Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-12-08

fellow wanted 10 talk about his own
! grt out ny notc book and pencil and
they lust Lad 10 eat lt all out
| You can tail about strictly non-par-
tisan things like the multiplication
table cr the possession OF cquinoxes
but not about poitcs u won't do.
and yOn soon urlf 10.
Z Being In the newspaper business I
got out my rot, book and pencil and
STATED out 10 goi maicrlal for a story
aud some day wien ! feel HE u. ! ana
going 10 wIlte un this country
We have Oh suits Of characters here
epd what males " pleasant every
body Is on the same level aud YOU talk
10 whom You please There are lots
oi people here, and more coming att.
or every eicciitA.
Thus iar tie population las consist.
ed entirely II men, bui the adoption
lul woman fulIfuge by .nsnv states IL
sure to Lrine up stepdy supply OF
female mtmbefs OF he Salt River co .
0ny
Some Of the olc timers like Webster
and sam Tilgor are aaaid that the
advent " thr rev element ~ going
to raise IN. dieh ms with the socig, al.
fairs OF the colony hitherto the men
have lived AT the various clubs, but
nobody knows what may happen when
thp suffraeettes get 10 running Tor
office and are defeated.
There IA q President" club, TO
aai,u nobody D. olslalF uulusa 10 Aaa
been defeated for president. Here I
linoi Henry CLAY. Daniel Webster Sam
irilden. fim blaine. Bill Bryan and a
loi OF others whom had completely
forgotten. Gu Is surprising how
quickly the world forgets ~ Salt River
pooplel Bryan has three member
ships IN this club. having been de-
feated for president three times.
There IN a SENATE" club. u "llouse"
club. Governor" club tBufsum joined
that. Judicial" club llIolloman
took card IN ,hat), State" club
for state candidates, winding up with
the "Hol Poilol' club for county can
dIdates. and the Also Ran" club for
the fellows who failed 10 get nomlna,-
gest club Of ALL
They have little fun AT the ox
pense OF the newcomer by comforting
on him title Just little ditieren;
from the one BE- would have been en.
Titled 10. had ne been elected. Thus
Blaine In president Of Peuobscot.
lTilden President VI Grammercy PARK.
Bryan President of Nebraska.
lotc.. Bursum IL Governor OF Socor-
TO-" Ilolloman IL Judge o. Quay uoun-
~" and they call me senator from
Obar"
should have stated that the Hotel
de Gloom takes rs ramc rom The Iced.
ings of the new arrivals AMI tho
when YOU get out among the ola Tim.
ers YOU md the air quite different
and the people ready TO talk on my
topic outside OF politics
tried TO draw out Winfield Scott
Hancock, who, as some OF my readers
may remember. ran against Garfield In
1850. or somewhere along there. by
saying that "the tariff Is a local Is
sue" but he merely remarked that
the tariff 10 no issue OF any Kind IN
this locality" and begBn TO ask me
what knew about the fourth dlmen-
sion and other non.partlsan subjects.
saw Blll Robinson. the tendCrfoOt
of the Roswell Register.Tribune. hob
nobblng with John &. Fremont Gbont
the days when they went fching TO-
ge,her on the Peoos my opinion Is
that they both lied)
Paul Jones OF the Logan Leader,
was trying 10 make stephen A. Doug.
lass believe that he was The Identical
fellow that licked the British al sea
and that he aoeTward waded ashore
Bill Bryan Is working on a new
Chautauqua lecture entitled "Whal
Know About Everything" which he
tells me he will get copyrighted "a
keep Roosevelt from stealing n lie
says he has had good deal OF trouble
in that line with Theodore in the way
OF political IDEAS ana won't take any
chances.
This afternoon | was down al the
Governor" club aud found Bursum
considerably out OF humor. He had evil
IDENTIFY lost sonething and asked him
whether he was looking for the gov.
ornoFship. No." he answered. Il
don't mind little thing like that. but
coniound II, I've lost my pipel"
UNCLE KLINE,
An "oxtlngnished political light