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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

PIGS FOR SALE--By H. P. Jen-
sen, Pennock Farm on west side Of
st. Johns Lake, Dovre & Mamre Tel.
line. 12fp
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

WORK acknowledgements girl
wants house work by the day. 824
First street south.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

Newfoundlanders.
~ a'W = are said to have
the the finest physique Of any English
speaking people. 55.- .''7 =757
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

WANTED---Lady or gentleman Of.
fair education to do some home work
in or outside Of Willmar. Salary SIS
per week; experience unnec. ssary.
Address Miss Verna Schmidt, Gen'l
Defy, Willmar, MINI. 26-lp
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

LOST--Gold necklace with cross
and baby ring, either on 3rd Street or
Benson Avenue. Finder inquire at
this Office. 26-1p
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09
FOR SALE-Ewes and lambs: In
quire Of E. Day Raymond, MINI. 25-3

ROAD TEAM FOR SALE-Good
drivers Inquire Of C. f. Akerson,
Pennock, Mlnn. l2f
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

WANTED Competent girl for
general homework. Mrs. E. d. Wood
cock, 4O2 First Street. 26tf
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

FOR. SALE Farm Of 100 acres,
Il12 miles from Spicer, MINI. Bar
gain for quick sale. Inquire at Tri-
bune Office. If
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09
FIRST METHODIST.

Services 1880 a. M, s 100 p. m.
Sunday school IL As a. m.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09
Miscellaneous Want Column
STEAM HEATED Rooms for rent.
Inquire Of R. w. Stanford, Postoffce
building. 4f

WANTED Two girls for laundry
work Apply at once. Willmar
Steam Laundry. l6f
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-08-09

Two Gabrielson brothers of Lake
Lillian narrowly escaped drowning
i'll Kandiyohi lake Sunday night. The
boys were out rather late in gaso-
line launch and were on the lake
when the storm came up. According
to reports received at the Times Of
flee they left the boat, after providing
themselves with lifesaving devices,
and for several hours battled with
the waves as they tossed high in the
storm. The boat is said to have
sunk during the storm, and the es-
cape OF the young men is consid-
cred miraculous.--Olivia Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
MANCHU REIGN is DOOMED
Rebels Now Hold Nearly All impor-
tant Cities of China.

Peking, Nov. 10.-Great excitement
prevails here. The residents of the
Forbidden City are taking in large
quantities OF rice and other stores.
The legations consider that all hope
for the Manchu dynasty has vanished.
Marking in the south and Picking In
the north appear to be the remaining
strongholds Of the Manchus. Up to
the present foreigners are safe.
Fuchow, the capital of Fokien prov
ince, was turned over to the revolu-
tionists after but little resistance.
The Manchus still hold Marking, but
they are outnumbered four to one by
the revolutionists, who are awainting
supplies of ammunition before resum.
ing the attack.
In Shanghai the situation is serious.
The imperial government has abso-
lutely disappeared and the foreign
consuls are unable to recognize the
self-constituted government, which,
however, is maintaining order except
across the river, where the British
warehouses are situated. These have
been looted. The local police fed
upon the approach of the rioters.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
FUCHOW TAKEN
BY THE REBELS
Capture Important City Of Seven
Hundred Thousand.
NAkGHU SECTION DESTROYED
Rebels Now Hold All but Two Of the
More important Cities Of the
Chinese Empire.

Annoy, China, Nov. 10.-The city of
Fuchow is in the hands Of the revolu-
tionists. After taking it they wiped
out the entire Manchu district. The
foreign settlements have not been dis
turbed, but fires have broken out in
several sections of the native city,
threatening its destruction.
Fuchow is one of the most impor.
tant cities in the south, having a popu-
lation Of 700, 900. 1t is the seat Of a
naval arsenal, government shipyards,
a mint, a school of navigation and a
large drydock.
The American cruiser Albany has
arrived here, together with a japanese
destroyer.
A revolt Of troops in the village Of
Anhai, fifty miles north OF this city,
Is causing trouble there. The soldiers
burned the magistrates yamen
and the provincial customs house.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
Hanse News Items

Mike Opitz was in Webster Monday.
John Storle was in Webster Saturday.
Charles Lorentson spent Thursday in
Waubay.
Huber Weyer spent Wednesday in
Webster.
Miss Laura Nerland was shopping in
Webster Monday.
Sigvort and Syver Moen went to
Waubav Thursday.
EngeIbret Sletten went to Webster
to the hospital last week.
John Storle and son, Richard, made
a business trip to Waubay Thursday.
Knut Nelson, of Roslyn. commenced
working for NJ. W. Lawrence Wedges
day.
Karl Kleven, of Summit, who had
been visiting Hanse friends for a few
days, returned home Monday.
Oscar and Henry Johnson, Edwin
Olson and NJ. w. Lawrence were Wau-
bay visitors from Hanse Monday.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
DEAD PROBABLY
NUMBER SCORE
Severe Cod Wave TJIllE.s V.0-
lent Storms.
PROPERTY LOSS VERY HEAVY
Several Million Dollars Damage Re-
suits From Weather Disturb
ances in Middle West.

Chicago, Nov. 13.-Nearly a core Of
deaths, several million dollars prop.
erty loss end much suffering and in
convenience resulted from the violent
change of temperature, the preceding
storms and the succeeding cold and
snow that beset the central portion of
the country.
Tornado storms did much damage
in Wisconsin and Illinois and killed a
dozen persons, besiats injuring more
than a score. several fatally.
A cold wave almost Immediately
rolled over the wreckage of the tor
radoes and extended itself in a few
hours to the gulf coast and to the At.
lantic seaboard. Rain turned TO sleet,
swapping telegraph and telephone
wires, and snow followed. The TEN.
perature dropped in several places
more than go degrees in eighteen
hours.
Several persons were frozen to death
by the sudden cold, shipping on the
Great Lakes was damaged and several
boats were cast adrift. In some places
gas almost failed. The poor in large
cities and the homeless in storm
regions suffered severely.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
EIGHT KILLED IN WISCONSIN
Wind Storm Causes Devastation in
Rock County.

Wind Storm auses Devastation in
Rock County.
GAINESVILLE, Wis, Nov. 13.-Splinter-
ed timbers, broken furniture, crumbled
rock and plaster, scattered farm prod
uce and dead farm animals litterinG
the ground over an area a quarter
mile In width and twenty miles in
length indicate the tremendous force
with which Southern Wisconsin,
worst cyclone cut a swath throuch
Rock county, killing eight persons, in
juring many more and doing DAMAGE
lars.
Wire service was demoraliZed and
narrowing details OF the terrible catas-
trophe came in slowly. A steady down
pour of rain added to the confusion
and made Identification of the dead
difficult. The temperature dropped
nearly to zero and it was a fearful
night for grief stricken survivors,
many left without a roof to cover their
heads. Neighbors opened their homes
and those who escaped death huddled
about the stove relating details Of
their experiences.
The cyclone was of the "twister" va
riety. II originated in the vicinity OF
Orfordville, twelve miles southwest OF
GAINESVILLE, travelled northeast for sew
eral miles and then turned to the east,
missing this city by a narrow margin.
It's force was spent near Milton.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
ELECTIONS SHOW
SOME SURPRISES
Democrats Carry Three States
and Republicans One

Chicago, Nov. 9.-Late election re-
turns rom various states clear up
some of the uncertainty apparent in
the first reports.
In Massachusetts Governor Eugene
n. Foss, Democrat, will be head of
the state for another year, but he will,
as in the past, be surrounded by Re-
publican state officials.
Returns from New Mexico indicate
a triumph for the Democratic party.
This was the first election held in
New Mexico, which is a new state.
The Republicans, however, still hope
to control the legislature and elect
the two United States senator's
In Maryland the returns came in
slowly. The election of Phillips Lee
Goldsborough, Republican, as govern
or, is apparent.
There were reversals in the states
Of Kentucky and Ohio. In the former
state majorities were given to prac-
tically all the Democratic candidates
and James Bennett McCreary was
elected governor by over 10000. The
state legislature will have a Demo
cratic majority of probably eighty-five,
stuff cient to secure the election to the
United States senate of Ollie James.
Municipal elections in Ohio resulted
in the election of George j. Karb,
Democrat, as mayor of Columbus.
Democratic mayors in Cincinnati and
Cleveland also We're elected.
Two states, New York and New
Jersey, replaced Democratic assem-
blies with Republican. New York elect
ed an assembly that will have a Re
publican majority greater than the
present Democratic majority in the
lower branch of the legislature.
Socialist gains marked the elections
and gave that party power in districts
where heretofore it had been unable
to muster a counting vote.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
Wheatland Items

John Paul was at Wallace Monday.
w. Paul waa a Wallace caller Mon
day.
Fred Stevens autoed to Webster
Monday morning.
Edward Ustrud, of Codington, was a
Waterfowl visitor.
The weather is kind OF wintry-ike
these last few days.
Oscar Makrud, of Wallace, is father
of a bouncing baby girl.
VIM. Paul autoed to Webster Thurs
day and to Wallace Friday.
Ellen Tanberg left for Aberdeen Sat
urday morning to attend school.
Lewis Hanson is now living on the
Dulitz farm southeast of Webster.
Herman eau attended the charivarl
at the wedding of Charles Sheelar.
nj. P. Fiksdal is busy building his
new residence on his farm north of
Wallace.
Everybody get read. for winter for
it is upon us with full force. More
snow reported.
Henry Paul has raised his windmill
twenty feet and put on a new wheel.
1t works o. X.
The other day complaint was made
that some one called up a party over
the telephone and upon getting the
party to the phone, said first party was
mean enough to not answer but hung
up the receiver. Now, l think the
party doing such tricks ought to be
ashamed of himself.
Gilbert Thoe came very near having
a serious accident the other day going
to Wallace. An auto passed him and
not hearing the signal OF account of
Lis cap being over his ears and a big
coat collar up, the team ran with him
for over a half mile, and the worst of
it was he was on foot, he lost his bal
ance and fell, but being a spry man
gained his footing again and caught
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
EXPECT JURY BY CHRISTMAS
Five Weeks Of Mcnamara Trial Re-
suits in Three Jurors.

Los Angeles, Cal, Nov. 9.-Three
sworn jurors and a talesman passed
for cause were the showing in the Nc
Namara murder trial at the end OF
five weeks Of court.
Another venireman had been accept
ed by the defense as to cause and
counsel began to hope for a full jury
box by Christmas TO try James b. Nc
Namara for the alleged murder OF
Charles J.. Haggerty. a mschinist
killed in the Los Angeles Times ex-
plosion a year ago
Another venire OF forty men has
been summoned. making 2s5 men thus
far drawn for jury service.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
ChatteI Mortgage Sale
Nov. Is W.


Name az mortgagor, Ole 7. Huseby.
Name of nortgagee, Ole Thorheinl.
Owner of mortgage, Ole Thorheim.
Date of mortgage, March q, 1911.
Date of filing in Day county, South
akota, March %. 1911. at $40 o'clock a. m
Sum secured by said NOR tgage, $4,000.
Sum claimed to be due on said mortgage
Sli8.OO.
Mortgaged property: One dark bay
mare, IL years old, bought this date at Ole
Thorheim sale; one dark brown gelding,
IL years old, named Snag, weight about
1900; one set double work harness, chain
tug. all i'm good condition.
Default has been made in the conditions
in said mortgage contained. Said default
consists in n~on-payment of the note
secured by said mortgage when the same
became due or at all.
Said mortgage will be foreclosed by a
sale of the above described property, at
public auction, on Saturday, November
Is, 1911, at one o'clock p. m. i'm front of DIR.
N. NJ. Judges livery barn, in the City of
Webster, Day county, South Dakota, and
the proceeds of such sale applied to the
pa yment of said debt, after paying the
costs and expenses of this foreclosure,
including attorneys fees as allowed by
law.
Dated November Is. 1911.
Ole Thorheim,
Owner of mort gage.
c. A. Wells,
Attorney.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
REBEL GENERALS ARE SLAIN
Rivalry Results In Assassination Of
Both by Their Men.

Changsha, Province OF Human. Chi
ma, Nov. l0.-A condition bordering
on anarchy exists here, owing to the
desperate rivalry OF the revolutionary
leaders, who took possession Of the
city a few days ago. The two most
prominent republican chieftains, Gen.
erals Chiso and Tseng, were both muir
dered by soldiers. They had been very
jealous of each others positions and
their quarrel had been taken up by
their followers.
In an effort to control the situation
Tan Tsuan, the republican governor,
has been proclaimed dictator. But he
is a scholar and not a leader, and is
reported anxious to escape the re-
sponsIbility.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
REPULSE
ATTACK ON TRIPOL|
Turks and Arabs Sustain Heavy
Casualties.

Tripoli, Nov. 11.-Turkish artillery
and Arab horsemen made several at
tacks upon the Italian lines. The Ital-
ians fought their way to the trenches
Of the enemy, who temporarily re-
tired, but again attacked as the Ital-
ians were returning to their base. At
night the Turks withdrew. The Ital-
ians sustained some casualties and the
Arabs and Turks many.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
The Lion Didn't Roar.

It is related that Pinnow. the faith
fnl servant and personal valet OF
Prince Bismarck, once trod on his
masters equity foot Instead Of swear.
ing at him or even declaring he was
: clumsy fool, Bismarck, noticing that
Pinnow himself was frightened, said
Consider yourself honored. No other
person. my dear Pinnow. not ever the
kaiser himself. would have been suf-
fered to tread on my corns."
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
ChatteI Mortgage Sale

Name Of mortgagor, OF. Huseby.
Name of mortgagee. The Webster Hard
ware Company.
Owner of mortgage, The Webster Hard
ware Company.
Date of mortgage. August 9, 1911.
Date of filing in Day County, South
Dakota, August g., 1911, at 2:0 o'clock D. m.
Sum secured by said mortgage, S23.25.
Sum claimed to be due on said mort
gage. ST. 5.
Mortgaged property; One Concord, bolt
hame, brass trimmed, breeching harness;
one pair collars, heavy.
Default having been made i'm the condi-
tions in said mortgage contained. Said
default consists in non.payment of the
note secured by said mortgage when the
same became due or at all.
Said mortgage will be foreclosed by a
sale of the above described property, at
public auction, on Saturday, November
q, 1911, at one O'clock y. m, in front of DR..
NJ. u. Judges livery barn, in the City of
Webster, Day County, South Dakota, and
the proceeds of such sale applied to- the
payment of said debt, after paying the
costs and expenses of this foreclosure,
including attorneys fees as allowed by
law.
Dated November IL. 1911.
Webste Hardware Company,
Owner of mortgage.
c a. Wells,
Attorney.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
A Glimpse Of Or. johnson.

From Boswell's Life of Johnson:'
TN one Of DIR. Johnson's manuscript
diaries there is the following entry.
which marks his curious minute atten-
ton: July 20, 1851 shaved my nail
by accident In whetting the knife about
an eighth Of an inch from the bottom
and about a fourth from the top. This
J easur that I may know the growth
Of nails And Aug Is. 1888, | cut
from the vine forfy-one leaves which
weighed ave ounces and a half and
eight scruples. ! lay them upon my
bookcase, to see what weight they vii!
lose by drying"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
PEKING HAS NOT GIVEN UP
Chinese Throne clinoIns to Hope That
Compromise May BE Made.

Picking. Nov. 1.-THE throne and
government alternates between hope
and despair. Yuan Shi Kai tele-
graphed that he was unable to come
TO Peking and expressed a pessimistic
view OF the situation. A second mes
sage later struck a more cheerful
note.
The dispatches were directed to the
foreign board and, in the first. Yuan
Shi Kai said:
The outlook Is decidedly gloomy. l
do not expect to be able to effect the
desired qualification. Moreover. my
health is sc feeble that l am unable to
to Picking and assume the post
of premier"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
TURKS CLAIM BIG VICTORY
Kill 500 italians and Take Much
Ammunition and Food.

Constantinople, Nov. S.-The war
ONCE does not claim that Turkish
troops have reoccupied Derna, Tripoli.
An official telegram from that quarter,
however, reports that the Turks won
a big victory. 500 Italians being killed
and eighteen guns and large quantities
Of ammunition and provisions being
captured.
The porte has dispatched a protest
to the powers against ltaly's claim
that she has annexed Tripoli and Cy.
renaica. setting forth Turkeys deter
mination TO resist.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
NOW QUITS THE MINISTRY
Pastor Who Tied the Astor Knot
Forced to RESIGN.

Providence, r. l., Nov. 9.-Because
of the criticism resulting from his
marrying Colonel John Jacob Aston
and Miss Madeline r. Force at New
port Sept. 9, Rev. Joseph Lambert has
resigned as pastor Of the Elmwood
temple congregational church) of
this city and will leave the ministry to
go into business.
There have been a lot of unkind
things said against me, especially by
the ministers of this city," said Mr..
Lambert. II did not feel that l could
continue in the work as | could not
put the same spirit into it as before"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
GENERAL WI LU cHENG SLAIN
Young Chinese Officer A~ssassInated
While Sleeping.

Picking, Nov. S.-General WI Lu
Cheng. q brilliant young military Of
ficer who was recently appointed gov
eraor of Shansi province. has been
assassinated. He was asleep in his
tent at the military encampment at
Kkikiachuang when thirty Manchu
coldiers rushed IN past the guard and
murdered him. When officers OF the
generals stan arrested the Manchus
the latter stated that WI Lu Cheng
had gone over to the revolutionaries
and was secretly ~betraying the Man
chus.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
BALFoyR RESIGNS AS LEADER
Divergency Of Views Given as the
Main Reason.

London, Nov. "a. J. Balfour has
resigned the leadership Of the opposi-
ton. There had been rumors in the
lobby of the house OF commons that
Mr.. Baifour had decided to retire from
his position as chief OF the Unionist
party in consequence of the divergency
of views regarding the efficacy OF his
leadership.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
GREAT HAVOC IN MICHIGAN
Two Persons Killed and More Than
Score Injured

Owosso, Mich, Nov. 1.-TWO per-
sons. killed. more than a score injured
and a property loss estimated at half
q million dollars, Is the result of the
tornado which struck Owosso.
The dead are Harry Corwin, thirty
years old, and his wife, who were
crushed to death n they lay in bed.
Miss Queenie Robinson, q school
teacher. was the most seriously in
jured, but she Is expected to recover
The storm swept . path more than
. thousand feet wide through the GEN.
ter Of the city. demolishing twenty
houses and damaging hundreds OF
others.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
Minneapolis Grain.

Minneapolis. Nov. 11.-Wheat-Dec.,
s1.03%; May, s1.oS% 91.0sh Cash
close on track: No. l hard, $1.05A;
No. / Northern. $1.04%: to arrive. ST..
OAK 01.04%; No. 2 Northern. 5000
]. 02z; to arrive. $1.O1% 91.02%; No.
8 Northern, 97@s9Ac; No. 3 yellow
corn, 73c; to arrive. Coo; Nc. 4 corn,
re; No. 5 white oats. 46hc; to ar
rive, 45Ac; No. 3 oats. 4lh G44c; bar.
ley. 75cGs117; fax. $2.0214; to arrive.
s2.olh.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-11-16
Prom Butler Budget
ID. r. Potter, editor.

ID. T.. Potter, editor.
Mrs. Martin Nelson visited with his
folks a few days last week.
W.. E. Stevens, of Presho, S. d.,
visited in Butler Thursday and Friday.
Mr.. Stevens was on his way back from
| Chicago where he had taken a car of
stock for the Scotty Philips ranch,
also to visit his daughter, Maye, who
is a student in the Moody Bible lnsti-
tute there.
Mrs. Edith Lewis, of Andover, came
down Saturday morning to spend a few
days with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
D. f. Potter. Her children, Hermet,
and Vera, accompanied her.
Glen Hollingsworth came up from
Vienna Saturday where he has been
installing a lighting plant. He went
to Webster Monday night.
Mrs. Harry Hansen went to Webster
Wednesday to begin housekeeping in
her new home. We bespeak for a cor
dial welcome from her w bster neigh
bors.
Alfred Hansen and Ole Flattum from
the east, Oscar Sjerven from the north,
Albert Seefeld and M Vineyard from
the west, and Neri Skoe from the
south were all doing business in town
Tuesday. All roads lead to Butler.
Uncle John Nichols and wife were
shopping in town Wednesday. Kind
old Uucle John, as | noticed his falter-
ing steps as he walked our streets,
what a host of recoliections We're
brought to my mind. | tried to call
the roll of the old pioneers of Day
county of twenty-five years ago. Most
of them are gone Il could almost num-
Der those who are left on the fingers
of one hand. Well, as one by one they
are taken, let Us close up our ranks
and stand together, and when our time
comes may we be found in our places,
and when we fall may it be with our
faces ~heavenward.
Well, news are scarce this week, and
as we have a little space left the office
boy asks if he may try his hand at
giving a little article. So l give him
the privilege.
"The Butler Girls
BY the Office Boy
A girl lives in Butler, yes, seven,
Who used to be pretty, yes, leven,
Now she wears a big rat
That hobs round on her back
And makes her look worse than the
devil.
There, | guess that'I fix them
Let me see what you've printed.
Why, you idiot, | guess they'll fix you.
/ wouldn't have that last line printed
for a hundred dollars.
why It's the truth."
That makes no difference. You'll
learn that you can't always tell the
truth in newspaper articles. If we
should print that, every girl in town
would be OF, our backs in less than two
hours, and we wouldn't have hair
enough left to make a fiddle string;
besides, our patrons would withdraw
and next week the Budget wouldn't
have a thousand subscribers left. No,
sir. You must erase that last line and
insert something else or cut out the
whole business.
Well, how will this do:
"And they'll never look better in
heaven"
That's all right.
"But it's a lie."
No matter; it will please the dear
creatures, and that's what we're
here for.