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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
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KNEW THEIR PLACE OF ABODE
CoIored Witness Certain That Prinei-
pals in Lawsuit Had Not Moved
From HaWkensviIe.

The object of the suit was to deter
mine the ownership of a COW. One
of the witnesses was Abram Reese, a
colored man who had worked for the
plaintiff Il will ask you, Mr.. Reese,
said the attorney for the defendant,
'if you were present when the ex-
change in question was consummat-
ed?" Il didn't see muffin O dat kind,
mistuh" Perhaps you don't under
stand me- Were you there when the
trade was nade?" Yes, sub; l wuz
dab wen Mist Hibbs done trade de
buggy for Mist Simmons cow
wasn't there a different understand
ing between them at some later per-
tod?" DE unde'standin' tween 'em
wuz all right, sun Il mean, Mr..
Reese, did they ever trade back?'
Not as | know, sub" so far as you
know, then, everything remains in
statu quo?" NO, suh," said Abram,
with much politeness, "dey's bofe of
EN- still in Hawkensville. Youths
Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
PLEDGE POLICIES FOR LOANS
Imprudent Act That Really Means
Man is Borrowing From His
Widow.

Many men, pressed for money, go
to the life insurance company, de-
post their policy as security and Dor
row as much as the company is will
ing to lend. That the practice is COM
mon Is proved by the fact that most
companies have loaned from a fourth
to third of the aggregate face value
of their policies in this way. Very
few of these loans," says the annual
report of the Connecticut Mutual-and
this companys experience is typical
ARE ever repaid to the company. The
moneys are swallowed up
in business enterprises. in specula-
tons and the total result
means embarrassment and distress in
great many cases, and poverty in
the place of competence, when the
claims mature, and there Is nothing
left above the loans but a mere mar
gin in cash on the policies for the
protection of families or estates"
Men who borrow on their policies are
taking away protection from their
families. 1t ought not to be DONE
| Golfers
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
FEED YOU MONEY
Feed Your Brain, and 1t Will Feed
You Money and Fame.

Ever since boyhood l have been
WINGED | ate too rapidly, and failed to
masticate my food properly.
The result was that | found myself,
few years ago, afflicted with all
ments of the stomach, and kidneys,
which interfered seriously with my
business.
cat last took the advice OF friends
and began to eat Grape-Nuts instead
Of the heavy meats, etc., that had con-
stituted my former diet.
Il found that l was at once bene
flied by the change, that l was soon
relieved from the heartburn and indi-
gestion that used to follow my meals,
that the pains in my back from my
kidney affection had ceased.
My nerves, which used to be I'M
steady and my brain, which was slow
and lethargic from a heavy diet OF
meats and greasy foods, had, not in a
moment, but gradually, and none the
less surely, been restored to normal
effiCi .rcy.
Now every nerve IS steady and my
bra III and thinking faculties are quick
er aid more acute than for years past.
After my old style breakfasts l used
to suffer during the forenoon from a
feeling of weakness which hindered
NE seriously in my work, but since
began to use Grape-Nuts food l can
work till dinner time with all ease
md comfort" Name given by Pos
UNI Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a reason"
Read the little book, THE Road to
Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter! A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine true, and full of human
interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Thankful Joy in God.

The Christian believers practical ex-
perience may be defined as the pres
ent-life fruitage of Christian faith and
practice; eminently the resulting eff
fects OF Christian duties and graces--
of daily exercised faith and hope and
love, combined with praise and thank
fulness, meditation upon the word and
communion with the spirit of God, and
faithful service to man. And all these
particulars proceed from heart accept
ance of the essential facts of the one
gospel of grace.
Furthermore, since Christian expert
ence is not an originating source or
force, since it is an effect and not q
cause. it should not be appealed to
as a source or a cause. But 1t should
be counted as a means and condition
that brings to the loyalsouled believ-
err an abiding peace of mind rest of
heart and thankful joy-in God.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
.JoIn In War AGAINST Tuberculosis

From statistics published in the
new tuberculosis directory of the
National Association for the Study and
Prevention of tuberculosis it is as
certained that over 600 cities and
towns of the United States, besides
about 100 in Canada, are engaged in
the war against consumption, and that
on April 1st there were nearly 1900
different agencies at work in the cru
SADIE, an increase Of nearly 700 per
cent in the last seven years.
The new directory lists All tuber-
culosis sanatoria hospitals, and day
camps; 511 associations and commit
tees for the prevention of tubercu-
losis; 342 special dispensaries; 6S
open air schools; 9S hospitals for the
insane and penal institutions. making
special provision for their tuberculosis
inmates; besides giving an account
of the anti-tuberculosis legislation in
every state and in about ESQ cities.
The new directory is sold by the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis, 105
East Twenty-second street, New York
city, at cost price, so cents postpaid.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Just Hopes.

A gentleman never snatches his
trousers away from his wife when he
discovers her going through his peck,
cts. He only hopes she will leave him
enough with which to go downtown In
the morning He is perfectly welcome
to go through her purse any time
and help himself to anything he can
find That is what married life means
A man should not allow his feelings
to be hurt when his wife runs across
loose change or a roll in his pockets;
he ought to play the game and take
such little conjugal pastimes for
granted.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
CIIrind Meat.

Says President Waters of the Kan
sas Agricultural college: The reason
the packing house ham is so lacking
in flavor is that it is cured rapidly
and quickly sold. There are two
methods of curing meat, the dry cure
and the brine cure. Both are good.
The meat curer should take the one
he happens to fancy, but for produc-
ton of the highest quality and rich
est favor the dry cure is superior.
Brine destroys a considerable guam
tity Of the soluble protein in meat and
that is what gives the favor. Any
piece of meat soaked, or even wet, is
never again as good as it was. There
IS no just right and no just wrong way
in curing meats. 1t is largely mat
ter of taste and judgment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Her Qualifications.

Pat and his little brown mare were
familiar sights to the people of the
town of Barry. The mare was lean,
blind and lame, bu. by dint of much
coaxing Pat kept her to the harness
One day while leading her to water
he had to pass corner where a
crowd of would-be sports had congre-
gated. Thinking to have some amuse-
ment at Pats expense, one called out:
"Hullo, there, Pat. I'm looking for
the real goods. How much is that
mare of yours able to draw"
'Begorra," said Pat, Il can't say
exactly, but she seems to be able to
draw the attenshun of livery fool in
town.'-The Housekeeper
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
How Ha Did 1t.

At the dinner Saturday of the Mill
tary Order of Foreign Wars, Captain
Carlyle L. Burridge told of a man
who, returning to his domicile at
cockcrow. underwent an inspection
by his wife, who desired to know how
he came to have a large bump on his
forehead
That? Oh, that's where l bit my.
SELF" explained he of the night key
"Bit yourself?" the lady repeated
after him. How could you bite your.
self away up there?"
why, stood on chair" he said
Cleveland Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
To Pray for the Rich.

Two women prominent in ST. Louis
have started a movement to induce
100000 of their sex in the south to
pray every day for the rich. They ex-
plain they hope by organizing system
atically groups of women who will
pray often and well for the more aff1u-
emit, wealthy persons will be led to
contribute to fund for the evangeli-
cation of the world. Belle H. Ben
nett, president of the woman's mis-
sionary council of the Methodist Epis-
copal church south and Mrs. R. w.
Mcdonnell are the originators Of the
plan.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Made Father Bestir Himself.

When Dorothy Ieldrum was a lit
tie youngster-she is but ten now-her
father asked her on her return from
Sunday school what the lesson of the
day had been.
"Dandruff in the lions den," was
her answer
Ever since Rev. Andrew B. Mel
drum, D. D. has personally applied
himself to the religious instruction Of
his little daughter-Exchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Cranes for Table,

Most home grounds could supply all
the grapes needed for the family table.
Concord is best adapted to a wide
range of conditions. Moore's early
should be relied upon at high attitudes
and where the season is too short for
later varieties. Niagara is the stand
ard white grape. There are great
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

The family with young children that is
without sickness in the house now ana
then is rare, and so it is important that
the head of the house should know what
to do in the little emergencies that arise.
A child with a serious ailment needs a
doctof, it is true, but in the majority of
instances, as any doctor knows. the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There is no sense in giving it pill or
a remedy containing an opiate, nor is
flushing of the bowels to be always rec
commended. Rather give 1t a small dose
of a mild, gentle laxative tonic like DR..
CaIdwells Syrup Pepsin, which, by, clean
ing out the bowels and Strengthening the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
IF YOU HAVE A SICkLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

little stomach muscles, will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This is not alone our opinion but that
of Mrs. n. H. Mead of F'reeport. Kans.,
whose granddaughter has been taking 1t
successfully and of Mrs. J. r. Whiting
of Lena, Wis. who gives it to her children
and takes it herself. 1t is sold in fifty
cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but if you want to test it in
your family before you buy it send your
address TO DIR. Caldwell and he will for
ward a supply free of charge.
For the free sample address DR.. w. B.
Caldwell. 201 Caldwell building, Month
cello Ill.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Shouldn't He?

A very good natured broker, who is
very much larger than his wife, and
who likes his little joke at someone
elses expense, was sitting in the the
alter. A man behind him, not know
ing who he was, leaned forward and
whispered, will you please ask your
wife to remove her hat?"
You'd better do it yourself. I'm
afraid"
Whereupon the man behind became
angry, arose, protested and left the
theater.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
WooI-Srowjnu States

In wool production New Mexico
stood first among the IL southern
states for 1910 with 3,7S3,300 sheep
and a wool clip of 23,O78135 pounds
Texas came second with 1.467.576
sheep and S,805,456 pounds of wool
and Kentucky held third place With
848,25O sheep and a wool clip Of g.,
SHIPS pounds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Aueraue Size of Earmn

The average sized farm of tho coun
try contains a trif1e more than a hun
bred acres. The smallest average
acreage is found in the three-acre
corn farm in Vermont, white the larg
est average is found in the l69-ac:e
ranch in California
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

morning I arose more tired than ever.
Seeing that l was not improving I'M
der the physicians treatment, l be-
gan taking Doan's Kidney Pills. They
made me the strong, well woman
am today"
Remember the name-Doan's
For sale by all dealers. SO cents a
box. Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Those with whom we can apparent
ly become well acquainted in few
moments are generally the most diff
ficult to rightly know and understand.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Bears the
At All Hours,

Professor. what do you consider
the most wonderful thing in the
world?"
'The brain of a centipede; it is in
finitesimally small, yet it has perfect
control over-the creatures entire sys-
tenn of legs and feet"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02


again. I don't know how to express
my thanks for the good it has done me
and I hope all suffering women will
give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound a trial 1t was worth its
weight in gold. Mrs. J. P. ENDLICH,
r. F. D. No. Z, Erie, Pa.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or HARM
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases we know of, and
thousands Of voluntary testimonials
are on file in the Pinkham laboratory
at Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form Of
female complaints, such as infamma-
ton, liberation, displacements, fbroid
tumors, irregularities, periodic pains,
backaehe, Indigestion and nervous
prostration. Every suffering woman
owes it to herself to give Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound a trial.
If you want special advice write
Mrs.P inkham, Lynn, Mass, for it.
1t is free and always helpful.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
The Way Of IL,

Knicker-How does marriage affect
accomplishments?
Bocker-A girl drops her music and
a man takes up his smoking.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Different.

at is the little things in this world
that cause us the most trouble"
mot in my business" replied the
shoe clerk; 'it's the big things, the
owners of which want to put into lit
tie shoes"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
By the Harem Code.

do you think l am really your af-
finity?" Solomon's nine hundred and
eighty-fifth wife asked, coquettishly.
"My dear" the Wisest Guy said,
you are one in a thousand.
He got away with it too.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

as sore as a boil all
over my body. 1 grew
worse and worse until
finally 1 became SO bad
I could not do the least
work. l was so dizzy l
feared l would fall and
my head was constantly
racked with pain. Ner-
vousness prevented my
sleeping and in the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
a Redeeminu Feature

MAUD is a harem- scarum sort, isn't
sbe?'
Yes, but her skirt isn't"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Do your feet feel tired. achy, and sore
Mt night? Rub them with little Ham
Tins Wizard Oil They'll be glad in the
morning and so will YOU.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
CHILDREN WHO ARE sICKLY.

Mothers should never be withoqta box of Mother
Gray's Sweet Powders for Children. They Break up
Colds. Relieve Fevershness, onstipation, Teethng
Disorders, Headache and Stomach Troubles. Used
by Mothers for 70 years. THESE POW DERs NEVER
FAIL. Sold by all Drug Stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute Sample mailed FREE to any mother
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, NJ
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Hired

Employer want boy who is alb
solutely trustworthy. Do you ever
give business secrets away?
Applicant-Not much, boss! l sells
'em.-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

The softest powder puff in the world
isn't as agreeable to the touch of an
old maids cheek as two days growth
of beard.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
With One Execution.

Harduppe-Every man should mar
ry. Everything l have in the world
| owe to my wife
Wigwag-Don't forget that ten spot
you owe me-Philadelphfa Record
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

fancy the proper means of increas,
ing the love we bear our native coun-
try is to reside some time in a foreign
one.-ShenstOne.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

The most brutal man cannot live in
constant association with a strong fe,
male influence and not be greatly con.
Jolled by it-Mrs Stowe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Temptation.

If you cannot remove temptation
from the boys, then reverse the order
ard take the boy away from tempta-
tion.-Rev. Roby Day, Methodist, Kan
SaS City.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
WORSE EACH YEAR.
How Chronic Kidney Trouble Was FL
naIIy Checked.

Mrs. G. L. Wolfe, Anita, Pa, says:
The terrible pains across the small
of my back caused me greater mis-
,rv than | can describe. Often felt
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Hardly anything can make such a
fool of a man as side whiskers for
him to be proud of.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

The herb laxative, Garfield Tea, prompt
ly overcomes constipation, biliousness,
sick-headache and insures better health.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
a Preacher,

Every Christian is called to be a
preacher, just as truly as was John
the Baptist-Rey Dwight E. Marvin,
Presbyterian, Brooklyn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
He Got 1t.

Wont you give me an ORDER"
pleaded the too-persistent travelling
salesman.
Certainly Get Quit"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

many varieties of grapes. 1t is inter
esting to plant quite list of grapes
when the object is to produce fruit
for home use.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
E,rCOx.DS and GRIP

Hicks CAPUDIHE is the best remedy-re
lieves the aching and feverishness-curest the
Cold and restores normal conditions It's
liquid-effects Immediately. 10c Csc, and Soc
At drug stores
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Mrs. Wfnslow's> Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
FriQktfuI.

They say she looked daggers at
him."
Worse than that. She looked long
hatpinS."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
And You Must Pay.

Experience is the best teacher"
quoted the Wise Guy.
Eyes, but her charges are mighty
high" added the Simple Mug.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's liquid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately Try 1t. 1oc., 25o., and so cents at drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
Asparaous is GIutton

The asparagus is a glutton. Give it
lots Of rich food" and II VIII repay
you,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

The right kind of decision today
will put powder in your gun for to-
morrow
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Lids. No
Smarting-Just Eye Comfort. Murine
Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes New Siz9
25c Murine Liquid 25c-5oc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

If constipation is present, the liver
sluggish. take Garfield Tea; it is mild in
action and never loses its potency.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

A man can get along without doing
much If he has sense enough to know
what not to do.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
lite family laxative.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
Erie, Pal suffered for five years
from female troubles and at last was


ALMOST helpless. I
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, so my
sister advised me to
TRY Lydia E. Pink
hams V ege t a lie
mpo IN d, and
when I had taken
only two bottles I
! could see a big
change, SO I took
six bottles and I am
4 i
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Don't mind being laughed at; some
day you may splash mud on the laugh
ers with your touring car.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

Many a fellow who falls into for
tune goes right through it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02
A Roman
Soldier
By REV. STEPHEN PAULSON

TEXT-Now when the centurion saw
what was done he gl6rfied God saying,
Certainly this was a righteous man.
Luke %, Al.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

If the butter is packed in jars or 9th
err receptacles, they, too, must be ster-
ilized as above stated.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-06-02

The ashes of the elm, oak and beach
are the most valuable for applying to
farm and garden crops.