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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Chauffeur Had Had Enough Accidents
With People Wearing False
Teeth.

Pretty That's Y. who has delighted
the audiences of New York's yaude-
Vile houses, was called suddenly to
Vermont to visit her sick mother. At
a town a few miles from her parents
home she hired an automobile and
asked the chauffeur to drive her with
as much speed as possible 70 her
destination.
The roads were very bad, and the
car. making good speed UP hill and
down dale. over rocks and ruts,
seemed bound to shake overheard it's
occupants.
After a little Of this iolting the
chauffeur turned to his fare and de-
manded:
Il say. ma'am. Do you wear false
teeth"
What impudence," exclaimed
That's Y.
"Oh. ma'am. It is not from impu-
dence," returned the chauffeur, that
l asked you the question. 1t Is be-
cause the road Is bad. the rocks are
hard. and II you wear false teeth. you
would do well to remove them until
We strike the pike. I've had enough
accidents OF that description"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

The cans are usually kept beneath the
water by slipping strips of board of
proper length, owe the tops of the
cans and under lodges at the side OF
the box. In using this method one
runs the risk of upsetting the cans
when putting the strips in position.
An improvement owe this method Is
shown In the accompanying sketch
which Is self-explanatory. The appara-
tus Is made of strips of board, one
Inch thick. The lower sketch shows
how the device is put In to the milk
box. B Is a hinge and A is a button
to lock the tongue C in place when the
device Is Strengthened out.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

to feel better when / had taken only
one bottle of Compound, but kept on
as I was afraid to stop too soon."--MrA
SADIE MULLEN, 272S n. B. St., Ell
wood, Ind.
Why will women take chances With
an operation or drag out a sickly,
half-hearted existence, missing three
fourths of the Joy Of living, when they
"a find health in Lydia Z. Pnkham'o
Vegetable Compoundp
For thirty years it has been th9
standard remedy for female ills, and
has cured thousands Of women who
have been troubled with such all.
ments as displacements, inflammation
liberation, ibroid tumors, irregulan.
ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges~
ton, and nervous prostration.
If you have the slightest doubts
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege>
table Compound will help y0up
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn
Mass, for advice. Your letter
will be absolutely CONFIDENTIAL
and the advice free.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Famous Eccentric Toasts.

Pitt, al kidderminster, gave a
toast in compliment TO the carpet
manufacturers.
May the trade of Kidderminster,"
said Pitt, be trampled under foot by
all the world"
A more audacious toast. freighted
with double meaning. has been vari
ously attributed to Smeaton, Erskine
and to some others. This after-dinner
trade sentiment was delivered in this
form:
Dam the canals, sink the coal pits.
blast the minerals, consume the manu-
features, dispense the of
Magazine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
SKIM CREAM WITH SYPHON
viii Do Its Work Expeditiously
In Any Receptacle.

A New York man has devised a sy.
phon particularly for the purpose Of
removing cream from milk. which
1t will do expeditiously, no matter what
kind Of receptacle the milk is in. The
syphon comprises an enlarged cham
Der with two straight pipes diverging
from 1t, one of them longer than the
other. At the top of this chamber is
D rubber bulb. To remove the cream
q cup Is placed at the side of the pitch
er or bottle containing the milk. The
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
TAKE \ DOSE or
|pIS!O.'S
ThE BEST MEDICINE
fov 60 AS z COLDS
Encourage the Boys.

When a boy presents an idea that
d feasible, pat him on the back and
encourage him, and he will develop a
love for agriculture and become the
pride of your heart in your declining
years and will love the homes and
the farms that you have worked SO
hard to pay for.
If farming has not paid in your case
by all means give the boy a chance to
begin without your handicap. What
was good enough for me Is good
enough for the boy" Is a maxim I'M
worthy Of a New England farmer. Give
the boy q chance at an agricultural
education and he will help you to stop
the leaks and turn the past and pres
ent into a brighter future.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

syphon is then placed in position with
the short leg in the milk bottle and
the long leg in the cup. BY squeez-
Ing the rubber bulb the cream Is suck
ed up and pumped into the cup. 1t
Is necessary, of course, to watch the
line OF cream SO that the pumping can
be stopped as soon as 1t is all removed.
This method is a big Improvement in
skimmtng the milk with a spoon. a pro
ceding which cannot be done if the Ii
ouid Is In bottles.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Bold Serbia.

"Ho, hunt" calculated honest Farm
Or Hornbeak. who had encountered In
the village newspaper an example OF
the %perversity which the linotype
sometimes displays. The editor OF
the Plaindealer amt afraid to speak
his mind. He comes right out and
says: In u opinion the Hon. Thorn
as Rott has Observation-Disclosures
Hbby.' And, by jolly! he says 1t IS
u he meant 1t, too!"-Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Clean the dairy stable each day.
Good butter Is always in demand.
Do not wet the hands at milking
time.
Feed the COWS either before or after
milking.
The dairy barn should always be
neat and clean.
The COW does not require ANNA
foods; the hen does.
DO not allow the mich COW to be.
come dirty from lack OF bedding.
Thousands of young pigs are annu.
ally lost through lack of exercise.
One should not try his hand at i'm
proving his herd by cross-breeding.
1t Is not SO much in the breed Of a
fowl or animal as in the care in feed
Even with the greatest care 1t is
hard to keep the COW stable ventilated
as it should be.
Do not allow any foul air around
the COW stable or places where milk
and cream are kept.
Last year Canada shipped into the
United States 1853, 917 younds Of
cheese and 1.111,325 pounds of butter.
No COW should be kept that will not
bring In $40 a month at present prices
and she ought to do better than that
If you have plenty of silage no dan
ger of the milk flow falling of. II
you haven't you will have learned g
lesson.
Be sure that the cows receive pier
ty of exercise. Allow them to rur
In h open vards during the p~leasan:
part Of the C.,.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Try This for Colds
Prescription Known for Results
Rather than LARGE Quantity.

Go 10 your druggist and get Two
ounces Of Glycerine and half an ounce
of Concentrated Pine compound. Mix
these with half a pint OF good whisky.
fuls after Zach meal and at bed time.
Smaller doses to children according to
age" Any one can prepare this at
home. This Is Caid to be the quickest
cough and cold cure known to the
medical profession. Be sure 10 get only
the genuine tGlobe) Concentrated Pine.
Each half ounce bottle comes in a tin
is out OF stock he will quickly get 1t
from his wholesale house. Don't fool
with uncertain mixtures. 1t is risky,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

II tried to cure this for eighteen
months, but 1t gradually got worse. A
doctor advised me to have my tonsils
cut out, but I did not like the idea.
Another doctor examined me. and told
me the same thing. I finally got a bot
lie OF Peruna. and after l had taken
ono bottle my throat was better. I
bought and used q dozen bottles, and
Aw / was going to get well, and ! did"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Selecting Good Cow.

When a man attempts to select a
iood COW by some theory that has
been fostered and cherished as an
Idle dream, he is going against the
prescribed rules that have been form
ing for generations and his success
will be discouraging.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

On general principles It is not al.
lvisable to compel cows to eat moldy
forage, but If the forage is but slight
" moldy and no other Is available
one must perhaps take the chances of
any resulting injury.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Where Surgery Falls Short.

surgery" said Simeon Ford at .
dinner in New York, "accomp!ishes
wonders nowadays. Hearts are sewed
up; the appendix Is removed; the
large Intestine is done away with.
But"
The noted humorist smiled.
but will the time ever come when
surgery will be able to remove the
cheek of a young man or the jaw OF an
old New York Sun.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
WATER TROUGH is AUTOMATIC
Receptacle Fills Itself az Often as
Emptied, but Never Overflows-
Valve Does Work.

A watering trough which will fiji
as often as emptied but will not over
flow Is shown IN the illustration. The
trough hangs from a spring arm, which
Is mounted on the water pipe. When
the trough becomes nearly filed with
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Words of Comfort.

MY doctor says l must sleep out
of DOORS" said the man who is not
strong.
Well" replied the friend who
makes painful efforts to cheer up:
its all right so long as your land
lord doesn't say it."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Automatic Watering Trough.

water the weight forces the valve stem
h water in the trough is completely
exhausted. the spring arm, no long
er held down by the weight, lifts suf-
fciently to raise the valve and start
the flow.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Executive ability consists In finding
a man who can do the work-and IN
letting him do 1t. Lots Of men who
can do tho first. can't do the second.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

be Compound :
was sick three
months and could
not walk. l SUI.
fered all the time,
The doctors said j
could not get weu
without an opera.
ton, for l could
hardly stand tho
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
right leg. / began
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Ask your druggist for "Ransom's Fam
lily Receipt Book 1911" free. 1t contains
so fine cooking receipts. If not obtainable,
write d. Ransom. Son & Co.. NY.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

am not SO lost IN photography as
to forget hat words are the daughters
OF earth and that things are the sons
of heayen.-Samuel Johnson.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Thousands of Consumptives die every
year. Consumption results from a neg.
lected cold on the lungs. Hamlins Wizard
Oh will cure these colds. just rub it into
the chest and draw out the infa mmation
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

There never was a good war or a
bad peace.-Franklin.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
COVERING FOR A MILK BOX
Ing Cans in Place by Strip of
Board Is Illustrated.

The usual practice of dairymen to
keep their milk cool is to put the milk
cans under running water in a box.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
WOMAN
ESCAPES
OPERATION
VASE ured byLydiaE Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Elwood, Ind.-"Your remedies have
bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's VekotA.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
Disposition Is important.

A cows disposition is a very impor
tant factor. The animal should b.,
gentle and kind and yet have the ty:
teal dairy, nervous temperament.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Life is a stage play; it matters o
how long We act. SO long as We act
well-BacOn.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Constipation, Indigestion, sick-headache
and bilious conditions are overcome by a
course of Garfield Tea. Drink on retiring.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

PILES CURED IN 6 TO Il DAYS
.orr druggist will refund money II PAZO
fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind.
Bleeding or Protrudinx Piles in 6 10 IL days. 5vc.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, is mad,
of clean, sweet, health-giving Herbs.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

The man who lets well enough
alone never gets very far ahead.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Some men, like some roosters, are
always Growing, but what's the use.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

You can often tell what a m
really e by what she doesn't say.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

A o~ne-sided argument never gets
very strenuous.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
BAD CASE
OF GRIP
Caused Sore Throat and Ton
<iIitls. Restored by
Peruna.

MI. w. II.
o y.
Stony Point,
70
writes:
"F1ve years
IGo ! took q
very severe
cold which
resulted In
b grippe. I
Aever W q 3
70 bad of. I
was In bed
. . v Q r q /
weeks, and
when I did
get up I had
10
and . o r .
throat.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Cleanliness Is neX to godliness.-
John Wesley.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORiA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that it
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

ASK FOR ALIENS FOOT-EASE
the nit optic powder to shake Into yonr hoes. Re
lieves Corns, Bunions, I%ngrowine Nails, Swollen and
Sweating feet, Blister and Csilous spots. Sold
everywhere, 26c. Don { dcceps any substitute. Sam
pie FREE Address Allen s. Olmstec. lie BOY, MI
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take BROMO Ouinine Iahlets
Druggists refund money IL IL fails to cure. r.. ~
GROW IS signature is on each box. 25c.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-03-24

Milk at regular periods.
Clean the dairy stable each day.
Good butter Is always in demand.
Do not wet the hands al milking
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16

majority stock an opportunity Of
the entire business Of the
In the desire of the organ
izers to make the company co-opera-
tive in the fullest extent and thus
secure the assistance of everyone
the laws of the state of Washington
were adopted as above outlined
Mr.. Watts gave light on the Hew-
lit mortgage and also receivers GER
tificates. liens, etc, prior to the Hew-
lit mortgage. He explained that in
the agreemen with Mr. Hewitt is was
agreed by the company to take care
of all this prior indebtedness up to
the Hewitt mortgage, when Mr.. Hew-
lit would ask for a sale of the prop
erty and give the Elmore Irrigation
company the opportunity of bidding
it in, and he further agrees to give
the company one or even two years
in which to settle for his mortgage.
Prior claims amount to about $40,-
600, over half of which includes the
receivers certificates. The company
proposes to give stock in the COM
pany in the ratio of two dollars for
every dollar for said stock and re-
ceiver's certificates or cash to be
placed in escrow until after the seq
regation is granted and title secur-
ed for the syste This makes all
parties safe inasmuch as nothing will
be turned over until full title to the
system is secured and the system
will stand back of the stock as sure
ty This stock will all be taken in
exchange for water rights at full face
value. In other words those taking
stock in the company now will have
their money doubled by the company
as soon as the segregation is grant
ed.
Mr.. c. L. Sawyer, Of Minneapolis.
addressed the meeting in the inter-
ests of the company and spoke at
length on the condition of the COM
pany and the purposes of those who
were attempting to make the scheme
a success. Mr.. Sawyer spoke with en-
thusiasm and carried conviction to
those present. He stated that he was
here for the purpose Of trying to help
in pulling this water difficulty out
Of a hole and thus saving his own
interests and investments in this VI
cinity.
Mr.. Sawyer has been one Of our
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16
PLANS OF ELNIORE IRRIGATION
COMPANY FULLY DISCUSS
ED BY ABLE SPEAKERS
Citizens Grow Enthusiastic Over a
0Carey Act Segregation For this Dis
trict and Large Sum is Subscribed
to Assist in the Work.

Last night large crowd attended
the mass meeting in the opera house
called for the purpose of discussing
the water situation and more partic-
ularly the Elmore Irrigation Com
pany.
Mr.. J. G. Watts, general counsel
for the company. was called upon to
explain the legal phase of the com
pany and its operations in regard to
the arey Act segregation. Mr.. Watts
explained the organization of the Ell
more Irrigation Company and it's op-
erations in regard to the Carey Act
segregation. Mr.. Watts explained the
legal phase Of the company and its
operations in regard to the Carey
Act segregation. Mr.. Watts explain
ed the organization of the Elmore
Irrigation Company from the time
the scheme was first conceived by
Francis d. Adams in his Office at Sc
attic. He told of the first meetings
called by Mr. Adams in this city to
interest the water right holders un-
der the Great Western Beet Sugar
Company's system and the develop
ments, step By step, to the present
condition.
He explained that the company was
organized under the state laws Of the
state of Washington instead Of Idaho
in order that every water right hold
er taking stock in the company
would be given a full vote in the an
nual meetings of the copany. Under
the laws Of Idaho stock is voted
hich would give one man holding
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16
ARMsTRoNGs LEAVE
viii Make Home in Washington
Where MIR. Armstrong Becomes
Connected With Irri. Co.

Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Armstrong and
Preston left the latter part of last
week for Tacoma, Washington, where
they will make their future home.
Mr.. Armstrong goes to accept the
position Of manager and treasurer
Of an irrigation company at White
Bluffs, Washington. This company
has one of the finest systems in the
northwest and delivers its water
through a system of pipes, not a
foot of ditch occurring along the en-
tire system. The company is going
to enlarge its system in order to take
in an additional large amount of
land. The company has an abundance
OF water for the settlers and the
new country is already receiving con-
siderable advertising for its fine
lands ana excellent water system.
White Bluffs is a fruit country and
is located about A 5 miles midway
between Yakima and Wenatchee.
Mr.. Armstrong will spend the
summer at White Bluffs where he
will be able to get in touch with
the work and push the work to COM
pletion and later residing at Tacoma
where the company has its main Of
fees. He is we'll qualified for his new
position and will make a success
there as he has whever he has been
The family has many warm friends
in this city who wish them good luck
and success in their new home.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16

With the opening up of spring in
Lewiston, the basket ball season at
the Lewiston state normal school is
closed. Beginning with December
and continuing until the present time
the season has been a most success
ful one. Of thirteen games the Nor
nal boys won ten. The scores are
given below.
Idaho Mercantile Co., 19; Normal,
2S; Knights of Columbus, 5; Nor
NAL So; Knights of Columbus, g.;
Normal 40; Asotin High School, IL;
Normal 81; Portage, Co. Fl" Sc;
Normal 49, Ellensburg Normal, "a;
Normal II; Lewiston High School,
33; Normal 22; Lewiston Business
College, II; Normal 81; Charleston
High School Z; Normal SS; Nez
Perce High School Is; Normal 16;
Grangeville Athletic Club 19; Nor
NAL 43; Cudlecas High School 1S;
Normal 3S.
III tn1 AhAA N'Sh beNAA~o
the Normal boys rolled up 4S5 points
as against their opponents 26O
Coach Chiesman deserves credit fol
the splendid showing made.
Base ball practice started this
week and will continue until the
close Of school. The schedule for the
season cannot yet be definitely an
nounced, as only few games have
been arranged for, but it is possible
that it is possible that the entire
schedule will be made out within the
mex week or two.
Tennis is already claiming the at
tention of the normal school students
This week was the first when it was
really possible for enjoyable playing
The warm, sunshiny days drew F;
number of students to the courts ans
it is quite likely that this year, al
in the past years. will see a grea
number of enthusiastic players ou
daily.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16

An exchange says if you wish to
keep a hired girl hire her at a dol
lar a week more than she asks and
allow her to meet her best fellow
seven nights in the week in the front
parlor, and if necessary, keep the
rest of the family in the kitchen. If
she has no best fellow, get her one.
Allow her each forenoon to receive
calls and the afternoon to make calls.
If her best fellow hasn't a horse and
buggy or an auto, buy him one and
teach him to run it. There is no
trouble whatever in keeping a hired
girl in this way until she is married.
You should never ask her to work
between meals.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16
Must Close Deal to Get Commission.

Must Close Deal 60 Get Commission.
Twin Falls. March 16.-An inn
portant decision was handed down
this week by Judge e. A. Walters,
presiding over the district court now
in session in Twin Falls, in the case
Of Woods & Thomas against Mr.. and
Mrs Bately
This case was closely watched by
all the real estate men in this sec
ton of the state. and the ruling
made by the court deals a hard blow
to the commission theory. The case
in point was that Woods and Thorn
as, a prominent realty firm Of this
city. negotiated with two parties for
the exchange Of property, but did
not close the deal absolutely, the de-
PENDANTS in the case stating that
they would come back later. In the
meantime another realty firm con-
summated the deal and collected
commission from both owners in the
eAchdhBe' WoVu5 q AhOlhoo, oh e"o
ground that the deal was theirs, col
lected commission from one owner.
but the defendants refused to pay
second commission, claiming that
they did not enter into any deal with
the plaintiffs and therefore owed
them nothing. Woods & Thomas be-
gan suit. but the court in making
the decision held that according to
law that any agent or agents we're
not entitled to any commission un-
less they consummated the deal.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16

Mrf j. n. Dillinger, engineer at
the Electric light plant, suffered a
painful injury late last Monday night.
He had finished his shift and was
about ready to start for home when
he noticed the engine was not work
ing right. He stopped to make a small
adjustment an din so doing his hand
slipped and was caught in such n
manner as to cut on the end of his
fourth finger and nearly all OF the
third. Medical assistance was hurrid-
ly summoned and the injured mem
bers dressed. He will be laid up for
three or four weeks.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1911-03-16

Frederick Steigmeyer Of Salt Lake
City, passed through the city the first
of the week on his way to Boise
from Grand View Mr.. steigmeyer Is
attorney for the settlers in the Grand
View valley and had been down
there several days looking over the
situation before going to Boise to
take final action in the creation of
the new district. is reported tha
he dam and ditch is in excellent con-
dition and that irrigation in he val
ley this summer will be a success and
bumper crops assured to all the
ranchers