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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03
Heiped Sore.

Yes. remember her perfectly Tho
year left here she married The home.
Hest man In the county"
That's 90. 30 she did. He IL not near
so homely now. however"
Made him patronize a beauty doc.
tor, did she?'
mo, but he got kicked in the face by
a mule shortly after they were mar.
ried."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03
Their Morning
ak

Say, amt It the limit the way US
girls has to hurry In the morning?"
demanded Miss Martin, twisting in
front OF the rest roorl mirror. with her
mouth full Of hairpins. II never get
my puffs on to suit me before mas
hollerin' to know II amt goin' to eat
nothin' before l have to run for the
1927, an ! just have to fall down the
stairs whether got my clothes on or
not"
"Aw. It's somc'hin' fierce" agreed
STEELE. the billing c'er.. 81 bctcher II
Old Parkhurst had TO hurry Just once
the way we do he wouldn't raise no
holler every time we took a minute
after eight o'clock TO get ourselves
iookin decent"
lie gives me pain" put In Mabel.
THAT yawp OF his ought to get him a
Job on the L. Fullerton next-chanse
Tor Wrightwnod. Diversey an Wei
lington. Say. Martie, amt you got
new tie?"
"Juh like IT."
Sure! Reds awful becomin' to
you: you ought to wear 1t all the time
Juh buy 1t, or swipe 1t off'n that good,
looliin' Teller we seen you with on
State street?"
Miss Martin bridled. Say, what you
talkin' about? | don't go round on
state street with no feIlers. always
travel In a TAXI"
oh. you swell thing! Girl In the
TaXi-What? Say. girls. juh s'pose
my green satin evenin' gown. cut day
colletay. will be swagger enough to
wear to Martie's weddin'. or will
wear rope OF pearls? Anyway. |
didn't swipe the red flag on'n any
body; | bought 1t myself at the Nam.
moth store about month ago
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03

SSH" STEELE put her head inside
the door cautiously. "Parkhurst IL
lookir for you. Johnson. Cut II out"
"Hurry-hurry!" sighed Miss Mar.
tin. Gee! wish could stick a pin in
that old savage
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03

Unreliable Assertions.

What makes you THINE your pub
Usher Ia unsornpulous7"
The things he Gays about me and
my books in HE adysrtisemsnts," 70.
piled the author.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03

First Hobo--Joe, don't you kind OF
envy dem fellows dat play golf?
Second Hobo--No; I'm fond OF walk.
In but when I start to travel like to
know which way I'm goln'.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03


The door opened and into the al
ready crowded room pushed Big John
son.
yep! Late again. Cars blocked
lilo. Martie; what's that about tho
danger-signal? You don't mean to say
you've had red tie for a month and
never wore it once? You've had O
strange hold on that mirror long
enough. Let me have a look at ia
man on the platform jabbed his elbow
into my Trace and ! guess like I've
got dent that'll change the phrenolo
gists readin and make me marry the
dark man"
All right. go ahead. II you're that
stuck on your face" replied Miss Mar
tin. unabashed, settling herself com
fortably in the waste-basket. which
bottomless and sway-backed, bore
mute testimony to its popularity in
the chairless and couchless cubbyhole
designated the restroom
Say" went on Miss Martin, ITS
no cinch to be part OF a big family.
specially when you're stock size.
Every time ! want to put on my
clo'cs | never can find 'em, but don't
bother to hunt around in the closet
just run right out and look around
at the rest OF the folks. and sure's
you're foot high somebodyll have
'em on.
s ! was snyin'. ! bought this re- d
tic month ago. an instead of wearin'
II down next mornin' ! left II on my
bureau. When ! came home, Harry
was wearin' II. didn't say nothin'.
for llarry's awful good about lettin'
me wear his ties but next night met
Dick on Randolph. an he had II on!
When he got home that night ! raised
holler. said If wanted to buy
things for other people I'd start a
orphan asylum-the orphans nd he
more grateful. anyway-an' I'd thank
everybody to leave my things alone,
for ! was sick OF lookin on other
folks for my clo'cs when | wanted to
wear 'em myself.
"Oh. raised n fierce fuss. Did Il
do any good? Say! Next time | want.
cd that tie. ] found It hangin' on Har.
rvs gas Jet. an him thinkIn' he owned
II. He was realinsulted when ] took
It this morning Amt that a brother
for you?"
That's not as bad as what my sis.
ter did to me-" said Big Johnson. turn.
ing around with chuckle. you know
that chemise with the Irish lace inser.
ton Mabel gave me Christmas? Well,
looked all over for that the other
night. end then I knew sis must have
II on went downstairs. She was
entertaining her beau In the rarlor.
an the minute came In, she knew
wha' ! wanted could see II right
through her reekaboo
did she bulge? Well. not a thumb.
nail She sat there and smiled at me.
an course | couldn't say what
wanted before him-he's awful sby,
An 7 couldn't get her out Of the room.
either, or I'd have got II. had 10
wear my old one to stay all night with
Lily Hyde. oh, ! was boilin mad at
her"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03

why 10 your boat named Iho
because she has matches and ,o5
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05
OAHU Juniors
TO CONTINUE


The Oahu Junior League held a busi-
ness meeting last night at Motley Hall.
there being full attendance.
The matter of continuing the games
on Sunday was brought up and II was
decided that the regular games be con-
tinued at the Athletic Park tomorrow.
The boys have been lying on for the
cial series and are now ready to con-
tinue their series. There are six more
games In the special series to be play
ed. and the players are anxious to I'm
, ish them up. AS II is getting rather late
now.
Mr.. Abe. secretary OF the oahu Jun
Tors, brought good news to the teams
last night. which was unexpected.
He has received twelve sterling watch
fobs, which were presented by Spald.
ing Brothers to the team carrying of
the championship of 1911. The fobs are
shaped like bali and are very attrac-
tive
This news encouraged the teams very
3 anu s''s "N'' wy
! II some OF the Honolulu firms would
do the same thing, 1t would be a big
boost to amateur sports.
When the sports were held at Lihue
on the Fourth of July. many of the
Honolulu firms offered prizes, which
,cheered the athletes wonderfully.
The Palamhs are in the lead now
and are determined to hold 1t, so AZ ia
get the watch fobs. They have played
three games and won all of them, while
the Asahis have lost one game.
Tomorrow morning, at 9:l5 the C. A
4, and Palamas will meet In the first
game, and In the second match the
Muhocks and Asahis are to meet. Boil
games should be good.
The Asahis and Palamas are favor
ties, but the other teams have som'
surprises up their sleeves for them to-
morrow,
The G, A. U. nine has fallen to thu
end of the list, although at the begin
ming of the series 1t was rated as {
first class team.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05

Mccarthy and Reilly are expected to
fight in Honolulu soon, and the go
should be a dandy. Reilly Is very pop
ular among the Honolulu fans. VIII
liam Douthitt is figuring on managing
the match.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05

week from today the big sports
meeting of the Hawaiian branch of the
A. A. u will take place in the Homo
lulu harbor. beginning at $50 p. m.
This will be the first time the Ha-
waiian records will be registered with
the A. A. o., which makes the events
much more interesting.
The swimmers of the Territory will
have their first opportunity to put up
records on August IL. All the races
are to end in the Bishop slip, and It
looks as though the place viii be
crowded with anxious spectators,
Rumor has II that the Hui Nalu Will
sweep the boards In the long distance
events and that the times will he good.
II Is true that the newly formed club
has some expert swimmers. but they
claim that there are only about four
In the club who can be depended upon
to make good while the other clubs
have large number to pick from.
BIZ Lyle, captain of the Myrtle team.
mas ms inen out every 3otncr eNeHinS
In the water, trying them out. and he
hopes to have strong team to repre-
sen. the Red and white. which has al
most made IA clean sweep In aquatic
sports for some time past.
The Kauai Athletic Association has
been invited to send over some of its
expert swimmers to compete with the
Honolulu boys. IT any OF the Garden
Islands swimmers are coming over they
should arrive by the Kinau tomorrow
or the w u. Hall, Wednesday morning.
The IIcalani and Myrtle boat clubs
are going to show up strong In the
coming meet, and captain Cunha of
the Healanis IL framing up an entry
list for the various events that will he
hard to beat.
Tom O'Bricn will be one of the stars
on the Myrtle team In the long distance
events, and he will make the Others
hustle to keep up with him
The Myrtles will have "A tryout thi'
Afternoon at o'clock, when all the
swimmers will he on hand to fight fol
a place on the teams for next Satur'
day
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05
ALL CLUBS WORKING HARD
FORA.A.U. AQUATIC SPORTS
THE NALU TEAM VERY STRONG. SPRlNTS WILL BE
MOST INTERESTING EVENTS ON PROGRAM.

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05

Play ALL.OAH(

After trying to 10 business with the
cavalry nine behind the bush. both the
All Chinese and AiI-Oahu teams were
disappointed ON Thursday.
Some of the PLAYERS had to so on
hike tomorrow AMI 30 could not come
down with the team, and the result
was that the team would not come ut
all without the services OF the two
players referred 10.
Each OF the local teams was trying
to arrange n match with the cavalry
men without the other team knowing
ahead In the game and would no doubt
win out hut for the fact that the Firth
boys would not come over without their
strongest lineup, wishing to take no
chances.
It's an III wind that blows nobody
good. however. and yesterday afternoon
representatives Of the Chinese and
Oahus met and arranged a game be-
tween themselves Tor tomorrow after
noon at > o'cIoca on the old league
grounds. .s.a
This seems to have been a good way
TO finish up the plans. seeing both fan
ed to secure what they wanted. They
will now fight II out to see which team
IL entitled to meet the cavalry next.
as the Leilehua nine wants to take on
the winners of tomorrow's game.
| The All-Chincse and All-oahus are
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05

vsstly BuIIstis q per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05
RANDOM AT RANDOM

The cx-Yale football star. Captain
william Mitchell Lewis, millionaire au-
tomobile maker, has hired private
trainer to coach his two sons, Turner
and Gordon Lewis, In athletics. Ira
Nelson Davenport, University of Chi
cago. who holds a iOo-yard sprinting
record of 94-5, is the trainer. Turner
Is 10 and Gordon IL years of age. They
do their training in a park near their
home ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05

Frank Chance, manager, will not
play ball any more, according to Pres
ident Charles +, Murphy oflthe Cubs,
He will only appear on the coaching
line hereaf er. Chance has been a
hard-luck player since he entered the
game. He has been hit on the head
about forty times, and the last blow
Is said to be the cause of his retire.
ment from active play.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-08-05
STANDINGS OF
Big LEAGUES

Following are the standings OF the
three big leagues up to July 2s. It viii
be seen that Chicago and Philadelphia
are close rivals In the National League.
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24
FINS FIGHT WITH VERSE.

It is rather a pity for the gayety of nations that French men of letters cannot fight their duels as iu,-lS are fought in Greenland. In Greenland when one man has been insuIted by aother the advcrsaries each compose a satire in verse This each man re- cites to his household until the ser wants and the women know it bv heart. Then a place of meeting is appointed. The two men. the insulter and insultcd. the offender and the offended. stand face to face. and each rcCiteS his poem. His friends and servants form chor- us. Each man tries hard to raise the laugh against his adversary. Each man speaks in turn. whipping the enemy with epigram and quip. and after two hours of this wordy battle the meeting gives the victory to him of the two adversarics who has amused the whole assembly most-From the London Standard.
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24
THE BIG SHOW WILL
 ARRIVE HERE TONIGHT
WORLDS GREATEST CIRCUS NOW EN ROUTE FROM SAN BER-
 NARDINO.
An Aggregation That Can Be Dis Cribed Only in Big Figures and
 With Big Words.

The big circus is on its way to Phoenix. coming on five long trains from San Bernardino, Calif. The first section is expected some time this evening and the other three will follow it closely. It is expected that by sunup tomorrow the entire show will be in and under canvas. ready for the days festivities.
 The first event of interest after the unloading and building of the city tents will be the parade which will leave the show grounds promptly at 10 o'clock and proceed through those business streets that are not torn up. Two performances will be given here, each exactly the same as those pre- sented in Chicago and New York city at the beginning of the season. In the afternoon the doors will open at l o'clock and in the evening at o'clock, the performance beginning an hour later. This will give an hour in which to see the new menaEerie.
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24

\ prominent feature for the pres ent year at the Arizona School of Music will be the opening of the musical kindergarten classes for young children. under the direction of Mrs. Charles w Jayrcd. The sys- tenn taught is the invention of Mrs
 Mamie Church Parsons and is the most generally accepted one in use in the east. Mrs. Jayred was her self a pupil of Mrs Parsons and re ccivcd the benefit of the Knowledge first hand, and for four years taught the system in Cleveland, Ohio. with great success. The idea of the kin dcrgarten is used in instructing chil- dren in the principles of music harmony, countcrpOint, composition. finger study, sight reading and mu- sical history all appeal to the chil- drcn in a delightful manner through the different games in competition found in class work, SD that pu- pil is never discouraged by the ru- dimental work ak
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24
STATUS OF THE INCOME TAX.

| Twentv-two states of the Unicu have now notified the state department of
 the ratification of the incom,. tax
 amendment to the constitution. Rhode
 Island is the only state that has re-
 jact.i the amendment. Letters have . been received at the department from the Governors of New Hampshire and
 Utah telling of the rejection of the
 amendment by one branch of the lcgis- Iatmc but this does not mean its de
 feat
 The states that have ratified the
 amendment are Alabama. south Caro-
 lima. Illinois. Maryland Texas. Idaho. oregon. Montana. Indiana, Nebraska,
 North C3roIiua. Georgia. Colorado. Washington. Iowa. Michigan. Missouri
 Kansas. Maine. Tennessee, Wisconsin and Arkansas The order of their rati-
 rcatiou is given in the enumeration of the states the first being Alabama on August r. 1909. and the last, Arkan- sas. April 22. 1911.
 The constitution of the UnitcI
 States carries a requirement. that all states acting on amendments to the IconStitution submitted bv the congress or by constitutional convention shall notify the secretary of state of the re suit of such action by the individual state. There iS no requirement that a report shall be made to any other |autnority.
 It is an interesting fact in connec- 1 ton with all amendments to the con stitution of the United States that once . 1 is no telling when it will result in a change in the organic law The amendment can keep on running for eyer, apparently, or until a sufficient number of states. One-fourth of the 1 total number, shall have rejected it. 1 Then it is dead. but not until then Authorities of the state department ! hold that until there has been for i imal announcement from the state de- ] pertinent that the amendment pro posed has been rejected by fourth ! of the states it is possible that the amendment may pass. A state reject | ing 1t once may reconsider its action, reverse itself and pass the amendment. , This opportunity dies with an an Inounccment that one-fourth of the ! ! even though the states desiring to Ichange it's position. through a new Legislature shall give notice to that ef- fleet
 | It is the duty of the state department | with determining facts in hand as to Iany amendment to the Constitution of the United States to make that fact known at once to the Congress and the President. The later issues a procla- ton announcing the ratification or the ircjcction of the amendment as the case may be. There seems to be no limita- tion in the Constitution as :o when another similar amendment shall be submitted following a defeat of the first submitted. Discretion on this subject is left with Congress. but un- til three -fourths of the states shall have declared in favor of proposed imcndment. or until onc-fourth of the states shall have declared against it. there has been no action on the amend
 ment and it will continue to run before the legislatures of the several states or before the people of those states to be acted upon by conventions.-Philad phia Press.
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24

mHHouth Of a gram has been a per ! fotlg possible. though very difficult, thing to measure.
 i The latest uaIancc of Sir William ] Eamssys. however. is claimed tu ha sensitive to four-billouths of gram -thc one hundred bii-iuuth part of a pound u, therefore. establishes a |u.E limit not likely soon tp hy sur passed
 Probably tls first thing to wonder about is. what would the weights look like: X pound weight of brass would be cube little over au inch and a half ou side. The smallest weight this balance could got along with would hy something like a thousaujth of am inch in di- amet,r-au invisible grain of dust utterly incapable of accurate adjust ment Accordingly. a new system of weights had to hc adopted. and the material finally chosen for the weights was air.
 TO make a weight. a tube of thin glass Was sealed shut at both ends, and thus made to contain definite amount of air. on the other side was hung a tube of the same glass that just balanced the first ono. but was Iaft open at onc end. Each pan of th. balance had then just the same weight of glass The Whol" balance was iuclus,d in an alright case, and the air pumped out. lcay- ing a vacuum The sealed tube. of course remained full of air. but the
 n..Fs Leff It being open. was exhausted of air. The former was now heavier by just the weight of the air it contained.
 Even this. however. was far too large a weight for this remarkabl" balance To subdividc it, a pressure gauge was introduced. When, for in stance. the pressure was half that of the atmosphere. the air in the closed tube would displacc it's own volume. and therefore half its weight of the rarcrcd air in the balance case, and bc buoycd mp by just that much. Its effective weight would then be half of what it was when the air in the ease was completely exhausted. With the pressure gauge used, more than thousand cradations could be "b- served between vacuum and at mosphcric pressure. SD that differ cuccs of weight could bc adjusted to less than thousandth of the weight of little tube full of air. And when this insignificant change was made the balance showed the difference by noticeable shift of it's pointer Tn this way the weight difficulty was met
 The balance itself was made en- tircIy of quartz glass, and after it had been adjusted as finely as pos sible by ordinary methods, the two sides were made exactly even by means of a bIowpipe. Glass. of course. cannot burn. but on turning the flame of the blowpipc on the bcam the tinicst trace of the glass ,youId be cvaporatcd off, and thus more delicate adjustment reached than could easily have been attained in any other way.
 This wonderful balance has already helped to prove the identity of ra- dium emanation by a method hither- to considered impossible on account of the smallness of the quantities in- yolyed. It will now serve for other inyestiCations. But let it stick to its own field and not compete with ifs despised ancestor. the grocer scales. To buy potatoes by the biI- Iionth of a pound would be indeed too nucb Kansas City Star,
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24

The Ringing Brothers have long been known for their hi-h-clasz per formances, but report has it that this years show is even better than lever There are 375 artists the ma .jority of whom are foreigners. mak- ling their first tour of America Many .thril'srs. any number of imported novelties and a dozen high-clasS ani- maI acts will be seen. and fifty clowns will tap the fountain pr mirth The circus has 12>5 om- ploy,s. C50 horses. half the el.- plants in America and 1.0u0 m.n- a-eric animals. The circus carries its own dynamos The main tent is lighted by thirty--iN flariuE arc li-htS and several hundred gas mantle lamps. In the menag,rie, gas and electricity are used. each cage being studded with incaudcscent lamps.
 Early in the morning a branch ticket office will bc opened in Eoch- mer's drug store Washington and Center streets. Reserved seats and for both performances will be sold there at the regular prices.
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24

The Arizona School of Music opened it's eighth year the past week with a large enrolment of pupils
 To the already thoroughly estab- lished departments of piano. voice. violin and expression. the school this year offers uneXcelled opportunities for the study of guitar and mandolin. The mandolin is taught by Mrs. R
 T. Harrison, concert mandolinist and teacher from Illinois. and pupil of Frank Shelley. J. w. Roebuck. the teacher of guitar. was for many years a well known guitar soloist and teacher in Ohio. It is his intention to organize a guitar and mandolin orchestra. ak
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24
GILES BRINGS SUIT
 FOR LARGE AMOUNT

Suit for the foreclosure of mort gages and the collection of mum Der of notes. which the mortgages were given to secure, has been be- gun in the district court by William A. Giles against the Arrow Ranch company and it's officers.
 The case is quite an important one as the aggregate amount of the notes is $24.557.20. In addition judgment for interest and for an attorneys fee of $1,00O is asked
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24
4 WONDERFUL BALANCE.

Plenty of the so-calI,d microhal-
 ances. capable of weighing small quantities with great accuracy have been made from time tp time, and 2
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24

L. J. Charles will move his car riaSc paint shop from the corner "t Second and Adams streets to his new shop. 5o7 North Fourth street, October 1st Overland 2f-9. dm
Arizona republican., 1911-09-24

Blue Bell Writing Tablets 1Oc. at Hincklcy's r. O. News Store, facing | the postoffice. ak ]