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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Piles Cured
Quick
Send For a Free Trial Package and
You Will BE Overjoyed at the As
tonishina Relief and Cure.


Anyone who has piles wants quick
relief. IL you can't wait, drop into
the next drug store and get a soc
package OF Pyramid Pile Cure. You
will find relief right away. The cure
comes quick and is a complete, per-
manent cure. Old, chronic cases,
that itch all the time, bleed, por-
trude and are sore, become gangren-
Gus and are the very essence OF ut
tr misery. Write to the Pyramid
drug Co.. 271 Pyramid Bldg, Mar
shall, Mich. for free trial package
by mail In plain wrapper of Pyramid
Pile Cure. Such cases have tried a
dozen remedies, they believe In moth
ing, except 70 be operated on, are
sick, weary and discouraged. They
need this free trial. II will be rev.
elation. The relief will bring back
their hopes of a cure, the remedy
will turn that hope into realization.
A man in Indiana past 20 had SUI
fered over 30 years with bleeding
piles. The free trial of Pyramid Pile
Cure was his first real comfort. He
was thoroughly cured and has lived
his remaining years in peaceful en-.
joyment. doing such odd work "a
would occupy his mind. and going
about with none OF the restraint and
hardships that always accompany
piles. Don't neglect 10 send for this
free trial. and remember you can al
ways obtain the regular soc package
I'm any drug store and be sure you
get what you S~k for.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Acme Co., Wins important Suit.

A jury, in the federal court, We'd
nesday night, brought in verdict OF
no cause for action in the suit or the
government against the Acme Pattern
works, of Detroit, to collect a penalty
Of 200 imposed on the company be-
cause It imported pattern-makers from
Canada In other words, the jury
found that the alien labor law was
not violated In this instance, and the
verdict becomes rather important.
The company had been unable to
secure the kind of men 1t needed In
Detroit. Judge Denison ruled that a
concern has a right to go to some
other country for skilled workmen II,
after reasonable effort, II Is unable
to secure them In the United States.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
WHERE LIFE is
WORTH LIVING

Rudolph Steiger, No. COS Riopelle-st.,
was badly Injured Wednesday when
Sherman car struck the rig he was
driving, at Brush and Macomb- SITS.
He Is In st. Marys hospital
The corporation counsel II looking In
10 numerous complaints that have
been received In his office that the
u. ". r. is using the track on Larn-
ed-st.. between Griswold and Shelby
SITS, for terminal station. Assist
ant Corporation Counsel Penniman
has the matter In charge.
Reports n TO the condition OF Aid.
Frey, of the Tenth ward, who In suf-
fering from a nervous collapse. nave
been greatly exaggerated, according
TO DR. r. X Young. his attending
physician. While there has been no
change in his condition, his death
Is by no means matter or days,
says the doctor Hopes for per-
manent recovery are very slight,
however.
Newhaii will be held I'm ST. Joseph's
Episcopal church Friday morning,
from the family residence. No IA
husband, Eldridge Garry Newhall,
for many years members OF Grace
Episcopal church, were among the
Woodward and Holbrook-aves. Mrs.
Newhall, besides her husband. Is sur
vived by two young sons. lnterment
will be in Elmwood.
fetitiOn vocntc m or0er maze Dy
Judge Murphy, March 25, providing
for Fred Waggoner to pay - SO
weekly to his divorced wife, Odelia,
was filed In the circuit court Thurs
day. When the case was called last
month, Mrs. Waggoner testified that
she had been forced to support her.
self by keeping roomers, but that all
had left her house with the excep-
tion of one and he was going 10
leave that night. Her husbands at
torney, however, alleges now; that
that statement is untrue and that at
the time all OF the rooms were rent
ed
Attorney J. v. ID. wilcox was recently
advised by the United states de-
partment OF commerce and labor
that he would have to pay the board
OF two Chinese, his clients, in the
Wayne county jail. while their APP
peal against being deported from
Uncle Sans domain was pending.
Mr. Wilcox was convinced that Ii
was the duty of the government to
pay for the jail board Of his clients,
and he was supported In his conten-
ton by Judge Swan and District At
torney Frank Watson, neither or
whom could find any law to
warrant the. order OF the, de-
partment OF commerce and la
Dor Mr.. Wilcox says his clients
would be glad to live outside the jail
pending the hearing OF their appeal.
but are prevented from doing so be-
cause Of the bail OF $4,000 being fixed
in each case. He thinks the amount
OF the bond ought to be reduced.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
ACM GUILTY
Osat Deass Selling Acme Quality PAINS and finishes

Jefferson Avenue West. 2441-Pike
Hardware Co.
Jos Campau. 1880. z. Smailey.
Kercheval Avenue. s73 = Kercheval
Hardware Co.
Mack Avenue. e00--Nolan Hardware CO.
Michigan Avenue. l76-H. r. Koehler
& Bro.
Michigan Avenue. s25-Chas. walmoth.
Michigan Avenue. S85---M. II. Won Mach.
Michigan Avenue. lS3l--Herman witt.
Oakland Avenue. 1876 - Woodland
Hardware Co.
Rivard Street. s0s--Fred Miesch,
Rivard Street, s96--J j. Sarnowsky.
River Street. 270e-Raymond Irafeii.
Russell Street. ll7p-Richard a Horton.
Russell street. l704--W. A. Schmitz,
81 Antoine street. tlS-Roehm Bros.
ST. Aubin Avenue. g0e--Fred Kicherer.
81 Aubin Avenue. STA. Lemke.
twenty Fourth street. l0ST-T. Terski.
woodward Avenue, T6e-Watkins a.
Radcliffe.
Woodward Avenue. itSe-Frank Algoe.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

Baker Street. bes-Newberry a Roehm.
baldwin Avenue. 1911, J. Kennary.
Buchanan Street. 777-Oswald Leitert'
Buchanan Street. se6-John DomzaIshi'
Carlton Avenue. 5l-wm. Keck.
Chene Street, l31s--Jos. Ruplicki
Dix Avenue, 329--E. p. Bridges CO.
Dix Avenue, 705--Wm. Elliott
Fort street West 1851. Maggie.
Fort street West. 2S03-Burns a Budd.
Fort Street West, 209s-B. ID. Leblanc.
Fort street West. 26S7-Woodmere
Hardware Co.
Grand River Avenue, 177-Wm. Seifert.
Grand River Avenue. SIC. Nolker.
Grand River Avenue. ll46-HOlmes a
Jaynes.
uratiot Avenue. 5s2--Fred Hunter.
Gratiot Avenue. s17-John Glees,
Gratiot Ave, 1s46-Eugene stein q Co.
Gratiot Avenue, 1672-C. u. Miller.
Harmon and Woodward-Diebolt n
Gray.
Iibhard and Jenerson--Detroit Motor
Boat Exchange.
CENTRAL PAINT AND oLAs
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
DON'T WANT sP0TLEss TOWN.
Saginaw Butchers and Packers object
to Mrs. Crane Cleaning Up City.

SAGINAW, Mich, April 13.-Prac-
tically all OF the butchers and packers
met Wednesday night and adopted
resolutions against the coming visit
OF the Rev. Caroline Bartlett Crane.
for which she is to receive 81 200 to
sweep town clean. One clause says /:
That II Mrs. Crane or any 9TH
er theoretical or professional
fault-f1nder working for a con-
sideration of $1,000 per week or
any other consideration, hailing
from outside OF the city. visits
our places Of business for the pur-
pose indicated; that We agree to
show her OF them the door as DO
litely as we can.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
SQUADRON NABs PEPPER.
Charles Lancaster, Colored, Is iden-
titled After His Arrest.

The flying squadron was called to
the home of Mrs. Mary Casey, No. ia
Adelaide-st., late Wednesday night.
She said she saw Negro peering
through the windows OF her house.
Officers captured Charles Lancaster,
2S years old. No. SO Illinois-st.
He was taken back to the house
and Mrs. Casey identified him as the
pepper. He was locked up at Central
police station.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Mai.oen. J. r. Wilson Dead.

MONTREAL, April 13.-Maj. Gen.
James F. Wilson, one Of Canada's
most distinguished soldiers. died here
yesterday after a long illness. He
was So years old. Gen. Wilson saw
active service In the Soudan In the
expedition sent to the relief of Cen
Gordon at Khartoum. and = In the
northwest rebellion In 1855.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

OF the commission, in commenting on
the governors choice of Mr.. May, de-
clared that no better selection could
have been made.
'Mr. May will be an admirable ac-
QUESTION to the commission" said Mr..
Wood.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Compound Callouses
Tells Splendid Cure for Them and
All Foot Troubles.

A compound callous is the second
airy stage when 1t grows inward and
presses on the nerves, causing in
tense pain. Callouses never cure
themselves but always get worse,
sometimes irritating the whole ner-
vous system. The following Is a most
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

PHILAD l. p II | A-James M.
Rhoades, Jr. formerly a Princeton
football player, died here, Of blasto-
mycetes, the nineteenth case OF this
disease in medical history.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
ASSESSMENT ROLLS SHOW !
MANY VOLUNTARY INCREASES |
Partial List Indicates Substantial
Boost In Personal Taxes This
Year-A Few Samples.

Substantial increases in the per-
sonal assessments against Detroit
taxpayers are revealed by an exam
ination of the books in the assessors
Office. Many OF these are voluntary
on the part OF the taxpayers. as the
following list. picked out OF Fourth.
Sixth and Eighth ward books, will
show:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
AUTOS HIT Two.
D. c. Brookman and Thomas Marshall
Victims Of Detroit Pace.

d. c. Brookman, No. $50 Maxwell
ave-, was struck by an auto at Wood
ward and Piquette-aves., Wednesday
afternoon. The auto was driven by T.
Maitland, OF Crosse Pointe, who took
the injured man home in his machine
Thomas Marshall, No. 79 Harper.
ave-, was struck by an automobile,
driven by c. c. BENJAMIN, OF Nararb,
Mich, at Woodward-ave., and The
Campus Martius, Wednesday after
noon. Marshall was badly shaken up
and Is In st. Mary's hospital.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

effective and speedy
cure. Dissolve two tab
lespoonfuls OF Calocide
In a basin Of hot water.
Soak the feet in this for
full fifteen minutes,
gently massaging the
sore parts. Qess time
will not give the desir-
ed results.) The sore
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

"Of course there are a number Of
others that have made voluntary In
creases, not yet compared and en-
tered" said Assessor Henry Plass.
Many are beginning to understand
that II pays and saves time 10 get
their returns in early. when the de-
partment can give them more time
and reasonable attention. Next year
look for a still larger number OF
voluntary increases.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
tom MAY HONoRED.

Newspaper cartoonist Appointed Jury
Commissioner by Gov. Osborn.
tom" May, cartoonist, has been
honored by Gov. Osborn In being APP
pointed member Of the Wayne county
jury commission. He is to succeed C.
ID. Widman. whose term expires on
May l.
Commissioner p. c. Wood, secretary
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Recount Increases RiopelIe's Lead.

Charles II. Riopelle gained a lead
of II In the recount of the vote for
supervisor in Ecorse township, We'd
nesday. When the count was made
following the election, 1t was declared
that Riopelle had defeated Frank X.
Lafferty by one vote, and the latter
obtained a recount.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Guns
F0UhOiOh CROOKS
Detroit Police Nab Pair Of Safe
Crackers Wanted for Numerous
Jobs in Chicago.

Traced from Chicago TO Toledo and
thence to Detroit. two men. said %
be expert safe robbers. were arrested
in Detroit. Wednesday afternoon. BY
Detectives Downey and Fox. in con-
junction with Detectives Reid and
Biddinger. OF the Chicago department.
They are Frank Sullivan and orris
McManigar.
They were nabbed on Woodward
ave.. near Larned-st. Each man had
a complete outfit OF yeggman's tools,
including short Mauser rides. with
the Maxim muffier attachment. mag
azine. revolvers, dynamite and all
sorts of burglar parapherpalia-
The Chicago officers say the men
are two OF a gang OF i've men, who
have been breaking safes In Chicago
and suburban towns.
Wednesday night, the Chicago de-
tectives took the pair back.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

When I'm mad I'm glad to think
I'm no madden; when I'm glad I'm
glad to think I may be gladder.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

Housewife: The old tea in the pot
that you usually throw away Is fine
woodwork cleaner.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
Former petroiter Under Arrest.

Russell Kemmer, a former De-
troiter, is under arrest in Mobile,
Ala |, He is alleged to have laid down
worthless checks to the amount CT
$4,000, around the country. He Will
be tried in Pensacola, Fla.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
p.troImen's Paw Advanced.

Patrolmen Langlois, Maitre, Cum
life, Wigle, Cade, Jones, Giles and
Livingstone, OF the Windsor police
force, have been granted an increase
of S25 a year in pay.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

The Baltic sea has the greatest
wreck record OF any body OF water in
the world. II averages one a day all
the year round
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

A. ii. Clarke. X. c.. OF Windsor. lib
eral member for South Essex. In the
Canadian house of commons, has In
timated that he plans to retire from
politics at the end OF the present par
lament. He wishes. 1t is understood.
to return to his practice OF law. In
parliament he has made good rec
ord and his friends are convinced that
he is now In line for promotion to the
cabinet. The liberals of the riding
will meet next week to nominate can
didates for the commons and legisla-
ture, and will likely try to induce Mr..
Clarke to remain in politics.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13
BODY OF BABY BOY IS
FOUND IN DETROIT ALLEY
Child Is Dressed In Fine Materials
and Coroner Is Conducting
Investigation.

Packed In a suit case of fine quail
ity, the dead body of a two-weeks old
boy was found in the alley in the rear
of Knights of Equity hall. at Fort and
Second-sts., Wednesday night. The
discovery was made by Patrolmen
Edwards and Potter. The child was
dressed In fine materials. Coroner
Burgess had the body removed to the
county morgue and Is investigating.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

markable growth of the carpet-weav-
ing industry In America.
To make this carpet required the
labor OF 5000 workers for eight days,
an equivalent OF one days work for
$4,000 operatives, and II IT were piled
UP In rolls one on top another over
an area OF 400 square feet It would
over-top the Singer Building tower.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-13

CENTRAL PAINT AND GLASS CO, IS CADILLAC SQUARE
DIsTRIBuTERR
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
CHASES BURGLAR INTO WELL
VlelIant Bulldog Keeps Night Prowler
Prisoner There for More Than
an Hour

Wilmington, Del.-Discovered b.
the family bulldog while trying to
break into Edwin Schwatka's home,
at Montrose, at o'clock in the morn
ing, a burglar was chased into well
near the house and there held prisoner
for more than an hour by the animal.
Finally the dog seemed to tire of its
vigil at the top of the well and re-
turned to the house. after which the
burglar escaped
Schwatka is employed at night.
His wife, left alone. always keeps the
bulldog on watch About o'clock the
animals bowling aroused her and she
reached the window In time to see the
dog chase a man. who dropped into
the well, which had been dug but re-
Gently. Mrs. Schwatka watched the
dog worry about the top OF the well
for an hour, then return to the 'front.'
porch of the house.
A short time later the wouid-oe Dur
elar climbed out and ran toward the
Darby trolley line. His footprints were
aeon IN the soft mud at the bottom OF
the we'll this morning.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
BRIDE OF HER STEPSON
YOUTH WAITS 20 YEARS FOR
FATHERS WIFE TO BE FREE.
were SchooIday Playmates and Sweet.
hearts Before the Father Married
Woman Who Is Now Wife OF
His Son.

Iopeka, Kan.-When Mrs. Mary
Nina Reed, whom Topeka regarded
still as the widow of Judge Joseph
Reed, returned to her home to PACE
aooltional personal belongings, neigh
Dors asked her where she had been
and where she was going. 1.
i have been in Chicago" she re-
piled, but am now going on nv no.
neymoon.' Then Mrs. Reed. for her
name was the same, told those inter
ested that she had been married in
chicago to Joseph Reed, son of her for
mer husband. And the neighbors re-
called that the young Mrs. Judge Reed
and young Joe Reed had been sweet
hearts In the days of their youth-and
very young youth 1t was, for the pres
ent Mrs. Joseph Reed was but fifteen
years of age when she became the
pride OF her present husbands father.
Joe Reed and Nina were schoolday
playmates and Joe was often her es-
cort to children's parties, and he also
saw her home" from prayer meeting
and church.
1t was as his sons companion that
Judge Reed, then a widower, first saw
Nina and was captivated with her fresh
beauty and made her his wife 20 years
ago. Mrs. Reed has often said that
she did not realize until after the we'd
ding that she would become Joe's step
mother. That feature was unpleasant
to them both, and soon after the mar
riage Joe Reed left home, but not be-
fore he had told his father and step
mother of his love for the young bride
and declared that he would wait until
she was free and then make her his
wife.
Judge Reed died last August and
Mrs. Reed left Topeka soon after. She
does not deny that she remembered
Joe Reeds declaration of affection
She knew, from other members of the
family, that he had never married. II
is not explained through what agency
they met after Judge Reeds death.
She admits that after her marriage
Joe declared his love and that he told
her he would wait until she was free
to marry him. He waited for more
than twenty years. The present bride
has son eighteen years old, Thomas
B. Reed, named after the former
speaker of the house of representa-
tives, her present husbands uncle.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
Particularly the Ladies.

Not only pleasant and refreshing to
the taste, but gently cleansing and sweet
ening to the system, Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA is particularly adapted
to ladies and children, and beneficial in
all cases in which wholesome, strength
ening and effective laxative should be
used. 1t is perfectly safe at all times and
dispels colds, headaches and the pains
caused by indigestion and constipation 50
promptly and effectively that it is the one
perfect family laxative which gives salts
faction to all and is recommended By
millions Of families who have used it and
who have personal knowledge Of its ex-
cellence.
Its wonderful popularity, however, has
led INSCRIPTIONS dealers to offer imita-
lions which act unsatisfactory. There
fore, when buying, to get its beneficial
effects, always note the full name Of the
Company California Fig Syrup Co..
plainly printed on the front Of every
package Of the genuine Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA.
For sale by all leading druggists. Price
SO cents per bottle.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
TAFT TELLS JONES WHY
HE Modified SOLDIERS

Senator Jones, at invitation of the
president, called at the White House
Saturday and discussed the Mexican
situation and the causes leading up
to the mobilization of troops along the
southern boundary. President Taft, in
confidence, showed Senator Jones the
official record ON which he based his
order concentrating troops along the
Mexican line, and showed him fully his
reasons for taking such a drastic step.
Senator Jones, after getting this ex-
PLANTATION, expressed the opinion that
the president was entirely justified in
the course he had taken.
Senator Jones went so far as to say
that Mexico was the only country in
volved in this movement, and that the
Japanese did not figure in the affair
in any way.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
w.n.n Canned Fruit In Church.

p,tt.burg. Pa.-"Free light and heat
for churches Is all right, but We don't
propose to furnish free fuel to can all
the fruit in the Upper Ohio Valley.
and we shut down right In the mioois
of the canning season"
This was remark made by an on
o,o1 NJ the Manufacturers Light and
Heat Company of Pittsburg. when
asked why his company had cut on
the free gas from churches In Belle
vue. Ben Avon and other Pittsburg
suburbs.
1t developed that the gas company
claims to have found that women OF
the congregation were In the habit OF
using the gas in the church Easements
for canning their fruit each summer
and fall. thereby saving home gas bills
and preventing "clutterins up OF their
homes" as one put 1t. The churches
threaten to take the matter into court
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13

1t was married mems night at the
revival meeting.
FLet all you husbands who have
trouble on your minds stand upl"
shouted the emotional preacher at the
height of his spasm.
Instantly every man in the church
rose to his feet except one.
"Ahl" exclaimed the preacher, peer
ing out at his lone sitter, who occupied
a chair near the door apart from the
others, "you are one in a million"
cit amt that" piped back this one
helplessly, as the rest of the congrega-
tion turned to gaze suspiciously at him.
81 can't get up-I IN paralyzed."
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
Bad BLOOD

Before began using Cascarets I had
bad complexion, pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now am entirely we'll, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. can truthfully say that Cascarets
are just as advertised; have taken only
two boxes of them"
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Pleasant Palatable Potent. Taste Good
Do Good. Never Scken. Weaken or GRIPPE.
Toe, 25c. Soc. Never sold in bulk. The geuu-
Inc tablet stamped G. Guaranteed TO
cure or vorr IN onav hack q27
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
Household Remedy
Taken in the Spring for Years.

Ralph Rust, Willis, Mich, writes:
Hoods Sarsaparilla has been a house.
hold remedy in our home as long as 7
can remember. l have taken ii in the
spring for several years. 1t has no
equal for cleansing the blood and ex-
polling the humors that accumulate
during the winter Being a farmer
and exposed to bad weather my sys-
tenn is often affected, and l often take
Hoods Sarsaparilla with good results. -
Hoods Sarsaparilla is Peculiar 70
Itself There is no lust as good"
Get II today in usual LIQUID form or
tablets called SarSatahs
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
Rooster Has Smallpox

Tulsa, Okla.-Local medical spsci'
alists have something entirely new IN
their line to discuss. A Plymouth
Rock rooster which had been accus'
toned to eating from the hands OF pa
tents at the city pesthouse contracted
a yirulent case Of smallpox. Treat
ment was given the bird, and 1t Ia
now convalescing and in fair way to
complete recovery from the effects OF
the disease.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-04-13
DWELL, how is marriage9" said

"Well, how is marriage9" said a
friend to the newly-married man.
"Oh, marriage is all right" replied
the husband, "but woman is so curl
ous'
Glow is that7D
"Well, the morning after our we'd
ding day my wife asked me for 800.
The day after she asked me for 800
more, and the third day for another
$780,"
"What, 5000 in three days' Why
man, what did she do with it all7'
ooh" replied the young husband
"she didn't get It'll"