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Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-04

Write or telephone W. J. Phillips,
Agent. New London Conn, for state
rooms and information Jy31d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-04
WANTE ED.

STENOGRAPHER of experience
wanted Immediately. Apply at Ossa
wan Mills. seD4d
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11

Rozell's Minstrels are the attrac-
ton at the Murray this week and are
making quite a hit with the Richmond
theater goers. Nearly every one likes
a minstrel especially If they have
plenty of good singing, and this one
with the University Four furnish plen-
ty of it. -
The Arst part shows a scene on deck
of the battleship New York. Plenty of
good singing and clean comedy is in
troduced in this part. The olio is COM
posed of the University Four who are
all good singers and have a choice Sc
lection of songs. The Four Harmony
Kings follow, playing string instru-
ments. brass and saxaphones are one
OF the big hits of the show. The Wal
do Bros. in a Roman ring act are also
scoring decided hit. Special scenery
and beautiful electrical effects are an.
other feature of this attraction. Watch
for the parade and hear the band con-
cert in front of the theater before each
performance.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
Particularly the Ladies,

Not only pleasant and refreshing to
the taste. but gently cleansing and sweet
ching to the system. Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir Of SIENNA Is particularly adapted
to ladies and children. and beneficial m
all cases m which wholesome. strength
enns and effective laxative should be
used. 1t IS perfectly safe at al times and
dispels colds. headaches and the pain.
caused by indigestion and constipation %
promptly and effectively that i IS the one
perfect family laxative which gives .ais-
faction to al and Is recommended by
millions Of families who have used Il and
who have personal knowledge Of it, ex-
cellence.
1t. wonderful popularity. however. ha,
led un.crupulou. dealers to offer imita-
hons which act unsatisfactory. There
fore. when buying. to get It's beneficial
effects. always note the full name Of the
Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed On the front Of every
package Of the genuine Syrup Of Fig,
and Elixir Of SIENNA.
For sale by al leading druggists. Pnce
so cents per bottle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
Rundown Conditions
Their Cause and Effect.

Rundown conditions are caused by
a lack of iron in the blood and NAL
assimilation of food. II you are one
of the unfortunates who have drifted
into this state. change your diet, eat
foods that are rich in mineral elements
of nutrition. and take Vinol, our deli.
cious cod liver and iron tonic with
out DILL, which supplies iron to the
blood in the most easily assimilated
form.
A case is reported from Nation
Ill.-Mrs. o. NJ. Watrous. was in very
poor health for years. She was weak
all rundown, no appetite, and onl,
weighed ninety-seven pounds. She
had doctored for long time without
benefit. Vinol was recommended. She
tried it, and in less than a year she
was in perfect health and weighed 12i
lbs.
Vinol creates an appetite, reestab
fishes perfect digestion and makes
good. pure blood. In this natural man
ner it builds up the rundown, veal
and debiliated. and replaces weakness:
with strength.
Try a bottle of Vinol with the un
Outstanding that your money will b,
returned If it does not help you. Lex
H. Fihe, Druggist, Richmond, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
Stomach Prescription
Ask About Mi-O-na-it Gives
Relief in Five Minutes.

Leo H. Fihe will tell you that he
guarantees MONA to relieve prompt
ly and cure permanently all diseases
Of the stomach and indigestion. or
money back.
Have you gas on stomach?
One or two MONA stomach tab
let's and the misery Is ended.
Are you bilious. dizzy or nervous?
MONA stomach tablets will put
you right in day; give relief in 10
minutes.
Now. dear reader. don't go on suf'
fering with stomach trouble. Be fair
to yourself: throw aside prejudice and
try MONA. II is great doctor g
prescription. No doctor ever wrote a
better one
And money back IL you don't say
MONA Is worth it's weight in gold
Sold by Leo H. Fine and leading drug
gists everywhere. so cents large
box.
Mrs Mary Hutchinson says: Pains
and distress in my stomach and a gen
eral stomach complaint WAS entirely
cured for me by the use of two boxes
OF Mona stomach tablets.'-50s
Pearl St.. Ypsilanti. Mich. Write
Booths Mona, Buffalo, N. Y, fol
free trial sample.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
PROMOTED THE COOK.
An Error Made Him q Professor o
History In Russia.

An Error Made Him q Professor Of
History In Russia.
Some years ago the minister Of edu-
cation in st. Petersburg was appealed
to by telegraph for a cook, to be hur-
ried to Moscow. The operator got his
dashcs and dots mixed. but by next
train q man arrived and was ceremoni-
ously conducted to the university.
where he was introduced to the assem-
bled faculty and students as the new
professor in history.
The unhappy fellow protested that,
while he might be a professor Of pots
and pans. he knew nothing about his.
tory. But in Russian Official life 1t is
harder far to correct an error than to
make one. so for several years the cook
has held his professorship. though nc
one attends his lectures.
Another laughable story comes from
the Suwalky school for boys. A door.
keeper there who could scarcely read
or write had grown SO untidy and
slow that he was no longer useful. bu,
as the headmaster did not want to set
him adrift he promoted him to a teach
er's post and had him transferred to q
distant school. He. too. will be pro-
lessor some day.-Moscow Letter In
New York World.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11

Ivan Caryll. the English composer. is
at present working on an operetta. en-
titled sweet Pansy," which is to be
produced next season by Klaw & Err
LANCER.
"The Quaker Girl" of George Ed
wardes' recent London successes, may
be seen in the United States under
the management of Frank Mckee the
coming season.
Marie Tempest is to change the
name of her new play from "The Bill
Toppers" to THE Star Turn" which
means the same thing and pleases the
London philologists better.
Charlotte Walker is to appear as a
stock star in Minneapolis, and will
during this engagement probably be
seen in a dramatization of John Fox s
novel, 1.-THE Trail of the Lonesome
Pine" p.
Charles Dillingham; will produce
next season, a play by Eugene Walter
called THE Assassin" said to be has.
ed upon the murder of the New York
Italian detective, Petrosino, some time
ago in Italy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
Al Local TheQters
A Southern Romance.

IA Southern Romance" drama
which, as it's title implies, tells q
story of the sunny southland will be
the offering of the MacLean Stock
company at the Gennett tonight. This
play is credited with being the finest
bit of dramatic writing ever produced
by an American playwright, and it
invariably scored an emphatic hit
wherever it is presented. In the lead
ing part of "Carey Preston" Miss
Bryant has a hole which suits her ad-
mirably and in which she is said to be
irresistably charming. Scenically the
piece is very beautiful. The action
occurs during the season of the mag
nolia blooms and these flowers are
used very largely in the settings. In
one scene alone over a thousand mag
nolia blossoms are used and to heigh-
ten the effect, perfume is sprayed
over them and the odor is then dis
tributed through the entire house by
means of several concealed electric
fans.
Tomorrow afternoon the fine H. v.
Esmond comedy. when We Were
Twenty-one," which was SO we'll pre-
scented last night. will be repeated,
and in the evening the laughable farce
comedy, why Smith Left Home" will
be the offering.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11

the foreign representatives at Buck
ingham Palace and in the evening the
State banquet will be held. On June
2lst their Majesties will receive the
Colonial Premiers and other repre-
sentatives, and this vent will be fol-
lowed by a dinner given by the Duke
OF Connaught.
June 22nd, will be taken up with the
actual Coronation ceremony at West
Minister Abbey, after which the royal
family will dine alone. On the day
following there will be public process.
sion headed by their Majesties through
South London. On the cath the royal
pair will proceed to Spithead, where
they will hold naval review, probab-
ly spending the week end on the royal
yacht. On the 26th and Goth. respec.
lively, King George and Queen Mary
will attend a good performance at the
theater and special services at St
Paurs CATHEDRAL. afterwards lunching
at the Guildhall
July S-12th. the royal couple will
journey to Ireland and on the 18th viii
attend the ceremonies attendant up
on the investiture of their son, the
Prince Of Wales, at Carnarvon Castle
terminating the long list of royal &C
tivities with the dedication of Univer
sity college, July 14th and the laying
of the corner stone of the Welsh Ma
tional Library at Aberstwyh, on July
18th.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
ANNOUNCE DEFENSE
OF DAM DEFENDER
american News Service

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Hayward. Wis. May 11.-John Deit1
the Cameron Dam outlaw hero. who
with his wife and son. Leslie. are on
trial here for the murder of Deputy
Sheriff Oscar Harp, centered his de
Tense on admissions made by Capt.
Robert Kane of Milwaukee, gun ex-
pert, who was in the witness stand
for the state. Dietz is his own lawyer
The outlaw forced Kane to admit
that he could see no distinguishing
marks on the bullet which killed Harp
which would idetify it with Dietz's gun
and that bullets do strange things
inside a mans body"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
FRECKLES GONE
"simple Remedy from Leo II. Fine Re-

"Simple Remedy from Leo n. Fine Re-
moved Them" Says Society Lady
THE best skin specialists told me
that nothing would remove my freck-
les and that | would carry them to the
grave" said a well known society wo-
man, but fooled them all with new
drug. othine-double strength. that /
bought at Leo II. Fines which cleared
my skin and gave me a fine complex
ion"
The action of othine is really remar-
kable, for when applied at night
many of the freckles disappear entire
ly by morning. and the rest have be-
gun to fade. An ounce is usually all
that is needed, even in the worst cas-.
es
Be sure to ask Leo H. Fihe for the
double strength othine, as this is sold
under a guarantee of money back II
it fails to remove the freckles.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11

within. say a days journey OF the met
ropolis.
The Festival of Empire, with which
England's King and Queen will greet
visitors in a great "at home" will be
held at the Crystal Palace, a vast
structure which has been deliberately
decorated at a cost of over million
dollars. This celebration will be what
the name implies-an exposition show
ing the progress of the British Empire
from earliest historic times till the
present day. Among the many fea'
lures of this interesting exhibit will be
the first Imperial concert which will
perform twice day during the whole
course OF the show, entertaining. 1t is
estimated. between twelve and fifteen
thousand people daily. These con-
certs will be preceded and followed
by pageants in which every phase OF
teeming British life will be shown,
from dustmen and diapers to Dukes
and Duchesses, thus exploiting what is
confidently expected to be the greatest
social organization ever held in Eng
land.
A Victoria Memorial.
On May 10th, the Queen Victoria
Memorial, a vast structure which over.
tops the Mall and has been years in
building, will be unveiled. Among the
guests will be the German Emperor
The following day gala performance
will be given at Drury Lane In his
honor and he will then be escorted to
the royal palace where further enter
tainments will follow.
On May 22nd, the Imperial Confer.
ence opens. This meeting will dis
cuss every point of British interest
from coast defenses to the design oil
postage stamps. May Gath will be
given over to a celebration of Empire
Day. and on May 9th, the Kings
birthday will be celebrated. On June
18th a great reception will be tender
ed the foreign delegates. who are te
represent their governments at the Cor
onation in June 22nd.
Two days later on June 10th, the &C
tual Coronation festivities, SO far al
the royal court are concerned. will
begin with great reception and bal
In Buckingham Palace ending on the
last day of the month when the court
will go to Windsor. On June 2Otl
their Majesties will again entertain
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
AN OLD SAYING.
NN OIO SAYING.
Showing How Cause and Effect Are
Never Far Removes,

Showing How Cause and Effect Are
Never Far Removed.
It is an old saying Where there's
honey there's bees"-not less true is
one which science has coined more
recently, Where there's Dandruf1
there's germs"-and-to push the in
ference still further we may truly say
Where there's Dandruff cured New.
bros Herpicide has been at work.
The reason of Herpicide's isolation
as a genuine cure for Dandruff lies in
the fact that it attacks and destroys
the root of the whole trouble-a para
site germ which feeds upon the ma
terial which nourishes the hair folli
Gle
Other so-called remedies are not di
rected at this true cause of the dis
ease.
Accept no substitute. there is none
Sold by leading druggists. Sent 10,
in stamps for sample to The Herpi
eide Co.. Detroit. Mich.
One dollar bottles guaranteed. 4
G. Luken and Co., Special Agents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
1icklina tho Qahtafa.

John Barrett was only twenty-seven
years old when President Cleveland
appointed him minister to Siam. The
frst important task which confronted
the youthful envoy was to press a
claim against the Siamese government.
for 100000. Experienced ambassa-
doris warned him against using threats
in obtaining the money. BE cunning:
avoid arrogance" they said.
"That is" responded Mr.. Barrett,
you favor tickling with q straw to
pricking with q bayonet."
The statesmen nodded assent.
When the young minister had finally
succeeded In collecting the claim the
ambassadors asked in establishment
"How did you accomplish it,"
by tickling" explained Barrett. ~
had to tickle them almost to death
though. before they agreed to pay it."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
ENGLISH FESTIVAL
OPENS THIS week
Festival of the Empire Is the
First Of the Coronation
Ceremonies.
american News service)


London. May 10.-With but four
days intervening between an expect
ant British public and the first Of a
long line Of royal entertainments and
celebrations beginning with the Festi-
val Of Empir on May IL. including the
Coronation on the 22nd OF June, and
closing with King Georges presence
at the laying of the corner stone Of
the Welsh National Library at Aberst-
wyh, July Is, all England is busy don.
ming the gala attire with which 1t will
greet the hundreds of thousands Of
spectators, among whom will be num-
bered the crowned heads of Europe,
their retinues. and delegations from
every nation OF the world, besides
throngs OF wealthy sightseers. who are
even now fiocking into London by
every boat and train.
Judging by the elaborate prepare
lions and the earnest assurances of
those In charge OF the festivities. the
coming pageants will eclipse anything
attempted In modern times and vie
with the festivals OF the ancients in
splendor. cost and attendance. For
months and months thousands of Brit
ish subjects have been at work pre-
pairing for the great events at the ex.
penditure of many millions of dollars.
London Is to be decorated as 1t never
was before. There are to be parades.
receptions at the royal court, horse
shows. friendly contests between the
military Of visiting nations, entertain.
ments by the elite of England, and
decorations that will astound the visi.
tors by their lavish magnificence.
Only Few A. Ceremony.
Despite the fact that the Corona.
ton is to be the piece de resistance in
this long list OF events-there are
very, very few who will witness the &C.
tual ceremony. This no doubt will
prove keen disappointment to many
who have been led to understand. that
the actual ceremony OF browning the
King and Queen will be open to al
who have the price. Such Is not the
case-the Coronation proper. will take
place within the sacred precincts OF
Westminster Abbey, with only mem
bers of the royal family of England
and invited guests from among the
crowned heads Of Europe as specta.
tors. A seat within the great cathed
raj cannot be bought for love of mo-
ney.
The plebian visitor need not be dis.
appointed. however, for he will have
many opportunities to crafty his curl.
osity relative to this country's new
sovereigns. Five times during May
and June their Majesties will drive
through the streets of London that all
who have money for the extortionate
charges demanded for seats of vantage
may see. and praise Of criticize, as
their fancy dictates. That these same
high priced window seats will be fill
ed largely Ivy itinerant Americans Ii
foregone conclusion, for already one
can scarcely walk block without see
ing dozens of faces and figures WEI:
known on the other side OF the pond
In fact SO great has been the influx oil
curious Americans that one prominent
British newspaper confidentially as
Sss,s that there will be more sight
seers from the United States, than ma
tive English visitors from the towns
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
Quaint Remedies.

Among the members Of the Greek
church in Macedonia the following
recipes are regarded rs highly useful:
To pac!fy ones enemies write the
psalm known In Judea." dissolve II
In water and give your enemy to drink
thereof. and he will be pacifed. For q
startled and frightened man take three
dry chestnuts and SOW thistle and
three glasses Of old wine and let him
drink thereof early and late. Write
also "In the beginning was the word
and let him carry it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
AUCTION SALE.

Large lots on South 10th Street be-
tween l and J.
4-large lots on South 18th Street be
tween I and j.
five room dwelling house, No. 617
South 9th Street. In good repair
rents for $1,000 per month. Sale
Friday, May 18th on the premises
at two p. NJ Easy terms of pay
ment.
William H. Kelley, Executor.
10-2t -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
"eOYs WILL BE BOYS"

Now, I'll get lickin'," said lit
tie fellow the other day. Just look at
the dirt l got on my waist" Gee!
exclaimed his companion. my mother
wouldn't lick me- for that. She says
it makes boys mean to lick 'em fol
every little thing, and she don't mind
washin' bit when she uses Hewitt's
Easy Task soap. 1t does half the
work itself and makes things awful
clean"
At all grocers-five cents q cake.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
PLAYS AND PLA YERS

Valerie Bergere will have six
sketches out next season.
Albert Chevalier wants to try anoth-
er starring tour in this country.
Eleanor Kent is appearing in a one
act operetta called Love Wit Aero
plane"
Pauline Perry has become the lead
ing lady of a stock company in New
Haven, Conn.
Marie wainwright, who has been play
ing with William Gillette, is to return
to vaudeville.
Mildred Holland will go into vaude-
vile with a condensed version Of The
Power Behind the Throne"
THE Life Guardsmen" is to be pro-
duced in London by Charles Frohman
and George Edwardes next season.
King Alfonso of Spain has offered a
prize of $1,000 to be competed for by
all the orchestras of the kingdom
The Russian dancers Pavlowa and
Mordkin have recently had a quarrel
in London and will not dance together.
May Robson will make another trip
to the Pacific coast and may not have
any vacation at all this summer
Margaret Townsend is adapting a
play from Frederick Townsend Mar
tins book, THE Passing of the Idle
Rich"
Cecil De Mile has recently written
a play entitled The Stampede" in
which Lillian Buckingham will appear
next season.
H. Beerbohm Tree is out with the
announcement that he will confine
himself strictly to Shakespearean
plays in the future.
Madame Butterfly" has been sue
cessfully launched as a vaudeville
sketch by Evelyn Willard at the Pal
ace theater, London. recently.
Henrietta Crosman recently has pro-
duced play entitled The Peacock
and the Goose" which will be her
principal play during next season.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11
CHILDREN WHO ARE SlcklY

Mothers who value their own comfort ana the
welfare Of their children, should never be without
for use throughout the season. They Break Colds,
Relieve Feverishnees, Constipation, TeethinR Dis
orders. Headache and Stomach Tronbies: Qesd ~
FAIL. Sold By all Drug Stores, CSC. Don't accept
anv snbsfitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address,
Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy. N. 7.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11

Black Duck, Minn.-Mrs. Anna Anderson.
Box 10.
weslsyviiIe, ra;.M... Maggie Ester; RED.
Camden. S.J.-Mrs. Ella Johnston. sssLibsrsy
Chicago, nl.-Mrs. VIM. Tully. asa Ogden
Avenue.
Painful Periods.
Caledonia, wis.-Mrs. FIJI. Schattnsr, R.R. ~
Adrian. Mo..Mrs. C. b. Mason, R.R. No. T.
n. Oxford, Mass..Miss Amelia Duso. Box ~.
Negaunee, Mich. - Mrs. MarySedlock Box 1913.
Atwater, Ohio.-NIiss Minnie Muelhsupt.
PraisieduC CHEN, wis.-Mrs. Julia Konicheck.
Irregularity.
Buffalo. N;Y.-Mrs. Clara Darbrake. i7Maris-
s. Sss: f Ma, 1s. sl.ysI No
GRANVILLE, lll.-Mrs. Jessie Schaar, Box e.
Hudson, 6hio.-Mrs. Geo. ssricklei. h. No. =
Ovarian rroabls.
Murrayvills. nl.-Mrs. Chas. Moore. n. r. 81
Philadslphia, Pa.-Mrs Chas. Bosll, 2sl9 n.
Minneapolis, Minn.-Mrs. John q. xo,dan.
Hudson. Ohio = Mrs Lena carmocino, R.F.D.7.
westwood. Md.-Mrs. John F. Richards.
Benjamin, Mo.-Mrs. Julia Frantx. RID. I.
Female weakneos.
W.Terre Hauts. Ind. Mrs. Artie Z. Hamilton.
Elmo. Mo..Mrs. A. c. DAvault.
Lawrence. Iowa. Mrs. j ulia A. Snow, n. No. e.
Utica. Ohio. Mrs Mary Earlwiue, Il. r. ID. ;.
Bellevue. Ohio. -Mrs. Charley Chapman, R.F.
ID. Not.
Elsin, Il..Mrs. Henry Leiseberg. rs Adams
81.
schseferstown. Pa.-Mrs. Cyrus Hstrich.
Cresson, PA..Mre. Ella T. Aikey
Fairchanee, PA.-Mrs. Idslla A. Durham, Boz
ISL
Nervous Prostration.
Knoxville, lowa.-Mrs. Clara Franks, RID. 4
Oronogo. Mo. -Mrs. Mae Mcknight.
Camden, N.J..Mrs. w. P.Valentine, oQ2 Lin
coin Avenue.
Muddy, ILL.,. Mrs. May Nolen.
Rrookville, Ohio Mrs. X. Kinnisoa.
Fitchvillc, Ohic..Mrs. C. Cole.
Philadelphia, Pa..Mrs. Frank Clark, 9Gl6 Z.
Allegheny Ave.
thousands of living witnesses Of
egetable Compound to cure female
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-11

These only few of thousands of living witnesses
the Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound female
deases Not these received compensation
the Of their this
that should refer them because of the good they
do other suffering women 70 prove that lydia Pinkhas
Vegetable Compound reliable honest medicine and that
sa6ments made in regarding it, mart tho
truth and nothing but tho truth.