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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-07

A pinch Of boraeie acid In water
will sliay the itching from mesquite
bites
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-07

Dear Misa Grey--wiil you kindly
tell mo how To fix mincc pattiesT
INEXPERIENCED.
A--Chop a cold veal kidney and
some fat. add an apple. orange and
lemon peel. fresh currants. cloves.
a little wine. brandy and sugar. Fill
pattio cases. bake and serve cold.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-07

A woman can never understand
Why her husband lsn't more sppre
elatcd In his office.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-07
SPECIAL INTEREST TO THE WOMEN READERS OF TIL
Cynthia Crey's Letters

Dear Mias Grey am deeply In
love with fireman. My parents
object. but do not give a reason.
He has n home OF HIS own In the
East, Would II bo right for me TO
30 with him against my parents
wlsheal Remember I love him
dearly. ADELE CLARE.
Alias the man talked the mat.
ter over with your parentsY He
should. II he IL tho right kind Of
man he will not object TO doing
this.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-22
UNA GANCA

Vu1en desee adquirir un mobiliario
para sala, compnesto de doce sil)ax
euatro slllones, dos butacas, un sofa y
una meslta centro, MADEIRA ouryada r.,
V lena' nene ahora propicia oportupi-
dad.
Hay ademas, una mesa y seis sillaS
para comedor, aan gnarda-comidas. ~,
chlnero, un tinajere con su piedra, VI,
ni'ro ' ana mesa con piedra marnoi
para el servacio del eomedor.
~Tamblen pnede adquirirse, una cams
de hlerro, para una plaza, y un lavabo
Este mobihario esta completament.
nuevo y puede verse, en- La casa ntimero
81 de Ia caile de Tetuan.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-22

mado; y en- ninguna ha visto M,
Ruhl polic1a nj los famosos Rurales. ;.
lndlcaclon de que el candidate sc sen
tia seguro entire los "'peones, 4 ouie-
mes arengaba. LIE llaman "Panchito' Y
Ell Chaparrito,'' que signifca, 81 no
recuerdo NAL, baJo de estatura; sabi
do es que los apodos de los personaies
sneien ser hijos del odio 6 del ca.
rifo.
La popularidad es una gran fuerza
como ell vapor; pero, como este. para
utlllzarla hay que aplicarla a una ma
qulna bien const1mlda que haga aleo.
Ell senor Madero, como demoledor CO
ma acredltado; pero Svaldri como cons
tructor como maqninista? En- los
Estados Unidos tiene "buena prensa .
tamb1en Ia tenla Porfrio Diaz casl
hasta Ultima hora; pudiera sucede,~
que estos periodicos americanos, cor.
tanto dinero y tantes medios de infor-
macl0n, as1 como sc enteraron de oue
aquel coloso tenia los pies de barre,
tampoco viesen ahora las dificultades
que Sc oponen al sxito del Presidente
Madero. Hay qHeadesear que las ven
"a, para bien de Maico; porque 81 las
"convulsiones'' vnelven, detras de
elias yegsdra otras ,aletadura.
X. Y. <.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-22
Ia carload en- Vieque.

Varlos flantropos de dicha poblaci6n
nan ln'elado la buena obra de dar for.
ma organizada a la carload particular
en- favor del Refugio de Ninos Desan,
parados.
l1enen va una alcancia en- sitio pred
iecto, y de ella Sc han recibido en- Ia Pr.
sldencia del Refugio, por conducto 4.
dom Eugenio Lopez, tres dollars v Gin,
cuenta centavos de los donativos De nste
mes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-22
Ponce 81 ola

! Otr0 fuego Sc ha registradu en- esta
poblacion, y va van que Sc y6 cuantos
en- unos dlas solamente.
) Ell ultimo, por ahora, porque 10
mejor en- Ell tempo que van Sc impri-
men estas cuartillas arde Ponce por los
cuatro costados, ell ultimo ha sido Ell la
casa de Jose Monserrate Asencio en- la
calle de Wives.
! La brisa reinante fue la meior auxi-
liar del voraz elemento y blen pronto
Sc propago el fuego dos de las casas
antiguas Ell uno de los cuales habla una
| tienda de pulperla.
La circunstancia de haberse dado
equivocadamente Ell ell parQue de bonn
berOs ell aviso del fuego, hizo que los
bomberos uegasen con retraso al sitio
del siniestro y mientras, tomo mayor
incremento el fuego.
Ell detective Maldonado detuvo al Sc
nor Jose Monserrate Asencio, dueno de
la casa por donde comenzo ell fuego,
quedando dicho individuo a la DISPOSE
cion del fiscal de la Corte de Distrito.
La casa estaba valorada en- 160 do
liars y asegurada en- trescientos cincuen-
ta
En- Ell sitio del siniestro vimos, desde
ell primer momento las primeras auto
ridades de la poblaci6n.
Ha quedado constituido aqui nn sin
dicat0 para explotar ell negocio de las
aguas minerales ponceilas.
Ell capital social asciende d cincuen-
ia mil dollars.
Componen la directiva de la Compa-
nla, don Carlos Cabrera, presidente :;
don Carlos Morales, vice-presidente !;
don Antonio Delgado, secretario; don
Guillermo Cabrera, Tesorero vocales,
don J. S. Belaval, don Rafael Delgado
don Francisco Delgado.
Ell team "Aguirre" ha sido vencido
en- los ultimos juegos celebrates por la
novena de Ponce. La proposition fue
de tres carreras dos.
Don Xavier Mariani, don Caros Lo-
pez de Tod, don Tomas Mariani don
Ramon Almonte forman la comisi0n
que fue las Marias y Maricao q ges-
tionar algunos asuntos relacionados
con el mayor progreso de la industrial
cafeteria
Sigue actuando ell cuadro de zarzne-
la bufa de Miguelete Pasquale. ~
Ell publico va las funciones porque
ratio.
u
Despues de un viaje de inspection
a varios distritos de la Isla ha regre-
sado a esta ciudad ell capitan Fernan-
dez Mater, inspector de las fuerzas po-
hciacas.
Ha embarcado para Barcelona Ia dis
tinguida dana Doiia Ana Maria Her
nandez de Gonzalez.
Van con ella sus preciososs niilos.
Lleven un felicisimo viaje
=. *i5
En- la calle Mayor esquina s Cristi-
ma fue hallada por el guardia Felix
Castro nna sbicicleta sabandonada.
La maquina fne Nevada al cuartelillo
y ALI esta por 81 la reclama su dueno.
Ell Corresponsal.
Ponce, q De Noviembre. .f9
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
Consul Arnold En- Route Home.

Annoy. China. March 6.--American Con-
sui Julian Arnold left today for Maya
saki Japan. whence he will return to
the United States on the American trans
port Sheridan. Charles Brissel, vice con-
sui, will be in charge at the consulate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
Another Shorty Story.

Marmaduke is one of the strangest
characters that has ever come up in the
remarkable experiences OF Shorty Nc
Cabe. Sewell Fords unique creation. AS
Shorty himself says. Hes got dome
fun of bats" but. all the same. Shorty
liked him. and il was an unexpected
meeting of three opposites in Shorty's
physical culture studio that brought
about the solution of Marmaduke's finan-
cial problems. He never tried trailin' a
pay envelope Ito quote Shorty. for he
didn't know how; but he had his legiti-
mate place in the world. which was to
oil '.squeaky gulls' wing hinges" But
that is almost giving away the story.
one of the funniest We have yet printed
in our Sunday Magazine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been reported
to the health office in the past forty
eight hours:
John Synan, 20 years, Government Hos
pital for the Insane.
Henry Copperthite. jr., 33 years. Provi-
dence Hospital.
Bessie E. Phillips. 81 years, Providence
Hospital.
Bertha Dorsey. a years. Emergency
Hospital.
Minnie E. Thomas, % years. Homeo-
pathic Hospital
Amelia A. Davis, q years, 1916 street
northwest.
Lillian NJ. Bateman. 80 years. 40 18th
street northeast.
Fanny Abraham, 45 years, Garfield Hos
pital.
Josephine White, "a years, the Ontario.
Robert j. Walker, "A years, 1879 Euclid
street northwest.
Edward Eckloff, 65 years, Georgetown
Hospital.
william W. Wallingsford, 67 years. 1927
Ist street northwest.
Rosa Baretz, q months. ZIG Az street
southwest.
Elizabeth Upshaw, "a years, 2211 18th
street northwest.
Maria Hall, 40 years. 1905 10th street
northwest.
Frederick Gresham, 80 years. 800 9th
street northeast.
Rubin Bird. &c years. Washington Asy-
lum Hospital.
Emily Fletcher, 50 years, Casualty Hos
pital.
Florence Muse, l year. S11 Dixon's
court southwest
Sawifer Lewis, II months, 1894 Della
ware avenue southwest.
Eliza Everett, 81 years, $50 G street
northeast.
Barsina S. Robinson. SO years, 1901 Ma
comb street northwest.
Frederick Atkinson. II years, Wa shing-
ton Asylum Hospital.
Clarence Z. Spilman, AZ years, 80 +
street southwest.
Louise c. Rand. 20 years. the North
Edward NJ Howe. 63 years. 1113 Florida
avenue northwest.
Thomas Broderick, Il years, % Grant
place northwest.
John j. Hanlon. % years. rs 18th
street northeast
Catherine OConnor. 81 years. 1926 Penn
sylvania avenue northwest.
Samuel r. Thompson, Is months, J24
nth street southwest.
Dora Mann, 80 years. 400 V street north
west.
James D. Hill. years. 20:O sth street
northwest.
Annie Lyles. IS years. rear COS 18th
street northeast.
Clarence Evans. / year. 941 Hughes
court northwest.
Ruth Carter Is years, Providence Hos
pital
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
DIED.,

ARNOLD. On Saturday. March 4. 1911 at II 80
an, THERESA ARNOLD, aged seventy
eight years
Funeral from her late residence. Shepherd read.
Rrightwo0d ID. C.. Tuesday. March q at
c:30 pm. Interment tprivate, at Rock Greek
cemetery.
BIRCKHEAD. Suddenly. March G. 1911. at
his residence. So street northwest. MID
DLETON BiRCKHEAD. aged eigbty-seven.
Notice OF funeral hereafter.
CHRISTIAN. Departed this life Saturday,
March 4. 1911. at 1920 am. WALTER s..
the beloved son OF Lucy Christian Parker
OF Richmond. Va. and devoted husband OF
Hannah Christian ,nee Carkel. and father of
Viola. Leroy and Elaine Christian.
Funeral from Peoples Congrega tional Church. NJ
street. between 9Th and 9TH streets north
west Wednesday. March \. Mt pm. Eea
tiyes aud friends are requested TO be pres ,nt.
DAVIS. On Saturday, March, 4, 1911, Mt 2:lo
an. at the residence Of her daughter. Mrs.
S. G.. Hopkins. 1915 street. Of cerebra.
hcmorrhage. following u protracted illness,
AMELIA a. DAVIS.
Funrrri services az Oak Hin chapel at go pm.
: Monday. March g. u
DONALDSON. On Monday. Nsrch Q. 1911. at
his residence. lCherrydale, Va, DORSEY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Drug.
gists refund money if it fails to cure. e. w.
GROVES signature - On each box. &c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
In Memoriam.

BIGtiS In sad and loving remembrance OF
ALICE BIGGS. who departed this life two
years ago today. March q. 1909
No mother dear TO guide
With love sincere and true;
No mother to caress ts.
As she WIS wont to do.
Tho dear II sleeping,
No care L. on her brow.
oh. blame us not for weeping.
We have mother
BY HER LOVING HUSBAND.
DORSEY. In sad and loving remembrance OF
our dear wife. mother and grandmother
SARAH DORSEY. who departed this life one
year today. March t. 1910.
Over my heart I'm The years that have fown.
No love like yours mother. ever has shone.
No other worship ahides and endures
Faithful. unselfsh and patient like yours.
yet with strong warnings and passionate pain.
L M we tonight FOR yo1r presence again:
everywhere
Home lis not wha, il used To he since dear
mother is not there.
BY HER DEVOTED HUSBAND. DAUGHTER
AND GRANDDAUGHTER.
DORSEY. In sad and loving remembrance OF
my dear aunt SARAH DORSEY. who de-
parted this life one year ago today. March
d, 1910.
Loved in life; remembered in death.
BY HER NIECE. CLARA L. CRAWFORD.
DUNCAN. In sad and sorrowful rcmembranee
OF or, our beloved daIsn;e: vi sister MABEL
nal rest three years ago today. March 9,
zoos.
Fold her. O Father. in Thine arms
And let her henceforth .le
\ messenger Of love between
Our human hearts and Thee.
Still let her mild rebukt stand
Between and the wrong.
And her dear memory serve In make
Our faith in goodness strong.
+" BY HER LOVING MOTHER AND SISTER.
HOWARD. In sad hut loving remembrance ~
CLARENCE +. HOWARD the dearly beloved
OF Frances Eva and Fred +. Howard,
who departed this life six years ago today,
March o. 1905.
With harps in hard the angel band
Stood round tn" heavenly throne,
To ask of God this boon cf love,
To call their brother home.
MAMMA AND PAPA.
JOHNSON. In sad In; loving emembrance Of
kind and devoted husband and father.
JEREMIAH JOHNSON. who passed away
suddenly one year ago. Sunday, Mar'h d,
1870 at his residence. Brentwood, Nd.
One year has Passed oh, how we've missed him,
Some may think the wound H. healed
But they little know the
That lies within hearts concealed.
Farewell loved one. may your slunibcr
Re gentle your love.
And when God will call L. hom"ward
May meet in heaven above
BY HIS DEVOTED WIFE. IDA :. JOHNSON,
MD CHILDREN, DOROTHY AND JEI;E-
MIAH. Jr.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
MORE .AER0S arrive
Five Machines Being Placed in
Show Hall.
CARS DELAYED IN TRANSIT
Thirteen Motor Trucks Are Now on
Exhibition-Several Motor
Boats En- Route.

With four aeroplanes and dozen motor
trucks installed and five more aeroplanes
on the way between the station and the
Exposition building at North Capitol and
NJ streets. the national aeroplane show
this afternoon Sesan to take on more the
appearance of a real show
The delay OF the aeroplanes in arriv-
ing. six carloads having been lost on the
railroad, was a serious handicap To the
opening Yesterday. There were only a
couple of aeroplanes and a few motor
trucks to interest crowd of over
thousand people who attended the show.
Today, however there was more doing.
The big hall had been decorated and
several of the machines were in place
Flight to Hall Abandoned.
The Rex Smith machine. which has
made altogether about 200 flights at Col
lege Park. was brought in most of the
way by road. Antony Janus. the aviator
started to fly from College Park TO WASH
ington yesterday but the wind was huky
and after he had lost about 400 ieet IN
altitude and was only lao feet in the
air over Hyattsville he was forced 10
come down. The machine was then loaded
on a wagon and hauled to the exposition
building, where 1t was installed
The Orme biplane, which rs IN
place, is a remarkably pretty piece OF
construction. 1t weighs altogether
less than 200 pounds. and the four
cylinder. air-cooled motor. which has
been stripped to thirty-eight pounds
recently developed over eleven horse
power on a brake test.
The Rooney triplane. with big
four cylinder. air-cooled engine, oc-
cupies the center of the hall There
il a second Rex Smith machine be-
ing assembled in the hall.
This Mornings Arrivals.
The machines that arrived at the
freight station this morning included
two !Curtiss biplanes. one Wright. the
Gardiner Green Hubbard monoplane of
Boston and the Mote biplane of Bos-
ton. They were hauled to the hall
and the work Of assembling them
was commenced.
The model competition has been put
in charge of a, l.. Welsh. the aviator
of the Wright team, and the first con-
tests will be held Wednesday even
ing.
There are now thirteen motor
trucks in the show, and of these four
sales have already been made of one
type. Several motor boats that are
to be exhibited are now on the way.
1t was stated today that owing TO
the delay in getting the exhibits in
shape, the show probably would be
kept open O week longer, and an ex-
hibit Of motor fire apparatus installed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06

DONALDSON. beloved husband of Cornslia
Donaldson. aged eighty -thrce years.
Funeral Thgr.d.y, March p q. Tn: frsn
Relatives and friends invited. So
EsCHINGER. on Monday; sIsrch Q. 1911. at
$50 am. at 1855 Gales street northeast.
wHrLHELMINIE ESTER EsCHINGER. be
loved daughter Of Ernest and Emma Eschn-
Funeral from her late residence Wednesday aft
ernoon. March :. at 2:3o O'Clock. Interment
at Prospect Hlll cemetery. -
FRANK. on Monday. March q. 1911. at his
residence. 2aae Tunlaw road northwest.
JACOB n. FRANK loving husband OF Rosa
A. Frank ,nee Brown and OF the late
Jacob H. Frank aud Mollh Frank. in his
Funeral from ST. AIMS Church March S, 10
HANLoN. suddenly. March 3: 1911, JOHN J..
husband OF julia Hanon. formerly nrst lieu
tenant. 18th Pennsylvania Cavalry.
Funeral from 10 Nth street northeast Tuesday.
March !. at $50 an; services ut Church Of
Holy Name at 10 O'Clock. Interment at Ar
lington. tNew York. Philadelphia and Pitts
burg papers please copy u
HATCH. On March > 1911. at II PM. at the
Wcstmorrland. ALICIA HATCH. wife u
Francis II. Hatch Of Honolulu.
Funeral services tomorrow afternoon. March I,
AT 10 O'Clock. al st MaIEarefs Church.
ann. OF pneumonia. II SAUNA JOHNSTON,
wife of the late John T. Johnston.
souihrcst. AT a::n Wednesday. Mar..h ).
thence ~. Peter thHfrh whore requiem
mass Will be said Relatives aud friends in
NIted. -
POOLE. on sunday. March ). 1911. at pun.
her home near P1oesyilIe Md. RoSAIlE
HOPKINS POoLF wife of \. D. Poole.
Funeral Tuesday at pm.
PUIsIFER On Monday. March g. 1911. at
SliuYfau f..
Ills fifty ninth year.
Funeral services at his late residence Thursday
March .. at II am. lntcrment private.
RAND: On SATURDAY.. Mareh 4. 1911. at her
residencc. the Northumberland LOUISE
Charles 4. Rand
Funeral Tuesday. March = at . pm. from her
late residence. Intcrment at Arlington oeme-
SHEAHAN. On Monday March Il. 1871. at 1
am. MARY T.. widow Of Michael 4. Shea
han. in thu seventy -hrst yesr of her age.
Funeral from her late residence. 9l3 WesImin-
ster street northwest. Wednesday morning.
March :. AT $40 o'clock. thence to st. Pat
rlck's Catholic Church. where a requiem mass
will be said at - o'clock. Relatives and
friends invited. lntermcnt at Mount Olivet
cemetery.
SMITH. suddenly. SUNDAY. MARCIA :. 1911.
at . nm. RUTH SMITH. only daughter of
Vim. w. and Tillie Smith, aged tree years
and one month.
Sleep on. dear babe.
How ! loved you. but God Knew best;
Gods will he done He doeth well;
But how long for you no tongue can TELL
Budded earth To- bloom ln heaven.
BY HER LOVING FATHER AND MOTHER.
Funeral ,prvstel from Providence Hospital
Tuesday. March Z. AT IL o'c,ock. lutcrment
ut Congressional cemetery.
WOLFF. On sunday. March ;. 1911. at $50
pm, IDA 4. WOLFF. wife OF Robert Wolf.
aged forty eight years
Tho funeral will take place from her late resi-
dence. 400 street southeast. Tuesday,
March Z. at pm. Relatives and friends
invited 10 attend.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
Calls Man Supreme Parasite.

In an address entitled THE Microbe
in it's Relation to Physiology" delivered
by Prof. David Eccles at meeting of
the Secular League yesterday, man
was termed the supreme parasite Of
the earth. Miss Jennie NJ Griswold
of the Studio of Fine Arts recited
THE Charcoal Seller" and Eudorus c..
Kenny sang Elsie" accompanied by
Miss Edith SanbOrn.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued TO
the following:
Arthur Logan and Margaret F.. Clark.
George A. Smith and Bertha NJ Edelen.
Louis Brandt and Julia Friedrich.
Herbert T. Murphy and Beatrice T.
Cotton.
John NJ Holmes of Alexandria, va.
and F. Virginia FERGUSON Of this city.
Ebert j. Smith and Mary l. King.
Lewis r. Turner and Annie L. James.
i Waldreu LeR. Cross and Mary !.
Fowler. ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
Lecture and Concert for Blind

'.Poisons Of Tobacco Smoke" will be the
subject of a lecture to be given for the
blind by James Kemp at the Public Ii
brary tomorrow evening at O'Clock.
afternoon at o'clock a musical
program will be given there, including
vocal solos by Mrs. Ralph Barnard and
piano solos by Arthur Mayo. 1t is proba-
bic that other talent will be secured for
the occasion.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06
The Doctors Question
Much Sickness Due to Bowel
Disorders

Doctors first question when consulted by a
patient is. Are your bowels REGULAR" He
knows that $50 Of illness is attended with in
active bowels aud torpid liver. and that this
dition must be removed gently and thoroughly
before health can be restored.
Rcxall Ordcrlies are positive pleasant and
safe remedy for constipation and bowel disorders
in general. We certain of their great
curative value that promise TO return the
purchasers money in every case when they fail
to produce entire satisfaction.
Rexall Orderles are eaten like candy they
act quietly. and have soothing strengthening,
healing influence on the entire intestinal tract.
They do not purge, grippe, cause nausea, fatu-
lence. excessive looseDess. darrhoea or other an
moving effect They are especially good for chill
dren, weak persons or old folks. Two sizes. 25c
and Zoe. Sold only at stores-The Rexall
Stores, O'DonneIl's Pharmacies. 9O4 ST. nw
Wisconsin and NJ st. NV. Sd st. and Pa
ave. Sc. Wis. ave. and st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry R. Cover have
gone to BroOkline, Mass. to attend the
funeral Of Mrs. Covers mother, Mrs
Francis Hastings0
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank b. Jaqua and
daughter, Anna Louise. of Portland, Ind,
are the guests of Mrs. Jaqua's parents.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles H. Tuthill, 100
Willard street northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06

The American ambassador at Berlin
and Mrs Hill will sail from Cherbourg
March u for New York for their an
nual vacation in this country and Will
spend mart of the time in this city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-03-06

Mrs. J. Vinton Birch has gone to Pitts
burg, Pa, to spend part of the Lenten
season with friends.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-08-10
DON'TS.

Don't scald fowls for city market
Lower price.
Don't show birds simply to lick some
other fellow. You are apt to get licked
Then some one will below. Il told you
So"
Don't give too many folks piece of
your mind You may have none left
for yourself.
Don't shoot off your month. A
tongue that bangs off sass and slang
oft is an awful boomerang.
Don't "let bygones be bygones"
when you owe for a newspaper. If
you must give account for every idle
word you say you'll also have to toe
the scratch for subs you do not pay.
Don't breed from squatty turkeys If
you want big. strong poults. Inferior
stock will breed you lots of jolts.
Don't let hens drink from COW tracks
in the barnyard. The hygienic hen
and the healthy COW. the pure food
sheep and the sanitary sow aren't
found where all is smell and rot, but
thrive on clean, inviting spot.
Don't let the pigeons spoil the barn
.eaf. Pigeons in loft fly pay more
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-08-10
SOMEWHAT MIXED

A Skookumchue editor, who was
full of hard cider, got a sale bill
and marriage mixed. The descript
ion ran as follows;
William Smith, only son of Mr..
and Mrs Josiah Smith, was disposed
of at public auction TO Lucyp Ander-
son, on my farm one mile east Of
here. in the presence of seventy
guests, including the following to-
wit: . mules u head of cattle. Rev.
Jackson tied the nupital knot aver
aging 1850 pounds on the hoof. The
beautiful home of the bride was taste
fully decorated with sewash clam
spade, ! sulky rake. l feed grinder,
/ set of double harness nearly new.
and just before the ceremony was
pronounced Memberships march,
was given by one mich COW 5 years
old. one Jersey COW to be fresh next
April carrying a bunch of flowers in
her hand and looking charming in a