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The Washington times., 1911-10-07
DEATHS

DONNELLY-On Friday. October g.. 1911.
MRS ANNIE DONNELLY, widow Of the
late Peter DonneIly
Funeral from her late residence Ii03 East
Sapitoi street, On Monday, October ., at 0
O'Clock a. m. Requiem mass at the Church
0i tne Holy Comforter. Fourteenth and
ohvet Cemetery. Kindly omit flowers
MccLENAHAN-on Friday. October 8. 1911.
az $40 p m, MINNIE ROTHROCK, wife
OF DR.. James T. McCIenahan
Funeral from Wright's chapel, 1877 Tenth
street northwest, on Monday October o. al
p. m. Interment private
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aEARoARD AIR LINE nv.

io:o0 ~ AZ. dailY-''SeaDoard Fast Man.
Through coaches and Fv1man sleepers n
Say annah and Jacksonville. Farlor car Jlek.
sonville TO Tampa Through sleeper u A.
Ianta- Dining car.
49,, d. Al. daiiy-''Florfda-Cuba Special
Pullman steel electric lighted sleepers n
Savannah, Jacksonville, Tampa, st. Aagus-
tine and Knights Key (for Hayanal. Through
coaches To jacksonville.
s:l5 D. m. daily-'Atlanta-Birmlng sps-
eial" Through Pullman steel electric-iighIel
sieepers and observation car 20 Atlanta
BirIningham and Aemphls. Through cvschsS
le Birmingham. Dining car.
Ticket Office. NlS y. Y. ave. n. ".
E. A. HARDWOOD, c. 7. A.
@. z PHILLIPS, D. p. A.
e 2. RYAN. @. p. ~. Portsmsuth. VI
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CHEVY CHASE
is FOR HOMES

The home-builder will find there
more inducement than can be offered
by any other suburban section. The
name OF Chevy Chase is a synonym
for the best suburban development
lots range in price from 12c to Soc
per square foot.
Branch Office in Chevy Chase
Heights open every day.
THOMAS J. FISHER CO., Inc,
73S 18th ST. n. W. -
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Marriage Licensea
WHITE.


William NJ. Simpkins and Clara May
Ruby, both of Washington.
Frank Bishop, OF Orange. Va, and
Jessie Jones, of Madison county, Va.
John L. Sullivan and Bertha A. Wall,
both Of Washington.
Charles w. Miller and Edna L. Sim
mons, both of Markburg, Md.
Henry F. Rees and Margaret E. Bow
ers, both of Washington.
John w. Woods and Susie Stevens,
both of Washington.
Guy r. Ashley and Grace T. Mackim-
mle. both of Norfolk, Va.
Theodore d. Addison and Carrie Brad-
field. both Of Washington.
Albert B. Suit. Of Annapolis. and Edith
7. Howes. Of Washington.
F. Raymond Zimmerman, Of Washing
ton. and Harriet /. Lum, of Hagers-
tOwa. Nd.
Otto E. ThiIow. of Keenc, Va. AMI
Hnlda Y. Richter of Washington.
Henry Thacher, of New York, and
Ethel Anderson. Of Washington.
COLORED.
Joseph R. Newman and Annie johnson,
both Of AccoKeek. Nd.
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SHOW THIS AID.
FOR RENT OR SALE

FOR RENT OR SALE
t-room house in row, almost Immediately
at Station. l car fare. just In Md. line;
SIS cash and SO a month. These houses
are plain. bun very comfortable homes
for poor people. They are papered, have
gas and gas stoves, cement sidewalk,
and will make very comfortable winter
quarters for people looking for a home
and who haven't fancy notions Also
two 4-room bungalows large lots
very handsome shade about 81 to
blocks from the station; will sell for
50 cash and $12.5O a month. These
houses when finished. will be particu-
larly attractive to persons wanting q
garden and a place to raise chickens,
or pretty, small home with shade and
have the advantage of one car fare and
low taxes. J. c. ROGERS. Owner, Mt.
Rainier, Md.
SHOW THIS AID
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SHOW THIS AID.

II LOTS AND GROOM HOUSE
On line of new electric railroad, East Hy-
attsville. Md. and also only Il minutes
walk from present City and Suburban
r. R., with Communication rates, $3.50
a month. This place has IL lots mag
nificent shade, some fruit, chicken house
and runs; altogether a very beautiful
country home. sl0O cash, SIS a month.
Also, in same locality, but nearer Hy-
attsville, very pretty, new, 4-room bum
galow, with large porch and very large
lot, completely fenced; SIS cash and
$3.50 a month. J. c. ROGERS. Owner,
Mt. Rainier. Nd.
SHOW THIS AID, l.
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RAILROADS
BALTIMORE g. OHIO R. R.

BALTIMORE & OHIO R. R
LEAVE UNION STATION.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
Every other Hour on the odd Hour
NEW YORK TERMINAL. LIBERTY 81.
AND W. 23D STREET.
1900. ts:0O (Royal Special. hours). ts:N
Royai RSyai Li@ited eT hours. 500 .s:SS 'iOe 3
and .12:l5 night, "2:52 am. Diners and Parlof
Cars on day trains. sleepers on l2:l5 night
Phiiadeiphia and Atlantic City. ts:oa .s:N
W r. m, 1:0O. 1900, 1880 p. m.
EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR"
.2:sa f5:oO, fS:sO 1900 '7:2O $500 's:sa. .s:pA
$50. 1000, '1:0O q m... '1I:OO noon, t1s:sS
@ s5 s0G :s:;S asGS e Oj ts9G sisS t.:ss
ts:oU .lV:Oo. '1O:4o. '1i:So. 'i2:l5 ". T.
'' WESTWARD
eeIHHiS4Sif eHicASS3i ri:iO sf 4 M Iouis as s5S s5s 6r
VILE, .9:tO a. m. '4:lo D. m. 'l2:l0 nixhr
PfTTSBURG, 1910 a. IN. 'l:25. '9:I5 D. n
sl2:I0 night; sleeper ready. 10 .. m
CLEVELAND. 's:iO p. M; Columbus. 'S;a
WHEELING. 's:1o a. m. $3.50 D. m.
Schedules of local trains at ticket offices
Teienhoues at following Ticket Offices: Ia.
G St N. W., Main 1881: sls Pennsylvanis
ave. Main a7s: Union Station. Main Sasa
CHEsAPEAkE & OHIO LINES.
Published as Information. not guaranteed.
400 D. m. daily-C. & o. SPECIAL. Solid
20 Louisville. CINCINNATI indianapolis. 81
III D. m. daiiy-F. ,. v. LIMITED. %
the West. Southwest, and Northwest. Pull
man sleepers to Virginia Hot Springs. Cincin-
natl. and Louisville. Cincinnati sleeper open
Tor occupancy 10 p. m. c. q o. Dining Car
Ticket Offices 51s Pa ave-, 1880 at, ana
Union Station. Phona Main loe& z2os and Tssa
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SMALL CASH PAYMENT

md 20 A MONTH.
Will buy beautiful. new. s-room house
Just in Maryland line on 3lst st.. III
blocks from Rhode IslA Id ave. y. L,
] car fare, low taxes. no unreasonable
restrictions. high and healthy locality,
large lot. house beautifully papered and
fitted with gas range. furnace heat,
cellar, gas and gas fixtures, and, alto
gether. a beautiful home. Price, 81 $50.
Also very handsome S-room house, all
modern improvements, gas and cleo
tricity. on Newton ST.. l block from
X. l. ave, ] car fare, etc; 500 cash,
SIS q month, or SIS a month straight.
Also very handsome S-room brick house.
large lot. so II. front. all modern i'm
provements. on Newton st, just in
Maryland line. l block OF X. ]. ave;
small cash and monthly payments. Or
will rent any OF these houses to first
class tenant. J. c. ROGERS. Owner.
Mt Rainier. Md. 34th and n. l. ave.
u
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FOR SALE
BY R. h. SCROGGINS.

Clarendon, Va. All kinds OF suburban
property in Virginia Free access 10 WASH
ington, d. c. Electric cars through prop
erty. Lots and hou5es OF all kinds on
monthly payments. Houses built % order
in Moores Addition and ScrogSins' AdGI-
tion to Clarendon. Va. Phone or write; will
come to see you. r. H. SCROGGINS, CIar-
endon. Va. Telephone Ross. I5S-C l.
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FOR SALE OK EXCHi.NGE

dwelling or 2-family fiat, exceptional dwell
ing, 10 rooms and bath: built by days Ia
Dor for a home: fine condition: Very desira Bile
residence section y. W., near center city.
L c. WOOD. 4os 9th st. N. w. 10
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FOR RENT-One or five stalls In private
stable near o st. market; modern improve
ments. See MYERS & BOOTH CO.. 7S2 10th
n. w. l.
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FOR RENT-STORES

1924 7TH ST. N. w.
Large store; rooms and bath; cellar. $50 so
CLIFFORD A. BORDEN CO.,
Phone M. 2242. 604 5th st. N. w.
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FOR RENT-very attractive store room IN
desirable business location, Mt. Pleasant:
will give term lease with privilege Of buy
ing Apply OWNER, III 10th n. W. IL
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BICYCLE REPAIRING

BICYCLE REPAIRING.
Hayoline Auto Cylinder Oil and Motor Grease
NORRIS BICYCLE CO.. 424 1eth n. W.
l.
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COLORED.
DeathA

Joseph r. Newman and Annie johnson
both Of AccoKeek. Nd.
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FOR RENT-H0USES
Unfurnished.

HARRY e. GLADMAN,
Phone Lincoln 346 So6 Penna. Ave- 8. E.
SOITTHEAST
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FOR RENT-STABLES

RENT STORES
G ST. near 9Th, marble floors. .$S5. 90
Small one on 9Th, next to corner l5.O0
Also business rooms I'd fioor......$S and 10. 90
235 John Marshall place, store........... Is. 90
1913 U ST., store. living rooms. 40 90
lS45 18th ST., store .....................5 so. 90
Seven living rooms above ................y 30. 90
KARRlCh d METCALF, 1870 n. Y. ave.
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WANTED-REAL ESTATE

ACREAGE wANTED-suburban operator
wants to buy tract, 10 to 100 acres, for
subdivision; District property preferred.
BOX 325. Times Office. l.
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FIVE-PAssENGER automobile; new tires;
hne order: cheap IL taken Immediately.
HELLMAN. 1729 U. Phone North 1859 l.
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LOVELY country home Of about acres
subdivided, right on trolley line, beautiful
house, large outbuildings; house contains 3
rooms, large attic, and cellar under entire
house, furnace heat, hot and cold water
bath. ETC.; large orchard and all kinds of
small fruit: high elevation, price, S4.5OO
MARION. DUCKETT & SON.
6ll F st N w
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MUST END WORK
By JANUARY 6
SENATE PASSES RESOLUTION
LIMITING LIFE OF MONETARY
COMMISSION HOUSE WILL
FAVOR IT.

Washington, Aug. 14-The nat
ional nonetery commission which Is
headed by Former Senator Aldrick
must wind up its business by Janu-
AIRY if the house takes favorable ac-
ton on the measure adopted by the
senate today limiting the commits
sions life to that date.
Today's action followed storm of
criticism that recently has broken in
the senate over the commissions de-
lay in making a report of its alleged
extravaganza. The senate passed a
for the Cummins' resolu-
ton, which would terminate the COM
missions life September 5th.
The monetary commission thus far
has encountered little trouble in the
house but it is anticipated the sem
ate resolution will be called up for
action in the house before adjourn
ment. Members of the commission
who also are members of the house
will probably offer little oppo-
sition to the resolution.
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GERMANY READY
TO ARB|TRAIE
COUNT BERNST0FF SAYS
AGREEMENTS WITH FRANCE
AND ENGLAND ARE ALL
RIGHT WITH NO CHANGES.

Washington, Aug LITTLE re
ply Of Germany to the proposition
for general arbitration treaty with
the United States state department
by Count Won Bernstein, the Ger
man ambassador, is said to be fav-
orable to the principles laid down
by Secretary Of State Knox and to
presage the negotiation of the
treaty with Germany similar to
those pending in congress with
Great Britain and France, providing
the United States senate does not
drastically amend those agreements.
Count Won Bernstein returned 70
Washington today from Manchester,
Mass, the summer home of the Ger
man embassy for the purpose of con-
veying his governments answer. He
Will confer with Secretary Knox to-
morrow. All previous efforts to
negotiate an arbitration treaty with
Germany have failed because of the
necessity to refer the question of
arbitration to the senate In each
cage Of controversy.
IL a4 Y Ui
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CAIRO AUTO CLUB PROTESTS
AGAINST DISTURBING GRADE
OF COUNTY ROAD.
Big Four and Illinois Central Made
Cavities in Crossing to Reach
Sears-R oebuck Co.'S Plant.

The Cairo Auto club, which Is
giving special attention to the con-
ditiou of roadways in and about the
city, has lodged complaint before
the Board of County Commissioners
because of a depression in the coun-
ty road made by the Big Four and
Illinois Central companies, in cross
ing the road to reach the Sears Roe
buck plant. In both cases the road
has been depressed at the point of
crossing, not much by the Illinois
Central, but in the case of the Big
Four the depression is said to be
nearly three feet, causing a consid-
cradle cavity.
One condition upon which the
railroads will give permission to
cross the road was that the surface
or grade of the road should not be
changed The Board will notify
the railroad people that they must
change their crossings so as to re-
store the grade as they originally
found it. er
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PROUD OF ITS RECORD
Typographical Union Officer De.
clares 1t Assisted Los Angeles
Times-Against Law.
lessness.

San Francisco. Calf, Ag. IA
When asked for statement here
today as to his attitude on the Los
Angeles Times dynamiting case
President James Lynch OF the Inter-
national Typographical union which
began its fifty-seventh annual ses-
sion today said he had nothing to
add to the statement given to the
Associated Press on the Saturday
following the explosion The state
ment was in part as follows;
THE International Typographi-
cal union is not law breaking,
dynamiting institution, its record of
more than sixty years experience is
an honorable one and entirely free
from resort to violence at any time.
1t has won it's case end reached Its
present position of strength solely
through the justice of its convic-
tions.
"Our position is best illustrated
by the fact that after the Times
plant was wrecked the paper was
published from the office of the Los
Angeles Herald, union office. and
our members in the Herald office
undoubtedly assisted the Times in
its emergency and did so willingly
and gladly"
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COMPLAINT F|LEDDG0 FOR PEACE
DECLARES RELATIONS BETWEEN
AMERICA AND JAPAN MUST
BE FRIENDLY.
0utburst OF Applause Greeted Trans
lation OF His Words At New
York Dinner--Japan-
csc Present.

New York, Aug. 1.-THE relation
ship between the United States and
Japan must ever ba one of peace and
nesghborly good will
Admiral Togo speaking In his ma
tive tongue uttered that sentiment
today at the luncheon given jointly
by the Japanese society and the
Peace Society of New York, only the
Japanese present understood and ap-
plahded vigorously. But when the
admiral's side aide related the words
in English an outburst of applause
arose simultaneously from the hun
dred of guests present.
1t was the first expression by the
great lighting man of the east on the
subject OF international relation
ship. ..r
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NO ARRESTS MADE
CITY, COUNTY AND STATE
AUTHORITIES PROBING
C0ATESvILLE LYNCH
ING.
District Attorney Possess List Of
Thirty Men Said To Be Leaders
OF Affair Leading Men
In It

Coatesville, Pa, Aug. 14-No ar
rests have yet been made in con-
nection it'll the lynching of Zack
Walker who last night was dragged
on bed from hospital to be burned
alive on the outskirts of town. The
authorities of Chester county, it is
said possess list of about thirty
men who are alleged to have been
ring leaders of the mob.
Warrants, If any are issued, will
not be sworn out until the investi-
cation is completed. City, county
and state officials are uniting In eff
orts to bring the mob leaders to JUS
tice but 1t is alleged that some of the
leading citizens of the town are in
volyed and the arrests will not be
hastily made.
Although the burgess of Coates
Vile reported that he would be able
to handle the situation without as
sistance. Sheriff Colder has asked
Gov. Tener to send squad of state
troops here.
The district attorney refused to
dlvulge the names If any were fur
nished him, of those who were ac-
tive in the lyuching. Everything is
quiet tonight.
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She Got the Soul.

There was bashful young man who
was invited to dinner party and was
paired with the prettiest woman in the
room. His seat at the table was in
front of the roast fowl, which he was
to carve. And there was also fried
sole In front of him. And he had new
err done lick OF carving in his life, for
he was a bachelor
But he made the best of the situation
by asking the lady at his side what
she would have
"a little of the SOLE" she replied.
He began to cut OF a slice OF the
chickens breast
"No, no-the SOLE" she whispered.
Now, where was, the soul of hem
He thought for minute, and then at
tackled the wing.
THE sole, the solev' cried the lady
He looked for the feet, but no solee
were left, so he tried a drumstick But
she still shook her head and said, mo
! only want piece Of the SOLE
Then did this young man arise in his
wrath. stick fork through the fowl
and put 1t all on the woman's plate.
take It," he shouted-''take 1t, body
soul and alIr'
Then he helped himself to the fish,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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THE PREssMEN's HOME.
hstrsat Esrs Disabled I'D Aged Work.
ers Dedicated.

The international Printing Press
men and Assistants. union held It's
twenty.third annual convention In the
auditorium OF the technical school and
administration building ON the Unions
properties at Hale Springs, near Ros.
ersvilie. Tenn.
The dedication ceremonies were held
on the opening day Of the convention.
and all the speakers were generous In
their praise OF the doubly worthy and
noble purposes of the unions new in
stitutions. When fully completed
these will include three separate main
buildings--a home for superannuated
members, u snnitarium and II technical
school and administration building.
The first and last named Of these
buildings are completed. The plans
for the sanitarium have been accepted,
but construction work has not yet been
begun.
The completed new buildings rs well
as I'll the smaller auxiliary buildings
which were on the property when II
was acquired by the nR'ou ARE OF
frame construction, the lumber coming
from the hillsides on this property md
was cut on the ground.
The home for the supcrannuated is
a typical summer hotel building. with
all necessary appointments and loJ
rooms. There are spacious accummo.
dations here for library. 4 substan-
tial,nucleus for which has already been
provided by; James T.. Rssan, lead
Ing Chicago employing printer, who
vas In his earlier connection With the
trade a pressman and still cherishes
the associations Of that time. J,
In the administration portion Of the
technical school building arc housed
on the main door the Offices Of the
president md secretary treasurer os
the international union II Is purposed
that the American Pressmnn. the Off
cial journal of the nuinn.s will also be
established here after next September.
The auditorium occupies the space on
the second floor above the offices and
Will seat about 800 persons. So.
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+. TEACHING UNIoNlsH.
Women's Trade Union Leagu. Adopts
Nav Mothods.

A novel method Of srrca ling the Fos-
pei Of unlonism among Chicngos for
eign population has been adonted by
The women trnde iunionfsts, Lessons
In English are being given foreign
WORKING girls. but the old primer has
been discarded and n new one substi-
tuted by the Women's Trade Union
league
The, time honcred cat which has
done service in connecting Ideas with
objects. has been discarded and the
union" substituted. In getting her
FIRST lesson In reading the pupil no
longer reads Il zee the cat" Instead
she reads IL am union girl" The
lesson proceeds: ~ start work Mt s
o'clock in the morning. QUIT at 8
o'clock In the afternoon"
In another lesson the condition OF
the nonuhion girl is contrnsted with
the union girl. II reads: II am not
a union girl. begin work at Z o'clock
In the morning and ! work until 0
o'clock In the evening. get "a
week"
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HUMOR OF The DAY
A Provoking Mistake.

A Chicago man who started out on,
day recently to attend wedding wen'
astray and got into a house where o
funeral was being held He was d III
tie late and was conducted through Q
rather dark hall inpo back paflor
where he found vacant chair. Tn.
fortunately 1t was impossible to SET
from where ne sat just what was go
Ing on In the front room, where the
preacher and corpse were located. HI
was able, however, to hear distinctly
The preacher was in the middle Of hif
discourse.
1T is true" he was saying, "that this
is a most solemn occasion, but let us
try to look upon the more hopeful side,
1t may all be for the best. Who among
us can tell? Let us remember that be.
hind the darkest cloud the sun still
shines. 1t is our duty to try to believe
that our friend has entered into hap.
pier state. 1t is true that he will min.
gle with us no more; we shall NOT
again be cheered by his bright smile.
All that once seemed SO dear to him he
has had to resign; he has met the com.
mon fate, but 1t is not for US to decide
that this is to be the end Of all fol-
him."
Unable to restrain himself any
longer, the man who had wandered
into the wrong house leaned over to.
ward one of the former friends Of the
deceased and said;
Say, II were the brides father I'd
lick that fellow" = Chicago Record
Herald.
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In POLICE CIRCLES
INMATES OF THE DIs0RDERLY
HOUSE FINED YESTERDAY
IN CITY COURT.
Result of Two Raids Sunday Night
Driver Fined For Violating
Law By Holding Wrong
Side,

There was raid made Sunday
night on negro designation house
on Twenty-first street, north side,
between Sycamore and Poplar streets
The place had been annoying the
people of the neighborhood for some
time. The drag net brought In eight
negroes. made and female. They
were Hattie Groves, George Newsom,
Cora Johnson, James Taylor. Henry
Anderson, Spencer Adams, Ellis Hall
and Fannie Blanchard, Officers
Glade and Terry correlled the lot
and there was another record load in
patrol wagon. The conglomeration
was housed in Jail and are still there
with the exception of Fanny Blanch
ard. who secured bond. All were
fined $40 and costs each.
The Webster saloon, negro wine
room. inmates, captured by officers
were fined in the police court yester-
day SIS and costs each, which they
were unable to pay in cash and will
therefore board with jailer Lutz at
so much per. They were: Fera
Brassfield, Mary Mayer Bette Barley,
Broddis Maffee. John Vaughn. Jim
Fletcher and Charles Bidkin
An example was made of William
Harris, who persisted.in driving on
the wrong side of the street yester
day. He was arrested by officers
Jones; and Judge Collins fined him
So and costs because of his persis-
tence.
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BEATT|E IS INDICTED
Four Witnesses Appear for Begin.
ming of His Trial for Wife Muir.
der-Beattie Not Present.

Chesterfield, Court House, Va.
Aug. IA true bill. charging
murder in the first degree, was re-
turned by the grand jury of the
Chesterfield court today against
Henry Clay Beattie. Jr., of Rich
mond. He will be tried for his life
as the alleged murderer of his young
wife, the victim of the Midlothian
Turnpike tragedy of July IS.
The court room was packed when
Circuit Judge Watson took his seat
on the bench but there was not a
woman present.
Beulah Binford, the woman in the
case, sat in an adjoining room walt
ing to be called as a witness. Beat
tie was not brought here today but
remained in his cell In the Rich
mond jail.
Little time was consumed In the
selection of a jury and George E.
Robertson was chosen foreman. The
jury retired at 11:15 and four wit
nesses were called.
They were: Thomas E. Owen, I'M
Gle of the murdered woman; l.. l..
Scherer, detective. p. Pettigrew.
who saw the finding Of the gun with
which the crime is alleged to have
been committed and Or. J. G. Low
ing. county coroner, who conducted
the inquest. 80
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Ria striks May snread.

IT is very probable TINT the garment
workers strike In Cleveland may
spread TO Chicago and cause renewal
Of the big strike which tied up the
clothing industry thare during the win
ter. Cleveland manufacturers have
been shipping their goods to Chicago
factories and having them made up
into clothing there. This the union
men object to and declare that unless
the practice is stopped Immediately
they will call a strike in every Chicago
factory where such work IL being done.
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Amply Repaid.

There are stories which will stand
resuscitation, and there are stories
which will not. Personally | always
liked this one of Frank Fogarty's:
"a man was walking along the road
with dog and gun, and an automo-
bile came along and killed the dog
The owner of the automobile gave the
owner of the dog SIS for the loss Of the
dog and then asked:
"'Where were you going with the
dog and gum
"Down to the woods TO shoot the
dog the man answered."-San Fran
cisco Chronicle.