The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-08-11
THE SEATTLE REPUBLICAN

THE SEATTLE REPUBLICAN
Fifty thousand circulation, shouts the Post-Intel
gencer" Fifty thousand why that is not white chip
in the game, the Times has eghty-fve thousand, and
then some. While the Times telling lie it ought
to have told its usual damn lie with establishment and
declared it had quarter of million circulation.
If the Washington State Press Association has any
work to do at its annual meetings would not suspect
it from the little that is done when the members get to-
gether. The vexed questions of state to give the
members little if any worry when once they get to-
gether and begin feed the other fellows expense
Should the state of Maine swing back to the open
loon after half century Of drought in that particular
it would mean body blow below the belt to the tenn
perance cause all over the United States While Maine
is not the whole show yet she has always played con
spcuous part in the show.
Baptist preacher has been elected mayor OF Hoqu1-
am Washington and the saloon element of that city is
wondering what is going happen to its business Evil
IDENTIFY Baptist preachers to that section
or those saloon would know that the Baptist preach
er never recommends dry to reach the gates OF
St Peter.
Those wealthy Americans, who acquired their wealth
by questionable means, who travelling about Europe
procaming the Americans have gone stark mad because
they refuse to allow them continue to rob the people
through their nearous trusts ought to be fed to African
lions instead of feeding them good beef which human
being fond Of.
California splendid winter resort, but for sum-
mer resort Puget Sound beats the world If you want
to do your friend good turn write and tell him to
bring his family to the Puget Sound country for two
or three months stay next and he will not real
ze that had been any when he gets back
to the east in September.
Perhaps Jonathan Bourne is correct in predicting that
La Folletes will be the only one presented to
the Republican convention for president but Will De
rump Republican convention, instead OF the regular
Republican convention, that will unanimously nominate
William Howard Taft to succeed himself who will do
it. La Toilette is fast fading away
The strenuous efforts on the part of Col. Alden J.
Times to shout stop thief in order attract the publcs
attention from the four indictments standing against
him is not seeming to have the effect that the colonel
had hoped it would it is still the concensus OF opinion
that the editor of the Times the real criminal OF the
maadministration of the late Hon. Hyram Charles Gill
Building up the Boy is editorial caption IN the
Seattle Daily Times from which the editor proceeds to
give side show lecture Some boys can be built up
lust like their dads and to prove the allegation the
colonel has succeeded in building up one Clarence JUST
like himself and they get what is coming to them they
will both retire the Gland of stripes at one ana the
same time.
Gen LIE Conte has been declared president OF Hayti
bv the revolutionists and President Simon IS now
stranger in strange lands wondering what hit him. ne