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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14
Could Ii Be Worse i?

PORT TERRY, l.. l.. Nov. a.
Insane from his experiences, his
wife and two members OF his crew
drowned, the captain Of the schoon.
or Edward Dennis was washed
ashore here today after wreck 10
Plum Out. where the ship sank
The Dennis sailed between New
Bedford and Greenport, l.. J.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14
ALL BURGLARS ARE.
NOT HARD HEARTED

GREENWICH, Conn. Nov. IA
Judge and Mrs. r. A. Hubbard are
convinced that all burglars arc not
hard hearted. An appeal for the
return OF stolen miniature of their
baby was answered by special de-
livery.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14

agos as Ralph Emerson. James
Lowell and George Perkins. J. 7,
Morgans ex.pariner. were guests
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14

Soda crackers are
extremely sensitive
to moisture.
Before the advent OF
Uneeda Biscuit the
only persons who
ever tasted fresh,
crisp soda crackers
were the people in
the bakeries.
Imagine their trip
from bakery to your
table; exposed to air
and moisture kept
in grocers' boxesand
finally in a paper bag
on the shelf in your
pantry. Could they
be the same as they
were the day they
were baked?
Now that we have
Uneeda Biscuit-we
have perfect
baked soda crackers
perfectly kept.
No moisture can
reach them-nO con-
Eliminating influ-
ences can affect
their flavor-their
goodness is impris-
Oned only to be
liberated by you for
you when you open
the package.
Alwaysin the moist
ure proof package.
Never sold in bulk.
5 cents a package.
NATIONAL BISCUIT
COMpANY
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14
DIZZINESS, HEADACHE, TORPID
LIVER AND SLUGGISH BOWELS


in of
this
bing Bckcning headache
purifying the blood The effect almost
sick headaches need suffer for they be quickly cured BIZ
Onet akent ong
perfect health months
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14

PORTLAND. Or. Nov. i4.-pe.
ternined TO combat the rapidly ris.
ing sentiment against President
Tairs denomination In Oregon. the
solf-appolnted Taft campaign com
mittee. headed by State Senator
Ben Selling. IL deep In letter writ
Ing campaign today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14

These pieces are most APP
propriate for Holiday Gifts.
DO your Christmas buying
now and we will hold your
purchase for Christmas de-
livery. You win not get an
other opportunity Ike this
before Christmas. II you can
not spare the cash now, a de-
post viii secure any piece for
you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14
TAXING BACHELORS

BERLIN. Nov. lily taxing
bachelors and old maids the little
princIpality OF Routes IL going 70
try the experiment OF encouraging
The legislative body
has just passed a bin increasing by
five per cent the income TAX on
men and women who are unmarried
after the age Of 80. AL Germany II
watching the experiment with great
interest.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-14

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The Washington times., 1911-12-29
The Old Reliable
Washington Loan Co.,
6lO F St. N. w.
Money for the HOLIDAYS
Can be borrowed here by
ANY ONE WHO KEEPS H6I,au

ANY ONE WHO KEEPS HOUSE
No indorser necessary. You can get n
on your own signature and have plenty Of
time next year to pay 1t back In small nav
ments. Each payment reduces princiDai
DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING TURNED
DOWN. We positively make loans 10 any-
body in Washington or Alexandria, Va. who
keeps mouse. You can get from IS TO si0o
on weekly or monthly plan. you CAN GEf
1T TODAY Call, write. or telephone Main
either. way. WE ARE NOT VERY PAR.
TICULAR ABOUT SECURITY OR OTHER
MATTERS Even II you have a loan we
will make you a loan. NO RED TAPE.
Leans made in Alexandria, Va, on same
terms a. In Washington. Open Q to G. -
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DEATHS

BELMoNT-on Thurscsy, December cs. isii,
az $50 D.. m. HATTIE GENEVA lsEL-
MONT, beloved wife OF Arthur G. Belmont
and daughter Of Victor Boyer.
Funeral viii take place from sos AIat ARIA
avonue. Congress Heights. Sunday, Decam-
per y. At 2sSo p m. Friends and relatives
1911, at $50 a. M, al the residence of hi.
sister. Nellie Marie Reed, 1927 II street
northwest. e. PERCY DowDEN, aged
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
WRENN.-on Wednesday, December u. fsii.
~ the family residence, 12s. c street north.
east MARTHA LOUISE, infant daughter
months. ' ~1SN "'"o
Funeral will be held at the residence at
m. saturday, December go
r hIcnmond and Fredericksburg paperu
please copy.) p~p"
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RAILROADS
BALTIMORE & OHIO R. R.
LEAVE UNION STATION.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.

ROYAL BLUE LINE.
.sux,ery other Hour on the Odd Hour
70 PHII.ADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
>,ESu YORK TERMINAL. LIBERTY an
W." AND W '3D STREET.
.7.oo 1890 (Royal Special, hours). +e.oa
fRovai SpeciaD. .11:00 a. m. $500, 500
tRoyai Limited. hous), $500. $500 d. M
snS ,a:l5 night, s2:i5 am. Diners and Parin,
ear ears on day trains. sleepers on i2:i5 night
'Heni HPenniladeiphia and Atlantic City. t7:Oo $500
'ii'~ TO BALTIMORE.
.EyERY HOUR ON THE HOUR"
Wecs1k c1 fs.ss sass 100 @ p Tao % tsoS So 3 s%
.S:ao' 1000 sil 100 a.. m. 1890 noon: t,S0s
ts:% ts:SS ti:iS. taOO 800 ts:sO 1850. OS is:SS
ls:cS. 'ices 'iO;dU ,r;S .lI;sO; ,i2:i5 N 4. '"
c1IIcAGO, .sl0 a. M, r:25. $3.50 n. m
SSiNciNNATI. ST. LOUIS, AND I1Irrs-
viii 'E' .s:io a, m, '4:lo p. M, .I2:1O oieh,
ia. IA night; sleeper ready 10 D. m, - Ai''
CLEVELAND. 1910 p. M: Columbus .s,ss
p p'wmaiEELING. WI 1910 a. m. $3.50 p. IN.
Scheduies of local trains at ticket Office.
s1ai,v' tExcept Sunday. &Sunday oniS
,roisnhone at following Ticket OFFICES: Ia,
, W., Main 1891: 6l9 Pennsyjvani.
ave, Main e7s: Union Station. Main, 1850
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Vital Records
Births.
WHITE

WHITE.
Charles and Lily Mills, girl.
WILLIAM and May Cook, girl.
Ml.,arG gnh,a a; and Effie L. CrowelI, boy.
Hildy M. and Ida E. O'Neale. eiri
henry N. and Alice NJ. Cole, girl.
Eleazer b. and Martha A. Reid. bov
Jerry and Mary Hahaney, girl.
EDWARD III. and Mona G. Post. bow.
John +. and Margaret Brodigan, boy.
COLORED.
samuel II. and Lumina Keetes, boy.
George w. and Ida J. Creamer. 9irl
George r. and Mary c. Swami. eiri.
James and Ophelia Davidson, boy.
Wiibert and Addie Garner, girl.
Nathan and Mary Gibson, Eiri.
Oliver and Matte Goodwin. boy.
ut, un1mas and Joanna Proctor. boy.
william and Lucy Cobbs, boy.
The Washington times., 1911-12-29

d. DoRANZ. amber. meerschaum. and
French brtar pipe repairing. Pool ana
Willard balls rsmodslsd. sl2 Il n. W. l.
The Washington times., 1911-12-29
Marriage Licenses.


Ethel B. Hartman, OF washington.
Herman G. Kupper and Ruby irving,
both of Washington.
chafIef and Erancis al MJMyphy g.,s Of Rcsneks Va.
Ernest Ernest &. c. Carroll, Of Gallant Green.
Nd. and Katherine Naylor, Of .Clin-
William @. Bradford and citya ".
Weeks, both Of Manassas, Va.
Andrew L. Quesada and Nary A,
Richey, both of Washington.
CoLORED.
Richard Owens and Nary A. Fortune,
John H.. st surnes and Frances Reeves.
both of Washington.
Deaths.
WHITE.
Susan Dugger. 6s years. 1l2s Chaplin
street northwest.
Elizabeth ROLAND. u years. 1345 L street
northwest.
William Slater, 81 years. $40 Twelfth.
street southeast.
Joseph Hama. 80 years. 14ls Girard street
northeast.
Irving Vince. 70 years. Providence Hos
Alma e. Hogan. p years. 4ss N street
southwest.
katherine c. Maley. 30 years. so4 New
ton street northeast
Margaret e. Boss. 48 years, SO Q street
northeast.
Theophilus @. Easley, 26 years, Garfield
Memorial Hospital.
Theodore Hausemann. 81 years, $40 New
ton street northwest.
CHINESE.
Wong Tue, 81 years, 205 Pennsylvania
avenue northwest.
COLORED.
James Washington, 40 years, $50 Twenty
fifth street northwest.
William Ford. 2S years, Freedmen's
Hospital.
Edith Jones, 53 years, 90 Draper's
Simon Tate, 81 years, 17o4 Seventeenth
street northwest.
Sarah Harrison. s. years, 1917 p street
northwest
The Washington times., 1911-12-29
FLOOR OILS

,DoN'T BUY FLOOR OIL until you've tried
ours; 35c gal. ENTERPRISE HARDWARE
CO., 927 9th st. N. w. Phone NJ 505l. :
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ADAM "A. wEscHLER, Auctioneer.

CHANcERY SALE OF VALUABLE. I'M
PROVED REAL ESTATE.
By virtue Of a decree Of the Supreme Court
Of the District Of Columbia, passed in Equity
Cause 10. W60S. l. the undersigned trustee,
will SELL at public auction. In front OF the
premises. on Wednesday. the 10th day of
January. A. ID. 1912, at $3.50 o'clock D. m.
the following described land and premises.
situate in the city Of Washington. In the
District of Columbia. and designated as and
being Lots n and rs In Block numbered 44I2
of the Subdivision known as "City View
Heights" as recorded in Liber County "a
folio l, CT the Land Office of the District of
Columbia, known as l149 Bladensburg Road
together with the improvements, consisting
OF a two-story frame dwelling.
TERMS OF SALE: One-third of the pur-
chase money to be paid In cash. and the
balance in two equal installments, payable
In one and two years, with interest at 8 per
centum per annum, payable semi-annuaIly
from day of SALE secured by deed OF trust
upon the property sold. or all cash, at the
option OF the purchaser. A deposit OF $leO 90
VIII be required OF the purchaser at the time
Of sale. All conveyancing. recording, and
notarial fees at the cost OF the purchaser
Terms of sale to be complied with within
trustee reserves the right to resell the prop
erty at the risk and cost OF the defanltinE
purchaser, after five days advertisement OK
such resale In some newspaper published In
tho city OF Washington, ID. c.
JOS. L. TEPPER, Trustee.
20 5th Street n W.
The Washington times., 1911-12-29

II there is any transaction where money
Is required. this 10 the company you want
to soc.
The Washington times., 1911-12-29
CHEsAPEAKE & OHIO LINES

400 D. m. daily-c. sS o. SPECIAL. SoiIs
train to Cincinnati. with Pullman sleepers
Louis, and Chicago. c.. & o. Dining Car,
n:io p. m. daily--F. +, Y. LIMITED, to
the West, Southwest. and Northwest. Pull.
natl, and Louisville Cincinnati sleeper open
for occupancy 10 p m. C. & o. Dining Car
paion srStiou. Phone Main icss. asOs. and IA IA
The Washington times., 1911-12-29
NON MEDICAL HEALING

ELEcTRoLYTIC TREATMENT FOR
Chronic and Special Diseases.
Cons ultation free. Cure Guaranteed
HOURS. a TO s. AND TO p, M
tSih PA. AVE
The Washington times., 1911-12-29
UMBRELLAS RECOVERED

M. II. PHILPITT. Reliable Umbrella and
Parasol Maker. Repairing and recovering
Cravenette. gloria. and silk. 81. 90l st. Nv.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
ers.-t AI,.rr, s,n,nseres.

This Gilbert story reaches me rom sn old HsrrOvIsn, says writer ID the Manchester Guardian. h 1872 the peo pYe Of the town got up thcstricals to raise funds for a hospital Dr. Butler, the head master. said be would not allow the school to 60 unless the pieces were first submitted Co him. One was Gfberrs Palace Of Truth" In it Is a raSSsce in which the hero says 10 the be-olne Meet me at 9 o'clock tonight outside the garden gate pr Butler vetoed this and substituted. Meet me st 8 o'clock this afternoon" This seemed 10 him more decorous. Some wears after Gilbert was Invited Co the Harrow speeches h reply to the toast or his health be said. ''l am very much interested in visiting Harrow, for as far as 1 know 1t Is the only place in fbe world where a line of mine has ever been condemned as improper. Great cousteruauon p0evailed-ah >he greater because DO one except the soea aker and one other person, who was just leaving Harrow ID 1872 knew what be meant IL was not GiRert's way Co forget these things
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
WIEN sovs srAsT s,esT

Students la sAe DSoNmS hSsa school lave Se, sa example students every vheoe woal5 do vsG @ oo0ssde- AnoaE o>ae- sssazs Asy hSve re sC,ved 90 He far sa paay, not 5o soS,er s0oz25 sovu &Ee7 soscoIAouHs not ta SlGSe sa O aoou0d SAe school Nouse sa he Stadium O on SUeei oSoS a25 oo, co USee7 the sohoG g0wads o- S-eeas wSh paper
 TAeSe are sod resolutions. and Sey sAov ,Aa, tse boys os the Ia Coua a1gh soscos gre Sa5aklaE along 1Shs E2eS Boys who wll sign Iu S-eeDsa so PlNy her games sa a far vSy and ,o refrain s7om p-ac- sices a& are EuzGuI to ehem and sozeazeS osseuSzve 5o others. begin Sae- Ewes 5- Sse -EAI vSy.
 Iz yeas yo oo0e lse Tacola boys v.g And ,aas tAe- goo5 ooadpo, pacI vas -ea-y a vs-A qs-t o5 Jhe1- edu- cAaoz- j, va leave a lasting impress oa ,ae- aza-asse-s. and VII hep to make sae= s-ozse-. 6e0- and more ess5Gezs ceres
 AS -15e Ee manly boy grows in Jo a many man Tae boy uho sla-,s -lga, uao P.ays lz a far Vay, wao 5oes-s salze -l za-oses or cheat -E oS1s- ssle> aSaa-y goes through the p.o-.a as za began and --PsaS -a.o 6 5ea11sa szazas,s- On -4e oSheT AAz5 1e 5ssoa uao eleaS>. and who s10us 10 s5-s os -esz7G Tor Jae-@a-s os a-s p.ayIsEov>. s P7ely aP, 10 ,z-z szese sane -als 51uo his lars e- life when ae gus lhe sohool-ooI s,- he s-zg.e and ya7es ct hls bus szess o- P7aseSsioa The Tacoma a1ys ss5a5 suck to gaez resolutions a, wal aelq 60 make -he wovsd better Ga5 o--sass--E1
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
oEPLETEo SEAL HERD

S5zos Jse year l>Sl. Sae he7d o1 t- seals oa tae P-alos stands in Re-us Sea has 5lnintsaed by about asa.aao -aayas fewer aaa 5o.eeo seak solay. The soo-y ia the Sele- e-s7a7l dispatches loday, Se,l.Rg Of tae discovery os a ae0d OS looe, coo sesls 58 ae A0ouo oeSous, sounds plaass5ls That Aey were driven sne7e by fe-cs5oss aaate-s iu the more soage-r waters Is equally p,sgs5sle Eo-uaste,y lhe oh7et DOW e7s whose s-gueu,e covers the ses} iar vsse7s saye agreed upoa s treaty winch v5G never SSaia TevmU whole sale s,sasats- os this valuable uauC- sl ~oSw-co-E
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
MYSTERIOUS WsKRAN.
q csssIIts Is7s oss5esstse by Nature
 a~s SNu-reo sy Man.

-vS-S-Frrs r-Hil AlS always hung over rhe land at NeS-an," SSyS the London Tue> ~NeS-ao Is the name rsvea Co jhe EeuC coastal CeClon xt-r,,hs-S almost S-om thc Indus to the en-ance Co the Persian gulf Sal c-S have cos<rc5 along iCs white shores T-ou time 5uueuo-isl but few in ncde-2 days have ever penetrated the rs7ceS oF hf-r< whi-h lie heyoOd- The rreGter. pa-t ot Neklan IS deSolaCe and So-Ss Se-. a lso5 3eSiccstei hy nature and stunned by man. Tbe few trihes which Ilacer there gre the JecSsm of history. stray wCecksCe which has srfsred into thtS obscure corner of the world fu the bsrSwaSh ot great events, II Is even believed that yhe Drsvidians passed through NeSrsn on their way e SoCther India and left sJrsCCierS, whoSe deS-er3auJS have dwelt there ever S5nce. The7e gre patches of Mon eols from the days ot JeuShiz Khan, colanels of hslf b0.ed Arahs from the fine when sr Arab dynasty held Sind; unufStakarrc BafVu-S- who were there before Afexzu6e-- As-isan negroes the orshoovs of medieval slavery. and srscss CT StiT o'5e- peoples whose srirus are faSr f1 the uiSrS of time
 ~Yet NeEra0 cannot always have been eIuhe- So dry or So deserted Nsav of irS hTIS are closely covered >~5tA NrtIe stone houses. mostly square st the base. narrowing upward Ike r-rncstsi nyrsmids. and with dome xNspss Interiors. They are tombs, and .-C,g tne rubbish found within them .-a esmeptS cf GCht green pottery ,or spe quality. which no one seems .paa ro identify. Then there are vast russonry dams o5vioUsy bGlt to catch
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13

the water in the hills, just as engi' neers are making dams in the Indian shsutS to-day
 aSometiupS the hillS ane terraced for cultivation. after the fashion or hills in southern Japan and elsewhere, only in NeIrsu the terraces are dry snd bare. and not even a blade ot grass remains The cTumhling ruins ,r whole cities. the very names of which are forgotten. lie concealed be tween the serrsted ridges"
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
n, American Youth.

Tht Ar7erIcs0 Nouth- He couldn't speak iu foreign tongues; Ills culture wasn't wide He knew The baseball language. Wl-h English on the side, Was able Co express himself And Ne was satisfied
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
MONTICELLO RYE

MONTICELLO RYE
 PEBBLEFORD RYE
 GIBSON RYE Bottled in Bond. In Bulk or in Bottles. At the Board Of Trade tf 25c for home cooked meal quick, clean service. Where? At the New Home Restaurant Fifth Avenue, half a minute from Broadwa
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13

THREE GOOD ONES TO DRAW TO
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13

A fine mild temperance drink is the pure wholesome beer made from the sparkling waters Of Tumwater Falls, and the very best barley malt with just the right proportion of choicest grown hops. Brewed as on- ly the Olympia Brewing company can brew. For sale at the Board Of Trade
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
QUICK DELIVERY PHONE 20.

Baggage, coal and wood delivered upon shortest notice day and night
 H. RESIDENTIAL,
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13

All the late telegraph news in the Daily Alaskan.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
U7SsuhSsG

unSsusssSly. "A foo and bis money are soon parted Yes and I have observed that the separtou Is always both painful and ne-msrantn
The daily Alaskan., 1911-10-13
WOORE'S MHERE co.

Terminus W. P. & Y. Route Arrive and Depart From ThsDock
 REGULATIONS fsfn Wshouses open for delivery ohAndise from Pe-iShshleu ONLY delivered day CT st night ezht shipments hbound accompanied SHIPPERS MANIFEST psgers be obtained the U, toms o1Ce) before No freight win be on this hcur RAcGAGE-Tos will be collected CHECKED BAGGAGE ONLY No charge to- bags and grips when unchecked The wharf public when steamer dock and will be opened only have dembarked vb.-ara Tn-ff can be pBcatOn office E.. j. SHAW,
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-03-30

ing his life story to Bates from
time To tilae, HoCth .!1lcwed
portion Of it 10 De ul. cvt..le
The assertion hss W.. 4.
made hat Eooth W. c 7n
Boston Gorbeti. -."s1inq
Bates, however VINO detahed
the stc..y as feeeiTed by
from Booth, tns insn w,.e &
killed was pan.;e Roc
L d beer at the aarGrst e. IL.
s.rcut twsnty-fcr. 4 y" rs
tte afternoon tefor n. ,.llels, =, q
capture he had bee., " rned to
leave by some Confederate SOL
diers who promised to arrange
for his escape later. Therefore,
at 2 o'clock on the afternoon Of
the day before the killing of
Ruddy occurred, Booth had re-
tired to a spot some distance
from the Garrett farm and wes
still there in hiding when the
federal cavalry arrived. Ruddy
and Herold had been to Bowling
Green to secure a boot forB Booth.
Owing to the presence of the
federal soldiers they were COM
PEELED travel slowly and sec
reilly, and their return was long
delayed. They reached Carrots
house about 10 at night, and at
4 O'Clock in the morning they
were surrounded and attempted
to escape. They were trying to
reach some corn cribs or tobacco
Warehouses when Herold was
captured and Ruddy killed on the
spot. Herold was afterwards
executed.
Afterwards Booth was taken
from his hiding place by Con-
q
federate soldiers. His disguise
was that Of an old colored man
moving. He made his way to
central Kentucky, where he re-
cuperated strength. He lived in
Kentucky and Tennessee, off and
on, for several years, during
which his marriage to Miss
Payne occurred. He later went
to IntTaq Territorsz'1 follewing'
fiuenes with tiis z'ssi;zI T.
From Indian Terri to1y he drift
ed into Texas and SnatuzaI|Y Sc
lected the most isolated spot.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-03-30
Mrs. ssads converSes.

eyes" continued Mrs. Buncheau
scads "since we become we'll of
soads Is tn most fnicky man ever.
He has one o them new-fsngled hu'
man doors to keep his cigars in, and
hi other day he bought a clock with
one O. them autocratic denunicators
that calls tn hour; to say nothin'
about having tn walls O. his den done
over IN dunlap and tn fioor covered
with administer rugs"
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-03-30
CROWN rlRssoms.

Little Bessie had been offended In
Some way. She went off into cor
ner Of the room and turned her back
on the company.
"I'm madp she exclaimed, sulki-
ly. T wish l diun't have any papa
or mamma"
'9Thats wrong, dcsr,' said IN.
mother. eve are the besi frieD IS ="
have.2
"Wdl," said ",ss .. s,,1 III ::
II don't mind lawn -" =
isn't here M 3.ll m cstti
awful tir,,! o oi .,'ou."
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-03-30
An Acceptable Candidate.

The candidacy of Col. T.
G. Stuart, of Winchester,
for the Democratic nomina-
tion for Lieutenant Cover
strikes a responsive chord in
Eastern Kentucky, where he
has been a potent factor in
the development of the
mountains, and a consistent
friend to the mountain peo-
PIE. Mot only would stren-
eth be added to the State
ticket but his nomination
and election would mean ad-
ditional prestige for the
tenth congressional district.
His advantageous geograph'
ical location, on the border
of the blue grass and the
mountains, combined with
his eminent fithess for the
office, will make him an ac
ceptable candidate. Legal
ly, mentally and morally, hi
qualifications are all tha
could be desired; absolutel,,
clean, and a democrat of tn
purest type, he should be III
vincible. Elliott Count
Democrat, ~.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-03-30
Keeping Young.

Avoid "reminiscences and fight
shy of old friends who persist in
sadly carrying you back to the
good old times.
Be interested in the present.
Waste no time in comparing it
with the past, which never was
ideal except in the imagination
of the prematurely aged.
Forget the date of your birth,
and remember that you are only
as old as you feel.
Have a little fun every day of
your life and letit be the whole
some pleasure that does not car
ry the regret attachment"
Keep thoughts of old age re-
solutely in the background, and
never think of your self as un-
able to do whatever you like.
Fold your face and hands a few
times each day, more especially
when some unexpected trial ap-
pears.
Stretch your face horizontally.
Eat sparingly and drink water.
Remember that you can live lor :
ger on air, without food or drink,
than you can on food and drink
without air.
Annex a fad that can absorb
some portion of each day to the
exclusion of everything else.
Associate, intimately, with
young people.
Cultivate a mental attitude
that excludes all thought and
fear of old age.
Drink five glasses of lacton
buttermilk every day, and cut
down your meat foods at east
one-half.
If you won't do any of these
things, you can't expect to grow
old gracefully. And if you do
not grow old gracefully, you
might better be dead than meet
the horrid old age toward which
you are so surely advancing. =
The Housekeeper.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-03-30
The Twentieth Century Girl.

The maiden of this modern day,
With very few exceptions,
Will have her way what'er you
say;
She has buC small conceptions.
To church she rarely cares to go
She's up in all the da ices;
She's tired when the boats tc
row
She has her own odd fancies.
She doesn't like the Golden Rule,
IT'S not quite with her wishes;
She swears she will not go to
school,
Nor help ma wash the dishes.
She knows just a little Latin;
Cream she wants in place o1
milk;
Her evening dress must be satin
While Pas moneys good for
silk.
She rarely gets in the morn
To help her careworn mother;
And thinks it wrong that she
was born
Herself-and not another.
She has chums in eve-y city.
For she's always IN the go;
Rarely indeed she is witty
To lovers-Sam, Jack and Joe.
At last her little ship she wrecks,
With all her whims and fan
cies;
She's spent her fathers hard
earned checks
And lost her would be chances.
Gilbert Patten Brown.