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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
southern TRAINING Trip.

Taking the tip from the big leagues,
several North Dakota teams will go
on a southern training trip this year.
They will train In South Dakota.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
TOOAY'S ENTRIES
AT JACKSONVILLE.

First Race--Selling. 3-year-old and
up. furlongs: Eastern Star, 81 Gold
witch. SO; Americaneer, 102: Dimpert.
102; Grecian Bend 104; Mcleod f., 100 (;
Heine. 100; Sin Fran, 10s; Harvey F..
io9; Montague. 100; Howiet, 100; High
Range, liz.
Second Race--3-year- old, 5h fur
longs. Golden Ruby. Ioi; Daniel
Blossom. 100; Corinth, 107; Evia, lo7;
Morning Song. 107; stickpin, 1o7; Spin,
lot; Oakley, 109; Scribe, 109; Old Boy.
liz; semiquaver, liz; Ed Levan. liz;
Borrower, liz.
Third Race--Purse, 3-year-old and
up, Lie miles: Whitewool, %; Al
drian. 102; Ozana, 104; Royal Report
100; Compton, LOG; Leamcen, 100.
Fourth Race-The DeSoto selling
Stakes, $1,000 guaranteed, 2-year-old,
furlongs; Gold Mine. 50: Duval, los
Efficiency. ITO; Walter Scott. liz; Ter
rible Dan, 1903; Senator Sparks. 104;
Rose OF Jeddah, 100. -
Fifth Race-Selling. 4-year-old and
up. furlongs: Sylvestris 102; Royal
Onyx, los: Manheimer, los; Stafford.
los; Narnoc j. ", Jr.. ITO; Alic, ITO;
Oakhurst, III: Casque. liz; Jolly. ia;
Wander. ia; Lady Irma, ia; Herpes.
Sixth Race-Selling. s-year-old and
UP, 1-16 miles: Discomfort, %: Spes
Nostra. 9s; Agnar. 80; Ortson, 100;
Abrasion. 1903; Henry Hutchinson. 103;
Parkview. Ill; Huck, 113.
Weather, clear; track. fast
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
Pitcher camnltx Marrles.

Howard Camnitx, pitcher for the
Pittsburg club, was married at Lex.
ington, KY, Monday, to Mary Law
renee Claxon. Both are residents Of
Boyle county, KY. Shortly after sign
ing up the life contract, "Cammy"
signed up years contract with the
President Barney Dreyfuss aggrega-
ton.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
EASTERN DOWNS
COWBOYS FIVE
Game Slow at Opening, But Gingers
Up in Last Period--Armstrong
Shines.

In a game which until the latter
part of the last stanza was slow and
undressing, the Eastern high school
basketball team last night defeated
the Western high Ave. The final count
was 20 to Is. Capt Armstrong OF
the Easterns proved the star Of the
game by scoring most Of the points,
but Gauthier and Bedford carried on
honors for the losers.
The summary:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01

Job Printing Done Right. Times
printing Co., No. Is John R.-st- Call
Main 1898, or City ASS
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
SEND TEAM TO BUFFALO.
Bowling Bankers To Be Represented
at tournament.

A five-man team will be sent to the
bowling tournament at Buffalo to rep
resent the Bankers league OF Detroit.
The five high men in the league will
be chosen to make up this team.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01

frankie Conley, who was defeated By
Johnny Coulon In New Orleans Sum
day. has challenged Couion for a re-
turn match.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01

P.S. Telling the merchant you
read his advertisements always
pleases him, and telling him
where you read II helps The
Times and the cause OF clean
and honest advertising.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
From, MI. Nome In w,lm,urto,. 7

Pitcher Vic Willis, recently secured by
the Chicago Cubs from 81. Louis. an
nounces that he may retire from base
ball. Willis wants to be a hotelkeeper
and is trying To purchase a rural hos
telry at Newark, Del
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01

Business-Iike Printing. No fuss and
no feathers The plain neat kind that
looks right Times Printing Co.. Is
John R-st Main 1893 or City 1883.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
At TAMPA.

First Race ear-old. purse, about
furlongs Eldora, LOG; NJ. Lutz. 106;
Judge Shook. Ill: Jim. Ray, Ill; Notus.
Ill: Charlie o'Brien, 100; Calthumpian.
100; Pattson. 100.
Second Race-seiling,. furiongs:
Lady Alma, 104; Fenrir. 104, Hate, 104:
Restless Girl, 104: Ida Lackford. 104;
Rose o'Neill. 104; Merry Belle. 115;
Crenel, lis; Kitty Fisher. 115; Automa-
tic, III; George Turner. III.
Third Race-Selling, furlongs:
Lady Maxim, 81; Ike Cohen, 80; Blair
Baggley, 102; Masks and Faces. los;
Dandy Dancer, 10S: Lasa ia, ITO; Chal-
ice, 112: Grandissimo. ia; sabo Blend.
ia; Boserrian, ia: John Garner, IFS:
Tackle. ia; ossian. ia; Uncle Walter.
ia.
Fourth Race-selling, mile and 70
yards: Explicit. 81; p. NJ SABBATH. 90;
Fatherlide. 80; Anthenie. 104; Lynd-
hurst, 113: Octopus, 113: Brougham.
ia; Paul. 11S: Dander, lie.
Fifth Race-Purse, 5h furlongs:
Easy Life, 9s: Shawnee, 102; Anayri.
100; John Marns. 100; Alencon, 109: Ben
Sand, 1903: Golden Castle. 100.
sixth Race-Selling. 5h furlongs:
Bright Maiden. 100; Inspector General.
1o2; Grenade, ITO; Dr. Halls. lis; Hay
market. l1b; b. J. Swanner. l16; Tom
Shaw, 11S
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-01
At yUAREZ.

First Race--selling. 5h furiongs:
Georgia Shand, 114; Silk, liz: Sporting
Life, 116; Mike Mollett, lie; Lykers.
lis; Billy Mahue, he; Bonnie Prince
Charlie, 100; st. Joe, 100; Hannibal Bey.
100.
Second Race--Selling, mile: Tee
May. 90; Guy Spencer, 81; Judith Page.
106; Projectile. l06; rhe slicker, l07;
Brighton. los; Misprison. ITO; Plume.
ITO; Luke Gates. Ill: Direct, liz; Col
Bronston. liz; Lucky Nose, lis
Third Race n furlongs: Bette Sue
100; Marjorie. 1os; Dacia. 1o3; Fred
Essen. los: Piapat, 112.
Fourth Race-Seiling, 9 furiongs:
Flying Footsteps. lo4: Baltronia, 107:
Ocean Queen, 109; Big Stick. Ice; Incie-
ment. III: Fred Mulholland, III; Al.
Muller, IL: Bob Lynch. i14; chspul-
Fifth Raee-seiiing. S. furlonss:
100; Elder. 12o; Pedro. 12o: Tom Nc
Grath, 100; Cobleskill, 12o lie Knows.
100: Preen. 12O; Capt. John, 1z6.
A., 90: Miss Caithness. 90; Salian. ITO:
Lightwool. 1903; woodiander, 105; Sam
Barber, 105; Alma Boy. los; Barney
oldneld. los; Sir Edward. los; Joe
Enrich. los.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22

OF staple and fancy groceries, canned
goods, confectionery, cigars, tobaccos'
flour fruits and vegetables, country pro-
duce, shelf hardware, shoes, tinware,en-
ameled ware, queensware, lamps, sad
dlery and harness, and as the season
advances their intention is to add
large line of furniture. They aim to
carry only the best Of everything and
among their leaders is to be found the
celebrated High Grade Peaberry COT
Fee" They have their own delivery
wagons and all purchases are delivered
directly at your door.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22
w. ii. MOORE & SON.
GROCERIES AND MEATS.

... GROCERIES AND MEATS.
This has been meat market CONTINUE
ously for nearly fifty years, and was
purchased by W. II. Moore nine years
ago last July, previous to which he had
Travelled, buying timber, for over TWEEN
ty-two years. Five years ago T.. r.,
Moore was admitted to partnership and
the firm became w. II. Moore & Son.
They are dealers in fresh and cured
meats, produce and family groceries.
and carry such well known goods as
"Swifts Premium" hams and breakfast
bacon, "Acorn" special cured breakfast
bacon, Golden" twenty-five cent coffee,
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22

rubber roofing, queensware, tinware, en-
ameled ware, ammunition, cutlery, shelf
hardware, otc., and all purchases are lc-
liyer"d with their own wagons. They
make q special effort to handle only the
best goods on the market and leave moth
ing undCne to please their customers
and give entire satisfaction to all pur-
teal i;ubber Footing, a superior grade
of roofing which for durability ami nom
leaking properties as well as economy
kct today.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22
SANDERFUR & COMPANY.
MEATS AND GROCERIES.

The popular market of Sanderfur a.
Co., and of which Ike Y. Sanderfur aud
J. c. Her are proprietors, was opened
to the public ON tAugust ~, 1910, and has
first They carry full line of fresh,
salt and smoked meats, and handle such
well known brands as "Mstletoe" brand
Of hams and breakfast bacon. "Magno-
liza" hams and bacon, and "Swifts Pre-
MUM" hams and breakfast bacon. and
have the exclusive sale here for the
celebrated Beaver Dam flour They
also carry a nice line OF staple gro
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22
LIKENS & ACTON

GROCERIES. HARDWARE, ETC.
M. T. Likens and A. c. Acton are the
individual members of the firm of Ii
kens and Acton, and their business was
established in June. 1871. They had
erected for them last spring one of the
largest and best lighted store buildings
In Hartford, located near the Beaver
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22
A SUGGESTIVE MONUMENT

BUILD ONE HERE.
Push
Boost
Energy
Schools
Churches
Harmony
Cordially
Advertising
Talk about II
Write about it
Speak well of it
Healthful location
Help to improve it
Advertise in its papers
Good country tributary
Elect good men to office
Honest competition in prizes
Faith exhibited by good works
Try to make the atmosphere healthy.
Fire all croakers, loafers and dead beats
Let your object be the welfare, growth
and promotion of your town and its peo-
PIE. Speak well of them yourself.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22

Dam pike and close to the l.. & y.
depot This building is 32X50 feet two
stories high, and i'm addition there is a
warercom l6x24 feet which is used for
storage and other purposes. Both mem
bers of the firm were born and reared
in Ohio county, and II present indica-
tions amount to anything their business
will soon assume large proportions.
They carry a very complete assortment
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-09-22
HARTFORD GROCERY co.

STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES,, ETC
This we'll known grocery business WAS
established in the store now occupied
over twenty years ago 10y Captain a. y.
White, one Of the bost known ami best
liked men in ohio county. and about two
years ago James Lyons who had been
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15
FEDERALS GO OUT
FROM Aqua PRIETA
Rebels Camped Near Rela-
tons With Douglas
Are Strained.

Douglas, Ariz-, March 15.-A detach-
ment of 100 Mexican federal troops
were sent out yesterday. by Col. Ogeda
and Col. Mora, and, after dividing into
patrols, passed out of Aqua Prieta
over the battlefield of Sunday, in the
direction Of Blanco's camp.
The rebel forces are camped in the
Cenizas Springs canyon. a narrow
chasm thanked by steep hills and COW
cred with large rocks, affording full
cover Tor sharpshooters should the fed
erals attempt to enter.
1t is not believed the federals are
seeking an engagement.
Relations between Douglas and Aqua
Prieta are,strained because OF the hold
ing by the Aqua Prieta authorities of
10 non -combatants who are in prison
there. Some Of these prisoners are
Mexicans who worked in the Douglas
shelters and the justice Of their i'm
prisonment is not questioned. On ac-
count Of the Imprisonment Of others
however, the Americans here fear to
cross the line and in the event of an
other battle, it is doubtful If Americans
would care to take the risk of going on
the battlefield to care for the wounded.
Gen. Blanco is alleged to have said
in camp. today that since the govern
ment had decided to shoot prisoners on
the field he would do the same thing
hereafter.
There is no truth in the statement
that wounded men were shot by the
federals on the battlefield here last
Sunday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15
INSURRECTOS ARE
FIRST AT MEAL TIME
But When 1t Comes to
Fighting, They Give the :
Americans Honor
Place.

: The case Of Jesus Fountain and the
10 other sinsurrectos which was be-
gun Tuesday afternoon before United
States commissioner G. B. oliver, was
set over until Wednesday for compile
ton. All the evidence of the witnesses
was taken in the first hearing and the
postponement was the result Of an ap-
pIlcatfOn made to look up some of the
evidence, which was introduced.
The witnesses in the case were Capt.
Lindsey, of the Fourth regiment of
United States cavalry, and 10 of the
soldiers who made the arrests and
acted as guards over the prisoners
capt. Lindsey told the story of the
surrender Of the insurrectos and said
that all had Mauser rifles, which they
turned over to the soldiers. One of the
Americans, named King. asked him is
THIS the United States" and when he
was told that it was, he answered
Thank God"
When asked by the attorney if he
mad heard any Of the prisoners express
any desire to go back to Mexico he
answered that one said he would like
to get a gun and go over to Mexico and
get one of the Mexican soldiers for sup
per
An American prisoner. according to
the captain, said that when it was time
to fight, all the Americans were in the
front line but when it was time to eat
the Mexicans always got to the front
line.
The prisoners were taken back 20
the county Jail by the deputy United
States marshal, Hillebrand, in default
OF bail. which had previously been fixed
at $500 a piece
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15
$3.50 Recipe Free, For
Weak Men.
Send Name and Address Today
You Can Have 1t Free and Be
Strong and Vigorous.

have in my possession a prescrip-
ton for nervous debility, lack of vigor,
weakened manhood. failing memory
and lame back, brought on by excesseS.
unnatural drains. or the follies OF
youth, that has cured so many worn
homes-without any additional help. or
medicine-that think every man who
wishes to regain his manly power and
virility, quickly and quietly, SHOULD
have a copy. So / have determ;nxd 20
send a copy of the prescription zee of
charge in a plain, ordinary sealed en-
velope to- any man who will write me
for it.
This prescription come from a
physician who has made a special study
of men and I am convinced it is tao
surest-acting combination for the cure
of deficient manhood and vigor failure
ever put together.
1 think 1 owe it to my fellow man
to send them a copy in confidence so
and discouraged with repeated failures
may stop drugging himself with harm
full patent medicines secure what I be-
lieve is the understanding restorative
upbuilding, SPOT TOUCHING remedy
ever devised, and so cure himself at
home quietly and quickly. Just drop
me line like this: DR.. A E Robinson
4049 Luck Building. Detroit, Mich. and
I will send you cow Of this SPLEEN
did recipe in a plain ordinary envelope
free of charge 4 great many doctors
would charge $500 TO $500 for merely
writing out a prescription like this
but I send 1t entirely free
HERBlNE cures constipation and re-
establishes regular bowel movements.
Price soc. Sold by Scott White & Co,
2O4 Mills. and Depot Pharmacy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15
NOGALES GIVES BIG
BALL TO ARMY MEN

Nogales, Ariz, March ia very
brilliant social event was the ball given
by the business men of Nogales at the
Santa Cruz club rooms in honor Of the
United States army officers who are
temporarily in Nogales. All of the Of
Ulcers, both Mexican and American,
who are here attended, and a large
number Of people from both sides of
the line NJ. P. Smelling was in charge
of affairs and the hall was decorated
with bunting of both nations.
The signal corps members stationed
at Nogales expect to leave for Fort
Sam Houston. San Antonio. at any time,
and signal corps from San Francisco
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15

are reported to be coming to this place.
The five insurrectos who recently es-
capped to Orc Blanco, where they live,
were brought in by United States sol
diers for a preliminary hearing at No
gales. One made bond, $500. to appear
at court and the other four will be
held in custody.
Maj. W. c. Brown and Lieut.. Rob-
inson left for Fort Huachuca from
which place Maj. Brown viii so at
once to Fort Sam Houston, San An
tonic. Texas, and Lieut.. Robinson will
join his regiment expecting to be or
dered to Fort Sam Houston shortly.
THREATS RELATIVE TO THE
MEXICAN MARTIAL LAW ORDER
Mexico City, Mexico, March Is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15

Crockett today They are attached TO
the field hospital corps and ambulance
train No ., sent here from St Louis to
join the brigade commanded by Brig.
Gen. Mills.
Among yesterdays arrivals were IS
more mules from Fort Tyler, n. Y,
being part of the equipment of the
troops now coming by transport from
Hampton Roads
The field hospital viii contain les
beds and there are five surgeons in the
corps
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15

While the bill providing for the sus-
pension for six months of certain per-
sonal guarantees. was being given its
second reading anonymous circulars
were distributed in the lobby of the
senate These contained threats
against the members of the permanent
commission in case the measure was
adopted.
HOSPITAL ARRANGEMENTS AT
GALVESTON ARE COMPLETE
Galveston. Texas. March 15.-Eighty
Missouri mules arrived at Camp
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-03-15

additional Mexico News on Page 10
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02

inspiration and beauty. At the foot
fthe traveller lies the valley floor
the green trees and meadows and the
winding river giving the effect OF a
rich velvet carpet over which line
of silver has been drawn; here and
there one gets glimpses of the foam
ing white waters hurling themselves
to the valley below; on both sides Of
the valley rise the great walls OF
rock, sculptured by the elements into
various fantastic shapes and figures.
Trees Twenty Centuries Old.
In the Yosemite the Sequoia and the
General Grant National parks are
found the groves Of big trees the like
of which are seen nowhere else in the
world. These trees grow to height
of $40 feet and have circumference
of over 100 feet at the base. the bark
sometimes exceeding 40 inches in
thickness.
The rings in the trunks Of these
trees show that many Of them are
over 1000 years old. Cathedrals and
castles have been built and fallen into
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02

decay, empires have come and gone.
but these grizzly giants of the western
slopes still raise their hoary heads and
spread their grateful shade as they
did in the days of the Caesars.
The largest glacial system in the
world radiating from any single peak
is situated on Mount Rainier in west
ern Washington. The Mount Rainier
National Park includes the mass of
this great mountain and all the ap-
proaches to it.
The Crater Lake National Park in
Oregon has within its borders lake
that is unique among the natural
wonders of the world. This lake, into
which no streams flow and which has
no visible outlet. lies in what is left
to the caldera of great mountain
that rose to an elevation of over a.
600 feet above the sea.
1t is almost forty years since con-
gress laid the beginning Of the great
national park system by passing the
act creating the Yellowstone National
Park, approved March 1, 1872. Other
parks have been created since, until
at present the area embraced in these
pleasure grounds of the people
amounts to over 100000 acres.
The policy of establishing national
parks has resulted in preserving from
private exploitation and gain great
areas which are characterized by mag,
nificent scenery and which are used
as vacation resorts by thousands OF
people
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02
BLAcKMAILING MUST BE ART
Amateur Makes Mistake When He
Seeks to Make Money in Such
an Avocaton.

Police Commissioner Waldo Of New
York was talking about blackmailers.
They are, as rule, stupid" he
said. Their threatening letters are
as ludicrous in their stupidity as a
letter friend of mine received the
other day.
And Commissioner Waldo, with a
laugh, produced the letter. Written
in large, boyish hand, it said:
Deer sir-Your winder was brok-
en- by bad boi wat throo it throo
four three pirpus. The ball belonged
two nee, but an eneme of mine
snealed it and did the deed to put
the blame on NEE. am sorry he did
1t, and that it have give you crate
pain, and 1 have prosecuted the per-
peetrater wot done it. But you would
not have thee innocent suffer fer the
gilty, so, if you drop thee ball over
the garden wall. If you don't be,
ware!-(Signed) Innocent"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02
THEY CHEATED AT CARDS
Experienced Shopper, Who Was Wise,
Put Hubby Onto Facts of
the Case.

Speaking of family poker parties,
this really happened:
A young married couple attended
such a session at the home Of a
neighbor the other night. And when
this young couple got home, the fe-
male end of the sketch said:
"Jim, 1 hate to say anything about
the Halls-tRey seem to be nice peo-
pie. But I'm afraid they cheat at
cards."
"Nonsense!"
81 knew you'd say that, and it's
dear of you to be so unsuspecting.
But-well, what was the price Of the
chips, tonight? Five cents each?
That's what 1 thought. Jim, ex-
amined those chips carefully, and
they're the very same thing that
could have bought at Jones's store
for dollar a hundred in all three
colors, tool"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02
Not Sufficiently Eager.

A little miss of five years was under
the ban of disobedience. She had been
told to put away her playthings, as it
was near bed time. She did not obey
the comamnd and, when forced to do
so, gave way to petulant display of
temper. Her father, who was upstairs,
heard the commotion and, being made
acquainted with the cause, summoned
the child to his presence Irma start
ed to the stairs, but suddenly made a
turn, dashed along the hall and out Of
the house. OF course she was soon
captured, but her excitement was so
great that she was put to bed at once.
Mothers effort soothed the child and
then she was asked: "Why did you
run away when your father called
you?" The reply came promptly
enough: "You don't suppose, mamma,
that 1 wanted a whipping bad enough
to go upstairs after it?"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02
The Bible.

1t is the charter of true liberty: the
forerunner of civilization; the molder
Of institutions and governments: the
fashioner of law; the secret of ~.
tional progress; the guide of history;
the ornament and handspring of liter
ature; the friend of science; the in
spiration Of philosophers; the text
book Of ethics; the light of the intel
lect; the answer to the deepest hum
an heart-hungerings; the soul of all
strong heart life; the illuminator of
darkness; the regulator of all high
and worthy standards; the comfort In
sorrow; the strength in weakness: the
pathway in perplexity; the escape from
temptation; the steadier in a day of
power; the emf odiment of all lofty
ideals; the begetter of life; the prom
ise of the future: the star of deaths
night; the revealar of God; the guide
ana hope and inspiration Of man.
Bishop w. F. Anderson.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-08-02
Stop Thief!

Sam Wallach was telling story on
himself and Frank Mcintyre at little
gathering Of theatrical 1eople a few
nights ago.
Il was manager for Robert Edeson, "
he said Frank was in the company.
We struck Riverside, Cal, and in the
hotel was big vase full of fine or
anges. When Frank and got ready
to retire we decided we wanted some
of those oranges. Frank stood in front
of the vase and l swiped two oranges.
Then we started for the elevator. At
that juncture the hotel clerk called to
US:
"'Going to bed?' he asked pleasant
ly.
"'Yes,' 1 replied nervously.
"'Well, take some oranges up with
you,' said the clerk. That's what
they're there for
80" concluded Wallach, Frank
went back and got New York
Telegraph.