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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24
ELOPERs HELLO At M'AlEsTER
Special to Daily Leader

McAlester, Okla. Jan %. Acting
o photographic instructions from Will
lurton, the police here took Robert
Porter and Miss May Williams of
the midnight Rock Island train and
held them here The girls father ar
rived Sunday and took her home While
the shariff of Latimer county took
Porter back on warrant charging
him with abduction The girl is II
years old They said they We're on
their way to PaWnee to be married.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

Friends OF 9ongl essman Jim Mann,
of Illinois, was was recently accused
of having favored the retention OF
Guthrie as the headquarters of the
federal court for the Western district
of Oklahoma, are incensed at an ar
ticle under a Guthrie date line which
recently appeared in morning news
paper Of oklahoma City in which
Mann is accused of sticking with
Guthrie because he was the owner of
the Guthrie gas plant and that his
former private secretary was in
charge 0. his interests there. >.
seems Congressman Madden, of Hi
hois, is interested in the Guthrie gas
plant instead Of Mann, and libel pro
ceedings against the newspaper pub
fishing the story are being limited at.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24
HASKELL BUYS NEWSPAPER
Special to Daily Leader.

Special to Daily Leader.
McAlester. Okla. Jan pa trade
has been consummated here whereby
Former Governor Haskell and Private
Secretary w. b. Anthony become the
purchasers and proprietors Of the
daily HeraldDemocrat OF this city.
The Herald-Democrat win be continu-
ed as an afternoon paper
The paper viii be published in the
interests OF the democratic party and
viii advocate the election of Govern
or Haskell as United States senator
from Oklahoma 10 succeed Hon.
Robert l.. Owen. whose term expires
two years hence.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24
Foley's Kidney Remedy

L. Mcconnell, Catherine St, III
mira, n. Y, writes: q Tish 10 eX
press my appreciation )f the greet
good | derived from rJlsy's Kidney
Remedy, which | Use IL" d bad case
Of kidney trouble. Fiva bvftles did
the work most effectivel Ind proved
TO me beyond DOUBT IL - the most re-
lleble' kidney M Cir'ae | have eve
taken. &C NJ. Craner
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24
ESTABLISHED 1872.
n. q. 3, BEER

NEW ORLEANS, ia.
Cotton, Stocks, Bonds, Coffee, Cot
ton Seed Oil, Grain md Provisions
MEMBERS.
New Orleans Cotton Exchange.
N. 0. Future Brokers Association.
New York Stock Exchange.
New York Cotton Exchange.
New York Coffee Exchange.
New York Produce Exchange.
Chicago Board Of Trade.
ASSOCIATE MEMBERS OF
Liverpool Cotton Association.
Private wires to prime al points.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

against Governor Haskell and Others
is a move OF former Governor Hasken
to have United States Attorney
Gbgg's manner of conducting The
prosecution probed 1t is rumored
that privately Mr. Wright thinks the
proposed probe is aimed at Mr.
Wrihgt Others in Washington con
cur in that opinion.
L. n Houston, receiver of the
Guthrie land office, is among the late
Oklahoma arrivals in Washington Mr
Houston oice expires in February
and he is here seeking a reappoint-
ment Only recently the El Reno and
Guthrie land offices were consolidated
Ia Guthrie aud Mr.. Houston is more
anious than ever to serve Uncle Sam.
!, is expected that former Governor
Haskell viii shortly pay the national
capital q visit and that while here he
viii inspect the new senate ofice
building and the seat occupied by
Senator r. l.. Owen of oklahoma
which, before the war, was occupied
by JEFFERSON Davis, the president OF
the Confederacy. During the Civil
war. an irate soldier thrust a bayonet
through the now historic desk, and
while Senator owen is in Oklahoma
forming the dcquaintanceship of the
new members OF the Oklahoma legis-
lature. who will be called upon to
select the net United States senator
from the baby state, Governor Haskell
will inspetc the famous seat now oc-
cupied by Senator Owen( with a pos
slble view OF deciding to occupy it
himself
recent oklahoma visitor to Wash
ington is authority for the statement
that Governor Haskell intends coming
to the national capital for tour OF
inspection within a week or so.
Congressman Dick Morgan, OF the
Second Oklahoma district. aas SO Iar
failed to endorse anyone for the post
mastership at Oklahoma City which
/ became vacant on January %. Post.
master Brown. the incumbent. has
held the office for twelve years and
/ is SAID TO be backed BY strong ycal
estate ring, while George II Dodson,
secretary " the Republican state
committee, has the endorsement oI
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

Constipation is the cause or many
ailments aud disorders that make life
miserable Take Chamberian's
stomach and Liver Tablets, keep
your bowels regular and YOU will
avoid these diseases, For sale by all
dealers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

tate Chairman Harris, Dennis T..
Flynn, G. G. Jones and the state and
county committees Cade has with
held his endorsement and Morgan is
twisting about on his congressional
chair, wondering which way he had
better jump. AT present Morgan is
rather inclined to endorse Dodson,
he has not so announced.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

First published in Guthrie Daily Leader
January p, l9l1)
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

OLD PAPER FOR SALE AT THIS
OFFICE,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

AtIHHltF.
Subscribed aud sworn to before me
his nth day OF January. 1911,
{. 5. BRENGLE.
Notary Public
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24

Don c. McCurtain, of McAlester
Okla, newly appointed governor Of
the Choctaw nation is in Washington
and will spend several weeks with
Secretary of the Interior Ballinger
in going over the proposed logisla
tion pending in congress which pro-
vides for the final winding up Of af-
fairs in the Choctaw and Chickasaw
nations.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-24
REPORT or THE CONDITION
OF THE
FARMERS GUARANTY BANK

lolal .,tt...........t.. ..-+. S-h, b-o.id
State of Oklahoma County of Logan, ss,
l. W. u. Dozier. Cashier of the above
named bank do solemnly swear that
the above statement is true to .he best
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

A statement denying the recent r,-
pons about the abandonment Of the
Red Cross Christmas seal sale has
been issued by the National ABsocia'
tios for the Study and Prevention Of
tuberculosis. The statement declares
that not only will the sale be held
this year. ~ in the past three years.
but that II will be conducted ON broad.
or lines than ever before. The only
order issued by the postoiilco depart.
ment which bears on the sale OF Red
Cross seals was sent out on July 1,
and prohibits the use Of the mails TO
letters and packages bearing non.
postage stamps on the face. and also
70 any mail bearing seals which re-
semble postage stamps. II used either
on the face or back The Rcd Cross
seal to be used this year has been
submitted 10 tho postoflco depart.
mthnt and approved. and thus may be
used, but only on the back Of letters
and packages. The design to be used
this year depicts a pretty winter scene
enclosed In a heavy red circle. The
corners are white, thus giving tho ef'
feet when Affixed TO letter or a
package OF round seal.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
AttraetIve NIllanea.

Writing Of the necessity for neat
ness In private premises as n requisite
for attractive villages. William Nor
ris says:
"Stlll more Ia this necessary, clean
Illness and decency everywhere. In the
cottage as well as in the palace. the
lack Of that is serious piece Of man
nors for us to correct; that lack and
all the inequalities OF life. and the
heaped-up thoughtlossness and disor
der OF 30 many centuries that cause
It; and as yet It is only a very few
men who have begun TO think about O
remedy for II In It's widest range
Green's Fruit Grower.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
MUST HAVE NATURAL BEAUTY
Frequently Meadows In Parks, That
Night Be Made Attrsetlse,
are Spoiled.

Tho designer Of % park should as.
sign proper places for suudry things
Tor variety OF purposes aud must
meet many limitations and practical
requirements always with the beauty
Of the whole as well as Of the parts
In mind as tho prime consideration.
For instance. II a meadow IL TO be
provided as prominent landscape
feature because Of It's usefulness Tor
strolling and for field sports. II must
constantly be borne In mind that the
beauty Of a meadow consists In It's
breadth and simplicity. in It's smooth,
continuous green sward and In its
naturalnoss. Many things are done to
q park meadow in direct contraven.
ton Of these obvious characteristics.
Its breadth is broken by conspicuous
drives and walks. It's simplicity is
ruined by flower beds. It's grcensward
Is injured by excessive tramping or
by shortcut paths being allowed to be
worn In II and It's naturalness Is de.
stroyod by grading II to n fairness not
characteristic OF the surrounding topo
graphy or by harsh obvious artificial
turf terraces, or by planting regular
rows OF trees along It's borders.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
ECZEMA lTCHED so BADLY
COULDN'T STAND IT."

Il suffered with eczema on my neck
for about siH months. beginning by H..
tie pimples breaking out. Kept
scratching till the blood came. II kept
getting worse. couldn't sleep nights
any more. II kept itching for about
month, then went TO doctor Wqd
got some liquid TO take. II seemed
as II ! was going to ge, better. The
Itching stopped for about three days.
but when II started again. was even
worse than before. The eczema itched
30 badly couldn't stand II any more,
81 went TO doctor and he gave mo
some medicine. but didn't do any good
We have been having Cutlcurn Rem.
edics In the house. 30 ! decided TO try
them. | had been using Cuticura
Soap 30 ! got me box OF Cutlcura
Ointment. and washed of the affected
part with Cutlcurn Soap three times a
lay. and then put the Cut'or oint.
ment on. Tho FIRST day r" on. II
relieved me OF Itching 10 could sleep
III that night. II took about a week.
hen could sec the scab come on.
lept the treatment up for three weeks.
nd my eczema was cured.
Any brother got his face burned
NTH gun.powdcr. and he used Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment Tho people all
fought he would have sears, but You
emit sec that no ever had his face
bTned II was simply awful to look
At before the Cuucura Remedies
tsoap and OntmonO cured IT,"
sgncd) Miss Elizabeth Gohrh. For
ret City. Ark. Oct 10. 1910. Although
Cuioura Soap and Ointment nre sold
bIdruggists and dealers everywhere
a ample Of each. with 32-pnse book
VT e mailed free on application "a
Z 'rlueura," Dept. II l., Boston.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

Mrs. Carter and her cook. SAYS the
brooklyn Citizen. were discussing the
murder which had narrowed the dusky
citizens OF the countryside.
win dcy hang him fer KILN OF
his wife. Miss Cyartcr2'
We can't toll yet. Aunt jimmy The
court will decide. OF course, II they
prove he did II on purpose"
Done Il purpose Law, Miss
Cyartor. in course he kilt him wife a
purposo' Honey. amt | done been
married. Don't know men7'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

A plan was formed TO scare n GER
tain Tim Casey. living In a village
near belfast ON his returning from
market by night past the ohurchyard
As he went by. the usual turnip. white
sheet and lanthorn Of the convention
al ghost we're submitted to his gaze
with the customary weird howls. Tim
however. simply looked hNcdly at III,
apuaritlou for moment and re
marked. "Arrah. now. and il II gen
cral resurrection. or are yc just takins
q walk by yCrself7"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
A REMARKABLE
CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA
Munyon's Stomach Treatment
Performing Miracles.
MUNY0N TELLS YOU
HOW TO GET WELL
FREE OF CHARGE

"a few days ago received letter
from young man, who states he H. Is
years OF age. and has occupied several
Important positions. but owing 60 indi-
enable to concentrate his mind upon his
work and has consequently been dis
charged ON the ground ut neglect Of duty.
man " steady habits but for years he
has suffered from dyspepsia. which has
20 affected bis nerves that he il unable
70 sleep, and that It Is not neglect upon
hts part. nor lack Of interest In the bust
ness, hut simply physical weakness lie
asks my advice IN this matter
For the hgncnt ~ n large number ~
those similarly situated propose to
answer this letter publicly, hoping that
u may be tho means Of helping many
who may be affected In this way
In the nrgt place. the stomach must
be made well before tho nerves can be
made strong. The nerves must b. made
strong before one can sleep well. No
one II capable Of doing his best who is In
any way troubled with insomnia or any
form Of nervousness. The greatest gene
indomitablc Will They have had perfect
digestion, being able to cat VOL. and di-
gcst all they ate.
1T n said that Napoleon lost the bat
Tie OF waterloo because of ~ ~ iudi-
rcation. Grants enormous reserve power
was duo 90 "a well stomach. Abraham
Lincoln SAID that ne dld not know mat
n said could work Is hours day. eat
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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
Hone TOlUn.
Y Helps Y
STREETS ALL TOO MARROW
Properly Laid out, They Should Be
Pathways. Lined With Trees and
Masses Of Shrubhery.

When shall We get down to sens.
bic system Of wide streets and ave.
uucs and obtain parkways OF sufficient
width so that We may avoid straight
lines OF trees and have real parkways
filled with groups Of trees and masses
Of shrub.ery? Some Of the streets uf
towns aud villages thickly planted to
tall. strictgrowing trees. afford one
no broader Views than ubtainuble In
a deep canyon. There IL no question
but We plant street trees too thickly
and too often gain. after lapse Of
years. q rooilCss tunnel Of green Such
streets shut out lovely rural Views.
mountain views or coastal outlooks
that should constitute the chief uttrac.
ton to the district Street planting,
like garden planting. should always be
done with the outlook In view. the dis.
tant prospect Of earth. sky. mountain,
or sea With wide parkways We may
have our walks In !cng. sweeping
slight but graceful curves passing first
10 the right and then to the left OF
trees clumps or shrubbcry They
would then be narrow parks or park
lngs We would IN this manner over
come tile harsh. monotonous street
limos. and both driver and pedestrian
be treated 10 an ever-changIug scene
Instead Of living tonpin alleys. All res
ldence cites admitting would be en-
HANGED I'm value n We followed thi,
natural method Of street planting
never an exact duplication to be found
In any single mile Of IT, Then. indeed
would art prevail.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
TOO MUCH FOR SMALL BRAIN
Gig Word Meant an Effort, but This
Little Girl Made Brave
Attempt.

This incident occurred Just after o
Jewish holiday II was In third
grade school In Cleveland In n dis.
trict OF Russian and Hungarian Jews.
The teacher was explaining the
meaning Of the word judlcious. She
asked the children to give her stories
about the word.
After several had given illustra.
lions about the judiclous use OF
money, the teacher said:
Now give me story about some.
thing judiclous. without money in IT,"
A little girl finally volunteered. She
said:
ION our holiday we had roast goose
and whole lot OF other jew dishes"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

Among the bargains TO be found
these days are women's hats, and a
fashionable young Philadelphia wife,
who has all the hats she can wear
Without exciting suspicion, could not
resist the temptation TO add lust one
more" TO the collection. When she
reached home. she produced II for
hubby's admiration.
Howard, it's poeml" she said
"Yes, but II doesn't rhyme wcll
with my pocketbook at this time he
commented.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

Brainerd II Warner big real es.
tate operator OF Washington. gave a
reception not long ago and invited to
the function many Of the clty's most
prominent men, Late IN the evening
he approached his friend. Rudolph
Kaufman. with this plant;
Rudolph, who is that distinguished
looking chap over there by the doorY
! ought to speak TO him; but can't
recall his name, although I've seen
him often"
60 right ahead and speak to him"
said Mr. Kaufman. ut will be all
right. He's the caterers head wait.
er."-The Sunday Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

An interesting sight In London IL
one OF the great periodical sales OF
raw skins and furs held at a fur ware.
house in the city. The magnitude OF
the trade and the vast amount OF
money involved would surprise any
one who visited one Of these sales for
the FIRST time. At the premises IN
Great Queen street one can wander
from floor to floor piled with thou,
sands upon thousands OF skins until
one begins 10 wonder where all the
creatures they once clothed lived.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

HUH WHAT Vacations over With
got to md my books7
wy. ma IVY. m" an While Smith
Just gut some more fah hookH'
wy, we'd made up to catch that bass
Down In IN willer pooll
don't care who will head my class
Aw.
Ishnw.
Ma
l don't wan tub 70 tub school
/ IN hot M teacher will he mean;
I know Just what she'll do
/ She'll nay my hams an face Amt oicai
An mako me wash EN-. tool
/ ~ heap ruth"r not 10 30.
I lll not grow up fool
Aw. shuckal 4 boy don't have no show
Aw.
pshaw.
Ma
don't wan tub go tuh school
Aw, what n Herbert ionca does 70
] An never mifs u dly7
/ You srid Yourself he's mighty slow
/ ~ lolrnIn'. anyway
/ You know tf Teacher picks on mo
/ An rDyH I break m rule
/ An - ulwuys cross as she can be-
/ Aw.
| Pshnw.
Ma
/ don't wan tub 40 tub school
WHAT Got TO carry nh them booksI
They're awful heavy. ma.
. I'm slckl You'd know II by my looks.
don't care! Just tell pal
don't want to be president
| Amt stubborn ns n mulol
! fou'll whip mo7 l don't care a cenl
! Aw.
! Pshaw.
| Ma
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

The new missionary is telling the
cannibal ehieftain OF the situation at
home,
There is tremendous meat work
ers' strike on" he says Men are
riotlng day and night The people
are suffering because OF the meat
famine. Really am tempted 20 think
there is more call for us missionarlos
there than here"
But II you so back there, We viii
have n meat famine. too" argues the
eannibal chieftain. petulantly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
swlss Woman Preacher.

Miss Gertrude Won Petzold will prob.
ably be the first woman preacher In
Switzerland, now that the synod OF
the cantons has decided that women
may preach. She was formerly min.
lister Of the Free Christian church In
Leicester England, Where she was
born, She has also preached In this
country.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
Reassurlna.

81 suppose" says the brutal nus
band, that II were to die and leave
you fortune Of twenty or thirty mil.
lions, you would marry tho FIRST good
looking man that came along"
II would do no such thing" replies
tho fond wife. why. the ideal As n
would take the first man that came
along! certainly should feel that I
was able to look around n little and
make some sort OF choice"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

Planting In city parks on Arbor day
should be stopped, for It is worse than
useless and is always frowned upon
by our park superintendent and prac.
teal plantsmen. our school grounds
are NJ subjects for the enthusiasm OF
Arbor day planters. for here trees are
always needed and this work should
be confined TO juvenile audiences. for
seldom is Arbor day planting properly
done Exchange.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

An enthusiastic friend was dllaung
to the wOman landscape gardener on
the obvious advantages she must de-
rive from actually experimenting the
Wofkmen who executed her designs.
Being right out with nature that
way you must lesrn 30 many interest.
lng things" said the friend,
u de-" said the gardener, 81 can tell
the different kinds Of whisky. the diff.
terent kinds Of tobacco and the differ
snt Kinds Of profanity a rod away"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
Just So.

II wonder" unused the woman, aft
or unpacking her new gown and clut
tering the floor with boy lid, and pa
per. and string. 81 wonder why they
call new dress creation"
"Uhl" answers her husband. That's
easy. II takes about six days TO FIN.
ish It and the result Ia criticised py
everybody that sees IT,"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
One or the others.

when young man has not learn
ed 20 dance, and prefers 10 sit out the
numbers. and the young ladies' object
what should he dof"
ut seems to me a man should either
learn 10 dance or learn TO talk"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
carelessly Gathered.

What fswers OF speech our new
minister uses"
Yes. cut flowers; they have little
or no connection with tho stem Of
his discourses."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

lnhammatery rheumatism may make
Ton cripple fer life. Don't wait for
lnihammation 70 st in. When the first
'lght pains APPEAR, drive the poison out
with Hamlins Wizard OIL.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
No, a Dit.

Tn getting married Mr.. sothcrn
and Miss Marlowc showed very little
consideration for the public"
why so7"
There's no fun In watching n man
and his wife play Romeo and Juliet 4"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
aEAurIFuLP POST CARDS FRFl

Hsnd % stamp fof nve samples Of ~ very chuics
at Uud umDussod niuhdaT flousf sd Motto
Post Oauis. beautiful coura and toveliest dssirss
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

It's human nature, but bad medl'
cine, TO buck about the walk up hill
after we've enjoyed a good long slide
down.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

when we get down we wonder how
II happened. but when We win We ac.
ccpt II an perfectly naturall
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

There are cures for the dope and
rum addictions, but the selfkidder
never gets II out Of his systeml
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06

nrs. winsiov'a Soothing syrup for Chlldr,u
teethinr suftens the guns, reduces innammA
ton, allaya pain, cures wind collie, 10 q bottle
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
PHILOSOPHICAL WOMAN.

"where is your husband tonightr
asks the sympathetic friend
81 don't know. really"
you don't know I should think
that would worry you"
Not bit. I'm glad | don't know
where he Ii. II knew. then 1t might
worry mo-"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-10-06
Wasted Opportunity.

stella-,what do you consider a
waste Of opportunity?
Bella-A freight train going through
a tunnel