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The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
EATS WHAT he LIKES
AFTER TAKING FREE SAMPLE

1T Will be welcome news to dyspeptics
to learn of remedy that. in the opinion
of thousands. is all absolute cure for in
digestion and all forms OF stomach trou-
Die, ana, better still. 1T is guaranteed to
do so. The remedy is DR.. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin.
We all know the value Of pure pepsin
In indigestion, and add to this some ex-
ceptional laxative ingredients and you
have truly wonderful remedy Mr. r.
w. Worthy of Forsythe. Ga. got to the
point where he could not even eat or di-
gest vegetables and after many years Of
seeking he found tho cure in DR. Cald-
Wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr.. Rudy Kasner of
moline. ILL.,. was in the same bad pre-
0cament with his stomach took Syrup
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Tariff is up AGAIN.

Washington. d. c., April 26.-The
tariff again holds the attention of con-
gres% 1t made it's appearance today
In the shape of the free list bill which
was called up just before adjournment
yesterday and which threatens to lead
to long debate before it finally is
passed along to the senate. The leaders
of both sides of the house foresee long
days of talk ahead That the measure
will pass is generally conceded. The
senate is not in session today.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
"ECZEMA |TCHED so |
COULDN'T STAND IT,"

Il suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months, beginning by
little pimples breaking out. l kept
scratching till the blood came. 1t
kept getting worse, couldn't sleep
nights any more. 1t kept itching for
about month, then l went to a doc
tor and got some liquid to take. It
seemed as If l was going to get bet
ter. The itching stopped for about
three days, but when it started again
was even worse than before. The &C.
zema itched so badly l couldn't stand
it any more. I went to a doctor and
he gave me some medicine, but it
didn't do any good. We have been
having Cuticura Remedies in the
house, SO l decided to try them. I
had been using Cuticura Soap, so
got me box Of Cuticura Ointment,
and washed off the affected part with
Cuticura Soap three times a day, and
then put the Cuticura Ointment on
The first day put it on, it relieved
me of itching SO could sleep all that
night. 1t took about a week, then l
the treatment up for three weeks, and
my eczema was cured.
"My brother got his face burned
with gunpowder, and he used Cuti.
cura Soap and Ointment. The peo-
pie all thought he would have scars,
but you can't see that he ever had
his face burned. 1t was simply awful
to look at before the Cuticura Rem
edies (Soap and Ointment) cured it,"
(Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrki, For
rest City, Ark, Oct. is, 1910
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold by druggists and deal
ers everywhere, a liberal sample of
each. with 32-page booklet on the care
and treatment OF skin and hair, will be
sent, postfree, on application to Potter
D. & G. Corp, Dept. X, Boston.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Avoid the Cheap and "8ig Can" Bak-
inu Powders

The cheap baking powders have but one
recommendation: they certainly give the
purchaser plenty of powder for his money
but it,s not all baking powder; the bulk
Is made up of cheap materials that have
no leavening power. These powders are
SO carelessl ly made from inferior mate
rails that they will not make light, whole
some, food. Further, these cheap baking
powders have a very small percentage Of
leavening gas; therefore it takes from two
to three times as much of such powder to
raise the cake or biscuit as it does of Calu-
met Baking Powder. Therefore, in the long
run, the actual cost to the consumer of the
cheap, powders is more than Calumet
would be.
Why not buy perfectly wholesome bak k
ing powder like Calumet, that is at the
same time moderate in price and one
which can be relied upon? Calumet gives
the cook the least trouble.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Italian Jury Balkinq,

Eiterbo, Italy. April 26-The trial of
the tamorrists has been adjourned
until Monday because of the illness of
a juror who failed to appear when the
session was to have been resumed to-
day.
1t is reported that the trial may be
transferred to some other city be-
cause OF dissatisfaction on the part
of the jury. Early in the proceedings
the members petitiOned the court for
an increase in the fees allowed them,
but no response to their request has
been made.
Accordingly. it is said, they are in
clined t. use obstructive measures.
If one after the other is taken sick no
further progress can be made under
the present circumstances
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Absent-Minded BRIDEGROOM.

John Adams has always been ab-
sent minded, says the Kansas City
Journal. Yesterday he went with Ida
Lee of Kansas City, Mo-, to Kansas
City. Kan, to be married by Paul
Huff, acting probate Judge. When
Judge Huff asked him if he would
take this woman to be your lawfully
welded Wife" he was looking out Of
the window and didn't answer.
IF you've any doubts about It we
Will stop right here" the bride said
defiantly.
Adams protested that he had not
hesitated at all, but had merely been
thinking about something else. The
ceremony was completed withou!
further hitch
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Household Remedy
Taken in the Spring for Years.

Ralph Rust. Willis, Mich, writes:
hold remedy in our home as long as 1
can remember. have taken it in tho
spring for several years. 1t has no
equal for cleansing the blood and ex-
pelling the humors that accumulate dur
ing the winter. Being a farmer and ex-
posed to bad weather, my system is often
parilla with good results"
Hoods Sarsaparilla is Peculiar to Itself.
There is no "just as good"
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

Pepsin and is now cured. Hundreds of
others would gladly testify.
1t is guaranteed cure for Indigestion,
constipation, biliousness. headaches, gas
on the stomach and similar complaints.
A bottle can be had at any drug store
for fifty cents or dollar. but II you wish
to make a test Of it first send your ad-
dress to DR.. Caldwell and he will supply
a free sample bottle. sent direct to your
address. You will soon admit that you
have found something to replace salts,
cathartics. breath perfumes and other
temporary reliefs Syrup Pepsin will cure
your permanently.
For the free sample address DR.. w B.
Caldwell. POI Caldwell building. Monti-
cello. I'LL
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
labrador's Future.

According to statements made the
other day by DR.. Grenfell of Labrador.
the Cinderella of British possessions
has brilliant future before It. DR..
Grenfel', who has lived twenty years
IN that snowy country, says that in
days to come it will carry a popula-
tion as easily as Norway does today,
1t is, he says, better country than
Iceland. and TO be greatly preferred
to Lapland, Finland, Siberia and
northern Alaska.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
His Business lmprovjno.

Yes said the old lady. now that
spring is with us business will pick
up with the old man"
Asked what he did for a living she
replied
We'll, he sells rabbit feet for watch
charms an to stave off hoodoos, an
he does fine with rattlesnake rattles,
but he makes most at sellin' young
mockin birds an prayin fer rain"
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Saskatoon Offers You Success

If You are an intelligent. hardworking
asreulturlst in any branch. You could
not credit the prosperity of our farmers
unless YOU actually came ami saw. Why
not come? If you do, you will be sorry
YOU had not come years ago. Perhaps you
are not getting along very well, except in
the matter of years. Better do something
for your children's sake Join our pros
perity. For all information write the
commlssioner: Board of Trade, Saska-
toon, Saskatchewan, Western Canada.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
II Came Too Easv.

Cashier-lm sorry, madam. but l
can't honor this check. Your hus-
bands account is overdrawn.
Lady-Huh. l thought there was
something wrong when he wrote this
check without waiting for me to get
hysterical
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

ED GEERS, "The grand old man." he
is called for he is SO honest handling
horses in races. He says: II have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for l2
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy ! know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease" SOC and 81 a bot
tie. All druggists, or manufacturers Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists. Goshen, Ind.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
A Backhanded One,

He-The great trouble with Cab
bleigh is he talks too much
She-That's strange When he's
been with me he's scarcely said a
word.
He-Oh. he's too much of a gentle
man to interrupt
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Taft Could Not Attend

Washington. April 26.-The interna-
tional congress on child welfare. meet
ing under the auspices of the National
Congress of Mothers, began it's ses-
si0ns here today,
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

To be conscious that you are ignor-
ant is great step to Knowledge
Benjamin Dsraei.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Home 1raininQ.

Mother-Robert, come here to me
instantly!
RObert-Aw, shut up!
Mother-Robert, how dare you talk
to me like that! Say: Mamma, be
quiet"
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

II girl has grown up brother she
acquires a pretty fair knowledge of
men without having TO pass through
the agonies of matrimony.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

There is nothing so easy but that it
becomes difficult whom you do it with
reluctance reference.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
AFTER
I YEARS
SUFFERING
1 Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Waurika, Okla.-'1 had female trou
ble8 for seven years. WAS all rim dou,

y no so nervous L
could not do any
thing. The doctors
treated me for diff
ferent things but
did me no good. 1
got so bad that 1
could not sleep day
or night. While in
this condition l read
Of Lydia E. Pink
hams V ege table
Z mpoun d, and
began it's use and
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
For Children
P10-MAto Sl1oom

the best shoe M ade for lit
tie folks. See the shape it means comfort and
allows the feet to develop naturally. Clear
oak soles, Goodyear welts and full extension
heels, protecting the uppers mean that a pair
OF Note Shoes will outweas
two pairs of other shoes, II not in stock
at your dealers, send us his name, stating
size and style desired and we will see that
you are supplied.
WILLIAMS, HOYT & CO.. Rochester. N. r.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
OIL !EJlil$551I31

Aliens Ulcertne Sa I've ChrOn Ulcers, Bono
Ulcers crofulous Ulcers: Varicose Ulcers. In
dOlent Ulcers, MercuriAlU Ulcers, w hit Swell
Ing Leg,Fever Sores, all Positively
failure. BY ns50e. FALLEN, Dent ul Ninp.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
= rusty nail cut is very apt to do so.
Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison
impossible.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

He who gives pleasure meets with
1t; kindness is the bond OF friendship
and the book of love-Basile.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, over
comes constipation and is ideally suited to
tone up the system in the Spring.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

One of the loudest of the many
strange cries which fill the air today
Is the cry for universal independence
Mrs. II. r. HaWeis.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

1t is not necessarily true that the
worst is yet to come.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
It's a waste of the other fellows
time when you talk foolish.

To keep the blood pure and the skin
clear, drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

Mrs Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
'ecthlng, softens the gums, reduces inflamma.
tlon, a!lays PAIN cures ind collie, 25c u bottle
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

Garfield Tea, invaluable in the treat
ment of liver and kidney diseases.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

Most women would be very uninter-
esting if they couldn't talk.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

No man becomes a jaiibird just for
lark.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

in New York City Best features of coun.
try and city life. Out-of-door sports on
school park of s. acres near the Hudson
River. Academic Course Primary Glass to
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art Write
for catalogue and terms
Mss Gangs sd Mss Wilton erdse Aeaue aear 253d St. W, ~
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05
Your Druxsist VIII Tell you

Your DruXEfSt VIII Tell You
Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes,
Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart
Soothes Eye Pain. Try it in Babys
Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation,
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

A woman's mind enables her to
reach conclusion without starting.
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

DR.. J. n. RINDLAUB (speciaist)
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. ..
The Ekalaka eagle., 1911-05-05

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOR1A. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
Observations

IT'S badly broken CHINA according io ,h.
Tevolutionists ' ""o ~ Wv
dinner pail full. they? - ' ~ ~
DANCING losing It's popularity For ons thing tbey
nnd u no longer promoive OF marriage ~ 49,
W ~ predicted that by 2s
long time OIL but doubtless owl
Rent Is only $4,000 able to make
that out OF Alaska - - ~ ~'eA
SNpf SHEENSIREET, old
sotn voyage around the world Never
perfectly safe. except when ashore - -
ts all Do brothers. exclaimed he
angeles primary election returns And then he
present Anything socialists sth
HMM I'm old Lydia
rnen she presented herself 70 register
her - " WIN t"inhe IN
NAME o. Fairbanks Charles W. Fairbanks Indiana got
INTO boston recently
anyhow. ""s " -" win
enoLiSh cities planning
peent cohons The idea Is
ing fa1 the time fellow would
dodge IL, wouldn't he - ~''~"'a ana ey "
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
How to Change
Your Face

The painful. dangerous and OK.
pensiye operation known as face.
peeiing IL not necessary to accom-.
plish the results sought. One can
gradually and safely remove tho
old and unbeautifui cuticls from
her face without pain, danger or
detention indoors. Simply use ordi-
nary mercolized wax, which can be
obtained at any drug store. Apply
u Tor few nights like cold cream
and wash II off each morning. The
incredible In the wax slowly absorbs
the half-dead outer skin, which
flakes off day by day In fine. In.
visible PARTICLES The fresh young
skin underneath soon blooms forth
radiantly, making the face look
years younger and much prettier.
Employment Of this process is not
noticeable 10 others. except that
your complexion improves rapidly,
or course the removal OF the sur
face skin In this pleasant manner
takes with II all facial blemishea.
such az chaps. freckIes, moth
patches. liver spots, fine wrinkles.
pimples, etc. MercolIzed wax has
been known for years to many so
ciety women noted for their beau.
tiful and lasting complexlons.-
Advt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
To Harrison Gray Otis


Behold your Work! .
For years and years you sowed the seed OF social
hate in Los Angeles you have raised crop OF 2OOOO
socialist votes-and more to come. -
You drew class lincs, made of yourself and fellow
capitalists . separate caste; by the same token, you
drove the humble of labor into separate political
class and they outnumbcr your kind-oh by 80 very,
very many!
You treated human labor as a commodity, thing
10 be bought and sold at the price of subsstence
you awoke the soul of labor made fight for ts life.
You taught your own class to organize that labor
might be kept in subjecton; and you thereby taught
labor to organize at the polls that capital might be
kept in subsection
Hardened by fat years, grown arrogant by feed
ing upon property, you deified money and despised
men; today money grows impotent in the face OF the
aroused conscience of mankind.
Whether by the gaseous outburst of your own bad
temper, by the deliberate dynamite Of social hate.
you have produced political explosion, and the end
is not yet!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07

Miss Topsy Turysno
has quit singing In tho
choir AZ Lantern Creek
church because she
couldn't sit In a front
seat whore abe would be-
noticed.
About the proudesf
time In n young married
womans lie IL when she
goes back TO the old
home town with her first
baby.
Tho fog was 30 heavy
Sunday morning that
Squire Beadle thought
Pod Linkhorn, atanding
10 front OF the poatoffics,
was a tree box.
A man can't be very
happy when he has 10
look at each side OF n
dime twice before hc
spends H.
-Four or i've fellows got
Into an argument at tho
blacksmith shop as to
how to pronounce Han.
kow." but Jake Doodlor
settled II by saying that
no matter how IL was
pronounced, II was Chin
ese for handcar.
When a young man II
going with n slender girl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
Stops a Deep-Seated
Cough in a Hurry
A Family supply Of unequaIsd
Cough Remedy for 5oc--Money
Refunded n II Fahs.

Cough medicines. as rule, contain
q large proportion - plain syrup--a
good Ingredient, but one that anyone
can make. A pint oil granulated
sugar. with \ pint OF warm water.
stirred for 2 minutes. gives you a.
good syrup ms money can buy.
A 5o-cent bottle Of finex. mixed In
a pint bottle with home made sugar
syrup. gives you a full pint OF really
better cough syrup than you could buy
rendy-mixed for $3.50 clear saving
OF 500. Full directions In package
And money couldn't buy n quicker,
better remedy. Takes hold at once,
gives almost instant relief, and usually
stops the most obstinate. deep-seated
cough In "a hours. IL stimulates the
appetite. Is slightly laxative aud has q
pleasant taste-chiidren take II Will
ingly. Splendid for hoarscness. asth-
ma, chest pains. and other throat trou-
hlcs, and unequaled for prompt re-
suits In whooping cough.
Piner is special and highly con-
centr1tcd compound OF imported Nor
way White Pine extract, and In rich In
ruaiacol and other natural healing
pine elements. Simply mix Il MS ar.
rected with sugar syrup or strained
honey, and II Is ready for use. Used
10 more homes in the u. y. and Can
ada than any other cough remedy.
Pinex has often been initiated. but
never successfully. The genuine il
guaranteed to give absolute satisfac-
ton. or money refunded. Certificates
OF guarantee Is wrapped In each pack
age. Your druggist has Pinex or will
get II for you. II not, send TO The
Pinsx Co., TT Wayne. Ind.
fineN Is fully guaranteed by Bar
tell Drug Co. tdistributors). Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
ThE ttoTEl. cooks

Mabei's hair is straight
aa grass.
Myrtle's hair IL wavy.
Mabel likes 10 mix up
cake.
Myrtie'H stunt IL gravy.
Henry Wadd attended
three parties and n social
last week and wore a
different colored vest al
each one. Henry Is sure
some swell dresser.
Ever notice that butch.
ers and life insurance
agents always look like
they we're enjoying TO.
bust health7
Miss Green SOmmors
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
Burglar Chased Her Into Theatre; That's How
Pretty Miss Flossie Balm Became an Actress

ono afternoon In San Francisco
said the pretty actress. There was
a man who was afterward arrested
AZ a burglar following me. and
was frightened lie came up very
close behind me and ! ran. The
first place came 10 was the Tiy0ll
theatre, and I rushed through the
door.
There was n lady standing there.
She asked me what was the trouble.
and told her. We became very
good friends before We had finished
talking. and she took me all through
tho theatre. We went up Into the
studio OF Paul Steindoff was In
troducsd 10 him as a little friend
OF the iady's. and he thought. Of
course. that ! was a stage struck
girl. Just like a hundred others that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07

'came 20 see him every day.
He asked me II could sing. and
said could. Then he told mo 10
come down with him 10 the re-
hearnai. They we're rchearsing
musical comedy. Bteindof asked
me IN thought could take the part
OF n certain girl ia the chorus. I
said thought NO, and ! was put In
her place.
We'll. when we finished he told
me that would DO. and put my
name down ia his book. telling me
10 be back ngnfn the next afternoon.
When got home mother was wor-
riod 10 death. told her that had
been chosen 20 take a part IN the
play that SteIndoff was staging,
and. well. that's the way chose my
profession. And ] like II, too"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07

Flossic balm took up a stage en-,
roer after months OF ardent deyo.
ton 10 the stucy OF her profession
not n bit Of IL. F1osslc was dragged
into II through unforeseen circum.
stances. And she regrets Itch.
dear. no. Neither do those who
have seen her as Trixie Dale In
The Commercial Man" at tho
Orphum this week.
Miss Balm believes In a little
adage OF her own about the ohoos
Ing OF life work. She thinks Il IN
all n matter Of luck. she almost
made Star reporter who called on
her last night believe IL also.
Listonl
Il was going homo from school
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
Helping q Fellow Along

Would you like to borrow money at per cent,
for AZ years. in order to get home of your own? II
90 emsrate to South Australia, where the genial gov
eminent does the following through it, state bank:
Lends fellow with $3.50 Of his own 81 ESQ more
fellow with $500 of his own, 81 500 more; fellow
with $625 Of his own $3,125 more. In other words,
they encourage the thrifty by loanins them S. for
every 81 they have saved Odd idea!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
:, i. Rs =. Bg6ES

Some wise professor says rag limos Injurious
bad for the and the brain,
Making the heart hit pace that II furious,
Driving the pulses insane;
SIN, when the band plays tune syncopatedly.
After II gayIy tag
All OF my blood goes rushing eatedly
Geo. but I'm crazy for rag.
Rag" says the Prof rs form Of insanity"
$50. for that matter. is YOUTH
Neither suffers from dreary inanity,
Both are Af.IvE-thats the truth
SO I'm for rag-whcn the feet itch 10 prance 10 it.
Jig time with never sag
Como on. Mirandy, let's got up and dance TO it.
Geo. but I'm crazy for rag
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07

Competition used to be the life of trade but Kan
has decided that Is such longer at least in the
banking business. recent law gives the state the
right to deny charter to bank IT, in the opinion
Of the proper official. such bank viii merely divide
the business of existing institutions already giving
ample accommodation to the public.
We are silently evolving new world and compe-
tition Is being left out Of il.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
Their Simple Faith

Those who feared that the steel trust would be
smashed BY the mere shock of collision with the gov
eminent should be treasured by the course of the stock
market Steel shares staggered for day or two, but
quickly recovered and now rest sereney at normal
figures.
Evidently the big men Of Wall It, are not afraid Of
she courts They have abiding faith that justice win
not be DONE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-07
IH E!RR,BfST JOKES f HSr BROADWAY

Hubbs Smith Ia certainly
getting 10 be tightwad.
Dubbs that, old mani
What's hia latest expense snyerg
Hubbs--Oh. II liant expense now.
it's gone further than that. lie
now stops every clock IN his house
at night to save time.
SWEET SIXTEEN.
Mrs Nagg--John. tell me. who
got married this morning over In
smiths housof
Mr.. Nagg tpoor Iohnl--Mary
Smith. Of course. the lucky xlrl.
Mrs. Nagg And. sure. who's the
happy many
Mr.. NaEg Her father. OF course.
MILLER a TEMPEST.
Willie. take the baby,
your shovel aud pail. and go down
on tho beach and nmuae him. but
for goodness sake. don't lot any.
one hurt him and make him cry.
Wiliie--Yes, nah.
Mother upon hearing tho baby