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ana take, but that child 10 lest the
kern1 Of my heart. She 10 ono Of
the why's Of me Miss Cynthia 10. since
come to the Bluff"
Why. thought you had always
been--the Blur. Miss Selma Lue."
said Nr. Alan. anxious to turn her
thoughts from her favorite topic OF
conversation. He bore no malice. but
a snub 10 likely TO bring return rip
pies OF resentment: and that w,tching
mischievous smile--his ears began TO
burn from reflex action.
oh. no. indeed. I've only been here
eight years." answered Miss Selma
Iue. and her eyes rested on the far
dim hills across the river "Just
eight years and two months. for Ethel
Maud was horned the night after 7
got here"
How on earth did they get along
without you before you cameT" asked
Mr., Alan with sincerity In his tone.
We'll. they wasn't 20 many babies
on the Blur then-jest Bonnie. though
he was . mighty poor specimen when
took hand with him. They've fept
aeomihe along IN ounches ever since,
o'ess en-!
How did you happen to come-to
them!" asked Mr.. Alan gently, for
he saw that Miss Selma Lue's mind
was back IN the past
Yes" she answered softly. 1T do
called meme asserting lonesome up
on q side Of one OF the hills over In
Warren county. I didn't have nothing
but some land. q empty home-and
full graveyard over BY the garden
wall. II was Jest about shutdown one
day and wns a-nxins round the
graves-the wild vilets was a-bloom-
Ing on Adoniram's fer the FIRST time
when looked up and seen the light
Of glory on the hills. And somehow.
cont know, but oil Of sudden. the
srievins love In me turned into love
OF God that He Jest poured down into
my heart and ! was 40 hlled with II
that II hurt me not to be a-givine
some OF II ont to other folks. The
next day ! sold the land and home 10
Cousin Dave FIkins, and hitched up
and started down to where ] could
ma folks to need me-
I'm surprised you got this far,"
said MI Aian. us voice DIT husky
- as looked into Miss Selma LGe's
fsee u beautiful tenderness.
We'll, It was with amany . stop"
she answered - her face broke up
Into . shower Of smiles. 1T took two
fuii weeks to make the seventy miiss.
ana v ever woman found thtags
'OSa6sens - - did u was - % I
come along the road" Miss Selma
Lse laughed re'riniscently.
Tell me about It. please do" begged
NJ. Alan like small boy wheedling
Tor an adventure tale.
Well. let int see! | was all hitched
and ready to start BY sun-up. had
been real stern with myself about
leaving most everything behind me
packed up In corner Of the garrett.
bst ] never had any mind not to drive
Charitys mother down before me.
cause NO matter where . body lands.
. COW u convenience to have along"
Mr.. Alan laughed and moved . step
nearer. How far did you get that
nrst dayf" he inquired.
oh. only ~ far ~ Cousin Patty
Ssdberry's. They had word and vas
a-looking for me. ] heard the chill
dren barking like dogs when ! turned
In the safe. II was the worst crowd
Of vhoopinscoughsrs have ever saw.
Il was . mercy ! got there when ]
did. fer II took mo three days dosing
with onion syrup and brown sugar.
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|
! gin 10 swell and I got right uneasy
( You've saw Mis- Kinney when her
/ tanner has rix. She stood up and
sorter shet that left eye Of heren,
and asked in q pleasant voice:
did I understand that you Wos
/ Miss Bumpas or Mistress Bumpaa.
ma'an.'
80 am Miss Bumpaa,' answered the
lady. with vinegar and persimmons
/ mixed In her voice.
well said Mis- Kinney. 'thea ~
excuses your remarks. Child. souIe
woman have been Joking with pen
about her men. folks. You wasn't
talking about no United States hus-
band AZ all: II must a.been sosne
Chinee man your friend was con
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d,6nt Wait for the ten.ef,v -, ~,
toot n the nm Thi. !. ~. A.
hre.t, ing m,nut. nav. h.A .s.SJ
And now I'm worrying cause she VI
think ws haven't got . bit Of ma4'
ners."
Why. you couldn't help the-ef
clone!"
Yes. ! know. but you oughtsr
thankful fer kindnesses done to yo4.
whether they are caps that At or nog.
Mis- Kinney was riled and-but Up
easy for me to talk who amt GOT
husband to bit and bride IKE -
recommended and Lands alivf
1t is almost dinnertime and NOT
thing on the stove. Set still. honey.
while ! bring the beans out here
string"
Ataa CYNTHIA aAh fnF n HAW ntAm1m
In smiling silence. and hsn the
Heated down from. The barn ,teo
! vhisttsd -readitiOn 0f m Aida AZ
Miss Cynthia stifened. rose. ana
called hasty sood-by to Miss Selma
Lue. who came to the door to iooS
up the street after her
Il do wonder why she had to 60
70 suddsnlike," she said to herself -
she turned again toward the kitchen.
Just then MIR. Alan entered the back
door with carrots wrisgling In his
hands. He was . whimpering bunch
Of the exact hue Of that part OF the
mother-earth Enclosed In the garden
fence.
LANDS alive. Mr.. Alan. did Carrots
turn over his box at last'" exclaimed
Miss Selma Lue as she plucksd him
by the neck Of his apron and set him
down BY the sink.
He was squirming over the geogra-
ply Of the garden paths when found
him" answered Mr.. Alan with laugh.
Carrots gave one sleepy little purr
and rolled over on the floor for nap.
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t"H's' Sos ~ 9ssss SsssseSV - se~S
him."
= may" he said. who b her
DO 700 know any one na0e6--
Douglasf" she asked quietly.
"pougias!" he said. MOT Teo
Dousiasf"
yes. Do you know Tomi Whist
fun!" She simulated surprise and
her dimplss made their appsassnce
again.
Know him! Well. should say
! did. We played ON the same fooe.
ball team at college. ] certainly a.
glad I came over here this morning.
I am supposed to meet one q NJ
fathers friends and escort him down.
town. but he may walt. wouldn't
miss seeing Tom for the world. !
want to congratulate him. Lucky
fellow" he continued. speaking more
TO himself than to her. but then he
deserves H." Tie turned and id.
dressed the girl. who stood regard.
ing him thouGhtfully through half.
closed eyes over the top Of her mum.
- shall never forget. when had
nunked two subjects. he came 10
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NO mss 20 o'ten po'nteo you OUT sue
told me about the good times yoa
used 70 nave together. Really. NJ.
Eaton. she continued ssriousy.
you dont mink ! would speak To .
man ! didnt KNOW Havine Asera
Tom speak OF you 20 many times.
feh that ! knew you. and ths No.
ment ! saw you at the news sean4
! recoenized you and thought
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every detail OF MS race ana costume.
Then. with Q satisfied expression. she
returned 10 Ter magazines. chose the
one she wanted. paid for II and
walked slowly away. without 30 much
~ another glance In the direction Of
the young man.
A local train had Just arrived and
for a lev minutes she stood Idly
watching the passengers. Then she
walked out into the train shed and
eagerly scanned \ blackboard bulle-
tin. Upon II was written. Albany
express, twenty minutes late. arriv.
ing on track g." The gate 10 the
track was open. she passed through Il
and strolled leisurely up the narrow
platform.
Tie young man In the furtrimmed
oyercoat was sitting upon baggage
truck. The girl passed him ana con.
tlnued her walk along the platform.
Presently she stopped, turned up the
collar Of her coat and holding her
mum to her face. rubbed the soft fur
against her cheek. The coat fitted .
figure Of most attractive propro-
tons, girlish and slight but perfect In
contour, Her brown felt hat with it,
long willow plume shaded a pair Of
roguish gray eyes. Her al ort brown
cloth skirt revealed well shod feet.
So pretty a person In 40 smart .
costume no man Willing away TWEEN
ty minutes would allow to escape
without a close-if polite--scrutiny.
The man on the baggage truck arose
and sauntered along In her direction.
She kept her back toward him until
he had passed. then she turned and
walked to the upper end Of the train
shed. Her eyes becare possessed with
a mischievous twinkle. and. - she
stopped and watched the empty cars
being snunted about the yard. she
laughed softly to herself. In . few
minutes he had come up to her.
stopped and looked up the track. She
looked frankly at him and took few
steps In his direction.
Gould you tell me n the train from
Albany comes In on this track!" she
asked.
tie hted MS nat. concealed his sur
prise, and answered: Yes. this track
NO O.
sne gave MIN RUE moo ana .
smile Of thanks and walked siowl,
away.
His hand quickly sought his collar:
he Strengthened his tie. smoothed
back his hair. threw away his cigar.
cue ana stode aiter heI.
ABOUT midway Gown IRE platform
sne stopped ana was ousiy watching
inc 'one train OF cars tnst Wa puihns
o"t ON tDe opposNe trsrx = % came
up 70 ner ne was soout 70 pass
~nen sne smiled 81 MIN.
/" co'a' isn't u. ne remarked
Kicking MS nee's together on the plat
FORM.
res indeed. she SAID i believe
TINS stat'oh 10 the coldest place 10 the
whole world. u always seems ten
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CHAPTER ~.

New halss SELMA Lus Came 10 the
0tuf.
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TAs Iassss - ~ lsaosee 800
~ ~ sAsstsst ysasA
vhe reIy vsay.
~ 0eeeAars- Nhae = ~ ~ -
= ~ 3 vo0ea's lesef
HI 0leees-tsss uay, e eongoA
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Tickets" said the viry little con
du-t0r us DO confronted 800 pound
German woman
"NrH J BAT ioSt nay ticket What J
should come back boy yunce.
Conductor ann sorry, madam. bar
you will be- obliged 10 pay your fire
again
Woman-NeiH. nein. ! paid YOU this
morning already. ! Win NIGHT
Several times the conductor returned
70 reason with her. but each time was
met with a more decided refusal than
the last Finally, losing patience, the
conductor said.
Madam. II you do not pay your fare
at once / shall have to stop the train
and put you off ."
The woman. half rising and shaking
her FIST at him. said What! Put ms
Off. you say? When you say dat som'
more by me | make you the train OF
and no stop 1t either"
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ca GhHtet 5efr -aIu 3 mission
fr -w eaut u5 lHuad~ forts miles
dsf oeof hHt aua mountainous
raaas Hs rar vi. T.. ihreepenee per
Iat aod oH tbs d. Vii ise wen
enough eggs Tor example costing only
p.unf q dsgen iu inland china.
"Thrro H. no porter go earfh equal
FEB the chinese co1le THE coolies who
enrry szeehnen toa into Tibet travel
over snow choked mountain passes
5enH feet above the sen with loads Of
432 pounds Of compressed tea on their
patient hacks
SAT-. coal calico. copper and tea
are carried by coolies thousands OF
miles THE express coolie with his
light load Of 100 pounds, swings along
az the rate 81 forty miles a day The
accommodation coolie. with 100 pounds,
does thirty miles The various freight
coolies loaded respectively with 200
pounds 300 pounds and 400 pounds do
twenty. dfteen and ten miles Pear
sons Weekly
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The Quest Etat railway is stand
ing Joke IN Paris on account OF It's
slipshod ways They tell there this
story Of an incident which happened
when VI. BRAND was premier:
A Russian prince was in brittany
and wanted to come up to Paris lie
telegraphed 10 his secretary ShaH
arrive Invalides tomorrow ; d. IN
Don't want accident 10 train. See
BRAND about it." The secretary call
cd ON the prime minister, who was
most affable 1T is not the general
custom on the QuestEtat TO avoid ae-
cidpnts" he said but | will ask The
director TO see what can be done
The express arrived safely without
the smallest mishui. but six hours and
a half late. during al which time the
Russian princes secretary had been
waiting on the platform
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A Waiter as a Upper.

Two wears ago a guest at Il hotel IN
Frankfort-on- the Main which has many
American patrons became prime ia
vorite with the walters in the dining
room because of the lavish tips ne
gave 10 the man who served him. the
boy who helped him on with his coat
and the various other employees
w. here old customers gave so pfennigs
he would give mark and more, be
sides extras in the way Of cigars. In
explanation he said one day that when
he was at home in St Louis he was a
waiter. and being far away, be want
ed to test the extravaEant tip system
And how does it work he was
asked
zine. The boys think me fine gen
tleman. and think they are fine wait
ers "- New York Tribune
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ftst fheash F'xs Na a#Wfa he wamla
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fsa8
s,aaas ths lass tiss wastss een
siansss eghsg aFw fasfes' ii~Nm'ss's
hss fl,sf nfs 8ss MHshinH8a8 1heg
afa thf lasa ~ tsehHfH smlfA ~ A#w
assess sadieg ~ ser nesn'Wtoh
"a bsfHasas-s shi. waf b. esplsin
"a iu sem, aston MashinRtan had
anHe unimfus@sles less sna ste artist
vha psinsed tHHf fbfNrt sns - eis
snflsApa @lfh theiy shsre fhai he pee
snH8ea fenrfM smifh e. lend bis
fHuHiess neuhefe RS models 49,
whHp we have ths fare Hpe tofso -
oHf rftnt FIRST president fhe tnplfnff
ne 0ees ara fhnst af uup - his gea
rfra aae mas tbtt stand " Wash
Henn Iosi
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Miseries Of tho Red Sea.

In the waters of the Red sea the ces-
sation of the engines on steamer for
an hour means extreme physical suf-
fering for passengers; for "A day
would involve absolute torture, The
wind which prevails every day IS
hot asphyxiating blast and its con
tinuous directions are from north and
south toward the center. AS result
every passing vessel is subjected to
two days of almost intolerable heat
followed by two days of comparative
comfort. but instances have been
known of crowded liners being com
PEELED when travelling with the wind
TO turn round and steam back for an
hour or 50 in order to give the pas
sengers even a brief respite from the
sufferings induced by the dull, dead
unbearable atmosphere
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and mHatet Heas hatN Fusfea PIE
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haH taen travelling Rifh Haenaeeffe
tHa snien fbe waateF snd Taught fhe
mfis anm te rlos Hr aaF srleie
utlat ns amHef hsd rft iwHs'8 iHneh
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fuI ~ HHitH met sud iewan
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IN just bet you elEA'N '"' 'ne
crowd" said one Of party or Promi-
nent men to one Of the number VINO
was braggi-g Of what he could 90
that you cant answer yes TO any
three questions ask you
"Done" said the Boosting one.
well, were you ever III JAM
Yves"
Were you ever electrochted
Yes" a. :,
@wnl you pay for the cigars Il
,a7- Curtain.-New York Worid
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A Grab rha, Makes It's own Wig.

There is q small crab found upon
the English coast that is so afraid Of
bis enemies that he has found out or
has perhaps been taught a clever way
10 hide himself The writer once saw
one of these crabs which was kept rs
pet and he was lucky enough TO Wis
it him when he was In the very act Of
making his wig The crab first tore
off a piece OF green ribbonlike seaweed
with his pinrers and put one end in his
mouth This he sucked ana nibbled
and moiSteued with some kind OF glue
that hardeus under water. and then he
pressed the sticky end upon his back
BY and by his broad back was covered
with n regular green and waving wig
so that as he crawled about he looked
IKE a bunch OF seaweed in gentle mo
ton We must suppose that he makes
very sweet mouthfu for hungry
fish and that he makes the wig to
preserve him from being gobbled up.
From time to time the wig requires re-
pairing. of course -Raia Yoga Messen-
ger
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A SLaht Unseen.

"a guess Pm just an impressionabIe
woman" she simpered 81 gave beg
gar quarter this afternoon
How did he work you for ttF' he
asked.
he said, Won't this beautiful lady
help me "A bitY
We'll. you can't help giving some
thing to these blind men,
And he cant figure it out yet why
the girl is mad at him.-B Boston Tray
eer
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Fred Douglass, the colored orator al
one time made a speech in Ohio Just
after this speech he overheard two
Irishmen talking.
Said one freshman, THAT'S moighty
nhoine speech for to be made by a
nayger
"Ah. yes, 1t was quoite PHONE! but
he is only half nayger."
"wen. II half a mayer can make
such a speech pbat the divil kind OF q
magnificent speech would a whole nay
ger makeT'-Ladies' Home Journal
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what you ~,V. in that creature 10
admire ! cun1 see" said Mrs Dub
bIefgh. why she's an made up. Her
hair ner figure. her compleXion-every
bil OF her Is artificial"
Well what of ~" retorted Dub
bleieh 1T the world admIres self
made men why shouldn't it admire a
self made woman 2" Harper's Weekly
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The Modern Way.

And now. Henry. you must go into
the library and ask papa's consent"
What, Me ask anything Of that
little. yellow whiskered gink Not on
your life. sweetheart, Nix on the papa.
II he's got any finger in this deal he
ran come TO me-seeT -Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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"Laggsby certainly does have all
kinds OF trouble"
What is the matter with him.
He got himself an automobile, and
It blew up Then he got an aero
plane"
What happened to thatT
ut blew baltimore Amerl-
can.
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PersiHaqe In the Kitchen.

Sugar Spoon-I'm one of those gold
en- spoons that get born in peoples
mouths. Rolling Pin-Iou haven't got
anything on me in the wealth line,
I'm rolling in dough all the time
st Louis Globe-Democrat
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Mrs Posey- Mercy Hiram! Them
swful society women dress IKE they
was goin swimmin Mr. PoseY %
course. ierusha Hain't you heard th't
In tn soshul swim tn wimmen try TO
outstrip zach other Milwaukee News
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William was lying on bis bed. face
downward. sobbing desolateiy His
mother took tim in her arms. the
whole eight years Of him In few
minutes she learned an II was girl
and she had sent him q note.
II read
Ders Wfhun-l INV va the best Bot
neuery gives me the most handy
ISABEL
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Tommy-Mamma had a lot OF things
cont home CSC. d. today. What does
G. O. D. mean? Tommys Pop. -
D., my son, means call on DAD
Philadelphia Record.
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A Literary Life Preserver.

Bookseiler-This. sir, is All excellent
book on swimming and very useful
one too
Customer U seful?
Eyes. sir. II ever you And yourself
drowning you have only to turn TO
pages SO and 80, and there you Will
find full instructions how to save your
se4f."-Iondon Sketch.
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Pm afraid" Der father replied. you
would not be able ia support my
daughter in the style 10 which she has
become accustomed
Well" the young man said AFTER ne
had thought the matter over prieny
I'm not proud IN let you help -
\ Chicago Record Herald
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.syon saw YOU are your WIRES 'lN
husbaDd2' said one man "
during talk = ,uu,ord" was
the reply ia the first man,
not husband; you re
y W Home Journal
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n.s For Thanks.

.m.u elmer, who had just received
..vere scoiding. said. Am reaily
= bad. mammal ,ova
av.a Elmer" she replied, you ua'e
very. very bad boy"
.well." rejoined the younes'ei -
. moments reflection. you ouenC Cn -
:. sh,nkful that l ANT twins --'n'-
esro News
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Sarca stiS.

John" said a father to his son one
day when he caught him shaving the
down off his upper lip. don't throw
your shaving water out where there
are any barefooted boys about or they
might get their feet pricked."
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Equal 10 tho Occasion.

Doctor / am feeling worse today.
Then stop taking the pills pre-
scrfbed for you.
But / haven't taken any yet
Then take them Paris Sourire
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crve.

,.ady-why do you give me do do not
Of pa paperp Tramp-M Mad hut # IL is not not
IKE 60 .,sr nsed TO make Allow me
IKE mo.ns a her recipe -Fliegende bat
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II you bring a smile to the trem-
bling lips OF another you will soon dis
cover that a smile is altghting on your
own lips
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Stranger On Pittsburg)-Do you have
aldermen at large In this city?
Native drritably)-Oh, try that stun
In deville!-Puck-
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alAslaxs The Case

"Take away woman and what would
c,llowY' shouted the orator.
1--WE wouldp' cried man on DacE
seat
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Jokely--I got batch of aeroplane
foxes ready and sent them out last
week Boggs What luck did you have
with them lokely-oh. they an came
nying back.-Lippincotts