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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
NOTHING soRDID ABOUT HIM
Poet Was Looking for Appreciation
OF the Ages That Stretched Into
the Future

The editor looked at the poetry
andlthen he turned back to the poet.
For moment his customary as
surance failed him. The poet was so
thin and seedy and hollow-eyed.
See here, my friend" he said In
as gentle voice as he could assume
on short notice, II don't want to dis
courage you, but while your stuff
here Is fairly good-and perhaps q
little better-it Is a standing rule OF
this paper never to buy poetry"
The poet drew himself up with q
sudden snort.
why, suffering Dante" he cried,
you don't suppose from my appear
ance that was out for the filthy
simoleons. did you? Why, bless your
journalistic soul, all I'm working for
is a plain niche In the Hall Of
Fame!"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
NEWSPAPERS TAKING 1T UP
METROPOLITAN Dailies Giving Advice
How to Check rheumatism and
Kidney Trouble.

This is a. simple home recipe now
being made known in all the larger
cities through the newspapers. 1t Is
intended to check the many cases OF
Rheumatism and dread kidney trouble
which have made SO many cripples.
invalids and weaklings of some OF our
brightest and strongest people.
The druggists everywhere, even in
the smallest communities, have been
notified to supply themselves with the
ingredients, and the sufferer will have
no trouble to obtain them. The pre-
ecription is as follows: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce: Compound
Kargon. one ounce, and Compound
Syrup Of Sarsaparilla, three ouncesI
Mix by shaking we'll in bottle. The
dose is one teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
Recent experiments In hospital
cases prove this simple mixture eff
fective in Rheumatism. Because Of
Its positive action upon the elimina-
tive tissues of the kidneys, II compels
these most vital organs to filter from
the blood and system the waste i'm
purities and uric acid which are the
cause of rheumatism. It cleanses the
kidneys, strengthens them and re-
moves quickly such symptoms as
backache, blood disorders, bladder
weakness, frequent urination, painful
scalding and discolored urine. It acts
as a gentle, thorough regulator to the
entire kidney structure.
Those who suffer and are accus-
toned to purchase bottle of medi-
cine should not let little incon-
venience interfere with making this
I'D, or have your druggist do It for you.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
Hardly q Compliment

In the excitement of the moment
public speakers often say the opposite
Of what they mean to convey, and
when Henry Irving gave areading in
the Ulster hall, in 1878" says Bran
Stoker, In Personal "reminiscences
OF Henry Irving" lone speaker made
as pretty an Irish bull as could be
found, though the bull Is generally sup
posed to belong to other provinces
than the hard-headed Ulster. In des-
canting on the many virtues Of the
guest of the evening he mentioned the
excellence Of his moral nature and rect
itude of his private life In these
terms: "Mr. Irving, sir, is a gentle
man what leads life Of unbroken
blemish.'"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
A Garden OF Friend S.

One of the prettiest corners Of a
certain girls garden is that in which
every plant has been the gift of some
special friend. The sweet old-fashioned
flowers that bloom there have thus a
double significance, and their owner
persuades herself that while they
flourish she may be very sure that
she is not forgotten. A fragrant clump
of pinks was set In place by her dear
est school friend, and now that this
friend is living abroad she likes to
think that every breath of perfume
brings her kindly thought of her old
chum. A garden of friendship is a
pretty fancy and one that gives last
ing pleasure.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
Couldn't Be Thankful.

Bishop Charles W. Smith at har
vest dinner in Portland said Of the
harvest spirit:
1.-THE harvest spirit Is one Of thank
fulness, but there are some grabbed
old farmers who couldn't be thankful
IL they tried.
81 said to such an old fellow as he
conducted me over his farm on gold
en- autumn afternoon and showed me
a record harvest:
"'Well, sir, this year. at least
you've got nothing, nothing whatever
to complain Of
CT don't know about that, bishop,
he answered, with shake of the
hsad. I'm afraid there'll be no spoilt
hay for the young calves
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
END STOMACH TROUBLE NOW
Dyspepsia, Gas, sourness or Indiges-
ton Go Five Minutes After Taking
a Little Diapepsin.

II your meals don't fit comfortably,
OF you feel bloated after eating, and
you believe 1t is the food which fills
you; IL what little you eat lies like
lead on your stomach; If there is diff
fculty in breathing, quotations OF
sour, undigested food and acid, heart
burn, brash or belching of gas, you
can make up your mind that you need
something to stop food fermentation
and cure Indigestion.
A large case of Pape's Diapepsin
costs only fifty cents at any drug
store here in town, and will convince
any stomach sufferer five minutes after
taking a single dose that Fermenta-
ton and Sour Stomach is causing the
misery of Indigestion.
No matter If you call your trouble
Catarrh of the Stomach, Dyspepsia,
Nervousness or Gastritis, or by any
other ame-always remember that a
certain cure is waiting at your drug
store the moment you decide to begin
its use.
Pape's Diapepsin will regulate any
out-of-order Stomach within five min
utes, and digest promptly, without any
fuss or discomfort, all Of any kind OF
food you eat.
These large 50-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to thoroughly
cure any chronic case of Dyspepsia.
Indigestion, Gastritis or any other
Stomach trouble.
Should you at this moment be sui.
fering from Indigestion, Gas, Sour
ness or any stomach disorder, you can
surely get relief within I've minutes
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

specialist gave me up and SO did my
home physician. Surprising as 1t may
seem, was able to leave my bed after
using six boxes Of Doan's Kidney Pills
and for six years have remained free
from kidney trouble. ! confidently be-
lieve Doan's Kidney Pills saved my
life."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. SO cents q
box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. z.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
No Union,

NO U1I0Ea
Mrs. o. H. P. Belmont, at a luncheon
at the Colony club in New York, urged
on women the necessity for union.
eff we are to get the VOTE" she
said, 1--WE must stand together. Too
many women face this question al
they face all others-like the elderly
bellies at the charity ball.
"'What a f1atterer Wooter Won Twill
Ter ISL said the first belle.
"'Why, did he tell you you looked
nicer said the second.
"'No,' was the reply. He told me
you did,"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

There Is more Catarrh this section OF the country
aan ali other diseases put together, and until the Last
Jew years supposed to be incurabe. For grea,
many years doctors pronounced 1T local disease and
prescribed local remedies. and by constantly failing
to cure with local treatment pronounced it incurabe
Science has proven Catarrh to be constitutional as
se and therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Hali's Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F. j. Cheney
q Co.. Toledo Ohio is the only Constitutional cure on
the market 1t is taken internally In doses from 10
drops to teaspoontu 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case IL falls 70 cure Seoo
Cor circulars and testimonials
Address: F. j. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
rake Hairs Family Pills for constipation
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
The Modern Suburban Home.

The clocks were striking the hour
OF midnight, when the crack second
story burglar left his pal on watch In
the road while he crept of toward
the marked suburban domicile.
"Well. BILL" inquired the marauder
in the road as the more active bur-
glar reappeared a few minutes later,
sdid We use them upper porches to
advantage In gittin' into that joint p
upper porches nothin'!" growled
the baffied burglar, in disgust; every
blessed one O. them spaces that ought
ter be open porches is bein' used fer
nm outside bedroom" Norman p.
Mack's National Monthly.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
Costly Talent.

"You are sure that airships will
make war so expensive as to be utter
" impracticable! said one military
expert.
"Quite sure" replied the other.
"The flying machines won't cost SO
much, but we won't be able to pay
the sums required by aviators for go
ing up In them"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
The LAWYERS Won.

Askitt-Old Skinnerd left quite a
large estate, did he not?"
Notifies: but some Of his rela-
tives contested his will.
Askitt- Was there much left after
it got through the courts?
Noitt-Nothing but the heirs.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

Patient-Look here, doctor; you
said If I took a bottle of your tonic
I would have remarkable appetite.
Why, only eat one soda cracker
each week.
Doctor-Well. don't you call that
remarkable appetite?
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

months I was helpless
In bed with kidney
trouble. Kidney secre-
lions were painful, my
head ached terribly
and my body bloated.
/ ran down until I
weighed but 80 pounds
and everyone thought
I had consumption. A
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
CO l. p =
Cured in One Day
20
hdlNA

'.Iregard my cold cure as being better than
a Life Insurance Policy ''-MULNYON.
A few doses Of Munyon's Cold Cure viii
It relieves the head. throat and lungs al
most instantly. These little sugar pellets
can be conveniently carried in the vest
pocket for use at any time or anywhere
Price Is cents at any druggists.
IL you need Medical Advice write TO
Munyon's Doctors. They viii carefully
diagnose your case and give You advice
under no obligations.
Address Munyon's Doctors. Munyon's
Laboratory. SD and Jefferson streets. Phil
adelphia, Pa.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
The Significant Wink.

81 think" said the weary stranger.
that I'll go somewhere and take forty
winks."
The hack driver looked puzzled.
whats the trouble?"
Il was wondering whether you
wanted me to drive you to hotel or
drug store"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
Maxine Ii PalatabIe.

The Barber-That's great soap I'm
using on your face. It's made of corn
meal.
The Victim-I think it would taste
better If you put some milk with it
Yonkers Statesman.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
A Ziuzagqer.

An old crow sat on hickory limb
watching the aviator preparing for
flight
How far is 1t to Pilot Knob?" asked
the aeroplane chauffeur.
ABOUT ten miles as ! fly" answered
the crow, .but it's all OF thirty aayou
~"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
Free Cure for rheumatism and Bone
Pains.

Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. cures
the worst cases of rheumatism, bone
pains, swollen muscles and joints, by
purifying the blood and destroying the
uric acid in the blood. Thousands of
cases cured by B. B. B. after all other
treatments failed Price $l.00 per large
bottle at drug stores, with complete direc,,
tons. Large sample free by writing Blood
Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga, Department b.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same roof
with Hamlins Wizard Oil. the best Of
all remedies for the relief of all pain.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

AND BUILD Up THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
QH1LL TONIC You know what you are taking.
showing It is simply Quinine and Iron in . taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the mnlariA
and the Iron builds up the system Sold by all
dealers for 50 years. Price 50 cents
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

Mrs. WinsI0w.B Soothing Syrup.
Eor children teetlng softens the gums reduces In
pain. cures wind collie 16ca bottle
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
WEIGHED ONLY so POUNDS.
How Severe Case OF Kidney Trouble
Was Finally Conquered.

Byron Bennette, 1913 St Clair
Ave-, East Liverpool, O., says: six
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

AS gold is tried by the furnace. and
the baser metal is shown; SO the Aol-
1ow-hearted friend is known by sd
vefsity-Metastasio
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05

It is no use preaching on the father.
hood Of God SO long as you do not like
bows
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-01-05
Somebody's Darling.

0UIEIcUUuy NuttsFI9s
Don't speak SO harshly to that lit
tie printers devil"
why not?''
"TIe Is somebody's angel child. "
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26

den tour. Hravan of seventy odd
automobiles. which left New York City
week ago Saturday, bound for jack
sonvile, Fla.
The start was made yesterday morn
ing from Gordelle, Ga. and the destina-
tion of the days run was Live Oak
Fla, distance of about $50 miles. AS
was the custom of the tour. Mr. Butler
and the referee of the tour, p. ]. Walk
left few minutes in advance of the
other tourists to set the pace for the
other cars. This was supposed to pre-
vent the other cars from racing, as
under the rules no one could pass the
pacemaking car.
The Cunningham driver always set
a fast pace. so fast, in fact. that it was
cause for wonderment among old time
drivers on the tour. Yesterday MORN
ing Ke1lman set an unusually fast pace
and although the car did not leave Cor
dele until a few minutes after s
o'clock, an hour later it passed through
Triton, forty-one miles out at a ire
mendous clip. Just about three miles
south of Triton there is a slight bend
in the highway which is broad and
well built. Here the car struck a piece
of soft sand and as it swerved. the
driver claims. the steering gear locked
and the car plunged off the road into
hole eight feet deep at the right side
of the highway and rolled over and
over.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26
BRUSH IN CHICAGO;
ELATED OVER THE
- n :
GIANTS "WIN"

John T. Brush, owner of the New
York Giants, received the news of his
teams victory in his suite in the Con-
gress hotel yesterday. he having ar
rived here from New York in the
morning.
That's a funny question to ask"
said Mr.. Brush, in answer to the query
as to how he felt over the Giants sec
ond victory in the worlds pennant Sc
ries. Naturally I am elated. The
struggle thus far has been a terrific
one. The Athletics have but one more
game to win. while we must win two
straight I am not going to say we
are going to do this, but we have the
chance, and I feel confident that Man
ager McGraw will avail himself of ev-
every opportunity to make his team
the winner"
Mr.. Brushs presence here at this
time is due to the fact that he needed
mediate medical attention, his regu-
lar visit to his physician already hav-
ing been delayed several months, as
his personal supervision of the rebuild
ing of the Polo grounds grand stands
was deemed necessary. After spend
ing few days here he will leave for
San Antonio, Texas. to pass the winter
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26
RODGERS AGAIN
HAL TED. RESUMES
FLIGHT TO-DAY
Coast to Coast Aviator Goes
on Scouting Trip to Learn
the Texas Route.

Stonord, Tex. Oct. 26.-The win
Fiz" flyer will resume its journey to
the Pacific this afternoon if c. p. Rodg-
ers returns from Comstock in time.
The fourth wreck of the biplane was
caused by a propeller striking little
mound of earth as the aviator was get
ting Roadway 10 take the air At first
blush the ruined biplaned loked as 1t
did when Rodgers went through two
wire fences at Redhouse. n. Y. Both
propeller were broken off the tail and
elevator smashed. Rodgers shut off his
engine and landed safely
BY nightfall the flying machine com
menced to look as though it had never
been through a wreck. Rodgers left
for Del Rio yesterday afternoon to look
over the country from that point to
Comstock. thirty FIVE miles The avia-
tor who flies over this portion of Texas
takes his life in his hands, for the
country is covered with mesquite and
and landing places are few
Rodgers has been flying high, about
1000 feet. ever since leaving Dallas.
Yesterdays experience has taught him
to study his route ahead.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26
10000 GO WILD WHEN
CRANDA[[ TIES Up SCORE
Indiana Farmer Boy, Giants Regular Rescuer Makes
Good Under Trying Conditions.

depended on it. rocking back and forth
with that queer wobble of his after
delivering ball and using stuff that
no one dreamed he possessed.
In the last half of the ninth Jack
Barry. the fashy shortstop OF the
worlds champions, had tossed out Her
zog, the Giant third baseman, in a
sparkling play. Arthur Fletcher chop
ped a fly into left field yards ahead of
Briscoe Lord and It counted for a two
base hit after a brilliant piece of run
ming by the leggy, lantern-jawed Gil
ant
Chief Meyers bounced a lazy roller
down to Barry and Fletcher rocketed
to third as the Athletic shortstop was
shooting the ball across the diamond
to the veteran, Davis, ahead of the
heavy footed Indian.
Then Crandall shuffed to bat and
bulked himself over the plate shifting
his big club about on his shoulder and
cycling Coombs uneasily. Otis always
carries his shoulders hunched up
around his ears; he has an appearance
of deep detection. and life seems to go
forward large and solemnly for this
Hoosier boy. The ball players call him
"Rowdy JIM" because he rarely says
anything. the patrons know him as
'Or Doc" because he has been the
pitching physician Of so many emerg-
encies.
Many a game has his queer ability
as a relief twirler saved to the Giants
although CrandalI is rarely able to
start and win his own fight. Many a
game has his powerful punch batted
In for the big town boys, but this seem
ed about the most forlorn hope he had
ever been sent against.
Over the far bleachers the crowd was
already in motion. fling toward the
exits, in the grand stand the people
were rising or just barely lingering or
the edge of their seats, ready for the
outward rush.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26

New York, Oct. 26.-You've seen few
pictures of his solemn countenance in
the newspapers; you have heard his
record spoken of But briefly; unher-
aided and unsung in this fight for the
worlds championship, he came to bat
in the ninth inning yesterday after
noon-Otis Crandall, broad shoulder
ed. awkward looking young farmer
boy from Indiana. whose only claim to
baseball renown Is some usefulness as
a relief pitcher for the Giants and an
occasional pinch hitter, and he came
to bat to deliver a blow that stopped
rout into to victory over the
Philadelphia Athletics.
He came, as IS usually his portion.
at a moment when the Giant hope was
at lowest ebb; at a moment when it
looked as If the worlds series of 1911
was over with New York beaten in the
concluding game by score of to L.
RUDE Oldring had varied the Baker
monotony and driven away the sensa-
tiona1 Marquard with a home run
smash in the third inning, when two
men were on bases. Thereafter Ken
nebuck Jack Coombs, pitching like a
veritable machine. was absolutely mas
ter of the Giant batsmen.
McGraw had led and lost with his
great stars. Mathewson and Marquard.
He was reduced to his so-called second
string pitchers. with Crandall figuring
last of the string. Red Ames had been
drafted for duty, following the rout of
the left-handed Marquard; the Ohio
boy who is called the unluckiest pitch
er in the big league had responded no.
bly, and held the rush of the Athletics
:
to get a run on a base hit; a chance
which brought Crandall into the game.
That was in the seventh and the
plow boys appearance profited moth
ing at the time. Through the eighth
and the ninth he pitched as II his life
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26
GLIDDEN TOUR JUDGE
S. M. BUTLER, KILLED
DURING FAST RUN
A. A. A. Official Dies, Refe
rec Walked and Wife
Hurt.

Triton, Ga, Oct. 26.-Samuel NJ. But
Ter, chairman of the American Auto
mobile association, and one of the best
known men in the United States, was
instantly killed about three miles
south of Triton yesterday morning.
when the car in which he was riding
overturned in ditch. At the same
time Referee p. j. Walker of San Fran
cisco and his wife were, rather badly
injured.
The machine they were riding in was
Cunningham. driven by Charles F.
Kellman of Rochester, n. Y, which
was acting as pacemaker for the Gid
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26
NEW BALL PARK
FOR THE YANKS

New York. Oct 26.-Work on the
new park of the New York American
league baseball club will begin here
next week and will be completed so
the Yankees can open there on April
H. The new stadium. to be located at
221st street and Broadway, will resem-
BILE the new plant of the Giants. The
main stands will be double decked.
with a capacity of $4,000. More stands
along the left field will provide 10000
seats at so cents head and 900 seats
at % cents. All told the new plant
will seat $4,000 persons, with stand
ing room for 10, 900 in the outfield.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-10-26
INDIANA HARBOR.

Rev. Marshall n. Day of the Episco-
pal church spent yesterday in Milwau-
kee. Wis. whore he went business.
George Brant and party returned
home yesterday from their auto trip
in the east. Mr. Brant. who made Bed
ford. Pa, his destination, stopped in
Scottdale on his way back and picked
up Mrs. Brant's mother, Mrs. Loucks,
who is now visiting her daughter and
SON n-law Mr.. Brant, took with him
on his journey Mr.. Burt Wilson and
Harold Wilcox, the latter of whom re-
turned home about two weeks go. Mr.
Wilson. however. stuck for the entire
trip and all report a delightful time.
Mrs. Marshall N. Day entertained
Mrs. George Lawrence of Chicago at
luncheon yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Stafford have re-
turneed from Portsmouth, O., where
they have been for the past ten weeks
Mr.. Stafford went to Portsmouth on
business for the Inland Steel company,
with which he is connected
The Round Table club held g. meet
ing yesterday at the club rooms of
the Commercial club of Indiana Har-
Dor and East Chicago. 1t was Thack-
cray day and a most enjoyable pro-
gram. dealing with the life and works
of the famous English writer. was
rendered.
Beverly Chew returned yesterday
from the east. where he has been on
a visit of few weeks. While away
Mr.. Chew visited vergennes. VT, New
York city, Geneva, N. Y, and Buffalo.
John r. Farovid returned this morn
| ing from an outing OF about a week
spent in wisconsin.
L. % r-af-
from ten days visit to Muskegon.
| The Baptist Ladies' Aid is meeting
| in an all-day session for work today,
at the church building. The members
! are preparing for their bazaar and
| supper which they plan to give Nov.
Is the basement of the church. The
| members are all expected to either do
| nate 81 outright to the cause, to
| give its equivalent in work, and ac-
cordingly many pretty things are be-
| ing made up which guarantee a fine
| assortment of fancy goods and useful
] articles to be offered at the bazaar.
/, There are also dolls which the mem
bers have dressed with their own hands
and there will be candy and popcorn
booth which will prove an attraction
on to the little folk.
Mrs. Charles Whitehouse of Muncie
| Ind, who had been visiting her daugh-
! ter. Mrs. Benjamin Reece of Peennsy1-
vanie avenue, but who returned home a
few days ago. was seized upon her re-
! turn with quite serious Illness. or
this account, her daughter in law, Mrs
Charles Whitehouse, Jr., with whom
the elder Mrs. Whitehouse resides, was
forced TO give up her trip to Indiana
Harbor on which she had planned te
attend the Haywood Erickson wedding
and did not reach Indiana Harbor unit
! last evening. In the meantime, Mrs
Reece has hurried to Muncie to be al
her mothers bedside during Mrs. White,
house, Jr.'s visit. Mrs Reece left Ham
mond for this purpose.
Skating at the East Chicago Rink ev.
cry night 25-5