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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27

RELIABLE
BUSINESS
PEOPLE
WHO WANT
YOUR TRADE
Dentists
DIR. LEE MCINTOSH, Painless Dentist.
! Room COS. American Natl Bank Bldg.
Specialist
DIR. CARL SMITH tsfEN oNLY
I07 San Antonio ST. Auto 21s1.
Furniture Packing.
| Repairing. packing, upholstering-
Fred NJ. Bagge. Phone 327S.
! URE-Packing repairing, up
holstering, mattresses renovated and
rebuilt, furniture manufactured Call
[ at the factory, 410-412 Myrtle Ave
Phones Bell 252-1025; Auto. 1925. The
K. L. Daniel Furniture and Mattress
| Factory
Too Late to Classify.
-s~--~--~---~-~-~~~~~~-~
FOR SALE-Orfole gocart Call 1905
n. Kansas.
LosT-Between Eastern Grill and Air
dome, gold trimmed glasses in case. Re
turn to room 4, Hotel Alberta. Re.
ward
FOR SAILS room brick house. cor
ner of Third and Hill SITS. in school
block; cheap. Write c. O. s., Herald
FOR sALE-Gentle 5yearold horse, s35.
5O4 Gold st.
WANTED TO MORROW s1OOO-Secur-
ity city real estate. Address Emer-
FOR sALE-A gentleman's English
bargain. 622 N. FL Paso. Phone 1879.
TWO FURNISHED ROOMS with sleep
ing porch for gentlemen. private board.
1918 n. Stanton. Phone 27S9.
WANTED-Experie lady marker
and sorter at once; must be quick and
accurate; wages good. Address Ros-
well Steam Laundry. Roswell. N. NJ
WAR POST CARD SOUvENIRS-Best
postcard pictures of the recent Mex
lean trouble. sc each in assorted lots
of 10, 20 and so. Special price to
Address VIM. Havourd, PIPE Broad
way, FL Paso, Texas
FOR RENT room cottage at 171S
Rio Grande, SIS per month rooms
at 513 Corto, s35 per month Maple &
Co., Sheldon Lobby.
EOR SALE CHEAP-2O fine vigorous
young hens. Phone 1858.
WANTED-Road salesman. Arizona
and New Mexico. Lace and embroid-
cries. New York importers. Samples
40 lbs; large commissions Address
Rex, Herald.
SHIPPING or billing clerk wants posi-
ton; references. E. S. Herald.
wANTED-Position as collector, ca
pable hustler; speaks Spanish; Al ref
erence. r ?, care Herald.
.a.s< WHEN ALL OTHERS FAIL
Geo. ID. Kendall
Makes Glasses Right 20S Mesa Ave.
A REMEDY CURES DISEASE, but you
need Conkey's Nox-i-cide-the wonder
full disinfectant-for spraying about
the place to kill the scattered germs
and prevent disease. For POultrymen,
Stockmen and Housekeepers- For sale
by Ell Paso Seed House, SO San An
tonic ST. Phone 1858.
FOR SALE-Rubber tired surrey in
good condition; cheap at $40. Bell
phone 1874.
FOR RENT room house on Putnam
ST, after 5th of June; close to car line;
also walking distance. Auto. phone
2120.
THREE unfinished housekeeping
rooms for rent: no sick or children
Call 1906 n. Kansas.
WANTED-Strong man to carry sign
on streets soc per hour. Apply Sny
der Jewelry Co.
FOR SALE CHEAP-Galvanized iron
tank of 300 gallon capacity. Address
p. o. box 514.s FL Paso, Texas
FOR RENT during summer months, my
room residence. 1907 Montana. to
right party at very low rental. W. NJ.
Peticolas.
SITUATION WANTED by a man
speaking Spanish: well known in city:
commercially, as salesman or collector:
can make bond: references frstclass.
Address G., care Herald
FOR RENT CHEAP to healthy couple.
two cool front unfinished rooms,
bath. etc. 500 Mesa Ave-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27
MODERN SEVEN ROOM HOME.
DANDY AND ONLY aRSAn

Let us show you this ideal home. You
can't help liking it Has 7 rooms. re-
ception hall, basement and heating
plant, and it's a south front, reason
ably close in. Don't overlook this
Mayfield Realty Co
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.


Sealed bids will be received at the
office of the secretary r. H. Hanna, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, up to the Goth day of
June at IL o'clock noon. 1911, for the
construction of the Scottish Rite cathe-
dral, in accordance with the plans and
specifications. Each bid must ac-
companied by certified check for 2
percent of the bid submitted. payable
to r. H. Hanna, secretary of Santa Fe
lodge of Perfection No. 1, incorporated.
as guarantee that the contractor will
enter into a contract 70 build said
building in accordance with such bid
The successful bidder will be re-
quired to furnish a bond in some reli-
able surety company in the amount of
90 percent OF the contract price for
the faithful performance of his con-
tract
The board of directors reserve the
right to reject any or all bids
Santa Fe Lodge of Perfection No. l.
A. A. 8. r., Incorporated.
By James A. Rolls, Vice Pres
Attest: r. H Hanna, Secy
Santa Fe. N. NJ May 26th, 1911.
JUST COMPLETED.
Two elegant east front white brick.
a room. uptodate houses in Highland
Park; fine bath room: front porch full
width of house, large screened-in rear
porch. handsome electric light fixtures
with push buttons fine mantel and
CRATE, large closets In fact these
houses are built and finished right;
lots <ox125. perfectly level and free
from stones. Price SO low that there is
no excuse for not buying. $3.50
with $3.50 down. balance in monthly
payments.
Ask Hodge Realty Co,
Phone SIS. 800 Texas st.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27
$1,000. WITH SMALL AMOUNT DOWN,
BALANCE LIKE RENE

VIII buy an elegant room east
front bungalow on the corner in Bas-
sett addition. This bungalow has
screened in porch, plate rail in the
dining room, fine bath room, electricity
gas. In fact everything to make it
very attractive home
Ask Hodge Realty Co.,
Phone 815- 3O3 Texas ST
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27

REPAIR ANY OLD ROOF. Iron or
paper roof. painted. soc: shlng.e
roof best graphite. s1.z5 100 50. II
I. z. l.. Roof Paint Co., us Texas
Phone SIS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27

A. or room cottage or a good build build
ing Site for an room house on R1o
Grande St? This house is IN excellehs
condition and with 40 feet OF GROUND
is worth $500. but we can trade II IN
a+ $4,000. You can pay the difference
monthly If desired
Anderson-FiIler Realty co.
7-2 Buckler Bldg. Bell 49,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27

L WANT
To sell a room house, stone foun-
dation, on full lots. for $3.50.
vi. r. Collier,
AT Mesa Ave. Phone 615.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-05-27

A GOOD HOME CHEAP.
Six room modern brick, large hall
and finished attic: close in on N Camp
bell ST. Price only $4,000; good terms.
ID. G. Heineman, 200 Mills st.
FOR SALE-Rooming house corner
Overland and Oregon ST.. opposite
Zeiger's hotel. IL rooms with IS beds.
$3.50, on instalment, to right party only.
Cheap rent
Weiss, 215 S. stanton.
FOR RENT.
Beautiful 8 room house at 1919
Boulevard. VIII rent very reasonable
to desirable party.
Austin & Mari. Phone 352.
NEW MAXWELL AUTOMOBILES.
Having secured the agency for the
Maxwell, we now have on hand new
Is H. P. runabouts. Price $685., deliv-
cred, including top and lamps. You
had better hurry If you want one Of
these cars See F. B. Alexander or
Lee Orndorf
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
Sore Feet? Never Again After
Using TIN


Goodbye sore feet, aching feet,
swollen feet, sweaty feet, smelling
feet, tired feet.
Goodbye corns, callouses and bun
ions and raw spots.
You've never tried anything like
TIZ before for your feet. 1t is diff
ferent from anything ever before
sold.
1t acts at once and makes the feet
feel remarkably fresh and sore-proof.
TIZ is not a powder. Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores.
TIZ draws out all poisonous exuda-
tions which bring on soreness of the
feet. and is the only true remedy
that does. TIZ cleans out every pore
and glorifies the feet-your feet.
You will never limp again or draw
UP your face in pain, and you'll for
get about your corns, bunions and
callouses. You'll feel like a new per
son.
If you don't find all this true after
trying a box of TIZ you can get your
money right back.
TIZ is for sale at all druggists a
25 cents per box or it will be sent yor
direct if you wish from Walter Luth'
er Dodge & Co.. Chicago, Ill.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

WANTED-Lace curtains to laundry
Work done with especial care
Phone Red 1921.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

SDtycU IfVIICTs SUI IHSIcT'
An extra fancy lot of speyed heif-
ers from Tygh valley sold at s5.25 on
the local market today but the gem
eral situation in the cattle trade was
firm at unchanged values.
About Is loads of Christmas stuff
is due in the yards late today and
naturally this will bring sharp ad-
vance or premium above the regular
market. Shipments will be from
Durkee, Baker, Echo, Moro and one
load of steers from Dillon, Montana.
At Chicago there was a steady tone
ir the cattle trade with no change in
prices.
North portland general cattle
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

former stood for the increase of the
electric plant by a bond issue of s10,-
600. and the latter, which won out,
be ieved the city ought to reduce its
indebtedness The proposition to bond
the city for $4,000 to extend the bar
rel flume was defeated.
The result of the election follows:
Mayor, II. A. Williams, peoples
115; f. Young. citizens, 90; coun-
cilmen. W. A. Gent. peoples, 146 Mel
son Manela, peoples, 1928; G. w.
Johnson, citizens. 1928; recorder, Roy
Ramuels, Jr.; treasurer. T. Frazier
both endorsed by both tickets.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
WANTED.

SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAZINES. IF
you want to subscribe TO magazines
or newspapers in the United States
or Europe, remit by postal note,
check, or send to the EAST ORE
CONAN the net publishers price
of the publication you desire, and
we will have it sent you. 1t will
save you both trouble and risk. If
you are a subscriber to the EAST
OREGONIAN. in remitting you can
deduct ten per cent from the pub
lisher's price. Address, EAST
OREGONIAN PUB. CO. Pendleton.
Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
(From Wednesdays Journal.)

There was firmer tone in the NUT
ton trade at North Portland today
Receipts were quite fair but demand
for quality was excellent. One lot of
lambs sold at $5.25, but as they were
weighed off cars this means really
S5.10 on the fill. which was 10c
above the previous quotation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

When your feet are wet and cold,
and your body chilled through and
through from exposure. take a big
dose Of Chamber Cough Rem
edy. bathe your feet in hot water be-
fore going to bed and you are almost
certain to ward off a severe cold. For
sale by all dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
Terrible Suffering
eczema All over saby's Body.

cCECtnd All SNe' CopJ sSJ
"When my baby was four months
old his face broke out with eczema,
and at sixteen months of age, his face.
hands and arms were in a dreadtui
state. The eczema spread all over MS
body. We had to put mask or cloth
over his face and tie up his hands.
Finally we gave him Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla and In few months he was en-
tirely cured. Today he is healthy
boy" Mrs. Inez Lewis, Barring, Maine
Hoods Sarsaparilla cures blood dis
eases and builds up the system.
Get 1t today in usual LIQUID form or
chocolated tablets called SarSatabS'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
WILLIAMS IS NEW
MAYOR OF MILTON

Milton, Ore, Dec. 14.-Great ex-
citement centered in the city cleo
ton. Two tickets were in the field,
one nominated at the city caucus. en-
titled the citizens ticket, the other an
independent list called the peoples
ticket and nominated by petition. The
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

TO AID US SUPPLY
the brisk demand for our goods5
some vacant territory yet in every
state west of the Mississippi; cash
weekly. Capital City Nursery Co,
Salem, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS
wedding announcements, embosssc
private and business stationery. et&
Very latest styles. Call at East Orc
gonian office and see samples.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14

LEGAL BLANKS of every descrtp-
tion for country court, circuit eourG
justice court, real estate, ETC., fos
Sale at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
Grain and Hay.


Wheat-Producers price nominal,
track delivery. club, 79c; bluestem,
S1aS2c; fortyfold, soc; Willamette
valley. 79c; red Russian. &c; Turkey
red soc.
Barley-Producers' prices-19ll-
Feed. $S1d31.5O; rolled, $32; brew
ing. s37.
Oats-Producers' price-Track No.
/. spot delivery, white, $SO.5O; gray
$50.
Misunderstanding price - Bran
S24.5O; middlings, s31; shorts, $25.5O;
chop, $19d25.
Hay-Producers price-1911 crop
Valley timothy, fancy. s15d l6; or
dinary. s13@14 eastern Oregon
S16.5O@17: Idaho. s17; mixed, s12 a
Is; clover, s10d11; wheat, sl1;
wheat, $11: cheat, $11; alfalfa, $12@
13: oats. $1l.
Chicago Wheat Advanced.
Chicago, Dec. 14.--There was
further advance of is to 1-Sc BUSH
el in the price of wheat at the clos
| ing Yesterday after an opening un-
| changed at lac higher than Tues
day
While foreign markets as rule
were little changed in price, the situ-
alton at Buenos Ayres is attracting at
tention. Both January and February
wheat there shows a sharp rise for the
day. The strength is said to be due
to the heavy covering of shorts or
account of the sharp advance II
Rosario futures.
Range of Chicago prices furnishe,
by Overlook & Cook Co.
WHEAT.
II Dec.-Open, 93 SIS; high, "a; low
SO Ia; close, 93 12.
May-Open, 81 SIS; high, 9S IA
low, 81 3-S: close, % "a.
July-Open. "a; high, "a IL; low
9S rs; close, "a S-S.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-14
n Want Ads. I |
WANTED-COntinued.

HAIR WORK-MADAM KENNEDY
is at the Bowman Hotel for two
days. Anyone wishing hair work..
please call and see her. Room AZ.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11
Chicago Title Seekers

Frank G.. Hancock in Human Life
for February says: $50 it is again
demonstrated TO every sensible Ameri-
can that in every case where an Amer
lean girl yields herself ana self-respect
10 titled jumping jack, papas mil
lions and daughters vacuity bring
about the brilliant marriage. Short
~ thereafter papa's millions, private
detectives, yellow journals and other
things make daughters vacuity a
laughing stock as far as news wires
extend
miss Kigallen and Ma Kilgallen
went trekking to Europe IN quest OF "A
very noble nobleman. They were not
necessarily particular as to his speci-
iications, 90 long as his title WASH I too
threadbare ana perforated thoy just
had TO have nobleman with title,
and as long as he wore pants and
weighed over eightytwo mounds il did
n b matter much what he looked like,
what his habits were, or had been, or
might be. What Ma Kilgallen aud
Miss Kilgallen wanted was titled
spouse for Miss Kilgallen to take back
TO the Chicago chateau that Kilgallen,
pere. had builded with money made in
steel
Game along one. Count Jacques AL
b3rt Alexander Won Mourik do Baeu-
fort, and his bull perp, titled too, OF
course. and when he was offered sal
airy of $500 month as spouse, why.
the noble Count, being in bad with
such as were innocent enough to extend
him credit around his native heath,
decided 70 accept the Job.
when plain. hard headed Mike Xii.
gallen sized mp the noble anaemic be IL
said to have vented the current classic
interjection- stungS But Mike figured
that the situation would right itself,
80 he paid the noble spouse his salary
and awaited developments. In the
couyse Of a very short time the very
noble nobleman landed on Qreer Street
with father in-lsw Mike and everyone
else with whom he came in contact. +"
4. HUMAN LIFE PUBLISHING co.
Boston
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11

one and one.h half cnb ,cllow corn.
meal; = Il cup eafiye-aOheaf -four; 7 tea.
spoon salt. rs cup szOeet miik: u eHJN
moiasses, 5 ksSei keaspoontnks : Ba-
King P01Du.y.
Silt together. three times, m { Z. -four.
salt and baking powder. Mi,xf GLASSES
and sweet milk and stir into dry in
gradients to make a smooth ba.i r. Turn
into two empty X G Bakit Powder
boxes, thoroughly buttered, and let
steam three hours. This bread Is par
ticularly good to serve with salads or
raw oysters; also at breakfast, as toast
Of all kinds.
Raisins or currants may be added,
though some prefer IL without.
Readers Of this paper may obtain The
Cook s Book containing this and SO
other delicious recipes free by sending
the colored certificate packed In every
rs cent can of X c Baking Powder to
the lAQuEs MIRO Co., Chicago. Send
for The Cooks Book today. "a
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11

Governor Osborn has come out fiat
footed against the proposed tonnage
TAX measure and il is certain that,
should the.bill pass both houses, con
tingenoy that is not liable 10 occur,
Governor Obsorn will veto IT, This Is
the attitude that Mr.. Osborn's friends
have felt confident he would take all Of
the time In taking this position Gov
ernor Osborn does not do 30 because he
is an upper peninsula man but became
he wishes the resources of the state de-
veloped He feel, and does not hesitate
to say. that the mines ought to pay
more taxes IN some cases but he does
not favor imposing a burden upon them
just because they are mines. Equal
taxation TO all is his motto and.on that
platform he mnst win out for il is
just.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11

To the Sheriff
You are hereby notified that at the
General Election To be held in this
State on Monday. the third day OF
April. 1911, the following officers are
to be voted for in your county:
Two Justices of the Supreme Court.
two Regents OF the University of Mich
igan, superintendent OF Public In
struction. Member OF the State Board
of Education. Two Members of the
State Board of Agriculture. and one
Circuit Judge OF the 25th Judicial Cir
cult
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have
hereto affixed my signature and the
Great Seal OF the state. at Lansing,
this both day Of January. nineteen
hundred eleven
Frederick g. Martindale,
Secretary of State.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11
tSNSNtNNSSNNSN
PUBLIC OPINION :


Tile Diamond Drill invites its read
ere 10 contribute their views on topics
. OF general interest. The Diamond Drill
reserves the right 10 condense letters
or to return them TO the writer No
attention will be paid to anonymous
communications or 70 personal attacSs J
Mr. Editor
In response TO your invitation 70 sub
NIT opinions through yoar Personal
Opinion column / ala tempted to say
something about our city affairs not
the present but the future II | step
on someone's toes perhaps it will be
productive of some good
notice that, while you are devoting
great deal Of space 10 the good
roads you haven't said anything
ABOUT good city The annual
election Is about upon MIS- Ism 10 "a
good time for as To- think about what
we ought 10 have ina the line of ava up-
to.date city government
For instance we have spent $40, 600
in paving main street What for
For cows to roam over for merchants
Go unpack their goods on for livery
mon to store rigs in os damp for old
papers and other litter. IL Crystal
Falls ever expects % DO a city in fact
as we'll as name, her people must gft
the city habit.
10 seems 90 me that now is tho time
to make start III wc want 10 be a
hackwuods village Sc ism necessary To
spend large sums OF money on paved
streets or cement sidewaks
/ saloon Keepers can wash theIr ice
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11
The Juvenile Bostonians.

The Juvenile BostonIans.
Those who appreciate clean musical
comedy will have their opportunity on
Monday evening. Feb. eth, when the
Juvenile Bostonians will appear at the
Bregger Opera House. in the tuneful
musical comedy 1.-The Ransom a
piece which is filled with tinkling
songs and bubpling comedy, and is a
distinct novelty, in that it is presented
by company entirely Of girls, ranging
from ten 10 sixteen years Of age, who
handle their role in way that is a
revelation to anyone who witnesses the
performance for the first time. Miss
Patsie Henry, the Coincidence of the
com pany. has been drafted from the
rank Of vaudeville where she has oeen
scoring tremendously in the larger
cities OF the East tor the past two sea
SONS 1t WAS only the fact that Miss
Henry received her early education
with this organization and wished "A
rest from the more strenuous labors of
vaudeville, that the Bostonians were
able to secure ner for limited engage
ment this season,
In speaking of this clever artistic.
The Cleveland "Plain Dealer" says
Little Rose Henry's smile is worth
the price of ADMISSION -
Another member who is attracting
favorable attention is Miss Thorn Hell
len. who recently returned from Ger
many where sne has spent the last two
years completing her musical educa-
ton. Miss HELEN has pure soprano
voice, and renders her songs in way
which gives ample proof that she mas
received her training under a master.
Little Doris Garfield, who does the
part OF an English johnny, is admitted
by all to be about the cleverest Juven.
lie comedienne on the American stage
today. This little mite is possessed
with that inexplicable something
which goes 10 make born comedian
and without being in amy way..preco-
ciousl contrives TO keep the audience
in scream OF laughter whenever she
is behind the lights
The chief musical attraction OF the
season will be the appearance OF the
reorganized Juvenile Bostonians. u
company OF twenty OF the cleverest
tots before the public in new and
elaborate production OF The Ransom
which has been a recognized metro
politan success In every city OF note on
the continent.
This season the Riddles are trained
to the minute and give performance
which would do credit 30 che best OF
the veteran grown-upa
Among the feature players we find
such artists as Rose Patsiel Henry.
Tnom HELEN, Lois Mason. Doris Can
field and hot OF others who have been
in training since babyhood and can
render the most difficult musical and
dance number with the greatest ease.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11

Tbe ne must I@ dIstrietd lat9
lhutreu caaEr vaa diatre's tl
year III tbe bl g.t 5aaeua4c.l Sd eou
gresss pasea
That means uew dislicr toIueuao
o portion at the upper peninsula It3s
settled that the eastern end ranpris.
ing the counties OF Chippewa Macki
nav, schoolcraft and Iuce viii be sat
in with other counties taken FROM the
northern end OF the lower peninsula 20
make up the new district. Our friends
over east go further. They want Delta
Menominee and Alger also. 1t is not
probable that the old district inhabi-
tants will sit idly by and sec this
reckless invasion without a protest A
line drawn north and sonth at the
eastern Delta boundary would better
please most Of the western peninsula
people.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-02-11
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY H. 1911.

Among the manuscripts left by
MARX Twain Is one in which the
noted author calls Colonel Roosevelt n
'charlatan The manuscript Is dat
ed March q. 1908 and it's publication
has attracted a great deaf Of attention.
A portion of it is a. follows
Astronomers assure us the attrac-
tion of grayntatiOn on the surface OF the
sun ia % times as powerful rs ~ the
force al the earth's surface and that
the object which weighs 2l1 pounds
elsewhere would weigh o, 900 pounds
there For seven years this country
has lain smOtneriug under a burden
like that. tho incubus representa-, M
the person Of President RoOaev the
difference between 2l3 p0un nLd
5000 Thanks be, we got rid ot this
disasteroua burden day before yester-
day. at last For everl Probably not.
Probably only for q brief breathing
spell wherein nnder Mr TAFT we
may hope 90 gat back some ot our
health -four years We may expect 20
have Mr.. Roosevelt sitting on as again
with his - times the weight of any
other presidential burden that q hostile
providence would impose upon us Tor
our sins
"Our people have adorad this SNOWY
oharlatan as perhaps no impOster of his
breed has been adored since the golden
calf SO il is 90 be expected that the
nation will want him back again after
he Is done hunting other wild animals
heroically i'm Africa with the safe
guards and advertising equipment on a
mark nf artillery and "a brass band