The Washington bee., 1911-01-21

deeply that not only the lungs. but the
whole of the body right down to the
hips, Is expanded, exercised and bathed
with clean air, prevents chest weak
ness and consumption and helps to
cure enaemia and-bad temper.-Ex-
change.
Trousers Legs.
L study Of the trousers legs ar seen
IN the photographs OF our most noted
men brings the smile Of contempt from
even the most disinterested, and one
wonders If anything could be uglier
.han the concertina folds OF the clumsy,
outlines that are there to
be seen. Breeches, knickers and kits
are all far more artistic and healthy
Tailor and Cutter.
A Definite Reason.
An English paper tells Of a canny
Scot whose neighbor met him fitting.
The Scot had wife and children and
furniture piled atop the wag-
On. and he was solemnly driving his
one horse along the street.
80 ye're fittin'T' said the neigh
oor.
II am. / want to be near me work"
sand where's yer jobr'
Il haven't got one yet"
An Easy Riddanee.
Mr.. Hardrocks-By George, l was
relieved this morning! Mrs. Hardrocks
Why, Silas, how? Did somebody
pick your pocket? Mr.. Hardrocks-
No. Young Perkleigh came In to see
me. thought he was certainly after
our daughter, bat he merely wanted to
borrow SO. He'll never bother US any
more. 1 let him have it--Cleveland
Leader.
HE Reason.
~Why do you always ride In ths
smoking carr You don't smoke
81 ride In the smoking car" replied
the man to whom the question was
addressed, ito escape from the efru-
sive gratitude Of the young women to
whom 1 always have to give up my
seat when ride in the other ears"
But there was a hard, metallic, iron
Ical sort OF ring IN his vOIce.-Chicago
Tribune.
Giving Himself Away.
you are married, aren't your she
azkaI a0 khaxx fc0E~ fhofn oaa&a - %La
table at the dinner party.
EYES," he acknowledged. How did
roo knowr
~You opened the door for yourself" /"
she answered, ''then went through,
eaving me to follow, instead Of holding
It and letting ma pass through frst."-
New York Press
How 1t Helped.
"Are you stin helping that poor fam
1yr'
''rm trying to help them. gave ths
mother some money the other day so
that she would feel independent Of her
drunken husband"
"WeIlY'
"WeIl, she had her husband arrested
for beating her and then paid his fine
with the money l gave her."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Won BuIow's Threat.
So far as the audience was concerned,
Won Bulow always made point of do
Ing exactly as he pleased. On one Oc-
casion when a Leipzig audience insist
ed on recalling him in spite of his re-
peated refusal to play again he came
forward and said, 'If you DO not stop
this applause will play all Bach's
preludes and fugues from
to endw
A Living Tomb.
Some Of the lamas Of Tibet have a
custom Of allowing themselves 10 be
in grottoes, so that they would
live in darkness for the rest Of their
lives. Sven Hedin heard Of a man
who was incIosed at the age of sixteen
or seventeen years and lived there
years without any cOmmuni-
cation with the outside world what
ever, his food and water being passed
by a long pole.
Banks OF Newfoundland.
Newfoundland would be nothing
without that great submarine plateau
known as the banks" on which all
the fishing is done At a small station
within the edges Of the great bank
that the cod loves so well the sea Is
quite smooth. 1t is usual for vessels
fishing on the bank to inquire from
those that have arrived from the open
sea as to what sort of weather it Is
aboard"
The Five KaIeIeas.
A set Of regulations, intended to dis
tinguish the Sikhs hTeYoCably from
those around them, was the rule CT the
Five Kakkas. Every Sikh must have
with him five things beginning with
the letter ''k"-viz, kesa Dong hairy,
kangha Ia comb, karada "a knife,
zirapana "a sword) and kacha Cbreeches
reaching TO the knee). The purpose Of
these rules was that every Sikh should
avoid shaving, as do Mohammedsns
and Hindoos, and should be constant
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