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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
She Fasted AZ DAYS.

Long Beach.-Mrs. A. Albertson, wife
of Long Beach tobacconist, has solved
the high cost of living. After AZ days
of fasting, during which time, she says,
she subsisted on orange juice and dis
titled water, she ate her first meal.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
Three in Family Go Insane.

A family of two brothers and a sis
ter named Kilcullen, the eldest 25, sud
denly lost their reason the other day
in Mayo, Germany.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
Davis Of Jersey Dead.

A new aspect is given the New Jersey
senatorial fight by the announcement
that Robert Davis, democratic leader in
Hudson county, is dead.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

A Denver woman, going from home
for the day, locked everything up wen,
and for the grocer's benefit wrote on
a card: GAN out. Don't leave any
thing" This she stuck on the front
door. On her return home she found
the house ransacked and all her choicest
possessions gone. To the card on the
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
Veteran of Trepanning operation.

DR.. Darwin Colville, So years old, who
performed the first successful trepanning
operation in this country, died at his
home at Clyde, N. Y, Sunday.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

The constant drop of water wears away
the hardest stone,
The constant chewing towser masti-
Gates the toughest bone;
The constant cooling lover takes away
the blushing maid,
The constant advertiser is the one who
takes the trade.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
Rebels Hold Rnitan Island.

The island of Ruitan, off the coast Of
Honduras, is held by the Honduran
revolutionists.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

elbow much are eggs now2'
1.-TWO dollars down, and dollar Z
month until the dozen is paid for.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Hewitt-"To what do you attribute
the high cost of living7"
Jewett-"To my wife"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

who shot the red-clad hunter did not. 1t
seems. see him at all. but shot into the
bushes on seeing them disturbed.
1t is Of course impossible to determine
by what process of reasoning a full grown
man decides that a movement in the I'M
dergrowth means game, or how he con-
cludes that shot fired thus may bag
the coveted buck. Such acts cannot be
understood by the non-huntng public,
which takes 1t for granted that all hunt
ers are alike. 1t does not separate from
the hysterical class Of incompetents those
sportsmen who have hunted game all
their lives and in whose hands a gun is
NO more OF q menace to others than so
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

secretary 20 I'LL the vacancy caused by
the resignation of Mrs. l.. d. Clark The
other officers for the year are Mrs. Ben
nett. treasurer; Mrs. j. A. Edgar cor
RESPONDING secretary. and Mrs. III. ".
Easterling. vice president.
The flower mission, good literature and
calling departments were reported doing
aggressive work.
Mrs Clark, superintendent OF public
meetings. reported pans to give re-
ception to the new officers and honorary
members in the Friends Church. corner
18th and Irving streets. Monday evening.
November "a.
Mrs. Walcott was received into men,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

terially as the days pass. though that is
scarcely probable. Too many experienced
persons are abroad early In the season.
but with the approach of cooler days and
nights these will be replaced by more
veterans. from whom such inexcusable
actions are not to be expected. hence the
total may not exceed the average.
For q number Of years 1t has been the
practice of careful men to wear red
sweaters and caps while in the woods.
Although such things are repugnant to
persons who know that inconspicuous
clothing is best in approaching game.
they cannot deny that personal safety
ID Of more Importance, and they further
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

reIy on the fact that hunter IN KHAKI
who moves about frequently is more IKE,
" to brighten game than one who. IN req
sweater and cap, moves cautiously wnen
he must change his position. but remains
n,ot;onless as much of the time as pos
sible.
That a deer hunter clad in red was
killed in the Adirondacks last week VIII
90 far toward shaking the confidence OF
sportsmen in bright colors lis conceoeo'
and some of them will argue that to move
about neryously may prove to be an
additional measure Of safety. though It
frighten game away. The case In point
proves nothing, however, for the man
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15
REPORTS ARE HEARD.
Meeting of the Mount Pleasant
w. C. 7. u.

Mrs NJ. c. Bennett entertained the
members OF the Mount Pleasant w. c.
r. q. yesterday afternoon at her home.
1913 18th street.
The president, Mrs. s. Edgar Nichol-
son, who has recently returned from the
Antf-Alcoholic Conference at The Hague.
presided.
Mrs. H J. Hunt was elected recording
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

much wood and metal. A'he odium is
visited on all sportsmen. and one OF the
results is seen along every highway In
the no-shooting- allowed signs. Thousands
Of these warnings would not De In evi-
dence TODAY were it not for incompetent
gun carriers Land owners do not OBJ
ject SO much to the game sportsmen may
take from their lands as to the damage
the reckless ones may do to property ana
live stock.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15
His Justification.

From Harpers Weekly.
THE trouble with you. DOLBY said
wilkins. lis that you bother too much
over little things. 1t has become a habit
with YOU"
well. 1t would become habit with
you, too. II you had a pair OF three
month-old twins in the house." retorted
Dolby.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15
Idiots in the Woods.
From Forest and Stream.

IUW FUrest uuu StTeuIu.
The record of men killed or injured by
persons mistaking them for game is being
written in large characters thus early in
the shooting season. 1t Is to be hoped
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

berShlp.
1t was announced that a matron's gold
medal contest would be held at go 9th
street next Friday evening in charge of
Mrs. Curtis Z. Gresham, superintendent
of contest work
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

Four prize entries in our next Sunday
Magazine. Stories by Samuel Hopkins
Adamq Max MARGIN. Lille Hamilton
French and Ethel Colson. 49,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-15

It pays to read the want columns OF
The Star. Hundreds Of situations are
filed through them.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given that. pursu-
ant to section 1873 OF the City Charter
Of tn city OF klamath Falls, Oregon.
the common council will. by ofdi-
nance. on the 18th day of December.
\. ID. 1911 at u. regular meeting "
said council to be held In the council
chamber at the city hall OF the city OF
klamath Falls, Oregon, at s O'Clock
y. m. OF said day, ascertain the deficit
dcclar2 and docket the same upon
each lot. and other property affected
by the Improvement of Main street. In
Guiding intersections, from d he west
rely line OF Eleventh street to the
castcrly line OF Spring street and the
Improvement OF Spring street, includ-
ing intersections. from the southerly
line OF Main street to the southerly
llnc OF Oak avenue. running east from
Spring street, and the improvement
of Oak avenue, including intersec-
tions from the easterly line of Spring
street to the westerly line OF right OF
way and grounds OF the California
Northeastern Railway In the city OF
Klamath Falls, Oregon, heretofore au-
thorlzed by ordinance No. 1877. The
particular description OF each parcel
of land affected has been heretofore
published, pursuant to section 80 OF
said Charter. 10 which notice refer
ence is hereby made.
The common council will also at
the Time and place hereinbefore set
forth, hear aud determine any objec-
,ions to the ascsrtaining. declaring
and docketing OF said deficit. silt
7. +. NICHOLAS Police Judge.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
MAKE THIS TEST.
How to Tell " Your Hair Is Disease

How 10 Tell " Your Hair Is Oises sed
Even II you have luvurlaDt head
ug hair YOU may want to snow wheih
cr !, II In n healthy condition or not
9Sc, of the people need n hair tonic.
Iuli a hair out OF your head; II the
bu!b at the end Of the roo, Is white
aud shrunken, II proves that the hair
is diseased, and requires prompt treat
ment II its loss would be avoided. "
the bulb Is pink and full. the hair Is
healthy
We want every one whose hair. re-
auires treatment to try Rexall '03"
Hair Tonic. We promise that It shall
not cost anything II It does not give
satisfactory results, II Il designed to
overcome dandruff. relieve scalp irri-
tatlOn. TO stimulate the hair roots.
tighten the hair already In the head.
grow hair aud prevent badness.
1t IL because Of what Rexall 'p3"
Hair Tonic has done ana our sin
ccre faith In It's goodness that we
want Nyau TO try II at our risk.
Two sizes, 00c, ana $i.OO Sold
only at our store-The Rexall Store.
Star Drug Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
tNot Goal I.ands)

Department Of the Interior. Unite
States Land ONCE at LAX eview
Oregon, September 81. 1911.
Notice Is hereby given that Angus
Pleh Of klamath Falls. Oregon. who
on April 7, 1910. made timber and
stone application No. 032s5 for the
Ns SW u. So NWh. Section 8
township 81 $, range 10 u. william
cite meridian has filed notice OF In
'cn'ion 10 make final proof. to estab
iish claim TO the land above dc
'crlbed, before c. X. DeLap. count,
clerk Of klamath county. at Klamati
Falls, Oregon. on the 2gth day
December. 1911.
Claimant ncmes as wi'nesses:
Mike Motschcnbachcr Thombs
81 Slannon. Thomas O'Conneli. IIoratir
Orcm, all Of Klamath Falls. Oregon
A. W. oRTON.
I0-2o-i2-2sh Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08

III thc circuit court OF tue STATE OF
Oregon. FOR the County OF Klam.
a:h.
l.. II. Jackson. Plaintiff.
". W. Masten. Defendant.
Notice Is hereby given that by vir-
tue OF an execution duly Issued out Of
the above entitled court on the 17th
day OF October, 1911. upon Judg.
mcnt duly rendered and entered on
the 2lst day OF February. 1911. In
favor OF the above named plaintiff
and against the above named defend
ant, for the sum OF s600.56 and the
further sum OF 5000. with interest
thereon at the rate OF s per cent per
annum. from the 2lst day OF Febru-
AIRY, l9ll. which said Judgment was
on the 30th day OF September. 1911,
duly assigned to one Burge w. Ma
sor, ! did, on the 18th day of Octo-
ber. 1911, duly levy upon the follow
ing described property, to-wit: The
cgsterly nineteen feet OF lot six of
block forty-eigit. In the city OF Klam-
ath Falls. Oregon. formerly Nichols
addition to the town Of Linkville.
Oregon, and l will on Saturday. the
| 9Th day OF December, 1911. at 10
o'clock In tho forenoon OF said day. at
the front door OF the county court
house, in Klamath Falls. Oregon. sell
at public auction. to the highest and
best bidder, for cash In hand. all
The right, title and interest OF the
above named defendant, w. w. Mas
ten, In and to said premises, and also
all the right. title and interest which
said defendant, w, w. Masten. had
In or to said premises on and after
the said 21st day OF February. 1911.
together with the tenements. heredit-
aments and appurtenances thereunto
belonglng, or so much thereof as may
be necessary to satisfy such execu-
tion, costs and expenses OF sale. =
Dated at Klamath Falls, Oregon,
this 18th day of November. 1911.
w. h. BARNES.
Sheriff of Klamath County, Oregon,
by NJ. ]. BARNES, Deputy.
j 1l-1S-12-l6h
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
Herald Want Ads
MlsCELLANEOUS

INSTRUCTIONS given on all brass in
struments. Music furnished for all
occasions. A. Y. TindaI1. Herald ONCE.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
SUMMONS

In the Circuit Court Of the State Of
Oregon. for Klamath County.
Lizzie Orr, Plaintiff.
George II. Orr. Defendant.
To George II. Orr, the abOve-named
defendant:
In the name Of the State of Ore
gon: You are hereby required to ap-
pear and answer the complaint nled
against you In the above entitled suit.
on or before the S0th day OF Decem-
ber. A. D. 1911. that being the last
day within which defendant is al
lowed to answer herein, as hxed by
the order Of the court for publication
Of summons herein; and II you fail 20
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
Los ANGELES BOMB MEN
ARRESTED IN NORTHWEST
PERSISTENT i,unrur iint Schmidt nu,I
'hplnn Have been uninincd by ,,.
f"nc" Officers ~ some Cuy Il, In,
Northwest

.......-
PORTLAND, Doe, Are David
NaPIhh ana NJ. n. schmidt wanted In
'"' Angeles Tor completely In the dy-
h"ihI'lhH OF the Times building. under
hff'Ht ~ Portland or some other
N"f'hw"Bl m city, The Burns dctcc.
i've agency denied that It has any
hh""I"hG" Of their capture, but ad-
mli''d that III" men ar" being looked
ior' In the managers opinion they
are IN the MIddl' West under sur.
'''''''''.
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'''' WV "''' nave p''i arrested nm
WV "S'""''" ih'h'h 10 ma" th'ir ldch-
Ivy '"r w. l'il' b'ihE II Is well
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08

| to appear and answer, the plaintiff
VIII apply TO the court for the relief
prayed for In the complaint filed
herein, TO wit: For decree and or
der Of the court: That tho bonds OF
matrlmony now existing between
plaintiff and defendant be forever dis
solved; that plaintiff have the custody
OF the minor child, Rebccca. Orr, OF
plalntif and defendant; that defend
ant pay the sum Of fifteen dollars per
month for the support OF said child;
that defendant be restrained from In
any manner interfering with the per-
conal liberty OF the plaintiff or said
minor child or plaintiffs custody of
said child; and for such other relief
as to the court shall seem Just and
proper.
This summons Is published In the
Evening Herald. a daily newspaper
published at Klamath Falls. In Klam-
ath county, Oregon, by order Of the
Honorable Henry l.. Benson, Judge Of
said circuit court, dated November
10th, 1911, directing such summons
to be SO published once a week .or
six consecutive weeks.
Date OF first publication hereof Is
November 16, a. d. 1911.
G. c. BROWER.
ii-16-12-29b Atty for PlaIntih.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
SIlERIFF"S SALE

In the Circuit Court OF the State OF
Oregon. FOR the County Of Klam.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08
LAUGH ON DETECTIVES
PtNNEO IN BY CHINESE
Portland Snick"rs Over Dilemma Of
Couple or Municipal Hawk ksiiaws,
Who Walk Into Mnntrap Set for
Them by Celestial Gamblers.
United Press Service

PORTLAND. Dec. S.--All Portland
IL snIck ring today over her intelll.
gent detectives. two of whom walked
INTO n mantrap set by willy Chinese
gamblers.
For half an hour they pounded on
The iron, electrically worked, locked
doors trying TO get out OF narrow
room In which they found themselves
Finally they gave up and prepared
10 die horrible deaths by starvation
ana possible torture at the hands OF
,hc Chinese. Then they thought TO
us" n telephone hanging on the wall.
They were released at midnight By
brother officers.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08

II YOU want n flne diamond ! have
them. II you are going TO spend your
money YOU should get something OF
worth. You'll not bust the record on
a hobbyhorse. nor will you bust the
record II YOU buy poor diamonds when
II comes to getting your moneys
wCrth out OF II again.
6.it Mediation.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Second. hand
Store. cor. OF 7th and Main, buys.
sells and trades household goods.
clothing. shoes, .Jcis guns, etc. Lave
your order for expert sewing machine
and organ repair work. Satisfaction
Guaranteed. Phone 313. C-H
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08

KODAK FINTsHIN0---first class anu
prompt results by Frank Duncan.
over First National bank. or leave or.
ders at Little Book store. two doors
west OF postofice.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-08

Are yon interested IN KLAMATH
COUNTY? II so, see the stephens.
iiunter Realty Co. They have some
'ood bargains
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
An Experts Opinion.

A student In n medical college. while
learning the use of the ophthalmo
scope. was told to examine a mans
eye and report upon the condition or
1t. The doctorto-be adjusted the in
strument and looked long searchingly
into the subjects left optic. most
remarkable" he calculated. with a sur
prised look. Readjusting the opthalmo-
scope, he again carefully scrutinized
the eye. Very extraordinary indeed. I"
he exclaimed. 81 never heard of such
an eye. This mEst be some new dis
ease. Have you ever had an experts
opinion OF it,"
"Once," was the laconic reply. The
NAH who put 1t in said 1t was a fine
bit of glass"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
GOOD COOPERATION.

Spokane, WASH. Has Novel Idea Of
Keeping City In Good Condition.
Carrying Out their idea Of obtaining
. closer cooperation OF all city de-
partments on all matters. the city com
missioners Of Spokane. Wash. have es-
tablished an innovation In the way OF
general report system which re-
Quires inspectors Of one department
to report not only what they find In
need Of repair coming under the super
vision OF their own chief. but matters
concerning all other departments.
For instance, water Inspector who
finds an insanitary yard OF a bad
sidewalk will have to report 1t. This
sort Of cooperation Is expected to lie
q material assistance
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Watch Your Kidneys

Their action controls 20 ur health
Read what Foley Kidney Pills have
done for your neighbor. Mrs. H. w.
Alien, Quincy, ILL.,, says: About q
year ago my Kidneys began botherirg
me. had a swelling In my ankles and
limbs, then headaches and nervous dir
zy spells. and later severe backaches
was getting worse. when | began TAX
ing Foley idney Pills. 1 kept on tax
ing them until | was once mere freed of
all kidney trouble and suffering. l have
great deal to thank Foley Kidney
Pills for and shall always recomInend 4
Them" b. Fl. Cornell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
A Singing Rebuke.

what was that horrid Mrs. Sympe-
sum saying about meg" asked Mrs.
Gygues-
IL hate to tell you. DEAR" answered
Mrs. Jahnsenn. ''It was so horrid.'
Il know 1t was. but what was itr'
well. she said you were a perfect
fright. But I gave her a rebuke that
she won't forget In a hurry"
Good for you. dearie! What did you
sayr
81 told her that there was nothing
perfect In this world" - Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
WARS.

Wherever there is war there
must be injustice on one side or on
both. There have been wars
which were little more than trial. Of
strength between friendly nation,
and in which the injustice was not
to each other. but to the God who
gave them life. But in a malignant
war there is injustice of ignobler kind
at once to God and man which
must be stemmed for both their
sakes.-John Ruskin.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Hard to Move In Russia.

An American wished to move from
the principal hotel In ST. Petersburg to
smaller hotel around the corner. He
came down with his bag packed ready
to 60 Sorry" said the manager. but
you cannot leave this hotel or register
at another hotel until we get your pass.
port from the police, and that will take
a day and night. You must go
through exactly the same procedure as
III you were leaving the country"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
A Hard Road 70 IrauAI.

A drunken man whom a friend was
trying to bring to his home some miles
away was constantly crossing from
one side of the road to the other. so
his friend said to him. Come on,
Pat-come on; the road is long" 'I
know 1t is long" said Pat. but 1t isn't
the length of it. but the breadth of it,
that's killing me."-Le Fann's Irish
Life"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Always.

Time haunted her. She laughed at
him. she resorted TO a thousand devices
whereby TO discomfort him. but he was
not TO be shaken Off. At length she
lost her temper.
Cant you see." she Jared out re-
luctantly. that there's no room for
you where beauty dwells?"
There is always" Time rejoined
touching his scythe significantly, room
for one moweri"-Puck.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Hay Fever and Summer Cold>

Must be relieved quickly and Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound will do it.
E. M. Stewart. 1904 Wolfram ST. Chica-
go, writes: 81 have been greatly trou.
bled during the hot summer months
with Hay Fever and find that by using
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound /
get great relief" Many others who
suffer similarly will be glad to benefit
by MIR. Stewert's experience. b. II.
Corral
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Kidney Diseases Are Durable

Under certain conditions. The right
medicine must be taken before the
disease has progressed too far. Mr..
Perry A. Pitman, Dale, Tex, says: g!
was down In bed for -four months with
kidney and bladder trouble and gail
stones. One bottle of Folev's Kidney
RemeGy cured me well and sound -
Ask for it. b. Fl. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Use Aliens Foot Ease

The antiseptic pow1er to shake into
the shoes. Makes tight or Lew shoes
feel easy. Relieves painful, swollen,
tender, sweating, aching feet and takes
the sting out Of corns and bunions. Sold
everywhere, 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Sample free. Address Al
len s. Olmsted. Leroy. N Y
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
No Use Sending Him Away.

81 met your husband yesterday. He
isn't looking at all well. Why don't
you urge him to go abroad and try tho
baths somewhere?"
Dear me. it's almost impossible to
get him 20 battle at home."-Clevelapd
plain Dealer
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
Hard to Satisfy.

Broker TO wealthy but stingy CLIENT
Glad you did so well with those
shares told you TO buy. Client-Why,
lost pot of money over them.
Broker-What! You bought at two and
sold at seven, didn't you? Client-Aye.
But they went up to ten after!-Lon-
don Punch
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-07-12
OF Couree.

"An the defendants they've brought
before us so far" said TN first jury
man In the criminal court, appear t.
be so thin and miserable"
YES" replied the other, NATURALLY
they have pinched look."-Philadel
phia Press.