The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-10-06
Splendid LOT OF
BUSINESS men
spLENDID LOT OF BUSI-
NESS ON ONE SIDE OF
KIMBALL AVENUE, CITY,


70 reduce the proposition to about
4. consistency of a jewel, which is
.hout the acme, we would say that
caldwell isn't so worse. It isn't half
|. had as it has been nor half as bad
!, il might be, and probably it is not
Is had as it will be, to speak the aw-
l hi truth as Tom Waldrip used to say,
nd perhaps still says. The town of
Caldwell is still doing things in the
rood old way.
The Tribune says a great many
hbiugs it don't believe. We say these
hbings for our own satisfaction. A
cheering lie does us lot of good. We
have lied about, for and in behalf of
hbout every person in town, and many
hines we're not thanked for our trou-
be That makes no difference to us.
IA lie is a lie and we enjoy it. "All
men are liars" Solomon is reported
y have said. We are no exception
Get hep to wisdom. When you want
10 call man a liar make the state
nent general 1t saves trouble and
rsuses no offence.
The preliminaries having been ar
Hanged, and you being informed of
bur general prediction, may bet as
gou please and you will lose in either
went. Insouciantly we will proceed
Caldwell has all the elements Of
greatness about her. She has the soil,
he climate and the people. What
more could be asked? 1t is the peo-
ple that appeals to us. 1t is the peo-
lie who do things. ..
Some weeks ago in making a peri
grination of the business houses of
Caldwell, we stopped at the doors Of
iyen's Department Store, because we
eaEzed that we were up against a
zig proposition and needed time for
neditation Our meditations have re-
ulted IN the firm conviction that Mr.
Aven is about the largest thing in a
nercantile line in Canyon county. Not
fontent with running the biggest de-
partment store in the county metrop-
phS he spilled over into Notus and
e and Curry Lesser run some store
here, In the Caldwell store will be
ound nineteen departments more or
ess We never were much of a hand
figures We deal mostly in esti-
nates, calculations with a bias toward
enerallties. We are certain there will
e found there a gentlemen's furnish
ng department; a ladies' furnishing
apartment; a shoe department.; dry
pods department.; a rug and carpet
apartment; millinery department;
nd, now we are called off because the
notpye operator has run out of IS
and is. And you can just as well
'ut in the others yourself. In add.
on to his numerous departments
wen is possessed of energy, enter
use and good looks. He is a pro
noitonlst by profession, a teetotalei
~ practise, a Methodist in religion
nd Democrat in politics. Now thai
what we call some combination Of
circumstances. He lives on the Bou
eVard and does business next to 10,
williamson Now Mr.. Williamson
pretty fair specimen of manly
Peauty. He never uses capital let
. In his advertisement, nor adorn,
mem with Aounce. His main line il
noes aud we believe that he has NOR,
20 better shoes than any man in Can
on county That is a broad state
Hent but It is made to cover a broaS
Hu substantial man. Anything les
Foald tail Of justice to Mr.. William
on' Next door to Williamson Is DIR
yer who heals the sick and perhaps
''Ses the dead, We vouch for the sic
Ia'' OF II but leave the second to yo,
'pFeludlc'd by our opinion. Follow
y aown the same line is HarthonR
&c pumhcr Harthrong is said to b
'uonE plumber and we reeommen,
@ 10 your good respect and, kin,
Onsideration.
NOW take a breath. The write
II" new paragraph every sii
4sSs whether one is needed or moi
'eheveS the eye and detracts tn
,sn"on The necessity for close
%on,ous reason is thus done ava
W. The advantage is obvious, !
.vs Us a chance to ring in the cald
~ PANT & Wall Paper Co, owne
controlled by two Kingsbury,
'',e are two other Kingsburys. mig
against ?. T. Smiths real estat
wv MIR, Smith dweiia ,.,.th A. t.