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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
The Automusician.
From the Atlantic.

From the Atiantic.
To be without a musical memory, to
be forever obliged to depend on some
PLAYER, or even some machine, when
ever you crave music, Is like being so
deaf that your only communication
with the sons of men must be
through the mediation of the valet
whom you have hired simply on ac-
count of his bull of Bashan voice. Or,
If not as desperately situated as this,
at least the unsteady oblivious stands
to the man with automusic in his soul
as the traveller who must depend on
corporation steam stands to him who
fares to the gay chug-chug of his own
motor. The automusician finds things
SO convenient! He doesn't have to
wait for the musical train to rumble
formally in and bear him away on
precise iron ribbons only approximate
Nv where he wants to go-or perhaps,
indeed, in the opposite direction-and
with all manner of annoyances like a
noisy fellow passengers, blockades.
wrong signals and so on. At any mo-
ment he may jump into his own crank
less car grasp the wheel and go eX-
actly where he lists. He may drive
through that bit of sunset-colored marsh
land a score of times, or bide ten hours
motionless on the bank of the Rhine, if
it so please him. What is more, there
are no traps, no regulations against
speeding to offset this kind of travel.
He can arrive anywhere in no time, or In
any other tempo he fancies. In his car
he As practically omnipotent-and omnis-
cient, too. If contrapuntally inclined.
His vehicle is even amphibious. The
whole world stands open before him,
where to choose. II we except certain
the most diaboiiqally perfected memory
machines may Negotiate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
Practical Sermons Wanted.
From the Atlantic.

From the Atlantic.
Too many sermons merely warm over
our emotions. We are aroused, it may
be, Sunday after Sunday, but men and
women need more than arousing. They
need instruction and training. They de-
sire to know what to do. If our pulpits
turned from their eXhortatiOns to prac-
teal instruction in the substance OF the
Christian faith, to positive and clear
teaching of doctrine, to specific and calm
statement of the methods OF developing
righteousness and holiness, to an exposi-
ton of real and not artificial sins, l be-
lieve that we should find men returning
to the peWs. If the pulpit should train
men to pray. and to use the spiritual
strength of prayer for their daily temp
tations. to read the Bible with intelli-
gence and insight, to understand the
fundamental doctrines of the religion of
Christ, to Judge between good and evil.
to rear their children in goodness, to do
their duty toward their neighbor, to &C
cept their part in world where they live
with, and not apart from. other men. and
then IL the church would arouse con-
science and love by ringing appeals. men
would be propelled with open eyes and
understanding hearts along the distinct
and we'll marked paths of Righteousness
and duty.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
NO DYSPEPSIA OR
STOMACH DISTRESS
Settles Your Out-of- order Stomach
and Ends All Indigestion
in Five Minutes.

ldere would not be a case of indigestion hera
knew the tremendous snti-ferment and digestive
virtue contained In Diapepsin. This harmless
preparation will digest a heavy meal without
the slightest fuss discomfort. and relieve the
sourest acid stomach in 1--WE minutes besides
overcoming all foul, Nauseous odors from the
breath
Ask your pharmacist to show you the for.
mula. plainly printed on each 50-cent case OF
Pape's Dapepsin. then you will readily under.
stand why this promptly cures Indigestion and
removes such symptoms Heartburn a feeling
like lump of lead In the stomach, Belching OF
Gas and Fluctuations Of undigested food, water
brash. Nauseau Headache. BiIiousness and many
other bad symptoms; and. besides. you will not
need laxatives to keep your stomach. liver and
intestines clean and fresh. .
II your Stomach is and full Of gas OF
your food doesn't digest and your meals don't
| seem to ht. why not get 50-cent case from
your druggist and make life worth living? Alb
solate relief from Stomach misery and perfect
digestion Of anything you eat is sure to follow
1--WE minutes after. and, besides one 5O-cent
case Is Sufficient to cure a whole family Of such
trouble
Surely. a harmless, inexpensive preparation
like Pape's Dlapepsin which will always either
at daytime or during night. relieve your stomach
! misery and digest your meals, is about as handy
and valuable thing - you could have in the
house.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
The Tempestuous Manner.
q the Columbus Ohio State Journal.

| From the Columbus OnlO state JouTndi.
People should be very considerate with
others who disagree with them. for If such
people are sincere and honest, they are
lust as apt to be right as they. Where
two equally honest and intelligent per-
sons disagree they are really not far
apart when the difference is finally ana
lyzed And certainly the fact of dis
agreement is not so alarming as to ex-
cite one unduly.
Almost any man Of experience can look
back on his life and see instances where
he was excited and rampageous because
his view was disputed and see the chasm
that was once the difference now filled
I'D with green grass, violets and other
omens of peace. One Is almost ashamed
of himself at the intolerance he once dis
PLAYED at another for challenging his
opinion.
We have noticed that the more igno-
rant the man, the more excited and tenn
pestuous he is in speech, since the more
truth a man knows, the less fussy and
violent he is about it. If the great is
sues of the day were to be settled by the
people who get the most excited over
them they would be very fooltshly and
falsely settled. The cause of a blustery
and frantic fellow is apt to be bad
one.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
MAY HAVE WED BARON
Edna Goodrich, Lately Mrs. MAJ
Goodwin, Captures Nohleman.

NEW YORK. October 1e-That Edna
Goodrich. lately fourth wife of Nat Good
win. Is engaged to- If not married to.
Baron Keane. one of the wealthiest of
the hereditary noblemen of England is
the gossip Of Broadway theatrical circles
Friends here recently heard directly from
her that she was about to wed the baron.
and report that she is now the Baron
ess Keane was received, therefore, with
more credence than otherwise would have
been given to it.
1t is understood that the young Amer
lean actress, who went abroad early in
the year with her mother. is at the cha
teau Of the baron near Paris.
II the marriage has taken place. or Is
recorded In the future. the actress will
step into the highest British society-un-
less her career in the United States should
in some way interfere. The baron comes
from an old and honored family, and his
place in society is fixed. it was stated on
good authority.
Miss Goodrich met Baron Keane in
London when she arrived there some
weeks after her divorce decree was hand
ed down here.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
WHY HESITATE2
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Risk If You Accept 1t.

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
Advertising for a Statesman.
From der Tuermer.


In Bavaria the liberal party recently
advertised in the newspapers for a candi-
date for the Legislature and found one in
this manner. There was some TODD about
1T, people of a choleric disposition being
especially incensed, and one must admit
that in this domain newspaper advertising
is still novelty.
But may it not be necessary phase Of
evolution? Don't the members of our
legislatures consist of men who are most
capable for political work, or, at least, is
not this the general idea? And has 1t not
become customary to expect that the can
didate should embody certain qualities
rooted in the soil, so to speak, as well as
that he should belong to a special stratum
OF society-tO the agricultural or working
classes, for instance-to which he must
add the gift of being able to promise
everything to everybody?
The choice of a candidate these days
| Is most human and businesslike and
often ptcayune affair, and the ordinary
method differs no more from the new
Bavarian way than does the engagement
! OF couple arranged through a careful
| inspection of the bank accounts of the
prospective fathers-in-law, and those
other engagements which result from the
perusal of personal columns in the
newSpa pers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19

Gallinger Of New Hampshire was inter-
ested in the venture.
Mr. kalbfus said it was a matter OF
common knowledge that the senator had
gone to Mexico with Mr.. Darneille and
Mr.. West to look at the property, and
that there was a general impression that
the mine was all right. No evidence was
given as to what the present worth OF
the mine is, but it appears that the
stock doomed high Mr.. Kalbfus began
to let go a little at time always al
an advance. He said he sold five shares
to NJ. J. Keane for $3.50. which was
over twice as much as he paid for his
original forty shares, and he accommo-
dated other purchasers. always at a
good advance. One of these was A. g
Chaplain, he said. who was red hot after
five shares. which Mr.. kalbfus allowed
him to have at $500 a share. Mr.. kalb-
fus said the arrangement for pooling the
stock was the poorest he ever heard oil
and expressed considerable disgust al
the entire business methods of the mine
owning corporation.
However Mr.. kalbfus showed that he
could lose when he went into a Goldfeld.
New. mine proposition, made S1aS on
the first dicker and lost $500 on the sec
ond. and decided that he knew more
about real estate than mines in Nevada.
He also said he had lost in dealing In
stocks. Mr.. Hogan led him back to the
statement Mr.. Kalbfus claims that Maj
Judson made to him about dealing IN
real estate, and Mr.. kalbfus reiterated
that he was trying to conceal nothing in
owning property by not having his name
appear in the records. He said he was
trying to avoid bother. and also did not
want to appear a a member of the board
of assistant assessors and at the same
time have his name on deed or two
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
Says Paper Was Suppressed.

Au enlivening feature was injected
into the close of the session when Mr..
White charged that he had not been
given all the papers in the case of a
transfer of a liquor license of J. NJ
Perreard, from 1906 E street to 513
18th street northwest. A letter from
Mr. Perreard to the excise board eX-
planning his reason for asking for the
transfer had just been read by Mr..
Hogan.
rs that letter a part of the papers
in the Perreard case?" inquired Mr.
White.
1t is said Mr.. Hogan.
Then l wish to say said Mr.. White,
addressing the Commissioners, that
Notwithstanding the fact that l had asked
for all the papers in connection with this
case. l was not, until this moment, aware
of the existence of this one. 1t may not
be material, but | don't like to have a
surprise sprung on me in this way.
Commissioner JudSon inquired of Roger
Williams. clerk of the excise board why
Mr.. White had not been given all the pa
pers. Mr.. Williams replied that Mr. Per-
reard made two applications for a trans
fer of license, the first of which was re-
fused, as it was near the end of the Ii
cense year and the board wanted time to
investigate.
At hearing given after the beginning
of the new license year, Mr.. Williams
said, the transfer was granted. The let
ter read by Mr.. Hogan, he said, was filed
with Mr.. Perreard's first application and
probably had been overlooked by Mr..
White when he examined the papers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19

$50, OOO is at present in Edinburgh, and
has been relating some of his experiences
He left New York April 0, 1908, and has
completed SO. 700 miles of his tour. The
route he has to take was arranged for
him, and led across the United States to
San Francisco, from which he worked
his passage to Honolulu, and thence to
Brisbane. in Queensland Capt Seaton
has very high opinion of the Australians
and their country. It's the best coun-
try in the world" he remarked ANY
man who wants to work can earn $3.50 a
day or more, and the people are always
ready to help you on a bit He was
very successful as a lecturer there, and
made enough money to carry him
his Asiatic Journey
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19

Women

No married woman's happiness is
complete without children; she
yearns with the deeper longings OF
her nature for the joys of mother
hood. But women who bear children
should prepare for the coming OF
baby by properly caring for their
physical systems. Mothers Friend
is the expectant mothers greatest
help. 1t is remedy which prepares
the muscles and tendons for the un-
usual strain, renders the ligaments
supple and elastic, aids in expanding
the skin and flesh fbers, and strength
ems all the membranes and tissues. 1t
is especially valuable where the
breasts are troublesome from swell
ing and congestion, and its regular
use will lessen the pain and danger
when the little one comes. Women
Erie Friend d. are sG s.sur, MOTHERS
e ed G' w ~ids'a asfe s.e FRIEND
1t is for sale at drug stores. Write
for free book for expectant mothers.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR co.
Atlanta. Ga.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19

ton and a natural long-dstance swimmer
can hope to conquer the channel. II is
one of the greatest feats of endurance
even to fail respectfully Mr.. Burgess
will be envied by Messrs. Wolfe and Hol-
bein, but doubtless they will continue 10
struggle with the tides in the strait.
having faith that some day or other they
will have the same luck that made the
success of the Yorkshireman possible.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
Stopped.

visitor-Last time / swas here your
board of trade was booming the town.
Didn't they keep 1t UP?
Uncle Eben-Nope! We called them on
pretty quick. First thing we knew, there
was a lot of people coming into town
that we didn't know at ALL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19

destined for higher things in a hurry.
1t might be that he would be made chief
of notice."
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POLICE IN TERROR,
KALBFUS DECLARES

Continued From First Page)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-10-19
Interested in Mine.

That concluded Mr. Mackeys story
Mr.. Hogan, evidently to show what good
company Mr.. Kalbfus had been in when
he put $500 into the Vetra Madre mine
and the Darneille Fraley mine, asked
whether or not he knew that SeRator
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11
Accordinq to Uncle Abner.

The way of the pants presser Is hard
There are only two kinds Of wimmin
who like to be told they are purity
the married ones and the single ones
Lem Higgins is getting to be reg
ular full-fiedged socialist. He hasn't
missed single church social in three
years.
Old man Haslxins says he's going to
hire the Hoppertown Silver Cornet
band to play at his funeral, and then
he will be sure everybody Is sorry he
is dead.
The best anti-fat cure we know OF IL
to try and make living running a
seven column paper in one-column
town.
Outside of a government job the
softest snap know of is to be line
man for a wireless telegraph company.
Publication Is q great thing. r
Wilfred Bibbins, who was the valedic-
torian of his class and electrified the
audience commencement day by his
magnificent grafton on Beyond the
Alps Lies Italy" several years ago. is
making 81 a week in a livery stable,
while his brother, who left school when
he was twelve years old to learn the
plumbers trade, is maxim 81 day and
owns an automobile.
The lid is on In our town. william
Tibbits, our popular general store
proprietor has put new patent burg
lar proof screen over his cracker
baTL
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11

hy taking an air trip around Pixies
peak In an aeroplane.
It Ii not recorded that the young
man il going to attempt to win the
hand Of such foolish girl. II Is hoped
that be Is made OF better stun than to
imperil his life to crafty the whims
of female freak--for 1t would be ap-
palling to know that two such idiotic
individuals should be destined to be
Joined together.
II the young man should have no
better sense than to accept the banter
land should come out alive--there
would still be hope for the girl--if she
should run orr with some other fellow.
It is certain he would be more worthy
than the weak individual who tried to
win girl by imperiling his life.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11

F'o' If she ever called on me, she called
when All was out.
All thinks dat Opportunity done git her
dates all mixed.
She knocks at one mans do so much
he has to git it fixed.
De mex man may be waitin' TO- to en-
tahtain her CALL
But his house ain upon her list an
she don't knock at all.
she calls on some folks every day an
knocks till she am So,
She rings bell an toots HON an
den breaks down de do
Ell dey don't come an let her in. she
takes ct In her haid
TO go up stars an rab EN- quick an
yank 'em out Of bald.
All tells yo' what--if dat Oh gal should
come aroun' nah place,
She'll fin me waitin at de do to grab
her 'roun' de wais'
Ah'll hang right on jes' like Abs gwine
to choke her plum to def.
She'll have jes' one affinity and dat
will be mahseff.
But lissen, little chilIun all, ct do not
pay to wait.
Jes' staht right out an look 70 her
an mos as sho' as Fate
She'll be jes' roun' de cohner an be
glad TO welcome you.
OATS what mos folks what meets oil
Opportunity mus do.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11
Daddy sBedtillne
~. Jacks Chum Was
1TOYV- "A Hero. but He
Forgot the Key

"w YHATs the matter evening" daddy
WAWN to
w Well cant help IT. daddy"
afternoon
Now this ~ the chance
want 70 hear bedtime
AH right replied sturdy little
tt If laugh me-"
Dicks parents city
shopping and the hired girl
take especial care Ct BILE little sister Mabel who only
though
swimming he stayed
after hunting gone up and locked her
in.
Dick begged her the
that II she went fussng
and maybe k her 60 he climbed the Of the
made Of Shingles
after an awful lot of trouble lin
There little Mabel
kissed instead spanking be
What was T asked daddy story immensely
Why explained
Mabel downstairs he climbed out
with he back to the window soured
so that he nearly fell twice.
But
his
said Oh just like hs father
laughed until e IN he face"
why" said daddy, II
almost nice, daddy" Evelyn.
THAT'S right deare" said daddy Il beg Jacks pardon"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11

Drag che highways.
The recent rains were real.
The dead trusts may have been good
ones.
The black rust. fortunately. was
tardy.
4 There are some fne crops around
Egeland.
4 The Scout. started at selfrldge. has
been suspended.
A hardware store at White Earth
was burglarized.
A third daily at Devils Lake should
enliven the situation.
/ @@1
| In may localities illegal chicken
shouting has been reported.
/ 900
Box car Irvine peddIers did quite
stroke OF business over the state.
90
Horse dealers had an active time
fitting the farmers out for harvest.
The boy at Rolette who stole citrons
must have been previously disap-
pointed.
900
The Edinburg Tribune has some-
thing new-a card of thanks regard
ing wedding.
Another OF the prize winning stag
hounds of Dave Richie of Valley City
has been poisoned.
man started a shooting gallery at
Hannaford but moved on when a Ii
cense was demanded.
The railways are doing everything
possible to boost the N. D. Industrial
show to be held at Bismarck.
The lake near Turtle Lake has been
cut for hay this year and hundreds
Of tons have been secured.
The reports from the early thresh-
ing are that the crops are generally
better than had been estimated.
90
The Bismarck Tribune thinks Fargo
courts impose fines too often where
penitentiary sentences are the thing.
The straw vote at Minot on the
normal site was about as unsatisfac-
tory and inconclusive as such things
usually are.
Editor Chambers of The Churcns
Ferry Sun say his official duties as
postmaster prevented bis attending
the editorial meet.
900
There is a disposition in many parts
Of the state to enforce the game laws.
In others the sooner" hunters do not
seem to be ''skeered."
900
The editor of The Edinburg Tribune
protests against the shameless cater
ing to morbid curiosity in opening
caslxets at church funerals.
900
The Bottineau News thinks-ac-
cording to recent sentences-it is a |
greater crime to sell liquor than to
attempt criminal assault on wo-
man.
The city council Of Devils Lake is
reported to have overdrawn five funds
the usual case in cities about August,
when the annual budget is made up
in September.
The Towner Tribune pub
lished an account of a wedding and
Immediately below 1t one of divorce.
That's maintaining an average all
right--and at the same time the bot
tom item is a warning to the newly |
weds.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11
1OLITlC.AL.17
lEk5 AND ME1zE5

Russell Sentinel: The following.
which appeared in Judge, 'the fun
niest paper in the field OF Journalism
goes to show what Joke" Burke's
Endorsement for the presidency really
is:
Governor Burke of North Dakota
Is, It appears, Mr.. Bryan's choice for
the democratic nomination for presi-
dent next year. Twelve years ago.
when Mr.. Bryan was being pestered
to tell whom he would support for the
nomination, he named over a ,ot of
impossibilities, governors and judges
of southern states. He could thus pre-
tend to show that he was oft OF the
race himself and at the same time
tickle the vanity Of some OF his fol-
lowers. OF course Governor Burke
has not the slightest chance for the
nomination, but. by indors'n him. Mr.
Bryan relieves himself of the necessity
of coming out for either OF the rivals
who are solicitous for his favor and
gives the lightning another chance to
strike himself"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-11
A. Q. Y. W. AFTER MEMBERS.
State Deputy of the Order canvasses
the Field at Forman.

Forman, N. D.. Aug. 11.-State Dep
uty Olson of the Ancient Order of
United workmen lodge, arrived in For
man to work in the interests of
that order
At mass meeting the Forman Gun
club was organized with Charles r.
Cole as president and r. p. Irving, Sec
retary- treasurer.
Several arrests have been made at
Cayuga and Geneseo by States Attor-
ney Leslie and Sheriff Jackman for the
alleged violation Of the prohibition law.
District court for Sargent county
will convene at the new courthouse In
Forman, Sept. 5. The calendar is a
large one, and a jury panel viii be
drawn.
The county commissioners and coun-
ty auditor Of Cavalier county were in
Forman, inspecting the new Sargent
county courthouse, with a view Of
adopting plans and specifications for
new courthouse at the city of Cava-
Her