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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-12-16
Tonain Rnli.h

Six large green tomatoes, four small
or three large onions. two peppcrs. ous
red and one green. Chop an fine
Add cup raisIns chopped TUT in
kettle with u duart vinegar. two cnps
brown sugar one OF white: n table
spoonful mustard seed and one "
ground cloves Boil until soft. Have
chopped fine twelve large sour apples
Add and let come 10 boil.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-12-16
Pumpkin Pie.

Mix one and one-half cups stewed
pumpkin with a beaten egg. tea.
spoonful cornstarch. two-thlrds cup
brown sugar. teaspoon of cinnamon,
onehalf teaspoon OF nutmeg. one-half
teaspoon OF salt one.half teaspoon OF
ginger, dash OF pepper and two cups
OF rich milk. Scald the milk first and
let a bit OF butter melt in IL while
scaldlng. Bike with one crust till
firm I'm the center and brown on top.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-12-16
No Rlushas.

WHEY Why didn't you stop IN M
the drug store yesterday and re, The
things ! asked you TO?
Hubby-Well. my dear. remember.
ed that promised you never Ia do
anything 10 bring blush to your
cheek. -Philadelphia Times.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-12-16
The Two Rivals.

THE middleman ought to he elm
mated II we want 10 lower the nrrc
OF necessaries'
I'm other words. n we eliminate IN,
middleman IL will be easier fo prnvid,
for the inner man Houston DaiA
Post.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-12-16
esther o.

Il can't dramatlze this book"
why not"
THE story has no action 70 speak
or"
Hold on. You have got hold Of the
wrong book. This il the patent office
report - Louisville Courier.Journnl
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-12-16

Giles-Tnkc TWO letters from mon.
ey" and zone" viii he left.
Miles-Is that ioerf
yes"
We'll. ! know fellow who .onk
money from two letters. aud il was
no Joke. lie got Twelve months in
Jail" Rystander.
The evening world., 1911-09-11

OBERT w. BRUERE makes n
X strong plea for the prevention or
infant mortality. lie says that
275.O No babies die each year In this coun-
try. and that half OF them perish un-
necessarily. Mr.. Bruoro is director OF
the American Association for the Study
and Prevention of Infant Mortality. and
he reports many facts and suggestions
In the Woman's Home Companion. On
the chcapness OF human ne In general
he tells the following:
"pr. Greasy l.. Wilbur. chief statisti-
clan of the Bureau OF tho Census In
Washington. tells a story taken from
court records. which fairly typifes our
attitude toward vital statistics.
Farmer Hadley.' he said. of Indi-
ana. on dying. left his valuable farm In
trust To his unthrifty son, to become the
property OF his granddaughter on her
twenty-frst birthday. The girl had bee1
told the date OF her birth, and when her
t~wenty-frst anniversary. as she sup
posed. came around. she claimed her IN.
heritance. hut her father refused TO
surrender the farm. asserting that she
The evening world., 1911-09-11
Cows Birthday More Important
Than Girls.

was only nineteen. The dispute was
taken into court. The family Rible was
appealed to. but the page for births and
deaths was blank. The father had rem
dorcd no report 10 the town authorities
the family doctor was dead. Finally q
neIghbor remembered that a certain
COW. much priced by the grandfather.
had given birth TO n calf on the very day
when tho girl was born. and ne could
swear TO IT," Perhaps. the cour opined,
the grandfather hal recorded the birth
OF the calf?
The old farm book. carefully pre-.
served In the family strong box. sus-
tanned the Judges theory: all the cir
cunstances OF the calf's birth were
fully recorded. And thus the birthday.
OF the human being was At length e.
tablished'
Talk about the registration OF births
in the United States" exciaims DR..
Wilbur, why. for not much more than
ono half OF the total population is there
a fairly accurate registration OF deaths.
to say nothing OF births OF which We
have nowhere in the country reliable or
complete information"
The evening world., 1911-09-11
New Style Notes.

other pretty fun arrangement Of sheer
lace. ~
Uncut velvet II largely used. both =.
miiliners and d~ressmskers. II 10 shown
In various hlgh-class novelties. and
promises to be very popular the coming
season.
A pretty nnish for tho front Of the
lace euimpe 10 . narrow double frni Of
ne, or lace separated by a hand Of
beading through which Is drawn velvst
ribbon.
sou,achs braiding. which has already
had q long vogue. has apparently lost
none Of lie popularity. Many Of the
new models shov . profuss use OF this
trimming. In tailored suits II appears
IN both skirts and Jackets IN the form
Of pansi-like motifs. Afternoon dresses
! are adorned with II and the sheer chif-
fons are snecuvely braided in sold and
silver soutaohs.
A nowiy imported model which en-
phasixes the now Oriental trend Of fash
ion has the foundation Of Ia 81 Indian
red veiied with bright blue chiffon en-
broidered in q floral pattern with dull
blue and mauve silk floss M dark blue
wooden beads. A band Of v~aricolored
striped silk forms . foot-band simulat-
ing an under-pctticoat.
The bodice 10 made up In tho front
double ossing ana tho kimono sleeves
have tho flowing drapery effect. both
Characteristic features OF the now fash
ionable East Indian attire.
The evening world., 1911-09-11
THE N NOW r.
x ~
Story Of an Amateur Socialist That
Has a Happy Ending.

Il seems. Then II we consider the prop
osltion that things are, not what they
seem,' why
But this Is heresy. and not poesy. We
WOO the sweet nymph Algebra: we
would conduct you into the presence OF
the elusive. seductive. pursued. satisfy
ing, mysterious X.
Not long before the beginning OF his
century. Septimus Kinsolving. an old
New Yorker. invented an idea He or
~iginated the discovery that bread is
made from four and not from wheat
futures. Perceiving hat the flour crop
was short, and that the stock Exchange
was having no perceptible effect on the
growing wheat. Mr.. kinsolving cor-
nered the four market.
The result was that when you or my
IandIady (before the war she never had
to turn e hand TO anything: South
erners accommodated) bought a Ave-
cent loaf OF bread you laid down an
additional two cents. which went to
Mr. K%insoivins As a testimonial to his
p~erspicacity.
The evening world., 1911-09-11

a NEW model In black n white
IN fpulard has three single ooS
pleated trals about three inches
IN width, at the foot of the skirt.
These are bound at both edges with
bright green sik. The very low. round
neck OF the bodice aud the elbow
sleeves have the same nnish. Each frill
has a tiny heading. and all In all this
trimming In exceptionally neat.
A costume In navy blue has n round
ed front sailor collar n turn-back
cuffs OF white hcmstitched chiffon. ana
over this hsmstitched navy blue ohinon
40 adjusted as to show Just the hem OF
the white. A graduated side frill fast
ened under tho one-sided revers 10 In
the same double effect.
The soft. cnnginG crepe Do Chine 10
becoming n favoritc material for foun-
dalton and Innings. Naturally that hAv-
ing a high iustre surface II prefsrabls.
Il Ia especially Desirable for coats and
NANTES.
A pretty frHl may be made by TUCK
ing tho net horizontally TO within two
inches OF tho edge. thus forming a rufie
edge. which may be finished on with
narrow Valerciennes lace.
The favor accorded the side frill has
Increased tho popularity OF ali Jabots.
md so the woman who does not like the
side effect will be signaliy fashionable
II she makes up a cascade Jaoot or any
The evening world., 1911-09-11

A second result WAS that Mr.. Kan
solving Quit the game with 100000
prof-er-rake-of.
Mr.. K~insolvins's 0on Dan w~s at COL
lege whom the mathematical experiment
In b~readstuffs was made. Dan came
home during vacation and found me old
gentleman in q red dressing gown rad
Ing Little Dorrit" o. ths porch OF his
eetifhabls red br4ok mansion IN Wash
ington Square He had retired rom
business with enough extra two-cent
pieces from bread buyers TO reach, II
laid side by side. fifteen times around
the earth ana lap as far a. h public
debt of Paraguay.
Dan shook hands with his father, and
hurried over to Greenwich Village 20
zee his old high school friend. Kenwitx.
Dan had always admired Kenwitz.
Kenwitz was pale, cu~rly-haired, intense.
serious. mathematical, studious. altru-
istic, socialistic and the natural foe Of
%ollgarchies. Kenwitz had foreeons col
lege. and was learning matchmaking In
his fathers jewelry store.
Dan was smiling. jovial. Easy tenn
pered and tolerant alike Of kings and
ragpickers. The two foregathered Joy
ously. being oppositcs. And then Dan
went back to college. and Kenwitz to
his mainsprinGs-and to his private
library In the rear OF the jewelry chop.
Four years later Dan came back to
Washington Square with the accumu-
lations Of n. A. and two years OF
| Europe thick upon him. He took a
fllal look at Septimus KinsolvinG's
elaborate tombstone In Greenwood. and
n tedious excursion through typewritten
documents with the family lawyer. and
then. feeling himself a lonely and
hopeless millionaire. hurried down TO
the old Jewelry store across sixth
venue
Kenwltz unscrcwed a ~magnifytng glass
from his eye. routed out his parent
from a dlngy rear room. and abandoned
the Interior OF watches for outdoors. He
went with Dan. and they sat on n
bench I'm Washington Square. Dan
had not changed much; he was stall.
wart. and had a dignity that was In
clined to relax into a grin. kenwlt
was more serious. more intense. more
learned, philosophical and src!a!!s.!c.
II know about It now" said Dan,
finally. II pumped It out OF the eminent
legal lights that turned over TO me poor
old dads collection of bonds and Doodle.
II amounts to 81, 900, on. Ken. And I am
told that he squeezed II out OF the
chaps that pay their pennies for loaves
OF bread at the little bakeries around
the corner. You've studied economics.
Dan. and you know all about monopo-
lies. and the masses. M octopuses. and
tho rights Of laboring people. l never
thought about those things before. Foot
bail and trying TO be white with my
fellow-man were about the extent Of my
college curriculum.
The evening world., 1911-09-11
$&

-
I hardly know what 10 40 with so much
money"
Her eyes turned. brightly soft. In the
direction OF Dan. a little pink spot
came out on her round. pale cheek.
Kenwi,s chuckled like a. dlabol!c
raven.
Miss Boyne." he said, '1et me pre-
sen, Mr.. Kinsolving. the son OF the man
who nut bread I'd I'VE years ago. He
thinks he would Ike 10 do something
to aid those who we're inconvenience
hy that ACT" y
The smile left the young woman's face.
sh. ro.. and pointed her forennser %
ward tho door This ,ins she looked
HinSolvinx stra,ght In the eye. but Il
was no, a look that rave delight
Tho two men vent down into var1ck
street. Kenyitz. letting all his pessim-
,sm and rancor and hatred OF the octo-
,u. cnre 10 the ,~nrfnc.. xibed A, :hs
monevcd side OF his friend in an acrfd
The evening world., 1911-09-11

-lHE poet Longfellow-or was Il
Confuclus. the inventor OF
wisdom ?-remarked:
Life IL real. life Is earnest:
- And things are not what they
SEEM"
A. mathematics are-or Is; thanks,
old subscribcr!-the only just rule by
which questions of life can be measured.
let US, by all means. adjust our theme
to the straight edge and the balanced
column OF the great goddess Two-and-
Two-Makes-Four. FIgures-unassailable
sums In addition-shall be set over
against whatever opposing element
there may be.
4 mathematician, after scanning the
above two lines of poetry. would say:
"Ahem! young gentlemen. II we assume
that x plus-that In. that life is real
then things TALL OF which life includes)
are real. Anything that Is real Is what
The evening world., 1911-09-11

orr how dad made his money I've been
thinking. I'd Like awfully we'll to pay
back those chaps who had to give up
too much o for bread. know It
would buck the line Of my income for
a good many yards, but I'd NIKE TO
make Il square with en-. Is there any
way Il can b done. old Ways and
Means9"
The evening world., 1911-09-11
ga% 9. HENRY'S LAST AND BEST SHORT STORIES sE

Of the buffers and hand EN- back the
right change. Thsre's an awful lot OF
'em buying bread all me time. Funny
taste they have-I cared for bread
especially. except for . toasted cracker
with the Roousfort But We might md
q few OF 'sm n chuck some OF DADS
cash bach where II oame from. ia feel
better U I could. II sssms tough for
people TO be held up for Q z thins
The evening world., 1911-09-11

Door rsastsd thouSandfoid TO their
harm. You DO not understand. You
do not So how hopeless 10 your desire
to make restitution. Not In q single tn
stance can u be done"
BACK up y~niosopherr' saAd Dan.
The penny has no sorrow that the
dollar cannot heal"
MOI IN one instance" rspsatea Ken
WITS. Il wNi give you one. and ~ -
The evening world., 1911-09-11
Ehke New Pl%MS
XSFX "Speed" %N
MGk Play for MGX
UYS Automobile FIends. A@sW
az CHARLES

INTER the "au.o"a as ne villain! In crankng up Speed" fr theategNrs
"a with gasoline in their veins, Lee Wilson Dodd la painted the motor car a
- deyrsh red, making II q modern provence o n the villain n smokes
cigarettes and shoots his cuffs at the auaktng heroine.
To 10 strictly accurate, IN mechanical william at thu Comedy Theatre on sat
vrday night didn't dash In and collide with the cenue of the stage. It val heard
The evening world., 1911-09-11

see. Thomas Boyne had a little bakery
over there In Varick street. lie sold
bread to the poorest people. When the
price or Hour went up he had to raise
the price Of bread. HIS customers were
too poor to pay II. Boyne's business
failed and he lost his $1,000 capital-ali
he had In the world
Dan kinsolying struck the park bench
a mighty blow with his fist.
III accept the instance" he cried.
Take me to Boyne, I win repay his
thousand dollars n buy him q new
bakery"
Write your check" said Kenwitz.
without moving. and then begin to
write checks In payment of the train of
consequences. Draw the next one for
The evening world., 1911-09-11

copyrishtei by Doubleday, Parc 4 Col
~ b publistrd In book form after Sept. "a.
The evening world., 1911-09-11

hi, mi seen atouplng lust
m,,s,a. and m,ktng enough
mir. 20 break IN. sullivan
Ia 10 7, threatened the peace
ord ,ann,ne.s q, Edwin Wise
Jassun and h,s wife. Edwin
MA. Anything bu, wise. while
nj. w,fs was a little fool who
h..ervod 20 be n,aced in a
,onn..u for observation.
r,,.r IN mi. automobile
r,d.aon community there can
u..,. .,un.,hv r,,., mar
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16
@rdIoent Salt nno Die
&eli9ion.

Sag Unite + Erait0ent, obmobl er
ltl1itarier lit, Sic @eligion ldast un0
iibt, fat er oe5 Sefteren beuieien.
Sefal1nt lit ia Sic Ibatiade, baB er an
eil1en1 beiben Sonntage 0es lebten
Sommers gum @ottesoieni It in ieiner
Stride geben mollte, 0ieielbe aber &C.
idlollen fa110. Ct iudte Damn Elm
anoeres 8%ottesbaus auf uno genitgte
ihlieBiih ieir1er 9on1tagspflidt in
elmer gpiseopalfirde. @enn e5 i6nr
a6er nt0glid lit, geht ct ieSen Cont
tag sum- Gottesoienit u1o 5por, nie ct
eir1etn Stuoiengeno1len iogte, iomoAl
Se5 geiipiels ba(fer, ols o1h aus lie
~6er5euglng BON ser Notbugnoigfeit
praftiider &eligionsii6uatg. S1rtereI-
Iort uro be5eiGneno iino folgenoe
Ieuberungel1 bes Nraiioe11ten iiber
SEN @ertb Ser Neligion, mie lie BON
0en erpdbnte1 gt1otengenolien, &eo.
6. S. Garter int uGongregationaliit
ans Gbriitian @orl0" angefibrt mer=
SEN:
nSe0en Counting, tpenn ib bon Ser
Stride nad @auie fomme, ntitebt IN
mir Sos @efiib1, baB Sic gtun6e mobl
oerbradt m11r0e, sic Gtun6e, "a Ser
Menid b0bere 3inge arbort, iiber Sic
ct nad0enfen mag. Sd mohte fei=
nem Menlden SOS Stdrfungsmittel
(Sonie), Sic stiibe u1o Sic Snipira=
tion raltben, sic ibm aus Ser mpiti=
lden Seite Ser gteligion 5ltfomn1en
m6gen. Mdnner bon e6ler Gent
fungsart fin0en @ertbiddbutg au9
IN 6em @eiite, Ser firdlidlen Geremo-
MEN 5u grunoe liegt. Die @offnung
6es 2an6es berltbt ouf SEN Mdnnern,
oener sic l1eber5el1grng elmer b6be=
rem Madt 6os @efiibl BON Berant-
mortung un6 zines Mltruismlts Bel
elmer Mbtpe ienbeit bon @%eIbituberbee
bung ertbeilt."
uno meiter: n@er in ser drifti-
den Civilization sic ~betpegenoe &raft
Ser 2ebren @briiti ablel1gnea1 mo1te,
miiBte ein Narr fein." - Die Mii-
iionare betrodtet Erdi. Soft aIs noie
gorpoiten ser Gipiliiation. - vDie
l1e5er5eugung unierer b0beren gipi-
liiation fam jenen Meniden bloB
6urd Ste MiiIindre beigebradt per-
Sen, neil 6teIe aus aItrriitiiden. Be
meegriin6en mirfen 1n6 uniere bod-
item S6ea1e, iotpie &edt 1tno @ered-
tiafeit in Ser 6anobabung Ser &egie-
r%11ngsgepnIt b%ertreten."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16
@mnSerboaer sorpeoo slid.

SIN MilHuiie anein left ser Gorpe-
90 elettriide Slid, Elm &atenfiId nit
eigener &raft. Dieielben b%ernrogen
etnen eleftriiden stoB gu geben dbn-
lid Sem zines 2epoen Cones, un6 Ser
Ielbe lit fart genug, fih einem 5peer
mtt5utbeilen, menn lie unter oem @ai,
Ter %getroffen merben. Ser STOP 1T
eil1 unongenebmer, ober Sem Manne
nidt gefdbrIid. go 11ngeu6bnIid iit
o1rd sic &raft bes Slides berpor-
gebradte Seniation, 6oB Senono, ser
es etnmal empf1tn0en, es ME pieoer
pergiBt = geraoe pie ser @eriud oes
beribmten @oloen Grain Self giers,
Ser gleidfaIs gerne in grinnerung
qebradt miro. 8u faufen Bel q. 5.
8eber, Mgent, ct. CLOUD, Minn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

2es anoben Mppetit lit bdufig Sic
l1rlafe BON Shreden. @enn SIR Ell
men iolden Mppetit 6abt, nebmt Giant
berlain's Sablette. Sic er5eugen ntdt
blob ei1en g%ell1noen Mppetit, lon0ern
itdrfen Sen Magen u10 mod)en es ibnr
moglid1, mieoer natiirlid SIT arbeiten.
3u fal1f en bei aQen M%pptbefern.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16
Mu5 aber Ser HrQiiSeut BON Sci

@as aber Ser NrGiiSeut BON ser
fatbollihen Heligion benft, fat er mie=
Serbolt erflGrt. Ma1 %erinnere liA nur
an feline Sheilnalme u11O HeDe beim
Sltbilaltm Ses Cardinals Gibbons.
sl6er Qud auf ieiner iiinaiten groBen
Geoetoltr fat er 6fters ieiner 0ie5be-
5ilgliden lle6er5el1gung pffen Mu5=
0rllf Derlieben. Sn elmer MdSfe1t=
academic i'm @eiten iaqte er ). s.:
Sc 6eliere aotholifen i9r 6obt, lint
10 6elIere MT1erifaner 6abt i6r." 9ie=
les @ort mar gemiB nidt blpb als
leere NbraIe ge0nht.
Il15 al 0ieIe1 Melt5erlngen inns
aus Sem go1t5en @e11e6n1en Ses YrG=
IiSentel1 ge6t mehr as ae1,iigen0 her=
Dor, oaB CT ei1l religi65 g%eiinnter
Mo1rn lit uno Sen Mertd Ser Ne(igion
5u iddhen meiB. Wie fleil1lif1 inns
ln1oerit610Iih erideirt oagegen 0o5
gcne1u1aa mat1der GerriGer ltno ser
~fat6olildel1" Nraii0el1ten BON Tronf-
reid inns Nort1gol, melfJe entfpeoer
fire Neligior niht Dor Sent Go(fe Be-
fennen ooer oielelbe mit teuf lildem
Solie perfolgen o0er berfolgen Iaiien.
Sic iagen 1a6rrh Sen GIFT ab, cuff
Sem iie iiten. Inter iolden ltmitan-
Sen fann man itd mohrlid gratuli-
rem, 6aB man in Mmerifa Ieben 6arf.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

Gerihmenoet gl1er Gels nidt 0urd
oas &oltf en bon itarfenoen Gflaltern.
Ghamberloin's Ointment lit bil(iger
uno beiier. 6eltd)tet Elm stiif sSla=
reu 6an1it an un6 binoet 6asieIbe iiber
Sic a11gegrifFenen Sbeile, lr15 es mir6
Dem Sd1ner5 uno 6os @eb beieitigen.
gu faltfen bei ouen Mpothefern.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

Sic $ ait p d Gin &na=
BE lebnt iid) in einem Sbeater in ser
oberlten @alerie mdbren6 elmer 8or=
ltelung uber sic 8riiitung, befam 6as
ltebergemiht unS i%tiir5te binab. Gein
5artlider @oter neben ibrn REF linn
nad: uMauidel, berlier' mer Sc nbr
nidt!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

3arte MnipieIung. -
5hmiegerlobn (5u ieiner leit einige11
@oden bei linn altf 9eiud m%eilenoen
Shmiegern1utter)@: u@as ilrhen Sic
5enr, liebe 5~hniegermatter? giel=
leid)t Elm goursbud?!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16
@mmortFit1eS.

@erfanglide 5rage. =
&ertbeioiger gu bem Ingeflagten:
.@as meineu Sic, babe i'd nt4t fir
Sic gelproden, nls Oh Sic mein etge-
ner Sobn mdren?"
Mngctlagter: ~Sit 0as au9 Jon
2ump, 9err Goftor?"
gtmasmager.- geil1d: Sea,
lieber 6rel1no, u%nterbolten buben MIR
1tr1s iest lange ge1tug, mie mare es
oenn MIN nit elmer fleinen grfri=
ldltng?"
9ausoiener: v@emiB, mer0e TO-
glei9 Elm 6enlter offnen."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

Muh einSro II. = rNein, SEN
Mmtsrihter beiratfe ih nidt, ser bat
ia brenneno rot6e 9Qare!!"
rWqs madt SOS? 9aIt gu nidt
ben1erft, Sob lie i6n1 bereits aasse=
benz"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16
ner Grnu einen &oien auf oen SiidJ
legte."

le9Ie.
Sn Ser Glen e. - Bauer:
5afra! @eitern bab' / Dem Serrn
9farrer periproden, nimmer 5'rauf'n,
uno beut mdbl'n + mi gum 8oritano
bonn 8ergniigungs-8 erein!"
+. @emiiienbaft. = Hrdiioent:
Sic meroen gu 5ebn Snbren 3u&t-
bous perurtbeilt. Saben Sic nod et-
mas gu bemerfen?"
Mngeflngter: nSSa, i4 modte bitten,
meiner Mlten iagen gu laiien, oaB iie
NIT Sem Mittageiien nidt gu marten
bra11dt."
@ubnesgiIo.- &ihter: vSie
iouen Sbren Mitarbeiter nit elmer
Mi1tgabel beorobt baben?"
Mngeflagter: IS mo, Serr &idter,
Sic Miitgubel bat er iid aus Sen SIM
germ gelogen."
0epIucirt.-u@ie gebt es 6enn
Ieinem Sohn?"
SD oo1fe. er fat 5mar lange Der
geblid Inn cine griiten5 gefampft,
ober lett er unter Sic Tlieger gegan=
qen lit, bat er feiten 8o6en unter SEN
0iiben."
GineGor II If TIC e. 2ieute=
nant: uMenn Sic midi abmeilen,
theuerite Mol1o, meroe id ME Elm an=
oeres M1od1en Iieben."
Mib Multo (aus 9ollarifa): Limb
merm ih Sbnen nidt abueile = tpie
ounn?"
Mnoer 9. - 2an0ratb Gin
elmer @o5lre0e): Sic fennen MIDI,
meme &erren, Sic miiien, ih min tm=
mer MIR ous Cute, oas @elte -"
giner (alts SEM Hublifum): Set
itimmt, aber mir mone of NAL mat
Blttes"
Shlimm.- SEQ, mar 0as Tlt=
blifl1m geitern iehr begeiitert bon ST.
REM Gpiel?"
ugoloiiol! Mls ih gegen gn0e 0es
erlten Mctes logte, ih miiroe midi er=
trGnfen, 0a ituno 6os gan5e &ubli=
fun auf uro' ihrie e%initimmtg:z Bra.
Dol"
Sic @au pt a d e.-gin &na=
BE lebnt iid) in einem 5beater in ser
oberiten @alerie mdbreno elmer @or=
Itelung iiber sic 8riiitung, befam 6as
II, Lo.@,L4 ..-S f4r~,4o L.roL Go,.,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

Starter @inf. = Staotiiher
@ell1h hei Sem 8utsbeliter: uMh,
mos Sa5 feline Spanferfel nett iit!. .
Alidlt nohr. nenn oas ei11mal groB lit
ur1o qeid}1ohtet miro, ifiden Sic mir
ein flei11es Mnoenfen BON 0em Sbier=
de11,"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

3eritreut. = vSa oieie fatale
53%er7treutheit! 9enfen Sic, neulih ge=
He i] SIR Sug6 un0 nerge1Ie mein &C.
mehr!"
Sunn merften Sie's 6enn?"
uNtdt cher, als Big i9 lpdter met
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

Merfmiir5iq. - @ater altf
oos thermometer blideno): uSeltte
lit nel1n 8rao."
S0bnden: Gas lit elm merfmiir=
5iger Gag. Gonlt lit ia neun u1=
groS."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

Muth. - Sorob 6u ihrer Mlst
ter): ,6eute merbe id n1einem grau
tigam ielblt etpas foden!"
Ml1tter: v9utt, fat 0as &in5 Golt
rage."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-11-16

SIN Ser aIem e. - 8uuer:
5afra! @eitern bab' / Dem Serrn
Hfarrer periproden, nimuner 5'raufn,
uno beut mdbl'n + mi gum Boritano
bonn @ergniigungs- 8erein!"