince of pretenders, is fairly well
reflected in the foregoing utterances
and leave no room for conjecture as
to his fitness to criticise Senator
Percy or his ability to recognize an
| honest newspaper, far less to publish
one. A skunk to comment adversely
upon the smell of a rat, is going the
limit. C. U. PORTER.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
FOR WARD
Leslie's w eekly:

this Lend Hand
Backward look upward and not
hand reflection
the participation, the new
Provinsiasm "No veth to himself and no
nation ivet breeds at least
Of unity mutually.
citizen not OF country
Something is doing on
morning everybody sits IN Judgment on
before
solitary The whole earth is atnge
in participation all
IN.
like these when big earth has
humanity
oems are confined
r but applying solving all hinder help Poor and ch
The oyershadowing Shall physical
might or nations? Despite wars now
numerous small
destruction upbuHdg prevail
grown capital and labor? Here o signs are
a justice TO ALL
all who enter into year ha promises
to loom large making these great and fundamental woc
problems.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
CARD OF THANKS.

The postmaster and all employees
of the postoffice desire to extend
sincere thanks to Mr.. Thos. M. Fer
guson for the substantial way in
which he remembered Uncle Sans
servants Xmas. Mr.. Ferguson is the
only one of the thousands of patrons
of the Hattiesburg postoffice who
each Christmas remembers the postal
employees, and this Christmas was no
exception. May he live long and
prosper.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

The quicker a cold is gotten rid OF
the less the danger from pneumonia
and other serious diseases. Mr.. B..
w. L. Hall, Of Waverly, Va, says: 81
firmly believe Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy to be absolutely the best
preparation on the market for colds.
I have recommended it to my friends
and they all agree with me-" For
sale by All Dealers.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
LETTERS TO RILEY.

indianapolis, Dec. 26.-Twelve hun
bred letters of Christmas greeting
and sympathy came yesterday to
James Whitcomb Riley, the hoosier
poet. who has been i'll for several
months.
81 can't answer them ALL" declared
the poet, as he glanced ruefully at
his right hand, Of which he has lost
the use. Ican't hold a PEN"
This is a merry Christmas for
me, and I hope for all my unknown
friends"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

When you have cola so' II
of Chamberlain's Cough KeiHeu' Fl,
will soon fix you up all right and WILL vi,
ward off any tendency toward pH. ~
monia. This remedy contains Nv
opium or other narcotic ana may ~
given as confidently to DaVy 10
an adult. Sold by All Dealers
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
PRISON REFORM

rapidly within the
years of prison reform and just now Governor Hooper
admirable
ens Of the which had been corrupted
During the session OF the last leg
tenn hut the this would reflect credit upon
bill But the Tennessee executive mas
recently which had not been used for about twenty
hut which of the parole system and with this
he created system OF MS own "0n
wthge satisfaction all over the staoS'
man guilty of crime and sent to the penten
and exceptional occasions be given MS
time there thousands OF men In
crime have left in them
ooed lump would assert itself under favorable
definite indefinite length OF ue ee
most ational opportunity for this re@wakenlng'
building good library IN the pson
For it is realized that instead OF
treating possible during their residence wn m
hand be given every oppor
me question VI
the convict will do freedom is that has too long
been overlooked healthy FOOD good library scnoo LOT m
Younger convc abolition of stripes except on onc Oh w
installation OF the parole system are S ~ 0 ~
staking to citizens out OF conVe"
-<@
Goodwin take their hats on 70 one
the matrimonial game
has according married no less tnan
time has been to the same "o
b making the payment
change from the goou
believe about this story tnat e
succeeded seyenne preachers in succession VINO
cough up ten dollars change
there million Christmas trees
this figure has brought lor'
the ground that IL is USELESS
comment Will have niue OF no
Conservation Of isn't carried too a put 10 o
AFFORD it because e rear
~ mn some years to rob the present
q is most After ALL with inventions gong @ =,
are there little the future though
beautiful ceeprauQh can y
Ghrstroas tree
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
CHARTER OF INcoRPoRA7'o
of
The Hattiesburg Automobile ana
Machine Company

1. The corporate title OF salu coi"
pany is The Hattiesburg AutomoO'''
and Machine Company.
2. The names of the incorporates
are:
H. S. Buescher, Postoffice Hatties'
burg, Miss.
R. R. Boykin, 'Postoffice Hattles'
burg, Miss.
M. D. Foley, Postoffice HattiesOurs'
Miss.
Chas. Ehlers, Postoffice Hatties-
burg, Miss.
M. Rowan, Postoffice Hattiesourg'
Miss.
9. The domicile is at Hattiesburg'
Miss.
4. Amount of capital stock, Ten
Thousand Dollars.
5. The par value of shares is Fifty
Dollars.
6. The period of existence mot tc
exceed fifty years. is fifty years
7. The purpose for which it is ere
ated is: To conduct the business o
buying and selling automobiles, an'
repairing and building the same, AM
building and repairing all kinds o
machinery, ETC., and conducting
garage.
8. The rights and powers that ma
be exercised by this corporation ar
those conferred by the provisions
Chapter "a, Mississippi Code, 1906
| H. S. Buescher,
r. r. Boykin,
M. D. Foley,
Ct1as. EhIers,
| M. Rowan.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

Foley. Chas. Ehlers, NJ. Rowan, incor-
norators of the corporation known as
The Hattiesburg Automobile and Ma
chine Co., who acknowledged that
they signed and executed the above
and foregoing articles of incorporation
as their act and deed, on this the 9Th
day of Dec, 1911.
C. M. sisler,
11.3 Mons. Notary Public
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

FOR SALE+A splendid room house
with east front on Bay street. Price
and terms right l also have two
residences in Purvis and 500 acre
farm within miles of that place,
all for sale or rent. Thos. M. Fergu-
son, 203 Carter building. S-tf.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

FOR Solicitation Hill Fancy LUMP
Coal, $500 ton. Phones 72. L. j.
Mcdaniel Transfer. 12-1bt
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

FOR SALE-P1ne knots. Both Phones
403. 13-1m.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26
WANTS

WANTED-To handle
our line of trunks, bags and leather
novelties for 1912 as a side line.
Commission proposition only. Out
fit consist of small package of
photographs. State territory COW
ered.-Petersburg Travelling Goods
Co. Petersburg, Va. 1t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

WANTED-You to ring Cumberland
603 when you wish furniture packed
or stored. Hattiesturg Packing q
Storage Co. lott
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

FOR RENT-Several nice residences
we'll located, or will sell them on
monthly payments for double the
renting value. Now is the chance
for everybody to get home. Thos.
M. Ferguson. ST.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

FOR SALE-Mantels, $3.50 EACH
M. J. Epley Lbr. Co. 1Sdec-10t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

CHOICE SINGLE COMB BROWN
Leghorn eggs, $1.OO for Is. Best
layers, least expensive. Hens $1.50
up. Both phones 3S0.-Herman E.
Trotter. 22-1mo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

FOR SALE-Good family horse; also
harness and Columbus buggy at a
bargain.-M. J. EpIey. TIT
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-12-26

WANTED-Plain sewing and quilting.
Call Cumb. phone 260. 1S-6t
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-16

Then it's your opinion that any woman
who doesn't marry a millionaire makes
serious mistaken he summarized dryly.
ITS too bad that you attained such
phiosophic state of mind after having
been the wife Of a hard working com
muter for five long years"
Now don't be a goose" exclaimed the
Hopeful Housewife in delightful man
ner. Il was going to add that il just nor
mallv interested in men the whole thing
depends on the temperature OF your emo
uons-the degree your personality has
cooled off from the cave woman"
"Oh. I see you think real love exists in
a sort Of temperate zone OF emotion
Maybe you're right. 1 was thinking the
other day that people are a good deal
like planets"
Here his wife cut short the threatened
lecture on astronomy with a merry laugh
Il happen to have read that article about
the planets, too"
She smiled happily at the Confirmed
Commuter.
YOU see, dear she said ~ I'd mar
ried you for money you wouldn't know
about anything but the planets along
Broadway, and I'd have to look for my
ideal man on another star
Copyright 1911. by the N Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-16
5 8 The Beei8 H0me Magazine Page *
How to Train a Wife

sse one Of the wurnen's magazines Of
fers a prize OF goo for the best article de-
sCTibing a vumans ideal man. There's an
easy way of picking Up 800 suggested
the Confirmed COmmuter. why don't
~ eDmpete2''
Why don't your she asked only n
tnau -cOHld do justice to the subject. l
might sand them one Of your photographs. -
size added lightly.
why can't you be in earnest once in a
whiIe2'' tire COrnmuter INTERCEPTED. Every
woman has some sort Of ideal. ] suppose
and the subject IL worth taking Sc
rfUusiy." &C.,
Yes but women's ideals vary so much
That it's very hard 10 generalize about
them" his &lfe answered. "Other women 5
ideals OF men usually bore me 10 tears.
Besides. an ideal rs such elastic thing
TIA very apt to mean any man that thinks
you're his ideal woman. why, when 7 was
IS knew one old lady who used TO tell
me that the ideal husband was any man
with a Kind heart and a good income.
thought It d disgus,ingly sordid sentiment
at the time but we come to see that 1t
may be true-for some women"
81 don't see how you figure that out
observed the confirmed Commuter, just for
the sake OF argument. Il can remember
lne ttme Wnen you USED 10 say Nhal no
one else IN the world pays such usurious
'interest ms the man or woman who marries
for money
And that's true. too" answered the IN
damted philosopher. There are two kinds
Of women that can marry for money sue
cessfully those that don't care about men
and those that are crazy about them.
Take the indifferent kind-the woman with
a permanently tepid temperament TO every
thing but her own comfort. It's possible
for any kind-hearted rich man she marrieS
to give her a negative sort of happiness
the happiness of not wanting anything
which Of course doesn't compare with the
happiness of getting what you want. Their
there's the other sort. she likes almost
any man so we'll that it's very easy FOL
her TO choose according to the ideals
check book rather than her own heart. anc
live happily ever after that"
The Confirmed Commuter had been 50
kBZed.. by the unusual trend of his wlfe'f
argument that he had actually listened al
the way through.