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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
MONDAYS BALL GAME AT TIE
Pack WILL ATTENDED,

There wss a large sttyhdan'c 81 toe
hal game NJ the park Monday II W.,
labor day and most Of The bushes, hnds
o. Ut the city were closed In the SITTER
noon aud the people had a cAsucs Ia
get out for awhile 10 emo, the Uall
Hsms and the fresh air. TOE gate ~
csipts we're ovcr RftV dollars aud the
bloOmrr girls laid Que over 90 the big
fats In a way that made them like y
The garse WAS close all the ~av through
and the ,cor. In the ssVchth inuing
which closed the game was ! to 9 ia IL.
yor Vt the Bloomef-.
The parade Monda, stternsob led D,
Sbsd'- band was = feature ~ the DAYS
program end the costumes ~ tho Bloam
rrs Just about III ilc ls,e 'te, were IN
tended 90 hil. SrN Iai hundred irorlr
we're on 'he street 20 see them. There
i- anotber game scheduled before the
season closes between The fats sud the
slat. aud this our 10 ~ hs PLAYED FOR
. luncheon which " o. 10 spread bs The
lo'iag team.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
dos A WELL

Aharlrs McCtae " the Tucumcari
steam Luuudry has this wcck G%uislc,i
- foot sell aud ia, plcu e . good
wa'rt. A. T. - % EFT wa. the contra
~ M,,'rar i. making man improve
s,spts srcupd 'r" laundry aud t. going
"a leave uothi"g tudouc 10 make e 'hr
h,,t ylaui IN ~, Southwest.
there j. q new h,oy girl IT ,hc home
" :. e. Btovl The l:,h lidy ar.
r,ej Labor I,y, Monday. N, ~.
}. 1. Bowetmau " Norton. WIS 100 the
yuN this morning , ith u lnl ui u,'uu,
'srt ave the pre- um big ones hrnbrh;
to this market al, season. They were
Etouu by well irrigation lie na, a
III and windmill and has irrigated 4
small patch Of - len and j. uuw u1rR.
Uiipg watcrmelons. cauiclorrr. aud an
sou. ~ gard tuck u" hal sold
.sie worth OF melons when We saw him
ou the street this morning and had
most II bis load left. Sumo ~ h.
melons va hftv pounds and better aud
the canteloupe patch Is hue rs can ho
aud the flavor Is equal IN anything ia
the line ever seen in the Southwest.
lie hss riue tomatoes and peas aud bean.
aud cabbages that are good 10 look at
az well ~ what they mean when They
| rrech the 'ahLA.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
PAJARITA IRRIGATION COM.
PANY INsTALLs WATER GAGE

\ u Carter, the postmaster. aud Y.
" Muurr, attorney FOR the papnrita
Irrigation co., spent a Ia, or " ont
~ m" damsito IN the luiuritu where
They hay" Installed = water guga 10
mri,ur" the FLOW 1T the stream for the
rurpos" ~ determining the amount ~
water that may be- used for irrigation
annually.
\ government photographer, Russell.
santa Fr, was here h. assist in plucing
the gage ~ the dam.rte aud the stream
mas during the late rains been running
iwrlvo "a fifteen feet deep. And, the
government photographer aud the com
panN have made estimates IT the flow
this week and last aud they are sets.
fed That there j, water enough coming
down mi, stream annually 10 %irriVate
twenty - n irty thousand acres. The
stream WAS ten days ago running past
The ismsiie twelve ~ kftran feet deep
ri q velocity ~ nearly sir feet a see
Ond
This Is acknowledged 20 be- one ~ the
finest irrigation proportions in the
Southwest and ~ soon ~ the litigation
pending on prior right ~ location is
settled, and a decision is expected ev
cry day, the paiarita people intend 10
begin building the big lam that is 20
hEak the water up the stream for a
distance Of eight milsi. The cost Of
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
BARANcos ITEMS

Nlha woodard was transacting bust.
ness in Tucumcari one day last week.
Miss Eda Woodard, who ha. been Wis.
ting Miss Opie Patterson Of Tucumcari,
for q few weeks, returned home last
saturday.
Mrs. II, L. Miller il STAYING in TIA.
cumcHri for u while.
VIM hin spent two or three DAYS last
week IN Tucumcnri on business.
Mr.. aud Mrs. VIM, Herd, returned one
lay last week from n months visit in
colorado and reports a pleasant trip.
Quite a number NJ our Young folks M.
tended the Party NJ Mr. Fishers one
night last week and NIL report u good
time.
Mrs. N. Jones was u Tucumcari caller
one day last week.
Preaching nj the school house was
well attended last sunday aud a good
SermOn was delivered by the preacher.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
ABOUT THE HIoH SCHOOL

II ":' h"rn ay + iyi''g' ~ visit ~
High Sc'oIl . Jumb,r % 'ins. .inc-
living ~ this town. Perhaps have
visited ~ much ~ anyone outside " the
directors. go because owe it to The
young people OF the town u encourage
them by my sympathy. | also " II 10
our excellent and conscientious teacher.
Ia leud all the help possible, ia their
d%iiheult and important position, in their
not 90 just to get Ia talk sud de- not
nlWay, tab, | need rho in.pit1t ioD that
comes from association with the Young
people. | think that every patron Of
the school ought TO make Il q poist to
yisii at such time ~ 4, most helpful 20
the school. believe IL 10 lee the dulv
NJ every professional or public man. vino
has Any gift ~ public .pcn,iug 10 oasr
their services 30 profs. llufrr gui DALEY
on the occasion of their assembly per
iods and to the children 10 their liter
airy s"rirti'- aud their high .chool r.
per. our directors ahd faculty. ar. e.
my their utmost 10 make . ,uy.,s,fl'
and worthy institution 81 par .,nuul
system aEd w. "ugh' a. help.
loci Frans ~Hcdpprth.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
LIGHT AND POWER COMPANY
BEGINS IMPROVEMENTS

The Light and Power Cosrauy Of mi,
city have begun the rcrons'mr'iou ~
tue plant here and will make ~
modern in every particular u, soon 20,
money and uen can 10 u. The wiring
j. 20 be transferred 20 the alley, and
theft elevation raised several feet on %
complete SCI " new poles. The trans,
former. are 10 be- moved m the main
th~oroughfufcs sud III" capacity OF 'h"
power house increased ~ reach tho rr
quifemcu's \ iay cir'u.t i, among the
list ~ improvements Nh : Il RichoN.
msusger. came here for the rurpu,, OF
putting ~ these improvements. Tie ua-
much experience IN such work and there
j. ma louhting that ~ are soon Co have
an electric service here equal 10 any
thing Ia the Southwest.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
THE MOTHERS CLUB

The initial meeting Of the Mother IS
club, for the year lnll 1919. Will hc
held iu no" High SCHOOL Auditorium.
upon the afternoon of Friday, ~optrm
her -, az . f. M. Mud b. 81, the earnest
desire Ut both teachers aud parent,
that every prr.un that i, Interested rt
creating for children the best environ.
m"uis and o~ppurtuuittr, for the growth
~ good. and efficient men aud women.
will strive ~ ho present lt ihc.c meet
iug,, which are held monthly. that b.,
moro intimate huuvl,igo ut the ,Ntst.
ing conditions. and hy discussion ct the
rruhlpms that every day arise. the best
results may hc attained. From ihr uu.
turc ut the ease, Teacher aud parent see,
iu different lights. tho conditions that
arise, and uul, 10y consulting together
aud arriving 90 pu hurmouiou. roucm.
sion 1- 'u me course Go o., r]ur,upl both
at HON, and ~ school. can the best iu.
%torrs'. nf 'hc child poe realized NuI
when "" consider that the future mak.
er- uf nation and home urr these chill
iycu. 'U. Importance ut 'hr work can.
not hr uNrru.' .mntrI.
~ 'NI- first meeting. 'ho program
j. planned 'u give, u- nll e rIurrr .Ic.
ct just what tines, organization, nr,
aud bow they rumy tu'n being, un,
their growth wrd wonderful wor. nt
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
EPwoRTH LEAGUE
PROGRAM CONTEST

About two months ago the Epwurth
League wa ~rcoruanilcd. right in the
heat ~ summer Mrs. Hedgpcth. the
president planned IS membership rpr
test, under the leadership of Mis-, san
du,sy aud Miss Crohord. the winning
side giving q delightful cutcrtainmcu,
at the close NJ the contest. which built
the league from a small handful tu the
largest Young People, soriciy iu town.
Last mouth an attendance contest wa,
planned ~hich ended in 'hc melon feed
described elsewhere IN this issue. aud
which Kept the average attendance up
20 shouI 30 during the wrlt"riug mont 10
~ August. The leaders IN 'hi, will be-
Miss vanita Williams and Ms, ltl'irr
Prueii. All the Young people NJ 'h"
town not working aud wor,hiptng elise
where are invited to affiliate with the
k.pWor'h i.casur.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION

lu ihr Dist ,rt tuurr ui the Sl',u
judicial District. Territory uf Nrv Mo>.
lr.. County OF punv jaime, q pmgh.
'rN VS. g. H. Kc,.rr aud Ouo
Eoy."r Boo, wife, H. j. stock
c'', Dr.. Henry T.. ~torhrtt. IL"
'"niu'. We $50. The above named
defendant, arr b"r"h" notified that ru
.n'iuu ha, been commenced against you
Dos '1, uluHr named James f. Duughrry
20 'hr atuNo ~ iced rour, aud ,ausr
whereby rIulu'in ,rrh, To quiet IN him.
self the 'i'lr 900 aud To- Lot T. nf
Block % 90 tho Original Tow n,.ir uf
I~trumrlrI 'luny County sew Mexico.
ar,"ruIuu 90 'br pll, thereof hlci m
'h" "'.n ut l'rrhnt, Clrrk aud EN.Or.
hrl" E"""rtrr "t quay County, N"w
M"N|.". nd for general relief IN 'he
nroul '-. and Won ARE further notified
thar ~.lr,, YOU enter ~ cause to bee en-.
tered F"ur appearance, herein on CT lee
fur" M, "'h day ~ November. \. H..
|2II. Judgment pro co1fc,sn will he
rendered against sou and the relief
prtEvl for irrrc.d
Harry II. MrElrov ~ Tucumcnri. f.,
attorney for plaintiff.
SEAL. CIiNS. f.. DOWNS,
ilcrh ~ said court.
Friday VI Eckmau, Deputy.
First Publication sept. st
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
Coles Not elasi heater 10
Guaranteed 10 be q Money Saver

fuel over any lower draft stove OF
the same size, ana wa have "A letter
from the Cole Manufacturing Ga. to
this ehect. Besides this. Coles Hot
Blast burns any kind OF fuel, soft
coal. Ignite. hard coal. crushed coke.
wood or rubs Don't wait until the
season IN well on and the cold weather
IL here before investigating the merits
OF this remarkable heater. We have
them on hand and will 10 glad To- show
them to you The price runs from
el2.Co up. (R-lIJ
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
A FIERCE MONT A

IS the hoars", startling cough uf q child,
suddenly attacked hy Group often IL
aroused Lewis Chamberlain. of MHnchc,.
ter, -, n H. No, -, for their children
were greatly subject to Group "Som"
times ia severe attacks, - he wrote d wr
were afraid they would die. hut since
We proved what q certain remedy Dr.
Kings New Discovery is, We have ma
fear, W" rely m 1t for Group aud for
coughs. colds ~ any throat or luuu
trouble. 50 DO thousands Of others.
so may Won. Asthma, Hay Fever, lI
Grippe, Whoopiug Cough, lIcmurrhapr.
fly hrfor" u, zoe and sl,uO, Trial bot.
tie free. Sold by Elk Drug St,tr.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
ATTACKS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL

\ sever" attack on school principal
Ihns. H. Allen. 1T Svlynniu. Ga, is thu,
told hN him 30 For more than ihro,
wears. be- writes, OF suffered ludr.rti
huhlr '"rtur" FROM rhrumat ISM liycr
and ,'"morh trouble and diseased kiI
urv- ~ rrmriir, failed tin usr.
Electric B't"rs, bat four BOTTLES If thi,
w"udcrful remedy cured me complete
" such results are common. Thuus
and, bless them for curing stomach
trouble, female complaints. sidney d..
orders. h~iliuu.urss. aud tor new health
and yIgor Try them. only lOc NJ EIt
Drug Store.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
CHURCH

The regular service, Iu the morning
ih s'inu Enica,or NJ - r nj. Th,
evening hour vii. hr used hy the We.
Chi sttau Temperate" Union, ion
q lrlon srrvir" \ good program hH.
! cen prepared and the public BE- cordial
~ invited 'o given encouragement o..
thu, yer, worthy cause ny % large ~.
i~sudysrc.
e. r. Crawford. Pastor
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09

III" hig storage frsrtNuir Will reach
shout uuc half million dollars aud the
Pa iati'a = ompnnN have the 'uul, prom
is"d {" carry ~" big enterprise to com
plc'iuu.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09

II 3. NOV work that .ill. men; il D.,
worry. Wrrh, good. homes, labor, i,
healthy.
Let q broken man cling ~ his work.
n ~ save, nothing else % will save
him.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09

North, will deliver the lccturc 1T the
occasion. This Is 20 be- the regular ob.
s"rvnuc" of the Temperance sunday aud
everybody il invited
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department " the Interior. T.. :. Ian,
Office ~ ~Turumcurr, Y. VI.
September u, 1911

Dhicr NJ T]urumcurr, y. NJ.
September H.. 1911
Notice d. hereby given that Ruhrr,
l.r" S%croggius, Of Barauro,. y. NJ. who.
"n October r., 1905. made ". e.. so
l23G7, Serial \o. ui937D, for NWl,.
See .. Twp y, Range - f.. y. n. f.
Meridian, ha. filed notice ct intention
10 make Final Five Year Proof. 20 r,
iahIl-b claim ." the luul nhoy" Ir,rrlh.
ed. before The Register aud Receiver
T.. :, Land Onir" ~ Tucumrurr. y Vi.
ou the ll'h dnv Of Ne, rmhrr. lHll
claimant name. rs Witnesses. John
T.. Nelson, 81 Bnrnuco,, \. NJ. John y
%liul,c, ct Barauro.. y NJ, u. VI. Wood,
~ Loourv, y. VI. Thomn, ,%Icir"y, Ut
I]."nucy, y. VI
80 u T.. \. Prentice, Register.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-09-09
NEW HLKs' HOME TO BB
DEDICATED MONDAY NToHT

The new Elks' Home. which is reeei
ing the finishing touches this week will
be dedics9a by the Lodge next Men
dsy night. The borue il n " the hes,
in the territory aud represents 50 ex
penditure Of about tis.O00. The lode,
has grown rapidly here and the memhet
chip are much elated oVet the tsct that
the Home IL n0w ready for ,hcm III,
program for the dedication ]. - folIo~.
Program
RituslistSc Dedication Exercises.
WALTZ. kiss Of spring Waite
Pope. nv Orehestrs
Vocal Soto. Nightinesis, wsr,
stephens, by Mis-. Ruth lreuc Aber
instrumental Solo SouVea,r de Tro
vstore. Richard Hoauan. nv Gcorg,
Ferguson.
Quartet. "powH by the pld Nj
stream. Nv Csuther.. Sandusky. Lie
beAdOrfer and Campbell.
Instmmen,si solo. Rcvrtie, ?
Anterior. by Miss Bertha ". Altizer.
Vocal solo. "who Knows, Ernest Y
Hall. by Miss Lillian Pruett
Instrumental solo. Rustic ~
spring Siuding, by Miss Myrtle Me
Kehzie.
Walt1, Aroma Fulton. OrchrsAra
orator. Rev. Harvey NJ. shields.
Quartet, - Beautiful Isle, - Caruther'
Ssnduskv, L~iebcudorfrr, Campbell.
Tuesday night reception and ball 10
members aud lady.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10

Application for employment was
recently made to a Louisville bust
ness man by a young chap from the
mountain region of the state. The
Louisville man was f"avorabyl i'm
pressed by the stranger, but as no
references we're offered he determin-
ed To hold The application in allegiance
until he could personally look into
the young mans ~antecedents, which
he could do when next he visited that
part of the state whence the appli-
ant hailed.
1t was not long before the oppor-
tunity vas afforded. The Louisville
mar sought out the sheriff of the
young mans home county and asked:
DO you know Bill Sparks?"
Shore, | know him"
What kind of a young man is
hep
Pretty fair
rs he honest?"
Honest? Shohe. Why he's
been arrested three times for stealth
and acquitted each timei'"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
Quito Another Mnfler.

DO you give gas here?" asked a
Withholding nan who had rushed
into a dentists
We do" replied the dentist.
Does it put a fellow to Sleep"
1t does"
Sound sleep, so you cant wake
him up?"
Yes
You could break his jaw, or
gouge out his eye, and he wouldn't
feel it,"
lie would know nothing about
It."
"How long does he sleep?'
The physical insensibility produe-
ed by inhallng gas lasts a minute, or
probably a little less"
4 expect that's long enough,
Got It all ready for a fellow 10 takeg'
Yes; take a seat In this chair and
show me your tooth.
Tooth, Nonsense said the ex-
cited caller. beginning rapidly 10 re-
move his eoat and vest. 4 want you
To pull a porous plaster off my back
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
Buying vs.. shopping.

Representative Henry of Texas.
apropos of his campaign against in
ternational marriages, said the other
day in Waco:
"How can anybody look on marri-
age in such an unmanly and such a
mercenary way as does the foreign
nobleman?
"A friend of mine. a diplomat. re-
peated 10 me a conversation he once
heard in a St. James street club in
London between an earl and a duke.
THE earl said to the duke:
We'll, do you think Asa Codes
daughter. Lolita Code, is going to
buy you2'
The duke smiled obviously as he
answered:
Sometimes think she is, and
then again. my boy, | think she's
only shopping. New York Herald
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
Sorrow of tIte Microbes.

The germ theory, thanks to the
study of hygiene in the schools, is
familiar even to our children" said
DR.. Charles T. Athens, president OF
Susquehanna University, in an adj
dress at Selinsgrove.
1.-Two little Selinsgroye urchins
played in their mothers kitchen the
other day while the cook boiled some
water. Hearing the sound of the
boiling, they drew near the gas
range.
What is in that pot?' asked the
first urchin.
Water said the second. Just
water
What is the sound | hear then,
brether?'
'Sister,it is the microbes cry
ing. New York Tribune.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
G. NOTICES
APPLICATION NO. 22a4.
Notice of Application for Permission
To Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9th day of October. 1911. in accordance
with Section %, Chapter XxXI, of the
Statutes of 1909. the ohana Mining
Company, a corporation, of Salt Lake,
County of Salt Lake. and State of
Utah, made application to the State
Engineer of Nevada for permission to
appropriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appropriation
is to be made from indian Spring n
Rhyolite Spring, at points which bears
n. IS deg. AZ min. e. 742s feet from
corner to Secs. u and 10 on East
boundary of T. Is N. r. 81 E. NJ. d..
b. & NJ, by means of pipes and ten
cubic feet per second is to be conveyed
to points in SEh of NEA of Sec. IS.
T. 10 n. r. 6S E., NJ. D. b. & NJ,
(unsurveyed.) by means of pressure
pipe and there used for power, mining
and domestic purposes. Water not to
be returned to stream.
w. Nj. KEARNEY.
State Engineer.
(First Publication December. 3. 1919
(Last Publication December 81. 1911.)
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10

John NJ. Harlan" said a Chicago
lawyer, in a eulogy of the late sup
RENE court justice, aad a way of
pointing an observation with a story.
"Once he wanted to rebuke a man
for exaggeration. so he said he was
as bad as a Pittsburgh millionaire
who was being interviewed by a New
York reporter.
Where, sir, We're you born?' tho
reporter, as he sharpened his pencil,
asked.
- was born in Pittsburgh said
the millionaire.
And when did you first-er-
see the light of day?'
When | was g. the millionaire
replied My people then moved
to Philadelphia. Washington
Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10

that they are producing literature,
but they can't fool us. They only
fool themselves. These men might
produce literature If they would just
put a little more sincerity into their
work, but as it is, they remind NE OF
Jake McMasters.
You're workin' very hard today,
Jake, my son, said a friend. How
many hods O. mortar in the name OF
heaven, have We carried up that lad
der since startin' time?'
Hush, me lad. said Jake, with a
wink. I'm foolin' the bess. I've
carried the same hodful u and down
all day, and he thinks I'm workin'. -
Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
APPLICATION NO. 2fso.
Notice of Application for Permission
TO Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given hat on the
18th day of July. 1911, in accordance
with Section %, Chapter XXXI. of the
Statutes of 1909, the Steptoe Valley
Smelling & Mining Co, a corporation, of
McGill, County of White Pine. and
State of Nevada made application to
the State Engineer of Nevada for per
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
Berry Creek and its tributaries. at
points in the NWh of SWA Sec. 80 t.
Is N. r.. 65 e.. NJ. d. b. & NJ, by means
of dam. reservoir and pipe line and
20 cubic feet per second is to be con-
veyed to points in the w u of Sec. 80
T. Is N. r. 65 F.. and the Sc u of Sc
Il Sec. 81, T. IS n. r. 81 T., M. ID. b.
& NJ, by means of natural channel of
Berry Creek, Pat Creek and Duck
Creek and pipe line. and there used
for power. milling. m~etallurgical and
domestic purposes. Water not to be
returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First Publication November IL, 1911)
(Last Publication December 10. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
Get a Transfer.

OeU Il transfer.
1T you are on the gloomy line,
Get a transfer.
II you're inclined to fret and pine,
Get a transfer.
Get of the track of doubt and gloom.
Get on the sunshine train, there's
room,
Get a transfer.
IT YOU are on the worry train,
Get a transfer.
You must not stay there and COM
plain,
Get a transfer.
The cheerful cars are passing
through,
And there is lots Of room for you
Get a transfer.
If YOU are on the grouchy track,
Get a transfer.
Just take the happy special back.
Get a transfer.
Jump on the train and pull the rope
That lands you at the station, Hope
Get a transfer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10
The Editor Knows Everything.

A merchant about seven years IN
arrears 10 a Smithyille paper vas
dying. The editor dropped in 10
see him.
How do you feel?" asked the pen
ell pusheT.
All looks bright before me. =
gasped the subscriber.
I thought So" replied the editor.
you'll see the blaze in about ten
minutes
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-10


Willie tied the baby's tar
Firmly to the chandelier;
Baby chuekled. full of glee-
Twas his ear of corn you see.
Princeton Tiger.
Willie pulled him by his tongue;
Round and round the they
swung;
Baby seemed to like it, though
Twas his wagon tongue, you know.
Chicago Tribune.
Willie pounded baby's head.
And the infant, smiling, said:
Google, joogle, umpJy tum'-
Twas the head of baby's drum.
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Willie, with his papa's Ratchet,
Gave the baby's face a knock;
Baby crowed with JOY, for twas the
Face of baby's nursery clock.
Boston Post.
Willie's little appetite
Longed for something nice and light;
Ate his leg, the little glutton-
Twas his little leg of mutton.
Montreal Star.
Willie, then, for a surprise.
Dug out both of baby's eyes;
Baby laughed, gave VIII a hug
Twas his 'tater's eyes he dug.
Milwaukee Seminal.
Little Willie took a drop
While held by his loving pop;
Did it hurt him? Not a bit,
Paregoric makes pain get.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Willie hacked the baby's thigh
Bare of meat, without a sigh,
Baby laughed and sucked the bone
Twas a ROSTERS not his own.
Kansas City Telegram.
Willie found a fat cigar,
1t was strong and black as tar;
Baby ate 1t, did not choke
For it was a candy smoke.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Willie's such an awful cuss.
Always planning for a muss.
Guess by this time baby of'en
Wishes he vas in his coffin.
Washington Post.
Coughin' doesn't always kill
Certainly not little viii;
| Here he's back, and baby, too,
Every bit as good as new.
Boston Transcript.