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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-10-10

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station OF the Chicago. Rock Is.
and Pacific Railway Company in
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eway to the rear or said station.
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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
A lesson for plpIomats.

Elihu Root, at the luncheon in
Providence preceding the dedication
Of the John Hay Memorial library at
Brown university, said of John Hay:
"His diplomacy was gracious, and
1t was prudent as well. remember.
in an argument about certain inter-
national complication, how very
warmly and aptly he once insisted on
prudence.
at was the Christmas season. and
he said that we might learn lesson
from little girl who was naughty in
the early part of December.
Dear me- her mother said. II
you're going to be naughty I'm very
much afraid Santa Claus won't bring
you any presents
"The little girl frowned.
well. she whispered you needn't
say 1t so near the chimney
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDED
Wonderful Highland Dialect Respon-
sible for Wrong Impression
Given Divine.

Andrew Carnegie. at a dinner in
New York, talked about the Scotch
dialect.
It's hard lingo to understand" he
said. 1T often causes awkward mis-
takes.
Once an American divine spent
Christmas in a Highland inn. On
Christmas morning he gave the maid
a tip of a sovereign, and he said, look
ing earnestly at her-for she was a
pretty maid
- Do you know. Kathleen, you are a
very good-looking lassie?'
"Of course Kathleen was pleased,
but, being. modest, she blushed like a
rose and answered:
All, nal All. ma; But my kissin,
sir, is beautiful
"The divine frowned.
Leave the room, you wicked
young baggage!' he said sternly.
He didn't know, you see, that mod
est Kathleen had been simply praising
in her Highland dialect, the superior
charms of her cousin Janet of Pee
bles"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
The Shadow of Science.

1t is hard to believe that a shadow
is probably the origin of all astronom-
ical, geometrical and geographical
science. The first man who fixed his
STAFF perpendicularly IN the ground
and measured its shadow was the
earliest computer Of time. and the
Arab of today who plants his spear in
the sand and marks where the shadow
falls is his direct descendant. It is
from the shadow of a gnomon that
the early Egyptians told the length
of the year. II is from the shadow of
a gnomon that the inhabitants Of Up
per Egypt still measure the hours of
work for a water wheel. In this case
the gnomon is a lhurra stalk support
ed on forked uprights and points north
and south. East and west are pegs
in the ground, evenly marking the
space Of earth between sunrise and
sunset. In a land of constant sun
shine a shadow was the primitive
chronometer. It was also the prim-
tive foot rule.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
FASHIONS FOR LITTLE ONES
In Profusion Of Raiment the Rising
Generation is Not Far Behind
Its Elders.

Nowadays they cater Just as much
to the children in the matter Of dress
as they do to the grown-ups, and a
glimpse into the children's department
Of our stores today would open the
eyes OF the most incredulous.
Here will be found in the greatest
profusion raiment for all ages and
sizes. from the tiniest tot Just walk
ing to the young lady about to make
her bow to society, who realizes, how
ever, that as yet there is distinct
line drawn between her gowns and
those of her mother or elder sister.
There is a charming litter of bas-
kets on this seasons dressing table
for holding everything that girl uses
In making her toilette. from hatpins
and pincushions to hair ribbons.
A general but not exact uniformity
in shape is preserved In the many
sizes of baskets used in a girls room,
and a general style of decoration is
carried out in colors that must match.
Baskets for the dressing table are cho-
sen with relation to their uses and
supplemented with fat desk baskets
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

In the jaunty little helmet hat with
visor trent Brought forth in Paris
and transplanted to New York, it is
shown in the smartest of Fifth avenue
shops. Worn at just little argyle one
can see how widely It differs from the
demure bonnet-like shapes.
II is a simple looking piece of mill
linery, but will bear studying. The
frame is covered with white satin and
faced with black velvet. Piping cord
finishes the brim edge and the velvet
collar and fat bow at the front. This
particular model is one of those bid
ding for favor and is radical new de-
parture. Whether "she will or she
won't" is the all important question.
My lady of fashion is ready for
changes, but Just what will please her
restless fancy remains to be found
out Small, flexible hats are the most
promising for street wear. They are
commendable from the standpoint Of
comfort, but their correct adjustment
viii take care on the part of the wear
ers and tendency to lose their orig
inal lines viii have to be combatted.
In felts and velvets, as In furs, the
soft hats have body enough to remain
shapely. They are without doubt the
most successful of new things placed
before the public.
JULIA BoTToMLEY.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

uE ILLINERY modes have run to the
Vn new and strange lately and the
question of what next" is asked
with an anxious tone by those who
must suit the caprice of fashion or
lose in the business race. Just what
next no one up to this writing knows
exactly, but of one thing we are fair
ly sure, and that is, a continuing vogue
OF small hats. We have come about as
close to the bonnet as we are likely to
get and we will depart therefrom,
when spring comes. But the small hat
Is here and will be here; for which all
those who travel In street cars and
ride In elevators or walk upon wind
swept streets. are duly thankful.
Two types, as unlike as possible. are
shown here. One is Of the present
mode, fitting like a bonnet and
trimmed at the back with a big rosette
Of ribbon. This is an old development
Of the bonnet-turban style which is
dear to the winter girl in many vary
Ing FORMS This is a double coronet
brim, a development of the turban, on
lines familiar. in every community
from one ocean to the other. The
double coronet is by way of variety
and the draping is very cleverly ar
ranged by means Of this peculiar
frame
A precursor of new ideas is shown
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
SKIN TORTURED BABIES
SLEEP AND MOTHERS REST

A warm bath with Cuticura Soap,
followed by a gentle amounting with
Cuticura ointment, is generally sum-
Client to afford immediate comfort in
the most distressing forms of itching,
burning and scaly eczemas, rashes. ir-
ritations and iniammations Of In
fants and children, permit sleep for
child and rest for parent, and point to
permanent relief, when other methods
fail. Peace falls upon distracted
households when these pure. sweet
and gentle emollients enter No other
treatment costs SO little and does so
much for skin sufferers, from infancy
to age. Send to Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp, Boston, for free 32-page book on
the care and treatment of skin and
scalp troubles.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
WRAPS FOR EVENING WEAR
Some strlkingly New Ideas Are Among
the Seasons Offerings In These
Modes.

The lines are straight. loose and
long.
Sleeves are ample and are of the
kimono type. There is no seam at the
armhole, although few have the ma
terial joined at the top line of the
shoulder, extending down into the
sleeve portion. This is for narrower
velvets, satins, etc.
Huge revers are quite evident. One
usually crosses over to the side and
fastens under jeweled buttons or cord
ed ornaments.
Sailor collars, straight or with
modified lines are chic on evening
wraps. The collars may be OF lace,
fur or embroidered net.
Tassels of silk, gilt or silver are
used to weight reyers and collars
With them cords to match are excel
lent for outlining edges.
Velour, brocaded velvets and satins
and silk tapestry effects are the fab
rics most used.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

The newest designs in china reveal
lavish use Of gold. not only In the
border Of the dishes, but in large
floral and conventional designs. and
sometimes combined with the flowers
in colors. that may decorate a dish.
The patterns for the most part are
simple but striking. Among the de
signs carried out solely In the gold
the Oriental, the Greek and the Byzan.
tine effects prodominate.
The Powered china shows the grace.
full garland decoration of a happy use
Of trailing vines. with a heavy border
effect IN shape, the fiuted design
the fittings are widely separated-is
being greatly used.
A new ware has appeared which
viii no doubt be very popular In the
odd pieces, such as sugar and dreamer.
chocolate set or odd plates.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
A Brine Cause Of m Health,

A famous physician on being asked
recently what is the chief cause of i'll
health, replied: Thinking and talk
ing about it all the time. This sense
less introspection in which so many
of the rising generation Of the nerv-
Gus folk indulge is certainly wearing
them out When they are not worry.
ing as to whether they sleep too much
or too little, they are fidgeting over
the amount of food they take or the
quantity of exercise necessary for
health. In short, they never give
themselves a moments peace"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
A Sons Commitment

His incessant work, his avoidance
of all rest and recreation and his rig.
orous self-denial made Joseph Pulit,
ger, In his days in harness, the de
spair of his family.
In this connection a pretty story is
told about the famous journalists son
Ralph. Mr.. Pulitzer had refused to
take a holiday, and Mrs. Pulitzer ex-
claimed:
did you ever know your father to
do anything because 1t was pleasant
Yes, once-when he married you,
the young man gracefully replied.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

Every wrap has a lovely lining.
Useful, too. must this be. Large pock.
cts for coin purses and handkerchiefs,
and buttoned securely over the open.
ings, are the main features. These are
shirred or plated to relieve strain.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

A pointless hatpin with Interchange
able heads has become popular in
Paris. Having no point to protrude
beyond the side Of the hat, 1t is obvious
that the pin win not endanger the
eyes Of other people. Each hatpin is
in reality two pins with one head, the
pin part sliding through a star-like fix
ture permanently attached to the hat.
Heads of various designs are provided
with each pin.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

am of the opinion that the most
honorable calling Is to serve the pub
lie, and to be useful to many.-Mon-
taigne.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

The danger from slight cuts or wounds
is always blood poisoning. The immedi-
ate application Of Hamlins Wizard Oil
makes blood poisoning impossible.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
Segregated, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

that contain materials for correspond
ence and with baskets for sewing and
for holding wells. hosiery. collars and
neckties.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

PettIt's Eye saIvs For Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and inhamed
eyes, removes film or scuel over the eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo, NY.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
Important to Motners
Terrified Herr.

Did You have any narrow escapes
in the surf last summer"
YES" replied the life-saver. "One
lady whom rescued was so grateful
that she nearly married me-"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

Heavy words in meeting win not
make up for short weight In market
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

He is a dangerous man who spends
much time drawing fine lines between
shrewdness and sin.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

Every thread of gold is valuable,
and so is every moment Of time
Mason.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist Will refund money az PAz0 ONT
NENT fails 70 cure any case OF ncning. Bhno
Bleeding OF Protrudins Pile1 IN 70 = days DC
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

The best way to lift men is to meet
them on the level.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

misunderstanding is a jewell
Bccker-Pity nobody smuggles It
In.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

ONLY ONE "BROMO 0UININE.y
That IL LAXATIVE BROMO QUiNINE. Look FOR
the signature Of =. W. GROVE. Used the World
over 70 Curen Cold In One Day sc.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

The greatest glory of free-born
people is to transfer that freedom to
their children.-Harvard.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
Take the Old STANDARD GRovEs TAsTELssS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taxing
showing it u simply Q1inine aud Iron In q = sts-
less form. The Quinine drives out TIE malaria
and the Iron Guilds up the system Sold By al
dealers for 30 years. Prizes 50 cents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

SANDER soon dies II you take 1t out
Of circulation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

Mrs. Winzlow's Soothing Syrup.
Forchildren tsething softens the gums reduces In
pain cures wind collie 80 bottle
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03
P0lNTLEss HATPINs.

Fig. l. Structure Of the New Hatpin-
Fig. 2 The Holder-F1s. g. Manner Of Ar
ranging in Hat.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-02-03

An implanted duty done is better
than a planned duty undone.-Baker.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18

Hot house lettuce, fresh every day
at Sbuman's Flower Shop, 315 West
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18

Hanging is too good for painting
that is badly executed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18
Will PRESIDENT
TAFT VETO RECALL
ARIZONA'S NEW CONSTITUTION
PUTS THE ISSUE UP TO THE
PRESIDENT.

Washington, Jan. 17.-President
Taft soon will be face to face with the
embarrassing necessity of approving
or rejecting the initiative, referendum
and recall. All these advanced feat
ures of government are Incorporated
in the constitution for Arizona, and
the law requires that that document
must be approved by the president
and congress before the territory may
become a state.
Only a few years ago the initiative
and referendum, as advocated by
William ]. Bryan, were considered
wildcat schemes of government, close
ly bordering on socialism, Especially
were these features Objectionable to
the east. Since then conditions have
changed. The initiative, referendum
and recall now are established insti-
tutions in several states. The cam
paign for its extension has made won
derful progress. 1t has not penetrated
the east to any extent, but no doubt
advocates will soon appear in that
section urging its advantages.
1t was only three years ago that
Colonel Roosevelt was violently hos
tile to these radical features of gov
enment. They were incorporated in
the Oklahoma constitution and Pres
ident Roosevelt fumed and stormed
at a great rate over it. AS aresult
of that incident it was provided in
the statehood act for Arizona and
New Mexico that they should not be
admitted to statehood until the presi-
dent and congress had approved their
constitutions.
The Arizona recall provision is es-
pecially sweeping, in that it applies
to Judges. President Taft is said to
be unalterably opposed to this. He
might be induced to accept the initi'
ative and referendum, but it is as
serted by republican senators that he
will stand in the way of statehood
for Arizona if it is proposed to have
judges subject to recall.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18
LITTLE GIRL POTEET.
A Pretty Story Which Could be EN-.
ulated in Oklahoma.

San Antonio, Texas. Jan. 1S.-A
very pretty story is connected Win
the rapid development now going
on at Poteet. thirty miles south
of this city. Previous to three years
ago this was a ranch section of the
state with a small portion devoted
to cotton raising by dry farming
processes. No one had dreamed of
the great possibilities of the soil
and every one had settled down to
the belief that it was only fit
FOR pasture land and not very
strong for that purpose One spring
morning a little girl said with child
ish enthusiasm. addressing her faith
er IF you will give ME little
garden and let me take waten
enough from the well to sprinkle
it, / will raise all the vegetables
We can use" The father set aside
a small tract for the child and
the result was that the little girl
made good on her promise. The
land proved exceedingly productive.
This awakened the residents TO the
fact that they had as fertile land
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18
TEXAS TRAGEDY
WOMAN KILLED

Victoria, Tex, Jan. 11.-Jennie Will
liams, aged about 32 years, was shot
and killed in the eastern part of
town, just across from the Sunset pas
senger depot, shortly after midnight.
A 32-calibre pistol was used and
one shot was fired. The bullet struck
her in the life side of the neck and
and severed her jugular vein.
Two women have been arrested and
are jointly charged with the killing.
>o-o-o-o-o-o-~o-~-~-o-~-o-~ -~-o-~o~-o-o-~-o-o~~~-N-0
Water to irrigate it was the prob
lem. Some of the more venturesome
tried the experiment of sinking a
well, in hope of finding a supply.
Their fondest hopes were more than
realized when at 500 feet they
struck a gusher, the water from
acres. Other wells were sunk, lands
cleared and other farming deyel-
opments begun in earnest. Today a
wide area is under cultivation, many
handsome homes have been erected
and other evidences are present in
dicating prosperous conditions. Now,
when people speak of Poteet, they
refer to it as that part of Texas
which was discovered by little
girl
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18
OPPOSED TO HARMON
IS SENATOR OWEN
IN STRONG WORDS BEFORE
STATE LEGISLATURE SENATOR
OWEN TALKS.

Oklahoma City, Okla, Jan H.
Senator owen spoke to the legisla-
ture for an hour this afternoon,
dwelling upon the subject of cleo
tions. He repeated the statement
that he believed JudsOn Harmon OF
Ohio unfit for the position of pres
ident which met with applause,
as did his references to Adams
county, Ohio, being substantially
that given in his interview last
night
In advocating the nomination of
the president by popular vote un-
der a pan similar to that in use
in Oregon, Senator owen declared
that this would make it impossible
for Wall street to name the presi-
dent of the United States.
Il believe said the senator
thai Wall street has named every
president since the civil war. with
the exception Of one or two
Senator owen paid his respects
to Senator Lorimer by reviewing
his fight to have Lorimer ousted
from the senate
You can not expect to control
corruption by government if you
allow government to be controlled
by corruption said the speaker,
1T is a bad thing in this coun-
try when we have not thorough
corrupt practice act making it impos-
sible for a senator to buy a seat
in the United States senate" Sena-
Tor Owen stated that the present
rule i'm the senate is that it must
be proven that the senator partlci-
plted in the corrupt practices or
there must have been a sufficient
number of corrupt votes to change
the result.
Il took the position" continued
Senator Owen, that if there was
any corrupt practice in connection
with his election. the election is
void and his seat vacant and had
never been filled"
Senator owen asked the Oklaho-
ma legislature to adopt a corrup,
practice act similar to that in force
in England, which should apply
to ali officers from United States
senator down to constable, that
would declare his office vacant
when his election was accompanied
| by corrupt practices, whether he
tuted by absolutely pure election
law, the senator declared, would
place Oklahoma far in the lead of
other states and would eliminate the
power of money in government
Senator owen declared that mo
| party can run with the hare and
stay with the hounds and then.
| by inference, he took slap at
Roosevelt when he said there is
Only one great uldH Ill America VINO
has tried to put one arm around
Henry Cabot Lodge and the other
about Ben Lindsey of Denver"
Senator owen laid great emphasis
on the initiative and referendum
and the direct primary agencies
for better popular government, and
stated that there are but few states
west of the Mississippi river that
have not adopted these principles.
He referred to Senator La Toilette
OF Wisconsin as the senator who is
called by courtesy a republican. and
called attention to his reelection
by 100000 majority through his ad-
vocacy of these principles.
Senator owen paid high compli-
ment to Governor Cruce and predict
ed that his administration will be
one of which the peop,e will be
proud
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18

Remember the Honey Bee Flour
and Chase & Sanborn's coffee, the
only coffee that always gives sat
isfaction. Felker, the grocer, sole
agent for both. 12tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18
Automobile for Sale or Exchange.

Cadillac Automobile, practically
new, will sell at reduced price on
easy terms, or exchange for real
estate. Ardmore Auto Company, 2O7
West Main Street, or Mullen &
Mullen office. 15tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-01-18
Any New Methods.

Amt it strange, tn way Kell,
beats his wife,
Il dunno. How does he do it?"-
Cleveland Leader.