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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Didn't Go Crazy Over Il,

The inhabitants of lone st. Kilda
heard the gramophone the other day
for the first time. A steamer belong
ing to Messrs. McCallum of Glasgow
touched at the island, and it was one
of the passengers, Mr.. Louis Barbe,
who had the distinction of taking the
first gramophone to the island. The
stolid st. Kildean, however, failed to
display the wide-mouthed wonder
which was expected OF him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

You say that you are feeling i'll.
That you have many pains and aches.
That every hour you take pill
To rectify your alth-mistakes.
Cheer up, my friend, and do not moan
Though half an invalid you be:
1t does not help to sigh and groan-
would not let It worry me.
You say that business is bad.
That every day you meet loss
And that this makes you blue and SAD.
Likewise cantankerouSiy cross.
Cheer up. my friend. and do not curse
Although there's no relief to see.
Remember that 1t might be worse
I would not let 1t worry me.
You say that you are losing friends.
That they are playing false the while
And using you to serve their ends.
Which simply makes you full of bile?
Cheer up. my friend: do not repine.
But let your soul sing glad and free.
What though they have an III design?
/ would not let it worry me.
You say that things are going wrong.
That evil threats our native land.
That graft and greed are growing stron!
And ruin stalks on every hand.
Cheer up. my friend. the skies are brigh
And all is fair as fair can be
What though you think we face th'
night?
would not let 4. worry me.
How's that: You say that you are tirel
OF all this optimistic guff.
You think uplifters should be fired
By some one with a manner rough7
Cheer UP. my friend. although you hea
So much pitched in this gushy key.
I let II fit from ear to ear
do not let 1t worry me.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Reflects Ultraviolet.

Prof. J. Won Kowalski, in q letter
to Nature (London), describes his OBJ
servations of the spectra of sunlight
reflected by snowfields in Switzerland.
He finds that the ultraviolet rays are
reflected by snow almost in their en-
tirety. This fact helps to explain the
trying effects of such light upon the
eyes, and suggests the advisability Of
wearing, during a period of snow and
sunshine, glasses that are opaque to
the ultraviolet rays.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Whatsoever Thy Hand Findeth.

IL have been a great deal happier,
she said at last. since I've given up
thinking about what is easy and pleas,
ant and being diseontented because
/ could not have my own will. Our
life is determined for us-and it
makes the mind very free when we
give up wishing and only think of
bearing what is laid upon us, and do
ing what is given US to do.'-George
Eliot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
cnnfidence = Necess;tx

Confidence or assurance In the
Christian life is a necessity. There
are those who say that upon earth we
cannot know if we are saved. The
son of God died and rose again and
thereby opened to sinful men a never.
ending fountain OF eternal life. II
this could be stemmed by all the
powers of hell then it could not be
eternal-Rev. D. Hallenbeck. Presby
terian. San Francisco.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Confidence 2 Necessity.

Confidence or assurance In the
Christian life is a necessity. There
are those who say that upon earth we
cannot know if we are saved. The
son Of God died and rose again and
thereby opened to sinful men a never
ending fountain Of eternal life. II
this could be stemmed by all the
powers of hell then II could not be
eternal.-Rev D. Hallenbeck, Presby.
terian, San Francisco.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Here Is one case where the husband
had the last word and possibly scored
a point 1t was during a little spat.
His wife had been talking for ten min
utes without letup and the end came
only when she asserted vehementiy.
There, l hope I've made myself
plain!'' Made yourself plain, my
dear." he replied. why, bless your
heart, didn't know you had anything
to do with it. thought you were born
that way"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

The remarkable force of horses
kick was demonstrated the other day
at training establishment at Kings
clere, near Southampton. The shoe Of
a thoroughbred few off and was
hurled over the top of the opposite
stable, some distance away, at height
of nearly thirty feet, and landed on
the glass roof of greenhouse beyond.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Eor kis Book.

Whats that over there?" asks the
tourist, pointing to the man standing
by the low structure at the Kansas
station
Cyclone cellar" answers his fell
low-traveler, after a hasty glance in
the direction indicated.
Thanking him. the tourist jots down
in his ready notebook:
Another odd custom OF the Ameri-
cans is that in some localities there
are persons who make a business Of
selling cyclones"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Unfounded Suspicious.

"You don't look as if you'd ever
had anything to do. with water in all
your born days" said the hard-feat-
ured woman standing inside the kitch-
en- door. Nevertheless, ma'am." re-
piled Tuffold Knutt, stiffening himself
up and speaking in a tone of insulted
dignity. when I was young man
run a ferry for a whole year!"-
Youths COMPANION.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Jacks Uncle scoming up on piazza)
What do you suppose: Jack has
just rescued that young widow, Mrs.
Wiles, from the surf
His Aunt-There! I excepted some
thing of the sort. Now we'll have to
rescue Jack
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
AntIy Described.

An Italian woman was asked in
court if she had any musical instru-
ments in her home. "No, signor." she
replied, nothing but rackets." J"
"What?" queried the lawyer. Rack
ets--the things they put in graphic
phones"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Remarkable Fountain.

The city of Vienna possesses what
is perhaps the most remarkable cleo
trio. or electrically lighted, fountain in
existence. 1t is situated in the
Schwartzenbergplatz Underneath the
fountain, in huge cemented chamber,
are placed q rejecting lamps. capable
of producing several different lumin-
GUS and colored effects. The light is
transmitted through the waters of the
fountain. The light power of the plant
is estimated as equal to 90,00O,000
candles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
THE SElF-MADE MAN.

YES" says the first man. with a
pompous manner. Il may say that |
am entirely self-made."
The other. who Is wizened person
with no regard for the feelings OF
others, remarks:
My! Your union must have called
you out several times on strike"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
involuntary.

Photographer-Say Pardon me!
But that's the third time you've GOV
cred your face with a handkerchief
just as / was ready.
Subject know. but l can't help
it, I've been indicted good deal
lately. and l got the habit trying to
dodge newspaper photographers
Puck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
New Aeroines,

The novelists of the day are taking
the new" women for their heroines;
women whom life has struck blow
after blow until they have learned the
art of laughter; women who know how
to Jest in the face of Disappointment;
women who have p comforting sense
OF humor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
MAKING Use of Street Rubbish.

At Southwark, London, and at st
Duen, France, street rubbish Is trans
formed into marketable product At
Southwark all the refuse is crushed to
a powder, which is sold as manure.
At ST. Ouen the powder thus made.
with the addition of combustible sub
stances. is formed into a cheap fuel.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Always OriQinaI.

There are two words in the English
language that no matter how often
they are used, never lose their fresh
ness. originality and charm. One is
sweetheart and the other is
"damn.''-From The Bramble Bush"
by Caroline Fuller.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Friendly Condolences.

What did my ma say to you when
you came in?' inquired Johnny of his
friend who had come to tea. She said
she was very pleased to see me-" I'm
glad" said Johnny in a relieved tone.
Zoos she said this morning she hoped
you wouldn't come"-Stray Stories.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Mans jndeoendence.

No iron chain nor outward force of
any kind could ever compel the soul
of man to believe or to disbelieve; it
is his own indefeasible right that
judgment of his; he will reign and
believe thereby the grace of God
alone!-Thomas Carlyle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Her View,

What" called the fair young thing
to the man who had fallen from his
horse for the tenth time that morning
Failing Off again? Where did you
study horsemanship? In a correspond
ence SCHOOL,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Hardly as Bad as That.

Hardly as Bad as That.
The boy whose business it was to
answer the telephone rushed into the
room of the senior partner
Just got message saying that
your house was on fire. he said.
Dear me-" returned the senior
partner, in a bewildered sort Of way
Il knew my wife was pretty hot about
something when left home this
morning, but | didn't think it was SO
bad as to set the house on fire!"-
Stray Stories.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Mor,t in EvoItItiop

The history of evolution is one long
record of victory in the face Of appar'
emily insuperable obstacles. Man is
man because he is ever doing the I'M
possible-or that which seems such to
weakness and folly.-Rev. w. E. ST.
monds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Freak Potato.

A freak potato was dug up lately in
a Belfast garden. The potato. in tho
course of it's growth had forced it's
way right through the center of
beef shank bone 1t had grown to az
enormous size too, and was firmly at
tached to the bone, bulging out both
above and below it,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Risky Business.

Mrs. Crawford-I'll be glad when
this false-hair fad goes out.
Mrs. Crabshaw-So will |, dear I'm
wearing so many different kinds that
when find a strange hair on my hus-
bands coat I really haven't the nerve
to accuse him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
No Hope.

Well, how are you getting on with
veur admirer, Alice?" "Oh, I have
yen up all hope now We got stuck
in an elevator for three hours yester-
day and even that didn't make him
propose
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
The Noisy Woman.

One unhappy, notoriety-seeking wo-
man, in search of real mate will
make more noise than 10000 mis-
tresses of happy homes who would not
severally exchange places with the
queen Of the Indies.-St. Louis Repub-
lie.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Paint in Jaoan,

It is estimated that Japan con-
sumes $15,0OO,0OO worth of paint an
nually. About IS per cent. of this to-
tai is imported. Japan also has a
paint making factory, with capital
of 100000.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

was slowly dying, l was restored to
perfect health. 1 really feel that
Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life"
when Your Back Is Lame, Re-
member the Name-DOAN'S." 50c. a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.
Buffalo. N. Y,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
I'm 70 Date

81 notice that young Doctor Curem
uses autohypnosis in his practice"
"Of course he does. Didn't you know
he specializes in motor nerves."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Queer Place for Wedding Ring

A merchant at Aberdeen. n. S. W..
while cutting a cheese the other day
found that his knife was stopped by
something hard On Investigating he
saw that its progress was barred by
a heavy gold wedding ring.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
ToIstoy's Wise Counsel.

Never say. Il can indulge in this
little thing without fear; it does not
amount to anything Never say.
This particular virtue is so insight
ficant l might just as well do with
out it."-Tolstoy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Effec, OF WeI-Decorated Room.

A well-decorated room makes It's
impression first as whole. as a
beautiful piece of color, as a unity
within which all the parts are hap
PLY related to each osher.-school
Arts RooI-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
20, 100000 PeopIs in Brazil

The estimated population of Brazil
rs now 2O.5OO.0O0. but no census has.
ever been taken Of this vast country
TO take one would be work of almost
nEurmOuntahle difficulties
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Thousands of country people know the
value of Hamlins Wizard Oil. the best
family medicine in case of accident or
sudden illness. For the safety of your
family buy bottle now.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
a Natural QUESTION.

Hubby, I'm going in for the simple
life a while" "All right my dear"
said Hubby, as he reached for his
check book. How many gowns will
that require?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Clerk-Where shall | file the love
letters in this suit?
Lawyer-Under the head of promis
sorry notes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Obeved Orders,

Percy--What are you doing about
your doctors advice to take physical
exercise, dear boy?
Cholly-I'm carrying heavier walk
ing stick, and | wear a larger button
hole bouquet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
A Hint.

Miss F1orabel having innocently re-
marked that the druggist on the next
corner but one has had a new soda
fountain put in. Mr.. Titely remarks:
THAT reminds me of an interesting
item | saw in the papers yesterday.
A young man in Batavia took young
lady to soda fountain and she drank
rs glasses of chocolate ice cream soda.
and is now so i'll that her life Is al.
most despaired Of"
How splendid!" cries Miss Flora
bel
Splendid? Splendid? That poor
girl lying at the point of death and"
20. don't mean that, mean how
splendid it was of the young man.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

and large, watery
pouches hung be-
meath my eyes. l
grew worse every
day and it seemed I
would be better dead
than in my condition.
l used three boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills
and from a man that
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Land Without Trees.

Thorshaven, the capital city of the
Farce islands, is said to be absolute
ly treeless. The claim is made that
for some reason, perhaps soil condi-
tions, trees absolutely refuse to grow
there.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Forqetfuiness.

What's wrong with Binks? Has he
forgotten the poem he was to recite?
"No-the host has forgotten to ask
Binks to recite it,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Nearer.

II see where some folks are going
to the ocean to get gold from water"
The ocean? Why so far? Why
not go to Wall street?''
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Rose Garden Of World.

Bulgaria. the rose garden OF the
world, supplies the American market
with the bulk of the perfume, altar of
roses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put
up 40 years ago. They regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
AVOIDING Hasty Opinions.

Doctor don't understand your
case at all We must wait for the
post-mortem examination
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
An Arti-parWinian.

Are you frightened. Jocko?"
No am simply Mortified to think
that we might oolute into anything
like that"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Prudent men look UP their motives.
letting familiars have key to their
hearts as to their gardens.-Shen-
stone.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Watch the Trifies.

Grasp the trifling affairs of ordinary
daily life if you want to do good
don't wait for any special opportunity
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Mrs Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Contrariwise-

80 the Democratic party will not
massage it's record with legislative
kalsomine?" "No-there's the rub"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Get tho Habit.
Telling the truth may become a
matter Of habit.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

For HEADACEE-EIick CAPCDINls
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's liquid--pleasant to take-acts fmmedi
ately Try It. 10c., 25c and so cents at drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Finishes the Job

It Is beauty that begins to please,
and tenderness that completes the
charm.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
The Reason.

IL wonder why gossip travels so
fast?" Because the tongues which
carry it are always on the rail-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Belief

And do you believe man is made
of the dust of the earth?" We ask of
the earnest theologist.
81 certainly do" he AYERS.
"Tush!" We respond. tartly. "Have
you any evidence that such is the
case?"
ITO be sure" he answers, confident
ly. Take Bligssopp. for instance He
has sandy hair, a muddy complexion
and is always gritting his teeth"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
r4otrace in Exfr>~;&

Goodness in Extremity.
do you think he would be cool in
time of danger?" II think his feet
would
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re
Neves the aching and feverishness-cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions It's
lfquid-effects Immediately. 10c., 25c., and SOC.
At drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
A Cross-R Reference

Mistress-Have you reference!
Bridget-Foine; OF held the poker
over her till got it.-Harper's Bazar
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
A REGULAR One.

She-And don't you go in for sport
of any kind?
He-Oh. yaas. don't yer know. I'm
--ha-passionately fond of domi-
noes.-Everybodys Weekly
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

We always respect the opinions of
man who keeps them to himself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

All the world may be a stage, but
unfortunately We can't always hear
the prompter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Can Serve 10000 Diners.

Berlin has new restaurant with
accommodations for 10000 diners and
a kitchen staff of 500 persons.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

The world expects more from tbs
Christian than the Bible does.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

The world expects more from the
Christian than the Bibla does.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Tramp Turned Down.
81 haven't place to lay my head"
well, you can't leave it here"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
IN A CRITICAL CONDITION.

Arms, Limbs and Abdomen Swollen
to Abnormal Size.
James H. Pitts, 218 East avenue
Cedartown, Ga, says: "My feet swell.
ed so could not wear my shoes. My
arms and abdomen we're badly bloated
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
CHILLI TONIC. You know hat you are taking.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is simply QuinEe and Iron in tasteless
form, and the most erectual form. For grown
people and children 50 cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

We are more apt to regret the things
we haven't done than those We have.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Some people never go ahead be-
cause they wait too long to make sure
they are right
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
The Aunt Knew

HLx6-67e<l1>
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
Gulf Coast Country
of Texas and Louisiana

Three crops year is making money just
times as fast as you are. and the Gulf Coast
farmer saves more of what he makes than
the northern farmer, because he has none of
fhe northern farmers heav,v winter eYDeuses
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10
His 1 asf Word

w. N. u.. BALTIMORE, NO. 44-1s11
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-11-10

Color more goods brighter and faster colors tn
dye any garment without ripping apart. W