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The Press., 1911-11-22
Can't Cure Catarrh Stomach Dosing, Sprays and DOuches
 Have All Failed.

There is only one way to cure ca tArrh.
 Reach the raw, tender, inf1amed mem brane that is infested with ca tarrh germs, and destroy the germs
 You can't reach the hooks and ere. vices with liquid preparations-there is only one way-breathe the anti septic germ killing air of HYOME1 (pronounce it HiRh-o-me) directly over the infested parts.
 HYOMEI contains no opium, e.. caine or other harmful drugs, it is made of Australian euc .lyptus, thy mt and other Litterian antise p ics It is guaranteed to end the misery cf ta- tarrh, a, thma, croup and bronch. tis, or money back ~1z
 Ask AndeTs Jacc bsen about the HY- OMEI outfit to-day finders Jacobsen sells it for only $1 co and guarantee s it.
The Press., 1911-11-22
The Horses Hard Corn spo+,

Hogs often get droopy in the most mysterious sort of way Close search will show that the little holes in the skin on the underside of the front legs are plugged up. A good hard rubbing with a cob dipped in vinegar will loosen them up, and mighty soon is hog the old self again after you grease and salve the place with lard. Those blind eye hard corn spots on horses front legs have been an ever lasting puzzle to horsemen and sports. 1t is only the shrunken remainder of what ages ago was skin outIet-same as in hogs.-New York Press.
The Press., 1911-11-22
THE ONLY WAY.
Many Stafford Springs Citizens Have
 Discovered 1t,

Many Stafford Springs Citizens Hav'
 Discovered It.
 Just what to do when the kidneys are affected, is a question that con oerls both young and old Weak kid neys neRlected in childhood lead tc lifa-lorg suffering. People of ad. vanced years, with less vitality, suffer doubly. In youth or age, lsnguor, bat kaohe, urinary irregularity, dizzi- ness and nervousness make life @ bur. den.
 There is one remedy that-aots di. reotly on the kidneys, Doan's Kid ney Pills owe their world. wide fame to the fact that they have cured thous- them permanently. Follow the ex- ample of this Stafford Springs citi- zen.
 F. A. Greene, Furnace avenue ana High street, Stafford Springs, Conn |, says: "We have used Doan's Kidney Pills in our family off and on for several years, and have received such great beneRt that I do not hesitate to recommend them. A member of our household suffered intensely from her back and kidneys and was cured by Doan's Kidney Pills, procured from the Eaton drug store. The cure has been permanent. I myself received prompt relief from Doan's Kidney Pills, when suffering from 8 dull pain across my loins " '".
 For sale by all dealers. Price 30 csnts Foster Milburn Go. Br ffalo, New York, scls agents for the United States
 Rememb ber the name-Doan' sand take no other.
The Press., 1911-11-22
Came Out strona at the End.

ChippJ-I was not at all up to the mark last night; tried to say some thing agreeable, but couldn't do 1t somehow. so at last I bade them goodby. Jones-Ah, then you did man. age to say something agreeable after all!-London Stray Stories.
The Press., 1911-11-22

An additional telephone in your residence, placed at your bedside, in your den or oozy corner, connected with your main instrument, costs a trifis over one cent day Place your order now. -3H a+. .
The Press., 1911-11-22
Childish Curiosity.


 Little Florence. aged six, had been spending the afternoon with neighbor who had just lost near relative and who waS working very hard to get some mourning gowns made. Florence had been very good and asked no Ques- tiOns but when she returned home her inQuiSitiveness asserted itself. Her mother explained as clearly as she could. and for few moments Florence sat in deep silence. Then: Are all her gowns going to be black, mother?"
 ''Yes. dear"
 And iS she going to wear black nightgOwnsY"
 "NO dear"
 Well. doesn't she feel just as bad in the night as she does in the dayT'
The Press., 1911-11-22

Many ills come from impure blood Can't have pure blood with faulty digest ion, lazy liver and sluggish bowels. Bur dock Blood Bitters strengthens stomach bowels and liver, and puIif1es the blood.
The Press., 1911-11-22
Tha RIua Enx-

Blue arctic foxes are bred extensive ly on the islands of the Alaska coast. These creatures cannot be tanned, but they are fed all the year round and trapped in special houses in the winter when their coats are in suitable condi. lion.
The Press., 1911-11-22
Rorino WaIls.

The art of boring wells was practiced in the east more than 4,OO0 years ago Abraham's servant encountered Re bekah at a we'll in 1859 B. 0.
The Press., 1911-11-22
Wealth and WiadoH,1

A man who is worth more than ST. 100000 can get any commonplace re- mark accepted as an epigram.- Chi cago Recortl-Herald.
The Press., 1911-11-22

Time is money. Time saved if money saved. Nothing saves time like the telephone. Try it and be convinced
The Press., 1911-11-22

Itching, toruring skin eruptions, dis figure, annoy, drive one wild. Doan's Ointment brings quick relief and lasting cures. Fifty cents at any drug store.
The Press., 1911-11-22
Many Children are SickIx.

Break up Colds in a hours, relieve Feverishness. Headache. S. omach Troubles, Teethtng Disor- deTs, and Destroy Worms. At all druggists, 25c sample FREE. Address, Allen s. 0lmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Press., 1911-11-22

After a heavy meal, take couple of Doan's Regulets, and give your stomach, liver and bowels the help they will need. Regulets bring easy, regular passages of the hnWalS
The Press., 1911-11-22
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOInDO,l s.

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner Of the firm of F. J. Cheney 6 Co, doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay he sum Oi ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my preG- ence, this 9th day Of December, A. D. 1886.
 no- A. W. GLEASON, VSAAAJ NOTARY PUBLIC. Halls CataTrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free.
 F. J. CHENEY CO, Toledo o. Sold by all Drugg1stS, 76c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Press., 1911-11-22

The wise prove, the foolish confess by their conduct, that life of employ. ment is the only life worth leading.- Paley.
The Press., 1911-11-22

Forewarned is forearmed. In case of accident or sudden illness syou are forearmed if you have a telephone in your home
The Press., 1911-11-22

The next issue of the dire ctory goes to press on Deoe mbsr 7th.
The Press., 1911-11-22

The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, some. thing to love and something to hope r.
The Press., 1911-11-22

What strange thing is man and what stranger ;S wOman!-Byron.
The Press., 1911-11-22

EOR SALE in stafFordvilIe-The place N known as the Sanger Homestead, within three minutes walk to church, school and store, Inquire of MRS. H. G. DUNHAM Box 105, StaffordVille.
The Press., 1911-11-22

Remem ber1the name-Doan's sand take no other
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
HAPPY MARINE HOBOS
Three Florida Boys Who Are Having
the Time of Their Lives in the
North This Summer

Jacksonville, August 21-Three
young Jacksonville men, 8. II. and H.
\. Dillaway and J. T. De Groot, who
left this city, May 4th in the Harpoon
H., a 30-foOt shipjack, with $50 in
their pockets, to make their way by
the inland water route to Montreal.
Canada, have arrived at Syracuse, ac-
cording to a letter received by Edgar
Wendt of this city.
They reached Syracuse Saturday,
via the Erie canal Their treasury had
dwindled to one cent and they induc-
ed a man to accept it, in the belief
that their luck would then change At
Syracuse they were met by s. E. De
Groot, father of J. T. De Groot, a
member of the party who went from
Jacksonville to Syracuse several years
ago. When the older De Groot men
toned a good square meal, the boys
dropped all work and accepted the in
vitation with pleasure.
The Three Marine Hoboes,'' as they
style themselves, left Syracuse today
for Oswego, Intending to go from there
by way of Lake Ontario and the St
Lawrence river to Montreal Return
ing they will travel by a differen.
route and expect TO reach home by
Dec. 1. They have made their way
thus far by acting as laborers. farm
ers and log splitters.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
HOTEL FOR SALE

The Colonial Hotel, located on Mag
nolia street paved with vitrified brick,
centrally located between the Seaboard
Air Line and Atlantic Coast Line
stations and within one block of
the government building and postof-
fee. This hotel has recently been
thoroughly remodeled and modernized
in every particular. Has over $500
worth of new furniture, new gas and
wood range, etc Best of plumbing
and electric system House will not
need a dollar in repairs or furniture
for years. One of the handsomest cor
ner lots in Ocala, surrounded by mas
sive cement block fence. Lot is los by
105 feet. The Colonial has 25 rooms
and is now enjoying a splendid busi-
ness, every room being occupied every
night. THIS is one of the best small
81 a day hotels in the state and will
prove 4 fine investment and soon dou-
BILE the money at the price, $4,000,
$4,000 down and balance $4,000 in one
and $4,000 in two years at per cent.
interest. If you mean business, come
to see me write for particulars and
photographs. 1t will not be long on
the market. l have the sole agency
for the sale of the Colonial.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
500 REWARD SIN

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able TO cure in all its stages, and
that is catarrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known
to the medical fraternity. Catarrh be-
ing Il constitutional disease. requires
constitutional treatment. Halls
catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces Of the system, thereby
destroying the foundation of the dis
ease. and giving the patient strengt h
by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much faith in
its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that
it fails to cure. Send for list of tes-
timonials. Address F J. Cheney K
Co, Toledo. O. Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
DARWIN DOWN-TO-DATE
An Authentic Imagination Of the Orig
in of Man Reprinted from a Mag
azine of Twenty Years Ago

1t was a lovely summer morning, in
the year 9OO1 before Christ. The woods
of Senegrambia were clothed in their
fairest costume, the lovely birds were
chirping and singing their morning
lays; the sky was one vast sheet of
blue; everything, in short. was full OF
sweetness and light. except the lovely
Lady Adeliza de Chimpanzee. She was
in the dumps. Moodily she rubbed her
shoulders against a huge palm tree,
and while performing this act heaved
a vast sigh. Just at that moment her
mother dropped from the tree above
her.
my daughter" said the Duchess de
Chimpanzee, why that sigh?"
"Ah, mama, look at me- said Lady
Adelfza. 'Se how different 1 am from
the rest of our tribe. See how white l
am becoming"
My daughter" said the Duchess,
languidly, as she seated herself on a
convenient boulder, you should be
proud OF the difference. 1t Is a dis
tinction. We are a higher race"
Il don't know, mama. See what
caudal appendages we have. All the
other folks can hang from the trees
by their tails, but we are compelled
to sit on the limbs
I'VE are advancing, my dear. You
are whittier than / am. You can talk
in your youth; 1 could not until mid
die age. Your grandmother, as you
know. can only grunt. You are moving
to higher sphere"
Well. mama. none of our folks will
marry me-" said Lady Adeliza, pout
ing.
NO. my child; it has been decreed
that there should be a selection OF the
fittest in marriage. We have offered
you to the Prince dOrang- Outang. who
is even whittier than you are. as his
wife.
"Oh. mama" hushed the Lady Ade-
liza, that's splendid. VIII ne come
| soon?''
Restrain yourself People of high
never get excited. He will bas here in
| Il short time.
| Lady Adeliza went away to look for
cocoanuts, and the Duchess sat on a
rock and refiectively scratched her
head.
the woods of Senegambia gaily sing
ing,
| Il would be a butterfly,
| Born in a bower"
when his eyes fell upon a lovely chin
panzee sitting in shallow brook suck
| ing a cocoanut. She was the loveliest
| creature he had ever seen. His hear,
was touched at once He raised nj:
eyeglass and stared at her until hel
eyes fell in modest confusion
Fair chimpanZee,' said he. '.wil
not-not-aw-ten me your aw-name?"
"Adeliza," whispered she.
The Duchess de Chimpanzee, wis
had witnessed the meeting from be
hind a clump of bushes, chuckled, an'
slid off on her left ear.
"Adeliza,' sighed the Prince, "thol
art aw-beautifu1. Wilt thou-aw- MARI
| mee''
| The Lady Adeliza threw the re
| mains of her cocoanut at the head o
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
INVERNESS ITEMS
(Chronicle)

c. L Brooks returned from Ocala
yesterday morning, having accom-
panied Mrs Brooks that far on her
journey to Indianapolis She will visit
in that city for time and then go to
Rabun Gap. Ga, where she will spend
the balance Of the summer.
J. W. McNabb died al his home near
town on the 10th inst, after lingeg-
ing illness, and death came as a relief
to long suffering Deceased was an ex-
Confederate soldier, member Of Geo.
T. Ward Camp, No. 14s, and was a
state pensioner.
The unveiling of the monument to
Rev. T. L. Cooper, by the Wnodmen OF
the World will take place at Crystal
River next Sunday. The occasion will
result in the town being crowded with
visitors on that day. Quite a number
from here contemplate being there
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
ILL LUCK IN OPALS
Positive Evidence to that Effect Oh
tained by n Long Island Lady ON
Recent Visit TO New York

Whether opals are unlucky or are
not is an open question. \ buxom lady
stoutly contends that they are, says
a writer in the Gentle Woman.
\ few years ago while spending the
summer at a Long Island resort, she
had come into town to do a little shop
ping. BY chance she met several
friends. After imbibing some tea and
eating a toasted muffin, the lady
glanced at the clock and discovered.
TO her CONSERVATION that she had
barely time left to catch her train. She
then gave a correct imitation of a hen
with its head cut off. Her hands We're
moist with perspfration and the gloves
positively refused to go on. In try
ing TO appeal TO them in a forcible
manner she dropped one on the floor.
and when she stopped to recover it
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
n, A.KRAMER
MOnteZuma Block, Ocala, Fla.
REDDICK

Reddick, August 19-The farmers
are saving some nice hay these sum-
mer days.
Mrs. Lambert and daughter Claro-
nell have returned from Columbia, 5
c.
Miss Eta Billingsley has gone to
Williston to visit friends.
Miss Bessie Cromartie has returned
to Gainesville after visiting her
brother, d. s. Cromarrie.
Messrs. Fridy, Rou and Dupree have
returned from Baltimore and report
having very pleasant time in that
city, but a very unpleasant one on the
voyage
Mrs. Mayfield and son Dell are visit
ing relatives here.
We are having some fine weather
for hay now, and hope ii will continue
for several days.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21

struck one Of her rings against the
foot Of the table. knocking from its
setting a much-prized opal
1t was the buxom lady who event
| ually came to the surface triumph
ant though very red in the face and
placed the truant opal safely in her
bag
When the ladies reached the street
there was not d moment to spare. a
car was in the very act of starting
The buxom lady did manage to get on
| board. however, after series of
pushes and grabs which did not tend
TO quiet what you might call her tea
strained nerves When the car started
she bumped into seat without know
ing exactly how it happened. and in
somewhat of a fuster was arranging
her costume 10 get il away from the
corkscrew effect when her eyes met
those of man standing in the aisle.
The man was not a friend of hers, not
even an acquaintance, but he lived at
the same hotel, and she had seen him
every day for two months. Without
moments thought she said:
How do you do
The man looked her over rather
cody and merely raised his hat With
out the aid ef opera glasses the lady
could see right away that she had
made a life-sized mistake and to
make things more embarrassing the
people next to her moved along SO
that the man might sit down He
hesitated a moment and then took the
seat. The lady felt that she should
and said:
drinking tea. Yes, drinking tea Isn't
it warm
The man glanced at her flushed
countenance and barely admitted that
the weather was warm, and then
started to read his newspaper. Some
one in the car Uttered. The lady
thought first of leaving by the door;
then, of jumping out Of the window
But she finally decided to stick to a
finish She had found from previous
experience that soda mints have a
tendency to relieve that feeling of
fullness in mind and body, and she al
ways carried a few loose in her wrist
bag. Feeling about until she found
one she surreptiously slipped it into
her mouth 1t felt hard as it went
down. The lady opened her bag again
and gave an agonized look inside
Good heavens" she excla lined
aloud, I've swallowed my opal
The man grasped her by the arm
and cried, you've swallowed your
what, madame?"
"Oh. yes, to be sure" soothingly
answered the man, Just a moment, be
calm, we are right at the ferry. Now
will you kindly excuse me madame?'
1t is useless to suggest to her that
the tea had anything to do with it,
She insists to this day that the opal
caused all the trouble.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
LIFE SAVED At DEATHS DOOR

Il never felt so near my grave,
writes ". r. Patterson, of Wellington.
Tex, as when a frightful cough and
lung trouble pulled me down to 100
pounds, in spite of doctors treatment
for two years. NY father, mother and
two sisters died Of consumption. and
that l anl<alive today is due solely to
DR.. kiugs New Discovery, which
completely cured me< Now I weigh
1s7 poands and ha<e been we'll and
strong Far years Quick, safe, sure
its the best remedy on earth for
coughs, colds. lagrippe, asthma. Group
and all throat and lung troubles. soc
and 81. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed
by Tydings & Company.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21

| have decided 10 open a parcel de-
livery service in connection with my
bicycle business and will deliver pack
ages or. messages to any part of the
city for ten cents. Call phone 42S.
Ocala Parcel Delivery Station, Fl. S.
Chambers, proprietor.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
SEEMED To GIVE
HIM 4 NEW STOMACH

Il suffered intensely after eating.
and no medicjne>--s >--sr--tTaa tment / tried
seemed to d.s%any good. ."\Nrites II. NJ.
Youn gre tsfs, editor OF the. Sun. Lake
View. ohio. The first few doses of
Chamtfrlain's Stomach and Liver
Tables gave me surprising relief. and
the seaend bottle seemed to give ME a
new stoaaacILA<~-sfhd perfectly good
health For sale by all dealers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
READ THIS

If you are troubled with any kid
ney, bladder or rheumatic trouble, you
will find sixty days treatment in a
dollar bottle of Halls Texas Wonder,
and seldom one bottle fails to cure
Send for testimonials. DR. f. w. Hail.
2926 Olive street, St Louis, Mo. Sold
by all druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
FALLS VICTIM TO THIEVES

". Bends Of Coal City, Ala, has a
justifable grievance. Two thieves stole
his health for twelve years They
Were liver and kidney trouble. Then
DR.. Kings New Lif< Pills throttled
them He's wel1 now Unrivaled for
constipation, malaria, headache, dys
pepsia. 25c. at Tydings & Cos.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
PEOPLE ARE TAKING POISON
In Impure Foods Every Day-Dr.
Wiley's Efforts to Curb the EVIL
Hampered by Members of the
Cabinet

Washington. August Z1.-The Taft
administration viii not dare to carry
out the plot TO drive DR. Harvey Wiley
from the government service. This
was the thought that suggested itself
time and again to the minds Of the
men and women who crowded the
Moss investigating committee rooms
and heard DIR. Wiley lay bare the
story of the systematic fight which
has been waged against him because
ne insisted the food manufacturers
keep their products pure
At times. as DR.. Wiley told of the
fierce persecution he had endured, his
voice almost broke, and he could pro-
-eeed only with difficulty..*Ht times,
also. the committee members, utterly
dumbfounded by the doctors state
ments, We're at a loss as TO what
questions to ask him next
Not only was it shown that DR.. Wi
Iey's efforts to serve the public and
protect it from Injurious and poison
Gus substances in food preparations
had been absolutely blocked by the
conspirators in the administration
headed by Secretary Wilson and his
controlling influence. Solicitor MEGA be.
but that the latest effort to force DR..
Wiley out of office was based upon a
letter which he never received and
knew nothing Of
Many Revelations
While the whole hearing was a sue
cession of revelations that left the
committee and spectators thunder
struck, the most astonishing testi-
mony came when DR.. Wiley told of his
efforts to prevent the use of alum,
and again when he recited the story
of how three cabinet members, Cortel-
you, Straus and Wilson. to please the
$50 200, 900 Corn Products Company,
abrogated the application of the pure
food law to a product of that con-
Germ.
Specific Cases
'Alum, used in foods" said DR. Wi
ley, Especially in making powder, is
responsible for the large amount of
constipation that is prevalent through
out the country. | considered its use
a serious danger to public health. and
wanted II stopped pending an investi-
cation. But the other two members
of the reviewing board overruled me.
as they invariably did. and the use of
alum is still permitted.
another case involved the use Of
sulphur dioxide. Duniay and McCabe
recommended that we discontinue the
rule requiring the present of this drug
be indicated on the label. AS the rule
had been adopted after a most eX-
haustive investigation 1 was convinced
that to do away with it would be a
grave mistake. Dunlay and McCabe
revoked the rule. however, during my
absence. and when l returned I wrote
a letter to Secretary Wilson, asking
for a hearing. But Secretary Wilson
did not even reply to my letter.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
BiOOdShed Has Influence

There is no doubt that Saturdays
affray at Llanelly. Wales, where the
troopers fired into a mob. killing two
men and wounding two others, had
much influence in ending the strike
The liberal government had almost
its existence a stake because of the
strike, as it depends on the working
classes for its power. The shooting
Of citizens by soldiers occurs less of
ten in the United Kingdom than in
any other European country and is
particularly repugnant to all classes
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21

Bites Of poisonous Insects that cause
the flesh to swell up must be treated
with a heating zantiseptic that will
counteractf the poison and heal the
wound BALLAR RD'S SNOW LINIMENT
answers esery= requirement in such
cases. Price 25a,s soc and ST per bot
tie. Sold b. all druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-21
QUICK AND CONVENIENT

If you want carriage or dray
any time between 4. N. and p. m,
call phone 42S. I will be glad TO serve
you. Ocala Parcel Delivery Station,
II. :. Chambers. Proprietor.