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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04
Spirits for Rheumatism


The Increased use OF spirits for rheu-
matIsm Is causing considerable discussion
among the medical fraternity III IA 4
wonderful cure when mixed with certain
other ingredients and taken properly. Tie
following IL the formula 'tTo one-half
pint Of good whiskay add one ounce OF
Toris compound and one ounce OF syrup
SarsapaEtll0 compound. Take in table,
spoonful doses before each meal and be-
fore retiring ANY druggist has these
Ingredients on will quickly get them. Any
one can mix them. This formula was
published hers last wfnter and thousands
we're promptly benefited. IL gives lInme-
date relief
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04
pakota Pionear pead.

Aberdeen, - d., April 4.---I4 y. Ives,
a pioneer resident Of Brown county,
who located on homestead four miles
northeast OF Aberdeen in 1880, when he
had to haul his household goods over
land from Waterfowl, Is dead from an
attack Of pneumonia aged rs years.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04
cANARIEs
F0r sale. the very peat. pen Iart
cottsrs News.

@WNbWFb FNNVVSs
Cotters, N. d.. April 3.-To The
Forum: Miss Anna Beaton has re-
turned from Fargo. where she has
been visiting for time.
Miss Anna Johnson of Fargo is visit
ing at the home of Andrew johnson.
Mrs. Hill and son Charles left last
week for GLENDALE. N. D., where they
were called by the death Of Mrs. Hits
brother law, who passed away last
week after short illness from pneu-
monia.
Frank Beaton Of Fargo visited at
the home farm last week.
Miss Emma Dobrinze spent Sunday
at her home near Wahpeton.
Superintendent Riley visited at our
school one day last week. Cor. c..
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

Lame Shoulder is nearly always due
to rheumatism of the muscles, and
quickly yields to the free application
of Chamberlain's Liniment. For sale
by all dealers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

Ihe Fargo Forum and Republican Ia
Enplshed every evening except Sunday 10
Ipe Forum Building, corner OF First ave
subscription The Fargo Forum and
Dally Republican, by carrier, 15c per week,
OF 4Oc per month, In advance; So per year.
va per year The Fargo Forum and Sat
ufday Republican, 81 per year. Single
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20 which they have paid printed opposite
rheir names on the address slips,
Address all communications to The Forum
Printing Co., Fargo. n. ID.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

Don't eat when you're tired" says
an eastern physician. On the other
hand, never so to bed hungry, we are
elsewhere advised. Life IL getting
rather badly mixed.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

kS The early bird catches the worm
but the early Fargoans who changed
their fiannels all caught the grip.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

s@ The officials appear to be making
the black hand hot foot it,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

III Few people realize that 1t has
been more than ten years since Funs-
ton captured Aggy.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

az If each Chinaman had a gun
they could make trouble for the Rus
slams.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

"a The fact that a Chicago firm
shipped 10000 clocks to China fur
nishes the photographers the material.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

E@ Four and ne-quarter billion
pounds of sugar were imported by the
U. s. last year-yet few kids had
enough candy.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

ltS Down in Illinois dog has been
found with two complete sets of teeth.
Perhaps his bite would be as bad as
| his bark.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

"a In a fight against loan sharks
the Missouri legislature enacted a
measure preventing people from as
signing their wages.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

lkg Twelve young ladies from Scot
land recently arrived in New York. All
CT them blushingIy admitted they were
en- their way to marry young high-
landers who had made their homes
here. Is this in violation OF the con-
tract labor law?
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-04

Eg 1t is claimed there are to be
novelties in mems wearing apparel
that will put the women's harem skirts
to shame. That will be going some.
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charge nee. Bachelors, bcparc Of phomc Friendship. ir By that de-
lysWn fe1 the egotsts
IN" "rrt"G ORIGINATING consists in bcing dbc 10 dur on uou tmd1.
'n'hon bf no"'d1gS he drcroOe man hasn't SUFFICIENT imagination to hold
anything bigger man a dollar sign.
when a man can't thpk Of any good reason phy a uomdn shouldn't
'nd"I9e IN one Of his omMcmcnts he brands 10 as "uauomaniy," and thus
Shoes her Of his preserves
The q'thc9t wy to erase ono hcc from the tdbht Of mcmory is to drd,c
another across IT,
ono consolation IN The Houoht tbt there is no mdrrytpq ~ Hcaren Is
That there "ont hc mn prospective June brides hcyct to patrontsc vou ptth
that Poor ttag'" mappcr.
II isn't n" rost Of going abroad, Lt rhut il costs to Keep yor hw.
band amused at home that makes a womaas EuopcqE up so ppcnSrc.
In the matrimonial markct a bcWcr wh Il tong pu5c is wortt twt
gcntuScs gtt tong hair.
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n monograph attachment to II that
cr'ed out. Put me In the nearest box
Put mo In the nearest boxg Lot me
soe.'
Mrs. Jarr always wanted to soc what
was in Mr.. Jars pockets. Sometimes
she'd get UP IN the night to look.
"1f you must know" said Mr.. Jar,
pulling It out. ITS an accident insur-
ance policy"
I'm sure we've got enough insurance
policies TO pa for" laid Mrs. Jsrr.
Il know that every time 7 need = dress
or a hat and ask YOU for a little extra
money YOU always get on Of II by say
ing; 7 can't let YOU have 4. I've got
Insurance 10 pay this week"
ITS all FOR YOU, What are Won kick
Ing ahout?' remarked Mr., Jar, for. as
has been intimated. he va in no very
amlahle mood.
"Oh, o needn't - tell
mo again that I'll get a lot Of none
II YOU die,' said Mrs. Jarr. You'll
outlive me many, many years"
She said this as Enough. in her op.n-
ion, MIR. Jarr wou.d do 4 rurpoSclv.
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the littl. house lady may "tust detest'
such things AZ vaudeville. and never
could SEQ tho SENSE ~ acrobats and
people singing at tho ceiling and clog
dancing and such; and how any man
can enjoy 4, is more tAan shs can
understand. Yet, when James says.
"rome along, let's 60" n is not unwtse
TO agree. though ma OBEY PROPOSE
ton has long been eliminated from
the marriage ceremony, and IT Is quits
up TO" the oma herself,
For II may happen IN the same course
~ human events that James may
heartily dislike" playing euchre. and
never could v-e the use OF folks wran
Sling ove- a silly llttle prize. yet ths
wee woman did wan to join that eight
couple club that meets but every two
weeks, James, dear, and OF course. I
can't 80 aloue'-
50 there vow are, Y all resolves ttsel.
into a matter OF RECIPROCITY and
tariff must be paid on both sides.
Some things como in mutually free
ANA easy, but on others the duty is
higher. according 10 the rating at
tached 20 st.
These o e 80 = your = way-Iu-go-min>
people who keep u Up ~ . steady die,
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their open air l,fo. During school hours
they merely withdraw from tho com
plny Of the other children. retiring with
their teacher to 81 lonely bench. II rs
fine, under the shelter II 1t rains or
SHOWS. And my girls learn twice az
quickly as children Obliged to be In
DOORS saws the Queen.
The curriculum ss - follows: 1nstruc-
ton. from . TO 10. play from 10 to II;
reading aloud, between II and L.; inter
mission. from /. to .. from > to .. more
schooling. play. from 2 - 4 After that
gymnastics. riding lesson. a drive. Sup
per az 6. Practically only three work
ing hours, against the average chiid's
five, and no homework. Rut Jolanda
ami Mafalda are learning an the time.
They take their lessons I'm atura his
tory in their walks and ta,ts-2ark. for
est and fields teach them all they need
I" know OF animal and flower life. while
tho keeping OF their petty personal a.
counts provides n lesson in
As the younger children have mover
teen told OF the death of King Hum
bert. little Umberto took II into his
head that n portrait of the Pope he ga
IN his fathers study represented
grandpa" Now. as a reward for hav-
ing been very good. he exacted from
his nurse a promise TO take him to
grandpa"
You must do a. YOU promised" said
the Queen. Take the boy to one Of the
public audiences at the Vatican. I won't;
have my children deceived or lied to-"
"When the Papal major domo learned
the Identity OF the little visitor he took
him TO the gardens. where the Holy
Father was p~romenadinG. Pius was de-
lighted with the pretty child and highly
' amused when his new title vas sx-
planned.
"Grandpa" kissed the Prince Of Pied
mont and give him his blessing, and ths
King vas not a hit angry when he
heard about tho newly i~nauguratal
pleasant relations between Qulrlnai and
Vatican.
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1r. Jarr Discovers the Art Of Turning
Insurance Policies Into Summer Fiction

You only think Of yourself. I might
have known" said Mrs. Jarr.
why. no. said Mr.. Jarr. This pol
icy. by the payment Of a small extra
premium. insures YOU. too. II you were
to be killed or hurt In an accident OF
any kind ia be paid"
DO you think It IS nice TO regard
injuries happening to me as money
making possibilities" asked Mrs. Jarr.
Let me look at It."
II was handed the large envelope.
which was not sealed. and she took out
the policy and locke II over.
''why, I don't get a cent ~ I only lose
a Anger she said. at says here: For
two or more fingers. So What good
would 4, do ms to lose a finger and not
be paid for IT,
That's 70? q dislooation, II you'll
read II carefully" said Mr.. Jarr. For
the d~islocation Of two or more fingers.
S2b.'"
And nothing, not a sent n I only
dislocats one finser7" asked Mrs, Jar.
What's the use of such a policy! I
know. as surely as I am standing here.
lIldA y N'i W llVtN ~ ei pSiAVA
Ia d~islocats only one finger. and then
all the money would have been paid
without n return. I " have any
luck"
TT you cali II luck to meet with an
accident. 7 don't" said Mr.. Jarr.
We'll, ~ you don't call It luck what
did you get the policy for7" asked Mrs.
Jarr, Anyway. | don't think it's very
pleasant reading about amputations and
dlslocations and total dlsablemenrs
Ugh"
ICY 10 he? Light and pleasing summer
felton," asked Arr, Jarr.
II, for one. would prefer 10 read h9ht
and plea sinS summer fiction. I'm sure!'
snapped Mrs, Jarr. Put the old thing
awav!'
Aha" said Mr., Jarr, II ses now how
IN get rich quickly, Write Insurance. pol
lcies for women that will read nike love
stories with happy endings. Like this
Now that the dreadful calamity wa
past. Harold Fiossfnder realized with n
happy heart h nought could sunder
him from Gwen. the lido OF his dreams.
The poverty that had parted him had
pa ssed away on the wings OF the morn
ing IN tho operating ward.
"~What were the loss ~ limbs when
happiness was gained? With his total
disability premium paid, he and Gwen,
their future happiness assured, could
take the little cot at Newport. As for
Gwen, bonry Gwen. had he not had the
fo~rethought to take out for her n
beneficial supplementary policy?
""True. She had lost both feet in ths
wrs1s that had thrawn them together.
But that placed their love upon a better
footing. With their united benefits they
might live in comfort even IL they
should sfterward part, for they could
take out other policies which would In
sure them pecuniary compensation In
case Of heart troubled"
"well. anyway. Il would be pleasanter
'rsadtnS." said Airs. Jar.
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arise some blue Monday morning 20
md the horizon line quite blue in the
domestic domain; that they have gone
their way so long that II IL ar IN
USUAL matter TO go any other. Then
there Is the oft recurring cry Of My
w1fs does not UNDERSTAND me-"
The thought kreps recurring until
the man assumes the attitude OF a real
martyr. who seeks sympathy ELSE
WHERE, There Is always tho sooth-
ing society with members ready to
help 90 AZ the psychological moment.
ana he learns To do without the woman
who bears his name.
Certainly there ara moments when
one wants 20 be alone" Each has
somo interest apart (and that Ia quite
as II should be. IN a light degree). hut
IN THE MAIN the path that breathes
happiness is paved with tho solid
stones of COMRADESHTP.
She may have her sewing circle and
mothers meetings, and he his lodges
and smoke parties, which are but mat
ters that mark tho pleasures OF each
sex. But tho times for GOING TO
GETHER form the important mile
stones Of existence thai tell the tales
OF real unions.
No longer Is II necessary for the
women folk 10 60 IN IN a corner and
leave the lords OF creation the centre
Of the stage Not much. We have
evolved, Women may discuss the
topics Of the day quite on an equality
basis She knows whereof. she speaks,
She Is ALIVE No ignorance Is bliss
enough TO keep her In tho background,
She walks side by side with man. and
he has no reason to be ashamed Of her,
You may be quite sure that every
| husband knows when the lady is max
! Ing a SACRIFICE for him. and r.
does NOT forget 1t, although ne MAJ
not put II In words, For there are
many. many happy married people,
quite contrary to the cry OF the cynic,
And how do they attain tho happy
slater Not by traversins each his owr
path. but by knowing that II 10 good &c
KEEP TRAVELLING TUE LINE OF
! LEAs1 REMITTANCE TooNTHEu
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then sold all they had left a, thre. cent,
apiece ranging UP tho total amounts
to ten cents for zach dealer
DAVID ARONSON,
slang In shakespeare,
IN The E..ta. q The E,eulu. World.
Apropos OF the discussion q, "old-
Nc" slang, n teus in "Nlcaolas
H.7".7SF' "roaH, ~ an unpopular actor
never getting a hand" Shakespeare
IN The Tanning Of tho shrew" says:
You may be Jogging while your boots
are green" That latter quotation
seems 20 me not far removed from
Beat It while your shoes are good
in point OF resemblance. at least.
Ms. 4, r. GOMEZ
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But IN case 7 shouldn't" replied Mr..
Jarr. "Or even II I did. there are the
children. The insurance Is for their
maintenance and education in case ]
die either before or after you
"IIuhl I've heard that talk before"
said Mrs. Jarr. I've known other
women 10 scrimp and save and pinch
and deny for the sake OF insurance. and
after they had gone the man married
again and the second wife got the an
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surance. h nrst thing a second wife
does is TO have the insurance made over
70 her and then be mean to tho FIRST
wife's children. And my poor little chill
dren! What Will happen them them
Well. ia come back and haunt you!'
You are one OF tho most active OF
our little trouble borrowers" said Mr..
Jarr. Anyway. THIS Insurance is in
case I am killed or injured by acci-
dent"
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Letters From the PeoDle|

Yes.
~ ne Btstnr n TIE EvennS wu.it
am about to move 20 Connecticut.
Does one need a marriage license there7
] am GOING to be married IN a few
weeks. Miss NJ c,
Tho Apple Problem.
TO ths Editor Of The Evening World;
OTTER ri. sc!r..c= - .Ac aTp.t PROB
lem; The dealers sold their apples seven
for one cent The one having nifty
apples sold seven cents worth. leaving
n apple in stock The one having
thirty apples sod four cents worth,
leaving two apples In stock. The one
having ten apples sold one cents worth,
leaving three spples IN sto2k. They
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The Days Good Stories

r'e bin dptats-h. sc'uaIlv called Robinson q
jsck,ss and a DONKEY. The house, OF course. vas
n, once in an uprosr, and tho speaker aid;
The gentleman from the Ninety-ndnth mlo
withdraw that expression
90 do."' SAID BroEn. but 7 still n,int.i,
that the gentleman from the Tifth ia ouc Of rider
"'ilov am ont ~ orderf' shoutei Robinson.
still smarting under tho names he had been caled,
How am out of order, .irf'
" Probably a veterinary surgeon could ten you
Rown reulInln
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va tt'AS w VIVIAN
have fewer mari
tai troubles and
thu world would
he q BETTER
place to 1.-Two in.
For, after all.
compatibility -
ONLY possible
where there IL
VI # A L In
~terest"
Nothing more
true! Certainly
in the course NJ
IN ii IN a N aXAnfa.
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Rubbing 1t In.

~ BP~RESENIAIINE htfbt k>, IN an eo-
K euent address AZ Clarinin, pointed ont the
Tnany artistic defects Of Washington, savs
N. Minneapolis journal. In the course ~ his
Addresses. which advocated a government hoard n
artists for Wa shington. .lr. Hepburn said
Our ugly Capitol Is not a 1T place for states
men Of learning and culture. IL Is only ~ for
backwcsds statesmen, eoaTss rilers like Brown
aud Robinson.
Brown and Robinsoa. members Of Q hack
vocds lsgslsture. always mttook abuse tor sUu-
msnt- Brovn though. once vent Zoo f.. In .
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Human Nature.

FRANK MOFFArT chsnced 70 fall IN WITH
r. Fatler - Of OIklnnd, q priaSt widely
! pouular for hs humor and general keenness
IL mind as well as f0r Mia svmpathies.
what do you think. frank, asked the father.
"of -" who had Just been nominated for a
pubic office,
well. father" SAID Mofatt, barring your
reyer end presence. ! think he is a blanks'y blank
blank"
softly. Flank; softly, Frank saii the good
father, raising his hands IN pro- ct. II can't ap-
prove your language. but ace you know the
man San Francisco ArroUaUt,
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noted a large ell
velope ~protruding
from the inside OF
Mr.. Jars coat
when n q c a m @
home the other
evening.
NO. II isn't
said NJ =. j r,
somewhat sulkiIy.
II know IL ISL
said Mrs. Jarr. II
don't believe you'd
remember to post
a letter n n had
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HI SUPERIOR ISSUE.

. 6: {. 6: :: !. !: !: 6: !: !. !. !: !. . !. j. !. 8. !: i: !. !. !: !. !: !: !: !: i: !: e; !: !: !: !: f: {: {: {: !"
ANOR GANNOR in n letter to Chief Magistrate
@ McAdoo cites police reports to show that on
N last Sunday only twenty seven out Of 1878
barrooms "were found to have any curtain or other
obstruction or any person inside and that since
Commissioner Cropsey took office "1,439 unfor-
tunato women have been arrested and tried
and 1857 convicted
These facts are interesting enough in themselves, but they are
not pertinent to the superior issue raised in the controversy concern
ing the so-caIled "wave of crime" The serious charges are not that
licensed saloons cvadc the Sunday law. but that Illicit barrooms are
in operation all the time; not that bad women parade the streets,
but that crooks and criminals of all sorts, from beggars and sneak
thieves to burglars and footpads, have become holder and more men
scing to property and TO life than at any other time in our recent
history.
The Mayor should come TO the main point and meet public
criticism on its merits. The citizens that elected him wish his adj
ministraton 10 justify their votes. He will have none but himself
to blame if he loses their confidence.
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to pay the fees, SO a year.
The figures reveal something Of the intensity Of the struggle in
all professions, for it is safe to say the condition is not peculiar to
lawyers. Doctors, clcrgymen, engineers, artists, actors and authors
have each within their confraternity a number of brothers that cannot
keep up with the procession and yet who will not drop out.
These men are not always either the worst or the weakest OF the
profession. Some of them doubtless have fine talents and soaring
aspirations. but are lacking in business qualities. They know not
how to make their way in the market. Their hopefulness Or their
obstnacy Is often pathetic. They fall into poverty and sometimes
into wretchedness, but still they stay in the professional class and
scorn those that follow a trade.
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- ar. 'a"S o'n'i'' ~" '"o
~ w. ~
80" W ""e' Wy "''
~ :" s''p| ".u
"'""' as Il SUI 'e'"u
u "Po" II p'r'A''ous RESOURCES VI
'er ""'I'e "'""te'cs'o' iiueeu' 'heiF
cousins ."e SONS OF t"e DUKE OF Hosta
ana puo"'eSS iie'en' hNe IN lar more
luxurious S~d''ouhpIhtH' Anu Ll''teen-
.eAou N"''"eo' 'uNe OF Npuh'. ara
us younger uTut"er' Al'hohe' LUKE OF
"'''e'o' BOAST OF more ponies ana pocket
' CIV e''''i''H' '"e" '"e
'.ae NnS VI o''V'''" lla'''"s'
iiD"0e '"oer'o 'trl"'e oi il'u-
mont "A. De seven years OLD next sep
'e"''er. ne mas Two o'der Ss'ers' Jo-
.a"i' "aFs'er''a' "orh IN t"e summer
y anu "'''''u'' ooIn IN NoVeh-
D''' - ne '"'E OF ''e 'oEa! ia"-
n.y. i'"'1e'H '~IoNahha' y NOT qAIte
'nIee years ana AiN months Oh
Ihough the QHlr'hal Court rivals tha'
Queen has been successful 40 far in
maintaining her sole authority over the
children. When their chief courtimar-
shall reminded his Majesty that trall-
ton demanded the appointment o. a
governor for the future King, Victor
Emmanuel replied: I am his governor
and the Queen is deputy governor"
To please the deputy" the KlnS
though as ardent a soldier as the kai-
ser. has refrained from making q
monkey Of little Umberto by dressing
him up in army toggery. This royal
boy is a child FIRST. last aid all The
time.
Miss Dickson, A Scotch girl, assists
her Majesty in the care Of the children.
She selected her from n large number
OF applicants ''on account Of her bloom
ing health. hcr soft voice. cheertulness
and good general education"
An over- educated governess Il liable
., neglect the nhvsical for the mental
sid IN a child's llfe." saws Elena, land
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WITHIN THE PROFESSIONS.

ROM the report Of the membership committee
Of the New York County Lawyers Association
it is learned that Of 1880 lawyers in the city
upward of three thousand signed the roll Of mem
bcrship when the organization started three
years ago; that Of these $50 have since dropped
out, some Of them stating that they cannot afford
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By Roy l.. MCCardclI.

HATS that in your pocket?
M A letter YOU forgot TO mall?"
w asked Mrs. Jarr, as she
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- Where Thou Goest. There
VIII IGo."

AID a thinking woman ire other
- day. III more women were evsr
- ready to accompany their hus-
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siderable band, and that some of them are Of sufficient rorrto ord
address to got employment as clerks, from which positions tbev aid
their accomplices on the outside. Thus the loss from the derreda-
mons Is large In some Of the principal shops it is said to amount
to thousands Of dollars a year.
S%hopliftng has been generally deemed = crime recnlt,r 70
women 1t IS known that department stores have 70 keen continual
guard against it. But the assumption has been that men ~ rroo,
against that KIND OF temptation; that no man steals neckties or
cocks. Now we learn they are worse than the ladies md oro+hou
ancient claim Of superiority goes glmmering through the units Of
things that were.
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H~ABERDASHERY THIEVES.

! OF the organization Of the Haherdashers'
League comes a revelation Of the curious fact that
the robbery of haberdashers' shops in this city has
been carried to such an extent that the dealers
find themselves forced to combine and to co-operote
as a league in self-defense.
L is heliexnd thn thinrnS W nAA