Morris tribune., 1911-12-08
Birdeye Social Club.

l. MISSES AtnSnd anu xApAEWst1 SOon
q sleigh ride last Sunday and called
on their bashful beau who concealed
lhis handsome countenance for some
unknown reason. They did. however,
receive a beautiful picture of family
of monkeys for present.
| Willie and two of his friends got
stung last Friday evening.
! O-U--goose party! Hi, yip! Hi
yadda! Hi va! Hi va!
/ Prof. Andiculus and the smart kid
made their regular visit on the hill
last Sunday.
| O captain! O captain, where have
you been so long? "Come back to
me sweetheart and love me as before. -
Don't overlook that hop.
Always leave your halter to home
hereafter Bill and avoid the fearful
consequences of another Turk Italian
i war. "What do yourwant, 5Bill?"
If turpentine fails to cure that all
ment of yours Andrew. try 4L.niment
or Purrunah. o. -. III. ..
| Altho Lewie has been baching a
few days he still persists in being q
bachelor even if he does have to pay
a tax besides. $50 ~ q ss.:i asE
"There once lived an Indian
rnaid.":
A wizard of hockey game took
place down by the M. F. last Sunday
afternoon. Charley and Charlemagne
made some sensational plays but for
the love Of Mike be more r1erciful
to the ice next Sunday when you 60
'tka plunk.
Somebody falsefied. =.
Have you heard any more about
that yellow cat that came back the
very next day?
Bert Stock, of Minneapolis. is ex-.
pected up from "Twin City" in the
near future. He will take we'll
earned vacation from his duties in
the N. W. National and spend it with
the "Birdeye Social club.
Notice is hereby given captain
swaggins Sourkraut. That the cash
for the tranfer of property that took
place on Birdeye lake has been col
lected in full by attorney Charlemagne
and the net proceeds which will be
thirty cents after deduct,ng Caesars
commission and lawyers fees, will be
turned over to captain by applying
for same or upon receipt of papers
duly signed and acquitted.-B S. C.
Auditor.
Do your Xmas shopping early. Re-
member the Birdeyes Andy.
Don't forget the big time in the
Morris city park next Saturday even
ing. President Andruculus vouches
for swell reception. and cordially
requests all members to be present
as a dainty spread will be served on
the lawn beside two big watermelons
ard freezer of ice cream will be de-
voured after which all will visit the
Jewel. i.
On the evening of Nov. 26, 1911
B. C. an organization expedition set
out for Stones mill in search of a |
"Golden Halter under the lead of
captain, Oscar Jason, Prince of
Scandia, accompanied by his three
brothers, Charles Heracles, HAndrcules
Theseus and William Orpheus-the
latter a scandinavian musician of |
superhuman skill, the music of whose
Tyre moves trees and even stones. Af-
ter furious marathon battle these
four courageous norwegian heroes re-
turned home victorious with the trea-
sure.
Five hundred on the hill tonight.
A bachelors social occurred in the
"shadow of the pines' the first .of
the week. Lewie served both as toast
master and coffee cooker. The presi-
dent of the "B. S. Co. had date on
Birdeye lake so he was only able to
be present a short time. In the five
hundred contest king and caesar won
six out of seven games, altho their
adversaries attempted to enforce the
laws of the rule book to the unlimited
finish.
The quicker cold is gotten rid of
the less the danger from pneumonia