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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
YES, THEY HAD A CODE.
And the Oldest Employee Told the Edi.
A

And the Oldest Employee Told the Edi-
tor All About IL.
In one of the late o. Henry's stories,
entitled "Calloway's Code" the author
tells how the war correspondent Of a
New York paper away in Japan had
sent a mysterious message in code
which no one could understand. The
managing editor was at his wits end
until some one thought Of appealing to
Heffelbauer, who had been on the pa
per since "Park row was potato
patch" So Heffelbauer was called into
consultation.
Hefrelbauer was an institution. He
was half janitor, half a handy man
about the office and half watchman-
thus becoming the peer Of thirteen and
one-half tailOrs. Sent for, he came,
radiating his nationality.
"Heffelbauer." said the m. e.. did
you ever hear Of code belonging to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
Rheumatism in Ankles
One Bottle Of Rheuma Cured Woman
Who Could Not Walk.

One Bottle OF Hheuma Cured woman
Who Could Not Walk.
Marvellous as this story may seem.
it is absolutely true: but this is only
one of the many almost magical cures
that Rheuma is performing these days.
Mrs. Gertrude Kozel. Smithfield. Pa,
writes on Feb. II. 1910: Il had Rheu-
natism for over a year; it settled in
my ankles and could not walk
have taken one bottle of Rheuma ard
do not have any more pain. and I can
again walk at will"
L. II. Fihe will sell any reader Of the
Richmond Palladium botte of Rheu-
ma for so cents. and guarantees it to
cure any case OF any kind of Rheuma-
tism or money back.
Gratifying relief comes in day, be-
cause Rheuma acts at one time on the
Kidneys. Stomach. Liver and Blood.
and starts to rid the entire system Of
poisonous Uric Acid at once.
Mail orders filled, charges prepaid.
by Rheuma Co., Buffalo, n. Y. Write
for free trial bottle.
English Marhue is the real remedy
for indigestion. % cents at l.. H.
Tihe's or mailed by Rheuma Co., Buff
falo. n. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
BOOM GOPHER STATE
Minnesota Starts a Publicity
Campaign.
SAmerican News Service)

ST. Paul. Mimi, Jan. 25.-A cam
paign of wide publicity to advertise
the natural resources of Minnesota
and the advantages the state offers to
settlers and the investment of capital
is to be mapped out at the fourth an
nual convention of the Minnesota
federation Of Commercial clubs. which
began a two days session in this city
today President Hill of the Great
Northern railroad, President Elliott
of the Northern Pacific and a number
of other men of note are on the pro-
gram for addresses.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
ANIMATION MADE
HER ALMOST CRAZY
With Pain. itching Settled from
Knee to Toes. Physicians Cost
a Fortune. No Relief. Went to
Hospital 3 Years. Unable to Help.
Finally Used Cuticura and Was
Completely Cured.

81 began to have an itching over my whole
body about seven years ago and this settled
in my limb. from the knee to the toes. l
went to see great many physicians, matter
which cost me a fortune. and after l noticed
that did not get any relief that way. went
for three years to the hospital. But they were
unable to help me there. / used all the
medicines that could sec but became worse
and worse. l had an Inflammation which
made me almost crazy with pain. When
showed my foot to my friends they would
get really frightened. / did not know what
to do. l was SO sick and had become SO
nervous that positively lost ell hope.
II had seen the advertisement Of the Cuti-
cura Remedies great many times but could
not make. UP my mind to buy them, for
/ did decide to use the Cutcura Remedies
and tell you that vas never so pleased
as when noticed that, after having used two
sets OF Cuticura Soap, CuticurA Ointment ana
Cuticura Pills, the entire Inflammation had
gone. l was completely cured. should be
would come to me and find out the truth.
I would only recommend them to Use Cutt
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New York. N. T., Aug. 90. 1902"
MRS. Bertha Sachs is my sister-ir-law and
] know well how she suffered end was cured
by the Cuticura Remedies after many, other
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Ostrowoer Unt.-Verein.. Kempner Hebrew
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
How 10 Cure
Your Own Kidneys
a New Guaranteed Treatment. The
Best That the Worlds Best Kid.
nsy 8pselalists Could Give
You,

Here In the best remedy for your
kidneys. backache. and the diseases
that come from bad kidneys that the
worlds greatest brains can give you.
Take advantage Of It. Cut this out
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far gone. nothing else may save you.
II then rests with your Maker.
Now. II you have pain In the small
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10 smoky or cloudy after 1t stands a
few hours. or has bad odor. or IL you
have pain In the bladder or a touch
Of rheumatism anywhere. the chances
are almost 100 to that your kidneys
are CLOSED with body poisons of va.
yious kinds.
Bladder troubles. rheumatism.
Bright's disease and 30 on, come from
bad. dying kidneys. They can't throw
out the poisons.
Stop everything else you may be
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DIR. Derby's Kidney pills are safe.
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you want TO test them first. just ask
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25

SUhG hNOW NA1 a OOO6 4os
the Office a long time ago-a private
code? You know what a code is, don't
your
"Yah." said Heffelbauer. "Sure I
know vat code is. Yah, apout dwelf
or fifteen year ago der Office had
code Der reborters in der city room
haf it here"
"Ah" said the m. e. Were getting
on the trail now. Where was it kept,
Heffelbauer? What do you know
about it?'
Sometimes" said the retainer, "dey
keep 1t in der little room behind der
library ROOM"
"Can you find it?' asked the IN. e.
eagerly. do you know where it is
now!"
"Mein Gott"' said Heffelbauer.
"How long you dink a code live? Der
reborters call him a maskeet. But Won
day he butt NIT his head der editor,
and
"Oh, he's talking about a goat" said
Boyd. "Get out, Heffelbauer."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
DEHORITY FINALLY
SUBMITTED REPORT
(American News Service)

american News ServiceD
Indianapolis, Jan. Estate Ac-
countant Dehority submitted report
of the state accounting board, demand
ahead Of the time due. Members ap-
plauded. 1t was referred to the COM
port is yoluminous. 1t shows more
than two hundred thousand dollars
were spent to recover fifty-one thous-
and. No statement as to charges
made against officials is included
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
FOR SOLDIER SON
MOTHER TEST|F|Es
Comes from Far East to De
fend Major Henry Davis
of the Marines.

Philadelphia, Jan. 25.-'I went to
Washington to see Major General FL
liott about transportation to Guam. He
told me my son was no good. inefi-
cient. lazy and a disgrace to the Mar
inc corps lie said. 'D--n him! ! will
get him before the court and get his
commission testified Mrs. Elva NJ.
Davis. mother OF Major Henry G. Da.
Wis. of the United States Marine corps
who In being tried by court martial at
tho Philadelphia navy yards. He is
charged with characterization. Most
Of the charges are preferred by Major
General Elliot.
Mrs. Davis also testified that after
she had her interview with General
Elliot she wrote to the secretary OF
the navy and obtained transportation
TO see her son In Guam.
II wrote the secretary OF the navy
that this was the worst brain storm
General Elliot had In years." she con.
tinucd. II told him that his language
was 10 vile that officers and friends of
officers were afraid to call upon him.
] talked 10 General Elliot AZ IL he
were child. lie was rude. his ac-
tions were offensive and he used bad
language toward me.
She Was insuIted.
Tho Interview was very short, very
strong and very insulting. I became
historical when General Elliot said
my son was immoral and worthless.
Throughout he showed animosity to-
ward my SON"
Judge Advocate Leonard asked Mrs.
Davis II she had not kicked the waste
basket over In General Elliot's Office
upon tho occasion of the interview in
Washington.
Curious to state. I did not" she
replied For once ! controlled my
temper"
Mrs. Davis. who travelled 33 days
from Japan to testify for her son, was
on the stand only % minutes. She
was brought here to give testimony
10 show that Major General Elliot had
for long time prosecuted Major Da-
Wis on trivial matters In order that he
might have him dismissed from the
Marine corps.
When Mrs. Davis finished her testi-
mony Major Davis took the stand and
told Of various incidents which had
caused friction between himself and
Major General Elliot He testified that
he had been I'm the marine service II
years. and had served In the Spanish
American war as u second lieutenant
Hc had been suspended while at
Pensacola, Fla. he said. shortly after
no had re.enlisted in 1909. because
Congressman Cozzens had petitioned
tho war department for his removal
to a more desirable post.
He had not asked the congressman
to mako this request. he said.
He also told OF an incident at Homo
lulu when he had failed to report to
the commandant upon his arrival
there. Major Davis was thoroughly
cross examined by Major Leonard. AZ
ter the summing up by Attorney Jo-
seph p. Rogers for the defense and
Major Leonard for the prosecution
the court martial adjourned until to-
morrow. when 1t IL expected sealed
verdict will be forwarded to the sec.
retary Of tho navy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
A cempelIina Personals.

"Does your wife want to go to the
polls and vote?"
"No. sir" replied Mr.. Meekton. "If
Henrietta casts a vote it'll be impor-
tant enough to have the polls brought
around to the house when she sends
Tor 'em."-Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
Years Of Suffering
Catarrs1 and Blood Disease :
Doctors Failed 70 Cure.

Miss Mabel F. Dawkins. 1914 Lafay-
cite ST.. Fort Wayne, Ind. writes:
eral doctors and a dozen different rem
edies, but none OF them did me any
good. A friend told me of Hoods Sar-
saparilla. took two bottles of this
medicine and was as well and strong
as ever. feel like a different person
and recommend Hoods to any one suf-
fering from catarrh.'
Get it today in usual liquid form or
Chocolated tablets called 8A1oAta0S.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
His IouohY WAY.

Hes awfully touchy. isn't he?"
II should say he was A man who
had grudSe against him deiied him
to come out and fight. and he got SO
mad at the fellow that he locked him
self in his office and stayed there two
days."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25

Minnie Johnson, sixteen years old,
living on a farm near Manhattan, Kas.,
is the winner of a first prize of IS Of
fered by the state agricultural college
for the best made loaf of bread. Eight
cen counties were represented in the
contest.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25

ter Petite. who is but nine years old.
The youngster certainly deserves the
title OF the Peer of AL dancing juve-
niles. Dressed In the exact counter
part of his father this youngster shows
his versatility in every move and line.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
Al the MURRAY.


Gus Sun presented his Peerless
Minstrels at the Murray theater much
to the entire satisfaction of the three
audiences Monday and again Tuesday.
who were quite loath to see the cur
tain fall, for this is surely true min
strel performance. The opening. the
beautiful first part ensemble, entitled
"A Gay Night in Vienna" introduces
the latest ballads and rag time hits.
embellished by the beautiful scenic
production. The Garden of Vines
The Fun Folks are Tom Powell, Hap
py Golden, c. Klein OFT and the vocal
lists are Joe Comes. T. b. Grimmer II.
Nicholson. and last but never least as
clearly shown at the performances is
Floyd Simpson, a local boy. Mr.. Simp-
son was given a rousing reception on
his solo. Out Where the Breakers
Roar" You Are the Ideal of My
Dreams. by Mr.. Grimmer was appre-
ciated and enchored.
Tom Powell. the black-face come
dian and singer of quality is more than
clever with his line of talk and songs
and ballads. and is the scream of the
show.
The Harrison West Trio put on
some excellent work in singing and
dancing. especially the latter Of Mas
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
COLDS CAUSE HEADACHE

|LAXATlVE BROMO Quinine, the
world wide Cold and Grip remedy, re-
moves cause. Cali for full name. Look
for signature. E. w. GROVE. Csc
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
When selIew Was a Sign Painter.


One would never picture Kyrle Bel
lew. the gifted actor who comes to
the Gennett. Thursday evening. Feb
ruary 2, in "Raffles," as sign painter.
But in the adventurous days of his
youth. when he was stranded in Aus
tralia, he was forced to turn hand
to anything. The landlord of little
tavern expressed a mild desire to have
sign painted on the front of his
Inn, and Bellew. by declaring that he
was an artist by trade. got the job.
He painted a huge white lion all the
way across the front of the hotel. and
II made such a hit with the landlord
and guests alike, that ever since then
the white Lion" has been popular
name for hostelry. For some weeks,
Bellew did n rushing business in the
painting of white lions, and when the
Inns gave out. young Below had to
look for another job-as official lectur.
er at wax works show.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25

"Peck's Bad Boy" which is to be at
the Gennett tonight. is SO well known
after it's many years before the public
and is of such slam-bang style that
1t Is very easy for one to forget it's
Importance as play because of genu-
Inc merit. The play Is the composite
result Of a series of sketches for juve-
nile readers which were written by
the Hon. George w. Peck. exGoxer
nor OF the state of Wisconsin, mum.
ber of years ago. The sketches were
more widely read in their day than
were the ''Dodley Letters" in theirs.
and were peculiarly interesting to
adult readers as well as to the chill
dren. although they had been written
primarily for the latter. Charles F.
Pidgin made the dramatization of the
sketches which Is to be presented at
the local playhouse tonight.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1911-01-25
AT Local Thedters
"MApAME SHERRY"
Brings Joy to an Immense Audience
Last Night.

Last Night.
Madame Sherry" pleased the aud
fence which crowded the Gennett the
ater to overlooking last evening. The
seasons greatest theatrical success
was presented to Richmond by a cap
able cast and with settings which
probably take the lead in excellence
OF anything ever witnessed here be-
fore.
There was probably no one partic-
ular who proved exceptionally pleas
ing. but the merit of the play rested in
the somewhat unusual developed
humor. the brilliant singing and act
ing of Miss Ann Trasker, and the
good voices and graceful dancing of
other principals. :.
The plot consisted OF the efforts of
Edward Sherry, bachelor, to continue
his uncle in the belief that he was
married. after his uncle had arrived
at his home in New York, bringing
with him IA niece with whom Sherry
falls in love. The uncle's fortune
goes to Sherry on the condition that
he marry and have children. SO Sher-
ry secures the janitor's wife to act as
his wife, Madame Sherry" and en-
lists the aid of two friends to play the
parts of children. The usual compli-
cations develop and the humor at
times was very good.
Oscar Figman. as the uncle, pro-
duced the largest number OF laughs
with his laconic manner Of speech.
Miss Dorothy Morton, in the title role
handled her part competently, and the
rest OF the cast proved very efficient.
The chorus was among the best of
any musical comedy seen here recent
ly, although it had but little to do.
C.
The evening world., 1911-11-06
Athletics Had seven 300 Hittcrs.

The worlds cham ion Athletics finished up the
season by leading the other seven clubs ia club
batting. with an average OF 900. They also bal
.eyen who haitel oNl 400.
The evening world., 1911-11-06
COBB LED AT BAT,
IN RUNGETT|NC
AND ON BASES
Detroit Outfielder Makes Re.
markable Record in Ameri-
can League Past Season.

Ty Cobb. the great player Of the De-
troit Club Of the American League, may
never again make the same wonderful
showing that he did this year.. The Of
fetal batting and fielding averages for
1911. just made public by Ban Johnson.
President Of the American League. show
that Cob led the other players In the
League in three separate departments
Of the game-hitting, ~base-running and
run-getting. His batting average was
40. which Is only two points short of
equalling the League record OF -,
made by Lajole in 1907 wnen he was a
member OF the Philadelphia Club. Joe
Jackson Of Cleveland was second in
batting. with .+oS. In run-getting Cobb
carried off the honors by securing l47
runs. He also led In stolen bas es
with So.
The evening world., 1911-11-06
UNUSUALLY LARGE
HOSPITAL LIST At
HARVARD JUST NOW
Conditions That Coach Haugh-
ton Is Working Under This
Season Not of the Best.

lSpectal TO the rvcnnz WorIu.B
CAMBRIDGE. Mass. Nov. 4. Har-
ward has an ally largo number on
Its hospital list, and the total 10 being
augmented weekly. Coach Haughton.
no matter what one may say Of his
arbitrary methods or OF his unlikable
personality. must admit that he Is hrst.
last and all the time a football coach.
II must be admitted too that he knows
the game. even II he knows he
knows II.
But the conditions that Harvard's
Gear has been working unde this sea-
son have not been OF the best. To date
he has had three men out OF the game
for the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. a.quar-
terback. and his " star tackles.
Rogers and Gardiner. Amory, A prom
Using candidate for centre. has been
kept on the sldelincs all year on ac-
count OF a bad foot
Howard. HOLSTER and FELTON,. ends.
are all IN right with Dame Miss-For-
tune. HOLSTER went into Saturdays
game after wearing his arm In a sling
all week. Potter Ia out for at least .
fortnight. and a knee injury Is apt to
go back on one at any time. Gardner.
his substitute. Is also still still from the
injury that a kept him on the side
lines a month.
Behind the line. Campbell. Morrison.
Ted rockingham and Huntington have
been spending much OF their time In
consultation with physicians.
The evening world., 1911-11-06
Indians SaUed
NeW Plays for
Harvard Game
Especial to The Evening world),

~ - S'Nhih8 IN
CARLISLE. Pa. Nov. 6.-The Carlisle
Indian football team returned to Carlisle
late Saturday night with the scalps Of
the foes they dearly desired to defeat.
The Redskins were badly bruised, but
only Capt. Sampson Burd bears injuries
that are likely to keep him out OF the
game for a while. The Carlisle PLAYERS
to a man are almost as much pleased
that the Penn game was free from dis
agreeable features as they were at
their victory. From Coach Warner TO
the humblest sub they all agree that
Pennsylvania has the material with
which a strong team may be made be-
fore the season closes.
To-day's practice for the Indians will
be light. and OF the limbering-up
variety. Arcasa, Lone Star and New
ashe, the latter OF whom played Satur-
day after a slight attack of pneumonia
a week before and who was pressed
hard In the Penn game. will all be
back to work to-day.
The Indian rooters who accompanied
the squad to Philadelphia were much
pleased at the york OF the dusky war;
riors and II yesterday had not been
Sunday would have probably celebrated
the victory. The school will probably
rejoice formally this evening.
Warner actually did save his new
plays for Harvard's benefit and will
spend the greater part OF the coming
week behind barred gates in oiling them
up for use at Cambridge. Harvard's
defeat by Princeton. 1t Is Alt here, will
stir the Boston coaches to redoubled
efforts for the Harvard Indian game
SATURDAY..