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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
The .WaIkinq. Cure.

Doctors are of one mind in ad.
vocating walking as one of the best
means of keeping the human ma
chine in good working order, and
one of New York's foremost medical
authorities went as far as to say, in
a lecture to young men studying
for the profession, that if every
adult could be persuaded to make
a conscientious habit OF walking
five miles every day, there would
be such a prompt and general i'm
provement in health that doctors
would soon have to be looking for
other ways of making a living.
From Physical Culture.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
a German Title.

In the matter Of titles the Germans
show more courage than we do. On a
card which reached London the other
day the sender describes herself as
Frau -, Rasiermesserhoh lschleifeidi
rektorswitwe. Would any English wo-
man venture to describe herself as Wild
owofthemanagerofth erazorbl degrind-
ingworks? When this was shown to a
German friend he produced card on
which the sender was entitled Stats
schuldentilguns bureauausgehe wit
We" description which she held to
be her due as the widow Of an official
In the national debt ofiice.-L London
Chronicle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
kicked Bv al Mad HORSE.

Samuel Birch, of Beetown, Wis,
had a most narrow escape from
losing his leg. as no doctor could
heal the frightfnl sore that develop
ed, but at last Bucklen's Arnica
Sale cured it completely. Its the
greatest healer of ulcers, burns,
boils, eczema, scalds, cuts, corns,
cold sores, bruises and piles on
earth. Try it. 25c. at Eli T.
Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28

John P. Ocumpaugh and wife to
Hiram w. Shallcross, property in
Perkinsville, North East, $5 and
other considerations.
William B. Davis and wife to
James w. Johns, lot of land in
First district, $157 .4S.
George ]. Casio, of Delaware, to
Walter E. Hargan, two properties
at Elk Mills, $500.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
Never ont OF work.

The busiest little things ever
made are DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. Every pill is a sugar, coated
globule of health, that changes
weakness into strength, languor
into energy, brain.f ag into mental
power; curing Consumption, Head
ache, Chills, Dyspepsia, Malaria.
Only 2bc at Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28

Robert W. Stewart and Rhoda
M. Hitchcock, both of North East.
Ralph Alternately Gamble, Of
Yankton, s. d., and Ethel Virginia
Nesbitt, Of Port Deposit.
Samuel r. Hague and Catharine
A. Finn, both of ElktOn.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
Poor Veniee.

Friend-And were you ever in Ven
Ice? Mr.. Rjchquick- Yes. Slowest
town 1 was ever in. The sewers were
busted all the time we were there!-
Puck.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
ParfantIx NaturaI.

'sThe supposed young millionaire
bought an airship just before he was
declared bankrupt"
"That was perfectly natural pro-
ceeding."
How SOP
'Most people do buy airships before
they 60 up."-New York Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
A Warm Welcome.

sapleigh--Are you positive that Miss
Cutter is not in2 The Maid Yes. sir.
I'd lose my job If 1 wasn't.-Bo Boston
Transcript.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
PoetrY.

Poetry is simply the most beautiful,
impressive and widely effective mode
of saying things. and hence its impor-
tance. Matthew Arnold
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28
9. SN YDER,
Green Grocery & Restaurant.
Green Groceries Of all kinds in season, Domestic
and Imported Fruits, full stock Of Canned
Goods Tobacco and Cigars.

Kolbs fresh Bread and Rolls daily. In addition
win receive every Saturday special order Of
the celebrated Engler & Murdaugh goods,
consisting Of Rusk, Cinnamon Buns, Coffee
Buns vanilla icing,) Donghnuts Wedding
Buns, Bread Sticks, Fruit and Custard Pies,
Cream Pufsi Eclairs chocolate icingl Wine
Cakes.
Ike Cream, Oysters and Fresh Fish
Butter, Eggs and Country Produce taken in trad
or for cash.
Large or small orders will receive prompt and
careful attention and your patronage
is solicited.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28

An actor and retired army man
were discussing the perils Of their re-
spective callings.
''How would you like to stand with
shells bursting all round your" the
general demanded.
.sWell,y replied the actor, - depends
on the age Of the egg"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28

There are no eyes SO sharp as the
eyes ct hatred. -HillaEd.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28

Agentfor the Institute Laundry, Port Deposit.
Shipments Thursday morning, returning Friday
evening.
Cecil Farmers Phone
Cor. Queen & Cherry SITS. RISING SUN, MD.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-04-28

Officials Pay For the Privilege Of
Fleeing the Public.
A LAND WITHOUT LAWYERS.

And Yet That Extraordinary Exemp-
tion Does Not Help the Unfortunate
Who Gets Into Trouble coaxing the,
Accused to Confess.
The evening times., 1911-04-17

With dry, soft cloth remove the
nst from both outside and inside. clean
1ag the corners and grooves with the
seoiss Of stick covered with a cloth.
911ye ready pail OF warni suds made
y diSeolving tablespoon Of Gold Dust
washing powder IN warm walei. DIP
~ soft cloth in the water. squeeze almost
~ and wipe the glass Of. Polish With
ehauloisp as it leaves no lint and does
The work with more ease. DO not was:,
sls1ndoHs when the sun is shining ON
sta,anh Mirrors should be washed in the
Fbsn,e way as windows. Then polish with
d ssoSt cloth charged witt, powdered whit
The evening times., 1911-04-17
: Saraeant Way.

Things there is not provision to meet,
ana tnat ought to- be met. e., X:
!; - sarasant Way. So 4s
The next thing is Sergeant Way. I
came out Of one Of the drug stores and
was just starting to cross the street to
another one. and the sergeant testified
ne saw me. have no idea about the
tlme, but he says he saw me staggering
from one drug store to another sometime
IN August, 1910. This brings US up to
election day. when Mann and Traynor
saw me that election day, on the 4th
OF; April. 1910. 1 want to say to you,
gentlemen, have any amount Of wit
nesses who will show you that that isn't
true Mann saw me up in the second
ward. That is where Mann was making
such a noted run for alderman. He had
ne mad no opposition and he didn't
know 1t until sometime after the game
had started that he had any opposition,
and when We look at 1t now, we are kind
OF ashamed Of the opposition, because
that man was this man johnson. Now,
then, Mann saw me drunk because he
says IN the second ward I come up in an
getting into that automobile down near
Green's drug store. and he saw me
drunk too. and am going to have some
OF those people that rode up there with
me In that automobile. You remember
Tom Gagen came up and said there was
two boys by the name Of Mckee. and
someone else ana myself in It. Just
look at the way they testifed. Fred
Mann smelt my breath UP at the Seville
hotel where the voting was going on
in his ward. and was intoxicated at
that time. Fred Traynor was a half a
block away from the place I got into the
car, put ne knew I was drunk by the
way L acted IN the car. and Tom Gagen
ne SAID ne didn't see me doing anything
AT all. 1t shows just how sometimes we
are deceived by the little things. You
win remember timbo tnat was on the
-stand ne asked mo II remembered going
IN the car and said I did. He says do
you know VINO you saw. I said I re-
member that there were quite number
IN the car and said I was sitting on
somebody's lap. but I didn't know who,
and ne said you were sitting in my lap
ana remember 1t distinctly as can be
now. We just rode two and one-half
niocks and saw Fred Mann and we got
out. and the way Mr.. limbo remembers
the incident. is when he came back from
the hotel. two blocks. Fred Traynor came
out and called him down for using the
car. You will remember Traynor testi-
fed 1t was his car we had taken hold of,
not his car. but the car he, had leased
for the day. and Traynor came out and
The evening times., 1911-04-17

| will show you that there are other
Things there is not provision to meet,
and that ought to be met. :.
The evening times., 1911-04-17

Continued on Page 9.)
The evening times., 1911-04-17


Devils Lake Court Incident. -
That brings up to November 10. 1910.
That is the time Mrs. Godward saw me
drunk on the bench in tho court room.
That Is the time Mr.. Zuger was present.
ana I have got a.. lot OF other people
here that were present. do not believe
she Is real good. Judge of drunkenness.
Just take rea! good look at that hus-
band Of hers. really and honestly be-
lieve that she never saw him drunk. be-
cause think II he had ono real good
drunk 1t would certainly have improv-
ed him quite q bit from what he was.
II you saw him then. And do not
believe Mrs. Godward is a. woman that
ever went anywhere around drunkards.
/ think her idea Of drunkenness has been
gathered largely since she has been as
sociating with me. and think she had
some preconceived notions about my
condition as to intoxication and the use
Of intoxicants before she ever came into
my place at all. That thing will take
care of itself. and. /. do not need to asy
anything about her, nor Mrs. Hopkins
either upon that. We have several per-
sons. and the stenosrapher and Mr.. Z,,-
ger, and think that ought to be enough
TO explain that whole business tn you.
The evening times., 1911-04-17

I have no recollection of 1t at ali, hut
I anv going to bring In the court record
on that action. know l wasn't drunk
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!1(6&z9

say that mysterious trance-manufao.
turer. You wish see Peoples FavoritA
1922"
III possibly" say Hon. Wilson with
education.
Look to me, please" say Hon.
Trancer.
II are" say Hon. Wood
what do you see in me?"
Tho Peoples Choice-yes." decry Hon.
Wilson. Tall. sxe-faced gentleman
with textbook eyeglasses. ! congratu
late you! You possess scholarship
knowledge Of Democratic party. You
will be elected to Presidency on a Lee
ture Platform. You believe that Tariff.
Trusts. etc. should be reformed by hon
est men who know something about the
subject This Is dangerous theory. but
you are reckless. You believe that Q
Presidential Term should be the same
length as any other University Course
four years. You believe in awakening
the Democratic Party by a hypodermic
injection OF intelligence"
whoa up!'' yall Hon. Short
did I temporariously succumb to en-
forced cerebral anaemiaT' require Hon.
Wilson in culture language
"31o," snuggest Hon. Short while Hon.
Woodrow depart OF making broad
smiles among his narrow-face features
Silences. Hon. Short was about to
turn sidewise and fold UP his mind for
the day. when me & Nogi bursted IN
wards with our suffering revolvers in
our hands.
Tell us with immediate quickness
what you are and IL not who?" We
growell.
Hon. Short make thunb-motion to
vest.
my card" he report. poking forth
slight paste-board printing. Following
was It:
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Visiting Famous English Home.

they delight the village folk by giving
performances OF little plays. Last Christi
mas they gave a dramatized version or
Jean Ingelow's "A Lost Ward
Among the most famous gardens In
England are those at Chatsworth. The
great palace-like mansion looks out over
elaborate gardens. Tho walls OF this mase
are ancient and closely clipped evergreen
hedge.
The gardens Of England are It once the
inspiration and the despair OF Americans
who have been for the last few years
laying out and embeliishing grounds
about their country homes; for In our
land there are but few pleasure grounds
dating back more than 100 years. while
in England most of the gardens Of the
great country seats were planned hun
dreds Of years ago and in many cases
have been developed steadily since then.
An American visiting one Of these pri-
yate parks once said to the gardener:
How is 1t that you have such beauti-
full lawns? I have done everything tor
my lawn at homo, but it cannot compare
with this"
And the gardener touched his cap and
said:
well. sir. you see it's this way. We
rolls them and clips them and rolls than
for 400 years"
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Sir Thomas Lawrence. hangs in the gal
lery at Windsor Castle; Rembrandt
Jewish Rabbi and portrait OF the sew
enth duke.
II you remain here between the hours
Of II and you may appreciate the ex-
cessive indulgence accorded the public IN
being granted access to the house at all
when the duke and duchess are in resi-
dence. And then one would like to stop
in the sketch gallery. to examine that ex.
tremely valuable series OF originai
sketches, than which few things at Chats
worth are more admired: 1t was brought
together entirely by the second duke, and
since then has been classified according
to the several schools. The sculpture gal.
lery 10 another place no visitor shoulo
miss. The lustrous sandstone backing
shows of the statuary to great advantage
in any light; but the very best time TO
visit there is about o'clock on q sum-
mer morning.
Chatsworth House is where the Devon
shire children spend most OF their time.
and there they lead simpler lives than
most children In their position. They arc
a healthy, happy lot OF youngsters. ana
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i am ashamed that / could not answer.
But now have seeked forth and learned
this important reply. I done this great
Job Of detecting with cute cunning to
resemble Hon. Shylock Holmes. who
still admire for his power OF seduction.
This is what was.
About three days Of yore me & Nogi
sat gloomly in our Detective ONCE knit
ting our brows and doing other fancy
work.
"Knock-knock" This from Hon.
Door.
Exit inwards" This from U.s.
hushed, frightened voice walked in
and stood stroking his mustache- We
saw who he was by looking at him 1t
. was the former James A Tawney OF
Minnesota.
what could we do it for you?" re-
cuire me & Nogi with similar breath.
Everything possible have been did for
me already" snuggest Hon. Tawney
with lame duck expression.
I'VE are disarmed by your courtesy"
snuggest we.
at am glad ] can disarm something"
he report My courtesy never could
remove any weapons away from the
Panama Canal"
Deep sadness enjoyed by all.
It shall tell you why I am here for"
he corrode with great dirigibility. "Since
retiring off from politics I have de-
veloped my whole soul into the cause
of Peace. Whenever I see fights I stop
them. Already I have persuaded Hon.
Jas. Jeffries and Anthony Drex Biddle
to reform from their championship
habits. My next movement will be to
stop brutality in Presidential elections"
presidential elections?' require me &
Nogi together like chorus girls.
20 surely yes" holla Hon. Tawn.
'"These public combats. once performed
with careful gentleness among friends.
have now become harsh like Anti-Suf-
frage conversations. Each election is
complimented by mud-sling and boot
kick between the Demopublican and In
surgoressive parties which become un-
civilized when voting. But / have one
idea which will cure America Of these
dog-meat methods Of ballet-box. Let us
have no more election days filled with
swear and fight. Let US go quietly to
work to find The Peoples Choice. and
when November. 1912. arrives, let us
elect him to White House by popular
exclamation"
But how, please, should we find this
Peoples Choice?' This from me with
pink expression
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-09

foot annex of pompadour,' sub Hon.
Toilette in Far West voice. "You are so
progressive that Progress is lame try
ing to catch UP with you. Your every
move is full of initiative. your every
word is a living referendum. You are
surrounded by Senators elected by good
people with short ballots. You are
II also wish to see People Choice for
1872" exclam one loud Ohio voice APP
preaching in with steam roller express
sion. my name is Jud Harmon and
am willing to pay double cash for sight
Of this delicious person"
"This is my trance" holla Hon. La
Toilette insurging upward. Il have
paved for it and I protest at your oc-
cupying the same trance with me-"
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by q substantial reduction upward: you
believe that Hon. Dick Ballinger was
innocent victim Of a nastardly plot: you
believe that the Magazine Trust is more
dangerous than the Standard Oil: you
believe in q Reciprocity Treaty between
U. S. and Canada, but not between U. S.
and Pennsylvania; your principal out
door exercises are goluf. beefsteak and
tho Panama Canal. You believe in a
Progressive Policy, II properly regu-
lated by Senator Aldrich. YOU
you may now awake up!' Suggest
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Expressive.

bishop w. F. OLDHAM, in recent
ID letter from Singapore. said OF the
Anglo-Chinese school that he founded:
II wish you could hear some OF the
expressive phrases OF the native lads. A
lad the other day was describing to me
the modesty Of his father.
"'Oh. he is content with very little.
he said. Such a very little" Here he
pointed to the ground. No moro than the
water In the holes made by . chicken 3
feet
HE smiled and resumed:
HE eats nothing. A grain or two OF
rice contents him. You should see him
at his meals. He IL uke 2 hound MUNICH
ing hies.'"
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Concerning
Wll-knOWn PEOPLE.
Liberty's Tombstone.

A MAGAZINE editor, at the AuthorU'
"A Club IN New York. was talking about
H G. Wells.
wells IL now the foremost English
novelist" he said. Strange that . man
SO talented should misjudge us as he
does. When he was over here. you know.
he found fault with everything.
''One day at lunch, getting tired Of his
attacks on the tyranny OF our trusts and
our bosses, I said with q sneer:
"'Weil. at least. Mr.. Wells. you must
admit tho grandeur Of the magnificent
Statue OF Liberty that rears its proud
head above OUT harborT
"Oh. yes said Mr.. Wells. You have
the same custom as we-you rear youR
fnest statues to the dead"
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Very Barefaced.

~IAMP CLARK. at q recent dinner at
- a democratic senator's in Washing.
ton, said OF an opponents speech thss
day:
cit was rather barefaced. II made me
think Of the Bowling Green wtdower who
nut on his wife's tomb:
my wife lies here. All my tears can
not bring her back Therefore I weep:"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-09

Hush it," gollup Hon. Tawney look
ing behind pictures to sec that no ear
was there to listen, II have found him
already"
Found him?" This from us.
Found him." This from him.
where should this Favorite Son be
located. please?" require me.
"At Coney Island hiding shyly among
the press-agents," he deploy. Let us
approach quickly before he escapes to
Ohio where all Presidents should ar
rive FROM"
With hasty speed me & Nogi seleck
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Prof. DREMO
HYPNoTIST
Public Men a Speciality
Special rates for Presidential
Timbers.
Prof. DREMo

why do you waste your hypnotism on
Coney Island when you could b q
Peoples Choice" require hastily.
"Coney Island Is not so grand like
Washington" say Prof. Dremo With
Trilby expression, but the work u
more regular"
So we leave him with our minds walk
ing backward.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO
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A Wise Warning.

MISS ELLEN TERRY. at farewell
IVA luncheon in New York. gave .
group Of young actresses little lecture
on the value Of advertisement.
Concerning modesty in advertisement.
Miss Terry said neatly:
"Don't II YOUR press agent hide your
light n a bushel, but don't let him
be silly. I.aer. and pretend that you're
the whole power plant. and the Great
White Way would be plunged IN tota
darkness IL you were to quit"
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Trade when properly chaperoned BY
High Tariff. You are in favor OF Equal
Suffrage for Railroad Presidents. And
as for the Supreme Court"
"Come to. como tot" renig Hon. Short
making his fingers aviate before nose OF
Hon. Harmon. This Ohio intelligence
collapse back into iife
where am I situated?' he ask TOR
dazzles. "Ah! I have seen my Ideal
vision Of Prosperity"
THAT will cost you SIS extra" snug
gest Hon. Short accepting cash-pay
while that Harmony man evaporate in
Gen. Direction Of Cleveland.
Nextly to come was one tall Demo-
cratic figure with Princeton eyebrows.
"Ah, Hon. Woody Wilson. howdoo|
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Togo Discovers the PEOPLES Choice for 1912.

stands from Steeplechase Park. Palmes-
try &; other science seen everywheres.
Hush it" say Hon. Tawney pointing
at tent, There Isl"
"What-so." holla me & Nog in uni
corn. could Peoples Choice reside In
such circus surroundings?'
"Great Men always jump from mean &
sordy neighborhoods," suggest Hon.
Jas.
"Hon. Lincoln never was born at
Coney Island" I snagger.
"Ah no! He lacked so many advan.
tages!" gollup Hon. Tawney. But this
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II am too nervus to ask It" gollup
Hon. La Fol. timidity showing from his
elbows.
You wish to see tho Peoples Choice
for 1922" negotiate Hon. Short
Yes, please" holla him Wisconsolate-
ly, land yet should faint If 1t was the
wrong one"
Look at me.' corrode Hon. Short
with dreaming motion Of hands.
Il do SOL"
What you observer"
II see in you short giant with
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that when he looked at a box he pulled
the nails out Of 1t.
While thusly we was peeking, who
should walk in7
Hon. Theodore Roosevelt!
mice morning." say Hon. Short Fat.
although 1t was then p. NJ. '"What you
wish, pleaseT'
II wish see Peoples Choice for 1872"
snuggest that great Col.
"Set down, II convenient" repose Hon.
Short. Look at mo & think Of moth
Ing"
Hon. Roosevelt do 80 a. nearly a. pos
sible Hon. Short wriggle his thumb
10 times befront Of them Janus teeth
Hon. Roosevelt mop back IN frances. His
face lost its Ossawatomie expression.
Look at met" dement, Hon. Short.
Hon. Roosevelt do % with glass spec.
tacles.
what do you seer require Eat Per-
son.
II SEQ tho Peoples Choice for 1872"
snagger Hon. T. R
What sort Of personality IL itr' he
require.
"You are a sportive elephant-shooter
ana q contributing editor" say that
Policies to include New Nationalism
ana the conservation Of Gift Pinchot.
You are simple in your life and your
spelling. You love Peace, Dreadnoughts.
Senator Lodge and the Hohenzollern
family. You hate
=
"That will describe mo Sufficiently"
say Hon. Short He wave his thumbs
in circles befront Of Theodore's glazed
spectacles. Immediate wake-up Tor
him.
II am 50 happyi" he holla- II have
just saw the Peoples Choice for 1919
"$5 please" exelam Hon. Short with
merchantile expression
'Bully!" corrode Hon. T. making pay
ments and departing Onward with tooth
some smile.
With immediate quickness door Of tent
was darkened by one heavyweight
shadow resembling . Republican Ele-
plant.
"Ah! What did we seen enter!
Hon. VIM. n. Taft, prominent Reel
procjty Movement!
II wish for to sec the Peoples Choice
for 1912" collapse that great tarrifier.
"set down. please. and close your
mind" suggest Hon. Short.
n am doing 50. thanks" report Hon.
Taft setting to chair with creaks.
Hon. Short wave circular thumbs be-
fore that reverend mustaehs. Dynamo
sparkles from eyes. One trance arrive
to Hon. VIM. H. Taft.
Look at me II convenient" snuggest
Hon. Short with hypnotic wrists.
II do 80. please" report VIM.
What do you see?" require him.
IT sec in you the Peoples Choice for
1912" say Hon. Taft.
Describe me. If convenient" corrode
Hon. Short.
y
"You are an athletic Republican meas
uring about 412 lbs. around tho waist"
say Hon. Taft in dream-voice. you be-
lieve that the Tariff should be revised