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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
DANCE HALLS CLOSE;
LICENSE TOO HIGH

NEW YORK, March 1.-More than 200 New
York dance halls and academies where dane
ing Is taught will be closed this week as a
result Of new state law which went into eff
feet today, forbidding liquor selling in the
halls or in adjoining rooms.
Any room in which there is dancing and to
which an admission fee is charged is to be
known as a public dance hall'' and must be
licensed, paying a license of $50 and submit
to periodical inspections.
The board holds that dancing shall not be
permitted In any place which is licensed to sell
liquors excepting In a hotel having fifty or
more bedrooms. ia&Qs
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

y ys1ds -. and easy to do It win be done
ioDg rum " V vu pay have na no aev umD
ordinary P brush should e The should
D made PIP PUT thin TOO m % s0on h S.s s j. sTs $
to prepare good whitewash
o to slack one T RsE G Sn PU G aGs
snugn cold wsf up aSou to 20 n % rssE
one pint to five gallons Of whtewasS the premises are thor
both the fowls and the and is ONE Of the
rsvas good s the % me and
with whtevash with the remedy
chickens help healthy Tor
~ giving the remedy mites (which usu,
had it better than grade of tar and it would not have
be nned down with oil or heat The water gas tar Is often
BY they the
% @ chick S s set s6 sy viii most Rs @ 4soss .
be used for table but any put under hen in an neu
~hateve You set several eggs of this
Sas set @ the S o m sad ny @
u6 e @ care 1RG In ans @ aay will s @
Es s' aTs @ Ss1s rHTn good The
egg does rbs 9 sSos S ;. be sas o un R the aa
@ So degrees sss ea you be expect for get S
three weeks turned week and get good results from same
them Really they should be the second third day
sOled. wiz injure much the
Red on h wet When the
from the the the Of the shell are LETT open and
eysporste
egg tester recently
By sas They Tsee oDg pay
the select the go that s b na,sh ,s the
made the few in connected with the poultry
nS as @ % hem be bis 9R s 0
9s8 s'a3S 'sissa s8
oSd little is mo helpful s1ief tho
mites habits shows US that does not stay on the chicken during the
during the the
nests you have whipped the night
viii tell why did not have mite at Belmont Farm last
we first o @ the SOS one inch @ S
s nd Sc oep tar costs very ne and the
the where the chickens sit This done early
kills dead the spot mite mite
only present. the tar remains
puts Mite business
doing until they are on the dropping boards in the nests
solution NaDhtholeum 20 parts water and
a ordinary sprinkler win do
price q liberty A Least
brush closely
g u i s sOOn Be as from n most
They setting hen fOrsake her nest In that
the hen under with 40 per cent b so %a 5 be $
Then burn her nest quick as you CAN GHed to stay ou
mites is best to paint nests early in
inside with before making nest This viii certainly
several days before your
Of lime the dropping boards
disinfsctan absorbent
for he sake we'll for the Welfare Of our birds
let to it that our our fowls are . kept are n SO
visiting poultry houses and enjoy looking at your mag
Later win tell
n nhh are The s' a above S'ISs sass Qo
Md
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
SPOT coTToR

SPOT COTTON
Atlanta. nominal, 14ikc.
New York. quiet. IA 60100c-
Liverpool, steady, a2-1OOd.
New Orleans steady, IA 9-l6c.
Galveston, quiet, 14&e.
Wilmington. nominal. IKE
Savannah nominal. 1886
Norfolk steady, 14%c.
Baltimore. steady. 14Sc.
Philadelphia, nominal. II $1,000.
Boston, steady. IL 60-10oc.
Mobile, nominal. 14Ac.
Charleston. nominal. 14Ac.
ST. Louis. quiet. 14%c.
Little Rock. nominal. 14he
Houston, steady. 1aSc.
Memphis. nominal 15c.
Augusta. steady, l41c.
Louisville. quiet. 14xc.
Macon, steady. 14izc.
Columbia. steady. 14hc.
Charlotte. nominal, 1SAc.
LIVERPOOL COTTON
The following we're me ruling prices on the
xchauge t,davs
Tone quiet; sales. 1000; middlins. IT'D.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
HENS LAID 1000 EGGS
AND MAN WON WAGER

TARRYTowN, N. Y, March by a strong
and well timed finish the go hens Of Marcus
johnson, OF Chenille. won a $500 wager for
him during the month OF February. Johnson's
bet was that his go hens would lay 1000 eggs
every hen laid an egg yesterday, making
1000 Tor the rs days.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
LET us START you IN BUSINESS.

WE WILL furnish you $1,000 worth Of religious
books and Bibles on credit till Fan and teach
you how to sell from $4,000 to $4,000 worth
Of books per week and take notes from pur
chasers, payable next Fall Will allow yo1
$500 per week for expenses, and show you
how to make from $4,000 TO $4,000 per month.
No one but men 81 years OF age and over with
good character need answer. Don't write unless
You mean business. We are busy. and haven
time to lose with those who are not in earnest
State age, give three business men as refer
encos No letters answered unless references
are given. PHILLIPS-BOYD PUBLISHING
COMPANY, No. II Trinity Avenue. Atlanta. Ga.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
POULTRY, PIGEONS AND LIVE STOCK.
:" WhiteWashinn -

EFORE hot weather COM
mences, and as soon as pos
sible now, it would be advis-
able to thoroughly clean all
of your poultry houses,
breeders, nests, etc., and
whitewash the entire prem
Uses to keep ahead Of any
insects that will be sure to
accumulate during hot
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

weather if this is not properly looked
after. A good whitewash spray pump will
more than pay for itself every season,
as they cost only $40, and one can white
wash larger house and bis entire
fences in a short length of time with
good spray pump, and when 1t is con-
venient and easy to do, it will be done
often and will pay handsomely in the
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
roBACCo RABBIT.

TOBACCO HABIT CURED OR NO COST, Harm
less home treatment of roots and herbs Sure
pleasant permanent. Send your name now
Ni-Ko Works. 3. Wichita. Kansas.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

UNPUBLISHED TABLE RICE. with all Of the
ious and nutritious. Nothing better for tired
people and delicate children. 100 pounds In
double sacks freight prepaid to your station,
$500 ]. Ed. Cabaniss, Rice Farmer, Kay,
Harris 90. Texas.
SELL FRUIT TREES
WE want good men all over the Southern
States to sell fruit trees the coming year. By
our plan statesmen make big profits No trouble
to sell cur stock. Terms very liberal. Write To-
day SMITH BROS. Dept. 20. Concord, Ga.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
MrscELLAnEous

5000 TO $4,000 PER YEAR IN THE REAL
ESTATE BUSINESS. No capital required.
will teach you how, and make you my special
representative. Work all or part time. Send
for my big Free Book. Herbert Hurd, Pres,
$50 Dwight Rldg., Kansas City, No.
TOBACCO factory wants salesman. Good pay.
steady work and promotion; experience unnec,
essary as we viii give complete instructions.
Piedmont Tobacco Co., Box EFT. Danville. Va.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
We /: paYsSO i MONTH SALARY

ana furnish rio and all 70 introduee pouiuy
ard stoek powderss new plans steady work. address
sicLER COMPANY, x427i SPRINGFIELD hlsHo'S'
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
LIVE srocK BIZ WIRE

ST. LOUIS. March 2.-Cattle. receipts 1850.
including 500 Texans: market strong to loo
lower; native beef steers 5000 100: cows and
heifers $4.00d650; stockers and feeders 1915
15.65; Texas and Indian steers x4.5046.Jo;
lots $5.00GS.Oo.
Hofgs, receipts 5000; steady; pigs and lights
S6.l597-35; packers Se-2547.25; butchers and
best heavy 87.00d7.80.
Sheep. receipts 800; strong; native muttons
s.. 75G4.T5; lambs $5.50d6.25.
CHICAGO QUOTATIONS
The following were the ruling prices On the
Prev.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
NEW ORLEANS cotton

NEW ORLEANS. March 1.-Cottou futures op-
ened steady at loss Of 5 10 points On poor
cables. ne unrespcnsiTe attitude Of Liverpool
% the hullish slowing o. this She yesteruy
caused some little selling out On long cotto1
whfch after the caFf caused The I'D g rs %
widen tAsir deS1ine 10 % points. TIE new
crop months swefs neglected, Oetooer Iaqsns
once o. fuiee al f2so. yastsrday's closing sssel.
On the deriine Il the Cd crops stronger longs
came In with fresh buying orters and tee mar
ket quickly responded 70 this supports AZ the
end Of the first half hour Of trading standlns
points over yesterdays close On me more
active options. Balls were encouraged ~ the
failure q the Scott bin 20 oecame an issue
q importance Of the senate yesterday.
The market was quiet throughout the morn.
fng session with the trading featured d. smaL
declines and quick reecveries, which orxerea
god opportunities TO ring scalpers- who ga
the larger part Of the trading Soon after tne
middle of the morning the list vas 70
points under yesterdays close IS -the resoie
q selling for beth accounts and some htue
pressure from ring shots When the iAtter
BEGAN to take profits prices steadied up Al
noon the list unztsadied 70 Il point down. com
pared with yesterdays closing
NEW ORLEANS COTTON
TIE following wers the ruling prices q me
To1s bs .,s'' steady: nidalng. a sisef
sseaos- LIST Prev.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

CHICAGO CASH QUOTATIONS
CHICAGO. March Cash grain: Wheat No.
? red SIX Gs011c: No. hard SSh G90kc; No.
northen s8c@s1.OO; No. northern 95G199ci
No. spring SeG94c; velvet ehEff S39995c;
durum S0GS9c.
Corn. No. 45h@46c; No. white 61kG4sc;
No yeilow 46d46kc.
Oats, No. 2 29& G30Lc; No. white Ska
&c; standard 30A 931i1c.
ST. LOUIS CASH QUOTATIONS
ST. LOUIS. March Cash:
hard. eiG9shc.
Corn higher; track No. ?. 45c: No. white,
l5c
Oats higher: track No. ?. sOasOHe; No. 2
white. sac.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
RoRsEs AND MULES

Following are current quotations on horses
and mules: Market easier.
Horses: Heavy draft. good 70 choice, $1,000
u, southern horses. good to extra S130@ 100;
southern horses. fair 20 good, S906 130; south
crn horses. common. $15Q1O0; drivers choice
sl5JG225, Tlugs. $500.
Mules-14 Lands. seo6140; l41s hands, $3.50
4lG0; IS hardz f175021o; 1914 hands. s1759
=; is hands. s22542T5; extra heavy s2750
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
ATLANTA LIVE STOCK

tBy W. h white, Jr.. of white Provision o.
ouotations based on actual purchases for the
Good Coed to prime steers. 1000 to 400 pound.
Medina to good steers. 500 to 1000 pounds.
Cod fat beef cows. 500 TO 1000 DOundA
Hedian to good beef cows. 700 to 500 pounds.
Coca 70 choice heifers. coo % 500 pounds
Medium to good hsifsrs. 600 to 700 pounds.
Above represent ruling prices on good quality
beef cattle. Inferior grades and dairy upes
Mixed common steers. II rat. 600 to 600
Nike Mixed ooSmos cows. If fat 600 to 500 pounds
Mixed punches. common to szir coo to TOO
Good butcher balls. ska4c.
Prime hogs. leo to 400 average. S14o0T.o0.
Good butcher hogs. 40 70 100 average.
sT.4o0T.0o.
Good to choice pigs. 50 TO 100 average
Common to medium pigs. mixed. 90 70 i2o
Hssvy and rough hogs. 200 to 300 average.
-d7Ac.
Above quotations apply 70 prime com-fed hogs,
fattened en- pesnuts or led only part corn
rice would range from y to Ike lower. O~-
~ 10 quality.
Several loads Of medium grade cattle received
this week found ready sale at prices shade
higher than a wek ago Cattle market IL APP
improved demand. while the demand for hogs
continue slow. market sluggish. Yards are
wen cleaned up on cattle. and are ready for
each days fresh arrivals.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

AGENTS WANTED-Lady to represent high
class firm. Established 30 years; goods stand
ard, ready sellers. You can 81 to $40
day. Send postal for particulars to II. Scovil
Co., No. IA, Station U, Chicago.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

SAVANNAH. Ca. March 2.-SpiEits firm,
Glass S o.. \. s. 90; II. 81 So X. S7-e0i
i 81 go. ri 81 20; G, S7.25; +. $50; z.
spirits. a. rosin. S55.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03

RHODE ISLAND REDS that are red. Eggs
from my prize-winning pen, $500 per f1fteen.
Eggs from extra fancy (heavy-layingl utAlty
pens R. 1. Reds and Brown Leghorns, Sl:oO per
fifteen. Indian Runner Duck eggs, Sl.1o per
thirteen. Jas. N. Carson, Box A. Brooks, Ga.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-03-03
Fish VIII Bite

CoBB's PROCESS saves meat killed any time.
No fee required IN hot weather. Guaranteed
PalatabIe, healthful. Simple. Quick and cheap.
Write R. r. Cobb. Box B, Bivins. Texas.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
WASAlNGTON'S FALSE TEETH
Ingenious Dentist Undertakes Then
Unusual Task of Replacing
Lost Molars.

1t may not be generally known that
the Father of his Country was one Of
the first Americans to wear artificial
teeth. By the time the war of the
revolution had ended he had parted
company with most of the outfit which
nature had given him. An ingenious
physician and dentist Of New York
City undertook the then unusual task
Of re-equipment, and produced at
length full set Of artificial teeth.
These are now, of course, dental GU
riosity, and offer an additional proof
of the heroism of the first president of
the United States for it is a matter of
fact that General Washington wore
those teeth for many years and, SO
far as We know. never complained of
them.
The teeth were carved from ivory,
and riveted, wired, and clamped to a
somewhat pt lderous gold plate. Three
large clamps, in particular, figure con-
spicuously in the roof Of the mouth,
and must have caused difficulty, If
not anguish. There we're an upper and
an under set; and the two were con.
nected and held in position relatively
by long spiral spring on each side.
Nevertheless, Washington wore
them long and well; a fact sufficiently
attested by the worn and dinted con-
dition of both teeth and plate.
At the last account these teeth were
the property of a dental institution in
Baltimore
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, John H. Wood, by his certain
deed of trust, dated the 25th day of March,
1910, and recorded in the office of the Re-
corder of Deeds for the County of Iron,
State of Missouri, in book 81, page go, con-
veyed to the undersigned, trustee, tract of
land containing 900 acres, situated in the
County of Iron, and State of Missouri,
of which 800 acres were released
by a partial deed of release, recorded in
book 81, page 2I3, leaving the following
described sixty acres still covered by the
lien of said deed OF trust, to wit:
The northwest quarter of the southeast
quarter, and the east half of the northeast
quarter of the southwest quarter OF section
eight, (8), township thirty three, (33),
north, range four (4) east Of 5th P M;
Which deed Of trust was made to the un-
dersigned in trust, to Secure the payment of
certain notes in said deed specihed and,
whereas, two (2) of said notes are now past
due and remain unpaid; now, therefore, at
the request of the legal holder of said notes,
and in pursuance of the conditions in said
deed of trust, the undersigned, trustee, will
sell the tract of sixty acres, above described,
at public vendue, to the highest bidder, for
cash, at the east front door OF the Court
J House, in the City of Ironton, County Of
Iron, and State of Missouri, on
F,iday, HE 3d day Of Fsdyna,y, A, D. lo11,
between the hours Of g o'clock A. NJ. and S
O'Clock P. NJ, for the purpose of satisfying
/ said Indebtedness and the cost of executing
this trust.
JOHN R. MCDONALD, Trustee,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
FEW RULES FOR DIETING
Too Much TrlfIIng With Digestion
These Days and Much Harm
Results.

Here are a few rules that the girl
who is determined to diet does well
to observe. There is too much trifling
with our digestion these days, and not
the least harm is done by the notion
for undertaking.
Never diet on the advice of friend
Her regimen may have done wonders
for her and will put you to bed or
make you sorry-looking wreck.
Don't diet to excess at any time.
Girls, make sure she knows dietetics.
Many physicians, good in other things,
have little knowlege of the effect Of
food upon the system.
II you want to diet from cause, as
from diabetes or kidney trouble do 1t
religiously; almost better not begiE
than to do it spasmodically, letting up
whenever food temps you
If you only diet for the sake of fig
ure or complexion, count the cost be-
fore starting. Cutting out the foods
Of ordinary family meals is hard. Ask
yourself, which means most to me,
the loss of few pounds or being a
nuisance at mealt1me?"
Don't keep on dieting If you feel
that 1t disagrees with you. This holds
good even when your food list is care
fully censored by physician. The
best Of them will make mistakes.
Find out in time what is wrong.
Don't diet to excess at any time.
Women often go to the point of weak
ening their entire system by injudi-
ciously following Doctors advice.
Common sense and moderation are
good things to hold to in the matter
of food
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that Letters Of Ad-
ministration on the Estate Of John
Wallace, deceased, were granted to
the undersigned on the 2Ist day Of Decem-
bar, 1910, by the Probate Court OF Iron
County, Missouri. All persons having claims
against said Estate are required to exhibit
them to me for allowance within one year
after the date Of faid Letters, ofthey may be
precluded from any benefit Of such Estate;
and # such claims be enot exhibited within
two years from the date Of this publication,
they shall be forever barred.
This 2Ist day Of December 1910.
SYLVESTER KITCHELL,
Administrator.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
An olI.concrete Road.

The first stretch of oil-concrete
highway to be laid in Pennsylvania
has Just recently been completed on
the Earrist g-Lingles+nwn road. It
is about quarter of mile in length
and is between Progress and Pax
tonia. The oil-concrete road is an ex-
pertinent on the part of the State
Highway department, which In 1907
rebuilt the highway from the eastern
terminus Of the city to Paxtonia. The
section just laid replaces a quarter Of
mile of road constructed Of con-
crete The new section Of road is
made of concrete into which are
mixed asphaltic oils. The top surface
is not arched SO much as the rest of
lie road, the crown being constructed
on basis Of three-eighths Of Jan inch
10 foot. The crown is the same as
chat used in laying brick pavement
Philadelphia Record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
He Was Scared.

There used to be a sheriff in a
Green mountain county of Vermont
who for 40 years had driven his pris-
oners - murderers, moonshiners,
thieves-through the woods in his bug
gy to the county Jail and yet who had
never carried a revolver nor used a
pair of handouts in his life. He had
a strong hand, brave heart and a
stutter.
Weren't you ever afraid?" some
one asked him one day.
"W-well, 'llow once w-wuz t-t-tol-
'rable we'll skeert," he admitted, SLOW
ly. II h-heard S-Si P-Perkins, the
barber. wuz g-gone d-daft an wuz
c-carvin' p-people up, an I c-calc'lated
it wuz my official d-dooty to ego an
arrest him. So I w-went d-down to
S-Si's shop, an w-went in, an S-Si
c-come at me w-with a r-razor in each
Inland. An then I 'llow wuz t-tol
rable we'll skeert."
what did you DOR
"W-w-well," said the old sheriff
splitting thoughtfully into the sandbox
beside the stove, II wuz $50 s-s-skeert
that t-took 'em a-a-away from him"
-Everybodys.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
A Headache Cure.

The sick headache that is caused by
Indigestion may often be cured by dis
solving a teaspoonful Of powdered
charcoal in half glass of hot wa
ter.
Charcoal tablets are also effective
for bad head or teaspoonful Of
baking soda in glass of hot water.
Try these remedies or hot water
and salt before resorting to medi-
cine. The headache tablet habit is
bad to acquire and worse to break.
Never take any headache tablet
just on the recommendation of
friend Many of them are injurious
to the heart.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
Mrs. Jones Knew Why,

Mr. Smith was conversing with Mr..
Jones,
Say" said Smith, do you know
why it is you are like a donkey?"
NO" said Jones in surprise.
why, because your better half is
stubbornness ITSELF" said the brill
liant Smith.
Jones thought over the matter all
the way home, and on arriving he
looked at Mrs. Jones with the ex-
preston of a man who is about to do
himself proud, and said
Say, do you know why I am like
donkey?"
There was long silence from Mrs
Jones, and then she smiled pityingly,
and said;
"Why, suppose it is because you
were born that way"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
BRIEF CHANGE AS REvIVER
Nothing SO Rests and Recreates the
Weary Mental and Physical
Faculties.

When beginning to feel tagged, try
the reviving influence of a brief
change. Nothing SO rests and re-
creates the weary mental and physical
faculties.
If you have been writing or reading,
for instance, take long look at the
farthest distance possible-perhaps a
look toward the hills whence cometh
our help"
If you have been sitting, stand up,
straighten the knees firmly, curve the
waist line in at the back, bring the
chest up, press the neck against the
collar; IL standing drop into the cas-
lest chair available and relax all over.
If you have been talking steadily
for some time, keep silent for few
moments; If you have been steadily,
silently concentrating on some piece
Of work or problem, find respite In a
few moments of chat or light reading.
If you have been working with hand
or brain reverse the process for a lit
tie while. A few minutes of deep
breathing near an open window Is the
finest ''rester" of all.
Two busy business girls frequently
indulge in what they call their after
noon "refresco," borrowing the term
from the Spanish-American countries,
where cooling drinks Of some sort re-
place tea as mid-afternoon solace.
They exchange quip. jest, a funny
story, talk for moment or two OF
some light, refreshing subject, per-
haps plan some pleasure excursion or
diversion for the future. Then-and
only the briefest time is thus con-
sumed-they go back to work much
rested and refreshed. Here is youth
and health keeping hint worthy OF
note.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
Hoops Wanted.

We want to buy several cars of
Good Hickory Flour Barrel Hoops.
Will pay good price for good
hoops. No short count or trashy
stock wanted. LOPEZ STORE Co.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
she Keeps a Secret.

Coroncr's Detective Frank Paul had
an amusing experience recently and
he has not as yet decided whether 1t
was joke or the truth. The cir.
umstances are these:
Paul was sitting in his office,
meditating on the ways Of the world
in general The telephone bell rang.
Hello said the detective. in his,
best manner
CONG down here, quick" said an
agitateg feminine voice, there's a
murder being DONE"
What is the address?" asked the
vvsilant sleuth, "and I'll be down
fight away"
ITS none Of your business" was
the snappy reply and the receiver
was hung up with bang.
4 A woNDER-The special $3.50
'sSens' Suit with pair'o suspend :
y free at Browns ID q wonder.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-01-12
Human Nature.

Pat was being shown an incubator
by one Of his friends who had recent
" removed to the suburbs. He took
great interest In all Of the details and
examined everything with great care.
Then, as he looked at about 100 young
chickens that had just been hatched,
with an awed expression. he said:
Human nature is funny thing. after
all. ."--E -EYerybody's.