Gilpin observer., 1911-07-06
OBSERVATIONS

We are not satisfied without edu-
cation-and education just causes
more dissatisfaction.
A woman who is a nag doesn't
like to be driven.
A man who can eat limburger
cheese and not feel lonesome is an
optimist for fair.
| "a man can live longer on music
than on golf," says Joseph Lee.
Joseph is counting without the
neighbors.
1t seems as II it takes a streak of
hard luck to make some people be-
lieve in religion.
Every man has the instinct to pro-
duce something. Give him. a little
piece OF ground and you will soon
find him raising vegetables, or
chickens. or flowers. He Just can't
help it.
Don't try to curtail your love for
your fellow man. He may not ap-
preciate 1t, but it will keep your dis
position sweeter and more mellow.
Be as quick to praise on circum-
stantial evidence as you are to con-
denim. and things will be pretty well
equalled up.
Good nature is its own reward.
Laughing makes a man grow fat
because the man who is always
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himself away with worry.
1t can not be denied that the tenn
perance workers are fighting with q
spirit.
wives I Have Known" by Nat
Goodwin, would be one of the six
best sellers.
Woman wishes to be placed on the
equal with man by being given the
ballot. Why should she so lower
herself?
The man who minds his P's and
Q's and knows the three RS will get
along fairly well in this old world.
The salary of the governor Of
North Carolina has been raised. Now
it does not need to be so long be-
tween drinks.
There is not love enough in two
hearts to fill palace with sunshine
and love. The cold marble slabs
chill and dampen it and cause it to
wither and die.
A Baltimore woman says her hus-
band has thrashed her once every
other week for seven years. There
is nothing that a woman appreciates
in husband like regularity.
Automobile dealers ought to give
trading stamps good for the purchase
of groceries.
AT least learn not to get out Of
patience with yourself.
Matrimony is not a lottery. 1t is
a sure game-as far as the financial
end alone is concerned.
OF course, II the tipping nuisance
Is abolished, there would be no need
of an income tax. Our incomes
would then be about equal.
If man succeeds in doing every
thing that his wife thinks he is cap
able of, he will be a mighty big man
in the community.
| A woman with a big family is usu-
ally an optimist-she needs to be.
| When a man does a thing as a
matter of principle it's pretty GER
tain that it could have been done
better.
| President Taft is said to be satis-
fled with congress. Probably salts
fled in that he knows when he has
had enough.
Taft and a Democratic congress
seem to be getting along fully as
harmoniously as did Roosevelt and a
congress of the same faith. The
world sure do move. But a very few
years ago such thing would have
been well nigh impossuible.
A statistician says that the auto
mobile industry has given employ
ment to one million people-and we
presume this does not include the
paragraphers.
"Save your money" is good advice
even when it comes from your
prospective heirs.
It's no particular credit to a man
to have had famous ancestors.
II there are no marriages in
heaven there will be no wife's folks
to visit you.
Men make fun OF the women for
doctoring up their compilations, but
tacks, it's the complexion in good
repair and the department store hair
or something just as good-that
catches half the beaus. Men like to
be humbugged-by twinkling bunch
OF sunshine and curls in petticoats.
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