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The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
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The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
No+ +ha Sar,e Meaning,

Nervous Old Lady On saloon Of
steamer)-Ch. steward, where do l
sleep? StewarG-What is the number
OF your berth, ma'am? Nervous CID
LADY, don't see what that has to do
with it, but If you must know 1t IS
third. There were q sister and broth
cr born before me.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

IVA

Sheep have ! 1t o. Joy eating the
yong :.sufet:d;i plant, and ocrsians
ard other oriental races relish it rs
much as sheep The juice Of the ASA
fetida plant when fresh IS 50 strong
that !" ;eaSnoonfui turns out more
smell in Q house than hundredweight
OF drug store asafetid&.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Postgraduate Courss.

Pretty Daushter-Now that have
graduated, mamma, cont you think
ought to take { postgraduate course:
Practical EIother-Certainly, my dear
have arranged complete and thor,
ough course for you in roastolosy'
bakeoiogy, darnology. sewolosy, patch,
ology. wasaology, ironology and gen.
eral domestico,ogy. Run along now
and get on your working harness
Chicago News.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Wanted t,is Moneys Worth.

Customer-I say, Mr.. Barber. don
hear your scissors at work on my hair
Barber (apo!ogetcally)-There is very
little hair on your head, sir. Customel
That makes no difference. pay N!
money and I want you to rattle the
scissors on the bald place just the
same as if had hair on it
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
An Old Superstition.

It was a common superstition in an
cient Italy that if woman were found
spinning on a highroad the crops
would be ruined for that year In most
sections Of Italy a woman was forbid
den by law thus to spin or even to car
ry an uncovered spindle on the high
way
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Sensitive

"Ah," he protested, my love for you
Is the greatest thing in the world. It
IS larger than the world. It is wider
than the sea- Let me pour it into your
ears"
''Sir," calculated the fair maid, "do
you mean to insinuate anything about
the size or shape Of my ears"
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
He Mas SlaY:cc.

First -Actress-You say YOU are hard
up. Isa't your husband playing this
season. then? Second Actreess-Yes
he is. That's just the trouble First
A.-Why, what's he play!nS-Hamlet:
Second A-No; cards.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Her Good Advice,

They had been courting for only
four years when Silas spoke as follows:
81 think :ou oughter give me jest
one kiss. Sary, you know; it's far bet
ter to give than receive"
'Yoa don't say" said Sary coyly.
''Then it seems to me some folk
oughter practice what they preach!H'
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Snort For the Old.

In most sports youth possesses all
the advantages. Experience is often
q poor match for youth and agility.
but the STRIPPING has no advantage
over skiliful age in fshing.-Country
Gentleman.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
The Other Extrame

| Par&e-pcor Plter! His wife is
sDendthrift Is there anything worse,
wonder, than q wife that's too eX-
travasant? Tame-Oh, yes; one that's
TOO econornical.-Brooklyn Life.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

90 rot allowyour kidney and bladder
trouble 10 develop beyond the reach Of
medicine Take Foley Kidney Pills
The give quick results and stop irreg-
ula~:airs with surprising promptness.
Dickson Drug Co.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
4 Solemn Ceremony.

Papa whispered Johnny, who was
in attendance at he Sunday morning
services, why do the people look so
SAD when they drop their money in
that plate:"-Chicago Tribune.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
DascninfiMe

One little girl was telling her moth
er how another little girl was dressed
at :, party And would you believe
it. mamma" she concluded, "her slip
pers were so tight could see all the
knuckias OF her toes" Chicago News
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Safe

Elizabeth had just committed Mary
to prison. Fear not for your safety,
dear cousin she said. The tower is
equipped throughout with the block
systcm."- Stamford Chaparral.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
The lie That Eincis.

L have cook now that took col
lege course in domestic science last
summer"
You seem enthusiastic, Mabel.
Yes; I find we belong to the same
secret society."-Washington Herald
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
One Reason,

Teacher-And why should we begin
at the foot Of the ladder? Wilie-So
if any Of the guys at the top falls We'll
be near enough to give 'em the laugh
when they hit the bottom.-Puck.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
CheSper.

80 you wish to marry an actress?"
Yes. I fell in love with her voice
after hearing it in a photograph"
Better so slow. You can buy the
record for so cents."-LouisVille Cou-
-ier-Journal.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Poror&ea

lie during the spatl-Well. if you
want to know it, I married you for
yoG; money. She-I wish could tell
as easily what married you foT.-EI-
change
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
lis Cedrea.

Mrs. Blowit-Are you planning an
expensive gown? Mrs. Knowit-Well.
it Will take at least five courses and
his favorite dishes to get it.-Harper';
BIZar.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Some Sacrifice.

Jenny : Jack, you ought to make
some sacrifice to prove that you love
me. What Will you give up when we
are married? Jack-rn-I'll' give up
being a bachelor. = Philadelphia In
Quirer.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Transparent.

Tescher-Now, remember, Nellie,
that anything you can see through is
transparent. Can you name something
that is transparent? Small Nellie
Yes, ma'am; a keyhole.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
MaLe thA Best Of l.

Make the best OF everything; think
the best Of everybody; hope the best
for yourself. By so doing you viii be
lifting yourself and those about you
to a higher plane Of living.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
S+rap,,o,,s Action.

Tailor-Has Mr. Owens taken any
action on that bill Of his yet? Col
lector-Yes; he kicked me out the last
time I called to collect it.-Boston
Transcript.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
His Standard,

'Pa, we're you always good?"
'sHum-well, my boy, will say that
I've always abided by the decisions of
the United States supreme court
Detroit Free Press
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Come and look our Line over for
values in Lace and Embroidery. we
have the leadership. The important
feature O: our Goods is that our
price is no higher for spring 1911
than 1910.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
lneera opH NrGoo-

Frost-Thoy saw Browns income is
5000 & year. Snow-Yes. and $4,000
Of it goes for living expenses every
twelve mon :hs.-Earpcr's BaZar.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Foley Kidney Pills will check tae
progress Of your kidney and bladder
trouble and heal by removing the cause.
Try them. Dickson Drag Co.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

There is nothing so easy but that 1t
becomes difficult when you do it with
celuctance.-Tererce.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Salvation Lassie (vhose laddie is on
top of the bGs)-You'll get my fare
above. Conductor-Sorry, miss. but I
can't wait till get there.-Ererybody' 5
Weekly.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Virtue alone outbuilds the pyramids;
her monuments shall last when Egypt's
fall.-Yeung.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Believe n re better side of men. II
is oH+!r2iS1l :;,at really saves people
aiaclaTen.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
The HOME BANK AND TRUST CO.,
EXAMINING, S. C.

Poleucs comparatively business
be Of
will effort
smile
with frankly the
OF
confidence.
to
work together mutual good This institution will never be II
obhga
profitable
while, long
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

IF ignorance were only bliss the
world would be much happieT.-ians-
EclN.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Do not take upon yourself a load Of
hatred. It is heavier load than you
think.-Mme. de SeVigne.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN

And when they do-they hurt. HUNTS
LIGHTNING OIL is the one instau-
taneous relief and cure fer all wounds,
bruises, sores. cuts. sprains and abra-
sions of the skin. 1t forms an artificial
skin covering, excludes the air instant.
ly, stops pain at once. There are many
oils, but none like HUNTS. The ac-
ton is different. and the effect as well.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
M,Sn II SH,rn,

II got q cold supper when I went
home tonight. and you bet I kicked
about it."
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Good manners are made up Of petty
sacrifices.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
Thin as a Rail.

"ls he as thin as I have heard?"
"8e's thinner. Say, when he tried
on q double breasted coat one row Of
buttons was Up his back."-Exchange
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09
He Did.

One day Andrew Lang, the author,
asked Israel Zangwill, the author, to
give his services for a charity bene-
fit.
Zargwili replied in note:
"If !. Lang will !. Zangwill.'
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

did that do any good?'
We'll. my wife made it warm for
me-"
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Never Again.

only once have I spoken GROSSLY to
my wife," said man to an intimate
friend
Indeed" remarked the latter in
some surprise.
eyes" said the first speaker, rather
ambiguously; 1once was quite enough
for me."-Exchauge.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-08-09

Ladies and CkiIdren's
Ready-Made Underwear.
Also a beautiful Line of
Fancy and Tailored Shirt
Waists.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
Shortstop Elevated to Cap
taincy Immediately After
Fordham Game.
BAYONNE, N. j., MAN
WINS COVETED PLACE
Many Old Players to Stay, and
Outlook Is Good for
Strong Nine.

William ]. Cosan is captain elect OF
the Georgetown baseball team of 1912.
Following the game with Fordhanl
yesterday afternoon, the members of
the university niu- met and unanimous
ly ramed COgai. to lad the 1Gen on the
DIAMOND next seAs'n.
CcPan, who halls from Bayonne, n. j.,
is Junior in the collegiate department,
end has been 2 memL er of the baScba II
squad for the last three years. playing
sho:lstop. He Is q product "t ihe
Georgetown prep school, and is one oil
the T--ost popular n@n on the heights.
AS this years LGdm was made up
lGrEely of newcomers in the university,
few of the regulars will be lost. and the
outlook Is ConSi red most promising.
For the first time in years George
town men are happy over having won
the annual baseball series with Ford
ham.
''Wabby" OConnor, the big Blue and
Gray twirler. held his rivals safe at
every stage of the game in New York
yesterday, and finally won out by to ,
Eleven times he turned a Fordhamite
back to the bench by the strike-out
route, and allowed but six hits. kehoe,
the FOrdhSm pitcher, also twirled a
good game, but Georgetown played
much better all-round baseball, and
that accounts for the victory.
Fordham scored in the second, but in
the third Georgetown took the lead
after two were out on pair of singles
and a triple by Sitterding. After that
the Blue and Gray stayed in the lead.
In the ninth Fordham threatened, but
O'ConnOr was equal tG the emergency
and stopped the home team after one
tally had been counted.
Cogan and Davis each had pal OF
hits for Georgetown. while none of the
Fordham players were able to make
more than one.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
r. R. Y. M. G. A.
STANDING.

STANDING.
Clubs. w.L.Pct c:Lps- wLPct.
Car Dept. l.0@I B. & o.. o 3 900
Southern. 100 Tn. Station 600
TODAY-Southern vs. b o., Fifth
street and Florida avenue northeast.
1t looks as though r. and o. would
receive another setback today. South
ern has been playing frst-class ball, and
looks to have the goods.
Speculation as to the size of the
score in toSays game is rife. Car De-
partment put ii all over b. and o. in
the last game by Il to !, and many
look 10 see Southern duplicate the trick
Tying up in the first game played
southern and Car Department are look
ing toward the return enga cement.
Both are az the top, and as Southern
Is almost sure to win today the teams
Will each have clean slate
IT has been sugce ested that both r.
ana q. and Union Station be strength
ened in the future. Southern and Car
department appear to match up evenly.
put there is a wide gap between these
two and both tailenders.
The change to four-club circuit has
proven good move. and with another
proposed change for the better the
league should be faster.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
Capital City League.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS
Sewage Pumping Station, 4; Hamlint
Is. s., 9.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Sewage Pumping Station, !; Hamline
IS. s.. Q.
STANDING.
Clubs. WLPcL Clubs: w,LPc:.
Sew. Pump. 3 727 Eastern..... 100
TODAY-CorneH Co VS.. Eastern A. C,
North Capitol and L streets.
Some little surprise is expressed today
over the failure of the Sewage Pumping
Station to win out over Hamline in the
exhibition game at the Sunday School
League grounds Yesterday.
Hamlne looked the best all the way,
and Litchfield allowed little except in
the sixth and seventh innings. The
score was to /.
Much chagrin is noted at the failure
of the Station team, as IL was thought
that a better article of ball would be
shown to prove the Capital City League
the faster of the two.
Cornell Company and Eastern A. c.
play today. and Cornell should be re-
turned a winner, if it can maintain its
form of the last game.
Every effort will be made to make
Eastern A. c. faster team. Navy
Yard has shown class in defeating
Pumping Station, and the officials will
work to put strength in Eastern.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
Southern Railway League.
STANDING.


TreasTrers 6 Q 1000 Law. / .is7
45s3as@, Hs9Isors: ! j go go BoofkseDsT' 900
Ellipse.
Risdon and Rischon. for Traffic, and
Munich and Talford. for Auditors. are
the probable batteries for today.
Crabell and Gill. who were badly
missed in Saturdays game. will be
back in their respective positions at
second and short today. Crabel is one
oH ...e most consistent hiters of the
league, and is in the game every
minute
Auditors have two hard games this
week with Traffic today and Treasurers
Friday.
Which team is going to stop those
Treasurers? is the question of moment
in the league at present They have
taken everybody into camp so far.
Fans are looking for a close and
hard-fought game today. Risdon and
MUllIll dlC DttIl III llILt lOIiii, anu 6dCn
predicts victory for his team.
Loveless is playing a good game at
short for Auditors. ard is coming across
with a hit when it means run.
The game between Law and Book
keepers scheduled for June 8, has been
postponed until June IA. on account of
the Southern Railway Immediate Re-
lief AssO .iatton going on an excursion
down the river Saturday.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
BASEBALL SEASON
VOTED SUCCESS BY
BROOKLAND TEAM
Victory Over Gallaudet
Closes Season for the
University.

Catholic University athletic enthusi-
asts are today rejecting on the baseball
season and voting it one of the most
successful in the history Of the institu-
ton.
The campaign was brought to a close
yesterday when a walloping was handed
to Gallaudet by 10 to 4, in a game In
which the Catholics outcIassed their op-
ponents at every stage.
Moore, on the rubber for .Gallaudet,
was unable to stop the slugging Brook
landers, who landed on his delivery for
total of fourteen hits.
The score:
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
independence League.
STANDING.

Clubs. W.LPct. Clubs. W.LPct-
H:n9:'5to: = FsS s. S.: s ns55a s5,1a.: s
Capitol and streets northwest.
Manhattan and St Paul on Friday
and Kendall and ST Martin on Satur-
day are the headliners for this week.
AS these teams are the ones conceded
to be in the race for the pennant, good
battles are expected.
Manager VIII Donnelly, of Man
haitian. has signed ''Shag" Rawlings
and Reggie" Rawlings, both of whom
will be eligible for Fridays contest
Donnelly expects to pitch ''Shag' II
he is in trim.
Manager Parsley has signed Walter
Hughes, star first-sacker and pitcher Of
the r. R. Y. NJ. c. A. League. In
getting Hughes, Parsley has made an
other step toward building up team
with young blood.
Mcmahon. of the District League, has
been signed by Manager Curtin, of the
Kendall team, and was in uniform, but
did not play Monday. Kendall has a
good pitching staff, but it is weak IN
number, and the addition of Mcmahon
should count for much.
Everybody is satisfied that with a
good strong battery Waverley will up
set the calculation of several managers
by Unexpectedly taking games.
Continuing as popular at the present
rate, this season should be the most
successful that the league has ever had.
ARRANGEMENTS are now on foot for get
ting the grounds again for next year
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
Bankers League.

Com. Nat. lOU, Sec ash. 2 .S2i
A. S. & L. SO First Nat. .20J
Dis Nat-... .3a5
TODAY-American Security and Trust vs.
District National, White Lot Ellipse.
American Security and District Ma
tional are booked for today's game after
a short lay-off of league contests, owing
to holiday dates.
Frank Davis, third baseman for
American Security, put up an excellent
game for Georgetown in New York yes
terGay against Fordham. Davis got
two hits in four attempts and fielded
like a veteran.
Judging from the last games played
by the teams today, American Security
should have walkover. District has
shown little improvement in playing
strength since the start of the season.
Should Edmonston play with Cornell
Company against Eastern Athletic
Club. Finnegan will probably handle the
game.
First National, of Hyattsville, is prov
ing the lin and outer of the league.
One day Manager Holden's charges will
show class and the next day a poor
game will be put up.
Few people are watching the games
these days. The counter attraction of
close, hard-fought games on the South
diamond, where the Departmental
League holds forth, draws the crowd.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
District League.
STANDING.

SAoCS " .A%-A ciSDS- LIZ Ck
adams E1. : : :1scoIqm5ia...: : : So
TODAY-Commissione VS.. Bureau, First
and NJ streets northeast.
1t remains to be seen today whether
the Commissioners are to continue in
their slump of the last few games.
Bureau will be played this afternoon,
and, as Commissioners have lost the
last two games played, will endeavor
to get after the second division
leaders.
The field and track games yesterday
drew quite a following. The events
will be contested, and while the track
was new and in no condition for
breaking records. the times were fast.
The Aloysius Club is certainly COM
ing up in the athletic world and win
ming third place in the meet yesterday
in its initial appearance speaks well
for those who are at the back of the
organiza ton.
Babbington and Farmer were the
Aloysius stars of the meet
This week is looked upon as the
turning point IN the career of the Dis
trict League by many fans Last
week the miserable failure of the teams
TO report for games has succeeded IN
practically shutting off all attendance
If no teams show up this week it is
doubtful If the league will continue
although no admission has been
charged of late.
BY reason of the failure Of teams to
show up. the Capital City has corre-
spondingly jumped its attendance.
The new Government Printing Office
team is expected to draw well, and
may save the situation.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31

ToDAY-Hamline As. Ingram. Thirteenth
and d streets northeast.
Hamline Methodists, leaders in the
Sunday School League, won a hotly
contested game from Sewage Pumping
Station, top notChers in the Capital
City League, . to Z, the game being
played at the Church League grounds
at Thirteenth and D streets northeast
The Churchmen went to the front in
the second, Suess crossing the plate on
Litchteld's hit. Hamline touched Moore
again frequently in the third, when a
pass, single, and Stuckerts triple
netted three runs. the DutChman steal
ing home in sensational manner.
LitChfeld did the twirling for HAM
line during the first five innings and
allowed the Bumpers two scratches
Showers delayed the contest for twenty
minutes. after which Rousseau took up
the reins for the Churchmen.
The bumpers enjoyed the change of
battery and landed heavily on Hamline
in the sixth, three runs crossing the
plate on two passes and a pair of
a liking to Rosseau's curves in the sew
enth and tied the score on a pass and
four singles, four runs counting.
DR.. Butz, assistant manager of Ham
line, played right field after the fifth
inning. In the sixth he tripled with
one on base and won the game for
the Churchmen in the eighth when he
drove in the winning tally by singing
to right.
Dutch" Heinrich unCorked two clean
home runs for the Churchmen. His
drive in the ninth scared over Steele
head in center field.
A good sized crowd was on hand to
witness the contest, and as II was a
benefit game everybody dug deep and a
generous contribution was made to the
widow Of Frank SteCher after the con-
test.
Hamline and Ingram hook up in a bat
tie royal this afternoon, and the result
will go good way toward doping out
lngrams future. Should the kids
win they will have a splendid chance
to cop the bunting. but if Hamline wins
the MethOdists will have a safe lead
for the flag.
The Washington times., 1911-05-31
Wins From LangdOn.

KENSINGTON, Nd, May 31.-The
Kensington team won from Langdon in
the morning game yesterday by to s,
and in the afternoon defeated German
town by to l. Armstrong, the Central
High School twirler, allowed German
town but one hit and was excellently
supported