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The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27
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NINE BOSS INJURED

VIM. Harris, mine boss at the South
Canon coal mines, was injured at the
company's mines Wednesday evening
and brought to the Glenwood sanitari-
um Thursday where he was attended
by Drs. Crook and Stewart. Mr.. Harris
was caught by some coal cars ani
hurled to the track, the ears passing
over his legs, which are 50 badly crush
ed and bruised that one or both will
probably have to be a.Pstased.
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27
SPECIAL

The installation service of the Ep-
worth League at the M. E. church Sun
day evening at s o. clock will be given
with special service. Special music
and address by the pastor. Subject
"The Power of Young Folks
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27
A MYSTERY STILL

D. W. Shores was sure rip. roaring
mad last Saturday, mad enough to bite
nail in half, when he hitched cold
Bob" to the family surry. He had
driven around to the front of his house.
and had noticed that the rig tipped
backward like a spud sorter, but could
not imagine why.
He finally discovered that some mis-
chievous person had gone into his barn
and changed the rear wheels to the
front and the front to the back. Luck
lily NO one appeared on the scene for the
next Is minutes or they would have
been licked.-Carbondal Item.
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27
FEMALE BooTLEaaER GETS FINE

Marble, Colo, May 22-Mrs. J. H.
Curley, proprietress of the Main hotel
here and ow1er of other property, was
convicted today on eleven counts of
bootlegging in police court and fined 4
total of $4,000.
Mrs. Curley is said to have almost
openly defed the authorities. The
ease was appealed and Mrs. Curley is
reid in $4,000 bond
United Stat, internal revenue col
leetcrs have been trying to get evidence
against Mrs. Curiey.
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27
ST. BARNABAs' EPISCOPAL
Corner Blake Ave. and Ninth st.

10 a. m.-Sunday school.
On account of the high school service
at the ISIS theater. the services, as an
nounced last Sunday, to be held by
Rev. NJ. Beede. have been abolished.
The rector will be in Aspen for the
day.
WALTON HALL DOGGETT,
Rector.
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27

Those of our citizens who visited the
new well of the Grand River Gas and
Oil company at Debeque last Sunday,
are all loud in the praise Of the way the
new company is setting about to do
things.
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27

DR.. and Mrs. J. Clyde Smith returned
Wednesday morning from ten days
visit to Denver, Pueblo and Trinidad.
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27
PROGRAM BACCALAU-
REATE EXERCISES
Isis Theater, Sunday, May 90, 1911

Prelude ...............M Miss White
o Worship the King .......,,. Hayden
Congregation
Invocation ....... Rev. W. M. Address
Consider and Hear Me .Pleugei
Selected High School Chorus
Scripture Reading ...................
The Sabbath Morn ..... .Mendelssohp
Misses Altman and Twomey
Baccalaureate Sermon .....
.............. Rev. J. M. Dickev
One Sweetly Solemn Thought. Ambrose
High School Girls Glee Club
DOXolOgv .........,.'.'. franc
Congregation
Benediction ...... Father Carrigan
The Glenwood post., 1911-05-27

George Farmer this week built a
cement walk in front Of the Gibson res
idsnce property on Palmer avenue.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Little and Bio Relation.

This story comes from Austria,
where all conversation turns even
tually to matters educational, be-
cause every parent is painfully anx-
ious that his sons shall pass the
standard which will free them from
certain years of military service. a
visitor was conversing with his
hosts small son and opened, as a
matter Of course, with the words,
DO you go to school now"
Eyes"
"And what do you learn-read-
ing, writing, sums?'
ooh, yes, and learn religion
too"
"Religion%
eyes. learn the little religion,
which teaches that We all come from
Adam. But my elder brother is in
a higher class; he learns the big re-
ligion, and that teaches that we all
come from monkeys. Manchester
Guardian.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Ono Way to Keep Accounts.

In book Of accounts found on
the premises Of bankrupt dealer
in a city in the west of England
were the following names of Gus
toners to whom credit had been
given and which would have puz-
zled all the official receivers in the
kingdom: Woman on the key, Jew
woman, coal woman, old coal wom-
an, fat coal woman, market woman,
pale woman, man, old woman, lit
tie milk girl, candle man, stable
man, coachman, big woman, lame
woman, quiet woman, egg man, lit
tie black girl, Jew man, Mrs. in a
cart, old Irish woman, woman in
Corn street, a lad, man in the coun-
try, long Sal, Mrs. Irish woman,
Mrs. feather bennett, blue bennett,
green bennett, green coat, blue
britches, big britches, the woman
that was married and the woman
that told me of the man.-London
Tit Bits.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Alma June.

waons, OWING Is MS uaa nc. me
entrance 10 tvs place is strictly for
bidasn.''
One epitaYa informs us that the
man hu-ieS! !. ana it died poor be-
eanse during rs whole life he had
ben very dis ate"
Oh 4 wonaa.ls tomb: If per-
feSs woman ever existed l am that
one. for | was honest and virtuous,
bu. tate has not rewarded me.
Alas. | am unhappy because l rest
far from NY mother and my hus-
band. They d;d not love me, but
my children d.l, and they also think
much Of me"
Over a lady killed by robbers who
sought her jewels: ''If you love
Your wife do not make her many
presents, especially in gold. Give
her dresses only. and always refuse
10 give her splendid and precious
jewels, which draw the covetousness
Of brigands and attract too many
fiirts.'
Two uncomplimentary tributes to
departed spouses: "On the dav of
her death | celebrated sacrifice Of
thanks to the gods" ITO Cecilia
Metrodora. The husband: Only
happy when he regards her tomb"
Roman Mail.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
A Dish Of Peaeoeks.

A Roman dinner at the house Of q
wealthy man consisted chiefly Of
three courses. All sorts of stimu-
lants to the appetite were first
served up, and eggs were indispen-
sable to the first course. Among
the various dishes We may instance
the guinea hen, pheasant, night
lngale and the thrush as birds most
in repute. The Roman gormands
held peacocks in great estimation,
especially their tongues. Macrobius
states that they were first eaten by
Hortcnsius, the orator, and ac-
quired such repute that single pea
cock was sold for so denarii, the
denarius being equal to about 81!
pence of English moncy.-Cham-
bers' Journal.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
THE BLARNsY STONE.
ee-se-iars Seer, IS save Coos Rea
ssh Fsr Ns. kIssirs L.

Tie sxsss saowr ~: from Cork IS
lie o-s . TIE .A-ass s.ass. which
yea VI. .--,c .. IL very ,o9 q TIE
~ saas castle nine miles oi;. from
to-s \ .-ae a.d 0assie u IS. TOO.
o....ee stronghold s. s.e NcCar-
fays - SA..'-y a about i IS
beautiful. aa.a9T On the way OUT.
a-ea1e. ne 1.ss.y = Anna Shan
Do. church, where to- 4 siS.'s1ee or
q shining otae sexton YOU can hear
aga.
Re t<s1s Of sAaadoa ssa' sound 50 grand
-As s.sAs.=. .a.s-s ). .ss river Lee
Now - ~ -, sla-,,v Stone
vo., s7,-,s y. &: ] -Y;,. VIZ mia
ST.. -sa-s,s .~,i $3.50 .s;..,;,lrv bs-
oa-ss .: ina ;x,.;,:- -.S,,,;rs,s.
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s,v.:.;.- nat i lissIy - I'm from rom,
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= saa = sas Ias' n. nan VINO slppea !.
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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Tho Admirable criehton.

To speak of any one as IN "Ad-
mirable Crichton' is to credit him
with being very learned and accom-
plished, since such a person lived in
the sixteenth century. His name
was James Crichton, and he lived in
Scotland from 1860 to 1885. At
the age Of seventeen years he was
the reputcd master of twelve Ian
guages and had been given the de-
gree of master of arts when but
fourteen because of his great learn
ing. In addition to his accomplish
nents as scholar he was poet, mu-
sician, sculptor, artist, actor, recon-
teur, good horseman and an ex-
pert fencer.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

One saoai t. VERY Garcia N
case ne s csGst, 81. II resss
Sore = tx peeYle 6. .ssse parts
are II ,he sabi, G: staying o-; q
doors u ran s.o..n lrl> shallf;
no; he. Is ire wearing q -a:n-Soss-
q clothing free asrt.y brings 81
rheumatism and kindred ca-laain:s-
Bes Ges. i Is gssv e ca3Ss :tls
growth 6 NUS - he ars - eNysas-
ing hinlsel: ard perSan VIII
moss crop ts:ween lis .esS anG
along RS back aane ! llaoe q be
come ths victim g. Almost any cla
GlseaSe
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

Every once in a while one reads
an item in some North Dakota pa
per informing its readers that they
need have little fear of lightning, as
only one person in such and such a
number of millions is killed in the
United States each year by nature $
electric fluid. That's all very we'll
. for the United States. The fact
Is, however. that the northeastern
and north central parts OF the
United States are more than any
other sections Of the country sub
Ject to lightning strokes. There is
never a year in North Dakota or
South Dakota, for that matter
that there are not several people
Killed by electrical DISCHARGES
from above. The percentage is more
than one in a hundred thousand in
the Dakotas. 1t is not cowardice.
by any means. for resident in the
states named to be careful of expos.
ing himself i'm those situations as
serted by scientists to render him
most subject to stroke. 1t would be
better to tell the truth than seek
to calm the fears of people by state
ments that may lead them to be
careless in exposing themselves.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Acceptance Creates Responsibility.

Taking a paper ont Of the post
Office makes the recipient liable for
the bill. O. D. Austin, Butler
MOI publisher, sent his paper to
Charles Birge. The latter paid for
it two years, and then refused to
pay for it the third year. He said
he ordered it stopped. But the
court of appeals holds that mere
acceptance of the paper created a
liability. 1t adds:
The preparation and publication
OF a newspaper involves much men,
tai and physical labor, as we'll as an
outlay Of money. One who accepts
the paper by continuously taking it
from the postoffice receives a bene-
fit arising from such labor and ex-
penditure as fully as if he had APP
proprlated any other product Of
another's labor, and by such act he
must be held liable for the sub
scription price -
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Hot and Dry.

Kansas City. Mo-, July Kan
sas. Oklahoma and Missouri crops
are suffering from hot. dry wealth
er. Approximately 100 of the ia
counties Of Missouri are greatly in.
need of rain. The report issued to-
day by T. c. Wilson. secretary Of
the Missouri board of agriculture,
declares that with plenty of rain
from now on an immense yield of
corn is assured, but if drought con-
tlnues crops will be ruined. The
drought has virtually ruined the
oat crop. says the report, and near
ly all new clover and timothy is
dead. The potato crop is almost an
entire failure. The state estimate
on fruit is 81 per cent of normal.
Drought has done still more damage
to Oklahoma crops. according to the
statement by Secretary Ben Hem
messy. of the Oklahoma board Of ag-
riculture.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

\ Washington dispatch says a bin
for the federal inspection Of grain
Is being looked upon with more IA
yor than formerly. This is the
measure which Senator McCumfer
has so persistan.ly advocated. SEN
ator Gronna ard Representatives
Hanna and Helgesen earnestly in
dorse the bill. The dispatch from
Washington says: There has been a
great change in opinion in the east
with reference to the desiyability of
federal inspection, and il is ex-
pected that when the measure again
comes up in congress it will have
stronger support than heretofore.
Baltimore. Philadelphia and the
South Atlantic states. formerly
against the plan. are now for il.
Boston and New York are the oniy
Atlantic coast cities that will fight
the measure.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

There has been no rain to speak
OF in this part Of the state since last
report snall-grain crops are suffer
ing in most parts Of the county.
Winter rye is, Of course, an escep-
ton. That has been or is being cut.
and we have not heard Of single
unsatisfactory yield. Corn is doing
well. and flax has suffered less than.
any other crop except corn. The re-
port Of Commissioner Gilbreath
shows decidedly spotted condi-
ton in North Dakota. In about
two-thlrds of the counties there is
prospect of crop at or above the
average. In about third of the
counties the condition Of the small.
grain is below the average; in a
few places there being no wheat.
oats, barley, apeltz or hay worth
mentioning. and in some parts the
fields planted to grain are being
plowed for next years crop.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
OLD ROMAN EpITApHs.
Some Curious Inscriptions Noted OF
the Ancient 1ombs.

A wife's inscription ON her sweet
husbands" tomb: 81 put this tomb
under the protection of Pluto and
Of all the internal gods, who are
looking after it. If mortal dam
ages it, opens it or carries away
something from it l wish that he
may not find soil to walk on nor sea
to navigate in and that all his race
be destroyed, and on him fall all the
maladies and evils that can fall on
man or beast. Who dares to pro-
fame this tomb must fear the wrath
OF the gods"
On the tomb of one Mr.. Emilius:
This tomb has been prepared for
myself J. my brother and my wife;
ior all my freedmen, their women
and children. except Hermetcs, to
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
4 Paradox.

President Taft stated recently
that he favored the Canadian reel
procity treaty for the reason that the
trade agreement would reduce the
cost OF living a. the same time he
stated il would not decrease the
prices Of the farmers products. We
have always entertained very high
regard for the opinions Of President
Taft, but his argulnen. on Canadian
reciprocity sounds too much like
the Democratic tariff utterances to
suit Us. If the consumer can buy
farm products cheaper and the
farmer get Just as much money, We
will believe that each and every one
can sell what ne has to sell high and
buy what has to buy low. One looks
as reasonable as the other. We live
in Missouri and they have to "show
US before We subscribe to any such
doctrine Warrensburg Standard
Herald,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

The Fargo Forum slsess:s ,as.
George BicSio.a, .ae ate state
treasurer. BE- pa-6orsi % course,
the matter hasn't set L .hs: stage
yet. IS rev sris has sesr ASKED
to-. and an ao2ea = tie supreme
cur, is s as: resor, The editor Of
the Record ! 10. 6: the same party
tac., as N Sics;ord. tut. Il the
resar. = the lse,s lstiys !nves,iea-
ting committee % true and the
books 4 me various state trsasur-
s-s have beer carefully gore over
IS 3 disi.tsreS.ed expert il would
seem that NJ. Bicktord is no. guilty
il 8 greater degree than two Of his
Predecessors. What the people Of
this state wan, Is an up-so-Ga.e
method # conducting state husi-
ness. instead Of the cid happy-e
lucsy pioneer. territorial methods.
and ]. IS said We are Tow getting il
Under Gun6s- Olson. The amoun.
# the sum for which Bickford was
convicted IS about nifty dollars. Had
there been a good crop las, year. 50
tina. re coald have realized on his
securities. he would have gone GU,
o. Office without suits q any kind.
Better wipe of the slate. Psspetu-
ate the new methods Of doing state
business. require the auditing beard
u keep busy. and there viii be nc
scandals in the state otSess. Person
a IN. Mr.. Bick+ord is Of the sal, Of
the earth. and there is whole 10,
Il men who Go not agree with him
that believe he has
through being practically ruined
been sufficiently pun
ished. especially when the methods
Of other t,easu.ers are taken into
If he had intended
10 steal. the Record would say,
Send him TO prison. Blu, there is
in the evidence TO show
that such was bis intention.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

And n5w comes wa.d from Wash
ing:on .hat ire United States BE-
reau q: Mrss, 8. .hsir Pi.tsbu-s
experiment, station. has sal further
Advanced the .isaciicahillty q. sri-
q1e.S As .uel ~ discovering 8
method Of making them from North
DAKOTA ignite withou, The IL q
IA. o., 3 kindred 81 distance as q bind
er Even with the expense a 8
binder the eXpe-imen. station 81.
Hebron has demonstrated TIA, ari-
quess are as good fuel as an.hrac K.
and can be made and sod consider
ably cheaper than the hard cos
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
TOURING IN INDIA.
veu Literally Take UP Your Bed
Wherever You Go.

You are supposed to carry your
own bedding with You just as you
carry your own toothbrush. In the
trains-and there arc very long
train journeys by slow trains in
indian the guest houses of the
native princes, in camp. of course,
always, and in the hotels and inns
your own bedding is a necessity. In
deed, you can scarcely carry too
much in India if you wish to be
comfortable. All sorts of clothing
from fur coats to the thinnest linen,
all sorts of hats from a cap to a
pith helmet, spirit lamp. folding
table and chair. a small amount of
timed or bottled food and supply
Of mineral water for the train, a
large supply of linen and under
clothing, for one changes often, and
the laundry work is done by beating
on flat stones. The changes of tenn
pcraturc from noon till midnight
are startling. One must give up
cold baths and take to tcpid or hot
water and be careful indeed what
and how much ono cats and drinks
no alcohol before sunset. and very
little then. ans! the plainest and
most nourisling food.
In this land, as large almost as.
the whole Of Europe. there arc only
few large cities whore ono cam buy
any of the Injuries or comforts of
life outside The Obvious, and wha.
You need You must carry with YOU.
On n large scnlc you do what the
native docs Won carry vour house
hold gods and goods about with
you.
How differently "pick up yo,r
bed and walk" sounds in vour cars
when Won Sec u whole population OF
hundreds Of millions actually carry
igy. their beds with them Whenever
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

While the weather gets as 10. il
the New NorthBes. Is anywhere
else in The | 'nion. one scarcely ever
hears q, reads II q case u sun
stroke Ever With extremely ho,
days. the II eh.s are co1l. In any
summer there are scarcely q halt
dozen nights when & i,lanse. or
quilt does not add 10 the comfort Il
the Sleeper The heated and tired
body gets q chance 10 recuqe-ate.
One rises in the cool Of the morn.
ing. refreshed and inyigoya,ed. Tie
brain is clear and not e1wrouah.
from day 10 day. as il is farther
south. ard. with q good night rest.
enc goes forth 10 NEE. without dan
ger the heat Of anothe, day. An
advantage also # this climate is
that our spells Of no. weather hat
daytime weather are seldom pro
lonped
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

they move. Why should ore take
heed as to what one shall cat or
drink or wear when a handful of
rice, a thimbleful Of water and a
loin cloth suffice: The group of
servants in front Of their masters
door at til. hotel or the hundreds of
families I have seen travelling by
train. BY bullock cart or even on
foot have squeezed and sifted lifc's
necessities down to the vanishing
point.-Price Collier in Scribner's
Magazine.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13


such explosion was caused ~ q
mine torpedo or ether explosive
force on the outside. l. Is assumed
by some people that. had j. nes ,een
for the heief that the Mairs ws>
blown UP ty the SYaniss1's, there
would net have teen war a,.'"sss
that country ard ire ri.sa STATS
II one nil brig rs F's f',t's 's
bear. ne San saslss ee''s .sf's iss',1ss :.
ma. ms : ~. s.se - ..'ss'
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Anything TO obI,oe.

The conductor of the old fash
toned, slow going London horse bus
turned to the driver.
"Look 'crc," he exclaimed dis.
gustedly, "a bloke's just got in that
wants yer to pull up at the next
'ousc after the fourth lamppost
wot's got ycllcr blinds!"
"Orl rite-orl ritc!" responded
John. ''Pcoplc amt wcarin' out
their boot leather, don't Think!
Jest go an arsk i'm which part Of
the 'ouse ed like to be druv to
inter the parler wi the family. or
hrp to is room in the hattic!"
London Answers.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13
Marriage In Burn .

In Burma marriage is civil, not
religious. and is regarded as SIM
PIE partnership which, if not happy,
may be dissolved at any time. After
marriage there is no outward SYM
Dol like a wedding ring on a Bur-
mese woman. She does not even
adopt her husbands family name,
but retains her own. The husband
has no right over the property
which his wife possesses before mar
rage nor over the property which
she might acquire after marriage.
The Burmese woman can appear in
law courts to represent her husband.
In contracts with third person she
and her husband sign their names
together. They can borrow money
on joint security. Both husband
and wife can sign deeds and lend
money. And when there is no long
er any love between married cou-
pie they can get divorce with alac-
~ifv
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-07-13

As more of the water is pumped
from inside the cotfer-dam built
around the sunken man of : war
Maine, destroyed by an explosion in
Havana harbor in 1898. it appears
that the explosion was from the in
side. General Bixby, Of the engi-
neer Corps of the army, says defin-
itely that this is fact. This, how
ever. does not prove that the origi-
nal explosion was not from the out
side. The claim is made by promi-
nent engineer officers that, If the ex-
plosion waf of the ships magazine,