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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26
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II boats are moored is water tide?
Heard on the streets this morning:
az that girls face was her fortune,
She certainly could put 1t all in one
pocketbook
~ II a nervous man doesn't like a
noise, could he stand tennis racquet?
Heard in the Mountain City Drug
Store: Pnrty talking over telephone,
"ssay, Is this you?"
Say, do you read these every day?
If not, why not? Get busy, and look
up the old ones, read them ALL You'll
Sgbe sorry II YOU don't They are qbub.
Y llished every day. Look for them to.
! morrow in the Fairmont West ,.rir.
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You. look warm"
II have been chasing a hat"
Did your hat blow OFF,
1T was not my hat; 1t belonged to
somebody else and It had u pretty girl
under. IT, "a
Did you catch lt?"
Eyes: My wife saw me chasing it."
Houston Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26

IL a nervous man doesn't like a
noise, could he stand tennis racquet?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26

Heard in the Mountain City Drug
Store: Party talking over telephone,
Say, is this you?"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26

Heard on the streets this morning:
az that girls face was her fortune,
She certainly could put 1t all in one
spocketbook,p
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26

I boats are moored is water tide
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-26

ME, I'm coming-you two Just stay
here few minutes. Yes, Annie, I'm
coming" And Mrs. Carson hustled
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-14
The Magic Spring.

There is a magic spring hidden away
IN every worthy business which, if re-
peatcdly touched by the right kind Of
advertising, will turn the pockets OF the
people inside out.
Advertising has undoubtedly become
the greatest force in the development OF
the nation. 1t is the greatest factor in
the industrial lie oil the country. a
thousand million dollars were expended
in this country last year for advertising
This vast amount represents the intrinsic
value OF all the newspaper and magazine
publications in the United States. II this
amount were taken out OF the channels
OF trade it would stop all The cotton mills,
all oil the iron works, all Of the coal mines
and nearly all OF the other industries.
Did the expenditure OF this tremendous
sum payl
Carefully compiled statistics show that
this investment for advertising sold SIS
COO 900 900 Of goods, the products OF the
countrys industrial efforts.
The greater part Of the money invested
Tor advertising is expended through adj
vertising agencies.
a Successful Organization.
Four years ago the freeman Advertis-
ing Agency was Incorporated in Rich
mond, Va, Tor the specific purpose Of
handling the appropriations OF Southern
advertisers. Its history has been ono OF
progress and achievement. Men OF brains
and wide experience have been employed, !
and, under able management, great things
have been accomplished. Keeping pace
with the steady growth Of the business.
the working forces have been increased
until to-day The Freeman Agency is rccog-
nizcd the country over as a power in the
advertising world, and enjoys the full
confidence of the South's largest adver-
tisers.
The business is. divided into depart
mcnts for Planning, Writing, Illustrating,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-14
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a POWERFUL TRADE: INFLUENCE
A Story OF PROGRESS and ACHIEVEMENT
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Soliciting, Estimating, Checking En-
craving, Printing and General Advice.
1t is conducted on modern business prin-
ciplcs.
The Home of Original Ideas and Eff
fectivc Advertising Campaigns.
The Freeman Agency is located in
handsome and well equipped offices on
the seventh floor Of the Mutual Building,
and offers the highest grade OF advertising
service. =
1t is a strong, thoroughly organized ae-
gregation Of high-salaricd, experienced
men, capable Of handling any advertising
proposition.
We have men in our copy department
who can make an advertising story fairly
bristlc with ideas. We have men in our
art department who actually think in
pictures" The men who plan campaigns
have been directly responsible for some
oil the greatest advertising successes Of
modern times.-nien who have taken hold
oil accounts, small at the beginning, and
nursed and developed them into tremcn-
dous money makers who have taken
UP apparently losing propositions and
turned the tide into big successes. Our
statements are substantiatcd BY
A Living Record Of Achievement.
We give herewith list of some Of the
representative firms whose advertising
accounts We arc handling "Straws show
which way the wind blows"
Virginia Carolina Chemical Co, Rich
mond, Va tThc largest nlanufac-
turcrs Of fertilizers in tho country
The Scaboard Air Line Railway Co.
The Norfolk Southern Railroad Co
The Norfolk and Western Railway Co.
The Merchants and Manufacturers
Association, .ynchburg. Va
The Milan Medicine Co., Danvi!lc, Va.
Ovens & Minor Drug Co., Richmond,
Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-14

The Planters Fertilizer and Phosphate
Co, Charleston, S. c.
Fl. Clarke & Sons, Richmond, Va
The National Manufacturing Co.,
Lynchburs, Va
Oaks Manufacturing Co., New Bern.
Strauss Gunst & Co, Richmond, Va.
L West Florida Land Co., Jacksonville,
osbu1n, Hill 8 Co., Winston Salem,
Golfers National Weekly, New York,
Nlcbane bedding Co, NIcbane, ". c.
Hickory Seed CO., Hickory, n. c.
T. ]. King Seed Co.. Richmond, Va.
Home Gamer Company, Hickory, N. C. II
Miller & Rhoads, Richmond. Va, and
many others.
Distinctive Service.
The freeman Advertising Agency SER
vice is different in some respect from that
OF other agencies. The business We secure
is not led into general hopper and ground
out in mechanical fashion. Each account
is delegated TO the man who by expert
encc and thorough knowledge Of the sub
ject is best fitted to handle it. Every need
Of the advertiser is carefully looked after
Ibis interests constantly promoted.
II you have an article. or product
which you wish to advertise, or an idea
you wish developed, write us, and VIC will
send competent representative to sec
you. No proposition is too small or too
large for us to carefully consider Our
advice and suggestions will not cost you
a penny. Our business is that OF produc-
ing profitable results for our clients, and
WE ARE DOING, 1T. Ours is the largest
organization Of its Kind in the South
We thoroughly understand the conditions
in the Southern field, and arc giving spe-
clal attention to the interests Of Southern
advertisers and manufacturers.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-14

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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-14

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Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
PLAYS AND PLAYERS

Douglas Fairbanks is going into vaudeville.
 Cecilia l4oftUs is tO make another American vaudeville tour.
 Marie Dressler is in her third sea son with "Tillies Nightmare"
 Florence Reed is to support Julius Steger in The Muster in the House %
 Among She reports of the season is one that "Eyangeline' may be re. yiyed
 Charles waldron is Viola Aliens leading man in Tine Lady Of Coyen- try"
 Two sisters of Edna May are in the cast of over Night" They are Jane and Julia May.
 ,Frederiek Lewis hss been recn- gagged as leading man with the South crn-Marlowc company.
 Sarah Bernhadt will follow the present fashion Of French artists and pose for moving pictures.
 Francis Wilson has placed in re- hearsal his new comedy, The Spirit uaIist," which will be produced on Nov. 20.
 ida Conquest was married the other day to the son of Admiral Bertelli of the Italian navy, and will retire from the stage.
 \ special benefit performance is to be given in New York of The DrOnes.' a play by Douglas J Wood and Guy R. Bolton.
 Charles A Gay is one Of the actors engaged to appear with May Irwin in her comedy, Mrs. TOmpkins," by Agnes L. Crimmins
 Word has come, according to re. port from Canada, 10 managers of moving picture films that no Ameri- Lan flag pictures are wanted. 4 French play called Through the Wall will be tried out in Los Ange- les and, if found satisfactory, win be used by James K Hackett
 Marguerite Clark and Walter Jones are being featured this season in Vim A. Brady's production of Margaret M1yos comedy Baby Mine
 Among the most recent productions in New York was Mrs. Avery" by Gretchen Dale and Howard Eastbrook both of whom appeared ID the cast | Fred Niblo, jr, aged nine, has joined the cast of The Fortune Hunter. in which his parents, Fred Niblo and Josepbsn Conan Niblo are co-starring.
 { Eugene Walter has written a play dealing with the Black Hand in this country, and called The Assassin, which David Beiasco will produce aft CT the holidays.
 Margaret Ellington win begin hoI season in "Kindling. in Providence about the middle Of this month. Hel en Tracy win be a member Of the sup porting company.
 Frederick Thompson is going to produce sequel to Polly of the Circus in characterization of "The Circuit Riders wife, by Cora Harris The heroine win be Polly married 10 the clergyman who Is circu rider
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
THE STOCK MARKET
 BECAME BOUYANT
Governments Acceptance of Tobacco Trusts Plan is
 Good Sign

NEW YORK. Nov. g.-Wau streets view Of the acceptance by the fed eral courts of the American Tobacco company's plan of reorganization was emphatically registered in the market today. The company's securities were purchased confidently in large mounts Prices rose in every corner of the market While tobacco stocks and bonds were strong, their move ment was not so pronounced as those of the more active list.
 United States Steel was the most conspicuous. rising al one time more than five points. 10 63 7-S. Transac- tions iu this stock for the day were 42I .090 shares Union Pacific. too gained nearly five points, touching 173 I-4. Lehigh Valley. Smelling and Harvester rose four or more, Read ing and Amaigamated more than three, and other active issues from two to three London's trading was sstfe shares. chieny in Steel, Read ing. Uuiou Pacific, and Rock Island Trading in bonds was on much larger r tie. the market generally showing pronounced strength.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
THE APPROPR|lTOR
 NOT SUSTAINED
First Priority Water Right Question Ever Raised
 in BiSbeG

\ fight for water was ihe issue Of a case brought in Judge T. D. Burdicks court yesterday afternoon. The complaining witness was John Flannerty and the defendant John Day, who came west recently from North Carolina.
 Both of inc men live near the head of Tombstone canyon. Flannerty bought a piece of ground from the man who had patented it and, being outside of the city waterw oTks limit, he found water few feet below the surface, This he 7iped to his resi-, dence, distance of a few hundred yards.
 Day located just above Flannerty and set uV two tents in which he be- san a chicken raising industry. The complaint charged that he went be. low Flannerty's water level and rob bed the latter of his source of sup ply. It is claimed that the water source does not furnish water sui iicient for the two
 The complaint charged Day with taking property" that diG not be- long to him, the water being the property Investigation of the case brought to light the fact that Elan, nerty had not perfected his water rights and the criminal complaint was dismissed The difficulty over water Is said to have resulted in threats being made and both of the parties interested were advised by the court to live in peace and amity The court held that the water was the property or Flannerty.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
WOMAN KNITTED BUT vAN|SHES
Ollce Arrest T&o- and Re turn for Third But He
 and Injured Woman Disappear
NElGHB0RS CONCEAL BOTH

Two men are in the city iail this morning arrested last evening about nine o'clock for being involved in a light and a cutting scrape in which it is said that a woman was severely injured. The police are searching for a third man and also seeking infor- . matiOn as 10 the injured woman and | her whereabouts. The third man and sthe wounded woman have disap, tpeared as completely as if they had never been in Bisbee. How serious .ly the woman Is injured the officers do not know. They have been met with rebufTs refusal or apparent dense ignorance on every side.
 Last evening the officers received a telephone cali to the effect that a woman hid been stabbed. possibly killed, by a man in the Mexican set. clement back of the Queen laundry. Officer Brooks and Constable Thomas went to the place indicated and found That there had been a drunken or gy. and that a woman had been stabbed. and they arrested two men syhom they took the the branch coun. Y jail, followed by growing crowd oi curious ones. One of the men ar. rested was smeared with blood, pre-. simably from the wounded woman, as Officer Brooks found when he looked at his hands after he had placed his prisoner in jail.
 D Injured Woman Vsnishes
 These two prisoners in safe GUS today, the officers returned to make the third arrest and to arrange for surgical treatment for the woman. They had been absent from the scene 'of the cutting but a few minutes. yet, on their return. the third man wanted had disappeared and SO had the in' jured woman And that Is not all for no one then knew anything abou, the whereabouts of either man or woman. The most lucid replies they received to queries on the subject were Quien sabe2 The wanted persons had vanished as completely as into thin air, No information was obtainablc from any source. It was ihe old story, so often heard when
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10

lished a testimonial or used a letter without the written consent of the writer. and never has the Company allowed these confidential letters to get out of their possession, as the hundreds of thousands of them in their files will attest.
 Out of the vast volume of experience which Mrs. Pinkham has to draw from, it is more than possible that she has gained the very knowledge needed in your case. She asks nothing in re- turn except your good will, and her advice has helped thousands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, should Do glad to take advantage of this gener- ous offer of assistance. Address Mrs. Pinkham, care of Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.,, Lynn, Mass.
 Every woman ought to have Lydia E. Piukham's SO-pagc Text Book. It Is not a book for general distribution, as it is too expensive. It is free and only obtainabie by mail. Write for 1t today.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
BIG TIME PROMISED
 FOR ELkS SMOKER
Committee Announces Pro- gram That Is Full
 of Promise

Preparations for the big Elks' smoker were practically pomplated last night, and a program that is subject to one or two minor changes was completed The committee has done itself proud, and the Bills and their guests are sure of a real Elk iOliheatiOD tomorrow night when they gather at the home. There are to be music and speaking, and more music and talking. and boxing, and dancing and fun. Oh. yes. The eats are on the program too. As told by the committed, 1t sure listens good.
 Hello. BiH. goin to the Smoker" rBetcherlife yes. Couldn't miss it. will be the prevalent remarks among the members of the Bisbee herd 10 day and tomorrow, and when the ev- eBing comes the home Will be thronged with local Bills, visiting Bills. Soon-be Bills and Maybe Bills, all eager for the good time that Is promised. and this will be one Of the best good times that has ever been held in the new home.
 The committe announces the fol lowing program. to begin at nine o'clock promptly
 Copper Queen band. (Two solec' tions)
 volcal solo. c. P. Coy.)
 Speech. CF. A Sutter.) Four round boxing bout (Jaekson and Doris.)
 volcaI solo. Singer to be an nouneed tomorrow.l Cornet solo. (Prof. Knight) Buck and wing dance (Kee Eng lent.)
 Vocal solo. Singer to be an nounced)
 ! National Anthem. Copper Queen band. audience standing)
 And then there will be twelve Elks | in black face (they will also be ir other costumes besides the burnt 1 cork, a feature of the costume being white coats) who will serve as wait CTS and pass about the eats And that eats makes quite a substantial menu, but may be summarized into Rabbit Mulligan. salad and fixin's Besides this, those same and afore said walters clad in burnt cork ana white coats will pass about the ! smokes and such wet goods as may , be in demand and happen to Dc or hand for the occasion.
 Yes. ft is some doiu's for the Elk' and their rusets, each member be i ing permitted to bring one u0n-mem Der with him.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10

there has been similar trouble among foreigners before Police interference was not wanted. and the easist way 10 prevent it was 10 know absolutely nothhg Hence. an ignorance like the darkness. of a moonless night had spread over all.
 The officers state that when they had hurried 10 the place described in the telephone message, they found every sign of a drunken orgy and a, room full of people Wine bottles were all about They arrested the two men. took them 10 the jail and nastened back. Then all was diI- ferent The crowd was gone. So was the wounded woman, and the third man wanted. and the neighbors knew nothing Next door there was a ball going on with wine and mes cal al hand in plenty for the dancers, and indications that there might be trouble there before morning, but in the house where the Tow ahd oc- cured peace and quiet reigncd. So far as the Mexicans there and in the nelghborhood were concerned it was. for the time being, at least, all over.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
MYSTERIOUS DEATHS
 OF THREE HUSBANDS
Chicago Woman Held While the Police Are Looking
 into the Matte

CHICAGO. Nov 9. Witnesses ht the inquest over the body Of John Quinn, who was found, shot to death' at his home near the outskirts oi this city November ?. gave testimony which threatened to involve the slain mans wife. The woman Is be- ing held by the police
 The investigation showed that Mrs. Quinn, had been married three times. and that her second husband, Warren ThoTp, whom she married two months after the death of her first husband vas mysteriously Killed in similar fashion 10 Quinn Mrs Quinn and her daughter were ar rested on suspicion after Thorp death, but were later released.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
q 'BRIEN'S TOY PISTOL
 GAINED HIS FREEDOM
He 0verawei inc Guards of the Santa Barbara
 Jail

SANTA BARBARA. Nov. g Tom O Brien. known as the lawyer of inc county Jsii'' because oS his ai- most incessant talks on politics and one Of the most powerful men ever confined in that institution. made a sensational, and still. most laugh, able escape from Jail today.
 Armed with nothing but a small toy pistol. the kind children celebrate the Fourth with. he awed three guards, marched out tO the highway and fled. After an exciting chase with an automobile, during which Deputy Sheriff Poole fired several shots with genuine gun, OBrien surrendered and meekly rode back.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
ALLEGED TRUST
Ground d Suit to Set Aside Mon
 tsns Mining Deal

HELENA. Nov. 9.--The minority stockholders Of the Alice Gold and Silver Mining company today brought suit in the federal court against the Anaconda Copper Mining company. a subsidiary of the Amalglmated, John E. Ryan, and others. 10 have the sale of the Alice to the Anaconda set aside on the ground Of restraint of trade.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
sunn,s mls,ak. ratal.

Under curious circumstances $ large black swan killed itself in .NsE bourne lately After a show CT oi fain the bird ristook a galvanized fros roof for sheet of water. and sweep ing down onto it Va- Killed
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
A. p. A. FOUNDER DEAD

CLINTON. la. Nov 9.--Coi. Henry Francis Bowers. founder and for six years head of the American Protec- tive Association. died tGig, aged seyenty-four years.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
TEACHERS MEET IN TOPEKA

TOPEKA, Kan, Nov. l0;-The school teachers of Kansas. nearly one thousand in number, rounded up in Topeka today for the annual con yentiou of their state association. The sessions will continue for two days and will have Brander Mat thews. of New York. and other noted educators and scholars among the speakers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
c6RcE.

The Al American League will give their fIrs. seIbIanAual ball. Saturday, Nov. nth at K. of F. hail Every body invited. Admission soc. ladies free fsS.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10

man can freely talk of her private ill- ness to 9 woman !; thus has been es- tablished this con fidenee between Mrs. Pinkham and the wo m en of America which has never been broken. Never has she Ouh-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
WOODROW WILSON ENDORSED

TRENTON, Nov. 9.-The democrat ic state committee today endorsed Governor Woodrow Wilson for the democratic nomination for the presi. dency.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
FREE
 ADVICE WOMEN

Women suffering from any form of illness are invited to promptly com. municate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass. All letters arc received, opened, read and answered by women. A wo.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
DEATH OF AMERICAN ARTIST

FLORENCE. Italy. Nov a-How- ard Pyle. aged fifty-eight years, an American artist, died today Of heart failure.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
MASK BALL.

Given by the Scandinavian Ameri. ican club at the Odd Fellows Hall on Sunday, Nov. 12th. Tickets $1O0 Eyery body Welcome 2fs
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-10
PILES CURED MS TO f4 DAYS.

Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails 10 cure any
 case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or PrutEuding Piles in to t4 days. soc
The Blackfoot optimist. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1907-1918, 1911-02-02

understood Many seem to have the
idea that the Babcock test is a COM
plicated, and at best, unreliable af-
fair. This is an erroneous idea and
should not be allowed to prevail. The
test is simple, accurate and easily
mastered by anyone who will give
the matter careful study and atten-
ton
The speaker then entered into a
comprehensive treatise of the meth
cd Of conducting the test, and We re-
Tet exceedingly our inability to re-
produce his address entire. However
complete detailed information, with
illustrations, can be had In Bulletin
No. 63, which will be mailed free up
on application to the Experiment sta
ton at Moscow, idaho.
The talks of Professors Eldrege
and Elliott upon sheep, cattle and
hog raising, were chock full of real,
valuable Information for our famers
and were all eagerly and attentively
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