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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

A want ad campaign will get you
acquainted with lot OF people who
want to buy homes-and the home you
want 10 sell would surely suit some OF
them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Kubelik, the great player, has $3.50
900 insurance on his fingers. The
amount he carries on his hair is not
announced.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Orville Wright says man is a ma
tural flier, but you'd never think it
to ride on some of our accommoda-
ton trains.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Notice to Golfers: When a golfer
is called to the telephone before he
has finished changing from golf to
street clothes, he ought to shut the
clubhouse door.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

If you are enthusiastic, you have
probably had this experience: A sub
ested and you meet a man. You talk
enthusiastically, and find him as dead,
as cold, as lacking in enthusiasm, as
mackerel barreled five years ago.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

The daughter of Senator La Fol
lettc, is to marry a playwright. Per
haps they will dramatiZe father.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Mr.. Wickersham: "Will the CON
gregation now rise and sing I"4
verses of steel Away"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

When John d Rockefeller was boy,
his mother was always soaring him
with stories that he was liable to go
to the poorhouse. He became so
frightened that he now owns nearly
all the money in the world.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

PERSONALLY, when we were
young, we NEVER took a battery key
from anybodys car on Halloween.
Tin those days they didn't have EN-,
which perhaps explains the reason
why)
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Experience indicates that II girl
wants husband, she must get out
and hustle for one. the same as II
man hustles for job.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

We see by the paper that a young
ought to be a vital spot to be shot in.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Another sure sign that winter is on
the way They're getting the storm
windows on.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

am becoming tired Of the saying:
"All quiet on the Potomac" as | am
of the story that Byron awoke one
morning, and found himself famous.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

FRANKLY, we don't think it was
genteel of em to take that key and
keep it, but we confess stupidity in
leaving the thing on the street where
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Hello, here's November. Something
happening all the time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

After a country-town man has been
to New York, there is difference;
he is loftier, and not so well satisfied
with his own town as formerly.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

But modern sidewalks have made
it not what it used to be.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

When man amounts to so little
that he is not asked to sign petitions
or write letters of recommendation
that settles it; he is pretty low.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

LOST.-One battery key, without
which one young Buick refuses to
run. Reward for return, and no ques-
tions asked.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Women who are invited to a party
are not satisfied: they want to be
asked to help receive.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

When two members of the same
family meet on the street, they always
seem to have something disagreeable
to talk about.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

If a woman didn't occasionally go
wrong, the good ones would be SO
proud that there would be no living
with them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

How is it that widow, bowed in
grief at the funeral and seeing no
one, can tell after it is over who was
there?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Another Halloween is gone and
you can heave sigh Of relief.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

a wrong is sometimes nothing more
serious than man clamoring for
something he is not entitled to.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Don't let a man tell you what peo-
pie say about you without telling him
what people say about him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

they attend ball game, they want to
see the home team beaten.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

There may be pleasure in tellilg to.
day of the big thing you intend to ac-
complish tomorrow; but the humiia-
ton you suffer tomorrow, when you
find you cant make your big talk
good, probably offsets it.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

What do people talk most about? ]
have concluded that they talk most OF
Outrages.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Some people remind one OF dogs;
whatever they want to do they do,
without much regard for the proprie-
ties.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

1t could be got at-and particularly
in view of our remarkable police pro
lection.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

About the only thing that happens
in a country town is the appearance
in the spring and fall of strange
milliner to trim hats for six weeks
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

OF course you've noticed how bloom
ing jealous every doctor in a little
country town is of every other doctor
in the town. This situation recently
resulted in the near-death of one
woman in a north Nebraska village
The woman was preachers wife.
There were three doctors in the church
and when the preachers wife got sick
she didn't know, for the life Of her,
which one to employ. So she just lay
there on her bed and came near pass.
ing away before she finally got up
nerve enough to call one of the ply.
sicians, at the risk of offending the
other two.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

If a woman's daughters hang on too
long, she says girl who marres be-
fore she is 80, is robbed Of her girl
hood
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

More money is put into mining and
politics than is taken out.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

! try not to be prejudiccd, but do
not make much Roadway against It.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

We would think some of these golf
sharks under 30 would feel ashamed
of themselves to let man who has
lived about half a century, go out aud
clean up everybody in town for the
championship.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

| wish ! could take advice as easily
as | give it.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

There is only one other kind of
jealousy that ever grows as bitter
as the jealousy between small town
doctors, and that's the bitterness that
arises between members of the church
choir
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

/ never knew man who could keep
a horse looking decent in winter time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

1t makes very little difference with
some men whether they make a state
ment on oath at the courthouse, or
on the street.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

1t is easy to carry some things so
far that everybody will lose money,
and few get killed.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

In politics, lot of things happen,
and a lot of fellows claim the credit.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

When man wants to talk it over,
he thinks he can soon bring the op.
position around to his way of think.
ing.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

There is this distinction though:
The church choir affair is found in
every city as well as in every ham.
let. One Omaha church almost dis.
rupted because two families in the
church won't stand for certain choir
leader and everybody else is dead
set on having him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

There are two things people are
quick to notice; when man wears n
wig, and when Il woman paints her
cheeks
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Speaking of Halloween luck,
wouldn't it make you swear to pye
two pages of the noon edition at the
last minute before going to press?
Now you noon editioners know why
you got four pages yesterday.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

That reminds us, Christmas is only
eight weeks away, and you'd better
buy 'em early.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Now that the worlds series has
been played off for another year, what
is there for a man to do the next
twelve months?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

II always makes a man mad to ask
him to be identified.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

1t is easy to convince n man thai
he is being wronEed
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Some people think that if they do
not eat with a knife, or drink out
of saucer, that is enough to know
about etiquette.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

When a woman abuses you, stand
it; you can't fight a woman. But
these is way of getting even; abuse
her preserves behind her back.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Some men are like monographs;
every day they reel off exactly the
same records.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

A great trick of pretty women is
not to be very fond OF anyone.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

In nine cases out of ten, an excuse
doesn't excuse.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

A modest man is usually admired
If people ever hear of him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Somehow, a barefooted woman al
ways shocks a man. A man knows a
woman has feet, but he hates to see
them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

you ram for lamb, and little is thought
of Il.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

The popularity of dogs is due to a
story told years ago, and never au-
thenticated, that there was once a
dog that would go after the cows.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Cranking a car in cold weather
wears almost as many blisters on a
fellows hand as the furnace game.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

| don't want to solve the problems
of life; / want to get rid OF hearing
them talked about.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

We see by the paper that two big
moving picture magnates were VIC
tins of a Jap running amuck in Los
Angeles. We trust their picture in
6tinct prompted them to have the pic
ture machine ready for the emer-
genCy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Dan Stephens is quoted as saying
hat he's elected anyway, but is mere
iy travelling over the district to let
mis- constituents get "A glimpse at him.
A man named Dan once had an awful
fall when he got too chesty-Dan Nc
Ginty, wasn't it?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Another persons secret is like an.
other PERSONS money; you are not
as careful with it, as you are of your
own.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

In buying things, you are compelled
to run almost as much risk in trading
horses; nearly every butcher will sell
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Now we're glad we didn't register.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Hello, here's Halloween again!
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Don't SILVER. This is only a taste.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Do we understand Mr.. Bryan to
mean that he will vote for La Fol
lette if Bob is nominated?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

Try a News Want AID.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03
The Norfolk Weekly News Journal

every Friday. by mail per year, $3.50.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
Inasmuch as S. S. Strattan,
Jr., Is a Candidate for Re
Election They Decide Not
to Oppose Him.
REV. GRAHAM is TO
ALSO BE NOMINATED
S. S. Strattan Is Confident
He Will Be Elected to Sue
ceed Himself-Are One or
Two Dark Horses.

The bloom OF woman's suffrage
which budded so brightly about =
week ago. when the Women's FEEDER.
alton OF City clubs announced the
candidacy OF Miss Sarah Hill for 4
member of the school board has fad
ed and died. Today the City Fedora
tion announces the withdrawal OF
Miss Hills name. as candidate to
succeed Stephen S. Strattan. who 10
now president of the school board
The Federation finds that Mr.. STRAIT
tan will accept reelection and 1t does
not wish to oppose him. A poll taken
of the councilmen shows that any
woman candidate would not receive
more than three or four votes.
Besides withdrawing the name OF
Miss Hill. the Federation wishes to
disavow in every particular the arti-
June 15." This article stated that the
women would present Miss Hills
name to council, that In case OF her
election there would be general
shake-up" In school affairs. and that
some of the old teachers would be re-
tired. 1t stated that the women
would make "a fight to the finish" for
the election OF their candidate State
ments were made to this effect by 4
member OF the Women's Federation to
la Palladium reporter
strattan Confident
"I'll be there with the goods" de-
clared 8. s. Strattan. when he was
asked today regarding his candidacy
for reelection. 1t is understood that
Mr.. Strattan has made a canvass OF
councilmen and is certain of victory.
1t was at first reported that Mr. STRAIT
tan would resign. On the date Of the
first meeting of council in June, when
1t has been customary for council to
choose school board member, II was
decided to hold over the election. AZ
council was not ready then to take
any action. Mr. Strattan's record on
! the school board was attacked by
Councilman Weishaupt, who declared
that he did not attend to school bust.
ness
Although Rev. r. J. Graham, who
will probably be nominated to oppose
Mr.. Strattan. is out of the city. and
no statement can be secured from
him, it is almost certain he will ac-
cept the position ii elected.
! 1t is said that the name Of John
Bayer will be presented by Council
man Bartel, as he favors Democrat
on the board. Councilmen Evans and
candidate whose identity is not d.
vulged.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
TAFTS CELEBRATE
"S|LvER Wedding
White House to Be Scene oi
a Large and Merry Gath
ering Tonight.
(National News Association)

(Nat1Onal NEWS ASSOclatlOnD
Washington, d. c., June 19.-Seldom
IL ever before in it's history has the
White House been the scene Of such a
large and merry gathering as assem-
bled there today to help the President
and Mrs. Taft celebrate their silver
wedding anniversary. Open house
was kept throughout the day. Foreign
diplomats. members of the judiciary,
senator's and representatives and 9TH
er persons prominent In official life
called to offer their congratulations.
But the occasion was made most fe-
licitous by the presence of all the
family relatives from near and far and
also a large number of the Presidents
boyhood friends who came from Gin
cinnati In response to special invi-
tation. These relatives and friends
were entertained at luncheon at the
executive mansion and later in the
day there was garden party in the
White House grounds for which sew
eral thousand invitations were issued.
The governors of several states and
the mayors of many of the large cities
throughout the country were among
those present.
The marriage Of William Howard
Taft and Miss l.. Heron was cele-
brated in Cincinnati. June 19, 1886.
The ceremony was performed by the
Rev. Moses A. Hoge. of GAINESVILLE. o..
an old friend of the Heron family Mr..
Taft had recently graduated from Yale
and was employed as reporter on a
Cincinnati newspaper and at the same
time was studying law. Miss Heron
had lately finished her education at
Cincinnati university and was engaged
teaching in private school. The
bridegroom was in his twenty-ninth
year. while the bride had just passed
her twenty-fifth birthday anniversary.
II is an interesting coincidence that
exactly twenty-five years after the
day Of his marriage. Mr.. Taft was
nominated for President OF the United
States.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
START MURDER TRIAL
F. H. Henwood Faces Jury at
Denver Today.
(National News Association)

SNdtlDhdt GNe"s <ASSotEAIlCHy
Denver. Colo. June 19.-The case Of
Frank H Henwood. who on May "a
shot down three men in the barroom
of the Brown Palace Hotel, was called
for trial today. Henwood's victims
were Sylvester t"Tony'D Won Publ.
who had a national reputation as an
aeronaut. G. E. Copeland. a mining
man of Victor, Colo. and J. w. Atkin-
son, a wealthy contractor of Colorado
Springs. Won Publ and Copeland died
of their wounds. while Atkinson is on
the road TO recovery.
Henwood is to be tried first on a
charge of numbering Won Publ, who
was the object of his attack. Copeland
and Atkinson were bystanders and had
no part in the quarrel. The trouble
between von Publ and Henwood is
said to have originated over rivalry
for a woman's favor. The woman in
the case is said to be the wife Of a
prominent Denver banker Since the
tragedy the husband has applied for !
divorce.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
RICHMOND WITHIN
$l30 OF THE GOAL
That Sum Was All Not Sub
scribed to Earlham Fund
at Noon Today.

At noon today Richmond was with
in $3.50 of the $4,000 which has been
the goal of Earlham's campaigners
here. The big rally which resulted in
a grand total for Richmond OF $9,7O0
late Saturday gave assurance that the
fund would be completed quickly
here, and this morning $170 was add
ed to the previous total.
While there is no doubt that the
full $4,000 will be subscribed in
Richmond, the campaign managers
hope that each friend of Earlham will
not wait for the "other man" to send
in the pledges that are needed today.
In that event Earlham might wait in
vain for the necessary $3.50.
1T is another case where there
might be slip through the applica-
tion of the old saying that what is
everybody's business is nobody's busi-
ness,'" said Chairman Pearson. I'VE
still need $3.50 to complete the fund OF
$4,000, and unless some of our
friends make it their business to see
that We get it-well, you can see what
would happen
| While there will be no further so.
licitation or urging after the $4,000
has been subst ribed, the Earlham
campaigners will not object il Rich.
mond insists on subscribing enough
more to provide a little lee way
The state insists" on doing this and
If Richmond feels the same way about
it enough additional money will be
subscribed to take care of the expense
of the campaign and any other en-
ergencies that may arise in its wake
Also Earlham will have more money
| with which to increase the efficiency
and usefulness Of the institution.
Headquarters in the Leeds building
| will not be kept open after, tomorrow
noon. At that time the business OF
| the campaign will be transferred tc
the library building at Earlham. which
was used during the first weeks Of the
state campaign. Pledges will be re
ceived at the Leeds building until
noon tomorrow and thereafter at the
| library building at Earlham Chairman
Pearson expects to give attention now
to the hundreds of pledge cards thai
have been received. They will be ar
ranged and classified so that 1t will be
| possible to show all sources OF the
money that has been subscribed fol
"debt-free Earlham." The cards viii
be checked and complete totals made
| for announcement during the com
mencement exercises at Earlham or
Wednesday morning
An additional gift of $40 was report
ed this morning by the members ol
the sophomore class. A few dayi
ago they had subscribed $25s. Other
members of the class have since join
ed and the total from the class nov
has reached $328
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
NOW
Open FOR SEASON
Tennis Courts and Baseball
Diamond Are in Excel
lent Condition Now.

The school Fairgrounds will be open
to the public again during the summer
vacation, under the supervision OF n.
C. Heironimus and A. B. Roy OF the
Garfield teaching force. The tennis
courts, croquet courts. and ball diar
mond will all be kept in first class
condition and will no doubt be in al
most constant use.
No charges will be made for the use
of the grounds. and tennic nets and
ball bases will also be furnished free.
Those who have no racquets. balls.
etc, OF their own, will be able to rent
these articles on the ground at very
moderate rental The grounds will
be open fro nearly morning till dark
and the privilege of any court or ball
ground may be reserved In advance 30
that there need be no danger OF DIS
appointment because the grounds are
in use.
The days will be divided into periods
Of an hour and half In length. be-
ginning at eight-thirty In the morn
ing and running till dark. Any period
OF the day may be engaged for q week
in advance
The pupils of Garfield school have
made arrangements to have the use Of
the material belonging to this school
during the vacation on payment Of .
merely nominal sum. Any member OF
the school may secure this privilege
by paying 25c as summer dues. A
number have already paid. thus assur-
ing more general use oE the grounds
than IN former years. The plan orfgi-
mated in the school council and was
the occasion Of ! number of spirited
debates before It was finally worked
out and adopted
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
BEEF PACKERS LOSE
Motion to Quash Uncle Sans
Indictment Denied.
(National News Association

Chicago. June ia rehearing of
the motion to quash the indictments
was denied ten millionaire beef pack
ers by Judge Carpenter of the United
States court today. This, the sixth
effort to evade trial. was inaugurated
since the Supreme Courts Standard
Oil and Tobacco decisions and was
based on the allegation that the Pack.
ers' Trust is reasonable The ten
millionaires are. under individual in.
dictment and their trial under the anti
trust law now seems inevitable.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
LOVES LOVE MESS
WILL END LOVELY
tNationai News Association,

N*~estouai sNeWs sASsoctNtiOnJ
Baker City. Oregon. June l9.-As a
result OF hating OF testimony In the
Love divorce case here. Mr.. and Mrs
Sidney c. Love. the latter designated
by Artist Burns,Jones as the mos,
beautiful woman In the world. likely
vii mlake up and live happily ever
after.
This was reported today following
. happy little supper engaged in by
the warning pair and their daughter
Nuriel. six years old. last night
Friends declared that Love would
drop his counter action for divorce
and that Mrs. Love would quit smok
Ing cigarets and all would be Love
~"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-19
NEW DEAL NOW ON
FOR.I. O. o. F. HALL

Stock held by Whitewater lodge of
Odd Fellows in the I. o. o. F. block on
Eighth and Main streets may be pur-
chased by Hermann. Woodward and
Richmond lodges of Odd Fellows. ill.,
stead of by Clarence Gennett who has
been dickerins for the building for
some weeks. Whitewater lodge has
been given the assurance by the other
lodges that sufficient money will be
raised by them to take up the stock
now held by Whitewater. Within the
next two weeks they will attempt to
raise the money and if it is found i'm
possible. they will no doubt join with
Whitewater lodge and offer their
stock to NI. CNnn0ts,