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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17
A WARNING TO FARMERS.

Tuesday, a vagabond. with thieving proclivities
was convicted of the crime of horse stealing. He is
but many such persons who the northeast
srn of Pennsylvania, under the guise of honest
peddlers seeking what and whom they may devour.
They take what and where they like and it is lament
that only too often do they with their
booty many in this section of the state can
testify.
We hope that the conviction of this man will do
much to frighten others of his k away There seems
to be we'll organized band of horse and cattle thieves
in this section who grow bolder every day Let them
take warning by the conviction of Simpson and keep
hands off.
The farmers themselves will do well to keep a
strict watch on all suspicious characters who oiter
through the countryside Strong locks on the doors
of the house and barn will act precautionary
measure. good watch dog is invaluable.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Some women surely are the bane
OF our existence; we can't bear 'em
Two New York women wear" cane
And harem skirt. What dreadful strain
For hubby not to give them pain
By Gaming them upon the harem.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Our sister county, Wayne is feeling proud be-
there not single criminal to go be-
fore the grand jury at the March term We even
better yet down here for have criminal of
own, grand jures, at least hardly ever, and
nasty criminal from other countes.-Pke
County Press. Believe us, didn't want the Howe
1t wished us.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Harry Payne Whitney travelled ATS miles at a
mileage of 81 mile to hold fifteen minute
conference with his uncle. If should travel that
far pay that much for sight of any of our avun-
eular relatives we should at least have stayed over
night to give uncle a treat. We hope he worth
the price of admission
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

doctor down south on trial for murder mar
red in the city Jail to the witness against him.
We cannot understand how who ought to know
what easy matter death is could bring himself to
exchange the electric chair for the chair of mari-
mony.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Champ Clark, of Missouri, the next Speaker of the
House. modestly unburdened himself of the opinion
that he would make good Presidential candidate. He
said "Well, the Democratic party might go farther
and fare worse-anG l think it will" So do we.
Farther north, for instance.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

If Charley Dorflingser snowbaH
will Myron Dodge? Stand back, ruff
fans, we must save the women and
children first.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Called on Ben Haines yesterday.
Ben's a pretty good scout and we
like him. We're coming again,
Benny.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

l hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the nomination of
County Commissioner on the Re-
publican ticket. If nominated and
elected l pledge myself to perform
the duties of the office with fidelity.
l. G. SIMONS,
Sterling Township
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Our predigested notion of nothing
to be is, we repeat, an usher in the
Eastern Penitentiary. What is your
idea?
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

John Male, of Cherry Ridge, Pa,
announces his candidacy for County
Commissioner on the Republican
ticket. 21tf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

John Booth eighty-seven-year-od millionaire
resident Kansas like Andy Carnegie wants to give
all his money away before he dies We hope he lives
long enough to ascertain address.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

jealous naval shot and killed his girl, his
rival and himself. In little matters like this the
training receive in workmanship in the U. S. navy
is invaluable
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17
EDITORS CORNER

Ed. Penniman presented us with q
book about the first railroad. Many
thanks Ed.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

President Taft and Mr.. Rockefeller met the
golf at Augusta and spoke two words to each
other-"Good morning" AS they playing golf
the time it is probable that they had other for
speech
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

verdict of $4,000 in a breach of promise suit
cut by order of the court to $4,000 because the
counsel for the plaintiff talked too much Thus it
appears that talk is not always cheap.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Nellie the b. W. o. o. h. slipped ua
a smile before breakfast this morn
ing. We almost dislocated our jaw
returning it. Nellie, you little ras-
cal!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

We are glad to find out that snow
is really white. Living in New York
we have always thought it was black
or at least dull mauve color.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

burglar dressed like Indian warrior held up
a in Washington and robbed him of s2831. A
senatorial toga would have made far better dis
guise
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

club in Boston has announced that women may
smoke in the club rooms if they desire. Suppose
the cigarettes will be in the shape of elongated Bos-
ton beans
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

policeman in New York has been ordered to
citizen 5000 for "discplinng" the citizen with
his night stick. Simply where stick in time
costs nine.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Freshmen in the Louisiana State University whose
heads were shaved by the upper cassmen, have been
securing firearms for self-defense Of they
all hair triggers.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Our trunk has come at last. Must
be strap collector round these parts.
And we loved that strap so much,
having been on terms of familiarity
since infancy.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

We note that of the greatest checker players in
the world recently died. The Great Reaper must have
told him it his
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

The Albany Senatorial breakfast was unproduc-
tive Nevertheless it to have given the partci
pants slight attack of indigestion.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

81 Am Happy" says Murphy, runs a headline in
the N Y. Tribune. He's the only one, then
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Nevada Women Take Step Towards the Polls
a hobble.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Let these costs be paid and seemingly intermin-
able legal battle be settled for all
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

We read of letter posted in Gs-
neva, N. Y, which has taken 72 years
to reach it's destination. We know
chap in Canada who owes US
money and we are beginning to
think he has fixed it so that the let
ter containing his check will beat
the above record by about 80 days.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

We received a marvelously colored
picture postal on Wednesday-we
know not whence it came-repre-
senting large stately person with
diamond horseshoe in his scarf,
gold fob and curling black nous
tachios. The large stately person
wore topper" and had his right
pedal extremity planted on a $500
bill. Yes, Lolita you have guessed
it. Twas picture of a gambler.
Shhhhh!!! Not so loud, GALL! We
suppose it was meant as a caricaturs
but as we never owned a diamond
scarf pin, Or possessed a gold fob,
Or grew black moustachios-ours
will be a beautiful golden color-or
wore a topper, we think there must
be some mistake. Besides if our
dainty Number Mines had ever
stepped on $500 bill our toes
would have leaped through our shoes
and nailed it! Dye Toe-nail?-
rather poor, eh, whomsoever? get
me?
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Floyd Thompson, our linotypre op,,
helped initiate some palefaces last
night. We don't know much about
the mysteries of the R. M. Lodge,
but they should come and see their
Brother make that linotype do q
snake dance. Whoopee Floyd, you
little red devil.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17
COURT NOTES.

CONTINUED from Page One.)
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-17

Teddy, Jr., expects stork.- Daily
? Courier. Taking Dads advice, we
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
$ YOUR SILVER.
 ENGRAVED?

Where can be found more genuine satisfaction than in beautiful table silver which is artistically engraved with the name or initials of the owner
 There is nothing that adds to the appearance of a table, set for some special occasion like beautiful silver service, and that the choicest and most unique designs can be had right here in Skagway, Is well worthy of note.
 Like all the stock in the Kirmse store, the silver stock is equalled in no other store in town, and when 1t is know that all engraving is done free of charge, this should be a great inducement to get what you are think ing of buying at the Kirmse store.
 It is time to think of Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years dinners, and to make arrangements to have a table service which will be in keep ing with the balance of the appoint ments of your table.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
DOG GETS
 ID WH|TEH0RSE
Special to tue Daily Alaskan.)


 WHITEHORSE. Oct. 1.-The globe circhng Abbott-Detroit Bull Dog" touring car lived up to its name in fine shape by getting to this town at o'clock this afternoon.
 Under the carfeul driving of Geo. D. Brown, the trip over the track of the White Pass and Yukon was ac- complished without any accident.
 The party composed of Dr. Charles G. Percival, of New York City, J. J. Chambers and MT. Brown express themselves as thoroughly satisfied with the trip so far, although they were unable to get through to this town last night.
 The following schedule was made:
 Arrived at Clifton 9:30 p. m., Gla- cier 10:4O a. m., Summit at noon, Bennett 4p. m., Caribou at 9:S0 p. m.
 They left Caribou for Whitehorse at 10 o'clock this morning accomp- fishing the trip from Caribou to this city on the old government road.
 The Bull Dog will be started for Dawson early tomorrow morning, and Col. Chambers has declared his in- tention of staying with the party. Herb Wheeler will also join them for the lower river trip.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
IN
N o T I c E

Just received shipment of fresh oysters in shell. You can now get oysters on half shell in any quantity at the Pack Train Restaurant.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There ts only one way to cure deaf ness, end that is by constitutional remediea Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition ot the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is inflamed you have 6 rumbhng sound or imper- feet hearing, and when 1t Is entirely closed, deafness Is the result, and un- elss the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to it's nor mad condition, hearing will be de stroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by CataErh, which Is noth- ing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by Catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for ctr eulars, freq
 EJ. CHENEY 6 CO, Toledo, O..
 Sold by Druggists, 75c
 Take Halls Family Pulls for cousu patton
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
Coronation Graft.

The practice of running the foun- tains and conduits with wine on coro- nation day was abandoned after the reign of Queen Elizabeth, but another old custom was observed up to the coronation of George ". After the king and the company had departed iron, the banquet in Westminster hall the doors were thrown open, and the people rushed in and cleared the ta- bles of everything-victuals, cloths, plates. dishes, etc. all vanished in a few minutes. And. as Sir Walter Scott tells us, the nobility were not above taking away the saltcellars and spoons-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given to the Tax Payers of the Town of Skagway, Al aska that the Common Council will sit as an equalization Board com mencing Tuesday, October 9rd, 1911 at 8 o'clock p. m., and each night thereafter until the business of equal izing the taxes is concluded.
 Dated at Skagway, Alaska this 2nd day of October, 1911.
 J. M. Tanner, Presi- dent of the Council and Ex Officio Mayor of Skagway, Alaska. Attest, Dan Mckay, Town Clerk.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given to the Tax Payers of the Town of Skagway, Al aska, that I have this day filed with the Town Clerk of the Town of Skag- way, Alaska, the Assessment Books of said Town of Skagway for the year. 1911.
 Dated at Skagway, Alaska, this End day of October, 1911.
 Dan Mckay, Town Assessor.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02

There will be dance after the con cert tonight.
 Louis Rapuzzi will go to Portland on the Jefferson tonight and will at once enter school for the winter sem ester.
 Thomas Riggs, chief of the U. S. International Survey party, together with his men arrived on the train co., night.
 The Pacific Coast Steamship Com pany's freighter Delhi docked last night at 10 o'clock with 29O tons of machinery and coal for this port, and sailed this afternoon at 4. She will go to Juneau, and then to the Vest ward with freight and explosives.
 Word has been brought to Skagway that Bob Sheldon, xtcse friends are all who have ever known him, has charge of the N. c. Heat, Light and Power plant at Fairbanks, and is do- ing well, being held in the same high esteem that he was while a resident of Skagway.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
H|LLER CONCERT
 AT 4. 3. HALL

Miss Cassie Hitler, accompanied by her mother, Mrs. E. H. Hitler, arrived in Skagway on Saturdays s train, and are guests of the Pullen House.
 Miss Hitler is returning from a concert tour through interiorAlaska and Yukon, having met with enthus- iastic reception at Dawson, Fort Gtb- bon and Fairbanks.
 The young violinist needs no in- troduction to music lovers in Skag- way, as the memory of the sweet strains of her violin remains to those fortunate enough to have heard her when she passed through here some two months ago.
 Miss Cassie will give concert at A. B. Hall tonight and she will be assisted by Reeds orchestra.
 After the concert which will begin promptly at. o'clock, and last for about ,an hour and a half, there will stsE a dance, and it is expected that SIG will have large attendance. 'FEkets will be on sale at the door.
 PART |. (a) Alteration .. .. .. .. Borowski eb) Berceuse . .. From Jocelyn (c) Canzonetta .. .. .. D'Ambrosio
 Miss Cassie Hitler SelecClOH
 Reeds Orchestra (a) To Wild Rose .. .. Mcdowell
 Miss Cassie Hitler (a)i Souvenir ... .. .. .. Drdla (b) Humoreske .. .. .. Dyorak (c) Believe me if all Those En-
 dearing Young Charms .. Moore
 PART II. Sloe Eyes-:. .. .. .. .. .. Rubens
 Mir. Snow. (a) Serenade .. .. .. .. .. Shubert (b) Minuet .. .. .. .. ., Beethoven Co My Hero .. .. Chocolate Soldier
 Miss Cassie Hitler Selection .. .. =. ....
 Reeds Orchestra (a) Traumerei .. =. Schumann Cb) Just A-Wearyin' for You ...
 .. .. .. .. Carrie Jaeobs-Bond
 Miss Cassie Hitler
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-02
LOCAL BRIEFS
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SKAGWAY WEATHER REPORT

Results of the observation taken at Moore's Wharf at midnight, Oct. 1, 1911, is as follows:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-08-26
GRlNnM0THERs'
USED SAGE TEA
To DaFken the Hair a9d Re
store Gray and Faded Hair
10 Its Natural Color.

Il IS easier to preserve the coIJr OF
Shs hair than 10 restore it. although
It is possible to do both our grand
mothers understood the secret The-
made a sage tea" and their dark,
glossy hair long after m ode life was
d Ie to this fact. our mothers have
gray hairs before they are fifty, but
they axe beg. inning to appreciate The
vision Of our grandmothers in using
"s;sge tea for their hair aad are fast
following sut-
The present generation has the ad
yauta ge Of the past in that 10 can gel
a ready-to-use preparation called
WyeCHs Sage and sulphur Hair Rem
edy. As d scalp tonic and color re-
storer this preparation is vastly NI-
peri0r to the ordinary ''sage tsa'
made by our grandmothers.
This remedy is sold under guaran-
tee that the money VII be refunded
If 1t fails to DO exactly as represented
This preparation is offered to TIE
public at fifty cents a bottle, and. is
recommended and sold By PeTdLetah
Drug CO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-08-26
MAYOR SAW CHIN TICKLED.
But the Tickler Did Not Know !
until He Faced the Bench.

Easton, Pa.-Deliberately walking
up to pretty girl on a crowded
street here, Peter Shelder of Phil.
lipsburg. n. j., paid the young woman
\compliment on her beauty, ther
tickled her under the chin.
a man who Witnessed the episode
stepped up to Shelder and said: "You
shouldn't do anything like that"
You mind your own business" re-
piled Shelder
Well just walk down the street
with me and I'll prove you made a
mistake" said the other.
Shelder continued to argue with his
critic until a policeman appeared
when the man who demonstrated ord
cred the Jerseyman's arrest.
The man who gave the order hap
pened to be Mayor McKeen. When
Shelder faced him in police court the
mayor remarked: Il guess you plead
guilty, don't you Shelder acknowl-
edged that he had been Caught with
the goods" and murmured faint
yves"
That tickle will cost you Just s.
and the next one will cost YOU a good
deal more" warned the mayor.
Shelder paid and hurried back to
cillpSbure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-08-26
4 WORD To THE FARMER.

The farm land of Umatilla county
has just finished a bumper yield and
the ranchers are pleased with their
broad acres. 1t is possible that if
they possessed a poetic muse they
would burst into song that the Won
ders If cheir lands might be the more
celebrated Lest in the exultation of
their prosperity they forget the fate
Of some Of their forerunners in the
soil tilling business. it is only wise to
point out that other farmers in other
days and on other lands have en-
jcyed the same prosperity and yet
have lived to see their lands yield
to them but a scant existence. Sta
tistics show that all eady 1000, 900
acres of land in the United States,
once the richest and most productive
II the whole world, have been pau
perized because they have been drain
ed OF those soil ingredients which, are
the prime essentials to vegetable
growth. viii the time ever come
when the fertile wheat land of this
section will be added to this ex-
hausted and wasted acea? Let us
hope not but the salvation lies with
the farmers. He who takes and moth
ing gives IS but of little service to the
world. He is little better than a rob-
Der for ne is a despoiler and pos
terity is made to suffer by his acts.
Conservation of the soil is of as much
moment as the conservation of tim
ber and cGal
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-08-26
NOTED TRAMP STEER SHOT.
Fugitive Ran Away Year Ago and
Became Wild Rover.

Weatherly, Pa-The famous steer
which escaped from Butcher Oberts
pen, Leighton, a. year ago and which
had been shot at a hundred times. but
escaped traps set for it as well. was
shot by Farmer William Dietrich in
the Quakeake Valley while it was
moving among the corn. The OK
weighed 500 pounds dressed.
Since its escape it roved all over
the county. 1t picked its living wher-
ever 1t went from the field, grew as
thin as a deer and as agile as an an
telope.
The butcher from Leighton, who
had placed a reward for the return of
the animai.s was telephoned to by
Dietrich as soon as the animal was
shot but told Dletrick 20 take one
half of the carcass for his repart and
sell the other half to butcher and
send him the money.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-08-26
THERE IS \ GOD OF LOVE

/ a story IS told of man wo became
| a member If a certain church. His
admiration of sounding words was
greater than MS knowledge of their
meaning and he began his first public
prayer thus:
"oh, thou great and diabolical
God"'
There 5 such a God. He is the God
/ Of Fear; the God of internal torments
and eternal damnations: the God of
burning hells ana icy cruelty: the God
Of the distorted imag.nations and
warped natures OF men who would
bully teir fellows into creeds and isms
and dogmas into 80 many paths
that wind and wind"
But thank God. there s another
God, a God of Love and kindness and
understanding; the source of life. not
deatn, of peace, not perdluon.
"As a man tn nksth in his heart so
is he X is the quality OF thought
that makes man big or little, broad
or narr0 Y, god-like or beastly 1t IS
thought that makes the world beau
tiful or ugly: the springtime joyous
or bilious tas heart restful or gebel-
liOus. In the soul are born the Graces
or the Furies They may not DWELL
together. f0r love casteth out fear.
Fear. not money, s the root of all
evil. The man who fears. cringes and
covers and sneaks and sinks. The
wan who loves does not think Of
himself as worm. wr-ggiing over the
surface of a barren earth. He stands
erect. and fears, mt.
The religion that Will redeem the
world viii educate and develop the
consciousness spiruIay and morally
There's no beauty To those whose
eyes have not been opened to per-
ceive it. An appetite perverted by
strong stimulants turns with lOath.ns
from simple, wholesome food. \ ma
ture depraved by excitement despises
quiet A vision dulled by the glitter
of the tawdry and arJif-c;al sees no
beauty in the dawn lr in the twolght.
The ears deafened by blaring trumpets
hear no melody in bird songs. To the
soul filled with Love. Nature gives
Inspiration. Sunshine floods the open
heart as L streams through the open
window. To the clear vision spiritual
ly revals her grandeur and true beau
ty is unveiled.
Once taught the source Of its own
riches a soul will not know bank
ruptcy. Perceiving that Love is con-
structive and Hate destructive. that
Evil is a blight and Good a boon, It
will put evil out Of the consciousness
and refuse wall space to any pictuTe
that suggests the repulsive and re-
voting. We live by what we reed up
on. We can't develop strength ana
purity by feeding the m nd on muck.
Unwillngly, unconsciously we are
transformed into the mental images
we form. Evil is born of evil thought.
Doubts are traitors. Apprehension
scourge us. We need spiritual as
well as physical hygiene. we need to
know that all good is within US, and
it's outward manifestation makes US
god-like
"Owe no man anything but TO love
one another for he that loveth an
other hath fulfilled the law"
BE just and fear not.''-katherine
c. Murphy in Toledo Times.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-08-26
OLD HORSE TOOK REVENGE.
Stood Autos Long As lie Could, The
IE.L.I...l ON. l:Gl.G..

Stood Autos Long As lie Could, Then
Kicked One to Pieces.
Kansas City, Mo.-Old Dobbin just
got tired of it, that's ALL He used to
have a good enough sort of time
jogging along the boulevards before
these buzzing, snOrting, fiery eyed
devil wagons got SO numerous that
mere horse had no rights whatever.
They got on his nerves, spoiled his
evening temper and took the taste out
OF his breakfast oats. He bore with
them for a long time, nursing his
wrath and waiting for an opportunity
to revenge. The opportunity came
and Old Dobbin embraced it.
Mrs. Jessie owen and Mrs. Anna
Blonde, both Of 1920 Flora avenue
were driving Dobbin. They guided
him out OF Lnwood boulevard into
Flora avenue, when a buzz wagon
drove up with A. A. Tribble, 1851
Madison avenue, at the wheel. The
motor car stopped. So did Dobbin
He laid back his ears, shifted gasoline
and with a whinny that had the pen'
up rage Of years in 1t, he climbed In
to the car. Mr.. Tribble got out. Dob
bin suddenly seemed to become al
legs. The air was filled with bits oi
flying brass and wood. He kicked