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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
Never Go az Far az That.

Never Go az Far as That.
It's a queer thing about somnam-
bulists, isn't it,"
Yes, rather"
You often hear of them getting up
and walking abou and doing other
things that are Of no Importance;
but you have never heard of one who
did n kind Of owrk while he was
asleep, have you?"-Judge.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
Bob Burdette Aside.

When Bob" Burdette was address
ing the graduating class of a large
eastern college for women. he began
his remarks with the usual salutation.
Young ladies of 81" Then in a hor-
rihed aside he added: That's an aw.
full age for a girl!"-Lippincott's.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
A New Excuse Needed.

The Mistress-And Mary, we'll have
that small piece of meat as well.
The New Maid-Please'm. the cats
eat it.
The Mistress-What cat?
The New Maid (surprised)-Oh.
lawks' Amt there a cat?-The
Sketch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

sages of the kidney
secretionS were an
noyingly irregular.
When I started using
Doan's Kidney Pills,
these troubles soon
lessened and the dull
backache vanished.
My kidneys now act
normally and / give
Doan's Kidney Pills
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
Food for the BUGS.

did you manage to raise anything
worth eating?"
Il think so,' replied the amateur
gardener. THE cutworms and cater.
pillars all thought well of it."-Wash-
ington Star.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
No Idea Of Business.

"Business!" exclaimed his wife;
"Charley has 40 idea Of business
whatever. Why, he wouldn't know
any better than to go to France and
invest his savings In . baby buggy,
factory"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
A WONDERFUL CHANGE.

Mrs. r. Grouse, Manchester, Iowa.
says: For two years my back was
weak. Rheumatic pains racked my
lower limbs day and night. The pas
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

A blind man in Khoota "a Caucasian
village) came back from the river q
night, bringing a pitcher Of water and
carrying in his hand a lighted lantern.
Some one. meeting him. said: You're
blind: it's all the same to you whether
it's day OF night. OF what use to you
Is q lantern?" II don't carry the Ian.
tern in order to see the road replied
the blind man. but to keep some fool
like you from running against me and
breaking my pitcher"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

They could not have been other
wise than rather young. though I
could not see them on account of the
screen. you're the only girl for me-"
he told her-"you're all my fancy
painted you-the very %paregoric of wo-
mankind!"-Success.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
Usually the Way.

Usually the Way.
"You made elaborate p~reparations.s
Yes"
And how did your days fishing
turn Uut?"
"Oh. we hshed for about twentl
minutes."- Kansas CITY Journal
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

If a man tells a woman she has a
musical laugh she will fall for n
old joke he may get off.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

credit for this wonderful change.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price DUO.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31
NeighborIy inference.

NeighborIy inference.
Stranger Ito Mrs. Rooney)-What
beautiful children you have. ma'am!
Mrs. Hogan (from the floor above)
-Phat's that slob sellin', Mrs. Roo
ney?-Puck.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

A man has.to have a strong pull to
equal that of a dull razor.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE
send 70 stamp for ave samples of my very choic-
est Gold Embossed Birthday. Flower and Motto
Post Cards; beautiful colors and loveliest designs
Art Post Card Club. Isl Jackson ST., Topeka, Kansas
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-08-31

(TO BE CONTINUED
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
Letter From Chas. Evans.

To my Teacher Friends OF Ardmore
Iou are beginning in few days
another years work at about the
same time / enter new field of
service. | am slre that in yoH,
thinking about the prospects and
plans OF the year l9ll-12 there enters
year minds some remembrances Of
our LAHORE together and there issues
from your natures genuine feelings
of good will towards me. | write this
to let you know that deeply re
ciprocate such feelings and wish to
express sincere faith in you and
your future endeavors. l know that
you will be happy because | know
that YOU will deserve it.
Supt. c. w. Richards comes to you
and while | know full well that in
your meeting him You have learned
10 admire and trust him, must have
the satisfaction Of saying to You
hat he will make a great educator
and leader of young life for you
and Ardmore II is gratifying for me
to know that | had some condolences
to place and some tributes 20 pay
certain mcG asking for my old posi-
tiOn there. ! state with pride, aris
ing from he loving interest have
in my former teacher and pupil
friends in Nrdmore that give un-
bounded tribute TO SUPP. Richards
May YOU have a prosperous year
and may YOU occasionally tun your
thoughts of professional and personal
goon viii toward me and the Central
state Norma is my earnest wish.
Your friend,
CHARLES EVANS.
September eth.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
Forced to Leave Home.

Every year a large number OF poor
sufferers, whose lungs are sore and
racked with coughs, are urged to 20
to anothe' climate. But this is costly
and not always sure There's a bet-
ter way. Let Dr. Kings New Discov
cry cure you at home. 1T cured me
OF lung trouble" writes ". r. Mel.
son, of Calamine, Ark, when all else
failed and l gained AZ pounds in
weight. It's surely the king of all
cough and lung cures" Thousands
owe their lives and health to il. It's
poeiuvely guaranteed for Coughs,
Colds, LaGrippe, Asthma, Croup-all
Throat and Lung troubles. SOC and
sl.oO. Trial bottle free at Ringer
Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

! and the imagination are thus aided
in their development when they are
al their Towering stages, they never
will he properly developed The op
poitunity is forever gone.
The judgment comes next, and the
reason shortly after, and these con
tinue to develop together until the
age OF twenty. Then the will begins
TO assume control. All these mental
powers, If they have been properly
developed, retain their significance in
the life, and indeed go on growing,
and each contributes It's own strength
to that of the will rhus, if in any
OF these respects the mind of the
child has been undeveloped, the will
is SO much weakened And a weak
Wlled man is poog citizen.
His second talk Professor Richards
called Some Danger Signals In
this he treated briefly the problem
OF delinquency, and the danger in il
to a democratic country. where an
educated people is the only hope OF
the future.
There are two main ,6u.es OF de-
iinquency, he said.
J. Those without the child.
IL Those within the child.
Those without the child are: a.
The Home-where ignorance or ir
difference permits the child to be-
come delinquent
>. The Community Life, where
again ignorance or indifference Gre
ates an atmosphere which is antago.
nistic to the work OF the schools,
and CD The {ncompetent Teacher.
Those within the cqhild are: Cd
Those incurable, where either dis
weakened the brain; and (2) those
in which physical defects of
some kind which can be remedied by
medical treatment make the child
iul and stupid. Among these are
bad teech. defective eyes or hearing,
idenoids, etc.
The last OF Mr.. Richards talks was
On Scope and Meaning OF the Educa
ion of the Day" and seems to be |
If such significance a. TO require
reaiment at length which forbids !
is use today. II viii therefore be /.
given in a future issue of the Ard
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
THE BLIND SENATOR.

lBy Edwin Davies SchooumakerD
Ttv ,ol.apu. cali tnea so ,,d tbo,.
nave ewes.
Tr,,,. ..., ,b., i.,iI,. .,i,h .,,,,. ,,,i,...,
feet
i,d r, r.a ,o,.. SON. ,,bor, r,
rIop,es mcs,.
And ,,t viu .,,,, ,..,,i,5 ,,.;,,. ,,,3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
Mt BARRETT EXPRESSES
TlTUDE ON MAINTAIN
PRICE OF COTTON.

President Barrett, OF the
Union, has made his first
preston regarding the atti-
at big organization i'm the
is coming this fall TO main,
tice OF cotton at a proper
liners Union SAYS Presi-
II, issues an invitation to
louth to cooperate with it
10 this section many mil
irs on the cotton crop OF
J is for the merchant. the
N, the banker, the small
no less than the farmer,
difference between eight
cotton. and thirteen or
cotton. The fight We
win its not alone in behalf ,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Clay Merrell. who has for the past
five years been connected with The
Ardmoreite, has resigned his position.
taking effect last night. During the
time Mr.. Merrell has been employed
on the paper he has made valued
emplOye-sober, honest, energetic
and at all times ready to perform his
duties. Mr.. Merrell stated last night
that he had made no positive arrange
mentS for the future. but would re-
main in Ardmore for the next few
months.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
First PresbXterian.

Services today at II a. m. and s
p. m.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Meeting of session at 1915 a. M.
Evangeistic services every night
this week, conducted by the pastor.
All the members of the church are
especially urged to attend the serv-
ices today and throughout the week.
CHAS. C. WEITH, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
A Cash Offer

The Weekly Ardmoreite has made
special clubbing rate with The Mem
phis Weekly Commercial Appeal by
which We will furnish both papers for
one year Ior the sum OF s1.25. The
Commercial Appeal is one OF the larc-
est and best papers in the south. and
We hope TO receive many new sub
scriptions on this offer; 1925 cash for
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

or Gore says there ia none
Ike Woodrow Wilson. that he
q! khe Independent vote Of the
that the insurgent republican
! be for him. that the entire
tic strength will he behind
| If he is nominated he VIII
he country next fan.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
>>xM4gw;s!......1;AEa31, ....Aa3 I
e. z5e's,;!a ,!,t!A'}
CMNQHES::
First Christian.

Sunday school 9.45. Communion
service 1915 1t is the earnest de-
sire of the official board that every
member of the congregation be pres
ent at the communion service, as
there are matters of very much inn
portance to come before the church.
BOARD.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Chicago. ILL.,, Sept 9.-Warninss
have been sent to the $1,000 members
of the Federation of Shop employees
of the Illinois Central and allied lines
to he prepared for the calling Of a
strike. but the men are no nearer a
walkout than they have been al any
time in the last week, union Officials
said here todav.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
Broadway Baptist.

Services as usual today at Carne-
gle Library at II a. m and at the Air
dome at p. m. Pastor Masters will
preach at both hours. Sunday school
at 9:45. A cordial invitation is ex
tended to all to attend these services.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
South Ardmore Baptist.

Morning theme. Using What You
Have evening theme, Home Relig
ion" Sunday school at 10 a. m. Pray,
ermeetng Wednesday evening at S
p. m. The subject of Christian Duty
will be continued. Choir practice
Friday evening.
4 cordial invitation extended to all.
O. +. SMITH. Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

q reunion committees are set.
up their accounts and are
ed with the generosity OF the
lore people in giving 10 the re-
fund.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Bailey has changed his mind
r twice before and after a half
fellows get in the field 20 sue
m in the senate he may change
I'd again and defat the whole
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Mrs. l.. y. Murdock has returned
from Tahlequah where she has been
for the past few days in the interest
OF the National Insurance Co. of Yer
mont Mrs. Murdock states that the
crops in that section are rather late.
none OF the cotton being gathered.
The crops, however. are good.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

st congress appropriated two
and siXty-fye million OF dol.
le spent in war preparations
: TO the figures OF Senator
only nine millions for agri-
The senator said he would
ae 265 millions for agricul-
for war and that he would
= 2G5 millions given to roads
ma than to be used in max
lnces for the destruction of
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Ringers quick hot lunch is an inno-
walton that the people of the city ap-
preciate. Note their menu on another
page. or better still. step inside their
store and be served.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

I and Roosevelt clash over the
es is an Associated Press head
Teddy is certain to Join with
emocrats before the next eleC-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

ware of the women who come
Reno. New, Is the advice of that
ago architect who lies in "A sani.
IN suffering from a bullet wound.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

ry Beattie has been sentenced
= court to take a chair. hut he
rs to sit until his lawyers are
another opportunity to defeat
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

otton is coming in every day and
farmers have the privilege of
Ching on the scales they select.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Why not make Ardmore permanent
nion headquarters for the Confed-
tes OF Oklahoma.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Miss Boone OF Hargrove viii open
her down town studio Wednesday.
September 13. ar the home Of Mrs
Nettie Jones. D street. For terms in
singing or elocution. phone 57i red
SO
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

! that secret conclaye wonder If
e Bryan gave Teddy a pressing
tation to Join the democratic
v.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

And now Oklahoma has made itself
nous because it grows finer tobac.
than Kentucky.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
Broadway Methods.

Sunday school 9;i5 bfeacnine
morning and svening. Every one cor.
daily iGs1ted.
C. r. GRAY, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

c. W. Hotch5iss has returned from
New York where he has been for the
past few weeks buying a stock of
goods for his store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Have you learned to wiggle your
I'd finger.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

L0ST-A square shaped cameo breast
pin, between Hoffman, Drug Co.
and Randol.Ditzler Dry Goods Co.
Finder return to Ardmoreite for re
ward. 1913
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

And ii is Governor McAlester, if YOU
ease.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

WANTED Men TO learn barber trade,
We want plain people for plain
business. For a bread winner you
cant beat it. Wages better than
most men earn. Apply by mail.
Moer Barber College, Dallas, Texas.
1O-6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

10 you use the want ads?
DO you use the want ads?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Wanted-To teach you Shorthand
at home Mail Course in Spencerian
Shorthand SO. Easily learned. Easi.
" written. Easily read. Selvidge
Business College, Ardmore. Okla.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Vacation is being slowly revised
)wnward.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

WANTED-Two or three sets of
books to keep evenings or any
time. City reference. ADDRESS ID,
Ardmoreile office. 1913
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
LOST AND FOUND.

FOUND-At Elks' club rooms Thurs.
day night, lady's bracelet. Owner
may call Telephone 1872 s.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10
WANTED


WANTED FOR U. S. ARMY-Able-
bodied, unmarried men between
ages of Is and So; citizens OF Unit
ed States, of good character and
temperate habits, who can speak,
read and write the English Ian
guage. For information apply TO
Recruiting Officer, German Build
ing, Ardmore, Okla.
| SELL AND uENT TYPEWRlTERS
and handle ribbons, carbon paper,
oil, etc. C. P. Selvidge. Phone 80.
WANTED-To trade new wagons for
old ones. j. Mat Moore & son. 1-6
WANTED-Six carpenters, 90 cents
an hour. No saw and hatchet men
need apply. b. II. Corlew. 6tf
EXPERIENCED bookkeeper and Of
flee man wants position. City ref
erence. Address p. o. Box 5S. 7-9
WANTED-A woman to do general
house work. Mrs. W. Il. Moore.
S.3
WOMEN sell guaranteed hose. 20
per cent profit. Make $40 daily.
Full or part time. Beginners inves-
tigate. Strong Knit, Box 1929. West
Philadelphia, Pa. 14s4
SALES MEN, energetic, experienced
making 81 900 monthly, Most sue
cessful lot proposition ever offered.
Sar;ain and Montgomery, San An
tonic, Texas.
WANTED-One, good second hand gas
heat en- Phone Blue 76l. 1916
AGENTS-Either sex. to distribute
free packages Perhmed Soap
Powder Good pay. All or spare
time No money needed. Dept. BN
3422 Lincoln Ave, Chicago, III.
or three sets of
books to keep evenings or any
time. City reference. Address ID,
ArdmoreiIe office. 1913
WANTED Men TO learn barber trade.
We want plain people for plain
business. For a bread winner you
cant beat it. Wages better than
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

AGENTS-Eitheg sex. to distribute
free packages Perhmed Soap
Powder. Good pay. All or spare
time. No money needed. Dept. BN
G422 Lincoln Ave, Chicago, III.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

more, Sunday. September 10, 1911
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

SELL AND nENT TiPENRlTERs
and handle ribbons, carbon paper,
oil, etc. C. P. Selvidge. Phone $40
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

Statesmen, energetic, experienced
making $1,000 monthly. Most sue
cessful lot proposition ever offered.
Sartain and Montgomery, San An
tonic, Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

WANTED-To trade new wagons for
old ones. j. Mat Moore & son. 1-6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-10

WANTED-One, good secondhand gas
heater Phone Rlue 76l. 1916
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-09-03

nearest ne ever got 10 q military school
was when he almost landed at West Point
the other day.
Whatever IL is, he attracts women as
well as men. and on his record breaking
trip the former were not backward in show
ing their admiration. One woman, II was
whispered by his camp followers, evidently
took him on faith or was satisfied with
his previous records in aviation. She did
not wait for him 10 establish a new worlds
record. but started away from St Louis as
nearly as possible az the same time that
Atwood left there. When he got 10 Chica-
20 she was there too and SO IN the other
cities en- route. Unlike the women in the
following story, she worshipped her idol
from the background Of the aviation fields,
for she did not once approach him or ad-
dress him.
Atwood was seated in the dining room OF
a small hotel In small town. He was
eating a late luncheon, AT about 4 O'Clock,
his first bite since early IN the morning,
before taking the air. The hour OF the
afternoon gave the small town" ladies the
excuse for stopping IN at the same hotel
for cup OF tea" although the proprie-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-09-03
sALTIc-sLAcK SEA CANAL.

From time 70 time projects have oeeR
mooted I'm Russia for tho CONSTRUCTION O
canal 10 connect the Black sea ana 'hs
Baltic. but owing TO variety ~ reaSoh'
chiefly financial the government has nee"
disinclined to take tho mater IN A4i'-.
Renorts are now. however. widely current
TO the effect that syndicate ~ freiN"
and Russian capitalists II prepared
carry the scheme through and mat ~ppr
cation has been made with a view 10 ~
grant Of a concession. Beginning AZ hea
and ending at khsrson. the waterway
have a total length OF 100 miles. out Nv
engineering difficulties are not cons'"ei'1
serious. as every advantage VIII OF 49,
OF the rivers Dwina and Dnieper' WIZ
OF course will have 20 be dredSed 'i'
widened. while waterfalls will be c'fcDm
vented by canals. and a canal Win o1A'
will have 70 be constructed between &c
rivers in the vicinity OF Nitebsk- inc 80
cost is estimated at about SJt,o""p ~
of the results Of the enterprise i 'O'S
pleted. will te the opeping up OF ,"'
OF Europe 20 Russian grain supplies ="
much larger scale than Is possible A. -.
snt. and the coal from the Donei@ els0.s
VIII also De made available FOR the p~''
provinces and the Black Sea ports
Other enterprises Of the kind no" ~ ~.
consideration by the Donna inci'a.
construction OF canal TO connect ,ht ~
Obi and the River Kama, one ot ne az
tributaries OF the Nolga. thus pro' a.
succession OF waterways uniting ~ .,,s-
pian Sea with the Arctic ocean piysr
ton is also projected between ,.ro,,gh
Petchora. Aowing into the Arctic
ir,,ronsan Russia. with the Nitch~1-A ~,
tribHtsrv of the Northern ppins " IA
Vitrbedaa l. already come ted ol see
with the Kama. this would pfosn-. it
ond line Of communication hetNesn,
Arc,tc rho Nolca basin and me IN
Vet another scheme aims az reno .,,f
Dnieper and northern Douetz I've ss,-,ss
able FOR navigation ny means 49,