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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

One OF the most remarkable proofs Of
the unusual laxative merit contained in
DR.. CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin is that IT is
effective not only in people in the prime
OF life, but at the extremes Of ages. AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures OF children, as from
men and women Of sixty, seventy and
eighty years Of age. 1t must be truly a
wonderful laxative.
In the cure Of constipation and bowel
trouble in old people 1t has no equal. It
corrects the constipation, dispels the head
ache, biliousness. gas, drowsiness after
eating, etc. People advancing in years
should see to il that their bowels move
freely, and IL they do not to take DR..
Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin. You can pro-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Friend" began the strolling philos-
opher. do you know anything about
the pursuit of happiness?"
Ought to-" chnckled the rural con-
stable. as he filled his mouth with to-
bacco. Calculate I have chased
more clipping couples than any man
In this section"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
nSPOHN,S.n

This is the name of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper Pink Eye, Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggist, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufactu RS. $50 and $l.0O a bottle
Agents wan, Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co, pee. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
Truth a Trouble Maker.

A West Philadelphia man and his
wife have separated. None of their
friends know why, but one, being
curious, asked the husband:
What was the trouble between you
and your wife,"
20. nothing much. She bought a
new hat for $40 and asked me what l
thought OF it. And told her. That's
all"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
Feeble Guardianship.

81 wonder, said the Sweet Young
Thing, why q man is always so
frightened when he proposes?"
That" said the Chronic Bachelor,
lis his guardian angel trying to hold
him STRAY Stories.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
rn,ror+sn+ IN Naothers
Absent-Mlnded Suffragette.

One of the Suffragettes-I've lost
the best hatpin, Lizzie.
Another-Where did you leave 1t
last?
The First-Oh | remember now! l
left it sticking in that policeman
London Opinion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

An institution must be propped up
by precedent when it is no more up
lifted by sap.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Garfield Tea assists overworked digestive
organs, corrects constipation, cleanses the
system and ribs the blood of impurities.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Full life exists in three dimensions,
art in two, and science in one; like C
solid. a superticies, and a line.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
Please Read These Two Letters.
HERE is HER OWN STATEMENT.

Paw Paw, Mich.-"TwO years ago suffered
very severely with displacement could not
be on my feet for long time: My physician
treated me for several months without much re-
lief, and at last sent me to Ann Arbor for an OPP
eratiOne was there four weeks and came nome
suffering worse than before. My mother adj
vised me 10 try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and did. To-day am well and
strong and do all my own housework: owe my
health to lydia Il. Pinkham'S Vegetable Com
pound and advise every woman who is affiicte0
with any female complaint to try It, MIS-
lOryille Rock. II. II. No. 3, Paw Paw, Mich
@There never was q worse case"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for ChildreN
teething. softens the gums, reduces inhamma'
ton. allays pain, cures wind collie CSC u bottle
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Garfield Tea will win your approval. 10
is pleasant to take, mild III action and very
health-Ciying. 1t overcomes constipation.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Take Garfield Tea to overcome eonstipa-
ton. cleanse system and maintain health.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

Reducing the waits between the
acts will not tighten a heavy play.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

A pleasant smile and sweet voice
are great helps on LIES journey
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
ostmaster-Gave him an overdose,

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14
His Future

Knicker-Is he a has been?
Bocker-No, a going TO was.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

JOnathan-Silas IS dead. Went to
Their city ter git tooth pulled and
Their dentist told him he'd better take
gas first.
Postmaster-Gave him an overdose,
Ell?
Jonathan-No After Their dentist
told him that he went back ter his
boarding house an took Their gas him.
self.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

There worse case OF
than tell what suffered
For anything BED
for said nothing but would
e. Pinkhams VegetaDle
Compounds took it, and improved wonder
horseback long
other
Vegetable Compound
before submitting Mrs. Margaret Meredith
We will pay reward who will prove to
us that genuine and ruthor that either
these for their testimonials that the
letters published without their permission that the og
letter from did to entirely unsolicited
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-04-14

w. N. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. 15-1s11.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Tunin1 Bells

what beautiful tone that bell
hast" is often heard There are few,
however. who know low a bell re-
ceives its joyful or solemn tones. All
bells after they are cast and finished
must so through u process of tuning
the same as any other musical instru-
ment before they respond with q clear.
true tone. Every bell sounds i've
notes. which must blend together In
order to produce perfect harmony. The
tuning Of bell Is done by means Of
shaving thin bits from various parts
Of the metal. 1t il as easy for an ex-
pert bell tuner to put bell In tune
as 1t is for piano tuner to adjust his
instrument to perfect chords. At first
thought 1t would seem that a bell
would be ruined should tuner shave
or too much at the last tuning. or the
fifth sound. but such is not the case.
He would. however be obliged to be.
gin over. starting again with the first
tone and shaving the bell till 1t gave
forth its harmonious sound at the ffth
tone.-Scieutific American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Tho Fiilai Chinaman.

Many examples of Chinese f1lial piety
strike the occidental reader as ridicu-
Aous There is the famous story Of
Lao Laitsu. which Mr.. r. F. Johnston
repeats in his Lion and Dragon In
Northern China Laos parents lived
70 such extreme old age that he W.
himself a toothless old man while
they were both still alive. "Conceiy
ing 1t his duty to divert their atten
ton from their weight of years anG
approaching end, he dressed himself
Up in the clothes of child and played
bout in his parents presence witt
the object Of making them think they
were still young married couple con
templating the innocent gambols OF
their infant son."
A similar case Is that Of Wang P'en
whose mother had an unconQuerable
dread Of thunder and lightning. When
she died she was buried In q mountain
Forest, and thereafter, when a violen,
thunderstorm occurred, Wang P'ou
needless Of the wind and rain, would
hurry to Der grave and throw himself
70 his knees. II am here to protect
you, dear mother" he would say
do not be afraid
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
MAKING q Gunstock.

A party OF men were out hunting,
and an old woodsman who was with
them broke his gunstock in some way
or other. 1t was just about nightfall
when the accident occurred, and mas
much as he was very anxious to do
some shooting early the next morning
he decided to Ak up his shooting iron
Finding a walnut fence rail, he set te
work. His only tools were an ak and
a big pocket knife. All night long be
labored vigorously at his task, and by
morning the gunstock was finished and
back in place and worked like q
charm.
"How did you do IT." asked one OF
the number greatly surprised
Every easy" was this cid hunters
reply 'No trouble q, ell. just get 9
piece of wood about the size and kind
that you want and then white ava,
all that you want Whitfield away
When you have all the wood cut of
that you don't want YOU have gun
stock."-Kansas City Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
A Rot Of Ink.

Canon Nich,ll used to tell how OF
one occasion he had visited the famous
house OF the Thrales in that suburb.
Ut London whore DR.. johnson was a.
home "Johnson." said the canon in
recalling his visit, had occupied two
rooms. and these were left as he las,
used them. The sight was an eXtraor-
binary one. for ink was splashed all
over the floor and even on the walls.
1t was one of the doctors habits to
dip his pen in ink and then shake It."
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Portal.
A Good Sleeper.

Talleyrand used to tell an extraordi-
nary story Of the impassiveness Of
Louis XVIII. When he was minister
Of foreign affairs a courier came to
him one evening bearing unpleasant
news, and he therefore postponed the
communication Of it to the king till
next morning, when he explained that
he was afraid the tidings might have
disturbed his majesty's sleep. The
x1ng replied: Nothing disturbs my
Sleep as you may see from this i'll
stance. The most dreadful blow Of
my life was my brothers death. The
courier who brought this dreadful
news arrived at O'clock in the even
ing. For many hours was quite
overcome. but at midnight went to
bed and slept my usual eight hours"
The story is told by the Duchesse de
Dino. Talleyrand's niece. in her men,
Oira.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Tho Measure.

The ancient judge sat before The
scales Of worth
Bring forth the royal treasure!" he
cried. and the hurrying slaves poured
into the huge pan sacks of golden
metal. caskets Of sparkling gems unit!
it seemed as II all of the wealth Of
earth were there. Yet the balance
never stirred.
Let the learning Of the ages be add
3D." came the order. and tons upon
tons of the wisdom Of sages. philoso
piers, scientists and poets was heaped
upon the pile. And still the great arm
Of the scales remained high in air.
Add now the men OF power and
high position" said the judge. land
the scale will fall" But all in vain.
But what is on the other side that
outweighs all theseY" asked one.
"yt is character" said the judge
Portal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Sons of Butchers.

Three Of the stained glass windows
in the hall Of the Butcher Guild, Lon,
don. contain the portraits Of Cardinal
Wolsey. William Shakespeare and
Daniel Defoe in recognition Of their
connection with the meat trade.
The cardinal was the son Of IRE
spectable,' butcher at Ipswich, in Suf-
folk. and "the immortal bard assisted
while ayoupgster butcher In his, ma
tive tewn Of Snatford-on-Avon.
Defoe. nowadays known as the au-
thor OF Robinson Crusoe," but in his
day an. adventurer and secret agent Of
his government. was the SON Of 4
butcher In Fore street and q member
Of the Ruild.- Provisioner.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
4 Stubborn Coenino.

The head of The household was 60
ing through her husbands pockets tba
next morning.
What kept you out SO late last
night?" she suddenly demanded.
ut was the opening Of the cam
paign. my dear" tho lesser half re-
Piled
Veil Il dtnt take three cork
screws 10 nnn', it did ity'
And she ,.re.w the offending articles
from his side pocket and waved them
before him.. ieveiand Plain Dealer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Stage Snow.

In Personal "reminiscences Of Hen
~ Irving" Bran Stoker lets bis read
ers into the secret Of how the snow
scene in 1.-THE Corsican Brothers was
made so effective:
"All over the stage was thick blan.
ket of snow, white and gliStening in
the winter sunriSe-snow that lay SO
thick that when the duelists. stripped
and armed, stood face to face they
each secured firmer foothold by
clearing it away. OF many wonderful
effects this snow was perhaps the
strongest and most impressive Of real
ity. The public could never imagine
how 1t was done. 1t was salt-commop
coarse salt-Which was white In the
appointed light and glistened like real
snow. There We're tons Of it. A crowd
Of men stood ready in the wings with
little baggage trucks such as are now
used In the corridors Of great hotels
silent with rubber wheels. On them
were great wide mouthed sacks full Of
salt. When the signal came they rush
ed in on all sides. each to his appoint
ed spot. and tumbled out his load,
spreading 1t evenly with great wide
bladed wooden shovels."
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
No Clock Wanted,

There had been some talk Of placing
clock In the tower Of the village
church. But John. the old sexton who
lived in the little cottage opposite the
church. declared himself dead agin
1t" and expressed the opinion that 1t
would mean IAN awful waste O. brass"
were HE scheme carried out
I'VE want no clocks" be said the
other day. We've done without clocks
up to now. an we shall manage. Why.
iyin' my bed Of mornln' I can sec
the time BY the sundiAl over the
porch"
"Yes,s replied one who approved Of
H. scheme "that's ~ right g far q
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28

r RENTED AT ONCE TO MAN ANC
I wife will rent one southeast, one
northeast room for $40 per month.
Modern conveniences. Apply 517
West 10th avenue. Old phone 1924
1 20 st..
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Teaching the Teacher,

Teacher-Johnny, what part Of speech
ia 'nosey Johnny-'Tisn't any. Teach
er-Ah. but it must be- Johnny-May
be yours IL. because you talk through
it. but the only part Of speech I've
got Is my mouth.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Time. but No Money.

Street Missiohary-My good friend.
why Idle away the precious hours In
this fashion? Don't you know that
time Is money?
Loafer-Don't you believe It. guv'nor.
II that was so I should be a bloomin'
millionhair. should I've been doing
time on and orr ever since l was &
nipper.ALOndOn Mail.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28

The Mean Thing.
"Phyllis Is the meanest kind Of gos
SIP"
"What makes you think sor'
Because she never tells you any
thing herself. but gets you to tell h"'
all you know"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
NOW 4S
LOOKS Is
After Using Cardui, the Woman's
Tonic, Mrs. Haxel Says She
Renewed Her Youth.

Los Angeles tCalif-"As was passing
through the trying period, change of life,"
writes Mrs. ]. F. Haxel, of 1924 Hobson
St., II was so sick at times that could
not stand on my feet for four or five days
at time. tried three different doctors,
but none of them did me any good.
II read in your Almanac about Cardul
and got a bottle, which brought relief at
once and after using 2 bottles was en-
tirely cured.
~ am nearly 48 years old and feel very
well. My competitions as clear as when
! was Is, and now do all my own house
work. l will always speak good word
for Cardui."
Cardui is a strength building, tonic
medicine for women. 1t has has been
found to relieve pain and distress, caused
by womanly trouble, and is an excellent
medicine to have on hand at all times.
Cardui is mineral, -intoxicat-
Ing. 1t is composed of purely vegetable
ingredients and contains no harmful
drugs. 1t cannot possibly iniure you,
therefore, and is a safe, reliable, medi-
cine, for women of all ages.
Try Cardui. You will appreciate It's
tonic, building effect on the system, as
we'll as its quality Of preventing or re-
lieving pain. at trying times.
Cardui is for sale at all druggists.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28

III ling at 10th and Palm Will rent
a separately or together r. H. M.
II Mills & Sons. 2-23-6t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28

NOR RENT OR FOR SALE-TYPE-
writers-Smith Premier and Rem
u ingtoAs. Great Bargains. Easy
N terms. R. H. M. Mills & Sons.
4-23-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28

TOR RENT-A FIVE ROOM COT
Il tage with all modern conveniences,
4 one block west of the Episcopal
church on West Third ave. Apply
3 to F. e. Renfrow, at the sheriff's
l office. 4-23-6t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
Optimistic.

~ was pinched for being to-, oY'.
mistic.'
Jaw. come off"
"Fact thought the stock ! VA.
selling would be worth someth4n,'
come day Washington Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
\ Poor Plan,

A Poor Plan.
The trouble with some men vi,
reach the top is that they 60 right o'
over and down the other side. -Chics
80 Record Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
She Was No Child.


This college professor. like many
other men Of erudition. was fond Of
Lewis Carroll. While visiting bis SIS
ter he asked his niece. miss Of At.
teen. to get Through the Looking
Glass; for him from the public libra
y. She evidently did not like the task.
and he asked her the reason. With
some hesitation she replied: 'Oh. I'll
get It If you really want 1t. But !
don't like to have the librarian think
that read children's books."-Nsv
York Tribune
The Boston Girl.
will you marry me?" he asked
bluntly.
NO." replied the Boston maiden. Blu,
she added coyiy: Il am not endowed
with sacerdotal power. Put your ques.
ton properly. Ask me If will become
your wife, Phiiadelphia Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
For 8ala

NOR SALE-NEW, FIVE ROOM
bungalow, 1116 w. 2srd. between
Cherry and Linden. Will sell at
bargain, If sold within the next few
Y days. T. r. Waters, old phone
1872. % ct.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28

FOR RENT
1902 Ash, Is rooms block ground
$4,000
14O5 Main, S rooms, modern, $22.5O.
1915 Main. rooms. modern, $3.50
302 W. 9th ave-, rooms. modern,
$4,000.
FL Beech, 5 rooms good re-, IL.
$3.50.
Corner 18th and Linden, new bum
galow, modern, $500.
408 w. 7th, rooms $1,000.
Corner 22nd and State, 3 rooms,
$500,
1920 East 5th, 4 rooms, sink $3.50
106 N. Penn, 3 rooms. sink. $3.50.
S26 Texas st. 4 rooms, sink, $500
G. S. M'NEW
LOG Pine st Phone 971
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
il cova,s +;,a ,rd

it Covers the Land.
We shall never see that Eres
American powell. 1t cant he written
WHY no' 90
I'VE NV" 700 many dialects"
"W"i,. il, Ir.>,lnli ycrnacular."-
WaSh!ii.-' llerath
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-04-28
In SoutI, America,

IN South America.
Foreign Correspondent = And who are
those two men ':nder the tree? Gen
era' raprtka THAT'S the second
ba'rsiinn Of the royal guards.--Chicago
News.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-09-13
BLOOD TESTS ON PIXIES PEAK
Two British Surgeons Have Arrived
in America to Determine Effect
of High Attitudes.


Dr. j. A. Haldane and DR.. Gordon
Douglass of Oxford University, who
are to conduct series of experiments
on top of Pixies Peak to determine
the effect of high attitudes on the
human blood, arrived at Colorado
Springs recently and are arranging
the complicated apparatus with which
they expect to find whether the num-
Der Of red corpuscles increases at
high attitudes.
They will be assisted in their ex-
periments, which will extend over six
weeks, by DR.. Yambell Henderson of
Yale and DR.. Schneider of Colorado
College. The experiments are being
made under the uspices of the Royal
Society for Scientific Research,
Last summer DR.. Haldane and DR..
Douglass carried on experiments on
the west coast of Africa, but they
were not satisfactory, as they could
not remain on the barren peak long
enough to make tests of any value.
This year it was decided to con-
duct the tests on Pixies Peak because
of the ease with which the apparatus
can be placed on the summit by the
cog road.
After the party finishes work on
Pixies Peak tests will be made at
Cripple Creek and other high alti-
tudes in Colorado
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-09-13
CREMATED AS HE SLEPT.
Tom Morgan, Cuthbert Negro, Burn
ed to Death at Night.


ed to Death at Night.
Tom Morgan, generally known as
Son, +" was burned to death at Cuth-
bert Thursday night about II o'clock.
His home was almost completely de-
veloped when the alarm was sound
ed. Morgan was the only member of
his family at home when the fire was
discovered. He was fast asleep and
was burned to death before he could
be rescued, the roof falling in as the
doors were burst open
Morgan was generally known and
heId IN esteem by the people of the
Town, pelng polite and obliging
negro, quiet and orderly. He has
conducted a restaurant in Cutbbert
for a number of years. Members Of
MS family were off visiting sick
relative. SIN
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-09-13
A Great Advantage to workingmen

J. A. Maple, 125 S. 18th St., steu-
benville, O., says: For several
years I suffered from weak kidneys
and a severe bladder trouble. I
learned of Foley Kidney Pills, and
their wonderful cures, so 1 began
taking them, and sure enough l had
as good results as any I had heard
about. My backache left me and to
one of my business, expressman. that
alone is a great advantage. My kid
neys acted free and normal, and that
saved me lot of misery. 1t is now
a pleasure to work where it used to
be a misery. Foley Kidney Pills
cured me and have my highest
praise" Dawson Drug Co. and Peo-
pies Drug Store.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-09-13
CLAY COURT POSTPONED.
Judge Worrill VIII Let the Harvest
of Crops Proceed

Vk NIUU0 i IUCttU.
Judge w. G. WorrilI will not hold
superior court at Fort Gaines the
third Monday in this month, which
is the regular time for the fall court,
but will adjourn the court to be held
the second Monday in December.
This action on the part Of the Judge
is done by special request of the
farmers in order that they may not
be delayed in gathering their large
crops of cotton. Some of the farmers
say that they have at least 100 bales
Of cotton now open in the fields. and
that December will be better time
to hold the court.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-09-13

For bowel complaints in children
always give Chamberlain's Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and
castor oil. 1t is certain to effect a
cure, and when reduced with water
and sweetened is pleasant to taka
NO physician can prescribe a bettsr
remedy. For sale by all dealers