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nhering from shock or insomnia, the numbers would assume the pro-
portions Of legion. Of course the machine has to scare people, for
their own good, on the principle that the nervous shock is not 80 bad
as the physical one of being run over. But the trouble is that there
q no uniformity in the notes OF warning, even assuming that they
are never sounded unnecessarily. Some autos honk, some below,
some blare and some whistle. Worst Of all, there is the unearthly
siren shrek produced by a device utilizing the motors exhaust.
These are all cruel and unusual punlshments. doubly 40 TO a
musical ear, as there is no regulation of tone or pitch. The yawp
note may be anywhere or everywhere in a range Of a couple Of oc-
taves. In fact, your automobile procession has the steam caniope
Of the old-time circus parade beaten to a FRAGILE. On one car there
Is the top note of n cornet, on the next the middle note of a wood
wind instrument, on a third the hoarse cultural Of a bassoon. IF
the sound is by chance too soft and mellifluous, its value as a danger
signal is impaired, because the innocent bystander doesn't realize
what is coming.
This confusion and multiplicity Of sounds, and all for our good,
becomes q wearing and racking hardship. Leading doctors rate it
ass crying menace to health. So eminent an authority as the London
Lancet utters a ponderous protest in these words: "There can be no
question Of the reality Of the evil, and our authorities must be pressed
to eradicate it from our midst"
That's the right sort Of talk. Now that medical testimony has
pronounced against the lusty auto horn, ordinance could and should
10 forthcoming to amehorate present conditions by standardizing the
honk.
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They want Jewels n ncAghbor = Otter tho clock that sets their pace; and
the wanting to outsmns IL IN thing that keeps man working harder than any.
thin else n keepsh HIM from making a fortune. times without lumber.
A Lesson for All Wives 10 Learn.
For certainly ehey. toe. delight in tho satisfying OF these demands 90
nat wish to reftmate that Il woud 70 n o unwise measure-rather than pr-
sue thu Suffrage fa, which mu work Itself QUITE nNn In tn hearts OF
women Of the present n economic. home loving attribute 80 that they might
save instead OF spend.
I'm other world. to create m tho minds Of women, especially with hus-
hands Justb beginning, a desire no. only to make ends meet every week, but to
lp over. think that this would be N Of the great means II bringing more
men At tho top Of tho fortune ladder
Yet in this connection would say perhaps me greater fault lies WITH tho
tance unless he car give hr at least hat to which h is accustomed
SATISFACTION THAN WE WOULD CARE TO ACKNOWLEDGE. FOR
THE GIRL o F TO-DAY is NOT WILLING TO PARTAKE OF THE HARD
SHIPS OF HER GRANDMOTHER. WE MUST ADMIT THAT FACT. MOST
OF TIfEM EXPECT TO START WHERE GRANDMOTHER Left OFF.
"Of course in tho first glamour Of the union tho woman. naccustomed to
struggles. thinks she ca bear most any burden and all seems lke a sunny
Southern dream
Bur when grim REALITY takes its place. ove does lot mncs She wants
everything her friend havs and II Is M unnatural thing fr re husband to
want to gatfy hos wants
so. too tho man mo seeks q fortune wee h 4 Isl m advice I would
suggeat ne stay single unit tho most OF that fortune is made
Then, as II were. ne va m rens In his hands n though 10 may have
to adNteps somewhat he still commands the situation m goes ". And many
a time. mark % 4, tho in tho CASE Is nots No much in error in hat she
does nt understand hr husbands business to he extent of knowing just what
he GAG or cannot do"
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Wolter. VINO ent.ced an innocent httls
girl to his room by putting q fake sd
In a newspaper,

in a newspaper, murdered her and tried
to burn up her body. The police turned
over 10 he Distr!ct-Attorney as clean
a record of evidence as has over been
sathered against the perpetrator OF q
crime.
"Wolter was tried ana convicted. But
VOTERS lawyer was able TO dig up
errors n omissions in the trial suf-
ticient to carry the case NJ through the
courts. II IS on It's way now. Wolter Is
still alive, n doubtless some mushy
folk are preparing to get mis- sentence
set aside.
"A contractor who builds a house. a
tailor who builds a suit OF clothes. an
engineer who builds a bridge. a mason
who builds a wall, a jeweller who makes
a watch-ali these are supposed to know
their trades and accomplish their tasks
without error. In every line OF en-
deavor men are paid for knowing how
TO do things right. 1t Is different with
Observation-Disclosures
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which they dispute-he deserved all he
Sot n then some,
before he got lawyers on his stan
the boy confessed that he sneaked into
the hotel-from which he had been dis
charsed-and murdered the old man for
mis- money. He left behind a bottle
that had contained chloroform. and IN
killing his Victim he stuffed a washrag
down his throat.
THE sleuths nailed him and made out
a case. II Is now up to the District
Attorney TO put the young murderer on
trial and convict him. But District.
Attorneys don't Q to be putting
across convictions that stick nowadays.
Take the oass Of The young murderer.
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By Sophie Irene Loeb.

- No q Cedar street, the Chase Nauonai Bank. Of which he 70 Prsh-
"p.n.n. "a. .,w,y. he. recorded !. :. : .'t ~ ' n. III -, sHs .ss
has .1 rSS%mp1 Ia r a r ,sTsTrs e s'9 EN- N p 1SR ro pfs,9n MsS OF TO-DAY WHO
nnois ON THE ROAD TO SUCCESS GET sIDE;TRAcKED FOR LACK OF
FAST OR GET RUN ID DoW MIN THE rHnc GET; n ! 20 DG1xs IDp ros sTHsas 1 TO BE
IN FIVE W,; al, ,, AMp YET Is rp oHr rESETHrASs S' s TaAsh AND ND Tan + HH n
T rony OF IN, THE rT T1sn isnYn4A MnH Dive o1 DiIF psoWss H n% THE
But at II. m. tim. the SAM chronicles set forth thu: slower p.usnos
no great fortunes of te hour And steady. cool. aim effort have bean the
Yet .o"n.nsiy W. today have preserved les. Of tn. psrs%..ns Of ouE
duum of rush. and Ss "a of tho or rushes In where hi. father would have
Tnere !. i. rc.. reason for II. making n unmaktnx of big fortunes
"a, that '. . n".I , OF in the S s.", us !, r +. BY ,s na %ps's s., d S. net so 80 md ahead r.sas nat to-
t1buted to aGs II elaboration
Spending That Spells Saving.
Nov Of sour.:| -, continued s,ss~. , Mr. ,,D s ". n .ySn nsn s.p, ss ne :, say !. that n.
IT. re. value, Blu. no q. h. mad. . s~.t fortune ~iiou, .D.nal. And
many nyc = TIM. w M" Smn =. been ~ AN ".' ss~x I ,S" sn.r. 7 .,.sa.
FACT THAT THE MAN WITH A s sM I, A r oTEISs cREArps a
CERTAINLY IN ANY ACHIEVEMENT THERE MUST BE BELpv IN THE
a Woo LOOK WELL II ApPnARAM as 90 A LONG WAY NowapArs M
o oFi TlSs NATURE 4 TaH' is ~ q Saa1Ac y Il Loss RATHER tn THAN IA rA a eaHS.
or..nn ing" a . sell @. and .@tconnaenoe tina, is farresoh,ns and Inspiring
Individual Thus money iuai'iou'y Sosn. along these ana more important
n \. .. Ss pFS We ' ne 's s%t ss, IN !. ms rn n.~.r oi keeps rpsr a ,% Tnas more Than !"
Woman Often a Misfortune Rather Than a Fortune.
Would ya advise a n" at to- marry . .aas in the hope OF economy am the
NO l would not" answered Mr.. Hepburn. II, /. n nos natural thing
and fones IN seen necessary rudnments in TIL domestic condition to-day.
my "mos Z rus ., a m n %s. : ''' Ts Instance in%s~as ! D s%s sa, III ,s W va , ~o%S v wssss
the oTsa% o, ,Sn IN tina. Sa, seem. to-, % %. d %m Sasn. n tn. wU n%nw world to-, s
eo"tinaOs.y tays'lus on N ragged SaTs II nStn,nE uw
THAT THE WIVES OF THESE INDIVIDUALS. TIMES WITHOUT NUM-
R RoH sa = TH RSHWAN'NS Il ME On THE a VIC light RISE
To wha, would yOu attribute mi, condition.
ITO M s'In'ns they get. IN tn, ssp'nsns' con'nu'nS s'Io,s them. The
and ,nbiDed the ionstnss fr Injuries Of their associates who nay be daughters
"They com u OF, school. an ts n.tura Inclination . to marry tho man
in line IF posrss They look to him FOR the satisfying Of their whims And
'TAss wan. the S, 0s everything that . going They want to ar... well,
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and inspiring, especially as the magazine impresario goes on to tell
what a simple thing it is for the new writer to beat the work Of the
veteran contributor. All you have to do is 10 keep in touch with
the newspapers. The new type Of magazine in America, Mr.. Edito,
points out, Il merely "a form Of journalism imposed on the old struc
lures Of essays, stories and poems," 20 that newspaper work can be
recommended a. the extension ladder on which the beginner ma,
climb to magazine work.
Oh, ysi There is one other little detail Of requirement which
we had nearly overlooked. That's talent, or genius.
"Given tho talent or genius which the above-named writer's be-
gan with, tho aspdrant who will conform to the arduous condition,
tho art demands will surely attain a ready market and a sterling repu
taton, II not fame"
Who would ever have thought It was so eMy3
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the. time. And how he gets away with
It Is a marvel to people who know how
wild his swings are,
T read his description OF the New
Castle County Workhouse at Whining
ton and know nothing about Sinclair
o would naturally assume the struo-
ture to be a vermin infested. foul. dark
collection OF dungeons.
A a matter of fact. that Jail Is
really the State Prison II Is one OF
the most modern structures OF the kind
IN the country. as light az q Jail can be
md sQNipusd with thA latest tmUrovsA
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No Enforced Inebriotv.

n In ts Cornell Law 49,
~ ws lectutns on the question Of Intoxses-
ton ~ . dSsnss to criminal prusscvao..
"Pro lessor ashsd . ffshman. "~supposs q
forced TO become intoxicated, and thsn sh~Sd ~
out and commit . cnmA Would intoxioauos s.
q dsfeasei'
We won't 90 into that replied De prue~o,
2 certain amount a eentributo1 nsiiSmcNTC
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so.'s Duties.

A Soa's Dutiss.
To the Ldn0 q Ths DvsninS World;
I want the advice Of wise readers.
What can w DO TO make q son Of
twenty-five unmarried n employed)
support his psralyxed mother? Her
husband has abandoned her and she Is
practically helpless. This son has good
times and 10 now off on a vacation
while his mother II suffering and IN
want. l.. o. b.
Bs Ducks, ~ Chickens.
To the Editor Of Ths Evening World:
In reply to problem: III q man pur-
chased 100 chickens and ducks. paying
tiN for them. and Il the chickens
cost u cents each Ind tho ducks cost
Nh each. how many Of each kind did
10 purchase" Tho man purchased s.
Apoks and Y chickens. Let x number
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HOW TO BE A KIPLINC.

' any mornings mailbag Of
typewriter stories and
poems," writes a hustling
magazine editor. "mny be
the first manuscript Of the
next Kipling or What's-his-
name or Thingumby, and
there is nothing an editor
so prides himself upon as
discovering unknown merit,
especially that which has
escaped his competitors"
Somehow, this has a
reminiscent sound, as il we
had heard it before. But
M m0tfAp-;& II onk;u,:.t;.
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"a ., tWIi1Th0o
the head pohsher.
Mot II the law
yers can help st."
said the laundry
a The case is
now IN the hands
OF the la wyers,
and they have
started a cam
paign to make II
appear that II the
victim of the fero-
cious bellboy real
1y uya~ murIarAd-
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Actually Didn't Like jail.

40 PBAKLN0 Of trials" said the
head polisher. Upton Sinclair
certainly handed a hard tolt to
that jail down In Delaware where he
spent eighteen hours"
''Upton Sinclair" replied the laundry
man. must be getting ready 20 launch
another book. lie Is handing jolts all
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BANZAI!

THE world is full Of heroes, but some are only bluff. Others are
modern Neros. Few are the real stuff.
Here comes, at last, a fighter who only fights for peace.
He wars to make things Fighter, and then enforces peace. The lingo
cry is no 60. This hero is a Man.
So here's Bansai! to Togo, the Nelson Of Japan.
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unity before coming
New Fork Of learning TO
dance. After a course Of lessons at tho H Dancing Academy I fe
- that I vas proficient enoug in the at to acoht myself ccHfaby 81
. bn. N opportunity to try my sknlc m when m y friend Walsh invited m
to the grand entertainment IN reception at the - Democratic CLUB. to b.
at Terrace Garden. There I net Tese
Tesae q talkarve and Teshe wa kind. When Ia learned that this was
the nrstt line danced in a crowded hail he said wa doing very we'll.
Before I went home that night I had Tesies address and N invitation TO
around tn following Sunday evening I hd. also contrvdt to iearn what
her favorte flowers we're wha sots OF candy she liked besta nd te kind Of
play she nos enjoyed. I mean, to give Teshs M impression that I vas pre-
pared TO crafty to the utmost her fondness for III such goo things, IN a. I
"a earning tb . week It hi time I doubtless entertained sue a conviction
myself ....
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S~TANDARDIZINC THE HONK.

HE National Highways Pro-
tective Society reports that
in the past month of July
accidents due to vehicular
traffic in New York City
resulted in SO persons
killed and 215 injured. Of
the killed 10 we're victims
of automobiles. The deaths
due to automobiles were
more than twice as many az
in July Of last year, when
. we're killed by motor We
hicles.
II the count Of victims
were to include persons
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1.-THE Other Fellow and the Loser.

She explained that he lived in Cincinnati md tina he expectd n om> -
New fork fr their wedding the next fall.
And wha tever put II into your innocent title head that I nov aAo~H oAFS
In the books of the recording angel It is set down. She thoutht som N
lust have told ne"
And II on really thought that a war Of such q thh4" I dsmanA~A
what motive 10 YOU suppose had In spending q much Of mr. near ~h,r
to say nothing Of ny valuable time to provide for your snsernannsu ana piess.
ure?"
II thought you only did It for rendsAps sake e returned svseuv
asked herw ha she thought her intended would sy &c It II no knew Of ~
"Oh. George wouldn't min as mi . didn't carry It too far"
Il could lot help wondering nov Tar rho would DO willing to oarv n c.
astenty with her notions OF proprety. Sui I had n more to say. h.d "A
wish to mar tn beautiful ASPECT of nature by giving utteranoe to my thoushta
way out Of thu park to the nearest. car ne nd the sight OF the loving o,,n.. :.
passed lied me with disgust Durng the ride diligently studied an interesting
display of street, r ads 7 saw TesHe TO her door and bads her rood narht
Tn sorry" she ventured. IF have hurt 70 feennss"
That's all right" answered politely. Good night"
when ! told Walsha about II he nned his hand in earnes tdeprecauon
"Expoonse 1t from your mind" ws all he said. Walsh knows . tanr o.,
two about women.
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v~entilating systsmsI TIE oslIs sr, a.van
feet long. i've test vide and saght fset
high. They ~ equipped WITH bSds and
running water. The waiA, Doom and
ceilings are Of Stssl. painasd snd an.
amelled, on which II would taAEs IN ada
individual vermin to get . foothold
Penal authorities ag1~s that he Will
mington workhouss 10 we'll managed.
Upton Sinclair appears to thint that
when a man breaks the law end h sent
to Jail he ought to Be furniShsd With a
under . couple Of tPsss, an
electric fan and 9 bartender % mix mint
Juieps for him."
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A 500 courtshlp on SIS a Week.

Well. 7 was a sport when Z wooea Tcssc. Mowers candy. the.~e Tickets.
ppc an dinners without a break-and an this or SIS a week. Two dollars
for my hall bedroom ad a special diet for re while the fn lasted When I
figured that had spent something IKE 800 on Tesds I began to ak VI to the
side o tn affair.
I first planned to 10 my proposing by mai, but alter decided to attend 10 ie
in person for the SAX Of culuvatng m nerve.
There's On thng like about ym. TessIe." I began
Tessie asked me shyly what IT as
MY arm. Ike this" M promptly suited the action TO ne word.
Tessien made rot he slightest objection; no doubt me quts forgot me quss-
ton of propretyh in her admiration for my artfuness.
Dear II" sighed. 1T is over ninetythree hours age nat We last ~
each other" and captured a little hand that had strayed near rs sktrnmshAns
ine
"fiumph"' shifted ressde, not in the cas- impressed How long @d u tAs
you Ito figure hat out?'
"TesHe. dear n drew her very CLOSE indeed, ct wMh yu would b eNl.
nus for Just ne minute. want to tell yu low dearly I love % end I waA
yu to say that u will he m own dear little wife"
"Oh. you mustn't talk like that" demonstrated Tesde and Win Svv y.
Of real CONSERVATION se endeavord to dhensax~ hsresHn n n
arm.
And why mott why mustn't I talk Nike that. m sweet prsesy uess dSdkr
why. I thought % knew as already engaged to b married
Then I took " arm away WUWla
"TesHe- Miss BIS this a tk or a YOU meant ~ F"VT
lips nembed slightly a she assured mo with downoax eyes that 4 ~ he
ruth.
May I ask who u nsncs Is n what he n a. ~ doing aunns u, ,.a
thee months while I have been counting your"
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Extreme Patience Is the First Requisite for Founding )
fortune" Says A. BARTON HEPBURN ;
Financier and President OF The
Chase National Bank:
"A LuxWy-Loving Vile Is the Menace That Keeps
Man From Making a Fortune"

Rome was not built in . day. Neither are the sreat fortunes
that have been made.
"Extre me patience is the one requisite necessary to that end
then economy.
"H IL not so much what q man spends as how he spends IL that
makes a fortune.
"A man who sacrifices all for makfnea fortune never makes II.
''Wives who love Injuries and dress more than sound mone-
tary safety are a hindrance in a mans progress.
"A mans sIOvenly appearance creates a disbelief I'm himself
and inspires others likewise.
'Wives of to-day want to start with all the bIessin Is that their
grandmofhers achieved I'm a lifetime.
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Moro Evidence Needed.
G(I SBE." said the head polishsr.
that . crazy man who tried 10
borrow 100000 100 from J. Plsrpont
Morgan said no needed the money TO
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NO. 49, SIZE

v had L..o oppor-
tunity before coming to
New York OF learning to
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cd for Christmas and if they believed
in Santa Claus or not. l have all the
names in this book here. Do you think
Joe Jingle deserves anything for not
believing in me-?
"I-I s'pose not" said poor Joe. But
if promise to tell him about meeting
YOU and prove to him that you're real
p'r'aps you'll forgive him this time"
Old Santa Claus shook his head sad
w. eft always makes me feel very
bad to think anybody needs proof OF
me. A boy or girl ought to believe
what their parents tell them ABOUT old
Santa Claus"
eff IL mean if Joe had only seen
YOU come down the chimney once I'm
sure he'd never have doubted that you
were real" said Joe eagerly.
.'That was all very well in the old
days." replied Santa sorrowfully. But
they make the chimneys so narrow
these days, and what with steam heat
and gas logs in the city houses
haven't any chance at all to make my
Christmas calls on children in the good
old fashioned way"
"lf you don't go down chimneys
much how do you manage to fill all
the stockings?" asked Joe.
"Oh. that's easyv cried Santa. 81 have
formed what | call parents league
| learn from each parent just before
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Ladies in search of millinery should
not forget that Mrs. Griffith's stock is
now located in the Sherman store.
The quicker cold is gotten rid of the
less the danger from pneumonia and
other serious diseases. B. W. L. Hall,
of Waverly, Va, says: 81 firmly be-
lieve Chamberlain Cough Remedy to
be absolutely the best preparation on
the market for colds. l have recon-
mended it to my friends and they all
agree with me-" For sale by all deal
ers.
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Notice of School District Bond Election

Notice is hereby given that special election
will be held at the high school building in
Newport, Wash, in School District No. /, of
Pend Oreille county, state of Washington, on
the 23rd day of December, 1911, for the purpose
of determining whether or not the directors OF
said school district shall borrow money and
issue bonds of the district in the Sum of seven
thousand dollars ($7,OO0), for the purpose of
redeeming outstanding warrants Said bonds.
If issued, shall bear a rate of interest not to
| exceed per cent per annum, payable annually
the bonds to be payable and redeemable in
| twenty f2O) years after date: Provided, that
said school district reserves the right to pay or
redeem said bonds, or any of them, at any time
after ten 10} years from the date thereof.
| The election will be by ballot Those in
will vote "Bonds, yes;, those opposed, "Bonds,
no.
| The polls will be open from o'clock p. m. to
8 o'clock p. M
| By order of the Board of Directors.
Dated this 18th day of DeceIn Der. 1911.
| 3D. D. R. LUsHER, School District Clerk.
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out. Good night and a merry Christ
mas to your
He chirruped to his horse and in a
moment was out Of sight down the
road, though the tinkling of the sleigh
bells could be heard for a long time
after.
The next thing Joe knew he was
being shaken by the shoulder and his
fathers voice was saying in his ear:
"Why are you snoozing here by the
fire? You ought to have been in bed
long ago. It's almost time for Santa
Claus to come"
1--WE seen him myself. do believe
in Santa Claus. Please esk the little
fairies to tell him Joe Jingle is going
to be good boy now"
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He doesn't believe in me! What dye
think of that? When I first began to
make my Christmas rounds many.
many hundred years ago there wasn't
a bow or girl in all the world who did
not know me and believe in me, and
never forgot one single child. But aft
er awhile the world grew so big. sc
many children were born into it. that
it was very hard for me to get around
to them all.
"By and by things got so bad l had
to get the fairies-only the good fairies.
of course-to go about and make up q
list of all the boys and girls in the
world and to find out what they want
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list OF names or
children. Some
Of t b e m b a q
black marks be-
side their names.
"Know a boy
named Joe jim
gle?' asked the
little old man,
keeping his fin
ger on a name
b e S / d e which
there was a very
black mark.
"Y-e-e-e-s," an
sWered Joe. He
lives here"
"Ah. indeed"
chirped the little
old gentleman. II
hear that he is
one Of til o S e
smart boys who
don't b ell e V e
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81 had been troubled with constipa-
ton for two years, and tried all of the
best physicians in Bristol, Tenn, and
they could no nothing for me, writes
Thos. E, Williams, Middleboro, KY.
1.-TWO packages of Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets cured me. " For
sale by all dealers.
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OQrlSLudS mat
is best to give
each child. and
when it CO III e S
Christmas ev e
the fairies leave
the presents at
each house. I
go a b Ut t b g
country just see
ing that every
t b j n G 6 o e 8
right"
81 ere Santa
little horse be-
gan to paw and
toss it's head.
Well. | must
b e 6 e t t 1 n 6
alon g. cried
Santa. nd he
climbed into his
sleigh. and as he
pic k e d up his