New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-19
Auto Manners OF Auaeroue Differ From Those of France

takes many cold, strange and expensive
drinks Ny teeth chatter, Does any guest
Gesire to intercept the bill? not one! II
seems not to be expected, ma fol-.
1T would seem" comments Harold. that
when man is furnishing an expensive
mixture of air and gasoene and $50 a
week chauffeur, with a European bacK-
ground: is taking chances with set OF
tires and Of being caught up on 80 hhes'
he deserves all the encouragement he can
get from his constituents; all the more
50 If he drives himself. | don't know d
sportler thing than to get ar automophe
marty out of New York. It's little enough
to treat him TO the 25-cent hishballs. or TIE
simple soda water. or even overdraw your
bank account by standing a dinner at the
inn of the Golden Frogs Legs
"Oui. oui. monsieur. II is this that Ceclle
complains of-the running Of the autono-
bile blockade Of New York [ do not al
WAYS understand but she saws If you try
to escape the power Of attorney of the New
Jersey-an independent principally Just
beyond the water. ! belieye-you VIII sure
" be caught up on Long Island lever
crossing land | said how strange. II they
were level. for so few were), and II you
arc irving to tour north through the
Crotou Lake district it's nothing bit q
tangle of Italians and dirt shoveHerS ianu
was surprised! for ! had toured once
the Italian lakes and found them charm-
irg). Cecie says If you arc not taxing
risks the only thing left is the back way
out through the respectable family con-
u.ctions Of the Pelhams, and, even theh'
# YOU escape being dtched IN the subway,
YOU are sure to be penalized pefore you
get to Harlem River. Mon dieu' II Is ar
0cie. This New York.
HAS the motor car developed selfish
ness queries Mabel
81, has nut i'm circulation some entirely
now brands OF seldshness." says Harold
,5ouentfully separating Mimi and the
,Iates of cakes on the tea table. whats
the etiquette when YOU are asked for the
loan of your now fur overcoat TO put over
the motor when the man is TOO mean TO put
the car in . garage ana insists on leaving
il standing an the street. and when Il
freezes M he blames you for IL? call II
hard luck.
Are we French so wanting in the po-
likeness? La We truly arc not so waste
ful of the pctrol-thc gasolene IL is with
you-or is it the gas? Cecilc remarked
something about the gas and the gdsoleue
going together
It's a popular mixture says Harold
But il is the touring guest who breaks
often the record for seldshnoss. | know
a fellow who always prevents his wife from
going because he must have the other suit
cage for his boot-trees. etc, and one man
who drives his car SAYS he Is lucky If he
gets a safety razor In one pocket and a
tube Of tooth raste in the other
MAS it is just the etiquette of the tour
that most bewilders me here, dear friends.
our host at the chateau announces, Wen
on for a little tour / am pleased, FOR we
have autoed most frequently between the
pharmacist for the icy soda water and the
country club. Truly. the beautiful seven
messenger touring car was made for better
things
"T direct Nictorinc my maid, TO have
taken down trunk, two bags, the nat
box OF six hats, my jewel case and the
basket for the wardrobe OF the little dogs.
/ say 'Victorine. We go 10 Vile deauN
what is called here the resort-as We
DO when we go for the tour at nome
90 prepare.' Monsieur demands Where are
All these things going, unless we take a
truck?' He orders all away but one small