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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
ipjGHI!,E!:vuIL, OF
A WOMAN
c.nett, Of yandervOort, De-
-, How She Suffered and
NV She Get Relief.

,.-voort, Ark.-Mrs. Dora Gar,
his place, says: Il suffered
~ 2 ,ou,h.. for a year. and got
~ svery day. Ny head and BACK
s''sa IN. e 50 bad, l could not sit up.
v'sn n kinds of medicines ana
i''ss ,s,,ed to cure me. Then my
psI !. ~ NE to take Cardui. When
''''', IT,, one bottle. was able to
4 =. = On !, my work. l can recommend
= Be the greatest woman,s
c,'sS y, b the world. ! have used 1t
= g, .. woman is III. the real trOu y.
!. generally some derangement Oh
y = .,s'titution, and the headache
y '.,sscbe. ETC.. are merely symp-
= J, ~ vomanly weakness. The
y. = treatment, therefore. is Cardui'
~. NAM tonic. No other medi'
! tonic. has exactly the same
= cardui. No other has the
=. :, % many years of successful
81 !. , ! Of womanly ailments.
INN. Garrett had taken cardui
me might have been spared
~ .ickness and much suffering.
- soses Of Cardui at the right
N often save serious suffering
81 u ,,e,snt q long sickness Don'
49, Begin to take cardui at once
n--mrise to. L.dies' Advlsos visor.
D<pl, css x,. FOR Special Instrus'
tsse'1 es-oare book, "Home Treat,
~. - 'veTenp sent I'm plain wrap
- q regsest.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
rh.x,re lam Ahout TaIIors.

IAN criticism" said Professor
Brander Matthews in one Of his bril-
liant Columbia lectures, is to GER
tain extent, personal and biased" He
paused and smiled. The Tailor and
Cutter. weekly paper" he resumed,
said In recent leading article:
"'Carlyle's "Sartor Resartus," Mere
dith's Evan Harrington" and Kings
ley's ALTON Locke" win be great
classics when the ephemeral novels
of today will have long since per-
ished'"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
If You Have a Sticky
Youngstar Try This Free

ing out the bowels and strengthening the
little stomach muscles. win Immediately
correct the trouble.
This Is not alone our opinion but that
whose granddaughter has been taking Il
successfully and OF Mrs. j. r. whiting
Of Lena. Wis, who gives 1t to her chill
atty cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but II you want TO test Il IN
your family before you buy II send your
address to DIR. Caldwell and he win for
ward q supply free OF charge.
For the free sample address DR.. w. B.
Caldwell. 2o1 Caldwell building. Month
cello, Ill.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

and in q few weeks was about the
house, well and strong again"
when Your Back Is Lame, Re-
member the Name-DOAN'S." SOC q
box at all stores. FosterMilburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
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spoHN,s DIsTEMPER CURE

SPoHN'S DISTEMPER CURE win
cure any possible case of DlSTEMPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
OF all ages, and prevents all others IN the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper:
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs. 90 cents and 81 90 a bottle: Agents
wanted. Free book Spohn Medical Co.,
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
Mot N Ne Knew II.

That's q nice little game you
played on that girl in not showing up
at the church when you were to be
married to her."
well. it wasn't tie game"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
BED-souND FOR MONTHS.

Hope Abandoned After Physicians
Consultation.
Mrs. Enos Shearer. Yew and Wash
lngton Sts., Centralia, Wash, says:
For years was weak and run down.
could not sleep, my limbs swelled and
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

XII ney secretions
were troublesome. /
was fast in bed four
months. Three doc
tors said there was
no cure for me and /
was given up to die.
Being urged. / used
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Soon l was better
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

You may have noticed how differ
ent men are from hogs. The latter
never want to do things that are not
good fer them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

Editor am obliged to decline your
poem with thanks. I am very sorry,
but
Poet-But whatf
Editor-The management insists up
on my declining all poems that way,
you know.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
Hoods
SarsapariIIa

So combines the great cura-
tive principles of Roots, Banks
and Herbs as to raise them
to their highest efficiency;
hence its unequaled cures.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17
Association Of Ideas.

"You have q great many flies and
mosquitoes" said the rather super
ciiious girl.
yep" replied Farmer Ccrntossel.
81 don't like to mention 1t, but I've
noticed every year that flies, mos
ouitoes and summer boarders all ap-
pears to be on hand at the same
time"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

docs automobiling affect the nerv
Gus system?"
Possibly. 1t Affects the motor
nerves."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

All the worlds stage. ana all the
men and women are merely kickers.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

The shortest words sometimes carry
the most weight.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

A man may consider himself truly
famous when he has five-cent cigars
and yellow dogs named after him.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

Be happy. Use Red Cross Ball Blue;
much better than liquid blue. Delights
the laundress. All grocers-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

Accidents, Burns, Scalds. Sprains,
Bruises. Bumps, Cuts, Wounds, all are
painful Hamlins Wizard OIL draws out
the inflammation and gives instant relief.
Dent wait for the accident. Buy it now.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

A dollar saved is often a dollar
loaned.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

The noblest work of God is man. but
you can't make some married women
believe 1t.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

Mrs. wsnslow's Soothing Syrup for ChiidreE,
teething, sofsens the gums. reduces inhamma'
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, CSC bottle
Many big gun is smooth bore.
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His LosInas.

Some of us are apt to take advice
that doesn't belong to US.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-17

Sometimes girl gets confidential
and tells man that lot Of other
men have tried to kiss her. but he 10
the only one who succeeded.
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TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA -s..
AND RIIIT.n HIP THE sly

Take the Old standard GROVES TAsTRI. mss
u4III. Tonic. You know what ron are taking
The formula IL plainly printed on eyery bottle
showing IL is simply ounine and Iron In tastele.1
form. and the most euectuAl form bor groWz
people and children. 10 cents
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
Unpleasant for the Judge.
rom the Detroit Free Press.

From the Detroit Free Press.
John B. Moisant, the wellknown avia-
tor, refused to discuss his turbulent past
among the revolutionists of South Amer
ica.
Leave the past alone he said. Let
me tell you about Judge Hanger.
Judge Hanger was spending a sunny
autumn week at Atlantic City. and every
morning on one of the piers he used to
sec a young lacy whose face looked most
familiar.
The judge priced himself on his men,
ory for names and faces, and yet some
how this young lady escaped him. But
he is sure he knew her. and one morn
ing, though she always studiOusly avoid
ed his eye he stopped and addressed her
with courtly politeness.
"'Pardon me- miss he said, your
features are familiar. but, strangely
enough, I caI,nCt recall the circumstances
under which We met. Yet I certainly
remember our having met somewhere
Remember" cried the young lady. and
she rose from among her friends With
angry and aggressive air. Remember,
you old soallawag! Well, you ought to
remember. It's not year since you gave
me eight months in the common pleas.
and for two cents I'd pitch you over the
railing into tho water! -
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
GRADY AND SHEEHAN.

From the Springfield Republican.
Mr.. Mur1hy's announcement that Senator Grady
would not be a candidate for the Democratic lead
ership of the New York senate is . tremendous re-
lief TO the best friends Of the incoming Dix ad-
ministraton. Things look decidedly brighter. Per
haps Tammany will now prefer Shepard to Sheehan
for United States Senator.
From the New York Globe.
Perhaps Mr. Shcehsn has changed. perhaps he
has grown, since the days when he WIS "Blueeyed
Billy" OF Buffalo and to do the tasks that
David B. Hill put upon him. In the years that
he has passed in private life Mr.. Shechsn may have
reoryanized himself inside. Yet he cannot complain
il the minds Of some run back 70 the pap;er-mache
scandal Of the capitol.
From the New York Tribune.
At the worst. after looking him over motto and
all Mr.. Murphy will only say mot this time" and.
finding the way forward and upward" barred. Mr..
Sheehan can remain steady. aluays steady" Why
shouldn't all our candidates be compelled to adopt
mottoess How can . man bare his bosom 20 e.
fccually a when he discioscs his private standard
Of personal virtue and efficiency. bn motto.
From the Pittsburg Post
''Frictioo" Is devclorins IN the New rosf Do
nocracy. Il would have been real phenomenon
had it MOT arisen about the time some cdAces ap
peared to Se distributed. After the party and the
prsss had accepted Mr.. Shepard for Senator. ".
T. Shceban. Of New Yost. y injected - dt-
turning factor and the disaediht Grady 10 pF0
poscd for president q tho senate II the DeDo
cntic party Of New Yosk desires 70 squanAsf ~
patdnoay il viil haze y haps0
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
Helen Taft as Fudge Maker.

From the New York Frr-s.
Helen Taft, daughter Of the President.
makes fudge and other kinds of candy
and distributes the daintics among her
fricnds-not all. Of course, for she eats
some herself. She has roomy chafing
dish, which is constantly called into
requisition when her girl friends assem-
bic. sally Bell Darlington. niece of Mr..
Franklin Bell. is another girl whose fudge
is growing popular. Miss Darlington
makes boxes for her candy. and she is
fcnd OF pasting one of her own photo
graphs on the lid. Usually the snapshot
represents Miss Darlington in a fetching
apron and cap. admiring her fudge piled
high on plate. Miss Taft uses snap
shots OF the White House to adorn the
boxes she uses for her candy. but rarely
sends her own photograph.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
OPPOSES CANAL FORTS.
Would he Bl0tch on Our National
Honor, According to This View.

Would BE Blotch on Our National
Honor, According to This View.
From the New York Herald.
Not only would the fertilization of the
Panama Canal by the United States be a
tional honor. 1t would be also a sheer
waste Of money
The purpose Of Notifications would be
to prevent the Canal Zone from being
made the scene Of warlike operations
But. as We have shown. fertilization
would be the very way to defeat that
purpose. The sole effective way of safe
guarding peace along the canal. and one
which will not cost this country a cent.
Is to neutralize the canal; to place its
maintenance as a waterway open at all
times and in all circumstances under the
joint guarantee of the powers.
There Is nothing derogatory to the dig
nifty of the United States in such a meas
ure. The importance to England Of the
Suez Canal is quite as great as the inn
portance Of the Panama Canal will be to
us. Yet England. Immediately after the
occupation of Egypt. voluntarily proposed
10 the powers the naturalization of the
canal. She thus not only secured its
maintenance as a permanent part of the
worlds waterways, but got rid of a de-
tail that inevitably would have caused
much heartburning. For the idea that
England arrogated to herself the right To
close at any time route belonging to
the maritime commerce of the world
would have been resented, and sooner
or later would have led to a conflict
diplomatic if not military.
We should follow this excellent exam
an American undertaking, the interests
of the entire world will be affected by it
and We cannot afford to antagonize the
whole world.
As a matter of fact. the direct interest
that the powers have in the Panama
Canal is implicitly recognized in the clause
Of the HayPauncefote treaty which
guarantees the neutrality of the water.
way. and that it shall be free and oper
to the vessels of commerce and war Of
all nations observing these rules" Ir
other words. .'all the nations refrain
ing from acts of hostility in the cana
shall be free to use it all times. Tht
powers refraining from such acts are d.
facto. individually and collectively
parties to the neutrality treaty. BY in
viting them TO subscribe formally to q
neutrality treaty. the maintenance oi
peace in the Canal Zone would be as.
sured.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
Divorce in England.

Under the workings of the English law.
more carefully safeguarded thanit has been
in this country. 1t has. indeed. been made
so difficult that one just complaint in re-
gard to it has been that it was possible
only for the rich. An English divorce
commission has just concluded investi-
eating the whole subject of divorce in
Great Britain, and as result Of its
deliberations it seems to be generally
agreed that conditions are to be radi-
cally changed. One of the Oldest and
most condemned features of the English
law is that which, in matters of divorce,
declines to consider the status of man
and woman equal. Under the system as
it has been in operation. the English law
vorce from an unfaithful husband, unless
the husband has been guilty also of
cruelty. On the other hand. a single
act of infidelity on the part Of the wife
has been sufficient to grant an English
man divorce. While it is believed that
this feature of the law may be consider
ably modified as a result of the investi-
cations Of this commission, it is still
claimed that on the whole the British
are not yet quite willing to accept the
proposition Of complete equality between
the sexes.
1t is curious to note, too, that much
of the time of this British divorce COM
mission was taken up by a consideration
ed to husband and wife who have been
wronged. A great deal of evidence was
heard on this phase Of the question, and
the general opinion of the commission
was that the present amount of financial
reimbursement for loss Of honor was too
small.
But the most sensible and hopeful rec
ommendation considered by the commits
sion relates to the cheapening of divorce
procedure in England. Under the law as
it is at present. the cost of divorce is
absolutely prohibitory to the poorer
classes, 1t was this injustice that was
primarily the cause Of the foundation OF
this commission. 1t Is curious to note.
too. that the tendency Of evidence and
advice given before this commission by
both clergy and laity was in favor Of a
greater freedom of divorce. So long as
the Church Of England remains an inte-
gral part of the state government there
is no danger that divorce will ever in
England become as easily or as carelessly
granted a thing as 1t is with us. But It is
plain that there has been considerable
growth Of liberal thought and feeling in
this regard, and At least the question OF
divorce in England is not likely to be
much longer merely = question Of money
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
POLITICAL CHAT.
From the Baltimore Sun.

From the Baltimore Sun.
The House insurgents inclined to look upon
the proposed new Republican Moses-Weeks-as if
he had A instead Of two Els in his name.
From the New York Times.
Economy Is Dix's watchwoed. as it was Glove
lands He plainly declares that the State is liv
ing beyond its means. and he prefers to reduce
expenses rather than restore direct taxation with
out removing indirect.
From the New York Sun.
The Baltimore Sun reports Senator Burton. Of
Ohio saying at the dinner Of the Ohio Society Of
Maryland on Tuesday night:
The people themselves are responsible for cofrupS
politics. The politician does not want to buy
votes"
1t is remarkable how easily the politicians in
Adams County ruccumbed to the temptation.
From the st. Paul Dispatch.
An international control Of railroad rates and an
international supervision Of railroad operation are
certainly unique. but they present nothing that is
impossible or impracticable.
From the Pittsburg Post
During the course Of humble otservatiops since
1877. or thereabouts the trend Of Democratic
policies and evolution. and the effect thereon Of
the scntillations and lucubrstions not to exclude
cOfuscatfons, OF COf Wattefsoo. U LOulSvilie. We
have been forced 10 conclude that the party has
pgusrrssed farthest when it Vas not following him.
From the Detroit NevB.
The mspeakable Loeb" as the crooked im-
pcsteks style the collector Of the port of Nsw
Yosk. has just discpsered smother Havemeyu fsud
Of I'VE yean' stasains He purchased abroad Shaf
Is known the Klsiswittcr Stndivarius violin for
D.oe and had = snesksd through - paain nd
de rhes' II lcsned MP IN the tamops collection
Il the susaf nasuaAe. end Nr. Ineb inaitts tAat
ths duty - pa3d a the - rAlolen bosA
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
A UNIQUE War Game.

Many Of US, doubtless. can recall how
in the early days of the war with Spain
we all got excited over the news that
the Spanish fleet had sailed. headed for
this coast. and there followed several
days of rather nervous anxiety which
We filled with speculation and wild
guesses as to what part of our unpro-
tected coast the fleet would attack. We
know now; We soon discovered that all
our fears were groundless, owing very
largely to the absolute incapacity and
incompetence of the Spanish feet. But
right at the present time there is headed
for our shores a fleet which We should
like to believe is as capable and efficient
as any in the world. 1t is part Of a
great war game that is being played by
the direction Of the Secretary OF the
Navy. Sixteen of Uncle Sans battle
ships have been set the task of sailing
from Europe in an effort to reach some
part Of the American coast without de-
lection; though trying to intercept them
there is feet of four battle ships and a
number of scout cruisers. The game is
being played with as much earnestness
as if war really existed. In an effort to
hide themselves from the enemy the
fires of the battle ships are kept from
smoking as. far as that is possible: at
night no lights are displayed. and an un-
ceasing watch is kept in the hope that the
oncoming fleet may slip by the defending
line. On the other hand, the defending
whole I,6OO miles OF our Atlantic coast
line. AT nighttime they are using strong
searchlights, and constantly they are
sending out wireless messages in the hope
of getting trace of the supposed-to-be
attacking fleet.
1t is a curiously interesting experiment
that is being tried. Naval experts believe
that the attacking fleet has no chance of
getting anywhere within possible striking
distance OF the coast without being dis
covered. If this be SO. and a few days
will prove it, it may have a decided bear
ing on any possible future war scare. II
is all very we'll to thcorize about the pos
sibility of hostile nations sending over
war ships and transports carrying troops
The present experiment. in which only a
fractional part of the American feet is
acting as defender. will probably convince
us all that the great tracklcss Atlantic
highway that separates us from any pos
siblc enemy on that side is a much great
er natural protection than we had be-
lieVed.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
White Waists and Tariff.

From the Ohio State Journal.
One of the curiosities of the tarin
business is furnished by the white waist.
When the Eastern mills got a good, stiff
duty on cotton goods, the prices bounded
upward and there was great joy in that
branch of business. After a while there
appeared some dullness in the trade. and
Immediately a clamor for more tariff was
set up. On looking further. it was dis
covered that low duty was not to be
charged with this decline in business,
but that the fashion in white waists had
changed and there were fewer of these
worn and less white goods bought. So
it was not only the tariff for protection
that protected an industry. but the fash
ion. too.
Here Is one Of the eccentricities of the
tariff business-that the fashion Is more
controlling circumstance than the rate
of duty, and that the latter IS largely de-
pendent upon the tastes Of the women.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
Definition Of "Plum.~

From the New York Evening IoSt.
At this time OF the year the word
plum in its political significance. is
conspicuous in the newspapers, in head
lines and elsewhere. The plum is, of
course. lucious fruit in the shape Of
an Office under the State government,
which many people are on the lookout to
secure. and which is supposed to fall to
some fortunate individual as the result
of a process in which the pull bears
an important part. But the curious fact
should not be overlooked that the very
same governor who is the center of the
politicians desire for pluins and has all
he can do to supply some small part of
their appetite, experiences at the self
same time the opposite kind Of difficulty
in filling the posts about which he is
most concerned. 1t ought not to be a
matter Of course in our political system
that the very best men for the most
important posts should be able to accept
them only at a heavy personal sacrifice,
while at the same time a great number
OF other posts are treated as though they
were prizes in a lottery.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-08
Ten Tons of Bad EGGS.

From the New York Mail.
Nearly ten tons of bad eggs were seized
in a Jersey City cold storage house. They
are said to have come from 4 cold
storage plant in Chicago. If their ulti-
mate destination wa the same as the
riots and spots which have lately come
into public notice. they would have gone
to a number of bakeries in this city. and
the public would have eaten them in
pound cake and other things.
There is a familiar story of an over
thrifty couple who started the winter
with a barrel of good apples. Rather
than be prodigal of such appetizing fare.
they began to eat only those apples in
which decay had appeared. AS they ate
them. the other apples by degrees began
to show the defects of age. When spring
came this penurious couple realized that
they had reached the bottom of the bar
rel, and had not eaten one sound apple.
This story is parable Of the plight of
the American perple since the cold stor-
age business was developed.