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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Remarkable Success of These Talented
Physicians in the Treatment of
Chronic Diseases.
OFFER THEIR SERVICES
FREE OF CHARGE

The United Doctors, licensed by the
state of South Dakota for the treatment
of deformitles and all nervous and
chronic diseases of men, ome and
children, offer to all who call on this
trip, consultation, examination, advice
free, making no charge whatever, ex-
cept the actual cost of medicine. All
that is asked in return for these valua-
BILE services is that every person treated
will state the result obtained to their
friends and thus prove to the sick and
afflicted in every city and locality, that
at last treatments have been discovered
that are absolutely sure and certain in
their effect.
The doctors are considered among
Americas leading stomach and nerve
specialists and are experts in the treat
ment of all chronic diseases and so
great and wonderful have been their
cures that in many cases it is hard in
deed to find the dividing line between
skilland miracle.
Diseases of the stomach, intestines,
liver, blood, skin, nerves, heart, spleen,
kidneys OF bladder, rheumatism, sciat-
lea, diabetes, bed-wetting, leg ulcers,
weak lungs aud those afflicted with
long-standing, deep-seated, chronic dis
eases, that have baffied the skill of the
family physician should not fail to cali.
Many Wonderful Cures.
According to their system no more
operations for appendicitis, gall stones,
tumors, goiter or cancer. They were
among the first in America to earn the
name of the "Bloodless Surgeons" by
doing away with knife, with blood and
with all pain in the successful treat
ment and cure of these dangerous dis
eases.
If you have kidney or bladder troub-
les bring a two-ounce bottle of your
urine for chemical analysis and micro
scopic examination.
Deafness often cured in sixty days.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Lease of Common School Lands.

Notice is hereby given that on April 3rd
1911, all of the Unbiased common school land
in Bon Honlne County will be offered for
ease at public auction between the hours of
l0 oiclocis a. M. and 5 O'Clock D. III. at the front
door of the court house in said county.
Dated atPierre S, d. January 23rd, 1911.
F.F, BRINKER
Commissioners of School aud Public Lands
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
SUNDAY school UNION
HOLDS SECOND MEETING
Attendance Reaches 26o and Interest in
Instructive Addresses is
Remarkable,

The second monthly Sunday school
union of evangelical! churches Of the city
WAS held Monday evening at the First
Congregational church. with an attend
aBce OF 261, Roy H. Marsh presided
Tho discussions were interesting In the
extreme.
The paper on Graded School Work. :"
icad IN Miss Alice Rowe, dealt with
many phases OF Sunday school work. Miss
Rowe outlined a plan whereby the classes
can he greatly benefited.
Inc general topic discussed by each
speaker was tina OF Sunday school adj
vanccmcnt. methods by which The at
tendance can be Increased, az well as
ttc interest. and the best subjects may
be considered. Among the speakers were
VI. j. Brincs, II. r.. Scott. H.. L.. Holt
and A. T. Bradley.
The round table session following the
general meeting drew many church mcIn-
bcr5 into an interesting and instructive
discussion. Ideas and opinions were cX-
changed 10 advantage. Raymond Grown
had charge of the singing.
The next meeting win nc held the Sec
nnd Monday in April at the First Meth
odist church.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
CUNNINGHAM SAYS NOT
GUILTY TO FRAUD CHARGE

Charles Cunningham, formerly check
er at the Louvre rathskeller. charged
with entering into a conspiracy with
several of the negro walters to defraud
the cafe by the means of a system of
duplicate checks, was arraigned before
Judge T. D. Lewis in the criminal di
vision of the third district court Mon
day morning. and pleaded not guilty
The case was set for March 2S. he
was granted the privilege, however, of
changing the plea or demurring on or
before March 2S.
Cunningham was arrested together
with seven of the negro walters on the
evening Of Sunday, November Is The
checkers room was thoroughly searched
at that time and the entire outfit OF
duplicate checks discovered. by the
means of which it is claimed TINT the
cafe was defrauded Of large sum OF
money. The actions of the suspected
walters had been carefully watched for
a week previous to the arrest.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
LAUNDRY WORKERS
ARE ORGANIZING
Movement of Employees Is 0c-
caSion of Friction With
Some Employers.

Laundry workers OF Salt Lake TO the
number or more than $50 gathered In a
mass meeting at the hall OF the Order
of Moose. 222 South West Temple street,
10 discuss the question Of meeting the
problem that confronts them on account
Of the alleged refusal OF the owners aud
managers OF the various laundries TO per-
init them TO form an organization and
still retain their positions.
incidentally. local No. IL of the Laun-
ized here February II. added thirty new
members to its roll. according 10 Eli
nanciel secretary w. y. knerr OF the
local union. making a total of 3eT.
walkout of a number OF employees OF the
Colonial laundry. 13S West First South
street. at o'clock Monday afternoon.
which followed the discharge of William
of the Colonial laundry says that only
thirteen girls left him and that the
places OF these were quickly filled l..
Fl. Worthen, union driver. who also quit
work says that the number of employees
who dropped their work at the time cx-
ceedcd forty and that only a few OF the
vacancies were filled.
At the meeting held Monday night
there was no talk OF urging any general
strike. the whole trend OF the discussion
being an appeal TO tho workers TO pre-
vent the spread OF any more disaffectlon
among the other laundries
The employees allege That they have
the riEh! 10 organize. as do other branches
OF industry. They have no complaint 10
make as 10 wages or hours. but allege that
thoEe who have Joined the union have
been Disseminated against. The laun-
dry managers state that inaSmuch as the
employees have presented no tangible
grievance there Is no excuse for the for
nation OF an ganization.
G. w Graham. national president OF
the Laundry Workers union. is expected
to arrive here today or tomorrow to take
up the problem involved with represent
atlves OF the laundry managers.
The organization movement is in the
hands OF committee representing the
Federation OF Labor. consisting OF a, l..
Harvey. organizer and secretary and
treasurer Of the federation: E. g. Dunsby
] OF the Building Trades Council: j. E
Munsey Of the ircnworkers: j. G.. Wilkes
OF the carpenters and Peter McCardel
| OF the plumbers.
4 general meeting for'further discussion
| OF tbe situation will be held tonight al
Eedera tinm Of Labor hall
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
SUBMIT PROTESTS AGAINST
ENRICH AS HEALTH OFFICER
Physicians Object to Appointment on
Ground That Applicant Is
New Man in District.

A protest against the appointment Of
Dr. L. l.. Enrich as health officer for
district No 2. signed by five physicians.
was presented at the weekly meeting OF
the board of county commissioners held
Monday afternoon. None OF the pro-
testants was present TO show upon what
grounds the protest was made but it Is
understood that the principal objection
is that he is newcomer in the COM
munity.
The physicians signing the, protest
were Drs August Rauscher. G. l.. Olsen,
a. A. Bird W. II, Rothwell and F.. NJ
McEugh.
a communication Withdrawing the ap-
plicatIo. of the Il. o. Howard company
for franchise for the construction and
operation OF a suburban line through
Murray Cottonwood. Taylorsville, Car
aeld and other county towns was re-
ceived from u. o. Howard.
a number OF other routine matters
we're taken up by the board including
the approvin~ OF the report on the con-
tinsent fund for the INDECENT poor.
amounting TO silQ.55. The commitment
of Rudledge and Carry ID. Dickinson,
negro children, TO the Orphans Home
and Day Nursery by Juvenile Judge
Alexander McMastcr was approved.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
CAPT. R0WELL WILL NOT
LEAVE FORT doug
VIII Remain at Post 10 SupeWs
proyements Contemplate BY
Government.

CAPTAIN Frank w. Rowen. Tno
a detail az men was left in cha.
For, Douglas after the departure
remainder OF the Flitsenth inian.,
Fort sam Houston, Texas, 10
the patrol Of the Mexican boroel, H.
main In charge OF the post 10Y an
mite period.
Can5ain Rowell few days ego T.
orders from the war department
effect that he would be relieved
as carctakers could he found foI "
but these orders were couh,eIn-
by later instructions from the "
partmenl. .st,.
quartermaster and post QuaI' -
Captain Rower viii remain 10 sa
the improvements which the COVE
will make at the post TINS yean-
involve an expenditure OF applo4
s2n. .O0) and include the e2'euss,. !.
roads and drains, the laying y.
sidc,rsIks and the constructor ~
nent stairway ri the term'nai y
car line. Specifica tions fT -
provements have been draw,
he advertised for period oil .,p'',;
from today Then tie contraIs 49,
awarded. presumably 20 the ,rts5 ,v5
sponSb!e bidder. and Il Us eAps.r
active work upon the improves
begin early In May. ,...u m4
As TO whether or moi the de1aA "a III
men now left at the post IN un.ris uns
OF czretakcrs might be supp,sa
Others. Captain RoweN siate9 ,as ssrrr
that he had no intlmation Wha's'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
DEAN CUMMINGS FORWARDS
MANY RARE SPECIMENS

Dean Byron Cummings. who is on fur
iouEh from the university studying ar
chaeoioGy IN Europe. has Just sent 10 the
university museum an excellent set Of
specimens which he obtained while III
Italy. The collection Includes an Etrus-
can vase of gray sandstone decorated
In black and rcd; an Etcuscan cup. also
in gray. found near Volterva. Italy: two
old Roman lamps one Of which is the
largest OF the old Grecian type now In
existence: one Roman tear bottle of blue
glass, taken from tomb near Rome
and some interesting specimens of lava
from Mount Vesuvius All OF the speci :
mems excepting the tear bottle are deco
rated with carved figures of men. char
lots and leaves.
The collection was purchased by Pro-
fessor Cummings from Professor Alberto
CnlvIcri OF Florence. Italy, and Is one
or tho best collections yet added TO the
archa Geological collection OF The museum
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
ENGINEER INJURED IN
WRECK DIES IN HOSPITAL

J. T Wilson. aged SO years. Denver
6 Rio Grende engineer who was in
lured in wreck occurring near Thistle.
about six weeks ago, died yesterday
morning at the Holy Cross hospital
where he had been under treatment An
autopsy showed that death was due to
a blow which produced blood clot on
the brain.
Wilson was 2 resident of Alamoosa
Colo, but. his wife and their son. aged
5, were with him at the sime of death.
While he was not member of the or
der of Elks, 2 brother in law. Frank b.
Boyd. past exalted ruler of an Indiana
lodge telegraphed from New York TO
the local lodge, No. So. to assume
charge Of the shipment of the body 10
Irwin. Pa, where Wilson'S parents re-
side. and this Will be done
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
SCIENTISTS MEET
III ZION IN APRIL
Arrange Interesting Programme
and Extend Cordial Invita-
ton to Public.

The executive committee OF the Utah
Academy OF Science met in the Kenyon
hotel parlors Monday evening and ar
ranged tine programme for the annual
convention OF the organization to be held
either at the state university or the
high school here April and S.
The first session Will open al o'clock
Friday evening. April /. with an ad-
dress by the president. DR., E. D. Bali
Of the Logan Agricultural college. ON
''Eugcnics. Marcus e. Jones OF this
city will follow in a talk on Earth
Movement Of the Wasatch,' with Illus
trations.
The second session viii start at 10
o'clock the following Saturday morning.
with an address by DR.. p. i. Homer OF
Pleasant Grove on killing Temperatures
for Fruit Buds. "Alkali Injury to
by Prof, II. 3. Hon OF the Agricultural
college. Prof. c. NJ. Turpin of the col
lese Will talk on Breeding for Egg Pro-
dUction'' and F.. r. Hodsou of the forest
service. stationed at Ogden, Will give u
talk on Restoration
The Centenary OF Avosrado's Hy
pothesis" Will be the subject or an ad-
university at o'clock Saturday after
noon. Dr. A. a. Knowlton of the unl-
yyersity. VIII give lecture on "Heusler
Alloys.. 'Moyement OF Nitrogen Cnde:
Irrigation will be the suOiect OF DIR.
Robert Stewart OF the state university
AZ S:l5 O'Clock Saturday night Prof.
William Peterson OF the Agricultural
college will give q talk on The Planet :
esmal Hypothesis, a New Theory OF
World Formation The lectures win
close with an address by A II, ThIessen,
United States weather observer for Utah.
on "MetcoroloCy.'
The executive committee Is composed
OF Dr.. Ball jr-, Ebaugh and Prof. A. ..
Garrett OF the Salt Lake High school.
The convention promises To he the
most interesting ever held by the aCad-
eny and the general public will be eN-
tended q cordial invitation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
SALT LAKE is ATTRACYMs
NATIONWIDE ATlE

SAT- Lakes growth and its Tfo
as one Of the most eonn,MIned q
western cities are not cu.i,i,ss On rosss
jn,ermomtain west or TO the he,,odal' sdl'
try W This is evidenced By sd'iositAS Cd iest
mtnt in colliers Weekly. In In 'as' Il Z
to,ial concerning salt Lake ea,,ntsis viwi
"There is no ROCKY mwth mouh and
mppity that shows more Th, strectS
ou, oD by % the cary Mormons' ss,r,iIdIuss ARE D,
straight, and the modern III p1,,' 10 MS
ase now going Up will help ssiIp,omoss 70 ( b
coming city one OF the ere fIIlsd
ensgd epoWds W Of busy shoppers and ia ssati 4
ness men. Tbe city. in the 6Sqat 66.rsat d
was. a generation ago. the ,,,mon U,s pr|
ctn desert, is now the con',ay, 's yn,ola|
Mormon and Gentle, ~ the spl[
lie far west and the wiso0'n
ponperS'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
Long List Of Gases TO Be 4,
tisated by Federal
Authorities.
WHITE SLAVE" TRAFFIC.
WILL BE RIGIDLY pR0pI
Cases viii Be First Of Ki|
Brought in Utah Under
New Let.

Win l5-gsr LIST Gf cases thu, .
before, TIE federal grand jury Vii,
i5to session Monday morning, ami
The date ~ss araliy settled No,
and arrangements are under wsy'
selecting 2ea!2e Of iu-ymea AID
s.ac them tocetaes by the sim,'
tarn bcsins. Ike ia:y nil besis
section st ;io same ;.me ag tie IA
district aEd cj7cri5 coa-ts.
Win preliminary s--arysn.
t:o!d5crs Of 'hc district astcrney<
Ace. the coGre cle.E s ofiicc mi
Uli,ci States I:a.shS! s cllice an
trome,v bC5's. II
Arrangements haze -.aia for a.
ifctinT ot the men who are 10 \
o. the @@cTd JCTT as1. Ncadsy =
ing so thaS Tho ma- anal's ofies'
have plenty CT time to serve
r:oTse5 on taem, as val as 10 4
ziSpcnas on ;Ae Witnesses to An
12tcrc eha grand Jurr, 4
"Wai.o Ei27o" cs.e:.
PROBABLY The mos; Important q,
20 be considered viii bc that Of
i3rowu and Herbert Could. who a
the county iail awaiting action Z
charge of violating the white D.
traffic act. They are alleged 10
!urrd Cora Frohm, l6 wears Of age
her nome mere 10 resort in Poes|
They are also alleged to be men
Of q gang engaged in the traffic. n
will be the first white slave"
Of the kind ever heard by grand
in this state.
William Sicgel is also charged
violating the "white slave" sra1ii
by bringing Anna Peterson from
yer to Salt Lake.
Wah Hce. a Chlnamsn. is chs
with manufacturing opium product
was arrested in Ogden last wed
internal revenue officers.
Richard l.. Henry. young ma
ST. Louis, is charged with robbinl
postoftice at Springyille. The rol
took place last fall. hut the authol
did not know OF j; until Henry
fessed his guilt
Mail Robbery Gases.
w. ". Dalton must answer
charge of robbing n mail boz u
southern part of the state, and
liam Saunders. a negro. must ~
to charge OF manufacturing .
| products. "a
/ In addition to these cases then
be number in which no aTrests
been made. Several cases arc Of q
! ful merit and they will be taken b
the grand Jury ard heard befoH
rests are made.
In point of Importance the q
session will not be SO great as so
the past, but il point Of the ny
of cases 10 be considered 1t pro-
will be one Of the biggest sesslo1
the history of Utah. b
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
MISS MARGARET WHITNEY
WRITES AVIATION SONG

Miss Margaret Whitney. the talented
young girl who wrote and produced q
play cailcl The Sub" few years ago
has just sold song from her new opera
10 Chicago publisher on most satisfac-
tory terms, retaining the ROYALTY rights.
The song Is called "The Aviation Song
and is said To be the clevcrest thing Miss
Whitney has done. The opera Is Just
getting it's final touches and will he
ready for presentation before long
Some OF the songs. including the one
spoken Of, will be heard at the enter
tainment at Whitney hall Thursday and
Friday evenings
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
Girls Thank Matron,

Mrs q. Clifford matron al the city
Middlctou OF Omaha who was held here,
with another girl. az her fathers request
last week.. 'rhc two Omaha girls are
now at home II appears that the trip
did them. also their fathers, great
amount OF good. they say that they
are now treated well and VIII not leave
home again, The letter expressed thanks
for the kind treatment re"eivcd by the
Two girls from Mrs. Clifford While they
were held here.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
ConiDl
Plumbing and Heating o'A
Peery Hotel.

The plumbing and hes.,afs eau sOu,
fbr the Peery Hotel cor. OIL ",o nvar
Vest TEMPLE sts.. has been :"
lfidgley Bros: -, no the.
standard Manufacturing 70, .. HE
The steam heating will ,pe DC Il ID
ty system, the same as md saud 10
in the Semloh and New u.%i st IS 4
The amount of the contrae' '.'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
Water Interests Meet.

continued session OF the annual meet :
Ing of the stockholders OF the Union and
the Scandinavian church al MidYale Mon
day afternoon for the purpose of con-
sidering the proposition OF the company
Joining the proposed Little Cottonwood
Creek association. Nothing definite WAS
accomplished. and final meeting has
been called for March 81.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
WORK TO BEGIN SOON On
MURRAY RAILROAD STATION

The work of erecting a new station ut
Murray in place OF the one that was part
ly destroyed by fire last week Will begin
Within three weeks, Some time ago the
Oregon Short Line announced It's intcn-
tion OF erecting a $4,000 station AT Muir
ray this year. AS "A result OF the fire
Thursday night. work will begin sooner
than was expected. The question OF
site. which has been much discussed in
MURRAY for some time has not yet been
decided The ball park has been sug-
gested as possible loca ton.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
ENORMOUS DEVIL FISH
AR0USES MUCH CURIOSITY

4 monster devil fish on exhibition at
the salt Lake fish market. II East Third
South, aroused much interest yesterday
pus and shivcr i'm contemplation OF the
result OF an encounter with the fish. Il
weighs more than sixty-five pounds and
it's tcutaces measure more than twelve
feet from tip TO tip. The fish came from
Seattle for exhibition purposes marking
the opening OF the shop. a local jap
anrse has purchased the octopus for S15>
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
BUTTER MUST CONTAIN
LESS MOISTURE, SAYS u. S.

That butter containing more than i6
per cent moisture is considered adul-
terated In the eyes of the federal law is
apparent from a letter received Monday
from Washington.
AZ The present. some butter is being
placed on the markets which contains
as high as IS per cent moisture. This
Is contrary 20 thc federal laws and all
hutier OF that kind Will be seized in the
future.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
TRANSFERS PRISONERS T0s
PEN FOR SAFEKEEPING

Sheriff kclter Of Carbon county has
brought the mcn who are accused OF
Tho murder OF Albert Y. jenkins 10 the
state prison hiihcr for safe Keeping.
Rumors have been persistent TO the cf-
foct that the men would he taken from
the jail and lynched. ard Sheriff Kelter
decided to 6efent any attempt at rescue
or violence. The three mea are Italians
and their Dames arc Frank Iamser Rob
scrt Nafty and John Corier. They VIII be
Ecpt in the peniteniiary until tfrie for
trial.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
Farmers Institute.

Huntsville Thursday and Friday OF this
week. Prof. l.. \. Merrill Will have
charge of the meeting. Adresses Will be
delivered by Dr. a. H. Ball, Prof. j. r..
Caine III and Miss Florence Dudley OF
the Agricultural college. The Institute
is one of series that are 10 be held this
month
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14
warren Files Pssifi0n

Rcnry Wright Warren iilea ne Tfhir
the probate division Of the TN Jarlssl
tIiet court Monday TO hasp ,Ss esl
appointed administrator ,o Si died n
Rp5cri +. Lamberton, who
beT 20. 1910.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-14

Peacock" Rock Springs Coal
the coal that has no waste. Central
:,oal 8; Coke Co., 40 West Second South.
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Emmons County record., 1911-09-14
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mercial Tribune.
Emmons County record., 1911-09-14
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