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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

Jobi
Q. ancient poet. stand today
And hear your song through the centuriesi
Upon what instrument did you play.
That you could charm in so many Keys?
Who Grew the curtains of time for you,
That you might look through the thronging years
And the men that you and knew
Would live to-day. with their hopes and fears7
What light had you IN your dusty tent
Of whence the voice Ger the olden plain
That all your drearaings in cadence olent
And made your fanCyingS not IN vain?
Who held your hand you traced each word.
And what is the power that babe you give
Your time and ton to the song you heard
The song thu marvellous STILL shall liver
Q. ancient poet. prophet-you
Who had 1cepter purple robe
A kingly ceeG it yours to do.
To tell all of the named Jobi
To show all that the flame called life
To sound t. IonoWness Of our strife
And - tae sleeper from out his dream
We do no. hnow If yea sang afed
Or CHI; nteci low b. the city wall,
But this tt It your song has pealed
That Balm for the weary heart
A hing mes sage. and comforting,
II lifts - aoul win its noble art
O 4~-d Of ol-l even yet you singh
Why seJ cr.bble name or date
49, Zen IN yot-t song you have pictured thus
The hearts and hopings of mean and great.
Arld left II echoing to US?
Fer may build him monument
OF thin0s he fashioned, says, or does,
And all sufficient this call you sent.
There man IN the land Of Uz!~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
He Had His Suspicion.

One day farmer member OF the
Ohio house displayed, inadvertently, a
large roll of bills in the Neil house
lobby. A fellow member gazed in awe
at the show OF wealth.
Il just sold drove of hogs" ex-
planned the farmer member rather has
tily and confusedly.
The observing one was thoughtful.
He did not reply for the half.minutei
usually essential to the full-measuredI
beat of his mental process. And then
"Yaas,' he drawled, and I'll bet
I'm one O. them hawgs. Success.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
GETTING Even.

Our friend who in taking us for q
ride In his aeroplane startles us by
dropping heavy wrench 30 that IL
narrowly misses a man In the road.
why did you do that?" we ask, see-
Ing him chuckle over the mans fright.
That's country justice of the
peace" he says, scooting the machine
up. HE used to fine me every Sum
day for fast driving In my auto
Womans World.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
Looking on the Rrinht slde

i cannot tell you how sorry wa,
10 near that your son had eloped with
a chorus girl"
Inank you for your sympathy On
course, we feel dreadfully about 1t,
put things might be worse"
IT Is very brave OF you to take
such an optimistic view"
IT isn't optimism exactly. You see
our daughter is SO homely that wa
can pc reasonably sure no chauffeur
VIII wish to elope with her"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

"The
hills absurdy high
ing and storms brewing in the The
THE TWO fierce; my
PILGRIMS full OF sandburs tne
running to bite
hit the pike I'll
watch and hope for better things
TAR end holder
road is good seeney; hills
my wind and Drawn" And
queeny heart unafraid He
songs he cut happy didos, wheneer he
friend; he braved barking
the guerdon at the journeys
. s=s: -, - - IDash11see.,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
HUMOROUS QU|PS
Rewarded.

SO you have been newspaper
poet?' asked St. Peter at the gate.
With bowed head the new arrival
confessed to the error OF his ways
what have you to say for your.
self?' asked the saint.
have never parodied Omar Khay.
yam
Very Good"
! nave never parodied Maud Null
Better still"
And have never done violence ia
tnat classic of childhood. "Mary's Lit
tie Lamb.
Enter!" cried St. Peter shedding
grateful tears. The best is none too
good for YOU
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

1t has been discovered that the
female mosquito does the biting.
Perhaps that was what inspired
Hlpley to write, "The Female of the
Species Is More Deadly Than the
Male"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
Confused Narrative.

"Bliggins is the most careless fisher
man ever saw"
Doesn't he have any luck?"
Certainly not Why, In fixing up
stories to tell his friends he doesn't
even take the trouble to find out what
kind Of fish swim in the waters he
visits"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

A girl fell out of a fourth-story
window in New York and escaped
with her life. She fell into swim-
ming pool Now what If this had
been steel trust pool or some other
pools famous in New York?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
a SINGULAR Error.

Little Johnnie had been reading the
newspaper.
Pa he said, as he laid the paper
aside. where is Dresden?"
Dresden? Why, Dresden Is In Ger.
many, my son." said Mr. Knowitall.
Why"
"Oh, nothin'," said Johnnie, "snly
this paper must be edited by an liz.
geramius. He speaks of Dresden
china. -Harper's Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

Twenty Thousand toothbrushes
and as many packages of tooth
powder have been distributed in the
Philadelphia public schools, and
every one receiving these things has
aeen requested not to pick his teeth
In public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

An Ohio man has started a move
nent for an international society to
do honor to old maids. The trouble
In doing this honor will be to find
women in this nation, or any other
modern one, who will consent to be
be tagged by the soclety's recogni-
ton,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

In refusing to grant a divorce to
man who had set up the claims
that his wife was scold Kansas
city Judge announces that a wife has
The right to scold if her husband
gives proyocation. Solomon has sue
cessors.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

Chinese have taken up the
practice of chewing American gum,
but 1t will be a long time before
Chinese women have acquired the
ability to masticate the rag like
heir American sisters.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

summing up the chicken con-
troversy which correspondents have
been carrying on for sometime, the
tact seems to be that there is money
IN chickens If YOU can get 1t out.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

We have often heard of the girl
Who wore her heart on her sieve, but
1t remained, for New York chorus
iamsel to wear her appendix as a
watch charm. Possibly wearing
ones old teeth for jewelry will be-
come popular in time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

A Philadelphia doctor, after extern
sive laboratory experiments with
rabbits, announces that cheap whis-
ky is the worst. Funny the trouble
some people will take to prove what
no one has disputed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

After fonr-weeks' trial q Terre
Haute school teacher has been order
I'd by the court to pay 81 300 to an
other teacher who sued him for
breach of promise. This ought TO
each him a lesson.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

A New York jury has awarded a
woman six cents damage +or being
Kissed against her will And If the
man who did it was at all gallant he
promptly admitted that 1t was worth
much more.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

efore 1t occurs to the depositor that
se has nnintentionally robbed him
self. Then comes the usual frien-
zied seacrh of the ashes. followed by
the usual tearing out of hair by the
handfuls.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

A Chicago restauranter declined to
serve a woman who appeared in a
garter gown the other day. 1t is
said the new gown fits tighter than
the paper on the wall. thereby rob.
bling the masculine Imagination of
considerable effort.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

Philadelphians are searching in
London for details of the early his
tory Of William Penn. In future
ages Philadelphians will be writing
Diographsies of Connie Mack.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

The geological department of the
United States has decided that the
ford Chicago comes from the Ojibwa
'he-kag-ong, signifying wild onion
+ bad smell, The geoologists
must have made their observations
rom a point in the vicinity of the
tockyards.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

German noblemen are advertising
themselves in Berlin newspapers as
matrimonial prospects. If they had
any real business ability they would
insert a few ads In Newport papers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

The long sleep of China might be
attributed TO the fact that China
men with royal titles have not been
in demand in the American matri-
monial market
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

The japanese have reached the
conclusion that the most difficult
hing to learn in the honorable base
ball game is the batting. They are
not big enough to produce to order
three-baggers,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

The proposed law which places n
ran on the campaign cigar will prob
tbly elicit vigorous protest from
the hemp growers,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
October Circulation

The above Is correct Statement,
Of the circulation OF The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and fol
the month of October, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this seventh day of November
1911. LEO j. KLEB,
(SeaD Notary Publit
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
.MA~7 De~p~
Simple Complexion HeautIfler.

Carrots are among the best com.
plexion beautitiers known. TO secure
results they should be eaten once OF
twice a day.
It Is stated that the panic OF 1907
considerably affected the conscience
fund In New York. The consciences
OF the public probably were active. but
the pocket nerse was paralyzed.
$500 - -. .e~.. s j.. tas -
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

II is an III wind that blows nobody
GOOD, sighed the pedestrian as he
searched the inner recesses of his eye
socket yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

70 he man who is really In a
hurry few Of life's small annoyanc.s
are more trying than the elevator,
whlch IS always at tie wrong end
of the shaft.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number Of complete
aud perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year $780,. C28
Average number of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the month of October, 1911 2os4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
IekA1- Ns-,<e.eN-.
Two Ways to View II.

Giles--Take tw, letters from
money" and "one" ~ill be left.
Miles-ls that a JOKER
Glles--Yes.
Miles--Well, know Of fellow who
took money from two letters, and It
was no joke. He got eTslve months
In jail.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

High heels and hobble skirts have
caused many accidents, chief OF
Itch is the compound fracture OF
, ely womans common sense,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

Our idea Of genuine pessimists is
the novel reader who is afraid the
hero won't come out all right in the
last chapter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

II the hoopskirt does come back 1t
will encounter some new experiences
in the rush hour crush on the ele-
waited.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
- - ~ 80 -
INeMTFGHEN


F WOMEN ever get the votes
Which now they hope to gain,
Some day the White House may be swept
By presidential train.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
Where

Where7
Artist-This is my painting, Youth
In the Melon Patch"
Critic-But where are the melonsf
Artist-What folish question:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13

only for chance to work, and for
recompenses commensurate with the
work they do-St. Louis Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-13
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

If You fail to receive your
paper by 7 a. M, on week
days and 5 a. m. on Sundays,
telephone to The Bulletin Of
fee, No. So, either phone and
one will be sent to you by
special messenger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-10-05
TWO TURKISH TORPEDO
BOATS ARE DESTRofED

laramie, Italy. oct i.--Captain
Blscarett ordered his dcstroyers 10
open fire against the two turkish toI-
pedo boats here today. The snots
caused a panic among the Turkish
crews who threw themselves into the
sea.
Meanwhile the Italian commander
expected an attack from the foruti-
cations Of Prevesa, but they kept 81,
ent. He feared a trap and ordered
,ho Artiaiere to remain stationary
while the Corazziere inspected tho
port. $500 , =,
manded the Corazziere, which cau-
tiousy approached under the batter
les. but these gave no signs Of life'
The Corazziere entered the harbor
ana captured Turkish yacht. salt.
ors from the wrecked torpedo boats
having reached the docks by this time
gave the alarm. The destroyers tooE
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-10-05

democratic party could produce, the
speaker pointed out that by this
means only could full adantage ho
taken of the mistakes of the republl-
| cans. The republican party promis-
ed the people liberty, but what kind
or liberty have they dealt out durins
the almost twenty-five years of lheir
domination over the affairs of New
Mexico as a territory. What kind
of liberty Is to be expected OF the men
who sought at Las Vegas to force
down the throats of the people of New
Mexico as a territory? What kind
the selfish interests that had long
plotted to loot New Mexico on The
attainment of statehood The ticket
nominated there. declared the speak
:. led the charge often
made In Washington and elsewhere
that the people of New Mexico wen q
| untitled for elf-government, and the
endorsement of that ticket would full
~ substantiate that charge. Will
they get 1t? A thunder of Noes from
the delegates answered the question
of the chairman.
Ihere Is only one issue in this cam
palgn,' said Mr.. Richardson, "and thai
is whether the people or the gang
shall rule. We may talk about the
initiative, we may talk about the ref
erendufn, we may talk about the print
clple of the recall and may talk about
the direct election of United States
senators, but the issue which con-
fronts and upon the result of which
depends whether or not statehood rs
q pressing, Is the issue of whether we
snail nave clean government by the
representatives of the people of years
ol domination by Il band of rapacious
plunderers. Mr.. Richardson express
ca tne fullest confidence that the pep
PIE would decide the issue and decide
u rlght. The people, said he, are
aroused as they were never aroused
peIore. Public sentiment has crystal
ized ana the almost unanimous desire
or the honest members of both great
poiitlcai parties is for good govern
ment and good government Without
the so-called "Lincoln of New Mexi-
co. at its head.
The galleries and floor or the great
convention hall were packed TO tba
unit during Chairman Richardson's s
spaech, and at its conclusion, the vast
multitude arose as one man and Voic-
ca us approval of the sentiments so
eloquently expressed.
roi,ow,n ~
port a mofion ,va asDpa1n ,,1 " .l'e re-
until q o'clock. Tbis was onnaeed - ~, :,
some OF ~, dalogato, ,.ha hna ssr,,'ys ~
restlve over the apparent delay of the
t,ons ~, on p'a',oi III anu iesoiu-
ever after : r,nnir ., s,,aonh b,, IN NJ
Marion. a,bo decIared that ~ a., =.
er of the state being looted bv Ia
gang nominated at Las Vegas was SO
great lnan the convention should pro-
csed with the greatest delberation to
the end that no stone be left unturned
ana no tifne or means spared to Sc
.uie tne pest possible platlorn ana
',,;,, III ouse ,a posslole 'iuhe'' ne pieaueu
con,,,,,,a -. oee" 60, nc, .ne ieso,u.io,a
be allowed tbe,r own tir,e a. ,yhich
to perform their duties The mem
bers Of these committees had been en-
trusted with task on the well do
i'm of which depended the future of
a great state, possibly for many years,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-10-05
TREMENDOUS DEMONSTRATION
MARKS THE NOMINATION Of
M'DONALO FOR GOVERNOR
PANDEM0NIUM REIGNS AMONG
DEMOCRATS AS STANDARD BEARER
is CHOSEN FOR COMING BATTLE

Nominating Speeches BY Haley and Ferguson Followed BY
Five Minute Huahs From Every County and Delegates
Then March Around Room For Twenty Minutes With 0va-
on That Shakes Building; Such Harmony and Enthusiasm
Never Before Seen in New Mexico Democracy and Leaders
and Rank and File Are Confident Of Overwhelming Victory
On November 7.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1911-07-21
Ball Game Monday.

Manager Fryberger has made ar
rangements to have the Belvidere ball
team here Monday afternoon for a
game with the Kadoka boys and that
it will be fast and well worth seeing
is an undoubtcd fact. In the three
games played by these two teams it
has been shown that thty are evenly
matched ana both play ball all the
tsmc IN an endeayor to win ,heir
game. Two of the games have been
won by the Kadoka lads and the 9TH
er was a victory for Belvidere, and
a hard effort will be made by the Wis
itors to win this game and tie the
series, while the locals will spare no
efforts in playing ball in an effort to
score another victory. The Belvi-
dere lads are a gentlemanly bunch
and in none of the games played by
these teams has any rag-chewing
been indulged in, so if you like to see
a good, fast and clean ball game don't
fail to be at the fair ground ball park
at 2:30 next Monday afternoon.
The manager of the locals is also
endeavoring to secure the fast Murdo
team for game on the Kadoda dia-
mond sometime next week, the date
of which has not as yet been decided
This will also be fast game and the
date will be announced later.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1911-07-21
Indian Creek Items.

Henry Ording was hauling stone
last week.
Lew Boldenow left here last Mon
day for the east.
F. Z. Werner was a Kadoka caller
one day last week.
Rev. Faith is cutting grain this
week with mower.
A5 Porch is moving on the j. X.
Usher farm this week.
Mrs Frank Werner called on Mrs.
VIM. Hall one day last week.
Miss May Faith visited with Mrs.
VIM. Hall one day last week.
Miss Stella Lawrence was visiting
with Mrs. VIM Hall last week.
F. E. Werner made a business trip
to Belvidere the middle of the week
F. E. Werner drove down to the
Willet's school house last Thursday
to attend the school meeting.
A couple of campers stopped at tn e
Flat Top schoolhou and smashed in
a window. They had better look out
or they may get caught.
G. r. Taute and wife entertained a
big crowd of friends last Sunday. A
farmers ball game was played. score
IS to "a. The entire crowd remained
for supper.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1911-07-21
News From Elsewhere

| (From the Belvldere Times)
"A. q. Granger came over from Ka-
doka last Friday on business matters
returning that same evening.
F. w. Towner, F. p. Schneider, Mrs.
Towner and Miss Laura started for
Philip Wednesday morning in Mr..
Towner's auto, but the heavy rain
allowed them to go no further than
! Kadoka.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Austin arrived
from Mitchell yesterday and will
spend some time looking after their
farm and stock on Indian Creek. Mr..
Austin has been with the Turner Pro-
duce Co. since leaving here and he is
thinking seriously of coming back on
the farm to stay.
Little Lucille Scoville, two years
old, who with her mother is visiting
at the home of j. l.. Howard, near
! Pheba, had very narrow escape one
day last week. She had been playing
in the yard carrying live rattlesnake
by the tail. The snake did not seem
to resent this treatment, but on the
contrary seemed to like it. At the
mothers Mortified scream the little
girl dropped the reptile on the floor,
when it coiled and showed fight, 1t
was promptly knocked out into the
the yard and killed The snake meas
ured two and half feet in length and
had five rattles. The wonder is, it
didn't sink its fangs into the little
girl.
F. w. Towner and his lately acquir-
ed buzz cart would do excellent SER
vice for the U. S. courts if the coun-
try was as full of outlaws as it was
few years ago. On his way to Kado-
ka Tuesday little buckskin bronc
belonging to immigrant took fright
at the devil-wagon about four miles
out of Belvidere. The animal got on
the trail ahead of the machine and
hit a gait that would turn a streak of
lighting green with envy. Towner
kicked his throttle open and tried to
over take him and force him out of
the road, but the yellow hide held his
! own and t1T nine miles, man, beast
and cart sped without turn. Finally
the Iuru Ct the road at the Kadoka
cemetery allowed Towner to pass the
bronco, who drawing one long breath
snorted an affectionate 90 farewell
as he watched them 90 by. The own
er surely has fortune there if he
can utilize it in any way.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1911-07-21
WARRANT CALL.

Stanley County General Fund War
rants are called for payment up to
and including Register Number 9O12,
and will be paid upon presentation
except such as may have been erron-
eously issued.
ENoCH MCKAY, Treasurer
Stanley County.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-05-20
BABY'S HAIR ALL CAME OUT

''When my first baby was six months old
he broke out on his head With little bumps
They would dry up and leave a scale. Then it
would break out again and it spread all over
his head. All the hair came out and his head
was scaly all over. Then his face broke out
all over in red bumps and it kept spread
ing until it was on his hands and arms. l
bought several boxes of ointment, gave
him blood medicine. and had two doctors to
treat bin, but he got worse all the time. He
had ii about six months when friend told
me about Cuticura l sent and got bottle
of Cuticura ResolFent. u cake of CuticuTa
Soap and q box of CIticura Ointment. In
three days after using them he began to
improve He began TO take long maps and
to stop scratching his head. After taking
two bottles of ResoIFent, two boxes of Oint-
ment and three cakes of Soap he vas sound
and we'll and never had any breaking cut of
any kind. His hair came out in little curls
all oyer his head. ! don't think anything
else would have cured him except Cuticura.
/ have bought Cuticura Ointment and
Soap several times since to use for cuts and
sores and have never known them to fail to
cure what | put them on. Cuticura Soap
is the best that | have ever used for toilet
purposes" tSigned1 Mrs. F. E. Harmon.
r. f. d. ?. Atoka,. Tenn, Sept 10. 1910
Cuticura Remedies are sold everywhere.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-05-20
Always a Harvest Somewhere.

There is a harvest every month dur
ing the year. as follows: January
Australia. New Zealand. Argentine.
Chile: February-India: March-India.
upper Egypt: April-Mexico. Cuba.
lower Egypt. Syria, Persia. Asia Minor;
May-North Africa. China. Japan and
the southern United States of Ameri-
ca; e-Mediterranean and southern
France. central and east United States
of America south of 40 degrees: July
France. Austria, Hungary. southern
Russia. northern United States of
America. Ontario and Quebec: August
England. Belgium. Netherlands. Ger
many. east Canada: Superintendent
land. Sweden. Norway. Russia: Octo-
ber-Finland and northern Russia; No
vember-Peru. South Africa: Deem
ber-Burma, South Australia. 1t Is
a complete table and shows how the
wheat supply pours into England dur
ing every month of the year.-English
Agricultural Journal.