New-York tribune., 1911-03-02
THE TALh or THE DAY.

The nasfor OF n Chicago church delivered
sermon recently in which he took the
Young people to task for unattendance at
Sabbath or week day meetings ie"
days later he received an unsigned hole
I'm which the writer said: I'VE DO not a.
rule wish TO take second place 10 o''
Louis but We must do SO till you do Tor
our young church people what Or Iormay,
paetor of the Fountain Park Congregational
Chuch. did for his young people lie mas
given them a club In the basement OF MS
church all fixed up for amusements. ana
il is run without q chaperon. Give US thdt
end YOU will increase your membership
and-dont forget-there will be more mar
riage fees"
Willie-Don't lick me. mother. | just
saved four men and three women from
drowning.
Mother How? L.
Willie-They was jest going on the ice
when | broke through'-Puck.
II viii be forty-six years on SATURDAY
March :-since Abraham Lincoln was IN
aueurated President and Andrew Johnson
Vice President OF the United States.
delegation of New Workers who went 10
WASHINGTON 10 witness the ceremonies wore
broad tlue ribbon badges on which was
printed in gold letters: Original Repub-
licans-We voted for Fremont and Day
ton. Lincoln and Hamin and Lincoln ana
Johnson" Every ono of the Delegation
wore also 2 black leather "wideaWake
cap like those which were worn by the Re
publican marching CLUBS in the campaign
of 1850. one of these caps and badges
hang. in a glass case, N downtown office,
where they are usually objects OF great
interest on March 4.
WHY do YOU want 70 take sides in 4
feud that doesn't concern you? You run
great risks
~ know ! do. psrd But it's safer than
being an innocent byStander '-IouisVille
Courier-Journal
An exciting scene vas witnessed hy the
people who were i'm the lobby Of hotel
near tho Grand Central Station at an carly
hour Yesterday morning. A man rushed
in md asked the clerk eycitedlv: Hath
ANYBODY found anything here thith morning
a fcv rinueth ago?' Nothing been re-
por' cd what did YOU lOso?' Never mind
m look onth more" and he ran toward
the lavatory. returning = moment later
still I'm great excitement. sure You were
IN mere. llf fIflk NFllihlf'l wv @rhs hll'
the man. looking about lisped "Thecms
to ,1c I wath. tut may he not" \ man
who followed him 10 nearby hotel heard
hin, ask them about anything having
been found. Nothing hut this said the
clerk. holding to view an upper set ~
false teeth. They're mine" the man al
mos; shrieked. thank Goo1nth.' The
transfer was made with click. a reward
was left for the honest finder and the man
dcpa-tcb saving ne was $50 sorry 10 haVc
given 80 much trouble THAT would have
been tho thmry.'" said the clerk. If
the store teeth had not been found
BAD luck is sometimes good luck.
"RidicUlous."
Not al all lid you ever get club
to fill heart flush. and aftcrward dis
cover tina, some one else had full house,
Detroit Free FresS.
Owners and agents OF sixteen downtown
Chicago Office buildings have been ordered
by the building department TO stretch a
wire screening over The rotundas at the
second or third floors to prevent persons
an the main floor being injured by others
jumping or falling from upper floors Of
tfe structures The owners have beer
instructed 10 install ;he screens within
three days and the notices were sent out
following an opinion that the department
had q right TO require protection for
pedcftrians in the building. This action
follows the tragedy of w. 7. j. Plummer.
VIII plunged TO death from ;he eleventh
noor OF the Chambcr Of commerce Build
ing
Hes lucky chap. isn't hc?"
"Iuckv9 Sa'. he can go into q hotel
busted order oysters and md a pearl Ia
ono ~ 'em thatli more than pay his
check Toledo Blade.