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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
gorRdtsmasreaeIm.

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orin in Dem neuen, noblen 3onfc..
iionsgeihaft 10 bel Stiible beritm-
iteben2"
g.: oRa, uabrideinIid, oamit
Die G%bemanner. Die nit iberlt
5rauen bier einfaufen, niht Dor
Sbref auf ben 8ooen fallen. tpenn
fie Die greiie borenl"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Ncnn mir litter ,uerSeu, beoin.

Ncnn luir alter iuer0ei, be9tn.
men mir Observation-Disclosures in Iii
fern forperlid)elt Sunftioliell at be.
rnerfen, mel6e uns friiber nidt anf.
%fieIer. Boitor Sol. MoB bon Sid
Greet, ST., ielbit eiit ad)t5isidbri-
ger, ia9t: sd lit nn ben 0ierell
nno oueemeiner Sdipddc. Der pr.
penfrduter bat incline @eiunobeit
p~onitairoig mieoer bergeitc1t. Sd
oanfe @ott fin oieie ~pltnoerborc
Wcoi5in. Obaleid) iiber 81 Sabre
oft, fat mir oieies Seilnittel nun
oerbor gebolfen." Sorni's alpen-
frdirter periiinet oos Site, unS
madt Dos S9iuod)e itarf. Spe5ial.
agenten perfaufen ibtt ooer Die 81.
aentiimer, Or. Yeter SabrneD &
Cons 60, 1876 8. $oprlc Gpc..
gbicdeo, Suinois.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Nadridt BON apnitantimppel, Sifrfei.

sd sebraude SIR n@unts2igbt,
ming Oil" felt langerer 3eit uno
balte es fir oas bette Mittel, oas ii,
ie fir 4atarrb, @unoen urlo 8rano.
lpnnoen gebraudte. gs bolf mir
aub bei 8beumatismus uno Neurol-
gle. Sd empfeble es Defenders al<
len an Hbeumatism,s, Nenralgie
iino oergleiden 2eioenben.
8u5ant 81. Ou5uf,
$50. 90 Sarafiilar, &onitantinopeI,
Tiirfei.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
6Sdite Npt.

8leiner Sunge (atemIos): nSerr
Doftor, Serr Doftor, Sic modten
idnea 81 uns fommcn; unier Mao.
den lit bic Sreppe beruntergefal-
len!~
Doftor: y@as gebro1en2"
Sunge: $50, Die aaffeefanue in
taiiieno Stiide!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05

@oIlt SIR cine eeiunoe Sc.
Der, quite 8eroauune, fr1ftige Bic
rem unS Ginaepeioe boben? @ebmt
8riflp Nib 8itters. er bat
meoiainiihe Gigenidoften mo
bringt oas gepiinidte Meiultat.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Gin @eltmeiier.

rMber, liebiter 5dmiegerpapa, 70
laiien Sic uns bod enolid in oieiem
Sabre beiraten."
SIMMER iahte, lieber Shmieger-
John, Die CHE miro Sbnen nod lang
genug meroen."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
lmtriialides 3ei:em.

slrst: pGs lit gut, oaB Sic 10.
aleidp nad mir geididt babenl -
@oralis baben sic oen,l Sofort Ole
@efdbrliffeit oes 3ultanoes Sbrer
Srau erfomnt2"
@atte: uSie reoete fem @ort,
un6 bag mar mir bero16tig."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Menpmmase.

gaa: nMein grautigam lit 10
Derliebt, oaB er uniere Namen idon
in elm babies Dusenb Baumrinoen
gelfnitten bat"
Bella: .Bab, Der meme bat auf
oieie @rt ibon einen gan5en @alo
ruiniert."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05

Der Strobenbabnftreif III Der
Gaupiitaot Merito 1T bereits BEEN
bet.
- General Trebino bat poiitip
erfI1rt, 6aB er nidt aIs Brdiioent-
i9aftsfonoio1t ~ouftreten iperoe.
Gos beriibmte GdIoB oes @ra.
fen eiterbo5p nobe prebburg lit nit
Icinen Runitiammlungen ourh
Jener 5eritort tporoen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Cute G%mpiehluna.

8anfier eau eiiem &oaegen):
v&onnen Sic mir ben 5tilmeper
als 3aiiierer empfeblen2"
, Gonege: vllno Oh, eritens per-
trdgt er feline argen giienbabnfabr-
Ell uno aipeitena 1T er maiierideu.4
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Gin Hob in gtrien.

Bon Meb. S. StubenDon, aliiou,
Sa, IN M~nerfennung BON Or. Sings
Neue 2ebenspiIen:
Sic fnto 10 notie Der @eiunobeit.
SoItet fe ftets i'm &aufe bereit.
Weriubtet SIR nnoere pergebeus'
Webuif Or. Sings giIlen oes &C.
bens.
Niir 25c BET alien Driiosiften.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
4ud nod.

MeltIide Dame. o@ie bel 3eit
baben mir nod big 5ur Mbfabrt oes
3uges
Serr: Sic miiien iid iebr be-
ellen, fonit bleiben Sic bier aud nod
iisen."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
Abitarienten . Grameu.

Ole Brofeiioren lisen NIT miiroe-
uolen Mienen ba; Elm 9rifling lit
id)on arg i'm Druid. Ser 9err
Sdulrat min nod etmns YbDiif prii.
fen uno fragt: nMiiner, mern Sic
ourd Die StraBen eeben uno suden
nod oben uno ieben ein Dienitm1o
den I'M Geniter iteben, Dos Die Sdei-
ben pust, moran 6enfen sic boz"
WiiIer mir6 rot nno lhaut Iid)
biHeiud)eno ulL bic iungen SberIeb-
rer ipieen' Die Sbren, aueemeine
Stine.
Gnblid f1brt Der Shnlrat los:
sNn, an bic Gaageiese baben sic al
oenfen, Wenid uno an ueiter gar
uidfst"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-05
L.okdIes+
9siratsiMclme. - 0ebmrtea. - {
6ref6Me.

RkttWk0ItVlkWt = SSpWktNWs ~
6refSMe.
SstrnfSideime.
Ferdinand 8. &oeitring uno Mn-
ME 6. Sod.
Serbart Gamp nno Sloifb Sorn.
CHARLES S. Sbntte uno Mmalie
Agnes llmideio.
alfreo 8ieoenfeIo nrlo Soa @itt-
Ter.
Scent s.. 8alm uno gua eliiabetb
&utdeion.
CHARLES @tauot uno Charlotte
8Iun6en.
Sermonn 0oebbler uilo ellie
9. Scutbern Smitb.
Carl Gisf aroeser uno Iiigulta
2ouiie Sheffel.
Wm. gIepelano aroeger nlln
amanoa Dora @heffel.
Sobn 6. Snbn uno margaret
Wurpbp.
hilbert Sobn 8eters uno 8eiiie
BnTIe.
Sole 81. @onsales uno Moria
Weirao.
Settle g. geitel rno osceld 5.
Battle.
goporo 49, glumbers uno Gil
linn Collier.
0ebmrten.
Sobn Botb un6 Jrau, Elm 4na-
be; 2ouis Caller uno Sralt ein
atnbe; Gus. Mid)ter uno Srau,
Elm anabe; aueuit Se5el uno Sron,
Elm at1abe.
Eo6esfGIIe.
Saul gbrIids 43 Sabre oft:
BOUTS Otto Bulb, A Monate; HauI
u. gbers, SO Sabre.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
NINE KILLED IN WRECK
Western Trains Crash Head On
Baseball Players Hurt.

McCook. Neb May 2s-Runnine hrV
miles ar hour. tuo passenger trains on tne
chicsao. Burlington & Quincy Railroad
crashed head on TO-DAY three miles west Of
here -Four passengers and I've trainren
we're killed. ard score II persons we're
hurt none seriousy
The Denver and the Omaha western
League baseball clubs we're travelling IN
Pullman attached 70 The pestbound Tram.
The car in which the Denver players were
riding was thrown over The occupants.
all of whom we're sleeping late were tossed
into the aisle but none was hurt beyond
.tfgbt bruises and 4 broken toe which Presi-
dsnt McGil sustained The car occupied
~, the Omaha men remained upright and
,o,s ~ the occupants was injured
Although It has not been determine Just
.,bAre the blame lies for the collision. II
. es,d bv railroad men that a change II
INNING time which went INTO effect yes
80, might have been overlooked by
some one.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
HOURS Of RAILROAD men
Supreme Court UphoIds Law
Regulating Them.
OPINION BY JUSTICE HUGHES
He Says Act of Congress OF lSof
Clearly Applies Only to Inter.
state Carriers.

Washington. MAJ oe-Th- hours 81 ser
vice law for railroad employees" Passed By
Congress in 1917 was upheld to-day as con-
stitutionai b. The Supreme Court Of ths
United states Thi. decision 7as ar
rouncsd BY Justice Hughes In ,he tee. slft
Instituted b. the Baltimore T. OHIO RAN
road Company The court vas unanirrnns-
Justice Hughes said that tho words *
tho statute we're plain that onl~ persons
engaged in interstate commerce and inter-
state carriers were affected by TIE statute.
" this particular. he said. II differed from
the employers liability Law Of 1906
RAcsus. the interstst. employees 'o're-
rr,As engage IN lntrastate business IA 70,
defeat the la~. r. added As - me au-
tbori,v ~ he Interstate Commerce Com
mission 70 issue tire order putting the law
into effect the Justice said that the erire
question Of authority had been settlsd oy
legislation IN 1910 The justice found 10
c,her ob,e~tion 20 IN. order Or 70 the law
itself
Til. act makes y unlawful for any CON-
oon carrier engaged n interstate COM
lnerce 70 PERMIT any trainran subject 70
the act 70 remain on duty for longer
perlod than sixteen consecutive hours. q
snv telegraph operator more than n'ne G
thirteen hours. according 70 the tine ms
,.,.eraph station was opened for business
The act also creates periods 81 rest for rs
employees
The Baltimore Ohio Ralrcad Cc"-
nsn- attacked the Law a. unconsu,unoh1i
IN ,he ground that II applied 70 irtrastss
as veil az interstate railroads and err
nlovss Tn. order BY which the lntersats
Commerce Commission placed the ia~ %
operation was attacked also. The railroad
alleged that Congress could not and did no,
at,.r,pt 70 delegate TO the comm seton re
,ou,.r 20 require reports of violation OF we
Isr that the labor and expense neressarY
~ make the reports constituted q taxing
a, N. railroads property without due
,roc.ss Of law. and therefore n violation
Of the Constitution. and that II eorpeHeo
Characterization BY officers and EMPLOYEES
~ ,hs railroad. also IN violation OF the con-
stltuuon
The objections 10 the lsv we're met WIN
danial. by the government Both TIE IL"
,tssr and the order drafted by the Inter
stat. Commerce Commission we're upheld
as constitutional BY the Circuit Court .,
~. United States for the District OF MARY
land. where the ease originated
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
BAR DR.. JOHN CLIFFORD
Atlanta Baptists Disapprove His
Biblical Views.

Atlanta, MAY 2o-Because D. John
Clifford ~ London. president % the
Worlds Baptist Alliance, now visiting
the United states. T. a higher critic ~
the Bible and once referred 70 the mira
cles OF the Old Testament az collection
Of stories not If 10 bc taught 10 children.
motion that was made to-day At the
weekly meeting Of the Baptist ministers
&c invite MIN 70 Atlanta net with such
opposition that n vas Withdrawn.
DR. John z White, leading clergy
man here. declared that in falling 10
extend this invitation the conference
had turned itself into an ecclesiastic con
clavA and had put Or Clifford on trial
Gladstone once spoke Of DR.. Clifford
in Parliament as the man who holds
the conscience OF the Nonconfornists
in England
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
aLLSDECREE INSTRUCTIVE
Henry WoIIman Says "Unreason.
,hIe" Restraint Is Now Defined.
HARD TO RE0RGANlzE
Company Forced to Join Trust
Sees Freedom in Decision
of the Court.

. -. ooirion Of Henry Nollnsn OF
.-.u-,o, 4 wollnian. lawyers. the decree
-. srrrsne Court was highly instruc-
.s 70 degrees Of unreasonableness IN
".,r+ Of trade The conditions OF re
..,.-izstion imposed IN the Standard OF
~ IN the Tobacco case illustrated
~. r. thought
a, fs- ss 7 can see. said Mr. Wollran
A~ere-ce between the decree IN the
-, Tobacco case and the Standard
- use Is this. The Standard OF Com
must make their changes and do their
. .s.,lssnlng az their own risk That is.
,sEs the chance that the changes they
y, are within the letter and spirit Of the
60, ~ he court whereas. in the Amer
- robscco case the proposed changes
-, ~ submitted 70 the court, and. II dis
s..-ovs6. viii not be made and. if ap-
800 will BE- Put into execution.
=. EARNS 20 mo that there must be a
"a. sesl II difhcultv in carrying out that
- TIE decree which Is really the i'm
- mart which will enable the com
,,der he orders OF the court to re-
.,i-s a. IL we're. in a way which will
y. ,,o,stA The Sherman law. The lower
=. -a,her foreshadowed something Of
-, sor- for n its decree. which differed
s.sr, IN that particular from the de-
-. Q, .hs Standard Oil case. II provided
!. any az the defendant companies
- berssftsr show the restoration Of rea-
-..lv oornpetitive conditions II might ap-
- - -he court FOR modification. suspen-
-, ~ dissolution Of the Injunction granted
assins' l.
...,,,- hA-wAer TWO companies IN the
- ownership IS difficult 70 see. And
=, in thst spirit OF compromise. as II
.r.-. which so often produces the best re
.r,. have no doubt that = working basis
- - found BY which the company. or
-. hs.-s- ps-t % r.. can be operated sue
cell, ard vet the integrity Of the
s.s--a, law can ~ preserved and its
s.,,tv Maintained.
--he real great importance - the To-
49, case vas. 50 far as the public rs
,,r,s-7ed-and n speaking Of the public I
- those who sre Cor and those Who are
,,.,,s- the tr;sts-in the determine ton Of
-. orss-ion IS 70 whether Or not these
cas-. combinations are Per 50 violations OF
-. lsu ~ view The opinion OF Chief
r,s.ice White. he holds that they are not
re greater parr CT the opinion, I should
tlsgs ron the extracts thai / have seer.
!. ssvo-sd 70 2 demonstration that the To-
..~,o c-roanv built itself W BY destroy
- ,orpetitior. and that the motive which
,,r.ss Us creation in the beginning was
:, animate a. o--s-s nom The competitive
ed
y. J,s-t-e White had considered that
...s vast combination was Illegal because
,s-s enormous size and It's power for that
-s.so- alone practically 70 n1onopollze the
..d r. would have said - IN 50 MANY
7,rss Instead o. that. however, he shows
s'nost ~ DEAL me methods % fierce ard
S.s--cc,.ve competition. ~ which he con-
.s.-s that the company built ITSELF W. and
,s.a.sA CT these he decides that the Ar1ert-
~ Tobacco Company has violated the
s-e---.~ i-v
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
HANGS LITTLE DAUGHTER
Husband Left Suspended by
Wife. Who Saves Child.

Decatur. Ind Nav 90 Harvey Parker
knotted a rope about the neck Of his
four year-old daughter and swung her
BODY from a rafter in his barn to-day
Just before he committed suicide i'm the
same manner Mrs. Parker discovered
the Two bodies in time to save the child,
hut left her husband hanging until the
coroner arrived. Neighbors say jealousy
was responsible for the husbands deed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
KILLS FOUR, THEN HIMSELF
Murderer Abducts Girl, but She Es-
canes and Gives Alarm.

Paruee City. Neb May 81. A. Nc
Vittie his wife and tro children were shot
and killed and third child dangerously
wounded in their beds early to-day by Jim
Fielder. a farmland who had been work
Ing for NcVittie. Fielder later shot and
killed himself. after shooting and serl-
ouslv uoundins Sheriff Fuller
Fielder wished 10 marry daughter OF
McVittie. bur her parents objected. After
numbering the parents and tn. children,
Fielder forced the girl 70 leave the house
with him. but she escaped and alarmed
the nszhbors Sheriff Fuller found
Fielder hiding IN schoolhouse and
ordered him 70 surrender Fielder opened
Ere and after shooting three times and
seeing the sheriff fall. shot himself
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
NEW PIANOS

a. uOtS Il Oh RESI- IOb CONsJ hPIINEs
b, ri, = = 1ou on II gdson, New YORK Guy, hhS.
sss-s ~ years OF Us existence. never sem
fe,rss patent 70 die Men and women ~
dr. u creed or nationality, IN tne
ere 80 snd hopeless stages OF tubercuios'
7sers Neftef under the best c9ncltlohS
f,sas tents and bungalows for inciPlsn'
Dsr ,A5n.y sent 70 CHARLES p HoFF-
s-.-p-. acknowledg.d
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30

7 7 Goodman Tobacco COMPANY
incorporated in Georgia. once On Nh
Atlanta. Ga. capital stock, o''''
Jordan. Gibson Il Baum. incorpo-
rated in Tennessee, Office Mem -oo,o
phis. Tenn capital stock ....... ""u
Louisiana Tobacco Company. IN
corporated in louisiana, once
New orleans eap''a $4,000
The Smokers Paradise Company.
incorporated In New Jersey. OF
fee Atlantic City y j.: captal so
stock ...................' .s'''''''''
ro,,t cari,.l stock $3.50 0s5. 200
To,si hand issue sli7 ee5. 800
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30
W..ksd rrus.x Only Mersoed

- this decision IS 70 be the guiding
s..r - ths prosecuting cfhcers % the fed
ga government I spp-ehend that the gov
s--s-- vii only prosecute those COM
s-a.!o-s whose methods have been wicked
sor,e few we're disposed TO criticlse
ra.sf Justice White for his position in the
sandal Oh case. that restraint % trade
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-30

some one
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13

At the store in Snow Hill, a little
town in Missouri, the loungers were
recounting their narrow escapes, says
the National Monthly. Uncle ''Mit'
lowed he had had one that beat any
so far related. "You boys all re-
member the hollw sycamore down
here by the creek" he began well,
| came all fired nea getting trapped
in the lin of that tree the other day.
IL was, coming back from. a. hunt over.
on Sugar Creek and just as | got to
this old tree it began to rain. Thinks
s'y to myself that's a good place to
get in out Of the rain,. so in. |. crawls.
Well, elm up and up and up, and
finally Il crawled out into a hollow
lint, and what do you think the dad
gasted lin done but bent down and
closed up the hole where | had
crawled in. Mebbe you think I
WASH. some scairt. ! begun to think
of all the mean, low down things
had ever done, but it didn't seem
to do no kind or good. hdidn't
seem to get no. lighter, So the linn
would raise ups and let me out. and
the onlS s,her opening was a knot
holt about two inches across. had
about concluded that I,was done fert
when Fhappened.to think OF the time
when I'voted the RepsbiiraH'tioke,;
about six years ago, and just mach
erly swivelled'up,'M ! crawled 'ou. Of
thai kno. hole anal got away"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13
Mr. Chet Dresie Reh Monday for

Mr.. Chet Dresie eh Monday for
Topeka, Kan, to visit relatives a few
days. He will be accompanied
home by his n~eices, Misses Pearl and
Meli,a Dresie, who have been visit
ing in Kansas for about a month.
Little William, Kneler, the 6 year
old son oa Ghas. Kugier, fcil from a
tree Saturday evening and broke his
left arm. DR.. Beale set the arm and
the little fellow is getting along all
right.
DR.. ]. L. Short, OF Rolla, came
over Thursday Of last week to attend
his suit in court with Frank Bradford
en- Friday. The case was tried be-
fore Justice Shenk OF Slower, and a
jury, resulting in a verdict for the
DR.. OF So, 90. The DIR. returned
home Saturday.
Walter Williamson, who taught the
colored school last term, decided he
couldn't afford to loaf all summer,
so liked out to the harvest field week
before last. Now, Walter certainl,
knew he was no farmer, and while &
colored man and a mule is con
sidered a great combination, wher
the man is from the city makes
difference with the mule-anyway 1t
had a runaway, was thrown out of thu
wagon and considerably bruised up
He quit farming on the spot.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13

John Schannep was in the city
Monday and our reporter noticed.
that he looked rather dowo-heartedr
and on inquiry learned that he had
recently lost his best Jersey COW.
she just dwindling away and ~"kicking
the bucket" without any apparent
cause. She had been a faithful mem-'
Der of the family for seven years,
averaging FIVE gallons OF rich milk
every day. John has other COWS,
and good ones, but this one was his
favoritc, hence the loss OF the cow
and the dollars she earned is q
double one
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13
Stoyer News
FROM The Slower Newtky

(frOul lie slower News
c. w. Kavanaugh and Ralph John
son Of Versailles, assisted .hc o<shes--
ira in d~elighting the dancers tuesday
night.
II. 4. yfawkins'i. fcrnee real estate
man Of Slower, attended the picnic
here. Mr.. Hawkins moved last
March to- Versailles and is IN the real
estate business there. He has many
frie ndS, here
]. J. Jones, Recorder Of Morgan
county, Vas n Of those from Ver-'
aai!les at the picnic. Mr.. Jones is.
the second Morgan county official to'
subscribe for the News.
J. S. Thruston will move neXt Mon
day to Versailles and will he en-
ployed at the Kardell Drug Store.
Versailles is Mr.. Thruston's old;
home, as he vas formerly in the drug,
business there for himself.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13

In regard to The petition being cir
culated for the submission of local.
option again, and in answer I % many
enquiries the Local Option Associ~
alton will arrange for the publication
Of saia SetiaoH ar soon as fled with
the county court, when it becomes
the property OF the public.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13
MISSOURI NOTES.

"Oh, for some mud roads," sighs,
the fancy Traveller.
Licking, in Texas county, had a
glorious 4th and sth, according to the
News. What happened on the 5th?
"Oh, for some roast 'possum,"
yells Colonel Mayes of the Richmond
Missonrian. The heat must be some
thing awful in Richmond.
The Kirksville Express is eager
that Luther Burbank or Mrs. Rorer
devise some way to cook potato vines
so as to make item good to eat.
Colonel Bennett, the humorist of
the Mexico Ledger, hasn't been in
evidence since the afternoon Of July
3. What's, happened, colonel?
Come across
The Alton. Democrat records that
J. F. Fall met Elder Snow on his
way in from Eleven, FONTS last We'd
|nesday and that Elder Snow was al
most melted.
Senator Bristow of Kansas will be
pleased to know, no doubt, that the
t8ew 1ad11U Record puts him in the
''group Of special privilege servers in
the Senate"
The Catholics IN Joplin began to
pray for rain Immediately after mass
last Sunday morning and the prayer
was answered before the worshippers
had left the church.
Excelsior Springs visitors are given
an opportunity to flirt with a real
princess OF royal blood. Her high
ness is the Princess Indita Rivola
Hihodi Benesee of the Moqui Indians
of Arizona.
The Ozark Democrat thinks it. is a
burning shame that so many millions
Of acres in the United States are
owned by lords. andE dukes of Eng.
land. Here's news. We were un.
der the impression that all the lord.
and dukes were "busad."
The splendid examples o''brevity
set by the Lords Prayer and the
Sermon on the Mount seem to have
been completely ignored by the press
bureau, which is getting out the new
capitol arguments. The p. B. ap'
pears to,be writing with its hands anC
its feet.
The pO.ato liar is, now taking his
q place beside the fish, liar, the corn
lar the hot weather liar and tn,
MISUNDERSTANDING liar. 4
Johnson County man says in thu
+ grasshopper yesr,, 1875, he PLANTED
potatoes in the middle Of July anC
raised the largest Drop he ever hat
had. The value. Of this story, de-
ponds largely, on course, upon 'tR'
size of the, Fhusen County man.
former. cropss=-Sansas City Star-.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13
A New Weather Prophet.

Henry Enscho has entered the lists
as a weather prophet, ard 81, ax it
out in a judicial way that is almost
convincing that we won't have any
general ram until next spring. Don',
know where he got his information,
.possiLly the hot weather has affected
MS brain, and he is only guessing.
,ti he falls down on this prediction his
reputation as a weather prophet will
BE no better than the government
.alerks.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-07-13
~ ~ ~ sSs,
G. NEWS.

Furniture of all kinds repaired
and satisfaction given.
KDwELL 4 TALBOT.
Furniture Store.
Tom Hews, who has been in ILL
nois tor some time, retained home
last week.
1t is too Internal hot to run a news
paper, aud any one who thinks ne,
she or it, can do better, come on,
we're ready to quit.
You will find the best OF Fresh
Meats, Smoked and Salt Meats, Lard,
Sausage, Etc, at &. H. PRIcE's
Mrs. W G. Thomes- aud child Of
Versailles spent Sunday with A. J.
Thomas and wife in this city.-Tip-
TN Times.
C.. RI. Price, The Butcher, can
he found at the old stand, with a full
line Of Fresh and Salt Meats, the best
!. on the market.
Orb Kelsey, son Of Will Kelsey,
i aged II, west of town: had a run
away Monday while loading hay.
\ He jumped from the wagon breaking
7 his leg.
M. Ioudcf, the optician, made q
Business trip to Enid and vicinity the
Fore part of the week. He reports il
%ary there, but no. calamity bowling
everybody doing their best.
About the time We got cur loca
written about the weather being pleas
ant. Tuesday morning. the thennom'
ster jumped to 10I and stayed ther,
petty we'll through the day--abou
one of the hottest We have had.