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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24
ALL GAY

First Tramp-The doctor as order
ed me a bath.
Second Tramp-You do look pleas
ed about It.
First Tramp-'E's ordered me q
mud bath.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Aviator Paulhan, who has made
5000 out OF his aeropIane. says he
is going TO retire from the game.
This looks to 10 like knowing exactly
when to quit.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

We are told that there will be no
babies in these United States after
the year 2020. Another reason for
protecting our infant industries.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

New York is to have a ffty-eight
story building. Tenants on the top
floor will be reasonably safe from
porch climbers.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated.
easy to take as candy, regulate and inyig.
crate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

During the last "a years, says an
eastern paper. we have lost IS. 200, 000,-
zoe By FIRE. Even at that old made
quate water supply" Is still doing bust
ness.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24
"FuII Crew Act constitutionaI.

Washington, d. e. The "fuI
crew" act Of Arkansas, regulating the
size of crews on freight trains, was
held to be constitutional by the su
ipreme court of the United States.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

That proposed half cent coin would
be about right for most Of the things
yea get by dropping a l cent coin in
the slot
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

One mans attempt at suicide IS a.
tributed 10 TOO much hOusework IS
this q sign Of the times:
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

A London man who vas a contrib
utor to Punch has just died. leaving
a fortune of 6 5000, 900. and well bet
his jokes weren't worth It.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

A new play in New York is called
Bought and Paid For" However,
many a writer of vaudeville sketches
has no such luck.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

We are told that an Illinois woman
has pat an end 20 herself by jumping
int q cistern. Well, well,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Baseball bids fair 10 girdle -
globe. The Japs and the Cubans are
taking Kindly to it.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24
Wichita, Kan. Fire sweut.

Wichita, Kan. Three buildings
in the business center of this city
We're destroyed by fire, causing a loss
estimated at 500, 900.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

A New York publisher tells Us that
poor music sells best. SO we should
judge from the music we hear these
days.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Florida has a bride s~eventy-eight
years old, And yet there are women
Of forty who have given up hope.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

What do you think OF = hen that
laid 1000 eggs in p years and never
brooded? Can you beat II?
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Preaching produces so little practice
because people look on it as a per-
Torrance.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

An extraordinary duel Uas fought
81 France the other day. One OF he
duellisrs was hurt
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

The recording angel may take more
interest in your day book than In
your hymn book.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Garfield Tea cannot but commend itself
10 those desiring a laxative, simple, pure.
mild, potent and health-giving.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

The house cat carries germs in
doors and INDUCES out OF doors in
an excess OF vocal expression.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Pride has many q fall these sip
perry mornings.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Baseball talk has moved on from
~postmortems TO forecasts.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Much moonshine goes into pious
talks about making sunshine.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24
MOBRIDGE NEWS

THE mosRloos PRINTING co.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy relieves
pains In the legs, arms, back, stir or
swollen Joints. Contains no morphine.
opium, cocaine or drugs to deaden the
out all rheumatic p~oisons from the sys-
TEN. Write Prof. Munyon, SD aud Jen-
erson SITS, Phila., Pa, for medical ad-
vice, absolutely free.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

Moearoee SOUTH DAKOTA
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-02-24

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The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
BIG RACING STAKES
Detroit and Lexington Assigned the
 Two Biz Meetings.

Cleveland. May 26.-The American Association of Trotting Horse Breed CTS today announced the places al which it's great stakes for three year aids Of this year would be decided.
 The Matron Stake will be raced at the Michigan State Fair. week or September IS, the trotting division coming first and the pace division two days late. The Matron stake is worth $6.400 and from the payments still nr come is likely to be race of sS,00O.
 The championship stallion stake has been awarded to the Kentucky Trotting Horse Breeders Associauon for the annual meet at Lexington, Ky This is now worth sS,240 and is likely to exceed SIP 900 when all payments are in. The trotting division of the championship stallion stake Is sched- uled for Monday, october 9, and the pacing division for Wednesday, Octo Der II at Lexington. Ky.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
S2, ,5OO FOR STATE FAIR
 AT MEETING LAST NIGHT

ing" said Dr. Holland We must bring the people here and show them what we have gotv He made his do- nation in the uusual liberal manner.
 Captain & H, Stitt was present and though his name does not appear in the roste~ of donations, he announced that he would wait and see what was needed. and talked like his would be a very liberal one when it was mauc. Col. w. ]. Little not alone made q donation of $50 but suggested that he was going to be one who would also give lots of hard wark to the move ment, just to prove to the Ieglsla- ture and. the state that we can get along without any help from any
 souree.''
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
ATTACKS CAUCUS
La Toilette Predicts End of Party
 Caucus Agreement.

Washington, May 26. After devot ing practically the entire session to day to the discussion of the proposes reinvestigation of the election oi Senator Lorimer the senate adjourned without action. determined to procee again with the question at it's next sitting on Monday.
 Senator La Toilette concluded his four day speech and announced that when the voting stage Is reached hs would change his resolution to pro. vide that the senate shall elect an Tn vestigating committee of five from amoung the new senators.
 In his remarks MT. La Toilette at tackled caucus rue and denounced ths practice of selecting standing com mittees by caucuses as unnecessary he predicted the day would coms when the senate would dispense en ttirely with the secret caucus ant prophesied the general adoption oi the initiative and recall
 With the recall in use.' he said mo jackpot politician can hold his commission against the wishes Of the people he misrepresents."
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
WoLoAsT AND BURNS
Lightweight Battle at San Francisco
 Attracts Attention.

San Francisco, May 26. 6.--Champlon Ad Woolgast of cadillas, Mich. and Frankie Burns of Oakland, Calf, the youthful challenger, who are to bat tie for the world'se lightweight cham pionshlp in the open air arena here tomorrow afternoon rested on their oars today. and siege of training. The eve of the contest finds both ca ger to begin the twenty round jounr ney. Jack Welsh will referee. Lack Of condition will not be offered as an excuse by the loser.
 Burns Is on the short end of 10 to 4 book. Even money that Wolgast will win in eight rounds found read market.
 Wolgast has paced heavy comms sions to be wagered on himself at any price while Burns and his manager are reported to have staked much on the outcome.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
MADERO RESIGNS
 AS PRESIDENT
MAKES GOOD HIS PROMISE TU RELiN0ulsH OFFICE WHEN
 DlAZ QUIT.
conaratulates De La Barra and Ten ders His Services as a Citizen
 and Adviser

Jaurez. May 26.-Francisco l. Made ITO. in a manifesto to the people or Mexico tonight resigned the position of provisional president conferred up on him by convention of the revoiu- Ationists at the e'.y Of San Luis Potosi last October and called upon all Mex icahs to support Senor De La Barra as the sole executive of Mexico
 Senor Madero p;aces his forces at the disposal of Senor De La Barra and pays tribute to the character of the new executive, pointing out that he may well be considered one of us. ''
 The manifesto was Senor Madero's last act as provisional president.
 Having dclinquisher post which he believed did not permit him to enter American territory, he accepted to- night an invitation of Fl Paso officials to attend public reception in his honor next Monday, following wnch he probably will leave for Mexico City.
 Senor Madero in talking With the men tonight declared he regretted the announcement of senor De La Barra that he would not be candidate in the efection. He said he hoped there would be number Of candidates. Asked whether he would be candidate. he declared he would If the convention of his party named him.
 Though Senar Madero is inclined to wait until the governors are in stalled in Chihuahua, Sonora. S!naloa. Coahuila. it Is probable this will be ar ranged within the next few days and that he will be able to leave for Mex leo City early next week.
 From Monterey. state of Coahuila Senor Madero was informed tonight that the objection of the state legisia ture to Senor Carranza was that they ttihio;iiIh tihio;iihits 1t him in 6 follower of Reyes
 Madero telegraphed that Carranza
 is now an out and ont Maderist and that the legislature need have no fear in that direction.
 The following telegram tonight con |stituted the official notification or Senor Madero of his resignation or the provisional presidency: "Senor Francisco Leon De La Barra, President ad interim of the Republic lof Mexic.
 q congratulate you upon having re Iceived the post Of president through lthe accord of the contending parties and with the good wishes ofthe en- ltire nation. Today in a public mani festo resigned the provisional presl. idency. recognizing you as the presi- )dent ad interim of the republic. "As a simple citizen and heal oi
 the revolutionary party I have the fhonor to place myself at your orders I FRANCISCO I. MADERo.'
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

son in. The sheriff had started ont to call him when some one of counsel suggested that as his would be long evidence, and could not be concluded before the noon adiournmen hour, the recess be taken at that time. and Ell son called first in the afternoon.
 This was done, but in the afternoon the prosecuting attorney did not call for Ellison.
 Sid Houpt was the first witness used for the defense, and after his evidence was given a number of wit nesses were used to prove that he was in Texas at the time of the trag- cry after which adjournment was taken for the day. The full merits of the defense will be entered into to- day, and 1t may be that by nightfalI he defense will have used it's last witness and be ready to take up the arguments Monday morning
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
FOR INSULTING LADIES.
Visitor Arrested on Serious Charge
 and Pistol Found on Him.

City Detective Will Laughlin last night arrested ]. D. Manning visi- tor. on complaint that he had been posing on Central avenue and offer ing insult to passing Iad'es. When Manning was taken to the police sta ticn a pistol was found on him and that additional charge was made.
 The policy of offering remarks ana insults to ladies on Central avenue had become so prevalent of fate that many ladies would not even walk the stheet in the evening withou' an escort The work of correcting this condition Is one of the most plausible that any city officer coun undertake, and that campaign should be waged in this line is evi dent.
 The officers have done much te cleaning the city of the thieves ant the burglars but this class is as much detriment, and certainly ths pubic. and the good ladies of tho city will appreciate the fact that tht police department will curb the prac |tice.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
JACK ROGERS WINNER.

Jack Rogers. champion pool player of Canada. beat Tom Bunch champion of Oklahoma, the first block of aov point game 1s2 to 125. The game was played at the Arkansas Pool Hall and was witnessed by a large crowd. The final block will be p'ayed tonight Joe Britt. of Chicago, refereed.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

Beats anything ever pulled off in Hot Springst
 With many of the largest interests of the city not represented. and with hundreds not present who always have and always will continue to help the sum of s2.50O was last night sss;@se:ss ssse:ss by the citizens of Hot Springs as a pledge that the Arkansas State Far will be continued in operation in Hot Springs.
 The sum does not represent stock subscriptions. The money is given out right patriotic offering to an in stitution of our own which we will feature and maintain at all hazards. There was ginger and enthusiasm in. the meeting. Almost everyone present had something to say, though most of the speeches consisted or figures-nothing more or less, but Ijust plain figures which mean money and money was what was needed. Hot Springs last night established herself She was in the balance. was weighed. ard was not found wanting We need only about $s, ooo to have Ithe greatest state fair We have ever l had, and one third of that sum was subscribed last night It means tha'
 Jour people have responded to pat riotic call from one of her chief insti Itutions. and has answered one Of th< most important questions of the day We should have state aid. but VI
 are going to get along without It
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

Mrs. Fred Johnson has returned from Little Rock and Is accompanied be her mother Mrs. L. M Peacock and sister, Mrs. George Buzbee.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

Every day the subscriptions aodeo 10 this list will be published until The whole of the subscription has been raised to make the coming state fair the greatest that has ever been held in this section of the south.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

Harry Wescott ... .. $200 Missouri Lumber Go ... ....... 100 w. w. Waters .... ....... TOO Simon Cooper ... ..... 100 H. Strauss and Go. o.. 100 Hamp Williams ........ TOO Mountain Val ey Water Co. ..... 1uu Wilmington Stearns Go ...... 100 Robert Jones ...... ........ TOO Bedding and staiIeup ..... .'... DO Ostrich Farm -. ... 5u Albert Mendel ...... ..... .. 5u De Soto Springs ..... ... ...... 50 Geo. E McManus ...... .... 50 Pateurized Milk Co. o.. Do S. r. kennan ...... ........... 90 Little Insurance Co. 5U John c. Higgins ... .... % pr. c. Travis Brennan ...... 25 pr. T. E. Holland .......... 25 George SmeIszer .......... %
 "m. -onner ....,, ............ 70 Geo. Callahan .-................ 70
 Morris Drug Go ... ..... .... 25 pr. L. R. Ellis ........ .... z5
 Frank Joplin ... ....... 25
 pr. w. T. Wooton ..... ....... 25 E. F. Klein ...... ........... 25 E. M Cohn ...... .......... 25 pr. J. p. Randolph ...... ..... 25 J. w. Campbell ...... ........ 20
 Ed cross ........ .,...... 70 Geo. P. Leatherman .......... 25 W. s. Pierson Go. 25 M. A. Eisele .................. 25 Jesse Murphy ................ 25 George H. Lower ............. 25 Ed Speer .,................. 70
 Simon Mendei ............. 25
 Roy Levi ..............,.... zo C. Bell ..-...............- 70
 Hiram Wilmington ............ 25
 Mills and Lane ................. 25 Jackson Insurance Co. ........... 70 L. E. Sawyer ................. 70 John Jones ................... 70 |J. J. ledgerwood .....-.-.sss. 25A will Woodcock ...... 25 w. S Booth ................ 25 Jackson Pharmacy .............. 25 ID c. Richards ...,............. 70
 pr. c s. Van Lear ............. 25 St. Charles Hotel ............... 25
 Henry Schrader ...............- 70
 Chas. Davis ........,......-.... 70
 Waukesha Barber Shop ........ 70 An1is Hotel ......... ..........' 70
 Oliver Hotel ...... ............ "
 Arthur Naddie ......... ....... 70 lwill Willard . 20
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

EVERYBODY IN A GIVING MOOD GIVEN A HOUSING sENDoFF BY PROGRESSIVE BUSINESS WITHOUT SOLICITATION
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27

MOST ENTHUSIASTIC UNANIMOUS GATHERING HELD IN sPRlNos-cirIzENs Esrs RESPOND FAIR
The Sentinel=record., 1911-05-27
THE WEATHER.

Washington, D. C., May 2e.--on- clai forecast for Arkansas: lncreas. ing cloudiness Saturday. showers ana cooler as night or Sunday.
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-11-12
Room Size Rugs, Every
 One a Beauty

reled a little, got thrashed little, play ed a deal, and made trouble for the teacher after fashions common and usual with the young males of his species in every age.
 MT. Underwood is the best leader that the House democracy during recent7years has had The leadership of MT Bailey was utterly bad. The leadership of Will Hams was good, but might have been bet ter Mf. Williams has faults of temper, and is not best of politicians. There is in him too much fight, too little con ciliation. He is good at controversy, had a. consultations: excellent in argument while weak in expedients. Moreover, he is congenita extremist and does not believe that a half loaf is better than no bread. Owning not trace of the trim mer, if set to walk a tight rope he would infallibly have fallen off. ;,
 As the head of the ways and means committee MT. Underwood has shown himself to be the right man in the right place What advances are made b. the party in 1912 will be due largely him. He knows tariff in all its schedu,e wind ings, as a man knows the railways of his own house He has wisdom. He has tenn per and spirit, but is neither unreason- able nor vindictive. 1 have faith in the tariff thoroughness of MT. Underwood. If l owned the revenues of the govern ment, I shouldn't hesitate to employ him as night watchman.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-11-12
WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE GIVES
 HIS VIEWS ON UNDERWOOD

Writing in the December Cosmopolitan Magazine on "Underwood-Hous Lead CT" William Allen White says, among other things:
 Until the present session, MT. Under wood spent nose if not all of his House existence in the ranks of the minority the republicans had the House bridge which is no bad place for beginner. The House minority offers the oppoMun- itv to be great without being dangerous. Also. your apprentice statesman has chance to learn his trade before he Is seriously called upon to work at It. MT. Underwood received many fortunate years of House minority schooling be- fore he was made to assume actual re- sponsibility as a majority leader.
 Clear as bell, strong as a horse, sound mentally, morally, physically, MT. Under wood is upholstered by nature to hold his own and attract congressional at- tenton. In no wise nose led by bump tious conceit he possesses that rarest or powers, the power to wait. On coming to the House he did not seek to take the party lead from old-sters who had been there twenty years. Not that ne went to sleep at the switch. He knew his own people. knew where they and their interest belonged in the procession Of government. Auu,s lOl all his SefSi- ness of address, he was equal to saying .Norr whenever a negative made for popular right V
 In coming to the House, MT Under wood was lucky in that he was not too nervously fine. The House is like unto stone quarry, It is place for drills and giant powder Nothing is done there save by prying or blasting. It is rough coarse. heavy, numbering work-work for the crow bar, not for the sword. All IS as rudely coarse as any canebrake bear It is no place for wool foot, backstalfs artists The House is too narrow, LOG open. too well lighted, for their genus Your great House man will be one whose nature is not too finely drawn. He Will nossess qualities of the buffalo bull kind In the House, quantity is often greater than quality, and momentum counts TOT more than being quick
 There is nothing soft, nothing yielding
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-11-12

This is branch of marketing often neg
 lected
 Then comes health dependent on all of these causes and directly affected by
 many others For the sake of healthful conditions, with the organization to ap- prove. as they observe obstacles to the proper conditions with tact and kindly suggestions they can often correct an evil without ringing up the health officer or formed of the complaint 'phoned in, be- cause they never get to the end of their file. It is very easy to complain and
 very hard and expensive to gratify the 1 public.
 The Woman's Civic league has a
 broa field and it is going to cover 1t
 well. There should be more than 1000 members and with their many eyes look ing out for the citys homes and needs,
 and as many arms stretched out to lend a helping hand. Mrs. Orr, as president of the Civic league, will realize that she has founded another useful instrument
 to be used in the citys welfare. Maurice Maeterlink says that one bee can never make honey, for the reason that a bee alone has no intelligence. Bees succeed only by working for the good. of other bees. A single bee separated from the hive is absolutely helpless. yet hive of [ bees has a very great and well defined purpose and intelligence. Mrs. Orr has created "The Spirit of the Hive
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-11-12

average duration of three hours each
 The machine used by MT. Myers for the purpose of reporting is what is known as the StainsbyW Wayne embossed shorthand typewriter, which embosses the Braile characters, each of which consists of a combination of six dots, on continuous strip of paper one inch wide. This ma chine is strictly automatic in it's work ing, and the operator has no need to take his fingers off the keys until the work cf .dictation is finished. Mr. Myers notes were afterward transcribed on a tyos- writer of the ordinary kind.
 w. H. Thurman, general superintendent and secretary of the Birmingham insti- ute, pointed out that it is no difficult mat ter to train blind persons of average men- tai capacity to become stenographers: but his experience has proved that it is very difficult to obtain situations for blind 'stenographers when their training is com plete. The period of instruction necessary for the training of the blind pupil for shorthand and typewriting would be from two to three years .