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The Keota news., 1911-12-15
GENERAL.


Colder weather through the country
has been forecasted by the Weather
Bureau in its recent bulletin.
Regular use of aeroplanes in trans
porting mail Is suggested by POstmas-
ter General Hitchcock in his annual
report.
John A. Riley, aged 67, only brother
of James Whitcomb Riley. the "Hoos-
ier poet" died at Greenfield. Ind, of
heart failure.
Six men we're killed in triple
wreck OF two freights and fast ex-
press train on the Pennsylvania rail-
road. near Pittsburg. Pa.
Five boys, all under twenty, of prom
inent families, confessed series of
robberies that have mystified the po.
lice for months at Rock Island, Ill.
Four women we're held up in the
streets of Chicago in the afternoon
recently by armed bandits. who threat
ened them with death unless they de-
livered their money and valuables.
Flying in biplane with Lee Ham
mond as pilot. William simonson shot
three blackbirds with as many shots
from q twelve-gauge gun. at Mineola,
N. Y.
The United States battleship Maine,
which sank beneath the waters of Ha-
vana harbor in February. 1898. as q
result of an explosion, was blown up
from the outside. This was announced
in Washington by the naval board
that has been examining the wreck.
Intimating that he is in possession
Of evidence incriminating organized
labor men who are higher up than
the McNamaras who, he says, were
mere tools. William J. Burns. the de-
tective engaged in the dynamiting in
vestigations. is in Philadelphia.
In the depths OF Cross Mountain coal
mine. at Briceville. Tenn, probably
one hundred men lie dead, while their
sorrow stricken families KEEP vigil at
the mouth Of their tomb, hoping
may be alive when rescuers reach
them. Eight mangled bodies have been
brought forth.
The principal plant Of the United
States Express Company at Jersey
City for the service OF New York City
and the vicinity was swept by fire
and practically the whole delivery
equipment. consisting Of 400 horses
and several hundred wagons was de.
stroyed. The loss is estimated at ST.
100000. The night watchman is Miss
ing.
With the big game season closed or
closing, moose hunting ended Novem-
Der s0th and deer hunting ended De-
cember 10th. it is estimated that about
10000 deer and 300 moose will have
ben killed in Maine, at a cost to the
hunters Of about 100000.
Miss Nora Haley. private secretary
and confidante of John J. Mcnamara
for more than two years, is In Chicago,
under surveillance of officials Of the
Department Of Justice, and will 60 to
indianapolis to testify bsfore. the fed
sral grand Jury.
The Keota news., 1911-12-15
Precise.

Precise.
The proofreader on small middle
western daily was woman Of great
precision and extreme propriety. One
day a reporter succeeded in getting
into type an item about willie Brown,
the boy who was burned in the West
end by a live wire"
On the following day the reporter
found on his desk a frigid note ask
ing, (which 10 the west end Of q
boy?"
1T took only an instant to reply
1.-THE end the son sets on, Of course"
Ladies' Home Journal.
An Acrobat Ho Was.
Bobby-This sailor must have been
. bit Of an acrobat.
Mamma-Why. dear?
Bobby-Because the book says:
Having lit his pipe. he sat down on
his chest
Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Gross Bag Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes.
It's humiliating to discover that the
folks who Ys imagine dsspiss u never
even think Of ~!
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

A man arrested for vagrancy mai
urally has pinched look.
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

Be happy. Use Red Gross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid blue. Delights
the laundress. All grocers.
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing syrup for Childfoo
teething, softens tho gums, reduces innamma
ton, allays pain, cures wind colic. SO . bottlA
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

slow?
Native-Slow? Say. nearly every
evenin' there's the gol dingest most
excitin' checker game at the store
you ever seen!
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

Our idea Of nothing to beat Is the
fellow who brags that he begins
where We leave of!
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

Too many "eye openers" will close
q mans eyes.
The Keota news., 1911-12-15

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Bag Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
conneetiout's Now Governor.

Judge Simeon e. Baldwin, Connect
cuts new governor. is the first Demo-
crat to sit in the gubernatorial chair
since Governor Morris retired In 1894.
During the campaign last fall Judge
Baldwin resented an attack made on
him by Colonel Roosevelt and demand
ed retraction. The colonel failing to
make a satisfactory reply, the judge
issued statement in which he an
nounced his intention of bringing suit
against the former president for SLAM
der. Later he refused to attend din
ner at New Haven at which Mr.. Roose-
welt was the guest of honor.
Governor Baldwin is native of New
Haven and is seventy years old. His
father was Roger Sherman Baldwin,
who was governor of Connecticut in
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
e. A. SPEAR
Sunday Services.
Woodstock
Vermont

Universalist-Rev. II. l.. Garfield,
pastor; morning service at 10. 80,
Sunday school at Has.
Congregational Rev. Benjamin
Swift, pastor. Morning service at
1890, Sunday school at 1850.
Young Peoples Society of Christian
Endeavor at 7.3o. Thursday evening
prayer meeting al 7.3o.
Methodist Episcopal-Rev. F. I.
Clark, pastor. Services Sunday:
. Preaching, 1890 a. M; Sunday
school, II.45 Il. M; Thursday
prayer meeting, 7.3o p. m. Sunday
evening meeting, TOO.
Catholic - Rev. II. J. Mailiee,
pastor Mass at ia m. evening
service at 7.3o.
Services will be held the fourth
Sunday of each month at Village
hall, Quechee, at 9 o'clock, and at
Barnard, at the town hall, on the
second Sunday of each month at Q
o'clock
St. James Church--Rev. II. Lee
Blanc Lynch, rector. Morning Prayer
and Sermon 1890 a. m Holy Com
munion on first Sunday IN the month
after Morning PRAYER. Sunday
School at noon. Evening Prayer
and sermon p. m. All are
welcome
Christian Services Sunday:
Preaching at 1890 a. M. Sunday
school at 10; Junior Y. P. S. c. E.
at 4 p. M; Y. p. S. {. E. at 7.3o
p. M; midweek prayer meeting
evening at 7.3o p m.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
NORWICH.

DIR. e. w. Clement Of Manches-
ter, N. H., was called to town by
the death of his sister, Miss Celinda
Clement.
James M. Brigham has returned
home after several weeks spent with
his son James in New London, Ct.
E. P. Sargent is again able to be
out. He has been confined to the
house for week.
Mrs. J.. Huntley is i'll with chicken
pox.
Rev. F. G. Clutter was called TO
Littleton and Laconia this week on
business. He returns the last of
the week and will then remain as
pastor.
Miss CeIinda L. Clement died at
the home OF her nephew, Fred Wal
lace, Feb. 6, after an illness OF sew
eral days, at the age Of 76 She
was native Of Durham, Quebec.
Funera Thursday at o'clock.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Estate of Chester Pierce.

STATE OF VERMONT, At Pro-
Hartford District, IS. bate Court
held at Woodstock, in said District, on
the 9Th day of February, A. ID. 1911.
Present, Thomas O. Seaver, Judge.
In the matter of the trust Estate of
Chester Pierce, late of Rochester, in
said District, deceased, testate.
Whereas Albert Clarke, Trustee of
said estate under the 10th clause of the
last will and testament of said deceased,
proposes rendering an account of his
administration of said estate and pre-
senting his account against the same for
the years 1908, 1909 and 1910 for
examination and allowance, at session
of said Court to be held at the Probate
Office in said Woodstock, on the 9th day
of February A. ID. 1911, at ten O'Clock
in thsforenoon.
And whereas said Court has assigned
and ordered said time and place for the
settlement of said account, and has or
dered that public notice thereof be given
to all persons interested in said trust
estate by publishing a copy of the record
OF this order three weeks successfully
in the Spirit of the Age, newspaper
published at Woodstock, in said District,
the last of said publications to be pre-
vious to said 9th day of February, A.
d. 1911.
Therefore, all persons concerned in
said estate are notified to appear at said
Probate Office on the day assigned as
aforesaid, then and there to contest the
allowance of said accounts, if they see
cause.
A true record, Attest
T. o. Seaver, Judge.
A true copy of record, Attest
T. o. Seaver, Judge.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
|. SNAPSHOTS ATT
CELEBRITIES
Joseph R. Lamar, United
States Supreme Court.

Joseph Rucker Lamar of Georgia,
recently appointed an associate justice
Of the United States supreme court,
comes from family that has won dis
tinction In jurisprudence. He is the
second of his name to sit on the SUI
preme bench at Washington. his kins-
man, Lucius Q. Q. Lamar, also q ma
tive of Georgia, having been a men,
Der Of the nations highest court from
1888 until his death in 1893. At the
time of the latter's appointment he
was a senator from Mississippi. Still
further back was the father of the
Mississippi jurist, who died while servt
ing on the supreme bench of Georgia
after having codified the laws of the
state by special commission of the leg
islature.
The new associate justice was born
fifty-three years ago and received his
education at the University Of Geor-
gia, Washington and Lee university
and elsewhere He was admitted to
the bar in 1S79sand practiced at Au-
gusta, Ga. until 1908, when he became
associate justice of the Georgia SUI
preme court. Previous to his elevation
to the bench he had served in the leg
islature of his state.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Tho tlumor of MORGAN.

J.. Pierpont Morgan is gifted with a
great deal more of humor than is gen.
orally known. Not long ago while in
London he was introduced to woman
who made some pretentions to peerage
Pardon me-" said the woman haughti-
ly. ITO which Morgans do you belongY
"Oh. we are an independent branch y
replied Mr.. Morgan slyly, "but we date
back to the Norman kings" "Ah, then,
you have coat of armsw Mr.. Nor.
gan dug down into his pocket and
brought forth shining American TWEEN
ty dollar gold piece. "This," he said,
''is our coat of arms. A few other
families have adopted the same en-
blem. But" he continued confidential
ly, 1--WE are gathering them In as fast
as possible"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
HUMOROUS CUPS
The Maid Of Ali Work.

Maid of all work, ere we part
Take away this wretched tart.
Let II in the oven rest
Till the fire has warmed It's breast.
Hear me tell you ere you go.
Do not cook my victuals SO!
BY the fish you could not fry.
BY the cat that on the sly
Left his milk inside the dish
And departed with the Ash.
BY these remnants OF the roe,
Hebe, you are far too slow!
BY the beef could not taste.
Burned to cinders (such a wasteD;
BY the pudding's darkened tinge.
Telling that it's had SINCE;
BY the pastrys leaden dough,
You will drive me mad, knowl
BY the dishes and the plates,
BY the rusty, dusty CRATES.
BY the broken pans and pots
(For you know you've broken lots),
BY the cash for these you owe,
Hebe. you are quite de tropl
Maid OF all work, when you're gone
And your tasks start upon
Shall tour the morning shops?
Can cook these mutton chops7
Can sweep and clean up7 Mol
Hebe, you must never go!
Truth.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Woodstock. VT. Feb. II. 1911
The Reciprocity Treaty.

In the interests of commercial
peace and prosperity, international
good will and the total Illustration OF
political humbugGery, it is to be
hoped that the reciprocity treaty
with Canada will be ratified by
congress with little delay, The free
trade scarecrow has been pretty
nearly worked to death by protected
interests on both sides of the line,
and now the opportunity arrives,
after years of talk, to get into cordial
and profitable trade relations with
our neighbors on the north.
"What about the Vermont farmer?"
vociferates. an exchange, with the
usual assumption of the stand-pat
protectionist that what's good for the
Canadian farmer must be the ruina-
ton of all agriculturists south of the
border. The Vermont farmer would
suffer mighty little in freer inter
change of foodstuffs and other COM
modities between the United States
and the Dominion there might he
some competition, = hay perhaps
would fall below twenty dollars a
ton--but the spectre of desolation
and blighted homesteads would stan
little show as against the advantages
accruing to some millions of people
in the United States, including three
hundred and fifty-odd thousand con-
sumers in this state.
Two at least of Vermont's repre-
sentatives in Washington have con-
sidered President Taft's proposition
to do business on fai~er and more
friendly basis with our Dominion
neighbors, and they fear the worst.
Mr.. Foster is quoted as saying:
It's all one way and that Can
ada's way"
The uproar in certain Canadian
circles doesn't corroborate the con-
gressman's statement.
Mr.. Dillingham; says "The agree
ment hits every article the Vermont
farmer produces.
In the words of an eminent figure
in thespatent medicine world, Sena-
tor, there is hope" Canada does
a fairly large business in cattle, meat
products, butter, eggs, cheese and
other foodstuffs, but England and
Europe have taken and will doubt
less continue to take the major share
of them; Canada's surplus of eggs,
a metropolitan statistician figures,
wouldn't last New York city more
thana day or two, and New York
city would consume her surplus of
vegetables in the same length of
time.
Mr.. Page is not radisting woe, but
thinks the subject might we'll go
over to the next session" The Age
hopes with considerable confidence
that Senator Page will get into har-
mony with President Taft with less
delay than that.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

Cape 1own once lived under so Be-
we're coue OF sumptuary laws that
anything like display was restricted
to the governor and his immediate
circle. Thus runs article . OF the
Dutch laws against luxury and osten
tation: mo one less in rank than a
junior merchant and those among the
citizens of equal rank and the wives
and daughters only of those who are
or have been members of any council
shall venture to use umbrellas" In
practice this restricted the possession
and use OF umbrellas 10 about atty
persuns In Caps Town.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Ono Lie All tho Time.

satan-I have called you in to ex-
plain this peculiar record. You are re-
corded with the same lie 1900 times.
This. is the only sin you have commit
ted. I am curious to know why you
told this same lie so many times.
New Arrival-Well. your majesty,
It's this way: My wife is very fat, and
every time we passed woman who
was the least bit plump she would
say, Am as fat as that?" And al
ways replied, Mercy. my dear; nor
Puck.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

]. e. Farwell, Of Amsden, whose
big barn was burned recently and
who was terribly burned while get
ting out a horse, is improving. One
horse refused to leave the barn and
persisted.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
NORTH POMFRET

Mrs. S. F. Leonard is on the sick
list.
Our people are all very anxious
for Mrs. Justin Bugbee, who is
critically i'll, but at present time is a
triHe better.
Arthur Dow was in town Saturday
night and part of Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Moore are
the proud parentsiof little son.
Mrs. Tinkham is sick at Carl
Jones' in Sharon and Mrs. Cole is
caring for her.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Seems Reasonable.

ITO settle dispute" said the caller,
II wish you would tell me what mad
der is"
Nader" answered the information
editor, lis a pigment the artists use
when they wish to produce what is
called a riot of olor."-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

II rather like the motif of that pic
ture" said Mrs. Oldcastle after she
had carefully inspected the new work
of art.
"Yes, SO do l." replied her hostess as
they were passing from the gallery,
"only both me and Josiah thought the
artist meant 1t for cow."-Chicago
Record Herald.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Where He Made IL.

"Hello, BinlSsT" said wobbles. 81
hear you've been in, the chicken bust
ness" 80
"Yep," said Binks.
"Made anything out of itT asked
Wobbles.
'yep" said Kinks. "Ten thousand
dollars"
'tTen thousand dollars in the chicken
business?" demanded Wobbles.
Nope. Out of It," said Binks.--
Harpers Weekly. 800.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

81 think" said Lucrezia Borgia calm
~ as she administered dose Of ia
maica ginger to her suffering spouse
II think shall devote the most of my
time this summer to writing my me-
moirs."
"Goodp' groaned the sufferer be-
tween spasms. 81 was afraid, my dear,
that you were contemplating the prep
aration of a cookbook"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
DEATHS

In Woodstock. Jan. 90. Henry w. Ray
p.ond, aged 10 years, month, 4 days.
In Twin Falls. Idaho. Feb. list, Ruth.
only daughter of Mr.. andlMr J. II. Seaver.
aged year and months.
In Bridgewater Center. Feb 2, Jennie l.
George, wife of Rufus E. Maynard, aged
"A years 8 months, IS days.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Rehearsed.

Charles-7When asked her IL she
would be mine she put her arms
around my neck and whispered that
she was 80 happy.
Amy-Yes. that is what she told me
she was going to do, and. what's more.
/ happen to know that she has been
practicing 1t with Cousin Tom for ever
and ever so long.-New York Journal.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Cautious.

Jones (who has brought home a
friend to spend the night)-Do you
think II necessary for me to ask him
II he wants to take bath?
Mrs. Jones--Now, you know | don't
want that bathroom upset II possible.
why not ask him IL he really needs
one?--Brooklyn Eagle.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
At west Point.

The Pretty visitor-And who is that
handsome officer?
The Gay Cadet-That is the fencing
master.
The p. V.-Oh, yes. He's the one
who instructs you in picket duty. what?
cleveland Leader.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Minority Rule.

"The idea of letting minority rule"
said the statesman. sis impractical"
Il guess" replied the plain citizen
thoughtfully, "that you never lived In
a household where all the grownups
were constantly occupied in trying to
keep one baby pleased."- Washington
Star
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
His Salad DAYS.

Observation-Disclosures was eating grass.
Anyway, l can ask friends to din
ner unexpectedly without being afraid
the grub won't go around" he boosted.
Thus we see every cloud, etc.-New
York Sun.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Ran into Woman.

Mrs. Horace c. Pease OF Hartford
was run into by q sled load Of coast
ers the other day and was uncon-
scious several hours.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
A Boomerana.

whats the matter with your head ?"
asked the first gbunko man.
"a farmer I met today just banged
me there with his carpetbag.r replied
the other M Yg-s
at must, have been pretty hard
carpetbag."
Eyes: 1t had d gold brick In II that
sold him yesterday."--Catholic Stand
ard and Times,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Realism.

"That actress sheds real tears at
every performance"
Eyes. she is moved by her deep SYM
pathy for the managers distress when
he gives up real money Washington
Star.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Beyond Words.

Doctor-Are you Ill? Let me see
your tongue.
Poet-Ah, It is no use! No tongue
can tell how bad feel.--Columbia
Jester.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Tho Simple Life.

Mrs. Knicker-You will have to get
up to light the fire.
er-Unnecessary. my dear; !
never smoke before breakfast.-New
York Sun.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

woggs- Where was your son edu-
Gated?
Boggs-He wasn't, He went to col
lege; that's all.--Judge.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
New to Her.

Miss" began the polite agent
could l sell you patent vacuum
cleaner2"
''No, SIR" responded the new maid
forcibly. eve don't keep a vacuum
here."--Chicago News.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
A Little KnowIedae.

DR.. Marcus Herr Of Berlin is credit
ed with saying to patient who read
medical books diligently in order to
prescribe for himself: BE careful, my
friend. Some day you'll die of a mis-
print."-Buffalo Commercial.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

Over 300 cases of grippe are report
ed in Morrisville The disease seems
to be unusually severe, many Of the
patients being seriously ILL.,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Unhappy Title.

Tess-Mad at him? Why, he wrote
lovely poem to her.
Jess--Yes, but she never read 1t.
When she saw the title of 1t she tore
the whole thing up in a At of anger.
You see, he called 1t Lines on Mabel's
Face."-Catholic Standard and Times.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
A Nail sbortaoe.

"How much is this manicure setr'
Three dollarso
well, I think you ought to give me
a discount on it. It's to be present
for man who has but two fingers on
his left hand. "--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

Mrs. Dashaway-She's rather SEN
sible sort of girl. isn't she? Mrs.
Gnaggs-I fancy she must be. At any
rate. she has never married. Philadel-
phia Record.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

The Bethel village schools are
closed by the health officer becaus.
Of case OF diphtheria in the villagee
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11

the fifties. His grandfather was q
chief Justice. and he Is a direct de-
scendant of Roger Sherman, first may
or of New Haven. He was gradual
ed from Yale In 1861 and later studied
law at Harvard Since 1872 he has
been professor of constitutional and
international law at Yale and for many
years was a justice OF the supreme
court. From 1907 until February, 1910,
when he retired because of the age
limit, he. was chief justice Of the SUI
preme court of errors of Connecticut.
Governor Baldwin was formerly Re
publican, but left the party when
James G. Blaine was nominated for
the presidency.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
BIRTHS

In West Windsor. Jan. 25. daughter to
Mr.; and Mr. Leon Jaquith, granddaughter
to Mrs Susan Fullerton.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Nerve.


Tet me sell you galvanized
hatrack," said the nervy peddler.
SCOT a dozen hatracks now"
growled the grouchy suburbanite.
GLOW about combination whisk
broom and toothbrush ?"
Zone in the garrett"
"Let me show you an ostrich in
cubator?''
Sect away from here or I'll mop
the floor up with you"
And the agent opened his yellow
satchel.
"Why, my dear sir, such strenu-
GUS exercise on warm day is high
ly injurious. Let me sell you one of
the greatest floor mops in seven
states"-
But just then the bulldog got
loose. Chicago News.
A conference held in Chicago my
r. suit in higher prices for shoes, par.
ticularly the cheaper grades
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
Not Much "a Him.

"what kind of fellow is he any
howY
"One of these people who can go out
Of room without leaving a vacancy
Of any d."-Chicago Record Herald.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-02-11
What He Ran To

Bill-what is Gill's favorite cereal2
Jill-Wild oats. guess. Yonkers
Statesman.