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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13

Hushey Duffy, the White Sox manager.
tells how Mike Kelley. the old-time star
catcher. broke him Of the habit Of using
had language on the ball held. Kelley
made me realize how bad swearing sound
ana Kicked on q strike. Ut Yves right
over. kid.' he said. called him . liar.
with an oath. Kel didn't say . word
back. Had he said something. would
have thought nothing more OF Il. but. I
was bothered because he didn't reply.
nm sorry, Kel. told him after the
game. and got to thinning about what
I had said. and made UP my MIND never
to use that kind Of language again"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13

STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
W. L. Pet. W. L. Pct.
z!:::s':::: 1'ss sf s% $ss
BY consistently hammering Munich and
Grace at opportune times the Treasurer,
trimmed the Auditors in this circuit yes
terday. score 13 to 3. The Treasurerites'
heavy sluggers garnered eight hits In
five inning Of play and these. mixed with
numerous bases on balls and costly errors,
gave the game to the league leaders.
Munich had not recovered from his
strenuous pitching Of last Wednesday
and his offerings were rudely jolted in
the opening round. Cooke. first up,
singled clearly over the infield. On the
hit-and-run play Young slammed a safe
one over second. Herring walked land
when Jones sent screaner to left. Cooke
and Young scored. Another walk. some
good base running and an error sent
two more over the pan for the Treasurer
ties.
Cooke pitched clever game, only al
lowing three scattered hits and passing
no one to the initial sack. Two runs
were scored in the second inning, when
hit and some slow fielding. mixed with
an error. sent two of the Auditors over
the pan. The last run came as a result Of
single by Grace, two stolen bases and
q fielders choice.
Tyler, the crack third sacker Of the
Alexandria Cardinals. made his debut
Eastern High School star was on first
for the former champs. but neither Of the
new men could touch Cooke at the bat.
Early, at first for the Treasurers. fur.
he smothered Loveless' high foul in the
third inning. He also handled a number
Of difficult throws in approved manner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13
OLYMPIA LEAGUE.
TODAY'S GAME:
Southland W.. Braddock.

On account Of most Of its players
participating in the Righteousness game.
Sligo was unable to present nine men on
the field. and Emmanuel Baptist was
awarded the game. AS both teams are
about matched, q good game was ex-
pected. and q good-sized crowd was dis
appointed at the outcome.
Today's game between Braddock and
Southland should be close. Both teams
are playing good ball. and II Ebert Of
Southland and Benton Of Braddock twirl
an excellent game should result.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13
MARQUETTE LEAGUE.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
TODAY'S GAME:
Naval Medics VS.. Company

TODAY'S GAME:
Naval Medics VS.. Company X.
A burlesque on base ball. entitled "How
the Game Should Not Be Played" was
given in the Marquette League yesterday
afternoon by the Indian ONCE team,
when it played the st. Stephens tribe
before one Of the largest crowds Of the
season. When the comedy had gone but
two acts. or innings. st. Stephens had al
ready put nineteen runs across the pan
and in the last two innings Of the con-
test. IL such it may be called, sent four
more men across, making the total o
runs to the Indian Office teams 4. IT'S q
cruel world.
Smith who was in the box for the In
dian once team, might be called the lead
ing man in this Comedy Of Errors'' and
he was touched up for a series of thirty
hits. most Of them good for extra bases,
and every man on the st. stephens team
getting ono or more hits. His support in
this act was almost as good as his pitch
Ing, ten errors being made by hts team,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13

Bass fishing In the District will be per-
mitted tho 10Th of this month. the law
having been amended SO as to accom-
modate the anglers who 60 on fishing
trips the day before Decoration day.
There IL practically no small-mouth bass
fishing to be done in the District. Big
mouth bass are plentiful, however, especi-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13

near Edes mill Wednesday afternoon. the
first fish OF the kind caught UP the river
this season, and now the other anglers
are almost willing to abandon perch fish
ing to try their luck for the game striped
bass.
Not only did Mr.. Goldenberg start the
season with the first rock Wednesday.
but he and Willard Robey led all the
, afternoon. catching greater numbers and
larger fish than the others.
The two anglers spent three hours on
the river and went ashore with more
than $50 fish. One Mississippi catfish
weighed more than three and one-half
pounds. while the perch were good pan
fish. A dozen Of them were extra large.
"col" John W. Hurley had such great
sport on the river near Edes mill Sunday
that he returned Wednesday afternoon
with James p. Roots to give the fish an
other trial.
1t was a case Of fish or no count"
with the two anglers when they started
to pull in. It was some little time before
either of them made motion. and when
Jim Roots felt something tugging at his
line he started calling "Fish!'' and pull
ing in:
bait he had used. COL" Hurley refused
to accept the statement that the poison
cat was a fish. but he gave in 6 few sec
onds later, when two big white perch
came to the surface Of the water.
The anglers filled a bucket with pan
fish. They had promised punches of fish
to more than a score Of friends. but as
they did not have enough to 90 around
they simply sent their regrets.
Jesse Middleton and W. G. Kent gave
the pike trial Sunday at Cockpit, a
favorite fishing place near Cherry Hill,
Va. They fished with live bait and spoon,
and landed half q dozen fish.
Perch fishing is probably good at Cock
pit, but the anglers who tried their luck
there Sunday fished only for the larger
fish. The water was In splendid condi-
ton. and they were disappointed at not
getting a larger number Of fish. although
the wind was not favorable and the water
was rough.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13
WEATHER.
Fair Tonight and Sunday, With Cooler Tenn
perature.
CONDITION OF THE WATER.

CONDITION OF THE WATER.
Temperature and condition of Great Falls
Temperature 72 condition. g. Daecarlia reservoTempera-
ture condition north connection, condition south
nection Georgetown distributing 68
condition inAuent gatehouse g. condition euen gate
house. g.
UP-RIVER WATERS.
Special tpsteo The Star.
HARPERS FERRY w. Va, May 13.-Both rivers clear.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13
INDEPENDENCE LEAGUE,

TODAY'S GAME
Saint Paul VS.. Shamrock A. c.. at North
Capitol and v streets. Game called
at 6:45.
Nutwell. St Martins star left-hander
was In f1ne fettle yesterday, and as a re.
suit his team broke its losing streak
winning from Manhattan to 2. The
contest was not as good as the result,
might lead one to believe. but at times
the excitement ran high and In the las,
inning 1t looked as though the losers
would tie the score.
Nutwell always has been O hoodoo tc
the Manhattan nine. last year admins.
tering an unexpected defeat that kept Il
from the bunting. In the other games
that Nutwell has been on tho mound thi,
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SUBURBAN LEAGUE.

STANDING OF THE CLUBS
W. L. Pot. ". L Pct.
P:rs 7i..:.:: i .sSS s:oes':ad: : ! 30:
Silver Spg. .. 1857 Brentwood. o 8 ZOO
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SOUTHERN RY. LEAGUE.

STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
w. L. Pet W. L. Pct
TreasurerS. 8 O1.OOO Bookkeepers I 900
Auditors. 800 LaW q 600
TrAH1c I SOO
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Early, at first for the Treasurers, fur
nished the feature play OF the game when
he smothered Loveless' high foul in the
third inning. He also handled a number
Of difficult throws in approved manner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13

Ty Cobb recently broke his favorite
bat In consequence Of which he 70 now
eaAting at the rate Of only .422 per cent.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-13

Jim Elicit. the captain Of the Column
bia team. felded well at the second
sack. while Weaver. on first, was in
tho game with both feet.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
HILL FIREFIGHTERS
HOSTS TO COMRADES
Highland Park Company Is
Host to Other Fire
men of the CITY

The Highland Park fire department
members were the hosts TO the fire
men of the city, both volunteer and
regulars. at a little party at their fire
station on the hill Friday night. Nearly
40 friends Of the Cremen We're pres
ent at the gathering and eats and
stories and music were passed out for
the entertainment OF the guests
good time was provided by the hill
fire fighters for their guests who gath
cred around the big warm stove in the
apparatus room. and while the smokes
were lighted. stories were exchanged
and bottles of Sarsaparila and white
pop were distributed for the men who
We're thirsty.
Charlie Newman. the president OF the
Highland Park company was the mas
ter Of ceremonies and had a program
arranged which got to every one. Be
sides he had some sandwiches and
salads that made all eat until they had
to take the car home. Ed kneeZell. who
was elected president Of the volunteer
association at the last meeting, spoke
to the fire boys and told about some
OF the experiences the old volunteer
companies had w H. futile who has
held nearly every position i'm the old
volunteer crowd told of the many
battles the local hose teams had with
the Albuquerque bunch.
Capt. n. III. Files. of the Highland
Park company, showed that q fireman
can do something else besides protect
the property Of citizens from fire. and
PLAYED his Guitar and sang several
songs The captain had a trio composed
of himself. Ralph Taylor and J. r
Murph and they were all singers and
musicians
After the social session was over
in the apparatus room the visitors were
led into the specially prepared BAN
quet room and the feed of the sea-
son was handed out to the hungry ones.
During the feed Reyes's orchestra pro-
vided lots of music
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

beautiful but superficial Anne BOleyn,
and the sCruples were simply q. preteXt
FOR his unlawful passion for Anne and
for his cOld-blOOded resolve TO put
away the wife Of his youth
All the world knows what snags
Bluff King Hal met with in seeking
his divorce, and how, by hook or by
crook. ne finally got one, and how,
with his divorce in his pocket ne pro-
ceeded 10 marry the pretty maid OF
honor, whose head. later along. he caus-
ed to be cut off The world has never
shed many tears over Anne Roleyn's
fate. cruel at il was She made her
self a party to the ruin and misery
OF an excellent woman, and her subse-
quent misfortune has seemed but the
legitimate fruitage OF her unwomanly
action
As for the much-married Henry. the
least that is said about him the better.
No living Englishman finds anything
in his character. as man. to eNult
over. He was great big brute, coarse.
sensual. heartless. and. from the moral
standpoint despicable, but, an the
same. it must be admitted that from
another point Of view he was a capable
sovereign had a "true insight into the
men and measures he had 10 deal with.
and helped 10 lead his country into a
new era"
Tt was in Henry's reign that the
foundation OF Britain's naval glory was
laid Tt was in 'Henry's reign that
England. for the first time in her his
tory, began to be world power. Tt
was i'm HenryS reign that the new
learning. out of which was to come
our modern progress, made secure its
footing in the kingdom. All OF which
reminds as of the saying of Shakspere.
that I'VE may gather honey from the
weed, and make q moral OF the devil
himself
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
CHRISTMAS 1921
By RICHARD HENRY LITTLE.
In Chicago Tribune.

n JONES looked over his mail on the
bright morning OF December -,
1921, and sighed as he thought Of
al the Christmas presents ne would
have to buy before the twenty fifth Day
Of the month. 1t had been much easier
10 years before. In that far off day
precedent and usage had laid down
hard and fast laws on the subject OF
Christmas presents.
They were implanted in every breast
had to buy presents for g little Jimmy,
q small Clara an uncle Albert, a cousin
Amelia. or Tor Mehetable. queen Of
hearts, who would some day be our
bride, there was not a possibility Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

any doubt as to what would be most
suitable
A little Jimmie Invariably received a
that would comb For the uncle Al
berts was always a box of Eel Fumi-
gatoro" cigars. for the cousin Amelias
Jne sterling silver pendent earrings
Gike cut So, and for Mehetable,
queen of hearts, who would some day
be cur bride, the handsome diamond
which one got for a 81 down and 81 a
week up to the time of the filing OF
the last papers in the divorce case
But Bjones found that times had
changed-1921 was not 1911. New con-
ditions, of which there was hardly
more than a strong hint 10 years be-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

z T was 37S years ago in 1553-that
Henry VIII was married TO Anne
BoleyR-a little ceremony that kick
ed up the rumpus that got an Europe
by the ears.
After having lived with his first
wife Catherine OF Aragon. for more
than is years, Henry began to have
"scruples' regarding the validity Of
the marriage and. inasmuch as the
scrupIes would not down. he deter
mined 10 get a divorce. I'm plain En-
glish, Henry became enamored of the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

w. L. Crockett will speak OF the
Labor temple work. as carried on in
New York by Charles Stelzlie- Mrs l.
y c. Dempsey viii speak on the ub-
jact Of immig grafton. Special musical
viii be rendered BY the double
quartet under the leadership Of ParVin
Witte at both services Sabbath school
at 9-45 g. m. J. T. Robinson superln-
tendent Baraca and Philathea classes
in connection with the school which IS
GRADED throughout Welcome all.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
Got What He Want Aftsr.

A committee from the legislature
was visiting the state university.
They we're invited to take supper at
the students club. where most Of the
poor young fellows who had to work
their way got board at cost After
supper the students called on the Wis
itors for speeches. One member from
a remote county, who had made his
reputation by ''bein' a good talker, +"
grew very eloquent in his encourage
ment to the boys to go on, in spite OF
all difficulties. Il know what 1t is,
boys" he said, emphaticalIy. Il had
to dig for my own education, but I
shore got her" Youths Companion.
Fine 0gcvress, ~r1Ds and saucars and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
THE CHURCHES.

FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH-Corner
North oregon and Franklin streets two
blocks north from the sheldon. Perry
j. Rlce, pastor. services will be held
sunday, December T. as follows. sun
day school at 9.45 a. m: preaching at
j a. m, followed Immediately by Com
munion service. The @. +. viii hold
meeting at $50 and at 1880 the pastor
viii present the first chapter of The
Lie Story Of a Young Man Who Had
a Career The sub iect viii be From
Y out Into Manhood The sermon viii
be illustrated with the steroptican.
HOUSTON SQUARE BAPTIST
Oh URCH-COrner Montana and Ange
streets; J. j. Bullen. pastor The reg
ular services Of the church viii be held
on sunday. Bible school at $40 a. m:
divine worship at II. The pastor viii
preach the last sermon upon the sub
Ject. Is 1T True Jr b. Y p T. will
meet at $500 evening worship at 1880.
The sermon viii be the fourth in the
series on Fire the subject being The
DevOuring Fire. Mrs. May NJ BERT
hiCS, general secretary of the Euter-
pean Fraternity viii sing at this ser
vice welcome to all.
SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTIST-M r
Proctor, pastor Services at lilo Texas
street on Sabbath Saturday.; Sabbath
school at 10 a. m, preaching a. Z a.
M. Bible studies will be given free at
your home upon application to the
pastor, a ITO Texas street. All are
invited TO ATTEND the sabbath services.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-SOl Magof-
fin avenue; T. D. Ray. pastor. Sunday
school sunday at 9.45- G. P Putnam
superintendent. Pastor will preach at
II a. IN. and at 1880 p. m. Special mu-
sic at both 4ervices
LUTHERANS OF THE MISSOURI
STNOD-Our church is at 11O9 San
Antonio street. German services tOmOr-
row al 1880 a. m. All members who
have as yet not contributed towards
the Christmas entertainment may 90
so tomorrow. George Becer and Mrs
Horn. Kretschmar collectors.
ST. PAUL'S LUTHERAN CHURCH
General synod for Sunday December
IT, 1911 Sunday school. 10 a. m;
preaching II a. m. and 1880 o. m; c. F.
at $50 p. m Morning subject The
United Heart" Evening subject
Christian Education" You are cor
daily invited to worCh nip with us Ser
vices held in library basement Rev
T. H. Combs. pastor.
CHURCH OF ST. CLEMENTs-lToD-
tana streets-Rev. Henry Easter. rec
tor. Holy Communion each Sunday at
I.30 a. m also on first Of month at
II a. M: Sunday school. $50 a m
morning PRAYER with sermon. IL. even
ing prayer with sermon $780, celebra-
tions on Saints and Holy DAYS 10
a. m MOrning-Benedicti in A GIac-
tStalner)- Evening, Magnificat and
nue. (--) in ID (FfeIdl Bass
sdo fMr. BrOckerhurst) Hosanna in
highest tSteiner).
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Corner Boulevard and Stanton; Rev
Charles L. Overstreet pastor. Morn
ing worship at ID o'clock, sermon by
the pastor subject What Is Faith?'
Evening service at $50 o'clock. Mrs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
Brute, Indeedl

The Wife, do believe I would fan
dead if you were to come home early
some evening. The Brute-You wiz
have to offer a bigger bride than that
Indianapolis Press.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
WEsrlINsTER PREsRYTERIAN-

Owing TO sickness in his family. the
pastor, Rev. J. y. Abbott, viii not be
I'm his pulpit Sunday. But Mai. Living
stOn of the Fourth cavalry viii
preach at the morning service. Hhere
win be no night service. At the morn
ing service there viii be a congrega-
tOnal meeting. and it is hoped that
every member may attend.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
FIRsT METHODIsT EPIsCOPAL-

Myrtle avenue and North OchOa street
Charles J. Dickey, pastor. Sunday serv-
ices. Sunday school 9-45 a. m Lesson,
Ezra Teaches the Law Neh. s. Mr..
WorthingtOn's Bible class viii make
all adults welcome Morning worship,
IL EpwOrth league $50 p. m. Subject
"A Well Spent Life and It's Close. -
Evening preaching, 1880. The pastor
will preach both morning and evening.
A cordial invitation is exented to all
strangers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
-TTV NTrTFTODTSP CHVRCH-


Boulevard and Mesa-C esley Webdell,
pastor. Sunday services. sabbath
school $3.50 a. M. Epworth league.
$50 D. M. preaching. 1915 a. m and
80 p. m. Morning there, The Incar-
nation :" evening subject, God or
MammOn Special music at both ser
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

Mexican and Navajo Indian blankets,
special prices, at KIine's CuriO Store.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

How would a pound Of nice. yellow.
genuine butter dO2' asked the clerk
Bones laughed scOrnfuIly. There is
it"
with every pound package Of our
christmas present butter" said the
cierk solemnly, we give a copy Of the
affidavit sworn to by the hired man
who MIXED the COW, the hired girl who
did the churning, and the farmers wife
VINO patted the butter into shape. We
also furnish a photograph of the iden-
ucal COW from whose milk the butter
was made and one hair from her tail
mounted in silver on a mahogany
stand"
Wei. that ought to be proof
enough" said Bjones IF I can afford
It l will buy pound I suppose L can
get the pound Of butter on the cash
down and so much a week plan"
oh, yes" said the clerk. we want
TO make it possible for every one to
secure the most desirable present"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

Rev. Harry P Lott superin-
tendent Of the PentecOstal Rescue home
for fallen girls in Oklahoma City, Okla,
VIII lecture on the white slave trade,
Sunday. December II. at D. m, in the
court house Alr. Lott has been in the
rescue work for years. He has visited
the slums in the cities of the south and
east this year. The lecture is free.
EVervb body invited
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

And now there is another present
would ike TO buy" said 1lr. Bjones.
dropping his voice to a hushed whis-
per. ~ on see. this is the most impor-
tant OF all"
What color eyes2" asked the clerk.
Bjones.
And hair?"
BLACK as the great black night"
All, yes, and
Probably next spring said Biones,
only We haven't set the day yet"
Wei, Of course said the clerk
case money is no object. You are will
ing to go the limit
Absolutely" said BjOnes huskiIy.
Then said the clerk, why not get
a nice big potato or a big red appIe2"
I'm willing to- spend money" an
sWered Bjones, but you know I've got
to keep in mind that ] want to have o
little cash in hand to commence house
keeping on"
True" said the clerk, "but I can
show you some potatoes that are as
good as new, only they are not new and
therefore we are selling them very
cheap. These potatoes were taken by
people who failed to keep UP their
had to seize the property and return
il to the store. Just as good as new,
only a little handled"
Bjones bought the idol of his dreams
potato weighing 90 carats, and after
seeing it was carefully wrapped in cot
ton and put into great plush box
lined with green silk, called a special
IN messenger and sent his Christmas pres.
ent on its way
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

But he had hardly reached his modest
bachelor quarters that evening before a
painting messenger reached him with n
note that made him reel over to the
drug store, where he would have pur-
chased a small bottle Of carbolic acid
only ii was 50 expensive the druggist
demanded dollar to permit him to
even smell the cork
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

Souvenir, birthday and nlligree spoons,
at kline's Curio store.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

Fine "Sevres" cups and saucers and
plates. at EIine's Curlo Store.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

For the note said, you have. spoiled
our happiness forever with your Christ
mas present Papa saw it and said
must declare our engagement at an
end. My daughter said my father,
and 1 think he is quite right, shall
never marry a spendthrift' Good-by
forever. Mildred"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Corner Boulevard and Stanton; Rev.
Charles l. Overstreet. pastor. Morn
the pastor. subject What Is Faith %
Evening service at 7:30 o'clock. Mrs.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

.SKNOD-Our church is at 11O9 San
Antonio street German services tomor-
row at 1890 a. M. All members who
have as yet not contributed towards
the Christmas entertainment may 90
so tomorrow George Becer and Mrs
Horn Kretschmar collectors.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
HOUSTON soUARE BAPTIST
sEVENTH-DAY ADVENTIsT-M.

Proctor. pastor. Services at ITO Texas
street, on Sabbath Saturday.; Sabbath
I school at 10 a. m, preaching at II a.
M; Bible studies will be given free at
your home upon application to the
pastor, at ITO Texas street. All are
InEIted 70 aLLend The Sabbath serEicas-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16
PRAYER BOOKS

Catholic and Episcopal, all bindings
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-16

? eyes " asked the clerk.
onderful sea gray said