New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-02
SHRIMP WIGGL1f.

one girl has been expelled from the Mas
s9chusatts state Normal School, two others
are under suspension and three more are
on proha ton, all IN account Of shrimp
viggle. News Item.
Gone I'm disgrace is fudge. its ptace.
In colleges If girls. at least,
Ia occupied and deifed
BY fresher favor for 2 feast:
II now you'd gain a girlish gigsle
You'll chatting dish sweet shrimp wissie'
The rarebt's fame is gone: the same
Is true of other nightly moss
which gives the rest of life zest
OF nightmares burdened with distress:
The dainty shrimp is introducing
Sensations novel and Seducing.
Tho ..wisglo" stuff IS good enough.
Weighed bv the tcst Of devious spells.
TO ljngor long That il is wrong
TO cook II. ono expulsion tells
And cause its wrong It's sure ~ wriesle
To fame. Herceforth for al-shrimp wigsle.
\. W. l.
Tompkins-ventieyh has received million
dollars for his patent egg dating machine.
You know n is absolutely interference
proof and dates correctly and indeliDly as
the egg IS being laid
DEWEY the lilsi' tlIl' va wv
Tompl,,ns-Oh. my. no. and it won't be
on tho market The patent was bought oy
the Cold Storage Trust.-Lfe.
Some OF the English papers recently an
nounced the accidental discovery Of what
appeared 10 be a cure for consumption ny
means of the ammoniatei gases generated
i'm the production Of maggots for FISH bait
in an establishment near Bradford. The
United States Consul at Bradford IN II
report to Washington says: while en-
raged in this work, il is said certain per-
sons known 10 he suffering from tuber-
culosis have regained their health. Nhlie
some local medical men rather rldicuie the
idea. others do not. One physician - re-
ported to have said that the cure Is by no
mean, impossible and should be ,nVeSu-
gated lie adds: Ammonia has very
beneficial effect upon some OF the processes
Of life. II IL Just possible that II may 10
strov the tubercle baclli. II Is by no
means utterly ridiculous, although ] VIII
not commit myself TO it a present ! think
We arc far too apt TO put aside remedies
discovered by tho laty as Of no value.
Don't YOU wantcr hire q feller 10 keep
tho tranps away, missus:' asked Tho boy:
How can you keep the tramps away
demanded tho missus
Easy enough" replied the boy. u kin
eat M all tho pie. an things wots left
over. Philadelphia Record.
courteous diplomacy if the secret OF the
,ictct agents success" says n writer in
D,rhe Railway Age Gazette who praises
,,e clort who smiles and Is willing TO wait
~, q customer and shows the difference be-
tween him and ono who sits In chair at
q desk and perfunctorily answers questions
nronoupded- volunteering nothing. the
patronage Of tho lnquiring passenger can
no secured if painstaking interest Is shown.
show him the route map; indicate with req
INK II necessary. the line he Will have 10
travel. make an itinerary; mark on me
man two or three places he must not miss
under anv consideratlon-an then inc
money is yours
.eoo ain't i, a great relief when you ye
boon suffering from toothacho 10 snIliil'on u
nm ,o,ir courage and go 20 den'St anu
have il over with. ,, ..o,, -,
II guess so. Did the dentist relieve lou
YOU bot! He wasn't in'-loIeao niaue'