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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06
MEN ARE HELPLESS AS chill
DREN
When Taken Suddenly Ill-Here is
a Common sense Safeguard.

Big, strong man is as a helpless
infant when he is suddenly ILL.,
The sturdiest chap in town usu-
ally loses his self-control. and is ut
terly unable to regard his condition
with the common sense that charac-
terizes his everyday actions
For example, He comes home
tired, eats heavy dinner and sits
down to read and smoke away u
quiet evening.
Suddenly he notices weight on
his stomach; then sharp pains
around his heart, and feeling of
suffocation Thoughts of heart dis
ease" rush over him, and in his
gaony he fears the worst,
His trouble was acute indigestion.
brought on by overlooking his tired
stomach.
A couple of Rexall Dyspepsia Tab
let's might have given him, relief
might have saved him hours of suf-
fering.
Carry package or Rexall Dyspsp-
STA Tablets in your vest pocket or
keep them in your room Take one
after each heavy meal, and ward off
Indigestion
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets relieve
stomach troubles by aiding nature
to supply those elements, the abb
sence OF which In the gastric juices,
causes the indigestion and dyspep-
STA They tend to aid the stomach
to digest all kinds OF food and TO
quickly convert it into rich red
blood
We know what Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets are and what they will do
We guarantee them to relieve indi-
gestion and dyspepsia If they fail
we will refund your money.
Three sizes, 25 cents, so cents, and
sl.0O. Sold only at our stores or by
mail, Remember, you can obtain
Rexall Remedies in this community
only at our store Paul G. Schulz &
Sons. The Rexall Store.
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Cause Of Writer'S Cramp.

A physician states that writer's
cramp and allied muscular affections
are induced by the use of too small a
penhoder. Many of the penholders
In common use are too small to allow
Arm grip to be taken. and the result
Is that the fingers close down tightly
In an effort TO hold the pen securely.
and the long tension results In cramp.
II those who write habtually will use
penholder three or four times AZ
large as those generally employed
they will never have trouble with
their fingers OF wrist. A good way to
enlarge the penholder is to take bit
Of flexible india rubber tubing. and
place Il on the holder This both
gives larger stem and affords an
agreeably soft surface. which does not
need to be grasped very tightly--or,
in other words. which does not tend
to slip,
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room with the bow window In which
her father was born Jean peered
about as If the very walls might wit.
ness her emotion as she surreptiti
ously dabbed the tears from her
eyes
Her emotions were very near the
surface. The utter desolation OF
the grand old home that had har-
bored her fathers boyhood, the very
bare room. that echoed her very
breathing had all helped to unstring
her nerves.
81 haven't seen the nursery with
the relationship border or the little
turret room that saw from the out.
side she said half aloud,
Jeans courage was at strangely
low ebb when. after seeing the nur-
sery she discovered small dark
stairway which led to the turret room
that she had set her heart on see.
ing.
Again lifting the fuzzy laces she
made her way carefully up the wind.
Ing stairs
SO loud was the beating OF her
own heart that she heard no sounds
save the imaginary ones Of her own
creation.
She turned the handle of the door.
the only one on that high landing It
was locked She tried again making
great noise.
The door opened suddenly after q
great sound like an explosion.
A huge man doomed up In the door.
way. His face was smeared and his
hair was that Of wild man. A tow.
el had been swiftly tied across one
side of his head
"Oh-hl" Jean shrieked and fell In a
heap on the dusty floor of the land.
ing ..
When she regained Consciousness
she found that she was lying on q
wide, soft couch; the face bending
over hers was neither grimy nor in
fact anything that suggested evil. 1t
stu wore the towel handaged over
one temple but the expression shining
In the eyes was tenderness, fear and
something that made Jean blush
Great Scott! ] thought | had
killed you!" he said In the deep voice
Jean had somehow expected.
She laughed and sat up among the
cushions. ut wouldn't have beea
your fault--I was shopping aud---rr
She broke off and asked quickly.
What are you looking att feel
nervous---is anything the matter With
'me?"
NO. I was only thinking how
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06
HOME CURE FOR
RHEUMATISM

DO net waste time nor take
chances of becoming a cripple o,
helpless sufferer from Rheumatism,
by trying to cure the disease with
external applications alone. Such
treatment sometimes gives relief
from the severe pain, or may re-
duce the inflammation Of a swollen
joint or muscle, but the effect can
not be more than temporary. Each
day the cause is allowed to remain
in the system Rheumatism gets O
fnner hold on its pictim. Purify
your blood of the inadmmatory uric
acid and then you yil cure the dis
ease permanently. The system wilI
respond more quickly and surely to
S. S. S. than any other treatment.
This great blood purifier possesses
The penetrating qualities necessary
to driue out every trace of mdte
matter from the circulation and
build the blood up to a nourishins
and healthfui condition. Only pure
blood can overcome Rheumatism.
Thousands have cured themselves OF
Rheumatism by using S. S. S., a
medicine made entirely OF roots,
herbs and batks; no harmful mineral
enters into its composition, and
S. S. S. is therefore safe for any one
to use. Book on Rheumatism and
medical advice free. SIS. S. is SOLD
at drug stores.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atianss. Ga.
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Musterole Means
Mustard Oil

MUSTEROLE is what Twentieth
Century science has made of the
remedy that your mother and grand
mother depended on. Thousands
who have used MUSTEROLE will
tell what relief it gives from Sore
Throat, Bron chitis, Tonsilitis,
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Ncu-
ralgia, Headache, Congestion, Plcu-
risy, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Pains
and Aches of the Back or Joints,
Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises,
Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds Of
the Chest lit prevents Pneumonia).
Doctors heartily endorse MUS
TEROLE. Many frankly recon-
mend it to patients.
For sale by leading druggists everywhere.
Many of these display the MUSTEROLE
sign (shown below in their windows.
MUSTEROLE comes in jars Of two sizes,
Csc and Soc. Accept no substitute. II J0ar
druggist cannot supply you, send 25c and we
will mail you jar postage prepaid.
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MnuNn CITY
Mr.and Mrs. Ed Scheerer

Mr.and Mrs. Ed Scheerer OF Pearl
street had as their guests Sunday
J, w. Bundschuh and son Horny
of villa Ridge. G. R. Wakeland OF
Cairo and Mr., and Mrs. Earl Giles Of
Mounds.
George Belts who was brought
home last Tuesday from st. Mary's
IDiirmary at Cairo where he recent.
ly underwent an operation is steadi-
ly improving. and contemplates tax
Ing charge of his grocery and feet
store on Main and Walnut street tht
last of this week.
The ladies' aid Of ST. Peters Epis
copal church will meet with Mrs. lri
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A Mail Carriers Load

Seems heavier when he has a weak
back aud kidney trouble Fred Ouch
rem, Mail Carrier AZ Atchison, Kan,
avs: 81 have been bothered with kid
aey and bladder trouble and had a
severe pain across my back. When
ever carried heavy load OF mail,
my kidney trouble increased, Some
time ago. | started taking Foley kid
ney Pills and since taking them
have gotten entirely rid of all my
kidney trouble and am as sound now
as ever" Foley Kidney Pills arc
tonic in action and quick In results
Try them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06

~ ~ --z ,ss1
Ann Arbor, Mich, Nov o.-- NOV
ng along with ever increasing mo-
nentum and leaving behind CORY
rail in the middle west, the Michi-
san gridiron warriors are now ready
10 lay violent hands upon the MOLE
kin warriors of Syracuse, Cornell
nd Pennsylvania The team is not
ct in world beating form, but, to
Judge from present Indications, is
,oing to be considerably more than
ither of the New York state elevens
)r the Quakers will be able to ham
lie. There are weight, speed and
leverness waiting to be welded to-
Sether into what western experts
ook upon as the most promising
tleven Michigan has had in years
Che Wolverines have a wonderfully
asst back field. There is not one OF
he quarters who cannot negotiate
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much YOU look ike 4 great pansy

much you look like great pansy
there among the green pillows
THAT Is rather a funny thing to
tell girl who is startled out Of her
wits and is wondering how she ever
managed to stumble on an evidently
sane man"
Working among explosives at the
top of vacant house" finished Dan
vers and Jean liked his laugh. After
joining 1t for moment she said:
Where is that awful room and
where am now 2"
you are in my DEM be said, "and
! 1t Is adjoining the awful one In which
| | make experimental was one of
| the latter that you heard blow up"
| Danvers laughed ruefully. lis It my
turn to ask questions? 2"
| Jeans eyes answered him.
who are you and where did you
come from? You don't live In the
| village--that / know
/ Jean wisely refrained from asking
him how he knew. Her courage had
returned but her nerves had taken
funny little turn and she felt strangely
afraid of this man with his steady
/ glowing eyes He looked like the
man who commands by the very ap
peal In his eyes.
Il was the guest at a house party
not ten miles from here Jean told
him. My father was born In this
house and came over to nee 1t. +
am Jean Winslow"
"Jean Winslow! My father and
James Winslow we're friends. Haa
your father ever mentioned John
: Danvers? At least--I have heard of
jean inslow'
The girl liked the way her nama
was spoken She laughed and ex.
tended her hand. Since we have
heard Of one another-we might
: shake hands"
1t seemed for the space OF second
as If the turret in the Winslow home
, stead was hung In mid-air.
i "Oh-h!" Jean cried after moment.
your head Did something hit you
before came?' She arose swift
ly and before he could stop her had
| taken of the bandage. Obi" sha
| cried again. Where will find some
/ water?"
1T Is nothing--a mere scratch,
Danvers said, but directed her to the
! small lavatory. ut doesn't need any
thing except that 1t would feel much
; better--if you bathed It," The hall
!. boyish JOY In his eyes brought a
. smile to Jeans lips as she carefully
dressed the slight cut on his temple
When the bandage was neatly On
again they went and stood by ths
tiny window OF the turret. Thel
seemed miles above the surrounding
country and Danvers pointed out the
big house on the hill.
THAT is my home" he said simply
Then he laughed They won't LEI
me make my experiments over there
lin case blow up the old home
| stead
[ You prefer to blow up--this one.
! my%father's birthplace?"
: | tuu buy Ailtb htu hOEfys IN
Z told her in deep, serious voice, 'bu
4 am going to make UP by cultivatinl
i the gardens and having the place pu
4 In perfect repair. Would you lik
J that?"
Somehow Jean understood all tina
Z he meant In the last short sentence
\ II you will let me help" SIN
smiled swiftly into bis eyes.
After a moment OF silence Danver
spoke.
If you will come over now and lie
the mater give you cup of tea
will drive you over the ten miles.
was invited to the house party" h
said and turned to look at Jear
How long are you going to b
there?"
h Jean knew that the appeal was Il
d his eyes and she looked only for
[. moment
l. "That--depends." she said, "upo
r. the new guests"
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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06

Combined with other simples
used in home medicine.
1t is clean, pure, white ONT
ment that does all the work of the
good old-fashioned mustard plas-
ter-but does it better and without
the blister.
MUSTEROLE GIVES AL
MOST INSTANT RELIEF
FROM ACHES, PAINS AND
SORENESS, AND NOTA Bills
TER REMAINS.
Instead, it has a delicious, COM
forting, soothing effect.
You simply rub MUSTEROLE
on'briskly and the pain is gonel
MUSTEROLE is SO penetrating
that it enters the pores at once,
stops the sharp twi1ges brings
ease and complete relief --and
,bfe AXIS up the congestion.
Mustard has been. family REM
edy for centuries.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06
NEWS FROM OUR NElGHBoRs


Finley of First street; and that of
the Congregational church, in the
church parlors, and that of the
Methodist church with Mrs w. A.
Dougherty at her residence on First
street, all on Wednesday afternoon
MI. and Mrs Ernest Grain and
children of Villa Ridge, spent Sun
day wi tn +, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Miller OF
Third and west Main street
Miss Mary Palmer viii return
Monday to her duties as primary
teacher in Lowell school, after an
absence of week. during which she
was confined to her home on ac.
count of a severe case of tonsilitis.
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eusIness Forms.

"Yon say that picture has Rem
brandts signature" We'll" replied
Mr., Cumrox, 81 don't remember ex
actly what the picture dealer said
Perhaps Rembrandt didn't actually
sign it. Maybe he only indorsed IT."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06

The most practical and altogether
effectual remedy for bee Ft'ngs is II
put ammonia on them immediately
this is a simple remedy, but the ap
'plication of ammonia will give instant
relief and prevent swelling
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06

a hundred yards in eleven seconds OF
less, and, besides, Carpet Craig and
Mcmillan are three OF the best dodg-
ers in the game this year. Thomp-
son is hitting the line with a whole
lot more steam and "get there than
he displayed last season, and the
way Yost has them now in is the way
the men will line up in the big games
this year, barring accidents. Gar
rels, who is playing left end, is a
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06
inadeauate Protection.

Yes" replied the old timer: views
got a pretty good lot o game laws.
But they amt complete"
Some things are still unprotected,
ehy'
Il should say so. What We want Ia
law that'Il keep the bears In these
mountains from comm out an scarin'
inouisitivs strangers to DEATH"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06

In addition to the wireless telegra oh
Chicago will now have permanently
noiseless peddlers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06

brother of the famous Jimmy Garrels
of the 04-'06 team. Wells, an All
American end Of last year, is again
holding down a wing position.
Coach "Hurry Up" Yost says he
would not want better man at
tackle than Captain Conklin. Pom
thus, while "a new man, has shown
surprising strength as his leaders
partner. The worst holes Hurry
| Up" found to fill were the guards.
Michigan felt severe blow when
she lost Benl ~>ok So far Amend
niger, a likely looking lineman, has
been used as Il guard while the
other guard has been Boyle, veter-
an OF last years team, Patersen, a
new man, is playing center. He
promises to be as good. ifnot better
than Cornwall, who played the po-
sition last year
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-06
One uiaadyantann.

Speaking OF the announcement by
scientists that people may become
energetic By eating raisins. the Ch,
cago Record Herald puts In the com
ment that the trouble Is that mos
OF the energy produced by eating ra,
sins has to be expended In remoynf
the seeds
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SPEAK oentiy

Speak gently, It's little tin
sropped IN he 1esrf's deep vel =
goci. the toy that II may brig eret'
~ shsu ,e,y 20 W t-"v,<-r "A
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23
A UNIQUE FUNCTION
Mrs. ]. A. Do Bots fntertainS
Friends at a "Patent
Medicine" Party

Solomon in all his glory was not
arrayed like one of these"
Solomon would have agreed to the
proposition had he looked in upon the
two score Sank Centre women who
were guests of Mrs J. A. Du Bots
last Saturday afternoon. Fact is,
they had not only Solomon, but the
solar spectrum as well, completely
"faded"
The, occasion was $ '1Patent Medi-
cine" party. The hostess, being a
physicians wife, thought she would
like to know where the money all goes
to: she was satisfied. before the func-
ton was over. that whole lot Of it
goes for patent medicine.
All sorts and conditions of patent
nostrums were represented by the
guests, who were logged out to the
queens taste. 1t was a unique affair
in every way. To describe the cos
tunes would beat Noah Webster to a
standstill; to tell about few and not
mention the others would cause a
permanent vacancy on The Herald's
editorial staff, which though possibly
desired by some people residing not a
thousand miles from Sank Centre,
might not be generally welcomed. So
The Herald eschews individual de-
scriptions, and confines itself to the
scriptural quotation at the beginning
of this article.
Upon entering the Du Bots home "a
large placard stared the guests in the
face. 1t bore these words:
s'Here's jolly fiimf1am;
Your hostess. Lydia Pinkham."
The hostess, asked to state whether
she composed this couplet bearing SO
literary merit, declined to COM
nit herself, so it is probable that
the name of the author is likely to go
down into history ''unwept, Union
ored and unsung."
The afternoon furnished fun in
ninety-seven different languages, and
joy reigned supreme. A delicious
luncheon was served. The place cards
were hand painted by Miss Carson.
Each contained Mother Goose pic
ture and the first line Mother Goose
rhyme. Each guest was required to
complete the ryhme.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23

phatic opinion, freely expressed and
applauded, that it is eminently unfair
TO bar from the foot ball team bona
fide student of the .'U" simply for
playing summer baseball in order to
earn money to help pay his way
through the school, and that the
sooner the foolish rule is abolished
the better.
The meeting broke up at 10 o'clock
with all standing and giving the fam
liar University yell. Those present
at the gathering were:
NJ. ID. Aygarn, Academic, 1904.
+. G. Fitzgerald, Dentistry, 1907,
Melrose.
Georgia L. Burgett, College of Edu-
cation, 1911.
Mabel Dryden, Academic, 1904.
Anne Cassidy, Academic, 1909.
H. w. Goehrs, Medicine, 1905, Mel
rose.
P. A. Hilbert, Medicine, 1893, Mel
rose.
L. L. Kells, Law, 1908.
H. L. Lamb, Medicine, 1902.
Percy Lambert, Academic, 1909.
X. A. Norsen, Agriculture, 1911.
A. J. Powers, Law, 1911.
Alice Quigley. Academic, 1909.
b. Smith. Dentistry, 1900, MelrOse.
w. J. Stephens, Law, 1896, MelrOse.
A. NJ Welles, Academic. 1877.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23
c ALL IS UNANl NJ Gus
Meeting of Church and Society Ia
vites Preacher to Accept the
Permanent Passionate
PREACHING WELL LIKED
After Six Months Without WithOat
Regular Services the Church
Will Have Minister

At meeting of the Congregational
church and society, held in the church
parlors Monday evening, unanimous
call was extended to Rev. w. J.
Brown of Mora, Mimi, to assume the
pastorate.
Mr.. Brown will undoubtedly accept
and will begin his regular ministra-
tions next Sunday. He will not move
his family here until spring, but will
attend to all the work of the church
and will be at the call of the church
on any and all occasions.
Mr.. Brown has filled the pulpit the
past three Sundays, preaching both
morning and evening. His ministra-
lions have been very acceptable and
he made such an excellent impression
that unanimous call was foregone
conclusion.
The meeting of the church was held
first, Jas. A. Norris, the clerk of the
church, reading the call and stating
the object of the meeting. Deacon
O. B. Boobar was chosen chairman Of
the meeting and Mr.. Norris officiated
in his regular office as clerk. The
only business before the meeting was
that of considering the pastorate P.
B. Hanson made the motion that the
Church extend call to Mr. Brown to
become its pastor. J. A. Caughren
seconded the motion and it was car
ried by unanimous vote.
The step to be taken i'm accordance
with church law was to hold meet
ing of the society to ratify or reject
the action of the church. The So
ciety meeting followed the church
meeting, Deacon c. NJ. Bryant ac-
cupying the chair and Jas. A. Norris
being clerk. On motion the action of
church was ratified by a unanimous
vote.
The members of the church and
congregation are congratulating them
selves on securing the services of Mr..
Brown as pastor and believe that the
work of the church will proceed with
new vigor. The pulpit has been va
cant since the first of last June, near
ly six months.
| Mr.. Brown is minister of wide ex-
perience, having filled pulpits at
Glenwood and Montevideo, Mimi,
Dickinson, N. D., and other points.
He came to Minnesota from Wiscon-
| sin.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23

of the BRIDES parents in East Kooskia.
EsThe groom is cashier of the State
Bank of Kooskia and the bride is the
youngest daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
F. A. Fem. Rev. Litherland per-
formed the wedding ceremony, in the
presence of party of relatives and
lose friends of the contracting
parties. The customary wedding feast
was served, and it was real pleasant
home affair in which simplicity reigned
supreme.
1.-THE young couple went to house
keeping Immediately and their many
friends here and elsewhere will wish
them married life of unalloyed hap
piness."
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23
QUIsT DOUBLES UP
Former Sank Centre Boys Takes
q Bride in His KOoskia,
Idaho, Home

The Kooskia, Idaho, Mountaineer
of November 10, contains an account
of the wedding there, on Tuesday,
November 7, of f. E. Quist, a former
Sank Centre boy. The item reads:
zone of the protest home weddings
ever held in this locality took place on
Tuesday evening of this week, when
Mr.. f. e. Quist and Miss Allene Fem
were united in marriage at the home
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23

Wednesday evening Mr.. and Mrs.
G. D. Marshall and Mr.. and Mrs. NJ.
+. Woodbury. entertained a large
number of ladies and gentlemen at
.'Five Hundred at h Marshall
home on Pine street: The evening
passed very pleasantly for all con-
cerned. Dainty refreshments were
served.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23

A recital of the above facts is per-
haps wearisome reading, but it is nee
essary in view of the statements
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-11-23

Mr. and Mrs. j. w. Ward, and P. }.
Tracy of the Northwestern Telephone
Company, spent Monday at the Ward
cottage at Ward Springs, going out
on the morning train and returning
in the afternoon. They said it was
fine at the lake.