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The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14
The Episcopal
COnyerSaZ
Mike Explains to his
Friend Tim, the Eas-
ter Entertainment

lin Flaherty and Mike Ma
loney's talk regarding the Episco-
pal free Easter conversazione on
on Wednesday evening, April 10Th,
in the Kinney block (2nd foor):
Tim: Say Moike, the top O the
marnin' to yez, me bi, an wad yez
be afther tellin' me about this here
show Wednesday, next wake? Sura
| don't know fwat kind O. stunt
this is to be.
Mike: Why, me bi, its to be
kind O go as ye Place thing, an
livery mothers son O. us and awl
the purity gals, too, O the whole
vicinitee is ixpicted.
Tim: Yis, | know, that's
cinch, but are we min to wear any
thin?
Mike: Why, Tim, ye dutfer, o
coorse we are. Did yez think it
wuz a free BATH?
Tim: Oh! Maloney, ye thafe!
Does yez think olive gone clane
daft? But till me, mon, air we
ixpicted to waar thin swaller-tale
coats, or fwat?
Mike: No, bi, no! leastwise I'm
goin' to ware me Sundais, and
thot's all, and | giss awl the bis is
goin to do the same.
Tim: Thot's awl rite thin; I'm
N fer it, sure, fer I promised Sal
I'd be afther goin' wild her if it
WASH t one O thin swaller-tales, an
she's sit on goin. But say, Moike,
wild yez be afther tellin' me fwat
yez think about the wimin's fixins,
fur Sal told ma to ak fur hur. Il
it to be mex or no mex?
Mike: Faith! Tim, fwat does
yez name, by mex? OF coorse the
wimin haz mex, and they haz to
bring m wild i'm, sure, or fwat
koind O. liyin bein's wad thims ba,
wild THAR heds off, to come to
show. By awl the saints, it d ba
one big wake, wa ID ba havin thin,
not foin jolly stunt.
Tim: All! Maloney, fwats the
matter wild yez this marnin? Yes
a fule! | name The drissis. L
they to be mex or no mex?
Mike: Oh, Tim! Fwhi didn't
yes till me fwat yez mint, befoor?
How cd the loikes O. me under.
sthan yere puzzlin tawlk, the way
yez spake it? I ba's hearin its to
be mex, but the foin gals, bliss thir
little hearts, will be afther wearin
fwat thez loiks, but, howsimiver,
Sundais will do awl right anihow.
But, mi crabs! Here comes Pat
O'Finnigan, hez back agin frim
the Sanwitch Hands, Hivin bliss
i'm, l giss he cudn't shtay away
from dear old Wibaux any longer.
Good day, Pat, me bi, we're sure
right glad to see yez back agin, a.
lookin SO hearty-loik an foine.
Come, biz, come in, lets awl av
dthrink.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14
ADVERTISED LETTERS

List of letters remaining uncall.
ed for at the post Office in Wibaux
Montana, for week ending April
9Th, 1911;
Gentlemen
Arthur Baker
G.. A. Halvorson
Horrigon & Go.
H. K. klmstead
Harvey Larson
Ralph j. Payne
Anda Sorsen
G. Thomas
Ladies;
Mrs. E. E. Turk
In calling for above ask for adj
vertised letters.
W. E. Williamson. P. NJ.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14
To Whom it May Concern:

| have placed all my outstanding
accounts in the hands Of Robt. T.
Gange for collection and all parties
being indebted to me will please
call on hin, and make settlement.
w. FL. NORTH.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14
Copper Company Dividend.

The Tuolumne Mining company has
declared it's second dividend of 15
cents per share, payable May Is, to
stockholders of record of April 80.
Transfer books will be closed from
April 80 to Nav 15.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14

F. w. Swanson, agent for the
Goodridge-Call Lumber Co., and
W. w. Whitledge, N. P. Agent,
were up from Yates Thursday and
made pleasant call at the Pioneer
office.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14

Anyone needing expert work OF
any kind done on any make of gas
oline plow engine will please call
at Ayers blacksmith shop and see
Jeffers. IA tt
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14
Former Federal Jurist Dead.

Judge Hiram Knowles. whose resi-
dence was at Missoula, former United
States district judge for Montana,
died suddenly on an Oregon Short
Line train en- route from Ogden to
Butte.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-04-14
Why Baker is
So Anxious
To Annex Territory
not Naturally Trib-
utary to that City
EDITOR OF The PIONEER,
Wibaux. Montana.


Dear Sir:
The County Division boosters
being SO busy in this vicinity start
eG me to q serious consideration Of
why Baker should be SO anxious
about the welfare Of the Carlyle
Dennis country, and north to the
county line--a country that is not
tributary to Baker and never will
be. On account Of natural divide
between that country and Baker.
In looking this up for my own
information, | have discovered
some facts that may be Of interest
to your readers. and the residents
Of that vicinity. In a speech made
recently by Mr.. Conser, Of Baker,
he stated that the country around
Baker was So poor that unless they
could take the Carlyle country in,
it could not support a county,
which, in looking up the assessed
valuations in that district, found
to be fact, as the following lists,
taken from the records, will show:
PERSONAL AND REAL ESTATE
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
A SAMPLE OF
The TROUBLES
OF EDITORSHIP

The Dayton Tribune, Editor D. C.
Eshmun, laid down his pencil and
quit, simply because a Mrs. j. j..
Jones, who was displeased over a
statement in the Tribune, that a
sewing machine Mrs. Jones husband
was agent for, was not up to stand
ard, visited his Office and argued the
matter with her umbrella. Mrs.
Jones, according to the story, is a
heavyweight, and. with the additional
force given by her umbrella, made a
decided mash on the editor, belabor-
ing him until he promised to print a
retraction, which he did as follows:
In his explanation Editor Esh-
nun said: Scared the Editor-Mrs.
Jones Not Lightweight by Any
Means Jones Story had but
few frills, and her credentials simply
made the fake rumor an absurd
dream. Everybody that ever saw q
sewing machine knows that the "
is as good as any on the market
"Then Editor Eshmun turned over
his paper to Mr.. Mellinger."
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
Thousands Now Use This
LOW-COst Cough Syrup
A Family Supply for soc, Saving You
$2-The Quickest, Best Thing You
Ever Used, or Money Refunded.

The prompt and positive results given
by this inexpensive cough medicine have
caused II to be used in more homes In the
L. s. and Canada than any other cough
remedy. II gives instant relief and will
usually wipe out the most obstinate, deep
seated cough inside Of "a hours. II quickly
succeeds, even in whooping cough and
Group.
A 60-cent bottle Of Pinex, when mixed
with homemade sugar syrup. makes a
full pint---a family supply--of the most
pleasant and effective cough remedy that
money could buy, at saving Of 81
Easily prepared in Ave minutes--full
directions in package.
Children take Pinex Cough Syrup will
ingly, because II tastes good II stimu.
lates the appetite and Is slightly laxative
both excellent features. Splendid for
hoarseness, throat tickle, bronchitis, etc.,
and a prompt successful remedy for in
cipient lung trouble.
Pinex is a special and highly concen-
trated compound Of imported Norway
White Pine extract and Is rich in guaia.
col and other natural healing pine ele.
ments. Simply mix ii with sugar syrup
or strained honey, in pint bottle, and II
is ready for use.
Pinex hns often been initiated, but
never successfully, for nothing else will
produce the same results. The genuine Il
guaranteed TO give absolute sat 'sfaction
or money refunded. Certificate Of guar
antee is wrapped in each package. Your
druggist has pinex or win gladly get Il
for yori. II not, send to The Pinex Co.,
! Ft Wayne, Ind.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
To Look Well
a Person Must
Be FeaIthy

Be we'll and you will be beautiful,
A bad complexion Is more than skin
deep. Beauty is the outward express
sion of radiant good health. Racing
red blood makes glowing cheeks,
bright eyes, clean skin, quick wit,
vim and vigor and grace of motion
Get we'll. Do that and every mirror
will be complimentary
Both men and women express their
best selves by an attractive appear
ance. A lack of care for it weakens
self respect and loses respect of 9TH
ers. A feeling of self-confidence and
ability goes with the knowledge of
looking we'll. But you should go af-
ter that result in the right way
counterfeiting meyer gets real results.
To look we'll you must feel well
and be we'll A good digestion means
good complexion every time. Red
blood makes red cheeks, gives you a
quick, elastic step, an alert mind, an
appearance of overhowing health and
life. And the secret of it all is sim
pie.
The food we eat is the fuel that
keeps this wonderful human machine
going. If it is properly digested, it
makes good, healthy blood and steady
nerves; it keeps the whole system in
the magnificent glow of health and
vigor Nature intended.
1t is only when the body isn't prop
erly nourished that something goes
wrong. No one can feel well or look
well with a mass of. partly decayed
food lying half digested in the stom-
ach, poisoning the whole system.
The poorly fed skin turns sallow, the
eyes are dull, there is a headache, a
wornout, listless feeling. The man
or woman drags on sometimes year
after year, never feeling quite well.
They take remedies for various symp-
, toms, applying local treatment when
the poison breaks cut through the
skin in pimples. They never stop to
think what must Re the underlying
cause of all the trouble.
Cooper's New Discovery goes right
to the root of the trouble. 1t gets
the stomach to doing its work prop
erly again. When all the food one
eats makes good, rich blood, a patient
is literally a new man or woman in
a short time. The old, sallow skin
makes way for a new, fresh one. The
dull eyes brighten. The dropping
head is held we'll The whole figure
straightens. Every movement isfull
of strength and decision; the very eE-
preston changes.
| The Cooper remedies may be OBJ
tained at ]. c. Perry's Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

ing, breathing characters. Not only
saw them but was of them-lived
with them, and knew them. The
horse editor admits being obsessed
with the idea that he knew the girls.
was acquainted with the bottles in
the drug store, understood the bank
er and the old timers, and in fact
being somewhat democratic in his
ideas, would have insisted on voting
had there been an lection.
Mr. Niblo's work was good, but it
was no better than that of his friend
(have not the program, so am unable
to give names) who staked him, or
the old druggist, a most pathetic and
lovable character, and that is a COM
pliment to all of them.
Miss COhan's work was fine, realis-
tic, artistic gripping.
There was but one fault with play
or scenery and that was the exagger-
ated poverty of the drug store, which
was unreal, unnatural and inartistic.
There is no use trying to describe
the play. AS we'll try to put in type
the fragrance of the rose, the color
ing of the rainbow-some things are
impossible
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
Deniness CaunOt Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition Of the mucus lining
OF the eustachian tube. When this
tube Is inflamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when
It is entirely closed, deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation
can be taken out and this tube re-
stored TO It's normal condition, hearing
will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed con-
dition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars
for any case OF deafness (caused BY
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO,
Toledo, OHIO.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
The January St Nicholas.

As the January g, Nicholas is is
sued December 18th, 1t is a real
misunderstanding number, with
many Christmas styles, pictures and
iingles.
A feature Of the number which
brings real literature to the readers
Of St Nicholas, young and old, Is the
first instalment of "Jataka Tales
stories out of the ancient folklore OF
India retold for St. Nicholas boys
and girls by Ellen c. Babbitt Illus
trated in silhouette by Ellsworth
Young.
An essay Of real inspiration Is
George Lawrence Parker's Each
other and Everybody Else" There
are stories enough to satisfy the hun
griest story-loyer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
Teachers' RxamIuatIons.

Notice is hereby given that tho
county superintendent Of Marion
county will hold the regular examln-
alton for applicants for state and
county papers at the First M. E.
church, Salem, Oregon. as follows:
For State Papers.
Commencing Wednesday, December
goth, at 0 o'clock a. m, and continu-
ing until Saturday, December 23, at
y, m.
Wednesday forenoon Writing. U.
s. History, Physiology.
Wednesday afternoon Physical
Geography, Reading, Composition.
Methods In Reading, Methods In
Arithmetic.
Thursday forenoon - Arithmetic,
Civil Government, History OF Educa-
tion, Psychology, Methods in Geogra-
ply
Thursday afternoon Grammar,
Geography American Literature,
Physics, Methods In Language. Thesis
for primary certificates
Friday forenoon--Theory and prac-
tlce, 0rthography, English Literature.
Friday afternoon School Law,
Botany, Algebra
Saturday forenoon Geometry geol-
ogy
Saturday afternoon - General His
tory, Bookkeeping.
w. M. SMITH,
County School Superintendent.
12-9-let
12-s-1Ot-and-1t-wkly
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
KULICK QUITS
RACING GAME
Daring Ford Driver Gets Married and
Therefore Drops the Sport.

In the retirement from the racing
game of Frank Kulick, there has
passed one of the shining stars of
the motor speed world. Kulick, in
his little Ford racer, has hung up
some really wonderful records, He
is a heady driver with iron nerve, and
his performances have brought honor
and victory to the name Of Ford.
Kulick was recently married, and
that is why he decided to retire from
the automobile racing business.
Strangely enough, Harry Ford, head
of the great automobile manufactur-
ing firm that bears his name, wit
messed Kulick in his last public
speed exhibition, and he was both
pleased and frightened. 1t was at the
Michigan state fair when a prize was
offered for the automobile making the
fastest mile over the fair track.
Kulick won in what was probably
the most exciting race ever witnessed
in that state. He circled the mile
track in so seconds fiat, beating Bob
Burman, the worlds speed king, in
a powerful Benz racer, by one and a
fifth seconds. Ford was frightened
stiff. and when the race was over he
urged Kulick to quit the game. Then
he placed a check for $1,000 in the
gritty little pilots hand as a token
Of appreciation of his work with the
Ford cars.
It was a fitting climax to a long
string Of brilliant victories.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
The FORTUNE
HUNTER THE
GREATEST YET

Salem has seen numberless plays
at the pretty Grand theater; some
good; some passable and some pretty
bad, but it never saw a better, more
artistically created, or so finely pre-
sented play as that which held the
boards last night, "The Fortune
Hunter" The curtain was not up
minute when the meeting Of the old
friends, the fort ne hunter" Ma
thaniel Duncan, the hero, the part
taken by Frank Niblo, and the friend
who put up the scheme about which
the play is built, takes place, and
from that time until the final curtain
the world ceased to exist for the big
audience, was simply taken into the
country town, and saw the real liV-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
SEVEN DAYS
AT The GRAND
THIS EVENING
ONE OF PIE MOST HIGHLY IN.
DORSED PLAYS THAT EVER
CAME TO SALEM is THAT
SHOWING HERE TONIGHT.

Cheer up, everybody; cheer way
up and smile all over, for Seven
Days" is coming, which is a pledge
of merriment unrestrained and en-
tertainment without stint for persons
of all ages, both sNxes and whatso-
ever condition. Direct from the AS
tor Theater. New York, with the un-
precedented record of a third year on
Broadway, with the entire brilliant
New York cast and superb Astor
Theater production, the Forthcoming
presentation of Seven Days" has
features that heighten interest in the
most popular success of the time
Seven Days" has earned is wide IA
vor from the thorough enjoyment 1t
affords. 1t is exceptionally amusing,
and as described by Amy Leslies in
the Chicago Daily News is zone hilar-
ious delight tornado of laughter,
freshet Of fun, hurricane of COM
edy." From the first moment to the
last without break it creates laugh
ter, and in clea wholesome man
ner, untouched by indelicacy, which
is one of the many exceptional quail
ties of this altogether exceptional
play. Mary Roberts Rinehart and
Avery Hopwood, authors of Seven
Days." devised humor without vul-
garity, which is so infrequent in play
making as to merit marked COM
mendation. Novelty, originality, in
genuity, and humor combine for an
excellent total in comedy free from
Objectionable word or act. There is
a wittily told and hugely entertain
ing story of a week in quarantine,
with droll complications for high liv-
ing New Workers aud others not so
exalted, and with sentiment none the
less ardent and all the more engag-
ing for its light display which is the
fashion of the twentieth century ro-
nance. 1t was a Boston dramatic
critic who said of "Seven Days." 1T
has humor enough 10 supply 20 COM
edies and make of each one an aver
age success" Messrs. Wagenhals &
Kemper, producers of the play, have
established a standard Of excellence
in dramatic achievement, so that
taking all the things into considera-
ton, there is an extra strong appeal
to playgoers In the coming of COM
edy that Munsey's Magazine called
''the biggest laughing hit that has
ever struck Broadway"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

Wherever there are people suffering
from kidney and bladder ailments
from backache, rheumatism and urin-
airy irregularities, Foley Kidney Pills
will help them. Belvidere, ILL.,, %. A.
Kelly, an ex-engineer, says; Three
years ago my kidneys became so bad
that | was compelled TO give up my
engine and quit There was a severe
aching pain over the hips, followed
by an inflammation OF the bladder,
and always thick sediment Foley
Kidney Pills made me a sound and
we'll man. can not say too much
in their praise" Tonic In action.
quick in results. VIII cure any case
OF kidney or bladder disorder not be-
yond the reach of medicine. No need
to say more, II. Jerman, Red Cross
Pharmacy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
Wins Fight for Life.

1t was a long and bloody battle for
life that was waged by James B. Mer-
shon, of Newark, N. j., Of which he
writes: II had lost much blood from
lung hemorrhages, and was very weak
and run down. For eight months was
unable to work. Death seemed close
on my heels, when began, three
weeks ago, to use DR.. Kings New
Discovery. But 1t has helped me
greatly 1t is doing all that you
claim" For weak, sore lungs, obsti-
nate coughs, stubborn colds, hoarse-
ness, la grippe, asthma, hay-fever or
any throat or lung trouble It's su-
preme. SOC and s10O Trial bottle
free. Guaranteed by J. C. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

You will find tnat druggists every
where speak we'll of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy They know from long
experience in the sale of It that in
cases of coughs and colds it can al
ways be depended upon, and that 1t is
pleasant and safe to take. For sale
by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
TWO LITTLE LETTERS
TO SANTA CLAUS

Among The Journals mail this
morning we're the two following let
ters, which, judged by the writing
are from some very young tots.
Dear Santa Clause:
viii you please send me a doll "a
(some kind of a box that Santa will
have to guess at), a sewing machine.
Your true friend
PAULINE
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19
A Dreadful Wound

from a knife, gun, tin can. rusty nail,
fireworks, or Of any other nature, de-
mands prompt treatment with Buck
lens Arnica Salye to prevent blood
poison or gangrene. It's the quickest,
surest healer for all such wounds, as
also for burns, boils, sores, skin erup-
tions, eczema, chapped hands, corns
or piles. 25ce at ]. @. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

Miss Vida Johnson, who held the
position of U. S. commissioners at
Pendleton, has resigned, She is the
only woman ever holding that posi-
ton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

II you are troubled with chronic
constipation, the mild and gentle ef-
feet OF Chamberlaln's Tablets makes
them especially suited TO your case.
For sale by all dealers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

Skating on thin Ice should be
avoided by those who wish to live TO
a ripe old age. It is distinctly an
avocation OF grcenles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

Dear Santa Claus:
The following gifts, a booF
game. a necktie, some candy, a rub
ber ball. Your friend,
FRANK PATTERSON.
Some more candy
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

Repentance is all right, but no
need Of It Is still better.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-19

Journal Want ADS Bring Results
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-18
THE AMERICANHEN
AND RECIPROCITY RE i.
Canada Big Buyer of American
Eggs, and May Send to vir-
GINA for Some.

The American hen continues to show
what she can do for American farmers
If given chance under reciprocity
The Canadian demand for eggs is
steadily growing. Some of the repre-
sentatives OF the National Grange, who
testified before the Senate Finance
Committee, complained that the free
listing of eggs would hurt the poultry
men. This Is not correct, because
what the American hen wants Is 4
chance to have her product cross the
line without duty. The Canadian hen
has no surplus to spare for the Amer
lean market
respondent writes the Industrial Soc
ton that the Bureau of Trade Rea-
lions of the Department of State has
just received the Canadian official sta
tstics for the fiscal year ended March
81 1910. These confirm the increasing
value of the Canadian market to Amer
lean poultrymen. Heretofore the aver
age exports to Canada have been under
100000 dozen eggs per year. Last
year, with the American hen doing
her duty and with Canada hungerinE
after eggs. the American pouitryme en-
sent more than 100000 dozen eggs
across the line. more than doubling
the quantity of any previous year.
With the tariff of 8 cents per dozen
removed the. exports would increase
even more largely. iA t
Canada. on her part. was able 10
send TO the United States only 10000
dozen. She has become big buyer OF
eggs. li.1