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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
Deafnesscannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus.
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbiing sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh. which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One HundredDollars for
any case of deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
F. j. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, o.
rX Sold by druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for Constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
The ThimhIe.

About 200 years ago London gold
smith called Trotting made and pre-.
sented to the lady of his heart on her
birthday anniversary a thimble OF
gold, beautifully ornamented and
chased, accompanied by note which
introduced the little contraption as a
token of my humble esteem which
shall protect those delicate, fair and
industrious fingers from prick and
scar of needle head" That was the
origin of the thimble.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
Fate of a Duchess.

We have had excellent morals drawn
from the substantial waist of the We
nus of Milo for the admonition of the
fashionable woman. But what can
we say about the Duchesse de Maza-
rim, who C. Duval tells us in "Shad-
ows of Old Paris') .died in 1775 from
tight lacing, although she had posed
for a statue Of Venus?"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
kickapoo Valley Farm for Sale.

300 acres, good stock and dairy
farm, improved, one mile from market.
S5O per acre; one-third down, balance
term OF years at 5per cent.
E. G. HOPKINS,
ot5 Edgerton, Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
Farm for Sale.

b. D. Wixom's so acre farm. New
barn just completed. Easy terms at /
per cent. Call 623 S. Main St., James
vile. 3tf
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
For Rent.

The George Schmeling property in
the third ward is for rent Large house,
good barn and a good garden. Inquire
of H. G. Schmeling. Tiff
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
For Sale.

A good work and driving team. nine
years old. Apply to C. F. Stricken.
City. 4tf
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27
Dictionary For Sale

A Webster Unabridged Dictionary.
late edition, for sale at a sacrifice.
Inquire at this office.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27

-35 children's suits, formerly sold
from $500 to $500, now on sale at 97c.
II. P. Burns, GAINESVILLE.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27

Those wall paper bargains will not
last long at Kaufman Bros. Remnant
bundles at these prices are bound to
move off fast.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-01-27

John Gill, formerly resident of this
city, sailed last week for England and
will prolong his stay till April.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Unreliable PhysIognomy.

lam profound disbeliever in phys
iognomy. Features are false wit
nesses. Stupidity frequently wears a
mask Of intelligence. I know bust
ness men who look like poets and
poets who look like BUSINESS men.
Men of genius invariably look like
idiots, and II you pick out the man
who looks most eminent In a party
you are sure to find he Is a nobody.
i always distrust men who look mag
nificent. Nature is stingy creature
She seldom gives man the double
gift of being great and looking great
She took care to lame Byron and do
form Pope and disfigure Johnson. But
the browning example of her Jealous
parsimony is Shakespeare. ! have al
ways been disappointed with Shakes
peare's face. II does not live up tc
his poetry. II Is dull. heavy and com
monplace. in London.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
DON'T EXERCISE OUR TEETH
Reason Americans Have Such Poor
Grinders, According to q Dental
Authority.

The reason Americans have such
bad teeth is that they dent exercise
them enough, according to DR.. Her
bert l.. Wheeler, president of the
American Dental Hygiene council.
who is delivering course of lectures
at Columbia university. 1--WE Amer
leans are living in the lap of luxury"
said DR.. Wheeler, in his opening lee
ture, land our food is so we'll pre-
pared for us that we don't use our
mouths enough. Regular exercise for
the teeth is as beneficial as any other
kind of gymnastics"
He found from an examination of
several hundred savages' teeth that
the increased work which their teeth
had been made to do had resulted ben
eficially for their teeth. 1t was also
a fact that the front teeth Of savages
were more worn than those of civil
lied people, being that the savage cuts
his food with his teeth.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
MADE HIS ESCAPE IN TIME
Metaphors Of Millionaire Found No
Response In the Breast Of
tho Farmer.

The millionaire accepted the farm
er's cordial invitation to ride. and
with much scrambling gained a seat
on top Of the hay.
my good man." said the million.
aire. patronizingly. this swaying, roll
ing, sweet-scented divan is couch
upon which could win slumber and
be irresistible to the arms Of Nor
pheus whenever courted sweet
Sleep"
The farmer stifrened. I'll hear no
more of your talk; I'm respectable
married man, an I'll ask you where
you're goin' SO I can avoid the place"
Dreamily the millionaire smiled.
I'm getting back to Mother Nature.
who has been outraged and abused
by me for years; am broken man,
and she will forgive me and bring
me back to health"
The farmer stopped the team and
pulled a three-tined pitchfork from
the brace socket-but his passenger
was gone.-Success Magazine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
HOUSE ADOPTS DIRECT VOTE
Approves 296 to 16 Constitutional
Amendment for Election of SEN
ators by the People.

Washington. Election of United
States senators by popular vote was
approved by the house of represent
atives Thursday by vote of 296 to 16.
The constitutional amendment now
goes to the senate. Senator Borah,
who championed 1t in the last con-
gress when the resolution failed of
the necessary two-thirds majority by
margin of four votes. expressed the
belief that this time the senate will
give the measure half dozen more
speed 1t on its way to adoption by
the requisite number of states.
The debate lasted six hours and
while spirited at all times. never
dropped into partisan channels.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
EGGS IN EVERY LAND
NOW HEN FRUIT 10 SERVED ~
VARIOUS PEOPLES.
Variety Of Recipes Which OFFER Pleas-
Ing Change From Common Methods
Of Cooking Esos-FrIed Egg
Popular In America.

Russian Eggs.--On delicate slices
Of toast spread layer OF caviar and
place fresh poached egg on top;
pepper, salt and few drops of lemon
Juice are added, and a garnish OF
parsley; serve at once.
Turkish Eggs.-Boil six kidneys
and six chicken livers and hearts
with an onion and a spice bag, throw.
ing of the water six times. Make a
rich brown sauce, adding a little
wine, and add the kidneys; pour on a
hot platter and place as many care
fully poached eggs over the top as
there are guests.
Norwegian Eggs.-Place on plat
ter large flakes OF smoked salmon.
scramble six eggs In butter, season
and spread over the top Of the sal
mon; serve hot.
Hungarian Eggs.-Arrange hard
boiled eggs and cold boiled potatoes
In alternate layers in a pudding dish.
with butter, pepper and salt, and pour
over the top sour cream enough to
just cover the ingredients. Bake a
delicate brown.
Spanish OmeIet.-Cut three slices
Of bacon into dice and fry delicate
brown, then add two sliced tomatoes,
one onion minced, six sliced mush-
rooms, pepper and salt. Stir and
cook ten minutes. Break six fresh
eggs into a bowl. beat lightly with a
fork. Put a small lump of butter
into the omelet pan. and when hot
pour in the eggs and shake gently I'M
til set, then turn on the other mixture
and fold the omelet and serve
quickly.
Irish Eess.-On eelicately broiled
slices Of bacon poached eggs are
placed and covered with a rich
cream sauce.
American Eggs.-Needless to say
that the best known egg dish Of the
country is the fried egg. served with
fried ham, though the best known
dishes of other nations find their way
to all the menus of the best hotels
and restaurants.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
An Ambassadors Nose.

An ambassador to Russia, formerly
a leather merchant in this country.
discovered certain secret processes re-
garding special kind of leather man
ufactured there. He would have been
looked on with suspicion, had it been
suspected that he could learn any
thing of these methods. But during
his sojourn he got near enough to GER
tain factories to register, through his
sense of smell, some impressions with
which he was able to work out the
formulas when he returned home
Atlantic Magazine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Mock Indian PUDDING.

Cut stale bread in half-inch slices
and remove the crusts. Butter the
bread on both sides, pile the slices to-
gether and cut into cubes. To each
cup Of cubes, well pressed down, use
one pint milk with one-half cup mo-
lasses and half teaspoon OF salt.
Bake in a buttered pudding dish in
very moderate oven from two to three
hours. Fine-chopped suet may take
the place Of butter. Put 1t between
the bread and cut as before.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
You Never Can Tell.

A certain 'cellist was once snow
bound for three hours at small rail-
road station. He unpacked his cello
and played his dozen fellow-sufferers
a request program with the result
that one Of them took him to Europe
for year. You never can tell as you
bear your precious fiddle-case through
the streets what magic easement may
not open on the foam (of steins), and
what fairy hand may not beckon you
within to do the one thing needful to
opus fifty-nine, or draw valiant bow
in the battle of Schumann quintet
Robert H. Schaufier. In the Atlantic.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Pancake Pudding.

Sift u cup -four into basin, add
N teaspoon of salt, well-beaten
eggs. " a pint Of milk and one ia
blespoon of melted butter Melt 2 ia.
blespoons of butter in small frying.
pan. When very hot pour in the mix.
ture and keep moving the pan till II
has set for the under side. Turn II
quickly with broad knife or turner,
cook / minute over the fire, then put
the pan into hot oven for 10 min.
utes. 1t will pun up. Put spoonful
Of preserves In the center, roll up and
serve on hot dish.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
HINES UNDER FIRE
BUSINESS RIVAL TELLS OF LUM-
BERMAN's BOAST ABOUT
LoRIMER's ELECTION.
THOUGHT IT WAS EGoTIsM
Packer TiIden Objects to Giving In
quiry Committee Access to His
Bank Deposit Records-Marquette
Developments Are Related.

Springfield, lll.-Edward Tilden, tho
Chicago packer, was witness before
the Helm committee here Thursday.
He is alleged to have been treasurer
of the Lorimer 100000 fund.
After naming the different banks In
which he carries accounts, he declared
he had strenuous objections to giving
up his records of deposits In the Dro-
vers' Deposit National bank, of which
he is president. The questions of At
torney Healy, conducting the examine
ton for the committee, brought out
that subpoena had been issued for
these papers, but that they had not
been obtained.
Mr.. Tilden was served with a sub
poena duces tecum to produce the
books and accounts of his bank do
sired by the committee.
Herman II. Hettler of Chicago, pres
ident of the Herman H, Hettler Lum-
Der company, told the committee that
Edward Hines declared to him he had
elected Lorimer. He said he met Mr..
Hines at the Union League club In
Chicago May 20, 1909.
"This meeting" said Mr.. Hettler.
occurred by accident at the cigar
stand in the club. stopped In the
Union League club on the day Of Sen.
ator LoriEaer's election. AS l was
buying some cigars / felt tap on my
shoulder. | looked around and met
Mr.. Hines.
"Mr. Hines was apparently elated
and happy. He said: i have just had
a telephone call from Springfield and
l have elected our next senator
II was not much interested In the
senatorial fight and with a view OF
changing the subject brought up the
subject of the tariff" Mr.. Hettler add
ed. "Mr Hines said that he had been
having a great time in Washington
and that he (Hines) had beaten Presi-
dent Taft on the tariff"
Mr.. Hettler declared under cross-ex-
animation that Mr.. Hines had said
nothing to him regarding money or the
use of improper methods in the cleo
ton of Lorimer.
I simply took Mr.. Hines actions as
an outburst of personal vanity or
egotism. He was Dragging, more or
less, about the election Of Mr.. Lori
mer."
NJ. B. Coan, Investigator for the COM
mittee, followed Mr.. Hettler with q
story of a conversation of Mr.. Hines
with several citizens of Marquette.
Mich, in which the Chicago lumber
man is said to have boosted how he
rose from a poor boy to millionaire
and crowned his career by eNcting
William Lorimer senator.
Mr.. Coan declared that the Mar
quette men who had given him the
story had refused to come to Illinois
as witnesses because of their friend
ship for Mr. Hines. AS substitute
for their testimony Mr.. Healy read
afIidavits from Frank Russell, Robert
C. Lowe and l. D. Mosher The Hines
conversation was supposed to have
been at either Bushs saloon or at a
hotel bar Russell. Selby B. Jones
and Russ Culver are said in the aft
davits to have been with Mr.. Hines.
We have put Lorimer over, but II
cost us lot of money" was alleged to
have been Hines boast. u
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
U. 8. Troops Invade Mexico.

Aqua Prieta, Sonora. Mexico.-Dur-
ing battle between 65 federals and
$50 rebels under the command of
Red" Lopez, which lasted all of
Thursday afternoon and resulted in
the capture Of this city by the
rebels. American troops crossed the
border and stopped the fighting. The
action was taken after one man had
been killed and several wounded in
Douglas. Ariz.. and the continued fir
Ing was endangering the lives of
Americans In United States territory.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
HAPPENINGS
OF A Week
Latest News Told
in BricfeSt and
Best Form.
Washington

In line with the Democratic caucus
action of the national house, Chairman
Underwood OF the committee on ways
and means introduced bill to carry
into effect the Canadian reciprocity
agreement and another to place on the
free list about 100 articles now duti'
able under the PayneAldrich law.
These include farm implements, meats
and other foodstuffs, rough lumber and
boots and shoes.
Minority Leader Mann has an
nounced the Republican assignments
to committees. Every leading pro-
gressive or "insurgent" was given an
important committee. The national
house elected the committees, both
Democratic and Republican members.
without change or objection.
Reciprocity with Canada and q
farmers free list, II was decided at
the Democratic caucus, will be the
legislation taken up in the order
named by the present house OF repre-
sentatives. The wooden and cotton
schedules, according to present indi-
cations, will follow.
The circumstantial story published
to the effect that the American troops
we're assembled on the Mexican bor-
der line because of the discovery by
Ambassador Wilson OF an alleged Sc
cret treaty between Mexico and Japan,
is denied most emphatically by men,
bsrs of congress who are In close
touch with President Taft on the Mex
lean situation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Vegetable Fancy Work,

Little Mrs. Bride had almost every.
thing to learn about housekeeping, but
she was 80 enthusiastic in her interest
that every one was glad to help her.
Il have some particularly fine as
paragus," the marketman told her one
day, and he displayed bunch for her
admiration. Picked not three hours
ago." he added.
- Mrs. Bride looked at It with unaf-
fected amazement
Does 1t grow like thatf" she asked.
Il always supposed the cook braided
the ends Of it."--Youth's Companion.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
REASONED IT OUT
And found q Change In Food Put
Him Right.

A man does not count as wasted the
time he spends In thinking over his
business, but he seems 10th to give
the same sort Of careful attention to
himself and to his health. And yet
his business would be worth little
without good health to care for It A
business man tells how he did him
self good by carefully thinking over
his physical condition. investigating to
find out what was needed. and then
changing to the right food.
For some years had been bother
ed q great deal after meals. My food
seemed to lay like lead in my stomach.
producing heaviness. and dullness and
sometimes positive pain OF course
this rendered me moro or less UNFIT
for business, and made up my mind
that something would have to be done.
Reflection led me TO the conclusion
that overeating, filing the stomach
with indigestible food, was responsible
for many Of the Ills that human nesh
endures. and that I was Furnishing
myself In that way-that was what
was making me 80 dull, heavy and un-
comfortable. and UNIT for business
after meals. concluded to try Grape
Nuts food to see what It could do for
me.
II have been using It for some
months now. and am glad to say that
do not suffer any longer after meals;
my food seems 70 assimilate easily
and perfectly, and TO do the work for
which It was intended.
Il have regained my normal weight.
and md that business u . pleasure
once more-can take moro interest IN
It. and my mind IL clearer and more
alert" Z
Name given By Postum Co. BattaS
Greek. Mich
Read Tho Road 70 MELVILLE" In
pkgs There's . Reason
nver rsaA ne abevs lsttsrs a sew
ene appears Iron tln4 q tin~ Iney
are ge.uine, tree ara ful1 81 hunan
- ~ 10 .III
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Nut Graham Broad

Three cups graham flour, one cup
white -four, four teaspoons baking
powder, one teaspoon salt, one-third
cup molasses. one-half cup brown
sugar. two eggs. two cups milk, one
cup seeded raisins. one cup chopped
nuts. Mix quickly, let raise for twen-
ty minutes. Bake one hour.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Jay Gould Gets License.

New York.--Jay Gould, son of
George ]. Gould. walked into the city
hall Thursday and obtained a mar
riage license to wed Miss Annie
Douglas Graham. daughter OF John
Graham and granddaughter Of Lydia
Kamekeha Liliuokalani ("Quecn Lil")
of the Hawaiian islands.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
onion Sauce.

Boil the onions until tender Mix
with them half q pint of melted but
ter and quarter pint of new milk.
little salt and pepper. Stir the
sauce over the FIRE until 1t boils and
serve al hot as possible. Time three
quarters of an hour.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22

Rhsumatism means nothing more nod
less than that your kidneys do not WORT
the poisons arc not taken out of the blood
- they should be. This leads to variouS
diseases, such ~ rheumatism. terrible
brights disease. diabetes. dropsy and
bladder trouble.
The new guaranteed treatment is Dr.,
Derby's Kidney Pills. One days use Of
DR.. Derby's Kidney Pills are sold at ali
drug stores-25 and 30 cents, or we will
send them direct from tho laboratory OF
prepaid II you wish II you want to try
them nrst. just tell your druggist to give
you free sample package.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-22
Domestic

A heavy wind storm, attaining the
velocity of a tornado in some sections
and accompanied by rain. hail and
lightning, swept over western Mis-
souri,. Kansas and Oklahoma, killing
thirteen persons, practically destroy
ing Whiting, Kan, and Big Heart,
Okla, injuring almost hundred per-
sons, wrecking scores Of buildings and
putting almost every telephone and
telegraph wire in the territory out OF
commission.
President Taft announced the ap-
pointment Of Curtis Guild, Jr., former
governor of Massachusetts,, as ambas-
sador to Russia to succeed Ambassador
w. W. Rockhill, who goes to Con-
stantinople as ambassador.
Five hundred miles of carpet was
shipped by New York firm to San
Francisco on a special freight train
OF sixty cars. The shipment weighs
100000 pounds, and is worth 81 ,0o0,-
600.
Gen. Frederick d. Grant has de-
cided not to attend the coronation as
the military representative Of this
government. Maj. Gen. A. w. Greeley,
retired, has been selected in General
Grants place and will attend.
w. 8. Kenyon, now an assistant at
torney general of the United States,
was elected to fill the seat in the SEN
ate at Washington occupied by iona
than p. Dolliver, by the Iowa legisla.
ture. The ended deadlock which
existed since the beginning of the ses.
sion and is victory for the Progress
sives.
Pierre Prier won distinction in the
world Of aviation by flight from Lon
don to Paris without stop. He is the
first to perform the feat. The flyer
made the journey of 290 miles, cross
ing the channel, in monoplane.
Michael Smith Link, former mem
Der Of the Illinois legislature, who
was one of the representatives In
volved by Charles A.,White in his con
fession In the Lorimer election scan
DIAL, was found dead In bathtub a
his country home near Mitchell, III
His death was due to heart disease.
Lieut.. II. e. Honeywell of the Mis-
souri, National Guard has started on |
balloon trip from San Antonio, Tex
He and companion hope to reacl
Canada, establishing a worlds record
The United States boundary com
mission, which Is to reestablish the
boundary line between Texas and New
Mexico, will leave Monahan, Tex. OF
April is, for the southeast corner o.
New Mexico, where It win begin III
work.
Subpoenas were issued for the ap
pearance OF about a dozen midship
men Of the naval academy before the
grand jury as witnesses to tell whai
they know pertaining to the sale d
Intoxicating liquors to midshipmen By
places at Annapolis.