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The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
A POEM A DAY.
TmE JOYS on nArrD TRANSIT.

THE JOYS on RAPID TRANSIT.
What's worse on a ear
When going real fast,
Thdh tO'look up and see
Your street going past?
Youngstown Telegram.
What's worse on a car
In all this wide land.
Than paying your fare
And having TO stand g.
Los Angeles Express
what's worse on car
With passengers brlmmin'
And all smokers seats
Filled up with women
-Johnstown Democrat
What's worse on a car
When taking nap.
Than 10 have fat woman
Fan into your lapI
What's worse on ear
That's easy 10 say.
Ills 10 pop 10 a girl
And have her say naNe
-Chattanooga Times.
What's worse on a car
Than having a corn
Some fellow will mash
AS sure as you're born?
Birmingham Age-Herald
What's worse on car
Than 10 hear the con" say.
Your kids over six
And his fare you must pay?
New York Globe
What's worse on car.
As the corners you hunt,
Than 10 have the con- hawl.
Jaw. move up In 'front.'?
st. Louis Times.
What's worse on n car.
In the siN-o'clock rush
What could there be worse
Than just the sign: 'BRUSI"2
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
Private John Allen Grieves.

Private John Allen is at the Wal
dorf on mis- annual trip north. but this
time he declines to admit he is from
Mississippi, OF which he has hitherto
been proud In fact, he signed him
self on the hotel register as John NJ.
Allen. L. S. A." and let II go at that.
The answer is "Vardaman."
NO. sir, don't sign Mississippi
after my name any more said Mr..
Allen yesterday. Il just can't. SO
far as am concerned, they have sue
ceeded in making me strike from the
spangled banner OF the union the
bright. gllttering star that used to
mean Mississippi. but they have left
behind IL a stripe, At emblem OF
her degradation. This sentiment. |
may explain, is almost an exact quo
talon from what Sargent s. Prentiss
said when congress decided a con-
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

named Dana. Sitting in the seat In
the car with me was a farmerlike
man. Getting into conversation with
him | asked about the relative stand
ing Of the two candidates.
Well, he said. the Danas Is like
the Adamses, and the Adamses is like
a hill o. potatoes-the best on EN- Is
under the ground
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
ForeseeInq a Possible Dancer.

Confidential Lawyer-ln this inves-
tigation you purpose carrying on, as
TO what your enemies have got up
their sleeves, you Will need compe-
tent detective. | presume
Trust Magnate-Yes. but not too
competent. don't want one that
will go prying into our own private
affairs.-Chicago Tribune
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

tested election against him, but 1t
about expresses my feelings. How the
people OF Mississippi could have in
dorsed Vardaman to represent them
In succession to such men as have
gone from the state TO the United
States senate in the past passes com
prehension. New York Sun.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
He Was From Kentucky.

When Speaker Champ Clark, OF
Missouri, was prosecuting attorney OF
Pike county an old darky came into
his office at Louisiana one morning
and. after beating around the BRAN
bles for few minutes. brought forth
the object OF his visit.
"Wuzn' you bawp in Kaintucky.
Mas Champ" he inquired cautiously.
Sure. Uncle Henry"
Use had spishuns you wuz. sub,
mon once, but the other mawnin'
when you make dat speech agin Sam
Collins and say dat whisky wuz de
greatest ebil in de worl | begins to
hab misdoubtments, sub"
What's where / was born got TO do
with 1t. Uncle Henry? It's a fact,
isn't it?'
Use bawn In Kaintucky myself
sub" said Uncle Henry with pride.
ian hahn givin' of no 'pinium on dat
subjeck. but you'd please me clean
down to de groun.' sub, ef you'd tell
me ef de persecutin' attorney has got
10 swear TO his speech, er is he jis'
talkin TO de jury."-New York Herald
Thnad.Ivhia astanI{ghad
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

it's only my friend
trihe, that's all. !
this result, like tn
dismal dependence
Bits never called Q
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

\ British mine owner has given the
government 5000 as a prize for TIE
best electric safety lamp for miners in
the opinion OF two distinguished elcc-
trical and mining experts,
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
Ben Buffers Comparison.

II happened TO be in Massachusetts
some years ago" said a Pittsburger,
when Ben Butler was running for
governor. His opponent was a man
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

Mrs. say Monogamist
m
nothing but Bits only
other might call
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
CUT RATE DRUG STORES =
OBSERVATIONS

essential Monogamist!"
sad dissatisfied HE;
nothing Bits only OFT
the other woman might call hut
friends, Aunt Mary business
/ sifed his whole correspondence;
this result like the rest as so
dismal despo .
a never called out q
would they could
his excepting OF what spend
he though his Lady
working further the least
lurking cant get scandal on Bill II
in No wonder m
suspicion relate am losing all wifey affection
husband who
detection who's simply monogamist'
have buhered the turkey
a Of family and the guests
o
domestic science school learn TO
caryetu chasing IT all the table and
landing n and gentemens shrt-bosoms
The will spread 1t Will become
| the gentle-reader VINO now scans
theseln school twxt now and the last
YOU turkey dark mince pie no cranberry
Of America shall carve Thanks
there VIII De oun
att the land!
canada Killed reciprocitv while killed of the
woole she
er-viden gsmle onth of the trusts
Moral: Bob IaFollete
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
MOB" GOING TO LANSING

+ "A 'MOB' GOING ~ LANoINO
organization than hundred representative
men Of the state has been formed urge Osborn call special
legislature purpose of securing the SUBMISSION
providing for the initiative on
initiative and referendum on state laws ana iOr inc
recall
Gov Osborn has consented committee Thursday Nov
at4 p m, in executive chamber in Lansing
Here are Of who will call on the governor
Asr Samuel OsEs; es.,S" h. o. eoIo cos
s'S:.: cs'ds s tr. .n1 M%s' s:vo %Ss;
sst:" Gate. Ss c : John O'i
S:ssss Frederic. s:rs John Ingram sr &
MeOons John MsyesT n: ee s oSU s.%".
Pip s%tns"y Pratt oo%:: s ] and
.s ~ s c.: au s FSb. F'R W
Mun:h~ cnas snsr Ghas o ss Jackson. s. JUDGE % jaime.
sss s:s s %s Aay re CITY, w.
slack AM. Msqess Il MG0'e sDa' h s' Graham r'
sS g. ssp.sy sse p so s s sS[' AI' csuS
Geo s. os: The Markell . to. DsT ss H f s TS' TIL.
Phelps: n the asT T. ST. s.
Joseph F. syam Mcdowell; Yale Jas A.
We reprint these the pet argument andpa
president against initiative, referendum and recall
Taft declares that these reforms LAW BY THE MOB
They therefore regards the mob
Webster a mob" a "dordery crowd
you with his bunch in the street
outside governors Lansing exam he this committee
Of Michigan citizens approaching GET ONTO DE MoBF
J. l. Hudson will be of the members Of the mob
Fyfe John Wilbur Brohern the Revs Arthur
Huston Marquis and Bishop Charles Williams will be
members of this mob
But feel the entertains immediate fears OF personal
violence.
We saw cartoon newspaper the other day directed
against the recall.
1t showed rope moose it. the words Lynch law"
Beside this moose there was another the words The
recall"
We have an idea pleased President Taft expressing as
sentiments toward this reform
Detroit this week. word received that cood man VINO
had shot police captured the and was being
brought the city
big crowd had gathered in police headquarters by
the with their pronera CROWD NOT mob
Through this crowd the prisoner was taken safely
the report that he feared for his e
Whether he material there occasion for any
such fear
He was fully protected by LAW OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN
and by being awresping and lawabdng city
Composed Of aw.respectng individuals only CROWD
IN THE ABSENCE OF LAW TO AvENGE THE CRIME OF THE
PRISONER the slightest doubt that this would have been
mob.
by leaders for reforms who viii petition the governor
Michigan in boots.
II LAW TO RELIEVE THEIR CONDITION AS THE
ROBBED VICTIMS OF PRIVILEGE which the people de-
1nand as a CROWD but NOT, Mr.. President, as MOB
will crowd become the mob when depect OF existing
law goes unpublished volators pile their millions
crowd become the mob that sad day should
when law and laws which the people DEMAND
them of difference privilege by friendly president or
representatives of the Interests PEOPLE Washington
mob declares President Taft again and again. against
these reforms intended government nearer to the people
president forgetting law by the people is law by the
the mob which hoodwinked and deceived into
making him its president
III i the with farmer
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

With an output OF 7,l21 $50 short
TONS. Tennessee established a new high
record for coal production last year.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

carve turkey
landing II in
The Chic
ton wide. Y
these lines, v
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20

Philadelphia established the frst
ruhlic manual training school in he
United States In 1855. now there arc
suth schools iu nearly 1000 cities OF
moro than 1000 population.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-20
From Another Point Of View

Ely
10 before
But just now the Giants are the. short end OF IT.
earlier
a /
probably isn't exactly OF love first sight
and the having
a a the next
door flute have the bill
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Cholera Appears on
the Steamer Berlin
Passenger Taken III -Four Days After
Leaving Naples and Dies
Thirty Hours Later.

NEW YORK, June 13.-The North Cor
man Lloyd liner, Berlin. which reached
here today from Mediterranean ports. re-
ported at quarantine that a steeraee pas
senger was taken III with cholera four lays
after leaving Naples and died thirty hours
later. This is the first cholera case re-
ported on incoming steamships for months
The Berlin left Genoa. Naples, the next
day and Gibraltar June g. -Four days after
leaving Naples, Russo Braggio. a steerage
passenger from CalabriA, was taken sud
denly Ill and for thirty hours suffered
symptoms Of cholera. Braggio died June
Z and was Immediately buried at sea- At
quarantine a meteorological examination
of cultures was at once begun.
The Berlin was thoroughly disinfected.
All OF the $50 steerage passengers will be
removed TO Hoffman island and probably
by tomorrow morning all the SIS cabin pas
sengers on tie steamer will be released
from quarantine. The Berlin has 125 first
cabin and $50 second cabin passengers.
DR. Doty health commissioner at Quar-
antine; says there need be no fear that
the confusion win get foothold.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
GOVERNMENT INSPECTORS
FINISH THEIR SESSIONS
Ntnety-Fivs in AtteAdanee-Pay =
Visit 20 the south Omaha
Plants.

The annual meeting Of the animal in
dustry inspectors which has been in prog
ress here since Monday morning. came TO
a close at noon Tuesday, after speech
by DR.. A. d. Melvin, chief Of the bureau.
setting forth the work accomplished by
the bureau In the last year.
At $50 o'clock the inspectors met at the
federal building and left In a body For
South Omaha, where an inspection OF the
plant and yards were made. The party
was split into three sections. which were
conducted BY different guides throughout
the entire plant. The majority of the gov
eminent inspectors will leave Omaha to-
night for the various homes. The meat
inspectors, however. may stay over tomor-
row and make more complete tour OF
the packing plants at South Omaha Seven
more veterinary inspectors arrived I'm
Omaha Monday night and Tuesday morn
ing and brought the total number OF gov
eminent employees In session at the meet
ing TO ninety-fivs, which 10 the largest
western meeting Of the bureau inspectors
ever held.
When asked II any recommendations had
besen made for a change IN the legislation.
DIR, Melvin said not. and the meeting had
been taken up by going over the work OF
the department in detail for the last year.
Several new plans for the Improvement OF
the bureau was taken up. The fact that
the bureau is continually growing more eff
eisnt was brought out by the reports Of the
inspectors and the questions which have
presented themselves 20 the bureau for
some time past
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Northern Baptists
Are in Convention
Seek to Promote Denomination Unity
and Efficiency in Effort to
Evangelize World.

PHILADELPHIA. June 1s.-The Northern
Baptist convention, the first of three great
organizations OF the church to meet in this
city in the next two weeks, opened its ses-
sion in the Baptist temple today. This
convention represents more than 100000
communicates of that church in the
northern United States. Next week the
general convention OF the Baptists OF
North America, representing the Baptists
Of the entire United States and Canada
will meet here, followed by the Baptist
World Alliance. The latter organization
will bring to this city Baptists from many
foreign countries.
The convention which met today is q
delegate body and was organised to give
expression to the opinions of it's constituency
on moral, religious and UNCONVENTIONAL
matters and the promote denominational
unity and efficiency in efforts for the
evangelization of the world.
The meeting was opened with devotional
exercises, conducted by DR.. Emery w.
Hunt, president of the Denison university.
Granville. o.. who 10 also president Of the
convention. The presidents address was
the feature of the morning session. Various
reports Of committees were also heard.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
GOOSE EGG FOR THE ROURKES
Denver Wins Second Pitchers Battle
from Omaha Tribe.
KNsEILA IN FINE SHAPE


DENVER. Colo, June 1s.-(special Tele-
gram.)--In the closest. hardest contested
game of the year. Omaha lost a pitchers
battle this evening. Hall made but one
mistake during the game, giving the first
man up in an inning base on balls who
was afterwards scored by a hit. Neither
OF the actual errors charged against
Omaha had anything to do with the runs,
but Williams ran past fly in the fifth
inning, permitting Kinselia to register a
three-base hit. The fielding generally was
crisp, fast and accurate.
Omaha drove only three balls out of the
diamond. two OF these being hits and one
= fly to Cassidy. Williams two hits were
On slow balls toward first that he beat
Hall yielded four hits, three of them being
clean and one misjudged. Luck broke de-
cidedly against the visitors in the fourth
Hall gave Gilmore, first man up. a base
on balls, who scored on Bealls two-base
hit. In the next inning Coffey hit into
center and scored on the long hit that
williams aid not get under.
Omaha got only one man to second base
A feature Of the game IL the way fielding
chances for Denver were grouped near the
bottom of the batting order. There Will be
two games tomorrow Score;
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Hastings Ball Team
is in Bad Shape
Many Mea on tas hospital List, but
Manages King Will Fill
Their Places,


HASTINGS, NeS,, Juhs ,-tSpeciai.)-
Manager Klins Of the HASTINGS base BAH
team Is expected back from scouting ex-
petition today or Tomorrow with enough
new players to put ths club again on a
winning basis, A thorough reorganization
Is in progress and fans here believe that
before the week Is over the Briokmaikars
will be performing In satisfactory fashion,
In the last Saturday game Hill, enc OF
the mainstay OF the pitching staff, bFsks
an ankle bone In slide to second. In the
same game Catcher HoeFais, who had beeA
laid up most Of tbs sess0a with sickness.
broke q finger aaA yesterday DonReily, the
other catcher, came down with a mus
cular trouble that made 1t impossible for
him to play. Third Baseman Pierce has
been suffering with tonsilitis and GaFEes
has been sick, Sindeiar has been strug-
Cling with a battling aiImsnt on his bust
ness shoulder. To fill the vacancies
caused by illness and Injuries It has been
necessary to comb the LEGAL town lets
for recruits.
Manager Killing put in several days
scouting among the Independents In St..
Louis and Kansas City and, according tC
reports received here. he is returning with
likely bunch Of players.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Governor Carey Puts
Ban on Prize Fights
and Boxing Matches
County Attorney at Sheridan Receives
Letter From Executive Quoting Law
and Ordering it Enforced

SHERIDAN. Wyo., June 18--(speeial
Telegram. )-wholesale arrests. II neces-
sary as q means Of stopping the so-ealled
boxing exhibitions which have been held
in Sheridan county and elsewhere in wyo-
ming have been ordered by Governor Carey.
In letter Just received by County At
torney d. l. GOssrty Of this county Gov
ernor Carey calls attention 70 section 5s95
OF the revised statutes OF 1910. which sps-
officially prohibits prize fights and pro-
vides for fine and imprisonment for any
who are In any way connected with such
exhibitions.
The county attorney has advised the
Sheridan Athletic association and the Wyo-
ming Athletic club OF the contents OF the
governors letter and suggests that all
dates be cancelled.
The Wisconsin KID, secretary and match
maker for the Wyoming Athletic club.
under whose auspices match between
Jack Fitzgerald OF Omaha and Maurice
Thompson OF Butte has been arraigned
for July a would make no statement for
publication. -
Howard Baker OF the Sheridan Athletic
association Is undecided whether 70 call
OFT the fight between himself ana Jimmy
Mcdonald Of Denver. scheduled Cor June
a. or TO 80 ahead with It and risk the
consequences.
The governor states in his letter that
he Is communicating with the butterflies
OF other sections Of the state where fights
are known TO have been held or are IN
prospect
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Beat Doves Sensational Twenng Came Grizzlies Blank Roes
Big Increase in the
Assessment Of the
South Dakota Lands
Millions Of Dollars Added by Reason
Of Title Passing from Govern
ment to Settlers.

PIERRE. S. D.. June l3.-(specisi.)-The
real estate assessment OF South Dakota will
be increased approximately F,Ooo,OOO over
last year, through the placing OF lands I'M
der taxation which will be assessed the
first time by the title passing either by
final proof, the sale OF Indian heirship or
state lands.
The greatest increase will be In the
counties OF Stanley, Perkins and Trip,
each OF which viii show an increase Of
100000 more on their real estate figures.
AS the spring meeting Of county auditors
decided on very little change In any class
OF property from the figures OF a year ago,
there will be no great increase other than
that on lands. The total assessed valus-
ton for last year on all classes OF property
was almost tSSs.OOO.OoO, and II is possible
that the total may 50 as high as $3.50, 900. OOO
this year.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Harness Races
Open at Beatrice
Glenwood and DR.. Reeves Win in
Straight Heats-Ira x. Wins
Running Event.


BEATRICE Neb., June B-(special Tel
egraun. 1.-THE circuit races opened here this
afternoon at the Driving park, with a large
crowd in attendance. The day was per-
feet and the track in fine condition for
the horses to do their best. The first
race, the $50 trot, was won In straight
heats by Clenwood, with Ben Bliss second
and Swink third. In the second race, the
2:is trot. DR.. Reeves won in straight heats,
Royal Wilkes second and Bell Rose third.
In this race the three winning horses
were almost neck and neck during the
mile, and 1t was one OF the closest and
most exciting finishes ever seen on the
local track.
The five-eighths of a mile running race,
with eleven starters, was won by Ira X.
Tomorrow is Beatrice day and Thursday
Fairbury day at the races, and much larger
crowds are expected. THE Beatrice Military
band has been engaged to furnish the
music. Summary:
$3.50 trot, purse 500:
Glenwood, g. g., by Glenwood Cur
Ben Bliss. b. g.. by Robert Ryan
tesD ~ Mana:
Omaha and Ean patterson also started.
Tine: 2:2lh. 2:24. 2.s4ll.
2;i9 trot purse 500.
DR. Reeves, b. g., by Gatama (Owensl
Royal wilkes. b. g.. by Billy Red
Bell Rose. blk. m, by Alcanterro On. /.
"a i ScKinney, Tfouchdown and Tsddy K
Five-eighths mile running, eleven starters:
Ira X won. George Culver second, Elsie
Van third Time: i:43k.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Engine Runs Wild
Through Kansas City
COllides with Freight Train and Five
Cars Are Backed Off the
Track.

KANSAS. City, Mo-, June IA wild
engine caused two freight train wrecks
was itself detrailed and tied up two rail-
road lines near swope Park here today
The engine which caused the wrecks was
that OF work train on the Kansas City
southern railway. 1t was going south, push
ing three cars ahead Of H. when the en-
sineer saw a regular freight approaching
The engineer and fireman Jumped. The
engine sped on and threw the approaching
engine and two cars off the track.
The impact OF the two trains threw the
reverse lever OF the work train engine and
It rapidly backed away from the wreck.
A mile north OF the first wreck the wild
engine collided with an extra freight Five
cars were derailed, blocking the Missouri
Pacific track. near by.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
SIOUX CITY CHANGES IT'S LUCK
PuebIo a. Defeated by score of Five
20 Four.

TUhbIsO JUHe Io.--AFIeT IOHIhE ten
straight, Sioux City. by playing errorless
ball and timely hitting, won today from
Pueblo After tn evisitors had taken
lead OF three runs Pueblo batted Clark out
OF the box. A base on balls and Breens
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Auburn's New Pitcher
Blanks Falls City
SoenermaR Heids the Leaders to Three
Scattered Hits in Fastest Game
of Season.

CLARINDAi la, June ls.-Cspecial Teie-
gram.l-Clarinda continued TO hit the to-
boggaR today, Maryvllls hammering the
local pitcher hard, Scorer RHE
5 MsryTihs' , 30 : 3 SSfSs Iii Is 3
Batteries, Ciainda, Walters and Mason;
Maryvills, Withvills, Colley and Diets,
AUBURN, Neb June 1.-(Speeial Tele-
gram. l-Seonerman, a new pitcher for
Auburn, blanked Falls City this afternoon
holding the club to three scattered hits
The game was one OF the fastest played in
the league this season. Score: R.H r.
A ASSu g,; ;v.',v..d SSSSSS : !
Batteries: Auburn, Seonerman and Mus
ser; Falls City. JuStus and Frazer. I'm
pire: Berada.
NEBRASKA CITY, Neb.. June 1s-(spe-
cial Telegram, l-Nebraska City stopped
shenandoah's winning streak today by
taking a hard fought game, after being
beaten up to the sixth inning scorei
N SslSssso. City SSSS;5SSs5
Batteries: Nebraska City, Wells and
Herman; Hhenandoah, Cochran, Johnson
and Castle. .UmPires; Kissane. Duran and
Kraft.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Many Papers Are
Under Discussion
Work Of the Convention of Charities
and Conventions is Well
Under Way.

BOSTON. June 8.-"oooupational Dis
eases" was the subject OF an address by
DR.. Alice Hamilton OF Hull house. Chi
eago, at the sectional meeting OF the Ma
tional Conference Of Charities and Correc-
lions today. DR.. Hamilton was followed
By David 8. Boyer Of Pittsburg. who de-
seFibed standards Of Safety in Machin-
cry" and by President J. p. McKeeon's
consideration OF STANDARD safety Fire Ap-
planes for Factories"
Delegates at q section meeting in Chap
man hall discussed the question Of state
supervision Of charities. Papers on the
question were read by Allen d. canovsr
president OF the Wisconsin state board
OF control. and r. W. Kelso OF the MassA,
ehusetts state board OF charities.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
WALTER wINANsl SWEEPS BOARD
American Entries show Up Well mt
Londo nHorse show.

LONDON, June Rat the CONTINUATION
Of the international horse show at Olympia
today Walter Winans. swept the board in
the light harness class taking the first
second and third prizes with Eros, Chanti-
clere and Elf, respectively. eft
Five prizes in the jumping round for the
whole course were divided among French
lEng1ish and Belgian officers. OF the
American entries White Marsh, ridden by
airy. Fort Riley. Kan, showed up we'll
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-06-14
Needham.AffIIer.

Miss Elva B. Miller. daughter Of william
Miller and Mr.. John II. Needham, both Of
North Bend. Neb., were married by Rev.
Charles w. savidgs at his residence Mon
day afternoon at O'Clock. They were
accompanied by Miss Nsttie I. Myers and
Mr.. George Rozelie. Mr.. and Mrs. Need
ham will make their home In North Bend.