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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
SUGGEST IT.

Next time you're out with friends,
and you're all wondering what you
can drink to Quench the thirst-some-
thing that you'll all suggest
COCA-COLA.
Everyone viii thank you for an In
PRODUCTION to the most delicious, re-
freshing and thirst-Quenching beverage
that anyone could drink. It is cool
ing-reHeEes fatigue and just hits the
dry spot At soda-fountains or carbon
ated in bottles-5c everywhere.
As to its wholesomeness-Eri to
the COCA-COLA CO., Atlanta, Ga, for
a copy Of their booklet, The Truth
About A-COLA'-compiled by au-
thorities.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
Politician and Preacher.

A politician in western state. long
suspected Of crookedness and noted
for his shifty ways, was finally in
dicted and tried. The jury was out a
long time, but eventually acquitted
him. After the verdict was in and
the politician was leaving the court
room, q minister who had been In
part responsible for the indictment
and trial approached the politician
and said: We'll, my friend, you have
escaped; but you had a close shave.
1 trust this will be a warning to you
to lead a better life and deal more
fairly with your fellow men"
THAT may be-" the politician re-
piled. THAT may be; but 1 amt
pledged to any one" Saturday Even
ing Post.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

whole business of pure-bred stock is
given a setback in that community.
1t would be utterly impracticable
to attempt to place pure-bred stock
upon every farm at once. It is too
expensive and there is not enough
pure-bred stock in the country to go
around. For market purposes, the
high grades are as useful as pedigreed
animals, and, while it should be the
ambition of every live stock farmer
to eventually become the owner OF
nothing but pure-bred animals, he
would be foolish not to take advan-
tage of the cheap and efficient system
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

The family with young children that Is
without sickness In the house now and
then IL rare. and so II Is important that
the head OF the house should know what
to do IN the little emergencies that arise-
A child with q serious ailment needs .
doctor, IL is true, but IN the majority Of
instances, any doctor knows, the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation
There IS no sense In giving II q Pill or
q remedy containing optate, nor Il
flushing OF the bowels to be always rec
commended Rather give Il q small dose
Of q EiId, gentle laxative tonic Ike DR..
CeIdTeTs Syrup Pepsin, which, by clean
ing out the bowels and Strengthening the
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

The Early Ohio is the best potato
for Kansas. The reasons given by ex-
perts at the agricultural college for
placing this variety at the head OF
the list, are that it natures early and
seems suitable to Kansas soil. These
men have made experiments and
know. Next in rank to the Early
Ohio is the Irish Cobbler group. This
variety is desirable because it is a
smooth, mealy potato, has few eyes,
and natures early.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
Intensive Farming.

Intensive farming is not a bugbea +.
It is not something big that We should
strive after without very defnite
ideas of attainment It is simply
cc2mon sense applied to our every
day work Use the best seed, the best
methods Of preparation and cultiva-
ton OF the ground, breed and feed
good live stock, and turn every ounce
OF manure back 70 the land.-Henry
McAfee.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
Mad. Father RestIr Himself.

When Dorothy Medium was lit
tie younger-she is but ten now-her
father asked her on her return from
Sunday school what the lesson of the
day had been.
''Dandrufr in the lions den," was
her answer.
Ever since Rev. Andrew B. Mel
drum, D. D., has personally applied
himself to the religious instruction Of
his little daughter.-Exchange
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
ThatTired Feeling

that is caused by impure, impoverished
blood or low, rundown condition of the
system, is burdensome and discouraging.
Do not put up with it, but take Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which removes it as nothing
else does.
81 had that tired feeling, had no ap-
petite and no ambition to do anything. A
friend advised me to take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. l did so, and soon that tired
feeling was gone, / had a good appetite
and felt we'll 1 believe Hoods saved me
from a long illness" Mrs. B. johnson,
Westfeld \. J.
Get Hoods SarsaparilIa today. In liquid
form in tablets called SaFSatab9.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
Y0UNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

little stomach muscles. viii Immediately
correct the trouble.
This is not alone our opinion but THAI
OF Mrs. N H Mead OF FreepOrt, KanE-,
whose granddaughter has been taking g
successfully and OF Mrs. J. R Whiting
Of Lena. Wis, who gives II 10 her chil6rea
and takes IT herself. II Is sold in nfty
cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but Il you want to test 50 IN
your family before you buy Il send your
address to Dr. Caldwell and he win fer
ward q supply free OF charge
For the free sample address Dr. ". u
Caldwell. 81 Caldwell building. Ao1k5s
caIlo, III.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

almost helpless. i
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, so my
sister advised me to
try Lydia z. Pink
hams Y q ge ia BILE
mpound, and
when I had taken
only two bottles I
could see q big
change, SO / took
six bottles and I am
now strong and we'll
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

I continued until could rest well AZ
night and the kidney secretio1s b
came normal I do not believe would
be alive today were It not for Deans
Kidney Pills.
Remember the name-Doan's
For sale by all dealers. so cents .
box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. J.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
THE TRUTH ABOUT BLuiNo.
Talk Ne. q.

Liquid bIuing Is mainly water
Given a half or a cents worth Of
bluing and q large bottle flied with
water and you have the fran excuse
that's called bluing.
Always use RED CROSS BALL
BLUE. The best blue anywhere at
any price. It does make the laundress
smile for a week Large package 5
cents. AT ALL GOOD GROCERa
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
chinese EducationaI PuzzIe,

It is generally recognized that China
has set to work at the wrong end Of
her education problem. -. China
has begun at the top, has tried to
establish universities without prepar-
ing students for them. and all the low
er rungs Of the ladder are so badly
constructed that 1t is almost impos-
sfble for the student to mount by
them.-Nationa1 Review, Shanghai
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
By the Harem Code.

"Do you think I am really your az
fnity?" Solomon's nine hundred and
eighty-ffth wife asked, coquettishly.
my dear" the Wisest Guy said,
you are one in thousand"
He got away with it, too.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

central markets owe what excellence
they possess to the pure-bred sires
used in the breeding herds The
great ranches of the West have been
far more progressive in the introduc-
ton of high class sires for this pur-
pose than the small farmers of the
corn belt. 1t is familiar fact to the
buyer of feeding cattle that the steers
shipped in from these large ranches
are far more uniform and of much
higher quality than the steers picked
up among the smaller farmers.
The greatest need at the present
time for the improvement OF our farm
stock in Kansas is the more general
use of pure-bred sires by the pro-
ducers of market stock. The pure
bred breeders could, perhaps, do
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
He Got 1t

Wont you give me an order?''
pleaded the too-persistent travelling
salesman
Certainly Get Quit"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
-. ola AaHD 5U11LI [sr.}l = IL - "A ~
CHILL TONIC. Tou know EAeS you are taxing.
The formula Is plainly printed on gTeTy bot1lo.
showing Il Is simply Q7ini1e and lion in = taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the nzlarin
and the iron builds up the system. Sold hy Al
dealers for - yesT1- Price 50 ce1tE-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

were badly blosted.
and feet so swollen I
could not wear ny
shoes. I tried many
remedies but became
discouraged as nothing
helped me. Then ]
began taking DOaniB
Kidney Pills and soon
noticed improvement
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

If no God. whence duty7 There re-
mains no other source than blind, bru-
tai, tyrannous force. Duty never L.
sues from thst-Mazzinf-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
Explained.

Indignant Diner-LOok here, waiter,
roast turkey.
Calm Waiter-Yes sir; it is part of
the dressing-Harper's Bazaar.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Lewis Single Binder, extra quality to
bacco, costs more than ether Be cigars.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
"when a Wife Is Cruel"

when a Wife Is Cruel"
The husband rushed into the room
where his wife was sitting
my dear" said he, excitedly.
"Guess what Intelligence has just
reached me-
The wife gave jump at this point,
rushed to her husband, and. kissing
him fervent1y, interrupted with:
well, thank heaven, Harry"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

tains no grain. It is advisable to Sc
lect a well-drained pIot-Kansas In
dustrialist
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Mrs WfnsIow's Soothing Syrup for Children
testhingr softens the gums. reduces inAamma-
ton. ausys pain wind colo, E5c bottle
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
With One Exception

Harduppe- Every man should mar
~. Everything 1 have in the world
I owe to my wife.
Wigwag-Don't forget that ten spot
you owe me.-Philadelphia Record
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

If constipation is present, the liver
sluggish, take Garfield Tea; it is mild In
action and never loses its potency.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
A. An Houz

Professor, what DO you consider
the most wonderful thing in the
World?"
The brain Of a centipede; it is in
hnitesimally small, yet it has perfect
control over the creatures entire sys-
TEN Of legs and feet"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

The herb laxative, Garfield Tea, prompt
" overcoInes constipation, biliousness,
sick-headache and insures better health.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
ASK FOR ALLEYS Foor-EAsE

A9EA OHs AAAA@z-1N . = OO1-EAE6
the Antsepdc powder 70 shake into your shoes Re-
HeTes Cons, Buntons, IngroWfnR Nails Swollen and
Sweating feet. Bhsters and CallOus spots Sold
everywhere &c Don GcoePf slLbgtttltG sam
pie FREE Address Allen s Ol1nstsd, LIE Roy, E.X.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
YEARS or INTENSE 60. -.,..,1
How i Bad Case Of kidney TrsusIe
Mas Finally Routed.

Mrs. John Light, Cresco, Iowa. szyEs
For years / was an intense suffers
from kidney disorders The kidney -
cretions passed irregularly, my limbs
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
Their lime.

Foolish Fred-Do you like Holsters?
Pert Polly-Yes, both human and
crustacean, in their salad days.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
Wanted an omcer.

The sheriff was snoozing away in
his seat in the coach. when he heard
some one call out: rs there an officer
in the coach from New Castle ?'
Yes replied the sheriff very en-
phaticaIly.
Loan me your corkscrew, please,
sir" calmly continued the drummer
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

The right kind Of a decision today
will put powder in your gun for to-
morrow.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Don't let your money burn q hole
in some other fellows pocket
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.

Erie, Pa. -"I suffered for five years
from female troubles and at last was
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Many a girl has too many string
to her beau.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

F1attery Is simply the nice thinu
We say about other people.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

LewS Single Binds-, straight se-mzu
@okers prefer than - Ice aEs-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Kidder-Oh! yes, Miss Coyne
spends thousands and thousands of
dollars every year for her gowns
alone.
Lord de Broke-I say, old chap, who
is her dressmaker?
Kidder-Do7Sou want to propose to
her dressmaker, too?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Garfield lea cures constipation, keeps
the blood pure and tones up the system.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

Many a fellow who falls into a for
tune goes right through it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

of grading up by the use of pure-bred
sires and thus securing at a nominal
cost practically all the excellence of
the improved breed so far as market
purposes are concerned. While it is
true that we have need OF many more
first-clasS breeders of pure-bred
stock, the average farmer would be
far more sure of reaping financial
success by sticking to the system of
up-grading. The results of the up
grading system are so surely and
so cheaply accomplished that even
the man who expects to eventu-
ally become a breeder of pedi-
greed stock had far better make
his beginning by this method and
gradually work up to the pure bred
business.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

People who say just what they think
are more numerous than popular.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

go :. :4:. 81 81 TLsmpssz's Ere Eatsl
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-05-27

UnmprOved by PureRred
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-29
VOTES POURING IN
Free Ride Contest Of The Star
Proves Popular.
MANY WOULD TAKE TRIPS
Aeroplane Flights at Benning Meet
on May 5, 6 and z.
WILL TRY BOMB THROWING
Military Experiments to Be Fea-
ture, Including Map Making
and sharpshooting.
WILL TRY BOMB THROWING

Votes in the contest for The Stars free
aeroplane rides At the Benning track
aviation meet continue to pile in. Ar
rangements are being rapidly concluded
for the big assemblage Of aeroplane ex-
perts. The meet at the track by the
members Of the Curtiss team Is scheduled
for May 5, and :. Three Of the best
aviators Of the Curtiss team. and this
means the best men flying in America.
have been chosen for the flights. The
aeroplanists will give exhibitions Of high
flying. aerial races. chasing free balloons
In the air and similar aerial performances.
One Of the chief local features Of the
event IL the arrangement made by The
Star to give three Of its readers aeroplane
rides. There has been q great pressure
Of applications for q chance to ride in an
aeroplane whenever there has been a ma
chine available In Washington. While
the Wfights were at Fort Myer there was
ono man who came to Washington from
the west and stayed here two weeks Of
fertng $500 to be taken up for q fight.
He did not get 1t, as the machine was
destined to be turned over to the gov
eminent. Since then Claude Grahame-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-29
WITHOUT FOOD VALUE.
Saccharin Barred From Food Prod
nets hy Referee Board.

Saccharin has been barred from food
under the pure food law.
This is the decision of the referee board
of the Department of Agriculture, the
court of last resort in gastronomic mat
tiers in the Tilted States. Saccharin Is
a coal tar derivative and is 300 times as
sweet as sugar. The referee board made
a long series of experiments with a poi
son squad Of it's own and concluded that
saccharin was deleterious and that it had
absolutely no food value.
Manufacturers have been using saccha-
rim as a substitute for sugar because it
was cheaper a very little Of it going a
long way. 1t has been used In jams, pre-
serves, pickles and candies-in fact, in
any sort of food product where sweeten-
ing was needed. DR.. Wiley Of the Depart
ment of Agriculture held that it was in
furious and his decision was referred to
the referee board.
This is the second decision the board
has made The first on benzoate of soda
was adverse to the department. 1t IS
rather interesting that the chairman OF
the referee board, DR.. Ira Remsen OF
Johns Hopkins. is one of the joint dis
coverers of saccharin.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-29
PREFERS JOHN TO ADAM.
But Barbara Kiviedioytie Has Trou'
BILE in Reaching Conclusion.

HUDSON, Mass, April 29-Barbara
kiviedioytie has obtained from ToGn
Clerk Fred Welsh three marriage licenses
In as many days, the last yesterday morn.
ing. 1t now looks as If she would marry
John Topororiskos, her first love, but
there is no telling.
Barbara appeared at the town hall Wed,
nesday with John and a license Was is.
sued
Fifteen minutes later she returned.
This time Adam GresEa was in her wake,
and Barbara told the clerk she had de.
cided to marry Adam instead. So she re.
turned Johns license and got out new
one.
Barbara came back with John. She
gave up her second license and took out
a third in which her intention of marry.
ing John was set forth.
John said: Il think now that I'm pretty
sure of marrying Barbara, unless some
thing else turns up. | have known hey
for five years and have been with her Q
grea: deal.
adam tried to cut me out and I guess
he's pretty mad now, but Barbara was mJ
girl first. I am going to invite Adam 10
the wedding
Said Barbara: II am going to marry
John. I think I like him better than Adam
] like Adam pretty WELL too, and so when
he told me ] had made mistake the
other day and ought to marry him
thought he must be right, and I return.
ed Johns license. Today, though, have
decided to marry John"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-29
SALE OF P0IS0NS.
Commissioners Prepare Bill Giving
Right to Dental Supply Houses.

Dental supply houses will be allowed to
sell the poisonous drugs in use in the
dental profession, il a bill prepared to-
day by the Commissioners is enacted
Copies of the BILL together with letter
of explanation, were sent to The District
committees in the House and Senate.
The board Of pharmacy and the dental
societies OF the District. have had differ
ences of opinion recently on the phase Of
the law regulating the sale OF poisons
which was construed by the druggists as
not allowing dental supply houses to sell
poisons unless q registered pharmacist
handled It, The dental supply men re-
piled that this would be compliance
with a mere technicality. and would
work hardship and Inconvenience.
After hearing both sides Of the case. the
Commissioners have drafted bill which
exempts dental supply houses from the
restrictions - construed by the drug
Gists.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-29
FIGHT ON RECIPROCITY
SPO|LS LAUR|ER's TRIP
Canadian Prime Minister Nav
Not Be Able to Attend
Coronation.

OTTAWA. Ontario, April 29.--The deter
minstion of the Canadian government to
ratify reciprocity was emphasized in par
lament yesterday by the prime minister,
Sir Wilfrid Lauriar, who declared that
he would not go to England to represent:
Canada a. the imperial conference Of
colonial prime ministers, nor the corona
ton OF King George in June, but would
remain here to press the agreement. if
the opposition persisted in obstructins
its ratification.
The matter was brought before Iarlia-
ment by Opposition Leader Borden, who
asked Sir Wilfrid what his intentions
were in regard to the approaching events
in London.
First Duty to Canada.
Il deem /: my duty to attend" replied
Sir Wilfrid. land engaged my passage
six weeks ago, but ] have come to the
conclusion that should my presence be
required in Canada, and there is every
indication that it may be- it will be my
duty to forego the privilege OF attending
the conference. My first duty is IL
Canada"
MI. Borden suggested that parliament
could rise for two months to enable Sir
the cons.de, alton OF the reciprocity agree
ment could be resumed upon his return.
He added:
so far as reciprocity is concerned. our
attitude Is one of uncompromisng opposi-
ton. We believe II carried into effect 1t
would be disastrous not only to Canada
but to the British empire"
Il entirely agree said Sir Wilfrid in
reply, that 1t would be unfortunate that
any of the prime ministers Of the self
governing British dominions should be
absent from so important an event as the
imperial conference. If it is not possible
for me to 60 the fault will not be mine.
Can Prolong Contest.
Under the rules Of the Canadian house
it is possible for the opposition to block
a measure almost indefinitely. 1t has
come to US that the opposition has such
intention. II such is the temper Of the
opposition. I think it will be necessary
for me to revise my determination to go
to England"
1t is generally accepted that Sir Wilfrid
will not go to England and that the fight
over reciprocity will be prolonged and
bitter.