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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-30

weeks with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. j. H
Hall, in the city.
W. w. Ware Of orange, was in the cit,
"Wednesday. M
Lee Pannlll. OF True Blue. visited his sis
ter. Mrs. Buckuer. here OH Wednesday,.
DR. l.. J.. Ricketts,, of Orange. was Cor.
louisville visitor this week. n
Rev = A. Cave, OF Rowling Green was In
the city and preached in the Disciples
Church on Wednesday evening.
Miss MarEie Martin mas closed her school,
at Somerset aud returned 10 her homo here
George Leigh. OF Louisa. was on trip to
Gordonsville Thursday
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-30
Delightful and Refreshing Hair
Grower and Beautifier.

What do you think Of this liberal offer?
Tragic Drug Co. has a. hair dressing and
fgrowcr that is guaranteed to stop itching
Iscalp, falling hair and to exterminate
Idandruff germs and remove every trace Of
Idandruff in two weeks. or money back
And, Furthermore, il Partisan Sage
!, (Which is the name OF this delightfully."- eff
cicnt preparatory doesn't cause you TO
!, grow a bountilul supply Of hair; if Paris
Ian Sage doesn't turn ordinary hair into
kiorious, radiant and beautiful hair
money back.
Partisan Sage is DELIGHTFULLY."- refined
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-30

Shenandoah. after visiting at the home
OF her parents. MIR. and Mrs. William
c. Phillips, In Winchester.
Miss Cora Wall. who has been visit
ter, has returned to her home in
CharleStown. w Va
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Gordonsville Social News

Gordonsville. Va. April ea-James W snecd
snent several days this week with ir!hnds in
Charlottesville.
Mrs. c. 3. Leckey has returned 10 her
home In Baltimore after spending several
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-30
Stops Falling Hair and
Dandruff or Money Back

hairdressing for men, women and children.
It's sold by Tragic Drug Co. and success
full druggists everywhere for only so cents
a large bottle. II you do not live near a
druggist who handles Partisan Sage you
can get bottle by express, all charges
prepaid, Tor only SO cents, or trial bottle
by. mail Tor 10 cents. Use the coupon
below.
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iroux Mfg. Co, Buffalo, N. Y.

GirouX Mig. Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Gentlemen:
Please send me bottle Of Par
isian Sage. Enclosed find cents.
Name !.
P"O. Address
Express Office .
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DON'T De Deceived!

For several years, certain interruptions manufac-
turers have been trying introduce limitations of the
Memo Corset al the prices ours, and under
names which sound like "Ncmo Sclf-Redueng"- but
which diss;mlar in every ether respect and have
no relation whatever to tied hygenc features.
These attempts have UTTERLY FAILED. The public
has refused 60 be humbugged.
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The fool-killer., 1911-03-01
MoRAvIAN FALLS. NORTH CAROLINA. MARCH, 1911.
gizzard,

digging holes in your glzzard,
you'd better not want it.
And this is the time of year, my
dear goslings, that you want to
be careful. Spring will be here
IN about three Winks Of roost-
ser's eye, and when the Easter
dresses come out to sun them
selves, and the Easter hats are in
full bloom then if you don t
want to get that !. awful disease
called Love, you had better shut
your eyes, plug up your ears and
hold your heart with both hands.
The fool-killer., 1911-03-01
MAMMON WORSHIP.

Oh. the poverty and wretchedness and
woe!
And you find it nearly everywhere
you go;
From the hands of toll wrested,
All the wealth is now congested
Into hands that never earned it.
even so!
Oh. the idle rich are riding DER the
earth
And proclaiming all the millions they
are worth.
While the men who earn the mil
lions
Are denounced as slaves and viii
All the victims of an accident of
Real manhood stands for nothing any
more;
It. is gold that people worship and
adore;
Gold will buy an invitation
To the highest social station.
Though it's master may be rotten to
the core.
Take the biggest highway thief you
ever saw
Give him wealth, and he's superior to
the law;
He can buy the courts and judges,
While old Justice never budges,
But looks on in admiration and in
ave.
Take a fool that don't know water
when it rains,
Let him stumble into million dollar
gains;
Just you watch that fellow, sonny,
And you'll soon observe that money
Is a never-failing substitute for
brains
JAMES LARKIN PEARSON.
The fool-killer., 1911-03-01

a subscriber up in Northern
Virginia writes me and wants to
know if l favor the election of
United States Senators by the di-
rect vote of the people. No, Mis-
ter. I'm not in favor of electing
them that way nor any other way.
We ain t got one particle of use
for that pestiferous pack Of pot
gutted plutocrats loafmg around
up there and representing only
the interests of Wall Street, the
Morganheims and the Carne-
fellers. 1t would pay us a blamed
sight better to abolish the entire
Upper House, as we call it, and
rent out the North end Of the
Capitol for a Chinese laundry.
The fool-killer., 1911-03-01
THE EDITORS WIFE AGAIN.

Most Of you remember the little
spell over my name few
months ago, accompanied by a.
picture Of myself, asking you all
to push The Fool-Killer for my
sake. = Well, ] want to tell you
the results. A few sent in clubs
on the strength of it; one man
wrote that / should not have
printed such healthy looking
picture if / wished to gain peo-
pies sympathy; another man was
heard to remark that it was all a
ruse' to get money; and an
other man (from another state)
called at our Office to see if I had
told the truth. These are eases
that have come to my knowledge,
and goodness knows there might
have been much more incredulity.
The idea! AS if I would have
put up such a story if it had not
been true! As bad as / want
money, I would not stoop to lying
for it. Yes, / Do want money
because at present | need it awful
bad-and though / will confess
that the principal reason / wrote
the article was the hope that it
would bring in more money, | do
not feel it was a ruse to make
money did not ask for char
ity, as / knew full well that every
subscriber would get more than
his moneys worth in return.
do not want any ones charity,
and any of you are welcome to
come and see whether our condi-
tions are as told them. My face
might fool you, as my i'll health
shows very little in my face, but
il you could hear me cough and
wheeze and struggle for breath
you might think told the truth
Anyway, I'm thinking lot OF
you would think you were dying
il yon had to have such spells as
I We suffered.
As to the home | spoke Of, i
The fool-killer., 1911-03-01
A SERMON ON LOVE.

TEXT In the spring the
young mans fancy turns to
thoughts of Sally Ann. =
Yes, children, that's what Ten,
nyson says, and / reckon Tenny-
son knows what he is talking
about
| looked out toward the east.
this morning and saw Spring
coming over the hill with rose.
in her hair and a smile on her
face that would melt polar ice-i
berg.
And that reminded me that If,
/ had anything to say to the
tender hearted lads and lassies i
had better say it now better
take the young things BY the
hand in a fatherly sort of way.
and give them some advice before
it is too late.
Spring, with all her far-famed
loveliness and beauty, is dan
gerous proposition. She is the
queen of all the sirens and the
NANNY of broken hearts. Her
smile is a snare and delusion,
and danger turks in her song.
When the fatal virus of Spring
gets to galloping around in a
young fellows blood-better look
QUIT There is going to be the
devil to pay pretty soon. Ten
times out of nine the stuff will
settle around the fellows heart
and cause him to act worse than
a love-sick gander at a poultry
show Especially is this the case
if there happens. to be a pretty
girl somewhere in sight.
Here is reliable formula for
making love-sick fool: Take
two parts gentle spring, one part
gosling boy and one part pretty
girl; mix, and set out in the
moonlight. That s all: It will
make one fool certain, and often
makes two.
But / wouldn t advise you
young 'uns to try the experiment,
It's dangerous. Love-sickness is
a terrible disease, but there are
three cures for it-time, death
and matrimony. Take your
choice. IF you can't get your
! choice, take something else. One
thing is as good as another, and
a blamed sight better.
Love is sorter like the itch
more folks have had it than are
willing to own up to it. But j
you have never swallowed the
| love-germ and felt its toe-nails
The fool-killer., 1911-03-01
nos.


You could see us camping in
the rear end of a dusty printing
Office, you might think that l had
occasion to wish that The Fool
Killer would grow by leaps and
bounds for few months at least.
1t is our only means Of income,
and certainly honest and honor
able, although its rough style is
not exactly in harmony with my
aesthetic and spiritual nature.
Consequently 7 know that it all
depends on the receipts from the
paper as to when / will get the
home I have dreamed Of and wait.
ed for a long time. In my condi-
tion it is positively important
that. I get out Of the dusty close
quarters now occupy and I hope.
the time will not be long. AS
soon as warm weather comes I IN
going to get out, even if have to
live In tent.
I've done my part toward
building the home, as / have de-
signed about 25 different original
house plans this winter. I finally
got one to suit my motion" as
well as my needs, and it S a dan
dy little cottage, too It will have
an open-air porch room where I
will live most of the time during
the day and sleep at night, thus
enabling me to get well by means
of plenty Of air and sunshine.
When any of you want to build a
new house, just write for some Of
my plans! They are strictly orig
inal, and no flies on them, either.
Though If you are rich and want
great big fine house you needn t
send for them.
So we expect to start up the
framing in the spring, and then
finish up the house just as fast as
The Fool Killer will permit. Al
though the little paper has far
exceeded our hopes when we first
launched it, yet if it does not
grow still faster in the next few
months, I'm afraid the new home
will not be far enough along to be
comfortable next winter
I naturally feel a personal graf
itude to every one Of you who
have sent and will send us sub
scriptions, but please remember |
have not written this to work on
| your sympathy, but to vindicate
myself from the charge Of hav-
| ing circulated falsehood as a
aruse to make money.
Yours sincerely,
CORA PEARSON.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-27

you are! Now my great grandfather
younger than you by five years-look-
ed ~ old ~ You do when he was six
ty. You can't tell = thing about PEG
ple-do you still digest beefsteak or do
you live on breakfast food:"
And then wonder at the stiff,
strained smile you get in reply.
Later the interregator says what
4 disagreeAble man Blank has become.
I tried to be pleasant this afternoon
told him how young he looks. He
grinned at me like a mummy. see
myself going out OF my way again to
be pleasant to an old man. Age has
soured Blank. Remember how gen
ial"-and so on.
Age-"the great disgrace that Is put
upon us ALL"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-27

day that marked the line or cleavage.
That the clock struck the fatal hour
for you.
Maybe this il true Maybe not.
The truth is, however, that too lit
tie consideration is accorded old peo-
pie. And not In the accepted sense.
But In . sort OF insult, unconscious as
1t invariably Is, to their intelligence.
Age should never be acknowledged
by the other person
Have you not often seen the flush of
resentment, of humiliation, of wound
ed vanity-harmless vanity. indeed
commendable vanity-when some
public official, some delivery boy,
some agent at the door, some indis-
eliminating yahoo. has addressed one
whom they never knew or saw be-
fore as uncle" grandma" or moth
err"
1t is form of address intolerable
and inexcusable
A distinguished man, a celebrity in
his way, On railway journey, was
once addressed by the brakeman as
uncle" This particular parsonage
was of splendid physique and indomi-
table bearing. His carriage was mill
tary. His defiance of time magnifi-
cent. He was an imposing figure.
The unconscious insult offered him
ranked for hours. He. who had been
accustomed to respectful homage,
whose spirit was as indomitable as
the stars. whose age was only in &C.
emulation of birthdays and in the
white of his hair, whose mentality was
as vigorous as that Of a man many
years his junior. who could not have
been old had he lived a thousand
years, was the victim of a petty dis
courtesy as unintentional as it was
obvious. It's object disdained to no.
tice it but it bit into the metal of his
armour like acid on the etched plate.
Studied insolence is, perhaps, the
most irritating in effect But unstud-
led insolence is maddening.
Why should people thing that other
people who have attained a certain
age like to be talked to as though
they were specimens in a museum.
To be observed curiously with an i'm
personal. detached, cook-tourist's air.
And SO you're eighty-odd-well
well-Why you don't look day over
seventy-three! How we'll preserved
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-27
GREAT NATIONAL GAME on THE SQUARE
Average American Likes Baseball Because It's Clean
Sport, but Prefers to Go Without His Wife on
Sunday Afternoon Insult to Age.

can 1 take you to a committee meet
ing?"
You're not going to a committee
meeting" says the near-bride cannily.
do you mean to insinuate that
L"
Nov don't get fussy. Don't you
think know you're going to the base
ball game"
Lord save us, woman says the
gentleman in the case staggering un-
der this first illustration of woman's
intuition, who told you that?"
Pooh-I read it in the Lady's Home
Journal. In advice to young wives it
says when they act like that on Sun
day afternoon they are always going
to baseball game"
With which he succumbs. Wheth-
er he takes her to the game or wheth-
er, preferring to sit boredly at nome
rather than attempt to explain it's in
tricacies to her, will never be
known. Suffice to say that any
man would rather miss it all than try
to explain it on the fly.
DdScUdAl anu lOOLU0ll, uo"CSCIs IA Q
two of the games at which women can
be accomplished fans rather than per-
formers. Occasionally you hear of a
woman's baseball team, but in this
phase it is not a woman's game. Wo-
men do not shine as it's exemplars.
1t is not a spectacle to which skirts
add luster
The real reason, however, says an
expert dissector of the psychology of
baseball and it's strangle hold on the
American public is that it appeals to
the national sense of fairness.
1t is a clean sport.
And whatever the American may
| endure in the way of graft in civic life,
however indulgently he may look up
! on personal moral lapses, however in
different to corruption in high places,
! when it comes to sport he wants it
Invested of crookedness.
| This is the reason why he flocks by
thousands to the baseball diamond.
! Why he cheers his favorites and de-
nounces their bad plays. Why he
enjoys game won honestly on it's
sporting merits. Why its opponents
are popular heroes.
Its because it's on the square,;
said the expert dissector. About the
only thing left of American life that
is"
! Why do people think that because a
man or woman is old he or she nc
longer retains any of the little human
| weaknesses that make social inter.
course endurable.
Nobody likes to be old.
! Age Is not beautiful 1t is flabby
and unpleasant, handicapping and un
comfortable. 1t is not the period OF
rose-tinted emotion. 1t is the time
of sallow-hued negativeness.
That is, on the outside.
The shell is different in color and
form. but the spirit is the same
Someone once said that the day
when the people who once looked old
to you no longer looked old was the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-27

Joachim Aurat WIS ID his day the
best dressed man in the world. Born
in 1851 IN village near Cah0rs the
son Ut day laborer. he was sent 10 n
Jesuit school 10 be educated for the
priesthood. He ran away. joined the
army. and sixteen years utter he had
become q lieutenant he was held
marshal. Duke OF Cieve and Berg. with
Napoleon's sister. Caroline. Is his wife.
and. finally. by the grace OF his broth
erein-law, was created king Of Naples
In all sta IONS be paid the closest at
tention - his attire and wore in bat
tie gold embroidered and jeweled uni
forms which would have made him
conspicuous Mt court function and
dressed himself as for 4 review when
he was led forth to be shot.-New
York Tribune. s
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-27
az ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE.

6v eSt6eU 0HiFpbN "6uJE.
Back to the normal-the series has
ended:
Although ON second thought why
back to the normal?
What's more normal than interest
in our great national game! What II
it may be financial on the side. That
only shows your true sporting spirit.
Anyone who won't contribute ten
cents toward a pot to decide forever
or for the day-who's who in the base
ball world is not worth farther con-
sideration. Let him be cast into out
er darkness. He doesn't love the
sport disinterestedly. He's no patriot.
Why is the interest in the great ma
tional game SO gripping. Why do its
followers crowd the bleachers and
pack the grand-stands by the twenty
thousands. Why do they howl them
selves hoarse when Collins makes a
base. or display apoplectic symptoms
of Mathewson.
Its the same emotion that causes
the neighbor children to sit on the al
ley fence and egg on their respective
and favOrite stars on the gangs team.
1t is, in fact, a manifestation of ma
tional righteousness that is not at all
unflattering to the quality of mental
outlook possessed by the average Am:
erican.
However, it's not only the average
that goes mad over the game. Those
rated as different" although wheth-
er or not this is an evidence of super
iority Is left to question, are apt to go
as daffy as the others.
Mr.. Theodore Roosevelt is an en-
thusiastic fan and side by side with
him can be counted Mr.. William How
ard Taft
Was not Mr.. Robert U. Johnson. ed
itor of the Century magazine, poet,
essayist, elegant man of letters, seen
in a visit to Richmond a year or so
since upon an. elevated seat at the
Athletic park hypnotically watching
the local celebrities steal bases and
make home runs?
And what If his ardour was not as
consuming as that of his distinguish
ed brother. ex-Congressman Henry U.
Johnson, sitting hard by? 1t was in.
terested ardour all the same.
Baseball appeals to all classes. Ev.
en- women understand it, Although
men affect to think and indeed so say,
that it is not woman's game Its a
mans.
And If there is one particular de-
claration of war It is on that first Sun
day afternoon in the post-honeymoon
season when the gentleman in the
case brushes his hat and says he is
awfully sorry but he has to meet
with a committee of the South Side
Improvement association from two to
six but will, of course, spend the ev-
ening at home.
II think you might let me go along"
says the near-bride poutingly.
But my DEAR" says the other ex.
postulatingly, "be reasonable. How
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Hear Prof. Russell tonight
lat Y. M. G.. A. 1t
REAL ESTATE
TRANSFERS

Z Fideha M. Dougan to Elizabeth
/, Rruley. Aug. b. 1911. $12714. Pt. N.
w. SEC. 20, 1S. II.
Geo. w. Hardwich to Jno. W. Hard
wick. Oct. 30. 1911. $40. 1T. N. e. IA
sec. 20. Is. Is.
Chas. L. Wolfer to w. Webster
NsfR, Oct. II. 1871. 800, Lot 5, s A.
Williams add. Richmond.
\ Anna Thomas to Geo. A. Davis. Aug
40. 1911, SIS. Fl. sec. 1.17-14.
ChAs. r. Haseltine to Ada D. Has
eltine. Oct IL. 1911, 81 Pt. lot II. Eliza.
beth STAIRS add. Richmond.
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l. 4 NOTICE or SALE
Sheelfrs sale az Real Estate.

= eOS~SOs
BY virtue Of . certified copy Of de-
cree to me directed from the clerk
~ the Wayne Circuit Court Of Wayne
County. Indiana, I will offer ut pub
lie sale to the highest bidder ut the
court house door In the city OF Rich.
'inond. Wayne County, Indiana. on
saturday. the eleventh day Of Novem-
Ter. 1911. between the hours of 10
o'clock .. m. and o'clock p. m, on
said day, the following described real
state In Wayne County. Indiana. to
nit: $.ss 45.s 4
Lot No. -. In Mordecai Perryx
ysb-D lvislon Of certain lots in Gresnr
wood Addftion ad5oining the City of
EichmOod. rs. &e
said sale TO be without relief from
N,,luation and appraiscmsnt laws, to
ss.tisfy said decree In my hands In ia
ss,r OF VIM. H. Bartsl, Jr., W. William
Warren.
Sss Albert = o2ssn.
0hsriff u Wayne County. A
WIN w. Keller.
Attorney f0r Plaintiff.
$50. 90 3r.A sN ss%t@ .Eass3 sps5 s*%g8 fr
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-27
CONF|OANT TO POPE
OEAO-NOTfO CAREER
Mgr. Chapel Who Served as
Chamberlain, Punished
for Excuses.

SACRAMENTO, Oct. 27.-Monsig-
more Thomas J. Chapel, world famous
Catholic prelate, whose career ranged
from unknown parish priest in Eng
land to private chamberlain to the
pope and then down the gamut to ex-
lied priest and finally private tutor
and western ranchman, is dead.
For several years, Monsignore Cap
ell led a precarious existence in the
United States, accepting aims from
friends and working when and where
he could and mingling daily with peo-
pie, none of whom knew his romantic
history. which at one time had made
him the most talked of Catholic mis-
sIonary in the world. the converter of
noted English peers and peeresses and
then the confidant of the pope him
SELF
Wine, women and song caused the
downfall Of the once brilliant prelate.
Scandals in England and in this coun-
try time after time, brought about his
humiliation at a time when his pow
er seemed at it's hight
He was ordered to leave England by
Cardinal Manning after a financial
scandal had been followed by other
violations of the church laws. Similar
occurrences in New York and Balti-
more, when he was the lion of the
hour of eastern society, Catholic and
Protestant alike, caused Cardinal Nc.
Closkey to send him to California.
Here he lived in seclusion for years
acting as private tutor to the son Of
the Countess Valensin on a ranch near
Sacramento.
Recently he became reconciled to
the church and died at the home Of
Archbishop Grace here, having preach
ed at the Catholic cathedral Sunday.
Thomas John Capel was born in
Brompton, Kent, England. seventy-Ave
years ago. with q touch of Irish blood
in his veins. At the age of twenty-four
he entered the Catholic priesthood, be-
ing ordained by Cardinal Wiseman.
The eloquence, bearing and sauvity
OF the young priest won as converts
to Catholicism many noted men and
women of the mid-victorian era, am
onE them being the wealthy marquis
Of Butte. Lady Jane Hastings and the
Prince Doria. The conversion Of the
marquis created such stir that Lord
Beaconsfield satirized 1t In the nov
el 'Lothair."
His success brought him recogni-
ton from Rome. and in 1872 he was
made domestic prelate. as well as re-
ceiving tha title of Monsignor and be-
ing appointed private chamberlain.
Financial difficulties which he
found himself involved in led him to
excessive indulgence in liquor. A re-
monstrance from Cardinal Newman
brought about q temporary reforma-
ton. His fondness for brilliant so
ciety and an unfortunate escapade or
two which he allowed his impulses
lead him into finally brought about
severe reprimand from Cardinal
Manning, whihc was followed by Or
ders for him to leave England.
He then came to the United States.
In New York his brillians and wit
won him q place In the highest 60
cial circles, but soon his fondness for
wine and other indulgences closed all
doors against him. In San Francisco
It was reported that he had been re-
duced to accepting charity from
friends and finally that he had gone
TO q ranch. He then dropped from
view.