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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

aive age, and we mustn't let these ht-
tie things worry US.
TT requires some stretch Of magma
ton for Us TO think that we can work
up any enthusiasm for the Divine
Sarah thrown on screen with a
pianola accompaniment, but may be
we can make good She kept her figure
all right after she became a grand
mother, and the shadow of II will be
kept for the succeeding generations, but
we'll never hear her silvery voice again
Her voice didn't quite come up 10 the
advertising on her last appearance
here. but they say that It is purely .
matter OF teeth.
It's hard to throw the silvery tones
over a bridge. But I'm looking for
ward to seeing Camille on a sheet
with little notices flashing in between
the important scenes, Armand Leaves
Camille 'Armand's Pa Arrives on the
Scene. 'camille's Pipes Are On the
Blink and other important informa-
ton that will give the public the cor
rect dope on the story of the play.
Shivery Stuff
ct don't see how they are going to
work that pathetic cough into the
play unless the man with the drums
gets some newfangled instrument.
But he sure can have a lot Of fun with
his jtngilng apparatus in the gam
bling room scene when the gold
pieces get tossed rudely about.
The mechanical piano can pull
of a lot of that shivery stun along
near the finish where Camille croaks
and I shouldn't wonder II the whole
blooming thing made a hit.
-
notice in the theatrical papers and
hope that the film comes here. But
knowing that Sarah has posed for II
have made up my mind to one
thing"
And that iG-r' queried the s.
S. Y.
And that is" said the s. D. K,
81 frane-ly believe that Sarah Is in
for an Interior motive
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
By George Fitch
The Author of Siwash College Tales

For dollar one can go down behind it
in a rubber suit and feel of its ribs.
once the Indians worshiped it and called
it a god. Now tourists ride around it
in trolley cars and excursionists throw
ham sandwiches N 1t as a boy would
throw peanuts to an elephant
Not only Is Niagara Falls abused, but
it is cruelty oppressed. 1t must turn
the wheels of hundred factories. 1t
runs the electric cars of Buffalo. 1t
cooks the meals of Buffalo on electric
ranges. heats the milk for the Buffalo
babies. does the washing and runs the
sewing machines in ten thousand homes,
ind at night, when other toilers are in
he'd. 1t must supply the lights for half
hundred towns, while an operator in
overalls turns d searchlieht on it and
exhibits it 10 tourists at % cents apiece.
All this in--New York State, which
spends 100000 a year protecting the
horse FROM overwork.
Biologists say that Niagara Falls will
last about 1.5430G) years longer, but
even biologists can't tell what Iegisla-
lures will do. Almost half the water
of Niagara is being sneaked around
through the power houses. and II 1t
hadn't been for the pen Of the news
paper man, which Is mightier thar the
pull of the power hog. all the water
would have been stolen by this time.
Even now 1t Is only a question of time
until the name Niagara Falls" must be
changed to Niagara Trickles." and
when the great cataract will only he run
on Sundays and holidays
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

cruise around the world, and II he
wanted to keep his Job he he'd b lsave
with Il.
viii you be true to mer' he whis-
pered.
VIII you to mel" she whispered
back.
For q man with no practice he GER
tainly knew how to kiss, and yet. II he
was her first love, how could she tell
he was an elegant kisssr for q man
with no experience?
Just q lock Of your hair" he en-
treated. II will gaze upon It morning.
noon and night, and thoughts OF the
girl who used to be beneath it will
calm my troubled soul as we toss in
the turbulent torrents"
Softly she sharpened her thumb nail,
and severed lock of her lustrous
brown tresses without q word, but
with eloquent eyes, she gave 1t to him.
And his heart was heavy within him,
as, half an hour later. he laid It rever-
emily with 13s variously husd other
locks In his ditty box.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

sed ma, its almost got me raving all
reddy. and il you don't herl the ub-
noxshus thing out of the windo III half
to get the house fumergsted. I've
smellt pipes befoar, she said. but nevir
enything like that.
shood say you havint. sed pop, its
a pipe among a thowsind and you awt
to be prowd to have IT in the house.
Not Ma
Id be ashamed to have It ha the back
yard, mulch less the house, sed ma.
Jest for that you'll have It in the
streat, sed pop, I'm going out, witch he
did. smoaking so hard vile he was
wawking to the doar I Good smell II
plane for q lawng vile and II smellt
awl rite.
Sammy. sed ma, yure mothir 10 a
Jeenyus. and I sed. Is she, and ma sed,
Yes, Mrs. Meers is kuming to kali avn
me to mite. and sumthing tells me We
are going to have q Mise lawnE chat
without masculine intirrupshun.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

nj water stood up on end and en-
tirely surrounded by souvenirs.
1t is the largest piece of per-
pendicular wetness in the world and if
it were not for the noise made by the
tourists and the hotel runners in the
vicinity its roar could be heard for
many miles.
Niagara Falls is the terminus of navi-
CATION on the Great Lakes. At point
within easy walking distance of LOO
hotels, the Niagara river, half mile
wide, suddenly falls without any warn
ing whatever over a precipice 1874 feet
high, forming the grandest sight in the
universe, not excepting the horseshoe
circle at New York Grand Opera. 1t
is estimated that 10000 people year
visit this cataract and most of them
encourage it by having their photo
graphs taken while standing beside it
with an air of approval.
Niagara Falls was discovered by La
Sale. who became aware of its pres
ence while trying to paddle a canoe
from Montreal to the Gulf Of Mexico.
He remained several months in the
vicinity and came away without buying
a single picture postal card, thus MAX
ing a record which has never since been
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

bIeachers The other took in
grand stand wonder couldn't make head tail
read three baseball stories magazines this
sitn in the bachers
grandstand didn't much line sit in
the beachers"
An right Name Bill "the beaehes for but
rary demented fan hat don't blame
So beahers Belle and there about mioa
all behavn like perfec genlemenat first
Give Them Time That's All
Why Bill they amt umpin around or anything Are
they sick or WHAT
started and minutes afterward bases
and from time l couldn't hear myself think
What makes 'em do it, BiIT yelled into Bills
Love O the game" Bill
well just love the amt enough to force em to BALANCE
and make terrible They
must all Ooh, look, Bill" says
havn ft and everyhodys busy yen notice
m
Belle gsbbin both hands place where
his had the agonized
bein life and his shrieks above all that racket
enough o make your blood run cold
Calm down. Name" Bill, hes ony rootin.
Belle awful fear that If
great national game look like
and about it almost made Bill by
forcin' him home he washa
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Stood Alone

stranger-Are you the gentleman who
caught big, blrly burglar and held on
with bulldog tenRcity until he ceased to
struggle. and you were able to bind and
gag him?
Gentleman-YeS What is It you wishf
StranserI called. sir, to ask II you
would not accept an agency for some
Of the long-felt wants which We manu-
facture and which no family should be
without
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
He Drew The Line.

81 positively and absolutely refuse"
cried the candidate with emphasis.
Refuse what" asked the campaign
manager.
I've kissed all the babies in my dis
trict," he replied, but I'll be gum
swoggled If I'll kiss Mrs. Astrobilt's
poodle, even If it costs the whole suf-
fragette vote!'-Milwaukee Sentinel,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Carry These Thru
Your Opponents Line
Joke FOR TODAY

Inventor-"By this system OF mine
the fire produces Us own extinguish-
or, and the harder the. fire burns the
more It's extinguishing capacity 10 de-
veloped."
Financier-"But IL the IRE has to
work to make the extinguisher work,
how is the fire put outT'
Inventor-"1t dies, sir, from pure
Observation-Disclosures
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Worth Keeping.

LADY, want you to take this dog
back. He is handsome. admit. but
he can't be taught anything at all,
and is of no earthly use"
Dealer (slowly)-Y-e-s, mum, I
know, mum; but just think wot fine
rug he'll make when he's dead.-Ex-
change.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

I'm ready TO believe most anything
now" said the stage-struck youth as
he laid aside the paper. since l notice
that Sarah Bernhard has commenced
posing for the moving picture outfits.
ut was something OF shock.
wasn't IT," asked the stage doorkeeper
as he soaked an uncanceled stamp on
an envelope But this Is q progress
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Poor Mans Needs.

What a poor young man needs is
thrifty. economical wife"
You talk like an animated nome
journal. What a poor young man really
needs is a rich, liberal wife. "-kansas
iCty Journal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Change in the Weather

Mrs. spinks-Where Is the money you
have been saving for q rainy dayf
Mr.. Spinks-In the Nsverbreak Saw
ings Bank.
Mrs. Spinks-WslL give me Q check
for some Of II. want q new water
proof.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Not Seeking Fame.

Mother-Yes, I shall certainly put
Gladys into some profession SO that
she can be of some use in the world.
Gladys-Oh, mummy! Need I? Can't
| be just an ordinary woman, like you?
Punch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Our Messenger Boy
Saws He's An Actor

Say. I've handed bouquets to danes
in tights and chased messages for lead
IN men, but / never fought I'd get
chance to be a regular painted speech
maxim actor. But they say everything
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Obscure Language.

DO you believe that language was
given for the concealment of thought?"
Sometimes, when hear one of those
men in a railway station calling the
trains"-Exchange
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Conhded In Mother

Perhaps just because glad that conhded In
Dan had FORTH sh-oh wise motherdidnt
scd me smiled that she had doubted
dad the same way broken her
Dad by way down and smashed to bits in
h of demands his loyalty Can
imagine it?
He she me that a who expected to
his time and thoughts her
As bad as the man all his
live entirely article OF food
talk and laugh and enjoy himself with other
quicker his advice Then
he smashed mothers and walked
he apologzed but mother
doubted him again.
A Reasonable Sum-
shall to live article of diet
about with other girls until
philosophy that leads learn under
daily without
ceedine Reasonable sum" for the marketing.
realized before how difficult good market
there unless study how
them
At any and III market by tele
wu and awful hard
been taught eat what's before them
and nothing"
Seasoned With Dreams
Nv lessons housewy nearly however have
cakes pies bro steaks and chops
with dreams and with love till they
tasted the
studied and Homework and
higher class in this wonderful school of
choose and plan
bride And Oh dear there girl in
a the world so happy IL
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Urging Him On.

Slowboy g p. m.)-I'm-er-going to
kiss you when I-er-leave.
Miss Swift-Well, here's you hat ana
gloves. but what's your hurry?-Chicago
News. a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
No Joking Matter.

Gr.ggs-A doctor claims that some all
mCnts can be communicated by hand
Briggs-Probably he means the grip
Boston Transcript.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
The Other Half

Mrs. Fourundred-ws need some new
rugs.
Mr. Fourundred - Carpets would be
more comfortable.
Mrs. Fourundred Rugs are more
stylish You men are such animals.
Always talking about comfort!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
A Lock- of Hair; Or,
Very First Love

signs by side.
He looked nifty in his nice. clean
uniform. yet In an hour the U. g s.
Manayunk would leave port for its
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Sound Reasons.

Pop, what makes little dogs chase
| their tails?''
| II suppose it is economy, my son.
| They want to make both ends meet. -
Baltimore American.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

equaled. At this time Niagara was in
very wild and uncivilized state. Shortly
after the revolution. however, the cata-
ract was captured by the hackmen and
has been in a state of captivity ever
since. No cataract on earth has been
so abused. 1t has been bridged, tun-
neled, navigated. jumped over, Tight
roped and illuminated. For 80 cents one
may ride up to it from below In boat
and puff cigarette smoke in its face.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
M ME TELLS BEL L E
She Doesnt Want to
Be Fan, Because
LOVE OF THE GAME is SAD

OFFICIALLY speakin', Belle, the baseball sun is
settn' while the football sun is just pokn its
nose above the sportin horizon Barrin the de-
tail that It amt customary for two suns to be on
the premises at any one time, l think that's
pretty neat, Belle.
Basebalrs a great game l don't know why,
exactly, but nothin but great game could make
men like the men in the bleachers acted yes
terday. In last desp'rate attempt Belle, to
learn the answer to that baffin' question, why
is a baseball fan" I made Bill take TO the
game yesterday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30

EAR: Did you ever wake in the morning and find
the mist lying heavy over the whole earth, all drab
and dull, and even while you shivered at its damp
touch have you the first beam of the sun shoot
it faded in shimmerlng clouds, leaving the grass
and trees and flowers all a-sparkle and such JOY
in your heart that you had to sing?
Being man don't suppose you ever did, but
the world looked all dreary like that this morning
when | first opened my eyes till your letter came,
dispelling the mists of distrust and fear and
happiness and turning the world to sunshine again,
so that every hour has been freighted with some
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-30
Vest Pocket ESSAYS

? IAGARA Falls is a small body Of
water stood up on end and en-
\ tirely surrounded by souvenirs.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16

Housckeepers anG Dome.tic..
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16
WANT ADS

Want ads received az any time but
90 insure proper classification must
be presented before IL o'clock m. for
the evening edition and before 1880
p. m. for morning and Sunday edi-
lions. Want ads received after such
hours win have their first insertion
under the heading "TOo Late TO
Classify"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16
DEATHS AND FUNERAL NOTICES.


TYRRELL~-christoph aged 70. october
IA. 1911.
Funeral Tuesday at $50 a. m. from
1717 Cas- street TO ST Philomenas
church. Interment In Holy Sepuchre
Cemetery. He Is survived by one daugh-
ter, Mrs. M. A. Peterson; four sons, j.
C., I. l., c. j. ana w. A.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16

CASH RATES FOR WANT ADS.
REG ULAR CLASSIFICATION
One insertion y cent per word and
cent per word for each subsequent
Insertion. Each insertion made on
odd days I u cent per word. Si'oO
per line per month.
Rates apply 20 either The Daily or
Sunday Bee. Always count six words
TO a line.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16


Want ads for The Bee may he left
at any Of the following drug stores
one is your corner druggist they
are all branch offices for The Bee
and your ad will be inserted just as
promptly and on the same rates as AZ
the main office in The Bee buiiding'
Seventeenth and Farnam streets;
Albach, W. c., 10th and Farnam.
Baum Drug Co, 1881 N. 18th 81
Beranek, s. A.. 1902 S. 18th 81
Benson Pharmacy, Benson, Neo -.
Bemis Park Pharmacy, S3d and Cumus
Blake Eradish, 2s0a Sherman Ave.
Clifton Hill Pharmacy, 22l3 Military AVE-
Caughin, {. r., 4725 Beavenwortn
Crissey Pharmacy. 4th and LAKE
Cooney Pharmacy. 2223 s 18TH 81
Cermak. Emil. l20f-6 S. 18Th 81.
Ehler g. o.. 2s02 Leavenworth.
Foster & Arnold, n3 N. 18th 81
Freytag ]. j., 1914 N. gath 81
Fregger Drug Co. 1902 N. 10th 81;
Florence Drug Co, Florence, Neb
Green's Pharmacy, Park Ave, PACING
Greenough & Co, l025 $. l0th ~,
Greenough a. Co. 10th and Hickory.
Goldman Pharmacy. Path a. LeaVenwoItn'
Iohanson Drug Co, 2ith ana sPaioihs
Johnson Pharmacy. 1870 Farnam.
Hanscom Park Phar.. 1901 8, 18th Ave.
Hinterlong Drug Co. 8ist Ave a faI'
Hoist. John. 62i s. 18th St.
Huff, A. L. 1924 Leavenworth
King II. s.. 2lth and Farnam.
Kountze Place Pharmacy. 1892 n. 2tth.
Lathrop Pharmacy, 2lth and Hamilton
Mares. Fred L., 20l9 Central Blvd.
Monmouth Pharmacy, $50 4 Ames ave
Patrick Drug Co, 1902 North gath 81
Saratoga Drug So, gath and Ames AYE
schaefer's Cut Price store, 10Th Chl'
Walnut Hill Pharmacy, Goth q Cunning
Walton Pharmacy. goth and Grace.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16
HELP WANTEp-EEMALE

HELPERS en- skirts and Oeats, at enss
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-16
AUTOMOBILES
(Continued.)

AUTO Tire Repairing Co, 1872 Farnam
You need no guarantee when We 90 the
work. best workmen. lowest price.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
DON JULIO SARRIA

Aver embanc6 para Venezuela nues.
tro distinguido amigo don Julio Sarria,
que hasta hace poeos dlas fue consul ge-
neral de dioha Repdblica en- esta Isla.
Ell senior 'Sarrla frl6 l1aanado por su
gobierno y ser5 traslaaado s 1no de los
consulados de Europa.
Dltrante el tempo que ha residido
aqul, Sc ha captado generates simpatias
y ha sido un buen elemento social
Ell senior Sarr5a es I'm <joven cultisimo,
distinguido que ha sabido dar a la re-
presentation que ostentaha una indisctl-
tible altura.
Al despedirle para su her6ica terra,
le deseamos q1n felic1simo viaje y mu-
chos exitos en- la csarrera consular.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
Retreta en- la Plaza

Programa de las pleas que ejecutara
esta noche en- la Plaza .Baldorioty Ia
Banda del Regimiento de Puerto Rico.
Programa
l. Paso doble "Angelillo." Lope.
2. Rapsodia h1ngara No. 8. Liszt.
3. Escenas pintorescas, No. |, mar
cha; No. 2, Aire de Ballet; No. 3, Ange-
lus. Massenet.
4. Serenata espanola LA Palo-
ma," Iradier.
5. A petici6n, The Pink Lady. -
Caryll.
6. Two Step Irish Beuties. % Wen
rich.
Star Spangled Banner.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
la agitacion
en- China

Nueva York, jueves--
Yuanshlkai ha sido nombrado nue-
1vo presidente del Gabinete de China.
Aia mayor parte del ej6rcito estaciona-
do al norte del rio Yangtze anuncia su
adhesion d la Liga del Ejercito cue
pade reformas. Funcionarios conner
e1antes de Pekln estan organizando I'm
euerpo de miiicias para proteger la ciu-
dad contra los manchi1es. Los jefes de
las guardias de las diferentes legacio-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
Una gran explosion
de polvora

Nneva York, jueves.-
Aver ocurrieron tres explosiones en-
Ia fabrica de p6lvora de E. [ Dupont
de Nemours and Co., situada en- Pat
terson, New Jersey, causando dafos
que Sc estinan en- 100000 Result6 gra-
vemente herido un hombre, varios
otros fueron lanzados dentro del rio
Passaic.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
Otra Universidad?

Nueva York, jueves.-
Uruguay tiene en- proyecto comprar
ganado americana por valor de $780,
900, nombrar seis profesores de CO.
legios de agriculture sus ayudantes
correspondence, a fin de establecer
experimentales introducir los meto-
dos americanos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
Como en- Sierra
NJ orena

Nueva York, jueves.-
Seis hombres enmascarados asalta-
ron aver, cerca de Memphis, Tennes-
see, un tren expreso de la Inca de
Rock Island, registraron las valijas
del correo, forzaron la caja, destroza-
ron uno de los carros y escaparon lle-
vandose POGO botln,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
CABLEGRAMAS
Servicio Especial para
ell "BoIe&in Mercantil' -
Servicio Especial para
La guerra Itatoturca

! Nneva York, jueves.- .
Sc informa due los turcos y arabes
nan reeuperado dos f1ertes en- Tripoh,
asbligandofa los italianos a atrinche-
rarse dentro de La ciudad, ,despues de
abandonar una cantidad de armas, mu-
clones y provisiones. Sc cree que Ita-
1ia tendrd 100000 hombres en- Tr1poi
sntes de prinero de Enero.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02

mes celebran conferencias con objeto
de ponerse de acuerdo para la protec-
ci6n del barrio' en- que estan situadas
Las legaciones.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
Crisis gubernamentai
en- Austria

Nmeva York, jueves,---
lei Gabinete Austriaco que Sc cons
@1tny6 en- JUNO ultimo, renunci6 aver
con motive de diferencias surgidas en-
Ga mismo
liza crisis no tiene gran importancia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02
HERMINIO DIAZ>

Su actividad prodigiosa
y el cuidado con que este
ABOCADO-NOTARIO
estudia y despacha todas
las cuestiones que sc le So
meten, asf como 10 ,modico
de sus honorarios, le hacen
Cada dla mas merecedor
de la confanza absolute
que suS numerOSOS Glen
tes le dispensan.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-11-02

La JOYERIA TTNAUD acaba ds ~
e85ar ell utino naodelo de mechero az
somatico de bolsillo marea r. X. Ia I'm;
ga original y los de mss duraci6n. mo
FAelo chato de 1911 Sc detallan & 81
nmO. Sic renite q cualquier punto d
aa isla al reeibo de $105 en- bono poe
tal 6 billete y yellos.
Cuidado con Las imitaeioneg,
j. p. B0URET, Sucr. de Tinand.