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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-24
Priests of Portugal
Reported Penniless

BANDAJOs, Portugal. Sept. 24-Out
81 5000 priests in this country, 1000
have accepted stipends from the state
The remaining 5000 are penniless and
IN precarious circumstances.
Assistance has been asked through
the patriarch Of Lisbon. The Pope has
agreed to contribute $4,000.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
THE HAIR WILL SUFFER
vnI.s. IN. Right Remedy '.'o..d.

Eczema OF the scalp II one of the
most annoying forms OF this wide
spread disease. The sure cure for II
Is Resinoi ointment A child whose
head was 10 encrusted that the hair
was almost obliterated was practical.
ly cured in eight days. The scalp was
washed with Resinol soap and then
Resinol ointment was applied. Resi-.
mol stops itching instantly. II cures
eczema on any surface Of the body
Every form of eruptive skin disease
yields to Resinol ointment. It cures
ringworm. BARRIERS itch. psoriasis.
letter, herpes. erythema, scald head
and other Irritating and eruptive skin
diseases. Az q dressing for burns
and scalds Resinol IL unequaIled. A
Resinol soap shampoo win stop dan.
druff and used with Resinol ointment
always facilitates the cure. Resinoll
ointment is put up in opal jars in two
sizes. fifty cents and q dollar. At all
druggists. Resinol Chemical Co..
Baltimore. Nd
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
THE ALARMING PREVALENCE
OF ECZEMA
Finds Victims Among Every Race,
Age and Condition.

OF all the diseases of the skin and
scalp which torture and disfgure man
kind, three-fourths are eczematous.
Millions are born with eczema, and II
Is the only thing other millions have
left when they die. Neglect in infancy
and childhood, irritating conditions az
fecting the skin, ignorance Of its real
nature. improper remedies and many
other causes that might be mentioned
have created an eczema which, with
varying severity, has afiicted count
less numbers during their entire lives.
Eczema Is q skin disease. II Is not re-
garded as hereditary. nor contagious,
and is impartally distributed among
the rich and poor. the high and low.
The agoniring itching and burning OF
the skin. causing loss OF sleep. is usual
ly the most distressing symptom and is
caused by the bursting Of little vesicles
filled with an acrid fluid, which burns
as with fire the denuded skin. New
vesicles form. all and burst, scales
form upon scales, and crusts upon
crusts until Disagreement is added 10
torture.
One OF the most successful treat
ments for eczema. whether applied TO
the youngest infant or the Oldest per
son, is hot baths with Cuticura Soap
and gentle anointings Of Cuticura oint-
ment. For more than q generation,
these pure, sweet and gentle emolli-
ents have proved the most efficient
agents In the speedy and permanent
relief OF all forms of eczemas. rashes,
itchings and irritations Of the skin and
scalp. Although Cuticura soap and
ointment are sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere, In order that
those WHO have suffered long and
hopelesslyl and who have lost faith in
everything may make trial Of them
without charge, a liberal sample OF
each will be mailed free to any ad-
dress. together with q 32-page pamph-
let, giving description and treatment
OF the various forms OF eczema, as
well as other affections Of the skin,
scalp, hair and hands-send to "Cuu-
cura," Dept w. Boston
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

ths track ever after. 30 ! dstsrminsd
for nv own amusement to Try my
luck. II unlucky ! intended 10 ~!
nothing about It, II fortunate intenc
ed TO hand the winnings over 70 you
as a. token Of my esteem"
Uncle Peter! why. that 10. whas
-" was away over In the as
lance. -,
Yesterday" he went on calmly. i
met with an accident First met
Mr.. Lawrence and then ! mot with
the accident. Thanks TO you TWO
young men that accident did not
prove fatal. Therefore. ! shall divide
my winnings between YOU
What nonsense. Uncle Peter! ]
spluttered.
Impossible. sir" Bunch put In.
1T is not nonsense and II is not I'm.
possible" Uncle Peter answered. I'm
rich and don't need the money. You
are both young and can use It. II you
don't take It / shall probably fritter
Il all away at the track. and, no
doubt, meet my friend, Mr.. Lawrence
again" be added sadly.
In that case we'll take It," spoke
up quickly.
Then I'm through forever with
race tracks, and Mr.. Lawrence!" the
old gentleman said. In all. including
the $4,000 ! won yesterday. ] am
ahead about $4,000. You shall both
have a check for $4,000 as soon as ]
get up, which VIII be right away"
Then he shook hands with both Of
US and said we were the real goods.
Say. we were a couple Of dazed
boys when we backed out OF that
room
rs it anything serious?" Clara J.
asked as l came down the stairs.
NO, Peaches" said, Uncle Peter
had an attack Of good-heartedness and
he's all right"
HE certainly is all right Bunch
added.
He always was all right" Clara J.
chirped, and every man present
yelled, Who's all right?"
Echo answered Uncle Peters al
right. all right"
Copyright by G. W. Dillingham; Coz
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
An Army Of Cooks.

Compulsory military service for
men, urges a German female advo-
cate OF women's rights, should be OF.
set by compulsory domestic service
for women. On the theory that life
in barracks and drill in the manual
OF arms have benefited German man.
hood. she asks, why will not life in
the kitchen and exercise In the use
Of pots and pans similarly raise Ger.
man womanhood?
II Germany ever organizes a stand.
ing army OF cooks II may force all
Europe TO follow its lead Culinary
CONSUMPTION is severe measure, but
when enforced in Germany other ma
tons might be expected to adopt IL.
There would be more reason In doing
so than in following Germany's lead In
militarism. There is more real need
Of cooks the world over than OF SOL
diers. II is possible TO get along
without fighting but not without eat
ing
The only question is whether the
imperial army Of cooks could be re-
duced to the same machine-like dis
cipline and precision OF habits as the
Kaiser's army. Would they submit to
orders with the same blind obedi-
ence? Would they tolerate being uni.
formed all alike, and in matters Of
personal adornment submit to author
fly with the same meekness as the re-
cruits reports for duty when the time
arrives for military services?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

recovering In sections.
IF ever anything like this happens
TO me again give you full permission
TO rake up this horrible past" he
said with another groan.
But we both knew that last nights
trip to Foolishville would be his last.
Let me tell you something. boys"
he went on. Say. what did i do to
my voice last night? II feels as
though ! had scraped it with can
opener"
We refrained from telling him that
his poor voice had been up in q tree
all night, but the temptation was
great
John" he continued. after Peach
60 won that big race some time ago
! became quite interested in horses. :"
] looked at Bunch, but he gave me
the CLASSY stand-back.
Interested for a purpose" Uncle
Peter went on Not the purpose,
however. that the good souls down
stairs have been led to believe. Oh!
my head. ] have been very fortunate
at the track, Johni"
Again looked at Bunch, but
couldn't flag him.
Very fortunate. indeed" continued
the old fellow. "A man named Sulli-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
PennsyIvanla Justie.

Mrs. Sophie Schia OF Philadelnh,,
stole a pint OF milk and loaf q,
bread from a doorstep to feed her
starving son. Her husband died r.
Gently. and she could not get WORK
The magistrate sent her to the house
OF correction for three months. Soma
OF the thieves who stole Se.ooo 0oo
In building the Pennsylvania state can.
itol are still free. All but one of the
Pittsburg councilmen guilty of flchin.
hundreds Of thousands Of dollar
through bribery and graft escaned
tan sentences. The last gubernatorial
election In Psnnsyivania was stolen. !,
the Philadelphia tesdsrioin. And No
body has paid the penalty. A noun ~
Philadelphia's leading citizens recent.
" ban0ueted and eulogized the mayor
At the very moment when cour,rson:
Philadelphia newspapers were erpo..
ing unspeakably rotten conditions (,
the city government weIl--the helr.
isss mother q the starving bow TO-
70 The vorkhcuss just Tie sams--Bs~
ten Traveller.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
Questionable Praise.

Mrs. Hamilton Paine-Duchess de
ulPraslin-gives, by her misaa.
venture with the bogus Count d'Aulby,
another proof OF the inability Of Amer.
leans to grapple with European life"
The speaker. Count Jacques de la
Tour Blanche, while in New York.
was praising the honesty OF Ameri.
cans.
You are, for all the tales about
your political and corporate corrup-
ton. he said, the most honest and
the most honorable people in the
world. 1t is to your credit not 10
your discredit, that adventures so
often dupe you In Europe. II isn't
because your minds are stupid that
you are duped. II is because YOUR
minds are noble-too noble to believe
such mean, small creatures as Euro
pean adventures can exist.
That was typical adventurer. .
Count Jacques de la Tour Blanche
concluded, who. meeting an Ameri.
can millionairess In Paris. coneratu.
lated her on her good fortune in max.
ing his acquaintance.
You know he said, 4 always nick
my friends
But this lady. who was up to snufr.
retorted:
"'As you would chicken. Ell mar
quis.'"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
John Henry's
PIE
By GEORGE v. HOBART
PIE.

Bunch and ] had vouched q bank
roll Of $40 900 IN our endeavor TO keep
Uncle Peter on the rocks at the race
had staked Key Schwartz to play
bookmaker. and Bunch and ] in dis
guise had led Uncle Peter up TO him.
given the old boy what we had
thought was q bum tip-and the horse
had won, netting Uncle Peter all our
ready cash,
Uncle Peter had celebrated with
Dixie Lawrence, and we had braced
them up and tried TO keep II from the
family.
Bunch had further complicated mat
tiers by sending messages TO explain
Uncle Peters supposed absence from
home, not knowing that had him I'M
der my wing. but had squared mat
ters. m
Next morning bright and early
was on wing. and long before the
others were stirring j had Dixie bro
mided into an imitation Of intelh-
gence, and he was on his way back
to the bouleva-ds.
Uncle Peter didn't answer roll can
at breakfast Aunt Martha said he
wasn't feeling well. He had neural
gia. she thought, for the pain was all
In his head. but, she added. "he is SO
hoarse he cannot give his symptoms
In detail"
Poor Uncle Peter. Life felt like
hard boiled egg for him on the morn
ing after.
It's no easy Job for an old-timer to
get on the bench. fill his system with
gasoline and play an automobile all
the evening, and then rush down to
bis mufhns IN the morning.
Shortly after breakfast Bunch put
in an appearance, exceedingly dis
tressed because his telegraphic and
telephone enthusiasm had put Uncle
Peter on the bimbambum the night
before.
rs II all on. and are they on,"
he whispered.
mo, Bunch" ] said; hes safe. but
by a small majority" Then ] told
him how squared II, and Bunch haw-
hawed all over the shop
Il take on my happy hat to you.
john" he chortled; you are surely
the swift lad with the think thing"
1T was a lucky whirl for US last
night that we didn't have a wireless
station in the house." ] added. What
you would have done TO Uncle Peter
with the Marconi gag would be scan
dalous."
But never a word about the fatal
wedding Of the money and the skate
not a word.
We were both trying to play the
dead game sport, so the voice OF the
clam for ours.
We both realized that II was too
late now TO make three-sheet squeal.
anyway.
The only thing TO do was to wear
the high collars and rnask-in the
bruises on the neck.
Just then Clara J. came TO the door
and called me. John" said she. I'm
Gle Peter would like TO see you and
Mr.. Jefferson IN his room"
He wants US to take the oath OF
allegiance" j whispered to Bunch, and
q moment later we were alone with
the amateur bun-pilot.
Uncle Peter was propped up in bed
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

But Dixie Lawrence" he queried.
He WIS with me, and OH what a ca
pacity that man hast" Then he
groaned and began to taste scrap-iron
in his mouth.
j recounted the events of the morn
ing and explained that by this time
Dixie was paying party call in some
New York buffet. whereupon Uncle
Peter yanked another foot out Of the
grave and began to sit up and notice
the pictures on the wall.
Boys" said the old fellow. Il want
Won TO promise me that after this In
terview the terrible scenes of last
night win never, never be recalled,
will yon promise me?"
We both did so. without reserva-
ton. and on came yard of bandage
over his sky parlor, Uncle Peter was
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

van whom I met some time ago tried
to bunco me out Of small amount.
but by treating him kindly he after
wards repaid me by giving me some
valuable tips. notably one yesterday,
when I won nine thousand doilars,-
Bunch began to choke and got up
rapidly 70 look out the window and
see IL anybody had moved the railroad
I'm the last ten minutes-
John. come here.- cried Uncle
Peter. -and listen to me. I've been
Going MI this for you!"
Tor met" ! g1sped IN amaxement.
while Bunch almost fen on his chair.
Tes:- saS1 TIE exjag carpenter.
-,fer you- I admired your pluck n
not betting On your Own horss ON that
particular nccaalon. ana 4 admired
your Vim povsr II staying avsy fr-u
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

and his face was set to represent the
battle Of Shiloh
He had bandages all over his upper
floor. and two ice-bags held down his
wrists.
He was glad TO zee us and ne said
50 with some Of his voice. He had
spent the rest o. II singing. Has Any
body Here Seen Kellyf-
Boys" whispered the old chap on
the side track. they don't know any
thing. DO theyf" and with this he
pointed down stairs with one Of the
ice-bags.
Know anything echoed; well.
I should answer nay. You can bet
they don't know anything and never
Will
Both wrists got well It once and
ne ice-hsgs fell 70 the nooT.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
Sporting

Packey Mcfarland, the Chicago
boxer, had the better Of his ten-round
bout with "Harlem" Tommy Murphy
before the Paramount Athletic club at
New York city. II was case OF speed
and cleverness against a man Of the
more rugged type and the former
proved the superior in a short bout.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
Personal

Edward A. Moseley. secretary Of
the interstate commerce commission
and originator Of much labor legisla-
ton. died in Washington after a long
Illness He Was sixty-fve years old
Senator Hitchcock Of Nebraska, who
was stricken with vertigo at the pen
sion ONCE and was taken TO q hos
pital. has sufficiently recovered TO re-
turn TO his hotel in Washington.
With various rumors floating into
Washington NJ he imminence OF an
other conflict at Aqua Pr1eta. Mexico.
President Taft ordered the entire reg
imenf of the Sixth cavalry from Des
Moines. Ia. to reinforce the posts
there. This VIII add 500 men to the
guard in Arizona
d. r. Bush. president Of the West
ern Maryland Railway company for
several years. was elected president Of
the Missouri Pacific Railway com
pany nj q meeting Of the board OF a.
rectors IN New YORK city.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
Foreign

The Portuguese mail steamer Lusi-
tania went on Bellows rock. two miles
southwest Of the Cape OF Good Hope.
Her passengers and crew were taken
of by the British warship Forte and
q government tug. Eight persons
were drowned during the transfer OF
the 500 people on board.
The Portuguese cabinet has con-
cluded the finishing touches on the
decree of separation Of church and
state. The state comedies entire lib
erty Of all creeds. the Catholic creed
ceasing 10 be the state religion from
the date OF the PRONUNCIATION. Hence
forth. all churches will be maintained
by the faithful
Many priceless works OF art, in
GLIDING paintings and gobelins, were
destroyed when the city hall AT
schaerbeck. a suburb of Brussels, Bel
GUM, was destroyed by fire. Two FIRE
men were killed.
A strike Of Porto Rican cigarma-
kers at San Juan, in which two have
been assassinated and many arrested,
threatens TO cut this country's supply,
according 10 New York importers.
Harry Gordon Selfridge, the London
merchant. formerly Of Chicago, his
mother. his wife and one Of his daugh-
tiers were painfully injured in an auto
mobile accident near Ambleside, West
moreland county. England.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
Domestic


Mich, which has been hanging fire
for several weeks. was officially de-
clared on. Between 6,00o and 1000
union men In nearly sixty furniture
factories. including woodworking
shops. packed up their tools ard
walked out.
That the agreement entered into
by &c manufacturers Of sanitary
enameled ware. charged by the gov
eminent with violating the Sherman
antitrust act. was advantageous TO
jobbers and consumers was testified
TO by prominent manufacturers from
various parts Of the country al the
bathtub trust bearing.
The federal grandjury which is inves-
tigating the death Of 81 children on the
steamer Oteric al Honolulu visited the
steamer and made an examination Of
the vessel. Children died Of measles
and other diseases.
Riotous scenes marked the filibuster
n the Minnesota house Of representa-
tiyes when ID. p. O'Neill of Thief River
Falls made an assault on Thomas
Frankson. shaking the representative
by the throat and bending him back
over desk until other members inter
fered.
j. o. Dalzeil, general agent of the
Northern Pacific railroad at Spokane.
Wash, and his wife were asphyxiated
accidentally by Illuminating gas IN
their home.
Seven American citizens were
wounded in Douglas. ARK, by Mexi-
can bullets during an all-day battle be
tween federal troops and rebels around
Aqua Prieta. Mex. in which ESQ fed
erals were killed and many wounded.
The rebels had 30 killed and SO wound.
ed The insurrectos were victorious.
The grand jury formally charged
last January TO investigate the al
legged vote buying and selling I'm Ver-
million county, H.. has. finally given
MP the fight They adjourned and
were formally discharged before
Judge Kimbrongh without comment.
James A. Cook. the American con-
ductor arrested some time ago az an
accomplice in the robbery OF freight
cars ON the National railway near
Cuadalajara. Mex. has received.
check for S1,s5s m compensation for
Tie time be was In prison-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
Bird Jeky,I and HYDE.

The catbird Is our northern mock
ing bird. When love attunes its voice.
1t can MARBLE as sweetly as the night
ingale. You must catch II In one OF
its melting moods II you would know
the charm Of its liquid notes. It is
not at all beautifui-no more is the
hooking bird-only q gray-brown.
perky, restless thing, of lesser size
than the robin. with the soul Of song
In It.
The wonder of the catbird lies. OF
course, In this. its dual nature. AT
one time II hops about screeching
complaints against the circumambient
air; at another there throbs out from
It's delicate throat the essence OF q
divine melody.-Philadelphia Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

The third biennial convention Of
the Young women's Christian associ-
ations Of the United States opened in
Indianapolis. about 1000 delegates be
ing present
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

On the campus Of St Johns col
lege at Annapolis. Md. was unveiled
bronze tablet erected by the Gen.
eral Society Of the Sons Of the Rev
olution 10 the memory Of the French
soldiers and sailors who. IN 1871.
laid down their lives in the cause Of
American Independence. President
Taft and Ambassador Jusserand both
made addresses.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

Mr.. Wise-Where's the man that
struck my wife-where is he?
Bystander-Whatn you do II you
find him!
Mr.. Wise-Introduce him TO my
mother-in-law.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

The battle Of Aqua Prieta, Mexico,
which ragged almost without intermis-
sion for nearly twenty-four hours. was
won by the Mexican federal forces.
The rebels. their supply of ammuni-
ton and provisions exhausted. left an
hour before the government troops oc-
cupied the town.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

Mrs. Ethel Croker Breen, youngest
daughter of the former Tammany
chieftain. Richard Croker. has begun
suit in Hudson county. New Jersey.
for the annullment Of her marriage to
John J. Breen. the Durland groom.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
HAPPENINGS
OF A week
Latest News Told
in Bricfcst and
Best Form
Washington

The majority report Of the waya and
means committee on the so-calied
farmers free list bill, submitted TO
the house by Chairman Underwood.
shows that the bill would reduce the
tariff revenue s1O,01s,4s5, based on
importations for the last fiscal year.
Representative Berger, Socialist, Of
Wisconsin, wants congress 10 have
power TO call a const,- utional conven-
ton. He introduced resolution pro
posing Rn amendment TO the Consti-
tuition granting that authority and
characterized the Constitution as
.'snuQuAted and obsolete"
Former Speaker Cannon in q speech
IN the house vigorously assailed the
proposed Canadian reciprocity agree
ment and declared II as dangerous TO
American trade. inimicA TO the best
interests Of American farmers and
certain TO result In depreciation OF
American farm lands
~ ABA hE1NNAh6 Va Aht NO%AAAAoo4OA
10 investigate proposed increases In
second-class postage rates win be held
al the White House May J.
President Taft replying 10 a mes
sage from the governor Of Arizona
asking protection for citizens OF Doug
las from the fire OF the Medcans.
stated that he was loath 10 endRnger
Americans in Mexico by taking 80
radical step as sending American
troops across the border TO prevent
further fighting.
Upon the suggestion OF Mr.. Ash
brook Of Ohio Speaker Champ Clark
ordered the prayers Of the chaplain Of
the house Of Representatives 10 be In
corporsted in the daily record Of the
house proceedings
Action In the United States senate
indicates that the direct vote for SEN
ators bill is going TO have q stormy
time Of H. An effort was made 10 re-
fer the house measure TO the judiciary
committee and the plan failed, II least
temporarily.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

The magnificent choir and two chap
els OF the Cathedral Of 81 John the
Divine in New York were consecrated
In the presence Of many distinguished
citizens. scores Of bishops and other
churchmen participating.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

The first meeting Of the commission
TO Investigate proposed increases in
second-class postage rates win be held
al the White House May J.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

OF Course.
Why are hotel bellScys called But
because they're always on when
you need EN- most
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29
His pestlny.

Il wish Willie had been born .
girl"
'why!"
oh. he 10 such cry babyl wish
1 could do something to stop his
sniveliing at everything that comes
up
To stop Il. Encourage H. you
mean! Nature evidently intended
that boy for . United States senai
tor" y
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-04-29

The federal grandjury which is inves-
tigating the death Of 81 children on the
steamer Oteric at Honolulu visited the
steamer and made an examination Of
the vessel Children died Of measles
and other diseases