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The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

mel Arzamendi, in command of the fed
eral troops, sent to Parral for rein
forcements and the insurrecto leaders
are said to have. dispatched messen-
gers in the direction of the camp Of
Madero and Orozco on similar er-
rand.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

Every young needs business education and it
costs get it at this great Business and Short
hand Training School, under exact Office conditions,
than at of the small questionable ones The results
are however, very different $50 D. b. e. pupils went
to excellent positions in banks and Offices last year
400 will do thisyear All Fargo banks and 6S5
others employ DID, c. pupils bookkeepers telers,
cashiers. No other school Offers such
evidence of endorsement
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

Every man believes he is born
leader, but the majority are unable
to find procession to head.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

We once heard of woman who
could talk but would not. We have
also heard other curious things.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

Too many political platforms are
made up of gang planks.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

A man isn't necessarily tall be-
cause he looks down upon his neigh
Dor.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

Money talks, and some people
make every dollar. count.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

It's shame the way society shocks
the people who are not in it.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

ment, then to be gathered to his
fathers. Y,
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

1t is naturally the straight and
narrow path for those who are pay
ing for the new pavement.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

And the more insignificant man
is the more annoying he may be.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

It's all right to have one sided
views if you only look on the bright
side.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

A man meyer knows how many
rich.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01

Our $50 90 Business Course prepares for business life
in Commerce and Banking endorsed by Bankers
Association will supply bookkeepers for the larger
and elrs and cashiers for the
banks. The Sten,sraphic Course under expert
porter) trains high grade stenographers and court re-
portcrs The steosraphers for the u s. District Court
n D. Supreme curt, Third Judicial District and the
Cass County GO lrt D. B c. pupils Can any other
schoo. offer this evj4e' ts t superior trainine'
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-04-01
POINTED PARAGRAPHS
; @ @ @ o @ 9 9 @ @ 9 9

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Money talks, and some people
make every dollar. count.
Too many political platforms are
made up of gang planks.
A man isn't necessarily tall be-
cause he looks down upon his neigh
Dor.
It's shame the way society shocks
the people who are not in it.
And the more insignificant a man
is the more annoying he may be.
A man never knows how many
friends he has until he strikes it
rich.
It's all right to have one sided
views if you only look on the bright
side.
1t is naturally the straight and
narrow path for those who are pay
ing for the new pavement.
We once heard of woman who
could talk but would not. We have
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
IDEAL FARM
Only S42.50 Per Acre. Six Miles From
County Seat, Large New
House I8X32, 2StOrieS

We have one Of the best snaps in a
4S0 acre improved farm that it has
been our lot to offer. This farm lays
within six miles of the county seat in
which it is located. Every acre is as
perfect as land can be made and gilt
edged in every respect. 1t has 44O
acres under cultivation, a new house
about lsx32, stories, new stable and
machine shed. The farm Ia considered
one of the very best in the County.
1t lays in good neighborhood, is free
from stone, sand, gravel or any objec.
tionable features whatever and we can
guarantee it in every respect. We
will take $42.50 per acre for it, part
cash, balance to suit the purchaser.
This is one of the great bargains. A
handsome home and an ideal farm
that will increase in value rapidly.
Cali up the Journal.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
IT CROOKED HER.

/ my goodness" said Mrs. Oldcastle,
II can't understand how anyone ever
Is able to muster up enough courage
or daring or whatever 1t is to go flying
on an aeroplane. There is nothing
in the world that could induce me to
travel on one, no matter how safe
they make them"
Yes, it's perfectly awful the way
folks risk their lives" replied her
hostess as she rubbed an $4,000 soil
taire on her velvet sleeve. II really
think a good many peopls. go crazy
over them kind of things. When was
girl went to see man who went
UP In balloon and came down on his
parasite, and 1T affected me so never
want to see anything of that kind
again as long as live"
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
COULDN'T GET BEST OF HIM
How Ono Of the oId-Tlme Yankee
PeddIers Made Trade In a
4 Southern Town.

The genuine Yankee peddler passed
out OF existence with the creation Of
the motion store" but he was most
interesting character. astonishingly
sharp" and frequently amusing. One
such appeared in general store in q
southern town on ono occasion, de-
posted his pack on the floor, and re-
marked to the merchant:
II guess / couldn't drive trade
with you. colonel?"
II reckon you calculate just about
right" was the decided reply of the
merchant, who had had dealings"
with Yankee peddlers on previous 90
casions. Get outl"
! 20. we'll. don't get riled up-no harm
done. Now, Just look at this dozen
genuine razor strops, easy worth three
dollars-let you have 'em for two dol
lar, colonel"
II wouldn't touch any of your trash
you get out /" the merchant declared
well, now. colonel. always like
ito do some business in a place. Tell
you what-I'll bet you FIVE dollars that
t II you make mo an offer for them
strops, we'll make trade"
| "I'll go you." said the merchant,
"and," he added, when the stakes had
been put up. "I,ll give you a quarter
for tho strops!"
j They're yourn, colonel!" said the
| Yankee, pocketing the wager.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
A Letter

Rothsay, MINI, May 10, IL
Editor Journal:-I do not know
how you come TO send US the Jour-
nal but it certainly is welcome. 1t
is like a sweet breeze from dear old
Iowa. Has somebody paid for it OF
are you sending it of your own &C.
cord, if 80 we will pay you in the
fall. Now about the Danish matter
l would cay that if "Hoorledes
Kamelen fix sin Pukkel' is a sam.
pie of what we are going to have
1 for one would much rather have
something like "St Peter at The
Gate" think it is grand or any
other American pieces.
Respectfully Yours,
Mrs. J. Jensen.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
M. E. Church Notes

Sabbath School at 10 a. m.
Preaching at II and 7:3O every
Sabbath. A cordial invitation to
all.
Epworth League 700 p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday eve.
Subject for Sunday at11 .. m. s'The
Perfect Man."
Rev. O'Fling will preach at night.
The League Devotional Service at
700 p. m. will be led by Mr.. Hadden
Mothers Day was well attended
The church was richly decorated
with flowers aud our League colors
red and white. A row of easy chaire
provided and carriage driven by
Mr.. Bradley brought a pumber of
our aged mothers aud fathers to
church. Surely we we're all glad to
see them there. The evening was
given to our League Anniversary
Service which vac both inspiring
and instructive, and as proof of
the spiritual life and devotion of
the hour a pledge of $40 was given
at the close of this service for the
Missionary cause, and several new
mem bers were welcomed into the
League.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
New Autos

DR.. jacobson finding his run
about too small for his require.
ments traded it to Messrs Harvey
and Powell for new Ford Touring
Gar.
AL Andrews purchased new
Ford auto Wednesday and now
with many others AL will enjoy q
trip occasionally on the Scenic Ri
yer to River Road.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Clumsy Compliment.

He was flatterer, but clumsy
one. Noting that the girl Of his heart
possessed beautiful teeth that shone
like ivory. he ventured to pass com.
pliment.
Dearest" he whispered, leaning
over the music rack, your teeth are
like piano keys"
Freezing him with an Icy glance,
she turned on her heel. "Sir, how
dare you insult me-"
Insult you?"
"Yes, insinuate that my teeth are
as large as piano keys" And without
another word she left the parlor,
leaving him crestfallen and be-
wildered
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
The Faithful Nurse.

is this you, doctor?" asks tho
nurse, over the telephone.
'Yes," answers the physician
"Well, you know you said Mr.. Bon
der would not show any signs Of i'm
provement for five or six days."
"Yes."
'Well, this is only the second day
and he is a great deal better already.
Shall l give him something to make
him worse for the other three or
four ?"-Life.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
In The Wake of the Measles

The little son of Mrs. o. B. Palmer,
Little Rock, Ark, had the measles The
result was severe cough which grew
worse and he could not sleep. She says:
lone bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound completely cured him and
he has never been bothered since"
Group, whooping cough, measles cough
all yield to Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. The genuine is in yellow pack
ge always. Refuse substitutes. Sold by
all druggists.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Boosters

The Iowa Publishing Company
are now making preparations to run
their official Inspection car over
the River to River Road. This run
is going to be made for the purpose
of getting the detailed information
necessary to give the road the pro.
per showing in Hulbinger's Auto
mobile Atlas of Iowa. The car will
undoubtedly get started next week
or soon thereafter.
Itis their intention to issue pub
lication to be known as Hulbinger's IS
Automobile Atlas of Iowa. Never
before in the whole United States
has work of this kind been at
tempted. The maps alone in THE
Atlas will represent over $4,000 and
will chow over one hundred thou
sand miles of good roads in this
State giving all detailed informa-
tion with reference to the best and
shortest routes. You will want
Que of these guides. The price is
$1,000.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

The school was closed Monday
afternoon 60 the teachers and pu-
pills could attend the Aviation meet
in Atlantic.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. c. H. Wilde and son of Aud
bon are visiting her sister, Mrs.
Witthauer and other relatives here
this week.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. John Mertes and daughter
Mrs. Henry Kurtzhals and baby of
Carroll returned to the formers
IA ONE here Wednesday, after visit
with relatives near Adair.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

+. d. Powell had a new cement
walk laid on his premises last week
and repairs made on the founda-
tiou and cellar way of his home.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

A fine 2S0 acre improved farm in
Tama County, Iowa to exchange
for Canada or South Dakota land.
Write Audubon County Journal for
particulars.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Brink here" was q front page
atem in the Atlantic News Wednes-
day which read wv. E. Brinkerhoff
the old reliable BRINK of the Extra
Journal is in the city today to at-
tend the Aviation meet. Brink looks
we'll andsays the world is treating
hi IA kindly, which, by the way,
serves him right. He was a well
come callerat the News Office, this
raorning, ;'i
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mre. Geo. e asterday of Atlantic
came up Saturday to visit her bro.
ther, George Paige.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Too Particular

1--WE one fault to find with the
poets," said the fnical boarder.
"They rhyme such words as tire and
fire. with higher and yet when
they're not using them for rhyming
purposes they consider them words Of
one syllable"
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mr.. Grisell, Editor of the Guth-
rian aad some other gentlemen
from Guthrie Center, being dele
gates to the Council Bluffs Con-
gressional Convention returned
heMe over the famous River to Ri
yer Road and are loud in their
praise of it's condition. We acknow-
ledge pleasant call from part of
the party, and invite them to call
again.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Ronano is made from nature ri.
pensd, fully matured bananas, de.
veloped in the tropics to delicate
flavor and richness not found in
the artificially ripened fruit we got
over here.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. George Knox and children
went to Adair last Saturday to help
her brother, Alvin Holmes celebrate
his birthday and also to visit her
con, Albert, who is residing there.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Bonano is delicious. hot bever-
age, nourishing and wholesome.
IT has fragrant aroma and rich
flavor, and full bland "body" all
its own.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Oscar Jensen returned home Sat

Oscar Jensen returned home Sat
urday for few days rest after a
three weeks stay in the Pool Hall
at Audubon. He expects to go to
Guthrie Center in the near future to
help dispose of tie big stock of
goods Henry Campbell has moved
there.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

MI. and Mrs. johnson who have
been living in the Isaac Hunt resi-
dence, have moved to a farm near
town.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. George Knox and family are
Intending to leave the latter part of
this week for Adair where they will
make their future home.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Messrs Frank Wagner Of Anita
and John Donaldson of Audubon
attended the High School Dance
in the X. p. hall last Friday night.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Christian Church Notes

Sunday School at 10 a. M.
Preaching at II a. m. and 500 p. m
Junior Endeavor at 2 p. m.
Senior Endeavor at $50 p. m.
Sunday evening "Illustrated Ad-
dress on the Life of Paul" Don't
miss it.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Bopano is the enly hot table
drink which can be used seven days
q week, three times day, with
only good results. m
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Who Did?

She Gas the light suddenly went out
In the crowded car)-Oh. George, You
shouldn't kiss me here!
George-B but didnt.-Llfe.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

DR.. Riley attended the Congress
SIGNAL Convention at Co. Bluffs,
TTaesday as an Audubon County
Delegate.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
PhIIolouIcaI.

Maud-The girls are daffy about
our youngest bishop.
Beatrix-Is 1t his miter or his
motor life.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Frank Nawratil returned from cas-
tern Iowa and is we'll pleased with
his purchase there and the cour-
Try generally.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

George Dayton of Atlantic came
up Saturday to visit his grand par
ents, George Paige and wife.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Boy Barhan, who is attending Col
lege in Des Moines, spent the latter
part of last week with friends and
relatives here. He attended the
High School Dance whlle here.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Danish Lutheran Church

Services Sunday May 21st at 2:3O
and 500 p. ~.
Sunday School at $50.
Ladies Aid will meet at Mrs, Hans
P. Petersen's, Wednesday Nav 3lst.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Marie Faust scalded her ankle
whils washing at the George Paige
home Wednesday morning,
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Tho Reason.

no Reason.
"How did you ever happen to call
your little daughter Dagmar?"
my wife found after careful in.
quiry that 1t was about the only thing
we could call the little one without
running the risk Of naming her after
some relative of mine"
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Elmer Bailey and assistants @
Audubon are painting Will Var
ney's new residence this week.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. Irene Jenkins-Scott of At
lantic visited friends here between
trains last Thursday.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Shooting In Town

Is prohibited by ordinance. Tar
get or Air gun must not be used, OF
often der will be fined
j. H. Rendleman,
Mayor
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

John Dietz of the Cameron Dam,
Wisconsin notoriety was found
guilty of murder in the fret degree.
His wife and con were set free.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Our r. F. d. meu are now the
happiest creatures on earth. They
can start on their everyday trips, at
about the time they usually climb
ed out OF bed. 1t is nothing new
to see them returning before noon.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Herrick and
family of Hamlin township were
visitors in our city Saturday.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
RusIneas Ia Rusiness

Mrs. Mould-John. dear. do you re-
member old Mr.. Miserskin?"
Mr.. Mould (the undertaker)-Don
I! Plain oak and brass fittngs!"
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
For Sale

Cline Resident lots about 2 blocks
north of Elkhorn Church on Main
Street. These lots are covered with
Fruit and Shade trees. Anyone
wishing to buy 2, 8 or more acres of
land, call or see
John Peterson,
Elk Horn, Iowa
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Rev. Father Failenschmidt OF
Portsmouth, Iowa visited a few
hours with Father Hundt last
Thursday.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Mrs. Harry Paige of Atlantic Wis.
tied relatives here Tuesday.

Mr.. and Mrs. Clint Rice Of Hamlin
attended the chow here last Satur-
day night.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Fruit trees, vines, plants shade
forest trees for sale, May planting.
w. M. Bomberger,
Harlan, Iowa
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
For Rent

Good house, story and half, city
water, good cellar, two lots, soft
water, barn, coal, cob and wood
house. Call on VIM. or Theodore
Patty, Extra, Iowa.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Per Simmons

How do Jack and jeanne ever man
age to scrape living?"
why, he makes the money first
and she makes 1t last" Harvard Lam
poon.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Frank Navratil, wife and daugh-
ter will 60 to Tama County, Iowa to
look after his landed interests there.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Chantry and child.
rem returned home Saturday from
Adair, where they visited relatives
a few days.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. Chas. May returned 10 her
home in Atlantic Monday, after "
sitting friends here.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles O. Hunt
have moved from the w. Fl. Covault
residence to the Isaac Hunt resi-
deuce.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Lee Smith of Oklahoma arrived
here last week on visit with his
uncle, M. o. Smith and other rela-
fivea
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Why?

There are problems in this busy world
To solve are mighty tough;
Pray tell US why the smallest girl
Should tote the biggest muff
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

The pupils of the High School
who take part in the Glass Play this
year had Sunrise picnic in the
Athletic Park this morning.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. Fulton was visiting relatives
in Audubon from Friday until Sat.
urday last week.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Strawberry plants, send in you,
orders at once for planting.
w. M. Bomberger, Harlan.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Foley Kidney Pills are true medicine
They are healing, strengthening, anti
septic and tonic. They act quickly. For
sale by all druggists
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Buy your batteries, automobile,
gas engine and machine oil of
tt John Nielsen.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
More Than Ono.

Yeast-Does you wife have the las,
word?
Crimsonbeak-The last word? Say
she has the last hundred or so!-Ymk
ers Statesman.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mrs. Chas. May and son, Kenneth
of Atlantic spent Sunday with
friends in this city.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

The grape is an easy fruit to grow
and can be safely planted till June
lst. Phone W M. Bomberger, Har-
Ian for plants. .l'' ~
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

John Nielsen sells the Jenny LIND
and New Departure line Of Cuitiva-
tore. Al
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
For Sale

One two-year.old Hereford-Beau
Donald-bu|l.
If r. P. Clark,
Brayton, Iowa
r. F. D. 9.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Good Rural New Yorker,s Seed
Potatoes for sale, one mile west of
town.
Carl F. Nelson
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Mre. John Dimick aud daughter,
Eilowene were Atlantic shoppers,
Saturday.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
For Rent

Eighty acres of pasture for rent.
VIM. Dofhng,
Extra, Iowa
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

The most complete lines of Wall
Paper, Room Moulding Paints and
Varnishes at Hansen . Drug Store.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Eastern Star Chapter met in their
hall last Friday evening in regular
session,
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Registered Holstein FreiSian Bull For
Sale.

Being through b with service offer
my coming three-year.old bull for
sale. Call and see him and his get.
eowtt Sam sorenson,
Extra, Iowa,
Route
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
In tho Poultry Yard

"The latest dramatic success ID In
q poultry yarda"
"Then no wonder they are Growing
about it." a
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

See the Woven Wire Hog Fenc,
that John Nielsen sells. al
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

The biggest stock of Lawn Now
ers in town at John Nelsen's. al
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

All new and up-to-date patterns
in Wall Paper at Hansen's Drug
Store.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Farmers-bring in your pillow work
early.
Volmer Hansen,
Blacksmith.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18
Mr.. George McClain went to South
Dakota Tuesday on business.

Miss Bessie Witthauer was an
Audubon caller last Friday between
trains.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

Can't Be Moro Than One.
HE likes to be thought odd"
"How do you know?"
HE hasn't announced his candidacy
for city commissioner"
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-18

stranger-sonny. how can 1 get to
the railway station from here?
Boy-Have you got carriage?
Stranger-No, my little lad
Boy-Well, then, you'll have to
walk.