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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-03-17

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child! I'd soon have a charge of as- sault and battery against mer'
 But what about your own chill drcn?" asked the listener
 ''Oh, yes. Dorothy, you know, is the oldest and she Is only 4. She's always getting into the flour bin and mixing up a mess of dough on the kitchen floor if her mother leaves her alone for a minutes, or dressing up In her moth . er,s best skirts so as to play lady and going down the street calling if her mother leaves her unguarded for five minutes. Well, she had been doing these things so often of late that her mother had taken to threatening that she would have me spank her if she did not stop, and the threat had be- come so common and the threatened spank had never materialized that Dor othy had grown to think there was nothing in her mothers threats.
 "But yesterday she was exceptionally provoking, and her mother had decided that she must be introduced to the chast- oning effects of spanking. So when got treated to was long recital of Dorothy's misdeeds. I finally promised, with a heavy and rebellious heart, that would spank her before she was put to bed. From that time on nothing seemed to go right. Supper was failure. After supper WeIll lllO lily uci dhu 1oiothy followed me. I said: Dorothy. hand daddy his tobacco jar' So she went and got 1t in her dimpfed little hands and brought 1t toward me- but as she came she started to remove the cover. Though told her not to do it, she persisted. with the result that she dropped the jar and it was smashed against the leg of the table.
 q was furious. I leaned forward in my chair and yelled: Now. Dorothy. I am going to spank you!
 "She stopped moment in fright and the tears welled up in her eyes. Then she ran and threw both chubby arms about my neck and sobbed: Daddy don't know how to 'pank!
 That's the whole story. I found out that didn't know how to spank and I thank Cd for it., I hope if she lives to grow up she will some time have a stone erected over my last resting place and that on it she will have engraved: Daddy did not know how to spank "
 ''Huh!- Going to be a nice day guess" said the other man. 1T don't spank my children, either. let their mother at tend to all that Well, I'll see you on the train tonight"
 "No, I'm going to take a later train than usual. You see. Pm fixing up some Christmas stuff to ship out to father and mother and I ought to get it off today. Gee! I'd hate to spank Dorothy and have father find it outl- He's still husky in spite of his age. and what he would do to me would be plenty!'
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missioner of weights and measures, ad- vocates the sale of bread strictly by weight.
 Some bakers oppose this idea,'' he said the other day. "They prove that it Is better for the poor to trust to the bakers generosity than to pin him down as butch CTS and grocers are pinned down now.
 Well. 1t seems to me that these bak- CTS are as illogical and absurd as the beg gar who wore placard saying: T have only six months to live.' He was a TO- bust beggar. but the placard touched all hearts, and through its agency he must have made $6 or s7 day
 "A Philadelphian who had helped the beggar literally in Philadelphia In 1905, came across the fellow wearing the same placard In Los Angeles In 1909.
 Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.' the Philadelphian cried. Only six months to live, forsooth. You were
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HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW
The Reason Why He Didn't Spank His
 Daughter
From the Chicago News.

From the Chicago News.
 Talking about children" said the man on the train, let me tell you what hap pened last night. But hold on minute. I've got to begin away back in order to tell this story the right way.
 T had a rather unhappy sort of boy hood. I don't want you to think I am kicking, or that the old man didn't pursue the best course with me according to his lights, and may have been a bad boy, too, but anyhow my boyhood was rather unhappy. Dad always kept horse. use less sort of an old plug, in the barn, though he never had the slightest use for the beast. Dad never earned more than s12 week in his life, so in order that the horse might have enough to eat 1t was necessary for his family to go without some comforts occasionally. When a poor man is raising family of five chill dren and keeping useless horse 1t Is bound to be hard on both the horse and the children.
 Holidays used to have to lead the horse out into the country and hold 1t be- side the country road and let 1t eat grass all day long If dared to get on the stAlluidi 5 DUCK, UT even tO tle IL to a tree and make a run for the nearest swimming hole. some man was bound to go to dad and say: I saw your boy riding your horse out along Hogback ridge today or ' saw your horse tied to tree out on the river road yesterdy.
 "Then when dad came home I'd know by the way he ate his supper and looked at me occasionally that there was something going to happen. Talk about kid being scared to death! Every time dad would saw Jim, in the most ordinary tone of voice, I'd jump up into the air about four feet and como down all spraddled out and sNf- fering. for he hardly ever said. Jim without adding, Take off your coat and come out to the barn with mel
 Then, with a scared and appealing look at mother, who did not dare inter- fere, would take off my coat and go out to the barn. He would close the barn door, then he would slowly and inadvertently take the holdback strap on the harness and give me the buckle end of 1t. wish 4 had that fellow here who said, Spare the rod and spoil the
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ENGLISH SOCIAL AFFAIRS
BY LADY MARY MANwAR1NG

1 tain this distinction. The list of his benefactions is said to be endless. Lady Mount-Stephen Is one of the oldest friends of the Queen. AS Miss | Gian Tufnell, daughter of the late | Capt. R. G. TufneIl, R. N, she was. be- fore her marriage, in 1897. lady-in- waiting to Princess Mary. Duchess of Teck, and that inost popular of royal
 ladies and her daughter took deep | interest in her wedding. Lady Mount-Stephen plays compara- lively little part in social life in town, preferring Brocket to her fine residence | in Carlton House Terrace, and she Is very popular in the Hatfield neighbor-
 hood. A visit by the King and Queen In December has been a regular institu- tion at Brocket for years past. A popular cleric has said that his
 majesty will go down to history as
 George the Dreadnought." The new Kings own expressed desire is, how
 ever, to follow his fathers example as
 a peacemaker, and 1t is significant, therefore, that the first international
 role which King George has been called
 on to fill is that of arbitrator in a dis pute between two foreign nations. King Edward was to have adjudi-
 cated In the celebrated Alsop claim contention between the United States and Chilli, and King George has under taken to accept the responsibility on
 behalf of the governments of those for eign countries.
 The trouble began 30 years ago, and concerns a mining concession in Be-
 1ivia.
 Both parties will present a single note to King George In which they will set forth their respective claims In de- tail.
 It is ticklish position for his ma- Jesty, who cannot pretend to be an ex- pert in mining claims. He will, there- fore, of course, seek competent advice, probably by appointing a commission of two or three experts, headed by some eminent lawyer. The commissions re- port will be submitted to the King, who will accept or reject as his common sense decides.
 Curiosly enough, a similar arbitration task fell t0 the lot of King Edward on the death of Queen Victoria. This
 was the boundary dispute between Chili and Argentina, who were -quarrelling about which of them owned certain parts orf Patagonia.
 Queen Victoria was to have given judgment, but the Queen died, and King Edward took+up the task. Just as the
 two countries were on the point of war his late majesty gave his decision.
 which satisfied both. Thus King Ed ward began his reign as he ended it. as the peacemaker. Coincidence au- gurs we'll for the future of King George V.
 Mature seems to be evolving a new sex; 1t is certainly not man, and very I unlike what weAused to know as wom- | an." thus Justice Plowden at Mary leb one, on hearing that 1t took three 1 policemen to take a woman charged | with drunkenness to the station.
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SIurring MT. Carnegie From inc Ohio State Journal

How any man could siur Carnegie fQy his great gift in the interest of peace n hard 10 imagine. But there are such men. We noticed that a minister spoke i'll of MT. Carnegie because he never gave anything to religion. We would like to know if this great gift of ten millions in support of the cause of peace on earth and good will to men" isn't giving 1t to religion? This was the glad tidings that the birth of Jesus Christ brought to man. kind 19 centuries ago, and which has ever since been the prayer of humanity. MT. Carnegie joins in the prayer, not perhaps in the form of a ceremony. but in the form of great gift. N=s
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Very Strict
From the Washington Star.


 The Rev. J. Morgan Reid. who has just resigned the presidency of Pen nington seminary. endeared himself to the students of the New Jersey insti- tuition by his genialty no less than by his scholarship
 Apropos of Sabbath observance, Dr. Reid said one evening at Pennington;
 T want my young men here to ob- serve Sunday religiously. but should be very sorry to see the stern old Scots idea of the Sabbath revived among us. 1.-Two Scots, one old and the other young. set out one bright winter morn ing to walk 10 miles to the kirk
 The sun shone gloriously. The frozen road Yang under their feet. Th> cold. pure air was as exhilarating as wine. The younger Scot looked up at the glittering blue sky and said: 4: It's a fine day
 ''The old man drowned and answered: |: "'Aye. 1t Is a fine day. but is this a day to be talking about days""
 Not Ills Fault From the Washington Star.
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San Francisco, January 7.-New York will soon have an opportunity of passing upon the judgment of Harrison Fisher, the
 tist. in selecting Miss Maurice Rasmus- sen as his ideal of the American beauty. Miss Rasmussen, the daughter of Mir. and Mrs. Charles Rasmussen, in this city, plans to start within short time for the east. And not only will art critics be
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saying that five years ago. Man. growled the beggar. it aint
 my fault, is it, If the doctors make mis- takes?"
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called upton to judge sketches of her, but they will see sketches by her. for Miss Rasmussen Is an artist herself. and has ',Tso quite a name through Chinatown studies.
 Miss Rasmussen plans to continue her own art work, which MT. Fisher, who chose her as his ideal form among scores If girls of the Golden West. is portrsying her facial beautys
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raisips, corn and rice so very we'll" It's all matter of education. There was a time in your life when you didn't like anything save milk. Later on.. instead of going in for things like rice and. field corn, you cultivated taste for olives, greasy pastes high-seasoned pork. white wheat dough in many disguises. and such
 "Just think what would happen if we all went in for raisins. corn and rice and 'prunes, too. to the extent we do for meat. Why, our swamps and deserts would be- come farms and vineyards. Morally, physically. we would be better.-and big eer for we solve the problems presented by the increasing disproportion of city and country population
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Somewhere on the deep Atlantic ocean Rear Admiral Schroeder, on the flagship which make up the United States Atlantic fleet, are keeping a weather eye open for the opposing fleet of war vessels. Theo- retically, Rear Admiral Schroeder's fleet
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x The many New York friends of J. T. Harallan are glad to know that he does not contemplate retirement from active
 participation in railroad management be- cause of his withdrawal from the Presi-
 dency of the Illinois Central. MT. Hara- hans plans are yet uniformed. He will probably take long rest before he ge6s back into harness. ............. ..-.,..,....s,.
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Not Ills Fault From the Washington Star. Clement J. Driscoll. New York's com
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Stocks of unconsumed copper are greater today than year ago, stiie' out put is record-breaking and consumption Is less. The so-called visible supplies in Europe are largely farce.
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the size of the India crop recently that It may be e,sNected that the people who like to dwell on these matters will next turn their attention to the size of the crop of China
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It is consistently rumored that the engagement of Prnice Arthur Of Con- naught, who has lately been paying a round of country house visits, will shortly be announced. Despite various inspired denials which have been cir culated privately, it is believed that he will take the daughter of an English duchess for his bride,.
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I hear that Miss Stella Campbell, daughter of Mrs. Patrick Campbell, Is engaged and that her marriage will take place at the end of the present season. The happy young man has q sister on the stage. He fell in love with Miss Campbell at first sight. and through his sister maae her acquaint- ance. Very soon afterwards the en- gagement was concluded. Miss Camp bell intends to retire from the stage on her marriage
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Y J. R. Rowland who has been general manager of the Texas City Steamship conipany is now traffic manager of the Atlanta, Birmingham, and Atlantic rail- way. MT. Rowland is a first-class traffic man and the Atlanta, Birmingham and Atlantic is to be congratulated in secur- ing him.
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Mature seems to be evolving new sex; 1t is certainly not man, and very unlike what weAused to know as wom- an," thus Justice Plowden at Mary lebone, on hearing that 1t took three policemen to take a woman charged with drunkenness to the station.
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The consumption of copper has fallen off very heavily in the last few months. In this respect going hand in hand with the iron trade, and 1t Is evident that simi- lar remedial measures are. necessary. la..
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Prominent London hostesses who in- tend waging war on the unbidden gust during the coming season are said to be determined that no one unless he or she can produce card of invitation will be allowed to cross the threshold of any house where a dance or enter tainment is in progress. To make sure that this rule will be carried out pro- fessional check takers are to be em- ployed.
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The domestic consumption of copper in 1910 has been slightly larger than in 1909, but more than 25 per cent less than in 1906, which was thesbapper year for the electrical companies, wire drawers and brass founders. In 1906 the sconsurnptiori' was estimated at 6S5.OOO. 900 pounds
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-11
SECRET SERVICE MEN
 WATCHING MEXICANS

San Antonio, Tex. July 10-United States secret service men have been sent here from Washington to watch members of the constitutionaist party of Mexico, which is maintaining an active junta here. This junta publishes "El Constitutional, ' daily newspaper, in Spanish. "El Con- stitutinei' not only boldly declares Ma dero shall not be elected president but asserts President De La Rarra shall bc deposed. The secret service men are sent here to see that the neutrality laws shall not be violated.
 The Cientifcos are also maintaining juntas here. Many prominent Mexican-, known to be hostile to Madero, have vis- ited San Antonio secretly in the last month and developments are expected hnurlN
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WANTED-Position as office helper
 some experience Salary no object Mary Allen, Montgomery. Ala, General De livery 7-11-ot
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IN OLD KENTUCKY
By SAyOYARD

will be reinforcement sent to the aid of John Sharp Williams, which is to say, he is a democrat of the straightest sect I know he fought like tiger for free wool in the committee of ways and means and in the caucus, but was overwhelmed by a play of practical political manipulation never before approached in the history of our government. I am free to say thatsas manager of men, a director of events, as manipulator of things. Oscar. In derwood never had his match in our hemisphere. He accomplished the impos sibe. It is my purpose to tell the whole story after the next presidential election.
 Had Oscar Underwood lived then, he would have brought to victorious con- clusion the Wars of the Roses" the first campaign. He has put the demo- cratic party in a basket, and he has the American Congress in a sling. I acqut Champ Clark of guilt in the thing, though he threw away the greatest opportunity that has come to statesman in a double decade.
 Washington, July :.
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WE negotiate loans and sell real estate. Malone Mcconnell Co., 219 Fist street.
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LEVEE CONTRACTOR
 GOSSNELL IS KILLED

Victoria, Tex, July 1o-George Goss- nell, originally of Redlow, Mo, a road and levee contractor. was found dead today on the Terrell ranch, in Goliad county. where he hade been building q levee. There were four bullet wounds in the back of his neck. Gossnell had received $500 from MT. Terrell yester day, but had deposited it in banks. Robbery and love is supposed to be the motive of the killing.
 Goiad county authorities have ar rested Mrs. Gossnell, Peter Miller and Howard Miller and are looking for d 19-year-old boy named Eli Pointer.
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W WANTED-Position as bookk eeper and
 office man: have had years ex-
 perience must have work. Address R-29, care ge-Herald. 1-11-2t
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Injured By Auto

Denver Col, July 10.-George F. Keller president of the krags & Can non Security company of this city, was perhaps fatally injured and Garnet M. Wigle, the eompany's secretary had a narrow escape from death yesterday when their automobile plunged over a 15-foot embankment in Aravids, near here. Mir. Keller was pinioned under the machine and was crushed about the chest. Wigle was thrown clear of the machine.
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Woman Commits Suicide

Nashville, July 10-Crazed by the suf- fering caused by pellagra, which she contracted two years ago. Mrs J. W. Cato of Nashville. aged 37 killed her self by drinking carbolic acid today. Her husband was present when the woman put the liquid to her lips and tried to prevent the suicide but she swallowed the drug and died within two minutes.
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Labor Troubles Settled

Manchester, July 10-All the labor troubles here have now been settled. Tie canal dispute was practically ar ranged a few days ago, but the men employed there held out until the oth- CT strikers were satisfied. George Ask with, controller general of labor. rep resenting the board of trade, continued his conferences with the two parties concerned until today. A final settle ment was reached today, which includ- ed all sections.
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BUSINESS CHANGES

THE Southern Business Agency S01 Far ley Bldg, would like to state to parties having a business for sale that all instructions given as to the identity of your business being made known to prospective buyers will be strictly fol- lowed Business propositions of all kinds bought. sold and exchanged. Call on or write us. Bell phone 6724.
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AUTOMOBILES

Tubes about 30 per cent lower than standard list prices. Terms c. O. D. if 20 per cent of amount accom- panies order; 10 per cent discount al- lowed if cash accompanies order. Money refunded if goods are not sat- isfactory. The Geyer Sales Co.,, Bimm Bldg, Dayton, Ohio.
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wANTED-Domestic coal: responsible local corporation with monthly output of 9O,000 tons steam coal. desires to contract for a daily output of 150 to 2CO tons high-grade domestic coal. The mine must be able to supply this amount regularly and price must be competitive. Address Coal, care Age-Herald. '-9-4t
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HOT FL D E N N I s

Atlantic City, N J. With its flreproof addition now offers $50 guest rooms each with private oath running water. Com binng every modern appointment and comfort, and is one of the beach front hotels still maintaining an unobstructed ocean view Always
 WALTER J. BUZBY.
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HOTELS AND SUMMER RESORTS
SHERWOOD INN ooveds4 o,D polaJ

(FoItress Monrocl Delightfully."- cool Most charm ing and healthful spot in America. Hotel beautifully located Refined and in way attactMe New and entirely modern throughout. Terms VERY mod crate Special weekly. Open all Write fos booklet k. NJ. Cunningham. Mgf.
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Offers select accommodations to discrimna'lns
 people. ABSOLUTELY FIREPRooF and affords every ''- e,lity for tho comfort Of guests situated in the very heart of the city in q w'y ,,., neighborhood convenient all surface, snpway ana sl.vs,ed railway lines. and in the midst of the shopping and theatre district. - Rooms with Bath, S2 and Up Special rates for the summer months
 Restaurant a Ia Carte.
 SETH H, MOSELEy.
 Formerly of New Haven House,
 New Haven. Conn. s-4-8st-,u- -tf-sat
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WANTED-HELP

WANTED-Ciovernme employees; senI postal for Birmingham examination schedule. Franklin Institute, Dept 3-G, Rochester, N. '.
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WANTED-FEMALE HELP

WANTED-At once. d reilab1e and com petent servant to cook and do house work. Apply 2930 Pawnee avenue and
 lroquois street. south. 7-S-it WANTED-Lady stenographer for law office; reasonable salary. with increase
 when merited. Address Box 127, Colum-
 biana. Ala. 1-7-3t cod
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WANTED-SALESMEN

WANTED-A few high-Srade speciality salesmen; men who can deliver the goods can clear from s400 to $500 per month. Box 525, Montgomery, Ala.
 6-9-tf WANTED-A high-class salesman, one who can talk to the head officials; We want good man and will pay the price 307 First National bank building. 7-6-ti WANTED-Upholstere furniture sales men; com. Stafford McClurg bdg., Chi
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