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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
Would Play Safety.

Marks--If you had to live your life
over again would you marry the same
woman?
Parks You just bet would. know
what she is. and women are too uncer-
tain for me to experiment with anoth-
er one-Boston Transcript
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
cann,,atition.

"You still assert that competition is
the life of trader"
ooh, yes" replied MIR. Dustin Stax.
"But we don't care to compete for a
chance TO sell our goods. What we
want is to find people with their mon
ey out competing for the privilege vt
buying them. Washington Star
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
Our VARYING Moods.

Eyes. environment does influence
u.s."
"How now"
You never see man coming out
of church with his hat perched OIL the
side OF his head. Louisville Courier
Journal
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05

Hes the man of the hour"
.Tsn't there ever woman of the
hourY'
Eyes. but it takes her an hour and
Chicago News.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
VENIRE
First District Court Parish of Cadfso
State of Louisiana, for Week Com.
mencing November f3. 1911.

oeatt Of LOUISIANA, Tor week Com
mencing November f3, 1871.
For wee Recommending November
Is, 1911:
Burt, J. f. Evans, James
2 Abney, N. M. 2 Bruce, J. II.
5 Wilkerson, B. Els Hill, A. u.
4 Mcdonald, r. b. Davis, w. w
I Brosset, Felix. Jordan, ]. I'll.
4 Bourquin, A. M. Graves, NJ. A.
2 Murray, John Blanton, j. n.
/ Reid, ]. NJ. 7 Keith. d. w
3 Jeter, F. F. 4 Chandler. j. n.
3 Harkrider, A. NJ. 4 Jezzard, d. H
Glassell, John 4 Gladney, I'll. II.
) Flowers, R. A. 4 Sokolosky. b
4 Butler, w. b. 4 Parker, C. E.
2 Elmore, J. w. 2 Barr, d. r.
a Doll, Frank Silbernagel, M. M.
November 1, 1911.
LEVI COOPER,
F. H. GOSMAN,
J. B. ARDIS.
C. MONCURE,
jury Commissioners.
F. A LEONARD,
Clerk and ex-fficio Jury
Commissioner.
A true copy.
F. A. LEONARD, Clerk.
Caucasian, November 2, 1911.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
In the North Moods.

Week End Sportsman just shot a
deer, old chap!
His Pal-Gweat! Kill him:
Week End Sportsman think not.
He shot back Puck.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
Which Route.

Mrs. Fly--I just heard of Mr.. Buzz
zer's death by the plague.
Mr.. Fly-Did he get stuck or was he
swatted Judge
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
Well Understood .

Biobbs- DO you think we shall ever
have a universal language?
Slobbs-We have now when money
talks Philadelphia Record.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-11-05
Mo Ret.sr Off.

my boss raises my salary"
aYes?''
.And my wife lifts Baltimore
American.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
PUT YOUTH on HIS GUARD
Evidently Recital Of Romances Long
Passed Made No Appeal to His
Feelings.

Charles" said a sharpvoiced wom-
an to her husband in a railway car
riage do you know that you and /
once had a romance in a railway car
riage?"
Never heard Of it," replied Charles
in a subdued tone.
Il thought you hadn't; but don't you
remember, it was that pair of. slippers
l presented to you the Christmas be-
fore we were married that led to our
union? You remember how nicely
they fitted, don't you? Well, Charles,
one day when we were going to a pic
mic you had your feet upon a seat,
and when you were not looking | took
your measure. But for that pair of
slippers l don't believe we'd have ever
been married."
A young unmarried mar sitting by
Immediately took down his feet from
the seat.-Ideas Magazine.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
ITCHED so COULD NOT SLEEP

II suffered from the early part Of
December until nearly the beginning
of March with severe skin eruptions
on my face and scalp. At first l
treated it as a trivial matter. But
after having used CASTLE soap, medi-
Gated washrags. cold cream, vanish
ing cream, ETC., 1 found no relief what
ever. After that diagnosed my case
as eczema, because of its dry, scaly
appearance. The itching and burning
of my scalp became SO intense that l
thought l should go mad, having not
slept regularly for months past, only
at intervals, waking up now and then
because of the burning and itching of
my skin. Having read different tes-
timonials of cures by tho Cuticura
Remedies, l decided to purchase a box
of Cuticura Ointment and a cake of
Cuticura Soap. After using them for
change in my condition. l bought
about two boxes of Cuticura Ointment
and five cakes of Cuticura Soap in all,
and after a few days l was entirely
free from the itching and burning.
My eczema was entirely cured, all
due to using Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment daily. Hereafter l will never
be without a cake of Cuticura Soap on
my washstand. I highly recommend
the Cuticura Remedies to anyone sui.
fering from similar skin eruptions and
hope you will publish my letter so
that others may learn Of Cuticura
Remedies and be cured" (Signed)
David M. Shaw, care Paymaster, Pier
So, N. R., New York City, June 2, 1910.
Cuticura Remedies sold everywhere.
Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp,
Boston, for free book on skin and
scalp troubles.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
AUST FEMINIST THE HILL"
Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a
Desire to Seek the State Of
Matrimony.

The state of Matrimony is one of
the United States. 1t Is bounded by
kissing and hugging on one side and
cradles and babies on the other. Its
chief products are population, broom
sticks and staying out at night. 1t
was discovered by Adam and Eve
while trying to find a Northwest pas
sage out Of Paradise. The climate is
sultry until you pass the tropics Of
housekeeping, when squally weather
commonly sets in with such power as
70 Keep all hands as cool as cucum-
oers. For the principal roads leading
70 this interesting state, consult the
nrst pair of blue eyes you SEEK
change.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

long your life by healthy bowel action.
Clogged bowels invite disease. Women
about to pass the menstrual period cannot
do better than use Syrup Pepsin several
times a week until the system has set
tied to its future condition.
Among the strongest supporters of DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin are Mr.. w. G..
Zorn Of New Decatur, Ala, and Mr..
George s. Spaulding of the National Sol
diers' Home, Kansas. both elderly men.
The regular size bottles can be bought of
any druggist at fifty cents and one dol
lar. but a free sample bottle can be had
by sending your address to the doctor.
For the free sample address DR.. w. B.
Caldwell. POI Caldwell building. Monu-
cello. Ill
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD
PERSONS BOWEL TROUBLE

One of the most remarkable proofs of
the unusual laxative merit contained in
DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin is that it is
effective not only in people in the prime
of life. but at the extremes of ages. AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures of children. as from
men and women of sixty, seventy and
eighty years of age. 1t must be truly a
wonderful laxative.
In the cure of constipation and bowel
trouble in old people 1t has 10 equal. 1t
~corrects the constipation. dispels the head
ache. biliousness, gas. drowsiness after
eating. etc. People advancing in years
should see to 1t that their bowels move
freely. and II they do not to take DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. You can pro-
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
ouest. Address Professor Munyon, SD &
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
iu need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi-
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had a personal inter
view.
MUNYON'S Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They DO not scour. they do
not grippe, they 10 not weaken. but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
~corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 26 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have a clear
complexion or enjoy good health. If
! had my way I would prohibit the sale
Of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so p~aralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
!nvigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead Of impoverish
It; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing IS pills,
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory, ODD &
Jefferson Sts:. Philadelphia.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
No Excuse at All.

N. c. Goodwin, the comedian, was
c~ondemning a new comedy at a dinner
In New York.
ats climax" he said, is false and
unsatisfactory-as false and unsatis
factory as Rowndar's Reuse
ION Rowndar's return at a very late
hour, his wife said reproachfully:
You used to vow l was the sun
shine of your life, but now you stay
out night after night
"'Well. my love- said Rowndar. 7
don't ask for sunshine after dark"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
The Awakening.

First Tragedian-Ah! deah boy! The
chance of my life came last night.
Izzacstein offered me thirty ~shillings
a week to play Hamlet. The contract
vas drawn up, he lent me his foun-
tain pen to sign with, when
Second Tragedian-You woke up
First Tragedian-Damme. How did
you know?
Second Tragedian-By the salary,
my pippin. I've dreamed like that
myself-Punch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
Absent-Mjnded Suffraoette.

One of the Suffragettes-Ive lost
Inc best hatpin, Lizzie.
Another-Where did you leave it
asst?
The First-Oh, remember now! l
left 1t sticking in that policeman
London Opinion.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
"SPOHN'S."

This is the name of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves.
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers $50 and Sl.00 a bottle.
Agents wanted. send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Jonathan-Silas is dead. Went to
Their city ter git a tooth pulled and
Their dentist told him he'd better take
gas first.
Postmaster-Gave him an overdose,
eh?
Jonathan-No. After Their dentist
told him that he went badk ter his
boarding house an took Their gas him
self.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

The Eastern States Mission society
held its reunion Friday night, the al
fair being one Of the most successful
vet held. There was a short impromp-
IN program rendered, followed by
dancing and refreshments.
Incidental to the holding OF the
sighty-frst annual conference OF the
Church of Jesus Christ OF Latter-day
Saints, in Salt Lake, fourteen mission
ary reunions were held In various
parts of the city Saturday night. At
Zach of the reunions appropriate pro-
grams were given.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life Out-of-door sports on
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River. Academic Course Primary Class to
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms.
Hiss Bangs and Mss Within. RkeIdse Avenue. near ,3Jrt st. Vest I
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

You are not treating yourself or your
family fairly if you don't keep Hamlins
Wizard Oil in the house. It's the best
substitute for family doctor and a mighty
good friend in case of emergency.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
Feeble Guardianship.

Il WONDER" said the Sweet Young
ihlng, why a man is always SO
frightened when he proposes?"
That" said the Chronic Bachelor.
is his guardian angel trying to hold
MIN back."-Stray Stories.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Set yourself earnestly to see what
you were made to do, and then set
yourself earnestly to do it-Phillips
Brooks.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
GETTING the Worst of IL.

"Bliggins isn't very lucky in driving
bargains"
NO. He says he can't even change
his own mind without getting the
worst of the deal"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
His Hope.

i suppose" the beautiful girl said.
you write for the mere love OF
writing?"
Yes" the sad looking poet replied.
but | still hope to some day be able
10 write for at least fifteen cents a
line."-Judge.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
Not Responsible.

Teacher-You are late every morn
ing.
Pupil-Well, It isn't my fault that
you didn't build your blamed old
school house nearer my home.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify
the blood and cleanse the system.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

An institution must be propped VI
by precedent when it is no more UP
lifted by sap.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Full life exists in three dimensions,
art in two, and science in one; like a
solid, a superflcies, and a line.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Garfield Tea will win your approval. II
is pleasant to take, mild in action and very
health-giving. 1t overcomes constipation
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes
Prevents Infection-Murine Eye Salve
In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine
Ask Druggists for New Size Csc. VAL
liable Eye Book in Each Package
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

A woman who has a nose for news
usually has a chin for telling it.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Envy is Furnishing ourselves for be-
ing inferior to our %neighbor.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Take Garfield Tea to overcome constipa-
ton, cleanse system and maintain health.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

Away with these cemeteries of
stone; they are indecent; let me fade
into the anonymous grass!
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

in the treatment of womcns diseases than any Other phvHciani in his countrv.
His medicines are worldiamous fr their astonHbnse efficacy.
The host perfect remedy ever devised for weak and deli.
eatew women is Dr.. Pierce's Favorie Prescription.
IT MAKES WEAK WOMEN STRONG,
SICK WOMEN WELL.
The many Inc varied symptoms of womans peculiar ailments are fully ss
f@h in Flair English in thu People Medical Adviser Coos pase), . newly
revised and uptod date Edition. cloth-bound, will be emf m receipt of 81 ono
cent stamps to pay cst OF wrapping and mailing OJ. Address as sbove.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Base, the
Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes n
makes tight or new shoes fee easy. Gives rest and
comfort. Refuse substitutes. For FREH trial
package, address Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy. N Z
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

A pleasant smile and a sweet voice
are great helps on life's journey.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
Poor Weak Woman

aGonies which a strong man would give way under.
The fact is women are more patient than they ought
70 be under such troubles.
Every woman ought to know that she may obtain
the most experienced medical advice free Of charge
and in absolute confidence and privacy by writing to
the Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, r. v.
Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. DIR. Pierce
has been chief consulting physician of the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, N. Y, for
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15
Please Read These Two Letters.

The following letter from Mrs. Orville Rock will prove how unwise
may be avoided by taking Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
She was four weeks in the hospital and came home suffering
worse than before. Then after all that suffering Lydia E Pink
hams Vegetable Compound restored her health.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-04-15

AltHuF NlHtSi, SSNiCIoiy "hu
urer.
Joseph F. Smith, trustee-in-trust.
d. NJ. McAllister, clerk Of general
conference.
The reunion of members of the Sa-
moan Missionary society was marked
Saturday night by the attendance of
Joseph Dean, who is termed the
father of that mission, having RI
established it in 1883.
Old acquaintances were renewed by
the sons and daughters of Norway and
Sweden Thursday evening in Barratt
hall, the occasion being the reunion
of the Scandinavian Missionary so
ciety. The officers chosen for the
ensuing term by reclamation are:
President, c. M. Nielsen; vice presi-
dents, H. J. Christensen, Enoch Jor-
gensen, Ole ~Gulbrandsen, Joseph F.
Peterson; secretary. Christian Jo-
hansen; cashier, H. P. Nielsen.
For the purpose Of perfecting or
g~anization, surviving members of the
Utah volunteers of the civil war, I'M
der command of Lot Smith, met in
Salt Lake Saturday afternoon, but
after discussing the matter for an
hour, decided to take no definite action
for the present. There are only about
twenty members of the original com
pany surviving.
The semi-annual reunion of the
northern states mission, Friday even
ing, consisted of a musical and liter.
airy entertainment, followed by dane.
ing and refreshments.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-22

Mechanical Branch" of the Associs'
ton of Licensed Automobile Manu-
facturers, d body of which a leading
authority lately wrote:
Its work Is acknowledged today
wherever motor cars are made. The
manufacturer who commences work
today has the advantage of the titanic
efforts and the gold and blood that
were spent in perfecting the art to
Its present stage by the Mechanical
Branch"
Added to this the society II equip
ped with the working force Of body
nonpartisan In spirit. with the stimu-
lus of a membership increased near
ly four-fold in year (among the re-
cent applicants for membership was
Thomas A. Edison), and with the I'M
selfish driving enthusiasm of a per-
sonnet composed of the first qualified
authorities Of the day.
II will be readily seen from the
foregoing that the moter car, In the
past 10 years, has undergone a won
derful evolution and that there is
still room for Improvement. The ad-
vent Of the modern motor car markec
the beginning of the horseless age
and until the airship becomes prac-
teal, IL that time ever comes, the
automobile will stand as the greatest
achievement Of modern times.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-22

engine or a novel transmission made
up OF component parts which are
standard and well-tried out, than oGe
which is not only novel in design las
whole but one in which every
element Is novel and untried.
The s. A. Il. stands ready to assist
in manufacturing difficulties and
necessities in any OF the many com
petent engineering fields OF automo
bile production. AS an example, the
manufacturers of electric lighting sys
TENS for automobiles recently applied
to the society to take up the matter
OF standardizing certain features 81
those systems, with particular refer
ence to their attachment to automo
biles. This matter was promptly re-
ferred 10 the Miscellaneous Division
OF the 8. A. e. Standards Committee
for action.
President souther's Statement.
In discussing the whole subject
generally, Henry Souther, president
OF the society, recently said;
I'm taking up the work OF the 8
A. e. with those not closely associs.
ed with that body, II Is soon discov
cred that many have wrong idea OF
what form the Standardization will
take and what II will accomplish.
Many have an idea that the form
the design and the shape OF large por
lions OF the machine are TO be made
alike. Nothing could be farther from
the truth. Such a procedure would
throttle originality and hamper en-
cheering work. There is not the
slightest danger that this would ever
be accomplished. even II 1t were at
tempted.
What Is aimed at Is standardisa
ton OF detail, such as screws, lock
washers, spring parts, bearing parts
water connections, and many Other
small pieces too numerous to men
ton. II has been found that the mum
bers Of these parts continue to null
tiply because each craftsman exer
cises his ingenuity and his fancy. get
ting something out peculiar to his
own notion. There can be no pos
sible gain In originality in such de
tails as these, and II is this useless
multiplication of parts that must BE-
minimized.
1T will not be long now before the
beginning Of the Engineers Hand
book will be placed in the hands oil
the members. and this handbook vii
contain information which will be
useful In every drafting room. 1t will
quicken the work of the craftsman by
cutting out 80 much thought on use
less details. There Is nothing &C
give craftsman now that is of much
service"
The machinery at the command oil
the Society of Automobile Engineers
to carry forward its endless research
is probably not to be matched in any
engineering field. II will be remem
bered that the society recently took
the data and records Of the famous
The Detroit times., 1911-04-22

Nov. 81 TO Nov. 10. and there were 50
exhibits. In 1906. the Association OF
Licensed Automobile Manufacturers
entered the show field, and secured a
long lease OF the Madison-sq. garden.
forcing the A. G. A. to seek other
quarters for exhibition purposes. That
same year the American Motor Car
Manufacturers association took a
hand In the game. and held a most
successful exhibition In the Grand
Central palace. New York. In con-
junction with the Automobile Club or
America.
The cars shown In the early exhib-
It's were, for the most part, curious
monsters OF small utility" and al
most prohibitive price. whereas the
cars shown nowadays, represent "the
crystalized development of 10 years
In the history OF mechanical growth"
The primitive motor cars were weak.
ungainly, treacherous and mechanical
ly unreliable. whereas the modern car
has strength, reliability and certainty
combined with graceful lines.
Nearly Half Million Cars In Use.
To accurately estimate the number
OF automobiles OF all descriptions now
in use In the United States is a rather
difficult task. Based on the number
OF licenses issued by the various
states, the number, as nearly as II
can be figured, Is about 440,729. New
York leads with 57,779. New Jersey
is next with 34,078. Other states well
up toward the top are: Ohio, 32,46O;
Pennsylvania. 32,722; Illinois, 27,S7S;
Massachusetts,, $4,000: Michigan, 20.-
600; Missouri, 1860; Nebraska, 49,
019. and Kansas, 1890.
Scattered through the United States
are 378 automobile plants, as COM
pared with 234 year ago, and Mich
igan leads all the state with total Of
81 plants. Following are the figures
by states: