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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Journal Want Ads. have secured
splendid positions for many-they will
accomplish the same object for you.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

It's not Charleston, but Charleston's
harbor that is going dry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

The people were a life-saver to DR..
Wiley.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

The president doesn't seem in a
! hurry to fire DR.. Wiley.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

The Democrats have the wool trust
where the wool is long.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

| Wonder if Vardaman will join the
back to the farm" movement.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Highways are not built with auto
trips, but actual work usually follows.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29
The HNnI1en's Use.

Here said the teacher, pointing
with her cane to the blackboard, we
have an example of a compound word
bird cage
She paused dramatically. while her
pupils bent forward in their seats and
read the bold. white letters in profound
silence
In compound words" she resumed
"a hyphen is employed to show relation
between the two terms that form it.
Ahem, For Observation-Disclosures" she
broke off suddenly, you're not attend
ing"
Yes. was" murmured Thomas.
Well, if you were" retOrted the
teacher, pointing again to the black
board perhaps you'll tell the class
why the hyphen is placed between bird
and cage"
For thrilling second Thomas racked
his brain for light. Then he ex-
claimed:
Il know! It's for the bird TO perch
on!"-London Answers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

| Underwood has helped to put Ala
bama on the map and 1t doesn't hurt
! to mention him for president
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Mrs. Nuwed-Mary, for dinner
think we'll have boiled mutton with
caper sauce. Are there any caPers in
the house?
Mary-No. ma'am.
Mrs Nuwed-Then go out in the
garden and cut soue-Ha-raT5 Lam
poon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

The man who stands erect and holds
his head up doesn't always own the
town-he may be a soldier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Boosters who know how to tell the
truth are the kind that really help the
city,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Pensacola's business women say that
their club will leave the mems organ
ization in the shade.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Making mistakes is not so bad, but
it is making the same one that dis
guests the boss man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Editor Hetherington will start a
daily in Lakeland. Lakeland is for
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

It's the same old story-the negroes
cast the deciding vote in the Texas
prohibition election.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Chronic knockers of Mr.. Bryan don't
seem to care about combining their re-
marks to the truth.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

One way to regulate the aeronauts
is to give them plenty of rope and
they'll do the rest.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Before many years have passed
there will be several new counties in
| Florida
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

There's no use in raising pumpkins
when "taters'' are so easily grown and
make better pies.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Uncle Sam will now have reserve
| fleets, and Pensacola puts in a claim
| for one of them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

| Maybe the commission government
is helping the Birmingham ball team
| climb to the top.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-29

Fall weather is coming a little early
this time but Pensacola is always in
the Lead
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
That Yankee DODGE,

The description of the first operation
under ether in Europe as given by DIR.
F. William Cook in the University
College Hospital Magazine is repro
duced in the London Lancet, and the
scene is referred to as the most dra-
matte ever enacted in which medical
men grouped the stage" The opera
ton was performed by Robert Liston
on Dec 81. 1916. AT 2:15 LiSton en-
ters, that magnificent figure of man
six feet two inches in height. and says,
We are going to try a Yankee dodge
today. gentlemen. for making men in
sensible so LiSton introduced ether to
a London hospital" The subject was
IA man. thirty-Six years old. whose
thigh was amputated. The operation
was successful. and LiSton uttered the
epilogue. This Yankee dodge. gentle
men. beats mesmeriSm holer."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
Honest Medicines versus Fakes.

President Taft's recent message sug-
costing an amendment to the Pure Food
and Drugs law in its relation to Prepared
Medicines, does not refer to such standard
medicines as Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound and Foley Kidney Pills, both OF
which are true medicines carefully COM
pounded of fngrt dents whose medicinal
qualities are recog aized by the medical
profession itself as the best known remedi-
al agents for the diseases they are intend
ed to counteract. For over three decades
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound h. cen
a standard remedy for coughs, colds ana
affections Of the throat, chest and lungs,
retains today its pre- eminence above all
Other preparations of its kind. Foley KID
ney Pills are equally effective and nlerito-
rious. E. D. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
THEIR AWFUL SECRET.
1t Caused the Real Estate Agent to
Change His Mind.

1t Caused the Real Estate Agent to
Change His Mind.
When the family who admitted that
they We're moving because the tenants
at the old address made their lives
miserable confidpd to the renting agent
that they had one popularity which
they wished him not to mention to
their neighborS in his building the
agent got uneasy and executed a men
tai quickstep trying to devise some
way to break the lease. But aloud he
said very courteousiy:
Il shall be glad to ob!ige you if
can. What is it you wish me- to keep
a secret?'
The fact that we pay our rent
promptly on the 1st of every month
said the head Of the family. THAT
was something that nobody else in the
other house did. and the agent as an
incentive to quick action on their part
published the news of our prOmptneSS.
The only action it stirred them into
was persecution of us. and they car
ried that to such extremes that we
had to move. If you will kindly re-
frain from using us as club to whack
your delinquents into obedience we
will appreciate it
The agent resolved not to cancel the
lease. but at the same time he relin-
Quished hastily conceived plan for
procuring prompt remittances. - New
York Times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
A Cheerful Liar,

One time the late ameer of Afghanis-
tan asked the English diplomatic agent
at his court to give a description amid
a circle Of Afghan boys of the largest
gun in England The Englishman de-
scribed the 100 ton gun. and when he
had finished the ameer observed to his
admiring subjects Il have seen a gun
the cartridge of which was as large as
the gun which has just been described
to you" 1t would never do for an
ameer to be lStoniShed, much less to
confess himself beaten.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
TESTING AN EGG.
Many Ways to Detect Staieness Be.
sides SmsIi and Taste.

Many ways to Detect otatehesS 6e-
sides SmsIi and Taste.
1t does not require a very discrim-
mating palate to detect an old egg
from new one. says d correspondent
Of the New York Sun. The former
has musty flavor that the latter
never has, and the mustiness may
range from a slight faint to very
pronounced one. 1t Is always notice
able in storage eggs.
If any one wishes to verify the judg-
ment of his palate. the following tests
may be used:
lit is almost impossible to peel the
shell from a fresh hard boiled egg
without having some Of the white
come away with it.
"a stale egg cannot be beaten tc
q froth.
3.-When a fresh egg is broken into
a dish the yolk stands up and the
white does not spread. whereas in 6
stale egg the yolk lies fat and the
white seems watery.
4.-The she'll Of an egg after Ger
tain length Of time loses it's chalky
appearance and becomes shiny.
5.-The air space in the large enc
Of newly laid egg is about half al
inch in diameter, and as the egg age
this space grows larger. In storage
eggs it sometimes extends to one
fourth the length. An expert can yer.
closely approximate the age of an eg'
by examining this space. This is
known as Gambling and is done b,
holding the egg in a beam of light
A simpler test is to hard boil the egg
and notice the relative size Of tn
space.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
NO QUESTION ABOUT 1T
Seaver's Dyspepsia Tablets Must Cure
Indigestion or They Are Free

indigestion or hey Are Free.
The E. w. Barron Company and
Kinney's Pharmacy continue to sell
Barton and Orleans people with the
understanding that they positively
must cure dyspepsia or indigestion or
they will not cost cent Expert
ence has proven that Sewers Dys-
pepsia Tablets cure dyspepsia in for
ty-nine cases out of fifty. That is a
remark able statement considering
how difficult it is to cure dyspepsia,
but the facts in the case can be easily
verified. There is every reason to
have confidence for The B. w. Barron
Company. Barton, and Kinney's Phar-
macy, Orleans, will hand you back
your money without the least hesita-
ton should you fail to be benefited
and cured. You will see a marked
Improvement right away, all kinds of
food can be eaten freely and is more
easily digested. There is no fullness
or distress after eating because
Seaver's Dyspepsia Tablets aid the
stomach to assimilate and digest and
make more red, rich blood to streng-
then the. body.
AS nerve tonic nothing in the
world will do so much good as Seav-
er's Dyspepsia tablets. They are
just the thing for those who feel run
down, nervous, tired and worn out
and need something to give them new
life and new energy. Don't hesitate
a minute but go right to The E. w.
Barron Company or Kinney's Phar-
macy and try Seaver's Dyspepsia tab
lets on their recommend and guaran-
tee, for they must help and cure you
or they cost nothing.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

the bodies of their dead husbands in
a single year. And 800 would do it
this year if the British government
would let them. Famine belongs es-
necially to India. India has 2.O0O,GOC
gods and worships them ALL On tor
OF all this she is the mother and home
Of that wonder Of wonders. caste. and
also that mystery of mysteries the
Satanic brotherhood of the Thugs
Churchman.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

All must agree that they like the
manly way in which Hon. Allen NJ.
Fletcher of Cavendish is seeking the
next gubernatorial nomination. Any
thing that is worth getting is worth
the effort This applies to politics as
well as to business Waterbury Rec
ord.
We had supposed of course the nom
ination was seeking Allen M. Fletch-
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

What 4 wonderful country is India
There is only one India Its marvels
are it's OWE. There is the plague. the
black death India invented it. The
car of Juggernaut was also India's in
vention So was the suffice. and with
in the time of men still living 800
widows willingly and, in fact rejoic-
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

The White River Junction Land
marks editorial on Vermont's deli
cious wild Strawberries, and it's refer
ence to shortcake made therefrom,
brings peculiar pang to ones stom-
ach.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

The Vergennes Vermonter is urging
q celebration on September IL, 1914,
at Vergennes, of the centenary of
the final victory won by Marlborough
on Lake Champlain. It's good idea.
Push it along.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

The Green Mountain club is doing
some good advertising for Vermont in
distributing an edition Of 5000 copies
of the last Vermonter, containing an
article on the club and beautifully IL
Illustrated with Vermont views.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
TERMS

Oae year, 81 So Six months, 75c.
Two months, 2ac. Invariably in ad-
vance
When your subscription expires the
paper stops.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

With the titles of M. D., LII. d.
and Ex-Governor, John A. Mead will
be loaded with honors.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
Setting Her RIGHT.

The pretty and petulant wife of a
congressman stood for a moment be-
fore the window of the receiving teller
in a Washington bank. then tapped the
window with her paraSOl. exclaiming
why don't you pay attention to
me?"
I'VE pay nothing here. madam" was
the reply. please go to the next
window."-Denver Republican.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

These Useless Questions.
How did you get the bruised face?'
at was caused @by the hatrack last
night"
Accidentally
mo: | think it attacked me pur-
pcSely. City Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
WHAT THE PAPERS SAY.
Get By"

"Get by" is one of the popular ex-
pressions of present day slang. To
the student facing examinations it
signifies passing by a narrow margin
and to the man in business it means
barely keeping solvent. "Get by"
spells mediocrity at the best, with
failure always imminent. In this
season of baccalaureates it would be
we'll to emphasize to the young people
some higher aim than simply "getting
by. '-Brattleboro Phoenix.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05

energy is used that brings success
elsewhere.
President Taft is right. Pessimism
produces paralysis and stagnation.
Vermont must have optimism. land en-
to be written. M ontpelier Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
Those Who Take Foley Kidney Pills

For their kidney and bladd:r ailments,
nd tor annoying irregularities are Away
grateful both for the quick and permanent
eiief they afford, and for their tonic and
strengthening effect as we'll. Try Foley
Kidney Pills. F. d. Pierce
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
CID Time Theater Rowdies.


Rowdyism in London theat tiers was a
common occurrence in the old days, as
IS shown by the following from the
London Post of Oct q, 1898:
Two men in the pit at Drury Lane
theater last night were so turbulent
and riotous during the last act of
Henry " that the performance was
interrupted upward of a quarter Of an
hour. The audience at last asserted
their power and turned them disgrace
fully out of the theater. This should
always be done to crush the race OF
disgusting puppies that are a con.
slant nuisance at the playhouse every
night"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-07-05
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
c. A. CHAMPION, M. D

ST. JoHNsBURY, VT.
slPECIALIST. EYE. EAE, NOSE. AND
THREAT. Office o. Main St.. over Pa
Office. Office Hours: 9I0 3. n. to 500 .. IN
Apt,intn ents for examination OF the eYs
tor glasses can be MADE in advance by letter
or telephone.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-06

sees the best In US and calls us by
that He often calls His people
saints And yet, how many of us
are far from being sanity In the
text He calls us the children Of God
God sees in us the possibilities of i'm
mortality. and calls us His children
Have you ever thought Of the possi-
bilities of men both for a downward
and upward trend?
Have you ever thought about a
man who starts down, how far he may
go? Josh Billings says that when a
man starts down. everything is
creased Again, have you ever thought
how far upward a man may go? How
great and good he may become? God
has planned for us that we shall be
the children of Cod He loves every
body, hopes for Everybody, sees good
In everybody. I'll not say that He
doesn't see the bad in people. for He
does, but He has His eye upon you
for the faintest spark of good that Is
in you. and by anticipation He calls
you a child of God
why is It we are so slow to learn
this lesson from God? Have you a
boy In your home who is hard to
learn, Is stupid at his books. do you
call him stupid. bock-head? No.
that's the surest way i'm the world to
make him a stupid boy. Have you Il
bad boy in your home? DO you con-
stantly screaiA at him You bad boy :
No, there Is no surer way to make his
case hopeless. DO you call drinking
man a od-for-nothing, hopeless
drunkard? There is no surer way on
earth to make him a drunkard than
by taunting him with his sin. Human
nature becomes that which you call
it. God sees that which is highest
and best i'm us, and calls us the chill
dren of God Is there any one whom
GcH amt make His child?
= "Oh, when 1 see the marvellous
trauslvrmations which man can make.
I dare not doubt what God can do.
He can take the worst. the lowest and
the meanest of mankind, and trans
form him into a child of God. That's
what God can do | don't care how
far you go away from Him. He still
thinks of you as His child. The great
God sees i'm you even then. His child.
| want you to see. to recognize that in
yourselves tonight ana begin to live
as a child of God. oh, my sinner
friend. put into port tonight, find
anchorage i'm the infinite love Of God"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-06
MISS MAUDE SMITH
MARRIED SUNDAY
Groom is James wilkins of
Delaware, a c., D. & M.
Conductor.

Sunday afternoon at $3.50 o'clock,
Miss Maude Smith, of East Farming
street, and James wilkins, of Della
ware, were united I'm marriage by Rev.
G.. NJ Rourke, at the home of the
bride. The ceremony was very SIM
'tnlv performed in the presence of only
the immediate relatives of the bride
and groom. Directly after the cere-
mony the young people left for Ur-
bana, where they will visit relatives.
They will be at home in Delaware,
after the first of December.
Mrs Wilkins is the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs Robert Smith and is very
we'll and favorably known In Marion.
She Is graduate of the local high
school, Of the class Of 1900, and Is a
member of the Nous Ami club. She
has been employed as clerk In the
court house for the past eight years
and I'm the auditors office for the last
three years. The groom Is employed
as conductor on the Columbus, Della
ware & Marion interurban railway.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-06
Rev. Haviehmst at Epworth VI. T..

@et's 's"f'-'NiNA at L<DhOEill vi. T..
AT the evening services of the Ep-
worth Methodist church Rev c. r.
Havighurst preached from the text
found in the third chapter and first
verse of the first book of John. Be
hold what manner of love God hath
that we should be called the children
of God" This text Is sacred to me-"
said the speaker, FOR the first time
L ever undertook to preach a sermon,
/ took this text But I'm not here to
preach that sermon tonight I'm go
ing TO preach upon Gods method Of
making man out OF a man. l want
to bring to you this one message.
leave with you this one thought, God
sees what is best and holiest In us,
and therefore, calls us the children Of
Cod What difference in our view
Of human nature and the view Of
Christ. We generally see what Is
worst and call 1t by the worst name.
For instance, men generally con-
slider the negro and inferior being
Suppose a man is born with only one
drop of negro blood in his veins, while
all the rest of his blood is of pure
patrician stock, what do we call him?
A negro. If man is born of crim-
inal parents, the doors of society are
closed against him If that man hap
pens to slip ana do wrong, he'll have
the job of his life to sink his past"
Here the minister related an in
stance OF a young man who had beer
one of the most trusted employees In
a large Chicago dry goods store. one
day, detective Happened TO enter
the store, ana, seeing the young man
recognized him as a former inmate
of a prison. The detective immedi
ately notified the owner Of the store
calling attention to the clerk as a Jaii'
bird
''The store-keeper saw that whiei
was lowest, ana notwithstanding th'
efficiency of the clerk. he called MN
a Jail-bird.' God isn't like that He
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-06
OFFICER BRINGS
NC CLAIM BACK
One of Men Suspected of
Strelitz Robbery is
Former Tailor.
McClain Says He Was Just
Carrying Clothes For
Another Party
He Was Arrested on c., D.
and M. CARMEN With
e~ Him Fled.

Charles McCHin, ta.or formerly
OF this city and accused of being one
Of the robbers Of the J. Strclit2 Sons
clothing store on North Main street.
was brought to Marion from CoWm-
hus Saturday night by officer McCol-
IN. The clothes which he had in his
possession when arrested will be for
warded TO this city by express.
McClain was arrested on a c., ID.
and NJ. interurban car by plain
clothes detective as the car was pull
ing into the interurban station I'm Co
lumhus Saturday afternoon. Two men
were with him at ths time but they
evaded the officer Ny jumping from
the car.
At the county jell where McClair
was lodged for safe keeping. he eX-
pIaiDed to City Solicitor Boyd and
Chief of Police Klinefelter how he
clothes but it is said by the officials
that parts Of his story conflict.
Miclain claims that he purchased
the suit which he was wearing Il the
Strelitz store. changed his clothing at
the Brown barber shop on West Cen
ter street and purchased another suit
from q stranger at the Union station
Saturday before going to Columbus.
As a matter Of accommodation, he
consented to carry another suit and a
ran. coat in his suit case for the
stranger, who was over burdened with
packages which contained clothing.
The stranger was accompanied by a
coiored man who was unknown To Nc
Claim.
The three men made the trip to Co
lumbus Saturday afternoon, on the
same car. The two strangers are still
at large.
Among the articles which the police
removed from McClain's person when
he was searched was a release from
the Mansfield reformatory bearing the
name Of Harry Smith. 1t is thought
that he gave an assumed name when
arrested in Mt. Gilead three years age
While attempting to rob the postohicC
IN that city. When arrested in CO.
lumbus. he gave his name as Car
McChin.