The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-10-10
|lNEs MAILER HAS CUT
I'm on SCHAEFER'S ROLE
Jas CLOWN EXTRAORDINARY
|anaser Gets His License To
Enter Comedian Class BY
Calling EN- All-Stars.
NULLIN AND TY. SHINE.
FAUST, Giants Funny Man. Pulls
on Stunt That Resembles
Jimmac's Closely.
kULLIN AND TY. SHINE.
d RALPh Z. YoNkER.

zone something very foonsh; you want
y tell somebody about II.
James McAleer must feel about
his way but he doesn't dare tell any
|ody. The foolish thing he has pulled
q 70 name his aggregation contendinf
against the Athletics, the AlLStars
Ne meant the AllWash aggravated
ty q few real ball players from De
|roit and other cities.
His line-up &C Washington yestef
Iay Included Milan, Gessler. Fiber
IeId. Mcbride and Henry. OF the Ma
tiOnals. leaving Cobb In center field
and Mullin In the box TO form most
DI the stellar part OF the organization
And the Tigers acted out their part
d life size. Mullin held the Mack
men to seven safe ones, and Cobb
box homer and q triple which he
pulled into a run by his old stunt oi
.anntering back TO the third sack and
'hen dashing for home while some
|ody kindly heaved the pellet away
|om the scene Of action. Barry was
Ne good youth. HEAVIER. In this case,
This All-Star proposition must mean
INT the Nationals didn't make ell the
honey they needed the past season.
1t rsminds one OF q little melodrama
hey say Faust. the Giants' comedian,
PRESENTED once.
BIZ the way, you see In New York.
IuRgsy Mc0raw lets his comedian.
FAUST. do al the funny stun. but In
be center OF the land Of the free
|hofo the baseball seasons nearly
#er and there's nothing much to live
br but the trusts and the worlds
trice. McAleer thinks he has q IL
6nse 10 butt In on his own perfectly
bod end man, Schaefer. Now Schaef-
IL q good enough clown and Nc
.|etr's jealousy Ii not commendable.
Which Il neither here nor In Wash
&ston
But 10 continue with the classical.
AUST. they say, came across with
bis one recently. you'll see the
pint after the shows over)
lie sent out Invitations to little
41ftyg n his room at the Auditorium
Chicago. the other night The
hosts were De Wolf Hopper. the two
arnhme. Drufy Underwood and sew
+aI Of the New York players--Her-
#f. NarQuard and others.
The guests fled sDlemniy into the
Dom and round no one there TO greet
|tm. They sat down and awaited de-
Shipments. After some delay, pos
|bir due 70 hitch I'm the arrange
tents Of the stage, Faust made dra-
tatIc entrnncef the bathroom.
mr.. Faust. :" said Hopper, you have
[avcIed extensively. and you know
&sebalI. From your point OF view
= an expert, what would be the per-
/nnol OF the ideal baseball team
= organization that could not be
<aten By any other baseball ma
6ine7''
-Berinning with the catcher" re-
bed Faust, II would select the great
n Of them all--slightly heavy on his
Iet. but magnificent thrower ana
liter, Chief Myers"
|rFirst base7" pursued Hopper.
'tWhy. beyond any doubt. the great
~ fIrsf baseman In the business 10
Red Merkle. Manager McGraw
frees with me on that point"
rSecond basef"
Tan. there Il only one possible Sc
&ctiOn for that place. A great block
n. speedy. covering lot OF territory,
bod at the bat; Larry Doyle"
And so on through the infield and
Ne outfield.
Nov We come to the most import
III Of them all" said Hopper. The
,|fchers' 2
an replied Faust. with courtiy
,6u toward MafQuard. who for some
.&ason was tied in q knot In his chair;
Rube Marqnard and Christ Mathew
Here, then. IL the ideal team" as
Affected by Faust:
D6vore. left field.
Z. Doyle. second base.
8nodnfngs. center field.
Murray right field
Utrkle. first base.
Horxog. third base.
Fletcher. shortstop.
Myers. catcher.
Xafhewson, pitcher.
|arouard. pitcher.
which n Faust's way OF saying
.|af the team which he is travelling
..fh II the greatest on earth, only
..nst protends to be a comedian.
The showing of the Athletics
|1insf the Nationals and the Stars
.4 not highly encouraging Besides
<|fIne most OF the runs, the nom
..nb clhet did most Of the baseball
.'|1Int. Thomas got one OF the Ath-
.|1. rms with homer, which may
..u that he'll repeat against Mat
-. 80 &.r<.kol.Iv dooan'f ana