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Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
ALTORRE'S STORY OF
 HE Sl5, OGO THEFT

LOS ANGEhEs, May 29.-Handed a pardon flew. minutes before he took the stand to testify ainst Fred Ii. Thomps6hs who Is on triai for receiving stolen money. Orlando F. AltorTe. former postofliee clerk and once convicted of perjury and enibezzIement. of registered funds, the other day told in the U. <. district court the story of his having stolen SsU.t09 rom mail sack in the local postoifice in June, 1909.
 Alter kederal Judge OliR MellboTn had ruled that Altolre 8 pardon re- stored him to citizenship and made his testimony admissIb Ible, the former Fostoiii4e clerk vas handed hts ar don by United states District AttoT- ney Mccormick. yesterday morning. Tucking il into his inside coat pock- ct. AitOrre, alter being sworn. took the witness stand.
 Alter many objections on the par. of counsel tor Thompson concerning Altorre's testimony had teen over ruled, Altorre told of tearing open the mail sack containing four regis tered lackages composed of bank notes agg1egatiag S30.000 and ol bid- ing them behind a record case in tle pOsto nee. lie took one containing $500 away with him. be said. ana bur jed it near his. home. Later he took another package containing SIO.OOO and aid near his home a-so. He was never able to take away the remain ing S15,009 he testified.
 A1fnrrn cnsH fHn# rested on the perjury charge he em- ployed Thompson. After Ter eated re- quests he told Thomz son that he had stolen the money, he said. and d. rected him to the hidinE rlace Of the S500o. Thompson having told him, he testified. that it woud bo necessary to get this money in order to conduct Altorre's defense.
 Laler, Altofre said, Thomrscn told him that Mrs. Thompson went with him one night in sn auto to the place desisnated by Altorre, and the spot where the money vas luried. and secured it, turning it over 10 ThoDp- son.
 Thompson told him, testified AT torre, that it would be necessary for him to make 9 trip to Jacksonville -a-s ASA tAG pullD6e or seeing WlL- nesses. IL was on this trip, the prosecution alleges, that Tnomrson spent the greater part of the s500d, going 10 many other places than Jacksonville.
 Altorre had not eoncuded his tes- unony when court adjourned, having told only of the s5000 package. When tue case is resumed, it is said, AT tore will tell of his having also given to Thompson the S10,GOO.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
FATHER RYAN's TRIBUTE TO
 THE GRAY.

Do we weep for the heroes who
 ii -J for us. Who living were true and tried for
 us, And dying sleep side by side for us; The Martyr band
 That hall5wed our land With the blood they shed in a tide
 for us. An! fearless on many day for us They stood in front of the fray for And held the foeman at bay for us; And tears should fall
 Fore'er OCT all Who fell while wearing the gray
 for us. How many 8 glorious name for us, How many a story of fame for us They left: Would 1t not be q shame
 for us
 If their memories part
 From our land and heart. And a wrong to them, and shame
 for us -Nbs AUs AOs lHSE were OEdFe EJf us, And bright were the lives they gave
 for us: The land they struggled to save
 for us;
 Will not forget
 It's warriors yet Who sleep in So many grave for
 us. On many and many a plain for us Their blood poured down all in vain
 for us Red, rich and rue, like rain fer cs; They bled-we weep,
 We live-they sleep, "All lost" the only refrain for us. But their memories e'er shall remain
 for us, And their names, bright names, with
 out stain for us; The glory they won shall not wane
 for us,
 In legend and lay
 Our heroes in gray Shall forever live over again for u5
 Father Ryan.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30

refused to pay his fine. Judge Hawks admitted that there were small ir- regularites fn the proceeulngs, put ienied that it was as had as Gould
 ad alleged. The records. introduced n court. showed that Gould had an opportunity to demand trial by jury
 md pleaded guilty.
 Judge Kent explained that since he case involved only s10 he diu not feel like putting the county 10 lhe expense Of a lengthy hearing n that could result was the holding ir dismissal of Gould. He therefore ranted the application for a writ lf habeas corpus and Gould was re leased after jepOsiting s6, the amount of the fine still due, in case the matter was brought Up again.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
STILL AHEAD.

While l was being shaved the shop door opened gently. and in walked a c1lore dboy of IS, who looked around in an embarrassed way for a moment and then said 0 the barber:
 Jim. you was ingaged to Ey sis ter Linda"
 You mean I is engaged to her, was the pompous reply.
 But Linda. has sent word"
 'Oh, she has7 Does she dun want the marriage hurried up2"
 NO. sah. she dun wants you to know dat she married Bill Lee, bout two hours ago"
 ''What7 Whats dat? Your sister dun married to dat nigger? Very well. sah. Den you return to dat sister and gib her my compliments and tell her dat I was dun married no dan fo' weeks ago. and dat she hain't dun fooled me worf shucks Oats all sah, and please close the doah as you go uti'-Norman E Mack's National Monthly.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
coNvlNcINe ARGUMENT

A certain colonels gardener was going through the woods belongins 70 his employer when he saw a man gathering nuts.
 As the colonel had given strict orders that this was not to be per. mitted, the gardener accosted the man. "You1l have to clear out oi this." he said. I've had orders to keep all these nuts for the colonel this year"
 That's all right" replied the man I'm getting them for the colonel
 A week later the gardener came across the man again.
 Look here" he said angrily; you weren't getting those nuts for thu colonel at all"
 T tell you was" was the em phatic reply. Do you think I wal getting 'em for the shells ?"--ldeas
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
pUTIFUL DoBBIN

A better hoss you'll n-t find, sur. declared the old farmer enthusiastic ally. "Obeys every word you say 70 'uR, and is worth three times the price I'm askin'. Try 'un, sur, try 'un."
 The prospective buyer did try 'un. and returned an hour later win 8 froWning countenance.
 Somewhat lavish in your pwoises what2' quoth the dandy as he dis mounted. 'Nevah wode a worse horse in ali my life"
 Well, we'll" exclaimed the old farmer disappcintedly. And what's wrong with 'un, sur?
 Why" retorted the dandy, "the bwute kept on stopping eve'wry twenty-yards an cooked up his ears.
 But that's just his conscientious Ress, sur" replied the farmer. "Dn't you zee? He's so afTeaded you may say whoa" and he won't hear you. that he stops to listen Answers
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
RISKY

Two impecunious Scotchmen once came upon a wayside inn. They had only .'saxpence" between them, so they ordered one nip of whusky. ''
 They were hesitating who should have the first drink when an ac. ouaintance joined them.
 Pretending that they had just drunk. one Of them handed the new comer the whisky, requesting him to join them in a drink He did so, and after a few minutes of painful sus pense said: Now, boys, you'll have one with me?"
 ~Wss ma that vel managed. mon2T said one to his companion afterward
 ~Ay,~ said the other. but dread. fEl risky."-Ideas.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
A IIcHT IuNcH.

An old North State darky was sent to a hospital in Charlotte for treat ment Upon his arrival he was placed in the ward and one of the nurses put a thermometer in his mouth to take his temperature, and. when the doctor made the rounds, be said to him:
 Well. my man, how do you feelg
 T feel right tol'ble. sar.'
 Have you had anything to eat2'
 'Yassar."
 What did you have2~
 "A lady done gimme a piece oi glass to suck, sar. .-Ncrrnan F Mack's National Monthly
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
TIE REMEDY OR THE pIsEAs

THE REMEDY OR THE DISEASE
 Prohibition as a remedy for the drink evil? said Uncle Prosi., that 8 like peppermint for the smell of H. quoT; it reminds me of a story. When was in Africa l went once to bathe in the river. when came out fOdnG a group of excited natives on the bank who told me that had fortunate escape from the eroeo- diles.
 Well" I said, isn't there any place l can swim where there aren't any crocodiles?" The head man said there was, SO I gave him a back sheesh and he brought me to Q beautiful bay where I had a splendid bath.
 That's fne." ! said. but are you sure there are no crocodiles here?"
 No. no crocodiles," said the man, shark, he drive him out. t."-Norman E. Mack's National Monthly.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
TRULY REMARKABLE.

Chicago Record-Herald: "Quite remarkable thing happened at the banquet last night
 Did somebody tell a story that was new7"
 "No, the stories were all old. bat one Of the speakers who said he had nothing to say sat down immediatels after saying it.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-30
K. OF p. ATTENTION

All K. of P's. please be present al Memorial Day. May 30. Bring flow ers or leave at Palace Livery Stable at 1:30 P. m-
 By order
 c. B. MATHEWS. c. C.
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24
Friday November 81, 1911.

descript@a apdst9g are thopgbtt 9of,sahdE
spoken of by people in general as such. But
when parents lsard wives and brothers and
sisters Of these men write to me they say;
my SON. fmy husband, my BROTHER and
l receive enough of such letters daily to
keep my heart tender and remind me that
lam dealing with my. brothers. > s:Ter 1>'i''
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24
BORROWER THOUGHTS.

-
Italy is, seated on the Ottoman.fw-Bo Boston
Transcript. sal,d IN ,.,4r n -.aj OF
Two out, Steak at rbat,s Department. of JUS
tice pitohingS-+iWaA Street Journals+, ,ttf
IA good way for Eastern women to get
theiballot would bel by,remeval to, California
OF Washington,7rL4os Angeles Tribune
China a republic and England monarchy
in 1911. History is, full of pleasant little
ironies. Detroit Frse Press. rinta3d Ia
The, NeWoY oFk Court of Appeals has
ruled that avboy Of 8 years, is not worth
$4,000. Some boys weren't. They grew up
to be judges of the Court Of Appeals, -Phill-
adelphia North 4 American, .I r- q
,Another. rreN9l4ution is scheduled for Mex
ico The reYolutionists wish to fight for
freedom from the freedom for which they
last fought57zH Harrisburg Telegraph.
A Boston man publishes three magazines,
"The Journal .,of II Ipebriety," "Poet Lore"
and the Journal, Of Abnormal Psychology"
They should pull together well.-zNew York
World. 4f,.7Yni la..,tsrsr re-. l5ls3f,r.,,s~.
Our own modest surmise is that people
are going over, to the Socialists as the only
conservative and business cherishing party
now on view-New York Sun. ,,a
ut may turn put yetI that it was Loeb who
told the United States Steel Corporation
that it might go ahead and take over the
Tennessee Coal and Iron Company-Ohio
State Journal, a.., 49,. 49, lbg5s
President Taft's reelection is to be OPP
posed by business men because he has dis
turbed business, by. retail merchants be-
cause he favors parcels post; by the small
consumer because of the tariff, and by still
others Just because Otherwise his chances
next year are excellent.-Wall Street Jour
nal
Do the rebels Of the uprisen South China
refer to the soldier from the North as Van
Kee?-Little Rock Gazette.
Will Manuel, Diaz, and Abdul Harnid
kindly move over and make room for ex-
King MatheWsonN Kansas City Star.
The Seattle Woman who horsewhipped
Judge who decided case against her was
probably too mad to wait for the recall
Norfolk EedgerlDispatch.
Mary Garden says Philadelphia is the
most musical American city. Well, of late
the Quaker town has been hearing the music
of the spheres. LIST! Louis Times. 81
China is handling its insurgent movement
so poorly that it is feared the new emperor
has judicial observation-disclosures City
STAR Ili'o '7-;s .sT..
Judging by theipress reports of existing
conditions in China, the "Son of Heaven
is a long ways from home.-San Francisco
Bulletin. 0an e7a -, '-, ..u,, u
Woodrow Wilson says "the Democrats
are willing ito give every one voice" Ger
tain1y they have enough to go around
HarrisburglrrTelegraph,- ,t~ a4rt
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24

A good many years ago, when boy was
whipped at school,, he, received another
whipping when he went home, but in these
days the father and mother wipe his tears
away and go and whip the teacher-Enum-
claw Herald 7,.sq ~ 81 se.r
1t was cruel for the parent to lick his boy
because he got licked at school, because, no
one should be put in jeopardy twice for the
same offense. It's wrong to lick or to bcker
with teacher for licking your boy in order
to make better man of him, as teachers
seldom. if ever, Furnishes pupil for selfish
motives The best way of all is to turn
your boy over to the teacher and let direct
him as he or she thinks best
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24

What Whoppers. Some newspaper men
are awful liars. In writing of a cyclone in
Kansas, one of them said it turned well
inside out cellar upside down, moved
township line, blew the slaves out of a
whiskey barrel, and left nothing but bung
hole, changed the day of the week, blew
mortgage off a farm, blew all the cracks
out of a fence, knocked the wind out of a
politician and blew the tar and feathers off
a Shoal mann. ~. .fts4 .r''"
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24

waukee would build up Woods creek is COM
ing to hand a little stronger now and it Is
announced seriously that the road will make
of Monroe the chief point on its main line
to aVncouver. This sounds good to us and
every action and p1anaof the road since it
first planned it's line north from Monckton
to- Everett has indicated that the ultimate
intention was to continue building directly
north from Monroe - Monitor Transcript.
a.it t-.'ts;p%-e a., "'}hHjI2
Look out for the 'dark-horse" in the next
Republican convention,--zLue VernonA IA
Well, while. we hope to be present. yet
SO far as we now know we have nothing
up our sleeves, not even razor. .as.,..
......4 i ...+----- 5tt7p
Whitman county has more hogs CHE
four-legged kind than any other county III
the state Of Washington, according to The
report of the state board of equalization.''It
shows total OF 1927 head With the price
of pork as it is, some one ought to make
some money
We have heard it said that she is like
wise we'll supplied with the two-legged
kind. This at least seems to be the opinion
of few ambitious politicians who fell short
of the mark Of high calling on account Of
the stubborness Of Whitman county poll
ticians.
1es.tt p
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24
Country Press and Commenf


d. At the publishers meeting last Saturday
it was. suggested that the Washington State
Fair should be held in King County instead
of North Yakima as its present location
made it one or two county affair that has
utterly failed to draw any interest from this
side of the mountains while its location, at
a point somewhere between Tacoma and
Seattle would draw crowds from the east
who would also be interested in the above
mentioned cities. Besides appealing to
much larger local population. In
dependent. .,.ss..s
And the p,llsfisifs IS propose to give this
proposed county qiiaar afn the publicity that
their respective papers are able to give it,
and notlin4the distant future bat immediate
ly. Nothing can take the place Ola we'll
regulated county fair, SO far as the farmers
are concerned ,Ssa,ld no county in the state
needsvs5lsh al Institution more than does
Kingscounty b,
Yesssiifs tod late for county fair this
year, bilts4tssnet3a day too soon to- begin
laying the plans for next falls exhibition.
There's lots of work ahead and the county
commissioners Should get busy and pur-
chase the necessary ground Olympia In
dependent.
Well, if Thurston county can afford to
have fair, certainly King county can afford
to have dozen of them, and we hope the
farmers and business men Of King county
will see to it that number one fair is held
next year, sra97 -su 5Fdi z~7nlpi7-D ~
If there was convention held tomorrow,
San Juan county would line up for the
Progressives by large ajority.-Friday
Harbor Journal.
We suspect that if primary was held
next week that the state would go two to
one for La Toilette, and we say this despite
the fact we think he is political hypocrite.
Rumor has it that J. E. Frost is to become
a candidate for congress on the Republican
ticket in this district He will prove very
strong man and will make La Toilette get
up and hump-Elensburg Dawn
There is more truth than poetry in the
rumor, but perhaps Frost has not heard OF
the division of the state between the big
newspaper publishers. When however, he
does he will hardly have the effrontery to
announce himself, though his county is
something of 'twixt and tween of the
Coles and the Wilson division.
Gov. Hay would do we'll to let well
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24

Sheriff Cresap s'gotoit in the neck but
little thing like that don't put him off duty.
He is still very much alive and on the job
even though he has bullet hole in his neck.
-Ridgefeld Reflector
The sheriff Of King county got it in the
head after his second election and now no
one dares to try to live in the county when
Sheriff Bob objects. Instead, however, Of
a hole he has wheels in his head, which the
county pays Tor, ul.f.,.,
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24

Gov. Hay would do we'll to let well
enough alone and not reconvene the legis-
lature in special session. Special sessions
are expensive Why add further to the big
burden that has already been heaped upon
long suffering public -E1lensburg Dawn.
This comes from Socialist Democratic
paper and it is our sentiment exactly, not
that we are trying to protect Gov. Hay
politically, but because we do not think it
necessary from taxpayers point of view
The Seattle Republican. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1???-1915, 1911-11-24

The welcome news long ago given out
by the Monitor-Transcript, that the Mil
The Washington herald., 1911-02-19

| Is there aught of boasting or is there
anything unwarranted in this PROPOSE
! ton? Let US see. His dam is that Lau.
rel B., by Sable Wilkes. one of the best
sons of Guy Wilkes, 2:I5h. who had fol
| his dam the celebrated Lady Bunker
| also the dam of William L.. that sired
| Axtell by Mambrino Patchen IS. Laurel
B. is already in the great brood-mare
list. She is the dam of Laurietta, 2:e9IS
Laurels, 2:13: Bertha Bennett, 2:14k, that
Is the dam of a daughter that trotted 10
record in 1910 of 2:15A, and of two
others with records better than 2:3o.
Lyla A, the second dam of Bale Ak
worthy, is a daughter Of Arthurton $50,
by Hambletonian 10. LyIa AS dam was
Flora, said to be by Langford. thorough
bred. Lyla A is a sister 20 Joe Arthur
ton, 2:2o1S, and the granddam of five stand
ard performers. Flora, the third dam of
Bale Axworthy, is not only the dam of
Joe Arthurton, 2:20 but is also the
granddam of Lillian Wilkes. 2:17z: Guy
Axworthy, 2:0sa: John W. Patterson,
2:l2&; Of Lilly Stranger, 2:15&, and Of
two others in 2:30
As an individual Bale Axworthy is one
of the grandest ever seen, rivaling in
this respect his illustrious sire. He is a
dark chestnut, stands full 1873 hands, and
weighs LILO pounds. He carries a white
stripe in the face and his left hind ankle
is white. He was bred by that master
breeder, John Shuts of Brooklyn, N. Y,
and is credited with quarters in thirty
seconds at the Shuts farm as a two
year-old. Soon afterward he met with
a slight accident and his further train
ing was not considered good policy. Bale
Axworthy is the property of Mr.. ]. NJ
Corbin, of Hamilton, Loudoun County,
Va. who purchased him some three
years ago at Madison Square Garden
from the Shuts consignment
Like all sires standing in rural dis
trict, Bale Axworthy's opportunities to
produce speed worthy of his high lineage
have been extremely small. The Oldest
of his get are now ready for the trainer
and we have a right to expect that
either this year, or the next at farthest
breeders should have an opportunity to-
know whether he is a sire of speed or
not. ALI of his get are fine individuals
and demand large prices. Mated with
mares worthy of him, he must become
sire OF extreme speed.
An analysis OF his blood lines discIoses
that he traces to George Wilkes, 2:22,
eight times: to Mambrino Patchen IS,
four times; to Mambrino Chief IL. four
times; to Vermont Black 5. twice; to
The Moor. sire of Beautiful Bells. three
times, and to Mambrino Pilot, three
times. His blood lines are of the very
richest in producing sires and dams.
There cannot be found within the covers
OF the American Trotting Register
better bred horse than Bale Axworthy,
ana he is a credit to the. section in which
he does public service i
The Washington herald., 1911-02-19

The third novice meet of Central High
School will be run off next Saturday at
1920 sharp, and the Saturday following
These games are promoting track ath-
letics at the o street school and getting
the men in trim for the coming meet.
Flynn, Tew, Garland, Hutchinson, and
Austin are all showing up we'll in the
box for Tech. AS Tew is a veteran OF
last year and Flynn and Garland are ex-
perienced slab artists, the Machinists are
well fortified in regards TO pitchers.
Up at the o street school the baseball
trip to Princeton is the chief topic of the
day. The team will stay in Princeton
four days. and a royal good time is
promised them.
Capt. Boetler. of Central. is fortunate
in having Mccarthy. of the champion
Business team of 1909 to play first for
him. Mac is a good fielder and a great
slugger, and will do wonders in the
Scholastic League.
joe Harris. the little fellow who
played second on Eastern last year, is
again a candidate for that position. As
he is fast man, a fine fielder, and
good hitter. Eastern will be greatly
strengthened.
Mccarthy, the hard-hitting first base
man of the champion Business team of
1909. will play the first corner for the
o street school. AS Mac" is a seasoned
yeteran of two campaigns he will be
great help to Coach Mcdonald in taking
care of the youngsters.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-19

There have been jgst such horses as
these described. but Of course none of
that kind are owned in the District of
Columbia. The physically defective horse
is one who owns to having one or more
bowed tendons. or one or more curbs.
and is the patient of DR.. REDUCING. OF
course. there are no horses of the kind
mentioned owned in the District of Co
lumbia; IL such were the fact their
owners would claim that II was the best
of evidence of extreme speed