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Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Is 1t possible to nourish, strengthen and Re
build the Brain by Food?
Every man who thinks uses up part Of the
brain each day. Why don't it all disappear
and leave an empty skull in say month Of
brain work? Because the man rebuilds each
day
If he builds little less than he destroys.
brain flag and nervous prostration result sure
If he builds back little more each day, the
brain grows stronger and more capable. That
also is sure. Where does man get the material
to rebuild ms brain? Is it from air, sky or the
ice of the Arctic sea? When you come to
think about it, the rebuilding material must
be in the food and drink.
That also is sure.
Are the brain rebuilding materials found in
all food? In a good variety but not in suitable
proportion in all.
To illustrate: we know bones are made large
ly of lime and magnesia taken from food;
therefore to make healthy bone structure we
must have food containing these things. We
would hardly feed only sugar and fat to make
healthy bone structure In growing child.
Likewise ii we would feed in skillful man.
ner to insure getting what the brain requires
for strength and rebuilding, we must first know
some article or articles there are more than
one) that contain these elements.
Analysis of brain by an unquestionable
authority, Geoghegan, shows Of Mineral Salts.
Phosphoric Acid and Potash combined (Phos-
phate of Potash) 291 per cent Of the total,
5.33 of all mineral Salts
This is over one-half.
Beaunis. another authority. shows "Phos-
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Michael Dolan, an is It yourself?"
Eyes; sure 1t u.s."
Well, ye know thot bletherin' spal-
peen. Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
THAT do"
He bet me a bob to pint Of whis-
Ky. ! couldn't swally an egg without
breakin' the shell Nv it."
FAN ye did it?"
i did"
Then phawts ailin' yer"
TITS doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waist-coat.
If jump about I'll break 1t and
cut me stomach wild the shell, an If
l kape quiet It'll hatch and I'll have
Shanghai rooster scratchin' me in
side"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

symptoms. To attain
perfect health, you
must keep your filters
right. You can use
no better re m edy
than Doan's Kidney
Pills.
DR.. r. F. Marshall,
East Oakland, Cal,
says: Il practiced
medicine IN Maraha1l
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
ACE Of Oysters.

Oysters grow only during the sum-
mer and especially during the long.
warm summer ct that, and are scarce
II big enough for the mouth before
the third year. It IL easy after look
ing over bunch Of shells to tell how
old an oyster Is. A summer hump and
the winter sink come across the shell
every year, but after the seventh or
tenth year full growth comes; then, by
looking at the sinks between the
humps 1t Is hard to tell anything
more about Miss Oysters age. Oysters
live to be twenty years old.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
4 poetic Prosecutor.

John Burns, city prosecutor Of st.
Paul, was trying to show Judge Fine
bout why some young men ought to
be fined for tearing pickets on the
fence OF Mrs. Joe Goesik. Mr.. Burns
said:
Il know Mike Chicket tore on that
picket, and the lady took offence"
mo lady is charged with taking .
fence" replied Judge Finehout, and.
besides, this Is no place for poetry. s
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

County, Iowa, from 1870 to 1891 and
during that time became conversant
with the splendid properties Of Doan's
Kidney Pills. prescribed them in
cases Of kidney trouble with excellent
results"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers, so cents q
box. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
in THE GOOD OLD SUMMER TIME,

Many time this summer you're 60
ing to be just about done out. by the
heat-hot, and SO thirsty 1t just seems
nothing could quench 1t. When such
moments arrive or when you just
want delicious, palate tickling drink
step into the first place you can md
where they sell COCA-COLA. It's de-
licious, refreshing and completely
thirst-Quenching. At soda-fountains or
carbonated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send to the COCA-COLA CO.. Atlanta,
Ga, for their free booklet 1.-THE Truth
About COCA-COLA." Tells what
COCA-COLA is and why 1t IL so deli
cious, cooling and wholesome.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Letter. =
D.. klkDer . O.
Dln9hnnooa, \. Z.

Prove What Swamp-Root Win Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co., Binghlm-
ton, N. r., for : sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also receive
. booklet Of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and one-dollar.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

The college collector Of antiques
stopped on at Bacon Ridge.
Good day, SIR" he said, addressing
the postmaster. II am collecting old
fashioned articles and would like to
know II could find anything like that
in this hamlet. Say antique mugs. for
instance"
Uncle Jason stroked his chin whis-
kers.
Antique mugs! BY HEX. ! know the
very piaees where thar be two q them
now"
You do? Here's good cigar. Now
where can find these antique mugs p
why, down on Main street, in HI.
ram Spruceby's shop. Grandad Wheat
ley and Pap Simmons are in there
getting shaved. and by HEX. when 1t
comes to antique mugs, I reckon
thars' be the oldest in the country,
stranger"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
HEALTHY KIDNEYS ESSENTIAL
TO PERFECT HEALTH.

When healthy. the kidneys remove
about 500 grains Of impure matter
from the blood daily; when unhealthy.
some part Of the impure matter is abb
sorbed, causing various diseases and
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
mistake Cost. Severe Burns.

Sioux Falls.-As the result of mis-.
taking gasoline for kerosene Thomas
White, a homesteader living near the
little town of st. Charles, Gregory
county, was severely and perhaps
fatally burned. White poured the gas
,line on a fire he wished to kindle.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Huron.-While driving four horses
attached to manure spreader one
team became frightened and ran away,
killing the driver, John Roster, Almost
Instantly
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

The German proprietor of a Brook
Ign delicatessen store has got far
enough along to pun in English. A
writer in the New York Sun reports
the fact
Hanging in the window of the little
shop is this advertisement:
"The Best You Can Do Is Buy Our
st."-Youth's Companion.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Aberdeen Trade Excursion.

Aberdeen.-Aberdeen jobbers are
arranging for trade excursion which
will be taken over the Milwaukee line
to the westward. The journey will
extend as far west, at least, as Miles
City, Mont.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Explaining the happenings Of the
sixth day Of the creation, Miss Fran
ces Hartz read to her Sabbath school
class: "And the Lord God formed man
out of the dust Of the ground"
WELL" spoke up one kid, that's
nothin' new. Did he put him in the
sun to dry, the way we do our mud
pies?"
Miss Hartz discreetly slurred the
answer and proceeded with her les
son.-Cleveland Leader.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Consistent.

Doctor-You are considerably. under
weight, sir. What have you been do
ing?
Patient Nothing. But I'm a retired
grocer, doc-Puck.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Made Il Necessary.

mdUe " N0CeSBdTy:'
Horace Greeley invented the type
writer"
Where did you get that idea?"
well, that isn't exactly what I
mean, but his handwriting was prob
ably more responsible for it than any
other one thing"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Many a girl would promise to marry
a man IL she thought he wouldn't be
SO silly as to expect her to live up to
her promise.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Some parents are long while in
finding out that money in a boys
, pocket will do him little good, unless
he also has brains in his head.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Local color.

Local Color.
II understand that sixteen different
women have brought suit for breach
of promise against Ritter. What's his
defense?"
"Oh, he claims that he was simply
gettings material for his annual out
put of summer love stories. Puck.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
To the Point.

Over in Hoboken in shop frequent
ed by Germans, hangs sign framed in
mournful black, reading thus:
I'VE regret to inform our honored
customers that our good and generous
friend, Mr. Credit, expired today. He
was noble soul. always willing and
helpful, but has been failing for some
time. May he rest in peace. PAY
CASH."
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

There is still plenty OF honey in the
rock for the man who has the pa
thence to keep on pegging away until
he gets to it.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Auto Show for Belle Fourche.
Belle Fourche.-The Belle Fourcht
Auto club has decided to hold an auto
show. 1t will be the first show of the
kind ever held in western South Da'
kOta.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

When married woman prays for 9
hat, the Lord may answer her prayer
but it's her husband who pays for it.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

A man may avoid family cares By
taking care of his family.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

It sometimes happens that street
fight reminds married man that
there are other places like home,
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
SIGNATURE assss 60 Of AxHAzzZx
In Use For Over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Foolish.

II am going to ask your father
tonight for your hand in marriage"
How dreadfully old fashioned you
are"
I'm what way?"
Don't ask him; tell him."
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

The expectation Of being pleased
which prevails SO much in young per-
SONS is one great source of their en-
jOyments.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

For over fifty years Rheumatism and
Neuralgia sufferers have found great re-
lief in Hamlins Wizard Oil. Don't wait
for Inflammation to set in. Get bottle
today.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Swenson-Why do you always hear
Q ship referred to as she?
Benson guess it is because she
sometimes becomes very much at
tached to q buoy.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Laughter will keep the doctor OF
your Mitchell.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

When a girl yawns it's up to the
young man to get in the home stretch
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Mrs. Wins1ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind colo, sc q bottle.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Quite Often,

Figg-Two negatives make an az
firmallve, you know.
Fogg-With a woman 1t takes only
one.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Not Particular.

She-I heard Freddy Tickle has de-
cided to marry and settle down to a
particular girl.
He Huh! She can't be.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
w. 81. DOUGLAS
s9ss57ayI $50 g $3.50 & ~ SHOES ..ss ~
We'll Mated.

Thus the inquisitive .boarder:
what has become Of the 0ld-fash-
toned woman who used to call we'd
ding reception an infare?"
Response by the white-haired
boarder:
Il think she married the old
fashioned man who used to crack his
knuck1es regularly twice q day"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Farms for rent or sale on crop payments. J. Mul
hall, Sioux Citv, Iowa.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
Too Much Like Work.

1.-THE boss's SON is kicking"
"Why?"
Says he's overworked. All he used
to do was tear the pages OF the office
calendars once a month. Now he has
to wind the eight-day clock. too"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

one day OF the wonderful! cures mace
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and decided to try 1t,
and It has made me well woman.
Ny neighbors and friends declare it
had worked q miracle for me. Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is
worth its weight in gold for women
during this period Of life. II it will
help others you may publish my
letter. Mrs. NATHAN B. CREATION,
81 N. Main Street, Natick, Mass.
The Change of Life is the most criti-
cal period Of a woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known
to medicine that will so successfully
carry women through this trying
period as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege'
table Compound.
If you would like special advice
about your case write q c0nfiden.
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, 81
Lynn, Mass. Her advice IL free
and always helpful. N
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

II you want a thing well done, do
It yourself ellington.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
IA STRONG Preferenca.

"She is literary, isn't she?"
''Yes, indeed; she'd rather read than
do housework any day"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19
WHAT
| WENT
THROUGH
Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Natick, Mass. ST cannot express
what I went through during the change
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

|OI lilo DoIOTo i CIAou
Lydia E. Pinkham's
egetable Com
pound. / was in such
Ia nervous condition
Il could not keep
d till. MY lin b 8
were cold, I had
creepy sensations,
and / could not sleep
nights. I was finally
told by two phys
|icians that I also
had q tumOr. I read
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

II rUu 7aVe MOUeys
That fellow Gotrox Is a multimil-
lionaire. He has more money than
brains"
well. what does he want with
brains?"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-05-19

Important to Mothers
examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24

part day. hayward the mountain
tops with trade winds
abov toasso of Honolulu
setting background for the pageant matching
cooug Of distinctive
pageant changing with its lace border
backed with the emerald
Valleys Punchbw like the dot
distance Diamond Head with its
the of life the evolving Of
pageantry ms the harmony
territorial Capitol the palace Of
kings showing banya the stately royal
f with ample the soft lawns in the
gathering of the parader and from there
along with for all
without Owdig of the 10000 spectators
in evidence
WALL parade feel that satisfaction
the knowing thousands OF his
accorded pleasure Of the
part proceedings
credit which complete in accomplish
men prizes they well prizes they did
though something pride
pleasure long they trophies
ouvenir o. the day
Ana gates shriners ladies
them interest
eamadere fond appreciation thes
seeing pageant which Il pleasure 70 take
congafuatnu that they Of II IN than
And with At the yesterday Of achievement Hno
takes with every prospect Of prosperity for the eong
growing mpeltanes integral pH Of ne United States aa eonselou.
" nehng along the straight path Of destiny % nlme statehood
hssaii gas Hq faga q gagssnis-qnt peal yeaf
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24

division as it was in that Of the Oahu
princess, but instead of the brilliant
yellow satin of the Oahu pa-us, skirts
of bright cerise distinguished it as
far off as it could be seen.
Her attendants were Miss q. Kalino,
Miss M. Mahoe, Miss E. Kaimi, Miss
A. Cummins, Miss L. KalauIa, Miss l..
Kakani.
Molokai Green.
Preceded as usual by her page, CARRIED
as was herself and her followers, Miss
Kalama Meyer upheld the dignity Of
Molokai, and no malihini could tell from
the bearing of the double green princess
that Mololiai was whit smaller than
the largest of the Eight Pearls.
In dark green capes, contrasting
pleasingly with the deeper colors of
the escorts who had gone before, the
Molokai eight were among the best in
the section, the lighter green pa-us be-
ing arranged with faultless precision in
long folds that were not disturbed by
the miles of street riding, Her attend
ants were: Joseph Kaea, page; Miss
u. McCarty, Miss Abbie Lucas, Miss
Alice Ward, Miss Violet Lucas, Miss
Margaret Mccarthy, Mrs. Moore.
The Rcd and yellow.
The gayest of the gay, Princess Alics
Hattie of the Fire Island led banC
Of bright-hued riders at the end of the
Island Princesses, and as if the brightel
eolors of their riders costumes had i'm
parted a little of itself to them, thu
horses bearing the Hawaii representa-
tives pranced and curveted more tAaI
did those which had gone before.
With yellow capes and red pa-us
longer than we're any of the Others
they made bright spot in the parade
that was bright even in comparison
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24
% MAUI NO IA OF"
SILVER SWORD OF :tALEAKALA
Or GEO 5 AIKEE's oH,ous ENTRY
lTrom Thurgday,g Advertiser.l

Distinctive in the world among either
paades mdi marked Honouus annual Floral
of Birthday all an
practical interesting equally to the native Honou
parade worthy remembrance and one
travelling far to
spectacle must be placed the Island
pres riders their picturesque and graceful cos
of horseback In Ors yet contrasting mar
setting of the pageant these
handsome young held the attention and the
center Of be n a striking manner
yet is in place accentuate the
continual showing they
life of the Islands, the costumes customs and ge
will with the best of country
heretofore in Honolulu
blowing
while the which of the nime yelled
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24
AN APPRECIATION

May space which express my apprecia
visitor Of the magnificent spectacle afforded today by the
responsible Floral Parade No travellers part
possibly gorgeousy
who find ourselves sOjournng Hawaii during
joy indeed ourselves fortunate Passing
through picturesque todays
sight, its aspects unique features and graceful and
combining strike the imagination But massed
either against the impressive
College Heights lifting to the arch the fore
ground extending through varying shades of to the
lacy breaking Hawas wreath coral it
avished from Greek picture words Of mine
attempt describe which imprinted
memory privileged it. To the patient
that produced such beautiful result must all
grateful artistry imagination that devised the form
perfect tone picture
the Hawaiian people beautiful their
delightful country-the Islands Of the blest.
experience Of the entertainment the Aakea wharf
Tuesday night the Honolulu people and their visitors from
demonraby that they the carnival air
that function Alexander Field did
battle of flowers Let hope this win be added to next
years program, Fortunate be again in Honolulu
February representing Australia
HUNTER
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24
.ISLAN0 BEAUTIES
and GAY PA-US

AS much pains as ever were taken
this year to keep the Island Princess
section-which must remain the true
feature of the entire parade to keep
up its Hawaiian sentiment-as good
this year as it has been in the past,
and while it was hard to improve on
those who bore the banners of the
various islands in previous parades, the
general ensemble this year was finer
than ever.
The island groups remained together
with greater effect and instead of the
usual strivings after individual notice
which married the display Of pau rid
ers in former days, the splendid dignity
of more real princesses and real reti'
nues were much more imposing.
The Black and yellow.
Leading the royal ladies Of the other
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24

islands came Miss Libby Peek who had
been chosen to represent the capitol
island in this parade and creditably
did she perform her part, even with
worthy rivals.
Black and yellow, the colOrs of Oahu,
distinguished the princess, her page,
her retinue and her banners. The
sweeping pa-u's Of the princess and
the less majestic costumes of her at
tendants, the small leis, used to pretty
effect, and a well trained corps of
attendants who have ridden the streets
of Honolulu many a day in preparation
made the Oahu delegation worthy
one.
Besides Samuel Peck, Princess Lib
by's page, her attendants were Miss
Clorinda Low, Miss Leilani Holt, Miss
Miller Machado, Miss Flora Clancy,
Miss Richie Crockett, Mrs. Charles
Cash.
The Double Purple.
Contrasting prettily with the black
capes and yellow pa-us Of the Oahu
Princess, Mrs. Emma Gray, Princess
Of Kauai and her retinue CARRIED in
two shades Of the color that has been
proclaimed royal in more lands than
one, formed the second division OF this
gallant section.
Six attendants, as with the Other
prineesses, rode behind the KBal
royalty two by two, and their riding
testified to as great a training as was
evident ID everything else Princes
Emma 3 attendants were Joseph Haa
heo, pagej Miss Mund0n, Miss Emme
line Magoon, Miss Margaret Jones
Miss Farah Fern, Mrs. Cooke aud Mrs
Pike.
The Valley Hammer
After the last Of the Kauai Teilnai
pfeneed young Master Ihal, page q
the princess % the Valley Island Mla
Becky eopp. Who Ylaa viii hef lslanl
laaabl We the oemineat aoler ID nj
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-02-24

all brightness around The
North Harriet Pckard
Jimmie Hol, page; Miss Lizzie Spencer pueenie sharatt
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-03-04
HAS POLICE RECORD.
-Four Million Dollar Heiress Also Has
Matrimonial Trouble.

Chicago. March 4.-The love affairs
of Mr.. and Mrs. George Henderson
are running anything but smoothly.
According to the police it has been dis
covered that Mrs. Henderson, who
claims to be an heiress to 100000
left by her departed father, &C E. Will
son." has a record under the name of
Mabel Jeenor.
Henderson was working on a $500
a year salary with the Century com
pany until he met Margaret Wilson, .
She posed as an heiress to an i'm
mense fortune and after their mar
riage induced him to give up his bust
ness and become president of the
mythical "Interurban Traction com
pany.'
According to police records it now
appears that Mrs. Henderson was ar
rested on February 3. 1910, on a
charge of larceny, and spent three
weeks in Jail. After a few weeks OF
liberty Mrs. Henderson using her
more familiar name of Mabel Jeenor
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-03-04

DR.. Eva Harding has returned from
a three weeks trip to New Orleans.
The relay team of the high school
VIII meet the Washburn team