The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-24
AUNT SALLYS
CIRCUS
BY M. QUAD
Copyright. 1910. by Associated Lit
erary Press.
BY M. QUAD


age Of sixty-fye and was living with
married daughter She was little,
brisk old lady, and the care OF two
squalling young uns and all the house
work fell on her shoulders. She could
walk a mile with any one, and the
Monday washing was always out be-
fore noon.
Aunt Sally was noted for her pa
thence and good temper. but there came
a day In this her old age to try her
soul. A circus was coming to town.
and to the utter amazement OF her
daughter, son-in-law and all others she
expressed determination to be spec
tatbr.
"Why, ma, you are a member OF the
church" exclaimed the daughter.
$50 I am, but don't members OF the
church want to see rhinoceros and
giraffe?"
"And your. minister will preach
against the whole thing" added the
son-in-law.
The circus was a week away yet,
and during that time the matter was
brought up again and again. but Aunt
Sally stuck to her resolution.
The day Of the circus came at last.
and after hasty dinner Aunt Sally
donned her sunbonnet and freshly iron:
ed calico dress and hied her way to the
circus grounds. One last appeal was
made to her as she was ready to go.
The daughter had 9 red flannel petit
Coat that had been worn only three
winters. This was offered up as sac
rifice, but was rejected Son-in-law
and daughter were so angry that they
stayed at home. It was believed that
Aunt Sally had borrowed the necessary
half dollar somewhere, but In this they
were mistaken. She was going with.
out money and depending on Provi-
dence to see her through.
We who have depended on the same
thing know in advance what answer
Aunt Sally got when she walked softly
up to the ticket takers and, putting on
her most winning smile, said:
"Will you please let poor old wom-
an In to see the anaconder forty feet
longY
She was, of course, laughed at and
told to go hence. Hence" wasn't
very far with her. In walking around
the big tent she saw boy crawl IN
der the canvas, and she lost no time
in following suit. She rose up among
the benches and took seat, and Ii
any one ever enjoyed circus 1t surely
was she. She didn't miss a hand
spring, and when the performance was
over she fingered and inspected the
animals until turned out On her ar
rival home she was met by sulky'
looks, but nothing dampened her hap
piness. She came near going over TO
the minister's to repeat some OF the
clowns jokes and ask where the wick
edness came In, but had to be salts
fed with saying to the daughter:
May, want to go to heaven with
the rest Of you, but as sure as you
live If another circus comes along I'll
attend 1t and have just as good time
as did todayr'
village were treated to a rare spec
tacle. Aunt Sally was out on the grass
in front of the house in scant attire
turning handsprings or trying to- She
made pretty fair work of It until her
son-in-laW came out and carried her
into the house, where she was given
an awful lecture on the enormity OF
= oeco RI foil ~
the enormity part
"Look here, now" she said in reply.
I'm sixty-fve years old, and I've got
to keep limbered up to be worth any
thing around the house We've got q
lot of goose grease down cellar, and
I'm going to rub myself all over and
keep at this handspring business. I'll
soon be able to do more work"
"I'll leave the house If you dor
threatened the son-in-law.
"Ill send for the minister to talk to
your added the daughter.
Children, I've got to Timber up or
my knees will soon be like sticks. I
hain't doing nuthing to disgrace no.
body, and / shan't stop for the minis
ter. wish could borrow bareback
boss of somebody. think I'll go over
and ask Deacon Peagram for his old
gray mare"
After breakfast off she went, and
as she couldn't get the horse she came
back home to arm herself with a
clothes pole and attempt to walk the
top rail of six rail fence. She couldn't
be carried in this time, and the son-in-
law ran for the parson. The good man
left his sermon unwritten and came on
the trot Aunt Sally waved her hand
to him and fell or the fence and
turned cart wheels around large
circle Not until she was out OF breath
and had kicked her heels high In the
airswas she got into the house. Then
the parson began to tell her how awful
1t was, but he had gone the wrong
way about It.
sIf can't go to heaven and the cir
Gus. too, then I'll keep up these tricks"