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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07
Live stock in Chicago.

CHICAGO, Nov. - Cattle-Re-
ceipts, 1900. Market for good grades
steady, others weak at early decline.
Beeves, S4SO@915; Texas steers
$4.l0@5.9O; western, $4,S5 "a 1926;
stockers, $325@5.9O; cows and helf-
ers, $2.OOQ6.OO; calves, $5.5OQS.75,
Hogs-Recelpts $4,000. Market 5
TO 10 cents higher than Saturday.
Light, $3,6OQ6.S7h; mixed, $500
6.55; heavy $5.S006.55; heavy, $3.50
a6.52ls rough, $500 eos; good to
choice heavy s4.O5@ 6.52la; pigs,
$4OO $50; pigs bulk Of sales, $500
a ESQ.
Sheep - Receipts. 5000. Market
weak. Native. $2.250 400; western,
$2.75G410; yearlings, 5000 4iO;
lambs native, $4,000 $50; western
S4.2506.35.
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seasonnbe, and neither was the map
for the forecast figure a factor caring
the days trading.
The talk around the ring suggested
that the trade is looking for ginning
report next Wednesday, indicating o.,
100000 and 100000 bales ginned
to November LIST and bears would
doubtless consider such a figure, Il
officially reported, as affording strong
confirmation Of big crop Views as well
as suggesting continued rapid ac-
cumulation of available supplies in the
interior.
The fact, however, that a big sup
ply does not appear to bring any i'm"
mediate pressure against either spots
or futures, makes toward restrictions
of bearish operations.
Receipts, 74,222, against S1,1S5 last
week, and 54,72S last year. Today $
receipts at New Orleans, 1854,
against 9.727 last year and at Hous-
ton, 19,347 against 20. last year.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07
IN THE COURTS
Record Police court
BUSINESS YESTERDAY

All local records were broken 1t
yesterday mornings session Of tho
municipal court for the number of
cases tried. Seyenty-four cases were
disposed of at the morning session
Of court. AS far as is known, this Is
the greatest volume of business ever
transacted at one session of a police
court in Oklahoma. Most OF the cases,
however, were bond forfeitures re-
sulting from a number Of raids on
gambling houses made Saturday
night.
The report Of the police department
for the month of October shows that
$4,000 in cash fines were collected
by the Department and turned over
to the city. This is the largest amount
ever collected during one month by
the local police department. In the
first seven days of the present month.
the police collected over $1,000 in
cash fines, which is an indication that
even last months record will be
broken this month.
The city now has Thousands of dol
lars Ia assessed fines that are uncol-
lcctod because OF the cases being
appealed TO higher courst. Most Of
these appealed cases are ones where
hootlcggiug was charged, and ir many
Of them both Jail sentences and fines
We're given
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07

week and sentenced to serve thirty
days in the county Jail and to pay
fine of $50.
Judge Gubser yesterday entered
judgment against Sam Chism and +.
ID. Bruyn, who We're convicted last
week and sentenced to serve thirty
days each and to pay a fine of $50
each.
Divorce DEGREES We're granted to
Mrs. Laura Vaughn and Mrs. Lydia
Blake. from their husbands, Lewis f.
Vaughn and Charles NJ Blake IN SUI
perior court yesterday. Both cases
were defaulted.
A suit to quiet title to a valuable
piece of oil property in this county
was filed in the district court yester-
day by Henry NJ. Rowe against Henry
Hornecker, Bertha G Hard the Lucas
OIL company, Robert X. Shipman.
Sammy Davis, Jennie Davis, Hollis
Collins, Melibda Higgs and Willie
Franklin. The petitioner alleges that
the deeds are to agricultural land and
the oil leases held by the defendants
are all clouds on his title to the prop
erty, and asks the court to decide the
matter.
A diIpute over a calf which George
Linhan. a farmer living near Broken
Arrow. alleges had been stolen from
him by Charley Cook, a neighbor, re-
suited in a pitched battle in the road
between the two mems farms early
yesterday morning. Linehan got the
worst of the battle and Is suffering
from scalp wounds inflicted by the
handle of a pitchfork Linehan ap-
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DEALERS Await
GINNING REPORT
EXPECTED EARLY TOMORROW
THOUGHT IT WILL SHOW 10
MILLION BALES.
GENERAL TREND WEAKER
such u Figure Would Afford Strong
Confirmation of Big Crop Views
Three points Lower.

NEW YORK. Nov 6.-The cotton
market was very quiet today and
prices fluctuated irregularly w,thin
a range of about s points. The close
was steady, 3 points lower to points
higher; generally unchanged to 3
points lower. The only month TO
show any gain being September.
with tomorrow holiday In the
local market, while New Orleans and
Liverpool will remain open. and with
the census report showing the amount
of cotton ginned TO November LIST
expected early Wednesday. business
seemed to he largely in the way OF
even for over the holiday, and prao-
tically no other feature developed.
The market opened steady at a de-
cline of 2W4 points on lower Euro
pean cables than expected, and some
talk Of n bearish ginning report scat
tered covering checked the decline
within point or two Of the initial
figures and the market ruled general
ly steady particularly In the matter
of December contracts which sold a
couple Of points above the closing
figures Of Saturday.
Reports that some cotton was be
ginning to head this way FROM the
south for delivery seemed reassuring
TO the December short interest, how
over. and that month later oased ba *
20 the closing price of last week, whilo
later months sold . or points net
lower
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SIMPLE REMEDY FOR KIDNEYS

The following prescription Is known to
De- one u the most effective ohiainable
for quick relief and permanent restorat. on
Of the Kidneys aud bladder. Halt ogl g
fluid extract Buchu: hall ounce Murax com.
pound six ounces Of good gin. Take one
60 two toaspo1nuls after each meal and at
bed time ANY druggist can mix or fur.
nish The Ingredients Of this prescription.
Pain boz the back. rheumatic pains fire.
qurnt and scaniy urination. and pains in
groin are natures warnings that the Kid.
neys are deranged and should have imme
date attention. or serious illness. such as
Buehts Disease or Diabetes, are likely to
follow
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SiXty-one persons, arrested in raids
on alleged gambling resorts last Sat
urday night, forfeited their bonds,
ranging from $5 to $40 each, in police
court yesterday morning by failing to
appear when their cases were called
The total amount in forfeiture aggre-
gated $500.
Only two of the sixty odd arrests
Saturday night in gambling raids ap-
peared in police court yesterday to
stand trial They were Naz Cham
bers and Jose f, Dorse, both colored
The former was charged with operat-
Ing gambling Joint. He pleaded not
guilty to the charge, but was found
guilty by the court and given a thirty
days jait sentence and a fine of $50
lie gave notice of appeal. The Dorse
charge Of lettering, but on trial was
found guilty and fined SO.
George School. N. Matthew Weiss
and Andrew II. Anderson all took the
oath of allegiance to the United
states yesterday and in the future will
be allowed to exercise the right OF suf-
frage in this country
On the grounds that the evidence
In the case did not warrant the ver-
dict of guilty brougt in by the jury
In the case of the state versus Ben
Bowder, charged with unlawfully
possessing liquor County Judge Cub
ser yesterday granted the defendant
a new trial. Immediately County At
tOrnpV PAT Mallov dfepisqa1 tho caca
saying that he did not believe It was
possible to secure any stronger evil
dence. Bowder was convicted last
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07
Bowels are Basis
OF Child Health

The careful mother. who watches closely
the physical peWlarties Of her children
viii soon discover that the most mportaat
thing IN connection with childs con.
stant good health is to keep the bowels
regularly open. Sluggish bowels will be
followed by loss Of appetite, restlessness dur
mg sleep, irritgbility and q dozen and one
similar evidences OF physical disorder.
At the first sign Of such disorder give
The child toaspoonful Of DR.. Caldwell 8
syrup Po7sin az night ON retiring ihd
repeat the dose the following night II nee.
cssary-more than that viii scarcely be
needed. You viii lind that the child will
recover its accustomodt good spirits at once
and viii eat and sleep normally
This remedy is vast improvement over
salts cathartics laxative water and sim.
liar things. which are altogether too pow.
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erful for child. The homes of Mrs. A. A.
Huggins, Mounds, Okla, Mrs N. c. Moore
Happy, ARA, are always supplied with DR.
Caldwells Syrup Pepsia. and with them, as
stitute for this grand laxative. II is really
more than a laxative, for it contains SUI
perior tonic properties which help to tone
and strengthen the stomach, liver and how
els so that after a brief use of it all laxa-
tives can be dispensed with and nature
will DO its own work.
Anyone wishing 20 make rtial Of this
remedy before buying It in the regular way
Of druggist at fifty cents or one dollar
large bottle (famiy size) can have a
sample bottle sent to the home free Of
charge by simply addressing DR.. W. B.
Caldwell, l05 Washington St. Monticello,
IN. Your name and address on postal
card will do.
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En,t Worth Li,r Stock.

FORT WORTH, Tex. Nov. Cat
tie Receipts, 5000. Beef steers,
steady SO 5On5.5O; cows 10 cents
higher S2.jOa3yO.
Hogs Receipts, $500. Ten cents
higher. $600a6.60
Sheep-Rcceipts, 500. All through
shipments
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Galveston Cotton.

GALN NESTON. Nov. 6.-Cotton-
steady Middlinr. g-16. Net re-
,eipts. i9630i gross receipts. 1850.
sales. 1868. stock, 226.5b4. Great
britain. 2L160. continent S,0s4.
coastwise. 3.56A
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KANSAS CITY, Nov. 6.-Close-
Wheat. Dec, Csc, May, 99c; July,
81 lac.
Corn-Dec.. 62Q62 1-Sc; May, 90;
July 63063 1-sc
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KANSAS CITY. Nov 6.-puuer-
Creamery sec; firsts gSc. seconds
2Gc; packing stock. zoe.
Eggs--ENtras, csc; firsts. 26is
second, l1c.
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New York Spots.

NEW YORK, Nov Spot cotton
closed quiet unchanged. Middling
uplands, $40 bid; middling gulf,
$9.65. Sales, las bales.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07

SIX-ROOM, story and a half house
two blocks south of Kendall college
to trade for city property j. II.
Curd, owner
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peared before the county attorney
yesterday and filed a complaint
charging Cook VITA assault and bat
terry.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07

NEW ORLEANS. Nov. Cotton:
open. High. Low. Close.
Gov. ....S9.O6 Sg.O9
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-11-07

Is only beginning. Others will follow only tco
quickly if you neglect them.
NOW is the time to use HAYS HAIR
HEALTH. 1t will keep out the GRAY HAIRS
keep your hair from falling out and preserve its natu
raj color and beauty.
Send 0c for trial bottle end HAYS
CREAM and leaflets The Care the
SFEC CO Newark, NJ j. u, s. A. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
- and SIC bottles Drug and Dept Stores
AlNA SOAP Is unequled for Shamoong the hair and
clean and also Tor red rough chappd hands and 2s Dss
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Dodgers Leave
for Home After
LynchburgC Game

LYNcGBuRo. Va. April s-Bil
Dahlen and his regular team. which
will represent Brooklyn In the National
League race this year, will play an ex-
hlbltion game hero to-day with the
local club, after which they will pack UP
their grips. batbass and other para
phernalia and start for homo. h
Dodgers were to have played an ex-
hibltton game at Danville. Va. yester-
day. but as they did not arrive there
until $40 in tho afternoon. having been
delayed by a train wreck. the game was
consequently abandoned and players
came right through to this place. Man
ager Dahlen has sent home the follow
ing players: Fisher. CULLEN. Knetzer.
Schardt. Stark. Ryan, RAgon, Meyers
Bur and Atchison.
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Star at Basketball.

As a basketball player, Ifough was
known as the flash during the three
years that he played for Pennsylvania.
two on the varsity and one on the
freshman Ave. This year Mike
Murphy persuaded him not 10 try for the
team again, as he thought that Hough
ran a great chance of straining a ten
don and SO putting him out OF the run
ming for the intercollegiate champion
ships.
!. II is as a rack athls,e that Hough Is
known principally. Next TO Mercer. he
is without doubt the most versatile per-
former on the clnderpath OF any of
"'Mike Murphy's pets" He Is good for
ten seconds In the hundred-yards and
has done under twenty-five seconds for
the t~wo-twenty, while as a quarter
miller he has few peers in the intercol-
legiate ranks. Hough was also a good
road-jUmper and a valuable addition
TO his freshman team In this event. but
since th'en Murphy has not allowed him
10 jump.
The evening world., 1911-04-06

most popular men In the university
q combination which applies to no
other man at Pennsylvania. His honors
won In tina classroom and on the ath-
letic held are about equal.
Hough Is known throughout the uni
versity as an ind~efatigable worker.
He appears to eat work and never need
to loaf like other men of the usual
college stamp. Ever since his fresh
man year he has been connected with
practically every important committee
In mis- class.
Although Hough Is best known az an
athlete. he also has the reputation of
being the 'prettiest girl that ever en-
tered Pennsylvania. co-eds not ex-
cepted.' For the past three years he
has starred as the leading lady in the
productions given by the Architecture
Society and has each year scored such
Q hit that he has been urged to export
for Mask and Wig. But pressure OF
work and his track athletics have al
ways prevented his trying for the cast
OF this big Pennsylvania show. and In
the versatile little Hough the Mask and
Wig has lost a man who would rave
been notable In Its annals.
Famed for Cartoons.
Practically the first time that HoIgh
came before the public eye in college
was when he drew the freshman poster
early In the fall of his first year at
Pennsylvania. This was far cleverer
than any that had been don for a
number OF years previously and every
body asked who drew II, When II was
known that Hough had done 1t the
editors OF THE Punch Bowl" the col
lege funny paper. asked him to do some
illustrating for them. and ever since
then he has borne the brunt of the
work OF drawing covers and cartoons
for this paper. so that In his junior
year he was chosen art editor of the
Punch Bowl. as well as for the SAME
ONCE on the Glass Record. As a car
toonist he has shown rare ability on the
Punch Bowl for several years, and prac-
tically all OF the illustrations In this
years Record are Hough's work. 4,
When he came TO college he was little
known, except by reputation as Q good
Splinter and quarter-miler and q crack
football. baseball and basketball player.
In his Junior year Hough was elected
to the Phi Kappa Beta Junior Society
and wal one OF the few men who made
Sphinx. the leading senior society at old
Penn, which Is the highest honor of pop
ularity that undergraduates can confer.
The members OF this society are chosen
because OF what they have done for
Pennsylvania, and In his requirement
Ho6gh probably surpasses anybody In
the university to-day.
Mike Murphy. the veteran track
The evening world., 1911-04-06
WHAT ~HInM
xxoU5Sfres::@:":
BIG
MEN IN SPORTS
Nh. 1HWILLIAM j. HALLOWELL HOUOH
-" PENNS MOST REMARKABLE ATHLETE.

coach. Is a great supporter Of Hough.
and there Is little doubt that the tow
headed Splinter is the most popular
man u Franklin Field with
Murphy. When a quarterback was
needed for the football team last fall
Murphy came to Hough and asked him
to report In spite of the fact he was
running a chance Of losing one of his
best sprinters. Hough went out for
football and made good. being the sem
sation of several OF the games and win
his varsity ''P" In this sport as
we'll.
The evening world., 1911-04-06

At the end OF the season. when 4 was
found that there was no member OF the
class OF 1912 eligible for captain Of the
football team. Hough was named for
the position by many. as lie intends to
take a postgraduate course in architec-
ture. for he is n OF the leading cam
didates for the Stewardson scholarship.
indicative OF the highest standing IN his
department. Hough. however. declined
10 allow his name to ne put up md
backed Leroy Mercer. one of his old
tea inmate at George School. who was
elected to lead the Quaker eleven next
fall,
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Burke stops Mitchen In Third.

That Sailor Burke always boxes IN
great form when boxing a boxer In
ferior to himself was again demon
strated at the Long Acre A. c. stag.
where he beat up Jimmy Mitchen of
Brooklyn so badly that the referee
stopped the contest in the third round
TO save him from being completely
knocked out. Mitchen didn't have a
chance with Burke from the moment
the bout started.
The evening world., 1911-04-06
SIS Library Tables. $40

Just Ike %illustra-
ton. These tables
are made Of quar-
tered golden oak.
The tor Is % IN.
wide and AZ In.
long. II has French
shaped legs and a
large shelf In
base, which is con
vcuieut for books,
magazines, ct
The table ia put
The evening world., 1911-04-06

together with thumb screws, and can he
easily taken apart. II has a beautiful SER
peutiue top ana u nice large drawer.
Tho construction Of this table IN OF the
very highest character, and 1t Is beautifully
hand polished,
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Not Only Is Hough a Won
deruily Versatile Athlete.
but He's Also an Artist
and an Actor.
For -Four Years This Little
FeiIOW Has Been Mixed
Up in Practically Every
Penn Activity.

~ --..,
ap"'auoN :" ~
80 p,a-e " NV 49,
=.
.o ~
a. hi, .o.mm u,mu. rrs,inaan
u.na a,..n'N 49,, ",. ~.
-,
80. -
80 ~. ,SI,
,m. ~
ns..,,.a,s =. 49,. n,,.n
err institution, and when the mix-up
was over Hough usually stood at the
top. He 10 known throughout the
university as the most versatile man
In the institution and Is generally re-
garded as having unselfshiy done more
for the good OF his college than any
other student In his class.
Hough IL known sffectionately 10
everybody at Old Penn as Billy and
1t is only his intimates who call him
Wee Willie" and even they consider
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Tea

oolong .Engll,h breakfast. Ces-
ION or hiAti or quality equal
hpecisl for this sale, 3 lbs, 22c
Oof.i per pound ,,,,.. oSS
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Armour's White
Label Bacon

English style sugar Cured.
square pltSos. This 23c
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Plenty Of closet room, large linen drawer
and two small drawers, one OF Whlcn - lllel
for silver. French shaped legs with hand
carved claw feet. This buffet rs being shown
for the first time and probably has nevor
bsen .uualle1 At the Drlce.
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Preserves


Preserves
Longs Preserves 2O-ounce
glass Jars whole fruit I'm pure
sugar syrup; variety consist
ms OF strawberry, L~ogauherry
aud Red Cherries selling In
oiner well known stores at zoe:
Jar pr'te inns sale per 23c
Hrinxc's Preserves No. 2 tail
nc'hkon glass lars straw berries,
Rhsphrrrles. Pineapple. Peach
Damsln ilums and BLACK 400
berries per Jar. this sale. S9S
Bar ie Due Preserves b Il.
yea Iurrant. White Currant,
M~arascbiDo Cherries = Longs
largo fruit In true liqueur: large
BOTTLES, 73c,; med. BOTTLES. "a,
l1c'i small bottles zoe
Neisbpden Style Preserves
a y b srrirs, straw berries.
ounce, Blackberry. Me.ange,
iht. No. 2 Jars, reg. o0o.' ACC
Orange Marmalades
Crosse A. Blackwell'--7- cans.
SET i-lb, cans, lsc.i Ike
20 Stone pot :.,..',,'o~
Hartley'- lib cans, OIc.;
GLIB pot, 32c.i In. uao
| ppi
teillsr's Dundee - 10. 100
can, h5c.j No. / pot .., ~
JOn.s's Homemade 80. 1 10
glass Jar 49,
Apple Buffers
'lrIns No. stone SAC
scnimm'r' No, stone $50
,lynsr'' NO, s'a'' lac
Condensed Milk
Bordtn's Magnolia brand
s2Riiss s s,Is"s 3 ,ins at > l r CSC
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Butter

Fancy quality Elgin cream
cry, Of the best pTocurahle
quality; Old stone crooks,
mis- sale. Si.2Oi lib. osc
prints 'oS
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Passover Specials


We take orders for future
delivery.
G0idsmith's Matsoths o.
Ter 10 ~
Goldsmith's atvoth o.
Meal PR 10 ......,.,, DC
Potato EOur-per 10 Sc
The evening world., 1911-04-06
Breakfast Cocoa

o yT" sshei,er; WE Me,sTs the RiSh, to Limit Quantities.
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Cereal Specials

Coffee
The Finest Cucpa MaracaIbo
'0rre -flch, pleasing drluker.
thls sac. 2lc
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"Hdve some soup1 Some l bought
purpd dse for you. Best thing gon' for
folks with icicles," remarked the cap
tain, waving the iron spoon he had
used to stir the contents Of the sauce
pan.
"Yes, sir, thank you. But don't you
ask a blessingT
Hey"
"A blessing, you know-saying that
you're thankful for the food now set
before u.s."
"Hum Why, to tell you the truth
I've kind of neglected that, Pm afraid.
Bein' thankful for the grub I've had
lately was most too much Of strain,
/ shouldn't wonder"
81 know the one mamma used to say.
Shall | ask It for you"
"Sho! | guess so If you want to-"
The girl bent her head and repeated
short grace. Captain Cy watched
| her curiously.
"Now III have some soup, please"
observed Emily. I'm awful hungry.
| had breakfast at o'clock this morn
ing, and we didn't have chance to
eat much"
A good many times that day the cap
tain caught himself wondering If he
wasn't dreaming. The whole affair
seemed too ridiculous to be an actual
experience. Dinner over, he and EN-
ME attended to the dishes; he wash
Ing and she wiping. And even at this
early stage Of their acquaintance her
disposition TO take charge Of things
was apparent. She found fault with
the dish towels. They werc almost as
bad as the tablecloth. she said Con
slderlng that the same set had been In
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use since Mrs. Beasley's departure, the
criticism was not altogether baseless.
Excuse me-" she said, "but don't
you think that plate had better be
done over2 guess you didn't see that
place In the corner. Perhaps you've
forgot your specs. Auntie Oliver
couldn't see well without her specs"
Captain Cy grinned and admitted
that second washing wouldn't hurt
the plate.
II guess your auntle was one Of the
particular kind" he said
"No, sir; twas mamma. She couldn't
bear Iirty things. Auntie used to say
that mamma hunted dust with mag
nifyng glass. She didn't, though She
only liked to be neat guess dust
doesn't worry men SO much as it does
women"
"WhyT
"Oh, cause there's SO much OF 1t
here. Don't you think SO? I'll help
you clean up by and by il you want
to-"
"You will|
"Yes, sir. used to dust sometimes
when mamma was out sewing And
once swept, but | did 1t so hard that
auntle wouldn't let me any more. She
said twas like trying to blow out a
match with a tornado"