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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

land Ave-. Chicago. Ill, says: MY
eyes were pulled from dropsy and my
face and feet terribly swollen. was
laid up for three months and although
doctored, received little benefit.
Doan's Kidney Pills relieved the aw-
full back pains, stopped the swelling
and made me feel 100 per cent. bet
ter"
Remember the name--Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 90 cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
The Army of
Constipation
Due Precautions.

Que precautions.
In town In Georgia. there was an
old preacher whose knowledge Of the
world was not wide nor deep. but who
conceived It to be place where. II
one should trust his fellow men, he
should at the same time keep an eye
on his own interests.
One hot day he pulled on his coat
and preached a vigorous sermon. I'M
der the pines. In his shirt sleeves. At
the close of the open-air service one
Of his admirers approached him and
said, regretfully:
II don't suppose that you knew that
the editor of one of the big New York
Sunday papers was here when you
pulled of your coat"
81 reckon ! knew It well. for I'd
been told OF It," said the preacher.
calmly. 81 don't believe he's as bad
as he might be. and anyway, put my
coat on the chair close by and had 1t
right under my eye all the time
Youths Companion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
A Little Mixed.

Admiral Evans, at luncheon In
San Francisco. said OF a naval policy
he disliked:
1T is mixed and Illogical II re-
minds me Of Bob Backstay, who be-
came engineer on a submarine.
Bob said a friend, don't you find
It dangerous work. this knocking
about In a submarine deep beneath
the scar
Eyes, very dangerous Backstay
admitted. but mans got to do some
thing. you know. to keep his head
above water"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
What Children Teach us,

Children make US kindly toward all
children. They open up fountains Of
sympathy Children teach US infinite
ly more than We can teach them.
Children are really given to train up a
parent in the way he should go. Chill
dren bring US messages straight from
heaven-messages of innocence. ten
dcrness. dependence. love. A parents
love and sacriflce-a true father or
mother would die for their child-is a
vision Of the supreme sacrifice in
Christ. A true home with the child
in the midst becomes very window
NJ heaven
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
Why We Want to Send You the
Book of the Abbott-Detr

Simply because II you ever expect to buy mo-
tor car. you want to be able to avoid the pitfalls,
to be able to discriminate and get the very best
in a motor car for your money.
In the Book Of the Abbott Detroit we show you
the many features OF this that equal those in
motor cars selling up to $4,000.
We show views Of all our leading models. Of
the chassis, the remarkable motor. the Chrome
Nickel Steel Construction in the transmission and
rear axle.
We acquaint you fully with the points Of stand
ardization and perfect balance which make the
AbbottDetroit the great value In $500 car
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
A Christmas Criticism.

orville Wright, discussing flying In
New York. said to reporter:
"The French claim to make the
best machines, but our foreign order
books tell different story.
Our foreign order books give the
game away like the little Dayton boy
at the Christmas treat. He got from
the tree at this treat pair Of trous-
ers, and, waving them around his
head, he electrified the entire Sunday
school by shouting in loud and Joy
Gus voice:
"'Oh, ma. these pants must be new.
Pa never had a suit like that"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
A Poultry Problem.

which il correct" ask the sum-
mer boarder who wished to air his
knowledge. TO speak Of sitting hen
or setting hen?"
II don't know" replied the farm
er's wife. "and what's more. don't
care. But there's one thing ! would
like to know: when a hen cackles.
has she been laying, or is she lying?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
In the Old DAYS.

Eve had Just tied a garland of
maple leaves about her ankles.
What on earth are you UP to, my
lover" asked Adam.
Il am trying on my new hobble-
skirt, sweetheart" returned the part
ner of his Joys with sweet smile. p
Harper's Weekly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
HeIps us 10 LIv.

Happiness. at least. is not solitary;
1t joys to communicate; 1t loves 9TH
ers. for 1t depends on them for its ex.
istence. The very name and appear.
ance OF happy man breathe of good
nature. and help the rest OF us to live.
r.. l.. Stevenson.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
MaIady Worth Having.

II can't understand my husband,
doctor; ! am afraid there is some
thing terrible the matter with him."
what are the symptoms?"
We'll. often talk to him for half
an hour at a time and when get
through he hasn't the least idea what
I've been saying"
Don't worry any more about your
husband. ! wish had his gift
Stray Stores.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
Lonq Time c.

Real College Boy waiting for his
change In department store)-This
suspense is simply maddening. Esme-
RADIO! Hadn't you better start q
tracer after my change?
Saleswoman (meanly, but sweetly)
Just like money from home, isn't 1t.
Archibald Drake Delphic.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
In pltferent PARTS Of the House.

Caller Ito little daughter of the
house)-Hullo. dear? Where are you
of to?
Daughter of the House-I'm just
going up to watch Marie do mothers
hair.
Caller-Oh, dear! Then I'm afraid
we shan't be able to see your mother.
Daughter of the House-Oh, yes;
you'll find her down there in the
drawing room.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
somethIno IackIno.

McCarthy-"An' how do ye loIke the
new f-eless cooker OF hear we've
got?" Maloney-"Rotten. Shure.
there's no satisfaction takin' on me
shoes and restin' me feet on the edge
Of thing loike that!"-Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

must keep your
kidneys well.
There is no bet
ter kidney rem
edy than Doan's
Kidney Pills.
They cure sick
kid n e y 8 and
cure them per-
manently.
Edward Por-
sche. 1888 Cleve-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
Where Resinoi Ointment Is Known II
10 Considered Boon to Humanity.

II the soothing and healing prop
critics Of Resinol Ointment were gen.
orally known It would be universally
used to the exclusion of all others. It
Is indeed boon to humanity.
w. J. Callan. Brooklyn, N. 7.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
The Man Who Discriminates
Chooses This Standard Motor Car

Snap Judgment or poor advice from someone
who does not know will often lead man to make
serious mistake in the purchase Of motor car.
He will regret II and the chances are he won't
make the same mistake again.
That's why you see SO many experienced auto
mobilists-men and women who have been buying
motor cars since they first came out-purchase the
Abbott-Detroit.
Our agents In writing us have COM
mented on this significant fact-stat-
ing that Of their old customers who
were experienced in buying cars for "a
years back. all without exception have
been taking AbbottDetroit cars this
year.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
40 years ago. They regulate and invigor-
ate, stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

to Our Agent

This letter will enable you 70 meet our own
representative personally. to be shown the Alb
bottDetroit and to have every detail explained to
you fully.
You can find that the price Of the Abbott.De-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

Your tracts 10 the Hottentots may
count for little compared with your
acts to your own washerwoman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

The reason the bigot advertises his
one idea so vigorously is that II is
his whole stock in intellectual trade.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
FREE
ADVICE
TO WOMEN

Women suffering from any form Of
Illness are invited to promptly COM
municate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass. All letters are received, opened,
read and answered by women. A wo-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
companIons In MISERY,

Ella-For all sad words OF tongue
or pen
Stella--Forget It; I'm an old maid
myself.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

The man who is anxious to let you
know that God is on his tongue usual
ly has the devil in his heart.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

by the greatest automobile service department In
the country.
1t will enable you to see with your own eyes the
greatest value in $500 motor car. the one per.
fectly standardized motor selling at this price.
Dealers writing for territory still untaken win
be made our regular Agency Proposition.
PRIcEs-5Psssenger Touring $500; Fore SPass
Touring Car $780, Roadster, $500; Demi
Tonnesu Cronneau detachAbie). $3.50; Coupe.
lndA afnnd Lard min nanfEI % h
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
RurnInn Mnnex

Blobbs-How did he make his
money?
Slobbs--In smoking tobacco.
Blobbs--Is that SO? I've been
smoking tobacco nearly all my life.
but / never made any money at IT.
Denver Times.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

Avoid pushing to the front by going
back on your friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
Forchildren teething. softens the gums reduces
nammatlon. allays palm cures wind collie DO bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

II
Hshed a testimonial or used a letter
without the written consent Of the
writer, and never has the Company
allowed these confidential letters to
get out of their possession, as the
hundreds of thousands Of them In
their files viii attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience
which Mrs. Pinkham has to draw
from, It is more than possible that she
has gained the very knowledge needed
IN your case. She asks nothing in re-
turn except your good will, and her
advice has helped thousands. Surely
any woman, rich or poor, should be
glad to take advantage of this gener-
GUS offer of assistance. Address Mrs.
Pfnkham, care of Lydia Z. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn. Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia Il. Pinkham's SO-page
Text Book. 1t is not a book for
general distribution, as it Is too
expensive. IL is free and only
obtainable by mail. Write for
1t today.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

man can freely talk
of her private ILL
ness to q woman;
thus has been es-
tablished this con-
fdence between
Mrs. Pinkham and
the men OF
America which has
never been broken.
Navar has aha nuh
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
LOOK TO YOUR KIDNEYS.
When Suffering From Baekaehe,
Headaches and Urinary
Troubles.

They are probably the true source
of your misery. To keep well, you
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

Sarsaparilla

Cures all humors, catarrh and
rheumatism, relieves that tired
feeling, restores the appetite,
cures paleness, nervousness,
builds up the whole system.
Get il today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
HEAVEN AND HE'LL"

CONTENTS Man after death is in a perfect
human form.--Nan In the other world pos
sesses the senses, memory, thought and affec-
ton, which he had in the world and leaves
nothing behind him except his earthly body
The frat state of Man after death.-rhe life
which leads to Heaven Is not so difficult as
some believe, etc.-Book sent on receipt OF
30 cents In stamps In paper cover 10 cents-
Address, AMERICAN swEDENBoRG SOCI-
ETY., 3 W. 18th ST., New York. Send for catalog.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QuInlne Tablets
Druggists refund money II Il fails 20 cure. h. w.
GROVES signature Is on each box. sc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
!9bboE

troit $500. includes everything but top and wind
shield. and that other cars advertised at $500
are sold "strpped"-that ia. you have to pay up
to $4,000 to get all the equipment they can
extras"
So Do Not Fail to Sign and Mail the Coupon
What we will send you will help you to crystal
lie your ideas on automobiles. to discriminate
thoroughly In purchasing.
1t will give you the same information experts
use In deciding.
1t will impress on you the Importance of owning
the car built for permanence. the one backed up
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
important 70 Mothars

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children. and see that 1t
Signature of HAzzM
In Use For Over so Years.
The Kind You Havs Always Bought.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
IE Waterloo Stree

AZ Waterloo Street Detroit, Mich
Detroit Mlch; NJ NJ tevy 4 Co, sli0 strand, Calves:
ton, TexAsi H. Ilndesmth Co, Lima, o; Royal
snyder Auto Co. l6s n. Long o., Columbus o; Whit
ssn nSeor VEHICLE CO. 1o Meeting g. Proyidenes.
RslsA l7ye Broadway, New York City; II Wright
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

There's one little satisfaction when
. man falls sick. II makes his wife re-
pent Of her Ill treatment Of him. Don't
work the game too often, however.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
ECONOMICAL WIFE.

Heavens, Marie, shall be ruined
n you buy yourself furs like this!"
Don't be so silly! Can't you see
I've put on the white fur rug out of
the drawing-room?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12

FI.s; Bgrdish 4 HsFt.sli. 81 River
IA; Bison Mssof Co. Main and y
I'll n. Broad 81, philsdel phia, Pa, c
Ave, Chicago. NJ; Van Vliet Fieteh.
stA, Des MoineA la; John Deere Pho
sge 90 arrena Pa; Jones Auto NJ
.nya. 4. al }. kH Sat Ains,is s o g
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
Abbott Motor Co.

sea5O. An Include standard eQuipment.f. 0.
Detroit, Michigan
The Washington herald., 1911-07-30
SAILORS FIGHT
FIRE ON GEORGIA
Ships Blacksmith Burned in
Blaze of Fuel Oil.

Boston, July 2s.-Members of the crew
Of the battle ship Georgia, in dry dock
at the navy yard, extinguished a fire
on board the vessel this morning in
which Carl Frederickson, the ships
blacksmith, was seriously burned by
blazing oil.
The fire was caused by a break In a
fuel pipe leading to the forge In the ships
foundry. The escaping OIL caught fire
from the flame in the forge, and in an
instant the shop was ablaze
The fire alarm was sounded and the
crew piped to quarters. while yard en-
ployes sent in a city alarm. Many
pieces of apparatus responded, but their
services were not needed. as the sailors
and marines made short work OF the
blaze.
The foundry and blacksmith shop are
amidships, at the top Of the superstruc-
ture The flames did not communicate
with the wooden deck outside the black
smith shop, but they jumped across an
open space to a yentilator and ignited
a steam launch stored amidships, scorch-
ing her paint and running part Of her
canvas canopy.
The Washington herald., 1911-07-30
BALTIMORE PRODUCE MARKET.

Baltimore. July. 9.-BUTTER-creamery. fancy
per lb.. 36ai; do, choice 2ia25; do, good. Ha23
imitation. Dazl; do. print. H., 5a8; do. blocks
ib. 24a2; do, ladle. H., Is; Maryland and yir
rnia rolls Ib. II; Ohio rolls. D.. II; West Viz
gnia rolls. h., II; storepacked. h.. II; Maryland
Virginia. and Pennsylvania dairy prints. lb., IL
process butter, h.. DaZsh.
LIVE POULTRY-Sprins chickens. large. h. Is
do. small to medium l6 old hens. heavy. h., 1874
do. small to medium. i3; old roosters h., Q: ducka
young white Pekins. fat h.. u; do. young mus
covy and mongra. h., II; do, puddle. large. h.,
II; spring ducks. lhs and over. per h., u; pig
eons, old, per pair, 3; do. young. 70; guinea fowl
old, each. 8. ..r
EGGs-Mariand. Pennsylvania and nearby
frsts loss OF, IS; Eastern Shore. Maryland. and
Virginia. loss OF. ls; Western frsts. Ohio, loss OF
Is; West Virginia frsts 10: Southern, North Caro-
lima, loss of, Hal7h guinea, per dozen, sas.
HAY-No / timothy, 800; No 2, 600; No. )
D.0oa22eo; choice clover mixed. 2Da30o; No.
mixed. N.5oaz2oo; No. 2 mixed, laooa2p.50; No
clover, 100; No. clover. lsoeal7oo; meadow grass
and packing hay, g.oalkoo; no-srads hay. as tc
kind. quality, and condition. Wo0al5.0
MILL FEED-Spring bran, in loolb. sacks. PEI
ton, 600; Western middlings. in l0olb sacks, ton.
q ooaz.5o; -four to white middlings, in loolb sacks
per ton 8ooa:0.O: City Mills middlings. in lo-lb.
sacks per ton N,oozN.5o: City Mills brand. in 100
ID. sacks, per eon 3. .5oa86o.
STRAW-No. l straight rye straw. lo0alloO; No.
z do. s5oalo0o; No tangled rye straw. a5oa9 90;
No. wheat straw. 6.5A7.ooi No oat straw. 7.a
aS0.
The Washington herald., 1911-07-30

but I am boss because I give the people
a square deal. 1 call upon God to Wit
ness that this man by his testimony to-
day has committed perjury"
Speech n Classic.
John Garrett's summing up speech was
a classic of it's kind and will long be
remembereds in Rockville Court Justice
Reading carefully reviewed the case, and,
after giving his reasons, discharged both
Weaver and Collins.
John Garrett, Laurie Garrett, Thomas
A. Weaver and Daniel Collins have all
sworn out warrants against Witkowski,
charging him with assault and battery
Justice Reading said last night:
From present Indications the case will
go over to the fall term of court, when
Judge Edmund c. Peter, of the Circuit
Court, will hear the cases. The Sunday
labor case will come before that court.
too" AS John Garrett has waived a
hearing of the charge made against him
by Mayor Witkowski, for assault and
battery, his case will go before a grand
jury.
The affair as far as the courts are
concerned is at rest for the present, but
The Washington herald., 1911-07-30
NEWS WALL STREET
Greatest Gain-RetaI Trade Shows
. Little Improvement.

New York. July 2ss--In duh but frm
market stocks advanced fractionally.
Trading was at slow pace. the turn
over amounting to only 1900 shares. The
greatest gain was scored by Canadian.
and. this was the most reassuring price
movement of the season. for the strength
Of the stock denoted a cessation Of that
selling for foreign account which has
been the most depressing incident Of the
week.
The bank statement was closely in ac-
cord with expectation, showing a small
loss in cash and decrease Of 81. u.766.00
in surplus reserve. Crop moving money
was again withdrawn for shipment to
Canada, making a total Of 600 taken
on this earliest Of the years money
Withdrawals for crop purposes. The fort
nightly bulletin Of the American Rail-
way Association showed a decrease Of
1900, or SS per cent, In the number Of
idle cars on the railroads Of this eoun-
try and Canada, reducing the total to
14s,OVo. which is the lowest since the mid
die Of january. Bank clearings made a
fairly good comparison with the corre-
spending week of last year.
The trend Of the stock market was
downward, taking the week as a whole.
but the market absorbed stocks readily
and became steadier and firmer at a
The Washington herald., 1911-07-30
LOCAL PRICES CURRENT.

Quotations given below are for large lotA Job
bers' prices higher.
BGGs-Nesr-by fresh Virginia, Is: wess VIZ
sinia and southwest Virginia, II: Tennessee. II.
BUTTER-Creamery. fancy. Ha8; Western frsts.
8aH; seconds, 25a8
CHEEsE-New York State factory new, ls.l4S
PoULTRY-Chickens, small. per lh. Is; large
si hens. per h.. u; roosters, per ih1. sasi
turkeys. per Ih. lsaD. So
DRESSED PoULTRY-Hens, choice per Ib.,
Is; chickens, bal7; roosters. per lb.. 10.
vEGErABLES-Potatoes. new. No. !, psf bbl..
azsa4oo; No. 2 per bbl., Looal.1; cucumben, per
basket 3a75: cabbases. per bbl.. L75a25; es.
plant, per crate, l5Oa2o; lettuce, n Y, pa
basket Looal.75; cymlings. PER bbl.. aa7s: strins
beans. per bbl.. Looas.oo; peppers. Per cate Loos
home grown. 5Oai.p; green com. home grown, pri
doz., Las.
GREEN FRUIrs-Appes. per bbl.. iooa4n;
oranges. California, per boz. LoaSoo; Florida. 4oaa
&5o lemons. per box. Goaa5o; grapefruit per bon.
4ooa5.Oo; pnespples 2ooaSoo. watermelons lass:
plums. 2ooa275 per crate; cantaloipes. per crate.
l0a2 20; peaches. per crate. a75aA@. .FfE
hay AND sTRAw-Hay. Western. No. l. Msos
500; No. 2. 0ooa2a5c: MIXED hay. laoa2.o 90;
straw. rye. bundle. locoaloo; machine thrash, fss
soo; straw. wheat. per ton. ssasoo; straw. oat p-s
spring. per rb., 6sei1; calves chodcs. per ID. ~;
medium, p~ lh. l.
GRAIN-whea., new. PEE bushsa. sAss; odn.
shelled. old. per bushel. 75aso ear. per Dbl.
4sa5l; oats mixed per bushel. i7als; bran. per ton
zoo: mtddlings. per ton. 800
WOOL AND HIDES-wool washed. free Of
burrs. per h., 2a25: wool. unwsshed. per b. Aaz2;
hides green per lb., 10; hides, dry l5als; salted
hides. ID. 10; calfskin. sreen. each. Laal.so.
sEEDs-Red clover. per bu.. noOall. .3; aldfe
clover. per bushel. loooalo5; white clover. per
bushe. sooalsoo; crimson clover. s5oa7oo; timothy.
grass. Aooalsoo per 100 Ibs Alfalfa. per bu. loooa
laA
The Washington herald., 1911-07-30

rsiightIy lower range Of prices IN the
closing days Of the week. The net result
Of the weeks decline was q loss Of II
points In the average price Of the sta
tistical rails and loss Of Y point in the
average OF the industrials.
The crops made gratifying progress IN
the course of the week and the grain
market continues at low level. In cot
ton the decline was particularly abrupt.
the course Of that market being steadily
downward. and to-day for the first time
one OF the new crop options sold below
II cents and the other new crop option
were established at basis OF approxi-
mately II cents.
Cotton. options have now declined about
u5 bale from the high prices Of the
year. and there are Indications that the
low prices will soon stimulate purchases
by spinners and the desired recovery In
the textile trade. Thanks principally to
the excellent crop prospects business
generally maintains the moderate i'm
provement gained since the nrst Of the
year.
The plants Of the United States Steel
Corporation are now operated at Y to 70
per cent Of capacity, and 1t Is reported
that daily bookings this week have aver
aged about $1,000 tons. Retail trade Is
improving slightly, though there Is still
q great deal of irregularity.