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The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1911-10-13

The forty-siXth annual session of
the Tennessee Conference of the
Methodist Episcopal Church began
its session last night at Clark Me-
mortal Church, Bishop David H.
Mcoie OF Cincinnati. presidinH TIC
feature of last nights session was
the celebration of the anniversary of
the Board of Sunday-Schools with
an address by DR.. E. M. Jones, Field
Secretary of the Board The busi-
ness sessions of the conference be-
! gan Thursday morning with good
attendance The conference was
called to order by the presiding
bishop. The holy sacrament was ad-
ministered at the conclusion of
which roll was called. The confer
ence was then organized with the
election of secretaries and other Of
ficials. The bar of the conference
was set and the session was ready
for business. Several visitors were
introduced and some made short
talks.
NJ hiShI IHc FOI6l6u MISSlOIl
Board held its annual session, DR.. w.
II. Key, of Atoka. presided The
principal address was delivered by
DR.. W. W. Lucas, Field Secretary
of the Board. The address wasl
interestingly full of information and
inspiration. The conference will con.
tinue until Sunday, when adjourn.
ment will be taken. All of the
churches will be visited by members
the conference Sunday and. they
will preach morning and night To ay
promises to be busy day, as dele
gates to the General Conference will
be elected. Prominent among the
ministry who will aspire for the hon
ors are Rev. R. T. Weatherby, who
has done such grand work at Clark
Memorial, Reys. w. r. Smith, Fl ~.
+ Key, S. NJ Utley, A. Phillips and a.
W. Johnson former pastor of CLARK
Memorial. The lay delegates will
hold a session at Walden Chapel and
will elect delegates. The following
are prominently mentioned; W. -
Hawkins, DR.. ]. T. Mcmillan, DR.. w
Fields w. NJ Copeland and S 5lm-
merfeld Brown.
The following is the program for
? the conference:
: Wednesday, October 18th.
7 2:30 p. Injecting of Board of Elk
, aminers and candidates for any
and all courses, in the Lecture
l Room of the Church.
1870 p. m.-Anniversary of Board OF
Sunday Schools, Rev. ]. P
: Price, presiding, Address by
' DR.. E. M. Jones, Field Secreta
: ry of the Board
l Thursday, October 18th.
$3.50 to 12;90-Opening business
session of the conference, Bish
' op David H. Moore, D. D., pre-
siding. Sacrament of the
Lords Supper. Roll call. Or
e ganization of Conference In
r PRODUCTION of Visitors Business
r session Adjournment
n Afternoon session by appointment
s Of the President
Y 1880 D. m-Anniversary or Board o
8 Foreign Missions, DR.. H. W
d Key, presiding Address by
G Dr. W. W. Lucas, Field Secre
I. tary of the Board
b Friday October 18th
8 $50 to 12:9O-Devotions led b!
y Rev. B~H. Anderson. Business
A session.
+ Afternoon session by appointment
v of the President.
o Session to be held in the Meharr,
II Auditorium
\ Evening Session 1880 p. m.-AnniveI
IS sary Freedmen's Aid, Rev, ]
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1911-10-13
City Comptroller
LYLE ANDREWS.
City Tax Assessor
ALVIN E. GRAHAM.
City Court Judge
. JOHN j. KlLLEN
City Marshal
EARL BUCHANAN

He VANQUISHED INDEPEN
DENTS.
Mayor
DR.. w. c. GILLESPIE
Board of Public Works
JESSE CAGE
City Treasurer
EDMUND COLE
City Comptroller
HENRY BAUMAN
City Tax Assessor
w. f. BANG
City Court Judge
JAS. L. WATTS
City Marshal
CLARENCE JACKSON
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
EASTER SERVICE AT
 ST. ANDREWS CHURCH

Holy comfunion will be held at 7S0 a. m. and holy communion and sermon at Il a. m, when a chorus of 20 voices will sing the following:
 Pro. hymn, No. 109, by Sullivan.
 Christ, Our Passover" by Moninton. ''Te Deum." by Parks.
 "Judilate Doe" by Smart.
 Full communion service by Gilbert.
 Middle hymn. No. 121. from Palestrun.
 Communion hymn No. 11S.
 Offertory. Christ Being Raised From the Dead" by Gill
 Nunc Dimitis." by Webster.
 Rec hymn 4s7, by Lwoff.
 The following are in the vested choir: MT Ballsell, organist; MT. Erin Farley, director: Miss Mabel Rowiands, Miss Nellie Huffman. Mrs. Donovan, Mrs. George Bowen. Mrs. F. 2. Crow. MT. Robert Tucker, MT. Paul Shropshire, MT. Raymond Hester. MT Robert Vande- grst, Mr. Harry Chumley. Mir. Jack Co., zine, MT. J. D. Tucker, Mr. Stapleton, MT. James Thomas. MT. Meek Norment, bass; MT. c. E. Williams, Mir. c. I. Baker Mir Henry Hamilton. MT. Clarence Barker and Mir. Robert Brown.
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RECEIVING PARTY AT
 MISS TERRELL'S LUNCHEN

Miss Agnes Terrell, whose buffet lunch con will be one of the first events of the post-Lenten season. has asked tn, following to assist her in receiving: the honorees. Miss Sadie Gillespy and Miss Lillian Moore. Mrs. James Arthur Smith, Mrs. Feton Wimberly. Mrs. Robert IIi- den, Mrs Paul Earle, Mrs. Vernon Whit aker, Mrs. W. M. McGrath Mrs. J. Todd Collins. Mrs. Frank Jones. Mrs. Harring- ton Hefin, Miss Ruby Munger. Miss Ma bel Moore, Miss Lucie Moore. Miss Jew ell Fulton of Austin. Tex, Miss Belle Wilkins of Selma, Miss Cliff Mable If Atlanta. Misz Fern Minor Miss Belia
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
SOUTHSIDE BAPTISTS

The choir of the Sothssie Baptist church which was recently organized presented nn inspiring programme last Sunday and the week before. It is under the direction of Mrs. Laura Jackson Davids. who las been thus connected with the church for many years. Mrs. Myrtle Rundbecl< is the soprano, Miss Ethel Babe contralto. Mir T. D. Cole the tenor, and MT. J. T. Hibbley the basso. Their programme this morning will include. a quartette, How is Christ Risen," with contralto solo; another duartette. They Have Taken Away My Lord"-sstainer, and soprao solo, 70, Divine Redeemer,' sung by Mrs. Rund- back
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
EASTER SERVICES OF SONG
 IN BIRMINGHAM'S CHURCHES

solos by MT Oliver Chalifoux and the cello solos by MT. Jean Soudar Mrs. o. W. Colgan has been for a number of years the organist and director of the choir and her programme this Easter has been prepared with the usual skill. The personnel of the choir iacudes: Mrs. c.
 J. Severin, Mrs. J. G. Theilman, Miss Margaret O Neia. Miss May OBrien, Miss Sarah Fleming, Miss Lenora O'Neill, Miss Williams, Mrs. Ziegler, Mrs. J. T. Lynch, Mrs. John Antwine, Mrs. J. A. Midaugn. Miss Reeves. Miss NJ. Smith, Nr Frank Arrico, Nil. William Stuckenburg, MT. w.
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'Offertory, "As It Began to Dawn" (Foster).
 Offertory sentence, Dr. Evans.
 Santuc, Chant 193.
 Communion hymn 225, Bread of the World"
 Gloria in Exc, Chant 204.
 Rec. hymn, 1O9 "Come. Ye Faithful'' (Sullivan.
 The soloists who will be heard in this superb programme will be Mrs. o. l.. Stephenson and Mrs. Burt NJ Forney. sopranos; Mrs. Marie Kern-Mullen, con- tralto; MT. J. A. Bate, tenor. and MT. R. c. Kaufman, bass. Mrs. Forney is comparatively a newcomer in Birmins- hma, but has already become identified with its musical life in a way that lS making her indispensable. Society has also welcomed her. Her voice is lovely and she is continuing her study in an ambitious way. The beauty of Mrs. Stephenson's voice is well known. for she has been a resident of Birmingham
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16

jOME OF THE PROGRAMMES. SOCIETY'S DOING PAST AND TO COME-MISS JEAN FALLEN GERS ENGAGEMENT TO DIR. BLACKBURN IS ANNOUNCED. THE SOCIAL CALENDAR FULL OF BRILLIANT PROMISES. MRS. JENKINS LUNCHEON. CHILDREN'S PARTIES TEAS AND RECEPTIONS - RECEIV- ING PARTIES LISTED
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direction of Mir Hartwell. will sing that grand oratorio, "The Seven Last Words of Christi by Tn Dubois, the first Sun day In May.
 The chorus in this church is composed of Miss Mallam, Miss lvey. Miss Wall, Mss Waterman Mrs. Gorham. Miss Os- in, sopranos; Miss Basenberg, Mrs. Evans, Miss Evans. Mrs. Bruce, alto; MT. Orr, Mir Waterman, MT. Decker, MT. Roberson. tenors; MT. Shaddick, MT. Martin, MT. Todd, MT. Logan, MT. Reine, bass
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16

Thoughts of all on this day of days will be uplifted much by the music as by the Scriptural lessons which will be given in the churches. In almost every house of worship within Greater Birmingham an elaborate song service and one ap- propriate to the day has been prepared. In the Catholic and Episcopal churches the services will be wonderfully lovely. In these as in all other churches a chorus of splendid voices will be heard. At St. Paul's church this morning fol- lowing the blessing, the full chorus of fo voices will sing the "Vidi Aquam," by Werth, and after this the mass by Alois La Jeal and including the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus and Benedictus will be rendered. Mrs. c. J. Severn, the soprano soloist, whose voice is never so pure and clear and beautiful as when 1t steals from above the bowed heads of the worshppers at St Paul's will sing as offertory the "Alemia," by Lam bilotte, assisted by a full chorus. The ''Et In-car-na-tus est" sung by Mrs
 Eeverin is an especially beautiful thing and bass solo. "Qui Tollis," by MT
 Omer Horst, will add to the beauty of the service. One of the gems of the pro- gramme will be the "Benedictus." a trio by Mrs. Severn, MT. Frank Arieo and MT Horst Adding a tone and exquisite richness to the voices will be the violin
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since childhoodh Mrs Mullen is a pro- fessional, whose splendid voice is al- ways popular among discriminating music lovers and the three gentlemen who have the solo work are favortes. The per- sonnel of the choir includes some of the best voices In Birmingham. In the num- Der are:
 Mrs. O. l.. Stephenson, Mrs. B. NJ. For ney, Mrs. H. c. Bryson, Mrs. A. B..
 Rains, Mrs. s. R. oClemanf Mrs. ". M. Mayes. Miss J. M Beach. Miss l.. Strat ford, Miss M. Proctor. Miss M G. Me Donald, Miss D. Crawford. Miss l.. Han cock, Miss S. Blanchard, Miss C. Daniel, Miss A, Hurley, Miss A. F. Mathews, Mrs. Kern-Mullen, Mrs. W. H. Basen- burg, Miss M Robinson, Miss l.. Weaver. Miss E. NJ. Gould, Miss l.. Veitch, Miss c. L. Taul, Miss I. Smith, MT. J. A. Bate, MT. P. E. Hughes, MT. J. T. Gould, MT. w. NJ Taul. MT. R. c. Kaufman, MT. Harry L. Culver, MT. F. F. Shillito.
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grammes os Easter music for many years and her connection with the choir of the Baptist church promises a tasteful and well executed programme Mr. and Mrs. Leon Cole twill be members of tho quartet and the solos of each of these superb singers will give much sweetness and beauty to the service. The other members of the quartet are also we'll known singers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
TO RECEIVE WITH
 MRS. B. A. PEPPERMAN

Mrs. B. A. Pepperman, whose bridge party for Miss Lillian Moore, will be an interesting event of Tuesday afternoon has asked to receive with her Miss Moore Miss Sadie Gillespy, Mrs. Charles Moore of Nashville, Mrs. William Orrison, Miss Jewell Fulton of Texas, Miss Cliff Mab.e of Atlanta, Miss Fern Minor, Miss Ma ble Moore and Miss Lucille Moore.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
HIGHLANDS PRESBYTERIAN

The music for Easter at the South Highlands Presbyterian church will hs most interesting to the music loving peo- pie of this city The large chorus choir of this church which sung Rossins 5 ''Stabat Mater last Sunday will sing SC
 leetions from the "Crucihxion," by Stdiner. Also selections from The Gold en Legend by Sullivan. At the evening service the choir will sing two beautiful
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
By MYRTLE MILES

EASTER HYMN : Iris Gods's best gift of all the < spring. This happy, happy Easter Day, And let us in glad anthems sing | Triumphant praises while we {
 may. Now little children. one and all, { Raise up your voices, full and {
 free, And do not fear, however small, { To aid in this, our jubilee. God so loved Us He gave His Son { To die for us, upon the cross; No greater love was ever shown, { Oh. think upon His grievous (
 loss. O Calvary o Calvary, { How may we rid us of thy stain? . How may the dark Gethsemane Be once forgot, with all it's pain. ;, We only need to realize That sinful souls can be reborn, { Since out of that dread sacrifice < There came the resurrection-
 morn. | O. Easter day. bright Easter day! There is no song, no hymn of {
 praise, Can ever voice, in wondrous way.
 Thy gift supreme, thou day of < days! By Florence E. Buck.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
FIRST METHODIST

The Easter service at the First Meth odist church will take place thls even ing at 7:45 o'clock. when the oratorio.
 The Holy city" by A. R. Gaul, will be sung under the direction oi Miss Corrie R. Handley, director of the choir and the organist. The regular double quar- tette will be assisted by group of the best singers in the city, the chorus numbering thirty. Those taking the solo parts are Miss Haidee Tutwiler, Miss Myra Olive, Mrs. c. J. Seyerin, Mrs. K. | T. Williams MT. John Thomas and MT. | Arthur Thomas. This will be a great | treat for the music lovers of the city
 and especially for those who are famil- | far with the beautiful oratorio. The ma gnifcent music last year and the
 year before will be remembered with pleasure by all who attened services | at this church.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
EASTER DAY AT ST. MARY'S

A chorus of 24 voices will render an especially attractive programme at II o'clock this morning. A carol service will be sung by the children of the Sunday school, assisted by the church choir, at 3:30 p. m. The public is in- vited to both services. The personnel of the choir includes:
 Mrs Edna Gockel- Gussen, director; sopranos. Mrs. F. G. Chandler, Mrs M. Rundback Mrs. F. E. Davidson, Miss
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and "In the End of the Sabbaths by Ceilel. Those taking the solo parts are Miss Mallam, Miss Ivey, Miss Basenberg,
 Mrs. Bruce, Mrs. Garham, MT. John Shaddick, MT. Claude R. TTartwell, organ ist and director. This choir, under the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Mrs. Belle Mccoy is the organist and
 choir director for the First Baptist church of which pr. A. J. Dickinson is pastor. Mrs. Mccoy has arranged pro-
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Roberts, Miss Rose Gillespy, Miss Rose owen McDavid, Miss Majorie Weatherly,
 Miss Mary Kirkpatrick. Miss Virginia Means. Miss May oClins, Miss Bessie May Thompson, Miss Margaret Terrell.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
A Flavor All Its Own

Blue Ribbon Vanilla Extract has q flavor all it's own. Made from the finest vanilla beans, and aged until the flavor is perfect.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
FIVE POINTS METHODIST

There Is no regular choir at the Five Points Methodist church at present, but an attractive programme has been ar ranged by Mrs. Charles E. Bowman. who has been in charge of the organ since the church was completed. Her own re- cital will include some exquisite numbers and experimenting this the violin solos by Mrs. John Turner. formerly of At lanta but welcome recent acquisition to the musical set, and Mrs. Rochard
 Peters, whose lovely soprano voice has been heard a number of times recently in this church.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
CHURCH OF THE ADVENT

The entire musical service at the Church of the Advent has been scored by MT Fred L. Grambs, the choirmaster and organist. Claimants orchestra will ac- company the voices, playing with the organ. As prelude the priests march from "Athalia," by Mendelssohn, will be given. Following this the programme continues:
 Hymn, Welcome. Happy Morning (oullvan).
 Christ. Our Passover (Vogrick). Gloria Patri, in G. Vogrick). Te Deum, in C., "Festival' (Carl Ret tar.
 Benedicite.
 Jubilate. in G. Vogrich). Benedctus.
 Introit hymn. Lift Up Your Voices" "Pigrm's Chorus" (WagneD. Gloria Tbi, Chant IF.
 Hymn 121, 'The Strife Is Ger Pales- trina).
 SERMON.
 Doxology, "Old Hundredn (Mason).
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-04-16
ELEVENTH AVENUE METHODIST

 Under the direction of MT. J. D. Me- Gill. tenor the choir of the Eleventh Av- enue Methodist church, on Twelfth street, south, has announced a delightful musi- cal programme with which to augment the sermon by Rev. K. N. Matthews. The order of service is as follows: | Organ prelude, "Intermezzo,' (BizeD. Mrs. w. A. Logan. | Hymn. 1 Prayer.
 Anthem, "sing With Exaltation" I (Spence), quartet. | Responsive reading. | Gloria Patri.
 Scripture lesson. | Announcements.
 mezzo.s' Cavaleria Rusticana (MascagnD, more.
 Anthem, Christ, Our Passover (schil- ling), quartet. | Hymn,
 Sermon. "The Message of the Risen Christi Rev. K. N. Matthews. | Prayer.
 Hymn. | Benediction
 Organ, "Postlude (SchmidD.
 Suppementing the work of the regular choir the presence of four other singers, I making a double, quartet will give vol tune and sweetness to the song service, One of the most interesting members of | the choir is Mrs Benedict Boshwitx whose voice is unusually lovely. Miss Edith Rain, mezzo soprano, MT. w. M Woodal, tenor. and MT. w. A. Logan complete the quartet.
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The Washington times., 1911-08-18
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

My, duz'nt that nsh look fine, sed
ma
l don't believe I evir saw sutch a
eligint looking fish, sed pop. I don't
like to brag, he sed to his boss, but
we've got a gerl that sertenly can
cook fish.
1 don't doubt 1t. sed pops boss. but
l think I will skip the fish today.
o, sed ma. and looked at pop, and
pop sed. o. and looked at ma
Better try a littil peece, sed ma,
our gerl sertenly can cook fish, and
ma sed, Yes. Mr.. Terner, you don't
no wat you are missing, that gerl of
ours sertenly can cook fish.
Wont Eet 1t
No, sed pops boss, I think 1 will
skip the fish tonite.
Then pop dident say enything for
a while and neether did ma, and then
ma sed, Exkuse me a momint, I must
go into the kitchen and look aftir
the roast beaf. Wich thare wasent
eny, so how Good she look aftir II.
AS soon as ma got in the kitchen,
thare was an orful noise like dishes
fawllng. and ma ran back and sed,
Wat shall I do, Nora has dropped the
roast beaf in the koal skuttil and
1t izent At to eet.
In that kase, sed pops boss I CESS
will eet fish aftir awl, and pops
boss ate fish.
The Washington times., 1911-08-18

Ma was looking out Of the window
befoar suppir today wen who shood
kum up the streat but pop and pops
boss.
Goodniss grayshus, sed ma, heers
farthtr bringing home the boss to supplr
and thares not q blessed thing IN the
house but fish.
Pops boss stayed down in the par
Ter. and wen pop went up stares,
mar sed, Now yuve dun It. Now
yuve dun II.
Dun wat, sed pop. and ma sed.
yuve brawt anuthir man home to
supptr without telling me and now
I haven't got a blessed thing IN the
house exscept fish. 1t serves you
rite, she sed.
A Plan
Well, its no use krying ovir sour
milk. sed pop. We will Jest give
him so mutch fsh he wont want any
thing else, that's the ony way out
OF 1t.
II he eets so mutch hsh he don't
want eny dizzert can l have MS
peece of pie, l sed.
Kun down to suppir, sed ma, with
out saving weather I Good or Good
ent so we awl went into the dining
room, and Nora brawt In the nsh'
.wich was as big as enything, but
If YOU don't like fish, wich 1 don't
watts the diffrince how big 1t Is.
The Washington times., 1911-08-18
sHE HOLDS IT UP TO TIE
Girl Who Flies Off the Handle

not get the right idea of the satisfac-
ton to be derived from being on the
handle. Let her study the good time
you all can have. Don't let her spoil
It!
But do you know what I think. at
least what 1 suspicion? You mentioned
her summer home. Hasn't she an au-
tomobile in which she can take you
girls out now and then? Isn't her house
fine one for little dancing parties?
And hasn't her mother or some one
in charge of It a hospitable spirit
which causes the house to be placed
at the disposal OF the Set" for gay
little frolics?
I have an idea that you girls are
just paying rent for the house by hu-
moring the girl who flies off the ham
die. A sneaking suspicion that you
hire the automobile by honeying its
owner has slid into my mind. Am 1
right? You see 1t does not seem quite
natural to me that the rest of you
will put yourselves to the trouble of
scrambling down from the handle to
drag her back on when she flies off
UNLESS THERE'S A REASON. And
an automobile and a house with hard
wood floors added together equal a
reason.
To be just as honest as make
practice of being I do not think you
have any room to complain. You are
WORKING her. If you really like her
so well in spite of her very disagree
able HANDLE-HOPPING, and, If you
are not afraid to be honest lest you
lose some rides or dances, I suggest
that you let her learn to CLIMB BACK
ON THE HANDLE ALL ALONE.
She's SO agile about getting off that
she'll soon learn the trick of getting
back If she knows no one will boost
her
The Washington times., 1911-08-18
Our Grocery Clerk
Saws, Hang EN- High

How about clothes pins?" the boss
says to me this morning. I'VE haven't t
sold a clothes pin for weeks"
And neither we had. but when people
don't want clothes pins, figured it
out, how are you going to make them
buy any? Clothes pins amt like cheese
or canned corn,-when customers dom t
feel any inclination for them, it's a
pretty hard job to introduce the sub
ject. You can't go hauling clothes pins
into the conversation,-it's not good
grocery etiquette.
But the boss found a way. when all
else fails, use signs" is the little
motto that never failed him yet, so he
stuck a sign on the barrel Of clothes
pins, High tariff clothes pins, only 3
The Washington times., 1911-08-18

tiny" she sighed. The gilded bars of
society shut me in as hopelessly as your
metal ones, and have as little chance
Of escaping.
Like me, little bird, you were put in
your cage while you were young and
huttering and helpless, and like me,
perhaps, you would not know the way
out II the door was opened for you"
That day she had two proposals, one
from a handsome, strong young man
whom she loved; the other from a de-
crepit old man of money whom she de-
tested. Passionately she beat against
the bars OF her cage. but in a few days
the papers announced her engagement
to the old man Of money and family.
The same day some one opened the
door Of the little birds cage, and,
spreading its untried wings, the bird
flew out the window to happiness.
The Washington times., 1911-08-18
Loretta's Looking Glass
Drawn fot The Washington Times.

ISAfY DEAR LORETTA: I want
N you to help me. All the girls
in our crowd read your arti-
cles. Sometimes some one gets pretty
mad; but We all had kind Of an expe-
rience meeting one day at the club and
acknowledged t.Iat you had said much
that was positively so because we could
trace the nkenesses in ourselves, that
we would always read your talks and
try to profit by the seedlings that hit
us. There's one girl in the set who al
ways flies off the handle. We just get
some fun started when she gets an IDEA
that we are making fun OF her or that
there's something personal in what we
say, then she flies up and of. We all
have to get busy assuring her that we
do not mean anything. 1t knocks the
fun out of everything. Couldn't you say
something that would make her realize
how much more we would like her II
she tried not to put every shoe on her
foot? She will read 1t because she's
had the paper sent to their summer
home I reckon she'll be mad. But We
won't any of us see her till fall, and by
that time maybe she'll think 1t over
and conclude to stay on the handle. We
would all appreciate your effort wheth-
er 1t helped any or not. Sincerely,
ZONE OF THE SET"
It's always hard to prescribe when the
patient cannot be seen. But the SEN
sible thing to do seems to me to allow
your handIe-fying friend to STAY OFF
after she flies off. 1t seems to me that
she must enjoy the f1ying-off and get
ting-on processes. You girls honey her
up and feed her sense Of Importance.
No wonder she likes it. You almost
offer her an inducement to fly off. You
seem to give her a sort of premium
for a hasty descent from her perch on
the handle Let her sit on the ground
The Washington times., 1911-08-18
Future Days Were Saved
HAD TRIED ONE

Mrs. Wayback Cat a dime museum)-
Land sakes! And was that man really
skinned alive? Dear me! How did the
savages do It?
Mr.. Wayhack-I s'pose they covered
him with porous plasters. Manda, an
then pulled 'em of.