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The new era., 1911-07-27
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A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon. sd
jefferson Sts., Philadelphia. Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your commupi-
cation will be treated in strict confdenA
and your case will be diagnosed as caN-
fully as though you had personal i9u1r
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grippe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in q way that soon puts
these organs in healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really q sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness. indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
had my way I would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze tho bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are . tonic
to the stomach. liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
It; they enable the stomach to get all
the nouriahment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing IS pills.
25 cents. Munyon's Laboratory. SD b
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia.
The new era., 1911-07-27

July 22nd the Senate will vote on
the Canadian reciprocity bill On the
wool tariff revision bill July 9th. On
the free list bill August 1st. Congress,
sional reapportionment bill August
3rd. Statehood bill for Arizona and
New Mexico August 7th, and will ad.
journ, according to general under
standing, quickly thereafter.
The new era., 1911-07-27
Western Newspaper Union New. Service.
Coninx Event. 10 Colorado.

Aug. 7-s-state meeting of Red Men
Trinidad.
Aug. 7-11-National Convention Ameri-
can Poultry Observation-Disclosures.
Aug. 14-21.-Second Annual Show.
Colorado Electric Club, Denver.
Aug. 29.-k. of p. Grand Lodge En-
campment, Canon City.
Aug.-Thirty-second Triennial Conclave
Knights Templar-Denver.
Aug.-State Federation of Labor-Colo-
RADIO Springs.
Sept 1S-21-Annual meeting Masonic
Bodies of Colorado-Denver.
Sept. 21-22-Annual meeting order of
Eastern Star-Glenwood Springs.
The new era., 1911-07-27
Frog. Are Singing.

Keota.-For the first time in a year.
frogs are singing in this vicinity.
Lakes long dry, water holes and
bitches, are running full as a result of
heavy rains over eastern Weld county
the last few days.
The new era., 1911-07-27
5000 Car. Of cantaIoupes.

Delta-The Cantaloupe Growers AS
sociation reports about 100 acres in
cantaloupes and expect to handle 10.-
600 crates. The fruit crop is estimated
at 5000 cars.
The new era., 1911-07-27
GEN ERAL.

The first local case of woman being
arrested under the Iowa law, for de
serting her husband arose when Mrs
A. Sodorholm of Ottumwa. Ia, was
held by the Davenport police charged
with leaving her spouse.
The new era., 1911-07-27

Four of the buffaloes shipped to
Trinidad by Buffalo Jones, died at the
Colorado & Southern stockyards while
being held pending a controversy be-
tween Jones and the railroad officials
over the rate he was to pay for ship.
ming the animals,
The new era., 1911-07-27
Scales Loses Two Million.

New York.-Eugene G. Scales, a
year ago recognized as the brains of
the most powerful bull clique which
ever operated in the cotton pit. has
lost approximately $2.00O,OOO through
the unexpected collapse in 'futures,"
It has been said In cotton circles.
The new era., 1911-07-27
IoodS
SarsapariIIa

Acts directly and peculiarly
on the blood; purihes, enriches
and revitalizes it, and in this
way builds up the whole sys-
tenn. Take it. Get it today.
In usual liquid form or in chocolate
coated tablets called oars atabs.
The new era., 1911-07-27
FOREIGN.

AS result Of cholera at Naples, the
coastwide trade is greatly reduced and
hampered, and foreign shipping virtu-
ally at a standstill
The new era., 1911-07-27
Maine Out of Water,

misunderstanding water surround
ing the wreck of the Maine was prac.
tically completed when the water in
the cofferdam lowered eighteen feet.
The new era., 1911-07-27
Father Loses an Excuse.

Father Loses an Excuse.
Don't you regret seeing your chill
dren growing up to face tho RESPONSE
bilities of the worldi"
Yes" Mr. Bliggins said; 'it's lit
tie disappointing to find my boy so
big that he is no longer an excuse
for my going to the circus"
The new era., 1911-07-27
Prudential Reasons.

Prudential Reasons.
so you are going to send your
cook OF. But isn't her name Arabella
Gunn?"
What's that got to do with our
getting rid of her?"
But, my dear boy. isn't there an
ordinance against discharging A. Gum
within the city limits7"
The new era., 1911-07-27
Pandemonlum.

Pandemonlum.
Mature knew what she was doing
when she deprived fishes Of voice"
How do you make that out?"
What II a fish had to cackle over
every egeg 1t laid?"
The new era., 1911-07-27
COLORADO STATE NEWS

tive for the crime is not known. He
formerly conducted store at Aguilar
and only recently moved to his ranch.
The coroner was notified and an in
quest held.
The new era., 1911-07-27
MeNamara Trial Set.

Mcnamara and his brother. James,
has been set for October /, 1911.
The new era., 1911-07-27
Grandfathsr's Fault.

Grandfather's Fault.
Father-Why, when I was your age
didn't have as much money in .
month as you spend in a day.
Son-Well, pa, don't scold me about
It, Why don't you go for grand
her?-Silent Partner.
The new era., 1911-07-27
An Eight Years Walk.

An Eight Years Walk.
Hiram Davis of Newburg went for
walk with his father eight years ago.
The father stopped to talk with
friend, and Hiram. then about ten
years old. walked on. He was never
seen after that until he walked into
his parents homo recently.
The police all over the east were ON
the lookout for him, tho Hudson river
was searched and finally he was given
up for dead. When he greeted his
mother it was some hours before she
could be calmed.
Davis has been out west.-New York
Sun.
The new era., 1911-07-27

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF r
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-18

do de una conversation comercial, de
bido a que los ofrecimientos y forma
de expression de I'm pueblo resultan has
ia ridlculos en ell otro, y viceversa.
Hacen falta hoqnbres dobles que ac
tt1en en- ambos miomas, al mismo item
30 que no sea la maqUina que produz
ca, sino el cerebro CUE piense, que
piense con arreglo la manera de ope
ar en los pueblos que representa- las
Anaericas
Ahora bien; 5por que lado Sc llega
r3 antes a conseguirla? jPor ell de
mericanos del Norte cue estudien ell
spanol, por el de anericanos del Cen
70 y del Sur que estu0ien ell ingle =?
20 hay duda que al presente esta el
Qefnento espanol al frente Cal decir
spailoles sobrentiendase que sc refe
g los habitantes de todos los palses
.onde se habla ese idioma) y que de
parti6 la base de que al presente
unda la demanha; pero con IN POGO
1e desculdo, pr0nto aWenta. .jarlan los
anericanos en- el dominic de los dos
diomas y entonces sera dificil, va que
po es impossible. ell colocarse frente &
'IloS y disputar las gerencias de las
asas que unan en- comercio inte1macio
al "a has Republicans americanas.
Efvs Al al 4ol a.
muchos hombres que dominen Ell espa
Of, declarando ell idioma mas importan
5e de la America; pero que esos hom
5res tenendo en- cuenta que los Esta
dos Unld0S representa- unO de los ele
mentos lndispensables en- toda transac
ci0n latino americana y anglo sajona
sepan ell ing4es con igga1 perfection, Y
10 que es mas, que esten muy al corrien
te de la rapida forma de operar en- ell
mercado n0rteamerIcano.
Hace falta, pues, 81 Sc quiere que Ell
elemento espanol de acci6n siga en- pri
mera fila dentro de las casas america
mas, que sc eduque a esos joyenes en-
este o en- diferantes palses para que den
a alloS eli fruto de ampliar su conner
clio exterior, tanto de exportaci6n como
de Importation, pues de no hacerlo
asi, muy pronto, para 10 que represen
ia la vida de un pueblo, sc observara
1ue ambos extremes del comercio esta
ran en- manos de los ciudadamos ameri
canos que, como Justa recompensa q
todo aquG que trabaJa con constancia,
oonseguira poner al frente de sUs esta
blecimientos 4 slts propios descendien
tes, 81 no encuentra que esos cargos
estan desempenados con perfection
por los elementos de habla espanola.
Una vez penetrados de la importan
Ella del espaflol en- America, solo cum
pie agregar que del momento que exis
te una gran 'demanua die j0venes que
hablen aanbos idiomas, espanol E in
giles, y que a los espanoles correspon
Gle, no solo por el dereaho de ser los
que hasta ahora han suplido esa ne
cesldad. sino por galanterla, anticipar
Sc a mostrar sus condiciones, para que
no Sc deJe de sentir con mas intensidad
una necesldad que favorece altamente
los espan0les y representa- IN ga1ar
don mas a la lengua del immortal Ger
vantes
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-18
Ia Q0gja De los sZuca|y|oS
PROTESTAS CONTRA UN BILL
San Juan, P R. Febrero 13 de 1911.
Hon. Gobernador de Puerto Rico,
San Juan


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'O-'>>A '''''e ''0''''
Ten go ell honor de poner en- sus ma
nos copla certltlcada del acuerdo toma
40 el Sapado LII Gel corrlente, por la
i'llec't'a~o oe Id ~Asociaclon de Producto
res de Azucar de Puerto RICO, de pro
-estaf ante usted del Y. &. No. 70, pre-
entado por Ell senior Tesorero Gle Puerto
-Slco, lmponlendo al azllcar un nuevo
,fiouto de CLOS y medic centayos por quin
tdl
La ASoclaclon de Azucareros We con
pfolohoo dlsgusfo que Sc lmponga ese
5raFoSo trlouto a Ia mdtStrla, que so
'of4@ Ia mayor parfe del peso del Teso-
. puollco, Slendo como es la que paga
mas cuantlosa cantldad de contributed
nes en- la lsla.
heSnlta eVldentemente lnJusto que
hoy SO pretehda lmponer al azucar una
nueVa contribution, habiendo pagado va
como materla prma en- la Quota p0r RI
queza Agrlcola, como producto indus
trial en- Ia quota por industria, que Sc
lmponen las Centrales y Haciendas. En-
tai concepto la Association de Producto
res de Azllcar JnZga anticonstituci0nal
ell nuevo tribute propuesto por ell Teso
rero asl como 10 califica de vejatorio en-
La fOrma de SIJ aD1icacioo " caci ,ro1,i
bltlvo de la 1ndustria por las trabas di
tlcultades que le crea, obIigando q los
fabricantes d constituir una crecida fan
"a
La industria azucarera quien de tai
os al norr;o y soc+oo ao l. lo1
.'0''''o' ''0l pans i'or c''@li'o s'S proa1c-
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FERIA

Sc ACADIA de recibir por dhimo viaje
del vapor "Coamo'', magnlfoos y ele
gantes trajes de Fracks y Smokings.
Fl .Puerto Rico EIegante' e. Mon
les.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-18
GRAN sURTIDo

Ell "Puerto Rico Elegante'', de r.
Monies, recibi6 por ell vapor "Coamo'',
n gran surtido de Tracks S1nokings
de buen corte Ultima moda.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-18
MovImiento de Ia Po|icia
Sc hacen los siguientes cambios en- la
fuerza:
SeparaciOnes hOnrOsas:

Jose y. CueVaS, Jefe DIStritO de sep
TINA clase, Coamo bernardo Alicea.I[u
macao; Carlos M. Pepln, Is, Faiardo; ;
Wenceslao Echandfa, 259, San Sebas-
tlan; Jose A. Lopez, 319, Mayaguez
Encarnacl6n Colon Sierra, 81, Vieques :.
Epigmenio Delgado, 2, Arecibo; Ramon
AdOrno, Detective, 1877, San Juan
SeparaciOnes:
Sinforiano Colon. Carlos Sulsona. .Iai
me Wales.
| Nombramientos:
Enrique Respeto, Juan Cris6stomo :
rrano, Antonio Echavarry, Pedro River
Boneta, Eugenio Alers, Nicolas Rodr
guez Davlla, F1orencio Rodriguez. Ric.
do Gonzalez knight. Juan Disdicr. .Jua~
Goicochea. Modesto Sierra, Bartolond y
Vier Petrovic'l. Juan BurgoS. Jose SUI
| llo Reyes
| Reenganchcs:
Francisco Garcia Davila, Jose Pare
| Bonhome, Antonio Pombo. AntoIfn Pf.
rez, Manuel Rivera, Claudio Torres Ra
mlrez, Nestor Beyley. Manuel Moredc
Miguel Berreteaga. Baudilio Casanova>.
| Gustavo Alfaro, Juan Soltero.
Defmciones:
Mariana Gim6nez Rivera.
Ascensos:
DE guardia a cabo. elective Fehlcrn
1911:
Jose f. lrizarry, rcemplazando i los
Q. Rivera, ast4enido
De cabo sargcnto. effective Fohrpro
/, 1911:
Jose Q. Rivera, reemplazando / LuiS
Echevarrla, ascendido.
DE acuerdo con 10 dispuesto en- 81 arti
culo de la Ley dc Policia. Sc anunciar
los slguentes ascensos. para tener nfer
to en- las fechas indicadas 4 continna
ci0n:
DE sargento a jefe de distrito de octa
va clase, effective EnerO 81. 1911:
LUIS Echevarrla. reemplanzando 4 Ro
man CarreraS, ascendido
DE Jefe de distrito de octava i >fnti-
ma clase, efectivo Enero "a. 1911:
homan Carreras, reemplazando 4 jose
u. Cuevas, separado del Cucrpo Dor re.
n1ll'cla =: ST. cargo.
Los s!guientes castigos habcndo Sido
aprooados por ell Jefe de Policia. Sc pu
hllcan por la presente y seran debida-
Mente cumplidos:
Carlos L. Patron, 1873. San Juan. cinco
dollars de multa .culpable de cargos nor
abandono de servicio.
Jesus II. Sarrano. 323. Bavam6n. mn
mes de Suspension De emp!ao sucid,
SIN tener derecho a Hcencia alguna DIN
rante ell presente periodic dc alistamien
TO y severamente reprendido, culpabl,
de cargoS por insuhordinaci6n
La parte de la Orden General mime
ro l, de Enero II, 1911, que Sc refiere al
guardla Francisco Perez, 463, Guayama.
queda por la presente revocada. FL cas-
tigo ALI inserto referente al mencionado
guardia. fu6 publicado err6neamente.
Official:
Bach ID POalI0n, Jr,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-18
NueVa banda Muniieiipa|

Manana domingo Sc celebrara en- la
plaza Principal una espli2 lids retreta
por la nueva Banda Municipal. que .di-
rige el senior Tizol, bajo el siguiente pro
grama:
J.. Marcia, "E Tri1lnfo'', dedicadp
q la Corporation Municipal. .Tizol.
2. Gran Overtura de Concerto,
William Tell''. Rossini.
8. Two Step, Iris Rios Ovalle.
4. sSLa Retreta Austriaca. Keie
Bella.
5. "Roxala'' Intermezzo. N.
6. DANA, "Felices Diaz''. Juan M.
Campos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-18
CARNIVAL

Ell puerto Rico Elegante'', reeibi6
por dltimo viaje del vapor "Coamo".
un gran surtido de Tracks y Smokings
de Ultima moda.
The Washington times., 1911-11-30
M'FARLAND FIGURED
ON BOXING WOLGAST
ON NEW YEAR DAY
Large Crowd Will See
Packey and Murphy
In Action.

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Nov. 3o.-Al-
though local fight followers refuse to
concede that Harlem Tommy Murphy
will seriously menace "Packey" McF'ar-
lands championship aspirations when
the two face each other this after
noon. they will turn out in big num-
bers to witness the twenty-round exhi-
bition.
The canceling OF the Wolgast- Welsh
fight at Los Angeles has increased in
terest in the local event.
II had Just about concluded to accept
Wolgast's latest defi." said Mcfarland,
land had figured on fighting him on
New Year Day on the Coast. am
very sorry. however. for him, and hope
he will get well quickly"
The Chicago fighter added that he
was In excellent condition.: that he
easily could make the required 135
pounds one hour before ring time, and
that he purposed to make short work
Of his opponent.
Murphy was highly elated because the
and averred that a big surprise was in
store for the McFarlandites. He has
trained conscientiously and lack of con-
dition will not figure as an excuse should
the verdict Of the referee. Harry Foley.
be adverse.
The promoter, James Coffroth, made
the positive statement last night that
o'clock in order that patrons of the
game might be home in time for holiday
dinners. There will be two ten-round
preliminartes between local fighters.
The Washington times., 1911-11-30

I score in this act, / cop my 'pennant.'
that's the girl. Oh. this is some act"
Right here 1t might be said that Her.
his his !pennant" @ AS Mar Marathon sos trsv, avn
eler, he's there With bells on. While
the girl talks tlrcugh the teller hone
Herman proceeds to cover all the
minutes of his appearance at Chases
he travelled just 4j6 yards feet and
~ inches. around the table, bsrind the
chairs. oct TO the balcony. and. finally,
through the door and "llt Of sigh, Cid
man Weston and ban O'T.sary have
been put TO shame by G. Erminie
Schaefer.
Can't Keep Him Still.
You t,st can't keep that Dutchman
stlll. onIe he shows IN, bat in han,l.
He Jumps around like u kitten, winks
broadly at the bass drummer. grins at
friend in a box. and cuts up gem
orally. He's enjoying this act al
most as much, as does baseball.
He moves around as easily as II he had
been on the stage for years.
There's a little OF everything in the
act: sornc singing by the girl. Miss
Grace belmont some juggling ~, some
dancing. some iove-making, und u
whole lot CT G. Err,inie Schaefer. Her.
man goes hight to his love-making, too,
believe me. He enjoys clasring that
''pennatt' to his manly bosom, mean
while casting n wink in the direction of
the house.
AS soon as Herman gets going, finds
his feet, as II were, he's going to put
q whole lot more baseball Into his
sketch. somehow forgotten by the
author. The jattey has inns gined
schaefer TO be another Christy Mathew
soE or Chief" Meyers. which he isn't.
Herman is a real actor-man, not a
near eone. Then you bswar.., ypu
Chief" Bender ana Morgan and
SaSnn S3Somos; Wy, you dy Cobb. you Jimmy Cal, lc
Doom. Don't ever play in the same
town with this Herman Schaefnr. for
he'll have the crowds, and you'll all
have nothing hut the bleacliers and a
stack OF rain checks.
The Washington times., 1911-11-30
Br-r-r, some wind at the Hilltop!

Manager Griffith shows q common
sense GOODNESS and reucence to predict
He knows as we'll as the rest of us
that Washington has reached the end
of the road, when 1t comes to endur-
ing a tail-snd ball club. He knows that
nothing but Improvement Is expected
from now on The fans are not looking
for pennant winners this year or next,
or even the next, but they are sick
and tired Of seeing the other fellow get
ting the plums all the time. II Clark
Griffith can. by dint Of hard work, pull
the Washington club up from its own
lowly position in the American League
to a place of respect, II he can kill that
by-word about being first in war" etc,
he may have the keys Of the city. Moth
ing will be too good for him The road
is long. but there Is an end to every
road. The local fans have reached the
ends OF theirs and the appointment of
Griffith indicates that the clubowners
have a distinct appreciation of this.
The Washington times., 1911-11-30
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