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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Bodies Thrown in the River.

Two negroes were shot to death in
race war near Charlottesville, Mo-.
and their bodies thrown in the Mis-.
sissippi river. The shooting was
the elimination of bitter race feel
ing and a pitched battle between
armed negroes and whites took
place.
Several Of the smaller towns in
that part Of Missouri have posted
signs warning negroes to pass on or
take the consequences.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Never Out OF Work.

The busiest little things ever made
are DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
Every pill is sugar-coated globule
of health, that changes weakness in
to strength, languor into energy.
brain-fsg into mental power; curing
Constipation. Headache, Chills, Dys-
pepsia. Malaria. Only 25c at All
Druggists.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
On ManSlaughter Charge.

Hodgenville. KY, Oct. 13-Out
fifteen hours, the jury in the Larue
circuit court this afternoon found
Philip Thompson guilty Of voluntary
msnslaughter in connection with the
charge of numbering John Clark at
Otter Creek last May 7. He was sent
from two to ten years.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Women Win Out.

San Francisco. Oct. l3.-Woman's
suffrage has triumphed in Califor-
mia. Struggling returns wipe out
the anti-majority. given the wo-
mans suffrage majority of 1878.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Suing the City.

The city of Henderson is the de-
PENDANT in nine damage suits as fol-
lows:
M. D, Robinson, nuisance. $1,000.
]. T. Spann. nuisance. $1,000
H. B. Drury. nuisance. $500.
W. H. Sasseen, nuisance, $1,000.
r. A. Sutton. nuisance $1,000.
Miss Mamie Toomey, damages,
1000.
Joseph C. Dixon. damages. So. O65.
L. D Springfield, damages. 81. 500.
Total. $17.575
R. c. Blackwell. injunction suit
against the city.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Postal Savings Banks.

Postal savings banks will be es-
tablished at the following Kentucky
postoffice October &c: Adairville,
Burnside, Clinton. Dawson Springs,
Eddyville, Falmouth, Hartford.
Hodgenville. Horse Cave and Lon
don.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17

Cottage of 6 rooms at % West 18th
street. newly painted and in good
condition. Less than one square
from Main street. House now occu-
pied but will be vacated to suit.
Apply to CHAS. M. MEACHAM.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Must Be Imported.

A Cincinnati man charged with
selling champagne escaped because
the jury decided that nothing is
champagne that is not made in
Champagne, France. The American
imitation is not the real article.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17

James B. Mcnamara is on trial
charged with the murder of Charles
]. Haggerty, a machinist, who with
twenty other men met death in the
Log Angeles Times disaster a year
ago.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17

The Kentucky Synod of the Pres
byterian church is in session at
Bowling Green with more than one
hundred delegates in attendance.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
COunCllmen.

First ward-John j. Metcalfe.
Second ward-W. S. Harmed.
Third Ward-H. L. Hayden.
Fourth Ward-F. W. Dabney.
Sixth Ward-Wm. H. Draper.
Seventh Ward-W. A. P'Pool.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts
or burns without a scar. Cures piles,
eczema, salt rheum. any itching.
Doan's Ointment. Your druggist
sells it.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17

Aviator c. P. Rogers, having flown
from New York to Kansas City, l,4S2
miles, is now en- route for San An
tonic and the Pacific coast.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
$4,000

To loan on frst-class real estate So
curity. The rs. KNIGHT & co.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
For United States Senator,
OLLIE M. JAMES,

For United States Senator,
OLLIE M. JAMES,
Of Crittenden.
For Governor,
JAMES B. McCREARY,
of Madison.
For Lieutenant Governor,
E. J. McDERMoTT,
of Louisville.
FOR State Treasurer,
THOMAS G. RHEA,
of Logan.
For Auditor,
HENRY M. BOSWORTH,
Of Fayette.
For Attorney General,
JAMES GARRETT,
of Adair,
For Secretary Estate,
C. F. CRECELIOUS,
of Pendleton.
For Superintendent of Publ: In
struction.
BARKSDAIE HAMLET,
of,Christian.
For Commissioner of Agriculture
]. W. NEWMAN,
of Woodford.
For Clerk of Court of Appeals
RI. GREENE,
of Franklin.
Railroad Commissioner,
LAWRENCE B. FINN,
of Simpson.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
PREFERRED LOCALS.

See j. H. Dagg for contracting
building and general repair work Of
all kinds. Phone 476.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17

Cheapest accident insurance-Dr.
Thomas Electric Oil. Stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggists
sell Il.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-10-17
Rhea On Stump.

Hon. John S. Rhea will speak at
the following times and places:
Canton. Tuesday afternoon. Oct.
l7th. at o'clock.
Wallonia. Wednesday afternoon,
Oct. 18th. at / o'clock.
Lamasco, Thursday afternoon,
Oct. 10Th. at l o'clock.
Eddyville, Thursday night, Oct.
18th, at 1880 o'clock.
Feel languid. weak. run-doWn?
Headache? Stomach "off"?-Just a
plain case Of lazy liver. Burdock
Blood Bitters tones liver -and stom-
ach. promotes digestion. purifes the
blood.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
SENATOR ROOTS ATTITUDE.
Fully Explained In Little Note to the
Vice President.

Vice President.
Senator Root, former secretary Of
state, is given to writing little per-
sonal notes to friends when he is
weary Of the tedium of any formal
body of which he Is member. When
he was at The Hague last summer as
attorney in the fisheries arbitration
he penned many Of these missives to
his associate, Samuel ]. Elder of Bos.
ton, such as, Sam. keep an eye on
the clock"
There Is certain western senator
who talks so much that he wears the
senate to fragile. One day last ses-
sion this senator was making his sixth
or seventh speech of the afternoon.
Senator Root became absorbed in con-
versatlon with the late Senator Clay
of Georgia. It was such an audible
conversation as to be strictly against
the rules. Vice President Sherman
raped sternly for order and at last
caught Senator Roots eye. whereupon
the conversation ceased.
A few minutes later page handed
a note up to the vice presidents desk.
It was from Senator Root and read:
IF the vice president wishes me SIM
ply to be in order / will obey, but If
he wishes me to listen to that speech
of Senator Blank he may go to-a hot
ter place than Washington. Wash.
ington Letter to Boston Herald.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Dickens Desk.

A writing desk which belonged to
Charles Dickens was sold the other
day at the mart in Wellington street.
This is the desk whose reckless
treatment by American railway por-
tcrs he bitterly laments in Il letter adj
dressed to John Forster. dated Dec.
%, 1867. Nearly every case have"
he writes, us already broken. When
we started from Boston yesterday
behc!d, to my unspeakable amaze
ment, Scott. my dresser, bearing
flushed countenance against the wall
of the Car and weeping bitterly. 1t
was over my smashed writing desk"
Among other relics Of the novelist
which will come under the hammer Is
the cane chair used by him in his pri.
vate office when he edited All the
Year Round. -Westminster Gazette
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
CoNoUERlNG THE AIR.
The Chemist Is In the Battle as Well
as the Aviator

The conquest Of the air is being
made by the chemist as we'll as by the
aeronaut. The advantage is with the
chemist, who not only supplies the aero
naut with needful things. such us the
bag and the gas. the frame of the
heavier than air machine. the motor
and the gasoline. but with remarkable
results has also made an independent
study Of the air.
1t Is pleasant to have our theories
verified. When air was liqucfied and
solidifed, as the theory of heat pre-
dicted 1t would he, there was intense
satisfaction in scientific circles. The
first great expectations of what liquid
air might do We're not realized, but
important uses for 1t are being found.
Since it's constituents have different
boiling points they can be separated
from one another by the same methods
Of distillation that are employed to
separate alcohol from water. Thus is
obtained nitrogen, from which is man.
ufactured a fertilizer essential to the
growth Of wheat, known as nitrolime
or calcium cyanamide. This is prepar-
ed by passing nitrogen over redhot cal
cium carbide.
The oxygen separated In the distflla-
ton process Is not wasted, but Is used,
for instance, in the oNyacetylene blow
pipe, the flame temperature Of which
Is nearly equal to that of the electric
arc
The blowpipe Is employed to make
large rubtes by melting small ones to-
gethcr, to weld iron and steel, to cut
steel beams any desired length and to
cut portfolios in the sides of battleslips
and to do the latter so rapidly as to
displace the older mechanical methods.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
THE sARGAss0 SEA.
II You See It Lying Around Loose
Notify the Gsographers.

II You See It Lying Around Loose
Notify the Geographers.
If any one has seen anything Of the
Sargasso sea he will confer a great
favor upon the geographers by report
ing his discovery, says writer In
Success Magazine. For some time
there has been a suspicion that this
prominent feature Of the Atlantic ocean
maps and of the stories of old sailors
is largely mythical.
a recent Norwegian expedition sent
out to search for the Sargasso sea re-
ports great deal Of sea, but very little
sargasso. 1t Is true that they discov.
cred a place in the north Atlantic
where seaweed is rather common, but
as for a mass of marine plants so
dense that sailing vessels are held fast
in 1t while the mariners die lingering
death of starvation-there is nothing III
it. In fact, these meddlesome Scandi-
navians hint broadly that there has
never been any such place.
If any one will kindly return the Sar:
gasso sea to its proper place in the
Atlantic ocean all will be forgiven and
no questions asked; otherwise moth
ing can save this we'll known phenom-
enon from going the way Of the sea
serpent, the mermaid and DR.. Cooks
great discovery.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Tho Use Of Antitoxin.

The American Medicine strongly
urging a more general use of diph-
liberia antitoxin, says that 1.-THE time
Is close at hand when failure to use
antitoxin will impose criminal as we'll
as civil responsibility" 1t adds that
"for medical man to assume an an
tagonistic attitude to antitoxin comes
perilously near to willful negligence"
and declares that the death rate from
has been steadily going
down since the discovery of the pre-
ventive serum. France has led the
way" says this medical authority.
land with its mortality rate the lowest
Of all the civilized countries Of the
world takes unquestionable leadership
among progressive nations. Her sue
cess, however, serves to put all the
other countries to shame. If France
can achieve such distinctive triumph
over one Of humanity's dread dis
eases other countries can do likewise"
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Choice Of Three.

"You'll have to do one Of three
things" declared the very portly con.
ductor.
The ticketless passenger looked up
insolehtly and said. "Well?"
"Sllow yer ticket. pay yer fare or
git off," answered the very portly con.
ductor.
The insolent passenger leaned out of
the window.
"And you. too, my friend.' he said
seriously. will have to do one OF three
things"
"WeIlT q,,eried the portly conductor
confidently.
"Walk more" retorted the passenger.
''eut less or bust!"
And by the time the fat conductor
had recovered the train had left the
station.-Buffalo News. q.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Tho Northwest Passage,

The search for the northwest pas.
sage began almost Immediately after
the discovery of America. In 1886 a
company was formed in London for
the purpose of discovering such a pas.
sage, and from that time on for more
than three centuries the quest was
kept up. For many years the British
parliament had standing reward Of
100000 for the one who should sue.
coed in finding way around North
America into the Pacific. 1t was only
yesterday, as 1t were, that the work
was completely done by A. Amund-
sen, who in 1906 succeeded in sailing
through every foot Of the long sought
passage.-New York American.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication.
Non-coal land.

NOn-COaI land,
Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
Office at Missoula, Montana, Sept. 5,
1911. Notice is hereby given that James
M. Carver, Of Dixon, Montana, who,
on May 26, 1910, made HID. number
02287, for Unit F., ne sw Sec 20, twp.
ION, r. Il W, M. NJ, has filed notice of
intention to make final communication
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before G. E. White
man, U. S. commissioner, at Dixon,
Montana, on the 23rd day of October,
1911. Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles Austin, W. w. Dunlap, Robert
Sharp, Charles Rathbun, all Of Dixon,
Montana. JOSIAH SKULL,
sep Scot 6 Register.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Johannesbure's Rise and Progress

Johannesburg's Rise and Progress.
If any one gifted with prescience a
generation ago had written out the
story of JOHANNESBURG rise and prog
ress he would have been regarded as
burlesque Jules Verne. For a city
to spring up in the center Of South
Africa in twenty years, to attract a
quarter of million settled popula-
ton and crowd an enormous munich
pal development within single dec
ade sounds certainly more like imag-
nation than fact. So does the ar
rangcment by which she farms her
black domestics out in suburb ten
miles away and runs special trains for
them morning and night. But one
secret of the towns success rests on
her natural throne of forty mile ridge
5000 feet above the sea and her nine
hours of sunshine II day in perhaps
the mi'dest and most equable climate
In the world.-Pall Mall Gazette.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
A MINING STOCK TIP.
Isham Paid to Get II, and Then He
Wouldn't Use Il.

WoUI0n't O60 Ns
II saw the other day what was for
me new dodge for parting the unso.
phisticated from their cash in ex.
change for worthless mining stock"
relates Frederic S. Isham, the author
ut happened in a little mining camp
IN Canada.
"A fortune teller had pitched his
tent opposite a brokers' shop, where
a certain stock-say the Victorian
'mine,' not even a prospect-was being
doomed Having nothing better to do.
one or two Of us strolled into the for
tune tellers place.
"He was the most plausible. persua.
sive and mystical kind Of mortal.
"'You are going to make great
deal of money! he said to me after
impressive preliminaries. Weren't
you thinking of buying a block of min
ing stock todayy
"'No, wasn't, but was invited to
buy some
"IIe went into another trance. I
can't quite see it, what stock you are
going to buy, but 1t begins with a "
the Victor?-yes, that seems it or like
it-almost it. can't quite tell any
more. Only II you buy 1t you'll be
very rich-sell for ten for one in
month-Victor, or something like 1t,
Is going to GAO, and
"At this stage the fortune teller
awoke. He came out of his trance
protesting not to know what he had
been saying. We paid him and went
out. Only we didn't buy any Victor
or Victorian.
1.-THE last l heard Of the fortune tell
er the authorities We're looking for
him and his pal, the broker Needless
to say, neither has been found yet.
They did very we'll, however, while
they lasted-cleaned up twenty thou
sand or so."-New York Sun.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication.

NOn-COaI Ianu. - - . = :.
Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
Office at Missoula, Montana, Sept. s,
1911. Notice is hereby given that
Charles A. Wellington, of Dixon. Mon
tana, who, on May IL, 1910, made HID.
number 02O26, for Unit E, sw ne, wiz
Sc Sec. %, NV ne Sec rs, twp. 18 n,
range % W, M. NJ, has filed notice of
intention to make final communication
proof, to establish claim tothe land above
described, before G. E. Whiteman, a U.
S. commissioner, at Dixon, Montana, on
the 23rd day of Oct, 1911. Claimant
names as witnesses: l.. H. Bueide, j.
I. Thompson, Gilbert LeBeouf, w. w.
Dunlap, all of Dixon, Montana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
sep Scot 6 Register.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication
(NOn-cOal land)

Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Missoula, Montana, Aug,
IA, 1911. Notice is hereby given that
Harry Boyd of Roman, Montana. who
on May 10, 1910, made HID. No. 02049,
for Unit C. E11a NV, Sec. 81, T. 81 NJ,
II. 20 w. M. NJ, has filed notice of in
tention to make final communication proof
to establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before Coker F. Rathbone, a
u. S. Commissioner, at Roman, Mon
tana, on the End day of October, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses: w. V.
Windus, Henry Troendle, James Far
row and Andrew Eek, all of Roman,
Montana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
aug 1S-sept Is Register.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication.
NOn.coal land.

Department of the Interior, U. IS. Land
Office at Missoula, Montana, Sept. s,
1911. Notice is hereby given that Thorn
as S. Arthur of Ravalli, Montana, who,
on May Is, 1910, made HID. No. O2274, for
NWn Sec. 10, twp. II n, range 81 W,
M. NJ, has filed notice of intention to
make final communication proof, to es-
tablish claim to the land above describ-
ed, before G. E. Whiteman, a U. S.
commissioner, at Dixon, Montana, on
the 23rd day of Oct, 1911. Claimant
names as witnesses: Frank Worden,
L. L. Long, Archie Ashton, G. D. Pen
dry, all of Ravalli, Montana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
sep Scot 6 Register.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Observatory Without Telescopes.

Th, Carnegie observatory on Mount
Wilson, in California, is Of white can
vas. like some huge ark You look for
telescopes inside, but in vain: series
Of mirrors appear instead, and 1t Is
the third Of these that does the magni.
flying instead Of the usual telescope
tube. Visitors are accommodated in
cEalets, little house being apportion
ed to each guest. Observations have
been carried on since April, 1904, and
every day a photoheliograph is taken
and several other pictures by means Of
the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Globe.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication.


Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Missoula, Montana, Ang
q, 1911. Notice is hereby given that
William T. Ruedy, of Roman, Mon
No. SSA o2 G' for or Un a 81 N iyi SW Use Sc sW
section %, township 20 NJ, range 20 w.,
M. meridian, has filed notice of inten-
ton to make final communication proof,
to establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before Cocker F. Rathbone, a
u. S. Commissioner, at Roman, Mon
tana, on the 9th day of October, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses: George
H. Putney, John Thirkell, John Nord-
gren and Almon Hooker, all Of Roman,
Montana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
aug 25-sept % Register.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication.
NOn.cOnl land

Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
Office at Missoula, Montana, Sept. 5,
1911. Notice is hereby given that
George H. Giles, of Dixon, Montana, who,
on May Is, 1910, made HID. No. 02263,
for NE Sc Sec. 10, twp. 10 n, range %
w., M. NJ, has filed notice of intention
to make final communication proof, to
establish claim to the land above de.
scribed, before G. e. Whiteman, a U. S.
commissioner, at Dixon, Montana, on the
23rd day of Oct, 1911. Claimant names
as witnesses: Louis Dolls, Frank Ber-
natz, Andrew Madsen, Henry G. D.
Hall, all of Dixon, Montana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
sep. Scot. s Register.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
Notice for Publication.

V3VOII~COtSI 1t&IIOJ
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Missoula, Montana, Aug.
IA, 1911. Notice is hereby given that
Helen McCrackin, of St. Ignatius, Mon
tana, who, on June 2, 1910, made HID.
No. O23SO, for NJ NV section %,
r. 10 N. r. 10 w. M. NJ, has filed
notice of intention to make final COM
mutation proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before Reg
lister and Receiver, at Missoula, Mon
tana, on the End day of October,
1911. Claimant names as witnesses
Joseph Mcdonald, Andrew D. Magee,
Edward Deschamps and Andrew B.
Beckwith, all of St. Ignatius, M ontana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
aug 1S-sept Is Register.
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Out Of Her Line.

"Nfamma." said the young wife,
George Is so irritable He scolds
nearly all the time"
"You must seem to humor him. ia.
net" counseled her mother. Smooth
his fur the right way. It's easy
enough to trim his claws IL YOU
"Trim his claws! Mamma. I'm no
MISUNDERSTANDING Tribune
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
At THE AUCTION.
Man Who Knocks Down IL Always
Good Natured.

Great day. Folks have come from
miles around because 1t is not only
sale. but social event. On a plat
form IN front Of the barn stands the
nuctioneer. Il merry, fluent. white
whis!sered importation from Gilesburg,
twenty-four miles away.
Auctioneer-Now. my good people, 1
have here in my hands a half sack
of-Mside) what is this, George? Ito the
mllltitude)-a half sack of beets. We
have got lot Of dead beats up our
way Cloud laughter), but these are live
beats. Who wants 'em? Who'll give
me Il bid?
Horrible Yap-Fiye cents!
Auctioneer-Five cents. Thank you.
You amt going to beat yourself on
this. are you? uaughter) I'm offered
s cents for this sack Of beets. Who'll
give me ten? ...H
cents!
Auctioneer-Thank you, uncle. I'm
offered 10 cents for this bag of beets,
and they are not dead beats either
General snicker.) Who'll give me IF.
teen? Fifteen?
Mrs. Bodders Is about to bid fifteen,
but doesn't decide quick enough, and
the words are taken out of her mouth
by Bill Hoover. who says loudly. "l'll
give We 10 cents!'
Auctioneer-Tifteen cents for a sack
of beets and all live ones! Who'll make
1t twenty?
q. NJ. H.-Twenty!
Auctioneer-'Twenty! Make it twen-
ty.6ve?
H. Y.-Twenty-five!
Auctioneer very much excited)-
Twenty-five! Make 1t thirty!
Fl. Y. (still more excited)-Thirty!
Auctioneer (after the usual Agony
Sold to this gentleman for 30 cents.
All good. aren't they, uncle?
II. Y Opening bag)-Them amt
beets: them's carrots.
Auctioneer-So they are, uncle, so
they are Carrots are better than
dead beats. amt they? General litter
Of approval. He proceeds to the next
article and the next joke.)-R. l.. Leigh
In Puck.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-09-08
How Berlin Handle, rheft..

The Berlin police have plan for
electrically printing notices of rob.
berry, offers Of reward, etc., in such a
way that the notices leave an auto
matte electric typewriter ready to be
posted up. In two or three minutes
after a robbery has been announced
at one station descriptions Of the
thieves or whatever information is to
be communicated can be on the notice
board Of every station in the city and
suburbs.