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The Holly chieftain., 1911-12-15
MEN AND THINGS
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Epitosss q ~ Weeks Doings
u MA1lH md Vicinity

Epit09se 81 ~ Weeks Dotngs
N lEaal ana Vicinity
The Holly srlware Co. wants
to see you.
Mrs. J.. q. Fuller and little son
Earl left Tu(ssiay for Oklahoma
City, Oklshoskla. where they will
visit relatives and friends. after
ward yisitinw otf4r points iu that
state. and viii be absent several
weeks.
For Sale of Trade Large. fully
equipped Livery and boarding
stable in Pueblo. Room for auto
garage in eonnrction. Write me
If interested. #. SpRrSeIE.
boz lH5, Pueblo, Colo.
George B. Osterlnan. the genial
farmer northeast of town, has his
advertising matter ont for a public
sale on the 20th inst Bear this
III mind. as there are Is head of
livestock and nseful articles galore.
Col Given will -cry the sale and
Col. WlIkin will rake in the
sheckels.
Fine twosacre garden tract in
Boulder, Colo, Que block from
street car line; contains ls large
apple trees; Ane patch Of alfalfa;
for sale or will trade. X. Cbiyftain
office.
Mansger Hioyd Wilson. Of the
Denver Alfaih Milling Y Poducts
Co., accompanied hy his vita and
child, aud Mrs slyna and
daughter. visits lasi
Saturday.
Z NJ. s. Bragg. who succeeded W
c. Simpson in the grocery bust.
uess, last Friday purchased the
fine Lee Brown place north of
town, containing live acres aud u
splendid home, aud will shortly
take possession,
The condition of Messrs H. q.
DeWald and son NJ. U. DeWald is
much improved as The Chieftain
goes to press. Both father and
sou have undergone a siege of i'll.
ness and their many friends are
sanguine Of their early recovery.
John w. Scanlon, one Of the
leading capitalists of Lakin, Kan.
blew in yesterday and has already
decided that the Holly country
is the place for him.:
Supt. Kelly Camp and wife are
to be congratulated on the appear.
ance of the Fruit farm and houses.
The orchard never looked better
and the houses are really immacu-
late in cleanliness.
Electric wiring-the kind that
will pass the Underwriters code.
We guarantee our work, you take
no chances. BoRsTSFR g. ScorT
Yes, we do plumbing and we do
it'well. Also repairing and gen.
sral jobbing. Phone US and we'll
come toyou. BoRsTNER & SCOTT.
This paper is boosting for Hol-
ly because its success depends
upon Hollv's growth and pros
perlty. 1t may be personal
motive but it is a far-sishted one.
Every family that moves into
own helps US and it helps you.
Tin and sheet metal work of
every description. II its made of
tin or metal we're the huckIeberry
Tell it to US, BoRs7NER g. ScoTT.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-12-15

with q competent force Of clerks.
Mr.. Summer will discharge the
duties OF chemist and storekeeper
at the factory for the time being.
stores Roman Open Until . PM.
For the guidance of shoppers in
Holly and vicinity, all stores will
remain open until $ every evening
until Christmas. DO your shop
ping early and avoid the rush.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-12-15

Heavy Germantown yarns in all
colors, for croche'ins caps at White
Bros.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-05
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-05

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-05

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-05

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-05
ERRU5CIO BUSOM
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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
ADVANTAGE OVER THE BOSS.

Employer-What, kissing my type
writer, Mr.. Pusher? don't like this
young man.
clerk-Don't you, sir? Then you don't
know what's good.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
AN oPENINe FOR "A POET.
BUT HE WASN'T.

Mamma says that if you could make
up your mind to go into papas busi-
ness, Arthur, he would very likely con-
sent to our engagement"
''But, my darling girl, I'm poet
"That doesn't matter. You could
write the advertisement rhymes for our
stuff" :
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
AN EXPERIMENT..

''It's right, isn't 1t. uncle. that when
person falls overheard they come up
!hree times ?"
'That's so, believe. Sammy. Why?
ooh, cos we've been playing ship
wrecks with Cousin Ermyntrude. an
she's only come up twice YETI ,..
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
1T DEPENDS.

'sIs your wife sound sleeper?"
'It depends on circumstances. She
can sleep as peacefully as a lamb while
I walk the i.oor for hours with the
baby yelling with all its might, but
she never fails to awaken when 1 try
-~A---.A~~
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
oRIEcrloN 10 SMITH.

'Brown-What have you against that
man Smith: He has done some very
good things.
Jones-Yes. but happened to be one
of them.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
KNEW ABOUT OTHERS.

Miss Pru, has theory for reform
ing the world"
what is it,"
Mothers ought to exchange chill
dren."
What good would that do?"
Mothers always have such stict
ideas about how other women's chill
dren should be brought UPS
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
OH. WHAT A DIFFERENCE At,
NIGHT!
Gee, what head I've got! must
have been out all day."

TalIboys Ito Diefmann): "Got any
bologny?"
Diefmann: "Hey? | CANT hear you.
Wait . minnut."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
ANSWERING A BALLET GIRL

The Girl-And did your horse win?
The Sportsman-Yes, but unfortu-
nataly I had not much on.
The Girl (innocently)-Howm much?
The Sportsman-Eh? Oh, pot "a,Ich
more than you have.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10

DOUBLE AFFLICTIoN.
Nurse-Come, Doris, 1t is time for you
and Dolly 70 go to bed.
Doris-What's the use? Dolly's 50
tired she can't sleep, and I've got
touch of insomnia.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10

AT THE RESTAURANT.
Lady Ito waiter)-How clumsy 70
are! You split all the sauce on m
dress.
Waiter-1t doesn't matter. THERE
plenty more.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10
NOT SUCH A FOOL.

Nov, Adolf, on your honor. did you
marry me for love?"
"Good gracious. do look such fool
as that?"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-01-10

DISCRETION THE BETTER PART.
She-Yes, we are all quite desperately
in love with the new curate.
He-Ah, it was just the dread Of that
sort of thing in my own case that pre-
vented me going in for the church!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Jlm,s Wife.

After the report had been current
for week that Jim's wife, whom Jim
had met and married and was still
secluding In Chicago, was ugly as sin,
a friend who had Jim's interests at
heart, ran down the author of the
rumor with the intention of making
her retract.
"How do you know she is uglyf" he
asked. "Have you ever seen herr"
NO" said the experienced gossip.
Il never have neither have seen
her picture. nor anybody who has
seen either her or her picture. but !
know she is ugly. because | had It
straight from person who lives in
Chicago that when she ordered q
dozen pictures taken just while be-
fore the wedding the photographer
made her pay in advance. and q pho,
tographer never does that unless the
subject is so ugly that she is apt to
be discouraged when she sees the
pictures and refuse to pay for them
on the ground that he hasn't done
good work. II you don't believe me
ask any photographer"
But Jim's champion let the matter
drop.--New York Times.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
PRINCE MIGHT GET SHOT
But Mrs. Pattlson Was Willing Her
Husband Should Face the Burg.
lar Alone.

Mr.. and Mrs. Pattison awakened
suddenly. Both thought the noise
came from the basement.
Better 60 and see what that is"
said his wife uneasily. ut may be q
burglar!"
"Oh. hardly think it's a burglar" !"
Pattison said as he turned over In
bed.
"Yes," his wife returned, 'but then
1t might be. Oughtn't you to 80 and
investigator"
Pattison never had gone In much
for burglar chasing, but he wasn't
afraid of burglar. Or If he was he
wasn't going to let his wife know It.
He arose from his bed and strobe
bravely forth, stubbing his great toe
as he did so.
Then he paused to think what
would be the best way to approach
the burglar. He thought and thought
and by and by a thought came out.
He would call little Prince, Mrs. Pat.
tison's pet dog, and have him go on
ahead and bark an occasional bark
Then" thought Pattison, IF there
really is a burglar In the basement
like as not he'll run before l. gel
there"
Prince up to that time didn't know
there was a burglar around.
Pattison called the dog softly;
'Heah. Prince" he whispered. 'heahl
heah!'
Mrs. Pattison heard the hoarse
whisper for the dog. why, George.
she exclaimed In alarm, you're surely
not going to take Prince down with
you after the burglar!"
why, er--ah--the fact is," blurred
Pattison, Il thought If | took the dog
along he might help me find the burg
lar"
'"Yes." retorted his wife. "but Prince
might get shotl"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
TOOK TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED
How Sir Andrew Clarke. by Hasty
Prescription. Taught Patient
to Smoke.

The late Sir Andrew Clarke was
so ardent in his crusade against over.
eating and overdrinking. and so firm
In his belief that in large majority
of cases diet would do far more than
drugs, that he was little too much
inclined to take 1t for granted that
his patients were self-indulgent to the
ruin of their health. Among the
many anecdotes to which his views
gave rise the following is one Of the
most amusing:
A patient came to consult him hnd
was at once overwhelmed with direc-
tions on the subject of the life he
should lead and the diet to which he
should adhere Nov. remember.
only one glass OF wine at each meal,
the physician concluded. "and just
one cigar after dinner won't hurt you.
Good morning. Be sure you keep
strictly to one cigar"
"One cigarl" said the patient
Butt
my dear SIR" broke in Sir Andrew,
somewhat testify. II must insist. II
| am to treat you. you must follow
my directions. l know quite well you
will find it hard, but 1t Is absolutely
necessary for your health"
The patient heaved a deep sigh.
'All right, Sir Andrew. Since you
insist. will do my best Good morn
ing"
He went his way, but his health did
not improve. and at the end Of few
weeks he returned to the physicians
consulting room.
mo better?" said the doctor, sur
prised. But have you followed all
my directions?"
Absolutely" replied the visitor. Il
must admit that the cigar was rather
hard work at first. and In fact II
made me feel Ill. but soon got used
to 1t. and now rather like 1t.
Good heavens!" said Sir Andrew,
on whom the truth dawned: do you
mean to tell me-"
"Yes, | had never smoked before
London Telegraph.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
SINGULAR.

We noted yesterday the drowning
Of boy named Johnny Ward in Mill
river, and stated his body had not
been found. That night a man who
Is familiar with the circumstances OF
the case had dream in which he
saw the boy, SO he states, clinging to
post under a building. Yesterday q
careful search for the body was made.
and 1t was found under Daniels mill.
on Mill street, the arms OF the lad
firmly clasped about piece Of timber
used for support to the building.
The finding of the body In the posi-
ton as seen in the dream is singular.
Hartford Courant.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
The Jewel Box Alarm.

An ingenious invention. which win
undoubtedly prove useful to the pos
SCISSOR OF valuable jewels and trim
kets, is the jewel box alarm, recently
put on the market In the bottom Of
the box is fixed the small instrument,
which is to be electrically discharged
by moving small lever. The sound
is made by means Of q bell and clap
per, resembling those found in tele-
phone. In the center Of the box hangs
a small pendulum. II the box is
moved the pendulum swings. the cir
cult is closed and the alarm goes on
The noise resembles that OF an alarm
clock. and does not cease until 1t ID
shut of again.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Alice. the Traveller.

A successful Chicago man of the
self-made variety having purchased a
fine library by the foot was showing it
with some pride to a friend of literary
attainments.
The self. made man ran his business
on the card index system and his Ii
brary with the same degree of meth
cd. Cases were marked plainly,
Travel" "Art, " Poetry" "Sci-
ence, +" etc.
Occupying a prominent place in the
Travel" case the friend noticed a
very handsome volume with the title
in gold letters on the back, "Alice in
Wonderland. - Youths Companion.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Metaphorical Zoology.

The latest mixed metaphor comes
from France, and is worthy of being
placed on record. The occasion of it
was dock strikersa at Rochefort, the
dockers being filled with Indignation
because the authorities refused them
a fortnight's holiday on full pay, and
this is how their spokesman rendered
the ancient sentiment that worms will
turn. even the feeble sheep" he
exclaimed, "when the fierce blasts Of
Indignation make it's fleece bristle up
on end, feels that it must thrust out
its talons and scratch. Pail Mall
Gazette.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22

The late Sylvanus Miller. civil en-
gineer, who was engaged in railroad
enterprises in Central America, was
seeking local support for road, and
attempted to give the matter point.
He asked a native How long does
it take you to carry your goods to
market by mule pack?" "Three
DAYS, ;, was the reply. There's the
point, - said Miller. "With our road
in operation you could take your goods
to market and be back home in one
day" every good, senior, answered
the native. "But what would we do
with the other two days?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Clara Rarton,s Splendid Work.

America owes Its Red Cross almost
entirely to one woman-Clara Barton.
While resting In Europe, after her az
duous work during the civil war. she
learned OF Mr.. Durant, read his book.
looked into the treaty, saw Its appli-
cation In the wars then pending, and
came home determined that her own
country should ratify the treaty and
put 1t to good use. Said Miss Barton:
III we had adopted the Red Cross idea
In the Civil war Andersonville. with
It's 10000, would never have stained
our record"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
poa DAYS.

Dog days is the name applied to
the heated season Of the year at the
time Of the heliacal rising Of Sirius.
the dog star; that is, the time when
1t rose Just before the sun. They usu-
ally lasted for about 40 days. We
still retain the expression Of dog days
as applied to the hottest season Of the
year, but owing to the procession Of
the equinoxes 1t is no longer the time
of the heliaca1 rising of the dog star,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
An Early Award.

"Do you think there is anything
creditable in that man Skinnum's
past9" "Well," replied the discreet
man. "I understand that somewhere
among his effects he has mug with
the sentence For e Good Boy printed
on in gilt letters. But, of course, ]
have no way Of knowing how he came
by it"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Knees Became Stiff
Five Years Of Severe eun,atIsr,

The cure Of Henry j. Goldstein. IL
Barton Street. Boston, Mass, is anoth-
er victory by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
This great medicine has succeeded in
many cases where others have utterly
failed. Mr.. Goldstein says: II suf-
fered from rheumatism five years, it
kept me from business and caused ex-
cruciating pain. My knees would be-
come as stiff as steel I tried many
medicines without relief. then took
Hoods Sarsaparilla, soon felt much
better and now consider myself en-
tirely cured. recommend Hoods"
Get 1t today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Did Horse Seek peathf

Can q horse commit suicidef Thia
theory Is brought forward through a
singular affair at Prighouse, England.
About a week ago a horse fell into
pond In the vicinity Of the Brighouse
cricket field, and 1t was got out after
two hours of strenuous exertion A
day or two later the horse found its
way to the same pond, and this time
met with It's death. Brighense people
are asking IL the horse went there
purposely.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Fathers Fairy Friends.

Out In Swarthmore, where every
body is unusually bright and clever,
a little girl was asked by visitor
who Is spending the summer at Strath
Haven Inn If she knew anything about
fairies, relates the Philadelphia Times.
"Oh, indeed / do," promptly respond
ed the little eight-year-old. They're
particular friends of papa, but mamma
doesn't like 'em, and every time she's
angry with father she scolds him for
associating with them"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22

one day of tho wonderful cures made
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta BILE
Compound and decided to try it,
and it has made me a well woman.
My neighbors and friends declare it
had worked miracle for me. Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
worth its weight in gold for women
during this period of life. If it will
help others You may publish my
letter. Mrs. NATHAN B. CREATION,
81 N. Main Street, Natick, Mass.
The Change of Life is the most criti-
cal period of woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known
to medicine that will so successfully
carry women through this trying
period as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
IfyOu would like special advice
about your case write cOnfiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is frees
and always helpful.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
one EXCLAMATION.

There are men who are startlingly
successful as cheap politicians. and
for the life of us we can not tell why,
unless 1t be the wind bloweth where
It listeth, and that from them the
wind bloweth loud even though no
one listeth long.-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
RLuEl RLUEl BLUEl

Blue that's all blue. RED CROSS
BALL BLUE delights the laundress.
A wash day necessity. Once tried,
always used. A standard bluing for
20 years.
More satisfactory than liquid blue,
and more economical because it is
not As water. Easily handled and
cannot spill. Price. 10 cents. ASK
THE GROCER.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Docs Away with Posing.

The latest craze among the Berlin
smart set is having ones portrait
sketched or painted while asleep. The
craze was started by an Austrian
aristocrat. Countess Czivick, who, ac-
cording to current story, fell asleep
while waiting In the'atelier Of we'll
known painter. The painter found
the countess SO charming as she slum-
bered that he drew her In that condi-
ton. The portrait was a great sue
cess.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
orInInaIIx Color Rearera.

Ensign Is a word formed on the
idea of the display Of insignia, badge
or device and was formerly much
used where we now employ the word
colors. The company officers in q
regiment who were, until late years,
termed ensigns were, at a still earlier
period. more correctly termed ensign
bearers."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-12-22
Game From Africa.

A special train recently left Nairobi
containing q record shipment Of wild
animals, intended for menagerie at
Hamburg. The game was collected
by hunting party In British and Ger
man East Africa. 1t embraced eight
giraffes, eleven hippopotami, two rhi-
noceroses, twelve waterbuck, seven
wildebeeste, three hartebeeste, nine
teen bushbuck. nineteen reedbuck and
about fifty. antelopes and gazelles.-
Daily Consular and Trade Reports.