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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
A Warm Welcome.

sapleigh-Are you positive that Miss
Cutter is not in? The Maid-Yes, sir.
ia lose myy Job If. I wasn't.-Bostoa
Transcript. Ssa
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
Taken a& His Word.

Creditor-Suppose I'll have to wait
till the day Of judgment for what you
owe. Debtor-Yes; call late in the day,
though--Fliegende Blatter.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
The Worst to Come.

4 "sDo you think we have heard the
worst Of the discords in our party"
"Not yet" replied the musical man.
i'sJust wait till our glee club gets to
s"-Exchange
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
Inherited,

Knicker-Jones has bad memory.
Bocker-His mother never knew what
were trumps, and his father couldn't
remember anything on the witness
stand.-New York Sun.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
Poo- Venice.

Friend-And were you ever in Ven
ice? Mr.. Richquick-Yes. Slowest
town was ever in. The sewers were
busted all the time we were there!-
Puck,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17

Let us sell you a refrigerator.
They are necessity as well as real
luxury in hot weather.
Stewart & Kernaghan.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
Tho Stage and Society.

Blobbs-Society women are still go
ing on the stage. Slobbs-But the
stage Is overcrowded now. Rlobbs-So
Is society.-Philadelphia Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
unspeakable.

@What would you think, daddy, If
Algernon Nocash should suggest be-
coming your sonin-law"
withdraw, my dear, while ! think
aloud. ."-Brooklyn Life.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
Curryino No Favor

curryins No Favor.
"Lend q hand, Hiram, and help ketch
the alderman's pig"
"Let the alderman ketch his own pig.
I'm out Of politics fer good."-bouis-
vile Courier Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
Steam Laundry Notice.

Ny patrons are requested to leave
their Laundry at Jas. E. Hart's old
stand, with Mr.. M. A. Parks.
Work sent on Tuesdays and return.
ed Saturdays. First-class work
guaranteed.
Respectfully,
JAMES E. HART.
4-5-1l.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17
A Vary Great lmpedlment.

y sery GTodI IHIPSuITIIVHe'
Ladies' Seminary Examiner-Miss
Jones, state the chief impediment to
marriage. Candidate no one
presents himself.-Fiegende Blatter.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-17

Happiness is where we find it, rarely
where we seek it-J. Petit Sem.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Frank Harper wore the chaperones.

Frank Harper were the chaperones.
Fraternity
Holds Feast
The annual feast of the white carna-
tion was observed by Eta Phocian
chapter Of the Phi Sigma Chi fraterni-
ty on Wednesday evening, the banquet
being given at the Log Cabin. This
feast is observed each year by the
fraternity in honor of the white car
nation, the chosen flower of the organ.
iation.
Much spirit has shown throughout
the evening, thirty-three members be-
ing present to take part and to make
the event most complete success
Mr.. Burfess McMenis was presented
with beautiful oak rocking chair as
a token of esteem felt by the members
Of the chapter. Mr.. Dan G. Stone act
ed as POSTMASTER during the evening
and the following toasts were respond
ed to-
"The White Carnation"-Bro. Kent
Shaffer.
"The Chapter of Today"-Bro. Wal
ter Englehardt.
Presentation address-Bro. Justin e.
Devalon.
Response-Bro. Burgess McManis.
pledges Donald M. Snow.
Fraternity songs and yells followed
the toasts At the conclusion of the
banquet the entire party adjourned to
the chapter rooms on West High street
where very pleasant reunion and
social hour was enjoyed.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
HUNTING
Accident Occurs At JelIOWay
On Thursday

Jelloway, o., Dec. 1-Mr. Amos
Darr, residing about one mile north
of this place, was accidentally shot
in the left leg while hunting north of
Jelloway Thursday morning and is in
a very serious condition. The entire
charge of shot from gun in the
hands of his brother, Leo Darr, struck
him in the leg.
The young man was assisted to his
home as soon as possible and DR.. ].
A. Reed was called to render surgical
attention. An examination showed
that the wound, If properly cared for,
would not prove serious and that am.
putation of the leg will not be neces-
sary.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
HEARINGS CONTINUED

On Friday morning application was
made by the state in the mayors
court for the continuance of the hear
ings of Warren Kirk, Jason Davis, Gail
Critchfield and Walter Fouch who are
charged with robbing James Vananzo
of $3S. The hearing of Fouch and Dav-
is was postponed until Monday, De-
cember 18th, at 10 o'clock and the
hearing of Kirk and Critchfield was
postponed until 2 o'clock Monday af-
ternoon, Dec. 11th.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
A Jury Case

In the matter of Harriet d. Coffin
berry, administrators OF Sarah II. Nor
gan, deceased. vi. Sarah II. Coyle,
brought for the purpose Of recovering
valuable assets which are alleged to
nave been concealed. embezzeled or
carried away by the said Sarah H.
Coyle, jury trial was held Friday
morning before Probate Judge Berry
in the common pleas court room
Frank o. Leverlng is tho attorney for
he plaintiff and Waight G. Moore for
the defendant
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
The Gardner Will

The last will and testament of Fran
els M. Gardner, late of Dahviiie. has
been filed in probate. BY the terms. Of
the will he gives all his property, both
real and personal, TO his wife. Mary j.
Gardner. After the death Of his wife
the sum of $500 is given 70 Rev. o.
p. Trogus towards the establishment
. of parochial school for st. Luke's
parish, Danvilie. The sum OF $500 Is
given to Father Trogus for saying
mass for the repose Of the soul of the
testator and his wife. The sum Of
s4OO is given to Right Rev. Mgr. Treri.
d. c. L., for MASSES. To his daugh-
ters, Celonie M. Gardner. Julia J.
Gardner and Mary Sosephine Gard
ner, he gives $1,000 each, All the resi-
due OF the estate Is To be divided
equally among the following children:
Mary Josephine Gardner. Frances G.
Gardner. John f. Gardner. Edward L.
Gardner and Austin 0ardner John +.
Gardner is named as the executor of
the will which was sigued October II,
In the presence OF Theodore Durbin
and Joseph +. Blubaugh.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Fraternity
Dance


The Phi Sigma Chi fraternity en-
tertained with the second dance OF the
seasons series at the X of p. Armory
on Thursday evening. A most enjoy
able evening was spent by the sixty
five couples present, Music was fur
nished by the Mild orchestra.
The hall was fittlngly decorated for
tho occasion with pennants, plants and
colors. Punch was served throughout
the evening,
The out-of-town guests at the pleas
ant function We're: Mr.. Lowell and
Miss Rock of GAINESVILLE, Miss Whit
ney of Mt. Gilead, Miss Ramsey and
Miss Beal of Mansfield, Mr.. Burnett
Mr.. Cleghorn. Mr.. and Mrs. Hamlin
OF Akron, Mr. Wheaton of Gambler,
Miss Cherry and Miss Slmons OF Col
umbus, Mr.. Watts of Minneapolis, Mr..
Hicks of Washington, ID. c., Mr.. and
Mrs. James Upham of Pittsburg. Miss
Wise of Frederlcktown. Mr.. DouEher-
ty of Cleveland, Miss McCann of rIar-
court Place. Gambler, Mr.. IL. X. Rood
OF Gambler.
Mrs. Frederick Cooper and Mrs.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
A Family
Dinner

Mr. and Mrs. Levi Horn, East of
Gambler, very pleasantly entertained
their family with an elaborate Thanks
giving dinner on Thursday. The day
was spent by the men in hunting and
by the ladies' in social, good time.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs. M.
V. Horn, Mr.. and Mrs. LIMA Horn
and family, MIR. and Mrs. J. 4. Brown
and family. Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Davis
and the host and hostess.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
HOME BUILDING AND LOAN COM
PANY MT. VERNON, o.


Established 1888.
% years OF successful business.
Has never failed to pay tull semi-as
Aual dividends.
Oldest Building and Loan Company
In this part Of the State.
The art of saving is TO begin and
continue, although the amount may be
small.
This company receives subscrin
hons to It's stock as small as one dol
lar per month.
Hundreds of It's stockholders have
experienced the Joy of accommodating
a comfortable surplus, and Of having
1t ready to meet emergencies.
You can subscribe for the stock OF
this Company " any time.
Banner M. Allen, Secy.
81 Public Square
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Verdict For Plaintiff.

In the case OF Clarence Reece va,
tine Row'ands Compeny. the jury re-
turned verdict late "Wednesday after
noOn Tor the plainiif In, The sum of
5000. Common pleas court then ad-
Journed until Monday morning.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
A Dinner
nAAA.

A Dinner
Party
Mr.. and Mrs. Chasie Baxter enter
tanned number of their friends at
dinner at their home In Brandon on
Thursday afternoon. Those present
were Mr.. and Mrs. George Welsh of
Columbus, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Wright and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Bell
Of Brandon.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05

8. Harter Wednesday afternoon for
hearing. After having heard the evil
dence in the case Justice Harter
placed the defendant under $50 bond
for her future good behavior. She
was released.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Entertained
At Brandon

Miss Nellie Colgin delightfully."- en-
tertained at dinner at her home In
Brandon Thursday afternoon. Those
present were the Misses Lissie Bur-
CESS, Iva Kring, Irma Robinson and
Edith Colgin and Messrs. James Haw-
kins and Dale Holsey of Brandon and
Mr.. Lambert Fowls, Mr.. Clarence SUIT
ton and Mr.. Larimore of Akron.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Inventory and AppraIsement--

In the matter of the estate of Adeia
'E, Cecil an inventory and appraise-
ment has been filed. showing the fol-
lowing Personal goods $40. moneys
$75, claims Si,325. real estate $91s.
Total $2,32S
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Party Given
At Gambler

The many friends of Miss Bessie
Tecknoe gathered at her home in
Gambler on Wednesday evening and
gave her pleasant surprise in hon
or OF her 10th birthday anniversary.
The house was beautifully decorated
for the occasion in pink and green.
Dainty refreshments were served.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Entertained
With Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs r. G. Mitchell relight-
fully entertained the following guests
at dinner Thursday at their home on
East Lamartine street: Mr.. and Mrs.
A. II. Stauffer, Miss Mabel and Miss
Margaret Stauffer. Mr.. Robert Stauf-
fer. Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Sanderson,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hal Eggleston, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Whitford and Miss Gather
Inc Bolton. the latter of Kenton, o.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05

X. Of c. Dance
Wednesday Evening
The members of the Knights of Co.
iumbus very pleasantly entertained
with dance in their hall Wednesday
evening. Music was furnished by the
Scribner orchestra.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Milier-Mc Daniels

Wedding
Mr.. John T. Miller and Miss Isabelle
McDaniels were united in marriage
Wednesday evening at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathaniel McNiel by DR..
David Francis.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
PLACED UNDER BOND

Adeia Hammond, who was arrested
several days ago on a peace warrant,
was arraigned before Squire George
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Thanksgiving

PaTty
Mr., and Mrs. Jacob G. White of
North Sandusky street. entertained
with a turkey and chicken roast
Thanksgiving day. Those present
were: Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Kelley
of West High street, Mr.. and Mrs.
Peter Bricker and daughter of Green
Valley. Mr.. and Mrs. Herd Sherman.
Miss Katie Bricker and Mr.. Arnold
Rush. A very enjoyable time was
spent
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Engagement

Announced
One of the most pleasant events of
Thanksgiving was the announcement
by Mrs. Fannie c. Witherell of the
engagement of her daughter, Miss Cor
nelia Witherell, to Mr.. James f. Coop
er OF Cleveland.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Prominent Citizens To Be
Before The Grand Jury
The Gardner Will Has Been
FILED In Probate
ReeCe Gets A Verdict From
The ROwIandS Co.

The grand jury Of the November
term of common pleas court has been
recalled by Prosecuting Attorney
Cromley to report for duty ON Monday
December IL.
This Is quite an extraordinary pro
ceeding and 1t is rumored that a mum
Der of prominent men win be before
the grand jury and that some start
ling developments will be brought to
light when the grand jury makes It's
final report to Judge Seward
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
SOCIETY NOTES

Uniform Rank
Give Dance
A very pleasant dance was given in
the Pythian armory Wednesday even
ing by the members of the Uniform
Rank. X. of p. Music was furnished
by Mild's orchestra.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05

+ i. i. i i. !. 4. i. i. i. !. Il i. !.
+ BIRTHS i
i. 4. i. 4. i. 4. !. !. 4. \ i j. i +
A son was born Thursday morning
to Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Hagan of Mar
ion street.
A daughter was born Friday even
ing to Mr.. and Mrs. Cary Dudgeon
of Martinsburg.
A son was born Friday evening to
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kearns of Mar
tinsburg.
A daughter was born Saturday
morning to Mr.. and Mrs. Gregg Henley
of Danville.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Marriage i-Ieenses-

John T. Miller. ice salesman. and
Isabelle McDanieis, both OF Mt, Yer
non. DR., David Francis.
Otis u, Beeman. farmer. Brown
township, and Mary II. Frasher. Jel.
loway. Rev, #. l. Johnson.
Cloyce ID. Jones. iahorer. Gambler,
aud Stella May Dudgeon. Harrison
township. Rev. IL. ~. Barnett.
Roy Il. Phillips. farmer. Frederick,
town, and lsadore Hazel Brubaker,
Ankenytown. Rev F |. Johnson.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-12-05
Deed Filed

Deed Filed
Ella Yoakum to Allen M. Ewalt 10
acres In Liberty.'$g, $50.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
CHICAGO IS GOING MAD
Noise, Opera and RevivaIs Are Driv.
Ing Thousands to Crime, It
Is Said.

Chicago.-Noise. grand opera ana
religious revivals are driving thou
sands of nervous Chicago people to
shoot, rob and kill. DR.. Julius Grink.
er, an expert on neurotics, told this
to the Chicago Medical society.
."Excesses in emotionalism find thou
sands Of easy Victims" he said. "Ex-
citing plays, operas, or. revival meet
ings are dangerous to those predis.
posed to nervousness. Hysteria is
the predominating element in religious
awakenings. Such revivals are not
lasting The eloquence Of the reyi-
valist sways his nervous hearers, but
it is followed by reaction. Why is
1t that a wave of religious enthusiasm
is so closely followed by wave of
crime such as is sweeping over the
city now? 1t is because the masses
are carried away by an idea. They
are borne on surge of hysteria.
Religion should be calm and re-
Elective. condemn everything that
appeals to passion. The nervous
should avoid revivals, plays and op-
eras that carry them away. Hysteria
is lying In wait for them when they
give way to their emotions.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Don't Tell Eyerxthlna.

Do not tell everything. even to q
friend. When you undertake great af-
fairs, confide in but few. Never love
mean man; he will not rescue you
from calamity nor share what he has
with you. To do good to the base is
like sowing the sea. The mean are
never satisfied; one slip cancels all
former benefits. Comrades in feast
ing are plenty; not in serious matters.
ITheagnis
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Bad Breath

''For months had great trouble with my
stomach and used all kinds of medicines.
MY tongue has been actually as green as
grass, my breath having bad odor. Two
weeksago friend recommended Cascarets
and after using them can willingly and
checrfully say that they have entirely
cured me. therefore let you know that !
shall recommend them to any one suffer-
ing from such troubles. ."-Chas. H. Hal
perm. ia E. 9TH St., New York, N. Y.
Pleasant Palatable, Potent Taste Good
Do Good Never Sicken. Weaken or GripA ~
lOc 26c 60c. Never sold In bulk. The gem
uins tablet stamped e C. Guaranteed b
aurs or your monay back
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
A Use for salt ssos.

! have found use for the little cot
ton bags which salt comes In. l wash
them very carefully to get the letter
ing out, then put them away for use
as wanted. When l bake poultry, as
well as some kinds Of meats, l make
an extra lot Of dressing, stuff one of
these bags full, sew 1t up, and bake
it with the rest. 1t makes roll of
just The right size 70 slice with cold
meats.-Suburban Life
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Wearing OF the Hood.

IN England the hood was not final
ly given up until the early part OF
fifteenth century. The great velvet
hat furred" worn by the mayor of Lon.
don, John Welles. in 1892. is cited as
singulartty by Stow. who states that
previously the coverture of mems
heads was hoods. for neither cap or
hat is spoken Of" In point Of fact
there are few earlier instances OF
hats being worn by mobiles and even
the middle classes.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
BOY KIDNAPS HIMSELF
14-YEAR-oLD JERSEY LAD HAS AN
EASY MONEY PLAN.
After Boy Twice Gets Ransom His
Father Pays to Release Him From
Feroclous Black Hand Bandits, the
Youngster Is Caught In Trap.

White Horse, N. J.-"Johnny" Elder,
l4-year-old son of Joseph Elder. has
been envied by the boys In this neigh
borhood for the last few months be-
cause of the notoriety he received
when two supposed attempts were
made to kidnap him and owing to
the large amount of money he was
able to exhibit Now, however, the
tables are turned because of several
severe spankings and public knowl-
edge of the fact that Johnny success
fully kidnapped" himself twice, re-
ceiving ransoms on both occasions.
The boy was making third effort
to make his family believe he was In
the hands of bandits or Black Hand
ers when he was discovered.
About six months ago Johnny" dis
appeared and his father found this
note pinned to the front door of his
home:
I'VE hav kidnap you boy John and
we will xii him if yer donnt put fifty
dallars in tn back shed for us to-
night"
Mr.. Elder was so badly frightened
that he believed the best policy to
pursue was 10 leave the money in the
shed and keep the affair to himself un-
til the boy was returned. He was
even afraid to go near the shed after
he left the money there, thinking, per-
haps. his presence might frighten the
kidnapers and prevent the return of
his son. He found the money gone
next morning and few hours later
Johnny" appeared with a tale that
would have, made Diamond Dick
blush.
Mr.. Elder believed the story, which
was that the youngster had been car
ried away by three giant;l like men,
who tortured him, threatened to burn
him at the stake and then tied him to
the limb of great tree over night.
The boy was unable to tell where
he had been taken or give a good de-
scription of the alleged kidnapers. He
found himself hero and was delight
ed at the treatment accorded him by
relatives and the boys and girls of
the village.
Johnny" disappeared two months
later, and the father again found a
roughly penciled note pinned to the
! door. This time the amount asked
was SIS. The money was left In the
shed and Johnny" put in an appear
ance, but his parent was becoming a
little suspicious. although the boy was
unaware of 1t.
The youngster decided 1t was time
for a third kidnapping and disappeared
after leaving another note for his
father.
Mr.. Elder consulted Constable
James Jackson and the two went to
the shed where the money was sup
posed to be left Just before dawn
little form entered the shed. It
was Johnny" and he was made a
captive. He confessed that he had
been kidnapping himself and that he
had saved much of the money his
father had left for the kidnapers in.
tending to use 1t to go west, where
he could fight Indians" Johnny now
takes his meals standing IN
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Girls. Names IN ueerq,a.

Here are few Georgia girls names,
collected by the Atlanta Constitution
and the Macon Telegraph: Dru. Jamie,
Johnnie. Willie, Eula. Iva, Jewel, Lula,
Anace Zu, Mert. ALama. Moselle.
Exile. Delphia. RehA zadia Leleath,
Thenia. Alcine. Aramirta, Lautoria,
Selma. Artopes Passie, Bnslle, Foride,
Theima. Thebla, Mdffou, Eonns, Lau-
rien. Enoree.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Refreshing pIsInf.ot.n,.

The following Is refreshing disin.
fectant for sick room or any room
having an unpleasant odor pervading
1t: Put some fresh ground coffee in
saucer and in the center place a
small piece Of camphor gum. which
light with match. AS the gum burns
allow enough coffee to consume with
it The perfume is pleasant and
healthful. being far superior to pas
TILES, and much cheaper.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Two Wives. But Mo Penalty.

New York.-Although Charles w.
Harrer is a bigamist, and admits It, he
cannot be freed from either wife nor
punished for the offense. In court here
he admitted marrying Jennie Green in
Newark, N. j., in 1893, and Edna
Cooper in New York in 1904. His con-
fession is useless because 1t cannot be
corroborated, neither wife having ap-
peared to accuse him.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
LOOK to the Future.

Finish every day and be done with
t. You have done what you could.
Some blunders and absurdities no
doubt crept in; forget them as soon
as you can. Tomorrow is new day;
begin 1t we'll and serenely, and with
too high spirit to be numbered with
your old nonsense Emerson.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Are Like Chestnuts.

Many Christians are like chestnuts
very pleasant nuts, but inclosed in
very prickly burrs, which need vari-
GUS dealings of nature and her grip of
frost before the kernel Is disclosed
Paul Chatfleld.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Desirable Locality.

'Ts your suburbs healthful?" mo,
old chap, It amt. My wife lost her
voice as soon as we moved out here,
and" Whats the price Of the lot
next to yours?-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
The pest WAY.

When you resist the temptation to
90 the Sour Way. don't go too far and
go the Sweet Way. Some people have
such sweet dispositions that they are
disagreeabe. The best way is the
Quiet Way-to let people alone as
much as possible -Atchison Globe.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24

Epernay, the center of the cham.
payne country, has erected a monu.
ment in honor of the founder of its
prosperity, the Benedictine monk, Dom
Perignon.' 153S-1715, the inventor Of
the process for the manufacture of
sparkling winee
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-02-24
Try MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and dGranulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
SOC, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.O0. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.