The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-03-25
By the Man
- at the -
Tailor Shop
The Onlooker

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Are the ladies Of society getting cocktail Civ
bridge party and all the ladies lighted like cateda
seductive deih little mnans had been passing around among
them relays the The
all the incandescen knde Bronx the coveea the odashoned
whisky the Manhattan the dry Martini all there making
had about place which shall be nameless and
AT that hour playing pool and ordering drinks at the Taor
Club Od had poi cocktail germcded and the other fellow
drop OF booze init consists Of the strained Juice Of sweet oranges
spoonful Of cracked ice and cold sphon fz Come
White Rock had milk and settler Only had booze and Of
these was the only sissy in the swim.
But the ladies other place Do you think of them took
soft drink? She didn't As for gosh You couldn't the collective
upon the tea and cake of other days much as the renoed hetop looks
the cecream soda of his bohood 1t only the society cubman who
drinks and he swallows iced lunch tell you he swearing
Off At any club lunch in this from the Tor Club up
glass OF beer or bottle OF vine The common beverages iced
But lunch Of the society la! la! la! begins with the
inevitable cocktail and ends with the little couscang de mene
to the curb
On the whole am scoer at medical science particularly as see
applied the local problems Of sanitation About all insists
one decade or hafecad has to abandon the next Most the
time simply guessing Back in 1890 when had my tailor shop
Fort street. next Mcnenys hberdaerye place where the Third
House used to meet and scare off my cusomers told us with all
the 'oemn of meeting Of the Cal Acad of Sex that fire was the
pened be burnt would emit deadly forever after
the Health Board burned three million dollars worth of local property
But wasn't bit necessary When the again the sanitary
doctors told light torch penalty of losing their jobs
they didn't AS things out plague
deaths than there had been before many fact Every house
appeared merely umgated enough
People IMMUNITY and living yet
need Of publication by fire and hadn't been the first place
The whole ncenday method which OoO science
running mad
By and by we had mosquito crusade 1t was in general charge of
the sanitary doctors and they told lot about mosquitoes
knew beforehand shall know again One thing that
quito doesn leave nome lie stays gh around his birthplace Ills
domestic housekeeping soul So if you clean place and
destroy the larvae pools your neighbours yard may be full of mosquitoes
they will the line and bother you The effect of this
the average individual make him unmndu of the general good
He did rap how keeters bred the and
patches They coudn mand he kept wondering and blaming
his yard boy because they did.
Now New Jersey professor who has beyond the
fartest doubts that mosquito during his lifetime will wander forty
miles from home and do mischief all the So exit another
scientific falacy
Then we had fly campaign Science assured us thar we could get
born stable tereabous. The sor bringing
of baby flies always lighted on manure pile If ali the livestock we're
opposite testimony from the Mohave desert where there
nab compost heaps but of flies Let the editor
the Chronicle relate the tale
Van Dyke who living on the Mohaye desert takes issue with the
filth that by DESTROYING the latter will surely rid of
ngs from kn ded LUMBER in planning @ where he 1e and y hee
a plague O says
G h the s a a T Pse e and any 6 aG g0g mS
rubbish be found eague Here's another chance
know T. S VanDyke of distinction, OBJ
server with fad for accuracy How flies from filth
very lately had infected by
ponds Pacific itself mind YOU One wasn't permitted
local hgbrows battle this Every minute
Waikiki bounding pillows from China, clean and salt
and dasng the beach while the undeoW movable
thing underneath back deep brought the cleansing flood
all the ng problem of beach sanitation On the
reef cngng fast and reaching out tor every ncean deposit every
garbage thousands of hungry shehsh swimming around
oservany the boiling waters scale fish to
particle Of food sight renewed every moment was the unPoued
brine from sezed deep And yet these sanitary sharp talk
about infected reefs tell us that we must not breast the Pacific be
Kewao are lurking IN It to destroy us En- what Yes
germs by the million But reply Oh bosh Oh bthe O Bybe-
daed science wholly daft Have men lost their reason from much
mental bordering that they should and do these ngF SO believe
Pm going think for myself after this and not be like the elephant
the expemenasts the other side of the drop into it. They
give too many tobacco quds Tor peanuts