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The Washington times., 1911-07-29

little rivulets gurgled hither and yon.
Their feet hung over.
II Will love you." he cried passion
ately, until yon river is a bed of
mud, and no sun is left to dry it"'
Oswald" she told him. "how per-
fectly sweet or youI"
spurred on by her appreciation. ne
cried even more passioneteIy:
"I will love you when yon noun
tain Is crumbled dust and no man
shall be alive to breathe the wind
that scatters itr'
Oswald, you are just too delight
full" she twittered, and the twitter
led him on to even greater heights.
"I will love you," he cried, when
women have learned to put on the
biggest hats in less than a minutes
timer
"Oh. Oswald" she said repr0achful-
ly, don't exaggerate sor'
They werA sitting on the mountain
top. Their feet hung over.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
SIZE HOLDS IT UP TO THE
Girl Who is Universally Beloved
Loretta's Looking Glass
Drawn for The Washington Times.

crowded way. singled out, distin-
guished, haloed by the love Of men.
Lovely, isn't It?
1t certainly is-JUST AS LONG As
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MAGMA
TON WORKING OVERTIME. For
the universally Of your being beloved
is all in your mind
Other girls dislike you. And 1t does
not take long for the men to discover
that you are a HUMAN GUM-DROP.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

with your over-sweet, Ggglutinatious
self without being stuck.
The natural, expectant attitude Of
the normal girl, the "waiting-at-the-
gate for the coming of the possible
he," is changed by you into an exag-
gerated running out into-the-road"
eagerness which appropriates the pass
ing interest Of every man who looks.
from reasons Of curiosity, as a love-
tribute to you.
Some girls are so enthusiastic about
getting ONE man that they abuse the
very things In themselves which are at
tractive to him. They fling themselves
at his head. But you want to make
kind Of emotional rubber ball OF
yourself and bounce promiscuously into
the affections Of all.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Characteristic Cowardice

You are always telling the other girls
about your winning ways and the sure
reduction 10 complete devotion that
they work In men. The girls want to
tell you a few wholesome truths; but.
with the characteristic cowardice of
the sex, they do not dare. They just
take 1t out on you by telling each other
what fully-qualif1ed subject for the
attention Of the lunacy-specialists they
consider you.
But WHEN YOU BEGIN TO TELL
ONE NAN about all the others who
have loved you near and from afar.
you prove yourself what the girls think
you without any expensive doctors YER
dict. The budding interest the man
feels dies in the torridity of your admi-
ration for yourself. He not only
KNOWS you never could give him the
proper devotion, but HE DOES NOT
WANT TO MIX IN WITH THE MOB
you claim to have vanquished with your
charms.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Highly. Improper

What is the proper thing for a man
to do when his wife asks him FOR
money and he hasn't any?" queried
Newed.
''Oh, there isn't any proper thing
to do under those circumstances" re-
piled Oldwed. Anything he does will
be wrong"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

love
And she had danced lightly along the primrose path exut
her and her seeing the
neers, whispers all about till
Too late do anything than sobbngy deny the charges
made her by husband who had he himself said
weary tried believe her. tried not to doubt and to
being him, until
last, he had to believe and leave her.
An Everyday Tragedy
It's sordid, everyday of tragedy l admit the Of
divorce after with
wives of the that lie behind the love of admiration
But they they don't learn these other
wives They sigh for the the candy the flowers
the good when the husbandsconhdent that they
know realize the depth of their love- they married
thnegec these they like butterflies seeking the honey of
adulation in other
And the end is always tragedy, though be di
For the sacrifices something big and fine within her
in the mad after admiration She hampers
81 becomes less and the parasite with passing
and of ALL when youth and she those who
have paid her homage towards other womenwhat has
fall back on? She has built real friendships real
ambitions nothing-nohng but memories that bitter
while broOds them.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Give Her Time

Mother Marion, I'm sorry I
brought you to the shore at all. Here
five days and you're engaged to three
young men. It's disgraceful!
Daughter-Yes, it's pretty slow
work, but give me time, mother; give
me time, please.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Spilled From
a Cup of Wit
ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY

The important looking lady arrived
late at the ceremony and without a
ticket, and the official would not let
her past the turnstile.
DO you know who I am?'' she asked
Indignantly, ct am one of the directors
wives.''
Indeed. madam" replied the keeper
of the gate, 'T did not know that he
was a bigamist. The Pink I'm.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Measure Was Short

DO you use condensed milk at your
house?"
I guess so. We order a quart a day
and the milkman squeezes It into a
can that holds about a pint"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Grains of Sand
From Humor'S Hill
HOW IT WAS DONE

And you made a small fortune out
of poultry?"
Il did"
Where did you keep your chickens 7''
II haven't any. I publish books on
how to raise EN-"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
DIFFERENT ADORNMENTS

my name," said the great traseolan
..bas adorned many bilIboards."
"hnd mine" rejoined the low come
dian. mas adorned many board bills
Chicago News.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Feared the Last

They say there's no fool like an
old fool"
That makes me shuoder Tor the
future. I've already been all the other
kinds"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Nothing Inst

The Marketer-Aren't you wasting
a good deal of that steak in trim
ming it.
The Butcher-no. ma'am; weighed
IL first
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
How He. Knew

Mrs. Oldrox-John, the Neurich
family claims to be worth q whole
lot more than we are
Oldrox-Well, they are not. Why,
they pay twice the taxes we do.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
A Family Trait

'T am afraid your youngest son Is
inclined to treat you with disrespeot,"
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton, absent
mindedly; '1t's remarkable how that
boy takes after his mother"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
WHERE THEY COME FROM

You'll like life on this farm"
How about the milk and butter"
Fresh every day. We have excellent
express facilities from the city"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
On the Mountain Top;
Or, Too Ridiculous!

They we're sitting on the mountain
top. Above them myriads of stars
twinkled like anything, and sweet
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Our Grocery Clerk
Says, Call the Cop

I thought I missed something from
around the place the last few days, and
sure enough, this morning he shows up
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
THE LOVE OF ADMIRATION
And Some of It's
Consequences Discussed
BY PEGGY VAN BRAAM

JRED by her love of admiration and blinded by
her vanity the lack of real homage in the atti-
tude of the men with whom she spent so much
time, young wife whose name figured promi-
nently in the divorce courts, few days ago,
led on and on through the tortuous paths of
firtations to the rocks which wrecked her home
and happiness.
Even in court she sobbingly protested that
she loved her husband had always loved him, and
declared, in the face of the accusations made
through the lawyers, that she firted just because
it was nice to have attention." that she liked to
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

of at the moment with havn in the
on'y had mine but that such
sweed head I'd talk any
family. had huckster
the and when steamn and asked
I'd natchTly told him all Somehow other he
namesomehow other they always do, Beeand
Miss Mcbride, who
messed the declared that purely accident
How Publicity Affected Mamie
Actually, Belle when read it couldn't finish my breakfast
paper?" casuaike, mother
and father pushn my O toastes away from
NO. why?' they
ooh nothin" told 'em. "Ony there's little reference
that's all"
gracefly put hand my mouth while yawned,
pointed with the other the paragraph that explained how
the be accident
explained spite of all do her will
while, and while they still
the It what the books call the pychoogi
earth
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Even the Conductor

The street car conductor, who waits
his car when you come running, does
II because he is Influenced by the love
charm of your eyes. The postman looks
beatifc when you take the mail from
his trembling hands. The husbands Of
your married friends would all be at
tentive If they followed their inclina-
tions rather than stern and disagreeable
conjugal duty.
The errand boy, who brings your
package home from the store, is made
to move with lighter tread when you
take 1t from his unworthy hand. The
telephone inspector flddles and fuses
with the screws In the box just to re-
main within the charmed circle of your
influence. The tenor in the opera keeps
his gaze fastened on you during all of
his love songs. The, chauffeur, who
drives the car with you in 1t, makes -
dozen excuses to turn his head and look
at you. The box office man at the mat
inee gives you especially good seats
for your party. You pass along Hfe's
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
M A ME TELLS BELLE
OF NearFame Experience,
While hforn1ing Her Friend
ALL ABOUT PUBLICITY

UBLICITY Belle is the free advertisn invented for
the benefit of actresses and phlanthropists Ac-
tresses, especially, would rather have their names
in today's paper than in the hall O fame twenty
years after they're dead.
I don't know as blame 'em, either, for, though
they like to think with the minister that they'll be
able to enjoy the honor twenty years after they've
Joined the dear departed, there's always sneakin
notion that they won't, and they'd rather enjoy
little publicity their coffee than little fame
under their tombstones.
There's denyn', Belle, that feelin' O ben'
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

a CCORDING to your own view,
n every man who talks to YOU ten
minutes loves you. The male who
stares at you Is smitten with the love
at-first-sight" affliction- The absent
minded creature, who occupies a pew
across the church from yours, but gazes
always f1xedly in your direction, is
worshiping from afar. The unwary
youth, who takes you home from a
place where the two of you happen to
meet in calling on a mutual friend, is
seized with the devotional ardor be-
fore he reaches your front door and
leaves you. The clerk, who sells you
the things your mother sends you to
the grocery to buy, can hardly keep
his pencil on the lines of the order book
because he is SO thrilled by your pres
ence.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25
ERRORS OF VOTING MACHINES
More Discrepancies Are Discovered
in Recording the Votes.
HALIER LOSES AT ONE PLACE
More votes Are Recorded for some
of the Candidates Than There
Were Voters Registered
I'm the Precinct.

A fresh discovery Of failure Of a voting
machine to do it's work correctly in the
election OF November 2 was made by the
official eanvassing board this morning.
II was on the machine Of the First pre-
cinct OF tho Sixth ward. Faulty adjust
ment OF the endorsing bar on the state
regents ticket forced republican and peo-
pies independent voters alike TO endorse
and vote for j. b. KILLER, a democratic
candidate. the result being a tie vote for
Miller and Victor G. Lyford. a repub-
llcan candidate.
The machine recorded 1853 votes for Hal
Ter, republican, and 100 for Knapp, his
opponent, giving Halter a plurality Of Is.
Together they received 2Ss votes. Lyford,
Hallers running mate, received 2Ss votes,
and Miller. Knapps running mate, re-
.ceiyed a like number. the sum OF their
votes being 576 Lyford received 100 more
votes than his republican running mate,
and Miller received 15S votes more thar
his running mate The sum of all the
votes recorded for candidates for state
regents on the machine is sos. AS each
voter was privileged to vote for two can
didates this figure would indicate that
40 voters operated the machine, but the
total vote register shows it was operated
by but sos voters.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25


LIFE OF CARDINAL GIBBONS. BY
Allen = WIN. John Murphy company.
The volume, bound IN red forms am
appropriate memorial OF the famous
churchman's Jubilee. celebrated BY the
iaity In Baltimore last June and by the
clergy In October on both occasions
readers were made familiar with the
main facts IN the cardinals life. The
author presents these facts and epoehs
IN proper perspective az we'll as the rea.
sons for his rapid rise from parish priest
20 bishop, archbishop and cardinal. These
promotions are typical illustrations Of
the democracy of the church, which is
quick TO see and appreciate merit re.
gardIdss' 81 ahtec6dents.
A. Young priest just ordained, Father
Gibbons IN July, 1851. began his iabors An
an outlying district OF Baltimore. a CITY
about equally divided on the issues OF
tho war. A chain Of forts on the cl,,,'s
iront were occupied by the union troops
Father Gibbons was chaplain or two
Forts AeHeury and Marshall. Martial
law prevailed Spies were common dis.
trust widespread, and every one Who
could secure weapon went arr.a ~
this critical and stirring times the ,.o,
resourcefulness ana kindness or 49,
priest We're drawn upon 10 the u,,t,
ou' ne proved equal TO the test and
,ssu rom the ravages OF war re-
Holee aha reNerenoed b. both sides.
Mn Win credits the broad catholicitv
the cardinal TO HIS experience as a
missionary bishop OF North Carolina
NnlVn oesah IN ls6s In this field there
were TWO priests and about 200 members
OF the church All others were OF oppns.
ING 9eees or no creeds. Ills experience .,
says me author. coming az a connnara.
ufeiy impressioneble period OF his ne
eNefeisea great influence over blr,
PREVIOUS 10 that time his lot had heon
ne oraihery one OF priest schooles An
V'o FspfessiVe discipline Of the seminar,
ana lhen thrown out into the active ane
Alovous labor OF parish. with nt,ls
time 70 come 10 contact with the world
Nespt as represented BY his own flocl
~ Norih Carolina he was suddenly thrusl
n'lo A different atmosphere The peopl,
were not only nearly all Protestants b,,
tens Of thousands OF them had no con
sspnon Of what the Catholic church "a,
or what Il represented.
IRON the beginning bis mission ~.
frst 70 calm antagoniatlc opinion go
tnen lay the foundation Of his fai,h I,,
"ork being - largely among Protsstants
Save him a far better oomprshensio,
tnAn the average priest receives Of vrhs
hey stand for in matters OF religion an,
theif sincerity OF view. By force of IA,
cunstanees he had to eonoede 40 ar,
desire equal 70 his own for the truths !
Christian faith. He was not less a ca,s
ole when he left Carolina than when 4
went there. In fact Il seems that AZ
foundations o. his belief had be-
strengthened BY opposition. but he ha
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25

THE STORY LIFE OF WASHING
TON. BY Wayne WhiPple. Two volumes.
80. The John G. Winston company.
The author has fitted together many
authentic stories OF Washington, showing
the real man. The volume is illustrated
with engravings from portraits, drawings
and manuscripts
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25

acquired a broad charity. a wider horizon
Of view. from which be never separated
himself In later life and which stamped
him a friend OF men Of all crceds"
Among tue Incidents OF this period there
Is one which contrasts strangely with the
assertion recently heard in Omaha.
Catholic priests do not take part In re-
ligous services Ia which they do not
believe no matter under what auspices
they are held" owing to the scarcity Of
Catholic churches. Mr.. VIII relates.
Bishop Gibbons often preached in
Protestant churches. court houses, public
halls and even in Masonic lodges" At
0reenville, when Il was learned that he
intended TO preach, the local Judge Of
Tered him the use Of the court house,
and the trustees of the Methodist church
put their house OF worship at his dis
posRl. He chose the church and preached
there at night to a large congregation,
nearly all OF whom we're Professionals. The
people were summoned by the church bell,
the choir was the regular one OF the
church, the bishop read from q Protest
ant Bible and the oniy part OF the service
that was Of his own faith was the ser
mon"
The great public accomplishments OF
the cardinal at home and abroad are
treated in detail. illumined with numer-
Gus Incidents and snecdote. Accuracy was
the great aim OF the author. No uncon-
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laudation is scrupulously omitted Sim
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marks the work as a notable addition TO
American biographies.
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25

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Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25

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The author takes fun advantage OF the
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25

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Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-25
Christmas Furniture Suggestions

For the Christmas shoppers who wish make presents
that will be highly appreciated only for their beauty
but also for their substantiability and durability the
following articles should be an inspirations
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-30
MAKE A SKATING RINK
OUT OF THE BALL PARE

The cold weather calls to mind
the skating season, and the skating
season recalls the terrible acciden
that happened last winter when two
Of our most popular young people
skated into an air hole and were
drowned in the chilly waters of the
lake. In order to prevent a SINH
lar accident it has been suggested
that the baseball park be made in
to skating rink. This could easily
be done as the ground is level and
all cleared off. A water hydrant is
handy, so that it would be easy to
flood the ground. All that would
be necessary to complete the rink
would be the stringing of a few
electric lights. The parties who
are interested in the matter will
meet with the city council next Mon
day night, laying the proposition be-
fore them, and enlisting their aid.
1t is not to be money-making
scheme of any kind, just merely to
furnish place for the children to
skate on and to keep them off the
ice on the lake which is so teacher
Gus when it first forms.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-30

Did you ever stop to think that
it is much safer to buy an article
that is much advertised than one
which is not?' asks the Red
Lodge Picket. 1.-THE firm which
spends a large amount of money to
establish a reputation for a certain
thing cannot afford to make it
otherwise than satisfactory. 1t
must please the user, or else it will
not be bought the second time.
The same is true of a merchant
who spends money for advertising
to induce you to come to his store.
He must treat you satisfactorily in
order to make his advertising prof
table investment. You will make
few mistakes in buying goods which
are largely advertised, or from the
firm which advertises.''
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-30
BACK ON THE JOB.


Well, the Pilot Man is back in the
harness again this week. treadine
the mill which grinds out the news
served up to the people in Whitefish
and the outside world by this great
family newspaper. Last week there
was a shortage of news in the Pr
lot Mans column, but this will pro-
badly be excusable on account OF
having to lay off a little to attend
to new duties around the house
since having annexed a life partner
The Pilot Man and Pilot Lady are
now both comfortably settled in
their new home recently built for
them by J. A. Monk and w. F. Ma
son, the local contractors. The Pi-
lot Man being very busy all the
while left the matter of construction
entirely in their hands and they
certainly turned out a very credita-
BILE and satisfactory job from start
to finish. Neat workmanship all
the way through is one of the MOTTO
able features, besides living up to
every word of their contract without
the least bit Of quibbling. The Pilo'
Man will most heartily recommend
these gentlemen for anything in the
building line.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-30
ALIAS SUMMONS.

State of Montana, County of Flat
head. S.:
In Justice Court Of Whitefish Town
ship. before H. H. Carr, Justice of
the Peace.
Randall Howell and Silas
Shut, co-partners. doing business
under the firm name of Howell &
Shut, plaintiffs. versus l.. J. Os-
gard, defendant.
The State of Montana to the abov
named defendant, greeting:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear before me at my office in
Whitefish in the County of Flathead
on the 9Th day of December, 1911.
at 10 o'clock a. M, in an action
brought against you by said plaintiff
to answer the complaint OF the abov
named plaintiff. 4es
The said action is brought to re-
cover judgment for the sum of
SASS and their costs of suit &C
cording to the complaint Of plain
tiffs, on file in this court. to which
you are referred for further particu-
lars. Said action being for goods.
wares and merchandise sold and de-
livered to you at your special in
stance and request, no part of which
has ever been paid, and upon two
assigned accounts.
And you are hereby notified that
If you fail to appear and answer,
judgment will be taken against you
according to the complaint.
To the sheriff or any constable of
said county, greeting: Make legal
service and due return thereof.
Given under my hand this 7th day
of November, 1911.
H. H. CARR,
A Justice of the Peace of said Town
ship.