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MARQUETTE LEAGUE.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
TOMORROW'S GAME,
Medical School VS.. Corcoraps.
Cadets Again Win.

The Corcoran Cadets shut out the Com
pany K team in the Marquette League
yesterday afternoon by the score Of ID
to o. The Company K boys certainly are
in a slump. this making the sixth sue
cessive defeat they have suffered since
the league opened.
1t was due mostly to the excellent pitch
ing OF Lashears. who was In the box for
the Corcoran Cadets, that the game was
won. He pitched gilt-edge ball during
the whole contest. striking out ten men,
allowing but six scattered hits-one of
them a lucky scratch-and did not
issue free transportation to q single
man.
Presgraves and Forbes, who did the
finging for the Company K boys, were
rather easy for the Corcoran sluggers,
one Of them being touched up for eight
hits In the first two innings, while the
other was hit for ten safeties. 1t may
seem strange, but out of the whole
eighteen hits. only one went for an
extra base, Sebastin getting-a double.
Lynch. second baseman of the Company
X team, played a fine game at the mid
way station and made three of the six
hits allowed his team by Lashears, one
OF them being a lucky triple In the
first inning where he was left strand
ed. as the next two batters We're easy
outs. Kluge put up fine exhibition at
short for the losers. while Gettsinger
played a Hal Chase game at the initial
sack. The score:
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(COntlnueQ FROM First Page.)
1t looked like a cincn bet for two, three
or four runs for the Nationals up to that
time.
Fisher caught a swell game He threw
two men out at first and nipped two
would-be pilferers.
Schaefer opened the third with a single
and Lelivelt put him on second with a
sacrifice. but neither Mberfeld nor Cess
Ter could send him Dome.
Mcbride started the fourth with a
single, but died stealing. Cunningham
then famed. AinsTnith followed with
q single. stole second and reached third
on q passed ball, but Groom famed.
The Nationals were retired In order in
the fifth and eighth. while Milan. the
only man to get on in the second. was
caught stealing.
Elberfeld and Gessler, the first two
men to face Paige in TIE sixth, drew
passes, but Mcbride forced Gessler at
second. and Cunningham hit into a
double play.
jackson hit the screen In right in the
first inning for a double, but was left
on second.
Groom looked all wool and several
yards wide in the fourth, fifth and sixth
innings, retiring the Maps In order.
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81 feet III inches; third. Koehler, 81 feet ~
Event No. 9-High Jump-First. Wilson. St
Johns. feet inches; second. Madden. Wash
ington College. 5 feet inches: third, Duckett
NJ. A. c., feet.
Event No. 10-Broad jump-First. Clayton. st
Johns, IS feet 10 inches; second, Kemp, NJ
A.. G.. 10 feet 2M inches; third. Wilson, st
Johns. Is feet 9s inches.
Interscholasttc Events.
Event No. loo yards. open-First heat
First. Reuter-. C. H. s.; second. Armstrong
A. & \. Prep. School. Time. 0.10 as.
Event No. POO yards. open-Second heat
First. Thrall. T. II. s.; second. Jacobs, B. C. c.
Time, O.10 As
Event No. 3-loo-yard dash. open-Third heat
First. Eyler, +. H. S.; second. Kelly, O. H. S
Time. O.1O As.
Event No. 4-1O0-yard DASH county schools
First Iddings. Sandy Spring High School; sec
ond. Coslett Cecil County High School; third
Bennett. Catonsville High School Time. oil
Event No 5-100-yard dash. open-Finals-
First, Reuter- Central High School; second
A ArIstrons , Army and Navy Prep; third, Thral
Event No. 6-Ss0-yard run. open-First Ham
ilton, Central High School: second, Mcconnell
Grammar School 40 tBaltimore,; third. Snively
Central High School. Time, o16 1-5.
Event No. 7-220-yard dash, open, scholastic
First, Reuter-. Central High School, second,
Thrall, Technical High School; third. Fritz,
Baltimore City College. Time, 0.23 3-5.
Event No. S-44O-yard dash, county schools
First. johnson. Frederick High School: second.
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SUNDAY SCHOOL LEAGUE.
STANDING OF THE c1ups
TOMORROW'S GAME.
Sherwood VS.. North Carolina.

ingram climbed up on even terms with
Ninth yesterday afternoon. having no
difficulty defeating North Carolina in a
game that was characterized by loose
neid1ng by the losers. Ten errors alto
gether were registered by North Caro-
lima, and eight Of these were divided be-
tween three men. Heinz had the edge on
Crawford In the pitching line, but with
tne support ne received was in trouble
all the way. Varela played a brilliant
game at short. taking care of nine out
OF ten chances. his only slip-up being a
bad throw that pulled Leland of the ba 2.
Mattingly, Adams and Miller executed
sood catches for North Carolina, the for
mer's being a pretty one-hand stab of a
line drive to left field. The score:
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The Post Office team added another vic
tory to its string yesterday afternoon by
trouncirg Interior In a well played game
by the score of to 1.
A wild pitch by Ferguson, the Post
Office mound artist, is the only thing that
saved Interior from a shut-out. 1t hap
Dened in the last session. Trowbridge
having scored from the first corner after
'Fergie'' had shot one up to the batter
which hit the dirt IN front of the plate
and bounded way back in the park
Ferguson is just geeting back into the
game from a long siege of sickness. and,
all things considered, he pitched a great
game. He famed eleven batsmen and
allowed only two hits.
The
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CATHOLIC i. Wins
Beats Rock Hill College s to 7
In Ragged Game.
HESSLER HITS WELL
Ryan Knocked Out Of the Box and
Greene Saves Game BY Coed !
Work.

Catholic University started out with Q
rush yesterday in It's game with Rock Hul
chasing FIVE tallies across the pan In
the first round. After Rock Hill had
been retired in order In this round.
Zachary was hit by q pitched ball 80 q
starter. Wfdmeyer got a hit on the
new rule giving a batter a lit on an at
tempted sacrifice. az Zachary beat the
throw TO second OF widmayer's hunt.
McDonnells safe hunt hiisd the bags
One run crossed the pan when Hessicr
was hit by pitched ball Marsden
singled and three runners scored, as
Fuccey booted the bail Mc0eady
singled scoring Marsden. A double play
retired the side.
Rock Hin scored in the second on q
base on balls an error and q hit. In the
third a hit batsman and an error gave
c. L. another run.
In the fourth inning Rock Eill lied
the score. knocking Ryan or the slab
Ryan issued pass. A sacrifice lift fol-
lowed. Another pass was issued. Prizes
hit to Ryan. who retired him at fret.
both runners advancing on the out A
brace of singles scored two. Two more
counted when Bolan hit to the woods in
fishl ccfitcI iof the CIRCUIT Hy0gs u
this junction, switched TO right field
and Chef Green moved in 20 do slab
duty. The first man to face-Chief best
out a slow hit to third. but the next bat
ter was retired by the short 20 first
route Rock Hill scored without the
aid or hit in the sixth on q couple
OF inexcusible errors.
Hessler's Two-bagger Counts.
Hesslers two-base hit in the NTH. to-
gether with Clancy's single and Q Wild
pitch, produced two runs. which, az II
turned out. were the ones which de-
cided the game. Catholic Univ srsiyy
had two grand chances in the seventh
and eighth to score. but the necessary
hit was not forthcoming Rock Hill had
a chance in the seventh which was XIII
ed when Zachary made a circus catch
of Frixes' line drive. This play was the
fielding feature OF the day.
Catholic University put up its usual
good game at the stick and the usual
loose game in the field. Rock Hill was
charged with five errors. but they
were not costly as those OF c. q.
Corbett, the third baseman OF the wish
tors, pulled of the stellar stunt from Q
Rock Hill standpoint when he spear4d
a grass-cutter with one hand and got
his man at first. The score:
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Herndons Want a Game.

The Herndon base ball team would like
to arrange with some strong local team
20 play them on the afternoon of Decora-
ton day at Herndon, Va. All expenses
are TO be paid by the Herndon club. Ad-
dress Mr.. Foster Orrison. manager,
Herndon base ball team, Herndon. va
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st. Stephens Props visited the Midway
Stars yesterday. the former winning by
the score Of IA to 1. Henderson. who
pitched. and John Scott, who caught,
were the stars of the game.
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Threebase hits-Fienlc Osborne Home run
Nichols Saer1ce hits-Eaiden. = stolen bases
on bases-Georgetown- 6: Navy. .. Bases ON
oalls-On 0Connor, >. First base errors
George town. 2; Navy. !. Struck out-By 0'Con-
ner. 4; by Vinson. T. by Wakeman. =. Wild
pitch-Wakeman. Earned runs-Navy, .; George
town. .. Empires -Messrs. Keenan, Of Phiia-
delphia and Sweet Of Annapolis. Time of game
- hours and minutes.
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Alexandria Team Wins.

ALEXANDRIA, Va, May 70. The
Emerson Athletic Club of Washington
went down In ignominious defeat this aft
ernoon at the hands of the Alexandra
Athletic Club by a score OF IL to G. The
Washingtonians were not up to the usual
standard. and the home team knocked the
ball ali around the field.
Score by innings:
j 1 o O o XII
Emerson. o o 3 o 90 2 O. 6
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Three-base hits-kerr and Bradley. Sacrifice
hi,s-Brown Middlekauf. Kerr and Barnhardt
Stolen bases-Fenton, Trowbridge. Double play
-Devine to Hansen to Brown. Bases balls
on Ferguson, B; of Devine. 3. Hit by pitcher
Kraft and Ferguson Struck out-By Ferguson
IL; By Devine. 4. Passed baU--Pollock Wild
piteh-Ferguson- Time OF game-One hour and
nifty minutes. Umpire-Mr. Abbey.
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OLYMPIA LEAGUE.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS
Easy Win for Emmanuel.

Emmanuel had little trouble in defeat
ing Braddock. scoring eight runs and al
lowing but one Braddock man to cross
the plate.
Cuttings. the Emmanuel slabster, was in
great form, allowing but two widely
scattered hits and striking out eight.
The fielding of Taylor in center field,
and Rout'S steal home featured Score:
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First base on balls-On Lipp. 2: OF Benton, q;
of Cuttings. 1. Innings pitched-By Benten. 81:
by Lipp. 8. Hits made-On Lipp 4: of Benten
4. Struck out-By App. 8; by Benten, l. By
Cuttings. g.. Three-bas hits-Gittngs. Taylor
ROut. Two-base Richardson. Sacrifice hit
II. Benten: Stolen disqualification ca, VIII
lis %, Baker; r. Benten. Double play-Handy
Benten. Passed bail-Ray Umpire-Mr. Cod.
dington. Time Of game-1 hour and 40 minutes
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Crabbe, Cassidy. Stolen basee-vanderlfp Tip
ton, Crabbe. Luscombe. Kerper. Left on bases
Ingram. l: North Carolina. s. Bases on balls
on Crawford. 1: OF Heinz. 2. Struck out-By
Crawford, 4; by Heinz. 8. Wild pitches-HeinZ
2. Umpire-Mr. Venable. Time Of game-1 hour
and Is minutes.
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Totals. 80 124 ID 3 Totals. SO 10 ~ II 8
Rock Hill ........0 o 8 O o o 81
Catholic University. o o -
Runs-Sweeney, d. Theabeaud. Fuccey On. ..
Theabeaud. Bolan. Frixes. Zachary, widmayes.
Geady. Two-base hits-Hessler az. Home. vs-
Bolan. Hits-Of Ryan. 5; on Greene. 3: %
Bolan 10. Sacrifice hits-Corbett, HiucA0sn.
Stolen bases-Fuccey. McGeady. Double play
Boian TO Benitz to E. Theabeaud. Left 90 bases
Rock Hill. 3: c. T.. .. Bases Ca hails-O6
on errors-Rock Hill. 3: C. u. 4. Hit by pitch
er-By Bolan. g. Struck ort-By Beisn. 3; oy
Ryan, /; by Greene 1. Wild pitch-Bpiss. u
pire-Joe Handiboe. Time OF game-2 hours.
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SALMON A SEER.
Shuts Cathedral School Out Without
q Hit and Tome Wins Easily.
pecial Dispatch to The Star.

PORT DEPOSIT, Nd, May 2o-Tome
defeated the strong Cathedral School
Washington boys at his mercy. Only
ono man reached first. and he pitched q
nO-hit game. Score:
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Totals. o 6 IS /,

Totals.. o 6 IS Totals. IS IS n 0
Corcoran Cadets. ...... q o o x-15
Company K.............. O o 0 O. o
Two-base hit-Sebastin. Three-base hit-Lynch.
Hits-OR Lashears, 8: OF Eresgraves, s; OF
Forbes, 10. Stolen bases-L. Russo (3). Sebastin
%, r. Russo (2). Auilinow, Waple, Plat. Dou-
! Bile plays-Msus to- Piatt; Grinstsd to Getsinger
! DasS on beAs-OH Forbes. !. Struck out-By
LsaAe7ns.10i .Ax- PTesguvess "a Umpire-Afr.
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M'ALEER BEMOANS LOSS
OF PIANO-MOVER SMITH

Continued From First Page.)
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DEPARTMENTAL LEAGUE
STANDING OF THE CLUBS
Post Office Trounces Interior.

Game Monday-Post Office VS.. Interstate
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SUCCESS ATTENDS
AGGIES' BIG MEET

Continued From First Page.)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-21

Dutch Hessler is meeting the ball
with a regularity that is just about
his old-time form. During the last
three days, in as many games, he has
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-21
SUBURBAN LEAGUE.
First Victory for Brightwood

Tomorrow's game-Park View vs. Brightwood.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-21

1t looked like a cincn bet for two, three
or four runs for the Nationals up to that
fipon
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Power OF Nature,s Beauty.

Have you never felt the marvellous
power of beauty in nature! If not you
have missed one of the most exquisite
joys IN life. says Orison SWEET Marden
in Success Magazine. | was nee 60
ing through the Yosemite valley. and
after riding 100 miles in a stagecoach
over rough mountain roads | was so
completely exhausted that it did not
seem as though l could keep my seat
while we travelled over the ten more
miles which would bring us to our des-
tination. But on looking down from
the top of the mountain ! caught a
glimpse of the celebrated Yosemite
falls and the surrounding scenery just
as the sun broke through the clouds.
and there was revealed a picture Of
such rare beauty and marvellous pic
-turesqueness that every particle Of fa-
tigue. brain flag and muscle WEAKNESS
departed in an instant. My whole soul
thrilled with a winged sense of sub
Unity, grandeur and beauty which |
had never experienced before and
which | can never forget. felt a
spiritual uplift which brought tears
Of Joy to my eyes.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Mixed Emotions.

A Bostonian tells of a clean. well set
up young Irishman who formerly saw
service in the British navy, but who is
now engaged In business at the Hub.
"When are you going to get freedom
in Ireland. John?" the Bostonian once
idly asked.
1.-THE only way that we'll get free
dom in ould Ireland" said the Celt.
will be If France an Russia an Ger
many an Austria an maybe Italy-if
they would all join together to give
those b%lackguards of English a rare
ould batin'. That's the only way. sir.
we'll get home rule"
Then as he looked cautiously about n
twinkle of cunning was added to his
expression. An the whole lot of 'em
together couldn't do it. sir. Oh. it's
the grand navy we've got!"-Lippin
colts Magazine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
A DELAYED Execution.

An eighteenth century execution on
Remington common was stopped for
a time owing to a strange cause. On
Aug. 10. 1853. two days before the
date of the execution, a heavy fog
came over London. accompanied by
thunder and lightning and torrents of
rain. These conditions lasted for near
~ forty-eight hours. and many people
believed that the last day had arrived
When the time fixed for the execution
arrived the assembled crowd cried
shame on the sheriff for hanging a
man when the world was coming to IN
end. As he persisted in his prepare
tons they burst through the barriers
and stopped the proceedings, shout
ing that the culprit might as well wait
a few minutes. when the grand sum-
mons would come to all. The sheriff
had to obtain the assistance of a force
of soldiers before the execution could
be carried out.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
The TaImud.

The Talmud is the compendium of an
cient Jewish oral. or unwritten. law,
as distinguished from the Pentateuch,
or written. law. Its origin is >coeval
with the return of the Jewish people
from the Babylonian captivity. 536 B.
G. Its compilation in Hebrew was be-
gun by the scribes. and by their sue
cessors the work was carried on till
900 b. G. The Talmud is a combina-
ton of prose and poetry and contains
two elements, legal and legendary. Its
morality resembles that Of the New
Testament. and its philosophy reminds
us very forcibly Of that of the great
Plato.-New York American.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Fresh Foo.

An English food expert. said in a re-
cent lecture:
"The secret of health is two meals
a day with an occasional fast. But
people won't avail themselves of this
superb secret. 1t is too unpleasant
like the fresh egg. A gentleman. aft
err cutting the top off a soft boiled egg.
summoned the waiter and said:
"'Waiter, take this egg back TO the
kitchen. wiring its neck. and grill it for
me-"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Il Depends.

An actor and Il retired army man
were discussing the perils of their ~
spective callings. !,
"How would you ike to stand WIN
shells bursting all round your 'ne
general demanded. :,
'Well." rerliSd the actor 1T depehcS
on the age of the egg"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2S, 1911.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH j, 1911.

Applications will be received until
March 10, 1911, for floor space in a
owo-story and basement building.
oOxl4S feet, to be erected on Main and
ANDERSON streets. The basement will
extend several feet above sidewalk for
plenty of air and light. First floor will
contain two stores, one fronting on
Main and the other on Anderson both
with modern fronts and show win.
lows. Second floor for offices arranged
10 suit: For further information an
ply to R. w. Howell.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Tho Demons.

Critics are fine chaps salu an .ns
fish actor, 'but | must confess s
when they condemn your play you ie''
annoyed. u..,,s
- wonder why we call the peop'e
in the top of the house godsF an ~
tress asked an unsuccessful playwright
once. ,,n
1--we do that the unsuccessful p'as,
wright answered. so rs to distinguis,
them from the people in the bottom %
the house who write the criticisms
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Best Asleep,

II don't feel WELL" said one clerk to
another as he took off his coat in the
Office. 1.-The trouble with me is that |
haven't slept as | ought. | don't feel
we'll unless I've slept" That's the
same way with me-" said his col
league. in fact. | think | feel best
of all when I'm sound asleep"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Ihouaht II Was a Joke.

The Colonel-And you actually as
sert that you want to marry my
daughter? Fusby-Y-yes. The Colo
mel tstaring at him unpleasantly,-
You know ! am English. Fusby-
Yves. sir. The Colonel-Well. it's go
ing to take me several years to see the
point of your little Joke. Good day
to you.-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01

Mr.. Woggs-I'm through with Bump
] told him we are going to name our
baby after some great parsonage and
asked him for Il suggestion. Mrs
Woggs-What did he say? Mr.. Woggs
He said. name it after ours ."-Puck
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
SEALED BIDS ASKED.

The City of Bryan win receive
sealed bids up to and including March
8. 1911, for the purchase of the follow.
ing described parcels of land: The
south half Of block No. 266; also the
southeast quarter block, lot 24,~Phil-
lips Addition. The city reserves the
right to reject any and all bids. Ad-
dress all bids to H. A. BURGER,
Chairman Committee.
Bryan, Texas, February %, 1911.
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Part Of the Role.

Shall we pose as m%illionaires or as
foreign dukes at the hotel?"
"As the latter. my boy. As million
aires we might be expected to display
some evidences of wealth, but as
dukes nobody can possibly take IL
amiss if we skip."-Kansas City Jour
nal
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
IhA haunhtx Cook.

MY dear. will you kindly ask that
naughty cook Of ours to stew some
tripe | brought home? haven't the
nerve"
"Where Is the tripe?"
"She's looking at 1t now through her
lorgnette." Spokane Spokesman-Re Re
view.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01

The Eagle is authorized to announce
COL. G. B. ABERCROMBIE as a can
didate for City Secretary, subject to
the action OF the city democratic pri-
mary.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01

The Eagle is authorized to
W. A. WATKINS as a candidate for
City Secretary, subject to the action of
the city democratic executive commit
tee.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
5ABY's PICTURE FREE.

For five days the Studio Grand, over
Haswell's book store, will make one
cabinet photo free of all babies under
three years Of age. Bring them along.
Mrs. Z. E. Knox, Prop.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01

The Eagle isauthorized to announce
G. G.. WALKER as a candidate for re-
election TO the office of Alderman, sub
1ect to the city democratic primary,
February 2S.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
rha Sama Girl.

Young Husband-When | used to
kiss you, you slapped me. Young
Wife-Well. you won't get slapped
now unless you forget to kiss me-
Illustrated Bits.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
How Could He?

Aunt-You will never learn how to
manager your money. Karl. Nephew
Can you wonder at it. auntie? My
acquaintance with it is always 30 short
-Ellegende klntter.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Inherited.

Knicker-Jones has a bad memory
Bocker-His mother never knew what
were trumps. and his father couldn't
remember anything on the witness
Stand.-New York Sun.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01
Foor Venice.

Friend-And were YOU ever in ven
ice? Mr.. Richgulck-Y Yes. Slowes'
town | was ever in, The sewers were
busted all TIE time we were there!-
Puck
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Curryinu No Favor.

Lend n hand. Hiram. and help kpjci
the nlderman's pig"
LET the alderman ketch his own PIT
I'm out of politics fer g~ood."-Louis
vile Courier..iournal.
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Yourself.

If you want to be miserable think
about yourself-about what you wan.
what you like. what respect people
ought to pay to you and what people
think Of you.-Charles Kingsley.
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A Warm Welcore.

sapleigh-Are you positive that Miss
Cutter is not in? The Maid-Yes, sir.
I'd lose my Job If | wasn't.-Boston
Transcript.
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Taken at His Word.

Creditor-Suppose I'll have TO wait
I'll the day of Judgment for what r,l
I'VE Debtor-Yes call late In the d,
though. -Fliegende Batter.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-01

The Eagle is authorized to announce
T. p. BOYETT as a candidate for re-
election to theoffice of City Marshal,
subject to the action of the demo.
cratic executive committee.