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| months until scientific revision can be
had. Such was La Follette's confess
sion.
Surprising the bill could have be-
come law, was 1t worth while? Is any
tentative measure worth while, par
ticuIarly six months or nine months
measure? A tentative measure, con-
fessedly imperfect, can afford no real
relief in six or nine months to a con-
sumner, and would only disturb the
wooden industry. That industry should
be called upon to adjust itself only
once, and then to new schedules based
upon scientific knowledge and hence
likely to endure.
The trainers of the bill, confessors
of its deficiencies, could have had no
hope or notion that ii would result in
any benefit to the people Disturbance
TO business for its own sake, which
does no good to the people, is not just
ifiable.
What then was the whole design of
the trainers? If they believed that the
bill ever would become a law, they
would not be so jaunty in framing it,
for they would fear its consequences
upon themselves. However, they were
confident that the honest, wise, strong
man in the White House, would veto
the bill. which would let them out, and
which they trust would put him in
bad with the people.
La Toilette is too thoroughly assured
of the credibility of misinformation.
The people who demand the reforma-
tion of Schedule X will recognize the
insincerity of this extra sessions eff
forts and will approve the presidents
insistence that the reformation be sin
cere and scientific.
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OSLER RIGHT; YOUTH
SUCCEEDS AGE
GRAY HAIR is FIRST SIGN or AGE,
HARMLESS REMEDY RESTORES
TO NATURAL COLOR.

Osler isn't the only man who turns
down old age In the business world
the young man" IN always the one
who picks the plu1ns. It Is an age Of
new thought" new talent" etc, and
the old man Is passed by In the race.
One OF the first signs OF coming age
Is the appearance oK gray hairs. When
you see them, act promptly Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy viii
correct this sign. which so often de-
ceives people into thinking that age il
really upon them. II il q well-known
fact that Sage and Sulphur will darken
the hair. Wyeth's Sage and sulphur
combines these old time remedies with
other agents. which remove dandrufE
and promote the growth Of the hair.
The manufacturers or this remedy
authorize the druggists to sell 1t under
guarantee that the money will be re-
funded II 1t fails to do exactly as rep
resented
This preparation - offered to the
public at SO cents d bottle. and is
recommended and sold BY all druggists
Special agents, Fons q Porterfield, eli
Broadway.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-24

butter and scatters corn to the yarioua
corners of the room.
Great care should. be taken to keep
the corn out OF the hair and ears, par
ticularly IL You are dining out In COM
pany. OF course If you are eating alone
or in restaurant you may so as far
as you like. In other words, you may
chew to the lire and let the corn fall
where 1t will The main object should
be to get at least SIS per cent OF the
corn into your system and not more
than As per cent Of 1t on the table,
cloth and the floor.
The whole ear Of corn should not
be buttered at one time for this Is
waste Of raw material Nothing Is
swifter or more elusive than a piece
Of butter which has been placed on an
ear Of hot corn. a. person la apt to
miss IL suddenly and find 1t a few min
utes afterward in his vest pocket or on
the inside of his shoe. 1T lis better to
butter about one mouthful Of corn at
one time and then grab 1t suddenly. 1t
requires as much dexterity as swatting
the fly and Is much more exciting.
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NOT A sERVlLE JUDGE.

Gail Borden and his wife struck a
snag when they went before Judge
Hauser Of Los Angeles to obtain a
dtvorce-without allowing the grounds
to be made public.
The Bordens-have figured in GER
tain social sets in New York, ST. Louis
and Los Angeles.
When they appeared before the Los
Angeles INDEPENDENTLY having been
assured by attorneys that the way had
been paved for decree without any
unpleasant notoriety-they were as
founded by the request OF the court
that Borden make public all the hidden
facts in the case, thus revealing the
family skeleton.
Borden demurred, and finally told
the judge he was willing to testify IL
the room was cleared of all persons
save the witnesses. The Judge re-
fused to make this concession, saying:
There are no secret divorce pro-
ceedings in this department. want
you 10 understand, Mr.. Borden. that
rich and poor are alike to me in my
courtroom. 1t is optional with you
whether you wish to tell all or have
the case thrown out of court.
The millionaire and his wife were
unwilling to lay bare the facts con-
nected with their troubles, and con-
sequently the case went out of court.
This judge took a step in the right
direction If it were less easy to gain
divorces-and If courts were to cease
their protection OF family skeletons
disgruntled couples would be less
anxious to rush into the divorce
courts. The state should be repre-
scented in every divorce case. The
facts should be given such thorough
airing that no decree could be OBJ
tanned on trumped up charges.
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II your tongue feels like q shredded
wheat biscuit in the morning ii is a
sure sign that you did not spend the
previous evening at church meeting,
If YOU see a father leading his young
hopeful by the ear In the general direc-
ton Of the woodshed it is a sign that
something is about to happen which
will hurt the parent more than the
offspring.
If you see pedestrian lodging back
ward and forward in the street instead
of standing still as he should II Ii a
sign that somebody Is going to be hit
by an automobile.
If there LIS wisp of hair here and
there upon the rolling pin, it is sign
that there has been an argument; also
that there is suffraget in the family.
II there is pair of shoes hanging
on the chandelier in the morning, it
is sign OF an approaching storm.
IT, a small boy sleeps with one foot
out of the window and string tied to
one of his toes, it is sign that he is
going fishing in the morning before the
family can stop him.
If man invites an old college chum
home to dinner without warning, 1t is
q sign that there Is not going to be very
much to eat in the house.
II a man goes to the hospital for an
operation, 1t IL a sign that he Ia 60
ing to spend lot OF money.
RI man drinks pitcher of hotel Ice
water In the morning without stopping
to use q glass, It Is sign that he was
not IN bed at o'clock on the previous
evening.
If man puts SIS week In the bank
It Ii d sign that he is not going to die
in the poorhouse.
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It's only fun.
Soldiers do just as they please; live q
life of perfect ease;
Get lot Of travel that does not cost
them a cent.
Naught to do but sleep and eat. joy OF
living is complete.
Not moments worry over clothing
food or rent.
Proposition looks all right. Army
doesn't even fight.
Uncle Sam has got no scrap with any
foreign power
Soldiers simply loaf lot with NO
chance OF getting shot.
Living in their hammocks reading
novels by the hour.
Hoeing 'taters on the farm loses all its
old times charm
Bill Jones packs his satchel ana he
hikes out for the town.
Horny handed son Of toll leaves the old
parental soil
Bound for ease and freedom and per-
haps in time renown.
Bill with other raw recruits, had to
black the captains boots,
Curry horses, scour the pans. act as
chambermaid,
Drill all day with all his might. do
guard duty late at night
That's the way in times Of peace the
army game is played.
There's no loafiing meath the trees.
Hard to find those hours of ease
That the artist pictured in the poster
on the fence.
There is not chance to shirk. Army
life Is much like work.
Same, as any other walk Of life In
that one sense.
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Round ID Another tioraa.

Aberdeen S. D.. Aug. z4.-Sheriff
Jesse Shafrer, on a trip to waubay. s..
D.' yesterday, succeeded in rounding
up another horse that had been stolen
by the Burnettex- Smith-Vaaler gang
OF youthful horsethieves, this one be-
ing the property Of Abe Cummings Of
Aberdeen. As time passes, and the
operation of this gang become better
known, it becomes evident that the
youngsters must have been engaged
in their thievery for a considerable
period, and practically every horse
stolen in this vicinity during the past
two years has been traced, more or
less circumstantially. to some one Of
the gang.
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IA FoLLErTE's CONFESSION.

The Minneapolis Journal has the
following editorial which shows the
demagogic attitude of La Toilette Of
Wisconsin:
Senator La Toilette. working In con-
ference committee of the two houses
over the wool tariff bin. remarked
We are at work here at best with
blacksmith's tools, but this is safer
until we can have scientific revision
This Is only tentative"
The conference committee was SIT
ting with open doors in a temperature
Of d hundred degrees. sIedge- hammer
Ing into shape an amendment to the
wooden schedules And the talk across
tae table, as reported In the news
papers. showed that what both Sena-
tor La Toilette and Chairman Under
wood don't know about the wooden In
dnstry would ill d bulky volume of
The Congressional Record.
The bill was composed on INSULT
Client knowledge, was only tentative
$50 intended to last the six OF nine
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THURSDAY. AUG. "a, 1911.
WHY IS AN iNsuRcENra

The insurgent executive committee
is in session in Fargo today. There
are many people who would like to
know exactly what insurgents are. 1t
is generally assumed that-at some
stage Of their careers they were either
republican, or posed as such. Prompt
ed by the antics of such men as La
Toilette and Cummins-the insurgents
have cavorted off the reservation and
started a little sideshow of their own
which they hope eventually will be-
come the big circus.
There have been so many lines of
divergence in the republican party
and so many little personal grievances
have been magnifed into causes for
revolt-that 1t is by no means easy
to always tell what insurgents really
are. There seems to be no such a
thing as average insurgents. Accord
Ing to their views they are simply
republicans Of finer quality of clay
imam their nelgnOOrS.
There are some who qualify as La
Toilette epublicans-others as Cum
minis republicans. In North Dakota
the insurgent is usually a follower of
the Wisconsin pompadoured Individual
and today's meeting was supposed
to be largely in his interests.
Albert Boyd Cummins-'A., B., c."
as his admirers are wont to label him
seems to be In a transition stage
lately. He has been phenomenally
quiet since La Toilette assumed the
center Of the stage, and there are
symptoms Of a growth of something
akin to modesty in his recent develop
ments. 1t seems to be the acme of
absurdity to couple Cummins of Iowa
and modesty-and perhaps that is too
strong a word. But. In contrast with
the voluble obtrusiveness of La Fol-
lette--the latest developments of Sen
ator Allison's successor make a rea-
sonahle good imitation of the violet's
quality. Evidently Cummins has made
up his mind that he is not being
named as the republican candidate for
president next year. 1t need occasion
no surprise to see him throw his in
fiuence in favor Of Taft delegation
from Iowa to the national convention
just to abridge the domineering pre-
tentiousness of the aggressive gentle
man from Wisconsin.
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Irospy may establish rest room.
Cattle are being shipped from Bel
Lightning killed q number Of horses
this year
The cleanup fever is epidemic al
Bismarck.
Dauntless Demon is rebuilding
after the fire.
900
Hill tops are greener than ever be-
fore at this season.
600
The recent elevator f1re at Barlow
was OF incendiary origin.
900
New churches are being established
In many sections OF the state.
W@s8
Next year there will be many towns
refusing licenses to cheap circuses.
Those school boards that are short
OF teachers are doing some hustling.
Around the Berthold reservation the
Indians reaped harvest selling
curios.
900
North Dakota militiamen are watch
ing the results of the N. d. rifle team
at Camp Perry.
900
Bisbee had to import a janitor for
the school building as no local man
wanted the job.
Editor Gross of The Lennon Herald.
formerly of Fargo and Dickinson, is
laid up with rheumatic.
The Bismarck police captured a fell
low who they believe is the head of a
local gang of petty thieves.
900
The socialists at Devils Lake ex-
PEELED Alderman Callaghan, who re-
fused to resign, as requested.
Fruit dealers in different parts of
the state are being lacked up for
handling q poor quality of stuff.
The state supreme court justices
are concluding their summer vaca-
lions and will soon be back on the Job.
90
The editors of the state are having
some fun over the ability of Rearick
of The Coopertown Sentinel to out
sprint a bull.
The Farmers railroad out of Devils
Lake is said to be gradually merging
itself into condition to be adopted into
the Hill family.
There was a general cleanup at Bis
marck. Weeds were cut to make the
town look good when the Industrial
expo commences next month.
North Dakotans are preparing to en-
joy the finest weather of the year. Us
ually September and October are the
two most delightful months of the
season.
Near Gardena lightning struck the
residence of VIM. Block twice within
a few minutes and he no longer be-
lieves that the stuff never hits twice in
the same spot.
The Napoleon Homestead heard that
In taking over the two Grand Forks
papers the morning publication was
valued at $125,00O and the afternoon
paper at s91, Loco.
The hunter who makes the mistake
of going afield Sept. without a hunt
ing license Is likely to come to grief.
Deputy game wardens are instructed
to demand glimpse Of the licenses.
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HOT WEATHER HURTS THESKIN

Poisonous Precipitation causes
rashes, hives, blotches. pfmples and
prickIy heat, often the beginning OF
serious skin troubles.
To wash away the poison entirely,
apply a. simple solution known as d.
-. -. Prescription for Eczema. d.
ID. ID. Is generally sold in $I.O0 bot
ties, but for 25c we can now give you
enough to prove that the very first
drops soothe and heal the inffamed
skin as nothing else can.
We vouch for the wonderful prop
critics of ID. d. ID. for we know that
1t brings instant relief for all kinds
of skin trouble Fout Il Porterfield,
Fargo Drug. waldorf Pharmacy Co.
Economy Drug Co.
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North Dakota Kernels

Flaxton has some would-be pugil-
rust.
The school vacation period win soon
be over.
4 real live editor is big asset to
any town.
Bekfeld is having some good wells
put down.
A car load of beer was quickly dis
posed Of at Plaza
Devils Lakers want electricity and
water both on meters.
900
Tampering with the fountain at
Minot Is under the ban.
900
Statewide hail insurance was not
exactly bonanza this year.
AT Minot a rooter who raised row
at a ball game was arrested.
900
There were a lot Of rain storms in
Bottineau county, and some wind.
90
At Brocket game warden was hot
on the trail Of some sooner" hunters
The Emmons county horse thief, who
broke jail, appears to have done a fine
Job.
franchise was granted man for
an electric light plant at Ray and work
may soon begin:
A boy at Wishek fell from a horse
and was so badly injured he was par
alyzed for a while.
The people of Marmarth want a via
duct so they can get from one side of
the railway line to the other.
The property loss as a result of the
recent storm around Westhope and
Antlerj will be more than s250,000.
900
1t makes a farmer real blue to stack
his wheat very carefully then have the
stacks burned up by stroke of light
ming.
Complaints were made that many
farmers cut their wheat green. The
farmers say they have tor it viii
shell.
There must have been some wetness
at Minot-twelve men were under ar
rest at one time charged with being
drunk.
North Dakota has three editors by
the name Of Lee-at Walhalla, Ant
Ter and Abercrombie-and they all
make good.
The insurgents who are on the ex-
ecutive committee of the new politi-
cal organization must be the real dyed
in the wool kind.
There is likely to be great change
In farming methods in the Red river
valley as a result of the discovery of
the wheat sick conditions. 1t will force
crop rotation.
900
Carl Nelson Of The Cando Democrat
has more time to indulge the muse
since he landed state job at Bis
marck and is now grinding out poetry
a la Jimmie Foley.
900
A teacher asked the son of a prohibit
tion lady to bound North Dakota He
said 1t was a dry state bounded on the
east, south and west by wet states and
on the north by wet provinces OF a wet
dominion.
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Gminnar to be Rahniit-

Gwinner. N. D., aug. z4-The town
of Gwinner, which recently suffered
the loss OF its best business build
ings by fire, will rebuild and will be
an even more substantial town than
before. Modern brick or concrete
buildings will replace those DESTROYED.
One of the first to be constructed viii
be the new building OF the Gwinner
State bank
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Aberdeen, S. d.. Aug. IA local
cattle buyer states that cattle, which
promised to be easy to get earlier in
the season, are now quite scarce.
Farmers who were eager to dispose
of their livestock earlier in the sea-
son, when feed promised to be scarce.
are now holding on. since the rains
have revived pastures and made plen-
ty Of rough feed certainty.
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Draws Out All inflammation and
Soreness.
This remarkable foot bath remedy IL
Superior TO Powder, Plaster or Salvo
and Is guaranteed to cure Corns. CAL
louses, Runions. Prostitutes, Chilblains.
ingrowing Nails, Tired, Aching, SwoI-
len, Nervous, sweaty, Bad Smelling
Feet.
Smaller Shoes Can Be Worn by us
Ing TIz, because 1t puts and keeps the
feet in perfect condition.
TIz is for sale at all druggists, 25
cents per box or direct IL you wish
from Walter Luther Dodge 81 Co,
Chicago, III.
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DIsousTEp INDIANS.

UnahIe TO Sell TrinE<ets to Ryder, NJ.
D., Landseekers.
Ryder, n. D., Aug. 24.--Not having
a big enough crowd to sell their SOU
venirs and trinkets to. 200 Indians.
who came here to attend the reserva-
stion opening, have left The Indians
planned to give some, exhibitions of
broncho busting and other spectacular
performances, but thus far they have
lacked an audience of any proportions.
Pres. FL. C. Miller of the notaries' as
ISOLATION predicts that there win be
q large registration during the week
beginning Aug. 2S. which is the last
week Of the drawing.
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Seemed to Give His New Stomach.
Il suffered intensely after eating and
no medicine or treatment tried seem
ed to do any good" writes III. M.
Youngpeters. editor OF The Sun, Lake
View, O. "The first few doses Of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's gave me surprising relief and the
second bottle seemed 10 give me new
stomach and perfectly good health"
For sale by all dealers.
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Copyright 1911 by c. N. Mather.)
THE AWAKENING.

Army life is simply
grand, so a man
would u n d q r :
stand.
Judging by the pic
lures that they
Sc nd fro m
Washington.
Advertising Is inn
mense. Posters
stuck upon the
fence
Get the youngster
to believing that
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long to that faction of the republican
party, laughed heartily with Mr.. Mil
Ter at his remark.
Sen. e. L. Garden of souris was
one Of the insurgent arrivals in the
city last night to attend the com
mittee meeting Of that league at the
Gardner hotel today. The Bottineau
senator appeared to be in fine spirits
in the hotel lobby last night, where he
was seen in close consultation with the
editor OF the morning paper and lat
err with Attorney General Miller.
Everything seems to be getting on
splendidly up in our section of the
state" said Senator Garden. Il think
we win have very good crops. From
what | saw Of the crop conditions on
the way down to Fargo today |
should judge North Dakota will yield
"a pretty good output generally. es-
pecially in the valley
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-24

car The brevity OF Admiral Togo in
his addresses in the United States
might probably be copied by many
Americans
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-24

fg Rev, George Chalmers Richmond
Of Philadelphia appears to be anxious
to become a kind Of Episcopal La
Toilette.
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A New PostoHice.

Announcement has been made from
Washington that North Dakota is to
have new postoffice. The new office
win be located ait Haymarsh in Morton
county with Glen Ullin as its local
supply.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-24

ar OF the nearly 100000 divorces
granted in the United States, Nat
Goodwin certainly got his share.
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ET No one seems to wish that grand
daughter of Colonel Roosevelt will
look anything like her granny"
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Cuts and bruises may be healed by
about one-third the time required ~
the usual treatment by applying Cham
berlain's Liniment. 1t is an antiseptic
and causes such injuries to heal with
out maturation. This liniment also
relieves soreness of the muscles and
rheumatic pains. For sale by all deal
ers.
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az There are a lot Of people who
believe men should be permitted to
marry from time to time.
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VOLUME xxxIv. NO. 24o.

The Fargo Forum and Republican rs
published every evening except Sunday In
The Forum Building, corner Of First ave
nue. and Fifth street north, Fargo, N. ID.
subscription The Fargo Forum ana
Daily Republican, by carrier, 15c per week,
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81 per year. The Fargo Forum and Sat
urday Republican, 81 per year. Single
copies. &c. Subscribers will find the date
10 which they have paid, printed opposite
their names on the address slips.
Address all communications to The Forum
Printing Co., Fargo. N. ID.
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~ One idea of an extreme optimist
is the man who believes aviation is
now on a safe and sane basis.
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One way to keep time from flying liz
to watch the clock.
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The Reason.

he Haa8uals
Sing song of sixpence,
Pocket full OF rye.
Bars are closed on Sunday
That's the reason why.
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ar Atwood may not be the highest
fiier on earth-but he is the champion
long distance fellow.
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EE The advocates ror national
divorce law are apparently gaining
ground.