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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-01-26

Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 30 cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Z.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-01-26
LOOK TO YOUR KIDNEYS.
When Suffering From Backache,
Headaches and Urinary
Troubles.

They are probably the true source
Of your misery. To keep we'll, you
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-01-26
We e0k Heart

Many people suffer from weak hearts. They may expert.
shortness Of breath eKeroa pain the heart
Dizzy feelings oppressed breathing after meals their
become blurred their heart Is sufficiently strong
10 pump blood 60 the eyremes and they cold hands
and feet appetite because OF weakened blood supply
90 the stomach, heart and Alternative should taken
which has no bad aitereheet Such DR. Pierce Golden
Medical Discovery, which contains dangerous narcotics
no alcohol
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-01-26

1900 INDIAN LAND-Poultry, fruit, dairy and
stock farms soon TO be sold by Government. Free
Literature. COMMERCIAL CLUB, Nc Alester, Okla
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24

One merit of this story is that it is
true, says the Providence Journal.
At least it is guaranteed by a well
known Providence society woman
Marjorie Elizabeth, a niece from
Michigan was visiting her, and ac-
companied the elders to the Episco-
pal church, of which her aunt is a
member. Various features of the in
terror interested Marjorie greatly and
she asked about them in a stage whis-
per. The baptismal font, she was
told, was where children were bap-
tized and became Christians.
"Arn't you a Christian, Marjorie?'
she was asked.
We'll" observed the diminutive
w%orshipper, still in the stage whisper,
while I'm here l suppose / might as
well be a Christian, but when / get
home / think I'll keep right on being
a Presbyterian"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
A Gentleman Was There.

Harry Thurston Peck, in Twenty
Years of the Republic" thus writes:
1t was, indeed, no less as a civilian
than as a soldier that Grant secured
the liking of his countrymen. In
many respects he exemplified the
average American, and he possessed
in a high degree those homely virtues
which the average American admires
and respects. He was a man of
singular purity, both in word and
deed. No one ever heard him use an
oath; and the strongest ejaculation
that he is recorded as having uttered
was the mys%teriously bucolic expletive
II jinks!" General Wilson tells an
%anecdote that is very characteristic,
One evening at dinner, an officer of
high rank who was noted for his re-
pertoire of indecent stories remark
ed, after glancing about the table:
II will tell a little anecdote, as l
see there are NO ladies present"
All" said Grant quietly, with an
unmistakable information, but there
are gentlemen present"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Party Lines

Prepossessing and voluble, she
stood before the magistrate to tell
her story, says the National Monthly.
Nearby was a wallpaper hanger. He
had been arrested on the woman's
complaint.
you charge this mar with hug
ging and squeezing you?' said the
magistrate, addressing the woman.
81 do, your honor" was the reply.
state the facts"
well, your honor, I heard a band
play, so l opened a window to see
what was going on. A political pro-
cession was passing the house. The
prisoner, your honor, was hanging
wallpaper in the room, but he stop
ped work, came to the window and
also looked out. Suddenly he threw
his arms around my neck and al
most s~uffocated me with kisses"
Did you cry for help?"
mo, your honor, l did not"
why not?"
Because, your honor, / feared my
cries would be misunderstood. l am
a Democrat, and that was a Republic
can procession"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
BY His Own Confession.

When Joseph F. Johnson arrived
in Washington as a member of the
United States senate from the glor-
ious and gallant state of Alabama,
says the Popular Magazine. Sen
ator Burrows of Michigan, took a
great fancy to him. One day in the
cloak room Burrows turned to an
other senator and said:
DUPONT, stand up. l want you
to meet Johnson, of Alabama"
The man from Delaware rose to
his feet.
"DuPont," said Johnson, taking
the proffered hand, 81 believe you're
the Internal Yankee who shot me at
Cedar Creek"
well, well, commented the Della
ware senator, somewhat puzzled.
"What makes you think SOP"
Il see by the two pages of your
biography in the congressional direc-
tory explained Johnson, that you
commanded practically every regi-
ment in the Union army during the
civil war. Some Internal Yankee
shot me, and think it vas you"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
The Appearance of Evil.

SISTER Henderson," said Deacon
Hypers, you should avoid even the
appearance of evil"
why, deacon, what do you
mean?" asked Sister Henderson.
II observe that on your sideboard
you have several cutglass decanters
and that each of them is half-filled
with what appears to be ardent
spirits"
well, now deacon; it isn't any
thing of the kind. The bottles look
so pretty on the s~ideboard that I just
filled them halfway with some floor
stain and furniture polish just for
appearances"
That's why I'm cautioning you
sister," replied the deacon. Feel
ing a trife weak and faint / helped
myself to a dose from the big bottle
in the middle"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
APPLICATION NO. 2147.
Notice of Application for Permission to.
Appropriate the Public Waters of
the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of July, 1911, in accordance
with Section %, Chapter XXI, of
1909, the Steptoe Valley Smelling and.
Mining Company, a corporation, of Nc
Gill, County of White Pine and State
of Nevada, made application to the
State Engineer of Nevada, for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation Is to be made from
McGill Spring, on the McGfl Ranch.
near McGill, White Pine County, Ne
vada. at points at The McGill Spring
in Sc u of NV u Sec. 81, T. IS, Mr..
81 e. M. d. b. & M, by NEAR of ditch
and Ten cubic feet per second is to be
conveyed to points in SEA of Sec. Fl,
T.. IS, N. r. Ga E., M. d. B. & M. by
means of pipes and reservoirs, and
there used for milling, metalurgical,
power and domestic purposes. Water
not to be returned to stream.
(Signed) w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First publication August 20, 1919
CLast publication September II, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
APPLICATION No. 211S.
Notice of Application for Permission tor
Appropriate the Public Waters of
the State Of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
oath day of June, 1911, in accordance
with Section 25, Chapter XXI, of
Statutes of 1909, Lou Haglach. Ed
ward J. Ahern, John Delany and John
Flynn, of Blackhorse, County of White
Pine, and State of Nevada made ap-
plication to the State Engineer of Ne
vada for permission to appro--
pirate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appro-
piration to be made from Snake
Creek, at points East 80 deg. 10 min..
s., about m and a quarter miles from
SW Cor. Sec. 35, T. 13 n. r., 70 E., NJ. d.
B. & NJ, by means Of dam and IS cubic
feet per second Is to be conveyed to
points w " Sec. 10 and Sc n Sec. IL
and NE 4 Sec. 23, T. 10 N. r. 10 Z. NJ.
d. B. & NJ, by means of bitches and
there used for irrigation and domestic;
Water not to be returned,
to stream.
(Signed) W. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First publication August 20, 1919
(Last publication September IT, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24

at the varsity whose father got sew
eral letters about his boys wild ways
about his fondness for peach-and-
honey and suchlike heavy drinks.
These letters grieved the old man to
heart. He wrote to the freshman
and in reply got a general denial of
all the charges.
Evidence, however, continued to
pour in, and finally the father de-
cided on a secret journey to Char
lottesville. He timed himself to ar
rive late at night. 1t was, in fact
2 o'clock in the morning when he
rang the bell CT his sons boarding
house.
I'm response to his ring a woman
in a yellow bathrobe appeared, lamp
in hand.
What do you want?' she de-
manded. peering suspiciously into the
darkness.
Madame said the amateur de-
tective is this the residence Of?
And he mentioned his sons name.
1.-The woman's grim look relaxed,
and she answered indifferently:
Eyes, he lives here. You can
carry him right in"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
STOLEN VIEWS OF THE TEMPLE
Continued from page three.)

nigh councils, and various quorums
of elders, etc. The members of these
church organizations hold prayer
and council meetings in the respec-
tive rooms assigned to them in the
temple. Many choice paintings,
and portraits of distinguished men
of the church, adorn the walls of
these rooms.
Again ascending a granite stair
way, in one of the corner towers, we
reach the third story of the temple
and enter the general assembly
room. 1t is one hundred and TWEEN
ty feet long, eighty feet wide, and
thirty-six feet high. 1t occupies the
entire width of the interior of the
building, and is lighted by the two
upper rows of windows, on both
sides. 1t is a grand and beautiful
room, with a splendid gallery on
each side. Several rows of finely
upholstered seats are located at the
eastend, under an ornate canopy, for
the presiding authorities of the
church and other leading represen-
tatives holding the Melchisedec
priesthood. A similar arrangement
of seats is provided at the west end
for presiding b%ishopric, bishops and
representative men holding the
Aaronic priesthood. The seats in
the body of the hall are reversible,
that the audience may turn toward
either of the stands occupied by the
speakers. The entire seating cap
acity is about 1000 persons. A
great number of electric lights sur
round the %cornice, and there are five
large chandeliers, providing as
brilliant a light at night as in the
day.
"a further ascent of the granite
stairway brings us on a level with
the roof of the temple, whereon
thSiC 10 q DlOdu PlOlltIauC,
which an enhancing view of the city,
valley, mountains, and lake, may be
obtained. From that position the
electric light finals on the cap
stone of the five towers can be not
ed, and a good view can be had also
of the statue of Moroni, crowned
with a 1OO-candle power electric
light.
The entire ediice, with all its de-
tails of furnishings, etc., and in
Guiding the annex, boiler house, ma
chinery room, ETC., has cost about
100000
From this elaborate and detailed
description it will be seen that nc
secret obtains concerning the in
terror of the temple and any attempt
to elicit from the Church of Jesus
Christ of Latterday Saints moeny to
be paid into the Golfers of thieves
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Enforced ElOquence.

A sharp tack, which penetrated his
foot through the sole of his shoe,
suddenly restored to Henry Rickoffs
his power of speech.-News Item.
He stepped upon a tack and spoke:
But ah. what did he say?
When slumbering tongue at last
awoke,
What sentiments did it evoke,
That serpent in his way?
He stepped upon a tack and said
All reticence was stricken dead,
All stole pretense blindly fed,
And candor stayed behind.
He stepped upon a tack, and 10!
AS bursts the mountain stream
From winters bonds of ice and snow,
His pent explosives, - =. Those,
you know,
Came leaping to the theme.
He stepped upon a tack. Behold
An orator is born.
Word paintings suddenly unfold
In flaming flashes, crimson, bold,
Depicting Man forlorn!
He stepped upon a tack! Should you,
Kind reader, play that game,
You'd find a lexicon in view
OF words 1t never, never'l do
To print-HE FOUND THE SAME.
N. p. Babcock.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
APPLICATION NO. 2193.
Notice of Application for Permission
to appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9th day of September 1911, in accor-
dance with Section %, Chapter XXXIr
of the statutes of 1909, the Nevada
Consolidated Copper Company, a cor
poration, of McGill, County of White
Pine, State of Nevada, made applica-
ton to the State Engineer of Nevada
for permission to appropriate the pub
lie waters of the state of Nevada.
Such appropriation is to be made from
Ward Spring at points Sc a of NWA
Sec, "a, A.. Is N. X. 62 e, NJ. ID. b. & NJ.
by means of a tunnel and one-fourth
cubic feet per second is to be conveyed
to the plant of the Nevada CONSOLIDATE
ed Copper Company at Copper Flat
White Pine County. Nevada, by means
of pipe lines INT there used for min
ing, milling, domestic and metallurgi-
cal purposes. Water not to be return
ed to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
tFirst Publication September "a, 1911 i
Cast Publication october %, 1911,
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Laugh Was OH Father.

Young Richleigh's father allowed
him to take a trip to Europe this
summer, says the San Francisco Ar
gonaut. Before starting the youth
made up a cable code of his own for
possible use while abroad, and hand
ed a copy to his father, who locked it
up in his desk without looking at it.
A month later the elder Richleigh re-
ceived a cable consisting of one
word: Laugh He laughed.
1t seemed to be something quite
pleasant. He went up there in the
best of humor. He got out the code
and read:
"Laugh-Send me $780,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Made i'm Oregon.

A Portland (Oregon) department
store has been carrying on an Gore
gon made goods" advertising cam
paign. Standing in front of one of
the windows the other day was a
stranger. He was standing there to
get out of the rain. The sign, made
in Oregon" attracted his attention,
particularly when he raised his eyes
and saw just at the rear of the sign
an ocean view.
"By gad," he said, "the Pacific
ocean was made in Oregon, too
Then he glanced up at the sky-or
rather, the clouds. WELL" he said
sadly, II don't doubt It,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Wild Oats.

w Hi OdtSs
Into the village of I-don't-care,
Merrily on We go,
Passing the sign boards black and
bare,
Pointing to Let-er-go.
Hurrying on through What's-the-use,
Constable never in sight,
Breaking the record past Turn-em-
loose,
Into the dead of night.
Down the hill into Helluve-time,
Gathering through the streets,
Crossing the bridge to Souse-for-a
dime,
Coppers are off their beats.
No danger signals at Good-fellow-
town,
How we go gliding along!
Gates standing open at Do'-em-up-
brown,
Pass the wine, woman and song,
Miles Overholt.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
A Book, A Pipe, A Fire.

A Book, A Pipe, A Fire.
Let all the Northland breezes blow;
I've all that / desire
Here sheltered from the storm and
A book, a pipe, a fire.
saws of sages-songs of lovers
nd friends beneath it's friendly
covers
This little room a world shall seem
With many a merry party;
Before a fire a man may dream,
And toast his friends right hearty!
Friends that wear out their welcome
never,
But, friends for once, are friends
forever!
And this ones faults I may con-
denim
These virtues may admire,
And get nor praise, nor blame from
My guests before my fire.
Nights dragon wings sad hearts may
tire,
But I've a book, a pipe, a fire!
Atlanta Constitution
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Good Reading for Sunday

Nebraska with horse and buggy and
were compelled to stop overnight
with famers for want of hotel facil-
tiles in that new country. One night
we sought and obtained shelter with
an old farmer whose home surround
ings indicated the fact that he knew
but very little of the saying that
cleanliness was next to goodness
At the evening meal each discovered
that he was not very hungry. We
soon retired, but not to sleep, as the
sequel proved. Millions of creeping
things had previously taken possess
sion. We occupied the same bed
and used the same weapon of de-
tense; but no sleep. The animals
were salin by the score, but that
brought no relief. Where II was
the funeral. At last, from sheer ex-
haustion, we ceased our warfare.
Nothing had been spoken by either
of us for an hour or more. Finally
the silence of the midnight hour vas
broken by the future governor ex-
claiming: oh, Frank! this is awful.
| can't do justice to it. Wish my
brother was here. He could. He
swears.'
Il was ~convulsed with laughter
while Leslie went out and spent the
balance of the night in a h%aystack."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Irrelevant,

An associate justice of the SUI
preme court of Patagascar was sit
ting by a river.
81 wish to cross" said a traveller.
Would it be lawful to use this boat?"
ut would was the reply; lit is
my boat"
The traveller thanked him and
rowed away, but the boat sank and
he was drowned.
"Heartless mani" said an indig-
nant spectator. why did you not
tell him that your boat had a hole
in it,"
The matter of the boats condi-
tion," said the great jurist, was not
brought before me."-Success.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Poor lido!

The late Mrs. Sue Landon Vaughn
who originated Memorial day, had
distractions to humanitarianism, and
a great contempt for such things as
INSTRUCTED the free play of humani-
tariansism.
Mrs. Vaughan" said a Washing
ton veteran, regarded lap dogs as
distractions to humanitaritnism, and
she had no belief in the sincerity OF
the average society woman's affect
tion for her lap dog. There's a lap
dog story she often used to tell.
"A man-so the story runs-came
down to breakfast one morning to
find his wife in tears.
"'Oh!" she sobbed, what shall ]
do? Poor little Fido is i'll and the
dog doctor says his case is serious.
Oh, what will become of me if any
thing happens to my precious little
Pomeranian Fido?'
"The man comforted his wife as
we'll as he could, and that evening he
came home early in order to admins
ter more comfort to her.
ITO his amazement, however, he
found her ON his return seated at the
piano singing n of the gayest airs
from 1.-THE Count of Luxembourg
why he stammered, why
when l left home this morning Fido
was i'll and you were heartbroken,
ile now-now'
STUNNING gayly, she glanced at
him over her shoulder.
"'You see, DEAR she said, Mrs,
Astorbilt called this afternoon, and
she told me that Pomeranians are
not fashionable any longer. Every
thing is Pekingese spaniels now. Sc
I dried my eyes and kicked Eide
out. '"-Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24

Mrs. Carter and her cook, says the
Brooklyn Citizen, We're discussing the
murder which had narrowed the
dusky citizens of the countryside.
"Will dey hang him fer KILN of
his wife. Miss ~Cyarther?"
I'VE can't tell yet, Aunt jimmy.
The court will decide. OF course, if
they prove he did it on purpose
Done it a purpose! Law, Miss
Cyarter in course he kilt his wife a
purpose! Honey amt l done been
married? Don't | know men?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Registered Male.

Nope, you can't send that there
dog through the mails, you ninny,'
said the clerk at the %postofice.
Cant hey? Don you know this
purp is a prize winner?"
Cant help it; you can't mail
him."
That's funny. And they told me
at the dog show that he was a reg
istered male" said the owner sadly
as he walked away, leading a dogs
life,
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Or Cancelled Ones.

They we're discussing various must
cal instruments.
The sweetest music / know of"
broke off one man, lis the blinking
of a cash register"
well, it's all right, SO long as
there are no false notes in it," replied
another, laughing softly in his left
sleeve.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
A Flyers Joke.

Hubert Latham, the Antoinette
flyer, was talking at a tea to a pretty
California girl.
"Mr. Latham" said the girl, as
she took her ninteenth walnut-and-
lettuce sandwich, tell me, does fly
ing require any particular applica-
tom"
"Well, no, zone in particular
Mr.. Latham answered. "Arnica or
horse liniment-one's as good as
another"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
The Street Corner Kind.

1--WE had to fire u new school
teacher. The trouble came up over
his method of teachin' 'rithmetic,"
said the rural school director.
"Why, how was that?" queried the
town friend.
"Wall, you see, he was a socialist
Teller an he wouldn't teach nothin'
but long division"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
A Usual Occurrence.

Arthur Lefevre, the well known
Texas author, said in Victoria, ac-
cording to the Kansas City Star, APP
ropos of the Texas prohibition cam
paign:
THAT reminds me of a happening
at the University of Virginia during
student days in 'S4.
There was a Baltimore freshman
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Both Try Hard.

Yes" said Nagget, "a woman u.s.
ually treats her husband as the YER
age servent treats bric-a-brac."
go ahead" said the wise Mrs.
Nagget. What's the answer?"
why, the more he's worth the
more she ties to break him ."-Catho-
lie Standard and Times.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
LEGAL NOTICES.


Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office at Carson City, Ne
vada, September Is, 1911.
Notice Is hereby given that George
w. Lynch, of Ely, Nevada, who, on June
10, 1909, made Homestead Entry No
II N. Range SO +. NJ. D.. Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make final.
commutation proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before the
County Clerk of White Pine County
at Ely, Nevada, on the 26th day Of
October, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses: Josiah
+. Miles. Alexander j. Mcdonald, of
Ely, Nevada, James c. Wheeler. of East
Ely, Nevada, and Thomas Odalovich, of
Kimberly, Nevada
LOUIS J. COIN,
Register.
(First Publication September "a, 191ID
Cast Publication October %, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Perhaps His Wife Did Ii.

DO you think those gashes on the
face of Mars are canals?" inquired
the blacksmith during d lull in the
conversation.
Il dunno" replied Blithers absent
ly us Mars married."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
The Rail Splitter.

abraham Linsoln," said the man
who manufactures anecdotes for
great peoples posterity to brag about
Abraham Lincoln INDUCED in
considerable %raillery.'
"Yep-fence railery,' said the
smart guy who was reading copy at
the other end of the room.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
When Leslie Needed His Brother.

Colonel F. w. Hart, of Los An
geles, tells the Times the following
story about Ex-Governor Leslie M.
Shaw, of Iowa, secretary af the trea-
sury under Roosevelt, and vouches
for truthfulness:
about 35 years ago Mr.. Shaw
Dand l were travelling through central
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24
Fate.

Fly got stuck OIL a postage stamp
And with it made a date;
The p. M. came, the onery scamp,
Cancelled it-such is fate.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-09-24

and traffickers of stolen goods
should originate, live and die in the
minds of those who attempt it."