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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10
PURE BRED

wv HITE Leghorn Cockerels and
w Pullets at 50 per pair, and eggs
from any pen of White Leghorns at
$1.00 a setting of fifteen. Address Sha-
ron, S. C. c. L. KENNEDY.
II If 3m.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10

- All kinds of Typewriter Ribbons
at The Enquirer Office.
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FOR RENT.

~ OTTAGE on East Liberty street,
~ now occupied by Mr.. P. W. Pat
rick. Rent reasonable. Apply to
c. w. CARROLL.
10 If.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10
FOR SALE
OFFICE WILL BE OPEN

n NE fresh Milk Cow for sale. Ad-
II G. L. SUGGS.
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n URING my absence in attendance
Lon the General Assembly, l have
arranged to have my office kept open
in the McNeel building.
THOS. F. McDOW.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10
FOR SALE OR RENT.

n OOD 5-room house on Wright
" Avenue, in as desirable neighbor-
hood as there Is in the town. Apply
to c. F. SHERRER.
If At
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10
FOR SALE

HANDSOME pair of Church Chan
IL deliers and Pulpit Lamp. All as
good as new and cheap. Apply to me
at Yorkville.
Miss ANNIS O'LEARY.
IL If ct
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10
WARNING.

A NY person who employs or harbors
n my minor grandson, JOHN HILL.
will be prosecuted to the full extent OF
the law. ELIAS BURRlS.
12 IL"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-10
A Grocery Talk

At the same time a necessity and a
luxury-everybody eats them and loves
them and everybody can raise them
Irish Potatoes. We have the finest
planting potatoes you ever saw: Red
Bliss and Irish Cobbler. Also fresh
Danish Cabbage, Peas, Beans, Kingan's
Meats, Tomatoes, Sweet Corn, Salmon,
Peaches, Pickles, Vienna Sausage,
Canned Tripe, Big Hominy, 3 or kinds
of Syrup, fresh Meal, good Flour, best
Brooms. The prettiest lot Of Whang
Leather we ever saw, Meal Sacks,
Smoothing Irons, Lamps, Musical In
struments, Pocket Knives. Big lot Of
best Candies, Dried Fruit, best Coffees,
best Tobaccos and Cigars. Everything
in Soaps and Washing Powders. "Old
Dutch Cleanser" Tinware and Dishes.
No Clay Pipes.
IJFDNnON p HNDnON
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

London, May 31.-All roads lead
today TO Epson Downs, which is to
be the scene this afternoon Of the
Derby. the greatest racing classic
of the world and the daddy of all
the Derbys." \ record breaking crowd
ranging in its socisl .gradations
from King Edward and Queen Mary
down to AIRY and 'Arriet from the
Heast Hend, will witness the contest
for supremacy between the fastest
horses Of the turf Thousands Of
Americans will also be among those
present. and they may have reason
for patriotic festivities tonight, as
more American candidates have been
prepared for the great race than at
any time since the Yankees in
vaded the British tracks. The colors
of Whitney, Keene, Belmont and WI
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31
v. {. 7, j. WOMEN
TEACH TEMPERANCE
MISS FORD ELEANOR BARRY WAS
AWARDED FIRST HoNORS FOR
ESSAY.

The w. c. 7. L. workers in the
city have begun at the ground work
teaching the necessity of temperance
and they cooperate with the schools
in enlisting the help of the children.
During the closing exercises of the
schools they arranged meeting at
Carnegie Hall where pupils from the
different schools entered into a com
Apetition for prizes on the prepara-
ion of an essay on the effect of al
hol upon the body These essays
re submitted to Prof. G. p. Sci
ge, Or. Howard Cox, Mrs. Gentry
ges, Mrs. d. Redfield and Mrs.
Curtis, who acted as judges
e prizes were awarded. one for
for the best essay, S. for the
hd, and $3.50 for the third Miss
Eleanor Barry, step-daughter of
le Nolan, won first prize and was
arded the $40.
Her essay in full follows:
he Effects of Beer, or Alcohol, Upon
the Body
Theology makes the fundamental,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

mans are to be in evidence, but theil
entries will have To show unexpect
ed form if any one of them succeeds
in taking the lead in the remarkable
field OF English and French horses
which will 90 to the post.
Adam Bede, owned by l.. w. Win
ans, is considered the mos. promising
of the American entries, although
quoted at 20 to l in the early bet
ting. Other American horses which
are considered to have a chance are
Harry Payne Whitneys Iron Mask II,
James Il. Keenes Runnymede and c.
Carfroll's Night Rider.
Among the French entries which
are being heavily played is Lord Bur
goyne, from the stable of Edmond
Blanc, the foremost Of French horse.
men, Lord Rurgoynes sire was Per.
simmon, the Derby winner OF fifteen
years ago. Lord Carnoyans Sydmon-
ton is considered among the best OF
the English entries.
Todays race is the 127th running
of the Derby, which is the Oldest as
well as the greatest Of the worlds
turf classics.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

)f intellectual and moral faculties, 1t
ruins the home around which the
hottest affections and purest emo
tions Of the heart gather, and last
but not least it unfits a man for the
Kingdom of Heaven.
1t is not fully understood as to
what becomes of alcohol when it is
taken into the body as it can not be
found in any part of the body after
oxidation. however it manages 20
get in its evil work a good while
after its elimination from the system,
and not one organ does that fearful
moving machine skip.
The revolt against liquor traffic
seems TO be worldwide.
The liquor dealers strenuously in
sist that prohibition does not prohib-
it, but We have noticed that the
states that have adopted prohibi
tion seem to be very well pleased
with their legislation ana none o.
them have surrendered to license.
I hope that every state in the union
will adopt prohibition and If the
churches and all other Christian
organizations would combine with
good municipal and state government
ana continually wage war, this evil
would soon be overthrown and there
would be peace on earth and good
Will to men"
FORD ELEANOR BARRY.
Franklin SchOo'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

Strong drink affects the kidneys by
causing the production OF poisons
whose eycretion severely taxes them.
1t also extracts water from the uIi-
niferous tubes preventing proper Sc
erection and subiecting the kidneys to
disease.
The walls of the capillaries, in the
lungs, and aveolus may thicken and
oxygen will pass through less readily
and so the respiration of the cells
may be hindered.
Liquor in any form diminishes
both the strength and the endurance
of muscles by causing fatty degerera-
tion. This condition is apt to impeda
the action OF the heart.
Alcohol weakens the optic nerves
and causes dmness of vision.
Water is extracted from the red
corpuscies which leaves them dry
and shriveled and unable to carry
much oxygen
1t causes congestion of the boou
tubes of the skin thus preventing com.
plete eXcretion of waste matter be-
sides overworking the already dis
ordered kidneys and causing the
flushed face. Besides this, the con-
tinuous relaxation Of the blood tubes
destroys the elasticity of the muscle
fibeis which regulate their size. Wa.
ter is taken from the nerves which
destroys their sensitiveness for car
rying impulses. This tends to make
the muscles useless. Thus the blood
tubes remain enlarged and as re-
suit too much heat passes off be
sides producing the deceiving sensa
tion Of warmth.
Alcohol weallens and disturbs the
action of the brain cells, beginning
with those most highly developed.
After continuous use the above de.
scribed conditions will take place
and the diseased brain and the cells
will send messages over the leather
like nerves 10 one another, but all
will be lost in confusion and the soul
will flee away on the wings of dark
ness, leaving all so sad and lone.
This IS the final result of the con
tinuous use of stronger drink than
beer, but beer is the systematic
training school of dishonesty and
selfishness.
Let me summarize the effects OF
alcohol. It extracts water from the
tissues, it cooks and weakens the
walls of the alimentary canal and
some of the excretory organs, It d.
minishes the muscles and causes fat
ty degeneration, it paralyzes the
nerves, it cheats the body, ply sically.
mentally and morally. it is oXidized
in place of the food, it causes dis.
ease, it ruins the brain, the seal
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

and so the habit for strong drink
is easily formed.
In the stomach and intestines, al
cohol seriously affects the mucous
membrane producing inflammation.
Then more digestive fluid is produced
in order to dilute the alcohol and thus
the irritating effects may be some
what overcome. In case food is pres
ent in the stomach, which is fat
better for the individual, as it pro
tects the lining of the stomach from
the direct effects of the alcohol, the
mucous may coat the food and pre-
vent the gastric juice from acting
upon it. This is especially apt to
happen when strong drink is taken
continuously in small amounts and for
long periods. In this case the quality
and quantity of the gastric juice may
be impaired.
The irritating of the membrane
causes an increased action of the
walls of the stomach and thus the
continuous use OF alcohol is likely
TO lessen peristalsis. Under these
consltions it takes much longer for
the food 10 be reduced to soluble
peptoaes, which change never com
p.etely takes place in the presence
Of alcohol. \ prolonged stay of food
in the stomach permits of fermenta-
tion ana SO the worst form of indiges-
ton may arise.
Alcohol having such an affinity for
water, extracts it from the mucous
membrane OF the Will, on the walls
of the duOdenum, jeiunum and ileum.
Thus they are rendered incapable Of
absorbing much of the food, no mat
ter how we'll it. may be digested
1t sffectes the liver in three ways
In the first place, it is apt to in
duce stomach and intestinal ndiges
tion and thus compelling the liver
~ wv biL N[NtA - clliAOuHN VI WI IA E0tN-
ond, it takes two ounces Of oxygen
10 oyidlze one ounce OF alcohol. There
are about twenty-five ounces inhaled
daily, which makes an average OF
one ounce per hour. Thus in oXidizing
one ounce of alcohol the oxygen
which should have furnished the body
for two hours is used up very rap
idly and the food particles are nearly
neglected. In the third place, con
tinuous use OF alcohol will create
the hob nailed liver
The oxygen being used up in oXida-
ton the drinker who at first felt
glorious, now in horrid contrast,
falls into sullen drowsiness.
Oh! if people were only such de.
vout prohibitionists as the organs
and secretions of the body. strong
drink would never find its way into
the system.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

assertion that man was created per
feet and in Gods own image. Science
has determined his position at the
apex of the pyramid of life, the
crowning work of creative energy.
Shall man the crowning effort of the
physical world prove this created
energy a sham and a failure? Man
should stop and think when he lets
strong drink brand his face with the
mark of shame and fill his body
with arrows of pain ane blight every
pure and noble aspiration.
Some one has said, "a true system
of morals begins with diet" If health
is the cardinal requisite of a perfect
life, then to insure it, We should
make every effort for its preserva-
ton and abstain from everything de-
rimental to our well being and let
the law of morality control the con-
duct of our lives.
The body as the temple or the
soul should be regarded as holy and
too sacred to be desecrated by any
vile habit, and the man who thus
regards his body will not dare defile
its purity.
I will picture TO you the effect o!
alcohol upon the organs OF the body
that you may fully understand the
necessity of their harmonious activ-
ity.
AlcohG! takes water from the cpl
thelial cells in the mouth and causes
the mucous membrane to become
inflamed. This produces a sense OF
thirst which demands another drink
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

Wanted To teach you Shorthand
at home. Mail Course in Spencerian
Shorthand $40 Easily learned. Easi.
IT, written. Easily read Selvidge
Business College, Ardmore, Okla.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

Bad breath, bitter taste, dizziness
and a general mo account feeling
is a sure sign of torpid liver. HERB
me is the medicine needed. II
makes the liver active, vitalizes the
blood, regulates the bowels and re-
stores a fine feeling of energy and
cheerfulness. Price soc. Sold by
Hoffman, Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31
We Make It Our Business
To Make Money For You

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reasonable rice
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N. III. Mccoy, Exchange Secretary
Guaan Buidn
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31
II Startled the World

when the astounding claims We're
first made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve
but forty years of wonderful cures
have proved them true, and every.
where it Is now known as the best
salve on earth for Burns, Bolls,
Scalds, Sores. Cuts, Bruises, Sprains
Swellines, Eczema. Chapped hands,
Fever Sores and Piles. Only 25c at
Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31
FoR sALE

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31
LOST AND FOUND.

FOUND-A ladys black satin coat
near Westheimer & Daube store
Owner call at Ardmoreite. 1913
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31
Five Per Cent Money.

Fire, Tornado and Live Stock m
surance on Farm and City Property
> per cent money to loan on Farm
and City Property. 1t will pay yor
TO list your Real Estate and make
your Bond with me.
Pam J. W. POST.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

FOR RENT-Rooms, south exposure,
hot bath, S. per mo. c St, South
west. Phone 1856 white Railroad
men preferred 3l-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-31

NO ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THIS COLUMN AMOUNT
THAN ONE DOLLAR WILL ACCEPTED UNLESS
PANlEs THE AO AMOUNT MORE THAN DOLLAR
WILL BE CHARGED TO ANY RESPONSIBLE PERSON.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
Cotton.

NEW YORK. April 16.-The de-
mand for cotton goods has been OF
small proportions in the primary mar
kets the past week or ten DAYS
Prices are held fairly steady, and
there have been advances OF &c a
yard on ~ bleached cottons sold IN
der a few well known brands. AS a
general proposition, however, the
trading has been at the expense OF
values. and buyers who do operate
are showing unusual caution. Job
bers are purchasing about as they re-
quire goods. and while this is the sea-
sonable attitude. II is clear that dis
tributors are very anxious for mills
TO carry all stocks. Mills, on the 9th
er hand. are trying TO carry as light
stocks as possible in view of the pos
sibility OF large cotton crop. and in
addition TO selling steadily at losses.
they are increasing the volume Of
Idle machinery every week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
STEEL
Railroad Business Active While Steel
corporation Orders Hold Up.
. Pig Iron Falls on.

NEW YORK, April 16.-There are
indications that railroad orders for
equipment and supplies are less re-
duced than current reports reveal.
The rumor that the st. Paul system
mas contracted with the Illinois Steel
company for 100000 tons OF heavy
rails for 1911. while lacking OF con4r-
@nation. Is accepted as correct.
Other rail- sales last week agra
gated about $4,000 tons. The Pitts-
burg Lake Erie closed for . 1OO
ana the Virginia Railway ordered
l'VOO steel cars. The Western Mary
land has contracted for 35 Iocomo-
tlVes, the Florida East Coast for Ave
engines and the Chicago & North
western has virtually closed for tbIr-
~. bridge orders were less than -
200 tons last week.
specifications for light products DO.
creased especially for tin plate. and
need or business by some independert
companies was expressed in conces.
blons In prices for billets. sheet bsrs
,.steel sheets and iron and steel bars
On the other hand, specifications Tor
Plates and shapes from car and loo
motive companies were most satiesoo-
tory. 9a'lsiac-
Inc most interesting feature IN +ba
.duTlcated trade was the maneu,,c--
IhB Tor the WOODWORK building CO..
tract. revised plans for which csti To-
1917 1917 oO'uVV tons OF steel shapes. Re
P0' % were given out that the general
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

steel contract has been closed prl-
vately, but bids are TO be taken from
all large fabricators The total orders
aggregated $1,000 tons.
March orders booked by the steel
corporation were within $4,000 tons
of estimates. and April orders are
likely to be almost as large.
Pig Iron transactions were scarce
ly $4,000 tons in all sections.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
MRS. j. NJ. PRIcE

MORGANTOWN. ". Va. April 10.
Mrs. j. NJ. Price. OF this city, has
oeen suddenly called by death at her
nome IN this city. A husband and
Two daughters, Misses Alta and Fran
kie Price, and a son. J. c. Price. of
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
WEDDING ON STAGE.
Event Announced at ConneiisVlile,
Pa, and Actors arc PRINCIPALS.

Special Dispatch TO the IntelliFencor.
MORGANTOwN,. w. Va, April 10
announcement was made here to
day that the wedding OF Miss Doro-
thea Marie Reyes, daughter OF Mr.
and Mrs. S. Burton Keyes, would oc
cur on the stage OF the theater al
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
Baron's Local Stocks.

WHEELING. W. Va. April IS. II.
The Following quotations on the more
active wheeling stocks ere corrected
daily for the Intelligence by Geo. ".
Baron local broker. and Il. r. Marshall
manager Bond Department..
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
NEW CITY su,ID,so

Special ptspsssn 70 IN. Inssnirepees
AANNINGTON. W. Va, April ID
The Warrington council are compiet-
ing plans for the erection of a new
city building with q modern jail and
cells. The present structure has
been outgrovn-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

Three seroplsnss were exported
nom the United States during F.oru-
airy, two from Boston TO England. APP
praised value $4,000. and one from
New Orleans 20 Cuba. appraised value
t2.sso.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

When bad luck begins 10 pour down
on a man he seldom has enough am
bition left 10 raise an umbrella.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

never let tne chdren get In my way In the Kitchen and
they tatted about she always listened to
She was good TO when sick. bringing up my
meals and medicine and hot water bottles and maya
zines on their library table for read Il
almost makes cry TO think OF It. And she had
sweetest way with her with everybody 1 heard
her ugly word while there TO anybody, not
'cepting that ugly old brute OF a OF hers.
That's the only fault had 10 find with her. she
put with too much from him. A fat iron the
head now and then might have learned him some
sense"
To that last formula for increasing marital felicity
Name, who, together with the first speaker. sit
ting IN the trolley seat in front OF gave such
thusastic that the talk promptly drifted away
slhiect OF mstreeses IN Of ha
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

ouKeeyed the
a
follow.
the
decidedly
Well tell graphically
Ter
description
Gould she testify
o
Of
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

Miss Keyes, the bride-to-be. is
well-known 70 Wheeling theatergo-
ers. having appeared a number of
times in Wheeling and Bellaire play
houses.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

Connellsville. Pa. on April 27th. TO
Mr.. Milton Byron Schultz. Miss
Keyes is a former resident OF Nor
gantovn.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

Yes. Cordelia, you are probably
right in your belief that a henpecked
man IS chicken-hearted.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

'-Transfer books close April ga FOR
per cent cash dividend payable May
lst
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

Gout and rheumatism are said 20
yield 70 radium treatment
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
The Daily Chit-Chat
By RUTH CAMERON

MO NAME.
a OF %
- late with I'd
Then didn't
ay ever worked for She wanted the done and done right
OF ashamed instead Of and she
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
Hazlett's Local Stocks.

Books close April 22nd for per cent.
dividend. payable May LIST.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17

WHEELING, W. Va, April IS. II.
Ihe Following quovaoons sas more
actiVs wheeling stOcks arc corrsc.sd
daily for the Intelligsncer by Howard
Hazlett & Son. local brokers:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-04-17
TAkinE infect Juns a1. 1soa

PANHANDLE LINE
WHEELING AND WELIlSBuR0
Leave
!. % " w .ii:S::-.
go "a 500 q m
80" - III 1x:0O noon
Evening journal., 1911-01-10
A FEW THINGS SEEN
THROUGH A GIRLS EYES

When a girl allows a man to kiss
her beneath the mistletoe without any
trouble he always feels as chagrined
as though his partner had trumped
his ace.
A woman never commits the mar
tistic crime of flirting with two men
In the same way. But, in their love-
making as in their clothes, all men
are duplicates.
A little college is a dangerous thing
for a girl who wants to be a shin
ing light in the matrimonial mar
ket
Funny how a husband and wife can
cling together through tragedy. pow
erty, illness and sorrow and then fall
out about a little thing like the pos
session of the morning newspaper
Success in the love game depends
on a womans ability TO appear indf-
ferent when she is in love, and on &
mans ability to appear In love wher
he is Indifferent.
Oh, yes. marriage has its advan
tages; a woman must have something
TO worry about, and nothing affordi
her so much opportunity for that al
a husband.
A man genius can usually be de
tected by his weird fits of temper;
woman genius by the weird tits o
her clothes.
Widowers make the most fascinat
ing lovers; probably because thei
sentiment has been kept in cold stor
age for so long that It is perfectly
fresh and delightful