New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-12
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

probable cause, the minute particles or stee
worn from -four mill rollers and taken ih'o
the human system through bread. Ihe
Medical Record" Of New York. sniffs con-
temptuously at this reasoning and declares
that 1T is probable that In single noun
ride on a railroad on a dusty summer das
one swallows more iron and other miheid
particles than could be found In year
supply OF bread from American made Hour
Mrs. Graswid has money"
us that so? Patri- or all ?'-Judge.
HATS OFF!
Mote: An organized protest has been IN,
augurated against Chief Magis., o,s
Kempner's cdict that women must reino'e
their hats in court.]
What Portia doff her hat 70 man.
Because she stands with him to plead?
Ridiculous! The ordered plan
Which on her headgear sets ban
She rather would not heed
Imagine Portia when the cry
Hats Off" is heard around the hall;
Where will she place her plumage highF
Where hide the hairpins that VIII ny
If she obeys the call?
A Gaze that's called for must walt
TIL luncheon time. and then adjourn;
Because my lady's hat so great
Must first come off, then go on straight
Ere wheels begin to turn.
That work be done, o'erlook chapeaux'
Fen though their size the gaze deters;
For II she says, with tilt OF nose,
She'll keep her hat Orwell, that goes!
The last words always hers
A. w. U.
BOSTON. Ike New York. Is reasonably
sure OF having a safe and sane oui III "
July celebration again this year. lho
Advertiser" GAYS that the great start that
WAS made last year in substituting games
band concerts, parades and evening hre-
works displays for the old blood and thur-
der form OF celebration is not TO be lost
but Il possible is to be improved upon I"u
management will be in the hands OF Jolilt
committee representing the City Counci'
and the local improvement associations
Mayor Fitzgerald has set aside $1,000 OK the
fund for public celebrations TO pay eH-
penses."
Have a heart that never hardens, tenn
that never tires anu d houCi lhot
hurts-Charles Dickens. Dear. dear. How
long Dickens has been dead! Writing TOT
our day he would have said: Have liver
that never hardens. a tire that never pune,
lures and touch that never fails TO iaho
something.-Lite.
The story Of Mrs. Wall OF Atlanta, who,
while on a visit TO Cincinnati recently, be-
came homesick for pet parrot and mao
The bird brought TO the telephone so that
she might hear its voice-at an expense OF
sSN-recaled 10 the clerk OF New YORK
hotel an incident which came to- his notice
about q year ago. A woman came from the
western part OF the state TO meet her hus-
band. due the next day from Europe. on
arrival here she found that she had mis-
calculated by two days. and not wishing to
be separated from o pet dog so long. sent
messenger for Prince. The dog came
thero was an afectionate greeting and then
the hotel authorities cruelty told the guest
that her pet could not be entertained there.
There were tears and protestations and the
dog was sent back 10 its home by messen-
ger. The brief interview cost the woman
about s35.
The Author-Would you advise me to get
ont n email edition?
The Publisher--Yes. the smaller the bet
ter The more scarce book Is at the end
Of four or five centuries the more money
you realize from it.--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
4 dealer in fruit who sent notice 20
some Of his customers few days ago that
re would receive the next day fresh
peaches which could be purchased at the
"cut rate" OF s}J n dozen. was called upon
by one Of his patrons who asked what the
card really meant and was surprised 10
hear that Il was not belated April fool
message The peaches came from South
Africa. where they had been picked twenty
four days before their arrival in New
York. And" said tho fruit man. with
all the hard times cry. we had no difficulty
IN disposlng of all the perfect fruit at $50
n dozen, although the bruised and specked
brought Less" He added that ''all tho
year round" was tho season for anything
IN the fruit line In New York.
"Our new bookkeeper seems 70 have a
wonderful grasp Of detail"
THAT'S right" declared the Junior part
ner Gle knows the records of most all
tho boil players. Washington Herald.