The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-30

.ELBURT KOMNTY CHAMB0R
OF K0MERSE
WRITTEN BY A MULE RASEN MISOORYAn
FOR THE DIVIDE REVIEW OF kI0WA

loo the editor of the devide revu
Havin CRATE respec foar yourself and
your papr thot wood tax my pen in
hand and pen fu Inns SO could
print it in ur papr. fn years a go i
come from missury an lokated IN Ebert
kownty an hav been farmin an rasin
muls every sens. Som how get enter
ested in sum OF the afares in my kown
ty an sort of ambishion two sunday
run for offs, l must post myself on thee
afares that ar taken plas hear.
L bin reedin qwite smrt latly about the
chamber OF komerse, failin too find out
sumthin about it while bak, latly
larned somthin about it, an as am en-
tenden too run four offs perte sune j
wanted two bee onest with my Labers
an tell EN- how stand on this pesky
.komerse bisnes. theWay larned it,
fu republicans an Dimokrats put thear
heds twogather in Elizabeth an organ
ized sumthin they cal chamber OF
homerse, am riten this two expires my
vus on this tomthum qustshun. if them
fellars what put there heds fwopather
for eny other purpos then too ketch the
pepel napen this heare misouryan mist
his CESS. they will ride up an down the
ralerodes tuten thear horns an eoin to
thee Sity an haven there picters took
an saen they ar the hole chese out in
Elburt kownty. If doant mis- my ges
thay will bse sippin upp on thee pepel
an asken em two make propashun from
thee taxes too give EN- trip two Bosting
or Nuyoark. now in expresen my vus
am goen to spek rite out in meaten an
tel them fellars not to pas thee Hat my
way, as befour left Misoury a mule
kikt me thro the barn doar an am not
entenden that no Elburt Kownty jack
asses shal get chans too do thee same
thing.
This pesky bisnes of bunch OF dry
goods box farmers setten aroand whit
I.tiln pipsr from eorncoi,s stelen us hard
werken farmers ho ar bildin up thee
kountry how too doc it, if thear is eny-
thing which makes a Misoryan six it is
two sea fu Sity felars with wife stan
up colers ho doant no nothin nohow
about farmen tellen them sity fellers
wot hard worken fellers that we have
got out hear. When a flu follers callen
themselves chamber of komerse deliga-
snions tax run intoo the Sitey an stan
upp befoar fire. lunch kownter an tel
them sity fellers wot CRATE things we
got out hear an maken them sity fellers
belev 1T. 1t is as much as emmy tru hard
worken farmer can stan. l just found
out off from / of my nabers which was
upp coon hunten tother mite that this
Chamber of Komers bisnes wos organ
ishion two help lot of broken down
politishions get into offs; agen he
told me that thear wos runnen in our
kownty kompany calad thee undevid
ed land and testament kompeny fallen
two larn all about It, larned enuf to
no that this komers bisnes wood do the
advertizn SO as too max better times
foor this undivided land an testament
kompeny-he says after he ketched n
big koon that thear Wos meyer in the
woodpile, consarn it, got rite smart
skeerd thinker we wood have too wach
that air meyer from stelen that air koon
but beins bill wos better akwanted
than me he explained that a komerse
meyer wos in the woodpil of the unde-
vided land an vestament kompeny
beins as ur spas is small an am intend
en- rite some more letters 2 ur valur-
able papr perte sun must klos now an
sin miself SO nobode nos no 1t is i sim
pie sin miself
| A mule rasen Miseoryan