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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
M.rbI. Rock Now. Notes.


Marble Rock, March 21.-Mrs. NJ r.
Wilson had an Sunday reunion OF
her fathers family. Mt which she en-
tertained her father. Mr.. Plumber, and
members from Minnesota and from
Springville. Iowa.
Mrs Morton. OF C7arksville is visit
ing relatives and friends here.
Mrs. Baltimore. OF California. left for
her home IN that state on Tuesday.
Mrs. Mes. of this place. Is mourning
the loss OF her aged mother. who died
at Rockford last week
The people OF this place have decided
upon celebrating Independence day In
a royal manner this year. a speaker
Of national fame has been asked to
give the speech OF the occasion.
Theodore Messcrschmidt and family
are at the Hot Springs.
Mrs. James Barr. who has been at
Colfax for treatment. came home last
Friday
Next Saturday evening the Cornell
Glee Club Will give one OF their ia
nous concerts here.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
w.rnino 10 Railroad Mon.

Look out for severe and even dan-
gerous kidney and bladder trouble re-
sulting from years OF railroad1ng: Geo
r. ReII 639 Third street. Fort Wayne,
Ind, was many years a conductor on
the Nickel Plate. He says: Twenty
wears Of railroading left my kidneys In
terrible condition. There was contin-
nal pain across my back and hips and
nv kidneys gave me much distress.
and the action Of my bladder was fire.
ouent and most painful. got supply
of Foley Kidney Pills and the first bot
tie made q wonderful Improvement
and four bottles cured me completely.
Since being cured have recommended
Foley Kidney Pills to many Of my rail-
road friends" Mcbride & VIII Drug
Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
FUNERAL OF Or. TROY.
Body Taken to Nashua For Intsrmsn
=Pastocs Attend 9arxieaa.

Pastors Attend Services.
Charles City. March 21-The body
OF Rev. H. w. Troy arrived in this city
from his home in Fayette and burial
took place in Nashua.
The funeral services were held at
Fayette and District Superintendent
Mershon delivered the ser mon
Among those who delivered eulogies
were Rev. Thomas Fleming, Rev. ]. w.
Bissell. Rev. E. G. Gruwell. r. w.
Cooper. president of the Upper Iowa
University. DIR. d. NJ. Parker and Rev.
G. H. Kennedy. pastor of the NJ. E.
church at F>ayette.
Among those to accompany the
body on the way to Nashua were
Mrs. Troy of Waterloo, mother OF the
deceased; Miss Troy, sister, also of
Waterloo: Mrs. H. w. Troy, wife of
the deceased and her three children.
Nearly hundred people Of this city
went to the depot to express their SYM
pathy and to pay tribute of respect for
the dead man.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21


Hero 10 . homemade remedy that
case g g hours: This recipe makes
Q pint-enouFh for Whole family:
You couldn't buy - much or ~ good
ready made cough syrup for $3.50.
ME- one pint OF gran9lated sugar.
3 minutes. Put ~. ounces Of Pinex
lnfty cents WORTH in . pint bottle.
and add the Sugar Syrup. This Keeps
perfectly and has . pleasant taste
children like It. Braces up the ape
You probably know the medical value
Of pine In treating asthma, bronchitis
and other throat troubles. sore lungs.
etc. There 10 nothing better. Ptnex -
the most valuable concentrated com.
pound OF Norway white pine extract,
rich in Gulaicol and all the natural
healing pine elements. Other prepaEo.
9ion0 win not work in this formula.
The prompt results from this tnex.
ponstv0 remedy have made friends for
lt in thousandS Of homes in the United
states ana Canada, which explains Why
che plan has been initiated often, but
Z g1araaty, g ABSOLUTE satisfaction.
o. money Dfo@ptly refun6e6. 1ooo With
g Will Got g for you. 1f not, send 60
The 310ox Co. II WAYNE, Ind,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
pEFRAuDEo A WIDOW.
Woman Falls in Love and 10 Easy Vic
tim to Crook Arrested in Iowa.

Chicago March 21.-Harry Stewart.
alias Harry Jennings. was arrested in
Cedar Rapids on charges OF defraudinS
81 Chicago widow out of 500. accord
iny to a message received by the chi
cago police today. The widow. Mrs.
Hattie T.. Wright. SAYS she answered
Stewards advertisement for house :
keeper for his new home In Kalamazoo.
Mich. and that when they met they
fell In love with each other. whereupon
he borrowed a diamond ring and the
money from her and did not come back.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
Sunday Morning Fire at k.n.wh..

special to Times RepuOl1can.
Kanaw-ha. March 21-Sunday morn
ing about o'clock the fire alarm was
violently rung at Kanawha. The deb
Ter barber shop was on fire This build
ing Is In the center Of the block on
the east side OF the main street LLOYD
Petheran and family We're living I'm the
rooms upstairs and It was here the
fire started. Mrs. Petheran was visit
ing her parents and Mr.. Petheran
came In late. The fire seems to have
started in the bedroom, but the cause
it not known. Mr.. Petheran was so
overcome with smoke, that he has not
as yet been able to give any particulars.
He was carried unconscious from the
building. The building was insured,
but the furniture and belongings OF
Mr. and Mrs. Pethernn was not IN
sured and are a total loss
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
JUDGE HOWELL I'LL.
Attacked With Appendicitis Last Sum
rner, Underaoes Operation Recently.

Special to Times Republican.
Iowa City. March 21.-Judge r. F.
Howell OF the local district court. Is
in the university hospital having been
operated on for appendicitis. Judge
Howell while serving as colonel OF the
Fifty-fourth Iowa. at the encampment.
last summer. was stricken with APP
pendicitis but managed to pull thru"
without an operation. A recurrence OF
the attack came last week. and the use
OF the knife became imperative, He
is doing nicely.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
WEST SIDE FARMER SUED.
Two Suits Filed Asainst Isaac pattsr
son by Young Women.

Special to Times-Republican.
Denison. March 21.-Mr. Isaac Pat
terson. resident Of West Side. in this
county. is made defendant in two cases
in district court which commences
here March %. In one Nellie Derrick
and Matte Hanna charge that ne by
false pretenses induced them to sign
away their right to half section of
valuable land and they now want the
deed set aside and they become owner
OF one-third interest. In a second case.
Nellie DERRICK alleges that Mr. Pat
terson induced her to obtain a divorce
from her husband in September. 1909.
and promised that he would support
her we'll and finally leave her the
greater part Of his property alleged
now to be $25O.00O. She says that I'D
to last September he supported her but
then refused to further She now brings
suit for 100000.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
TO REnAsILlTArE CAR SYSTEM
N. w. Harris 4 Co. to Improve Dss
Moinss Traction Limos.

Des Moines. March 2l.-A. w. Harris
and Edward P. Smith, representatives
Of N. w. Harris & Co, of Chicago. are
in Des Moines today to arrange for
taking over the Des ,Moines street car
property. which the Harris company
acquired last week.
The formal transfer will take place
tomorrow. J. r. Harrigan, formerly
of Columbus. Ohio, who becomes man
ager OF the Des Moines system, accom-
panied Mr.. Harris and Mr. smith.
Mr.. Harris stated that the company
proposed to rehabilitate the system ana
give Des Moines excellent car ser
"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21

Morality.
MY duty to my neighbor 10 most
nearly expressed BY saying that I
have 70 make him happy-f may
Robert Louis Stevenson.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
Plies Quickly
\ I. Cured at Home
Instant Relisf. Permanent curs-Tria'
= Package Mailed Frss 70 Al
In Plain Wrapper.

Many cases Of piles have been cured
BY. trial package Of Pyramid Pile
Cure without further treatment. When
Il proves It's value to you. get more
from your druggist at soc q box and. be
sure you get the kind you ask for.
Simply MI out free coupon below and
mali today. Save yourself from the
sureeon's knife and its torture. the
doctor ana his bills.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
Two J.iIbirds Escape.

Cedar Rapids. March 21.-Bert
MYERS and James Walters. held In jail
here on serious charges. escaped last
night by unlocking the cell door with
a key made from pewter spoon.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-21
LINE TO De BUILT THIS YEAR.

Work to Start Soon on Iowa City o.
tumwa lntsrurban.
Iowa City. March 21.-The Iowa
City Ottumwa Interurban Railway
Company announced that the Arnold
company OF Chicago would build the
new line half way to Ottumwa (about
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
4 Tactful Collector.

A strange parson, officiating in a
country church in the absence of the
rector, to his borrow saw the gentle
man who had handed the plate. when
returning it to him, slip a half crown
off and put it into his waistcoat pocket.
runs a story in Seventy Years of Irish
Life Immediately after the service
he told the sexton to request the gen
tleman to come to him in the vestry
room When he came he said to him:
Sir, never was so shocked and pain
ed in my life. I distinctly saw you,
sir, abstract a half crown from the
plate and put it in your pocket"
"Of course you did, " replied the man.
Here it is, I always do so. You see.
when | get the plate, before | begin 10
hand it round, l always place a half
crown on it in order to induce people
to give more than they otherwise
would, and l afterwards remove it as
you saw me do"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
WAR Is UNNECESSARY,
ASSERTS AMBASSADOR

New York, April 3.-"Is war neces-
sarge queried David Jayne Hill, am
bassador to Germany, yesterday in his
lecture at Columbia University. The
speaker made an emphatic denial al
most in the same breath. His topic
was, THE State as an Armed Power"
DR.. Hill deCried the statements of
certain prophets who assert that war
is coming without justifying their
assertion.
There are prophets who cry out
that the Hague Tribunal is a useless
council of nations, and that We are
doomed to certain warfare" said the
ambassador, but crises come and go
and peace is maintained, notwithstand-
ing these evil prophecies.
To-day we are a rational people and
war is a barbaric, not civilized oc-
currence. Battles and skirmishes are,
at most, crude and cumbrous method
of settling disputes and are not in ac-
eordance with the principles of modern
civilization. Why cannot the troubles
and disputes between nations be set
tied by court of arbitration rather
than by bloodshed?
1T is fact that all the powers COL
lectively have not yet expended the
cost of a single battleship in promot-
ing the cause of international peace.
Total disarmament is not yet in sight
nor does it seem likely to be accom-
Iplished. Until We get some guaran-
tees of assurance as to the prevention
of wars by a combination of the great
powers we must rely upon our armies
and nayies to maintain peace l hope
that some such tribunal will give us
this assurance in time"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Now and then, says the Cincinnati
Times-Star, John B. Stanchield tells a
new story. The other night he was a
guest at the diner of the sheriff's pan
Ell, always the most ornate dinner Of
the year. 1t costs $4,000, and, to dis
pose of this fund, the diner master
provided solid silver souvenirs, in ad-
dition to the barrels of vintage cham
payne Mr.. Stanchfeld told this yarn
to illustrate a point:
"a very wealthy man got a note
from the Black Band" said he. ut
read as follows: If you do not send
us 100000 we will kill your wife
THE millionaire replied at once to
the address given: Nothing doing on
the money; but I'd like to hear from
you further Your proposition interests
me-"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The commanding officer of a mil
itary station, desiring that the growing
grass around the quarters be offered
every protection, gave strict orders to
the sentries that only his COW should
be allowed to go over it. says Harper's
Magazine.
One day he generals wife, wished to
make a short cut by walking over the
grass from one path to the other
mo one to pass here, madam" said
the sentry.
The lady drew herself up. do you
know who | am?' she demanded
mo, madam" replied the impassive
sentry. 81 do not know who you are,
but do know that you are not the
generals COW, and no one but the COW
is allowed to walk on this grass"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
4 CRUSADE AGAINST PROFANITY.

"Grandmaster Byrne in his address
to the Masonic Grand Lodge last week,
made a strong and wholesome appeal
to the fraternity against the use of
profane language. His address was
eloquent and forcible, and so striking
" in harmony with the teachings Of
the order that it is stated that 700 of
his Masonic brethren at once signed a
pledge to abstain from the practice.
The foregoing extract from the Chat
tanooga Times of recent date tells
briefly of what will likely prove to De
the most widespread and effective cru
SADIE against profanity that has ever
been launched. The strength of the
Masonic order has been and will con-
tinue to be exerted strongly and gen.
orally against profanity. The high
virtues inculcated among the teach
ings of Masonry may well stress and
emphasize the necessity of temperance
and sincerity in speech.
The efforts of the leaders of Mas
.onry to oppose the unnecessary habit
of profanity is indeed a worthy one. No
organization of the many which have
attempted this reform can WELD a
broader or more powerful influence IN
behalf of sane and temperate speech.
The efforts of the Masons, joined with
those of the Holy Name Societies Of
the Catholic church and the various
Protestant bodies, should accomplish
widespread and lasting good in this
particular.
1t should be the object of those who
are inaugurating these reforms, how
ever, not to become sticklers or 20
attempt to emasCulate speech. There
is certain emphasis in some words
that are termed profane and which are
not profane at all. Rugged, pictures
que speech is as necessary and as in
evitable as rugged and picturesque
character. The reforms metioned
should have sanity and poise and
wholesome good judgment as their ba-
sis. To attempt to make SISSY" and
imbecile speech the only vehicle for
the conveyance of thought is as fool
ish as the other extreme.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
Meant Well.

The old friends had had three days
together
you have a pretty place hero,
john" remarked the guest on the
morning of his departure But it
looks a bit bare yet"
"Oh, that's because the trees are SO
young" answered the host comfort
ably. Il hope they'll have grown to a
good size before you come again. -
Metropolitan Magazine.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
The Making.

First Physician-Can you make any
thing out of the patients trouble?
Second Ditto-I think if we manage
right We can make about five hundred
apiece out of it,-Baltimore American.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
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Seeing Only Was Believing.

A trio of professional story tellers
were off in a cozy corner of the club,
spinning yarns, says Lippincott's.
Brown had just told a most unbelieV-
able story, and the other two glanced
at each other questioningly,
well, assure you, gentlemen said
Brown, eff l hadn't seen it myself !
shouldn't have believed it
a-h'm-well," said one Of the
two doubtful ones, you must remem-
Der, old man, that we didn't see it..
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
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The decree of divorce obtained by
Actor Nat c. Goodwin's fourth wife
forbids Mr. Goodwin to remarry during
her lifetime.-Daily Press.
Let Cupid break his golden bow
And Hymen quench his torch;
Let bridal roses cease to blow
Upon the latticed porch.
No more shall orange blossoms crown
The leading lady's brow;
"A honeymoon, don't rise; stay down
Nat will not need you now.
The parson in the chancel stands
With eager, longing look,
And holds within his pious hands
The marriage-ritual book
The church's door is open wide
Alas! there enters in
No bridegroom and no blushing bride;
There is no Lohengrin.
Without, the brides in the trees
Are mating in the spring;
For him no more upon the breeze
The wedding-bells shall ring;
No shower of rice! no cast-Off shoe,
Shall speed him fast and thick;
The license clerk will miss the IL
NiYersal Benedick
But oh! the thousand gentle hearts
That must in woe repine,
Nor feel the smarts of Cupid's darts,
Nor baSk within the shine
OF Hymen's altar, nor respond
With duttering pit-a-pats
Unto another just as fond
The might-be Mrs Mats!
Richard Linthicum.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
Open the door,

New York has at last elected a de-
cent Democrat as senator. The hold
ing up of the proceeding by Boss Muir
ply was a disgrace to the state, but
the ending of the matter proved
worthy, at least.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

A man doesn't have to get very many
highballs under his belt in order 70
convince himself that he is a good fell
low.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

A woman who can't tell you what
the text of the sermon was can de-
scribe every gown that was in the
church.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The presidents message broke a
record for breyity. Verify the saliva
ton of the country must be in sight
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The hairs of a mans head may Je
numbered, but in after years there are
lot of the back numbers missing.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

You get a new ten dollar bill
And smooth its folds with pride,
1t looks so beautifully big,
So crisply long and wide!
Its yellow back like sunshine seems
lit gives the note some classD
You even find beauty in the face
OF Michael Hillegas!
But brief is your enjoyment, for
You have to buy a hat,
You get in change five, two ones,
And ragged bills at that.
Still there is beauty in five
So long as it is whole,
You feel the pictured Indian
Is not without a soul.
But other needs must soon be met;
You buy all sorts of things
The eagle on the dollar bills,
Like riches, spreads its wings,
They fly away, these lesser notes,
In spite of your laments;
And soon you'll find your lovely ten
Looks just like thirty cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04
Bargain Battles.

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES can / find
the silk counter?
Floorwalker-Third battle to the
right,-Judge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Woman suffrage may yet get its
death blow a-la-Brutus from some Of
the gentler sex.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Why have they forgotten that DR..
Mary Walker was the first harem-
skirter?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

A South Carolina man obtained a
verdict of $4,000 from a railroad COM
pany, but doesn't happen often.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Though he is dead, the spirit q
Petrosino is moving Italy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Ever notice what funny names the
people in a strange town have?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Soon the heroes of the Spring man
euvers" will valiantly return.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

There are fully ten applicants for
each piece of Democratic pie.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The sentiment against harem-skirt-
ers is getting even stronger than the
unpleasantness of very bad eggs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

If you would discover mans sore
spot keep quiet and let him talk.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

SOME,
MORNING SMILES.

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Our motto said the suffragette,
lis Forward"
IF that's the case" said her hus-
band, who was sewing buttons on his
coat, why is it that you always get off
a car backwards" -Chicago News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Buffalo Bill will find politics tough
er than fighting Indians.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Only a short time left in which to
think over the bond election
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Columbus will soon drink the pur-
est artesian water.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

There are some individuals who can
even praise the extra session.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Atlanta ball players are at least
champion scrappers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The April Fool cranks may now re-
cover from their big surprises.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

81 have begun preliminary practice
What do you mean?"
Il go out every day and sit for a few
moments on the bleachers. Want to
harden myself for those opening
games. "-Washington Herald.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Spring poultry is rounding into
shape.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

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(The British Weekly
Open the door, let in the air;
The winds are sweet and the flowers
are fair
Joy is abroad in the world today;
.It our door is wide it may come this
way.
d Open the door!
Open the door of the soul; let in
Strong, pure thoughts which shall ban
ish sim
They shall grow and bloom with a
grace divine
IAnd their fruit shall be sweeter than
that of the vine.
Open the door,
Open the door of the soul, let in
Sympathy sweet for stranger and kin.
1t will make the halls of the heart so
fair
That the angels may enter unaware.
Open the door.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Diaz seems to be getting into the
notion of quitting the game.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Macon boasts proudly of real hare.
cat fight.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Editor Stovall, of Savannah, will not
be a senatorial candidate.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Griffin wants a Board of Trade.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The newspapers appear to have
overlook ed a bet in telling of the I'M
known woman who wore a harem skirt
across Brooklyn bridge the other day. "
How so?"
None of them expressed the opinion
that the unknown was Dorothy Ar
mold "-Houston Post.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

Vote fer Americas today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

The Carnegie Library is one of Am
CIRCUS most helpful Institutions
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-04

How did the burglar escape?' in
quired the detective.
Well" replied the guard with the
damaged eye, ''he sort O. nicknamed
himself out"
What do you mean?"
First he pried open his cell door
with a jimmy, then he knocked me
down with a billy, and then he sailed
forth. Boston Transcript.