New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-03-08
THE TlLh or THE DiY.

m elderly woman VINO kFenS a niue
shop IN Harlem which she calls a sta
tioncry and book store" probably because
hcr cNief stock IN trade consists Of candy,
cheap toys. picture cards. pencils and writ
Ing pads. says that there - a revival in
marbles Her best customers are the chill
dien who attend the school near by For
Years" she said. the boys have given up
the old-fashoned marble for the more ex-
pcnSivc glass 'acates and alleys The old
game Of bounding was never played and
marbles could not be given away. Lately
there Lave been many calls FOR them. / see
tho boys playing the old game, and surely
the marble is coming back. "
HEALTH HINTS.
They print long articles TO teIl
lust what ought 10 do. ,
Upon their teachings wise ! dwell
And read them o'cr anew.
Ny failines constantly they show
I'm worried half 10 death
To lind ! really do not know
Just how 10 draw my breath.
or course. ! welcome tho advice
ON what ! ought 10 read
And how 10 act It's worth the price.
But il seems strange. indeed,
That ! for print should pay my dimes
Which boldly doth intrude
10 tell me lust how many times
ought 10 bite my food
Washington star
81 fashionable uptown restaurant.
where women have tho right 70 smoke and
where tie privilege is frequently exercised.
ronS matron in party OF four was
asked Il she would lay aside her cigarette
and lgh, cigar She came from A part
of the globe where to do so would be moth
ing unusual. but she had her doubts as -
its being considered proper here. She said.
how ever. 20 the man who made the PROPOSE
ton. "I'll DO IL IL YOU light pine" al
which proposal the man also baked The
head waiter was called and asked what
would happen IL the cigar and pipe bluffs
had been called and that functionary
replied automatically: Cant tell till its
tried want TO Try it, Nobody did
Where are YOU Off to in such a hurry?"
What's up with him.
Ute tells me he has got hepatitis. dys-
pep~ia. rheumatism. cnteritis gastritis, APP
pendicits, ncphritis and cerebro-spinal men
Holy tcrrors' Where did he get all
WHY a man induced him 10 buy medi-
cal dictionary, and he's just begun reading
it"-Tit-Bits.
day laborer In one Of the rural districts
Of France was recently condemned TO NJ
teen days Imprisonment for poaching. He
presented himself AT the local Jail 10 serve
his term, but brought his wife and two
children with him. explaining that they
we're dependent upon his daily work for
their sustenance and that tile state had no
right to deprive them. who were innocent
OF all offence. OF his support. Ergo. by
condcmning him ii had incurred the moral
obligation OF providing Tor them. The taller
refused 10 take them in, the laborer refused
TO bee locked UP without them The case
WAS referred 10 the Procureur OF the Re
public. VINO suspended execution OF the SEN
tence while looking into what appears 10
have proved puzzle To- French justice.
so YOU have sold your pair OF horses
and bought an automobile
Yes replied Miss Cayenne. have
concluded thai u b. better io he the
cause ~ q runaway than 10 be m it.
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Tho har.m skirt Ia iupc culottc 10
the subject Of an article in the Vienna