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COMMISSION GOVERNMENT
 lN TWENTY-SEVEN STATES.
Two and One hail Million Feople In
 133 Cites Lnaef New 5 st, ta.

New cities ;+..' adopting 1T GFajFta- tol or Dcs NJ mes i5lnr ut .t v5fudient every day. Al this Wrltin- l.%i nave 1t ip force These ritirS re 4"'afeQ n twenty -s.ven states and aggregate at least 2,5on'asj population fh~y are as fc'iuNs
 Ala aba Il E5;:n!,nsnam. MootEou Califa.uia Berkeley. Modeste, Monte rey c.. .land San Diego. santa tr..1. Sun Luis Dspo Vallejo
 Coi"fado-- Colorado Springs. Grand Jnno t!on
 Iclho- Lewiston
 l:!nois t'arbondale. Clinton. Decatur N>>nn Egtn. iiiiisboro. Jacksonville Ne nee Moline Ottowa Pekin. Rochelle i<s,A lsand Springfield. Spring valley H ( lkegan
 Io91 Harrington. Cedar Rapids. paven- port, nes Aioines, Fort Dodge. keokhk Marsha. t.owl. Sioux City.
 Kansas Anthony Abilene Coffeyvii.e Cherryvale. Caldwell Council Grove Dodge City. Emporia. Eureka, Girard Hutchinson Independence. lola =Leaven- worth Kansas City. Marion Newton Nes.esla, Parsons, pittsburg, Topeka Wichita. Wellington
 Kentucky Newport
 Louisiana Shreveport.
 Maryland Cumberland
 Massachusetts Gloucester, Haverhill Lynn Taunton.
 Michigan Harbor Beach. Port Huron Pontiac. Wyandotte
 Mississippi Clarksdale. Hattesburg
 Minnesota F'aribaut. Mankato.
 New Mexico Roswell
 North Carolina -Greensboro High Point Wilmington
 North Dakota Bismarck Mandan. Mi- Eot
 Okla klahoma-Ardmore, Bartlesville, Dun. can. Fl Reno. Enid. Miami MeAlester Muskogee. Oklahoma City. Purcell, Sapul- pa. Tulsa. Wagoner
 Oregon Baker. South Carolina-Colufnbia
 South Dakota Aberdeen. Canton. Cham berlain. Dell Rapids, Huron, Pierre Rapid City. Sioux Falls. Vermilion. Yankton
 Tennessee-Chattanoog Memphis. Texas = Aransas Pass. Austin, Beau r.ont. Corpus Christi Dallas Benisone Fort Worth. Galveston. Greenviile. Eious- ton, Kennedy. Marble Falls Marshall. Palestine, Port Arthur, Port lavaea
 Utah-Sat Lake City.
 Washington Spokane Tacoma. West Virginia Bluefed. Huntington Parkersburs. Wisconsin-Appeton.E Eau Claire
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Int hisople slljno

One of thh apartments in the ar
 tent royal D '}9ae at Gtntra, Portugal
 2 known I, the Hall of Magpies
 fetnted in tle arabesQue ceiling is ;U sra found a hwarm 0i magpies Each sG2 in the mouth q scroll. on WlGEH
 painted ill red on white ground, dre he words, ''Por =hesa." The story runs teat King John of Portugal was Isking love to one of the maids of eonor In this chamber and was sur
 arised by the queen. Hts majesty made the best of the circumstances and ex- Slained to the queen, E DOT bem minka sncre" COh. 1t Is nothing at all. It Is quite right There Is nc harm in it''). AS te whether the queen was satisfied the legend Is silent, but the ladies of the court were deeply interested and were constantly saying to one another with a smile, "Por bem For bemi" The Hing thought 1t time to act, so he com. missioned an artist to paint on the ceiling as many magpies as there were sa!katiye ladies about the court, each holding in the beak the ribbon with the words. "Por bem. London Globe.
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Fate of Portunal,s hamar.

'sThe Lusiad" is ons of tbe nobIes. records ever written of national glory and success. Camoens, It's gifted au- thor, determined to do for Portugal what Homer had done for Greece The great poem was written in the six .eenth century, which has been called tie heroic age of Portugal and its main feature is the rounding of the Cape of Good Hope ny Easeo da Gana. while most Interesting episode .s tie crowning after death of lnez dc Castro as queen of Portugal The lusiad" took it's naIne from Eusius who was said to have founded Lisbon It's author was born ahout 112A, and a!s career, which began brilliantly 7-as h}ighted by the death Of broken haart of he lady of his love, for whose sake he WAS banishQd from the land He wrote "The Lusiad" in his hanish. nlent aud was recalled In f571, losing on the way all his property except his fOem. Pensioned at first by the king. this great epic poet of Portugal died 'n great poverty in t57O, when his patron was also dead
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No Need To Stop Work,

When your doctor orders you to stop work, it staggers you. "I can't you say. You know you are weak, rundown and failing in health, day by day, but you must work as long as you can stand What you need is Electric Bitters to give tone, strength, and vigor 10 your system, to prevent breakdown and build you up. Don't be weak, s. kly or ailing when Elec- tric Bitters 'ill benefit you from the first dose. I ousands bless them for their glorious health and strength. Try them. Every bottle is guaranteed to satisfy. Only 50c a all druggists.
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kabylo Ruaa.

With what greed does the lover of beautiful Weavings handle the crean, white fabric with it's blue, jewel-like, Intricate border, or the all over figured rug, indigo blue figures with but little white showing, the blue interspersed with bits of fine red and yellow, so small in quantity as compared to the blue that 1t only serves to warm an, mellow 1t, but seen near one fndS that there are innumerable tiny pat terms in color running through the blue, which sparkle as do the red and blue lights In the black opal.-Handi craft
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"A sUnE CURE FOR ALL WANTS
 CHA SSiEIED WAN .

WANTEDeA LOCAL REPRESENTA- A. tive to take orders and deliver onT high grade Teas, Coffees, Spices, Baking Powder, Extracts, Grocery sundries, etc. Premiums given free. Here is an excellent chance to make
 good profits. Everything gusGan- teed. The Ct. Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co.,, 716 Main St., Little Rock
 Ark. 9-l-G.
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Love and the Laundry.

"Thc only thing find t. say against you is chat your washing bii IS far tee eXtravagant. Last week you had six blouscs in the wash Why, Jane. my own daughter never sends more thar two
 "Ah, that may be, mum replied Jane, but ave to. Your daughter 5 sweetheart is bank clerk, while my young man is d chimney sweep. II makes a difference. mum."-LondoI Tit-Bits
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Adam and Eve.

'T hope this expulsion of ours Is not going to injure our social position" aald Eve ruefully.
 'I guess not" replied Adam. They :an't stop us from being one of the very first families. whatever they do."
 Il don't find our names here in the Social Register, said Eve. looking the volume over
 Look under 'Dilatory Domiciles.' my love-" said Adam as he went out and named the jackass after himself .Harpers Weekly.
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w WANTEDlWHITE OR COLORED TO prepare for position waiting for yo1
 Separate apartments. This college has changed hands. Up to date in- structors kept. Tuition with tools given $25. The Free Clntic makes plenty of practice. Wages after the second week. Write for particulars. Little Rock Barber College, North west corner Main and Markham
 Little Rock, Ark. 8 26 i'm
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or T. at.

 ''onl ts e;...tai,a ar!ota. Wh.L .@clnl'"' ula''el asr'la atates under rf"t II uti.l,.i" "o,.> 2 SiuW ,pnSS e> .rnln'. sifien gfy iit" ufY nitrogen
 ',!'''@"u oxygen and ne carhon
 r,sa,t uf ui,ieA carried: fa! 'h,'-h k tn" f,rnn' i''tt nf 2 tu.,>s e rton Feat foin' uitrn T. wa,ni,, vets ia 'h. h.st age the .oa
 'rn'ng gre ,-~ and TT. f,rthel nrrS are frr1in"l b, 'he burial
 "sa ve""tail hcr.,'''. n,,inr |. aa, ids "F ~,"ii'urnt "h ',e, s"~ ,u, ibfe"t n""S@ur" ;s'ti ss.aueiiu.ts C "i This etfrst> a S-r,,s af hrngas ,nsoida,inn pn.' t>.s If o-. on nnc ivua Il series If nroluctS N hose na. Ire d"''ontis o'4 th.A ierr", tu which la VI ,tnnI vn,.ntnlio ,,,ar, r has t,ray lnoe'"d Th. ro(liuts H,. known 0l gnst". bitUIr iS coal Hin anthracits
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PTLESl PILES! PuEsi

Williams Indian Pile Ointmes. V enr~ Blind. Bleeding aud IteA,, "'lss Tt absorbs the tnmors asss- nrhns N once. acts a p~xits s'ves instant relief. W!i,'ams' ( tc Pile Ointment is p~ena-~A I"ss ana itching O. the O-'~sfs a- eoid oy druggistA, nall 5G, ssA e Willtamu Mfg. Co.,. props. c's,.'s' o Sold by McCammon \ sa,
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Much Marrjsd.

The following. taken from "Evely1hs Dtary." refers to . Dntrhwnman Whe lived in the seventeenth century: "Tol wards the end of August l returned to HaArlem. They showed us a cottagu where. tkey told us. dwelt . woman who had been married to her twenty 6fth husband and being now a widow, waJ prohibited to marry in the futura
 Jet # could not be proved that she bad "v~ made awny with any of hes husbands though the suspicion haA eSuught ne, tlvArs times i2t" svouhaaL"
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c. P. GOULD Practical Surveyor

All dnds of surveying. relocatia. Of l9ot or obliterated cornerA 10 tablishmen0 of lines. Subdivision, of real estate. Tho laying out aa> dividing up Of lands in any shape
 c. P. COULD.
 Noble Lake, Art
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A. Dreadful Sight.

to H. J. Barnum, of Freeville, N. Y., was the fever-sore that had plagued his life for years in spite of many remedies he tried. At last he used Bucklen's Arnica Salve and wrote: "it has entirely healed with scarcely a scar left" Heals Burns, Boils, Ec- zema, Cuts, Bruises, Swellings, Corns and Piles like magic. Only 25c at all druggists.
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Excluded,

AfNm Well. well! congratulate ou old man And how Is the baby .o he named: Popley By my wlfe'e people 1t seems. Exchange.
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Wanted 1t Well Hiddsn.

Little Bobby was too polite to say he wanted a big piece of the turkey. hut he said he would like piece of the chest. where the wishbone was. only he didn't want to ind the wish. bone too qnick. Magazine.
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WANTED-A SAWYER WHO CAN file for ground hog mill a.so ] block setter. Cut about 1o,9G0 ger day. Apply at Johnson Lbr. Co. 9 Sheridan Public road dGt
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A Pithy Sermon.

Here is the pithiest sermon ever preached: "Our ingress into life is naked and bare. our progress through life trouble and care. our egress out of 1t we know not where: but. doing we'll here. we shall do well there. could not tell more by preaching xear"
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FOR RENT BY (. S. M'NEW

1z0t State, t rocms, hall, light, bath barns, servant house .$20.O0 l5e2 Ash, 13 rooms, block ground
 ....s.. ............. 25.OO 1924 ". il. 5 Gcoms, bath light barns modern every respect ... 17.00 18th Linden, room bungaloe, cleo tric lights bath. Range boiler 15.00 1212 s.ate, rooms, hall City water
 .... .... ........ ...... l1.oo 4oS ". 1Tth 4 rooms, city water 1000 S26 Texas, Tooms, City water large lot fine shade, 3 bargain ..,. 1900 115-121 Idahoe, I rooms, each 1000 716 Chestnut, 1ocms, hall, electric lights, bath, large lot, good out buildings ..... .... ...... 20.OO 1z05 Main, rooms large hall, cleo tfic lights, bath ............ 22.50 1216 W 2nd, , rooms, electric lights hath On paved street and car line 2O,0O HIP '. 5, rooms lights, bath, good
 
 Z00 W. 12. rooms City water. 7.5O S25 Pep. 4 rooms, city water. 1000 1905 Cherry, 4 rooms electric lights hath .... ... .... 1850 POS Ga, 5 rooms, sink in kitchen 1900 40 E. 5tb. rooms modern.. 1850 119 North Florida, 1 rooms city water .... .... ... .. .... :. 15.O0 1412 ". 6. 6 rooms. light, bath, gas. An 1p-to-date cottage for -. 25.00
 c. s. M'NEW
 Cid Phone e71 106 Pine St
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LOST-LIGHT BRINDLE BOSTON Terrier dog, ears cropped and has on collar with Leo Nichol" on it. Answers to name of Fannie Re- turn to Lee Nichol at No. 1908 West Fifth avenue or to VOss-Nichol Company's store on Main street.
 9-1-et
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N Was This Way,

T suppose the father gave the bride away"
 Not exactly. He gave a million way and threw her in."-Philadel phia Ledger
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FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS.

Will reach your individual case if you have any form of kidney and bladder trouble or urinary irregularities. Try them. w. l.. Dewoody & Co.
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WANTED-FIVE MORE MEN TO GO on the road as representative of C. llier Adv. Agency. Apply Room BOA, Citizens Bank Bldg. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-09-09

LADIES OR CENTS CLOTHES cleaned. pressed and repaired, low prices. We call Tor and deliver
 od phones 1926 or 1493. Frank Dietrich 6 10 if.
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FOR SALE+HOUSE AND THREE lots at Twenty-sixth avenue and Cherry street; five rooms, good poultry house and out buildings. Close to car line. Terms reasonable Call on W. A. Warrington, at above address. 8 29 6t
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WANTED-FIFTEEN TO TWENTY men for grade work on log road
 Arkansas Short Leaf Lumber Com pany. 13 G.
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inne. Bow friendship is the best tong. slow enmjty the deadliAst.- U -rl it sI1.
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FOR RENT-NEWLY FURNISHED rooms at 400 w. 9th. Lights and
 bath Phone 1914. 8 27 Ct.
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FOR RENT-FIvE ROOM COTTAGE With bath and all modern conven-
 fences. Apply to R. H. Stearns & Co. 6-1l.tf.
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This is our last week to give 25 per cent discount for chsh- Pean X. Crawford Furn. Co.
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FOR SALE-ONE ) YEAR OLD BAY
 pony, bargain if sold at once. Ap-
 ply at Graphic office s-3l-6+.
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FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE FOR City lots-One very fancy driving mare, years old, weight about 115O Bargain. c. H. Ragon, care c. M.
 Ferguson & Son. 8 29 Ct
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1000 ACRES OF RICH FRUIT LANE FREE. Good soil, fine climate. No frosts. On railway. Representa- tives wanted to explain this remark able offer. w. L. Earth, 505 Mar quette Bldg, Chicago.
 FOR SALE-BUNGALOW WITH ? 1-2 acres of land; close in. Can sell on small payment down and monthly payments for balance; fine chicken farm. c. S. McNew, 1o6 Pine; Phone 971. 9-3-6t FOR RENT-S ROOMED HOUSE furnished or party furnished For rent cheap, if taken at once, also other furnished rooms. Mrs. M, Meyer, 123 Beech St. s. 26 If
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FOR SALE-SCOTCH COLLIE. YEAR old in September. White and sable
 color and a pedigree dog. Has been registered. For further particulars phone 437. 29 Ct.
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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

the Fifth Iowa, while brigade
showed itself on our left and attempt.
ed to cross the road toward Colonel
Purcell. The battle became furious.
Our battery poured in deadly fire
upon the enemy's column advancing
up the road, while the musketry con.
centrated upon it, soon killing or
wounding most of the horses. When
within one hundred yards they re-
Nceived a volley from our entire line
and from that time the battle ragged
furiously. The enemy penetrated the
battery, were repulsed, again returned,
we're again repulsed, and finally bore
down upon 1t with column of three
regiments doubtless the Colonel
Whitfield charge), and this time car
ried the battery. The cannoneers
were many OF them, bayonetted at
their pieces. Three of the guns were
spiked. In this last charge the bri.
gade of Texans, which had attempted
to turn our left, having been repulsed
by PURCELL, turned upon the battery
and cooperated in the charge. The
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
CURED ITCHING AND BURNING

Il was taken with the itch In April.
1904, and used most everything. I
had a friend pay me visit from
Cumberland, and she advised me to
use Cuticura Remedies which | did.
The cure was certainly quick, and |
use them to this day. l had it terri
bly, under my knees. | only used one
box of pills. but two boxes of Cuti-
cura Ointment, and | use the Cuti-
cura Soap all the time | hope this
will benefit others, as it has me, after
DR.. -- and others could do moth
ing for me-" (Signed) Miss Lu John
son, 1923 Ninth St., N. W., Wash
ington, ID. c., April 3, 1910.
In later letter Miss Johnson adds:
1.-THE trouble began with an eruption
under my knees, and extended up
wards toward my waist. until / was
not able to sit down. It kept a con-
slant itching and burning all the time,
night and day. l went to my doctor,
but he could do me no good after
do not know how many medicines he
gave me, and then told me / would
be compelled to go to skin special
list, which | positively refused to do.
cried all the time. Finally made
up my mind to try Cuticura Rem
edies. and tried Cuticura Pills, Oint-
ment and Soap, and was entirely
cured of the itching three days after
l started using them. The healing
took about eight days. l consider
Cuticura Remedies marvellous, and
would recommend them everywhere"
Cuticura Remedies are sold through
out the world. Send to Potter Drug
& Chem. Corp, Boston, for free book
on skin Affections.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

again. l don't know how to express
my thanks for the good it has done me
and / hope all suffering women will
give Lydia u. PinkhaEl's Vegetable
Compound a trial. 1t was worth its
weight in gold. HRS. j. L. ENDLIcu.
r. +. ID. No. Z, Erie, Pa.
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
CT female diseases we know of. and
thousands of voluntary testimonials
are on file in the Pinkham laboratory
at Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form Of
female complaints, such as inflamma-
ton, liberation, displacements, fibroid
tumors, Irregularities, periodic pains.
backache, Indigestion and nervous
prostration. Every suffering woman
owes 1t to herself to give Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound trial.
If you want special advice write
Mrs.Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for It.
1t Is free and always helpful.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
IF YOU HAVE.A SICKLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that is
without sickness in the house now ana
then Is rare and so 1t is important that
the head OF the house should know what
to do in the little emergencies that arise.
child with a serious ailment needs a
doctor, 1t is true, but in the majority OF
instances, as any doctor knows the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There is no sense in giving ii pill or
q remedy containing an opiate, nor is
flushing of the bowels to be always rec
commended. Rather give 1t small dose
of q mild, gentle laxative tonic like DIR.
CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin, which, by clean
Ing out the bowels and strengthening the
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

MM EIlL Is MHdt
ME--$%M Colonel Whitfield says
NMSME3 about the splendid bravery
~ ~ of the Eleventh Ohio
MTSNe battery in the battle OF
|S5 Iuka in his report: ION
the afternoon of Friday
September 10, we formed in line OF
battle about one mile south of Iuka on
the Bay Springs road, the enemy APP
pearing in large force. Soon after
getting in position | was ordered to
move my command in the direction of
the enemy, which was then about
three hundred yards off. After having
advanced about one hundred PAGES
the enemy opened very heavy fire
with grape and canister from their ar
tillery, besides shower from their
small arms. Under this CALLING fire
my command moved on and, when
within about one hundred and fifty
yards of the enemy, discovered that
unless the battery was Immediately
silenced the result might be most dis
astrous, and gave command to charge,
which was responded to by loud
cheers from my command and the
Third Texas cavalry-being then dis
mounted-and at a double quick they
moved up and captured the six-gun
battery, which I am informed by one
of the lieutenants. had been charged
eight times before in different fights
unsuccessfully.
Mark the balance of Colonel Whit
fields report. towit: in this short
but holly contested charge ! sus-
tanned loss of 106 officers and men.
most of whom fell at or Immediately
about the battery" AS we shall see
presently. the loss in this charge of
the Third Texas dismounted cavalry
is not included In this 106 for Con-
federate correspondent writing to the
Confederate Mississippian under date
of September "a, 1862. says of Prices
Third brigade in this fight: They
charged and took the battery. which
was doing so much damage after a
desperate struggle. piling the ground
with the dead The Third Louisiana
regiment Of this brigade entered the
fight with 23s men and lost los in
killed and wounded. The Third Texas
Jared about as badly" And. as we
shall show. we had repealed two
charges before this was made in
which, doubtless, we had done the
state some service"
This from the report OF General
Rosecrans, commanding the Army Of
the Mississippi:
THE enemy's line of battery now
moved forward on, the battery coming
lp from the woods on our right on
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
Her Qualifications

Pat and his little brown mare were
familiar sights to the people of the
town of Barry. The mare was lean,
blind and lame, but by dint of much
coaxing Pat kept her to the harness.
One day while leading her to water
he had to pass corner where a
crowd of would-be sports had congre-
gated Thinking to have some amuse-
ment at Pats expense, one called out:
".Hullo, there, Pat. I'm looking for
the real goods. How much is that
mare of yours able to draw"
"Begorra," said Pat, Il can't say
exactly, but she seems to be able to
draw the attenshun of livery fool in
town. The Housekeeper.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Forty-eighth Indiana, which lay in its
track, was obliged to yield about one
hundred yards, where it was support
ed by the Fourth Minnesota
Sands Eleventh Ohio battery, un.
der Lieutenant Sears. was served with
unequaled bravery, under circum.
stances of danger and exposure such
as rarely, perhaps never, has fallen
to the lot of one single battery during
the war"
The battle of Iuka was fought Sep
TENDER 10, 1862, General Rosecrans
commanding the Union troops and
General Price the Confederate. 1t
ended in Union victory, although
the enemy had a much larger force
And so the writer rejoices in record.
ing the heroism Of the commands
herein named, The American Volun.
teer," whose equal as a soldier has
never yet appeared on earth
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
How he Did n

At the dinner Saturday of the Mill.
tary Order of Foreign Wars, Captain
Carlyle l.. Burridge told of a man
who, returning to his domicile at
cockcrow, underwent an inspection
by his wife, who desired to know how
he came to have large bump on his
forehead.
That? oh, that's where bit my
SELF" explained he of the night key
Bit yourself?" the lady repeated
after him. How could you bite your.
self away up there?'
why, ] stood on chair" he said
Cleveland Leader.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

little stomach muscles. will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This Is not alone our opinion but that
OF Mrs. N. III. Mead OF Fpeeport, Kans..
successfully and of Mrs. J. r. Whiting
or Lena, Wis. who gives II to her children
and takes 1t herself. 1t Is sold in nifty
cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but II you want to test It In
your family before you buy II send your
ward supply free OF charge
For the free sample address DR.. w. II.
Caldwell. POI Caldwell building, Monti-
cello. ILL.,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
Politician and Preacher.
lew q man who re-

A politician in western state, long
suspected Of crookedness and noted
for his shifty ways, was finally in
dicted and tried. The jury was out a
long time, but eventually acquitted
him. After the verdict was in and
the politician was leaving the court
room, a minister who had been in
part responsible for the indictment
and trial approached the politician
and said: well, my friend, you have
escaped; but you had a close shave.
l trust this will be warning to you
to lead better life and deal more
fairly with your fellow men"
That may be-" the politician re-
piled. THAT may be; but / amt
pledged to any one."-Saturday Even
ing Post.