davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13
personal.
Hair Goods

Artistic Hair Goods
of first quality M}A
and superior ~
. r.s.,,,. ~.
6: c: !! 4 :: ::
70 SAG a and n S',a;. Gr Ss
ANY UNFORTUNATE GIRL in need Of
friendshtp, help and advice. write or
call on Mrs. A n Burr. Ass LAfay-
A PRIVATE home for ladies before
and during conhnsmsnt; o inunnas
, lea Forest-ave. east Ridge 22S4.
NoTIcE--If any poor girl L. In trouble.
needing advice, friendship or help
write or call on g. G. MARGARET
DUFFY. sss Forrest. west. SALVADOR
Army.
- - -
TO RENT--HoUsEs.
HANNAH RENTAL AGENCY
ONE McGRAW BLDG.
TO RENT ROOMS.
WANTED-Boarders for summer on
farm Large house, pleasant rooms.
plenty OF shade. outdoor comforts;
Inland: Ideal place Tor cnlidren.
ROSEMOND FARM Phone ss-L D.
Pennington. Mich.
A SUITE OF two furnished rooms. every
convenience. near Woodward, -FOUR
teenth Crosstown and brush car
lines Reasonable. ~. 2lSb.
FRANKLIN HOUSE. Larned and Bates
sts.; blocks from city hall Rooms
RooMs-Furniture for rooms complete.
81 week, Sumner Co. Mich. and sth.
- - - - = -.
STORAGE AND CArTAoE:-
hacking Main s9s. lS Gilman-st
RIVERSIDE sroRAoE q cARTAdes
Congress Mammoth movlng
vans Both phones-Main sos; CITY
RoEHL BRos.--Moving and Packing
Motor Vans We reach all supuroan
points Ridge s2s; CITY sis.
WE ONLY CHARGE forty. cents per
month for storing and insurins
stoves The VIM T. Dust Coz .epGns
for all stoves and Furnaces; 20"
comb-st. Main and City ILs.
]
wANTED-EARMs.
WANTED FARMS.
70 Won have ono YOU really want 10 sell
vye havr- cash customers ready 10 buy
and take possession now. We guar
! nhtse ssTrot'RNFELTZ- LovELEY CO
1918 Griswold-st. go
Main ago. CITY s''o'
wANTEp-NrscELtA
fIIGUEsT prices paid furniture, stoves
carpets. Lapham.232 Graf ChcrrE W..
I,oRsEs and cows removed promptly.
Millenbach Bros. Phone w iOs-sis,
LOST AND FOrND.
| fIOST--Goid match safe. initials II. w,
diamond horseshoe on reverse side
| suitable reward for return TO Homer
: warren p0st0ffiee
------------ -
COR sALE-vkcANT LOTS.
u:FT WIDE LOT % on p ss%in9a,; ,. %
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13
HE'LL wANrEp-MALE.

TO handle best automo-
bile accessory on market. sells to
owners. big profits. easy to demon
strate. sells at sight: good chance
for live ones. Call room 8, 81 Girls
void
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

GOOD, STRONG BOY with wheel to
deliver for meat market. 4s6 Green
wood
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

ys.FT. WIDE LOT on seminole. Be-
RON ist coneord-sva
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

BARBER wanted; s16 per week guar
anteed a good man. 863 Grand River.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

BOY WANTED with wheel.
Times Printing Co.. IS John
r. St.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

BARBER WANTED at once TO manage
ing; must be temperate, honest and
up-to- date; an Al job guaranteed;
SIC per week and better for right
man. JOS L. Bush Palace Barber
Shop. 1905 Ludington-st-, Escanaba,
Mich.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

MEN--we have good positions waiting
for you II you will learn the barber
trade now; hundreds Of graduates
few weeks completes, Write for
catalogue. Moler Barber college, Chi
cago, Ill
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

WANTED-Furniture trimmers.
Apply 9th floor Hudson Bldg.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

YOUNG BOY to tend office. 72o Penob-
scot bldg.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13
wANrED-coTTaGE.

COTTAGE WANTED
Between Tashmoo Bark and old Club.
during the month OF August. Box L..
No. ~. Detroit Times
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-06-13

HELP wANTED-FEMALE.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
.JAYHAWKER JOTS

It is claimed by the Osawatomie
Journal that the symptoms of love and
stomach ache are identical.
Someone has said, recalls verd Ma
pier, that the best way to dispense a
mob is to pass around the hat.
A blowout used to mean a good time,
says the Jewell County Republican,
but the motor car folks don't count it
so now.
The Hutchinson News has only met
one man who thinks there should be
an extra session of the legislature; and
he wants a clerkship.
Mack Gretchen thinks that if the
average preacher used Billy Sundays
language in his pulpit. he would be
churched within "a hours.
The way to make farming pay,
says the Eskridge Tribune-Star, is to
work at it intelligently and persistent
ly. as men do at other business.
One of the Jewell City merchants
advertises in the Jewell County Re
publican: you can hunt all over our
store without a license. No closed sea-
SON.
Excellent advice from Deacon Walk
er of the Osborne Farmer: Before
you begin to shoot off your mouth be
sure you are not standing under the
sign, Sour Grapes"
''Gasaway," the Gas Gulch CORES
pendent Of the Wilson County Citizen,
is OF the opinion that mo one is half
so good, half so bad. half SO poor, half
so rich as he is believed to be-"
AS the Gridley Light says: 1t is not
always good looks that count A man
may be as ugly as a mud fence and
yet have his pockets full of money and
his heart full of love.
Editor Huff. of the MorganviIle Tri-
bune, is asking the impossible. At
least try and be fair enough, he urges,
to give your opponent credit for having
just bit of gray matter in his noodle
The "daffydil" craze is getting such
a foothold, says the Osborne Farmer,
that it may yet be necessary to call a
special session of the legislature to
protect busy men who have to work
and can't afford to be pestered.
The Mankato Monitor says there is
no closed season for gossip and SLAM
der Maybe not, adds the Hoxie Sen
tinel, but there ought to be. That is,
there should be a six months closed
mouth season twice a year
In my 80 years and more of news
paper proprietorship. writes Tom E.
of the Howard Courant,
I've made some funny trades on sub
scription. Aside from the stove wood
and native coal we used to be so anx
ious to get, I've traded the paper for
fruit, poultry, garden product and
nuts. I once took two young mock |
ing birds on subscription, and they |
turned out to be catbirds. A man once |
tried to trade me a young coyote for a /
but I baked on that. |
Then he asked me as an accommoda- |
ton to kill the young beast. so I took |
my sun and accommodated him.
Trades of this kind are not so often |
offered as in former times, but last
week I took in a half bushel of peanuts
on subscription.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.

[F'rom the Philadelphia Record.1
It's a capital idea to have both the
capital and the idea.
Many man gets a crick in his elbow
from turning over new leaves.
When man is incensed is he justified
in exclaiming: Holy smoker"
Does the farmer require a book on
etiquette to study naughty culture?
The bigamist having two better halves,
there is naturally nothing left of him.
1t is perhaps possible to be a wide
awake citizen and still not be lacking In
repose-
Some men are too modest to claim that
even their faults are as large as other
peoples
1t isn't exactly a compliment to call a
woman a little goose. 1t might imply
that she is no chicken
Blobbs-" Guzzler has a habit of going
around talking under his breath Slobbs
-'I should think he would have to have
a pretty weak voice to do that"
I'VE shall all be made perfect in
heaven" remarked the good deacon.
Then I suppose even a one-legged man
will get there with both feet" suggested
the backslider.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07

but while he was yet yards away a
stick broke under his knee and she
sprang up to take in the situation and
scream out and then fall in a faint.
When she recovered consciousness Mr..
vernon was bending over her and
SprlnkIing water in her face
was passing in my auto and heard
your scream" he simply explained.
said.
Yes. and he's here yet"
And saw a knife in his mouth as
he came creeping toward me-
Il have the knife"
ana, mercy on me. you are bleed
Yes, he cut me when closed in on
him: If you will get up will help YOU
to the auto and take you home. i've
got the FELLOW securely bound and he
won't get away while am gone. He's
lock at"
1t was only a few rods to the high
way and the auto, and no more words
were spoken until the house was
reached Then the woman said:
Cyde, you must come in and have
that wound dressed"
He went in, and with her soft fingers
she bandaged it, rejoicing that 1t was
only lively scratch. When the dress
ing was over she looked him souarely
in the eyes and asked:
Olyue ulu you mt that man with a
club ?"
mo. ma'am." he answered in
defiant way.
Then with WHAT"
with my fist"
"And where? ?"
ION the point of the jaw. just where
1 knocked out Billy the Terrible"
She turned and looked out of the
window for a minute, and then turned
back to say:
IN glad you did You go out on
the veranda and smoke, and I'll tell
the constable over the telephone to
come and get the fellow. Yes. it's
awfully nice to be able to hit a man on
the point of the jaw 1 almost wish
could have seen you do it!''-(Copy-
right, 1911, by Associated Literary
Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
GLOBE SIGHTS
BY THE ATCHIsON GLOBE.

Has any woman got feet so small she
doesn't pinch them?
Transportation rates are always lower
on the water wagon
Probably a hunter enjoys more discom-
forts than anyone else.
An ex-convict is apt to kick too much
about his lack of popularity.
A doctor doesn't need to tell man he
smokes too much; he knows it.
If a 1oafer worries, it probably is for
fear that he may have to go to work.
Plenty of good-loolzing girls are needed
to make a hayrack a pleasure vehicle
1t is our notion that the stage tramp is
inclined to tear his clothes too much.
Every man has his good points, the
Tight Wad doesn't encourage the treating
habit
Never follow a man to jaw with him,
and don't jaw with woman at all; it's
no use
No man should value education enough
to mortgage his home to get one for his
boy.
There are still few people who need to
equip their soup spoons with Maxim
silencers-
Neither can you get a line on a mans
Scripture
Doubtless every girl in the chorus feels
that only lack of opportunity prevents her
being a star.
What color is the well known hue
that is raised in the same sentence as the
cry that goes with It?
A woman who makes her own mince
meat has a full grown contempt of the
factory article
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
EVENING CHIT
By RUTH CAMERON.

The little mother had been searching
diligently for a pair OF gloves. which had
cleverly secreted themselves In some out
She did not find them. but did bring
forth my riding crop which had also been
among the missing for some months .
We'll, that's the way II always is.
she said as she restored the crop TO It's
proper place When look Tor one thing
find another"
You've had that experience yourself,
haven't you, my friend2 Perhaps YOU
dropped a collar button under the chino
nier, and had your rage at the mishap
assuaged. when in the course OF your
groveling. you found that little silver pin
you thought you had lost for keeps
Perhaps you were hunting through your
desk for a receipted bill, when you Stun
bled upon that little snapshot Of the baby
which you had searched for so many
times in vain.
And. of course. as you brought your
treasure triumphantiy forth to be con-
old bromide-"Wheneve look for one
thing. I find another"
Now did it ever occur 70 you that II >
just the same about bigger things-about
mental and moral qualities-that is when
you are looking very hard Tor one things
you often find another
You don't see just what meanE don't
blame you. Let me make II clearer by
Illustration.
Suppose you make up your mind that
you are going to try with all your might
to be popular. AS like as not the very
intensity of your desire illustrates YOU
so that you do not win popularity AND
then, suppose you have change OF heart
and decide that II is more desirable TO
be lovable than to be loved. and start out
to seek unselfishness. And 10, by and by
when you have quite forgotten about pop
ularity, it is yours. In looking for one
thing you have found another.
Suppose again. your one ambition is to
earn a great deal OF money. Money Is the
greatest thing In life and you are going 70
have it willy nilly. And then you find
that money is very hard to get and that
it is unlikely you win ever be a mill
HOnaire anyway and you make up your
mind to be content with doing just the
5est kind of work you know how. Who
knows but that by and by you viii find
that the financial success is coming to
you by-product of the greater gain.
In looking for one thing, you have found
another.
DO you remember how Loweus Sir
Launfall went searching all over the
world for the Holy Grail and quite in
vain2 1t was only when he gave up the
search. and bent his energies towards
Look for one thing. and you find an
other.
Look for the big things that count. and
the lesser blessings shall be added unto
thee"
Seek to be lovable and you VIII prob
ably be loved.
Seek to be healthy. and you will prob
ably gain at least certain measure OF
beauty
Seek to learn for your own satisfactory
and you will soon find yourself admin ed
for your culture
Again and again this rule works itself
out.
You don't believe it?
Then try 1t and see.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

IRON the Chicago News.
There's one good thing about politics
you can get out.
Many day dreamer has attracted at
tention-by snoring.
It takes the stock brokers to transform
water into real money.
When the wolf is at mans door he
has no need of a burglar alarm.
There is nothing more convenient than
occasional absent mindedness.
Courtship is aspa rlzing device that is
out of place on gasoline engine.
Beware of the knocker and his hammer;
you may be wanted to pose as an anvil.
After a man has been married a few
years he gets used to posing as a door
mat.
1t must keep his Satanic majesty busy
if he finds work for all the idle hands to
do.
By saying something interesting,
Alonzo, you may possibly interest people
in what you say.
A woman doesn't admire her photo
graph unless it flatters her-or a man,
either, for that matter.
Don't cry over past opportunities; the
tears may prevent you from seeing others
that are coming
1t takes bride with a vivid magma
ton to go on believing it is still the
honeymoon when she is busy at the wash
II
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07

CT cases where detectives have actually
played into the hands of thieves. As
a rule you will find that detectives are
the biggest lot of Matchmaking men in
the world.
Thousands of crooks clothe them
selves as detectives. I believe in turn
ing the light of publicity on every
crook. You will seldom remember
how the small men are sent to the
penitentiary, but you will remember
how the big men got there and gener-
ally how long they will stay there. 1t
is these impressions that count and
make the people think.
1.-The detective does not apply the
third degree to his methods of getting
a confession; that is, I have never ap-
piled this scheme. We follow a trend
OF mind, and would rather deal with
a smart crook than with one who has
not mental development. The edu-
Gated crook will follow your line of
reasoning, but the degenerate will
lie.'-New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
SUPPOSTTONS.

Did ever a flower I'd like to know.
Decide it was hardly worth while to
grow?
Did ever fern, with its fronds out
spread,
Bemoan they were not lily bells instead?
Did e'er a forget-me-not tire of blue,
And long for a gown of another hue?
Or catl1in aspire to perfume rare?
Or humble moss to be blossom fair?
Did e'er leaf of grass to its kindred sod
Harangue against being so long down
Or seedpod that fell on a rocky waste
Bemoan that it's efforts were thus mis-
placed?
Or. is it that, lacking Gods discomfort,
The fern never questions what chance
has sent?
That moss will be moss to eternity?
Forget-me-not-how your wee heart glows
You, too, mourn friend 'mongst the
Eva Dean, in the New York Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
DAFFYDHS
BY u NOALL.

If Wichita made war on Emporia
would Henry Allen treat William Al
len White?
(To keep on insurging, or not to in
surge? AyeI There's the rub.)
Can you open a hen house with a
turkey?
(Don't be shocked, Marguerite.
Fowl language is perfectly proper in
Topeka this week-)
If a man Tilted his sweetheart what
would his fiancee?
CTo armsl TO armsIl Your fairy
queen is in danger \
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
I'D YER TLSXNc TALKS

I was talking some time ago with a
manufacturer of trademarked product
who spends $4,000 year in general pub
licity.
It developed during the conversation
that the clothes bearing his trademark
are not always sold under his name
that about one-third of his business is
done with firms who willing to buy
his clothes, but who insist that their own
names be placed on the garments.
I asked him why he advertising his
special brand of clothes if the people did
not know they were buying them
I pointed out to him the tremendous
gested centers of population where the
general media have the largest circula-
ton. he was not reaching any people
whatever through his advertising, be-
cause no dealer in the larger cities was
selling his clothes under his name.
I also pointed out to him how much
more profitable it would be to take up
spots throughout the country and secure
dealers in those spots who would sell his
clothes over the trademarked name. pro-
vided he helped to create a demand for
his goods in those spots by advertising in
the local newspapers
If there is any value in attaching ones
name to a p-oduct-and there is If it is
a good produet-then the manufacturer, If
he wants to get any return from his ad-
vertising should insist that the dealer
sell his line to the people under his trade
marked name.
There is a thought here for you, Mr..
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. for you to
reach the people under your own name
if you want the fullest returns from your
advertising expenditure-then daily news
paper advertising is the logical solution
of the matter
There is no waste in newspaper adver-
Using. manufacturer need only ad-
vertise in communities where dealers sell
his product; then as he can afford it. he
can go into other communities and build
up a demand for his product
Think it over, Messrs. Manufacturers!
(To be continued.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
HUMOR or TIE DAY

AIarks-Owens isn't bad sort. believe
he'd let you have his last dollar without
a thought Of repayment. Parks-Can't
say as to that; but / know that's about
his mental attitude when he borrows
yours.-Boston Transcript.
''She insisted on having a woman law
yer secure her divorce" why was she so
PARTICULAR" "She didn't want to 20 con-
trary to that portion of the marriage GER
emony that reads, Let no man put asun-
der Judge.
Philanthropist-Er-I sent a poor, starry
morning tell you to give a meal
What's the bill2 ng-Eighteenpence.
Iohflanthropist-Wh are the iternsg
Bung-Four beers and two cigars.-Syd-
ney Bulletin
Careful investments, 1 suppose" NO
Careless investors. Life.
Il shall never shake hands with Dos
terity," sighed the poet. ''Nonsensss %
said the comforting critic. 1T win give
you the shake all right. "-Atlanta con-
stitution-
when I was a young man." said Mr..
Cumrox, II thought nothing OF working
twelve or fourteen hours day" Faith
err" replied the young man with sporty
clothes. Il wish you wouldn't mention IN
Those nonunion sentiments are liable ~
make you Washington Star.
she-Yes I like Ted. he is so e,tr.,.
giant He-That is hardly the best o,5eii
ty for husband, is it2 Sheer sso1,-..
not; I am not going to marry hIm-Roston
Herald
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
Burns on Detectives.

1t took William J. Burns, the detec-
tive. over an hour to tell the Politics
club of Columbia university about his
part in the running down Of the graft
ers in San Francisco and in the Call
fornia land frauds and to discuss two
or three technical points in the trial
of the McNamaras in Los Angeles.
Mr.. Burns said little about the Nc
Namara trial, but remarked that car
load of printed evidence would be
shipped from Indiana in time for the
opening day.
How about the planting of the
bombs - some one in the audience
asked.
"Of course ]. ]. Mcnamara said
that I hid the bombs, replied Mr..
Burns, but let me tell you that if I
Gid hide the bombs ]. J. Mcnamara
conspired with me, and doing that he
is just as big criminal as I.
Samuel Gompers doesn't tell the
TRUTH remarked the detective rather
sarcastically. He says that organ
lied labor without violence is a joke
Many of the politicians have taken
his word and violence has resulted,
also a break in the labor organization.
Z am considered a sot, and those
men in Los Angeles will tell you that
I am the biggest CRATER in the coun-
try: thar 1 am running a crooked bust
ness; that in running down bomb
throwers and dynamiters / place the
powder of the Internal machines in
their pockets. Let me say again that
I have never resorted to a double-cross
method in my work"
In his lecture the detective stated
that the very best citizens in the com
rnunity were responsible for the graft
He said that the charge of failure
made against municipal government in
the United States was entirely wrong
ITS not the form of government
that has failed" Mr.. Burns continued,
but it is the so-called citizen who
takes no interest in what is going en-
IN his own community
When Mr.. Burns had convinced the
audience that reform of municipal
government lay in the hands of the
voters, he touched upon the personal
side OF his work as detective. He re-
marked that he had never been a re-
specter of persons when running a
crook to the wall. 1t was his inten
ton to put the big men behind the
bars in the late cases of International
reputation that he has been engaged
in. and not to arrest the little fell
lows" who were mere puppets in the
power of the big political boss
1.-THE word of a detective is never
TAKEN" he affirmed. You VIII hear
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
Lloyd Griscom. another

Lloyd Griscom. another personal
friend of Mr. Roosevelt, is emphatic
that the colonel will not be a candi-
date for the next Republican presi-
Dental nomination. Mr.. Griscom adds
that Colonel Roosevelt's friends have
no doubt where he stands. AS a mat
ter of fact the only people who have
a bunch that the colonel will get in
the presidential race next year are
Norman E. Mack and other prominent
Democrats, who are naturally DESTROYS
of causing as much dissension as pos
sible in the Republican ranks.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07

It was scarcely necessary for Judge
Bordwen, who presided over the Nc
Namara case, issuing a statement to
brand as wholly false and untrue the
claims of one l. Steffens, that he
brought about the unexpected termin-
alton of the trial. The only remark
able thing is that Steffens was able to
h3odwink several of the intelligent
newspapers of the country into print
ing the story from his pen in which he
so ,nodestIy assumed all the credit for
getting the McNamaras to plead guilty
A moving picture of Steffens' smiles of
satisfaction as he was writing this
story and his proud strut after he had
finished the job would have been worth
going miles to see.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-12-07
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Many really clever men never at
tempt to show off.
X
AS the crow flies is generally the
most difficult way for a man to go.
X y =
Usually man extends a favor with
the idea of getting two or three in re-
turn.
x X
An occasional woman considers her
self happily married if she has a little
dog to occupy her attention.