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Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever 5syinas

Sillicus-Do you believe in love as first sight? Cynicus-Did you ever hear of Q man who liked caviare the first time he tried it?-Ptailadelphia Record.
 Don't seem to be any aloandoned farms in Indiana" NO. but if you are thinking of writing a novel, can furnish you with an abandoned plot" Kansas City Journal.
 Blobbs-Scribbler has had no less than nine plays rejected. Slobbs- What is he doing now? Blobbs- Writing essays on the decline of the dram @-Detrodt Free Press.
 DO you think tho Panama canal ought to be fortified?" Certainly" replied the artistics girl. "A few forti- fications will make the post card pie tures of it ever so much more quaint and iye."-Washington Star.
 Boss I can't live on f2 a week any longer" Stick 1t out for while" urged his thrifty employer. Think of how you can bras about when you have made your fortune, my lad"- Washington Herald.
 A miss sat alone with her beau For hours, the light turned lesu, When he said he must geau It affected her seau
 She wept and exclaimed: Tau. neau,
 neaui"-N. '. Sun.
 Ethel Calling on her friend)-r didn't know you were one of thosa athletic girls. Madge-Wfat do you mean. dear? Ethel-Look st thoss fofis over your bureau. Madge-Foils, Why. those gre my hatpins.-Boston Transcript.
 50 you are in love, eh?'' sneered the first smoker. "Weli, a woman is only a woman. but a good cigar fs a smoke" My girl is of rather 8 pan tella shape" responded the second smoker. That Is what attracted ma to her in the first place-"-LoJ1isvills Courier Journal.
 Fair Customer-Haven't you sorro book that would be especially suitable for a young mani SaaeEgirl--I don't know How would ~Hints on House. hold Economey," or Young Man. Why Remain Bachelor" or Fair Customer-Let me see that one. please. Chicago Tribune.
 The occupant of the fourth floor flat was looking through tho pages of A dictionary the agent was trying to sell him. "No,' he said, closing the book and handing it back T don't want tt. It's 20 years behind the times. It de- fines janftor' as the 'caretaker' of a building. He's the caremaker. ."-Chi- cago News.
 He-Has Maude reached e5 yet She-Oh, yes; she reached il several years ago, but she hasn't passed it yet.-Boston Transcript
 T have been votin' for you for % years" said Farmer Corntossei. Such loyalty replied the politician, touches me. It's jeS a bad hablt'-- Was asbingtOn Star.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
Strong Comedy Bill at the Auditorium

The bill that is booked in for the first three days of next week is com posed entirely of comedy numbers, and headlined by the funniest team on the vaudeville stage.
 Crimmens and Gore are the people that hold the reputation of being the funniest man and woman team on the American stage Their peculiar style of eccentric comedy is such that tI depends entirely on the performers personality. and 1t is extremely doubt ful if any other team in the business could evon commence to initiate this funny pair.
 A well-known comedian and pro- ducer Is Mr. Jack McGes of the team o6 Mr. and Mrs. McGee. MT. McGee was the producer of one of the larg- est acts ever played in vaudeville; it used s2 people and was called The Strike. MT. McGee is appearing here, supported by his talented wife, in the original comedy skit entitled A Visit to the Department Stores, said to be unlike anything on the stage today.
 Everyone likes a pair of good side walk" comedians, and Hamilton and Masse are considered equal to any. These boys are clever singers and dancers as well as being hilariously funny.
 clever. clean-cut young fellow is Jack Van Epps, who is known to the profession as the some class" comed- ian. Everything that Jack does is neat and finished. his comedy being of the most refined, his dancing clever and he has good voice.
 Much favors ole comment is heard about the Auditorium Photoplays, and the management does not intend to stop here, but are adding new features every day to this important item of the programme. Today is the last day of the greatest picture in years The Slave of Carthage. Don't miss this thriller. showing the fleeing slave turning loose the roaring lions as his last attempt In the struggle for free dom. Pictures for Monday are The Runaway Star: Bill, and the Miss ing Key; The Sheriff and Miss Jones; Mental Science; and others.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
POETRY.
GOD ISN'T DONE WITH THE oL0
 WORLD YETI

} ISN'T DONE WITH THE 0G0
 WORLD YET. Never you worry, Never you fret; Flowers shall blossom Everywhere yet: Blue must the sky be Under the gray; Clouds will blow over Another sweet day. Never you worry, Never you fret: Spring hasn't fouted The old world yet. Never you worry. Never you fret; Sorrow endureth. Joy shall come vt; Lo, the day faileth, Night mounts the skies; Walk in the starlight Till the sun rise Never you worry, Never you fret, God isn't done
 With the old world yet Never you worry, Never you fret; Green will the grass be On the graves yet; Draw near to you; Keep yourself ready, Keep yourself true, Those you remember. Can God forget7 The best hasn't happened To any one yet.
 Lillian Clayton SBs1A-
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The amount of deposits in the irpe- rial Russian savings banks for ths first half 1910 aggregated 1sS, S,51Itco, compared with s1so,610, ,00o for the GOT responding period of 1900. e-n incrcasa of S1S,90o, 300.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
"Girls." :"


 Ever since the Pou Players opened their season of stock in this city, the management has been besieged with requests in all possible forms to pre- sent 6 good, screaminsly funny farce comedy. In all the plays presented thus far the audiences have eagerly seized upon each bit of comedy offered it. The players themselves have shown c peculiar aptitude for comedy and have made the most of their oppor- tunities in that line. In consideration of all these points. it has been de- cidsd to offer for one week one of the best and funniest of recent farces. and Clyde Fftoh's great success, Girls" has been selected as coming nearest to fill these requirements. It will be presented all next week with daily matinees. Girls" tells the story of four bachelor girls who firmly be- lieve they are man-haters. They de- eide that men are a nuisance and an abomination upon the face of the earth, and that henceforth they will have nothing to do with the despised sex. Then straightaway they proceed to fall in love. It is not alone this latter fact that causes the fun, but it is the way they do it, the complica- tions that arise, and their efforts to keep their secrets from each other. The play Is full of bright lines. laugh able situations and genuinely funny scenes. The full strength of the com pany will be employed in the produc- tton and all will shine. although the girls will have much the best of it On Wednesday afternoon a handsome souvenir of MT. Cairns will be pre- ssnted to each lady attending and the management guarantees that there will be enough to go around, no mat ter how large the crowd. In response to many requests another public stage reception will be given after the mat Jnee Friday afternoon to accommodate those who were unable to be present st the last one. For the following
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

At tho GreeneviIIe Congregational church, Sunday, Rev. c. H. Ricketts will preach both morning and eve ming.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The city of Bombay with nes-l 7 1000 GOO inhabitants, has Legs than 2,0O0 telephone subscribers and na long distance lines. It must be re membered that time is not of sue n importance there as in tho Cratsd States. The lack of a common Ian guage is also great drawback ts telephone development
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

At the A. M. E. Zion church, Rev. Dr. W. H. Eley will preach Sunday morning on The Care of tho Lord. His evening subject is The Throne of God.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

During October ST.; miles of new rails were laid on Chilian government railways. and during the quarter end ed September 80, 1910, s1,74S,9Sf war spent on new construction.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
Soiey's Kidney Rsmedy--An Apprsei-
 etion.

L. Mcconnell, Catherine St, Elnlira, ". r. wr1tee T wish to express my appreciation o1 ths grear good derfv- sd hvm foieYs Kidney Remedy, which used for . bad case of kidney trou- nfA Five bottles did the work most effectively and proved to me beyond scubk M ls the nso%t reliable kidney rtedicAue ssatc ever taken Lee < csEe1A f.A
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Lotteries are opefated sn sr import ant towns and cities in the Dontni {. can republic. In many of the lsrges cities there are from two 10 i've, practically all of which are under mn . nicjpal supervision
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The deposits in Chiiian savfngs banks increased s542,T64 (United States gold) during the five months ended September Sd, 1910.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

At the SheItering Arms Sunday aft ernoon, Rev. Joseph F. Cobb will con- duct the service
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The postponed w. c. T. U. meeting is to be held Monday at p. m., room 2, 90 Shetuctpet street. Election of of- ficers and the annual reports to be given from the several departments.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

See the shoe specials Frank A. Bill offers today (Saturday): Ladies $2.5O shoes at s2.00; ladies' S1.75 Juliets, s1.25; mems s2.50 shoes at s2.o0: $1.50 at $1.T5: slippers at SIPS.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

At Trinity Episcopal church, there will be Holy Communion at 9 a. n., morning prayer and sermon at 10.45 a. m., and evening prayer and sermon at 7.30 p. m.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The subject of the Christian Science service Sunday morning will be Sac- rament.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
MUCH IN LITTLE

Dissections of the human body ara not yet allowed in China, hence th4 demand for western medical works with plates,
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Rev. Robert F. True will preach Sunday morning at the Third Baptist church on Mary of Bethany, while his evening topic will be The Com monplace Life GIorified.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Vain Is the Help of Man is the morn ing subject of Rev. J. H. Dennis, pas tor at Mt. Calvary Baptist church. In the evening his topic is Whence Come tho Tares?
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

It's easy to greet the new day with a smile when you can have the morn ing bath room as luxuriantly warm as the air of the tropics. Why taks chances of having the temperature of your bath, dressing or dining rooms below the safety point knowing as you do so well the variableness of our New England winter Meathar, A
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Christ Church will hold morning prayer with sermon at Il a. m.. and evening prayer with sermon at 7.30. The hour for the celebration of the Holy Communion is g a. n
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Rev. pr. S. H. Howe will preach Sunday morning and afternoon at Park Congregational church.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
SUNDAY SERVICES.

The Loyal Temperance association meets in Bill block Sunday afternoon.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
MEN WANTED

Wages s25 to $50 a Week in Automobile
 WOrk-Thousands of Jobs Waiting
 for Competent Men in All Parts of
 the Country.
 In addition to the immense number now in operation. about 100000 Auto mobiles will be manufactured this year and this means work for thousands of men qualified to Sell. Repair, Drive and Demonstrate Automobiles and Trucks fit any man in a few weeks to fill any of these positions, without interfering with his present employment. get him q. job and give him an portunity to make S10 weekly while learning. For information write ROCHESTER, AUTO MOBILE SCHOOL, 29 Church St.. Rochester, N. '. jan7S
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
VULCAN ODORLESS
 GAS HEATER

insures you all the heat you want and just when you want it. The gas pipe carries the fuel, no can to fill, no oil to spill Get one today and make this the most comfortable winter of your life. Experience has shown you that house heaters ara rarely working at satisfactory efficiency in the early hours of the day. We have these odorless creators of comfort at s27s and $500 each. highest quality tubing 7 cents per foot, fuel piping done at cost of labor and material.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT
Vaudeville and motion pictures at the Auditorium
 Moving Pictures at the Breed The ater.
 st Elmo at Poli.s Theater
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Read Miss M. c. Adles' message to the ladies of eastern Connecticut. See adv.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself"
 -Huhnar6
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
WANTED AT ONCE

A gun barrel borer and choker Also general homework help. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU,
 S H. REEVES, Supt. Central Building, 43 Broadway. City. dec17d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
PERSONAL.

LADIES' CONFINEMENT INSTITUTE Physicians attending. Infants adopted Or boarded. For particulars, write Collinswood Sanitarium. Hartford, Conn. sepl7d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The topic of Rev. F. O. Cunningham, acting pastor of the First Baptist church, Sunday morning, will be This Year Also. The evening subject is How Much Do You Weigh?
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-A 25-pound hitch-weight, be- tween Yantic and Johnson cemetery. Return to Bulletin Office and get re- ward. janId
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
CASTORIA
 For Infants and Children. Tho Kind You Have Always Bought sisaasa,s s1saa ,ss s of &HAzZzw
Old Soldier Tortured,

Old Soldier Tortured.
 For years suffered unspeakable torture from indigestion, constipation and liver trouble" wrote A. K. Smith, a war veteran at Erie. Pa, but pr Kings New Life Pills fixed me all right. They're simply great.'' Try them for aa, stomach. liver or kidney -rrlfble. Only 25c at Lee & Osgood
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

The worlds output Of coal Ter 1908 is estimated at 1.11O, 900, ,000 tons, au increase 0I F 900, ,0Oe tons oy-eF 1Sss Output increased by S5, ,eo0 roks fla rhe United States and z, z,8SG,o00 ALa 2, 100, eco tons in Great Britain and Germany respectively. The United States produced g per cent. ot the worlds output, Great Britain neaxiy 25 per cent. and t+srm,nv sn per eSsSf-. cent,
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

According to a Mexican newspaper, an American company having . par ent plant in the United States Is con- strIlcting a cement factory at Tokecs. 40 miles from the City of Mexico, which purposes to turn out Q cement equal to the imported product The factory has been under construction since September, 1909, and wifi cost. when completed. including 6. labors . tory for testing the output, sso9, ,6os gold.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
WANT ED.

drive se0er ene pair ds once to M A. Parker & Son. Maple Grove Farm, East Wilmington. jan7d
 MEN wANTED-Age 1895, for fire men Sloo monthly, and brakemen sSo perience unnecessary; no strike. Posi- tions guaranteed competent men. Pro- motion. Railroad Employing. Head tions monthly. State age; send stamp. Railway Association. Dept 19s. 227 Monroe street. Brooklyn. \. Y. jan7sM
 WANTED-Men may earn good pay Rowan. Dept. A1os. Chicago. jan7d
 wANTED-Man to travel in Conn. for 1911. Good pay and tailor made necessary; reliable firm; write for par ticulars. J. E. McBrady & Co.,, Chicago, III. jan7d
 wANTED-A bright. energetic wom- Address Bulletin, Box 35 jan7d
 AGENTs-Improved specially for au- profits; illustrated booklets: Write to- to day day; E E + Whiting. River St.. zyak Wake
 GIRL OR WOMAN, each locality, good pay made, acting as representative; ad- dress envelopes, fold mail circulars; material. stamps furnished free. Rex Mailing Agency, London, Ontario jan7d
 wANTED-A strong. willing boy to Grocer. care of The Bulletin. jan7d
 GILLETTE AND GEM JR. blades sharpened. Broadway Pharmacy, Nor yeh PeTry Rrown Putnam GheS6ro
 WAN'rED-Teacherf for Long Society school, primary room. Apply to c. E. Chapman, District Committeeman. Tel sS8-3. jan7d
 wANTED-Teachers for schools No. and 4, in the town of Ledyard,. 1a trolley. Apply in person Saturday af. ternoon to c: D. Geer. Room 42, Central Bldg, Norwich. jan7d
 A NEW MICH cow WANTED at the Backus Hospital jan6d
 WANTED-A position as general house girl. Apply 45 Myers Ave. jan6d
 WANTED FOR HIS KEEP-Horse for use on, delivery wagon for one or two months. Address H., care Bulletin.
 jan6d
 wANTED-Boy to work in q drug store. Apply at this office. jan6d
 -wANTED-Man around 50 to look ritory. Special inducement: permanent. c R. Burr & Company, Nurserymen Manchester. Conn. jan6d
 wANTED-Partner. will rent or sell Small capital for lunch business. Ad- mantle. 1an6d
 WANTEsD--A girl for general house. work. No washing or ironing. Apply at the Occum Boarding House. Occum Conn. jan5d
 WANTED-Raw furs; will pay Bos- ton and New York prices. At H. A. Heebner's Harness Store every Thurs day. Arthur c. Bennett. nov15d
 BUY POULTRY AND HOGS. G. A. Bullard. Norwich. Tel. 646-6. oct25d
 INVERTEBRATES. Have buyers. Also for rent. Send full particulars. Connecticut Farms Realty Co.,. 302 Broadway. New York. oct2od
 WANTED-Loca1 representative. We will start you in a permanent business with us and furnish everything. Per- sonal assistance. No canvassing. Large profits. For particulars address Nab bolt Mason O.. Box. 643, Prov, R. I.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
BREED THEATER.

een "snerlock Holmes" will be the
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
TO RENT
TO RENT

Large Store, "A Main Street. Tenement of rooms with modern improvements, 106 Main street.
 N. VARIANT & CO, dec10d 117 Main Street, City.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
WILLIAMS BROs.. Props. ial11n

THERE Is TO advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Rrl- letin for business results.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Rev. Herbert J. Wyckoff will preach at both services at the Second Congre- gational church Sunday. His morning topic will be Misdirected Hope, and his evening subject The Aocumulating Avaianche
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS DISPATCHES.
TO RENT.

TO RENT-Nicely furnished front room, With or without board. 252 w.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

At Trinity Methodist Episcopal church. Sunday morning, Rev. Dr. NJ. $. Kaufman will preach on The Brighter Tomorrow. In the evening his topic will be The Bible Suited to All Mankind
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

At the UniversaIist service at Buck ingham Memorial Sunday morning, Rev Joseph F. Cobb will preach on The Power of Small Things. The topic of the Y. P. c. U. service is A Universal Movement for Peace.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Sunday morning. and afternoon at Park Congregational church.
 At tho GreeneviIIe Congregational church, Sunday, Rev. c. H. Ricketts will preach both morning and eve ming.
 At the A. M. E. Zion church, Rev. morning on The Care of tho Lord. His evening subject is The Throne of God.
 At Trinity Episcopal church, there will be Holy Communion at a. m., morning prayer and sermon at 10.45 a. m., and evening prayer and sermon at 7.30 p. m.
 Vain Is the Help of Man is the morn ing subject of Rev. J. H. Dennis, pas tor at Mt. Calvary Baptist church. Come the Fares?
 Rev. Robert F. True will preach Sunday morning at the Third Baptist church on Mary of Bethany, while monpIace Life GIorifed.
 Christ Church will hold morning prayer with sermon at Il a. m.. and evening prayer with sermon at 7.30. The hour for the celebration of the Holy Communion is 9 a. III.
 The topic of Rev. F. o. Cunningham acting pastor of the First Baptist church, Sunday morning, will be This Year Also. The evening subject is How Much Do You Weigh?
 Rev. Herbert J. Wyckoff will preach at both services at the Second Congre- gational church Sunday. His morning topic will be Misdirected Hope, and his evening subject The Aocumulatine Avalanche.
 At Trinity Methodist Episcopal church. Sunday morning, Rev. Dr. NJ. s. Kaufman will preach on Tho Brighter Tomorrow. In the evening his topic will be The Bible Suited to All Mankind.
 At the Universalist service at Buck Rev. Joseph F. Cobb will preach on The Power of Small Things. The topic of the Y. P. c. U. service is A Universal Movement for Peace.
 Rev. Albert p. BIinn will speak at the Spiritual Academy, Sunday morn ing upon Our Invisible Environment. and in the evening upon World Build CTS. The Progressive Lyceum meets at noon, subject Value of Experience. will preach at Grace Memorial Bap- tist church, on Christ Talking to the Woman at the We'll. The evening sub- ject is The Crisis. Evangelistic meet ings will be held during the week of January 8.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

Rev. Albert p. BIinn will speak at the Spiritual. Academy, Sunday morn ing upon Our Invisible Environment. and in the evening upon World Build
 CTS. The Progressive Lyceum meets at noon, subject Value of Experience.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-07

NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS, cen- trally located, continuous hot water, steam heat, bath and gas. 3S Union St.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1911-02-03
Notice for Bids.

Notice is hereby given that
sealed proposals will be received
at the office Of the County Audi
tor in the city of Wheeler, South
Dako ia, until u o'clock noon
February Eth, 1911 for the fur,
finishing of materials and the
,erection aud completion of doun-
lty bridges and the repairs
thereto required by Cha les
Mix county during the year
1911.
Each bidder must file plans
land specifications ia the Audi
tors office. Charles Mix Cou nty
|Santh Dakota, on Or before the
time set as shown above.
A certified check for $500. 90
drawn on a local bank must &C.
each bidders propos.
al as a guarantee that if award
ed the contract the bidder VII
enter into same with pr oper
bonds.
The board of Com missioners
reserve the right to reject any
or all bids.
BY order Of Board of County
Commissioners,
II. G.. Wilson,
County Auditor.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1911-02-03

ceremony the bridal party and
guests returned to the home of
the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Albert Melmer where they all re-
ceived a bountiful wedding din
ner. Still a larger number of
friends were present in the even
ing and enjoyed the supper and
dancing, the supper being served
for their enjoyment. At mid
night luncheon was served and
Mr.. and Mrs. Payrr were accom-
panied by the groom's sister Miss
Mary and the brides brother Fred.
They received many beautiful
presents.
-DaiSp Dot.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1911-02-03
Rec Township

Miss Hattie Fox Sundayed with
Mary Millar.
MI. Jericek's young folks spent
Sunday afternoon at Ant.
Chytka.
Mrs. Remillard returned last
Thursday from an extended visit
at Jefferson with, relatives.
Newsy Jim must be selecting
valentines for every young lady
in Charles Mix county, we
haven't heard from him for sc
! long.
A pleasant and complete sur
prise was carried out on Mr.. and
Mrs. Smith and family Tuesday
night of last week. A large
crowd of friends dropped in on
them shortly after parI of the
family had rtired. Joe and Mike
Smith had gone to spend the
evening at a close neighbors and
about midnight nhey returned,
of course not at surprised. They
can't surprise Smiths and they
need not try it has been said.
But we have not heard much
abolt not being able to surprise
them since Tuesday evening.
Miss Anna Melmer and Joe
Payer were married at Dante
church Tuesday morning before a
number of friends. After the
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1911-02-03

Mobiles Theatre Co., will
undoubtedly draw large crowds
at the opera house for three
nights commencing Monday,
Feb. 6, for their plays are the
most beautiful of the kind with
incidents tina stir, emotion that
moves and comedy hat compels
laughter.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1911-02-03
'Wahehe Township.

Two of Henry Caviers children
are very sick.
Henry Teigle was quite i'll last
week of rheumatism.
Fred Raaba's little daughter
Alma is on the sick list.
Miss Irma Grabill went to
Platte Wednesday evening.
Highland school No. I is closed
this week on account of the
teacher, Miss Cornelia Hiner,
being i'll.
Blue Bell.
Majestic Cafe for a fine Sun
day dinner.