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The Washington times., 1911-10-08

ten Kid lived thare was so meny
piruts they was awl the time bump
ing into eetch othir without saying,
Exkuse me, piruts nevir having no
bringing up.
Brave Guy
Capten Kid always had big black
flag with the skull and crawss bones
avn it at the top of his bote, not
beeing afrayed to let the othir botes
no he was a pirut, bekaus he Good
lick them jest the saim weather they
new it or not.
Wen Kapten Kid seen a bote kum-
ing so full of trezure it coodent
stand up strate hardly, he wood hide
his bote behind a big wave, and then
awl of a suddln say, Sic them. fellers
and tern avn the sails.
Capten Kids bote most always
genrilly cawt the othir bote avn ak
kount of the othir bote beeing full OF
trezure and Capten Kids bote not
having nuthing in it but pirutes.
Muny or yure life, varIits, Kapten
Kid wood say, kutttng awf the cap
tens he'd jest to show how eezy he
Good do it.
And wen he got thare muny he
for good mcclure and so they
coodent go hoam and give his dis
kriptshin to the pulleese Sum of
them he Jest kut thare heds awf, and
sum he made them wawk the pIank
awl eXsept the wimin and childr!n,
which he jest throo ovirbord not
wunting to hert thare feaIlngs to
mutch.
A Mock
The trezzure WASN'T no good to
Captin Kid, not being abil to spend
1t. but he liked to berry it places
ware nobody Good nevir find it.
wich was pritty stingy. bekaus If he
coodlnt use 1t himself, he mite as
well of gave it to sum poor guy that
Good of had a CRATE time>awn II.
Kaptin Kid had moar muny than
Rockinfeller and if RockinfeIler ber-
ried his muny insted of giving sum of
it away wen the banks got to full,
wat good wood he be. Hardly eny
The Washington times., 1911-10-08

EAR: I'm cross-so that your dear
|, ~ letter full of cheerness and love and plans for
our could cheer
- For | have discovered that il isn't we'd
"a ~ ding, dear, n's-wel it's just wedding. We
" G haven't anything say about ALL we've got
n NAI to do this that and the other thing because Mrs
LSI IS2\ 'Grundy and Convention" must do it
w. because relatives something, and the
W girls | won't be bridesmaids for
~ foolish reasons other, and I'd just like
my hat take the and
you and be married without fuss and feathers.
hnd that it isn't have economical wedding
bouquets another cab drivers and loom
the horizon with and big bills and altogether have
down the land of dreams where only the wonderful and
side before
with mother and dad lowering helpless and worried
in the background
Home Affair Will Save
think we'll have have home wedding OF I'd
rather be married church, know Dr. Haughton will feel
that ought to be married St Stephens, but home affair will
the price of decorations and carriages, and that's big ITEM
It will that shall have limit the number of brides
whether have big wedding small the
spoken and ] am before God and mani"
if the I've been able actually
determination be economical to the and I'm do it
leave home feeling that dad and mother facing the
lonely house burden OF debt and of making
the happiest in the world.
Do mind? OF course you wont-beng you'll be
church full staring
but please sympthze bit with disappointment won't you
She's Grabbed Old Maid"
P s Oh, honey. what you think? Aunt Henrietta has just
been here and she shoulder the whole of
the wedding, heS Isn't she darling? She says
she's acabbed old maid and this is the that she will
wedding and she is going to have the time OF her fe
was so pleased bt maid of honor
please don't laugh realized the minute myself how absurd
think? Oh I'm afraid Bother the wedding
anyway Why can't | be without all this?
The Washington times., 1911-10-08
He Didn't

Professor = For anatomical reasons,
women cannot stand so long as men.
Young Lady-I guess you never saw
woman having a dress fitted.
The Washington times., 1911-10-08

word from you. You take THAT for
granted, too.
Under her skin, the girl who is en-
tertaining you feels a layer of red
wrath slowly generating. She is show
ing off everything.
What IS the matter with youe Do you
think 1t is an agreeable experience to.
run around getting some one to guide
The Washington times., 1911-10-08
Been There

Blnks-I got sure tip on the race
yesterday.
Minks-that so? How much did you
lose?
The Washington times., 1911-10-08

JPPOSE, Belle >>we was sittin on comf'table
porch with the nearest light billion miles away,
UP in the sky, and there was on'y one fellow be-
tween US, and you suddenly PRETENDED to remem-
Der an engagement and left him and me and the
moon together. And s'pose the next day We went
on picnic and both of sittin in ham
mock, and fellow-one fellow-carne along and
sat between us, and / insisted On gettin' up TO
see how the lunch was comm On.
Sposin' all that, Belle that would be rec-
procity Reciprocity is the business way o. sayin,
One good turn deserves another" We'd be havin'
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
PASSING OF THE CLAY PIPE.

From the south end reader of the
Journal writes this interesting query.
WHY is il that So many working
men smoke cigarettes? My iccman
smokes cigarettes. The man who re-
moves garbage smokes cigarettes. the
man who delivers coal smokes cigar
cites The plumbers helper. here
yesterday. smoked cigarettes. and gave
one to his boss in order that both
might smoke on my time. What has
become of the clay pipe as the poor
mans solace?
The facts set forth by our CORE
spondcnt cannot have escaped the at
tcntion of many people in Greater
Boston. says the Boston Journal We
are informed by careful and con-
sentative representative of labor that
seven-tenths of the team drivers in
Boston who smoke at all smoke CT
garettcs rather than pipes, and that
the percentage of cigarette smokers
is increasing. lie does not attempt
To- account for il.
\ citizen ad voter who is connected
with the collection department of the
garbage service of the city. when
asked yesterday why he and ms TEL
lows smoked cigarettes, replied:
I'VE do it for health's sake. The
air is full of germs. New germs are
being discovered every day. Cigar
cite smoke kills germs. If weak
men smoke cigarettes it kills them
as well as the germs. but, being
strong. we are not injuriously affect
ed That's one reason There's an
other Ten years ago all the dudes
were smoking cigarettes and we were
smoking pipes. Then the dudes be-
gan to die off so fast that they took
10 pipes. Naturally being men, we
couldn't smoke what the dudes
smoked. so we turned to cigarettes.
Ii REQUIRES some skill to keep from
swallowing them whole, but that
happens only occasionally"
Then he lighted his cigarette and
went away.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
COAST.
FRANKLIN TEA ROLLS.

Two tablespoons of butter, two ia
blespoons Of sugar. one teaspoon of
salt. two cups of milk scalded, one
yeast cake dissolved in one quarter
cup of lukewarm water. Put the but
ter. sugar and salt into the bread
pan; add the hot milk. and when
lukewarm add the yeast and three
cups of the flour. Beat thoroughly,
and let rise until double in bulk. Then
add enough more flour to kncad. and
let rise again. Turn onto a Toured
board. knead thoroughly and roll out
one-third inch thick. Cut with bis
cult cutter, make deep crease
through the center of each with a
knife handle, brush one-half with
melted butter, fold the other half
over onto the buttered half. and
press the edges together. Place in a
buttered pan one inch apart, let rise
until light and well puffed, and bake
in a moderate oven 20 minutes.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

the development of irrigation enter
prises in Mexico. InteIligently pur-
sued, the policy announced by Presi-
dent de la Barra is bound to work a
transformation in the civic and in
dustriaI conditions of that country.
National irrigation in the United
States is transforming the arid west
and creating wealth by hundreds of
millions of dollars. The same results
can be achieved in Mexico
But The Republican ventures to
make this suggestion to the enlight-
ened statesman who is now president
of Mexico: The best, the most prac-
teal irrigation engineers in the world
are found in the United States. This
fact has been recognized by Russia.
Turkey and Spain. and from the gov
ernmont of each of those countries
there have been acquisitions for
American irrigation engineers. In or
der to avoid possible mistakes of Il
costly nature. Mexico would do well
to get advice from the reclamation
service at Washington, and with the
aid of that department secure the
services of an engineer competent to
advise the Mexican government con
corning the various irrigation projects
which may be contemplated
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the There Is only way 10
deafness. and that IL by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an nfiamed condition of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube Is inhamed you have a rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when Il is entirely closed Deaf
II the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored TO Its normal cond
tion hearing Will be destroyed forever: nine cases
out OF ten caused by Catarrh. which rs nothing
but an nnamed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness tcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
By Halls Catsrrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
+. J. CHENEY CO, Toledo o
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

trolytiC, So 6212 n rs; casting.
$12.371a m125O.
Tin dull; spot, s4400m445O: July,
s42 5OM43.50; August. S42 .0O642 90.
September. $4150d4 $3.50; October
$4100M43OO. London firm; spot
e195: futures, G1Ss. los
Lead dull at S445T45O for New
York and at S43O443712 for East
st. Louis delivery. London. G13
Is. Cd
Spelter duh at s5.7Om so for New
York and at $5.45m5.55 for East St
Louis delivery. London, G24. 15s.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
EXACT RECKONING.

A grocer. one of the meanest of
men, was one day serving Gus
toner with pound of butter when.
just as he was about To pull it off
the scales. the customer sid:
Excuse me, but that as not cor
rect weight"
We'll" replied the grocer. 81 am
allowing for that fly that sat on the
weight Tit Bits.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

The republican fractional difficulty
in Alabama. now happily adjusted,
was a quarrel which could not have
seriously affected the chances of the
party carrying that state next year.
Still. it's better to have an under
standing about unimportant matters
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

That was a prompt reimbursement
of Gustave Madero for the expenses
of the revolution. We had thought
that the sinews of war had been OBJ
tanned from the government banks by
his distinguished brother. by methods
which in this country constitute "a
felony
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

The navy department. or rather the
naval board. appears to have taken
General Bixby out to the woodshed
or back of the barn and requested
him gently but firmly to revise his
opinion regarding explosions.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
METALS.

New York, July standard cop
per dull; spot s12.OO@12.20; July.
S1215@12.30; August s12.17k a
12.37h; September and October,
$12.20@12.40. London firm; spot,
C So, 15s; futures, e57, 6s, Sd Ar
rivals reported at New York today.
$50 tons. Customs house returns
show exports of Sol tons so far
this month. Lake. s12.75@13.Q0; cleo
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

The number Of industrial disturb
ances in Mexico under the Madero
regime shows that the country Is
imbued with the spirit Of American
liberty.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

The summer rain is jockeying for
start. That deluge of last week was
not a part of it-a mere interloper. so
to speak.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
Finances and Markets

New York, July with the excep-
ton of few stocks. most of them in
active issues. the market barely stirred
through today's session. The three IA
vorite mediums Of speculation-Union
Pacific. Reading and United States
Steel-au moved without range of
less than a point.
After some irregularity in the early
trading. the market became dull and
remained in a comatose condition to the
end. closing with only insignificant
changes.
The government report, the monthly
statement of untitled tonnage, that of
the steel corporation and the monthly
figures of the copper producers associa-
ton will be made known Monday.
Pending the receipt of this information
in regard to crops and the metal trades,
operators were not inclined to engage
in extensive ventures.
The strength Of the grain markets
hampered bullish operations today but
Wall street expected a fairly favor
able crop report.
widely today Virginia Iron, Coal and
Coke was the most conspicuous A
gain Of 10 points making its rise in the
last two days % points, was followed
by a relapse. The violent fluctuations
of this stock were attributed to a ma
nipulation and a report that this com
pany was to be absorbed by United
States Steel met with official denial.
Underwood Typewriter, which has
enjoyed a meteoric rise, lost part of its
gain; Pennsylvania, Western Maryland.
Pittsburg. Cincinnati, Chicago and St.
Louis, Fertilizer and conper stocks
were higher. The foreign exchange
market was strong today owing pre-
sumably to activities of n considerable
short interest which was built up in
expectation of a decline in rates after
the end of last month.
Forecasts of tomorrow's bank state
ment point to a loss of cash which
some estimates place as high as $780,
100000. This is due to pay men,s to the
sub treasury for Panama bonds and to
the fact that the inward flow of cur
rency from the interior has shrunk to
similar proportions, r esIlti1g in a
small loss on balance for tine eek.
Bonds steady: total sales. par val
ue, s1.4S5,000.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

Spain believes it has been vindi-
Gated. But vindication does not re-
store lost islands.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
WEATHER REPORT.

Record of temperature, rainfall and
state of weather as made by the u.
S. Weather Bureau. at a. m. noun
tain time yesterday.
Stations Temperature. Rain. Weather.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
FINANCIAL.

Am forced to sell 200 shares Call
Switch Company Stock for $3.50 Tel
egraph orders my expense. A. J..
Deibel, 1922 First National Bank
Bldg, Denver, Colo. n
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN
Published Every Day in the Year By
THE
ARIZONA PUBLISHING COMPANY.
az g. W. HIGLEY.
aE7 President
Y -
SIMS ELY.
Secretary Treasurer and General
Manager.

Exclusive Morning Associated Press
Dispatches.
Publication office: Corner Second
and Adams SITS.
Entered at the Postoffice at Phoe-
nix. Arizona. as mail matter OF the
second class.
Address all communications TO The
Republican, Phoenix. Arizona
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

49,. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: ....
BY mail daily. one year. $500
BY carrier, daily. per month";. 10
Sundays only, one year. ESQ
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
TELEPHONES:

TELEPHONES:
Consolidated. ................. Main ~
Overland, Business Office. All
Overland. City Editor. .............4S2
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08
STOCK LIST.

Amalgamated. 691a; Smelling
SOh; Atchison, 112; St Paul, 1851 (;
New York Central. 1881; Pennsyl-
vania, 1854; Reading, 15SM: South
ern Pacific, 1215; Union Pacific
1861; Steel, 7S7s; do pfd. 11SA
Silver 52Mc.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-07-08

PHOENIX. ARIZONA, JULY s, 1911
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05

YOUR WANT AID will do its part il
hndinG a good servant.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
STRENGTH OF ARMIES.

Uolv,. STANDING ARM. In 1e,o-1o11
numhcred spnro,,,potoIy o25oOo mon
and IA Noo omc.r. INIT for greater
numbsr co,,ld no nat in tho neld in
c..e az rocos,i,v Thu rtolien navy
cons,sta In vesse,s commissioned hull
O.. bu,ldinr nrtecn battlaships. nine
armored cruisers seventoen unarm-
ored cruisers and ,,un vessels &c DC.
strovors an couo, number of first.
class tornado boats and y ,ubmarinos.
:, ~. naval forc. thare are opuroy!-
r,.,aly q,ono man Seaman are re-
,,t,as ~, concentration and all men
.o,,o,,r ,r. sso.foring ,ife OF went,-
,,, a.r,s a, sea for Is
r,o-e arc also naval
80 , rho Gao.
''"'i'''e
va. Ad,,,-o, no
''eu''ei ,I,, uo,
oreS''' 'Pe"''' 49,,
VENICE -, -,
lena rear A"'il'ru' a.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
A DEWILDERED PROTEST.

I'm weary OF the efforts made
Through literary quackery
To institute comparisons
OF Dickens unto Thackeray.
Likewise I strongly deQrecate
The various forms ~ tr1ckery
Employed in the comparisons
OF Thackcns unto pickeray.
I gricve because the murky look
OF the horizon hlackens
With all this smoke about the works
OF Thickeray and Dackens.
The further the discussion goes
The more IT tires and sickens
Those who don't care tinkor's dam
For Dackeray or Thickens
I'll HE me down to Coney Isle,
Get beery II not liquory.
And hear no more for quite while
or Dackens or Of Thickery,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
Irow COURT HOUSE WAS BUILT

(From the Kansas city stare
lincoln county is perhaps the only
county In Kansas that enjoys the dis
tlnction OF building n court house without
n cent Of cost to the taxpayers. The
court house which is located in l0-acrc
mark at Lincoln. cost $4,000. 1t was Quilt
with money obtained from the gale OF
land on which the taxes were delinquent.
There is Kansas law which permits the
counties TO purchas" delinquent tax ccrtiA-
Gates. The money obtained in this way
ordinarily IS deposited in the general
county fund. hut Lincoln county induced
the Legislature to pass a special bill per
hitting the county to use all money In
excess OF the amount necessary to main
tain the schools for the purpose OF build
ing a court house. The county commits
sioners purchased delinquent tax certih-
cates. sold the land represented by them
and accumulated the fund necessary to
butld the court house without any cost
whatever to the people OF the county.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
Italy's Forces Land at Tripoli and
War Is Begun in Earnest between
Two Countries.
RESIDENTS CAMP ON BEACH,
FEARING ARAB UPRISING
Schools and Shops Are Closed and People Are
in Panic--Russian Fleet in Black Sea
Ready for Emergency.

demand. and cnphatically refused to
surrender
The incident was witnessed by the
foreign residents. who gathered around
the Italian officer and checrcd him
enthusiastically. The boat then re-
turned to the destroyer, which re-
coined tho noe..
a great number of the residents of Tri-
poll spent last night camped on the beach.
alarmed lest the Arabs should get out
Of hand and begin pllaRng. Arabs are
constantly arriving from the country. The
mosques kept open and throughout
i. night were filed with pr.ying Arabs.
FLEEING FROM CONSTANTINOPLE.
London. Sept. PA despatch to the
Daily Chronicle from Constantinople
says that four transports loaded with
ammunition will start for Tripoli to-
morrow The Italian residents in Con-
gtnntinople have received orders to
close their schools and shops and not
congregate anywhere in numbers.
Many OF them are leaving the city.
The Banco hi Roma and the italian
postoTice are strongly guarded
A massacre Of Italians in .Adana. Asia
Minor. is feared. italy has consdera BILE
interests and large colony there. News
has reached here that Turkish troops
have occupied Thessaly. to keep the
Greeks in check and prevent them from
attempting to capture Crete. The Rus
sian fleet in the Black sea Is ready for
any emergency. It il now anchored before
Trebizond
The Sultan and the heir apparent sat
In council with the ministers all night,
when 1t was finally decided that Turkey
should yield to force and not oppose the
Italian landing at Tripoli. but hold in
fluental Italians as hostages.
The Chronicles Milan correspondent
who sends us dispatches via the Swiss
frontier says; Despite the vast prepara-
! tons for war which the government has
! been vigorously engaged in for the pa n
week, the publication OF the test OF the
+ ultlmatum to Turkey has produced veri-
table sense of stupefaction among the
people. Except In Sicily there is nothing
/ approaching enthusiasm at this colonial
| adventure. Anxious fears are expressed
lest tho brutal crudity of the ultmatum
favor the impression abroad that the note
was drafted under the inspiration of the
worst ethics OF Sicilian b-igandage rather
than by the cabinet Of Christian power
/ As during the recent ravages Of the
! cholera, the ministry has resorted to its
favorite deviCc-the wholesale stoppage OF
! telegraph and telephone messages even
forbidd,ng the sending of messages by
! Italian correspondents arriving At Tripoli
who found everything calm there and
nothing in the attitude OF the natives to
justify a panic or an exodus"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
CATTLE RECEIPTS BROKEN
Total for Day mt ST. Paul Stock Yards
Reached 1880 Head.

ST. Paul, MINI, Oct ALI cattle re-
ceipts records were broken at the St.
Paul Union Stock Yards to-day. Officials
said the total receipts for the day would
be Is 800 head. The largest previous days
run was October y, 1890. when 1861 cat
tie and calves were received.
Excellent grazing conditions in Montana
ana North Dakota are responsible for the
biz receipts. The Increase knocked 10 and
10 cents off the buying price to-day.
CAR RECORD BROKEN,
Omaha, Neb.. oct THE receipts of
1--we stocks by cars to-day broke all rec
ords for the South Omaha market. S74
cars being received against the former
record of Si4 made last Monday,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
THE LOCALITY OF CHICAGO

travelling salesman out OF Chicago
was In Lexington, KY. recently and had
10 talk over the telephone to one of his
customers IN a neighboring town. When
he had completed the conversation he
asked the demure little operator how
much the charges were. and she replied.
Thirty cents" At this the C. T. S.
irately declared that In Chicago one could
talk 10 hell and back for thirty cents.
The operator quietly replied Yes. but
this Is a long distance call, "-Everyb ody's
Magazine.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
MALONE'S Big FAIR DAY
belle II. Mikes Wins $1,000 Purse In
2n0 Trot-Attendance Estiniated
Over 10000.

Malone, ~ Y. Sept, 2s.-Cold but
clear weather ushered in the third and
big day OF the Malone fair and at an
early hour people came pouring into
Malone from all directions, while AL
incoming trains were crowded TO their
utmost capacity, making to-day's at
tendance n record breaker The at
fractions included splendid racing and
tho usual side show accomplishments
and many amusement devices The live
stock, Agricultural, fruit. dairy and