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Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
LINCOLN CrIY NOTES

Next Sunday an all-day service will be
held in the First Methodist Episcopal
Church here. 1t will be the second an
niversary Of the church. In the morn
ing Rev. P. c. Bascom, d. D., of the
New York East Conference, will preach
and will have charge of the finances dur
ing the day At p. III. DR.. Howard T.
Ouigg. of Milford, will preach. At this
service there will be music by some
members of the choir of the Avenue
Methodist Episcopal Church of Milford.
At night I. 80 p. III. there will be preach
ing bv DR.. Bascom or some other visiting
minister.
There will be no services at the Slaugh-
ter Neck and Cedar Neck Churches dur
ing the day.
An effort will be made to raise sufi-
cient funds at these services to pay off
the debt resting on the new church.
All members and friends of the church
are requested to be present and ENJOY
the exercises of the day.
Mr. and Mrs Frank Samis and two
daughters, Misses Dorothy and Virginia,
of Easton. Md, are visiting Mr.. Alex.
Wilkins and family.
Misses Lena wilkins and Lanah Hat
field are spending a few days this week
with Delmar friends.
A. f. Willis, colored, of this place,
who has been of feeble mind the past
two months, wandered away from his
home last Sunday night All efforts
made by his family to find him have been
of no avail He was last seen going to
ward Milford, but inquiries there have
in nothing His son in-law,
Washington Collins, is still searching
for him.
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
SLAUHTER NECK.

Mr.. and Mrs Frank Shockley and
Mrs. David Bennett and SON. of Milford,
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. H. E.
Bennett.
Mrs. Lydia Morris and daughter, Edith,
of Md, spent last week with Mrs. Pa
tience DAVIS.
Prime Hook School will begin next
Monday with Garfield Sharp as teacher.
The tomato crop seems to be very poor
in this section, but if mosquitoes were
salable, we could harvest quite a large
crop of them at present.
The farmers are unusually busy getting
ready to SOW wheat.
Mr.. and Mrs. Truitt and children and
David Mills spent Sunday with Willis
Carey and family.
Miss Elizabeth Argo gave party last
Thursday evening and quite a large
crowd was present. The young people
were also entertained last evening at a
party given by Misses Blanche and Clara
Stevenson.
Mr.. and Mrs H. +. Bennett have re-
turned from a visit to relatives at Edge
water, Colo. We we're glad to welcome
them home again.
Robert Carpenter is home on a vaca-
ton
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Steen attended
the services at Barratt's Chapel last Sun
day
Silas Roach died Wednesday morning
from paralysis and will be buried Friday
afternoon at Slaughter Neck.
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15

act the part of gentlemen and of fairness
and gave away the game. So the Lin
colnites can crow, but they did not win
a single run. Their success was given
to them out Of pure generously by our
bows.
Dr. and Mrs. Samson have returned
after spending a few pleasant days with
Mr.. and Mrs Howard Anderson at Love
Point, Md.
Mrs. Horace Reynolds, of Greenwood, f.,
and his sister, Miss Wilma Rust, OF
Bridgeville. were pleasant visitors at the
home of their uncle W. S. Dickerson
last week. Come again.
our old friend, d. A. c., the brilliant
Milton scribe, answers our inquiry by
YOU see ha. " Well yes, we see. Like
ali other blind men we do see too much
some times. but we have nice story
from his locality of the experience of
Capt. George KINNEY, of Philadelphia,
during his recent visit to his old home.
While with a select party of thirteen la
dies, they started in a naptha launch tor
DAYS outing from Milton down the
Broadkin to Point Pleasant. When re-
turning home in the evening. about three
miles from town, the engine suddenly
broke down, and they were stuck in the
mud. They tried to get ashore in the
rushes. but could not. How to secure
rescue was a mystery. At last a little
boy appeared in the distance hunting for
stray cattle His attention to their plight
was attracted by their yelling. He noti-
fled a neighboring farmer who went
after them in an old mud scow. The
dainty ladies and their pretty attires
were brought to shore covered with mud
and water. The farmer took them to
his home where he gave them a good
feed and then brought them to the town.
The two gentlemen in the party offered
him FIVE dollars each, but this he refused
to take We are unable to learn the
name of the farmer. but it is safe to say
that Capt KINNEY will nerver forge thin.
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
ELLtNpALE

The tomato season is now its height.
Eight carloads of them were shipped
from this town on Monday, 20 cents per
basket being paid by the buyers. On
TUESDAY the market broke. but IA cents
being paid The contractors got what
thev had contracted from then. If they
remain at the price to which they have
fallen. we predict that many of the far
mers will leave many of them in the
patches. We have fine tomatoes at this
place, and buyers who want them should
come here.
Esquire Elligood is now loading car
with Keiffer pears, for which he is pay
ing IA cents per basket. The crop OF this
fruit is very large this year.
Reed $ basket factory is running to its
full capacity at the present in order to
fiji the rushing demand for baskets.
When Col Dave Reed came to his
home on Monday noon, he was astOund-
ed on entering his dining room to find
instead of dinner his wife stricken with
grief. He soon found that the cause was
the death of his favorite mare, Daisy,
which had dropped dead.
We feel it our duty to apologize to
Mrs Dr. McFadden, Of Jefferson Cross
Roads We received a nice polite letter
from them last week with few lines for
our letter, which we highly appreciated
and gave full space. Why it was cut out
bv the editor, we cannot account. We
say this to show those nice people that
we were not to blame It is all up to the
office to explain it to them. We are al
ways glad to have these items sent to us
and will endeavor to give them our best
attention.
Our boys had a great time Saturday
with the Lincolnites. At the start each
side got a run, then it required IA innings
to break the tie At last our boys lost
ball which was the subject of much bit
ter contest. They were too anxious to
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
Shoe Dept.

Men 81 50 Pat Colt Button shoes.
for We'd at 81 9S
Men $ $500 Blucher Lace Dress shoes.
for Wed. at 81 IS
Boys 81 so school shoes, sizes 4 to 81.
for Wednesday at 81 "a
Woman's $ $500 shoes, Kid. Button
and Lace sizes ) to AZ.
for We'd at Sl.4S
Misses school shoes, sl.SO values,
Kid, Button. Patent Tip,
for Wed at 81 IS
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
BROWNS NECK.

Sunday School next Sunday at go a.
m Preaching by the pastor at I0.45
a. III.
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
MILFORD NECK.

Sunday school next Sunday at p III
Preaching at ) p. N. by the pastor.
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
Dry Goods Dept

Sl.25 House Dress, We'd price &c
12Hc'Dress Gingham, Wed. price 9Hc
25c Corset Covers, Wed. price l9c
&c Toweling, Wed. price Sc
l2Hc Percale Wed. price 1O1zc
$3.50 Caracal Coat, WED. pride 500
$500 White Underskirt, We'd pr. 81 AS
s1.2s Corset, Wed. price 7sc
10c Long Cloth, Wed. price &c
lOc and l21zc Embroidery, Wed. pr. Sc
Milford chronicle., 1911-09-15
Furniture Dept.

$500 Leather Couch, Wed. pr. Sle. col
$500 Bed Room Suit, Wed. pr. S2O.sOI
$3.50 Rocking Chair, Wed. DR.. 81. COL
$500 Side Board, Wed. DR. s14 sol
$1,000 Enamel Bed, Wed. DR.. S6.7sI
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03
FIRE ALARMS
ERESQUNDED
DURING DAY
FIRST COLD SNAP BROUGHT SEW
ERAL SMALL RLAZES, BUT NO
SERIOUS DAMAGE WAS DONE
TO PROPERTY.

With the arrival of the first colo
snap yesterday came the usual cpl
demic of fire alarms, but with the ex-
ception OF the one early yesterday
morning in which two residences in
the western part Of the city were de-
stroyed, all of the blazes were small
ones and no serious damage was done.
However, the fire trucks were given
three other runs during the day, two
OF them being only a few minutes
apart. g
At 1:06 yesterday afternoon an
alarm was turned in from box IS and
the trucks were called to 416 Ea st
Gregory street hut no damage was
done, the blaze being easily ex-
tinguished.
An alarm was turned in from box
IS at 6:1S yesterday afternoon, but
the fire proved to be only a few
shingles on a small cottage.
Just few minutes after the alarm
from box Is, a fire on East Chase
street was reported to the police sta
ton by telephone and the trucks re-
sponded promptly. but only a few
shingles on negro house were burn
ed anc no damage was reported.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03

crept to an anchorage place near the
Connecticut. Her engines had scarcely
stopped turning when half score OF
sturdy steamboats, were headed for
her starboard gangway. The admlraiS
of the fleet were on their way person
ally to pay their respects to the presl-
dent Rear Admiral Hugo Osterhaus,
commander-in in chief of the fleet, sail
ing from the Connecticut, was the nrst
to board the Mayf1ower. He was soon
followed by the flag officers of the fleet
who went aboard in accord with their
| divisional rank.
The president and Secretary Meyer
| stood on the quarter deck. Mr.. Tart
| had a cordial expression of greeting
| for each of the officers.
RETURNS THE COURTESIES.
When the reception had ended ana
| the admirals sailed away in their
waiting boats, the president prepared
| to return the courtesies with call on
| board the Connecticut. The guns OF
! the flagship Numbered a salute as he
| came aboard and again when he left.
1t was from the Connecticut that the
| president got his best view of the
| anchored fleet. With the woundlng o.
| colors at s a. m. a great transforma-
ton had come over the dull gray yes.
sells. Their gaunt yard arms anc
| skeleton masts which had stood ou
| ~ANS
line suddenly bloomed with the vari
| colored flags of full dress. The Ions
strings of fiuttering bunting, stretch
ing from water line to water lin
across the mastheads had appeared Il
if by magic. The Conencticut's dress
ing probably was the most gorgeou
i nthe fleet, the usual single line O
remnants being supplemented by other
that arose athwart ship to the var
, arms.
The exchange of calls completed, tn
Mayfiower picked up her anchors an
started down the water lane forme
by the battleships on her starboar
. quarter and slender destroyers to por
; With the presidential flag again on tn
: mount, the saluting began anew. Thl
. time it was not in chorus, howeve
AS the Mayflower's bridge cleared tn
Connecticut, the flagship let go wit
twenty-one guns. Next in line wa
r | the Michigan. AS the Mayflowe
cleared her after gangway the Mich
gan took up the tribute of the speak
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03

ing cannon. So it was with the Della
ware, the North Dakota, and the other
ships on down the line. Each in its
turn paid compliment to the president
Mr.. Taft stood on the bridge and lifted
his hat as he passed the colors of the
various vessels.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03
STAR sPANeLED BANNER.


AS the presidents yacht passed the
battleships close aboard there were
trumpet f1ourishes and drum muffles
from each of the ships just before the
hands crashed out with the Star
| Spangled Banner" From near and far
! there came the sound of bugles to
| mingle with the music of the bands
! and the crash of the guns. AS spec
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03
BABY nv THE MAMMOTH BABY SHOW

five turrets The twenty-five 3-inch
guns of the Michigan type had been
replaced by 14-inch guns on the North
Dakota.
The fourth step, represented by the
Arkansas and Wyoming, now on the
ways, finds the tonnage increased to
26,4OO and the main battery to twelve
12-inch guns in six turrets. The sec
. ondary battery takes jump from six
teen 5-inch guns to twenty-five of the
same bore. The fifth step, represent
ed by the New York and Texas, Just
begun, finds the most radical change
| ever introduced in the navies of the
world IN that 14-inch rifles are in
stalled in the main battery-ten of
them II five turrets. Finally comes
the improved Texas" type authorized
| but notlaid down, with a tonnage es-
| timated at between $4,000 and 10000
| and a hahn battery of twelve 14-inch
rifles. These twelve guns will be &C
| connected in five turrets. three
rifles eeh being placed in the farthest
forwardand farthest aft of these.
SVEN SHIPS ABSENT.
Therewere only seven battleships of
the nay missing from today's SPLEEN
| did pagant. Six of these were among
the sixten in the world girdling feet.
The seenth, the Oregon, of imper-
| ishable anne.
Threeof the ships in the line today
had tam the shot and shell of Ger
vera's let at Santiago-the Indiana.
the Maachusetts and the Iowa. In
their relilt form, their basket masts
and reEenated condition they were
hardly Pcognizable. Their new tur-
rets an new 12-inch guns doubtedly
have TIVE the efficiency of the arma-
ments cried during the Spanish war.
and alpugh far outclassed by the
modernghting machines, they could
still Ter helping hand in the thick
of a fig.
Nexh point of age to these three
Oldest Ups in the line, of ten thou
sand a. eleven thousand tons, came
the Oh Maine and Missouri. the
first tbe designed after the war
with SIN. They were giants in their |
day via tonnage of 1880. Follow
ing tht came the Virginia, Nebraska. |
New Jsey and Georgia, laid down in |
1904 a displacing 14,948 tons each. /
/ The nj class to be designed brought |
! the African navy up to the Con- |
] necticrlass with her $4,000 tons and |
: a batT of four twelves and Fights. |
The usiana, the Kansas. the Yer
. mont, nnesota and New Hampshire
g | are q sister ships. Between the
Y Connefut, Louisiana and the rest
: Of theass, there was a year when
= the q stepped backward. This
= was 1905 when the Idaho and Mis-
|, sissipEere laid down with a ton
= mage olly 1900 tons.
= Thekt step forward from the Con-
s nectiGclass was the plunge into |
i dreadghts.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03

oh Theatre Emo the Turtle Boy The Wild
Strange GirlFers Wheel
Tan Electricity Kaste Merry Crazy
v-Penny Arcade Days Tny Might
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03
BIG LAND DEAL
|SPUT THROUGH
THOMAS MILLER, OF RREWToN.
is SAID TO HAVE ACQUIRED
INTERESTS OF r. c. BRENT IN
MILL COMPANY.

Thomas Miller. a wealthy lumber
man OF Brewton, is said to have closed
a deal with F. c. Brent of this city.
whereby the former acquires all Of the
interests Of Mr.. Brent In the Cedar
Creek Mill Co, which is located near
Brewton. The consideration is said to
have been more than $500, 900.
The property consists of a modern
manufacturing plant, a large acreage
of almost virgin timber land and a.
log road extending through the forests
and to the plant.
The plant cuts considerable timber
for export through Pensacola
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03
WlLLoT INVESTIGATE
ARD OF TRADE MATTERS
BY Associated Press.

Chit, Nov. 2.-United States Dis
trict Eney James H. Wilkerson to-
day ntened contempt proceedings
againhyone found to have been re-
spons for reports originating In
the eithat the federal grand Jury
wouldestigate board of trade con-
dition
"Thaking Of disclosures with
refereto grand jury proceedings is
contei Of court" he said. "The
businIof this Office will be con-
ductef that principle and the
courtsl be called upon to enforce
it in district, no matter who may
be mid"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03

The Journal will pay $500 reward TOR
evidence sufficient TO convict any boy or
zFte- delivery If same by carrier.
= Ed. Peake, Fred Schad, Earl Will
liams, Allie Riera, Pete Quina and
several more are said to have formed
a floundering party last night, but re-
turned to the city at a late hour re-
Forting the water too warm for sue
cessful fioundering. If the temperature
drops several. more degrees they will
try again tonight.
Rathbone Lodge, K. of p, held a
most interesting meeting in Castle
Hall last night. This lodge is taking
on new life and is very prosperous.
E. A. Bonham, of Kingston, Jamaica
is in Pensacola for a few days, making
his headquarters at the San Carlos.
sc. H. Williams and wife. of Coving-
ton. KY, came in yesterday for short
pfeasu visit to the Deep Water City
They are comfortably locate at the
san Carlos.
+. G. Segder, of Jacksonville. is "
the city for a few days on business
md pleasure. He is a guest at tn
San Carlos.
7 H. johnson. Of Montgomery, rep
resenting the Klea-Nol Co. of tina
civ. arrived in Pensacola last nigh
and will today arrange with the fal
management for space for an eXhlbl
by his company at the fair grounds.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-03

secretary of agriculture of the United
States, was taken from d westbound
Wabash train here today after having
suffered a stroke of apoplexy which.
IL is believed. will prove fatal. Mr..
Colman is 81 years old
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Stride for The Journal.
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TERSELY TOLD.
$500 REWARD

The journal will pay $500 reward for
evidence sufficient TO convict any boy or
person found stealing subscribers papers
zFte- delivery If same by carrier.
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Mighty Line of Fighters
Pass Taft in Review

Sconthued from First Page.)
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27

Jefferson Avenue West. 244l-Pike
Hardware Co.
JOS. Campau. 1880. f. Smaney
Kercheval Avenue. S73 - Kerchevai
Hardware Co.
Mack Avenue. 9O0-Nolan Hardware Co.
Michigan Avenue. l76-H +. Koehler
a. Bro.
Michigan Avenue. 326--Chas walmoth
Michigan avenue. 773-Fred Engel
Michigan Avenue. 965-M r. Won Mach.
Michigan Avenue. 1S31-Herman Witt
Myrtle street. l59-The Detroit Hard
ware Co.
Oakland Avenue. 1919 - Woodland
Hardware Co.
Rfvard Street, 60S-Fred Miesch.
Rivard Street. S96-J. j. Sarnowsky
River Street, 2706-Raymond Hafeli
Russell Street. 1179-Richard q Horton
Russell Street. 17O4-w. A. Schmitz.
St Antoine Street 41S-Roehm Bros
st. Aubin Avenue. 206-Fred Kicherer
ST Aubin Avenue. 815-A. Lemke
twenty Fourth Street, 10S7--T. Terski
Woodward Avenue. 7ss-Watkins d
Radcliffe.
Woodward Avenue. l4S2-Frank Algoe.
Woodward Avenue. 3006-F. ], Meyers
s CO., So CADILLAC SQUARE
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27

ably will call the attention OF the
board of estimates TO IT,
The most interesting comparison Is
found In the information that comes
from Cleveland. With an area of ass
square miles and a population OF $780,
G66, IL has a police force or 623 men
and the cost OF maintaining the de-
partment last year was $746.516. De-
troit, with an area OF 4l.44 square
miles and an estimated population OF
$4,000 this year, will have a force OF
SS7 III the $50 new men are allowed,
and the estimated cost OF maintain
ing the department for the coming fiS-
cal year Is $l,02i.000.
On the same basis, the mayor fig
ured out that Cleveland has one pa
trolman for every 800 Of population,
while Detroit has one for every SIC.
Cleveland has IA policemen for every
square mile OF territory and Detroit
81 for each square mile, counting the
new men.
On the other hand, Buffalo, with AZ
square miles of territory and a popula-
ton OF 423,000 maintains a force OF
S41 men at an annual cost OF $909,7 1855,
and Baltimore, with only 81 square
miles, and a population OF 691 900, has
a force OF 1898 men and the annual
cost is $l,24S,600. In Boston the ex-
pense is proportionately higher for
,483 men.
Il do not mean TO criticise Commits
sioner Croul' said the mayor but
/ do not believe $50 new policemen
are going to stop thievery in Detroit.
He was quoted the other day as to
the amount OF property stolen within
recent months. II he will guarantee
to prevent such robberies in the
future and save all this property,
would say, let him have all the men
he wants But when a man is going
to break into house, for instance, he
waits until there is no policeman
around, and the fact that there are
few more In each precinct isn't go
ing 10 stop this sort OF thing
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27
WANT SWELL GOWN!
HERE'S A CHANCE
Leo zuckermzn Store Will Self
Handsome Fouiards, Thursday
Morning. for $3.50.

When you see weIi-dressed wo
man on the avenue, gowned IN
fashionable foulard frock. Il viii be
a safe guess that the dress was put
chased at the Leo. Zuckerman sun
and Gown Store. No. 176 Woodward
ave-, for that firm announces very
special sale of foulard dresses for
Thursday morning, from 3 to ~
o'clock, at the extremely low price
OF $3.50.
The dresses are made OF good Quei'
ity foulard, new and fresh, and ~
all the fashionable shades and par
terms. They are made according ~
the latest modes and every woman
who looks at them viii feel that she
cannot AFFORD to let such bargatn
opportunity pass by. The quicker
man gown department IL feature
OF the stores merchandise In ready
to-wear garments for women. and en-
braces every style and type OF gown
from negligee to street, receptoz<
and evening drses.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27
Time Table Changes Grand Trunk
System, Sunday, May 9TH, 1871.

Nineteen additional trains will be
operated in Michigan. Grand Rapids
Limited, new four-hour train to Grand
Rapids, carrying Buffet Parlor Car,
leaving 7:46 a. m, returning from
Grand Rapids 4:10 p. m, arriving De-
troit $40, stopping Pontiac, Durand,
Owosso and Ionia In each direction.
The Steamboat Express, 4:45 p. m,
new equipment, including standard
dining car service, Grand Rapids 900
D. m. and Grand Haven 10000 p. m,
direct connection with the Crosby
transportation Co. for Milwaukee and
Goodrich Line TO Chicago. Thumb
Special, new train, 800 p. m, solid
vestibuled with Pullman Parlor Chair
Car to Point Aux Barques, returning
leaves Point Aux Barques $50 p. M,
arriving Detroit 1155 a. m, 1850 a.
m. to Port Huron, through coaches to
Point Aux Barques. Other important
changes and additional trains. Full
particulars at City Ticket ONCE, 118
Woodward Ave-, Phone NJ 80.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27

boats that drew from seven to eight
feet of water when at Alexandria he
encountered some falls with only four
feet OF the liquid over the rocks. And
what do you suppose he did? Well,
he just spent II days damming the
river and lifted the water so high the
boats could get through without
touching. They do say that even the
great Napoleon had no greater COM
mand OF language than had Admiral
Porter.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27

CENTRAL PAINT AND GLASS CO., CADILLAC SQUARE
DISTRIBUTORS
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27
LIVING ROOMS DIRTY
Housing Commission Makes Report
on First Survey Of Tenements.

on First survey OF Ienements.
Closely following Rabbi Leo M.
Franklins forceful address on hous-
ing conditions in Detroit, before the
Builders a. Traders exchange, Tues
day noon, Luther E. Lovejoy, secre-
tary OF the Detroit Housing commits.
sion, has made public report OF the
progress that has been made thus
far in the detailed survey the com
mission is making OF the tenement
districts of Detroit. Two districts
have been covered thus far, the Sec
ond survey having just been COM
pleted The report Will be submitted
TO the commission at an early date.
Mr.. Lovejoy's reports show that,
of 304 living rooms inspected, 81 were
either totally dark or gloomy, 3S
were dirty, and only 165 were in
good repair. OF II back-yards In
spected, only two were free from
rubbish In "a houses total OF 463
people were living.
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27
The tsf1 Baseball sIu,book.

The, BASEBALL bIuebook.' edited
and published by Louis Heilbrcner,
former manager OF the ST. Louis Car.
dinals and later scout for the Gin
cinnati Reds. has just been issued
for 1911. IL is the second number OF
the valuable publication. and Is a
great Improvement over the first. II
fills a longfelt want by giving the
membership and schedule Of each
league and the officers OF all the
clubs in the different leagues
The Detroit times., 1911-04-27
TODAY IN HISTORY.

April %, 1864, Admiral David Dixon
Porter. who was noted not only for
bravery but for an ornate command
OF expletiye language. was met by a
crisis which exacted the highest of
his skill. The admiral was skidding
down Red river with a feet OF gun.