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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
RUNNING Down Clues.

Hal" said Burlock Bones, mysteri-
ously. II have discovered that the
man you think SO lacking in energy,
really has a great deal of push"
How did you find 1t out?" asked
the admiring friend.
Hist! I saw him this morning
buying baby carriage and a lawn
mower"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Mother,s ADVICE.

What are you girls doing?"
Settling our costumes for the
Shakespeare ball, mother"
Take my advice and wait. They
may dig up something at any moment
to prove there never was such q per-
son. and then where would your
Rosalind and Celia be?"-Punch.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Not Much Sense.

They talk about horse sense!
There isn't any such thing"
why. the horse is regarded as =
very sensible animal"
How can he be. when he evidently
does not like the idea Of always hay
ing bit In his MOUTH"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Would Make Him Care.

Juggins-Who was that said II he
could make the songs Of the people
he wouldn't care who made the laws?
Muggins-Don't know. But II he's
the chap who's making the songs Of
the people nowadays I'd Just like to
have the making Of the laws a little
while! That's ALFRED Hen.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
And They Adjourned.

The Mutual Admiration society met
and was called to order.
What Of all the things In this world
DO you like bestr asked the girl.
angling for a compliment.
"Beefsteak!" cried he. taken un-
.awares. and moment later the so
ciety adjourned.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
The BRIGHTER Side.

Listening without. the beautiful
girls father could hear the smitten
swain signing exactly like furnace.
However. he probably eats good
deal less coal!" chuckled the old man
philosophically.
For though he needs must look for
ward to having both the young people
to support. he could do 80 optimis-
tically.-Puck.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
An Odd Outlook

There is one queer thing about
educational institutions"
what Is that?"
"A primary excellence In secondary
schools to keep them from being third
rate"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
size Of the stons

Little Ferd was telling his father
about a peculiar stone he had found
while at play In the back yard.
"How big was it," asked his father.
"Oh, about as big as good sized
small apple" replied Fred.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
TheIr EauIt.

THE orator we heard last night
seemed to have sound views. did he
not?"
~Oh, yes; they were all sound"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Skeptjcjsm.

"A man arrested the other day for
MASKING says he has an affiictiou
OF the eyes that makes him wink"
'Well?"
His excuse made everybody else
in court wink"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10

Wrerunnen a
dangerous i'd
ney illness a2A
should be treat
ID without 10
lay.
Obadiah ..
Crane aa2 First
Az. watsrtswn.
q Oak. says: II
was taksa with
Rheumatic pains
ana my lett limb
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Imitation Pets.

shape out Of paper which has been col.
ored a greenish grey, and paste this
onto an egg shell. Gigs. and 49,
The slightest breath Of air will make
him wriggle In q most lifelike manner
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Har M.terI.I-

That is queer servant Of yours.
OF what is she supposed to be nader
~She IL maid of all work"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
Best In the World.

Maud-What excuse have you for
doing such an unmaidenly thing as
proposing to Jack?
Ethei-The golden rule.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10

Molly-Jack said he'd spend his last
cent ON me.
Dolly-Impossiblei He spent his
last cent ON mo before threw him
over.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10

Start afresh this Spring-cleanse and
purify the system by q course of Garfield
Tea, Herb laxative and blood-puri6er.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10

Who hath not known misfortune
never knew himself or his own vir-
tue.-Mallet.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
MAGIC SQUARE is CURIOUS
Columns, Perpendicular, Horizontal OF
Diagonal, Al Add Up 3e9-An-
other Peculiarly.

Here 10 c curious magic square, the
columns Of which-horizontal, perpen.
dicular and diagonal-all add up 36s,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10
the Real Reason.

y en- going to to send yow my little
kitten 10 keep you companF."
How good OF you."
~Doat meatioa Il. Besides. W ere
meviag.s
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10

but which has the further popularity
that all Of the odd numbers are placed
within the inscribed diagonal squares.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-06-10

Teacher-He's always at the foot Of
the class.
Superintendent-No wonder-his
father is q chiropodist.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
FORGOT Usual Dignity.

Lords frequently forgot the oppressive
dignity which customarily marks the pro
ceedinas I'm the'upper chamber and fought
for q hearing with the strenuousness OF an
American Congressman who has Cherished
a nuhlic building bill and secs the last
hours of the session slipping past.
Tho Earl OF Halsbury once went so far
ne IN make a formal motion that one OF
bis sunporters be heard in preference N
ono pcer who favored the government
When the voting began Lord Iansdowne
Withdrew to q position behind the throne
t,t his followers watched the issue eagerly
The bishops on both sides walked toward
,be tellers first. 4 thrill Of excitement
marked the appearance Of each notable
the greatest being when Lord Rosebery ap-
ueared as a supporter OF the government
Az soon as the result was known several
members of the House Of Commons rushed
from the galleries and Into their own
chamber and whispered the news 10 ihe
tnembars great cheer followed the an
nouncement OF the governments victory
The question OF the hour is what effect
to-night's decision will have upon the
future fortunes Of the Conservative PARTY.
Viscount Morleys definite announcement
that enough peers would D, created perma-
nentIy 10 swamp tho upper house n the
government Jd not prevail apparently
su.aved n few wayorers and decided tho
issue.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
CATHOLIC PARTY IN MEXICO
Demands Clean Government and
Enforcement of the Laws.

From a Special Correspondent Of Tho Tribune J
Mexico city, Aug. io-J ~ Galbraith'
general manager Of the Waters Pierce
interests in Mexico. was elected yester-
day a director Of the National Railways
II, place Of Martin g. Ribon. Mr.. Gal
braith represents Madero.
The National Catholic party will be
inaugurated next Wednesday at 7:15
a m. with mass and Holy Communion
li the cathedral by the Archbishop of
Mexico Jose Mora Y DelrIO. Six thou
sand persons are expected 10 attend.
The leader OF the new party SAID to-
night that the party is well organized
and that II has seven hundred clubs
throughout the Republic. not including
four thousand priests. who are inter
ested openly I'm the movement. He adj
ded that the party prefers to nominate
one Of the present candidates. Madero
or Reeves. but will nominate its own
candidates if necessary.
The party is approved and supported
tv the Pope and does not intend mixing
I'm government. merely demanding the
enforcement Of the laws and clean
government guaranteed by the power of
the Church at the polls.
God. Country and Liberty" is the
party's slogan.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
SUNDAYS NETWORK TRIBUNE
Mailed anywhere in the United states
for $500 year.
CALLAN LAW FAILED THEM
Three Chauffeurs Fined by Mag
istrate Herbert.

The CaII,n law. which worked so well TO
protect speeding chsuffeurs before Masls
trate Murphy on Monday in the forHNile
court. failed Of its efficacy yesterday before
Magistrate Herbert in the same court.
Magistrate Murphy held that under the
CaIlan law automobiles might he driven at
thirty miles an hour through the city
streets .If thov were not run recklessly.
MAGISTRATE Herbert fined three chauffeurs
$40 each for running AT speed Of more
than twenty-five miles an hour IN flit'
avenue.
Magistrate Herbert did not state under
what law or city ordinance he fined the
drivers He listened 10 the excuse that
thov thought the Calan law was in erect
and fined them without comment.
Magistrate O'Counor expressed the opin-
ion tho other day that the ordinance limit
ing the speed Of automobiles TO eight miles
an hour was stl in effect. Magistrate
Corrigan said last night that until there
had been a meeting Of the Board of city
Magistrates and a uniform rule had been
decided on each magistrate was at liberty
N form his own opinion Of the proper In
depreciation OF the law.
Magistrate fTtSfUl hbiitiu bDNh ~
ordinance and the Callan law, saying that
they were harmonious, while Police COM
missioner Waldo to whom "A number OF the
magistrates turned for help. said that while
the confusion existed among the magis-
trates as to the proper Interpretation OF
the law he would have to leave IL TO the
men Of the department to use their dis
erection I'm arresting chauffeurs for reckless
driving. and then sit tight and see what
the magistrates would do
The responsibility for the confusion rests
with Mayor Gaynor, In the opinion OF many
neonle The Board Of Aldermen passed
last January on amendment to the city or
dinances to supersede Section 45i, which Is
the section under which the eight-mle
speed limit Is enforced. The proposed
amendment gave the Police Commissioner
mower to establish rules and regulations
governing the speed Of vehicles In the city
streets. Mayor Gaynor failed TO act on 1t
and II was recalled by the board
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
rEv ~. l.sociated Pres

London, Aug io-Premier As1uith's gov
eminent. representing the democracy OF
Great Britain. tonight enforced i's will
,st 10 ia Rv this vote the House of
Lords decided 10 accept what the Liberals
contend IS the will ~ the people end
adopted Viscount Norley's motiou not 70
insist uror the Lords amendments n the
Parliament bill, which practically limits
the mower Of the House Of Lords "a two
Years suspensory veto and vastly in
creases the prerogatlves Of the House Of
Commons
The great constitutional struggle which
began when the House If Lords. nearly
two wears ago. rejected the budget of
David LLOYD George. Chancellor Of the EX-
cbequer. is ended. for time az least and
with the greatest change 10 Great Brit
aims working constitution since the pas
sage NJ the Reform bill IN 1882
Tho process of voting consumed nearly
an hour and the result trembled I'm the bal
ance until the last moment. The die
hards" mustered greater strength than the
prophets had anticipated, and the govern
ment owes us victory to the votes If be
tween twenty and thirty Conservatives.
who threw I'm their LOT with the Liberals
10 save their own caste from loss Of pres
tiga bv a great increase I'm its numbers,
and the King from the necessity Of the eN-
crcise Of the royal prerogative, course
which every ono believes he vas most anx-
ious 10 he spared.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
FR|CK LEAVES RAILWAYS
Continued from first page.

with II. as he is reported TO be contem-
plating doing his loss will be severely
felt
Among the corporations In which Mr..
Frick Is director besides the United
States Steel Corporation are the Penn
sylvania Railroad, Atchison, Topeka &
Santa Fe. Reading, Chicago & North
western, National City Bank, CONNER
cial Trust Company. Of Philadelphia, and
Union Trust Company and Mellon Ma
tional Bank. Of Pittsburg. which are two
of the largest fnancial institutions in
that city He is also a director OF the
Union Insurance Company and the City
Deposit Company, OF Pittsburg, and Of q
number of less important companies.
Mr.. Trick was warm friend Of the
late p. II. Hartman, and entered the
board of the Union Pacific at the latter's
urgent request. He was one Of the group
If directors If that company who, under
Harriman's direction, bought S3OO0O,Vo
Of the common and St0GOo.0O0 Of tho
nreferred stock Of the Atchison road.
The preferred was later taken over by
tho Union Pacific. but the common was
held by p small group Of men for time.
Ultimately, II is understood, Mr.. Flick
acquired his associates holdings OF the
stock.
Mr.. Frick is sixty one years old, and Is
said 10 he enjoying the best of health
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
SOLDIERS TO REPRESS
LONDON STRIKE RIOTS
Reservists Dispatched from Al
dershot to East End-Food
Situation Still Serious.
EMPLOYERS C0NCILIAT0RY
with Perishable Goods Going to
Waste and Merchants Subject
to Heavy Losses, Settle
ment Is Not Far Off.
fRN Cahls 10 The Tribune. I

London. AUG. lo.-ln ne bodru OF lraoe
has made progress in settling with the
,oal porters to-day and in conducting
boref,Il negotiations with the lighter
mon hargemen and carriers. II is deal
4 with the Federation Of Transport
workers. including group OF labor
,,,,ons which have agreed to stand out
until the grievances Of every branch Of
,,a+ Industry have been taken up and
settled
Tho lockers have received the award
,ron, the arbitrator as against their en-
r,overs. and could return 70 work II they
were not bound by the common interests
~ The federation. The coal porters will
also remain on strike, although q salts
fac,ory settlement has been reached. and
tho carriers. bargemen and lightermen
vii remain unemployed until the car
ousv hands. enginemen. crane drivers
and other groups are allowed by the
trade union officials 10 return TO work.
The general features Of the metro
roIitsr strike are similar 10 the condi-
,iors prevailing in Hull, Manchester and
liverpool Demands are formulated
separately bv the affiliated unions. and
The resources Of the entire body Of
transport workers are available through
the federation for the settlement Of every
grievance.
Meanwhile no ships within twenty
miles Of Chsring Cross are able 10 dis
,fsrge their caTgoes. Food supplies
fsb. meat. vegetables and fruit are cut
o4. Merchandise Of all kinds cannot he
handled and q leboring force estimated
~ between sixty thousand and eighty
thousand Is idle.
While London orkers are under bet
fer discipline than those ~ Hull and
Manchester. picketing IS carried on on
large scale for tampering with non
union men. and outrag es have become SO
numerous that military reserves have
been ordered from Aldershot TO tho East
End Of London.
Fuplovers are forced 70 he concilia-
for when perishable goods are going 10
waste and merchants and shippers are
exposed 20 heavy losses. and conse-
ouentlv the Board OF Trade. by virtue Or
hard work. is gradually bringing the
labor revolt under control
The Port If london has been tempo
rsrllv sealed NJ, and the nation has Deen
warned in practical way Of the results
IF shrinkage Of food supplies in time Of
va-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
FOUCHARD TO GUST LECONTE
Head of Former Revolution Bound Tor
Havti 10 Overthrow President.

Kingston. Jamaica, Aug. lo.-General
callisthene Fouchard. Haytian Minister 10
Germany and former chief executive OF me
.rrn,. of the island republic. is expected
IN arrive here soon and shortly afier"ard
to sail for Iayti with the purpose Of over
throwing General Lecortc' the ne" pro-
,isiora1 President. General Fouchard ar
rived I'm New York last Monday from ham
burg. &C.,.
Prominent Haytlans here say thai Gen
era, Fonchard's chances 10 overtime" Le-
c,uta are rosy. IN view Of the TACT mat
tho entire South Of Hayti. from Jereinie 10
Aue caves. took up arms for him IN me
revolut,on OF 1905. They say also that
Fouchard has powerful friends in he cap
i,si aud that the South IS not ikely 10
Th" iroube I'm Hayti Is believed not 70
l.. trdcd The railway concession granted
On tnericsn syndicate caused the lhte
re,.,i,'t,on and the Firminists and Fou.
cbardists A Is said, are sure 10 request
its cancellation This. u Is thought by nc
Us,tlsns here. would result ~ an early re-
sumption 4 hoshlVeS'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
SALARIES FOR BRITISH M. P.S
Supporter of Plan Refers to Purity
Flowing Over American Politics.

London. Aug. 10-A radical departure
from the principle OF gratuitous public ser
vice. which hitherto had prevailed in the
House Of Commons, was provided for to-
night. when the House by vote of 2o6 to
10 adopted a resolution TO pay It's mem
bers 5000 annually for their services.
The resolution was moved by the Chan
cellor OF the Exchequer, David Lloyd
George. The Chancellor said Great Britain
was the only country in the world that
did not pay members for their work in
Parliament, which nowadays was so siren
nous that the members had little time to
attend 10 anything else.
The Unionists opposed the payment plan
on the ground that II would be violation
Of the principle of gratuitous public ser
vice. as well as improper for members 10
vote themselves salaries. James Ramsay
Macdonald. Labor leader, denied That tie
measure would cause corruption, and scid
that Il would tend to help the tide OF
puritv which is flowing over American pol
f,ics
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
GREwsoME CAMoRRA RELICS
Bloodstained Cord Used to Murder
Cuocolo Shown in Court.

viterbo. Italy. Aug. lo.-To-day's session
Of the Camorrist trial was taken up with
an examination Of objects found on the
bodies OF the murdered Gennaro Cuocolo
and his wife II was grewsome exhibit
tion and caused a deep impression.
Among the exhibits was piece Of cord
such as assassins frequently use 10 catch
their victims about the throat. IT was
black from age or dirt and bloodstans and
vas found wrapped up in a shirt that
Cnocolo had worn on the night he was
Killed Tie shirt was heavy with blood.
The cord Is similar 10 one found with a
complete criminal outfit In bag carried
nv t;aetano Amedeo. one Of the accused.
The cord placed in evidence had been used,
nrohably TO bind CuOcOlo.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
Nine Bishops Support Morley.

The archbishops of Canterbury and York
and nine bishops also lipcd mp with the
Government. although the lords spiritual
generally keep aloof from party questions.
The bishops Of Bangor and Worcester,
however. went with the Halsburyites, the
last ditchers.'
II was noticeable that the highest ranks
az the nobility furnished the fewest sup
porters of the government The dukes OF
Norfolk. Leeds. Marlborough, Newcastle,
Northumberland. Somerset and Westmin-
stcr voted with the extreme Tory Opposi-
.ion while the remainder abstained from
voting.
drinking the hcmlock' had become an
historic phrase i'm past months, ana the
Gathering in the ancient chamber tonight
On ,vitness this memorable humiliation was
worthy Of the occasion. Peeresscs, Am
hoesadors and CommonerS packed the gal
lories and group of privy councillors
overcising the prerogatives OF their posi-
ton sat or stood upon the steps Of the
throne. The benches, aisles and floor were
crowded.
Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Lee, In speak
inc In the House of Commons to-day, SAID
this would be black day In England &
bie,orv # the House Of Lords accepted the
,.o,o hill and the House of Commons cut
adr,rt from the traditions OF centuries TO
hoetow salaries upon its members. APP
,,ar.,,,lv the sentiment Of the peers was in
,,,u accord with this description Of the
coca sion
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
AGAIN ATTACKS lEDERle
Research Bureau Insists Slaugh.
ter Houses Are a Menace.

Mayor Geynor's public approval OF the
Health Commissioners report on slaughter
house conditions has brought out tart re-
Spouse from the Bureau Of Municipal Re
search. which III. Mayor took occasion 20
crlticise in conjunction with his praise -
Dr. Lederle Speaking ~ his Commission
er's report the Mayor said
II Is entirely satisfactory. | am glad 70
work with Mr.. Allen and Mt Bruere. or
the Bureau Of Municipal Research | used
TO say good word for them even pe1or'
became Mayor. But when the chiet am
Is 70 make sensation cannot work with
them. Their report on the slaughter houses
was great wrong 70 men who have "a.
coo 0oo invested When I read n | in1medi-
personally and saw everything myself ]
found the report of Mr. Allen and Hr
Bruere 70 be grossly inaccurate and sen.
ga tional When / spoke 10 them they TOLD
me- 10 my surprise that they had never
gone through any OF the slaughter houses,
but sent a employe.
7 do not propose 10 have the industries
Of this city injured for the sake OF sen.
sationaism | guarantee to the people or
this city however, that the slaughter
houses will he kept clean and Obliged 10
observe the law.
Mr. Allen lost no time IN offering hts re-
buttsI 70 this. He said slaughter house
conditions We're exactly as the bureau rep
resented them and denied that the bureau
had any leaning toward sensationalsn
He called attention 10 the fact that IN"
Mayors visit 10 the slaughter houses had
been made eight days after tho bureaus
report was submitted 70 him ar more
than a month after the Health Depart
ment had received complaints from the
bureau regarding violations
NO industry in this city is as important
as the industry Of raising healthy and self
respecting children, I'm whose interest the
bureaus report was published" lie said
The Mayor eyades the important point al
issue. which is tho Health Departments
acqulescence in the violation Of the san'-
tsry code. when no talks about slaughter
houses unlawfully located. We said cor
tain businesses were illegally conducted.
Commissioner Iederles report admits
this.
THE issue now is whether New York
City will submit TO evasive. contradictory
and false statements by its health officers.
coupled with efforts TO prevent the public
from seeing health records which the char
ter says should always be open TO public
inspection. Until Commissioner Fosdick
and President McAneny report their ind
ngs on the Health Department the public
will not fully realize the desperation that
prompts Commissioner Lederle TO postpone
public knowledge regarding his own part
in the sordid story"
When recently two Of the bureaus direc-
tors told a sick mother in the neighborhood
Of an East Side slaughter house that Com
missioner Lederle said there was no smell
any more. she asked, Where does he
live?" When told in Stamford, Conn, she
said, MY God, he doesn't expect to find Il
there, does he?'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-11
NATURAL RESOURCES GIVEN
Three Canadian Provinces Enriched
by Dominion.

winnipeg Aug 1O.-"The Free Press. %
which is in the confidence Of the Lauricr
government. announced this afternoon that
the Dominion has given three Western
provinces OF Manitoba, Saskatche-
wan and Alberta-their natural resources.
Mines. mineral lands, watersheds and all
lands suitable for grazing. outside OF lands
available for homestesds. which are re-
tanned by the federal government are in
Guided.
This means that tho Manitoba and Sas-
katchewan boundaries arc 60 be extended
10 Hudson Bay. and makes Alberta ono Of
the richest provinces IN Canada. with It's
The provinces have been seeking this for
ten years. IL Is Of the greatest Importance
10 Western Canada. placing II on an equal
ity with other provinces Of the Dominion.