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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
He Got the Pass.

II want a pass
Pass? You're not entitled to a
pass. You are not an employee.
Sorry"
mo; but here the anti-pass law
says free transportation can be grant
ed to necessary caretakers of live
stock, poultry and fruit Well, I'm
going on this trip with an aunt that's
a hen-there's your poultry; a girl
that's a peach-there's your fruit;
and a nephew that's a mule-there's
your live stock. Gimme a pass.
The Way-Bill.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
Dress.

II man prefers the kind of clothes
he can jump into and wears another
only under compulsion;
While woman prefers such
clothes as she cannot put on without
toll and trouble and the expenditure
of time, and will, unless under com
pulsion, wear nothing else;
Then what of permanent equality
Is it going to avail for the law to
call the sexes back to the tape and
start them all over again?-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
When Fate Mocks.

Too bad about Joe"
whats the natter?
He sprained his arm and they are
afraid he can never pitch again, so his
folks are going to make a doctor or
something of that sort out of him."
Be not angry that you cannot make
others as you wish them to be, since
you cannot make yourself what you
wish to be.-Thomas A. Kempis.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
Two Varieties.

Little Willie-Say, pa. what is busi-
ness courtesy.
Pa-There are two kinds OF bust
ness courtesy, my son. One is the
kind extended to people who pay cash.
and the other is extended to people
who don't
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
Revised Proverb.

IF wishes were horses" began the
man who intended to show his friend
the futiNty of idle hopes. But the
friend interrupted;
IF wishes were automobiles" he
said, they couldn't land US up against
it any ofteneT than they do"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

We are as patriotic as the next man,
and we love our country dearly, but
we are not so constituted that we
can sit up in bed and sing "The Star
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

To tell you the curious story of how the mind
affects the digestion of food
refer to the condition the mind IS In' fast
before, at the time or just following the taking
of food
Hhe has been properly educated (the major
hy have) he viii help you understand the curious
machinery of digestion.
To start you thinking on this interesting
subject, will try to lay out the plan In general
way and you can then follow into more minute
details.
Pawlow pronounce Pavloff) famous Russian Phy-
stefan and Chemist, experimenting some dogs, cut
into leading from the throat to the stomach
They were first put under chloroform some other
anaesthetic the operation painless. They were
kept for months in very good condition.
When quite hungry some un-appetizfng food was
placed them and, although hunger forced them
to eat it shown by analysis of the contents OF the
stomach that little if any of the digestive juices were
found
Then, in contrast, some meat was put where they
couldn't reach once and little time allowed for
the minds dogs anticipate" and create an APP
petite When food finally given them, they de-
voured ravenously and with evidence or sat
isfaoton The food passed out into dish through
the opening before it reached the stomach. 1t was
found to be with Ptyalin the alkaline juice OF
gestion Then analysis made OF the contents OF
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
FREE
ADVICE
TO WOMEN

Women suffering from any form OF
Illness are invited to promptly COM
municate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynx
Mass. All letters are received, openeu'
read and answered by women. a We
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

hand or foot. My
right limb was swol-
len to twice normal
size. | looked the
picture of death and
my case puzzled the
doctors. The kidney
secretions were high
ly colored and scald-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Jiggs-That marriage broker was to
get 10 per cent of the girls estate for
arranging a match with a French mar
quis, but he did better than that-he
took it all.
Wiggs-How?
Jiggs-Married the girl himself.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Love is the embleH or eternity; it
confounds all notion of time; 1t eff
faces all memory of a beginning, all
fear of an end.-Madame de Stael.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
Perhaps.

why did Humpty Dumpty sit on
the waltz
'@T4e probbfy thought he could hold
1t down"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

The outlawed toy pistol will claim
as many victims as the prohibited
whisky of Kansas.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
CANNON CRACKERS
BY w. D. NESBIT.

Happily, the fifth of July, like the
day after Christmas, comes but once
a year.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
About Marriage

Shea girl should look before she
leaps.
He-She should look pretty or she
may not get a chance to leap.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Some men have a genius for max
ing explanation, but lack the clever
ness to make them fit.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

ed terribly. Marked Improvement fol-
lowed the use of Doan's Kidney Pills.
In six weeks 1 was well woman. My
friends and relatives marvel at my
recovery"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

some people have an idea the world
wouldn't know they were religious.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
A MARVELLOUS RECOVERY.
tow a Chronic Invalid Regained
Perfect Health.

Mrs. Ray Trusner. 80 West Third
St, New Albany, Ind, says: Kidney
disease had rendered me a chronic in
valid. I lay in bed unable to move
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

DR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and iny-gorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Segregated, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

1t is unnecessary to tell a man not
TO hold a dynamite cracker in his
hand after it is lighted He can't hold
it-long
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Garfield Tea will set the liver right,
correct constipation. cleanse the system,
purify the blood and clear the complexion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

The Herb laxative. Garfield Tea. over
comes constipation, giving freedom from
sick headache and bilious attacks.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Is life worth living? I should say
that it depends on the Iiver.-Thomas
Gold Appleton.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
Some Day Ask
Your Physician

the stomach into which food had entered. It was
shown that digestive fluids of stomach were flowing
freely exactly if the desirable food had entered.
This proved that it not the presence of food
which caused the digestive juices to- flow, the flow
caused entirely and alone result of the action
Of the mind from anticipation"
One dog continued eat the food liked for over
an hour believing he getting 1t into his stomach
whereas ounce there; every particle went
through the opening and yet all this time
gestive juices flowed TO the stomach. prepared to
quickly digest food response to the curious orders of
the mind
Do you pick up che lesson2
Unappetizng food that which to create mental
juices to fow whereas, food that is pleasing to the
sight and the mind will cause the Complicated
machinery Of the body prepare in wonderful VaV
for its digestion.
How natural them to that should sit dow,
meal in peaceful, happy state OF mind and start
off the breakfast, say with ripe delicious fr,rit
then follow with bowl of crisp lightly Drowned tbin
bits of like Post Toastes add sprinkle Of surar
and good yellow and the attractive anne5,-
ing picture cannot and will produea he
condition of mind which causes the digestive tnices
hidden in mouth and stomach to coma fortb
and do their work.
These digestive juices be driven back bv MIND
oppressed with hate anger dislike Of tha do
agreeable appearance of food placed before one $40
Solid facts that worthy the attention NJ or
who esteems prime health and human happiness .s -
valuable asset in the game Of life
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Fare thee WE'LL" sighed the colon
ial lover. 81 go to defend my coun.
try. Who knows what the future may
have in store for us?"
"Adieu," whispered the colonial dam
sci. my earnest hope is that when
we both figure in the historical nov
els the authors will neither misspell
your name nor fail to properly de
scribe my appearance"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

To apprehend contempt is to have
deserved it already.-Pierre Lott.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28
Also So.

Some people listen to our Jokes
AS IL they had the blues:
They're like the bogus fireworks which
To do their part refuse
The pessimistic cracker. with
The optimistic fuse.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Usually when opportunity knocks at
q mans door he utters a few remarks
on knockers In general
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Spangled Banner" when the boy
across the street cuts loose with his
fireworks at $3.50 a. m. July 4th.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

Hshed a testimonial or used . letter
without the written consent or the
writer, and never has the Company
allowed these confidential letters TO
get out of their possession, as the
hundreds Of thousands of them In
their files will attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience
which Mrs. Pinkham has to draw
from, it is more than possible that she
has gained the very knowledge needed
in your case. She asks nothing in re-
turn except your good will, and her
advice has helped thousands: Surely
any woman, rich or poor, should be
glad to take advantage of this gener-
Gus offer of assistance. Address Mrs
Pinkham, care of Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia e. Pinkham's SO-page
Text Book. 1T is not a book for
general distribution, as 1T Is too
expensive. It is free and only
obtainable by mail. Write for
it today.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

man can freely LdIh
of her private ill
ness to a woman ;
thus has been es-
tablished this con-
fdence between
Mrs. Pinkham and
the wome en- or
America which has
never been broken.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-06-28

N sz, story Ll
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
Are You Deaf ?
Catarrh is Probably the
Cause. Get Rid of the
Cause

If you have catarrh and have con-
slant ringing noises in your ears look
into the matter at once.
It's pretty sure sign that catarrh
is spreading and is making its way
through the Eustachian tubes that
lead from the nose TO the ears.
When catarrh gets to the ears par
tial deafness follows. If you have ring
ing noises in your ears go to Hannah
Bros. today and get a HYOMEI out
fit and drive out catarrh.
To cure catarrh HYOMEI should be
breathet through a pocket inhaler for
few minutes, four or five times a
day. Just pour a few drops into the
hard rubber inhaler and breathe it.
It kills the germs; soothes the irri-
tation; heals the inflammation; stops
hawking, splitting and snuf1ng.
HYOMEI keeps the throat free from
mucus and prevents crusts in nose.
The complete HYOMEI outfit which
includes tho little indestructible hard
rubber inhIler, a bottle of HYOMEI
and simple instructions for use, costs
500. Separate bottles of HYOMEI
costs 50 cents at druggists every
where, or at Hannah Bros. on money
! back plan
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
For Catarrh
Medicine Free in Every Case
Where 1t Fails to Relieve

Neglect or pessimism, we believe, is
the greatest enemy the public has to
contend with when applied to the loss
or recovery of health. Practically
every case of consumption might have
been cured If hope had been main
tanned and proper treatment had been
resorted to at the first symptom of
the disease. Until the advanced stage
is reached consumption is durable.
Catarrh is responsible, we believe, for
many cases of consumption. 1t is
about catarrh we want to talk to you
today, incidentally consumption, since
the two are so closely allied.
We have a medicine made from a
prescription of one of the most sue
cessful catarrh specialists known. We
believe it is positively without an
equal. We are so satisfied that we are
right, that we will supply the medi-
cine free in every instance where it
is used according to directions for a
reasonable length of time, should it
fail to give satisfaction in every par
ticular. We want every one to try
| this medicine at our risk. There are no
conditions attached to our offer. We
put the user under no obligation TO
us whatever.
The medicine we want you to try
is Rexall NIucu-T Tone. 1t is a catarrh
remedy that goes direct to the seat Of
trouble. 1t is carried by the blood to
every part of the system. It purifies
and enriches the blood, tones up the
mucous cells. and brings about a con-
dition of health and strength that
| tends to prevent the germs Of con-
sumption from getting a start. Be
| sides this, Rexall Mucu-Tone is q won
/ derful appetizer. digestive aid and
| flesh builder. Its good effects are often
felt from the very first dose. 1t is one
of the largest and most satisfactory
selling medicines that we have ever
had anything to do with.
We know so much Of the great good
that it has done that we personally
back it up with our reputation and
money. which fact should be ample
guarantee to satisfy anybody. Rexal
Mucu-Tone comes in two sizes, 81
cents and 800. We urge you to try
it. Remember you can obtain Rexal
! Remedies in Pensacola only at oul
store-The Rexall Store. The Crysta
Pharmacy, Brent Bldg.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
Montgomery and
Commission Government.

Montgomery. Alabama, now has the
commission form Of government. The
commissioners were sworn in Monday
and are rapidly getting things in work
ing order. This experiment will be
watched by Pensacola people and If it
proves successful in the Alabama city,
Pensacola NAV decide to try it.
Experience has taught that a few
men well paid. and men who are
capable Of handling the business of the
city. can do it far better than half a
dozen boards composed of ten times as
many people.
The commission form of government
puts the affairs Of the city into the
hands of a board of commissioners.
usually FIVE and they have entire
charge They are in a position to act
and are not hampered with the many
boards stopping progress when time Is
an essence to some measure.
Nearly everyone agrees that more
may be accomplished by the commits
sioners than by the aldermanic form Of
government, but are afraid that it vii
tc entrusting too much authority to sc
small a body of men. In nearly every
instance. however. where the commits
sion form of government is in existence
the recall is provided and the commits
sioners may be recalled if they fail L
i. ,r-os- 5,,+1- IF is No dfsSra CO To les,
In an election. but to be recalled is :
disgrace that will hold the commits
Fioners in check.
In cities where the plan has beef
tried it seems to be working satisfac
toriIy and many other cities are adopt
ing It. But the case Of Montgomer.
is near us and can be watched b.
everyone before Pensa cola takes ste
in that direction. The Journal vii
gladly keep its readers posted on ho7
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21

quently Of both sexes of both races
whites and negroes, are two wooden
benches back to back. And, lest some
vandal antiquarian in quest of speci-
mems for one of the national mu-
seums, should purloin them on some
dark and stormy night. these back to
back benches are nailed to. the floor.
To said Tiny Shed, the genius who
built it applied the appelation: The
Commodious Transfer Station of the
Pensacola Electric Terminal Railway
Company's Rapid Transit System.
That said genius was all right in his
time, goes without saying; but of
course the appelation is a misnomer
now.
But what has that to do with the
case?
The fact remains that at the inter
section of PalAfox and Gregory streets,
in the modern city of Pensacola, a
Tiny Shed, some twenty by twelve
feet in length and breadth, is being
maintained by the Pensacola Electric
Company, for the free use, and osten-
sible convenience, of it's patrons as a
transfer station.
And, if it didn't sometimes happen
IQaI TOO many Oh SAID patrons OF Sdlu
Pensacola Electric Company, are fore
ed by the exigencies of the sometimes
somewhat cratic schedules of said
company, to occupy said Tiny Shed at
the same time, there would be no
question as to the adequacy of accom-
modations afforded by it.
When said Tiny Shed was con-
structed, of course it was amply ade-
quate for all of the demands placed
| upon 1t. And, too, for those sleepy
old days in Pensacola's history, sur
rounded as it was by a jungle of
tangled briars and noXious weeds, and
with streets on either side that were
muddy quagmires, said Tiny Shed was
Some Structure.
But those were days Of the LONG
ago.
! Pensacola has been aroused from
her somnolence If then. and is q
wide awake, hustling, bustling city OF
some thirty thousand busy folk now.
The jungle of tangled briars ant
noxious weeds has given way to E
velvety lawn of exquisite verdure
beautiful beyond description; quag-
mire streets have been transformed
into wood block paved boUlevards o.
which the Pensacolian of We older
time, in the widest flights of hi
imagery of the future, never dream
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
FRIDAY, APRIL 81, 1911.
Creating
New Counties.

For years there has been fight in
the legislature for a division of coun-
ties and this session is not an excep-
ton to the rule, and under the reap
portionment bill no doubt there are
other counties that would like to be
split up and make two.
Under the constitution which pro-
vided for only one hundred members
In both houses it was hard for the
counties to get the members Of the
legislature to consent to county di-
vision for the limit of one hundred
would have to be exceeded or one
county would have to give up one of
Its representatives.
In some counties everything is going
along nicely. but in others the contrary
is the case. Some counties are COM
posed Of two entirely different kinds
of country and they are continually
fighting each other. There are several
cases like this and they should be al
lowed to split the county and make
two, provided, of course the county Is
large enough for this.
PineIlas county is the one wanted
at this session which will have to be
taken from Hillsborough. The people
Of Tampa do not want this done. but
the people across the bay are very
eager that the change be made. They
have been working to have a separate
county for years and they should have
#. The county Of Hillsborough i:
plenty large enough to make two and
# the people OF the Pinellas peninsuls
want to have separate county they
are entitled to 1t.
Keep all Of the people satisfied 1:
the way to develop the state, for fight!
and hard feeling tend to keep new,
Corners and homeseekers away.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
TWO DAMAGE
SUITS SET ON
TRIAL TODAY
FIRST CASE ON DOCKET OF CIR
CUT COURT is THAT OF GEO. A.
JONES VS.. THE PENSACOLA
ELECTRIC CO., IN WHICH CON-
PLAINANT ASKS $1,000 DAMAGES
-OTHER SUIT INVOLVES $4,000.

Two damage suits Of considerable
importance are set for trial in the cir
cult court today, the amount involved
in the two aggregating $1,000.
The first case on the docket is that
Of Geo. A. Jones VS.. the Pensacola
Electric Co. for damages to the
amount of $4,000. John P. Stokes and
R. Pope Reese are attorneys for the
complainant and Blount & Blount &
Carter are attorneys for the defendant
in this case.
The other case is that Of Julius
Eggart VS.. Dave Kugleman, in which
the plaintiff asks damages to the
amount of $4,000. Emmett Wilson rep
resents the plaintiff, while Jones &
Pasco are attorneys for the defendant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
OLD PEOPLE
Made Strong by Vinol.

A prominent Boston lawyer says:
My father Is eighty years of age and
he owes his present strength and good
health to vinoI.
During the last two trying winters
he never had q cold, and was able
to walk farther and do more than for
years.
u think Vinol is perfectly wonder
full It certainly is the greatest blood
making and strengthening tonic for
old people ever heard Of"
We wish every feeble old person in
this vicinity would try Vinol on our
agreement to return their money If It
fails to give satisfaction. Whites
Pharmacy, Pensacola, Fla
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
Ailments OF Men
Happily Overcome
SUCCESSFULLY TRIED BY
MANY.

Undoubtedly the following pre-
scription will work wonders for
that great class Of men who,
through dissipation Of their natural
strength, find themselves IN their
second childhood" long before the
three score and ten allotted to LIES
pleasures and enjoyments are
reached.
It is presumed to be infallible,
and highly efficient In quickly re-
storing in nervous exhaustion"
weak vitality, melancholia and the
functions.
First get fifty cents worth OF
compound fluid balmwort IN q one
ounce package, and three ounces
syrup sarsaparilla compound; take
home, mix and let stand two hours;
then get one ounce compound es-
sence cardiol and one ounce tine
ture cadomene compound (not car
damom). Mix all in a six or eight
ounce bottle, shake well, and take
one teaspoonful after each meal
and one when retiring followed by
a drink Of water.
By mixing 1t at home no man
need be the wiser to another's
shortcomings, and expensive fees
are avoided.
Lack Of poise and equilibrium
in men is a constant source of
embarrassment even when the pub
lie least suspects it. For the bene-
Mt Of those who want restoration
to full, bounding health, and all
the happiness accompanying it, the
above home treatment is given. 1t
contains no opiates or habit form
ing drugs whatever. Mix 1t at
home and no one will be the wiser
as to your affliction-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-21
A NEGRO TAKEN
BACK TO ALABAMA

Deputy Sheriff Webster, of Escam-
bia county, Alabama, arrived in the
city last night, having come here after
Albert James, colored, who is wanted
in that county, and left last night at
10 o'clock for Brewton with his pris-
oner.
James is wanted in this city on the
charge of stealing a bicycle and was
arrested at FIomaton by the town
marshal and was brought back here by
Deputy r. NJ. Bowman, but the party
from whom the negro is alleged to
have stolen the bicycle has left town.
However, it developed that he is want