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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-20
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-20
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-20

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-20

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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
RARE HoNoRs PAID scHLEY.
Naval and Military Forces and Hosts
OF Friends At Funeral.

Washington. Naval honors seldom
accorded an American characterized
the funeral here of Rear Admiral Win
field Scott Schley. The body rested
in the family home, preparatory to the
private services at 100 o'clock. The
public services were at st. Johns
Episcopal Church.
Cadets from the Naval Academy at
Annapolis, sailors from the naval sta
tions at Washington and Philadelphia,
light artillery and army bands from
Fort Myer and Washington Barracks,
and comrades and friends Of the dead
Admiral composed the procession that
escorted the body of Admiral Schley
from st. Johns Church to its resting
place in Arlington National Cemetery.
Imposing floral gifts filled st. Johns
Church These included wreath from
the survivors of the Greedy Arctic re-
lief expedition, rescued by Admiral
Schles at Cape Sabine IN 1884, and
wreaths from the Cuban Legation and
other sources.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
PLAY FOR ITALIAN GUANERS
.6omharded r. poll and Demolished
Forss--No Sh otst Tit
the Ships.

Rome.-Admiral Farayelli has sent
a message to the government, stating
that the bombardment OF the main
batteries at Tripoli commenced at 8
o'clock Wednesday afternoon and
continued until sunset.
Admiral Aubrey reports that In
bombarding Tripoli he spared all the
consulates, hospitals, churches, mon
asteries and converts, aiming only at
the fortifications. Discrimination was
made with relative ease, as the range
of the Turkish cannon was SO short
that the ships were enabled to APP
proach the city closely and SO take
accurate aim.
The bombardment was protracted
because of this extreme care to avoid
useless bloodshed and to respect the
mosques, Moreover, the firing was at
long intervals, as Admiral Aubrey and
Vice Admiral Faravelli expected at
any moment to see the white flag run
~ indicating a desire to surrender.
Scarcely any OF the population re-
mains in Tripoli, the city having been
abandoned Immediately when the
bombardment began.
In cautioning the feet commanders
to limit their faction to silencing the
batteries and compelling the Turkish
garrison to surrender or evacuate, the
Ministry OF Marine told the officers to
remember that the provinces were
about to pass under Italian control,
and the more damage done the greater
would be the expense of repair later.
A message from Admiral Thaon di
Revel says that the action appeared
more like a shooting competition than
a bombardment. Officers and sailors
placed wagers on the results In one
instance an order was given to dis
mantle particular battery. One gum
.ner was heard to say: Il bet can
knock down the LEFT turret at the first
shot" When the smoke had cleared
away the turret had disappeared. The
same man shot again, Nov right tur-
ret" In flash the second mark was
in ruins.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
NAVY 70 SHOW STRENGTH.
Mobilization OF Fleets In the Atlantic
.aaassaNs.asss..a and Pacific.


Mobilization OF Fleets In the Atlantic.
and Pacific.
Washington. lit is believed here
that great naval maneuvers and mobili-
zation to be held in the Atlantic and
Pacific next month are the result of
the strained situation in Europe and
the unrest apparent throughout the
world
The uncertainty of the situation in
Europe with the vague possibility of
that might involve any
of the nations through some unexpect-
ed event is fully realized by the gov.
eminent at Washington. While all
Europe is torn with war and rumors
of war, Uncle Sam has decided to
make a quiet display of the fact that
he has not been idle.
Whether there is any more definite
reason for the notifications at New
York and Los Angeles of the Atlantic
and Pacific fleets could not be learn
ed, but the impression is strong that
the plan was adopted merely for it's
moral effect on the international situa-
ton.
Secretary Meyer is still uncertain as
to the exact plan of mobilization It
Will take place early in November, and.
with the President reviewing the
ships at New York the occasion is ex-
apected to be made SO notable that it
will be matter of news throughout
the world.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
TWO More Dams Burst.

Chippewa Falls. Wis Two dams
went out in this city Friday and one
at Bloomer, The country is flooded.
The Chippewa River has risen eight
feet, and is oyeriowing its banks
Water is running in the streets as a
result Of an 1s-honr downpour OF rain
Two bridges near Stanley and one at,
Owen went out in the food. This is
the heaviest deiuge experienced along
the Chippewa River since June. 1904
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
New Order increases Army.

Washington. The War Department
announced an order resarranging the
strength of the Army. Cavalry regi-
ments assigned to duty in the Panama
Canal zone, Hawaiian Islands, and the
Philippines, will get 10 men to the
troop, and the infantry regiments serv-
ing in the same territory win have "a
men TO the company. This order viii
increase the total strength Of the
army to 1882 men.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
On. Wiley N Full CONTROL
soneitts Mecsbt Eesses m rer.
Food Boa d. III n 81 nu6lrp
A.sa o4t

Washington LIN sudden success
sion Of orders an initial move in the
expected reorganization Of the Depart
ment OF Agriculture. Solicitor George
P. Mccabe Tuesday was retired from
the Pure Food and Drug Board, Asso-
ciate Chemist F. i. Dunlap, closely
identified with. McCabe, was allowed
leave of absence until the President's
return, and Chemist Harvey W. Wiley
left apparently in supreme command
Of the board DR., r. =. Doolittle. Of
New York, was temporarily appointed
to the board to succeed Mr.. McCabe.
These changes were announced by
Secretary Wilson following a confer
ence with DR.. Wiley, who has been on
long vacation They were deemed
inevitable in view of the Official and
personal antagonism aired before q
congressional committee the past
summer and Or. Wiley's exoneration
by President Taft after Attorney Gen.
eral Wickersham, with views aligned
with those of Secretary Wilson and
Solicitor McCabe, had recommended
Or. Wiley's removal from Office as
head of the chemistry bureau because
of technical irregu1arity in APP
pointive methods, the responsibility
for which he denied.
THE Board At Odds.
The Pure Food and Drug Board is
the agency which passes upon many
important cases arising under the en-
forcement OF the pure food law. DR..
Wiley, on the one hand. and Solicitor
McCabe and DR.. Dunlap on the other,
were the members of the board. DR..
Wiley declared that he was usually
outvoted and made a number of sem
sationa1 statements in the invegtiga-
ton OF the controversy. Smarting
under the frequent overruling of his
views wherein he held food products
deleterious to health, he told con-
gressional committee that he regard
ed his associate. DR.. Dunlap, as his
superior officer
Secretary Wilson's brief announce
ment of the change stated that Solicit
tor McCabe voluntarily resigned and
that his resignation had been &C
cepted,
DR.. Dunlap was acting chairman of
the board when DR.. Wiley was absent
from Washington, Whether DR.. Dun
lap will return to his duties on the
board was not stated. His temper
ary withdrawal. was attributed official
" to the factthat he is to take the
customary fonr-Week vacation, but
Secretary Wilson stated that DR.. Dun
lap would not return until after Presi-
dent Taft has returned to Washing.
ton.
IN place of Solicitor McCabe to
serve with DIR. Wiley on. the board
Secretary Wilson appointed DR.. Doc
little, long a member of the Bureau
of Chemistry force and now head OF
that bureau sub-station in New York.
DR.. Wiley and DR.. Doolittle win con-
stitute the majority of the board for
the immediate future, the latter's APP
pointment being necessary to give the
boards action legal effect.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
Demonstration For Reyes.

San Antonio, Texas arrangements
were made here by the friends of Gen.
Bernardo Reyes, of Mexico, for
demonstration upon his arrival here
from New Orleans 1t is expected that
agents of Francisco l. Madero will
take part In the demonstration.
Search is being made for residence
to serve as home and headquarters for
Rnvac
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
coIorabIans Insult Peru.

Bogota, Colombia.-=Qn leaving the
Cathedral, where they had attended a
meeting presided over by the Arch
bishop of Bogota, mob stoned the
Peruvian Legation and tore down the
coat OF arms. This is the second at
tack on the legation and the situation
is considered grave, The previous at
tack took place IN July and was dine
70 ill-feeling over the alleged encroach-
ment of Peru upon territory claimed
by Colombia
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
PHlLADELPHlA,s SCANDAL.


Warrants for Arrests OF Several Lead
ing City Officials.
Philadelphia Warrants for the ar
rest of Director of Public Safety
Henry Clay, City Architect Carl B.
zilenziger. John B. Virgins, a contrac-
tor and builder, and Treasurer Wall,
of the 1atter's firm, were issued Friday
on the affidavit of Logan NJ Bullitt,
chairman of the Taxpayers Commit
tee.
The charges are conspiracy to de-
fraud the city, and are an outcome of
the investigation conducted by the
Catlin senatorial commission. The
men will not be taken into custody,
but will accept service through their
attorneys and appear for hearing.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
Moore ano Moore
Insurance, Real Estate, Loans, Surety Bonds.
Representing the Following Fire Insurance

Representing the Following Fire Insurance
Companies.
North British and Mercantile Insurance
Company. of London and Edlnburg Atlas
Assurance CO.. Limited, of London. Con-
Mnental Insurance Co., New York. Under
writer's Agency. Hanover Fire Insurance
Co. German Alliance Insurance AssOcia-
ton. Fidelity Phoenix Insurance Com
pany. Fidelity Underwriters and Germania
Fire Insurance Co., Of New York. Glenn
Falls Insurance Co., of Glenn Fails. N. Y,
Philadelphia Underwriters, Pennsylvania
Fire Insurance Co., Spring Garden Insur-
auce Co., and Girard Fire and Marine In
s,lrancs CO., of Philadelphia. Springfield
Fire and Marine Insurance Co., of Spring.
field, Mass. Citizens insurance Co. and
American Central Of st. Louis, Missouri.
Fireman's Fund Insurance Co.. OF San
Francisco and Colonial Fire Underwriters
! tThe JOHN HANCOCK Mutual Life In
gurance Co.. OF Boston, Mass. The UNITED
STATES FIDELITY q GUARANTY CO.,
Issue all forms OF Surety Bonds. Bonds for
Administrators. Executors, and all other
Judicial Bonds issued Immediately upon
notice. Farms, Town Properties and Real
Estate of every description for sale. We
areprepared to make loans both large and
small on short notice.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
ROOSEVELT TO HUNT WHALES.
Ex-President viii Try Harpoonine For
Big Sea Game.

Long Beach. Cal. After hunting
bear in Colorado, elephants In Africa
and various other game in his own
country, Col Theodore Roosevelt. it
is intimated, may come to Long Beach
to hunt whales.
Captain Loop, whose powerboat is
fitted up for the pursuit, is authority
for the. announcement that Colonel
Roosevelt intends to come here to haIs
poon the sea mammals.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
AeropIanes for TripoIl.

Naples. Nine military aviators,5
with eight monoplanes and two BIZ
plans, will be sent to Tripoli. The
ayiators will be commanded by Cap
tain Piazza, who won the air race
from Boulogne to Venice.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
WILL WAIT TO Be ASKED.

United States Government VIII Not
Offer Mediation.
Washington State Department Off
Gals after careful reading OF the six
articles OF The Hague Convention
bearing upon mediation have failed to
find any mandatory provision requir-
ing neutral nation to offer to medi-
ate, although it is admitted that the
first. article, under a strained construc-
tion, might have conveyed an opposite
impression The. council of the Inter
parliamentary Union at Its session in
Paris appears to have fallen into that
error. in the opinion of the officials
here.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
COL. ROOSEVELT
AVON|S CANAL GRAB.
Gave the People Benefit Of
Doubt.
TENSE or HIS ACTION
Scores Critics Who Say He Acted Be-
You'd Constitutional Powers
"Tinid President Can
Find Excuses

New York.-rTheOdOre Roosevelt has
an article on How the United States
Acquired the Right to Dig the Panama
Canal" in the last issue of the Out
look Mr.. Roosevelt discusses state
ments which have been made from
time to time that he acted in an I'M
constitutional manner and usurped
authority in connection with the Pan
anna project, and he upholds the
regularity of the proceedings through
out.
Mr.. Roosevelt Gays that his mes
sages to Congress set forth in full and
in detail every essential fact connect
ed with the various phases of the ac-
QUESTION of the Panama Canal. He
adds:
Not one important fact was omit
ted, and no fact of any Importance
bearing upon the actions or negotia-
lions of the representatives of the
United States not there set forth
has been, or ever will be, discovered,
simply because there is none to dis
cover"
Re4eTfing to the opposition to the
project then and since, Mr., Roosevelt
says:
"Of course there was at the time,
and has been since, much repetition
of statements that acted in an 'un-
manner, that 'usurped
authority which was not mine These
were the statements that were made
again and again in reference to al
most all L did as President that was
most beneficial and most important to
the people ofthis country
Acted Within Powers.
THE simple fact was that when the
interest Of the American people im-
peratively demanded that certain
act should be done, and had the pow
or to do it, / did it, unless it was
specifically prohibited by law.
I'm my judgment, history had taught
the lesson that the President has very
great powers if he chooses to exer-
else those powers; but that, il he is a
timid or selfish man, afraid of re-
sponsibility and afraid Of risks, he
can, OF course, manufacture ingenious
excuses for failure to exercise them"
Opposed BY Spectators.
Concerning the purchase of the
canal rights from the French Com
pany, Mr.. Roosevelt says: .44
Every step taken BY the Govern
ment in connection with its negotia-
tionc with the French Eamnany and
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
Coal and Wooo.

We have in stock at our yards Lykens
Valley Stove and Nut, free burning
white ash broken, genuine Pocahontas
lump and run of mine. Wood sawed and
split. Hay corn and clover seed. ALI
orders left with the Farmers Supply
Company will be fillel day received.
Both phones. "A visit to our yard vii
convince you that we have the goods we
advertise. Thanking you for the past
patronage we are, Very truly,
john C. BURNS & Go.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
Taft M 3. Rex ] WICK.

Washington As soon As President
TAN returns from his Western trip he
will 90 to Hot Springs. Va for +
week. rest. The President then viii
80 to Cincinnati and perhaps to Louis
Vile
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

A San Francisco millionaire.s wife
wants q divorce because he allows her
only $40 a month. Come to think OF
it, being a millionaire's wife on $40
a month is not what might be called
q pleasant pastime.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Los Angeles is to have squad of
policemen on roller skates They
ought to be funny. If they are not
very effective.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

A citizen of Boston. seventy years
old, announces that his health is due
10 u diet of oatmeal and crackers. He
does not even mention the sacred
bean
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Ducks In a Massachusetts post once
saved the place from burglary. but
they never will get as much advertfs-
Ing out of it as the geese that saved
Rome.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Why reproach the katydid for lis
failure as a prophet of frost? Our
high-priced weather department also
has been known TO make mistakes.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Many a summer girl Will soon be
come an autumn bride.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

In spite OF the fact that an aeroplane
gun has been invented our sportsmen
are not clamoring for an open season
for aeroplanes
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
IMPORTANT NOTICE
To THE
JEFFERSON COUNTY
PHONE HOLDERS

Are you guilty cf annoying neigh
bors over the Jefferson County Tele-
phone Let the guilty take notice.
When malicious noises are traced to a
certain phone, said phone will be re-
moved without further notice. Some
few, very few phone holders are al
lowing their phones to be used to the
annoyance of their fellows. They must
cease it or said phones will be removed.
Keep your children. who have not
reached the age of discretion, and
servants off the phone line. servants
have no right to the use the phone save
soH, your business. Be polite over the
phone. 81 Poiiteness begets politeness.
So exercise your rights 90 not to In.
terfere with the rights Of others.
81. C. GETZENDANNER,
Feb. 16stf. Manager
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12
MISSING MAN TURNS UP.
Walks Into Parents Home After Being
Gone 90 Years.

Bellefontaine, o.. After being miss
ing for 80 years and given up as dead,
Rufus Meisler walked into his par
ents' home at West Mansfield Tues,
day. He has become wealthy as .
ranch owner in California. He gave
no reason for his sudden disappear
ance. He left home 80 years ago to
go squirrelhunting and then disap-
peared
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Flats may be bad things but houses
In which the maidless housekeeper
tolls upstairs with baby on one arm
and bucket of coal on the other are
worse.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

A health expert in Chicago says
that nature and providence never in
tended children to live in fats.
Neither. it may be added. do land
lords.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

A Chicago man has discovered that
cows like to hear music while they
are being milked. This opens a field
OF useful and harmless occupations for
some of the singers on the vaudeville
stage
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

FAN styles In mems hats Indicate
that even the bald can have little
wool on the top Of the head In the
place where the hair ought to grow.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Our notion of the height of incon.
gruity is the national laundrymen's as
ISOLATION holding their convention In
P1ttsburg.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Marquette. Mich. boasts Of hen
with two stomaehs and two pairs OF
legs. hut the real questions Is Does
a lay two eggs at the same timer
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Seattle is going 10 have a sky
scraper AZ stories high. but only Sc
attic knows what for.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

A new comet is coming AS If this
poor old world has not already trouble
enough without this herald Of more to
come!
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

The wife of the prize model husband
has committed suicide 1t is warn
Ing to wives who expect too much.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Feed your husband If he drinks:
don't nag him." says woman lecturer.
But what If he persists in coming
home full?
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Some people look on hay fever as
a joke. but the Texas man who
sneezed himself to death probably fails
to see the point
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

The statue of Liberty needs new
gown. but we hope they will not go
so far as to dress the lady in hobble
skirt
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

The czar has approved of the add
9ion of q big slice of Finland to Rus,
STA. which shows that as far as that
unfortunate people are concerned, he
Is beginning at the Finnish.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

And some of the American heiresses
want to know what they have done
that King George should reconsider
his Intention to create bunch OF new
English peers.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

Few women ever do learn anything
about the proper use of weapons. A
girl in New York laid down a copy of
the Congressional Record to hit a
burglar with rolling pin.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-10-12

The French lady who has challenged
an editor to duel will probably In
sIst on fighting with fatal hatpin.