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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
frightened to Il.

1t was quite fashionable bridge
party. and one of the players was a
small. nervous young thing, not sure
of any of her plays and fearfNly
afraid of her Partner, living proof
of the existence of that much discuss
ed creature, the bridge fiend"
II returns your lead them" said the
other player frigidly. "nnd am sure
we would not have lost If you had dis
cnlued correctly. Would you mind tell
Ing me what you have been discarding
from-strength or weakncssY"
The nervous young thing lifted her
eyes with n flash of spirit.
"l'rom fright" she said candidly.-
Philadelphia Times.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
A Clever Ruse
Wife-Please match thi

Wife-Please match this
piece Of silk for me before you
come home.
Husband-At the counter
where the sweet little blonde
works? TIE one with the soul
ful eyes and
Wife-No. You're too tired
to shop for me when your days
work is done, dear. On second
thought, | Won't botke' yol.-
Detroit News.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Women's Possible Dress

from the Philadelphia Ineuirer.
It is the opinion Of a noted
sociologist that the women of
the future will wear sandals and
suspenders, according to an ex-
change. Unless as a means of
keeping the sandals on we are
unable to see what use full pur-
pose the suspenders will serve.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
A Persian cvnicism.

The Persians have very cynical
'provcrb on matrimony that runs: "He
that ventureth on matrimony Is like
unto one who thrusteth his hand into
a sack containing many thousands of
serpents and only one eel. Yet IL tho
prophet so will 1t he may draw forth
the eel"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

In opposing the proposition
to pay members of the British
house of commons salaries of
$4,000 a year Austen Chamber.
lain predicted that cit would
flood the house with money
grabbing politicians seeking an
easy livelihood" Inasmuch as
there is to be no mileage or
other graft in connection with
the salary, American politicians
will wonder how Mr.. Chamber
lain could suppose it would pos
sible to get an easy livelihood
on $2,OOOa year.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Tho wife,s Work.

The man who makes his wise get up
In the morning to start the fires at last
saved enough money to buy an automo-
bile. One day while going up a hill
the machine stopped
You'll have to get out and push.
Fannie" he said, "bccausc I've got to
stay here and guide it."-iippincott's.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Warnino a Serp ,nt.

Down In Bermuda Mark Twain
made speech about snakes to a
group of little girls. The speech was
great. The only trouble vas that the
little girls could not appreciate it. 1t
few over their heads. This was the
humorist's conclusions:
Never warm serpent in your bos-
ON. 1t is far easier to warm it by
placing 1t under the pillow O, an inti-
mate friend" I1arper's Weekly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Recklassness

singleton-Wiawag seems frightfulty
Respondent He sdys be doesn't care
what happens to him Henpeckke-
The first thing you know that fellow
will be going off and getting married.
Philadelphia Record.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

allow ! ,es slithers feel about
that CHI; uff ~ wiz ran off with
his car az is daughter
asked Wilkes.
"Ae's mighty grateful" said
Bl'dad. "He says the poor idiot
relieved him of his two most
expensive possession '--Har
per's Weekly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
A Long Job

1t is estim tied that there
are 1900, 100000 people on
earth, Of whom 75o,0OO,00O
wear very scanty costumes and
$50, 100000 have no clothing at
all. People who object to the
nude have a long job ahead Of
them.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
A Hint For the FIatterer.

"she rejected him. then"
eyes"
Gle used to praise her beauty in
glowing terms. should think that
would have made her fall in love with
him."
ut made her fall in love with her.
self. and she hasn't had room for a
thought about anybody else"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Hea.Inu Furniture.

To beat furniture put damp unlinty
cloths over the upholstered parts and
beat until they are black with dust,
then turn to the other side. Continue
with fresh cloths until no more dust
shows.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Cut R.+,r 4 NV

'sDo yoe, notice how the color Of this
arss* matches my ce;es:''
"ye% and also notice how the eaa
af ,, m;tkheS that sore throat yen,
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Foley's Kidney Remedy
Acted Quickly

M. N. George. Irondale, Ala. was
bothered with kidney trouble for many
years. Il was persuaded to try Fo'ey
Kidney Remedy. and before taking it
three days could feel its beneficial eff
fects. The pain left my back. my kid
ney action cleared up, and I am so
much better, do not hesitate to
recommend Foley Kidney Remedy"
m3l r. w. Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
BUNGALOW.

The word bungalow l., an Anglo
Indian version OF the Hindu bangla,
which primarily means Bdngali. or of
Bengal. and' is also applied to a
thatclred hut.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

The Senior Class has the sug-
gestive word "dig" for their
motto. Their colers are gold
and white and the white rose Is
the class flower.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Pie enly faflnrp NAN ought 10 feas
is faffrse'in eIenv'n2 to the purpose he
gees Ia he bp., ->e,<srze Eliot.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Fitting Trait.

Young Btfnns, infatuation for pref
" Miss Gladys is merely puppy pve."
q s,rnpose>th2t accounts for hiS dog.
IRse deHotson." Ralttnirre Amerlcan.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

In the intermediate oratori-
cal contest held at Sioux City
last night, ]. G. Emerson of
the Iowa Agricultural college
at Ames won the first prize
over contestants from colleges
all over the United States. He
was awarded one hundred dol
lars for his efforts.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

h,leness is the sepuleher OF living
man.-Hoftond.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

The following statement was
made last week by Miss Name
Waller, of Nashua, Ia, at the
meeting of Federated clubs in
Sioux City" The woman who
wears airgrettes or stuffed
birds on her hat is as bad as
the savages who knocked out
the brains of little children be-
fore the eyes of their mothers. y
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Saturday May 20
Mrs. w. o. Newton, of Mis-
solri, is visiting friends in this
city.
John O'Connor, Of Sioux City
will spend Sunday here with
relatives and friends.
B. ]. Heath returned to his
home in Crisp this morning
after q visit here with relatives.
C. C. Bramon lost valuable
horse yesterday afternoon.
While ploughing in the field,
the horse dropped In his tracks
and died before any assistance
could be given him.
Nj. Hoffman, Of Philad elphis,
was the guest of Father Nolar,
LIST night.
]. M. Howell, a popular Drug
vist of Greensburg, KY, says,
"Ne use Chamberlain's Cough
and know it is excellent. For
sale by all dealers. m3l
vs. asked Harlan Amen what
he knew this morning, and he
remarked, that he knew that
Fensler & Amen have the finest
stock Of clothing in Iowa, all Of
which goes to show that we all
know something but can't just
think of it, when the editor
suddenly asks US for news.
Ben F. French, of Honey
Creek, visited friends here to-
clay.
George johnson. of Logan,
will spend Sunday at the G. E.
johnson home.
Mrs. L. E. Bundy, of Mo-
kane, Mo-, is the guest Of her
daughter, Mrs. H. E. Forsberg.
Miss Blanche Bond of Coun-
Gil Bluffs will spend Sunday in
Id. Valley the guest of friends
+trs. VIM. Quick returned last
n ght from Fremont, where she
h.l been visiting friends for
the past week. She will make
her home here for an indefinite
time, as her husband is travel
ing on the road for an imp!e-
ment company.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cliff Burbank
are in Omaha today.
Mrs. R. C. Hills will go to Lo-
gan this evening to attend to
her music class.
After a heavy meal, take a
couple of Doan's Regulets, and
give your stomach, liver and
bowels the help they will need.
lsegulets bring easy, regular
passages Of the bowels. m30
w. L. Elmore IS here demon
strating the 81" varieties Of
Helms products at the Heath
store today. The table looked
very inviting and If all the We
rites are as good as the SAM
pies We had, we predict q rec
ord breaking sale on the goods.
Mrs. Olga Qaick is assisting in
the demonstration.
Mrs. W. E. Smith and daugh-
ter, Sybil, are spending the day
with friends in Omaha.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

H. H. Dickman & Co, have a
very artistically decorated
show window which Is the work
of Ted Rhodabeck. The senior
class Of he high school are
honored by them, as the decor
atoms are in gold and white,
the colors of the 1911 class.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

George johnson, of Logan,
will spend Sunday at the G. E,
johnson home.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

+. A. Heath and B. J. Heath,
drove to Omaha yesterday, in
the latter's car. They got back,
and also got wet, however it
takes all these things to make
life interesting for an auto
mobilist.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Sick headache results from q
disordered condition of the
stomach, and can be cured ~
the use of CnamberIain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. Try it.
For sale by all dealers. m3l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

M. }. Fitzgibbon and family
are in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Mrs. Adm Brown is confined
to the house with a very int r
esting bunion on her foot,
which is causing a great deal of
trouble.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Iika 4ha MAN

GVN0 vtt0 VUOUT.
Hes star after dinner speaker,
isn't hep
~ starr He's moon"
"Hqw?"
Blade.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Ben F. French, of Honey
Creek, visited friends here to-
aiaY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Saturday May 20

Mrs. w. o. Newton, of Mis-
solri, is visiting friends in this
city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Miss Helen Johnson, one of
cur school teachers, went to
Fremont, Nebraska, this morn
ing, to spend Sunday with her
sister, who is attending the Nor
NAL school in that city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Miss Pearl Schultz, who has
been conducting the Times Au-
tomobile contest for the past
six weeks, will leave tomorrow
for her home in Minnesota.
C. R. Brady, of Kansas City,
will run the contest from new
until the close.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Mrs. L. R. Bryan is visiting
friends in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Royce Briggs, one of the
Times carrier boys, is out in
the country today helping
Sport" Fitzgibbon dip hogs.
So if he has hog dip odor
about him this evening, when
he delivers the papers, don't be
surprised.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

j. w. Myer- returned to his
home in Des Moines this MORN
ing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

frs. VIM. Quick returned last
n ght from Fremont, where she
h.l been visiting friends for
the past week. She will make
her home here for an indefinite
time, as her husband is travel
ing on the road for an imp!e-
ment company.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Mrs. L. E. Bundy, of Mo-
kane, Mo-, is the guest Of her
daughter, Mrs. H. E. Forsberg.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Miss Blanche Bond Of Coun-
Gil Bluffs will spend Sunday in
I'D. Valley the guest of friends
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Miss Mary Kleespie went to
Denison, today to spend Sunday
with friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

The two handsome editors
are out after bass this morning
at least that was where they
started for at four o'clock this
morning.
Miss Name McDermott is
able to be out again after a
weeks siege with tonsilitis.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

From a card from Mrs. M. C..
Hutchinson, Of Burlington, a.,
we learn they are getting along
very nicely, and we'll pleased
with their new home. Max
b attending school and learning
rapidly and growing fast.
Mira. c. C. Lahnan rect ived
by express from Texas, a box
of beautiful Southern flowers,
for Decoration Day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

George Culavin and w. NJ.
Carlisle returned from South
Dakota last evening, where
they have been for the past few
days on land business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Mrs. Rena Bates returned to
her home in Council Bluffs. last
night, after visiting at the Geo.
H. Williams home in this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

]. M. Howell, a popular drug
pist Of Greensburg, KY, says,
Eve use Chamberlain's Cough
and know ii is excellent. For
sale by all dealers. m3l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
Mr.. and Mrs. Cliff Burbank
are in Omaha today.

After a heavy meal, take a
couple Of Doan's Regulets, and
give your stomach, liver and
bowels the help they will need.
l.egulets bring easy, regular
passages Of the bowels. m30
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25

Mrs. John Hargens and son,
Ralph, Of Ktmball, s. D., are
guests at the Henry Hargens
home on Third street.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-05-25
John O'Connor, of Sioux City
will spend Sunday here with
relatives and friends.

Nj. Hoffman, Of Philad elphie,
was the guest of Father Nolar,
last night.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-06
HUSBAND ACCUSES
A MINISTER

Minneapolis, April edward Hof-
stede, attorney for DIR. Fred Woodland,
the blind osteopath of Minneapolis, has
filed complaint, charging Rev. Thorn
as j. Dow, pastor Of the Grand Ave.
nue. Christian church of Minneapolis,
with alternating the affections Of Mrs
Woodland He asks SIS, 900 damages
Mr.. Dow has responded with the
general denial and filed an affidavit in
the Hennepin county district court
asking that the case be removed to the
jurisdiction of Aitkin CO. Sheriff Wag-
ener OF st. Paul has force of depu-
ties securing the city in search of IA
year-old Dorothy Woodland, the daugh-
ter of the doctor. for whose possession
there was a fight on the platform of q
passenger train In the union depot in
st. Paul Monday between the doctor
and his wife. Counsel for the mother
say the child is with relatives in Iowa.
This morning Judge Dickson, in the
Ramsey county district court granted
writ OF habeas corpus on application
of DIR. Woodland for the appearance in
court OF Dorothy.
Wodard pleaded guilty to disorder
ly conduct yesterday following the
union depot incident, but the proceed
ings were dismissed. The charges
against the wife were also dropped.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-06
The HOTEL PROJECT
Commercial Club Arranges to Wind
Up the Raising Of $1,000 to Com.
plete the Site Fund.

The hotel project was the principal
subject discussed at a largely attended
meeting of the Moorhead Commercial
club last night, ana all that remains to
be done now is the raising of that por-
ton Of the required amount to pur-
chase the site for the new Hotel Moor
head which is to be raised among the
business men of the city, and that
amount is just about $1,000; the re-
naming $4,000 has been subscribed,
$4,000 by the local banks $4,000 by the
breweries, and $4,000 by two individ-
uals The whole amount to raise was
SIS, O0O
The plan of raising the $1,000 from
the citizens and business men of the
city was discussed and a motion was
adopted that the chair appoint COM
mittee of seventeen to make the neces-
sary canvass of the city The initial
meeting of the committee will be held
at the office of S. G, Comstock tomor-
row morning at 10 o'clock and at that
meeting plan OF procedure will be
formulated. The opinion prevails that
there will not be any great difficulty
in completing the site fund, as people
generally realize the great need of a
hotel to take the place Of the destroyed
Columbia. s
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-06
TALKS PARCHMENT
Atty. Aubrey Lawrence Delivered an
Especially Interesting Address
at High School.

Atty. Aubrey Lawrence of this city
spoke to the students of the high
school this morning, his subject being
impeachment
There are probably a number of
you who do not understand what inn
parchment means. and there are also
many men in business and professional
men who do not know" said Mr.. Law
renee. He then gave instances of how
men stand for or against many mo-
mentous questions and do not know
why.
In very able way Mr. Lawrence
explained what impeachment means.
He clearly distinguished between the
criminal case and impeachment. He
explained how the criminal commits a
crime and lis tried in the courts. the
decision affecting no one but himself.
His is personal matter But the man
who is on trial for Impeachment has
been put into office by the vote of the
people. consequently they are inter
ested and the decision is always
awaited with interest.
Mr. Lawrence then explained why
the impeachment trial is held at the
1NebAG AeARAtOA AA4oNGc@0 Ol the as
are the criminal and other trials, He
mentioned how the complaint came
from the lower house and the decision
was rendered by a vote of the sem
ators. The causes of impeachment
We're then mentioned, and also the
number of irnpeachments which have
occurred in the United States, which
are very few
In conclusion Lawyer Lawrence said.
You young men, who will probably
some day be put In government posi-
tions, determine and decide to perform
your duties and act in such a manner
that you shall never experience the
trial of impeachment
Mr. Lawrence's talk was very inter-
esting and instructive and the students
hope To hear him again In the near
future.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-06
Rrnnmhall,s Rnnort.

Liverpool, April 6.--Our Argentine
agent estimates the wheat shipments
this week, 3,440,0OO last week, 2,G24,-
900; last year, 100000 Corn this
week, nil; last week, nil; last year,
$4,000.
= Wheat: AT the opening shorts COW
cred with further outside buying and
the undertone was strong with values
% 5A higher, and following the opening
there was further advance Of "a in
Z the near months. Buying was prompted
by the firmness in America yesterday
Z and the closing strength i'm Buenos
a,Ayres. AdviCes from Russia and Ger
. many as well as France were unsatis-
factory as regarding weather condi-
tons and the continent is still buying
more freely. Spot markets at the
opening were u higher with a good
demand During the morning, there
was some disposition for profits and a
slight reaction occurred. This was
due to the forecast of larger Argen-
tine shipments this week, which
brought a reduced inuirqy for car
goes. Later shorts again covered and
at 1870 p. m. the market was bare of
offerings and prices were Il higher
than yesterday.
Corn: After opening 3s higher on
the firmness in American and Buenos
Ayres, eased off Il on the warmer
weather here and less demand for
spot.-BrOomhall.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-06
Shows Report.

Chicago, April 6.-The Il. w. Snow
crop report for April makes the con-
dition of wheat S5.4 against 81.3 last
year and an average for five years past
as this date of IS. The condition on
Dec. l. 1910, was 1913, showing an inn
provement of nearly three points be-
tween December and April. During
the same period for five years past
there has been an average decline of
five points, showing that conditions
surrounding the crop have been I'M
usually favorable for the past winter.
The only really low conditions report
ed are in Kansas and oklahoma where
over large acreage increase lay in the
dry ground, until after Feb. /. Con-
siderable areas in these states have
entirely failed to terminate and on still
larger areas the stand is thin and the
plant weak. In Kansas the conditions
upon the basis of the whole area seed
ed is returned at H., which would
indicate a crop possibility of nearly
90,000,000 bushels if the western coun-
ties retain their present conditions.
b. w. Co.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-04-06
Late Events

The. .clearings for the Fargo banks
for the week ending today were S67S. :
261.9S. The clearings for the banks
today were $114,S25.3O
N. B. Hannum of Sheldon arrived in
the city today on his way home from
Florida. where he has been for some
time enjoying the warm climate.
AS yet a warrant has not been issued
for Fred Taylor, who was arrested
last night by Detective OVERLY, on the
charge of forging a check. He is be-
ing held and if a warrant can be got
ten out for him it is understood that
he will plead guilty to the = arge.
Mrs. M. r. Mayer and daughter ex-
pect to leave for Devils Lake tonight
to join Mr.. Mayer, who was recently
appointed manager of the Sevilla hotel
there.
Mrs. H. L. Startling and SON left
Tuesday for Chicago to spend a week
or two with friends.
The bull pen at the police head
quarters received a thorough cleaning
this afternoon The prisoners who
are confined here were set to work
and with the aid of water and brooms
they did very good job.
Mrs. M. A. Baldwin left this after
noon for Chicago, where she will be
the guest of friends for a short time.