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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Relief in Five Minutes Awaits Every
Man or Woman Who Suffers
from a Bad Stomach.

Nothing will remain undigested
or sour on your stomach II wou will
take little DiapePsin occasionally
This powerful digestive and antacid,
though as harmless and pleasant as
candy, will digest and prepare for
assimilation into the blood all the
food YOU can eat
Eat what your stomach Graves,
without the slightest fear of Indi-
gestion or that you will be bothered
with sour rlsngs. Belchlng, Gas on
Stomach, Heartburn, Headaches
from Stomach, Nausea, Bad Breath,
Water Brash or feeling like you
had swallowed a lump Of lead, or
other diaagreeahlo migeriea. Should
YOU he suffering now from any
stomach disorder YOU can get reliei
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
FLATS Being IMPROVED
Mrs. H, 0. Farrow Making Important
Additions To Her Apart
ment Houses.

Mrs. H. o. Farrow, owner OF The
Frances and The Farrow fats is
making extensive Improvements OF,
her property A new three story ad-
dMion has been recently completed
and work Ia now progressing or the
basement Of the Frances fat that will
make OF Vt one OF the prettiest am,
most up-to-date restaurants and
dining rooms in the city for the &C
comodation of the many occupants
of the two large fat buildings, as
we'll as to- cater to all others who de-
sire to take advantage of this con-
venient location,
The spacious room Will be fitted
up in elegant style. Beautiful
French plate mirrors will surround
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Musical Attraction.

The first entertainment to he Civ
en- under the auspices of the Ladies
Aid Society of the Presbyterian
church will be held Oct. 81. IT is
under the c. w Best bureau. The
first will be musical attraction.
The following talent will appear
during the series Mrs. Edna May
Tilton, soprano: Mrs c. w. Best,
harpist; Miss Verne Mcclure, read
or Mrs. Clara Jensen, soprano;
Miss Marguerite Austin, violinist;
Claude c Cotthelf, pianist
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

great many catchy tunes and in the
past George Evans has proved that
he can wgite successes in iingling
pretty music. THE Dixie Derby" is
an elaboration OF the idea of those
funny pictures showing The Black
Vile Races, and is promised to be a
constant laugh from start to finish,
The company surrounding George
Evans embraces such minstrel favor
ties as John King, Rees V. Prosser,
Vaughn Comfort, Sam Lee, William
Cawley, Tommy Hyde. Charles Hill
lard, James Meehan, Sam Lloyd
Master George Koty, AL. Fontaine,
Lew Gilmore. James Castle and The
Five Banjo phiends. There is q
large band aud orchestra which in
sures a real musical treat
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Commercial Club To Meet.

a special meeting OF the CAIRO
Commercial club will be held at Club
Room No. S07 Washington avenue.
Thursday evening, September 2Sth
at s O'Clock for the consideration o.
a proposition to locate an industry
in. cairo of considerable Importance.
A fun attendance is particularly
desired
The citizens of Cairo generally are
invited to attend this meeting.
j. n. GALLlGAN,
President
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

called upon the assembly for speech
es. Many responded, among them
being l. L. Cole OF Beechwood Lodge
of Mounds, and Harry Collins of
Egypt lodge of Pulaski
MFR. Collins had just returned
from the meeting of the Sovereign
Grand Lodge He gave a very in
teresting account of the meetings.
Excellent refreshments were pro-
vided, after which smoker was en-
icyed
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Rock Hampers Boring.

The boring of the oil well near
Unity has progressed but little the
past several weeks owing to the en-
countering of a heavy ledge OF
rock. The drilIers have had some
difficulty in getting through this
ledge, so 1t is reported When this
has been pierced it is probable the
work will 90 ahead again at the
rate of speed previously acquired
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

George Evans and his Honey Boy
Minstrels. who will appear at the
Cairo Opera House Friday night.
Sept. 20, comes TO Cairo with the
largest and best entertainment OF
its kind on the theatrical horizon.
For the present production he has
provided a splendid scenic picture
called THE Wisteria Bower, for
the introduction of his entertain
ment. II has been painted by Unit
and Wickes, scenic artists for Daniel
Frohman's New York Lyceum
theater. The middle portion of the
show will offer southern spectacle
and dancing revel entitled, Down
Oh the Tombigbee, aud 1t is said ito
be beautiful picture of moon
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
housekeeping as soon as they can
secure a suitable residence.
Postal Bank for Clinton.

Clinton, KY, has been des' grated
as postal savings depository, ef-
fective Oct. 20 Postmaster Geo. w.
Berry OF that place has received
such notification from Washington.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

The Commercial Club will have
a special meeting this evening at .
O'Clock to consider proposition to
locate new industry in Cairo. A
large attendance is desired
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Mrs. Patterson Held.

Denver, Colo, Sept ga coro-
ner's jury here today held Mrs Ger
trude Patterson for the killing of
her husband. Charles A Patterson. a
former Chicago broker, here last
Monday Mrs Patterson did not
attend the inquest
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
VIII Locate in Cairo.

Mr.. and Mrs. A. NJ Kilgo, who
have returned to Cairo from May
field, Ky. will again locate here.
They are stopping AT present With
Mr.. and Mrs. William Casey of
Twenty-ffth street, but will go to
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Will Give Social

The Mounds Rebekahs will give
social tonight at the home OF Judge
Spence. Cairo and Mound City peo-
pie are invited to attend.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Fight night on the Bayou
Following this will come Honey
Boy" Evans himself in one OF those
Incompatible monologue moments
which have made him famous as
"Minstrelsy's brightest star The
Five Banjo Phiends will next be Of
fered in period of musical and
singing entertainment of a refined
character.
And then comes, "The Dixie Der
by" a musical comedy, for which
the book, lyrics and music have been
written by George Evans himself
and in which he will play the role OF
Snowflake Lincoln Crump, Jockey
I'll, who rides Dandy Dan to vic
tory in the Blackyille Derby.
This afterpieee will introduce
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Nav York Cafe Fresh oysters
any style, zoe doz. Hot Chilli, 10c.
Everything else reasonable. CHAS.
DEMOS. New York Cafe loo Eighth
street
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
81 e T II Meet Today.

The w. G. T. q. viii hold its regu-
lar weekly meeting this afternoon
with Mrs. oliver, OF 35ll Elm
street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
Enchra Is Success.

The euchre given by the St Pat
rick ladies' last evening was well at
tended and pronounced a success
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

the entire interior. which will give
the whole an air of elegance. The
furnishings will also be of the best.
A pretty covered entrance leads into
the large room from the walk on
Sixth street near washington avenue
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

We have dyed for others. let US
dye for you The Elks' CLEANING
and Dyeins Co.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

tons here of the quality that viii be-
billed from now on for period Of
eight weeks. The price will be FIVE,
ten and 5 cents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
PERSONAL,

Miss Hazel Aisthrope of 6t5 Wal
nut street. who has been soiournint
for some time at Ashyille. N c., will
return home in few days much i'm
proved in health.
Miss Georgia Jackson has taken q
position as clerk at the Western I'm.
ion office
A. w. Pyatt Of villa Ridge was
cairo visitor yesterday afternoon.
w f. Wilbourn returned to Olive
Branch yesterday morning after a
business visit here.
Miss Nellie Lind of 1404 Poplar
street has returned from visit to
Chicago as the guest Of her aunt
Mrs. o. c. Cameron Of Oak Park.
]. b. Bell of Morehouse, Mo, who
has been in the city has returned
home.
William Want has gone back tt
Metropolis after transacting bust
ness in the city.
o. r. Miller came over from Pa.
ducah yesterday morning.
Attorney J. B. Moore of Sikeston
Mo-, was here yesterday on lega
business.
B. r. Lawrence has returned t,
Golden after few days spent OIL
business here.
%
F. N Grain of Harrisburg cam,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL

ito Cairo yesterday morning on a
business trip.
Larry Newton of Vienna spent yes
| terday afternoon in Cairo tending to
| business matters.
F. ". Mcbride of Popular Bluff.
Mo, was in the city yesterday morn
| ing.
Mrs. w w. MILFORD returned to
Barlow. Ky. yesterday afternoon
after shopping scatter shopping sew
eral hours here.
Jerry Johnson of Clinton, Ky, is
in Cairo.
w p Ragsdale Of Charleston, Mo.
was here yesterday.
Dr II. d. Morrison, who has been
making ar extended fshing trip AZ
Northern lakes, is home
Mr.. and Mrs samuel White, who
have been touring the West since
June, arrived home yesterday,
| H. A. Ellsworth has returned from
business trip to Poplar Bluff, Mo.
| Claude Dillow. formerly with tht
| Clean Sweep Co, has taken a position
with Fletcher and Galligan,
Mrs. E. B. Shelton and sister, Miss
Pearl Jenkins of Wickliffe, Ky, We're
here Yesterday visiting friends.
Miss Mary Newell of ullin made a
trip to Cairo yesterday afternoon to
shop.
| Mr.. and Mrs. John P. Edwards and
daughter, Miss Zelma of Wickliffe,
XIV. were here few hours yesterday
afternoon in their automobile.
| Miss Grace Cummings is confined to
! her home on Twenty-third street by
| Illness.
The Misses Thompson of Charles
ton. Mo. were shopping in the city
yesterday.
Mrs. James Ross, who was calico
here by the illness and death of her
brother, Charles Kennedy, will re-
turn to her home in Kansas City, Mo
tomorrow.
M. V. Hart who has been visiting
relatives in the city has returned tC
his home in East St. Louis.
Misses Laura Clendenen and Alii'
Belts left yesterday afternoon TO
Wickliffe. KY. where they will spent
today with Mrs Estes.
Mrs. P. II. Olmstead of Moun'
City and her guest, Miss Ping, wer
here visiting yesterday
; Mrs. Alexander w. Weldon o
Eighth street left last night for Pa
ducah where she will be one of tn
. speakers at the sessions of tn
4 Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows an
Rebekahs being held in that cit
now. Mrs Weldon served term a
: president of the Illinois Rebekah
a few years ago and has been honor
4 ed on numerous occasions by tn
| lodge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Barlow, KY, came to this city yes
terday afternoon for visit to
friends.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Or. ] IT, Walsh has gone to Chi
cago to accompany his wife home
Mrs Walsh has been sojourning at
Michigan health resorts for two
months
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Miss Georgia Jackson has taken q
position as clerk at the Western I'm
ion Office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

AZ W. Pyatt of villa Ridge was
a Cairo visitor yesterday afternoon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Frank Roche of St Louis, Mo-,
formerly OF this city, is here as the
guest of Mr. and Mrs. Leslie B.
Roche of West Twenty-seventh
street
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Claude Dillow, formerly with til,
clean Sweep Co, has taken position
with Fletcher and Galligan
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Thomas Quinn, trainmaster for
the Mobile 4 Ohio of Jackson
Tenn, is spending few days here
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

w n Webster formerly Of Cairo
came up from Union City, Tenn.
yesterday,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

w f. Wilbourn returned to Olive
Branch yesterday morning after a
business visit here.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Mrs. f. B. Shelton and sister, Miss
Pearl Jenkins of Wickliffe, Ky, were
here Yesterday visiting friends.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Miss Allie Belts of Mound City
was here yesterday afternoon as the
guest of Miss Laura Clendenen,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28


Miss Margaret Lansden of 313
Sixth street has returned from a sew
erai weeks visit to her sister, Mrs
Robert Peek Bates Of Chicago,
Miss Clara McOousld Of 607
Washington avenue has returned
from a vacation visit spent with
relatives OF Marysvre aud other
Missouri points.
Miss Alice DeGelder of Beech
Ridge was in Cairo visiting friends
yesterday afternoon
Editor F. A. Dayie Of the Anna
Talk was here yesterday afternoon
on business
Mrs. G. E. Marshall OF Fort Scott,
Kan, arrived yesterday Afternoon
for an extended visit to her daugh-
ter. Mrs. George Boyd of Thirty
fourth street
Leon f. Denison of the Denson-
Gholson Dry Goods Co., was in
southern Illinois points yesterday
on business trip for his firm.
w J. Hopkins, Jr~, son of Mr..
and Mrs. W ]. Hopkins of the
Planters Hotel has returned to st.
Louis, Mo, where he is employed,
after visit here Of g few DAYS to his
parents and sisters
w r Webster formerly Of Cairo
came up from Union City, Tenn,
! yesterday,
Thomas Quinn, trainmaster fol-
the Mobile 4 Ohio of Jackson
Tenn, is spending few days here
| Wallace Hudson, formerly clerl
OF the Halliday hotel but now o
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel "hite ar
rived home yesterday after a visit
TO Chicago and points In the west
Their son. Chester. who accom-
panied them on the western trip
remained in Chicago where he will
attend school this winter
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Miss Mary Newell of Ullin made
trip to cairo yesterday afternoon to
shop,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Leon e. Denison of the penison-
Gholson Dry Goods Co., was in
southern Illinois points yesterday
on a business trip for his firm.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Wallace Hudson, formerly clerk
Of the Halliday hotel but now o,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Editor r A. Dayie of the Anna
Talk was here yesterday afternoon
on business
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

H. A. Ellsworth has returned from
a business trip to Poplar Bluff, Mo
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

| to Cairo yesterday morning on
business trip.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Miss Alice DeGelder of Beech
Ridge was in Cairo visiting friends
yesterday afternoon
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Miss Margaret Lansden of 313
Sixth street has returned from sew
erai weeks visit to her sister, Mrs.
Robert Peek Bates Of Chicago
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-28

Mr.. and Mrs. John P. Edwards and
daughter. Miss Zelma of Wickliffe.
KY. were here few hours Yesterday
afternoon in their automobile.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
P XII.

The funeral was over. Warrington
returned to the desolate house. Sun
per done. he went to his den and took
down a book. Could he live here now
He doubted it, for it was a house of
empty doors. The telephone ranp. He
toe up the receiver.
Mamma wants you TO come over and
spend the night with us. John and
Kate will be here, too.
He recognized Patty's voice.
II shall be very glad to-" he replied.
"Good-bye."
him. They engaged his interest the
oment he entered the house. They
talked Of a thousand and one things
diverting: the foreign news, the polit-
ical outlook. the September horse show
at which Patty would ride and jump,
what was contemplated in society for
the fall and winter. the ice carnival
and the engagements.
Why don't you enter your Irish
hunter" asked John, when the talk
Veered around to horses again.
i ride for the mere pleasure of it,
replled Warrington; "or, If you will,
I'm 100 lazy to learn the judges cate
chism."
Presently they had him telling how
he had written his first play, and how
completely Mrs. Jack had fooled him
on their first meeting.
NO, have not the slightest desire
70 return to the STAGE said Mrs. Jack,
IN answer to a casual inquiry made by
Warrington.
Not while I'm around" supplement-
ed John.
Why. nothing could lure me back to
II" Mrs Jack declared emphatically.
I am happy. I am very happy. 1 have
nothing to wish for. save thai my hap
piness may endure"
~ M rS P.Nprai,ofnp u,ho VA
grown to love her daughterinlaw,
smiled benignly.
You will always be happy, my dear;
you were bern to be. 1t is the Just
reward for making those around you
happy"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
Age Of oysters.

oysters grow only during the sum-
mer and especially during the long.
III at that, and are scarce
~ big enough for the mouth before
the third year. 1t is easy after look
ing over a bunch Of shells to tell how
old an oyster is. A summer hump and
the winter sink come across the shell
every year, but after the seventh or
tenth year full growth comes; then,
by looking at the sinks between the
humps it is hard to tell anything
more about Miss Oysters age. oysters
live to be twenty years old.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
FEED YOUNG GIRLS
Must Have Right Food While Growing.

Great care should be taken at the
critical period when the young girl is
Just merging into womanhood that the
diet shall contain that which Is up
building and nothing harmful.
At that age the structure Is being
formed and If formed Of a healthy,
sturdy character, health and happiness
will follow; on the other hand UNI
healthy cells may be built in and a
sick condition slowly superyene which.
II not checked, may ripen into q
suffering.
A young lady says:
Coffee began to have such an effect
on my stomach a few years ago that I
finally quit using st. It brought on
headaches, pains In my muscles, and
nervousness.
Il tried to use tea in its stead, but
found its effects even worse than those
/ suffered from coffee. Then for a long
time / drank milk at my meals, but at
last it palled on me. A friend came to
the rescue with the suggestion that I
try Postum.
II did co, only to find at first, that I
didn't fancy it. But I had heard of SO
many persons who had been benefited
by Its use that I persevered, and when
I had it made dght-according to d.
rections on the PACKAGE found 1t
grateful in favour and soothing and
strengthening to my stomach. can
find no words to express my feeling
of what I owe to Postum!
I'm every respect it has worked a
wonderful improvement the head
aches, nervousness, the pains In my
side and back, all the distressing
symptoms yielded to the magic power
OF Postum. My brain seems also to
share In the betterment of my phys
ical condition; it seems keener, more
alert and brighter. I am, in short, in
better health now than for a long
while before. and / am sure I W 1t
to the use Of your Postum" Name
given by Postum Company, Battle
Creek. Mich.
There's a reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. hey
are genuine, true, and x.H Of hHsasn
interest.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
GREATLY ATTACHED TO ii
Husband Who Had married Money
Acknowledged the Truth to His
Friends Query.

Apropos of. a beautiful young wife,
worth $40. ooo. 900. who had just d.
vorced her penniless husband in or
der to marry again, Henry E. Dixey,
the comedian. said at a dinner in New
York:
The young man who marries for
money has hone too easy a time of it.
His rich wife is likely to tire of him
and throw him out in a few years, or
else she is likely to limit his allow
ance to Is or SO cents a day.
ct married money a mar once
said to me.
Wasn't there a woman attached
to it? / asked.
eyes. you bet there was he ex-
ploded. so much attached to it that
she v parted with e penny"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18

County, Iowa. from 1870 to 1891 and
during that time l became conversant
with the splendid properties of Doan's
Kidney Pills. prescribed them in
cases of kidney trouble with excellent
results"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. SO cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
A Strange situation.

"Humor is a funny thing said.
Binks.
1T ought to be-. said the Philoso,
pher.
"Oh, / don't mean that way. said
Binks. 7 mean that 1t Is a strange
thing. Now. / can't speak French,
but ! can always understand a French
joke, and I can speak English. but I'm
blest If I can see an English Joke.
Most people are" said the Philo,
sopher.
Are what?' said Binks.
"Blest II they can see an English.
joke" said the Philosopher. ut is a
sign OF an unusually keen vision
Harper's Weekly.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
Made II Necessary.

Horace Greeley invented the type,
writer"
Where did you get that idea?"
We'll, that isn't exactly what I
mean, but his handwriting was prob
ably more responsible for it than any
other one thing"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18

symptoms. 20 attain
perfect health, you
must keep your filters
right. You can use
no better r e m e d Y
than Doan's Kidney
Pills.
DIR. T. Marshall.
East Oakland. Cal,
says: Il practiced
medicino In Marchnu.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
Very Much Attached.

Swenson--Why do you always hear
\ ship referred to as "she"?
Benson guess it is because she
sometimes becomes very much at
lached to a buoy.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
HEALTHY KIDNEYS ESSENTIAL
TO PERFECT HEALTH.

When healthy, the kidneys remove
about 500 grains of impure matter
from the blood daily; when unhealthy,
some part of the impure matter is alb
sorbed, causing various diseases and
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
CONTINUED Next Weekly


I'm sorry you've got to leave Eden ana
go to work simply because I gave you the
rest Of that apple" said contrite Eve.
Never mind" Adam. ..The
ultimate consumer always gets the worst
Of IT,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18
Local Color.

II understand that sixteen different
women have brought suit for breach
of promise against Ritter. Whats his
d]efense2
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18

ooh, he claims that he was simply
getting material for his annual output
of summer love stories."-Puck.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18

Teacher-Tommy, what is a CO
Quette?
Tommy-It.s a thing you make out
of what's left OF the stewed chicken.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-18

L III Plll1~ Nl@E -
Remember, my boy. that the frh
year of married life is always the
hardest"
That so?"
Yes. 1t will take you all that time
to give dinner parties to h relatives
and friends who believe they ought to
be invited to test YOU wife's cooking"