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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
If YOU ARE NOT
UETT.

If YOU ARE NOT
WELL
Rent a furnished cottage in Grand
View. close to car line and live where
you will get. the pure fresh air, where
you. will have cool, pleasant nights,
and will be out of the noise and dusty,
smoky city life,
THIS MEANS you WILL
SURELY GET WELL.
PERRY-BROOKS REALTY CO.,
1920 Roberts Banner Building.
Phone 1879.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

YOU WILL NEVER REGRET BUYING
One of the Ysleta Townsite company's
1 to 10 acre tracts near Ysleta station.
Just the site for a small farm or
suburban home These tracts have
just been put on the market and are
now selling for $3.50 and up. You know
that they can't last at this price so you
had better get busy and select yours
now.
THE BEST Buy IN TOWN
Is that modern room pressed. brick
residence in ideal location, which We
can now offer for $500 on easy terms.
Property should bring $4,000.
AN EXCEPTIONAL BARGAIN.
We are practically giving away
st. Snaps like this can't be picked up
every day.
A GOOD PAYING INVESTMENT.
1e room house, close in on Epson
Ave. Place leased for 2 years at good
rental.
BARGAINS. BARGAINS. BARGAINS.
1 have some real ones in both city
and valley property. It will pay you
to call at my office and learn what ]
have to offer.
CAN WRITE YOUR FIRE
INSURANCE
In some Of the strongest companies in
ALSO WRITE Livestock Insurance.
Liability and Plate Glass Insurance.
See me for bonds
w. F. PAYNE.
Angelus Hotel Building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Lost and Found.

~~~~~~-~~~---~1-~~ -~-~~>---~~~<~--~---~~~
LOsT-Sunday. Small gold chain and
locket: initials H l. S. Return SIS
Dsllas- Reward.
LOST from buggy on Fort Bliss road
IN East E Paso, one coat containing
so views Return 70 Dave Crockett
Phone Bell 1925 or 946. Res, 414 w.
Overland. Receive reward.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
HOW m MAIZE NONE

HOW TO MAKE MONEY.
Buy lots In Tobin's Second Addition
now and make 20 percent on your IN
vestment. as 4pFices will positively be
advanced June 1st, 1911.
Frank r. Tcbins
Tobin Arcade. Phones 500 and 2271
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Personal.

LADIES-When delayed or irregular
use Triumph Pills. Always depend
able RELIEF and particulars free.
Write National Medical Institute, Mil
HARRY PARR-Anyone knowing any
thing about Harry Parr, about 40 years
old. medium size, blue eyes, light COM
Dlexion, please write TO Geo. II. Parr,
Newman, Illinois
SECRETS FOR WOMEN-Send &c stamp
for catalog of SPECIAL RUBBER
GOODS, REMEDIES and TOILET Ne
CESSITIES FAIRBANK SUPPLY
HOUSE, Dept 500 T., so wabash Ave.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
aWE KNOw THE y

1--WE KNOW THE VALLEY
Think Of what q revenue producing
home would mean to you instead Of
one requiring constant expenditure of
money. Then investigate the YSLETA
TOWN SUBURBAN TRACTS.
A nice, modern 4 room brick cottage,
with fences and outbuiidings; well To-
Gated, one block from street car line.
For sale very cheap; terms
60 acres OF unimproved upper valley
land on the county road. This Is good
quality land. well located. close to sta
ton, and can be bought right.
DE sHAZ0 REALTY CO.,
4o9 Mills Building. Phone 265.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Too Late to Classify.

FARM LAND BARGAINS.
Below we submit a few
of the choice farm land
properties we have on our
list. If you do not see
what you want call at our
office, we no doubt have
just what you want.
/: SO ACRES.
20 acres in alfalfa at San
Miguel, on ditch. good wa
ter right, signed up under
Engle project. Price $50
per acre.
50 ACRES,
All in alfalfa at San
Miguel, same as above.
Price $50 per acre.
Near San Miguel, 40 acres
of 1t in alfalfa. close to
bridge, on large ditch,
signed up under Engle
project. This is snap.
Price $50 per acre
265 ACRES.
A big bargain, west OF
river from Las Cruces; all
level, on good ditch, main
ditch running through the
land: signed up under En-
gle project. Price only $40
per acre.
315 ACRES NEAR
BERiNO.
100 acres in wheat. so
acres in alfalfa, 60 acres
in beans; signed UP under
Eng1e project. Buy this, 1t
will make you rich. Price
only SIT per acre.
aTHERE WILL NEVER BE
ANOTHER LAND
CROP
Austin & Marr,
Phone 352.
Caples Building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Help Wanted-Male.

QUICKEST MONEY GETTER-Consign
merchants $500 razor free, with cake
Soap. $500 profit each deal; so seald
monthly. Parker Chemical Co, chi
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

Rates for Classified Ads.
One cent per word. No
charge less than s %
Six consecutive inssr-
tions. per word 1t .05
Bv month. per line LOO
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

$50 MONTHLY to Trustworthy people to
distribute samples and catalogs. at
home; steady work; $45 expense allow
ance S. Schener. Treas. Z. 438, Chi
- %
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Heb Wanted-Female.

WANTED NuRsEMAID for 2 children.
Apply mornings. ZIG Magoffin.
WANTED-A aousekeeper to care for
invalid mother and child. Phone 2017.
WANTED AIiddleaged or elderly white
lady for light work and company in
country; good home for right party;
wages; man and wife in family. Ad
dress S. ]. Smith Deming. n. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

FOR sALE-Drophead Singer machine.
good as new. $40; revolving office chair
and rolltop desk, $2o 1919 E. Rio
Grandef
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

WANTED-Man 20 travel in Texas:
good pay and tailor made suit in go
DAYS: experience unnecessary: reliable
firm Write for particulars. J. E. Nc
Brady & Co, Chicago.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

Masonic Notices.
Ell PASc LODGE, NO. $50, A. r. & A. Il.
a Regular meetings list and ard
Wednesdays OF each month.
NfHX L z. Gillett. W. N
w J. d. Mason. Act. Secy.
Masonic Relief Board--10s Mesa
Ave-. hours 10 g. m TO IL N.
A. & A. S. RITE OF FREE MASONRY.
Meets the second and third Mondays
Of each month In Masonic Temple.
W. Fl. Mccullough. Secy.
E. e. RYAN'S DANCING ACADEMY at
the F. 3. hall Bell phone 2610: resi-
dence 1611-Auto. 1886.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
For Sale Miscellaneous.


EDISON Standard Phonograph and so
records. $40. Bell phone 2034.
FOR SALE fine collie dogs, 6
months old. Apply Tom Morriss,
Washington Park.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Answers to Herald Ads.

The following list of unqalled FOR
answers to Herald want advertise
nents are now being heldffor deliv-
cry az The Herald business Office:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06
Typewriters.

DALTON ADDING MACHINE. 421 Mesa
WANTED-A visible typewriter: late
standard make; will pay cash. Address
P. o. box 81, FL Paso, Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

WANTED-Experien girl or lady
| for candy department. Do not apply II
| not experienced. The Elite Confec-
/ tfonery.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

ton. lean coach you by mail at small
cost. Full particulars free TO any
American citizen of Is or over. Write
today for Booklet z. 632, Earl Hop
kfns. Washington, D. c.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-06

FOR RENT-June 1st, completely fur
nished apartment. No. IT Brazos. Cali
evenings or phone S043-
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
HAVE YOU TRIED PAXTINE
The Great Toilet Germicide?

fOtsCk 9STTiiClOSs
You don't have to pay SOC or sI.0o
a pint for historian antiseptics or per-
oxide. You can make 16 pints of a
mor cleansing, germicidal, healing
and deodorizing antiseptic solution
with M Csc box Of Paxtine,-a SOL
uble antiseptic powder, obtainable at
any drug store.
Paxtine destroys germs that cause
disease, decay and odors,-that is why
it is the best mouth wash and gargle.
and why 1t purifies the breath.
cleanses and preserves the teeth bet
ter than ordinary dentifrices, and in
sponge bathing it completely eradi-
Gates pe~rspiration and other disagree
able body odors. Every dainty wom-
an appreciates this and its many other
toilet and ~hygienic uses.
Paxtine is splendid for sore throat.
inf1amed eyes and to purify mouth
and breath after smoking. You a
get Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic at any
drug store, price Csc and soc, or by
postpaid from The Paxton TOT
let Co., Boston, Mass, who will send
you a free sample if you would like
to try 1t before buying.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
HIRAM CARPENTERS WONDER.
Full CURE OF PSORIASIS.

Il have been afflicted for twenty
years with an obstinate ska disease,
called by some NJ. DIS. psoriasis. and
others leprosy, commencing on my
scalp; and in spite of all l could do,
with the help of the most skilful doc
tors, it slowly but surely extended un-
I'll a year ago this winter it covered
my entire person in the form of dry
scales. For the last three years l have
been unable to do any labor. and
suffering intensely all the time. Every
morning there would be nearly a dust
painful of scales taken from the sheet
on my bed, some of them half as large
as the envelope containing this letter.
In the latter part Of winter my skin
commenced cracking open. l tried
everything, almost, that could be
thought of, without any relief. The
18th OF June l started West, in hopes
l could reach the Hot Springs. l
reached Detroit and was so low I
thought l should have to go to the
hospital. but finally got as far as Lam
sing, Mich, where / had a sister liv-
Ing. One DR.. - treated me about
two weeks. but did me no good. All
thought had but a short time to live.
l earnestly prayed to die. Cracked
through the skin all over my back,
across my ribs, arms, hands, limbs;
feet badly swollen; toe-nails came of;
f~nger-nails dead and hard as a bone;
hair dead, dry and l~ifeless as old
straw. o my God! how l did suffer.
My sister wouldn't give up; said.
We will try Cuticura.' Some was ap-
piled to h hand and arm. Eureka!
there was relief; stopped the terrible
burning sensation from the word go.
They Immediately got Cuticura Re
solvent, Ointment and Soap. l com
menced by taking Cuticura Resolvent
three times a day after meals; had a
bath once q day, water about blood
heat; used Cuticura Soap freely; ap-
piled Cuticura Ointment morning and
evening. Result: returned 10 my
home in just six weeks from the time
| left, and my skin as smooth as this
sheet of paper. Hiram E. Carpenter,
N. Y"
The above remarkable testimonial
was written January 10, 1880, and is
republished because of the perman-
ency of the cure. Under date of April
p, 1910, Mr.. Carpenter wrote from his
present home, 610 Walnut st. So,
Lansing, Mich: Il have never suf-
a return of the psoriasis and al
many years have passed l have
lot forgotten the terrible suffering l
endured before using the Cuticura
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Church and State.

IF our government is to be endur-
ing, it must rest OF principles Of JUS
tice. truth and righteousness, sane
toned by recognition of a supreme
being whose experimenting provi-
dence watches over the affairs of ma
tons and of men. There is no off,
cial union of church and state In this
country. but there Is no antagonism
between the civil and religious a u
thorities. Church and state move on
parallel lines. The state holds over
the spiritual rulers the aegis OF it's
protection without interfering with
rights of conscience. The church helps
enforce civil laws by moral and re-
lfgious sanctions. 1t Is the duty of
US all, churchmen and laymen, to
hold up the hands of our president.
as Aaron and Hur stayed up the
hands Of Moses."-Cardinal Gibbons.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Well Domestlcated.

Judge Parry in the course of a
sketch of his judicial duties states
that he has learned to sympathize
with domestic frailties. Il was once
rebuking a a for backing up his
wife in what was not only an absurd
story, but n in which I could see he
had no belief. You should be more
careful l said. and l tell you candidly
| don't believe a word of your wife's
story. You may do as you like he
said, mournfully, but I've got to-"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
AS ToMMIE UNDERSTOOD IT
Figure Out for Yourself Just What
Had Been Done With That
Dog Ordinance.

One yea in a certain town in
Maine, a tax was levied on dogs for
the hrst time. 1t caused quite an ex-
element among the dog owners as
many of them had dogs good for moth
ing except for pets.
30 the next year an article was In
serted In the town warrant to repeal
the dog law. All interested attended
the meeting.
When Mr.. w. came home his chill
dren. who had a pet dog, met him,
eager to hear the result. Mr.. w. said:
We'll boys! they have repealed
the dog law"
Little Tommie, four years old,
catched the words from his father
and entering into the spirit of the &C.
casion, rushed in to where his grand
pa sat reading, and shouted: Grand
pa. they have peeled the law dog.",
Have WHAT" asked grandpa.
They have peeled the dog"
What did they do with the peel
ing?" asked grandpa.
Don't know. III ask papa" and
he legged 1t for the door.
Papa, what did they do with the
d~og-peels?"
Buried them" said pap, laughing,
Tommie rushed back.
They put UNI on berries, grandpa"
What did they do with the ber-
ries?" asked grandpa.
EFT um, l spose!" said Tommie.
thoughtfully.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Just Then the Tea Bell Ranu.

One of the best repartees ever
credited to a habitual maker of happy
phrases was that made by the beloved
"Autocrat of the Breakfast Table" on
a certain social occasion.
Going to dine with a Boston neigh
Dor, DIR. Holmes was met by her with
an apology:
Il could not get another man. We
are our women, and you will have to
take us all in"
"Forewarned is four-armed," he
said. with a bow.-Youth's Companion.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
DECLINING With Thanks-

A young woman prominent in the
social set of an Ohio town tells of a
young man there who had not famil-
iarized himself with the forms of po-
lite correspondence to the fullest ex-
tent. When, on one occasion, he found
1t necessary to decline an invitation,
he did so in the following terms:
Mr.. Henry Blank declines with
pleasure Mrs. Woods invitation for
the nineteenth. and thanks her ex-
tremely for having given him the op-
portunity of doing so.-Lippincott's
Magazine.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Just Suited Him.

wen, you got your husband to go
H. cnurch with you instead II the
Theatre. eh?"
les; but he disgraced me. The
pastor read four chapters from Acts
ena ne insisted on going out between
Iem."-Toledo Blade.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Depew's Best Compliment,

Senator Depew, at a dinner in his
Ihonor in New York, said of his not
able Oratorical gift:
i have received many compliments
Pm my skill at after dinner speaking,
put the naivest compliment of all
game from an upstate farmer.
Senator said he, you might have
typhoid and recover, you might have
pneumonia and recover, you might
pave yellow fever and recover, but if
you rel get lockjaw you'd bust!''-
Philadelphia Record.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
No Connection.

Il understand Skads gave you a
cigar yesterday"
Yes"
1T should have been a treat. He
pays a dollar apiece for the cigars he
smokes.
What he pays for the cigars he
smokes has nothing 10 do with what
he pays for the cigars he gives other
people to smoke"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Got There Just the Same.

uMser-l understand your friend
roy recently led a charming wild
W the matrimonial altar"
r. a'ef-"1 don't know about that.
tha. eiined to think she pushed him
'Here.,-Chicago News
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Ended in a Draw.

nanK-Si Hawbuck and his missus
a tarnation squabble this mornin'
VINO should go out ter the pump
git the water.
niram-Dew tell How did it end?
iianS-ln a draw. 81 drawed the
"''er'-Boston Transcript.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Good for a WARNING.

Assistant Editor-Here's a poem
from a fellow who is serving a 5-year
term in the Eastern penitentiary.
Managing Editor-Well. print it
with a footnote explaining the cir
cumstance. 1t may serve as a warn
ing to other poets.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
One Of Them,

Rockingham, are you a
.sA'er Of the Revolutions"
IN. out | am the vice-president OF
Nh. ew society composed of Ladies
MAJ rave Been Snubbed by queen
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
A Good Excuse.

Jack-I thought you told me hob
he skirts were worn in this town?
hat isn't one.
Fred-Oh, that is the dressmaker.
he can't wear one because she has
. chase after the others to collect her
fla
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

De Quiz-Are you in favor of a
safe and sane Fourth of July?
De Whiz-No; let the boys have
all the giant f~irecrackers they want.
De OUTPUT such things are dan-
gerous.
De Whiz-I know it. / haven't any
boys.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Then He Got His.

-l consider. John. that sheep
'he stupidest creatures living.
,, tabsent mindedly)-Yes. my
'amo!-Sketch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Invisible.

now your garden, old MANI"
Us simply out of sight"
That good"
us anything but good. The weeds
nc a foot high all over it."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Not Guilty.

DO you ~Fletcherize your food.
Auntie?"
No, ma'am, l pays for every bit
| gets."-Judge.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
All Aboard.

Modiste-Do you want a train on
your gown, madam?
Customer-les. and | want it on
time. too.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

She with earnestness)-What do
you consider the most subversive of
in domestic realities?
He with hitterness)-Pillow shams.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

AIRS wfnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
.eelhing' soitens the gums. reduces iuhamma-
ton. alays pain. cures wind collie. 3, /, ho,,I.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Took a Chance.

l wasn't drink that laid him low,
No crime that knocked him fat.
lie merely had the nerve to go
Out under the first straw hat.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
LADIES Can WEAR xunES

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot-Fas
the antiseptic powder TO Toe shaken into m
shoes 1t makes tight or new shoes feel cas-,
RersS< ys6ssstK.r5. For Free trial package. "A,
dress Allen 5. OImsted, lie Roy. N l..
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Real Optimist.

Bull Dog-Gee, but you look fierce
with that can on your tail.
Cheerful Dog-Ah, get out, That's
jewelry.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

Leisure is a very pleasant
to look at, but a very bad one to
wear.-Max Muller.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

Most sharp retorts are made In
blunt language.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
catching up.

Matching up.
The Sitter-"Yes, it's very nice, but
rouve made my hair too dark"
The Artist-"Shall I alter it, or will
ou?"-Boston Transcript.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

TEM MEN AND WOMEN to Learn
9uH Barber Trade in Eight Weeks.
|Vv,.s Tuition. with set of tools, SIS.
fooa partial set of tools. s45. With your own
En- 80. Address MoIer Barber College
commercial Street. Salt Lake City. Utah.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

THIS season particu-
larly, among the great
patriots whom the ma
ton delights to honor
stands high the name of
Thomas Jefferson. En-
during forever as his
memorial will stand the
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-29
Original Building Still Standing.

The original site of the university
cres. p~icturesquely located in the
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-06-15

ter. Half an hour went by before she
completed her work with any degree Of
satisfaction. She then took a pair OF
sheet and sealed it in u government en-
velope. Next she threw a light wrap
over her shoulders and stole down to
the first letter box, where she deposited
the trif1e. She returned to the house.
feeling that a great responsibility had
been shifted from hers to another's
shoulders. Indeed, she would have gone
to my lengths to save Patty a life OF
misery. Poor Mrs. Bennington, with
her grey hairs: 1t would break her
hear when she found out. She
Strengthened her shoulders and pressed
her lips firmly and contemplated a
duty, painfully but vigorously Der
formed. She cast the scraps of paper
into the CRATE and applied a match. 1t
is not always we'll that duty should
leave :ny circumstantial evidence be-
hind-wneh luty calls for the sending
OF an anonymous letter.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-06-15
SILENCE THAT WAS WASTED
Aunt Melissa Supremacy Indifferent to
Fact That Pa Had for Days
Been In a duff"

Aunt Melissa Spigott was such an
exceedingly energetic talker that the
youngsters of the family used to sup
pose that her tongue must be copper
toed, because it eve wore out.
Uncle Silas, on the other hand, was
as economical of words as q market
man is of early strawberries.
The too free exercising of this UNI
ruly member of Aunt Melissa's. on
one occasion, gave Uncle Silas serious
%offense, which he manifested by a
severe silence lasting for several days.
At the end of that period M of the
older daughters approached her
mother upon the subject with the re-
mark, Ma, seems like you ought to
make up with pa by now"
Make up with PAL" exclaimed
Aunt Melissa. in great establishment.
Make up what?"
Why" returned the daughter,
don't you know poor pas feeling
bad yet? He's still hufing.".
Huntington the lands sake! How
longs he been a%-huffing!"
Ever since you came down on him
SO hard about wasting sugar by not
sSe1rring his coffee; that's three days
ago."
"Why, you don't tell me. jamie
Maud!" Aunt Melissa looked amazed.
Your pore pa! Been a-hufing for
three days, and I never mistrusted a
thing OF it!"-Youth's Companion.