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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
Ali Jackson and wife and Mrs. Har-

All Jackson and wife and Mrs. Har-
rlson Rudd and daughter, Sunshine,
went to Magnolia to attend the L. D.
>. annual reunion. Miss Sunshine re.
turned Sunday so as to be here for the
openins of school.
Joe Hewlett and family were over
from Arion last Saturday.
"A number from here attended the
funeral of Bert Butler at Arion Mon.
day.
Dr.. Van Meter has returned from
|Waterloo. bringing Mrs. Van Meter
home with him. She was suffering
with nervous prostration and it was
deemed necessary to send to Omaha
for a trained nurse, who has been
caring for her since that time. She
is reported as improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy Brown are here
from Correctionville for a visit with
her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas
Munsey.
Grandma Q'Day, who lives several
miles below town, had the misfortune
one day last week to fall and break
her thigh. As she is about seventy
| five years old the accident is all the
more serious.
Mrs. Jesse Leslie was summoned to
her home at Neigh, Neb., on account
lOf the illness OF her husband. She
went Sunday.
Mott McHenry and family returned
Monday from their overland trip to
the state fair. They had dandy time
and Mott says that this way of going
is the only way to 60 and really see
the fair.
George Keairnes and wife are Wis
liting mis- sister, who lives at Pisgah.
They expect to spend day or so at
Magnolia also before returning.
The Standard Bearers met last Fri
day evening at the E. L. Thomas home
and had most delightful time. Re-
freshments were served that were
thoroughly enjoyed.
Morris and Doris Griffin went to
[Denison the last of the week and spent
Ia day or two with their sister, Mrs
August Mesenbrink.
w. c. Rolls and family drove over
to Magnolia Sunday to spend the day
at the camp meeting. r. T. Barber
and wife accompanied them.
Miss Lyle Goldsworthy has been at
the home of her sister, Mrs I. A. An
derson, for several days and has this
week begun her years work in the
Arion schools.
John Rule came Monday from st.
Anthony, Idaho to visit the Rule fam
lilies here. This is his first visit here
for twenty years.
Will Seeman, wife and daughter
started Sunday to Denver for visit.
They expect to be gone about two
months
Mrs. Will Aldrich and daughter,
Flossie. returned to their home at Dun
lap Saturday after a couple OF days
visit at the home of her father, John
Cramer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
Ordinance No. 233.

An Ordinance requiring all telegraph,
telephone and electric wires and
poles supporting same to be removed
off from certain streets in the city
OF Denison, Iowa, and either placed
under ground or in the alleys.
Be 1t Resolved by the City Council
Of the City of Denison, Iowa:
Section l. That all telegraph, tele-
phone and electric wires on the fol
lowing streets or parts of streets:
From east side of Sweet street on
Broadway TO west side of Dyer street;
also on Main street from north side
+of Walnut street to north side of
Church street; also on Court avenue
from north side of Broadway to north
side OF fremont stree: also on Cen.
ter street from east SIDE of Court
avenue to the west side OF Main
street: also on fremont from west
side of Sweet street to the east side
of Court avenue, shall, within a period
of 60 days from and after the taking
effect of this ordinance, be removed
off from the parts of streets above
named and placed under the surface
of the streets or removed to the al
leys and all poles and supports for
said wires shall within 60 days after
the passage and taking effect OF this
ordinance on the parts of streets above
named, shall be removed from said
streets.
Sec., 2. That the location of all con-
duits in which or poles upon which
wires are placed shall be under the
direction of the city council OF the
city of Denison, Iowa.
Sec. 8. All ordinances or parts of
ordinances in conflict with this ordin-
ance are hereby repealed.
Sec. 4. This ordinance shall be in
Hull force and effect on and after its
passage and publication as provided
by law.
Passed this 4th day of September,
1911.
Signed: w. H. LAUB,
Attest: E. F. Tucker, Mayor.
City Clerk.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
GOODRICH NEWS.
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Mr.. and Mrs. George Newcom came
down from Boyer Sunday morning and
attended NJ. E. services and took din
ner with Mrs. Newcom's parents.
L. F. Morris and daughter visited
at the S. D. Newton home Sunday.
Isaac Newton is out at the Merle
Myers home this week helping Merle
get rid of cockleburs on the farm.
Mesdames Wilkinson, Fink and
Spence visited at the Albert Whey
home Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Broder Boysen attend
ed the state fair last week.
E. McNeal and Sam Anderson spent
a few days at the state fair. They re.
port an excellent time.
Mrs. S. D. Newton spent Friday at
the home of her daughter, Mrs. Whey
Mrs. John Anderson and children
drove out to the A. D. Whey home
Friday.
Mesdames Fink, Wilkinson, Newton
and Miss Morris, of Goodrich, at
tended the L. A. S. at the Mrs. Bob
Childress home Saturday afternoon.
Hannibal Fink was down to the
county seat Saturday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
Miss Edna Rornhoft is visiting at
the home Of her brother, August, this

Miss Edna Rornhoft is visiting at
the home Of her brother, August, this
week.
Willie Hansen visited with relatives
and friends in West Side last week.
A number of friends and neighbors
gathered at the home OF Mrs. Nick
Schuman to help her celebrate her
birthday. All had an enjoyable time.
VIM. Laundervill and son, Vincent
attended the state fair last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Ewaldt attended
the state fair last week.
VIM. jain and wife were Denison
shoppers Tuesday.
Henry Minnie and Clara Lahndorf
visited with relatives in Manila Sat.
urday.
The Keen Kutters baseball team
crossed bats with the West Side kid
team, the score resulting Z to 4 in
favor of the Keen Kutters.
Will Myers spent Sunday at the
home of his mother in West Side.
The Old Hayes baseball team gave
the Iowa bunch another defeat last
Sunday, the score being Is to IA.
Mr. and Mrs. Detlef Peenkenschnei-
der, of Davenport, are here visiting at
the Schuman homes. From here they
intend going to Cherokee and then to
Blair, Neb. Mrs. Nick Schuman, a
sister of Mrs. Peekenschneider, will
accompany them on this trip.
Ted Kuhl and wife visited at the
Walter Mohr home Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Buck and sons,
Roy and Arlo, visited at the home of
VIM. jain Sunday.
John Pencker was a Manning caller
Saturday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
HAYES NEWS.
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Alex and Glennie Hannemann were
Manning visitors Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Jacobson, OF
Manning, spent Saturday at the home
of their son, Henry.
Hans Voss was Denison business
visitor last Friday.
Aug Bornhoft and wife took spin
to West Side and spent the afternoon
at the home of his parents.
Miss Carrie Osterlund is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Rob Hawley, this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06

BOYER ITEMS.
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Miss Albertina Grover came up from
Vail Friday to make arrangements to
start school Monday in No. +.
The EpwOrth League members gave
an ice cream social Wednesday even
ing. A good time was, had by all.
Lem. Watts motored to Kiron on
business Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Neville Beckley and
children returned from their visit in
Dunlap Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs: Frank Woolston and
daughters and Miss Grace Williams,
of Dewitt, went to Des Moines Tues.
day in the auto to attend the state fair.
Miss Williams left there for her home
in Dewitt.
Miss Pearl and Marie Siever, of
Kiron, visited at Elwood Anderson S
Wednesday.
John Krantz, of Holstein, transact
ed business here Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed keeth, of Ida
Grove, visited at the Geo. Swartz home
Sunday, also Miss Nellie Keeth. Mr..
and Mrs. Carl Blake.
Misses Emma and Tilda Anderson
and sister, Mrs. J. B. Johnson, went
Saturday to attend young peoples
convention at Fort Dodge. They will
visit at Manson on their way home.
Miss Edna Nelson commenced her
school in district No. 2 last Monday.
Willie Johnson went to the fair at
Des Moines Tuesday.
Miss Winifred Wright, of Denison,
began teaching school No. Z Tuesday.
Ruth, Evelyn and Paul Dahlberg re-
<,,~ 10 hni, IN, 0Ioh01t
day after spending few weeks with
friends here.
Miss Minnie Dobbert went to Kiron
Saturday to spend few days visiting
her sister, Mrs. Fred Reece.
Mrs. Frank Woolston and daughters,
Fannie and Catherine, and Miss Luz
cinda McHenry, Of Dow City, visited
at the S. Nelson home Sunday. Miss
McHenry returned to Dow City Mon
day.
Miss Cecilia Sykes visited at the
julius Cornish home near Vail from
Friday until Monday.
Next Sunday Rev. Wallis text will
be The Wrestling Match
Many neighbors and friends gath
cred at the John Kooch home Tuesday
evening to hen celebrate his birthday.
John Sykes, Andrew Swartz, Clark
Winans, George Cowlham and Mr..
Rrogden had cattle shipped to them
from Sioux City last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. S. Johnson went
to Sioux City in their auto Tuesday to
transact business. They stopped at
Odebolt on their way home.
Last Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. John
Newman no1ohra OIL ,hoir ci1vor we'd
ding anniversary. OILY relatives and
intimate friends We're present. At 5
O'Clock supper was served. The
table was tastefully decorated with
many flowers and fine, elaborate
supper was served. Rev. Richter, of
the Lutheran church, gave a short
speech and short program followed.
The out of town guests We're: Mr.. and
Mrs. Fred Newman, Mr. and Mrs. An
drew Hadenfeldt and Will Neuman, of
DenisOn; Mrs. Grapengieser and
daughter, Bertha, Mr.. and Mrs. j. D.
Neuman, Mrs. Henry Neuman, of
Omaha: Mr.. and Mrs. John Hagge,
of Ogden; John Frahm and son, Willie.
of Charter Oak, and Miss Hilda
Frahnl, of Charter Oak. A good time
was had and we wish Mr.. and Mrs.
Neuman many more wedding ami
versaries.
The many friends of Mrs. Carsen
Christianson, of Crofton, Neb., will be
pleased to learn of the arrival OF
baby girl a week ago Friday.
z Mr.. and Mrs. Julius Cornish are the
happy parents of baby girl, who ar
rived Sunday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1911-09-06
Sidewalk Resolution.

Be 1t Resolved by the City Council OF
the City of DenisOn, Iowa:
That a permanent sidewalk OF the
width of five feet be, within 80 days
from the adoption of this resolution,
laid on the east side of Sweet street
between Walnut street and Vine
street, and abutting upon the follow
ing premises: Lot 9, Block 119, to be
CONSTRUCTED of cement material. The
cost and expense thereof to be
assessed against AUDITING property and
the owners thereof.
Passed this 4th day OF September,
1911.
Signed: w. H. LAUB.
Attest: E. F.. Tucker, Mayor.
CITY Clerk. 36-1t
Sidewalk Resolution.
Be 1t Resolved by the City Council OF
the City OF Denison, Iowa:
That a permanent sidewalk of the
width OF FIVE feet be, within 80 days
from the adoption of this resolution,
laid on the south side Of fremont
street between Locust street and
Washington, and abutting upon the
following premises: The east half OF
lot eight (S) and all of lot seven CD,
block "a, to be constructed of cement
material. The cost and expense there
|of to be assessed against abutting
property and the owners thereof.
Passed this 4th day OF September,
1911.
I Signed: w. H. LAUB,
Attest: E, +. Tucker, Mayor.
City Clerk. .36.1t
!, The inter- s; s:::, a. : , S;:: $500
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
The Game of Diirid.

The Kurd in spite OF his habitual indo-
fence, has some interesting and even
strenuous pastmes. In the April Wide
World Magazine. F. c. Whitehouse. of
Constantinople descsiboe the "Djir.d."
wildly exciting horseback game.
The method of play Is as follows: The
sides. sometimes 30 or 40 strong. are drawn
up in two lines facing each other. Every
player holds in his hand djirid. or short
wooden lance One of the leaders dashes
out from his place i'll the center. rides to
the far end of his adversar.cs' wing, then
turns and gallops at headlong speed up
the line. with his djirid poised in his right
hand. picking out one of the players he
darts his weapon forcibly at him The
assailed one, if he is sufficiently dexterous.
catches the flying dj.rid and starts in hot
pursuit of the man who has attacked him.
In his turn he throws the two weapons
and is pursued by another. opponent. In
a short time the whole body of players
are hard at work geiioping after or 1lee-
ing from excited horsemen. Sometimes a
dozen or more will be seen riding in a big
circle. or strung out in long line, and
many are the incidents and m:sadventures
as horses and men grow excited and pas
sionate. A diirid on the side of the head
or In the small OF the back is not Il triflins
matter, and players are frequently
knocked senseless from their saddles
The Kurds are wonderfully expert IN re.
covering dropped djirid. They slip one
foot out of the stirrup and replace 1t the
other way round. Then, pressing the ankle
and calf against the near flank and with
ers of their mount, they swing. Themselves
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
His Bit.


Apropos of King Georges coronation.
John Quinn OF the Irish Independence
league, said the other day in New York:
There will be a lot of empire talk and
imperialism talk to spoil the coronation
The English imperialist, you know. pre-
fers to talk about the empires fringe, Of
which he is ignorant. rather than about
It's heart, which he knows to be diseased.
1.-The empire bubble was once pricked
nicely by an English housewife.
Her husband came home late on
Sunday afternoon. smelling Of beer and
tobacco and very red in the face.
"'Oh, he said. I've had fine time.
I've been to an empire meeting. 1t was
grand
.rhen he frowned and said impatiently:
".What's the matter with support
Amt ii ready YETI
"His wife, who was peeling potatoes and
holding squawking baby, rose and ex-
tended the baby to him.
"'Here,' she said, take hold of your
bit of the empire while 1 fry these
chips
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
MENTAL ACCURACY
Greatly Improved by Leaving Off Coffee


The manager Of an extensive cream
cry in Wis. states that while regu-
lar coffee drinker, he found it iniurl-
GUS to his health and hindrance 10
the performance of mis- business du
ties.
1T impaired my digestion, gave me
81 distressing sense of fuilness In the
region Of the stomach, causing a most
painful and disquieting palpitation of
The heart, and what is worse, it mud
died my mental faculties SO as to seri-
,usly injure my business efficiency
II finally concluded that something
could have to be done. I quit the use
Postum. The cook didn't make 1t
light at first She didn't boil 1t long
enough, and l did not find it palatable
and quit using it and went back to cof-
Zee and to the stomach trouble again.
Then my wife took the matter in
nand. and by following the directions
ON the box, faithfully, she had me
drinking Postum for several days be-
for knew 1t.
When / happened to remark that
was feeling much better than had
for long time, she told me that /
had been drinking Postum, and tina.
accounted for It, Now we have no
coffee on our table
MY digestion has been restored,
and with this improvement has cume
relief from the oppressive sense Of
fullness and palpitation of the heart
chat used to bother me So l note such
a gain in mental strength and acute.
ness that ! can attend to my Office
work with ease and pleasure and with.
out making the mistakes that were sc
annoying to me while l was using
coffee.
Postum is the greatest table drinl
of the times, in my humble estina
ton" Name given by Postum Co,
Battle Creek, Mich
Read the little book, The Road t.
MELVILLE" in pigs. There's e reason
Ever read The above letter. + nov
one appears frorn time &c Kline. The,
IRE genuine, true, and fula OF humnE
Interest.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
Like tho Other Chicks.

Charles 7. Rose, equally we'll known
in Masonic work and banking circles
of Cleveland, is great chicken fan
cier. Rhode Island Reds being his
favorite breed Walking through his
incubator house he discovered that
Helen, the three-year-old daughter,
had followed him
Come here, little chickabIddy," he
called to her. And when she ran
up to him to be tossed UP and down,
she asked: Papa, which was my in.
cubator?'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
CRIMINAL NEGLECT
OF SKIN AND HAIR

Cuticura Soap and Ointment do SO
much for poor complications, red,
rough hands, and dry, thin and fall
ing hair, and cost SO little that it is
almost criminal not TO use them
Think of the suffering entailed by
neglected skin troubles-mental be-
cause of designation physical be-
cause of pain. Think OF the pleasure
OF clear skin, soft white hands and
good hair. These blessings are often
only a matter of little thoughtful,
timely care viz.:--warm baths with
Cuticura Soap, assisted when neces-
sary by gentle anointings with Cnti-
cura Ointment. The latest Cuticura
book. an invaluable guide To skin and
hair health, will be mailed free, on
application to the Potter Drug Il
Chem. Corp, Boston, Mass.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

over on the off side lean right down. and
sweep up the djirid from the plain
The weakness of the game lies in the
fact that there are no fixed rules. no UNI
ptres wheeling and circling outside the
melee as in polo, and no way of determine
ing which side is the winner if the con-
nict is fairly even. 1t will therefore be
understood that quarrels are Inevitable.
and Z. The old days the djirid frequently
passed the bounds of sport and developed
into a sangu.nary tribal affray. 1t was
also employed for dueling purposes, the
ajirid being then tipped with iron barbs
and rendered capable of infiicting mortal
injuries IT, however. the duelists could
not decide the question of superiority on
horseback, they would disnount and finish
the debate with swords.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
clean Sanitary Floors.

varnish, which is commonly regard.
ed only as beautitier, is an efficient
sanitary agent. Vanished surfaces can
be cleaned by wiping, and the microbe-
laden dust is thus kept out of the air
A vanished floor is therefore not only
up to date, beautiful and easily clean
ed, but is wholesome. The National
Association of Varnish Manufacturers,
636 The Bourse, Philadelphia, Penn,
are distributing free booklet entitled
Modern Floors" which tells how
floors may be made and kept whole.
some and attractive. Send for one.
Varnish is cheaper than carpet and
far more satisfactory.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
Baseball Anecdote.

Curious episode this Seems
young fellow got excited at the ball
game and hugged the young lady next
to him. perfect stranger She bad
him arrested, but he told the Judge
that any man might do the same
thing, and his claim was upheld by
expert testimony
And what was the sequel?'
We'll, the sequel is rather interest
ing. The next day there we're 5000
girls at the ball game
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
lie used Good Material.
get more

Rembrandt and Michael Angelo
were playing checkers under spread
ing tree in the golden sunlight OF the
Elysian Fields.
The famous italian looked up.
Kenny" he said, did you notice
the price somebody has just paid for
that Mill of yours"
81 heard about it,
'.Well?"
Well. I'm glad had enough money
when ] painted that picture to buy a
good quality of canvas. It's your
move. Mike
Ard the game went on.Cleveland
Pain Dealer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
Henry Watterson in louisville Courier
Journal u

f1enry WatterSon IN 1IoulsVllle SouTler-
Journal.
Louisville. Kentucky-if the ompos-
ing room abridges it to Ky" will
massacre the staff of proof readers
when l get lome,-is much like writ
ing from Louisville, Kentucky to Mu-
Mich, Bavaria, because the essential
between politics and parties in the
United States is of a fluid condition
and kind; the idiosyncrasy of Ken
lucky, whisky. of Bavaria, beer
There are other similarities. Munich
is the most beautiful city in Germany.
Louisville is the most beautiful city in
America Vienna gets it's pretty girls
from Munich. Half the pretty girls on
Broadway come from Kentucky. The
Germans of louisville are the best
people in the world. They seem part
and parcel of the Germans of Munich.
don't know much about whisky,
have never drunk enough OF 1T to learn
they tell me the Kentucky brands are
the best ever and can we'll believe it,
taking the Kentucky women and the
Kentucky horses as the worlds stand
ards of excellence but | am an ex
pert on beer. and do say" without
che peradventure of q doubt or fear of
successful contradiction that there is
no brew on earth equal to the Ba
varian Hofbrau. howbeit the especial
,, brew which Ado!phus Busch makes for
Tony Faust, comes near To it, whilst
there is good beer to BE mad in Mil
i Waukee in Louisville and even in Gin
cinnati, bless her POOR old soul,
| hope | shall not too greatly offend
the Kentucky distilicrs when ! declare
that. If had the power. would trans
late every distilery into q brewery.
The cure for drunkenness. il there be
any cure, is light wines ana lager.
The case hardened pRuhiDltionst who
Sonfesses himself, unnble 10 distinguish
between a ei:.ss OF grog and Il stem
| OF hcer-nay, WHO still further dis
credits his Judgment by admitting that
he is unable to realize the amazing
contrarics netwixt Il bottle OF whisky
and hole in the grounds as much
opposed to one as to the other He
look alike to him. each hcll-bent and
got breeding, the most innocent tipple
hlon3 with the strongest spirits. The
experience of continental Europe is
proof OF my contention. Here in l5a-
Nara the beer consumption is univer-
sal and enormous and there is no
drunkenness of the sort so common
with U.S. 1 am indebted to Consul Gem
eral Thomas Willing Peters for q wall
liable collation. of facts bearing upon
The drink question from this point of
view.
| The Laws.
| The laws governing the sale OF beer.
wines and liquors in Munich are in the
nature of the people and the case eX-
tremely liberal. According to the cen
sus of 1905, there We're in Munich $685.
1913 inhabitants, all, or at least u very
| high percentage, requiring liquid nour-
ishment, principally in the form of
beer. To meet this need the authori-
| ties granted permission to 1880 ssl-
In, II IN
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
The Second Fiddle.
From the Sketch.

The Vicar-Certainly. ! will call upon
your daughter if she is so very ILL., But
which church do you attend?
The Caller--NNe don't go to no church
were chapel people
The Vicar-Then why didn't you send
for your own minister?
The Caller-Lcr! We wouldn't risk i'm,
Why, it's scarlet fever.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Our New Neiahbors.
There's "a little new dwelling just over the
way
Where a loving pair reside;
/ can see them now, in their red and gray
The groom and his winsome bride.
Together they toil'd and counsela and
Their p' home to make complete:
And through not rich, nor stately, nor
IT'S coy and clean and neat.
No tattling is heard in this quaint. small
dome
No angry words. nor strife
The dearest thing In life.
"who are they?" you ask: thus contented
and best,
In living their simple creed;
Ills Mr. and Mrs. Robin Redbreast-
Such neighbors are welcome, indeed.
tom Allison.
HARRINGTON. Neb.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
Eittlnu.

Did you nephew make a suitable
marriage?"
Yes" replied the man who habi,u-
ally thinks along errafic lines. He
has curly blond hair, and has never
done anything more herculean than
to pick flaws on guitar. and well,
he married a female baseball player.
Puck