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Much I'm in your confidence, II It
comes to that retorted Mr.. Jarr. holly.
"Oh. I suppose you'll die II you don't
sec what It was" said Mrs. Jarr,
sharply. I'm sure | can't have a little
surprise for myself bnt what you must
know all about It. But that's Just the
way, A man can keep his wife and
family In the dark as to where he goes
and what he does, how he spends his
time and how he spends his money; and
no questions are to be asked. But his
wife Is to have no freedom OF thought
or action even OF the most innocent
kind. Talk OF slavery"
I'm not talking OF slavery" said Mr..
Jar. who began to see he was only
getting into a quarrel by which he could
gain nothing except a day or 80 OF dis
comfort and un~pleasantness generally.
II Just asked. casually, what you were
putting away. And | don't see what
great harm there was In that"
"Oh. well, II nothing will ever satisfy
you, Mr.. Bluebeard," said Mrs. Jarr.
'Ill show you what It was"
She rolled the words "Mr. Blue6eard"
| with great JUNCTION. She did not realize
'n6 HDDH'dIbn WAS sDlIltN idL vague IN
Mr.. Jars case and in the matter OF
the situation. II being Mr.. Bluebeard's
last wife,. Fatima, who was gifted with
n fatal curiosity.
Mr.. Jar started to go, as n 10 denote
he didn't care what tho great mystery
was. but Mrs. Jarr had the package out
and unwrapped.
There. old Meddlesome Matty.' she
cried. "It's . pair Of new shoes. That's
ani And I needed them 30 badly that
It's no wonder ! hid them away. as II
not daring to trust myself with the
thought I had them. My feet are fairly
on the ground. and l HAD TO have
shoes! You don't mind, do your"
AZ a matter of fact. married women
have a little trick OF hiding away d
purchases OF a personal nature when
first bought and then, when they do
wear them later on, II surprise Is ex-
pressed, they say in a careless tone:
ION, this7 Why, I've had this for
months and months! A cheap little
thing / picked up a Ions time ago!"
Mr.. Jar surrendered gracefully. He
looked at the shoes and then said:
But. good gracious' These things are
miles too big for you"
In other days this remark would have
had telling effect. but Mrs. Jarr simply
said:
Il had 20 get shoes in style, didn't I?
And It's all the style 10 have shoes too
big for one, big long ones. They are
the latest from Paris. That Is, the
style Is"
Sure" aid Mr., Jarr. but when We
saw the women wearing this kind IN
Paris last surnmer. you said they were
hideous and you'd never wear them
But they arc IN style" said Mrs,
Jarr. what can I do? Look Hike q
freake"
But Mr. JArr didn't answer,
The evening world., 1911-04-22
Letters From the People

sands Let - the number % time.soc.
ond' tie minute hand covers after c
O'Clock. Thcn, y-SGOx minute hand.
moves ;CoN angular seconds after C
O'Clock, hour hand, moving LIP as fast.
covers aoH angular seconds after G
O'Clock. Minute hand starts from MI
mark an' hour hand from tho VI, min.
uto hand must travel s0ox-sis. 90 from
no VI mark Subtract distance minute
hand travels from distance hour hand
travels thotn measured from VI mark.
Dlhignco -3oN-CgoY -Gis. OD0l. Distance,
between hands = 0 degreesrr, or c..
pressed IN rocnud., %, 500 r. y. 9oy-tssox-
tis.OoO 81, 0co X, NN 300X GS, ooO-2l, 40
* aslx- -aaN A~nnv-isae !.s 90. onuninr
seconds, or s-sl minutes and ~ 1889
seconds. Angle rotweon the bands Is @
degrees, ~ mlHuirn, ~ ilS-33l seconds,
when tho tlme Il 81 minutes ana 30 lis-
s2i seconds after Q o'eiocA, {. c. V.
The evening world., 1911-04-22

WV y ktIbdkt dlb ao4ltHi '"'' ~
laundry man. Far be II from me to
s%editiously c~riticise a public official In
these days OF ready letter writing. but
I'll bet a considerable portion OF the
populace will agree with me that Com
missioner Ed wards should approach his
new proposition in a hating. even
hesitating way.
What are they going to do? Up
holster the garbage and ash cans and
the edges OF the steel carts? Did at
ever witness a gigantic Senegambian
pick up a can OF garbage, empty It and
then replace the can on the sidewalk?
Did'st ever see w Neapolitans elevate
a can OF ashes TO a cart, spill a hatful
OF the ashes into said cart and the rest
into the atmosphere n replace the
empty can on the pavement?
''If so, you are doubtless familiar
with the gentle. caressing motions of
these Woodworking %rva OF the
municipality. Tot now with what
sedulous care the resoundins receptacle
is slammed to the stone or concrete
The evening world., 1911-04-22

mission" declared the laundryman. You
don't know VINO Patsy Bolivar is'
why. Patsy BOLIVIA is the party who
leaps in with a new subway proposition
lust about the time the situation reach
es a stage where those who profess 20
banker for the privilege of running u
subway extensions are due to produce =
showdown. Patsy Bolivar masouerades
under various names. Once he passed
himself OF as McAdoo, Later on ne
said his name was Williams. He II
Patsy Bolivar an h time and he ssrves
his purpose every time. the same being
10 stall of new subways until such a
time as the signs are right for those
who know how TO read signs. The
people ought TO get acquainted with
Patsy Bolivar"
The evening world., 1911-04-22

with a report that sounds like a bat
terry OF steam riveters assailing the
steel skeleton OF an ONCE building You
know how these khaki-clad drivers
whisper to their patient. intelligent
horses with such admirable restraint
that the whisper cannot he heard
farther thar the width OF Central Park.
You know the soft, melodious rumble
OF the wheels OF a garbage or ash cart
over pavements that would be smooth
II they We're not so fun OF holes.
Me thinks that to stage these sounds
during rhe period following midnight's
holy hour. when silence broods like a
gentle spirit Ger the still and pulseless
world. may inspire sundry citizens TO
lean out OF their homes and propel re-
volver bullets into space TO the effect
that working In the Street Cleaning De-
partment will be approximately as safe
as living IN Douglas. Arizona, For
the love OF Mike, isn't It enough that
we have 10 stand for taxioabs that
snor. and sputter like machine guns
while the late arrivals argue with the
chauffeur about tho figures on the
clock2
"Stranrs ns Il may seem, Now Yorkers
are addicted TO tho habit OF sleeping
with their windows cr~r, This sas.:
becomes almost virulsnt v the weather
grows warm, Another strange and per-
hnpa foolish thing 10 that the wind
biows at night Just tho ~ame a. IN tho
daytime In this climate.
Under tho present syvtssn Of ssro.
Ass and ashes removal the housewife
The evening world., 1911-04-22

may close her windows unt1l the
garbage man and ashes mar get b..
Will Commissioner Edwards SEND
couriers ahead of his charioteers to
warn citizens to close their windows
in the dead of night?
Our system OF garbage and ashes re-
moval was originated by a b~onehead.
anyhow, Every pound OF ashes, every
pound OF garbage. must be lifted ny
main strength a height OF probably
seven feet from the sidewalk before
IT is dumped into open carts. Think
Of all this wasted energy when 1t 10
az easy to swing a cart bed below the
axle as above
The evening world., 1911-04-22

cents into the collection box at church" says Mr.. Stubs, "and N
two dollars for a theatre seat. 1t isn't treating the ministers right -
The case is oyerstated. On the day the interview was given out
there were held in New York en- auction sale of seats for the open
ing night of a new vaudeville that brought in $l4,242, and a per
Torrance for charity that took in $4,000. So the odds we're con-
sderably less than the estimate.
But the essential is that in giving so much to amusement and
so comparatively little to the church and 10 charity, we are wronging
not the ministers but ourselves. Our foreign critics arr ALWAYS tell.
ing us We are not serious c~nough-that we do not honor and
appreciate the serious things and issues of life; and they are right.
We would enjoy life much more If we did not expend so much more
money for cheap joys than for high ones.
The evening world., 1911-04-22

If you'd only Gvs me a chance to
hnish what / was trying TO say" re-
marked Mr.. Jarr. you would not ny
on at a tangent about nothing. / was
simply trying to tell you that I really
don't care what II IS you are hiding
away. | only know It isn't a package
of tw~cnty-dollar bills"
II should say II wasn't!' cried Mrs.
Jarr, sharply. II haven't seen q bill OF
The evening world., 1911-04-22
There Is a Mystery in the Jarr Household,
And That Rash Mr.. Jarr. Seeks to Solve 1t

that denomination around this house
for so long that II n was 10 be pre-
sented 10 my vision I wouldn't be able
70 tell II It were stage money. Conteder-
ate money or the real article"
you get ALL I make"
s you say replied Mrs. Jarr. But,
then. as I do not know how much you
make, seeing tlat I am IN you conf
dence about nothing
The evening world., 1911-04-22

but nobody can
say he's slo W
when he puts over
a scheme to re-
move garbage and
a . h e between
midnight and day.
light"
Maybe tho es-
teemed and heroic
Commlsh Is a
little too rapid
about this night
kidnapping OF the
The evening world., 1911-04-22

In a chlldren3
asked MIR. Jar.
Wei. l never
saw anybody so
noxsy!' declared
Mrs. Jarr. looking
up. Talk of
women bein x
curous' do
think men are
twice as induisi-
tIve,'
''Oh. u s I
asked casually
The evening world., 1911-04-22

the crocuses; socks may be. heard as well as seen on all
sides, and the usual spring scares, like narrow shoulders
and waistline effects. are budding on Fifth avenues Waist
line effects Heaven never gave a man a waistlinel Why
In heavens name should he want one any more than he
wants a hump or a clubfoot? But he'll take IL II the
tailors ordain 1t. He'd wear a ring In his nose IL It were
considered the proper thing" Pshaw, II may take nine
tailors to make a man, but one tailor can make a fool Of
him any day.
And we soon at woman for her slavery 10 Fashion,
We who wear a heavy serge coat on the hottest day and
90 shiverng in a thin dress suit on the coolest mint; W.
who cut our throats with CHASTITY snn collars and bind
The evening world., 1911-04-22

How can any me even whisper such a lbel'" rebuked
Ioerum In a shocked tone. "Ot course seven or eight times
Il day we do chuck a Mt which takes from one-half 10
three-quarters OF an hour TO pass a given point: but look
how composed. quiet and restrained we arc all tho rest OF
tho time?
Take our attitude regarding our bail teams, for er.
ample. Tho Joints and the Yanks come back from theiI
training camps full OF Southern cornbread and htgh and
noble hopes, and they open tho seseon. One OF the OUTFITS
We will say. loses two or three games in succession. Wnaa
Is the RESULT DO we remain dispassioned and wntchful
awaiting tho Judgment Of time and Observation to demon.
strate whether those boys should be drivdnT trucks instead
The evening world., 1911-04-22
CHURCH OR VAUDEVILLE.

\ the eve Of retiring from active life MI. J. c..
Stubs, Vice President and Traffic Manager of the
Hartman lines, has given out to the public a sum
mary of truths he has gathered from his expert
ence. Most Of them, naturally enough, deal with
business affairs and with work, but one of them
has a moral nddress to eyeryhndy .We nut TON
The evening world., 1911-04-22
A Wasted Treat.

( SEE" said the head poiishsr.
that a scientist up On Middle
1 town. Conn. used nsh worms IN
experiments to determine the effects OF
various alcoholic beverages"
The evening world., 1911-04-22
Watch for the SpansIes!

66 A NYHOW.' said the head polish
er. 1T looks as though We
nigh; get a new subway pref
ty soon"
Not so long as Patsy Bolivar II so ac-
tive and is recognized by the Board OF
Estimate and the Public Service Cone.
The evening world., 1911-04-22
In Congress.

1eO TANp ratl Stand Pat,'
Joe Cannon cried
Above tho roaring laughter
And IN forgive the errina Tart,
Ny doiiasl Oh, Ny dellasr'
The evening world., 1911-04-22

nothing strange about It. But tho oase y given q twentieth century
dtnax by the refusal Of tho woman b consent to tho sacrifice; BY
her voluntary announcement Of the truth Of the case and her brave
acceptance Of tho consequence.
We have here, II not . now morality, q least Q new concept Of
voman's honor. Public opinion in our time Will unquestionsbly In
dorse the action. In faot It u shted that tho husband and tho father
Of the woman have already approved Il. But Of old II would not have
been 30. Romance has treated tho theme . thousand times In al the
languages Of Western Europe, but neither post nor playwright ever
suggested such . solution - u now offered in real life.
It is going to be interesting to nots whether the feminine vsr.
dict Will treat 1t a a Development Of the new womsnhood or q q
freak.
The evening world., 1911-04-22

Just like a sodsntisti" Erumb.ed the
laundryman. why didn't he get hold
Of subjects that would appreciate the
experiment and enter into It with some
enthusiasm"
The evening world., 1911-04-22
G. O f rs
OF a Mere Man
BY Helen Rowland
Sprino Cothes-o4nd the Man.
TSaascribsd-


II HIS Is the line of the year when the aesthetic sol Of man yearns 10
forth in vivid sarfs and violent socks when q chaps longing 70
beautiful breaks nut in checks and stripes IN spots all owe him.
The evening world., 1911-04-22
A NEW SOLUTION.

CHICAGO mar. charged WITH numbering HE wife,
submitted 10 oonviction on oiroumstankal evidence
beosuse the proof Of ami voud have involved the
exposure Of . woman IN whose company he had
passed the night whsn The alleged crime was COM
united. This va che o~onvsntonsi honor thak has
prevailed sinoe tho dan Of chdyalry and thorn u
The evening world., 1911-04-22
BY Roy l.. McCardell.

n RS. JARR was putting something
away in tho closet OF har room.
Va Hiding something away from
The evening world., 1911-04-22
The Weeks WASH.

By Martin e

E~ COMMISSIONER Edwards may
De as big as an elephant" re-
marked the head polisher,
The evening world., 1911-04-22

fornia refused to be a candidate for reelection because ne could not
afford the expense of making a campaign before the primaries.
These effects Of the direct appeal system we're not counted on
by reformers, but they appear TO be inevitable. Despite popular in
terest in politics a considerable number of voters will not 20 to the
primaries unless urged. 1t takes work to bring out the indolent
citizen, and work costs money.
In demanding that the State increase their salaries sufficiently to
meet these increased expenses, the Illinois legislators are at least
candid. 1t was not expected Of them, but under the circumstances
it is natural.
The evening world., 1911-04-22
UNEXPECTED BUT NATURAL.

Y a big majority the House Appropriations Com
mittee Of the Illinois Legislature has voted to in
crease the pay Of members from $4,000 to $500,
mainly upon the ground that the direct primary
system has caused a heavy increase Of campaign
expenses.
It will be recalled that Senator Flint ~ CoN.
The evening world., 1911-04-22
BrOwe Brothers
Hiram and LOerum

BY Irwin S. Cobb.
Gs(\S

IS ~ NE thing ! like about this town." said Ioerum. is Its air o studio
calm and confirmed repose."
-Rnt do % nt thlnk at time. come OF our people are prone
The evening world., 1911-04-22
JUST AN EXAMPLE.

OL1CE RAIDS directed with skill and prosecuted
with vigor have compelled the gambling fraternity
to close their places and either search other haunts
or go into complete, retirement. Deputy Com
missioner Flynn has thereby shown what the force
can do when it has a clear idea of what is wanted
and a resolute intention to fulfill the want.
The evening world., 1911-04-22

1t is quite probable that in other lines Of work an equal vgor
would show an equal efficiency. There has been no outward evil
dence Of the much-talked-of decentralization Of the police" 90 far a.
the campaign against the gamblers in concerned. Why should there
b. elsewherep
We are going to have . largo output Of legs1stion 70 deal With
evils recently brought to light We arc going TO have new Lawn for
Ne regulation Of bakeries and drug stores and factories and bank,
and much good may they do us-but what We need most IN III govern
mental supervision IL an official who In addition to authority has vim,
Ngor and vlrlity.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
HELP WANTED-MALE
AEest. ssd saIesmen-oOntinuea.

WANTED--A real salesman, man who
has ability. who will work for us as hard
and consclentiOusly as he would for him
SELF 20 represent us exclusively In Omaha
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work January /. We have a large, well
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OF exclusive calendars and advertising
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varied that each and every business In
every town In the country. without re-
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our goods are very attractive. but no
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We know from the experience OF others
who have been and are now In our emu
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has ability and Is willing to work, can
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Commissions liberal Our company was
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are responsible and mean business. II
YOU do II will pay you 10 write Sales
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with your application
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
HELP WANTED-MALE
Agents sd ssIssmes-Contiaues
SALESMAN

Or Sales Engineer-High grade. RESPONSE
ole man wanted who iR capable of earn
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
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AT least come and talk it
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
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A NO. I stenOgraphera are what every
employer wants. The place 10 get good
Atenographers is az the Remington Type
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
EDUCATIONAL
TO MORE
SIGNAL SUCCESS
TO THE CREDIT OF
BOYLES COLLEGE


N a
VIM n o
a
s.
Boyle ege al
II. B.
Dears
In the OF
n OF
Mr. F.. d Moorean d M ing Boyles
he hereab
a o.
teoust I
position
i n
and OF / am
Need We add a word Z
in
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29

$40 A DAY easy, many make double as
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The only perfect hand machine made
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quick for territory, terms and our great
offer. Duplexo Co, So South 5th ST.,
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
HELP WANTED--FEMALE
AEeats ana saIss1vomen.

LADY representatives. Ia towns and
cities 10 act as local agent for Partisan
Model eorsets; an excellent opportunity
"a Offered for permanent income. Write
WORK in nelghborhood: pleasant.
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29

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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29

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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29

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no competition; particulars on application.
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
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No Charge Unless We Place You.
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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29

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Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-29
HELP WANTED-FEMALE
(Continued-l
AGisseIlaAssu&

MissellanseuA
YOUNG women coming TO Omaha as
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LADIES make shields at home; $40 per
100 work sent prepaid TO reliable women.
Particulars for stamped addressed en-
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Mich~
LADIES make supporters, S2 per 100,
no canvasslng. material furnished,
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-01-24

liberties and privileges.
The contest of Prince Charley. "ths
Young Pretender, for the recovery OF
the British crown for the Stuart dynasty
was not finished at Culloden, but is still
continued in q feeble way even to the
present time. Maria Theresa. wife of
Louis, Prince of Bavaria, is the senior
and claims to be the rightful sovereign
of Great Britain and Ireland by direct
descent in the ninth generation from
Charles III.
Her pretensions are supported by an or
ganization known as the Order of the
White Rose which has branches i'm
Canada and the United States. Co-operat-
ing with II is the Legitimist League OF
Great Britain and Ireland. and other
minor organizations which are sworn to
restore the titles and honors and author
ity of the exiled house of Stuart. A news
paper called The Royalist. is publish
ed occasionally i'm London to fan the
spark of loyalty. II contains tedious ar
ticles on the history of the Stuarts, edi-
torials urging the public TO oppose all
democratic tendencies. TO resist parlia-
preserve the prerogatives which. by divine
sanction, are the divine rights of the
kings of England.
The Princess Marie lis now sixty-one
years old She has three SONS Rupert.
born 1863; Charles. born 1874, and Fran
els, born 1915.
Rupert who should inherit the crown
of Great Britain and ireland, according
to the Jacobite pretensions. is man OF
considerable ability. The guides i'm Munich
point out his palace to English and Amer
lean tourists. He married a princess OF
the orleans family in 1854. and has three
sons. -