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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-03
SKIN DISTRESS
QUICKLY EKDDE
Poslam Cures In the Modern Way, Easily
Rapidly. Permanently.

II suffering from any skin affection il is
important for you 10 know that on YOUR
Poslam. lies the concentrated healing DOW
er which will ease all physical distress
and effect a complete and permanent cure.
Poslam Is ohtainable from SCHRAMM- =
JOHNSON DRUGS, the Never -Substitu-
tors, five good stores, and all druggists
for so cents. With this ready means Of
relief so easily available there Is really
bers itch. pilnples and like affections
should be allowed 10 go unchecked and
their discomforts unnecessarily endured.
First application stops the itching, the
skin rapidly heals and is restored TO nor
NAL condition.
All may prove Posams merit. if de-
sired, before buying by writing for free
sample to the Emergency Laboratories,
80 West 25th street. New York City.
Poslam Soap medicated with Poslam.
Is the best soap for your skin. Antisep-
tic; delightful. % cents at druggists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-03

The above are net values as given by
the company
In precious metals the most thoroughly
exploited thus far is copper. from the
Dyer mine on the Dyer mountain. $500
600 90 worth has been shipped
The following Data is by c.. Y. Cook of
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-03

The safety deposit boxes in the Utah
Savings & Trust company's fire and
burglar proof vaults are the safest. the
cheapest and the handicst-235 Main
street-in the business heart
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, far more definite in my

Myton and will be far more definite in my
final report:
Total area in 81. miles,
Uintah basin .,...,.,.,.s.,..-.... S.iO0
reputation .,.s-s....-. ''-..''- -"'v"V
School population .................. i,2oo
Assessed valuation (WaSatch
county, ........,.. ..,s.....$ 81. 324, SIS 81
Total mileage government
canals, miles Observation-Disclosures. ,l22
Total mileage, private and
company canals miles .............s 81
Total mileage, incomplete and
proposed canals. miles ..,.......s.. .2O9
Average altitude feet ......,.,.......5,5 800
avrage annual precipitation.
inc,eS -. '.,.'''' ''''''r''' ,,aa,. ,oo
Annual wool clip. pounds .,.....l 100000
Number colonies bees ..-es..,. 1000
Average date of last killing frost in spring
May 4.
Average date OF first killing frost IN
autumn-October 4.
Mean annual temperature. 46 degrees.
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Tribune Want Ads,
Bell Main 5000. Independent $50,
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Data of Resources.

Data OF resources as CLEANED from diff
ferent sources;
Timber (by United States Forest Super
visor w. I, Pack)-Green, aga, ,21s. 600
feet; dry. 2I2, 937. 900 feet.
Lands under irrigation and those for
which canals are projected or are being
constructed (by II. :. Collett, Vernal
Utah)-Under irrigation. 245. 900 acres. for
which canals are being constructed etc
$4,000 acres, making total OF 3S3, 900
acres.
Hydro o-carbons (chiefIy by Mr. George
II. Eldridge), Tonnage, and which Is am
estimate on the following veins:
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Relative to hydro -carbons. Allow me to
point with pride TO the showing OF one
out Of many concerns. the Pittsburg Salt
Lake Oil company.
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Remember

We guarantee satisfaction, and If not more
than pleased you need not accept it, but we
know what this work is, that is why we
make it strong.
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HERE IS THE PLAN

HERE IS THE PLAN
coupon will be published each day. page for Is days
coupon with any photo wish reproduced and
for the painting and you pay for the frame 81 and
if portrait satisfactory to COUPON in SUNDAY liz
COUPONS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
ATLANTA WOMEN SHOCK
BY GOWNS THEY PARADE


ATLANTA. Ga. Nov. G, Dcclnr-
INK that the dresses worn In the
streets by Atlanta WOMEN are I'm
decent" aud n disgrace to woman
hood, the clubwomon aud preachers
nay begun crusade for reform, says
the New York sun. Leading mlGis.
tcrs say that Atlanta women wear
dJcrsos IN tho street that IN my
'thar city would mark thcm "a wO.
mon ~ the underworld.
IN clubwomon Joined the preach
crs. and Il vas decided To launch u
campaign To force women 20 cease
wearing Indecent" dresses IN the
streets.
Miss Daisy ECkort, general sccre-
taTy of the Young Womcn's Christian
Association. raid: Conditions are
worse IN Atlanta than IN any other
city | have been In. have been IN
New York and other large ol'luS Of
tho East and West. and womci, dress
more brazcnly In Atlanta. Tho way
Atlanta girls and women dress would
stamp them rs dcnizcns OF tho under
world In any other city"
Mrs Laura white. n leading club
woman. says; 1T ~ disgusting the
way Atlanta girls dress for the street.
The fathers Of these girls know en-
nctly what the young men Of today
must think OF their daughters. The
abbreviated skirts are had, but what
Is worse ~ the way these fashlc ns
outline every feature OF n womar's
form"
According to the crusaders. Allan
ta women use more paint and rowdcr
than those OF any other city.
Mrs Catherine Wooton. head of tho
Carnegie library. says; "a travelling
man from the North representing n
firm OF druggists. told me that At
lanta Is the best rouge and face pow
der market IN tho country. do not
wonder that Atlanta Is ono OF the best
face powder markets. Atlanta girls
are like walking advertisements Of n
paint company"
The crusaders say they intend to
ask council To pass an ordinance reg
ulating street dresses Of women.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06

tho last day OF tho time prescribed In
tho rrdcr for publication Of this sum-
mons tho first publication thereof be-
ng on the 21st day Of October, 1911.
And II you fell to so appear and an
swer, for want thereof. the plaintiff
viii apply TO the court for the relief
demanded In the complaint, to.wit:
For n decree dissolyIng the bonds Of
matrimODy now existing between
plaintiff md defendant, and for such
other and further relief ms to the
court may seem equitable. This sum-
mons Is served by publication there
OF In the Evening Herald. daily
newspaper Of general circulation in
klamath county. Oregon, by order Of
Hon. W. 8. Worden, county Judge Of
klamath county. Oregon. made, dat
cd and fled In said suit. at klamath
Falls, Oregon. October goth. 1911.
which said order requires that sum-
mons In said SUIT be published each
day, Sundays excepted. for a perio6
OF six weeks. commencing with the
issue OF said paper. published on the
2ist day Of October. 1911.
". w. KEESEE.
10-21-i2-2 Atty for Plaintiff.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS .

klamath Falls Land and Trans.
company TO Percy Shcrburne. war
ranty deed, sees. lot s. block 2.
Bucna Vista addition.
Percy Shcrburne to J. l.. Cunning
ham. warranty deed. $40. lot s. block
2. Buena Vista addition.
Chas. y. Moore ct nj to l.. y. Bice.
warranty deed. $40, lot 6. block 10.
Riverside addition.
Nell Campbell ct al to Frank W.
osburn, warranty deed, SO. lot !
and 20 feet on south end OF lots Z
and S. block 30, Nichols addition.
n. s. Merrill TO School District No.
2S. bargain and sale deed. block 3.
Merrill.
Fred J. Kerr ct al To Chas. r.
Worden. warranty against grantor.
$40. NE i3ia feet OF lot 1. block
60. Nichols addition.
w. p. johnson ct ux TO Chas. T..
Wordon. warranty deed, 81. SEA- OF
SEh. Sec. 3l-39-9.
]. W. Batdorf to Ready Made
House company. quit claim deed. $25.
sEA Of swh. swh OF SEA. Sec.
20: M OF NEH. Sec. 29-37-9.
VIM. s. Worden et ux to Helen
Clack. warranty deed. $40. lots 10
and II. block 20, Worden.
I w. s. worden q ux to Fred Clack.
warranty decd. $40, lot 3. block 81,
/ Worden.
Fred Stukel ct ux to W. 8. and d.
u. Johnson. warranty decd, $1,000.
one-half OF lot 3 and all of lot 2,
block 90, Merrill.
Il. l.. Edmonston ct ux to @. G.
Cotrell, warranty decd, 81. MEX OF
NEh OF NWA. Sec. 1889.
c. c. Cotreli to J. r. Shaw. war
ranty deed. 81, NEH OF NEA Of
Nwh. Sec. 1889.
Frank Halasz to Chas. Krivanec.
warranty deed. $500. NWh OF SW
Y, Sec. S-t1-12.
Pierce Coombs ct ux to O. u. and
Chas. d. King. warranty deed. so,
Wa Of NWh and lots I and 2, Sec.
17-40-10.
John G. Ferguson to A. Perry, war
ranty decd. 1880. Eh Of NEh
Sec. l0-40-9. exclusive OF Q acres.
Ready Made House company to d.
u. Campbell, quit claim deed. so,
sEN OF swh, swA Of sen. Sec.
90; NJ Of NEA Sec. ss-37-9.
klamath Korporation to J. Scott
Taylor, warranty deed, $40. lots I
and 8, block eos. Mills second addi-
tion.
Otto Heidrich ct ux TO Chas. d.
Wilson, quit claim deed, 81. east
29h feet OF lot Q, block SO. Original
town.
Minnie II. Ward ct vir to Chas. p.
and Mary II. Gregory. warranty deed.
$40. lot 8, block IS, Canal addition.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
CITY RISES AFTER BAD
FIRE TAKES ITS TOLL
iIuiIding Operations nf New Pine
C,crk Commence and New OIrra
House Il "a I'c Constructed ~ Soon
as Possible
Special TO Tho Herald

LAKEvIEw. Nov. Building op-
oratlons IN New Pine Creek hays
commenced since the recent fire. snd
Henry Wendt. the well known pho
tographcr, will build n store and op-
era house on the property where Dan
Malloya opera house Stood. Mr..
Wondt has purchased the lots for
that purpose. Work will be rushed
80 that II IL believed that II will be
possible to give grand masquerade
ball In the opera house on Thanks
giving Day, when a large number OF
people from all parts OF the valley are
to take. part and help celebrate the
enterprise and spirit of the builder.
The postofllcc Will be located In the
new store, and n candy kitchen and
cigar store will be a part Of thc-ncw
institution. -
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
(Not Coal Lands)

tN0t Coal Lands)
Department Of the Interior, United
States Land once at Lakeview,
Oregon. September ~, 1911.
Notice 10 hereby given that August
Pieh Of Klamath Falls. Oregon. who
on April z. 1910, made timber and
stone application No. 032s5. for the
NJ SWh. 81 NWN. Section 6.
township 81 s. range 10 e. William
ette meridian has fied notice Of In.
tcntIon to make hnal proof. to estab-
iish claim to the land above de-
scribcd, before c. Il. DeLap. county
clerk Of Klamath county. at klamath
Tails. Oregon. on the 2sth day Jf
December. 1911.
Claimant names as Witnesses:
Mike Motschenbacher. Thomas
shannon. Thomas O'Conncii, Horatio
Orem. all OF klamath Falls, Oregon.
A. w. ORION.
fo-20-12-2Sh Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
MEN ARE HELPLESS AS chill.
OREN.
Whom Taken Suddenly il,-ters 10 .
Common. sense Safeguard.

Big. strong man IL rs helpless In
fant when he IL suddenly III.
The sturiicst chap In town usualy
loses his self.con,rol, and issutterly
unable 10 regard his condition with
the common sense that characreriaes
his every day actions.
For example; lie comes bone Tired.
eats heavy Dime, and sits down 10
rcJd aud smoke away u qnlet evening
YUldcnly he notifies u wcirht an his
stonlth; then sharp pnina around his
heart. and n feeling oe su,,ocallon.
Thoughts Of heart disease" rush over
him, and In his agony ne fears the
worst.
Ills trouble was acute Indigestion,
brought ON by overlooking his tired
stomach.
A couple OF Rexall Dyspepsia Tab
let's might have given him relief
might have saved him hours Of suffer
Ing.
Carry II package OF Rexan Dyspep'
sla Tablets In your vest pocket or
keep them In your room, Take one
after each heavy meal, and ward or
indigestion.
Rexall, Dyspepsia Tablets relieve
stomach troubles by aiding nature to
supply those elements. the absence OF
which In the gastric juices. causes in-
digestion and dyspepsia. They tend to
aid tho stomach to digest all kinds OF
food and to quickly convert II into
rich red blood.
We know what Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets are and whit they> will do.
We guarantee them to relieve indlges'
tlon and dyspepsia. II they fall, we
win refund your money.
Three sizes. ~ cents. 10 cents. ana
S1.OO. Sold only at. our stores or by
mail. Remember, yau can obtain
Rexall Remedies In this community
only at our store-The Rexall Store
The Star Drug Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
SUMMONS

In the Circuit Court Of the State OF
Oregon. for tho County OF
Klamath.
Mary l.. McGuire. Plaintiff.
vs..
william II. Mcclure. Defendant.
To William II. Mcclure. the above
named defendant:
In the name Of the state OF Oregon;
You are hereby required to appear
and answer the compliant Of plainti6
filed against you In the above entitled
suit on or before Saturday. the I'd
day OF December. 1911. that beins
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06

8ix-room Bungalow voro0 81 No.
tered; with water u house, aaA
two lots se1l3e: lasgs sG1ekas
house and park. Price o3.ooe.
part cash: balancs 70 sutt.
'rhree-room cottage and cher oat.
buildings: = good wsll9 % beet
porch. Price s7Bo: haw eash. bei.
ance to suit. II you vant . cosy
little home b. sure "a 80 this.
A few choice lots. ONLY das bloch froD
school. at 80 down and ole pss
month: other lots 10 per esnt down
and IS per month: 10 taxss and 10
Interest: We have lots in al pasts
NJ Mills q DasroW Additioos; ~
have what you want. vhsa roo
want Il. and whore you waat 4 at
prices and tsrmsto suit.
Fivs-room houss and one lot: houas
al plastersd ed wired; kiteAse
tiled. Price eisloo: ons-Aalf eash.
balance easy tstms.
Choice building ;iots adjoining ths
new school buil1ihg; 90 dows aad
el0 per month; other lots u al
parts q the addition.
Choice acreage Ave ve-sishths oe nile
town i4 avs and ten acre tsaets: I'll
under cultivation and IN crop: part
ly fenced and WIN other Improve
ments. Price ei3S to $50 pr
Owens Realty co.
Cor. stukea an1 uogv&w avsaues
MLLs ADDOoQN
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
PUBLICATION OF sUlna0Ms

PUBLICATION or SUMMONS
In the Justics's Court. District Of
Linkvills. Klamath County. Ore.
gon.
The Union Meat Company. . Cospor-
alton. PlaintiR,
".
@. w. Cranes. Defendant.
To q. w. CRANES, the abeve named
defendant. IN the nans u the staeo
Of OREGON you ere hereby rsqulrsd 10
appear and answer the complaint Aled
against you In the above eutitle1
court and cause on or before the last
lay OF the time prescribed In the Or.
der for publication made herein To-
wit: The 9th day Of November. 1911,
and II you fall TO 20 answer. for want
thereof plaintiff will take judgmsnt
against you % demanded in his com
plant on file herein. to-wit: For the
sum Of $62.65. tn, same being upoa
an express contract for the payment
OF money and for PLAINTIFFS costs and
disbursements herein. This sum-
mons is served upon yos ~ order Of
the Honorable Charles braves. Jus-
tice OF the Peace Of the above cnti-
tied court. dated September seth.
1911. and the date Of the drst pubii-
cation being the 2sth day Of septsn-
Der. 1911. and the de.s Of the lase
publication will expire on the 9th day
Of November. 1914.
JOHN IRWIN.
hth Attorney for Plaiati2.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06

IN tne circuit Court OF the state OF
Oregon. for the County OF Klam-
ath.
l.. II. Jackson. Plaintiff.
w.
w. w. Masten, Defendant.
Notice 10 hereby given that by vir-
tue Of an execution duly issued out OF
the above entitled court on the l7th
day Of October. 1911. upon q juds-
ment duiy rendered and entered on
the 2lst day Of February, 1911. In
favor OF the above named plaintiff
and against the above named defend
ant. for the sum Of eS00.56 and the
further sum Of 5000. with interest
thereon at the rate Of per cent per
annum. from the 2ist day Of Febru-
ary. 1911. which said Judgment was
on the soth day Of September. 1911.
duly assigned to one Burge w. Ma
son. did. on the 18th day OF Octo-
ber. 1911. dnly levy upon the follow
Ing described property. to-wit: The
easterly nineteen feet OF lot SIX of
block forty-eig.t. In the city Of Klam-
ath Falls. Oregon. formerly Nichols
addition to the town OF Linkville.
Oregon. and I will on Saturday. the
18th day OF November. 1911. Mt 10
o'clock in the forenoon Of said day. at
the front door OF the county court
house. in klamath Falls, Oregon. sell
Mt public auction. to the highest and
best bidder. for cash In hand. all
the right. title and interest Of the
above named defendant. w. W. Mas
ten. In and to said premises. and also
all the right. title and Interest which
said defendant. w. w. Masten. had
In or to said promises on and sitter
the said 31st day OF February. 1911.
together with the tencments. heredit-
aments and appurtenances thereunto
belonging. or 90 much thereof as may
be necessary to satisfy such execu-
tion. costs and expenses Of sale.
Dated at klamath Falls Oregon.
this 18th day OF October. 1911.
w. B. BARNES.
Sheriff Of klamath County. Oregon.
BY N. J. BARNES. Deputy.
10-ls-l1-1Sh
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
BLIND AND WOUNDED ARE
FEARED TO HAVE BURNED
Red Gross sirnmcr, Trying 10 ties.
cn" sheltered unroriunnirs. H.
Driven on 10y shells Form the Rebel
tioris


SHANGHAI. Nov. 6 II II learned
iir Wcslyan Mission near Han Riyon.
ahollcrlng hfty blind boys aud i5o
wounded persons, was destroyed In
the IlankOw Grc.
\ Rcd Cross steamer tried to res
cue tho inmntcB. but was driven back
by shells from tie rebel forts.
ShnnRhni'g capture was accom-
plishod With only ten killed.
Admiral Murdoch landed the Amer
lean martinez. who marched through
Tie rurolgn concession.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
Herald Want Ads.



used. at genuine bcseain. Caa ~
seen at virsiI's I'm Dc,re store. sou
WOOD FOR SALE ls-inch = 0Peea
slabs, 1895 per cord, delivered.
Phone SIT. 6f leASs HS6sfs 1s q ~
Transfer Co.. p. Usrison. 14tf
FOR SALE--Two lots and cottage %
hill, six blocks from Dekin, e1,S0o,
Enquire at Hoxey's eapdy kitchen. ~
FOR SALE OR TRADE R-Tour-ey11ap
der Rambler In nne runnine order;
top and magnetic: for salSSthsap. o.
will trade for stock or "a estate. In
quire 515 sth street. ~ address post
ONCE boz 81. 1.et
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
EOR SALE

FOR SALE ~ vIole,s, carnations
roses. chrysanthommms. all kinds
ot floral designs. klamath Floral
company. n WeGt Main street; phone
s25. 3-im
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06

MoTsCHENBACHERs secosi hand
Store. cor. Of 7th and y6in; bnys.
sells and trades household goods,
clothing. shoes. tJolI Suns. ctc. Lave
your order for expeA sewing machine
and organ repair Work. Satisfaction
Guaranteed. Phone 313. CIT
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06

KODAK fINIsHING--First class and
prompt results by Frank Duncan.
over First National bsHk. or leave or
ders at Little Book /hore. two doors
west Of postofIice.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
MIgCELI.ANHOUs

INSTRUCTIONS given on all brass In.
struments. Music furnished for all
occasions. A. Y. TindalI, Herald once.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
WE SHIP F1ll'IT

Onc-half car OF the finest fruit ar
rivos tonight. Monday morning we
viii have everything thnt Is obtain
able In the California markets. We
receive daily by express such goods
80 are porislablc.
The Fulton Market.
Phone 1873. Wei have a free deiiv-
cry To every residence in the city. "a
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-06
sHERIFF's SALE

In the Circuit Court Of the State Of
Oregon. for the County Of Klam-
ath.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1911-05-19
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The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1911-05-19

TO be con tinued.)
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
REASONED IT OUT
And Found a Change In Food Put
Him Right.

A man does not count as wasted the
time he spends in thinking over his
business, but he seems 10th to give
the same sort of careful attention to
himself and to his health. And yet
his business would be worth little
without good health to care for it. A
business man tells how he did him
self good by carefully thinking over
his physical condition, investigating to
find out what was needed, and then
changing to the right food.
For some years l had been bother
ed great deal after meals. My food
seemed to lay like lead in my stomach,
producing heaviness and dullness ana
sometimes positive pain. OF course
this rendered me more or less unfit
for business, and made up my mind
that something would have to be done.
Reflection led me to the conclusion
that over-eating. filling the stomach
with indigestible food, was responsible
for many OF the ills that human flesh
endures, and that | was Furnishing
myself In that way-that was what
was making me so dull. heavy and un.
comfortable, and unfit for business
after meals. / concluded to try Grape.
Nuts food to see what 1t could do for
me.
81 have been using It for some
months now, and am glad to say thai
do not suffer any longer after meals
my food seems to assimilate easily
and perfectly, and to do the work foz
which 1t was intended.
81 have regained my normal weight
and find that business Is pleasure
once moroccan take more interest in
it, and my mind Ia clearer and more
alert"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Read THE Road to Wellville," In
pkgs. There's Reason"
1 Ever read the shove 1et6ePf A new
one appears from 4ime to fimo. The1
are genuine true, ama full Of humaz
! Interest
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Unreliable Physiognomy.

am a profound disbeliever in phys
iognomy. Features are false wit.
nesses. Stupidity frequently wears a
mask OF intelligence. know bust
ness men who look like poets and
poets who look like business men
Men of genius invariably look like
idiots. and If you pick out the man
who looks most eminent In a party
you are sure to find he is a nobody.
/ always distrust men who look mag
nificent. Nature is a stingy creature.
She seldom gives man the double
gift of being great and looking great
She took care to lame Byron and de
form Pope and disfigure johnson. But
the browning example of her Jealous
parsimony is Shakespeare. / have al
ways been disappointed with Shakes
peare's face. 1t does not live up tc
his poetry. It is dull. heavy and com
monplace.-Adventures in London.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
veaetable Fancy Work.

Little Mrs. Bride had almost every
thing to learn about housekeeping, but
she was SO enthusiastic in her interest
that every one was glad to help her.
Il have some particularly fine as
paragus," the maiketman told her one
day, and he displayed bunch for her
admiration. Picked not three hours
ago." he added.
Mrs. Bride looked at it with unaf-
feeted amazement
Does it grow like that?" she asked.
Il always supposed the cook braided
the ends of it."-Youths Companion.
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EorestaIIed.

District Attorney ]. F. Clarke of
New York was talking about the re-
cent kidnapping cases.
"Kidnapers," he said, ARE apt to
disappear now. They have become
too unpopular. Why, a kidnaper is as
unpopular as a widower.
widows, now, are very attractive,
but about a widower there is always
something uncanny, something almost
clammy-I mean, of course, from the
matrimonial point of view.
81 know a widower who is thinking
of marrying again. He thought he'd
breach the matter delicately the other
morning to his little daughter, 30 he
said:
"'Ah, my dear, how did love your
mother!'
But the little girl gave him a sus-
picious look and snapped:
Say do" not did" papa"