Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1911-04-11
THE HENPECKED CLUB.
Queer Methods of a Queer Society In
Lancashire, England.


Lancashire, England.
OF all the queer clubs that exist ir
the world you will find some of the
queerest in Lancashire. England. One
Of these is called the Henpecked club.
AS the title indicates, it's members are
all males. and you can come across a
club in almost every Lancashire town
Of any size.
The meetings are held, as a rule, in
some bar parlor, and the discussions
are about members and often nom
members who have the reputation OF
being henpecked. When evidence has
been brought to show that particular
man has allowed himself to come I'M
der his wife's thumb they tax him with
it in the place of>meeting. The presi-
dent delivers a lecture on the danger
Of husband permitting his wife to
usurp his position as master, and when
the others have Endorsed his remarks
the person to whom the speeches are
addressed is warned that if he con.
tiuues to stand the henpecking he will
ton.
The announcement that "henpeck-
ed" club demonstration is to take place
Is received In the district with mixed
feelings. The men applaud it, and the
local police. recalling similar displays
that led to trouble, become little
anxious. On the evening appointed
the members of the club meet at a
public house, where they arm them
selves with all kinds of household
utensils; then, led by concertfna play
ers or tin whistle band. they start
out and march along the crowded
streets of the district.
One man carries a broom, another a
swab. a third a shovel or a coal
seuttle or fender or a poker. Fire
tongs. blacklead brushes, washtubs,
buckets-everything used in the home,
in fact-is carried shoulder high. AS
they march along to the music In front
and the discordant changing Of their
baggage they sing snatches of songs
In which the name Of the victim &C.
ours often.
The mission of the verses. which
have been specially composed for the
occasion by local poet. Is to hold up
the henpecked one to ridicule. the rea-
son for the demonstrators bearing the
household goods being, of course. to
remind him that, having fallen under
petticoat government, he will quickly
become the slavey.
When they reach the cottage where
their victim resides they form circle
in front of the door and sing and
clang their tenders and coal scuttles
more loudly than ever.
The man inside is invoked by the
president during a halt in the pro-
gram to "be a man" and join his
brethren. Sometimes If he looks upon
the affair as more Of joke than any
thing else he does their bidding. and
they reform and march to headquar-
tiers with him at their head Usually,
however, his wife appears instead
with a bucket Of soapy water, which
she promptly throws over the demon
strators, or she quickly causes a clear
ance with hose pipe.
To the onlooker it is just an exhibit
ton for laughter and nothing more.
but behind the scenes there is general
ly lot Of trouble and heartaching.
A good number of these "henpecked"
demonstrations have sequels in police
courts. Sometimes it is an enraged
victim being charged with assaulting
a demonstration. but more often than
not the sequel shows a wife appealing
to the magistrate for separation or
der.-London Tit Bits.