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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
IN THE BUSY MARTS.

BusineSS-The trusts were dlsmem-
bered and their parts scattered from
Maine to California. a traveller on al
express train is often amused by seeing
464 thousandth part of the OH or To-
bacco Trust flying through the air. 1t is
sad u contemplate these flying particles
Of once great corporations, carved u
make a Roman holiday for the Supreme
Court. OF course it had to be; the rule
of reason called for dissolution. 1t is
one consolation that dissolution. dis
memncrment and teetOtal busting OF the
cOrporations have not seriously crippled
the incomes of the amiablc golf player OF
Po,antico Hills and his ministerial
friend who was unjustly charged with
telling Westerncr that a light pocket
makes easy walking on the ties. Inc
trusts were dismembered, but the COM
man people did not get the pieces. The
price of kerosene and Of stogies was UNI
affected by the greatest leSal-economIc
event of the century. The answer Off
ciaI is Wait. Wait until the trust parts
and fractions begin to compete against
ono another. Then competition will be
restored and we will get the benefit OF
the legal cutting-up. Wait. Give the
pieces chance to fight one anothcr'
| All the pieces need is a little cgging on.
| Sick 'em,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31

went -drY-wct-dry. Woman gained
the vote in California. English suffra =
gettes assaulted members of the Cabinet
and ventilated the Parliament building
with brickbats. McCoocy fell and there
was drop in the price Of iudgeships III
Brooklyn. a peculiar religious sect
called the Socialists, who don't know
w at they want and often get it, took
possession of many cities and towns
throughout the country. They have
now acquired about fifty municipalities,
several seats in legislatures and one in
Congress. College professors are be-
ginning to inquire into their habits and
origin. 1t was formerly suspected that
they were emissaries of "A hostile foreign
power imported into our midst to make
trouble. Modern research has shown
that many of them are native born. If
these arc the same persons who ar e
called proletarians. a study of their diet
and environment may reveal the cause +
their peculiar conduct at the polls.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
THE PATCHING OF HUMANITY.

Surgery. progress was made in
the removal of human organs and their
substitution with animal organs. An
appendix was cut out in the record time
of eleven seconds, netting the operator
$500 a second. The aldermen cut the
1t was announced that the inner skin Of
an egg will serve for grating in the place
of human skin where a person has been
burned. At first sight this discovery
seems important, but in view of the
price of eggs no one can afford to have
egg skins spread upon him 10 replace
lost cuticle. 1t would take, perhaps. one
or two dozen eggs to supply skin for an
average case. And these must be new
laid eggs, since nature refuses to col
laborate with strictly fresh eggs which
have been in cold storage for years.
Egg skins are an iridescent dream. That
some doctors were awake to the i'm
plications of the egg was indicated by
an insurgent movement to abrogate
medical ethics and permit physicians to
advertise A few big ones are coming
money, say the insurgents. but the ma
jority of the profession are on the
ragged edge and ought to have the
privilege of drumming up business.
Medical ethics is described by insurgents
as a humbug to protect the monOpOlz-
ing few
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
AS FOR WORLD PEACE.

PedCe-The dove If peace made great
strides. so to speak in the last year.
Several Of the nations beat their swords
into ploughshares and used Maxim guns
instead. 4 great sentiment for arbitra-
ton developed. and there was war in
Mexico. Africa. China and almost in
Europe. In Mexico there was a revolu-
ton against an old man and in China
against an infant. \ learned professor
observed that this illustrated the tickle
ness f the pOpulacc, impossible to suit
with any kind of ruler. one day It was
Grand old Diaz' and the next Con
sIuez the hoary- headed villain Why,
again. should the Chinese revOlute? The
stcadfastness of these people had been
noted from the time of Marco Polo. The
rest of the world might move but We
expected China TO remain conservative
and furnish us with dependable laundry
men The Chinese revolutiCnists did
one thing that seems rather clever; when
two of their generals quarrelled the SOL
diers got together and in the interests
% harmony assassinated both. As for
the Italian-Turkish war, it WAS a tri-
Umph Of the Golden Rule over barbarism
and antiquated warshps. Turkey Was
uOyidentially punished for her crimes
against civilization and her failure to
be equipped with a good fighting fleet.
The Hague tribunal was peeved because
y was not called in to referee the COM
hat France and Germany made faces
al each other over Morocco, but moth
Ing happened. because one was afraid
and the other "dassent." There was
much peace all over the world, and the
great nations invested heavily in new
Ireadnoughts. At the last peace meet
ing in New York there was a small riot
ana Mr.. Carnegie donated $JO0OOO u
year to insure further peace, saying that
We must have peace at any price.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
FROM THE CRAYON'S TIP.

Art.-The cubical. tho cross line. the
stovepipe and other ultra modern schools
of art fourished In Paris, but Americans
had to content themselves with the
classical efforts Of Gibson. Christie.
Fisher, Dabo and a few more. Our taste
is still young and uncomplicated so we
do not see the ugliness Of beauty and
the beauty of ugliness. Besides, the
magazine editors have trained us TO look
for blossomy buds of girlhood and poetic
glamour enveloping the angular outlines
of realty. If a French master came over
here and made a stOvepipe statue. we
would give him the ha-ha and say this
was the land of steam heat. Nor could
the smudge painter hope to win renown
by exhibiting i'm our midst. The cubical
sculptor would get on better because
we favor anything mathematical and
the products of this school bring us
, back 10 the time when we played with
blocks on the kindergarten floor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
TEST TUBES AND TELESCOPES.

Scicnce.--A search for supreme cata-
liver was pursued with considerable ar
dor. \ catalyzer is something when
changes two other things without itsef
being changed. and is sometimes placed
i'm the same category with a mother-ln-
law. Thomas \. Edison announced that
he didn't believe in immortality or the
abstract. so he was still working on his
concrete house. Astronomers reported
that the people on Mars had outdis-
ta1cod us on Panama Canal PROPOSE
lions. The names Of y ne. Curie ana
Professor Langeyin were linked To-
gethcr. and her letters telling about the
scientific treatment of a wife who VIII
not gracefully eliminate herself were
read with interest. The consensus OF
opinion was that Nine. Curie Illustrated
the fact that a woman may be great
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31

present at performance of THE Play
boy Of the Western World" and refuted
the scandalous libels of Synge with eggs,
potatoes. carrots, ,'abbages and turnips.
The actors protested they were not veg =
tarians, but still the criticisms flew with
dun and sickening thuds. A number OF
critics were converted into human
wheelbarrows by the police and hurled
violently into the street. Another inter
esting theatrical event was staged in Il
courtroom where a jury replied TO the
question. when is it open season for
getting willie boys. or should show
girls shoot men in the legs?" The
answer was that if a girl can make a
hit without shooting she should not go TO
the expense Of buying firearms; and #
she shoots without hitting, it only casts
further dscredit on the aim Of her sex.
Therefore, she should use a hatpin. Any
further violations Of this rule will ne
considered as malicious mischief.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31

HE wear Just passed has been
landmark. or. in other words, an
Il annus mirabilis in the worlds
history. Many historical events have oc-
cvrred-that is. they will be historical
IN the future when the historians have
written them up. We do not want to
wait for the future Therefore we has
lily scan the files of the newspapers and
the Bertillon records at Police Head
quarters. After all. these are the ele-
rrents Of history. If we err in perspec-
i've. so much the worse for perspective.
The year 1911 was "A banner one in
agriculture. Some of the greatest crops
ever grown were harvested, and sample
vegetables were taken to the offices of
country newspapers and commented on
with the editors thanks. People in the
CITY noticed the price rather than the
size of vegetables. a Western Mayor
sold POTATOES TO the public at cost, but
Mayor Gaynor said he could not add
huckstering to his other duties. Live
stock flourished on the crops, hogs and
cattle rapidly gaining weight. However,
the uasturage in the financial district
did not entice many lambs. The other
dav lamb strayed downtown and there
was almost a riot. on account Of the
reluctance Of the bovine species to be
shorn the price of wool went up and
some traders were compelled TO go to
work for a living \ fruit farmer named
Soheftels was tried by the courts for
using rough methods in taking it away
from his customers. At the same time
war veteran was gold bricked by a
fellow warrior in Brooklyn, thus saving
the former Carfare 10 this city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
TN THE FoOTLIGHTS' GLARE.

Drama.-Nat Goodwin was divorced
for the fourth time. and i'm other respects
the season was lively and prosperous.
WI. asked to name his next theatrical
venture Mr. Goodwin said he preferred
n leave that TO the lady. There were
numerous other adjustments among play
ers. The New Theatre went out OF busi-
ness hut the musical shows were highly
succossfuI Costumes and limbs were up
20 the highest standards Of art and were
prevented by the authorities from going
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
SINGERS EMIT DISCORDS.

Music.-Several operate novelties were
produced. Caruso and Trentini sang M
affecting duet, of which the words wer2.
Il nevair promise her; nevair Will
marry" "Ah, ali. he ees beeg
peeg." Flourish on the trombones #
fretuoso and loud thwacking OF the ket-
tedrums The price OF seats at the
opera was raised, but since We always
stand that does not interest us. Liszt's
centenary was celebrated, and connois-
seurs cussed while arguing the question
whether Wagner took the ideas as veil
as the daughter Of his father-in-law.
KCbelik paid us visit and was paid for
his trouble. His fingers were heavily in
sured
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
FLASHES FROM THE DIAMOND.

Baseball-We hate to record that the
worlds championship was not won by
New York. Philadelphia took home the
bacon. An inquiry is still being made
as "a who got the tickets. Lovers ~
their country were encouraged by tho
continued interest and devotion which
the populace exhibited toward OF"
greatest national pastime.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
BREAKERS OF STATUTES.

Crime.-There were many blunders
amounting 10 crime committed in all
fields of endeavor. We swear off some
crimes on New Years Day. but they
quickly return to us. Lincoln Steffens
tried to apply the golden rule in Los
Angeles, but his intentions were good.
For a complete list Of crimes see the
init cd SfatnS cnns1s
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
THE POLE HUNTERS.

Explora tion.-Various persons starte1
for the South Pole, and the public =
anXiously waiting for cAblegram, Il
have it," followed by another dispat H.
mo, it's mine" Remote parts of Jersey
, were explored and occupied by COM
muters. The White Way was explored
from Both street to Columbus Circle
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
ROUND THE SOCIAL CIRCLE.

Soclety.-COlonel John Jacob Aston
found a minister who would marry him.
Palm Beach, Newport and Asbury Park
had busy seasons. +. Townsend Martin
started a school of sociology. Pearl neck
laces were quite the rage our best peo-
pie attended the coronation. and John
Hays Hammond looked effective in knee
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
THROUGH THE CERULEAN.

Aviation.-Ncarly everybody rs up in
the air these days. Rogers flew from
coast to coast some one went over the
pvrenees, and the death list was con
siderably augmented. A few more Ger.
man balloons were wrecked. There WAS
a movement TO have fixed police posts in
the air above Broadway, 50 that reck-
less flyers will not endangcr the lives cf
aerial pedestrians. II was argued that
the sky should be kept free for all.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31

higher A few plays of Shakespeare
were given. Gaby DeslyS was a disap-
pointment to those who had imagined
that a kings taste must be superlativeiy
choice and rare. Some Of the Irish were
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
THE oUTsTRETcHED PALMS.

Tipping.-An energetic crusade against
this crying evil was launched, and
committee Of three fearless citizens was
Amounted TO visit Broadway lobster
house and fire the first gun by not tip
ming the servitors. The committee got
cold feet when it arrived on the scene.
and now there is a call for real heroes
and martyrs who will start things going.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
WIELDERS OF THE PEN.

Literature.-Arnod Bennett cam" over
IN this country, was feted by his pub
fishers, and issued decree that Ihack-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31

scientist and remain woman, and that
Professor Langevin demonstrated that
man is invariably the weaker vessel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31

trousers. Alfred G. Vanderbilt was re-
wed. There was a large attendance Al
the opera.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-31
AT THE POLLS AND ELSEWHERE.

Poli,ics.-Maine, after half a century,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
CLEVELAND POSSESSES
FOUR N0-HIT TWIRLERS
De Mott, Doane, joss and Gregg OF the
Maps Can Boast OF
This Feat,

The Cleveland club has on it's payroll
this year three young pitchers who can
boast of the unique distinction of pitch.
inc no-hit games during the season of
1910. The trio are De Mott, Walter
Doane and Vean Gregg
Since De Mott came to the Maps dl-
rect from college, having no minor
league experience, his performance was
made against college team. Pitching
for Lafayette College on May IL, De
Mott shut out the strong University of
New York team without a bingle.
Walter Doane, who was loaned to
Roanoke in the middle Of the season by
the Cleveland club. broke into the lime
light shortly after his arrival by work
nr no-hit game on August 10 against
the Petersburg club. winning 5 to 0,
Only 2S men faced Doane in this game,
an error by one Of his teammates pre-
venting him from equaling Cy Young s
record OF not allowing man to reach
first in nine-inning game.
On September . Bean Gregg, who
looks like n Nap fixture. turned the
trick. Gregg, who had been startling
the Coast Ieague fans all season by his
many remarkable feats, capped the eli"
max when he shut out the strong Los
Angeles team without hit, winning the
game, to 0.
Addic loss pitched no.hit game
against Chicago last year, which gives
the Maps n quartette Of pitchers who
turned the difficult feat during the
same season, all in entirely different
classes,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
LUCAS ANNOUNCES
UNION SCHEDULE
Salt Lake Team Will Have Low.
est Mileage of Any Nine.
in League.

The schedule for the Union Baseball
association as adopted at Il meeting held
March II, was announced by President
w. H. Lucas Saturday.
Tho schedule. which provides for the
opening OF the season April 20. shows
that the Salt Lake team Will have the
shortest mileage of any nine in the
association. Salt Lakes mileage will be
1880 miles. 200 miles less than that OF
any other team.
The Salt Lake team will open at home,
April 25,. with Mssoula as its opponent,
and will remain here five weeks. through
out the rest of April and the month OF
May In June the Salt Lake team will
take to the road and will return the first
OF July to be at home throughout the
most of that month. Towards the end
of July the Colts again will take 10 the
road, but will return the first OF Septem
Der to close the season at home. Sep
tember 10 marks the end.
President Lucas Saturday completed
his staff of umpires with the signing OF
James j. Toman. the old shortstop of the
Los Angeles team President Lucas saw
Toman work In the Pacific Coast league
in 1909 and regards him as "A very ac-
curate man. The other umpires arc
Ralph Frary and "Rasty" Wright. who
worked under Lucas in the Northwest
ern league
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
YESTERDAYS BALL SCORES
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
At Oklahoma City-Boston Americans
first team, IS: Oklahoma City team, /.
At Dallas-Third team of New York
Nationals, 6; Dallas, 2.
At Providence. r. Brown. /, Bow
doin. Q.
AT West Point-west Point, 4; Dick
inson. |.
At New York-Columbia, s; Rutgers. 5.
At Annapolis-Navy. 5: Amherst, 3.
At Indianapolis-Detroit Americans. IA;
Indianapolis. 1.
AT Cinclnnatl-New York Americans, s,
Cincinnati Nationals. 3.
At Palo Alto, Cal.-Unversity Of Call
fornia. 4: Stanford university, l.
AT st. Louis-Spring series-Nationals,
5; Americans. 3.
At Atlanta-Atlanta, s; New York
Giants, 3.
At Greensboro, N. C-Roston Nationals.
"a; Greensboro Carolina association
team, o.
AT Roanoke. Va.-PhiladeIphia Nation
ais second team, -; Roanoke Virginia
At Columbia. S. c.-columbia team
lost TO Philadelphia Americans. 8; Co
umbia, 0.
At Knoxvile-BrooElyn National
league team. II; University OF Tennes-
see. 2.
At New orleans-CleveIand first team.
.; New Orleans. 3.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
TENNIS TOURNAMENT
SCHEDULE ISSUES
Date for IntermOuntain Contest
Is Set for August 21 at
Salt Lake City.
By Associated Press.

BOSTON. April 1.-The delayed sched
ule OF lawn tennis tournaments for the
coming season 10 be held under the
auspices OF the United States Lawn
Tennis association was issued hy Presi-
dent James Dwight in this city today.
The locations of the sectional cham
pionShips In doubles and the national
singles. doubles ard irterscholastlc
CHAMPIONSHIPS remain unchanged. The
Pacific doubles will be played in Lons
Beach Cal. Juno 30, the southern
doubles in Atlanta. July 3, the eastern
doubles in Longwood. Mass. July II and
the western doubles at the Onwentsia
club, Chicago. July 22
The preliminary rounds In doubles for
the four sections Will be held at the
Onwentsia club August !. while the ma :
tional championships will be played in
Newport August y. a week later than
usual.
The national event for women, singles
and doubles. and the mixed doubles
championship will be held at the Wis
sahickon Heights club. Philadelphia.
June 81.
Among the western events are
July 1I-Basin. Wyo.. Wyoming state.
July 17-Portland, Ore. Oregon state.
July 24-Tacoma. Pacific northwest.
August S-Seattle. Wash. Washington
state.
August 21-salt Lake City. intermoun.
tain.
September 5-Long Beach. Cal: PacifT
state. men and women.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
LANGF0RD COMPLETELY
0UTP0INTS ADVERSARY
Lands on McVey at VIII for Nine Rounds,
but Referee Calls Fight
Draw.

BY Associated Press.
PARIS, April AFTER several post
ponements the twenty-round bout be-
tween Sam McVey and Sam Langford,
the American heavyweight pugilists. was
pulled off tonight In Cirque Paris.
The fight ended in draw, although the
Boston negro, who holds the heavyweight
championship Of England, completely
outclassed his larger opponent from san
Francisco.
For nine rounds LanGford landed on
McFey as he pleased and the latter
showed signs OF distress. but he came
up fresher in the tenth and from then
on did well 10 drag through the contest.
There was a great deal Of innghting
and the referee was constantly forced Ia
intervene The faces of both negroes
showed signs of severe punishment at
The end.
The fight was for purse of 10000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
HEAGREN URGES
HACKS MANAGER
Promoter Sends Another Wire
Demanding Answer to $780,
900 Offer for Match.
ZION'S CHANCE TO GET
MAT BOUT LOOKS GOOD
Gotch and Manager Express De-
light Over Saltair as Site
for Contest.

With Frank Gotch. the worlds premier
heavyweight wrestler, and his manager
Emil Klank immensely pleased with
Saltair for the site OF the proposed fin
ish match between Gotch and Hacken-
schmidt, and Harry w. Heagren. pro-
moter pressing Jack Curley, Hacks
manager, for reply to his offer of $780,
900. the indications are strong that Salt
Lake will obtain the big bout for Labor
day
Promoter Heagren took Gotch and his
manager out to saliair Saturday. Klank
already had expressed satisfaction with
Salt Lake for the site OF the match and
Gotch was delighted with Saltair and
said so emphatlcally.
Wires Curley Again.
While Heagren was escorting Gotch
speeding TO. Curley. the Russian lions
manager. who is In Chicago. demanding
an answer to the wire offer OF $50, 600
for the bout. Here Is Heagren's latest
telegram 10 Curley:
What have you done about my offer
OF 100000? VIII you accept this sum for
finish match between Hackenschmidt and
Heagren believes that his purse VIII OBJ
tain the match and believing this he al
ready is working out plans for the remod-
eDnS OF the Saltdlr nlppOnroIne, tNdl ne
may proceed TO the work rs soon as 1t
becomes certain that the bout is coming
to Salt Lake City. 1t is the intention
TO remove all tho old bicycle track and
give room for the seating Of from 10000
TO 10000 people. This will cost $4,000 or
SS000. but II will cost more 10 stage the
match In Chicago and as large a crowd
could not be obtained there, 1T is conii-
IDENTIFY declared.
Gotch Talks.
In the meantime. Gotoh. who left for
Los Angeles Saturday afternoon. is reit-
Grating his declaration that he is not
afraid TO meet Hack. Said Gotch Sat
urday:
when the purse was offered me sew
eral months ago and when l accepted
the match, Hack and his manager were
in another part of the country, / could
not walt for them. as l had a number
of theatrical engagements. so l instruct
ed Joe Coffey OF the Empire Athletic
club TO make the match when Curley ar
rived. We talked over matters and laid
my plans before him. Cofrey no doubt
has accepted for me and when get to
Chicago. about May l, Will sign final
articles
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
ATHLETICS TAKE FIRST
GAME FROM PHILLIES
BY Associated Press.

BY NSSOCiated PfesS,
PHILADELPHIA. April 1.-The Amer
leans won the opening game here today
with the Nationals for the local baseball
championship by TO L.
Nearly 5000 persons braved the cold
weather to see the worlds champions
play the ..Phlllies" strengthened by the
addition of Cincinnati players. who
ligured IN last winters famous deal.
The only change in the team that won
the worlds championship last year was
Hogan. who comes from California and
who played in left field. Score; -
Americans .....,...,..--,- II .
Nationals y
BatLerles-Coomhs Bender and Thorn
as, Lapp; SchettIer, Chalmers and Nc
Donough and Dooln.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-02
Cricket Team to Meet.

meeting OF the Salt Lake cricket
team is 10 be held the evening OF Friday,
April Z at the Deseret News building
The executive committee is in communi-
cation with the Denver team and also
several California teams and prospects
are bright for a good season. Several Of
the surrounding towns are organizing
teams and q state league may be formed