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The Harrison times., 1911-01-21

SHOWS that have fallen in Boone for
ten wears, the result would be only
a slight imitation of Mt. Shasta.
You walk for long hours up these
mountain sides until your feet burns
and your breath comes quick and
hard and your nose bleeds, and you
look up and realize that YOU have
gained but little toward the tower
ing summit wreathed in aouds and
snow, But far beneath is the wind
ing broken canyon down which is
rushing the waters of the melting
snow. These glistening streams
wind about the broken edges like
silver ribbons and the cataracts
throw down and throw up the rain
bows in their mist.
Take away California's natural
land marks and she has little left to
admire Her social standing is un-
adulterated rottenness Her politi-
cal factions are corrupt TO the core
Her municipal management is little
less than brutal moCkery. Her COM
mercial conditions are so unionized
that one hardly dares to take a
chew of tobacco without first show
ing his union card | have seen so
much of this coniounded union fool
cry that am sick and tired of the
senseless dwaddle of fedora ton and
socialism, and |. W. W 5; and so |
began to look about for the right
remedy and say do YOU know
have found it, and | want YOU to
tell Col Schweltzer, Sam Jones and
all the rest of my socialist friends
that can solve the labor problem
of the whole world with one word
of four sylables, shall | write it?
PROHIBITION. Why my God, Mr..
TINES, the fortunes paid in wages
in this country are wonderful and let
me tell you who gets it. Nine tcnths
of it passes over the counter for
booze. Go to Los Angeles. San
Francisco, Portland, Seattle and
Spokane and watch who brings out
the biggest turn outs in automobiles
and diamond necklaces, and YOU
find the saloon men lead always. |
have believed for years that social
ism was part, and only part of
the remedy for our ills, but now |
know what is needed and | want
to say to you this new years day
that it we can drive the saloons out
ot this country prosperity will flow
toward us again and we will hear
no more of hard times. | have per-
sonally interviewed a thousand
stranded hobcs and their story is
all one and the same. | blew into
town Yesterday with Sl25 90 and
took a few drinks over at Dan Hook
gans saloon and woke up this morn
ing with a swollen head and hungry
as my total assets. Strike down
the curse OF this country and inside
of - months half of these stranded
tramps will have started a bank
account and the price of wages will
soar like a sky rocket; and Dan
Hooligan and Tom Aujessy won't
pocket so many dollars that belong
to our daughters and wives They
won't have so many diamonds to
deck some dirty drab to 90 upon
the streets and faunt insult at de-
cent industry, Prohibition, that's
the remedy pass it along this New
Years day DERRIEux
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21
Notice.

Notice is hereby given that a Bill
will be introduced on or after thirty
days from this date, in the General
Assembly of the State of Arkansas
for the purpose of amending act mum.
Der AIS of the acts of 1909 so as to in.
clude Boone county in the provisions
of said act. This, the 10Th day of
January, 1911, w. II. PETIT.
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21
HsrrisOu Dramatic Club.

The Harrison Dramatic Club, un-
der the direction of c. NJ. Steel
smith, an actor of extended expert
ence, will tonight render splendid
drama in four acts, the cast sof
W hich is as follows:
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21

C. T. Williams, of Pleasant
Ridge, Boone county, desires to
know the whereabouts OF his son,
W. 7. Williams, last heard of at
Enid, Oklahoma, February 1910.
Anyone knowing please write him.
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21

The Prairie View Baptist
Church, two miles south of Harri.
son, will give basket supper on
Saturday evening, the 2sth. Every
body invited.
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21

James Terry has purchased the
Hopper and Fos.er land west of
town and ten acres from John Holt,
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21

The young people Of the Presby-
terian Church are preparing a con-
cert to be given soon, to help pay
for their recently installed piano
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21
TENNESEE'S PARTNER.

Act 1.-Homc of the miners at Sand
Hill, Nevada.
Act Same as Act |.
Act 3.-Homes of Asa Bice and Mrs.
Hay.
Act +.-Same as Act 3.
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21

-Harrison's Choral Society which
meets Monday evenings at the NJ
f. S. Church, is doing fine work and
will soon be able to give our people
an Operetta or Cantata which will
surprise them.
The Harrison times., 1911-01-21
Batavia.

Dr.. Charli- Routh ran down tC
Leslie last Monday night, returning
Wednesday morning.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
Read and Reflect.

If the reader. says tha Providence Journei. after perusins the following description of tte p-chabie mode oi the formation d the earth. given by an English scieetiac writer in g new sol ume do4.. not understand the procoss. be had better leave 'His "ilterraI spherical vacuily. and so where big, ger words gre used "A formal idea of tEs heaven and earth may be ob- tained by imagining the heaven as al first an of7uviant generation from 6 monocentroI uoint. occupying. or ere. Hting and occupying space. the earth. as the arrest or end Of such general. ing action with the gradual relaxa. don of central tensien and abneEati0n Of su,h renter, the consequence being tho formation 0f a huge internal spher- icaI vacuity. termed in the Gcreus rec ord earth
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

Accord ng to the latest reports there are 7S,963 preparations to make the hair come cut, too
 Sporting editors can converse in all languages except English.
 Patience will accomplish wonders in the training of dumb beasts, There is a farmer down in Indiana who has got four hoorsnakes trained Co act as rubber tires on hts buggy;
 There are not more than seventeen Kaufmans writing high brow edi- ills at the present time.
 Discarded electric light globes are valuable The in them can be saved and used for the imitation ot automobile tires.
 There are believed 10 be no less than iO0 oldest Odd Fellows in this country.
 Nineteen personal body servants or the late George Washington, died no Virginia one week recently.
 The marriage marathon race be- tween Lillian Russell and Nat Good win is believed to be on it's last lap.
 Pars green will stop a headache
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
AIanser Turns Sailor

4 pair of trnealleused hands will pull at the ropes of the JgtsopoHs, a square Fisger that dropa down t1le bay soon bound for sydney, Australia. with a million gallons of oil aboard. The own CT Of these hands is Richard Matthews Hallett. Harvard 1910, who has shipped on the Juteopolis ss an ordinary sea man. Young Hallett was graduated from ;he Harvard law school last year and came to this city to work in the office Of Judge Hand in the federal building He grew tired Of books a few weeks ago. marched down to the offices Of the Standard oil company. the new owners of the Juteopolis, and told them he wanted a job as a sailor man. They persuaded the captain of the bark to take Hailett along Hal- lett says that be may leave the ship ct Sydney and ship again on another square rigger for the island Of Tap, which is a regular island in the Caro- line group on the Pacific with a name that aEpsSls 10 Hallett-- New York Sun.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
cor HEM COUNTRYSIDE uP'
cfsrSy Man Also Cot onc,Ceft stau1ps When He Had Paid
 fer Yves.

The man who keeps a watchful eye on the federal government bought five postage stamps The drug store cashier laid them down picture side up. whereupon the customer con founded her with his knowledge C. the government Re unfolded a news paper and pointed 10 headline
 Stamps must be delivered gummy dde up"
 See that?" said be. By laying down stamps the way you did you are loading me up with germs This window sill may be alive with germs. They will stick 10 the gum on the stamps, and shall carry them home and lick then of and maybe be lait ID with a sPell of sickness
 The girl gave the stamps another little push. and he showed them back.
 What do you want me to Co7" she asked.
 Take these stamps back" he said. and lay out five more gummy side up as the government directs"
 She obeyed He folded the slip. still gum side up. and put it in his pocket He went home and wrote letters ill bedtime. and prepared 70 stick on the stamps Then he said: Hang that girl"
 The drug store cashier had given eim one-cent stamps.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
WHEN GRANDPA FOUND THE
 DlSHRAG IN THE STEW

Oh. the family they was all around the Oh. they was a very happy sight to see Oh, the relatives had came those who were able. And everything went suoothly as could be. But suddenly there was an awful ciat. ter, O.. j. ras cad event, ] say to yoG, When Grandpa poked around upon the platter And found the old wire dishrag in the stew.
 Chorus When Grandpa found the dishrag iu the stew. He thought it was dlinty dish so new, And he ate the gol dun thing, Oh the sorrow it did bring, When Grandpa found the dishrag ID the stew. Oh, he was a good old man, the neigh bor say it. He was a perfect gent, and that's no lie, And when he'd owe bill he'd surely pay it Although he sometimes did it with a sigh That wire dishrag somehow was his undOing, He, ate, then he had qniok re- lapse. Twas not the sortEof rag he'd been chewing. And that may be the cause of it, perhaps.
 Chorus When Grandpa found the dishrag ID the stew The neighbGrs passed round slowly him to view, And carried him, with care To the churchyard over there, When Grandpa found the dishrag in the stew.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
ISN'T IT ouEER2

That q woman will spend two hours arranging her hair and then put on d hat that covers it all up so nobody on earth can see it.
 That a man can always find all of his dress suit fixings in time if he IS going to musical comedy, but always has a monkey and parrot time finding anything at all if he is going to a reception.
 That man will call his wife a little dear when his. pocketbook tells him she is much de-rer than a little.
 That most of the articles giving advice to mothers are written by old maids.
 That woman never k,.,,s :, pen that anybody but herself c,r write with.
 C. N Mathcr.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
rYHN N.THE.SPUR E5UF. .N0wENT S%N By ROY K. MOULToN.

row night, East Lynne"
 They say that butter is going to be 60 cents a pound before the winter is over, but that will never affect the Huttel Hiekeyville, as the pound they bought last month will tide them oFef until spring.
 M ss Mary Ann Nudge, of our VII lage, who used to shoot biscuits ID the Huttel iiickeyville. has changed her name to Magic Tobasco, and IS getting s1 500 a week on the vaude vile stage now giving impersonations of Eva Tanguay which look and sound Ike May Irwin.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

~Chanteeler,4 the ai prevailing rage which has followsl thn ennrnsots success iG Paris, HosEsgG 8 flncitH play. has been seized upon by Jos. M. Gaitss, and turned into a musical number which has become a part of Bright Eyes, the new musical play. which " II be seen at the Orpheum.
 In this number the girls of the chorus are dressed as barnyard fowls ranging in size and color from the
 fuzzy little yellow Easter chicks to full grown, demqre hens and naughty roosters The costumes for this mum Der are made of real feathers, and they are as elaborate and costly as anything Of the Kind ever seen on the. stage. In these costumes the chorus does. as chorus to duet, I'll Be
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
THE DIFFUSION OF CHRISTMAS.

The movement of A. Good Fellow deserves. and we believe, will re eeive the cooperation of All Good Fellows in Bisbee. of whom there are many.
 In all the years since Christmas was instituted, it has been festival of mingled joy and sorrow To the rich and the well to do it has been a season of rejoicing. To the poor and helpless 1t has been period of unusual depression. It has made clear CT than anything else we can think of. negotiable distribution of the good things of this world It has been fruitful of dissatisfaction and murmuring.
 And yet.--it is a blessing if rightly used. This is the use A. Good Eel low would make of it. Some foolish and narrow minded persons have pro. posed to abolish it; to abandon the practice of giving Christmas presents to the end that the poor who get nore will be less discontented with their lot On the same theory every good thing in this world might be abol- ished because it is not always prop erly used.
 A Good Fellow has another and ? better notion.-not to abolish Christ. mas presents but to increase and diff fuse them.
 There are scores of men and wo men in Bisbee and in every commun- ity who give away at Christmas time to people who dc not need them more or less costly presents which are o! no use to the recipients. And after having thus wasted these gifts, the donors could afford to buy useful presents for those who do need them
 There are scores of poor children in every community. and also in Bis bee. to whom even small Christ mas gift would be delight, though it may not cost more than the fifteen cent cigar which many Good Tel lows smoke or the drink of whisky which many Good Fellows consume
 There are scores of parents to whom the supplying of their children with the barest necessaries of life is a constant and painful struggle which leaves no olargin for pitiful Christmas luxuries.
 It is the purpose of A. Good Eel low to bring together at Christmas time those who have more than thes need and often. more than is good foi them. and those who have less thar they need. His plan is explained elsewhere in The Review.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
TOO LATE TO FLAUNT
 THE PROTECTION BANNER.

A circular issued by the republican state committee attacks unfairly the democratic candidates and is especial Iy directed at Messrs. Smith and Ash urst who are accused Of being free traders or, as the circular puts it with intensified pleonasm ~iu favor Of free tariff for revenue only"
 We have previously directed atten- ton to the fact that there are m free traders in public life but the woods are full of people who want tariff reform; who are weary Of the principle of protection which pro tects" only the huge fortunes of the manufacturer and producer at the ex- Isense of the consumer.
 Messrs. Smith. Ashurst and Hay den are committed to the overthrow Of mas system.
 The republican circular may do some good in the way of making this fact known though We believe a ma sorIty. of the voters know It already
 The Douglas Dispatch which is not
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
Sheep as Burden Bearers.

In the northern part Of India sheep are Tut 10 a use uHthought of in Euro psan countries The mountain paths among the foothills Of the Himalayas are so prccipitous that the sheep. n.CTe sure footed than larger beasts. are preferred as burden carriers.
 The load for each sheep is from IS ,,unds 10 20 pounds The sheep are lriyen from village 10 village with the wool still growing and iR each town the farmer shears as much wool as he can sell there and loads the sheep with the grain he receives in ex- change After his flock has been Eheared he turns 1t homeward. eacn shecP Gaving on its hack n cmall bog containing the purchased grain.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

Your chantecler' a characteristic barnyard dance that created q sensa- ton during the run of the play In New York, where it was hailed as the one real novelty of the musical comedy season. MT. Gaites was the first theatrical manager in America to take advantage of the Paris craze. and his ChantecIer number was the first ever presented 'iB America It's success il New Yorl, induced other managers to follow his lead. with the result that several other uses of Chantecler have found their way into musical plays that need boistering np. Bright Eyes" IS announced as one Of the largest and most success. tul of last seasons musical plays l.
 enjoyed long runs in New York and
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
Modernized

First Barnstormer-So you played the country towns in Kansas? l sup. pose the yaps got after you with pitch forks and pruning hooks2
 Second BarnstOrmer-NOt muchi They chased us Wifh six-cyiinder au, tOmObiles and Curtis biplanes.-Puck
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
Not Worth Five

Marry mel" said the dgkc.
 @But duke responded the beiress T feel somewhat committed to tue count
 Have no regrets on that score. gave the count a S5 ncte and bought him eff. r-Ballimore American.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

humorous tragic thought This fine modern fellow. beauty had accepted rdtton shoa as married d1ue and curry home the family supplies
  ne can get better paper ink
 
 ne see mat the furnace IS economically make tailor @ tailor to look for bargains in wisely ne the telephone change ' Surely there difference timea t should
  brown
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
MOTHER GOOSE TO DATE

There was man iE our town and he was wonderous wise: week ago he went ssoand with socialistic guys. But now his eyes are opened wide, and Tuesday he will go and vote the Alexander way, because it's right you know
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
THINGS TO TniNk ABOUT

There are about i.563 different ways to tell & toadstool from a mushroom,
 and they are all wrong at times.
 There are 11,S93 vaudeville perform CTS initiating Eddie Foy and S,95f imi.
 tating Eva Tan.
 guay.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
Aeeor~-la to the Aaresment

Look here. said Blithers. angrily. you sold this car to me last week, guaranteeing that lt was odorless, and now 1t smells like benzine trust !"
 That isn't the ear that you smell. said the agent Its the gasoline. !" --Iiarper's Weeky.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
A CHANGE FOR BABY

T understand the baby looks like you
 Yes, SO they say
 We'll, cheer up; ] wouldn't feel too lad about It. Babies always grow pFettier as they get older.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

Ethel Grace asked George whether be would love her any -Sore if hoF hair were some different color
 Edith And wE>t dld George say? Ethel--W Why he merely asked her what other Colors she had
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
CAN'T FOOL PUBLIC

Reno citizens are going to try and boom that town as a health resort but when folks go there we're blam. ed if we don't believe the public will guess why.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
You.h,s con,mereIaI instinct.

Foushs s ConlmercIaI Instinct.
 boy of nine. who had never pre- Viously witnessed collection in church, was deeply interested. and when the bags were finally borne of by clergy and choir in procession, pro claimed in a loud whisper of sympa thetic excitement. Now they're going to share 1t outl"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

that The Review had admitted the election of Sames and Stacy The
 Review stated, recently that well known republicans were expecting 10 save none Of their candidates except those gentlemen. The Review also, some time ago, mentioned the case Of philosopher who thought that the moon was made Of green cheese, but that did not commit this paper to that theory of lunar composition. The Review does not believe that Messrs. Sames, Stacy or any other re publican in Cochise county will he elected. If such sn astounding thing should happen, The Review might be led around to the green cheese or any other extraordinary and unreasonable doctrine
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
''!.'s ThOugt t.t5ar Today lfff5 ls1,as looaERT " A4<okzErzx. \

heard brilliant. ha nG.ume hiSily educlted young woman, the moth CT Of four children who has independant means an can afford plenty Of help in maintaining her happy household, tell in most amusing way, how after hey were first married her husband who knew no thing Of domestic matters bought her brown, strin bag and showed her through the Central Mark et'heTe in Washington, in stfuctng her how she cou Id speAd her f0renoons, selecting poultry, potato es and provisions for the
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

Boston and played very successful ensagements in a few Of tEs other large eastern cities The eomrsny is headed by the well known fun aak. CTS. Cecil Lean and Florence Hol. brook, with chorus of oveF lfty musical comedy artists
 An augmented orchastra will Dc special feature of the engagement here; the company carries a number of their own musieians, whica lcuas a very able support to the loca. or chestra
 4 very elaborate scenic production has been furnished. which requires the services of fnrty-two stage me- chsnics to operate the various ef. fleets.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

1t is stated that in a few years the turkey will be extinct We'll, he will go on representing a mighty good cause, anyway.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
THE SYSTEM

It isn't what you make, my boy,
 But what You save that counts. The folks that scrim and sacrifice
 Have dough in large amounts. We've often heard from wise old
 heads
 This bit of sage advice: The fellow who hangs on Co his
 Will always have the price. If it cost ten a week to live.
 And you are making eight, Hang onto all your surplus. lad,
 And then, as sure as fate I; is very patent fact,
 Ere many decades lapse You'll he a multi-millionaire
 That is to say, perhaps. THE HIckEYvlLLE CLARION
 T. Wellington Hanks has borrowed two sofy pillows from his mother to put in the shoulder of his sweater, and cut six inches oifn the bottom oi his pants. and now all equipped for another successful year at college.
 There may be fellers who know more than the clerk in the cigar store in town of l,S00, but they have new CT come across my range Of vision.
 In this day and age, if is a good plan to get all you can and can all you get.
 Mrs Hank Purdy thought she heard Q burglar in the house the other night. and she was so scared that all of her hair, which was hangin in the clothes press, turned white. A travelin' troupe was through here one night last week and put on an opry called Romeo and Juliet. which was wrote by an autb"r called Shaks peTe, who is practically a new man 90 ! fur as thcatregoers of these parts is concerned. The piece was not very comical in some spots. and there was almost no chorus. We do not believe that Shakspere is up 10 George Nj. Conan, but he may improve. Tomor.
 Copyright. 1911.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

The Dispatch says that odds of ten 10 six are being offered on the fight ing trio. Sporting gentlemen of Bis bee would like to see the color Uf any fighting trio" money, at these ouds, or or e,en terms or with the odds reversed.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

For State Representative Samuel B. Bradner J. NJ. Ball. George D. Craig A G. Curry. James F. Duncan. W. J. Graham Carleton B. KeIton.
 For Judge of Superior Court Fred A. Sutter.
 For Clerk of Superior court ]. E. James.
 For Sheriff Harry c. Wheeler.
 For Recorder Owen E. Murphy.
 For Treasurer Frank Ramsay.
 For School Superintendent II. H. Hotchkiss.
 For county attorney VI. C. Gilmore.
 For Assessor E. A. Hughes. For County Road Superintendent j. J. Benton.
 For Surveyor J. s. McNeish.
 For Supervisors August Hickey { William Riggs. John Rock. Warren District Precinct Ticket.
 For Justice Of Peace. John W. Hogan Bisbee. Samuel l. lnge. Bisbee. | George R. Smith, Lowell Fer Constable. i James l.. Cannon, Bisbee. | John j. McCrea, Bisbee. | r. R. Bailey, Lowell
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

The Douglas Dispatch which is not given to accuracy of statement, says
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

In the opinion of Mir Samuel Com pers, the worst and most unbelieva- ble crime of the McNamaras Gas D. ing to him.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08

Election figures are always inter- esung but they are more instructive after the elections have been held.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-08
reversed

James B McNamara is plainly an unsafe man to be placed in custody of dynamite and doubtless. the San Quentin authorities will give him some other kind of job