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The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
Wanted Their Money Back,

was nothing about that to offend the
stainless minds Of WIchitas youth
But II was when members Of the
band were represented as walking In
to bankG and extracting their treas
urog, incidentally making targets Of
their fellow citizens, that the censor
baked. As the bandits were about
some such dlyertlng escapade, most
Of the time, the censor was kept busy
telling the operator Just which scenes
must not be erhibIted,
The news of this eensorIous aetiy.
ity got around and Of course the house
was packed the night for the first
public exhibition Of the film EXpec
taton became moro intense as the
spectators boheld The bandits propar'
Ing to do something real bloodand
thundery,
But just at a critical moment when
Jesse James himself was pcoping over
his revolyor's mus2lo In an effort to
lnd a satisfactory spot for HIS bullet
In a Kansas patriots torso something
happened, A cloud obBeured the film
and by the time 1t had passed the
dark and dastardly deed had been
done,
When n similar thing happened as
Cole Younger was about to mako u
widow Of the wife of u humble paying
teller and again when Bob Ford was
getting ready to supply the corpus
delIeti for n funeral service, II began
to look strange,
Then somebody looked up and found
the explanation
The operator was carefully oblit.
Grating the censored scenes by put.
ting his hand over hIs machine when.
ever one Of them appeared,
The spectators felt that they hGd
been cheated They had paid their mon.
ey to see somebody slaughtered In
Jesse jamesquo style and they wanted
the carnage to 30 ON. What was the
good Of paying TO see plcturoa Of ban,
dies who didn't bandit who never SILT
a single bank into morgue2
simultaneously and with great unAn.
unity of purpose, the spectators arose
and started tor the box ONCE The
manager and his assistants roJroatcd
inside and bawcudod hogbcIyon
From their retreat they brcalbnl ID
Bm roluaal to gIyo anybody hIa
money back
ll bogan to look Hike real trouble or
Tho manager and hlg mon when con-
or RcoyDs SEQ 0n m0pw.IuD ruD
mg out nH muwb9lu star dWlUW DO
md pluning u on bia breast whore ov
ybady could aeo it be placed Nagt
Irg and hIs oosistanlu under uwp..
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
A Word Of Wladnn.

mo, me dear" said Mrs, Malohey
to the charity worker when the topic
had turned upon the question Of mar
rIod women taking upon themselves
the support Of tho family when the
husband ~ out Of work Don't yee2
ever begin anything Of thot kolnd II
no hap yoo2 should ono day have u
husband nv your own, In the oylnt
nv that happening an no should come
homo m fall to cryIn' because he was
out ay u fob, do yoos sit down an cry
until ho fonds II again Moind thoL
now" WOmun'H World.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
seoutlna al Home,

mo thanks" says the man with the
grlz2y mustache, "I'd like to Indulge
in a little gamo Of poker tonight, but
] think I'd best 30 home"
"Nonsense." says his friend.
What's changed you all Of suddon?"
well, you see, my son has Joined
the Boy Scouts, and the little rascal
has become 80 shrewd that he can
tell by where my hat IL Just what
limo | came In the night before, ~
Judge,
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
LABOR GIVES ITS APPROVAL
Powerful American Federation Cordl-
ally Joins in Fight Against
Spread of tuberculosis.

Direct approval Of the campaign for
the sale Of Red Cross seals has been
given by the American Federation OF
Labor according to an announcement
by the National Association for the
Study and Prevention Of Tuberculo-
sis, AT the last annual convention OF
the American Federation Of Labor a
resolution was adopted calling for all
tho members of the Federation to
further the sale as much as possible.
The resolution reads as follows;
Whereas, The American Fedora
tlon Of Labor has in every possible
way aided the movement for the
study and prevention Of tuberculosis
throughout tho United States and
Canada; and,
Whereas, The American National
Red Cross has been in the past and Is
now making an especial effort,
through tho sale Of Red Cross Christ
mas seals TO secure funds to carry
on the war against tuberculosis, and
by means of the funds raised In this
manner has been able to do much ef
fectiye work in this direction, there
fore be It
Resolved, That the American Fed
GRAFTON Of Labor give It's endorse
ment to the movement Of tho Amer
lean National Red Cross and encour-
age It's members to further IN every
reasonable way the sale Of these seals
In their respective communities"
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

VUhV IIUL bNNV
up hope Of recovery, There were de-
cided dropsical symptoms, my heart
palptated violently and the pains IN my
back almost drove me frantic. After
doctoring without benefit, began TAX
ing Doan's Kidney Pills and when |
had used two boxes, l was as we'll as
ever"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remem-
berthe Name-DOAN'S," soc, all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N, Y.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
Distinction.

Senator Lotsmann-Who Is this Nc
Chunkerson that wants consulship,
and what claim has he on me for a
political job?
Private Secretary-Fie says he's the
only man who hasn't been mentioned
as candidate for governor Of Hi
nois.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

neys, Neglect Of
I h ese warnings
may prove fatal.
Begin using Doan's
Kidney Pills. They
cure sick kidneys.
Mrs. M. A. Gam
bin, Russellyille,
Ark, says: II was
In such bad shape
from kidney dis
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

daughter Alice, who
was restored d to
health by Lydia i.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound, She
was pale, with dark
circles under b"r
eyes, weak and irri.
table. Two different
doctors treated her
and called it Green
Sickness, but she
grew worse all the
time, lydia 2,PinlS.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
Gould Hardly Hear
Senses Of Taste and Smell We're Also
Greatly Impaired.

'T was afflicted with catarrh" writes
Eugene Forbes, Lebanon, Kansas. IL
tool, several different medicines giving
each a fair trial, but grew worse until
| could hardly hear, taste or SMELL 1
was about to give mp in despair, but con-
cluded to try Hoods Sarsaparlla. After
taking three bottles of this medicine l
was cured, and have not had any return
of the disease"
Hoods Sarsaparila effects radical and
permanent cures Of catarrh.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

hams Vegetable Compound was rec
commended, and after taking three bot.
Ties she has regained her health, thanks
TO your medicine. lean recommend 1t
for all female troubles" s,"-Mrs, L. A.
CoRKRAN, 1903 Rutland Street, Balti-
more, Md.
Hundreds Of such letters from moth.
ers expressing their gratitude for what
Lydia u, Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound hasaccomplished for them have
been received by the Lydia u, Plnkham
Medicine Company Lynn, Mass.
Young Girls, Heed This Advice.
Girls who are troubled with painful
or irregular periods, backache, head.
nche, draggng-down sensations, faint
ing spells or Indigestion, should take
Immediate action and be restored to
health by Lydia u. Pinkham's Eege-
table Compound. Thousands have been
restored to health by It's use.
Write to Mrs. PinlSham, Lynn,
Mass, for advice, free.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
The Effect Of sIcepIna In Cars

Is tho contracting Of cold which often
results seriously TO the lungs Never
neglect a cold, but take in time Tay.
lors Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and MulleIn-nOturo's great cough
medicine, For all throat and lung
troubles, WhoopIng Cough, etc,
At druggists, 25o, JOo, and Sl,OO n
bOtLlo.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
In the hands OF a woman the pow
der rag is mightier than the sword.

Mrs. Wmslow's Soothing syrup for Children
teethng, softens the gums, reduces nhammar
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c u bottle.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
DANGER SIGNALS.

Sick kidneys give unmistakable sig
nails Of distress. Too frequent or scanty
urinary passages, backache, headache
and dizzy spells tell of disordered kid
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

The public has on uoou3Idcralo way
OF remembering tho prophet whom the
prophecy nIG, and OF forgetting him
whom il comes UWo
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

Pain and Swelling seldom indicate In.
ternal organic trouble They are usually
the result of local cold or inflammation
which can be quickly removed by llamlns
Wizard OIL
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
ApleulturaI,

Mother-Yes, Johnny the queen bee
Ia boss
Johnny-llow about the presidential
beer
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
Comparison.

what IL 30 rare Ns day IN Juno?"
Well, tho way we have steak for
dinner iB q good deal rarer"
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

Some men have a well-seated preju-
dice against giving up their place to
woman In a crowded car.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
10 DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Tafe the Cld fHndad Gl)OyEh lAsIHl iaa
GlllfA TONIC lun know what YOU uip tukhg,
Iha formula lH pAnlN printed on every bottle.
allowing II lH sW1y pulhlhu ana Iron Ing ihsitltss
tutnh and the most nuuriuhl turm, Eur grown
uauule ana children, t0 cents,
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the hundrcm
happy makes clothes winter than snow
All good grooera,
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

II you wish beautiful, clear white
clothes, use Red Cross BAH Blue. AT all
good grocers.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

Marriage Ia a e0ntr0et=and there
are lots Of contract lnmperg.
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23
MY
DAUGHTER
WAS CURED
By Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md.--"I send you here.
with the picture Of my fifteen year Old
The Harrison times., 1911-12-23

A man isn't necessarily an artist
because he draws comparisons.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
When The HobbIe Collides With The
Harem Skirt.

The nation has waited with bated
breath for the news from Washing
ton-not on reciprocity, direct cleo
tion or any of those stupid things,
but for the answer to the all-import-
ant question, What are going to be
the styles?" Like the price of but
ter and the gas bill, this enters into
every home. Mother and the daugh-
ters are waiting to be told what they
will have to wear; and father and
husband wonder what new freaks
they will have to pay for.
Since the Merry Widow hat bob
bed out some years ago and the hob
BILE skirt hoped out, everybody is
kept on the qui vive to see what the
tailors and dressmakers, miliners and
other fashionists will pull out of the
surprise box. The National Style
Show snaps the lock, the lid flies
open and out jumps the 'harem
skirt" "Avaunt the hobble!" is the
cry; and it will be joyously taken
up by those who have regarded it as
one of the most horrible inventions
with which woman has ever disfig-
ured herself. But to mere man we
must break the news gently; the
worst is yet to come. Beside the
"harem skirt the hobble is a dream
of grace and loveliness. The hobble
was designed on the lines of the
knitting needle and was especially
adapted to those ladies who are not
fatter than a match. But the stout
lady now comes into her own. From
what we are told of it, the "harem
skirt" will please those plump NOR
tals-say, those from 200 pounds
upwards. All the horrible details
have not yet been brought out, but
they do say that this novelty from
darkest Turkey looks like a pair of
mother hubbard" trousers in re-
pose.
We fear the worst. When the
"harem skirt" on a public thorough
fare comes into collision with the
hobble, it will be sight to make
strong men shudder, women weep,
taxicabs skid and dray horses take
to the trees.-[ Baltimore Sun.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

withdrawn from field which no
longer attracts them.
Constitutional provisions regulated
the number of Senators and Repre-
sentatives in Pennsylvania. The
membership of the Senate is fixed at
so, but that of the House is required
to be increased from time to time
in correspondence with changes
shown by the United States census
There is little doubt that the mem
bership of the House is too large.
Its business is actually carried on by
a comparatively small number of
men. There would be justification in
a constitutional amendment making
the House less unwieldy.
We have too many lawmakers, too
many legislative bills and too much
lawmaking. To warrant an increase
in the quantity of the salary there
should be an advance in the quality
of the recipients. Men of legislative
calibre cannot afford to accept the
office unless they have personal inter-
est themselves in measures to be act
ed upon, in which event they take
part in log-rolling with other mem
bers similarly inspired.
The salary fixed by the Carter bill
is not too much for honest and cap
able service. 1t is indefensible if it
is to be paid to illiterates or mere
party tools.-GP Public Ledger, Phila-
delphia.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
Trousers Skirt Now Certain.

Radical fashions, like kites, rise
against the wind, and for this
reason we fear that the trousers
skirt is not q mere Partisan Joke,
but that it is destined to become an
all-pervading reality, as did it's hide
GUS predecessor the hobble skirt.
To be go" new style has only
to be freakish enough to arouse an
tagonism. This has been the history
of fashion from bound feet to bustles
and from hoops to hobble.
The very venom of our denuncia-
tion furnishes the necessary adver-
tising. And the bifurcated skirt has
been condemned in Paris. The di-
rector of the Comedie Franchise has
forbidden Mile. Provost to appear
again in the new raiment, which was
feature of Henri Bernstein's play,
"Apres Moi" The American Ambas-
sador so far unbent as to calculate
Gee whiz!" when he saw Mile. Pro-
vost in the uniform of the harem,
and this intelligence having been
brought to Director Claretie, he de-
cided that the international dignity
of the theatre demanded instant ac-
tion.
Will Fashion brook such insults?
Will she permit diplomats and thea
trlcal managers to tell her what
adorns and what desecrates the fe-
male figure? VIII she bow meCkly
to the raucous protests of the male
multitude?
Never. Our fate is sealed! Our
wives, sisters and mothers will be in
trousers before the year is out
Harrisburg Telegraph
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
INTERESTING SOCIAL AND PERSONAL

her health is normal. The only in
strument required is an ordinary
watch. The wrist of the lady whose
age is in question is the telltale, for
when you count her pulse and it
registers sixty-nine beats per minute
you know that she is between twen-
ty and twenty-five years old Dur
ing the next five years seventy-one
beats go to the minutes, and the
femme de trente ans" and over is
entitled to seventy throbs. 1t is a
pity the man of science who estab-
lished these facts is not more exact
when dealing with the women of
ripper age, for, according to rumor
and tradition, it is only after she is
thirty that woman begins to leave
off having birthdays Westminster
Gazette
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

Governor 1ener Monday reap
pointed Mr.. Critchfield, Somerset
county, as Secretary of Agriculture,
to date from the expiration OF his
term last Saturday. The nomination
was sent to the Senate last night.
SECRETARY Critchfield was originally
appointed by Governor Pennypacker
in 1903 and reappointed four years
ago by Governor Stuart.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

l hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the nomination for the
office of County Commissioner sub
ject to the decision of the Republi-
can voters at the coming primaries.
EARL ROCKWELL,
Lake Ariel Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

COMING-Dr. Barnet Golden, "Opto-
metrist," (Eyesight Specialist, OF
Carbondale, will be at the Allen
House, Honesdale, all day Wednes-
day, March 8, and at the Park View
Hotel, Hawley, all day Thursday,
March g. If it's pertaining to your
sight, "See Golden" Home Office:
20 N. Main street, Carbondale. 1St2
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

CAN save you money if you are go
ing to buy farm, building lot,
dwelling, hotel, summer resort,
boarding house or business place.
Consult me before closing a deal. M.
r. Dorm. ltZ
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
Cruelty to Women.

We wonder what death the man
will die or what tortured life he
will be caused to lead who discover
ed the little trick" by which
woman's age can be ascertained be-
yond a doubt-that is to say, while
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
PIANO TUNING,

w. r. Luis, expert piano tuner, is
at the Hotel Wayne. Local and fac
tory references. All work guaran-
teed. Call, phone or write. 1t
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

FOR SALE-Kelly & Steinman
brick factory building, including en-
CINE, boiler and shaftlng. Inquire of
]. B. Robinson. soft.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

FOR RENT-A ten-room house with
all modern improvements, includ-
ing electric lights, situated on River
street. Inquire of Jacob Demer,
642 River street.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Eggs for setting sin
gle comb White Orphingtons, Kel-
lerstrass Strain, $3.50 per Is; White
Pekin Ducks, $1.00 per II. Chas.
S. Burger, White Mills, Pa. 16t4
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
A CENT--A--WORD- =
HELP WANTED.

FOR RENT-The store occupied by
Flaggs Clothing House, 500 Main
street, Grambs' Building. The best
location in Honesdale. Inquire at
the store. 15tf.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT rooms and bath, gas
and furnace. GIG Church street.
Inquire at house.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

SAMUEL j. WHIT, Piano Tuner,
will be in Honesdale, week begin
ming March 9Th. 17t2
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

FOR SALE-Large building lot,
most desirable part of East street.
Low price to quick buyer. NJ. F.
Dorm. 17t2
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

Do you need some printing done?
Come to us. If you need some en-
velopes "struck off" come to u.s.
We use plenty of ink on our jobs.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

$4,000 buys 439-acre farm about 30
acres clear, the rest in timber,
good water, house and barn; situate
near White Mills, Pa. Inquire of
w. K Hittinger, White Mills, Pa.
14tf.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

The Rev. John Miller, Master of
Arts of Cambridge University, Eng
land, for many years Head Master of
a school in Kent, England, now in
charge of Trinity church, Carbon
dale, will officiate at the service in
White Mills, Sunday, March 5, 3 p.
m. A cordial invitation is extended
to all to be present at this service.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

On Wednesday evening at z
o'clock in the parsonage of the Cen
trail Methodist Episcopal church the
pastor, Rev. Will H. Hitler, married
Peter S. Miller, Callicoon, n. Y, and
Miss Nettie Kellam, Abrahamsville,
Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

Mrs. A. G. Loomis left Thursday
morning on visit to friends and
relatives in Deposit, N. Y.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

Miss Cora Voigt left today for her
home in Franklin, KY, after an ex-
tended visit with relatives and
friends in Honesdale and Hawley.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

Central Methodist Episcopal
church, Rev. Will H. Hitler, pastor.
Services Sunday as follows; 1890 a.
M, Public worship and sermon by
pastor, subject, THE Mirror and the
Vision; IL NJ, Sunday school,; $50
p. m, Epworth League; 1880 p. M,
"Peoples Service" third in the SER
les on THE Shepherd Psalm" sub
ject, "The Abiding Comforter.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-03

The commission appointed to re-
wise the election laws has decided
not to recommend any change in the
date of holding the primaries, but
they will recommend that the diff
ferent parties hold their primaries on
seperate days. This would be a de-
sirable change, as it would, to a
great extent, do away with the prac-
tice of the majority party stealing
the nominations of the minority
party.
The Glenwood post., 1911-12-09
PUBLIC TRUSTEES SALE

Default having been made by lrvia
b. Murdock of the Town of Silt, Gar
field County, Colorado, IN the payment
Of the principal and certain interest due
on two certain promissory notes paya-
BILE to the order of w. = Fark and SC
cured by a certain deed of trust datol
lst day of December, 1910, and record
ed on the lIth day of December 1910,
in book 81 at page 266 of the records
of Garfield County, Colorado. BY rea
son of which default c. C. Parks who Is
now the legal holder of said notes mas
elected to declare all of the indebted
ness evidenced by said notes secured IN
and by said deed of trust, due and
payable and demands rnIs force losur".
Now therefore.
Public notice is hereby given that |,
the undersigned, as Trustee in said
deed of trust mentioned, to-wIt: the
Public Trustee in and for Garfield
County, and under its powers and au-
Jhirity and for the uses and purposes
therein stated, will sell at public auc-
tiun for the highest and best, price the
same viii bring in cash on Monday, the
Sth day of January, A. d. 1912, at the
hour OF Two clock p. NJ, at the west
front door of the court house in the
Town of Glenwood Springs, County AMI
State aforesaid all of the following
described property in and by said deed
Of trust conveyed situated in Garfield
County, towit:
Lots IS and 10 in block Ballard g
addition to the townsite of Silt, together
with all right, title, equity and benefits
Of redemption of the said Irwin b.
Murdock, his heirs and assigns therein,
subject only to redemption as provided
by law.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colorado,
this 9TH day of December, 1911.
j. \. MacRAE,
Public Trustee of Garfield County.
First publication Dec. 9, 1911.
Last publication Jan. g. 1912