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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23
INsURREoros' sK1RMIsH LINE.

could have taken and possibly held
Juarez and yet declined. Then they
thought OF the city Of chihuahua. from
which practically all the federal troops
were separated. and discovered the In
~surrectos were between them and tho
capital and held the railroads and wireA
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23
0rozco, the Chief
FigureInMexico'
Serious Rebellion


IXICAN
tons are not un-
usual occurrences.
but the present
one is apparently
Of a more serious
character b a n
t b o s e President
Porfrio Diaz has
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23
No

care you going to the beaches this
summer"
"No. my deah fellah."
"Aren't you"
"No."
why not""
"Deah me! Don't you know l come
of an old and aristocratic family?"
ooh. we'll. they won't hold that
against you there"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23
Not Sharp Enough.

"He cut such Il ridiculous figure"
II don't set how he could"
"Why?"
"He is so dull"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23
Usual Wav.

Excepting a diary this year?"
II guess so; keeping it somewhere II
1t isn't lost"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23

Cheapest accident lnsurance--Dr.
Thomas Eclectic Oil. Stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggists
sellit.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-03-23
Mount Macy.

WUuUG WaGys 47
Mount Macy. In the Adirondacks, is
the highest point in New York state,
having an altitude Of 5,344 feet.
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cIaudire With saueaIers.

the !Claudine returned from Hilo
and ports this morning with a fair list
of passengers. She also brought
seventy-seven hogs, twenty-five crates
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The Helene arrived from Laupahoe.
hoe this morning with seyenty-one
head of cattle and a miscellaneous
cargo.
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Shipping And Waterfront News
dtcna SGpngon Page Five

| the railroad wharf, whence they will
be hauled to a vacant lot and stored
until arrangements can be made ia
have them continue their Journey 10
London.
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.
Per Claudine from Hilo and ports,
October 11-Mr, Richards and wife,
Miss Melnotte, E. Walker, r. Nc
Grew, F. CROUCH, f. A. Miller, N.
Sato, Makahara, J. Hanahele Mrs.
Rosario, A. NJ. Curtis, r. w. Dunn,
Mr.. Durup, NJ. MacIntyre, Miss Mil
lard, A. r. Traphagen, W. G. Schiefer,
Camp Schoening, Mrs. Seabury and
two children, Father Justin, S. G
Noda, H. Lee Leong, Miss Hrust,
Miss NJ Freitas, Mrs. M. c. Martin.
Miss Martin, w. J. Coelho, B. Koba-
yashi, Mrs. A. Kahaule, H. w. Rice
and wife, Beke Shihi, Fl. Howell, ].
w. Kershner, Geo. F. Henshall.
Albert Cockett, J. Taylor and wife,
and 1Orty-SeVen on deck.
Per w. G. Hall from Nawiliiwil
and ports, October 11-R. Ivers, A..
Gartley, J. Teves, Mrs. Teves, J..
Rodrigues, Mrs. Rodrigues, Mrs.
Comes, M. Remos, X. C. Hopper, T..
NJ. Church, G. L. Billsborough, Mrs.
T.. Koika, and twelve on deck.
Passengers Departed.
Per S. S. Wilhelmina for San Fran.
cisco, Oct. lid. B. w. Alexander
Mr. Antoni, Captain Anderson, Mrs
Anderson, II. G. Boswell, Jerome
Brunswick, H. Bostwick, C. G. Bockus
D. w. Burchard, Mrs D. w. Burchard
j. b. Brown, e. D. Casterline, Mrs. E
d. Casterline, Miss L. Casterline. Miss
d. Casterline, Mrs. S. Casterline, E. M
Cope, Mrs. E. M. Cope, B. Cartwright
ST., R. H. Chamberlain, H. F. Daven
port, Mrs. H. F. Davenport, ]. E. Duff
Mrs. ]. e. Duff, ]. Dunlop, Mrs. c
tredricks, Mr.. Guntzberger, Miss e
Green, Mrs. A. Gray, F. NJ Gribble, J
L. Gianella, Mrs ]. L. Gianella, Mrs
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PASSENGERS COOKED.
NEW RICr MILK.

The K. Yamamoto Rice Mill is the
largest as well as the finest In the
islands. All machinery is of the very
latest pattern. The famous Tengu
Rice is cleaned at this mill. With the
large cleaning capacity they are able
to handle considerable outside partic-
llar work which they guarantee.
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THE MAILS.

From San Francisco, per Sherman
October r.
To the Orient, per China, October
II.
To San Francisco, per Mongolia, DC.
tober 81.
From the Orient, per Mongolia, DC.
From Australia, per Mariana, No.
vember II.
To Australia per G. A. s. Makura,
october II.
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W. Howe, F. N. King, A. F. Knudsen,
Mrs. A. L. Keohokalole, ]. S. McCand.
less, Mrs. j. s. McCandless, Mrs. j.
w. Mason, A. II. Mathews, J. A. Ma
COON, Mrs. j. A. Magoon, Miss e. Ma
coon, Miss NJ. Magoon, Marmion Ma
goon Eaton Magoon, Miss G. Mahoney,
VIM. p. Mccoy. Max M. Priver, Mrs.
A. w. Poterfeld, H. Pink, V. e. Pan
gelina, Mrs. V. e. Pangelina, Mrs. G.
H. Robertson, Miss Robertson, w. H.
Reid, j. Robinson, Miss NJ Raggett. b.
G. Rivenburgh, Mrs. B. G. Rivenburgh
and child, j. l. Silva, Mrs. ]. I. Silva,
Miss B. A. Stull, J. Smith, NJ Smith,
Harmon r. Scott, Mrs. Harmon r.
Scott, F "A. Scranton, Mrs. F. A. Scran-
ton, G. L. Stimson, Mrs. G. L. Stimson,
Mrs. L. L. Sexton, A. II. r. Vieira,
Miss l.. Williams, Mrs. H. H. Wilcox,
Mrs. E. M. Watson and child, Miss p.
Wickman, J. Watt, Mrs. J. Watt, X.
A. Wyckoff, Mrs. K. A. Wyckoff, Mr.
Waring, ]. A. Ball, Geo. Lathrop, Miss
Choon Kin.
PASSENGERS BOOKED.
Per str. Claudine, for Hilo via way
ports, October 13-H M. Jarney and
wife, E. S. Cart, c. G. Radcliffe, A.
Fernandez, Jr., and wife, Miss Fer
nandez, G. H. Whitney, Captain Car
ter, F. E. Hawey, L. Tobriner, Mr..
and Mrs. Crawford, George Nunes.
Per str. w. G. Hall, for Kauai ports,
October PA. r. Traphagen, W. F.
Feast, G. w. Carter Mrs. F. B. Brod-
ley and child.
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and ports this morning with a fair lis
of passengers. She also brough
seventy-seven hogs, twenty-five crates
of chickens and general cargo.
Helene Arrives.
The Helene arrived from Laupahoe
hoe this morning with seventy-onc
head of cattle and miscellaneous
cargo.
Sugar on Kauai.
Purser Logan of the w. G. Hall re-
ports the following sugar awaiting
shipment on Kauai: K. S. Co., 17S
bags, and NJ. A. K, 1896 bags
Maui Carries Heavy Freight.
The Maui left for Hawaii this morn.
ing with some very heavy freight from
the Honolulu Iron Works. Two boil
ers, weighing seven tons each, and
tubes were loaded on the Maui for the
Onomea Sugar Company. She also
took a heavy superheater for Ho-
nomu
Harbormaster Cleaning Wnarves.
Captain Foster is giving particular
attention these days to the odds and
ends of freight that have been accu-
mulating for some time past on the
various wharyes. Some packages
have remained unclaimed for several
weeks.
In the future consignees will be re-
CURED to pay demurrage charges on
freight left on the wharyes beyond
reasonable length of time. The de-
murrage to be assessed will be at the
rate of twenty-five cents a ton per day,
this being the minimum charge.
Standard Oil Laying Pipes.
Three pipe lines are being laid by
the Standard Oil Company from the
Railroad wharf to their tanks at Iwi-
lei Eight-inch tubing is being used.
one of the lines will be used for the
transmission of kerosene, another for
gasolene and the third for distillate.
When these pipe lines are connected
up the company will import kerosene,
gasolene and distillate in bulk. I'll
will be distributed locally in large tank
wagons.
Curacao Has Hot Voyage.
SAN FRANCISCO, October 81
one of the hottest voyages
that the officers of the ship had ever
experienced coming up the coast, the
Pacific Coast Steamship Company's |
steamer Curacao, Captain P. J. Paul |
sen, arrived in port at four o'clock |
morning. According to the |
officers and crew the heat was so in
ense that not even the electric fans
afforded any relief end they were all
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I
| That travel from the south coast is
Exceptionally light for this time of
the year was evidenced by the small
passenger list on the Curacao, there
being only four cabin and sixteen
steerage. With the exception of the
heat, the voyage up the coast was
devoid of interest.
The trip down, however, the ships
Officers declared, was attended by one
Interesting feature, and that was the
whales. From the time the ship left
the Golden Gate until she reached
lGuaymas it passed through one school
lof whales after another. The sea
seemed to be literally alive with the
Ileviathans, they said, and all were
unanimous in declaring that never be-
fore had so many of the mammals
been seen in the southern waters.
China Nearly brushes Small Boat.
SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 3O.-After
voyage from the coast of Asia that
was dreary in its monotony, the Pa
cific Mail liner China, arriving yes
terday afternoon, came near figuring
in an incident which might have
been serious enough to have been
entered in the ships log Captain
Emery Rice and Pilot Kortz were
making a Bristol fashion entry into
the slip at pier "a when a small boat,
which is used for hauling head lines
got between the steamer and the
wharf The liner came slowly on
and it seemed inevitable that she
would crush the little craft like an
eggshell. Despite the danger, one of
the stevedores leaped into the boat
and made line fast by which it was
pulled clear just as the China
pressed heavily against the pier. The
passengers watched the incident
breathlessly and said that it was the
most eventful of the long voyage
across the Pacific.
Baby Carriage Holds Up shinyo.
SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 2S.-The
new Japanese liner Shinyo Maru
Captain H. Stanley Smith, which is
making her maiden run back to the
land of the cherry blossom, was only
delayed a couple of minutes in get
ting away from pier "a yesterday aft
ernoon, but the cause was so incor.
gruOus that it made an imnression
on the large crowd presca.. w. T.
Gracey, United States consul at Eco.
chow, has an automobile and Il baby
carriage, which he considers TO be
essential in the equipment of a rem
resentative of this country in the Far
East A few minutes before the sail
ing hour of one o'clock the machine
was slung aboard, but Gracey's any-
iety over it was as nothing compared
to baby carriage, which did not
show up until the last minute. The
gangplank was about to be taken i'm
when p blushing stevedore rushed IN
with the belated baby vehicle. Con
sui Gracey gesticulating nervouslv
over the rail of the main deck. nearly
lost his glasses in his Joy at seeing
the carriage and then he laughinglv
held aIoft the little tot that will oc-
cnnv it when land is reached once
again. Gracev is returning TO his
most in the Orient, accompanied by
his wife.
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INTERIsLAND VESSELS.
For Maui and Hawaii Ports.

Mauna Kea, IL. S. N Co, every
Tuesday.
Claudine, IL S. N. Co., every Fri
day.
For MoIokai and Maui.
Mikahala, every Tuesday.
For KAUAI Ports.
W. G. Hall, II. S. N, Co., every
Thursday.
Kinau, IL. S. N. Co., every Tues.
day.
kona and Kau Ports.
Mauna Loa, IL. S. N. Co., alternate
Tuesdays and Fridays.
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SHIPPING IN PORT.
Government vesse1s.l

Government vesse1s.l
U. S. N. tug Navajo from Mare Is
land, July 20.
U. S. Lighthouse Tender Kukui from
island ports, September IA.
CMerchant vesseIs)
Sailor Boy, schr., in distress, from
Tanning Island, September 19.
Helene, schr., from Aberdeen, Sep
TENDER &c.
H. d. BendiXon, Am. schr., from AS.
toria, October (at Pearl Harbor.)
Mindoro, Am. schr., from Astoria,
October 8.
R. p Rithet, Am. bk., from San
Francisco, October 2.
PROJECTED ARRIVALS.
From San Francisco.
Sherman, October 10.
China, October II.
From China and Japan.
Mongolia, October 81.
PROJECTED DEPARTURES.
For San Francisco.
Mongolia, October 81.
For Vancouver.
S. S. Mariana, November z.
For Fill and Australia.
S. S. Makura, October IL.
S. S. Zealandia November 8.
For China and Japan.
China, October II.
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To Have New Service.


SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 2.-Advices
from the Orient state that the Nip
pom YGsen Kaisha line propose add
ing a South Sea service to its present
series of services. The new venture
it is intended, shall begin next year
and to this course the company has
already secured the assent of the
government. 1t appears that it was
the Japanese government that
prompted the company to take this
step ard interested circles are of the
opinion that the new line will cause
a large development of business be-
tween Japan and the East Indies, and
Japan and the South Pacific
Grown of CASTLE at San Francisco.
SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 2.-The
British freighter Crown of CASTLE.
Cantain Smith, came in Saturday
night seventy-nine days out from
Glasgow, having called at a number
of ports en- route. From the west
coast the CASTLE made course to
Honolulu, where she discharged Q
part cargo of European merchandise.
About every third ship in the out,
ward service of the Harrison Com
pany, which is represented here by
Balfour, Guthrie e Co., will call at
Honolulu before coming to the Col
den Gate.
Disposition of ohia Logs Trouble.
some.
The Claudine this morning brought
twenty large ohia logs, which it was
at first intended to ship to London
via Sydney on the Makura. The
agents of the Canadian-Australian
line refused to accept them for ship
ment as it was stated that the Ma.
kura did not have room for them.
They weigh from four to five tons
apiece and are difficult to handle.
After much scurrying around on the
part of the agents of the InterIsland
and the Australian line, it was finally
to unload them on cars at
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Origin Of "Piagiarist."

One who appropriates-that is, steals
the literary work Of another to use
it as his own thought, the child Ct
his own brain. is guilty of plagia-
rism, as everybody knows. yet few are
acquainted with the derivation Of the
word or know that the plagiarist is lit
orally a child stealer. Among a GER
tain class Of criminals in Rome in the
time Of the earlier Caesars, there ex-
listed the damnable custom of stealing
children and selling them as slaves.
According to Roman law, the child
stealers, when detected, received as a
part Of the penalty for their crime, a
severe fogging. AS the Latin word
playa signifies q stripe or lash, the
ancient kidnapers were termed ''pla-
giari' is, deserving Of stripes.
So both the crime and the criminals re-
ceived their names from the castiga-
ton inflicted
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French Schoolhoy knoxHIedaa.

It does not seem to be a difficult
matter for the pupils of primary
schools to obtain certificates, if one
may judge from some specimens of
their answers at examinations pub
Gshed by the Paris Journal Here is a
sample. among others, of written an
swer to the question: (which period
of French history do you prefer. and
why?"
'"The period of the history of France
that I prefer is the war Of 1870. Bis
marck said to Napoleon I'LL, 'Es-tu
pref" Yes says the other, 1 have
not a gaiter button wanting.' Then
Napoleon III. tells Mcmahon to come.
But McMahon, who was on the tower
Of Malako1. replies. 'Jy suis, j'y reste.
I detesr war because it is a barba-
rism.''
AS the Paris Journal remarks, it is
sad to think these lads. who are Oh
the point of becoming apprentices. will
probably never open book again and
In a few years will be electors.-Paris
Cor. London Telegraph.
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Emhrve,nie Ones.


They had been at school together.
They had fought both shoulder to
shoulder and face to face Now. after
the passing of years, they met again.
flows the world treated you?" ask.
ed the long, thin one.
Like lord.' said the short. fat one
Got my own business. wife and three
youngsters, two thousand year. And
how are you?"
"How?" replied the thin man. "Oh.
anyhow"
Dear me! Sorry to hear 1t. Let me
think. You went on the stage. didn't
you?"
'.Yes. But had to give it up
why was that:" asked the city
man.
"Oh, thought it BEST" said the 9th.
er. II had few hints that 1 wasn't
quite suited to the profession"
= ooh, / Sect nodded his friend know.
ingly. THE little birds told you. eh r
"Well. not exactly" answered the ex-
actor, with a painful smile. But they
would have been birds-if they had
been allowed TO hatch."-London An.
SwerS.
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GRANDMOTHER :. Fl.
USED SAGE TEA
70 Darker. the Hair and Restore
Gray and Faded Hair to It's
Natural Color.

1t is easier to preserve the color of
the hair than to restore it, although
it is possible to do both. Our grand
mothers understood the secret. They
made sage tea,'' and their dark,
glossy hair long after middle life
was due to this fact. Our mothers
have gray hairs before they are fifty,
but they are beginning to appreciate
the wisdom of our ,grandmothers in
using sage tea" for their hair and
are fast following suit.
The present generation has the
advantage of the past in that it can
get ready-to-use preparation called
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair
Remedy. AS scalp tonic and color
restorer this preparation is vastly
superior to the ordinary "sage tea''
made by our grandmothers.
This remedy is sold under guaran-
tee that the money will be refunded
if it fails to do exactly as represent
ed.
If your hair is losing color or
coming out, start using Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur today, and see what a
change it will make in a few days
time.
This preparation is offered to the
public at fifty cents a bottle, and is
recommended and sold by all drug
gists,
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ona usa Of the Eel.

It is difficult to exhaust the uses OF
the eel. Experts in top whipping pro-
nounce dried eel skin an admirable
lash, and tops are by no means the
only victims thereof. There is that
affecting passage in Mr.. Pepys' diary:
"April "a, 1868. Up betimes, and with
my salt eel went down in the parlor
and there get my boy and did beat
him till was fain to take breath two
or three times. Yet for all am
afeared it will make the boy never
the better, he is grown so hardened
in his tricks, which am sorry for,
he being capable OF making a brave
man and is boy that and my wife
love very WE'LL salt eel'' appears
to have been a nautical term for a
ropes end. and it is not certain that
Pepys' instrument Of castdgation was
actual eels' skin. But the original
salt eel" laid its mark. - London
Chronicle. = = "
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A Stickier.

Say pr
"Wer ~r',%-T
"Wh difference between see
ing y, ':ish and drawing your
own
IN ~>,'a'rd man there are
forces - ~.>,Isr men -BuIwer-Lytton
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RAILROAD TINE CARDS
500 RAILROAD


16E East Bound Leaves 9:45 a. m.
1913 West Bound Leaves 4:37 p. m.
1876 East Bound Leaves 2:45 p. m.
1877 West Bound Leaves 1928 a. m.
GREAT NORTHERN
33 West Bound Leaves $3.50 p. m.
"a East Bound Leaves 1903 p. m.
35 West Bound Leaves 3:42 a. m.
SO East Bound Leaves 1920 a. N.
1e5 North Bound Arrives 7:45 p. m.
log South Bound Leaves $50 a. m
Freight West Leaves at 900 a. m.
Freight East Leaves at $3.50 p. m.
Minnesota & International
80 South Bound Leaves S:15 a. m.
81 North Bound Leaves 6:10 p. m.
~ South Bound Leaves 11.35% p. IA.
81 North Bound Leaves 1920 a. m.
Freight South Leaves at 1880 a. m.
Freight North Leaves at $500 a. m.
MINI. Red Lake & Man
1 North Bound Leaves 1885 p. N.
South Bound Leaves 1880 a. N.
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The Coup de Monserrat.

The history of the sword stroke the
Partisan fencers call the coup de
Monserrat'' is romantic. The hero Of
the story was a young Partisan mu-
sician engaged to be married to a
young lady Of Bordeaux Quarreling
with a cousin Of his fancee, he got
his ears boxed at the Bordeaux club.
Ignorant Of fencing, he dared not re-
sent the Insult and renowned his en-
gagement. But he also took fencing
lessons from one Monserrat, maitre
darmes of Toulouse. Monserrat taught
him one trick only, and he practiced
it for a year. At the end Of that time
- he returned to the Bordeaux club,
slapped his mans face and, being call
ed out, instantly ran his opponent
through the body with his cunning
luuge.
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Wild Parrots Are Fiqhtera.

Parrots when in their native wilds
live in focks and guard themselves by
complete police system which en-
ables them to marshal their collective
force quickly when any animal or. bird
attacks one Of their number. They
seem to be disciplined and trained in
fighting together. and all other birds
and animals are afraid to attack a
parrot unless the bird can be caught
alone. Even then a shri1l call sum-
mons the parrot army to the rescue.
1t is said that in the forests all par
rots die of old age and that none is
ever killed by birds of prey or other
wild animals.
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St, Martin and the Dictionary.

st. Martin when he divided his cape
with naked beggar at the gate of
Amiens gave also two words to the
English language The oratory in
which this torn cape was preserved as
a sacred banner acquired the name of
"chapelle'' (from the French "chape').
the custodian being termed 'tchaplain,' ~
and thus our English words chapel"
and "chaplain" are derived.-West-
minister Gazette.
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Grease Versus Gravity.

A professor in Yale university de-
lights in telling OF his experience with
an inventor OF the unIettered genius
type who came to the professor with
a model Of a perpetual motion ma
chine.
HIN; looks plausible" observed the
professor, but it won't work What
are you going to do about gravity?"
"Gravityr' said the visitor scornful-
~. 'T'ell wit gravity; wen use plen-
ty Of grease. "-Cosmopolitan .~
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WANTED

Ladies we are employing agents to
sell our fall line of shirt waists. We
pay salary and commission. Write
at once for full particulars to L. B.
Bridges Co., Boston Block, Mime
apolis, MINI.
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Occupation.

Let every man be occupied, and &C.
cupied in the employment Of which
his nature is capable, and die with the
consciousness that he has done his
best.-Sydney Smith.
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The Good Time comina.

Hop Sing is Chinese laundryman
with a cheerful though somewhat IN
usual philosophy After bewailing the
hard times and lack. of business he
added smilingly, "Bimeby evrybody
be Itch. velly Itch. bimeby." "How's
that?'' @"Alla poor people got no
money; no can eat: Then ala poor
people die "-Argonaut- n
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More Useful.

Bride Elect-What would you have
thrown instead of rice? Brutal friend
A few grains of common sense
Judge.
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Not Much,

Jack-Would you like to live your
life over again? Tom-And owe twice
as much as I do now. No, sir:-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-11-24

Correct.
Defeated Candidate-You encouraged
me to run for Office. You know you
did You said you thought wouldn't
make a bad alderman.
Trust5 Henchman-Weu, the returns
seem to show that I was right.-Hart-
ford Times 80
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-11-24
= Carried to Extremes,

= carried 70 EXtf0me8.
"She is simply mad on the subject of
germs and sterilizes or filters every
thing in the house"
How does she get along with her
family?"
"Oh, even her relations are strained
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