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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
Reliable Points on
Health and Beauty

gfMpLfYIEs GnAnPOofNg 49, Es-
ffsme satisfaction has been shown nsf
only snaonE haifdressars. but aiso amsms
women who do their eWn STAN poolne
over 4 new. simple ard inexpansfse
shampoo preparation called esnfhrss.
watch eisanses the hair and scalp per-
fecffy. finses easily and dries very Qulex-
~ without sireakina This rsnamrkaBis
shampoo. which can BE hnd az any sras
store 10 prepared ~ dlnsgiviag tea
spoonful Of canfhfsK Ia a cup - as<
water II nuffs % and s0ffers the haH
snd clean For removing dandruff ana
scalp irritation u IL splendid.
RELIABLE FLEsH nEDTrEH--
where other remedies have proven -
no avail. many 81 the too fat have
found relief ~ the following harmless
remedy Dissolve four ounces psrnetie
In one and on~-haif pinft hot wsfse.
wh@n cool. strain and take a Tablespoons
fui 81 the ilQpid before meals This
cuts doNn Fat rapidly without injury
70 the health aud does nor rsauire Diet
lns snd eKsrrtsinx 20 prove beneficial
HPkHKLI~C ErES-Te make yous
eyes attractive. clear and charming you
have only - good stfeusfhenlng
fonfc. as follows Dissolve an ounrs u
eryrsos 81 a pint of w6fer ana par = fsw
drops In each eye fwics n asys This
tonic dees not smart II viii strenxsh-
ea the eyes aud remove All infiaumsfios
and weakness FOR dali, expfesxionie~s
eyes Il viii prove a great aid and for
treating gransiHted iids u las been
found sseefent --hdrt-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

with much credit Ills facial ex.
precision comes In most opportune-
ly: he furnishes more real laughs
than anything we have had IN a
long time. II Is also very neat
little Object Lesson play. There n
no hefty problem for our society
folks 20 puzzle their dear heads
about--it ~ perfectly plain. But
quite ridiculous. OF course. Just
fawncy a gentleman marrying a
'seryant'--cAn you fawncy that.
Gwendoline7 Scarcely. my dear
The industrious brow
Mr.. Drew declined. politely. but
positively. 20 say whether he
thought a Gentleman in real life
should marry a servant. But he
winked just a barely perceptibie
wink. 10 | believe that he doesn't
think IL beneath gentleman 10
marry a servant But since be Is
very happily married himself. why
should he bother himself with the
realities OF smith,
John Drew IL one OF the most In
dnstrious stars we have. Here be
IA In the langnld season hard at
work. $500 miles or 80 from dear
Broadway. lie doesn't need the
money--he has s500.o00 or 50
which he has earned IN the past
20 years.
Maybe Il IL ambition TO be mil
llonaire. or maybe he is just indus
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
Tah's Finest Message


rem experience.
and positive n beginning
part family
work
n relations with other
ora reject anything everything requiring sub
and growth Of the devotion for another
a
matrimonial felicity. President
policy
beautiful world this would be husband led
TO ideaoyers and sweehearts
By the occurred that Fourth Of July
a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

Can You Picture Our Very
Best Society Actor in a Role
Where He Denounces Bridge
Whist and RACES Against the
Sins Of Society. Which He
Has Done So Much to Help
Along'
BY JOHN coPlEY
Having recovered from the shock
OF hearing John Drew describing
himself as a luggage porter IN a
hotel-which he does In this sea
sons comedy. "Smith"--i venture
10 suggest that N the socialist par
~ needs fine stick Of presiden-
tial timbcr--Jawn IL the man for
the Job.
fancy that the ultra set 81 our
fair little city was considerably
shocked. not 10 say Mortified. when
John Drew had finished his fourth
act last evening For IN the play
he clasps a serving maid fondly 10
his manly bosom and infcrH that
the knot will be tied within a day
or two.
This ~ distinctly disappointing
to the ultra set. John Drew has
always been our noblcst disciple
OF tho Society or Polite brand ~
comedy. He has always worn even.
Ing clothes in at least one act and
has made a trenchant stab M all
the Ridiculous by play that fear
some OF our Seattle people believe
Is society" stuff-aH praciiced on
rfnh nv. or Grosvenof square.
Hut IN smith," John Drew just
dcatests the Proper Thing: he
chides his sister because she plays
society lady and raves nj bridge
And he doesn't wear evening
clothes. thereby giving the iaff 10
those In front who came in deyiiish
decoietts. believing. OF course.
that the same old Jawn would play
the same kind of a play.
was very much pleased with
myself for wearing my tweed:
lawn wore tweed all through tho
play. too.
The Changing Order
But n John Drew disappointed
anybody because no didn't wear
evening clothes. he pleased might.
NY because he has tho brightest bit
Of play that has been given him
since The Second In Command. {"
In the play. he has the part OF an
Englishman who has gone ava and
has built himself large but lone
some farm. He returns 10 Eng.
land TO get wife. but is diKguKtcd
with the society gang and ends up
by marrying the maid In bis sisters
home.
OF course. Il Is quite ridiculous.
my dear. o. certainly
But John Drew acquits himself
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

NO. anything
puffs when she crowned
only Bailey may
again resign II Loimer is ousted
SINCE the aviation meet all birds disappeared from round
Wenachee. Wis Birdmen the thing
wnlrseo sAckvLLE SLOWER of savannah Ca could read
and spell the typewriter at Home training did IT,
ordered the
could saved time and simply
Il
Is because smoked
his thanking that
his safety
sick pictures OF =
pnd Thank heaven they're hope
their viii stick
BAILEY is thinking Of becoming an editor We
Job or two as devil" that Joe might make noise
PHIIADEL PHIA church, bach.
elor will the girl bids highest
to give the devil real hearty laugh might
CHAMPION boy raiser Jerry Moore of winowa G has
become regular his than
twice much to the South Carolina
years
Haley comets tail You remem
Der the TAIL broke
due to that tails swisbng trying 10 find where
II belongs. ~ $3.50
Mass refuses to lend money on enemo,s
Bays they bad Investments value OF
zeal estate The bank loans
family ought TO have '
DO YOU more they win have eomoea
Will make the Mississippi valley worlds greatest
ufacturing eenters. ' man
"woMAh-what she sntan" definition OF the fair nav
offered In an exchange Another Woman is the mother
neckies And there people who don't ink w
" important ~ "'"'"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

trious. ! dunno
He is president Of the Players
Club. the most exclusive organlzse
ton OF stage folk IN New York.
Last week the club entertained
Nine. Sarah Bcrnhardt-qu quite an
event for the Players Club. Mr..
Drew simply couldn't get away. 70
he sent the Divine Sarah bunch
Of posies and his regrets
One. must make such sacrifices
TO art-and Industry!
n you would like 10 enjoy the
spectacle Of John Drew making
feryent love to a serving maid, you
will find the attraction AZ The
Moore tonight and tomorrow night.
You will be much more comfort.
able n you don't wear evening
clothes; likewise more consplc-
nous
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
A Call for Volunteers

hand and and brain work 70
in the other
there curbsons.
batting
Braey in
max when read about
Some nickered
he n
In he an oil circumstance
Il maxi you
Brother you're for III
a souied who could
o who fought but fell
struggle heig
Does II makey N
Brother welcome you-share lot
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
Read This One to Father

length breadth of the land such
live per week. How much spending
forth. glad 10 the
pertinent questions swing mans finances.
Henry aherkamp called his Brick Top and
having red hair hailed Henry into court Having
decided matters OF
family and Judge decided that So month
and other incdentais
can man re- e money
habits should conscentousy keep
he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE

THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE
OF his
few OF the neghbors
this minister
your s o n is he
The little boy looked
"Oh, said only
Representative Livingston
tub debate the house
by renting the bathtubs said recently
We good deal like Bin spriggns III
"Bifs valet entered his bedroom
with SILVER T.
VIII take bath o sir? r.
Thank said Bill: I'll / [ for granite
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

THE .JINX
Nv JOHN coPLEY

ks had au a ehs
bah from the costly
he that
h h po B used to lie In bed at night and think
nights darkness him. numed
making dreams always Grabbed dandest
matter worked planned
Tho Jnx.
planned corporation he
his friends purchase in mine called Golden Lure tho
B a
finally
chorused him odNght how
Inst like Bnks who'd have fortune n they hadn't
The Iinxi
the girl he viii lifelong
his Eddy friends adieu:
the kbosh the caffys be the
married but
all the all all
resting uli the that Teller The Jmxi
COMPETENT
Broker-No. don't a n
Appleant-wot organizing
dummy Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
A CATECHISM
Q-What Is bcrcctonT
Is condition which tho nearly
attained
Q-What Is faiures
Al do know: Ill
PLAYS SMOKES.
Charles fohman putting black Havana talked with
New York critic about plays
toward ceiling swirl
it's good everybody
box and It's bad all the pnfns earth won't make
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
Americas "Old Guard"

OF the old guard
marked the end OF the battle OF Waterloo
oldest
the tide of battle IN favor
failed glorious
The old guard surrendefs
today gathering Of another 'old guard The
A. About delegates
this city and from Tacoma in attendance
gather. IL would do
the event The members OF this old snad
marched
ambitious Waterloo they know Is that which
Is all-death
hut is old guard Is making its last
triumphant fight OF 30 and
their part life OF the nation viii be
but treasured memory.
Glad that there enough OF the
ousing good eucampment And may
braycy met on
the M times OF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

The DOG pursues the tramp. who
says. ~ think I'd rather be a.rusb.
Ing Of the GROWER than to have him
rushing me"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

Puck says: When We fool with
fool We should be certain we have
fool to fool with"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
A DRY WASH FOR HIM.

How Is Hiram making out at
lcollege?"
Great Rains the hull while. I
guess. fer he seq he takes shower
bath every day. BY hepi Let's
Try u next time II rains. He's seq
It's finei"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
ONLY ONE

ONLY ONE \
she-Mabee has Of slippers for she
He-indoedi Isn't she cstravaEantr 49,
SheOh the par-Judrc.
"Whcn In trum
suppose you
Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
WISH HER ON a NElcHBoR.
~
= l.
A problem lnsurmountabie
Prevents our holiday
Who will take care of pussy cat
While We are gone s~ayf

Capt. George Anger. from Cardiff.
Wales, has become naturaliEed In
Connecticut He IL 2 feet l inch
tall. which Is some auger. creditc
mihi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

FOR new. modern furnished rooms ~
low prices, call at the Vlrginus Hotel
~ virginia st, near Westlake av. 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
oNEIoRoMANcY

Ever notice
Had a country
aad~xhcn
the springs with wifes mancur. ast"-Judge
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
'Mz2p
MsMaw
A swat IN time saves 1896.

A swat IN time saves $50.
VACATION ioLEs.
I'm looking for a nice, cool spot,
where I can sit and SILVER
And 80 ! think III 90 this year to
the Attahwahplskat rivers
sIn Northern Canada.
Taft's recommendation I'm re-
cent message that phosphorus be
no longer used la making matches.
marks the passing Of the sulphur
match. made first In this country in
1884.
vuRRY. vuRRY WICKED.
Dear Most Anything: My papa
pays me one cent Tor every fly
swat worked all day Sunday
and only made cents. Would u
be wicked 10 open the screen door
Just wen tiny piece7--har.
gnrot n.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

pretty ordinary habltually spend
listed
Habcrkamp backed by that
Judge she's Henry where the har short financially and dome
do think. MIR MANI Just down In
little what these and what u foots
win charitable toward
and so reckessy liberal toward yourself
And your Brick Top II his
mother is rcdheadedt
dispatch from Portland yesterday Man offered to
evide all ne had with and stabbed him the
when shown There must be particularly
nerxrdf for thath eaaar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

The Olympic. ocean liner. IL $50
feet long. her tonnage Ia $4,000 and
her displacement 5000 tons. Some
skiff. kid.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
PeEvIsh GIRLS.

ft6NloH GlHLb.
The maddcst giri I have ever seen
saw today on the subway route.
She dropped a cent In n slot ma.
chine.
And nary a BIT OF gum came out.
New York Globe.
The maddest Girl have ever seen
Wore brand new hat, with
feathers tall
She talked with n man an hour. I
wesn,
And he never mentioned the ha,
at all
New York Telegraph.
The maddest girl I have ever seen
Bought brand new gown the
price was big:
She rode down town in her llmou.
sine.
Aud saw a ncighbor In the same
darn rig
Tho American eats IFS pounds OF
meat year. the EnEllshman 30. the
Frcnchman 60. the German and
Italian IS pounds
SHINE UP THAT HERO MEDAL.
A New Jersey farmer shot two
men In a crowd that serenaded him
on the night OF his wedding.
The olympic. ocean liner. IL $50
feet long. her tonnage Ia $4,000 and
her displacement 5000 tons. Some
skin. kid.
Newspaper stories Indicate the
most popular thing TAFT has done ~
10 have been married Is years.
Olaf Larson. working In a miili-
merry warehouse. fell down an elevat,
or shaft. Fellow workmen rushed
60 the basement and were aston
ished TO find him alive.
'Ess the boss mad1" he whis.
pered. cautiously. 'Tal heem Ay
had TO come down for nails. any
way. Success Magazine.
An EnRiishman has invented a
device that tells a trains speed
whom a penny is dropped In the
slot.
But
II won't register under two miles
an hour. so there's no sale for Il In
| Arkansas.
The Japanese have an annual
feast day for boys From each
house whore there is boy strings
OF paper carp are suspended. A big
fish Ia suspended whenever a boy
Is born.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
Just Fawncy, My Dear! John Drew Makes Love to
Serving Maid and They Marry! The Very Idea!

You VIII Be Ever So Much
More Comfortable IL You
Don't Wear Evening Globes
When You Go TO This Play
Also More Conspicuous.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

To be a British soldier man
Must be q glorious thing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

Oh. for lodge In some vast will.
derness. where skeeters bite and
fuzzy worms caress.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
ALBANY P ptNSIsSs

Ths first consideration about dental
work IL the cost. or modern electrical
appliances have solved this problem. and
Dur prices are as low az tho best can
he had for. Our painless methods
known 60 us only. can not be questioned
Our first year In Seattle closed June 10
1911. ana We are satisfied, and thank
our patients for sending hundreds OF
nav patients to us. and we want every
person In Seattle to have the advantage
Of our reputation, prices and specialists
Of from 10 to 20 years experience. who
give their personal attention to our pa
ttentr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

SHINE UP THAT HERO MEDAL.
A New Jersey farmer shot two
men In a crowd that serenRded him
on the night OF his wedding.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

Newspaper stories Indicate the
most popular thing Taft has done Ia
10 have been married Is years.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27
OF COURSE

freadinK
This N
Daddy M son. no matte
witt he car q hs owner faut udg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

Tho American eats IT'S pounds OF
meat year. the Enslishman 20. the
Frenchman 60. the German and
Italian IS pounds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

& AZ
Save when you rise at o. m.
To wait the coming king.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

Seattle lived to the development o. the
70 And IN
Perhaps tho marvellous growth
helped him
Thomas A. Edison The
claims he's live TO io5
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-27

The Japanese have an annual
feast day for boys From each
house whore there is boy strings
OF paper carp are suspended. A big
fish Ia suspended whenever boy
II born.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-01-20
HONINY Police HOLD
suspect With TEAM
is THOUGHT TO BE MAN WHO
TOOK HORSES FROM A TULSA
LIVERY BARN.

A telephone communication received
last night from the chief OF police at
Hoininy informed the local police that
two horses stolen from here several
weeks ago We're being held In custody
at the Central livery barn at that place.
The driver of the horses was placed
under arrest and will be held In the
jail at Hominy until Chief Ncwblock.
arrives for Identification.
The stray horses bear close resem
blance, Judging from description, to a
team which was stolen from one OF
the local livery stables In this city
some time ago. The suspect, however,
does not tally in description 10 the
man supposed TO have taken the team.
Chief Newblock informed every
place Of consequence in the surround
Ing country, sending a fun descrip-
tion Of the horses and the possible
thief by mail Although word was only
received yesterday by the Chief of Po-
lice at Hominy, he did quick work in
placing the probable thief under ar
rest when he drove into the town with
a team which from all appearances
had been given hard drive over the
country.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-01-20
soldiers MUST NOW
Be INTELLIGENT MEN
UNCLE SAM EXPERIENCING A
LACK OF THESE-ENTERS
ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN

Although the army OF the United
States is now but little short of its
fun quota Of $4,000 men, Uncle Sam
Is taking some steps which he has
not been taking for some time TO
further increase his number OF sol
diers.
on the billboards of Tulsa may be
seen large posters dcp'ctirs scenes of
life in the army in many OF its dif-
ferent phases. This practice has not
been in vogue by the government in
this branch OF its work for some time.
On the other hand, II win be remem-
bered that many OF the recruiting sta
tions throughout the country were
closed last year, beginning early in
1910. among which stations was the
one at Tulsa. Besides taking up a
billboard campaign, local newspaper
space will be used as was formerly
done for this purpose.
81 do not know why such activity
is being shown" said Sergeant Roby
of the local recruiting station yester-
day. 1T is optional with the Presi-
dent to cause the number of men In
the army to fluctuate anywhere be-
tween the minimum, 10000, and the
maximum, 100000, and about the
only reason ! can assign to the adver-
tising campaign is a possible increase
on the number al which the army is
now limited, $4,000.
According 70 the sergeant, the ex-
aminations have become more rigid
OF late, and man must now be a
perfect specimen Of humanity TO gain
admittance into the army. They must
undergo three examinations, one by
the recruiting officer, another by the
state inspector, and another at the
point to which they are sent. Some
times but few out OF a hundred ap-
plicants are accepted in the first place.
Some Of these are probably refused al
the second examination, and the
third examination weeds out all except
those In the pink OF condition. The
grade Of intelligence necessary in re-
crults has also been established on q
higher plane, and now one must know
how to read, write and talk good
English before he can become a sol
der OF his Uncle Sam.
The Tulsa recruiting officers arc re-
ceiving dozens Of applications each
week but the acceptances are few.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-01-20
WOULD ENJOY An
OFFICIAL MEET
WILSON DESIRES ENCOUNTER
WITH MORAN OR JUDGE GUBSER.
He IS some ESCAPER
Five Times Has He Gotten Away From
Peace 0fficer-Once Through
a Window.

II must be given TO George A. Will
son for being a difficult man TO detain.
Such was borne out yesterday morn
ing when Assistant Chief Of Police
John Moran arrested Wilson at the
request Of the asylum officers at Fort
Supply, from where he escaped some-
time ago:
Wilson has a record OF five escapes
from the asylums at Norman and
Fort Supply and from officers of the
law who were seeking to transfer him
TO the above destinations Yesterday
morning Assistant Chief Moran found
Wilson in an East First street pawn
shop and arrested him after a scrim-
mage. Wilson was then turned over
20 the county and he is being held for
the coming of an officer from the
Fort Supply asylum.
That it's a pretty difficult thing TO
pen Wilson up anywhere and keep
him Is evidenced by the number Of
escapes he has made in the past few
years. Twice has Wilson escaped from
ANplludlt huCt from i bIl supply once
from an officer in Oklahoma City and
the fifth time from an officer in Tulsa
one day last summer Wilson was
arrested In Tulsa shortly after his es-
cape from Norman. While the officer
was standing in front Of the county
jail waiting for admittance. Wilson
broke ground and made a temporary
getaway by his fleetness. Another
time while he was being conveyed to
Norman, Wilson leaped out of a win
dow in an Oklahoma City station
while his escort was buying tickets for
Norman. Wilson depends principally
upon his fleetness Of foot to effect his
escape. having record OF having
twice escaped from the clutches of
the authorities at Norman by this
method.
George was much peeved when ar
rested yesterday and offered to wallop
the officer. lie volunteered that all
he wanted Just now was chance at
either Chief Newblock or County
Judge Gubser, both of whom Wilson
is quoted as saying, "wir get theirs"
in case he gets the opportunity to
meet them personally and uncon-
Quoted.