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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
j3nriif ans SentidllanS.
l}eln lnrf M l(nf1

NClu FJulls ~. -Nuu.
Grof bon @ernItorii ser oeltiAe
@otihaIter fir Die &ereinlgten
Stuaten. lit III 9tclp Dort ll3efom-
men, pon no er nod Maihiugton
meiter reiien miro Gr fonmt BON
GcutihIanO. no er eineu llrlaub pom
orei Wonaten poqbradlte. uuo feline
idbrIide aonfereu5 nit Dem aaiicr
bntte.
9Ioh ieincr @}eini,ng 1T ser poIi-
tiihe Sinlnlel mas sic &creiniQten
Gtooten un0 Qcutihlano anQcht.
bolitdnniq molfenIos Ii, Ieioile
9olioiiiercn, lit 10 gut pic 9cihlh-
tet uno niht9 IicQt oor. mas ocl
omerifdniiden ooer oeutidlcn Ciplo.
matte idIailoie giddte berelten
f0uute
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
s9y- StrGubt lidj gegen ben tGI!et
ztohI.

SD ponie einem Doctor nitbt srs
loubtn meiueR 6rS O5sunehmen" insie
0 s. @bD. Bantam. GBO. ,obgieI1
EN- nrdtbnrss @eihiuir MIDI isit pier
,{ahrcn plagte. 9lnltoit oeHen braudie
id @udIsn's 9lruica Salbe. uno msiip
SUB mar bnlb 9ebeiIt". 6eitt Brano~
uno @ribwunoeu. geulentrnute 9dnts
iielIen. 2Ibihdriungen. Gc5emn. YimpIes,
0ugncrausen unb 1T Die iid5erite 6ia
morrboloensaur. 25c bel 8. Z. 6 u
bart. MpOtbeter.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
Sine @cidlnlOiGnn9. .
0nnins Gitn. 9O}o.. Is.

&dnia5 Gttp. Wto., 16. 9top.
Ger 9unDeaienator Clpeu pon
Slahomo erregte in ser bier itat1
finOen0en Situna oe5 (ran@miiil5
Iippiiden @on0dSfonlreiies enc
Srniution aIS or crfldrtc 0aB itiuar
gnliht naf Oic ier6en 2eute. ,uelne
auf sen Sturi 0es GGtrdcm;fers oes
Observation-Disclosures. Tr. Mien
hirnrbcitcict; md 0a5 @cio iiir oic
@apcuunQ Iicierten. neIhe lii Qel'r
Sic Ginrid)tung eiuca ndtionaltn @.
llmODcii$6ureau5 rihte.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17

ms Slnaup Slhau tGnt Nil
gadrid)t, oaB sort artdm,t uty9
IN Siuau (ihou. eincN Stt1aitn
so Mci,eu norooitIih pou Saou. iol.
len oie 2ofa,bch6r0en 0ic 6uht II.
griiieu hG5cu uuO DER Go,t '2a 0ort
ohgnnni lem.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
@inen @ifttrant bon Garbul.

idure uutm in Der @jrtbi6aIt pOu &.
ShuIj, Ar SnpitroBe. ein irnberer
8ellner III Sdrant's Safe, @ruit
&te6ieG, gu iih. ebe ct BON benz
Sdantudrter oaron perhinoert meroen
'onnte. 6r fiel IN &rdmpien Su gD.
6'n. uno ss muroe nah einsm gr5ie
ttlepbonirt. Der oem 3pOescanoiooteu
5eu Wneen auspumpte. 10 Dab CT be.S
aufer @eiabs mar. 8leolel lOn i1iUJI
0etrunten uno ole Chat III elneHt gln'
inlle BON g8eItihmer5 Dera,t baben
Die RoIiSei nnbm jbn IN @emabrIom.
iubalo lie upn oem &oIiou torie. Ger
@iittnnt bat Spuren bintsrlaRer, on
Aened Bleoiel nob lGn8e Su Ieioen ba'
ben mlro
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
2oS staatSoberacridlt pOn spis.

coniln bat EienltagrOr9en oie 9ONiis
lutiounliGt oeS Nrbtlters9 umpenias
uouSgeiCBsS. lpelhes upf Der Iebten 9ts
atslltur ougeucmmen wurGe. IN elmer
bonn Cberrldter 8luslow 0eithriebentn
@ni'beioung beltdtigt @S banOelie
iib nm ben dall bon BorgniS un5 ans
oerer aegen Die Salt @ompnng pon
Yliwduise, in BEN Der Sldger, Der siS
neu ldugeren Tlenlttoh!ro!, nit otr
sail so bate. cine SlGge einlsitets,
um Die 6irma oaOOn nbiubolten. idD
inter Den Sbug 6eieS 6jeiebeS 81 bee
geben. in6em er bebauptets, oaB wenn
tie iih oniiir enti6ei0e. or entmeoer
ieine Stellun9 nieoerIe9sn OOer lib
Dem @eleB iiigen muiie uno 6aOurb
ieine 9elebIben Rsdtsmittel einbiben
mhroe. i1uS er pdbrenO Der 2(rbeit psrs
Iebt pliroe
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
SripeIiS
,Nal6muno i'm HadDtbcil.

(rlpoli9. IT, 1,ou
$tnIicniife N'eloun1cn iolsH oaE
glngrllie Der Iilrtcn AMI 1cud mo
Die italieniihcn glubenpolItU btl
Gobrof ohSc!plcicn murocu.
Is miro ert,ort. 0lB cine QroDc
gn3dbI bon &taIeucrn bon @cwehr
fugeln mo idlmcrcu c5eihoiiru air
nbNdtIih aus ihrcr urlpriiruGdga
6orm gebrnht r1rcn ocrWull
mur0e. mas Qcaen 0aa lu.ernotloua,c
&rie0Sredlt mare.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
@On Der 9lufIaac - @iitmorccs
irciacipr H.
Norteauoa0 - Pco

Portanoa0 - lico
Irau Gto yari roc cen NH
@eid oorancu pom 1lHft11e igH
Qeiprodgn l5rcH oeu cfca
GiC1}udlicr uno ~ on5las 'lae
0cna1u1h. perl'ts 'uteu
0Gtmorcreu mar aH5iJ Sma
oW I'M Ncratdunl 2JrioU lt
te mdhren0 Der &g 1iangan on.
Qe'all SAB mGhr i'm Glt m
tons ror iar ]'a, relcIr3 Jc
icoe 4'ude mehru MI Scr c.t
}idtjate.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
Sfllimm inr &cnttic.
NlidlmonN- "a :. lG- Ma

@ouoerneur Mam lchute Is al
in oen J uou ,1Aurp sian 9eattlc.
Sr.. ems. ,i'en mo ioinit IT olc
lette Noirnur5 'Ur o3u nul3en eSSt.
termoroer entiduur0H Dem clc.trt.
iden Stdhl. au- Gem tr am ~ lios
pemaer iierben ioa 3ll cni1eacn.
Itn ,1ou0erucur mar cine l2ti,lcn
eiu-er,idt uororr 0cn @erlrtht..
TEN eiutn auitub pcn iuenI',ens
80 Ialen 5u 1cu35rcn o1nut Steer
an iaug8 40 1ci'iid1 oor'lre'ta!
utr9gn ..aat..
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
&c 5iCUOlutiOnGrc in 9ImOn.
2In1nn N1inn IA ~

<ti'lupt NNIIiu, lt. -tlt-
I!e Hcpublifauer oic 'orm2l Uoa
Der St1ot 9ehs er9rti'aa baaa sine
I0reile an oie ircmocu 80ru.H ae.
ridtet ourd bic ocie criutt n@oea,
ib,e lItutraliiat 3u teuate3. mcl,.
gerihncn 3u9eidlert miro aab TIRE
betrefieuoen 2auocsaugeaorsn IND
0eren Gi8ent5mn nit er't.u8 or
arten Sdlas gerieben oeH
1ie Stlot 6lie5 ruatl. Ir are
ritdnihe areu}er o51ratu.l ,El3
oas Vlaorenboct .1uco pero H.
mad gIor6en 1b'ahran. v 5-i:tift
areu3er o.Qlonmouth@ & 5r.t,
idlc Sfahiupc ,Roi1r.o
Sal Ciheuh aui oea itlanor.
ilo.0aitih non gmo0 t zen
R,coH,;O 5ran anaei1.-
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
Sunnidlifni itnttct icincu 2nnf nb iar
ieIne 6rnCnuun9 5um 'fltmier.
9}anfinn nciolcn.

Con Trlrcisco. Col is Ter
Cine @oiNfongcr Iepe'dc or eire
hi2iiAe d)inc'iide 3citinI meloat oi5
0.clle0oIutIoudro l}aGtil3 eiu3cuJu.
men h01cu.
Ser G0er5cirais0atv Der Re5 L
Icrarnee. Genera, II ,We1 9ca1.
bat iaut DER lleIounl Der bi,nlH
dlUeii'den (aIeo}eiiuH9 nldl Gl:s
Ton telc1raplirt ura un 0te 4bier.
0uaJ ejncr grmea a,lst2i' o.e i'll
NIT iciuer Streitmodt percnen mo
aui 4eting }u m1ridirM io.t.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
15iir 0lntf Hibcr Rails. 6r

1Siir Slnf Jiibcr 5nlIe. StdotS'
ihabmeilter 8abl empfin9 on Wiuntog
BON Der Staot 9}em Rid monb
cinen 9bed BON S5749j fir Die Gotb.
leioenoen in 8lad 6iper sails. 3isis
3upfnoung 1T umio bemertensWertber.
ale bic Stooi ielbt erlt Dor einigsn
3obreu ourd einen @pclone iurdtbar
mtQenommen wuroe 1ui ottism @e'
id)tut neigi ccs itnteritiiRungsiono aui
olg 60be ION $4,000 qerabt qeuug
nm ben Qanm 81 bauen Der Die Stac.
ror waitcrem llnbejl ituefn io0 Tns
@umtc tednet obtr btnmmt ooroub
olG o,e SommiunQen nod Weuer iort'
Qeirtt merocu, 6ann oit N3otb II nod
groB mo oCppelt wltn iis lmpiunbeu.
NEIL be. g&tnter NIT le,u,r NdIie bee
relta s,ugeupiien IT.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
Nlmmt cit.
Sndnidjitai hat orn |remicrpoiteu
nnsrtrrtcu, iuroCrt nbcr pnnO.
IungSfrcibcit.
gngc uuflGr.
IS lit mOalidD, onf SuauiGIitni iia
idllichiid) iir cine &cpnblit
crtllrt.
z age uuflGr.
Gunfins in %ciie Der Hcbrllcn.


fNtttbs ~, .tpp.
Suauldlltdl bat 0Cu frtnucrpoijcn
dHJcuommtn un0 MIRO Wanuhtn
lidJ 0aa ymI am 0omerit3J outrt.
ten IS ite)t ieit bob er 0tu koittu
mn uHtcr Der Ncomgung oltacnom-
men bat, 0dB inn .dn.eu0 icmtr
Amt@jelt UouI8 freic &an0 gelaltA
Ulr0.
Ter uene &rcmicr cmpiinl mtb.
rere Qu9lunOI1dt Gcidu0te ,lm Sc.
lprat NIT cuem oauon ermlbnte
GuaniditaI, CAB cr iofort en- adpl.
netl bil0cu ucroe, un0 0aB er ucr.
'uhen Der0c, 10 pltle %roumjeu ME
mo8Ildl aur leiue Scitt ju 5lchen;
Dem Jielt Der au'itdnolihcn %rouln-
sen mcroe er elHilWcllen Die iclDltcr.
tlarte llnabbanQiJtclt laiieu III Ger
9o'inm9, 0aB lie it'd ip0tcr Ooh
mle0er Dem Sbron anidueBen lpur.
oen.
lie Rogierllng Jat Elm Goitt crIni
len, pcd)e9 0en irillcren 8iitf0niJ
Der ManNdurei. 0ii-Smnl amucjt
dnItelle non 8u(ing. Oe9 Cartdrpa-
generals, Ocn Oberbefcbl in ,<cb0l 3u
iibernchmen. 1ieie Grnennung BAT
Oen @Iauben ermedt. 0aB Der sol
beab1ihtigt, iidl nuh ,Scboi 3uriid p
3leben, lnO oab III Der ,5uiid)en,et
Sltaniditai ou9 Reainlcnt iii QcfinG
tllbreu uiir0c Slherlid) miro o6ar
ein iolher Sfritt MIR i'm duBcr7ten
g|otbiaII ergriiieu, "a es b0d)It Tuei-
telboft mare. ob Der 6oi. nadOem
er einmdi @efinq uerIniieH bat uia
Der ptriidfebrcn fonnte.
Gle Observation-Disclosures por
Sldlili bat Dem Ibron cine Gcaf
ldriit untcrbreitet, in Scr lie lid u
@uritcn elmer &epublif nit lIuauidi
fni oIS RrdiiOcntcu auaipritt.
@u Sing 6ang, Der 5cfretir Ot5
Tetlfcrn Ser propiioriih1n rcpu6li-
toni'dcn He0icrln9 imo on0ere her.
porrnlelroe HeIornter haben 0c1
omerifanilden Beidliitatrddcr III
GefinQ eriuht, Sem Gearnteu cine
,SorOcrung 0er9iepcutonarc oui MI.
oontung 3u unterbreitcn. Stc Der.
pfIidtcn lid, i'm Safe Der 2tbOon.
tltng 0es Gaiier3 Dem sol Sidlcrncjt
unb Sdub icincs Gigeutbuns 81 ge.
nGhrlciiten
Die 2caation bcitdtiatc neocr Den
Ginpiona 0ieier 9otidait nod liz.
ierte lie oieiclbe ab bod Qcitattetc tic
2uaridifai. oos Shriititiid IN niht
nnltlid)er Giqcnid)nit III lcIrA.
Ser Cberbefehlshdbcr Der Re6el
Icntruppen. Ger. 9i rSacu 0Cnq. hat
tce9ropbirt. ooB e5 3u mat 1T nm
tpclcn Scr @cibeholtunQ Der Nfonlr
dIe iu pcr6auoeln. Tic Rs1ierira
haze iih 10 forrupt lricilt OAR fciac
Sofiulrd oui Rriormeu rorhauoen
lei. 0ohcr miiiie Scr [hrou iaQen
Sunnidlifni itnttct icincu 2nnf 40 inr
icine 6rncnnun1 inm fltmier.
RctHQ Ghina. 16 lIon
GaS luidtIaItc ere,9nib jing't'g
3cit in Der 0auptita0t 1T bic Ger5
ieutIidJuug uou ,WaHidifois Zanf-
iaaunl an sen (hron iiir icue Gr.
nrntunI 3un Frcnieruiniitcr Ulan
lit Scr l2cinuna, 0aB Oiciya beoeat9'.
olB or Sen &!ab anlcaoumrcH 0,t
-Nin M.nattant -l-l.-1L-, .r.nL ~. ~ -.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
GbicnaOer DInrttbcridlt.
Ssrieuberiht.

Nabto q. U VI . n 3 o. NooIfTQ'Vf'
b6uee hcrbier ubcg ben bieli9cn 0tire.ormar,f
ME ioat
Ser gecbcHmdrit mar heuic IN btiftrer 5Hu.
HunQ iuiClEc hobttty Ntc ic lon NuHlJust sic
Prttie lltutu um q rAc Hbtr otc acitNcr
StutrrHt uuo December 'Alot mn y, uuo
atdt um ist bchtt
Voru mar WioiAe mchrcrcr nltutihcr uW
NduoC bubCr Waprcuo oer Giisr gol ,uilunet
nrl eluu dbtr Wttoty uuo 'bec uicoriNcr ole
Qcr,gn
mli safer rt,u nh ulttt cu' ua0cdhr sos,
obcg ale Ioud't 'h,c'itu ulcor'Oey MS 9riern
Tic SnMnHatrW0cp Unyeu pie tcl6t
400 sleor S6.uB Wctctn
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
gluiatitcr urrnuslu1i
Werlin

Nerlut 1. .tco.
Ter .lgnifcr %letidlse, 'ulgt1 ,tj
eiuGm Sins u5er Dem ( mH,@l.a'
Icr 6ti0 a1 mo murN- 9'.ctt C
hattie 0la &eHlt gcbrodl f.tii.5
Ter na1m an Ser NerIiucl iuu>W.
I'M September tbcii er gaJcH01.e
einiJe quite GIullciihm1a mo er.
re,dtt 5ti nebrcreu q t1t'tW
eiie GIu1lrdrminOi8fcit ga . 4l,i
len in Ser Stunoe.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17
ScutihlGno.
SricaSbtil bcarabtr

BerIul 2,oa
9lac 9Iu3ejtCn ipred)cr >2'ar oab
oaaRcid'2idlstomite. Gas .cio 0cS
iraWolih 0cut'hcn Qtay ua0
acknowledgements beratbe. 1t 'cr.
0eru miro 0aB Scr &crtra >eM Fat
lament 5ur SutDciBlma gsrltltlt
Miro. Die 9lcrtrrtcr ser N,Wcycl;l.
pcn mo Nicritalen. Die : AeArlut
I'M aonIitC al5eu. crfl0ru >lb ijt
gcJGl cmcu iolhen Autra INA
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1911-11-17

tF- 8. z. @1nvu'en. 8ernhsrunqs.
Nqfui &nrQideis. cbcr iderbeiis' Honos
S2s 4eorl StraBe
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
Red cross Christmas seals.

A statement denying the recent re-
ports about the abandonment of the
Red Cross Christmas seal sale has
been issued by the National Associa-
tion for the Study and Prevention OF
tuberculosis. The statement declares
that not only will the sale be held
this year. as in the past three years,
but that it will be conducted on broad
er lines than ever before. The only
order issued by the postoffice depart
ment which bears on the sale of Red
Cross seals was sent out on July l.,
and prohibits the use Of the mails to
letters and packages bearing nom
postage stamps on the face, and also
to any mail bearing seals which re-
semble postage stamps, il used either
on the face or back. The Red Cross
seal to be used this year has been
submitted to the postof1ice depart
ment and approved, and thus may be
used, but only on the back of letters
and packages. The design to be used
this year depicts a pretty winter scene
enclosed In a heavy red circle. The
corners are white, thus giving the eff
feet when affixed to a letter or a
package OF a round seal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
HEALTH AS AN INVESTMENT
Fraternai Orders, Labor Unions and
Insurance Companies Erect Tu-
berculosis Sanitoria.

AS an Investment In the health CT
their members. four large fraternal
orders, two International labor unions
and one OF the largest insurance com
panies in the United States have es.
tablished sanatoria for the treatment
of tuberculosis, according to state
ment issued by the National 4Associa.
ton for the Study and Prevention OF
tuberculosis. The Royal League. the
first fraternal order to establish a
sanatorium, conducts Il hospital for
Its tuberculous members at Black
Mountain. The Modern Woodmen of
America conducts one at Colorado
Springs; the Workmens Circle, one
at Liberty. n. Y, and the Independent
Order of Foresters have one at Rain
bow Lake, N Y, and will soon open a
second one at San Fernando, Cal. The
international Typographical union has
since 1893 conducted sanatorium at
Colorado Springs, and the Interna-
tional Printing FRESHMAN and Assist
ants Union of America has recently
opened new Institution at Rogers
Vile, Tenn. A leading life insurance
company is now erecting sanator-
ium at Mt McGregor, N. Y, which will
be the first of its kind established
by an old line" insurance company.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
"ECZEMA ITCHED so BADLY
ICOULDN'T STAND IT."

~ suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months. beginning by lit
lie pimples breaking out kept
scratching till the blood came. 1t kept
getting worse, couldn't sleep nights
any more. II kept itching for about
month. then ! went to a doctor and
got some liquid TO take. 1t seemed
as if | was going to get better. The
itching stopped for about three days.
but when 1T started again, was even
worse than before The eczema itched
so badly | couldn't stand it any more.
II went to doctor and he gave me
some medicine, but didn't do any good.
We have been having Cuticura Rem
edies in the house, so ] decided to try
them / had been using Cuticura
Soap, so | got me box of Cuticura
Ointment, and washed off the affected
part with Cuticura Soap three times a
day. and then put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on. The first day ! put 1T on, it
relieved me of itching SO ! could sleep
all that night. 1t took about a week,
then ! could see the scab come off. /
kept the treatment up for three weeks,
and my eczema was cured.
My brother got his face burned
with gun-powder. and he used Cuticura
Soap and Ointment The people all
thought he would have scars but you
can't see that he ever had his face
burned. 1t was simply awful to look
at before the Cuticura Remedies
(Soap and OintmenD cured it,"
(Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrki, For
rest City, Ark, Oct. rs, 1910 Although
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere.
a sample of each, with 32-page book.
will be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura, Dept IL L., Boston.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05

A REMARKABLE
CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA
Munyon's Stomach Treatment
Performing Miracles.
MUNY0N TELLS YOU
HOW TO GET WELL
FREE OF CHARGE

"a few days ago l received a letter
from from. young man. who states he is y
important POSITIONS. but owing to s'i indi.
gestion and inability to sleep he has been
unable TO concentrate his mind upon his
work and has consequently been dis
charged on the ground OF neglect of duty
He goes on to say that he is a young
man Of steady habits. but for years he
has suffered from dyspepsia, which has
to sleep. and that 1t is not neglect upon
his part. nor lack of interest in the bust
ness. but simply physical weakness. He
asks my advice in this matter.
For the benefit OF large number of
answer this letter publicly. Hoping that
who may be affected In this way.
I'm the first place. the stomach must
be made we'll before the nerves can be
strong before one can sleep p'l we'll eli mo No
one Is capable of doing his best who is in
any way troubled with insomnia or any
form form, Of nervousness YOU. The greatest gen.
indomitable will. They have had perfect
digestion. being able 10 eat we'll. and d.
gest all they ate.
tie OF Waterloo because of Il fit of indi-
gestion. Grants enormous reserve power
was due to a we'll stomach. Abraham
he had a stomach. Grover Cleveland 1T
is said. could work is hours a day, eat
a hearty meal at Q or 3 o'clock in the
morning. go to bed and sleep soundly un-
for new days work.
Pres. Taft is another type of healthy
manhood. Who, thinks for one moment
United States today had he been u dy
spept!c or affected with some nervous
ailment? I claim that two-thrds OF all
the failures In professional and business
life are due to weak and deranged stom-
achs.
mo business house would care to en-
P FOODS for ha s ad ito ss
the men who stand behind counters to-
day. earning from 81 to sl5 week. will
never get beyond these figures, for the
They lack the nerve power and COM
handing strength that come from good,
sound stomach.
preacher. No matter how pious he may
be. he is bound to reflect his bilious and
tnundiced condition. He will unconscious
ly inoculate his hearers with his melan-
mo one would think of entrusting an
important legal case In the hands of a
dyspeptic lawyer. any more than he
that of dear one, In the hands OF q ply
sician who Is nervous. irritable or a dy-
speptic. Men must have good digestion,
der to render. ~ clean clear-cnt decision
either in medicine. law or business
II believe that more than half of the
divorces can be traced to i'll health. I
treatment. for Il corrects nearly all forms
of indigestion and nervousness. 1t makes
old stonachs almost as good as new. It's
marvellous power for dlgesting food and
getting the best out of it makes for good
rich. red blood. This, in turn. strength
ems the nerves, builds up the general sys-
tenn. and will surely proiong life and
make 1t pleasure to live and do the
things allotted to us"
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TOO MUCH FOR SMALL BRAIN
Big Word Meant an Effort, but This
Little Girl Made Brave
Attempt.

This incident occurred just after a
Jewish holiday 1t was in third
grade school in Cleveland in a dis
trict of Russian and Hungarian Jews.
The teacher was explaining the
meaning OF the word judicious. She
asked the children TO give her stories
about the word.
After several had given illustra-
tions about the judicious use OF
money, the teacher said:
Now. give me a story about some
thing judicious. without money in it."
A little girl finally volunteered. She
said:
"on our holiday we had roast goose
and whole lot of other Jew dishes. :"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
Lawn Economics.

81 note" says the sage, that you al
low a sprinkler to spray water upon
your lawn almost continuously"
Yes" said the native. We do that
to make the grass grow"
But the other dag saw a man
pushing clicker contrivance over the
lawn and"
"Oh. yes; that was lawn mover"
And what is its purpose?"
Why, it cuts the grass"
Then why do you put water on Ii
to make it grow if you simply cut it
down as fast as it comes up?"-Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
Lesson in Good Manners.

When the boy Scouts" movement
was at its height, three OF the young
sters journeyed from Baltimore to
Washington to be introduced to the
president. When Mr.. Taft shook hands
with them, one of the little fellows
stuck out his left hand
Why do you give me your left
hand?" asked the president.
That's the way us Boy Scouts shake
hands" said the boy, with pride.
Well" commented Mr. Taft dryly
the sooner us Boy Scouts learn bet
ter the nicer us Boy Scouts will be-
The Twice-a-Month Popular Maya
zine.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
What \ Husband Replied.

Among the bargains to be found
these days are womans hats, and d
fashionable young Philadelphia wife,
who has all the hats she can wear
without exciting suspicion, could not
resist the temptation TO add just one
more TO the collection. When she
reached home she produced it for
hubby's admiration
Howard. i,'s 4 poem" she said
Yes, but ii doesn't rhyme we'll
with my pocketbook at this time. he
commented
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
a Kaleidoscope Administration.

The nilstb administration OF the gov
eillment % NE nitad s,ates had more
change at cabinet members than amy
other administration in the history of
the county 1lle ampaign which pre-
oec.d it @as l.no@a IS Tire lippecanoe
and fy!er Toe campaign. "a which
Gen Wiuialn II HARRISON WAS elected
president and ,lo!n 'i'yer vice presi-
dent fiarrison was nnusurated on
March 4. 1874 AND died Just on, month
later. Thus me presidency deNolved
upon Vice PresidCn .F@htf n" re-
tanned lIarrisoil's callintt luenihers in
office at nrst but early In his admin
istration they all cfopped out. Nam,
of their SUCCESSORS also dropped out,
for in ,iie -four WARS THE country had
five secretaries Of state four secrcta :.
rits OF the treasury -four secretaries OF,
war. nNe secretaries Of the navy. twd
postmaster generals and two attorney
generals 9. cabinet officers in all. one
reason for the rnany changes was that
TYLER completely DroS" With the party
that elected him.
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Wise Uncle Joshua

BE you the elevator CONDUCTOR"
asked Uncle Joshua, who had strayed
into town out of the sweet rusticity OF
a comic paper.
Yes. sir" grinned the boy.
We'll. come ter this village ter
see the high buildin'. Haow high up
d. ye go?"
ITO the top-twenty-tirst floor"
Take me up to tn 'leventh. Sho.
What's tn use o riskin' my life an
goin' all the hull way when the folks
to home II never believe went any
higher than ten stories. no matter
what | tell emf"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
pecenerated.

Kid Mccoy, the hero of 1875 battles.
is to open a sanitarium at Stamford.
He said the other day to a New York
reporter:
. hope in my sanitarium to restore
lots of grumpy middle-aged people to
perfect health, and ii give them back
perfect health III give them back
youth and gayety and romance III mid
die age is stupid, ii middle age is pro-
sale, it is only because the health OF
middle age is poor.
The woman" he continued, who
sends her grumpy mate TO my estab-
lishment will no longer have to make
the bitter complaint of Mrs. Blank
My husband. is years ago, said
Mrs. Blank, used to kiss me every
time we passed through tunnel But
now
She gave a bitter laugh
Now she said. he takes long
pull at his travelling flask"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05

Mrs. Carter and her cook, says the
Brooklyn Citizen, were discussing the
murder which had narrowed the dusky
citizens of the countryside.
Will dey hang him fer KILN of
his wife, Miss Cyartero'"
We can't tell yet. Aunt jimmy. The
court will decide or course, if they
prove he did it on purpose"
Done 1t a purpose, Law, Miss
Cyarter, in course he kilt his wife a
purpose! Honey. amt done been
married? Don't know menu
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
A Preference.

Marriage is lottery said the
ready-made philosopher.
No, it isn't" replied Mr.. Growcher.
In lottery you can lose once and
forget about it. instead of having to
put up alimony'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-10-05
Determined.

Gille: What did you pay that
world famous specialist $50 for If you
felt perfectly well3
Perry wanted TO know how he
pronounced appedici,is