Gilpin observer., 1911-09-21
OBSERVATIONS

backbone.
Every dog has his day-and the cat
has the night.
The man who goes back to the
land is assured royal welcome.
None but the very selfish can en-
Joy themselves all laone.
When man is "in the soup" he
is not usually Sin the SWIM"
The man who doesn't get very far
UP the ladder doesn't get SO badly
hurt II he falls. >,
Putting things off until tomorrow
Is not such a serious matter IL you
do them then.
We are all more or less people Of
destiny-but we do not have to take
it ready-made.
The only really satisfactory way Of
solving the servant problem is not to
have any.
The common house fly is presumed
to be an ardent believer in the COM
mandment Thou shalt not kill"
| When a man gets a good berth
with the government, 1t seems to him
like being born again.
! The Sultan of Morocco is fugi-
tive. 1t must be relief to get away
from that bunch Of wives for awhile
| The man who doesn't do his best
isn't getting all that there is in life
for him.
! Those who manipulate the egg mar
ket frequently count their chickens
before they are Matched.
i Many an optimist would be pes
simist II things weren't coming his
way.
, The Gear has his bomb throwers
and the president has his office
seekers.
Government ownership Of public
utilities or publics utilities ownership
of government-that seems to be the
question.
Rockefeller says he is dissatisfied
with himself. That makes it unani-
nous.
The majority of women do not
want to vote-they merely want the
right to do so.
: A Pittsburg councilman got $1,000
for his vote and then gave himself
away.
Don't judge by appearances-ex-
cept when it is to the advantage OF
the person being judged. r
There are times that We wish there
was more truth in the old saying
that tomorrow never comes.
/ 1t is better to have secure foot
ing part way up the ladder than to
have a precarious position at the top.
Luther Burbank has created a
berry that weighs an ounce. To put
it in the regulation berry boxes
would require about three Of them.
! The years are SO much longer on
Jupiter that Christmas comes but
once to our twelve. There's the place
to go to save money.
| 1t is sometimes discouraging to
have man say, 81 know" to every
thing you tell him, but he beats the
man who always says, II don't
know"
People OF Philadelphia say one of
the new plays is too loud. 1t must be
a noisy one II it has disturbed that
town.
When a girl gets up in the morn
ing with squashed microbes on her
lips, it's sign some young gentle
man called on her the previous even
I ing.
Sixty-one languages are spoken in
Mexico-which may account for the
fact that SO many Of the revolutions
are mostly talk.
Some of the cooking recipes that
newspapers are allowed to print
leaves no doubt as to the liberty Of
the press.
There are thirty-eight bankers in
the federal prison at Leavenworth.
The money-power is grabbing every
thing.
"In God We Trust" appears on
many OF our coins-but II Uncle Sam
didn't have his stamp on them no
one would accept them without hesi-
tation.
old to work.
A man can cure himself OF sleeping
in church by spending the hours OF
10 to IL Sunday mornings in preach
ing the philosophy Of Isak Walton,
and the hours OF Z to o p. m. in help.
Ing his wife prepare the fish for Mon
days dinner.
II fish bait would only grow in the
same place that the garden needs
digging. wiley would not need to wor
ry about getting that part Of the