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Vferoe ano Nauleiel.

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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
AN oBEpIENr YOUTH.
No Followed Advice About Being Good
to Some One.

ho Followed Advice About Being Good
TO Some One.
1t was the second meeting OF the
Sunday school class, and the teacher
gazed with pride upon the row OF hap
by little taces before her.
you ail look so happy this morning.
children" she said. that I am quite
sure you must have obeyed my injunc-
ton to you last Sunday TO devote your
week to the task of making at least
one person happy. 1t is In this way
that we obtain the greatest happiness
for ourselves. Haven't you found 1t
so, Willier' she added, turning to n
bea ming little bunch OF freckles seat
ed on the end OF the bench.
"Yessum." said Willie.
you have found II out from your
personal experience, haven't you.
dearT she went on.
'Yessum." said Willie.
"And now l want you to tell these
other children what you did last week
In accordance with my directions to
make at least one person happy" said
the teacher.
II took the twenty-fi' cents my father
give me-" began Willie.
YES" said the teacher, land what
did you do with itT'
II spent 1t all in cake and candy and
sody water" said Willie.
"And all for some little boy or grip
asked the teacher.
"Yessum," said Willie. "It was for
little boy"
THAT was splendid Of you. Willie"
said the teacher land l am going to
reward you with one of our largest
merit cards"
"Thanky. ma'am." said Willie. "I'll
give 1t to the same little boy"
You dear, sweet child? calculated
the teacher. giving him resounding
smack of kiss. "Who was the little
boy, dear?"
ME-" said Willie.-Harper's Weekly.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Climate Of Australia.

When 1t IL pointed out that Austria
liza. reaching on the north to within
800 miles OF the equator. stretches
away to the south a distance of nearly
$500 miles from that line of heat. II
will readily be understood that. like
other continents. 1t has not one but
many climates-from the bracing cold
Of Tasmania to the luxurious warmth
Of Queensland and the northern terri
tory. Taking the line which theoret-
ically marks Off the temperate from the
warmer areas Of the earth's surface.
much the greater part of Australia IL
in the temperate zone. lying to the
south of the tropics. Such an arbi-
trary line. however. Is no measure of
climate. aud II has been found conven-
lent to take an average shade temper
nture of 10 degrees f. as marking the
limit of a temperate climate BY this
test Australia. grit by the seas along
her coast line of 1900 miles. Is easily
the most fortunate land region Of the
earth.-London Graphic.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09


The Most Rev. John NJ. Farley. who
will be created cardinal at the coming
consistory In Rome, Is the second
archbishop of New York to be made a
member of the sacred college. Cardi-
nal McCloskey. who was archbishop
of New York from 1854 until his death
in 1886, became the first American
cardinal in 1876.
John NJ. Farley was born In Newton
Hamilton. County Armagh. ireland. on
April 20. 1912 He was educated at
Macarten's college. Monaghan; St
Johns college, Fordham. N. Y: St.
Joseph's seminary. Troy. N. Y. and
afterward al. the American college at
Rome. He was ordained priest In the
historic Church of st. John Lateran.
in Rome. In June. 1870. and came back
Immediately to this country to be as
sistant priest at St Peters church.
New Brighton. N. Y. he was ap-
pointed secretary to Cardinal McClos-
key in 1872, and from that time his
abilities marked him for promotion.
In 1884 Father Farley was made n
monsignor and seven years later was
appointed vicar general of the arch
diocese of New. York. He was created
a domestic prelate to the pope In 1902
and prothonotary apostolic three years
later. The same year he was conse-
Grated an auxiliary bishop. and In
1902 he succeeded Archbishop Corri-
gan in the archdiocese of New York.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
A nr.a4 nistinntinn.

The late Sir W. s. Gilbert. the libret-
list. once met Liebling, the pianist,
and the following interchange of cour-
tesles occurred between them. Gilbert
said
"Sir, / have heard Liszt"-
Liebling bowed his head in acknowl-
edgment at what he supposed was the
coming compliment.
II have heard Henry Hertz" con-
tinued Gilbert 81 have heard Pade-
rewski."
Liebling made genufexion even
unto the ground.
swell. sir" continued Gilbert in alb.
rupt tones, mot one of them-not one
of them. sir-perspired as profusely as
you do!"-Red Hen.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
olympic Team May Lose Stars.

According to the Olympic rules. only
athletes who are naturalized are eligi-
BILE to represent the country they wish
to compete for in the Olympic games.
Through this ruling there are three
athletes who are unable to sport their
country's colors in the 1912 classes be-
cause they are not American citizens.
They are Dan Ahearn. Tim Ahearn
and Con Walsh.
The Ahearn brothers wore the col
ors of John Bull. and Walsh struggled
In behalf of Canada at the last Olym-
pic games, which were held in Lon
don in 1908. Dan Ahearn is the Amer
lean running hop step and jump
champion and record holder Tim
Ahearn is the senior champion rum
ming broad and hop. step and jump
champion of the Metropolitan associa-
ton. Walsh is renowned hammer
thrower.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

He had a prophyiactic bent
And led II sterile life.
Had hygienic children and
sanitary wife,
Lived In a fumigated house
And wore aseptic suits,
Ate germicidal food and smoked
Denicotined cheroots.
His milk was always pasteurized:
He drank denatured water;
He ne'er forgot to swat the flies:
Mosquitoes he would Slaughter;
He screened his doors and windows and
His office jisinfected;
Against microbes OF every kind
He felt himself protected.
He exercised: he slept by rule
And timed his every BREATH.
His health was excellent. and he
Defied disease and death:
His plan was admirable. no doubt:
But. darn the mensly luck.
He went and got run over by
ten ton power truck!
Chicago News
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
LONG Lived Artists.

The longevity OF artists is almost
proverbial. and the case of Thomas
Robert Macquoid. who at the age Of
ninety-one is still painting. Is remark
able, but not unparalleled.
T. 8. Cooper. r. A.. exhibited at the
Royal academy for several years after
passing his ninetieth birthday. John
Massey Wright. water color artist.
born In 1773. was fully occupied and
In active work up to the time Of his
death at the age of ninety-three. Most
notable. however. was Titan. who.
born in 1877. lived just one year short
Of century and continued to paint
pictures until the very last.-London
Chronicle.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Cane Beat The cure.

Discussing faith healing and kindred
phenomena, DR.. George Weston Reeves,
the playwright said recently in Gin
cinnati:
Faith heaiers would achieve even
greater cures IL they didn't so often
weaken their patients faith by asking
for money. man knotted with rheu-
matism limped into a Cincinnati faith
healer's Office on gold headed cane.
The healer made few passes. then
sRid:
drop the cane and depart IN peace.
MOT on your life. fhe man said
'That.cane was a present from my Sun
day school class and cost $50"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
ketohapa Kin In Rina.

Leon Ketchel. brother of the late
Stanley Ketchel, is the latest aspirant
for donors in the boxing world. He
weighs 1874 pounds and Is said to have
an excellent chance in the lightweight
division.
Since he began training he has had
twenty fights as an amateur and two
professional bouts. losing only one Of
the twenty-five. and that on a foul
He is said to have the old time shift
that made his unfortunate brother ia
nous and can hit hard.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Penn to Have Strong Basketball Team

Penn to Have Strong Basketball Team.
The prospects of a successful basket
ball team this year at Pennsylvania
are unusually bright. All but one OF
last years FIVE have returned former
Captain Marks being the only loss.
Captain Walton, Turner, Pierce. Jour
Diet, Keough and Kennedy assure a
strong team. and the good material!
from last years freshman team seems
to promise capable set of second
string men.
The comparative chances for cham
pionship are felt at Penn to be encour-
aging. All the other colleges have lost
men and some will have to build up
new teams, while Pennsylvania's vet
eran team, the only FIVE to score vic
tory over Columbia in New York last
year, remains almost intact and will be-
backed up by likely squad of substi-
tutes. Some of these are Graham; who
played on the strong Haverford Gram
mar school FIVE; Bullitt and Paxson.
who were on Delancey's team last
year. and Bisbee. who played two
years on the Harstrom school team
The first game will be played on
Dec. g.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Daniel and the Lions.

cast into the den Of lions by order Of
King Darius.
Early the next morning King Darius
went to the den. rolled away the stone
and called out. do the lions bitey' 4,
Not unreasona bly," replied Daniel.
who was well up In the legal vernac-
ular of the day.
Good" calculated King Darius as
he rolled back the stone Thereupon
he went forth and proclaimed TO the
multitude that the lion question had
been solved. Puck.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Japan 70 Send Team to olympios.

Japan to Send Team to olympios.
Japan is to be represented by track
and field team at the Olympic games
next year. and n move Ia now under
way to find out the best men for each
event. What stirred the Japanese was
the announcement recently that China
would send team. and the former M
ton IL not going to be outdone In the
matter Of progress by any OF ITS orr
entail neighhors when 1t comes to some
thing modern.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Real Fun.

A child of strict parents, whose
greatest joy had hitherto been the
weekly prayer meeting. was taken by
its nurse to the circus for the first
time. When he came home he ex-
claimed: "Oh. mamma, II you once
went to the circus you'd never. never
go to prayer meeting again in all your
life."-London Tit Bits.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Unrest.

Unrest.
They lay the asphalt pavement down
And level II with care.
The purpose Is to make the town
A thing OF beauty rare.
As soon as II has hardened In
The wind and sun and rain
They get piclax and begin
To dig It up again.
They lay II smoothly down once noss
Again they tear II loose
And then replace It as of yurs.
Fit for the public use.
And those who travel seem TO DO
Like ocean farers lost.
The street 10 but a mighty sea,
Forever tempest tossed.
v-whshinEtuu stsf.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Leanon From Emo Pact.

They had begun to call Andrew
Jackson "Old Hickory"
sit only shows" he said. his face
wrinkling into grim smile, that I'm
pretty good presidential timber
Chicago Tribune.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

Articles of incorporation have
been filed at the office of the secre-
tary Of state by the Windsor Auto
mobile Co, organized at Windsor to
buy. sell, repair automobil les, etc.,
with capital stock Of $2OW.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
They Slant.

$50 you actually went to church last
Sundayw
II really did,
Excuse me IL seem skeptlcal.
What was the text?''
"Aha. have you there! The text
was. He giveth his beloved Sleep"
Good work. And who were there?'
"All the beloved. II seemed to me-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
ARcHBIsHop W. q. o'ooNsnLL.

in the American college at Rome. He
was ordained a priest In Rome In 1884
American college, returning to America
the following year. In 1896 he went
to Rome again to become pontifical rec.
tor or president of the American COL
lege. He was consecrated bishop in
Rome in 1901 and appointed to Port.
land. Me AS the bishop of Portland
he wus selected by the pope in 1905 to
go 10 Japan as private messenger In
connection with the placing OF an apos.
tolate In Tokyo. His appointment an
archbishop of Boston came in 1907.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Arehbishop o,conneII Of. noston.

Archbishop William II. O'Connell OF
Boston. who is to be elevated to the
cardinalate at the approaching consist
ory. will with one exception be the
youngest member of the sacred col
lege. The new English cardinal Is his
Junior by two years.
A native OF Lowell. Mass, Archbish.
OPP O'Conneil will be dfty-two years
old next December He studied at
Boston college and won a scholarship
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
telephone
Blu. n Doesn't Work.

Mrs. Knicker-D Does your husband
rage when he gets the bills?
Mrs. Bocker-Yes. though I always
place them face down. just as the WAIT
sks -Hsrpet'S EsakaaE
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

Although the Pennsylvania eleven
made a poor showing on the gridiron
this season there is one moleskin war
rior whose playing stands out above all
others. He is Captain Mercer. 1t Is
doubtful If there Is faster back fed
man in football toys today than the
Quakers' fullback. He starts quickly
and gets up his speed wonderfully He
increased his value to the team nearly
so per cent by mastering the straight
arm in warding of tacklers. Mercer
does this better than any man Penn.
sylvania ever had except Bill Hollen-
back of the 1908 eleven.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

He-What has become of your trust
in me?
She-It has voluntarily dissolved
New York Sun.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

why can't get my numberT de-
manded a prominent citizen OF Painted
Post.
Lines busy" replied the telephone
girl.
81 don't believe It,"
well. It's SO. just the same. Some
cowboys have borrowed 1t to hang a
horse thief WITH Washington Herald.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Considerate,

Maud-Did Alice say anything about
me during her call yesterday.
Ethel-Oh. no; she's nice girl, Alice
If she can't speak well of any one she
says nothing at all.-Boston Transcript
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
Waste Of Opportunity

Stella-What do you consider a
waste of opportunity Bella--A
freight train going through tunnel
New York Sun.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

Trees are carried away by the Hood.
while rushes remaine-Proverb.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

Subscribe for The Age. Sl.Ob,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09

Consumer-Are these pork or mutton
chops?
waiter-Can't you tell by the taste.
sir?
Consumer-No.
Waiter (querulously) = Then what
does 1t matter what they're, called?--
Punch
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-12-09
The Tribune Farmer

Is the best Agricultural paper 1t comes
every week. For $15O we send THE AGE
and Tribune Farmer for one year.
/.
- THE AGE
WoopsrocK vERMoNr.
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" The y
Great Gifts
A Christmas Story
By CL.ARssA MAcKIE

Copyright by American Press Assoc
citation, 1911.
The Republican journal., 1911-03-02

all the crew will return. The roster COM
prises Capt. Robert B. Porper, Arthur
White, steward, Duncan Mcdonald, JOS
eph Parnell, Martin Regan, James Cava-
naugh, Alex. Campbell, Andrew Tucker,
J. G. Cochrane, Daniel Edwards. Michael
Peoples, John Carey, John Martin, Ed
ward Gallagher, Leo Reardon, Michael
Clancy, William T. Shields and William
Williams.
The two men, John Porper, cousin of
the master, and Thomas Babine, whose
deaths were previously reported, were
drowned January 22nd, at the first of
the voyage. They were hauling their
travis about mile from the vessel when
a sea struck their dory and overturned
it. Capt. Porper, who was in the rig
ging, observed the accident and sent out
two dories to the rescue. Babine only
was found, with death clutch on dory
strap. Late in the afternoon the body
was sewed in weighted canvas and the
men with barred heads stood near the rail
on the quarter deck. Capt. Porper paid
a feeling tribute and Joseph Parnell read
the prayers for the dead, after which the
body was consigned to its long resting
place.
A word is to be said in recognition of
the timely work of the Androscoggin.
Like the Gresham, the record of her Of
ficers and men in this work of humanity
is one worthy of the highest credit.