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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-05-26
Diplomatic.

Knicker-Did they name the baby
for a wealthy relative so he would
leave something? Bocker-No. They
named it for the cook so she wouldn't
leave.-Judge.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-05-26
His Fjshinq.Trips.

~Pa, where do you 60 fishingT
"My son, never 60 fishing nova
days"
"Well. Mr.. Snarler said last night
you were always, throwing a sprat tc
catch a mackereL"
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-05-26
Proof.

Proof.
Kicker-Have you cook engaged at
present? Snicker-I think so; there's
a man out in the kitchen every night
Harnnr'S RaZar
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1911-05-26
FRENCH WAR MINISTER KILLED

Paris, May 22.-France paid ter
rible toll yesterday for her magnificent
endeavor to attain supremacy OF the
air, when monoplane, the driver OF
which had lost control, plunged into a
group of members of the cabinet, VINO
had gathered to witness the start OF
the race from Paris to Madrid, killing
the minister of war and inluring the
prime minister, his son, and a we'll
known sportsman.
The dead:
HERR MAURICE BERTEAUX,
minister of war.
The injured:
Antoine Emmanuel Ernest Monis,
premier and minister of the interior.
Antoine Monis, son of the premier.
Henri Deutsch de la Mourthe, the
patron of aeronautics, automobiling,
and other sports.
A large number Of other persons OF
note had narrow escapes from injury.
The accident occurred on the aviation
field at Jessy les Molineux, where 2OO,'
600 persons had gathered to see the
start of the race.
Nj. Train was plotting the monop'ane
that wrought such havoc. With him
in the car was Nj. Bounier, a passenger
Neither of these men was injured. The
M machine was wrecked.
Minister'S Arm Cut OFF,
Minister Berteaux was horribly man
gled. The swiftly revolving propeller
cut off his left arm, which was fount
10 feet away from the spot where N
was struck, the back of his head wa
crushed in, his throat gashed, and tn
whole of his left side cut and lacerate'
Premier Monis was buried beneatl
> the wreckage of the monoplane. II
= was taken out as quickly as possibl
and examined by military surgeons
who found that he had suffered CON
:, pound fractures of two bones in tn
right leg, that his nose was broken, hi
face badly confused, and that thel
were bruises on the breast and abd'
men. He is expected to recover.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
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HOPE ON.

q HOPE ON.
o There was lever a day so misty 4
q and gray
. That the blue was not some
. where above It;
. There is a mountain top
q ever so bleak
. That some little flower does 4
. not love it.
q There was never a night so
q dreary and dark
. That the stars were not some
. where shining;
. There is never a cloud so heavy
. and black
. That it has not a silvery lin
q ing.
. There is a waiting time,
. weary and long.
. That will not some time have
. an ending;
. The most beautiful part of the
. landscape is where
. The sunshine and shadows
. are blending.
. Into every life some shadows
. will fall,
. But heaven sends the sunshine
. to love;
. Through the riffs in the clouds
. we may if we will
. See the beautiful blue above.
. Then let us hope on, though
. the way be long
. And the darkness be gath
= ering fast;
. For the turn in the road is a
= little way on,
. Where the home lights will
. greet US at last.
q Anonymous.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

ARE THEN ALL ALIKE?

Already the supreme court de-
cision is under fire. It is charged
by those who disagree with the ma
jcrity opinion Of the court that the
judges exceeded their powers when
they wrote the wort unreasonable"
into that section Of the antitrust law
which forbids restraint of trade. In
doing this, they exercised legislative,
not judicial powers.
But what would be the effect had
the cour interpreted the law literally,
barring any organization that in any
way restraints trade. Would not a
strict Interpretation of the law affecJ
~fruitgrowers' associations and other
cooperative concerns that call for a
pooling OF products with a view to
getting better prices? Is it not better
to let the courts discriminate between
good trusts and bad trusts instead OF
trying to measure them all by the
same yardstick?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
LET EVERYBODY HELP.

Not daunted by the absolute fail
ure to secure results last winter the
state good roads association is still
10 the running. 1t is now known as
the Oregon association for highway
Improvement but it is noticeable that
many of the men who were active
in the old organization are officers in
the new. Only the name of Judge
L. r. Webster is missing.
Since good roads are needed in
Oregon and in Umatilla county as
well as in the Willamette valley let
i: be hoped something may be ac-
complished at the next session Of the
legislature. But having in view the
welfare of the good roads movement
in this state the East Oregonian feels
1t timely to make a suggestion or
two to the leaders in the Oregon
Association for Highway Improve
ment.
If you desire the support of the
eastern oregon members of the legis-
lature for a good roads propaganda
then don't spring another proposition
Of a state built highway from the
Washington line to the California line
through the Willamette valley. The
people in this part Of the state don't
care to construct such a boulevard
for the benefit Of a class hat travels
in autos now but will be using air.
ships before such a highway could be
finished.
It was the talk Of a state highway
that brought the good roads legisla-
tive program into disfavor last winter.
Three men out Of four in this section
thought the state good roads associ-
alton favored such a scheme though
nc such a bill was ever introduced. It
took weeks Of explaining to show
them that no state boulevard bill was
on the program. Hence it will be
well for the Portland good roads
builders to keep their state highway
enthusiasts muffled. They have great
possibilities for harm.
II might also b. well for the de-
voted Portlanders who head the new
league 20 get some advice from over
the state when they draft the next
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
OREGON NOT AFFECTED.

No i'll effect of the decision of the
supreme court in the Standard Oil
ease will be felt in Portland or else
where in the state, is the opinion of
prominent local bankers who are in
close touch with the financial situa-
ton. says the Portland O~regonian.
The decision as given by the court
has been discounted by the financial
interests in the east for several
months and little disturbance is ex-
pected anywhere. The stock market
may show a little furry today, but
the fact that announcement of the
courts finding came after 1.-THE close
of the market yesterday will have a
tendency to dispel some of the un-
easiness by the time trading starts
this morning. Brokers and investors
will have had time to recover from
their first fright.
II really believe it is a good thing"
declared j. c. Ainsworth, president of
the United States National bank.
Business now will be readjusted on
a more substantial basis, because
bankers and investors everywhere had
expected a decision adverse to Stand
r Oil interests and had arranged
their affairs so hat they would not
suffer when it was announced.
Much of the hesitancy on the part
of investors was due to the pending
decision. Money is plentiful in the
east and now hat the opinion Of the
court is known, there probably will
be less uneasiness about investing it.
with this decision two of the big
Nightmares that have confronted the
people for the last three or four years
are out Of the way. They are the
railroad rate legislation and the
Standard Oil case The only one re-
manning now is the tariff and that
will be disposed of before the summer
Is over.
$50 far as we are concerned here,
there IS no use to be concerned, as
Portland or Oregon can be affected
by the Standard Oil interests only in
directly, as they are connected with
other interests that are engaged in
activity here.
"Some of the railroad investors may
also hold stock in the STANDARD Oil
company, but I don't think this will
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

have a bad effect on their operations.
The fact of the matter is that there
no longer are heavy individual hold
ings in the big corporations. The
stock is scattered among the people
and all of them are affected by ad-
verse decisions and adverse legisla-
tion."
A. L. Mills, president of the First
National bank, said that the decision
can have no effect whatever in Port
land and in Oregon.
IF 1t were not for the prominence
given it by the press, we would not
feel it here any more than if it would
not rain tomorrow" he said last night.
Bankers everywhere have anticipat-
ed the decision and are prepared to
receive it gracefully. The stock mar
ket may show a little unsteadiness for
awhile, but it will soon right itself"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

ne system with the best tonic
fleets and at the same time thor
ughly purify the blood. The
sc Of S. S. S. at this time may
ave you from a long spell Of
,icknesS, and it will certainly pre-
>are you for the strain of the long
lot Summer. Many people have
put off using a tonic until the sys-
tenn became so weakened il could
not resist disease, and have paid
for the neglect later on with a
spell Of fever, malaria, or some
other facilitating sickness. S.S.S.
is Natures ideal tonic and blood
purifier. 1t does not contain a
particle Of mineral in any form,
Tor does it contain any Of the
leleterious nerve stimulants hat
re used in so many medicines
llled tones. S. S. S. tones up tn
re tired, WORKOUT feeling, impro'
very way contributes to the uI
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
4 PACEMAKER.

In the success of the Pine creek
project there is much at stake. 1t
marks the first actual attempt of
farmers to store flood waters and to
use the same for irrigating their
ranches. If the project is but carried
out and with the success that the
enthusiasts hope for the Pine creek
people will be setting an example for
other neighborhoods in this part of
the county. Everybody should boost
for the Pine creek project. Though
a small project it is about the most
important irrigation enterprise ever
undertaken in Umatilla county.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

" 'Tisn't only studies, but it's gymna-
SUM and banjos and everything. 1
don't believe they'll ever have much
use for me-"
I'm all right" he wrote to his
mother. THE boys say they'll teach
me all they know, for they're proud
to have me here. 1 can stretch my
mouth half an inch wider than any
other boy in school, and my feet are
the longest by a full inch. So you
needn't worry about me any more"
ABOUT WOMEN.
Miss Sarah w. Kendall, who died
recently in Nashua, N. Y, left 500
900 to churches and schools.
Miss Louise C. Jones, one of the
four women members of the legisla-
ture of Colorado, has introduced a
bill to prevent corrupt practices in
elections.
The wman's Auxiliary of the Am
seican Society bse tAs Prsvsntjea Of
Cruelty to Animals has been incor-
porated as a separate body which will
be known as the Woman's League for
Animals.
Mrs. NJ. A. Baldwin, as recently
elected school trustee at Groton, N.
Y. She is the president of the Politi-
cal Equality league and more than
half the men present at the school
meeting voted for her.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
SOCIALLY LAUNCHED.

In his native town Jimmy had al
way been most popular with young
and old. but when he was sent away
to boarding school he was for a time
too homesick to make friends. His
first letter was little more than a
wall.
I'm away behind the other boys
in everything" he wrote, dolefully.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

Ben Selling, republican president of
the Oregon senate, say Woodrow
Wilson is the second biggest man in
the United States, Roosevelt being
first. Evidently Mr.. Selling is no re-
spector Of party names.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

1t is said the government may pros
ecute the Standard Oil officials. To
be sure the government may pros
ecute, but it Won't.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

One day Mexico has peace and the
next day a But that is the way
they do things in the semi-tropical
republics.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
FEELS BETTER IN EVERY WAY

S. S. S. is a good medicine. l keep
it in the house all the while. 1t Is an
excellent tonic to give strength to the
system and tone to all the physical
members It gives appetite and
energy and makes one feel better in
every way. I have found it also an
excellent blood purifier. For months
I was troubled with an itching skin
eruption on the face, and tried many
specialists and many remedies to get
a cure, but S. s. S. is the only medicine
that seemed to relieve. am now free
Of this eruption. l think a great deal
of your medicine, believing it to be
the best blood purifier and tonic known
to the world today.
MRS. FRANK HORNER.
1880 East Seventh St, Canton, o,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

and incidentally the bills are more
liable to pass.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

lled tonics. SIS. S. tones up the stomach and digestion, rids one 0
he tired, WORKOUT feeling, improves the appetite and digestion, and ii
very way contributes to the upbulding and strengthening of tt
:ntre system. SIS. S. is absolutely safe for persons of any age, anC
all who are in need of a tonic will find this medicine exactly suited to
their needs. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA.
The evening world., 1911-02-03
SENTENCE
FOR CROOK Who
BROKE HIS PAROLE
EiSenberg Continued to Forge
Checks After Sentence Had
Been Suspended.

\ fcntence Of twenty years IN Sing
SiuG was imposed this afternoon by
Judge O'Sulllvan IN the Court Of Gem
ornl Sessions upon Michael Elscnbcrg,
'0on'y.two years oil, wlo pleaded
guilty two days ago, to three lnlict-
w'uis charging grand larceny in the
0ri degree, Eisenbera vas accused Of
- 'urins cash md merchandise from
various merchants by means ~ forged
checks.
The severity ~ his sentence grew
from tho fact that hc wna convicted a.
q necond offender. iIc pleaded guilty
last August 90 forging rhort-, but SON
tcnce vas suspended and he vas re
leased on probation, within a short
'ino lslHenbcrg waa back ~ his old
was sent ont to look FOR him and found
him In Newark, lilo dld not attempt
10 dony tho charges against him,
'Elscnberg.' said Judge O'Sulllvnn
to tn" prisoner to-day, you werc DO
fore me IN August and I suspended sen
tence upon you promise to use your
unusual talents IN tho direction u mr,-
ing an honest living. ! did this undo,
the parole system. believing that you
might see the error OF yuur way and
become n useful member OF society,
Apparently you paid not tine slight.
est attention to Il pledges. The pro-
baton system IL on trial. Conduct such
The evening world., 1911-02-03
Why | Los:
My Job
Reasons Why Thousands Like Me
Cannot Satisfy Their Employers.

! believe nv fate Is not unlike that OF
thousands OF other WORKERS who daily lose thtr
places for reasons they do not know. and probably
would not believe. When thdf last pay envelope
comes along. II Is usually. Your services no Longer
required" II the truth we're known. the reason
for their uncerenonious removal would probably be
that their usefulness. was destroyed because OF some
mental worry. bodily ailment Or general indispoi.
tion. These things. rs We all know. are the most
fruitful causes OF failure In all walks OF Hfe. The
battle OF Waterloo wa, lost because Of a headache.
In this quick ase our minds must he clear. rapid.
active aud free from outside influence or worry. or
else We go down to failure with the throng Of
'iloa,ers' who go from Que place OF employment
to another. giving no satisfaction to others or to
themselves. constantly growing older and less use
full, with no ambition. no will power, and no
hope.
Every man requires from every other man the
best that IL In him. But no man can use or get
the best that is In himself until he IL first Tree
from all frotiul indispoNtions and worries.
That was my trouble. | was full OF troubles.
rhst's why ! lost my Job My stomach In the
first place was always out OF order. and l was
worrying about It and my mind grew cloudy. and
slow. 1 made mistakes. and grew grouchy. That
was the snd.
There are thousands like me. going about with
quick lunch" faces. ~dyspeptic manners. and re-
pulsive atmosphrrcs. No employer wants such
mem services.
Take my advice. A healthy stomach IL hslf the
battle, for 1t keeps your mind clear and your face
rosy. | have a healthy stomach now aud hold a
good position. aud my employer is satisfied and So
am ].
started TO take stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet,
which | was told we're good for the worst cases OF
indigestion aud dyspepsia. The first two tablets
made u wonderful difference in my condition.
one ingredient o, Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
dige.,s 5000 grains OF food. The stomach doesn't
have TO work at all. The Tablets do all the worA.
no matter how heavy your meal.
stuar's Dysrtlsia Tablets cure hrssh. eructa.
tions. burning sensations. bloat. irritations. los, Of
appetits, nausea, heartburn. lack OF energy. loss
OF memory and dyspepsia and indigestion in their
ven worst forms.
No little other tablets in the world can 40 70
much. You should carry them around with you
wherever you 60 and take them regularly after
meals. Then You will realize what 1t Is TO be
freed from stomach torment and have a clear mind,
. quick memory, a happy disposition. comfort and
rest. Get stuart's dyspepsia Tablets at any drug
store for 60c a package.
Send US your name and address to-day and we
will at once send you by mail a sample package
free. Address h. A. Stuart Co.. 100 stuart Bldg
Marshall. Mich.
The evening world., 1911-02-03

New Remedy That Removes Freckles
or Costs Nothing.

Here. = c,snce. Miss Freckie-fsce. 10 tr =
nsw hmedy for frcrties With the guarantee OF a
rel sble dealer that II will not cost you a penny
,nl,sa 4, REMOVES the freckle., while if,it does give
ynu = clear complexion the ttpense Ia triflins.
Simply get m ounce ~ ~ine-doutae strength
from Rikcr's Or iltgemans and one nights
treatment Mil show you how EASY 10 10 10 rid
Ypprslf forever ~ the homely freehles and se' =
Il, su,,fui romute,iun, Rarely "a llsts ,IsH ms
mtnce needed Tor the wort east.
pp sure IN ash Hts7f's ~ Hsssmar's fpr tbs
ir,,,i. .,rvps,h othins Va dds 1, Tie only lirs,orlp.
INN sDtt under r%nsfsrits VI tsuaey back II 1,
f.sis 4, ,c,b.vs frechiss
The evening world., 1911-02-03
DUET WITH GIRL
LEADS TO UND0|NG
Of H|GG|NBOTHAM
Former Magistrates Wife
Meets Hubby with Musical
Affinity, Leads Him Away.

Former MaRisiI r T.. CASTOR IIiggln.
hotham, whose troubles wcrc many ana
public up 70 tho time no resigned y fcw
months Y from HE mag's'cr'l dutlca,
was found by reporters to-i'ar o. hi
home On brooklyn sadly rrnc'tlug oycr
that Old story "f tho merry high livor
who went to - doc;u" md askci what
he should DO TO p%roloug his NE,
You have got ~ uuli wiuo, woman
and song. " the doctor said. ~ the tory
runs. And after six months tho Wild
youth went to the doctor and reported
that he had been u very angel of COM
duct since tho prescription and usltcd
II Ia severity "a 1T DO "a bit re-
Taxed.
Well" the doctor said. you insight
sing n little"
MIR. ~liigginbothnm was exposed 10 tho
humiliation OF "A public cutting and
tongue-lashing by his wife at Third
avenue and Warren street, brooklyn.
last night because he had r%elapscd into
the enchantmcnt ~ song. Mis-. LILLIAN
Browne. Of No. co Warren street, who
was with him when Mrs. IIigRinbotham
appeared, attributes their einbarrasa-
hleht 10 thcir mutual enjoyment Oh vocal
music.
In Front Of Companions Home.
Mr. aud ho. ut,is
a.,uuu- "ns,saa,- &C.. - Nj,
~ ~ i -
'ra'e ana "N~ browne III iront VI 'ne
young womsn's home Miss
arm was forcibly unllnked from that OF
Mr.. Hlgginbotham. Miss Browne was
told what Mrs. did and
dta ,o, ,bi,s ~, nor .,so nr Mr. u,y.
a,.ha,ram
-,
MISS BROWNE ~ thirty years oru an"
The evening world., 1911-02-03
WALL STREET.

The stock market again manifested a
rising tendency early this morning. but
not with the same degree OF enthusiasm
that has characterized other sessions
this week. The upward swing appeared
10 have Cpent its force when fractional
advances had been established In Cop
per. Brooklyn RAPID Transit. Union Pa
cine n Pennsylvania. selling ex-dlvl-
dend. Considei able profit taking was
encountered at this range, and during
the remainder OF tho first hour prices
yielded 10 this selling pressure.
Subsequent trailing vas undressing
with prices ranging sl!ghtly under yes
terday's final les.
Decided Improvement was shown at
midday. A quick upward movement IN
the coal issues and the Gould shares
monopolized attic ton. u ing moved
up 10 l6Oh. Lehigh alley up to ISL.
while the Gould snare all were much
higher. esr scialiy Missouri Pacific, This
display OF strength was only temporary.
however. for the market experienced
a renewal OF the morning realizing
during the final hour that reduced the
list 70 the lowest OF tie day at the
close.
Trading was brisk.
Total sales of stocks were Col. SOC
shares. md OF bono :. s3., 600.
The evening world., 1911-02-03
INJURED
BY FALL AT STATION.
.ScallOld Tumbles at Grand Ger
trail, Hurting Men Into Rail.
road Yards.

Three ironworkers engaged In the
construction of the new Grand Central
station were seriously Injured this az
ternoon when a scaffold upon which
they were working gave way and
dropped the four stories into the rail-
road yards The injured arei
Peter auiiivau, won v-u,re, No. gco
Eighth street, Bropkiyr-ieft leg broken
NJ iho knee. Internal injuries and iac-r.
ntlnus Caleb Rogers. ~thirty.ono yzars
Of age, No, il5 slxteenth street, H,rpoi..
The evening world., 1911-02-03

lyn-scalp wound, decorations and inter-
nal injuries, and Richard Dunn, twenty
nine years Of age. No. i63 Fourth ave.
nue.. Brooklyn-txD ribs broken-a n In
ternai injuries.
The men were taken TO the EmerS-
ency Hospital. at Forty-third street and
Lexington avenue from which they
were taken to Flower Hospital for
treatment.
The evening world., 1911-02-03
SPEEDS rs MILES AN HOUR,
BREAKS PLANE RECORD.

PARIS. Feb. 3.-Aviator Say. Compel
ing for the Aerial League prize for the
aviator flying sixty kilometres Oforty
niles, over a circuit course before Feb.
4. to-day covered ~sixty-three kilometres
In thirty-two minutes. He used a BIZ
plane and flew over the circular track
at Observation-Disclosures
HIS rate OF speed was seventy-hve
miles an hour.
Say broke n record In his feat. he beat
ing the time OF Hubert Latham. who on
oct. l.. 1910. at Buoy. France. in an
Antoinette m%onoplane flew at the rate Of
ALE miles an hour.
The evening world., 1911-02-03

as yours gives weight and strength to
the arguments of the enemies of the
system. I am giving YOU twenty years
not only because you deserve II, but In
the hope that It Will deter others on
probation from relapsing into crime"
Elsenberg was stunned by the SEN
tcnce. lie had expected an indetermi-
nate term In prison OF not to exceed ten
years.