The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-07-06
THE CLASS IN HUMOR.
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Few Samples.
EHE attendants carried the prOfes-
sOr Ut hunlOr teilSlerly into the
laboratory and after proppine
him up -" that even IN case Ut r.
lapse ne could not by any Probability
slip tO the floor left the room. 'rhe
hour sounded. and the students troop
ed III. SOme OF them hummiug such
merry dirges "a the Chopin 'llarch.
FunrLre" as adapted by Hlnckley d.
Singles for use BY college students
enamUrrd Ut ragtime.
Gentlemen" said the professor
family as tue class seated itself. I'VE
are today to consider pictorial hun,Or
You will find upon the blackboard a
picture. drawn it, the best manner ri
Mr. Charles Howard Montgomery. rep
resentimg young woman III a hObblt
skirt leaning against an onyx mante:
piece, while OH tiger skin rug 1T hs''
feet n young man In riding breeches
Is discovered. Through the open win
dow we notice an ocean stea mer Of.
tts way out to sea. while back of thu
young lady on the mantei n copy ri
Omar khayyam' IL seen leaning
against an ornlUln clock. TO the Jeff
Is the eastern exposure Ut a divan
The problem before the class II to lind
4 fitting joke for the picture. Mr.
Slaimities. what would you suggest"
''She." said Mr. Subsidies" did you
see ChOl!f' Oh this morning. Henry 2
He-'No: saw him of last night She
Why. I thought be sailed this morn
Ing. He-'SO he did Hut be was ID
last night
The professor suppressed a groan.
and then he spoke.
'Mr. l.Ongears. II this picture were
submitted to yon for jest. what would
you suEg..st?'' he said.
We'll" hesitated MIR. Longears. look
ing anxiously around to see IL the ex
its were clear. I'D have the girl ask.
Have you Rubaiyat. Mr.. SHILLING
ton? To which the young man was
to reply. no. Miss Wimbledon, l prefer
a derby"
A murmur Of something went through
the class.
Order. gentlemen" spid the pro
lessor. mir. I.ongrars' joke Is not at
all bad one. but 1t would 60 far bet
ter with what kind OF a picture. MIR.
Lynx?"
"Why. under the rules said MIR.
Lynx. Il should say that II placed un-
der black and white drawing Of a
young man jumping lady over the
waves at some seaside resort It would
be more appropriate"
every good. indeed" said the pro-
lessor. MIR. Flinders. have you any.
thing to suggest in respect to this pic
ture?"
'She." said MIR. Blinders-'Would you
marry girl for her money, ChoIlieY
He-'l don't know. Gladys. How much
have you gor?"
Excellent" said the professor. nod
ding approvingly ut MIR. Flinders.
Can you improve on that. Nr. Dubb-
ieighT'
Il think SO. yes. SIR" said Dubbleigh.
u puN ~ l0AS way ! At0 - = q y
sudden. Mr.. Wiggles: hardly know
what to say Iommy-'Don't you he
lieve It. Mr.. Wiggles. heard her tell
ma she'd land you today or never"
The professor removed his glasses.
Tommy. sir?" he frowned. land
who. pray. ia Tommy?"
Her little brother. SIR" said Dubb
leigh meekiy.
"Ha hum said the professor. in.
speeding the picture closely. THAT
sounds meritorious. hut | hardly see
where Tommy comes in"
Hes hidden behind the divan. pro
fcssor." explained Dubbieigh.
At this point the props sustaining the
professor in his chair gave way. and
he tOppled weakly to the floor. ana by
the time the attendants had restored
him to his equilibrium the hell had
and the students rushed mad
Is from the room.- Harper's Weekly.