davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

Don't kick and whine,
Just get in line
With the fellows who've got grit and
pluck.
Don't frown and growl,
Look glum and growl;
Stop prating about i'll luck.
Lift up your head,
Don't seem half dead,
Stop wearing a wrinkled face;
Give smiling hope
Sufficient scope
And joys will come apace.
Give me the chap,
Who, whate'er may hap,
Looks up and is cheerful still;
Who meets a bunt
With a smiling front
And nerve and vim and will.
-Driftwood.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Some Honorary Degrees.

Some men have stunned honorary
titles almost as earnestly as others
have coveted them.
After Lafayette had been made a
doctor of laws by a New Jersey col
lege shortly before the close of the
Revolutionary war, Baron Steuben
was in great fear lest he should meet
a similar mishap. Having to pass
through a college town where the
Marquis had been thus distinguish
ed, the old warrior, so the story
runs, halted his men and thus adj
dressed them:
you shall have to spur the horses
we'll and ride through this place like
the devil. for, If they catch you, they
will make doctors of you"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
APPLICATION NO. 2oo4.
Notice of Application for Permission TO
Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of vi

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of April. 1911, in accordance
with Section IS, Chapter XXI, of the
Statutes of 1909, one Z. L. Fletcher, of
Ely, County of White Pine and State
of Nevada. made application to the
State Engineer of Nevada for permits
sion te appropriate the public waters
of the State of Nevada. Such appro-
priation is to be made from Williams
Creek, at points on unsurveyed land
at a point on Williams Creek S. 81 de-
grees E. Is, $50 feet from the S. f.
Cor. Sec. 25, T. Is N, r. 81 e. by means
of a dam. ditch and fiume, and five
cubic feet per second is to be conveyed
to points at the mill which bears N.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Ont of Order.

Champ Clark loves to tell how. In
the heat of a debate Congressman
Johnson, of Indiana. called IN ILL
nois representative a jackass. The
expression was supplementary,
and in %retraction Johnson said:
while l withdraw the unfor-
tunate word, yet, Mr.. Speaker. ]
must admit that the gentleman from
Illinois is out of order
How am i out of order?' yelled
the man from Illinois.
Probably an veterinary surgeon
could tell you" answered Johnson
and that was parliamentary enough
to stay on the record.-Norman +.
Mack's National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
licensing.

The late Bishop Whiaker.' said
a Philadelphia clergyman. had little
sympathy with ultra-high church
leanings.
"A young divine once said to him
at a Lenten lecture.
Bishop, suppose | should burn a
few pastilles during rho service, do
you think anything would happen2' !"
Bishop Whitaker smiled dryly
and passing his hand down his white
beard. he answered
"A goo3 deal would happen my
young friend. Your congregation
would be %incensed. your vestrymen
would fume and It's more than likely
that you yourself would go up in
smoke"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

We'll, I'm convinced that it's an
i'll wind that blows good to nobody"
What has caused you TO arrive
at your present opinion"
You know the Billingers?"
You mean Horace B~illinger, who
recently got so badly squeezed in the
stock market?"
Yes. You see. we lived next door
TO the Billingers for a number of
years. Since they have lost their
money and been compelled to give up
their automobiles and discharge most
Of their servants and in other ways
my wife has found that we can live
on much less than 1t formerly cost
us. Chicago Record-Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

A little boy. accompanied by his
mother, encountered a belligerenr
looking goat in a narrow path. To
the boys terrified objections to 60
ing forward his mother replied:
why. Willie, don't you know
that there is no such thing as bodily
pain. and that it is foolish for the
goat to try and hurt your"
At that the boy rejoined?"
Yes, mother, l know 1t, and you
know it: but the goat don't know
it,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

Loyalty.
He may be six kinds of a liar,
He may be ten kinds of a fool.
He may be a wicked highfiyer
Beyond any easo or rule;
There may be a shadow above him
OF ruin and woes that impend,
And ] may not respectful | love
Beeause-well, because he's my
Friend,
| know he has faults by the billion,
But his faults are a portion of him ;
| know that his records vermillion.
He's far from a sweet seraphim;
But he's always been square with
Yours Truly,
All ready TO give or to lend,
And though he is wild and unruly.
like him because he's my Friend
| knock him. ! know, but | do It
The same TO his face as away.
And If other folks knoek-well, they
rue it
And wish they'd had nothing to
say.
! never make diagrams of him.
No maps of his soul have ! penned
For | don't analyze-I just love him
Beeause-well, because he's my
Friend.
Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Effective Disguise.

Two Peoria women boarded a
street car the other day and sat OF
posite each other in perfect silence.
Both wore the wastebaskst style of
hat. They rode downtown obvious
of each others presence and got off
at the same The first woman
down looked up as she descended and
gave a start of surprise.
why. is that you. dear?' she ex-
claimed. II wondered who 1t was
but ! didn't recognize your let
Peoria Herald-Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Changed The Endorsement.

The check which the comely young
German woman handed in at the
window of a savings fund the other
day was made payable to Gretchen
H. Schmidt, and she had Endorsed 1t
simply Gretchen Schmidt. The mar
at the receiving teller's window
called her back just as she was turn
ing away to rectify the mistake.
you don't deposit this quite this
way" he explained. See, you have
forgotten the H."
The young woman looked at her
check and blushed a rosy red.
"Ach, so l haf," she murmured,
and wrote hurriedly:
Gage o."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Likes TO Do Things.

Funny thing that you eve ran
for Congress-" said a friend to Mar
tin Littleton, the New York lawyer.
You can make several times as
much money practicing law in New
York as you can being a Congress
man. Does seem like a queer move
on your part"
The only answer, says the Wash
ington correspondent of the Cleve-
land Plain Dealer, is that Littleton
does not care anything about money.
His ambitions lie in the direction OF
accomplishing things. The reward
that follows big accomplishments is
of little moment. II he could earn
a million fee, the million itself would
interest him much less than the feat
of getting il.
81 carried everything l had right
in one of my trousers pockets SO
long" remarked Littleton recently.
that | have never been able to feel
accustomed to money. / now have
two comfortable homes and | never
enter them that ] don't feel like
apologizing to the servants, or to
somebody. | never feel as II ]
really belong there.
And" said Littleton, Il never see
a man on the car carrying a dinner
bucket that / don't have a halfnotion
to go over to him and offer explain
ations. I'd like to say: See here.
old man, / know it isn't right. I'm
not pulling my weight. but I've got
into the habit of making my money
easily, and / don't know whether I'll
ever do my share of work again or
not. ] hope you'll forgive me-"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
An Unknown Tongue.

A young man just returned from
college was out cycling one day when
suddenly he came to q steep gradient.
While he was descending he lost con-
troll OF his machine and was throw n.
Two men came an found him
lying in that predicament. When
asked how IL happened. he replied:
We'll. | came down that decline with
the greatest velocity and lest my cen
trail gravity and was pre"ipitated on
the hard macadamized road"
Away, lad. let him alone replied
n of the men. He's "A foreigner"
Ideas.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
EXCLUSIVE Church.

An old darkey wanted to join a
fashionable city church and the min
lister, knowing it was hardly the
thing TO do. and not wanting to hurt
his feelings, told him to go home
and pray over it. In a few days the
darkey came back.
well. what do you think of it by
this timer" asked the preacher.
We'll, sah," replied the colored
man, "ah prayed an prayed, an de
good Lawd, he says to me, "Rastus,
All wouldn't bodder Nah haid about
dat not mo- Alive been trying to
get into dat church mahse'f TO de
las twenty yeahs and All done had
no uck'."-Norman E. Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
ems

Seth Woodbury. was a tight-fsted
ha~rd-hearted old farmer. His
brother William dying. the n%eighbors
said, from lack of proper treatment,
Seth hitehed up and drove into town
to have a notice about his death in
serted In the weekly newspaper.
There amt no charges. be there?"
he asked, anxlously.
"Oh, yes, indeed" answered the
editor, "our price is 50 an inch"
"Crackyl" muttered the old man,
AN Bill, six foot two"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Prenosferous.

ct is my policy" said the impul-
sive young candidate, Ito send every
law breaker and every law evader to
jail"
Good heavens" exclaimed a
prominent citizen; this fool wants
TO lock up the entire community
Chicago Record-Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
The Flag Goes BY.

Hats off!
Along the street there comes
A blare of bugles, a ruffle of drums,
A flash of color beneath the sky:
Hats off.
The flag is passing by.
Blue and white and crimson It shines
Over the timed and lettering lines.
Hats off!
The colors before us fly:
But more htan the flag is passing by,
Sea fights and land fights, grim and
great,
Fought to make and to save the
State:
Weary marches and sinking ships;
Cheers of victory on dying lips;
Days of plenty and years of peace;
March of a strong lands swift in
crease;
Equal justice, right, and law,
Stately honor and reverend awe;
Sign OF a nation. great and strong
Toward her people from foreign
wrong:
Pride and glory and honor.-all
Live in the colors to stand or fall.
Hats Off
Along the street there comes
A blare of bugles, a ruffle of drums;
And loyal hearts are beating high:
Hats Off
The flag is passing by!
Henry Holcomb Bennett.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
One Thing Missing.

A woman living in a small town
near Butte purchased from an art
dealer there a water-color outfit,
with printed directions for its use.
These directions included among
other things, instructions to moisten
the brushes for the first time with
saliva. In a day or two the dealer
received the following note:
Dear Sir: The outfit rs complete
as ordered except the saliva. Yours
truly. Mrs. -"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Good Reading for Sunday

she know that the cabbies wore a
livery all their own. She did not see
d policeman, either, SO she approach
ed a youth who was standing Oh The
corner OF Fifteenth street with her
bashful question.
Please" she began ARE you a
hanson mani"
n youth raised his hand and
swlrled his mustache ingratiatingly,
smiling with a dep~reeating assump-
tion OF modesty. Il am SO consider
ed, he replied.-Philadelphia Times
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

ut was a terrible sensation" says
the man who is %narrating his expert
ence while almost drowning. After
| went down for the third time my
past life flashed before me in a series
of pictures"
you didn't happen to notice"
asked the friend. edging forward
with interest. "a picture of me lend
ing you that $40 in the fall of 1898.
did you?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Caught Unawares.

Not so many moons ago the
Masons of Manhattan. Kan, gave a
banquet. The POSTMASTER called
upon n brother whose name was
not on the program. 1t rather con
fused him.
Look here, Mr.. Toastmaster,"
said he. this isn't exactly fair. You
have called upon me to make an ass
of myself without any preparation
whatever"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Saw Her Home.

Hogan. Il think Miss de Blank is
very rude
Jones. What causes you to think
that? | never thought her So"
Hogan. Il met her out for a
walk this afternoon and asked If /
might see her home. She said yes,
! could see it from the top of the high
school building, and that it wasn't
necessary to go any farther"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
A Compliment for Him.

She was Is and very shy. and she
never had been In the city before
There was no one at Broad street sta
ton to meet her and she looked about
timidly for a cab. Her mother a
told her to take a hanson. d
did not see any hanson. nor ala
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Needed No Nourshment.

How do you like the new oat-
meal soap?" inquired the barber,
welding the lather brush with extra
ordinary freedom.
Seems nourishing," the customer
replied, with a splitter; but I've
had my breakfast"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
DAILY SUBURBAN TRAINS.

Leave East Ely for Ely, a. NJ
1925; $40; $40; 40; 1925;
$40; 1910; 1870; 11:50;-p. m.
1:10; 2:20; 4:25: 4:35; 5:55; 6:25;
1880; 500; 300; 1915.
hurry Street, Ely. for East Ely.
a. m.-12:35; $50; S:15; s:35;
500; 10:50;-p. m, 1901, 1:20;
2:10; 2:30; 4:45; els; 6:35;
7:40; $40; $40: 1925.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

76 degrees F.. 11.sO0 feet from S. E.
Cor. Sec. 90, T. 13 N. r. 81 E., by means
of a dam, ditch and fume. and there
used for power, mining and milling
purposes. Water to be returned to
stream at a point S. so degrees. E..
1900 feet from the S. L. Cor. Sec. 25,
T. 10 N, r. So E.
Signed: W. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First publication. April Is, 1911)
(Last publication. May Il. 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
The New Rainy Day.

They were walking along the
muddy streets of Chicago. Finally
she stopped. Hold these bundles
a minute, dearie," she said.
inquired.
Il am going to roll up my harem
skirt so the cuffs won't get muddy"
she replied.-Pasadena News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

The Sunday school lesson had
been about Elijah's ascent in a
cloud. and the children could not re-
member the name of the prophet.
who was 1t went up to the sky
in a cloud?" asked little Robert.
Father, who had been paying lit
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Danger.

Miss Newly Rich. (who has just
returned from a trip to Egypt "Oh,
the pyramids were wonderful and
Just covered with hieroglyphics."
Grandma. "Sakes alive. Did We
get any of EN- on YEP
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
Already BespOken.

A young and enthusiastic minis
ter, who had lately been installed in
his first parish in a New England
town, made 1t a point to shake hands
with every stranger he saw at any
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

tie attention to the conversation,
vouchsafed the information.
Il think the mar was Wilbur
Wright.@Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
NINE TRAIN.

Leave East Ely. a. m.-6:40;
11:30;-p. m. 4:25.
Leave hurry Street. Ely. a. NJ
$3.50; 11:40;-p. m. 4:35.
Returning, Leave Mines, a. H.
1852. m, 1:25; $50.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
N. N. RY. TIME TABLE.
Effective February 3. 1911

Daily-LGaves East Ely. North
Bound. 7:35 a. m. Leaves Cobre,
South Bound. 1:30 =. m.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14

RETURNING LEAVE McGILL.
a. m, 7:45; 10:10;-p. m, 3:45;
$50; 11:45.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-14
SHELTER TRAINS.

Leave hurry Street, Ely,-a. M.
$50; 9:20;-p.m., $50; 4:45;
1925.
Leave East Ely-a. m, GAO;
9:30;-p. m, 2:40; 4:55; 1875.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-09
MELODY IN TRIAL
OF Or. B0YAJ|AN
Witness Is Questioned To the Accom-.
paniment of Strains From
Hurdy-Gurdy.

Under ''melodious' conditions the
second trial OF DR.. @. X. Boyajian, who
shot and killed his nephew, Hartoon
oostanian. In the police court on
April 30. 1909, began before a jury In
Judge Connolly's court, Wednesday
morning. Throughout the greater part
or the morning the court room was
filled with tuneful airs from a hurdy-
gurdy which held forth within a short
distance OF the municipal building. A
couple OF the court room windows
were open, and the sweet strains were
waited into the court with the spring
zephyrs.
Where were you when the shots
were fired?" asked Attorney f. F.
Bumps of John Eisman. former police
court clerk, the first witness called In
the case.
i've got rings On my fingers. bells
on my toes" sang out the hurdy-
gurdy.
Didn't you see the doctors eyes
bullying out. his face red with anger
and his hair standing on end?' Mr..
Bumps continued.
elephants to ride upon, my pretty
Irish rose," interrupted the hurdy.
gurdy.
mo, didn't notice any of those
features you mention" replied Mr..
Eisman.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Ito
the tune OF the intermezzo OF Caval-
leria Rusticana), was here drummed
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-09
his SMILE DISTORTED
MOUTH; SPILLS HIS SOUP
lnJuriss For Which Physician Claimed
$4,000 mages-Awarded
, $500.

BALTIMORE, March s.-George w.
Dobbin was rendered unconscious by
injuries to his head suffered in q col
lision between his automobile and
that of Z. Holmes Bay. He sued for
$4,000 damages and testified how he
had been injured saying:
II could not laugh properly. When !
was amused, one side of my face
would smile while the other side-the
collapsed side-would not. This made
me look very funny"
$50 you could laugh only on one
side OF your face" commented Lawyer
Cotton, namely. the wrong slider"
Such a condition was embarrassing
on account Of the appearances" con-
tinued DIR. Dobbin. but there were
even more substantial troubles.
could not eat soup, for instance. For
IL put II in one side OF my mouth 1t
had q tendency to run out of the 9TH
er. This was very bad for one fond
OF the good things Of life.
MY appearance, too, was not fiat-
tering. One side Of my face was very
much collapsed, and II gave me q gro
tesque look. could not use my mouth.
either, to hold cigar, which was an
other deprivation and embarrass-
ment."
The doctor said his practice netted
him $4,000 and that he had been de-
prived OF $4,000 during his illness of
Ave months. The jury awarded him
$500.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-09
WOMAN CLERK
GETS Wlh0FAll
Mrs. Albert Z. Davis Falls Heir To
$4,000 and Nay Get 5000
More.

Mrs. Albert Z. Davis. formerly Miss
Genevieve Nichols, Of Grand Rapids
Mich. now boarding ut No. At Con
cord-ave., and employed In the china
department OF Heyn's bazaar, 10 Q
happy woman. On Monday she was
advised that she had fallen heir to
$4,000, with prospects OF getting
about $4,000 more In Ave years.
The windfall came through the
death OF an uncle, Thomas j. Nichols,
IS years old, who lived on farm near
Houghton, Mich. He died about the
end of January OF this year, worth
nearly 100000. His wife died some
years ago and his children are also
dead. Therefore, he decreed In his
Will that all his property should be
divided among seven nieces and
nephews. Two of the relatives, Myrtle
Nichols, who used to live In Hickory
Corners, near Lansing, and John T.
Nichols, whose parents live near
Myers, Mich. cannot be located. Their
shares will be placed In bank. how
ever, and kept there for i've years
according to law, and IL they are not
found In that time the money will b
divided among the other ave heirs
bringing the total of each up to abou,
5000.
Mrs. Davis went to Grand Rapids
Wednesday, to visit with relatives
She practically gave up her position
on being advised Of her good fortune
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-09
DEP0RTED UNDESIRABLE
JAILED WHEN SHE RETURNS
Anna Fraser WouIdn't stay Out Of
Country and Must Serve
30 Days.

Anna Fraser, alias Cecilia A.
Fraser, OF Chatham. Ont, was given
TO understand, Wednesday morning,
that when Uncle Sam deports an un-
desirable alien there can be no come
back" She was deported several
months ago on the ground that she
had come into the country for I'M
moral purposes. Recently she VEN
tured to return In defiance OF the gov
ernment's order OF exclusion. and this
time the government took more
stringent measures.
Miss Fraser was indicted by the
federal srand jury, Monday, on a
charge OF violating the immigration
laws and she was taken into custody.
She pleaded guilty before Judge Swan,
Wednesday morning, and was SEN
fenced to 80 days In the county jail.
After her sentence expires she. VIII
be deported.
Jack Creighton, alias Jack Kelly. In
dicted on q charge OF breaking and
entering the postoffice In East Lans-
ing, May s, 1910, when the postofice
safe was looted Of S1,700 In money,
stamps and other government proper
ty, pleaded not guilty when arraigned
Wednesday. He was taken back TO
the county jail, In default OF bail, to
await trial.
Creighton IL regarded al bad ac-
tor" and 10 believed to be q member
of q gang that has been operating
very extensively In the state. He was
captured near Plymouth about six
months ago, in company with two 9TH
ers, Gerhardt and Redmond, who are
awaiting trial on charge of breaking
into the postoffce in Jasper. The trio
were living In an old barn near Ply
mouth at the time. All have been In
tail since their capture.