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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-09
ACREAGE FOR SALE.
Acres in Benson

Improved 5 acres with Groom cottage
electric lights. well and cistern. has
acre fruit trees, 1 acre various small
ready 10 move into. Owner would, take
cottage In part payment, balance long
terms. Price reduced from $500 TO 5000
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
Some moSGuitos ss,

Yes" said the traveller who had just returned from South Africa. q was one day so annoyed by mosqui- toes that I was compelled to take refuge in an old iron safe which lay discarded on the veldt.
 My first emotions of joy at my happy deliverance were hardly over when the mosquitoes, scenting me began to drive their stingers through the safe. Fortunately, 1 had ham mer in my pocket, and as fast as their stingers same through the iron clinched them, until at length such host of them was fastened down in this way that, when they started to fly away. they carried me and that safe six miles.
 Then, one by one, they died with the eXertion, and I was able to come out with safety. Yes, wonderful things happen in foreign parts. - Ideas,
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
RASH ALL OVER BABY'S BODY
Itched So He Could Not Sleep

"On July 27, 1909, we left Boston for a trip to England and Ireland, taking baby with us. After being in Ireland a few days nasty rash came out all over his body. We took him to a doc tor who gave us medicine for him. The trouble started in the form of a rash and was all over baby's body, head and face, at different times. It irritated, and he would scratch it with all his might. The consequence was 1t developed into sores, and we were afraid it would leave nasty scars on his face.
 "When we reached England we took baby to another doctor, who said his condition was due to change of food and climate, and gave more medicine. The rash got no better, and it used to itch and burn at night so bad that the child could not sleep. He was con- pletely covered with it at different times. It was at this time that my mother advised us to try Cuticura Soap and Ointment. After using Cuti- cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for about nine months the places disap- peared. There are not any scars, or other kind of disfgurement, and baby is completely cured by the Cuticura Soap and Ointment. We have no fur ther trouble with baby's skin. Noth- ing stopped the itching, and allowed baby to sleep but Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment" (Signed) Mrs. Margaret Gum, 29 Burrell St., Rox- bury, Mass, March 12, 1911.
 Although Cuticura Soap and Oint- ment are sold everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to Cuti- cura," Dept. IA K, Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
MUNYON BREACHES
 HOPE PHILOSOPHY
New Association Gaining Many
 Members.
FAITHS CURATIVE POWER
NOTED HEALTH EXPERT GIVES REASON FOR BIG
 SUCCESS IN MEDICINE

Tremendous success has attended the organization of the new Munyon Hope Cult" Professor Munyon claims that he has secured more converts than he even anticipated, and says that his Hope Cult'' is growing in leaps and bounds. It Is said that the total membership of the is now we'll over the half million mark
 In a statement for publication Prof. Munyon said:
 q want to talk to every sick, ailing and Respondent person in this city. I want 10 preach my new creed to them. I want to tell them about my new philoso- phy of health, which is the fruit of a lifetime of study and experience in deal ing with sick folk.
 "1 want to. expound the Great Truth that I have learned that there Is more curative power in an ounce of Hope than in pounds of Dope. That sick people should not take medicine except as a tive power of Hope may be made effec- tive. Medicines are necessary in the present state of the worlds progress be- cause they give patient physical sup with which to brace up the will power. One knows. from the action of the proper ter by this inspired hope, and faith, which complete the cure.
 'I think that probably a million per sons at least in the United States have declared themselves cured by my medi- cines, and I know that these people have had the best remedies medical science i,. had to offer I have always contended my followers should have the best but verify believe that more than one-half of those who have been lifted to health through taking my medicines, have been really. cured by the knowledge that they had the utmost in medical lore at their command, and the Hope this inspired.
 CT am not in any sense a practicing physician. employ at my laboratories Tn Philadelphia a large staff of expert physicians and chemists, and I have many other physicians in various cities of the United States detailed to give free advice to the sick and afflicted My headquarters are at Munyons Labora- tories. 53d and Jefferson Sts.. Phila., Pa., and have there a staff of duly register ed physicians and consulting experts, and to all who desire it I offer the best of medical advice absolutely free of charge"
 Write today, addressing Prof. J. M. Munyon personally and your letter will have a special care.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
SEEMS EASIER TO REMEMBER
Remarks of Writer In Cleveland Plain Dealer Appear to Contain
 Much Sense.

There is a new science called mne monies, which is trying to get itself introduced into our public schools. We have no knock on this science-only il seems to us to be roundabout way of arriving at facts that you ought to remember right off the hat. It ap pears to work something in this man ner:
 When was Lincoln born?" asks the teacher.
 1T f-f-forget," whines the pupil.
 Naturally you do. Go at it right. How many Muses are there in mythol- ogy?"
 "Nine."
 Right. Now double that number. !" "Twice-nine's-eighteen."
 Right again. Multiply it by 100." "1S00."
 Good. Add the number of Muses to that"
 "1S09."
 Aha! That's when Lincoln was born. Why don't you learn the scien- tific way of getting at these things?" AS we said in the first place, it's a noble science. but we'd rather remem- Der dates.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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1 can't find words to express my thanks for the good your medicine has done me. You maypublish this if you wish" Mrs. HERMAN SETH, Por(hd, Wis.
 The success of Lydia E. Nnkham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, is unparalleled. It may be used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacements, infam- nation, alteration. fibroid tumors, ir- regularities, periodic pains, backache, bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi- gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra- tion.
 For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been, the standard remedy for female ills,tand suffering women owe it to themselves to at least give this medicine trial. Proof is abundant that it has cured thousands of others, and why should it not cure you?
 If you want special advice write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for it. It is free and always helpful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
WANTED TO BE AN AVIATOR
Missouri Girl Evidently Very Much In Earnest in Her Desire to Nav
 lgate the Ar.

MT. Claude Grahame- White, the fa- nous English aviator, is constantly besought by young women to teach them to become aviators. Many make application by letter. One of these letters reached him the other day from a point in Missouri Cleared of Its errors in grammar, spelling and capitalization, 1t read something like this:
 "Oh, MT. Grahame-White, teach me to be a 'planer' I saw one Of them at Kansas City and I think it is just heavenly. I would like to run a Wright monoplane or a Bleriot bi- plane, but if you have better flyer l would try that. I think 1 would look cute running baby flyer. Pa says he wouldn't mind my having baby one. Couldn't you bring one out here for week or so and show me how to run 1t? I assure you good time"
 MT. Grahame-White was compelled to decline the young woman's kind in- vitation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
CIrcumstantiaI Evidence.

A Scotchman and his wife were vis- iting in a wild, beautiful part of the country. While driving one day with their host, the two men sitting to- gether in the front seat while the lady sat behind. they crossed high bridge which spanned a roaring torrent. An unusually loud splash caught the gen tlemen's attention for moment, but nothing was said. After several miles the gentleman turned to address a remark to his wife, but her seat was empty.
 Aye" he remarked to his host, "that will be yon splash we heard" ."- Housekeeper.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
MEETZE LADY
 MEETS SUCCESS
In Curing Herself of Serious Fe- male Ailments, by the Use
 of Cardui.

Meetze, Va.-~Mrs. J. c. Green, in a letter from this city, says: T suf- fered with womanly troubles, so that I could hardly sit up. Two of the best doctors in our town treated me, and l tried different medicines, until I gave up all hope of ever getting we'll.
 One day, I decided to try some Car dui. It did me so much good that I ordered some more, and 1t cured me-! Today, feel as well as I ever did in my life.
 The pains and the trouble are all gone. I feel like another person, in every way. I wish every sufferer could know what Cardui will do, for sick women."
 Thousands of ladies have written, like Mrs. Green, telling of their really remarkable recovery, from various forms of weakness and distress. Car dui brought relief, after other rem edies had failed to help.
 Isn't it likely that you will be helped by Cardui this remedy that has been in constant successful use for more than half a century? It's record, of years of success, in relieving troubles such as your own, is proof that 1t will help you, too. Try it.
 Get bottle, from your druggist, to- day.
 N. B.-Write to; Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chattanooga Medicine Co.,, Chat tanooga, Tenn, for Special Instruc- tions, and 84-page book, "HoSle Treat ment for WOmen," sent in plain wrap per, on request.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
4 Metaphor Resented.

Did I understand you to say, sir, '' said Colonel Stilwell, that you re- garded that orators remarks as moon shine?"
 That's what I said," replied the critical person.
 Well, sir, I do not wish to seem captious, but when it comes to con- pairing that line of talk with noun tain product for whose vigorous qual- ities have a large degree of respect, I must say your efforts to be compli- 4nentary, sir, go entirely too far"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

The editors of Heath Hints" and "Questions and Answers have one ques- tion that is put to them more often than any other, and which. strangely enough, they find the most difficult to answer. That is Flow can cure my constipa- tion?"
 Dr. Caldwell, an eminent specialist in has looked the whole field over, has prac- tised the speciality for forty years and is convinced that the ingredients contained in what is called Dr. CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsn, has the best claim to attention from constipated people.
 Its success in the cure of stubborn con- situation has done much to dsplace the
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use of salts, waters, strong cathartics and such things. Syrup Pepsin, by train ing the stomach and bowel muscles to again do their work naturally. and with nerves, ne % brings tS about T fasting sai cure. ire. Among it's strongest supporters are MT. John Graveline of 9S Milwaukee Ave, Detroit, Mich, MT. J. A. Vernon of Okla homa City and thousands of others. It can be obtained of any druggist at fifty cents and one dollar a bottle, or if you want to try it first a free sample bottle can be obtained by writing the doctor.
 For the free sample address Dr. w. B. Caldwell, POI Caldwell building, Montt. cello, Ill.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
ESSENTIALS TO FARMING.

The late John W. Gates was born on a farm near Chicago. He thought little of the financial possibilities of farm er's career. Hence, to Philadelphia reporter he once said:
 q used to know farmer who took his son-in-law from the city into part nership.
 "'Well, Peleg,' I said to the old man one day, what kind of farmer does the boy make? 4'Oh, grand said the old man,
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
The Crushinu Proof.

Here, Willie, you come right away from that bad boy!"
 "He aint bad boy, mamma He's a nice boy. He gave me half his orange an big bite of his candy
 Mercy, the child is Socialist! Come away from him this instant!"- Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
The Climatic Autocra+

"What I should like" said the self indulgent person, would be to have wealth enough to permit me to live in a cool place in summer, and regu- late the temperature according to my own fancy in winter"
 ''You don't need wealth. What you want is the job of janitor."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
Lauahinu Down a Winner.

"The bluff, cheery optimism of Sen ator Frye" said a Lewiston divine, "could not brook whiner Once at a dinner here in Lewiston a winner seated opposite Senator Frye said dolefully:
 "I have only one friend on earth my dog
 "'Why don't you get another dog? said Senator Frye"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
TrY 1t.

Mary" said a mother to her quick tempered little girl, you must not get mad and say things. You should always give a soft answer"
 When her little brother provoked her an hour afterward, Mary clenched her little fist and sad, "Mush!"-The Watchward
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

George is a great help. don't know how I'd get along without him.
 "Why,' said I, George has got no practical knowledge of farming!
 "'No,' the old fellow admitted. No, it's true that George knows nothing of planting or fertilizing, but on call loans, mortgages and promissory notes he's a caution. '"-Washington Star.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

The Parson-Rastus, eff de Lord on Jedgment day should say to yo, What yo' done do wifi all dose chickens yo' stole?" What would yo' say?
 Rastus-Parson, might say dat nah wife done cooked 'em, but yo' know a man ain't compelled to testify agin' his wife.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
DOCTORS FAILED. TO
 HELP HER
Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Pound, Wis. -"I am glad to an- nounce that I have been cured of dys-

peps1a and female troubles b y your m e dicine. I had been troubled with both for fourteen years and consulted different doctor s, but failed to get any relief. After using Lydia B. Pinkham's V ge ta ble Con- pound and Blood Purifier I can say |
 1I
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
Too Much for Bill.

'I dunno how Bills a-goin' to vote in this election" said the campaign worker. I've hearn tell he's on the fence"
 He wuz thar" replied the neighbor, "but one O the canderdates let fall a dollar on the off side of the fence, and Bill got dizzy an fell over."- Christian Register.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
His Blasted Life.

You refused me ten years ago."
 T remember" said the heiress. You said it would wreck your life." Tt did I have had to work for . living ever since"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

It is still about as easy to find a man who will sell his birthright for mess of pottage as it was in the time of Esau.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

Why is it that so many people suffer with Lame Back? Hamlns Wizard Oil will cure it and for Aches, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts, Burns, etc., there is noth- ing better.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

should say sincerity, a deep, great genuine sincerity, is the first charac teristic of all men in any way heroic Carlyle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

The cocoanut is not only valuable as source of food and drink in tropical countries, but it is also the best of all trees for shade.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

Men have more temptations than women because they know where to look for them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
Early Standards of Mendacity.

Eve meditated.
 T think that story Adam told me Is lie out of the whole leaf," she an- nounced
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

Let me fail in trying to do some thing rather than sit still and do noth- ing-Cyrus Hamlin.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress happy, makes clothes winter than snow All good grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

A peck of trouble looks like a bush eI to the man who is up against it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
 teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma- ton. allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

Hawaii is pouring out money like wa. ter in support of her public schools.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

A man who needs the money has no time to meddle in other peoples af fairs
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

If you are unable to keep your trou- bles to yourself they will expand.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes, use Red Cross Ball Blue. At all gooS grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
lnanoYfanr 4o Mnfhera

Examine careful, every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
BEAuTgFUL POST CARDS FREE

Send Pc stamp for five samples of my very choic est Gold Embossed Birthday, Flower and Motto
 Post Cards; beautiful eolors and loveliest designs
 Art Post Card Club 7S1 Jackson St.. Topeka, Kansas
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

The Lover-Den you say dat my suit Is in vain?
 The Lass-Not exactly, but I did say if you little, bow-legged, pie-faced nut didn't quit follerin' me around I'd bounce a brick on yer forehead!
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
Distance.

Distance. Knicker-In the suburbs you live five miles from a lemon. Bocked-And from a peach.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM , Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELEsS CHILL TONIC. To nov what you ta.ling The )rmrlo is plainl. printed e.ery bottle, showi it is simply ouninc and Iron in tasteless form, and the most effectual form. For grown people and children. 50 cents
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

A Paraphrase. You take close notice of the places to which people are invited" "Yes," replied Mrs. Cumrox; ''in our circle invitations are the sincerest f1attery."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

w. N. U., Little Rock, No. 41-1911.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-10-13

If ssfs sa''ssa syss Tlts dss Thompson's Eye Water
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-06-25
CHICAGO MEN
 IN THE SCANDAL Lorimer Investigating Com mittee Furnished Addi-
 tional Names
A DUAL CHARACTER
kOhlsaat Says Senator Has Played Both Republican and Demo-
 cratic Side of the Game.
International News Special

Washington, June 24.-Sensational disclosures of names of prominent Chicago men discussed by Edward Hines and Sam Funk, as identified with the Lorimer corruption fund, were named today by Herman H. Kohlsaat, publisher of the Chicago Record-Herald, to the Lorimer Investi- gating Committe. The men are:
 Roger Sullivan, democratic national committeeman from Illinois and dem- ocratic leader of the state, person. al friend of William Lorimer; Edward Tilden, president of the National Packing Company; E. $. Conway, president of the W. W. Kimball Com psny, and the Weyerhausers. foremost in the Lumber Trust.
 q have had no personal quarrel with Horimer,f said MT. iKohlsaat. But he is dual character. On the private side, as to his home life, there is much I can admire. But on the public side he represents what I may call Lorimerism-a cohesion and CO., operation of Republicans and Demo- crats for spells and private profits. He first appeared in politics as a candi- date for constable on Democratic ticket. Next he was in a Republican, convention and when Mayor Roche, a Republican, was elected, MT. Lorimer became an employe in the city water department.
 "Later he ran for Congress. His affiliations have always been with people in both parties; he has often been elected by votes of Democrats as we'll as Republicans"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-06-25
JEFF AND JACK
 MET IN LONDON Black Champion and De- feated Californian Run
 Into Each Other SCENE IS AVOIDED
Jeffries Finishes Meal and Walks Out With His Ladies-Diners
 Looked For Mix-Up.

International News Special
 London, June 24.-Jim Jeffries and Jack Johnson met accidentally in the TIocadero Restaurant last night The meeting of the former ring men creat- ed sensation among the diners who seemed for moment to fear a re- newal of the Reno hostilities.
 Jefferies who had jujst arrived in London was dining with his wife and several friends when Johnson entered. The fighters saw each other, but Jef- fries glared stonily in the other dir ection and refused to recognize John son. The noise in the gay restaurant immediately ceased. Johnson, how ever, avoided a scene. With his wife scintillating with diamonds, he passed Jeffries and took table at the furth- CT end of the room. Jeffries appear ed uncomfortable and hastily finished his meal and departed
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-06-25
E. Willard, Organizer for New Lodge, Arrested on a
 Forgery Charge.
DENIES THE CHARGE
Claims That Check Was Given Him By AnOther-COnductOr Makes
 Charge.

E. Willard, deputy organizer for the Loyal Order of Moose, which re- gently established a lodge in this city with large membership, was arrest ed last night by Chief of Police Evan Parnell and City Detective W. A. Branson, on a forgery charge. He was later transferred to Magistrate J. A. Fraziers court and was committed to the county jail to await prelm- $500 and although Deputy Sheriff R. H. Williams remained with the prison- CT several hours last night in an ef- fort to get signers to the document he was placed behind bars.
 Willard's arrest was asked for by H. G. Hawks, a we'll known conductor on the Cotton Belt road who charged that his name was used on a check without his authority. The check was drawn for s345O and the officers say it was cashed at the office of the
 
 Pacific Express Company by Willard, after the latter had presented it at the Bank of Pine Bluff for payment and was told that MT Hawk had no account at that institution.
 Willard has been i'll the city for sev- era1 years, living at the New Or pheo Hotel He told the officers last night that the check was given to him by Charles Bayles, another deputy or- ganizer for the Moose, but he said he did not know where Bayles was at this time. He denies cashing the check at the Express Company's of fee. Willard is about thirty years old.