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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07


5Is05SfS3FoSslT he was ,; young L.,
says he never was on watermelons
stung.
The man who says his wife does not
object when he's out late.
The man who says he always pays his
rent right on the date.
The man who says that he can run his
car without repairs.
The man who says he simply dotes on
all grand opera airs.
The man who says his wife and he
have never had scrap.
The man who says. for stag events, he
doesn't care a rap.
The man who says he used only seven
tons of coal.
The man who says, financially, he's
never in the hole.
The man who says he loves to do all
OF the household chores.
The man who says in winter time he
loves to sleep outdoors.
The woman who says that she does
not care at all for dress.
The woman who says that she has no
vain fads to confess.
loves to cook the meals.
The woman who says that she always
shows the mood she feels.
The woman who says that she's never
jealous, one small bit.
The woman who says that she never
has an angry fit.
The woman who says that her kids
are always well behaved.
The woman who says that, upon her
hats, much coin she's saved.
The woman who says that she's never
cared to learn to sing.
The woman who says that she never
frets Ger anything.
If these don't bring the membership
up to what he desires,
Well give T. r. nine million more
frst-class, artistic liars.
From The Hiokeyville Clarion.
Amos Butts. our gentIemanly ana
.congenial undertaken. also livery. feed
and sales stables and folding chairs
for rent. has got new rorty candle
power automobile ambulance, and has
run over nine Of our citizens with 1t
already. That machine ought to pay
fer itself in no time by working up new
business.
Eli Prouty passed quietly away the
other day at the age of 96. This was
regretted extremely as Eli was saving
up tobacker coupons to get fine 81
bamboo fishpole, and everybody wanted
to see him win out before he died. If
he had have had fifteen years more, he
could have made it.
Ez Hanks says when he died he
wants the Hicksville Silver Cornet
band to play at his funeral. and then
everybody will be sorry he is dead.
Bige Timms has got a new sixty
horsepower Panhard roadster. His wife
has also got machine which occupies
all Of her time and attention. It is a
singer.
Rodney Binks' son Horace writes
home from New York that since he
moved his new three eornered pianner
into his fiat, he and his wife have to
board and room outside
Some culprit poked a hole in the bass
drum of the EIickeyvil1e Silver Cornet
band and let all the wind out'n 1t, and
Lem Higgins has been busy with a
D4Sg zig pump bAy4tA " AAli uCA up GSdilA
A bass drum is q good deal like q
United States senator: it amt any good
without plenty Of wind.
Miss Amy Stubs, our village mil
liner, accidentally dropped her switch
in front Of the Golden Nugget saloon
the other day and when Hank Tumnns
came out he tried to Kill it with d
club.
Some Things We Never See.
Odorless automobiles.
One-Iesged prize fighters.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

~ 1t is claimed the Protestants are
more priest ridden than the Cath
olics-as they have greater number
of churches and ministers in proper
ton to membership.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07
Your
Good Looks

should be source Of pride to you.
Sallow skin, pinples, blotches and
eruptions call for immediate attention.
1t should be your aim to get rid Of
these dis6guring signs of impure blood
- quickly, certainly, inexpensively,
No outward application viii purify
your blood.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

The bill Of fare may be in French,
but that doesn't add anything to the
taste Of the ham and cabbage.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

AT this season IT is easy for p
steamer trunk advertisement to catch
49, eye.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

world upon the AFFAIR and the turn II
has taken.
But the more interesting question is
what lay behind the bluff-what In the
policy Emperor William has up his
sleeve OF which the recent happenings
were merely manifestations.
One view has II that the blur was
made for the purpose OF being called.
and that Germany was playing the part
OF demanding a great deal more than
it expected TO get so that II might get
ell the easier what 1t did expect--a
custom not unknown IN legal contro-
versies and claims for damages And
It is predicted that in the diplomatic
game that Is now to take place Ger
many viii get about what it wanted
after all.
This view Is easy OF acceptance when
1t Is remembered that Emperor Will
liam Is one Of the ablest and shrewdest
monarchs Of the world and that dreams
OF conquest and OF the enlargement OF
German territory ana German import
nnce in the affairs of the world are
continually seething in his brain. What
Germany will do in any particular case
has for years been one Of the disturb
ing problems of European diplomacy.
In another age the German emperor
might have been a Caesar or a Napo-
leon. But advancing civilization has
forever made their like impossible.
They stood for waste and slaughter and
for the gloritication OF the government
at the expense OF the lives and hap
piness of the people.
Today the people rule and not en-
perors and warriors. and in all lands
the voice of the people is against war;
and that Is why the pres snt bluff,
whatever it may have concealed, was
called so easily.
az 1t looks like the steel trust is in
the unreasonable" class.
gar DR.. Wiley insists he never came
back--in fact that he never went.
az The Porto Ricans are tired of be-
ing the small brother Of the Americans.
ET Some candidates are running well
in 1911. It's the 1912 race, however,
that brings home the bacon.
sg The 1911 model OF battleships is
smaller and the dreadnoughts are no
longer the fashion. Perhaps there are
fewer people who require killing
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

jamestown Alert: The reported con-
soiidation Of the Grand Forks newspa-
pers, The Herald and Times, is again
mentioned in the public prints. Editor
Windship Of The Herald, having work
ed at one of the most trying and nerve
wrecKing OF occupations for many
years, no doubt, feels the need Of o
long rest and release from the heavy
responsibility Of publishing large
daily paper under varying financial
business conditions. He Is reported to
have offered his property for sale TO
the purchaser, who will pay the high
est pricea perfectly natural process
and still legal. But certain political
buccaneers sailing the high seas with
an eye for future official preferment,
have attempted to make out a deep
dark plot against the peace and har-
mony, the rights and interests of the
people Of the state, in this purely busi-
ness transaction and have declared
that agencies OF d deplorable nature
were at the bottom Of the reported sale.
1t is very probable that had any other
party offered Brother Winship his price
| or a better one for The Herald plant,
| II would have been accepted just the
same. This transaction looks like q
perfectly legitimate business and per-
sUnai deal--with the politics thrown In
by outsiders.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

az The smallness OF the brains of
some people is shown by the fact that
Niagara Falls appeals to them only as
fine place for ride in a BARREL
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

christianity Is living Religion may
be mere conversation.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07
CasEN TIL f.. SPIJT2>
ESSIFs. THE NON EsNT.
~ Nv RoY n. haOULToN.
PROPOSED FoB THE ANANIAs
CLUB

Copyright ieii b. 9. Y. Mathsr.,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

fy The 1911 model OF battleships is
smaller and the dreadnoughts are no
longer the fashion. Perhaps there are
fewer people who require killing.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

Fr Some candidates are running well
in 1911. It's the 1912 race, however,
that brings home the bacon.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

az The Porto Ricans are tired Of be-
ing the small brother Of the Americans.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07
sIOEgTlc.AL-S
NEK5. AND. MITES

Bismarck Palladium: The above
title is one that the present governor
Of North Dakota can lay claim to with
out fear of successful contradiction. 1t
Is title he has won by his bull headed
opposition to everything that does not
meet his personal approval and adj
vance his political prestige. Numerous
incidents might be recited In which he
has let his personal interests and am
billions take precedence over state
needs and necessities, but we will only
mention few Of the prominent oc-
casions.
In the case of the appropriation for
the farmers institute work the gov
ernor failed to see wherein he could use
the working force to his personal adj
vantage, so he Topped off the appro-
priation and crippled the work for
years to come.
In the matter of the organization OF
Sioux county, after the supporters Of
the two towns that were rival candi-
dates for the county seat. had spent
thousands Of dollars In circulating petit
tions and canvassing the county for
evidence as to the proper location for
the county seat and had placed the evil
dence before the governor-he found
both towns to be strong numerically
and fearing he might suffer politically
should he designate either he has tied
up the matter indefinitely. This will
make 1t necessary for the people of
Sioux county to go through all the for
malities and incur the expense over
again before they can secure an organ
ization OF the county.
At the present time the governor is
busy using his obstructive tactics
against the Minot Normal school. The
board under whose control these mat
tiers are placed selected a site for the
school building and were ready to so on
with the work when the governor dis
covered that it might be to his adj
vantage to have different location
chosen. Backed by the resourceful
president Of the Great Northern rail-
road he has held up the proposition and
hopes by disqualifylng one of the board
members to force 9 decision against the
judgment Of the board and in favor OF
the Great Northern. The outcome Of
this latest move will be watched with
considerable interest by the people.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

ear DR.. Wiley insists he never came
back-in fact that he never went.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

Form wans ADS Get Results quick
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07
Some Thlnas We Never See.

odoriess automobiles.
One-legged prize fighters.
Cross eyed chorus girls.
Sensible hats for women
A neighborhood without d night
blooming photograph.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-08-07

ar 1t looks like the steel trust is in
the unreasonable" class.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
DETECTIVE TELLS The STORY
OF THE CAPTURE OF M'NAhARl
rrou pax. one,

inter decided to break from his com
panion and tell all he knew.
About the eth or Sth of April last. -
said McLaren, 81 picked up McManigal
at his home in Chicago. He had just
arrived from Springfield, Mass. where
he had blown up the municipal tower.
He had stopped at Indianapolis and
obtained $500 from John J. Mcnamara
for the Springfield job and the one
at Milwaukee.
We Swallowed him the next day as
he went down town with his wife and
went to the Hibernian bank. Our Of
flee happened to be right across the
street and 7 told Mr.. Burns that if
he wanted to get a good look at Nc
ManiEal here was his chance. So
Burns went north on Clark street and
doubled back as McAIanigal came out
of the bank He got a good look at
him. McManigal then went to the
headquarters of the Iron Workers
union and finally went home.
we trailed AIcManigal and his wife
the next day again as they walked
windows and finally visiting a shoe
store next to the Palmer house. I
had been in McManigaIs neighbor-
hood for several days and was afraid
his children. who had seen me, might
recognize me and call their fathers
attention to me I saw McManigal
buy a pair Of shoes which he is now
wearing, and I remember he was
amazed after arrested him when
told him the size OF the shoes he had
on, how much he paid for them and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

him tell It on the stand in the trial
but now the federal government can
use It
McManigaI Not a Bad Fellow.
st have been with him every night
since last April and brought him to
Los Angeles 1 have talked a great
deal with him. He is a good fellow
at heart, but reckless. He never
hurt anybody, but took his pay for
the dynamiting jobs and did what he
was told. He was on the inside in
all that happened, and learned from
J. B. how the whole thing was
planned"
Assistant district attorney Ford, to
whom had been delegated the task Of
handling the evidence and examination
of the witnesses for the state, dis
cussed BIcManigaTs revelations.
All that McLaren says is So" he
remarked, for McManigal cOrrObO-
rates all Of it. OF course, when Nc
made his first confession in
Chicago time did not permit him to
go into very many details. Since he
came out here, we have taken him out
nearly every day and have written
down each day the new things he re-
until today we know all
that he possibly could recall.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

RED CROSS STAMPS ARE
BEING SOLD VERY FAST
The energetic campaign the sellers
Of the Red Cross Christmas seals have
been conducting has been very success
ful. IN the first four days 3I,13O seals
were sold; 1900 seals were sold before
the public campaign commenced, so a
grand total Of 3S,43O seals have been
sold so far
Mrs j.. W. Detwiler was in charge
Of the workers Friday morning. Mrs
S. T. AIinar was stationed at the City
national, Mrs. Albion A. Jones at the
pOstOffice, Miss Florence Barnes at the
First National bank, Miss Hilda Sor-
enson at the American National bank,
and Mrs. B. n. Williams and Mrs. Flora
Jones did district work
In the afternoon Miss Anna Frank
lin was in charge. Mrs. J. A Jones.
Mrs. a ". Young, Miss W. N. Buffing-
<On, Mrs. George Helde and Miss Hilda
Sorenson were the workers in the after
noon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
MACCABEES HOLD
ANNUAL ELECTION

FL Paso tent 10 of the Knights Of
the Maccabees held its annual election
Of officers Thursday night, at which
officers, who will be installed Thurs
day, January 4. were elected
The new officers are; J. R. Kerr,
past commander; G. G. Bakofsky. com
mander; Charles A Smith, lieutenant
commander; Otis Cove, chaplain: H
Sprlnz, record and finance keeper F.
J. BarthOlOmae, master at arms; VIM
A. HOgarth, sergeant; Z. Long. first
master of guard; F. W. Hare, second
master of guard; c. D. Sabin. sentinel;
F. B. keeny, sentinel; W. W. Bridgers,
trustee
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
SHOWS
GOVERNORS AROUND

BaltImOre Md, Dec. 0--BaIfiw0ra
today is the host OF nearly a score OF
governors from the west and south
An elaborate program was arranged
by the committee of 100 headed by
governor CrOwthers. A visit to the
Maryland Week Exposition at the Fifth
regiment armOry where a lavish exhf-
bition Of Maryland's agricultural and
horticultural resources is being held. a
tour OF the city i'm automobiles and a
steamer excursion around the harbor
with luncheon on board. were some OF
the features. the days festivities to
culminate in a dinner tonight at which
covers for 500 guests win be laid.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
NEW CONSUL FOR
MEXICO ARRIVES

Enrique J. LIorente. the new Mexican
consul to FL Paso. has arrived. He
came directly from Genoa, Italy,
where he has been stationed for sew
eral years. He succeeds as consul here
Tomas Torres. who was transferred
several months ago to the Mexican
consular service in France.
Joaquin Alvarez will be vice consul
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
NEW BULLETIN BOARD Is
PITT IN Union STATInN

A new bulletin board has been placed
in the main waiting room of the union
station. Place has been provided for
the new Sunset Limited train on the
G.. H Space has also been left for
the numbers and time Of additional
Southwestern trains, but no additional
new T. P, Mexican National or Santa
Fe trains.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
80 Enters RnsIne.s Arenn

Hal H Sewer. Formerly a newspaper
publisher at Uvalde, but for the last ten
years resident Of New York, where he
has been doing newspaper work on one
the journalistic field for the arena OF
business and is now head Of the firm of
IT, Fl. Sewer q Co, engaged in the COM
mission business, handling grain.
stocks, bonds and other commodities
Associated with him in the firm, which
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
LOCAL PEOPLE To GIVE
nRAVTATVC RREGU

The StroIers, FL Paso's newest dra-
matte organization, IS preparing to
present The Private Secretary" at the
Fl Paso theater on December 2I as a
benefit for the Sunshine society. The
club is holding nightly rehearsals. The
members of the Strollers are. Emmett
Hines Vance Stewart VIII X Mari
Oakley Sharpe, w. X Ramsey. DR.. r. A.
Hughes. Francis Moore. Misses Ruth
McCurdy, jamie, Anna Grace and Ger
trude Ellis.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
RED CROSS SEALS CANNOT BE
PUT ON FACE OF ENVFI OPE,

Nearly a dozen letters are sent to
the dead letter office daily from the
local postOffice on account of placing
of the red cross stamps on the face
of the envelopes. The stamps must be
placed on the back Of the letters or the
pcstoffice department will not deliver
them.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

Fort Bliss. Tex. Nov. 2S.-Sealed pro-
posals in triplicate, viii be received
here, for construction of four cavalry
stables until II a m. December Is
1911. Information furnished upon an
plicatiOn. L. s. reserves right to ac-
cept or reject any or all proposals or
to G. V S. Quackenbush. LIST 1t. 2Sd
Inf, Construction Quartermaster.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

In the gallery Of the FL Paso theater
1t has been reported that there has been
some cigaret smoking going on during
the performance of some of the recent
shows, One man complains that a
lighted cigaret was dropped on his
wife's lap down I'm the dress circle Of
the theater from the gallery.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
Mother Father and
Daughter Benefited

strength to this happy family For a weak, run down
nervous system and all around family medicine
stands supreme.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

Chicago, Ill, Dec. S.-Canadian sue
cess in capturing first honOrs in sheep
judging at the international stock
Show came to an end today after years
OF triumph, and American sheep raisers
garnered most of the blue ribbons
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

DR.. NettIe SatterIee. osteopath, sos
American Bank building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

If you want good, rich. sanitary milk,
cream, and buttermilk phone the Texas
Dairy Co, both phones 114A. Their milk
depot is at AS Texas street and they
viii give YOU prompt service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

DR.. Jameson. genIto-urinary. skin
and rectal diseases. 61S Mills Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

San Francisco, Cal, Dec. S.-Mrs.
Mari L. Sudall, who snOt ii the back
and killed her divorced husband. Joseph
Sudall, last July, was acquitted OF the
charge Of murder by a jury in the su-
periOr court. The jurors that tried
Mrs. SUdall We're men.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
Smoking in Gallery.

DR.. PrenfIss, diseases OF stomach and
intestines. Roberts Banner Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

DR.. Robinson, diseases OF children
removed to 211-212 Roberts Banner
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
Lnrv Acnuifs Womnn.

DR.. Schuster and Reinemund. Rob
erts-B Banner Bldg, Providence Hospital
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

Have your electrical work done By
the old reliable Texas Electrical SuppIy
CO. 119 n. Stsnton St Both phones
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
MEXICAN Herald on SaIe

at Wards Pharmacy, in Ell Paso.
Complete and reliable news OF what
happens in Mexico.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

San MateO, Cal, Dec. S-Three small
children, John lizard, aged g, Irwin
Daniels, aged 8, and Marguerite Nc
Lennon, aged s. We're drowned here
when raft on which they We're play
ing capsized in a pond.
Your baggage will go on the same
train you are on if you phone 1 or 1901
DR.. Cameron, Dentist. 22S Mesa AvS..
reliable dentistry; reasonable prices.
Picture framing. glass. paints. NeKeA
Urges Laws for Rural Improvement.
Chicago, Ill, Dec S.-NationaI legis-
lation for the Improvement of cOndft-
ions in the rural communities of the
country was recommended by the exc
cutive committee Of the Farmers Ma
uonaI congress. The committee is Op-
posed to the free distribution Of seeds
by congressman.
No delay in getting your baggage II
you phone 1 or 1901.
DR.. Gerber. diseases OF women. and
electro Therapeutics. 31s Mills Bldg.
DR.. A. T. Still OsteOpathic Infirmary.
DR.. Ira W. Collins, physician in chief;
Dr. Amelia Burk, DR.. Grace Parker Dr.
Paul r. Collins. consulting physicians;
POI West Missouri street.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
STANDS supreme.

MISS MINNIE MOTHER andF
uhfuly been of benefit
It medicine worthy all
Mother
like fore
/ always goo
For myself praise enough do
Irealy dc
would do If 1t medicine"
MIN
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

The yellow baggage wagons are the
wagons that give prompt service. Phone
1 or 1901.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

is located at sc Broadway, New York
City, are J. A. Magine and A. w. Peer
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

c. L. Ellington. TOs Magoffin, Tel
1889, painting, paperhanging. decorating
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

Phone 1 or 1901 and you'u get the
baggage wagon you want.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
~ Chudren Drorn-

DR.. Thatcher, Veterinary. phone s9Os.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
N z@ ss.y.....
Train Bulletin.

Train Bulletin.
Train No 3, the Golden State Linn
tied, due at $3.50 p. m, is reported to be
70 minutes late. Train No. 5. of the T
& P, due at S.25. will arrive at 1885
p. m. Train No. Z. of the c. H, due
at p. m, is reported to be so minutes
late. All other trains reported on time
Friday afternoon and evening
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08
Dr. =. T. stIm OsLeoRathIe InfIrmarr.

DR.. Gerber. diseases OF women. and
electro therapeutics. 31s Mills Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

No delay in getting your baggage If
YOU phone or 1901
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

Your baggage will go on the same
train you are on if you phone or 1901
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-08

DR.. Cameron, Dentist. 22S Mesa AvP..
reliable dentistry; reasonable prices.
The Thlinget., 1911-04-01
Several deaths have occurred among the older native people of the native village during the past month, from pneumonia.

Mir. NJ. Arvesen, the contractor who has in charge the construc- tion of our new school plant, with a number of carpenters, left on the last boat of the month for Se- atlle. Mr.. Oscar Sather, the able foreman who has been in imme- diate charge of the work since its beginning, will look after Mr. Arvesen's interests until the job is completed. The painters hay ing finished their work left at the same time.