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Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02
SERVICES AT THE CHURCHES.
FIRST NJ. E. CHURCH.

Services tomorrow will be at the
usual hours. The theme of the
morning sermon will be, God Able
and Willing to Show HIS Power"
That of the evening sermon will
be, The Church and the Laboring
Man"
A meeting of the entire official
board is desired at the close of the
morning service. At the evening
service, which will be appropriate
to Labor Sunday, special welcome
will be extended to working men.
The regular preaching service at
the Firemen's Park tomorrow af-
ternOon will be conducted by
E. j. HAMMOND. Pastor.
CENTRAL METHODIST CHURCH.
Preaching by pastor at Il a, m. and
7:45.p, m.
Subject, Morning service: In Re
membrance.
Evening service, The Other Side"
All are cordially invited to these
services and strangers are especial
ly welcome.
An attractive musical prosrame
is on for both services.
GUYToN FISHER, Pastor
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02
Members Of Labor
Unions and BrOtherhOOds

And all working men generally
are cordially invited to a special
service to be held tomorrow even
ing at the First M. E. Church. Be-
ing labor Sunday the pastor will
speak upon the relation of the
church to the laboriug men, and
will endeavor to make their mu-
tual interest a and helpfulness
greater. There will be good mus
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Regular services will be held next
Sunday, Sept. 3rd., at II a. m. and
8p m.
The theme of the morning sermon
will be, "Moses's Faithfulness."
Sunday school at 10 a. m. every
Junior Endeavor at p. m. every
Sunday.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
at s p. m.
All are cordially invited.
Rev. A. w. PIERCE.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02
A Card Of Thanks

We wish to express our heartfelt
thanks to the dear friends who so
kindly assisted us in the last sick
ness Of our darling Harold.
We want to thank DR.. Russell for
his careful attendance through all
his sickness and feel especially
grateful for his, and Drs. Dorminys
and Wares help in his last illness.
As we humbly bow to the will of
the Advise One, we pray his rich
est blessings on all these friends
MIR. and Mrs. w. r. Booker.
Sunbeam Society will meet Sun
day o. m. at o'clock at the Bah
list chureh-all members are urged
TO be present.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02

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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
", AND |. LOOKS
To FINE SESSION

(Speeisl 10 The Richmond Nlrgihlan1
LEXINGTON. VA. Sept. Con
septernber l4th the 1870 session began
at Washington and Lee L HIVsrslty,
when the doors were thrown open TO
receive the largest freshman class IN
the history Of the institution. students
continue to come in CA every train,
and the authorities predict that the
enrolment this session Will reach APP
proSirnately seven hundred - TIL
.sanon in aB.s4 Monday 49, 1pen- had
uatriculated 39l old men ard 22S new
men. The number Of uatrjculates eN-
ceeds the number at this TING last year
and all indications point Il the most
successful year within the existence OF
the school.
Numerous improvements have peen
made since the close Of college last
June.
The university has purchased Cas-
lie Hin and after making several
improvements. opened II up as dor
rnitory for the students. The Castle"
3s under tire management Of Miss Beu
Lsrriek. VINO rau il last year. and VINO
has had several years experience it,
Lhe hotel business.
One Of the greatest innovations az
THE university is the new mess hail
which opened the first day OF this SEES
saon with about seventy -bfe hoarders
The nea mess hall is the most attrac~
tive buI ding on the campus. ana
promises u ice q success hi every par
ticular II Is under the management
Of Mrs Blanto who has had onsidera-
bic experience, and ~ho comes here
from the University OF Virginia
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
Richmond Establishment Spe
cializes in Garments Which
Make of Them Well Set
Up Little Men
and Women.
Richmond Establish

inc Berry store at Main ana E#es-
eath streets. ~ one oi toe most str.k-
lnS examples Of tho specialization ten
denev ii the age. Ali the biE stores
the world over have some special ao-
pagtmcut ia which they are supreme.
oar friends ia this ana otuer
neigh boring States like the way tho
Richmond boy and girl are dressed,
said Nil oscar il Berry, head q tine
lig establishment which bears ms
name in "a chat 1 had with him yes
terday They realize that we dress
oar boys and girls 90 make theIu
look like we'll set up little men ana
women. and they know that in this
house they can depend upon every
article being OF good quality and
craftsmanship
Mothers Of boys aud girls hun
dreds Of miles away from Richmond
who come To know Of this store one
way or another have become our very
do our Richmond customers that in
this particular line WV are at III"
top
Come with me- said Mr.. BERRY.
and IN show you our Bows and
Girls Department., in which We take
such special pride J "a this particular
line We lead. as we study the boy
from batyhood 10 mannood, and car
special specially -~Eosts and Refers
for girls and Tuisses-was conceived
IN our desire t. cHter To the demand
mothers made upon as to furnish such
garments for their Elris as they We're
ase0stomed 10 getting IF LIS for their
bows, mannlsh, ssEitsh, scrYd@eabie,
Manufactured garments that smack ST
the exclusive custom shops
The reward of that studF ana Car
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
BIC ENROLMENT
At UNIVERSITY
REGISTRATION OF STUDENTS is
LARGEST OF ANY YEAR IN
ITS HISTORY.

Special 10 The Richmond Nirginian)
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA, Sept.
20--The registration OF students at
the university ia ia advance 81 4any
registration record in the history Of
the institution. IL is considerably
ahead of the banner year, the session
OF lso9-1910, when there WAS "a rush
of men to take advantage Of the last
two year course in law.
The total registration in all depart
ments up to 3 o'clock this afternoon
was 7s2. Of which 81 are In the col
lege. 1874 in law. IS in medicine. 95
in engineering and 81 in the graduate
school,
According to the records Of many
Years, about $50 men will matribuIate
between NOW and the Close Of the ses-
sion. SO that the total registration
for the whole year MAY be confident
~ predicted As reaching S7l, the gross
enrolment in All departments.
Enforce Requirements.
There are many interesting things
about the attendance. Ia the first
place. the requirement Of four years
of high school training tor men under
twenty has been rigidlY enforced. An
unusually large proportion of the ma
triculates are not only graduates OF
high schools, but Of other colleges.
The two most pleasing features
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
GOVERNOR MANN
WILL MAKE TALK
CHIEF EXECUTIVE TO DELIVER
PRINCIPAL ADDRESS AT
CORN EESTD%F LAYING.

Governor Mann VIII he the pr.n-
ctpal speaker at the exercises incl
dent t. the laying Of the cornerstone
vi new Westminster Presbyterian
church, to be erected al batis ard
Park avenues. The exercises are schei
uled IL begin promptly AZ 80 +. NJ
Governor Mann win lee introduced ~
the Rev. ], y Fair. T. -, pastor ~
the church, who wlll preside at the
exercises
The ceremony viii be conducted
pnder the auspices Of the Richmond
Lodge. No, . A. + and y. NJ. APP
propriat hSmns Will b sung
The Masons Who wl{i conduct the
exercises are ~ follows
oscar +. Parrish ~orshipful mas
ter. ". T. shelton, senior warden.
George II lkeesee. Iunior warden:
George b steel treasurer. K. J.. Van
peyenter, secretary George G. Bid
good senior deacon 7. J, Baghy. ju-
nior deacon Rev J.. H. Mason, Rev.
James y. lcair and Rev. j. W. Cam
mack, chaplains, " j Lyman. tiIor.
At prayer meeting last night the
church roll Was called. Then the ar
ticles to te placed in the cornerstone
were put IA a copper box These IN
clude a list Of he nremhers If the
church, Sunday school and various
tnuTtA s8tECItS, services were nei1
preparatory to the exercises this az
ternpon,
ofheers of the church are as fol-
lows
Ruling elders-A. r Holderby, Jr.,
\. II, Cohbs. w r. Lecky, r. w.
Miles (clerkl. W. Il. Lorraine. w. L.
Walters.
peaeons George r. Fairlamh,
chairman; r f. Monsell, secretary:
W. l.. ReA, treasurer. A. " McCiay.
\. H. Ewing. George :. Kemp, +. II.
Lea, $. r. Walters, w +. Knowles.
Trustees-A. w McCIay. John Fra
ser, tt, l.. Denoon. w. T. Knowles.
Andrew Robertson. ". l. Eell, +. II.
Lea.
Building eommitteeW l.. Wal
ters, chairman; John W Williams.
secretary George s. Kemp, treasurer:
w. l. Rel, y. II, Cobbs. A. IL. Ewing.
James Y Fair, George X. Fairlafnb.
John Fraser. \ r. Hoiderby. Jr. w.
F. knowles, +. II. Lea, w. K, I.ecky.
w r. Lorraine, A. w MeC1ay. +. l..
Mandiove. q. @. Mitchell. II. w.
Miles. r. r.. Monscll Andrew Robert
son w, H. Sands, G, Il. Walters. S.
r. Walters. g. a. Warthen.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
GAVE THEM FIFTY
FOR SAFE KEEPING
BoAkDER TRUSTS HIS LAND.
LORD, WHO BETRAYS Ills
CONFIDENCE.
CONFIDENCE.

When Mr.. and Mrs John Roma
nick reach Norfolk this morninp tho.
will find an officer az the h9at ~
take them In charge ana 70 nod
them until further Information from
Richmond
me couple up to Yesterday even
ing Kept = hoarding house on North
Eighteenth street. Among the board
ers was Micq Anten. Russian. The
other day h. gave the Romenicks $50
to Keep for him They kept IT, And
when they pulled up stakes YESTERDAY
ana started tor Norfolk, Micq felt the
absence Of his nfty. Not being able
70 speak First Police station language.
he got Peit heni, a South American.
70 tell Squire Mccarthy all about II.
ana to swear out a warrant for the
arrest Of the Ilamenicks.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
NEW BANK Has
BRIGHT PROSPECT
CENTRAL NATIONAL OPENS DOORS
FOR BUSINESS
TO-DAY.

The Central National Bank, Rich
mpnd $ newest financial institution,
opens for business this morning q 6
q clock at So1 East Broad street with
q subscribed capital Of quarter Of
a million dollars and under the man
aEement Of men whose names spell
success.
The bank received notice yesterday
that its charter had been granted and
all necessary fprmalitIes complied
with at Washington. Some two
months or more ago Mr.. Charles
Hutzler and several associates pur-
chased the Bank Of Commerce. which
was the Broad street branch Of The
Bank Of Commerce and Trusts 1t
Was At first thought that it would
be renamed the National Bank OF
Commerce under the reorganization.
but the Central National was the
name finally determined upon.
The last statement showed that the
institution had on deposit about $780,
600 1t has had a successful career
OF five years. and Is believed 10 have
as bright prospects as any financial
institution in the city. The officers
of the new institution are as follows
Charles Hutzler, president Charles
a. Peple. first wee president. W. a.
Schwarzschild, second president.
+ Il. w. Goodwin. cashier. The dt-
rectors are the above and w. f.
Smith, W. i. Kirk. u. G.. Kennedy
K, l.. Bailey, j. o Scott. Moses Thai
himer. T. Il. BoWlos. r W. Dabney.
G. F. Grimmen, Henry z. Iaase. O.
y. Hawkins, +. a, Dietrich and James
| Il. Gordon,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21

students from China one Of them Is
Il Cos eminent student. sent here by
the Chinese government from the
proceeds Of the Boxer indemnity. The
others are private students from st,
Johns College Shanghai.
The largest percentage Of Increase
Ia In the departments. law and eHg!-
neering
The first year men in medicine viii
total about 81 which y the limit of
possibility ia that class, and hereaf-
ter that aepa rtment with fam FIRST
wear courses, Wiu increase steadily to
the limit Of capacity.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
BLAMES HIS DOWNFALL
On THE GAME OF POOL

James McCue a young white man.
was arrested last night on several
charges Of rialng pockets at the Cen
trai !. Al. G. a, building McCue had
been IN the habii recently of going to
the building and engaging in the VA
rlous pastines there He is alleged
I" nave entered several lockers and
carried on small sums Of money and
WIN having had bad checks accepted
ny me oiicers of the association.
He Is specifically charged with TAX
ing 81. 81 and 81 belonging to other
peoplea
At the Second Station las night
he said that his downfall was due 10
me destinations of the game Of pool.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
National in Chnracter.

The truly national character Of the
University of Virginia is very strik-
ingly displayed in the fact that there
are about $50 men here from other
tries. From States like New York
Massachusetts and New Jersey. in the
North, and States like California and
Colorado, in the West, and Florida.
In the South. there have been nm
usual accesslnns. There ara three
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21

aside from the fact that the men are
college and not high school students
are, FIRST. q gratifying increase in the
attendance from the State of Virginia,
the college department itself having
already enrolled two more men than
the entire catalogue enrolimnt Of last
session, and, second, an unusual at
tendance from Northern and West
Arn States
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21

The Woman's Temperance League
Of America Will dedicate their head
quarters at - South Byrd street to-
day at s:i5 r. NJ.
very attractive musical progrAG
has been arranged and prominent
ministers will make addresses.
The public is cordially invited TO
attend No admission fee viii be
charged
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
PETERSBURG FAIR
WILL HAVE BAR
DIRECTORS RELIEVE THAT Ut ~
PREFER &RIE To ENFORCING
PROHIBITION MEASURES
CHURCH FOLK SILENT
HAvE NOT TakES tp NATTER Al
THOUGH THERE Is TALK or
PRoTEsr--oTHER NEWS
oF INTEREST.

tSpeela3 - The Richmond Nirg3nisr )
PETERSBURG, VA. Sept 2o-
southside Fair Association directors
have decided they VII grant har
privilege on the grounds 81; the fair
to De held here In October. They
believe that under str,neest regals-
ton there Will he less evidence o.
drunkenness with bar on the
grounds than without, and with prob
able hootlegging ana drinking from
bottles brought onto the grounds In
visitors. In this belle. the fair direc-
tors and the police agree. ana though
there has been some fa4k az protest
by ministers and chGreh people. il Is
not thought organized opposition 10
the sale Of liquors Will develop Sct-
eral Of the ministers af the Method
lst Baptist and Presbyterian demon
tnations said to-day they AncN Of no
movement 10 oppose the proposed bar
at the Fair Grounds. None OF the
womeus societies has as yet taken
any steps against 1t.
Cit. Building Repairs
Bids VIII he received by the Pub
lie Improvement Committee OF the
tsiS t0aIi&1t uItlt AtAadN noon Tor
the work OF putting ueN roof on
the city building. ia which are the
rooms OF the HuStings Court and the
offices of several of the clty otlCia >
One thousand dollars was appfuprt-
Ated for the improvement. The pres
ent roof In IN bad condition ana the
work OF putting on the new one vill
be begun ana completed soon as
possible.
Trust Company Cases.
When the September term of the
musings Court eonNents tomorrow
the first cases To be taken up VIII
be those against the former ofhCiale
Of the old Appolnattox Trust Com
par@. President Charles Hall Davis
and Cashier Garter X Bishop, who
are charged with embezzienent Of the
banks funds. with slakine aisn en-
tries and false reports II the state
Corporation Commission. These cases
have been on the court docket since
early last spring. Indictments
against Mr.. Davis were dismissed at
the May term OF the court Al the
next term new indictments Wers re-
turned, and at the july term counsel
Tor Mr.. Davis moved fer dismissal
of the new indictment on the ground
that the present Indictment tnF"lN "s
tie same charges as those Of no one
dismissed mmonwealth Is Attpr-
ney Mann yesterday presented brief
opposing dismissal and the defense =
attorneys to-day hled second btiet
in support of their motion. The mat
Ter is under the ady!sefneHt OF the
court, and it is possible decision
will be handed down when the court
consenes, though IT may be stan fur
Their withheld until the emo o! TINS
week or the first Of next
Iasgn.ytiDn III tsFIys.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
NEWS OF SOUTH RICHMOND
J ". RAE -

Mr.. and Mrs Il. r. Davis. 1927 Deca-
tur street. are spending Some time at
Stouy Greek
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
FUSION CONTEST
To Be DECIDED
STATE DEMOCRATIC COMMITTEE TO
MEET HERE NEXT TUESDAY
NIGHT.
TO CANVASS RETURNS
QUEEN MIX Up IN GooCHLAyD AND
Ell WANNA REPRESENTATIVE
SITUATION TO BE
DE- iDED.

The state committee OF tho Demo-
cratic party Of Virginia has been
called to meet in this city at Murphy S
motel at o'CIoCN l.. Nj. on Tuesday
hight next for tua purposes OF can
N@aslng the returns Oh the recent Selia-
torlaI primary ana OF hearing the re
port OF the SUBJ ammittee appointed
10 inN estlgate the conduct ot Inc pr
mary held in Norfolk county on june
. last.
The canyassiug OF the returns. on
account OF the landslide nature OF the
result. VIII be d mere formality. 1ne
real lun begins #nen the report o.
tho sub commute Is made.
me resolution authorizing the III
Nesugauon mad is lis basic principle
that the state committee was against
l0sIonIsn where er il reiens or az
teinpLs TO reign and there seems 10
be Ieeling IA ths air that when the
Subcommittee Is heard there viii be
some 1olts HANDED out 10 the Norfolk
county fusion CROWD.
Dyed in the VI DOL Democrats
Inc subcommittee Is composed OK
itilam Nj. McAHister chairman, -
nltehead, II. -. Humphreys, j.
IL. West and Manly II. Barnes, All
OF these men are Of the Old fashioned
kind Of Democrats. Not one Of Them
has ever been guilty of voting any
thing but the Stfalght ticket and next
Tuesday night their report is expected
10 ne clear-cut expression Of opinion
with such straight-trom- the-shouIder
Recommendations as may sarya r.
clarity the Norfolk situation.
Norfolk people generally have for
years traced MAN. Of the ills from
between kepuhlicaos ana n,,,nn,s,s
which resulted IN q si,iSio,, ,,f c,fti,a1
much t. the protH ar AIyah "a Mar
TN, Mar Martin has alyvavs haau.
fortunate In HAVING mon r5rnt1a,.,i
for clerk Of the c8tIrts bv tbn Dame
Gratis who never ma q. ,,,'s, ~ -.
for election.
jt is the a}yn of tba ,,stralebt,,,+,,,
movement to cur IN. v,i,e@ 81 .s,,'',.,
II tusionisin by tf,i,ipg fr,r,, ~
Democratic part4 OF Norfolk coffnt,
tho men who parflsfuated In ita mr.
Inaries and then va+a M ts,,.tg.4,',,',
ticket In ia s.,f,,, -. = =, -. q =
contestants urge t5,t tbai- 1n,,a,.,,,t,.
were nominated ~ vot..s 10, 5a,,.f,,t
10 be- east in r,,,,,,.,rt,, -.
Eusiopfs+r fia;,,e
The fusiouists II .,,I,i,Iistt,, 49,.
ment urge fhat na 80 . ' - S''1 'e
Hy has been .bo,5,. i, ~, = :. = ''aA
that none has be- s1t,',,5 - .si'N
a few specific c9sss r., -. ~ ~
ballots from par..+s rnt c,,,-if - -
vote Tn, -, iloI PHAhA1d To
SO few IN rI5f1Gsr as ~ - y ~
result as to any N tbo o,.,.<'s....'. '''e
Referring 10 fha e,,ars,. 11f sfssa5,.S
tho fusion clan sax,st s'il
Upon the question If ~, avts...-.
of JuSiouiSr,, n, N.ar4,.Il.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21
The Virginia Home
for Infants,
100 West Clay Street.

IUU " tst NIHY t9LfttI-
Phone Mad. 71eo. Richmond, Va.
We have several fine babe,
from a few weeks to one year Did
Which we want adopted by re
sponsihle people. Write Or call
for further information.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-21

'Spee'a3 . The Richmond virssnton7
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-11-30
Jimmy Garfield Again.

In Mr. RooseVelt's latest defense
of good trusts" such as that con-
trolled by his friend Mr.. Morgan in
steel, he denies once more the
charge that when he 0. KID the alb
sorption of Tennessee Coal and Iron
by the monopoly he was deceived.
He simply rose to great opportu-
nifty. He acted like a Steward of
the Public Welfare. A little thing
like a1aw did not trouble him, be-
cause he saw at a glance that the
law was wrong and so he..sset it
aside. Besides, he consulted James
r. Garfield. then Secretary of the
Interior who approved his course
and who now writes TO him: Moth
ing appeared before the House COM
mittee that made me believe we
were deceived by Judge Gary"
Of course not Who ever heard
of trust deceiving James R. Gar
field? He is the gentleman who as
Commissioners of Corporations in
vestigated the Beef Trust in 1904-5
and did the work so cleverly that
the only thing the trusts lawyers
had to do was to claim immunity
from prosecution on the ground that
he as representative of the Gov
ernment had compelled the packers
to incriminate themselves. they
went free just as the Steel Trust got
away with Tennessee Iron and Steel
contrary to law and without pun
ishment.
James r. Garfield is a very great
man on tennis court. but Presi,
dents Of the United States who con.
suit him Illegal and business ques.
tions do him too much honor.
Republic.
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-11-30
Paper Made Ey Wssps.

Wasps are wonderful papermak-
ers. They make real paper, too,
just az truly rs human pa ermak-
erS
A wasp fl es to d flower and COW
ers the front Of is hody With Il Ie
dust Of tie 'osScn, THIS is mOis.-
ened and mixed with the wax
which is sfcrettd Cm the surface f
the wasp's bUdy. Then the insect
repairs to an I'd fence or other
piece OF w,aiEer worn wood that
has loose. fuzzy. fibrous surface.
The was rubs Itself on this fl
brous matter just as it did on the
dust Of the flower. and a layer of
such matter adheres to the insects
body and becomes mingled with
wax in the same way.
Then away goes the wasp to the
nest which it is building, places it.
self just on the spot where it wants
the layer of paper to lie and then
works itself into heat by furious
motion of the wings, so that the
wax is nloistened next to the body,
when the paper drops off in the
right place, where it may be adjust
ed properly and fas ened.
The paper of the wasp is as much
paper as the product of the paper
mill
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-11-30

= used to have a dog that was
most perseverin' animal but he
lacked judgment. He would git
after jack rabbit not KNOWN that
nature never intended him to run
jack rabbits and stay with his job
until he was plumb wore out, the
jack rabbit in the meantime havin'
all sorts of amusement at his ex-
pense. used to think that he
would learn his limitations after a
while but he never seemed to re-
member anything Day after day
that same jack rabbit would come
out and tempt him and dare him
to a race and that old fool would
light out after the chssed jack rab-
bit and run until he was nearly
dead and when the jack had had
all the enjoyment it wanted it
would just smile at that dog and
disappear. Truthful James.
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-11-30
Washing Troubles Him, Too.

Two young ladies were riding in
a street car by the side of a half
tipsy Irishman. The one next to
the Irishman had trouble in keeping
her hair in order and to her embar-
rassment it frequently blew over
his face When this occurred she
brushed it back, remarking apollo
getically to her friend at the same
time, Il just washed my hair this
morning and cant do thing with
itl" Presently Pat got up to leave
the car and stumbled awkwardly
over the feet of the young lady
with the unruly hair. With true
gallantry as well as native wit, he
remarked: Excuse me, Miss, but I
washed me fate this mornin' and
really haven't been able to do thing
with thin sincel"