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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
uncommerciai Lisxt.

Artistic folk frequently have some
mat vague notions about business.
tine Of them are quite ignorant Of 1t.
enen utterly Indifferent to 1t and 9th
- yet hate the very name Of 1t. One
g me last named category was List.
ne had returned from a successful
e, and Princess Metternich, the
we OF the celebrated statesman and
up'omstist, was questioning him re-
afding the concerts he had been CIV
~ abroad.
hear" she said, that you did
20 business In Paris"
40 which List gave the tart reply,
only played some music there.
slness-that / leave to bankers and
Qplomatists."
40 another lady the musical cleric
ve still more sarcastic answer.
Al Able" she sighed, what a great
s1ne you would make If only you
fyr
Madame" returned Liszt, IF you
20 In need Of that fortune, believe
would go at once"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
The Spectacled Bear.

The specialized bear Of Ecuador Is
so called because Of a patch Of white
around each eye, which makes the
animal look as though he was peering
through a pair Of great spectacles.
In size and general color the spec
tacled bear looks not unlike the Ameri-
can black bear. But its hair Is very
shaggy. At each side Of the head Is
white bar, which gives the animal the
appearance Of wearing a halter. But
the most distinctive feature is the
white around the eyes.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Eour Kinds of Liars

The late Sir Frederick Bramwell was
famous both as a witness and arbi-
traitor in engineering disputes. 1t is re-
called that his brother, the late Lord
Justice Bramwell, on giving advice to
q young barrister told him to be care
full Of four kinds Of witnesses-first,
Of the liar; second, Of the liar who
could only be adequately described by
the aid Of a powerful adjective; third,
Of the expert witness, and, finally, of
my brother Fred
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

ments. The book was one of the
best sellers" and it's stage career will
be watched with interest. One of the
bits of realism attempted is a scene
on shipboard during storm, which
is said to be a sensational illusion.
The company is headed by Carl Ger
ard and his support is declared to be
made up of actors who possess talents
particularly fitted to the parts they
have been assigned.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
A MiahtY Difference.

Brougham used to tell an anecdote
about the flight from Waterloo. Ma
poleon was greatly depressed. His aid
riding beside him thought he might be
sorrowing over the loss Of so many old
comrades at arms and tried to comfort
him by saying that Wellington also
must have lost many friends. He has
not lost the battle" was the reply.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
POST SEASON AT CRESCENT.
Motion Pictures and Popular Enter
tainment Planned.

tainment Planned.
Announcement comes from the man.
agement of the Crescent Theater that
the season there will close with the
engagement of "Brewster's Millions.
This early closing makes the pres
ent season the shortest in number OF
wears. and for this reason Manager
Campbell has signified his intention
of inaugurating an indefinite post-sea'
son of the latest and best subjects in
high-class motion pictures and popu'
lar entertainers for the many patrons
of this house. Mr.. Campbell is en-
Pertaining this proposition from the
fact that so many children and la
dies have come to regard the Ores
cent as their favorite playhouse, and
he wants to keep it open for their
benefit. After a week of renovation
and overhauling he expects to open
the Crescent to the public with a mat
inee of motion pictures on Easter
Sunday, giving frequent changes OF
program through the season that is
to follow.
Performances will begin at O'CLOCK
n. m and run continuously until lO:3(
O'Clock, with an intermission OF two
hours before the night performances
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

over 1000 pounds and illuminated with
over 1000 incandescent lamps. The
company carries three machinists,
something that has never been done
before, for the handling of this one
effect. During it's long run in New
York Three Twins" was endorsed by
the entire metropolitan press, and
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
The Sad Part.

Doesn't 1t make you sad" exclaimed
the member Of the Audubon society,
ito see women wearing on their hats
the feathers Of the poor little birdsT
at isn't the feathers that make me
sad" replied the practical married
man. "Its their bills. "-Phiiadelpnia
Record.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Proficiency.

He was a cornet soloist, indeed, but
by no means witless.
Musical proficiency" said he, rs a
matter of give and take"
"Eh? Give and take what!
"Pains," he said, illustrating his no.
tion by running a few scales.-Puck.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Wanted II to Show.

A rich old farmer once had his por-
trait painted. When the portrait was
finished the old farmer looked at II,
shook his head and said to the artist:
Every good. Very good, indeed. But
there is one fault that you must rem
edy. Please make the right side OF
the chest bulge out. That Is where L
carry my wallet"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
CRESCENT.

The Crescent will have the best of
American farces Sunday and next
week when the dramatic version of
George Barr McCutcheon's celebrated
romance, "Brewster's Millions" will
be given here. The play comes here
With practically the same cast and
vast scenic equipment that attended
A upwards of a years run in New
York. The book has been adapted
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
A Witty Rstort.

An Englishman in Dublin was asked
BY an Irish cab driver II he wished to
ride through the city.
mo-" replied the Englishman; Il am
able to walk"
"Ah, WELL" remarked the jehu, may
yer honor long be able, but seldom
willingy'
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Attachment.

The schoolteacher was trying to IL
Iustrate the difference between plants
and animals.
PLANTS" she explained, "are not sus-
ceptible Of attachment to man as AMI
mails are"
How about burs, teacher" piped a
small boy who had passed the sum-
mer in the country.-Chicago News.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

Night" They Are All My Girls" and
The Girl Up There"
The company is headed by Victor
Morley and Bessie Clifford, and they
have in their support such well known
favorites as Willard Flanagan, Reg
gle Morris, Edward Wade, Edward P
Bower, Frank Smith, Harry Collins
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Sha Ma Misa.

81 asked Miss jumps to sing some
thing, and she refused point blank. Is
she grouchyT
mo. She's trying to make a hit
with you. Cheer up."-Toledo Blade.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
TULANE.

-. Twins" will be the offering
rulane for a week beginning
NV and is said to be one of the
jun .s, musical comedies that has
nroduced in many years. The
~. = nv Charles Dickson, lyrics by
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
He Want.

visitor-Is your clock right? Tired
Hostess (at the end Of her patience and
politeness)-Oh. no. That's the one we
call the visitor. visitor-What q quaint
name! Why! Hostess - Because II
doesn't 60.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

Mr.. Ashton Stevens of the New York
Journal, said: Three Twins is cred
it to Broadway"
There are a great many song hits,
including THE Yama Yama Man."
"Cuddle Up a Little Closer, Lovey
Mine," boo Hoo, Tee Hee," Good
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
An Old Enalish Inn.

The Seven Stars is an inn or pub
He house In Manchester, England,
which has held a license continuously
since 1870. It served as the meeting
place for the Guy Fawkes band OF
conspirators.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Eoroot the Proverb.

"You may not get any more business
from me. I've bought law book"
81 won't worry" responded the law
yer. "In that case I shall probably
get more business than ever."-Wash-
ington Herald.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
A Tin For John,

Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Here's an item
which says the swan outlives any 9TH
or bird, In extreme cases reaching 300
years. Mrs. Crimsonbeak-And, re-
member, John. the swans live on wa
ter.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Collected Som. AIimony Also.

she-Thls is Maud's third husband
and they all bore the name OF William.
He-You don't say so! Why. the wo-
man Is a regular Bill collector.-Ne"
York Times.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
UtterIv Useless.

"Pa, what is a futile remarkT
"The one a man makes for the pur-
pose of changing the subject when his
wife complains because he has for
gotten their wedding anniversary
Chicago Record Herald.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
A Sound Ransom,

Mistress you hear me calling,
Jane? Jane-Yes'm. but you told me
the other day never to answer you
back.-Throne and Country.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

% stage purposes by Winchell Smith
and Byron Ongley, and judging from
tie enormous success they have sue
ceeded In placing Mr.. McCutcheon's
strongest situations in such a coher-
ent manner that a really great play
y the result. Frederic Thompson,
Nno conceived and brought forth the
new York Hippodrome, is the mana
ger and producer. So that If basic
ssory and staging count for anything
= stage production, "Brewster's
Aiiions' certainly possesses the ele-
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Make Children happy.

The first duty toward children Is to
make them happy. If you have not
made them happy you have wronged
them. No other good they may get
can make up for that.-Charles Bux-
ton.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
His Sole Dread.

Hammond-Don't you dread the 3D.
lent watches Of the night? Martin
No: it's the cuckoo clocks that give me
away.-Harper's Bazaar.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

Ada Bateman, Lillian Sadler, Minnie
Allen, Helen Dubois, Estell Colbert
and chorus of sixty people.
Beginning April 18th, and continu
ing through April 10th, a celebrated
Yiddish company of players will open
in six successful Yiddish plays. Nine
Fannie Reinhart will head the cast.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Which Was Far Worse.

Williamscn-Does your wife always
have the last word? Henderson-Well,
II she doesn't, old fellow, she looks It.
Smart Set
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
And the Grounds.

Lady Customer-Do you keep coflee
In the bean? New Clerk-Upstairs,
madam. This is the ground floor
Princeton Tiger.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
His Reward.

Lawyer Brown So 1 called the
Judge a liar. Lawyer Jones-And then
what did you do? Lawyer Brown
Thirty days.-Toledo Blade.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

a A Hauerbach, while Karl Hoschna
Il responsible for the music.
Three Twins" is one of the largest
musical comedies on the road, requir-
lag two baggage cars and three
coaches for the transportation of the
company. One of the many novelties
d an electrical aerial swing weighing
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

II Is a great evil as well as MIS-
fortune to be unable to utter pro""'
and decided no.--Simmons.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Wanted u Abbreviated.

Jeweler-what shall 1 engrave In It?
Customer-G. o. to III. L.
Jeweler-What's that, sir?
Customer (meekly)-George Osborne
to Harriet Lewis; but just the initials,
please.-Lippincott's.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

Whatever enlarges hope viii exalt
courage.-Johnson.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

An obstinate man does not hold
opinions; they hold him.-Butler.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Tho Lost Baby.

"What has become Of your baby SIS
ter. Johnny" asked a mother OF ner
eour.vear-old son. IL haven't seen her
for an hour or more"
.Oh. don't worry bout her, mamma
replied Johnny. You'll find her wnen
Won sweep the house."-Exchange.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
ANGER.

Our anger and our impotence
often prove much more mischievous
than the very things about which
we become angry or inpatient
Marcus .Aurelius.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Her Fear.

oo-What makes you so awfully
-Why, Fred Is to have an in
-. with papa this afternoon.
WI And are you afraid your IA
~, wn not give his consentT
Y Tear Fred won't show up"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30
Pimplsa.

zinc ointment applied to pimples
when they are beginning to form Will
frequently check them. Applied to
them daily after they have formed will
in most cases prevent a scar. unless
they have been opened and the nesh
bruised.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-03-30

- ss... intentions will never justify
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18

En- el condado de Lincoln ell
rusultado de la elecci6n local fue
la elecci6n de candidates de uno
y otro partido, Don Demetrio
Perea, democrata, fu6 elegido al
guacil mayor.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18
EAST LAS VEGAS NUEVo MEMco ssAOo DE NOWEMBRE De 1911

sin embargo, que ell precinto di6
mayoria democratica.
En- el condado de Santa Fe Sc
dice que en- algunos precintos
ocurrio la misma cosa.
El cuenta votos Official Sc en-
pezar& en- la ofcina del secreta.
rio del territorio el dfa y de es-
te, pero no sc sabra ell resultado
final por varios dlas, pues habra
que tabular Y sumar ell resultado
final de 52S precintos, que es ell
n1mero de precintos que tiene ell
estado.
Curry, para el congreso, derro-
to a Don Paz Valverde, y el CO.
misionado de corporaciones, un
senior Groves, del condado de
Eddy, derrot0 q Don Seyerino
Martinez.
Estos amigos, Sc dice que en-
los condados del sur Sc olvidaron
del resto de la boleta republica-
ma y trabaiaron para ST, apoyan-
dose en- la question de razas. Su
argumento era que deberlan de
votar por ellos, por ser anglosa-
jones, en- preferencia a Velarde
| y Martinez, que no 10 son. Su
argumento, 81 es cierto que 10
hinieron, fue de 10 mas bajo en-
vista de que en- estos condados
del norte no perdieron ellos IN
solo voto por causa de su nacio'
nalidad.
De Curry Sc dice ademas que
para quedar mejor con los de
sur, lie echo cuero" a Don Elfe
go Baca, que era su companerC
en- la boleta.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18
Lac UIlimaS ElCCCiOneS.

Para esta fecha Sc sabe que la
ultima election de estado estuvo
muy renida y que algunos de los
candidates victoriosOs apenas
saldran a la orilla, con unos GUAM
tos votos de mayorla.
Que han sido positiyamente
electos del lado democrata, Sc
sabe de los siguientes: Melon
aid, para gobernador; e. g. de
Baca, para teniente gobernador;
Antonio Lucero, para secretario
de estado; 0. N. Marion, para
tesorero; Alvin N White, para
Superintendent de instruction
Publica, dos miembros de la CO.
mission de corporaciones, y Mr..
Ferguson para el congreso. La
elecci0n de estos esta concedida
por los republicanos por ser sus
mayorias muy grandes.
Los republicanos han elegido
fuera de toda duda, segdn pare
ce, d Curry, para ell congreso;
un miembro de la comision sobre
corporaciones, y ell procurador
general Estan en- duda y no sc
sabra 10 cierto sino hasta que Sc
cuenten ohcialmente los votos,
por ell secretario del territorio,
ell dla -, los siguientes; El An.
ditor, el Comisionado de terre.
nos, y la corte suprema. Los re-
publicanos reclaman haber ele.
gido d estos candidates por pc
quenas mayorlas. Lo cierto es
que la eleccion de estos esta muy
reflida y que Sc necesitara @
cuenta yotos Official para deter
minar cualos son los victoriosos
La raz0n para que no SO sepa pc
sitivamente el resultado en- eso'
candidates es que las comisione'
centrales, republican, Y demo
crata, no tienen reportes oticla
les de algunos precintos del Tie
rritorio, y Sc atienen a cdIculo'
para dar su opinion. En- el con
dado dc San Miguel, por ejem
plo, Sc tiene informe casi ofcia
de todos los precintos, menos d,
uuo, del dc El Pueblo. ALI To-
iueces dc elecci0n no ccutaron e
voto, como era su deber, y man
daron asf la GAIA de eleccion q L
cabccera de condado. Sc sabe
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18
La Rebellion en- China.

FL imperio chino ha estado
siendo devastado en- estos ulti.
mos meses por la peor revolucion
que ha conocido el imperio en-
muchos amos. La lucha que Sc
ha librado y Sc esta librando aun
es entire reformistas, los dc ideas
avanzadas, y los gobernistas, de
la vieja escuela.
La guerra que Sc ha librado
entire ambos ha sido sin cuartel
Y en- extreme sangrienta. Tn
agente de la prensa asociada pa.
ra dar q este pals una idea de 10
que ha sido, dice que en- Nam
king, la matanza hecha por las
| tropas, ell 10 del que rige, fue tan
terrible, que es dificil hallarle
precedente en- la historic. Los
soldados fueron los yerdugos; los
reformistas sus victimas, Di'
! ficil es, dice el corresponsal-dar
una idea siquiera de 10 terrible
de la matanza de reformistas en-
esta ciudad. Basteme decir que
han sido yictima de la furia de
los soldados, hombres, mujeres
Y nifos, igualmente, siempre que
Sc hallara que eran reformistas.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18
NUN. AZ
MUY BIEN HECSO.
Los DemOcraIaS de NueVO heXl-
co Sc Preparan para lOda
EVentualidad.

El lunes ultimo Sc reunieron en-
Albuquerque dem0cratas ypro-
minentes de todo ell Estado para
tomar parte en- la celebration de
Ia victoria democratica que Sc
tuvo allf ell lunes por la noche, Y
tambien para discutir asuntos re-
lacionados con la bienandanza
del partido en- todo el Estado.
En- la junta que Sc tuvo para
discutr asuntos relacionados con
ell bienestar del partido en- gene
raj, ell asunto de mayor impor-
tancia que Sc transo fu6 ell de
inntar un fondo de DIEZ MIL
PESOS que Sc usara para insti-
tuir processes donde qmera que
Sc hayan cometido fraudes de
elecci6n y hacer que Sc oastiguen
los delincuentes.
Sc nombro un consejo de abo-
gados d cuya cabeza esta Mr.. o.
| N. Marion, tesorero electo en- la
boleta de estado democratic. Este
consejo establecera su cuartel
principal en- la ciudad de Santa
Fe y de alli dirigira sus opera
clones por todo ell estado. Todos
los casos on que Sc ha informado
que hubo actos de intimidation,
fraudes de eleccion Y otros afro
pellos, ell dfa de la election, Sc
ran investigates y NADIA que Sc
pueda hacer Sc dejara sin hacer
para traer 4 los delincuentes an
te la iusticia Y hacerlos que su-
fran ell castigo que merecen.
"Uno de los primeros casos
que seran llamados q la atencion
de la justicia sera el golpeo del
Juez Long, en- Las Vegas, ell dia
de la election, por el alguacil
mayor, no mas porque, segun Sc
dice. fue q sacar con tianza de la
carcel del condado d algunos in
fellces que habtan sido encerra-
dos ALI por ell delito de ser de-
m6cratas . republicanos progre-
sistas.
En- las elecciones de Nuevo
| Mexico Sc ha establecido la mall
| hadada costumbre, en- algunos
condados, de nombrar fanfarro-
nes el dla de la elecci6n, con el
ostensible proposito de Que vigi-
len la paz pdblica, pero cuyo
verdadero fla ha sido el de init
midar d los votantes. Estos fan
farrones han cometido muchos
atropellos, siendo uno de ellos o
de usar pistola y amenazar cor
ella. aun sin haber recibido min
guna provocaci6n Los demo
cratas son de opinion que ell buel
lnombre de Nuevo Mexico de
manda que esa maldita practict
de nombrar esa clase de polizon
tes, el dfa de la election, mucho
de los cuales son 8 han sido cri
, minales, deba terminarse, y tod'
llo possible Sc hara cuanto antel
. en- pro de traer ante la justicia
todos los fanfarrones que en- ia
!. les casos hayan permitido qu
:. sus pasiones Sc salgan de madre
Ell case del asalto del Jue
. Long fu6 reportado tai como ]
= damos nosotros en- otra columna
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18

En- el condado de Roosevelt,
uno de los mas dem6cratas del
territorio, los republicanos eli.
gieron al candidate para alguacil
mayor,
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18

En- el condado de Dona Ana el
candidate Holt, para el senado,
por el lado republican,, gan6 por
la mayorfa de un voto, segdn ell
cuenta votos semi-ofcial.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18

probablemente la administration
del nuevo estado estar& compar'
tida entire ohciales de ambos
partidos, Y como ell ano que vie
ne ocurrira la elecci6n presiden-
cial, en- la que Nuevo Mexico
tendra que elegir cuatro electo'
res Y un representante al con-
greso, habra renovation en- las
agitaciones politicas, las cuales
Sc debe esperar que no lleguen a
un extreme que perturbe y per-
judique la marchR ordenada de
los negocios pGblicos.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18

En ell condado de Union los de-
m0cratas eligieron casi toda So
boleta de condado. Hacfa cosa
de catorce amos que no triunfa-
ban en- las eIecciones.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1911-11-18

Don Leandro Anaya arribo de
Arlington el microbes de esta
semana.
Los senores Andres Baca Q
Isabel Garcia, de Las Conchas,
estuvieron en- esta ell microbes.
TOsIENDO DE NOCH e.
signiiica p6rdida de sueho 10 cual 90
malo para todos. FL Oompuesto do
Miel Brea dc Foley para Ia tos de una
vez alivis la comezon y resequedsd en-
Ia garganta, y sana las membranes In
flamadas. Impide que una tos Sc vuel-
va bronquitis Q neumonia. Guardenla
siempre on casa Rehusen sustitutoa.
De venta On las Botioas de . G.
Schaefer y Cruz Rois,
Vengan yer nuestrOs surtidos de
ar,dos, ma lulnas de eortar y empa.
ear. podemns vend6rselas tan barat0
como cnalqulea Tambien hacemOs
ehimeneas y tods clase de p0mpas,
ingenios y cafiutertas.
FIG GEHRING.
5l6-5lS Douglas Ave. Temple Masonico