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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10


Miss Mabelle c. White, who has
been visiting her aunt, Mrs. Elizabeth
Johnston, left last night for Hunt.
ington, w. Va.
Mrs. Frank Walter and Miss Jane
Walter have returned from Washing
ton.
Mrs. F. T. Holt and Mis- Mary
Haines, who had been to the Mardi
Gras at New Orleans and spent some
time travelling in the South, have re-
turned home.
Mrs. A. f. Robertson and Miss Mary
Stuart Robertson have returned from
Richmond where they visited rela-
tives.
Mrs. H. M. McIlhany has returned
from Roanoke having spent some
time there with her sister, Mrs.
Butler.
Mr.. and Mrs D. S. Whittemore of
Baltimore are guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
E X. Mercereau.
III +. anu M Is. u. ~. II dl IlSOu AdVC
returned from a visit to Hon. and
Mrs Randolph Harrison in Lynch
burg.
Mr.. ard Mrs. J E. Vines and little
daughter have arrived horne from
Buchanan.
Mrs. Conway Men. Whittle, who
spent some time with her daughter,
Mrs. Alfred P. Thorn in Norfolk, has
returned to Staunton.
Mr.. ]. Fred Effiinger and Miss Kath-
crime Effinger have returned from
South Carolina, where they spent some
time.
Mr.. r. l. Parrish of Oovington
was here yesterday on legal business.
Miss Sara Grsenleaf Frost, who had
bssn visiting at the Mary baldwin
Seminary, left last night for Mexico
Mo.
Mr. E. L. Williams who conducted the
Park View property sale sone
months ago is IN the city, stopping
at Hotel Augusta.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
A Pair Of
Good: Eyes


may grow constantly strong
er in hard and continuous
work and retain their vigor
as long as any other organ
of the body. But when one
discerns a hint of dimness, a
tired feeling, an ache in the
eye balls or repeated head
aches, then glasses may be
of great service in arresting
the failures that if neglected
may cause deep anxiety and
inconvenience.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
MAY NEVER WORK AGAIN
Robert ]. Drummond in a Serious
IL
Condition in Baltimore Hospital


Mr.. a. E. Drummond, of Stanton.
has inst returned from Baltimore to
which city he was called by the
serious condition Of bis brother.
Robert J. Drnmmond, who is at the
Maryland University hospital suffer-
ing from injuries received on Janu.
airy 10 at Bristol, w. Va.
r He was employed there AZ pump
man his duties being to keep . big,
60, 600 gallon water tank filled. He
had filled this tank with water and
while he was in the pumphouse. the
tank burst and falling on the pump
house, mashed it fat. Mr.. Grum.
mond was severely injured internally
He was at frat taken to the Bristol
Hospital but his condition did not
improve and he was taken to the
hospital in Baltimore ten days ago.
The physicians there expect to per.
form two important operations upon
him if he regains sufficient strength
to stand them. It is not expected
that he will ever be able to work
AGAIN
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
III. |. Lang,
Optometrist
Masonic Temple
Staunton. Virginia
Committed Suicide

Bristol, Va, March Z. = John
Smith, the fourteen-year-old son OF .
prominent physiclan at johnson City,
Tenn committed suicide by taking
chloroform in his fathers barn Sun
day night. His body was not found
until late Monday afternoon. The
suicide is believed to have resulted
from remorse, following the shooting
by young Smith of Professor James
Pm. Gray, principal Of the West Side
Public School of johnson City, Pro-
lessor Gray had punished the boy for
disobedienoe, and was shos through
the lungs at the school building the
next dag, Smith having fred upon
him with q revolver while his back
was turned. Professor Gray 10 re.
covering.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
NEGRO erakem an Killed

Clifton Forge, Va. March 8. =
James Golden, colored brakeman,
was killed here Yesterday in the
Chesapeake and Ohio yards. He was
irving to cut car loose while the
train was in motion q nd clipped and
fell under it. The wheels passed
over him and severed both legs neal
tina thigh, He was hurried to the
h ospita', but the loss of blood and
the shock proved fatal. He lived
about twelve hours, bat at no time
was there any chance of his recovery.
He was thirty years old and married.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
AIR. BATHS 4 CURE
FOR CHRONIC. |! COLDS
Twenty Minutes in Sun
and Wind Will Work
Wonders.
WINTER colds are the bugbear
wv of many otherwise healthy

" of many otherwise healthy
people. But there is pre-
Dcription which is guaranteed both to
prevent and cure, and that no less
than the air bath.
To read about them may make them
peem difficult of accomplishment, but
you will but try one astonishing VIII
be the results.
Far from being difficult they are
II remarkable simplicity, all that is
needed being simply to lie still and
lot the magic air blow over one.
No cumbersome apparatus, no tire
some visits to the masseuse and no
pounding and punching of the inof-
tensive body.
II 1t IL begun in time it will enable
one to withstand the winter cough
and neuralgia. The body should be
exposed to the air for 20, minutes
aorning and night to annihilate the
sold germs.
Our usual habits give the skin NO
opportunity for hardening itself;
therefore, the danger from drafts and
vet feet.
II in the morning we battle and
crush the hair before putting the
clothes on this will lessen the SEN
ubility of the skin, and will constf-
.ute an effective air bath.
A more elaborate method is to Sc
iect the sunniest room in the house.
Then undress and wrap yourself in
sheet and lie on the floor in the
nshine.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
Funera. OF Mrs. Ann E. MeKnish,


Charlottesville, March S.-The fun
eral of Mrs. Ann Elizabeth Mcknight,
who died Monday of heart trouble,
took place this afternoon from the
home of her son-in-law, MIR. S. A.
Birch. Services were conducted by
Rev. DR.. George L. Petrie, of the Pres
byterian church, assisted by Rev. De.
Gilby G. Kelley, of the First Method.
list church. Mrs. Mcknight was the
daughter of the late Rev. William Nc
EIroy, of Charleston, W. Va, ana was
in her 18th year. She is survived by
four children, Mrs. S. A. Birch, of this
city, Mrs. q. E. Carter, of Red Hill,
Mr., w. L. Mcknight. of Cincinnati,
and MI. A. H. Mcknight Of Washing
ton, d. g.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
Will Live in California

The friends of Mr. and Mrs. H. FL.
Bolen will regret to hear that they
contemplate leaving Stanton and
making their home in California. He
is going on account of the milder eli
mate there
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

ALADY of refinement wishes posi-
ton as nurse companion to Invalid or
elderly lady. Will keep house. Care
linen room. Assistant matron. Ref
erences exchanged. Address
Miss M,
2t care Staunton spectator.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
Chesapeake & Ohio Ry.

Daily.
'.ss .. m, Limited to Warrington and
New York.
9.55 a. m. Richmond. Old Point and Nor.
folk
10 a y m, Washington, Richmond, Old
/ Point and Norfolk.
7.46 p. m. Local to Charlottesville
Week Days.
i.30 p. m. Local to Washington and Rich
m0ud.
9.l5 a. M. Local to Charlottesville.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

Daily.
e1s M. Limited to Cincinnati and Lou
Vile.
6.45 p. M, Cincinnati. Louisville. and
West.
1887 p. M. Express 70 Cincinnati. Chicago.
st. Louis and West.
Daily.
6. SO .. m. Local to Huntington.
LOOP. m. Local to Clifton Forge.
412 p. m. Mountain Specialn to Him.
ton-W6ek dAYH
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
Attacks School Prin .ipaI

A severe attack on school principal,
Chas. B. Allen of Sylvania, Ca, is
thus told by him. "For more than
three years." he writes, 81 suffered in
describable torture from rheumatism,
liver and stomach trouble and dis
eased kidneys All remedies failed till
1 used Electric Bitters, but four bot
ties of this wonderful remedy cured
me completely" Such results are
common. Thousands bless them for
curing stomach trouble, female COM
plants, kidney disorders, biliousness
and for new health aud vigor. Try
them. Only SOC at B. F. Hughes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Gibson and
daughter have gone to Darlington,
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
Staunt0n Wholesale Markets


Staunton, Va, March 7. l911-Prices
to farmers. and not the selling prices
Ill the stores.
Cnrracta.1 daily nv White Star Mills
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
Roll Of Honor For crimora School:

NVst " GVhVs " OsuhssVs - ~OssOOsA
The roll OF honor for the Urimora
graded school for February has been
mads up as follows.
Principals room - Grade 7-Ada
Kennedy, Bowman Kennedy, Floyd
Leonard.
Grade 5 Mary Cullen, Dewy
Powell. Roy Gochenour.
Craze 8 Mary Estes, Blanche
Afford Hortense Ellinger.
Primary room Grade -Efie Guile,
Mary Ferriil, Josephine Eilinger,
Alma Gochenour Pendlston Bowman,
Stuart Kennedy, Dave Sandidge.
Grade . CLARA Scrogham, Fayette
Estes. Willie Gochenour, John Sand.
ridge.
Grade - Helen Afford, Marie
Ellinger, May Wright Vernon Estes
Owen Estes, Elliot Gocheneur
St7art
Miss E. Mayo Jerdone is principal
of the school ana Mis- Era V. BaJger
assistant,
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
December And june

Winchester, Va, March 8. = a
marriage LICENSE was issued in the
county clerks Office Monday to John
Pool, of Hampshire county, W. Va,
and Miss Susan Fahnestock, Of thif
county.
The age of the bridegroom was
given as 60 years and q widower,
and that of the bride was 33 years.
Mr.. Pool is a farmer of Hampshire
county and is q native of Frederick
Q o1nty, Va.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
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e ANY intelligent person may earn a
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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

A woman doesn't like fiattery, but
If she is decked out in new rig YOU
had better make few joyous ~
marks about it.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

Friend-You have been engaged for
TIE last two years and can well af-
ford to marry. Why dent you do it?
Mr. Kissem (gloomily)-I am wait
ing for her pet dog to die.
Answers
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

Adele-"That bride doesn't know a
thing about cooking"
Estelle-"That doesn't make any
difference; her husband lived in a
boarding house before he married
her"
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10

When you try to take time by the
forelock you will often lind that time
is wearing the wig.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-03-10
GIVE THE OTHER
FELLOW 4 CHANGE
ROAD QUESTION AGAIN
County Farmer" Makes Effective
Argument in Favor of Pro-
posed Million Dollar
Bond Issue.
EDITOR DISPATCH:

EDITOR DISPATCH:
We note that two letters opposing
the proposed bond Issue for Augusta
county roads were discussed last week
in your columns. We endorse your
position in this matter, and feel that
your argument is sufficient to Offset
objections set forth, certainly 80 far
a the temper Of letter signed J. N.
Reed admits for argument.
In view of the fact that tne author
states, that he owns little property
in the county and states as q fact, re-
ferring to tns Ebond .issue. ,"that the
genesis Of this nonsense is Of those
who have nothing and who don't
know now to get ANYTHING, but can
tell other people what to do and how
to do it." It might be we'll to ana
lyse the interest of this writer in
road improvement to sec If this in
terest il similar to that Of the aver
age tax payer; readers Of his letter
would probably weigh it as coming
from heavy tax payer, deeply in
ter asted in county finances because
of his tax dues.
We are informed that this GENTLE
man il employed a. railway mail
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES
They Are Closely Observing Public
Health Conditions

An examining physician for one of
the prominent Life Insurance Compa.
nies, in an interview on the subject,
made the astonishing statement that
the reason why SO many applicants for
insurance are rejected is because kid
ney trouble is so common to the Amer
lean people, and the large majority OF
applicants do not even suspect that
they have the disease.
He states that judging from his own
experience and reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has probably been more successful in
relieving and curing these diseases than
any remedy known. The mild and heal
ing influence of DR.. Kilmer IS Swamp
Root is soon realized. 1t stands the
highest for its remarkable record Of
cures.
We find that Swamp Root is strictly
an herbal compound and we would ad-
wise our readers who feel in need OF
such remedy to give it trial. 1t is
on sale at all drug stores in bottles OF
two sizes-ffty-cents and one-dollar.
However, if you wish first to test the
preparation, the manufacturers will
gladly forward you sample bottle by
mail, absolutely free. Address DR.. Kill
mer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, and men
tion this paper.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Injunction Erred.

What" said the little girl. The
father is something Of a fastidian as
to speech. and he said to the five-
year-old: "You should never say
'What?' my dear; always say: 7 beg
your pardon. That the injunction
erred on the side Of sweepingness was
conveyed to him later, when the lit
tie girl, pointing to blossom, said:
~ beg your pardon is the name Of
that dower?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24

A room the woman Of the house
calls the restroom" Is pepered in
soft gray and has green hangings. The
fsrniture is light oak with green sofa
pillows here and there, and the big
sofa is upholstered In green. The
window shades are dark enough
to subdue the light. Thus the room is
In the most admirable taste and
soothes the nerves. When the woman
of the house is tired she runs to the
rest room for few minutes and gets
her mental balance.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Care Of Screens.

Window and door screens usually
get very dusty during the latter part
of the summer, and 1t is poor econ
omy to put them away in that condi-
ton; neither is 1t good idea to
wash them just before storing unless
they are most carefully dried to pre-
vent rusting, Kerosene applied with
a paint brush cleans the wires better
than water. and also prevents rustin..
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24

II have suffered with piles for thirty
six years. One year ago last April ! De-
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course of week noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end of six
weeks they did not trouble me ct Al.
Cascarets have done wonders for me. ]
ain entirely cured and feel like q neu
man" George Kryder, Napoleon, O.
Pleasant Palatabls. Potent Taste Good
Do Good Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripa
Zoe. 2bc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gen-
uine tablet stamped G G. Guarantsed 10
cure or your money back
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Prosne rous Outlook.

"Since bein' in the city" the Bill.
vile man wrote to his home folks, Il
have been hit by three automobiles.
and eff my lawyer tells me true, III
get enough money in damages to fetch
the whole family for good long stay.
an eff the balance of you kin continue
to git run over we'll be able to buy q
big farm an live happy ever after
ward. d."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Popular Chinese Fruit.

A fruit popular in North China, and
which is most excellent for the table,
either stewed or as jam, is in appear
ance like a crabapple. The flesh Is
pinkish in color, and when served at
table II has the color of cranberry
sauce. The taste is pleasant, with q
subacid flavor. and very refreshing.
The Chinese call It "hung-kuo" (pro-
nounced hoongkwa). which means
''red fruit"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Ne Criterion.

Once during the progress Of Ger
tain case Sir Charles Darling remon-
strated with barrister for the way
in which be was arguing point.
"You will pardon me, my lord"
said the latter, but perhaps ] may re-
mind you that you argued a case in :
similar way yourself when you were
at the bar"
"Yes, l admit 1t" replied his lord
ship, with : quiet smile, "but that was
the fault OF the Judge who allowed
it.s--London Tit-Bits.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
cheruhlnpa Adylca.

A young man with an extremely
powerful voice was in doubt what
branch Of musical art to adopt. He
went to the composer Cherubini for
advice. Suppose you sing me few
bars" said the master. The young
fellow sang SO loud that the walls
fairly shook. NOW" said he. what
do you think am best fitted forf''
"Auctioneer," dryly said Cherubini.--
Old Farmers Almanac. 1882.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Name speI, m yar,ous WAYS,

The photographic liberties that are
taken with the good, old-fashioned
name Of Catherine-or Catharine--
are increasing. Among the earlier
ones was the spelling of the name
with a tx" Then came others,
among them Kathleen, Kathaieen.
Katrine, Katrina and later Kathrine
and Kathryn-not to mention Kath-
erina and several others.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
ooethe's volumInous Product.

Besides the books which are best
known to English readers. "Faust,"
Wilhelm Meister," ETC., Goethe Ia the
author Of "A dramas, melodramas and
farces, and any amount Of travel and
criticism, and even his poetical writ
ings constitute a sort Of enormous
dumpling, with very few currants In
deed In proportion to the dough
Buchanan
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Her Hopeful DISPOSITION

Women" remarked Jones, ARE ma
turaly more hopeful than men" "9"Yes," /"
agreed Smith, there's my wife, for In
stance, every time she buys fish she
asks the shopman If they are fresh.
| suppose she hopes that some day
he'll say no."-Stray Stories.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Il surely ls.

Pure buckwheat -four, @set" tho
night before with yeast mixed with q
pinch of salt and enough water to
make batter, and finally supplied with
o tablespoon Of molasses to insure the
inviting shade of brown that affords
the visual delight inseparabie from all
perfect buckwheat cakes-this Ia .
combination and a cake indeed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
discovered in Eoypt.

One Of the most exquisitely finished
discoveries In Egypt is a case Of neat
ly fitting alabaster embalming instru-
ments. taken from tomb 5000 years
old. One of them is an instrument
used for opening the mouth after
death. 1t being supposed that II the
mouth was not opened the poor de-
parted would be unable to eat In the
neyt world
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Mothers win find Mrs. Winslowts Sootltine
Byrup the best remedy to use fox their children
1uring the teething period.
preao Of uutuoor AIr.

Why Is there such dread OF outdoor
air In the sleeping roomf Science has
made great advances In hygiene. In
many hospitals children suffering from
diseases Of the respiratory system are
taken up to cots on roofs and there at
tended by nurses In ulsters. Open air
and tent life are part Of the recog
nized treatment of tuberculosis nova
days.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Wise Law Of Moses.

Corn-mills are often mentioned In
the Bible. The original corn-mill
much resembled the modern drug.
elsts pestle. Moses forbade corn-mills
to be taken In pawn, for that he
thought, was like taking mans life
In nledQa
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
The Peaceful Man.

First keep thyself in peace. and
then thou wilt be able to bring others
to peace. A peaceful man does moro
god than one that ID very learned. A
passionate man perverts even good
into evil. and easily believes evil. A
good, peaceable man turns all things
IN GOOD -The ----~ --~.,,,,ja
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Caral.nal Newman.

Lord Coleridge himself declared
that the intellectual force which had
most impressed him and he must
have known. l suppose, nearly all of
the great men Of his time-was that
Of John Henry Newman.--From Justin
McCarthy's Reminiccences.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Try MURINE Eye REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
SOC, $100. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
A ssns,.,,e lar.

The poet. Malherbe, the founder o.
the purity Of the French language. was
very sensitive on the score of diction.
When, during his last moments. his
confessor. by way of encouraging him.
began to enlarge on the joys Of para.
disc. STOP" cried Malherbe. Your
ungrammatical style is giving me q
distaste for them!"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24

N Abe Martin Has No Objection.
Link CLEARWATER says no man kin
be religious when he's breakin' In .
pair o. new shoes. More'n half o. the
cocoanuts amt wot they're cracked
up to be.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Something.

"Can you keep anything on your
stomach?" the ships doctor asked
mo, SIR" he returned. feebly. moth
ing but my nd."-Ladies' Home
| Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Welcome Relief.

From Worcestershire comes a re-
port of a shower Of frogs. This Is
good news. We were getting so tired
of seeing It raining cats and dogs
London Punch.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Her one Condition.

He-Would you be satisfied to give
up your present beautiful home and
live In little white cottage?
Shell might, II there was . little,
red automobile hitched in front OF the
door. or.--Montreal Star.