New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-03


from the fact that there were also at that
time thirty-two tri-weekly, twenty-sik
semi weekly. sixty-eight weekly. four fort
rightly. one three-weekly. one four-weeHy
and thirty four monthly publications In the
Dominion.
BABY-BYE REVISED.
Here's an inject II the tribe Diptera'
specific name Musca domestica'-
We will watch him,
You and l.
on his curiously appendaged extremties'
leaving trail OF microbes
Over babys nose
See him crawl
ith his six legs. each having e-jointed
tarssses his three-sectioned antennse
with the marvellous tactile tips way
inc before him
Seeking food with his spongy-lipped pro
boscis. hanging downside-up on tne
ceiling vet d on snpsngs 81 soe nS
He will never fall.
Byand-by ~
When we have finished our scientific. OBJ
servatons and made few Ihygienlc
suggestions,
Formerly considered harmless, but. now
classed h. scientists and physicians
as disease breeding pest to be ex-
yor n,nst lie, Puck.
In France. Germany and Austria much
is being written and spoken on the suo)ect
Of abolishing the forms OF addressing
women now IN Use. so that now the same
title may describe woman II she ne
married or unmarried One woman. writ
ing in a Vienna paper. says: Why frau
iein' and frau? The former which USED
to describe an unmarried woman really
means little woman and II that Is the
proper appelation for young woman
why should not the man who Is unmarried
he called a mannheim or little man
Once upon time this question would have
sounded ridiculous, but to-day we are fel-
low students and fellow workers with men
and have a right to ask that the old form
Of address which marks us as little be
abandoned The title which society gives
10 me brands me as unmarried, but no one
can tell by the Herr which proceeds my
brothers. name whether he IS married or
single Why the difference
An Old North State darky was sent 10 a
hospital in Charlotte for treatment. Upon
his arrival he was placed in the ward. and
one of the nurses put thermometer IN
his mouth 10 take his temperature, and
when the doctor made the rounds. he said
to him: ,,.
Il feels right torble, sab
Have you had anything to eat?'
"Yassah"
What did you have?"
a lady done gimme a piece Of glass to
suck. sah."-National Monthly.
"You must 90 to the little town NJ Wit
tichenau. in the Wendell. II you want TO
see queer wedding festival" according TO
correspondent There Is seldom any
love making or counting before the oere-
morv. The parents make the match AFTER
all matters pertaining TO the mans bust
ness and the womans dowry have heen
settled Then for fourteen DAYS the bride
and bridegroom attend mass together ana
then comes the wedding. The peasants are
we'll 10 do. and Il is nothing unusual IN see
five hundred persons az such festival
with thirty 70 forty paid servants. At the
church ceremony there are usually less
than a dozen present Then all march In
procession 10 the bridegroom home. on
arrival there the newly married couple
dance in front OF the house 10 the music Of
the village band. and the young wife goes
70 the cow barn and the husband 10 the
stable 70 bring 70 the dumb animals their
share OF the feast. A conspicuous feature
OF the bridal parade is the wagon on wnich
are piled the pillows. holsters and feather
beds OF the brides outfit
A North Missouri justice OF the peace Is
deeply impressed with the responsibilities
Of his Office The northern line OF the
fence on his farm is also the boundary Of
Missouri and Iowa One day the justice
saw his son and his hired man hghting
near II, and he ran TO them, shouting: /
demand peace IN the name Of the state OF
Missouri" Just then the combatants
clinched and fell against the fence. The
fence couldn't stand the strain and broke.
As the two toppled into Iowa. the squire
hooped: Give him he'll. son: I've lost
my Jurisdiction Miami tMoD News.
TUE INVERSION OF NIAGARA