The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1911-07-22
His Wife's
Brothers Wife

have it-may adore their wives prop
srly and yet not be blind to tho fact
that In the world are other attractive
women. Tunslsy was an exception.
Any Of his acQuaintances could have
assured you that II the earth had sud
denly been depopulated Of its femi-
nine Inhabitants, with the exception
OF Mrs. Tunsley. he would have gone
right on blissfully unaware Of the fact.
Tunsley came to Chicago on busi-
ness. The second day he dutifully
telephoned his wife's brothers wife.
who informed him that her husband
was away on business.
Then you must coma downtown
and have dinner with me-" said the
sympathetic Tunsley. And. say. we'll
do the auto show afterwardl"
"Oh. how NIGEL" said his wife's
brothers wife. Il haven't been any
where since Toms been gons!"
Thus II came about that Tunsley
found himself placidly dining that
evening at one OF the fashionable
cafes with his relative while they dis
cussed family gossip.
Suddenly his wife's brothers wife
spoke. What horrid mani" she muir
INJURED. why should he keep staring
over here In that condescending way"
"Where?" inquired Tunsley, looking.
oh" he said, that's Samson-a bust
ness acquaintance Of mine here!" He
bowed cheerfully to Samson. Il won
der why he doesn't come over and be
sociable"
Something about Samson's smile dis
tracted Tunsley. Then he became
slowly aware that his wife's brothers
wife across the table was really not
80 old as she might have been and
that her apparel was decidedly be-
coming. Tunsley also found as he
stared at her that she was good to
look upon. though why Samson's smile
should have made him discover this
was to him a mystery. When Samson
strolled over to the next table but
one to speak to somebody and studi-
ously kept his back turned on Tunsley
and his companion Tunsely felt sud
den rush of embarrassment. 1t was
| quite plain that Samson thought he
! didn't want to be seen!
John" said his wifes brothers
wife at this point, was there ever ap-
oplexy In your family? Your face Is
so red that it's purple!"
Either apoplexy or smallpox for.
get which," mumbled Tunsley. Lets
hurry to the auto show"
"Oh. what a stunning carl" said Tun-
sleys wife's brothers wife some time
later, pausing before an exhibit. Look
john"
Yes, yes" said Tunsley, uneasily
as he edged away There's a much
nicer one over here!"
His companion refused to move,
standing entranced before the ma
chine of her dreams What Tunsleys
awakened fears had dreaded soon hap
pened. The exhibit in question was
from his home city and the man In
charge knew him and spied him. He
descended on the Unhappy victim with
outstretched hand.
Hello, John. old mani" he cried.
gayiy. Then he glanced at his COM
! panion.
My sister. Mrs. Urgrum-m-m. Mr..
Mummsmm." muttered Tunsley
II am very glad to meet YOU" said
the man in charge, impressively, He
was good-looking man and there
was a surprised twinkle in his left
eye which Infatuated Tunsley. He
continued to smile on Tunsley's wife's
brothers wife. I'm glad" he said.
that John told me you are his sister!
/ didn't know he had a sister In Chi
cago! It's lucky. because I'm friend
OF Mrs Tunsley's and | was going to
run straight to her when | got home
and tell her how shockingly John acts
when he gets away from home Ha!
Ha! Good joke!"
Hart Hart" barkeS Tunsley, hol-
lowly, his face crimson. Somehow he
had the awful suspicion that the man
in charge doubted his word But his
wife's brothers wife only laughed with
tho man and offered no soothing
word OF explanation. She seemed to
regard 1t as joke and Tunsley felt
cold prickles creeping up his spine
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had the common sense to be ten years
older or to have holes in her gloves
or to talk about getting home to the
children
But she didn't She had the time OF
her life wandering among the exhib-
its Tunsley met exactly seven other
persons who knew him at home and
every one OF the seven beamed at
MIN with the same lurking twinkle
when he introduced his wife's broth
er's wife.
Thank you so much, john" said
his wlfe's brothers wife when finally
she let him take her home. i've had
perfectly beautiful timel When are
you coming again?"
, "When?" echoed Tunsley, moppine
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