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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-20

Ottawa, Ont,-Tho Laurier minis
try has resigned and Premierelect
II, l.. Borden has accepted the call OF
the governor general to form cabl-
net. The resignation Of the Liberal
government came Friday afternoon.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-20

Chcugo Giuseppe Nlcol0si and
his brother Camclio NicolosI, were
sentenced 20 life impr sonment on
Thursday after they had been found
guilty OF KIDNAPPING nyoyoarold An.
cello Marine August o.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

no enything about that mashine, sed
pop, ii will try to mock a house down.
cline tree and tern a summersalt awl
inside of an hour.
Thares the frunt bell now, sed ma
Wich 1t was.
That's Jones, sed pop, to tell me how
he bustid the mashine. You 60 to the
doar. he sed to ma, I'm afrayed Ill Ian
in his Ease.
Go youreself, sed ma, I've had enuft
Of that outrajus awtomobeel.
Pop Cos
So pop went to the doar. and went
with him and thare was a man thare
but 1t wasent Mr.. Jones.
Is this Mr.. Tawker, sed the man.
1t is, sed pop.
Well, sed the man, I've got a warrint
for you. The awtomobeel with yure
lisense numbir avn II was found de-
sertid out in the park aftir one Of our
orf1sers had took the numbir of Il for
speeding. You'll eether han to pay SIS
or KUN with me, he sed.
So pop paved the man S25 dollirs and
then went up stares agen and tawked
to ma lawng vile about Mr.. Jones.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18

descendant OF Betsy Ross or not. but
he surely would be a credit TO her.
| he has good but simple recipe for
writing play. He Backgrounds the
| things with bunting and pours in a
couple of hundred hurrahs and ma
triotic sentiments neatly put to music.
linen, with an extra bass drum In the
orchestra to give the proper effect TO
the cannonading, he's all ready to start
business.
1T was a sad day for George when
the u. A. X. put the Indian sign on
that patriotic classic, She's a Grand Old
Rag That was a grand old song and
stirred up ali the latent patriotism that
any resident Of Hester street was SUD-
posed to possess 1t sort of brought up
visions of the bag that mother used
70 Keep the scraps in against a DOS
siole quitting party or the burlap ar
rangement that the Ethiopian gentle
man carries down the alley making zen-
tie request to bring out the old bottles.
| old iron and so forth.
But now that Georgie has got his
second wind on the dance thing again,
1 suppose that we can look forward to
pleasant evenings entertainment"
To Be Of Course
us he as rich as they say he isr'
asked the S. s. Y. =. .
To be Of course he is," said the 8.
D. K There's no reason why he
shouldn't be. He and his father and
mother and sister and wife were drag
gtng 1t In in bales before you got out of
short pants. Now that he's a full
hedged manager you can't keep him
from gathering in all the money in the
world. But he has one expense that
riles him a heap"
And that is" asked the s. 8. Y.
This fool trick" said the s. d. X.
'of letting more states into the union.
Every time that happens he has to have
more stars sewed on his flags and you
can figure out what that means"
The Washington times., 1911-09-18

Just a little before closing time this
afternoon, when almost everybody
was out of the building, old skin
flint got into my car on the seven
teenth floor. Say, I saw my chance
and took 1t by the neck and knocked
the wind out of it.
Got that two?" says to him, and
he puts over the old, II was looking
for you all day yesterday, but to-
day
(, Going down" I, sings, and we
went down. The peculiar part OF it
. Is, though, that we didn't stop after
we got down. We came right up
! again, and after that we went right
down again, all very, very fast
Good hevings," says old skinflint, ''is
; the elevator broken? Fm-rm gettin'
sea sick"
There's a hole in the cable" I
tells him, shootin' past the eleventh
Aeor for the eighth time, but I
,elink the two you owe me will just
! At IL" Z-zipl Up! Downl Sure I
got the two.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18

I've got II, sed pop last mite.
Is II contajus, sed ma.
I've got It, sed pop agen. That awto-
mobeei Of his is bownd to get me in
trubbil yet, and I've got a way Of SELL
ing It. You no that mizribiI fello Jones,
he sed, well, he asked me to lend him
the mashfne for a day. and by Jupiter
Ill do II tomorrow. 1t will run away
with him or sumthing and get awl
bustid up, he sed, and then Jones viii
have to pay me for 1t. And Jones de-
serves It, he sed.
Give II Away!
II II was my mashine wood give II
away and take no chances, sed ma, OF
1t will kill evryboddy in the family and
then how wood you feal.
II Il killed me to, sed pop, l Woooen'
feal eny worse than you wood, 1 CESS.
Wen pop calm hoam for suppir tonite
ma sed. Well. did you lend Jones the
awtomobeel.
I did, sed pop, and he is now In the
ackt Of getting smashed up IN 1t. ]
hope. It will almost be shaim to
take the muny, he sed. Poor Jones
was so tickeled at the thawt Of getting
a wtomobeel a hole day for nuthins
that he coodint thank me enun. II !
The Washington times., 1911-09-18

possible occurrence that I am. about
to relate to you. Didn't /, dear? he
asked, turning to his wife.
YES she assented, and the man
continued, 1T has happened every
night. 1t Is battling, terrifying. In
explicable! I lay my trousers across
the chair at my head. but every
morning I find that sums ranging
from Is cents to IS have disappeared.
I lock the doors and the windows and
look under the bed and In the closets
before retiring. but still this thins
happens He paused.
Hurting a slipper across the room
to engage the mans attention the
great detective rapidly wrote wien
charcoal on the wall paper, "s25" anu
the woman shook her head affirma-
lively.
sir" said the great detective.
your case is purely one Of imagina-
ton No such thing ever took placz.
Good day. sir" and as the couple
disappeared out the door, the woman
handed over the twenty-five.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
Loretta's Looking Glass
Drawn for The Washington Tim,

IA DEAR LORETTA: II you
M are like some other unmarried
women I know-Pd like to
scratch their eyes out and extract their
scurrilous tongues at the roots!-you
may think that a husband Is the only
thing a widow loses. But he Is not.
She loses caste. She loses the free use
OF her facial muscles. She loses the
right to wear becoming clothes in the
eyerange of a man. She loses her free
dom to come and go as she will. She
Is a shorn Of her rights and privileges.
TITS not remarkable that some Of US
grab them back by main force. For
women we have forcefully to yank'
what they want to take from US.
Will Not Be Frozen
Every girl on my street nearly
falls In a fit IL / happen to walk
home from downtown with a man.
Every married woman rushes to the
front window and peeps from behind
the curtains to see II have the man
she owns. And then, the two sets of
them combine to freeze me. And I
VIII not be frozen! II the girls want
me to be cool to their beaus, they
must be cordial and companionable
toward me. II the matrons want me
to play hide-and-seek, lodging be-
hind trees and fence corners all the
way home to keep from catching UP
with or being caught UP with by
valuable husband, they have just
got to stop acting as II were a
ravening lion racing around the
neighborhood 70 see how many pre-
cious men Fan devour!,
IAN INDIGNANT WIDOW"
Wives, take noticel Girls, beware!
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
THE STAGE DOORKEEPFR

: II see," said rhe stage-struck youth.
vehicle"
"a rubber-tired oneT queried. the
stage doorkeper.
Quit your kiddin'," snarled the s.
q Y. You know as well as do what
I mean. and that is that he is putting
over a new play"
At the Flag Stations
Yes, I know" acquiesced the s. D.
K Another one Of them plays that he
is supposed to try out at the flag sta
tons. Get that one, kid? Well, you've
got to hand 1t to George for being the
best little press agent for the Stars
and Stripes that ever came down the
pike. don't know whether he's lineaI
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
GEE HOLDS IT UP TO
A Wall FROM A WIDOW

when you recall that you once served
up a like treatment to some other
widow. You happen to be on the other
side Of the fence now. You are q
rover in the social croqust-gams nov.
And you ought to play fair.
But girls, wives, and widows, what
IL this insanity Of yours that prompts
you to want to slip the lariat over
the head of the creature to whom free
dom is the breath Of life7 Why do
wives try to rope and throw husbands?
What makes girls clasp the handouts
on the men to whom they become
engaged? Observation teaches me that
you widows get the least encourage
ment from the men who have the
largest freedom. Wives who recognize
that they are not being deserted be-
cause man happens to betray an In
telligent consciousness that the female
population has not decreased to one
since he married have the smallest
widow problem.
The Appropriative Mood
. A man likes being APPROPRIATED az
long as he is In the appropriatiye mood
himself. But the most bored Of men
are the wife-bored! And the most sus-
ceptible to the widows fascination are
the girl-manacled engaged men, SO.
wives, don't set up fences about your
husband-when the widow Is on the
other side. Open the gate! Invite her
in! Rob stolen kisses of the essence
Of their sweetness: and, widow, just
remember that you WERE wife your
self and probably will be again-if your
mourning is becoming. But DO try
TO fnd man who is not already the
magnet Of . girls heart. Can't you be
generousf
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
a Real Benefit

Mrs. Jones-Mrs. Brown and her next
door neighbor, Mrs. Green. don't
speak any more.
Mrs. Smith-That's good; the rest OF
the neighbors will now be able to take
a nap In the afternoon.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
Our Elevator Man
Says, Going Up?"

Shake me by the mitt and call me
4 clawssy! 1 collected two bones today
from the tightest borrower that ever
cut his own hair. I've been inquiring
about the health of those two bones
for three months now, but they've
never been well enough to come out.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
One Consolation

Elmer, my boy" said the fond
mother, don't you think you have
eaten enough OF that chicken salad?"
We'll, mamma" replied Elmer. as he
helped himself to another dishful, 'ff
get sick you'll know what's the mat
ter with me. anyway"
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
Mode No Difference

Aunt May-Johnny. you bad boy, you
have molasses taffy all over your new
suit! What will mamma sayT
Johnny-oh. It doesn't make mucn
differences what she says She never
lets me have any fun In new clothes
until 7 get them spoiled.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
A Thunderstorm
of Humor
AIDING TO THE LIBRARY

HI Hines-I see the Hawkenses are
zettin' a purity preetentious, library
Zeb white-Yep. One hundred ana
fourteen mail order catologs. forty-four
an farm implements and 235 railway
folders Is enough Z make any mans
home complete.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY

81 can't understand Pitcher" he. said,
perplexedly, when the great man had
taken his leave.
What's the matter now?" asked
Costs.
why, every time tell him q new
story all he says IL: Pass the hem
lock. The Pink I'm.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
For Others Benefit

vivian-Does that man play the cor
net for his health?
George-No; for the neighborhood'
health; they can't stand listening to
him and have to go to the country.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
Ssh! A Footstep! or,
ChercheZ La LADY

Placing both hands behind his back,
the great detective began manicur-
ing his finger nails.
''Yes?" he said, inquiringly.
"I brought my wife with me-" sI-
planned the man, agitatedly, "to vouch
for the truth Of the seemingly i'm
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
Tell These to The
Boys in College
IMPRACTICAL

Misunderstanding is the most i'm
practical inventor I have ever seen Do
you know what he is doing. now2
Shaftler-No; what?
Wheeler-Trying to invent O barbed
wireless fence.
The Washington times., 1911-09-18

You are stirring the widow to dire
and man-poaching rage. -
But, widow, listen! You were both
girl and wife once! Maybe you will
be a little more patient under the
suspicion Of these wives and girls
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
EVERYBODY Came

"Yes, our whole department made
q desperate effort to save the property
at the fire last night"
Did they send In second alarm?"
They didn't have to. It was the
distillery."
The Washington times., 1911-09-18

EAREST:-No alchemist of ancient days,
! ~ forming base metals into gold, acquired the
J which love has, for by its telling
short letters all the world to golden
F18 - hours for And is, enough to
! { j
W make gold out of such mundane things old
@1(35lSSS7 business through love of
IS~AVI Does that sound involved? 1t isn't, really; it's
| w. wonderful thing that cook thought for
W and has already netted me 81 for my bank that
N fat and heavy reminds ne of
little plutocrat that has the pew in front of
church
Financial Possibilities
But back the papers. You and
they accumulate and the old books
conhded the financial possibilities of these cleaning
others from cellar and selling them by
lots of o the Of
poke hobnob
greetings the shy little that scutted
got enough old papers, books etc. to net the named
Now have appropriated of the hall closet
collection, and really big $50
the value of es little thing when love and walk hand
hand ahead of u.s."
of frankly can't be jealous for
little ideas that mind there
sacred thought He NE for his wife
honey have good because economy companion
that miles there
she will girl who wakes in
her lips and night with heart;
girl who has by the exrava-
for
The Happest Thing In the World
And isn't biggest happiest thing in the world to be
for one? feel and when and
know that that home
could for and look nails
the Isle stockings have replaced am full Of
placid self-content $3.50 -
Don't think though, you might write little bi.
letters! They're deadfully of
combination Here Cousin Margery so must stop wiring
The Washington times., 1911-09-18
M A ME ELLIS BELLE
It's Great to Get Along
With Everybody But
MIXING is AN ART

1@EEN hearn anything of Jack London lately Belle?
!" J
| n always admired that man-hes such good
| * mixer. No. he's a novelist, bartender, and
INh H when he ideas write about he a
kNk>n> and golf and takes stroll through
ESSF'IA the sums
~ WS Jack London make noise like glow
E1<MMS the best scety but he's O. these
y q I "realist' novelss and he prefers 70 From
XA > snapshots and from what Pve read b'eve
| MSA/ he prefers mxn in the slums. He his best
| KEISA 81 ideas there
EsSES4 <7 After mixin' three of London
he wrote o the best novels about gold dhuntin'
in Alaska that's been written the subject.
1t be help in life to be good
these author fellows One day they'll be
and maxim of his actions their
novel another
bricks ladder with lot day laboers
for their other
thing Belle that amt dipped
worth the paper it's printed
It's Not Everybody That Can Mix
It's hard to be mixer, Belle You've got howt
just like the people yn mix with instead of
German fellow thatd been
his hair He could
thought if could ring little it'd
home But l ony knew three words of German
"Glad you" "Dunder und Bitten,
havn weather."
He admitted the weather of it. but he still seemed awful
while l "Dunder und
"Froyne he can be that of
"Dunder und Bitten, no" Il should say
und Bitten"
Maybe l didn't pronounce right Anyhow he walked
then haven't been able make
I'm a good mixer 0
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-04
FILED FOR RECORD
CoNVEYANcEss

Entered for Record September I, 1911.
p. E. r. Strauch and wife to S. w.
Kaleikini, d.
Thomas McGiffn and wife to Bank
of Hawaii, Ltd. M.
Sarah White by atty to K. Maiima,
L.
X. Majima to Roy S. Hoshino, A. Z.
Sarah White by atty to X. Majima,
consent.
George Turner and wife to William
South, B. S.
Carl J. Scheid and wife to H. Wa
terhouse TT Co., Id, TT, NJ.
H. Warehouse Tr. Co. Ltd, TT. to
Harriet J. Campbell, Rel.
Ross H. Bemrose to Trent Trust Co
Ltd, A. M.
Est of B. P. Bishop by Trs to J'l-
anita F. C. Stanley, D.
Recorded September 2, 1911.
William L. Welsh and wife to EN-
ma NJ. Silva, D.
Emma NJ. Silva and hsb to H. Wa
terhouse TT. Co. Ltd, NJ.
Solomon Mahelona adv. City Mill
Co. Ltd, Judgment.
John c. Frances and wife to A. p.
Lindsay, D.
A. B. Lindsay and wife to John c.
Frances, d.
Kealoha Kalaepaa to Chew Hing. L.
IRA Yoshegora to H. A. Gerlach, c.
M.
First Bank of Hilo Ltd. to Johanna
Lehman and hsb., Rel.
Johanna Lehman and hsb to Fred
Silva, D.
Johanna Lehman and hsb to An
tone T. Rabesa, D.
Lui Kaaialii and wife to James AkO
D.
John T. Baker to Charles H. Swain,
Rel.
Sarepta A. Gulick to Amy H. Kaai.
d.
Dugald Campbell by atty to Poipe
Kahikina, Rel.
Frank Liza to John F. Colburn, TT,
Rel. Curtesy.
August IA, 1911.
Au Yong Boo to Samuel H Auyong
d; R P's 2491 and 1906, Kapalama
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-04
ORDER FOR PUBLICATION.

Upon reading the motion for an
order herein, authorizing the issuance
of an alias summons and for publ
cation of notices OF the pendency of
the libel herein, which motion is sup
ported by the affidavit of the libelant,
and good cause appearing therefor
It is hereby orSered, adjudged and
decreed that an alias summons be
issued forthwith, citing llbellant to
be and appear before me In my cham
bers in the Judiciary building, Homo
lulu, City and County of Honolulu,
Territory of Hawaii, on Saturday, the
18th day of November A. D., 1911,
at nine o'clock a. m of said day, then
and there to show cause why libellant
should not be granted a decree Of
divorE
And it is urther ordered that no.
tice of the tendency of said libel be
published in the Hawaiian Star, a
newspaper published in the Territory
of Hawaii, suitable for the publication
OF legal notices, on the 2nd, 9th, 16un,
23rd and Both days Of August, and on
the 9Th day of September, A. d. 1911.
Done at Chambers this 2nd day of
August, 1911.
CSeaD (Sgd) W. J. ROBINSON,
Third Judge, First Circuit Court, Ter
ritcry of Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-04
THE BEET ROOTS
ARE DRIED Up

An idea of the nature of the disaster
to the European beet sugar crop may
be had from the following piece Of
Liverpool correspondence in Wiuett q.
Gray's Journal.
"Beet-The feature of the week has
been heavy realizatious of new crop
deliveries by l.. X. spectators on the
idea that the showery weather here
would reach the continent and cause a
break in prices. Up to the present.
however, the districts which have suf-
fered most from the drought continue
to report hot, dry weather. and mucn
Of the damage done is irreparable, the
roots being destroyed"
The New York Herald. an authority
on weather conditions, publishes the
following special cable advices, which
confirm the reports recently current
in commercial circles. Note the gay
humor of the Frenchman:
PARIS, August 1.-THE storm pre-.
dicted yesterday remained at nome,
leaving the thermometer free to in
dulge in full its taste for mountaineer-
ing.
However the mercury went up to
only "a degrees, so conditions are rel
atively agreeable. The minimum TEN.
perature was &C degrees, with a north.
east breeze.
The meteorologists are still guessing
that the breakup will occur tomorrow.
BERLIN, August 1.-THE heated
term continues undated throughout
Germany and in the last few days the
temperature has been higher than be.
fore. Deaths from sunstroke are re
ported from all sections.
A water famine threatens some dis.
uricts where the brooks are drying up.
In the Elifel region the farmers have
been forced to haul water for miles
Fish are dying on the river beds there
and in Westphalia. Navigation on the
chief streams has been almost suspend
ed, owing to low water the Rhine
at Rudesheim is lower than it has been
since 1911. Passenger steamships or
the Elbe have suspended service
through the mountain region above
Dresden
The excessive hot spell has continu
cd for twenty-one days. which is
unprecedented since 1S4S, when tn,
first records are available
Many persons have been driven in
sane by the heat. The picture CALLER
les in the Germanic Museum at Nurem
burg have been temporarily closed ant
the pictures stored in cooler rooms be
cause cracking paint and warping O
the wooden panels threatened theil
ruin. The thermometer in the streets
Of Berlin today registered 80 degrees
in the shade
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-04
HOPEFUL. VIEW
Of FALL TRACE

Duu's Review Eew York;. August
12.-Therc is further evidence of "a
feeling of confidence that the autumn
will bring a broadening in trade actiy.
ity, while business now continues to
expand moderately The large steel
companies are operating a greater per-
centage of finishing capacity tnan at
any time before this year Some OF
them are now turning out steel at the
rate of so per cent of their maximum
capacity less than two months ago
the percentage was barely 60. The
Steel Corporations usual monthly
statement of untitled orders shows
that during July there was an in
crease Of approximately a quarter Of
a million tons In other lines there is
not the same volume of new business,
but the output during recent weeks
has increased. Conservatism still pre-
walls in the dry goods markets; trade
in footwear continues quiet but in
New England, factories are generally
well employed; the wool market is
steady and fairly active; the yarn
markets are irregular and tending
downward. The dry goods and foot
wear trades are lyrical Of the exist
ing situation in general industry; here
the underlying conditions all point to
early betterment on account Of the de-
pletion in stocks, and when crops are
secure business should improve snarp-
ly. In the West there is fair activity
in retail trade. and in the South and
Southwest a substantial expansion is
noted in the inquiry for materials en-
tering into daily consumption The
disappointing crop report of Wednes-
day, the severe break in stocks and
unsatisfactory railroad returns temper
the feeling of optimism previously pre-
vailing, yet all the statistics bearing
on trade movements are hopeful. 1t
is still too early to predict confidently
that the crops will be small; there
may be some recovery in corn and
spring wheat, while higher prices win
in part compensate for the reduced
yield. Railroad earnings for the
month of July are O3 per cent less
than in July last year, while bank
clearings this week are III Ter cent
over the week a year ago. Foreign
commerce at New York for the latest
week amounted to $31 ,16O,9O6 as com
pared with $3l,9OJ,6O2 in the CORE
| spending week last year; imports
show a gain, being $7,71o,O62 in eX
cess Of exports, and exports are 81,
| 234, $3.50 less than year ago.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-04
REVIvING SUGAR IN JAMAICA

A revival of the sugar industry,
once exceedingly important, is PREDICT
ed for Jamaica by the American con-
sui at Port Antonio through the Daily
Consular and Trade Reports, issued by
the Bureau of Manufactures. The con-
suls reference to the subject is as
follows:
"There is evidence of revival Of
interest in the sugar industry which
was allowed to languish for years.
The exports Of sugar last year showed
a gain of 5000 tons, and the acreage
is being largely increased. Negotia-
lions are now in progress for estab-
fishing two large central sugar mills,
for building which it is said that Brit
ish capital is already secured, provid-
ed the planters guarantee to put the
necessary numbers of acres in cane to
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-04

Fine Job Printing AZ Star Office.