New-York tribune., 1911-02-20
TO AUTOMOBILISTS.

has come down an eApeclln 10 llru IL llue
when the bills comes in.'-Life
TO AUToMOBLISTS
We've surplus of hornless noises
That Jar us by day and by night
If we saw what we heard, say, our seeing
Would certainly besout of sight.
So. why don't the motor car owners.
Whom every foot passenger scorns.
Do something to lessen the noises
And give us a few noiseless horns?
W. J. HAMPTON.
Greene-Why do you say that you will
marry only a widow?
Keene-Because it's wisest TO marry a
woman who has already discovered that
men are not angels.-Boston Transcript.
The asth street subway station is usually
a lively place in the rush hours. but il was
unusually crowded one evening last week
when an express train going north dis
charged its passengers. Among these was
a little girl about ten years old. who held
in her arms an infant and managed TO
keep on her feet despite the Jam. a woman
who tried to protect the little mother from
the throng asked Have YOU lost your
motherg thinking that the children had
become separated from their guardian mo
we're Just going 10 grandma s. take baby
up every week and mother calls for us
later" A few questions brought out the
fact that the little mother. herself wee
child. had brought the baby all alone from
the crowded East Side district. and those
who saw the group seemed to be divided in
opinion. some saying, Fine and others
what shame!'
Bank Teler-Have that woman shadowed
I think she's second Cassie Chadwick.
Detectve-On what do you base your sus-
picions?
Teller-she indorsed a check on the right
end.-Toledo Blade.
consular report from Prague tells of
the operation OF the street railways in that
Austrian city, and adds a suggestion for
tips that Americans have not yet adopted
praise be, Consul Britain says that
aside from the compensation OF the con-
ductors, they expect and usually receive
from each passenger a tip of two hellers,
which amounts to one-flfth of a cent The
amount realized in this manner doubtless
amounts TO about as much as the conduc-
tors regular compensation"
"Diogenes was but i'll requited in his
search Tor an honest man..
Yes. | have no doubt that everybody
thought II was all an advertising fake and
that Diogenes himself wasn't on the level"
Washington Star.
In a speech delivered by Henry Wallace
before the members OF the Iowa LEGISLATURE
the Mosaic origin" OF many laws was re-
ferred to. Note, however," he said that
this preliminary code of laws, afterward
modified and perfected, was not binding
until a referendum was held and the code
accepted by popular vote exodus xiv, 81.
and this transaction sealed by sacrifice and
the covenant sprnkled with blood. Don't
imagine for a moment that the idea OF the
referendum is thing OF tho twentieth
is as old az Moses"
Your husband looks very happy this
evening""
g! guess 1t Is because OF what he ius,
said to me-"
And what was that?"
He said was driving him to drink
Houston Post.
"One OF the much desired decorations In
this country" says letter from Munich
lis known as pour la merte.' retaining its
French name despite the efforts on the part
OF the imperial authorities to do away with
the use OF foreign words Claude De.
busy. the composer. and William Rodin.
the sculptor. were recently proposed by the
Academy for the honor and were both re-