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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
Her Way.

Mrs. Woggs-So you keep your hus- band home evenings? l suppose you put his slippers where he can find 'em?
 Mrs. Boggs-No; I put his over- shoes where he can't.-Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
ALL RUN DOWN.
A Typical Case of Kidney Trouble and
 How It Was Cured.

A. J. Adams, PAP Rose St, Roseburg, Ore, says: My back aehed fiercely for hours and then eased up only to leave me so weak couId hardly move.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

tion to chain up the dogs on Sunday and Wednesday afternoons, in order to insure their presence on ehurning days.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

It's easier for a shiftless man to make friends than to make good.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

Clear white clothes are a sign that the housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 oz. package, 5 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOwt If so, use Red Cross Ball Blue. It will make them white as snow. OF. package 5 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

A man is seldom arrested for strik ing an attitude.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces in6amma
 ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
Mo Rest Grade

No one grade of dairy products is best suited for all conditions
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

It's awfully hard for dyspeptics to pose as optimists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

Ambition is a longing that makes some men near-great.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
A Good Score.

Whats bogey at your suburb?" Forty cooks a year. Lost year we had only forty-one." Exchange.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM a42. Take the leo1 od standard GROVES PASTEL Kss The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it is simply Quinine and Iron n taste less form. The Qunne drives out the malaria and the iron builds up the system. Sold by all dealers for 30 years. Price 50 cents
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
IndivjdualitV and Environment

In determining the profitableness of a breed, one should not overlook the influence of Individuality and en- vironment.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

All married men are heroes. but they can't always prove it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

gone. This great medicine has also cured me of scrofula, which had troubled me from childhood" Mrs. c. M. Root, Box 25, Gilead, Conn.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

and had to clutch something to keep from failing. I grew worse and for weeks was unable to work One thing after another I tried without relief and then I began with Doan's Kidney Pills. I now feel like a different per son.
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

Selfpossession implies the capacity for self-restraint, self-compulsion, and self-direction.-W H. Thomson.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

too long, or they will not be stiff enough to drag out the dirt. This will be found handy in cleaning stairs, cor ners and other places which cannot be reached by a common broom.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
OPERATING CHURN BY FOOT
After ndstone-PIunser Con- nection Attached.

Hundreds of churns of all kinds have been invented in past years, but
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05
That Tired Feeling

That comes to you every spring is sign that your blood is wanting in vitality, just as pimples and other eruptions are signs that it is impure. Do not delay treatment; begin at once to take simply because it
 
 efficiency the of real or
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-05

Wealth is a bubble that some men try to enlarge by blowing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
COUNTRY WIDE MOVEMENT
Foes of tuberculosis Have Plan to
Use Most Powerful Weapon
on Earth.

April 80 has been set aside this year
as Tuberculosis Day" and will be OBJ.
served in 100000 churches in the
country in a manner similar to that
OF Tuberculosis Sunday" in 1916.
when 10000 sermons were preached
Oh the prevention of tuberculosis. ~:
the first official announcement of tie
occasion, made by the national assa-
citation for the Study and Prevention
OF Tuberculosis, the leaders OF the
movement state that they hope to en-
list all of the 33,0O0,00O church mem
bers in country.
In one respect tuberculosis day will
differ from Tuberculosis Sunday Of
1910. Instead of requesting the
churches to give to the tuberculosis
cause special Sunday service, the
national association 10 going to ask
this year that meetings, at which the
subject of tuberculosis and it's pre-
vention can be discussed, be held on
Sunday, April 80, or on any other day
near that date. either in the week
preceding or the week following
What we want" says Mr.. Living
ston Farrand executive secretary of
the National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis In q
report on this movement lis to have
this whole subject OF tuberculosis dis
eusseG IN all of the 100000 churches
of the United States at as nearly the
same time as possible
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
a Transaction in Stamps.

The stamp vending machines in
stalled in many stores and shops about
the city arc not favored by a woman
who hurried into drug store in Mas
sachusetts avenue several days ago
Whern there is a branch post Office
How do you sell your two-cent
stamps?" she inquired indignantly.
Two cents apiece, replied l'assett.
Well. that's all right she replied
while she iishcd in her purse for a
coin This is the fifth place | have
visited after stamps At all the other
places they had those slot machines
where you have to spend nickel for
two two-cent stamps. made up my
mind not to be held up If ! had to
walk all over the city. Give me two
stamps.
The woman laid down a dime and
hurried out with two two-cent stamps,
leaving six cents in change lying on
the show case She did not RETURN
Indianapolis News.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
Ignorance.

Laura Jean Iibbey. discussing in
Brooklyn her appearance on the
stage, said.
Il talk in my monologue about love.
marriage and the other interests of
the heart On these subjects women,
especially young women, are strangely
ignorant.
They really make me think, you
know, of the little girl who was asked
by her teacher:
what can you tell us of Solo
mon?'
solomon, replied the little girl
was very fond of animals
And how, my DEAR said the
teacher, do you make that out?'
BECAUSE answered the little
girl, the Bible says he had five hun
bred porcupines.'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
ENLIST AID OF CHURCHES
Powerful Weapon Brought to Bear in
the Fight Against Tuber-
culosis.

Just how serit>ls problem tubercu-
losis is to the average church, and in
just what ways pastors are called up
on to minister to those suffering from
this disease, is the subject of an in
vestigation which the national asso-
citation for the study and prevention
of tuberculosis is conducting in con-
nection with its plans for tuberculo-
sis day on April 30 Statistics are
being gathered from thousands of
ministers regarding this subject, and
among other figures the number of
deaths last year from tuberculosis in
the church congregation will be given.
1t is planned to place these statistics
together with other educational ma
terial, in the hands of every minister
i'm the country for his use in connec-
ton with tuberculosis day. Millions
OF circulars and pamphlets on the pre-
vention OF tuberculosis will also be
issued, both from the national office
and from the headquarters of the $50
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. associations who will
cooperate in the movement.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
ut seems to me that our new maid
ought at least to know how to serve
water, if she was six years with her
last employer"
We'll, it's not surprising, dear.
know her last employer
a Corner in Candles.

AS an example of trusts and monop.
olies prevalent even in that early day
it may be mentioned thar in 1850 one
benjamin Crabb obtained the excius-
i've right to make sperm candles in
Massachusetts for IA wears
A year later, however, q factory was
started in Providence, X. | and with.
in the decade there were eight fac
tories in New England and one in
Philadelphia. Their output greatly re
duced the price Of candles, which not
long before sold for FIVE sldllings a
pound. In those days $l25 WAS worth
fully three times as much as it is now
From the Designer
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
To Arra,,ne Flowers

Here are five golden rules which
should be observed by those who often
Put your flowers in very lightly. Use
artistic glasses. Do not put more than
two Or at the most, three different
kinds of flowers in one decoration.
Arrange your colors to form Il bold
contrast or. better still, a soft har-
mony. The aim of the decorator should
be to show off the fiowers--not the
vases that contain them; therefore the
simpler ones are far preferable to
even the most elaborate. Glasses fol
a dinner table should be either white
n delicate shade OF green. or rose col
or according TO the flowers arranged
in them.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
The Walkers.

James nj. Beck, the famous corpora
ton lawyer OF New York. is native
of Philadelphia, and to Philadelphia
he often returns to see his old
friends.
Mr.. Beck, at a recent banquet in
Philadelphia, defended corporations
with an epigram
THE trust buster and the Socialist
may do what they please he said
but mankind will still be divided into
two great classes-tho who walk to
get an appetite for their dinner, and
those who walk to get dinner fol
their appetite"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
Ones Own Heaven and He'll

Most OF our grief comes from With
in We torture and torment our very
souls Each man makes his heaven
each man makes his hell Each man
knows when and where he is right,
just as he knows when and where he
is wrong Each man realizes Just
where and when he is weak, and when
and where he is strong But many
take entirely too many liberties with
themselves Exchange
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
ECZEMA GONE, BoILs CURED

My son was about three weeks old
when noticed Il breaking-out on his
,aaeks. from which a watery sub
stance oozed. A short time after, his
arms, shoulders and breast broke out
also, and in few days became solid
scab became alarmed, and called
our family physician, who at once pro
nounced the disease eczema. The lit
tie fellow was under his treatment
Cor about three months by the end
of that time, he seemed no better.
became discouraged, and as had
read the advertisements OF Cuticura
Remedies and testimonials OF a great
many people who had used them with
wonderful success, ! dropped the doc
tors treatment, and commenced the
use of Cuticura Soap and Ointment,
chanse. The eruption on his cheeks
was almcrt healed, and his shoulders,
arms and breest were decidedly bet
ter. When he was about seven
months old all trace of the eczema
was gone.
During his teething period, his
head and face We're broken out in
oils which cured with Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Surely he must
have been a great sufferer During the
lime of teething and from the time 1
dropped the doctors treatment, | used
the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint-
ment, nothing else, and when two
years old he was the picture OF health.
His complexion was soft and beauti-
lul, and his head a mass of silky curls.
had been afraid that he would never
be WE'LL and | feel that / owe a great
dssl 10 the Cuticura Remedies
| (Signed) Mrs. Mary w. Ramsey, 224
Z. Jackson ST., Colorado Springs,
/ Colo, Sept "a, 1910.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
Knees Became Stiff
Five Years of Severe Rheumatism

The cure of Henry Y. Goldstein. "a
Barton Street Bosom Mass. is anoth-
or victory by Hoods Sarsaparllla.
This great medicine has succeeded in
many cases where others have utterly
failed MIR. Goldstein says: 81 suf-
fered from rheumatism FIVE years. 1t
kept me from business and caused ex-
cruciatng pain. Ny knees would be-
come as stiff as steel. ! tried mary
medicines without reltof, then took
Hoods Sarsaparilia, soon felt much
better, and now consider myself en-
tirely cured. I recommend Hoodr"
Get it today in usual liquid fern Or
cnccolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
That Essential Struggle.

There are men who go through life
without ever getting what one would
cali throwdown or set-back-they
never get to know what it means to
face rough or tough weather. Their
way is sliclled and paved. They seem
to miss the one great essential thing
in every success-the struggle; days
when everything looks as though one
is about done for and ready to cave in.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
Clutches or Biers.

Richard Croker. at a dinner in New
York expressed distrust for aero
planes.
There's nothing underneath them
he said. IF the least thing goes
wrong. down they DROP
81 said to a Londoner the other
day:
"'How is your son getting on since
he bought a flying machine"
Ion crutches. like the rest of
them, the Londoner repned."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
A Woman,s Reason.

Why asks the inquisitive person,
do you enjoy having some one tell
you that you are pretty, when you
know you are not? Does it make you
believe that YOU are?"
NO" she answers readily. But it
makes me believe that he believes
am. Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
TO Economic Space

"But why is it that you always serve
toast with each slice stood up on
edge?"
! "Oh, just got into the habit; You
knew we lived in fiat when we We're
first married"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
His opinion.

Nephew-W What do you think of the
opera?
Uncle Josh-Them women in tn
boxes ought to be able to raise enough
money on their diamonds to buy some
clothes with, by iinks!
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
EnI;nhtennlent.

"A burlesque,' said the occasional
,heater.goer, is sort of take-off,
isn't it,"
1T is" replied Miss Cayenne, "if
you Judge it by tie costuming."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

IAN the neighbors have done the
same thing. That leaves me with
money on my hands that nobody
wants, &C borrow
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
The Latest Golf Story.

Two Scotchmen met and exchanged
the small talk appropriate to the hour.
AS they were parting to go supper
ward, Sandy said to Jock:
Jock mon. I'll go We a roond on
the links i'm the norm.
1.-The morrn?" Jock repeated doubt
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Sufferers will pfofit muci, from DR.. VIM.
y Marr,' .'prae,Eeai Study OF Piles. their
,ause prevented ,nd cure sent free by
d. Ransom, Son r. Co., Buffalo. N. \.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Diahthcria Quinsy and Tonsilitis begin
with sore throat How much better to
cure Il sore throat in a day or two than to
h. in bed for weeks with Diphthera.
just keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
vsaaries of Finance,

u understand you have paid the
mortgage off your place"
Yep" replied Farmer Corntossel
Then why do you complain of hard
u:
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces infiammil-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
Inherited.

llnocker Jones has bad memory
Booker His mother never knew
what We're trumps and his father
c,nldnt remember anything on the
witness stand
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

There are many kinds of pleasures
and some of them aren't so pleasant
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

DR.. Pierces Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bowels
Sugar coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

WHY suffer with eye troubles. quick re-
lief by using PETrIT'S EYE SAIVE, 25c.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, Ny.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

No man ever knows how much he
misses when he loses chance of Civ,
ing pleasure.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02
4 q NV ti,e Nose

PA. what is d leading woman'?"
Any woman, my son. Boston
Transcript
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

AYE weel," said Sandy. "I'll go
We. But l had intended TO get mar
ried in the norm"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QGlNINE Look for
the signature OF Il. W. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure u Cold in One Day. 25c
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

The manly nan makes altogether
the best womants man.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Aye, mon, the NORM" said Sandy
I'm go We roond on the links the
,nnrrn'.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Be live wire, but don't burn your
associates.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Many mistake soft words for tender.
loving ways.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

Piles CURED IN 6 Toll DAYS
Your d.ultdst will refund money f PALt) tjtNT.
hEN'T fails to cure any ease Of ltchlns. blnd
B!eeuiu; or p,o,ruding Piles in 10 IA days ~.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-02

There is no moral health without
human helpfulness.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-06
Weather Forecast For Week

Washington, March 5.-lndications
are that the present week will be
one of moderate temperature with
considerable cloudiness and well dis
tributed precipitation, according to
the prediction of the weather bureau.
The principal disturbance to cross
the United States during the week
is now off the Pacific coast, whence
it will move eastward, crossing the
middle west Tuesday and Wednes-
day and the eastern states by We'd
nesday. This disturbance will be pre-
ceded by rising temperature and ac-
companied by general precipitation.
1t will be followed by a change to
colder weather in the northern and
central districts from the Rocky
mountains to the Atlantic coast DUR
ing the latter part of the week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-06
Learn Shorthand at Home.

use your spare time at home and
learn shorthand" will be the slogan
OF the Selvidge Business College mail
department, within a short time. Prof
Selvidge, president of that institution
has been induced to organize this de-
partment by many letters coming to
him from prospective students. In
speaking today Of the new department
Prof. Selvidge said it would in no wav
interfere with the work of the school
he has already established, and in fact
he is of the opinion that the new de-
partment will result in bringing more
pupils to the college here. When a
student has finished the course usual
ly he seeks dictation work and will
come to the college for a few days un
til he becomes proficient in taking
dictation.
The success Of this department will
be assured from the day it starts. Prof
Selvidge is a man who always does a
little more than he promises to de-
and wherever you find a Selvidge
graduate you find booster for the
Selvidge school.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-06
DEGREE STAFF TO OKLAHOMA
]. o. o. F. Team Will Attend Grand
Lodge at McAIester

Dallas, Texas, March 5.-The Oak
Cliff Odd Fellows degree staff will
attend the meeting of Odd Fellows
grand lodge of Oklahoma at McAles-
ter, Okla, April 10 to Is, for the
purpose of presenting two produc.
tions of their dramatized degree
work One of these will be given
April IL for Odd Fellows only and
another will be given April 12 for
the public.
The production on the second
night will be the first public produc-
ton the degree staff has given. 1t
will be ap resentation of Outside
the Heavenly Gates" Biblical story
arranged by ]. o. Gill and w. D.
Trotter. Fifty costumes will be used
in the production.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-06
GARRETT GETS
SMOOTH GIRAFFE
SMOOTH OPERATOR NOW IN THE
COUNTY JAIL AWAITING TRIAL
ON FORGERY TRIAL.

Another operator made a mistake
and landed in the wrong town. The
fellow made his getaway from Gai-
weston, Texas, from Valiant, Okla
homa, and from another Texas town
or two, and tried TO work his rabbit
foot in Ardmore and today he is the
guest of Sheriff Garrett at the free
county boarding house.
\. Z. Folsom, former real estate
dealer and loan agent, former assist
ant cashier of a bank at Canadian,
blew into this town vsc -'ednes-
day. He was identified at the Guar
anty State Bank as A. +. Folsom
by Mark Kirkpatrick and cashed a
$1,000 draft on the American Nation.
al Bank of McAlester. The eX-banker
had very clever piece of paper
drawn and it, got the money as the
same piece of paper did before in
other towns. The Bankers Associa-
ton knew there was forger oper-
ating, and had their detectives out
after him, but the Carter county sher-
iff beat them to their game.
Folsom cashed the draft last We'd
nesday, the forgery was discovered
Friday. Cashier Hannah got busy
with the phone and with the wires,
Sheriff Garrett was busy in the
meantime and phoned to Oklahoma
City, where Folsom was found and
placed under assert. The sheriff went
after him Sunday and brought him
here this morning and placed him
in Jail. Folsom had sent his wife in
McAlester a portion of the money.
lie was the proud owner Of lew
diamond ring, a ruby pin surrounded
with small diamonds, new grip, and
had in his possession $405 in cash.
Folsom said the money belonged to
the Guaranty State Bank at Ardmore,
and he was willing for them to have
it. He told of the deal he made in
Galveston, and told of the size of
the draft there and of the amount
he received. He also told of the
Valiant deal and intimated that one
or more deals of the same kind were
made in Texas towns. Folsom is a
Indian, but looks more
like a full-blood. He is a man of
nice appearance and has wife in
McAlester. He said his wife krew
nothing of how he was obtaining the
money which he had been sending
to her.