Gilpin observer., 1911-08-10
OBSERVATIONS

Inc Wife-made man probably got 1t
in pieces.
If you must initiate someone, imi.
tate his virtues.
The man who doesn't need credit
can get it the easiest.
The man who never says FAIL"
never does.
There were some who remembered
the Maine.
Arthur Evelyn Sees moral sight
was poor.
The girl Question-and then the
questions really begin
Sometimes we should be thankful
for the things we do not have.
Success consists mostly in doing
something well-and advertising It,
Do not give up II people laugh at
you-even that is much better than
being sneered at.
No wonder there are so many dys-
peptics. Look at the Sunday papers
person Is expected to digest.
The man who looks forward only
to the Saturday envelope is usually
the poorest worker-but only the fool
works with no thought Of the reward
/ therefor.
The brother-in-law of one of the
American countesses was recently
shot in mistake for a deer. This mar
rying foreign titles is getting more
dangerous than ever.
Newport society people are taking
up aerial navigation. Some one ought
to suggest that bunch of bum ma
chimes be sent there.
A real. pessimist is one who doesn't
believe himself to be any better than
anyone else.
A farmer recently found about 5000
in gold in chickens crop-and yet
the uninitiated will ask if there's
money in chickens.
A woman's mind grasps a subject
quicker after she passes thirty than
does mans. You never saw a woman
of that age who wouldn't answer
+ yOuI pIOpCSdi Oll tIc OdI.
Nearly all our governors are pro-
gressives@but there is only one pres
| idential job to progress to.
The only time man really under
him understand her.
To see his daughter spending an
evening in the parlor with her first
sweetheart makes a man long to be
a boy again-if only for a night.
II every man should treat every
woman he meets like he would like
to have his wife. mother or sister
treated, this old world would be rid
OF much of its trouble.
1t is not always Drawn that counts
"a shapely, petite little woman. with
sunshine in her face, can put more
men to the mat in one evening. than
the brawniest thug that ever lived.
The folks that hunt trouble and
those who are trying to avoid
F, troubles that are never going to hap
pen are on about the same plane
Did you ever read a good novel
without imagining that you possessed
some of the most striking character
istics Of the hero or heroine.
This being a president is q cinch
job-if he doesn't carry out his poll
cies, he's damned-and II he attemps
to influence legislation in his direc-
ton, he's damned anyway-so what's
a poor, helpless president going to
do?
When woman gets SO she is sat
isfied with the pretty things you say
about her cooking, it is a pretty sure
sign that she is on the sunny side
of 40.
You never get so far down and out
but what there have been others
Just as unfortunate that are now on
| their feet.
Men make fun of women's clothes
but you never saw q man fall very
deeply in love with a woman who
was very far behind the times in
dress.
1t is hard to realize that some peo-
pie were once sweet, clean little
babies.
The more man has, naturally the
more protection he wants-which ex-
plains why the ultimate consumer
doesn't want any.
Life is happy or unhappy mostly &C
cording to the way you look at 1t.
Did you ever see anything look
more important than a mongrel hen
mothering a bunch Of scrub chickens!
A California man is reported to
have broken an egg for breakfast a
short time ago and found chicken
inside that had laid fresh egg that
morning. No affidavit Of veracity