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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
As 70 "Tariff Agitation"

The plea Of Wall street against an
extra session Of congress on the ground
that the country would at once be sub
jected to the agitation Of the tariff
question is scarcely sound, even from
the standpoint Of those who consid-
er merely the passing effect Of con-
gressional deliberations On business.
The people elected the president
and a Republican congress in 1908 on
a promise Of real downward revision
of the tariff. They were betrayed.
Then they elected a Democratic house
and a number of Democratic senators
in their determination to get down
ward revision. The Democrats will
control the next house, and 1t Is inev-
table that the first thing they will
undertake to do when congress meets,
whether in regular or extra session.
will be to tackle the tariff.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

One Of the most remarkable proofs of
the unusual laxative merit contained in
DR.. CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin is that 1t is
effective not only in people in the prime
of life, but at the extremes of ages. AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures Of children, as from
men and women of sixty, seventy and
eighty years of age. 1t must be truly a
wonderful laxative.
In the cure of constipation and bowel
trouble in old people it has no equal. 1t
c~orrects the constipation, dispels the head
ache, biliousness, gas. drowsiness after
eating, etc. People advancing in years
should see to it that their bowels move
freely, and If they do not to take DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. You can pro-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Az AMBASSADORS Nose.

An ambassador to Russia, formerly
a leather merchant in this country,
discovered certain secret processes re-
garding a special kind of leather man
ufactured there. He would have been
looked on with suspicion had it been
suspected that he could learn any
thing Of these methods. But during
his s~ojourn he got near enough to GER
tain factories to register, through his
sense of smell, some impressions with
which he was able to work out the
formulas when he returned home
Atlantic Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD &
jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi-
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had a personal inter-
REV.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grippe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
c~orrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogAed the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
SuleT5 VIII COustipdbAoh vi any AFeA
ailment can expect to have o clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
| had my way I would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the Stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead Of weaken; they en-.
rich the blood instead Of ~impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, nc
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing As pills
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD 4
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD
PERSONS BOWEL TROUBLE

long your life by healthy bowel action.
Clogged bowels invite disease. Women
about to pass the menstrual period cannot
do better han use Syrup Pepsin several
times a week until the system has set
tied to Its future condition.
Among the strongest supporters of DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin are Mr.. W. q.
Zorn of New Decatur, Ala, n Mr..
George s. Spaulding Of the National Sol
dlers' Home. Kansas, both elderly men.
The regular size bottles can be bought Of
any druggist at fifty cents and one dol
lar, but a free sample bottle can be had
by sending your address 10 the doctor.
For the free sample address DIR. w. b.
Caldwell, 2l Caldwell building, Month
cello, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Crouch still With Him.

When Brown died he left an old
friend living. by the name of Jones,
who always had a crouch. After
Brown had been in heaven some
time, he met Jones just coming
through the gate, and as the new
conner did not look as happy and con-
tented as he should, Brown asked him
what was the matter. WELL" Jones
said, II got my feet wet coming across
the river Styx and caught a nasty
cold, broke my left wing and have to
carry it in a sling, and my halo don't
At worth q darn."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
4 COUNTRY ScHo0L FOR GIRLS

in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life. Out-of-door sports on
school park of IS acres nea the Hudson
River. Academic Course Primary C,assto
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms.
Hiss Bangs and MIS- Wilton. RAerdsk Avenue. near lsaN st.. wttkL
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
You Can Rely on Resinol to Do Its
Work Quickly and Perfectly.

Have been troubled with dry Ec-
zema for several months, and have
tried many different remedies, but l
have gotten more relief and better re-
suits with two applications of Resinol
Ointment than all other remedies.
Will gladly recommend It whenever
and wherever I can. A. e. Hatch, d.
D. S., Cleveland, Ohio. Resinol ONT
ment is for sale at all drug stores.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
WAS TRIED ONCE BUT FAILED
~BalIInger's Idea Of Protecting OFFICIALS
From Criticism Ignores Right Of
Freedom Of Speech.

Former Secretary of the Interior
Ballinger is quoted as saying upon his
return to Seattle that the only way
to protect an honest and trustworthy
public official against assassins of
characters to make 1t the duty of the
attorney general to prosecute at the
public expense the wicked defamer of
his official acts"
It is not SO long since a more ex-
allied official than the former secre-
tary promulgated a somewhat similar
view and ordered the department of
justice to prosecute certain persons
charged with defaming certain mem
bers of the government. This was the
famous Panama libel case, instituted
by direction of President Roosevelt
and rebuffed by the courts even when
carried to the highest tribunal In the
land.
Matters would have come to a pretty
pass if when a member of the admin
istration felt aggrieved at criticism of
his official acts he could call upon the
attorney general of the United States
and at public expense institute a pros
ecution of his critics. The freedom OF
speech and of the press guaranteed by
the constitution effectually prevent
any such attempt to hedge oficialdom
with censorship of hostile criticism
But perhaps Mr.. Ballinger is not sc
much to blame for offering such a
suggestion when it had already been
put forward by a president of the
United States and only within a few
days re-echoed by a mayor Of New
York who thinks it is sedition to criti
CHE his administration.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Truly Wonderful Cat.

A wonderful cat is that owned by
MI. A. J. Gorringe, a tradesman of
Ditching, England. Mr.. Gorringe has
q bantam which lays her eggs in diff
ferent parts of the yard, but his cat
never fails to find them. She takes
the egg between her teeth. places it
on the step, and rattles the door han
die with her paws until her mistress
arrives to take in the egg. Not one
of the eggs has yet been broken.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

No time is too short and no hour is
too early to do right. The demand
upon congress is imperative. Failure
to act will not be excused by party
maneuvers, for as there were no con-
siderations Of party in the ~perpetra-
ton of the wrong, there need be none
in its removal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
He Mlnht Have Earned 4 Vote.

Little Johnnie stood gazing solemn
ly on the decrepit form of ar old
countryman. Noticing the boys atten-
ton the old man asked: well, what
Is it, SOM"
Say" the inquisitive youngster
asked, did the politicians kiss you
when you was a baby?"-Success
Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
A Man Of Resources.

First Lawyer-What shall we do?
Each witness for our client gives a
different account Of the accident.
His Partner-Put them all on the
stand; the jury may think he met with
three or four accidents and find ac-
cordingly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Not Impressed.

Uncle Tom (after meeting the girl
SO yours was a case Of love at first
sight, was it, Jack?
Jack-Yes, uncle.
Uncle Tom-Hm! II must havs
been after dark when you were intro
duced.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
lust ssrook IT,

The Isthmus Of Panama was a state
Of the United States of Columbia, Just
as Virginia and Massachusetts are
states Of the United States of Amer
lea. Mr.. Roosevelt was negotiating
with the Colombian government for
the right Of way for the canal across,
the isthmus. The negotiations failed.
The Colombian congress would not
concede what Mr.. Roosevelt wanted,
and, to use his own language, he took
It,"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
The Truth az the Matter.

"Pidlum made a flying machine, but
his wife wouldn't let him go up In It."
Then she thinks more Of Pidlum
than the neighbors have supposed?"
We'll. not exactly. You sec, Pidlum
wanted to begin a flight from his
lawn and Mrs. Pidlum was afraid he
might smash the sur parlor.'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
/, Weston Plans Another -rrip.

New York.-Edward Payson Wes-
ton, the walker, who observed the
seventy-third anniversary Of his birth
the other day, is looking for fresh
fields to conquer.
II feel as strong today as I did
when ! started my Jaunt from the At
lantic to the Pacific he said, and
am now looking about for some at
tractiye route q couple of thousand
miles long suitable for d similar
trip.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Her unaIterable Decision.

To the new cook Mrs. Cross elabor-
ately explained a certain method Of
preparing potatoes greatly approved
OF by the family. The cook listened
to the directions with apparent atten-
ton.
"And now, do you quite understand,
Delia?" asked Mrs. Cross In conclu-
sion.
II do, num-" was the response; and
then, in a firm tone that admitted of
no contradiction, she added: "But it's
billed potatoes yen eat"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
"SPOHN'S.v

This is the name Of the greatest Of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and $l.00 a bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Vet It Bored.

First Elder-The preachers sermon
had no point to 1t.
Second Elder-And yet, though 1t
had no point, 1t greatly bored me.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
SickIy Smile

Wipe it off your otherwise
good looking face-put on that
good health smile that CAS-
CARETS viii give you-as
a result from the are Of
Constipation-ora torpid liver.
It's so easy-do it-youn see.
SIS
CASCARETS I0c a box for a weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
In the world Million boxes q month.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

You are not treating yourself or your
family fairly if you don't keep Hamlins
Wizard Oil in the house. It's the best
substitute for family doctor and a mighty
good friend in case of emergency.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
LAnr-s CAN e SHOES

on after using Aliens Foot Ease, the
yder to be shaken into the shoes. II
new shoes feel easy. Gives rest and
comlo.t :efuse Substitutes. For FREE trial
package, address Alien 8, 0lmsted, LIE Roy NY.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
EralI Human Matnra.

A man dreams Of far-famed popu-
larity when he sees a crowd Of men
standing about him, only to swiftly
discover they were attracted BY
selfish interests.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes
Prevents Infection-Murine Eye Salve
In ube for all Eye Ills. No Morphine.
Ask Druggists for New Size 25c. VAL
liable Eye Book in Each Package.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc a bottle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Good breeding is be~nevolence in
%trifles, or the preference Of others to
ourselves in the little daily occurrences
of life.-Chatham.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Haa TWO Handles.

livery tomorrow has two handles.
We can take hold Of 1t by the handle
Of anxiety or the handle Of faith
Emerson.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

A pleasant smile and a sweet voice
are great helps on life's journey.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Garfield Tea will win your approval. 1t
is pleasant to take, mild in action and very
h~ealth-giving. It overcomes constipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

The proper time to do a thing is
when 1t should be done.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Envy is furnishing ourselves for be-
ing inferior to our neighbor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Sure.

what Is a co-worker?"
"One who helps you work some
body, of course"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

The snaps Of life are acquired by
the men who have plenty Of ginger.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

A woman who has a nose for news
usually has a chin for telling it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Smokers like Lewis Single Binder cigar
for its rich mellow quality.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
HERE rs HER OWN STATEMENT

Paw Paw, Mich. "TwO years ago / suffered
very severely with a displacementI could not
be on my feet for q long time: My physician
lief, and at last sent me to Ann Arbor for an Op-
Grafton. L was there four weeks and came home
worse than before. My mother adj
vised me to try Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
and 1 did. To-day I am well and
strong and do all my own hOuseWOrk. ! owe my
to Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound and advise every woman who is afflicted
with any female complaint to try it, Mrs.
|Orville Rock, II. r.. No. 3, Paw Paw Michs
GThere never was a worse case"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify
the blood and cleanse the system.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

A man doesn't have to be a detec
tive in order to find fault.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

The better you behave the better
you'll get along. Now, try 1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Take Garfield Tea to overcome constipa-
ton, cleanse system and maintain health.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Tell the dealer you want a Lewis Single
Binder straight Sc cigar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

The man who can't see an inch
around the orner is always barking
Lis shins.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Why quarrel over religions when all
men agree-all men, that is, at the
same grade of intellect?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

MRFFNHFA Watson =. Coleman, Wash
10 ia n E4 VI ington, DC. Books free. High.
u 70 = EahV q W est references. Best results.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Reducing the waits between the
acts will not tighten a heavy play.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Away with these cemeteries Of
stone; they are indecent; let me fade
into the anonymous grass!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

An institution must be propped up
by precedent when it is no mor up
lifted by sap.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Please Read These Two Letters.

The following letter from Mrs. Orville Rock will prove how unwtss
tits for women to submitto the dangers Of a surgical operation when it
may be avoided by taking Lydia E. Pfnkhams Vegetable Compound
She was four weeks in the hospital and came home suffering
worse than before. Then after all that suffering Lydia 3. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound restored her health.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

City Man-Grow all your own vege-
tables, l suppose?
Farmer Grouch-Most of EN-. We
get some cabbage heads from the city.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
His Eutur,

His Future.
Knicker-Is he a has been?
Bocker-No, a going to was.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

ROckpOrt, Ind.-"There never was q worse case OF W0man,S
Ills than mine, and I cannot begin to tell you what I suffered:
For over two years I was not able to do anything. L was In bed
for q month and the doctor said nothing but an operation would
cure me. My father suggested Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound; SO to please him l took it, and 1 improved wonder
never feel any Ill effects from it. can only ask other suffering
before submitting to an operation."- Mrs. Margaret MEREDITH
r. f. d. No. 3, ROckpOrt, Ind.
We will pay q handsome reward to any person who will prove to
us that these letters are not genuine and truthful-or that either OF
these women were paid in any way for their testimonials, or that the
letters are published without their permission, or that the original
letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

For 30 years Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice TO
herself who will not try this famous medicine:
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, N
has thousands of cures to its credit.
umxNzSM Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
guided thousands to health free of charge.
Address Mrs. Pinkhams Lynn Mass
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-04-20

made to stock streams and conserve
the fish We are glad to have our
friends, the summer vacationists,
come up and fish with us, but they
must come during the season. We
cannot risk having the trout exter-
minated Just to please few summer
hotel proprietors. In the long run
they will gain more by having the
trout preserved and the fishing i'm
proved Other states right around
us, New Hampshire, Massachusetts
and New York, open their trout sea
son April Is and we believe that the
concensus of the best opinion Is In
favor of opening the season with the
opening of spring and closing 1t when
ever 1t is found necessary to save the
trout. If the number Of fishermen
keeps on increasing 1t may be neces-
sary to close the season July l while
if the number of trout should increase
to warrant it, possibly it might be ex.
tended The point is one to be gov
erned by the facts not by what we
should like to do or have done
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-04-20
DORSET

Miss Anthony is guest of Miss
Eagleson for few days.
C. B. Kent was in Bennington two
days last week on county business
Rev. E A. Hunt Is calling this week
at the homes on the roads leading to
East Rupert.
Mr. Whipsit of New York has been
in town looking for a suitable sum-
mer residence.
Miss Ethel Seymour spent the past
week with her sister, Mrs. Irwin Rob
erts in the hollow.
Miss Eagleson of New York arrived
here from Albany Thursday last and
is at her summer home.
f. f. Gilbert is suffering severely
| from an injured back. the muscles be-
ing strained by his being thrown from
a horse.
Miss Martha Pollard returned on
Saturday to her Kindergarten work In
Albion, N. Y. after visit among rel
atiyes here.
| C. N. McWayne, H. p Gilbert and
| Eugene Simmons are working over.
time, each having many hundreds of
eggs in incubators.
A number of friends met at the
home of Mr. and Mrs C. N. Williams
Saturday evening and report the
sweetest time ever.
Merritt Phelps is drawing lumber
for new barn which will replace the
one burned few weeks ago at his
home in the south end.
w. r. Roberts enjoyed his first
pedestrian trip OF the season on Sat.
urday last and called on numerous
friends along the West road.
/ Among the places ALREADY rented
for the summer seasan are w. E.
Kent's, George Kellogg's and Miss
Gray's cottage, occupied by Miss An.
thony.
Robert Anderson of Manchester re-
Gently drove the stage for Mr. Man
ley, while the latter was employed
making alterations at the home of AL.
Ian Bourn.
| Special Easter music was rendered
by the choir on Sunday and pleas
ing program was carried out by mem
bers of the Sunday school, The
church was tastefully trimmed with
potted plants.
Mr. Burch, resident of Dorset for
twenty years, now living In Land
lgrove. was in town last week and
reported snow fifteen feet deep in the
woods and sleighs still used on the
roads over the mountain.
The death OF Mrs. F C. Llddle oc
CURED at her home Monday evening
April IT, Although not ar expected