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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
japanese Mushrooms.

Many varieties Of mushrooms, little
known in this country or in Europe.
are to be found in Japan. The most
esteemed Of these 10 the shii-take,
which 10 principally grown on the ev'
ergreen oak
Trees about six inches In diameter
are felled and cut into lengths OF six
feet The logs are SCARED on the
back. and are laid on the ground for
about three years. Then they are
stacked In rows in a shady place. and
soon become covered with the mush'
rooms. After yielding one crop the
logs are soaked In water, beaten with
4 mooden mallet and again set up.
In 4 few days new mushrooms begin
to sprout on them. The shii'take IL a
great favorite In Japan, being used IN
many dishes. but most frequently IN
soups.-Harper's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Tho ROLLING Tank.

Experiments have been carried on
recently by one Of the transatlantic
steamship companies with a view to
preventing ships from rolling in heavy
seas. Two small steamships have
been equipped with "U' shaped tanks.
filled with water, which flows in IN
opposite direction to the movement OF
the sea- thus oountsrbalancing it, o.
feet. With two tanks working tho
lateral movements Of tho vessels were
from three to four per cont; with ono
tank, from i've to six per cent; and.
without the tanks. from eight to four
teen Dor cont. The efficiency Of the
rolling tank has surprised even it,
inventors, and tanks are to DO In
stalled on tho largest vessels adoat.-
Hsrpor's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14

What Should BE Done With Parsnts.
It seems remarkable that with about
sixteen thousand new criminal stat
utes recorded each year nothing has
yet been done for the regulation OF
parents.
Children are daily, nay. hourly.
subjected to modification because
their parents commit some breach OF
modern etiquette or bstray hopeless
ignorance on some vital point, and
this goes on day after day and year
after year and nothing is done about
T.
Too much. Of course. should not bo
o1pected Of our modern parents: that
they know nothing Of geography 10,
for example, not necessarily to be laid
to thoir discredit. But that they are
hopelessly ignorant of slang, that they
sniff at cigarettes and rouge and that
they like to see plays where the vii
lain meets his just due and virtue it,
reward, and that they wear shocking
ly old-fashioned clothes, are all mat
tiers for public as we'll as private co.,
oern.
What are We to do with parents
who never drink anything stronger
than lemonade, leave their spoons In
their coffee cups, refuse to sit in roof
gardens until midnight and dislike to
ride In a motor going more than thirty
miles an hour?-Lifc
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
The Copper's Joke.

Ever go over on the east side?'
asked Rose Stahl. IT not, you miss
half tho Joy of living in New York.
Just for fun I made the rounds the
other day with a reporter friend Of
mine. A few blocks east Of the Bow
cry We observed crowd hanging
about a certain corner and approached
q policeman.
whats the row over thsrsr the
reporter asked.
THE policeman srinnsd. Nothin','
he replied. 'Nothin' but . wooden we'd.
din'.'
"A wooden wedding? The news.
paper man pondsred and reached for
his pencil: Who 10 it,
"Why. It's a wooden weddin',' an
swered tho policeman, In . matter-of.
faot voice. It's 4 couple of Poles
esttin' married. "-Youn4s Magazine
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Had Her Own Opinion.

o40 t5Or own OpSnSoUs
A soon a the Eastern States was
we'll out OF the Detroit river she hit
1t up at her usual speed Of twenty
miles, further augmented by . df'
teen-mile breeze dead astern. Tho
boat hustled some. After a time tho
breeze died down and soon the lake
assumed the oily appearance Of .
dead calm.
Up rose the lady-she lives In e.
Ninety.third street when she u at
home, and II 4 clever automobilist
The breeze 10 20 strong here" she
announced, that I shall have to 20
into tho cabin to seek shelter
why" said Z man who knows
her. there 10 no breeze 1t all. Just
look 1t tho lake. It 10 the boat that
IL making its own breeze. going
twenty miles IN hour"
The woman turned on him In scorn.
Nonsense" she replied. disdain'
fully. You tell me there IL no
breeze and here my hat 10 almost
blowing OF. l am surprised ut you.
We're steaming against q strong
headwind and everyone knows It but
you"
She stuck to 1t. too.-Cleveland
Leader.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Feminine Endorsement.

She advanced to the paying teller's
window, and handing in a check for
$50. stated that it was birthday pres
eut from her husband and asked for
nayment, The teller informed her that
she must nrst endorse It.
IT don't know what you mean," sho
said hesitatingly.
why. you see." he explained. you
must write your name on the back, %
that when We return the check to
your husband he will know We have
paid you the money"
20, 10 that ALL" she said, relieved.
One minute elapsed.
Thus the indorsement: Many
thanks. dear. I've got the money. Your
Soving wife, Evelyn."-Ths Southwest.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Making the "PIpe" Last Longer

Making the "Pips" Last Longer.
Many smokers have adulterated
her own tobacco. Parr sprinklod
~. piEeful with salt to make It last
c.rrr And 1t does. Parr, ono Of
,e most leisurely Of smokers and
,nges, of livers. made his sailed
i;c last an hour. There Is faint
.r$ckling as the salt burns, but no
ference in the taste. And It was
:.anh who, disdaining adulterants, sat
opposite and smoked in furious clouds.
%hcn Parr asked gently how he had
tai.ed this fierce dexterity. the reply
as Enthusiastically Lambs: Blu.
y ,-toiling after it. sir. as s-some men
,.,ci, after v-virtue!"-London Ctron.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Unreasonable.


Some men are not easily satisfied,
- witnessed last week in Ithaca. A
man attended what the country people
call a "vendue," and when q horse
weighing 1900 pounds and in fair con-
aition, although . trihe old, was put
up, he ventured . BY no means O.
travagant bid Of Is cents for him and
got tho horse. Notwithstanding the
fact that q halter worth not less than
half 4 dollar went with his purchase,
this man grew peevish because tho
euctioneer refused to throw in . horse
blanket. Some people not only want
the earth and the fullness thereof, but
. nice picket fence built neatly around
4 to prevent trespassing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Win Tact.

How did they break the news Of
her sudden bereavement to his wife?"
1T was done with considerable tact
and with every precaution to tighten
the blow. Her lady friend selected
for the task, said to her, II have some
bad news for you, Hilda, about James.
but It might have been . great deal
worse. It certainly is . blessing you
put OF getting your summer outfit,
for you will look simply stunning IN
WIDOWS 1eeds.'"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
DON'T SELECT YELLOW FOOD
u You DO, Says Dr.. GoodaIl, Your
Taste 10 Probably Low and
Vulgar.

An extraordinary food theory mas
been brought forward by DR.. J. s.
Goodall. lecturer to the Middlesex
Hospital Medical school. He declares
that when you enter a restaurant and
select 4 chocolate-colored food you
unconsciously show yourself man Of
taste and refinement; but II. on tho
contrary, you show partially for
rellow-colored foods, your taste Is most
probably low and vulgar.
Dr. Goodall. in explaining his
strange theory, says that he first made
experiments with animals. "A cat.
for instance" he says. rs very much
Influenced BY the color of its food.
In one experiment placed a number
Of pieces Of meat. each tinted dif-
ferent color, before a cat. The animal
looked ut each piece carefully, and
then selected tho red-colored meat
Dogs, on the other hand, do not appear
to use their visual sense like cats. II
tho food smells all right = dog viii
at anything.
Human being are very sensitive %
TO the color Of their food. BY making
Inquiries among caterers found that
ohocolate.colored foods were easily
the most popular among tho educated
classes. The poorer classes have =
liking for yellow. One Of tho reasons
Of this may b that they think such
foods are YiohQr than Others"
Pink IL BY far tho most popular
color with children. II child 10 Of
tered tho choice Of Z pink and yel'
low sweet, the pink variety will in
variably b selected. Curiously enough.
however. food artistically oolorsd
green appears to bs avoided By oil.
Dr.. q. Norman Meachen. the well'
known distetio specialist. upholds the
view that dinsrs-out are largely influ'
snced In their appetitas BY the color
Of the foods which are brought before
them.
'Oertala oolors." he says. stimulate
The aposGl1o and digestion. while 9TH
srs have the reverse effect. White
foods. such - white Ash. ars stdmu'
lants to the appetite.
''Personally. my appetite has often
been stimulated by certain ooloes.
have entered . restaurant With very
feeble appetite and ordered . steak.
The steak has come up . crisp. red,
dish, chocolate brown in color. look
1t It, and Immediately begin to feel
hungry. Brown baked potatoes have
also this effect on me.
1T 10 my theory that brown and
blue are conducive to . healthy Ape
tits, and to sit down to dinner In .
green.papered room always destroys
ones desire for food at all"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
MONEY MAKING As AN ART
No Question That America has sne
Best Bank Notes That Ar
Produced.

To say that Americans make tho
best bank notes in the world may
sound at first rather boastful. and yet
any history of the art and industry OF
aote-engraving which failed to record
that fact would be Incomplete. Paul
Revere was the first American bank
note artist, and from the time OF tho
chartering Of the Bank Of North Amer
lea under the direction Of Robert Nor
ris, in 1871, up to the present, Amer1'
can engravers have excelled not only
ii the artistic quality Of their designs.
but in their provisions against coun-
terfeiting.
The American style of bank note
has become the standard In the coun'
tries of Central and South America.
The experiences of the Brazilian gov.
ernment led the way In this, after varl-
GUS disappointments. First the much
Wanted Austrian system was tr1ed,
the notes being engraved and printed
In ENGLAND under that system. They
proved a complete failure. Counter
letters iourished. Tho Bra1ilians tried
bank notes made in France. and these
we're promptly and extensively imi-
tated ~ soon as the counterfeiteEe
could get the plates and paper ready.
Brazil tried German and English ~
adjustments, but still without secu1.
ing protection to the bank note circu'
lation, and at last turned to tho Unite4
States and found type Of bills prae-
tically impossible to counterfeit. %
it is no boast but q mere record OF fast
to state that Americans mako tho best
bank notes In the world.-HarpsTS
Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
A Close shave.

A Close shave.
The rich Miss Screocher asked the
minister Of her church what he
thought Of her singing"
Gee! What . hole to put . min
lister in! He couldn't lie and he, Of
course, could not afford to offend her.
What did he tell her?"
Told her he had never heard any,
thing like it."-Houston Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Parental Shrowdn0so.

Visitor-You used to want your son
Herbert to go out west and go to
farming, but see you've let him have
his way at last and sent him to col.
legs.
Mr.. Muntoburn-Huh! Think didn't
know what l was doing? After his
four years at college his allowance
will stop, and he'll naturally have to
10 to Kansas to be q harvest hand.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
.KAIsER'S WIFE is 4 PARAGON
Good Wife, Mother and Housekeepsr'
Highly Accomplished and Poe
SCISSOR Of Charming Manners.

The German empress, AZ well u
proving herself pre-eminently a sooo
wife. mother and housekeeper, has
many graceful accomplishments. she
IL very musical, and this forms q
strong bond Of sympathy between her,
self and the emperor, who Is . musl.
cal composer Of some ability. When
he desires to give his wife IN agree
able surprise he instructs the court
musicians to play some new compost
ton under the windows Of her apart
ments. Musical evenings with his
wife and family are one of the few
recreations in which the busy kaiser
INDUCES. The empress is fond OF
sketchinE. and is a clever amateur
photographer, having 1 collection OF
most interesting travel scenes. which
she photographed during her tour
with the emperor In the holy land.
She has great taste in the arrange
ment Of furniture and flowers, and
her private apartments are among tho
most artistic of any royal lady IN
Europe.
The consort Of tho kaiser II Z
charming mixture of the woman and
the imperial lady. Nothing which
adds to tho well-being Of her husband
and children ID beneath her concern.
In simple morning gown she will pre-
pare the emperor's coffee, and in the
evening. attired with taste and mag
nidcence and full Of gracious man
1eFs sho 10 every inch IN empress.
She invariably wears In her hair .
large. single diamond. which once
adorned the cooked hat Of Napoleon,
and IL seldom seen without tho diar
mond and enameled bracelet, which
bears inset licensees Of her seven
children, and = heart-shaped open
locket with \ portrait Of her hus.
band. In appearance the empress 10
tall. Of good presence, comely In face,
and generally smiling, while her laugh
10 ripping and contagious.
She 10 sweet and placid in nature.
leaves politics severely alone. but IL
much interested in social reforms. In
short. the German empress must have
been the selected Of tho gods a. help.
mate for tho clever. strenuous kaiser.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
unoonh1StlcatOd,

And Why viii you take up two
hours OF my husbands valuable timer"
asked tho social climber.
Because am going to do monsieur
in OIL" responded the portrait painter.
Indeed! Well, sec that you use the
best olive oil. We are rich enough to
Day for the genuine article, without
being bunkoed with substitution"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
IDEAS OF ANARCHY ARE MANY
Various Groups Have Opposing Thee
ries ~ to It's Idea and
Its Effects.

The word anarchy" was first used
In tho French form BY Proudhon In
1910 when he published q pamphlet
entitled. What Is Property" But the
basic idea Of anarchy dates far back
Of that point in history, for the world,
It may safely be said, has always had
ito malcontents and it, revolution
aries.
At tho present time tho word SIN
ply serves to designate q group OF
theories, many Of them coming down
from the dim past and not few Of
them visionary and impractical, &C.
cording to economic authorities. There
are several definitions Of anarchy,
each representing a different group Of
theorists. The idealist says 1t Is abso'
lutte individualism in both thought and
social activity.
Another group says that anarchy 10
n economic and social system whore
by the individual is free to produce
and sell the product Of his labor with
cut regard to social regulation or law.
stu another defines true anarchy ~ =
communistic Organization Of fndi.
viduals with perfect freedom and
equality obtaining among themselves
70 produce and barter without restric'
ton, the backbone Of It being COM
binsd resistance to all existing forms
o( order, law and government
An authority on tho subject says
that anarchy comprises all attempts to
destroy the existing social order, with
out reference to any system Of recon-
struction, and by resorting to any
means. fair or foul. by which indl-
viduals or institutions representing
constituted authority may DO sup
pressed. This. it may be added, rep
rssent4 tho popular conception OF an
archy.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Proa reos.

Peo3rO00.
They used to say that when you
cav 4 red-headed girl you would also
SEQ q white horse"
! "All that has changed Now you
look for . white motor car"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Its STYLE.

DO you know her cool impudenoe 10
IKE q condiment to the Others con.
versation."
"Yes; something Of what you nigA.
call Chill sauce"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
Got Chilly.

Got Chilly.
II once proposed to a girl In = con-
eervatory."
with what result?"
"A lot of expensive plants were
nipped by frost. "-Washington Her"
aid.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
ODD ANIMAL FAMILIES
SOME STRANGE ADAPTATIONS
HAVE BEEN NOTED.
Friendly Relations Often Formed Be-
tween Cats and Dogs-Story OF
French Chicks That Had 4
Feline Foster Mother.


have formed close relations are. OF
course, too numerous to mention. II
really seems as II there were no AMI
NAL friendship 70 strong and lasting
ias that between cats and dogs when
once it 10 formed. It Is well known
that mother cats when deprived OF
their newborn progeny will adopt
puppies. rabbits. monkeys or almost
any other tender young creatures tna'
may be handy. But there recently
came to light a case for which there
is no such apparent explanation.
A cat and q female fox terrier,
which had brought into the worls
their progeny at about tho same time
deliberately snapped their young, the
cat taking the puppies to bring up
and the dog the kittens. The OK
change was satisfactory, and both 1T
tiers were brought in good health TO
the weanable stage. Nobody knows
what led to such abnormal conduct
A somewhat similar case II reported
from Halle, Germany. A householder
ehere having 4 female cat and To-
male dog with families Of young, felt
that his house was in danger OF b.
coming q sort Of Noah's ark. and took
away and drowned all the kittsns'
The puppies found favor in his eyes.
Deprived Of her little ones. the cat
began to spell" the female dog IN
taking care of tho puppies. Az soon
- the mother dog loft her nest tho
hersaved mother cat crawled into It
and nursed tho puppies. Nothing
aoath. tho puppies took all that came
10 them, and throve prodigiously. The
ct licked them and took care Of them
% che would have taken care Of her
ovn.
A certain oat, tho story Of whose
career u vouched for By . cat club,
adopted . litter OF young rabbits and
nouzished them we'll. This cat was.
cor that matter. very sociable and in
elusive in her ukings. One year her
constant companion was = chicken.
The two ate habitually out Of tho
same dish and slept every night In
~ same Enclosure.
There 10 IN authentic story OF .
male and q female cat In France that
l12ved on forms Of perfect amity with
MI the animals on the place dogs.
chickens and what not: It 20 hap
pened that 4 hon which had 4 brood
of seven chickens was killed accident
lilly. The cat, which some two weeks
beeoro had been deprived Of her ht-
tens, appeared to observe tho predica-
mont Of tho seven little chickens. She
orawled into their nest and tho chick
cus. looking for warmth. nestled into
hsr warm fur, peeping gratefully. Tho
chickens. fed by their owner. throve
perfectly. and every day tho strange
sight was presented Of their follow
ing the mother-cat about the premises.
- II expecting her to md them food
after the manner Of hen.-NeW
York Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
TOO MUCH FOR father
LIKES JlMMY'6 CLOTHING ALL
but ROLLED TROUSERS.
Young Man From College Could Point
Out Plenty Like Thorn but
His Dad Would Not
Yield.

When the very young man from COL
lsgs entered dads" study. in tho new
suit. tho old gentleman, beginning at
the rainbow-bandsd straw, continued
his admiring inspection until he en-
countsred the tops Of the smartly-usd
md saffron feathers. Then his brow
darkened.
Stand OF . bit there, Jimmis," he
said, where the ught'll strike you fulI
there, by tho window.
Il like it well enough" said tho old
man. It'll it gets to tho shoetops. but
there's where weaken. jimmie
there's whore l draw tho line. You're
to 10 out to lunch With me. you
know"
yea" said Jimmie. but what's that
got to do with TT"
"Just this, my boy: The morning
paper says fair and warmer. and l no
uos you're ready for 4 splash through
the rain. refer to that four-inch roll
In your trousers. There's no chance
to 10 wadin' in q branch today. and
rains out O the question. Unrol your
trousers, lad, and let EN- fall over
your shostops sensible. Down With
EN-. Jimmie-way down! You're to
walk tho streets with your dad today.
and its lunch time now"
why, dad" said Jimmie. these
trousers ars the style made By tailor
that Knows his business. The tailor
put that roll on EN- himself. You
won't meet . boy in . mile Of Streets
who thinks anything OF himself.
dressed ut al. but his trouss9su have
that roll to en-"
THAT'S all right. Nmmie-but turn
I'm Downturn EN- DOWN."
A. they emerged from the building.
tAree young men entered. Jimmie
nudged the old man.
'Thersl" he said. what did ! ten
your"
(Thrs. pairs Of loud" rolled
trousers.)
-Four morsl" said Jimmie. keeping
count, % they passed along.
Three blocks and 20 pairs Of rolled
trousers were on Nmmis's side Of tho
argument.
Il reckon you've got . majority vote.
Jimmie" the old man yielded. Come
in, and order what you want for
lunch. But let EN- hang - they are
till We get back. then roll EN- up pri-
vate. and 20 where you're a-mind to-
but I'll be dinged II you'll walk along
the street with me looking like that!"
During the meal the old man didn't
have much to say. He appeared to b
doing some thinking on the side. That
night he said to Jimmie's mother:
DO you think you would have
pinned the violets on my coat that
moonlight night long ago. at the gar
den gate, whose latch clink was music
to my soul, il had appeared before
you as Jimmie is parading around to.
day."
'"rhcre, now" said Jim mics mother.
"Ycu're getting sentimental. I think
it would have been all right, II you
had looked as fine as Jimmie does to-
day"
We'll! Didn't II"
Yes, dear. Jimmie is just as tall
as you were then. and has your eyes.
and the very trick Of your smile. and
the winning ways that ="
Maybe so but. thank heaven, they
didn't wear trousers like that in those
days!"--F. L. Stanton. in Atlanta Con
stitutiOn.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-07-14
The uouaj Allm0nt,

Did the explorer suffer any physi.
cal ailment ~ q result Of HE TIP 70
the arctic regions?"
Yes"
what was IT,
Winters cramp." -,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-02-16
.%Sienkiewicz o "Domu
polskim'

z rokiem biezacym wycho.
|dzic bedzie Jako bezp}atny
|dodatek nowego pisma nTy-
godnika mod i powiesci" ),
miesiecznik ,NaRz DOM.
w porozumieniu z redak-
eva tego ~wydawnictwa Ku-
fryer Warszawski" zamiesz-.
CA nastepuiacy artyku} Hen
ryka Sienkiewicza p, t. Dom
'polski jego znaczenie", kt6-
ry pojawi sic W pierwszym
|dodatku.
,,Nieraz przycholzilo mi ma
mysl, 10 ten sam i%ndywidua-
linn polski, kt6rY przyczy-
nil sic tax przewaznie do
upadku pa6stwa, .uchroni}
|jednak cd zagfady nasz ma
rod. w tym gmachu, kt6ry
|zwai sic Rzeczaposp0lit9 pol
ska, Gle powiazane ceg}y zy-
II w}asnem zyciem i gdy
|gmach rnna} I'VE ME pre-
sta}y. Mocarstwa, kt6re po-
|dzieliiy miedzy siebie kraje
polskie, ME zrozumia1y i ME
|mogly zrozumiec. re to, co.
powodem ma}ej odpor-
|noSci ~pahstwowej, stanie sic
Fprzyczyna wielkiej odpornos-
'ci narodowe!. Niewatpliwie
.by}oby stokroc ola mas le-
tpiej, gdyby wiazad}a gmachu
|okaza}y sic silniejsze, ME-
|mniej faktem jest, De pc ME-
szczesnej katastrofie Polske
|trzeba byte zzbiiatW kazdym
polskiu1 os 'bna. q
to JUL Jest rzecz przechod1 ca
ca wszelkie padatWowe silly.