The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

\ man has a right to think u lot |
of things he has no right to say.
I'm not as fair as | should be; but
you needn't sheer neither are you
Never say to man: You are get |
ting Old It is better to say; 1--WE are |
getting DID," and even then, he won't
like it.
If you are industrious, tell the truth,
and keep your record clean, you will |
some day get paid for it. You may not
receive your reward tomorrow, or next |
week, but some day, in some way or
other you viii be rewarded.
\ new play is entitled: Thou
Shalt Not" The sentiment is not |
usually expressed so elegantly. Don't |
do that" is a more common way of
saying the same thing.
A man whistles for the same reason
that he uses tobacco; he learned the
habit as boy, and cant quit.
A shiftless mans favOrite saying: |
co. well, well get along somehow.
You may easily play a joke on a
man who likes to argue: agree with
him.
You can do more for yourself than
anyone will do for you.
Having fun is dismal business after
you pass so.
There is something new gentle
man can do for lady; crank her
automobile.
The real economical people are
those who have no money, and whose |
credit is not good.
Shake the hand of some men, and |
you shake secret out of them.
The most depressing sight in the |
world is an impudent child, with the
parents standing by and smiling APP
prevail.
When you go back to your old home |
after an absence of ten or fifteen
years, don't expect people to be glad
to see you; after people haven't seen |
a man for ten or fifteen years, they |
don't care much if they never see him
again.
A hero is a man who hasn't had |
much bad luck.
When a man gets up in the world, |
he's like flying machine; no one can |
tell how long he will stay up.
Here of late, when man is down, |
so many people offer to help him that |
he is better off than the average man |
who is up.
Before marriage, young woman |
will be polite to the men, but after
marriage, she will have an air indicat- |
ing that she hates them all.
ficant that he could not be annoying.
There is an auditor in every mans |
life to frequently check him up.
1t is unfortunate that at one time |
there We're orators who swayed the |
multtudes; it is unfortunate because
ever since, little men have attempted |
it, and bored the multitudes nightly. |
There is much comfort for every
body; big man can carry twice as
much, but little man gets around |
twice as fast.
Put fine dress, and lace, and pow
der, and false hair, and jewelry, on a |
man, and he will look well, too. At
late minstral show, an impersonatOr |
looked exactly like a pretty girl of 16, |
and a great many said it could not pos
sibly be man. But it was a man, for |
he took off his wig, and asked in a |
bass voice if anyone in the audienCb |
could oblige him with a chew of plug |
tobacco.
A woman complains that every time |
she is with men, one of the number |
wants to explain how a steam engine |
works.
You have no doubt blamed the peo-
pie of Johnstown for their failure to |
heed the warning of a rotten dam. Is |
there no UNDECIDED warning ringing |
in your ears at the present moment? |
1t is surprising how many people |
land in the poor house. And every |
one of them fooled his money away, |
as you do, and imagined that he would |
be rich some day.
A milliner says that every woman |
who tries on hat in her store, says |
by way of preparation: my hair isn't |
fixed right"
In country town, a man must be-
have as well as in heaven, II he hopes |
to avoid being talked about.