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The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

There is one medicine that every
family should be provided with and es-
pecially during the summer months,
viz: Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t is almost GER
tain to be needed. 1t costs but a quar-
ter. Can you afford to be without it?
For sale by all druggists
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

The uniform success that has attend
Cd the use OF Chamberlains Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has
made il favorite everywhere. II can
always be depended upon. For sale
by all dealers.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
oCALA AERIE NO. 1911. F. o. f.

Ocala Acre No. .s-f. Fra.e-nal Or
der o: Eagles meets ev--y ar and
third Wednesday IN the moE-a. q. SIS
?. n. N Yorge's Hall Visiting Sreta-
ren are alwzv- w-I~s-.e-
r 9 2 W@.-e. President
Y I Williams. Secretary
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
FOLEY'S KIDNEY REMEDY

Is particularly recommended for
chronic cases of kidney and bladder
trouble. It tends to regulate and con
troll the kidney and bladder action and
is healing, strengthening and bracing
Sold in Ocala by the Court Pharmacy
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

The big Money Raising Sale at the
Globe will close next week, so IL be-
hoOyes those who intend taking ad-
vantage of the prices being offered 10
get busy NOW.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Miss Bessie MacKay is in Atlanta,
the guest of Miss Annie sharpe. Miss
sharpe and Miss Mackay will 90 on
north together 10 visit Miss Sharpe'S
sister. Mrs {. F. Benjamin. at Alex
,tQdria Bay. Y. Y
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Some people waste money trying to
get a well. If you want a we'll get a
good one and let the Ocala Well Drill
ing Company do your work. Pat Win
free, manager. Box 167.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

1t iS worse than useless to take any
medicine internally for muscular or
chronic rheumatism. All that is need
ed is a free application of Chamber
1ain's Liniment. For sale by all dealers.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
VI MARION-DUNN LODGE
NO. ~. +. q \. VI.

Marion-Dunn Lodge No. = meets n
the Temple on the first and third
Thursday evenings of each month.
Visiting brethren cordially invited.
W. r. McIlwa.ne. ". "
G ". Martin. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Foley Kidney Pills contain just the
ingredients necessary to regulate and
strengthen the action of the kidneys
and bladder. Try them yourself. Sold
| in Ocala by the Court Pharmacy.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Mrs. r. \. Burford returned yester-
day from Woodmar. where she chaper-
oned the house party at the Oaks. Mrs.
Perry went down Sunday to take Mrs.
Burford's place.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Men, our illustrated catalogue ex-
plains how We teach barber trade in
few weeks, mailed free. Moler Barber
College. Atlanta, Ga.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIA-

Conventions helt ev--y M1=ias eve
ming in Castle Hall over Feyz@- tore
A cordial welcome 70 visiting l--sh;s
J. 9. Ferguson, w.. -
Chas. X. sage. K OF z and :
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Drink PLEZOI- the new drink
!: : real-ataI and .rv.-5-a-.u-.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

The second floor OF the Bell apart
ment house on Fort King avenue is for
rent. Apply TO Joseph Bell. at county
judges office in the court house.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

a young lady, who has had consid-
cradle experience a copyist, and in
selling goods. wants a situation IN an
office or a store. Address, Box 1870.
| city.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

When you are happy drink PLEZOL
When you are dry drink PLEZOL
When you look for prosperity drink
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
ADDITIONAL LOCAL

Mr.. McPhail McIver has resigned
from the navy and returned home.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Mr.. George Ford spent sunday and
Monday with his Ocala friends
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
oCALA CHAPTER NO. 13. r.. A. VI.

Regular corvocatiors ot he Ocala
Chapter. NJ. l3. z. \ N on ne fourth
Friday Of every month a. ?. T..
J A. Bowler. II. 7.
Jake Brown. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Mrs. Harry c. Dozier is enjoying a
visit from her father. Mr.. T. :. Will
Jams. of Spartanburg, S c.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

The Ocala Lumber x Supply Com
pany has moved into its new offices
north of town.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
Samoset Chocolates
chief Of them all
at Dewey's Cafe.

Major I"lar went up to Reddick yes
terday. to attend TO case in justice
court.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Mrs. D. W. Tompkins and daughter
have returned from their visit to
jacksonville
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Mr. ]. r. White has returned from a
a visit 10 relatives at Plant City.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Ladies' Night Gowns, lace en-
broidered trimmings, for 30 cents, dur
ing the big Money Raising Sale at the
Globe.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Our line OF cutlery. scissors and
articles for the manicure table will
appeal to you. See them at the Court
Pharmacy.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

We have the best line or hair brush
es, combs and other toilet articles in
the city The Court Pharmacy
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Serve PLEZOL to your family.
Serve PLEZOL to your friends.
When you are down town drink
PLEZOI.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

or doses '.6s6' Will cure any case
Of Chills and Fever. Price. CSC.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06

Full variety of Antrim Lawns, fan
cy and solid cOlOrs, 412c. a yard, at the
Globes Money Raising Sale.
The Ocala evening star., 1911-06-06
Foley
Kidney
Pills
What They Will Do for You

What They Will Do for You
They will cure your backache,
strengthen your kidneys, cor
rect urinary irregularities, build
up the worn out tissues, and
eliminate the excess uric acid
that causes rheumatism. Pre-
vent Bright's Disease and Dia.
bates, and restore health and
strength. Refuse substitutes
SOLD by THE COURT PHARMACY
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03
Notice Of Directors MEETING,

Notice Is hereby given that the ID.
rectOrs of The Oregon lnterurban
Railway Company will hold a meet
ing at their offices In the Moore
Block In the city Of Oregon, Mo-, at 4
O'Clock p. m, on Tuesday, March Id.
1911, for the transaction OF such
business as may properly come before
them.
Done by order Of the Board Of d.
rectOrs this sth day OF February, 1911,
L. l. MOORE, sSec'y.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03

We mentioned last week that r.
II. Bridgeman, Of this city, had re.
ceived several pairs Of Hungarian
cartridges from the state game war
den through the recommendation Of
Senator Wilson. The senator also
recommended that George W. Click,
N. l.. Norman and II. h. Williams be
remembered and these gen.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03

Joe. Henry, Of Clay township.
was here for day or two this week,
at the bedside OF his brother.in.law,
j. II. &. Curtis, who has been an in
valid for the past year, and being 80
years Of age, his journeys end is not
far distant.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03
Crushed Rock.

4 good supply on hand ready for
delivery on q days notice, any time
from now on through the building
sasOn Prices reasonable.
ROBERT WALTHRs.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03

Ed. Kneale, Of Skidmore, was
here Monday, visiting with Tommy
and other kins people. We were sor.
ny to hear Of Mrs. Kneale's poor
health.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03
THE OREGON INTERURBAN
TINE TABLE.

Note-A-Daily Except sunday.
A special train for stock and car
load shipments will leave Oregon at
I2:iO p. m, whenever desired by
shippers.
Notice: All local freight will leave
Oregon on the 9:20 a. m. train.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-03-03

tlemen received the birds last week
Hunters are warned not to kin Ol
main these birds under severe penalty
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
TOOELE.

Special TO The Tribune.
TooELE CITY. April 22.-Mrs. Sicka
and Mrs. Summer spent the week In
Salt Lake.
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Cuddihy and daugh :,
ters and Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Smith and
daughter spent Easter Sunday In Grants
Vile.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Repath Of
Douglas, Ariz.. visited many friends IN
Tooele Tuesday.
Mrs. Soloman entertained at cards
Monday evening. Prizes were won by
Mrs. Lueveyn and Mr.. Soloman.
Mrs. Husbands's parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Whiting left Tor Los Angeles MONDAY.
Miss Connie Drouby OF Erda, gave an
Easter party in honor OF the Concordll
for about fifty guests. The rooms were
beautifully decorated In American Beauty
roses and carnations. The evening was
spent in music and games.
Mrs. l.. l.. Baker spent the week visit
Ing friends in Salt Lake.
Miss Maggie Marsden gave charac-
ter party in honor OF the Concordia club
Monday evening.
Mrs. Margaret Hines OF Anaconda,
Mont. is visiting her son. Henry Hines.
Miss Ethel Shields and James IS, Boyle cyl,
Of Lake View were married at the SAT-
Lake temple Wednesday
Walter Adams and Mrs. Cameron OF
Lake View were married AT Salt Lake
Wednesday.
The Tooele ward gave an Easter pro-
gramme Sunday evening in the l.. D. S.
church.
The Catholic church Of New Tooele
gave an Easter programme Sunday even
ing.
Mrs. Annie Clegg will entertain the
Concordia club next Monday evening.
F.. s. Bowman OF Ophir was a TooeIe
visitor Thursday
r. Bethel and wife OF Ophir visited
many friends in Tooele this week.
Mrs a r.. Hunter entertained at cards
Friday afternoon.
Mrs. !. Otis entertained the little folks
at an Easter egg hunt Saturday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
KAYSVILLE.

Special to The Tribune.
KAYsVILLE, April 22.-The Misses
Mae and Daisy Strong entertained Tues
day evening In honor OF & their eGusin. hnr,
~ for New York. Among those present
were Crystal Jenson. Myrtle Blood. Mile
Criddle, Ella Smith Vera Bon1emort.
Wigele and Annie Blood, Messrs- Clifford
D. Leon. Harry Strong. Everett Johnson,
Archie Green WI shsffieId; M,ff, hairy Ss{ SS1
vim Adams and Bruce Major: Mr.. and
Mrs. y. f. Galley. Mrs. Emma d. Strong
and Allene Owen.
"A wedding dance was given in the
Kaysville opera house Thursday by Mrs
Mercy Smith for her daughter, Minnie.
and James Webb. who were married at
the Salt Lake temple Wednesday,
Mr.. and Mrs George H. Blood. who
have been visiting relatives In kaysvllle,
returned TO their home In Preston: ida''
this week.
MIR. and Mrs. j. G. NJ Barnes and their
daughter, Mollie, spent "Wednesday an
Salt Lake City. B
Mr.. johnson is in town visiting his SIS
ter, Mrs Anderson.
Charles Bennett Is making visit In
California with his son. Fred Bennett
and his wife
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Rauche have returned
to their home L.. Logan.
Fred Young returned to his home III
Rock Springs the first Of this week.
farewell dance was given FRIDAY
evening for Clifford d. Strong, who leaves
Wednesday for the eastern states.
Mrs. Leroy shelby, who underwent an
opera ton at the Dee Memorial hosp,tal
in Ogden, is doing as well as could he
exnected. Mrs Shelby is the wife of
the manager Of the Reflex PUBLISHING
company
Jonathan Holbrook left for his ranch
in Idaho this week
Mrs Susie Morgan Lowe OF sail Lake
city and F. NJ, Dodge OF Idaho Falls were
the guests OF Mr. arsl Mrs. Amner II.
Lowe Monday.
Mrs. j. c. Bennett. Jr., underwent an
operation al the Kaysvile hospital Tues
day for appendicitis. DR. ioweils per-
formed the operation ,,
Joseph Sessions OF Burey and Harvey
Sessions OF Marion, Ida, returned to
their homes Monday after WISHING reie-
tives in Davis COUNTY. ,. H..
Or. Shupe OF Sugar City, Ida, but Tor.
merly of this place. is now In the cast
doing post graduate work
John Y. Barlow of Ogden was In town
Wednesday, ,. .,,,
Evan Ellison and Miss, Alice Ellison
were Salt Lake CITY visitors Wednes-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
MANTI.

Special to The Tribune.
MANTI. Utah. April 22-one OF the
pleasant surprises OF the week was that
given Laura Hansen Wednesday evening
The evening was a. very enjoyable one,
games, music and dainty luncheon
were the special features. Those pres
ent were the Misses Luella Nelson,
Charlotte Lowry. Genevieve Braithwaite.
Elda Christensen, Clara Wintch. Leah
Braithwaite. Eva Lund, Eunice Jorgen-
sen Ed and Roe Dennison, Hilliard Vor-
hees. Alphonso Henrte and Wilford
Friechnecht
| Miss Curtis OF Gunnison was a guest
| OF DR.. and Mrs. G. w, Martin Wednes-
| day and Thursday.
ant spent ten days with friends here.
She was the guest of Mrs. ]. NJ. Burns.
Mrs, Camilla Nelson entertained at
| dinner Wednesday afternoon.
| Mrs, John Norton of Robinson is Wis
| iting with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
! Neils Jorgenson.
Monday afternoon Mrs, J. II. Hornung
entertained the mothers meeting. Four
teen ladies were present. After an In
structive programme was carried out the
| hostess served delicious lunch,
Mrs. Alvra Cox, who has been in Salt
Lake at the l., D. S. hospital TO undergo
an operation, returned home Wednesday
feeling much improved. Mrs. Crawford
|
The r. X. class met Tuesday evening
at the home of Mrs, Mary A. Christer
SEN The vice president. Mrs. DIantha
Reid. led the physical culture IN Mrs,
the home was given by Mrs. Maude
Brown. The English lesson was given
by Mrs, Olivia Burns.
Mrs Mary Peterson entertained in a
delightful manner Monday evening com
plimentary TO Mrs. Martha Anderson OF
Fountain Green, who is visiting with
her sister, Ms. II, p. Hansen,
Mrs. j. NJ, Burns visited the r. K
class at Fairview Thursday
Mrs. ]. II. Hornung entertained a few
friends Friday at quilting party. a
delicious dinner was served at O'Clock
An interesting missionary meeting was
held at the Presbyterian church Wcdnes-
day evening.
Mr. and Mrs. ]. II. Carpenter enter
tained a few of their friends Saturday
evening at dinner complimentary TO ]
G. Cahoon OF Cardston. Canada. Mr., Ca
hoon formerly lived at Manti.
George Scott of Salt Lake came dowr
dency of the Coop store. Mr.. Scott vii
move his family within few days. Mr.
Scott was formerly Of Manu: but has
been In Salt Lake for nearly twenty
years.
The following program was carried ou
at the North Ward Relief society hal
) Monday afternoon: Lecture No. 2
Teaching Obedience" Mrs; HANNAH
waite: household hints from members
Bible lecture. Mrs. Luella NJ. Cox; read
ing, 1.-THE Prince Of the House Of David,
Mrs, Ella Crawford
Mrs Jens Hansen of Ferron and Mrs
Risley and Mrs. TInges of Salt Lake
} Mrs. Foster OF Garfield are here at thu
bedside OF their father, William Rlehey
who is seriously ILL.,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
SPANISH FORK.

Special to The Tribune.
SPANISH FORK. April 22.-Friday
Mrs. Albert Swensen and her two chill
dren returned from a visit to Mrs. Sven
Angeles. Cal AZ the same time Mr.. and
Mrs. August swensen and Mrs. Dan VIII
llams returned from a visit to Los An
gees and ST. Joseph. Arlz.
Thursday evening Mr., and Mrs Alpeus
Bingham and Miss Grace Brockbank
came home from a visit 70 Sacramento,
Cal
Mrs Sarah A. Tifney OF Salem. Utah.
was visiting friends In Spanish Fork this
week,
] Archie Brockbank came home from
three years mission in Germany last
week. Mr.. Brockbank was incarceratcd
In a German prison Tor short time
while there.
Kelley Jamason and family returned to
Spanish Fork last Thursday from Ma =
tional City. Cal. after being there six
months.
Last Monday the new Welsh society
gave a psrty 10 which only Wclch people
were invited. A fine programme WAS
rendered.
Wednesday evening the officers OF the
Mutual Improvement association gave a
| surprise to Mr.. and Mrs. George Adams
OF the Fourth ward. who will leave in a
few days for their home in Arizona.
James L. Hales went to Salt Lake City
Thursday TO attend the conference Of the
| Maccabees.
Last Friday about thirty OF the
friends OF Mrs Thomas Todd gave her
n pleasant surprise. II being her forty
| first birthday.
Nr, and Mrs Joseph Wightrnan and C.
A. Hicks of Payson were in Spanish Fork
Monday
| Twins n boy and n girl. We're born Ia
| Mr. and Mira George Hales OF the Third
ward on Saturday. April 10.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
NEPHI.

Special TO The Tribune.
NEPHI, April 22.-Mrs. Heber Fields
was a Nephi visitor this week.
A crowd OF young people met AT the
home Of Irving Candland Tuesday even
ing and gave him a pleasant surprise.
The evening WAS spent In games and
music and dainty luncheon was served.
Mrs James Bieler returned from Salt
Lake Saturday. where she has spent tho
past month.
Charles Jenkins returned horne Thurs
day evening from a two years mission In
the southern states for the l., ID, S,
church.
The Ladies Literary club met at the
homo OF Mrs. Jacob Coleman Monday
evening. a paper on the life OF Abraham
Lincoln was given by Mrs. Mark Soulby-
a reading from THE Man Without a
Country was given by Mrs. Or. Miner,
and q paper on "Childrens Rights by
Mrs. j w. Whitmore.
Miss Olive Syndergaard left Thursday
night for Milford.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
WILLARD.

Special TO The Tribune.
WILLARD, April 22.-The religion
class gave social Friday evening In the
basement A short programme. consist
ing of songs. recitstions and speeches. was
rendered. Efter which there was dancing.
Frank Mason of Rigby, Ida. Is spend :
Ing few days with relatives and friends
here.
Miss Hazel Davis who is working in
Ogdon. spent Sunday with relatives here.
George Marsh returned home from his
ranch at Promontory Tuesday.
Ephraim Christensen OF Bear River
City and Miss Ida. BragGer Of this place
were married during the woek. They
Will make their home at Bear River
City.
Miss Elsie ]. Ward came up from, Salt
Lake Friday and returned Sunday even
| ing.
Dr. and Mrs. John Morgan have re-
! turned TO their home ar Burlcy. Ida,
after spending a few days with relatives
| here.
| Miss Elydin Dial has gone TO Pocatello
| to spend a few weeks with relatives.
! Mr.. and Mrs. James Hansen spent the
| FIRST OF the week with relatives at Man
| tua.
NJ. 3. Miller made a business trip tc
Salt Lake Monday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

II your want be a situation, mako
1t known by the. insertion Of wani
"ad' in The Tribune.
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-02-09
Disarmament Needed.

Speeches are made and essays
written on the disarmament of the
world. The disarmament the world
really needs is the taking away of
the guns from those who do not
know how or when to use them,
and merely because they are armed,
shoot and kill and kill and kill.
Pistol toting is almost a national
evil and there are more sacrifices
laid on the alter of the indiscrimi-
nate pistol toter than on any other
evil which exists which could be
remedied by the proper action on
the part of the officials of the landl
the sacrifice is needless and cruel
and holds up the nation as one
where nothing is cheaper than hu-
man life.
AS a general rule the victim of
the pistol toter is the victim Of the
coward and more than not the in
nOCent victim, too.
Ii this great nation today the
legislators OF the sovereign states
are for the most part in session
The warm blood Of David Graham
Phillips, the writer who was recent
ly killed by crazed pistol toter,
calls OUT for vengeance. and the six
bleeding wounds in his boby offer a
mute appeal for the protection of
his fellow citizens.
The way Of the transgresSor is
hard" says the good book, but the
way of the transgeSSOr should be
paved with down compared with
the way of the pistol toter.
A national awakening is neces-
Sary. The disarmament of the gun
carrier should be complete and far
reaching. Hannibal Journal
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-02-09
One Leg Is Short.

Several months ago a wreck oc-
Cured on the Wabash which result
ed in four horses being killed, and
others Of a Car being shipped by
n F. Haworth & Son crippled.
One of crippled horses was being
treated by DR.. 0. U. Lash, the
veterinarian, and its condition show
ed siguS of improvement.
Today while DR.. Lash was leading
the animal down Clark street it
suddenly stepped off its front right
hoof and will now be a cripple for
life.
DR.. Lash states that never before
had he seen or heard of such an
accident or happening. The hoof
had not been hurt previously and
dropped off all the way round as
though it had been ampuIated The
horse had to be hauled to the barn.
1t will be killed,-Moberly Monitor.
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-02-09
War ScareS.

We hear a great deal about war
scares just now and it seems to be
the special business of somebody
to keep these scares alive. A
writer in the St LOUIS Globe-Demo-
crat makes timely observation
when he says
Threats of war on the part of
foreign countries against the United
States did not bother Abraham
Lincoln, who said in a speech at
Springfield: All the armies of
Europe, Asia, and Africa combined
with all the treasure of the earth
four own excepted) in their mill
tary chest, with a Bonaparte for a
commander, could not by force take
a drink from the Ohio or make a
track on the Blue Ridge in a trial
of a thousand years"
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-02-09
A Mans Prayer.

One of the unique near features
added to Human Life for February
is "A Page For. To, and About
WOmankind," conducted by A Man,
although The Man who has had the
teInerity to inject masculine ideas
into department hitherto preempt-
ed by feminine scribes diScreetly
hides his identity in the. mists of
Stygian darkness. But possibly
those who come to Scoff may re-
main to pray at least they are
likely to give more than a passing
glance at A Mans Prayer" taken
from this page:
Give me, God, vibrant flame of
a woman for a mate. Make her, |
pray Thee, d woman oI meTimenU.
Fill her "ith a master love for the
strenuous Enlarge her vision SO
that It viii see al ,44uss. ana make
her Wise with fn,r u,.doo ,,hiao
shall let ls,. 500 na,oht thar aA-
mards her f,rsiveplss Give her
q bnav con,.o,nded IT STRENGTH and
symmetry Send s,r5;ng thronah
her = snir;r elemental FiII her with
p love far the oaer air tha hiab
hills the w,ndind streams the storms
that send SNOW and sl4ar acros, ;he
wastes Make her vihr,,a ,yirh rh-
inv Of the li6htn,oJ fash and foa
lightning flash and the crash OF rne
thunder Iet her ever he 2 silent
w,rshinner Of the stars Make her
7 orav Thee . sweetheart nj tbe
Natural youId have nar frank
and fearless and oenfle fir to NAV
Monroe City Democrat., 1911-02-09
A Few Definitions

A girl who signs herself H. R."
has suggested some clever difinitions
for love, matrimOny and the like,
and she says she got her ideas from
observation. Here they are:
Alimony-The wages of sin.
The rake-off of matrimony.
Bachelor Girl One who has not
yet managed to get husband.
Bachelor "A body of egotism
completely surrounded by a diges-
ton, bounded on the west by
selfshneSs and on the east by a
doting mother
Engagement-A mans method
Of finding out whether or not he
enjoys kissing a particular girl.
(She didn't underline particularly
--Flirtation-The fringe around
the edge Of love
Husband A necessary evil. A
dinner decoration. An automatic
cash register.
Kiss A physiological demon.
stration of a psychological condition,
Love A cure for ennui. A
moonlight effect.
MarriaGe-An accident. The
Gatlin cure for love. One way of
earning a living. The first step
toward divorce.
Nagging- The most prevalent
form of conversation between hus-
band and wife.
Proposing "A lost art. An
ancient custom out of fashion eX-
cept in small villages.
Wedding Presents Goods obtain
ed under false pretense. Graft.
(See blackmaiL)
Widow An heirloom. A danger
Gus person.