Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-05-12

BILE is. l can tell nm; he was born
too long ago.
1 wish everything vas as easy as Sc
curing signatures TO a petition.
What difference between what you
expect and what you actually get.
A woman passed a barber shop. No
customers being present, the five bar
bers were sitting around. THE lazy
things" the woman said.
Very few people hide their talent I'm
der q bushel; most of them drag it out.
and try to sell it at five times its value.
When a man wants to humiliate o
boy, he caIs him "Bub."
Women call it figure; men call it
shape" E
When you speak kindly of anyone,
some people believe you have been
bribed.
Probably there never was a man who
could not be successfully sued for
breach of promise.
A man who says we" occasionally is
generally admired.
Three years is the age at which a
mans children usually begin to make
him pay damages.
] never knew a man who could chew
tobacco d%ecently.
Everybody is more or less twc-faccd.
When a man is really in love, he
6nnSn'f 01 Pa who k1nNNS ~
Anybody who will speculate in mines
will play poker.
Your friends are probably all right,
but haven't you some pretty tough ac-
Quaintances?
Nearly every wife says to her hus-
band: I've taken a good deal from
you, and / suppose III take a good deal
more. but there's one thing / won't
stand, and you might as well know it."
And every man knows what hat one
thing is.
After a girl passes 80 she is old
enough to marry a widower.
Nearly everyone thinks. Everybody
knows me-" and is mistaken.
In a town of less than 20, 900 people
1t is hard to make use of the third story
OF a building,
Worshipers of a man or theory are
always willing to invent facts.
There is always a controversy going
on as to the worst man in town; but
nobody seems to pay much attention to
the best man in town.
MR. frnnth1A ,rI%L 49,.
OF prominent men is it is training the
people to abus each other.
Now that we all favor reform, will
We get it?
Young people wonder how old folks
can get up as early in the morning as
they do. The explanation is simple;
they go to bed early.
When a nice woman starts to be
shiftiess this is the first sign of it: she
begins using bakers bread.
When a woman jumps a man, and
finds it isn't dangerous, she never
let's up.
We wish we were a woman A wo-
man can improve her looks so much.
II is not only a fine thing to refrain
from kicking a man who is down; you
should not kick a man who is up.
either.
Il man must be mighty crooked these
days to get into h ~pen..entiary.
You may talk about genius until you
are black in the face. but the fact re-
mains that nothing Is admired as much
as industry.
Did you ever notice that the mean
men who make up your nemie have
about a many friends as you have?
When a man ooks glum and cross.
usually II isn't because his pastor is a
disappointment.
Ever notice, when a man is hurt who
carries an accident policy. how long he
is hurt.
The world is full of men who want
better jobs. who are not willing to do
better work.
Witnesses usually refer to it as that
fool lawsuit"
In seven cases out of ten, when a
women goes into a dry goods store, she
does not want to buy; h goes in to
look around.
In looking back over his past avery
man must admit that the sun was often
bright when he made no hay.
/ have remarked that a good many
people get long pretty well without my
approval.
There are people In the world who
never work. and who Just sort Of abb
sorb a living.