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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28

survives him, and after their mar
riage lived for time on the farm
below Taftsville where Charles Whit
man now lives. From there they re-
moved to Pomfret.
Mr.. Fuller leaves brother, John
M of Woodstock, and three sisters,
Miss Eva Fuller of Andoyer, N. H.,
and Mrs. @. S. Jackson, of Lynn,
Mass, who were present at the
funeral, and Mrs. Melissa HAGEN of
Crown Point, N. Y The grandchil-
dren are Mrs Hal E Payne and Miss
Margery Taylor of this place; Louie
Heath, who is now in the Philadel-
phia Dental College; Allen and NAL
colin Rowe of Lakeport. DIR. G. E.
Rowe of Lakeport and Walter Heath
of Laconia arrived Monday after
noon.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
F. w. B. Smith
HlGA CLASS REPRESENTATIVE
WAITED

We wish to procure the services
of high class representative to call
on business and professional men in
each town in Windsor county. A
person OF character, ability and
hustle can make from $500 to $1,000
in 90 days $1,000 was earned in
Windham county. A young news
paper man, lawyer or business man,
or good business woman can do
the work. The work is canvassing
and the person who gets the place
must have standing, acquaintance
ability and familiarity with the ter
ritory; also must sign contract to
see every person on our list and to
complete the work, once begun,
within 90 days. Write at once
giving full particulars as to age,
character, experience, ability, rete-r
ence, etc., and make an appointment
tor an interview. Address, Ullery
& Company, Publishers New Eng
land Farmer, Brattleboro, VT.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
Asa E. Fuller.

Asa E. Fuller, aged GO years, for
years successful farmer and a
famous sheep breeder of Pomfret,
died at Sunny Brae farm Saturday,
Jan. 81. His death was caused by a
stroke of paralysis three days before.
His three daughters. Mrs. Alice L.
Taylor Of Holyoke, Mass, Mrs Maud
Heath of Laconia, N. H.. and Mrs.
Bernice Rowe of Lakeport, N. H.,
are now at the farm.
The funeral service was held al
the home Tuesday at 10 o'clock, Rev.
Benjamin Swift officiating. Inter
ment was in Riverside cemetery.
Mr.. Fuller was born in Pomfret,
the son of Peter and Alice Perry
Fuller, grew up in the sheep bust.
ness onhis fathers farm, and fol
some years owned the main farm d
the CloudJand property. He Dough,
Sunny Brae farm in 1882.
Mr.. Fuller represented Pomfret in
the Legislature one term was mem
Der Of the first board of school direc
tors under the present school system
and always having an interest in the
welfare Of his town has held many
~. 3D.
Offices in its gift.
In 1864 Mr. Fuller married Miss
Christina Anderson, daughter of th,
late Peter Anderson Of Quechee, whit
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
PosT-orFlcE NOTICE

n all trains arrive s.07 a, M. 2.2s p. M.
all ali trains leave 1910 a. M, a.25 p. M.
81 $40 p. m.
Bridgewster, Rutland and Ludlow stages
I'VE 6. AS u. m. and 800 p. IN.
Houth Woodstock, 800 p. m.
BARNARD and Bethel, 5.45 a. m.
&ural free delivery routes leave az o'lc
"a.
NAILS CLOSE-For early stages $3.50
Ia. Later mails. 1000 a, M. 500 p. m
6fiice Hours-e.SOa a. m. to $50 p. m.
Bunday--I2 to p. m.
SUNDAY mail closes 1920 a. m.
FREDERICK CHAPMAN. p. M.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
DIR. TyndalPs Scientific Lecture

In arranging with DIR. Charles H.
Tyndall again for series of lectures
on scientific subjects, the Windsor
County Y. M. @. A. committee is fol-
lowing its usual policy of bringing
before the people unusual men of
note to lecture along educational and
religious lines. DIR. Tyndall will lee
ture in Woodstock Music hall Tues
day evening, Feb. 2S, for the Young
Mems Christian Association mem
bers and their friends. Admission
will be by card only.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
Her Straight Tip.

Mr.. Blank, who makes many aft
er dinner speeches, was called to
the telephone and found himself
talking to the young woman secre-
tary Of very good friend, the sec
rotary being quick witted Irish
lass.
ssMr. Blank" she said, "Mr. Jones
wants me to tell you that q meeting
Of the club and a dinner are to oc-
cur tonight and that you are ex-
pected to make talk"
els that SO ?" said Blank. "What
am to talk about ?"
"Well," responded she OF the
Gaelic extraction, eff You heard
what some Of them said about your
last speech to the club you'd talk
about two minutes"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
PLYMOUTH UNION

School closed term Of s weeks
4 Plymouth Union, January 20.
Whole number of scholars, 70;
|verage attendance, 1868. Those
having no absent marks were Irma
Derby, Gladys and Glen Horton,
Ralph Jasmin, Lora Hadley, Charlie
md George Woodland.
Absent on account Of sickness,
wis Derby, Edna and Gordon Saw
Eer, Lizzie, Theron and Cleo
Aadley, Evan Sawyer, Harlan
foore, Fred Woodland and Maplon
ngram. Addie Sprague, teacher.
MIR. and Mrs. L. T. Benham are
Aere visiting Mrs. Henry Sawyer.
Several joined the Grange at their
Ast meeting Saturday night.
Carlos Johnson and James BRAIN
yell went to Ludlow Wednesday.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
POMFRET.
RALLY DAY FRIDAY, FEB. 4.

RALLY DAY FRIDAY, FEB. 3.
The Rally Day" exercises for
Pomfret schools and people, Feb. 3,
Fill begin at 10 a. m. The morning
ession will consist of regular work
" the different schools, songs and
ecitations by the children.
Following basket lunch the pro-
[ram will be continued with an adj
|ress by H. E. Luce, of the school
bard; talks by Mrs. A. d Cham
berlin, Z. L. Ingalls,, superintendent
+ schools, and by Mrs. Wight.
In the evening Prof Cady of Mid
llebury college will lecture on
Shakespeare's Clowns"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
MARYLAND HILL.

I Carrie Sanderson is recovering
from an attack of scarlet fever.
Frank Cheney and Emile Mossey
are chopping for FL. H. Daniels.
Al. Hull and wife Of Washington
were recent guests of Lewis and
Charley Green.
Many in this vicinity attended the
lecture given by President John M,
Thomas of Middlebury college, Tues
day evening, at Music hall. His sub
iect was "The Spirit Of Old ver-
mont"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28

have ride on the swiftest motor
boat ever built--the Ursula Of 800
horse power; tour through London.
Indo- China. and the Gorges De
L'Ardeche, France; witness the
construction and launch Of an ocean
palace, the White Star Liner, "Olym-
pic" and many other featares.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
Lyman H. Howe's Travel
Festival.

II you long for new sensation
takea trip in a dirigible balloon over
Switzerland with Lyman H. Howe.
at Music hall, on Thursday, Feb 2.
You won't suffer from "air Sickness
nor be in danger Of a fatal drop
and yet experience an exhilarating
thrill which is unlike any you have
ever known. Then, tho, you will
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
KARL A. Penn Der
ARCHITECT
ce Court House Building.
BRIGGS.

Rodney Adams, son of Joseph
ams, is very sick with pneumo-
Mrs. B. Wood is quite sick,
Mrs. Rufus Maynard.
Herbert Howard is moving back
Nm Dandy, where he went last
Mrs. Mary A. French, widow of
|bebee French, was buried here
B Oath.
"A very unusual distemper of
pnchial trouble prevails in this
Elton, several cases resulting in
Ieumonia.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
Feb. 10!

In another column Col. Scott
rinkham of Quechee makes formal
proclamation of his annual concert
and old folks ball Feb. 10. at White
River Junction. Il consider this the
greatest effort of my Iife," says Col.
Tink ham.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
In elteot sunday, octOber .. 1910.
TRAINS GOING WEST.
TRAINS GOING RAsT

\ Daily, except Sundays.
Flag Station.
EQUATIONS.
Inns without notice.
q. H. LEONARD. supt.
't3. PORTER General Manager.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28

A fine fawn was recently caughtin
the wire fence near the Edgar Per-
kins farm at Salisbury in such a
way that it was impossible for it to
get away The deer was frozen to
death and nearly covered up by snow
when first seen by boys who were
trapping.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28

WONDERHOSE for Men,
Women, Misses. Boys and
Girls I; come four pairs in a
box at $1.00. Guaranteed to
wear four months or they are
replaced. Per pair Csc
QUEEN QUALITY Hosiery
for Women,
Per pair 25c, 35c, Soc
Our increasing business in
Hosiery made it necessary to
add line at 15c per pair, for
Women, Boys and Children.
These are guaranteed to give
satisfaction.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28

AS result Of the icy roads in
Proctor last week, Charles Mead lost
70 bottles Of cream and some milk
by the upsetting of his sleigh.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
County Finances.

The undersigned, pursuant to Sec. $3.50
of the Vermont Statutes. have examined
the books aud vouchers of the County
Clerk and Treasurer for the year ending
Dec. 81. 1910. and submit the following
report:
Cash on hand Dec. 81, 1909.........$ 1877 al
Received for County Tax. ,107 o.
State peddler's licenses. ........... 1876 03
Evergreen licenses. ............... so 90
81. 420 81
Treasurer has paid sundry orders. 1899 08
Dec. 81. 1910. balance in hands
of Treasurer. Observation-Disclosures 121 10
q. I'll. MARKHAM, Asst Judges
M. s. BUCK. Windsor Co. court
Woodstock, VT, Dec. 81, 1910.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28

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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1911-01-28
MOWER BROS.
|. AU NDRY

Having established in Woodstock a
complete and up-to-date Steam Laun-
dry, we solicit the patronage of the
local public. Our equipment of new
machinery and fittings includes every
appliance necessary to do first-class
laundry work of all kinds. Our Laun-
dryman, MIR. F. B. Converse, is a
capable man of long experience. Our
work will be found satisfactory and
our prices reasonable.
Family Washing (Hat work only ironed) per h. SC
Body Clothes washed, dried and starched
Shirts 10 to roc, Collars and Cuffs each lac
Shirt Waists z5c and up
Jumpers and Overalls each Ioc
Window Shades each 2sc
Pillow Shams soc and up
Bed Blankets 25 to soc
Blankets and other woolens Numbered without
shrinkage. u
Full list of prices on application.
We have the equipment, the expert
ence and the desire to satisfy all rea-
sonable demands of our customers.
We have a team to gather and deliver
work. Give us trial, and we feel
confident of the result.
Flower Brothers
N. E. Telephone 1922
Woodstock. Vermont
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Uncommerefa1 Liszt.

Artistic folk frequently have some
what vague notions about business.
Some of them are quite ignorant of IL,
others utterly Indifferent to 1t and 9th
ers yet hate the very name of it. One
in the last named category was List.
He had returned from successful
tour, and Princess Metternich, the
wife of the celebrated statesman and
diplomatist. was questioning him re-
garding the concerts he had been CIV
Ing abroad.
81 hear" she said, that you did
good business in Paris"
To which List gave the tart reply.
~ only played some music there.
Business-that l leave to bankers and
diplomatists."
To another lady the musical cleric
gave a still more sarcastic answer.
"Ah, Abbe," she sighed, what great
fortune you would make if only you
could be induced to go to America to
playW
Madame" returned Liszt, 'if you
stood in need of that fortune, believe
me, l would go at once"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Eating and Rcadinn.

Most public men enter a public
dining room, newspaper in hand,
glance at the bill of fare, order some
thing in haste and bury Themselves
in sensations or calamity editorials.
Breakfast served they cart it in
scoopfuls to the buccal cavity, first
with one hand, then with the other,
changing the paper from right to
left and devouring the contents az
Lreedily as they bolt the food. It is
not always a pleasing sight l}1t
time is short, you know. Then rhura
Is always a notion that such men fre
nervous and seek to hide their en-
oarrassment through the paper. Tri1
Is an excellent device, far better thCa
lingering glass of water, ratt -:
the cutlery, drumming with the . 8
its upon the cloth, pinching the brrat
or cleaning the nails.-New Ycr,i
Press.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Musicians and Sneezina,

Nobody can dispute the sincerity Of
the players in big orchestra like the
Philharmonic or the New York Sym
phony. Most of the time they take
their work seriously, but sometimes
the men break loose and play tricks on
one another as though they were
youngsters in school. OF course the
audience knows nothing of these
things; they're usually perpetrated in
rehearsals.
The red pepper trick is the common
est. The jokers scatter it where the
bassoon and trombone players are like
ly to suck it up. The result is chokes
and sneezes. Sometimes the epidemic
reaches even into the strings, but of
course the players on the wind instru-
ments get it worst
AS a matter of fact, the jokers are
playing with fire. "a confirmed
sneezer can't get a job in a good or
chestra, no matter how good per
former he may be-" said IA consistent
concert goer. "Think of the effect of
a rousing sneeZe on pianissimo,
Why, it would spoil a whole concert
one sneeze would. A conductor has to
guard against sneeze as he does
against inebriety."- York Sun.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Dot and Trousseau.

Dealing with the weaknesses of ac-
tors, some noted for meanness, Paris
contemporary relates good story OF
Frederick Lemaitre, the celebrated ac-
tor, who was somewhat parsimonious.
When his daughter was about to
marry, Lemaitre agreed to provide the
dot" and the trousseau. dot" it
may be observed, is the French equiv
alent for the English dover or Scot
tish "tocher."
When the notary came to complete
the contract and was reading the
terms Lemaitre said: "The daughter of
Frederick Lemaitre has not need of q
dot. M. lie Notaire, strike out the
dot"
The prospective son-in-law was pres
ent, and he had the courage to reply:
"The daughter of Frederick Lemaitre
can easily clothe herself with the fame
of her father. NJ. lie Notaire, pray
strike out the trousseau."
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
ALucky Game of Chess.

A story is told of the Moorish prince
Abul HejeX, who was thrown into
prison for sedition by his brother Mo
hammed, king of Granada. There he
remained for several years until the
king fearing he might escape, placed
himself at the head of a fresh revolt
and seized the crown, ordering one of
his pashas to see to his immediate eX-
ecution. Abul HejeX was playing at
chess when the pasha came and bade
him prepare for death. The prince
asked for two hours respite, which
was refused. After earnest entreaty
he obtained permission to finish his
game. He was in no hurry about the
moves, we are told, and well for him
he was not, for before an hour had
elapsed a messenger brought the news
that Mohammed had been struck dead
by apoplexy, and Abul was forthwith
proclaimed king of Granada. 1t was
indeed a small favor for the pasha to
grant, but it altered the whole current
Of the kings career.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
The Names of Moses.

Moses of Scriptural fame is called
by eight different names in various
places in the Bible. Bathia, the daugh-
ter of Pharaoh, called him Moses be-
cause she drew him out of the water.
Jochebed, his mother, called him Jeku-
thiel, saying, 81 had hoped for him. g
Miriam, his sister, called him Jared
because she had descended after him
into the water to see what his end
would be. Aaron called his brother
Abb Zanuch because his father had de-
serted their mother. Amram, the ia
ther of Moses, called the boy Chabar
because he was again reunited to the
mother of the lad. Kehath, the grand
father of Moses, called him Abigdor
because God had repaired the breach
in the house of Jacob. The nurse OF
the grandfather of Moses called him
Abb Socho because he was once hid.
den three months in the Tabernacle
All Israel called him Shemaiah be.
cause "in his days God heard their
cries and rescued them from their op-
DreSSors."
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
MARITIME WINS.
Withdrawal of Smith AS
SureS Ills Election.
A VICTORY FOR GOV. WILSON.
Fight For New Jersey Senatorial
Honors That Has Enlisted Wide
spread Interest Comes Quickly
After the Test Vote.

Trenton, n. j., Jan. 25.-James e.
MARITIME of Plaintield will be elected
United States senator from New Jer
sey on the next ballot. His forrnal
election by the legislature in joint ses
sion is so much of a foregone concu-
sion that it will be scarcely more than
q ratification of the votes taken in the
senate and house when Mr.. MARITIME
received within one vote of the num-
ber required to make certain his cleo
tion on joint ballot.
The climax to the fight, which has en-
listed widespread interest for months
came quickly. Former United States
Senator James Smith, Jr., who mus
tered only fourteen votes against thir-
ty-three for MARITIME at the conference,
practically abandoned the fight when
he notified his supporters that he re-
leased them from all pledges made in
his behalf -Four of the fourteen AS
semblymen who had lined up for Mr.
Smith took advantage of the opportu
nifty and Joined the MARITIME camp.
Assemblyman Maxey, one of the ten
who voted for Smith, announced he
would be for MARITIME, thereby making
the forty-one necessary to choice on
joint ballot. Assemblyman Brown of
Essex soon followed with a similar
declaration, and three other assembly
men were known to have reached a
like conclusion, though they refrained
from making any public declaration.
Ex-senator Smith abandoned his
headquarters and returned to his home
IN Newark Before going he made a
statement Withdrawing as a candidate
and expressing his appreciation of the
efforts made in his behalf, saying it
was Wilson victory.
Plainfield, N. j., Jan. 25-The poSsi-
bility of James e. MARITIME going to
Washington as the successor to Unit
ed States Senator John Kean made
him more popular than ever among
his townsmen, who were as much elat-
ed over the report from Trenton as
MARITIME himself.
In response to an inquiry Mr.. Mar
tine made statement, saying that
the result was most encouraging and
adding that there had never been any
doubt in his mind about election.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
The Crv of the I oon

The Cry of the loon is one of the
strangest, weirdest sounds in nature.
Those who have heard it can scarcely
wonder that it has so often been woven
into song and legend.
A blood red ring hung round the moon
Hung round the moon. Ah me! All, mel
| heard the piping of the loon,
A wounded loon. All, me!
And yet the eagle feathers rare
l, trembling, wove in my braves hair.
Almost all writer's who have attempt
ed to describe the cry of this bird have
likened it to unmirthful laughter.
Thus Mr.. Vernon Bailey, speaking of
the sound, describes it as follows:
Only on the lonely lake in the heart
of the woods do you get the startling
thrill of the looms wild cry-one clear,
piercing note or long, quavering, de-
mOniacal laugh that to the timid sug-
gests herd of screaming panthers."
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
II the Sun Were Blue

If the sun were blue there wo |
be only two colors in the world, bll9
and black; or II it were red everv-
thing would be red or black. In
the latter case, there would be rai
snow, red lilies, black grass, a black
clear sky and red clouds. Tlt:1
would be little variety, however. ie
the sun were green. Things that ara
now yellow would still remain that
color, but there would be no reds
purples, oranges, or pinks, and very
few Of those cieery hues that mako
the world bright and pleasant. Be-
sides color the temperature Of this
earth would be very much chang I'd.
Indianapolis News.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Four Kinds of Liars,

The late Sir Frederick Bramwell was
traitor in engineering disputes. 1t is re-
called that his brother, the late Lord
Justice Brdmwell, on giving advice to
a young barrister told him to be care
full of four kinds of witnesses-first,
of the liar; second, of the liar who
could only be adequately described by
the aid of a powerful adjective; third
of the expert witness, and, finally, OF
my brother Fred"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27

The seventh grade was havin~ an
oral test in "Stories From English His
tory" and William Hume was called
upon TO tell the story of King John and
the Magma Charta.
"They made him come to Runny
mede, an he was awful mad. an hJ
said, Am your prisonerT An they
didn't want to make him any madder
for fear he wouldn't sign it after all
so they all shouted out real loud. No
you are not our prisoner; you are oui
souvenir "-Harper's Magazine.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27

II was during the Parnell agitation
in ireland that an anti-Parnellite.
criticising the ways of tenants in
treating absentee landlords, exclaim-
ed to Archbishop Ryan of Philadel-
phia: "Why, II looks very much like
T. eason"
Instantly came the answer in the
Archbishop's best brogue: Sure.
treason is reason when there's an
absent ."--Everybody's Magazine.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Extra Hazardous,

Beers-Poor Mrs. DeAlterres has al
ways been unlucky in the selection of
her husbands.
Townsend-Why do you say that?
Beers-Her first husband was a
guide in the Adirondacks, her second
was a baseball umpire, her third was
a manufacturer of dynamite and her
last was an aviator.-Chicago News.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
A New Use For the Telsphone.

Cecil was accustomed to hearing his
mother telephone for nearly everything
she needed. One day as he entered the
pantry little mouse scampered across
the floor. Very much frightened, he
jumped up and down. screaming: "Oh
mother, phone for the cat! Please
phone for the cat"-Success Magazine
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
A Generous Snirit.

Henry, l want 50 this morning."
"What for?"
"Must 1 account to you for every
penny / spends"
81 don't insist upon knowing about
every penny. When it's less than a
nickel you can bunch it"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Who Knows,

A boy in Chicago school refused to
sew, evidently considering it beneath
the dignity of a ten-year-old man
George Washington sewed," said the
principal, taking it for granted that a
soldier must, "and do you consider
yourself better than George Washing
ton?' az don't know; time will tell,'
said he seriously.-Popular Education.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Readv For the Rain.

Husband Wngrily)-Want more mon
ey, do you? What did you do will
that ten dollar bill l gave you last
week?
Wife (calmly)-The one you told mC
to lay up for rainy day?
Husband-Yes.
Wife-Why, exchanged 1t for three
pairs of silk stockings. - Pittsburi
Press.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Wanted II Abbreviated.

Jeweler-What shall I engrave in it?
Customer-G. o. to II. L.
Jeweler-What's that, sir?
Customer (meekly)-George Osborne
to Harriet Lewis; but just the initials,
please.-Lippincott's.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Another Sufferer.

Mr.. Jinks-I don't know how you vii
feel about it, sir, but the fact is m
wife, your daughter, is a dreadful hare
woman to live with.
Mr. Blinks-I can sympathize witt
you, sir: | married her mothar.-N-
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
Unkind.

Howell-YOu think l live in a small,
NO account place, but we had a $4,000
Ere last week.
Powell-Then it must have burned
into the next town.-New York Press.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-01-27
His Sole Dread.

Hammond-Don't you dread the ST.
lent watches of the night? Martin
No; it's the cuckoo clocks that give me
away.-Harper's Bazaar.