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Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

made failure of it and carried 1t to her father with tears in her eyes
 Splendid! Superb! Glorious!" was his verdict. You have got a story like none have ever read. You have only to send it to any magazine to hayo it accepted. In sending it you had better enclose a little note 10 the effect that you are my daughter They may want 10 write you up as the com ing story writer"
 Miss Dorothy delayed the sending away of the story three weeks, and then was almost commanded to- It had been gone only two days when the judge began looking for an answer of acceptance. He continued to look for two weeks. and then said:
 Dorothy, you arc going to town today. Drop into the publication of- fee of that magazine and ask about your manuscript. It is rather impu- dent on their part to hold a story 50 long"
 But, daddy, don't know the ed- tor nor what to say to him." she pro tested "He may not have had time to look at my story"
 Plenty of time, my dear. It would strike him as something out of the usual run the moment he saw #, and he would read to the last line. He just wants Doking up bit. Dear me. but l am so pleased that you have made a literary start. l don't believe there is one person in ten thousand who would have thought of discover ing the hero in such a situation"
 Poor little Dorothy, with palpitating heart, sought the office of the Blank Magazine and was shown into a recep- ton room to await an interview with the editor, whose name was Jones. She had a chair close 10 a partition, and the partition was thin. Presently she heard Jones roar out to some one ln the room with him;
 Say, Frank, do you know Judge Evans, down your wayT"
 q know of him. was the reply.
 "Got a daughter, hasn't he?"
 'I believe sO.'
 "And she's literary " Perhaps"
 "Weil, she's sent in climax of S story and has come in 10 see about It. It's the worst ever. I've got better manuscripts from cooks and iaun- dresses. I've got 10 turn it down, but being she's a judges daughter I'd Ike 10 soften the blow. Help mo out, won't you?"
 How"
 Here's the manuscript See her in the reception room and tell her that xe are. oyercrowded just now. Ten her that other magazines pay more for her particular style than we dc. h fact, tell her anything to let her down easy"
 Not much,r was the laughing re- ply. That's what you arc paid for. Whats the matter with the story7~
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
JONES and
 Two Others
By JOIN P. ORTH

Miss Dorothy Evans had written a love story. Miss Dorothy was the daughter of Judge Evans. and for sew eral years her fond father had insist ed that she had literary taleut and should develop 1t She didn't believe she had, and she had been four years getting around to that story. She had made about forty plots and plans and beginnings and abandoned them Somehow or other she couldn't bring about a first meeting between hero and heroine in a natural manner.
 You don't want to-" replied the fa- ther when she gave that as an excuse ''Egad. that is just the thing you don't want to do. You want to make your story unique. Have the heroine up a tsee-on a haystack-stuck fast in an elevator. Or, have the hero about to be sawed in two in a sawmill-being carried around on the arms of a windmill at the rate of a hundred miles an hour-caught by the leg in bear trsp-up to his neck in bog. Hunt for the unique and unusual. my dear"
 At length one day that long-talked-of story was started afresh. It had hero who got his foot wedged in the frog os railroad track and had been held there for three days and was about to be run down by cattle train, when the heroine appeared with a stick of dynamite and blew up ten rods of track and released him. She rhen held pistol to the head of a chauffeur and made him convey the rescued man to her home. where she Dursed him back to health and mar ried him. He had a club foot when he got well. but she didn't mind that
 The story. when finished after a months hard work. didn't suit Miss Dorothy at all She felt sure she had
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
SOW HE DoDeEDeTHE ISSUE
Minister, Preaching Funeral Sermon for Worthless Man. Talked of
 This Glorious Age.

One or the hardest things a minis ter is called upon to do Is to deliver an address at the funeral of man for whom there Is really nothing good 70 be said Such moments oi elnbar. rassment do occasionally arise How one parson tactfllly eoped with the situation Is thus reported in Human life.
 The very worst man in a mining camp not notorious for its piety died The fellow had been terribly bad IT he lacked anything 0; total depravity none could recall any evidence of 1t ie had been brutal and debauched and debased in every way known 10 uaukind When be died there was a qrandary as to what to do at his funeral He had been shot down in his boots. tn defense oi tue very de. cency Of the camp A nonresident minister was sent for. az. was told the awful truth about the deceased.
 Didn't he have any good pointY asked the minister
 Not one"
 "WasrS he even kind to a child some tfme?"
 Never"
 The siiuister was lost in thought a while; then be asked:
 When Is the funeral to be?'
 'TomorroS at three VIII ycg preach?"
 "Oh. yesi~
 What in the world will you talk about?"
 T shall taIR." said the minister -on the glorious age in which tbts man lived"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
iIsEIEn IN MARRLE

One Of the penalties of being a great man is the proh7 bility of sta -ues being erected in his honor. Of George Washington it has been said that he was first n peace, first Tn war and 'ast to get a monument and even some Of the memorials of him are now being severely criticised. or at least dozen Washington statues throughout the country it is said that fully twelve of them look like diff ferent men and that none of them ook particularly like the father of his country Just ya7r or two ago 8 statre of Thomas B. Reed was unyeil- ed The critics at once set up a hue and cry that it didn't look like Reed and that it resent ed any of half '0zen other men. including Ben Tilh
 n and J. Pierpont Morgan Down
 a Kentucky they erected a statue Of
 'enry Clay that looked so much un- ike him that it was finally taken
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

went out at nlShI Job luck it certainly was bad 1t fol owed him where'er he went. But at its worst he never had To read a comic supp lement. J had to fight his way through te. 4IiS barJie tales woJ,d fiji Dook, Ut stiil it vas imitation striIe, tie never had to hre the cook, ob thought that gossip was his curse, lie was the mosJ maligned of men. Tut stil he m ght have been lots
 worse
 There were no sewing circles then. from ph'ce to place Job had to roam At vii and mercy of the fates; But when he had to move him home He struck no transfer combine
 rates.
 Job's turkey was a scrawney pet And on Thanksgiving day he found It was trifle tough-and yet It cost no thirty cents a pound Job's troubles sought him everywhere They came to him from near and
 far;
 Put sti'l he had no need back there To dodge the snorting motor car. Jobs woes camped right upon his
 tra l.,
 His lot was hard as any mans. And yet he never went to jail For throwing glass in garbage cans
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
THIS oATEIN HISTORY"
 December 5.

I56O-Francis II. of France died. Born Jan. Ig, 1543. f7S2-Martin Van Buren, eighth Pres ident of the United States. born in Kinderhook, \. Y. Died in Lindeuwold, \. r.. July 24, 1862.
 -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart the celehra'ed composer, died in Vienna. Born in Salzburg, Jan, 27, I755. IStS-King of Prussia issued new constitution to his subjects. 1S5G-IOuis Kossuth, the Hungarian patriot, arrieved in New York Ig76-Ndarly 3g0 lives lost in the Brooklyn Theater fire. Ig7s-Cenfral Music Hall in Chicago first opened. IS9l-Dom Pedro, ex-emperor Of Bra gil. died in Paris. Born in ia Janiero, Dec. 2, 1875.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
chInsse Re. Pager.

Chinese rice paper has nc rice ip It's composition. The curiousiy brittle, pure white material used for the mar vicious drawings of Chinese artists Is manutaetured from the pith of a tres peculiar to Formasa. Tae nrzt paper was not made Of rav cotton. nor by the Chinese Rag paper wss made in Arabia more than ten centuries ago. and the Crusaders brought the indus. try to Europe. where the first paper manufactory was established in the last years e the thirteenth century.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
"Has the hero held ras, in q frog .,t

Has the hero held fast in frog .yh the railroad track for three days
 Tine trains must have mp dotr him as they came along
 "The heroine holds q pistol 10 3 ear of a chauffeur ard demands ta use of the vehicle"
 Good"
 "oh, say. go in and talk to her Shouldn't wonder if she were a good looking girl"
 Haven't time. Bye-bye. Jones'"
 The one called Frank passed out. and ten minutes later Jones entered the reception room with the rejected story in hand and a look of benevo- Ience on his face. No Miss Dorothy Evans. She had fed with burning cheeks and tears of humiliation in her eyes.
 Narrow escape for me" said Jones with a sigh of relief as he returned to his den to send the story back by mail with the usual enclosure Of thanks.
 A month passed Judge Evans was
 
 about the literary career of his daugh. ter. She hadn't, however. Every time she thought of Jones she wanted to slaughter him. As to the one called Frank, she didn't know. He had pleasant voice, was evidently a young man, and he had not made fun of her story.
 Ono su,nr,sr,s dav Nt;ss T,oro.t,y y sauntered down the highway toward the old stone quarry. She had given the road to a man coming toward her in an auto when her foot struck a stone and her ankle turned, and there she was. sitting down n the dust. Only for moment, though. The auto stopped. the man got out. and in a trice he had her seated on rock and was saying how sorry he was and hoping 1t was not bad accident The instant he spoke the girl recognized the voice of Frank. Yes; he was a young man, and a gentleman, and be had a kind heart. He was asking If she lived on the hill when Miss Dor othy, who didn't think the sprsin amounted to much, remarked:
 But am Judge Evans daughter.
 "Yes?"
 And wrote story and sent it to Jones, of the Blank Magazine" Year"
 And the hero was caught in frog of a railroad track and held for three days"
 IT don't quite understand" stam mered the young man.
 But you said 10 Jones that day that the trains must have jumped oyer him as they came along"
 II Was 1t about a month ago and in the office of the magazine ?"
 The same, sir I vas in the re ception room and heard through the ! partition"
 Mir. Frank Denison did not deny his words. He said that the first thing was to get Miss Dorothy home. which i took only about three minutes, and ! then he advised her to use alcohol and i a bandage, and took 1t upon himself [ 10 say that he would call next day 1 He did call. and he called again. He called to talk with the judge, and with the judges daughter. and to make ] himself very agreeable and very much at home. He often asked for the story to read and pass judgment upon. but it was four or five months before it was handed him. He read it to the last line and then rose up and said; Miss Dorothy, must speak 70 your father"
 "But-but what about" she asked IS she turned away her face.
 We must prevent you from adopt ing a literary career, and the only way l know is to-to-' Hiss Dorothy adopted another ca recr several months ago
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
ALLEGED WIFE SLAYER ON TRIAL

SHERMAN, Texas, Dec. 1.-The case Of Louie Goldman, which was htroUsft here on change ot venue from Nick Lney. was called ioT irial today before Junde Jones ol the Eff teenth district co t.f- Conman IS changed with kiitnS his wile-at their home near Melissa about t@o years ago. His first trial was held Tt Mo Kinney and resulted n verdict 0i guilty and a sentence fo death. IateT the Court of Criminal Appeals re yersed the case
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

for the location Of the post will prob ably be presented iu a concrete shape and it is, of course, necessary that that Of Bisbee should be equally concrete.
 It Is unnecessary to dwell upon the advantages to Bisbee Of the location of the post. not only as to the busi- ness men but to the town and the district as an advertisement
 While Bisbee is already conspicu- ousIy on the map as the greatest miu- ing town in the United States, a regi- mental army post would direct addi- tional attention to its location.
 The audience at the Orpheun on Saturday night gave good indica- ton of what the democrats of Bis bee are going to do on December F.
 The Mesa Free Press is advocating secession from the Salt River valley.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
THE HlcKEYVILLE CLARION

Mr. Elmer Jones is taking a vacs ton from his duties at the feed III Il md is filling in the time shocing horses for Ted Fripk. the blacksmith. Elmer says it will seem tough to have 70 % back 10 work again.
 The Ladies A q will give an oyster surrer at the parsonage next We'd nesday evening. William Hilliker, our popular groceryman, has loaned then the oyster.
 Mir and Mrs. Anson F'risby had mushrooms for supper one night last March and she aint got over worry ing over it yet
 C N Mather
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
PERSONAL
BE THANKFUL

That you haven't got one of those core shaped heads that can wear any sized hat
 That you haven't got a husband who is in love with his art.
 Thst the furp1ce keeps going hall the tiue. It would be fierce to freeze twenty-four hours day,
 That there is a Saturday in every week. Be it ever so humble, there's nothing l ke a pay envelope.
 That some. of your husbands folks live at great distance aud couldn't get to you for Thanksgiving week,
 That there are stiii several days in which to do your Christmas shop ping.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
AklzoNA APPROPRIATIONS
stinstss Submitted to Congress by
 Secretary of the Treasury

WASHINGTON, D. C., Dec. 4.- SpeciaD--The secretary of the treasury today subm tied to congress estimates for appropriations re-
 fred for Arizona for the hsclI year ndiug Jane So, 1915. The Indian .srvice and the support OI civilized ndians under the auspices of the overnment amounts co S3SO,UOO. 2hoenix School Si30,400: pumping iant for the Go orado river irrigation ervice, S55,000; irrigation pGtuD for ndian lands. Sf0,000. For the com pletion of Phoenix public buildings, S20,OO0.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
WHAT WAS THE CRIME OF THE McNAMARAsY

The pleas of the McNamGras must have 'got onto the nerves" of MT. Samuel Gomners. otherwise he would not have been betrayed into petr- lant expression against William J. Burns, tho detective. whose magnif- cent work has brought to an end a most diaboncal and countrywide carupaign against fife and property
 Mir Gompers and other labor lead CTS should guard their lips lest the world come to suspect. that they re gard as the most heinous offense of the McNamaras. not the violation oi the coRmandment, Thou shalt not kill" but that their chief crime was their transgression of the eleventh commandment, Thou shalt not get found out" We suspect, from some Of the remarks which the astonished and astounded Mr. Gompers has per initted to escape him, that this is the crime of the McNamaras which Ee especially detests and that it is with bitterness that he regards Mir. Burns as all accessory before the fact.
 Nor should labor be pleased with the foolishness said to have been going on at Los Angeles which has been called the reconciliation of labor and capital, resulting in the pleas Of guilty of the McNamaras. This movement should be as abhor- rent to labor as it is to we'll ordered society. On the one hand labor is thus identified with the crime. It is not only identified with it but the NclSsmaras are regarded as the au 3thorized agents of organized labor for the commission Of wholesale mur. Dder
 i On the other hand society is placed in the position of having been scared into a cowardly compromise by which the lives of two murdering williams are TO be spared.
 We hope for the sake of labor and ffor Los Angeles. that there has been no such reconciliation; that it has existed wholly in the imagination o. the ridiculous Lincoln Steffens and the callow newspaper reporters ,ol Los Angeles, whom he has misIed.
 Yet, we are almost forced to be Ueve that folly preceded and attended tbe end of ibe MoNamara case for District Attorney Frederichz himself is quoted as saying:
 "The trial has cost the state now ever S2OO.OoO. By the entering oi pleas Of guilty the state has beel saved S1.0G0,0Oo."
 Are the people of Los Angele9 even the most reluctant taxpayers pleased with the saving of money il tSs way?
 yhe suggestion Is as insulting tc  th5 citizenship of Los Angeles a. the talk sof reconciliation must b' to laoor.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
pRocREsswEs IN MILWAUKEE

MILWAUKEE, Wis, Dec. i.-The Milwaukee branch Of the National Progressiye league has completed ar engagements for it's first mass meeting to be held in the Auditorium tomor row night. Prof. Charles L. Merriam of Chicago and George L. Record of New Jersey will be the speakers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
NOT MENTAL EXERCISE

What you want to do" said the physician. 'is to take more exercise.
 "In that case I think m go fish ing"
 No. what you want is physical exercise, not exercise of the imagin- ation. Washington Star.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
NOT IN HER LINE

Aunt Liza, jes come in Co see it you wouldn't like to jlne de mission band
 ''Fo' de Ian sakes. honey. hat yon come to me forg Don't yo' know kain't eben play de mouf org.nl"
 -Rans Horn
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
AN ARIZONA CASE SETTLED

WASHINGTON, D. C.. Dec. 4.-- Special )-The supreme court today affirmed the decision of fhe east of A. Sandofal and r. SaEdoVal ys. ET es Randolph, ou an appeal by the former from the supreme court oi Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
HIS NERVE

P4 Munn-I want Helen to marry a business man. She is go ng 10 get all of my money.
 Algy-That's grand. What busi ness would you like to set me uP n?
 Philadelphia Bulletin.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
4s 4@sIhougk.s j I0daz Ili1 1Ht4S Ro8ERT 1N k4k0AzEzZE.
FREEDOM O. EXPRESSION

They tell us inn ermost thought has some bodily response Although repress our emotion and restrain the muscles, sttl as we thlhN anu feel they move. An exp essiye fact an expressive body, is that freely effects what goes on @lt' in as nature intended Sorthern nations gesture freely and make the whole body an instrument oi thought while we norths m people inhibt eXpres'
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

ONLY AN AMATEUR Job had the measles, boils
 humps For hard luck tales he was a fright But ne ne CT had like modern chunPs A coal fire th 3t
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
Wrlters jn Error.

More than one writer has described the moon as riding bigh in midhsayen while in the crescent stage. eondi. ton of things impossible on any night os the year.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
HE kNeW

Teacher-Now, Tommy, what is hypocrito?
 Tommy-A boy that comes to school with d smile on his face.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
l.TFIL.SPU t9NdF<. sN9MENT ST2 By ROY K. MOULTON.

down and buried. Now a sculptor has a SUI against Jack Johnson, the prize fighter, for the price of bust which Johnson declines to pay for be cause it doesn't look like him but more strongly resembles Lew Dock sta6er or George Primrose.
 Of course Jack Johnson is alive and ab to defend himself but the others mentioned are not, IL seems as ,hough the seulptors are taking great liberties " th the distinguished per sons who have passed away. It is poor reward to the country, to have ones nose out of proportion in immOr. tal marble. No matter how the plaud. it's of the multitude may have been her ped II on the public citizen during hs lifetime, they do not compensate for a misplaced eh n or and odd sig. ed brow for the children and the cildren's c children to gaze upon. 1t is really not a square deal to trans form "a public idol into a knockkneed marble man with a hare lip.
 PERSONAL
 A. V 2--You pronouce it Pin-cho The 'TE' Is silent as n fish"
 T. D G-The coin you mention k VI ale in one way. You might use l' as a sinker on a fish line.
 BN.-The proper food for ayiators is bird seed.
 Mother-Name the little darling Cecil if yoJ want to. but he isn't al ways going to be a baby you know and a six-footer with a kid name is in a worse X than a standpat con gressman without a constituency. We know.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

much ought iu , .. o., -r,s he laughs and ana the oae o
 
 resles selEcOnscOus whe such sudden and Lapiu youth gwen penls Boys TOT ocuiH thr who help their mothers
 
 
 
 people the walk do not say On '' att er attention will make them Timber and ee "uen in' grandloquent and want 10 help Eemg inauguration sd and It expression oaNehuona restrau Let's for
 Cnnyrigh c. N
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
DEMOCRATIC STATE AND CON
 GREssioNAL TICKET

DEMOCRATIC STATE AND CON
 GREssiONAL TICKET 
 For U. s. Senators Mark 4. Smith. Tucson Henry F. Ashurst, Prescott For Judge of Supreme Court Alfred Franklin. Phoenix. Henry D. Ross, Prescott D. L. Cunningham Tombstone. For Representative in Congress Carl Hayden. Phoenix.
 For Governor George W. P. Hunt. Globe.
 For Secretary of Stats sidney P. Osborn. Phoenix
 For Auditor c. Callaghan. Bisbee.
 For Treasurer David Johnson, Douglas.
 For Attorney General ieorge Purdy Buiard, PhoenlA For Superintendent of Public ir
 struction c. 0. Case. Jerome.
 For Corporation ConmissIer r. A. Jones. Phoenix V P. Geary. Winslow. N. Cole, Douglas
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

| Nj. Roberts N F. Sims.
 For State Representative Samuel B. Bradner ]. NJ. Ball. George D. Craig A c. Curry. ames F. Duncan. W. J. Graham Carleton B. Kelton. For Judge of Superior Court Fred A. Sutter.
 For Clerk of Superior Court E. James.
 For Sheriff Harry C. Wheeler.
 For Recorder owen E. Murphy.
 For Treasurer Prank Ramsay.
 For School Superintendent Il. II. Hotchkiss.
 For County Attorney V. G. Gilmore.
 For Assessor z A. Hughes. For County Road Superintendent j J. Benton.
 For Surveyor I s. McNeish.
 For Supervisors August Hickey William Riggs John Rock. Warren District Precinct Ticket.
 For Justice of Peace. John w. Hogan, Bisbee amuel l. Inge, Bisbee. ;eorge E. Smith, Lowell
 Fer Constable. sues L. Cannon. Bisbee. lobn J. McCrea. Bisbee r.. R. Bailey, Lowell
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05
JEMocRATlc COUNTY TICKET

For State Senator | NJ Roberts N F. Simg.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

For Supervisors August Hickey William Riggs. John Rock.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-05

Warren District Precinct Ticket.
 For Justice of Peace. John w. Hogan, Bisbee. amuel l. Inge, Bisbee. George E. Smith, Lowell
The Washington herald., 1911-06-06
Stray Dogs.

The New York authorities have taken
up the question of stray dogs in that
city, owing to the number of complaints
which have reached the health depart
menf
Our own city government is at last de-
voting its attention 70 this problem. Not
withstanding the fact that there is an or
der against allowing unmuzzled or un-
leashed dogs upon the streets, there,never
was time when so many nlongrel ours
were roaming at large as at present Some
cases of the violation of the law have
recently been before the. Police Court,
and the offenders have been properly
punished. The nuisance, however, does
not seem to abate.
There is, of course. wide difference
of opinion as to whether the muzzling
of dogs is a necessary precaution. This
question. however, has been decided in
the Affirmative by the authorities, but
the administration of the law has been
lax. 1t would be well for the Commits
sioners to utilize portion of the emer-
gency fund to make thorough crusade
against these uninuzzled and even un-
licensed dogs that are roaming the
streets. This has been done in the
past and, if there is no other fund
available, the same action can be taken
again.