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sealskin purses at Gnman's
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-27
WORSE THAN
 THE PLAGUE

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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-27
ELkS' DANCE WILL
 BE SWELL AFFAIR

One of the swell social functions of the present season will be the Elks' dance iD the new B. ?. o. l. hall this evening Invitations for the affair were sent out yesterday and from responses received it is expected that it will be one of the largest-stteBded dances ever given in Bisbee.
 The dance will be She first held m two years, and the only one ye- To e held on the aoOT og the new hall. Refreshments will be served in the course of the evening
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-27
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank all of our many friends for the kindness and sym pathy shown us during our recent bereavement, also for the many fio- ral offerings.
 MIR. AND MRS. SAM FIELDS.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
MACK SURPRISED BY SOCCER
Connie Throws interesting sidel'snf
on Football Games In England
Receipts Small.

Connie Mack, throws an interesting
sidelight on the foot ball games in
England. He started to take in one
Of these contests, and it got SO foggy
that he thought the game would be
called. 1t was played, however.
There were 10000 persons present
at this particular game. However, the
receipts, from these phenomenal at.
tendances do not begin to compare
with our base ball games. Where the
worlds series, with an attendance Of
10000, would bring in more than that
number Of dollars, the Englishmen
only get $500, or $1,000 Of our coin.
Under the circumstances, when the
crowd reaches such huge proportions
as 5000 for a game. they take in about
as much as one Of our $4,000 crowds
would yield in base ball.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
sox GO TO CUBA NEXT YEAR
comiskey May Take His Team to Ha'
vsna to Train Year Hence-cii-
mate Makes Big Hit.

Charles A. Comiskey, owner OF the
White Sox, President Ban B. Johnson
OF the American league, and MIS-.
Comiskey and Mrs Johnson recently
returned from a three weeks trip &c
Florida and Cuba. About the hrst
thing Comiskey announced after reach
ing Chicago was that he might take
his White sox to Cuba in the spring
of 1912 and prepare them for their
race in the American League.
The party spent three days In CUBA,
and the. country and climate MADE
such hit with Comiskey that ne IS
seriously considering Havana as the
training camp of the Sox after this
year. Should the Sox make the trip to
Cuba. it would not be the first time
that they have left the United States
TO fit themselves for a league hight
When they we're the worlds cham
pions they went to Mexico.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
THESE BABY TWINS
In: S|ANESE Pair
soYs ARE BOUND TOGETHER BY
LlGAMEMT AT BASE OF
THE SPINE.
DOCTORS CANNOT PART THEM
Examination Convinced Medical Men
That Separation Would Mean
Death--LIttle Fellows Speak Sew.
eraI Languages.

New Orleans. -Lucio and Simplico
Godino are the most remarkable ba-
bies in the world. They are twins, not
quite three years old, and are our lit
tie brown brothers of the Philippine
islands. OF course, there's nothing so
remarkable about that, but listen:
Nature has SO Joined the flesh OF
these little fellows that even the great
est of human surgeons do not dare
to part them. Back to back they will
have to go throughout their whole
lives. When one dies the other must
of necessity follow him into eternity.
Nature has so decreed.
A compact but somewhat elastic
mass OF tissues joins them together
at the base of the spine. just like
our everyday" twins, the kind more
or. less common throughout the whole
country, Lucio and Simplico8 play
with jumping jacks, blow horns, hug
their do1lies, and pound on toy drums IS.
They usually play sitting on the
floor, as under the circumstances they
cannot use chairs. Loosely fitting
dresses make them look much like one
big baby with two heads But In
doors they discard most Of their cloth
ing. and romp about with much OF
their bodies exposed. And just like
ordinary twins, they quarrel, fight and
go after each other with little fists
and finger nails They both speak
IT, ,r1;.t !, g y1,oT a d A m nrican children
of about their age. Besides that they
speak q little Spanish and German
But of course they know Filipino best
1t is nothing unusual for Lucio to be
talking English while at the same time
Simplico will be speaking in another
language.
At times when they are not both
wanting to play with the same toy al
the same time, Lueio and Simplico are
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
PAIR NOT POISONED BY GAS
Test Proves Nothing, and CLOSER
Twgg Tragedy Is as Much q Mys-
terry as ever.

Cumberland, Md.-The effort to
prove that the dual killing OF Charles
5TWigg and Grace Elosser, on their
wedding eve, was an accident due to
carbon dioxide, caused by a gas stove.
In a closed room, has caused touch
of the ludicrous to enter into the
tragedy.
A test was made, with the sanction
of the prosecuting attorney, with cat.
and rabbit They were placed in the
room where TWigg and his fianeee
were found dead Then the gas stove
was lighted and turned on full In an
hour and half the cat was dead.
The rabbit was still alive. There was
no autopsy made on the cat, but the
physician who made the test said the
murder was solved.
The physicians who made the at1.
topsy on the bodies Of TWigg and
Miss Elosser were indignant. and
announced the proceedings as ASST
nine. One Of them offered to remain
in the room one hour and a half with
the stove lighted. It is known that
the man and woman were there only
90 minutes.
The doctors who performed the au-
topsy and decided death was due to
.;yanide poisoning are Just as en-
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

1eft-hand batter and very fast man.
was at the bat.
Herman, knowing Vans habit OF
hitting toward right, stayed up close
to second 1t was well he did. for van
5Haltren hit fast grounder perhaps
six or seven feet the other size OF
second. and Hermann was after 1t at
the crack of the bat. He made one OF
those marvellous left-handed scoops on
the run for which he was noted.
was expecting the throw to first and
SO was Tom Lynch, who was the UNI
pire on the bases.
Long, however, the moment he
clutched the ball, saw with chain light
ming baseball sense that Van Haltren
would beat his throw, and to my
amazement he made a headlong dive
and scramble for second base to force
Meekin. 1t was cinch that he got
his man, but, fearing that Lynch had
missed the play, in my excitement |
gra bbed his arm, exclaiming, Gee, he
got him!"
"'Let go O. my arm, growled Lynch,
shaking me off.
For a moment i thought / had
queered the play and the score would
be tied. To my great relief Lynch in
another second waved his arm.
'.The man is out" he shouted.
1.-THE game was over and as we
walked off the field 1 apo1ogized to
Lynch for taking hold of him. That's
all right" was his reply. you were
excited; ! merely didn't like to have
the crowd see you do it,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
BOTH WERE QUICK THINKERS
"count" Hern1aa Long and President
Tom Lynch @ad Fast Working
Brains, says Fred Tenney.

Manager Fred Tenney Of the Boston
Rustlers, tells an anecdote that gives
an instance Of the remarkable quick
thinking on the ball field Of the late
Herman ("Count") Long, and also the
methods of President Thomas J. Lynch
of the National League, when he was
plain Tom Lynch, the umpire.
t"The old Boston team was playing
the Giants at the Polo Grounds, says
Tenney, several years ago. When
the Giants went in for their ninth inn
ing we had lead of one run, with
two out and no runs in. They had
man on third and another on first.
Jouett Meekin was the runner at my
corner, and George Van Haltren. a
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
The Point OF View.

s8a This is d true story. a certain belle
was present at recent Chopin recital
During the March Funebre, her eyes
glistened and her whole attitude OF
rapt attention was as II the music had
entranced her very soul. Her whole.
face was expressive Of admiration and
intense interest. When the pianist pianist
had finished, the escort OF Miss y Be He
turned to her and said: low beau
tiful. 10 which she replied Yes,
indeed; doesn't It fit her e1q1lisitei lynn y
the back? How much do you suppose
1t cost in Paris r. II
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
HUNGRY DOGS ATTACK
LITTLE CHINESE BOY
LAD IN DANGER or BEING EAT
EN- ALIVE. BY STARVING
OURS.

Salinas, CaI.-Having wandered In
to an Enclosure where a pack of starv-
ing dogs we're kept by an aged Chi
nese in the Oriental quarter, Dong
Quen Yum, a nine-year-old lad, was IN
danger of literally being eaten alive
when his screams called a number Of
men to the rescue He is in serious
condition from decorations on the
chest and thighs. When the reseuers
beat the dogs from the boy his cloth
ing had been torn off, and the savage
brutes were tearing at his flesh. How
the dogs had been secreted and why
is a mystery. The chief OF police or
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
eausss@s 1ae-1le sSs
/ GOSSIP OF !
; SPOR TDOM !
2saS aa sa

There is a stir in the heart Of the
baseball fan.
The more the big fellows wrest1e the
less we know about them
A manager doesn't want a ball play
er to run too close to form.
Jess Baker, southpaw, Spokane, big
fellow, is Chicago's pitching hope"
One critic thinks Freddy Parent Is
slated for release from the White Sox.
The cables tell Of victory Of the
Barbados cricket team over the Eng
lish.
Leaving Boston February IS, the
Red sox will cover $4,000 miles on
their training trip.
Game at Hot Springs was postponed
on account Of wet weather. Sounds
natural, doesn't It?
Miller Higgins, the diminutive one,
is not among those who believe the
Cubs have gone back.
President Herman of the Reds
knew whereof he spoke when he said
that Eddie Grant would sign con-
tract.
II Iris Sp Ter plays first base for
the Boston BED Sox in 1911 he will be
on talking term with the baserunning
spikers.
Jack Gleason, fight promoter, is no
longer secretary and director of the
San Francisco Baseball club. He was
succeeded by Harry Walton.
Ty Cobb is one Of the stockholders
| in a company that announced the pur-
| chase OF the Augusta Chronicle. The
| extent of the ball players holdings in
the newspaper was not given out.
| With Miller, Trem1ay, Young Jor.
dan, Thommen, Suder and Brooks after
the welterweight wrestling champion
ship Of America some fast work ought
to be seen among members Of this
] class.
Chick" Evans, Paul Hunter and
/ Ivan Wester did not stand on cerenao
4 MES, when they were barred from
competing in the golf tournament Of
! the Eastern association. They In
surged' at once.
4 Jack knight was not considered good
enough for the Athletics or Red sox
but has made good with a vengeance
! with the Yankees after having served
i year In Baltimore Ia the Eastern
league.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

very fond of each other and are good
playmates. OF course, the one always
follows the other about. When Lucio
wants to go anywhere he starts, and
!simp1ico is dragged along behind. The
feet of the one in the rear barely touch
the floor The one who gets OFF hrst
is master of the situation. They never
consult each other about walking.
Simplico is rather quiet and some
what reserved, while Lucio is erratic
and quick tempered. When Lucio be
gins to get "het up about a little diff
ference of opinion and shows dispo-
sition to start something, Simpllco
Just gets up and walks away; that
keeps Lucio busy trailing along be-
hind and backwards. One of them had
the measles about four months ago,
but the other escaped. Sometimes
while one is asleep the other is wide
awake, playing with his toes. Nat
uralIy they sleep on their sides. Both
were vaccinated It took on one
only.
They were brought to America IN
the vain hope that they might be cut
apart by skilled surgeons. A clinic
was held in this city with number
of Americas best physicians in attend
ance. After most thorough examina-
ton it was the unanimous decision
that an operation which would sepa-
rate the babies would be fatal to both.
The twins were born in Samar
island in the Philippine archipelago,
OF native parents. They were found
| by J. R. Louis and NJ. A. Clark,
wealthy Americans living in the
| islands. The American protectors of
the twins say they will take the boys
around the world in the interest OF
science, that they will be exhibited
before medical clinics in the great
hospitals Of America and Europe, and
that under no circumstances will they
be exhibited in public.
The parents ct the twins, who are
also IN America now, We're at first I'M.
mensely proud of their curious twins,
and took great pleasure in showing
them to strangers who happened tc
visit the little Filipino village. Later
i on. as the parents became more civil
lied and Americanized, they looked
i forward With great joy to the separa
] ton of the children, but now that the
surgeons have rendered their verdic1
i against attempting an operation boti
mother and father are once mors
TeconesIed
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
DAILY WILL COACH WILLIAMS
Leader az Vale Last Year f'as Ae-
cepted New Position-change In
Vale Football Policy.

Captain DAILY of the 1910 Yale foot
ball team has accepted the position OF
coach of the Williams University foot
ball team for 1911 The authorities OF
Williams had been dickering with ex-
Captain Daily for the past few weeks
and he has decided to fill the open
ing.
There was some hesitation in chang
ing the policies Of the council, which
heretofore has been to employ grad
uate of the college as head coach.
DAILY will go to WilliamstoWn at the
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

had an incessant cough and FREQUENT
attacks Of bilious collie. from which ar
seemed could not recover. MY bowels
also became affected. causing alarming
attacks Of hemcrrhages. tried many
remedies, which gave only temporary
relief or no relief at all. 7 at last tried
Peruna, and lii three days was re-
lieved Of the bowel arrangement After
using five bottles I was entirely cured
I most cheerfully recommend the use Of
Peruna to any one similarly afflicted.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
Capt. Daily.

beginning Of the football season to
take charge Of the squad. He will be
with the team during the whole sea
son.
This evidently marks a complete
change in the football policy at Yale,
which heretofore has been to invite
the outgoing captain to carry on the
work Of coaching at Yale in the capa-
city of head coach. 1t is rumored
that either Tom Shevlin or Howard
Jones will fill the position OF head
coach at Yale in 1911, and it is hailed
with much delight among the student
body because it is the presence of the
old heads on the field that seems to
be able to develop the material.
1t is expected that Walter Camp will
also spend a great deal more time
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

with the team than has been his GUS
tom in the last few years. The mate
rial for next year is going to be as
difficult to develop as the 1910 season,
and it is rumored that this will be the
most important feature in the chang
ing of the new system.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
Music Hall Losing Vogue.

Music halls have increased very lit
tie in the last few years. Some have
gone back to drama. Others have
been run partly with drama. Others
have gone over to picture entertain
ments. The picture houses have Inn
mensely added to their own by new
buildings London Stage.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Innovating dressmakers may try to
Danish the waist line from the feminine emf. ne
form divine; but enterprising man Will
continue to seek, locate and restore Il
with his strong right arm.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
RebeIiedl
Reheifed.
"a Observation-Disclosures | want YOU to

Mrs. Richquick John, want you 20
buy new parlor suit.
Mr.. Richauick Maria, ! We been
agreeable enough SO far to get differ
ent clothes for morning, noon, after
noon and night, but I'm consumed if
I'll change EN- every time go into 9
different room.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Thirty per cent. of the students at
the University Of Wisconsin are round
shouldered. Another argument against
the over development OF gray matter
In our youth.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

A Boston theologian declares that
the story OF Adam and Eve is merely
a parable But the old Adam, VINO
blamed everything on his wife, is no
body's fiction.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

The Aero Club OF America has
acted commercially in taking steps
looking to lessening of danger In
aviation. One proposition Is that ma
chimes shall be examined more close
~ before any attempt at flying Ia
permitted. This Is 8 simple precan
tfon which should be easily taken.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

And now q physician blames the
spread of infantile paralysis on feas.
What? Fleas on pity itty tootsie woot-
sic? Let the doctor prepare for an
onslaught Of highly ansulted moth
ers.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

An educator asserts that aeroplanes
will abolish war. Which looks like
working up a movement to have the
Carnegie Peace board use a half mil
lion year in substituting aeroplane
factories.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

One marriage out Of every three liz
San Francisco ends in divorce, accord
ing to one who delves in such things.
Apparently matrimonial earthquakes
are common there, too.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

A beauty expert says that to keep
their mouths beautiful. women must
shut them. Here is the sex confront
ed with the most narrowing alternative
ever presented to distracted human
choice.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

The aeroplane has been developed
far enough to warrant less enthusiasm
in offering prizes for flights and more
attention to the development OF a
practical parachute.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Corset coats for men are reported to
be recommended by the fashionable
tailors. Evidently the fashionable
tailors have faith In the theory that
men are turning from foolishness.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

A man was sent to a hospital IN
New York for examination az to his
sanity because he thought himself
fish. Maybe somebody told him ne
was in the swim;
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

al New York physician tells US that
he can cure. old age. We have also
heard Of men who thought they had
discovered the secret OF perpetual mo
lion. Strange to say. the physician Il
not In MatteaWan.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

A Chicago girl captured bandit who
tried to grab her pocket book. Ban.
dts will learn in time to conhne thelr
operations to the less resourceful male
Pex
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

II they take the exaggerated shout
ders away from the men and the rats
away from the women hotel mat
tresses might achieve additional SOFT
ness.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Not content with the hobble skirt,
those Partisan intriguers have sprung
the "trouser gown" on us. Possibly
the pantaloon effect is expected to
make a hit with suffragettes.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Asheville. NJ G., has a Jack the
Kisser'' scare, but we dimly perceive
that this may only be an advertise
ment for the place as summer re-
sort for old maids.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Paris is making move to elevate
the moral tone of Its literature and
its art. There Is room for the exer
else of its efforts.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Boy Gathered Up His Severed Toes.
Philadelphia, Pa Carrying mangled
portions Of his toes in his hand, thir-
teen-year-old William Ramsey, whose
foot had been run over by a coal car,
calmly asked a policeman for an am
bulance and was taken to a hospital.
His foot was SO badly crushed that
amputation was necessary.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

New York women say that the Yenli-
nine throat loses its beautiful contour
In making the kissing IS sound so
characteristic Of English. AS in 'tyes2
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
The Dead Couple.

phatic now in their opinion that the
case was one Of a double murder as
were after the autopsy. The cat IN
cident has served to revive public IN
terest and cause demand for the
solution of the mystery by the au.
thorities.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Think how many hens eggs young
Mclean could have bought with the
money he paid for that Hope dia-
mondl
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08
SUFFER-: D
: g YEARS
Constant Sufferer From enron
le casarrli Relieved BY
PerllEsas

Mrs. J. H +.
Bourland, San
Saba, Texas
writes:
sFor tween
ty-three years
I was a con
slant sufferer
from chronic
catarrh. I had
a severe mis-
cry and. burn:
ing in the top
Of my head.
There was al
most a con-
tinua1 dro p-
ping OF mucus
into my throat.
which caused
frequent ex-
pc to ration.
MY entire sys-
TEN gradually
b e ca m e in
DIV e d. and
my condition
I h . l. -
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

All the world loves lover, but as
TO these noblemen who seek American
girls with money it is merely curious.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

Manuel is to get $4,000 year. Per.
haps there Is something in the king
business after all.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

A Colorado couple who were d.
vorced In 1875 have just been married
again. Sometimes second thoughts
come a long time afterward.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

II these New Jersey people think
that hello verges on profanity"
what must they think Of Zine is
busy?
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

If one swallow doesn't make sum-
mer, what don't three robins make?
Spring?
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

When rats are not disseminating
the bubonic plague they are engaged
in other nefarious practices.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

People who keep their sidewalks
clean deserve at least honorable men"
ton.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-04-08

For the time being gasoline is the
favcrite perfume.
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dered them all shot. When officers
went to the place they found no less
than Is lean and sna7Iing ours in the
Enclosure.
The Washington times., 1911-12-22
UPHOlSTERlNG.

UPHoISTERING, rennishIng. window shades
High-grade work. low prices Get our es-
innate. ]. e. & j. II. SHEPHERD CO., 500
9TH St n. w. Phone NJ. 1888. 4.