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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
Prescription that Soon
Knocks Rheumatism

The only logical treatment for rheu-
matlsm is through the blood. The p~oisons
that settle in muscles, joints and back,
causing severe pain, must be dissolved and
expelled from the system or there can be
doctor is said to be working wonders all
over the country. Hundreds of the worst
cases were cured by 1t here last winter.
"F'rom your druggist get one ounce Of Toris
compound lin original sealed package) and
one ounce Of syrup of Sa%rsaparilla com
pound. Take these two ingredients home
and put them into a half pint of good
whishey. Shake the bottle and take a
tablespoonful before each meal and at
bedtime Results come the first day.
II your druggist does not have Torls com
pound In stock he will get 1t in q few
hours from his wholesale house. Don't be
influenced to take some patent medicine
instead OF this. Insist on having the gen
uine Toris compound In the original one
ounce. sealed. yellow package.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
Smile, Keep on Smiling; You Cant Help 1t
When You Read of Rufus and Rastus

bureau-BUT-their troubles are not
yours. What Is more enjoyable any
way than to see someone else in
trouble and not yourself?
Oh, girls. il you are contemplating
matrimony, don't ever tie up to that
necessary evil (the mani until you
have received the proper advice from
these matrimonial experts. You will
be able to get a little inside informa-
ton that will be of incalculable worth
to you in this dangerous venture.
These two promoters" are coming to
Newark soon, and will tell all about
the matrimonial question in the pages
of the Evening STAR. Hold your
breath. and, for goodness sake, don't
dash madiy into the matrimonial sea
until you have seen these two matri-
monlal agents, Rufus and Rastus, the
funniest men with the funniest stories
to tell.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
WOMEN'S ASSAILANTS
ARE STILL AT LARGE.
Reward of $500 Fails to Bring
Capture.

Despite the reward of $500 offered for
the capture of the thug who attacked
and robbed Mrs. John A. Schroeder.
stepmother Of Rear Admiral Seaton M.
Schroeder, retired. of the United States
navy, in Millburn Monday, the high
wayman has not been captured.
Although the police of Essex, Hud-
son, Bergen and Passaic counties rave
been aroused by five assaults made by
robbers and highwaymen on women In
three days, not one of the men re-
sponsible have been arrested. Charles
II. Stout, ~son-in-law of Mrs. Schroeder,
offered the reward in her case.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29

If you have a smile left in your sys-
tenn or a laugh that hasn't been work
ing lately prepare for the worst! .Rufus
and Rastus are right on the trail of
them. Exclusively in the Evening
STAR these two side-splitting charac-
tiers will promote their matrimonial
bureau, and they will do 1t every day
in the funniest comic series ever
printed in the Evening STAR.
OF course matrimony is no joke!
Ask Lillian Russell or Nat food
win. But If you want to forget the
troubles of your mind, If you want
eradicated from our memory how the
rent collector looks, if you want to
forget all you sorrows and live in sun-
shine and happiness, just get &C.
quainted with these two cheer dis
pensers."
OF course Rufus and Rastus have
their troubles running the matrimonial
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
FOR FORTY
HOURS DEVOTION
Opening Will Be by Bishop
O'COnnOr in Cathedral
Next Sunday.

The list of dates for the forty hours
devotions in the Catholic churches of
the local diocese was announced to-
day by Right Rev. John j. O'Connor,
bishop of the diocese. The devotions
will open in st. Patrick's Cathedral,
this city, Sunday.
The other dates follow:
December-3, st. Patrick's Cathedral,
Newark. s, Holy Angels Institute,
Fort Lee. 10, st. Mary's, Jersey City;
st. AIMS, Newark; st. Stephens, New
ark; st. Dominic's Academy, Caldwell,
II, st. Mary's, Newark; st. B~oniface's,
Jersey City; st. Peters, Jersey City.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
n~ov2edece, 10. 20,

DISTRICT COURT or TIE UNITED
STATEs. DISTRICT OF NEW JERSEY.
In the matter Of Samuel e. McElroy, bank
rupt. In bankruptcy.
TO the creditors Of Samuel e. McElroy. OF the
civ of Newark, In the County of Essex. In
seid district:
Notice is hereby given that on the fifteenth
dav of November. A. II. 1911, the said Samuel
h. McElroy was duly a~dJudged a bankrupt
and that a first meeting OF his creditors will
he held at Bankruptcy Court, Essex Building
Clinton and Beaver streets. in the City Of
Newark. in said county, on the fourteenth day
Of December, 1911, at ten O'Clock in the fore
noon, at which time the said creditors may
attend and prove their claims. appoint q trus-
tee. examine the bankrupt and transact such
other business as may come before said
needing.
Said proofs of claim must comply with sec.
ton 81. OF the Bankruptcy Law. and Pule 81
o: the Gcueral orders OF the United States
SGpreme Court, and must lie properly iEdo9sad
In This matter. A fee OF Twenty-Five cents
must acoonpan The proof OF claim
Dated November ~, 1911.
EDWIN G. DAMS.
Referee In BANKRUPTCY.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
TEN DAYS FOR WIFE BEATER.

John Kawaski, of 144 Howard street,
was sentenced to ten days in jail by
Acting Judge Yuill in the Fourth Pre-
clnct Police Court today for assaulting
his wife, Lizzie.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
sIMoNsoN,s OYSTER HOUSE.
SSD mi 90I BROAD STREET..

All the popular and fancy brands OF oysters
constantly on hand ana served IN every style,
For over nifty years our house has been recog-
nized as the leading seafood establishment. a
reputation gained and kept by the unequaled
excellence Of its products. Est. 1886. Open
uutil / q. m. Tel 1857 Market.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
sUpT. TALBOT RETURNS HOME.

Charles L. Talbot, superintendent of
the City Hospital, returned today to
this city after an absence of two
months. He had peer in Ohio visiting
his father, who was critically i'll.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
N. NOTICES.

IN CHANCERY OF NEW JERsEY-To Willie
(Plaufuss) Blaufuss. and Mrs. Willie
CPlaufuss) Blaufuss, wife of the said Willie
(Plaufuss) Blaufuss:
BY virtue Of an order Of the Court of Chan
Gerry Of New Jersey made on the day of the
date hereof. in a cause wherein J Bayard
Kirkpatrick. trustee of the estate of John
Morrison. deceased, is complainant. and you
are defendants, you and each Of you are re-
auired 10 appear and plead, answer or dernur
to the bill OF said complainant on or before
the twenty-ninth day of January. nineteen
hundred and twelve next. or the said bin VIII
be taken as confessed against you.
The said bill liz filed TO foreclose a mort
gage given by Emma Sack AID Herman Sack
her husband. to J. Bayard Kirkpatrick. trus-
tee OF the estate Of John Morrison. deceased,
on lands in the City o. Newark, Essex
County, New Jersey. dated August twenty
eighth. nineteen hundred and you and each
Of YOU are made defendants because you own
or claim to own or have some interest in
said lands or some part thereof.
Dated November 2S. 1911.
]. AWARD KIRKPATRIck.
Solicitor Of Complainant.
Union Building,
nov2pdec6 IA. 20 % Newark. y. j,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
SHOOTING VICTIM RECOVERING.

Monroe F. Ellis, of Basking Ridge,
who was recently a victim of a mys-
FERROUS shooting, has so far recovered
thai he will take a trip In a few days
TO some health resort to r~ecuperate.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
RoTIssERIA FRANCHISE.
FRENCH

267 Washington ST., next door to the new
Empire Theatre Miner's). Service a la carte
at all hours. The only restaurant where true
French cooking Is served. Chicken from the
broiler ready TO take home, price 81. Spe-
%cialtles, turk y, duck. goose. lamb. pork. beef,
veal.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
HOLLAND HOUSE

MARKET n BROAD STREET.
All light. airy. rooms. newly equipped. kle-
yator service day and night. Largest and best
lighted ~show-rooms for travelling statesmen In
-, slt5
Private dining room for parties.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29
SUGAR PRICE AGAIN DROPS.

NEW YORK, Nov. 29.-AIl grades Of
refined sugar were reduced ten cents a
hundred pounds today.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-29

A delayed advertisement brings only the after
math Of trade. II is the hrst call that c~aptureE
the procession Of customers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
SOME FIFTH CENTURY JESTS
Compiled by Greek Student In
Fifth Century.

The following anecdotes are taken
from a volume of jests compiled by a
Greek student of Alexandria. HER
ocles by name, in the fifth century,
A. D.:
learned man. wishing 10 swim, was
nearly drowned; whereupon, he swore
that he would never touch water again
until he learned how to swim.
OF twin brothers. one died a profes.
sor. thereupon. meeting the survivor.
asked: rs 1t you that died, or your
brother?"
\ scholar meeting another Of the
profession, said: 81 heard you were
dead And yet" replied the other.
you see that l am still alive" We'll"
said the first, in perplexity, Il don't
know what to believe, for the man who
told me about Il is a much more truth.
ful man than you,"
A professor, a bald man, and o bar
Der, travelling together, agreed to keep
watch in turn four hours each while
the others slept. The BARRIERS turn
came first. He quietly shaved the head
of the sleeping professor, and when
the time elapsed awoke him. The lat.
ter, scratching his head as he got up.
and finding it bare, cried out: What a
rascal that barber is! He walked the
bald man instead of me-"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
LUCK OF SNAP-SHo ARTIST
Secured Photograph OF attempted As.
sasslnatlon Which Appeared in
5000 Publications.

The most remarkable press picture
ever obtained was undoubtcd; the
photograph OF the actual exploding Of
the bomb which was thrown mt the
king and queen Of Spain on the occa-
sion of their Majestics' wedding. 1t
was secured by an operator for one Of
the largest firms OF press photographs
ers.
The photograph proved a veritable
gold mine, for It appeared I'm close on
three thousand publications, including,
of course. foreign, Colonial, and Ameri-
can Journals.
The photograph was secured more or
less by piece Of good luck, says the
Strand. The operator was on stand
with his camera in the place allotted
to him by the police, waiting for the
procession TO appear; the camera was
placed facing down the street up which
the procession was to come. From the
moment ii came in sight until the royal
carriage was within about thirty yards
of him the operator secured three pic
lures. He then readjusted the camera
so as to get a good picture of the king
and queen in their carriage, which was
about ten yards from him. At the
same instant as the operator pressed
the ball and exposed plate a dark OBJ
iect was hurled at the royal carriage
from balcony window. and then fol-
lowed instantly binding fash and a
noise like a thunder-clap. The opera
tor was hurled half-stunned to the
ground his camera following him. When
he was able to stand he saw n terrible
scene below him. The large crowd
was stampeding in all directions Any
one luckless enough to fall in that
storm Of rushing humanity was in
stantly trampled TO death, and several
did fall. Some thirty people in all
were killed on that occasion, of whom
at least half were simply crushed or
tvcmpled to death I'm the panic that
followed on the explosion. 1t is very
remarkable that all the plates In the
operators camera were broken with
The exception of the last one he had
exposed, which depicted the actual
scene at the moment of the explosion.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
Incurahle.

Il do think" said Mrs. McGoozlo.
my husband Is the most persistently
argumentative man / ever saw. Hen
controvert any proposition, no matter
what it IS
This morning, while we were watt
ing on platform of che Of the eleva-
ted railway stations for a train. he saw
the sign. Out of order, on one of
those chewing gum slot machines.
I'm willing to bet a cent It isn't
out of order he said
"IIe dropped a coin in the slot. He
didn't get any stick OF gum and he
didn't get his money back.
There said, I hope you're salts.
fed now
That doesn't prove anything. AL
vira, be grunted The machine isn't
out Of order; It's built that way on pur.
pose
But that's Lysander all over"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
TO PLEASE Is TO SERVE
Any Literary Work Which Conveys
Pleasing Impressions Is Service
10 Public.

Any literary work which conveys
faithful facts or pleasing impressions
is service TO the public. 1t Is even q
service to be thankfully proud of hav
ing rendered. The slightest novels are
a blessing to those In distress; not
chloroform itself is greater. Our fine
old sea captains life was justified
when Carlyle soothed his mind with
The Kings Own" or owen Forster"
To please is to serve; and so far from
its being difficult to instruct while you
amuse, IL is difficult to do the one
thoroughly without the other. Some
part OF the writer or his life will crop
out In even a vapid book; and to read
novel which was conceived with any
force, is to multiply experience and ia
exercise the sympathies. Every article
every piece of verse, every essay
every entire filet, is destined TO pass
however swiftly, through the minds OF
some portion OF the public and to col
or, however transiently, their thoughts
The writer has a chance to stumble
by the way, on something pleasing
something interesting, something en-
couraglng, were it only to single read
er. He Will be unfortunate. indeed. Il
he suit no one. He has the chance. be
sides, to stumble on something that 8
dull person shall be able to compre
bend, and for a dull person to have
read anything and, for that once, com
pretended it, makes a marking epoch
In his education.-From Stevenson's
The Profession of Letters"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
Millions for All.

There is enough gold floating in the
sea to make everybody rich. This
information is the result of an an
alysis of ocean water recently finished
by NJ. Alphonse Berget of Paris, a
professor in the occanographic insti-
tute. lie has confided his discovery
TO the Paris correspondent of the
Chicago Daily News, who makes haste
to spread the glad news. THE an
alysis revealed about fifty mlligrams
CT grain) of gold in each ton Of sea
water explained the professor.
That seems little enough, but con-
sidering that it takes line Of figures
a column wide to give the total num-
Der of tons of water in the ocean IT
is easy TO see that an immense
amount of gold is held ia eolnuon.
II each Of the 1.50O.000.00) inhabitants
of the world had his share II would
equal $2h0OO,O0O apiece.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
DEMOCRATIC LEGISLATURE
To Elect Two Sen1!)rS. Delth of
Senator Elkins NakeS Two Va
cancies from West Virginia.

Cl lestun, W VI Jam 5.-The death
of Senator Steven b Elkins, at Washing
ton last night, makes necessary the election
of two Tn tel States Seniors from West
Virginia by the State Legislature, which
convene- in this city ON the eleventh day
OF this month, one to succeed Senator y. Is
Scott when his term expires with present
Congress, and one to III the uncxrircd
term of Senator Elkirs e about three years.
Governor Glas>cock has power to al,-
point sue, essor TO Senator Elkins to fiji
the Office until the Legislature has time to
elect a 'rcco 5 ,or, should he desire to do 50.
The news received here soon ;ft,r md
night of the passing away Mt Washington OF
Senator Steven b. Elkins was received at
the state capitol with great regret hut at
the same time, with the legislature qb,u.
t. meet and a strenuous campaign already
on for the elect on of successor T. Senate.
Scott, whose .ceu o. (, flee expires March
4th next, lie tuition was vsty changed
b, h eventct W;sh.n Ton.
The COZ c,isu Of opinion among the
members of the legislature AMI rrominan,
Democrats generally, is thai the party will
und Mt lly lono one Democrat from
the northern ectou If tie state and an.
other tom he outhern tier of counties en-
brac. in Il e region traversed by The Ches-
apeak & Ohio AID Norfolk & Western
railroads.
The fight will no probably resolve it.
selfinto two divisions so to speak, with
Watson, Mc,raw and ConwelI contend
ing FOR Ibe Scott togl a. representatives Of
The North, and VIM L. Chiffon, LAYER
cnce Tieraey and 20 sibly Others in III,
fight for the senato,slip succeeding Mr..
Elkins
Ills believed that the latest develop
menf will b, followed ty the entry Of adj
ditional candidates for the senatorshiIs
fl, IN both sections Of the state.
1t is not considered likely that Governor
Classc ok will appoint a senator to serve
during the interim between The death OF
Senator Elkins and the election Of hi. sIo-
c7sor Icy the legislature soon after it's as
sembljng next week lie admittedly Ina.
the power to do this, bat the best opinion
is th1t the Governor will await the action
Of the legislature.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
Elk stole the Grain.

Thefts of oats and other grains
from The Kingsbury camp on tho west
portal of the Laramie Poudre tunnel
we've explained when watchers discov-
cred n herd OF eleven elk, led by a
monster buck. dovouring the grain
This is the first time I'm recent years
.fa' elk have approached so near
civilization. and old families on the
Poudre say that their presence pre-
diets a aeyeere winter.
Men 40 work on the tunnel report
deer and bear are numerous. end an
are on the lookout for a huge CHINA
mon bear which chased some OF tho
wOrImcn into camp the other day.
Tic bear Us said % have taken up hts
headquarters near the tunnel two
years ogo.-Deuver Republican
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
Mysterious Suicide is UnsOlvsd.

Cumberland, Md, Jan. 6.-"Camc t,
their deaths by means unknown to the Jury
This was the conclusion reached by the
twelve men, who for nearly five hoars to-
night heard testimon, relative to the death
last Satur lay OF Grace Elosser and Charles
T. Twigg, whose Iodies were found Ly
Mrs. CLOSER, mother Of the dead girl, seat
ed On sofa in tie rarlor OF the CLOSER
home. The tragedy occurred less than 30
hours prior to the time set for their mar.
miag,
The coroner- Jury gathered in little
Tortuary chapel belonging TO local I'M
dertaker. More than a d,zen witres.c.
were heard, ut little developed that wa.
not already Known One OF the point.
brought out was tlat May Elo.scr. one n,
Grsc,'s 81 ters, Lad after helping her moth
er carr, Crace's ody from the parlor to a
bed in o room in the rear, herself been
seized with Illness which showed symp-
toms Of poisoning by hydrocynic acid. y.
connection between this anil Tie deaths a
the others was made apparent by the qucs-
tiOning Of The witncsseJ.
DR. G.. w Koon. who asa the aa,o,s
upon the two bodies .dcclarci emphaio,l
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10

Not His Fault
Don't laugh 600 q man with bowIeRs.
" be could help them he would.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10

The etymology OF the word" said
young Academician. declares yir-
tire &C. have been originally virilc
quality. Now IT'S meaning has been
soiiencd some viii say weakened. Tn
any case. we are far from the state
ot mind Of the Lacedaemonian gan.
oral WHO discovered virtue in a mouse
ira. hii his thumb while he was rum.
ToHIng in q basket of figs You soc.
ho observe there IS no aulmal SO
weakly that he cannot save his life.
50 lo liavc but tho virtue TO defend
himself Virtue. az that epoch, meant
90 iUow how Co bite. At present. on
tAe oont~ary the Moutyon prizes tend
io g.c0Lpense the sacrifice of self
The virtue VIC celebrate demands
rather moral than physical force. 49,
Sterling Hcllig I'm Century
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
COLLEGE GIRL AND PARENT
There Should BE no lmpsseable Gulf
When the Course Is
Finished.

Some general principles IRE formu.
lated by Marion Talbot. dean Of wo.
men at Chicago University. to secure
cooperation for a better understanding
between The three factors in education
for women In the first place, II is the
duty of the college 10 strengthen. not
TO destroy or even TO weaken. the fam.
lily tie. Every possible social and edu.
cauonal influence should be called up
on 20 develop the lasting virtues Of the
family relation. although many of its
attributes, once priced, now outworn
and useless, arc rapidly disappearing.
In the second place, the natural and
rational method OF maintaining the in
terest of the parent Is to have the child
encouraged or perhaps compelled to
formulate some acceptable reason for
taking college course and incidenta>-
ly to plan for her future life
In most cases the parent will nc
company the child step by step in sym.
pathy and understanding, and, instead
OF having wide and almost impassa-
bic gulf between them. as too often
happens when the college course is
finished. both parents and child will
then find that although their activities
may take different forms, they remain
close together in spirit and mutual un-
Outstanding. The daughter will fnd
herself a truly essential factor in the
home life and, on the other hand, the
parents will rejoice that in spite OF
their waning powers they can still be
vitality in touch with interests that APP
pear to them.-North American Re
view.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10

"Raosles You ought to- 90 into The
cuisines of raising chickens Boy hand.
lt's great
- believe ! would. Ramage, If I
could by good incubator cheap"
fWlth cagornessJ I've got good
one old chap I'll sell you for a third
Vi what &c cost me-"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
- Noldier T0rt1red

"for years ] suffered unspeaL le tor
ture from Indigestion constipation d
liver lroublep wrote A. X Smith war
veteran at Erie Pa, "bu. DR.. King New
Life Pills fixed meal right Try them for
any -tcmich, 'veror tidney uaul Only
25c at an druggists
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10
Zee Alvays Rlaht

Lord Ncrthclinc who began ITO az
O. poor reporter. now owns The Lon.
CON Times. toe Daily Mirror, The Eve.
nIu2 Ncv- and score or two or
British vCeklics ard maraz.aee
Lord Nmthrlifc. or b Iet vsft
Cd Sow York. was approached because
two oi bis newspaper advocated de
smctricaily opposite views
Hut enc young millionaire Journal
ist was quito ready with bic defense.
are there not" he said, 7wo s.dos.
right ond n wrong. TO every ou,s-
Dou7 Wei how, without two papers.
can i BE- always r'ght2"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-10

Death i'm Roaring i ne
may no. result from ibc work Grebu4s,
but O1,n eve.e tuusore caused that m, ke
g quick need or Brctlcn Arhica Salge,
the quickest urest cure for burns, WOW ds,
D ui,cs boils, res 10 ubI iplmr
hon. Itkiil pain. II soothcs and De- 's.
Drives oG ko cupuou, u'crr % piles
Dmy % 81, all druggists