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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
Not Guilty.

The Medical Times reports the case
Of Rastus, who inquired of the doc
tab: What you t'ink is de mattah
wifi me?"
Doctor-Oh. nothing but the chick.
enpox, ! guess.
Rastus (getting nervous)-I clare
on nah honar. doctah, amt been
nowhar could ketch dat.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
Tho Open Season.

Sir Boob-By'r lady. there best
some good IN thys heavy boiler plate
after all!
Sir Crackerjaque-Thou speakest
truly; particularly when ones journey
must be made in the fall huntynge
seasou!--P,tck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
The Resemblance.

Yes. we call that old gobbler Abdul
Hamid." said the farmer.
'Indeed?" we commented And
why. pray?"
Because he is the old Turk In the
lot that we will not be able to get
any money out Of"
Truly, we might have foreseen this.
had we noticed the copy OF the funny
weekly in his pocket.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
THANKSGIVING Spirit.


The thanksgiving spirit is broader
than some Of us realize. Love 10 its
central motive-not only the love
which reaches up heavenward N
praise. but that which radiates help
fulness as a fire scatters heat. You
cannot thank God without loving your
neighbor, and you cannot love him
without doing him good.
Thanking God In words Is not
enough. The sweetest hymn Of praise
ever sung would be poor offering II
our thanksgiving ended there The
love which forgives injuries and for
gets wrongs, which helps those in
need ane brightens the faces Of the
sad. this Is essential to the true spirit
of THANKSGIVING.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
An Essential Detail.

When you marry my daughter. do
you propose to work."
Yes. sir; certainly purpose to
work"
That's all very well, but do you
also propose to work me?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
Thanksgiving Day, 1911

We patronize the
Turkey Trust;
The Pu m p k In
Trust for Pie;
OF Sugar Trust and
Butter Trust
And Flourin g
Trust We buy;
Cranberries-that's
another Trust
The Egg Trust
gets US. too;
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
A Little Problem,

II a marketman buys a turkey for
~ cents a pound and sells 1t for IS.
and his hand weighs 4 pounds and the
turkey weighs IL. what 10 the mans
profiti
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
OpposIte Eemedv,

"Is sleeping in the open air a tried
remedy"
Yes. and strange TO say. It 10 q
tentative one, too"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
Like the Ducks.

Live tnc OuCkS.
Hubby, ! want S."
Wont two dor"
mo; | want five"
"All right Money seems to be fly.
ing In V-shape. guess winter is
about due"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
Then.
| aTord
fHu Nesbit

They got the tur-
key from the
woods.
The pu m p X ! n
from the field;
They sang with
praise OF heavy
crops,
And blessed the
splendid yield.
They baked the
luscious pump
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14

kin pie
With rich and fiaky crust,
And vowed, in honest thankfulness.
Rewarded is our trust!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14

ISIS SABINA PENNELL
counted the turkeys in her
flock.
Not that she expected to
discover that she had any
more or less than she had
the day before.
But for a month she had
counted those turkeys, es-
timated what they would
hiring in the market and
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14

things
From other Trusts to view
We ring the Trust-made dinner bell
The viands are discussed
We bow In Chair Trust seats. and
vow:
Rewarded is each Trust!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
Out Of Season.

Out Of Season.
What | want TO know" said the
economist, SIS to persuade our young
people to stick to tthe farm"
Its a good idee." replied Mr.. Corn.
tossel. but it's Out of season. Come
around when gsttin' up at five O'Clock
in the morning. amt such cold work"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14
The Suggestion.

These are such good flannel cakes
of yours, Mrs. Cookem-"
Yes, sir?'
THAT think ! will send up my
plate again for o blanket order"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-12-14

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
End Bowel Misery
With a 'CaSCaret'
Never any Headache, BiIiousness, Indi-
sestion, or ConstiPation-No more
miserable days after this.

This is the day of the gentle in
medicine. The cathartic pill is old
fashioned. Salts and castor oil belong
to grandmother's time. The modern
doctor deals mildly. Cascarets are eff
fective, yet gentle. They don't irritate
or grippe. They don't, like cathartics,
waste the digestive fluids.
Cascarets do only what some foods
will do, what some fruits will do, what
exercise does for the bowels. Their
action is natural not artificial. If
you live outdoors, exercise a great deal
and avoid rich foods, you don't need
them. Otherwise you do.
The most helpful laxative ever de-
vised is Cascarets. They are candy
tablets, pleasant to take. Then, they
are convenient. The ten cent box fits
the vest pocket or the lady's purse.
That is a vital point. The time to
take a laxative is the minute you sus-
pect that you need it. Don't wait till
you get home; don't wait till night.
One Cascaret, taken any time, makes
you feel great and they cost only 10c
per box. ~-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
COURT WILL
GIVE OPINION
SUPREME COURT WILL PROBA-
j. BLY, DETERMINE THE ACTION
IN SENATE AS TO RATIFYING
TAX AMENDMENT.
BY J. n. Reese.

Tallahassee, May 19.-An opinion
from the supreme court will probably
determine the action in the senate as
to ratifying the proposed income tax
amendment
The constitutional question raised
yesterday by Senator Dayton will
probably be settled by the court, and
the result may be that the section
nineteen of article sixteen of the state
constitution will be declared invalid.
That section directs that no pro-
posed amendment to the federal con-
stitution, shall be acted upon by any
Legislature not elected subsequent to
the date of the submission of such
proposed amendment. Senator Dayton
made the point that under the Florida
system half of the senators were
elected prior to the time that the pend
ing amendment was submitted. His
position is that the present legislature
has no right under the constitutional
provision to act upon this amendment.
The question came up in the senate
again this morning when Senator Day
ton offered a substitute for the motion
made yesterday that a committee of
five lawyers from the senate be ap-
pointed to investigate the point raised
by Senator Dayton. That members
substitute proposed making the COM
mittee a joint committee supplement-
ing the committee of lawyers with
members from the house, but the sub
stitute was lost. The committee will
proceed and. request has been made
of the governor to ask the opinion of
the supreme court on the question. In
that event the report of the committee
will be predicated upon that opinion.
Senator Stokes stated upon the floor
yesterday that he believed that sec
ton of the state constitution to be in
valid, the reasons being that the fed
eral constitution directs how the pro-
posed amendments to the constitution
shall be ratified. There can be no con-
flict between the state and federal in
struments; the latter does not stipu-
late when amendments shall be ratified
and the contention of those who regard
this particular section of the state con-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
TO BURN
14-TEAR- OLD BOY
BY Associated Press.

Lockport, n. Y. May ia sensa-
ton has been caused here by the ar
rest of two 17-year- old school boys
on a charge preferred by Avery Muir
ply, IA years of age, who claims that
they tied him to tree and attempted
to burn him alive in Indian fashion.
Murphy testified that the accused
boys waylaid him and proceeded to
overpower him and bind his hands and
feet. He was tied to a tree and then
his captors whooped around him like
Indian braves. Finally, he says, they
gathered papers and twigs and started
a fire at his feet. He became hysteri-
cal and screamed but succeeded after
desperate efforts in stamping out the
fire beneath him and releasing himself
after the older boys had left the
scene
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20

Cedar streets was the scene of the
alleged crime.
AS soon as Capt. Gilmore, Special
Officer Graham and officers Murphy
and Benjamin brought in the four
bluejackets, the old man identified two
of them positively and stated that he
believed all of them were in the
crowd.
The four bluejackets arrested were
off the Minnesota and gave the follow
ing names: E. ]. Miller, L. K. Fits
gerald, John Franklin Stauffer and
w. H. Monroe. Stauffer and Monroe
were the two positively identified by
the old man.
They will be given a hearing before
the recorder this morning.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
DOUBLY PROVEN
Pensacola Readers Can No Longer
Doubt the Evidence.

This Pensacola citizen testified long
ago.
Told of quick relief-of lasting bene-
fit.
The facts are now confirmed.
Such testimony is complete-the
evidence conclusive
1t forms convincing proof Of merit.
W. z. Stearns, 713 n. DeVilliers St,
Pensacola, Fla, says: L suffered from
kidney complaint for a long time. My
back was intensely painful and l was
annoyed by too frequent passages of
the secretions, particularly during, the
night. I was stiff and lame and felt all
out of sorts. When a friend advised
me to take Doan's Kidney Pills, I got
a supply from the Crystal Pharmacy
and they cured me in a short time. l
am now enjoying good health"
statement given April 29, 1909.
A Lasting Cure.
Mr.. Stearns was interviewed on
March "a, 1911, and he said: Since
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me three
years ago. have had no trouble what
ever from my kidneys or back I am
pleased to confirm my former testi-
monial."
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
DO NOT TAKE COMMENT
BY CITIZENS TOO SERIOUSLY
RX Associated Press.

Topeka, Kas., May 19.-"Smile and
do not take too seriously the comment
made by citizens. When one enters
public services, he or she must be pre-
pared to take criticism. All the doings
of public officer occupying the high
position of mayor are the subjects of
free comment on the part of the free
citizenship" ......
This was the advice. sent. Mrs. Ella
Wilson, mayor of Hunnewell, Kas., in
a letter yesterday by Attorney Gen
erai John. S. Dawson. The mayor had
complained to Governor Stubs, who
referred the matter to the attorney
general. ,---.
Mrs. Wilson, in her complaint, said
the COunCilmen refused to meet at the
place she named and she told also of a
cartoon from a Glasgow, Scotland. pa
per in which the woman police officer
of Hunnewell was. shown aVresting a
burly burglar. Don't twist my ARM
says the burglar. I'll go quietly"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
CRIME CHARGED
TO BLUEJACKETS
FOUR SAILORS OFF BATTLEsHIP
MINNESOTA ARE ARRESTED
UPON STATEMENT OF LEON
STEIN, WHO TELLS HARROW
ING TALE.

Upon the complaint of Leon Stein,
a white man about 80 years of age.
and who is well-known in this city,
having been engaged as a fisherman
here for many years, four bluejackets
were arrested this morning about 1
o'clock and are now confined in the
city Jail.
peared at the police station, with
his clothes torn to threads, his trous-
ers being literally torn off of him and
only small portions of them being
left together, and stated that a few
minutes before he had been assaulted
by crowd of bluejackets and that
two of them had committed an I'M
namable crime. The old electric light
plant at the corner of Baylen and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
SHIPMENTS MUST BE
MOVED BY BEST ROUTE
BY Associated Press.

Washington, May 19.-Holding that
''in the absence of routing instructions,
the shipper is entitled to have his
shipment moved via the cheapest
available route" the interstate com
merce commission today granted repa-
ration to Cooking Brothers, of Helena,
Mont, against the Chicago, Indian
apolis and Louisville Railway and
other carriers. The principle involved
in the decision had been in dispute for
years and now is determined finally by
the commission.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20

stitution to be invalid is that there is
a contravention of the federal by the
state constitution in this particular.
The federal constitution says, DO it
now" while the state constitution says.
You can't do 1t now, but must wait
two years." That's the situation in a
nut shell and plain English. An inter-
esting question having been raised,
there was a number of senators who
this morning expressed the hope that
the supreme court would pass on it in
time FIR the senate to have the benefit
of its counsel before any action was
taken.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
A YALE COMMENCEMENT
TO OCCUR IN WEST
BY Associated Press.

Chicago, May ia Yale COM
mencement day in the west" the most
important Yale event of the year out
side of New Haven, is to be staged in
Chicago tomorrow when the seventh
annual meeting of the Associated
Western Yale Clubs will be held at the
Onwentsie and University clubs.
Special cars will leave all the big
midwestern cities today bearing dele
cations of Yale alumni from the class
of 1850 to the class of 1910 and all
headed for Chicago. 1t is estimated
that at least 1000 men will attend the
reunion, the preliminary registration
last night showing 400 names with
more coming in by every mail.
President Arthur T. Hadley, who
will arrive tomorrow, will be a cen
trail figure in the celebration. 1t is
said to be his pride that he has never
missed one of these western meetings.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
INTERESTING
STRAW BALLOT
TAKEN ON TRAIN
REPRESENTATIVE WEST DEMON.
STRATES HOW HIS PROPOSED
PRIMARY BILL WOULD oPER-
ATE.

An interesting straw ballot on the
governorship race to be was taken on
the train coming over from Tallahas-
see. 1t came about in this way. Mr.
West of Santa Rosa is going to in
troduce a bill to make a second prim-
airy unnecessary. The system is in
force in Oregon and some other states.
A ballot was framed up and the men,
bers Of the immediate party were ask
ed to denote their first, second and
third choice for governor from among
the five prospective candidates. The
result of the ballot follows:
Park Trammel received four voA,s
as first choice and four as second
choice.
John Watson received three votes
for first and two for second.
Milton received one for first choice,
two for. second and three for third.
Burr received one for first and two
for third.
Gibbons received one for first; none
for second and three for third.
The one primary ballot is. inter-
preted upon a system Of percentages.
For an illustration, the first choice is
given a percentage of sixty; the
second thirty and the third ten.
Worked upon such an average the re-
suit would be Trammell $50; Watson
240; Milton $50; Gibbons 100; Burr
80.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
CANNOT SUSPEND RATE

washington, May IS--Ihe Interstate
commerce commission held today in
the case of the Arkansas Southern
Manufacturers Association against the
Vicksburg, Shreveport and Pacific and
the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific
railways that it was not empowered
by the statute to suspend the opera
ton Of a freight rate after II had be-
come effective.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
TIE KINGDOM ASHORE

Portland, Me, May 19.-The bark
entine Kingdom, belonging to the
Holy Ghost and Us" religious sect,
has been stranded off Sangomar, on
the west coast of Africa and probably
will be a total wreck, according to in
formation received here from the ma
tional board of marine underwriters in
New York
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
tunnel euILpER INJURED.

New Brunswick, N. j., May 19.-Wil-
liam G. McAdoo, the New York tunnel
builder, will have to stay in the hos
pital here several days. Two of his
ribs and his right arm were broken
yesterday when he and Mrs. J. Borden
Hartman were thrown out of an au-
tomobile while returning from the
Farmingdale preventorium, of which
both are directors. Mrs. Hartman es-
capped with few cuts and bruises.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
TAFT is OPPOSED.

Washington, May 1s.-President Taft
is opposed to amendments to the reci-,
procity agreement. The president does
not favor the proposed amendments Of
Senators Root and Lodge, two of his
personal friends. Mr.. Taft believes
the agreement should go through con-
gress as originally introduced.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
MUCH TIMBER DESTROYED.

GIens FANS, n. y, May Ig.-Fire,
which started in Johnsburg last night,
was blown across the Sacandaga river
and destroyed more than 10000 acres
of heavy standing timber. The flames
were threatening the destruction Of the
hamlet of Bakers Mills today when a
heavy rain set in and put the fire out
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
HEAT CAUSES SICKNESS.

Chicago, May 19.-The percentage Of
sickness among children in the poorer
quarters of the city and county jumped
today from the normal of eight to
nearly sixty per cent. This is a result
of extreme heat. Free ice was dis \
tributed today by the county officials. :
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
Legislators Are
Guests of Pensacola
CONTINUED from First Page)

be visited. The return will be made
in time for supper.
8 p. m.-Attend mass meeting for
good roads in convention hall of the
San Carlos hotel.
The mayor and all city officials are
expected to accompany the party on
these trips.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
WINS cHAMpIoNsHIp

Port Rush. ireland, May 19.-Miss
Dorothy Campbell, champion OF the
United States and Canada, won the
woman's golf championship Of Great
Britain today by defeating Miss Violet
Heselet, the Irish champion, in the
final by up and to play.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
vARpAMAN STILL SPEAKING.

Kilmichael, Miss, May 19.-Former
Governor Vardaman, candidate for the
United States senate, spoke in this
place yesterday. During the speaking
a collection was taken up and a 200
mile ticket was presented to the
speaker
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
EINANCIER sIJIcInEe

New York. May 19-Colonel Henry
o. Seixas, a widely known financier
and disrector IN many important in
dustrial corporations, committed sui
eide in Central Park this afternoon by
shooting himself. Col. Seixas was
about 20 years of age
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20

Malaria Makes Pale Blood.
The Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL TONIC, drives out ma
laria and builds up the system. For
grown people and children, SOC.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20
CONCANNON'S
ASSA|LANTS TO-
PLEAD GUILTY
TWO sLUEJAcKETs AND TRAVEL
ING SALESMAN WILL TAKE ADJ
VANTAGE OF PLEA DAY SEES
SION TO BE HELD BY JUDGE
BEGGs TODAY.

Judge E D. Beggs, OF the court OF
record, will hold a plea day session of
that court in the county jail this
morning at 10 o'clock and II is under
stood that ]. ellis, P. f. Tidwell and
c. Z. Horne the two bluejacxets and
the travelling salesman charged with
assaulting Alderman ]. e. Concannon
last Sunday afternoon in front of his
store on Palafox street, will take ad-
vantage of the opportunity to enter AZ
plea of guilty and receive sentence. T.
All of the men have been in III. I
county jail since Tuesday when the ~
were turned over to the county by Tie
city recorder after a hearing in II at
court. Horne has been In the cout ty'
jail since Monday, having been r.
rested on a warrant sworn out by
Deputy Sheriff Cusaohs,
The reason for holding the plea day
on Saturday instead of Wednesday,
which is the usual time, is that Judge
Beggs has just recovered from a spell
of illness and this is the first time he
has been able to hold court.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20

Do You Have the Right Kind of Help?
Foley Kidney Pills furnish you the
right kind of help to neutralize and
remove the poisons that cause back
ache, headache, nervousness, and other
kidney and bladder ailments"
w. A. D'Alemberte, druggist and
apothecary, 121 S. Palafox st.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-20

]. NJ. Howell, a popular druggist OF
Greensburg, KY, says: I'VE use
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in our
own household and know It is excel
lent" For sale by ell druggists.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1911-08-30
Up to Henry.

you talked in your sleep last night,
Henry"
did 1. my dear? Wh-what did 1
say?"
Henry. you are leading a double
lifer'
mo, dear; don't-don't say that. I
think | must have been having a bad
dream if 1 said anything that seemed
to Indicate
"a bad dream! l should think you
were having a bad dream. You kept
yelling Robert Rottenr Kill himy
Run it out, you lObsterr and lot of
other things that were just as absurd.
| want you to confess now-fully and
freely-and l promise you that if it is
anything good woman should for
give l will forgive you."-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1911-08-30
Rich Brocades.

Wonderful brocades are In the mar
ket. A gorgeous specimen has q gold
tinsel foundation thickly embellished
with shaded rose red velvet pattern.
White satin meteOrs. interviewer with
golden flowers. are as gorgeous to be-
hold as they are sensuous Joy to
touch 1t can easily be understood
that such material needs an artist for
its manipulation, as well as the purse
of Fortunatus to acquire. Absolute
simplicity is essential to its making,
with artifce. with such handmaidens
as rare gold and old lace.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1911-08-30
Made NAPOLEON Wait,

On the day when the courier brought
news Of the signature of the peace OF
Amiens, Talleyrand thrust the impa-
tiently awaited document in his pocket,
went to the emperor and engaged him
in current affairs. When these were
all disposed Of he said: Now 1 have
good news for you. Read!'
"And you could not tell me this i'm
mediately?" exclaimed the astOnished
Napoleon.
Certainly not. for then you would
listen to nothing else"