New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-14
THE TALK or THE DAY.

King George Of England has a new horse
said to be all that a royal mount should De
lie &C. Brisbane. a handsome bay. and IS
Oueensland's coronation gift 10 the King
His Journey has been n long one, Tor ne
left sydney a. FAR back as July 20 In the
Federal Steamship Company's vessel corn
wall. Brisbane had to go through the is
nominious process Of compulsory disln-
feeling cold bath, to make sure he would
not be carrying ticks IN him, before ne
was admitted 10 New South Wales. Except
for that. he has had the greatest attention
and respect paid 10 him by Constable VII
son. Of the Queensland police, who was
doputed TO accompany him TO London.
"Do Won think that under any circum-
stances a minister is justified Ia USING an
other clergyman's sermon
indeed Mdc,, 81 sir! Please state the circum
III il was very short sermon.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
THE FAN"
\ meek and modest man. VINO read
\ paper. touched his arm and said:
The Cinnamon are fighting grand
For republic In their land
Put said the "fan" ian earnest man:
"Tbe Phillies amt got no appliance
TO put IT over on the Giants
The reader murmured And the scrap
Between the Turks and Well nayhap
Tbere'U be an understanding soon;
That cholera will change the tune
Rpt said the Fan" IAN earnest mani:
",rboso other nuts are punk and raw:
Inst watch your uncle, Mugs McGraw"
rho reader told. with hreathless note,
How Friscos women had the vote;
How chewing gum could now he used
For buving votes. and seemed amused
But said the fan" Tan earnest NAM:
"Th, PhilIies can't come one, two. six
The Giants! Wow, They know the tricks"'
who cares for worldly acts? Why rage?
The NEWS is on the sporting page.
4. w L.
- nav as I 60" said the independent
man. ,,,....,.,,,
eff YOU try keeping motor car IN repair
,o,,,ll nav whether YOU go or not"-Wash-
ington Star.
There being no Society for the Suppress
sion Of Unnecessary Noises in Chicago,
Mayor Harrison has set out to enforce its
code there all by himself He has ordered
the police to lock up the drivers OF auto
mobiles that toot and snort beyond reason.
The Mayor asserts he has listened patient
Nv 10 the automobiles speeding around the
corner of North Rush and East OHIO
streets AT nocturnal hours. when he could
not sleep because of the noise, and de-
cidod II was time to call a halt \ police
man will be stationed al the corner 70 catch
offenders. If there are any sirnilar corners
in the CITY where such disregard FOR the
CITY ordinance AGAINST cut-out muffiers is
shown. Mayor Harrison asserts that II cit.-
zcns will send their complaints 10 him u"
will have policemen there TO make arrests.
The Tall and Aggressive one Excuse
me but I'm IN hurry You've had that
phone twenty minutes and not said q
Tbe Short and Meek One.-sir, I'm talk
ing 20 my wife!-Puck
After study Of "rhe Effects of EXplo-
slyc Sounds. Such as Those Produced by
Motor Boats and Guns. Upon Fishes" Or.
q. II. Parker. professor Of zoology at Haf-
ward. has reported 10 lne ihlteu old''7
Bureau Of Fisheries. He says his investi %
cation leads him TO believe that arli-
fetal noises. Il appropriate IN character.
might attract fishes. Tor sound even when
disagreeable 10 the human ear Is not Of
necessity always disturbing to fishes. and
might even serve AZ q lure and reports
these general conclusions: THE sounds
produced by motor boat are extremcl"
faint under water. and have little Influence
ON the movements and feeding Of nBheg.