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The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-02-01
A Hard Jolt.

At a certain college it was the GUS
tom to have the students write the fol-
lowing pledge ut the bottom Of their
examination papers: Il hereby certify
on my honor that l have neither given
nor received aid during this examina.
ton"
Soon after handing in his paper to a
professor. noted for his sarcasm. Il
young fellow hurriedly entered the
classroom and said. professor. l for
got to put the pledge on my paper"
Altogether unnecessary" replied the
teacher. 81 have just finished looking
over your paper. and l feel sure tina
you did not give nor receive aid"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-02-01
Spurqeon's joke.

Humor is not expected On a DEATH
bed. but it is often there. An English
clergyman, Rev. Charles II. Kelly, re-
lates a good story about the late Rev.
G. H. Spurgeon. He was on the border
land Of death at Mentone, and the
night was very stormy. Next morning
a lady said to Spurgeon, Il am afraid
the wild waves disturbed you, MIR.
Spurgeon."
NO." replied the great preacher,
but do you know what the wild waves
were saying? They were saying, Let
us spray"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-02-01
...OUR FIRST.
CLEARANCE SALE

No old, shop-worn goods. Everything new, bright
and up.to'the-minute in style. We don't want to
carry over any Winter Goods, and have put a low
cut cash price on every article in our store.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-02-01
- The -
Scrap Book
He Observed.

BE observing. my son. said a "a
Their t his boy. ''Cultivate the habit
Of seeing. and you will be a successful
man. Don't go through the world
blondly. Learn to use your eyes.
Boys who are observant know a great
deal more than those who are not"
Willie listened in silence.
Several days later when the entire
family. consisting Of his mother, amt
and uncle. were present his father
said:
"Well, Willie. have you kept using
your eyes, as l advised you to do?
Willie nodded and after a moments
hesitation said:
"I've seen a few things about the
house. Uncle Jim's got a bottle Of
hair dye hid under his bed, Aunt Jen-
MES got an extra set Of teeth In her
dresser. mas got some lots Of false
hair in her bureau dra wer. and you've
got a pack Of cards. a box Of poker
chips and a box of dice behind the
books in the bookcase"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-02-01
In a Quandary,

The doctor had looked at the pa
tents tongue, taken his temperature.
felt his pulse and was at the point Of
leaving the room when he paused to
say to the sick mans wife, Madame,
in addition to your giving the medi-
cine l have prescribed I wish you
would see that every morning your
husband gets a shower bath"
The oma looked worried. "But.
DOCTOR" she propounded a%nxiously,
"what am l goin' to do the mornin's
we don't have no showers?"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-02-01
At PARTING.

~ Farttn8.
Until we meet again! That Is the mean
ing
OF the familiar words tina men repeat
At parting in the street.
All. yes. till then. but when death. inter.
vening.
Rend US asunder with what ceaseless
pain
We wait for thee again!
The friends who leave US do not feel the
sorrow
OF parting as we feel it who must stay,
Lamenting day by day
And knowing when we wake upon the
morrow
We shall not find in its accustomed
place
The one loved face.
-IOnpfollOw
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
COUNTY EXAMINATION FOR STU.
DENTS ENTERING STATE A. &
N. COLLEGE.

White boys and girls fourteen years
Of age and over viii be granted exam
nation fer admission to the state Ag-
ricultural and Mechanical College 10
Gated at saltwater. Oklahoma. by G.
f. Newell on August is, at Chickasha
city hall. Grady county. Oklahoma. as
required by law.
A county superintendent win hold
the examination and the papers will
be graded by the A. & N. College and
notice will be sent to the prospective
student before the opening of the
College session, September 4th. Such
county examinations will save pros.
pective students much expense and
trouble in entering College.
Common and EEsh school graduates
are admitted to the College on their
diplomas without examination.
Tuition in the State A. & N. College
is free. The next session opens Sep
tember 5th.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Home-Mads Barometer.

Those who like experimentation
may try the following method OF max
ing a cheap barometer. practced in
France.
Take grams Of pulverized cam
phor. grams OF pulverized nitrate Of
potassium. > grams OF pulverized nj
trate Of ammonia. and dissolve in so
grams OF alcohol. Put the whole In
a long slender bottle closed at the. top
with a piece OF bladder containing
pinhole to admit the air
When rain is coming the solid par.
ticles will tend gradually to mount.
little star crystals forming in the
liquid. which otherwise remains clear;
II high winds are approaching the
liquid will become thick, as If fer
menting, while a film Of solid particles
forms on the surface; during fair
weather the liquid will remain clear
and the solid particles will rest at
the bottom.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
A School for White and
Indian Children
NOTICE.

To parents and guardians Of white
and Indian children.
The United States government will
pay board and tuition for a limited
number of Chickasaw and Choctaw
children.
Buildings have been enlarged and
fitted with all the modern improve
ments, making the school one OF the
best equipped in the state.
We are also prepared 10 take white
children.
Parents are guardians wishing to
place their girls under the direct care
OF the sisters and their boys in a sis.
ters school
Address. Sisters Of Mercy. St Ag-
mes Academy. Ardmore. Okla.
Boys and girls department entirely
separate Address department desir-
ed. S-712t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
(First published Aug. II. 1911
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

tEAol p0bliHntt 41AH. IL ADt4tt
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
State Of Oklahoma. Grady county. SIS.
Chickasha Gas & Electric Co. plain
tiff vs.. Mrs. Mary McNemee, de-
fendant.
Before the Honorable T. P Moore,
Justice Of the Peace. Chickasha, town
ship.
Said defendant Mrs Mary McNomee
win take notice that she has been sued
IN the above named court upon an ac-'
count. and that on the 2Sfh day Of
July. 1911, an order Of attachment
for the sum of twenty-seven and 20-
100 dollars. was issued by the above
named justice Of the peace against her
goods in the above entitled action. and
that she must answer the petitnon flIr
cd therein by said plaintiff On or be-
fore the 7th day Of September. 1911.
Or said petition win Be taken is true.
and a judgment for said plaintiff for
twenty-seyen and 2O-I0O dollars and
all costs and the attachment here
in granted viii be rendered accord
ingly.
CHIcKAsHA GAS & ELECTRIC CO..
Attest: Plaintiffs.
T. P. MOORE,
Justice Of the Peace. S-11-21
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
%+++ ++++ 80 $50 =
. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. .
= Compiled by the Grady County .
. Abstract Company. 10s =
. North Third Street. s

BA Rogers and wife to William P
Gum 7-l4-ll, s24oo. Lot 6. Z Blk 70
Chix.
J A Alexander gdn to Frank Solo
mon 7-29-ll $4,000 sw Sc; Sc sw; e 20
acres Of lot z; sec s.; ne 10 acres OF
lot J. ne NV 1876.
Benjamin Hampton and wife to
Cora Alva Hill 7-27-l1 s270. Lots 25,
26, ~. 2s. blk 9; Kenwood add to
Chix.
Lorenzo p Cook and wife to A b
Hickman 7-l5-ll $1,000. Lot 3, 10, II,
~, blk Is Sparks add to Chix.
Chix Extension & Improvement co
to Lulu A Barr 6-23-l1 $500. Lot 13
and IA blk 10 University Heights add
to Chix.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Gave Musical Recital.

A. J. Goff and his son Arta, gave a
musical recital on the lawn at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs R. NJ Evans last
evening. The musical numbers were
rendered by the Messrs Goff and their
violin pupils. The program was ex-
ceptonally well rendered and consist
e. of a splendid collection Of classic
music.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Must Have mean, Parason.

They could not have been otherwise
than rather young. though | could not
see them on account OF the screen.
You're the only girl for me-" he
told her-'you're all my fancy paint
ed you-the very paregoric Of wo.n-
ankind! d!"-Success Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Aumphrex EIeeted peIeaate.

r. r. Humphrey was elected as the
delegate from the Chickasha National
Protective Legion last night to attend
the national convention of the order
a. Columbus. Ohio. September 18th.
A f. Mckenzie was named as the al.
ternate. There wasa good attendance
at the meeting and the regular rou.
tine business was attended to.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Society Notes

Master Clark and Miss Mae Ruther-
ford left this morning for Anadarko,
where they win visit for a few days.
Mrs. Anna Buchanan has returned
from short visit at the home of her
son in Mangum.
DIR. A. C. Crosse viii spend tomor-
row in Oklahoma City the guest Of
friends.
Miss Celeste widney is spending a
few days in Clinton, the guest Of
friends.
Miss Rose Margolen is expected in
the city from Purcell this afternoon
to spend a few days with Mrs. VIM.
Reinheimer.
Leo Gerstenfield has returned from
an extended visit in New York where
he went for his health and is very
much improved.
Mrs. Effie Bateman and Miss Jesse
Baker gave picnic supper at UDiver-
sity Park last night in honor Of Mrs.
R. A. Ingleman and Mrs. G. w. Din
ming Of Pond Greek. The lunch was
ono of the enjoyable affairs Of the
kind and only immediate friends were
among the guests.
Mrs. H. n. Smith entertained the
Motor Bridge club at the regular meet
ing Wednesday morning and a very
delightful forenoon was spent with
the club game. Mrs. T. H. Dwyer re-
ceived the club prize. Tables were ar
ranged for twelve players. Mrs. viii
Dwyer of Brennan. Texas. was the
ont of town guest of honor on the list
The United Charity society win hold
the regular meeting Of the month Mon
day afternoon at the home Of Mrs. H.
2. Johnson at 4 o'clock. Mrs. Riddle,
tho president is very anxious that
full attendance of the membership be
present as issues of great importance
to the society will come up for dis
evasion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Few Licenses issued.

r. L. Wallace who is issuing hunt
er's licenses this season says that
there has beer only a very few IL
censes issued SO far. Mr.. Wallace says
that he expects to be busy Monday as
the ployer season win be open Tues.
day of next week.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
SHORT STORIES
OF THE TOWN
Evans District Deputy.

r. NJ. Evans has been appointed dis
trict deputy Of the insurance depart
ment OF the Knights of Pythias lodge,
The position carries no salary and the
appointment is made by the head Of
flcers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
Hay AND FEED.

Choice prairie hay, the best in town
sic per ton while it lasts; and other
feed at reasonable prices. Phone 73e.
Matthews-Linton Grain Co. S-12-tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Mrs. Lewis mother OF Sheriff
Lewis returned this afternoon from
visit at Altus Miss Alma Lewis went
% Altus TO accompany her home.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Miss Hortense Gregory Of Sherman.
Texas. will arrive in the city Monday
FOR a visit with Mrs L. c. Hutson and
Mrs. D. E. Emerson.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

FOR RENT - Two large connect.
Ing rooms. furnished for light house
keeping complete; close in; gas. cleo
tric light paid; phone 70. 1928
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

70 RRENT II 3 room cottage. fur
nished, good water. electric lights, 2
blocks from P. 9. See j. L. Olive.
phone 373. 1913
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

nj. r. Ikard, live stock inspector for
Oklahoma is In town from Oklahoma
City, visiting with friends.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Sanford Sweet son OF Rev Sweet Of
Ada, was a visitor in the city last
night
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
> OKLAHOMA WEATHER BuL-


= = = = > . > = = . = = > . = >
> OKLAHOMA WEATHER BuL- =
+ LETlN. =
= Western Union Report at 8 a. m. :
> = = = , = = = = : = Z >
Chickasha, clear and warm. Okla
homa City. Shawnee. Ada. Altus. Law
ton. Frederick. Arkansas City. Ho-
bart. Purcell. Mangum. Ponca City,
Ardmore. Perry. Fairfax. Cushing,
Clinton. Enid. Geary, Minco, McAles-
ter. wister. Davis, Tulsa, Chandler.
Stroud. all cleas and warm.
Madill. part cloudy
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Master Clark and Miss Mae Ruther-
ford left this morning for Anadarko,
where they win visit for a few days.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Mrs. Anna Buchanan has returned
from short visit at the home of her
son in Mangum.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12
; = > %%%&$ s% . . : %$%@ > .
, RAILROAD TINE cARDs. =


FRISCO RAILROAD.
Earsnouna.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Dr. A. c. Crosse will spend tomor-
row in Oklahoma City the guest Of
friends.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

leo Gerstenfield has returned from
an extended visit in New York where
he went for his health and is very
much improved.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-08-12

Miss Rose Margolen is expected in
the city from Purcell this afternoon
to spend a few days with Mrs. VIM.
Reinheimer.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
Chapped Hands Quickly
and Easily Relieved
A Little MenthOlatum Works Won
ders.

Nothing Is more annoying and yet
more easily prevented than chapped
skin If the skin on your hands or
face is chapped wash thoroughly be-
fore retiring using pure mild soap.
Then apply Mentholatum literally to
the chapped parts. Mentholatum is
soothing and healing, and will keep
the skin entirely free from chapping.
MENTHOLATUM is one of the best
and most fayorably known household
preparations During the 20 years that
ii has been on the market, it has been
extensively used and recommended
by physicians, and today Mentholatum
is the standard household remedy in
millions of homes
It is excellent for all inhammations,
cold sores, burns, cuts, etc
The Mentholatum Co. of Buffalo,
n. Y. would be very glad to send you
free sample If you write for it. A
postal will do. Mentholatum is on
sale in 25c and SOC opal jars in prac-
tically every drug store in the United
States 1917
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
NOVEL MASSAGE CREAM.
Perfect Skin Food That Removes
Wrinkles and Clears Complexion.

The most delicate skin will quick
ly respond to the soothing and tonic
effects of Hokara, and when this pure
skin food is used. pimples are soon q
thing Of the past.
As massage cream or after shay
ing il is unequalled, removing all ir-
ritations, and making the skin soft
and yelyetv.
Apply a little to the hands or face
after washing and surprise yourself
with the dead skin that comes off.
Hokara is the only massage cream
that is an antiseptic, and pimples, &c
zema, and all skin blemishes suon
disappear when it is used.
Although far superior to the ordi-
nary massage cream and sold on a
guarantee of best you ever used or
money back yet the price is a trihe
only % cents for liberal jar; larger
size soc.
Sold on guarantee by g. r. Fogg
"If the blood is impure use Hoka-
ra Blood Tablets. They cool and
cleanse the blood and regulate the
bowels in a natural way" 2
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
Maine Telephone & Tele-
graph Company
SkOwhegan Woman's Club.

At the regular meeting of the Wo-
mans Club held April l, at the Lii
brary Parlors. Childrens day was OBJ
served The members and theh
guests were received by Miss Eliza.
beth Webb and Mrs. Jennie Perkins
The program was arranged by Mrs
Daisy Merrill and it was indeed
gala day for the children. Mother
Goose with her large family, Were
well represented, and an atmosphere
of make believe and a touch of fairy
play, so dear to the childish mind
pervaded the audience AS we look
ed upon the bright happy faces of the
little ones, we read appreciation of
the good time prepared for them.
The meeting was opened by vocal
solos by Miss Gertrude Webb, who
represented The Little Old Woman
Who Never Kept Quiet accompani-
ed by Miss Elizabeth Webb, repre-
senting THE Old Woman Who Swept
the Cobwebs from the Sky" which
was warmly applauded. A recitation
Little Red Riding Hood" was given
by Miss Helen Halves; dialogue. Fred
erick Perkins and George Halves,
representing the King and knaVe
of Hearts; piano solo "Whitner,' by
the Little Quaker Maiden. Miss Ruth
Greenwood; songs, by Miss Ger
trude Webb. The audience then list
ened to the "Boyhood of Hiawatha, "
read by Mrs. Elizabeth Merrill, who
was very attractive in her Indian CO.'S
tune. A song, "Rockaby Lady was
given by Miss Helen and George
Halves and Frederick Perkins. After
which the audience was highly enter
tanned by Tommie Cockburn, who
sang. Little Boy Blue" and the
Lady Moon" At recess, which was
then announced, votes for the coming
election of officers were distributed
by the nominating committee. After
recess Mrs. Daisy Merrill, imperson-
ating Mother Goose, told several stor-
les from Mother Goose. The Presi-
dent announced that the next meet
ing would be held at the Congrega-
tional vestry at three o'clock and that
a supper would be served at six
o'clock. The meeting was then adj
journed, refreshments were served
and social hour enjoyed.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
How to Cure a Sore
Throat
\ simple Method of Treatment That
Is Sure to Bring Results.

Make a garelo of plain baking soda
and warm water using Il teaspoon
of baking soda To u glass of water
ST. this every half hour Before re
firing rub a liberal application of
Mcutaofum on Ire throat then bind
ii hot flannel over It,
This Will e. Sc tae thro.t at once
md in 1.nd csses will cure SORE
throat over night. In severe cases
stay indoors and repeat the treat
ment. Quick relief. certain and sat
isfactory results accompany this
method of treating a sore throat.
MENTHOLATUM is a scientific
compound having valuable. medicinal
and germicidal properties 1t is alb
soutely harmless, has millions of
users. and is extensively recommend
ed by physicians for sore throat, ton
slitis. colds crop, etc
If you will write the Mentholatum
Co at Buffalo y Y. they will gladly
send you a sample free.
Mentholatum can be had in the
local drug stores in 25c and soc opal
jars. 10
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
SkOWHEGAN POULTRY
MEN LEAD
Plans Original Here to Be Extensive
ly Copied.

The agricultural press of the coun-
try was deeply impressed with the
poultry show held last Christ
mas by the Somerset Poultry
Producers Association. and they are
still saying nice things about it. A
recent number of the Farm and Fire
side published at Springfield, Ohio
told the story under the head line "A
SHOW WORTH COPYING" and by
way of Introduction said: Here are
some new. up-to-the minute ideas in
The management of poultry shows We
viii not need to point out to our
readers the utility of demonstrations
such as those here described in OPP
ening the eyes of poultrymen and
raising their standards throughout
he community. These Skowhegan
poultrymen have some ideas worth
copying"
The current number of the New
England Homestead also tells the
story of a WORTH WHILE POCL-
Thy SHOW" and says editorially:
There is hope for the American
poultry show A new style has been
tried on a small scale in Maine and
has given satisfaction. Its aim was
to educate exhibitors and the public
as to what is good market poultry
FUSS and feathers are well enough in
their place, but eggs and meat are
Waat the farmers want. Poultry
SHOWS that teach how to produce
these will not lack either exhibitors
or audiences. The block test at the
Maine show was the leading feature.
More people were interested in it
than in any other one thing. 1t
should be prominent at every show
next fall and winter. Now is the
time to make arrangements. Mem
oers OF poultry clubs, farmers, every
one, read the article on the Worth
whlie poultry show in this issue. then
sur up your poultry association to in
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
Ninety Days Telephone
Service Without Charge
TO New Subscribers

In order to bring the many advantages
of telephone service to the attention of those
who never subscribed to the service, and to
the end that every present user Of the system
will be greatly benefited by the increase Of
subscribers in the Skowhegan Exchange, the
Telephone Co. will install a tel ephone in
your residence or place of business absolutely
without charge and furnish the exchange SER
vice for period of three months as trial
proposition. Applicant must be acceptable
to Company.
Upon request by letter or phone an
agent of the company will call.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
NOTICE.

The Second National Bank, located
at Skowhegan, in the State of Maine
is closing up its affairs. All note
holders and others, creditors of said
association, are hereby notified TO
present the notes and other claims
against the association for payment
JAMES FELLOWS, Cashier.
Dated at Skowhegan, Maine, March
14th, 1911. 2mo-11
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
Not So Bad.

Poor man" she said. STOPPING over
the victim who had just been dragged
out from under her automobile Have
you a wife,"
No" he groaned. This Is the worst
thing that ever happened to me-
Chicago Record Herald.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
PAPERS WANTED.

Our files are short of the issues of
March and March %. If any of
our subscribers who have copies of
these issues will mail them to us IT
will be appreciated by the publishers.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13

While the conversation may lag a
little occasionally, people don't get as
much rest in that way as they should
Speaking of gluttons for punish
ment, there is the individual who will
deliberately go out and steal a bicy-
Gle.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13
MOI Very Rrlaht.

Negley-You seem to have a poor
opinion of Podler's intelligence.
Gaymer-You would, too, If you knew
he had been looking in the city diree'
tory three days for Ziegler's address
and had got only as far as the DIS
Chicago News.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13

Laugh when a friend tells a joke. 1t
is one of the numerous taxes you
must pay.
After every big failure it turns out
that some pretty shaky men get credit
at the banks.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13

clude block test and other utility
features in your next show.
Evidently the wise ones think that
the Somerset Poultry Producers AS
sociation is in somewhere near right.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1911-04-13

Political guns kick harder than the
other kind.