Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-05-18

1 have long been,
suspicious of the
Truly good men
and women who
are always raising money to help dis,
tress away OFF somewhere, and who,
regularly abuse the people for lack Of
enthusiasm.
About the worst use you can make.
of a woman Is to sprinkle cheap per-,
fumery on her.
A preacher enjoys being called!
doctor as much as a Justice of tho
peace enjoys being called Judge"
A man has the best OF a woman I'M
one particular; IL he wants to. he can
always get married.
I'll think it over" is another way!
of saying you don't want to do 1t.
II o accomplish anything, you must
do 1t In spite of the critics.
Women can wait more patiently than
men.
Don't be afraid to change your mind.
How cold-blooded some people are
when they inquiries: What Is there
i'm it?"
The average cross man Is a sick man.
A very young boy trying to whistle.
reminds me of a very young rooster
trying to crow.
1t Is difficult for a man to tell the
truth and his side of the story at the
same time.
It is said a certain woman il SO cold
that h rusts the pins in her clothes.
One Of the most serious things in life
Is to offend q friend. There are so few
who are kind and ~considerate of your
feelings. that you should not offend
them. Someone has been your admfrer
for years. If you offend him, 1t cuts
deep, and he mourns in secret. Don't
do 1t. Be as good to people generally
as you can, but above everything else,
be c%onsiderate and a~ppreciative OF
our friends.
Every hour in this big wide world.
some man is married who never said
outright to the girl beside him, will
you marry me?"
Some people are thrifty, and others
are shiftless. There does not seem to
be n help for it.
A strain Of worthless blood will not
run gu in 10 generations. while q
strain of good blood is liable to run
out in a single generation.
If you behave yourself. your territory
constantly increases.
Lots OF things go on that you don't
know about.
The ushers at a theater always beg
OIL when there Is a lecture.
II you don't get along with an ac-
differences; keep away.
When there is a bad accident, the
first thing the coroner does is to 90
through the pockets of the man espon
sible for it. to see If a bottle can be
No one ever fooled the people with
false teeth.
How willingly the world imposes on
A blum has a tendency to run out,
n every 80 often 1t is necessary to
renew 1t.
sAS SOu iIdhC u request TO q rail.
road man. n he says he will take it
up" he Is going to give you q chance
to forget 1t.
II o want to be pepula.. don't ask
Tor sympathy, give 1t.
No woman should laugh at a joke on
her husband.
Men 50 often say: ITS turning u
Just as / said"
Don't let a book agent decide your
literary taste.
Children are scolded for being pig
gfsh about taking the biggest, but their
parents are just as bad.
1t is not enough to admit that Won
are a fool: o must try to get over 1t.
When game vas plentiful, guns were
muzzle- leaders and flint-locks. Now
that there is no game, what beautiful
repeating shOtguns and rifles we have.
When I was a boy the most terrible
thing ever known in our country conn
munity was called Jake Wa1ner'a
Sin" One day nv father whon IN thn