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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06
MANY PEOPLE
HEAR LINDSEY
Noted Eminent Colorado Ju-
veniIeJudge AddresseSAudi :
ence at Methodist Church
RECITES MANY INCIDENTS
FROM OWN EXPERIENCE

Advocates the Use Of Divine lnstru-
mcnts for the Cure of Moral Dis
ease In ChiIdrtn-Tclls Of the Mis-
fortunes of Mickcy''-Takes Il shot
at the Crafts and Corruption in the
Higher Ups-Bclieves All Children
Good.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06
JAPS ARE CAUSE:
OF ARMY ACTION
Japan Trying 10 Ioduce
Mexico 10 Grant Govern
ment a Coaii0g Station
MOBILIZATION Is
WARNING TO BOTH

Reports Today state That Diaz Forces
Are Bottl Il Up at Chihuahua-Be-
licvcd That Insurrcctos Are Pre-
pairing To Strike Blow-Revolution-
ist Army Comprises One Thousand
Mcn-Gomez Wants TO Confer With
Madero-IlOpcs for Peace.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06

Typewriters, adding machines, cash
registers and Other machinery for
the busy office are now driven by
tiny electric motors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06

Friends of Lorimer Plan to Defeat At
tempt TO Expose Bribery Of Elec-
tiOn-EG-. i Tilden Named As
sian to Whom Slush Money Was
Scnt--Hines Issues Denial-LOri-
mer Refuse p Discuss Charges
Made by Funk.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06

chihuahua. April 6.-Representing
the main strength of the Diaz forces
troops are reported TO he bottled up
today in this city. Madero and Oroz-
co. insurgents. are encamped so miles
west with one thousand insurrectos
and they believed TO be preparing to
strike a decisive blow.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06
TEDDY GIVEN
BIC RECEPTION
Former President Was Guest
OF Commercial Club at Big
Banquet Last Night
ARMORY Is PACKED
TO HEAR ADDRESS

Eauquct Was Most Novel Affair He
Has Attended Since Leaving New
Yorll-Rooms Transposed Into an
African Jungle-In Speech ROOse-
welt Comgiatu.atcs Audience on the
Prosperity or OFegOn-Approves In
itiative and Referendum.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06
Japs Cause of Mobilization.

New York, April 6-Dispatches to-
day from a staff correspondent of
the New York Sun at FL Paso declare
that japanese aggressions in Mexico
are the real cause of the mohilizn-
tion. He says that the man who is
in the closest touch with the Mexi
can foreign office, and who is now
here, is authority for the statement
that the real reason for sending the
American troops to the border was
to caution Japan and Mexico regard
ing any pressure brought to bear onto
the Daz government to grant Japan
ese coaling station The man de-
clares that Japan insisted that Mex
leo must grant her a coaling station
If America is permitted to. use Mag
dalena Bay Mexico therefore was
forced to withdraw concessions to
the United States. Following this,
Japan continued to press Mexico for
a coaling station, anyhow. It was to
warn both countries against complet-
ing any such bargain that the Ameri-
can mobilization was ordered"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06
Gomez Hopes for Peace.

Washington, April 6.-The infor-
NAL conference in Washington ten
days ago between Senor de la Barra,
Mexican minister of foreign affairs,
and DIR. Vasquez Gomez, head of the
revolutionary partys confidential ag-
ency here, details of which gradually
are leaking out, has resulted in the
taking of steps which soon may ef-
feet settlement of the troubles in
Mexico.
DR. Gomez yesterday sent messages
to his colleagues in both Ell Paso and
San Antonio, Texas, informing them
that he hoped soon to be in direct
communication with Francisco l. Ma
dero, the insurrecto chief, and sug-
gesting that it perhaps might be un-
necerrary for them 10 hazard the trip
to the Madero camp.
Within the last two days. it has
been privately suggested to influen-
ital persons in Mexico City, that peace
conditions would be FASTENED, if tele-
graphic communication were permit
ted between DR.. Gomez in Washing
ton, and Francisco l. Madero in Chi
huahua, DR.. Gomez being named by
Francisco l. Madero as the only man
beside himself to whom peace pro-
posals could be made. DIR. Gomez,
who was a candidate for vice presi-
dent on the same ticket on which
Francisco l. Madero ran for president
in the last election, always expressed
high personal regard for Senior de
la Barra, and it is believed that the
cordial meeting of the two here even
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Continued on page eight.)
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-06

In his story of the misfortunes of
Micky, Judge Lindsey recounted how
one boy. reputed by the police to be
the toughest boy in Denver. was saw
ed by the efforts of the Juvenile court
and how he brought in many Of his
companions to the court and eventual
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
= Inc 5ee8 H0me Magazine page x
How to Treat a Husba nd

Rave you ever stopped to think?" asked
,Nhe wise Wife as she nibbled n chocolate
bonbon, how early most married folks
uhu themselves in the midst of plscinr
willow wreaths on the ashes OF love.
pretty expressions?
venture to say there isn't one of us
who doesn't know a couple who arc con.
tinually 'dearing' each other in public az
well as in private. They put about as
much sentiment into the little survivals of
sweetheart days as they would into a re-
quest to lower the parlor window or an
announcement that the laundry bow was
at the door The substance of the halcvon
days Is gone leaving only the hollow. pitl-
ful form to deceive the world and each
other into thinking devotion is deathless
In large measure this drifting into
commonplace waters is the fault OF the
wire. Feeling safely anchored, she has
not thought 1t worth while to preserve the
charm of girlish delicacies and modesties.
all OF which inspired the expressions Of
love so precious to the girl and equally
dear to the woman
THE first time / noticed myself drift
ing" ruminated the Wise wife, was one
evening when l hurried over Bob's greet
ing because was interested in darning a
hole In his sock, an accomplishment 1 had
recently acquired. / was right in the most
interesting part when his step sounded in
the hall, and II seemed such a pity to spoil
the work. Luckily, caught the queer ex-
preston of annoyance on Bobs face. II
awakened me to the fact that Bob's greet
ing was lot more important than a pair
Of hose. I've kept the lesson in mind ever
since. Whenever the family dinner is of
more moment to the husband and wife
than the replenishing Of the fires Of love
and it's expression, you may be sure their
barque has set sail for the land Of the
commonplace.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

one woman I know was inordinately
Iond OF candy. During courtship her
nance showered her with a choice selec-
uon OF the most costly sweetmeats. We
lsed to laugh at his ardor in this direc-
ION and call her room the miniature
candy Kitchen
IRON the day Of her marriage she never
received a single box OF candy from her
husband, although the ceremony nSdp't
changed her fondness for II in the least
she used to set It around in conspicuous
places hoping he would take the hint, but
he never noticed the omission.
When they went south for the winter
my friend decided to teach friend husband
little lesson in forgetting. She went to
the confectioner's and ordered a large box
OF her favorlte sweets leaving her card
with directions for II to be placed I'm the
box and forwarded to her southern ad-
dress. The candy arrived and was opened
with due ceremony in the presence Of the
husband and two men friends
Who in the world is sending you
candy?" asked the husband, trying bravely
not to be suspicious.
I'd rather not tell you answered the
wife, mysteriously. Then. after a tense
moment Of silence. II you really must
know, I sent IL to myself. You know,
always loved to get candy. fondness that
hasn't been gratified for some time; so 1
conceived the idea of surprising myself
"Of course, the card corroborated the
story and the men thought the little ruse
so clever that the three OF them imme-
diately set forth to find the best bonbons
the town could afford. Since then the
candy shower has been resumed.
'Lackadaiscal love and trust exist be-
tween a lot Of married folks, but a single
sincere caress of the hand is worth a
whole bushel of desultory 'dears' to any
woman"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Lorettas Looking CLASSIFIED Up to the Affected Girl

You tempt me! the apple never wooed
Eve with a more direct appeal to her
curiosity She was not lured by a new
| fruit taste. Doubtless she had fruit indi-
gestion as 1t was. But that red-cheeked-
1 hope It was red-cheeked-apple had an
other charm entirely. She could not make
out what 1t stood for. She could not un.
derstand It. Yet she knew from authorize,
tive implication and the ban upon 1t that
| It stood for something. So she investl-
gated.
You are my red-cheeked apple, affected
| girl. You must mean something But
what? You must stand for something.
What is 1t? why are YOU anyway? I
cannot eat you up, emulate my Mother
Eve. Indeed, know types OF girls that
would suit my taste more perfectly. But
must investigate, for l am not the only
one who wonders about you. And, after
all 1t is the other wonderers who count
They are men, What they think about
you means something in the scheme OF
things. What think is of little I'M
portanc7, unless it serves to clear UP their
confusion.
Men dislike an excessively affected girl
But they are often charmed by small af-
fectations. Queer, isn't it? actually know
has lost all of his heart and a good deal
of his head 20 a girl who has a quantity
effective affectation of old-fashionedness
She goes in for bonnety hats and demure-
ness. IL Is all put on; but IL is well worn
But your kind Of affectation Is posi-
lively obnoxious. 1t is the kind that says
yes 10 a simple question In a sort Of
sweety silly, nicey-nicely. stfstched-lipped
smiliness, It is bad mixture of the
( 'play-lady" manner OF your little girl
hood and a would-be-elegant society way.
Why do you do It?
Frequently an affected girl is a very
nice giTl-underneaSh. But she has such
tattered garment OF raE-baggy manners
on the surface that men do not feel i'm
PEELED 10 know her we'll
The dramatic temperament" haa TO
stand for a good deal 1t is blamed with
all sorts OF offenses, heinOus and merely
unpleasant, But l really believe It Is the
disease that affects the affected girl. She
is acting a part and she gets so much sat
! isfaetion out Of 1t that she goes TO ex-
tremes- She smiles till she smirks. Yet
she is simply playing the part OF the ami
mated lady. She enthuses till she gushes.
sim she is simply acting,
A year ago she was shaking hands on a
level with her nose because It was a
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Best Use for Cats

People with the good taste to admire
cats have always suspected that there
was something miraculous about the crea-
ture. We know that in ancient Egypt
cats were accounted sacred, and it is said
that in India to this day both Mohamme-
dams and Hindus have a strong religious
feeling in favor of keeping the delectable
animal. Unregenerate persons of the weak
mind which regards a cat as an enemy
have been wont to scott at this.
Now it appears that there was the
weightiest reason in IT, No wonder II
Egyptians and Indians had a religious
reverence for the cat, since science now
tells, as we read in a medical journal, that
the cat is the best plague preventer in
India"
1t sounds like preposterous magic, but
the explanation is sheer simplicity. The
plague is a disease of the rat, and from
the rat is communicated to man. Cats
abolish rats, and therefore abolishes the
plague. When the ancient religions or
dained cat keeping they were wiser than
some OF our modern wiseacres.-London
Telegraph.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Nubs of knowledge

Roller skates were. in use as far back as
1870.
Edward III instituted the order of the
Garter.
Pianos were invented early in the eiEh-
teenth century.
London streets were first lighted with
gas lamps in 1874,
Chinese divide the day into twelve parts
OF two hours each.
Russia Is the largest producer Of pc
troieum In the world.
White men are said 70 bear up better
against intense cold than intense heat the
principal reason being that the cold air is
less tainted with the seeds Of disease.
The first book ever printed was the book
OF Psalms. by Fust and schOeffer. A. ID.
1881 II was printed on one side only OF
the leaves which were. In the binding.
pasted back to back
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
New York Tips

Lenth OF the nose of the Statute Of Lab
erty is four feet six inches. The distance
across the eye is two feet six inches. The
right arm, which hold the torch. Is forty
two feet long.
Site of the great Pennsylvania railroad
station covering the blocks bounded by
Seventh and Ninth avenues and Thirty
first and Thirty-third streets cost s. 0OO, 900.
The county court house, back Of the
city hall, cost $12,OO,0OO. This is the ia
nous structure that was built during the
Tweed regime. Th9 plastering works alone
cost S3.0O0,000
New York contains the largest and most
beautiful church edifice in the United
States, st. Patrick's cathedral, in Fifth
avenue. Cardinal McCloskey and Arch.
bishop Hughes are entombed in It,
In Manhattan and the Bronx there are
ninety fire engine companies and forty-one
hook and ladder companies. The uniform
force for the five boroughs numbers 4,SSa
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
OUR POETS CORNER.
Idle Musings.

Idle Musings.
There's nothing else in all
creation
To equal strong imaginationl
A friend OF mine in this is
blest--
In fact he nobly stands the
test.
] wrote about odoroplanes
From which / hope TO make
some gains:
1t set that poets brain a
throbbin'-
Behold him singing of q robin!
Since then I've pondered, but
in vain,
Why robin and odoroplane
Should close association keep
! gave It up-it was too deep.
I'm having lots of fun these
days
With that "Booklover'' guess
ing craze.
Come try your luck-take my
advice,
Tnls coupon clipping sure IS
nice.
It really will be great TO spell
All over in an automobilel
And every day my stars III
thank
Because my cash is in the
bank.
Now should / win the pianola,
/ could not be a real high
roller.
But as / love a merry tune
The music would be quite a
boom.
Mind, II / chance to draw that
lot,
No empty can shall mar the
I'll plant a tree with greatest
And try to coax that robin
there! +. b. t,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
THE BUNDLE BEE.
NO ADS AT ANY PRICE.
Black Hand.

We Editor wants to say just
q word In regard to the cpl
oemic OF Bland Hand letters
that has been distributing
omaha tor several days.
These letters may be from q
band Of desperate criminals,
or they may be from a band
OF foolish people who think II
is a good joke to brighten
folks. In either case the let'
tiers are q nuisance and are
more than that. They are a
menace 70 the city's peace.
II II be Blank Handlers who
are thus threatening citizens,
or II IL be just ''jokers," they
will be caught, and when
caught they will be punished.
II viii be found no light or
laughing matter TO disturb tho
safety OF a family, or to set
the police force to chasing on
something that may be meant
In fun, but results In exposing
the citizens TO real danger.
And the letters are the work
OF towards,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Great Debate Going On in ouivera

Is called Samson is because
Penfold Is as hairy as was the
great Hebrew hero. The other
side insists that Gus RENEE
had plenty Of hair in the be-
ginning but his brain worked
so hard It generated enough
heat to burn off the roots
and destroy its growth.
Each side admits that II
has a good representative,
and the champions are lining
up in real earnest to de-
termine the outcome,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Bald head or whIskers?

BAD head or whiskers?
On which does success de-
pendr Must a man be hirsute,
as was Esau or Samson, or
may he be bare as to face and
king?
This is the argument that
now rends Quvera, and Ak
Sar-Ben XVI is to be called
upon to give his personal de-
cision.
One faction insists that the
reason the kings chamberlain
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

confided this to a man. And he exclaimed,
That's it, exactly. She makes you see
green and red and yellow, all at once,
till you get dizzy. You've hit the nail on
the head. hope 1t will help her."
You are the nail. The blow may hurt;
but 1t may help, too. Do not make men
dizzy in that particular way. They hate
it-ike seasickness. Instead Of saying
yes in the way / have described, learn
to say It as If you meant it. You may
find II useful.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

time to aeroplane speed contests. altitude
records and other spectacular feats, the
Germans have been working on the less
romantic but infinitely more useful air
liners and have built airship docks down
on the ground and equipped them with
ticket offices and tickets for real voyages.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

great lady" style Some social leader let
1t loose upon the public. and all the girls
with surplus of dramatic temperament
and using society as their stage affected
It, Still playing a part But the main
trouble with the acting is that the per-
former does not attain harmony. She
adopts all kinds Of mannerisms, instead Of
one or two which happen to suit her STYLE
An affected girl always confuses me- She
is human kaleidoscope. She changes with
every move Of the social surroundings. I
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Popular FaIlaeies.

That love never dies.
That barking dog never bites.
That woman is as gentle as she looks.
That all bachelors regret not having
married.
That married life is pleasanter than
courtship
That all married men regret not having
remained single.
That to walk under passing 'IS' train
means bad luck"
That the crying of a dog means a death
is to occur in the neighborhood.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
RIGHT HERE AT HOME
Some Notes About Town
that Ought to Interest
Our Perusera.

II 1t takes eight years TO ac-
quire the water plant for the
city under the ''immediate
and compulsory purchase"
law, and at the end Of the
eight years all the city has to
show for It's efforts is a lot
OF unsettled law suits, how
lonB viii IL take to get a con-
tract with the gas company
Tor lighting the streets, with
the city council playing
horse? Let the AID club an
swer.
Inquirer: No, the excava-
ton you mention is not an
undertaking 10 exhume the
ruins Of a buried city. II Is
merely an effort to tim
prove" a business thorough
fare. That Is one OF the ways
We have in Omaha.
Mayor Jim felt a tinge Of
sadness at the Auditorium
the other night, when he was
helping to give q flag to the
National Guard Engineer
company. The Dahlman Rifles
have been mustered out OF the
service.
Yes, Huldah, the fence
around the court house Is to
be removed. but the Lord
only knows when. The con-
tractors are in no hurry,
now, so what's the use?
It's as good IS an even bet
that Fred Cosgrove win be
allowed TO Fun his own office
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Ready.

The list is getting longer
every day. and unless the
actual show down comes
pretty soon. the line that is
ready TO run for office next
fall will soon be long enough
TO reach twice around the
TOWNSHIP.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Rules for a Long Life

that direction, advocates immediate govern
ment ownership of public utilities. Col.
lecdvism has no general theory on that
subject and in practice is simply oppor-
tunist regarding it."-New York World.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

Let US hope that the oncam-
ing bunch OF blTdmen will not
find the atmosphere of Omaha
so thin that they can't flap
their wings in II. The last
outfit said that was why they
couldn't fly high here.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
PEACE BUG GETS PEDRO
humble Bees Correspond
ent I'm Mexico FsIIs the
Impulse 10 Rest.

(From a staff Correspondent
CIUDAD GONZALES, Zaca-
tecas, Mexico, April ~
Especial. )-Viva the peacel
am back here In the city
Gonzales named for himself.
1t isn't any more Of a city
now than II was then, but it's
only a few miles from the
market farms OF Texas, and
our fellows are great rustlers.
The result Is we are living
better than at any time dur-
Ing the war. So. viva the
peacel
General Gonzales feels the
great regret at the enforced
Inactivity. His army isn't
worrying any, though. Includ-
ing his personal staff and the
war correspondents, he now
has twenty men In camp, and
as long as they can live with
out working, they are not only
20 pray for the war 10 be re-
sumed. am beginning to
feel the impulse 70 rest my
self. So for this time adios.
It's too hot 20 fight.
PEDRO.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
High.

1t seems the Commercial
club couldn't get high enough
20 reach the top floors In the
W. o. w. slyscraper. Well,
maybe Il will be just as we'll
TO keep the club a little closer
to the ground.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
ODpOrtunlty.

Some OF those statesmen
ought 10 get 10 the front now.
Omaha just az present offers
a fine opportunity for sOFne
wise guy who knows ali about
public seryics corporations.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
COnspIracy,

Again II seems that a good
man has been attacked by a
conspiracy. 1t is awful when
a fellow can't go out and
sandbag his underlings with
out their trying TO get his Job.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
Up 10 +. ID. II.

ID - - Ne
That scheme OF mine which
r. b. Il.
Endorsed in measures kind,
But waits the future workings
OF his gigantic mind.
Yes, II takes chap like
+. b. t.
To do a thing up brown.
And II he'll go halves on the
dollars.
I'll divvy up on renown.
Q. n. o.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
How

If that odor was concentrated
And denied US, what a pity;
How, then, could the poor,
blind beggar
Crepe his way to the Ma gio
City?
A KNOCKER.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

in his own way until the end
OF the term At least.
In the meantime Pa Rourks's
players are doing pretty we'll.
II Is certain that Bill means
II this season.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
E'en So.

Zen So.
'Wha yo' bin?"
Said the sun 70 de win,
Ito de circus OBJ Bailey an
Barnum ?"
Law, no." said de win,
Wild a swag an a grin,
IT Jis finished Dustin Far
man, NIP,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28
WHAT

IL now transpires that the
kidnaping WAS pulled Off lust
at the back door OF Chief De-
tective Dunn-
Omaha daily bee., 1911-04-28

It's as good IS an even bet
that Fred Cosgrove win be
allowed TO run his own office