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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-22
Cn,,adn Pleased.

Ottawa, Ont. April ei.-Ncws or Tho
Washington was received with much
Satisfaction by the government and
Liberal members who are supporting
the measure here. The Canadian oppo-
nents OF tho pact are now placing their
faith in The hope, hat tho Emitted
states Senate Viii long delay tho bill
or kill it,
"'rhe vote ~ Washington to-day will
be u great aid u the Canadian friends
of reciprocity." said member of tho
ino m governmcnt. y eNpeGt 10
in the course Of few days and I
believe the measure will he finally pass
cd by Parliament as soon rs II is
finally dealt With al WaShInEtOn.,l
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CATTLE MARKETS.
RICHMOND LIVE STOCK MARKET.
tSses at Union Stock Yards)

I
tSsles Al Union Stock YardsD
Richmond. Va, April IL 1911.
Report OF tho 1--we stock market for tn.
week ending April IL, 1911:
! Rcceipts-Cattle. IS; head; calves i3c head
sheep. 2c5 head: hogs Isi head
Best steers st.c,: n,cdiu TO good sLs n &C.
common 10 fair, q. na'.c.; best heifers, &C
medium TO good. ~ a Sasc.: common to fair
ia Sc; medium 10 good cows. p.SI Sc: com.
mon to fair. so &C.; bulls. n i,sr.; calves. q
s. Cows and calves. $3.50 $3.50 per head.
Best hogs. s.. &C.; sows and STAYS. % &C
Isheen. s05c.; lambs. "a SIC
chicaro. Aprii i.-cattlc-Reccipts i.oa
hend. Market strong. 5ceves s5l5fl $50
Texas steers. St6od $50. Western steers, slSt
y SIi; stockrrs and feeders. $iIa.IO. COW!
and heifers S2.e5 q SO: calves. s,I5G CSC
lioss-Receipts 1850 head Market strong
10 shade higher than yesterday. Light
S'.?9 Il ''s5: mixed s5.ShT5.30 heavy. s5.1oI
GO: rough. sl.Ioff $50: good 10 choice heavy
S9.:oN6..pj PIGS. 5000 s,a5: bulk of snies
SGieI6.sa. Sheep-Receipts GOO head. Sheer
steady. Native S;N+.'o: western. S3I5G 40
yearIinEs, S1.3on5.c5 lambs $500 6,cS: west,
ern. 1855 q SIS.
New York April ei.-Rccvcs Receipts
e.aSs head. Steers s,.5oIsso: bulls. s,6, SIS
COWS. ,.d 80, calves-Recepts loo head
Neals *an SO; extra, So: culls. 81. sheep mud
!.nmhs--Receiris G,iod head. Unshorn sheer
sSbod is5; clipped. s5fi $40: unshorn mhs
$500 6f,la: clipped. $3.50 u $50: culls ,5.oe
Itoes-Receipts 1884 head Market lower a
S6,50yS.a0.
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Dry Goods NLARkEr

Sow York. April ii Tho cotton souds mar
Heis sho~eh steady, but puiei 4 very md
crate business IL reported In prinig and
SlnShamt. ChambrayS for fan delivery ara
fhnlns ordered freely by the emitting and job.
hhs trades In "2.inch width. Wool is OFFER
Cd al very low prircs. A large n,,rtInn ~
ti'k piece goods IS scheduled for April e.
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ncceipiA- WNeai l2.Mn bushels. ION. To-
700 l,usheis; oats. 5sioN bushels. Shipments
Wheat '.cno bushels corn. sl.660 bushels;
t'ash etan cit,sed whea,@-So. 2 rcd. 81.
"a a5.4c.. No . hard aod aaNr: No 3. hard. IS
q zoe: SO. I northern, slTInS; No north
Elm csc. II ;i.nei.; No northern. !sr. a si.nl .
No e spring aiIasc. No. ) spring, ga esc.:
lNetvet chah. $3.50. iurum. sad SSc. Corn
No ?. iiIHl,tvi: 40 white. sin S1tae.: No
: ycllnw - 5la.c. No, and M. white
5nia n inl.c: 80. yellow. 9oi "a sic: No g.
An ia.c.; 30. white. is,sI ,a'.c 80.
yellow fni. iitHr. Dats-No. .. S71 32l3c: No
: White Ss9 n S2T.c.. SO white. 32si a S5itc. !:
NO.. White, sd 55c.; standard. 7S135Mc
4 Raiiimnr.. Md, April al--Whe -Easicr:
srni CONTRACT. e2i.r.: southern on grade. a2r
Corfu quiet. spot contract. h5iir Oats
| Firm: No white. xG3sic. Ryc-strons:
! No. . western domestic. 9oo q 81.
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n1cnMoNp TOBACCO MAnKrr

t Richmond. Ma, April II. I.ii
brishis- Market continues frm with ,ieh.
rcceipts sun cured-Receipts lighter; mar
Ret fairly active at quotations. Dark Stem.
con inue light; demand good
NJ quotations Brown pplnE-Rcceipts con
iinue light; demand good a quotations
- n nARk STEM Nj NC;-NEN
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NANAl. STORES

Wilmington ~ e. ApriI al sni,,ts rm
rrniinc .,..Steady a. 72,ic.; receipts 10 casks.
RosIn,Stcady nj Sis: receipts a. barrni.
IAr-Flrin at {s.:o: receipts IS barreiL Crude
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BILL.
PASSED BY HOUSE
CONTINUED From First pagc.)

OF them predicted mat The adoption OF
such "A resolution would disrupt the
party. S similar demands would have
to he dealt with later in party convrn-
lions. The vote on the resolution fol
lows; l'or--Ia Toilette. Bourne. Cum
Minis and Bristow. Observation-Disclosures.
Lodge. Icnrose. Hcyburn. Warren.
Smout and bradley.
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RICHMOND AND CHEsAPEAHE IA,
RAILWAY COMPANY

Schedule OF electric trains to md from
Ashland. stopping at intermediate stations
upon signal: Iv Richmond <Broad and
Laurel Sts.), '6:t5. '7l0 s:10b, 9:10 .s1o;lo,
lI:lo a. NJ; 1910. 2:lo. $40. 4:lob. $40. $50,
7:lo: s:Iop. 1910. 1i:46 r. M. Lv. Ashland,
'5:h5 Ih, s. OBJ 10. al A. NJ. '13 NJ, sci
2. 3. T. 5b. s. Z. 8. Oh. II r. NJ.
DAILY except sunday. ''Sunday only
bcarries baggage, it 7iIf
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By THOMAS BRANCH & co, Bankers IL Brokers'
SALES

Allis-Chaimers ..........
500 Nils Chaimtrs. pfd.....,,
ESQ Amalsamatcd Copper =.
l.S0 Amer. AEri. Chem. com
~ Amer: Beet Sugar. com.
w. american Can ............
l'Pn american Can, rfl. ......
y" Amer. Car anu Foundry
lW Amer. Car and Iroun.. pfd
ihaW American Cotton Oil....
I9 Amer. Linscc'l oil. pfd. /.
$50 American locomotive =.
Amer. locomotive. Dfd..
Amer, Malt Co. pfi......
l,sM American Smelling
W Amer. Tel. and Tel. Co.
II american Tobacco, com.
700 American Tobacco. pfd.
Anaconda Copper ........
$500 Atchiscn Observation-Disclosures
r) Atlantic Coast Linc......
a. 6. l.. OF Connecticut. :.
ST baltimore and Ohio.
10 Brooklyn Rapid Transit.
500 Central Leather. com. ~.
I'm Canadian Pacific .........
300 Chesapeake ard Ohio.
Chicago Great Western.
So Chit. Mil. and st. Paul..
20 crucihlc steel Cor. com.
Crucihle steel. pfd.
Chicago and Northwest.
Colorado Fuel ana Iron.
Colorado and Southern.
30 Consolidated Gas .,......
ware and IludSnn...
Den. and Rio Gran. com.
|ls Den. and Hio Gran, pfd.
%n Erie Observation-Disclosures.
10 Eric. LIST pfd.............t..
Fed. Min. and Snl.. MD.
Aro General Electric ........
s"l Great Northern. pfd. ......
200 Great Northern Ore ctfs
Illinois Central ......,...,s
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RICHMOND sTooK MARKET.
ny Riehard w Maury,

ftoeE and Bond Broker. ioi5 f Main s,re.,
Richnond Va. April a. isli
SALES At BOARD.
Virginia centurirs-socn al SSH.
4s,t ~ ~
STATE sEcrRlTlEs. Bid Asked.
Virginia IS Old, e. and r.. 1857. &c
Va Centuries 80. G. and r.. in,i. s5X id,
RAILROAD BONDS
G ana o. T. CENT e. i? r.. IL. n Is,s 70, oS 4.
Georgia, Sou. and Fla lai5... ies
Georsia and Ala Con. ts lsi5 81. ia ~.
Gsaboard Air Line Is. ,S0 81
easbohfd Adjustment IS 1919. e
Eourhetn Railway Is; 5s 1914, 1G.;
SO. e p.y. and g e. IS 1885 ~ ~
."a,iern <. e. Isl 81. c. 1914 ... los
STREET RAILWAY BONDS.
2or! end Port. Trac. CO. Is. ja35 ~, s.,.
Ns ny and Power Co Sc. le5i al,
STREET Rv. STOCKS. Far
Va. Ry and rnwer CO. MD II. no a .,,.
Va ny. aud Power Co com . 10 ,sil AZ
c[or. and Ports. Trac CO. ND -. :.
Nor. and Ports Tiac. m. con, irh &
RAILROAD STOCKS Par.
Atlantic Coast Line crrn .......l on in
Chesapeake and Ohlo.... IN, 70
Norfolk and western com.....lfA iGs
tonthtrn Railway rfd ......!.! .INh 6ri, j.
fon'hern Railwa: cnm i.......4 ID, ss,s -
BASK AID TRUST GO. STOCK.
american Mathematician. I'D L.
Rtond street........!.. 60 -
4 Bank OF Commerce q nd Trusts An 10 =.
n First National. ....i. ;na ,,s =.
X Merchants National ;on ~ -
4 National Rank OF virsinia. in "a. -
Nauonsl state and City Bank TO lis I.
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Planters acknowledgements. leo 200 -.
SAVINGS Bank of R':hmond.... - 6s 80.
Union Rank OF Richmond. ....... 20 Us =.
VirRinin Trust Compan!..........loo u, -.
INSURANCE COMPANIES.
Virginia Flre and Marne....... c5 6s
MISCELLANEOUS.
vaCnr. Chem. pfd. s r. c......ieo i.ia, 1881.
Va. Carolina them. ccm..........leo 59ia co..
Na-Car. Chem. Isl Mort -, 1878 1901. -.
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Richmond & Petersburg Electric Railway

Cars leave Manchester. Seventh and Perry
Streets for PETERSBURG:
&c, 7.s. 90, 10. II, .I2 A. NJ, 2, e. & s,
.sa:i5 IS. Z. s, 80, 10 p. NJ 10
fi:Oo =. NJ for chester. 1900 Midnight for
Petersburg.
Cars leave Petersburg. foot of sycamore
Street, for Manchester:
t5:i5. sa5. .'1:i5 '7s5. s:as, e,5. .1o.so. 1i:s5
A. M. 1885. '1:s5. 2:a6 s:35 1875, SIS, s:s6.
u s5. 1885, a:a5 .I040, 1870 p. NJ
tDsily EXCEPT Sunday and holidays.
Carries baggage and express.
s'i,imited. except Sundays and holidays
All cars from Peters org connect With
cars for Richmond, g5eLi 5rHIT
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county Tn,c. nc,,,,ccI

Special To The Times Dispatch.l
TfarrisonburE. Va. April al.3Thc
Board OF Supervisors. In s7ecial scs-
sion reduced The county taxcs from
- cents to '2is cents on the hundred
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LOCAL MARKEr ouorAr1oNs.

FURNISHED by levy Commission Co Com
mission Merchants. Richmond VA,
Richmond. Va. April 81. Iaii.
ACTUAL WHOLESALE QUOTATIONS. OF
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Quotations foti nierest-payine bonds are
al n price To which Interest must lie added.
Income bonds and certificates OF Indebted
utss are fiat.
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- = - = ''i2'. 49, - vuT 49,.
,ricd apples. Observation-Disclosures.
MARKET l'OEDITIONc

: r. e.
Under heavy receipts orr market on hens
decline to-day to i4,sc.. hut we don't think
demand and eggs continue active at quota
tons. Receirts Of live stock heavier and
market weak
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
Z .s : ss's T..
MADE CONVERT OF OLD SILAs
Member Of scnoo! Board May Have
Had Deep Thoughts, but Anyway
He Was Satisfied.

The athletic young woman who
taught the district school was on trial
for soundly thrashing seven unruly
boys.
"You-yoI think you can control
the situation, do-do your" inquired
the president of the school board. who
suffered.
Il can" replied the young woman
with considerable decision.
We'll, | don't know about this"
grinned Silas Weatherwax. IF any
boy needs a lickin' l can give It to
him myself. | don't believe in mis-.
cellaneous lickin's."
The teacher smiled
Neither do l." she said. IF thrash
ings are to be administered think II
much better for one person to admin
lister them. And after | have cleaned
up the school | may decide to go out
and clean up the township"
A moment later when a vote of con-
fidence in the teacher was called for,
the aye" of Silas Weatherwax was
the loudest of ALL
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
PUTTING her LOVE-
Young Woman Arrsnees With Prett,
Girl to Try Out Her Sweetheart
With Startling Results.

Lincoln Beachey. after a fight II
his biplane, was congratulated on bis
daring by a reporter.
But ] wasn't daring" the aviato,
said. Il put my machine only to such
ordeals as knew ii could withstand
In flying. as in love. we must run nc
risks
He laughed softly
Il know" he said, "a young won
an about to wed who decided at the
last moment to test her sweetheart
So. selecting the prettiest girl she
knew, she said to her. though she
knew 1t was a great risk:
I'll arrange for Jack to take you
out tonight-a walk on the beach in
the moonlight. lobster supper. and
all that sort of thing-and | want you
In order to put his fidelity to the
proof. to ask him for a kiss
The other girl laughed, blushed
and assented. The dangerous plot
was carried out. Then, the next day
the girl In love visited the pretty one
and said. anxiously:
Well, did you ask him?'
"'No, dear
No? Why not?
Il didn't get chance. He asked
me first"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
Appetite Not a Necessity.

DR.. John R. Murlin of New York, as
sistant professor of physiology at the
Cornell university medical college, in
an article in the October number of
the Journal of the Outdoor Life, COM
pares the food we eat to the fuel used
In furnishing steam and power for an
engine. In selecting our food he says
that we should eat enough to furnish
energy for the days work, but that
much more than this is not needed.
He holds that the appetite is not ne
cessity for good digestion. There is
no fallacy of nutrition" he says,
greater than that which. supposes
that food cannot be digested and
utilized without appetite" Most of the
food we eat, fully four-fifths, goes to
supply energy for our everyday tasks,
while less than one-fifth goes to sup
ply building material.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
'DOUIIN NOIF[|
4 MNssssssssSSSSS 4a1U|
Fresh air and sunshine are the best

Fresh air and sunshine are the best
germicides.
Do not keep eggs near kerosene or
anything that will faint them.
Feed breeding duck crumbly maah
twice a day, morning and evening.
1t is not necessary to candle good
eggs before taking them to market.
If any farmer is in doubt concerning
his eggs, he should then candle them
The Spanish hens eggs. weighing
seven to a pound, are the largest pro-
duced.
A warm poultry house tends to
make the fowls sluggish and unpro-
ductive.
Indian Runners will lay from $50 to
200 eggs a year while common ducks
lay only from 25 to So
Dandelion leaves freshly gathered.
when they are procurable, contain a
valuable liver stimulant.
A very common mistake made in
keeping poultry is crowding the fowls
into too limited space
Too many poultrymen hatch their
chicks SO late that they have not time
to mature for cold weather laying.
A new poultry roost is made Of per-
forated iron tubing which has been
soaked in solution deadly to insect
life.
The Pekin is known as the leading
market duck of the world and takes
first place in the American standard
of perfection
Many person will give their chicks
good care all through the broodins
season and then neglect them when
they go out on range.
Cold eggs can be beaten sitter and
lighter than warm ones. Before break
Ing them, drop in pan of very cold
water for few moments
While pigeons are always consid.
cred nuisance by most farmers, II
any at all are kept. keep only Homers
Carriers. Antwerps, or some pure
breed
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
|b0()lI7IMI,{'
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PASSING OF POPULAR FOWL
Rocks, Wyandottes and Others
Crowding laneshans Out.

The Langshan, or. as its admirers
like to call it. the Lordly Langshan."
apparently has been losing ground in
popularity, like the other Asiatic fowls.
Ii may be that as many Langshans
are bred and sold as ever. but 1t is
very certain that not so many are ex-
hibited as formerly. The tremendous
demand for Plymouth Rocks, Wyan-
dottes and Rhode Island Reds may
make the demand for Langshans ap-
pear, relatively. small While suffering
no actual diminution. says a writer in
the Country Gentleman. Still, as the
poultry show is tolerably safe trade
barometer. am inclined to believe
that the demand to some extent has
really diminished
When the Langshan was first intro
duced, 1t appeared to many fanciers
of Asiatic fowls as an underlined or
poorly-bred Black Cochin. 1t lacked
the comps ctness, full cushion, soft
feathering. small tail and heavy foot.
feather that the Cochin fancier so high
ly prizes. 1t was predicted that 1t
would not succeed as breed, but the
prediction. like many another. proved
worthless. 1t did succeed. 1t put the
Black Cochin badly In the shade. 1t
became very popular. Its number be-
came legions.
our search need not be long. 1t was
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
FIVE TREES ARE REMARKABLE
sonar, Found In flubia and soudan
Produces WhistIlng Sound
Cow Tree" Gives Milk.

The "whistling tree" or acacia ifs
tula. is found in Nubia and the Sou.
dan. The Arabs call 1t SOLAR" OF
pipe. because of the whistling sound
that 1t produces, and the specific
name OF ''fistula." a word also mean.
ing pipe or flute. has been given II
for the same reason.
Insects infest the tree. and deposit
their eggs In its shoots. A gall-like
excrescence. about an inch and a half
In diameter. is produced at the base
OF the shoots and when the larvae
have emerged from circular holes in
the sides Of the shoots. the holes,
played upon by the wind. produce a
whistling sound equal to that pro.
duced by a sweet-toned flute.
The cow tree" is so called be-
cause 1t yields an abundant supply OF
milk. To obtain the milk, deep in.
cisions are made in the tree, from
which the fluid flows into vessels
placed ready to receive It. This vege.
table milk is white. somewhat viscid,
and has an agreeable flavor; and an
analysis of 1t shows that 1t is very
much like the milk of a COW In its
composition. The COW tree grows on
the slope of the mountain chain Dor
dering on Venezuela.
The cloth tree" is found at Ota.
heite in the South Sea. The bark is
taken off in long strips and put To
soak over night In running water
The. soaking softens it, so that the
inner fiber may be easily separated
from the rest of the bark The fibers
are put together in lengths of about
eleven or twelve yards. and the
lengths are placed side by side until
they are at least twelve inches in
width, and two or three layers oil
fbers are put one upon another.
The flbers adhere together in one
piece. and the material thus formed
Is beaten upon a smooth piece OF
wood until 1t becomes as thin as mus
lin 1t Is then bleached in the air
for time. when it is ready to be
made up into clothing.
Inc stinglng tree" OF Queensland
Is pleasing to the eye but dangerous
to the touch. It's effects are curious
1t causes great pain to the person or
animal that has the misfortune to
get stung by It. but 1t leaves no
wound. no mark of any kind. And
for months afterwards the part stung
is painful in rainy weather. or when,
In any way. 1t gets wet. Frequently
1t is necessary to shoot horses and
dogs that have been stung by the tree,
so maddening is its effect upon them.
The angry tree" grows in Nevada,
eastern California and Arizona When
In the least disturbed this highly
sensitive tree shows its anger by ruff.
fling up its leaves and emitting dis.
agreeable odor.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
TNE
CHILDREN
f IN
BUILT HIS OWN MOTOR CYCLE
George Vineyard Of Kansas City Calls
His Machine TrIcar-Did Work
In Leisure Moments.

You've wondered what that cross be-
tween an aeroplane and motor car
was that you've seen skimming over
the boulevards? Well. that's George
Vineyards tricar. To let you In on
the secret early. a tricar is fancy
name for threewheeled motor cycle.
George built his tricar In leisure
hours back of his house at 1858 Gill
ham road. says the Kansas City Star.
George is nifty at several things. he
says. doing expert electrical work
when busy professionally. cooking
when he's hungry and being a bache-
Tor all of the time
AS to the tricar At distance It
resembles an ordinary three-wheeled
motor cycle with an additional seat
between the two front wheels. Closer
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
Rules for Dolls

The following maxims have recent
ly been published in paper for
young folks. and one cannot resist the
suspicion that they are intended not
so much for dolls. as for dolls own
ers AS such. 1t Is recommended that
they be read and pondered
A wooden-headed doll should be
careful not to hit her head against
her mother. lest she should hurt her.
doll should keep away from the
rocking as the rockers may
crush her
A wax doll should avoid the fire. IL
she wishes to preserve good com
plexion
Often an old doll with cracked
head ant sweet smile Is more be
loved than a new doll with "a sour
face.
It is bad plan for dolls to be
stretched out on the floor. as people
are apt to tread upon them; and a
doll that is trodden on Is sure to go
into a decline.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
RED.
It's the Red Blood corpuscles That
Proper Food Makes.

An Ohio woman says Grape Nuts
food gave her good red blood and re-
stored the roses of youth to COM
plexion that had been muddy and
blotchy She says:
For 10 years had stomach trouble
which produced breaking out on my
lace. The doctors gave it long Latin
name, but their medicines failed to
cure 1t. Along with this l had fire.
Quent headaches, nervousness and US
ually pain In my stomach after meals.
Il got Disguised with the drugs,
stopped them and coffee off short, and
quit eating everything but fruit ana
Grape-Nuts. with Postum for my table
beverage.
The headaches, stomach trouble,
and nervous weakness disappeared al
most like magic, which showed that
when the cause was removed and
good food and drink used nature was
ready to help.
my blood was purified and my CON-
plexion became like a young girls,
while my weight was increased from
30 to 120 pounds in few months
good, solid firm flesh, where 1t used
to be soft and flabby.
Il recommended Grape-Nuts and
Postum to one of my friends, who was
afflicted as l had been. She followed
my advice and in short time was re-
stored to complete health and in about
8 months her weight increased from
100 to 148 pounds.
Our doctor, observing the effect OF
Grape-Nuts and Postum in our cases,
declared, the other day, that he would
hereafter prescribe these food prod
ucts for gastritis." Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book. THE Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
sse appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
Interest.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
WAGES of Sin.

Bert Somers, a lively 4-year-old, is
a great pet of the young lady next
door and spends good deal of his
time with her. One morning he had
not made his usual early call, and
Miss Sallie went In by the back way,
just before noon, to learn the reason,
There was no one about, SO she
called:
Bert Cert, where are your"
Here" answered shrill voice
from upstairs, and Miss Sallie, ascend
ing, found her young friend, nightie
on, In bed
MY, N.Y. she exclaimed. what
are you doing in bed this time O. day :?
In for a nap?"
Nav! In fer sassin'! ''-Woman's
Home Companion.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
A Crop Bulletin.

Five-year-old Ella had been enthus-
iastically engaged in garden work all
the spring. She was especially inter
ested in planting seed and watched
anxiously for sprouts to appear above
the ground
One day, while visiting neighbor
who possessed a six-months-old baby,
Ella was delighted to see two tiny
front teeth displayed when the baby
smiled.
"Oh. Mrs. May" the little girl
cried, excitedly, "the baby's teeth
have come up!''-Youth's Companion.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-11
WHY HE WAS LIKE A DONKEY
Husband Gets Startling and Unexpect-
ed Reply From Spouse When
Trying to Spring Joke.

William. do you know why you
are like donkey?"
Like a donkey?" echoed William
opening his eyes wide. mo, don't"
do you give it up?"
Il do"
Because your better-half is stub
bornness herselfi"
That's not bad. Ha! ha! I'll give
that to my wife whep l get home"
Emily" he began, as he sat down
to supper, do you know why l am
like donkey?"
He waited for a moment, expecting
his wife to give 1t up; but she didn't.
She looked at him with some pity in
her eyes, and replied:
Il suppose, dear, because you were
born SO