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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
With One Execution.

Harduppe-Every man should mar
ry. Everything have in the world
l owe to my wife.
Wigwag-Don't forget that ten spot
you W me.-Philadelphia Record.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
Politician and Preacher.

~
A politician in a western state, long
suspected Of crookedness and noted
for his shifty ways, was finally in
dicted and tried. The jury was out a
long time. but eventually acquitted
him. After the verdict was in and
the politician was leaving the court
room, a minister who had been in
part responsible for the Indictment
and trial approached the politician
and said: We'll, my friend. you have
escaped: but you had a close shave.
! trust this will be a warning to you
to lead a better life and deal more
fairly with your fellow men,"
That may be-" the politician re-
piled. THAT may be; but 1 amt
pledged to any one."-Saturday Even
ing Post.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

continued until I could rest well at
night and the kidney secretions be-
came normal. I do not believe I would
be alive today were 1t not for Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

If constipation is present, the liver
sluggish, take Garfield Tea; it is mild in
action and never loses its potency.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Adelaide-Why. Cornelia, your hair
is all mussed up.
Cornelia-Yes, dear; you-you see,
George stole up and snatched a dozen
kisses before 1 could scream.
Adelaide-But why don't you step
in front OF the mirror and rearrange
your hair?
Cornelia--Gracious! Why, I wouldn't
do 1t for the world. Why, none of the
girls would believe he kissed me.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Hardly anything can make such 9
fool of a man as side whiskers fol
him to be proud of.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

were badly bloated,
and feet SO swollen l
could not wear my
shoes. l tried many
remedies but became
discouraged as nothing
helped me. Then l
g taking Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon
noticed imDrovemeut
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

almost helpless. /
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, SO my
sister advised me to
try Lydia e. Pink
hams Vege.ta bile
Co mpound, and
when I had taken
only two bottles I
could see q big
change, so ! took
six bottles and / am
now strong and wol1
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Do your feet feel tired. achv. and sore
at nirht? Rub them with a little Ham
Inns Wizard Oil. THEY'LL be glad in the
morning and so will you.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

The herb laxative. Garfield Tea, prompt
ly overcomes constipation, biliousness,
sick headache and insures better health.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

ASK FOR ALIENS FOOT-EASE.
the Anfiseptic powder to shake into your shoes. Re-
heves Corns, Bunions. Ingrowing Nails, swollen and
Sweating feet, Blisters and Callous spots. Sold
ever where, 25c. Don Z dccept any substitute. Sam
pie FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, NY.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
Shouidn't Ae2

A very good natured broker, who is
very much larger than his wife, and
who likes his little joke at someone
else's expense, was sitting in the the.
ater. A man behind him. not know
Ing who he was, leaned forward and
whispered, "Will you please ask your
wife to remove her hat?"
You'd better do it yourself. I'm
afraid"
W~hereupon the man behind became
angry. arose, protested and left the
theater.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
Cion, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c a bottle
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

The man who has been married
fifty years is willing to let his wife
do the boasting about il.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

A man can get along without doing
much if he has sense enough to know
what not to do.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

A ~Redeeming Feature.
Maud is a harem-scarum sort, isn't
she?"
Yes, but her skirt isn't"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
YEARS OF INTENSE SUFFERING
How a Bad Case Of Kidney Trouble
Was Finally Routed.

Mrs. John Light, Cresco. Iowa, says:
For years I was an intense sufferer
from kidney disorders. The kidney Sc
cretions passed irregularly. my limbs
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Garfield Tea cures constipation, keeps
the blood pure and tones up the system
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

The chief secret of comfort lies in
not allowing triles to vex us.-Sharp.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Flattery is simply the nice things
we say about other people.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Don't let your money burn a hole
In some other fellows pocket.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Many a fellow who falls into a for
tune goes right through it.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
Hired!

solutely trustworthy. Do you ever
give business secrets away?
Applicant-Not much, boss! sells
'em.-Judge.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
The Way Of Il.

The Way Of It.
Knicker-How does marriage affect
accomplishments?
Bocker-A girl drops her music and
a man takes up his smoking.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
Ard Xou Mnef RaN

And You Must Pay.
Experience is the best teacher"
quoted the Wise Guy.
Yes, but her charges are mighty
Nigh" added the Simple Mug.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see hat it
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Lids. No
Smarting-Just Eye Comfort. Murine
Eye SaIve In Aseptic Tubes New Sire
25c. Murine Liquid 25c-50c.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-05-25
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable COMPOUND.

Erie, Pa. TT suffered for five years
from female troubles and at last wa
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Lincoln Citizens
Ask for Three-Cent
Fares on Short Lines
(From a sta1t correspondent

LINCOLN. Neb., oct. i2.-(SpeciaD--
The Public Service league, composed OF
several local improvement clubs. and the
Central Labor union today made april
cation TO the State Railway commission
for a hearing in the matter OF granting
three cent fare over all local traction com.
pany lines less than three miles in length
Reasons advanced why the demand for
three cent fare is just are that the short
lines cost less for operation than the
Havelock and Collegevew, where six for
quarter fares now return ample dlvl-
dends. That several of the officials OF the
company are paid enormous salaries
while engaged in other lines and devot-
ing but little attention to the traction
company is advanced as reason for
lower dividends and the reduction asked
for.
Cleveland, o., where three cent fare
Is operative at the present time Is cited
and called to the attention OF the COM
mission In the Application. The filing was
made for the compliments by w, G.
Stamm and Guk Il. Roberts officials OF
the Public Service league.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
PRESBYTERIAN SYNOD
MEETS AT NORTH PLATTE

NORTH PLATTE, Neb, Oct. l2-(spe-
cial telegram 1.-The regular fall meeting
OF the synod OF Nebraska is now In ses-
sion in the Presbyterian church In this
place. About l96 ministers and elders
are here. This is the first time In the
history Of tho church that the synod has
come so far west In the state for its
meeting, Some important changes In
church policy are under consideration,
notably as to home mission and Sunday
school work. Sessions are being held in
the new church dedicated last year by
the Presbyterian congregation, the finest
church in this part of the state.
Among the prominent men are Drs. t.
II. jerks. Nathaniel McGiffin and f. II.
Mcconnell OF omaha, Long, Lawrence
and Sexton OF Lincoln and Young of Bea-
trice
Dr. George Franklin Williams. pastor
Of the church in this city. is the retiring
moderator. John w. PRESLEY OF Beaver
City was elected for the ensuing year at
last nights meeting DR.. a. w. Clark
OF Kearney preached the sermon wednes-
day night and DR.. Il. NJ. Ferguson Of
Philadelphia was the speaker tonight
DR.. Robert j., Speer is TO be the speaker
Thursday night. w. J, Bryan is to ad-
dress the synod Sunday afternoon.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
NEW ORDER IS SOUGHT
RELATIVE TO WATER RIGHTS
(From a Staff Correspondents

Nfrom starr Correspondent
LINCOLN, Oct. 12.-(Special )-Accord-
Ing to a Lincoln man who has Just re-
turned from a trip to western Nebraska,
residents of SCOTS Bluff and Morrill,
counties are considerably dissatisfied over
their inability to arrange. for water rights
for land along the government ditch.
In order to relieve the existing condi-
lions plan has been adopted which
contemplates securing from the secretary
of the interior an order whereby the
Alliance and Cheyenne land offices will
be allowed to accept applications for
water right certificates without further
payment. where 81 has been paid in the
first lateral district and so cents In the
second lateral district. Under the present
law it is required that all charges due
on land under the project be paid at the
time of making a water right application
and that no water right certificate shall
be issued for lands either in private own
ership or under homestead entry until
such payments have been made.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Nebraska
PREPARING STATE HOSPITAL
New Home for Consumptives Will
Be Established at Kearney.
OLD FRANK RESIDENCE USED
Forty Thousand Dollars ApprO-
PriRted and Separate Home VIII
he BuiIt-Bsw is slightly
Indefinite.
CF'rom a staff Correspondent.l

LINCOLN, Oct 12.-(special.) -Investi-
cation Of the land bought by the state
for the establishment of a hospital for
INDECENT consumptives is under Roadway
at Kearney, where the new state institu-
ton Is to be located. The large Frank
residence, which is on the thirteen-acre
tract, is TO be used as one of the build
ings for the hospital, while it is the I'm
tention of the State Board OF Public
Lands and Buildings to supervise the
erection OF another building.
The last session OF the state legislature
appropriated $4,000 for the establishment
Of the hospital, but neglected to provide
for the appointment of officials therefor,
not setting out in the bill which was en-
acted into law whether the superintendent
OF the hospital should be physician es-
peclally skilled in the treatment of tuber-
cular troubles. 1t is the intention OF the
state board, so II is said at the state
house, to appoint business man to this
place and have a physician named sepa-
rately, so that he may spend the major
portion of his time in attending his pa
tients and not have the management Of
the institution thrust upon his shoulders.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
UNITED PRESBYTERIAN
SYNOD AT BENKELMAN

BENI<LEMAN, Neb., oct. l2.-(Speclsl0
The Nebraska synod of the United
Presbyterian church. comprising the
presbyteries OF Omaha. Pawnee and Cola
RADIO, is In session In this city this week
and viii conclude Thursday evening.
A number of pastors prominent In the
church are on the program, among whom
are Rev. II. j., Lackey moderator, and
Rev. A. c. Douglass OF Omaha, Rev.
Charles II. Watson OF Philadelphia. Rev.
II. A. Evans OF Superior. Neb.. and Rev
J. A. Thompson, ID. d., president Of
Tarkio (Mo) college.
Wednesdays session was devoted to
addresses by representatives OF the
church on home. foreign and freedmen's
missions, education, church extension. re-
port OF synodical superintendent and
conference work.
Thursdays special event will be the
celebration OF the quarter centennial OF
the Benkleman-Parks congregations, with
addresses by Rev. a. Evans and Rev. J.
A. Thompson. Other matters on the pro-
gram include the problem OF the rural
church. report OF the committee on mar
ratlve and state OF religion, address by
representative of the ways and means
committee, reform work. the saloon, Sab
bath dissertation, modern graft, church
auxiliaries, the sabbath school. reports
by Young Peoples Society of Christian
Endeavor secretaries, the l.. NJ. s. and the
Brotherhood.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Nebraska
State Health Board
Plans Inquiry Into
Train Sanitation
d'rom a staff Correspondent


LINCOLN, Neb., Oct. l2-(Special)-
Sanitary conditions OF Nebraska railroad
stations and passenger trains are to be
investigated by state Health Inspector
II. IL. Wilson, according TO a request
made by the secretaries Of the state
Board Of Health today. The chief sur.
geons OF the railroads are asked to meet
With the Board Of Secretaries in No
vember in order to consider the gem
eral question of improved railway sani-
tation.
The Board of Secretaries figures that
II Is not encroaching upon the iurisdic-
tlon Of the State Railway commission,
since that body is empowered to regulate
rates, service and general control of
common carriers as the legislature may
provide by law" While this clause might
give the commission authority over sani-
tation. the Board of Secretaries believes
that 1t has at least concurrent turlsdlc-
ton.
The board has also decided TO call a
meeting of delegates from city and
county boards of health, to be held in
Lincoln in January
Following are the resolutions as to
railroad sanitation:
we, your committee on railroad sani-
tatton and resorts, would recommend
that the health inspector be instructed to
ascertain the source of the ice supply
OF all railroads in the state, and as to
whether the ice is placed in the water
for drinking purposes or is placed in a
separate apartment for cooling purposes;
also as to the sanitary condition OF the
depots of the different railroads, espe-
cially as to the drinking water used in
the depots, and report at our next meet
ing in November.
We would further recommend that the
chief surgeons Of the different railroads
OF Nebraska and the chief physicians of
the relief departments and the medical
directors be requested to meet with us
at our next meeting for the purpose of
taking up the matter Of railroad SANTA
tion."
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Merrick County to
Have Corn Show

CENTRAL CITY, Neb., oct. 12-(spe-
cial.)-The executive committee of the
Commercial GDab has just perfected ar
rangements for the holding OF the annual
Merrick county corn show, which Is year
by year becoming of more importance
here and is arousing much interest. The
dates have been definitely fixed as No
vember 10 and 16. The program will
begin Wednesday at 2 o'clock when Prof
c. w. Pugsley will deliver an address
on Corn" and Farm Management" In
the evening Prof. L. w. Chase will give
a good roads lecture and will illustrate
his remarks with stereopticon views. Both
speakers are from the state agricultural
school,
Thursday at 1870 o'clock there will be
a domestic science demonstration and
lecture at Cuddington hall to be con-
Quoted by one Of the women instructors
IN that branch from the University of
Nebraska. In the afternoon OF that day
Prof. A. L. Hacker OF the University of
Nebraska will lecture on clarifying and
Silos.''
The rules require that all corn contest
ing for prizes must be entered at the
Academy OF Music not later than 2 o'clock
Wednesday afternoon. The judging will
be completed so that the exhibits will
be open for public inspection Thursday
afternoon. A special feature win be the
corn judging contest for boys under l6
years of age, to be conducted by Prof
Culver of Nebraska Central college. The
committee intends asking that all OF the
schools in the county be closed on Thurs
day, 30 that the school children may
attend.
The following committees have been ap-
pointed to have complete charge OF ar
rangements: Soliciting-M. G. Scudder,
Stem Nordstedt, o. d. Burke, Will Rice,
Henry Lee. Advertising-James Hender-
son. q. c. Fitch, H. @. Taylor, j. W.
Machamer, H. E. Glatfelter Speakers
g. H. Gray, d. H. Burke, Prof. Culver,
Z. H Badger.
Miss Frances Kelley, county superin-
, tendent, will have charge OF the boys
and girls contestS
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
CroD Condition. An pnwnee.

TABLE ROCK. Neb.. Oct. 12.-(Speoial)
Favorable weather and soil conditions
in this locality have resulted in a much
larger acreage of winter grain than usual
and the work OF blowing and seeding is
well along. Many fields of winter wheat
are up and the stand and color of the
grain are both excellent. A careful estl-
mate of the corn crop. It is thought, will
be close TO 75 per cent of the full crop
II is said the potato crop viii average 10
to 80 per cent, which a few weeks ago
was thought impossible. The rains have
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Nebraska
ALDRICH SCORES DEMOCRATS
Tells People of Superior Their Pro.
LESSONS Are False.
ANSWERS SPEECHES on BRYAN
Eressive Laws, white Demos
Are Ruled by the Cor
POrations.

SUPERIOR, Neb.. oct. 12-(Special
ram)-Governor c. IL Aldrich sd-
dressed a crowd OF several thousand peo-
pie here this afternoon in answer TO
Mr. Bryan's, recently made here.
Captain G. f. Adams first introduced
Judge Hurd, who spoke briefly after a
short talk OF Republication and Good
Government"
The governor told why progressive re-
publicans should stay within the ranks
Of the party and fight out their plans
for good government. He declared that
the democratic party was in the hands OF
the breweries. He also makes the asser-
ton that every piece OF organized and
constructive legislation placed upon the
statute books has been placed there by
the republican party.
1T is worthy Of note that Mr., Bryan
did not point to anything the last two
democratic legislatures had done that
was worthy OF MENTION" said the gov
ernor. Neither did he point out what the
last democratic legislature would like
to have done, but was prevented from
doing by republican governor
HRmcr Suits Him.
IF Bill Oldham is good enough for
Mr.. Bryan, Mr.. Hamer is good enough
for me. Judges Letton and Rose have
each made good records, are able jurists
and should be reelected.
1T is worthy of note that Mr.. BRYAN
In talking OF a nonpartisan judiciary did
not mention how the last democratic
legislature passed a bill that would alb
solutely have turned the judiciary of the
state over into the hands of the corpora
tions had II not been vetoed by a re-
publican governor. Neither did he men
ton the fourteen other democratic vicious
measures vetoed.
Mr.. Bryan did not tell the people how
the last democratic legislature passed a
measure turning the entire telephone in
dustry over into the hands of the Nor
gan-Bell syndicate. This measure was
vetoed by republican governor"
Demos for CORPORATIONS.
The governor paid Mr.. Bryan this trib-
ute when he said. that he was wasting
his great abilities In attempting to re-
form the democratic. party in Nebraska.
That the machinery of the democratic
party was today in the hands of the
breweries and corporations, and that Mr..
Bryan was on the outside. That Mr..
Bryan. who was thrice nominated for
president of the United States, was now
compelled to make fight to be allowed
the humble position OF going to the next
national convention.
THE democratic state chairman" said
Governor Aldrich, was during all of the
last legislature a dangerous and pernl-
cious lobbyist. working against any de-
cent and moral measures that were up
for consideration"
The governor analysed and discussed
the progressive legislation of the session
OF 1907, and argued that the only hope
for good government was in the repub
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Little Girl Killed
When Auto Upsets

K1MBALL, Neb. oct. i2.-(Speclal Tel
egram MARY, G-year-old daughter OF
William Atkins, was killed instantly last
night when an automobile turned turtle
east of here. The family OF eight was
out on pleasure trip and the wheels
struck the side OF rut in the road
throwing the car over. The girls head
was crushed. None of the others in the
car was hurt. The family has lived In
the community for many years and is
well known here.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Dry Good. stock sold by Sheriff.

BROKEN BOW, Neb., Oct. 12.-(Spe-
cial)-A foreclosure sale of some magnl-
tude was held by the sheriff yesterday
afternoon at Mason. in the eastern part
Of the county, when he disposed OF the
entire dry goods stock belonging to DER
doorf q Duke at the instance OF the
Commercial State bank of Grand Island,
which held note against the firm for
5000. The stock invoiced for $4,000. but
was sold to E. Burrows OF Mason for
81, $50. Before its failure the firm was
supposed to have carried one OF the heav-
lest stocks of dry goods in the county
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
NonuniOn Men
at Grand Island

, GRAND ISLAND. Neb. Oct. l2-Hope
that the local strike situation would solve
itself has been abandoned by the local
Union Pacific officials and the first in
stallment Of strikebreakers from the east
were shipped in here last night About
thirty were in the party. No violence
has marked the progress OF the local
strike as yet Fifty helpers are claimed
by the strikers to have gone out yester-
day.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Nebraska

hcan party in Nebraska. lie discussed
national issues and answered Mr.. Bryans
argument on the tariff, praised President
Taft for his peace treaties, and asked all
republicans to stand by the ticket and
vote for the republican candidates. lie
was repeatedly Rpplauded and was
greeted by hundreds after his talk.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
News Notes Of penhIer.

DESCHLER. Neb.. oct. Especial
Telegram)-The German Luthern Fried
ems church here will hold a missonfest
next Sunday. In addition to the pastor,
Rev. John Schwerin, the following min
listers will be present: Rev. Gagefoerd
OF Ruskin, Rev. Koehler of Gilead and
Rev. Krekeler OF Deshler.
The Deshler public schools have bought
a plano for the assembly room. A bas-
ket ball court has been made on the
school grounds and outfits for a boys
and girls basket ball team ordered.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13

also put the meadows and pastures in
fine condition. In many places the fourth
crop Of alfalfa has been cut and yielded
we'll, The average amount OF rough feed
has been cut and put up.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-13
Rebekahs Give Benefit.

TABLE ROCK. Neb.. Oct. 12-(special)
The local Rebekah lodge OF this place
gave social and supper at the Odd
feiiows' hail last evening at which
large crowd was present The proceeds
Of the entertainment. amounting TO near
No' are to go to the odd Fellows Home
at York. which Is to be dedicated next
week.