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New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
DECKER LOSES ON POINTS
Fails to Score Over Sullivan III
Fast Ten. Round Bout,

Paddy sullivan. VINO meets l'dNe peSh'e'
a., tho Wblrlwind Athletic Club. Of Brook
len Tonight. added another victory to his
list bv easily outpointinG Dummy Decker
,no deaf mute lightweight. of Baltimore. in
= ,cn-rourd bout at the Sharkey Athlete
club last night.
The bout was well contested at all times.
.rro Southern boys anliction caused him TO
.t,ike several blows after the round was
over but he was a clean boxer.
sullivan was the bigger man Of inc
rajr and was by far more powerful lie
forced the battle at all times and landed
the cleaner blows.
peckor was shfty in the beginning OF
,be bout. bat ia the end the solid body
bioVs oi the rugged Sullivan told on him.
and he wa slow aud loggy. The Balti-
mare boy iabbed and cOuntered, but the
.,,,ncbes lacked power and sullivan drove
on To victory
Joe Farmer boxed a fast siX-round draw
,,it, Mike carrot IN tine semi-hnal bout
Inn SESAME. of Pawtucket l.. /. ana
"Ku,ckolu" smith Of New York. fought q
herd ten round draw at tie Princess Atl-
lett, club last night
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
FUN FOR THE YANKEES
Romp Through Game with Col.
lege Nine and Win Easily.
CHASE CUTS FANCY CAPERS
One Home Run, Three Singles,
Two Stolen Bases and Some
Circus Stops His Record.
fsy Telegraph to The Tribune.


Athens. Ga, March 2o.--The Yankees
romped through a game with tho Uni
NersltN OF Georgia nine this afternoon. and
Smote the erudte Athenans by score of
? 10 3. The collegians couldn't touch the
pitching Of Warhop. Caldwell and
Vaughn. and in addition they fielded in
ragged fashion The New Workers. on the
other hand. felded smaruy on the un-
certain diamond. on which they have
had more practice than has the college
team.
The Yankees easily excelled in every
department. They ran the bases with
abandon. stealing nine Daniels. Chase
and Elliott had q deXtercus hook slide,
end the New Workers worried the collie
CLANS by being on tho move whenever
they got on bases. Their tactics were
varied and well executed. Tpey made
good use of their hits. and took every ad-
vantage. For instance. the Georgia
catcher was slow in getting his throws
away, and the Yankees were wide awake
20 the falling
Jack knight played IN The hest form at
second he has Vet shown. His fielding Of
difficult grounderS was brilliant. only two
flies went TO the New York outfeld. and
the infeld and pitchers had all the de-
fensive work 10 do.
No hits were made off Warhop in his
three innings. One was made off Cald-
well and one off Vaughn. who had great
speed. The hit off Caldwell was rous-
ing home run smite by McWhorter
Hemphll and Chase relayed the hall in TO
Walsh. who blocked McWhorter complete
~ off the plate. but Duke" Farrell, the
umpire, said safe McWhorter hasn't
touched the plate yet. The two runs OF
Vaughn we're no fault of Big Jim's. Blair
made q wild toss in running man down
between third and home The hall went
10 left field and two tallies resulted from
the misguided hurl
The Yankees miscued once on the
squeeze play IIsrtzell signalled Chase,
who was on third. that ne would hi. the
hall, and Chase moved in with the pitch,
The pitcher sent mp curve, and Hartoell
missed il. Chase hustled back 10 third,
hut Thompson hustled after him Botl
dove simultaneously. and the catcher fell
on top of Chase with a dull thud. and
pinned him down. 10 the delight Of the
populacc.
IN Gelding. batting and base running
Chase Cut all sorts Of fancy ca2ers. He
hammered out q home run and three
singles. stole two bases. made three runs
and several circus stops. The manager
reprimanded Caldwell emphatically when
;hc latter neglected to cover first on II
croundcr 10. Chase. 1t didn't happen
again.
10 sweeney. the bis catcher has
no, been feeling Well for several days,
and tonight lie went 10 Atlanta. 20 stay
there until the IIighlanders arrive. He
will consult a doctor.
THO score follows:
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
RACETPACK TO BE A PARK

Memphis March - What g. regarded as
Tie probable passing Of Montgomery Park
for years the home OF the Tennessee Derby
and the Montgomery Handicap. happened
Yesterday when al mass meeting of
business men resolution was adopted rec
that tho city issue bonds sur
nci,ut To purchase the property for use as
II public park.
Horscmeu regard TINS dn an Indication
flat there VIII he no serious effort 10 r.
stcre racing during the present session of
th, LEGISLATURE. as had hcen reported
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
RACING Al JACKSONVILLE
Ozana Wins the Moncrief Selling
Stakes Before Big Crowd.

Jacksonville. Fld. March 22.-Another biz
cpRd was at Moucricf Park this afternoon.
!he Morcucs Selling Stakes at one miie
el- q sixteenth waS the feature. 1t went
10 Oleua with Tom Hayward second ana
Hfrer Turner tiro.
ihc summaries follow.
'1s, Too, ,.eIlns. fo. t"o-yeal- -oidt. -FOUR an4
is. tlforE-i-- American Gltl. u" DByfueJ.
=" D r'ca auI o. .. won, IiitA Brow. ~
a.. los or..si. - O., }. 10 and to /,
G.'- l.iat. U..5 %. AIany, .l,ei Nair'. 'al
Il. s"u'. Terrible 10y. NaAen'iae -f1'O
N.' t.aft aU. rr'l HAL alsI ran.
second ia.e ceiling. ioi three. Frat .o.i a!ics.
.'. ill.ofssi. D,lcIcy. lD1 N.n.iu-t. = q, = T.
~~4 10 o.. Won. Esi1, ~ h0.ihtit 10
HS-.''t j. 20 D.. Is Co. 1ud 4" J. u"t'.
tYt' lh- o. Danish tiirI. quincy Eci'. tiha
S:Hf hnadeua. colena. Be,ii" beitaua.
3i'' eat.. Grand Ie2g!. castetn iu S-~f
h.eks H,- Miss m- Alcndai, queen also
tif Is. ,seI.1e. for three ,aI. ola. and
...t' @ai'r l'J nfalu. 20 .. ~ = ana "',,
~ Herf. lr uoftusj. 20 ], io ana .
sls s',5-9a Hh I9g i97 'G9o.e, r.a :'e" o3ee@ n ,@
'4s siso Ga,oue and Martha AIS" ran
i,.,oiiih rae. "he Nonrrif Selling Sial'-. Tor
n,,,.9,,t.' .'os ana inward "n, "'' a'4 70 :
~ . "oL. Tom hayward ~" 'W i'-'nI'
=. !; 70 sr4 'o p second. n,'h." ,,',dd
m, 'eaj TrHI Isrr. console ana Bad
~ D. ait9 r.r
q. Iit rsoe 'sears FOR 'niee-, seer Of sh
w. p tmms sfu4ll iG4 lGooS1. J" To 80.
rL1,tI ~ g. 10 3 and 3 20 :. second ioiH
~ ~ rIroSlef. 80 10 T. 10 20 ] tn3 10
.eEf tius i.if Tseie Bird. Boiti". .H''
~. Annie N@.fpn snd FIRE WOOD aIt" ..'
Yf- -srs lseIrc fo~ fhrf.-year oes ar
- ~ one mile er1 severtr yar1fi lia' r.
~ iJ5 lT1s-rer. I0 10 ~ and 70 q"
Fish Range Ic9 'rros.crl 20 20
~ - 3. third Time las -. iaul T.
r,,.-h ~ Herntor IaGr tfthtI. L"s'''"
"'' az Icl'f CCtE ge alao IAN
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
TAMPA RACE MEETING ENDS.

Tampa. Fla. March With the running
# tbo sixth race to-day the meeting al
t,. Ucst Tampa lacetrack came to an alb
INT end Severe losses during the last
- and A lack Of sufficient entries were
..,,.,,cod as tie cause foI the sudden ter
,,inatiou of the sport mere.
.rro announcement was mace this morn
ing and CONSERVATION reisned amonS the
owners. many of whom were caught IN
awares and are in no position to ship out.
meeting Of fifteen days VIII be given
.r pnngacola. beginning on March, 81.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
ROSEVlLLE IN A SLUMP
Loses Three Games to Passaic IN
Athletic Bowling League.

The Roseville Athletic Association team
comnIeted 4 disastrous eek in the Ath-
letic Bowling League by losing an 'n'ee
games on the alleys of the Passaic 'i'io
last night. This makes five OUT Oh SIN
games Roscville has lost this week
After losing the first game with the moo
crate total of SIS. Roseville started out
ausniciousIv in the second. Passaic, now
over was always alongside. thanks 10 the
clever mining Of Peck. substitute. In
tho eighth frame Passaic led by slnGl"
min 7ss TO 7S5 Peck rolled 9'', and Passaic
wen. 9S5 10 go In the last game Peck ana
Rail each rolled 22i. and their side won
~, 10 oo,. Peck averaged 2l5 for the series.
-.o foliou%.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
BRONSON LOSES ON A FOUL
American Boxer Disqualified IN
Rout with Sid Burns.

Ioudou. March 1.-Two fights of inierna-
,io,al interest were pulled off at the ol>m-
mia tonight. The first, which brought TO-
',a,bor Ra, Bronson. If America. and Si'
Rurne. an Encl.shman, was won by 'ne
Ito bronson being disqualified IN the
nineteenth round for hitting low.
In the second contest Jimmy 'iahpE' an
American. defeated Harry Duncan, OF Lon
don. IN points.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
MANY LOCAL BOWLERS ENTER

judging 10y tho way entries are pouring
m. the metropolitan championship bowling
tournament. which will begin on the Grand
central alleys In BROOKLYN on April 70. viii
eclipse anything of its kind ever seen I'm
greater Now York Indication nov point
t. ~ least 80 ive-man teams.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
.pAPERWEIGHTS" IN THE RING

"Battling' Kitty tie midget boxer, ad-
,,inistered a sound thrashine 10 Mike
NIoran. I'm Il hard fought tcn-round bout AZ
the supcrior Athletic cub last night. The
..,,.rerueieh;" batters put up u fast oX-
nui,ion pnt the ring gcneraship and
,',,ncbino ability ~ Kitty. gained MIN an
advantage ~ every round
sick Burns h. the better ot Young
,,o-cau In m, scmi-dna bout OF six
,,,,nd. II was a good contest throughout.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
ct PATRICK LYCEUM GAMES.

Entry blanks were distributed Yesterday
for The games Of The 81 Patrick Lyceum'
~ Long Island city. IN the ilst Regiment
Arrnorv on Apr.l q The events, open 10
al athletes registered vith tine Amateur
Athletic Union. arc: sixty-yard da-n NOV
ice: coward handicap. l,ooo'yard handicap
a nd tWo-milc run. novice
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
PRINCE ORDERS YACHT

,-,l Germany. March % Prince Adcl-
bert to-day placed an order with local
nyildcrs for sender class yacht with
mich he viii contest for tie cup 10 ne
dycn by Emperor William at the Ameri-
can-Gcrman sender class races to be sailed
!, ,cre next summer
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
REAL BASEBALL IN TOWN NEWS FOR The GOLFERS
Brooklyn.ForeSt Park Club to
Have a New Home.


The Brooklyn-Forest Park Golf Club,
which uses the public links In Brooklyn.
has decided to expend $1,000 or more In ht-
ting M bettcr quarters. In the near future
the house on Myrtle avenue, almost d-
rectly opposite the present club premises.
will be fitted out. This building stands
almost in an angle of The links. and has a
fine view of the third as well as part Of the
fourth hole
Locker accommodations for the men and
dressing rooms for women will be installed
IN the new home. and as the internal mt
tings are in good order a great deal can be
accomplished without much outlay. Out
side. the committee has In view the laying
out Of two lawn tennis courts and clock
putting green.
so far as the course is concerned the
two hundred odd members expect a de-
cided change Tor the better. The Park
Commissioner has declared his intention of
doing his utmost toward maintaining a
higher standard throughout the coming
season. Another point in favor Of the golf
ers lies in the fact that the Forest Park
Improvement Association is working with
might and main to live up to its name.
The association aims az all-sround I'M
provements i'm the park
With the better conditions the club houes
to increase its membership to at least three
hundred before the season has advanced.
Interest in competitive way is helped
because Of the Long Island championship
tournament 10 he held at Forest Park this
year the last week in August
stewart Gardner, who has arrived AT the
EXmoor Country club. Chicago. after spend.
ing the winter in Scotland, is authority tor
the statement that James Braid. the five
times open champion or Great Britain, j.
coming 30 this country TO play in the Amer
ican open. Tom Nardon also has been men
toned. The last named is due here, any
way, g. he has an engagement with the
Onwentsia 'lun. AS for Braid the au-
uouncemcnt was made abroad short time
ago that he would not visit the United
States
Aiken : e.. March 29.-f Harold Sands
ard j.. Il. Byers survived In the afternoon
play to day tor the Southern Cross golf
trophy. They will meet IN the hnal round
On Friday.
Sanss beat \. VI. Hoyt up and . 20
and . 20 play
-
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
uAvy NINE VICTORIOUS.

Annapolis. March 2Z-Thc Naval Acod-
na..onalI team opened TIE season here
aa,, bv defeating -. Johns College, Of
ot,g tv a score Of to-
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
WANDERERS BEAT OTTAWA.

postnn. March -4.-The Wanderers. -
,,',,rAal defeated tho Ottawa champions
,.a,ad, IN = hockey match - the Ros-
roma here tonight by score OF
goals 10 ..
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
The score follow s
Total. p sais lo !

,..aior "i,,,' ,hsuInsn First base ON halls -"0
Kteien. :: of Ealaport on Sporn, J. I,r1sN Hr1.
"a, :, IN ~, iasrs-,' e.. y Y. I. FORD
hom :. via pitch K~clea rassed nailIMG
Crrthv Firs, base on errors forahham. J. 80, r@'.N
Gn,,auori IIt los pitcher -lir Ne'l'n b'"n-
90, stolen iases-F McCafrcy. Scanlon ~
ebayke, ~, Gal.an. Chapman ~. Barrett 90
I.vnro. Kceien. Foley iIecht. Umpire iaTT.'
Tme-1 10
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23

Totals SIS go col Totals. .''s 80 ",
- series between the Elizabeth and
,,a.,cla;r C,nb teams on the formers Al
I4vs Elizabeth won the odd game. thsIe
did the host individual rolling set'ins an
average Of 1o2.
.rba scores we're as follows
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23
FIGHT WITH THREE WEAPONS
j. T. Shaw Wins Title with Foil,
Duelling Sword and Sabre.

Carving off his bouts with a fine show
Of skill. Joseph T. Shaw. of the Fencers'
club Of Now York, won the three-weapon
championship last night with foil. duellng
sword and sabre in the gymnasium of the
New York Athletic cub
Shaw lost cnlv one bout in tho series. T.
~. u. Meyers, of the same club, defeating
him with the duelling sword. Second Lonors
were won by Dr. J. Ernest GcnouN. Of the
New York Athletic Club, while Meyers won
third place after fencing off a tie with
+. Curt Of the New York Athletic Club.
The surprise OF the bouts was the fact
that Curti failed 10 show his old form i'm
the estimation Of tho Judges The Judging
however. was matter OF much adverse
comment 10y several Of the spectators and
contestants. Dr. GienouX acquitted himself
Well. He won two of his three bouts with
cach weapon. lie was alert and measured
his attacks with rare showinG Of judg
ment and skill.
Tho SUMMARY follows:
FOiLs
Joseph T shaw rencers' Club. defeated v p
Curt.. Ne" York 4. g.: +. ~. y Meyers
fcncers Club, ~. j. Ernest tigrouN New
nr j Ernest Gignoux. New York \. C.. do
icatcd y. T. Curt. Now York \. G.: L. II. r.
y. y. curt. New York \ c. defeated f. II
T. Meyers Fcnccrs club.
+. n. B. Meyers. Fencers' club. lost all
DCELLING SWORDS.
Dr. J. Ernest Gienoux New YORK s. g. ce-
feeted Y. T. 'I-ti. New York 4. -. T. H. T.
jos. b r. shaw. Fenoers club. defeated Y. T.
Curt, New YORK 4. g.. pr. j. Ernest Gignoux
New York s. &.
T. ". = Meyer Fencers club defeated
Jossrh +. Shaw. Fenrers clut, y. p. cmrL
y. T.. Cuitl. New YORK =. g.. lost an.
SABitES
Jos~pn T. shaw. F.nceIs club. defeated s. r.
'urti New York \ e.. T.. ~. ~ Mrs-rs
F,nc,rs cub. Dr j. Ernest Glgnoux New YORK
4. a..
br. = Ernest GignouN. New YORK \ c. Cd.
feat.d y T.. Cuui. %ew York \. g.. r. H. H.
Me- ycts. Ftnccis club.
n r. 'urii. Sew YORK. A. g.. defeated f. ~
T. Meyers. Fcuccts ClUb.
g.. N q. Mrye.s Fencers' club los, AN.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23

First base 30 sirors--G Georgia, T. New York.
T4ft on uasc,-G Georgia. T. New York. u. First
asc on balls-OW o. Thompson. - of Warhop.
= Struck out ~ -. Thompson, ., los Banncu,
]: ty Warhop 8 bv Vaughn, 4. Home runs-
NcWhort'r chase. Two base hits Elliott.
IIarzau. rscfihcf flies Hartzef ~. stolen
bases Elliott 6:I. H1nphil. Chase -. knight.
Daniels - lit by litcher-Bv T. Thompson
G.Uict, knight. llsrtzelb; 10y Brannen Hemp
hi.n. Ilifs N r. Thompson : N innings
innings. n caldwell. ! I'm innings. Of
Vaughn. 1 IN . innings Umpire-Farrei. Time
- 40
New-York tribune., 1911-03-23

rolled N place q Frry N lfs'
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1911-12-21
MAY TALK OVER SEAS.

New Telephone Invention Holds Great
Promise.
Talking through the water from one
ship to another has become possible
by means o. an improved wireless tele-
phone. which is expected to replace
the ordinary submarine bell signals.
Bells sounded under the sea are at
present in use on all large liners, the
sounds being picked up ON other yes
sells by means Of a special form Of
telephone.
The wireless telephone with which
people will talk through the sea IS
quite different from the ordinary wire
less telegraph which transmits signals
through the water.
Far simpler and less costly and re-
quiring no skill to operate. the tele-
phone can be fitted up in any vessel,
however small. at moderate cost, and
provides a. means of conversation by
wireless.
In a fog a ship fitted with the wire
less telephone could hear the approach
of other vessels, as the sound given out
by small electric bell or other signal
ing device on one ship would be de
tected in the telephone on the other.
After flashing signal back through
the water conversation could at once
be established between the two YES
sells.
A ship could speak with a port or
lightship or lighthouse in just the
same way. and submarines could keep
up a continuous conversation with
each other and the battleship to which
they were attached.
With the aid Of new microphone
for talking into it is hoped to be able
to speak through the sea for twenty
miles.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1911-12-21
DOCTORS FAVOR AIDING
DEATH OF INcURABLES.
Advecate Promotion Of Suicide AZ Well
as Outright Euthanasia.

The deliberate aiding to suicide Of
hopeless sufferers is advocated by
many members OF the st. Louis So
ciety OF Medical Research One ply
stefan urged legal homicide as a relief
to friends and relatives afflicted with
the care OF incurables.
DR.. Willis Young, referring to Ger
tain cases where the physician knew
the patient could not long survive and
was suffering agony, declared he Gid
not doubt the humane inclination to
end that suffering on the part Of the
doctor would be most strong. He said
that he himself might be induced.
where the patient was a relative dear
to him, to give the '1ethal glass" but
he prayed the opportunity would never
come. In such personal cases DR..
Young was willing to be placed on
record as advocating more than mere
~ aiding death.
DR.. A. F. Stephens said he did not
believe any man, not even the hang
man, had the right to take another's
life. but he did believe the hopeless
sufferer who desired death should not
be denied it and should be given the
means to administer the end to him.
SELF
DR.. Edward r. Brady Endorsed the
practice Of euthanasia as an aid to
death.
DR.. T. W. Councilman declared he
would not aid a patient in shutting of,
but would not do anything to preserve
the life OF the hopeless sufferer who
desired death.
Dr. Scott Parson challenged any doc
tor to say he had not at some time
practiced euthanasia.
ANY physician who has not prac-
ticed it has not done his duty" he
said. DR.. Parsons said that, while
narcotics hasten the end, they are al
ways applied in cases Of painful death,
and that any other course is cruel and
inhuman.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1911-12-21
PRINCE MIGHT GET SHOT
But Mrs. Pattison Was Willing Her
Husband Should Face the Burg
lar Alone.

Mr.. and Mrs. Pattison awakened
suddenly. Both thought the noise
came from the basement.
Better go and see what that u.s."
said his wife uneas&ly. cit may be q
burglar!"
"Oh, I hardly think it's burglar"
Pattison said as he turned over in
bed.
'eYes," his wife returned, ''but then
it might be. Oughtn't you to go and
investigator
Pattisop never had gone in much
for burglar chasing, but he wasn't
afraid of a burglar. Or if he was he
wasn't going to let his wife know it.
He arose from his bed and STROBE
bravely forth, stubbing his great toe
as he did so.
Then he paused to think what
would be the best way to approach
the burglar. He thought and thought
and by and by a thought came out.
He would call little Prince, Mrs. Pat
tison's pet dog, and have him go on
ahead and bark an occasional bark.
Then" thought Pattison, eff there
really is a burglar in the basement
like as not he'll run before I get
there"
Prince up to that time didn't know
there was a burglar around.
Pattison called the dog softly:
'Hesh, Prince" he whispered, 'heah!
heah!'
Mrs. Pattison heard the hoarse
whisper for the dog. "Why, George"
she exclaimed In alarm, you're surely
not going to take Prince down with
you after the burglar!"
why, er-ah-the fact u.s." bluffed
Pattison,. 81 thought If I took the dog
along he might help me find the burg
lar"
Yes" retorted his wife, ''but Prince
might get shot!"
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1911-12-21
JimR Wife.

After the report had been current
for q week that Jim's wife, whom Jim
had met and married and was still
secluding In Chicago, was ugly as sin,
a friend who had Jim's interests at
heart, ran down the author Of the
rumor with the intention Of making
her retract.
'How do you know she is ugly?" he
asked. Have you ever seen herr?
NO." said the. experienced gossip,
II never have, neither have I seen
her picture, nor anybody who has
seen either her or her picture, but l
know she is ugly, because I had 1t
straight from q person who lives IN
Chicago that when she ordered q
dozen pictures taken just while be-
fore the wedding the photographer
made her pay in advance, and Pho
tographer never does that unless the
subject is so ugly that she is apt 70
be discouraged when she sees the
pictures and refuse to pay for them
on the ground that he hasn't done
good work. II you don't believe me
ask any photographer"
But Jim's champion let the natCeH
HGP.-New York Times;
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1911-12-21
TOOK TOO MUCH FOR GRANTEE
How Sir Andrew Clarke, by H...
Prescription, Taught Patient
to Smoke.

The late Sir Andrew C,arho
30 ardent in his crusade against o" wa
eating and overdrinking, and IN 1 yer
In his belief that in a large maio-.I u
of cases diet would do far more t.
drugs, that he was a little too ro,l on
inclined to take it for granted +ba4
his patients were self-indulgent r. 49,
ruin Of their health. Amono tn0
many anecdotes. to which his 49,
gave rise the following is one of ~.
most amusing:
A patient came to consult him ona
was at once overwhelmed with d.
tions on the subject of the life 81
should lead and the diet to which h.
should adhere. Nov, remembar
only one glass Of wine at each meoI
the physician concluded, "and ins.
one cigar after dinner won't hurt von
Good morning. Be sure you ke.n
strictly to one cigar"
a0ne cigar!" said the patieO,
But"
My dear SIR" broke in Sir AndrAu
somewhat testify, 81 must insist T.
I am to treat you, you must follow
my directions. know quite well Won
will find it hard, but it is absolutelv
necessary for your health"
The patient heaved a deep SIGH
t'An right, Sir Andrew. Since Won
insist, I will do my best. Good morn.
ing"
He went his way, but his health did
not improve, and at the end of a few
weeks he returned to the physicians
consulting room.
mo better?" said the doctor. sur.
prised. But have you followed all
my directions?"
Absolutely" replied the visitor. '1
must admit that the cigar was rather
hard work at first, and in fact it
made me feel i'll, but l soon got used
to it, and now rather like it,
Good heavens!" said Sir Andrew.
on whom the truth dawned; "do you
mean to tell me-"
Eyes, I had never smoked before."-
London Telegraph.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1911-12-21
JOHN DIS FIRST JOB.

Il ls Fifty-six Years Since He Got Il,
but He Didn't Keep It Long:
On the dfty-sixth anniversary Of the
day he got his first and only job in the
employ of another John D. Rockefeller
held celebration at his Forest Hill
estate. Cleveland. o., and raised the
stars and stripes.
Mr.. Rockefeller got the job Of book
keeper In the forwarding and commits
sion house Of Hewitt & futile I'm 1855.
He proved to be a good accountant.
one OF the earliest and latest sort, who
saw everything, forgot nothing and
never talked. One year after he got
the place his salary was advanced to
$25 month and he began to save
money. Before another year he had
gone into business.