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suit the Four Hundred has been d.
vided into two factions with the same
ideas and a noticeable lack Of orig
inality. Therefore. q new and In
genious leader was expected to be
welcomed with widespread favor.
Colonel Astor was asked the other
day as he set sail on his yacht for
Newport with his bride.to-be whether
or not the young woman would take
up the rule Of the Four Hundred.
THAT Is up to her." replied Astor.
The fact that Newport gave her q
royal welcome indicates that Made
line Force can sway society II she
wants to and It is pretty safe bet
that she will try.
Mrs. Mills Approves Match.
Mrs. Ogden Mills has put her ap-
proval on the match. While all New.
port was gasping over the announce
ment, Mrs. Mills was unusually calm
To a group OF friends she said:
II have met Miss Force and think
she is q charming and most lovable
GIRL
This was taken quickly as an indi
cation Of the direction in which the
social wind was blowing. Scofferr
and jokesters have since kept their
tongues and will be found in line pay
ing homage with the other faithful
when Madeline Force is thrust upon
them.
On her first day in Newport tho
youthful bride.to-be spent all Of her
time with her mother picking out n
suitable cottage for them to live in
and in which the marriage ceremony
Is to be performed. 1t now appears
that tho wedding will take place soon
er than expected. It Is said upon
good authority that Colonel Astor and
Miss Force will be welded by the
middle Of October.
Not the least OF the incidents and
details connected with the announced
engagement that whet the appetite
Of the news lovers, are the reports
that Colonel Astor has evidenced his
ante.marital fondness for his BRIDE
to-be by the presentation to the beau
tiful Miss Force Of a magnificent dia.
mond ring valued at $4,000 and that
the already somewhat fustered girl
has been the recipient Of scores OF
scurrilous postcards and letters crit.
icising her acceptance Of the divorced
multimillionaire and warning her that
she may expect the same experience
as her predecessor. II Is reported that
Colonel Astor Is not averse to having
the purchase OF the ring known. but
Is intensely angered over the mailed
attack on him.
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True Bond Of Marriage.

SACRED things not performed sin.
cercly as they ought are In no way
acceptable to God In their outward
formality. n personal duties be not
truly done. the fault is In ourselves: !:
but marriage to be true and pious
marriage is not In the single power OF
any person: the essence whereof as
Of all other covenants IL In relation to
another: the making and maintaining
causes thereof are all mutual. and
must be communion Of spiritual and
temporal comforts. n. then. either OF
them cannot or obstinately will not be
answerabie In these duties. SO aa that
the other can have no peaceful living,
or enduring the want Of what he just.
ly seeks and sees no hope. then from
that dwelling love. which Is the soul
OF wedlock. takes his flight. leaving
only some cold performances Of civil
and common respects. but the true
bond Of marriage. n there were ever
any there. Is already burst like a rot.
ten thread."-John Milton.
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A Fat Weddlno Fee.

On a large farm in the Middle West
a group OF jolly city people were hav
ing n house party. As part Of the en-
tertainment. they Joined with enthusi
asrn In the plans Of their hostess to
give a pretty wedding to a favorite
young girl who was to be married to
young farmer Of the neighborhood
The most dapper and punctilious OF
the city youths volunteered to be
best man."
Now" he explained to the stalwart
groom. you Just give me the fee you
have arranged for the minister and
I'll have It In my vest pocket. ready
to hand 10 him"
The rustic giant shook with laugh
ter. "fou won't be getting It into
your vest pocket" he chuckled. ITS
little pig I've been fattening for the
parson."-Youth's Companion.
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This 10 9ucceaa,

"He has achieved success who has
lived we'll. laughed often and loved
much: who has gained the respec, o.
Intelligent men and the love Of little
children; who has filled his niche rrd
accomplished his task: who has left
the world better than he found IT,.
whether by an improved poppy. PEI.
feet poem or u rescued soul: who has
never lacked appreciation OF earta's
beauty or failed 10 express Il: VINO
has looked for the best III others AMI
has given the best he had: whose
life was an inspiration. his memory a
benediction."
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RegGy-I wish I knew what char
acter to assume at the masquerade
party tomorrow night.
Cholly-Put display head on your.
self and 20 as society column.
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carried on with tho private once OF
Mr.. Williams or Mr.. Valentine.
But this guess proved incorrect.
The doors were open: from the presi'
dents ONCE came the urgent click OF
Miss Peters typewriter. From the
other room sounded tho steady drone
OF Mr.. Valentines voice rs he dictated
to Miss Marion.
Nell Blnnding put the mystery away
for pondering during less urgent mo.
ments. There was work to do now.
He lay awake half that night In his
narrow. sitting hall bedroom. But
the baking heat seemed more bear
able than usual. He had the incident
OF tho day to think about
Tho next day. when tho hands Of
the clock pointed to II Blanding
found It necessary to call the express
company again.
He smiled as he took down the re-
ceiver. II was just this hour yester-
day he had called. and had been given
the wrong number. or course the
incident was closed. as far as he was
concerned. In due time he would un.
doubtedly find out who that girl was.
Number" said Central
Blanding replied Broad fve.fve-
eight.seven."
He realized. before the words had
barely passed his lips that he had
called the number which had been
uppermost In his mind for "a hours.
Broad nvc-hve-eight.seven." said
the girls voice. as familiar TO Bland.
ing's waiting ear as though he had
been hearing It for years.
Oceanic Express company" he
queried. craftily.
Came a little ripple Of laughter
mo. Mr.. Blanding: you have the
wrong number-again.'
who is this?" he demanded
boldly.
Broad Hve.hve-eight.seven." came
the demure reply.
Yes. but who is that?"
why don't you look 1t up In the
book?" was the retort. in a voice fair.
ly bubbling with mischief. He
heard the receiver click back on the
hook.
Why. indeed? II would be a mon.
umental task. as he OWNED by a
glance at the ponderous. blue. bound
book.
Blanding loitered that night until
he was the last person in the office.
Then he took the telephone book
from It's shelf and hurried out with It.
After midnight he found the mum.
ber and Its complement: Frank 70.
linski. 1928 Twenty.flfth street"
That didn't sound very encourag.
Ing: but then. with swift loyalty he
told himself that It would be all right.
He fell asleep and dreamed about a
girl OF wonderful beauty with a voice
Of gold.
He was two hours early the next
morning. partially that he might go
far out Of his way to pass 1928 Twen-
ty.hfth street, and partially to return
the telephone book before It would be
needed.
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Men Iron Better Than Women.
That men are to take the place OF
women as hand ironers in st. Louis 10
predicted by some Of the laundry men.
1t Is said that the work can be done
better by men and that they can stand
the strain very much better than
women.
The only way In which a man can
have the last word with q woman is
to say 1t 'over the phone. and then
hang up.
The trouble with giving advice IL
not many want to take 1t.
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Tia Ealsa

she claims she can prove that at
the time the crime was committed her
little girl was brushing her hair
THAT proves an aiibi for her hair.
but how about herself?"
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Should Supply Furniture.

Mother-"In his last letter. my son
asked me to send him half dollar to
buy him n logarithm table" Friend
We'll. really. DO think his college
should at least supply his furniture" :"
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NY
DAUGHTER
WASCURED
By Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Baltimore, Md send you hero.
with the picture of my fifteen year old

'uAuBnNE AllCop WuU
was restored to
health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. She
was pale, with dark
circles un d er her
eyes, weak and irri.
table. Two different
doctors treated her
and called 1t Green
Sickness, but she
grew worse all tho
Time I.ytlia E.Pink.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
COULD NOT STAND SUFFERING
FROM SKIN ERUPTION

II have been using Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment for the past
three months and l am glad to say
b a they cured me of Il most annoy
ing skin eruption. 1t began by my no
tlcing red blotches appearing on my
face and scalp. Although they were
rather ~distiguring. | did not think any
thing Of them until they began TO get
scaly and dry and to itch and burn
until ! could not stand the suffering.
Then | began to use a different soap,
thinking that my old kind might be
hurting me, but that didn't seem to do
any good. | wen to two different doc
tors but neither seemed to relieve me
any. l lost many nights sleep in con
tinual scratching, sometimes scratch
ing till | drew the blood on my face
L head. Then I started in to use
the Cuticura Remedies and in two
months | was entirely relieved Of that
awful pest. l am so delighted over
my cure by C~uticura Remedies that |
Chall be glad TO tell anybody about
it." (Signed) G.. NJ. mcfarland. 221
West 115th St, New York City. Oct. 5,
1910.
Cuticura Soap (25c) and Cuticura
Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
the world. Send to Potter Drug 6,
Chem. Corp. sole props. 1876 Column
bus Ave, Boston, for free book on
skin and scalp diseases and their
treatment.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
BOSS" COX AGAIN INDICTED.
Like First, Charges Perjury, But In
cIudes $17,5oO More.

Cincinnati, Ohio. - A supplement-
airy Indictment was returned by the
grand jury here against George S. Cox
and, like the original, charges perjury.
The second Indictment includes the
accusation made in the first, but goes
further, charging hat Cox received
S11,500 from Tilden r. French. a for
mer county treasurer. from "grauities''
given French by banks of Hamilton
county in return for making county de-
posits in them.
The original indictment charged Cox
with testifying before the Hamilton
county grand jury in 1906 that he had
received none of the "g%ratuities" paid
to the treasurers. 1t stated thai in
point of fact, Cox received $4S.5 500 from
John B. Gibson, a former county
treasurer. The supplementary indict-
ment includes this charge and also al
leges that Cox obtained $17,5CO from
Tilden r. French, also a county treas
uror.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
ALFALFA

Salzer's strain Of hardy, luxuriant Alfal-
Ia Glover grows everywhere and brings
from two to five rousing crops annually.
It's the vigorous, healthy kind planted by
Ex-Gov. Hoard of Wisconsin and thous-
ands of other successful farmers through
out the u. S. We are the largest growers
Of clovers. grasses. seed oats, wheat, rye,
rye. barley, potatoes, etc, In America.
For l0c in stamps We mail YOU:
] Pkt. Luxuriant hardy Alfalfa Glover.
! Pkt. Billion s Grass-the 10 Ton wonder.
Pkt. Silver King Barley-l73 Blu per A.
I Pkt. Bonanza Oats-Sworn yield 2J9 Blu.
per A., winning 1 Farms in 1910.
! Pkt. Speltz-the cereal hay marvel.
And 5 or more other packages farm seed
novelties or ~rarities, together with our big
catalog. bristling with seed truths all for
but l0c in stamps, or send 25c and we add
a big package famous French bean coffee!
John A. Salzer Seed Co., ls2 South sth ST..
La Crosse. Wis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
The SUbtIety Of Him

John, dear" said Mabel. as her lord
and master entered the house, I've
Just had a letter from mother. and
she Is coming to visit US. 1t is a pref
ty expensive trip for little Muddy. and
| wondered If we couldn't help her out
a little"
"Of course We can" said John. Civ
Ing his wife a generous kiss. Just
you write and tell her that I'll be only
too glad TO pay for her railroad ticket
back home again as soon as she de
cides to go."-Harper's Weekly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
DenominaticnaI Puzzle.

The wife Of a prominent Unitarian
clergyman is still wondering what her
cook meant. She was a new cook, and
there was every reason to believe she
was a good cook. At any rate, she
had unquestionably served In good
families, and she brought the best Of
references. Nevertheless, her new
mistress did not hesitate to give her
a few instructions.
"One thing | want you to remem-
Der, Nellie" said she, lis the way we
like our oatmeal. Don't leave It wa
terry. But we don't like 1t hard and
dry, either"
Trust me, ma'am.' responded the
cook, confidently. I'll get 1t right.
never fear. I've worked in Unitarian
families before"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
A Erenuent Sneaker,

A member for n northern constit-
uency, who was one day r~eproached
by a disappointed supporter for never
opening his mouth in the house, repu-
dated the accusation with Indignation,
Not a day passed, he declared. but
that he said something; and 1t wa
reported In the papers, too. In con-
frnation Of his statement he pro-
duced the report OF the last debate.
and pointed triumphantly to the
Hear, hears" with which certain
speeches were punctuated- That's
me-" he said.-Tit-Bits.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
Twin City Markets.

Minneapolis. Feb. 2S.-Wheat, May,
$3.50; July, 96Ac; No. l northern,
$3.50; No. 2 northern, 94Ac; No. /
durum, S2kc; No. 3 corn. 42Ac; No. 3
white oats. 29Ac; barley. 9oc, No. 2
rye, 79c: No. ] flax, s2.67.
Duluth, Feb. %. - Wheat, May,
95Bc; July, $500; No. l northern,
sec.
South st. Paul, Feb. 28.-Cattle-
steers, S5.00G5.70; cows, s3.35m4.40.
calves. $3.40a7.75; hogs, S6.S0gG,S5;
sheep, yoarlings, s2.00Q3.5o.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that is
without sickness In the house now and
then IS rare, and SO 1t Is important that
the head OF the house should know what
to 40 n the little emergencies that arise.
A child with a serious ailment needs a
doctor, 1T is true, but in the majority of
instances. as any doctor knows, the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble.
usually constipation.
There is no sense in giving It a pill or
q remedy containing an opiate. nor is
hushlng or the bowels to be always rec
on1nended. Rather give 1t a small dose
Of q mild. gentle laxative tonic like DIR.
EaidWeils Syrup Pepsin, which. by clean
ing out the bowel and strengthening the
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

little stomach muscles. will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This is not alone our opinion but that
OF Mrs. N. II. Mead OF Freeport, Kans..
whose granddaughter has been taking it
successfully and Of Mrs. J.. r. Whiting
of Lena. Wis. who gives 1t to her children
and takes 1t herself. It Is sold In fifty
cent and one dollar bottles at eyery
drug store. but il you want to test 1t in
your FAMILY before you buy 1t send your
address to DIR. caldwell and he will for.
ward q supply free of charge.
Tor the free sample address DR.. w. r.
caldwell. POI Caldwell building. Monti-
cello. Ill.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
SAM WALTER Foss, AUTHOR. DIES
Writer Passes Away in Cambridoe
Hospital After Lone Illness.

S~omeryille, Observation-Disclosures {
long illness, Sam Walter Foss. the
author, poet and lecturer, died at the
Charles Gate hospital in Cambridge
He was born in Gambia, N. H., in 1858
Mr.. Foss was best known to The
general public as the author of numer
Gus poems, including Back Country
Poems" 'Whiffs from Wild Mead
ows.' Dreams in Homespun,' Song.
of the Average Man, etc.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

Washington. March lit took sever
ii hours TO accomplish it, but support
ars of Senator Lorimer advanced the
case where a roll call may be started
at any time when the anti-Lorimer
forces may be caught mapping. After
several senators had consumed time
with home consumption" speeches on
the subject of popular election of sen
ators and Canadian reciprocity, Sen
ator Bailey took advantage Of a lull
to move that when a vote is taken on
the Lorimer resolution 1t be by call
ing of the ayes and nays. Senator
Brandegee, who was presiding, lost no
time in submitting the question to the
senate, and it was declared carried.
Senators Stone and Owen suspected
A snare in the request and both were
pleading for recognition as the ques-
ton was submitted. Mr. Stone made a
point of order that the motion of Mr..
Bailey could not be submitted while
another senator was addressing the
chair, but the point was overruled.
Mr.. Stone appealed from this decision
and lost on a division. A. to II. Mr..
Owen demanded a roll cali on the ap-
peal, but did not secure sufficient sec
onds and it was denied.
Throughout the entire proceeding,
after Mr.. Bailey had accomplished his
purpose, there We're demands for reg
ular order. Mr.. Stone, somewhat net
ted by these calls, warned his col
leagues that their course might bring
home a black chicken to roost."
Supporters Are Pleased.
Although the Lorimer forces hoped
to get a vote Monday night, they eX-
press themselves as very we'll pleased
with the advancement made. Under
The parliamentary position OF the Lor-
liner resolution now, a roll call may be
started without preliminary motion,
md the response OF a single senator TO
his name as called would prevent in
reference until the roll is completed.
If the Loriuer supporters have the
votes claimed by them, the effect
would be to dispose Of the case.
Under the existing situation ONE
anti-Lorimer senators of exceptional
alertness and with perfect knowledge
of the rules Of the senate must be on
the watch every second of the time
from the present TO noon Saturday il
4 vote is prevented.
Satisfied with this proceeding. most
of the Lorimer senators retired to the
cloak rooms to smoke while Senator
Crawford began a review of testimony
in the case to avoid the submission Of
the resolution to the senate.
Washington. Feb. %. - Several
speeches were made in the senate up
On the resolution calling for the cleo
ton Of senators by direct vote of the
people. Today the resolution will be
put to a vote.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

Impure Blood is conmon In the
spring, because OF the ~unhcalthful
modes of living during the winter,
and it Is the cause of the loss of
appetite and that tired feeling as
we'll as the sores and errptio2a that
occur at this time.
BE sure to take Hoods this spring.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
DIsTEMPER

In al its forms among all ages Of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with sPOHNS DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 60O, OGO
bottles sold last year so and 81. V. ANY
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
L0R!MER CASE in
BAILEY, SUPPORTED BY ILLINOIS,
AN, BRINGS ISSUE NEAR
CRISIS.
SUPPORTERS PLEASED
Roll Call May be Started Any inc
One Response viii Prevent In
reference With
Vote.

Washington, d. c. 4 decision
by Vice President Sherman that a
call for a quorum of the senate was
not in order when no business had in
~teryened between that time and a pre-
vious call, except debate by Senator
Crawford in opposition to the reten-
lion by Senator Lorimer Of his seat,
created considerable feeling among
The senators at 1870 a. m. The fill
buster had been proceeding al that
time for more than seven hours.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

Roots, Barks and Herbs-Hood's
Sarsaparilla SO combines the great
curative principles of roots, barks and
herbs as TO raise them to their high
est efficiency for the cure of all spring
humors. all blood diseases, and rum
down conditions.
There Is no substitute for Hoods.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
One Happy Condition..

wireless Is a wonderful thing, isn't
It? It's going to take the place
Of everything-telegraph, telephone,
thought transference-why, they even
transmit newspaper photographs that
way"
YES, but there's one thing they'll
never do with wireless"
whats that"
"Wire-pulling."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
Prisoners Fiqht Fire.

Minneapolis, March 1.-Prisoners at
the workhouse passed buckets TO the
guards when a fire burned into the
root of the institutions kitchen. AS
the result of their efforts, the damage
was slight.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
A Reliolous Innovation.

A certain wellbrought-up little girl
yawned at the breakfast table last
Sunday morning and ventured a polite
proposition to her mother.
Il really don't feel at all like going
to church this morning" she re-
marked. Cant we just send cards?"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
lmnOrfanf 70 mQthnrn
ADVANTAGES.

You must have found the arctic cir
Gle very unpleasant"
Yes" replied the arctic explorer;
but it has its advantages. The cit
mate Is disagreeable, but the people
aren't always worrying you about
proofs"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
Use ALIENS FOOT-EASE

the antiseptic powder TO be shaken into the
shoes. 1t makes your feet feel easy and com
Portable and makes walking n delight. Sold
everywhere, 25c. Re as. SnhstflnIrs. For free trial
package, address Allen S.Olnstead Leroy, y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

The Chicago Fire could have been pre-
vented with one pail of water, but the
water was not handy. Keep a bottle of
Hamlins Wizard Oil handy and prevent
the fiery pains of inflammation.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

Piles are often cured by careful diet
pnd Trask's Ointment. Write for DR.
Mars Practical Study OF Piles" to ID
Ransom, q & Co., Buffalo, y. Y. Free.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

A better OIL paper than you have seen, re-
Meeting all the wonderful features of the
worlds most wonderful Industry. Send
you! name and address today-you will
get 1t three months without cost. Addree.
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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

II a mans wife can read about poll
tics without wishing she We're a man,
he will never experience the pleasure
Of being henpecked.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
True Humility.

81 suppose you are tempted to put
on airs since you own Il motor car"
Il should say not" replied Mr..
Chuggins. "A man with a motor car
puts in TO- Of his life apologizing."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03
Not a Lucrative job.

Friend-So your friend has left col
lege. What is he In?
Pater-Debt.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

The strongest symptom Of wisdom
in mar Is his being sensible of his
own follies.-Rochefoucauld.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-03

Garfield Tea purifies the blood, ~cleanses
the system, clears the complexion. eradi-
Gates disease and promotes Good Health.