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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
No More Room.

The railway carriage was crowded
but very fat old gentleman who sat
by the window calmly ignored the
ominous looks of the passengers for
taking up 50 much room.
A boy selling buns poked his head
in at the window and inquired:
Buns, sir?"
The old gentleman was slightly deaf,
and, not noticing the buns, thought
the boy wanted seat in the already
packed carriage; so he remarked:
Full up, my boy! No more room
inside!"
A roar of laughter followed his re
ply. and the old gentleman innocent
Iy wondered as to the cause of their
merriment.-London Tit-Bits.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
ImmensItY of Nature.

They were on a trip in Switzerland.
and had that day braved all dangers
and assembled one of tho highest
points in the Alps.
He was very fat, and as he stood
painting and hopping his brow at the
top of the mountain, he turned to his
wife and said. with pathcs In his
voice:
See. dear, how small one is IN the
face of the immensely of nature"
Small, indeed" answered his bet
ter half Why, you're standing in
front of me, hiding the whole of Mont
Blanc and the best part of the valley
of ChamOuix! "-Exchange
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
OYSTERS OF THE PHILIPPINES

in addition there is the hammer
head oyster, much priced by the Fill
pinos, smaller in size but more delic-
ious in favor Its name is held to
describe its shape pretty accurately.
Then, too, the Philippines have a spe-
cies of mangrove oyster, not much
larger than silver dollar, which is
esteemed most highly by good livers
in the islands.
Most remarkable Of the Philippine
molluscs is a species whose shells are
used in the islands for window panez.
1t is bivalYe, six inches IN diameter,
somewhat like clam. A living speci.
men, freshly taken from the water, Is
so fat and thin that, by holding. it up
to the light, one can. it is said, look
through it.-Harper's Weekly.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
silly Game.

A city cousin had been staying at
the farm for two weeks, resting up for
the winters round of pleasure. One
evening after supper she suggested to
her country cousins that they get up a
bridge party some evening
MY sakes, Arabella," was the hor-
rified reply. They amt no bridge
nearer than four miles, and that ones
awful rickety. This time of the year.
you'd all have pneumonia. For crazy,
new-fangled idees. give NE you city
folks
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
NEW RADISH GAINING FAVOR
Sakurajlma Variety From japan Be.
omine Quite PopuIar-Thrives
in Almost Any Soil.

The Sakurajima radish. which
comes from Japan. is becoming quite
popular in this country. and is now
raised In thousands Of gardens. 1t
will thrive in almost any good soil
that will grow other radishes. The
seeds, which may be obtained from
any dealer. SHOULD be sown thinly and
covered lightly.
After the plants appear they must
be thinned vigorously. because these
radishes grow to an enormous size,
small ones being from four to six
inches in diameter.
These radishes are at their best
when about half grown. as they be
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Her Infinite Variety.

A woman smoked a cigarette, and
made thereby a sensation.
Such a sensation, in fact, that short
ly another woman was smoking, and
then another.
But as more and more women smOk-
ed the sensation they made grew less
and less, until at length they made no
sensation at all.
That ended it.
We'll, what next?" quoth woman
kind, for age could not wither her nor
custom stale her infinite variety
Puck.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

again. 1 don't know now to express
my thanks for the good it has done me
and hope all suffering women will
give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound q trial 1t was worth its
weight in gold. Mrs. J. 2. ENDLICH.
r. T. D. No. Z, Erie, Pa.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases we know of, and
thousands of voluntary testimonials
are on file in the Pinkham laboratory
at LYNN, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form of
female complaints, such as infiamma-
ton, liberation, displacements, fibroid
tumors, irregularities, periodic pains.
backache, indigestion and nervous
prostration. Every suffering woman
owes it to herself to give Lydia E. pink
hams Vegetable Compound a trial
If you want special advice write
Mrs.P inkham, Lynn, Mass, for it.
1t is free and always helpful,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
FANlaNa
GARDEN
KEEPING BOYS ON THE FARM
To Induce Contentment Youngsters
Must Be Given Some Stock and
Pets Of Their Own.
Ry n. CARR. Missourl.D

Fathers want to keep their boys on
the farm. but too many of them do not
want to give the boys start They
say Let them dig their way out as
did before them"
Every body cannot work hard all OF
the time in heat or cold, or in rain or
when the sun shines, but when he
asks for holiday often he is sent
back to work wits sore and heavy
heart, and many a boy on the farm
seldom gets a chance to go anywhere
for pleasure. That is discouraging.
Then, many farm boys are denied a
little spending. money, which every
boy Graves. He ought to have little
change that he can spend just as he
pleases. | know farmers who always
leave their boys at home to care for
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Alfalfa and Glover.

The New Jersey station reports that
the average yield per annum of green
clover to the acre is 1900 pounds.
and of green alfalfa $500 pounds;
the protein in the clover is GIG pounds
and in the alfalfa 2,214 pounds; one
ton of alfalfa has 255 pounds of pro-
TEN, and clover only 246 pounds But
alfalfa will produce three, four or
more cuttings each year. while clover
will produce one or. at at most. two.
says Coburn's Book of Alfalfa. Fur.
Their, clover will ordinarily survive but
two years. while alfalfa will last from
10 to 100, thus saving many plowings
and seedlings
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Taken Literally.

The sign in front of Harlem res
tsurant attracted the eye of farmer,
and he went in. He had raw. fry,
a stew, pan roast, broil, and a
steam on toast When he got through
he laid a quarter on the cashiers
desk, only to be told that he was shy
a dollar and a quarter. No. by jing."
said the farmer. "a quarters right
Doesn't your sign say. Oysters in ev'
cry style for % cents?'"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

the last two years. / think from your
description of Internal catarrh that
must have had that also. l suffered
very severely.
Nothing ever relieved me like Pc
runa. 1t keeps ne from taking cold
With the exception Of some deaf
ness am feeling perfectly cured.
am forty-six years old.
Il feel that words are inadequate to
express my praise for Peruna'
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Celery for Late Winter.

The celery intended for the late win
ter market should have the ground be-
tween the rows nicely mellowed and
free from weeds and crib-grass.
Run the cultivator between the rows
followed by the one-horse harrow ev-
cry ten days Just enough earth should
lie thrown to the plants to keep the
stalks upright.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
If They All Knew,

A woman speaker told New York
suffrage meeting that I'VE women
haven't concentration. Our minds just
go flirting around and don't get any
where" Considering which. is it not
superfluous for mere men 10 muss
about in wOmens affairs when they
know themselves so wen?"-St Louis
POst-Dispatch.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Elemental Error.

Judge Stevens was angling in the
Manitowish waters, and just after din
ner became involved in an argument
with his boat companion. The debate
lasted some minutes, and during that
time the judge had his baited hook
dangling in the air over his shoulder.
The guide took hand
Judge said he, peremptorily,
drop your line in the water. There
are no flying fish around here"-Chi-
cago Post.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Selecting Seed Corn

In selecting seed corn don't over
look the fact that the stalk is the
source from whence the ear drew its
sustenance then study the type of
stalk that produced the ear you chose
for seed. Not that it is healthy. Wig
orous and OF the proper proportions
from base to top.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Maybe.

Sunday School Teacher-Why did
Joshua command the sun to stand
still?
Little Emma (lately from the SCI
shorel-Oh. / s'pose be wanted to get
q bigger tan than anyone eIsel--Puck
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Subjective.

Il see somebody has invented a
noiseless' soup spoon. In what way
is it noiseless?"
why, madam, it's constructed in
such a manner that-er-you don't
make a noise when you're using it."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Tesr of Real Greatness.

Columbus had made the egg stand
on end
But could you unscramble it?' de-
manded the mortified courtiers.
Which merely accentuates the great
truth that nobody is springing any
real puzzles nowadays.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Natural ENDING.

Our cooks dead"
Indeed? Did she die natural
death?"
Yes, the natural death of person
who tries to light a fire with kero
sene!"-Stray Stories.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Dollar Wheat.

Dollar wheat in Chicago means that
farmers throughout the western coun-
try will receive an average of so cents
at least. while nearer the seaboard
they will get upwards of dollar q
bushel
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
COLDS
BREED
CATARRh
Her Terrible Experience Shows
How Peruna Should Be in Every
Home to Prevent Colds.

Mrs. c. S.
Sa G e T 8 e +,
1911 Wood
land Ave-,
K a n S a 8
CT t Y, Mo-,
writes:
Il feel it
a duty to
you and to
others that
may be af-
ficted like
myself, to
speak f o T
Peruna.
MY trou-
b ] e Fl T 3 T
came after
la gnppe
e / g h t or
nine years
ago, a gath
ering in my
head a n d
neuralgia. 1
8 u fl e r e d
most all the
{ i m e. Ny
nose, e a + S
and e y e s
were badly
ameetad for
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do For You

Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, n. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also re-
ceive a booklet of valuable informa-
ton, telling all about the kidneys and
bladder When writing, be sure and
mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at
all drug stores.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
NOT for Him.

Farmer Hayseed lin the city)--I
want to find an eatin' house.
Accosted Pedestrian-Are you look
ing for any particular place?
Farmer H-Wall, not too burned
p'tickler.-Boston Transcript.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
Erie, Pa. CT suffered for five years
from female troubles and at LAST was

ldlInOSG helpless. /
lwent to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, SO my
sister advised me to
try Lydia E. Pink
hams We ge ia BILE
Co pound, and
when [ had taken
only two bottles J.
could see a big
change, SO l took
six bottles and l am
novU c+ronnon9 aII
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
HORSE AS A POTATO DIGGER
Pennsylvania Farmer Has Animal
That Paws Up Tubers as Clean
ly as PatenE Machine.

A Pennsylvania farmer says he has
a horse which has a mania for paving
up potatoes, and be is going to employ
him for that purpose. The farmer
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
shlnwreck un TO Date.

Captain, is there much danger?'
Not a particle. A moVing-picture
outfit will soon be along and rescue
us after they have taken few films"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
A Perennial pIan.

Alfalfa win last four to ten or more
years, depending upon the character
OF the SOL. methods Of mauurirS and
cutting.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Plausible,

Sunday School Teacher Why was
the fiery furnace seven times heated?
Tommy suppose it went out be
tween times
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

Definition of Velocity.
Teacher-What is velocity, Johnny?
Johnny-Velocity is what chap let's
go of wasp with.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

A bald man doesn't want the earth.
Give him a bottle of hair restorer that
will restore. and he'll go on his way
rejoicing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Excellent Potato Digger.

declares that the horse win follow a
row and paw up every tuber as
clearly as if turned out with a patent
digger.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14
Size of sakuraJIu,a Radish as Com
pared With Water Bucket.

come somewhat strong and woody II
allowed to grow too large. The
Japanese boil them like turnips or
cabbage. but they may be eaten raw.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

There are many who recite their
writings In the middle of the forum.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-11-14

Every corrupt Judge examines badly
the truth.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
REDUCED RATES FOR HOMGSEEKERS

Little Rock, April 25.-R e. duced rates on the Rock Island railroad, for the benefit of home seekers from the North are an. nounced to go into effect about May 1.
 George H. Lee, general pas senger agent of the Rock Island made the announcement through assistant general passenger agent Charles B. Sloat. of Little Rock.
 The district about Pittsburg and Buffalo will probably be in. cluded in the reduced rate later. This is not reunion rate, which will be great deal lower than the homeseekers rate.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
BOON TO PILE VICTIMS
A Cure Without Cutting Or Other Objectionable Treatment

Here is a priceless boon to any one who suffers with piles of any kind. A medicine in tablet form taken internally that cures all forms of piles. only 3% of known failures.
 A medicine that is sold under strict guarantee. Your money back If you are one of the 3fo.
 A medicine that avoids opera tions and use of nasty salves or suppositories.
 Hesterly Drug Store, Pree- colt, Ark, and druggists every where sell this remedy-D r. Leonharot's Hem Roid, $l for 24 days treatment. Dr. Leonhardt Co.,, Station B, Buffalo, N. Y. Mail booklet on request.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
Reduced Rates

Little Rock and return $2.20 account Annual Reunion United Confederate Veterans, : Tickets on sale May II 15-16 and F and for trains arriving in Little Rock before noon May Is. Good for returning until midnight May 23rd.
 Hot Springs and return .$4.2O account State ConventionsBenev- olent and Protective Order of Elks and Aviation meet. Tickets on sale May 6 to 10 inclusive and bear final return limit to reach original starting point ptior to midnight of May 18th.
 A. B. Oliphint, agent.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25

was new one and he had not recog. nized it. Before he could decide whether Orcutt was drunk or crazy that excitable individual had come back towing Madge.
 She almost got lost again." he panted as he brought the girl LID. q declare you young people need an old man like me to look after you. We'll, I'll be getting off. Got some things of my own to be looked after.
 He trotted off, leaving Madge and Trevor facing each other For an fin. stant they stared dumbly, then Trevor raised his hat again
 T presume it is another of Orcutt's asinine mistakes" he said. though I'm sure l don't know what it all means"
 "Mr. Orcutt saw me on the train she explained. "I suppose that be did not know that our engagement had been broken and supposed that I was being carried past the station. Before l could explain that was on my way to visit Mary Bryan, he was so fa, ahead that l could not get hold Q, him" ,
 That's Orcutt all over," Trevor said with a smile. T suppose you want to get back on the train"
 He moved toward the Pullmans hu, at that moment the train pulled op, and left the girl behind. She looked blankly after the departing cars and the tears stood in her eyes She wa, reused by Trevors voice.
 Look here" he said, that was m, mistake of Orcutts. He was tho rr conscious instrument of Fate Tber, really isn't anything the matter ev cept that we were both too proud tc speak first If I say 'scuse won.t you come out to the house and tel the mater that all is serene again2"
 For moment Madge paused irreso lute. then her hand stole into Ire vor's
 "Tll say 'scuse, too," she mur mured We were both very foolish Harry. I'm glad that MT. Orcuti made his mistake"
 Tt wasn't a mistake" declared Ire vor, jubilantly. Tt was an inspira tion bless his interfering old soul
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
| ratChed For 40 Year
Used D. D. D. Six Months All
 ltChing Gone

Ibis is the actual experience of Anne Croman, Santa Rosa. Cal, with the wonderful D.D. D. Prescription.
 D. D. D. is the proven Eczema Cure, the mild wash that gives instant relief in all forms of skin trouble.
 Cleanses the skin of all i'm. purities washes away blotches and pimples, leaving the skin as sm ooth and healthy as that of a child.
 Get a 25c trial bottle of this wonderful Eczema Cure today and keep it in the house.
 We know that D. D. D. will do all that is claimed for it.
 Hesterly Drug Store, Pres, colt, Arkansas.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
Hot Springs Will Soon Have Gas

Hot Springs, April 24. TT h e Arkansas Natural Gas Company is very nearly ready to turn on the natural gas that is being piped from the Caddo field to Lit tie Rock, with a branch line from Malvern to this city
 A large force of men is at work on the line and it will be speedily completed. It has been expected that the entire work would be done and the service ready to Little Rock by May 1.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
''s Ssw Maurice Bath House

<, ao' !, Springs, April 25.-Work N a' wi a's new Maurice bath. house t,,o. " begin about May |. The con. a'ss p'ss mas $, been awarded to the rasn pas' AcLennan Construction ',pDany m of Chicago for sl16.ooo d me tn building will be construct. ta'i tl. steel, concrete and hollow t, uov, |s's tls' and finished with marble
 soDa s4u ~,, glass. The plumbing
 's1s Ts. will cost S35,ooo - '''''s
 p,asis aue Officers are W. c. Maurice
 p,esiaent' p,ssis M. J. Henderson <, n vice lre
 tt.rS'asat, tarv ssa A. J. Kampner e4 secre. s,re. |ltjs |s and and D. Burgauer treasprer sre r'
 sonss, ,s expected to be the e"1 hapa. uret. 'a'n' house in the state
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
One Way of Saving
 a Baby-Free to Try

Mrs Fred Croms of Alanson, Mich, never give their children anything else These are only few among thousands of women.
 You can buy a fifty cent or one dollar bottle of any nearby druggist, for they have all sold it for a generation, but if you want to test it on your child first send your address to Dr. Caldwell and he will oheerfully send you free sample bottle.
 Dr. Caldwell does not feel that the purchase of his remedy ends his obli- -gation. He has specialized in stomach. years and will be pleased to give the reader any advice on the subject free of charge. All are welcome to write him. Whether for the medical advice or the free sample address him pr. W. E. Caldwell. 4c2 Caldwell building. Monticello. Ill.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25

The mother does not live who would not eo all in her power to keep her child healthy. but often she does not know how. So when doctor of standing points the way all can afford to listen.
 It is an accepted fact that nine out of ton of the troubles of infants and chil- dren Is intestinal. You notice 1t by the
 net that the child is constipated, it hciches, is peevish and cries. Don't give q remedy that contains an opiate. because the child will get in the habit Of needing 1t. and don't become alarmed and run at once for doctor.
 Try scientific laxative first. Give a small dose Of pr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. the remedy that is intended for the use of children. It is mild, gentle and non- gripping. The remedy is absolutely pure and is guaranteed in every particular Mrs. Toomey of Emingsville. Pa. and
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25
CIRCUITS INSPIRATION

Madge had always detested Orcutt- othcious Orcutt, they called him-and so she shrank back in her seat in the chair car, and let him hustle forward to the other end of the train. Orcutt had been away from town all summer. and he would be certain to ask all about Harry when Harry Trevor was the last man she cared to discuss; especially with Orcutt.
 When he had gone away in the spring she had been engaged to Ire vor. Orcutt had been absent four -nths and much may happen in that time, given two highly strung young people each with an excuse of false pride.
 The little trips to Hillcrest had be- come things of the past and all be- cause of a misunderstanding so ab- surd that had either used little tact the engagement would never have been broken.
 She was going further up the road. and as Hillcrest was neared she drew back into her seat and away from the window. She did not even want to see the familiar station. Mrs. Trevor was an ideal hostess and Madge had spent many pleasant hours in the old Trevor homestead when she and Harry had planned what would come to pass when she was the ehatelaine Of the fine old place. This was the train she had always taken too, when she had come out to spend a few days with old Mrs Trevor and she did not want to be further reminded of those happy times
 But she had reckoned without Or cutt. He came bustling through the train just before the station was reached. The platform at Hillcrest was short and only the mic 7le of the train came on the platfol proper. lie was walking through tGo rain to strike the center of the ..form when the train should stop.
 This time Madge could no. escape discovery, and Orcutt came to a dead stop, dropping his bundles as he grasped her hand.
 Tt seems like old times to see vou again. he cried, and that internal porter has never come for your things Here, let me help you"
 he gathered up his own bundles and hers and hurried down the aisle. They were already in the tunnel which ran under the greater part of the town. In few moments they would be at the station.
 Madge followed to regain possession or her suit case, but in the brief in. terval others had crowded to the door of the vestibule and it was impossible to worm her way through and claim her own. Orcutt bore her luggage to the platform and turned it over to Trevor.
 She was day dreaming" he shout ed. and very nearly got carried past her station. But 1 saw her, my boy. and brought her out all right. Where is she?"
 lie turned and scanned the crowd on~the platform Madge was holding back In the hope that Trevor might see the mistake and return her prop erty without scene, but she had counted without Orcutt. He caught sight of her standing by the car steps and went blowing through the crowd.
 Here he is,'' he shouted. T found him for you. In my day, young men did not hold back when they were looking out for the ladies'"
 He grasped her arm and piloted her through the crowd to where Trevor stood Tn amazement. The suit case
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-25

M. Gimbel & Sons, Plaintiff
 vS. H. Silverstein and M.
 Bonestein Defendants The defendants, H. Silverstein and M. BoneStein are warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff M. Gimble and Sons.
 J. w. Forester, T. P. April 20, 1911.