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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
POPE MUCH BETTER

ROME. Aug. bah doubt but
that Pope Plus is rapidly mending
has been dissipated, according to
vatican physicians today. who an
nounced that the equity condition
Of his knee has ceased to BE- par
ticnlarly painful and that his ply
steal condition IN greatly improved.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

grand jurors how sha had bccn
beaten by her husband. how be had
refused 20 support her. hos he had
spent tho money she earned ON
drink: then sha told Of her refusal
20 give him tso To lend 10 SAIGON
man. and how he said no had no
more respect for her than for q
woman OF tho tcnderioin.
Then she told how something
snapped In her brain. She opened
fire with a pistol abe had just
bought. Four bullets went Wild.
but the fifth went through the
mans heart.
Did Anna Langley have the right
TO kill her huaband7 San Francisco
says abe did. and II public sympathy
can win a case. Anna Langley will
never walk up the gailo~s or spcnd
. day In prison. She must eth
stand trial. but II will be = mere
formallty.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
Two New Steamers

MONTREAL, Aug. fe.--It has
been officially announced that the
Canadian Pacific Railway yester-
day placed an order In England for
two new steamships for its Van
couver-Hongkong service.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
CONDUCTOR is so KIND
HE WINS A GOLD MEDAL

cHn.ACo. Aux. is.-E. u. fgou
has 30 applied himself TO the de-
nsands 81 his calling that today he
wears q real gold medal for being
polite.
igou IN n KNIGHT OF the bell cord
on the Milwaukee electric street car
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
HELD FOR MURDER
OF sweetheart

SAN FRANCIsCO. Aug. %
Harry Dunphy. who shot and killed
his sweetheart. Sophie Pape. In
front Of a dance hail here two
weeks ago, was held to answer
without bail on murder charge to-
day by Police Judge Weller. Dun.
ply dejectedly accepted the judg.
ment OF tho court. He refused to
examine any Of the witnesses of the
tragedy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

SACRAMENTO. Cal. Aug. IA
State Forester q. w. Romans today
IL on the way to Monterce. Sononla
county. about rs miles from San
Francisco. where big forest fire Ia
raging. according to a telegram re.
ceiyed here from r. X. HaIIecke,
who said that more than 100 fire
fighters are assembled. and that
the force Is being steadily aug nent.
cd by volunteers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
HOUSE FAILS
To OVERRIDE
TAFT'S VETO

WASHINGTON. ID. c.. Aug. h.
Lacking Just eight votes Of the
necessary two.thirds majority. the
attempt 10 pass the free list bill
In the house yesterday afternoon
failed. The vote stood ZIG for and
t27 against the proposition.
Eight republican progressives.
who switched al the eleventh hour.
were responsible for the loss OF the
motion to pass tho free list bill
over the presidents veto.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
poLirocRAMs

pOllTOCRAMS
4 Help old women with babies 4
4 or bundles on aud off car. RE
= member where regular paxsen- :
= gers get off. Don't take them 4
= by.
4 Ask men 10 give seats TO old
4 women or women with babies 4
= or bundles. On rainy days 4
= open umbrellas for women as
= they get off 4
4 Never give curt answers. BE 4
= an polite TO homely women ms
= TO pretty women. 4
4 Keep yourself and your car 4
. clean. Remember passengers
4 are patrons OF your employer. 4
4 --E. II. Igou. polltest street
4 car conductor. 4
H3Hx rSHx Rxx&H \
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

Mrs Anna Langley killed her
husband: shot him down on .
crowded street In the heart Of q
business section Of San Francisco.
But Anna Langley wasnt treated
AZ a murderer. She spent = night
In jail. then came TO the coroner'a
inquest. after which the Girl was
rushed TO the grand jury room.
There the ~ heard her story. and
they sympafhixed with her In.
stead Of holding Anna Langley.
they recommended that she be re-
leased on her own fecoxnixaneo.
Judge Weller fixed bail merely as
n forrnaiity nj sioo. II VAS speedily
raised and the girl wss released.
But the grand jury did more than
that. Some OF them sent her flow
crs. while eight others assisted her
and wished her we'll.
Anna I.angley's story tore down
legal precedent She told the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
You Ought
To Know

that impure blood with its weak
ching results, unpleasant breath,
headaches, unrcstful nights, poor
appetite, sallow skin, pimples and
depression, comes from constipation
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

Miss G. Rlmington will play an i'm.
portant part In the womens entries.
Capt. Foulkes Of Victoria. Joe Tyler
OF Spokane aud $. l.. Russell battle
for the mems honors.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
WILL LYNCH
MUROERERS
# CAUGHT

NY tnfFen Pfees f~N~~d VIII
MDALE. la. Aug, ls.--six hun
drcd farmers today are engaged In
hunt for two men who three days
ago murdered City Marshal Butcher
at Missouri Valley Il Ia believed
that the despcfadoes will he lynch.
ed II caught
The bandits were coFraiied yes
tefday In the woods several miles
ont Of Council Bluffs but escaped.
Bloodhounda are on the trail.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

Or. chas- J. Adams. 70. died at his
residence. ABB Eastern ay.. follow
ing a stroke OF paralysis. yester-
day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
Cd.

chtcACo-
ouns and man
Emitted Wirel|
ors On the la
slr posts I'd
distress.
RAWLsNs.|
~, the invef
Aosne on wh|
~ was 50 ~
- esrpIoye|
hlnclrsmith.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
Free External AbSOr-
bent Treatments
To All Sick Who Have
No Money

To other sufferers who can pay.
come end get External Absorbent
Treatment az the low cost Of two
poiisrs . treatment for the next
ten ulys.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
BEECHAM'S
PILLS

have been doing good to men and
women Tor many, many years and
their value has been tested and
proved. They remove the cause of
physical troubles. A few small
doses will show their safe tonic
action on you. Bcecham's Pills
will surely help you to an active
liver, a good stomach, a sweet
breath, clear head and refresh
ing sleep. In young or old they will
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
YOUR EYES

nhppid be earsfviiy ea3snlnss ard fitted
sith EFssinsses ~ hPecf4cses ~ an ca
pert ~he makes that has specially. II
You suffer from e-ssfain. headaches
ssfxnasaees. etc. see
= W. EDMt ~Ds. Oph. ID.
fol I~&sy nids. ind and Madison ~
rhas~si Nais sfsss t1ss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

Ever Give This Eseuse7
II was no dark this morning that
oversight.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19
~
zGExiz
The Story Of Waslilg.
tons Dental Co..
spiracy
Why Some Advertising Des(.
lists Are Looked Upoa
With Disfavor.

II has been said that axll horse M
wers democrats. but all dera~rsss -
Dot horse fhisxes~ but thh th11rg
wovi6 mt Apply TO advertising d~nsi11S
fegafssrsi In proportion IN sh~ deue11
professioa who do not Advertise II 60
are Who de advertise. sn6 n il ~ r..
called ethical professional slIk-soek -.
1T. who Buss IN bis time sianA4ffr1
ether dentists because .zey s1verrrS
whc ia largely respons'bie fey N -
~esAes" being applied so aHres4i16n1
deuststx ref the ethics Of lenfln15
teaches 10 that dentists sa1xj1 m
SANDER each other. and IT, oioSft
drntis, violates his own sshsm 80 n
does 30.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

eu~ -, 4
sA,py,s. ny
= SALEM
aeadea per
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

New. a caack 10 ssid 70 b~ : naiov -
thing that does not know what Il + -
ing about. and II this be true. quacuo -
mnnssfaufly in the majority IN I'M -
Isaiiaslc grab world fodsy. bug sheso =
naaay combine society s<fs-ssylet euA1nm
dsatisss who Islander zdv<rsisips douG1nu
who know wbs; They are falkinQ 49,
when Il comes 10 telling their vIr11u1
bow much the bill IL faftsr ~ wun II
dcus.b
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-19

EAST on
ospon weigh
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Labor's Lot Around the World
ARTICLE III-GERMANY

Germany made Industrial years
and the condition Of labor has improved accordingly
ment Is chiefly due three things:
4 Technical VII have a high
degree OF efficiency.
Abundant houses cheap
and sanitary homes-these abolished
Old pensonsperhaps greatest Of great
achievements OF Bsmarchese abolished beggas the specter
of
Labor organization powerful expression 4.
chiefly political for the
members the social
except the printing trades. which
Neither labor capital the
taon but there has recently been
800 courts OF Cancellation scattered the
compel parties to labor dispute
the
the abide is
however that about 70 all them
and nearly always with peaceful result
function which is to supply information questions
legislators and state executives
inc condition OF the German workman despite
relatively good when conasted with
condition Of
Whlch the demand for full social Justice
as witness the great and socialism
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
I'm thcEditOr'S Mail

What one woman wants may in
tereat but a few. What organized
bodies Of women want. backed by
representatives Of organized gov
eminent should see enforced. and
thinking women Of Seattle want
Jail reform
There can be no such clam0r
without firm foundation OF facts.
There IL no question OF inhumani.
ties. revenge. barbaric Spanish In
QUESTIONS. probable indecencies and
immoraliuea under past regimes
Let as make that day forever
past In Seattle. Let us cast clumsy.
numbering rubbish Of traditional
crueltics 20 the garbage Of the
past" Let US substitute modern
scientific methods In all SIS latest
and best let our officials accom-
pllah an evolution ooguizant with
present century Needs cleanup.
world vide Ia example and develop
mcnt
Women policemen are a universal
need. the next step In modern
democracy The three matr0n
system. pragmatlc for protection
supervision. higher ethics Of morals
and civilization IN the county Jail,
ard God knows Il was needed.
Why not emulate In city lail7 Sc
attic has many noble precedenta
Why not another In jail reform7
MINNIE H. FRAZIER.
$500 10th av. \. r.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Washington. April rs. 1911.
Dear Dad: A man is relieved
and gay when he has put his heart
into his work and done his best.
but shat he has said or done other
wise shall give him no peace
Emerson.
Magazine publishers are object
ing to Mr.. Taft's appointment Of
Lawrence Maxwell as a member OF
the committee 10 probe the second
class mail case. Mr. Maxwell, it
seems. IL attorney for the Adams.
the Southern and the American ex-
press companies. II Is the influ-
ence OF these companies which has
continuously defeated parcels post
legislation. and no determination OF
the magazine postage rate can be
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Dissertations

"wATcHMAn. nighf" Bryan reports
the Looks democratic"
MUNICIPAL we'll that
to be reduced
GRANDPA olAz has calling for
q day. What's P0irio after. T. 8 regulars7
cHAuNcEY DEPEW - years IN
and with rather less reputation than he took
spends shings
has Uncle Sam and the Monroe doctrine right
insurgents the
house, Good solid democracy wouldn't be probably
than a solid Cannon
university providing
sociology modern
Length months; diploma divorce
LEADERS Of the majority the u win take tia time
pending the
them those
ton OF time their disposal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
"ReIief" Mileage

The report % certain American town shows
expenditures relief during the past year reached o'
OF
s2iO spent buying railway tickets to nearby
This report the whole American social
affairs that prevails all over the
likewise buying transportation
help and the towns to which s
n tickets the dftt
moving watchwod the social engineer OF the
This Of course isn't philanthropy shiring
responsibility than good for Il fosters vasaney
rath
We something efficient than railway tickets
dreadful problems poverty and YAganey
not by breadandmlk pouluccs
years population through the birth
faster than the population
Of immigration
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
The Call of the Human

step progress another blow for Man despite
national Importance
showing the trend
Francis leney and other
big California Law preventing the employment Of
In school
flowers fields play-CHItnHooD FOR CHILDREN
you the mighty the that's modelling for
humanity's sakef
you o. the thar shall dspate the
babes fresh from the cradle have suffered and asEd
thTobbiug
freedom equality OF opportunity and substantial iustice
all coming. brother OF the uwe hammer. the hoe and tho
children shall live RISE'
Jail sentences imposed
antitrust while nowadays
but that body
crowded yet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
hsurgent Judges

judges
Baldwin verdict and judg
$1,000 injuries sustained when skdded in
appellate division Of
the New aside the Judgment the ground
standing the had been guilty Of
tributory negligence.
objected It this
boy would injured
could have been
highways
advertising exhibition To charge
responsibility Of the reach OF harm
Cor The delendans neEgenee IS MAKO travey Of ilce
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Gilman You ought 20 know
something about flora and that sort
uf thing Toll me. what Ia a for.
get me not
subbuba Why. ita piece Of
string that your wife ties around
your finger when you 80 20 toan
on an crrand Catholic Standard
and Timea
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
More Effective.

do you think bachelors ought to
BIO taKedg' he asked
Well" she replied. Il haven't
thought much about Il. but II they
merely wish 70 raise revenue. e
seems TO me they could DO II more
effectively by taxing the grass
widowers." - Chicago Record-Her.
ala
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Boy Capt Soaring Succeeds Boy Capt Bannick,
Now Chief of Police, Both Are 81 Years On

This II an axe ~ SOung Sen on
the Seattle police force.
Chief Bannick Ia 80 years old
The new captain. W. ~ Soaring.
will be- 80 next month.
As Chief liannlck WIS the young
est captain on the force 80 Is Scar
ing the youngest captain nov
When Claude Bannick was made
chief of police scrgt w. ~ Soaring
was made acting captain 10 nll the
vacancy Since "wednesday Scar.
lng has beon "a full nedgod captain
Only two more steps 10 the top 81
the ladder. inspector and chief
And he ia not yet % years old
Started In 1900.
Capt Soaring was born in Penn
aylyanla la 1877 Ia 1900 hc Joined
the Seattle police force. Three
sears ago De was made sergeant
Tie WAS not u fayorite under the
former administration lie was
too honest too ouiapokon he was
transferred 10 Georgetown by
Wnppeustoin because of his
activity with the Welfare league
Soaring is tall clean looking
Young man. lu many respects re-
mindiuE one ~ the chief
The Job % not altogether new
20 me- said Capt Soaring today
Z have held n down ever since
liannIck was made acting chief
The only change la IN the title
Yes. there 10 something fascinating
about police work Especially after
sou have practically grown up In q.
as ! have. Joined the Seattle force
when ! was % years old
4 want TO help make The Seattle
police force the most efficient In
the country"
Banniek Praises Him.
= think Soaring was the most
capable man ! could possibly have
picked for the place said chief
liannick this morning. "He Is heart
and soul On the cleanup movement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
undoubtahle Eyldene.

"Did they succeed In breaking
their rich uncle's win
Yes. indeed They proved that
the old man was crazy"
How did they do it,"
They put three people on the
stand who swore that be preferred
ragtimo 70 grand opera ~" Detroit
Free Press.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
A p,lIea,e comnIlm.n,.

Ny new spring gown received n
very sincere compliment the other
day"
As TO how"
The proprietor 81 restaurant
sent into asked me 20 sit near
the window Said 70 would lend
tone 90 his place Louisville
Cuurier.Journai
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

=. S.-DO you know almost the
last message our dear departed
Mrs Savage gave us-slmost a. II
vision OF the higher and better
life crossed her path-was. "our
next step must be 70 clean W the
city Jail" M. o. =.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
One Of the Plum Eaters

Il suppose your clerks are all re-
publlcans?"
No" said the merchant. Il hire
the best men, irrespective OF their
politics"
What a queer way TO run a busi-
nessl" commented the politician
Pittsburg Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
The Explicit Declaration.

did you manage to get a posi-
tive statement from that eminent
statesman"
Il did" replied the interviewer.
what was it7"
"A positive statement that he
would not make any statement
whatever. "-Washlngton Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
a Loan In Fancy.

you won't run any risk in lend.
ing me a thousand francs. / am
writing a novel that Is sure to 20.
You know what an Imagination |
have"
Well. you'd better imagine that
! have lent you the money, then. -
Pele Mele.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Mot Vet

Two Indians have become mem
bers Of the faculty OF the University
Of California"
"All right; but haven't heard OF
any Indian who has become a rib
bon counter clerk. "-Chicago Rec
srdHeraid.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

A Kansas City man has invented
an aeroplane which. he says. can.
not fall. II this is true he's apt
to take all the fun out OF flying. -
New York Telegraph.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
a Poor Advertlsemcnt.

Druggist Ito hts stout wlfol--
Don't come in just this minute |
am about 10 sell ak bottles Of my
lat reducing mixture Continent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Remember" said the business
man. that time rs money
Yes. replied the discouraged
composer. but nowadays. Ia order
70 represent any money worth men.
tlnning. u has 10 be ragtim. "--
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Woman,a IndenenHnnon-

women must be independent"
Il think 50. too"
Then you will come TO our
suffragette meeting tonlght2"
Il will II Ferdinand will consent
TO escort me home. Washington
Herald
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
senatorlaI EsnlanatIon.

Teacher Bobby. you were not at
school yesterday.
Bobby Nope. was paired wit
skinny Jones.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
un~luinaly So.

Anyway. be has an honest face
Honest? You surprise me
Yes. It's the only honest thing
about him II shows how dlshon.
est be really ia."-l.ife.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Pupil Ito achoolmastrrj Sir.
would you mind taking great care
hos you draw up my report My
parents suffer drcadtully from
nerves --Fiicgcnde Batter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Modern Bulldlnu.

Investor--Do you think that new
house will hold together in hard
wlnd7
Contractor-Yes. | think II win
after it's painted. -Chicago Daily
Socialist.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

In an address az Charlottesville.
Va. William Jennings Bryan quot.
ed Col Roosevelt az saying there
vas hardly a predatory conspiracy
against the country that did not
have Harvard brains behind H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
Our Method

do you always keep a.smillng
about your daily dutleBf"
Nav. ! look grouchy Then I
amt asked 10 do no extra work. -
Washington Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
A BAD SIGN

What's the trouble. Mr. Rockingham You look worried"
= am replied the aged millionaire who had married youns
woman "A deep dark suspicion has
aa compelled rubbea"ChcaEo
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Isn't Il strange The Sefapleya
always have their house lau of
company
"Oh. don't knoW. IT'S the only
way they can got along tdEether
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

scorn not the revolver often
the fact that You carry a reliable
shooter may save your life For ia.
stance. n you are starving. you can
pawn a. Boston Traveller
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Tho F when 8ho halt hgh no ong
Don't bs louder BIT happy
who plants
ITS with cabbage peas
Ike
hos JOY. boy green
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Is that man bill collector"
said tho new clerk.
He may BIO in some places" re-
piled the messenger boy. but not
In THIS office ~ Washington star
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
BETTER THAN ALIMONY

Press Agcnt-The a
today she she il welded art
art bel
better ailmouy get
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Wouldn't you like 10 have de
gift OF speech like some OF desc
great Orators2"
Say. Pete. I alluE wisht I wuE
one OF dem after-dinner speakers %
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
"Good Mornlna. Judne."

You say he is a true phlloso-
pher?'
lie rs that. Why he takes #
goodnaturedly when he gets fined
for speeding ~ Washington Herald.
An Observant Youth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
The Edge of Poverty

education good teachers
tnod statement
college live 'on
the edge of New York"
Tho don't cxtrayagau-han bedroom at 81 week
day handnedown clothes
overcoat moderate amount OF undercohcs aud linen Theatre
a a anu
a with tohug
doctors. Christmas
young college family fe2h a year
cost the old college
wife chldrenf where does he get OFF,
the workingman with big family aud
OF pamonous school board
Of York; Compared with other people the unmarried
all said the
remains that OF plenty tough problem for most
o a
Perhaps WI shall better later
to recommendation from AhTa-
lincoln Miss nugger kept hers
department though she Il ~
old and IN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
ONE OF HIS VICTIMS

"iIha Dngua any occupation" inquired Ruggloa
yes" said ShadboL Hes a solicitor"
SOLICITOR For WHAT"
small and unsecured oans"-chicago Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

= britNatC compliment
MY new spring gown received
In very sincere compliment the
other day
AS 10 how ?"
"The proprietor 81 a restaurant
went into asked me 90 ait near
the window Said Il would lend
tone 90 his place Washington
Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21
The Ramon.

"what a stir family those new
rich people arol"
Yes. you see they made their
money IN starch" -- Baltimore
American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

Waiter. ask the orchestra 10
play something different"
Any particular selection. SIR
Something slower; can't chew
my food properly In waltz time"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

THAT erratic orator ia always
advocating something new
Yes lie says he Is always
ready 20 drink az the fount Of wia.
dom
"nut the trouble Ia that he mixes
his drinks. esq., Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

You don't mean 10 say that you
saved the lives OF those freezing
men by mental treatment"
Yes. indeed. We persuaded them
that they were watching one OF the
early seasons ball games
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-21

at what time did tho fire break
outf~
"At sf5 a m.
"And presume that AZ 2 q they
discovered there were no fire
escapes on the building 7'--Detroit
Free Press.