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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
The Test of a Man.

Giving evidence at an inquest at
Yarmouth, market stall carrier de-
clared he could take ten pints OF
beer before breakfast and get home
all right. The coroner told him he
ought to be ashamed to say so and
the witness replied. that man who
could not take four or five pints was
no man at aN.-London Evening
Standard.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Art of Punctuation.

A man went into the Jewell Coun-
~ Monitor Office and asked the
young apprentice what rules of pune
F"ation he followed. The boy replied:
Il set as long as can hold my breath
and then I put in comma, when I
cape l insert semi-colon, and when
/ want chew of tobacco l make a par
graph. kansas City Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Triumph of Positivism.

Nine. Ackermann thus expresses the
perfect triumph of positivism: Ma
lure, the eternal stepmother, has but
one desire. 1t is continually to bring
forth, endlessly, increasingly; greedy
mother! she has chosen eternity for
herself, to you she leaves-death!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Kidney secretions were in terrible
condition, | was extremely nervous
and my heart palpitated violently.
Doan's Kidney Pills relieved me and
soon my whole system was renovated"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remem-
berthe Name-DOAN'S soc, all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Distinction,

Senator Lotsmaun-Who is this Nc
Chunkerson that wants consulship,
and what claim has he on me for
political job?
Private Secretary-He says he's the
only man who hasn't been mentioned
as a candidate for governor of Illi-
nois.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
No Victory Without struaale

There is no VICTOR without a strug.
gle There is no painless holiness
The 'nsipid. effortless life is not of
God That man is poor indeed who
would be saved by grace and have
nothing himself to do.-Rev. r. c.
Stone. Presbyterian. Denver
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Qualities of HoIy Life

In nature something is wrong if the
tree does not bear fruit. When We
have become the children of God the
Spirit of God takes up his abode ir
us. We speak of the fruit of the
spirit These are all the qualities OF
the holy life. They include love, the
love that looks not for the plaudit but
finds it's reward in sacrifice-Rev. D
Hallenbeck, Presbyterian, San Fran
cisco.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

way, III Railroad
St, PunXsutawney,
Pa. Says Mrs.
Conway: 81 was
in such poor health
| could scarcely do
my housework. My
back ached as if it
were being pulled
apart and my feet
and ankles were
I1- r"D1lo-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Natural Food Of Man.

And God said, Behold, have given
you every herb yielding seed, which is
upon the face of the earth, and every
tree, in which is the fruit of tree
yielding seed; to you it shall be for
food.-Genesis 1929.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
I.naneeA M,Ishroon1s

Many varieties of mushrooms, little
known in this country or in Europe,
are to be found in Japan. The most
esteemed of these is the shii-take.
which is principally grown in the ever.
green oak.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Cause and Worry.

Defendants Wife - Don't worry,
dear. Fhe judges charge was cer-
tainly in your favor. Defendant
(moodily)-I know that It's the law
yers charge that I'm thinking about.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Ac ApneIc GiNa

If instead of gem or even flow
er we could cast the gift of a lovely
thought into the heart of friend. that
would be giving as the angels give
George Macdonald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Ended the Dry Spell.

She had voice like a siren, and
when she sang, mid play sure, sand
palaces, tho heam a rome. Be it
averse oh wu1m bull there, snow play
sly comb" and so on to the conclu.
sion, there wasn't a dry eye in the
room.-United Presbyterian.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Must Fioht Them of.

AS soon as man becomes rich he
finds it necessary to nave himself sur
rounded by guard whose duty it Is
to repulse the people who wish to
make him richer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Gould Hardly Hear
Senses of Taste and Smell Were Also
Greatly Impaired.

'T was afflicted with catarrh." writes
Eugene Forbes, Lebanon, Kansas. II
took several different medicines, giving
each a fair trial. but grew worse until
l could hardly hear. taste or smell. l
was about to give up in despair, but con-
cluded to try Hoods Sarsaparilla. After
taking three bottles of this medicine |
was cured, and have not had any return
of the disease"
Hoods Sarsaparilla effects radical and
permanent cures of catarrh.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called SarSatabs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Orjujn Of Naval Salute.

Originally town or warship fired
off their guns on the approach o1
friendly strangers, to show that they
had such faith in. the visitors peace
full intentions they didn't think II
necessary to keep their guns loaded
Hence the naval salute.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
No Laughing Matter

Cheerful IDIOT say, here's a funny
thing: In old times people We're bro
ken on the wheel; now they go broke
on tires!-Puck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Accounted Enr-

Did you notice that man? His face
Is the color of lead" 'Oh, 1 know
him. He's get plumbago."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

It is much easier for us to forgive
some one for being an enemy to our
friends than for being a friend to our
enemy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
NEW VIeoR FOR BAD BACKS.
How to Make a

How to Make Weak Back Better.
Women who suffer with backache,
bearing-down pains, dizziness, con-
stant, dull, tired feeling, will find
hope in the advice of Mrs. w. B. Con-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Pain and Swelling seldom indicate in
ternal organic trouble. They are usually
the result of local cold or inflammation
which can be quickly removed by Hamlins
Wizard Oil
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Sure Siun.

When a mans wife neglects to open
his letters before he gets home he can
be sure that she has lost interest in
him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
AnIcIilfiIHal

Mother-Yes, Johnny. the queen bee
Is boss.
Johnny-How about the presidential
bee?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
MY
DAUGHTER
WASCURED
BY Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Baltimore, Md send you here.
with the picture of my fifteen year old

I'd duSuGoI AllSC, w Ho
was res tore d to
health by Lydia E.
|Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. She
was pale, with dark
circles under her
eyes, weak and irri,
table. Two different
doctors treated her
and called it Green
Sickness, but S h e
grew worse all the
finoo vdia T pink
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
His Habit,

The man who bets on a sure thing
likes to tell about how willing he is to
take a chance
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

| This is one of the highest COM
pliments ever paid to the level-head-
ed, common sense of Americans
who cut Off about two hundred mil
lion pounds of coffee when they
found by actual experiment lin the
majority of cases. that the subtle
drug caffeine, in coffee, worked dis
comfort and varying forms of dis
ease.
Some people haven't the charac-
ter to stop a habit when they know
it Is killing them, but 1t is easy
to shift from coffee to Postum, for,
when made according to directions,
it comes to table cup of beverage,
seal brown color, which turns to
rich golden brown when cream Is
added, and the taste Is very like
the milder grades of Old Govt Java.
Postum is a veritable food-drink
and highly nourishing, containing
all the parts of wheat carefully pre-
pared to which is added about ten
per cent of New Orleans molasses,
and that is absolutely all that
Postum Is made of.
Thousands Of visitors to the pure
food factories see the ingredients
and how prepared. Every nook
and corner is open for every visit
or to carefully inspect. Crowds
come daily and seem to enjoy it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Some men have wellseated preJu-
dice against giving up their place to
woman in a crowded car.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

a practical joke is never what its
cracked up to be.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly
cured by DR.. pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar
coated granules.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Marriage is a contract-and there
are lots of contract jumpers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Comparison

What is so rare as day In june"
We'll, the way we have steak for
dinner is a good deal rarer."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
To DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed every bottle,
showing 1t is simply Quinfne and Iron in tasteess
form, and the most effectual form. For grown
people and children. so cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
For HEADaCHE-I,ck CaPUDINE

Whether from Colds, Heat, stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's iQuid-pIeascnt to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. 1Oc., 25c.. and So cents at drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Let us continue to quote from his
article.
withstanding the enormous
increase in population during the
past three years, coffee shows an
ap1alling decrease in consumption. -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
The Happier Agc.

The Happier Age.
The Bronze Age man chuckled
"If l was steel, suppose they would
dissolve me-" he cried.
Herewith he rejoiced he didn't live
too late
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Then follows a tiresome lot of
statistics which wind up by show
ing a decrease of consumption In
two years Of, in round figures, two
-
hundred million pounds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Few Hens in England.
England has one hen to the acre
of territory.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

hams Vegetable Compound was rec
commended, and after taking three bot
ties she has regained her health, thanks
to your medicine. I can recommend it
for all female troubles Mrs. l.. A.
CoRKRAN, 11o3 Rutland Street, Balti.
more, Md.
Hundreds of such letters from moth.
ers expressing their gratitude for what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has accomplished for them have
been received by the Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass.
Young Girls, Eeed This Advice.
Girls who are troubled with painful
or irregular periods, backache, head
ache, dragging down sensations, faint
ing spells or Indigestion, should take
immediate action and be restored to
health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. Thousands have been
restored to health by its use.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, for advice, free.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

The thief always wants TO keej
away from The courthouse
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

There are still few legitimate ways
of acquiring wealth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

the foods.
Will the reader please remem-
ber, we never announce that coffee
hurts all people"
Some persons seem to have ex-
cess vitality enough to use coffee,
tobacco and whiskey for years and
apparently be none the worse, but
the number is small, and when q
sensible man or woman finds an ar
ticle acts harmfully they exercise
some degree of intelligence by
dropping it.
We quote again from the article:
These figures are paralyzing
but correct. being taken from
Leech's statistics, recognized as
the most reliable
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Here we see the cause for the at
tacks on us and the Brazilian
sneers at Americans who prefer to
use healthful, homemade break
fast drink and incidentally keep the
money in America, rather than
send the millions to Brazil and pay
for an article that chemists class
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24

Then the article proceeds to de-
nounce Postum and works into a
fine frenzy, because we have pub
lished facts regarding the effect of
coffee on some people.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
There's a Reason"

Postum Cereal Company, Limited
Battle Creek. Michigan
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
|, narrowing tale goes on.

where few years ago every
body drank coffee, several cups a
day, now we find in every walk in
life people who imagine they can
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-24
Isn't it curious these "bur,

Isn't it curious these bur
ly" strong men should pick out cof-
fee to imagine about? Why not
Imagine" that regular doses of
whiskey are harmful, or daily slugs
of morphine?
If ''imagination" makes the caf-
feline in coffee clog the liver, de-
press the heart, and steadily tear
down the nervous system. bringing
on one or more Of the dozens of
types of diseases which follow
brOken-doWn nervous systems,
many people don't know it.
But it remained for the man who
has coffee, morphine or whiskey
to sell, to have the supreme nerve
to say: you only imagine yonr
disorders. Keep on buying from
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1911-09-14


september ~ mas attracted ut RNtla9.
rom coast to coast. Coy; van Aaht, oil
4LLhAgsoJa, past commander Of me q.
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army, slsnlIied ms intention OF satteha- ,
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Oh approval on iAe JolnI reunion ana
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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1911-09-14

A feast Of good things has been pre-
pared for visitors attending the Fall
Festival and Tri-State Fair in Memphis
commencing September 26 and ending
October 4.
Night and day pageants, a parade Of
the old soldiers of the South and North
in the first National Reunion of the
"Blue and Gray" and all sorts of at
fractions in shape of free vaudeville at
the Fair have been announced. Over a
hundred thousand visitors are expected
and Memphians have prepared for weeks
to accommodate the crowds coming from
all directions of the compass.
The first fete day is September &c.
"Arts and Industries" is the subject
chosen for the day pageant which will
comprise a fleet of artistic floats show
ing the varied arts and industries of
memphis and adjacent territory. Henry
Kabierske and full corps of assistants
have worked for weeks designing the
floats which will be hauled by horses all
groomed II attendants in full costume.
KAbierske is a well known expert who
has directed carnivas and pageants all
over the world.
The "Blus and Gray" reunion set for
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1911-09-14
PRIZES FOR DAIRY PRODUCTS
Tri-State Fair Offers Inducements for
Dairymen.

In this age of typhoid epidemics and
other maladies, sometimes attributed to
impure dairy products, interest has natu.
rally been displayed by the medical fra.
ternity as well as the public in general
in pure products.
At the Tri-State Fair in Memphis, com.
mencing September 26 and ending octo,
Der A, beautiful opportunity will be af'
forded dairymen to display their pro-
ducts to advantage and at the same time
opportunity is offered to win cash prizes
for butter, cream and bottled milk.
The makers of dairy machinery will
also exhibit wares which should prove
interesting to the average dairyman, aa
innovations are taking place all the tina
in the machinery for the up-to-date dairy,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1911-09-14
4 FEAST OF GOOD
:1 HaG5'A ARRANGED
~ s1$y,. {h
Tri-StR+e Fair. and Fall Festival
VIII Attract Thousands
to the City.
81 ,ouy "
OVERLOOK GOO ARE EXPECTED
First Fete Day Starts September 26th,
Night and Day Pageants and First
Reunion of Blue and Gray
Follow.
OVEa-fOO, coo ARE EXPECTED
4A#.+E.ssa

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Sept. 26-Day Pageant, Carts !
and Industries" I
Sept. 27-Parade of "The BlW ]
!. and Gray" !
; Sept. 2S-Grand Night Pageant, 1
. achievements Of fernando DE. \
Soto, Discoverer of Mississippi !
|. River" \
. Sept. 20 to Octo. Fourth An 1
!. nual Tri-State Fair and Expo I
; sition.
. sspt. 20 to Octo. 4-United l
. States Monitor Amphitrite, in /
! Memphis Harbor. This is one
. of Uncle Sans Fighting Ma :
chimes. i
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-12
"JACk" DALTON HELD
FOR INVESTIGATION.
Police Think He Knows Who
Threw Man in Canal.

Jack" Dalton, not the famous New
ark baseball player, nor the famous
hold-up man, but of 30 Commerce
street, was arraigned before Judge
Hahn, in the First Precinct Police
Court today, on a charge of knowing
something about who threw Albert
Spear, So years old, of Ito Berkeley
avenue, Bloomfield, into the Morris
canal, near Mulberry street, early to-
day. Upon the request of Captain
Ryan he was held for twenty-four
hours, so thai an investigation could
be made.
Early today Patrolmen Murtha and
Goetter heard a man calling for help.
They rushed to the edge of the canal
and saw Spear almost up to his knees
in mud. They procured long poles and
after half an hour succeeded in get
ting Spear on the bank. He was under
the influence Of liquor the patrolmen
state, and was taken to the City Hos
pital for an examination as to his
injuries. Here it was found that he
was suffering from alcoholism. Today
the hospital authorities refused to al
low the man to come to court, as he
was suffering from delirium tremens.
Dalton stated that he knew nothing
Of how the mar had fallen into the
canal, although he admits that e ad
been drinking wit him at tie Far
mer's Hotel" Dalton. too, was under
tie influence of some intoxicant, say the
police.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-12
BELIEVES PANAMA CANAL
WILL BECOME SEA LEVEL
French Engineer, Who Once Had
Charge, Discusses Matter.

NEW YORK, April 12.-Philippe
Bunau-Varilla, the French engineer
who was at one time in charge of the
Panama canal and who acted as the
first minister from the republic of Pan
ANA to this country, is in New York to-
day on his way home from Mexico. He
still believes in a wide, deep-sea level
channel from ocean to ocean.
but it will be a PURGE OF immense
satisfaction to me to see the canal fin
ished even along the lines at present
planned" he continued. II am still
confident. however, hat the straits OF
Panama will come. The present phase
of the locks is the first phase. There
will be a time when the canal will be
a perfectly level highway 500 feet wide
at the bottom and fifty feet deep at the
lowest tide.
Certain points are now dangerous,
like, for instance. the Gatun dam,
which will have to resist the pressure
OF a vast volume Of water that may
be needed only once in fifty years.
"As for fortifying the canal, l have
no doubt that If the United States had
the right to maintain the Monroe doc
trine it has the right for the same rea-
son to adopt proper means to enforce
that doctrine"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-12
MACHINERY HALL ROOF
TO BE RECONSTRUCTED,

Plans for the construction Of q new
roof and the enlargement of the stage
Tor Machinery Hail were filed today
with Superintendent O'Rourke. of the
building department. The alterations
are to cost $500.
The roof of this building. winch was
in the course of construction, collapsed
last fall, injuring several persons. The
collapse at that time vas caused by
the insufficient strength of the iron
Orders to support the heavy dome.
The giTders to be used now win be OF
heavy iron. covered with a reinforced
concrete roof There will alsD be an
Independent wall built back of the
stage. The owners of the building are
J. C. F'eibienan & Co: the architect is
w. e. Lehman.
Machinery Hall is located at 3S3-31
Washington street, neXt to the Column
bia Theatre.
The entire building has just been IN
spected by Charles ~. sloan, who re-
ports that after certain preparations
have been completed to make room for
the proposed changes, the building will
be in condition for the work, as out
lined in the plan.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-12
ENGINEER GETS $500
VERDICT FOR INJURIES

Joseph Zelers. a stationary engineer,
today recovered $3,50G for the injuries
he received on July 10, 1907. when he
was gashed while oiling a fiywheel in
the steel spring factory of Delaney &
Son.
The engineer had been engaged by
Delaney & Son. ? Liberty street, in
1907, and ne had worked long hours
in the basement engine room during
the hot summer months. On the day
OF the accident he had been oiling lie
tail-end bearing of the hywheel. In
doing this he pressed his knee against
a decayed and oil-soaked board lying
near the rapidly-revolying wheel.
The board sprang up suddenly,
caught in the hywheel, was projected
out into the engine room with tremen-
dous velocity and struck the engineer
in the body, gashing him terribly.
His earning sapacity IA reduced by
the physical breakdown which fol-
lowed. Mr. Zellers began an action for
$4,000. This action was tried in De-
cember, 1909, before Judge Wilbur A.
Heisley and a jury. but the case was
n~on-suited.
Beecher & Bedford. representing the
engineer, carried the case to the New
Jersey Court of Errors and Appeals,
where it was ordered retired. Then it
came before Judge Nelson Y. DUNCAN.
as his first trial case, and was disposed
of this morning.