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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-20
FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET.
HELP WANTED-MALE.

Wanted-Neat boy over 16 years,
n speaking Hungarian. Garben,
433 State street.
5~64-9-19-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-20
ONE CENT A WORD
REAL. ESTATE FOR SALE.

Look for weekly real estate bar
gains, advertised every SATURDAY
Monday and Tuesday in classineo
columns of this paper.
By
SHIRLEY & BLEW,
338 State Street,
Perth Amboy, N. j.
Office open evenings until y D.
22196-6-29-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-20

Woodbridge Residence for Sale
Seven rooms, improvements, CEN
trally located, large lot. Address
Box 610, Woodbridge, N. j.
R4Q-o-1 2-9t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-20

555-9-1 9-5t-o-e-W-Tu.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-20

House for SaEe-New building, seven
rooms and bath, steam heat, all
improvements; $500 cash. Easy
terms. Frank L.. Harrington, 1922
Lewis street. b65-9-19-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-20
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

MISUNDERSTANDING with experience
and reference. ]. H. Foster, 81
Smith ~stEssst-goou strong CONAN ofdf
Smith street. 5~70-9-19-2t
S~aIesIady and SaIesman-(fn Shoes)
experienced preferred, for Satur-
days. Inquire j. SIobodien s Bro.
188-9-5-tf
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01
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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

The many striped serges and cheyiots
and also the wider kinds of linen and
pongee silk need patterns which do not sac
rifce the material by cutting it into many
cores The skirt illustrated is one of
these, having only three cores and small
darts to fit it on the hips. This skirt is
good model for decorating with hand EN-
broidery.
The pattern, 5000, is cut in sizes
~ to 81 inches waist measure. Medium
size requires 4 yards of 80 inch material
The above pattern can be obtained by
sending 10 cents to the Office of this paper.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

returned home found the party await
ing them. Mr.. and Mrs Thorwoldson
We're united in marriage at Christiana,
Norway. fifty years ago. They remov-
ed to North Dakota in 1884, and filed
on a homestead near Sterling, where
they have resided for the past twenty
seven year. All of their children,
grandchildren and great grandchildren.
twenty in number were present, and
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

during the afternoon photographs were
taken Of four generations and also of
all those present. The party COM
menced at 2 o'clock in the afternoon
and continued until after midnight,
there being about $50 guests present.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thorwoldson are respec-
lively IS and rs years old, and were
treated to their first automobile ride
on their anniversary.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

make himself generally useful by TAX
ing pictures of the crowd A Are was
kindled, the coffee pot carefully
watched by the guards, bread cut and
spread with the lone knife possessed
by the crowd-and last OF all, the box
OF goodies was opened-roasted young
fried chicken. Following the feast a
delightful launch ride was enjoyed.
The 7. w. C. A. CAFETERIA win be
closed July 4.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01
Social Notes

The past week has been filled witt
weddings. Nearly every day the col
umns Of this page have contained tbs
accounts of two or three weddings
These have also been accompanied
with a number of pretty showers and
entertainments. Yesterday was the
hast day Of the month Of roses and
weddings and now the thoughts of all
will turn toward the coming festivities
accompanying the national independ-
ence day and the midsummer fair.
Many of those who have left the city
and are spending the summer at the
lakes will return at that time.
10
Among the number who have visited
the lakes during the past week or went
down for a short outing were: Mr..
and Mrs. oliver Denis Chauncey
Iangdon, E. r. Orchard, Herbert Mott,
Ed Freeman, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Wooledge, Mr.. and Mrs John Wooledge,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. M Bathrick. Mr.. and
Mrs. Workman and family, Mr.. and
Mrs. Smith, Alfred Hauser, Fred Hag-
en-, Leland Follett, Billy Eddy Guy
Comrie, Mrs. L. G. Iceberg, Mrs. III. f.
starr and daughter, and Mrs f. L.
Gardner and family.
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Among the guests in the city this
week were: Mr. ana Mrs. w. w Par
sons of ST. Joseph, Mo-, with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. c. Hamilton; Mr.. and Mrs. H.
e. Walker Of Vancouver, b. c., with
Mrs. E. L. Copeland; Mr.. and Mrs. F.
L. Whitney of Forest River, with Mrs.
III. H HOLSTER; Lyman Miller of Nc |
Henry; Mr.. and Mrs. w. b. Overton of |
Williston, with DR.. and Mrs. ]. @. Dill |
Ion; Miss Helen Everhart of Norfolk, |
Va. with Miss Evelyn Everhart, at |
Lake Melissa; Mr.. and Mrs, j. s. Han
nan and children of Bismarck, with !
Mrs. L. A. Rohan; DIR. and Mrs Harry
Gowland of Valparaiso, Ind, with Mr.. /
and Mrs Sam Gowland; Mrs. Walter
Reed Of Armenia; J. w. Johnson Of Ra-
cine, Wis, with L. G. Johnson; Mrs. r.
s. Adams Of Lisbon; Miss Mildred
Romsdahl of Calumet, Mich; Miss
Claire Gardner of Argusvllle, with Miss
Katherine Boise; Miss Theodore Aask
OF Minneapolis, with Mr.. and Mrs. o.
Martinson OF Moorhead; Miss Ada
Schultz of Casselton; Miss Enid Young
of Surrey with Mrs. c. e. Young; Paul
S. Kurtzman of Mckinley, Mimi; Mr..
and Mrs. j. L. Blanch of Harvey, with
Rev. and Mrs. G. F. Sewrey; Mrs. S.
w. Bond of Minot, with Mrs. c. e.
Young; Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Tousley I
and little daughter of Beach; Mr. and
Mrs. r. c. Martin, Miss Bell Martin, H |
J. Knoblauch, A. g Flick and w. J.
Milligan Of Hope, and Mrs. Annie Will I
,on Of Breckenridge c
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Those who left the city during the O
week were: Miss Edith Bowers to r
Grand Forks; Mrs. J. J. Weaver to v
Sprth Yakima; Mrs. S. S. Putnam to t
california; Mrs. T. Fl. McEnroe to
Altoon, Ia; Mrs. Geo. l. Benson to
Mrs. Jennie B. Hill to b
brand Forks; Mr. and Mrs. Fred Par s
ons and Mrs. Wood and daughter to n
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Dahl to S
Preston ATrg n n / n
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Denver, Col. June S0.-The Henwood
murder trial is attracting the atten-
ton Of the entire country because OF
the prominence of the principals. When
court resumed Monday, Attorney Bot
tum for the defense devoted all of his
efforts to laying a foundation where
by the objection of the state could be
overcome and Mrs. Springer again
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

A permanent organization of French
speaking doctors of the world will be
formed at the twelfth French congress
of medicine at Lyon in October.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01
ice CREAM SHERREIS

And ices. Place your orders now fof
sunday and Fourth of July dinners.
Special individual moulds suitable for
all occasions. Free delivery. Phone
1O11, Bijou Candy Mart.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01
STATE EVENTS.

Last Saturday was the silver an
niversary OF the marriage of Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. T. Regner Of Cooperstown. TO
make the occasion one long to be re-
membered, the ladies of the Baptist
church of that city got UP a surprise
party and visited the Regner home
There were about twenty In the party
and the surprise was genuine. The
ladies took along many good things to
eat, and q pleasant, social time was en-
Joyed. Some useful souvenirs were
left by the visitors to remind Mr.. and
Mrs. Regner OF the visit.
MIR. and Mrs. 8. Thorwoldson Of Dris-
coll were greatly surprised at their
home Saturday. June "A. it being their
hftieth wedding anniversary They
had gone to Sterling to spend the day
visiting with friends. and when they
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

called to the stand and compelled to
testify as to her relations with S.
Lewis (Tonyl Won Phul of st. Louis
one of Henwood's two victims.
The tragedy IL viii be recalled, is
said to have been caused by remarks
concerning Mrs. Springer, one of the
most beautiful and attractive women
of Denver.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

A party from Yale university Is on
It's way TO Peru to explore a section
of the Andes mountains only partially
mapped In the crudest manner.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

A celluloid memorandum tablet that
can be attached to mans cum and
slipped out OF the way up his coat
sleeve when not In use Il novelty.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

HIIu HUG daughter 10 Tower City and
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. III. Gibson and daugh-
tiers to Minneapolis.
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Among the returns to the city men
toned In the column were: Mr.. and
Mrs. F. c, Gardner from Tacoma, Fla;
Miss Mary Mae Miller from Tracey,
Mimi; Misses. Emma and Eulah Miller
from Valley City; Miss Alice Halland
from Mayville; Mrs. T.. C. Anderson
and little daughter from Toronto, Can;
Horace Young from Layson island;
J. J. Feckler from st. Paul and Mrs. l.
II. Ulsaker and three daughters from a
trip over the state,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Miss Marie Void OF Cummings is
spending few days at the Y.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Laden with coffee pot, boxes of var
ious sizes and shapes and supplies Of
such plentitude as to have been suffi-
Gent for feeding the 5000 of Biblical
times, the Hiking club started out on
their weekly "jaunt." Various hikes"
were suggested-the Crabbe farm, Oak
Grove. and other places, but the club
finally decided upon the commons"
east Of st. Johns hospital. Everybody
seemed to fall into the idea of going
there and 1t was but a walk Of pos
sibly fifteen minutes until they were
there. But they arrived there some
what weary for every member OF the
club was well aware OF the fact that
fuel might possibly be scarce and so
prepared for the possible lack OF brush.
ETC., by carrying pieces of pine boards,
brush that seemed in the way, pieces
of trees broken into carryable chunks.
and everything else that they could
find along the road. Hardly had the
jolly crowd reached the grounds when
a pleasant looking gentleman, laden
with kodak and plates, proceeded to
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

The Presbyterian church of Langdon
was the scene of quite an deliberately
arranged June wedding. when Miss
Katie Millicent Irwin, the only daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Nicholas Irwin, and
John ]. Gilchrist of owen Sound, Ont,
were united in marriage by Rev. F. J.
Hubbard The bridal pair left for Owen
Sound ont, by way Of Winnipeg and
Port Arthur.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Miss Mary Norton left this morning
for Devils Lake after completing some
special work in one of the local BUSH
ness colleges.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

A quiet wedding took place on the
bridegrooms farm fourteen miles
southwest Of York, on June 10, when
Mrs. Anna Porter became the wife of
Seymour p. Simon. Rev. David Miller
of York tying the nuptial knot in the
presence of only the near relatives of
the bridegroom.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Mrs. j. K. Joslyn is registered among
the guests at the Y. while remaining
in the city with her daughter, who
recently graduated from the Fargo
Conservatory and who is now nj in
one of the local hospitals.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

The marriage OF Miss Frida SNOW
field, the daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs
Magnus Snowfield of Hannah, to Free
man M. Einarson, was solemnized at
the Evangelical Lutheran church In
that city on Wednesday. They will
spend their honeymoon in the twin
cities and other points after which they
viii return to Hannah, to reside.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

shows two outlets which the electricity
forced through the air to the earth. One
OF these, the bolt to the right has be-
come completely separated from the
main bolt and the rnarvelously quick
camera shutter has caught the light
ming. suspended In the air.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01
Y. W. c. a. NOTES.

The English class started Thursday
evening with very good attendance
and more are expected to join.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

On Wednesday. a very pretty we'd
ding took place at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Samuel Syverson in Norton
township near Adams, when Albert
Thorvilson and Dena Syverson were
united in the holy bonds of matrimony.
They will reside on Mr.. Thorvilsons
farm at Delslie, Sask.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

On Thursday, June 22,occurred the
marriage of John Cyrus Of Blabon to
Miss Alma Ellefson, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Sven Ellefson, of Grafton, at
their home.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

The wedding bells rang Wednesday
for Miss Clara Olson, the young and
charming daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Gilbert Olson, and Gle Midstokke, son
of Mr.. and Mrs Lars Midstokke, both
prosperous farmers of Sharon. The
wedding was celebrated at the home Of
the bride.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01
Muslin Underwear

10, is, 20 per cent discount on
all our Muslin Underwear for
ladies and misses. We have
a great many pieces that
must be cleared out, even at
a loss to ourselves.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Announcements have been received
Of the marriage of Rev. Gilbert Sem
of Hume and Miss Esther Huntington
of Chicago, which will take place at
Somers, Wis, July 4.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

a very quiet Wedulng took place In
Ambrose last Sunday evening. when
Miss Helen Karls. one of Ambroses
most popular young ladies became the
bride of Sigrid Othiem of Marienthal,
Sask. The ceremony was performed at
the home of the officiating clergyman,
Rev. John Hodgson. Mr.. Othiem is
one of the hustling young business
men of Marienthal, being manager of
the Canadian Mercantile store there.
They left for Marienthal Monday
morning where the bridegroom has a
home ready for them.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

r. o. Steake and Mrs. Anne Kaiser
Of Mott were married at Dickinson
last Monday. which came as a surprise
to their many friends at Mott and
Richardton. AT present they are max
ing their home in Richardton, but will
leave in a short time for the Pacific
coast.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Wednesday, June 81, pretty we'd
ding was solemnized at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl F.. Rossow, about
three miles east of Raleigh. when their
daughter, Miss Ella, gave her hand in
marriage to John Bosch. The cere-
mony was performed by Rev. Mr.. Bos-
worth.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

On Thursday evening quiet we'd
ding took place at the home Of Mr. and
Mrs. Hans Peterson Of McHenry. The
contracting parties were Hokan H.
Engstrom. who has had charge Of the
Horn & Nicoll ell eyator there for some
time, and the bride. Miss Emma Peter
son. Mr.. and Mrs. Engstrom will To-
cate at McHenry and will be at home
to friends after July 4.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

On Tuesday in st. Benedict's Catho-
lie church at Glenburn, occurred the
marriage of Miss Jane e. McCauley
and Fred E. Johnson. The ceremony
was performed by Rev. ]. c. Collins.
The bridegroom is a prosperous young
business man of Grano and the young
people will be at home there after
July |.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Miss Amanda Nord and Fred M.
Smith were Joined in the holy bonds
Of wedlock in the WaIcott church last
Thursday by Rev Mr. BaIIestad. Mr..
Smith Is at present employed as rail-
way postal clerk with headquarters at
Jamestown where the young couple
will make their future home.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

Several broken lots of ladies' White Waists, in cot
ton voiles and lawns, All are trimmed at the neck
and on the sleeves with pretty lace and embroidery
hey have low necks and the popular square Dutch
necks We have all sizes to select from but not OF
any one kind. They are this seasons waists and
are cut in the most stylish patterns These Waists
formerly sold at 81 so, SITS, $500 To clear them
out we are offering them ar
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-01

VIM. Fl. Mayors left Hatton last Sat-
urday for Ashby, MINI. where he was
married on Tuesday to Miss Clara Ask
of that city Mr.. and Mrs Mayors will
spend their honeymoon in the twin
cities and at Mr.. Mayors home in
Winona, Mimi, after which they will
return to Hatton to reside and will be
at home after July 4.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
A Playful Wolf.

Wolves carry Off children out on the
frontiers OF civilization sometimes. but
in New York some children turned the
thing around and came near carrying
of the wolf. He was a big gray wolf.
and he had been kept in private me-
nagerie in the suburb where the chill
dren live Mr. Wolf got out OF his cage
and ran away and then came upon a
group OF children playing in the dust.
Wolves like TO play In the dust. too.
and so this wolf was not at all offend
ed when the children dragged him into
their play. They thought that he was
a street dog. and he did not tell them
what he really was He let the chill
dren pull his tail and push him about
and feed him candy. and he was hav-
ing royal good time when his owner
came along and captured him.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
s. In a Bad Way"
Many a Lexington Reader Will Feel
Grateful For This Informotion


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Remember the name-Doan' Sand
take no other.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
Tho Welsh Woman's Red Cloak.

The red cloak which the Welsh wo-
men wear Is not only ornamental, but
it also contributed to the repelling Of
the last invasion of their island. When
French force OF 400 men under
General Tate landed at Fishguard in
together the local militia, while sew
eral hundred women had followed
their husbands from the hills dressed
in the national cOstume-red mantles
and mems beaver hats The French,
knowing that scarlet was the British
uniform, concluded that large re-en-
forcements had ached Fishguard and
FASTENED to make an unconditional sur
render-LOndon Chronicle.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
NJ & WNorfolk 6Western
SCHEDULE IN EFFKCT, JUNE IL, 1911
LEAVE BUENA VISTA

0p.m.-For Bristol and informed
ate stations. Pullman sleeper and Din
ing Car TO Roanoke. Parlor car Roam
ok to Bristol. Connects at Roanoke
with st. Louis Express for all points
West. Pullman Sleeper Roanoke to
Columbus, and Cincinnati Cafe Car.
7.05 a.m.-For Roanoke. Bluefield,
Pocahontas, Norton, Winston-Salem.
Charlotte, WEIGH and intermediate
stations. Pullman Sleeper to Gary.
Cafe Dining Car connects at Roanoke
with Memphis Special for Chattanooga,
Nashville, Memphis.
1.57 .m.-For Hagerstown, Phila-
dalphla, New York. Pullman Sleepers
via HaVerstown for Harrisburg, Phila-
deIpha and New York. Dining Car to
Hagerstown.
$50 pm. For II agerstown, Philadel-
phia and New York Pullman Sleeper to
New York, Cafe Car.
Rates, time tables and information
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to Agent N, & w. Ry.
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Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
The Game of Wink.

Wink is an amusing game and IL
generally played as follows: Chairs are
placed in a circle; girl occupies one
and a boy stands behind her chair
Suppose there were sixteen boys pres
ent and only fifteen girls. the sixteenth
boy would stand behind an emp'v
chair. All the girls must look at the
sixteenth boy. The one he winks M
must jump up Qf she can get away
from the person behind her chair and
sit In the empty one. Then the boy
behind her former chair must wink at
some other girl.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
life's Little Tragedies.

A youth dashed into the florists
shop.
There was something wrong about
those red roses you sent the lady on
Lincoln avenue" he declared.
I'm sure they were sent" replied
the florist II remember the order.
You said you wanted the very cheap
est ones, a dozen and u quarter. Here.
joe"
The new boy came forward.
"You remember those roses you took
to Lincoln avenue Sure you got the
address right?"
Eyes, sir. | took it of the bill for
'em. sir"
Bring the bill here"
"I can't sir put II I'm the box with
the rosesr'-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-27
re Found His Equal.

The nier ha:t WAS busy and was
having troublesome time ut the tele-
hone. Central. who tried TO get Nhe
number for him. appeared 10 he mex.
Derienced or asleep. Ordinarily the
most patient OF men, he finally lost
his patience.
Look here" he shouted. either get
me 1924 or give me some place where
may at least talk to my intellectual
equalr'
Silence for moment. and then over
the wire came a loud Hello" in q
mans voice.
Mr.. Brownlow was much relieved.
What place is that?" he asked.
The hospital for the insane" came
the answer.-New York Mail.