Evening journal., 1911-03-08
An Unfortunate
Encomium
BY EDWARD IGLEHART
Copyright by American Press Asso-
citation. 1871.


Now, everybody knows that beauty
II it is unconscious is a very nice
thing, but as soon as It becomes con
scious II breeds vanity. and vanity is
the mother OF large brood Of troubles.
My wife and myself-we are both
Vans-belong to the older sristocracy
of New York. None of our ancestors
would have thought OF associating
with the ancestors Of persons WHO are
now in the swim and 20 whose circle
we were not admitted. They care
nothing about our ancestors. though
many OF them have heard of my IA
ther. who was a Distinguished com
modore In the navy, and my ~ife's
grandmother, who was a celebrated
New York belle. The places once oc-
cupied by these worthy people are
now filed with the descendants of
those who sold them oysters and fish
and whose wealth runs away up into
the millions.
But my wife and / we're happy nm
al a certain remark was repeated to
her. One of our old family connec-
lions who owns box I'm the diamond
horseshoe"-so called from being that
gallery OF the Metropolitan Opera
aires-gave us the use OF It for one
night. The favor nearly caused our
ruin. Soon after that night at the
opera Gertrude's cousin, who gave us
the box. said to my wife:
"The Earl OF Chapperton. recently
from London. asked me who was the
lady in my box on Thursday night.
saying at the same time: She's the
most beautiful woman I ever saw.
London could not furnish anything
equal to herT"
The remark was not only repeated to
my wife. but was talked about at ev-
cry function held by the golden set.
1t finally came TO Gertrude, added to
In this wise; what pity that Mrs.
Van Valkenburg doesn't take the po-
eition in society that half a century
ago was occupied by her grandmother.
the beautiful Betty Van Wyke"
From that moment my dear wife got
the society bee In her bonnet. "Our
family has always kept up In the
world till the present generatiou," she
said. 1--WE have $4,000 a year. and
on that we could get on I'm society.
Connections Of ours in the swim would
introduce MS. and our especial associ-
ates would be OF the older aristocratic
set who are not so rich as these new
commercial people"
MY dear" protested. "our $4,000
income would not keep US in the swim
a month"
mot with your management" she
retorted, but a woman can always
make money go further than a man
Let me try viii show you what
can do
Like fool was persuaded. NJ
wife had no trouble in penetrating th'
society sxirmish line because Of th'
remark Of the Earl Of Chapperton
which was on every ones lips. She re
ceived a number OF invitations, bu
found that she must make consider
able outlay for costumes before she
could accept any Of them. And since
the costumes she must rival cost all
the way from several hundred 10 sew
er8l thousand dollars, and she must
have a different costume for each
function. the amount soon ran up TO a
third OF our total income. Since our
ordinary necessary expenditures re-
quired the other two-thirds. It was evi-
dent we would soon run upon the
rocks. But what is the one matter of
a woman's costumes, expensive though
they be, compared with the thousand
and one other Injuries that must be
provided by people Of fashion. One
dinner alone we felt obliged to give
cost us $500, and It was considered
plain at that
We permeated the outer social line
and were making some headway into
the inner circle. We were both disap-
pointed in discovering that we must be
civil to a number Of the wives Of young
multimillionaires who had married
actresses. and my wife had discovered
that society was not composed Of such
persons as her grandmother had shone
among. Then something happened
that called a halt to our advance.
A certain Mrs. Van Valkenburg
/ whose income was some 100000 a
year and who was as homely as a
hedge fence. caused It to be given oul
for a consideration, the price beins
invitations to certain social climbers tc
her soirees-that a mistake had beer
made in reporting Earl Chapperton'f
remark as to the most beautiful won
an in New York. The Mrs. Van Val
kenburg referred to was the lady
with the 100000 income.
Everybody sneered. but as all un
derstood that TO gainsay this edici
would cost them the enmity OF one
of the most powerful women in New
York society no one dared TO lisr
q word to the contrary. The ear
had returned to England and was no
TO be even questioned on the subject
The moment his lordship's compliment
was appropriated by another my wifi
ceased to be an object Of curiosity
and. as she had no other claim TO b
admitted to society, was dropped. Be
sides. any further attention TO her wal
sure to be resented by the other Mrs
Van Valkenburg
When the battle was over discov
! cred that we had eaten upon our cap
ital sufficiently TO reduce our incom