davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-08
Mr.. CLAUSEN'S BOOK

"The Art, Science and Sentiment
of BODYBUILDING"
Thirty chapters, 400 illustrations.
II covers a wide range of subjects,
including the planning OF bunga-
lows s. burbsn and cttv homes,
costing from $4,000 to sac, 900, let
I4.s Ce.it-aots, choosing I4Ia,etlaIs,
proper design OF entrance, win
dows, fireplaoes, etc. New third
edition. Price, postpaid, Sl.oo.
Address, Arthur O. clausen,
Architect, 1156-57-3s Lumber Ex-
change Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-08
The GInh Hand

removes liver inaction and bowel stop
page with Or. Kings New Life Pills, the
painless regulators. Csc. For sale by
Beaton Drug Co.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Norwich Underwriters Association
Annual Meeting Reelected Oficers-Addresses by Mayor
Matters.

Mayor Charles f. Thayer as the first
speaker. Mayor The yer got into touch
with The insurance men with sug-
yestion which he made at the opening
of his Informal talk, when he sug-
gested that as one means cf stopping
the fire waste all the smokers of the
city should give up smoking and pay
into the city treasury the money which
they weu1d ordinarily spend in smokes.
He made the prediction that this would
realize such a sum would be am
ply Suffic lent to fit out a complete fire
department and insure absolute pro-
lection against the ccnflas ration haz-
ard. He also went on to speak of the
experience Norwich has had IN secur-
ing an increased water supply and
showed that he WAS still strongly OF
the opiniS that the city ought to have
taken the Pease brook watershed.
Qualifications of an Agent.
Mayor Thayer's entertaining re-
tive talk by Guy e. Beardsley, Bos-
ton, assistant secretary of the Aetna,
and a member of the New Engle nd
Insurance exchange President Les
ter filled the position of toastmaster
in a capable manner during the eve
n1ng. Mr.. Beardsley spoke upon the
Qualifications of an Agent from the
Company's standpoint, laying enpha-
sis upon the fact that the agent
should make himself an authority on
his subject, inviting and meriting the
confidence of the insuring public with
whom he has to deal
New England Insurance Exchange.
C. H. wilkins, Boston. chairman of
the Norwich committee of the New
England Insurance exchange. was the
concluding speaker, giving an inform
ing account OF the way the exchange
is organized. and speaking of the ex-
Feriences that come to the special
agent in his trips through the field.
X Ir m
OF the exchange, and w. H. Squire.
Meriden, had also been expected to be
present and speak, but were detained
BY other engagements.
3 bout $50 the members adjourned
to the hotel dining room, where a
banquet was provided, twenty-three
covers being laid. Cigars were passed
and a social hour concluded the eve
ming.
The arrangements were successfully
carried out By a committee consisting
of Royal G. Holmes. Eben Learned
and f. d. Donohue.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
FINE CLUB BUILDING
To Be Presented Boys of Waterbury
as Christmas Gift.

The boys of Waterbury are to
have a fine Christmas gift this year,
according to the Waterbury American.
The Boys club building, free of all
debt, is to be presented the boys of
the city. for their use and enjoyment
and they are to have the responsi-
bility of keeping 1t from damage or
defacenent. The managers are to
say to them in effect; Boys, this is
your building. You are its owners,
and If you deface or injure ii ia any
way you are defacing and injuring
your own property. We lock to you
to care for it and beautify it, in any
way that you have opportunity, 1t
has been huiit for yeur convenience
and comfort, and we wish yea TO en-
joy ii, in every legitimate way. to the
fullest extent"
The building is ems of the finest
and NEST comPiete of its kind in New
England, and the fact that it's dofr1i-
tories and boarding department are
disappearing that its club members
may pay their way with their dues,
and that it is in no sense a. ehaFita BILE
institution is something of which it's
management is very proud. This foF-
NAL presentation viii be made at an
early date
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
DRILL OF FIFTH COMPANY.
Two Recruits Acknowledgment Fol-
lowed interesting Indoor Baseball
Game, Which Company Won.

At the weekly drill Tuesday evening
of the Fifth company, G.. A. R., at the
armoFy there were two recruits receiv-
ed There was a calesthenic drill with
rifles by the company and drill in ex-
tended order. AT the close of the even
ing, following the indoor baseball
game, there was a spread for the
members, which was thoroughly en-
joyed.
One more team thatswas out to take
the scalp of the Fifth company team
at indoor baseball went down to de-
feat. when the Printers, under Captain
Richard HiscoX, lost to the Coast Ar
tillery men, Is to s.
Counihan in the box with Pullen be-
hind the bat was the battery for the
Printers. but Counihans fast ones
were pie for the soldiers, and they
piled up runs in the latter innings.
Lieut.. Nichols in the box and Corporal
Faulkner behind the bat performed in
their usual dependable manner for the
Soldier team and had fine support in
the field. Score by innings:
Fifth Co. ........1 2 0 0 0 2 6 lie
Printers III O 0 2 0 o L s
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
TRADING STAMPS
Frowned Upon by. New Britain BUS
mess Men's Association.

President u, H. Johnston of the
New Britain Business Mems assaeia-
tion sent cat the following letter yes
terdHy, warning the members against
trading STAMPS;
II Wauld ask your personal stteH=
tiep te the fsIiewiHg iaaBsFtanf bylaw
Of the ASSOCIATION;
"sArtie1e Ill, Section 8. Ne fHem=
Der shall sell sr give with any sale Of
merchandise, any trading stamps er
ether token having q redeeHine value
elsewhere Than IA his own Place ct
blsinesEi
fNq matter what aiIuTiHs- stats-
EaeTts are made te yea by interested
parties;
.RexneEaber; Actual experieRee
has shoysn trading s3aHRPs - be an
expense not a praJit to yen
We are aepeaasng on ypssE strict
adherence to the bylaw
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
A. GAsTRoNoMIc JOY.
Old EnsIish Recipe For the Famous
Soure a Ia crecy.

Old EnsIish Recipe For the Famous
Sours a la crecy.
In thef"nlustrated London Cookery
Book, by Frederick Bishop. late cui-
sinner toJSt- James palace, Earl Grey,
the Myruuis of stafford. Baron Rofb-
schild. Earl Norbury. Captain Dun
conD5e and many of the first families
Of GREAT Britain 1s52), we find this
Fyc.pe for. soupe la Crecy:
= Cut half a pound of lean ham in
dire. three onions, four turnips, twelve
carrots iCthes outer side red only, a head
OF celery. "a faeot of sweet herbs, two
bia6es fof mace. six cloves. a bay leaf
and hslf pound of salt butter. Fry
all dewn in a stewpan until they get a
Htfes brown. then add. some second
stock and stew until all the roots are
quite tender; then rub it through
fanny sieve or fanny cloth with two
long spoons. n very thick add more
stock Season with cayenne and black
pepper and salt and good bit of sug-
sr. Send up on a napkin soEae nice
fried bread cut in small dice and not
greasy
This is far less elaborate than ii
sounds and is. indeed. in the main the
recognized recipe for the royal soup.
The spice is, if anything. a trifie over
done. and the carrots want to be well
chosen. as the slightest stringiness de-
stroys the homogeneity of the COM
pound. The bread dice are important
and should be fried in the very best
butter or superlatively good olive OIL
Pail Mall Gazette
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
MhAs@w
U0E&zE&zkz7ISl 2zZzz7
The Home Of Hart Schaffner a. Marx
fine clothes.


Many housewives gladly pay % cents
Cor 50 called ma gic" cloths. as they
are very useful fer silver and other
metals. Being dry. they do not soil
the hands or clothing and do their
work until the cletA itself wears out
To make such a cloth take one quart
Of gasoline, ene-half pound, OF whiting
and ene-eighth ounce Of sseic acid
mixing all together and baking. well.
Soak pieces OF WOODEN cloth in the
mixture and hang them i'm the open
air In a shady place to dry. When
the cloths are dry the magic" quail
ties have been given to them. and these
they win never lose. The material
must be wool-New York Globe.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

500 dozen Womeu'a F1nee a8w1mBh I'm
broidered Handkerchie1n. fury zoe
dainty styies-special pricee125zcseach
value 1ec and csc.
200 dozen Woman's F1na HanH lInRn-
broidered Irish Linen HsnH1d kenchtaEn
dainty designs. at 26c each.
: 100 dozen Woman'a pans sIDrnhroisnmr-
ed Handkerchief, new anTA prmttyaM@-
signs-special price 39c each, Tor
s1.00, value soc.
See our splendid showing OF
Womenss LAnMn Initial HanAdtsmchhnrn
at 1890 and Doc each.
See our showing of Women q yfasin-
75c and 400
See our showing of Arnneniau. F7n na-
En1orofdered handkerchief at SOC T5r
and s1.00.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Mems Handkerchief

We make a speciality ofv1Gen' SsInnRlal
handkerchief.
VERY SpEciAL-doo dozen Meme
with neat bfskAr intslmaD--mpwoaml pricss
6ocsnor q ;boxvofartxs ScadNputygby ths
tox.
Mems T1pe4 G&nen 6En1kAM1 Mmmhbsr-
chiefs. Wien neAt exf3bxnkaeDad tantfM
at 121zc each or 76c for a b0nr az akA
Men.s B1ns Efnsn1 Initial. HMnnmnmg-,
value at RIO each, or III ag1for~a her
of six.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
NORWICH COUNCIL,
ROYAL ARCANUM.
Officers Elected for the Ensuing Year
e Summer Willard Made Regent.

The annual meeting of Norwich
council, No. 100. r.. A. was held in
buckingham Memorial on Tuesday
evening, when reports were read and
accepted and officers were elected as
follows: Representative to the grand
council, George E. Adams; alternate,
d. F. Mcneil; past regent, George E.
Adams; regent, E. Sumner Willard;
vice regent, w. Fl. Rush. orator,
George n. Smith: secretary. D. F. Nc
Neil; collector, Royal c.. Holmes;
treasurer, Charles w. James; chaplain.
William J. Simpson; guide, Charles S.
Stamm; warden, J. p. Clifford; sentry,
Frank ]. Field; trustees, three years,
John McDongall, two years, C. L. Hop
kins, one year, w. E. Garfield.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Group Ends Life
Many ChHdrsn Die Of Group Every
Year ESfore q Doctor can be
Surnnnoned

Parents OF children should be pre-
pared at all times for a spasm of Group.
Keep in the house a remedy that will
ave instant redef and keep the child
rom choking until the arrival of the
physician.
Get so cent bottle of HYOMEI to-
day and IN case of an attack of Group
pour 20 drops into a kitchen bowl of
boiling water. Hold the child's head.
over the bowl so that it can breathe the
soothing, penetrating vapor that arises.
N the meantime send for a physician.
This treatment has saved the lives of
many children and is a precaution that
all parents should promptly take.
HYOME1 Is sold by The Lee & Os-
good Co and druggists everywhere and
IS guaranteed for Group, catarrh,
asthma and, bronchitis
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
The Sf1opIifter.

Old Jed Shucks and his wife had WIS.,
tied New York city. and after they
got home Jed was describing to his
friends the wonders of city ways
AN we went to a big department
shop he said, IAN we got inter one o.
them ERE things wot whizzes ye clean
up to the top-what in tarnation Is
their name, ma =.
"Shoplifters, Jedediar," Mrs. Shucks
replied.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

THREE CT OUR LEADING VALUES
The well Unknown Duchess" Kid
Gloves for w-otuen-snade especially for
Us and iinnatchabie value at the price
==si.0o peir.
The celebrated 'fBacno" Cape Gloves
for street wear. dressy and very de-
sirable at 800 a pair.
The Louise a fine quality French
Kid Gfove-oUr own importation--un :
surpassed value at the prfce--at $3.50
a pair,
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
HOLIDAY Ribbons

Complete assortment of Narrow Rib
bons for Holiday uzes-YuIetida Mis-
rictoe, Merry Christmas, Etc.-ali
widths at reasonable prices.
Fancy Ribbons splendid assert
rsent of Novelty Ribbons In ALL widths.
Special values at 15c, l9c and Csc a
yard.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

treasure, Wi liam H. Allen: secre-
tary. Guy 3. DoIoeare; rating com
nittee, Royal G. Holmes, Isaac S.
Jones, and Thomas III. Beckley.
Evening Meeting.
In the evening at S o'clock the
members of the association met in a
committee room at the Wauregan
house to hear some addresses upor
Insurance. topics, this being Z. rev
feature that was introduced this year
in connection with the annual meeting
and proving a highly satisfactory in
Mayor Thayer Speaks.
There were twenty five men present
when President Walter +. Lester call
ed the meeting to order and presented
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
A LIBERAL OFFER
Anyone Can Try Samose, the Remark
able Flesh Forming Food

able Flesh Forming Food
When one of the leading. druggists in
Norwich tells you that we sell a prepa-
ration which SO thoroughly believes
in that he will refund your money il
i does not do all that is claimed for it,
1t shows that the article must have
unusual merits. 1t is in this way that
Utley az Jones are selling sSamose, the
remarkable flesh building food
Samose is in reality a concentra ted
food, and restores life and vitality at
once to the blood. 1t mixes with the
ordinary foods and aids digestion, it
extracts from the food that you eat
the fiesh-forming and strength giving
elements, building up the tissues and
the general health.
Any one can get 50-cent box of this
remarkable f1esh-for1ning food, know
ing that their money will be refunded
ft II does not increase weight and re-
store the system to health.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

AT the annual meeting of the Under
writers Ass iciation of Norwich. held
at 4 O'clock Tuesday aft eTnoon Al the
tuaI Fire Insurance company, the old
board of officers was reelected with
one exception. that Icing the placing
of Thomas Fl. Beckley on the rating
committee, il. place of Fra nix T. Royce
The following are tile officers for the
ensuing year: PreSi ient, Walter =.
Lester; NIce president Frank |. Royce
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
DINNER of Deadly Enemies"

Lady Randolph Churchfll once gave
at her house In Connausht place what
she called dinner Of, deadly enemies.
1t was thought, says Mr.. G. w. Small
ey In his "Angie-American Memories"
q hazardous experiment cit proved a
complete success. They were all well
bred people They all recognized their
obligations to their hostess rs para
mount for the time being. In some
cases ancient animosftfes were soft
sned In all they were suspended"
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Leather Goods

A splendid showing of articles in
comprising Hand Bags, Suit Cases.
Etc. for mountaineering Bags.
Suit Cases, Card Cases, Bell Books.
Etc, for men. Be sure and visit our
Leather Goods Department for useful
gifts.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
COUNTY DENTISTS MEET.
Twenty Were at the Session Held in
New London When Brooklyn Doctor
Spoke.

At the monthly meeting of the New
London County Dental association on
TUESDAY evening at the Mohican hotel,
New London, there were about twenty
in attendance, including dentists from
this city, New London, Mystic, Ston-
ington and Mantle
There was a supper and the address
Of the evening was given by DIR. Franz.
Reininger of Brooklyn n. Y, who
spoke on Cast Porcelain Teeth
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Gift Suggestions From Various Departments


All kinds and prices. The most. com
plete and pretuest showing We have
ever assembled. Here are a. few suR-
gestions from our Immense stock.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

These White or Coored Ror6ar
box.
ChIdren's Linen Initial Handicer Z
chiefs. three in a box, ats25c a box.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

Neuralgia, Lunbago,o 5ciatica, Sore Throat,
Lameness, Sprains, Bruises or any other severe
paia VIII positively disappear By the application
Of DR.. BAYER'S PENETRATING OIL.
MoHxY RnFUED1D LIE NOT 30.
25 and SO Cents per Bottle.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

We are showing a complete line of
Jcwelry for gift purposes-hundreds of
articles OF personal adornment for Men
Women and Children, all at popular
rrfces. Special showing of Mesh Bags
all the newest ideas at soc to $500
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

Women's Necixwear for gift purposes
"a splendid showing OF Stocks, Fancy
Rows. SILK Neck Scarfs, Etc. Special
showing of Marabout Nec1xwear-
Scarfs and Stoles with Muffs to match.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Holiday Books

Our Book Department is now in the
Millinery, where we make a most COM
prehensive display.
Books for Boys at Isc and zsc.
Books for Girls at Csc.
Books of Poems in holiday bindings
1T SOC to s1,29.
Great Popular Novels at 45c.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Not Prehiaitjeais4.

flHzsa, with SO inches Of Faiffa11 in
thges days, has evidently gene sser
to the wet column. and must be keen
Charleston (S. CO Fest.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
TOYS f sia a.

Visit our Toy Store in Basement for
the most complete line of Toys that we
have ever shown, Iron Toys, Wooden
Toys, and all the latest novelties i'm
Mechanical Toys-and the prices are
very reasonable.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13
Mems Store


Christmas Post cards--fully $50 diff
|ferent kinds-at 1c each. or Ioc
dozen.
Christmas Post Cards--the finer
|grade-at &c caoh. or 25c dozen.
Christmas C2rds-a bonanza pack
|age, containing 30 cards in an envelope,
lat 25c a package.
A splendid showing of Christmas
calendars. Booklets. Etc.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

One laHHdEed FeaEs is the estimated
life of the oil and gas fields Of Okla
heHaa.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13

Big Deils-Littie Daiis, Dressed and
Jnaressea-a great assortment, inciud-
ling all the best makes. We sell the
? Kestner" Kid Body Dolls and the
HandWerch" Jeintcd Dolls. Be sure
and see eur Special Dressed Doll at
~ 90.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-13


MURPHY & McCARRY,
zoz Asa<e ssrsss
HERE, AT A
MANS STORE,
is the proper place to buy
a mans gifts.
Even If you cannot think Of thing
in tho world to ill the requirements,
come in any way; you might find il
here, get an inspiration just from a
look around.
We've everything man wears sx-
eept shoes.
But just as a suggestion, here's
Overcoats and Suits,
Bath Robes,
Smoking Jackets,
Sweaters,
Handkerchiefs,
Hosiery,
Underwear,
Shirts,
Heckwcar,
Muffsers,
Gloves,
Umbrellas,
Psjamas,
Cuff Links,
Waist Coats,
rats,
Caps,
Travelling Bags,
Suit Cases.
We'll be glad to help you in every
way we can.
" - IA. n
The Washington times., 1911-06-25

We'll, what are you lookin' so gloomy
and downcast for" demanded the stage
doorkeeper of the stage-struck youth.
"Aw, your feelings would feel fuzzy
too. If you'd been through what I've
been through for the past hour" re-
sponded the latter. I'm damp as a
sponge. and ", lie I hate to cry, just
guess I'll have to relieve my surcharged
feelings"
Spill 1t, Kid
Spill It. kid" said the S. D. K. I'll
be the policeman; tell your troubles to
me-"
They amt my troubles" said the
s. S. Y IF they were I'd know what
to do. But 1 was standing up there
in the wings this afternoon feelin'
all good toward the world. when some
geezer came up and began caroling a
hard luck story that got my goat. He
didn't want to borrow any cush or
anything like that, but he was so
full of trouble that he wanted to tell
somebody about it. He got me goin
in about a minute. Say, whoever he
was, he's got Job lookin' like busted
The Washington times., 1911-06-25

Sum people kali the trusts piruts. but
they are krazy. bekaus thare Is no
piruts eny moar, ony thare ust to be
awI rite, and II you happened to get in
thare way, or evin let them see you
may be, good mite without being aloud
to say yure prayirs or nuthing.
If pirut dident sale on the Spanish
name he coodent of bin mulch OF
pirut, bekaus awl the best piruts sailed
on the Spanish mane. OF korse they
Good of sailed enyware they wantid to,
being piruts and not afrayed of emmy
boldly and having nives in thare mouths
awl the time and awl. but they wantid
TO sale on the Spanish name, wfch is
not like a horses name, being place
10 sale avn.
Wawking the Plank
Sum piruts dident do nuthing hardly
exsept make people wawk the plank.
This is a pritty meen way Of treeting
peeple. bekaus wen you wawk a plank
you drownd if you cant swim. and If
YOU no how to swim the sharks and
wales eet you. So they mite as well
kill you in the furst plase and be dun
with it.
It dident do you eny good If you sed
you dident want to wawk. the. plank,
bekaus aftir the piruts capsured you
The Washington times., 1911-06-25

ions. 1t gave me a brilliant idea just
about the time the alarm clock went
off this morning. and when 1 reported
for work my left arm was all done
up in a sling, with bandages enough
wrapped around it to excite the pity
of a Goldfish.
figured that If I could work the
pity stunt off on Juliet, the cold
cashier wouldn't be quite so cold in
the future, and, believe me. it wasn't
my fault that the thing went wrong.
Why, had the broken arm imita-
ton down to so fine a point that
limped when l walked!
And say, / could see the pity shin
ing out of Juliet's lamps every time
I passed her desk, which was fire.
quent, If not oftener. And then!
Coises, who should blow into the
place but the accident insurance man
that comes around to inspect once
avery so often. I winked at him
18th one eye at a time and both to-
gether, but 1t was no go. He wanted
TO see for hins elf and he cut through
the bandages. OF course 1 had TO
confess in a whisper, but he laughed
so hard Juliet got wise and ever
since she's been an iceberg with a
chill.
The Washington times., 1911-06-25
CHIMMIE'S HISTORY

they was boss, and II you dident do wat
they sed you was lible to get a krack
on the he'd that you Good feal for a
weak. Ony of korse you nevir felt It
for a weak, bekaus you was ded the
neckst mint may be-
To Mutch Rum
Thare mite be piruts yet if they had
ent of drank so mutch rum. That was
the trubbil with piruts. As soon as
thare wasent enyboddy left to wawk
the plank they awl went down stares
in the bote and drank rum. A pirut
Good drink moar rum in a day than
you Good drink Fatir In weak. and a
hole barriI of rurp wasent nuthing for a
pirute TO drink for brekfust. They must
Of had big stummicks.
If a pleece bote Good ketch the pirutes
vile they was awl full of rum thare
was nuting to it bekaus no man can
drink a harril of rum without get
ting drunk, not evin a pirute, and wen
piruts got drunk they got so intocksi-
kated drunk they Good no moar make
you wawk the plank than they Good
wawk it themselves, being to full p
wawk at awl.
And that's how they was awl cap
sured by the pleece botes and put to
deth aftir being aloud to berry thare
treZure.
The Washington times., 1911-06-25

beat it before the believing bunch be-
hind.
on the beach. OF the beach," they
cried, meaning. not that she was off
the beach, but that she should get of.
Taunts and sand were hurled at the
fleeing maiden, and as she ran her long
black hair streamed in the sea breezes,
not helping the story along at all, but
adding its touch of picturesQueness.
All, why did they drive her from
among them? She was fair of face
the artist has faithfully depicted her
comeliness of countenance.
But-and here's where he fell down
he did not depict the lower half OF
her bathing, suit. So, for all the gentle
reader might learn from perusing the
illustration, she might have on a skirt
to her ankles, instead of harem.
"Off the beach, they cried. 'On the
besohi'