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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

A Frenchman who recently visited
this country says that he found many
climates in America. Quite true. and
o and then they have a habit Of
coming all at once.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Because her husband kissed her
only twice a day during their honey
moon a New York lady has applied
for a divorce. Probably they were
stingy little kisses. too.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Five hundred women inc children
arrived In New York a few days ago
on their way from Scotland to Join
their husbands and fathers who have
become farmers in Minnesota, Sas
katchewan and other states I'M prov
inces between there and the Pacific
This is one of the explanations OF the
decrease of Scotland's population.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

The people of Charleston. s. c.. are
iubilant because fifteen babies were
born there in one night recently.
Charleston may be expected to imme,
diately apply for the taking Of a new
census.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

! am glad that some one has a good
word to say for the members of the unfor-
tunate class whom custom stigmatizcs as
"bums."" When people get a little virtue
their first instinct seems to be to blaeken
the character of others in order to secure
a contrast which can show up their own
imaginary white wings. The first man
they meet who is penniless or sick falls a
victim of their y%irulent vanity.
No one who has seen life has missed the
sight of some cheap braggart, elated with
some little success, browbeating and AFRO
gantly oyerpowering some poor fellow who
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Austria is to charge its tobacco
smokers Sis. 600. 900 more a year. Its
object is not to cure them Of smoking.
either.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Out at Omaha a debating society has
decided that the horse is more desir-
able than the automobile. The So
ciety must be made up Of people who
get wages instead of salaries,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

ANY reduction IN schedules concerns the scholarship, the physical
condition and the ideals Of the men on teams and the ideals and finances
of the student body. All these factors should be given due weight, there
fore, in determining their length.
Of these scholarship, of course, stands paramount but the views OF
athlete, manager, trainer and coach should receive due consideration and
if possible a harmonious result obtained.
For training and coaching a team a certain number of contests are
necessary. Sufficient financial returns come only from a number of games.
The interest of the student body in the sport is maintained only by a
modcum of exhibitions.
The ideal number Of contests in each sport may be considerably less
than that at present engaged in, but the reduction should not be made SO
suddenly as to lose the support of all concerned. History may be made too
fast and have to be unmade. For instance, one may consider one game
of baseball a week or ten in a season, tn. ideal for a college, but a reduc-
ton from twenty to eighteen the first year may be all that it would be
wise to make. Schedules, however, should never be SO long or require SO
many absences as to make special legislation on the part of the faculty for
athletics necessary. This initiates against the democracy of the college.
The Wdelavnd varsity Season" nan SUGGESTED bN
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

The kaiser's only daughter is IS, OF
a sunny disposition. and will marry
whom she CHOICES. Other
dations may be had by addressing her
father at his Berlin residence.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Mr.. Derby, a former Harvard varsity football player,
in the Outlook last fall has much to commend it, espe-
cialy its fostering of widespread collegiate sport. 1t
consists in allowing only about four weeks for the
varsity season in each sport previous to which there
shall be as many teams as possible-interclass, inter
fraternity and what not-in which the athletic ma
terial shall get conditioned physically, learn the game
and be tried out for the varsity squad. Intra-eollegi-
ate games having concluded, an end-of-the-season var
sity series concludes the schedule.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

A kind-hearted New Jersey yard.
master held a freight car five weeks
on a siding because a thrush had
built her nest on one of its trucks,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

A Massachusetts man was choked
to death by his celluloid collar. An
other argument for the modern. up
to-date rag sitter.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

A physician tells us that yawning
is good for the health. AT any rate
people who are in the habit of yawn.
ing rarely break down from overwork.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18
Flown.

Tough luck Jipson had"
what happened"
I'm order to keep his cook, he told
her she might have the use of his
touring car two afternoons a week"
"Well?-
chauffeur"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18
Those =
Who =
Succeed
and zz..=
Others -
BY B. G. CLARKE

happens to be less experienced, younger, older # otherwise at a diad-
vantage
|, for one, believe that phenomenal success or failure is accidental
While undoubtedly one of average ability and average industry stands an
average show of meeting with average success, it does not follow that a
needy man deserves his misfortune CT that a Millionaire is excessively viz.
tuous.
No polite man could sit at a table and devour all the good food in
sight while others out of reach Of the dishes sat fasting.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Senator Clark has a $125.0 900 pipe
organ in his mansion, but when 1t
m 70 music we have no doubt
that the senator prefers ragtlme.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

A New York judge has decided that
a oma is not entitled to alimony
when she makes her husband cook his
wi breakfast Hooray!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

There are worse occupations, too, on
a hot day than that of eating Iced
cantaloupes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

In 100 years the summer clad man
will look back with horror on the
coated man of today.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

A professor of chemistry stopped a
runaway horse by dashing ammonia
into its face. There's a device that
might be tried on runaway husbands.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Speaking OF high society. q six foot
New York man is to marry a seven
foot girl.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Anybody who wants a coat of tan
this summer ought to be able to
achieve his hearts desire.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

During this weather the softer the
drink the better.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Anatole France says that all war is
doomed to perish. Meanwhile. swat
the fiyi
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Danger from rabies would be greatly
minimized II all dogs were given
plenty of cold water to drink.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Why swat the flies yourself when
you can keep a pet toad to attend to
the fly swatting department?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

It is the early bird. too. that gets {
look at the bird-men.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

There are but few sure things In
this old world. One of them is the
uncertainty of a woman's age.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Mra. Winsiow's Soothing syrup for Children.
teethinR. softens the gums, reduces inhamma
ton. allays pam. cures WIND collie, 25c a bottle
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18
Pellagra is not hereditary.
Pellagra is not contagious.

PeEIagra IS not hereullary.
Pellagra is not contagious.
Strong evidence points to the Sand fly"
as tine agent responsible for the transmits
sion of p~ellagra to human subjects in Italy.
These statements are extracts from the
reports Of DR.. Sambon, who was sent by
the pellagra investigation committee tc
Italy to investigate the pellagra situation
there. There are more than twenty hospi.
tails for the exclusive care Of victims o.
pellagra in Italy, and DR.. Sambon carried
his exhaustive studies into the provinces Of
Pprnpia. Rome. Padova. Milan. Brescia anc
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Butcher-Haven't seen you in my
shop lately, ma'am. l hope you haven't
stopped trading with me entirely.
Mrs. Blunt-Yes, entirely, sir. I'm
a woman that doesn't believe in half
weigh measures,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

More people would succeed If more
would try.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18

Contests
Number of Games
Should be Reduced
All Around
by PAUL C. PHILLIPS. M. D.

BELIEVE thoroughly in intercollegiate sport, but, in general,
viewing the number Of athletic contests occurring between col
leges throughout the country, should say unhesitatingly yes
to this question. The tendency of the last twenty years has
been toward the increase of Intercollegiate contests in each
sport, and the addition of new sports, until the number has
passed the normal for an institution of higher learning. Sched-
ules Of over 25 games in term time in any branch of inter
collegiate athletics certainly transcend the laws of proportion
in college life. The general public recognizes that.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-18
pIsTEMPER

In all it's forms among all ages of horses
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 900, GOO
bottles sold last year $50 and ST. Q. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers,
AGENTS wanted. Spohn Medical Co, Spec.
Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25

pain, my nerves are stronger ana can
do my own work. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cured me after
everything else had failed, and / rec.
ommend it to other suffering women"
Mrs. WIN. SEALS Cos w. Howard ST.,
Creston, Iowa.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu-
Inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which Is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis,
tressing ills should not lose sight of
these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
restore their health.
If you want special advice write
to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass
She will treat your letter as
strictly confidential. For 20 years
she has been helping sick women
in this way, free of charge. Don't
hesitate-Write at once.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Absurd.

Among the recent visitors to a
metropolitan museum was woman
from a rural district, who was much
interested in the ancient pottery ex'
hibits.
The attendant pointed out one col
lection of beautiful old vases, say
ing:
"Those were dug up at Herculan'
cum"
What" exclaimed the woman from
the country. Dug up?"
Eyes, madam"
"Out of the ground?"
Gust as they are now. They were
cleaned up bit, but they were found
about as you see them"
With an expressive toss OF the
head, the lady from the country
turned to her companion and said;
Hes a nice-looking young Teller
but don't believe what he says
They never dug up no ready-made
pots out of the round."-Lippincott'i
Magazine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Man 70, WIFE 10; Boy Baby Born.

New York. n. Announcement Is
made here of the birth of son to
Mrs. Christopher Columbus Wilson.
Wilson is the convicted head of the
United Wireless Telegraph company,
and is fighting to escape a three-year
sentence in the Atlanta penitentiary
Wilson is 73 years old and his wife
is 10. She was formerly his stenog-
rapher, and they were married last
August, "a few minutes after the an
nouncement of Wilson's indictment,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Avoid Disputation.

The disputations person never makes
a good friend. In friendship, men
look for peace and concord and some
measure of content. There are
enough battles to fight outside, enough
Earring and jostling in the street,
enough disputing in the market place,
enough discord in the workaday
world, without having to look for con-
tention in the realm of the inner life
ALSO There, if anywhere, we ask for
an end of strife. Friendship is the
sanctuary of the heart, and the peace
of the sanctuary should brood over 1t.
Its chiefest glory is that the dust and
noise of contest are excluded.-Hugb
Black.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
LAWYER CURED OF ECZEMA

while attending school at Lebanon,
Ohio, in 1882, became afflicted with
boils, which lasted for about two
years. when the affiiction assumed the
form of an eczema on my face, the
lower part of my face being inflamed
most of the time. There would be
water-blisters rise up and open, and
wherever the water would touch 1t
would burn, and cause another one to
rise. After the blister would open,
the place would scab over, and would
burn and itch so as to be almost I'M
bearable at times. In this way the
sores would spread from one place to
another, back and forth over the
whole of my upper lip and chin, and
at times the whole lower part of my
face would be a solid sore. This con-
dition continued for four or five years,
without getting any better, and In fact
got worse all the time, so much so
that my wife became alarmed lest 1t
prove fatal.
During all this time of boils and
6CZ6Dld, L uOClOlGu Will JhS pSoS PN'S
sicians of this part of the country, but
to no avail. Finally | decided to try
Cuticura Remedies, which | did, TAX
ing the Cuticura Resolvent, applying
the Cuticura Ointment to the sores,
and using the Cuticura Soap for wash
ing. In very short time l began to
notice improvement, and continued to
use the Cuticura Remedies until was
we'll again, and have not had a re-
currence of the trouble since, which Is
over twenty years. | have recon-
mended Cuticura Remedies to others
ever since, and have great faith In
them as remedies for skin diseases"
! (Signad) A. C. Brandon, Attorney-at-
Law, Greenville, o., Jan. II, 1911.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold everywhere, sample
of eachs with S2-page book, will be
mailed free on application to "Cuti-
cura," Dept. X, Boston.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
LEWIS "sINGLE BINDER"

A handmade cigar fresh from the
table, wrapped in foil, thus keeping
fresh until smoked. A fresh cigar
made of good tobacco is the ideal
smoke. The old, well cured tobaccos
used are so rich in quality that many
who formerly smoked 10c cigars now
smoke Lewis Single Binder Straight
&c. Lewis Single Binder costs the
dealer some more than other &c cigars,
but the higher price enables this fac
tory to use extra quality tobacco.
There are many limitations; don't be
fooled. There is no substituted Tell
the dealer you want Lewis Single
Binder"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Duel Fought In Oklahoma.

Tulsa. Okla.-John L. Potts, real
estate man, formerly Of Oklahoma
CITY. was shot and probably fatally
wounded in a street duel with Reuben
Marlowe, dry goods merchant. Five
bull.ss5 from MarlowO's revolver took
effect IN Potts abdomen. Marlowc es-
capped. Both men live at Sulphur. Wit
nesses say it is impossible to tell who
fired first. The shooting is said to
have resulted over 2 suit involving a
townsite quarrel
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
RESOLUTION ELIMINATING JUDI
GARY RECALL PASSES
IN HOUSE.
ARIZONA AND NEW MEXICO
Measure Adopted After Spirited Do
bate-No Attempt to Pass Bill
Over Taft's Head-Bclieved
Certain President Will Give
Approval.

Washington, d. C.-Statehood for
Arizona and New Mexico now only
awaits the perfunctory approval OF
President Taft The Flood-Smith reso-
luton, admitting those territories into
the union with the judiciary recall
feature of the Arizona constitution
eliminated to meet the objection which
caused President Taft to veto the orig
inal statehood bill, was passed by the
house without the formality OF
roll call. Having been passed by
the senate in the identical language
the resolution will go to the White
House as soon as the vice president
and Speaker Clark formally attach
their signatures to the measure. NO
attempt was made in the house to pass
over the presidents veto the original
bill which contained the judicial recall
provision.
The joint resolution provides for
Arizona's admission with the consti'
tuition adopted by the convention OF
June 20. 1910, and later ratified by the
Arozina voters, upon the fundamental
condition." that Article 8 of the con-
stitution relating to the recall of pub
lie officers shall be held and con-
strued not to apply to judicial officers
and that the Arizona people shall give
their assent to that construction.
The president is required within
thirty days after approval of the meas
ure to certify the fact to the governor
of Arizona, who within thirty days
thereafter must proclaim an election
to vote upon Articel s and to vote for
state and other officers. If major
itv of the voters ratify the construc'
ton to except judicial officers from
the recall-such a construction will
become part of the Arizona constitu'
ton. The president will then issue
a proclamation and upon its issuance
Arizona will become a state.
The resolution admits New Mexico
into the union with provisions making
It's constitution easier of amendment
The resolution was passed after a
spirited two-hours debate. Representa-
tive Flood of Virginia, chairman OF
the territories committee, declared
that the Democrats favored passing
the original bill over the presidents
veto. but knowing such an attempt
would be useless, they had decided to
take the step that would insure imme
date admission of the territories 70
the union. He and the other Demo
cratic SPEAKERS insisted that the ques
ton at issue was not the judicial re
call. but whether the people had righ'
to make laws to suit themselves SO
long as they did not violate the fed
eral constitution. He said that before
the original till was drafted the sub
committee having it in charge had
called upon the president, and he had
given them no intimation that he
would disapprove any of the provis
ions later included in the measure.
The Republicans, headed by Leader
Mann and former Speaker Cannon
lauded President Taft's veto and de
nounced the judiciary recall as de
structive of a republican form of gov
eminent.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
ruberculoIsIs Patients Neglected.

Out of more than 225 public hos
pitfalls for the insane, with a popula-
ton of fully 100000, only 70, or less
than one-third, make any provision for
for their tuberculous inmates, and
this, too, in spite Of the fact that the
percentage of deaths from this disease
is very high among this class of peo-
pie. Such is the substance of state
ment made recently by the National
Association for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis. Seventy hos
pitfalls in 20 states, providing all told
about 1850 beds for tuberculous in
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
RED CROSS BALL BLUE.

The blue that is all blue. Best for
washing because it makes the clothes
clear and white, lasts longer than
liquid blue and produces better re-
suits.
Avoid liquid bluing because it is
only a weak solution of blue in an ex-
pensive package. RED CROSS BALL
BLUE is sold everywhere 5 and 1Oc
sizes. ASK YOUR GROCER.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25

Wichita, Kan, July I. l9ll.-,"WiGhita
and Kansas NAV well be proud OF HE ~
SURANCE COMPANY, the successful new
financial institution of this city. The
Company's success is attracting attention
all over the country, and has been re-
marked upon by every leading Life In
surance Magazine in the United States,
Its record for its first month, of 1892 ,5oO
of business is a remarkable one, and is a
great endorsement of the Kansas spirit
which has built up SO many great instl-
buttons in this state. The success OF the
Company continues, and its total business
is now over three-quarters of million"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Bio Fire at Wellington.

Wellington, Kan.-The entire south
part Of this city was threatened with
destruction when fire broke out in the
elevator of the Wellington Milling and
Elevator company on South c street,
The fire started shortly after noon and
for two hours ragged, sparks flying
for blocks around and setting fire to
numerous buildings. The loss to the
milling company. according to Walter
Noodle. the manager, is entirely COW
cred by insurance and is estimated at
$4,000.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Little Pitcher.

Lady VISITOR am coming to your
mammals company tomorrow, Tom
my.
Tommy-Well, you won't get a good
supper.
Tommy's Papa-Tommy, what do
you mean, talking like that?
Tommy-Well, you know, pa, you
told ma you'd have to get some
chicken feed for her old hen party
tomorrow.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Tho Young Idea.

There are two kinds of joints, the
hinges and the ball-bearing.
Reflex action is the inside eye and
ear. Reflex action controls things
that we do mot have to think about
as talking
Had we no skin, our clothes would
cause us endless agony.
The stomach is the trunk of our
body. The stomach contains the liver
The stomach is south of the lungs
west of tie liver. 1t has three coats
Without the stomach we should die
therefore God chose the stomach to
digest our food.-Woman' Home Com
panion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Of Short Duration.

"Plimply is afraid to ask old Mr.
Plunker for his daughters hand"
why, Plumply told me yesterday he
stood in with the old gentleman"
"Oh, that was only for few min
utes in the vestibule of an Office build
ing during a shower"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25

sane patients, sums up the provision
made for this class of sufferers, al
though the percentage of deaths from
tuberculosis among the insane ranges
from SO to 200 per cent. higher than
among the general population.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
The Real Thing.

Say, mister, If you throw three
cents up in the air l kin ketch 'em
all before they come down every
time"
"Humph! That is nothing but a
catch-penny scheme"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
Remarkable Fish.

RemarkabIe FISH.
81 thought you said there were fish
around here" said the disappointed
sportsman.
There are" replied Farmer Corn
tossel. But they are experienced
fish, Moreover, they're kind and con.
siderate."
II haven't had a nibble."
well, you don't think they'd bite
at that brand-new fancy tackle, dc
you? They'd stand off and admire It,
but they'd never take a chance on
gettin' it mussed up"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-08-25
tuberculosis Among the Insane.

ubeTCUToSTS HHUHy tIc 'HSdHc'
Autopsies made in New York state
hospitals for the insane and elsewhere
show that tuberculosis is an active dis
ease in about twenty per cent. of the
cases, as compared with about half
that percentage in the normal populae
ton.