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Arizona republican., 1911-10-30

Fortunately for the Princes persona dignity, his chauffeur was at the whee when a traffic policeman timed the car and took its number. or, at any rate the chaufefur assumed the responsibili- ty in court, and the fine was assessed against the employe though paid by his royal employer.
 Prince August Wilhelm, the legal scion of the Hohenzollerns, may have more difficulty in settling with his fa- ther than with the courts. since the Emperor, displeased with the number of automobile accidents in which mem bers of his family figured. some time ago gave notice that an offending prince Cor princess) might have the ma . chine confisCated. The imperial sons. and even a daughter-in- law or two. en- thusiastic automobilists. are fond of steering their own cars, and quite hu- man in their desire to make good speed.
 Before the emperor's mandate was made known the crownprince, crown princess and her sister-in-law. Prince August Wilhelm and Prince Joachim had all figured in accidents. Prince August Wilhelm later met with a mis- hap near Berlin, but his adjutant, by personal appeal at the offices of the Berlin papers and the principal for eign correspondents. succeeded in keep ing the accident from his majesty's eyes. Whether he will be equally suc- cessful with the court records is to be seen.
 Much more powerful torpedoes are in future to be used by the German fleet After extensive experiments the navy department has decided to in- crease their calibre by two inches. to '20 inches. The tOrpedoes hitherto in use had a calibre of only IS inches. and they were made of steel. In this respect also a great change is to Dc made, the experimenting officers hay ing come to the conclusion that bronze is more serviceable. The speed has also been augmented. so that it now at tains an average of 34 sea-miles. The weapon will contain an exploding charge of over two hundred pounds. as against 190 in the older weapons. The weight will be about 1900 pounds, as compared with just below HOO pounds.
 The Bavarian institute for the study Of cancer and it's possible cure. which counts among its supporting members $50, 900 Bavarians and has for its presi- dent Prince Ludwig Ferdinand of Ba- varia. is endeavOring to bring about a world wide CO., operation in fighting the cancer scourge. Special importance is attached by the leaders of the society to cooperation with America and the scientific institutions in the United States which are now studying the question.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-30

themselves or pay the department of agriculture for having it done, but the department does not want to risk this invasion of the bison territory and the method by which the ques- tiOn shall be settled has not yet been worked ut-Washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-30
New Styles for Fall and Winter

Are now on display and We certainly would like for you to come ill and have ''try On''-which means that you'll buy the very suit you want at sub- stantiaI saving in prices. All the new materials and colors in the up-to-date designs.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-30
faI Models in Clothes for Men

Perhaps it's the splendid fit, the tailor ing, the classy patterns, or maybe the all-wool materials, or the Things. At any rate there's satisfaction in the clothes we sell and prices are less than you would expect to pay for such quality.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-30

Don't wade in the mud get our prices on side walks. Phoenix Construction
 Co. Overland 2435. gs
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

| respect for himself and you and the law
prevents; but nothing prevents his ireful
rebellion against your poking from en-
wrapping you in an eura of awfulness.
It's really pity he does not say the things
he thinks and feels as he misses his train
by bare foot or two and contemplates
your responsibility for the loss of his
money.
You ought really to have to pay damages.
And you are the girl who pokes along
when nice man asks you to go for a
walk. You lop and flop and laze till he is
ready to fly-from you. Nothing is quite
so trying TO a walkers patience as a COM
panion who bangles about two feet in the
! rear. You always do It. And you get to
be drag on a mans mind as well as his
steps. The strain could hardly be worse
IL you seized him by the coattails and
sledded along behind him. He has the
sensation Of pulling you with him by
main force.
You are also the girl who moves at
snail's pace along a thoroughfare where
others are hurryina On the rapid
stream Of the Quick-pacing populace you
move like heavy log. Into you the
woman with an engagement at the de-
partment store bumps. She has to apollo
gize. 1t takes time But she does not
mind that 80 much as she does the dis
quieting CONSEQUENCES that you think be-
cause you have no business to attend to
that no one else has.
The policeman. worried by the respon-
sibility Of directing the traffic, shoves you
gently in the back to get you to loc6mote
at pace which will permit the string
OF street cars and automobiles to get ahead.
You never seem to realize that anybody
has to get anywhere quickly. You adapt
the time schedule OF the universe. to your
poky preferences.
And there's certain to be this about you,
you are as slow, as weakly webbing in
your ideas as you are In your walking.
Do you know that its one of the signs of
mental deficiency not to be able to put your
feet down firmly and operate your legs
quickly and with precision. Yes, it is.
And you have never appreciated the fact
that you are not as quick I'm mind as you
might be. But you can count on 1t that
others have.
Maybe I am not fully Informed, but
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
- The 5ee;3 Ftome Magazine Pa8e 4
Told by the Troubled Tourist

rltrpss.B q yEnEEhsais asste-a pHruarp suo-
3Hifiu mStiE-e1hurt fhHa Rnsd him x1krm n
naiRr nuaih @uVtr m Bsn4sg Rftur n huss qf
HwSnrg- nkss yaEms.- 1snuazsksd tina TIwulhBah
T'HunfEt an ha eaSsstRuv 0ustsd on his
azllmr
-EEnn asah AiEnu aum-1 run thua lsnw ana
ankED 4uRwgr &tup rwuuhrrg mt svsm AFTER
tHWntts-alEg EsnnEl n an ths suvzmsy-rre-
ywra14 h.zA hills wxrs to b paid rsxAs
nuw unS lnadmanuaz Rna ths lsmdRnaEes could
ng1iEo fru1l the huarSknf huuss Snsa1se4 ana
aB1ma IN Izsa al fhzar day rsaang I'M ana
Sswu IN, 1ne@pasAh1ss lkuxMalg az ths folss
Who R@SSlt snytha~s 10 10 but eat ana
shs@m
-AeuuEang tn THIS feed story, tho man
whD ~s1A she mpnay lust Enclosed q two
6am1r ann n n nuea. saying Bal Of Fed
W- -
-Ha @ats nay what the nssd Sm was.
ynsah~ n was n plain hreakrssf with lust
sl,AaEs and beer. or WHISTLER n was for a
v1aAaz huaEa
TAs only thing can remember now
Oae ever ate that didn't pay for was
pAHas ~ ham and eggs AZ 9 railroad
h1ASA enuwaar out west q good many years
agM We sAnppad tsn minutes for refresh
Mznas AZ . water tank station that had
sagA ever ., window rsAdings
ALL KINDS OF EGGS.
Whol tn train stopped a husky man with
eSuhiAs boots and n hrescoed apron came
eze - ths station beating on a tin pan
w4Eh . sponA1
.cAouSht nrOm The sign he was q nat
uEazEut' nid. u fellow who sat across the
aazaS fsuza tDa. but that gong means grub
w~gt - es1ts Coms on
I'VE vanf In and allrved ia taxa sero
fHed WIN ham On tho side. and my friend
s<sUass GHlo aisle preferred 'em scrambled
INA epupaeg Of minutes 80 tina lunch
n-az flEgDsd = dish In frOat OF ma with a
Sale- aOnkins. Sau-e1sd esq and chunk
a ham n. wasn't much impressed
vim the appaaraxce OF the egg, but I ate
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Lay Of the Hotel Lobby list

well, 1 see that the fellow who rocks
the rowboat broke out in New Jersey and
was swatted." grinned the Chair Warmer.
Yep. The hand that rocks the rowboat
is the one that fools the world para
phrased the Hotel Lobbyist Some consider
able surprise to him when the rude person
who was with him rocked him with 9
smear on the eye and knocked him into the
water, though. That's no way TO use q per
fectly harmless. petrified dome who hasn't
drowned a single woman or child. No way
at all. He was merely expressing his gay
animal spirits and he should have suf-
fered nothing worse than having q rock
hung about his neck and then have been
dipped upside down into the water and left
there an hour or two. I'm against that cruel
stuff.
I'm glad to see that the magistrate be-
fore whom he was arraigned was not 90
cruel as to coop the party up for the sum
mer. That will give his recklets time TO
practice during the hot months and maybe
who knows-he might be able to turn q
boat clear over some time. and that win
help some. even II he Is all alone.
Let US cheer up, though Even II the
Jolly rockster who ought TO be allowed 70
rock rockpile with a hammer for a while
IL suppressed at the very outburst-I mean
outset-of the silly season, We can hope
that'the remainder of the foolish tribe will
stay on the job all summer.
Now that the glad day for thoughtful
celebration OF our nations chestiness IL AZ
hand We can depend upon the promiAent
patriots TO uphold our ancient traditions.
The fellow who, always blows down the
gun muzzie and then loses his head over
the matter will be in full flower. Think Il
over. Can you imagine why a sensible person
should or should not blow down the faos
OF a loaded gunf II must be lots oe sport
although I'm too much OF \ moIyooddis
to try It.
Then there IL our old friend who goes
out to see why the giant cracker failed "a
crack. He invariably finds out but never
leaves any data for scientists TO be guided
by In future experiments. He seldom
leaves anything. even . respectable amount
Of fingers. And as for the party who starts
In as chauffeur to a small brass cannon
without having taken ever a correspond
ence course-he'n be missed. too. but not
by the cannon.
Then wait for the big show at night,
when the annual boob insists on hoidina
a large skyrocket In his hand while shoot
ing it-shooting the rocket. not his hand. !
mean"
Fools are funny" sad The Chair
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Toast" Tin, the Tankard

Toast and coasters were old stories in
5hakespeare's times. We have frequent
references to both in his plays. The cooks
OF the day must have made a better variety
of toast than tie average American cook
turns out. for the custom OF putting a bit
in the bottom OF the tankard before pour
ing the liquor was established.
I From a number of the fashionable Taller,
bearing date June l. 100, we learn the
origin OF the term toast" as applied 10 a
reigning belle or, more widely. to a senti-
ment uttered by the one Offering the
toast" to be drunk. We use the phrase
90 naturally now that we never bethink us
OF the origin. Two hundred years ago the
Tatler thought It necessary 70 explain TO
readers that the ''allusion was to the usage
OF the times OF drinking with a toast In
the bottom OF the glass"
How many, even OF the scholars who
offer them at class-day anniversaries. know
ssllE they are "toasts?
What reader OF English poetry does not
recall the swing and the ring Of The
Three Troopers;
In each OF the cups they dropped a crust,
And stared at the guests with a frown
Then drew their swords and roared for a
toast
"God send this Crum-well down.
Crust and 'orumb" stand for the
toast without which posset ale and sack
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Lorettas Looking CLASSIFIED Up to the Girl Who Pokes

1t is not fun that you POKE. What a
blessing II there were some fun about your
performance. But there is nothing but
irritation and evaporation to be extracted.
For you poke yourself.
You are the girl who is always incoming
along a crowded railway platform when a
man whose last cent will be gobbed I'D by
his business enemies II he does not arrive
in time to feed them something else, is try
ing to catch the outgoing train. He en-
counters you. dawdling toward the en-
trance or meandering toward your car. He
leaps wildly from side to side, and you
woooie and weave in your aimless. vacil-
lating progress till he is ready to beat you
down and walk over you OF course a
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Fair Women of the White House

, LstitiA Christian Tyler. wife of the tenth
president. John Tyler, was born In Cedar
Grove. in Virginia, on the 18th Of Novem-
bar. ma She died In the White, House. dur
ing her husbands administration. on the
10Th OF September. 1S42.
shs. was the daughter OF Robert Chris
than. a Virginia planter and a man of inn
portance politically and socially. She was
charming young woman In her early
twenties when she. was welded to John
Tyler. a rising young lawyer, the son of
Governor Tyler of Virginia, on the 10Th of
march, 1813, her husbands birthday.
The young people began theis married
life In sCh4rles CITY county On a, part of
Greenwty. the estate of the elder Tyler.
The young bridegroom was fond of music
and pcetry.s and Mrs Tyler inspired a
series OF sonnetS from the PEI. OF her hus-
band. sfl- - ~ ~.
!. Mrs. Tyler was very sweet and amIable
woman. who rather Stunned publicity On
the death OF president Harrison one month
after his inauguration, John Tyler, vice
president, assumed the position, and Mrs.
Tyl,T proceeded With him to the White
HOUSE,, Her health was delicate however,
and she rarely. appeared at public functions.
Her. aaughter-in-law, Mrs. Robert Tyler,
described her sappeAranoe at the marriage
of her third daughter Elizabeth, In the
White House, on the S1st OF January, 1872.
Our dear mother was downstairs" writes
No Robert Tyler. ION this occasion for
thdFflrst time in so large a circle since she
has been in Washington. She gained by
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Nubs Of knowledge

To practise hypnotism is illegal In Bel
GUM.
An ordinary piano contains a mile OF
piano wire.
Sugar is found more or less in all vegs-
table substances.
The ropes for, a first-class man-of-war
cost about $4,000.
In Persia the man who laughs Il con.
sidered effeminate. but free license is given
to female merriment.
A single cocoon of the ordinary silkworm
will frequently give a double thread LOO
feet in length.
From a commercial point of view man is
composed Of thirteen elements, OF which
five are gases and eight are solids.
Socialism was first referred to In the
year 80. Original work on the subject
was published in 1916 and was entitled
Utopia"
Doctors assert that baked potatoes are
more nutritious than those cooked In any
other way and that fried ones are the mos,
difficult to digest.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

know OF only one time when a girl car
afford to poke. That 10 on a secluded path
when the moonlight filters in silver ara
besques on the ground. Every tiny leaf
casts the ghosts of its own tender shadow
down. And the man beside you watches
the little ghosts fly softly across the
curves OF your warm cheeks and seek them
selves in the velvet depth of your-of your
eyes, 1 almost said. But mol The time of
OF the moonlight walk never comes for
you. You poke too much. No man cares
to saunter slowly with a girl who never
does anything else. He wants to take
that walk with one who knows how to
"step lively when there is q need for
speed.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
New Words to Old Tunes

IT'S never too late to spend.
AS man primpeth so is he.
Bachelor: as you sew SO also shall you
rip.
One good love deserves another 10 the
theory OF the lady killer.
A switch in time saves the situation.
He who flirts ard runs away lives to flirt
another day.
To lady card fiend q good game Is
rather to be chosen than great riches.
'Talebearers. like Mary's lamb. when they
come home leave their walls behind them. q
He who hesitates is bossed.
When there is the devil to pay the price
is not considered.
There's many a SKIP 'twixt the proposal
and the marriage ceremony.
If wishes were automobiles miIlionaires
would fly.-sophie Irene Loeb in PittsburE
Dispatch.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
stung to the Quick

chivulrouS Mr.. Jones purposely dropped
= nfty-cent piece at the foot of poorly
dressed woman who passed through the
Subway turnstils loudly iAmenting that the
ticket agent had cheated her out of half a
dollar. then he picked tie money up ana
saw Il 10 her.
Excuse me. madame" said Mr.. Jones'.
I think you dropped this"
On. no." shs said, 1T can't be nina.
PsshAps you dropped It yourself"
on. no." aAid Mr.. Jones. 1T II yours
am sure I picked It up just a. you
pa3oA"
BAe took tho money. and hurried aftes
another man who had passed at shs time
ne money oFopped-
-nzsuss M air." she said. II think roo
Iast this."
'7AankA" said the other man, ana
jqnDeA aboard . train that was ready al
o1Art. 80,
whst Jones said was strictly TO himself.
but his tAos hurt him all dsS.-Nsw YORK
pmeG
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

comparison with all the fine ladies' around
her. i felt proud Of her in her perfectly
faultiess yet ostentatious dress. her face
shaded by the soft, fine lace Of her cap,
receiving in her sweet, gentle. self-possessed
manner all the important people who were
led up and presented TO her. She was far
more attractive to me in her. appearance
than any other lady in the room, and such
believe was the general impression"
1t was Mrs. Robert Tyler who usually
officiated for her mother-in-law. She was
the daughter OF Thomas Cooper the emil
nent tragedian. Her mother was the daugh-
tersof Major Fairlee. distinguished officer
Of the. war.
Copyright. 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
July 4, 1911.


sd s.,oo, w.
Annie Aekrmsn. KaxhtsunSA 81 c.Ss Isoi
Esther Anderson ,1s South E1A
William Buermster 244s MsndersOa LOthrop
Helen O. Bradt 47s1 High .:1sOs
Aable Baer. 1899
Sherman Bonnie 1915 DorcAs ST.
Sevw oherrek ASA South Twentynnh
IeOna H. oorrgan sOIS Farnam
Donald Crow 4Os South
Vida Curry 1112 High
Carl Christensen 4OO2 North
Peter Dino 1913 Pierce St
Oscar Long isy5
Frank Friedrich,
Matilda Faer ga South Tenth
John Faier 25s2 Parker st.
Edwin Could 1919 LothrOp 1Ss7
William Sacred Heart 1sos
Sace zo1e inoAnA Ave Kelom 1894
Clara Greensy ...sOS
HOuson asOa North rair:A g. g gU K 1898
Rosaia 1soa
Bertha Hartmann Fifty st. LancOi
Edgar s. Holster ss41 Fowler
Goldie Jensen 22Os South Sixteenth
William Hay KEelle arcs 1905
Edwin Kramer 1902 South Seventeenth =
Elizabeth KOODman a4s South EshssOh
Mildred LOTHIAN.
Madeleine MeRans go William. ST. T san"o'
Frank Motifs AIS Walnut St.
Ray D. ochsenben Lothrop ..sss
John o'Rourke s4OS
1n p 0non aSs South Twentieth Ave CASTELAR,
George Rasmussen 2l1o henderson Lothrop
Madeline Roberts, 114 Leavenworh st.
John W.
Ma j. Riley 2a1S South Twentyninth
Cahl Riley s2s South FOrtieh
Walter George Ramey,
John William Raue GA North
Isabelle Radman s47 North
Curtis c. Shears Coz South 1901
ssoS soUS E:n st. Columbian ,,s.o 1897
anna M schinker 22o2 South Fiftesnth
TOuTtssnta ST. oOmsnu 1899 1893
Margaret N Unery ssOs Franklin st.
Mamie Ava. -. High
~ ' 1'io V'n'On ST. ,..:......st Joseph.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Point. thnt sticlr.

EoAnts thot Sticks
It's all right to have one-sided views II
you only look on. the bright side.
1t is naturally the straight and narrow
path for those who are paying for the new
pavement. .-,
We once heard of a woman who could
talk' but would not. We have also heard
other curious things. 4.
Every man believes that he, is born
leader. but the majority are unable to find
a procession TO head. ~
Even modest girl has been. known to
engage In filtration for the purpose of
making some other girl miserable.-Chicago
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
Up-to-Date sneechen.

The dialogue sounds like modern, snappy
stuff said the man who was standing In
the theater lobby, but the plot Is a little
vague"
That isn't rehearsal you are listening
to-" replied the manager. That's a parrot
that my wife made me bring down town
because its language was too strong for
the house. Washington Star
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

It while he set the scramble before my
friend.
NY fellow traveller got away with his
dish In a hurry and tho lunch man says:
Two dollars. pIeas>.'
we both started to boiler At once. but
tho lunch man had reached under the
counter and brought up q gun foot and
a half 'ong.
Come acrOssF' says he.
MY fsasnd came across HExG- 6GGs II was
with a second gun two fest Ie@ss and whale
ihDay were blazing away just staRped cut
the nearest Window through TIM snsh.
Il wamtad to catch the train, anyway. L
grabbed the IilHnfnGm OF fhs last car as n
pulled Orn and lef1 mug friend To Sstt1e tnr
tha sggs. I suUE@sa 1 Ought tn eE1 bRS5
and remit 81 nDws tMennty-.f1pe yenzz afTsr.
but Omit know wa19h gms tn send 1t to-
(CugUzaght, EEL by the n T. HszsAa C0O
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
orTo.s AUTO

Young Otto bought an auto, which he
ought to not have done
TIN NE had studied fully how an auto ought
to run;
But Otto didn't do 1T, so he had himself to
That when otto cranked the auto why
young Otto was the crank.
ForaOtto left the auto with the lever
pushed TO go"
When ne ought to have reversed H. with
the power shut off, you know
So when Otto cranked the auto, the auto
bgave a lamp
And landed Otto sprawling with an auto
matte thump.
But Otto grabbed the auto as the auto
lautoed ny
Tneh Otto and the auto adown the street
- did fly;
nd a. a speed that auto the luckless Otto
xAke an automatic antocrat who thinks he
owns the world
While the auto-hating public stood and
watched the auto rash st.at
Tnlnt ran against lamp post with a most
terrific crash!
Then they sadly laid poor Otto, who had
lost his auto zest r.e
Where the autos cease from troubling and
the Ottos are at rest.
Boston Globe.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

would not be quite TO the Boston's taste.
The bit of toasted bread in the bottom Of
tankard or wine glass must have been thin
and deiieately crisp, or it would have con-
verted sack and wine into pap.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04
0ttO's Auto and Other Bits Of Poetry

And learn where the Lorises lodge
10 SET forth the habits of rabbits,
To sum up the porcupines spines
10 menuon the uses of mooses and goosee
And tell how the Ocelot dimes
To teach us to know the gorilla,
And how to tell llamas from lambs.
About what to chin the chinchilia.
And how best TO entertain clans
TO post us on pigeons and widgeons
And 20 tell how to make beavers beayA
Or how TO inVeigle an eagle or beagle
His highest and best to achieve
To state all the traits of the wombat:
To show why the koulan and vole
are always engaged In a combat
These stories swallow down whole
But, still, with two questions / wranRle.
And help viii not come at may call;
why an angleworm hasn't an angle
And mOngOOSe Is no goose at All
Carolyn Wells IN Harper's Weekly.
NO ESCAPE.
Once a very nervous chap
To cross the street did try
An auto handed him a tap
And cent him TO the sky.
And ere he could descend again
ne sot an awful whack;
Somebody's whizzing aeroplane
Just tapped him on the back.
He shot down to the river below,
He tried 20 keep afloat
Alas, he fell victim TO
A putting motoTboat
--New York Telegram.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

ovtnS TO heavy gales IN March. 1904.
Sandy HOOK was separated from The malna
land sna became AZ BLAND
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

\ MODERN NATURE LORE.
10 write OF the wonders OF Nature
Il now the acceptable dodge:
TO trace the Nannook'B nomenclature,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-04

To practise hypnOtism is illegal in Bel
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-01-20
HIS BOW WITH TWO
STRINGS FELL OUT
ROBERT whitaker HAD THEM
BOTH, BUT THEY FAILED
TO HARMONlZE.

While they were sitting up with q
corpse at the First Negro Baptist
church, two negro women, Patsy Mil
Ter and Matte Watkins, became en-
gagged in a pugilistic argument. The
bone of contention was another negro
who goes under the name of Robert
Whitaker. After various and sundry
hair-pulling stunts had been perpe'
trated by the fighting amazons, they
became tired out with the little do
nestle differences, and suspended op.
erations.
1t appears that Robert Whitaker
had been playing with two strings to
his bow, and that the strings would
not harmonize. The sounds given
out by their premature mixing were
neither musical nor pleasant to the
ear. SO the police took hand.
Both the women were arrested by
Patrolman Alex Barker, and were
summoned to appear before Judge Err
win In the city court Thursday morn
ing at nine o'clock. -'-A~f a