davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Mohave County miner., 1911-01-21

The Director of the Mint estimates a gold production of 3,372, 256s in Ari- zona in 1910, against 2,626, ,SOOs in 1909, and an output of 2,S35,64l fine ounces of silver in 1910, against 2,523,6OO fine ounces in 1909.
Mohave County miner., 1911-01-21

Gen. John Boyle, of Golconda, was a visitor in Kingman Thursday last.
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stsriss st ths Paris Courts.

*
Among humorous stories Of the Par.
q law courts It ts told how well
known lawyer, N. Alem Rousseau,
swassOnce pleading q rather tiresome
case and, noticing that the Judges were
paying no attention to him, said AS
the president sis failing asleep III sus-
pend my speech 4 But the Judge had
Just woke up and cried, And I .sus-
pend you from practicing for six
months. Nothing daunted, the law
yer retorted, well; II suspend myself
forever and ever and, gathering up
his. brief aud cap. he j. left the court
and never appeared again. 3
a Paris barristan M. Clery, however,
was more vigorous. Seeing that the
president and the assessors were all
asleep he stopped. and, dealing a tre-
Snendo nss blow on the desk in front Of
him that woke everybody up with a
start, he cried, Yesterday at this same
hour was saying And the whole
bench rubbed their eyes and asked each
other II they had really slept through
twenty. hours.
The same counsel was pleading at
versatile on d cold day and remarked
that the judges were all turning more
and more around toward a stove that
gave out a welcome heat. ''The tribu-
nal behind which I have the honor, OF
speaking brought them all right about
face at once.
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Should Join the Democrats,

Those gentlemen who are pleased
to call themselves progressive repub-
licans and who are strenuously en-
gagged in an effort to perfect an or
ganization which is to be known as
the National Progressive Republican
league, should be invited to join the
Democratic. party. If they are as
much in sympathy and as deeply in
earnest as they profess to be IN the
promotion Of those measures which
have been advocated by the demo-
Gratis for the last fourteen years,why
do they not join hands with the Dem
ocrats? The door is open. Come
inside, gentlemen, and you will find
millions Of loyal patriots who are
good and true and who are earnestly
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Difference in Soil.

A southern Minnesota editor is be-
wailing the fact that settlers pass by
the lands Of that section and go on
to the new lands of the northern
part of the state The same editor
forgets that the land seeker can get
land for one-fourth or. one-ffth the
price in the newer sections, and, get
virgin soil atsthat. There is tre-
mendous difference between virgin
soil at $25 an acre and exhausted
soil at $780,: But we join our
southern brother in his lament be-
cause there are so unreasonable many
that pass up. Minnesota altogether,
Cloquet Independent. & !,
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DotYousiyvantlAo Get Slender 2

y 00@O ouayvanIi60 AeSl StondorYa,E F.,
A food specialist said of dieting:
"The simplest, easiest and most efica-
cious diet to bring down the weight is
the one dish diet At no meal, that is.
should more than one. dish, be eaten.
The dish may be what you will-Irish
stew, smaearoni and cheese, roast beef,
vegetabl l1soup,s bacon and eggs-but
no courses are5to precede or follow it..
You may eat as much as you choose
OF the DISH; and yet, for all that. you
will lose weight steadily. ] It's the va
rtety OF dishes-t the oysters. soup, fish,
turkey, mince pie. ice cream-it's the
variety Of dishes. creating. an arti.
fetal appetite when the body has real
~ had all it requires. that causes cor
pulence. If we confine ourselves to one
dish we know when we've had enough
I've don't know -otherwise-and the
result is that we soon drop down to
the slimness natural to children, ami
mails and ztemperatesand healthy men
and women kansas City Star.
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Il. Had !. Claim.

2 In a scertainatoWn was a young law
yer. whose, father was very rich and
who had been sent TO an eastern law
school Since his graduation he had
done nothing except open an Office be-
cause he had plenty of money. This
young lawyer was proposed for mem
bership in the local fire company.
Eve cannot elect him. one of the
members protested. ''The constitution
Of our company says that the mem
bers of 1t must sleep and live here in
the city, and he lives out of town on
a farm and not in the city at-all. He
would be OF no value at all in case of
a fire at night. He doesn't sleep here
at night
enc" replied his proposer; 1T is true
he doesn't, sleep here at night, but he
sleeps here in his Office all day"
And they elected him on that ground.
Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post.
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rowing wife, old before her time, is con-
demned to a life of unremitting toll,
to give the offspring of an unhappy
imarr iages that support which drink de-
pr1ves the husband of both the in
'cltnation and capacity to supply.
r. But why enlarge on facts with which
-eyeuyone'i is familiar Drink is the
great curse Of our country and our age.
Once "a. man becomes its victim there
is usually little help for; him through
good resolutions Or efforts to reform
Only. extraneous aid can supply the
remedy. There is such remedy. how
ever. certain and unfailing. No mat
ter to.swhattsdeptht theyivictim of the
liquor habit has descended the JULIET
MURRAY LANG INSTITUTE of St
Paul stands out as beacon light to a
c0hip- WEEeckedf mariner. s.%s .. A"
Remember it is never too late to
m ends Go ITO the Juliet Murray Lang
Institute and be cured from ali desire
efterWArd to show to the whole world
0hAtiYoN are lin very. truth--a man
Mrs. Lang gives personal attention to
every patiepty aside from the regular
physician and nurses in attendance
Prices and terms are reasonable
Write correspondence strictly private
.JULIETs MURRAY LANG INSTITUTE
: r. 2ss, Walnut Street. G
~. IAui. MINI.
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HAIL, RAIN, SLEET AND SNOW.

From the northern boundary of
Minnesota down to elongated Illinois
the past few days and, nights have
been filled with just about every
thing in the shape of moisture that
can be wrung from the Skies. Pelt-
ing rains have merged, into singing
sleet and this in turn has given way
to snow, and never was falling snow
more; beautiful. g.. g.. @-....
There's a reason ..s =.
- Sunny skies, balmy breezes, I'M
folding flowers and twittering birds,
"the breezy, call of incense breathing
morn,' are all right at times and
may combine to make fine and
dandy spring --but not yet: Winter
fingers in the lap of spring and from
the plodding farmer to the overfed
capitalist of the cities the northwest
joins in one glad shout
"Good boy, Old winter
And then all unite in the hope that
he will stick around long enough to
again moisten the earth with his
icy tears, and that when his sobs
have been thawed into rain drops bv
gentle spring, the sky will continue
to leak until the soil is once more
soaked, the brooks again gurgling,
the rivers murmuring, the wells CIV
ing out bountiful supplies, and all
thing enlivened by, the draughts
from the heavens.
1t is said that the real amount of
good resulting from the moisture
which has fallen within the past
week can not be computed, that every
snow flake and every rain drop re-
presented dollar each, and while
that may be placing it little high
with Canadian reciprocity threaten
ed-the total value of the precipita-
ton is great enough to warrant the
prevailing impression that the soil is
being put into splendid shape for
a bountiful crop. .,..-E
The touch of winter is timely in
asmuch as it holds back the ambi-
tious flowers and fruit trees. carry
ing them on until there can be little
danger of recurrence of what hap
pened last year when many sprout-
ing twig, budding flower and tree
was given frost which the warmth
of subsequent suns failed = to re-
suscitate
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The Simple Maid.

ne Simple "0e0s
Twas In a simple. country town, and
the maid OF all work was simple and
innocent in sympathy. When she re-
turned. from shopping half d sovereign,
short in,s her. change Mrs. Mango
Chutney was naturally. incensed. !.
Go back to each shop. you careless
CIR, "she told the weeping maid, s'and
tell them ven are half "a sovereign
short in your money and; they must
give It you" 1s :,
Susan went and: was back again ia
half an hour. Entering her mistress,
sanctum, she laid five half .sovereigns
on the table. before her; Faithful as
always,is she .had carried out q Mrs.
Mango hutney's Instructions to, the
letter, and each shopkeeper, fearful Of
doing wrong and hurting a fellow crea-
ture, had thrust the missing, coin upon
the bewildered girl, -London Answers.
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Do you know that all the minor
ailment colds are by far the most
dangerous? It IS not the cold itself
that, you need to fear. but the serious
disease that it, often leads to-. Most
OF, these areeknown as germ diseases.
Pneumonia i and consumption are
among them, Why not take Cham
berlaiRa: Cough, Remedy and cure
Your ldrEtilssye us can? For sale
hy, Barksrss Drug Store
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Tho om.ndi 10 Black leott lJ ].


A church membersin lonely district
OF Saskatchewan absented himself
from services for some months. On
being approached ;ona the subject he
said he was sorry, but it, was impossi-
bic to- attend any more. He was
pressed to give reasons and at length
said 1t was owing to the. bad conduct
OF the experimenting Clergyman, and
catechist.
He and others had witnessed them
drinking, when driving roundsson their
visits. They had passed, a black bot
tie from hand to hand It was impos-
sible~ to attend the ministry Of such
men. Inquiries proved that the of
Tending bottle" was a pair Of field
glasses with which the drivers sur
veyed the surrounding country ana
tried to- locate the various churches.
shacks and trails. Sunday at Home.
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Will Grow ANYTHING.

The soil in this part of the coun-
try will grow anything that can be
grown in the northern country. 1t
is only matter of getting the soil
into shape, of subduing the wildness
and putting it to the uses Of civiliza-
tion.~ Could we look far enough
ahead we should see the country
around Lake Of the Woods transform
ed into a country of small farms,
with nice buildings on, and villages
every few miles, like the regions ad-
joining the lakes in Ohio and Michi-
Warroad Plaindealer.~ a* -
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CITY OF BEMIDlr

County Scat. z
Population-1n 1900. 1900 in 1910
5000. # 5s3 ss ~. .5 NJ
Summer Observation-Disclosures OF outsid-
ers make their summer home on Lake
Bemidji. Fishing boating and bath
ing accommodate tons are second Ito none
in the United States. I'll 55s
Area-Ten Square miles incorpora ted
Altitude-1400@. FEET above sea level
Water Power-2200 developed horse.
power, Mississippi river. 4
>. Water-Absolutely pure Two arte.
sian wells.
Water Mains-AbOu ten miles
Boating-5OO miles by lake and river
Death Rate-5.4 thousand in 1909
Annual Raiufau-33.7 inches.
Temperature-20 above, winter: II
summer, mean.
Sewer Mains-About five miles. .gst..
Cement Sidewalks-Twelve miles.
Lakeshore Dr1ve-Ten miles &
Parkn-Two.
Water Frontage-Ten miles, two lakes
aid Mississippi river. -1.
A Home Town-t600 residences.
Taxpayers-1200
Churches-S.
School HouseS-Four: a.
Bank Depos1ts--SS00,0OO. --..
Manufacturers-t1ard handles
lumber, lath, shingles and various other
Industries.
Great Distributing Point-Lumber
products, groceries -four. feed and hay.
Postal Receipts-$2O,s75, for 1910;
10th place in the state outside of St.
Paul. Minneapolis and Duluth -
Postal Savings Bank-Only one in
Minnesota. 4
Rai1roads-Grea: Northern, Mime
sofa & International, M, r. L. & M,
Minneapolis st. Paul & zSault ste,
Marie, Wilton & Northern, Grand Forks
to Duluth and Bemidji-Sauk Centre.
aailroad Depots-Three.
Passenger Trains-Fourteen daily.
Hospitals-One
Distances-To st Paul, 2s0 miles: to
Duluth, 167 miles. -;
Hotels-Fifteen. .:.E ~
Brewertes-One.
Saw1a3lls-Four
Handle Factories-Ons.
Boat Factories-One. n. .....
Wholesale Housos-Four.
BankS-Three. ..-|.s E.- .. -aF
Auto aarages-One. ...
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the date will be on which Theodore
makes g speech in this Texas town.
it the above conditions are TO be adj
hered to? Roosevelt may gay things
that shouldn, the said but up to date
de has never been strong on apollo
gies. In fact, it may properly be
said that there is no such word as
apology" in the Roosevelt vocabu-
larry.
AS to the mayor who felt con-
strained to- stir up once again that
7Ffsaacctional strife which happily SIS sloz-
ing into what must finally be
an eternal slumber, the least said the
better. He is of the. type that still
hates the yankees. andsto him any
one living north of the Mason and
Dixon line is a yankee. Z
The Civil War is history: Proud
ly erect, as is their right. the. vets
who 5waded through 1--we years of
blood are willing and glad ito grasp
the hands of the old fellows who wore
the, blue and whose fame is.enhanced
by the undisputed fact that Il they
whipped as brave a foe as the, world
has ever SEEN. The surrender of Lee
at Appamattox ended. the fighting
spirit of his men and they resigned,
wentback to, their, farms, villages and
cities, citizens of the United States.
but determined to- perpetuate; the
memory of sThe Lost Cause"
When in 1908 the 1bugles sounded
a call to arms to repress ia styrant
from across the waters, nc. part ofgthe
country: made quicker response than
Dixie and what is more, battle-scar-
red generals who had once planned
campaigns for the stottering govern
ment of jeff Davis, buckled gon their
old swords but now,in uniforms of
blue, lead the armies; of the United
States. III :. 9l:
And SO, with this sorteo Of a feeling
prevalent in both the North and
South, such attempts as the one made
by the Texas mayor, to strain the re-
lations between the two / sections
must fail. .. ,......
Roosevelt, in the history he wrote,
spoke plainly of Jefferson Davis, who
by no means was typical of, the best
the. South had to offer, and it ill De-
comes the Texan to picture him a
martyr and at the same time snub
a former president of the United
States. - .
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Not .Alwaua.

Whenever hear the suffrage com
bated." said an English lord, ION the
score Of woman's protected, sheltered,
.petteds Mel think; OF a. poor woman !
once questioned In. England.
This poor creature had been beaten
BY her husband in, a drunken fury.
The man had been drunk. itfappears,
for ten days running.
Ny good friend said to her,
does your husband always drink like
that?'
!. No, my lord she answered. Some
times gets bout O. work"
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A. Miraaie Under . 5 Td,;r,.

) In n The Glory Of thes Shia; World"
translated from a. Persian manuscript,
Is "a story thai VIII interest Christian
Scientists: @.
. 'Nadir, builder Of the golden porch
OF Nadir,' in. the sacred city of Mesh.
ed. was a world conqueror and lord
or exception, albeit .cruel;4 OF his
power Of perception they relate that
one day when he1entered the sacred
shrine he saw blind man invoking
the aid Of the imam,- and upon inquiry
he learned that he had been there for
several months. The Heats,monarch
asked him why his faith was so weak
that. his sight had not been restored
and swore that, it ION. his. return: he
found him still blind he would cut OF
hisehead The wIetched man. prayed
80 fervently. and fixed his mind so in.
tently on the imam that within 4 few
minutes his 1sightrwa restored
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THAT TERRIBLE. CURSE ,.DR1Nl<,,

There is no man whose condition is
SO pitiable as the: slave to the liquor
destroys his reputation, undermines
his health, paralyzes his intellect, viii
.ates his morals and ultimately makes
him an object of loathing and con-
tempt. His friends forsake him. He
brings sorrow and disgrace upon every
one connected with him and drags his
family down to misery and poverty.
To get drink he squanders the money
with which he should supply them At
the end. his children are in rags and
dependent upon charity. and his sor-
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A, Witty Retort

An Englishman In Dublin was asked
by an Irish cab driver If he wished to
ride through the city. 4
No" replied the sEngishman:s 81 am
able to walk
"Ah, well" remarked the jehu, ''may
yer. honor long be- able,i but seldom
willing! =,
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Who said christmas comes but
once a year?
The State High School Board has
fifteen Agricultural schools to give
away this year.
Bemidji has hung up her stocking;
and we believe in Santa Claus.
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WILL He EVER MAKE: THAT SPEECH

"Not until he has offered a COM
plete and unrestricted apology for
his SANDER against Jefferson Davis
will the doors of my city be open to
Theodore Roosevelt" was the posi-
ton assumed by the mayor of a Texas
town which had extended The former
president an invitation to speak.
Can anyone emagine about " what
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Il you haxe5strouhle in getting rid
Of your cold you may know that you
are not treating it properly. There
is no reason why cold should hang
on for weeks and 1t will not If you
take Chamberlain'ss Cough Remedy.
For sale by Barker.s Drug Store.
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The most common cause of inso-
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets correct these disorders and
enable you to sleep. For sale by
mania is disorders. of the stomach
Barker's Drug Store.
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, o o o O o o o o O o o o o o. o 6
, WHAT OTHER PAPERS SAY .
o 90 o 90 o o @ o 90 O o 9
Wanted-A Pickle Factory.

The Region still has that pickle
factory proposition in it's head, and
we are firmly of the opinion that if
the commercial club would take the
matter up an industry of this kind
could be landed. The more, market
we can make for the. homesteaders
the more quickly will the land be
cleared up and the better town Bau-
dette will be.-Baudette; Region.
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Miaht ne m I Nice Fix.

Tive gmens Of Milwaukee swere 3 dis
.cussing the case of person of their
acquaintance whose obituary, :; It ap-
pears, had been printed by mtstakerin
one Of that city's newspapers.
"Oh, ho!' exclaimed one o. the Ger
mans. $50 dey.y hat; printed der funeral
notice Of q man who is not dead al
ready!r We'll. y nowt he'd helm a, nice
dx, II he vas one. Of dose beeble vot
believes everything dey sees in der
bapers." Harper's Magazine
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q alh1ne 80 ealiina.

lltno ma eNon0. I
Il has bes wiely s,dbserved that
most operations can be more emciently
performed BY drawing them along
through their. proper course than BY at
tempting to 4 push and jam them.
through just C ~ s. mitch easier to.
pull anrotass taaAns g isato. push II. There.
are probably not many persons who
have tried TO push rope, but very
many, shaves attelap ID thingssamo.tas
perYerse. i In many. manufacturing -
tablishments. for example, there may
be seen numerous examples OF men
swastngaa large parteof their energy
endeayoring to- move heavy ,pieces OF
work upon small trucks. pushing and
laboripg ii the exertions OF EFFORT 4
small arartion. ofIWhichs eoea itotcause
the actual .progressio n.e Even when
such an effective aid to transport as an
industrial railway IS installed IT Il 81
ten naedfatl less ethan itsiprcpefaefi.
cheney because there Is too much push
ing and not enough pulling Casters
Magazine
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Attaehmsnt.

The schoolteacher was trying to IL
lustrate the difference between plants
and animals.
Plants. she explained, fare not sus-
ceptible Of attachment to man as ami
mails are.'' ia s
How about burs, lteacher?' piped q
small boy who had passed the sum
7merAin the country. Chicago News.
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FORGOT the Proxarh.

You may not get any more business
from me. I've bonght law book
II won't worry responded the Law!
yer. In that case shall probably
get more business than ever. Wash
ington Herald .5s5 =S ~;
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laboring to advance the well-being
of every citizen, rich or poor. high
or low Scott County Argus.



And pride goeth before US all.
When = golf club gives 4 dance, il
it a golf ball?
Money talks. but never really
ought to use g megaphone
It is sin to play poker the way
some people play It. q
Many q man shortens his days by
frightening his nights. 81.
AS soon asa baby is able to walk
It goes after the bric-a-brac.
It takes 2 woman to manage q man
without being able to understand
him. ~
+. If a man fears death it is almost q
confession that he isn't living right.
One way to lose friend is to have
him get rich while you remain poor.
When it comes to saving wood q
minutes work goes farther than an
hours talk.
It's easier for man to pocket his
pride than it is for woman-bec
he has more pockets.
We are frequently admonished to
"come early and avoid the rush, . but
suppose that everybody were to do
so? r 80. ID
Women make SO much fuss about
headgear that a man, wonders how
they will take to. the unbecoming
plain halos when they get to heaven.
Whens2an old bachelor meets a
good natured married woman he is
apt to sigh and think how different
it might have been had they met be-
fore it was too late.
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His Reward.

Lawyer Brown So 81 called the
judge q liar. LAWYER Jones Ind then
what did you do? Lawyer Brown
Thirty days Toledo Blade.
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And ti,e 3cround.. ].

RI Lady Cust0mer-DO@ You keep coffee
n the bean? New Clerk Upstairs,
madam. This. g the ground floor.
Princeton Tiger
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Women make SO much fuss about
headgear that a man, wonders how
they will take to- the unbecoming
plain halos when they get to heaven.
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Mr.. Merchant and Busne Man, meet your
competitors with their own weapons ad-
vertising.
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We are frequently admonished to
come early and avoid the rush, but
suppose that everybody were to do
so? -.
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The natural human trait is to buy where
goods are cheapest. Local pride is usually
secondary in the game OF life a. play,
today.
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MINI.