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The Arvada enterprise., 1911-03-16
Local and Personal.

A direct shipment of very fine
mackerel just received at Alb.
II. Barth's.
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-03-16

When you want some good
printing, in calling cards, letter.
heads, etc, step into the Enter
prise Office and get prices.
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-03-16

mackerel just received at Alb.
H. Barth's.
Poultry supplies of every de-
scription at the Arvada Seed store
Hall block. 35-tf
Wertman's celebrated sauer-
kraut at the George Muench
meat market.
Thoroughbred white Plymouth
Rock eggs only SOC per setting.
Enterprise office.
Experienced middle aged nurse
wishes confinementorother cases.
address 610 w. l1th ave, or
phone Main 2113.
viii have, next week, car of
strictly fancy Colorado seed oats
and dry land Early Ohio potatoes.
Arvada Seed Store. 35-tf
When you want some good
printing, in calling cards, letter.
heads, etc, step into the Enter
prise Office and get prices.
Try ten cents worth of shay
ings boiled in oil, for kindling
your fire. A small handful does
the work. You can get it from
your grocer or call the saw mill,
Arvada 741.
Forsale. "Kellerstrass" strain
Crystal White Orpington eggs
for Matching; l pen at $50 per 15,
2 pens at $40 per Is, and A pens
So per Is or $25 per 100. w. F..
Gerhart, Arvada, Colo.
For sale Eggs for Matching
from thoroughbred R. C. X. l..
Reds at $1.00, 1.50 and 200 per
setting. Special rates on incu-
bator lots. Come and see the
stock. E. B. Royce. Griffith
Station Golden car. Phone Ar
vada 81.
Buy your piano direct from
OUR factory and save the mid
dle-man's profit. Our $3.50 style
can be seen at Mrs. Borba S;
Wadsworth avenue, Arvada.
All our new 1911 models are
ready for your inspection.
Knight Atmore Piano Co. 147l
Broadway. Denver.
We have n bargain in a fine
garden tract all in town. 81
acres of good land with a fine
water right from the Wads.
worth ditch, six room houss
with lawn and shade trees. II
taken at once can be bought foi
$500. This is a real snap.
Call at the Enterprise Office.
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-03-16

Try ten cents worth of shay
ings boiled in oil, for kindling
your fire. A small handful does
the work. You can get it from
your grocer or call the saw mill,
Arvada 74l.
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-03-16

Forsale. Kellersuass" strain
Crystal White Orpington eggs
for Matching; l pen at $50 per Is,
2 pens at $40 per Is, and A pens
So per Is or $25 per 100. w. +.
Gerhart, Arvada, Colo.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
Board Wrangles

The school board put in an af-
ternoon yesterday wrangling with
coal men over the years coal sup
ply.
The members finally got to
fighting among themselves and
were at it when the board ad-
journed and nothing was done on
coal for the next year.
Houston, for the Pacific Coast
Coal company, offered coal for the
year at $3.50 per ton. Williamson
wanted to take half years supply
at the same price.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
TWO COMMISSIONERS
OUT OF THE CITY

Commissioner Freeland is bar
red from his home because of scar
let fever and the doctor yesterday
told him he would have to take a
rest himself or he would be on
his back.
He left last night for a week in
Oregon where he will visit his
father.
Commissioner Weeks was up at
Green river today SO there was a
bare quorum left of the commits
sion. No business was transacted.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
TACOMA LEADS
IN EXPORTS

Tacoma leads all ports on Puget
Sound In imports and exports, ac-
cording to the report of the GUS
toms inspector for May. The to-
tai was. $2.039,492 with exports
of $1,146,343.
Seattle was the nearest competi-
tor with exports of only 5000.
Customs collections for the dis
trict increased $17,384 for the
month.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15

I1unta's newspaper, are in jail on
charges of violating neutrality
laws.
Magon is anxious to secure the
services Of Attorney Job Hartman
to conduct the defense, but as Har-
riman is busy with labor union
matters. 1t is not believed that he
will accept.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15

would be exposed to view. A
superficial examination will be
made when the pumping stops and
the engineers believe that the
feasibility of their plan for cutting
off the forward part of the hull
and lifting 1t out piece by piece,
can be determined.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
EXPECT TO SEE TURRET
OF THE MAINE TONIGHT

HAVANA, June 15.-The big
pumps that are sucking the water
out of the cofferdam around the
battleship Maine were set in ac-
ton today. 1t was expected by
the engineers In charge that by
night the after-deck and port tur-
ret of the sunken battleship
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
PETIT HAS
SUGGESTION

Commissioner Petit this morn
ing suggested to Mayor Seymour
the combining of all Incense bust
ness under the license inspector.
Now part of the license business
is under the license inspector,
part under the pure food inspector
and some under the mayor direct.
Petit thought all licenses
should be under the scrutiny of
the license inspector.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
CONTRACTOR CONVICTED
UNDER The new STATUTE

In the first case to be tried in
this county involving the new
contracting law George McCallum
was last night convicted by Jury
OF grand larceny. He is amen
able to a term of from one to
twenty years.
Evidence showed that Mccall
ium. contractor, neglected to
pay his workmen from the money
ne received for building a house
but pocketed the amount him
self. The laborers then compelled
the owner of the house to pay
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
GRADUATION EXERCISES

This afternoon the eighth grade
commencement for the Tacoma
schools is being held at the sta
dunn. There are 400 pupils who
graduate from the eighth grade
into the high school.
The regular high school com.
mencement will be held this even.
ing. There are 1877 graduates.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
Phone Your Want Ads, lc a
Word, 4 Insertions for the
Price Of 3. Main 733, A1733
RAISE MONEY TO
GET MACON FREE

Los ANGELES, June 15.--Sym-
pathizers of the Mexican liberal
cause are scurrying around today
in an effort to raise $4,000 bail
required to release Ricardo Flores
Magon. head of liberal junta here,
who with Librado Rivera, junta
secretary and Anselmo l.. Figue-
roa, editor of Regeneration, the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
AT THE SCENIC

Tragedy, Love Story of Great
Actress; comedy, 1.-THE Crooked
Road; vocal solo and selection on
pipe organ with Vox Humane at
tachment.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15

them what was due.
Under the new law McCallun
was guilty of grand larceny.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
AT THE DREAM.

War drama, 'In Service Under
Johnston and Lee; drama. "In
Flowers Paled"; comedy "A Mon
tana Love story"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
Royal Arch In
Convention

The Royal Arch convention prac-
tically closed yesterday and today
the ladies are being given sight
seeing trip over the city by auto
The next years convention will
be held at North Yakima.
A banquet tonight closes the
session
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
TACOMA
Albert Chevalier Tonight.

Ne@AASh 4OAhkAlt.
The attraction at the Tacoma
theater tonight will be England's
greatest character actor, Albert
Chevaiier and his company. The
engagement 10 for one night only.
sothern and Marlowe Friday.
e. II. Sothern and Julia Mar
lowe will be seen In their Shakes
pearean productions at the Taco
ma theater Friday and Saturday.
Sothern and Marlowe will bring
with them their entire supporting
organization, which includes a
long list of names famed in the
theatrical profession. The reper
toire is as follows: Friday, "Ro-
meo and Juliet" Saturday, 1.-THE
Merchant of Venice"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
AT THE BIJOU,

Drama, "a Child ofsthe Ranch;
"A Circus Stowaway"; comedy
'Cupid's Monkey Wrench"
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AT THE COAST.

Drama, $4,000 Reward, Dead
or Alive; comedy, Two Girls in
Love With Foolhead"; tragedy,
Grow Chiefs Defeat"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
AT THE ROSE

Drama, "Silas Warner; drama,
The -Four of U.s.; comedy, Con
tagion'; comedy, "The Test of
Love-; drama, 1.-THE Broncho-
Busters Rival"
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AT THE LYRIC

Drama, "The Mirror; comedy,
His Lordship's Hunting Trip;
drama, "The Minute and the
Maid"
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At the Moving Picture Shows
AT THE CIRCUIT

Drama, THE Heart of an Indiar
sirl"; drama, His Friends Wife.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15
AT THE SHELL

Comedy, A Clever Fraud"
"The Cowboy and the Thief" "a
Cowboys Adventure" "Advertis-
ing for Mama
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-06-15

FREE-One pkg, tube or
bottle Of Csc tooth paste,
powder or liquid with any
35c tooth brush-Special.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

Pleeze forget it. sed Sue. It was .
insdverdensy.
1t was nuthing Of the kind. sed Mr..
Tomkins, 1t was a terribil error OF
judgemint and I wunt you to undirstand
that you are not to blame In the mat
tir watsoevir. 1t Is my candied opinyun.
he sed, that the top Of yure he'd and the
back of the sofer are SO unlike eetch
othir as to leeve no room for doubt,
and wat is moar, 1 don't wunt you TO
think that the wine had enything to
do with 1t, jast bekaus the sentense,
Looking avn the wine wen II Is red.
rimes with the sentense, PIasing yure
hand avn Susans he'd.
Sue reetched for her smelling salts
and pop sed. Tomkins. now that you
menshin the subjeckt I no a gerl that
lives rite erround the korner and her
he'd is so mutch like the back of a sofer
that her mothir awftin polishes II up by
mistake. Put you're hat avn and I will
interduce you, he sed, haha.
SO. Mr.. TomSins put his hat avn, and
pop took his arm and went out with
him to interduce him.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
By George Fitch

and twist his ankle bv getting it tan
g!e6 up in their ribs. FREQUENTLY also
the man with the bali will snag himself
severely on broken bone. while go
ing through an opponent. or will dent
his head on an aoversary's teeth, Or
will slip on slippery face ard twist
his knee until he yellS With pain. Be-
CO use of these facts. football is not
considered r parlor game and is max
ing little headway in the female sem
mares.
Football is an earnest game and re-
QuireS varf0HS talents. A football
PLAYER should weigh $50 bounds and
should have copper fastened teeth. re-
inforced concrete sllins. 1.-THE. timber
backbone and angle iron knees. He
should also have 4 duplicate nose If
Possible. The player should be so hard
that he can dent a locomotive and vet
so flexible that he can emerge from be-
meath tHeuty-one IlSn, reach out his
arm twenty-seven feet ard plant the
ball between the goal posts He should
also he able to grab a 1S-inch shell
around the waist and hold IL until help
arrives. If possible. football player
should refrain from marriage
Football is PLAYED mostly by COL
le;dans because by the time a man IS
out Of college he has sense enough not
to play it. An old player can be totl
by the quiet way in which he doesn't
dodge street cars. automobiles. hood
lunns and lightning. II they hit him II
is their own fault and he does not
hold himself responsible for the conse-
quences.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

conviction II he found a drinking CUP IN
common use behind the scenes. but tn.
Froham outfit will take no chances,
nope not so long as there is q press
agent on the staff So Donald Brian,
John Drew and Billy Burke will each
have their separate glasses and all of
the ladies will have the satisfaction
Of taking their aqua pura from a cup
that doesn't have a taste of cigars on
the, rim.
AS yet I have to hear Of the indf-
vidual glasses and cups being slipped
to the stage hands and the doorkeep-
er, but maybe that time Is coming
However. be that as II may, none OF
them has struck me as yet
Slightly Unconcerned
And takin' the whole matter and
carefully examinin' its pros and cons
under strong lens in the open sun
light, I must confess that I'm slightly
unconcerned. I have a little habit
that is shared by the majority of the
theatrical profession, and 1t will let
me get by. even If they do overlook
me on the free cup distribution"
And what is the little habft?-
asked the s. s. Y
Well" drawled the S. D. K, Il
have habit OF takin' mine from the
bottle, and I don't think many of US
will suffer IL there aren't cups enough
to go round"
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

Pop got a bottil of wine for his
rerthday, and wen Mr. Tomkins calm
% see Sue last mite pop sed to ma.
10 you no sumthing, Lillian? 1 don't
bleeve I've evir givin that yrng man
a fare show, bekause that it'll apol-
igy of a n4ustash of his IS agenst him.
think III go in and awffer him a
drink of my wine.
go pop went in the parler with the
botiI of wine and 2 glasses and sed,
Good eevning, Mr.. Tomkins, l wunt
you to sampil this wine 1 got for my
berthdayl Say wen.
Reely. sed Mr.. Tomkins, this is
very good of you, but 1 seldim drink
enything as strong as wine, and I'm
little afrayed of it
Nonsents!
Nonsents, sed pop, this wine woodint
bert a baby. Heer. And he gave Mr..
Toukfns a glassfull and took a glass
fun himself, and Mr.. Tomkins sed,
Meny happy reterns Of the day, ana
non sed The day was yistidday, but l
apprishiate the sentermint jest the saim'
ana both of them drank thare glass
fulls- -. -
Wen. sed pop, and Mr.. Tomkins sed,
wondirfull, I wondir II a httil moar
wood hert me.
And pop poured out mear glasstulls'
and Mr.. Tomxins sed, Meny happy re-
terms Of yistidday, and pop SEQ, IhatS
bettir. and Sue sed, Pepper l shood
think one glass wood Of bin enuff, and
nor. sed. You shoodint think at awl in
rnattirs of this kind. and Mr.. Tonkins
and pop eetch drank thare seckind
glassfulls. ,E
Then Mr.. Tomkins put his hand avn
top of sues he'd. and sed, o, beg
yure pardin, / thawt it was the back
OF the sofer.
That's awl rite, sed Sue, and Mr.
Tomkins sed, No, Its awl rong, I don't
wunt to depart frun this house and
leeve the impresshun behind me that 1
mistook you're he'd for a lawng narrer
strip of wood sutch as the back of the
sofa Is.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

Il see," said the stage-struck youth
rs he moved nearer the radiator, that
Charley Frohman has supplied indi-
vidual drinking cups and glasses for
the members of his three companies
now playing in New York.
Yep" said the stage doorkeeper,
''he has so done. thereby complying
with the law and getting a little free
publicity OF course, the law put the
everlasting kibosh on the common or
garden cup on the chain, which was
used by the wiGe world and his sister.
The Law Means Business
"Of course the law means business
and all Of the theaters complied to the
letter of 1t when they put in the par
Affine cups for the patrons, but 1t re-
rnained for Charley to see the adver-
tiSing possibilities in the individual
drinking things.
'I don't know now whether the dis
trict attorney could have secured
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

Ii won't be moep day Belle before the proposals begin
come pourin in don't know whether it's disease just
deiriou curiosity there's about million people this
world ben consumed with wild love- honor and about
obeyin' somebody half blinded with imelight.
They'd be afraid take chance the neighbo
they recommended by the minister their employer
haf-wed
and darn by hoon Niagara Pals pickle and
they'll let their dinner cold while they rush
dash off a passhnate prposal
1t Works With Anybody
bIieve Belle, and if the mail in
mornn don't the of I'll buy the
sundaes.
my dear Belle" they'll saythey don't mind calm your
first but the brave collect the re"wi be mine?
Won't you be mine? have had sleep
in this mornins paper how walked tghtrope
trunk and the key around her neck;
do that couldn't help but make good wife"
Dearest Belle How l the
burnin' in heart strong all scorched? You
the ony the world for
in this monn how the first
~ 5000 miles
Don't down can't live without ncIose postage
for
"P. s. If think love don't lose
writing because the quicker receive reply the quicker
starts gein' a divorce from wife,
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

stebs dis morgen, signed by der Black
Hand. Sooch a signing for a note by
yeur frondt stebs 'Ach!
Needlemann," he say, beware! If
ysu don't leef five hundred dollars in
m embdy milk bottle tonight, We will
p1dt a stick uff dynamite unter your
feetle daughter"
Aindt dot a dreadful note? Vas it a
wonder l was SCARED like a eardt-
quake? roosh upstares right away at
Vunce to talk II ofer NIT mein frau.
Gretchen" l say. we is all uff US
to be kilt. Look, vot a note from der
Black Handt alretty!"
Und Gretchen look und in a minute
she is crazier evin den vot 1 am. Dy-
Mantle, Ach, Gott! But all Of sudden
she tink uff someding.
FRITZ" she say. I've han no dauKh-
teri"
So it iss all right. but. ach. for awhile
Vot a schreck.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

same time. 1t ts classed as a
game, but looks more like a clinic II
is called football, because the ball &c
about a foot long.
1t takes twenty-five men to play foot
uarl and somewhere near twice that
number to keep them in repair. An au-
tomobile is durability itself beside a
football player. In our large colleges.
the football garage is constantly filled
during the fall with football players,
who have had to go into the back shop
for a thorough overhauling. The chief
objects used in the game beside the
players, are a referees whistle, two
goal posts, a red cross was gon, a barrel
of splints, a loud yirulent yell, a car
load of flags and a few thousand root
ers with brass lined throats., A rooteF
is a baseball fan with cold-weathei
carbureter. He can stand for hours in
the snow and yell without disturbing
anyone outside of his own congressional
district. O.
The football is used in the game to
locate the disturbance. Wherever the
ball is, there is no more peace than
there is in a love-feast with an insur-
gent init. The objecr of the game Is
20 take the ball down the field to the
goal over, under ind through the op-
position without the aid Of axes, saws,
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Might Have Been Worse.

Shell am very sorry, but our en-
gagement must cease. can never
marry. ..-
He-My gracious! What has happen
ed?"
She-My brother has disgraced us.
He-Oh. is that all? That doesn't
matter. feared maybe your father
had failed.-Exchange. . .
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
A Bird-Woman's-Eye View

The aviator's wife was taking her
first trip with her husband in his air
ship.
wait a minute, George" she said.
I'm afraid We will have to go down
again."
Whats wrong?" asked ihe husband.
Il believe l have dropped one of the
pearl buttons off my jacket think
can see it glistening on the ground"
Keep your seat, my dear" said the
aviator. That's Lake ."-Youngs-
town Telegram
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
"Gentleman" Defined.

An exact definition of a gentleman
has been tried many times, never, per-
haps. with entirely satisfactory results.
Little Sadie had never heard of any of
the various definitions, but she managed
&c throw a gleam Of light on the sub
iect, albeit one touched with uncon-
scious cynicism. The word was in the
spelling lesson, and said:
Sadie, what is a GentlemanT'
please, ma'ahh," che said, "a gentle
mans a man you doE't know very
well"-Oakland ENQUIRER
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

hind steeple, and all vas dark Twas
an ideal time for . h0ld-uR.
Hands upr'
Squinty Sauers hissed the words
through clenched teeth, as he always
hiSsed them. The portiy man in. ths
high hat threw up his hands.
Like lightning Squinty Sauers went
through his pockets with one hand.
Ah-h-h! A roll Of thousand dollar bills
big enough to choke sick artesian, II
not an artesisn well.
Squinty chuckled throatily as--he
crammed the-c into his watch pocket.
The portfy man laughed, loud and long.
.Ha. ha, no, hoY Stage money! Ho.
no, ha, haH'
With an oath, squinty sauers hurled
the money back in his face and skunk
OF, whistlins as he passed the police
men to counterbalance the effect Of
the two revolvers.
The portly man crammed the roll back
into his overcoat pocket. He smiled.
The peculiar part Of this story Is
that It WAS stage money.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Future Pride

One of my forefathers was
signer OF the declaration of indepen-
dence."
That is something" replied Mrs.
Voteby Gumm But think of the
proud satisfaction with which my
great great granddaughters viii
point to the fact that one of their
foremothers was a militant suffra-
gette" =
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Drawn for The Washington Times.

carving knives. battering rams, or dy-
Mantle. Those who have seen a good
football team in action will realize show
little these things are needed anyway.
Football is not a peaceable game ue-
cause of the great objection Of the
team which hasn't the tall to its prog
less down the iield. A football PLAYER
is the greatest standpatter in the world.
If things can't go his way he doesn't
want them to go at all. So,he foot
ball players are so unscrupulous as to
fall down before the advancing runner
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
All But That.

MY present patient" said the pretty
nurse. 'fs peevish old millionaire
Never mind. He may ask you to
marry him."
"Yes, he may. He has about run out
Of other requests. City Jour-
nal.
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Moi Aiwavs Wslcone

"A man should never go anywhere
when he has the slightest suspicion
that his presence Is not desired"
Perhaps" replied Mr.. Cumrox.
But a strict Difference to that idea
would have kept me away from many
an important board Of dirsctors
meeting" ~
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
More Line Bucks
By Humor's Eleven
SEA COURTESIES

There is great deal of politeness
about going to sea, isn't there?'
81 don't know how you mean"
L mean in the way of the oceans
wave and the ships bow"
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
High Kickers Excepted.

Don't you despise. people who are al
ways kicking?"
Not always Some of them admire
very much"
For instance?"
The Washington times., 1911-10-12

PEOPLE remain single in this world, Belle, it's
their own fault Do you want to know how to get
a hay wagon full O. letters beggin you to change
your and let somebody else bear all the ex-
penses? Why just do somepin' desp'rate enough to
get your name in big type in evry paper in the
country
1t don't matter much what you do. Wear
mems trousers and come out for woman suffrage,
shoot perfec stranger full O. holes for DARN to
pick up your handkerchief for you on the street.
anything for little notoriety If you can't think of
any other way, go the stage and make king
yrink hard he off
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Our German Baker
Saws, He Vas Scared

Sooch a schreck! vas neffer so
scairt since lettle Hans fall down
whole nighdt OF stairs und only break
der carpet by der bottom!
Tink un II! A note avn my front
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Willing

How'd you like to sign with me for
life's gamer" inquired the young man.
I'm agreeable replied the girl,
Where's the diamond?"
The Washington times., 1911-10-12
Wouldn't Mind

Nurse-You have been badly hurt and
must give you an alcohol rub.
Patient-Are you sure am not hurt
internallyf