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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
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WARNING
Fresh Flowers
Mt johnson Floral Co.

Former Attorney General Here.
c. y. Prick OF Lakota, former at
torney general Of North Dakota, was
in the city Sunday evening.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
Pictures

A picture for the home 70 brighten
up some barren spot on the wall. 1t
need not be expensive-we are show.
ing . wonderful line of excellent pic.
lures thst r q surprise to every one
in their low price. Visit our Third
door picture department.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
Unable to Rcsuine Work.

Johanna Londergan; who has been
Ill for some time. is reported much
better. but will be unable to resume
her school duties until after Christ
mas.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
Cuonian Meeting

WCCLluHs
hold its regular meeting on Wednes-
day evening, December 8.
The following Is the prosram: +.
Roll Call--Cnrrentss events.
"ssttlement Schoolk"--Rena 'Pari-
THE Settlements Care Of the Sick
-Enda Wandercr.
SON.
The Playground Movement
Maud Patmore.
THE Religious Side OF Settlement"
-Cena Sprague.
instrumental Solo-Edna Joselyn.
Grand Forks is one of the best cities
In the United States. Join the Com
mercial r'ub M help tell the outside
world about it. We want more citi-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
Furniture

There is always 4 little piece Of fur.
nitnre for the home that you mean to
buy sometime. Make IL this Christ.
mas and surprise the whole family. 1t
vi O Christmas joy for every.
one and that's what We give our gifts
for.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04

There is JOY in the gift of a book-a lasting token Of friendship and
love. Solve your Christmas problem in this way. Book Dept
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-04
Hosiery

Here's . gift that 10 always accept.
able and always a pleasure to receive.
Silk or Isle hosiery in either the plain
colors or daintily decorated is cher.
ished by all ladies. You will make
no mistake In visiting our hosiery de.
partment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
SCALP WAS BADLY affected

Il am more than gratiied by the
successful results I obtained by the
use of the Cuticura Remedies. For
several years my scalp was very bad
ly affected with dandruff and scales.
My scalp itched terribly at times and
my hair fell out. My coat collar would
be actually white with the dandruff
that had fallen from my head. My
profession being that of a barber,
was particular about having my hair
In good condition, and was also in a
position to try many lotions, ETC., for
the scalp. These had little or no eff
feet l had heard so much about the
Cuticura Remedies that | resolved to
.ry them. l shampooed my head
with Cuticura Soap twice week and
after drying my head thoroughly,
anointed parts of my scalp with Cuti-
cura Ointment. I was pleased from
the outset, and continued to keep up
this treatment. To think that only
three cakes of Cuticura Soap and one
and one-half boxes of Cuticura Oint-
ment rid my head of this annoying
trouble made me feel quite contented
have now got a thick growth of hair
and | am never troubled with any
dandruff or itching of the scalp. There
is no question but that the Guticura
Remedies cured me. ! frequently
recommend them to my customers,
and they think great deal of them"
tSigned) John F. Williams. BOT Nor
folk Street, Dorchester, Boston, Mass,
July %. 1910.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
RreakInu a Hobo,s Heart.

Manager Gus Hartz was standing
near the opera house box Office when
one of two panhandlers who had en-.
tered the lobby approached him, and,
holding out an addressed and sealed
envelope, begged for the price of a
postage stamp.
TITS for me mudder, boss" he sniv'
eled. "You'se wouldn't turn down er
guy fer de price er de stamp, would
youse?'
Never" said the manager, deity
grasping the envelope and throwing 1t
through the box-off1ce-window. Here
Fred" addressing himself to Treas
urer Fred Coan, stamp this and have
it mailed"
The velocity of the proceeding fair
ly took the panhandler's breath way.
Then, backing away to where his part
ner awaited him, he whispered. Moth
in doing, bottle guys wise.
land Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
As to the Dukes Relatives.

Congressman Macon, In an after
dinner speech in Helena, was elo-
quently condemning that type of inter
national marriage wherein young
and beautiful girl and a fortune of six
or seven millions are handed over to
a dissipated and elderly foreigner with
at title.
Lots of these foreign titles would
become extinct" Representative Ma
con said, their holders would die OF
starvation were it not for our Ameri-
can dollars. | was once talking to an
English diplomat.
The duke, he said to me, belongs
to one of the most influential families
of our time.
"'Indeed!' said l. Who is his ia
ther-in-law? A New Yorker or Chi
cagoan?'"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
FOOD IN SERMONS
eeed the Dominic Right and the Ser.
mons Are Brilliant.

A conscientious, handwriting and
successful clergyman writes: Il am
glad to bear testimony to the pleasure
and increased measure of efficiency
and health that have come to me from
adopting Grape-Nuts food as one OF
my articles of diet.
For several years l was much dis
tressed during the early part of each
day by indigestion. My breakfast
seemed to turn sour and failed to di-
gest. After dinner the headache and
other symptoms following the break
fast would wear away, only to return,
however, next morning
Having heard of Grape-Nuts food, l
finally concluded to give it a trial. l
made my breakfasts of Grape-Nuts
with cream, toast and Postum. The re.
suit was surprising in improved health
and total absence Of the distress that
had, for so long a time, followed the
morning meal.
My digestion became once more
satisfactory, the headaches ceased, and
the old feeling Of energy returned.
Since that time l have always had
Grape-Nuts food on my breakfast
table.
Il was delighted to find also, that
whereas before | began to use Grape
Nuts food l was quite nervous and be-
came easily wearied in the work OF
preparing sermons and in study, a
marked Improvement in this respect
resulted from the change in my diet.
81 am convinced that Grape-Nuts
food produced this result and helped
me to a sturdy condition of mental
and physical strength.
81 have known of several persons
who were formerly troubled As | was
and who have been helped as | have
been. by the use of Grape-Nuts food
on nv recommendation" Name given
by Postum Company, Battle Creek
Mich.
There's a reason"
Read the little book, 1.-THE Road &c
Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter! new
one appears from time to time. Fhe!
are genuine, true, and 1uli OF numss
interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
President Taft's Joke.

President Taft likes a joke and
loves to be liked. When he drops
work for play he is as boyish about it
as when in college. Neither does the
president appear to be oversensitive
about his weight, which is rather more
than that of most men.
He had gone to the Chevy Chase
club outside Washington, for an after
noon game of golf recently, and came
swinging out of the clubhouse in golf
toys, which, If anything, add to his
stature. Passing the tennis courts he
saw Washington friend who Is heavy
enough to have been taken for the
president at a distance before now.
The president stopped and smiled
broadly at the efforts of the stout one
to reduce.
Hello, Walker" he said, as the
game slackened, FAR be it from me to
suggest that you need that exercise.
old man."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW
Many Women There Are Who VIII
Understand Just Why Long-Suf-
fering "Worm" Turned.

Several years ago an Atchison couple
were living happily together. The
community was shocked one day when
the wife applied for a divorce and got
It. The story Of the divorce has come
out. 1t seems that the wife went into
the kitchen and Shaved" all day. She
made bread, pies, cake, cookies and
pork and beans. She boiled a tongue,
made a potato salad, stuffed eggs,
made custard and brown bread.
When her husband came home at
six o'clock in the evening he found her
dressed up. And on the table was
cold tongue. pork and beans, fresh
bread, cake, cookies, pie, potato salad.
stuffed eggs, brown bread and GUS
tard The wife thought her husband
would say: "You poor darling, how
you have worked today!" Instead, he
said, in surprised way: GOLD sup
per! Lord, but you have an easy
time!" His wife did not answer him.
She was speechless with rage, and
he does not know to this day why she
asked the court to be divorced from
BRUTE.-Atchison Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS
British Housewife Showed How to
Draw tho Line Between Senti-
ment and Supper.

Apropos of King Georges corona
ton John Quinn of the Irish Indepen'
dence League said the other day in
New York:
There will be lot Of empire talk
and imperialism talk to spoil the coro
nation. The English imperialist, you
know, prefers to talk about the EN-
pire's fringe, Of which he is ignorant
rather than about it's heart, which he
knows to be diseased.
"The empire bubble was once prick
ed nicely by an English housewife.
Her husband came home late on a
Sunday afternoon smelling Of beer and
tobacco and very red in the face.
"'Oh,' he said, I've had a fine time
I've been to an empire meeting. II
was grand
Then he frowned and said impa
tiently:
What's the matter with supper!
Amt 1t ready yet?'
His wife, who was peeling pota
toes and holding squawking baby
Here she said, take hold Of your
bit Of the empire while l fry these
chips"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Endless Life In God,

Happy are those who can see the
eternal stars in the sunlight as well
as in the darkness; to whom all that
is fairest in this visible world is the
revelation Of the glory of divine and
eternal things; to whom the common
gifts of Gods providence are the sym
bols and sacraments of the better gifts
of his grace; to whom life unvexed
by care and Illuminated with gladness
is the discipline for an endless life in
God.-R w. Dale, D. D.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
WHY. YES, SHE GOT THE NOTE
Beautiful Roses Appreciated. but
There Was "Fy In the
Ointment.

A young man whose gallantry is In
excess of his means sought to remedy
this defect and to save the expense
of the money required for the pur-
chase of flowers for his lady loves by
arranging with a gardener to let him
have a bouquet from time to time, in
return for his castoff clothes. So 1t
happened that one day he received a
bunch of beautiful roses, which he at
once dispatched to her house. In
sure anticipation of a friendly vel
come, he called on the young woman
that evening. He got a frosty recep-
ton.
"Did-er-did you get my flowers
today?" he was finally forced to ask.
Eyes, and the note that went with
them"
Mote? Why, did l send note?"
"You did A disgraceful note,
scrawled with blunt pencil on dirty
paper. Here it is. l don't understand
1t, and l don't think you are very
humorous
The note read as follows:
Here's your flowers, but you owe
me a pair of pants for 'em. '-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

HH5HHl Coloma, Wisconsin, For three years was
1 troubled with female weakness, irregularities,
ackache and bearing down pains. saw an adj
advertisement Of Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable
HHI Compound and decided to try it. After taking
H|several bottles found it helping me, and
MH#I must say that perfectly well now and GAIA
\A#HA not thank you enough for what Lydia E. Pink
ll#HHI hams Vegetable Compound has done for mes
NsSNHa Mrs John Wentland r.. f. D., No. 8, Box co.
Wisconsin.
1NAaAl Women who are suffering from those dis
Is peculiar to their sex should not lose sight Of
5 or doubt the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
npound to restore their health.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Microbes and Cats.

A Chicago man is organizing to kill
off the cats. He Is a doctor. and he
gives as a reason for his murderous
intent that the cats whiskers are the
roosting place Of numerous unsightly
and terrifying microbes, ready to
pounce upon their victim at the first
chance. In order to expedite the mas
sacre of the felines the doctor has in
vented sort of gibbet trap, which is
said to terminate the cat in the most
painless manner. The doctor Is now
being assailed on every side, espe-
cially by the women, who have taken
the cat tribe to heart.
We do not expect this mans mi
crobe scare will result in the death Of
single cat People are getting tired
of microbe scares There are too
many of them. If they run from all
the microbes that are discovered they
will keep on the run. A person should
know how to live-how to keep clean,
pure, temperate, brave, hopeful, and
then snap his fingers at the microbes.
especially those on the cats whis-
kers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
The esser Evil.

Gresham college in 1719 was the
scene of a famous serio-comic duel be.
tween two celebrated doctors, DR..
Mead and DR.. Woodward, both of
whom were lecturers at the college
While walking down Bishopsgate
street one morning they quarreled
over some medical question and ad-
tourned to the square of the college
to fight it out with swords Woodward
fell, wounded in several places, where
upon Mead magnanimously said, take
thy life Anything but your physic, :"
Kissed back the chagrined Woodward
ere he swooned away.-London Chron
lcJe
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

lNSOLENT OFFICE BOY MEETS
WITH BIG SURPRISE.
Tried His overbearina Manner With
the Managers Wife, to the Great
Delight of His Enraged
Victims.

The new office boy was exhibiting
his "insolence of office" air for the
benefit of those poor unfortuntes who
were sitting listlessly or nervously
ABOUT the vicinity of the seventh por-
tai from the throne of a theatrical
manager. Every time the door opened
the one who had been there longest
was permitted to slip through to the
sanctum sanctorum. All the rest
looked on enviously but resignedly
There was no use fighting against
custom. The room was full of aspi-
rants for positions, and each new
conner was carefully scrutinized and
mentally labeled. Only the Office boy
paid no attention to them. He was
not at all interested and was deter
| mined that every one should plainly
understand his attitude
The insolence of the fellow was al
most unbearable, and both men and
women longed to throttle him, but
what could poor, down-trodden &C.
tor do? The Office cat had the right
to be impudent to him, if it so desired,
for did not the cat belong to the man
ager, while as yet he himself did not
| occupy even as big a position as that
of super. Never mind, some day
well, who knows what may happen?
Stars have been known to burst forth
in single night, and, then, all hard
ship can be forgotten. But, oh, if
boy!
At this juncture pretty, little wom-
an walked with an air of authority up
to the Office boy
81 want to see Mr.. Manager at
once" she said briskly.
Impossible, madam; he can't see
you now" answered the boy pertly.
Whats that?" said the little WON
an loudly. ooh, think he will. Hurry
up, now, have no time to lose
The boy curled up his lip, and, as he
started to turn his attention to some
thing else, said for the benefit of the
professionals You'll have to. take
your turn, l guess, and here's whole
room full that he's got to see before
you can get in
The little woman's face blazed.
Take my name in just the same"
! she ordered.
What is it?" airily inquired the Of
| fee boy.
Mrs. Manager" she answered.
Needless to say the entire room of
Thespians heartily enjoyed the dra-
matte surprise, and the next day when
| they again waited their turn at the
o1 "A
was a new face to greet them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

TEXT-Be careful for nothing; but in
everything by prayer and supphcation
with Thanksgiving let your requests be
made known unto God. And the peace OF
God, which passeth all understandings
shall keep your hearts and minds through
Jesus Christ.-Philippians 4. 81.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
AS to the Hirjnp of Wallets.

Il have noticed" the manager of a
hotel said, where almost every man
who stops has a valet and every WON,
an one or more maids, that people
nowadays avoid having valet or
maid that is of their own size. II a
man is small he gets big valet and
If he is tall his valet will be tiny
II is the same way with the women
in regard to their maids. The reason
is to keep servants from wearing
their masters or mistre5ses' clothes
And if is not only outside clothes, but
shirts, collars, neckties and under
wear they appropriate. l have seen
men engage Wallets often and know
that size is the first item taken into
consideration"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
The impossible.

Andrew Carnegie, at recent din
ner in New York, said of certain
labor trouble:
ut is silly of employers to pretend
in these troubles that they are always
in the right. Employers are often
in the wrong; often unreasonable.
They often-like Mrs. Smith-Jones-
ask impossible things:
"Mrs. Smith-Jones, taking a villa
at Palm Beach, engaged for butler a
stately old colored deacon.
"'Now, Clay she said to the old
fellow, there are two things l must
insist Representatives, and obedi
ence'
"'Yes, madam the venerable serv-
ant answered, and when yo' bids me
tell yo' guests yo's out when yo's in,
which shall it be, madam"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
The Most Beautiful Thing.

A newspaper recently invited its
readers to state in a few words what
they considered the most beautiful
thing in the world. The first prize
was awarded to the sender of the an
swer: ""The eyes of my mother" 'tThe
dream of that which we know to be
impossible" suggested an imaginative
person, and this brought him second
prize But the most amusing thing
was that which read: THE most beau
tiful thing in the world is to see a
man carrying his mother-in-law across
a dangerous river without making any
attempt to drop her In"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Next!

There were a couple of dandy fish
liars in the Colonial lobby. We didn't
have time to get their names, ed
dresses and photographs, but we lin
gered long enough to hear the CONVEX
sation. The poignant part thereof
was as follows:
How much did your fish weigh?"
81 didn't have no hay scales with
me, you nut. But when | pulled him
out it lowered the lake four inches"
Some fish," commented the other.
without the culver of an eyelash.
Reminds me of some good sport !
had duck hunting last fall. l fired at
a flock of ducks and gathered up four
quarts of toes. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Keen Clean.

Keep your house and your belong
ings clean. Let the blessed sun, the
greatest physician in the world, get
all through you and all about you.
Get your full share of the free air of
heaven. Eat to live and not live to
eat" as a sage philosopher of the long
ago tells US. Keep your house clean
in which you live and keep the
house" in which your life lives
clean, and all will be we'll.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
A READER CURES HIS
CONSTIPATION-TRY 1T FREE
Simple way family good

The editors Of "Heatth Hints" and
Questions and Answers" have one ques-
ton that is put to them more often than
any other. and which. strangely enough.
they find the most difficult to answer.
That is How can l cure my constipa-
tom"
DR. Caldwell, an eminent specialist in
diseases of the stomach, liver and bowels
has looked the whole field over, has prac-
tlsed the speciality for forty years and is
convinced that the ingredients contained
In what is called DR.. Caldwelps Syrup
Pepsin has the best claim to attention
from Constipated people.
Its success in the cure of stubborn con
stipation has done much to displace the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

use of salts, waters. strong cathartics
and such things Syrup Pepsin. by train.
ing the stomach and bowel muscles to
again do their work naturally, and with
its tonic ingredients strengthening the
nerves. brings about lasting cure
Among its strongest supporters are Mr.
John Graveline of IS Milwaukee Ave,
Detroit Mich. Mr.. ]. A. Vernon of Okla
homa City and thousands of others. 1t
can he obtained of any druggist at fifty
cents and one dollar bottle. or If you
want to try il first a free sample bottle
can be obtained by writing the doctor.
Tor the free sample address DR.. w. B
Caldwell, POI Caldwell building. Mont
cello. Ill.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Now What Did She Mean7

At a recent wedding baby had
shrieked without intermission to the
great annoyance of the guests, etc.
AS the bridal party was leaving the
church a slight delay occurred. One
of the guests seized the opportunity
to say to the first bridesmaid:
What a nuisance babies are at q
wedding"
Eyes, indeed" answered the brides
maid, angrily when l send out in
vitations to my wedding l shall have
printed in the corner, No babies ex-
pected' Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Time SAVING.

A new version of the new long ia
miliar while you wait" sign is found
In an uptown avenue where a barber
shop and tailoring shop stand side
by side. In front Of the building hangs
a sign on which are displayed the
name of the tailoring concern and the
name of the barber shop and this an
nouncement:
"Suits cleaned and pressed while
you are getting shaved"-New York
Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

tie chance Of recovery. l scarcely had
strength to hold a glass of water and
had faded away to mere shadow. On
a relatives advice, 1 began using
Deans Kidney Pills and steadily i'm
proved until I was myself again. MY
cure is considered a miracle"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents
box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
the Ballot Box,

The ballot box seems sacred to me,
and | never voted without removing
my hat The men in the voting booths
are always amused at this attitude.
but to me the voting privilege will be
always treated with great respect A
man should pray as he votes and vote
as he prays.-Rev. r. S. Macarthur.
Baptist, New York city.