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Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11
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UNIVE1s Sl'lY,
" WASHINGTON, u. y.
PRESIDENT.

Located in Capitol Of the Nation.
Campus or over uMc.ILy ..cIcS. AdVan-
tagto uusu. passed. MuIeru S;!enLltic
ana general tQulpnenl. New Catnexle
Library. New ocienco Hal. Faculty
Ul OV6r enc nu..dr, Il. I.5l svuuouLS
from 50 STAT S ana Ii other countries.
Unusual Opportunities Tor oell-SuppOrC.
n . young EIdu or WOIDur OF encrsY or
Capacity neeI Dt deprived OF Ils auVau-
tageS.
Tile COLLEGE OF ARTS AND
SUIEN CEo.
Devoted to liDt.aI Studies. Courses
IN Eugl!Sn, Mathematics, Latin, Gl COX.
tlcucu, Grlm, n, Pa. -u,;ln lSUry,
Biology, History, PntAusopny, aud the
Social Sciences, ouch co al g,vo.I IN tho
best approved Colleges. II prU.eSSurS.
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THE TEACH COLLEGE.
Special UppOr.uiItu.es Tor Loacuers.
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III Normal IlalH,ns. hIu5.u, MANUAL
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Faculty OF 10. Three cOurses Of four
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school. George }. CummlusS, ~. M,
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COURSES III BoOhkeep'nS, StenOgrapny
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Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

News comes from Hsmlton Der.
10 nda that Dr.. S, N. Myers, mos, f..
mons reader, think er, scholar and
doctor, VITO bus spent swo weeks
there, "as usual while fishing caught
the largest fiji that was ever caught
IN that section or country. L. may
be 60, ard il may not be 60, for We
have beard the came story told in
Martineburg-Kound Top an d
Sleepy Greek % evidence. TO make
good The etelement, either weigh or
bring home tffi iu7iss to bear GU, she
reports that you caught the largest
hsb ever CaUgb' there.
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

The United States Government
has ordered 10000 American sol
diers to the b orders of Mexico, Tue
motive for this great military display
is the deter min alton Of Urcls Sam
to preserve neutrality and protect
our immense interests in Mexico
IL conclusion, it may not be ami,e
for US to state that the mobilizing
or these thousands of soldiers may
mean The beginning Of struggle the
result Of which no one can fUretcll.
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11
NO TED NEGRO ORATOR TO
LECTURE AGAINST SALOONS

Robert T.. Clay the Sou,hlaud's
Negro orator, will be in Martin ebury
on bvh.lf OF The CtUz.us No License
League "a p ak as follows:
Monday Night March 1871, Mount
Ijon M. + Church, W. Martin ST.;
tuesday Night March l4'h, Dndley
Fee Baptist Chu1ch, n. Raleigh ST.;
Wednesday Night March Is h, VIM
Spears Fl III. West Burke Street;
Thursday Nigh, March l6 b, Mt.
I en- NJ L. Church, W. Martin ST.:
F'dny Night March lee, SIT. Zion
n +. Church. W. Martin.
All N c:in9s will begin promptly
a. 8 o'clock. Les there be large
attendance at al these Meetings aud
her Reasons for wing Tie Sslco I
Gu. Of VI sttinshurg.
b. Ocder Of Committee.
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

Gov. G.us-cnck ecems determined
TO conveL" ,r2 West Virginia LeCis>
lalure Ia ezra session during toe
early part Of April. Tue especial
business to be considered 1T tie
extra ecesirn is the cnac IN Mt of a
primary election bill, measure
which tue Governor is DESTROYS OF
State.
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49, RAILROAD.
Directed 10 November 27:h. 1910.
Trains ieaYe MaItinsbur2 as icilowx
WEST BOUNE

WEST BOUNE
No IS Daily stII.IS M for + tt.burp
Cincira2I., Louisville and 81. Louis.
Connects itr koDney except Sunday and
al Grafton for Wheeling daily.
No Sc Daily atII.lS IN for Grafton.
Pitts. utg ard Chicago.
70 Da.ly. at 1927 p IN for Grafton,
Pittsn-. and Chicago.
No, DAILY 7.37 p In Tor Wheeling Col
umpu, and Chicago.
no, Daily at b.I6 m tor Cincinnati,
Louisville and St. Louis.
No Daily at 30 4 m for Cincinnati
Louisville and st LOUIS.
Fer Cumberland and way Stations, No
SO, 5.l+ p. m.
no. y Daily at II.2S m. for PitrsDurg
No - Daily except Sunday a, q. 50 m
or ..Aberland and intermediate sta
.'HLs. Connects foI Berkeley springs.
EAST BOUND.
MOI Daily at 4.I9 for Washing
ten, Baltimore, Pnllade phia ana New
York,
No 10 Daily 4.30 q IL for Washington
and Baltimore.
ton. baltimore, Philadelphia and New
YORK, Connects for Lexington Va, and
ll.gei&town except Sunday and FEEDER
lick.
No. 40 o.5S a. M, for Washington and
Baltimore.
Nc = Daily at 1919 N for Wasnine-
ton, baltimore, Philadelphia an1 NV
York,
No Daily at ass P N tor Washington
;ialtlrn ore, PLliAielp:..A and New York.
No Ii Daily AZ ~ = Ia Tor Washington
Es.ltir. exc, Philadelphia and New FORK.
NoI2 Daily Du4uesne Llmlted" at
1923 a. nj. for Washington. D1s..nore.
p!ilad elphla and New Ok.
No 10 Daily except sunday at 1915 Pr
for Frederick, BalLMnCIL I'D al, lntcr-
II edia;c stations VIA Old line.
NoAo ally except oonaay at L 81 = M
for " shlng ton ana baltimore Auu.li IN.
terInedlatc stations, Connects !O4 &C lel-
lex.
c. w. BASSETT, Gen. Fass Agent.
Baltimore N /.
K. S. BOuIC Ticket agent,
Marsirsbur.,, u Va
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

Ii 1t be true that the Democratic
party reformed from passing the
Jlmorow bill he alleged by the Ad
vocase until it geiS foil sway 70 do
30, she best thing for every Negro
10 do 10 TO rally around and for the
G. 0. P. in Move mber 1912, because
every Republican yo'ed against the
bill and the majority of the Demo-
crass voted for IT, IT, however, the
Negroes throughout tbe ssate would
scs as IntelIigently % hey do 10
Berkeley County AUDI had similar
characters es law makers as Messrs.
Seiber', SpeJow and Silver they could
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11
IHE REV. IRL r HICKS 1911
ALMANAC.

The nv. Irl r. Hicks Almanac
fox 1911, that guardian A>gvl 10 c
hundred thou aud homes, is now
ready. Not many are now willing to
be without it and the Rev. lrl r.
Hicks Maeazine, WORD AND Works,
The two arc OILY ONE DOLLAR =
year. The Almanac is $50 postpaid
No home or office should fail TO send
Cor them, TO WORD AND Works PUD
LISTING co. 22Ol Locust St., Saint
Louie, Mo
The state license tax Of $1,000 90
for each ssloon does not beuefi. our
City one dollar, as it oil goes into the
State Treasury and never comes
back. A dvt.
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

tic saloon. nnonUt,rg TO $50 T4i.45.
III" Stio"n K: pr c.II' ctl"g It trum
be Ie"pie wh1 pa'rnnZe h'> Bat
.aGd ibi, add. d to $50. 600 for drink
pa't Ok The Patron, OF the Is ,ri> too
much Money thrown sway.-Adv..
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

every Judge and Congress and
the pay Of ali 9th r goytrnm,nt Of
hciaIs IS, in blood cursed money.
Lircoln said Nothing is settled
TIL 1t IS settled ngh;' VIC con
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11
SATURDAY, MARCH II, 1910

Hon. Richard A. Ballingyr, S.cro-
tary Of the Interior 10 Mr.. Tufu's
cabinet, has resigned. His SUCCESSOR,
q Ch'cu9oan, has heen appointed.
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

For the first time in life Of late.
our attention has b'cn seriously en-
gn8sd on intemperaDce, and so far,
the honest conclusion reuch.d is.
may the human family in the nnme
and for the love Of God be ,tmparnir
in all thinge-nnd that may irc.ute
the drink Of whiskey if decent per-
son feels he needs IT,
Admittedly, hundreds Of ihous-
Iands OF human whiskcy hoas nsva
Killed themselves by abusipg Wits
key.
Why not make as forceful war
fare on sll the evils that intes, this
Countrywide worst curse Of this ard
all other ages? Why no, begin at
the proper begin min g-!he home TO
make the youth grow up ag4ine,
whiskey and it's abusive evils?
What more in goodness could
| come to one who Was iorc> d 10 be q
christian against his will, than there
will come to those who are made
temperate against thsir will?
| Drunkenness has RACED fer all
tine, aud the moro the fountain head
lega!iZ>s the manufacture Of it a. an
enormous revenue for the sole pur-
pose Of gettiny hi 2 salaries, SO long
Will tn world be filled with drum -
ksrds, and that prohibition will in
creas, 1T, is patent in the way we see
1t, for everything Mat is not right is
incorporate.
The South's temperance wave is
shsmefully byrocrllicuI, for were the
cellars Of the rich examined, 9 on, OF
every 10 wluld havo barrels of whis-
hey in them and the inmates drink
ing freely, while at the same time
they deprive the poor from using it.
Ii true, is it lail?
Way are they GOT good to the poor
and educate tom, and do right and
treat he colored people as Gods
own chlidrer--2iving every nvire
soul equal opportunities?
We have declared thai whlskey is
al excellent thiDg-tbe hest mtdi-
cine in the world-and that fools
have abused it. We believe 10 kill
ing the big evils to reach with more
ease, the smaller ones. We have
never suffered from the elects Of
wbiskey but, on Goo. how VIC have
suffered from this christian coun,rv's
caste IN vogur. The former Is like
the occasional bursting Of the sun
from uoder a cloud, to the uudimmed
sunlight of a day.
Go back to God IN genuine chris
uan'ty; train your childreu up as
God dearees you should, and wbep
toey are old they will not depar,
from ii-and they will DOT be drum
kaTts As he Greeks made their
slaves drunk and allowed thcm TO
~ajlow 10 the mud before ard dis
gust their children, SO an old beastlv
cot may serve as good lesson to the
children Of this age.
Why not, if you bave .tbe voting
power, compel tho government to
stop giving men The right 10 mske
TT What good will our side issues
20, SO long as hundreds of thousands
OF politicians, 100 lazy to earn their
living by the ''swcat Of their browsr
CIT big pay from the revenue on
whisbcJ7
" ..- 'rI E y e.. ,.,~,.
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

The Martinsbu'g Saloons pay into
the City Treasury S4744 Is for Lii
censes THIS equals just A. and O5
100 cents per iuhahitart for the
privilege Of destroying our Men, our
Boys and our Homes. Does it pay?
-AdVt,
Pioneer press. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1882-19??, 1911-03-11

Trenches seem 10 dominate, and TO
avoid Humiliation the Advocates ad
vice may be extremely vice.
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The total Of City and State Lii
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

"HESE pictures of lovely bonnets
show what happens to the sun
bonnet when the milliner makes
1t Of her dainty and soft materials.
Made of lace, chiffon, thin and lus-
trous silks and straws almost as pill
able, with occasionally the sheerest
batiste or Swiss embroidery, the sun
bonnet almost loses it's identity. 1t
becomes a wonderful example of mil
linery art and finds a welcome in
hearts already warmly attached to its
plain. work-a-day predecessor.
These elaborate pieces of headgear
are only intended for occasional wear
and may therefore be as fragile as
any dream. They are indeed among
those millinery dreams" which cost
many substantial dollars, for much
material and much work goes into
their making.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
TRIMMINGS THAT HAVE FAVOR
Are Among the First In Popu-
lar Esteem.

Among the favorite trimmings are
laces OF all kinds, among which are
Venise, Italian, filet and Milan laces.
Gold and silver laces are also used on
some of the more elaborate gowns
Hand embroidery Is much seen. A
number Of beaded trimmings are
shown, and there seems to be a ten.
dency to favor large beads somewhat
on the order of Indian beads, which
are noted on several of the Paquin
models.
Braids OF all kinds are used on tail
or made suits and dresses, In various
widths, in plain and fancy designs.
Fringe, tassels and braid ornaments
are also among the trimmings and
arouse much attention. Silk fagoting
is used to a great extent on many Of
the best models. There is also quite
a liberal use made of velvet ribbon,
which was employed largely for
sashes, in both black and colors.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

The crowns are all big and soft,
supported by light wire frames. The
brims are all fluffy ruffles, varied,
elaborated and abundant. Ribbons.
soft and lustrous and gay, small, gar
den or field flowers make up their
trimmings. GauZe ribbons are often
used and are in keeping with the rest
Of the airy fabrics. Occasionally a
bonnet is provided with ties but the
elastic fastener is used in most cases
and Is comfortable and secure, that
is, as secure as any method of fasten-
ing in use at present.
Nearly all these bonnets are made
up in white, but the pale blues and
pinks are not entirely neglected. II
is said white ones can be tinted to
pale shades, by processes known to
the milliner.
JULIA BoTToMLEY.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
A Houseplant Item.

Houseplants Of any kind that seem
to need more life and energy will
thrive by submitting 1t to a course
of ammonia water applications, that
is, the soil. Ammonia when diluted
in the proportions that one makes it
water is quite as good and COM
bination of Sbapy water and ammonia
is still better. Give the poor house
plants drink that is also food to
them when you are about to throw,
into the drain material which they
actually require to appear at their
best.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
Teach
Child
to AnuSe
Its Own
Self
By ROSE CUION

I his wife should
full him when he tong and Shaving for her. If she hates
sacrifice herself the that Bob should remember mother
who too busy too tired for romp with him.
The other edhot the president Of
mothers club when she caught blowing bubbles with small
boy She assured that spelling him utterly by allowing him
conrve for living his life without help from Others and
tried feel that a back mother who
had not the best interest of her child at heart
If Bobby not going be good happy because his
mother rocked him sleep occasionally would play with him when
asked her will his chances turning
we'll
AS for the rmps enjoy them much Bob does brushes
wits and imbers bones to keep with small
There lot of good modern ideas of bringing children but
the which them make almost
long for the time when unscntfc mothers with
only love to guide us in bringing up our little
don't believe either Bob Bobs wife to be will rele his
mother for the jolly boy and had together they should
do do
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
MayonnaIse of lobstcE

Meat of one large lobster Cut fne,
lay the coral aside to use In dressing.
Rub yolks of four hard-boiled eggs
to a paste, then rub the coral and
two tablespoonfuls of salad oil, one
teaspoonful of made mustard, one
teaspoonful sugar, pepper and vinegar
to suit taste. Pour this over the
minced lobster, toss well, put in salad
bowl, place inside leaves OF lettuce
around 1t, serving them with the lob
ster. The whites of eggs can be cut
In strips to decorate 1t.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
WAYS TO SERVE BERRIES
Expert Hostess Very Seldom Dishes
Them Up Twice In the Same
Manner.

The expert hostess. espeV ally. il she
likes strawberries better than does the
rest of her family. rarely serves them
twice in the same way
For breakfast she uses them on the
hull, massed on a mound of sugar with
border of leaves. The strawberry
fork is sometimes used, but epicureS
prefer eating them from the hull.
For a first course at luncheon aervet
the berries In sherbet glasses with a.
maraschino sauce, or combined with
pinapple and thin slices of bapana:
The fruit should be prepared atfsAc
an hour before the meal, sugared and
we'll chilled
Newer than the compete as first
course are timbale cases filled with
big berries heaped with powdered SUI
gar.
Strawberry shortcake is good. Con-
stant warfare is waged between short
cake made from biscuit dough and
that from cake batter. Both are pala-
table, but the former should be really
short and the cake not the plain va
riety too often used! CRSose nice
cottage pudding batter or, better yet.
use the one, two, three, four recipe,
which is known to most cooks.
The secret of good shortcake is to
have half the berries sugared and
crushed for filling. This is also used
on the top layer. topped by whole ber-
ries.
Plenty of rich cream is good with
shortcake, but scant supply is try
ing, and 1t will go farther when
whipped A sauce of strawberries and
syrup of boiled sugar and water
make an agreeable charge Sometimes
sherry is used for fiavoring.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
TAKING PLACE OF FEATHERS
AIgrcttes Of Wheat Just Now Are the
"ReaI Thing" for a Variety
Of Reasons.

No one seems to be able to ex-
plain why fashion is leaving the enor-
nous aigrettes of white and black,
which have been with us so long, un-
less 1t is a laggard desire to be hui
manitarian. The restriction thrown
around birds by the laws Of the states,
and the difficulty and cost of getting
aigrettes, has given many milliners
good reason not to carry them in
stock. The expense of buying one is
the best reason for their unpopular
ity.
The milliners, liking the effects of
the aigrette, have determined to use
many other materials to take its place,
therefore the new hats are trimmed
with silken wheat in the form Of an
aigrette. Some Of II is in the natural
color and great deal of 1t is dyed
to match the hats or frocks.
One sees much blue and green and
purple. The green is the most popu-
lar for summer use, as 1t Is re-
freshingly COOL
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
Linen Ia Cooler.

Linen sheets, on account of the
tendency to withstand wrinkling and
rumpling for longer time, are much
cooler for use In the summertime than
are those of muslin.
OF course, the fact that sheets
should never be ironed is legion, but
where one cannot afford linen sheets
the muslin ones can be gone over
with a clean, cold iron, as this will
prove to reduce the rumpling that &C.
companied the desire for a cooler spot
on the hot nights of the middle
months Of summer.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
COB CORN LOSES ITS .-RROR
Choice Morsel Need No Longer Roll
From Plate Nor Smear the
Fingers.

Through the ingenuity of New
York restaurant men, corn on the cob
may now be eaten without annoyance.
This man has devised a combination
corn holder which does not only keep
the ear from rolling off ones plate,
but also enables the diner to manipu-
late it by means of a rod at either
end and avoid smearing the fingers. A.
form of corn holder was invented sew
eral years ago, but It did not meet all
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

IN the churches!
And to whom, from mother Eve to this day. has
been ntrusted the task of teaching the young Is it
possible that twothirds Of the human race from the
dawn of civilization could have insted into children
the honor and truth which they themselves did not
obey?
No matter what may have been said written
about women not telling the TRUTH the fact still
mains that it is at the mothers knee that children
learn truth and receive their highest ideals of honesty
and of life.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

the requirements, as does this latest
type, and fell into disuse. The holder
described in the cut consists of
trough little longer and vtSssr than
an ear of corn and with sloS in its
end walls. Two rods, with knobs by
which to hold them, are thrust into
the ends of the cob. When eating the
corn the cob can be held by these
handles, and when the ear is laid
down it can be placed in the trough
without fear that 1t will roll off the
plate and leave track of salted but
ter on the hostess snowy linen.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
lIttLa Silk Boleros.

The dressmakers have experiment.
cd with boleros for two seasons and
they seem to have landed them into
fashion at last They are worn in
bright colors with white muslin gowns
or old-fashioned frocks of floral or
candle. They are finished around the
edge with a plated ruching Of ribbon
or a ruffle of lace. The severe ones
have only thick cable cord covered
with silk or satin.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
Becoming Neckbands.

The mode of the low-necked dress
and the collarless frock has called
out the black velvet neckband once
more. This band is about an inch in
width. When last worn this was
merely a band. fastening in back and
front under buckle or pretty pin
Now, however. 1t is fastened in the
back in the manner of 30 or 40 years
ago, with the long ends hanging down
the back.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

The Chicago high school professor
who is advocating scientific court
ship and a course In trained oscula
tion has no chance. The field has
been pre-empted, and not even the
supreme court can oust the trust es.
ltablished long before supreme courts
were ever thought OF by one Prot
Dan Cupid, who from his firm In.
,trenchment IN monopoly of the sub
lject gives the laugh to the learning OF
the schools.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

The government now wants to ex-
boats. but we should like to see some
canoe owners examined and sent to
an asylum.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
Tulip Salad.

Scald ripe tomatoes, remove skins
and chill thoroughly; then with a
sharp knife cut from blossom end to
the stem end into points and press
open, leaving round bulb of the
seeds In center; place one spoonful OF
mayonnaise tinted green on each tulip.
If too dry more dressing may be-
added.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12
cresmed Calf Brains.

This dish is especially good. Par
boil calves brains, chop fine. mix with
one cupful of cold cooked peas sea-
soned. Make sauce Of one cupful
of sweet milk, one-half cupful OF
cream, one level teaspoonful each OF
salt and pepper. Add the peas and
calves brains. Heat and pour over
slices of crisp toast.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

A feminine highbrow tells us that
flirting rests ones mind. If that is
the case the minds of some OF our
young people are In a state of eternal
rest
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

/ am sick and tired of this modern fad
that children should be taught to amuse
themselves. To my mind it is just an ex-
cuse for selfish mothers to salve their
troubled consciences.
No, you need not tell of the evil to a
child of making it dependent upon others
for amusement. Few children have re-
sources of their own and if an older person
will not help them out the poor little tots
have stupid times of it in the years when
they should be the happiest
There's my Bobby. I play with him
every day with never thought of the mis-
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

Emperor Williams sister tells us
that he is not the composer OF the
"Song OF Aegir" Superflous informa-
ton. Nobody believed he composed
II In the first place.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

A strange thing about the modern
young woman-she seems to have lots
more hair on the top of her head some
days than she has other days.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

A Massachusetts man has been
arrested for selling his wife for $3.50.
Don't know who made the complaint.
Maybe it was the purchaser.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

The farmers wife wins as a cook
over the city housewife, in an ex.
perts opinion. The farmers appetite
is no uncertain factor in the result.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

Every bride has her bridegroom, but
he is looked upon merely as a neces-
sary detail. Sometimes he is allowed
to have his name in the paper. but his
picture-never!
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

The scientists are trying to find an
answer to the question, when is an
egg noodle? Off-hand one would nat
urally say, when it's In the soup.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

Middletown. Conn, has news.
boy" seventy-three years old who be-
gan carrying papers before the Civil
war and has stuck TO his lifework like
q chorus girl.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

After seven years Of experimenting
Germany is to drop its scout dogs,
which 1t hoped to use in war. The only
thing about war that the dogs really
enjoyed was the commissary depart
ment
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-08-12

Speaking Of extreme speed. a St
Louis woman obtained a divorce In
IL minutes the other day. Evidently
St Louis is jealous of Reno.