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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-29
+ "a BRAIN WORKER I
Must Have the Kind of Food That
Nourishes Brain.

Must Have the Kind of Food That
Nourishes Brain.
4 am literary man whose nervous
auaTgy is a great pale Of ,mXAstQek IN
trade, and ordinarily ! have little pa
tienee with breakfast foods and the
extfayagant claims made of them. But
! cannot withhold my acknowledge
mept of the debt that owe to Grape
Nuts food. ~ I'D
~fdiscoyered BONG ago that the yery.
bulkiness OF the ordinary diet was not
calculated TO give one a clear head,
the Power Of sustained, accurate think,
ang. / always felt heavy and slug
gish in mind as we'll as body after
e&thig the ordinary meal which di-
verted he blood from the brain to
the digestive apparatus. ~ Ns&s@ q
q tried foods easy of digestion, but
found them usually deficient in nutri1
ment. experimental with many
breakfast foods and they, too, proved
unsatisfactory tiil3I reached Grape
Nuts. And then the problem was
solved ..ts
Grape Nuts agreed with me per-
fectIy from the beginning, satisfying
my hunger aud supplying the nutri-
ment that so many other prepared
foods lack. aSssFs
Il had not been using it very long
before / found that l was turning out
an unusual quantity and quality OF
work. Continued use has demonstra-
It'd TO my entire satisfaction thai
Grepe-Nuts food contains the ele-
mcots needed by the brain and nery-
Gus sg-.stem OF the hard working pub
lie ws-er." Name given by Postum
Co. Bsstle Greek, Mich y
There's a reason" and it Is eX
planned in the little book The ,Roaf
10 MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever reaG GheT abovs letter. a new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, tnue, and full Of human
interest.
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sweErA9Aa1s THREE.

sweethefuts come and sweetheartsr go
According to the weather,
But three there be as true as steel
And loyal altogether.
/ fell IN love, the first loved
In fact we loved each other,
in hottest Of sacred ties
Ny own dear gentle MotheL ef
According TO the, season, go.
But | know one who changes not,
Who loves beyond al Teaspn, 8 I
When first l saw her face, I found
lAnd only love- discoYers),
The s@eetest wife that ever lived,
And she and I are lovers.
Hsssass asaas.e.i- s..ssf7a4-- a.ts.s.sss 50 !
There's a place in my heart for M
s4 Old trne love,
For the Mother who first loved me,
And throne OF pure while for N y
hearts delight, va q y
For the Queen of my life is she,
And wee little niche for the rosy
checked witch
Who is dearer than life can be;
I'm in love, I'm in love, and / ever
shall be,
And I'm happy, so happy, with sweet
hearts threeis
Charles irwin Junkin.
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a Eather,s Vennance,.

would have fallen on anyone who at
tackled the son of Peter Bondy. of
South lockwood Mich, but he was
Ipowefless before attacks of Kidney
trouble. doctors could not help him
he wrote" SO at. last, we gave him
Electric Bitters and he improved Won
sderfullg from taking six bottles. It's
the hest Kidney medicine I ever saw"
Backache, Tired feeling, Nervousness,
Loss of Appetite. warn of kidney trea
BILE that. may end in dropsy dibetes
or Briehts disease. Beware: Take
Electric Bitters and be safe. Every
bottle guaranteed ss,i 5Qc at Rose
drug store, g1.L.41 .s-4
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-29

There is little danger from col
or from an attack of the grip exeep
when followed by pneumonia, and thi
never happens when Chamberlain ,
Cough Remedy is used, This remedy
has won its great reputation and ex
tsnsiye sale by its remarkable cares
OF colds, grip bapd can be- relied On
with implicit confidence For sale By
all dealers. ,,s, H. .fr $3.50, gtv, "a.
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Collier Drug Co.
WHERE QUALITY COUNTS
OPPOSITE oGLETHoRPE HOTEL.
PHONES r1s and 300.

am pleased to recommend Cham
bsrlains Cough Remedy as the best
thing | know of and safest remedy for
coughs. colds and bronchial trouble"
writes Mrs. L. B. Arnold Of Denver,
Cole I'VE have used 1t repeatedly
and 1t has never faded to give relief.
For sale by all dealers.
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ChambeRleins'l Stomach and Liver
Tablets do not sickeh or grippe, and
may be taken, with perfect safety by
the most delicate woman. or child.
The old and feeble will also find them
a sniHable5 EeHsedyN rfor aaiding and
strengtheningA 1theira weakened ydi-
gestion and for regulating the bowels
'or sale by all dealers.
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COUGHING nT NIeHr.

Meas loss Of sleep whlch b bad 70
anysRs. Fsloy's Honey and Tar Gem
Bouna stops the cough az sRSe, re
AsTss the tiskliRg AID drynsss ia tn
threat and heals ths inflRHs ID mem
sTaasa. Prevents a cold from de-
v~aspins into Aronahitis 81 pnsumon
a. Keep always in the house. Re-
h0es substitutes. Roberts Pharmacy.
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For coughing. drynsgs ana hekiaE in
the throat, hoarSenssB and all coughs
and colds take Fobsy's Honey sad TIA
Compound. Contains no oplates.
Roberts PahmAcy.
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roy with large white picture hat which
was most becoming to her blonde
loyelipessa She wore diamond La
Valliere, the gift of her father. and
carried a shower bouquet of bride
roses and lilies Of the valley.
The groom ana his best man. Mr..
I r. IL Phillips, entered from the libra
~ and met the bride at the altar,
where the ceremony was performed
After the ceremony a delightful re-
ception was held. Misses Kezzie Con-
s9ley and Matte Nelson presided at
one punch bowl and Mrs. ]. P. Har-
rel and Mrs. Arthur Mitchelson at
the other. The reception was not a
large one, but was thoroughly bril-
Liant and enioyabIe. {.
The bride and groom left over the
Southern for their wedding journey to
the East Coast OF Florida and to Cuba.
The bride wore handsome blue cloth
coat suit with hat to match. The wea-
ding of these popular Young people
has been the center OF much interest
in social circles here. The bride rs
one Of Brunswick's faifest daughters
and is unusually popular because of
her many loVable traits and strong
The groom is the son Of |
Judge T. A. Parker and is popular in |
business and social life
After their return Mr.. and Mrs.
Parker VIII be at home with Mr.. and
Mrs. Mason for the winter.
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Have FABER to make and bake
rour Fruit Cakes.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-29

Have FABER to make and bake
our Fruit Cakes.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-29

PAY YOUR CITY TAXES NOW.
NOV. go, 1911 LAST DAY.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-29

PAY YOUR CITY TAXES NOW.
NOV. 80. 1911 LAST DAY.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-29

All kinds Of Cake made for special
order at FABER'S.
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( Own your eFn, home Ia Brunswick
Consult ALBERT FENpIe and co.,
BARGAIN lisa % "a ha4s3oJ SIS i egsda
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Mr. G. D. Hyer has returned from
Macon.
Miss Ethel Conoley is the guest Of
friends in Savannah.
M E6SC6 r E
Mrs. w. Gleason Of Detroit. Mich,
is at the oE4ethorpe.
4
Mrs. w. II. Mitchell and little son
are visiting friends in jacksonville.
y
Mr. and Mrs. r. o. Lloyd leave to.
day for Savannah to attend the races.
Q
Mr.. and Mrs. II. L. Yaryan of Guif-
port are spending some time in the
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. c. Walker have as
their guest Miss Gertrude Walker "a
Patterson.
Mr. and Mrs. Claude Dart and chill
dren left yesterday for Waycross Is
spend several days.
}s8 ~
Mrs. N. Fl. Ballard, who has been
spending several weeks with relatives
in Greensboro, win return home TO-DAY.
~
Mr.. W. II. Boyd OF Americas. is the
guest OF Mrs. w. II. Boyd. who is
spending some time with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. w A, schoeppel
y
The Fleur de Lis club enjoyed a
pleasant meeting yesterday with Miss
Margaret Gale. After an hour Of
games, delicious refreshments were
y
. The ladies of the Missionary Soci-
ETY. Of the First Methodist church will
unite with those Of the Presbyterian
church in prayer this afternoon at 8
o'clock at the latter church.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
Legislative Committee Agrees on $780,

Legislative Committee Agrees on $780,
600 Appropriation for Building.
Plans for an agricultural hall at the
fair grounds, to cost $35O,OO0, were
presented to the joint senate and
house committees on state fair by the
board of managers. After examining
the plans and hearing the arguments,
the committee agreed to introduce a
committee bill, carrying the desired
appropriation.
The needs of the state fair were
presented to the senators and repre-
sentatives by C. w. Glotfelter, presi-
dent of the Minnesota Agricultural So
cfety, c. p Craig and Reuben Warner,
OF the boards of managers, and John
c. Simpson, secretary of the society,
The legislators were informed that
there has been much dissatisfaction
among the farmers of the state be-
cause of the poor accommodations for
displaying products of the soil.
County exhibitors protested last
year of inadequate facilities and the
college of agriculture complained of
insufficient room. A temporary shed
was erected for displaying the work of
the pupils of the ten agricultural high
schools of the state.
The preliminary sketches of an agri-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
His Head Was Hard.

It is a common belief that the ne
gro's head is hard, capable Of with
standing almost any blow.
The following story told by promi-
nent young dentist of Danville, ILL.,,
would seem to indicate something of
the kind anyhow. Two negro men
were employed on tearing down a
three-story brick building. One ne
gro was on top of the building taking
off the bricks and sliding them down
a narrow wooden chute to the ground,
some thirty feet below, where the
other was picking them up and piling
them.
When this latter negro was stoop-
ing over to pick up brick the former
accidentally Let one fall, striking him
directly on the head.
Instead of it's killing him, he merely
looked up, without rising, and said.
What you dom thar, niger, you
make me bite my tongue" Cir
Gle,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
PROPOSE BIG DITCH PLAN.

Farmers Would Dredge Wild Rice
River and Prevent Floods.
Ada.-Considerable interest has de-
veloped among farmers and business
men of Norman county by an unusual
ditching proposition given a hearing
in Ada before Judge Grindland of the
district court and discussed in a mass
meeting of interested parties at the
court house.
The object is to control the overflow
of the Wild Rice river during the high
water period in the spring of the year,
when many valuable farms are flood
ed in this section of the Red River val
ley. This condition grows out Of the
fact that the farmers in Clearwater
and Mahnomen counties are draining
large areas of land into the river,
which overtaxes it's carrying capacity.
The general sentiment, it is said, is
that all parties ditching into the river
should contribute to the expense in
volved in preventing the periodical
overflow.
The proposition includes the clearing
from the Wild Rice river all obstruc-
lions, constructing bitches so as to
eliminate bends in the river, thus in
creasing the rapidity of it's flow, and
constructing ditch of large carrying
capacity running east and west
through the county and emptying into
the Red River of the North.
An engineer will be appointed, a
survey made and work be done requir-
ing an outlay of many thousands of
dollars.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24

cultural hall, by F. G. German, Duluth,
were examined with interest and ex-
planned by the architect. Representa-
tive R. G. Dunn urged that an appro-
priation of s350,000 be recommended
by the committee, and this was adopt.
ed, but Senator Ole J. Sageng an
nounced that he did not consider him
self bound by the committees vote.
TIE proposed building will be 300
feet square, with a full basement and
two floors above. 1t will be fireproof
throughout, only concrete, steel and
tile being used in it's construction. The
exterior walls will be of artificial
stone, resembling gray granite in ap-
pearance and having a crushing
strength of 1900 pounds square inch.
The exterior lines will be of the
Doric order, which combines SIMPLE
ity and dignity, and in a building of
the size proposed should give a most
impressive effect
The basement will contain a large
unpacking space entered by driveways
direct from outside; toilet rooms and,
if necessary, kitchen and restaurant.
The heating, ventilating and vacuum
cleaning plant also will be in the base
ment.
Two elevators and four wide STAIR
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
PERSONAL.

The German emperor has conferred
the notable distinction of lifelong
membership of the Prussian upper
chamber on Herr Harry Plate of Han,
over, a master plumber. This honor,
which is additionally bestowed on
noblemen as a reward for eminent
service to the state, has never before
been awarded to an ordinary artisan.
Mrs. Ellen Colfax, widow of former
Vice-President Schuyler Colfax, who
is critically i'll at her home in South
Bend, Ind, is gradually failing. She
is seventy-five years old and Is suffer-
ing from general debility.
Charles M. Schwab returned to New
York on the Mauretania from his
midwinter vacation in Europe more
pronounced optimist as to the world
wide business outlook for the year
than he was when he left New York
three months ago.
Very Rev. William Mordaunt Fur
neaux, dean of Winchester, England,
has been intrusted by the convocatlon
of Canterbury with the task OF pre-
pairing an abridgement Of the Ten,
Commandments, to be submitted for
consideration at a meeting of the con-
vocation in May.
Mrs. Medill Mccormick Of Chicago,
daughter of the late Senator Mark
Hanna, will establish in Washington
home where working women and girls
can find comfortable lodgings at a
minimum charge.
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ways will connect the basement with
the upper floors.
On the main floor will be fifty-six
exhibition booths and a large central
court which can be used for an audi
forum capable of accommodating 81
900 people or can be filled with booths,
there being room for forty more in
this space. A lecture room and other
space is provided.
The second floor or gallery will be
devoted largely to educational features
and allied industries, space being pro-
vided for agricultural school dis
plays, the college of agriculture, the
state entomologist, soils and their
analyses, marketing and shipping ap-
planes, fertilizers, milling, canning
and other industries. Offices, toilet
rooms and reserve rooms also are pro-
vided.
Mr.. German said that the estimate
of $350,000 had been obtained after
close figuring and with the best mate
rails obtainable. The heating and
cleaning plants will be of the most
modern kind and the building can be
used at any season of the year by the
college of agriculture or for any other
public purpose.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24

E. F. Laid, of North Dakota agri-
cultural college, pure food commission
er of the state, issued his bulletin re-
garding conditions on the Minnesota
side of the river, giving the facts re-
garding the condemnation of 100 head
of cattle belonging to John Hanson.
These conditions said Prof Ladd's
bulletin, were not alone confined to
the Hanson herd.
The city council at their last meet.
ing appointed committee to act in
conjunction with the Commercial club
committee in the matter and these two
committees made their report last
evening. In substance the report was
that conditions as they now exist are
most satisfactory and that there need
be no fear that the milk and meat sold
in Moorhead now is unwholesome.
1t was suggested that all milk
brought in from outside points be pas
teurized. 1t is probable that an ordi-
nance will be introduced in the council
making such regulations of food prod
ucts within the near future.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
And II Was All Imagination.

NTI0 TG Vdo MI
81 wonder how much imagination
governs some persons senses?" re-
marked visitor at the st. Regis yes
terday. For a Christmas present I
sent to young woman of my &C
Quaintance one of the most elaborate
sachet cases could find. 1t was such
a beautiful thing that didn't put per-
fume in it, for some women prefer to
use a certain kind all the time, and l
thought would leave it to the re-
cipient to put her own particular sach-
ct powder in the case. You may i'm
agine I was somewhat amazed to read
this in her enthusiastic letter Of
thanks: TITS perfume has pervaded
the whole room New York Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
HIGH SCHOOL CONFERENCE.

Mankato.-The manager of athlet
les of the Northfield high school has
been sending letters to high schools in
Southern Minnesota proposing a con.
ference to be formed of the high
schools in the southern part of the
state. The schools named are those of
Mankato, Faribault, Red Wing, Aus.
tin, Rochester, Albert Lea, st. James,
Owatonna and Mortified. Several OF
these schools have been heard from
and all are favorable to the proposal.
The object of the conference, it is un.
derstood, is to promote the standard
of school work and school spirit and
to create firmer friendship between
the schools.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
Taft Ask. Aid for Chinese.

Washington, d. C. President
Taft issued the following proclama-
ton for funds for famine sufferers in
China: LAS president of the Ameri.
can Red Cross, appeal to the people
of this country to aid the unfortunate
multitude who are dying of starvation
because Of famine in China, either by
money contributions, which should be
sent to the local Red Cross treasurers
or to the Red Cross, Washington, or
by assisting in raising a cargo Of -four
and other suitable supplies to be sent
to these people"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24

sity Of Wisconsin and was graduated
from the academic department of the
school in 1885. Three years later he
was graduated from the college of
law.
Judge Bum, during his service on
the bench, has enjoyed the highest re-
spect Of the lawyers of the Twin Cities
and of the state. The new justice is
lover of outdoor sports and is given
to fly fishing and shooting. A brother,
Charles A. Bum, is general counsel
for the Great Northern railway.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
SET DATES FOR INSPECTION.
February, March and April Busy
Months for National Guard.

February, March and April Busy
Months for National Guard.
ST. Paul.-Dates for the federal in
spection of the national guard of the
state for the various companies have
been announced. The inspecting officer
will be Alfred w. Bjornstad of the
Twenty-eighth infantry.
st. Peter, February %; Redwood
Falls, "a; Madison, %; st. Paul, March
6-10; Hibbing, 10; Eveleth, IA; Duluth,
1917; Minneapolis, 1924; Red Wing,
81; Winona, %; Owatoona, 20; Austin,
80; Faribault, 81; Thief River Falls,
April 3; Crookston, 4; Bemidji, g.;
Zumbrota, 10; Mortified, IL; Still
water, IL; New Ulm, II: Mankato,
1S; Worthington, 10; Fairmont, 90;
Anoka, "a; Princeton, rs: Olivia, 81.
The artillery will be inspected in St.
Paul April Ia and Is and in Mime
apolis April 7.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
MoToRMAN ARRESTED.

Theme Held Responsible at Sheboy.
gan for Drowning Of Three.
Sheboygan, Wis. - Geo. Theme,
motorman OF the Inflated street car
which plunged through an open draw
into the Sheboygan river week ago,
drowning three persons, and who was
held responsible for the accident by a
coroner's jury, is under arrest charged
with manslaughter. It was charged
Theme allowed his car to speed down
steep hill unmindful Of the open
draw.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
NEW COUNTY is LOCALIZED.
Governors Proclamation Formally
Creates Division of Pennington.

st. Paul. = Pennington county,
created last fall by general elec-
ton, has been given full county au-
thority to conduct its affairs by pro-
clamation Of the governor. Penning-
ton was separated from Red Lake
county last November by a vote of
1924 and needed only the governors
proclamation to give it full legal sta
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
RAILWAYS ASKED FOR DAMAGES.

Northern Pacific and Fargo Com.
panIes Sued at Fergus Falls.
Fergus Falls.-L. o. Smelling, a bar
Der of Marshall, Mimi, has begun suit
against the Northern Pacific Railway
Company in the United States court
in this city, asking damages in the
sum of $28.600 for injuries sustained
in the derailment of train at Glen
dive, Mont, on August 10, 1908. Mr.,
Smelling was a passenger on the train
and claims to have been permanently
disabled.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago, Feb. -Cattle-Market
steady; beeves, $5.00@6.75; western
steers, s4.50@5.65; stockers and feed.
ers, $3.75@5.75; cows and heifers, $3.50
OSLO; calves, $7.00@9.OO.
Hogs-Market slow at yesterdays
average; light, $7.20@7.55; mixed
s7.05@7.45; heavy, $6.95@7.35; rough
$6.95@7.10; good to choice heavy
$7.1007.35; pigs, $7.40@7.70.
Sheep 5010c higher; ma
tive, t3.15@4.80; western, $315@4.85;
yearlings. $4.S0@5.75; lambs, native
S.. 0nme-40.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
TO DEPoRT MURDERER.
Judge Hughes Orders Furiani Re.
leased From the ASYLUM.

Duluth. = Judge Martin Hughes,
of the district court at Hibbing,
made an order for the release OF
Guizeppe Furiani from the insane hos
pital at Fergus Falls. Furlani is a
murderer and he is released at the re.
quest of the federal authoyities for
deportation to Italy. Furlani killed
Marine Farinini at Hibbing last Fourth
Of July.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
Twin City Markets.

Minneapolis, Feb. 22-Wheat, May,
97Ac; July, $3.50; No. 1 northern,
9S%c; No. 2 northern, 96%c; No. 1
durum, 83c; No. 8 corn, 44c; No.
white oats. 3Okc; barley, 9Oc; No.
rye, 79c; No. 1 flax, $2.69k.
Duluth, Feb. %. - Wheat, May,
96Ac; July, 97Ac; No. 1 northern,
91c.
South st. Paul, Feb. 22.-Cattle-
Steers, $5.00@5.7O; cows, $3.35@4.40;
calves, $3.40@7.75; hogs, $7.05@120;
sheep, yearlings, $2.O0@3.5O.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
ELEVATOR MAN DISAPPEARS.
Said to be $1,000 Short In Accounts
With His Company.

st. Cloud. = Amos Grassland, for
fifteen years resident of Royal
ton, Is miles from this city, and during
the past three years manager of the
Powers elevator in that village, has
disappeared and is said to be $1,000
short in his accounts. Although
Grassland left Royalton last week, it
has just been given out that he was
found short in his accounts.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24
There's Many a SIiu

There's Many a Slip.
what is the name of the song the
lady is singing?"
meet Me in Heaven.
Don't you think she's taking
great deal for granted?"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-02-24

The Test of Intellect.
II wonder why Mrs. F1imgilt regards
her husband as stupid. He has been
very successful In business"
Perhaps" replied Mr.. Meekton,
hes like so many Of the rest of US
who can't possibly learn to keep the
score of bridge game"