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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15
M. H. & E. Railroad Time Table
at Hartford, Ky. \

az HdILIUIu, N.Y.
l.. && N. time card effective Monday
Aug. 21st.
No. 112 North Bound due 7:19 a. m.
daily except Sunday.
No. ia North Bound due S:4O p. m
daily except Sunday.
No. 115 South Bound due S:45 a. m
daily except Sunday.
No. 113 South Bound due LAC m.
daily except Sunday.
H. e. MISCHKE Agt.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs Fred Cooper left Tues
day afternoon 10 attend the State
Fair at Louisville.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. Lewis t. Riley left this week
for Elkton, KY, where he has en-.
tered the Vanderbilt Training School.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mrs. w. T. Woodward left Tuesday
where she visited her sen, Mr.. Paul
Woodward and family, and also her
husband, who is engaged in the car
pentry business in that city.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. A. c. Acton, of the firm Of
Likens & Acton, attended the state
Fair at Louisville this week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Judge John B. Wilson left Tuesday
for Olaton and other points in the
county, where he will do some survey
ing
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. Douglas d. Felix 1eft yesterday
for Lexington, where he will resume
his studies in Kentucky State Und-
versity.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. Frank G. FOrtman Geft Mon
day morning ON the M. H. and E.
for Cynthiana, Ky, where ha will
be engaged in the railroad wonk, bein
connected with the civil engineers de-
lpartment.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Let us show you our School
Shoes and Clothing.
CARSON & co.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

The Washington base ball team de-
feated team made up of Hartford
boys, but not regular players, here
Saturday afternoon. Score rs TO z.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15
BARNARD G. co.

Mrs. Voolfolk Barrow and two child
rem returned Sunday to their home a
Lexington, after spending severa
days here with the formers parents
Hon. and Mrs. II. p. Taylor.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Miss Fannye Whittinghill, of near
Fordsvi.ae, arrived Wednesday and
will do s.enogaphic work here for q
lfew days.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

to james Hudson and the second to
Mrs. Wade Daniel.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

]. F. Casebir & Co., Funeral Di-
rectors and Embalmers. All calls
promptly and carefully attended to-,
day or night. Both telephones.
TT Beaver Dam, Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Users OF carbon paper should try
the famous Echo" carbon paper.
Guaranteed the best paper on the
market. Sold by The Hartford Re-
publican. ATT.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mrs. w. r. Hedrick Is visiting her
brother, Mr.. A. s. Tanner, of Pleas
ant Ridge, this week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Schroeters Floating Studio win not
be here after Sept. u. If you want
good pictures made, better do 1T
NOW" So c~
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. e s. Mauzy, of Beaver Dam was
a caller at this office yesterday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Miss Hettia Riley has r5turned from
Madisonville. where she was the
guest of Miss Robbie Barnard, and
Miss Ruth Thomas
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. l.. G. Acton, of Sulphur Springs
visited his brother. A. G. Acton, this
week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. Martin Thomas, salesman for
Fair & Co., let yesterday to visit his
brother, Mr.. j. P. Thomas, of LOUIS
vile, and attend the State Fair.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

For Sale-Good Mich Cow, C. q.
Smith, Hartford, Ky. stz
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

/. Supt. Henry Leach rs out of town
this week visiting schools and those
who have business at his office are
requested TO call Saturday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Col. and Mrs. T. ]. Smith received
a telegram Monday afternoon from
Mr.. and Mis-. Orville Bennett, of Law
ton. Okla. stating that a little girl
had arrived at their house, and had
bsen christenad Nancy Ellen. Mrs.
Bennett is the daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Smith.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr. w. F. Schapmire transacte
business in Dundee, Tuesday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

FAN Millinery arriving. Miss Ger
trude Wright is again at Barnard 4
Co.'S. IL ..i syt
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

| Miss Lilhe Burton has returned
from an extensive visit with her cous-
in, Mrs ]. w. Newland, of Pleasant
| Hill, Ohio.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Insist on your friends trading al
Fairs, gather the coupons and win
the piano.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

We have new Clothing. new
Shoes. new Hats, new Dress Goods
and Notions. CARSON & 90.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. Roy Bennett who has been in
the School of journalism at the Uni
versity of Missouri, Columbia. Mo-,
for the past two yeans visited friends
here Saturday and Sunday and left
Tuesday for Lexington, where he
viii spend year in the Kentucky
State University.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Buttons-of your own material
any size, flap or oval top, while you
wait or mailed anywhere in tbs
u. S. A.-20c dozen.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15
, OHIO COUNTY DRUG co.

New shipment Warmers Rust
Proof CorSets-the best Corsst in
the world. A shape for any figure.
Barnard & Co. sell tham, delivered
to any address.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Typewriter paper in all grades. type
writer ribbons and carbon paper for
sale all the time at The Republican
office. ,cr 44tf.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Miss Alice Keown has accepted pc
sitlon as teaeher for the school near
Duluehunst, and began her work on
the 4th inst.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. R. B. Thomson, OF Horton, wa
a pleasant caller at this office Mon
day. t 4h. .reste
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

New Suits for Ladies at Carson &
Cos.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Ladies' Atwood Suits, Satin hn-
ed, $1,000. Wonderful values, al
Barnard & Co.'S.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. 2. Wayne Griffin, who has beel
in the Southern states for several
weeks in the interest of Bayless Bros
of Louisville, lis spending this we9k
with his family here.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

An instrument worth working Tor
Fairs Piano which thsy are going
to give away.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Get our. cut-rate prices on Patent
Medicines and Prescriptions before
going elsewhere. We can save you
money.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

FAIRS prices are right and Vi
plano coupons ara given to you G
every cash purchase.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

When you need drugs OF amy kind
please don't forget TfiE OHIO OOUN-
TY DRUG CO.. has the quality and
the price Is right also 5tf
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

The funeral of the little son of Mr
and Mrs. Van Oller. who was burned
to dsath last spring. win be prcach-
ed at Oak Grove Schoolhouse, two
mikes from Cromwell. KY, on Orom-
we'll and Select Road. by Raw. Birch
Shields. next Sunday afternoon al
3 O'Clock. ALI are invited to be PRES
ent, especially the relatives of the
dec sased boy.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15


ONLY z MORE DAYS IN WHICH
10 GET TIIE HARTFORD REPUB-
IICAN OR HERALD FOR A YEAR
WITH EACH $500 PAIR OF SPEC
rACLESa COME NOW. ]. b. TAP
PAN. JEwELDR. AND OPnCLAN,
HARTFORD, ky. stf
The annual colt. show and barbecue
given at Horton last Saturday by
Thomson Bios. Yves largely attended.
and a most remarkable showing Of
this years colts were made. The first
prize for colt was awarded TO
Mrs. Angelina Leach. The SIC
ond TO Richard Plummcr. The
first premium Cor mule was awarded
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15
Hartford Republican.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER Is.
IIlInolsCentralRailroad--Time
Table.
At Beaver Dam Ky.

Nor,h Rouud, south Bound.
No lso dine O5 am. No. l21 duel1:s5 a. m.
No. Iaaduel2:2sp m. No. Io1 due 2:4s p. m.
10. Ioa due s;4s D. IN. No. 1s1 due s:55 ?. IN
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Why darni Wear Barnard q COS
Wunderhose- $100 for four paar'
Guaranteed 4 months.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

The Brooks comet. which as.non-
omers have be,n watching for SOME
time, may now be seen by the nal0ad
eye, though 1t Is yet rather dim. On
the nth of this month 1t Will make
Its nsarost approach 60 the Garth LAS
1t will be 100000 miles off th,re
is no gnsat danger that IT will ct
the woods afipe, or SINCE the hair or
the back OF the dogs that howl in
the back yard.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

We are now prepared 10 supply
your needs with new goods.
CARSON & 90.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-15

Mr.. Ernest Field, OF Lafayette. La,
and Mr.. Joshua Field. Of Port Arthur
Texas. arrived Wednesday afternoon
for a visit hers with their relatives.
Both OF the young men formerly re-
sided here. but for sometime have
been engaged in railroad and banking
respectfully. and have been quite
successful in their work. and hold lu-
cnative positions.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
Is the Sunflower a Weed? It's Up to
the Kansas Farmer

That pertinent question, SIS the
sunfiower a weed?" has finally been
put up to the University of Kansas
for settlement.
'sThe farmer is the final arbiter, -
says F. FL. Billings, professor of Bota-
ny. sit is he who decides when a
flower becomes a weed. No court,
nor University nor botanist can make
the decision. When a flower ham
perS the farmer in his work or has a
pernicious effect on his crops, it be-
comes weed.'
Thus does the University graceful
ly side-step and refer the case back
to the farmer.
The controversy grew out of an eff
fort of the Kansas City health de-
partment to have the sunfiowers on a
vacant lot cut down, on the ground
that they were weeds. The owner, a
Kansan, protested and carried the
case to the courts.-Un University Bulle-
tin, October End.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
University Seeking Cause os PelIasra

Dr. S. J. Crumbine, dean of the
University School of Medicine, and
Prof. S. j. Hunter of the Department
of Entomology, will go to Yates Center
next week to investigate a case of
pellagra that has just been reported
to the State Board of Health. The
University is pushing forward its in
vestigations into the cause of this
disease and is conducting laboratory
experiments and Investigations at Os-
wego and other favorable localities.
The theory that the disease is con-
veyed by the sand fly is not yet prov
ed though generally adopted. Prof.
Hunter and his assistants have made
collections of these insects in the
field. The evidence against the fly is
not conclusive since the organism
causing the disease and supposed to
be conveyed by the fly has not yet
been discovered as in the case of
sleeping sickness and some other dis
eases formerly of mysterious origin
University Bulletin, October End.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

Get your hay at Courtney's ware
house at 75c per bale. III. j. Simpson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

You often hear people talk about
Opportunity knocking at ones door.
In theory it is all right, but lots of
times when Opportunity knocks it is
only to leave gold brick. More than
one poor devil has jumped up and
rushed to the door on hearing the
knock and grabbed the brick Opper-
tunity has all kinds of packages to
distribute. Some of them you want
to let alone. If you are out hustling
in the vineyard when Opportunity
knocks at your humble door, you
won't lose anything. The fellow who
lays around all day waiting for OPP
portunity is the one who gets stung.
Waiting for Opportunity is a good
deal like taking milk pail and going
out into the pasture and sitting on a
stone and waiting for the old brindle
COW to. back up to you to be MIXED.
Every fellow who has gold brick to
sell masquerades under the guise of
Opportunity. They knock and knock,
and eventually some sucker comes to
the door. There are as many coun-
terfeit Opportunities as there are
bogus gold mines. If you are indus
trious, honest and fair you won't
have to wait for the knock of Oppor-
tunity before you find a guide to
show you the way to Easy street.
Deacon Walker in Osborne Farmer
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

The door of the depot being open,
the lecturer noticed lonely woman,
apparently the wife of a mountaineer,
sitting in the waiting room. A COM
pany of young men were smoking in
the same room.
s'Do you permit smoking in the
waiting rooms'' he asked the agent
who stood outside on the platform.
mo. indeed he said. ssIf. there
is anyone smoking in the white folks
room. III stop them in a minute
The lecturer went into the room to
tell the woman that the nuisance
would be stopped shortly, as he had
reported it to the official
''Oh, thank you, sub, in her rich
Southern dialect. ''But the smokin's
all right, sub, 1 smokes myself once
in awhile
Wa-Keeney. October u.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
Find Remains of Three-roed Horse

Among the new specimens on dis
play at he-museum of the Universi-
ty of Kansas are the skull and leg of
the three-toed horse, fossil remains
so rare that the American museum
in New York has spent $50, 900 in the
effort to secure complete skeleton.
The specimens at the University
were discovered this summer in the
northeastern part of Colorado by a
company or collectors under the di-
rection of III. t. Martin, assistant
curator of the Unsversity collections
inpaleontoiogy.- university Bulletin
October End.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
Two Car Loads of American Standard
Bibles

A shipment of two car loads of BIZ
bles containing 25, 900 volumes was
recently forwarded to San Francisco
via the Lackawana, the Northwest
ern and the Union Pacific roads.
This is said to be the largest ship
ment of any single book ever made at
one time.
These Bibles were consigned to the
National Gideon Society during the
recent session of the International
Sunday School Convention at San
Francisco, a prominent feature of
which was the parade in which TO-
600 "Gideons" took part. Each pa
raider carried Bible. This society
is the official organization of the
Christian Travelling Mems associa-
tion of America and has for its OBJ
ject the placing of Bible in every
room of overy hotel in America.
During the convention these Bibles
formed gigantic pyramid upon the
convention platform and after adj
journment, were distributed in the
rooms of the various hotels for the
use of guests.
The members of the society in the
larger cities along the line of ship
ment were supplied in advance with
a schedule and at number of places
appropriate ceremonies were held
while the cars were enroute. Not
withstanding this, the schedule was
maintained and the shipment arriv-
ed at its destination on time.
This was the largest single ship
ment ever made of the English Bible
"A book which, Macaulay says,
s'if everything else in our language
should perish, would alone suffice to
show the extent of its beauty and
power"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
Kansas City Market Report

Kansas City Stock Yards, October
3, 1911. Cattle receipts to-day
amounted to 10000 head, including
2,05O calves, which added to the 81
600 head which came in yesterday,
made the largest two days run of the
year. OF the total yesterday 1000
were calves. Some prime fed steers
sold strong to-day, tops making $500,
and the worst name the market got
from anybody in authority was
steady to weak. This indicates
creditable expansion in the outlet,
especially when it is considered that
big proportion of the run bears the
stamp of the final clean up or tail
end of herds. Half the receipts in
the native division are stockers and
week to buy this kind. Not that
prices are going to break, for SO far
there is no sign of this, but simply
that if cattle for the country cannot
be bought worth the money on the
biggest runs that are likely to ap-
pear during the fall, surely there will
be no bargains when the run drops
off. However, dealers figure on two
more weeks of heavy supplies. The
short fed delegation sells at $3.50 to
1925, native grass steers at S4.O0 to
S7.O0. Old Mexicos from Kansas at
S3. 80 to 81. 40, grass cows $500 to S4.-
IS, veal calves $500 to $3.50, bulls So
90 to $3.50, stock steers $3.50 to S5. so,
feeders S4.35 to 80, stock cows and
heiferS $500 to $3.50. A big run of
quarantined cattle has arrived this
week, market steady on light steers
and cows, about 10 lower on heavy
steers. Quality has been only medi-
um, steer sales at s.. IS to $500. PAN
handle cows are coming freely, a
shade lower this week, sales at So so
to 81. 25. A few Colorados were here
yesterday, cows $3.50, feeders S5. 35.
+ Hogs receipts today here are IL, 900
head which is 5000 short of the early
estimate. The market started out
strong, but took an cratic turn and
finished five lower in spite of the de-
crease from the estimate. Shippers
have not been very active lately, be-
cause of liberal hog supplies at Buffa-
10, Pittsburg and other eastern
points Tops sold at $3.50 to-day,
bulk s6.25 to s6.45. Pigs are half a
dollar higher than week ago, and
fewer are coming, range 81. .25 to 1925.
Universal complaint of hog cholera
is heard, particularly in parts of Illi-
nois. 1t is said Sangamon county in
that state alone has lost so, 900 hogs
this fall.
! Sheep runs are moderate here this
week, but the northwest is still pour
ing them into the northern mark
cts and prices are barely steady in
consequence. Run is 11,OO0 here to-
day, best lambs worth So. 10, yearlings
$3.50 to $50. wethers $3.50 to s4.25,
ewes 1928 to S4.O0, breeding and feed
ing ewes $3.50 to s4.OO, feeding lambs
S4.90 to S5.15. Fat lambs are one
dollar lower than year ago. Native
lambs usually lack quality and gener-
ally sell half dollar under top range
| lambs.
j. A. Rickart,
| Market Corresponden mt.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
In Menoriam

Charles Blair Shade was born Feb
ruary %, 1874, i'll Altoona, Blair
county, Pa, and died September 80,
day.
He died at the home of E. A. Jew
ell in Riverside township, Trego
county, Kansas.
On November 1, 1898, he enlisted in
company NJ, Goth U. S. infantry at
Fort Leavenworth, was honorably
discharged at Nagasaki, Japan, No
vember l, 1901. During his service
in the Philippines he took part in
several battles among which was the
capture of Santa-Anna and capture of
Pasig.
He was married to Elizabeth Hum
erick, December 81, 1905, at Smith
Centey, Kans Five children were
born to this union all of whom sur
vive him; he also leaves his parents,
four brothers and one sister to mourn
his loss.
He came to Kansas when he was
5 years old and lived in the state un-
til his death except when in the
army.
He joined the Baptist church in
Hays, Kan, several years ago which
he was member at the time of his
death.
In the passing of Mr.. Shade his
family loses 4 kind and loving hus-
band and father, and the community
loses a good citizen and an honest
man.
Funeral services were held at the
home of E. A. Jewell by Rev. Dodge
of Brownell, Kans., October ,, 1911,
and interment was made at Wa-Kee-
ney cemetery, October 3, 1911. X
Get your hay at Courtney's ware
house at 75c per bale. III. j. Simpson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

The second number of the course of
entertainments will be given next
Thursday evening, October 12 This
is the lecture by Paul F. Voelker
(Velker), the biggest little man on
the American platform. Patrons
should remember that the lecture
will begin at SIS, not $50. If any
holder of a season ticket is unable to
attend he should arrange to send
some other person in his stead. All
these lectures and entertainments
are worth while and there should be
no vacant seats. There are yet
number of desirable seats for sale.
Reserved seat tickets for the remain
ing seven numbers of the course only
81 for adults or S1.5O to pupils of the
public schools; single admission SO
and 35 cents. at the drug store.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
Notice to Club Members

Monday night, October 9, at the
club rooms, meeting is called for
the purpose of adopting bylaws and
forming a permanent organization.
All members come prepared to sign
the bylaws and pay entry fee.
By order of directors.
j. III. HICKMAN,
President.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07
Wanted

100 head of horses to pasture for the
winter; plenty of good buffalo grass
and running water; no loco. Price
so cents per head. Write or come
and see me at Banner, Kansas.
30-tf. w. J. Dillon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

Don't let the baby suffer from ec-
zema, sores or any itching of the skin
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for
children All druggists sell it. 2
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or
scald- Be prepared. DIR. Thomas
Eclectic Oil instantly relieves the
pain-quickly cures the wound.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

Maximum and minimum tempera-
ture according to the government
thermometer at Wa-Keeney for the
week ending Wednesday noon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

We have had a little more than
two inches of rainfall since last re-
port, making PIP inches for the first
nine months of the year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-10-07

A janitor in a neighboring school
threw up his job the other day and
when asked what was the trouble, he
said Il m honest and won't stand
being slurred. If L find a handker-
chief bout the school 1 hang it up.
Every little while the teacher or some
one that is too cowardly to face me
gives me a slur'' .'In what way?''
asked the officer. "Why, a little
while ago l saw written on the board,
find the common multiple Well, /
looked from cellar TO garret, and 1
wouldn't know the thing if / met it
on the street. What made me quit
my job2 Last night in big writing on
the blackboard it said, find the great
est common divisor.' Well, / says TO
myself, both of them things are lost
now, and I'll be blamed for swipin'
'em, so I'll quit. ''-Ex.