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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-10
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September Sunday -Bogie.
September 80 Saturday Sunday
Presidents Cup.
October s Sunday -Manoa Cup.
Qualifying Round.
October Is Sunday)--Manoa Cup.
Finals.
October 21-22 Saturday Sunday
Presidents cup.
November 11-12 Saturday Sunday
Presidents Cup.
November % Thursday - Team
play.
December $40 Saturday Sunday
Presidents Cup.
December II Sunday play.
The officers of the Country Club for
the present year are w, Il. Dillingham;,
president; j. p. Cooke first vice pres
ident; j. d. McInerny, second vice
president; J. O. Young, treasurer; A.
c. Robinson, secretary; w. Jameson,
auditor; w. +. Dillingham;, A. C. Rob
inson, G. c. Potter. A. Lewis Jr., j. o.
Young, II. II. Walker, Il. b. Booth, di-
rectors; +. II. Armstrong, w. II. Nc
Inerny, J. NJ. Riggs r. II. Redford. j.
O. Young house committee; George IT.
Angus, j. j. Belser. w. Woon, f. Hal
stead, G. p Morse grounds commit
foe
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-10

The club handicaps will be arranged
by the grounds committee, and the
right to change any handicap at any
time is reserved by those officials.
The local ground rules read as fol-
low:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-10
SPORT CALENDAR.

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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01

Guilty or not? ! Ne poor portegee
too, no sayy.' : Discharged!'
Pat Murphy what have you to
say for yourself?'' Shure Judge.
Dim q poor portegee too, no savy.'
Ninety days for being ignorant "
"A Negro after falling from Sec
ond story window and striking head
first on the stone pavement, arose
and remarked to the alarmed spec
tator: I clar to goodness, if had
fell one story higher, / shure would
have broke dat stone.''
One thing we have noticed since
arrivin g here, is b at none Of
the gentlemen boarders ever wink,
flirt, or try to make date with our
handsome walters. They are SO
bashful that they will not even
speak during meal hours.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01


The manufacture and sale of Min
nesota machines has proved such a
success, during the present season;
that the department has determined
to greatly increase its output for
the season of 1911-12. twill man
ufacture roo 1T. binders; 800 eft.
binders; 1000 mowers; 1000 hay
rakes and 1000 tongue and trans
portation trucks. Supt. Ross will
be THE busy man for many months
to come.
Decoration Day was observed
as usual here. The morning being
devoted to the entertainment of the
inmates and all but few of the
guards and officials were relieved
from duty in the afternoon. The
inmates were granted an hour and
half liberty in the park, and the
majority of them spent the time in
reviving old acquaintances and MAX
ing new ones. A ball and pair
of gloves were secured and few of
the boys proceeded to play game
of hot shot," the object of tn e
game being to lam the ball hard
enough to keel over your opponent,
or any other person who was un-
lucky enough to get in the way.
The inmates were marched from
the park to the chapel hall where
an excellent entertainment was given
by the Dramatic Club of the Uni
versity of Minnesota. That the in
mates enjoyed il was evident by the
amount of applause which they gave
the performers. In selecting the
Dramatic Club to give the entertain
ment Warden Wolfer certainly
showed good taste, and it is to be
hoped that they will make another
appearance here at no distant date
Following the entertainment q
good dinner was served, after which
the inmates were marched to Their
cells and left to their own devices
for the remainder of the day.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01
Caught in the Act
a. F. B.
Decoration Day

In every village, and Hamlet.
Abroad in our land today,
Flowers are strewn DER the graves,
OF the heros, passed away.
Nobly did our heros
Answer to the call,
When foreign foes
Sought our nations fall.
We who, behind these walls,
Can now no flowers strew,
May yet lift up our prayers
For both the Grav and Blue.
L'ENvoI.
Beneath the banners and the bios
SONS,
Soldiers valiant, brave and true.
Sweetly slumber till the morning,
While our memories cherish you.
limitation of short story:
|
Once there was poor farmer"
1t is easy to smile when things go
well, but it takes a man to smile
when all goes wrong.
Your husband will not be home
today, for his bathing suit was
washed away. P. S.-Mr. Jones
was inside the suit.
Whitewashing is all the rage
about here of late. But it will take
more than whitewash to cover up
some of our past deeds.
Those water cress green's hit the
right spot. This is the time of year
when we feel as if we could, and
would enjoy to sample every eatable
green thing that grows.
-Moosic? Yah; you bet your life,
We spell like son of gun. In Won
minute, by yimminy We hat every
one in tears in der face. Achl Louie
for w did I ever leave the fader-
land.
Anton Botchcalupsy, you are ar
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01

Butch any goot if | only vas one
dimes. Why? Veil you see they
vas so fat und slow dot by de dime
dey would get up it would be dime
to get down. Yah! And not only
dot, dey would find it not SO easv to
get down as it vas to get up, und
before dot porter would give him
dot ladder he would hafe to pay dot
fellow vot de brice really vas not.
Veil you hafe to hate more sense
den vot you hafe not got now to
beat dot crowd. 1t vas no use, you
cannot do it. There vos only Won
way und dot ISIS to write to your
congress man und ask dem to make
dot Mr.. Bullman put derricks in de
cars, SO as you can alreaty hoist
yourself up and down, vot? Veil,
maybe dev would hafe man NIT de
saving bank habit yet who would
run de derrick. Veil it vas to bads
uncle.
De oder day when Uncle John vas
to see me / for him ask ven he vas
out going und he said nit Won of
dose schmiles, dot he didn't know,
but dot he vas reaty to go any dime
de Warden said SO, (yah SO vas ID
Veil | hope Uncle John dot he will
say SO soon, We all would like to see
you get dot freedom und still We
wouldn't know vot to do NIT out
you, vat? Vat did dey do before
dey got you? Veil ] donts alredy
know dot; but ! drinks dot dey can
do de same Yah dot ISIS vat drinks.
Und say Uucle, ven you do COTS
outs, don't take all your schumbs
nit you. ] want few. Good luck
und / wish you would go soon und
so does de poys.
1 / drinks dot de woman are going
crazy. yah! Vat you drinks woman
did? She vent to dot blaze we're
Jim de Jeff saw air ships und came
back nit anothur name, just because
her mans eats Lumberger cheese.
I. Now is dots nots enough to show
you so quick already dot woman are
, crazy? |, wouldn't gife my dear
Lumberger cheese for the best vom-
ans vat never vas, as / dink too much
of dot Lumberger cheese.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01
MIRR0RETTE9

i1iOHLJ TO
fGuard Swanson has charge OF
the park gang and guard Happen
now has troup of transfers.
fNotice who do not
wish to write should keep their
tickets out of sight on writing days
and thus save trouble.
1.-THE plumbers and carpenters
made some repairs on the hydrants
along the street, last week. Chief
Shatz bossed the job.
1Assistant Deputy Sullivan was
laid up last Friday as a result OF
stepping on nail. He resumed his
duties again Saturday morning.
TUncle John has turned the band
room into a conservatory this spring,
"Schust to remind me of dot little
home in de Faderland," he says.
HMr. E. w. and katherine Owen,
of Minneapolis, were visitors here
on Wednesday last. Mr.. Porter ac-
companied them through the prison.
1.-THE visitors keep usher Hill
travelling, these nice days. The av-
erage for the past week must have
been about one hundred per day.
fMrs. G. Grove, of St. Paul; Mrs.
Will Morrow, of Cedar Falls, and
Gladys Smith, of Minneapolis, reg
istered at The Mirror office last Fri
day.
1.-THE occupant of cell 527 receives
several good magazines and papers
which he will exchange for the Lit
erary Digest, Review of Reviews
and the Worlds Work.
HGuard Arsnault who has been
night keeper at the hospital for
sometime past was transferred to
the new prison. Guard. Fisher, has
taken his place.
HKatherine Smith and Alice
Houseman of Fairmont, Anna Ben
son and Adelaide Houseman of Still
water, were accompanied on toul
through the prison by Supt. Will
Jams, last Saturday.
Guards Register of shop / an(
McCarty of shop A, are taking thei
ten days lay off at present. In tn,
meantime guard Westlund is taking
care of things in / and guard Heffe
ron is keeping things moving..in tn
south end of V.
might guard Scully escorted hi
wife, sister and Mrs. Pearl Nicola.
ofStillwater. around the institution
last Wednesday. They registere'
at The Mirror office while passin,
through and were kind enough t
shake hands with We editor.
fEdwin W., the genial Oil In
spector at the hospital. has organ
lied company of heavy artiller
from the convalescent patients an
a few recruits from down stair,
Watch old State of Maine and hi
Sur Singled youngsters cop the wee
next Sunday.
Hold Hutch evidently made
raise in some mysterious manne
for he has been sporting a pair {
deer skin kicks lately. When quel
toned as to how he procured then
he put on wise look and state
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Population

Total number of inmates. -. 715
Working at New Prison 49,. 1872
Received during week. 5
Discharged during week.
Number in First Grade 528
Number in Second Grade. -. 179
Number in Third Grade 8
Last serial number 1890
Cell changes: 1856 to 242; 1856 to
272; liz to 166; $50 to 2O9; 353 to.
800; 1853 to 522; 467 to sos; $40 to
Az; 543 to 408; 156 to rs; rs to
N. p; 617 to N. p; 621 to N. p; 81
to N. p; 421 to 621; l73 to $50; It's
to 20; 354 to SO; 355 to 347; 322
to 296; 321 to 900; 466 to 442; 1897
to At; 398 to 4I5; SO to Hosp; 232
to 623; 653 to N. p; 98 to N. p;
424 to N. r; 81 to N. p 168 to
36; 361 to 1913; 36 to N. r.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01
Shoe Trade Notes
By TT. ".


An American young lady in
Paris recently paid $25, 900 for a
lace handkerchief and pair of
opera shoes some class to our
young ladies abroad.
The young ladies in the outside
shop have been turning out some
extra fine work lately, no doubt they
are training forthe new sample that
will go thru the works next month.
Shoes without heels are the latest
fashionable fad in Washington d.
G. OF the Turks someone said:
What can you expect of people
who do not wear heels on their
shoes.
When the bottoms and top lifts
burn or black up and the bufing
machine, rolls and sandpaper are all
right it is generally up to the sole
leather man to take the glucose out
of the stock.
] Speaking of heels an interesting
question arises: Where and how
did the custom Of wearing heels
originate? Heels first came from
Persia, steen thousand years ago.
Their purpose was to keep the feet
as high as possible above the level
of burning sands. Then the Phpni-
clans introduced them along the
shores of the Mediterranean Sea.
From there it was "On to Pa-ree''
| (Paris). The English then stole
the idea and of course we uns took
it because it was so English, you
know.
American Shoemaking says that
Lynn shoes are complex. Figure il
out for yourself.
Lynn shoemaking has become
complex. A pair of shoes made in
a Lynn factory recently have in
them 124 pieces. They were put
together by 108 shoemakers, who
used more than go machines A
pair of Bird els slippers, made in
Lynn 40 years ago, have in them q
pieces, consisting in each shoe Of
two pieces of upper leather, vamI
and a foxing, braid upon top of the
upper, one piece sole and heel, socl
lining, and pieces of cloth lining the
uppers. These pieces, and the
threa d that holds them o
gether, are all the material in thu
tshoes. The shoes of 40 years agt
J were made by one man, who worked
} by hand. using kit of simple tools
!, chiefly needle, awl and fiat facee
hammer. Comparison of these shoe
and methods of making them, show
that shoemaking has become com
, pick. Some shoemakers may long
!, for the good old days. But the live
and progressive men will realiz,
that the shoe manufacturing will be
!, come more and more compile,
in the future, and til it the mel
Z who master its intricacies will pros
!, per most.
Saus Herr Limberqer:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01
Says Herr Limberger:
By C. W.

Some dimes ago alreaty, reat for
myself dot de brice of pullman sleep
ing cars vas cut d own to $1.25.
Veil it wouldn't do Uncle John or
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01

lOI HOtAius r
fMr. Porter accompanied the
Hon. George r tanning, of Egan,
is. D., member of the Board Of
Control of that state, through the
prison on Tuesday last. Mr.. Lam
ming operates a newspaper in his
home town, and consequently was
quite interested in our local plant.
fMr. Newman. the-man-with-th the
smile, has headache cure that is
guaranteed to take. the kinks out of
any brain in the tenth part of sec
ond. An inmate who tried it re-
Gently states that his ache had en-
tirely Misrepresentation he came
to. and swears that there is nothing
like taking a Whit at a barrel of
ammonia when one wishes to get rid
of headaches.
fGuards Hartley and Casino re-
turned from their vacation last
Wednesday. Mr.. Hartley made a
tour of the amusement parks at the
cities, while absent, and states that
he enjoyed himself first rate. We
understand that Mr.. Casino has sew
eral new fish stories to tell and we
intend to interview him in the near
future. The results will be published
in the next issue providing we
have the space.
1--WE wish to apologize to friend
A. f. B. for sighting him in the
last issue. He has been a constant
contributor to The Mirror columns
for several months past, and is very
prompt about sending in his copy.
After the forms were made up last
week it was discovered that caught
in the acts'' were missing. The
professor forgot to set them up.
Well keep an eye on the professor
hereafter and assure friend B. that
the slight will not be repeated.
Il Rev. Budlong made his appear
ance among us last Friday, after
having been absent since Easter
time. He is always welcome Wis
itor here for he has way of speak
ing kind and cheerful word that en-
dears him to us sinners whose hearts
yearn for words and deeds of kind
ness. He is always willing to listen
to tales of woe, no matter how pro-
tracted, and ever ready to advise
when his advice is asked. Our only
regret is that we do not see more of
him. 1t is to be hoped that he will
be very frequent visitor here in
the future.
HLast Sundays drill resulted in q
tie between guard Burns Lumber
} jacks and the Roustabouts, in charge
of guards Binker and Casino. The
Lumberjacks, who are the first Irvine
shop men to lay Claim to the prize
were in all probability the bes
drilled of the two, but owing to tn,
fact that the Roustabouts, whose
ranks contained twice the number
of men, were such close seconds, i
was decided to give them both th'
| benefit of the prize.
r In deciding which of the squad
e are the winners, Deputy Coles state
3 that only their ability to keep step
: form tours. keep straight lines ant
e the proper distances, and genera
department are considered. AT
tempts to execute a number of ma
neuvres generally lead to confusion
because the close quarters and mex
J, !, perience and are consequently un
necessary.
0 1.-THE Farm Machinery Dept, ha
certainly done remarkably well thi
season. The total number of ma
chimes manufactured to date are a
follows: 75S mowers; $50 binders
800 tongue trucks; $50 transpor
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01
Latest Baseball News.

Following are the percentage tables of
the three leading leagues up to and includ-
ing Tuesdays games:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-06-01

TGuard Swanson has charge of
the park gang and guard Happen
now has troup of teamsters.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-07-14
Starving Children.

More than two million children Of
school aye are ill-nourished, under
fed, and some OF them starving.
These figures presented by John
Spargo In his "Bitter Cry Of the
Children" are subst antiated by other
school authorities throughout the
land. II Is a shameful exhibit for
the wealthiest nation In the world.
Thirty per cent. OF the children Of
the poor are starvelings. II the body
Is not properly fed the mind cannot
be developed and the child remains
half savage with predatory, degener-
ate instincts In the midst Of civiliza-
tion. These two millions go to re.
cruit the criminal gangs.of. the cities
and then to pack the prisons and asy-
lums. Good citizenship cannot be
bred on empty stomachs. Wouldn't
II be the part Of wise craftsmanship
to divert part of the hundred millions
that go to support the iails and pris-
ons to properly feeding these starved
youngstersY IL would eventually re.
duce the tax levy for police and jails
and an investment In good citizen.
ship always pays.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-07-14
The BristOw Amendment.

Whatever may be the final result
OF the tangle In which the constitu.
tional amendment for the popular
election OF senators finds itself, the
passage of the measure by the Sen.
ate, even In Its undesirable form,
marks an era In the evolution Of
American government. IL has been
a contest waged for more than aduar-
ter OF a century TO wrest the Senate
from the control Of the special inter.
ests and that u Is finally upon the
high road TO success IL due TO the
power OF aroused and organized pub.
lie opinion II may be two years or
more before the amendment Is In ef.
feet as the law Of the land, but the
victory II won. The Bristow amend
ment will simply delay, II cannot de.
feat the will Of the people that the
Senate be purified and :cleansed Of
the contamination Of big Business"
The Bristow amendment was pro-
posed and voted into the measure
with the full knowledge that II was
exactly what the opponents Of popu-
lar elections needed to kill II or to In
definitely delay Its acceptance by the
II ateS
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-07-14
JUST SUPPOSE A CASE.

Suppose lightning should strike
the court house In your county and
burn Il down, leaving you without
q home for the county offices and
without vault protection for the
county records, would you not IA.
vor a proposition that had for it's
object the building of 4 new court
house? OF course you would; it's
almost an insult to your intelli.
gence and enterprise to raise the
question. The State of Missouri.
your state that you love 80 well, IL
confronted with exactly this condi.
ton. Lightning destroyed the cap.
itol; the state offices are home.
less; the state legislature Is with.
out a place to meet; the state rec.
ords, priceless and Of Incompatible
value. are at the mercy OF FIRE and
storm--liable to destruction at any
time. Under such circumst ances,
to even raise the question as to
whether or not the loyal Nilsson.
rian favors rebuilding an adequate
capitol as soon as possible Is al.
most an insult to his spirit of pride
and progress.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-07-14
Well Satisfied.

o, ID. Batman, OF Mound City, was
AT the local market yesterday with a
shipment of 81 head of cattle from
his feed lots. These cattle had been
on full feed for about six months and
had made splendid gains. The cattle
were sold In two drafts, one lot of -
head averaging lab pounds going to
the United Dressed Beef Company Of
New York, at 1886, and 10 head av-
eraging 1915 pounds, going to Swift
al 1920 In a talk with Mr.. Batman
he stated that the feeding Of these
cattle did not sell his corn at big
price II the corn and the selling price
OF the cattle were figured without ref
erence to anything but the cattle and
corn, but II hogs following the cattle
were given consideration there was a
fair return for the investment. ~
have nothing to complain Of in the
results OF my winter and spring feed
ing,' said Mr.. Batman.-St. Joseph
Stock Yards Journal.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-07-14
For Pure Drugs.

1t Is as necessary to have . pure
drug supply for the sick of the nation
as 1t is to have pure milk supply for
infants. This paper has fought food
authorizations, has waged war against
impure candies and soda waters, has
exposed dangerous things which may
fall into the hands of innocent per.
sons and which may prove fatal to
children, and this week IT takes occa.
sion to warn the public against the
adulteration Of prescriptions for med
icine issued by physicians and com.
pounded by druggists. Dishones,
doses may work great harm to the sick
of the nation. A physician may have
his. best skill rendered useless by re.
.ceiving In a sick room a weak imita-
tion Of the drug necessary to pull a
patient through crisis. He, too.
may miss exact calculations by being
furnished with drug much stronger
than he had ordered for the particu.
lar case In hand. Honest druggists
have shown up the frauds perpetr rated
by dishonest pharmacists.
A national campaign Is now In pro-
gress to get legislatures to make
stringent laws TO govern the COM
pounding of medicaments. New
York state, having been convinced Of
the frauds committed by unscrupu.
lous druggists, Is taking the lead In
the crusade. Deceptions have long
been practiccd by the manufacturers
Of ready-prepared nostrums. some Of
which are extremely dangerous. So
great have been the evils In regard TO
these, that President Taft has re.
Gently sent TO Congress a special
message pleading for remedial legisla.
ton to control the manufacturers Of
cure.alls. Equally as important to
control a. the manufacturers Of well.
known remedies, are the pharmacists
who, for gain, would endanger the
lives Of patients by compromising con.
coctions In direct variance from those
ordered by skilled physicians. The
campaign against these druggists.
who have the hearty contempt Of
honest pharmacists. should he en-.
Outraged In every state In the union,
for the adulteiatipn evil reaches even
into the smallest villages Of the land.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-07-14
An Awakening.

The action Of the Depart ment of
the Interior In disallowing the Gun.
ningham Alaskan coal land claims
seems 10 amount TO a very importan
victory for the public over organized
greed.
A vast area Of land cont aiming coal
deposits Of enormous value had been
acquired by certain capitalists who
had gained their ends by observing
the letter Of the law In the course of
their operations, and who had EN-.
ployed stool pigeons TO serve their
purposes by taking out claims.
BACK Of these opera, ions there was
the knowledge Of the capitalists In
question, who knew the land to he
unusually rich In coal, and who had
mapped out u gigantic combina, Ion
from the beginning.
Whatever the methods employed,
the purpose was plain--it was a we'll.
considered plot TO obtain possession
Of = vast quantity of natural wealth
which should have been preserved for
all the people. In order to reap a tax
from all the people.
Tie manner In which coal lands
have been permitted to become the
private possessions Of individuals and
corporations Is one Of the marvels In
American development. The sim
plest logic, and the plainest form Of
honesty, should hold that where ma.
ture supplies a commodity which all
the people need, and which Is not In
any degree the product of money or
Of labor, such u commodity should be
held In trust by the people, In the
form Of the Government. Yet a
comparatively few individuals and
corporations have been permitted to
sell to the people. often at exhorbi.
tant prices, that which should belong
to all the people. The annulment
Of the Cunningham claim indicates
an awakening which Is none the less
welcome because II comes so late in
the day.