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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
plause.

The games the past two or three
days have been called few minutes
before four o'clock and this has caus
ed complaint on the part of some Of
the fans. A large part OF the attend
auce goes to the park on the 9:l5 car
and when the games are called at the
scheduled time they have plenty Of
time to witness the start Four o.
clock is early enough to begin the
games these hot days, and if the jumps
Ingersol is at fault ne should set Ter
right This in Justice to the fans who
want TO see ii all.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
GRASSHOPDER PERIL
IS TH8EATEN !

New Orleans, La. June 1G.--Accyra
ing to prominent cotton planter vi
has just returned here after Wc
weeks trip through various parts g
the cotton belt grasshoppers in large
quantities are beginning to attack tho
cot>on crop in sections of Iouisiaaa
ard Mississippi. So far the pests
have become noticeable only in cor
tain localities, but II is feared, the
planter says, If the hot dry weather
continues much. longer they will be
come greater danger to the crop
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

the CLASS Monday week, at s o'clock, at
her home on Court street.
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Delta Alpha Glass.
Miss Emmie Seibe was hostess
Thursday evening of the Delta Alpha
Cless of Court Street Methodist Sun
day school, when the following Off
GERS were elected: Miss Emma
Seibe, president; Mr.. Gideon Gray,
vice-president; Miss Gladys Thomp-
son, recording secretary; Mr.. Hayles,
corresponding secretary; Marshall
Stewart, treasurer. After the election
Of officers, Miss Seibe and Messrs.
Norman and Marshall Stewart gave a
few musical numbers, after which
three mes. "Who Knows My Nose?'
"Grandfather's Attic" "Charades" and
a sewing contest were enjoyed.
Cream and cake was served by the
hostess, assisted by Misses Octave
Cowart Annie May Seibe and Annie
Dee Hall.
Those present were Misses Aonir
Dee Hall, Nan McInnis, Volma Bishon
Katherine Common, Bette Henderson,
Lucille Hollingsworth, Amber Bishop.
Octavia Cowart, Mary Curtis, GLADYS
ard Maggie Thompson; Messrs. Whit
worth Hart, Gideon Gray, Norman and
Marshall Stewart, Carl Borslagel.
Hester Williams, Coleman Hale, jim
DUNCAN, Henry Seibe, Wison, Collin
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
FORMER GREENWOOD PLAYER.

Indianapolis, Ind, June 16.-Jimmy
Dodson, member of the 1910 Green
wood champions of the Cotton States
League and who failed to come up to
the standard this year with Green
wood. is making good in hurry as
manager of the Indianapolis team in
the Valley League.
Dodson played with the Greenwood
team during its Independent career
and was last year regarded as the
best shortstop in the league. This
year Dodson fell down in his playing
and drew his release.
Dodson has secured several new men
and is looking out for others, in an
attempt to put Indianapolis at the
head Of the race.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
GIVEN
Quite A ROAST

The Yazoo City News pays its re-
spects to Vicksburg and the ball team
in that city as follows:
THE Zoos haven t forgot how they
were treated in Vicksburg on their
last trip, when the umpire, BULLDOG
ed and intimidated by the gang Of
gambling hoodlums who infest the
ball park there, absolutely stole two
of the games from Yazoo City. II is
known by every one who has ever
witnessed a game of ball In Vicks-
burg that it is next to impossible
for the visiting team to get square
deal there. If the umpire Thows an
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

with jam-up support McManus
would have won his game for the
woodpeciers yesterday. but miscues
by Norcum in the first and Madden
II the eighth were each responsible
s6r scores by the visitors and the
Babies got away with the game by u
81 score.
McAfanus pitched a splendid article
OF bali, allowing the visitors but seven
hits and tanning ave of Waldron's
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

sluggers. He also got one of the Wood
pecker's hits, clean two-bagger. Be-
ing his first appearance as Picker
wood Mac work was altogether cred
table and he will greatly strengthen
the pitching staff when he gets used
to the goings.
Gilroy. for the Babies was also in
good form having splendid control and
letting the Woodpeckers down with
but seven hits and did not issue trans
portation to a single bird. He kept
his hits well scattered and when a
much needed single would have spell
ed tally that Gilroy person was as
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

short as the Hattiesburg man who
climbs over his fence to keep from
wearing the hinges on the gate.
The Babies scored in the first in
ming. Norcum dropped Waldrons
long fly which was good for two bas-
es. Waldron went to third on a sacri-
dee and scored on Sorrell's hy-out to
right field. They annexed two in the
fifth on two two-baggers and error and
wild throw of Cruise. Two hits in
each the seventh and eigth gave them
two more.
Things looked mighty good from a
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

PeckeTwood point of view IN the third
when Madden singled and Tutwiler
followed him with his habitual home
run. But there was nothing doing in
the run line again until the NINTH
when the Woodpeckers came danger
ouely near making one Of their fam
otie ninth innings wins Wick, first up
hit for two bases and scored when
Harb followed with clean two-bagg-
er. Bagby and McManus flied out and
Harb scored on Reagan's tumble OF
Norcum's grounder. One run would
have tied the score and with Norcum
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
NEWSPAPER BILL.

Washington; June ia bill pro-
'iding that every newspaper must
print in conspicuous place the name
If the owner or owners, publisher and
managing editor, was introduced yes
erday by Representative Barnhart of
Indiana.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
NEGRO STATE NORMAL
IN SESSION HERE

The negro State Normal opened
here Monday with an enrolment of
about a hundred.
The director of the normal is ]. c..
Gay with G. M. Shaw and Prof. Rice
assistants. S. NJ Brinkley is manager
and ]. E. Taylor secretary.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
GAME FORFEITED
TO The ZOO ZOOS

Yazoo City, Miss, June 16.-Yester-
days game was forfeited to Yazoo
City, 8 to 0, in the first half of the sec
ond inning, because of continued beef
ing by the Jackson team over de-
oision at the home plate. The locals
lad scored two runs in the first. with
Schulz working against Needles.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

Danny and Madden performed
some fielding stunts and pegging that
were features of the game That pair
have done fixed habits along that line
and they are the class of this league.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
BABIES WON THROUGH
MISCUES OF THE LOCALS

on and Madden at the bat hope ran
high-but Madden did an unusual
thing for him. He popped up and was
an easy out for Emery.
Box score follows:
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

We are disposed to be easy on the
Jumps but some of his decisions yes
terday were badly off color. The fans
didn't fail to advise him of it either.
His name implies that he is not very
modern.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
Society
Continued From Page Five.)

McWilliams, Annie Leu Thompson,
Minnie, Katie and Lucille Hightower;
Messrs. JOHN Perry, Spivey McWil-
'iams, Anderson Foote, E. E. Esslinger,
Q. G. Hightower, c. C. Hightower,
George Stockman, Luther Smith, Elan
ner, II. o. White.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

Bin Sorrells leaves a rail Of beef
ing wherever he goes and his days as
manager are numbered if we are any
judge of small matters. His MOUTH
ness at Yazoo yesterday got the game
forfeited against him.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
HOW THEY STAND.
COTTON STATES LEAGUE.
6esults Yesterday.

Results Yesterday.
'Yazoo City 8; Jackson 0; forfeited.
Meridian 5; Hattiesburg 4.
Vicksburg 2; Greenwood ..
First game.)
Greenwood A; Vicksburg 2
(Second game)
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SOUTHERN LEAGUE.

H.sutts Yesterday.
Birmingham 4; Atlanta o. tFirsi
game.)
birmingham 5; Atlanta 4. (5econd
game)
Chattanooga 10; Montgomery 4.
Nashville 3 New Orleans 2.
Mobile 4; Memphis 3.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

Capn and his big stick are sorely
missed from the game. More wins
would have been recorded the last
few days had he been IN the lineup.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

best players are now out OF the game
on account of sickness, but three new
men have reported and will be given
tryout."
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Rational LEAGUE.
Results Yesterday.

Philadelphia /; Chicago 0,
New York 3; st. Louis 0.
Boston 8; Pittsburg Z.
Brooklyn [; Cincinnati 0.
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MUSIC NOTES.
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Invitations have been issued by the
pupils of Miss Ethel Powe's music
class for a recital, which they will
give this evening at 8 o'clock, at the
studio ON Main street, formerly the
Main Street Methodist church
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
Summary.

Summary.
Two base hits-Stewart, Gilroy, Nc
Manus, Wickenhoffer, Harb. Home
run-Tutwiler. Sacrifice hits-Sor-
rell, Welt, Reagan. Stolen bases
Reagan, Norcum, Emery, Blanchfeld
Passed s-Wickenhoffer Wild
pitch-McManus. Bases on balls
Off McManus q. Struck out-By Nc
Manus . by Gilroy 4 Time-1;40.
Umpire-Chestnut.
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Games Today.

Boston at Pittsburg.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati.
Philadelphia at Chicago.
New York at st. Louis.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
Games Today.

Nashville at New Orleans.
Chattanooga at Montgomery.
Memphis at Mobile.
Atlanta at Birmingham.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

He will be standby when he gets
better acquainted with his company.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
AM ERlCAN LEAGUE.
Results Yesterd ~.

Boston 4; Cleveland 2.
Washington g; ST. Louis 7.
New York s; Detroit 0.
Observation-Disclosures; rain.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

Bagby made two difficult running
catches, which netted him merited an-
plause.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

Mac looks like full fledged Perket-
wood.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

bishop. Will m Cannon and John
Britten.
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CHURCH SOCIETIES.


There will be no meeting of the
Philathea Glass of the First Presby-
terrain church Monday evening, but
Miss Aussie Haney will be hostess of
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w. L. Douglas low cut saoes re- f.
dpced. See ad. II 8 5IagTtv
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Games Today.
Jackson at Yazoo City.
Meridian at Hattiesburg.
Vicksburg at Greenwood.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16

Today S will be ours.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-06-16
SPECIAL NOTICE.

We are now the only exclusive IN
dertakers In the city. No other bus
ness or profession. Phone 4Yc.
RAMSEY a CO.
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the CLASS Monday week, at o'clock, at
her home on Court street.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
SHE HOLDS IT UP TO THE
Girl With the Shattered Dream

And he does 1t ruthlessly. A man
L.rt< is Just such a creature. Girls
make him. Then, as This one has,
he turns and, crushes one of them.
He begins by being nice, hand
some boy. The girls like him. At
a dance he goes from one partner
to another, and suddenly discovers
that each will listen to Il think
you dance better than Maude," or
Your hair looks prettier than Lii
ian's." 1t is not long before he in
sures his welcome with each girl
by making her think she attracts
him more than the others.
An Unwelcome Medicine
The social world is the girls
world. Men come into IT to seek
their sweethearts. And they act
according to the laws that rule II
just as you girls have to conform,
to the laws of the business world
when you go into 1t. Girls have
been making the law of double
dealing the common one SO long
that IT is not wonderful that men
act according to it now and then.
You are the urlucky one who reaps
the punishment for your sex. And
common sense isn't very welcome
medicine for sore heart, I know;
but / have no other remedy to
offer, SO here it Is. You, rather
than the bride, are to be congratu-
lated!
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Loretta's Looking Glass

you. I know It hurts just as much
as II 1t were not fair return for
much that your sex has done to his.
/ tell you, If men and women will
not be honest with each other, they
are going to continue to run into
these pantries where unhealthy and
ache-making food abounds.
You were honest? And you think
girls generally are! l do not. So
we disagree. Have you never
known-but of course you have, for
II is always happening-of girls who
are engaged not wanting the en-
gagement known? Don't they go on
having a good time -yith other
men? Don't they even encourage
them to pay attentions which will
serve to make their friends believe
that there is no engagement? And
Isn't 1t, considered quite permis-
sible for girl to encourage the in
terest of several men, allowing
them to love her IL they want to,
without hanging up a danger flag
or warning them that there Is mo
thoroughfare'' for them to the
heart? This man has simply ap-
propriated established feminine
tactics.
You have read fairy tales of
magicians who created terrible
creatures to be their servants. But,
after a time, the monster dis
covers that he can beat his master.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13

SSCOMETIME in the near fu-
u ture will you kindly hold
your mirror up to the man
who is engaged to one girl and
meanwhile amusing himself by en-
couraging and making love to an
other girl. who, by the way,
really thinks he cares for her until
her dream is rudely shattered by
his marriage to the one to whom he
was engaged? Trusting to see my
request granted in a future copy of
the paper, ! remain,
Very truly yours,
NJ. F. P.
Ny dear NJ. F. p, the mirror will
not stand EVERYTHING. 1t can
reflect smiling villainesses and
ladylike liars, but it would crack
to give back the horrid image of
such a man. However. can hold 1t
up to any one of a dozen girls 1
know and get information that fits
the case. The girls are fiirts. So is
this man. They are silly things
biting off their noses to spite their
own faces. So is he. probably. But
has 1t occurred to you that you are
eating a kind of bitter humble-pie
that has been rather steady diet
with the men? "Rudely shattered
dreams" is the filling and the crust
is an indigestible sex-disgust that
ruins the whole emotional makeup
of the consumer.
Don't think am not sorry for
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Union Sentiment GROWING
In Western Virsinia

Reports from Wheeling say that at
a large union meeting held at King
wood, Preston county, Va, resolutions
were adopted expressing unalterable
opposition to the ordinance of seces-
sion, favoring division of the state
and resolving to vote for a delegate
TO the next session of congress. At
the same meeting delegates to the
Wheeling convention were appointed.
Advices from other western counties
of the state also indicate a great in
crease OF union sentiment, fourteen Of
these counties having already ap-
pointed convention delegates.
Dispatches from Alexandria say
that the United States steamer Paw
nee slipped her cables at the Wash
ington navy yard last night, dropped
down to Alexandria, and Is now lying
off the city wharves. with portfolios
open and guns out. The advices go
On to say that many of the troops
now in Washington are foreign born.
Several regiments leaving Washing
ton within the last day or two are
said to be en- route to the vicinity of
Harper's Ferry
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
General Frost. Brigade
Surre,ders to Capt. Lyon

According to st. Louis dispatches.
General Frost's brigade of Missouri
militia, encamped at Camp Jackson,
on the western outskirts Of the city.
has surrendered Internationally on
demand of Captain Lyon. of the Unit
ed States forces in st. Louis.
The Palmetto Guards, to the num-
Der of 102 men, commanded by Silas
J. Cuthbert, arrive in Richmond, and
after being breakfasted at the Bal
lard House proceed to join their regi-
ment, encamped near the city. Mostly
Charlestonians, they are described as
being all gentlemen and skillful SOL
diers.
The Hon. z. B. Vance, heading a
troop Of 100 mountain boys. arrives
at Salisbury, N. c., en- route to the
seat of war.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13


said by the neighbors to be the bur-
glars wife, asked him what the hurry
was.
I'm gona crack a crib tonight" re-
piled Hallowell rockingham, hoarsely,
not because he had a cold, but because
he was a burglar.
Night, the impartial darkener. threw
its dusk over everything, from the bur-
glars lowly hovel to the palatial man
sion of Swipsy McMutt, whittier Hal
lowell rockingham wended his way.
Rocking in an overhead window was
Mike, Mr.. McMutt's only child. What's
this? He has rocked too hard. and the
cradle comes hurting down on the bur-
glars head. breaking into splinters. but
saving the baby's life.
''Ho, no, ho!" roared the burglar, who
was editor, by the way, of the comic
section of Cracksmen's Cracks. "Ho.
no! I said I'd crack a crib tonight."
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
MR.. PEEVED PROTESTS

you'll be sorry you were sarcastic.
man rang the bell this afternoon
and wanted to know IL we wanted
any safety razor blades sharpened.
Ten cents dozen was all he charged,
and he had q grindstone and all. 7
knew you were in the habit of buy
ing new set of blades every time
your old ones got dull, so I let him
sharpen three dozen blades. Now,
aren't you sorry you were sarcasticr
Something's Up
Which side of my bureau did you
take those blades from?" demanded
Mr.. Peeved. ominously
why, the right. I think"
Mr.. Peeveed rushed out Of the room.
Just as I thought he doomed Q
few moments later. from the top Of
the stairs. Just as I thought! You
took three dozen blades that I've never
even used and let some wood chopper
bore them full of holes, Economy,
madam! Economy! You-I-good night"
The Washington times., 1911-05-13

DO you remember what you said yes
terday?'i began Mrs. Peeved, as she
deftly knotted the end of length OF
thread.
IF my memory serves me right" re-
piled Mr.. Peeved. II said several things
yesterday"
You said 1 didn't have the slightest
idea of the meaning Of economy pur-
sued Mrs. Peeved.
He Remembers
so 1 did remembered her husband.
well, has 1t taken all this time for it
to sink inT'
."I did something this very day." con-
tinued Mrs. Peeved calmly, that proves
how entirely mistaken you were. I
soved you some money"
''You did. eh?' Mr.. Peeved sat up
straight and glared at his wife suspi-
ciously. What have you been doing
now. petty? Selling my brand new suit
T. the old clothes man. or what?'
when explain" said Mrs. Peeved,
The Washington times., 1911-05-13

ing. The produce man came in the
other day with a shipment of bananas
that were so all-hred tempting look
ing that the boss took a whole stalk
of them. He hung them up in the
window. but did the customers fight
to buy? They did not.
Finally the boss got scared that
they'd turn bad on his hands, so what
does the crafty fellow do but hide
the stalk and display two punches at
a time, putting up the price FIVE cents
a bunch. Did they bite? They bit.
Yes, It's funny little proverb.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Capt. Taylor, of Fl. Kearney.
Spikes His Howitzer,

Captain Taylor, of the Second dra-
gcons, commander of the troops sta
toned at Fort Rearney, fearing that a
mob of rebel sympathizers might take
and turn against the garrison the ten
12-pound howitzers in his possession.
spiked them on the evening of the 10th.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
ENGLISH Joke FOR TO-DAY

Apropos of nobody in particular, this
seems a seasonable moment in which to
recall brilliant, impersonal inquiry Of
Mr.. Freke Palmers: What is the sense
of expecting two people who wish to
live apart to live together, Joined only
by an abiding tie of mutual infidelity?"
The Pink I'm.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Our Grocery Clerk
Saws Sure They Bit

Funny thing, but the de-ah public
seems to have a little grocery proverb
all its own. 1t runs something like
this: IF there's more where that
came from, we don't want tt"
The boss proved 1t again this morn
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
HIS BUSINESS

Yes" said the old lady, now that
spring is with US. business will pick
up with the old man."
Asked what he did for a living,
she replied:
Well. he sells rabbit feet fer
watch charms. an to stave OF hoo
docs, an he does fine with rattle
snake rattles, but he makes most at
sellin' young mockin' birds an pray
In fer rain"
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Happy Ending

Gunner-Yes. Bilkins was the shy
est bachelor you ever saw. That is
why they introduced him to Miss
DeFlash. She was a sort Of hint
TO matrimony, you know.
Guyer-And how did 1t end?
Gunner-Oh, he took the hint
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Confusing Results

That erratic orator is always ad-
vocating something new"
Yes. He says he is always ready
to drink at the fount of wisdom"
But the trouble is that he mikes
his drinks"
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
The Cracked Crib;
Or, Burglar Hal

Hallower rockingham was a burglar;
a big, bold, bad, burly burglar. That
man would burgle anything.
The desperate chap was bolting his
pate de foIe grasses in his lowly howell
when Ursula, ferocious looking person.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
THEY'RE. Gritty

Little Willie-I want to ask
question, teacher.
Teacher-What is II, Willie?
Little Willie-Are the Sandwich
islands ham or beef?
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
And All She
Wants Is Votes

Given bones
And a bunch Of pads
And Chinese hair galore,
Add rouge
And powder, couple o. fads
And half chemists store
Couple o. heels
And socks of Isle,
And a COB Of lingerie.
A hat that isn't worth the while
The summer girl.
Oh, gee!
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
$500.000 to Be Expended
For European Arms

The governor of New York has dis
patched an agent, by authority of the
secretary of state. to the British gov
ernment for the purchase of arms to
the amount of $500,00O. In case they
cannot be purchased in England, or
borrowed there, with a pledge to re-
turn an equal number of as good q
quality. giving the half-million as Sc
curity, they will be purchased in Bel
gium, where there are large manufac-
tories. and usually a large surplus
supply:
1t is understood that Governors Cur
tin and Dennison have pledgegd the
union men of western Virginia the en-
tire support of all the forces in Penn
sylvania and Ohio to protect them
fl ON the home secessionists, and also
those of eastern Virginia. Indiana and
Illinois have pledged the union men Of
Kentucky in the same way. The gov
ernors of all the free states west OF
Pennsylvania have united and obtained
O pledge from President Lincoln that
there shall be no compromise or cessa-
tion of the war until the stars and
stripes float over all national prop
erty.
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
TutI Tut :

My husband has given me a dia-
mond necklace"
MY! My! What was it you caught
him doing?''
The Washington times., 1911-05-13
Raises His Temperature

Visitor-what does your mother do
to get your fathers mind OFF his
rheumatism?
Earlie-She tells him about her $50
hat