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The Penn's Grove record., 1911-06-16
Safe.

do you think, SENATOR" asked the
beautiful maiden, there is any dan
ger of your election being investiga-
ted?"
Not the slightest, my lear young
lady. The man who raised the fund
which was needed to put me over is
a deaf mute"
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Musical Note

A music teacher in a New England
school was trying to make the chill
dren in the fourth grade understand
the value Of a triplet-to get them to
know that th~ree-quarter notes under
a brace were equal to two quarter
notes.
She couldn't make them under
stand; and finally. in despair, she
asked: what are three little babies
born all at the same time called?"
"Accidentals!" shouted a small boy,
with a vague remembrance of the les
son of a week before.
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Hadn' the Material.

II really never saw such an impu-
dent man as that Mr.. De Borrowe,"
said Miss Wrathy. "He actually had
the nerve to ask nj the other night
how managed to get that lovely
tinge of auburn In my hair!"
REALLY? Well, why didn't you box
his ears?" asked Miss Slimm.
"Why, 1 only had my Easter hat
box handy, and that wasn't big
enough" said Miss Wrathy-Harpe~s
Weekly.
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what Was she Wearlnn7

The new fireman was telling his
wife about the fire.
TT broke out at midnight in the
Won Differs house on the avenue" he
said "and just as we got there Miss
Won Biffer came stumbling out of the
flames and smoke carrying her little
niece all wrapped up in her arms. 1t
was the bravest act eve saw"
What was she w~earing?" inquired
the fireman's wife.
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Future Physical Changes.

Signor Enrico Morselli, the Geneseo
anthropologist. considers that the hui
man race will undergo a process of
physical change. Man in the future,
he says, will have a bigger head than
he has today. This will be accompan-
led by a modification Of form. mas.
much as the head will be rounded In
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days to come. The short headed man
will dominate, at least as far as the
white are concerned, while on
the other hand. among the yellow
peoples the long head will be the
mark.
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measuring nearly five feet in diameter
across it's shell. was captured in the
Choptank river. near Choptank, Nd,
and created a sensation In that town.
According to the owner. there are IT,
900 barnacles on its shell.
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E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and l did. Today l am well and strong
a m9 S Se I'll ny e Own I7d hGus E. Pinkb / GTs
Vegetable Compound and advise my
friends who are afflicted with any
female complaint to try it."-Mrs.
ORvILLE Rock, r. r. No. s, Paw Paw,
Michigan.
If you are i'll do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at once
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
For thirty years it has been the STAN
dard remedy for women's ills, and has
positively restored the health of thou
sands of women. Whydon't youtryit2
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MAY
By taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

The following letter from Mrs.
Oryille Rock will prove how unwise
1t is for women to submit to the
dangers Of a surgical operation when
it may be avoided by taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
She was fOurweeks in the hospital
and came home suffering worse
than before.
Here is her own statement. -
Paw Paw, Mich.-"Two years ago
I suffered very severely with a dis
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Its Uses.

There Is one advantage about the
unwritten law" murmured the law
student.
what is that?" asked his friend.
"You don't have to ransack books
and libraries to study up its points.
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He is happy whose circumstances
suit his temper. But he is happier
who can suit his temper to any cir
cumstance.-Hume.
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Time to Act.

I'm Dutch New Guinea it is said that
when a man becomes tired of his wife
he is permitted to drown her.
you couldn't blame the women of
Dutch New Guinea If they set up q
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Hospitality.

Hospitality sometimes degenerates
into profuseness. and ends in mad
ness AMI folly.-Atterbury.
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override the consideration that the
child is well cared for by its grand
parents, and that its future is well
provided for"
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As a. Matter Of Form.

Visitor-"Your son is in a drug
store. ! believer" Old Lady-"Yes;
studying fzzleology." visitor-'T beg
pardon?" Old Lady-"He runs the
soda fountain"
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Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inlamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc a bottle.
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It's difficult for people to generate
advice that is foolproof.
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When a laxative is needed, take the al
ways potent Garfield Tea. Composed OF
Herbs.
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Garfield Tea keeps the bodily machinery
in order; it regulates the digestive organs
and overcomes constipation.
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Grateful.

"How does Slithers feel about that
chauffeur who ran off With his car and
his daughter" asked Wilkes.
lies mighty grateful" said Bill
dad. HE says the poor idiot relieved
him of his two most expensive pos
sessions."-Harper's Weekly.
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Many self-made men forget to make
themselves agreeable.
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Gwendolyn-She is not. going to
stop at that resort any longer.
Genevieve-What is the reason, no
men there?
Gwendolyn-Not that exactly. There
is one lone man, who has proposed
to all of the girls but her, and she
feels so out Of place when they are
holding an experience meeting.
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placement. / could
not be on myfeet for
a long time. Ny
physician treated
me for seven months
without much relief
at last sent ma
to Ann Arbor for
an operation. I was
four weeks and
home suffering
than before.
My mother advised
tO try lydia
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It's easier to put up a bluff than
1t Is to put up the stuff.
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Innnortant To M other
More PaIatabIe,

Mr.. Benham-Ill eat my hat!
Mrs. Benham-Try mine, dear;
there's some fruit on it.-Judge.
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Some people seem to make a spe-
cialty of thinking only near-thoughts.
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CREATING ENVY.

1DsfsS AA@Ah~
Bronson-What do you find Is the
greatest pleasure in living In the
country?
Misunderstanding in town and tell
ing people about the cool breezes,
whether there arc any or not.
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Garfield Tea overcomes constipation,
sick-headache and bilious attacks.
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Every mans hat shelters a hobby.
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To remove nicotine from the teeth and
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate perspiration and body
, edors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash known.
Relieves and strengthens tired, weak,
inf1amedeyes. Heals s%orethroat, wounds
and cuts. IS and so cts. a box. druggists
or by mail postpaid. Sample Free
THE PAXTON TOILET co, BosToE. Mass.
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Wages and Hours Of Labor.
In their comparative summary of
conditions in the United States and
the United Kingdom the investigators
take 100 to express the standard of
the latter. Thus wages in the build
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
FLATWOOD

Jesse Baird is visiting home folks
and attended church at Good Hope Sat-
urday and Sunday.
Mr.. Green Morgan at Spainy has
completed his new store and now has
groceries to accommodate his many
friends.
Henry Miller is somewhat improved
he has been a suffer for about eight
months and is now getting so he can
sit up few minutes each day.
Rev. A. C. Baird's new house is
nearing completion and it wont be a
great while until he and his estimable
wife will be enscoused therein.
Rev. McHudgins filled the pulpit at
Good Hope Saturday. Rev. A. c.
Baird the pastor preached very able
sermon Sunday on Giving and the spir-
it of giving.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Do Ghosts Haunt Swamps?

No, Never. Its foolish to fear a
fancied evil, when there are real and
deadly perils to guard against in swami
ps and marshes, bayous, and lowlands.
These are the malaria germs that cause
ague, chills and fever, weakness, aches
in the bones and muscles and may in
duce deadly typhoid. But Electrid Bit
tiers destroys and casts out these vic
ious germs from the blood. "Three
bottles drove all the malaria from my
SYSTEM wrote VIM. Fretwell, of Lu-
CANA, N. C., land L had fine health
ever since" Use this safe, sure rem
edy only. SOC at R. E. McRoberts &
Son. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

of Bryantsville this county and John
Boner of Camp Nelson were united in
marriage last week at the home
of her sister Mrs. Grant Trumbo of
Frankfort, the Reveren Joseph Sen
rance the christian minister, officiating.
The bride was attired in handsome
travelling suit and large picture hat and
huge boGuet of valley lilies. The
happy young couple left at once for an
Eestern trip. The bride is the attract
i've daughter of Mrs S A Maret recently
of this county while the groom is an
industrious business man beinga govern
ment employee at Camp Nelson.
The Womans Club gave an educatlo-
nal and instructive Art and Craft dis
play on Friday and Saturday. The
collection of. handsome pictures by
Misses Sallie Elkin and china painting
of Miss Mayme Walters on exhibition
would adore any studio in larger cities.
The fancy work consisting of quilts,
centerpieces and cOunterpanes and in
teresting curio tables consisting of
souvineers of Major VIM. H. Collier
brought from the PHILIPPINES and a
photograph of the late CommOdon
Cicero Price of Troy New York, and
his handsome daughter the Duchess of
Marlborough of Blenham lastte Eng
land all drew admiring spectators that
numbered into the hundreds Dainty
refreshments floral decorations and
sweet strains of music all added to the
attractivness of the occasion.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Public Sale.

Having decided to quit house keep
ing on account of i'll health and other
reasons, l have decided to sell all my
house hold and kitchen furniture at
the highest bidder at public auction on
SATURDAY,, MAY 10Th. at 3
O'CLOCK P. M.
Also the partnership furniture of w.
c. Davis & Son, l have several pieces
of old fashion furniture and all of it is
in good condition. | have an old fash
ion book case, and clock.
w. c. Davis.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Call For Democratic Committee.

A call is hereby made for the demo-
cratic county committee to meet at the
county court room in Lancaster, KY,
at 2 O'Clock P. M. on Saturday, May
Goth. 1911, to determine the manner by
which a democratic nomination shall
be made for representative of Garrard
county in the next Legislature, who is
to be voted for at the election in Nov
ember 1911.
Jas. |. Hamilton, chairman
Democratic com.
Garrard county
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Notice To Contractors.

Plans and specifications for the
school house for the colored people of
Lowell are in my office and sealed
bids will be received at meeting of
the County Board Monday May 18th.
We reserve the right to reject any
and all bids. Miss Jennie Higgins
Supt. 5-12-2t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Gossip About
People Xxx
A Brief Mention of the Cominss and
Goinss Ly Those w Are Interested In.

w. B. Burton was in Lexington for
few days last week.
Cecil Brown has been in Stanford visit
ing his cousin, Prescott Brown.
J. w. Sweeney will go to Lexington
for the Knights Templar Conclave.
Miss Katie Holtzclaw of Gilberts
Greek is visiting Miss Matte Adams.
Miss Belle Denny of Stanford is Wis
iting her cousin Miss Katie Lee Denny.
Miss Dove Harris of Danville has
been with her sister Mrs. S. H. Ander-
son.
Miss Tommie Francis is the guest of
her friend Miss Annie Cotton of Dan
vile.
Messrs w. L, Lawson and Owens
Terrill We're in Louisville the past
week.
Mrs. w. T. West has been on a re-
cent visit to Mrs. w. K. Warner of
Stanford:
Miss Halle Brown has been in Dan
vile for visit to Misses Ella and Fan
ME Thompson.
Mr.. Albert Schoolfeld of Forman
Ark. is here to spend the summer with
Mr.. Ike Myers.
Mrs James Hershey and daughter of
Paris are at the bedside of her mother
Mrs. John Estes.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. G. Davidson have
been recent guests of Mr.. and Mrs. z.
I. Rice of Richmond.
Mrs. Emma Higginbotham leaves
this week to visit her niece Mrs. JOS
eph Elder of Danville.
Mr.. w. B. Mason accompanied Mrs.
Mason to Henderson where Mrs. Mas
on will spend few weeks.
Mrs. Arthur Batner and little daugh-
ter of Lebanon Junction were recent
guests of Garrard relatives.
Samuel Walters of Frankfort is en-
joying his vacation with his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. John Walters.
Mrs. Mary C. Hunter of Crab Orch
ard visited Mrs. J. w. Grant and
daughter Saturday and Sunday.
Mesdames S. A. Maret of Frankfort
and j. C. Adams of Paynes KY, are
guests of Mrs. Jack Adams family.
Bette Respass the little Swear old
daughter of Mrs. Sue Herring Respass
is reported very ill of typhoid fever.
Miss Margaret Arnold of Madison
Female Institute is expected home
this week from her scholastic duties.
Dr. E. H. Pearce has been in Somer-
set for Centennial Anniversary of the
Methodist church congregation in that
place.
Mrs. Alex Walker and little daugh-
ter Virginia Pearl Walker left Sunday |
for visit to the Misses Hardin in !
indianapolis.
DIR. Virgil Gibney Kinnaird of the
Louisville Medical College is at home
with his parents DR.. and Mrs. James
B. Kinnaird.
Mrs. John L. Anderson of Washing
ton d. c. came Friday for stay of
some weeks with her mother Mrs.
Arthusa Currey.
j. R. Estes of Cincinnati and Mrs.
Pendergrass of Beachville KY, are
the guest of their mother Mrs. John
Estes who is very sick.
= Miss Fannie finder of Hamilton
College Lexington was at home for a
weeks visit with her parents Elder
and Mrs. F. M. finder.
Little Miss Virginia Beazley received
a prize a nice book from her teacher
Miss Anderson for having made the
greatest improvement in writing.
Miss Margaret Letcher Cook is at
home after visit to friends in Louis
vile. While in the Falls City little
Miss Cook was invited to quite num-
Der of parties and balls.
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For Sale.

Five shares stock, Paint Lick Bank.
This bank makes something like twenty
per cent net. will take $3.50 per
share, which is just about book value.
w. E. Sullivan, DeLand, Fla.
3t-4-28.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Notice.

To the wool Growers of Garrard
county who We have bought wool from.
We will be in Lancaster at the depot
Each Saturday to receive wool, be sure
and shear dry and tag we'll.
4-28-3t ]. D. Eads, and sons.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Corn planters, Cutting harrow. Land
roller, Drag harrow, cultivatOrs, Double
shovel pillow, Geers, Harness, etc.
4-21-tf Conn Bros.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
Notice..

All policy holders. in Garrard County,
in the continental Insurance Co, will
please send all reports of loss and other
business direct to me.
w. S. Fish, Agent
Stanford, Ky.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Divide up boys do not be greedy send
me all business you find you can not
write will write any and all kinds of
business any old place this side of Ky
river. j. A. Jones. 4-2S-4t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Just receioed two car loads of South
ern pine floaring and ceiling. Low
prices. Burnam & Rucker Paint Lick
Ky. 5-5-3t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

| represent two old time companies
with millions of dollars to back up all
their promises, see me at Conn Bros
Hardware store. ]. A. Jones agent. At
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Now is the time to buy buggie and
set of harness cheap. w. ]. Romans.
5-19-2t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Insure your self and wife first, then
your home. Call on me | will do both
for you. j. A. Jones, agent. 4-28-4t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

My business is Insurance give your
business to me l will take care of your
property while you sleep.
j. A. Jones, agent. 4-2S-4t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Prices are being cut away down low
on buggies and harness. w. ]. Romans.
5-19-2t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

See our corn planters the most COM
plete planter on the market.
4-21-tf Conn Bros.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

For Sale-TwO Mule Foot Bears.
5-12-2t s. c. Denny.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Our rubber tires are good try them.
4-21-tf Conn Bros.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Insure with w. S. Fish whose COM
panies pay promptly and in full. 4-28-4t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19
YOU'LL. find 1T in THIS COLUMN.

We have first class carriage paint
er. Give us trial Conn Bros. 4-21-tf
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Let w. s. Fish write your Insurance.
4-2S-4t
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1911-05-19

Buggies and Harness are going cheap
for few days. w. j. Romans, 5-19 1t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-03
BIGGEST THING EVER DONE FOR SALEM.

If the present city administration goes forward and estab
fishes public ownership of water will have accomplished the
biggest thing ever done for the city of Salem.
Nothing has been accomplished giving the city municipal
control of any public utility
Mayor Lachmund deserves great deal of credit taking
firm stand in favor of the city owning the water plant
The mayor has stated that there had been tie vote the
ordinance buying the property he would have cast his vote in
favor Of purchasing the plant without the least hesitation
This proves again that Mayor Lachmond is of convc
TONS that he will not shrk any reasonable responsibility
AS chairman of the water board he will have great deal to
do in carrying the purchasing ordinance into effect
The mayor OF the Capital City will have accomplished
greater progressive step for than that of public
ship and control of the city's water supply.
AS pointed out by several prominent business men
erviews in this it that Salem will have pure
water, lower rates and lower taxes.
1t means that mains will be extended uniformly to all parts
of the city.
1t is to be regretted that has been lost in bringing
about public ownership of the water plant.
far better contract could have been secured year for
supplying the state institutions than be obtained now
The last legislature made large appropriations for i'm
proving the water supply at the state institutions
If the citizens had acted promptly this matter all that
money could have been utilized for development of mountain
water plant
The fact still remains that the city and state institutions
should have an adequate supply of water from gravity
system
Whether this be accomplished remains for the water
board to consider.
With possibly thousand water the present
plant could inside OF be made veritabe max
ing machine from which the city derive large
The city have from two three thousand customers
ing their water rents into the city month";
this means of from $75 900 100000 the CITY,
Is not that desirable condition of things for any city to look
forward to?
We believe that every business man and prperv owner will
take this view of The matter when he fully investigates the sit
uation.
is to be regretted that year has been lost in establishing
TINS condition. and is to be hoped that there will be further
delay getting the water pantnto operation under municipal
ownership
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-03
HOTEL ARRIVALS

Hotel Marion: W. A. Williams,
George E Ban, F. E. A. Smith, J. F.
Nachod, J. P. Burns, L. W. Kinney,
w. A. Chesley, c. c. Chappell, G. w.
Mcdowell, E. Waldman, E. A. Pierce,
j. L. Lathue, c. H. Cobb, E. P. Frost,
Portland; Mr.. and Mrs. e. l.. KLEIN
er, Eugene; P. L. Campbell, Eugene.
Salem Hotel: L. A. Lucky, j. L.
Eastman, George Collins, Portland;
Blanche Grinsley, Eastland, Tex; A..
A. Thiel, Oakland, Or; Robert Thiel
Roseburg; j. A. Harrison, Medford;
j. S. Silsby, Cottage Grove; R. w.
Mckay, Seattle; j. w. Mckee, Silver
ton.
Capital Hotel: ]. 0. Hooker, Dali
las; H. E. Hector, Independence;
Henry Sauer, Rickreall; j. F. Culli-
son, Eugene; Paul Moderson, Sierra
Madre, CAL; B. Kuhn, A. F. Ropp, H.
s. Nutter, o. A. Thomas, Portland;
D. L. Keys, Dallas
Cottage Hotel; T. Pendergast, ].
jam, Portland; j. T. Jones Jeffer-
SON.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-03
DOWNWARD COURSE
Fast Being Realized by Salem
People

A little backache at first.
Daily increasing till the back is
lame and weak.
Urinary disorders quickly follow;
Diabetes and finally Bright's dis
ease.
This is the downward course of
kidney ills.
Don't take this course. Salem
residents should profit by the fol-
lowing experience.
Mrs. E. c. Hatton, Clay & Lisle
Sts., Dallas, Ore, says: "In 1907 l
publicly endorsed Doan's Kidney
Pills and I can now confirm that
statement. Thi' remedy was used in
my family and it brought reliel from
backache and other symptoms Of
kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, SOLE agents for the Uni
ted States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-05-03
They THINK
The END OF WAR
IS IN SIGHT

hNlIhb IhFSo LbA0Ef WINE
Baltimore, Md, May 3.-With the
proposed British-American arbitratiin
agreement strengthening their hope
that the end of war is at last in
sight, the third National Peace Con-
gress, assembled here this after
noon. With President Taft's pres
ence as the magnet, the opening ses-
sion was largely attended and prin-
cipal attention was given to the ex-
pressions of the chief executive. Car
dinal Gibbons, Andrew Carnegie and
Benjamin F, Trueblood, of Boston,
secdetary of the American Peace So
ciety, were also notable figures in
the proceedings.
Beginning timorrOw, there will be
three sessions of the congress daily.
Among the notable speakers will be
Baron D'Estournelles Deconstant,
of France; DR.. lyman Abbott and
DR.. Y. l. Yenaga, a Japanese pro-
fessor OF Chicago University.