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The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
r. @. Mills Is Dead.

Corsicana, Transformer United
States Senator r. @. Mills of Texas
died at his home here.
Senator Mills was the author of the
1888 customs bill known as the Mills
tariff, and for many years a leading
member of Congress. He was chair
man of the House when he drew the
Mills tariff bill, upon which the presi-
Dental election was contested.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Renartee From the Wife.

"My dear" said a certain thin little
Herington man to his wife the other
day. this paper says that there is a
woman over in Hope who goes out
and chops wood with her husband
every morning"
"Well. what of it?' his wife replied.
81 think she could do it if he is as
thin as you are. l have often thought
of using you to peel potatoes with"
The thin man laid down his papers
with a sigh that sounded like the
squeak of a penny whistle.-Hering-
ton (Kan.) Sun.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
PROPOSES Football Chances,

At meeting of the International
Football association board of Great
Britain the following proposal was
submitted by the Football association.
Law l fOotnOte OBJ to read, "Clubs
may during the season of 1911-12 mu-
tually agree to use a ball other than
one with an outer case of leather, pro-
vided this law is otherwise complied
WITH This was agreed to unani-
mously.
Laws and 1.-THE laws to be alter
ed to provide that in the event of any
infringements of law 8 a throw-in
shall be awarded to the opposite side
This was withdrawn. 1t was recon-
mended by the board that the Irish
and Scottish Football association
should consider the ACCESSIBILITY Of
commencing the playing season on
Sept. 1 and finish April 80, so that the
conditions might be similar in the
four countries - England, Ireland,
Scotland and Wales.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
On Ice,

EYES," said Alkali Ike. "a couple O.
cowpunchers INDUCED in very pref
ty scientific scrap down at Bad
Bucko's yesterday"
"It's wonderful how cool those fell
lows keep under the circumstances"
remarked the eastern tourist
"Ya-as, they certainly have to be
kept cool, stranger. l believe for some
reason or other their funerals amt to
be for a couple O. days yet."-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
CHURCH PEOPLE PROTEST
Mthodists Demand Wilson Quit
Brewers

Colorado Springs, Colo.-A resolu-
ton calling on Secretary of Agricul-
ture Wilson to resign from the honor
airy presidency of the Interna
tional Brewers Congress and Hop
growers Exhibition, which will be
held. in Chicago, was passed by the
Colorado Conference of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, in session here.
The resolution asked Pres:d Taft
to demand such an action on the part
OF Secretary Wilson
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
ElberfeId Likes Third Base.

"Scrappy'' Elberfeld says he likes to
play third base better than any other
infield position. cts like a vacation
over on that corner after one has been
playing at short or second" says the
Iabasco Kid. Were I a young man
instead of veteran in the game /
would start out with the fixed purpose
or seeing how good third baseman I
could make of myself. It's the easiest
OF all the infeld positions to play.
mat is just little tip to the young
SterS"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Grateful,

"How does Slithers feel about that
chauffeur who ran off with his car and
his daughter?" asked Wilkes.
Hes mighty grateful" said Bildad
HE says the poor idiot relieved him
of his two most expensive possessions"
-Harpers Weekly.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07

Illinois Central Strike Believed Near,
Chicago.-A strike of 5000 employees
of the Illinois Central Railroad. most
ly shopmen, who are affiliated with
the newly organized System fedora
tiOn," is rlieved to be unavoidable.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
On the Nav.

"What we want" said the peace pro-
moter, lis a system that will permit
candid discussion to take the place Of
actual conflict
Don't you think" inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page.
"that our professional pugilists have
come pretty near solving the problemY
London Opinion.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Very True.

Yeast-I see what you ate for your
breakfast this morning.
Crimsonbeak-Hows so?
"Why. you've got egg all over your
shirt front"
"What you see is what didn't eat"
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Credulity.

Some women believe everything a
man tells them"
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton. "Be-
fore l married Henrietta I told her
would be her slave for life. and her
trusting nature refuses to accept any
compromise. Washington Star
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07

Commission Plan Wins In Omaha.
Omaha, Neb.-At a special election
the city of Omaha adopted the com
mission form of government by a vote
of 5341 to 2345
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
National Ten Mile SWIMMING Race.

National Ten Mile Swimming Race.
The Missouri Athletic club Of St.
Louis has decided to hold the fifth
annual National Amateur Athletic un-
ion ten mile championship in the Mis-
slsslppi river Aug. 10, the third Satur-
day in the month, instead of Labor
Gay. the first Monday in September,
as mas been the custom for the past
TOUR years. The reason for changing
the date of the race is that for the
vast three years it has been either
chilly or has rained Labor day.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
DR.. COOK FILES CHARGES
Explorer Asserts Again That He
Found North Pole.

O0iid IN0ItI TOIGs
New Notwithstanding his claims
to the discovery of the North Pole and
declaring he is now in position to
prove his case beyond shadow of
doubt, Dr.. Frederick A. Cook filed SEN
sational charges against Robert e.
Peary, the accredited discoverer eff
the pole, with the International Con-
gress of Geographic Societies.
When the congress meets in Rome
next month it will be asked to name
a committee to investigate the claims
OF the rival explorers and probe the
charges made against Peary. Cook
declares that he can prove his claims
now without all of his missing data.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
The Rulino Psssion

ST saw Jones, the contractor, at
church.
Eyes; he heard that the streets of the
Celestial City were paved with gold
and he wants to bid on the extensions"
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Cobb Has Automobile cinohed.

HOW In the world can that jury give
any one else that automobile but Ty
cobb? With the score a tie recent
~ In the ninth inning, Cobb scored
from nrst base on single. Can you
peat that? In addition he got a two
Dagger and two singles In FIVE times at
bat
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Might Have Trouble.

IF man has enough money he can
do anything"
Il don't know about that. Do you
think John D. or Morgan or Carnegie
could walk tight rope?"-Chicago
RecOrd-Herald.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
OPERATING a Yacht,

Ever undergo any hardships ON your
cruises-shipwreck or anything like
that?'
Nv : was shipwrecked. but we
went out once without a corkscrew
aboard. Post
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Double MEANING,

Lord Mount Auburn Are million
aires common in the States?
Dr. Beacon Hill-Yes, most of them.
Harvard Lampoon.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
Here's Record For Consecutive Game:

Here's Record For Consecutive Games
Harry Cassidy, the right gardener Of
the Denver Western league team, has
secutive games played in Glass A base
ball. He is now rounding out his fifth
year with the Denver club and has
played over 800 games without a miss
Cassidy is Twenty-Five years old and
has played professional baseball for
six years. He was given tryouts with
the Pittsburg and Washington clubs
when he first broke into the profess
sional circle
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-09-07
How Good Hitters Grip Their Bats.

How Good Hitters Grip Their Bats.
Good hitters hold their bats different
ways. Lajoie and Cobb grip their bats
at the end. Jim Delahanty of Detroit
holds his bat six inches from the end
Lajoie and Cobb take long, hard
swings at the ball, while Delahanty
chops at 1t. Speaker Of Boston and
Sam Crawford of Detroit hold their
sticks like Cobb and Lajoie. So do
nearly all the other batsmen who make
long drives. Willie Keller, now with
Toronto, Eastern league, chokes his
club.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
pIAz CALLS FOR VOLUNTEERS.
President of Mexico Evidently Max
ing Preparations to Crush
Rebe llion.

Mexico City.-A general call for
volunteer soldiers TO serve for SIX
months was posted here Sunday. The
call is made to all citizens between
eighteen and forty-fve years of age,
who desire 10 lend their services to
the country. The pay is one peso
fifty cents) a day. besides clothing
and equipment.
The customary inducement Of ad-
vancement in rank and pay TO those
who prove trustworthy is included. In
addition TO the regular army, in
Guiding such volunteers as may be Sc
cured the war department has at its
disposal numerous volunteer organi-
cations maintained by wealthy plant
ers. mine owners and others.
The government is daily offered
the services of these men and while
the cases of their acceptance have
been rare the department can at any
time, by availing itself OF these bod
les of men, increase its fighting force
many thousands.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
PRESIDENT WORRIED
e,ruATloN IN MEXICO ENDANG-
Frs LIVES AND PROPERTY OF
AMERICANS NEAR BORDER.
President Taft Receives Bulletins !"
the White House from the war
Department Regarding the 40
vance of Federals upon IN
surgent Forces.

Washington over oe'ei-
opments in Mexico endangering the
lives and property of Americans Is
palinly evident in official circles.
President Taft until nearly mid
night Sunday received bulletins at the
White House from the war depart
ment regarding the advance OF the
federals upon the insurgent forces a'
Aqua Prieta-
DR.. Vasques Gomez was IN con
slant communication with the insur'
gent junta at FL Paso, Tex. VINO
transmitted to him messages from
the insurgent army advancing Oh
Juarez.
Mindful OF the incidents OF last
week around Aqua Prieta, DR.. Gomez
telegraphed message of warning 10
his constituents to avoid injury to
American lives or property. He was
advised that the insurrectos had MOP
ilized practically their entire army In
Chihuahua under Francisco Madero
Jr.. to within striking distance OF
IuareZ
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
AN ESTABLISHED FACTORY

Producing standard goods used by store.
banks. farmers and practically egbody.
-, n distributing office for this distr;c,
oppJ other unoccupied territory and desire,
""r r.s,Jent distributor with $500 10 50 OOa
a c,sh carving stock for nnmediateiv
sil;ng orders; We allow 500 TO $500 month
T.. Conversation, extra commissions Of
S.a and other expenses. per contract. ae
nord,ng 10 size OF district allotted and
stock carried; permanent arrangements.
references required. If you can I'll re-
ouirements write promptly Liberty"
Manufacturing Association ~ West Hu.
ron ST.. Chicago.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
The Old, Old Story.

Tired and dusty. a party was re-
turning by train from holiday trip.
Simkins, a little bald man, seated
himself down to read, but dropped on
to sleep On the rack was ferocious
crab in bucket, and when Simkins
went to sleep the crab woke up and,
finding things dull in the bucket,
started exploring.
By careful navigation Mr.. Crab
reached the edge of the rack. Down
it fell, alighting on Simkin's shoulder,
and it grabbed the mans ear TO
steady itself. The passengers held
their breath and waited for develop
ments, but Simkins only shook his
head and said:
Let go, Sarah; / tell you l have
been at the office all the evening" -
Ideas
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
STILL IN HIS POSSESSION
.,,,. Coincidence In Sum OF
ne''" .,Sn.v That Rastus Had IN
His Pocket.

Pastus was on trial. charged w ave-
sta s seven dollars and eish'y'Ha as
cents, He pleaded not guilty, anu the n
no was unable to hire an ATONE, , 30
nudge appointed Lawyer Oie"' %. 1,rong
connseI Clearem put up a SUE ac
nIea in defense, and Rastus was ~
quilted. o, few min
n.ss later outside the court room
Now Rastus." said Cleaie sna
"vou know the court allows ,s, ~
counsel very little for deienu,ns , rnn
Mind OF case l worked hard ior 'V 30
and got you clear. I'm en' i, ,o ~
much more pay than I'm getting 10, "a
nv valuable services. and you sno '-",
dig mn a good sized fee. Have you e0'
YES boss" replied Rastus. ! uone e
got seben dollahs and eish'''"''
cents"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
FIRE FIGHTERS INJURED.
twenty-five Men Fall Three Stories
While in Burning Building.

St Paul Minn.-Twenty-two fire
men were precipitated three stories to
the ground when the third story OF
the Greve block, a three-story build
ing on East Fourth street, gave way
early Saturday morning. Assistant
Chief Miles McNal,y and Pipemar
Nicholas Remakel were seriously in
iured and taken to a hospital
Most OF the other fremen were Sc
riously injured, though none OF then
fatally.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Custom House Humor.

Two Germans who were crossing
the Luxembourg frontier declared to
the customs officials: we have with
us three bottles of red wine each.
How much is there to pay?" Where
is it?" was asked. well. inside us. -
The official gravely looked at his
tariff book and read: We'll in casks,
20 shillings. In bottles, As shillings
In donkeys' hides. free. Gentlemen "
he added. looking up, you can CO.
Der Guttemplair.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

~wul you promise to support my ~
daughter in the style in which she Is
accustomed II | consent to your mar
riaceq" demanded old Skiniiint' wnen
dolby made his formal proposal
well I'm promise to be toleraOiy
close with her. Mr.. Sklnfilnt' saiu
DOLBY, but you know. I'm a sol'-
hearted cuss, and I'm afraid she Il po
able TO wheedle few things out OF
me that you were strong enough 10 re-
fuse her."-Judge.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Coronation Program Arranaou.

London.-The details connected
with the coronation of King George
and Queen Mary at Westminster abb
hey on June %. have been practically
settled. The actual browning will be
performed by the Archbishop OF Can
terbury. while the Archbishop of York
will preach the coronation sermon. In
every feature the ceremony will at
least equal in brilliance any previous
ly held.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Didn't Speak the LANGUAGE.

Mr.. Howard was a man of exceed
ingly few words. He positively dis.
liked to talk. as an Indian dislikes to
smile. One day he went into music
store to buy the music of an opera for
his sister The clerk came up. and 10
him Mr.. Howard said
'Mikado' libretto."
The salesman frowned.
What's that?" he asked.
'Mikado' libratto," repeated the
other.
ME no speakee Italiano." said the
clerk, shaking his head.-Washingt
Star
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
CORRECTING a Mistake.

Girls Outstrip Men," says the head
of Vassar college Evidently contrived
for the purpose of splitting the ma
tional lips! Why, making due allow
cat, locking the side door and all the
other things occur to one after he has
the covers drawn over his neck, a
man can still cross the borderland OF
sleep before a woman get her hail
off-Buffalo News.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Aviator Has Close Call.

MISUNDERSTANDING Janus. a
young aviator, narrowly escaped death
by drowning Saturday when his bl.
plane turned turtle in the Potomac
river. 1t was equipped with pontoons
and he was trying to make an ascen.
sion from the water.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
In Praise of Eloquence.

An Alabama negro was defended in
court by Senator Morgan. Having
cleared the negro of the charge. the
senator said to him: "Rastus, did you
really steal the mule?"
We'll. Marse Morgan, it was just
like this" said Rastus: Il really
thought | did steal dat mule, but af
ter what you said to the jury l was
convinced / didn't, Maya
zine
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Why? Just Because.

Papa" said the little boy. why DO
they say a woman is setting her cap
for a man when she wants TO marry
him?"
Because my SON. explains the
father. softly. If she sets her bonnet
for him she knows blamed well the
price OF It will scare him TO death.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Americans Now Drink Tea and Coco.

Washington-That many Americans
have been turned to the greater use
OF tea and cocoa by the prevailing
high prices of coffee is indicated by
the imports of those three commodi.
ties. Imports of tea and cocoa for the
fiscal year ending June 80 next bid
fair to be the largest in the history
of Americas import trade.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Very Strong.

Il See said Skaters, that our old
friend RilSins had a strong srticel in
one of the Boston papers the other
day"
Really" said Binks. incredulously.
I'D never have believed that OF old
Blk. What was it?"
"A recipe for picked onions" said
Slaters.-Harper's Weekly.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Bad Company.

Nurse Ito Tommy, who has been
using some. bad words)-"How dare
you. Tommy. Don't you let me hear
you say that again"
Tommy-"Well, Shakespeare says
it, nurse"
Then you are not to go out play
ing with him any more."-M. A. P.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

81 wish Willie had been born a
girl"
Why"
"Oh he is such a cry baby, wish
I could do something TO stop his
sniyelling at everything that comes
up"
TO stop It? Encourage II. yos
mean, Nature evidently intended
that boy for United States sena.
tor"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Train Plunges Through Crowd

Elizabeth, n. 1.-THE Lakewood
flyer on the New York Central
railroad plunged through a crowd of
several hundred persons about to
take a local train at the Elizabeth
avenue station here Sunday night.
scattering them right and left, and
killed two women and baggage.
master who tried to rescue them.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Like Homeseekers of Earlv nav,

Dunkirk, N .Y.-Dr. II. ]. Howe a
retired dentist long resident OF
this city. has disposed Of his local
real estate holdings, purchased wa.
gon and started for Missouri where
he was said to have interests
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Rodrick-That foreign nobIeman Ia
reading the stock market and notice
his eve fingers on "A. G. Preferred
What does "A. G." stand for?
Van Albert Gas. guess.
Rodrick- thought perhaps
II meant American Girl Preferred"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
No Skill Required.

My husband is particularly liable
to seasickness. captain" remarked a
lady passenger. Gould you tell him
what to do in case of an attack"
'"Tain't necessary. num-" replied
the captain. He'll do it. "-Mariners
Advocate.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Decision Reversed.

The cook. who had held sway long
enough TO be established as family
autocrat, was sent out to buy the
Christmas turkey. She returned with
two fine. plump chickens. why
Mary" her mistress demonstrated, 81
told you to get a turkey, not
chickens
Il know, num-" she answered. but
| don't like turkey"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Actress to Wed Prince

san Francisco.-Miss Maude Fav
the celebrated soprano who Ieads
at the opera house in Munich. il 10
De married shortly to Prince Henr,
nul'poid' grandson of the sovereign o,
bavaria Prince Regent Luitpold Z
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
A Bad Case.

He absolutely lacks the business
instinct"
Does he?"
why. he'd have no more idea of
business than to open a garage in
Venice. Chicago Record-Herald.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
No Trouble at All.

Have you any serious trouble with
your new automobile?"
Not a bit So far | haven't hit a
single man without being able to get
away before he got my number
Cleveland Leader
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
HOPELESS.

What are you doing
Harry"
Harry-"Im countin'. You told me
when l got mad to count a hundred"
Mother-"Yes, so l did"
Harry-"Well, I've counted 237 and
I'm madder'n when | started"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
No ManaQer.

Whats up, Bill?"
My missus-she amt no bloomin'
manager l 'ad nothin' for supper
last night, and she goes and serves
it up again for breakfast. London
Opinion.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
The Re

You say he's a professional man."
Yes
But l thought he followed automo-
bile racing"
He does. He's a doctor Toledo
Blade.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Health is the greatest OF all posses.
slons and tbs IA maxim with me that
a hale cobbler Is better man than a
sick king Bickerstaf.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Sore Throat is no triiing ailment Il
NAV carry disease germs TO any part Of
the body through the food YOU eat. When
Won feel sore throat coming on. use Ham.
Inns Wizard Oil
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
splendld Development.

Developed your gold mine any as
yeti"
Sure. | started with desk room.
and now have a suite. Kansas
City Journal.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Shop Talk.

The Customer (quite seriously)-An'
how's your liver today. sor?
The Butcher-Fine and dandy. Mrs.
Flaherty-and only 10 cents a pound
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Simple remedies are best, Garfield Tea
is simple, pure. gentle IN action. and al.
ways potent Composed Of Herb. not drugs
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Childr-r
teething softens the guns. reduces innAmnA
lion allavs pain, cures wind cole, - . botil,
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

How did Jobble's wife manage to
hang up lace curtains
Il think by making Jobble hang up
his watch"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

To do two things at once is to do
neither-Publius Syrus.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Mans best possession II sympa
,hetic wife Euripides
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
CAN YOU SOLVE LII

Take any number from seven to fifteen in
elusive. Do not use any number more than
twice. Place number eleven in center square
one number in each of the squares so that when
they are added together perpendicularly or hori-
zontally the total will make g. For the neate i
correct answer we will give absolutely free the
premiums in order of merit You will be potiied
by mail. and all the premiums must be called
for within ten days from closing of contest II
is not necessary to use this paper. Only on.
person in a family can enter
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

Attractive Way of Putting 1t.
Ella-What did your aged sutton
say when he proposed to you?
Stella-Will you be my widow,
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20

1t is not the quality Of the meat but
the cheerfulness OF the guests which
makes the feast-Lord Clarendon
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-04-20
Sure Enough.

Have YOU noticed, my friend. how
many fools there are on earth
Yes, and there's always one more
than you think