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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
IS STILL IN SUSPENSE
Private Leahy Questions Sergeant
Oonahue Regarding a Point In
Military Law.

Private Donahue and Private Lealy
were the best of friends, but when
Private Donahue became Sergeant
Donahue. Private Leahy saw the fail
ings Of his former companion with
amazing clearness.
Sergeant" he said n day, after
long. fixed gSiIf at his superior In
rank, III a private stepped up to a
sergeant and called him a consated
little monkey, phwat wud happen
He'd 10 put in the gyard-house.'
said the sergeant.
HE wud?"
He wud."
But II the private only knew the
sergeant was a consated little mon
key, and said niver a wurrd, wud he
be put in the gyard-house for that?'
"Av coorse he wud not" said the
sergeant, loftily.
We'll, thin. for the prisent well
Fave It 20 at that" said Private
Leahy.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
hustIers.

"A good turkey dinner and mince
pie" said Simeon Ford, always puts
us in a lethargic mood-makes US feel,
in fact, like the natives OF Nola
Chunky.
I'm Nola Chunky one day l said to
a a
What is the principal occupation
OF this town.
wall, boss the man answered
yawniug, In winter they mostly sets
on the east side of the house and fol
lers the sun around to the west, and
in summer they sets on the west side
and follers the shade around TO the
east"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Bold Scribe.

"Ho, hunt" calculated honest Farm
or Hornbeak, who had encountered In
the village newspaper an example OF
the perverslty which the linotype
sometimes displays. The editor OF
the Plaindealer amt afraid TO speak
his mind. He m right out and
says: In our opinion the Hon. Thorn
as Rott has iyddaonkzzounsottttptpt
pm mnwww trahahaha hawzw zens-
kibby.' And. by Jolly! he says 1t as
II he meant It, too!"-Puck.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Rarmalda In South Australia.

South Australia Is suffering from a
barmaid famine. Two years ego bar
maids were abolished in that state by
act Of parliament. No more could be
legally engaged, but those already EN-.
ployed could remain on condition that
they register themselves.
There are now only 400 of them left,
and the competition for their serv-
Ices is such that their wages have
jumped from rs ~shillings to SO a
week. The hotels that have had to
employ barmen report a considerable
change for the worse In their receipts
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Spice Tea Cakes.

Break " eggs into a cup, melt
butter size Of an egg, put in with
& III cup with milk and turn into
mixing dish. Add n cup sugar. Sift
three times two small cups -four with
one ~teaspoonful Of cream Of tartar
and one.half teaspoonful Of soda, one
half t]easpoonfui each of allspice, Glove
and cinnamon, dash Of nutmeg and
raisins to liking. Bake in gem tins
and frost with white frosting made OF
confectioner's sugar mixed with milk
or water. These are fine and light.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Rallroadlnn and Dancing.

Stuart c. Leake. who has a lot to do
with managing a big railroad In Rich
mond, Va, is noted as one Of the best
dancers I'm the south.
One night something went wrong
with the branch Of the road over
which Leake has supervision.
where in thunder was Leake?'
asked the president of the road next
morning.
Leading a german" said the gen
eral manager.
Which" commented the president
was a dirty Irish trick."-PopulaI
Magazine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

BILE Compound. L
was sick three
months and could
not walk. l suf-
fered all the time.
The doctors said l
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for L could
hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
right leg. / began
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Stuffed Rolled Roast.

Wipe two pounds steak cut from
the round, three-quarters inch in thick.
ness. Spread with a stufing prepared
with one and one-half cups cracker
crubs, one-uuarter cup of butter melt
ed. one-half cup boiling water, salt,
pepper and sage. Roll, fasten and bake
forty-hve minutes.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

'Your wife insists on being allowed
to vote"
Yes" replied Mr.. Meekin. She's
not content with having the last word
in political argument. She wants to
go to the polls and put in a post
scrint."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
throat.

Il tried to cure this for eighteen
doctor advised me to have my tonsils
cut out, but 1 did not like the idea.
Another doctor examined me, and told
me the same thing. ! finally got a bot
tie of Peruna, and after I had taken
one bottle my throat was better. I
bought and used a dozen bottles, and
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
OYSTERS a La Creole.

Put into the chatting dish blazer a
pint OF oysters, a teaspoonful Of Wor.
cestershire sauce, a stalk OF celery
cut fine and a cupful of cream. When
the edges OF the oysters begin to
cookie, add salt to season and a half
,upful of sherry and serve on toast.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Rnttermilk pounhnnts.

Put four cups pastry -four into a
shallow bowl, sift in one and one,half
teaspoonfuls each of soda and cream
of tartar, one-half teaspoonful CHINA
mon and one OF salt; add n cup
sugar, one egg, unbeaten, and n cup
buttermllk DIETER thick); mix well
and proceed as for doughnuts.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
A Good Samaritan.

"once, when | was i'll, he gave me a
punch in the stomach"
81 don't see why you should be
grateful for that"
ut was a milk punch. They
strengthen, you know"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Mo- Doctor In Forty years.

Forty years residence in the coun-
try near Etna with never a doctor
summoned on a professional visit at
his home is record OF f. II. Hamilton,
who has nevertheless raised a large
family.
There were times during the last
two score years when we were hun
cry, but we were never sick" said Mr..
Hamilton.-Portland ~Oregonian.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Prolific.

A census.taker while on her rounds
called at a house occupied by an
Irish family. One of the questions
she asked was:
How many males have you In this
family?"
The answer came without heslta-
ton:
Three e day, NUM-"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Spring Humors are due 10 the i'm
pure. impoverished, devitalized condi-
ton of the blood brought about by
the unhealthful modes % living dur
ing the winter, too close confinement,
too little outdoor air and exercise. too
heavy diet. Hoods sarsapnrilla cures
them and builds up the whole system.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
BAD CASE
OF GRIP
Caused Sore Throat and Ton.
siiitis. Restored by
Peruna.

Mr.. W.. II.
H o u 5 e y,
Stony Point,
T
writes:
give years
ago / took a
very severe
cold which
resulted In
la grippe. 1
never W a 9
30 bad OFF. 1
was in bed
o e e r a :.
weeks, and
when 1 did
get up l had
TO n S ilitis
and 6 o r o
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
EASTER POST CARDS FREE.

Send &c stamp for five samples Of our
very best Gold Embossed, Easter, Flower
and Motto Post Cards; beautiful colors and
loveliest designs. Art Post Card Club, 1871
jackson St., Topeka, Kan.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Reckless.

"Pipps doesn't care what he buys on
credit"
NO. You would think that every
day he lives is his last day on earth"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

"Twobble started TO read DR.. Eliot's
Harvard Classics"
How far did he get before stop
ping7"
"As far as the bookcase"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Dost thou love life? Then do not
squander time, for time is the stun life
is made of.-Franklin.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Executive ability consists In finding
a mar who can do the work-and in
letting him do 1t. Lots OF men who
can do the first, can't do the second.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Useful In Its Way.

Maud-What a long hatpin! Surely
you don't ever use It!
Ethel-Only when ] go bargain
rushing.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
useful Nutnlek.

A useful article for the kitchen is a
common nutpick. This viii be found
invaluable in taking the caps OF milk
and cream bottles.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Life is a stage play; II matters not
how long we act, so long as we act
Well.-Bacon.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Mrs, winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces
ton, Rllays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Even a little trial is a big one If you
have no others.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

I. you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 OF.
package, 8 cents,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

A one sided argument never geti
very strenuous.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

ESCAPES
VASE ured byLydiaE. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Elwood, Ind.-"Your remedies have
cured me and l have only taken six
bottles of Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegeta-
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

The man who let's well enough alone
never gets very far ahead.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Sligh. e-xaggeratlons do more harm
than reckless violations Of it.-Ches-
terfeld.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, Is made
Of clean, sweet. health-giving Herbs.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Constipation, indigestion, sick.headache
and bilious conditions are overcome by a
course of Garfield Tea. Drink on retiring.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDt
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large 2 OF. package, 5 cents
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

There never was a good war or a
bad peace.-Franklin.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27
Hoods ~SarsapariHa
For
All Spring Blood Diseases
and Ailments

Possesses medicinal merit Peculiar to Itself and has an
unequaled record of cures. Take it this spring, in usual
LIQUID form or tablets known as Sarsatabs.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Your dTuggist Will refund money II PAZO lint
MENT fails TO cure any case OF Itching, Blind,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Some men. Ike some ROSTERS. are
always crowing-but what's the use2
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Cleanliness is next TO godliness-
John Wesley.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-04-27

Hoods sarsaparllIa has no equal
for cleansing the blood and expelling
the humors hat accumulate during
the winter. It effects its wonderful
cures because It combines the utmost
remedial values OF more than twenty
different ingredients. Insist on having
Hoods. II has no substitute.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21
Why Should the Soil Be Made Fine

A writer in an exchange said that
the soil should be made fine as dust
for the reason that fine, hairlike roots
are unable to force their way into the
hard Jumps of the soil.
This, however, is not the main rea-
son why the earth shO' | be made
fine. The ability of the roots Of plants
and trees to penetrate the soil when 1t
is moist, even though it may be hard,
is not to be doubted. Roots are fur
nished with means of forcing their
way through the soil with great per-
sistency. 1t is marvellous how roots
will at times force through a hard
soil.
A number of authorities have the
idea that the principal object in MAX
ing the soil fine as a seed bed or pre-
paratory for transplanting is that the
seed will not germnate so readily in
a lump soil and that plants, vines and
trees when transplanted in lump soil
are apt to perish, owing to lack of
moisture. and owing to the fact that
the air penetrates lumpy soil, remov-
ing the moisture and rendering it i'm
possible to compress the particles of
earth firmly about the seed or roots
in the way that nature intended.
There are few farmers who doubt
the desirabiity of making soil fine, but
tnere are many WHO 40 not lullS APP
preciate the importance of such work.
If the soil is so lumpy that each
particle of it is as large as a walnut,
and in it we plant seed. or set a
strawberry plant, grape vine or an ap-
pie tree, we know that it will perish
even with a slight drought. If the
Jumps of earth are reduced to the size
Of kernels of corn, there will still eX
ist a difficulty in terminating the seed
or in making the plants or trees bear
transplanting on such soil. So it is
plain that every effort we make in fin
ing the soil increases the prospect of
termination of seed, etc, in such soil.
In blowing field, the greater part of
which is loamy and friable. but GER
tain small parts of which are Clayey
and lumpy, the grain sOwn in this lot
readily terminates in every part of
the field, except the lumpy part, and
here the grain will not germinate un-
less excessive moisture is applied.
In conclusion, making the soil fine
holds moisture. and this frees the fer
tility in the soil. The finer the soil is
pulverized the better for whatever is
planted in it.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21

A Strateeist.-A gentleman entered
the postoffice in a small Highland
town and handed a packet for regis
tered post across the counter.
I'VE can't take that-it's not sealed
said the young lady in charge, snap
pishly.
But haven't any sealing wax" ex-
planned the gentleman. Couldn't you
seal it?"
Certainly mott" replied the girl.
It's not our business to seal pack
cts for the general public"
"Ah, WELL" said the gentleman. I'll
just wire my friend that the packet
won't reach him."
So he wrote his telegram and hand
ed it to the girl. The message ran:
Beautiful and charming girl in post
office here will not take packet be-
cause not sealed"
The young lady promptly said she
would seal the Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21
A DRIVE IN TIBET.
Surprise Of Natives at Sight of vehi
Gle Drawn by Horse.

Surprise Of Natives at Sight of Vehi.
Gle Drawn by Horse.
Before the departure of our guests
short drive. The vehicle is a low
seated trap just imported from India,
but unfortunately no harness has ar
rived as yet; however, I have i'm
provised some with rawhide and we
start off down the stony road and
across the bridge.
My guest and all the onlookers are
vastly amused. the tears roll down
their faces the laughable idea Of sit
ting in a chair and making a pony
pull it along There are no wheeled
vehicles in Tibet, and these people
had only seen the rough ekkas, which
were used for transport during the
expedition in 1904. Their surprise at
the motor car imported by my pre-
decessor had subsidized, though they
were always glad to surround and
stare at it.
For sheer entertainment however,
let them gaze on the white mans
new invention going down the road.
but as we are crossing the narrow
bridge, innocent of parapets, it occurs
to me that the pony is further off than
he should be.
I am puzzling over this phenome-
non when suddenly the shafts slip
clear of the harness, the trap tilts
back and we are lying on 1t with our
heads hanging over the rushing water
and our feet pointing to the skies.
Meanwhile the pony, who never in
this wise had been treated before"
tears the reins out of my hands and
gallops home. The Tibetan groom
with great presence of mind closes
the hood of the trap so that we cam
not see the awful doom that awaits
us If we stir, though the danger is no
further off on that account.
With some difficulty we are rescued.
my Tibetan friend in a terrified con-
dition, and / have never been able to
persuade him to come for a drive
again. even behind the best Gavin
pore harness.-F. NJ. Bailey i'm Black
woods Magazine.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21

Rectifying an Error-Uncle Joe
Cannon, at a dinner in Washington,
said of speakers errors:
"All speakers make queer errors
now and then. Usually, though, they
correct them with address.
"Once, in the Illinois legislature,
there were two men, Montague Har-
rison and Harrison Montague. The
first was very short. the second very
tall; but the speaker, during a de-
bate, once addressed the former as
the latter.
He recovered himself, however,
quickly. He said. with a chuckle:
"'It is strange that I should take
Harrison Montague for Montague
Harrison-that 1 should make such
mistake as that-for there is as great
difference between you two gentle
men as there is between horse ches-
nut and a chestnut horse. detroit
Free Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21
humorous department.

The Same, Only Different.-"The
English language" said Thomas Bal
ley Millard. oriental authority, author
and globe trotter. according to The
Philadelphia Times, 'is one of the
worlds wonders. There are more
kinds of it than of any other Ian
guage on earth.
"Out in China 1 once had a native
valet who talked very fair pidgin Eng
lish. He could talk to all sorts Of Eng
lish- speaking people, with very indif-
ferent results in some cases. The va
riety of accents never was so i'm
pressed on me as in observing his trou-
BILE with some of them.
"One Gay he said to me. Master
talk velly good English for a Mclean
man.
why 1 said. English is the Ian
guage of America; the same as the
English use.
THE boy was astounded and evil
IDENTIFY doubted me. Finally he ejacu-
lated:
but, master. If they have same
talkee, why don't they usee same
talkee?'"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21

A Narrow Eseape-I nearly had q
scrap this morning" confided a slen-
der young lawyer whom you wouldn't
suspect of being belligerent.
Who WITH" we asked, with no ro-
gard for grammar.
Jimmie Squiggs. l guess I spoke
hastily to him. Anyhow, he got the
idea that I wanted to lick him."
well, what did he do?"
He took it on the run. Honest, he
did three blocks in about twelve Sec
onds before I could say a word"
That's going some for a big man
like Squiggs."
Amt it? And it didn't do him bit
of good. l was a half block ahead OF
him every step of the way!"-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21
A FLAME OF PAIN.
The Shock That Comes With the Bite
of the Electric Ant,

OF tne GloCSTiC NHts
When you happen to sit down to
rest or take notes near a colony Of
electric ants some wandering hunter
is sure to find you and come cautious
ly forward to discover the nature Of
the intruder and what ought to be
done. If you are not too near the ant
town and keep perfectly still he may
run across your feet a few times. over
your legs and hands and face, up your
trousers, as If taking your measure
and getting comprehensive views. then
go in peace without raising an alarm.
If, however, a tempting spot is offered
or some suspicious movement excites
him a bite follows. And such a bite!
/ fancy that a bear or a wolf bite Is
not to be compared with 1t. A quick
electric flame of pain flashes along
the outraged nerves, and you discover
for the first time how great is the ca
pacity for sensation you are possessed
of. A shrek, a grab for the animal
and bewildered stare follow this bite
of bites as one comes back to con-
sciousness from sudden eclipse.
This wonderful electric ant Is about
three fourths of an inch long. Bears
are fond of it and tear and gnaw its
home logs to pieces and roughly de-
YOUR the eggs, larvae, parent ants and
the rotten or sound wood Of the cells,
all in one spicy acid hash. The Digger
Indians also are found Of the larvae
and even Of the perfect ants, so 1 have
been told by old mountaineers. They
bite off and reject the head and eat the
tickly acid body with keen relish.
Thus are the poor biters bitten, like
every other bitter, big or little, in the
worlds great family.-JOhn Muir in
Atlantic.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21

Where Were the Rest2-The s.
year-old son of a Baltimore physician,
together with a friend, was playing in
his fathers office during the absence of
the doctor, when suddenly the first lad
threw open a closet door and disclosed
to the terrified gaze of his little friend
an articulated skeleton.
When the visitor had sufficiently re-
covered from his shock to stand the
announcement the doctors son ex-
planned that his father was extremely
proud of that skeleton.
rs he?" asked the other "Why?"
Il don't know" was the answer;
maybe it was his first patient."-
Harpers magazine.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21
Kill the Flies.

One fly killed now will amount to
more than a hundred In June, and
work done now to destroy their breed
ing places will be twenty times as ef-
fective as that done later on. Getting
rid of flies is, as all know, a very diff
ficult matter, and here, if anywhere
the ounce of prevention Is worth more
than the pound Of cure.
1t should not be necessary to say
anything more about the fly as an
| undesirable citizen" Every reader
of ours should know by this time how
he is bred in filth and refuse; how he
carries this filth with him wherever
he goes-to the table. to the childs
face, to the food on which he alights-
and how he is not only unclean but
dangerous. That he carries the germs
| of various diseases Is no longer doubt
| ed. We have before us as we write
letter from DR.. George S. Brown, of
Birmingham, Ala, in which he
blames the fly for most of the typhoid
cases in that city and tells how fly
may follow a man or a horse for
miles perhaps and carry this dread
disease with him.
In fact, from regarding the fly as
only a nuisance, perhaps a necessary
one, investigators have come to real
lie tndt he is ny ldT the HlOSl udu-
gerous animal in the country, far
more to be dreaded than all our pois-
onous snakes and wild beasts. Re-
christened the Typhoid Fly" he is
hatched and feared as never before,
because his powers of evil are more
fully realized. If he can not be eX-
terminated, he must at least be kept
out Of the home.
There are two things to do: The
first is to screen the house and keep
the flies out. killing the stragglers that
get in; the second is to destroy their
breeding places, in the country US
ually the stables and outhouses. Be-
gin this warfare right now; see that
the house is screened as soon as pos
sible. and get rid of all places in
which the flies are likely to breed, be-
fore the warm weather comes.
You do not want to sit down to eat
with a horde of these filth-reeking
visitors, and you do not want to risk
their bringing a case Of typhoid into
the home. Get ready now to protect
yourself.-ProgreSsiv Farmer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-21

Love of Display.-The doorbell of
the Vanity's house rang at about s
o'clock one night, and Mrs. Vanity said
excitedly to her husband.
There, Charles, I know that's the
furniture van coming with the new
bedroom suite we bought today, and II
it Is I just won't receive it, that's all"
why not?" asked Mr.. Vanity.
why not?" replied Mrs. Vanity.
do you think I'm going to pay 500
for a suite and then have 1t sent out
here after dark so that none of the
neighbors can see it when it's brought
in? Not if know it."-London Tele-
graph.