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The Holly chieftain., 1911-09-29

"SO.EASY" ON THE WOMAN. Bv
supplying her with the most convenient
and reliable iron, her burdens are light.
ened and her troubles are lessened. Her
work is u pleasure, not drudeery.
"SO-EASY" ON YOUR POCKET.
BOOK. This iron utilizes to the hish.
est point OF efficiency the electricity it
requires. 1t therefore adds little to the
amount of your .esular monthly bills.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-09-29

~ an glad to write my endorse
9enf OF the great remedy. PerunA. I
DO 50 most heartily. "..Juiia Msri0we.
Any remedy that benefits digestion
strengthens the nerves.
The nerve centers require nutrition.
If the digestion is impaired, the nerve
centers become anemic, and nervous
debility Is the result.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-09-29
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Depsrtnent Of the Interior
u, S. LanA OAIce At Lamar. Colo.

u. S. Land O&ce at Lamar. Colo.
Septenber s. 1911.
Notice is hereby given ih. Jacob c. Fresh. Of Holly
Colo. who. Nov. 20. 1907. made Homestead appEcs
.ioa No. 90N (Serisl No. o3894 for southwest quarter
section IL. township 26 south. range 42 west. Of the 9Th
principal meridian has fled notice Of make ens
proof establish clam to the land above des.
crbed. before L. N ZsInser. United S.tes Commis.
sioner. al Holly Co.. tbs 18Th day Of October 1911
Clainan names witnesses: james McCurry Peter
j. Garbsr. Brady Hsinlne. Bert Levi. eli Of Holly Colo
Eugene NJ. Whitaker, Register
The Holly chieftain., 1911-09-29
Digestion and A..imi,.t;o,

C"3estion and Assimilation.
1t is not the quantity of food taken but
me s@ounf dizested and assimilated that
elve' strength and vitality to the system.
Nnsmoeriain' Stomach and Liver Tab
'ets inVisorate the stomach and liver and
enable them to perform their functions
naturally. For sale by all dealers.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-09-29
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.


u S. Land Oa6ce at Lamar Colo.
September S. 1911
Notice is hereby given tbs. James r. Roof. Of Honv
@. September II. 1905. made home I'D .pp
eson No ooao serisl No. 026 for southwe st quarter
section To- township south. range AZ west Of The sinh
principal meridian has fled Of intention to max. m.
hve,yesr proof to establish claim the land above de-
scnbed before l. ~ ZsGnser. United States Com.;..
.ioser at Holly. Cello on the 18Th day Of Oe,obsr Iai
~ Cisims1t names as Witnesses: Carey Bledsoe. Cb..
" " Sr.wfSrd Francis Tapey. James W. Smedey, sI Of
Eugene NJ Whitaker. Register.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Soaked" the Briton

A story about two members of the Eng
fish polo team, Captain Hardness Lloyd
and Captain II. II. Wilson, was narrated
with much amusement last month in New
York
The two young men-so the story runs
were expected at certain country house
on the Hudson during the hot weather
Their hostess had composed with great
care a program for them-a program be-
ginning with a cool bath after their jour
ney and running on through a motor ride
an open-air luncheon, a game of bridge
tea, ETC., and Immediately on their arrival
the program was put in operation.
81 know how fond you Englishmen are
Of bathing" the hostess said, and now
the first thing, / insist on your taking a
bath. You look so hot and dusty, I'm
sure you will enjoy IT,"
But the guests, in their polite, mild
English way, demurred. The lady. how
ever, was firm, and Captain Lloyd and
Captain Wilson, murmuring inarticulate
and vain protests, were led upstairs by
footmen to two cool marble baths.
They were absent about an hour. Then
looking much cooler, they came down.
stairs, went straight to their hostess and
said hurriedly:
1--WE are sorry to leave so soon, but we
only came to make a call and our tralr
goes now in fifteen minutes" washington
Star.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Onions, oil-Health

Since DR.. Frederick A. Kraft, the socialist
health commissioner of Milwaukee, made
his recent announcement that eating onions
and olive oil is preventive Of scarlet fever
and diphtheria he has been testing the
merits of his theory so successfully that
the oil and onion cure is attracting wide-
spread attention among medical men. :,
Health Commissioner Kraft has investi-
gated every recent case Of scarlet fever and
diphtheria that he could reach and he has
found that in no family where a case of
either disease broke out were onions or
olive oil used. He calls attention to the
fact that districts where onions are largely
used are free Of scarlet fever and dlph-
iberia. Consequently ne urged people
everywhere to overcome whatever dislike
they may have to the much malgned onion
and to eat It freely. You can slice Il ana
boil 1t in olive oil. You can eat It raw with
a little olive oil poured over II. The addi-
ton OF olive oil he considers important. and
the best way OF all, he says. is to eat 4
raw onion with oil at night Immediately
before retiring.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Dodging Tip Seekers

st. Louis BARRIERS have come to the
conclusion that the tipping system has
greatly increased the number of men who
shave themselves, and has brought about
serious condition In the barber's trade.
says Success. 1t is not at all unlikely that
this is true. Neither would 1t be surprising
to learn that many men take street cars to
avoid the tip extortions Of the cabmen,
that people choose those restaurants, II
they can find them. in which boys are not
hired to stand at the door and exact dimes
for hat checking; that travellers dellber-
ately choose day coaches where they are
safe from tip-hungry porters--in short,
that there is a general peevishness about
paying twice for everything one gets.
Various nationalities react differently TO
the shock of an exorbitant charge. Your
Frenchnen protests volubly on the spot;
your German invokes the wrath OF a pa
ternal government your Englishmen labels
himself rate payer" and writes letters
to the Times. If the BARRIERS understand
things correctly, the American prefers alb
sent treatment.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Long Chance for $3.50

What is practically a wager of $3.50
against $4,000 was made by Robert Gal
lagher, a Boston lawyer, on. the chance
that Hammond Braman, Harvard graduate
and broker will die without leaving an
heir to his 'spendthrtft fund"
The "spendthrift fund" Of 10000 was
created by Braman's father. GrenviiIe T.
w. Braman, who died in 1901, says the
American. The son inherited about $685.
900, besides the fund. When he left Har-
ward he went into the brokerage business.
Later. after he had spent several days in
jail because OF failure to pay a $500
award TO a man he had run down with his
automobile, he was forced into bank
ruptcy.
court decided that Braman should
continue to draw the income from the 500 =
600 "spendthTift fund during his lifetime,
but creditors obtained an order for the
sale at auction of the chance that Braman
would die childless. in which case the
fund would revert to his legal represen-
tatives.
Since Gallagher has purchased that
chance, the fluid will revert TO him II
Braman has no children. The creditors
get the $780,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Good Air, Good Work

The upper floors Of tall "skyscraper,"
exposed on all sides, are filled on each
level with 100 or 200 employees of a large
railway system. Promptly and vigorously
at 10 a. m. and p. M, at the sound of
gong, each employe discontinues work
and places weights upon his papers. One
minute later a second gong sounds, and
employees nearest each window raise the
lower sash to its fullest height. Imme-
diately flood of air rushes in, oven on
Gaines days, and expels the impure and
vitiated atmosphere, making a complete
change by the time the third gong sounds
two minutes later. announcing the time
for closing windows and the resumption
of work. During lunch time another
change OF air takes place. 1t has been
found impossible for the most delicate
person to catch a cold in a two-minute
exposure to draft, and no weather is so
severe that the same program cannot be
carried out with safety and produce stimu-
LUIS to the force Results A vigorous, am
bilious, red-blooded band Of headacheless
workers, including many rosy-cheeked wo-
men, a minimum sick list and a more con-
tented offlce-Business and the Book
keeper.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

work.. All her originality Is calmly crib.
bed" She listens while the one to be i'm
pressed says: II thought I detected your
clever touch"
Standing upon her aching feet, made more
achingly awful by the associated and sym
pathetic strike OF all her corns, she burns
with indignation at your appropriation.
Under her breath, she calls you name
that would add a novel sensation to her
function were she to speak 1t aloud. The
crimson rambler decoration would be pale
and embarrassing in comparison.
But you have not done with your nab
bling. Some one mentions the safe be-
stowal of an INDECENT invalid in a home.
And you smile and grab the credit. II does
not matter to you that young woman who
was self-supporting had carried the burden
OF the invalid for over a year. You gave
card party and started the fund that
finally secured the stricken one a refuge.
And you take all the credit.
You are a corroding, cankering creature.
You make those who conscientously en-
deavor to do their duty wonder whether Il
is worth while when you snatch all the
glory. There are mighty few OF us big
enough and brave enough to be patient
and Independent Of reward II a means of
elimination would be evolved that might be
embraced without too much risk, you would
be made way with instantly. For you goad
good people into frenzy OF irritation. You
discourage halfway good people by i'm
pressing them with the fact that you get
credit without working for It and they can.
too.
It's such a nasty. hateful, crawling under
the tent way you have. You are human
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
N0GI SEEING THINGS
Our Japanese COFrespOn-
dent Has IA Dream, but
Wakes Up Finally.

Hon. Edditur-Much thank
for kind invitation from Bee
Man for Nogl to rite some
more for enlitening Hon.
Reader OF Bundle Bee. But
Hon. Edditur speak of Nogl
as simple minded japanese"
Is NOgi to construct of sed
speech OF Hon. Edditur, sim
pie minded" as slam on in
tellect of Jap boy, or is same
speech intent for compliment
of Hon. Correspondent? / ask
to know.
(Uncle Aggi Sakki say / am
improve OF English rite since
one year has added wisdom to
Jap brane. So gratitude for
compliment from Uncle, for
relations so slow to behold
genyus in family,
/ am 30 puff for invitation
for rite OF more letter that l
have powerful brane thought
when ] decline on bed OF mite.
l have nifty dream OF litera-
ture fame, and read In Bundle
Bee more compliment OF me.
Sed. compliment say II Nogi
call at Bee office, check Of
$50 is wait for me. $50 Is frite-
full sum for Nogi, and nifty
temptation is II to call for sed
sum. SO / hike for Bee treas
ure. When arrive with
quickfoot-step to Bee office, ]
see nifty crowd fife for en-
trants to joint. l require Of
standby what for exciting. He
say to me is rite of Nogi
Hashida letter to Hon. Bundle
Bee, and when he arrive, he
finds great crowd who strive
for aksess 10 sed office for sed
$50, and he cry out 10 me that
all sed crowd say they are sed
Nogi Hashica, for TO get sed
$50. say 10 him with much
emfattics. II am Nogi Hash
ida"
Then sed Hon. Standby rise
in rath to me, and say 'Glong
ye slanty-eye Jap, or I'll block
yer mock off. We amt got
branes enuf for rite OF sed
Jap correspondence"
| 4 am protest OF Seu ueuull-
shiation, and he rise up in
strong Merican manliness for
strike OF me. I am square
for fife and whale way. for
him, upon which / am wake
by Uncle Aggi Sakki and he
salute me for smash OF nose
10 him In sleep.
Is man for blame for doings
IN mite sleep?
Hon. Bee Man is much
credit for boost OF commis-
sion plan. Commission plan Is
all rte. but Hon. Merican say
this plan Is not perfect adop-
ton OF commission idea. Say
Hon. Breen play trick on Hon.
Voter. But sed plan was
boost by Hon. Daily News. and
even Hon. VIII. spoke no
slam 20 plan. But because Bee
man scoop sed Hon papers,
sed edditurs rise up In peev-
I ness. That Is what Hon. Ken
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

And before can answer that 1 don't
cafe, so long as It's cold and refreshing
and not frowned upon by the deacons, he
pulls on me a list that sounds like a So
luton for dissolving metal or lesson in
rgdtmentary chemistry.
''pf Course it takes some of the zing
out OF the treat to be told that probably
the. vanilla soda is compounded of vitrol
or pfpssic acid. or that the raspberry
flavor would dye a pair of stockings for
bathing outfit with fast color. 1t doesn't
add 70 the keenness for, cold treat to
think that the chocolate sundae may be a
funeral Monday.
II don't see how man as apprehensive
for the American stomach as Or. Wiley is
c4n be so Stout and hearty. Nothing suits
hffn. He Says hard drinks pickle the In
terror into q sort OF soured preserves, and
that a lot or soda fountain wet goods tat
ter the Internal geography into stripes. lie
reels from ice water and says coffee tans
the tummyf into saddle leather And tea
gives one the nerves. He says lots Of stuff
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
49,
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Go
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August 4, 1911.

and
Lillian Armstrong, 1872 Franklin
Twentyeighh St.s
Collins
Anton Dymak, 1907 South First St. Train 1S05
Eldred Diey 1884 North sixteenth Lake 1909
Irene Grger Az Pierce Pacific f903
South go
f. dupont St Dupont
Maurice kuensky 1901 South Thirteenth 1894
I. LOOMS
High 1884
Roy Mansel 2s2S Vnton St Vnon
Twelfth Lincoln 1S9S
Roman Mjoxa 36s South Twentyeghth St. Conception 19O2
Thirteenth .19O4
Frances Murphy, 1921 Pinkney St. Lothrop 1S9s
2552 Henderson High .g..1S9b
Fritz Nelson s5s North Twenysixth Webster is9S
Mark Martin Nebe 2752 South Tenth St. High bt1S96
Myldred 1904 Point Miller
-
Helen Reineke, 2719 Caldwell Long .1sOl
Frances Rufne 2S41 California St. Webster
Ida Thiryhrd Franklin .1sOi
Willie Schuman 3O17 Burt ST. webster
Hill
Roy schwei 210S North Long 1898
1919 William Comenius
George Smith, 1889 Ohio Howard Kennedy
Paul Thoson Webster Webster
Elsie Weiland 1916 Ontario ST. Vnton 1903
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

IT is, not the silver that you eonfscate
Nor -do 'ydu absorb ther cluny doilies into
your beadbag 1t is the credit that you APP
propagate. - ,-
King Lear has given the world some good
wosaA to flrl at the thankless child But
had he known you, his invective would
have chosen you for its inflaming aim. In
stead. OF comparing you to the singing bite
Of the serpent,s TOOTH he would have sum
moaed adjectives descriptive OF the kahga-
roosiike leaping of a molar's jumping ache
You wafked in about twenty minutes be-
fofe .everythiag was ready for the receP-
tion. You sailed about suggesting change
an tha.,liRhting. and a slight modification In
thanboaition OF the punchbowL Then you
sbted.t me hostess" piece de resistance. The
n,aniel ana mirror in the library were COW
erexi. eyith.. crimson ramblers. 1t was the
rAai3Its bra careful and thoughtful effort
on the part OF the e1ver Of the party. She
had to,reEard, poeketbook. the effect OF the
flowers with the wall paper, and the amount
OF homegrown material at her disposal
with which she could exc out the florist s
limited and expensive greeneries.
You think q, festoon hanging too far over
the mirror could be draped back to advan-
taRe. Gratefully, your hints are accepted.
After you have run home and gotten into
your best clothes, you come back prepared
To Ssarn-new .launsls. Your tired, but braxely
smiling hostess hears you tell a guest,
whom she il anxious to impress that you
.-deeipued's the rambler arrangement she Is
admiringA Gall and wormwood mingle with
thas small talk the hostess Is dispensing.
She hears you appropriating her brains and
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
WHAT MOVE rs NExT9
WaterbOarderH at n Loss
as to How 10 Proceed
in the MIDDLE.

One inclined to carp might
extract some consolation from
the public announcement that
the Omaha Water Board
doesn't know what to do. now
1t has the authority to issue
the bonds.
Before election the water
boarders had q program en-
tirely mapped out, one of
whose features was the inn
mediate possession of the
plant. Now II is admitted
that the plant will remain in
possession OF the company
until the termination of pend
ing suits. After that time the
course OF the Water board
will be shaped In accordance
with the decision.
Another high-priced attorney
is to be employed to examine
the bond issue, to determine
II II is valid. II so, the board
Will sell the bonds. Beyond
this nothing is definite.
Doesn't 1t seem as II there
had been something like I'M
called for haste in the clamor
for the bond issue?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Nubs Of knowledge

Greenwich time is shortly to be adopted
in Portugal.
Ireland's population is now s,3S1, 1851, de-
crease since 1901 Of 1884 persons.
India is garrisoned by $1,000 men. whose
duty it is to protect territory of 1,773,0O0
square miles.
The first quarantine was established at
Venice in 1127.
To prevent lawsuits three peacemakers
were appointed for each Pennsylvania
county in 1888.
Poll tax existed among the ancient Ro-
mans. 1t was first levied in England in
1880 and occasioned the Wat Tyler rebellion.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

Bleat Of the Innocent Bystander

Nice hot weather reading! DR.. Wiley
says the soda. water fountain is dangerous, %
observed the Regular Fellow. II agree
with him" .p
Soda IL chortied the Innocent BY
stander. Here, don't strike me with my
coat In my arms I was just driven to It
by the summer heat and the fact that the
venerable Doc has cut off my favorite
: driuk. gJustras was virtually passing all
the hard liquor foundries and hurrying to
therrnearest drug store for a foamlng
bealer of strobbry ice cream soda. up
steps our official Mr.. Killjoy taps me on
the shoulder and says Young Teller. me
lad, do you know what you're ordering?'
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

sold at fountains isn't soda, a fact which
wives discovered long ago.
i've noticed that soda fountains were
dangerous when the snappy youth with his
hair reached up and his form clad in white
shoots a glassful so violently that Il
pops out and hits the customer in the eye
But it's more dangerous when the soda
clerk is a girl"
''why7" asked the Regular Fellow
You're liable to die OF thirst or old age
before being served" said the Innocent
Copyright. 1911. by the N. Y. Herald Coz.
Bystander.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
A ascentea" Church.

Visitors to the mosque OF st. Sophia, In
Constantinopie. notice Immediately they
enter a beautiful fragrance pervading the
entire building The solution lies IN the
fact that when It was built. 1000 years
ago. the stones and bricks were laid In
mortar mixed with a solution Of musk.
Those who laid these stones have been long
forgotten. but the infiuence ana fragrance
OF their work remain. -. = .-a
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Seats for Sinners.

Guilty stool was the seat Of repentance
formerly employed in the Scottish church
for the exposure of offenders against the
moral law.
The transgressor- having been deprived Of
church ordinances and duly taken to task
privately. was then compelled to make q
public acknowledgement OF the misdeed
prior TO being restored to communion.
Each culprit did penance by occupying
the Guilty stool in the presence OF the whole
congregation, and was openly lectured by
the minister on the enormity Of the Of
Tense. o..
Occasionally the offender was clad in g
white sheet, the stool of repentance being
painted black and placed conspicuously in
an upper gallery of the kirk.
School primers were first printed in 1885
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Our First Railroad

the turntable, the movable truck Of the
eight-wheeled car and the brake.
To build and equip this road cost $4,000
at the outset and nearly $4,000 additional
when the inventions OF Gridley Bryant
were installed. The movable car truck de-
vised by this gentleman was later patented
by others. Litigation followed which Is
reported to have cost $25O,OOO. and although
the inventor won his suit, he never re-
ceived any royalties and died a poor man
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

americas first railroad is stin in opera
t,on after eighty-five years OF continuous
service Built In 1926 for the transporta-
ton OF the huge granite blocks used in
the building of the far-famed Bunker nm
monument. the original roadbed, ties and
rails are stin intact.
This little line. only four miles in length,
running from the granite quarries OF
Quincy, Mass. 20 Underwater, was the birth
place OF the switch. the portable derrick
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Wise Mamma

Richard Barry. the we'll known anti-suf-
frage writer, said at recent anti-suffrage
dinner I'm Albany:
1.-The masculine tyranny that women COM
plain of is often a blessing in disguise.
Men are so -hideously, lacking in self
control, a young girl once said to her
mother. ...
well don't find fault with that the
mother answered. II they weren't most
girls would die old maids. ''-Brooklyn
Eagle. ... .
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Current credulities

You win be disappointed If you sing at
Che table
slep over a broom ana you win be an
old maid
To make child rise in the world carry
D. upstairs first,
~. - =. src
carry, an onion In your pocket and you
viii not have fits.
Pit the wrong foot cut OF bed first when
you get up IN the morning and you win be
cross all day Always get uD right foot
foremost
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
THE BUNDLE BEE.
WHAT


Suppose you had advocated a
proposition of great public
moment for many years; ana
Had talked for II in season
and out of season; and
Had gone before legislatures
and woman's clubs, and de-
batting societies; and
Had spouted II on street
corners, and wherever you
could get a hearing; and
Then, when the matter came
TO be put to its final test, your
friends had engaged a steam
whistle to help you make a
noise: and
Tie chief of police wouldn't
let I'M blow the whistle
Wouldn't 1t Jar you?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
snort,

With the tennis men, the
golfers, the sheriffs and the
shooters in our midst at one
and the same time, this Is go
ing TO be some sport center
during the coming week, re-
ceive II with our most respect
full assurance.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Rolled.

The eminent fount of wis
dom that spouts for the water
boarders doesn't seem to be as
limpid as usual. Its pellucidity
shows the effect OF its siren
uous efforts. A few days rest
may permit II to settle and
restore its wondrous clarity,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
SORROW.

Monday was a sad but glor-
ious day for Newbrasky.
Dude Archdale was beaten In
a boss trot at Detroit and
Grover Cleveland Alexander
lost a ball game at Chi on
that day. Slough!
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Coming.

That dust you have been
complaining OF merely marks
the progress OF the candidates
going around the first turn on
the primary tack. Wait till
they commence to come down
the home stretch.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
There.

Our pet little weather maker
hasn't been fool.ng around the
stops thirty-eight years for
nothing, Notice that rain2
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04

II may be recalled by many
that IL was the Magdalene
who poured the precious ONT
meat on the feet OF the Saw
Tor, and then wiped them
with her hair.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Memory,

Ye Editor recalls that once
a candidate in Omaha said II
he had to be elected by votes
from the Third ward, he
didn't want to be elected.
He wasn't.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-04
Passing.

Pas boys passed them all
going down. Now they are
passing them again going up.
Just watch that Rourke
family hustle for the next few
days. Going upl