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The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
A Telepathic Shock,

Senator Tillman of South Carolina
has the prize tenderfoot story of the
year.
In the South it is proverb that
a negro's head is hard enough to
break n mules leg if the mule is fool
ish enough to kick it. If he does
kick it, his leg is broken, the family
bincs a paling to it, and he is of no
further value as beast of burden.
One afternoon a negro girl, about
Is years old. was walking up the road
with difficulty, as her feet were
bound up in immense rolls of cloth.
Her hair on the top of her head
seemed to be little mussed up,
What de mattah wifi your" one of
her acquaintances inquired,
Nah foots is so'e," she explained.
pap hit me on de haid wifi his ak,
and wuz standin' on some ole IRON"
Popular Magazine.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
Real Tip-Toppers.

Senator Brown, apropos of the mar.
ital misadventures of young multi.
millionaire, said at a dinner in Wash.
ington:
The trouble is that too many of
our idle rich young men think that
among their many rights is included
the right to do wrong.
"They are, in truth. as foolish in
this respect as the maidservant who
said:
"I've got place among the tip-top-
pers for sure this time. They're bang
up aristocrats | live with now
What do you mean by bang-up
aristocrats? friend asked
"'Oh,' she replied. 4 mean places
where they have three kinds of wine
and the ladies smoke and the men
swear detroit Free Press.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
Superstitious Racing Man

Last year Mr. Farie did not enter his famous
three-year-old Lemberg, for the Newmarket Bien-
nial, says London Answers.
1t is an odd fact that winner of the Biennial
has ever been successful in winning the Derby,
and consequently a superstition has grown up that
the race is an unlucky one for Derby aspirants.
Whether Mr. Fairie was influenced by this super
stition or not it is impossible to say, but at any
rate Lemberg not entered
Trainers taking them all round are practical,
hard-headed lot. with few superstitions; but
jockeys as well as the racing public at large, have
a large share Oh supersttious beliefs.
Most jockeys have their favorite courses. Fred
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

Archer for instance, preferred EPSON to any other
and certainly it the scene of his greatest tri-
umphs. On the other hand, he dsliked Manches.
ter and he was not alone in his aversion to it,
The late Tom Loates always said that he felt
something would happen to him at Manchester,
and eventually he did have fearful smash there
and lay in hospital for many weeks.
Wells who rode the Derby winner twice run
ming, would never ride without potato in his
pocket The potato had been given to him as
child by an old woman who was supposed to be
witch. 1t was hardly larger than big pea and as
hard as stone. He believed that it brought him
luck
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
kipIlna,s Interroaative Answer.

Rudyard Kipling, the well known
anti-suffragist, said at an anti-suffrage
dinner in London:
Haven't the women enough? In
addition to all their other privileges,
why should they now have the vote?
Il was talking to a suffragist the
other day.
why should a woman she said
disdainfully, take a mans name
when she marries him?'
why said L, should she take
everything Aelse he's got?' ?''-Detroit
Free Press.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
Hadn't the Material.

81 really never saw such an impu-
dent man as that Mr.. De Borrowe,"
said Miss Wrathy. HE actually had
the nerve to ask me the other night
how | managed to get that lovely
tinge of auburn in my hair!"
Really? Well, why didn't you box
his ears?" asked Miss Slimm.
why, / only had my Easter hat
box handy, and that wasn't big
enough" said Miss Wrathy.-Harper's
Weekly.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
The Dodqer.

Redd-I see the greatest range OF
vision among human races is said to
be possessed by the Peruvian Indians,
who have distinguished individuals
eighteen miles distant.
Greene-Gee! I'd hate to have
Peruvian Indian for a tailor.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
The Loved and Lost Hint.

Walker-The bride was quite popu-
lar girl, wasn't she?
Watkinson-Yes, indeed. The Even
ing Sacrificer sent it's sporting man to
report the wedding. He printed list
of rejected lovers half column long
under the heading, among Those
Who Also Ran. New York Journal.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

symptoms. To attain
perfect health, you
must keep your filters
right. You can use
no better rem e dy
than Doan's Kidney
Pills.
DR.. r. F. Marshall,
East Oakland, Cal,
says: Il practiced
medicine in Marshall
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

County, Iowa, from 1870 to 1891 and
during that time I became conversant
with the splendid properties of Doan's
Kidney Pills. I prescribed them in
cases of kidney trouble with excellent
results"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
Those Kind Predictions.

The wedding was over.
Guests announced the usher,
will kindly register their predictions
in this book"
What predictions?"
"As to how long you'll give 'em to
stay married. louisville Courier
Journal.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
HEALTHY KIDNEYS ESSENTIAL
TO PERFECT HEALTH.

When healthy, the kidneys remove
about 500 grains of impure matter
from the blood daily; when unhealthy,
some part of the impure matter is abb
sorbed, causing various diseases and
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
Circumstances Alter Cases.

why, Tommy" exclaimed the Sun
day school teacher, don't you say
your prayers every night before you
to to bed?"
mot any more" replied Tommy;
Il uster when | slept in folding bed.
though" h."-Philadelphia Record.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
The Riddle.

The Sphinx propounded puzzle.
"Why does it always rain the day
You move?" she asked
Herewith the ancients gave it up.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

It sometimes happens that street
fight reminds married man that
there are other places like home.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

Smile on wash day. That's when you
use Red Cross Bag Blue Clothes whittier
than snow. All grocers.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

The mighty cry that went up almost cohs'ahOy
from hotel to palace was:
"Viva Pete Russell"
II is said that William w. Russells memory was
cherished at the naval academy. His name is hed
in remembrance so strongly in remembrance that
no midshipman named Russell who has entered the
academy in the nearly 80 years which have elapsed
since our former Venezuelan minister severed his
school connection has escaped the name Pete
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

heard some shuffling steps outside his
prison door. Looking out he saw Pete
with his books and his blankets COM
ing to share his durance.
Whats the matter, Pete?" he
asked
Nothing" said Pete, only forgot
to take that id skeleton down.
When William w. Russell first went
to Venezuela in subordinate diplo-
matte capacity an American naval Of
ficer who knew him WELL who liked
him, and who had memories OF the
diplomats pranks at Annapolis CON
cluded that Pete should have proper
reception, but it is needless to say
that he didn't take Pete into his conf
dence.
When Russell, newly accredited to
the court of President Castro, drove
from his hotel to the presidential pal
ace in an open carriage and wearing a
black frock and high hat of diplomacy.
he was greeted in the middle OF every
block and at every street corner with
vociferous cheerings from all the
street gamins that Caracas possessed.
H.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
HOWARD E. BuRInN. AsSAYER 4 cHENIsI
LEADVILLE, COLORADO.

Specimen prices Gold. silver lead. ST: gold.
silver, Use; gold Soc; zinc or copper 81
Mailing enveiopes and full price list sent ON
applt aation. Control and umpire work so-
lie NJ Reference: Carbonate National Rank
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

The Yale men who were
at school with the president
and who came to Washing
ton to visit, always make
straight for the White
House. This means some
thing more than that Mr..
Taft is simply a holder Of a
big public office.
If a person wants to learn
how popularity at school or
unpopularity at school lasts
through life let him make a
study, if he can find the op-
portunity, of the standing
today of some men In the
army and navy. There are
in one or the other of the
twin services today men
who have splendid records
as officers, and yet who
would give over several
pages from their efficiency
records If they could write
the word popular" in the
Seem i0vidiouq
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20
DENVER DIRECTORY

BON J. LOCK G,IaJpiss p9p,sE II sll kinds Q, MER
log mailed free. Cor 18th & Blake. Denver
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

Teacher-Tommy, what Is a CO.
quette?
Tommy-It's thing you make out
of what's left of the stewed chicken.
The Fort Sumner review., 1911-05-20

placed rnywhere, at
tracts a kills al nies
NeAt,ciuAn, orpamen'
tal,eonvenlent, cheap.
Lasts All Season.
Maze ofmetAl cannot
spin or tip over, will
not soil orinjure any.
thing. Guaranteed ef,
fective. Ofsild d4alera
or srntprepaid for2oc.
HAROLD sOMRRs
$50 DeKAlb Ave.
broeklyn, New rerk
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
BISHOP APPEALS
FOR NEGRO AND
INDIAN MISSIONS
Collections for Purpose to Be
Taken Up in All Cath
Ollie Churches.

In all of the Catholic churches in
the Newark diocese next Sunday an
appeal will be made for the negro and
Indian missions in the United States.
Collections will be taken up in all of
the churches at a future date.
The appeal. which was sent out to-
day by the Rt. Rev. John J. O'Connor,
bishop of the Newark diocese, to the
rectors of all of the churches, is in
part as follows:
we appeal to you with confidence
that your generosity will be no less
than in former years, Tor the needs are
more pressing than ever and your char
ity, we know, has not lessened.
The money which you have contrib
ated OF late years has been very fruit
fully employed, among both the negroes
and the Indians. oar schools and
churches have been supported, and
many new one built. We have been
able to conduct many charitable insti-
tutions of various kinds and to give a
living. a very frugal living, it is true, to
our devoted priests and brothers and
sisters who are laboring amid great pri-
vations Tor the welfare of the negroes
and Indians. Many conversions have
been made: thousands of children are
being trained to a moral and religious
life, as well as to a career of industrial
usefulness. The faith is kept alive
among the perishing tribes of Indians
and is spreading, slowly. We confess,
among the negroes. Without your
financial aid, brethren, this work could
not have beer done; many souls would
thus have been deprived of the true re-
llgion. The good you nave accom-
plished by this means will plead before
the throne of mercy for your WI sal
walton.
But the good lone is very small in
deed in comparison to what is yet to
be done. Among the millions of negroes
In the Southern states, Catholics are
only a handful. In State. for ex-
ample, We have. only 700 Catholics in
and a quarter negroes. The religious
condition of these vast multitudes is
most d~eplorable. They are abandoned
by Professionalism to themselves. Hav-
Ing no white ministers they depend for
7 their religious instruction and guidance
and for their moral elevation upon
preachers of their own race. who are
very inadequately equipped for their
duties. Only the Catholic church. with
its watchfulness. its strong moral dis
eipline and powerful religious helps,
can raise the negro to that plane which
belongs to him as a man and a Chris
tian. The mission work Is urged by
Cardinal Gibbons
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
EXTRA PERFORMANCE
FOR VAUDEVILLE SHOW,
Local Entertainers Meet Demand
for Tickets,

In order to meet the demands for
tickets an extra performance Of the
Institute vaudeville show will be given
tomorrow afternoon The show will
also be produced as vas originally
planned tomorrow and Thursday
nights.
A rehearsal Of the entire program
held last night was produced in excel
lent style, promising that the show
will be a big success.
1.-THE Newlyweds,' with Harry Muir
ray, Jack McGrath and Miss Murray,
is a sketch that would make good on
the professional stage.
The acquisition of William Berry as
an end man mas materially strength
ened the minstrel circle act. and
with Jack McGrath on the other end
and Mart Reynolds, Charles Travers
and Miss May O'Toole in solos, the
act promises to be a big success.
The other acts are Girls, Girls,
Girls" 1.-THE Pretty Typewriters, 1.-THE
Stationary Express" John Callaghan
in a monologue; Thomas Smith and
Margaret O'Toole in by the Seaside"
and Plum and Flanagan in a comedy
acrobatic sketch.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
MIDDLETON ON TRIAL
FOR MURPHY THEFTS.
Sister of Former Governor Tells
of Losing Silyerware.

Miss Florence d. Murphy, sister OF
former Governor Franklin Murphy.
was the complaining witness in the
trial Of Arthur Middleton, charged
with robbing her home at 7oS High
street, before Judge Ten Eyek in the
Criminal Court, Part L.
Miss Murphy, on' the witness stand,
told how she missed silverware valued
at s735 from her home on December
q. and gave her reasons for suspecting
Middleton. her former butler. She then
identified a yalise in which the silver
carried away as n that she gave
to Middleton. Barbara Flohms, a maid
in the Murphy home, ~corroborated Miss
Murphy's story.
Detective William J. Kenny, of New
York, told of Middleton's capture in a
New York pawnshop.
Middleton on the stand denied the
entire story.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
CITY ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.


PUBLIC MOTTO IS hereby given that the fol
lowing ordinances have been passed BY the
Board OF Street and Water Commissioner and
ana pursuant to Chapter 90 OF the state laws
OF 1909, are herewith published BY title:
SEYMOUR AVENUE
from Runyon street to Hawthorne avenue. With
brick pavemen on a six 80 inch concrets
An ordinance to provide for the paving OF
WEST END AVENUE
from Laurel place to South Orange avenue.
with asphalt block pavement on a SIX 6l inch
concrete foundation.
An ordinance to provide for the paving OF
SHERIDAN AVENUE,
from Peshine avenue to Hunterdon street, With
brick pavement on a six 6) inch concrete
An ordinance to provide for the pavins of
CAMP ALLEY.
from Camp street s%outherly about 1855 feet, With
brick pavement on a six 80 inch concrsts
foundation.
An ordinance to provide for the construction
CHANCELLOR AVENUE,
from the terminus of the present sewer about
$50 feet west OF Hedden street, for a distance
Of about 400 feet westerly.
An ordinance to provide for the construction
KIPP STREET,
between Waverly avenue and Winans avenue.
An ordinance TO provide for the construction
SOUTH THIRTEENTH STREET,
from the terminus OF the present sewer about
200 feet north of avon avenue to Woodland
avenue.
An ordinance to provide for tie construction
Of a sewer In
SOUTH ORANGE AVENUE
between South Tenth street and Ashland street.
An ordinance to provide for the construction
Of a sewer in
HAWTHORNE AVENUE
between Jelliff avenue and Peshine avenue, and
100 feet west Of Belmont avenue to Badger
avenue.
Adopted February 10. 1911.
MUN0LE
President Of the Board OF Street ana Water
Commissioners.
VIM. E. G~REATHEAD,
Clerk OF the Board
Approved February II, 1911.
JACOB HAUSSLING,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
CITY ADVERTISEMENTS.

NOTICE
Notice Is hereby given to all parties inter
ested that the Certificates OF Assessment of the
whole amount of the costs and expenses Of
RIDGE STREET.
COMMERCIAL STREET.
constructing sewer, in
ELEVENTH AVENUE.
grading, curbing and Tagging
> SOUTH THIRTEENTH STREET,
opening
have been delivered to me according to law.
Said assessments comprise all the lots. tracts
and parcels OF land and real estate lying on
RIDGE STREET,
from Park avenue to Second avenue on both
COMMERCIAL STREET.
from its westerly terminus at Railroad place
and South Canal street TO Its %easterly terminus,
and including that part OF lot lS, block ITO.
fronting on Commercial street; on both sides OF
ELEVENTH AVENUE,
between South Eleventh street and South
Twelfth street; on both sides Of
SOUTH THIRTEENTH STREET,
from sixteenth avenue 10 Eighteenth avenue;
on both sides Of ;, nv pr
from Bergen street to Seymour avenue on both
bergen STREET.
CHADWICK AVENUE.
SEYMOUR AVENUE,
from a point about 275 feet south OF the south
erly line of Jeffrey place to IA point about 275
feet north Of the northerly line Of Jeffrey
sCHEIDER AVENUE.
CONKLIN AVENUE,
east of the easterly line Of Osborne terrace.
The owners of land and real estate assessed
in said certificates Of assessment are hereby
required to pay the amount SO assessed upon
them, and ench Of them respectively to me at
nv office, CITY Hail on or before April 3. 1911.
TYLER PARMLY,
Comptroller.
Newark. n. J.. February 20, 1911. feb21-5t
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
STROLLERS TO REPRODUCE
TEMPLES TELEGRAM"

Repeating their successful play. Mrs.
Temples Telegram the young folk
who make up The Strollers, in Orange,
will present the comedy in Common
wealth Hall, East Orange, on Monday
night. for the East Orange letter-car-
sriers' fund. Miss Jessie Frazer, as a
member OF the cast is the one profess
sionaT member. She was formerly on
the stage, but retired to private life,
and is now one of the most enthusiastic
of the Strollers.
The other members of the cast in
clude Miss Helen +. Davis, Miss Ethel
Blanchard, Miss Bessie Smith, job
O~ldenschlager, Arthur Livingston, r.
Downs Cusack, Edward L. Davis n
Joseph Bonnet.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21

II you have sore feet. tired feet.
sweaty feet, lame feet, tender feet,
smelly feet, corns, callouses or bunions'
read what happened to Mrs. Crockett
Of Jeffersonville. TIE DID TT. Mr.
Crockett says: after the second treat
ment she walked downstairs one foot
at a time. She has not been able TO
wink downstairs before in pnst Ave
years. except by stepping down ON each
step with one foot mt a time. This II.
remarkable. Send five more boxes.o
No matter what ails your feet or
what under heaven you have used with
out getting relief, Just use TIZ. IFS
different, 1t acts right Off. II cures
sore feet TO stay cured It's the only
foot remedy ever made which acts on
the principle of drawing out all the
poisonous exudations which cause sore
feet. Powders and other remedies
merely clog up the pores. TIz cleans
them out and keeps them clean. You
will feel better the first time it's used.
Use it a week. and you al forget you
ever had sore feet. There is nothing on
earth that can compare with It. TIZ
IS for sale at all druggists. 25c per box.
or direct. IL you wish, from Walter
Luther DODGE & CO. chicaRo. III
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
POLICE TO LOCATE
SIXTEEN YEAR-0LD BOY.

Meyer Highlander, a 1~6-year-old lad,
living with his parents at $40 Bergen
street, has been missing from home
since last Saturday morning, according
to q report made to Chief of Police
Michael Corbitt by his father, Nathan
Highlander. this morning. The police
have been asked to aid in a search for
the lad, who has never left his home
before.
Young Highlander is five feet seven
inches in height, has dark eyes and
dark hair. When he left home he wore
a dark %overcoat, gray trousers and coat
n a gray sweater. He is a pupil at
the Hawthorne Avenue School.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
or PONCE,
PORTO RICO, NOW
4 i. s. CITIZEN
With His Son Is First to Take
Advantage of Act OF Con-
gress on Possessions.

Naturalization papers were granted
today to the former Mayor of Ponce,
Porto Rico. Edwardo Torres, and his
son, Edwardo Torres, jr., h first Porto
Ricans to be admitted to full citizen
ship in the United States since the act
Of Congress whereby Porto Rico be-
came a possession of this country. The
papers were granted by Judge Thomas
A. Davis in the Court of Common
Pleas.
When Deputy County Clerk Francis
Fiore sent the papers to Washington
a question arose as to whether 1t was
necessary for the men to be natural
lied. However, 1t was found that sec
ton 80 of the naturalization laws
covers the case. 1t reads:
THAT all the applicable provisions of
the naturalization laws of the United
States shall apply to and be. held to
authorize the admission to citizenship
TO all persons not citizens who owe
permanent allegiance to the United
States n who may become residents
of any State or organized territory of
the United States"
The requirements are somewhat
modified; a two years residence in
stead or hVe years Will sufhce, n no
renunciation of allegiance to a foreign
power is asked.
Fiore also learned from Washington
that the two applications were the first
that have been made by Porto Ricans
since Porto Rico became United States
territory.
Both Mr.. Torres, who is 81 years old,
and his son, who Is 26 years old, are
civil engineers, living at "a Washing.
ton terrace. East Orange. They cams
here from Porto Rico about eleven
years ago. Mr.. Torres has three sons;
all of them have been students of the
Stevens Institute.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
PERFORM AUTOPSY ON
BODY OF ANTONIO GOMEZ.

An autopsy on the body Of Antonio
Gomez, the Porto Rican shot by De-
tective Sergeant Jack Harris last sat-
urday, was performed by County Ply
sician w. H. Mckenzie at St Michael's
Hospital late yesterday afternoon.
The autopsy showed that the cause
of death was shock following the bull
let wound, the .32-calibre missile hav
ing perforated Gomez's intestines. The
findings of the county physician were
turned over to County Prosecutor Will
bur A.. Mott, who VIII present them to
the grand jury. 1t is generally believed
that no action will be taken by that
body, as Harris was clearly within the
limits Of his duty when he fired the
fatal shot. g i&
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
JUSTICE OF PEACE is
HELD AS EMBEZZLER.

Charged with embezalement by Mrs.
Rezek, Jacob Kaufman, who was yes
terday arrested on a warrant served
by officer Sebold, was today held at
Fourth Precinct Police Court in $500
bail to await the action of the grand
jury.
1t is said that Kaufman, a justice
of the peace, collected $14.1S for Mrs.
Rezek. which she says he did not re-
turn. He said In court today that the
reason he did not return the money
was because Mrs. Rezek did not ask
for it.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
SOCIETY WOMEN WASH
THEIR OWN HAIR

Home shampooing among society
women is rapidly gaining in popular
ity," says Mae Martyr, writing for the
San Francisco Call. This is not a fad
or fancy, but rather because splendid
results are attained. in this manner,
through the use of canthroX.
IF you would have luxuriant growth
shampoolng: Dissolve a ~teaspoonful
of canthrox in a teacdp OF hot water,
then pour on the scalp and rub vigor-
the hair and scalp should be rinsed
carefully. When the hair Is dry you
will be delighted with its fluffy, glossy
condition.
while canthrox is not expensive.
you should be careful to get II In an
original package"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-21
REROUTING
OF TROLLEY LINES.

Chief Engineer Sherrerd and Bion
Arnold. a consulting engineer. were in
conference yesterday discussing the re-
routing of the trolley system in New
ark. The Board of Works voted to
give Mr.. Sherrerd the power to engage
an engineer to lay out the routes OF
the company. SO that the city would
be in a position to max certain de-
mands for better transportation facili-
ties. 1t is not known yet whether Mr..
Arnold or other engineers with whom
Mr.. Sherrerd is in communication viii
be engaged for the work.