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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-31
SOCIAL NOTES
Of Newark and the Suburbs

K. Hepler, of Orange; Mrs. George
Harrington and Mrs. George Hedden'
of East orange; Mrs. A. A. SPAIN,
Mrs. Josephine Morrison and Mrs.
George Thorn, of this city.
-
Mrs. Thomas A. Edison. OF Level
Ign Park, West Orange, will be hostess
this afternoon at the annual meeting
of the Woman's Exchange of the Or
anges. Reports of the years work will
be read and officers elected. The bust
ness session will be followed by an
informal reception.
=
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Tyson Gooct. of
R%idgewood road, South Orange, enter
tanned as their weekend guest MIR.
Archibald Irwin, of the British West
Indies.
A golf putting contest will be- played
County Country Club and those of the
Morris County Club on tho lattsrts
grounds at Morristown on Novs1a-
Der 10.
=
Announcement has been made ofptlre
engagement of Miss Bertha Bradner,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert D.
Bradner. of Clifton avenue, this city,
to Mr.. Arthur Thompson, son OF Mr..
and Mrs. James Thompson, of Mt.
Prosnact avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis NJ. Thomas Of
South Ninth street, this city, are-so-
journing in Bermuda.
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TIE PEOPLES
PRSsT9N

The STAR extends the privilege
of these columns to the public and
invites signed communications of
not more than one hundred words
treating of topics of the hour.
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DINNER STORIES.


Two young Americans touring Italy
for the first time stopped off one night
at Pisa. where they fell in with a con-
vivial party at n cafe.
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Just By the Way


ave a fine sense of honor


Il have a fine sense of honor"
Have, eh?"
Yes, l always hesitate quite a while
before | do a mean thing"
Artificial.
Shameless hussyl She can lie with
out changing color"
"Of course. You can't expect her to
change her color right before folks
can your
says she knows he Will not firt after
she weds him. and hat doesn't mean
she has complete faith in him.
When Little Jack Horner begins
sticking in his thumb some plums are
glad they had the foresight to turn to
prunes
The girl who hesitates is lost, and
when she doesn't hesitate some guy is
lost.
English caddies have gone on a strike
because the fashionable golfers indulge
in profane talk on the golf course. This
raises a tense situation. for without
either caddies or cussing, golf would be
toll.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-31

Going hilariously home. one pushed
the other against a building and held
him there.
Great heavens" cried the man next
the wall, suddenly glancing up at the
structure above him. See what we're
doing!"
Both roistercrs fed. 1t was the Lean
ing Tower.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-31

TODAY IN HISTORY.

October 81, 1862. Lieutenant-C Colonel
of Morgan's raiders,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-31
Was He Sat on.

A little yearning is a dangerous
thing.
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Professor and Mrs. Frank H. Han
son, of Heller parkway, this city. are
entertaining Mrs. Hanson's brother, the
Rev. Monroe J. Wynans, of Foxboro,
Mass.
Mr.. Thomas Worsely. his daughter.
Mrs. William Clark, and Miss Beatrice
Clark. of johnson avenue, this city,
have returned from a trip to Wappin-
gers Falls, VT; Poughkeepsie and
Newburgh, n. Y.
Mrs. Samuel Henderson, of 81 Wash
ington terrace, East Orange, will be
hostess this afternoon at the first meet
ing of the season of the Terrace Bridge
Club.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edmund Conant, who
have been visiting the latter's mother,
Mrs. Robert ". Hawkesworth, of East
Orange, have returned to their home on
seeley avenue, Arlington.
DR.. n Mrs. Frederic Humphreys
have issued invitations TO many of the
younger set of New York and Morris
town for a masquerade dance to be
given at the Morris Country Golf Club
on November s.
Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Van Clief,
jr., of this city, gave a dance last night
in Davis's parlors in honor of their
daughter, Miss Olive Van Clief. Mrs.
Van Clief and Miss Van Clief were as
sisted in receiving by Mrs. William
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are not all there is Of war, but that
bonfire has it's uses also.
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Yes, l always hesitate quite a while
before | do a mean thing"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Louis NJ. Thomas Of
South Ninth street, this city, are 60
journing in Bermuda.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-31

Is at least in its present form, when New Jersey shall have
amended its Constitution so as TO give women the ballot,
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
Entitled to Thorn.

After the new arrival had registered
the hotel clerk looked down the page
and read Jeremiah Great Chap
xxx, Sxeezixville."
"What do all those KS mean after
your name" queried the officer.
'"rhat means a lot" explained the
new arrival. I'm ex-school director,
ex.township trustee. ex-county commits
sioner and ex-mayor. see?"-Exchangc
Transparent.
The teacher was giving the Juvenile
class an object lesson ON the word
transparent" She told them water
and glass were transparent, because
one can see through them. then asked
them to name something else that was
transparent. One little fellow prompt
~ raised his hand.
"Well. Alvin. what is it?" she asked.
"A hole!' was the unexpected reply.
Chicago News.
Marenso.
In the battle Of Marengo $4,000 men
participated. and of that number 49,.
600 were killed or wounded. about %
per cent. Napoleon thought Marengo
his greatest victory. He always kept
throughout life the uniform he wore
on that day.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
The Microbes Serenade.

A lovely nicrobe met by chance
At q swagger bacteroidal dance
A proud bacillian belle. and she
Was first Of the anilnalculae.
OF organism saccllnrine,
She was the protoplas.nic queen,
Tie microscopical pride and pet
OF the biological snlartcst set,
And so this infnitesilnal swain
Evolved pleading low refrain:
20 lovely metanorpnic germ.
What futile scientific term
Can we'll describe your many charms?
Come TO these embryonic arms,
Then HE away to my cellular home
And be my little d:atoin!"
Ills epitheliun1 burned with love.
He sNore by molecules above
She'd be his own gregarious mate
Or else he would disln:eyrate
This a'norous mite Of a parasite
Pursued the germ both day and night
And meath her window often played
This Darwin HUXLEY sere,lade-
He'd MARBLE to her every day
This rhizopodical roundclay:
20 most prinordial type of spore,
never met your like before!
And, though inicrobe has no heart,
From you. sweet germ, Ill never part.
Well sit beneath some fungous growth
Till dissolution claims us both!"
George AIDE.
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Rehearsed.

Charles-When I asked her II she
would be mine she put her arms
around my neck and whispered that
she was so happy.
Amy-Yes, that il what she told me
she was going to do. and. what's more,
I happen to know that she has been
practicing it with Cousin Tom for ever
and ever SO long.-New York Journal.
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One Lie All the Time,

Satan-I have called you in to ex.
plain this peculiar record. You are re-
corded witt the same lie 10000 times
This is the only sin you have commit
ted. ! am curious to know why you
told this same lie so many times.
New Arrival-Well. your majesty,
It's this way: My wife is very fat. and
every time we passed woman who
was the least bit plump she would
say, "Am / as fat as that?' And l al
ways replied, mercy. my dear: nor
Puck.
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Al Nest Point.

The Pretty Visitor-And who is that
handsome officer?
The Gay Cadet-That is.the fencing
master.
The P. v.-Oh. yes. He's the one
who instructs you in picket duty, what?
cleveland Leader.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
Lueretia Reraia.

II think" said Lucrezia Bcrgia calm.
~ as she administered dose Of ia.
maica ginger to her suffering spouse
II think shall devote the most of my
time this summer to writing my me-
moirs."
"Good!" groaned the sufferer be.
tween spasms. II was afraid. my dear.
that you were contemplating the prep.
aration Of a cookbook"
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Not So Brave.

HE was certainly brave to crawl
under the bed and engage in life
and death struggle with that burglar.
"When he crawled under the bed
he thought the burglar was in the
basement. Houston Post
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A Journalists "copy."

The late Mr.. Levy Of the London
Telegraph once asked G. A. Sala II he
had any objection to his copy being
edited in the Office. Mr.. Levy" he
replied. II am like butcher. sell
you so much meat. To me it ia a mat
ter Of profound Indifference whether
.you serve 1t fried. boiled or roasted. .
-"Recollections of Mrs. 7. +. O'Con-
nor"
Any New Methodist
"Ain't 1t strange tn way Kelly beats
his wife?" Il dunno. Flow does he
DO itY~Clevelaud Leader.
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Seems Reasonable.

ITO settle dispute said the caller.
II wish you would tell me what mad.
der u.s."
"Madder." answered the information
editor. lis pigment the artists use
when they wish to produce what is
called a riot Of color."- Chicago Rec.
ord-Herald
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Realism.

Realism.
"That actress sheds real tears at
every performance"
Eyes, she is moved by her deep sym.
he gives up real Observation-Disclosures
Star.
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For Good Of tho Community.

'Have you ever done anything for
the good Of the community" asked
the solid citizen Of the weary way
farer.
eyes," replied the weary wayfarer
''I've Just done a month";"
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
A Little KNOWLEDGE.

~ &III'0 N5UW1eV3S'
DR.. Marcus Herr Of Berlin Is credit.
ed with saying to patient who read
medical books diligently in order te
prescribe for himself: BE careful, my
friend. Some day you'll die Of mis-
print."-Buffalo Commercial.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
Unhappy Title,

Tess-Mad at him? Why. he wrote
a lovely poem to her.
Jess-Yes. but she never read it.
When she saw the title of 1t she tore
the whole thing up in n fit of anger.
You see, he called 1t Lines OH Mabels
Face."-Catholic Standard and Times
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
Sour Orange Trees.

Trees bearing sour oranges have
grown wild in the Florida swamps for
hundreds of years.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
JULY FOURTH 1911
AT
ST. IGNATIUS, MONTANA

The residents of ST. gnatius extend to one and all
most cordial invitation to be present Bring your lunch
baskets and help make this the biggest Fourth of July Cee
braton held on the Reservation.
PROGRAM OF THE DAY
Music during the day by the Mission Band.
1000-Base ball. Mission Reds Moese Valley team $25
to winner.
n:oo-War dance Members Of the following tribes will
take part in this spectacular dance: Flatheads
Pend d GRIZZLIES, Kootenias and Nez Perces.
10000 yard dash. Winner SIS: second ST.
1850 yard dash for boys IL years of age and under
Winner 81; second SOC.
1880 yard sack race open ALL Winner $2 second ST.
l:20-1O0 yard dash. Winner SIS; second So.
1890 yard dash for girls under Is years of age Win
ner 81; second 5Oc.
1850 yard three-legged race. Winner "a.
1:45-One-quarter mile Winner So; second 3d.
1850 yard dash for all girls Winner So; second ST.
20O5 yard dash for boys under Is years of age Winner
ST. second Soc
205-50 yard fat weight be over 220 lbs
Winner So; second ST.
2C-One mile relay race each one-fourth mile four
teams. Winner $40; no second prize
215-Greased pole. Winner S.
230-War and squaw dances.
300-Band concert by the Mission band.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16

Jamaica's Rainfall 10 Peculiar.
The annual rainfall in Jamaica Is
nearly twice "a great on one part Of
the island az on another. The average
10 COLT Inches.
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Nav ia kAr.

"Miss," began the polite agent,
"could sell you patent vacuum
cleaner?"
"No, sir" responded the new maid
forcibly. 1--WE don't keep a vacuum
here."-Chicago News.
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Some Evidences.

Some Evidences.
Mrs. Dashaway-She's rather SEN
sible sort of girl. isn't she? Mrs.
Gnaggs-1 fancy she must be. At any
rate. she has never married. -Philadel.
phia Record.
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COMMITTEES

GENERAL-P. c. Thompson, G. H. Beckwith, " A.
Mccormack.
RAC1NG-W. H. Meglasson, Rube Dishrnon, Sol Lemery
David Dowd VIM Ducharme, D. Dorio.
BASE BALL-John Dishmon George Ketchum Peter
WAR DANCE Chief Ki-Ki-She, Chief Ionic Joseph
Chief G. Mulmon Frank Ashley A. B. Beckwth, Frank
Ducharme.
JUDGES-H H. Gobe George Lindsay, Joseph Mich
aud Joe Deschamps Chas. W. Donnay Bert Lsh Gustave
Dubrille.
STARTERS-George Ketchum, Ed. Deschamps, George
Buckhouse.
CLERK OF COURSE Addison K Lusk
HORSE RACING
Only horses belonging on the Reservation will be per-
mitted to
400Onequarter mile running for 2yr olds S. so
to enter $3.50 added Winner two-thrds second
one-thrd.
415One mile race trot pace for green horses First
heat; best two in three heats SIS to enter SIS
added. Winner wothirds; second one-third. Sec
ond heat 4:45 third heat 5;45
4O-Onequarer mile race, open to Indian riders and
horses Winner SIS; second $3.50.
435-Onequarter mile pony for boys under IT, Win
$3.50; second 81.
4:45Second heat trotting race.
5:00-One:haf mile running race $3.50 to enter, $3.50
added. Winner thirds second one third.
5:15-One mile cowboy One-half mile and return
Horses to be saddled by rider after signal to start
has been given. Rider to hold own horse No hook
cinches to be used. Horses to be saddled at start
ing Winner $10 second S..
5:45-Third heat trotting race.
7:00-The Great Indian Stick Came Flatheads and Pend
d Orelle VS. Kootenia and Nez Perez.
7:30-Chantng Parade. The Indians will appear in full
regalla and war paint
900-The Historic Indian Parade at the Indian Encamp-
ment grounds.
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His View

Woggs-Wherc was your son edu.
Gated!
Boggs-He wasn't. He went to col
lege; that's all.--Judge.
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All Prizes VIII be paid IN cash Immediately after each
event.
All entries for must be handed in v A. Nc
Cormack treasurer before 10 m morning of the Fourth.
No contestant will be allowed enter any unless his
entry has been received before 10 M, the day Of the
Fourth Contestants in horse accompany their
entry with fee.
All contestants will be notified in advance of their race
and unless they at starting point in time will lie
run without them.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-06-16
Tho simpIe LIE

Tho Simple Life.
Mrs. Knicker-Yo will have to get
up to light the fire.
Knicker-Unnecessary. my dear: I
never smoke before breakfast.-New
York Sun.
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Qu|Ps

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Beyond Words.

Beyond Words.
Doctor-Are you Ill? Let me see
your tongue.
Poet-Ah. It Is no use! No tongue
can tell how bad feel.-Columbia
Jester.
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What He Ran To.

What He Ran To.
Bill-What Il Gins favorite cereal:
Jill-Wild oats, Yonkers
Statesman.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1911-09-07
LAFE AND THE GRAPES.

LATE Young says in his Des Moines
Capital: THE politicians have never
added anything to the commerce of
the country. AS rule it is their
business to tear down instead of
building up. The congress which has
just adjourned has been destructive
congress. 1t would be great salts
faction to the business of the country
if congress did not meet again in
four years. There is too much gov
eminent, too many laws. Govern
ment that should be an incident in
human life has grown to be part of
it's purpose"
LATE seems to be deficient in the
sense of humor, and everybody
knows he is suffering from a chronic
case of sour grapes. He says there
is too much government, and last
winter he all but broke his neck try
ing to get into the national senate in
order to give the country more gov
eminent. Failing to get the grapes,
he now says they are sour. If LATE
had succeeded in his desperate at
tempt to break into the senate do
you think he would now be saying
that congress should not meet again
in four years? Not on your tintype.
County Herald.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1911-09-07
WHY, MIR. PRESIDENT?

Iowa Homestead: In vetoing the
bill providing for reduction of the
tariff on raw and wooden products,
President Taft gave the following as
the principal reason for his action:
There is no public exigency re-
curing the revision of the schedule
X in August without adequate infor-
nation rather than in December next
with such information. December
was the time fixed by both parties in
the last congress for the submission
of adequate information upon sched-
ule X with a view to its amendment.
Certainly the public veal is better
preserved by delaying ninety days in
order to do justice, and make such
a reduction as shall be proper than
now blndly to enact a law which may
seriously injure the industries in
volved and the business Of the coun-
try in general
Without regards to the merits or
dement's of the wool revision bill,
The Homestead would like to ask
President Taft the following ques-
tions:
What public eXigency required has
ty action on Canadian reciprocity in
July, without adequate information
which the president assures the pub
lie will be forthcoming from a COM
mission of experts in December?
WI by was it necessary to browbeat,
cudgel, cajole, threaten, promise,
plead and eXpostulate with congress
to compel it TO pass bill which takes
the tariff off the things the farmers
produces, when all sorts Of argument
and patronage are necessary to keep
congress from taking the tariff off
the things which the farmer buys?
Why is it right to force Canadian
reciprocity on 33,00O,O0O American
farmers, when it is conceded that
their prosperity is threatened by this
action, when it is wrong to force tar
if revision on 100000 wool grow
ers and workers?
Why should the farmer stand the
burden of a protective policy while he
is struggling toward a condition of
prosperity, and just as he reaches the
point where protection will help in
stead of hinder him, remove that pro-
lection?
Why should 100000 American
ldfulefS D0 uldue W suffer U0CduS6
the entrenched interests, which are
already reaping immense returns
from their investments, desire to get
rich still quicker at the expense of
the public?
Why should petty, peanut politics
be played when what the country
needs and demands is patriotic
craftsmanship?
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1911-09-07

passing an antitrust bill. The de-
cision Of the supreme court in the
Standard Oil and tobacco cases so
impaired the present antitrust law
that additional legislation is impera-
lively necessary. This subject ought
to have been taken up at once. 1t
causes uneasiness among the rank
and file of the party to see so many
democratic leaders in Washington
apparently Indifferent to the appall-
ing depredations of the trusts. The
regular session will doubtless take
up this subject and the party will be
greatly disappointed if the house
fails to propose some radical meas
ure for the relief Of the public.
The fifth mistake made by the
house was in permitting a secret eau
Gus to control legislation. Caucuses
should be public, at least the de-
cisions arrived at should be a matter
of record-and there is no reason why
the proceedings should not be report
ed. There are signs of a change in
this respect and it is to be hoped that
democrats will remove this serious
cause Of criticism by abolishing the
secret caucus.
Here is the balance sheet and 1t
makes most excellent showing for
one session. May the next session
be even better.-The Commoner
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1911-09-07
Laxative Sent
Free to Try

It may be taken for granted that
there is no family of any size that
goes very long without needing lax
alive. If you don't know of good
laxative, or the laxative you are using
is losing its effect, we want to call
your attention to DR.. Caldwells Syrup
Pepsin, which thousands of families
are using successfully.
We have scores of letters from moth
ers, and scores from prominent men
saying they are using it personally and
giving it to their families. men like Mr..
House, Pine Bluff, Ark, and Mr.. George
B. Turner, a lawyer Of Harlan, Ky. The
thousands of mothers who use it them
selves and give it to their children
would take too much space to mention
The reason they prefer Syrup Pepsin
is that it Is mild, gentle oo iaxat! We
yet so mild that babies can take it: Its
and strengthen the stomach and bow
ell muscles SO that they again do their
victim Of salts, pills and strong cathar-
tics you will discard them when you
once use Syrup Pepsin.
You can buy fifty cent or one dol
doing so you may want to try it free.
If so, send your address to DR.. Cald-
we'll and he will promptly forward
free sample bottle. Then. being con-
WINGED, do as others are doing and buy
it in the regular way of your favorite
druggist.
DR.. Caldwell does not feel that the
purchase Of his remedy ends his obli-
cation. He has specialized in stomach,
liver and bowel diseases for over forty
years and will be pleased to give the
reader any advice on the subject free
of charge. All are welcome to write
him. Whether for the medical advice
or the free sample address him DR..
W. B. Caldwell. 4e2 Caldwell building.
Monticello, ILL.,
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1911-09-07
RESULTS OF ADMISSION.

One important result of the admis-
sion of Arizona and New Mexico will
be the increase of six in the member
ship OF the electoral college, making
33l, with 266 necessary for a choice.
Again, the membership of the SEN
ate will be increased by four, making
the total ninety-six. And, as there
seems probability that all will be
democrats, the republican majority
in the senate is likely to be reduced
to only about four.
Further, the admission Of the two
states will remove from the coun-
try's map, from ocean to ocean, the
last of the territories.
Hawaii retains the territorial form
OF government. The Philippines,
Alaska, the Panama canal "zone''
and Porto Rico are dependencies"
The District of Columbia has a form
of government all it's own. The last
of the territories on the continent
become states.