The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-01-31
A Singular Dress
Parade
A Story Of the Future
BY SADIE OLcOTT =
Copyright by American Press Asso-
ciation 1911
A Story Of the Future
By SADIE OLcOTT


head, woman agreeing to accept all du.
ties of citizenship the same as men.
A battalion Of volunteer infantry
was organized by the government as
an experiment, under command of a
major. Trouble began as soon as the
matter of uniform came up for con-
sideration. The brunettes strove for
deep red with black facings, while
the blends favored either pale blue
or pink. The matter was voted upon,
end, the brunettes being In the. ma.
Jority, the red won A pattern for the
suit was adopted, the trousers being
very full and reaching only to the
knee. Since the first decade Of the
century, when women began TO wear
hats of different shapes. independence
in this matter had been continually
growing. 1t was therefore found i'm.
possible to agree upon uniform hat,
and each woman was permitted to
wear any shaped head covering she
pleased
The members Of the regiment were
ordered to rendezvous In camp. The
quartermaster. a man who had been
charged with the work Of establishing
the camp, provided only such equip
inent as he had been used to provid-
ing for men. During the morning Of
the date Of assembly the women sol
diers came flocking in, the quarter
master receiving them and instructing
them In the uses Of the equipment.
What was bis CONSERVATION to see
vans wagons, carts, without limit
drive up loaded with trunks, valises
and other articles Of baggage The
hat boxes alone, most of them prodi.
gious, occupied more space than the
belongings of regiment Of men,
He telegraphed at once for 500 hos
pital tents. which gave each woman
one for her baggage. Fortunately the
tents arrived while the weather was
yet fine, and no damage was done by
exposure. A dress parade was ordered
for o'clock in the afternoon, and peo-
pie focked in from city and country to
see this popular military ceremony.
When the call sounded and the line
was formed ii was plain that much
must be done for uniformity. Hero
and there a blond had disregarded
orders and had her uniform made Of
pink or blue. Some who were what is
commonly called spindle shanked had
their trousers made to reach the foot
But the greatest irregularity was in
the hats. There were small inverted
sugar bowl hats. Chinese conical hats.
hats with enormous crowns. hats with
small crowns, hats with brims as large
as cartwheels. Then there were feath-
ers plucked from every bird from the
humming bird to the ostrich. The gov
eminent inspector from Washington
put on a pair Of spectacles. and as he
cast his eyes along the line his brow
6arkened. But he had orders from
the inspector general not to be too
rigid with the battalion, which from
the nature of the case needed a great
deal of latitude.
The troops having been brought to
an open order and parade rest. he
walked down the front Of the line. At
the first glaring breach of uniformity
be reached he made few remarks.
He did not repeat them. The soldiers
whose apparel he had found fault
with. began a defense. which lasted
fifteen minutes and was not even dis
continued when the inspector moved
on.
As be passed along at the rear his
position might be noted by the woman
he was behind putting her hand to her
back hair.
Having gone through the inspection
perfunctorily he assumed his original /
position, and the major commanding |
was directed to put the battalion
through the manual Of arms. Her first I
order was Attention" the second
shoulder armsp At the latter order
every musket went up and every hat +
Of extra size was knocked off and roll.
cd on the ground A brisk breeze
blowing at the time carried many of
them away, rolling them over the pa.
rade ground.
The situation was very embarrassing
to the commander How to get the
hats back on the women's heads in.
vOlved puzzle. To break ranks dur
ing a dress parade would be unmili-
tary, yet the hats could not be per-
mitted to remain the sport of the wind
There were boys looking on who
might be hired TO chase them and pick
them up, but only the women knew
their own hats. The crowd looked ex.
pectant There were some jeers The
Inspector stood in a soldierly attitude.
with arms folded Decisions among
soldiers cannot be long delayed, and
The major was forced to act
stack arlnsw
"Break ranks aud chase hatsr
There was scurrying over the field
BY women who were fat and women
who were lean, tall women, short
vomen-indeed, all shapes. The fat
lnes fell on their hats and crushed
hem; the tall ones on STOPPING to pick
lp their property were knocked over
by the short ones.
Finally the hats were recovered. the
"fell in" and the ceremony pro
,eeded. When the band paraded the I
lrum major. who had been selected. f
# course, for her height produced a
7ery marked impression on the spec.
ators. Her headplece. the size aud
.hape Of n flour barrel was surmount-