Gilpin observer., 1911-02-09
OBSERVATIONS
It beats all-Time.
A sign of prosperity-$.

When a man gets "three sheets to
the wind" he finds it hard navigating.
1t always seems cold when a mans
pocketbook gets down to 0.
Somehow women make a pretty
mess of their hair these days.
The pessimist always has the hard
est luck.
County option seems to be one of
the spirits of the times.
One-half the world don't think the
other half has any business living.
The office seeker leaves the voter
at the poll.
Did you ever see an alarm clock
that had a pleasant tone to its ring?
A narrow-minded man wears just as
big hat as anyone else.
The woman who can cook need
never be lonesome.
A gentleman is quite often just an
ordinary stiff who has money.
Some women like religion because
they can believe in it without their
husbands asking them a lot OF per-
picking questions about it.
Isn't it funny that the man who will
gracefully resign his seat to a lady
on street car will try to hold down
two double seats on a railway train.
The young man who uses perfumed
stationery and plasters his hair down
with vaseline and ambergis water will
be complaining some day because the
world didn't give him a chance.
There's one thing mother can't
do for her boys-she can't go down
to the swimming hole with them and
teach them to swim.
Your love for your neighbor Is less
likely to suffer set back if you keep
your line fence well braced.
IA man isn't much of comforter"
if he don't keep his wife warm nights
The man who eats the boarding
house hash is the real ultimate con-
sumer.
Roosevelt is said to have built up
his reputation as a moralist by mere
ly repeating in more emphatic way
moral truths that have come down
through ages. Take his famous anti
race suicide propaganda, for instance.
There is Washington, distinguished
as the Father of His Country.
Some of our early Impressions that
We remember the most distinctly
were not made on the mind.
The girl who never hears what the
flirt says to her is perfectly capable
Of taking care of herself.
We like to see other people get up
in the world If they take US with
them.
There are some few virtues to a
boarding house. One is, patrons never
get the gout.
You never get tired Of hearing a
cheerful person talk.
Sometimes a man moves slowly
because he takes time to scatter a
little sunshine as he goes.
Some reformers want to make the
world better SO that there won't be
SO many temptations for them to
yield to.
Sometimes the office seeker who
makes the slowest run scatters the
most dust"
Older people always expect young
sters to be an improvement upon
what they were themselves when
children.
Dignity is way we have of max
ing people believe we are what they
know we amt.
Gossip Is when a woman tells her
neighbors what one of her husbands
friends has told him.
The real hero is the one who gees
through the world without hurting
anyone.
Disease germs are carried in paper
currency SO We are told, but you
wouldn't believe it to see the way It
brings a healthy bloom to the face
of most any recipient.
The young man who can't travel
fast enough to suit himself quite fire.
quently gets some assistance from the
hurry-up wagon.
Some of our brightest men are
those who went to college in youth
SO don't get discouraged If your par
ents insist on educating you.
II you wish to remember a name,
write 1t three or four times on n
sheet of paper. You will be surprised
at the result. Did you ever notice
how we'll you remember a namo that
you write on the head Of state
mcnt every month?
Kisses are about as near nothing
as you can get Lots OF girls are aw-
fully good for nothing.
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