The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1911-08-05
JACQUES PISTACHE
By HARRY STUART SAUCER
L,AFFAtRE De LA LOUISIANA.

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"Abien,'' exclaimed Coco, with a
broad grin of anticipation. "Abien,
Jacques, wat 70 tink bout la situation
apresans, yo?"
"Me? ?" querried Jacques, "yo ak wat
me l tink? Abien, lemme tell yo,
mon tres cher fricasse'd veau, days got
hole lot de difference in wat tink,
me, an wat know, yas; | tink whole
lot, me; mai wen dat come TO wat
know, den | hanswer yo like my ole
fren M'sieur Jambon: 4 doan know
dam ting, an yo ak Joe Saucier an he
goin tell yo de same ting like me!
"I ain got no beeznees wild de situa-
ton in Meeseepee apresans, non Julia!
Wen las Choosday she come me [ go
over back in lodge Breat' shes Iii cote
house wat make de situation on de
long side wild de Hancock Bastile, an,
like all dem bon 'Mericaine peep vote
fo de mans wat Pm want fo vote, hien?
Abien, dat make me no nevermine
apresans who make de revicie wild das
lection; so, ma good look fren, Coco,
eef yo doan want fite one duel on de
Bayou Gallere road, den doan say not
tin wild me bout no doggon situation
in Meeseepee, hien?"
"Apresans, me | make de confne ma
sef every night wild de Hi5em an dem
Daily State, an | sho have one plentie
fon read bout les affaires de la Loui-
siane. Sonamagon, Coco, day sho burn
de rubber laba in das Louisiana, hien? |
Yo know how rubber she stink wen yo
burn heem, hien ? Abien dat sho make |
yo remine O. dat in la Louisiana apre- |
sans, yas! Days got whole lot fella
wat make de papier fite wild whole lot
nodder fella, an dat sho make yo laff |
wen yo read bout dem, yas! Days got
one fella wat write one poetry one
time annevaire cut shes hair off seence. |
Day say hees name dats HaSWell, an |
he so bright dat day nevaire light no |
lamp Wen hees stay home. Hees smart |
her, vas! One time he write one spell
Ter for dem poblick school an he was |
de boss an he make all dem chillen |
buy dem speller an he make dc reVicie |
wild de long green dat way; den Gou- |
verneur Sandare (das de nodder fella) |
he git mad fo de razon dat Haswell |
doan 'lob-up' wild heem in dat speller |
beeznees, an he keek das Haswell hout
de job-mai dat doan make no nevaire- |
mine wild heem, non! Doggon, hees
git up an say hees goin be de mex
gouverneur TO de razon hees one de
peep, an TO prove dat he say dat he
sell de egg an de poule on de strit de
Rustyon- de ghost O. all dem
cheekeen an egg day sho up TO make
de bodderashun wild heem - Haswell
say dat he hought have de job on count
he kin use mo beeg word den all dem
nodder fella. Wat day call M'sieur
Halls, heem, he git hup an he call
Haswell one sacre non de plume an
hole lot bad name, an he say dat Has
well she one robbers an teef an dat he
nevaire make de connaisance wild de
trute, an dat hees head shees full dat
stuff wat day make de grass grow wild
an das de razon dat de hair grow so
fass an day ain got no room 10 brain!
Sonamagon, Coco, yo sho hought read
bout dem fella! Den day got one nod
der fella, one mans wat name M'sieu
Parker, wat want fight fo M'sieu Halls,
an he say dat all de hall in de state
goin1 bad - de Washington Artillerie
Halls hees ole an git rotten, de Beer
Hall stink, an de peep de la belle
Louisiana hought have at leas' one
Halls wat got good flore-o' platform
an das right, too, hien, Coco?
"Yas, jes soon one fella git tru talk
nodder fella he git hup an call dat
fella all kline ting wat ain print on de
book wat M'sieu Moses keep on de od-
der side la riviere Jourdan. Vas, an
Cousin Bob, too, he got hees gramfone
tryin TO beat de record de Steamboat
Bill-an lemme tell yo somteen, Coco,
petit Cousin Bob heem he sho kin
make noise, yas! I hunderstan day
goin ak heem fo be membare O. de
smoke car on de Coas' train, cause de
noise wat he kin make dat be good
beeznees, hien? l doan see watts de
madden somboddy doan vote TO Albare
jones, hien, an yo?
The resignation of Leroy Percy is now