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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1911-06-17
GIRLS HOME.
Archbishop Bruchesi Commends the
Idea at Formal Opening.

Idea at Formal Opening.
A few days ago the Catholic Girls
Club for the English speaking women
and girls of Montreal was formally
opened, his Grace Archbishop Bruchcsi
being present and Lady Kingston, the
honorary president, presiding, writes
a correspondent of the Catholic Union
and Times. The event was the
realization of the hope that had been
in the minds of the organizers for a
long time and to see their efforts as
sumo tangible form was something
which must have filled all concerned
with most slaudable pride. In well
coming the archbishop, Lady Kingston
explained that the idea of the club
of a home where many thousands OF
girls in the city who, owing to cir
cumstances over which they have nc
control, are separated from all home
influences, may be given a certain
amount of amusement, relaxation and
culture. An important feature Of the
work is the registering of Catholic
homes willing to provide lodging for
the girls recommended by the COM
mittee. His Grace complimented the
ladies OH the results of their endeavor
and said that twenty such clubs would
not be too much for the city with its
half million Of d population. AL
though not parish affair, the arch
bishp hoped that parish priests would
visit the club and give it every ell
couragement. Miss Murphy has been
chosen as lady superintendent She
has spent several months in the
United States visiting institutions Of
a similar character and begins her
work with an intelligent appreciation
Of its necessities.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1911-06-17
No Apparent Reason.

"Well, Hiram," said one farmer to
another, I'm sorry to hear the bad
news about your woman, Sarah. Is it
really so that she has been taken to
the insane asylum?"
1T certainly be-" said the farmer
husband, land I don't understand it,
Joe, how Sarah could have gone
crazy, for she hadn't been out of thr
kitchen day in twenty year."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
l3s|II|E sS! SAVE re 3; ss...
Came Easy.

Representative James T. Lloyd Of
Missouri was discussing the presi-
dents belief that the extra session OF
congress would not try to revise the
whole tariff law
He had about as much to go on"
said Lloyd. as the man who APP
preached banker with request to
lend him money on note He want
ed five hundred dollars.
- Can you get an indorser? asked
the banker.
Sure, replied the prospective bor-
rover, mentioning the indorser's
name
But has he got any money!
Lots of it., answered the other.
He wins it at poker The Sunday
Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
InsulfnI.

A strapping German with big beads
of perspiration strsAming down his
face was darling in and out of the
aisles Of Philadelphia department
store.
His excited actions attracted the at
tention of all salespersons. and they
hardly knew what to make Of it. A
hustling young man of the clothing
department walked up - him and
asked, Are you looking for something
in mems clothing?"
MOI" he roared; mot mems cloth
ing; vimen's clothing. I can't find my
wife! Lippincott's.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
SOME LUNCHEON DISHES.

Many luncheon dishes may be equal
" well served at night for supper
when the noon meal is the dinner.
Tomato BouiIlon.-Cook together q
can of tomatoes. three pints OF bouil-
Ion, tablespoonful OF chopped onion.
half of a bay leaf. six cloves. half
teaspoon of celery seed, half a tea.
spoon OF pepper corns and cook TWEEN
ty minutes Strain. cool and clear
Add parboiled oysters. pint. and
serve in bouillon cups
Potato cones.-Season mashed 20
tato with salt and pepper and finely
chopper parsley. Moisten with cream
or milk. then beat light and foamy.
mold In an ice cream dipper. place on
buttered paper In a baking pan. brush
with melted butter and brown in the
oven.
Convent Pie.-Cook cup Of maca-
ronl in boiling water until tender.
Drain and rinse in cold water Scatd
cup of cream. add cup OF soft
bread crumbs. fourth of cup Of
butter. pepper. salt. chopped parsley.
onion Juice and teaspoonful of
chopped green pepper. half cup OF
grated cheese. three well-beaten eggs
and the macaroni Line quart bak-
ing dish with buttered paper. turn in
the mixture. set the pan on several
folds of paper in dish Of water and
bake half to three-fourths of an
hour. Serve with tomato sauce
MarshmalIow Salad.-Cut half can
of pineapple in small pieces Cut a
quarter of pound OF marshmallows
In quarters. using the shears Mix a.
half cup of whipped cream with a
quarter of cup Of mayonnaise dress
ing and add to the other ingredients.
Serve on lettuce leaves with salad
dressing.
A delicious tea is prepared by cut
ting third of an orange. put into a
teapot with Oolong tea and four cups
of boiling water Let stand five min
utes and serve with sugar. without
cream.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Tree pestroyers.

Porcupines are good climbers, and
when unable to get enough apples
wind-blown to the ground. swarm a
tree and cut down the finest bearing
limbs as quickly and neatly as beav-
er can sever the trunk of young
hemlock. Besides that, when other
food is scarce they nibble the bark
on young apple trees. and can destroy
newly planted orchard in a short
time. They also are great enemy to
the young spruce, but why they cut
them is a mystery, as 1t is not found
that they even eat the tenderest
shoots.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
LABOR GIVES lIs APPRovAL
Powerful American Federation cordi-
ally Joins in Fight Against
Spread of tuberculosis.

Direct approval of the campaign for
the sale of Red Cross seals has been
given by the American Federation Of
Labor, according to an announcement
by the. National Association for the
Study and Prevention of Tuberculo-
sis. At the last annual convention of
the American Federation of Labor a
resolution was adopted calling on all
the members of the Federation to
further the sale as much as possible.
The resolution reads as follows:
Whereas, The American Fedora
ton of Labor has in every possible
way aided the movement for the
study and prevention of tuberculosis
throughout the United States and
Canada; and,
Whereas, the American National
Red Cross has been in the past and
is now making an especial effort.
through the sale of Red Cross Christ
mas seals, to secure funds to carry
on the war against tuberculosis, and
by means Of the fund raised in this
manner has been able to do much eff
fective work In this direction, there
fore, be it
Resolved, That the American Fed
Grafton of Labor give its endorse
ment to the movement of the Amer
lean National Red Cross. and encour-
age its members to further in every
reasonable way the sale OF these seals
In their respective communities.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
Explanations.

Miss Fullosoul (of poetical turn)
Which are you of opinion one should
say. professor: Summer flies" or
Summer fiees?"
Absent-Minded Professor (great on
entomology)-The two species. my
dear young lady, are entirely distinct.
Now, the common house fly Then
he wondered why she suddenly open
ed conversation with the young
man on her right.-Lordon Sphere.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
HOUSEKEEPING TIPS.

Keep all the old whiskbrooms for
sAnk brushes.
Kerosene rubbed on with a cloth will
clean zinc nicely. Also applied to
bath tubs Of porcelain will cleanse
from all grease Rinse in hot water.
Washing lamp chimneys by inn
mersing them in hot water makes
them brittle Steam the chimneys
over a teakettle spout and rub dry
with an old linen cloth.
Keep bowl of cold water at hand
in which to dip the hands when pick
ing over or hulling fruit for canning
Old pieces Of flannelette make fine
floor cloths and may be used tor
broom bags and mops.
To remove potato. onion and other
vegetable stains from the hands. rub
with slice of tomato.
Skim the fat off from the chicken
broth and save 1t for shortening 1t
Is fine for biscuits.
Some times it is almost impossible
to drive nail in hard wood. but If 1t
is first rubbed with soap it will slide
N much easier.
When mending holes in lace cur
tains darn shows SO painly. but
piece of lace as near like the curtain
as possible put under the hole and
lrcned down after dampening with
raw starch water will stay and be un-
noticed Trim the edges around the
hole after ironing.
All wood ashes should be saved and
put on the lawn in the fall to sweeten
the soil They are an, addition to the
garden. Dampen them before spread
ing, to keep the wind from blowing
them away.
All tubers should be put in early
enough to get a start before the hard
freezes come or there will be poor
blossoms on the tulips next spring
Watch the canned fruit. by looking
the cans over occasionally Any that
is spelling may be reclaimed by re-
heating.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Kidney secretions were In terrible
condition, was extremely nervous
and my heart palpitateda violently.
Doan's Kidney Pills relieved me and
soon my whole system was renovated. !"
when Your Back Is Lame. ,Remem-
berthe Name DOAN'S." SOC, all stores.
FosterMilburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
plstinc,tIoIn.

Senator LotsmaunWho is this Nc
Chunkerson that wants consulship.
and what claim has he on me for q
political job?
Private Secretary-He says he's the
only man who hasn't been mentioned
as a candidate for governor OF ILL.,
nois.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
since Teacher pid Not Know.

1t was in the primary class of q
graded school in western city and
the day was the 22d of February.
Now, who can tell me whose birth
day this is?" asked the teacher
A little girl arose timidly.
Well, Margaret, you may tell u.s.
said the teacher.
Nine was the unexpected reply.
Everybody's Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

1t is much easier for us to forgive
some one for being an enemy to our
friends than for being friend to our
enemy.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
A Question Of Art.

Was that play you speak of highly
artistic and poetical?" asked the one
who poses.
II don't believe it could have
been," replied the girl who is truthful
u understood and enjoyed every word
OF it."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly
cured by DR.. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar
coated granules.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Many man who claims to be aa
honest as the day is long wouldnt
want the searchlight turned on his
night record.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
In Praise Of AncIIno.

You will find angling to pc like the
virtue OF humility. which has a calm
ness OF spirit and world OF Other
blessings attendant upon it.-Izaal
Walton.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Then the article proceeds to de-
nounce Postum and works into a
fine frenzy. because we have pub
lished facts regarding the effect Of
coffee on some people.
The narrowing tale goes on.
Where a few years ago every
body drank coffee, several cups a
day, now we find in every walk In
life people who imagine they can
not drink it. (The underscoring is
Ours.) Burly blacksmiths. carpen-
tiers, laborers and athletes have dis
continued or cut down the use Of
coffee; as there is not a person
who reads this and will not be able
to find the same conditions existing
among his own circle Of acquaint-
ances, is it not well for the Brazil
ians to sit up and take notice?"
Isn't it curious these bur
ly' strong men should pick out cot
fee to imagine" about? Why not
imagine" that regular doses of
whiskey are harmful, or daily slugs
of morphine?
II imagination" makes the caf-
feline in coffee clog the liver. de-
press the heart, and steadily tear
down the nervous system, bringing
on one or more of the dozens Of
types of diseases which follow
broken-down nervous systems,
many people don't know it.
But it remained for the man who
has coffee, morphine or whiskey
to sell. to have the supreme nerve
to say: You only imagine your
disorders. Keep on buying from
mo
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Aman has reached the age of dis
erection when he is willing to admit
that other men may have opinions diff.
ferent from his without being fools.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

The public has an inconsiderate way
of remembering the prophet when the
prophecy fails, and of forgetting him
when 1t comes true
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
Wasted BLESSINGS.

Auntv (just arrived) Bless your
sweet heart!
Marie You needn't waste any OF
your blessings on him, aunty.
Aunty-Him? Who?
Marie-My former sweetheart We're
mad at each other now-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
How Fido Lost Out.

MY girl used to think lot of her
pug dog, but I've managed to get the
edge on him since we married.
How did you work it?
"Fido wouldn't eat her cooking. and
1 did"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
NEW v.loR FoR CAD BACKS.

How to Make Weak Back Better.
Women who suffer with backache,
bearing-down pains, dizziness, CON
slant, dull, tired feeling, will find
hope in the advice Of Mrs. w. B. Con-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

This Is one Of the highest. COM
pliments ever paid to the level-head-
ed, common sense OF Americans
who cut of about two hundred mil
lion pounds of coffee when they
found by actual experiment Tin the
majority of cases. that the subtle
drug caffeine, in coffee, worked dis
comfort and varying forms of dis
ease.
Some people haven't the charac-
ter to stop habit when they know
it is killing them, but it is easy
to shift from coffee to Postum, for,
when made according to directions.
1t comes to table a cup OF beverage.
seal brown color, which turns to
rich golden brown when cream is
added, and the taste is very like
the milder grades of Old Govt Java.
Postum is a veritable food-drink
and highly nourishing, containing
all the parts of wheat carefully pre-
pared to which is added about ten
per cent of New Orleans molasses.
and that is absolutely all that
Postum is made of.
Thousands of visitors to the pure
food factories see the ingredients
and how prepared. Every nook
and corner is open for every visit
or to carefully inspect. Crowds
come daily and seem to enjoy it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
snecial Talent.

Can your boy read The Had in
the original.
Not very well. But he can make
ten yards around the left end almost
every time"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
FOR fOKDs ana 6,RTV.

Hicks CAPuDINE is the best remedy-re-
lieves the achins and feverishness-cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. Its
liquid-effects immediately. l0c., 25c., and Soc.
At drug stores.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
Eoujvocal.

GLADYS can't hide the fact that she
dyes her hair yellow"
You don't suppose. do you. that
she could keep it dark?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
Superior.

Tourist You must get some bust
ness here. advertising "All the Com
forts of Home for One Dollar"
Rural Landlord-We did until the
fellow opposite opened up with None
of the Discomforts OF Home for Two
Dollars. Puck.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

but none for ourselves
-Robt Louis Stevenson
1t is wen that God answers our needs
rather than our wishes. else many OF us
would escape the hardships which have
most to do in strengthening and beauti-
flying our characters.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
hoD allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc q bottle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

practical joke is never what It's
cracked up to be.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

There are still few legitimate ways
OF acquiring wealth.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
a Failure

Has he had successful career?''
mo. He doesn't owe anybody any
money"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
Ee1x1 7z~,<e.eN-.
Nature Provides.

Nothing happens to any man which
he Is not formed by nature to bear
Marcus Aurelius.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

the foods.
Will the reader please remem-
Der, we never announce that coffee
hurts all people"
Some persons seem to have ex-
cess vitality enough to use coffee.
tobacco and whiskey for years and
apparently be none the worse. but
the number is small. and when a
sensible man or woman finds an ar
ticle acts harmfully they exercise
some degree Of intelligence by
dropping it.
We quote again from the article:
These figures are paralyzing
but correct. being taken from
Leech's statistics, recognized as
the most reliable"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
There's a Reason"

Postum Cereal Company. Limited
Battle Greek. Michigan
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17
soueIched..

Gerald What do you think OF this
recall idea. sAs
Geraldine-One call will be enough.
thank you.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Let us continue to quote from his
article.
Notwithstanding the enormous
increase in population during the
past three years, coffee shows an
appalling decrease in consumption"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Then follows a tiresome lot of
statistics which wind up by show
ing a decrease Of consumption in
two years of. in round figures, two
hundred million pounds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Here we see the cause for the at
tacks on US and the Brazilian
sneers at Americans who prefer to
use a healthful, homemade break
fast drink and incidentally keep the
money in America, rather than
send the millions to Brazil and pay
for an article that chemists class
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-11-17

Silver, Platinum, Old Jewelry, False Teeth of all
kinds. Highest prices paid. PENN SMELLING
REFINING WORKS. 006 FiIbeFt Street. Philadelphia,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-11-25

ieet, einen @influB ouf oie Cotton
preile ous5uiiben, es miiroe au6 oas
gauge Gottongei6aft bon Dem &lein=
Ganoel getrennt, mas Elm grobes
Slid iein miiroe, oenu Ser lettere
miiroe boour6 auf cine Sab So.
lis" geiteGt. SAB oles oies nur
our6 cine @ereinigung 5u erreiden
tit, lit ii6er, Ser ein5elte Sarmcr
fam ga nidts ausridten; MIN
muB iber eroBe Waiien perfiiaen
f0nnen, tpenn man etDos MAIDEN
mil. Die Sroee lit MIR, ob es ge-
llneen miro, NIT elmer iolden Ser
einigung Sen Gerletungen oes Mn-
ti=Sruiteeieees 5l enteebelt. @ie cs
beiBt, lit es nit BENT porliegenoen
8lan Der SoG, mo miro init ibnl
oas Sruiteeies nidt perleben. DC
Sroge lit ober, OF man f~iinftig I'M
me- 10 eei6idt gu mon0brieren bere
itebt uno Oh ni6t l6lieBlid ais
ser 8ereinieung tatidhlih elm ee=
fdbrlider Sruit miro, eeeen Ben
Elm gini6reiten notmenoig miro.
8orlaufig fonnen mir aaeroings.
nun miiniden DOB etmas gu 5tanoe
fame, poourd es Dem Sarmer, Dem
8roou5enten, moglid eentadt Mir.
De, einen @influB auf ben Morft
oltsauiiben. Ser iesige 3uitanoe it,
bolfspirtidoftli6, fem eeiunoer.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-11-25

lu)an9 EN- Wfonoldl, Der oert Delt<
tigen Gegenten nod europa Be-
geleltet uno in 0eutidlano uno Se=
iterreid) oos @affenbanomerf &C..
Iernt Dat, ousgeiprodene gorIiebe
iiir oieie eurppaii6en 8orbilocr
beiist, iouen Spnlpotbie : SnItintte
mie Musbiloune Der groBen Meho-
felt oes Sffi5iersforps ii1 mad So,
pan lidtea. Seoenfaus iino mte1s
als 700 in Sapall aitsgebiloete Of-
%fi5iere bereits I'M dineiii6ea Seere
mgeitelt unb meitere 80 geben N
Sapon Dem @lloe i6rer @nsbif
Dung enteegen. 9dneere 3eit pirf.
ten 5oblreide iaponiide Offi5iert
500 mld in China ieIbit oIs Mi(s,
tarlebrer. Seute lino ie6od NIL
mebr iieben BORT tatig, elmer in
aantolL elmer III @utidang uno
fiinf i'll 8aoonglu, bon oenell 5mei
Dor @noe bes Sabres beinfebre1
%iollelt, obne BOB lire Steaen 1e,i-
6eiest meroen. Gmn iino nod orel
ober bier oeutide MilitGrlebrer IN
0ienite. SIN iibrigcn fam llall
lnoeiien iagen, oaB i~o5uiaeell oas
9on5e Militdrbilolings- uu1o Musbii
ollngspeien i'm @eere uno III Ser
Oailitaridulen gegenpdrtig in Sen
9anoen bon in Sapan Gltsgebiloe-
ten @bilteien lit. Sbre Musbi[onng
1T IN Der &eeel cine cute. 81
iesen engell 8erfebr aus Der Stl.
o%iea5eit in Sapan ou1 in SCI
5eimat fort unb baben molld)e
iapaniife gigentiimlidfeiten, no.
mentlid ouh oie iapaniide Seinr-
li6feit, angenommen.a @ds ibrcn
ginflllb a~nbelangt. 10 lit es nadge,
rooe iteben6e &ebensart ~eenorben,
oaB man menig 4usiidt ouf roidle
5eforoerlng i'm d)ineiiideli Seere
beiite, nenn man niht 5u Sen i'll
Sapan @useebiloetcn 5able. Sn ser
6egel neroen beute Offisiere nit
ausldnoiider 8iIoung ernantt,
llno nit Dem alten @erfommert, 8,1
boben Stelen 2eute bon dineiild)er
@elebriamfeit ooer Sofgiinltlinge
gu e%rnen1len, lit eroBenteils &C.
brohen. @tma 80 Sffi5iere boben
lire militariihe 8iloung in Delltih-
lanb, e~beniobiele III Sranfrei6, ell
paar in 8eleien uno nod ein BOAR
in 8eit Boint in ben @ereinigten
Staaten erbalten. Son iGmnltli6pn
Sffi5ieren oes neueil Scores iiliO
penigcr als orei bonn 5unoert
Manbidn. Inter ben bo6en aom-
manooftelen IN 8cfing lino oieia
iiberbanpt iebr idmod pertreten
ltnb iie iteaen 10 menig Sffi5ier,
aipiranten, oab Die erite aus
@anbi6uleuten beitebenoe 8ipifion
aud in ben 8omnlanoeuritenen foit
nllr Gbineien 5ablt. Ser 9%ipiiions.
fommoftbeur lit elm Mann BON Ser
alten 5bule ols Sdantllna. Nrd
in Ser @aroe : 9ipifion, Die eben-
fads uripriiugli6 cine Manoidn.
Dipiiion iein iolte, beute ober eille
eemiihte Eruppe lit, oienerl melt
Sffi5iere.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-11-25
Mettete gieIe bonn sobe.

80. 8. Mof, bon Mof, Mrr.
Ilaubt, BOB er piele Menihenlebell
init i~ei1er 25iabrigclt grfabru1g
i'm Neutrality-suspicious. gerettet bat.
.@as ih immer gern tue, idreibt
or, lit u0r. Sings Nem DISCOVERY"
5l empfeblen fir olle 2ungenleioen,
grfaltungen, Grippe, &eu6bniten
lno Mltbma. @iele meiner aunoen
ueroanfen lire @eiunobeit meinem
Gat. SD BIN iiber5engt, ooB lie
oie bette Meoi5in lit fir sails nno
2ungenlciben. @s lit let6t oiele
gebanptung gu beneiien. 8eriAafft
Gil6 cine freie Brobeflai6e, ooer
SOC ooer 81 Slai6e. 8arar,
tiert BON aIlen 0ruggiiten.