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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Can't Get Away From It

phoric Acid combined" and Potash 73.44 per
cent from total Of 1o1o7.
Considerable more than onehalf Of Phos-
phate Of Potash
Analysis of Grape-Nuts shows: Potassium
and Phosphorus (which join and make Phos-
phafe of Potash) Is considerable more than
cne-hah Of all the mineral salts In the food.
Dr. Geo. w. Carey, an authority ON the
constituent elements Of the body, says: The
gray matter Of the brain II controlled entirely
by the inorganic cellsalt Potassium Phos-
phate phosphate Of Potash). This salt unites
creates nerve fuid or the gray matter Of the
BRAIN OF course, there IL q trace OF other
salts and other organic matter In nerve iuid,
but Potassium Phosphate r. the chief factor
and has the power within itself to attract, by
its own law Of afinity, all things needed to
manufacture the elixir Of life"
Further on he says: The beginning and end
Of the matter IL to supply the lacking principle.
and In molecular FORM exactly as nature fur
nishes 1t In vegetables, fruits and grain. To
supply dedciencies-this IL the only law Of
cure
The natural conclusion Is that II Phosphate
of Potash Is the needed mineral element in
brain and you use food which does not contain
1t, you have brain flag because its daily loss is
not supplied
On the contrary If you eat food known to
be rich In this element, you place before the
life forces that which nature demands for
brain=brilding.
Aird does not work well on a brain that IL
broken down by lack Of nourishment.
peaceful and evenly poised mind IL neces-
sary to good digestion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Some ANTIQUE MUGS.

The college collector of antiques
stopped on at Bacon Ridge.
Good day, sir" he said, addressing
the postmaster. Il am collecting old
fashioned articles and would like to
know If could find anything like that
in this hamlet. Say antique mugs. for
instance"
Uncle Jason stroked his chin whis-
kers.
Antique mugsl BY HEX, know the
very place where thar be two Of them
now"
You do? Here's good cigar. Now
where can ind there antique mugs"
why, down on Main street, In HI
ram Spruceby's shop. Grandad Wheat
ley and Pap Simmons are in there
getting shaved. and By HEX. when 1t
comes to antique mugs, I reckon
thars' be the Oldest in the country.
stranger
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Please try t.
SETTING A HIGH STANDARD
chIId's Idea Of Goodness Set Forth
In Perfect Faith, Without
irreverence.

All things are relative. and to the
child, gazing at life and its wonders
with eyes as yet undimmed by so
phistication or sorrow, nothing is i'm
possible, nothing unspeakable, moth
ing too sacred to be discussed or too
difiicult to be attempted. Not irrev-
erence. nor impertinence. but inno-
cence prompts such speeches as that
recorded Of the child of popular
journalist by his devoted paternal
grandmother
Grandma" said the little boy do
lightedly addressing her. do you
know what's going to happen? Papa
says that II we're real, real good. he'll
take us to the circus!"
That's NICE" smiled the young
hearted adult between whom and the
eager youngling no hint of age sepa-
ration mars perfect comradeship.
How good do we have to be?"
The embryo man, after moment Of
silent consideration: ~Oh. as good as
God. I guessl"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills win be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD 4
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need Of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi-
cation viii be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour. they do
not grippe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in . way that soon puts
these organs In healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
'ailment can expect to have q clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
/ had my way / would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are . tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead OF impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing As pills,
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory. SD &
Jefferson Sts. Philadelphia.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Pedigreed Boston Moneymakers

American aristocracy IL founded on
money; ut east, that IL commonly
said: but Mayor Fitzgerald Of Boston
afirms that the money Of that town
Ia founded on aristocracy. In other
words. he says that before young
man may enter the circles Of big
business in Boston he must have a
pedigree and q coat Of arms. So rsgid
il the exclusion of the common peo-
pis from the spheres Of high finance
and industry that many brilliant men
are compelled to 60 into such iowly
pursuits a. politics to earn living.
In Boston, very common person, II
he have extraordinary talents. It APP
pears, may be elected to membership
in the town council
Nearly everybody has heard OF the
New England aristocracy that had its
infantiie nourishment from the rum
and slave trades but, in spite OF that.
Mr.. Fitxgerald's remarks viii be re-
ceived with some surprise. An out
slider would scarcely have supposed
that the large body Of forestsrs who
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
WOMAN RULES TOWN
Elected Mayor Of City in State
of Kansas.
For Two Years Town VIII Be Com
pIeteIy Under Woman's Admins
tration-Male Holders Of High
OFFICES Walk the Plank

Hunnewell, Kan.-Mrs- Ella Wilson.
the newly-elected mayor of this city.
for the first time since her election
consented to explain her plans for
cleaning up the municipal govern
ment, which in her prediction
speeches she declared to be full Of
graft and Godlessness."
Mrs. Wilson's first announcement
was that she would appoint Mrs.
Rosie E. Osbourne. defeated candidate
for police Judge. to be superintendent
of police, while Mrs. e. e. Kitten.
who ran for town councillor and failed.
viii be appointed city clerk.
While Mrs. Wilson did not specific
ally admit 1t. the declaration is made
that under a compromise plan male
officers will be elected from the high
er municipal Offices entirely and that
for two years at least Hunnewell will
be completely under a woman's ad-
ministration.
There is no doubt Of the radical In
tentions of the women. Mrs. Wilson
has declared that the occasional"
liquor traffic viii at once be stopped
and bootleggers win be sent to jail
Poolrooms must pay license and all
grating is to be abolished.
Mrs. Wilson has jumped into world
wide fame IN day because she Is the
second woman mayor ever elected In
the United States and the first woman
ever given a chance to rule q city
surrounded with women officials to do
her bidding. The first woman mayor
in this country was Mrs. 8. NJ. Salter.
who was elected mayor Of Argonia.
Kan. "a years ago.
Here is the first public utterance
of Mrs. Wilson since her election. In
1t she outlines her policies and aims
and voices her determination to elm
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Norman bruce stepped into the first
taxi he spied as he made his exit from
the theater. The musical comedy had
been good and bruce stretched out his
long legs contentedly as the cab
wheeled him homeward. He looked
down at his well shod feet which
caught the remnants Of light from
brilliant Broadway. Something more
brilliant than his shoes sparkled In
the lights that sifted through the cab
window. bruce stopped to pick 1t up.
1t was a wedding ring.
by jovei" muttered bruce to him
self. Some fair damsel is in tears
by this time-lost her wedding ringl
Humph! She has a good big hand
who ever she is-why, this fits my lit
tie finger"
bruce leaned forward into the light
and examined the ring. It was very
broad band of gold.
There Is lot Of writing inside, but
this beastly ight--I can't make out a
letter" After several turnings and
twistings Of the ring bruce gave up
the attempt to decipher the inscrip-
ton.
He leaned back again. slipped the
ring into his vest pocket and gave
himself up to q vision of Daphne
Venue, the star Of the musical comedy
TO which he had Just listened. Nor
man bruce had realized when the
star FIRST foated out upon the stage
that she had created great havoc In
his brain and heart Through the
performance he counted each moment
lost when she was not on the stage.
For the first time, bruce had q
strong desire to Join the ranks Of
stage-door Johnnies; his better rea-
son, however. prevented his going fur
Their than to send an exquisite bunch
Of lilies Of the valley which Daphne
Venue wore In the third act.
bruce was not man given to sud
den fluctuations. but he could not
deny the suddenness OF this situation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

mate vice from the community in
which she lives and is now ruler:
Il know that II Hunnewell is ever
cleaned up the women win have to do
It. I have drawn the task Of directing
this house cleaning. and shall do the
work thoroughly.
Il intend to appoint Mrs. Osbourne
chief Of police and Mrs. Hilten city
clerk Both are highly competent
women, and can depend on their CO
operation. Other women viii be
given municipal employment. / am
not at present prepared to name
them.
Il intend to put q stop to all dis
elimination In local taxation and to
see that every one gets a square deal.
l also intend to see that the innocent
are protected and the guilty punished
In 50 far IS may be able to bring
that about ! think we can 60 very
far"
Here are few Of the striking state
ments made by Mrs. Wilson in her In
terview with the Chicago Evening
American correspondent:
/. wish the ladies' aid societies
and the w. c. T. u. people would de-
vote themselves to securing by their
efforts better sanitary and moral CON.
ditions. instead of devoting all their
energies to reforms which must he
brought about by evolution rather
than revolution.
2. am going to install a curfev
enforcement in this town so that ali
children shall be of the streets AZ
eight o'clock. l do not believe IN.
street is any place for either male ~
female children after that hour ana
home training win not injure any of
them.
8. The suburbs Of this city are suu
of rank weeds and there is NO con-
certed EFFORT to beeutify or cIea, nm
shall endeavor to install a towr
cleaning campaign. interesting The
children as well as the adults
town ought to be cleaned In the spr,nv
Just the same as house.
T. shall oppose the voting a,
bonds for proposed new city jaiI
The present jail building win 3.
large enough for ali needs under INV
administration. We can use the
money for more worthy purpose.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Had His troubles.

Michael Dolan, an Is it yourselfr'
Yes; sure it is"
well. ye know thot bletherin' spal-
peen, Wildly CastigaE's second hus-
band?"
THAT / do"
He bet me bob to pint Of whis-
ky couldn't swally an egg without
breakin' the shell NV It."
y AN ye did it,"
Il did"
Then phawts ailin' yer"
TITS doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part OF his .waist-coat.
IF l jump about I'll break It and
cut me stomach wild the shell. an II
kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have
Shanghai rooster scratchin' me in
SIDE"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

II was not until he reached in his
vaistcoat pocket for change with
which to pay the chauffeur that bruce
remembered the wedding ring that he
had found. He was about TO give II to
the man when he decided that 1t
would be much better in his own care.
In the light OF his apartment. bruce
examined the Inscription within the
ring. He made It out easily.
Mary and John, 1899, Church
Around the Corner Well, Of all the
idiotic things to put In rfngI" ex-
postulated bruce. John and Mary!
Great scottl Out Of the thousands and
millions Of Johns and Marys two of
them have elected to get married and
win have to look over the register
and hnd this particular two"
At three o'clock the next day bruce
arrived at the church. Luckily, the
curate was entering the church when
Norman Drucs sought admittancs and
permission to examine the records of
marriage.
He was soon scanning q list Of mar
riages contracted In nineteen-hundred-
and nine. Each name In that seem
ingly endless list had to be studied
with q hope of finding not too many
united ones bearing the names Of
Mary and John. There were many
Johns and an equal number OF Marys
but they were either married to
Peter. Q Martha. an Ephemia or a
Jacob. Finally his eye found a John
and . Mary. Mary Daphne to John
Venue. For second the name of
Venue did not strike his conscious
ness. He looked for the address Of
the girl, Mary Daphne. II was not far
from the church. He would 60 and
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

A story is going the rounds q g.
couple of young people who attends
church recently. When the coi|ec'Io1
was being taken up the young mn
commenced fishing In his pocket >q' ;
dime. His face expressed hIs 81
barrassment as he hoarsely W.T.
pered: Il guess I haven't cent I
changed my pants" The young 11{
who had been examining the unkroFt
regions OF woman's dress for BE-
purse. turned q pink color and saE
I'm in the same fix."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
DIrty Wafer Cost !, Hla.

New Haven. Conn.-The contamina-
ton OF water supplies by sewage costs
the United States an economic waste
OF more than $500, ooo. 900 yearly, ac-
cording to figures Of the national sew
age commission here. Unless ade-
quats steps are taken to prevent the
pollution OF streams and harbors, II Is
declared that the country so years
hence win face the problem Of being
absolutely deprived of pure water
from natural sources.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Is II possible to nourish, strengthen and Re
build the Brain by Food?
Every man who thinks uses up part OF the
brain each day. Why don't 1t all disappear
and leave an empty skull in say q month Of
brain work. Because the man rebuilds each
day.
II he builds little less than he destroys,
brain fag and nervous prostration result sure.
If he builds back little more each dsy, the
brain grows stronger and more capable. That
to rebuild his brain? Is IT from air, sky or the
think about it, the rebuilding material must
be in the food and drink.
That also is sure.
Are the brain rebuilding materials found In
all food? In good variety but not in suitable
proportion in all.
To illustrate: we know bones are made large
~ of lime and magnesia taken from food;
therefore to make healthy bone structure we
must have food containing these things We
would hardly feed only sugar and fat to make
healthy bone structure in growing child.
Likewise II we would feed in skillful man
ner to insure getting what the brain requires
for strength and rebuilding we must first know
some article or articles (there are more than
one) that contain these elements.
Analysis Of brain BY an unques.ionable
Phosphorie Acid and Potash combined (Phosr
phate of Potash) 291 per cent Of the total,
533 Of all mineral Salts.
This 10 over one-haN
Beaunis. another authority. shows "Phos
.a -
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMER TIME.

Many time this summer you're go
ing to be just about done out by the
heat-hot. and 50 thirsty it just seems
nothing could quench It. When such
moments arrive or when you Just
want delicious, palate tickling drink
step into the first place you can find
where they sell cOCA-CoLA. It's de-
licious. refreshing and completely
thirst-quenching At soda-fountains or
carbonated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send to the COCA-COLA CO., Atlanta.
Ca. for their free booklet The Truth
About COCA-COLA." Tells what
COCA-COLA is and why It is 80 deli
cious, cooling and wholesome.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

"Humor is a funny thing" said
Binks.
1T ought to be-" said the Philoso-
pher.
"oh, don't mean that way" said
Binks. Il mean that it is strange
thing Now. l can't speak French,
bat l can always understand . French
joke. and / can speak English. but I'm
blest If ! can see an English joke"
Most people are" said the Philo-
sopher.
Are what?" said Binks.
"Blest II they can see an English
joke" said the Philosopher 1T is q
sign OF an unusually keen vision" -
Harper's Weekly.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

The German proprietor Of a Brook
Ign delicatessen store has got far
enough along to pun in English A
writer in the New York Sun reports
the fact.
Hanging in the window Of the little
shop is this advertisement:
The Best You Can Do Is Buy Our
Wurst. "-Youth's Companion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

came over in the Mayfower for the
purpose Of planting family trees in
New England. succeeded in bequeath-
ing to their descendants not only an
unrivaled dexterity in gathering gear.
but an ability to exclude the plain
people forever from competing with
them in that pretty and satisfying
art.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Horace Greeley invented ths 'yD'
writer"
Where did ycu get that ides -
We'll. that isn't exactly what
mean, but his handwriting vas PIE,
ably more responsible for Il than t''
other one thing
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

There is sometimes upon face q
stranger and bitter look, such as a
man might have on seeing the face OF
ugliness itself. feeling that she was
not only without him. but vithin--a
universal spirit
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup for children
teethinK. sofsens the gums, reduces innamna-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. sc bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
MRS. EVERETT'S
TERRIBLE WEAKNESS
A True Picture Of the Case Of q
Pinetown Lady, Who Was Finally
Relieved BY the Use Of Cardui.

Pinetown, N. C.-Mrs. L. v. Everett
of this place. writes: II cannot tell
you how suffered. for had SO many
curious feelings.
was sick ali Of the time, and
could not do my work.
! was poor, and very weak, and only
weighed a hundred pounds.
Ny back would nearly kill me, and
would often almost die. with my head,
and other pains.
could not bear loud talking.
/ could not find relief until my hus-
band got me a bottle Of Cardui.
Now I weigh $50 pounds. and am
strong and well.
I live on farm and do all Of my
work. thanks to Cardui.
Although So. am well and hearty,
and help work In the garden and do
the homework for q family Of six
lowe it all to Cardui."
Cardui. the woman's tonic medicine,
obtains it's results by the power of It's
unique, specific curative. strengthen
ing ingredients. especially adapted
for use in cases of womanly weak
ness.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNsrGHrLY.
Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers sell large 2 OF. package, 5 censs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Quite omen.

Fgg-Two negatives make an az
firmative, you know.
Fogg-With q woman 1t takes only
one.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Eminence is not to be obtained
without time and energy.-McCormas
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease.
the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
shoes 1t makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
R<rsa s.6sfffHf<s For Free trial package, adj
dress Allen 8 olmsted, lie Roy, n Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
interesting Indeed.

Wife-A sufragist and an anti.
suffragist called on me today.
Husband-Which was the most in
teresting?
Wife-oh. the suffragist. She wore
q perfect dear OF hat. and honestly.
I never saw such cunning little
gown In my life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Laughter win keep the doctor OF
your doorstep Mitchell.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Doctor You are considerably una''
weight. sir. What have you been e
ing7
Patient-Nothing But I'm '<t'e
grocer, doc.-Puck.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09
Well Mated.

Thus the inquisitive boarder:
"What has become Of the old-fash-
toned woman who used to cali we'd
ding reception an infare?"
Response by the white-haired
boarder:
Il think she married the old
fashioned man who used to crack his
knuckles regularly twice . day"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Even a wise man can't tell when q
woman's hat Is on straight.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

When girl yawns it's up to the
young man to get in the home stretch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

When married woman prays for q
hat, the Lord may answer her prayer,
but it's her husband who pays for it.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Some parents are long while in
finding out that money in a boys
pocket win do him little good. unless
he also has brains in his head
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

That fellow Gotrox is multimil-
lionaire. He has more money than
brains"
Well, what does he want with
brains?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Worry, anxiety, fear, hate, ETC., etc. directly
interfere with or stop the how Of Ptysiin. ~
digestive juice Of the mouth and also inter
fere with the flow OF the digestive juices o.
stomach and psncreas.
Therefore, the mental state OF the individual
has much to do (mcre than suspeete0 with
digestion
Brain is made Of Phosphate Of Potash e
the principal Mineral Salt, added 10 albamsn
and wstsr:
Grape-Nuts contain that element ss MOI.
than ons.haIl Of ali Its mineral salt.
A healthy brain is important, II one would
do things" in this world.
man who sneers at Mind" sneers At os
best and least understood part Of himself
That part which some folks believe LINKS "
to the Infinite.
Mind asks for q healthy brain upon vnie1
to act, and Nature has defined way 70 mAAe
q healthy brain and renew II day By gay - =.
is used up from work Of the previous day'
Natures way to rebuild Is by the use q
food which supplies the things required. bFs1
rebuilding material Ia certainly found n
Grape-Nuts
"There's Reason
Postum Cereal Company. Id
Battle Creek. Mich.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

A woman's idea Of q brave man Is
one who isn't afraid to 60 into dark
closet in which there may be mouse.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-09

Il am going to ask your father
tonight for your hand in marriage"
How dreadfully old fashioned you
are"