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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
AT THE PARSONAGE. Coffee Runs Riot No Longer.

''Wife and had a serious time of it while we were coffee drinkers.
 She had gastritis, headaches, belch- ing and would have periods of sick ness, while I secured daily headache that became chronic.
 We naturally sought relief by drugs without avail, for it is now plain enough that no drug will cure the dis eases another drug (coffee) sets up. particularly, so long as the drug which causes the trouble is continued.
 Finally we thought we would try leaving off coffee and using Postum. noticed that my headaches disappeared like magic, and my old 'trembly' nerv- ousness left. One day wife said, Do you know my gastritis has gone?'
 One can hardly realize what Post um has done for us.
 Then We began to talk to others Wife's father and mother were both coffee drinkers and sufferers. Their headaches left entirely short time after they changed from coffee to Postum.
 T began to enquire among my par 1shioners and found to my astonish- ment that numbers of them use Post um in place of coffee. Many of the ministers who have visited our par gonage have become enthusiastic cham. pions of Postum." Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich.
 Read the little book, ''The Road tc Melville" in pkgs. There's reason
 Ever read the above letter. A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human Aterest.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
QUEER DISEASE E
 IN UNITED STATES
Many Here Afflicted With Odd Ailment, Says Prof.
 Munyon.
GREWS0ME CREATURES VERY COMMON,
 FINDS EXPERT.

Many people in the United States are afnlcted with queer disease, according to a statement yesterday by Professor James M. Munyon. He made the follow ing remarkable and rather grewsome statement:
 Many persons who come and write to my headquarters at 53d and Jefferson Sts:, Philadelphia, Pa. think they are suffering from simple stomach trouble, when in reality they are the victims of an entirely different disease-that of tape worm. These tape worms are huge Internal parasites. which locate in the upper bowel and consume a large per centage of the nutriment in undigested food. They sometimes grow to a length of forty to sixty feet. One may have a tape worm for years and never know the cause of his or her i'll health.
 Persons who are suffering from one of these creatures become nervous, weak and irritable, and tire at the least ex- ertion. The tape worms rob one of am oition and vitality and strength, but they are rarely fatal.
 "The victim of this disease is apt to believe that he is suffering from chronic stomach trouble. and doctors for years without relief This is not the fault of the physicians he consults, for there is no absolute diagnosis that will tell posi- lively that one Is not victim of tape worm.
 "The most common symptom of this trouble is an abnormal appetite. At times the person is ravenously hungry and cannot get enough to eat, At other tliS Nel sISlll Ol loOu IS lOdtlSOIilS There is a gnawing. faint sensation at the pit of the stomach. and the victim has headaches. fits of dizziness and nau- sea. He cannot sleep at night and often thinks he is suffering from nervous pros- tration.
 q have a treatment which has had wonderful success in eliminating these great creatures from the system. In the course of its regular action in aiding digestion. and ridding the blood, kidneys and liver of impurities it has proven fatal to these great worms. If one has a tape worm, this treatment will, in nine cases out of ten. stupefy and pass it away but if not, the treatment will rebuild the rundown person. who is probably suffer- ing from stomach trouble and a general anaemic condition. My doctors report marvellous success here with this treat ment Fully a dozen persons have passed these worms, but they are naturally reti cent about discussing them, and of course we cannot violate their confidence by giv- ing their names to the public"
 Letters addressed to Professor James M. Munyon, 53d and Jefferson Streets. Philadelphia, Pa, will receive as careful attention though the patient called in person. Medical advice and consultation absolutely free. Not a penny to pay.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
SerenitV-

"The true religious man, amid all the ills of time, keeps a serene fore head and entertains a peaceful heart. This, going out and coming in amid all the trials of the city, the agony of the plague, the horrors of the thirsty tyrants, the fierce democracy abroad, the fiercer III at home-the saint, the sage of Athens, was still the same. Such a one can endure hardness; can stand alone and be content; rock amid the waves the few or many may scream, calum- niate, blaspheme. What is all to him but the cawing of the seabird about that solitary. deep-rooted stone ?"- Theodore Parker.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
The Wreck.

Mrs. Ronald H. Barlow, the eastern golf champion, was talking at the Cape May Golf club about the benefits of sea air. "To look at the cottagers and natives of Cape May" she said, speaks of these benefits more elo- quently than I would do. How pale and wan seem city people beside these brown, supple, vigorous men and women! An eXcursionist from the city said to fisherman on the beach the other morning:
 Do you have many wrecks here?'
 "The fisherman looked contemptu- ously at the city man, who was in bathing dress. He looked contemptu- ously at his hollow chest and white, thin legs and arms, and then he re- piled: You're the fust I've saw this season."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
clergyman's Rebuke to Thoughtless Youths at Once Neat and
 Disconcerting.

A wellknown clergyman was one day in barber's shop, when four or five young men walked in whom he knew by their voices, but who did not recognize the man in the chair, with lather all over his face They pro ceeded to spend the time by telling stories and using expressions which, to say the least, were rather strong. When the barber pulled away the towel the clergyman, cleanly shaved, stood before them. So nonplussed were they that no one tried to take the vacant chair, and the barber called several times-"Next gentle man! Next gentleman"
 The clergyman smiled somewhat grimly as he said:
 Tt isn't bit of use, John There's not man here who has the effront- cry to answer to that name"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
To Be a Good Cook.

"To be good cook means the knowledge of all fruits, herbs, palms and spices and of all that is healing and sweet in fields and groves, savory in meats; it means carefulness, in- yentiyeness, watchfulness, willingness and readiness of appliance; it means the economy of your great-grandmoth- CTS and the science of modern chem ists; 1t means much testing and no wasting; it means English thorough ness, French art and Arabian hospi- tality; it means, in fine, that you are to be perfectly and always ladies (loaf-givers), and you are to see that everybody has something nice to eat" -Ruskin
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
Unlmportant.

Southern negroes have an irrespons- ible way of visiting about indiscrim- inately.
 Please tell me your name and ad- dress?" asked the depot reporter of a middle-aged negress.
 Ans Mrs. Catah from Co'fax"
 Whom have you been visiting, Mrs. Carter?" she was asked. Ans been visiting de ole colo'd woman down de track heah couple blocks fo' about a week. An can't jus member her name. .'-Suecess Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
TO KEEP THE SKIN CLEAR

For more than a generation, Cuti- cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment have done more for pimples, blackheads and other unsightly conditions of the complexion, red. rough, chapped hands, dandruff, itching, scaly scalps. and dry, thin and falling hair than any other method. They do even more for skin-tortured and disfgured infants and children. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers throughout the world, liberal sample of each, with 32-page book on the care of the skin and hair will be sent post-free, on application to "Cuticura,' Dept. 22 L, Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
An Anomalous Parent.

"Father!"
 Yes, Wilfred."
 What is reciprocity?"
 Reciprocity, Wilfred-"
 But pause! Father never told. He slipped over no epigram. He knew not what was reciprocity. No. He was totally different from the average father figuring in this sort of short squib. He just told Wilfred to run along and play. and resumed his read Ing of the evening paper
 Truly, a refreshing personality-not 30?
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

could not wear my shoes. Nothing helped me until I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. They gave me prompt relief and in short time I was entire ly cured"
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by druggists and general storekeepers everywhere. Price soc. FosterMilburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
Get Positive Proof.

Write us for free sample of Bonds Pills, genuine and gentle Liver Stimulant. One of them will promptly relieve Headache, Bilious ness, Constipation, Indigestion and Torpid Liver. State where you saw this offer and give us the name of a reliable dealer. Bonds Pharmacy Co.,, Little Rock, Ark
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
A CompIication

Bessie found getting well much more tiresome than being sick. She was be- coming very impatient about staying indoors and eating soups.
 When her aunt asked her how she felt she replied that she was much worse; that the doctor had found something else the matter with her
 Why, what is it?' asked the aunt.
 q think the doctor said 'convales- ence."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
No Use Wastino It.

Mother-Charles, see you have written me little letter to say how sorry you are you took the jam? Well, I forgive you for your thoughtfulness.
 Charles-Yes. ma. Please don't tear the letter
 Mother-Why not?
 Charles-'Cos it'll do for next time. Stray Stories.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

N. Dak., who says:
 My back became terribly sore and lame. I was tired
 and restless and would arise so ex- hausted I could scarcely dress. The k i d n e. y secretions were terribly annoy ing and my feet be- came so swollen I
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
On Second Washinu.

I've just washed out suit for my little boy-and now It seems too tight for him.
 Hell fit 1t ali right, If you'll wash the oy."-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
DON'T BE MlSLEAD

by the claims of unknown makers or the testimonials of unknown people about the wonderful merit of some untried medicine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Udu SOTeneSS III eacn SlQo, cOulQ not stand tight clothing, and was irregular. l was completely run down. On ad- vice 1 took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound and Liver Pills and am enjoying good health. It is now more than two years and I have not had an ache or pain since do all my own work, washing and everything, and never have the backache any more. l think your medicine is grand and l praise it to all my neighbors. If you think my testimony will help others you may publish it."-Mrs. OLLIE WooDALL, Morton's Gap, Kentucky.
 Backache is a symptom of organic weakness or derangement. If you have backache don't neglect it. To get permanent relief you must reach the root of the trouble. Nothing we know of will do this so surely as Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound.
 Write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass, for special advice. Your letter will be absolutely confidential, and the advice free.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
Crafty.

What does the veterinary surgeon next door advises for your pet lap dogs sickness?"
 He forbids my playing the piano."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
A Specimen,

Did you ever hear of anything so ridiculous as men of honest graft?"
 Whats the matter with the garden ers?'
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
BEAUTIFUL CARDS FREE

Send % stamp for five samples of my very choic- est Gold Embossed Birthday, Flower and Motto Post Cards beautiful colors and loveliest designs. Art Post Card Club 73l Jackson St., Topeka, Kansas
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
Merciiess.

Docs this hobble skirt do me jus tice. Father?"
 Certainly, my dear. Justice with out mercy Life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

For the son of man there is no noble crown, but a crown of thorns.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Don't be pisled. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue Makes beautiful white clothes. At all good grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
NEW STRENGTH FOR BAD BACKS.

Those who suffer with backache, headache, dizziness and that constant, dull, tired feeling will find comfort in the advice of Mrs. c. S. Tyler Cando
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums reduces in1amma- ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

ny u6dltu WAS very bad and I had a continual backache
 which was simply awful. I could not stand on my feet long enough to cook
 a meals vic tu a Is without my back nearly killing me, and I would have 'such dragging sen- Is a tions I uld hardly bear it. I
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Man in the Big Hat-I've always made money out of politics.
 Man in Small Hat-Are you a po- litical orator?
 Man in Big Hat-No; I'm the leader of a brass band. The musicians al- ways get paid, but the orators are ex- pected to talk for nothing.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
ln1DOrtapt tC Mofhara

A sordid love of money is certainly very senseless thing, for the mind much occupied with it is blind to ev- erything else.-Diphilus.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Makes the laundress happy-that's Rec Cross Ball Blue Makes beautiful, clear white clothes. All good grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
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Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking The formula is plainly printed on every bottle less form. The Quinne drives out the malaria and the iron builds mp the system. Sold by all dealers for 30 years Price 50 cents
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

When one has opinions that are cur rency I let them circulate.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Our highest religion is named "the worship of sorrow"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

The hero is he who is immoyabl1 centered.-Emerson.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
THAT AWFUL BACKACHE
Cured by Lydia E. Pinknam's Vegetable Compound

Morton's Gap, Kentueky.-'T suf- fered two years with female disorders,
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18

Know prudent, cautious self-control Is wisdom's root-Robert Burns.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-08-18
HE HAD THEM IN A CORNER

w. N. U., Little Rock, No. sa-1s11.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-19
News From Surrounding I Towns
Carl Mueller has been catching
some nice, large Ash.

Carl Mueller has been catching
some nice. large Ash.
Col. Flanagan of Connersville was
greeting friends here yesterday.
DIR. Sweeney who IL a member of the
S4th Ind. gives fine account of Mrs.
Harriet harden Lutz. the adopted
daughter OF the S4th, and her little
son. who are at Richmond, with her
father, from Springfield. o. The doc
tor 10 greatly pleased with the little
boy.
Mrs. Morton Warren was called to
Dublin yesterday by the critical condi-
tion OF her brother Rollin Butler.
MIR. and Mrs. Hiram Crook and
daughter visited friends at Richmond
yesterday.
Arlon Doll visited friends at Rich
mond Wednesday.
Mrs. Oran Bragg II thought to be
Improving now.
Wesley. Newton was at Richmond
yesterday.
Mrs. g. w. Galloway does not i'm
prove rapidly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-19
EATON. OHIO.

Eaton. o.. May 19.-Mrs. l.. T. SAM
pie and daughter Miss Nina, were
Richmond visitors Wednesday.
The Woman's Home and Foreign
Missionary society Of the Presbyter-
ian church was entertained Thurs
day afternoon by Mrs. Asa Burch at
her home on West Deem street.
A. Milton Keltner OF Union City,
Ind. is spending a few days in Eaton
looking after business interests.
Mrs. Cliff Potts and son are spend
Homer Taylor. at West Elkton.
Mrs. f. O. Lockwood spent Thurs
day In Richmond.
G. F. Scheid will look after busi-
ness Friday in College Corner.
Mrs. Henry Parker Of Kansas City,
Kan. is q guest at the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. J. E. Parker. West Main
street.
The members OF the Unity club win
be entertained Friday evening at the
home of Miss Mary Fudge. North
Barron street.
Major Holman OF West Manches-
ter, is visiting his father, Deputy
Sheriff ]. w. Hoffman.
Mrs. NJ. I. Comfort is in wilkins
burg, Pa, having gone as delegate
from the Dayton branch to the an
nual meeting Of the Woman's Mis-
sionary Society of the United Breth-
rem church. Mrs. Comfort was chos-
en- 1t the convention of the Dayton
branch. which was held in Eaton a
month or 80 ago.
A girl the fourth child. has been
born to Mr.. and Mrs. E. W. Stephens
Of South Franklin street.
Miss Gertrude Ehrhardt, q steno-
grapher In the state senate has re-
turned to Columbus after q short Wis
II with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
rpea EhrAardt.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Hempstreet,
nee Minnie Tyrell of Dallas, Texas.
are here visiting her mother. Mrs.
Elizabeth Tyrell and other relatives.
Mrs. w. A. Fosdick of Liberty, Ind.
is visiting her daughter, Mrs. Paul H.
Cruver.
The members of the Music Study
club will meet next Tuesday evening
at Gross piano store. and an enter
tanning program. chiefly of vocal mum:
bers. will be rendered.
The members of the T. C. I. club
will be entertained Friday evening by
Misses Margaret Kinsey and Harriet
Albright at the. later's home North
Barron street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-19
HAGERSTOWN, IND.

Hagerstown, Ind, May 19.-Clyde
Geisler is spending this week with his
grandparents. Mr. and Mrs. John Gels
Ter. Sr.
Mrs. Charles Marshall attended a
district meeting of the Maccabee
lodge at Muncie Wednesday.
volley Gohring is at Rushville where
he went on account of the serious i'll
ness of his son Louis Gohring.
d. w. Patty of Carmel. Ind, was the
guest of Michael Commit Wednesday
night.
A party was given Wednesday even
ing at the Petty home south OF town
OF which merry crowd of young peo-
pie were present Games were played
in the yard which was Illuminated
with lanterns.
The funeral services of Mrs. Anna
Bowers which were conducted by Rev.
Lewis Teeter and Rev. David Bowman
Thursday morning at the German Bap-
fist church were largely attended.
Mrs. Frank Geisler was hostess to
the Priscilla Embroidery club Thurs
day afternoon.
The Progressive Literary club held
its regular meeting at the home of
Mrs. Robert Thurston Wednesday af-
ternoon. Fifteen members were pres
emit and one guest, Mrs. Clifford Fouts.
The program was very interesting,
Mrs. Life reading an article on Les
sons from Happy Life" Miss Knapp.
"a selection from Kipling. and Miss
Allen recited a poem from Riley which
was very good. At the close of the
program the hostess served refresh
ments in the dining room Of strawber-
ries, angel cake, iced tea and salted
peanuts. The next meeting will be
May 81, with Mrs. Elizabeth Winnings
with the following program:
Music. Mrs Fred Smith.
Responses Your favorite flower and
its language.
Music. Mrs. Addington.
Business session.
Music, Mrs. Smith.
Recitation. THE Planting of the Ap-
pie Tree" by Bryant. Mrs. Jones.
Music. Miss Knapp
Selection from Riley, Mrs. Hunt.
Quartet
Select reading. Miss Allen.
Critic. Mrs. Thurston.
Social hour.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-19

Mrs. Arthur, who has been visiting
Mr.. Raney for the past two weeks re-
turned home the first OF the week.
Mrs. Ella Bloom, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas.
King and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Collins
attended the commencement at New
Madison Saturday night.
Miss Maggie Collins, Of Muncie.
spent Saturday and Sunday here.
Mr.. Absa Barton was in town Mon
day for the first time since he got
his leg broken.
Miss Pearl Haler spent Sunday with
Miss Jennie Ross, of Richmond.
Mr.. and Mrs. James A. Young. Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. B. Reid and Mr.. and
Mrs. E. v. Stamback took Sunday din
ner with Mr.. and Mrs. ohm Barney, of
Eldorado.
Mr. and Mrs. VIM Wrenn entertain
ed at six o'clock dinner Monday eve
ming. Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Jones and
family. Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Reinheimer,
Nellie Mcneil and Elizabeth Tillman.
Mrs. Kate Kirk and daughter.
Dorothy attended the commencement
at Camden Tuesday evening.
On last Saturday evening Miss Iona
Shewman and Earl Radford were unit
ed in marriage by Rev. McCohn at
the home Of the bride. The home was
beautifully decorated for the occasion
There was forty-six who participated
in the delicious dinner that was serv-
ed. She was the recipient of many
beautiful presents. The bride and
grom have the best wishes for hap
py future by their many friends. They
expect to reside at the brides parents
until fall.
Mrs. Hilbert and Mrs. Toler and Mrs.
Lou Poster, were Sunday visitors of
Miss Carrie Whitager.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sewick took Sunday
dinner with Mrs. Lavina Hahn.
Mrs. Mary McWhinney attended the
dedication of the NJ. E. church at Cam
bridge City Sunday.
The basement OF the N, E. church is
completed and ready for use.
Mr.. Clint Flemming had a stroke of
paralysis the latter part Of the week
and is in serious condition. His
mother and sister are here taking care
OF him.
The schools close here Friday. The
commencement will be held May 24th.
Dr. and Mrs. Ferling. OF Richmond,
were Sunday guests OF Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Dagler. In the afternoon thev
took An auto ride to Eaton.
Carl Lily and Threva Gilbert are
visiting relatives at West Alexandra
this week
Mr.. Charles Baker and Mr.. holden
were in Cincinnati Sunday.
Master Russell Dagler of Rushville,
is visiting his uncle, Charles Dagler.