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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03
HappieSt Girl in Lincoln.

A Lincoln, Neb., girl writes, " had
been ailing for some time with chronic
constipation and stomach trouble. l
began taking Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets and In three days l
was able to be up and got better right
along. am the proudest girl in Lin
coin to find such a good medicine. {"
or sale by all dealers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03
"fOr Every Living Thing.0n The
Farm"

Free 500 page book on the treat
ment and care of Every Living Thing
on the Farm - horses, cattle, dogs,
sheep, hogs and poultry, by Hum
phreys' Vetinary Specifics F; also sta
BILE chart for ready reference, to hang
up. Free by mail on application. Ad'
dress Humphreys Homeo Med. Co.,
Corner Williams & Ann Sts., N. Y.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03
MEN WANTED
Wages SIS to $50 a Week in
Automobile WOrk...ThOuS.
andS of Jobs Waiting
for Competent Men
in All Parts of
the Country.

| addition to the immense number
now in operation about 100000 Auto
mobiles will be manufactured this
year and this means work for thous-
ands Of men qualified to Sell, Repair,
Drive and Demonstrate Automobiles
and Trucks. The Rochester Automo-
bile School will fit any man in few
weeks to fill any of these positions,
without interfering with his present
employment, get him a job and give
him an opportunity to make $40 week.
ly while learning. For information
write ROCHESTER AUTOMOBILE
SCHOOL, 215O Church St., Roches.
ter, n. Y.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

The editor of The American Maga-
zine received a manuscript with the
following letter;
"Dear Sir:-Since submitting my
last effusion, l have been burnt by
the sun Of Mexico, scorched by the
heat of Central America and blistered
by summer In Cuba, and now expect
to be roasted by the editors Of the
American Magazine And he was.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

Mr.. Southern and Miss Marlow
acted Macbeth" at the University Of
California's Greek Theater at Burk-
ley before an audience of 1000. 1t was
at night and only the moon and the
torches of the company provided the
light for the scenes in which the
tragedy was acted.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

A we'll known Des Moines woman
after suffering miserably for two days
from bowel complaint, was cured by
one dose OF Chamberlain Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale
by all dealers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03
Seemed to Give Him a New StOm.
aCh.

81 suffered intensly after eating and
no medicine or treatment tried
seemed to do any good" writes IL. M,
Youngpeters, Editor of The Sun,
Lake View, Ohio. "The first few
doses of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets gave me surprising re-
lief and the second bottle seemed to
give me a new stomach and perfectly
good health" For sale by all dealers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03
This Will Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children relieve Feverishness, Head
ache, Bad Stomach, Teething Disor-
ders, move and regulate the Bowels
and destroy worms. They break up
Colds in "a hours. Used by mothers
for % years. All Druggists, 25c. Sam
pie FREE. Address, A. S. Olmsted
Leroy, N. Y.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

The selectmen of Columbia, Ct,
have voted TO return to Mrs. Mary b.
Yoemans trust fund of $500 given
by her toward the maintenance of
Yoeman's Hall, the town building.
She objected to dances and similar
amusements in the hall and the select
men preferred the dancing to the
money.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

The business men Of Manila are
preparing a monster petition asking
that the Canadian Pacific steamers
make their city a regular port Of call.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

Buy it now Now is the time to
buy bottle Of Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t
Is almost certain to be needed before
the summer is over This remedy
has no superior For sale by all deal
ers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

London's alien population is in
creasing at rate of more than $4,000
a year
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

Suitor-I would like to see the
photo Of the lady with the $50, 900
dowery.
Matrimonial Agent-We don't sup
ply photos with the doweries. Wasp
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-08-03

One hour by wireless from Glace
Bay, Q. B., to Dakar, on the coast of
French Western Africa, is the aston
ishing feat accomplished by a recent
message.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10
CAVALRY team
PLAYS WELL

The Chinese team journcycd out to
I.cilehua yesterday and played the
Fifth Cavalry nine a game Of base
ball, In which the visitors carried away
the honors with them.
The game was fierce one from be-
ginning to end. and after much dispute
on the part of the cavalry team the
game finally ended in n win for the
Chinese team, 81.
II liz believed that the Chinese team
viii never again make trip tn Lcilo-
hua to play ball. They certainly were
up against II from start to finish.
Lingar who was In the box for the
cavalry, pitched grand ball. He kept
the Ceiestiais guessing right through
the game and was touched for only
three hits.
Assam. an unknown from the Chinese
ranks. was Lingar's likely opponent,
and he held the cavalry down to one
run
II was In the ninth that the home
team made its only run, through an
error by leftiieldcr.
Tie cavalry boys failed to connect
at an with Asam's shoots, Williams be-
ing the only member of the home team
to hit, getting hold of a ball In the
ninth and knocking 1t past third.
The visiting team made one run IN
the third and another In the sixth. The
cavalry boys were out in full force and
the visitors had Il stin time of It,
There were many kicks during the
match.
| The score and lineup Of the winning
team were as follows:
IChirese :. ....O 0 1 90 0 o.
ICavalry :. .......0 0 0 0 0O o Il
| Chinese team-Ah Toon, c.; Assam
h.; Apau, h.; Kan Yen, Oh; All Tin
3b: V. Ayau, S.; Hong Chack, IT,; Ell
Sue, CT; Kui Ia, RI.
Struck out--By Assam 7, Lingar 8.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10
HALE|WACLUB
GIVES CONCERT

The Ua,ciwa Glee Club gave n bene-
m concert and dance at the X. of =.
Hal, Saturday evening, which was well
attended.
The most interesting part of the pro-
gram was the Island song which was
sung nv eight girls, ACCOMPANIED by
the music club. Each girl represented
an island and sang a solo of the island
she represented. The girls who took
mart in this number were the Misses
Amy Avail, Hawaii; Ellen Pocpoe, La
mai. Elizabeth Avail, Maui; Mary IIao.
Molokai; Annie Kaunamano, Oahu;
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10
W. 0. SMITH,
Chairman of Arbitration
Meeting.


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uiins 'hc's W pIihS t"e BRAUN 'o'"
n'"hiues Oh b"SiishIheh an" h'"er'
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Tue n'ou vi lor""' 'o''p"''s' VIC ""'o
accomplished a'hohS OURSELVES
hau'cs anu s'n''e''eh' ,hc ''''es are
ripe lor peace feace Is 'ne o"'y way
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EUROPE IL weary vi preparing ior 'he
next war Inc people no NOT h"o"
Wherc inc money ID coming from W
pay inc uept alreauy nlasseu' hor can
'heir ruiers tel 'hen'. VASTLY ihoreas-
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OF SUBSISTENCE friceS are r'sihs u'e
worlu over mere are more poor
socialism Is canning ground 10 Tue
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u'''ons II Is qu''e sa'e 10 20 Oh srliu-
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10
americans and BR|TONS GATHER
NMEETING FOR ARBITRATION
Proposed Treaty Given Hearty
Endorsement by Members
of Two Nations.


ion between the United States and |
Great Britain.
II was the mass meeting proposed |
, few days ago by II. A. Taylor to
put Honolulu on record as in favor
Of the pending arbitration trcay, and
Honolulu went on record, with Il
house packed literally to the doors
and scores unable to stay for lack
of room. Amid unboundcd enthusi-
assn and spirit of broad fraternity
rarely equalled, the following resolu-
tons were passed:
Resolved, That this meeting OF
American and British residents of lio-
nolulu cordially welcomes the pro-
posal that the United States of Amer
lea shall enter into general treaty
of unlimited arbitration with the
British Empire, and II urges on the
senate of the United States the APP
proval and ratification of this most
desirable and important measure, be-
licving that such II treaty would ma
terially promote the peace of the
world and further the best interests
of these two great Nations.
Resolved, That copies of this res
olution he signed by the general COM
mittce presiding at this meeting and
a copy be sent to the President of the
United States, a copy to the president
of the senate of the United States and
IA copy to His Britannia Majesty's sec
rotary of state for foreign affairs
through the British consul in Homo
lulu"
II was u cosmopolitan and pic
turcsquc audience that gathered to
hear the representatives of the two
great nations discuss the principle
that is designed to make war cease
and to substitute the olive branch for
the sword. The stage setting, flag
hung and brilliant with color, was not
more typical of the brotherhood of
nations than the audience, for the au-
dience was made up of many ma
tionalitics, and the sailors from the
British cruiser Challenger were side
by side with soldiers from the forts
around Honolulu.
British Consul r. G. L. Forster and
Governor W. +. Frear occupied OPP
posite boxes, officially representing
the two nations. On the stage were
W. o. Smith, chairman of the evening
W. L. Smith and r. Give Davis, who
introduced and seconded the resolu,
tons, Bishop Restarick, and general
committee members, George II. Car.
ter, Robert Cation, Rev. John Us.
borne, +. NJ. Swanzy, George w
Smith, Dr. George Herbert, James
Wakefield, A. +. Griniths, DR.. Dore'
mus Scudder, and Robert Anderson
The quartet, A. +. Wall, George A
Brown, Miss Edith Rosslyn Collai'
and Mrs. G.. X Tackabury, also sa
on the stage, while the Hawaiian or
chestra, under the leadership of Capt
Berger, furnished music.
The program opened with Ameri
can and British melodies by the or
| ,bootro and fnllnwinp this tho nudi
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10
RANDOM AT RANDOM

in the sixth inning OF the Stars-St
Louis game there was IA race between
the two heavyweights, Iioopii and JOY
The former beat it to first and JOY
raced for third strike, which he
fumhled
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10

21S5 editorial rooms - 2258
business Office. These are the teIe.
phone numbers Of the d HlletiR
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10

Hardware, Paints and Oils, Ship.
ehandlery, Stoves, croeksry, oiassw
and Kitchen Utensils; Sporting Go
Guns, Revolvers ard Ammunition.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10
Hotel St. Francis
Union Square. San Francisco
Under the Management Of
JAMES WOODS
= AGING the beautiful parkS
= In the heart Of the city,

AGING the beautiful PARK
In the heart OF the city,
which Is the theatre 81
the principal events Of
the famous festivals Of San
Francisco, this hotel, In en-.
vironmcnt and atmosphere, ex.
presses most pleasantly the
comfortable spirit Of old Cal.
lfOrnla.
The royalty and nobility o.
the Old World and the Far
East and the men Of high
achievement In America who
assemble here contribute 10 the
cosmopolitan atmosphere Of an
Institution which represents
the hospitality and Individual.
fly Of San Francisco 10 the
traveller.
The building, which marks
the farthest advance Of science
In service, has now the largest
capacity Of any hotel structure
In tho West, and upon compile.
ton Of the Post street annex
will be the largest caravanscrys
In the world
WHILE THE SERVICE IL UN.
USUAL, THE PRICES AREl
NOT. =
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-10

IIoopii, one OF the heavyweights Of
the Stars, flelded his position well in
Saturdays game. ~
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06
Plying His Trade.

A man who had been caught In .
raid on a gambling house was ar.
raigned. not long ago. before a local
magistrate.
What is your trader" the magic
trate asked.
"I am a locksmith, sir"
"And what were you doing IN the
gambling den?" pursued the magis.
trate. What were you doing when
the police entered?"
The locksmith looked up into the
MAGISTRATES face with an expression
Of sublime innocence.
''Why, your honor" he answered.
ri was making bolt for the door,
Philadelphia Times.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06
aA aE eQeS
WEAK KIDNEYS, FEE
R9lJeveo URINARY AND MONEY
Y0oUOl9o. oAckAcNG, STRAIN
i've. DWELLING, ETC.
oAses pala In ths 0is16ss. kl1asso
aMd oaek.

Wsu,la't Il - .ses within Q vsak - .
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Sass2 pasaA0s q urine: tAs sssshsaA 90
~ boak-Gk-tAs-hsaA ashAs: ths settahas
80 paias - tie bask: ths Orsv1ng oss-
sls vsakasss: soets bssses Tie eyes: ysa-
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~ - oaklss: ~ esaA1s: uaaatnsa1
sAsst ssaaaA: sIss0asassass eaA ~ -
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havs Q ssslos fss tAass tsousias tAas
~ 60 Aa0saA -. "a u yes vast =
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saly Dsse. harmless rsDsliea. bat Il ~
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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06
Aaeeed.

A real Joke was sprung by stu.
dent at the Western Reserve Univer.
sity last week. This student suffers
from the stigma of obesity: 1t ap.
pears that even professors do not love
q fat man. After a particularly unsuo.
cessful recitation In English III the
professor said:
"Alas, Mr.. Blank! You are better
fed than taught
That's right, professor" sighed the
youth, subsiding heavily. ."You teach
mel feed myself Plain
Dealer.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06
svNossIa

Iistsbuss with the forged 'ne note. sGse Is tie e
John Gilmore. millionaire. A lady re-
Soess Hlakeley to buy her . Pullman
ockst He gives her lower II and re-
taanS touer y. He nnds q drunksn man
Lover 10 and retires IN lower
l.. ]: + .s:: s : :qs ssss
esa.staaAai evidence points to both
1aakeley and the nan Who stole III
clothes fhs train b wrecked and 1lake-
Iey reocus6 from burning car by Q
Siri u etus: His arm y broken. The siri
proves TO be Alison West. his partn6r's
sveet9sart Blekeley returns home and
1870 scdn he Y ~ S.ses survsill.ncs: Hoying
the wreck reveal 10 Blakeley q man leap
Ing from the train with his stolen grip
Invsctgation Reovss that the mans name
70 sullivan. Ars. Conway, the woman for
whom Blakeley bought Z Pullman ticket
tries 20 make bargain with him for the
torgeA notes. not knowing that they are
Hia,sos; Blakeley and an amateur de-
that Alison West had been there on a
VISIT and Sullivan had been attentive to
her. sullivan Ii the husband Of a daugh-
yer OF the murdered man. Blake eley's
houoe y ransacked by the police He
teefne tnet the affair between Alison and
ne pa!tasr = on. Alison tells Blakeley
yhem ehe was on her way to marry when
the wrsck came. II IL planned 10 give
MIS-. Conway the forged notes in az.
Shaale for sullivan. Mrs Conway kills
neeoeh and Bronson. and the ashes Of
the forged notes are found In the room
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06

"Oh, very WELL" he said with A.
sumed Indifference.
Hotchkiss just then escaped from
Richeys grasp and crossed the room.
Ibid you ever wear glassesf" he
asked eagerly.
Never" Sullivan glanced with
some contempt at mine.
''I'd better begin BY going back
little." he went ON sullenly. Il sup
pose you know l was married to Ida
Harrington about nvs years ago. She
was . good girl. and I thought . lot
Of her. But her father opposed the
marriage-Aed never liked me. and hs
refused to make any ssrt Of settle
ment.
Il had thought. of course. that there
would bs money. and It was . bad day
when found out I'd made . mistake.
My sister was wild with disappoint
ment. We were pretty hard up. my
sister and l."
was watching Alison. Her hands
were tightly clasped In her lap. and
she was staring out Of the window at
the chserless roof below. She had
set her lips a little. but that was al.
you understand, Of course, that I'm
not defending myself" went on the
sullen voice. The day came when
old Harrington put US both out Of the
house at the point Of revolver. and
threatened-I suppose you know
that. tool threatened to kill him.
MY sister and l had hard times
after that. We lived on the contin-
ent for while. was at Monte Car
10 and she was in Italy. She met .
young lady there, the granddaughter
Of \ steel manufacturer and an heir
ess. and she sent for me. When l got
to Rome the girl was gone. Last win.
ter l was all in-social secretary to
an EnElishman, = Wholesale grocer
with a new title. but We had . row,
and I came home. I went out to the
Heaton boys ranch In Wyoming, and
met Bronson there. He lent me mon.
ey, and I've been doing his dirty work
ever since"
Sullivan got up then and walked
slowly forward and back as he talked,
his eyes on the faded pattern of the
Office rug.
III you want to live in hell" he
said savagely. put yourself in anoth.
er mans power. Bronson got into
trouble, forging John Gilmore's name
to those notes, and In some way he
learned that = man was bringing the
papers back to Washington on the
Filler. He even learned the number Of
his berth, and the night before the
wreck, just - l was boarding the
train, l got q telegram"
Hotchkiss stepped forward once
more Importantly.
(Which read, think: Man with
papers in lower ten, car seven. Get
them
Sullivan looked at the little man
with sulky blue eyes.
1T was something like that, any
how. But 1t was a nasty business.
and it made matters worse that he
didn't care that a telegram which
must pass through a half dozen hands
Nas more or less tncriminating to me.
Then, to add to the unpleasantness
of my position. just after we boarded
the train l was accompanying my
sister and this young lady. Miss West
"a woman touched me on the sleeve.
and I turned to face-my wifsi
THAT took away my last bit Of
nerve. told my sister. and you can
understand she was in . bad way. too.
We knew what 1t meant Ida had
heard that was going"
He stopped and glanced uasasily at
Alison
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06
Bait for Burglars.

"John," said Mrs. Brown, sitting up
suddenly In bed. there's . burglar In
the place."
NONSENSE" replied her husband.
drowsily.
I'm quite right" she returned: II
can hear him distinctly crossing the
floor Of the room below. Now"-ex-
citedly; 'he's lighting one Of those
cigars I gave you for your birthday.
I heard him pick up the box and put It
down again."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-04-06
A FLYERS Joke.

Hubert Latham. the Antoinette ny
to pretty California girl.
"Mr. Latham" said the girl. as she
took her nineteenth walnut and let.
tuce sandwich. tell me. does flying
require any particular application?"
"Well.( no none In particular" Mr..
Latham answered. "ArnicA or horse
liniment-one's ~ good a. ansther.-
Pittsburg Gazette Times.