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The evening world., 1911-09-11
HedGeVille
Editor
By 10 h l.. Ho b

~ UR likin' for people does not de-
pend so much on what they
~ HAVE done for us as how much
are t,.ey doin' NOW.
A FTER slippln' on a banana peel
n ing last Sunday Rev. Frost
4 faced his congregation with a
clear conscience.
~ Ev. FROST says that a lot ov
x men break their " backs
carryin' stones TO throw at
barkin' dogs.
~OME people quarrel with their rel
atives when the only thing they
~ know to their d!scredit IL that they
are related to themselves.
A HUMORIST don't cause no more
~ fun in the world than the man
who Ia 80 serious that he makes a
Joke ov himself,
~ Ev. FROST say that the man who
too frequently toaSts on earth Il
IN apt 70 toase IN ths hsrsskte.
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tAH DoB Woou ltTIuCe IollCe
Court held night sessions. for
the reason hat His Honor.
Magistrate jeremiah Van
6yckie. plumbed in the lay
Time. He was proprietor OF the Dog
wood Terrace Plumbing Corporation.
LA. the limited meaning that Dog
wood Terrace was limited 10 him. had
70 laugh At FIRST at the silly charge l
fsced-oarrying concealed weapons that
had bean purchased outside the COM
munity. aid weapons consisting OF an
axe carefully tied up in wrapping paper.
Ny emile retired into dim concealment
when I got a line on ]. Van Syokle's
pedigree. He was own brother TO hat
'rheophilus Van syckle. grocer, and
chairman OF the Dogwood Terrace
Board of Trade, with whom | had de-
dared war. Theophilus was sitting on
the bench beside his brother when |
presented myself and handed up the
summons Constable Phitt had served
on me. Phltt was standing at one side
OF the bench glazing at me out of one
nshy eye. The other eye he kept shut
a. tight as II II were buttoned His
hair was white and he was Yrinkled as
q ste we'd prune, lie VAS undoubtedly
past sixty, and at that, a. / learned
a~fterward. he was the 3uvenile member
Of the Dogwood Terrace force,
noticed when ! entered the court
o that all the local tradesmen were
there, even TO Erasmus Boggs, emhalm-
e. who was not a member OF the board
Of trade. They had all come to see me
soaked. Any commuter who carried his
provender out from the city wac due
10 ret soaked by J. Van SICKLE.
'wiiberfore Riddle, ! believe" His
Honor opened up twisting the summon,
In both fists as II he v-ro t%o'ntlng .
gas pipe.
80 Il is set forth In my birth regis
ter" replied.
You are charged" he continued, get
ting the words out as n he were a puml
that needed mending. with carrying
concealed weapons that were not pur
chased In the community, in violation o
evaporation ordinance No. 37tZ,"
You mean a town ~ordinance?"
asked.
~ village corporation ordnance" h,
oorrsctsd me. The mAx1w0m p6nA,t,
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into the wilderness 10 get TO it. You do not have to be a monk or
anything else that is compromising or inconvenient to 60 into the
silence here for a few days' rest. In fact, the idea of the place, which
is declared to be q wholly non-commercal proposition, is to provide
an assured weekend repose for the tired business man, the care-bur-
dsned intellectual giant, the faded wording. II the worst care a
'person has is that he is broke, we are assured that "he will not be
turned away; but, obviously, such individual must be possessed of a
sound nerve. For the ordinary tripper, a maximum fee Of five dol
"a" is expected to cover the expenses from Friday night until Mon
day morning.
This ought to be a fine thing for the tired city man-and if the
scheme works out successfully it will also be a boon to owners of
little suburban n country homes where the aforesaid restseeker has
been accustomed to drop in unannounced at any time, just for friend
ships sake, you know.
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The Turn of the Tide.

- GORGE Fl. EARLE. the noted Phiisdsipha
financier, was talking In Washington about
high-overhigh or rank-flnance.
There's q certain typs Of finanaS." sd Mr.
Earle, who In Ids greed for wealth. loss his
humanity. He becomes. In feet. . facsimile q
Peter Brown.
Peter Brown was Q Conshohocken r,cn. He
wa delivering .oms eocsri0 In his wagon on
mprnins when he ran down ard badly injured IN
od lady. The odd hdy sued him ard st big
damages.
well, q few months later. Brown W. ON biz
rounds again when he ran down and c4ppssd IN
old gentleman. The old gentleman also susd. and
% large were the damages awarded him b .
esnsrous fury that poor Brown found himsaf
actually on the wrss Of rnn.
"Onp morning sbox tfb timS Browns younS
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A Superior Wood.

A CERTAIN downtown ~furnitnrS store had on
~ display In rs windows recently . oeau.lu,
= = CtroANian walnut bedroom suit. The ola.
card calling attention 70 the furniture read;
THE Acme Of Rsfnenent In FuntnuS|She1-
ton Period"
A young couple who looked - though the
might b interested IN furniture seoppnd and
esned lonsinsly 1t the exceptional wares on die
play.
Gee" said the man. finally. "aint thu acme
wood beauaifu San Fnncisco Chronicle.
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the remote recesses Of his brain ne goes
on the theory that woman wants but
LITTLE here below. little realizing that
she GETS Just that in . marriage with
him.
When he has a grain Of compunction
he sugarcoats It with the theory, Il
am dong this all for you." and JUST
WHAT he Is doing Is evidenced by keep
ing the wolf from the door. a few rea-
ture comforts-there It ends!
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He forgets that the commercial soul
Is foreign to her and that there may be
the wolf OF hunger to keep from her
heart-he does not realize that thcre u
ANOTHER kind Of necessity that hg-
ures up largely without the dollar-mark
n front Of Il. There are other things
as STRICTLY needed a. strictly busi-
mesa
II were no un wise measure to put
away those ~blueprints evenings and take
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U~nanSwerable Argument.

UNIEvER." said a merchant the other ds,.
IN try to argue q woman into believing che
ought 70 pay a bill when she thinks
otherwise. ! tried II this morning-presented .
hll for some stuff ordered a month ago. Hsrs
~ her irrsfutable logic;
81 never ordered any pctursh
III ] did, yon never delivered them.
"'K you did. I never 60. them.
III didn't. l must have bad acme good ~
snn for nos doing %.
And n I did. Of course. I won't Day
what d'you think Of thatf"-Milwaukee NsvA
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figure II out, or are
there h women
In the same boat7"
writes q woman
who has finally
summed UP h e r
grievance Of long
standing in the two
words. or
cial soul"
She goes on ia
say that In the
many years she
has been the GUS
todian of tn q
kitchen and the
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A OF REST.

T is to be called Mount Manrcsa,
1t occupies an estate of some
twenty acres on the rolling, wood
ed uplands and breezy downs Of
the Fox Hills region of Staten
Island, and the custodians Of it's
idyllic repose are to be the Jesuit
Fathers. This will constitute a
sort of monastic retreat, such as
we read about in the Old World,
only it is within the greater city
limits, and you do not have to cut
loose from civilization and ro afnr
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son rushed into the shop IN gres. excitement.
Father he cried. Father! Mph,r's Ism
nun over by old Gobsa Codes ninety 10 se..pvsr
touring car
The growers eyes hlei with tyar.. AMI in Q
voice t-cmuious with deep feeling II, cSclat-led:
Thank htavon. the luck's changed at sL!"-
Philadelphia I'ress.
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4aSIlOu IN tHS TTcnCn CAPITAL.
As a natural sequence some Of our
faddists took up this 'soins-back-to-
nature idea and have discarded the
corset. This is all very we'll for the
young girl or a woman who Is slim of
figure: but the average American woman
who knows she Ia not the fortunate
possessor Of a perfect figure has looked
upon the new fad with great trepidation.
But she can safely cling to the corset
now. The corsetieres. realizing the pre-
dtcament OF these women, and, incident
ally, becoming alarmed at the prospects
Of trade. have designed the new models
with the natural figure in view. Hence
the newest corset, while giving the un-
corseted appearance so much desired.
will still give the figure the trim, youth
full lines hat every woman Is so anxious
TO retain.
Naturally. the keynote OF the new cor.
set Is f~iexibility. This Is obtained by light.
weight material and flexible boning, TO,
gether with a low bust and the straight
hip lines. There are any number OF
models designed along these lines upor
the market now, so every figure nay b,
properly corseted,
The former objections TO the low bus
corset are co~unteracted by that usefu
little article. the brassiere. When thi.
garment was first introduced It was In,
tended to act as a supporter or reducer
but It is now AZ generally worn by goot
dressers MS Is tho corset itself. On.
MANUFACTURED recently stated that h,
had one hundred different models II
brassierss, which Is a positive indicatio,
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A Light Touch.

Uncle NOSE. q plantation negro. was bctns
asked about his ~cliylous affiliations.
rs . preacher. sah. he sid.
DO you mean" asked the astonishei qps
toner. that you preach the G1sr.li'
Nose felt himself getting into deep water.
NO, sah." he said. "Ah touches tina; subject
vey light Success.
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Guilty of Something.

A NOrHER lawyers story Arrives. We are
~ told that . man was charged with picking
q pocket the other day and that when
arraigned he pleaded guilty" The case went 10
tho Jury, however, and the verdict ws mot
guilty And the Court spoke As follows:
You don't leave thts court without a stain on
your character. by your own confession you are
a thief. By the verdic, Of the Jury you are q
liar. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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and orderly part of the alien population with confidence in the Sc
curity of their protection. He suggests that if some of the money
and legal ability spent in the efforts to convict "gentlemanly wrong
doors" like Thaw and Morse could be diverted to the lower-class Grim
insls-for instance, in establishing a police system of registering every
psrson in every house in the dubious districts, such rs has been
found effective in some European ciies-the Italians of New York
would be heart and soul with the constituted authorities in the re-
form work.
But this is begging the question, and futile argument in such a
sprh might 20 on forever. 1t is time now for these good hyphen-
stsd citizens to come out and do something, even If they have to
IKE . few chances like the rest Of us.
One b less often betrayed by confidence than by mistrust.
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IN PLAIN WORDS.

Father ito his daughter, whom ne sees
Whispering 10 her mother)-Elsie how
often have ! told you not to do thst7
Speak out II you want anything.
E'sie-Well. father. l wanted TO know
why the woman Mar me has such . rsd
DosA-HuaUondo BhOttsAN
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The May Manton Fashions

TT HE skirt with
loose panels % q
favorits ono Just
now. Here Is a model
that can be made In
that way or without
the panels, an liked.
The foundation a.
smoothly fitted, but the
circular iiounce Is made
with Inverted plaits at
'front.' and back. provdd-
Ing comfortable fare
for walking. The skirt
VIII be found an ex-
cellent one for combi-
nations of material as
Wen as for one through
out. The entire SKIRT or
one fabric with panels
or another would
oe smart, or, IL a sim
pier skirt IL wanted,
the panels could be
omitted and TIE upper
norton made of one
material with the
Eounce OF another.
The skirt ~ made In
hNe cores and Is with
out fullnes So over the
hlps, The circular
houncc Is attached to
II beneath n hem. The
separate raHols are ar
ranged over the front
ana back and attached
at the top only. BELOW
mat point they can be
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THE ITALIAN AMERICAN QUESTION.

HE logic and common scnsc OF the
other side of the Black Hand qucs-
ton are specifically presented in
a contribution to the current dis
cussion signed by Mr.. Francolini,
a wcll-known ltalian-Amcrican
citizen of rorc than twenty years
standing.
The extensive criminality justly
complained of finds fertile condi-
tons here, he says, because the
enforcement of our laws is not
strict enough to inspire the majo:
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Corsets or No Corsets?
All Women May Now Acquire
THE NEW ST RAICHT FIGURE

" yE have heard a great deal during the pas year about tho corseless
NJ figure Tho leading dressmakMs of Paris have long since st their
w ssl Of appreciation upon TIT innovation and hence II as become q
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Copyright. 1911. b. Ths Pro- PdAishinS %.
THE New Yosh World.
By Sophie Irene Loeb.

= HAVE A HUSBAND WITH 4
COMMERCIAL SOUL. Am ! but
L one woman in q hundred who must
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airy Tales
N For the F air
By Helen Rowland

Cartwright Io1 By Tho Pres. Publishing CO THE Ns Y~t Wn'h
~NCE upor a time there pdS a ,copida t1ho cared
nothing in the tcorId TO, money. (HHsh-
Dedrie, This is only a fairy tc'eJ
she believed in cultirating The Beaptics II the
Soul, aud ,core her hair a Ia Cleo dc McrCde. ti com
pierion az naturcl and her figure unimprorcd.
"For," she declared. men san that thcy admire the
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{ How ) CM 81 THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANToN FASHION,
}BUREAU, Lexington avenue and Twenty-thrd street. Or send By
- }mu o NAY MANroN PATTERN CO. la e. Twentyt hire street
/ rn~. APPROPRIATENESS yw sddrss plainly and aiwsys}
Ipsafy as vsntsA AA svs esas ~ IsaS postage 4 Q
lr.s'''.. $S.w
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FOLEY KIDNEY CURE

Are tonic in action, quick in results. A
special medicine for all kidney and blad-
der disorders. Mary c. Abbott. Wolfe
boro, N. H., says; 81 was afflicted with
a bad case of rheumatism, due to uric
acid that my kidneys failed to clear out
of my blood. | was so lame in my feet,
joints, and back that il was agony for
me to step. fused foley's Kidney Pills
for three days when was able to get
up and move about and the pains were
all gone This great change in condi-
tion ! owe to Foley Kidney Pills and re-
commend them to anyone suffering as
have" Sold by all Druggists.
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We will
belP you.

II you are living in a rented house
you. no doubt. have long desired to own
your own home and have made plans to
that end. There is no need to delay the
matter. when the Snow Hill Building
and Loan Association is ready TO help
You. ana wnen you realize that the
money you have been paying out every
year for rent would have bought and
paid for home for you, then you will
no longer continue to pay rent.
Gall and see W. d. Cordry, Jr.. Sec
rotary of the Association and he viii
explain how you can get the money to
build you house IN aud easy way by
which you can repay the loan.
Snow Hill Building and Loan
Association.
MARION 7. HARGIS,
President.
W. D. OORDDRY. Jr.
Secretary.
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OLIVER REELECTED
Returned to United States Senate For
Full Term.

United States Senator George T. OF.
liver. of Pittsburg. was reelected SEN
ator by the Pennsylvania Legislature
for the full term OF six years, begin.
ming March next.
The vote in the senate was as fol.
lows: George r. Oliver. "a; J. Henry
Cochran. Z: Julian Kennedy CInd.
RepJ. 3; William Flynn (Rep), 2.
OF a total of POI votes cast in the
house. Oliver received 147. The full
ballot in the house was: George T.
Oliver (RepD, 147; Julian Kennedy
(Keystone). 90; ]. Henry Cochran
(Dem), 20; James T.. Reilly, 3; George
w. Guthrie, /; Joseph b. Cohen. Phil
adelphia. /; William II. Berry, l.
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Didn't Speak In Fifty Years.

Philip Burkhart. ninety years OF age,
Is dead at English, Ind. Burkhart had
been insane for about fifty years and
had not spoken word in that time.
During the Civil War he lost his mind
and became superstitious on the ques.
ton of witches. He believed witches
we're always trying to put burs in his
horses name and tail and he kept his
gun loaded with needles to shoot the
witch.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-01-21
CITY TURNED OVER
To PROH|BIT|ONISTS
"DryS" Asked to Show How Laws
Can be Enforced.

Mayor GUSTS, of Canton. n. c., has
turned the control OF the town over TO
the prohibitionists, asking them to
demonstrate how the North Carolina
prohibition laws can be enforced.
The mayor has cited two ministers
and number of laymen to appear be-
fore him and be sworn in as special
policemen.
This action is sequel to a strong
prohibition lecture delivered by Fed.
eral Judge J. c. Prltchard, formerly a
United States senator and to the in.
fluence of n stirring temperance re-
vival.
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LODGE Goes Back to Senate.

Henry Cabot Lodge, Republican. was
reelected United States senator from
Massachusetts, at the joint session OF
the two houses of the Legislature.
This result ended one of the most
notable campaigns for senator even
waged in Massachusetts. Despite at
tacks by Governor Foss, Congressman
Butler Ames and others. together with
the exertions of the Democratic lead
ers. the senator had a majority OF six
votes
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A Reliable Cough Medicine

Is reliable family friend. Foley's
Honey and Tar fulfils this condition ex-
actly. Mrs. Charles Kline, N. sth st +,
Easton, Pa. states: Several members
of my family have been cured of bad
coughs and colds by the use of Foley Is
Honey and Tar and am never without
a bottle in the house. 1t soothes and
relieves the irritation in the throat and
loosens up the cold. | have always
found it reliable cough cure" Sold
by all Druggists.
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Two Poisoned by Chocolate.

After drinking a cup Of chocolate
at Newark restaurant, John ]. Hall
newspaper man and athlete. resil.
ing in Elizabeth. n. j., was taken vic
lently i'll At his home a physician
pronounced the case one of ptomalne
poisoning Daniel Hall. a brother. va
also made Ill by the chocolate Both
are confined to their beds and have
suffered great pain.
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WASHINGTON Elects Poindex.er.

BY vote of sc to 10 in the Wash.
ington house of representatives and OF
40 to in tho senate, the two branches
of the legislature. meeting separately.
elected Miles Poindexter. insurgent Re-
publican. United States senator over
George +. Cotterill. Democrat.
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Senator Beveridge, Of Indiana. has
introduced a bin in congress making
bribery In federal elections a felony
punishable 10y a fine OF $1,000 TO 5000
and Imprisonment for from six months
M Eve vaara
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Mclean Connecticut Senator.

George Payne Mclean, OF Simsbury
Republican, was chosen United States
senator from Connecticut for the six.
year term. beginning March next, by
the general assembly. Mr.. Mclean will
succeed Morgan G. Bulkeley.
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II can truthfully say | have never
caused my wife moments uneasiness
or annoyance, remarked the casual ac-
quaintance. 'What liar you must
be-" said the married man. mot at
ALL" replied the casual acquaintance.
1--WE never had wife"
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Limit, Succeeds Aldrieh.

Henry +. Lippitt. Republican, a
wealthy cotton manufacturer, was
elected United States senator by the
legislature in joint session at Provi
dence. r. l., to succeed Nelson w. AL
drich.
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Mime sofa Re.eIeets Clamp.

United states Senator Moses r.
Clapp was reelected by both houses OF
the Minnesota legislature. or forty-five
Democrats in the Legislature there
were only sivteen votes that were moi
east for Senator Clapp.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-01-21

For either acute or chronic kidney dis
orders, for annoying and painful urina-
ry irregularities take Foley Kidney
Pills. An honest and effective medi-
cine for kidney and bladder disorders.
Sold by all Druggists.
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"The truth is mighty and will pre-
vail, quoted the Wise Guy. "Yes, but
there are times when even the most
truthful of us find it advantageous to
lie low" added the Simple Mug.
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Poor Little coosel

Seems as II | can never find a de
cent quill In the house." growled the
eighteenth century author
~ think II would pny you TO keep q
goose" sharply retortcd his wife.
"You mean one that would be OF
some help 20 me- don't you!" chortled
the brute.-Detroit Free Press.
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SHORT $4,000
State Treasurer Of North Dakota Is
Under Arrest.

The retiring state Treasurer OF North
Dakota, G. Luther Bickford. was ar.
rested at Bismarck on warrant
charging him with the misappropria
ton OF a sum said to be In the neigh
borhood of $4,000. He was held in
$4,000 bail.
A second warrant was issued by At
torney General Miller and accuses
Bickford with the misrepresentation OF
s60.400 of the states funds. This war.
rant was also served on Bickiord.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-01-21

(which Is your favorite wagnerian
opera?" asked the musician.
"Lemme see" said MIR Cumrox. ap-
pealing to his wife. There are sew
eral that never heard yet, aren't
thereY'
eyes"
"well. reckon It's one of them
Washington Star.
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pemoora, Goes to Senate.

Representative G. NJ. Hitchcock. a
Democrat. was elected United States
senator to succeed Senator Il. ]. Bur
kett. OF Nebraska.
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rownsend Elected In Michigan.

Congressman C. L. Townsend. OF
Jackson. was elected United States
senator by both branches OF the Mich
gan legislature to succeed Senator ].
G. Burrows.
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less, and that should submit em
DIR. Pierccs in of
Favoritc Prescription
ingredient There's IL will bear
No found Some
medicine dealers Don't Don't
with Medical Association, DR. r.
" PIERCE President Buffalo, N advice received and be WE'LL
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vuIaar Ostentation.

Little Willie Say. pa. what II vul.
gar ostenatloni Ia Vulgar ostena
ton. my son. Ia the display made by
people wht have more money to make
It with than we have. Chicago News
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WELCOME WORDs TO WOMEN

Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their
sex should write to DIR. Pierce and receive free the
advice OF a physician of over 40 years experience
IA skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
OF women Every letter OF this sort has the most
careful consideration and is regarded rs sacrcdy
confidential Many sensitivcy modest women write
fully to Dr. Pierce what they would shrink from
telling to their local physician. The local physician
Is Pretty TO say thar he cannot do anything
without AN examination" DR.. Fierce holds that
these distasteful examinations are Generally need
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utah Re.eIects sutherland.

United States Senator George A
Sutherland was reelected by the Utah
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L. PAUL EWELL,

Attorney at-Iaw, Pooomoke City, Nd. VIII be
snow Hill every Tuesday at the Office Of John
W station.