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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07

tegrating parts. The sircun eCurs
and the attorney general were great
ly aided in framing the decree in the
tobacco trust dissolution by an OK.
pert from the bureau of corporations.
Federal Corporation Commission Pro
posed.
do not set forth in detail the terms
and sections of statute which might
supply the constructive legislation per-
hitting and aiding the formation of
combinations of capital into federal
corporations. They should be subject
to rigid rules as to their organization
and procedure, including effective pub
licity, and to the closest supervision as
to the issue of stock and bonds by an
executive bureau or commission In the
department of commerce and labor. to
which In times of doubt they might
well submit their proposed plans for
future business. 1t must be distinctly
understood that incorporation under
federal law could not exempt the COM
pany thus formed and its incorporators
and managers from prosecution under
SAo bAt1-IA law lOk 6uDSSQuSnL
gal conduct, but the publicity of its
procedure and the opportunity for fire.
quent consultation with the bureau or
commission in charge of the incorpora-
ton as to the legitimate purpose of it's
transactions would offer 1t as great Sc
curity against successful prosecutions
for violations of the law as would be
practical or wise.
Such bureau or commission might
we'll be invested also with the duty al
ready referred to, Of aiding courts in
the dissolution and recreation of trusts
within the law. 1t should be an execu-
tive tribunal Of the dignity and power
of the comptroller of the currency or
the Interstate commerce commission,
which now exercise supervisory power
over important classes of corporations
under federal regulation.
The drafting of such a federal incor-
| poration law would offer ample oppor-
tunity to prevent many manifest evils
in corporate management today, in
GLIDING responsibility of control in
the hands of the few who are not the
real owners.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07
Apologize.

Hospitable Carter latter borrowing
a match from stranger to whom he
has offered lift)-"Y'see, b'aint al
lowed t. ave no matches when be
cartin' blarstin' powder fur them old
duarries up along"-Punch.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07
Premature.

Stage Hero Tin backwoods town.
At last, fair Gwendolyn. we are alone.
Lone Member of Audience-Not yet.
Call it off till the end of this act. I'm
going then
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07
Useful Railroad Device.

Connecting hinged step with the
air-brake system, an Englishman has
invented device to prevent q train
starting while passenger is alighting
from or boarding car.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07
concordance Due to MONK.

Nearly every bible today has a CON
cordance at the back The first CON
cordance was prepared by French
monks in the year 1247.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07
Monkeys.

There is a Chinese proverb which
saws a monkey may occupy throne
A monkey may also pay for a cham
nagc8 dinner.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-12-07

If everybody were like everybody
else. the world would be as dull as the
dead and as unbearable as tho gravs
graveyard.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
SHOOTING 4 HORSE
THE WAY TO INSTANTLY END
HIS MISERY SHOULD He
BREAK A LEG.

When horse falls In the harness
bis natural inclination Is to get up
again. The shock OF the fall has ex.
cited him more or less, and in his eff
forts TO arise he may further injure
himself as we'll as the harness.
The first action should be to sit on
his head pointing his nose upward
with one hand. to keep him from
struggling until the traces and all
other attachments TO the vehicle can
be nnfastened. II two persons are
present this can be done without diff
Guilty.
If horse breaks his leg the most
humane as well as the most sensible
action Ia to shoot him on the spot It
Is true that cases are on record where
broken legs have been successfully
treated by means OF suspending the
horse In a sling and pulleya. but the
experiments In this direction have
almost invariably met with failure.
To shoot q suffering animal and kill
him instantly Is not 50 simple mat
ter as IL at first appears. says Country
Life In America. Many shots are
sometimes fired before death results.
How and where should q horse be
shot
In the center Of every horses fore.
head a little above the line OF the eyes
is little swirl something like cow
lick. Three inches above this swirl Is
the exact spot to lodge the bullet 70
insure its piercing the brain. The
bullet should not be Of less than -
caliber.
For spraina hot or cold bandages are
recommended. Fomenationa promptly
applied sometimes prevent permanent
lameness. sprainlng Of the back
sInews Is only too common and I'M
less promptly and properly treated re-
suita In knuckling and other conpiica-
tions. Dliatering, firing and even
nerying are rosorted 20. but II should
be borne In mind that these drastic
measures are often unnecessarily tax.
en-. Rest, turning out where practi.
cable under favorable conditions. and
massage often effect \ cure.
Not snfreqnently horse viii pick up
nail. II Is unnecessary 10 say that
the FIRST aid IL 10 remove the nail. n
suppuFation ensue poultlce the wound
and give the animal reat until well. II
may be well 10 remove the shoe for .
time. Great care should be taken that
the nail be not broken OF fnHh with
tho sole and left there 20 tester.
Horses are peculiarly susceptible TO fe-
tanus or iocklaw. and nail otter
~auses H.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
CHEAP PERFUMES
MADE FROM MUSK SUPPLIED
BY MANY VARIETIES OF
clvET CATS.

Most women who indulge freely IN
the use OF cheap perfumes do not
know OF what they are compounded
The principal ingredient OF Iow-priced
perfumes Is musk. animal musk. which
Is obtained from several creatures.
The muskrat Is probably the best
known of these. and few decades
ago the wives and sweethearts OF
men who get traps around bitches and
ponds in the countryside carried
proudly the bags OF musk obtained
from this source As NJ article OF
commerce the musk supplied BY sew
eral varieties OF ciYet cats Is .proba,
ably the best known todas Tho 'odor
IL strong and sweet The strength
Is the particularly noticeable feature
and is the reason Why II IL the foun.
dalton OF the perfumes. In the small
mammal house at the geological gar
deEs are two sizes Of ciyeis. and any
one with an investigating turn of
mind may stand near the cages and
catch the musky odor
The musk Is used in the cheap per
fumes. as only a little Is needed TO
give a most lasting odor 10 an ounce
OF perfumery. but the musk itself Ii
not cheap. and II Is one OF the duties
OF the attendants Of the mammal
house to collect II. II Is then sold
through regular channels and is one
Of the sources OF revenue 10 the roo.
although small one. Philadelphia
Record
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

urday." urging the people to get Out
OF the habit OF going to town every
Saturday purposely to draw from the
merchants. when they had the oppor
tunity To draw from the soil every da,
such things as corn. peas. and almost
every other kind of vegetables. lie
laid special stress upon the Importance
of making the home more comfortable.
The party then set for Hardaway
and found about three thousand PEG.
pie waiting At this place was found
one of the neatest and most 1p-to-date
school houses In : county After a
number of plantation melodies had
been sung Dr. Washington and Judge
Terrell made short addresses, both
complimenting the people upon their
beautiful church and schoolhouse. and
also their farms and whitewashed
homes.
The next stop was at sambo where
again DR.. Washington and Judge Ter.
rell spoke Any one who had the good
fortune of going on this trip would
feel safe In saying that here he found
without a doubt the best farms and
school In the entire county This
community had what is known as
a-odel school. consisting OF a bedroom.
dining room. kitchen. and q very neat
school room. The colored people OF
the community own SPOUT eight hun.
dred acres of laad.
Sambo was the farthest point on the
trip and here the return home was
begun. However. before reaching
home stops we're made at the follow
Ing places. where short speeches were
delivered: Egypt. Sweet Gum. Rus
sell Plantation and st. Mark.
This was the longest trip OF its kind
ever taken by Dr. Washington and IN
more ways than one very interesting.
and Il Is expected that IL viii have
great effect on all who had the pleas.
ure Of hearing him.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
4 FRAGRANT TRAIN
CUT FLOWER LIMITED EXPRESS
A UNIQUE FEATURE IN
FRANCE.

Every night during the winter
months a special train, popularity
called the "Rapide des F1eurs"-the
cut flower limited expressed ten
cars. leaves Toulon for Paris over the
line of the Paris. Lyons and Mediter-
ranean railway. carrying cut flowers
In baskets and cardboard boxes from
all stations on the line from Nice to
Toulon to the Paris markets. Certain
cars are switched off to Frankfort.
Berlin and Munich; others continue
to Brussels and others to Calais.
where their perisnable freight il
rushed TO the markets of London
and Manchester.
Certain shipments reach ST. Peters
burg and Vienna. and the facilities
thus offered the flower growers OF
southern France are unique in the
transportation world. A special train
crew sorts these tens OF thousands Of
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
DAISY fly kIIIFR


Hiram Davis Of Newburg went for .
walk win bis father eight years ago.
The father stopped 10 talk with n
friend. and Hiram. then about ten
years old. walked on lie was never
seen after that until he walked into
bis parents home recently.
The police al over The east we're on
tho lockout for him, the Hudson river
was searched and finally he was given
up for dead. When he greeted his
mother It was some hours before she
could be Gained.
Davis has been out wcst NeN York
Sun.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

parcels en- route. the eight or ten
sorters handling the baskets as care
fully as the mails are handled.
The cut flower industry of southern
France began with the impetus first
given by Aiphonse Karr. the ecrivain
jardinier. az he was known when he
settled In St Raphael in the latter
part Of the last century.
Today the violets OF Hyeres. like
the roses and carnations Of Antilles
and the narcissus and Roman hya-
cinths OF ollioules, lie Pradet and
Carquieranne. are found In the shops
OF Paris scarce eighteen hours after
they we're growing in the open air on
the Mediterranean shores.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
FLASHLIGHTS

II Is said
That II you work for man. IN
heavens name work for him. II he
pays wages that supply yoa your
bread and butter. work for him. speak
well OF him. think well OF him. stand
by hlra and stand By The institution he
represents
The man who is worthy Of being =
leader Of men VIII never complain Of
the stupidity of his helpers. Of the In.
gratitude OF mankind. nor Of the map
probation Of tho public.
That failure is only for those that
think failure.
That every man should keep fair
sized cemetery in which 10. bury the
faults OF his friends
That persistence has won most OF
the worlds battles and ali Of It's skir.
mishes-
That .he devil was asleep when man
was made. but he awoke before woman
was completed.
That to be great In our history or IN
any other history a man must stand
for something.
That the orator perHuades and car
rIes all with him he knows not how:
the rhetorician can prove that he
ought 10 have persuaded and carried
all with him.
That only about one man out OF fifty
ever thinks. The rest merely mem.
orIze aud think they think.
That quite 10 per cent. Of ambition
il never realized at all. and 80 per
cent. OF all ambition realized Is fruit
less.
That quality holds of competition.
That IL would be a superb thing II
we we're all big enough In soul 10 see
no sights, accept no insults. cherish
no jeaIousies and admit into our
hearts no hatred.
THAT luck means rising az six o'clock
in the morning; living on dollar q
day II you earn two; minding your
own business. and not meddling with
other peoples.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

A trial package 81 Munyons paw Paw
Pills MI he sens free 70 anyone On re-
quest. Address Professor Mnnyon. sd 4
jefferson sts.. Philadelphia. Ia. II sou are
in need II medical adssce, DO nos fail 20
write Professor Munyou. Your eommuui-
cation all be treated 10 etslct confidence.
and your case vii he diagnosed a care
fully - though soa had personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other iaxats2es or catl4artica. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not aeour. they DO
not grippe. they d not weaken. hat they
do slaFt all the socrctions Of the I've.
and stomach IN a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
correcss constipation. In my opinion
constipation j. responsible for most all
mcnss. There are % feet II human
bowels, which il really sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes csogxed the
whole system becomes poisoned. cars
ing billousnezH. Indigestion and impure
blood. which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
aslment can expect to have a clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
/ had my way | would prohibit the sale
OF nineteenth Of the catharfics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining Of the stomach,
setting up serious forms 81 indigestion.
and 80 paralyzo the bowels that they re-
fuse TO act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are q tonic
10 the stomach. liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead Of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead on impovcrish
it; they enable the stomach 70 get all
the nourishmcnt from food that il put
into il.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
20 act without physic.
Regular size bottle. containing As pills,
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory. Esd 3
Jefferson Sta Philadelphia
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
ooosEssRRy FOOL.

put into a Jar one quart OF green
gooseberries. with two tabisspoonsful
Of water and two cupfuls OF sugar:
set the Jar In saucepan OF boiling
water and boil until the fruit win
mash: beat to pulp and put through
4 coarse pieve. To one pint OF pulp
add one-half pint Of cream and one
cupful OF milk; me mix hrst grad
uallv heating Serve cold
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

II was II the private theatricaia.
and the young man wished to eompll.
mcny ala fsoatees. says the Boston
Transcript:
Madam. yon PLAYED your part
spiendidis Il ITS you n perfection
I'm afraid not. A young aud pref.
~ woman t. needed for that part.
said the smiling hostess
But. madam. you have positively
proved he contrary
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

From 1899 to 1909 the acres OF po-
tatoes harvested in Maine increased
64.003. or SO per cent. From 4s.gf7
acres in 1857 there was an Increase 10
II .7G5 In 1899. and again TO i35.7es in
1903. The total yield in 1909 was rs
552.911 bushels, the average yield an
acre 30 bushels. and the average
value an acre $3.50.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
KEROSENE CURES.

II you can stand the odor. a bad
cough can often be cured by five drops
of kerosene taken on lump OF sugar.
II this sounds too horrible much the
same effect Is achieved by swallowing
yaseline.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

At the Yarmouth town council II
was recently proposed that the
donkeys on the sea front should not
be allowed TO carry persons Weighing
more than eight stone.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
HOOD; s
arsapariIla

Acts directly and peculiarly
on the blood; puriiies, enriches
and revitalizes it, and in this
way builds up the whole sys-
tenn. Take it. Get it today.
In usual liquid form or in chocolate
coated tablets called sars atabs.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Trimmings from new fax and hemp
are the stock from which is made the
finest grades of rice" cigarette paper.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Often a woman changes her man
ner to please man. then he pleases
to go in the other direction
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
PHILOSOPHER


When some girls wear solitaire
everybody can see 1t goes TO their
brain.
There are men who cant help
making love. at any old time. on any
old excuse.
Often woman changes her man
ner to please man. then he pleases
to go in the other direction
Some summer girls think hardest
over their bathing suit
The aftermath of a love affair Is
often the beginning of another.
The girl who marries for a home
generally stays there.
The quest of riches brings many to
bitches.
Too many firtations spoil the matri-
monial market
Lots of people detest gossip whom
II is about themselves.
Angelic women almost always ex-
pect you to tell them SO
Work is only dishonorable when Il
Is done weakly and in shame
Deeds of glory are not for the com
monplaco man; we should remain
content with the victory over daily
trifes which make up our lives. when
all is said and done.
II the June bride can cook she's
all right.
The narrow-hearted man cant help
having a narrow mind
The summer girls are queens in
their own rights. provided they bring
the figures.
Beauty and brains may so together.
by some special Hispensation Of
Swans I'VE a lrrcTed years and
are beautiful TO the last--awill I'M
just to lovely woman. when we think
of 1t.
Many gray mornings have glowing
sunsets.
Beauty unsung is beauty pouting In
a corner.
Self pity is the only kind of pity
1t is given a few unfortunates to
know.
Sympathy is wasted when. the fell
low you're giving II to wants lots
more.
When a mans star Is In the as
cendant. he Is apt to think he caused
1t to climb
Tribulations do seem to come In
lunches when man has given up
as balm 20 the rebellious heart 1t can
be counted upon always.
No man OF sense confides that
which he would most confide: he linn
its himself to the superficial
Like attracts like-and SO does dis
like.
Better the pinch OF hunger than to
be pinched by the police
Love Is something best described
BIZ those who have never felt it.
Behold the cheerful liar, he spins
them, also does he make Others yawn.
well balanced mind weighs well
all words before permitting them to
escape from between the lips
Youth has no monopoly of Stiffness.
There is no flight beyond the reach
OF the imaginative human mind.
1t is wise man these days who
knows which side his bread Is but
tered on-for all Is not butter that
goes By that name.
Next to twisting of facts comes
the bare lie.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

There are men who can't help
making love. at any old time. on any
old excuse,
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

When some girls wear a solitaire
everybody can see 1t goes TO their
brain.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21
NO Argument There.

shc-oh. but mamma objects 70
kIanlnr.
fIe-welI. I'm not kissing your
mother. am II
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

pinesk uwhsrs.af
tfe<ls sd kliis al
flIes. hat rifaa.
ornamental. rpnseas
trst. & astf al
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HAROLD N1tMrNT
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nfeektYA. LII
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Some summer girls think hardest
over their bathing suit
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

The aftermath of a love affair Is
often the beginning of another.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Work is only dishonorable when 1t
Is done weakly and in shame.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Angelic women almost always ex.
pect you to tell them so.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Lots of people detest gossip whom
II is about themselves.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

The girl who marries for a home
generally stays there.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

IL Is wise man these days who
knows which side his bread Is but
tered on--for all is not butter that
goes By that name.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Deeds of glory are not for the COM
monpIaco man; we should remain
content with the victory over daily
trifies which make up our lives. when
all is said and done.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

TO he captain of ones fate Otter
means narrow destiny.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Next to twisting of facts comes
the bare lie.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

The quest of riches brings many to
bitches.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-21

Too many fiirtations spoil the matri-
monial market
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-08
FUZZY WRITES OF
 THE BIG SERIES

"Fuzzy" Woodruff, who has been "farmed' out by Birmingham, writes as follows in the Atlanta Constitution: The Southern's real series begins today. There have been some battles fought in this fair country on baseball diamonds this season, but these battles will have the same puny significance in baseball history as Saturday night Decatur street pickering will have when compared with the somewhat more bloodthirsty battling ground around little Round Top when the Barons and Pelicans meet on the stricken field of Redwood
 It will be a battle for blood For Moles- worth to win a pennant for Birmingham will mean more than the hollow honor. It will mean an exoneration for him from charges that have been heaped on his head by his home scribes.
 It will also mean that Rick Woodward, Ia man who knows more what the reat meaning of sport is than the rest of the
 magnates of the Southern league com
 bined will have flag to put in his fam
 fly archives.
 To Charley Frank a pennant means nothing. Frank is in baseball for revenue |only. He has had his share of honors
 He would probably hate to lose. If he
 loses he will take another drink, smoke another cigar, and figure up how much money he made during this baseball sea- son. If Rick Woodward loses, it will mean sackcloth and ashes and the ex- penditure of a Tex Richard bank roll to
 bring winner to Birmingham next year. Woodward has announced that he will quit baseball after this year. But never get it in your noodle that he will quit after this close finish, if he loses. He
 will be back battling next season.
 From this point of view, it will mean
 much for Birmingham to win the title
 It will mean much for the league. With a pennant winner Birmingham will put draw New Orleans by thousands, despite the difference in population New Or
 leans will draw its regular quota, win, lose or draw. And after all, it rever;s to a question of finance. All of whcn reminds us that though money does q lot |of harm. it's a mighty good thing 10 have along.