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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-06-08

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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-06-08
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-06-08
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ren=Store in Seem Bier5 beginnen
tper6en.
Jreeport.
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am bergangenen Mittmo6 Morger1
pGbreno zines bonn bodm. Bfarrer,
Yater Stepban, 8. g. s., gebalte=
men Brautamtes Sen Irel1buno iegnen
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Moria @iuenbring BON &i6mono.
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Sen gltern 6es grautigamS Elm rebt
an%genebmes &od5eitsfeit itatt, bas
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Ser @oloingforo 5tate 8anf beriiebt
mittlermcile @err @oioa.
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neutrality-suspicious. gnitell11ag gefun-
Sen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-06-08
,S9ma9e Mnsen
btrMrfa@em &oYfmeb.

Cine srofe Ansabl jener miibeu,
bnmpfen, id)tueren &opfueben, an be.
nen 10 biele 2entc leioen, ft,o brett
ueruriadJt bnr@ id,uadje Mnse,.
@enn iold}e Qente 1idjt ettuas bafiir
tbnn, ben sdaben ibrer Mn9en at be-
icitigeu, baum mcrbcn bieie 9efefte
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felt sic 5olsc fem. @cbriiber @eber
MAIDEN bag iorefaltise Nnpaiiem pon
@laiern at einer Spe5ialitat. Gnre
Mngen merben fret bon jeomeoer 5or=
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fen 9ebrandjt, ,uerben ,uir Gnd) banit
perfeben 5a cinem gam5 makiscn
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laitieem, Damn eebt better iofort 81
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ct Glomo, Minn.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-25

G. MARTINEZ SIERRA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-25
CANc|ON DE- CUNA
Continuation de la IA. pagina,)

Sor Sagrario. = Reverenda nadre,
sme da su reverencia permiso para dar-
lie un beso?
Sor Maria Jest1s.-iAy, no, QUE to-
>davia no esta bautizada, y los ninos
moritos no Sc les besa!
La Prora.-Cierto que hay QUE avl-
sar al senor Capellan para ell bautizo.
La Maestro de Novicias.-j Como la
llamaremos?
Hermana In6s.-Teresa, como la re-
verenda madre.
Hermana tornera-Mar1a del Mia
gro.
Sor Sagrario. = Bienvenida. (Una
de las monjas toca la campana.)
La Priora.-Llaman a coro; despu6s
decidiremos. .. ivamos alla! (Las
monjas desflan, miranda 4 la nina. J
Qu6dese con ella, Sor Juana de la
Cruz. va que entiende de ninos, hasta
que venga la demandadera. Desde
dquI putuc StSlllI cl ItZO, peru ~ Ut
distraiga
(Las mOnj as salen todas Sor Juana
c0loca Ia costa en- ell suelo y Sc arrodilla
delante de ella. Sc oye dentro el rezo,
que guia una sola monja, y al cual con
testan todas las demas, incluso Sor
eJuana de la Cruz. AIientras habLa den
fro la monja que gu1a ell rezo. Sor Jua-
ma de la Cruz habla con la nina; Luego
conteSta ell rezo al mismo tempo cue
las dGmas.)
Eoz dentro-In nomine Patri et Fl
lilo ct Spiritui Sancto (Sor Juaaa Sc
santigua Y dice con las demas monias:)
Voces de dentro Sor Juana de la
Cruz Amen! (Sor Juana de Ia Cruz.
4 la nina.) iQu6 bonita eres, chiquilla,
rica
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-25

Voz dentro.-Deus in auditorium
me festina. (Sor Juana de la Cruz, q
la nina) iMe vas a querer mucho, CO.
raz0n?
Voz dentro-Gloria Patri ct AFilio
ct Spiritui Sancto.
Voces dentro y Sor Juana de la
Cruz.-Sicut erat principle ct nunc ct
semper ct in seaecula saeculorum. Amen.
Aleluya.
Voz dentro.-Dixit Dominus Domi-
no: sede q dextris meis.
Voces dentro y Sor Juana de la
Cruz.-Donec pohan inimicos tuos
scabellum pedum tuorum. (Sor Jua-
na de la Cruz, la nina.) jVerdad que
81, preciosa, vida mia? j Ay, que abre los
Ojos!...
Voz dentro.-Virgam virtutis emf
ttet Dominus ex Sion:
Voces dentro.-Tecum principium in
die virtutis tuis expledoribus sane
forum. (Pero esta vez Sor Juana de
la Cruz va no responde al rezo sino
que, inclinandose abre la costa, abraza
a la mia apasionadamente y dice): .-~
Sor Juna de la Cruz Vida, vidi-
ia, ia quien quieres til?
Cae ell tel0n.
G. MARTINEZ SIERRA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-25
fDAD CRITICA

El Elixir de Virginie- Nyrdahi es
sOberano contra todos los academies
de la pubertad 6 sea Ia menopausa:
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ahogos, palpitaciones, gastralgias, de-
s6rdenes digestivos nerviosos, estre-
nimientO. etc. Escribir: Productos
NyrdahI, Apartado 1877, Habana,
para ell envio gratuito del fOlletO
explicativo. Exfjase sobre la envol
tura de cada frasco la frma de ga
rantia: Nyrdah.. De venta en- todas
las Droguerfas
PrOductos Nvrdahi, 20, rue de La Ro-
chefOucaUld. Paris
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07

was you I'd start a new picture to-
morrow
But Miss Clara didp't There were
several doubts in her mind now, and
she didn't agree with her grandmothe-
about the young man being a we'll
poisoner and an unhung villain As
she remembered his face it was at
tractive and interesting, with not a line
of villainy in it. thus when she went
forth next afternoon it was not 70
sketch but to think as she walked. She
didn't climb Thornappie hill, but skirt
ed it, and by and py she came TO a
brook and turned TO the left to look
for crossing.
Mr.. Burt Delevan was out again
looking for blackbirds His encounter
with the artist on Thornapple hill the
day before had left him rather hu-
inflated He therefore strorcd am
other way, yet all the time hoping for
eE, rl7el meetiA.s 10 had his nerve
with him now s.uG he was sGre hn
could put the Use IN such a igh. that
he would be 70 gwen.
''Say! Say! Help. Help,"
Mr.. Delevan threw aside his gun and
plunged through a thicket to find him
self on the bank of a creek. Standing
III the shallow water, which reached
her knees and was bubbling higher,
was the girl artist.
IT'S quicksand, you see,'' she ex-
planned, as the young man stood star
ing
Being in the real estate business
which includes all kinds of soils, Mr.
Delevan knew just what to do in case
of quicksand, and he did 1t. 1t was a
hard tug, but at length muddied and
bedraggled figure stood on the bank
beside him. Not word had been
spoken during the rescue. None was
spoken now as the girl was assisted
home and left in the arms of her
grandmother at the back door.
It was two weeks later before there
was any conversation a stenographer
would have thought worth her pc~-
hooks Then Miss Clara asker her
grandmother:
DO you think I will ever make an
artist ?'
mo, I DON'T was the prompt an
swer. THAT Mr.. Delevan has called
here seven times since he hauled you
out of the quicksand, and il I know
anything about apple sass it won't be
more'n seven times more before both
of you viii be so head over heels in
love that painting viii go to poti'-
Copyright 1911 by Associated Literary
Press)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
BACoN,s BTsY DAY.


sir francis Bacon rose at five
And said: LAS sure as IN alive
We got to get a move on me
II ever famous shall be-
He nibbed his quill and fixed his ink
and rubbed his head and tried to think
And then, like gathering blackberries.
lie wrote J. Caesars Commentaries.
To while away an hour he wrote
Inc Pilgrims Progress, with a note
10 the effect that Bunyan should
Be called the author, if he would
Ihen, yawning, ere he should begin
He wrote a work medicine,
AND just to save lot of bother
lie named HfppocrateS as author.
Then to his breakfast. but between
Ine grapefruit and the ham twas seen
he scrubbed still, by fits and jerks,
Ihe most of old JOsephuS' works.
Then smoking. with his long legs crossed.
wrote Paradise Regained, and Lost,
And Scottish Chiefs, while as a solo
He sang the works of Marco Polo.
I'm lazy sighed. Whats the use?''
And wrote the books of Mother Goose,
linen penned. to start his cipher steps,
Inc diary of Samuel Pepys;
K Crusoe's thrilling tale was next
To leave his pen with flowing text
ana then, to please his maiden auntie,
lie wrote the rampant rhymes of Dante.
The works of Virgil then he penned,
And Homers verse, from start to end
Then Fox's Martyrs, and bit
VI quaint AriStophanic wit
And then all day he worked like sin
10 put the hidden ciphers in.
That night. with many a spIashy SILVER
lie sank all this beneath a river.
Chicago Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
EVENING CHAT
BY RUTH CAMERON.

Yet each man kills the thing he loves.
BY each let this be heard;
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word;
The coward does it with a kiss.
The brave man with d sword
In a recent talk you tell Of the girl,
whose engagement has been announced,
whose preparations for marriage have
right thing for her do is TO break the ell
gagement when she realizes that she
case and suppose the man has become
tired OF the girl 1t is considered only
honorable that he grin and bear it,, that
he hide his true feelings and go ahead
and marry her. Do you think this IS
right or not?-One who would like TO
knowi'
This is one of the questions which my
morning S mail brought me.
How l wish all the queries and puzzle
nents which come to me We're so easily
answered.
Being a Yankee, I think Til have to
>. Do you think, my friend, that there
lives girl who would be any happier to
lind out that her man did not love her
after marriage, when there is no escape
instead of before marriage when there is
Perhaps the man who discovers that ne
IS IN Such predlcafnent, might fancy IN
a fine glow of honor and self-sacrtfice,
that he would never let her find out at
all, but would keep his feelings a secret
for life.
But alas. fine glows of honor and self
sacrifice die down just as surely and
teAtuA any 60 AHt lOS All YOUR fireplace
crumbes into cold ashes, and I don't be
lieve anyone short of an archangeI could
hide from a woman in a lifetime of daily
living with her, the fact that he did NOT
love her.
She must know some time. 1t does not
seem to me. that there is any question
when that some time should be.
consider that the proper thing for
man TO do who finds he has made such a
tragic mistake is first to do nothing
Let him wait.
Let him test himself in every way OF
which he can think.
Let him be sure.
But after he is absolutely sure that he
isn't making a second mistake let him
go to the girl and tell her simply and
frankly that he doesn't think he cares
enough for her to make her happy, ard
ask her to break the engagement
In the name of human decency, in the
name of the kindness that kills with a
knife because the dead so soon grow cold,
let him not try to hint about the matter.
1t seems to me that the mos cruel thing
in such a case would be for girl to look
back afterwards and remember hints
which, in the folly of her love and trust,
she had disregarded. So let him tell her
frankly, quickly and finally.
And now, one more suggestion. When
he has broken with her there are still two
possible courses left to him He may al
low people to guess the truth or he may
do everything in his power to give the
impression that the lack of love was on
her side and that the engagement was
broken actually as well formally by
her
Which course he pursues viii stamp
him surely for what he is-either an hon
Orable man who has made an unfortu-
nate mistake-or a cad, pure and simple.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
I'D YER TTSENG TALKS

l was glad to notice in the newspapers
recently display advertisements of the
escalator manufactured by the Otis Ele-
Nator company.
1t was good ADVERTISING too.
was particularly glad TO see IL because
the advertising done by this company
heretofore with very few exceptions has
been in the shape Of hiEh-priced reading
notices, without any advertising marks. On
reading matter type. In some newspa pers.
That kind Of advertising has gone out
of date It is not labeled advertising. and
people do not read fl or believe 1t as they
do the straight from the-shoulder.
clean-cut display advertising.
There is no mistaking a display adver-
usement I'm newspaper. it Is there Tor
business purpose. There Is no attempt TO
deceive the reader.
If it is intelligently written. attractIvely
set-1f 1t tells the trufh-it viii have more
erect than dozens Of reading notices,
which are usually written with the idea
OF impressing the reader that the paper
is printing fl as news. and that the add
vertiser didn't write IL at all.
That kind of advertising does not make
"a dent III the minds Of the modern news
paper readers. 1t is astonishing how they
are able to discriminate between a real
news item and a 'pretender." The public
very quickly spots pretense,
III wager the Otis Elevator advertising,
as now being done, has attracted more
people and has been more thoroughly read
than anything the company has ever put
out to the public before.
fine OILS company IS a big institution.
1t is successful II has something to adj
vertisc. Why shouldn't il advertise and
interest the public in escalators by suE-
gestion and argument
The people usually get what they want
If they want escalatOrs in public places,
they VIII have them, ard public officials
viii not dare say them nay.
The Otis people are very wise in recor-
nizing the power Of straight out-and-out
advertising.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
POSTSCRIPT.


Junction City. Kan, Nov. Hold
ing that his injuries suffered in a
fight with burglar We're received in
line of duty, board of army officers
at Fort Riley have granted Private
w. H. Graves Of the mounted service
schools a disability discharge and d
pension of SIS a month. Graves was
shot several months ago after a re-
volver duel with burglar, who broke
into his home here. The burglar es-
capped after one of his bullets had
splintered the soldiers leg in such a
way as to cripple him for life and
unfit him for further service in the
army
Joplin, Nov six miners were en-
to1nbed in the Needmore mine near
Oronogo, Mo. this afternoon Unless
they are released within five hours
it is said they will be drowned.
The men are at depth of $50 feet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
From the Chicago News.I

IFrom the Chicago News.l
Posing as a model citizen isn't an easy
job.
The budding mustaehe Of a youth fire.
quently gets twisted.
It's awfully deeeitful for a young
widow not to want to resnaTry-
People who think themselves some
pumpkins are usually small potatoes.
Tt takes a wise woman to transform
good fellow into model husband.
Do you happen to know of anything
more industrious than an idle rumor?
A man never lives long enough to I'M
derstand why his neighbors dislike him.
Somebody says that it is a good thing
people don't live their private lives pub
Hcly-
Many a mans honesty is due to the
fact that he doesn't know how to
manipulate the gas meter.
The fact that faint heart ne'er won
fair lady must be a source of much sat
isfaction to old bachelors
At the age of p a man starts in to re-
form the world. but at 50 he is busy try
ing to keep the world from reforming
him.
Scientists tell us the higher we go the
colder it gets. Perhaps that is why more
of us do not struggle to reach the top.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07

Wall street is reported to be feeling
considerably better after its recent
acute attack of scaretis. It doesn't
take very much either, to give Wall
street a scare If holders of stock can
be frightened into selling it in large
blocks. it means more money for the
wall street brokers in the way of com
missions. And this gentry are certain
" in need of a little loose change these
DAYS. During the past two or three
years. or since the general public has
become wise to the fact that it is flu
tile to attempt to beat the Wall street
game, the brokers have had pretty
poor picking.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.


From the Philadelphia Record.l
tact
II isn't every coal man who gives US
the right of weigh.
The people who take the thought FOR
the deed never get rich.
1t Is no more natural FOR fat people to
be fatuous than for lean people 10 he
lenient.
The office that seeks the man IS never
SO persistent as the creditor on a similar
mission.
capped. She viii never be able 10 CON
zeal her age.
The energy that some men waste ia
making fools Of themselves would make
q fortune in any other industry.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
ny THE WY
BY HARVEY PARsONs-

Hunting partridges or any other
birds from aeroplanes can scarcely pc
styled real sport. 1t doesn't give the
feathered things anything like fair
show to outwit the hunter
The Duncans. opponents OF the
nightie for daytime wear. have left
the country because America refused
to take them seriously. 1t is a good
thing for them that America has a
sense of humor. and didn't take them
seriously.
Chicago man who was sentenced to
walk the floor two hours per night
with the baby got off easy. Many
poor cooks put in from four to ten
hours per night at the same form OF
indoor exercise.
WUXTRY' Another item for the
anti-cigarette crusaders: san Fran
cisco gent. by name OF Abe Isaacs.
died. at the tender age of 1O6. while
incinerating one Of the deadly pills.
And a Craig. No. gent. parent OF
~ children, hanged himself. Coro-
ner's jury Will not have to look far
for the motive.
The athletic boarder who employs
the crawl stroke" in feeding himself
at crowded table. should be tied in
a stall where he can not jolt the green
peas from his neighbours knife blade.
The science Of aviation" says VIII
bur Wright, has reached a point
Where comparative safety is possible"
HOWEVER, girls should see IL they
look well in black before signing a
matrimonial contract with an aviator.
Nothing has tickled us quite so
much during the past few days as
turkeys cordial invitation to the
United States to drop over and stop
the Horrid War.
According to official reports. the
consumption Of booze in the United
states is about 20 gallons per capita.
Did you get yours. Oh-of course
NOT! Well. here's hoping the cap
ita' who got the other 1872 gallons
Of our share used it for medicinal pur-
poses only We do not approve the
Excessive use of Strong Drink.
Last Saturdays weather prediction
Tor Sunday was fair and warmer
And as soon as automobiles discover
that weather predictions. in a land
where everything is uncertain. are at
times unreliable, fewer autos will be
left in the mud 40 miles from asphalt.
a woman is never too old to fiirt.
and man never too old TO try.
Breakfast food holds the same re-
laton to something to eat that kiss
over the phone does 10 the real thing.
it requires assistance from "a strong
imagination.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
DAFFYDLLS
BY L. NOAII..

II I stuffed a lot OF taffv I'm a
Chinks face would that make tho
Manchu2
IBUT-The female of this species is
more deadly than the male.
If a tramp went into cellar would
the coal chute NO. but the kindlinr
wood.-Giddap
TAKE 'em off. we know you'll
If Italy owes million what does
Morocco?
ron Fireman. Save my carnival
badge.l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
REFLECTIONS OF a BACHELOR
[From the New York P-ess.I

lF rum the -NcH ACih E-eSSi
The reason woman has a good temper
is so her husband can think he has it.
A bad man isn't as afraid of getting
caught doing something wrong as a good
man is of doing it.
There's no heroism about managing a
family, and that's why a woman can per
form the heroism of doing it.
A woman gets more satisfaction out OF
cutting a rival dead than man does out
of beating his enemy al a horse trade.
It seems as if people would 20 a thou
sand miles to do man bad turn where
they wouldn't go foot to do him a good
one
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07
HUAqOR or TIE DAY

Gritty Plkes-Its a heart1ess world
pard. Think what woman done when l
asked her to give me something to keep
body and soul together Muddy Lanes
Can't imagine. Gritty Pises-She gimme
a safety pini-ChicaEo News.
Il suppose you will miss your boy
while he Is at college" Yes" repiied
Farmer Corntossel- II dunno what IN
do without him He got the live stock so
they wouldn't move unless he give them
the college yen an I can't remember it,
washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-07

Another difference between baseball
and football is that in the latter it
seems TO be all right for the umpire,
or referee. to change his decisions
day or so after the game is played.
At least, that is how a Kansas football
referee worked out recently. Il came
to him in a dream that his original
decision was wrong. OF a truth. do
strange things happen. or are permit
fed in Kansas.