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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16
A Primer Of Life.

No use to tell people not to be nil
lionaires, for they can't help 1t when
the money-making instinct is born in
EN-; and no use to preach to 'em
about the happiness of poverty, for
some are born to get all the happiness
there is in it-which won't fill an old
steel thimble. Folks are sure to take
the road they were cut out to take.
whether there's golden calf or a hun.
cry lion waiting for EN-
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

the coat, A turn of the key and the
jaws release. Each key is different
from its neighbor, preventing mis-
takes" on the part of the hangers-up
and takers-down. Mr.. Brockman in
tends to incorporate a company in
order to put the article upon the mar
ket with little delay.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

"A thousand thanks. my very good
friend"
1 heard a smothered laugh beyond
the amber curtains. Presently she
spoke again, yawning, as l fancied,
rather contentedly.
"A la bonnie heure, monsieur!"
"A la bonnie heure, madam!"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

for four or FIVE days
at a time every
month, and SO weak
1 could hardly walk.
l cramped and had
backaehe and head
ache, and was SO
nervous and weak
that l dreaded to
see anyone or have
anyone move in the
room. The doctors
gave me medicine to
noS ma aft thOaA
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

lection? l should feel safer Besides,
in that case l should know the an
swer."
How do you mean?"
81 should know whether or not you
were married."
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

But why it is that you always serve
toast with each slice stood up ON
edge?"
"Oh, just got into the habit; you
knew we lived in fat when we were
first married"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

Where Every Ear Is Stretched.
Knicker-They say listening is o
lost art.
Bocker-Ever live in a fiat with O
dumb waiter?
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16
Positively Brutal.

Husband-We1l have to get rid Of
our cook. She's the limit.
Wife-Don't you like the dinner?
Husband--No. Why, 1t couldn't be
any worse II you had cooked 1t your
self.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

If you fear to soil your hands in
helpfulness you may be sure you are
deiiling your heart.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

had rather be kissed by an enemy
than wounded by friend who enjoyed
the Job.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAZo ONT.
NENT falls =. cure any case of ItohiEK, Blind,
Bleeding or Psotruding Piles in 70 Il days. Soc.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

WHY suffer with eve troubles, quick re.
lief by using PETTITS EYE SALVE, &c.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, NY
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

The manly man makes altogether
Lhe best woman's man.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16
SEVEN
YEARS OF
MISERY
All Relieved by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.

Sikeston, Mo. = "For seven years !
suffered everything. I was in bed
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1911-03-16

1t is not for good women that mel
have fought battles, given their lives ant
staked their souls.-Mrs. w. K. Clifford.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
LATEST SCHEDULES OF ATHLETIC
EVENTS FOR MEN Of FLEET

Sergeant Edgar Barry announces
his program of fleet sports for the
year-end as follows;
On Saturday next at the Moilili
ground there will he a half-mile free
for-all running race, winner take all
Jimmy Fitzgerald will be one of the
starters in the event, which will be
put on at o'clock.
At $3.50 Nigel Jackson and H. NJ.
Ayres will decide their mile challenge
walking match.
The walk will be followed by
baseball game between the mines of
the West Virginia and Colorado.
The afternoons sport will wind up
with an hour endurance race in which
Kaoo, King, Fitzgerald, Woodward,
Scharsch and Jackson will take part.
This race has been substituted for
the five-mile relay race between Fitz-
gerald and two of the fastest runners
in the fleet, no one having been found
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
THE THEATERS
Moose Night a Big Success.

The Loyal Order of Moose's first
charitable act was a bowling success
and as a result the Kings Daughters
will receive a nice purse for the pro
posed building for their aged wards
The Bijou theater had capacity
houses at both performances last night
when the Hughes Company appeared
in college Days" a bright breezy
comedy augmented by specialties from
the famous Moose Quartet of the U.
s. S. West Virginia. The sailor lads
scored a big hit with their singing
and had to respond to four encores
The Hughes Company was at it's
best and the large and representative
audience enjoyed the show immensely,
Society was well represented by a
number of theater parties. Too much
credit can not be given to the Moose
|
hold of the proposition and the sue
cess that followed its efforts.
Nightly Change Begins Tonight.
Tonight's bill at the Bijou will be
Two Men From Japan" in which two
escaped convicts are taken for hypno
lists with the comedians figuring in
J many funny situations until they are
discovered and sent back TO Jail In
this act the famous Alexander Rag
time Band will be featured, This
number alone is worth the price OF
admission.
Friday night the two comedians will
look for their long-lost son and when
they find him they don't know whose
son he is-the Germans or the He
brew's. The complications following
their search come thick and fast anC
after an hour and half of side split
ing fun no one knows who is who
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
WHAT'S DOING

Q @ @ @ @ Q @ Q Q o Q @ @ @ @ @
9 Baseball. G
. Dec. SO.-Colorado VS.. West 8
. Virginia. 6
9 Dec. 31-All-Hawaii VS.. West c
9 Virginia, Barry's Beauts VS.. Col G
@ orado. c
g Tennis. 9
Q Dec 27-31.-Y. NJ. C. A. in c
Q door junior tournament.
9 Dec. SO.-Guild cup final, C
9 Manoa courts, p. m
q Polo. c
@ Dec. S0-Coloners Cup con
. test, Leilehua. {
Q Soccer.
@ Jan, 1,-Mailes VS.. High
@ School, Healanis VS.. Kams {
@ Professionalism.
% Dec. 3O.-Fleet sports, Moi
20 liili.
70 Dec. 81 -One hour endur-
hAASC AoNNi ihAAAb w. hOOd NNA -
Q Athletic Park, $3.50 p, m.
@ Jan, 1.-15-mile open race,
Q 1890 a. m, Moiliili.
10 intercollegiate Football.
10 Jan. Honolulu VS.. Mary
Q land.
Q Dec. 27.-Colorado VS. Serv-
Q ice eleven, Leilehua.
Q Jan. 4.-Maryland VS.. Serv-
G ice eleven, Leilehua.
Q Racing.
Q Jan. 1.-Hilo meeting.
10 Boxing.
q Dec. 30-U. S. S. West Vir-
g ginia's bouts.
@ Golf.
@ Jan. Country Club tour
G nament.
5000 O 90 @ O o o O O O O O,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

to hook up with the little Britisher
On Sunday next, at Moiliili at / go,
a game of baseball will be played he
tween the mines of the West Virginia
and the All-Hawaiis This game. will
be followed at p. m. by one between
the Colorado nine and Barry's Beauts.
On Monday next fifteen-mile run
ming race has been arranged, the
start to take place at 1890 a. m
This will be a free-for-all affair with
two good prizes offered.
The features for Saturday, January
6, are a one-hour endurance race and
a ball game.
On Sunday, January Z, baseball
games are scheduled between the
Second Infantry, Fort Ruger and two
ships teams.
On the night of January at seven
O'Clock the baseball teams of the feet
will be entertained by Sergeant Barry
at a banquet to be given either at the
Young Hotel or the Union Grill.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
AuStraIaSianS Are
Little Dismayed at
Davis Cup Prospects

The tennis tournament for the
Davis challenge cup commences in
Christchurch, New Zealand, tomor-
row, and will be continued on the two
following days.
The tennis season of Australia and
New Zealand is now in full swing and
throughout Australasia the interest
in this event is so keen that reserva-
tons for the steamer trip from Aus
tralian and neighboring ports 20
Christchurch were all booked months
ago.
At the time of the last international
contest for the cup at Melbourne no
less than 1900 people attended the
games, and indications are that this
record will be shattered by the COM
ing event.
On account of the general excel
lence of the American team there is
strong feeling of confidence
throughout the states as to the result
of the tourney. 8
The Australian Team.
The Australians are by no means
Respondent, though they will probably
miss the services of A. T. Wilding
and be forced to depend on N, e
Brookes and r. w. Heath in the sin
giles, and Brookes and A. w. Dunlop
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

in the doubles.
They figure that Brookes will win
both his singles matches, beating
both Larned and Mclaughlin, while
Heath is given a fair chance to de
feat Mclaughlin.
They have great faith in the ability
of A. w. Dunlop as a doubles partner,
and many of them think that he and
Brookes will make better team even
than Brookes and Wilding, while they
are unable to see a possibility of Nc
Loughlin and Wright harmonizing
their play as team in doubles.
Consequently they think that the
doubles match is quite safe and that
the worst they need expect is vic
tory by a score of three wins to two
They base their estimate of Lar
ned's present ability on his interna-
tional matches in September with the
two English players, Dixon and Love-
who forced him pretty hard, though
they did not class at all with such
men as Brookes.
Their line on Mclaughlin is arrived
at by reviewing his work against
Brookes in 1909 in Australia, and his
defeat by Heath, who beat him in an
exhibition match at Melbourne soon
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
JUST WHAT you WANT.

When you buy Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy you
get what you ask for. 1t is just what
its name implies-e remedy that will
stop collie pains, diarrhoea and dyson
terry Immediately. For sale by all
dealers. Benson, Smith & Co. agents
for Hawaii
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
GOTCH DOES
PATTI ACT

KANSAS CITY, Missouri December
2S.-Frank Gotch, champion wrestler
of the world, last night defeated Jack
Munro in three straight falls. There
was large crowd that cheered the
victor and groaned when the cham
pons manager announced for him
that Gotch would retire from the mat
game, and that his victory over Munro
was to be his last appearance as a
wrestler.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
ENDURANCE RACE AT ATHLETIC PARK

Soldier King informed The Star
this morning that he and Woodward
have hired the Athletic Park FOR
next Sunday afternoon for the pur-
pose of pulling off their hour endur-
ance race about which there has been
so much discussion.
The race will start at three-thirty,
and will be preceded by a ball game
between the Muhocks and Aalas,
crack teams of the Oahu Junior
League.
The race between King and Wood
ward will be for a side wager of 500
and the gate receipts.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
SCHAEFER BIPLANE READY TO TEST

The Gus Schaefer biplane, which has
been built at the Royal Hawaiian Gar.
age and which has been waiting for
some minor fittings to arrive from the
mainland in order to complete the ma
chine, is now in a finished state.
The aeroplane will be removed 10
Leilehua tomorrow morning and on
Saturday or Sunday next some flights
will be attempted by an expert flyer
who wishes his name withheld from
publication for the present.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
NEW RICE MILL.

The X, Yamamoto Rice Mill is the
largest as well as the finest in the is.
lands. All machinery is of the very
latest pattern, The famous Tengu
Rice is cleaned at this mill. With the
large cleaning capacity they are able
to handle considerable outside partic-
ulSr work which they guarantee.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
PERSONAL.

EDWARD EARLE. psychic of San
Francisco for twenty years. No. 7S2
Kinau street, telephone 1913. Consul
tations daily, 10 to A. Meeting every
Thursday evening at s p. m. Occult
test, messages, slate
writing. Public invited.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28


This conglomeration of mirth is call
ed The Flying Dutchman."
Saturday afternoon and evening the
company will be seen in Monte Carlo
In this play the comedians will find
out how easy it is to be heeced in
games they know nothing about The
run on the bank with the German
comedian as the banker is very anus
ing. lnterspread in this act are a
number of musical gems. The chorus
is particularly strong in this play.
Next week will be farewell week
for this popular aggregation, and they
will continue their every night change
with Fiddle-dee-dee, In Paris, Twirly-
whirly, the Gay Mrs Dollar and other
successes. The innovation will no
doubt take we'll
The Empires Vaudeville.
Madame Lloyd, who has been suf-
fering from a cold since Monday, is
well again and her beautiful soprano
voice is as good as ever This popular
prima donna is on her last three
nights and will sing her best songs
tonight
Frances and Bence, the sketch team
will appear in a new sketch in which
they introduce singing and dancing
The motion pictures will have variety
enough to please all.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

Woodward is greatly fancied by the
men of the fleet, who will probably
back their fancy with hard cash.
King feels certain that he can do
better on the Athletic Park track than
he did on the grass at Moiliili last
Saturday He attributes his poor
showing on that day to not having
recovered from the effects of his ex-
ertions in the Kalakaua avenue walk
ing race.
Besides the two attractions men
toned it is probable that some races
at short distances betweet fleet and
local runners will be pulled off
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

The Schaefer flying machine has
been universally praised by all who
have seen it, and experts in aviation
have prophesied that it will fly like a
bird"
There is certain to lie a great crowd
at Leilehua when the frs, test fight is
made, for the event will be an epochal
one for Hawaii and should give an i'm
mense stimulus to the study and prac-
tice of the art of aviation in this Ter
ritory.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
MERCHANT TAILOR.

The Pioneer, corner Beretania and
Fort SITS. Phone 1925. Clothes cleaned.
pressed and dyed. Work called foB
and delivered.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

George Gilmore is in steady train
ing for his next match, whatever that
may be- 1t looks as if there is nothing
doing with the Fox encounter under
navy auspices. jim Hoao may be Gil
more's next opponent, although Ser
vain of Fort Shafter is still talking of
a bout with the San Franciscan.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

Local horse sharps are trying to
place the running horse Salonika en-
tered by Dan Carey of Waikiki for
$1,000 mile and a quarter free-for-all
race to be run at Hoolulu Park, Hilo,
on New Years Day.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
PIANO FOR SALE.

High grade piano, slightly used; a
snap to right part; cash or install
ments. Address j. b.. Star office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

Ben De Mello, the Hilo middle
weight. fights an unknown in Hilo on
Saturday night.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
LOST.
BUY AND SELL.
3. c. oLIVEIRA,

Automobile expert. Auto repairing
a specially. Dealer in new and Sec
ond hand cars. Office phone 1850.
Office, 1877 Merchant street Residence
phone, 1868.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

The second game in the polo tour
nament now under way at Leilehua for
the Coloners Cup was won by the
Blues, who defeated the Whites by the
score of to 2, The first game was
taken by the Whites. The third and
deciding match will be played on Sat
urday afternoon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

department of the Y. M. c. A. Roy
Graham, Frank Winter and Lorrin
Thurston are a committee in charge
of plans,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

Yesterday at Moililli the West Vir-
ginia nine defeated the Second Infan-
try team by the score of to 2.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
SPORTDRIFT ;
: y x y y X y Y y y X y X y y y )

Walter Marshall a Coast rugby ex-
pert, arrived by the S. S. Sierra He
played with the Barbarians during the
seasons of 19OS-9.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
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Interested
In the Progress of Church
Work and the Religious De
velopment of the Hawaiian
and Pacific Islands?
If so, you should read
The Friend

The oldest and one of the
most valuable church publica-
tons in this part of the
world.
By a special arrangement
with the publishers of The
Friend, The Star is enabled
to offer, for the short period
to the end of the year, both
The Star and The Friend for
the price of The Star alone,
i. e., $500 per annum. That
is, each new subscriber to The
Star for period of one year,
beginning in October, No
vember or December (paid in
advance, Of course) will,
upon request, receive The
Friend also for the twelve
months.
This is an exceptional OPP
portunity. 1t is experimental,
and, as far as is now known,
is temporary only.
Subscriptions on the basis
indicated will be received at
the a..
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

On Monday afternoon at Leilehua
the South Dakota's intercollegiate
football team defeated a service
eleven by the score of Is to 0.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

On New Years Day there will be a
football game between the elevens of
the South Dakota and Colorado
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

Another students indoor tennis
tournament is being arranged at the
Y. NJ, G. A. It will be open to stu
dents in preparatory and grammar
schools who are members Of the boys
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28
MASONRY WORK.
ROOMS AND BOARD.

Handsomely furnished, mosquito
proof rooms, single and en- suite, all
modern conveniences, with board; also
table board, Apply 1866 King street,
Phone 2699.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-28

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-03-23
"The Fortune Hunter"

'The Fortune Hunter" the greatest
American comedy of the past fifty
years. comes to the opera house foe
but the one performance on Tuesday
evening, March %.
The comedy is the delight of those
who support clean stage upon which
honesty of purpose is combined with
brilliancy of execution. DIR. Parkhurst,
the Rev. Madison C. Peters, the Rev.
DR.. Aked, Prof. Felix Adler, the Rev.
DR.. SIicer have urged their congrega
tions to visit THE Fortune Hunter
from the pulpit and the leading news
papers of New York have editorialiy
championed the comedy as one that
every reader. young and old. should
see This is because the piece is such
a wonderfully interesting play and SO
vitality American. Here is a sugges-
ton of the story:
A young man once rich finds himself
poor. He tries to work and fails. His
employers discharge him. He is pro-
ficient in cocktails and cigarettes. a
failure apparently at everything else
He is ashamed to ask further aid from
friends and reluctantly makes up his
mind to turn to fortune hunting and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-03-23
Ross GRAND LAST Niaht.

Ross Crane, clay modeler, cartoonist,
wit and humorist. gave to his audience
last evening a most delightful hour at
the First Methodist church. Despite
the rain a large audience was out and
were well repaid. for no number of
this seasons lyceum course was more
interesting or instructive.
Mr.. Crane, by his striking personal
ity, his wit and humor. held all fasci-
mated until the last word was spoken.
The subject. Human Nature" was
varied and comprehensive in its scope,
ranging from humorous drawing of a
dogs curved tail to the serious solu-
ton of the Darwinian theory.
In the use of crayons, Mr.. Crane is
skillful to the last degree. The rapid
strokes with which he presented the
faces of familiar American types and
the beautiful tribute that accompanied
the portrait of the scholar, soldier and
patriot, Robert E. Lee, brought the
sincerest applause from the audience.
The entertainer proved himself a
wizard in clay-modeling. With only a
few touches of his magical fingers the
moulded clay changed from the face of
one well-known character to that of
another,
Mr.. Crane is more than an artist
with clay and crayon. His lecture was