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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
DisraeIi's Hunor.

I was introduced by particular re-
quest to Mrs. Wyndham Lewis. a pref
ty little woman. a flirt and a rattle
indeed, gifted with volubility I
should think unequaled and Of which
I can convey no idea. She told me
she liked silent, melancholy men," I
answered that had no doubt of IT.
Letter Of Benjamin Disraeli to His Sis
ter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
Worry ohliaina.

"Sir,'' tartly says the lady Of uncer-
tain age to the foorwalker. "is there
any way Of getting one Of these sales
men to pay me some attention.
"Well." says the aoorwalker conf
dentially, "I'll introduce you to any
one Of them you fancy, but I'll tell
you now that all of them have their
'steadies.' Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
Two of Kind.

81 told dat Teller was so fiat broke
I had to sleep outdoors" said Pl6d-
ding Pete.
Ibid it touch his hearth asked Me-
andering Mike.
mo. He said e,was doing the same
thing an had to pay de doctor for
tellin' him what a blessin' it was."-
Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
No One to Do II.

No One to Do Il.
'tYou say you have three small chill
dren. Can't you find work.
The man with the three days beard
and the ragged trousers wiped away
a tear.
"Alas, num-" he said, ut wouldn't
be any good. They amt old enough to
work yet"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
An optimist.

"Pa. what is an optimist?''
IAN optimistic my son. is man with
II cents in his pocket who doesn't
grow sarcastic when he reads that his
country's per capita wealth is $S7."-
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
Worth TRYING,

Worth Trying.
~ washed Willie's pants t'udder day.
and dey shrunk so dat de po' chile kin
badly walk in 'um. Won'er how I
gwan FIX um?''
''rry washin' de chile. Maybe he
shrink too''
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
HI. Preference.

"Let me give you pointer" the In
terlocutor said to the end man.
Don't give me pointer" replied
the end man: .'give me fox terrier
Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
An AmiabIs Man.

"Why do you argue with your wife?
Don't you know it doesn't do You bit
Of good?''
."sure do. But amt got such a
mean disposition as to deprive her of
the pleasure" Cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
All Ready For the Show,

n Orchestra I.eader-All the orchestra
PLAYERS are drunk. Theatrical Man
.ager-Well. drag 'em out. We adver-
tised a full orchestra. - Lippincott's.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
SUM MONS.
State of North Dakota, 80
County of Pembina. 80
Jensine Void, plaintiff,

c. L. Parker. defendant.
In District court, Seventh Judicial dis
trict.
The state of North Dakota to the above
named defendant:
You are hereby summoned to answer the
complaint in this action. which is now on
court in and for Pembina county, at Penn
bina. North Dakota, and to serve copy of
your answer upon the subscriber within
mons upon you. exclusive of the day of
service: and in case of your failure to
appear or answer, Judgment will be taken
against you by default for the relief de-
m handed in the complaint.
Dated this 22nd day of March. 1911.
BANGS, COOLEY & HAMILTON.
Attorneys for the Plaintiff.
Grand Forks, North Dakota.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
Sum mons

State of North Dakota,
County of Pembina, 49,
In District Court. Seventh Judicial Dis
trict
Arthur D. Warner and Earle F. Andrus
co-partners. doing business under tina firm
name and style of
Warner & Andrus, plaintiffs
VS.. SSS
Ida o. Pound, defendant.
The State of North Dakota to the above
named defendant: You are hereby sum-
moned to answer the complaint in this
action which will be filed in the office of
clerk of the District court in and for the
county of Pembina. state of North Dakota.
and to serve a. copy of your answer
after the service of this summons upon
you. exclusive of the day of service: and
in case of your failure to appear or answer
judgement will be taken against you BY
default: for the relief demanded in the
complaint.
Dated March 22nd. 1911.
H. b. SPILLER,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Pembina, North Dakota.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
Hia Kind.

IT heard Of man once who was
going to make money hand over fist
when he was carried off,
by death?"
"No: by the police. He was porch
climbing. Baltimore American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
He Wae Slow.

II had not talked to him more than
fifteen minutes when he called me an
tliot.''
Gee! He didn't violate any speed
limit in getting next. did her Boston
Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
RAyina

Ravino.
"John. the cook has been drinking
again"
els she very drunk?"
"Oh. very. She says she'll never
leave us."-W ashington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31

A friend that you have to buy won't
BE- worth what you pay for him. no
matter what that may be prentice. 1
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
A Spoiled Evenino.

did she have good time at the
dance?'
"Not very. You see. nobody raised
any fuss because her partner took more
than I've dances with her."-Detroit
Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
DRYING Her Tears.

6 What do you do when your wife
eriesi'. asked the younger man. .'Do
you have to give IN to her1'
's.sSo. raid the older man. Give her
soms money = Buffalo Express.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-31
Strnlmorl'taliz~.l'

.Dfffused knowledge tmmor
itself Mackintosh.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
4 PROFITABLE
 INVESTMENT

The most appropriate and at the same tune the most attractive sou yeuir one may aAe from Alaska, IS has which was instrumental in focus sing the attention of the entire world on our great country.
 Ever since the magic year of 1897 gold has poured rom the creeks and beaches oI Alaska and been convert cd into mouey rechoDed into millions, Hence the sight Of gold either mint ed or mounted at once directs ones mind to Che land of the midnight sun
 What more appropriate then, than piece og nugget Jewe,ery, either as a frame for the beautiful mastOdon ivory, stained by the countless years it has endured, or nuggets joined in chain work by a skilled artisan. A brooch or solitary nugget of curious natural shape IS a souvenir which tells the story of the mad rush to the KloUdike.
 The fact that a purchase of nugget jewellery is in reality an investment in an article that cannot depreciate seems to be dawuing upon the yis- itors to the Northland and the sales are rapidly increasing in this line of goods.
 II. D. krmse has made a study of the art of nugget jewellery mounting, and has the finest display of the yellow metal ever gathered to- gether in one salesroOm.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
GIVING 0lJT
THE STRUGGLE DISCOURAGEs MANY A CITIZEN OF ALASKA

Around all day with aa aching bEck;
 Cant rest at night;
 Enough to make any one give Ou-"
 poan's Kidney Pills will give re- newed life.
 They will cure the bsckache;
 Cure every kidney ll.
 Here is convincing proof that this Is so;
 Mrs. II. NJ. Thomas, l4O2 S4th St, Oakland, Cal, says;
 The merit of DOan's Kidney Pills has been thoroughly proven to me and consequently 1 have no hesita- ton in recommending them. About two years ago l suffered from pains in my back and I believe the trouble WEs caused by excessive running Of the sewing machine. As Deans Kid hey Pills have been used by mem ber of our family with the best of refults, l was advised to try them. Much to my qualification they proved to be just what l required, driving away my aches and pains and improv ing my health. ! have kept a supply in the house since then, knowing that they ca1 be relied upon to give relief from kidney disorders
 For sale by all dealers. Price 5O cents. Foster -MilbUrn O., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the Unit ed States.
 Remember the uame-Doan's--and take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
NEW A.B. HALL
 FUR VADEZ

VALDEZ. Aug. 7-At a meeting Of the Arctic Brotherhood held recently the question of building a new hall in the near future was discussed at length. The coucensus of opinion waa that a building costing not less than ten thousand dollars should be erect ed to meet the future needs Of the order and the town
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
JUDGE SETTLES
 THE BIB STRIKE
CBy Alaska News Bureau)

DIES MONIES. Aug. 7-After a night of terror attending the rioting of Saturday night, District Judge De Graf issued a mandatory writ com polling a cessation of hosuliues. The street carmen returned to work and the company was compelled to take them back This morning traffic is resumed.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
CROSSING THE EQUATOR.
SENNSS''NN i''~ S N~EN ~'H On Board the Steamer "C Cleveland,
 Approaching Nagasaki, Japan

Approaching Nagasaki, Japan
 China Sea, Dec. 2S, 1909.
 Editor Chronicle;-Amid a burst of red and green fire at about g o'clock on the evening of the 10th day of De cember, 1909. as the good steamship Cleveland of the Hamburg-AmericaD line, carrying 65C tourists, from al- most every state in the Union, Canada and British Columbia, and iDnumer- able towns and cities, on a "Clark's g Cruise Around the World" gracefully glided over the equator eu route from Singapore to Batavia, Java, an em-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
Bandieapped

"Whne coming down In Che train this morning noticed two deaf and dumb men sitting opposite me. One of them had m impeachment iu his speech
 How could deaf and dumb man have an impcdimeut in his speechY'
 1.-TWO of bis fingers were cut off."-- Exchange.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
NUT 0NE GENT
YOUR EYES EXAMINED FREE OF
 CHARGE.

It will cost you NOT A CENT to have your eyes examined. If there is wrong with them we will tell you, and we will fit them with glasses that will make them good again. We charge for the glasses only. OUR PRICES ARE RIGHT. Our repair department is the best. We make things AS GOOD AS NEW. We do work promptly and GUARAN- TEE SATISFACTION.
 Best line of watches, clocks and jew elry. including nuggets and souvenir glassware and chinaware in the city
 J. IKUTA,
 Jeweler and Optician. subscribe for the Daily Alaskan.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
ATWOOD AFTER
 THE MONEY
lRv Alaska News Rnreau.l

IHy AIaSka NeWS HIItdH'I
 NEW YORK. Aug 7-Ayiator At wood is planning a flight from Wash ington to Milwaukee. There is q prize of ten thousand dollars for him if he succeeds.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
NIPPON WILL
 BE FUR PEACE

CBy Alaska News Bureau)
 WASHINGTON. DC Aug 7-At the Taft banquet. Admiral Togo asked that Japan be the next power allowed to sign the peace treaty.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
Eaner tn Gc.

My good man. how did you happen Ao be thrown out ot workT'
 oI got out" replied Weary Wombst with dlguay. "1 didn't halter be thrown Washington Herald.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
Hone Deferred

sinrleton-t understand your moth er-inlaw is very rich Does she enjoy good health2 Tenpcckke- Enjoy itl She positively gioats over it-EE- change
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
Patience

Patience is the most important fac tor in making a success of life. No great work was ever accomplished without a wholesome amount of this attribute pracHced by the achlever.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

P, ]. (strouer) White came over on Saturdays train and spent Sunday in Skagway leaving for Whitehorse agal this morning.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
NO MORE F0R
 WICKERSHAN
IRr AlasEa M BuTeaul

(By Alaska News Bureau)
 St LOUIS. Aug. 7-James II. Wick ersham will soon be visiting here. He has given out to friends in this city that he will not run for Congress again.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
KING NEPTUNE
 AND HIS COURT

The following is a very interesting story rom the pen of Gilbert E. Chandler, who is now in Skagway. The sketch is a description of the prauks played aboard ship at the mo- ment of crossing the equator.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

Suspicious are weeds Of the mind which grow of themselves. and most rapidly when least wanted. Wallace
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

Conscience is harder than our enc mics, knows more. accusez with more nicety.-George Eliot.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

TO CURE A COLD iW ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BONO Quiuins Tab lets. Drugg3stg refund money M { fails to cure. B. w. GROVES sig. nature is on each boE B2e
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07
FIRE sAtsr FtRs sAtsf
WOOD TO BURN

Coed Dry Piankias for ssmmer ase,
 Special rriee this month
 sz.0o PEE RtcK se-HERB TAYbOF-Phoae
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

Location ngEcss, placer and quartz for sale by ths Daily Alaskan q
 $50 for a home cooked meal a ick. clean service. Whers7 Al ths New Home Restaarant Fifth Avenue. hsf minute from Rroadwsy
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

AR the late telegraph news ia tAs pasiY Afaakaa
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

Subscribe for the Daily Alaskan,
The daily Alaskan., 1911-08-07

Exchanee
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-06-06
THE KAMEHAMEHA DAY
TRIP TO OTHER ISLES

After the notice given the Inter
Island excursion on Saturday, num-
Der of bookings were made at the office
of the steamship company, SO that 1t
now appears there will be at least
hundred to 90 on the trip. In all there
will be about four hundred miles sea
voyage, and as it is to be by the Mauna
Kea, it goes without saying the trip
will be good one from every point of
view.
Kauai offers so much, in point of
scenery. that it is not question
whether one can afford the fifteen
dollar expenditure SO much as it is one
of whether one can afford to let the
opportunity to see all the beautiful
things nature has provided pass with
out attention. The Mauna Kea is a
good, easy,going steamer, with less roll
| and pitch to the wave than any vessel
entering this port. The cuisine and
service are noted up and down the Cali
fornia Coast.
! The run from Kauai to Maui will BIZ
made after "the shades of night" have
fallen, and the passengers, nearly all OF
them, win be resting, preparatory to the
day to be spent ON Maui, in the valley
section of that second largest island IL
the group. 1t may be advisable for any
Isaak Waltons who are aboard Il
take along their fishing tackle, for thu
stream that runs from Waikiki, GU
past the annex to the Maui hotel fairl.
reeks with fish that rise at fly or viii
nibble a worm.
This is lazy sport, for those who ar
so constitutionally tired that they viii
negotiate the Needles. There shoul,
be a pleasant time during the stay il
this part of the Islanls-pleasant eve
for those who do not go outside Wal
luku, for Mine Host Field will serve
lunch and dinner that viii be wort
travelling miles to eat.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-06-06
NOTED NEGRO MAY
PAY HAWAII A VISIT
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON ASKED
TO MAKE A TRIP TO
THE ISLANDS.

An effort is being made to bring an
other famous man to Hawaii. Booker
T. Washington, who, as head of the
Tuskegee Institute, is feeling the effects
of the enormous strain that is put on
him, and his friends have been advis-
ing him to come down here and re-
cuperate. -,
if the attempt is successful he Will
arrive in time to attend the unvenlng
of the General Armstrong memorial.
The arrangement is all up in the air
at the present time, but it is hoped that
the famous educator will decide upon
Honolulu as the place in which to spend
his holiday. Letters have been written
him. and the answer is awaited anx-
iously by those who have his visit at
heart.
If he can be present at the unveiling
of the memorial, it will be scene full
of human interest General Armstrong
one of the greatest men that Hawaii has
ever turned out, led the way for the
work to which Washington has de-
voted his life. 1t was at the Hampton
Institute that the leader of the pro
pressive negro movement was educated
and for many years he was a strong
friend of the general g.. He undertook
the work of building up the Tuskegee
Institute, and has succeeded in making
1 it world famous. Now after all these
wears. he may stand in the school
grounds where his. former friend and
teacher had his school days, and see
the last recognition shown by his ole
school fellows and friends.
The work that the head Of the Tua
kegee Institute is carrying out is known
from one end of the. world to the other
and has had results more far reaching
than those which General Armstrong
perhaps, ever hoped for. Hawaii know
her famous man, and now she may hay.
the opportunity Of seeing and knowing
I the man who carried out the work s
we'll and who owes all his knowledg
and inspirations to the first teaching
given him at the Hampton Institute.
~ 4
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-06-06
FAITH AND CHARITY
I'm THE Ceremonies
ANCIENT FESTIVAL OF THE HOLY
GHOST ENDS IN CATHOLIC
CATHEDRAL

The festival of the Holy Ghost came
to an end yesterday afternoon in the
grounds of the Catholic Mission, after
the religious ceremony of feeding the
poor had been followed by the auction
of offerings for charity. From first to
last almost ten thousand people were
present, four or FIVE thousand being
present Saturday evening to witness
the illumination and the opening serv-
ices of the festival.
Bishop Libert and the clergy opened
the festival by carrying in solemn pro-
cession the crown to the repository pre-
pared for it on the impromptu altar
in the bazaar, this ceremony being fol
lowed by the blessing of the meat,
vegetables, etc, the band playing the
hymn of the Holy Ghost. Later in the
evening the offerings were brought to
the bazar, the devotees passing before
the altar and kissing the scepter. 1t
was midnight before the crowd dis
persed and the brilliant illumination
came to an end.
Yesterday morning, as early as FIVE
clock, the poor of the city were car.
rying off their dinners for the day from
the great abundance that had been
provided A little before the high pom
tifcal. mass was celebrated at half-past
ten, the crown was carried back to the
cathedral, also in procession, and ex
posed to the generation of the faithful
during the celebration of the mass
The music during the services was sup
piled by the cathedral orchestra AM
choir,
n At one CLOCK the ceremony abou
which the festival centers took place
the twelve poorest men in the city, 81:
d of them Portuguese and six Hawaiians
being newly clothed from head to foo
:, and, Toasted in the bazaar. AT fv
Clock the auction of the offering
twas held5the money thus gained goin
towards the expenses of the day an
the balance, if any, going into the re
serve. fund of the society, under who's
auspices the festival is held, to be dis
pensed i'm charity during the yea
Th:ssi5 the soeiety's sixteenth year i
Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-06-06
WALKS OUT OF JAIL
TO MURDER FAMILY
PROPOSED VICTIMS oUT-LEAvEs
WORD HE'LL FINISH THE
JOB LATER,

The Japanese, who, for the past year
or so has been furnishing good "copy"
for the newspapers in this efforts to
eradicate family of fellow country
men from the map, left his temporary
quarters in the county Jail Saturday
and renewed his protestations of muir
der.
/. A year or so ago he was caught by
Chief McDuffie in the cellar of Japa-
nese restaurant armed with several
knives and bent upon killing the pro-
prietors. He was given year in Jail
for this performance and his would-be
victims left the restaurant business
during his incarceration.
Immediately upon his release he
again hunted up the same family and
was engaged in Strengthening the wife
when he was stopped and went away
vowing vengeance. He was arrested
and is now serving another year for
assault.
Upon receiving him again, Jailel
Asch, who did not know of his threat
made him trusty and his office mes
senger, frequently sending him dOwI
town on errands. Saturday he tool
advantage of the opportunities Offered
by this procedure and called upon hi
friends.
Happily for them they were not in
but he left message for them to thu
effect that he would return today ani
finish up the job for once and all
Unfortunately for his plans, the polio,
were promptly notified and the sheriff
J gave orders that the man be RELOCATED
to a cell and kept there.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-06-06
HOPE TO COMPLETE
CONTRACT ON TINE

Although heavy weather, conditions
may increase the difficulties which con-
front the Hawaiian Dredging Company
in its dredging work at Pearl Harbor,
the contractors expect to have the work
all completed on contract time. Presi-
dent w. +. Dillingham;, of the Hawaiian
Dredging Company, stated yesterday
that he believes the contract will be
completed in December and that most
of the work win be cleaned up by that
time, although nasty weather condi-
tions only serve to retard the work.
For the past two weeks the dredges
working ON the bar have not accom-
plished as much as they would under
normal conditions and II several sea-
sons of two weeks each were to crop
up between now and December the con-
tractors would be hard put to it to COM
plete the work in time.
"There is no allowance made for re-
tarded work under bad weather con-
ditions, said Mr.. Dillingham; yester-
day.
However, the company has felt that
| il was able to cope with all work, as
| iht hithkNi ASoJJ HNANhNN
over the bar for about year, was
sent back to the Coast to its owners,
and the Governor has been withdrawn.
from Pearl Harbor work and put on the
Honolulu harbOr job. There is bat
terry of powerful dredgers at work on
the bar and in the channel and the
coral and other debris is coming out OF
the water thoroughfare rapidly.
| Contractor Smith who has the dTedg-
ing contract in hand is now in Wash
ington comforting with the navy de-
partment authorities concerning the
new difficulties which have arisen in
the bottom of the drydock excavation
As previously stated IN The Advertiser
when Mr.. Smith left for san Fran
cisco, he was to go direct to Washing
ton, after leaving orders ON the Coast
for additional timber materials, and
see about an extra appropriation, and
for an extension Of time on his con.
tract. The difficulty Is large one aud
with a dock with a bottom 800 feet
long, the whole length being Unstable
the contract cannot be completed on
July I, 1919, and may not be completed
until aiK months later,