Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-25


Was good for land was tommyrot-
Each year the same old crops he go
Just like he always did.
HE used to sit around the store,
Just like he always did,
And talk about. the weather. for
That's all he always did.
This scientific stuff was bosh;
With him he said it wouldn't wash
For he was goin' to do be'gosh
Just like he always did.
And so he farmed the selfsame way
Just like he always did
Did what he did do day by day
Just like he always did.
He said he didn't give a durn-
He said he didn't need to. learn,
For he knew what to reap or turn,
Just like he always did.
His neighbors ride in autos now,
Not like they always did;
They've learned the way to plant and
pillow.
Not like they always did,
But he can tell you which Is which ;
He gives his pantaloons a hitch
And sits around and blames the rich
Just like he always did.
E. Pennington has signified his in
tenton of visiting the North Dakota
Industrial Exposition early in Octo-
Der. Not only E. Pennington but mis-
official staff, consisting of half doz-
en- men. E. Pennington is president
Of the 500 railway system and the
people comprising his Official staff are
the half dozen men who vie with each
other in paying homage to E. Pen
nington. The town will feel the vi.
bration caused by the presence of
E. Pennington and his staff on Thurs.
day October 5th. E. Pennington ct al,
comes at the invitation OF Supt. Gil
breath, who is constantly adding new
attractions.
Supt. Gilbreath at one time had in
mind setting aside a day for railway
presidents and Their retinues> but the
big fellows had engagements which
interferred with this plan. He did
succeed, however. In booking H. ELL
oft. president of the Northern Pacific,
James J. and Louis w. Hill, of the
Great Northern, for the same date.
In consideration of the seductive
printed matter sent out Superinten-
dent Gilbreath secured valuable con-
'cessiOns from the railway magnates
They have all made reduced pas.
senger rates for the big show.
There is a cynical fellow up at the
state house who sees Interior motives
behind the action of his associates
Every time a kind deed is performed
he ways his head knowingly and muir.
murs: IAN AK to grind" This habit
has grown on him until he found ex.
preston in the following lines:
There was a man on profit bent,
Unto the ways of all mankind,
Attention close he always lent
Because he had an ak to grind.
"Some means of pub lie benefit
His fellows vainly strove to find.
But he would have no part of it,
He simply had an ak to grind.
This earth DER which he held such
sway
For his sole uses was designed.
1t was kept whirling night and day
Because he had an ak to grind.
Attorney General Miller is quoted
by the Fargo Forum as announcing
his candidacy for governor of North
Dakota, but the announcement is &C.
companied by a peculiar wink which
is taken to indicate that he is joking.
Attorney General Miller Is somewhat
of a. joke.
The young lady stenographer in
the state examiners Office is great
reader and has pronounced opinions
on most subjects. She says:
How often DER some story new,
We pore and will not bulge!
How often when we've read It thru.
We simply say. "Oh. fudge"
PATTERNS CUT 70 MEASURE
Thirty-nine years experience. Ad-
dress J. Roland Storey, Bismarck.
Kinds Honey and Almond Cream
have on a special advertising deal.
Inquire at Cowan's drug store.
Lost and Found--a Heart.
Nothing seems ~ hopelessiy ioet
when It II Lust, a. a heart: vet moth