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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
Speed No Aid.

"Of course" says the visitor to the
employer of large force, you must
find from time TO time instances of
crookedness among your many EN-
ployees."
THAT is, unfortunately, TO be ex
pected." answers the employer of the
large force.
"And do you keep sort of an espion
age upon them?"
I'VE have to-"
Naturally. you catch them once in
a while. No matter how fast mar
may be. sooner or later"
20, the faster the man is the sooner
he is caught"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
lust for Spite.

"She seems TO be a woman OF excep-
tionally unpleasant disposition" OBJ
serves the newcomer, referring to an
absent one.
Unpleasant disposition" echoes
the native. why, did you never hear
of what she did 10 cause heartburn
ings among her acquaintances? She
announced a big dinner and ball for
a certain evening. and then never In
vited soul 10 Il"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
EitxoeraId's Summary.

Edward Fitzgerald. the translator OF
the Persian poet. Omar Khayyam. was
a more or less genial opponent OF
matrimony as a state.
One day he said to his friend Miss
Ellen Churchyard OF Woodbridge:
do you know. Nell. what marriage
is?"
Miss Churchyard thought not.
Then I'll tell you. said he. Mar
riage is standing at ones desk. nicely
settled to work. when great big
bonnet pushes in at the door anc asks
you TO 60 for walk with IT,
Youths Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28

q nd so nervous L
could n t do any
thing. The doctors
treated NE for diff
ferent things b ut
did me no good. I
got so bad that L
could not sleep day
or night. While in
this condition / read
of Lydia +. Pink
hams V ege t a b le
c o m po un d, and
began its use and
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
Close Guess.

Schmidt-Ve got a new baby py
our house yesterday.
Schmaltz-Vas iss; poy or girl?
Schmidt vond dell you. You hef
got TO CESS II.
Schmaltz-Iss Id girl?
Schmidt-You cho-oo-st missed IT
Youngstown Telegram.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
Passed Them On.

Some shrimps?" aked the man Of An
tietam.
"No. thank you; really can't eat EN-
Hut IL you insist
I've a notion that-Whist!-
Wen not waste them; We'll make my
aunt eat EN-"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
A Backhanded One.

He-The great trouble with Cab
bleigh Is he talks too much.
She-That's strange. When he's
been with me he's scarcely said a
word
He-Oh, he's too much of gentle
man to interrupt.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28

| In short tlnle 1 hau gained my aver
age weight and am now strong and
well."-Mrs. SALLIE STEVENS, RID,
! No. 8, Box 81, Waurika, Okla.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
Knew Her Limitations.

wouldn't you like to drive for a
little while. Mollie?'
Mercy. no, Why. | can't drive a
horse any better than | can drive a
tack"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28

To keep the blood pure and the skin
clear, drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28

It is not necessarily true that tho
worst Is yet to come.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
AFTER
I YEARS
SUFFERING
| Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Waurika, Okla.-"I had female trou-
bleS for seven years. was all run down,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
important 10 Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
Signature Ssass ,'o Of IHAzzZx
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoris
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28
The Ignorance Of Casey.

The Ignorance Of Casey.
Casey-Phwat kind av a horse is a
cob?
Mulligan-It's wan thots been
raised intoirly on corn, ye ignoramus.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28

ED GEERS, 'The grand old man." hs
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. He says: II have used
SPOHN'S DlSTEMPER CURE for II
years, always with best success. 1t is tho
only remedy / know TO cure all forms Of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease" SOC and 81 bot
tie. All druggists, or manufacturers. Spohn
Medical Co, Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-28

Nle&%--GIa<>GE.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
ONIONS MAKE
A BIG YIELD
Parma Farmer has Sold
$500 Worth from
One Acre.

Henry Witt, who lives about a
mile and half south of Parma,
on the banks of the Boise river,
SAWS that he has marketed more
than $500 worth of onions from
less than an acre OF ground and
still has some left. This proves
Uhat the soil III this locality will
produce the goods if it is given
half "a chance aud this is what
we want TO impress upon the
minds OF our eastern friends who
are looking for good location
where the soil and climate are
both adapted to the growing o.
all kinds of vegetables, as wei
az grain, fruit, etc.-Ontario Ar
gus.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
FLOUR GOLD
SEPARATOR
Massachusetts People say
They Have Solved
Problem.

A party of Massachusetts peo-
pie are at work on the Snake
river just below the mouth oi
the Boise with flour gold sepa-
rator which they claim will solve
the problem of saving gold
which has so long been known to
exist in the Snake, Boise and
other western rivers. If they
are successful, it is claimed by
the promoters that eastern cap
ital SITS will place a machine II
the river near Parma to be op
Grated by owners Of the land ad
Joining for a fair share OF th'
proceeds. Parma people vii
watch developments with inter
est.-Ontario Argus.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
An Efficient Officer.

A good illustration of the val
ue of an efficient public servant
was shown last week. DR.. Ray
B. Hurd, deputy State Veterin-
ariry Surgeon, was exhibiting
portions of the liver and collec-
tion of glands from a valuable
blooded brood hog.
This fine animal became sick
and DR.. Hurd in course OF treat
ment, found what he thought to
be tubercular glands. He thei
caused the animal to be slaugh-
tered and the liver and intestinal
glands we're found studded with
tubercles, which were due to the
presence of the same germ which
causes consumption in man.
Added Importance is given the
incident since it is known that
the hog was fattened upon the
milk taken from a herd of about
thirty cows. This milk was ut-
1oubetedIy full of the germ ui
consumption. 1t would without
question, in suitable cases pro-
luce the dread disease consump-
uion in certain susceptible babies
md other persons. Recently th'
cows comprising the original
herd have passed into the hands
u many owners. The menace TO
The community and danger to
human life in the use OF such
milk readily may be seen. The
value of a courageous public of-
iclal, who does his duty by caus-
| ing the slaughter of such diseas-
ID animals and thereby ex5ir-
,ate the disease. cannot be too
tightly commended.-Payette En-
rerprIse.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
PARMA DEFEATED

Last Saturday Parma enjoyed
one of the best football games
ever seen on the home grounds,
between the Ontario and Parma
high school teams. Ontario won
by a score OF 10 to 0, securing
two touchdowns in the first quar-
ter, by Weaver and Boyer. There
was no orher scoring. The On
tario team was much the better
trained, and WAS handled in
mastery style by Captain" Buck"
Weaver, whilo the Parma team
carried greater weight. Peter.
son went to sleep in the first
quarter, but woke up and played
Il splendid game afterward. Ca
son playcd great game, and j
he hadn't been weak on signal,
the tale might have been differ
|ent. In TACT, all the boys playeC
well, but are sadly in need OF {
good coach. With proper train
ing they have the ability to VIII
everything along the line.
Following was the lineup
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
POULTRY SHOW,

Dates for the first annual ex.
hibition OF the Snake river valley
Poultry Show have been set for
January 1S, 10, 20, al, says the
Ontario Optimist, in the newest
OF the Moore buildings, on north
Main street. Alta meeting of the
executive committee of Ontario,
Ore, last week, final arrange
ments were made for the first
poultry show, and the premium
list will soon be prepared and is
sued to all poultry breeders in
that vicinity. The Ontario Com
mercial club, Leon j. Chapman,
Secretary, will have charge o.
the exhibit.
A large attendance is expected
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
CHICAGO LAND SHOW
A GREAT SUCCESS.
Oregon Short Line-Union Pacific
Exhibits Strong Features-Dai-
ly Illustrated Lectures.

Chicago, Nov. 26th.-The United
States Land and Irrigation Exposition
being held at the Coliseum is prov
ing the most successful and far-reaching
land chow yet arranged in this country.
Over $4,000 people were in attendance
turing the first week of the show, these
being principally from Illinois, Indiana.
Ohio, Iowa, Michigan and other middle
western states, and it is assured that the
states traversed by the Oregon Short
Line will secure many new settlers as a
result of this attendance of over 100000
up to its close on December 9th.
The exhibits that are attracting mors
attention than others are those OF the
Union Pacifc-Oreghn short Line and
related lines in which the fruits, grains,
potatoes and other products are strong
y featured and attractIvely displayed.
Friday November oath, was "ldaho
Day" at the shows, and many hundreds
of potatoes were given away to those in
attendance.
| In addition to its great feature exhib-
it's, the Union Pacific Oregon Short
Line system is conducting two lecture
stages, where daily lectures are given,
illustrated with moving pictures and
stereopticon views.
The related lines expenditure at this
show will run way up into thousands
of dollars, but the management feels
that the money will be well spent when
| it is realized what great benefits the in
termountain states will derive from it.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Meeting Postponed

On account of Thursday Nov.
Both being Thanksgiving the
business meeting of the Amphic-
tyonic Council is postponed until
Thursday Dec. 7th. The revis-
ion of the constitution will te
voted upon at that meeting. Be
sure to be there. The next social
meeting, which promises to be a
delightful affair, will be held at
the home of Mrs. f. NJ. Kirkpat-
rick, Thursday December 18th.
with Mesdames. Kirkpatrick,
Fisk, Chapman and Park, as
hostesses. Mrs. J. W. Easter haa
charge of the program, which
will be musical.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30

vinegar from their apples are
going to be protected from this
spurious stuff, and netice is
therefore given to all interested
that the laws OF Idaho deems a
product adulteraued if it be mix
.d, colored or stained in a man.
per whereby damage or Inferior
ity is concealed. In our opinion
rhe addition of coloring matter
70 any type of vinegar is for the
sole purpose of concealing dam
age or inferioriJy, and is there
lore prohibited.
JAMES II. WALLIS,
State Dairy, Food and
Sanitary Inspector.
November Is, 1911.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
RETURNS ON
ALFALFA SEED.
Around $4,000 Realized by the
Ranchers Near Ontario,

The Ontario Optimist prints a
very interesting article on the al
falfa seed product in that vicini-
ty, which is something wonder
ful, but we opine that the nearby
section of Idaho should be given
credit for the vast quanty pro-
duced on the bench.
Something more than 250.O00
pounds of alfalfa seed will be
shipped from Ontario by the end
OF this week, four cars having
already gone east.
An average price of II to 1915
has been paid by buyers. making
Il total of more than $31 ,0CC
for the crop in this immediate
vicinity. The price is somewhat
lower at this time than it hat
been, but the aggregate amount
ed to n nice sum of money.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Football Today.

What is expected to be the
best football game of the season
will be played today in Parma
between Parma and Nyssa.
coach" Stein reports all his
men in good condition, and he
expects to capture the bacon.
The game will be called at 2:30
.. m. Think what you will miss
if you aren't there.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
LOCAL ITEMS

F. j. Wamsley was in Nyssa on
business last Thursday.
E. J. Davis, a former resident
of Parma, was in the city Satur-
day.
Miss Margaret Hickman visit
ed in Caldwell a few days this
week.
The Parma meat market ship
ped over a ton of poultry to
Portland Saturday.
The lecture at the U. P. church
tomorrow night by Ernest j. ST.
AS will begin at 8 O'Clock.
The lumber has arrived for the
kirkpatrick building and con
struction is again in full swing
Mrs. VIM. Brewer is visiting
relatives and friends in Parma
She is returning home from I
visit to her son in Oregon.
| G. M. Wright, the contracting
agent for the idaho Oregon pow
er company, was in Parma Yes
terday, and took a trip over tn
| Roswell section with j. II. Low
lell, j. ii. Trout and s. G. Tur
ing in Mr.. Lowell's auto. MI
Wright was highly pleased wit
the trip.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
SIX HOMESTEAD
AREAS OPENED
Designated as Enterable in 800
Acre Units.

During October six areas were
designated by the Secretary OF
the Interior as suitable for entry
under the enlarged homestead
act. These include 80, ITO acres
of land in Idaho and Oregon and
make a total of 100, 1865
acres which has been designated
by the Secretary OF the Interior
as enterable in 320-acre home.
stead units.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
SALE OF UNDRAWN
POULTRY STOPPED.
State Food Inspector Wallis Issues
Bulletin on Sale of Food Stuffs.
Vinegar Barrels Must
be Labeled.

The sale of undrawn poultry. |
e. e., poultry containing the en-
trails or intestines) is forbidden
under the pure food laws of Ida
no, which prohibit the sale OF
"any part of an animal OF
fowl unfit for food" The follow
ing sections of the iaw cover the
same AS construed by this de-
partInent:
san article of food shall be
deemed to be adulterated If it
consists in whole or in part OF a
diseased, filthy, decomposed, in
fected, tainted, putrid or rotten
animal or vegetable substance OF
substances; or any part or por-
tion OF an animal diseased or
otherwise unfit for food"
Its shall be unlawful for any per-
sons or persons, orcorporations.
to sell or offer for sale the meat
of any cattle, sheep, swine, fish,
game, fowl or poultry which is
blown, tainted. heated, soured,
.. raised, stuffed, putrid or impure,
or which, for other reasons, is
unfit for human fOOd.n
The possession of any food, the
sale of which is forbidden by law,
is prima facia evidence that it is
for sale.
I This bulletin is mailed to dealers
so that they may not violate
4 the law. Prosecutions will b'
| instituted against any and al
persons found so doing.
iii BULLETIN ON VINEGAR.
III 1t is against the laws of ldah'
to sell vinegar from any cask o
L keg, unless the said cask or kes
is branded or stenciled on tn
head with the true name of tn
vinegar, name OF the article o
articles from which it is made
and the name and address of tn
manufacturer The placing of
printed label on the cask or kel
is neither branding nor stencil
ing. Dealers should see that th
head OF the cask or keg contain
ing this information is on toI
exposed to the view of the cor
sumer, for whose benefit this il
formation is required by law.
All dealers should get guaraI
tees from the wholesaler or jot
Der or manufacturer, that til
vinegars they buy comply wit
the pure food laws OF Idaho. "
have lately been clearing OFF til
market lot of distilled vinega
colored to initiate cidar vinega
Idaho farmers who are manufa
turing a good gFadeef pure eid'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Muir sery Stock

100000 fruit trees, ornamen-
tails, roses. berry bushes, grapes,
vines, shrubs and perennials, for
sale by Ham Kaufman, form
that wonderful Fruitland, Idaho
Nursery, the finest in the county.
Call at the Herald Office and ex-
anime his fine photographic and
Photographic plates in natural
colors, and leave your orders for
nursery stock that will grow, and
which is free from scale and pests.
Large commercial orchard orders
especially solicited. Try Ham.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Notice..

On and after Monday, Dec. a
until further notice, the post OF
flee will close at $50 p. m.
w. E BABCoCK, p. M.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30

A woman can go into the biggest
department store on earth. and with
out half trying. ask for something
they haven't got.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Thanksgiving Day Rates
Via o. S. L.

November 29th an Both, limited
to December 4th. See agents
for rates and further particulars.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Quips and Quirks

Don't blame. woman for wearing
her heart on her sleeve. The new
styles leave her no other place to
Tut 1t.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30

Some people look on the bright side
of things so persistently that they
wind up the proud possessors OF 9
gold brick.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30

Subs; Herschel, Brown, Black.
aby-Anderssn, Wright.
Referee, Fouch.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30

John Barry was arrested Mon
day charged with stealing three
hogs from Frank Beggone
aud was held to the district
court for trial, Bond fixed at
$1,000. He is in jail.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30

Clarence Belts, of Council, is in
Parma for a few days visiting
relatives and friends.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Thanksgiving Day Rates
Via o. S. L.

November 29th and Both, limit
ed to December 4th. See agents
for further particulars.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-30
Thanksgiving Day Rates
Via o. S. l..

Novem Der 29th and Both, limit
ed to December 4th, See agents
for rates and further particulars.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-07
Name and Address.

II am no chicken" remarked the wife,
pensiyely; but If l were, / could get the
parlor furnished. 1t needs it badly, but
Tom is not interested in the least To be
Rhode Island Red is the only way to
Tom $ Npocketbook."
The Spectator, writing in the outlook,
says he has been staying with cousin
who, in the expressive neighborhOod
phrase is chicken crazy" This state OF
mind is usually that of an early period
of the pursuit Yet, though he has not
been at II a year, the first fine. glorious
flush of hope is inevitably over, and he is
beginning to look realities in the face
AS for his wife, she has been looking them
in the face from the beginning, for, as
she complains, "all her pin money has been
sunk In pin-feathers." II is, indeed, an
eloquent fact that never, even in his most
enthusiastic moments, will the man show
his account books or discuss expenses.
Since visiting in chicken circles, indeed,
the Spectator has ceased to wonder at the
price of eggs. In the first place, there is
the modern housing of chickens. Years
ago the chicken coop was a simple affair.
Any old box, turned on end and Slated,
was good enough for a hen and her brood,
and any old shed did for a roosting place.
The chickens often roasted all over the
carryall In fact; whereas today the carry
all is an automobile and the chicken coop
winds of heaven from blowing too roughly
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-07
Protecting the Pig

Judge s. T. Wilson, Of the Court OF Civil
Appeals of Tennessee, has subscribed to
the doctrine that "Pigs Is Pigs" He has,
in fact, written judicial sequel to a
noted little book on the subject In a re-
cent decision the Tennessee tribunal de
cided that a hog is an animal and not,
per Sc, a nuisance any more than any
other animal.
Ii was I'm the case Of J. b. Fulghum
versus the town Of Bolivar. It appeared
that Mr.. Fulghum had been before the
mayor on a charge Of keeping hogs within
the corporate limits Of the city,in violation
OF a city ordinance.
Mr. Fulghum represented 10 the court
that his hogs were clean, sanitary porkers
and that the lot was I'm a perfectly SAM
tary condition. But there was the law
saying that hogs were a nuisance and fix
ing a penalty for violation, so the chief
executive OF Bolivar assessed Mr. Fulguhm
fine Of s..
The case was appealed TO the circuit court
and there a judgment was rendered against
the owner Of the shoats. The next appeal
was to the court OF civic appeals.
Upon it's final analysis, said Judge Wilson,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-07

wonder why that home is so delightful
to visit; why the beauty OF the faces OF the
inmates is so elusive; why the atmosphere
is so reposeful and uplifting that all their
cares and woes betake themselves to the
background OF fOrgetfulness while they are
enjoying their hospitality. Certainly 1t is
not wealth or palatial surroundings for
the home is guiltless OF either, perhaps, but
the hidden secret is contentment and re-
pose and this no man can buy II is
something that comes from within and re-
quires the most vigorous cultivation that
enlightened mentality can give It,
After carefully Weighing in the balance
the fancied desires of this hurry up age
and seeing how little real happiness they
create for others, look within and find for
yourself contentment with that which may
be earned on six days of the week and
rest on the seventh.
Devote II to the enjoyment of nature
and the arts. Fill It with the music of
gladness, the sunshine of love, the white
light Of truth, the brightness OF hope, the
tenderness of charity and the strength of
faith, and marvel not at the result OF
the discovery. for 10! 1t is the Kingdom
of Heaven within you.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-07

the proper Difference exacted by Czarines,
Indeed, he suggested the dangerous form
Of anarchist that believes young queens
employed to sell things should make an
occasional effort to do so.
But he succeeded at last in engaging the
somewhat contemptuous attention OF the
youngest and most susceptible OF the
crowned heads and stated his wants.
How many yards?" drawled the fluffy
haired saleslady, and at the words all the
Post Graduate Husbands fine assurance
crumbled. But it was not in him to admit
to this naughty person that he did not
know.
Ten yards" he replied loftily, and will
you hurry it along. plesse?'
How wide2" inquired the relentless
young Czarina.
How wide does II Gomez tempori4ed
the Post Graduate Husband.
"Oh, any where from a quarter of an
inch to a quarter of a yard" replied the
girl
And Dowager Czarina standing beside
her giggled appreciatively.
The Post Graduate Husband flushed, his
brow lowered. and he said in firm and icy
accents
give me ten yards of each kindr
"Silk or satin ribbon?" pursued the in
quistor.
But this time the shopper had his answer
ready.
Half Of each" he replied, And IL the
bill for $3.50 surprised him he gave no sign.
Il know you forgot my pink ribbon" the
Amateur wife said accusingly as Her
Husband entered the hallway of his home.
Forgot your pink ribboni" he exclaimed.
Here It is. OF course, I remembered the
kind you wanted" he added plaintively,
but l thought I'd bring you some Of all
kinds. There's nearly s. worth Of ribbon
in that package-every variety Of pink rib
bon there is. That ought to last you for a
while. Won't it?'
''Itll last me for the rest OF my life"
His Wife answered YEARLY. But" she
added with an effort at enthusiasm, you
did splendidly and it's simply perfect ex-
cept that its all too wide or too narrow
and it's not exactly the right shade of
pink"
! Copyright, 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Coo