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Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Wanted-House to rent. j. B.
Simmons, office in La Grand Hotel.
Mrs. G. W. Beise has as her guest
this week Miss Campbell of Mime
apolis.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. David Moser, of Horton, on
Sept. 18th.
Miss Edna Better returned Satur-
day from an extended visit with
friends in Minneapolis.
Mrs. A. Dalrymple left Wednesday
for Chicago, where she will visit re-
latives for some time.
C. P. McGinnis, of Portland, Ore
gon, has been spending the week in
| Morris looking after his farm here
For Sale-I wish to sell the
Scandinavian House in Morris or trade
it for Stevens county land.
F. C. Splitstoser.
The popular Dougherty Stock Co.
at Opera House, three nights, Sept.
FL, 20 and %, in repertoire of new
plays.
DR.. S. H. Spur, formerly of this
city but now of St. Paul, spent the
rirst of the week here hunting with
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Randall, of
St. Paul, are visiting with Mr.. and
Mrs. C. 3. Randall, while on their
wedding trip.
| Stevens County Fair, at Morris.
September 21. 22 and %. Big races,
good free attractions and fine exhibits.
Don't fail to attend.
We cordially invited you to inspect
our opening display of fall millinery
Sept. 18th and 10Th. Emma Peter
son, The Harris Block. ct.
Mr.. Millard, who has been at the
home of J. j. Newell, in Darnen,
during the summer, returned to his
home in Red Wing this week.
Those who purchased reserved seat
tickets for "The County Fair can
have the same reserved at Krueger's
drug store today and tomorrow.
Arrange to buy your winter apples
from the car on the track back of
the postofice on Sept. 21st. Choice
winter apples at reasonable prices.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. ]. Newell, of
Darnen, are expected back tomorrow
from Red Wing, where they have
been visiting for the past two weeks.
Use pure ice from Lake Mime
waska. 1t costs but very little more,
but will prove much more satisfactory
than any cheaper ice. J. L. Byrne &
Son.
Poultry prices are as good as
they will be this year. Bring in
your hens and springs that are
ready to market. Stevens County
Produce Co.
John Foley, son of Luke Foley, |
who has been consulting with a spe-
cialist in Minneapolis on account of |
trouble with his eyes went to the |
cities again on Wednesday night.
Harold Stone, of Caldwell, Idaho, |
has been the guest of his cousin, |
Phil. Stone, this week, and left yes.
terday for the state university to con-
tinue his studies in the medical COL |
lege there.
A street crossing is being laid
across Seventh street on the westerly
side of Atlantic avenue. This is the |
last link in the new walk to the |
Great Northern depot on the westerly |
side of Atlantic avenue.
Among those who went to the state |
university this week from here are
Phil. and Archie Stone to take the
law course, Alfred Watzke to take
a course in dentistry, and Miss Jose,
phine Eddy to take course in domestic
science.
j. J. Geib is planning to extend |
his business to other points, and has
incorporated lumber company COM
posed of himself, M. S. Car, of Clara
City, and Bert Winter, of Mime
apolis, to be knwon as the Morris
Lumber Co. Mr.. Geib has enjoyed
an excellent business since coming
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Among those from this vicinity who
have drawn a chance at the land on
the Fort Berthold reservation in North
Dakota are Henry Nystrom, Hancock.
1894; Ingvald T. Siverts. Beardsley,
$500; C. Josephine Edmonds, Nor
ris. 1909; and John Dudley, Hancock.
2OO3.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

The managers of the county fair at
Clinton were very anxious to have
the Morris Boys Band come there
and play during the fair, and made
the boys.a fattering offer, but the
project had to be abandoned on ac-
count of it taking the boys out Of
school too long.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

For the month of July and there
after until further notice we will ex-
change flour for wheat at the follow
ing rates. For one bushel of one
Northern wheat we will give 35 lbs.
of New Gold Flour or 38 lbs. of
Silver Leaf Flour. This must be in
ten bushel lots or over and the -four
must be taken in full 49 ID. or SO lb.
sacks as we will not divide a sack of
flour. This exchange we will make
either at the mill or at any of our
elevators in either Chokio, Cryus or
Starbuck. Morris City Mills.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Tne best corn binder sold either for
the medium height or short corn of
this country is the Deering Corn
Binder. S. Stewart sells them.
Call and see them and get prices.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

September 21, % and %.
Wanted-Girl for general house
work. Apply at the Bakery. 1t.
Boy wanted to work for his board
and go to school. Mrs. L. H. Schu-
mann.
Four work horses and one nice
driver for sale at right price. c.. A.
Glover.
Wanted-A good kitchen girl.
Good wages offered. Mrs. James
Griffith.
Three big nights, Sept. 21, % and
%. The popular Dougherty Stock
Company. Fair week.
Norwegian services at Lutheran
Free church next Sunday evening at
7:45 p. m. A. Olson. pastor.
We can use all the hens and
young chickens you bring at good
prices. Stevens County Produce
Co.
Get ready now and spend three
nights with Dougherty Stock Com
pany, Sept. 21, % and 23-Fair
week.
Carload of choice winter apples for
sale on the Great Northern track back
of the postofice for week beginning
Sept. 21st.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Horrigan, of
Pasco, WASH, have been spending
the week here visiting his parents
and other relatives.
The Ladies Aid of the Methodist
church will meet with Mrs. Pearce |
this afternoon. Refreshments will
be served in the afternoon and 25c
supper in the evening.
Tne best corn binder sold either for |
the medium height or short corn of |
this country is the Deering Corn
Binder. S. Stewart sells them. |
Call and see them and get prices.
Clint. DeCamp, of Synnes, was
arrested last Friday for assaulting S. |
Stewart with revolver. After his |
arrest investigation proved that he |
was mentally deranged and on Tues |!
day he was taken to the hospital at |
Fergus Falls.
Among those from this vicinity who
have drawn chance at the land on |
the Fort Berthold reservation in North |
Dakota are Henry Nystrom, Hancock. |
1894; Ingvald T. Siverts. Beardsley, |
$500; C. Josephine Edmonds, Nor
ris. 1909; and John Dudley, Hancock. |
2OO3. !
H. C. Michalscheck arrived the |
first of the week from Rapid City |
S. D., having driven thru from that
point. He says that in the western |
part of South Dakota it was necessary
to carry hay, as there is not even |
any grass for horse to feed on and
the country is deserted.
Mr.. Willie Moser, of Morris, and
Miss Anna Emile Eystad, of Scott,
were married on Wednesday, Sept.
18th, by Rev. A. R. Larson, at the
Congregational parsonage. Both of
the contracting parties have many
friends who wish them success. They
will make their home about three
miles south of town
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Those who purchased reserved seat
tickets for "The County Fair can
have the same reserved at Krueger's
drug store today and tomorrow.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Mr.. Willie Moser, of Morris, and
Miss Anna Emile Eystad, of Scott,
were married on Wednesday, Sept.
18th, by Rev. A. R. Larson, at the
Congregational parsonage. Both of
the contracting parties have many
friends who wish them success. They
will make their home about three
miles south Of town
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Don't fail to see it-My Boy Jack
four act comedy drama, opera house,
Sept. 21st.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

We are making an effort to sell
every pound of -four used in Stevens
County. We use only the best wheat
and guarantee every sack of New Gold
to be equal to any spring wheat -four
made. Price $3.50 cwt at the mill.
Money refunded if our flour does not
fulfil our guarantee. We also ex-
change -four for wheat. Morris City
Mills.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Call and see the manure spreader
we sell for $500. Stone & Munro.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Geo. Sullivan, young man en-
ployed on the W. M. Roberts farm in
Scott, accidentally shot himself in
the foot last Sunday. The tip of the
gun barrel was resting on his foot
when the gun was discharged, and
the charge went thru the foot. Such
a wound might easily cause the loss
of the foot, but fortunately no such
result il expected as the wound is
healing nicely.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Use pure ice from Lake Mime
waska. 1t costs but very little more,
but will prove much more satisfactory
than any cheaper ice. J. L. Byrne &
Son.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

On Monday, the aged father of
Henry Zimmerman, of Pepperton,
suffered a stroke of paralysis of the
right side. He is now improved.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

H. C. Michalscheck arrived the
first of the week from Rapid City
S. D., having driven thru from that
point. He says that in the western
part of South Dakota it was necessary
to carry hay, as there is not even
any grass for a horse to feed on and
the country is deserted.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

The Ladies Aid of the Methodist
church will meet with Mrs. Pearce
this afternoon. Refreshments will
be served in the afternoon and 25c
supper in the evening.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

For Sale Lot %, block IA, Nor
ris. E. E. Sawyer.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Mr.. Millard, who has been at the
home of J. J. Newell, in Darnen,
during the summer, returned to his
home in Red Wing this week.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Stevens County Fair, at Morris.
September 21, 22 and %. Big races,
good free attractions and fine exhibits.
Don't fail to attend.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Poultry prices are as good as
they will be this year. Bring in
your hens and springs that are
ready to market. Stevens County
Produce Co.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

We cordially invited you to inspec
our opening display of fall milliner.
Sept. 18th and 18th. Emma Peter
son, The Harris Block. ct.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Horrigan, of
Pasco, WASH, have been spending
the week here visiting his parents
and other relatives.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Carload of choice winter apples for
sale on the Great Northern track back
of the postofice for week beginning
Sept. 21st.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Miss Agnes johnson has returned
from Colorado and resumed her duties
at the Mcclure store.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Get ready now and spend three
nights with Dougherty Stock Com
pany, Sept. 21, % and 23-Fair
week.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

On Sept. 21st a carload of choice
winter apples will be offered for sale
from the car on the Great Northern
track back of the postofice.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Found knights Templar charm.
Owner can have same by proving
property and paying for this notice.
L. W. Cartwright.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Randall, of
St. Paul, are visiting with Mr.. and
Mrs. C. B. Randall, while on their
wedding trip.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Miss Elfreda Borrill returned the
first of the week from Grand Forks,
where she attended the Whlte-F Fowler
wedding.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Mrs. E. A. Jacobson and Mrs. Geo.
w. Beise will entertain the school
teachers tomorrow afternoon at the
home of the latter.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Norwegian services at Lutheran
Free church next Sunday evening at
7:45 o. m. A. Olson. pastor.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

We can use all the hens and
young chickens you bring at good
prices. Stevens County Produce
Co,
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Mrs. Ginnow is having some ex-
tensive improvements made on her
farm in Scott township.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

Why feed those hens that are
not laying, coop them up and get
the cash for them at the Stevens
County Produce Co.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
REVIEW OF LOCAL IHAPPENINGS

County Fair. Sept. 21, % and %.
Have you got button?
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
Maanitude Of 4 Million.

In some public 81 hou.s where large
halls are available III effort has been
made to realize the L.p, ming OF mil
lion. They - .re lUd large sheets VI
paper, each aliuui tuur feet six incnes
square. ruled in quarter inrh squares
In each alternate square round
black wafer or tirc,e Is placed little
overlapping the square, thus leaving
an equal urlouat of white space be-
tween the black spots NJ each tenth
spot a double width Is. rft 81 as to
separate each huld:rd SUITS. ten by
ten. Each sheet then no DIS ,O.oOo
spots, each horizontal ~ rtri!ml row
containing 1000 cine II iudreI such
sheets contain. of tufts. million
spots, and they would cupy Il space
$50 feet long in one row or ninety
feet long in five rows 81 that they
would entirely rover the wallis OF O
room about thirty feet square and
tM nty-hve feet high from floor to
celling. allowing space for doors. bu'
not for windows The Bible from
Genesis TO Revelation X SUPPOSED to
contain 3.5OOOtU letters IL every let
| ter in the Bible were ii dollar II woult
about half build battleship.-Louis
Vile Courier-.Iournal.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
Queered Himself.

"Absentmindednrss Is dreadful
ORA wback to success" said promi'
nent official. ~ know very absent
minded lawyer. The other day 1t was
raining and blowing, and he engaged
a taxicab. On the way to court he
overlook the judge plodding along on
foot through rain and wind and mud,
and he halted the taxicab and invited
his honor to ride with him. The judge
accepted the invitation. the taxicat
duly halted at the courthouse, and the
absentminded lawyer hoped out and
ran upstairs to get ready the papers
for a petition he was to present. Bu'
when the court opened and the petit
ton was presented the judge who hac
been so courteous in the cab few
minutes before, now repulsed the law
yer coldly and contemptuously. Al
the poor fellow stood stupefed erie
whispered to him:
"'Do you know what you did? Yo'
ran in and left his honor to pay 10
the taxicab.' Washington Star.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
A FRAGRANT TRAIN.
Cut Flower Limited Express Unique
Feature In France.

Every night during the winter
months a special train, popularity call
ed the "Rapide des Fleurs"-the cut
dover limited express-of ten cars,
leaves Toulon for Paris over the line
of the Paris, Lyons and Mediterranean
railway, carrying cut flowers In bias
kets and cardboard boxes from all
stations on the line from Nice to Tou'
lon to the Paris markets. Certain
cars are switched off to Frankfort
Berlin and Munich; others continue to
Brussels and others to Calais, where
their perishable freight is rushed tc
the markets of London and Man
! chester.
Certaia shipments reach St. Peters
burg and Vienna, and the facilitie
thus offered the flower growers o
southern France are unique 10 tn
transportation world A special trail
crew sorts these tens ot thousa nos o
parcels en- route, the eight cr tel
sorters handling the baskets as care
fully as the mails are handled.
The cut flower industry OF souther
France began with the impetus mrs
given by Alphonse Karr, the ecrivai
jardinier, as he was known when
settled In St Raphael in the latte
part of the last century.
Today the violets Of Hyeres, like II
roses and carnations Of Antilles an
the narcissus and Roman hyacinths
Oiliouies, LIE Pradet and Carquierann
? are found in the shops Of Paris scar
, eighteen hours after they were gro'
ing in the open air on the Mediterr'
N | mean shores.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
Cuteness of Madmsn.

In Sir william Buffers autobiog-
raphy there ia an amusing story about
nix insane soldiers who escaped while
the corporal who had brought them on
board the trooper was leaving at Dur
ban and who mingled with the l.SOO
sane men on the decks The prob
lem of the voyage was to find who
were the six madmen. By the time
the boat reached Cape Town twenty
six men were officially under observa
don, and not one of the six was among
them. In the end the crazed hall
dozen were identified as those wht
had taken an especially eager part II
the lunatic hunt
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
An Ironclad of 1885.

1t is generally supposed that the
first use of armor for battleships was
during the Crimean war, AS matter
of fact, the Dutch claim to have been
the pioneers of ironclad building more
than 300 years ago. During the IA
nous siege of Antwerp by the Span
iar1s in 1885, says ]. r. Hale in ia
nous Sea Fights" the people Of the
city built a huge fat bottomed war
ship, armed with heavy iron plates
which they named the Finis Bell. a
boastful expression Of the hope that
she would end the war. An old print
Of the FINS Belli shows four mastec
ship with a high poop. But the YES
sci steered badly and eventually rar
aground under the Spanish batteries
and fell into the hands Of their com
mander, the Duke Of Parma. He KEEP
the Finis Belli as curiosity I'LL tn
end Of the siege.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
RHEUMATISM
CURED
THROUGH THE BLOOD.
Aches and Pains In Side, Back or
Bones, Swollen Joints All
Disappear.
LARGE SAMPLE OF REMEDY FREE

Have you any Of the symptoms
Rheuma tism Bone pains, sciatica o
shooting pains up and down the leg.
aching back or shoulder blades, swol-
len Joints or swollen muscles, difficulty
in moving around so you have to use
crutches: blood thin or skin pale; skin
ltches and burns; shifting pains; bad
breath. sciatica lumbago, govt. Botanic
}lood Balm (B. B. b. will remove ev-
cry symptom, because B. B. B. sends
a rich tingling food OF water, rich pure
bones and joints, giving warmth and
strength Just where it is needed, and
in this way making perfect, lasting
cure of Rheumatism in all its forms.
B. B B. invigorates the blood, making
it pure and rich and at the same time
destroys the active poison in the blood
which causes rheumatism. B. B. b.
has made thousands Of cures of rheu'
matism after all other medicines, lini
ments and doctors have failed to helI
or cure. Weak, inactive kidneys fire
ouently cause Rheumatism. B. B. B
strengthens weak kidneys and bladder
draining of all diseased matter anC
all uric acid, so the urine flows freel!
and naturally.
| BOTANIC BLOOD BALM (B. 3. b.
Is pleasant and safe to take, compose
of pure botanic ingredients. 1t pur
fies and enriches the blood. DRUG
GISTS or by express, 81 PER BOT
TIE, with directions for home cure.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03

Lord Robson, at the dinner OF the
lamorsan society. told the story Of a
Welsh witness In a Glamorganshire
case who. having been sworn to speak
the truth. the whole truth and nothing
but the truth, was asked II he could
speak English or would ike an in
tsrpretsr. mo" he replied; II can
speak some English. but | cannot
speak the truth the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth."-st james
QaSette.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
New Kind Of Flute.

A large musician with a larger Vlo'
lozcollo hailed hanson.
"Drive me to Kings Hall" be said.
When, after a hard tussle. he had
wedged himself and his instrument
into the limited area Of the cab. the
driver cracked his whip and drove on
They reached the hall. The musician
slighted and took out a shilling.
"What's this?'' demanded the driver
your legal fare" said the musician
~Yes. I know it's my legal fare fol
carrying you." retorted the jehu. witt
a direful glance at the bulky instru
ment, "but what about that Their
Huter'-London Answers.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
One Thing Missing.

A woman living In small town.
says Everybody's. purchased from an
art dealer there a water color outft.
with printed directions for Its use
These directions included. among 9th
er things, Instructions to moisten the
brushes for the first time with saliva.
In a day or two the dealer received
the following note:
Dear sir-The outfit IL complete a. or
Asred, except the saliva. Yours truly
MRS. -.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03

Fritz Thaulow, arrived here few
days ago on the liner Kaiserin Au-
guste Victoria. They have been COM
missioned to collect specimens for
the University of Berlin from the
territory north of Great Slave Lake.
The pair left for Edmonton, AL
berta. and will go into the wilderness
from that point. Their expedition is
financed by the king and queen OF
Norway.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS.

Have you overworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
kidneys and bladder? Have you pains
in loins. side, back and bladder? Have
you a fiabby appearance of the face,
and under the eyes? A frequent de-
sire to pass urine? If so, Williams
Kidney Pills will cure you-Druggists,
price SOC.
Williams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleve-
land, o.
For sale only by CENTURY DRUG
CO.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
THE OLD BATES HOUSE.
\ Hotel That Once Startled 'ndIanapo-
lie With Its irnov atoms

remember that when Indianapolis
became II great railroad center and
city of enormous NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
ton from 1900 to 10000, according
to the creative capacity of the tmagina-
ton making the estimate-a wonderful
hotel was built there and called the
Bates House.
Its splendors were the subject of
wondering comment throughout the
west. 1t had washstands with decorat'
ed pottery on them in all its more ex
pensive rooms so that guest sojourn-
ing there need not go down to the
common washroom for his morning
ablution and dry his hands and face
on q jack towel.
There were combs and brushes In
the rooms, too, so that IL one wanted
to smooth his hair he was not obliged
to resort to the appliances Of that sort
that were hung by chains to the wash
room walls.
Moreover, If man going to the
Bates House for a sojourn chose to pay
a trifle extra he might have room al
! to himself.
But all these subjects of wonder
ment shrink to nothingness by com
parison when the proprietors Of tn
Bates House printed on their break
fast bills of fare an announcement tina
thereafter each guests breakfast woul'
be cooked after his order for 1t wa
given, together with an appeal 70
patience on the part Of the breakfas
ers-a patience that the proprietor
promised to reward with hot and fresf
~ prepared dishes.
This innovation was so radical thi
It excited discussion hotter even tina
the Bates House breakfasts. Opinion
differed as to the right Of hotel keepC
to make his guests wait for the coo
ing of their breakfasts. To some mine
J the thug presented itself as an
v vasion of personal liberty and Their
T. fore If the constitutional rights of Il
$ citizen. - Edward Eggleston's "Rect
u lections."
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
Revenge.

.T had such a good time the other
day watching my wife's discontinue.
.Nice thing to say. How was itT
sShe is hard and fast In her rules
about the house-won't even allow me
a cigarette. Well, the chimney began
in the morning and smoked all day
IN spite of her, Baltimore American
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03
Good FsIlowship.

Biggs-You should Join our club, old
man, If only for the good Fellowship
Of the thing Miggs-l intend to-
Brown, one of your members, took
my name only last week. Hasn't he
said anything about It? Bisgs-No;
we don't speak to each other.-Boston
Transcript.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03

yes" said Nagget, "a woman usual
" treats her husband as the average
servant treats brio "A -brac."
"Go ahead" said the wise Mrs. Nag
get "what's the answer
"Why, the more he's worth the more
abe tries to break him" Catholic
Standard and Times
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03

Younghubby las he gulped down his
arst bite OF pancake)-Wow! What
awful strip! What in the mischief Is
itP Youngwifey Oearfully)-Oh, dear
was hoping you wouldn't notice IT,
but the grocer was all out OF table
sirup, and got bottle Of cough sirup
instead. Judge.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03

Miss Sw eet-My brother Is welded
to his art. Mrs Sinnick-W eddedf
Nonsense, He's perfectly devoted 10
M-Exchange.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-08-03

visitor-Could | speak with the par
son for a momenti Scranton, II
disturbed hin now he'd take my head
off! Hes writing a sermon on "Self
Control.