New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-23

1 the heat waves, you don't have TO side
up and bend over your ear 10 know what
they are saying. The following is phono-
graphic record of 90 per cent Of the hot
weather conversation Of the city;
Hello Bill! Hot. amt it?"
sure is. I believe it's hotern 1t was
yesterday"
"Nope-weather man says It's three-quar-
tiers of a degree cooler"
What is it to-day. anyhow
well, the papers say the official mark
is IS degrees. but have a guaranteed in
strument planted outside my Office window
that registered 115 in the shade. and
know it's a good one, because got it with
cigar coupons
That's a crime about that Weather Blu
reau thermometer. anyhow. Where they
take the measure Of these hot days is away
up on the top of the thirty-story whitehall
Building. Up there every breeze in this
part of the country gets a square lex at
the government thermometer Why don't
they move it down 10 the street level
where we poor guys all have 10 live and
where the horses are dropping by the
DOZEN"
GOSH business Of wipng forehead
with limp handkerchief) Did you see
how how many people were killed and
Frustrated today
Il got a glimpse Of an early edition. ana
II saws eleven dead and twenty-five over
come. That's a pretty good figure but
have a bet with our cashier that the q
will go TO fifteen and the p's 70 thirty be-
fore o'clock.
"yyeu. I'm glad TO see, anyhow, that New
York is keeping ahead of Chicago in that
respect. Yesterday Chicago had only eight
dead. as against our twelve. You have 10
give it TO New York there
.AIaybe it'll be cooler tomorrow.
oYep-the forecast IS for possible show
ers"
and cool of.
It."
CExit through ornate swinging doors)
And when they get inside, under the
electric fans. they go over the not grouhu
very carefully again with the Dar'ehueI
and other wise sufferers who are heating
themselves up on alcohol TO hght 'ne h'e''
temperature. 60
gether in such weather-it Is ano'heI ara"
hack Of the heat-without one OK me crown
being the possessor Of positive IDEAS ne
insists on telling you what 10 90 10 heoP
perfectly cool. OF course, MS own Ooi'''
NAV be hanging limp and hfeiess apou. .
soggy neckband and he may be perSpiiine
-perspiring. did say? Nay. sweating me
q horse. But, just the same, nc AWAY
has the nerve to spring his sure thihs rem
edies on you. -. ,o
..rbe trouble with US ginks Is that we
eat too much during the heated Term
,ays one OF the such. "Cut 1t out! Ea'
,o,bIre more than half an orange ana
co,,nla NJ ain pickles for breakfast with Il
do,,h,e norton of the same for your mght
meals. Don't eat but couple oi ihoai'
o,.or,, +wentv-four hours. And don't fhdhe
a movement of your muscles that ISM al
absolute llfe-and-death necessity
Plight after that one you are apt 10 ru'.
rnon a follower of the opposing school VI
advice merchants.
"Tbe trouble with us ALL" this insurgeh'
will tell YOU, us that we don't eat ehousi'
when II begins TO get hot we don nav
anv vitality left to fight off the effects OF
the heat. and the first thing you kno" QUIZ
name slips into the mourntui column "'
49, go ., the heat story in the papers
Fat-that is the secret or getting AVA
from the heat peril Eat steaks-pis' tii' ~
tuicy steaks. They give your pody serehe' VI
enough TO carry 1T through ana overcome no
the effects of the humidity. Also an
,,ar,v NJ good exercise 10 keep yourSeli III
,r,ro--that's the only way TO keep the neat
from getting your proud goat 49,.
c,h,da chem not. For verify wnen 'iio
,oa, radia,ions bore into our systems theS
r,oLa &c saw and do passing queer Things
Orlv recently I caught sight OF strange
vnec,acI. that made its way through the
husv heat waves Of Washington oauai g
7, was about 8 o'clock OF blistering ailer-
- ,ho hottest part OF one OF the hot'es'
Sa,,s tbis summer. Suddenly the strains
80 ,,rdoun music were borne TO my as
eoriebea ears. The strains had "ahueio"
forth from a nearby garage ana "eie
Ae,np produced by chauffeur III an u
1ersbirt that was entirely without sieoVoS
snd had a deep Kitty Gordon cut IN inc
back. ,ou.
EVEN as T watched, no OF the mandolin
called wildly 10 companions witn'h 'n'
garage, and four OF them swarhieu ou' -
a waiting motor car. one OF 'heih 'ooh
the wheel beside him Of the tuneiui man
dcIin. They made solemn circuit OF 'h'
dazzling square in this fashion-the fhu
stefan up front playing seiecuoh IRON
Faust" all the while. They then re-eh
tered the garage.
And another time-this other was at Man
haitian street and Broadway, where I'M
subway bursts out into daylight ana DC
comes an elevated for q short distance
team Of horses hitched 20 a too heavy LOAF
of radiators started south UP the Broad
way hill. Now these days a mere gianc'