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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
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SOME ERuIT SALADS.

TT should be written, Blessed are the
salad eaters. for they shall have
good health. Americans have not
altogether awakened to the hygienic
possibilities of good salads or these
would form more frequent items on
the daily bill Of fare.
In autumn, when fruits are album
dant, fruit salads afford the housewife
an opportunity of varying the bill OF
fare. Recipes for fruit salads are as
numerous as the kinds of fruits.
Apple Salad.
Among these apple salad is staple.
To make it take half a dozen large
ripe apples, peel and core them neatly.
then cut into slices.
Be careful to arrange these slices
in a glass dish or salad bowl, put
ting a layer first on the bottom OF
the dish, sprinkling it with powdered
sugar and dash of cinnamon and
so building up the salad into a pyra-
mid, the top of which should be cap
ped with two or three green or red
grapes. Pour over the salad about
half cupful of sherry wine.
Bananas can be had almost any
where. A delicious banana salad, suit
able for luncheon, dinner OF tea. Is
made by peeling and slicing several
firm. ripe bananas and pouring over
them a dressing consisting of half
cupful of sherry. one tablespoonful of
maraschino and four tablespoonfuls ~
sugar. The banana salad may be dec
GRATED with grapes or with maraschino
cherries
Another banana salad Is made by
laying slices OF banana on lettuce
leaves, lemon Juice having been sprin-
kled over the bananas 90 prevent dis
coloring. mayonnaise dressing dilut-
ed with whipped cream should then
be poured on the salad.
Grapes and Oranges.
To make grape and orange salad
take white grapes. removing the skins
and seeds. Banch an equal quantity
of almonds or English walnuts. Peel
and slice several oranges. Dress each
with lemon juice and oil Combine the
oranges, nuts and grapes and serve
on lettuce leaves garnished with n
mayonnaiSe dressing
Fruit salad In glasses is made by
putting into thin glasses layers of
shredded pineapple. slices of banana,
orange pulp and chopped angelica
Pour on this mixture half a gill Of
sirup. the juice of strained lemon
one liquor gassful of maraschino and
half cupful' of white grape Juice.
The fruit salad is rapidly establish
ing its position in the menus of the
popular restaurants The prettier the
salad LOOKS when served the more ap
preciated it will be.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

"Bosworth has unique idea that he
Is going to put into effect In his new
house"
"Do you mean having the garage in
the basement"
"Oh, no; that has been done before
He is going to have splendid den fit
ted up for himself on the second floor
where, In addition to the various tro
phies he has won, he will have the
walls decorated with the names of all
the guides he has shot by mistake."-
Chicago Record Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Temporament In Folly.

The fool In his heart saith a num-
Der of things.
Suppose he happens to be n phleg-
matte fool, with fondness for luxury.
81 do not care" saith he in that case,
"to go out into the damp, chill woods
and mistake a toadstool for a mush-
room. | much prefer to get up In the
night in my comfortable fat and drink
out of the wrong bottle."-Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
PULLING Power Of Mon and Animals.

Interesting tests We're recently made
10 determine the respective pulling
power of horses, men and elephants.
Two horses weighing LOGO pounds
each together pulled 1850 pounds. or
$50 pounds more than their combined
weight One elephant weighing $4,000
pounds pulled $3.50 pounds. or $3.50
pounds less than its weight Fifty
men. aggregatlng 1900 pounds In
weight, pulled $3.50 pounds, or just as
much us the single elephant; but, like
the horses, they pulled more than their
own weight One hundred men pulled
10000 pounds
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

All the good qualities of Ely's Cream
Balm, solid, are found in Liquid Cream Balm,
it is wonderful remedy for Nasal Catarrh is
proved by an eyer-increasing mass of testi-
mony. II does not dry out nor rasp the ten
der air-passages. II allays the Inflammation
and goes straight to the root of the disease.
Obstinate old cases have yielded in few
weeks All druggists 75c., including spraying
tube, or mailed by Ely Bros, IS Warren
Street New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

II am an actor out of work. Can
you give me employment on your
farm
IL can. But day on farm is no
twenty minute sketch"
''I understand that"
'All right Yonder Is your room.
When you hear a horn foot about 4
a. IN. that's your cue Chicago News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
A Scab.

when / was a young man." said Mr..
Cumrox, 81 thought nothing of work
ing twelve or fourteen hours day"
Father" replied the young man
with sporty clothes. II wish you
wouldn't mention it. Those nonunion
sentiments are liable to make you I'M
popular Washington Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
A Nohle Sacrifice

~ understand that her father died
in the insane asylum"
"Yes, he did"
That's too bad. too bad"
"Oh. don't know. He accumulated
a million dollars before he went in
Detroit Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Force of Habit.

"How much will you takef" asked
the new clerk.
"Three yards" the customer said.
Three yards" roared the clerk in a
horrible voice. "Three yards! Yah,
yah. yah! Rahw-Buffalo Express.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Depressing.
ora tkarn 1onut,tar

Were there laughter and cheers
during your speechT"
well" answered the youthful states
man. there weren't many cheers, but
now and then people In the audience
looked at one another and laughed
Washington Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Trick of the Florist's Trade.

A Brooklyn florist was showing a
friend around his greenhouse. The
friend noticed that there were two
hives of bees in the house and asked
the florist why he kept bees.
'Tn the winter | grow cucumbers I'M
der the glass here" answered the for
list. 1.-THE bees circulate around among
the cucumber blossoms and carry the
pollen from one blossom to another.
fertilizing the blossoms, so that get
much larger crop than otherwise.
You see, there's no breeze In here to
scatter the pollen. It's trick all
farmers know,"-New York Sun
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
IL HASN'T Altar TMentY.

Wigglns-Maud says she is twenty
two, but l happen to know that she
was born In 1885.
Wiseman-My dear chap, you should
know that the date on which woman
was born has nothing whatever to do
with her age decentralization Tran
scrlpt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

Wig-Why do you think he is rich?
He looks as though he hadn't cent
In the world.
Wag-only rich man can afford
to look as though he hadn't cent in
the world Philadelphia Record
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Another Instance,

"Wise men make proverbs and fools
quote them" observed A.
That's So" agrees b. by the way
who was the author of that onef'' :
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
ThatiS DiAarant

II don't believe in luck" said the OPP
timist
"Then how do you account for the
success OF other people?" asked the
pessimist. Philadelphia Record
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
To psnle,a His Iardsr.

q bt PFtNV FNEb GHTutTs
Were going TO give Brown sur.
prise party"
''But | thought you had no use for
Brown"
81 haven't That's why I'm getting
up the surprise party for him."-Ds.
troit Free press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Paternal Pridn.

Does your boy Josh stand at the
head of his class?"
mo- replied Farmer Corntossel.
but he could II he wanted to. If Josh
took 1t into his head to stand at the
head OF his class or anywhere else 1t
'ud take whole football team to pry
him loose. Washington Star
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

"Do you believe In reincarnationT
81 am tempted to. All the relatives
whose funerals my employees attend
during the baseball season reappear
before winter. Washington Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

Wv mats the trouble with the
maidsT' "Servants are so silly. Seems
the maid who has charge of Fido has
been snubbing the maid who takes care
of Washington Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

"This paper says that iifIr-"o' on un-
married persons commit IL to
forty-three married" said lac ...arried
man.
II suppose the married ones are just
hanging on to get even," suggested the
bachelor.-Youkers Statesman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
What Happened.

"And were you never in lover" she
asked the old bachelor.
"0nce, with Il meerschaum pipe"
he replied. but l dropped tide
troit Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Also SHARP.

miss Poily's father IL a man who
is blunt"
"Yes; he wanted to know the other
night If were coming to the point
Baltimore American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Hard to Answer.

Clinton-l suppose your little ones
ask you many embarrassing questions
Clubleigh-Yes; they are just like their
mother Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

"Who's the guy with the long hair l
waited on just now?'' asked the tall
waiter.
"0h, he's palmist," replied the
waiter at the next table.
"a palmist?"
Eyes, palmist."
"Well, gee, he never looked at miner
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Two Classes Of Husbands.

Two Masses OF rtuspAnos.
There are Just two classes of mar
ried men-those that so home early
nights and those that ought to. - de
troit Free Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
Literary Note.

"That new authors in the SWIM"
Yes, but he beats the town band hol-
lerin for Atlanta Constitution.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

Childhood has no forebodings; but.
then. II Is soothed by no memories of
outlived sorrow.- George Eliot.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
TakinQ No Chances.

The unctuous undertaken was sym
pathetic.
How deep do you dig graves, as
rule" asked the old millionaire's
young widow.
"Six feet"
"Make It twelve" she llsped. al will
pay the difference. Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD

MRS. WtssLows SooraING SNRuP has bcen
used for over SIXTY WEARS by MILLIONS OF
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING. with PERFECT SUCCESS Il
SoOTHES the CHILD. SoFrENS the GUAIS
ALL.AYS all PAIN CURES MIND COLO, aud
is the best remedy for DIARRHuA. II is abb
soiutely harmless, BE sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing syrup aud take NO othef
Kind. Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08
TrOlleyS to Trenton

Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambert
vile, for Trenton 6:ao, 7:ao, 8:2o,
e:2o, Io:2o,II2:o; A.M.I2:zo, 1870, 2:2o,
500, 4:2o, $40, 6:2o, 7:2o, $40, o:2o,
1920, II:2o, P. NJ; 1920 midnight,
daily, Sunday included. Returning,
leave Trenton on same schedule from
$40 A, M, to 1920, P. NJ. Fare
25c. each way, or Ioc. return.
Connections At Yardley.
Cars leaving Lambertville at Gao
7:ao, 9:ao, A. M. !; a:ao, 40, P. M,
make immediate connection at Yardley
with trains for Philadelphia, arriving
there in one and one-half hours. Re-
turning, trains leaving Reading Ter
minal at 1923, 1890, A. M, 1890,
2:I7 3:I7, 4:I7 go, 6:I7, 7:I7, P.
NJ, make close connections for LAM
bertville. Round trip rate, $I.44-
2oc. each way to and from Yardley
and SI.o4 return, to Philadelphia.
Close connections at Morrisville with
electric cars to and from Bristol and
Philadelphia.
Trenton New Hope & LambGrtVillGSt. R
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

No other medicine for woman's ills has any
such professional endorsement as DR. Pierces
Favorite Prescription has received In the UNI
qualified recommendation of each OF its
several ingredients by scores OF leading medi-
cal men OF all the schools of practice. Is
such an endorsement not worthy OF your
consideration
n n r. n n
A booklet of ingredients. with numerous
authoritative professional endorsements by the
leading medical authorities OF this country,
will be mailed free to any one sending name
and address with request for same Address
Or. L V. Pierce Buffalo n Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

The observation-disclosures.

Miss Cultured - What are those
plants with red and purple flowers on
them?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

Miss Cittibred-And what are those
others with prlckers on them and no
flowers.
The Floriculturist-D isasters.-Phila
delphia Bulletin.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

The makers OF DIR. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
Bcription. for tho cure OF weak. nervous. run
down. over-worked. debllltated. painracked
women. knowing this medicine to be made up
of ingredients. every one of which has the
strongest possible Endorsement OF the leading
and standard authorities of the several
schools of practice, are perfectly willing. and
In fact. are only too glad to print. as they do
the formula. or list of ingredients, of which
It is composed. in plain English. on every
bottle-wrapper.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-08

The formula OF DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scrlption will bear the most critical examina-
tion of medical experts. for 1t contains no
alcohol. narcotics. harmful. or hablt-forming
drugs and no agent enters into 1t that is not
highly recommended by the most advanced
and leading medical teachers and author
tiles OF their several schools OF practice.
These authorities recommend the ingredients
Of DE-. Pferce's FavorIte Prescription for tho
cure OF exactly the same ailments for WHICH
ibIs world-famed medicine Is advised.
The mirror., 1911-02-09

which it is fed to the spinning ma
chimes. AS fast as the twine Is spun
it is wound upon bobbins, or more
commonly called spools, the latter
being taken to the balling machines
as fast as they become filled with
twine. A modern balling machine
not only winds the ball from the
spool. but also discharges the ball
when it reaches the proper dlmen-
sions; The balls weigh five pounds
each and are packed into cases con-
tainIng ten balls each. 1t is then
stored in large warehouses to await
the coming orders.
Several grades of twine are made,
one of which includes the mixture
of manila and sisal fibre and is very
durable. The twine made from
manila is finer, more durable and
averages six hundred and fifty feet
to the pound, while sisal is the coars-
est and averages but five hundred
eet to the pound.
The mirror., 1911-02-09

It's all right to keep ''harping on
the same string" if it's in tune.
No one ever attained success by
sitting on a drygoods box at the
corner store whiting shingle when
they ought to be out in the boatyard
saving wood.
The flowers of hope never wither
in the most adverse surroundings, if
they bloom at all. By the protesta-
tions some people put forth it is
plainly evident that the good don't
all die young, but grow up ard get
in the-er-(what am | saying! =
Tex.
The mirror., 1911-02-09
Negro Field Hand Doomed

During the century which embraces
the most important period OF the
cotton industry in America many In
ventors have sought to perfect a
cotton harvester. More than four
hundred inventors have felt them
selves so near to the solution of the
problem that they have secured pat
ents from the United States patent
Office.
MANY of these machines have been
taken to the cotton fields for practi-
cal tests. Usually the machines
wobbled over few rows OF cotton,
picked few locks, tore off the flow
ers and unopened bolls and left a
trail of lint on the ground. The
trials have been so many and the
failures so unanimous that cotton
planters long ago lost faith in the
machines and refused to allow them
in the field.
Recently one Of these cotton har-
yester inventors visited the farm OF
John M. Rhoads near Vernon, Tex
as. with a request to try his cotton
picker on Mr.. Rhoads: crop. Mr..
Rhoads had previons knowledge OF
cotton pickers and believed, like
most other planters, that a negro
is the only successful cotton picker
extant.
The success of this machine is best
told by Mr.. Rhoads himself. In a
letter Mr.. Rhoads says:
"The last two weeks the machine
was here 1 operated it myself, SO l
will refer briefly to that period OF
operation. I have already stated
that the rows in this field were l 100
yards long, and during this two
weeks I averaged one round every
thirty-seven minutes. / found the
machine to be very easy to handle
experiencing only such troubles that
are common with a gasoline engine
which | overcome very readily.
also experienced some trouble with
the machine such as the trained Op.
orators had during their period o1
operation, as locking of fingers, clog
ping of the belts, and other mino1
troubles that will occur in the opera
!. ton of any machinery, and | wisl
to state just here that | did not re
pair the troubled parts, but adjusted
8 them so they did not occur again
0 During the two weeks cotton pick
l ing with the machine picked ~,
l 200 pounds of seed cotton, my bes
t days run being 6,40O pounds. Dur
e ing this time we had one rain, whicl
delayed us twenty-four hours, an
IT also some very cold mornings tha
e made it too disagreeable to stal
y early. also noted that the machin
a would handle the rank cotton wit
\ lust as much ease and pick 1t just a
'e clean as it would smaller cottol
q and the operator did not have
le make any adjustments in passln
'e from low to tall cotton. ."-Frol
st Machine Picks Cotton at Last,
'r February Technical World Mag
is zine.
The mirror., 1911-02-09

The local librarians and book
binders have been some busy the
past week, housecleaning and re-
covering books.
The mirror., 1911-02-09

he had learned to love her. Again
the door opened and stepping back
the girl exclaimed:
"Uncle!''
He ignored her for moment and
turning to her companion said:
What, you here? Kindly tell me
what this means.''
Il am not surprised said James
Lee, that you should be annoyed at
nv presence under such conditions
as the present involves. need not
be told that through my conduct in
the past l have forfeited the con-
fidence as we'll as the respect OF all
mankind. All this l realized when
all too late. When / left prison, |
went away, determined to retrieve
the past. That was mercifully pre-
vented from excluding myself from
the society of my fellow men is due
to the kindness of your niece"
What has she to do with it?" the
uncle asked.
while 1 cannot he replied, ac-
count for the kindness of your niece,
feel certain her conduct was in
spired by that sympathy which the
unfortunate SO sorely needs. She
wrote to me, simply as a friend, at a
time when I thought myself friend
less. That this friendship was not
permitted to continue, as well as for
any consequences resulting from it's
interruption, you have yourself to
blame
Il loved my niece" the uncle re-
Piled, and only wished to save her
from an association | thought to be
dangerous.
| II will not" came the answer,
deny your love, even in the face OF
your un kindness to her. | understand
your feelings and appreciate your
anxiety, but will not deny that /, al
so, love your niece. My past to her
holds no secrets; my future is recon-
mended only by my honest determ-
nation to succeed. / shall not in
fuence her in any choice she may
make.'' -
As his last words died away James
Lee withdrew to the window and
stood gazing into the deserted street
below. The old man stood with
bowed head. The harsh, determined
look had faded from his face and
his eyes shone with tears, the
first in many years. He knew in his
own heart he had been too harsh
with the man before him; moreover,
8 he never realized how dearly he
loved his niece until he felt she be-
longed to another. He raised his
{. head to see her standing by the side
< of the young mamie knew she had
4 chosen-and felt her choice was a
0 wise one. Slowly he sank into a
: chair. resting his head on his arm.
n He was thinking now of the future
: the few years that remained
sad and dreary they would be with
e out his Eva. He was scarcely con-
e scious of the arm that stole gently
e about his neck, nor did he feel the
t, contact of the wealth of curls that
g covered his shoulders as warm
e young cheek pressed ag ainst his own,
r With almost eager haste he drew her
o to his side. 1t seemed as though he
It could never let her go again. His
r. heart was overfowing with love
r words of forgiveness rose to his lips
e and with all the force of the tempest
II vet with the mildness of summer
r breeze came the words that brought
e ioy to Eva Starr and opened the
= door of future bliss to Happy jim
Lee.