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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-07

.o -, and down my back as / whispers u"J a]Lia
alGb Con" cxplolcs Lotta "Scaret lc'cl. ,b",
aAb cit out that ach business ana say ' t
eonsiblel" saws brushin the cold sweat VI. ~ bnde
all IN pain amt he? It. down there "''o'' ' ~
are Think its appendicitis; t,,r and begin
All Lolita does though. is To groan l"u'0 a .,' h
enIlin' again She was scared stl anu - III 9,
,,lcd only took away what little nerve hai nv
Nv 4 i had been a grown man. maybe "Ei, nav
;J come first aid remedies; but seem niue ouIly SUI
,,;, that way inst Knocked all the sense out 81 me-
aRut we've got to do something, says l. IuS""'
round the room aimcss. "\ow what tHc hi,iJ ~
that fool doctor Sadie had for INN wncn nc au t!.
trouble with his teeth? Donahuc. wa - Il an
he here attcndn to his business; Nnat ' "'''''''
anvwav2 All where's that phone BOOK;
cxDcct il wa Mt more n a minute pu' j, S'''Ct ~
hour before could get any answer 10 my '" ' "i,n
did all the satisfaction they gives me - - ~ Una, >'
Donahue IS out on "A case but is expected Ddok Soo'
@Sooni~ saws l. "Wcll. that's a fine thing 10 tell me-
Ont IS hc3 Whats ne want be out for at TINS nC oil
night? See here this is Shorty NlcCabe e. NCT 'p'.
No. I'm all right. It's the youngSicr. HOW u" pa|c3
do know what il is; Scarlet fever. IT looks Ike, N"p
the minute the Doc shows up YOU send MN over mere ID
ouick rs the Lord let him comcl Get that;
They said they did and hung up. Say, they re- a 'od
boodcd ot-ain't thcv?-thcsc people that answer
nhoncs in doctors offices. goes back to the nursery
and hears little Sulv moan about twice more Wct
PUSHES for the telephone again. Id thought OF I)r
Emory Bulcn the big New York heart SpccaIls' VINO
has that swell place down the point ana ohy mas 81
fee hours from two 10 five in the afternoon got ms
man on the wire and he says Dr. Bucn IS down 10 me
Yacht Club attcndin a mcctin OF the board "I dl-
rcctors.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-07
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR MAY 7. 1911

pair forget which, says IL 'o'e l'gn' afou''u III '
an hour or 50.
That didn't exactly satisfy me, and begun tryin to
,b;l, IN some other doctor that knew in town, and Of
course i was Collins, the big surgeon had for reglar
-, ,L tud;o all last winter, and the knew best Of
u bosc name came TO me last. Hes in charge at
E L ben;tols: but Of course he want in They said
L'd tcn him what wanted, though and had to let
:, 1 -, that All there left 10 do then was 10 get
,b p,rIv pclls' town house and leave a message for
Clio ,cl,n' her TO beat IT for home soon as she got
Tbcn reused mp the cook and the other maid told
, ~ have hot water and things ready, and began
.,r' m and down the front hail. watin for the first
,a rri,oc wheels 10 turn IN the DIVE.
Nd after ALL it was DIR. Donahuc who showed up
n fr,,. but he'd hardly got his coat IF before Dr.
R,ilcn's car come tcarn up from the yacht club The
brJ rival must have been the local ostcopath, red
Land cent that acted kind Of nervous when he
t.,,G ,ybo was ahead Of him suspect he was for
i''I;,, out. but | wouldn't have II tlat way
@Wnt much" SAYS |. "Wc want all the wisdom we
oar, ,,,.t on This case II looks mighty serious
III towcd the three Of EN- up to the nursery, when
prnss the appcndix expert, lands at the front steps
ia b,nnrncd 10 be attcndln some sort Of reception
on, our wav and when they phoncd him from the oice
b'd broke away and told his chauffeur 10 hit 1t up.
4Cood for youl~ SAYS /. "But say, Doc, what in the
black case there?
"Why nv instruments, Of course, says me- Always
have them in the car you know.
Instruments Ugh" says |, shuddcun. well go
on ND The others in the nursery with the poor te
kid .....
Ever see lot Of bone and pill dispensers get
together over patient? Well tins was my one chaicc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-07

way!' says Mother Whaey SO up the stairs they
charges Sadie scattern her white gloves and opera
cloak reckless as she goes, and me trailin behind
i was an imposln' lookin bunch grouped there by
the nursery door three Of EN- in dress suits three with
whiskcrs and all wcarin eyeglasses But they don't
fazc Mother Whalcy at all
~Where is the darint boy; says She plown' through
the doctors like subway hog after a seat and before
they could stop her she's swOopcd down on the crib and
has little Sully up in her arms One look at him She
takes and then she turns on Lota who's been on her
knees there all this time.
"What have ye been after gyin' him 70 ate. Girl
says She
"Ba-ba-bananas" stammers Lotta.
Bananas is ut,' says Mother Whaley. "How
NANNY now
was " wan an," says Mother WhaIcy, glarn' sus-
picious AZ Lolita.
%Two," says She 1.-TWO before his supper. and The
one after.
@Throe,~ SAYS Mother Whaley. "God forgive yc
Whust now, Three bananas Stan side, all Of yez.
And with that she turns little Suly upside down Jams
a couple Of fingers into his mouth and down hrs throat
and Well five seconds later there van any doubt
bu, that it was bananas had caused them means.
"H-m-m-mi" says DR.. Prcntiss. snappln ms ln,ir1
ncnt case shut "That is what should call very sic
ccssfu operation. Gentlemen, hardly THINK we need
stay any longer
AND half an hour later. while I'm still maxim q bad
n stab Of cxpainn to Sadie how it was all because y
Lota gon to pieces that lost my nerve, there CONES
another ring al the front door answers II myself end
in steps a brisk good lookin, blond young gent N
cute pair Of Kaiser mustachcs Hes carryn black ag
in his hand
well. who the blazcs are you," says !.
81 am from the hospital says he. 81 am the ass
ant Of DR.. Collins who has much regret that ne
"Alc too, | breaks IN. "Iel DOC TINS IS one on ~
for rlng up a false alarm on him Case o lhTet Z
bananas on a little tummy. that all 90 BAD 10 '.e
him send YOU way out here; but
lust then the young Doc sees something over "F
shoulder that affects him lot. His face lights mp e-
thing amazn he drops the bag on the floor hold 10
his hands past me, and remarks "Ich, lotta
Il was her Of course who was crossln the nan o.. .r
way I'D to bed: Lotta. with her thick yellow is
down her back and all the tear stains washed iron y
pink and white checks
"lCh. Ottoi says she. and its lucky ! sdes'e
when did, or else I'd been mixed up IN that ION. re-
desperate clnch.
# lasts a full two minutes and when Lotta I'm -
members where she IS and breaks loose, she sag
apologizin' but smilin ike a basket Of CHIPS
But am so happy, happy,
~Wcu there's others" SAYS l. Now You 'V 70
down here and talk it out for as long YOU Ike. D.
i'll be too late for YOU 20 get back 10 town; So 20
thi, reunion Of yours is through Iottal show you "
vol, can bunk for the night. Come, Sadie; before
Sulv gets too sound asleep him and me has got I" q
little maxim up
Did we, Say, if Suly ever takes IL into ms ae "
drive nails in the mahogany Tdeboari ant p.
nobody but me around 20 stop hm-well, u ID pee a
dav for sdcboarlS, that's all!
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
POLI'S

For next weeks production at Polls Stage Director Socola has in active rehearsal what is undoubtedly one of the greatest comedies written by the late Clyde Fitch "The Blue Mouse" played with signal success and for a lengthy New York run by Mabel Bar rison. It is going to be given splen- did interpretation by the Poli Players and. is going to prove a great comedy success. It is breezy from beginning to end of the action and as the comedy progresses ite eintensifies and leaves one in the best of humor. Complication follows complication until at periods in the comedy about everyone is mix ed up one way or the other and all this makes for fun especially when we'll acted.
 Incidentally this weeks production of "The Man of the Hour" is getting great record of appreciation on the part of the public and those who saw the original production agree that the present one by the Poli Players need not take second place to it.
 John Ince is superb in the role of Alwyn Bennett the young man lifted to the mayoralty and indeed in it he does the best work of his career while John Junior proves himself the best juvenile that has ever been offered by a Poli stock company. Of course the long run of MT. Philip in the original production as ,Horrigans stands him in good stead and he gives a great per- formance but the same might be said of every member of the cast and the net result is mighty fine representa- tion of this great play. Between the acts Jack Sherman sings the latest popular songs illustrated and the elec- trograph shows new views. Atten- dance is of the capacity order and few seats remain for any performance this week.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
Spanish King Dancing On Edge
 Of a Revolution

Madrid via Hendaye, May 26-The recent Ferrer debate in the Spanish cortes has accomplished even more than the Republicans hoped it would. No one doubts any longer that rev. olutiOn is very near. Capital Is get ting out of the country as fast as it possibly can. A terrific slump in government securities is only prevent ed by the action of the government itself in keeping a broker constantly ir. the market to buy them up as fast as they are offerei fol sale.
 Through their ( uland for a revis- intended to drive Premier Canalejas into adopting a really Liberal policy or to compel him to get definitely in to the ranks of the Conservatives in stead of continuing to talk Liberally ard act ConserVatively, as he has done in the past. In the former case they figured that King Alfonso would throw him over, in the latter that the people would see they have nothing to hope for from the so-called Liberal admin istration and overturn the government for thwith
 But the Premier's surrender to the Conservatives was more abject than anyone had expected. At their com pland, he and his cabinet resigned and
 
 every bit of even nominally Liberal material had been weeded out of it, with the exception of Senor Canalejas himself, and he would have gone, too, if he had not promised to do every thing that the Conservatives dictated. He would probably have gone anyway, if the Conservatives had not been eX- tremely hard up for a man to put in place of him.
 Under the new regime the most re- pressive policies are being resumed. arrests are being made in large numbers daily. Newspapers are being suppressed on the slightest pre- texts. The cities all swarm with government spies. Talk of legisla- tion against the Church has been dis continued. Free speech is highly dangerous. This is just the insane line of conduct into which the Repub- licans wanted to draw the government, only they had no notion they could do it so completely. widespread re- volt against it is likely any day
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
.BALLY BRITISHER WOULD
 MAKE ALIENS CRIMINALS

London. May 26-Progressive mem bers of the House of Commons are do- ing their best to smother the aliens bill recently introduced by E. A. Goulding, in committee. The Con- servatives are trying equally hard to get it reported back to the House, ana a number of Liberals are helping them.
 '"The central provision of the bill," says the London Morning News. in explaining why the progressfves dis like it, lis one to compel every alien immigrant to register his place of abode with the police and to subject him to police control. The professed object of this device is to prevent crime. But MT. Goulding's real pur- pose is not to suppress crime, but to invent a new crime He wishes to make alien equivalent to base and noxious' and convert the mere fact of foreign birth into a social offense.
 There may be some Englishmen who find such proposal compliment ary but the mass of them will recog- .nize it for what it is-an appeal to the mean passion of race hatred and race vanity
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
Bryan Stands
 Pal On Tariff
Denies That Speaker Champ Clark Tried to Win Him
 From Free Wool

New York, May 26.-William J. Bryan has reaffirmed his adherence to the doctrine of free wool, in con- nection with 8 report that Speaker Clark had been successful in causing him to change his mind in this re- gard.
 II wish to deny emphatically," said MT. Bryan, that MT. Clark has ever tried to win me away from the doc Urine of free wool. I believe wool should be free. It is not so material whether the entire duty is removed at once or part of it by degrees. I shall not believe that any consider able number of Democrats can be persuaded to vote to retain a tariff on wool. If the tariff Is retained those who favor it ought to be hon. est enough to admit that they favor protection and quit talking about tariff for revenue only"
 The prospects of the Democratic party, continued MT. Bryan, depend much upon congress. Congress" he said, "has done we'll so far, but if those who favor protection can make our Democratic congress compromise on the tariff we may be rebuked as the Republicans were last fall"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
ERUSSIAk FLEET ROTTEN
 WITH CHATTING OFFICIALS

St Petersburg, May 26-The Russian ,fleet is going from bad to worse ac- fcording to detailed accusations form Jlated against the Minister of Marine. During the last three years the Duma flias voted 15 million dollars as install f1nents for the construction of four large tbetfleships of the dreadnaught type, kbut the Minister of Marine has misap- ipropriated the money for entirely diff ferent purposes. including the provis- f3on of orange plantations to sweeten the lives of naval officers holding shore lcuminands at the various ports and 1.-the purchase of new furniture for the totficial residences of the Minister of E1farine in St. Petersburg The four batleships may be com fliieted by 1913, but probably they will fs1ot be finished until several years lat ter. One of the most curious features lof Russian naval policy is that the idefinite and complete plan, but the tplans are elaborated during construc- t1ion section by section. Notwith- lsfanding its inefficient condition, the Russian navy is maintained at an 1 enormous cost. many obsolete vessels utterly useless for modern warfare be- ling retained in the fleet
 !, The Duma has voted money and is lwilling to vote more for the creation lof a new Black Sea fleet, and the impossible condition of things at the tRUssian shipbuilding yards makes it l71rcbable that these new battleships b-vir be ordered from foreign firms
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
LOYALISTS ARE
 WATCHED BY GOVERNMENT

London, May 26-"The government is paying close attention to the Ulster Ioyalists," according to the London Afternoon Times, ''who, in view of the coming introduction of the Home TRule bill. are quietly preparing their
 opposition
 Official shorthand writers are at |. tending the chief meetings and taking notes for future reference. while the Icustoms authorities are closely watch ! ing the importation of arms. One cons:s snment has already been brought |, to their notice. It is even asserted !. that the authorities are planning ac- Ition against the chief Ulster leaders, who are being very carefully watched. ! In that case serious trouble would be iPrecipitated.
 Tt is. too. noticeable that a change of methods has been introduced, for tinsfead of speakers being sent to Eng ! land to lay listers case before the British electors, the money is being spent on organization at home."
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26

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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
DROPPED HER GARTER. Vision in Pale Blue UncOnsciOusIy
 Started a Race at Waldorf.

New York, May 2e-During the af- ter dinner concert at the Waldorf As toria last night the attention of some of the guests was attracted by a blond symphony in pale-blue costume with large picture hat of the same deli cate tint. As she ripped along the alley a pink silk garter fell to the floor. To 1t was attached tiny gold cI ain purse. /
 The article had scarcely touched the rug when a rush was made by Assist ant Manager John Hobby, Robert Seton Beresford, an insurance agent with a sprained ankle, and James Humphreys, tea taster from Foo chow, China. Hobby, on account of his early football experience, was the first to clutch the article and hand 1t back to the fair owner, who was standing at the door of the restaurant, apparently oblivious of her loss. She smiled and thanked him, while the two other competitors in the short race glared with envy
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
SAYS COLUMBUS KNEW
 HE'D FIND AMERICA

Paris, May 26-Within the next few days the life of Columbus, by Henry Vignaud former first secretary of the United States Embassy at Paris, will make it's appearance here. It is in French and is entitled "Nouvelles Etudes sur la Vie de Colomb,' (New Studies on the Life of Columbus.) It will be a companion book to Vignaud's s first volume on. the same subject en- titled. "Etude Critiques sur la Vie de Colomb." The author declares he has found Columbus sailed expressly to find new continent and not to locate new route to Asia as taught by school text books. The new book, Nignaud declares, will contain fac similes of documents which will prove 5nis 0aRtaptiopt
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
Railroad Fined
Pennsylvania to Pay $62,659.49
 For Freight Discrimination

Philadelphia. May 28-A jury in the U. s. Circuit Court here has returned verdict of s62,65s.49 against the Penn sylvania Railroad Company in a suit instituted by several coal mining com panies of western Pennsylvania to re- cover damages for alleged illegal freight discrimination against them in favor of coal companies. The Car bon Coal & Coke Company is given $58, .06 of the amount
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
TURKEY BEING WHIPPED
 BY ALBANIAN REVOLT TIERS

Constantinople, May 26-While mem- bers of the Turkish ministry are blandly assuring all enquirers that the disorders in Albania are purely iccal and rapidly subsiding, private utrbet region reveal an almost desper- ate situation. Their appeals for suc- COT are fairly pouring in upon all sorts of men in authority at the cap it1l and the activity the government is showing in hastening troops to the front bellies the ministers easy as- sumption of indifference.
 Sc far as can be learned from unof- ficjal sources-of1icial information be- ing worthless-rebels nave had things pretty much their own way thus far. The rebellion Is certainly spreading anC large numbers of Montenegrins are fighting in the insurrectionists' ranks. Nor is there much doubt that Russia is supplying them with money.
 Definite news of the fighting is near ly impossible to secure, for no corre- spcndents are allowed at the front. bat there have been at least a dozen enGa gements in each of which the number of casualties has run well into hundreds. It is safe to say that, al- together, several thousands have been kined up to date, including the losses On Dc tn sides.
 Rome, May 26-Italian business men are becoming greatly alarmed at the prospect of one of the worst financial ranics in their country that the world has ever seen.
 The nation has been passing. during the past few years, through a period Of amost insane imitation. At just about the time when the bubble seem- cd certain to burst, there comes the rearly complete failure of the jubilee year celebrations. Everyone had ex- pecteo an enormous thrush of tour ists for the festivities but the tour ists are not coming. Things are, in fact, not as lively as usual The pro- digious sums spent on preparations for the visitors entertainment at fancy prices are consequently evidently go- ing to be lost
 Another trouble is that the masses of the people have not been allowed to share in the prosperity of the upper classes and the result is that there has teen an immense overproduct1on iii all lines of industry Finally, la Dor troubles have reached such point as to interfere with every kind of bus mess
 The storm threatens to break any day and when it comes there Is every sign that it will be terrific.
 Berlin. May GA second passenger carrying airship of the Zeppelin type, almost identical in proportions with IT., will be completed by the Zeppelin Construction Company at Friedrichshafen, early in July.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
MESSING BANK CASHIER TRAILED FROM HARTFORD
 TO NEW YORK TODAY
Special from United Press.)

Hartford. May 26.-The trail jed from this city to New York, today, in the hunt for Ernest B. Hamilton. cashier of the Southbridge National Bank, missing since last Tuesday. Friends who said that his accounts were all right came to this city, yes terday only to learn that Hamilton had left a local hotel probably for New York.
 Three years ago he suffered a nervous collapse. His friends sad that a liver trouble some times af- fected his mind and they believed that his present disappearance is a return of his old trouble. He with drew s200 Of his personal bank ac- count the day he disappeared.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
INSPECTOR GETS AFTER
 BRISTOL MAN FOR HAVING
 FOWL IN HIS LIVING ROOM
lSneciaI from United Press.

Bristol, May 26.-Two chickens stood in deadly fear of losing their heads. today, as the result of the sanitary inspectors order to Wahn Capulia to get rid of the two fowls he was boarding in his living room Capulia just moved in from the country and wanted to keep the chickens as a reminder of rural life. The inspector gave him until tomor- row to get rid of the birds.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
Yacht Club To Entertain The
 Country Club
Privileges of Former Organiza- ton Open to BroOkIawn Members on Memorial Day

The Bridgeport Yacht club has ex- tended the privileges of the club to the officers and members of the Brook lawn Country club for Memorial day and it is probable that large delega- tion of the Brooklawn members will accept the Yacht clubs hopitality up- on that occasion Tomorrow is open ing day at the Country club and the season will be inaugurated with a swing
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26

Berlin, May GA second passenger carrying airship of the Zeppelin type, almost identical in proportions with 'Deutschland IT., will be completed by the Zeppelin Construction Company at Friedrichshafen, early in July.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
SETS WEST
 MARYLAND BARN AFIRE
Especial from United Press.)

Special from United Press.)
 Winsted, May 26.-A barn and con- tents. including four head of live stock perished in flames ser by lightning during an electric storm at West Hartland, last night. Owing to interrupted telephone connection, news of the fire reached this city, to- day.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26

"Im sorry you've got to leave Eden and go to work simply because I gave you the rest of that apple" said con- trite Eve.
 Never mind" answered Adam ''The ultimate consumer always gets the worst of it."-Washington Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-26
Wanted

Six young ladies, tall and of the show girl type, to appear at Polls next week in the production of "Ihe Blue Mouse." Apply at once at box office Of theatre. R 2Azss |,