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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29
RACER WRECKED
TRIP DEFERRED
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engine was now chug- chugging at its
highest speed, and record was be-
ing made. Another twenty feet and
the two boys settled back on the
cushions to enjoy the five hour run
out to the ranch, which lies ten miles
out from the city limits, and in a
few minutes had travelled as far as
BEGINNERS drug store. 1t was here
that the catastrophe occurred. Riding
along trying to catch up
with the pedestrians on the sidewalk.
both men had their mind conferred on
other things than their automobile.
when the right rear wheel dropped
off. The right rear end of the car
sank to a sickening depth, while the
left front end kicked up like chorus
girl. All the blood left the face OF
DIR. Jones (not of the Maricopa coun-
ty Medical society," and he clutehed
wildly at the arm of his friend. only
to encounter thin air. for MIR. Hayes
was leaving the car at the moment.
He crawled out, jumped out or fell
out in some way or other, and Jones
followed The two men had re-
union on the pavement before Boeh-
mer's and went in a few moments to
take little Nervine for their shat
tered nerves. Said Jones: 1T looks
as though we will have TO put that
trip off for a few days"
You are right" replied Hayes, and
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29

vey. Charles H. Niehaus. Janet Scud-
der, Enid Yandell. Helen FarnswOrth
Mears and Abstentia St Leger Eberle.
AT a late exhibition of the Pennsyl-
vania Academy of Fine Arts over 80
per cent of the artists represented
Games from west of the Allegnanies or
south of the Potomac.-Leila Machlin
in Century.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29
ONE ON MAN.

when woman gets the vote she will
best man. She will turn him round her
finger as the housewife turned the rid
die
The speaker was Miss Alice Paul, a
very ardent suffragette of Philadelphia.
She resumed, with somewhat bitter
smile:
"A business. man said to his wife at
dinner:
Here is riddle for you, my dear:
Why is a husband like Dough-
The answer TO this riddle was, Be
cause a woman needs him. The busi-
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29

ness man expected his wife to give the
riddle up. or else to guess that answer.
But his wife said calmly:
why is a husband like dough, Ell?
Well / suppose it's because he's so
hard to get off ones hand. '"-Cinein-
natl Express.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29
PRUDENCE.

Il suppose you are going to say
exactly what you think in the next
congress ?"
Yes replied the cautious states
man; but I'm going to go slow
about making up my mind as TO ex-
actly what / think.s-Washington
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29

with these words they separated,
Jones to return to the Anheuser. and
Hayes to guard the remains of his
racer until they could be picked up
and taken to the Standard garage for
repairs
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29

tunlty Tor the use
of embroidery or
materials of t b c
kind. The skirt is
made in four pieces
over-lapped at
front and back. and
the suit is excep-
tionally distinctive.
In the illustration,
it is made of broad
cloth trimmed with
satin but it will be
found appropriate
for all seasonable
materials. Satin
is one of the smart
est of all fabrics
for coat suits.
Mohair promises to
be extensi vely
worn this season
and the new ones
with threads Of
wool are wonder
fully beautiful. One
of these would
make a most salts
factory suit and
there are a great
many rough and
novelty materials
on the market that
are in every way
charming. Later,
the same model
would be a good
one for linen and
pongee. The coat
can be made with
out the trimming
at the armholes
and with palmer
sleeves ana the
back can De finished
with a straight
band at the lower
edge. instead Of a
shaped one. so that
the effect can be
varied to suit in
dividual taste.
For a woman OF
medium size the
coat will require
7K yards of ma
terial Fl inches
wide. IA yards ~
or 81 inches wide,
with ~ yards 20
inches wide for the
: trimming. For the
skirt will be needed
: 5ss yards az, 4
yards a. or 7A
yards 81 inches
wide when mater
ial has either fig
ure or nap, IA
yards "A when ma
terial has neither
figure nor nap.
A May Mantor
pattern of the coat,
No. 6o32. sizes "a
to az inches bust
or OF the skirt. No
sos, sizes ~ to ;:
inches waist. vii
be mailed to AM
address by thu
Fashion Depart
ment of this paper
on receipt OF tel
cents for eac h
(If in haste send al
additional tw,
e prompt delivery.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29
SKIRTS

The spring skirts will be about two
yards wide, some of them little
more and some probably little less.
The panel back and front is the pop
uIar feature at present.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-03-29
DAmy FASHION ALks
BY LAY MAuToN
A SMART SPRING COSTUME.

abort aunty among the features OF the spring ms
y perfect that they provide effective oPpo
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
OF PROVISIONS SENT
,By Alaska Nsss Bgssaal

I-- Mar l5-A-g-ssl lg =.a--s .a -le I--lE1- l-4 famine prevails segrys ol A-zsS4as f-a-s % purchase l sl g7oss.gls Co se --I ga lgsa - sar-e aaa -#ar Lel4g-e aal ..#.- a.al ,l- 1-aga
  .. a-..r aga. a.a 4. -s-ea4s ga IE.. aa1 leser Gan. arss eE rae sl.g- !, .-a -- H-...a agEae -- ya.-4.a ueleg,s E.sa#.. a.- ly
 a- .a aas
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
LARGE DEAL
 E CONsUhATED
Rr Alasss Nexs ssaseasl

SEATTLE. Nag. t1-A8 Las prop e ues st she Northwestern Fisheries Company. lnclHdiag aIne Arge can esries R Alaska. sazaag vessels. ,ass. ese. wlH 'be rassa 0ges 0a Apcl lsc oy the 8O0SA Nshsrjes Company. Capesn Iaryis and Prssi- lsas B2lsAela. Ot sae NorShxssLeEa Fisheries Company wll say WloA ses Boosh cORSern. The eOaSldee~ ssioa Was one ulEoR. a0Gr Ala6rej thousand d0,lazs,
 Fhe GusgeaAe5ms. waN were ne o-5glnAI 0waeos OS the V 2 O. and have announced thas chsir AS asSaa acdyitSes n sAe tIGlCe W0 ee eoaaReI to mlalns a25 Csas29c> salioa.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

Mem CTS .- .-asg- a N
 1a Era.-E4. Orders s a-l cut ninety s-ea- -s- .e- and attended st. gaa-s .-sHr4.
 body H.u others -..
 aa house e- se1-l.a a- one la and a-.-r.L a. aa -H..
 by aa Ra, Bishop Q sra+.r al splendid m.z..a. -e-Haaas 1g
 choir Tl- ---a- visitors .re seated .a sse,leu g1 -aa church erred 5gr Chen. aE -aa
 rae services opea.- u-l -aa pro.
 a ua0ar- Christian S1r
 Taa Geaaat-. anthem "a-W -.r- wll Thou gurge. E.s. oh -e--s
 saa- by che ea. r. a.-- Mrs gaar.-s Cu-.- singing --a alto solo as.- duet Hasa-ues }sa--ly and .4taa glarta. Nastaue- Cullen and Ma.rlg aaa gassrs. Sgru-1--l and Cook T8- la uesleL u9w5ers
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
nORE HEN
 INDICTED
CRv Aaska Nsss RaesaN

CHICAGO, Mar l1-Tae Federal Grand hsry a ssioD here 1yesg- sa-ns more Alaska Coal Lad
 '-alls aaye reported iuteSme2ss asa.us. Albert Frost, AloegJ Stewart 2. G. Beaeh. EraaS Watson, Geo Bal Duncan Stewart, Elenry 0s- lvurHe. Owen FTlRels and Eraac-s >,sWarl
 Tae men indicted were aeasS all stockholders in lae Alaska CeaI-al g-5Eo4L Frosl beng l5e tormer lss ss5deul. and ,ae indictments arg agseJ cl the connection between rae promotion 05 lae raiEOad and -1s ownership oE -1e coal claims
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
INDICTMENT
 IS SURPRISE
0BJ A-aA4 Ness Blle4aI

.. a.-... lad --a--s sae ~-rl
 ar-l- --rg All ----s -l --- @ -- eN @ a.- .s - -4
 a .-.- ---- a-=-e Ones .-s.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
R0OSEvELTS
 SEE SIGHTS
lBy Alaska News BuFeaal

ALE GlEEQJE, N N Mar, I Gel Roosevelt and au,'y ,e,y hege tsrlay evening tor Jae Grand
 %. the Colorado, oa sish- .gu- uu. and VU rsaea PhoeaN .r.aaa some tune lua,urr0U-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

Mrs Nyb,er ga tae Hla a- .s7 January aa.Ie taking her aEe g.- tlI -aa for sal -rraa-a Va woods aaar uaa. aar Ns York alLe breeding oyer a.r poverty -re -le gas e4rlu-. acid from -a. .e..s g. ah.,a ae t.-I a.H-s. W srts Mrs. H..... a--Tr
 H1asa. Ca. -ag aa-a b. aa4 .... H#a l.ar-r.a a.a..
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
THE HOSPITAL
 HAS NURSES
LBy M M BaEsaM

Se-..L-a A-- l-..r lN-ae u--ss7 al la A.a- -aaH
 agsraa as N-. e-as Ha.. ... .I..H by le.a. -#.-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
OFFICER AND
 MEN KILLED
@ Alaska Sess SarsAsl

NESNtCO CTFS, Mar, bI-C -S Se- porSed here gha. cAs RseeiS ki-e1 Gel Asuine, wIgh twenty nea, aaS captured JarJy m0ce a, ne bassSe es- sors HeEmOsillO.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
ID SOON HAVE
 HUME RULE
lBy Alaska Neas Bureau

LONDON Mar ..r-- ---..- ... William gG-.aa have 7-.-
 .a- 1l- S- Patrick --s ..-. I-..-aL al -Haa have ".
 .. thanks .u Lgss aa. ar -...
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
suMao-0r IN AND our,

The Hum5Old- arrived in port az ts-38 ch5s morning with me to-aeE- -uz passenger ls--
 C. Earamaa. A. Anderson. E. A Nzisol. Fl. D. Ermse and family, G. Oseryoa and vile. F BeEIheis0n, P H WyGe. |. Souroy, Carrie L0wle, V. Fl. Jennings. and TWO second class plSsal,sers,
 The Steamer Iefr a- ! o'clock wl5h Nr and Mrs. Fred Stanley as pas -lseCS-
 Arr rI-s -,.au-s H, -,.a 0aHlyr Alaskan
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
FEDERALS ARE
 SURROUNDED
-Rv AIaska NJ EUealI

DOUGLAS. ArE9-a, 1Ias l.-lle etrs. by clever l.aa aas byylIeJ ap -ae federal troops at o-.a- aga. Gen. SJaghe- et che Eea. lree s permitting all taa vg4eH 4sa children Co cross ,1s l@e .l-H E.Nas before bgs.gl.as .1e battle
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
SKULL
 E FRACTURED
By Alaska News Bureaal

CHICAGO. Mar I1-EraRk Gotch night threw Henry Balm, the -.srm4u champion. over his head, Gag-w.ng the layler's skull Bahu .s ia ga very serious condition. Gctch rss announced be wiu meet any s-es-lrr 5B -8e world
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
WOMAN GETS
 LONG TERM
lBy Alaska Nsas Ba.eau

ALBANY N f Mar I-Ags sa.I1er a-z yesterday found a... rs murder .l glr second -e5ree. a-a els sea-e8crL to aa tade,era.a4- -s4 l -l= le1.-gli-a-g y- a.. Ess -Eaa larlrE years
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
REAL CAUSE
 E NON KNOWN
By Alaska News Bsreaal

WASHINGTON. D C.. Mar ll- Administration officials. laSs -his at JcsnooR. admitted -haL Cas nobIl-z- s1oR 0f the army and aayS Is move aimed ag Japan and noE ac Mexlcos and that tAe real seat 0l C0Uhle $ Lower California. where tae Ja2s are hgng Co get a foOJaold
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
LInANTOUR IS
 IN \ HURRY
lBy ALaskA Ness Bare4u

BISMARCK I. Mar ..aa.Ea4r -le Mexican s---ta
 passed -lraas- hen.
 .a. uar a- bis nay s|-.a -.r.a l4- Che -r-eA Is clear a.. aL. 1e ug -.ua r-Eae a # --a Eea..4l border
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

-la N-lz
 Bishops Sermon.
 laH S--l5-r spoke as follows We welcome here cls evening members gt Dawson Asg-e. Fra L Order 5E EasLs. On behalf er -le rector and yesry, as weR as sell. ! wish co assure you ot a lelry welcome Co S-- PalEs -l- addressing yol Z have chosen -.1 texts. -hay seem appropriate to 4.l-s and gl5tezs g5y ygur order Jas, l--5 reads, -Bu, Sho so ga.,e1a nJo the perfect law of Eo-
 and eogun4egh he5ein, he be- ros I1-ge-al aeareg but a 5oe7 5r -ae work this man shau De bless # .a l-s lo.ag
 Iclr Ls-t-. E ye know these 5-s happy are ye ig ye to aem
 CoaGnued Oa Pase three.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
BANK ROBBER
 IS SENTENCED
lBy Alaska News BuEea1l

WICHITA. Kan. 3,a-- Ll-lon- -.laa. convicted bank and pos rg5ber aas today sea-suevd 10 .ra Gen years u prison and pay a
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

ALBUQUERQUE, N N Mar. l1 Information has leaked our that CcL Ro0seve,E. whi}e here. re-0Esaa- zed yhe Rough Riders, and wW head them tn ease e var with Japan
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
INsURRECTOS
 TELL TERMS
@ AasAa News SgEssal

sL PASO, Mar L1-Fhe lnsUf- rsctos have 5ssUed a statement -nA- oetUce -hSy VII entertain any ossE- .ures 0E peace. President Dlaz Ils- Isela-e the election 9E lslt null aud agree 70 a new election
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

The Western ELpress y9. --'t greEel oI.ggs here operating ore. .le. = ? B line and respectfully sl- u -. -.-r u.--.-..e-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
PACK RAN REoFENs

.--.- a-# past -.-E
 @ -,E--- a. s-s.A ------- aud bis z-.z-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

Mr. E D. Krnse and tanily r~ -,.raed rom Seattle on chs EgmholdI after spending ne past three mol-as ea me Sound Mss Glaiys and Master lack wh0 have been ll for q0-ce 2 xhIs are reported 2s m2coy-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
N0N I
 COME WEST
,By Alaska News Bureau

-EEIE-E Mar .HA-H..He .....a aarr EH.- ..r.r...a -H- .... .a -la ls..
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

-ra- F---
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

Al the news n he Daily Alaskan.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17
BISHOP SPRINGER BREACHES
 SERMON ID FABLES
Eisaop's Sermon.

..a-.l che ml-aa.hem, 70, WoC-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-03-17

CoatLnued lo Pase three
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
ToDAY's STORY ABOUT BIRDS
eoys About the Bird Policeman the Bird Thief
the Bird Musician Other Professional erds'

There are many birds that sing.
but there are some that sing so well
and SO continually that they may well
be classed as professional musicians.
Among them may be mentioned the
mocking bird, the brown thrasher, the
catbird, the nightingale, the English
skylark, and our own bobolink. The
chat, OF our own deep
woods, is not only a musician, but
comedian and ventriloquist as we'll.
The indians used TO call him the
"spook bird"
The redbird, or cardinal grosbeak,
like some grand opera singers, Is
professional beauty with singing as a
side line. But many birds that aer
especially beautiful in color can't
sing a note The peacock is perhaps
the most notable example OF the bird
that lives TO be beautiful and appar-
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14

emily for nothing else. The peacocks
voice sounds like filing a crosscut saw,
but a peacock's tail is one OF the
most richly gorgeous things in all na-
ture.
Among professional thieves may be
mentioned the bald eagle-the much
praised bird OF our country
is too lazy TO fish for himself so long
as he can steal fish from a fishhawk,
and the willy crow, that in captivity
becomes a kleptomaniac, and steals
things just for the fun of stealing.
But of all the professional birds
none is more interesting than the pro
fessional policeman, the king-bird.
Here's a little bird afraid OF nothing
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
The lewis sisters AGAIN.

Willie Lewis, the American middle
weight. and Harry Lewis, the Phila-
delphia fighter, who has won every
fight he has taken part In both In
England and France, have Deen
matched to meet in fight to n nm
ish before the Cirque de Paris, the
big boxing club OF Paris. on Saturday
evening. April 29nd. The contest
should attract one of the largest
crowds that has ever witnessed bat
tie In that country. as both have al
ready fought 20 and 25-round draws
and besides are the two most popular
American fighters that ever fought
there. Willie Lewis fought George
Gunther a 20-round draw In Paris on
Saturday night.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14

y pick I'D a little pin money oil
TX own accord, though her weekly
larry would be considered prince
allowance by many girls.
Miss Whistler comes OF one of Am
Eica's most distinguished families.
he Is a second cousin OF the late
omes Whistler, the famous artist,
Nd cousin of Miss Florence Whist
~, who has recently joined the Met
Eopolitan Opera Co. Her father Is a
rosperous manufacturer of Louis
lille. Miss Whistler has met with dis
met success In concert work in her
ome town and elsewhere. During
6or present flyer" in vaudeville, she
being chaperoned by her mother.
Miss Whistler has also shown con-
1derable talent as q composer. The
rong Boys" which she sings for her
|cIosing number, is one OF her own
<ompositions, and It Is decidedly
otching.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
IIrrLE GIRLS AND aPAPA,so FRIENDS.

that little girls didn't nave 10 KISS e'
nice for big men to KISS hle girls
chill said Dorothys mother
wonder little girls
wereQu n the 90 ,,s,
l have
little girls should be made TO KISS every man VINO
% visitor
children have no rlent
told
do
plain truth heya are ef-respecting
OF
the
in splendid that
selfish VINO
kisse pretty they
anybody. Then there VIII be no
reimbursement
friends right
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
AGENT 30 YEARS DEAD.

QUINCY. Mich. April l3.-After an
illness of more than a year, w. IL.
Hard. ticket agent for the Lake Shore
Michigan Southern railway at this
place. died at the Quincy house. death
being due from cancer OF the liver.
Mr.. Hard was agent at this station 80
years. l.. o. DeWolfe. night operator,
will succeed him.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
THE EASTER THRoNG

|Df well-dressed people on Euclid
md Superior avenues at Cleve-
land next Sunday, will remind
yon of the popular Board Walk
1t Atlantic City.
ID. & c. Line will operate a
Weekend excursion to Cleveland,
Saturday, April IS, Io:45 p. m.
x2.so round trip.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
Cubs Can Kane.

CHICAGO. April 13.-Despite the
showing made against the Cardinals
by the Cubs yesterday. there is feel
ing OF regret among west side fans to-
day following the announcement that
Johnny Kane. utility fielder. has been
disposed OF to Pacific league club.
Kane will leave Immediately for Yer
non, Cal.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
Stuffed Moose Arrives.

CHICAGO, April 1.-THE mounted
moose that Duluth. Mimi. ball fans
have to present 10 Owner Comiskey
OF the White Sox. arrived today and
was stored away until April 20, when
the formal presentation will be made
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14

Levy. general manager and promoter
OF the meeting; G.. Il, Miller and his
clerk. VIM. Hickey;' Joe Rose, Rod
Mcmahon, l.. C. Hall. and the James
town Jockey club indicted as a cor
poration. II the men are found guilty
an immediate appeal is to be taken.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
DsrH OF ARTIST WHISTLER
|EEs VAUDEVILLE AS HOBBY

1Ins Edna Whistler, the talented
- soprano on the Niles bill this
~, IL. IN real life. q society giri
|<ouisyilie, KY. She has taken up
seville partly as means OF sat
ing yearning for the stage, a
lie By no means uncommon among
@nx women OF her set, and partly
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
Bookies Face Trial.

NORFOLK. Va. April 13.-Trial OF
the bookmakers in yesterdays raid
on the jamestown track. has been
fixed for Friday morning. The men
charged with gambling, include Bob
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
LOSES $1,000 WHEN
HER STOCKING RIPS.


PITTSBURG, Pa, April "a
The loss of $4,000 worth OF
diamonds through the ripping
of a silk stocking, was reported
TO the police here today. The
victim is Mrs. X. B. Shore. wife
OF commission merchant.
The accident occurred while
Mrs. Shore was standing on an
interurban car platform. A rot
ten board OF the platform gave
way and precipitated her par
TALLY into the opening, ripping
one silk stocking, In which a
chamois containing the dia-
monds, was concealed. The less
was not discovered until later.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
SETTLERS, FARES.
GRAND TRUNK SYSTEM.

Tickets will be sold at reduced
|lAres, Tuesday, April 18th. 18th, and
18th, to certain points in Alberta,
Manitoba, Montana. North Dakota and
Daskatchewan.
Tor particulars apply at City Ticket
Once. 118 Woodward Avenue. Tele-
|Dhone Main 80.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14

that flies. He is born fighter and
he takes il upon himself TO patrol the
air and teach the big birds-the
hawks. the crows and the like-that
they can't have everything their own
xKro
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
Z MARTZ BILL TO TAIL.

al Liquor Legislation Will BE Smoth-
cred In Committee.
CFrom n star Correspondent.)
N LANSING, Mich, April 13.-It is
Generally understood that all liquor
|sgislation, including the Sdartz holt
lay bill and the unit bill. win be
rmothered in committee in the senate.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14
Accepts comr. Nortn's Resignation.

WASHINGTON. April l5.-Pres'
ident Taft today accepted the resigna-
ton OF II. Il. North. commissioner OF
immigration at San Francisco, Cal.
Acting Commissioner Stewart will
continue in charge.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-14

SENIOR DE NAON.
X WASHINGTON, April 13.-If
fou've got any navy secrets about
four person, you'd do well to keep
Jour fist on 'em.
Here's new minister from Argen-
tina, that South American republic
our naval experts have been design
Ing battleships for.
HIS name is Senior Don Ronulo de
Neon-just like that. Personally, the
senior is very amiable and urbane
person, and will be brilliant adjunct
OF Washington serciety.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-03

clothing which he alleges his father
saro him.
The boy has evidently been over Q
greater part Of the United States and
Ia In expert lock driller He. said
When his father gave him the clothing
he found Guy salyador's name and
initials inside but supposed his father
had secured them ii q lawful manner
HIS mother cul TIE name and initials.
out and then trouble 70 lowed. ne,
next dag attler no ilad tsiI0g fn H.
tIe Della l&itten0iiIs blond q ne q II !;
and fair Of face for abolt TWO weeks
fahed 1p 0salid she cured 3 g0P,
and they were marie Fiat even en-
ing his athef learned sot the mafrtage
and cast George aside.
George very much SEQ the court
by his tale Of woe which Is given IN
full below, notiso much rsthe sake
of giving George any undue notortety
but for the simple perfect dictton and
elegance Of expression, which may pc
the means ofassisting some student
Of grammar, rhetoric or kcomposition
along the road. to fame The story
follows:
I" n dere ! wus," said George, wild.
out q dern cent, wild nutttng TO eat
and hungry es hell; did not e clean
shirt 70 me back n me marrtea-lest
square down n out seip me- zen
me ladder cum along ana handed me
dis, wat youse guys hey got pinned
to me tail like bunch OF SAFE IN DE
fairy gulf dey hands a teller wen he's
a kid. Don't tell me dat 1t ain't PIN
tail luck dat's fast'nd to muh right,
n bobbed on; JUS de queer aeal youse
hey handed me n amt got no more
show dan q rabbit Wid two legs IN g
fifty mile hurdle. ! didn't steal DC
stun N Il; anybody did It was me rad
der n dern smeif wouldn't 80 70 u
gallows to seeh i'm hung fer handin'
me dis raw deal-he got me into It y
den run OF, wild me not KNOWN wal
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-03
REMARKS ~ UNCLE Ell.
Z IN

Every. dog has his Day put Juu9sllH
By the noise in our back yard several
cats have the same night
There ain't much use In tryin %
make silk purse out'n a nevis ear
or q bank president out'n q Teller tnat
wears a celfuolid collar
4 Every once In awhilejw run across
some old fashioned Teller who wears
asnig htshirt.F iis
Everybody is free and equal IN this
country exceptin' about half OF us,
said half bein' the wimmen.
When a teller goes and plays a man
tIolin under her wlndow;tt seems as
though he is goir' long ways 70 look
Tor trouble.
Grandpa Bibbins has got a wart on
his right ear and he don't know what
.to do with it. Well, he might hang
hts spectacles on it when he amt
usfn' them.
There may be more awkward things
than a woman tryin' to climb rope
ladder up the side, Ola ship, but
amt never seen one.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-03
PINcHoT ORGANIC
ING TAO Pl OF, so El' !. Sc & OUTS .

clifford Pincipb former Forester Of,
the United States Is making arrange
ments to orgatEsz e u tfo6p 2 De Boy
Scouts 81 America in Milford, 20 He
spends the summers In that place, and
since going there recently he has TAX
en- q greater interest than usual in the
.bogs about town. by CAREFUL obsefya-
tiori he has realized that the boys can.
he helped greatly Though the Boy
Scout movement. Hefeeis that they
can have more fun, learn many prac.
IDEAL things and be-ihdasnced' greatly
in a moral way through the Scout
activities. In a letter to James y.
West Executive Secretary Of the Boy
Scouts Of America, he says: u am
wondering whether you could not help
me To get a Scout a Mister for two or
three months wheawih take hold Of
the things, organize a camp, and see
il. we could not Aelpsa lot Of these
boys break away from some qf The
bad Influences with which they have
been surrounded and slfep gthen the
rightside OF things At the same time.
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