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The Washington times., 1911-09-11
SHE HOLDS IT UP TO TKE
Girl in the Bathing Suit

them as the opposite. And I am not
so narrow as to believe that the reve-
latiops OF your bathing suit necessarily
indicate that you are out on a tour
Of attention attracting which is un-
hattering to your womanhood. But
there is room for ques tion.' No one
looking at you can feel at all certain
that you are a mice girl" People
judge by appearances. And there GER
tainly are plenty of appearances about
you from which to draw a most un-
complimentary conclusion.
You look like a ballet girl turned
loose on the beach. No, you look worse
than she does on her native stage, for
distance and footlights and grease
paint do q little bit OF illusioning
that sand and sunshine cannot achieve.
You look crude and coarse and COM
mon! Mercy! Isn't it awful to say
that right straight out in spelled out
words! But 1t NEEDS to be said.
If plain-looking girl, dressed sem
sibly and with no obvious effort to
attract attention, goes into the briny
deep, she is regarded as decent per-
son taking perfectly legitimate rec
feation in a perfectly sane way But
you! The men look at you, and the
smile they wear Is more a sneer, a
derisive mental comment virtually ex-
pressed, on your vanity and indeli-
cacy as 1t is one Of approval. II you
believed in vivisection, and could look
into one OF the hearts of men, you
would find yourself outside the warm
spot kept for dearest interests and
most beloved things. The women who
look, as well as are, modest and
womanly, decent and refined. have
these choice places. not the silly little
girls in immodest bathing suits, which
show that they want attention even
If 1t is the wrong kind.
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'T see." said the stage struck youth.
refusing to vary his style Of opening
a conversation, that Miss Lillian
Graham got a polite little panning
in one of the theatrical magazines"
IN are they still after that poor
gurl?" asked the stage doorkeeper,
as he lowered his feet from the Win
dow sill Nv Wasn't it enough for her
to drag most all the notoriety in the
world down on her after she began
lettin' daylight into an old cove's
walking gear?"
There's a Difference
Now you're goin' OF at half
cock" said the S. s. Y. THE girl
I'm talkin about isn't the one who
Is the other one Of Those Girls
You're thinking about Lillian Gra-
ham,"
"Ay coorse I'm think about
her." snarled the s. d. K
THE girl I'm talkin' about" contin-
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Loretta's Looking Glass

gar sense, either. I Just offer the
information that physical beauty Is
lent a charm by modesty that 1t
never has without 1t. And modesty
never goes with an indecently ex-
posed person. She Is the companion
Of enough. gathers and tucks to dis
guise, at least slightly, the con-
tours Of the human form divine.
And II there is any Disgusting done
by your bathing suit, It is not asso-
ciated with your figure.
Crude, Coarse, Common
have actually known nice girls.
girls who were really refined at heart,
to wear clothes which seemed to brand
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
Distant Thunder;
Or, Very Guilty

1t was a sultry September scene;
many clouds were in the heavens
A crowd Of the morbidly curious
followed them to the patrol box. eye
ing him In wonder. almost In fear.
"rll bet he's an anarchist" said thu
man, nervously, Nobody but an
anarchist would do that. It wouidn't
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
Our Waiter Says,
The Stingy Thing!

What gets me more than anything
else is, he was such an honest-look-
ing chap-one of the fat, honest-look-
ing ones. He looked as though but
ter wouldn't melt in his mouth. I
bet it'll melt in his pocket, all right
but .thatll come later.
He came in early in the evening
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Saves Trouble

You have placed all the large berries
on top"'
Yes" replied the affabie dealer.
That saves you, the trouble Of hunt
ing through the box for them"
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
Lines That
Cannot Be Erased
ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY
All the new

All the new hats are to have some
sort Of an ornament on them.
The mere man person, however. will
still continue to look for the princinaI
ornament Immediately underneath them
The Pink I'm.
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The Only Way

The Summer Man-How can I win
you for my very own?
The Summer Girl You fellows
might get up a rattle. I'm engaged
to seven of you.
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Technically

Come out Of that bush and sur
render. You are technically wounded .
may be technically wounded, but
I can't come out. I have torn INV
pants, and not technically, either"
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
a PRESSING Enqaqement

Cant you take me for ride In
your new automobile next Thursdayf''
Sorry. old chap. but that's our
cooks day for q spin."
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Poor Consumer

Young man, don't you know those
mushrooms you are gathering are pois-
onous?''
IT'S all right, sir. I'm not going 70
eat them. am gathering them IN .el, .,
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Regular Smiles For
The SmileleSS
ALL ACCORDING

Maud--would you cali Gerty Gold
bags beauty?
May-well, p'raps I might II were o
young man, awfully poor. In debt and
utterly conscienceless.
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Outrage Against Propriety

Your bathing suit was dream-in
the shop window. 1t IL an outrage
against propriety on the beach. If you
could wear any less clothing doubtless
you would. But you COULDN'T and
escape arrest.
And the screaming absurd1ty of
your costume strikes any sensible
being. The reason for going into the
great, green waves is defeated by
the stiffness Of your whalebone-and-
steel armor Hpw much exercise can
you get with such a muscle squeez-
ing mechanism compressing your
anatomy? 1t you would deign to
wear a little more goods in your
gown and a little less corset, you
might escape a lot of notice which
you may translate as fiattering, but
which Is really derisive.
Why will women deliberately defy
the truism that the appeal of sugges-
tion is more subtle and more certain
than that of revelation? I do not
mean suggestion In any broad or vul-
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
Some Noise

Mature knew what she was doing
when she deprived fishes Of voice"
How do you work that out?"
every egg IL laidr'
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
In the Suburbs

Mr.. Henri-What is Gray SO proud
about?
Mrs. Henri-He just broke all speed
records for making ice cream in their
new freezer.
The Washington times., 1911-09-11
Unreasonable

IT hear that Gwennie broke OF her
engagement with Mr.. Munly because he
tried to limit her enjoyments."
Yes; she was engaged to two other
young men. and he objected"
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Something the Matter with It

Keeper-Do you know this water is
preserved, sir?
Angler (of little experience, still
awaiting bite)-I thought there was
something the matter with II.
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young Atwood breakn worlds
aeropane factrs ben opened evy day.
bein appointed already make rules nsurn the
PEDESTRIANS.
It's good thing, Belle the PEDESTRIANS should be
considered first b1eve the rules drawn already
It'll be unlawful fnsnce,
than peoples heads
the PEDESTRIAN dies the aviator hble
- In Case Of Smash-ups
Accounts of accidents papers entirely
then, Belle.
Folks radin' their Tveny Century Hoop-a"
what's doin while they're Ayn home the Bird Line will shake
their heads fooshness
the headlines EIGHT KILLED IN WILD BIPLANE JOYRIDE"
Eight people killed and sevral injured the stoyn
when bpne filled with oyfders crashed
monopane miles above the waterworks.
The list O. dead and wounded
correspondent their and addresses while they
IN the down"
No. Belle, won't be long before you'll have
before you'll be able make mind whether
whether that splash gasoline from
a reaky motor.
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Drawn for The Washington Times

y/OU ought not TO mind having q
mirror held up before you. You
are gotten up with such an eye
for effect that the experience will not
disconcert you. But you will be mad,
as mad as the proverbial hornet, when
] begin to tell what the mirror shows.
But am going to do 1t. You cannot
have the reflections all your way, you
know. II is time some one cast one, at
least, on you. You have been rejecting
discredit on the members Of your sex
who have q regard for modesty, who
like to look like ladies, long enough.
And a whole lot Of them resent your
fragrant abuse of the delfcacy which
should characterize q woman.
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NJ A ME TELLS B Ell L E
The Air Age Is Coming
Shortly, But Even Now
IT'S A GREAT SPORT

: WON'T be long now, Belle before all the steam-
ship lines'n be aeroplanes, so to speak Even now
the common people have got out O. the way o
calm. them air-e-oplanes
Nothings very successful until the COM
mon mon people learn now to pronounce It. a oiilion
went all to smash in New York not long ago be-
cause O. the intelligent New Workers could
say it right.
So guess, Belle, we'll live to see the day,
mean the night, when you won't be able to see any
stars for aeroplanes, and when it'll be considered
The Washington times., 1911-09-11

EAREST-What great big grand old world this
! when love- The little things and the
big things, each and all, to hold interest,
vital point from which lesson is learned.
| SlA - 4 And, OH how glorious them
| " 1ESkJ really understand that they something
| ~ NSI and to actually know that you
I@pf33\5SA living.
IS~AV What glory is there in having nearly every
| thing command? What glory
~ there in wishing for a thing and getting
IN wish? Oh dearest isn't wonderful to be able
work and and build tiny castles? Isn't
it just wonderful to have a namees longing in
breast which only be satisfied by the of the
whom you love in the world?
have been happy today Perhaps because has been such
beautiful day. perhaps because thought of perhaps
love for have many little things
have noticed BEFORE but what it is
/ am happy, oh, SO happy.
Little Heartaches and Doubts
Sometimes wonder if there be such thing
happiness for have little hearache doubts right
after day of happiness Do you think
think be happy that he she bome miserable
through that happiness
toward home and happiness isn't it, really express
what because can't find the
only just that glad for your sake.
Martha and getting along wonderfully with cooking
lessons learning how make dishes every
suppose will exhausted Marhas
knowledge in the of cooking, and then what will
Absurd Little Things
Martha such dear She patient to
through all bundeng that feel almost ashamed of
You occasionally do such absurd little things like
tablespoon full of something should have
only teapoonu The result then have
and do right But learning that
awful" lot
And when back me-God,
be ready for you, dearest boy, ready every way
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
KENNEDY TO BOX PALzER
Amateur Champion Decides to
Turn a Professional.

Tom Kennedy, the former heavyweight
amateur champion of the United states
has decided to enter the ranks Of the pro-
fessionals. and is now looked upon as one
Of the possible white hopes" Kennedy
has placed himself under the management
Of Dan McKetrick. manager of Willie
Lewis and Joe Jeanette. and will make
his first appearance in the ring Of the
National Sporting Club Of America on Fri
day. August T. with Al Palzer, Tom
O'Rourkes big heavyweight.
Kennedy is a big. powerful fellow and
one of the most scientific men in the ring
to-day. He has boxed with many OF the
leading heavyweights, including such mas
ters of the game as Jim Corbett and KID
Mccoy, who predict bright future for
him Several managers with a keen eye for
business have endeavored TO induce Ken
nedy to leave the amateur ranks and go
after the big fellows In the game. but the
amateur champion could not be coaxed
until Dan McKetrick tried his hand.
For the last two weeks Kennedy has
been working with Willie Lewis and Joe
.Jeannette up at savin Rock. Conn, and he
Is already I'm fine condition for the bout
with Palzer. McKetrick said last night
Kennedy is one OF the most likely men
have seen in long time. He is big, clever
and can hit He has boxed with Joe jean
nette and has proved beyond all doubt that
he is game. Under the tutelage OF two
such finished men as Joe and Willie he
should improve quickly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
FOG TOO MUCH FOR YACHTS
ONLY One Contestant in Race for
Norman Cup.

Bar Harbor. Me, July H. - Only two
Yachts OF the Eastern Yacht club meet
were entered for the Norman Cup race TO
Marblehcad when the hour for the start
arrived to-day, and only one, the Nenona.
owned by f. j. Bliss. left the starting point
off Egg Rock when the gun was fred. more
than five hours late. The other entrant,
Harold yanderbilts Vagrant, was with
drawn because Of the heavy bank Of fog
which hung over the water.
The Norman Cup, offered by Captain Guy
Norman must be won three times by
Yacht owner before permanent possession
is secured Last year r.. Walter Clark. OF
PHILADELPHIA, won the first race of the Sc
ries with his smaller schooner lrolita This
year he had planned 10 enter his new lro-
iita. a much larger vessel, in the race. but,
like the others. objected to a run OF l6l
miles I'm the dense fog which prevailed to-
laN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
DRAW IN CRICKET MATCH
Toronto Eleven in Hard Fight
with Bensonhurst Team.

The visiting team OF Toronto cricketers
played a draw game with the Bensonhurst
eleven yesterday on wet and soggy field
The final score was: Toronto, 1853 runs for
eight wickets; Bensonhurst, l03 runs for
two wickets.
The visitors went in first. and II. S.
Reid made a brilliant stand, Keeling of
century" before the innings was declared
closed. The Bensonhurst team had only
fifty minutes at bat. but In that time IT
ran I'D the good score Of 1O3 runs for the
loss Of only two wickets O. Smith was
we'll set and we'll on his way TO century
when play ended.
The home bowlers did well. Evelyn got
three wickets for 40 runs. Briggs got three
for 40 and NASSAU got two for 81.
The lineup follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
MACPES WIN IN RAIN. LOOK FOR NEW RECORDS
Defeat Philadelphia Polo Four in
a Spirited Match.

Cedarhurst, Long Island. July 1.-THE
Meadow Brook Magpies. in downpour or
rain. to-day defeated the Philadelphia polo
four in the finals for the Rockaway Hunt
ing Club cups by score OF to s. 1t was
one Of the best games that have been seen
on the field here this season. For some
time II was doubtful whether or not the
game would be played, as the rain was
falling steadily, but the Philadelphians had
TO ship their ponies tonight so 1t was
finally decided to play. No accidents oc-
Cured and all the ponies managed TO keep
their feet, although the going was slippery
The Meadow Brook four allowed the Wis
itors four goals by handicap. and then
held them to four earned goals. although
the Philadelphia players seemed moro at
homo in the mud than the Long Island
four Many we'll judged shots. which We're
headed straight for the goals. were stopped
by the soft field and rolled only short
distance
The first goal scored was the best OF the
entire game Loew caught the ball. ran
around the field with It. and by coaxing
II along with short strokes managed to
score in fifteen seconds.
Belmont made two very pretty goals for
the Magpies. and Rosengarten. for the
Philadelphia team made two goals-onc IN
nearly seven minutes and the other in
thirty seconds
Tho final game Of the Cedarhurst tour
naInent will be played on Wednesday.
H. 49, SoItowc.
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CUBS Do SOME CLIMBING
With Other Teams Idle They
Win Two Games from Boston.

Boston. July H.-The Chicago Cubs took
advantage Of the rain in New York and
Philadelphia to-day by winning both games
OF double-header from Fred Tenney'
Boston Terriers. They captured the first
at to and the second at to 6. Incl
dentally they climbed up 10 within easy
striking distance once more Of the Giants
and the Phillies
In the first inning Of the opening game
home run by Zimmerman, following two
passes, netted enough runs to win, the
Terriers not scoring until the final period
Hard hitting IN the first inning of the
second contest netted Chicago Ave runs.
Boston punched hits in the second, eighth
and ninth innings for two runs each time
In the last inning with two out, Rariden
tried to make third on Flahertys hit tc
left, but was thrown out by Sheckard
Miller and Herzog aid not appear at the
grounds to-day. and President Russell an
nounced their indefinite suspension with
out pay.
The scores OF the games follow:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
COOMBS TO THE RESCUE
Wins Game for Athletics with
Home Run in Fourteenth.

81 Louis, July IA home run by JACK
Coornbs. with a man on base. in the four
tenth inning enabled Philadelphia TO peat
sst Louis to-day by a score Of 10 6.
The visitors scored six runs to the nome
teams five in the first three innings put
St. Louis tied the score In the seventh and
the struggle went to extra innings Eight
pitchers and three catchers were used IN
the game.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
SENATORS WIN AT LAST
Walter Johnson Too Much for
the Chicago White Sox.

Chicago, July 17.-Washington shut out
the Chicago White Sox here to-day by a
score Of 8 TO 0 in a pitchers battle between
LANCE and Johnson.
The visitors scored their first run on
single. sacrifice and an error. A triple
and a sacrifice counted the second, and
the next resulted from triple and an out.
The score follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
DETROIT WINS BY A RUN
Crawford s Batting Brings About
Defeat for Red SOX.

Detroit. July lZ-Collins and Lahtte
r,,cbed good ball to-day, but CRAWFORD
,,ho got half Of Detroit's hits. sent out TWO
n, his drives with men on the bases ana
detroit won at 10 q 81 poe,on
Enpnvan changed his lineup ana bostoIi,
,i,InJ better ball Both sides twice hdu
bIaS Saees full. but failed 10 score.
The score follows;
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The score follows
NEW YORK
Totals. q rs q II

Two-base hits-Jackson. chase. StoIeh DdSes
Olsen Johnson Double plays-Hartzen ana
Johnson. Johnson Chase and knight FHst
base on baus-On Fslksnourg, OF 6oiqi
St~l-k out-Bv Falkenberg. 3; by Ford. z VINO
pitch-Falkenherg First base on erroIs-C!!e1SS
land 2. New York. l. Left on bases0Cleve tes
O. New York 3. Time OF game-l'oV' Cihp''
-MI'In and Perrine.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
LIGHT WIND FOR YACHTS
Big Fleet Starts in DrizzIing
Rain Off LarChmont.
NO SCH00NERS DIV HAND
The Joyant Again Wins in Her
Glass on Second Day of
Race Week"

One hundred and twenty-seven yachts
started yesterday in the second days race
OF the Larchmont Yacht Clubs race
week" This was thirty-two moro than
started on the corresponding day OF 1910.
The yachts were divided into twenty-four
classes, representing not only all the clubs
at the west end OF the Sound but several
In Gravesend Bay.
The race was started in a light breeze
from the south by east and in a drizzlng
rain, which continued most OF the time.
The yachts were sent across the Sound to
Weekss Point. that leg Of the course look
ing promising for windward work, but the
wind soon shifted TO the south.
No schooners put In an appearance, the
largest classes being l. and NJ, In which
Daniel Bacon's Avenger and Leo s. Her
zigs Gardenia fought II out over the long
course They covered II once only. owing
to the light breeze. The Avenger was the
winner on corrected time by minutes Al
seconds In a special race with the Dorello
the Gardenia was beaten 1 minutes IA sec
onds. All the yachts were stopped by the
committee at the end OF the first round on
account Of the light weather.
Commodore W. II. Childs's Joyant again
was the winner In the p class She de-
feated the Corinthian by.3 minutes So sec
onds. In the New York Yacht Clubs 30
foot class. in which twelve boats started,
Ralph n. Ellis's sloop Caprice won by
IS seconds from the Rowdy. In the Q class
the More Joy won from the Suelew by 6
minutes second.
The winners in the other classes were the
Alert, the Red Wing, the Essex, the Jolly
Roger. the Yukan. the Ogeemah, the Ma
haskah, the Edith the Turquoise, the
Cyric, the Twinkle. the Scaup, the Sky
lark, the Adios, the Gogo, La Rochelle.
the Iney, the Tautog, the City and the
Cliphora.
The summary follows
SECOND DAY. LARCHMONT RACE WEEK
JULY II. lel1-LIGHT WIND. SOUTH BY
EAsT-RAIN1NG.
sLOOPS-CLASSES l. AND M-START. 1l:45-
COURSE 90 MILES.
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oo9GT1ol Totals. o.. "a 2924 II 2

.o,,,ed for Williams in ninth inning iD'''''
Tor Collins in ninth inning ?
,,,r,tt ........2 A a "a
peston ............1 81,
,r,,o base hi, crawford IsIf Williams
Crawford. M SaCtii stolen bases-GaT,dnep'
Peeha"' EFT on bases-Boston o. ~ p La9ite l.
Fist base on balls-oG collins struck out
Frs t,l coi Udn 3. by Lanttc. 8. Time-i'-'
i 20 Connolly and Egan.
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I the games follow

Two-base hit-Reulbach. Three base hit
Spratt Home Zimmerman. Doyle. Hits
--OT McTgue. in l inning; of Brown. In
8 innings. Sacrifice fy-Kling. Stolen bases
shsckard. 2 Double play-Spratt, Sweeney ana
Tenney. Left on hases-Boston, 6: Chicago, g.
First base on balls-Of McTigue. 4; off Brown,
z; off Reulbach, 2. First base on errors-Cht-
cago l. Struck out-By Brown, +; by Reul-
bach g. Wild pitch--Brown. Time 80 I'm
pires-O Day and Ennslie.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18

Two-bsse hits-Iaporte, Murphy Baker'
.nfet-b Stephens. Home run CoDI'IDs'
sacrihce hits Barry ~. Thomas. Lapor,I
bsker. Double pIays-Iaporte and Crisis stepn-
sns and Iaporte. Barry and collins ,oo, .laiss
ana Mclnness. Barry McInness and 1hoinas'
Baker o. Collins Austin. Hit by pitched ball
BY Mitchell iMurphy Collins. LorD. TX gy
.eofse Thomas; by Powell tBakerl =, :,
l.,eh Krause Bases on bsls-On Mitchell !,
On Martin, /. off George. ] off Long, = on
,,9orats 4 struck out By Mitchell j. by
i1Saitin. ]: by Powell, !: by Coombs' $50
Hamilton. 8 Pitching record-Hits on krause,
223 innings. IN Martin, 2 IN ID inning
On Long. In . innings Of Coombs, ~
,,nonMss. of Mitchell 2 IN innings, OF nn,
~ DO innings. of Powell, . IN mn ~ In
~ On bases ST. Louis. u. Phiadeiphl'' ~
~Lt 1.lU. Tmuire-EVans.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-18
Conditions Ideal for Trotters at
Kalamazoo Meetinq.

Kalamazoo, Mich, July 17.-With almost
ideal weather conditions prevailing the
Grand Circuit races started here to-day.
Good time on a track considered to be ex-
ceptionally fast was made in all the races.
The attendance was only fair.
The best time made at Indianapolis last
week-2:o 4I4-was twice equalled to-day In
the 2N pace, and horsemen predict that
before the week is over new records will
be made here.
The first heat of the 2l5 trot was a
pretty race, the horses remaining closely
punched nearly all the way round. Lewis
Forest got away with a good lead, but
broke at the first quarter, giving The
Huguenot a lead maintained to the end Of
the heat The second heat was process
sion, The Huguenot leading all the way.
At the finish Charlie Mitchell slightly
crowded Lewis Forest for second place.
In this race John Benyon drove The
Huguenot for Geers. The third heat was
almost the same story as the second. Inc
Huguenot winning easily.
To-day's best time was made in the 2.o1
pace, The Limit going both miles IN
2:OiA. Ginger, one Of the sensations at
Indianapolis. had a bad day, finishing the
race well down the list.
In the 2:07 trot Dude Archdale had an
easy time winning, Geers never being
.ced to drive hard. Dude Archdale last
ear made a record on this track for five
year-old mares, Ter record being 2;O6i4. In
all three heats of the 2:l5 pace Sister
Florentine got away with good lead. but
she could not hold out, finally finishing
outside the money. Brennan Baughman
went to the front when ready and won in
straight heats.
The summaries follow:
TROTTING-2:16 CLAss-THREE IN FIVE