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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Rev =, A. Allen, rector of st.
Peters Episcopal Protestant church
at Atlantic City, says he would rath-
er see a woman drinking beer than
wearing a hobble skirt If the
woman drinks 4 sufficient amount of
beer, the result would be the same
as wearing a hobble skirt. That is
to say, she would find walking just
as difficult.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

A Kansas woman hid more than a
thousand dollars worth Of diamonds
in a hustle and after forgetting theis
hiding place, she appealed to the St
Louis detective department to aid
her in the search. The strange
part about this story is the discovery
OF woman, who would wear a
hustle in this age Wen, she's from
Kansas and perhaps that will ac-
count for it.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Secretary Of Agriculture Wilson,
says Americans can forever deliver
themselves from the Peril of high
sugar prices by raising beets and
making their own sugar Or course,
this does not include those Ameli-
cans who live IN apartment houses.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

The cable dispatches are al.
nouncing there is little chance for
intervention on the part Of Germany
in the war between Italy and Tur-
key. If the death toll does not grow
there hardly is any reason for inter-
vention Of any kind.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Passn~ of the Barroom

Will the prohibition movement.
SO far as making statewide laws eff
iectiye, has been failure, II has
caused men in the liquor business
to think, something they never did
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
NekAe.- Zz~,1e.cN-.
UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

The where and
bright the that lin
borne whore tums are
THE TIME those playful elgcs,
WORN ADVICE surly; and have to
selves and do Christmas shopping
duties that hatei in this dark
jobs which moars
sleeping. have O. In
bury; ss and our Christmas
shopping early That slogans dnned
alic until il fills
weak, human Such
curly;
Christmas
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Mary Swain Wagner, who claims
cerdit for having launched the
womeu's suffrage movement in Wis
consin, now says the movement is
periled by a trust" For the sake
Of the cause, We trust this is not en-
tirely true
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

A holy war has been declared by a
ians The Arab leader is apt 10 find
this holy war more difficult 10 win
in view Of the fact that the Christ
ians will be armed this time.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
TIE Ecaann.

"A clockmaker must be deceiving
his customers when ne tells them a
clock OF his viii wear for lifetime"
Why so?"
Because II is plain to he seen that
Us hours are numbered"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

If the present rebellion in tslina
is successful, all Chinese women will
be granted equal suffrage rights, ac-
cording to three Chinese rebels"
who are touring the United States.
Verify, China is awakening!
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

He--Ycs; it's very true, man
doesn't learn what happiness 10 until
he's married
She---lm glad you've discovered that
al last.
He--Yes; and when he's married
It's too late.--Le Rire.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Government experts, who have
been investigating the so-called
Sugar tfust, have reported to Com
gresham William Sulzer that there
is no such thing as sugar trust"
in America, We apologize.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Father has positively refused to
eend us any more money" said the
countess sadly.
'Ic has, has he?" retorted the
count. How does he expect you're
going tc eat them"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Warden-The prisoner refuses to
work unless he can practice his own
trade.
GoverEor-That Is but natural. Put
him to 1t. What Is his trade?
Warden--He Is an aviator, sir.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Natural EtvnoIooy,

Chauffeur means heat men,
doesn't It? | wonder why they cali
them So?
Probably because they are,general-
ly scorching."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
A Coward.

That scientist Is coward"
How so?"
/, He made the statement that wo-
mans foot was growing larger. and
when | challenged him to name the
woman he refused"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
September Circulation.

The above Is correct stateMtHt
az the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month of September 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this fifth day of October 1911.
LEO ] KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

What ye ta.iFg 'er your co;i, Hi,
RAM"
Rock ard rye
Don't your vie cDtect to the use
OF likker?"
Not for medicinal purposes"
Wen, Is II going TO cure your
cold?"
Yes; I'm afcerd its going to cure
II too darn quick"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

The office boy wants to so to tho
ball game today said the junior part.
ner.
Let him GO sad the scnior part.
ner.
But he's been every day TITS week"
We'll. unless he goes 10 the ball
game every day. how are the rest OF
Us TO keep posted9"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Il have no objection to the wom-
ems coming to the front"
Neither have J. If they only won't
bring the garden hose along with!
them"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Experience.

Mrs. Youngwed- husband is so
fond OF pets. They have dear little
kitty at his club he's so fond of.
Mrs. Oldwile--Y Yes. my dear, and the
more he goes there, the dearer the
little kitty is going to be to him.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Couldn't &c n Craze.

Winks-Your friend Jones is one Of
the finest pianists ! ever heard. Why
don't he 60 on the stage?
Minks-Wou rap His pane Id
too easy to pronounce.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

How do you think would be the
best way to settle this trouble about
Morocco?"
For somebody to get good leath,
ering~"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Chance Wsnten.

ut is pity that the Romans did
not know anything about baseball"
"Why?"
Because they could have had such.
fun using the gladiators for umpires. .,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Same Here.

Griggs-Does the New England eli.
mate agree with you?
Briggs-No, 1t doesn't even agree
with the weather predictions.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

sn't it almost time for Gaby
Deslys to receive "a black hand let
ter?
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
Circulation Statement.

Average number OF complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and SUNDAY during the
year 1910 ........... 22S7
Average number of complete
amp perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the
month of September 1911 209S
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
r~ ! -
AgkIICnEN


M lalE lay his hand
q Upon your heart gently. not
shifting il,
But ss a harper lays his open palm
Upon his harp to dgaden its vibrations.
To lensthen your life. shorten your
meals
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

"Did your friend, as he promised.
put you on the round OF success?"
Yes, he did the square thing"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Another dispenser Of the S107 900
campaign fund Of Senator Stephen.
son could not tell the Senatorial In
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Doc. Cook is almost infamous
enough to run for some political Of
flee and get elected.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Even the law exceeds the spec l
limit in Reno the divorce law.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Eighteen years ago a bank in Ia
coma, Wash. failed and its deposit
prs received nothing The president
vas indicted and while his trial was
pending, he jumped bail and disap
feared. Recently the banker began
sending money to the depositors
from Cairo, Egypt, and an inquiry
brought back the reply that he had
developed large cotton plantation
in the Nile Valley and would be abla
to send back 100000, which the
depositors lost, together with the in
terest, He also announced that he
woald make good his bond Put
ting two and two together it is very
Obvious that a certain planter. now
living in the Nile Valley. is beginn-
ing to realize there is no place jdst
exactly as nice as the United States
so far as the home-sweet-home fea-
tuTe Is concerned.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

vestigation Committee just exactly
what he did with more than $4,000
Perhaps this went for tips to the
walters who served the beer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Avoid Redunearee.
Where ten words suffice TO txpi oss
u Thought eleven arc too many.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

Men say It's smoke that lowers So
Against the hollow skies.
At night they see as lights aglow
The dragons thousand eyes.
Men see city there. between
The sloping hiIisides pent;
The dragon they have never sem
But there l. where she went.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18
"-Tkcu rat art fill Of s.irs, i::r1u'..cus
CITY, joyous city. - -4e..ie., A-.i 2.

Men sly Us smose across TIE Ills
The sulel, drifting haze
They say comes from tbs rssdess r.!ils
That whirr ,hrouSho the days.
Men say |, is city there,
city great in strength
Ii Is no city-it is where
A dragon spreads lis len-;h
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-18

bright and rosy.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
TAFT WILL DRINK
HAWAIIAN COFFEE

HILO, December 19.-W. S. Terry
has received, in letter from prom
inent coffee broker in San Francisco,
the following bit of interesting infor-
nation:
Il was requested by a cousin of the
President, a friend of mine who lives
here, to pick him up a first class sack
of Hawaiian coffee, as he wished TO
send it to Mrs. Della Torrey (Aunt
Delia), who lives in Millbury Mass,
and whom the President visits regu-
larly ! have been on the lookout for
a sack that cupped way up, and 1
found it in the sack marked No. 30
of the Enterprise lot. l sold it to my
friend and it is now en- route to Aunt
Della, and before very long President
Taft will be drinking a cup of it. If
he don't appreciate it he don't know
what good coffee is, but l am sure
that he will"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
RAISES BREEZE
CONTINUED from page four.)


At the close of the meeting Marston
Campbell spoke out plainly about the
advantages of having commission
instead of one man trying to handle
the whole affairs of the harbors and
wharves of the Territory. Mr.. Camp
bell said:
Il have just few remarks to make
on the questions under discussion. 1t
is unfortunate that so much foolish
discussion on the question of the Hilo
wharf matter has taken place. When
the board was formed it was a very
great source of satisfaction to me.
have had the active control Of the
harbors of the Territory of Hawaii for
over four years and have never had
the slightest trouble or discussion
other than the Hilo wharf matter
(past and PRESENT., and that connect
+ ed with the leaving of freight on the
wharves for an undue length of time.
l felt that the Board of Harbor Com
missioners were in a position to carry
out to a fuller, greater and better ex.
tent the duties in connection there
with than any one man, whoever he
might be, as superintendent of public
works.
ION the institution of the board
your chairman conclude that open
free discussion was to be the keynot
- of the board, and accordingly tn
. committee of the whole was estat
lished for that particular purpose, 5
il that all persons, whether members c
. the board or those attending the NEE
=. ings, would have an opportunity fo
= free expression of their opinions.
81 have nothing to say other tina
- this l think, in the future deliber;
. tons of this body, that we should COZ
!. fine ourselves to that particular idet
!. and I believe in so doing we will NJ
q only aid in the transaction of publ
business, but do away with other tina
.. the most friendly thoughts Of eac
CO other"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
n. SMITH
WINS LIFE'S PRIZE

The Christmas Life" announces
that Ernest n Smith of Hale Bros,
San Francisco, has won it's prize for
the best title of a picture which il
had in competition The picture was
of ballet dancer sitting on a rock in
a snowy field and talking with a Pur-
itan on his way to church. The title
was:
All, Brother Piery, which snail it be
Onward Christian Soldier" or abide
With Me?"
Life" says: "The picture was first
published in Life's' Thanksgiving
number and again in the issue follow
ing, November 9. The contest closed
at noon on Saturday, November 10.
There We're 25,436 answers re-
ceived over $500 envelopes were re-
ceived on Saturday the day of clos
ing. From all of the answers 213 were
selected among the probabilities.
Each of the five judges flour men and
OllG NOAlltluJ JOOh d StDdIdle llSI VI
these 213 titles and independently Sc
lected five which, in his or her iudg-
ment, were the best. This resulted in
twenty-three titles. Then each judge
made from the list a final selection OF
five titles, placing them In the order OF
merit. 1t was then discovered that
two of the judges had the winning
title first on their lists, one had it sec
ond, and one had it third, while one
judge did not have it at all. Several
of the best titles were not considered
by the judges, as they we're duplicated
of times OF Landing of the
Pilgrim thousands were received"
The prize was $1OO. Ernest N.
Smith is a former HonoIuian and Pun
ahou boy and the San Francisco CORE
spondent of the Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
M'DUFFIE GETS
REMEMBRANCE

Chief of Detectives MCDufie is IN
receipt of the following from Joseph
L. Anderson father of the young
ladies whose jewelry to the value of
$500 was stolen while they were
stopping at the Seaside Hotel:
"Metro5oi,-~n Club,
Washington Dec 8, 1911
"A. McDuiIie, Esq.
Dear Sir; | have just returned
from Arkansas and found my daugh-
tiers have received, in excellent condi-
ton, all the things stolen in Honolulu.
Please accept my thanks for your fine
work, and the enclosed draft as a lit
tie token of my appreciation. Very
sincerely,
"JOSEPH L. ANDERSON" .
Johnson, the man who committed
the robbery, is at present doing time
McDufTie did excellent work on the
case and his friends will rejoice to
learn that some "ha'pence" as well as
kicks occasionally come his way.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
CATHOLIC MISSION.
Christmas Services.

Cathedral (city)-First mass at 4:S0
a. m. with holy communion. Masses
until . a. m. 300, children's mass
with sermon and special music. 1920
a. m, high pontifical mass, with or
chestra and choir. 800 p. M, con-
tirmation for children followed by the
benediction of the blessed sacrament.
WaikiM-St. Augustine. Christmas
| Eve, midnight mass with special music
and sermon. Holy communion. a
! I'M, low mass.
PunahOu-Sacred Heart. Christmas
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
J. WALTER DOYLE.
CONTINUED from page one.D

NCOn Jlnueu from page OuG.J
price that made Doyle gasp, silk stock
ings that made him thankful he didn't
have a family of daughters to provide
for, and other articles that he couldn't
even mention without blushing pain
fully for Doyle is a modest man.
The letter stated emphatically that
it was the wife of Mr.. ]. Walter Doyle,
OF Honolulu, who had purchased the
goods in question.
After Doyle had got back his breath
and stopped yelling for help, he in
dited the following epistle and mail
ed it to the Seattle house:
I'm reply 20 yours of December 8,
will repeat again that l don't know
what this was for and furthermore
don't bother me any more with these
daffy-dils.
81 am not married, never was, and
if it takes all that to put clothes on a
woman, | never expect to be.
IF someone has palmed themself
off as my wife and you were foolish
enough to fall for it that's your bust.
hess-not mine.
81 have lived in this village for IL
years and as to the truth of these
statements l would respectfully refer
you to any bank or business house
here.
Wishing you the compliments o
the season and more wisdom in tn
, future, ! remain,
Yours very truly,
} 81. WALTER DOYLE"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
THE WEATHER.

Honolulu, Thursday, Dec 81, 1911
Local Office, U. s. Weather Bureau
Temperature, a, m; "a. M; lC
4. m; and morning minimum:
&C, n, IS, "a, &C.
Barometer reading: Absolute hui
midity (grains per cubic FOOT; rela
tive humidity and dow point at s
1. m:
1905, 1898, u, 90.
Wind velocity ana direction at 6 q
n; a. m; 10 a. m; and noon:
3N, INV, 4NE, line.
Fainfall during "a hours ending s
a. m, trace.
Total wlnd movement during "a
hours ending at noon, ISL miles.
WIN. %. STOCKMAN,
Section Director.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL
Paragraphs That Give ConGensed
News Of the Day.

At 2:5O this afternoon the ChiyO
Maru started to come in the harbor
after being outside from twelve-thirty.
The Territory is going to bring an
ejectment suit against the Coan es-
tate for Front street property in Hilo.
GRAPlNE grape juice drink sold at
Soda Fountains. Ask your soda works
bother for it. It is delicious drink.
CHANGE OF BALL DATE.
The date of the sailors ball was
changed this afternoon from January
to December 30.
Mrs. Edward Brooks, sister of Mrs.
Julia Along and Mrs. A. A. Montana,
died in Chicago yesterday. She visit.
ed here several years ago.
The dancing class of Miss Haver
auckland will meet as usual tomorrow
night, in the X. p Hall, and will con-
tinue during the holidays.
Primrose Pork Sausages received
! by the S. S. Sierra tomorrow morn
ing. Henry May & Co., Ltd. Tele-
phone 1871.
BY special orders, First Lieutenant
George D. Graham, dental surgeon, u.
S. A., will be transferred about Jan
uary ! from Schofeld Barracks to
Fort Shafter.
This evening representatives of the
business organizations and other citi
zens who choose to attend will confer
with the ways and means committee
of the supervisors.
Miss Powers Millinery Parlors viii
be open evenings the balance of the
week for the convenience of Christ
mas shoppers. Boston luilding, For
street.
If you want a ChrsrmaG present fol
/ your daughter or wife, buy her ;
| Wilcox & Gibbs sewing machine. Ben
/ ny & Co. have full lin, 1874 Bereta
mia street near fire station. Telephone
1888.
L The quarantine station people tele
/ phoned to the police station thi'
morning that Japanese on the islanc
were fishing for mullet with throw
/ nets in defiance of the law which
makes the present a close season TO
mullet.
| There is a reason my yod shoul
use Mrs. Anne Kearns' handmade
mince meat. There is a difference be
! tween handmade lace and the othe
- kind There is the same difference
that is the reason. All Beretania
Phone 1882.
Fresh California fruits and vege
tables in season, California Cocktail
and Eastern frozen oysters and "Puri
tan" Creamery Butter received by tho
S. S. Sierra tomorrow morning
Henry May & Co., Ltd Telephone
1871.
Fred L. Waldron, as agent of the
Harrison Direct Line, has filed a com
plant with the harbor commission
= ers, alleging discrimination in favor
of the Matson steamer Honolulan
against the Harrison steamer Grown
of Galicia in discharging cargo at
the Matson wharf.
Kahului longshoremen struck yes,
terday, on account of the dismissal of
some union men on dispute about
overtime pay They had appointed a
strike committee but walked out be-
fore the committee had seen the ship,
ping men.
Denis NJ. Keoho the postoffce EN-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
FLEET PARADE

There will be parade on shore of
the entire feet brigade, some time be-
tween Christmas and New Years.
Nearly 5000 men will march through
the streets, under command of Cap
tain Halstead of the West Virginia.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

Eve, midnight mass and communion.
1880, low mass.
Kalihiwaena-St John the Baptist.
Christmas Eve, midnight mass with
orchestra and choir. $50 a. M, high
mass.
Moanalua-St Joseph. 700 a, m,
high mass with special music.
Kaimuki-(Sacred Hearts CONVENT.
700 a. M, mass and holy communion.
1920 a. m, low mass and sermon.
Special music. 400 p. m, solemn
benediction of the blessed sacrament.
/ Oahu Prison-70O a. M, mass with
singing by the o. p. quintet.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

the marriage ceremony took place last
night uniting Mr. Louis M. Vivien and
Miss Constance E. Aflague, Both par
ties are we'll known in the Portuguese
colony of, Honolulu. The brother and
sister of the brid were the witnesses
! Father Valentin oficated. 1t was :
strictly private affair, no one bet"c
! present except those already mon
| toned.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

J. p. COOKE goes to Maui this week,
E. E. PAXTON is booked for Maui in
the Kilauea.
ROBERT McWAYNE will leave in the
Kilauea for Kona
w. o. SMITH goes to Maui in the
Claudine tomorrow night,
II. p. WOOD and wife leave in the XII
lauea for Kohala to spend Christ
mas.
w. A. GREENWELL, Of Castle &
Wilmington, leaves for Kona in the
Kilauea.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
The Housewives Health Is Precious

The happiness OF the whole family depends
strength the housewife
duties that she health.
moth equals
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
PERSONS IN THE NEWS


P. C. JONES will leave in the Kilauea
to make an auto trip around the
island of Hawaii, taking along with
him his four granddaughter, Helen
and Catherine Jones and Ruth and
Eleanor Gartley.
DR.. CROSS, assistant pastor of the
Old South Church, Boston, and wife
are visiting the volcano. They were
seeing the Orient and arrived in
Pedn just as the revolutionary
storm was bursting overhead there.
AS there was much talk of danger of
massacre Of foreigners, DR.. and Mrs.
Cross decided to make for home
again.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
Stearns' Wine of Cod Liver Extract

the peerless tonic and appetizer which
agrees with the most delicate stomach
and body building effects 1t has the Of
OIL millions in prasing its
value as resorer of health and vgo druggists
STEAMSHIP genuine
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

ploye who was indicted yesterday
morning by the federal grand jury on
charge of embezaling a letter belong,
ing to the United States government
was arraigned yesterday afternoon and
his bond fixed in the sum of $500
The grand jury has adjourned until
January s.
A Japanese woman and her baby a
month old had been missing from Wal
lulu since some time on Saturday
at last accounts. Her husband, Uchi-
da, refused to take the woman with
him wnen he left for Japan. He was
taken suddenly i'll when he reached
Lahaina and returned home only to
find that his wife and child had dis
appeared
The Public Service Association has
been particularly invited to have a
delegation of it's directors present at
the caucus of the ways and means
committee of the Board of Supervi-
sors to be held at the assembly room
tonight at seven-thirty. Several of the
directors on the committee of public
policy will be present to discuss with
the Board of Supervisors and the
committee from the Chamber of Com
merce the matter of framing the half
yearly appropriations of the city and
county.
Henry May & Co.'S Christmas trees
will be ready for delivery early Fri
day morning. Telephone 1871.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-12-14
SITUATION RE-
MAINS UNCHANGED

There is no news around town
regarding the strike situation. The
men who are out on strike are
conducting themselves in the same
orderly way that has reflected so
much credit upon them during the
past eleven weeks and has proved
that the conduct Of strike does
not mean that town that is
affected thereby must be turned
into n slaughter house. Inside the
Southern Pacific enclosure there
are over 400 men that are I'M
ploycd by the company and as far
as one can judge from the outside
the 'ailrOad company are getting
their trains over the road the
same as they have in the past.
There arc hundreds Of applications
from first class mechanics on the
file Of the various officials today,
but they have at the present time
all Of the men that they can use. -.
Sparks Tribune.