Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

time he is interviewed?
Why does Marstou Campbell occupy
so many official positions?
Why Motto Smith made such a
quick hike to Washington?
Why Alex. Lindsay is so keen on
the Lane case?
Why Auditor Fisher doesn't use the
laWnmoWer on his face?
Why Lloyd Conklng is so popular
with the ladies'?
Why does Superintendent of Schools
Pope always employ good-looking
school teachers?
Why Cupid is never a Jonah when
election arrives?
Why certain agitators insist on abol-
ishing the Office of High Sheriff?
Why Charlie Chillingworth is so
successful in the Police Court?
Why the Governor was so friendly
to Associate Justice De Bolt?
Why Henry Smith is so well thought
of?
why is Louis Horner such domino
fiend?
Why is Judge Whitney called "Ju-
yenile Bill?
Why Judge Robinson isn't promo
ted?
Why Judge Cooper wouldn't make a
good Governor?
Why Judge Kingsbury is SO popular
with the members of the bar?
Why Judge Parsons of Hilo reserved
his decision in the boundary case?
Why Judge Lymer turned down the
Chinese Consul?
Why Marshal Hendry doesn't sleep
home instead of in his Office?
Why Wade Warren Thayer is such
promising young author?
Why Willie FcnncIl didn't get the
billet of Collector of Internal Reve-
nue.?
Why doesn't Jimmie Lynch give
someone else a chance with the hula
girls?
Why is the general public so Wild
when Tax Assessor Wilder makes his
annual call?
Why does Attorney J. L. Coke make
so many visits to Maui?
Why Register of Conveyances AIer-
riam is 50 accurate and thorough in
his work?
Why does Josh Tucker buy SO many
hats?
Why Puuloa is so attractive to Jack
Atkinson?
Why is Paul Iscnbcrg getting so
thin?
Why does Chester Doyle hibernate
every once in a while?
Why is the McV. in DR.. Mackall's
name?
Why is DR.. High?
Why is Hugh Howell always ahead
of time?
Why Mayor Fern doesn't fire Will
son?
Why does Hanawaki Kruger always
act accordingly?
Why is Supervisor Harry Murray so
quiet lately?
Why did Supervisor Eben Low wake
up mule SO early one morning?
Why are Supervisor Sam Dwight
and johnny Wilson such bosom
friends?
Why does Supervisor Mcclellan in
sist on bucking the Solid Six?
Why does the Treasurer Single?
Why is John Cathcart so popular
with the Advertiser?
Why is Jimmie Bicknell one of the
most popular City and County Off
Gals?
Why is City Clerk David Kalauoka-
lani always nominated by reclamation?
Why do Bill Jarretts friends side
step an invitation to ride in his auto
mobile?
Why is bridge-whist considered an
innocent social game and tin kow"
misdemeanor?
Why is Chief Thurston always on
the water-wagon?
Why is it that Clarence (Clarice)
Waterman can always see into a clos
ed hack?
Why do some peoples promissory
notes require two indorsers?
Why does Lorrin Andrews wear
such pleased look lately?
Why should any newspaper lay
claim to be the leading journal, when
the E Il | G t II is published by
the Elks?
Why did John G. Woolley beat it?
Why didn't Eddie Quinn get mar
ried when he went to the Coast?
Why doesn't Kappelmeister Berger
get busy with an 20! You Governor
Frear' march?
Why did Rudy Buckley give away
two bottles Of whisky lately?
Why does Diclley Davis always
hand out the glad init?
Why Dan T. Carey always hold up
for the Irish?
Why DR.. J. II. Farrell is in training.
Why Billy Decoto believes in main
tanning the high price of beef?
Why Father Henning is regarded as !
an authority on dot speech-making |
pisness"?
Why Tom Skinner doesn't visit Ho- S
nolulu more frequently? {
Why George O'Ncill so heartlessly t
deserted the herd?
Why Murphy is called 'Technicality il
Jus?
Why Mort Dat doesn't cut off that @
lunch of tules?
Why Pop" OBrien has such win e
ling ways?
Why Gas Prescott is called the Sian
ered Oil Man? b
Why sunny Jim McCandless is
unnier than ever?
Why Charlie Rose to his present Of
1bS
Why McDuGic doesn't raid the Pa N
Ifc Club?
Why Rufus Robinson doesn't get out OF
directory?
Why is Governor Frear so pleased r.
yer the appointment Of Alex. Robert c
IN?
Why does Billy Hebron beef SO s,
UGH?