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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Taft vetoes Statehood Sill.

Z In a special message to the house
of Representatives President Taft
vetoed the joint resolution for the ad
mission of New Mexico and Arizona to
statehood. His reason was based on
his thorough disapproval of the recall
of judges clause in the Arizona con.
stiuution. Much of the message was
devoted to discussion of the func.
tions of courts.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
ACT QUICKLY
Delay Has Been Dangerous in
EdQertOn.


Edgerton.
Do the right thing at the right time.
Act quickly in times of donger.
Backache is kidney danger.
Doans Kidney Pills act quickly
Cure all distressing, dangerous kid
ney Ills.
Plenty OF evidence to prove this.
Mrs. E. j. Crandall, 1872 Albion ST.,
Edgerton, Wis, says, began to suffer
from kidney complaint two or three
years ago. Th- first symptom was
pain in the small of my back, followed
by feeling OF laguor. / had dizzy
spells and / noticed that the seeretions
from my kidneys were unnatural. Get
ting Doan's Kidney Pills from Atwell's
drug store, began their use and the
contents of two >oxes restored me tie
good health ] have since had this
remedy on hard and / consider it the
best one to b. had for any trouble
caused by weak tldneys" Statement
given in July 49,
LASTING RESULTS
Mrs Crandall vas interviewed on
September 26, 1910, and she added to
the above-"I willingly confirm my
former endorsement or Doan's Kidney
Pills. They brou ut me lasting benefit
and during the past three years | have
had no further need of kidney medi-
cine" AZ
For sale by all 4 -alers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Gu, Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's = and
take no other.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Wanted MANY of Them.

A certain small maiden had set her
heart on having a turtle for pet, and.
giving her father final instructions as
he set off on southern journey, urg-
ed him to please be sure to get a
great big lady turtle that will born
lot of baby turtles right away
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
New York,s Indebtedness.

New Workers are the biggest bor-
rowers in the world; at least they are
so collectively, for the city owes seven
times as much as any other city in
the country and more than one-half as
much as the largest twenty-seven 9TH
er cities in the land
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
A King Who Left Home

set the world to talking, but Paul Mat
hulka of Buffalo, N. Y, says he always
Keeps at Home the King of all Laxa-
tives DIR. Kings New Life Pills and
that they're blessing to all his fam
lily. Cure constipation, headache, indi-
gestion, dyspepsia. Only 25c at w. G.
Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
a Catching Time.

"Jiggleton," said the man who was
away for the weekend, caught
brook trout His little girl caught the
measles. His boy was caught out six
times in a game of ball, and caught
cold watching the game. So then
caught the next train back to town. -
Rrownings Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Built School by Voluntary Tax.

Under curious circumstances a fine
new school has been built n the little
town of Feodorina. in Russia. The
tow, folks erected it from the pro-
ceeds of a voluntary tax Of two cents
PEI glass of vodka consumed, which
they imposed on themselves for
whole year
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18

Foley Kidney Pills are composed of
ingredients specially selected for their
corrective, healing, tonic and stimulat
ing effect upon the kidneys, bladder
and urinary passages. They are anti
sceptic, antilithic and uric acid sol
vent. w. c.. AtWell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18

Hay Fever, Asthma and Summer Colds
Must be relieved quickly and Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound will do it.
E. M. Stewart, 1884 Wolfram St., Chi
cago, writes: 81 have been greatly
troubled during the hot summer months
with Hay Fever and find that by using
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound | get
great relief" Many others who suffer
similarly will be glad to benefit by Mr..
Stewards experience. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18

More people, men and women, are
suffering from kidney and bladder
trouble than ever before, and each year
more of them turn for quick relief and
permanent benefit to Foley's Kidney
Remedy, which has proven itself to be
one of the most effective remedies Tor
kidney and bladder ailments that med
zeal science has devised. q. At
WELL
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Many a suffering Woman

Drags herself painfully through her
daily tasks, suffering from backache,
headache, nervousness, loss Of appetite
and poor sleep, not knowing her ills are
due to kidney and bladder troubles.
Foley Kidney Pills give quick relief
from pain and misery and prompt re-
turn to health and strength. No woman
who so suffers can afford to overlook
Foley Kidney Pills.-W. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
The Modern Idea.

You wish to divorce your nus.
band? You cannot agree? In what
way does your incompatibility of tenn
permanent manifest itself?' "Oh,
wish to get divorced and he doesn't"
lie dire.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
MAKING the Best of 1t.

The Troy press says: After all, 1t
is an alert official who knows enough
to get out without waiting to be put
out" And be cheats his enemies out
of such an exquisite pleasure.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18

Foley Kidney Pills will check the
of your kidney and bladder
trouble and heal by removing the cause.
Try them. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Nature Always True.

Nature never did betray the heart
that loved her; tbs her privilege,
through all the years of our. life, to
lead from joy to joy.-Wordsworth
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Lasting Hatred.

There is a sort # hatred which
never is extinguishs it is the hatred
that superiority inspires in mediocre
ty.-Paul Bourget
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18

Do not allow your kidney and bladder
trouble to develop beyond the reach of
medicine. Take Foley Kidney Pills.
They give quick results and stop irreg-
ularities with surprising promptness. -
w. G.. AtWeIl.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-08-18
Shipwreck Safer.

1t is getting so that it is safer to
be shipwrecked on the ocean than 1t
is to be a passenger in a skidding au-
tomobile.-Syracuse Herald.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
BETTER TEETH
FEWER DENTISTS BILLS

Your teeth decay because particles
of food get into crevices between and
around the teeth and create germs
of decay. Ordinary tooth powders
and washes are entirely inadequate
to prevent 1t.
Try Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic, a de-
hcious. harmless germicide Just g.
little in glass of water, and rinse the
mouth and brush the teeth thoroughly.
1t will whiten the teeth. prevent
and remove tartar, destroy all germs
of decay and save you dentists bills.
Paxtine thoroughly cleanses, de-
odorizes and keeps pure and odorless
false teeth and bridgework. Paxtine
is far superior to liquid antiseptics
and peroxide for all toilet and n.y.
gienic uses. At Druggists 25 and soc,
or sent postpaid upon receipt Of price
by The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston,
Mass. Send for free sample
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
HOW TO MAKE SALADS
STANDARD KINDS OF POTATOES
AND OTHER VEGETABLES.
pesiq4ssmS pue lnuSIzeH 'uoquoa
Salads Are More Unusual, but
Are Not Very Difficult
to Mix

Vegetable Salads.-While the many
excellent cook books on the market
give various good recipes for salads.
1t is from the real cooks themselves
that we get the gems. The unusual
salads are, as a rule, a rather ex-
pensive luxury for everyday use, the
fish salads and meat salads are
fairly we'll known, the vegetable
salads are also becoming we'll
known, such as asparagus, cauli-
flower and the macedonia of vege-
tables. The ever welcome potato sal
ad is always a standby for the young
housekeeper in making up her daily
variety. The fruit salads are not al
ways as popular as they should be,
for many feel that just before the des
sert course they take away the zest
for the sweet to follow. Perhaps this
is true, but they are so healthy that
this should be their excuse for be
ing.
Bonbon Salad.-Shape small-sized
balls of new Pimento cheese and
roll them in finely ground pecan
nuts, press half white grape
on either side of the cheese. AL
low six to portion arranged on
white lettuce leaves and cover with
heavy mayonnaise, to which a little
whipped cream has been added just
before serving.
Hazlenut SaIad.-Shell and blanch
one pound of hazlenuts and grind half
of them fine in grinder. Crate a
half Of pineapple, mix with the nuts
and tablespoonful Of sherry, juice
Of half lemon and tablespoonful Of
powdered sugar. Let stand one hour,
then drain and add a package Of
cream cheese, mix to paste, then
make into balls with a whole nut in
the center Of each, pile on white let
tuce leaves and cover with mayor.
naise.
Sweetbread SaIad.-Parboil, blanch
and chill one good pair of sweet
breads and cut them into small pieces.
Grind fine one dozen sailed almonds,
six olives, one green pepper and one
sWeetbreads with the juice of a lemon,
gherkin pickle. Add these to the
juice of one onion and a wineglass of
sherry. Let stand one hour, then
drain and serve in green pepper cases
with mayonnaise dressing.
The invariable rule of good salad
making is to have all of the ingredi-
ents ready, but not to mix the salad
until the last possible moment. OF
course, celery, where 1t is used, holds
salad up pretty well, but if dressed
too long it is bound to grow wilted
and unappetizing
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07

pink and warm, little gold curls cluns
to her damp forehead Her violet
eyes were wide with admiration at
Miss Selma Lue's generalship, but
were given desperate cast by huge
smudge on the side of her nose which
had by accident tried conclusions with
that OF the vocally strong Clementine
Her hat had been pulled to a rakish
angle and the starch was out Of her
linen blouse. She had the appearance
Of one who has fought a losing fight,
Now, Miss Cynthie, honey, they
was jest hungry. They's as good as
gold most times; but babies is like hui.
man beings-they can't always be
counted on to do the best they knows,
be about it. Want to stay and see 'em
feed?"
Miss Cynthia had a number Of times
in her life heard invitations issued
from various tented sawdHst rings OF
which she was instantly reminded by
Miss Selma Lue, and it was with some.
thing o" the same feeling Of trepi.
udtlOu L4dL she dCCOpISu.
Now" said Miss Selma Lue as she
rolled Up her sleeves and cleared the
deck for action by drawing the boxes
into close semicircle around a three.
legged milking stool. you can see how
good I've got EN- trained, the darlings.
| cook up this bowl of oatmeal outen
that as spills outen the packages what
bust, and | pour on a good dose of
Charity's new milk, which is that of
real human kindness, if she IL Just
a spotted cow
AS she talked she seated herself on
the stool and dipped out spoonful of
the sticky porridge dripping with milk.
Instantly five small, pink, toothless or
partly toothless mouths popped open
and five bobbing heads became rigid
and five roly-poly necks craned. The
moment Of suspense was keen. Pres.
to! the spoon descended into the
mouth Of Blossom, the explorer. Her
ecstatic gurgle had four anticipatory
echoes. Again the pink caverns
yawned and again the poised spoon
descended, this time into the rosy lips
Of Clementine, who swallowed her
portion with the remnant of her last
sob. The echoes gurgled again and
presented open mouths at attention
instantly.
Seems like" said Miss Selma Lue,
they all swallows one another's dim
ner and gifts jest that much more pleas
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
T amaIe Pie.

Take one large chicken, joint as
for fricassee, salt and pepper each
piece and roll in -four Have ready a
frying pan, containing part lard and
part butter; fry each piece of chicken
in this until brown, then place chicken
in stew pot and add one can Of toma-
toes; one large onion that has been
sliced and fried; two or three red or
green peppers, and a small piece of
garlic; add little water and the
gravy that the chicken was fried in.
Let stew until tender. Thicker gravy
and turn into baking dish, take one
cup of olives and drop them into the
stew, slice four hard boiled eggs over
top, and cover with rich pie crust and
bake
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
At Her Door She Was Welcomed With
Enthusiasm

ure outen 1t all. If grown-ups would
jest chaw one another's good luck,
they could git a heap Of satisfaction
from it, I say. Now amt they good.
and jest as patient, awaiting their
own turn?"
Indeed they are just cunning nest
Of baby birds, Miss Selma Lue, and
you are the mother bird with the
worms, the incest sort Of worms. You
you, Miss Cynthia hesitated, try
ing to give conference to a thought
Miss Selma Lue had heard voiced be-
fore,-"if you were being mother bird
to your own you couldn't"
Miss Cynthie, honey said Miss Sc
lima Lue as she scraped the last drop
Of milk into the spoon and skillfully
administered it to the nodding head
Of F'larity, the brother Of Carrots, Il
think the good Lord intended that a
| mother should come into this world
with every child, but sometimes she
| don't git horned when it does; and
sometimes-sOmeti the mother Ia
! horned and the child amt there. The
mother job is one that amt cut out
to suit everybody and them it fits have
got a duty laid on 'em strong, even if
it is jest being a kinder soul-mother.
| Don't let Clemmie fall and cut her
| head On the edge Of her box! She is
| nodding so and | have to ease down
both the Flarities, who is plumb gone.
| Thanky, child, they are all safe now
and I can git to work. Seems like my
heart is at rest when I've got 'em
asleep in the soap boxes. l sometimes
wonder if the Lord don't feel the same
way about us grown-ups when he
sends the night down to kiver US I'd
in our beds. But then when he's got
us all safe asleep the folks over in
Chiny wakes and begins they devil
tries, SO I reckon the Bible is true
when it says he neither slumbers nor
sleeps"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Milk Baked Chicken.

Select well-cleaned, plump spring
chickens. Halve them, place in shall
low roasting pan, salt and pepper
well, dot literally with bits of butter;
use sufficient milk to nearly cover
Place in hot oven and bake for one
and one-half hours in covered pan
Make a good pint of we'll seasoned
milk gravy (slightly thickened). Add
one-haf can French peas, one-half
can button mushrooms; let come to
a boil. Place chicken in center of
platter. Around this place hot bak-
ing powder biscuit. Pour gravy over
both and serve at once.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Trianon Salad.

Cut one grape fruit and two
oranges in sections and free from
seeds and membrane. Skin and seed
one cup Of white grapes and cut one
third cup Of pecan nut meats into
small pieces. Mix ingredients, ar
range on bed of romaine and pour
over the following dressing:
Mix four tablespoonfuls of olive oil
one each Of grape fruit juice and
vinegar, one-fourth teaspoonful OF
paprika, one-eighth teaspoonful pep
per and one tablespoonful finely
chopped Roquefort cheese. This
dressing should stand in the icebox
four or five hours to become sea,
soned.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
CHAPTER II.
The New Soap-6oxer.

Vanity in a man IS like a turkey
gobbler a-strutting in November"
Miss Selma Lue
Miss Cynthie, honey, it's good
thing you come down to see me this
morning first thing. When you are In
town on one of them week-end-and-be-
gins with Miss Evelyn, sweet as she is.
[ don't rest calm as l might Seems
like, so to speak, am afraid you will
turn over your soap box or bump your
head Or swallow a fly or something. if
you are outen my sight
You mean you are sure | will have
The strength Of mind to refrain from
taking in the camel, but are uneasy
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
May Teach Monkeys to Talk.

The monkey is not only more In
telligent than the parrot, but is even
more initiative. 1t Is excepting NAM
the only creature on earth that is
capable Of articulate speech. Prof
Bell believes that apes can be taught
at all events, to say a few words
at first by manipulation of thei,
mouths and threats, as is done with
the deaf born. We may live, he thinks
20 hear chimpanzees talk, and with
some degree of understanding of their
own remarks.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
(TO BE CONTINUED
Pleasant Meals.

Shakespeare very truly wrote that
"unquiet meals make Ill digestions,
and meal times should never be made
unpleasant. Wives must not enter
tain their husbands at dinner with the
days domestic grievances about chill
dren or servants, nor ask for money,
and husbands must not retail the wor-
ries Of the Office, the fall in stocks or
their own personal troubles. Be
cheerful at meals, everything will
then taste better-and digest better;
leave the worries in the drawing room
you can return to tackle them ever
so much better if you Danish them
from the dining room.-Home
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07

Vegetable Compound has done for me
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to health means so much
to me that for the sake of other suffer-
ing women / am willing to make my
trouble public SO you may publish
this letter. Mrs. CHAs. BARCLAY,
RED, Graniteville, vt.
No other medicine for woman's Ills
has received such widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know of has such a record
of cures as has Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
For more than 80 years it has been
curing woman's ills such as infamma-
ton, liberation, fibroid tumors, irreg-
ularities, periodic pains and nervous
prostration, and it is unequalled for
carrying women safely through the
period of change of life.
Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. Her advice is free,
and always helpful
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Eqqsa aetna.

DR.. J. S. Slack, the English food ex-
pert, said in recent lecture in Du-
luth:
The secret Of health is two meals
a day with an occasional fast. But
people won't avail themselves of this
superb secret. 1t is too unpleasant
like the fresh egg.
"A gentleman, after cutting the top
Off soft-boiled egg, summoned the
waiter and said:
Waiter. take this egg back to the
Kitchen. wiring its neck, and grill 1t
for me-"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Sweet OmelAt.

Add little sugar to the eggs in.
stead of pepper and salt, make II
then as a plain omelet, inclosing In
the center, if desired, marmalade o.
jam. When turned out on dish, sprin-
lie sugar over the top.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
How to Basic

When basting seam of any length,
instead of pinning work to the knee
try holding with presser foot of sew
ing machine. You will find you will
be able to 1T perfectly straight and
do better work.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
SYNOPSIS.

Miss Selma Lue, spinster grocery store
keeper Of River Bluff and guardian angel
Of the community, presides over an I'M
promptu day nursery for the babies Of
place. Her charges are kept in soap
boxes and are known as the Soap Box
Babies" The fact that she is single
makes her somewhat Of an object Of
sympathy to the mothers. although pos
sessed Of stronger maternal instinct than
many Of them
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
sAsKATOON's splendid English-speal

SASKATOON'S splendid English speak
ing agricultural community has won phe-
nomenal prosperity from a wonderful soil.
What are the farmers in your district do
ing? Why not participate in our pros
perity? Come here if you want to make
ity. At any rate, do it for your children's
sake. Write for all information to Com
missioner, Board of Trade, Saskatoon,
Saskatchewan, Western Canada.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
a Sensitive Ear

The poet, Malherbe, the founder Of
the purity Of the French language, was
very sensitive on the score of diction-
When, during his last moments, his
confessor, by way Of encouraging him.
began to enlarge on the joys of para
disc. Stop" cried Malherbe. "Youl
ungrammatical style is giving me .
distaste for them!"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
And They Were.

Boarder ION leaving)-Madam, you
are one of the most honest persons l
have ever met.
Landlady-Tm glad to hear you say
that, sir.
Boarder-Yes; your honesty Is
even apparent on the very front Of
your establishment. Your sign says
"Boarders taken in!'-Stray Stories
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Generous Advice

If the Japanese want to fight u.s."
said the nervous man, why don't they
begin?"
Perhaps" replied the calm and col
iected person, they are waiting for
more tips from our military experts
on how to proceed"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Severe Critic.

Alice-I like Tom immensely and
he's very much the gentlemen: but
he does like to talk about himself!
Grace-Yes, dear, your knight hath
a thousand Ps.-Puck
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Much Easier to Handle

Mabel-Father's SO glad you're
a poet.
Scribbler-Ah, like yourself, he
adores poetry?
Mabel-Oh, no. But you see poets
can't fight. The last lover of mine
he tried to throw out was a football
player
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
IS EPILEPSY cONQUEREDr
New York Physicians Have Many
Curea to Their Credif

New York, April 4.-Advices from
every direction fully confirm previous
reports that the remarkable treatment
for epilepsy being administered by the
consulting physicians of the DR.. Water
man Institute is achieving wonderful
results. Old and stubborn cases have
been greatly benefited and many pa
tents claim to have been entirely
cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once to DR.. Waterman
Institute, 1872 East 25th ST., Branch 63,
New York, for supply of the remedy,
which is being distributed gratuitously.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07
Upset
Sick Eeelir1g

that follows taking a dose Of castor
oil, salts or calome1, is about the
worst you can endure-Ugh-it
gives one the creeps. You don't
have to have it-CASCARETS
move the bowe1s-tone up the
liver-without these bad feelings.
Try them. SO
CAScARETS Ioc a box for weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07

L L y Ill NERVOUSNESS
and other annoying
symptoms, and /
can truly say that
Lydia e. Pinkham's
" eget a bic Com
|pound has proved
worth mountains of
gold to me, as it
restored my health
and s treng ct h. I
never forget to tell
my friends what
II ,y6ia F. Pinkham'g
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-04-07

To restore normal action to liver, kid
neys, stomach and bowels, take Garfield
Tea, the mild Herb laxative. All druggists.