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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-03
SANG AT WEDDING.

The choir of the st. Mary's Catholic
church furnished the music at the
wedding of Miss Nellie Gates at Eat
on. Ohio. this morning Those going
over were Mr.. Engelbert. Mr.. Pfaffiin,
Mrs. Gerber, Miss Mary McNerney,
with Miss Alma Pfaffiin, organist
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-03
WILL BE HELD THIS MONTH.

The annual commencement dance of
the Cambridge City high school will
probably be held Friday evening, May
twenty-sixth, In the Odd Fellows hall
at that place. Several persons from
this city usually attend.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-03
SPENT SUNDAY HERE.

Miss Eliza Collins. who is with the
Connersville Furniture company, Con-
nersville. Indiana. was in the city over
Sunday the guest of her mother in
Easthaven avenue.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-03
EARLHAm GIRLS TO ATTEND.

EARIHAM GIRLS TO ATTEND.
Miss Mary Redmond has Issued in
vitations for reception to be given
Saturday afternoon at her home Ala
West Jefferson street. The honor
guests are seven classmates of Miss
Redmond at Earlham who will arrive
with her Friday ACCOMMODATIONS
Tribune.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12

KLAMATH COUNTY COURT.
wM. s. woRDEN. Judge.
ST. SUMMERS. Commissioner.
c. q. MERRILL. Commissioner.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12
SUMMONS

SUMMONS
In the Circuit Court OF the State Of
Oregon. for klamath County.
Lixzie Orr, Plaintiff.
George II. Orr. Defendant.
To George II. Orr. the abOve-named
defendant:
In the name OF the State OF Ore
gon: You are hereby required to ap-
pear and answer the complaint hled
against you In the above entitled suit.
ON or before the Soth day Of Decem-
her. A. D. 1911. that being the last
day within which defendant 10 Al
lowed to answer herein, a. hxed by
the order Of the court for publication
Of summons herein; and II you fail 70
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12

-
va "ppo.r anu "n'"er' inc p'A'ht'n
WIN app'y 10 inc court TOT the reliei
""'c' "r '" .he complaint nied
.o'''n' W WIZ ror decree ana Or
uu' VI '"c court 'n"t the DohdS Oh
.".''ao"y no" e",St'hs between
p'a'n,'" aho deiehdaht DC forever dis-
D.',."' 'na' p'",n.," nave tne CUSTODY
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12
GIFT SUGGESTIONS

Buy something useful, beautiful.
and that will last lifetime. BY way
of Suggestion:
Ladies' Gold Watches.
Gents Gold Watches,
Diamond Rings, Lockets,
Signet Rings, Festoons,
Set Rings. Bracelets.
Cuff Links. Neck Chains.
Watch Chains, Brooches.
Scarf Pin. ~ FObs,
ANY Article LAID aside on small de-
posit until Christmas.
FRANK NJ. uPP.
Matchmaker. Jeweler and Engrsver.
Willis Building.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12

ana u has FOUND II imposs'bls to GO
away IRON the fact that the site ac
.''plrh Is proper ono, reasoning only
from cold ANA dispadslonatc discus
sion OF the facts. The question has
been discussed 10 much that II IL
'nl'' ihhhiilnr 10 "acl citizen IN the
county, Thore has been much bitter
|Ic'IliH occaSioned thereby, and the
court itself feels that II has friends in
the "tizcnship of the county who VIII
not be pleased; nevertheless II can
not reach any other conclusion, and
VIII pursue It's course without fear or
iavor, asking, however, that In case
legal complications cnsuc or iDjunc-
ions are sought, that the matter may
be tried entirely upon It's merits. and
no personalities INDUCED In.
klamath county Is a great munich
paliiy, as large as the state OF Massa.
chusetis. and the court house which
the court IL proceeding to build must
be constructed Tor hfty and one hun
dred years. We are not building Tor
today. but for the future. and the con-
ditions as they seem now Will bc en-
tiroiy different next year. and judg.
ment which may seem proper and
apropros today VIII be found faulty
tomorrow.
Nc hasty action VIII be taken as 20
the disposal OF the present site. with
the amount OF money on hand and
the amount OF time usually required
for the construction OF such a build
Ing as Is needed. VIII undoubtedly
hold the present headquarters during
n period OF several years. In other
words. the new building could not be
ready for occupancy before that time.
This VIII leave plenty OF time Tor the
court and the people to ascertain what
II best to do with the present site Ms
TO whether II would be sold and the
gum converted to the construction o.
the how building, or us to whether u
shall be retained as park. The
court desires to take no hasty action
whatever In this particular. II l.
FIRMLY OF the opinion. however. tha.
by the acceptance OF the new site 'hs
county will gain thereby n valuation
Of many thousands OF dollars In the
site itself, and n saving OF thousands
OF dollars by Its heat supply from tn
hot springs. and have the most log
ical and appropriate situation OF any
county which the writer knows with
large. sufficient grounds, absolutely
sa,e from "re except ''o'" '"ee"'''
Thoso ,ro mo,,or. w,,o, s,ou,, ,o
carefully considered before the In.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12

Don't lei the baby suffer from ecze-
me-. sores or any itching of the skin,
Deans Ointment lives instant r.'iI,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for
children. All druggists sell II.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12

Fine line OF Hawks cut glass. It's
pretty. and Of hne quality. Costs
more than some. butft looks the part.
ll-6t N Mediation.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12

We have some very desirable 9th
street property for saie-Stephens'
Hunter Realty Coz
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12
M1BCEL11ANEOU6

KODAK FiNIBHIN0--Fifs. ciass anu
prompt results by Frank Duncan.
over First National bank, or leave or.
ders at Little Book store. two doors
west Of postofiice.
Observation-Disclosures Second .hand
Store. cor. Of 7th and Main, buys.
sells and trades household goods,
clothing. shoes, tocla guns. etc. Lave
your order foe s2pert sewing machine
and organ repair work. Satisfaction
Guaranteed. Phone 313. G-tf
HELP WANTED
WANTED-Candy salsslady; choco-
late dipper prefefSeh. Hoxeys. 11-3
wANTED--At once. good house.
keeper. Samaritan hospital. 1l-6t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-12-12
Herald Want Ads


FOR IENT-Three or l06r 1ufnIs604
housekeeping rooms HI private fam-
lily; no children. Enquire ct Hsfs1l
Office. ete
FOR RENT : Liekt housSkoopIn0
rooms; furnished. : Inquire q 11o
Second street. NJ o.et
FOR RENT--6ood thfee-f6om kou06s
close to business district, 81.
Shepherd & Wilson. ,o-ot
FOR BALE
FOR SALE-One mare, /, 800 pounds,
SIS. Tomatoes by case e3.66, corn
by case $40; freah ranch eggs coo.
BY the can, peaches, pears, plums,
Strawberries. blackberriss, 3sc. beans
&c per ID. Phone 443, McCAbe's gPo-
Gerry, Mills addition. S.lts
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
By George Fitch
The Author of SiWash College Tales

chimes: others by inventing new eva
sions. Some get wealthy by. guess work
on the board of trade; others prefer
cinch methods with cityy council. In
Iowa men get wealthy by growing two
ears of corn where only one grew be-
fore. In New York men achieve the
same result by planting fiat buildings
on last years cornfields.
Wealth is SO highly esteemed that a
great many people trade their stom-
achs for 1t. Others trade their nervous
systems, their vacations, their baseball
games, and their regulations for II.
Wealth enables a man to stop worry
ing about rent day and the price Of
coal; on teh other hand 1t makes him
worry about Congress. the bank re-
serve. the tax levy, the meanness Of
the Attorney General, the price of auto
mobile tires. and the continued good
health OF Theodore Roosevelt.
In fact, there are SO many worries
connected with wealth that 1t would
hardly be worth having II 1t were not
for two things-the envy of our friends
and the fact that we don't have to envy
them.
Copyright. 1911, by George Mathew Adams.)
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

Pop exchanged his tobakko kew
pons for sumthing today. having bin
saving them for a hole yeer and put
ting them away in a drawr In the
setting room until he had 500. Ma
kept kounting the kewpons awl the
time, avn akkount OF seeing 80 meny
things she wunted wen she passed
the phase down town ware they give
you things for tobakko kewpons.
Henry. she sed to pop at brekhst
this moarning, you've got eoo Ke"-
pons at last, I kounted them asen
last mite and you've Jest got 500.
Have l, sed pop, then Ill take them
down town with me this moarning
and get sumthing for them.
Ma Nos Sumthing
Wen was down town the uthir
day sed ma, I passed the preemeum
plase, and thare was wun OF the MIS-
est littil ladys manerkure sets in the
windo I ever saw. 1t was Jest 300
kewpons, she tsed. izent that odd.
Extremely odd, sed pop.
Thare was sumthing else. to, sed
ma, thare was a luvly hare comb with
2 dymunds in u that Jest matched my
hare.
HOW Good 2 dymunds Jest match
yure hare, sed pop. that sownds fooi-
ish.
I dident say tho 2 dymunds matched
my hare, sed ma, sed the comp did.
That was Jest 500 kewpons. to. she
sed, izent 1t funny awl these things
lest happin to be 500 kewpons!
Kwite the funyiest thing stnse the
Johnstown Hood, sed pop.
I Suppose you reetlize, sed ma. that
you wodent of saved those kewpons
at awl II 1t hadent bin for me. and
that ] have bin keaping them In ordir
for you for a yeer. and that I have
bin konstintly picking them awf the
jfioar ware you dropped them out Of
yure pockits and putting them away.
Yes. sed pop. you have bin very
good about II.
I I'm glad you reeilize 1t. sed ma. I
don't no wich liked best. the maner-
kure set or the hare comb with the
Q dymunds
I'm going now. -sed pop. wares tho
kewpons.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

up their sleeves, understand. but
chawtling right out!
You see. Ferdie called up and swore
over the phone that he could beat
me at billiards. It sounds pwepos-
ferrous, l know, but Ferdie said Just
that. "Ferdie," I said, you must be
i'll! It's drizzling fearfully. but
don't care-rn come right downtown
and meet you and give you the beat
ing of your life"
So I slipped on my striped ra4ncoat.
reached desperately for an umbrella,
and sailed fawth. And. do you
know, I noticed a couple of fresh
young girls laughing at me almost
before I had time to close the front
door. Really, I gave them suGh
look!
A few steps further on q man
pointed me out to another stupid
looking fellow, and they carried on
like perfect asses! refused to even
let them know ! was aware of their
existence. But deah me, every per-
son / passed seemed to have a joke
on me. 1t really had me quite fur
ried. Then, when I got TO the car,
i closed my umbrella. and what do
you suppose7 It's too ridiculous! I'd
been walking all this time with my
sisters parasol over my head, and /
give you my word OF honah there's
lace all around the edges!
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

! decided to retire. Cause whatever
that guy goes after he usually gets.
When 1t comes to being a sort
of jack Of all trades and master
or the bunch Of 'em you will have
to admit that Tom is somes versatile.
He's dipped into most everything,
from cornering the copper market to
writing poetry. And incidentally he's
one Of our very best little authors.
I've forgotten exactly what the sales
were from that little FOOLED FL
nance story. but 1t was enough for
him to buy another bronze and ivory
elephant to help furnish his little
office in Boston.
1T must be a pleasant day he puts
In. Him risin' with the sun at his
little farm OF half a million acres
and runnin' over 1t in a light runnin'
drop stitch automobile seein' that the
Angora cows are properly milked and
that the pigs are properly curried SO
that their ears may be used for silk
purses when they grow up. Then he
has breakfast entirely composed of
grub that he raises himself On his
way to town he dashes on two SON
nets and madrigal.
Then for an hour he sits in his
Attic oluCc, IuTnlSneQ at q
trifiin' expense of 100000, and
composes few full page ads while
his private secretary tells the waitin'
reporters that he 10 out Of the city.
'Tis Busy Life
'"Tis a busy life for Tom, as you
can see. For after he has played
with the market up till closin' time,
he has to attend a coupla sales of
antiques. He may fuss a bit with
the political situation and then it's
into the boiled shirt and make a
few after dinner speeches But even
then his days work Is not done.
Down to the theater he must go and,
after sittin' through the show, there's
six sticks of criticism to be written.
II haven't read any of his criticisms
as yet, but I'm waitin' to see whether
he's goin' to push William Winter
and Allan Dale off of the map or
qualify as a member of the press
humorists' association"
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

sfonately upon. the blanket-wrapped
form of Squatting Squirrel.
Poor fellow" she sighed. Last
pathetic reminder of an aboriginal
race, l weep with you. The paleface
has despoiled you of the land which
was yours and left you a poor penniless
remnant OF bygone supremacy and a
mute testimonial of the heartlessness
of civilized greed
Ugh" grunted Squatting squir-
rel. He could grunt in seventeen
other ways, but every reader of In
dian life knows that ugh" is the most
expressive.
II find II in my heart to help you,"
continued Beulah Binnyfnger. Here
- coin of an alien realm-no. I came
away without money. But / will send
you clothes and things to eat"
Ugh" grunted Squatting Squirrel.
ME lend you car fare. Me get seven
thousand paleface ~simoleons In bank,
and me get two bundled more a week
making tomahawks used by Sitting
Bull"
And Squatting Squirrel lent her car
tara.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

experience
"Al right III do that" told III put fifty and
bet in and tell about
kitty and things along 81 always lucky
and probly I'll fifty cents right off, think it's
q good for learn" H-.,
So l got paper and pencil mark down the
nickel bets.
There's Nothing Like Good Start
gave five himself and asked
him what But he said there amt trumps in poker
Trunps odashioned, he said
"fhre three of kind, amt they Bll1 and
Bill says, YES" So bet a nickel
felt like successful track punger
three l reckless and bet
put nicke and then he in three
you fifteen cents he "1 want to
stay n you have to keep up to me- ~, .. ..
here's fifteen and here's fifteen more than that Now
pose Three pretty good hand amt t
Yes Bi GOVERN extra fifteen and putin in fifteen
"ohn says Il III of it. You have the pot
haven't got full house child Bill "ve ony got
pair wo didn't say had tu house s1,G hee aces DON'T
grab Belle and pulled all the into lap
I "and you've forfeit all the
Anyhow like the I'm going to quit don't think it's
honest"
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

Heer they are. awl raped up, sed
ma, giving them to pop. I think I
like the manerkure set the best
Do you. sed pop. we'll good by.
Wen pop calm hoam this eevning he
had big books awl raped up.
Watts that, sed ma.
Its a humerdoar to keap seegars in.
sed pop, SO. they'll always be fresh
and sweet. 1t was only 500 kewpons.
and as soon as I have smoaked enuf
to save 500 moar kewpons, they will
put my inishils avn 1t In gold lettirs.
Izent that crate. he sed.
Ma startid to tawk about It, and
aftir a vile went out to go to
Bennys house, and she wasent dun
yet.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

II see," said the stage struck youth
rs he polished a manicured finger
nail on the facade of a pants leg,
that our old friend Tom Lawson has
invaded the field of drama tic criti-
cisme -...- ."'a ....'.. ~-.>~
Yep" said the stage doorkeeper,
with tired air, en- I'm only waiting
for him to get a hunch that he would
like to guard .this alley door and
watch the chickens come in before
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Vest Pocket ESSAYS
EALTH is a rare and blissful
condition Of man., in which
he doesn't care what hap
Draw, tor IN. washinsts. Times.

"
" he doesn't care what hap
pens to the cost OF living.
1t Is the most delightful form of arith-
metic known. You substract expense
from income and have anything from
a pianola to a trip to Europe left over.
Just how much the remainder will be,
depends on the locality. however. In
New Hampshire a man is wealthy IL
he doesn't have to chop his own wood.
In North Dakota a man is wealthy IL
he has to buy an automobile in order
to ride down to his barn at milking
time.
In France Il man is wealthy IL he
has storking full of money. In Ire
land man is wealthy IL he has any
stocking at all.
In Arkansas i man Is wealthy IL he
can buy store tobacco In New York
city man isn't really wealthy until the
department of Justice has held a special
session ON him.
In America It is more popular to be
wealthy than 1t Is to be wise or healthy
or good or famous. This is because IT
is very easy to become wealthy in this
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
How To Stop.

Molly tholiday making in the coun-
try)-l say, Mr.. Hoats, do You mind If
ask a question? i
The farmer-No. my dear. what is 1t?
Molly-What / want to know is. when
you've finished milking that COW. how
do you turn 1t off?-The Sketch.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

had spoken
For it is ae-ae-ae but l can't go to sleep writing
you at least ne that Mary mail the first thing the
morning
'...& More Presents For the Trousseau
It's been such happy First
with plans and and love- then presntse
Tor my tonight mother, dad and
IL was wonderful drama that Well staged and beau
uy acted but do know somehow couldn't feel Of the
applause and the homage paid to the
GIRL before loved sighed for big emotions
IN life. - - -
But tonight somehow, could feel only
on that this whose rings the world
have the fun and the JOY that have planning working
little home She know know the delight
things the joyous of dependency
can never know the divine touch when
: you the working and dreaming of the future
IN gao my ieet must tread the narrow path of little things
want the valley, with big
~. ... Willing to Help in Any Way - 80.
VIII you be with these, will
luxury and fame? If you do will help promise
and rendng Of tender make matter
whether thear
have at last decided how wedding be
tomorrow omorrow-they will begin made
last visit the of when
again Heighho! it will hmmerng
that the days which separate thank God drawing
and our wedding day is getting and
Helen giving shower for day tomorrow
Aunt Henrietta going give dinner
decide bridesmaids thought about
usher dearest one? Or have been
hunting that you've forgotten the solemn
oc coats that Of the let
me know. Good night, dear. H. ~
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Properly Placed.

John" exclaimed the inebriated
printers wife, when, you come home
In that condition at this unseemly hour.
hardly know what to call you!"
ATS awright, m'dear," cajoled the
printer. Jus put me in the too late
to classify department.
Telegram.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Just Like Canada.
m, what is reciprocity?"

Tom, what is reciprocity?"
It's this way. Mabel. 1 give You a
hug and you give me a kiss. That's
reciprocity. VIII you do it?'
Il fear 1t might lead to annexation.
a, d don't know that I am prepared
for that."-Kansas City Journal.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
A Big Help

Can't you assume a little more pleas
ing expression Of countenance7" asked
the photographer.
Yves, SIR" hesitatingly answered
the sitter wait a minute and i'll
take of these new shoes"
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Fed The Feline.

I'VE must really give a dinner to
those people next door"
But they are not in our set. And
what did they ever do for US socially?"
They entertained our cat handsomely
all summer, / find
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Not A Romance.

Dear heart" murmured the lady.
Thirty cents pound today" ex-
planned the butcher
I'm that case, perhaps you had better
give me some liver."-Kansas City Jour-
nal s'r
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Other Side Of II.

Mrs. Bryde-My husband just raves
about my complexion.
Mrs. Ryval-Does 1t cost SO much as
that, dear?-Boston Transcript.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Mere Man.

Yellowstone / realize the insignificance
of man. Ever been there?'
Never. You can get the same sensa-
tion by going to suffragette meeting" :"
kansas City Journal.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
In Fragments.

Charley says I shattered his heart.
/ wonder II have?" ~.
'"I wouldn't wonder He gave four or
five girls a section of II this summer" I"
Exchange. r..., .......
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Drew An Inference.

my wife has just got her new fall
bonnet"
Sorry, old man, but can't spare a
penny. I'm broke, too. Houston Post
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Forward Plays
Perfectly Executed
HE FOOLED THEM

Mana nager-what makes you think you
can act?
Applicant-Burglars into my room last
night. pretended I was asleep end
deceived them utterly.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Blanketty Blanket;
'". Or, Rah Redskin!

1t was twilight on the Kokooi reser.
walton. Beautiful Beulah Binnyfinger,
amateur philanthropist, gazed compass
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Our Son and Heir -.
Says, oh, Fearful!

You'll find 1t hard to believe, per-
haps, but on my word Of honah, peo-
pie have been laughing At me! Not
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
Ugly

Tho Leading Man--Tve got to kiss
your wife In the second act. You
won't mind, will you2
. The Manaser-I can stand It II you
can.
The Washington times., 1911-10-21
NJ A ME ELLIS ELL E
That Just to Be UP In
General Affair." She Learned
HOW POKER is PLAYED

lat mysterious thing is 1t, Belle. that keeps men
at the club, when they. ought to be rocking the
baby eats up all their cigar money and makes em
talk in their sleep1 It's poker.
Poker 10 the great national free n equal d.
version for men, rich and poor, and if women
ever hope to know enough about things to vote, we
ought to get the genral idea of it into heads.
So las night got Bill to show how it's played.
And, Belle, don't approve of it at all. l think it's
mean, underhand game, and ought to be kept
away from the children. .... ~
"The on'y satisfactory way to learn how to play
the noble game ~ poker" saws Bl "is to bet real
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

country. 1t is so easy that great
many people who are strictiy~honest get
wealthy in spite of themselves. But
it is still easier the other way.
Some people achieve wealth by saw
ing their money; some by making 1t i'm
possible for the other fellow to save his.
Some get wealthy by inventing new ma
The Washington times., 1911-10-21

EAREST: Do you remember Stevenson's little song
about the shadows? . -, @g
"All round the house is the jet black night;
1t peers through the window pane; >....
And cfouches in the corners hiding from the light
And moves with the moving fame" '~~-'
That verse and the one about the Shadow of
the baluster, the shadow Of the lamp" and all the
rest ringing through my head, for I am, in
of the night. a- ....t. .:
In fact, it's so quiet that when the old
clock purred out its protest at having to get ready
to strike the hour I jumped as though some one