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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
"ENTIRELY CURED
OF CONSTIPATION"
MOnnctt's lNan-tlO-itS Give Prompt and
Lasting Benefit in Any Liver or
Kidney Disease. COnkey Drug


indianapolis. November 16, 1909.
Il was a sufferer for years with
an inactive liver, had stomach and
constipation, and was completely
cured by NandoitS over six years
ago. | have never suffered day
since from either liver or stomach
or been the least bit constipated
\andoits do all and more than is
claimed for them
FRANK ROSS
(ONStcr Franks oyster House,
Ill \. Ala ALBANIA Sa.
No person with d healthy liver has
any need Of physics. Monnetts Kan
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and effect prompt and complete cure
of any case of constipation. yellow
iaundice, billiousness or other liver
complaint
Monnett's kandoits act promptly
and gently on the liver kidneys blad-
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the entire system, eliminate poisonS,
cure rheumatism. blood and skin dis
eases. Catarrh, most cases Of diabetes.
and give any one new life and vigor.
To any weak man or woman, Mon
ncttS kandoitS are worth their weight
in gold. The benefit is both prompt
and permanent.
Conkey Drug Co. will sell you box
of kandGits. I5 days treatment for
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You are not surprised and pleased with
the many benefits YOU received.
If YOU live where kandOitS are not
on sale, and wish a sample send &c
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New Jersey St, indianapolis. Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24

Drew Prescott will be stock stars in
ST. Louis this spring.
William Pruette has been engaged
for the cast of Doctor de Luxe" in
which play Ralph Herr is TO star.
Frederick Thompson has changed
the name of his new play from A
Child Of the Desert" to Trailing
Rainbow"
Margaret Anglin is to make a trial
production this season of a new play
called The Rival adapted from the
French.
The melodrama. Sins of Society"
is TO be reviewed in London. and Mrs.
I.angtry has been engaged for the lead
ing part.
Winona Winter, Sam Bernards pri-
madonna. is the daughter OF Banks Win
ter. a former minstrel tenor. She is
nance after an Indian tribe.
H. s. Sheldon. author OF The Hav-
DC has written new play. called
The Fools Creed which will be pro-
duced in New York in September.
Johanna Redmond. daughter of the
Irish nationalist leader. has written
play and had it produced in London.
1t is called Falsely True and deals
with Irish life in the time of Robert
Emmett.
Grace Merit who is playing the
leading role in The Blue Mouse" has
a new play for next season, written by
Miss Margaret Turnbull, Co-author OF
/ Classmates" II is named Il. IS
| Wife" and will portray political life
! in city.
! Nine. Simone lie Bargy of the Come
die Franchise. a daughter-inlaw of for
mor President Casimir-Perier. who ere.
ated the part of the Hen-Pheasant in
"Chanticler." will appear in this coun
try next season under the manage
ment of l.ieber and company.
Mabel harrison Mrs. Joe Howard)
has been taken to San Antonio, Texas
| in the hope that the fresh-air cure
there will be CT benefit to the health.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
The Best Dry Shampoo.

Any one can easily and cheaply
make this splendid dry shampoo" In
fact. thousands are using it in prefer
ence to any other hair dressing. Wa
ter and alcohol tonics, scalp sham
poos. etc. are often injurious to fine
head of hair. Here is the formula.
Powdered Orris Root .....6 Ozs.
Antiseptic Nilane Powder ....2 Ozs.
Mix thoroughly and keep in tight
jar or box. At night sprinkle a table
spoonful over the hair and work into
the scalp with the fingers. The fol-
lowing morning comb and brush until
thoroughly removed. This makes the
hair healthy. lustrous and beautiful.
Get the ingredients of any well-stocked
druggist.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24

The Incident That Crowncd Mr.. Kelly
as "Honect John"


as "Honeot john"
There have been many stories about
the manner in which Honest John
Kelly. the ex-umpire, first got his nick
name. Mr.. Kelly himself. according
TO a New York letter. holds that it
came to him naturally. for even as a
small boy the purity OF his soul shone
through his face.
Il think the first time I was ever
called Honest John was when l was
quite a youngster." said Kelly. "A
man engaged as an ambulatory sales
man of tinware observed the Ingenious
countenauce 1 presented to the world
and hailed me. You lool. honest,
name be"
John said I, quite simply-'John'
just like that. Then hold my horse
while / go in the saloon and get a
drink said he. And SO I held his
horse while he went in the saloon and
got q drink.
But this was on lower Ninth ave
nue.. in a day when the avenues hon
ors went to the man who could clean
up the most cops in given time. BIZ
and by the gang came along and be
held that wagon fun of tinware. The
peddler was detained within by sore
thirst, and they took the tinware. and
then they came back and took the
cushions OF the wagon. Eventually
becoming daring. they unhitched the
wagon and took 1t away.
True to my trust. I stood there
holding the horse. And by and by
the peddler came out of the saloon
and sized up the situation. Well.
said he warmly. you're Honest John
all right. You saved the horse"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
A Venetian Fashion.

Fashions were no less eccentric four
centuries ago than they are today.
Before the streets of Venice We're
paved Gn the thirteenth century,"
says Mr.. William Boulting in woman
In Italy" ladies went though the
mud and filth on pattens. The Gus
tom was retained. and in spite OF
sumptuary laws the patten became
heightened until women of rank stood
on false feet half yard high in the
sixteenth century. They were unable
to walk without the support of one or
two gentlemen Or servants
A curiosity in baE.,uets is mentioned
by the same writer. 1t was a we'd
ding feast at Milan and consisted OF
fifteen courses, "each being intrOduc.
ed by living specimens of the animals.
that composed it."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
At the Murray.

The feature act now at the Murray
is that of old friend Pete Baker-of
Chris and Lena" fame. Here is a
real entertainer. What reception
was accorded to this oid-time favorite.
What a relief is he after those So
called Dutch diclcct comedians. Pete
Baker opens fire with a German song
and monologuc, delivered as only Pete
Baker can. To tumultous demand
for more he makes a quick change.
appearing in full evening dress. and
reciting a poem that touches the heart
strings of every true TeXan-the story
of bonny gray mare and a Rough
Rider. The audience could not see
and hear enough of Pete Baker, and
yet again he was compelled to bow to
the inevitable demand for more. This
time he sang another song and recited
another poem. Mr.. Baker is the best
entertainer ever sent this way--by
grace of the Interstate Amusement
company. He comes to us on his own
excellent record. Pete Baker is Peto
Baker and there is only one of his
kind ambling down the theatrical pike
and into the hearts of countless adj
mireres of clean and legitimate enter
tainment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
DROWNED THE MUSIC.
The Audience Was Angry, and Theo
dore Thomas Wac Obstinate.

dore Thomas Wac Obstinate.
Theodore Thomas once undertook TO
raise subscription fund for a series
of concerts in San Francisco. but only
$4,000 had been raised. and the en-
terprise hung fire. Then he announced
that Emma Thursby would sing at
each concert. and the guarantee fund
promptly went up TO $4,000.
Thomas had rule against encoreS
for soloists. They were nllo wed to ap-
pear and bow in recognition OF ap-
p!ause but that was all The san
Franciscans held that as it was Miss
Thursby's engagement which was re
sponsibe for the raising Of the fund
they We're entitled to encore her if they
chose. Thomas, however, insisted
stubbornly on his rule.
On the last night n determined effort
was made TO encore her. She appeared
again and again, bowling her thanks.
and each time the applause increased
instead of diminishing. At last the
audience began to shout Its demands
instead Of merely appsaudins. and Mis-
Thursby turned to Thomas and said
what shall / do
Keep on bowling if you have to bow
oil night" snapped Thomas grimly.
And she went out and bowed again.
This time Thomas directed the orches-
ira to go ahead with the final number.
The audience, thoroughly indignant.
shouted down the music. but Thomas
was infiexible. The orchestra went on
playing. utterly unheard. in pande'
monium of shouted protests. And it
was probably the only time that
Thomas number fell ON deaf ears
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
PLAYS AND PLA YERS

Fay Courtenay is to star next sea
son in Salvation Nell"
f. ". Hollands daughter is in the
cast Of The Arrow Maker"
Fannie Ward has a vaudeville sketch
called An Unlucky Star"
The Servant in the House" has
been produced with success in Berlin.
Fred Wright. Jr.. an English come
dian. has Joined the cast OF The Pink
Lady"
Trixie Friganza has signed a con-
tract for three years with Manager
Harry Askin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Ta!e Of a Snake.

'Before he went fishin'." said the
town story teller, he swallowed bout
a pint an half of snake bit, remedy, an
of course you know what that is.
Well, after the snake bit him the rep
tile cut all sorts of capers. kaze the
remedy went straight to its head. Last
thing it tried to do WIZ to swaller its
tail. an it got itself in the form of a
hoop. an I'm a liar ef the children
didn't roll It around all day"'-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Turtle Soup at Frank Wes-
sells, Saturday. 2@-2'
THEY WILL HONOR
FRENCH SOLDIERS
(American News Service)

Annapolis. Md, March 24.-An
event of international interest will
take place here next month. when. I'M
der the auspices of the National SOcie-
ty of the Sons of the Revolution, a
monument to the memory of French
soldiers and sailors who gave their
lives i'll the struggle for American in
will be unveiled on the
campus of St. Johns College. Presi-
dent Taft. Ambassador Jusserand and
many high officers of the army and
navy of the United States will attend
the dedication.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
AT Local TheaterS
Al Gcnnett April 4.

Nothing so entertaining and pleas
ing as W. r. Manns AS Told in the
Hills has been seen in recent years.
Although interesting and extremely
one that depends on cheap sensa-
tionalism for its effect and in its
strong climaXes there are no absurd
situations that in real life would be
impossible. Clean and refreshing
comedy is a prominent feature in the
play and generous number of good
specialties are introduced with effect.
las Told In the Hills" will be seen
at the Gennett on Monday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Painless Feet
Richmond Is Full Of Them Since Leo
n. Fine Commenced to Sell EGO.

There is no reason on earth why
anyone should suffer another day with
painful, swollen. burning feet or foot
misery of any kind, when large jar
of ECO costs but % cents at Leo II.
Fines
Not a powder mind you. to clog up
the pores. but a soothing. healing re-
fined ointment that takes out all pain
and soreness, and leaves the feet feel
ing fine and comfortable
Your feet may be so sore that you
cannot walk on them tonight. rub on
EGO and you will enjoy walk tomor-
row morning.
Use ECO for sore corns, for disa-
greeable bunions; use it when break
ing in new shoes or before dancing.
Very pleasant refined ointment is
Eco, and there is nothing better for
sunburn, rough skin, blackheads, &c
zema or itching skin.
Eco Chemical Co.
Rochester. y. Y. Makers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
CARD OF THANKS.

We desire to extend our heartfelt
thanks 10 our relatives and friends
for their kindness extended 10 us dur
ing the long illness and in the death
of our son and brother. William S
Wood. Especially do we desire TO
thank those who contributed in the
beautiful floral designs.
Mother and Sister.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24

We can promise you clear, clean
skin and a beautiful complexion if
you use zEMO and ZEMO SOAP ac-
cording to directions.
ZEMO is skin beautifier and a
scientific preparation for the treat
mcnt of eczema, pimpies. dandruff and
all diseases OF the skin and scalp.
ZEArO SOAP is the incest. best lather-
ing antiseptic soap YOU ever used for
toilet or bath.
Sold by druggists everywhere and in
Richmond By Leo II. Fihe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
View Distracted.

"What's the trouble?' asked the
clerk isn't your room satisfactory"
Yes" answered the guest at the big
skyscraper hotel, but I want those
clouds pushed away from my win
dows."-Hotel World.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
A Kidney Cure
You Can Bank On
Prove the Treatment Before You Pay
For u. Your Druggist Has Free
Sample Package For You.

Kidney diseases justly produce in.
tense fear In the hearts of those af-
flicted with 1t. for unless treated
promptly by the right method they
usually end fatally.
Every sufferer from kidney or blad
der trouble may thank science for the
new treatment. DR.. Dcrby's Kidney
Pills.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
A Fixture.

"Why so?"
81 see they have begun to quarrel as
regards the advantages OF the respec.
tive types" kansas City Journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
or,v One "eHomo ou,NlNEv

That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUI-
NINE. Look for the signature of f. w.
Grove. Used the World over to Cure
u Cold In one Day. &c.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
PAGE TIRE
Tho Y. "A. c. A.

The Young Mems Christian asscci1
ton in the United States was organ
lied in Boston on Dec. 10. 1881. This
was the outcome Of a similar organ
ization started seten years earlier in
London.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Convalcscent.

Knlcker-Has Jones recovered his
health?
Bockcr-well. II he were n promi.
ncnt man he would be on the seventh
page.-Harpcr's Bazaar.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
KIDNEY Is deceptive disease
--thousands have it
don't know it. II

you want good results you can make
no mistake by using DR.. Kilmers
Swamp-Root. the great kidney rene
dy. At druggists in fifty cent and dol
lar sizes. Sample bottle by mail free,
also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if you have kidney trouble.
Address. DR.. Kilmer & Co, Bingham
ton, y. y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
A to 1sE1cer.

What. a ma Kim Here's one-heed IT.
Keep your temper. You may need 1t.
Careful be you do not lose 1t.
Some day maybe you can use it.
-Harper's Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Our Wants.

IT'S true. rs every man must know
tAnd every man regrets IT..
Man wants but little here below
And very seldom gets II.
-PinE
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Nat That Kind.

land would YOU die for De, my dear
The gentle maid was signing.
He shook his head end ssid. Il rear
nv love il IS undy'rg
New York Times.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24

DIR. Derby's Kidney Pills are remark.
able. The? stra.ghten up lame backs
every time and right of. Every man
aaG woman can prove II without cost.
No matter how badly or Respondent
you feel about your case, IL You have
back pains. bladder pains. Bright's dis.
ease, diabetes, or rheumatism in any
form. do not worry an instant longer.
Go to your druggist and get package
Of Or. Derby's Kidney Piils--25 and
70 cents, or direct from Derby Medi.
cine Co. Eaton Rapids. Mich.
IL you want 20 prove first that all
these statements are true. tell your
druggist to give you free sample
package. Try them and be convinced.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
Tells Of Mothers Love.

RehearsIng the details that had al
ready had come to light with the
death OF Mrs. Odctte AT the age of 80.
Ambrose described the Waukegan
county fair of thirty years ago, when
n shock from n toy electric battery
had shorn his brother of reason.
n was only with difficulty and as n
result of continued pleading that Mrs.
Odett allowed her son to be taken to
the madhousc. And when she heard
that George. refusing food. was dying
of starvation. Ambrose told, the moth
cr.love had so surged within the little
woman that she had demanded the re-
lease of the mad man to her custody
and had won her battle with the au-
thorities.
An attempt will be made TO remove
Odett to the asylum. He will be snar.
ed with ropes. dragged from his cage
and whisked off in an automobile to
Elgin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-03-24
TO SNARE WILD Man
Plan to Remove Insane Man,
Gagged 80 Years.

March GA Ills only protector
tho self.sacrihcing little mother
who for thirty years has stood be.
tween him and the doors of a mad.
house-snatched away by death,
Odett, the wild man OF Gurnee,"
was put through the formality OF a
test for insanity and AT its close was
ordered removed TO the Elgin state
hospital for the insane.
The hearing was held In the garnet
of the isolated farmhouse, where for
a third OF n century Mrs. Anne Odett
had lived. shut off from the outdoor
world. with the reason.bereft animal
that had been her son.
Behind the bars OF the steel cage.
beside which the mother had so often
knelt 10 pray that her long vigil would
be rewarded by the restoration OF
Odett's senses. the maniac uncompre-
hendingly listened TO the reading OF
the words that meant her sacrifice
had been in vain.
Odett was nude except for n bit OF
. quilting he had flung about his should
crs on the approach of the examiners.
Seemingly he was dazed from the
fresh calamity-the death of the moth
Grand for the first time allowed an
other to enter the cage that for de.
cades had been his world. Ambrose
Odett. a brother ventured into the call
and shipped off the beard that had
grown, neglected, TO the wild man 5
knees.
Odett's hair was matted and clogged
with blood. His face and body bore
marks of his frequent insane struggles
TO break down the barriers between
himself and liberty. Once or twice,
while the hearing was in progress, he
leaped from his bench and ratified the
heavy steel bars.
Ambrose Odett. who had petitioned
thnt his brother be sent TO Elgin, was
the only witness. He told in his testi'
mony the story of mother-loye that
stands as one OF the most remarkable
ever chronicled.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-15

complaints Not snv aesfa attention t. paid to tfRm. asnournf every ysaf
threaten % txnors ia chlnnsys OF anybody that works. or d poszoAace They
all bank on my good nature. and am good aatursd " do sv y myself
grambled the dsr Ole saint
But this year IN Jat get ven with these pesemcs people III put In
a wireless plant Young Chris has been wanting one or a onE time rs can
tend To 1t for me-
Well Santa ~ a good 10 hts word He had a wireless telegraph outfit
u IN at North Pole place He got IL cheap. too. becauSe OF ths advertise
nent 1T would be for the telegraph company to serve 40 popular a person
Santa chuckted when he told Mrs Santa about hs bargain
=" Il hope 1t may prove as nice ar you hope. my dear she said But some
way ! don't car for that long pole sticking up from the top O the ice tower
You know what awful electrical storms W have here
Mot the least danger in the world. my dear; answered Santa
when folks found Santa could be reached by wireless the messages be
raj to pour In At drt Santa hi SO tcked that ne said he would send an
answer to every one but It son became such . task hat he left 1t to Chrs
But the worst Of 1t was that a good many boys taat Santa had OF bis list
we're interested in wireless telegraphy and owned plants 4 their W When
they found out that Santa had enc they shametesiy listened to his messages
and then told every ne they knew. Poor old Santa Claus Christmas secrets
soo became no secrets at all
when Santa found this mi of course b o was mad Chris vas orderedf %
send out word that no boys who had q wireless telegraph outhtw ou De
visited that year by Santa Claus
when the eavesdroppers heard this they ger pretty bodily frightened
I'm Just have to change nearly ali my Christmas plans since those boys
less outfit at nee Maybe the mails aren't all could Wish out they ~ ?
wireless"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-15

Chickens are not now SO expensive
that d may not feel s~xtravagant to
serve one occasionally.
HraIs~A chIckens-Dress, clean and
russ a four-pound fowl. Fry two
slices OF fat salt pork. cut one-fourth
inch thick. then add 1--WE slices OF car
rot cut in small cubes. one-hah q
sliced onion. two sprigs OF thyme, ?
sprig of parsley, a bay leaf, n COOK
ten minutes. Add two tablespoonfuis
OF butter and fry the fowl, turning
often until the surface we'll
Drowned. Place on q trivst In = deep
pan, pour over the fat, add two cups
Of water or chicken stock. Cover and
bake in q slow oven until tender,
basting often.
Serve With a sauce made from the
fat In the pan.
Maryland chIcken-Dress and clean
and cut up two small chickens
Sprinkle with salt, pepper and dip
In -four, egg and crumbs; place In o
creased dripping pan and bake thirty
minutes in a hot oven, Blasting after
the first five minutes cooking. with a
third OF a cup Of melted butter. Ar
range on 4 platter and pour over two
cups of cream sauce
Fried Chicken, Southern styis.-Cut
up the chicken at the joints as for
serving. plunge In cold water and
while wet dredge with -four. salt and
pepper, having as much -four adhere
to the chicken as possible. Try out a
pound of fat salt pork, cut In pieces
and cook the chicken In this until en-.
der and well Drowned. Serve with
a white sauce made of half milk and
cream.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-15

In crossing the Big pembina on
his way tn Ealhails the other dxy
Hans BratIie OF osnsbrack had 4
chance to put tn a few stants La the
way OF hunting A bis timber wolf
crossed the road just ahead OF his
team and 10 trying to Jump the fence
next the road got caught and tangled
up In the barbed wire.
Bratlie had no gun SO It was a casa
OF go for the beast with natures
weapons. which he did. and In trying
20 get the o hold managed TO get a
good grip on the VOLTS tail The wolf
then made a few hurried circles
around MT. Beatlie's head and landed
head FIRST ~kerplunk I'm the sleigh box.
dead as a door nail. and Hans con-
tinred on bis way to Walhalla after
filing and lighting his corncob-Oana-
brock Correspondence Bismarck Trfb-
me-.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-15

The only daughter OF .
family ri Uskub. aftsT aiiins some
str,,. was found tnanamats recently.
and her parenta. thinking nsr aSaa'
haa mar buried. In accordance with
Is,eai customs, the aams evening A
few hours aftarward a policeman pass
tuo ths cemetery heard sti1ed cries
rrom the newiy-mads grave dc ran
te the parsnta' house and q large mum
her of townspeopls attended the ex-
ANIMATION only to mud that the ssri
rad died a rev minutes previously
froYn a~ufrccaficn.