The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-11-09
A 9al Of 1ll9 Newly RiGl
By The Tale Thereof
I eau Espyita

AZ 8Wt rite let 10 go DBL. DC
! they went down the haul 2 there
roomz an Dab Stumbled over the
4 old hat had Wore az q Burglel
| an he Sed, Damit what IL that.
then ma rememB ered an told him
agin an they went in the room an
turnd on the liteS. lookt tire w
the crack in the door an Saw dad
pick up my mask that j Had madE
owt NV my hangkercheef which had
my name workt in the corner. aha
Burgler eh, he Sed an askt ma, it
waz tony what walked u up an told
u aBowt the aktriS want il? Yes
ma SID, But he profile waz So
Skairt aBowt the Burgler that he
waz mistaken. Yes, dad SD, he
must have Bin pertie Skairt aBowt
that Burgler awl rite awl rite, an he
put the mask in hiz poket. Shall
we cawl up the poleeS ma aSkt. it
will b good adVertizing an will help
make up my bawL which, failed
when it gitz in the paper how much
jewLz lost. it IL pertie XpenSive
adv ertizing if they r lost Which we
don't no yet, dad SD, will look IN
2 that in the morning. did TONY
go back 2 bed? 0 hevingz. ma sed,
left the pure child at the he'd Nv
the SLarez; j will go get him at
wunSe. q Needn't bother, Sed
dad, he lint there now. which
waz true thow don't no how he
GOOD tell. didn't waite 2 heer enie
moar but went to Bed
P.S b4 wen 2 bed hid the
jewLz. which Still had, in the bot
UNI Nv my trunks that were awl|
redie packt 4 me 2 Start 2 that SiSie
bOrdinG Skool next mornin. then
Went 2 bed.
The next maWrning When il
woke up DAD waz StanDin Buy my
Bed lookin reel Wize an SoShaBel
Well Sun, he See. So . r Startin 4
Skool 2-Day eh? &c u have U're
trunk awl packt exSept 4 this hat
Books witch U profile 4-got. will
put this Books in U're trunk UI
While q Dress, he SeD,an Started
4 may trunk jumpt rite owt Nv Bed I
an SeD no Dab U needn't put that
hat in there az am gone 2 carrie it.
j waz Scarf 2 Deth 4 feer he Wood
open the trunk an G how my STUFF
wuz awLmuSt up an WOOD WunDer
WHY So told him no DAD my
trunk IL full an if U put that hat in
U kant Shut the top. nonSentS,
DAD SeD, kan Shut the top NV enie
trunk that il Bit. Why, DAD SEQ
at me, havnt inventiD a
that Will hold 3 hunDerD
pownD Woman inside NV 10 yardz
Nv claWth? Do u think j Wood B
Stuck on a little matter like Shutting
a trunk? Not U're old Dad, he
SeD, an openD mine. Well Well
What's this, DAD SEQ when he
Saw my cloze awl must up jest az
had Stuck them in on top NV the
ieWLz, u must have Bin hurie
sun when U packt thez thingz j Il
yeSS Will hat 2 Straten them B-4 Z
kan git the hat in. U go on an
Dress. he SEQ, Becawz had Star
id 2 help him fix the trunk.
So had 2 leev him Do it But
vaz SO Skairt that cooDnt put on
much cloze an When he fownD the
JeWLz in tn Botum Nv the trunk
Dropt my U-no- What's Which
vaz jest gone 2 put on an StartiD 4
he Door. That's rite my Sun, DAD
SeD, j no U r gone 2 tell U're
nuther the Burgler waz So ruSht
aSt mite that he hid theez thingz in
U're room But u needn't B in
1urie, he SeD, A if q Brake it 2 her
, SuDentlie the Shock mite bert her
1ervez. So my Sun We Will Sit +,
near a while an Discuss how Best
Brake the glad tiDingz 2 the fam
lie, DAD SeD, an he lockt the Door
IN Set Down on the Bed. Cum
leer Sun So we kan tawk this over
,onfiDenShulie, he SeD an took me .
Bny the Sholder an Well U
40 what the konversaShun waz.
After tawkin that weigh 4 a while 1
DAD SeD an now my Sun B-4 we /
70 on with this interesting D-Bate J
will make few Remarks, heer
hat u have Bin riting Sum familie
,ailz owt NV Skool an Sending them
eDitur what IL lockt up. Ny i
Sun Admire the WizDum WITCH U /
Shone in pickin eDitour what IL !;
Blind the Barr peecful an harm-
is az the eDitur SpeeShiez IL noWn