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The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Should the lady in the torty-ffth representative
district and get elected to the thirteenth
ture she has threatened to do then for in the
history of Washington the Lord will be-, "a member
of the legislature.
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

When Abe Hummel the notorious New York law
yer that sinned and suffered turned his back on the
statute of liberty declaring he would never look upon
it again. and sailed for Europe it is said that the stat
ute whispered something about good rddance to bad
rubbish
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Go where you will and talk to any and everybody
and they all say in reply, to whom you intend to
vote for the counclmanic ticket and the very first
one named is Albert J. Goddard. He seems to be the
unanimous choice of every voter in the city, Goddard
seems to be the ideal candidate and he is SO be-
the people believe that he has given the tax
papers square deal and will continue to do so.
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Ugly thing are being said about two of the Jury
men thai acquitted Mrs. Kvalshaugh. The characters
of those two certainly known to the citizens
of Tacoma before they returned the verdict of acqu
tai and they should at that time have made the
accusations they making This holerng af-
ter the devil gets you is deserving of very little sym
pathy.
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Because DR.. Crichton recommended that his salary
he cut from 5000 to $3.50 per month, Dr. F. S. Bourns
resigned from the position of medical examiner of the
health and sanitary department of Seattle If his
private practice has grown to the extent that he
has then had business trying to look after the
health department for the city and his resignation
should have been handed in months ago.
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Wenatchee well is charged with the emitting
breaths of air prior to the coming of a chinook wind
In other words it has developed into a complete
weather vane. We thought the famous big red apple
of Wenatchee had been prevarcated about enough to
damn the inhabitants thereabouts for the next thou
sand centuries without adding to that a we'll story
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

while both the Gill and the Dlling meetings were
well attended and very enthusiastic, yet the George
town Gazette News ventured the opinion that Gill
the stronger of the two, What could be
expected of an ardent Gill admrer and supporter?
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

The WILDER Register kinder hits the mail the
head when it says. The members of the legislature
should continue to keep union hours, working four and
half days each week and put in for full days
each week" Sure for does not the government (tax
payers) pay the hills and is not its source of in
come never exhausting9
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

That beautiful young woman and her accomplices
may have been trying to backmai John C. Robey out
of a bunch of money but it was her striking beau
ty" we fear that first put him in position to be vic
timzed. Making NASH on every woman that
smiles at you will later land the masher in
serious trouble, and Mr.. Rober seems to have found
that out
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

If Sheriff Hodge appreciates the predlcament ne
has gotten himself in then he has great deal more Oh
the humorous in his make up than he had ever oeen
has ever been given credit for
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Representative Johnson of the Washington leglsla
tre has been asked by his constituents to resign oe
cause he has not kept his word If that rule lived
- 70 +bare would be but a darn few mem
hers left to finish up the business of the session?
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

The election next Tuesday will be straight fight
between decency and indecency with George W. Dill
ing representing the decent folk and Hiram Charles
Gill representing the indecent ones. Place an op-
poste the candidate you desire to vote for The vot
ing next Tuesday will be very simple with nothing at
issue except Gill and Ding.
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Lieutenant and Acting Governor Hay has given
way in the Times to "Ane Cadude," which has
reached the ridiculous the did the former but
how could the editor of the Times be otherwise as he
himself seems to be true case of anle and caduke
The Seattle Republican., 1911-02-03

Rear Admiral Barry of the Pacific Coast naval fleet
has rengned for the good of the service owing to the
fact that his morals were not good If all the army
and naval officers should do likewise it might be an
easy matter for the Japanese to lick this country with
out striking blow
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1911-08-25
Rheumatism

All pains and diseases REGARDLESS 50
Of name. arising from weak nerves.
and Impure blood. are easily cured by
using Oil of Eden $500 sample for
IS eents) externally and Sweet Spirits
of Eden ($3 90 sample 81 O0) intern
ally.
All orders are delivered with
charges prepaid on receipt OF price
by c. c. Medical Company. 554 N.
Worth Their Weight in Gold
Lake ST.. Lock Box 80, Reno. New.
if your druggist does not keep them
This is to certify that my rest has
been very unsettled since came to
Nevada | have had to walk the
floor at night with cramps in my
limbs and ha not been able to sit
in rocking c air or sit long upright.
This was due to fall | had a year
ago and my vie was also much dis,
tressed with her kidneys and whole
nervous system. saw the advertise
ment of Oil of Eden and Sweet Spir-
its of Eden and made up my mind to
try it and after using part of large
bottle of each we both considered
ourselves entirely well. We sleep
sound and feel contented (Signed)
G. M. Priess. Supt OF the Davenport
Independent Mining Company. Nina.
Nevada.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1911-08-25
SALEsMEN

Travelling Salesmen making small
towns are making from S. to $40 per
day carrying our pocket side line.
For particulars address, Manager.
slo-lls N. LaSalle ST., Chicago
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

American invasion. The cattlemen
we're nrst, for the range was unlim-
tied and the grasses In many parts
unsurpassed. Then came the prospec-
tors-men who from choice endure
the most severe privatlons and face
the greatest perils. Many Of these
prospectors are mining kings today.
The Mormons. also. established set.
Elements in Sonora many years ago.
and soon had built up several pros
porous communities. The Latter Day
Saints even contemplated a general
migration to this region. with the pur.
pose of making 1t the headquarters of
the church. For the sake OF freedom
from the restriction which the laws
OF the United States place about
them they were willing to undertake
the new pilgrimage. but they we're
checked by a famous Mexican, Gen.
Luis Terrasas. who owns the LARGEST
landed estate In the world Without
passing on to property OF another, one
may travel 500 miles east and west
and 200 miles north and south on the
to surrender any Of his ground to the
Mormons. and their plans were neces.
sarily checked.
Railroad building and mining devel.
opment In Sonora has been practical.
ly In the hands OF Americans. Great
mining operations have sprung into
existence and millions Of American doi.
lars have been poured into the coun.
try. Towns and cities have sprung un
In this one-time wilderness like marie
and the district 10 now the thru
greatest copper-producing section in
the world. II ID the peril that revoIu.
ton brings to these American dollar.
and American citizens who have set.
tied here that makes the problem an
acute one for Mexico.
The state Of chihuahua, bordersd On
the north BY Texas. II . large state Of
$1,000 square miles and has . popula.
ton Of about $4,000. A long noun.
tain chain. the Sierra Madre. occupies
the western part Of the state. ana the
eastern 10 high arid tableland and gen.
orally sterile In the absence Of irriga.
ton. Tho state Il rich In minerals.
including gold. silver. copper. lead. tia
and cinnibar. The great silver mines
Ct the Sierra Msdrs were formerly
very productive and some Of them ars
again being operated BY American cap.
ital under modern mining methods.
Tho chief wealth Of the people con.
sists Of herds Of cattle. horses and
mules. The ancient city Of chihuahua
ID the capital Of the stats. II 10 %
the Mexican Central railroad and has
. considerable population. II 10 proud
OF its great stone cathedral. which
cost almost . million dollars. Fog.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
WALKED OFF WITH EVIDENCE
ceu"tsrfsitss 10 Acquitted Although
Secret Service Had the Goods
on Him.

Several lawyers were diseussins
the United States secret service the
other day In the marshai's once II
The federal building. Much that they
said vas directsd At . quiet but cap
able deputy marshal. who took Il II
etbsacs until he got an opportunity 70
cesntse. The most persistent q bic
toemsuters began 70 tell Of . counter.
Ssatiag case when the severity a The
govsrnment put . good fellow" 10
5all. well. Il was diRssent ~ u NJ
eesaty." exclaimed the deputy mar
eAai. breaking into the coafab. we
ha1 the evidence on the fellow all
ssgAe" ~ eontinuel. "Hs bad naAs
oeoUe . psck q silver collars. TIE
0aly 1i6sssecs bstwesa ~ psolues
80 that q Uaeie Sans vss tAaa The
eooatssssitss ~ coapls mere
gga1os q silvee n ~ He ~ AVN
I'M q to- 0ootha. - vhe0 ~ -
oAa y eellsct ev31eoco ~ ~ boss
~ q ~ DAsay 1ellasA WAso -
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
Shaw's Modssty.

Stepping out between the acts at the
first production Of one OF his playa
Bernard Shaw said to the audiences:
What do you think Of it,"
This startled everybody for the time
being. but presently 4 man In the
pit assembled his scattered wits and
cried:
"Rotten!"
Shaw made curtsey and melted
the house with one of his Irish smiles.
MY friend" he said. Struggling his
shoulders and indicating the crowd n
front. Il quite agree with you. but
what are we two against 10 manyr
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

A. a example Of washinstoa's
ssaslsssusss. Sparks. the historian,
tells Of an occasion when Wsshingsoo
vas aroused 70 quick action upoa Dis
covsrinG . posehsf % bic grousaA
Hearing the discsarss Of . sus ~
mounted bis hosss and. ridias 10 he
directioo Of the sound. sooe fouad Tie
Intruder. who quickly Jumped isto his
canoe md paddls1 out iato The river
Washtngtoa reds Instantly late tAs
water - spite Of The poacAer's threat.
saing hin With Ais fowting plece: 40
eetsiag he boaa. ~ drew h - ~
shoee. lisafns1 ~ pessAee ~ oAvo
hin . soan1 tAsasAlas tAsa ~ thsfo.
-vso0 u. 4 oe1ea's .'asAlageeo's
N )QAsrov 0Deaoeg' y q ltiehelaA
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
GOOD Jokes
INDEPENDENCE.

II you would Independent be.
These things you must not 90:
Ask any ono to favor thee
Or for aSsistancs sue.
You must not stoop to do . wron&.
Or ever be unjust.
For evil In a ruler strong.
That cries aloud. You mustF
Nor mus. you compromise With sin
Or parley in the night.
And though you lose or though you WA
Care not. II you are right
II you would independent b.
And servitude dsown,
The path OF right you frst must So
Then travel II alone.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
A Olt Of oresm.

A woman who wanted . bit Of green
for her drawing.room and was not at.
tSaetcd BY the conventional window
box idea. has created really charming
effect BY the use At . plaster bracket
on which Ia placed Al Ordinary red
clay pot holding an English ivy. The
bracket. which Was bought u plaster
cast shop for 3s cents. 10 q classic pat
tern and ivory In tone. The ivy has
already grown. 10 that Il fAlls well
over the pot. and Il 10 expected pres
entity TO reach out more ambitiousiy
These brackets are peoviAsd With sup
ports. through which small nails may
b thrust to fastes then 70 The vail
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

torn by revolt is ohicially
called the United Mexican
States" was one Of the two
great vice-royalties of Spain in
the new world. Mexico and Peru
represented the dominions OF a terri
tory extending from the underlined
north to the extremity OF South Amer
lea Mexico as New Spain retained
its Identity. but Peru was subdivided
into Rio de la Plata (Buenos Aires).
New Granada. and the original Peru.
mately resulted In the independence
Of the nation began in 1910. but sue
cess was not attained until the estab-
lishment Of Independence from Spain
In 1921. The first Mexican congress
was held In 1922. when a regency was
installed and an emperor was named.
II Is in the northern provinces Of
Mexico. Sonora and chihuahua. where
revolt and sedttion Is rife and where
the revolutionary forces are the
strongest
Northern Mexico. where perhaps
significant history Ia being made to-
day. has long been the battle ground
OF the races In North America. Cen.
turtles before the Spanish conquest.
the Pueblos. or village-making Indians.
came here from parts unknown and
erected their quaint houses. pursuing
their peaceful industrial occupations.
The ruins OF these towns are found to-
day sometimes buried deep under
SAnd-drift or old lake bed. About the
thirteenth century there came an
other migration from the north. the
race of savages that never has been
eQualed In the world for cruelty-the
fierce and unrelenting Apache Indians
They swept through the villages Of
the gentle Pueblos like = scourge.
butchering and laying waste. and driv.
ing the terrified and helpless villagers
far up into tho Sierra Madrs noun.
tains. where they chung among tho
peaks unit; they persisted. Before
their race was run the Apaches com.
plotely destroyed not only these Pueb.
loa. but also the results OF their civili
sattos.
Then came the nght between
Apache and American. and the events
of this struggle. which was ended only
recently. are among the most thrill
ing and picturesque 10 American his
tory. Miles. IAwton. and ChaRee are
familiar names In these chapters. and
the overcoming OF the tsnacity and
strange. fierce courage OF the, last
great lighting Indians Of the United
States has even Its pathos a. we'll -
i0 no,o OF absorbing. exciting inter.
est
Following the Apsches began the
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
Fashionable Trousers.
Right here and now
We speak our mind:
We will not wear
The skin-tight kindi
0smorallsIns Example.

osmorailxIns Example.
Man with the Bullying Brow-Why
do you want to take . taxicab when
you can get an ordinary cab for about
half the money?
Man with the Bulbous Nose-what
do care how much II costs! don't
expect to pay for It In either case
I'm going to pass the debt on to pos
terity. Just the same ~ . big city
does.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
NOT TO DC MADE LIGHT or.

Marie Dressler il a. famous for her
epigrams a. she IL for her generosity.
An actor 1t the opera house was re-
calling one Of her Justly famous hits
Of repartee.
Miss Dressler was inviting her
friends to . birthday party.
"Therell be . birthday cake. ! sup
poser someone remarked.
Yes. there'u bs . cake. never fear"
was the reply.
And candles. Of eourse1" vent on
the alleged wit
my friend" said Miss Dressier,
this 10 to be birthday party. not
. torchlight procession. "-Rochester
Herald.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
A Quick Decision.

7 have a new play. entitled Con
gress." said the enthusiastic dramat
list
1T won't do" replied the veteran
manager. You couldn't make q
properly realistic without having too
much dialogue and not enough actioa.s
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
hesdIns Him on.

Our rooms are - . day Including
meals. ! should like To call your at.
tsation to the fact that the laws OF
this state provide . severe penalty for
attempted suicide"
But good heavens! man. have no
desire 70 commit suicide"
-Bst you may when you have been
here for Q Whilo."
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

man was placed on trial the learned
member OF the bar were permitted
TO satisfy their curiosity By handling
the countsrfsits. But the man was
acquitted" "How was that?" ooe Of
the lawyers wanted TO know. "You
- the lawyers walked OF with the
evidence They didn't leave . single
dollar" vas The rsply.-Phiiadslphia
Times.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
MANAGERS Revenge.

Author see you gave Blinks a
important part in this play. thought
you were not good friends.
Manager-That's all right. He gets
mobbed In the last act by q bunch q
supers.
But that's all stage play"
mot this time. have selected
these supers from among his credit
ors."-Life
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
His ouslI6estloNo.

Writing to the leader OF . string
orchestra an East Chester aspirant for
Q position vas requested to state his
qualifications. Complying By mail. he
said, among other thing:
yours reed. can play 0dls md
some on tromboan. also sillyfoan.
Have played foot At parties. but pre-
fer pickleos. Respt.. o. ~"
"P. S.-HAve taken - lessons oo
the gatar. Would b. willing 10 teach
myself tho eornit Terms. union rats.
Respt.. 70. NJ
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
Explerins shs cstae emb..

Thus the inquisitive boarder:
What has become Of the old fash.
toned woman who used to call Q wed.
ding reception an tnfAre?''
Response By the white haired
boaSdoe:
Il think she married the old fash.
ioasd man who used to crack his
knucklss regularly twice . day."
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
No Good.

No Good.
i hear your husband II broken dow.
from business worry. Why doesn't h
90 to Europe TO take some Of thu 49,
there?"
Ills lawyer Is trying to ct In
some OF those immunity baths nov.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
Not the Rleht Con-.

visitor--How do you like your new
minister?
Mrs. MuGgs-He won't last very
long. His wife Il too worldly minded"
Really"
Yes. It's perfectly scandaious. All
her dresses At her"
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
An Accurate statement.

An Accurate Statement.
rs you goin' duck huntin'?" asked
Miss Miami Brown.
No" replied Mr.. Erastus Pinkley.
Il isn't gwine special after ducks. An
10 sufnciently acquainted VIII de
premises IL movin' ON 80 dat won't
have to hunt"
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
Wall Meant.

A description Of wedding In ths
Evening News explains that the briAe
was charminsly though becomingiy
dressed" II reminds Us Of the 70
portcr's note: The patient II mueh
better. though DR.. Brown IL still In a.
tendance. BLACK and White.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
Skiing Him Un

oN'H0 MIN Up.
What 10 your namsr'
my name 10 Norvsl.' answered IL
prisoner. "on the Grampian hills ~
father feeds his nocks."
This gent is evidently In the shsss
business. commented the desk 81.
seant. Make inquiries around the ~toch
yards. boys"
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

Mrs. Nubr'ds-l am hsartbroksa. I
nna mat my husband doesn't 49,,
he my ideal IN the slightest.
Nh. wiss-Thsn take my aAv,ea
my dear. and try 70 make you, Isss
resemble yoar husband.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

4 Scare Ter the Wolf.
DO you think could keep The wolf
from the door BY my singing." asked
the musical young man.
"You couIA." replied Miss Cayenne.
ri the wolf had any sort Of an ear
for 0usic.''
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

vho 0oQvo0eo.
1T was very romantic" says The
frssnd. "hs proposed 70 hss II he
autonoAilo."
"Yss." ws murnur encouraSingiy.
"AnA she acesptsd him Ia The hoe.
STABILIZE.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29
In 1aae.

ia this proposition Of yours for q
chicken farm for fairf'
mo. should say Il u for fowl.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

III you happen TO hear a io.A 49,.
Nor
~ 10 probably aaotAse Anas4e..
seSsSss sessrieS ~ DsitaeA poeeasAs
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1911-04-29

Jinks-How did they happen 10 aro
tnat new stenosrapher? I thousht
she was a hard workerf
Binks-So did the boss. until ~
discovered she was practicing her p
ano exercise on the typswriter.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-03-02

Miss Flora Dufrene and lady
friend from Minneapolis were Sank
Centre visitors Monday. They at
tended the hard times dance, return
ing to the city on the early morning
train.
Mrs. w. A. Barr returned last week
to Chicago after an extended visit
here with her parents. A few days
later she left with her brother Will
Parker, for New Orleans to see the
sights at the Mardi Gras. She will
remain south some time.
n. w. Ferguson of the National
Rating League was in Sank Centre
last week in the interest of his con-
Germ. The League is business pro-
position, organized for the purpose of
collecting bad debts. 1t does what
it claims to do and does it well.
Sam Chenoweth, who recently pur.
chased the Nick Roerig farm near
this city, arrived this week from I'LL
nois and is now settled on the farm.
Mr.. Chenoweth is an experienced
farmer and expects to make good in
Stearns county.
Don't fail to look over the big white
goods sale at The Leader Mond ay.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-03-02

Chan Harmon came up Tuesday
from Minneapolis for visit of few
days with his many friends and ac-
Quaintances here.
Judge NJ. d. Taylor and P. NJ.
Woodward his stenographer, passed
through Sank Centre Monday enroute
to Alexandra for term of court.
Miss Cora Dummert, who has po-
sition as operator with the North
western Telephone Exchange Com
pany at st. Paul, spent Sunday here
with her parents.
There will be an adjourned meeting
of the stockholders of the NorthWes-
tern Radiator Co. at the firemen's
rooms, city hall, Friday night of this
week at 7:3O Matters of vital i'm
portancs will come up and every
stockholder is requested to be present.
Miss Phoebe Hudson has accepted a
position as secretary to the president
of the State Normal at Valley City,
N. D. Miss Hudson spent part of the
winter here attending the business
college and fitting herself for the kind
of work she is now called on to do.
She is qualified to fill the position
satisfactorily.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-03-02

Jas. Ingram returned Saturday
night from Battle Creek, Mich. where
he spent six weeks in the search OF
health. Mr.. Ingram comes back
greatly invigorated and looking fine.
His many friends are glad to see him
at his accustomed place once more.
C. M. Sprague left Sunday for West
Baden, Ind, expecting to be absent
from home ten days or two weeks.
Mr.. Sprague, who has been in poor
health for some weeks past, goes to
the famous resort for treatment. G.
j. Lofgren of Ada, MIMI, accom-
panied him.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. w. Lee and Mr..
and Mrs. F. C. Lee of Duluth were
guests here few days last week OF
Mr.. and Mrs. L. w. Gingery. N. w.
Lee has recently returned from a trip
to Cuba. He says he greatly prefers
the United States as a place of resi-
dence.
John Lehnhieser and son Elmer Of
Detroit, Mich, are visiting at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. John Becker
Mr.. Lehnhieser and Mr.. Becker are
brother-in-laws and this lis the firs1
time they have met for thirteen years