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The Washington times., 1911-11-12
Congressman Address
The Missouri Society

With Congressman James T. Lloyd in
the chair. and with Congressman c. w.
Hamlin and Attorney General e. w.
Major. OF Missouri, as the principal
speakers. the second meeting Of the sea-
son, of the Missouri Society, was held
at the Arlington Hotel last evening.
Congressman Hamlin said that Mis-
souri, was the land Of milk and honey.
He told OF the great progress the State
has made in recent years, especially
along agricultural lines.
Attorney General e. w. Major praised
the members OF the society for their
work in Washington in bringing Mis-
sourians together. G. II. Trewell, as
sistant attorney general of Missouri,
also praised the society.
Preceding the addresses there was a
short musical program and several reci-
tations. participated in by Miss Eliz-
abeth Underwood. Miss Elizabeth Smith
Maxwell. and Miss Josephine Proctor.
At the close of the meeting buffet sup
per was served.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
Turkey and Roast Pork
For the Districts Wards
Turkey or roast pork?

Turkey or roast pork!
This is the Thanksgiving problem be-
fore Purchasing Officer Hargrove and
Secretary Wilson. OF the Board of
Charities. in considering the holiday
dinner for hundreds of inmates of Dis
tirct charitable and penal institutions.
Turkey will be served at most of tne
institutions. however. funds of the So
ciety permitting it's supply. Roasr pork
will probably be the piece de resist ance
-literally-at the Occoquan workhouse,
but Superintendent Whitaker will also
serve slices of the Thanksgiving fowl
Inmates of the Home for the Aged and
Infirm, at Blue Plains. have also voted
"roast pork" 1t is said. in preference to
turkey.
Between 700 and 1000 pounds Of turkey
will be bought for the various institu-
tions, including the white and colored
Industrial schools. the Washington Asy-
lum and jail, the Municipal Lodging
House, the Temporary Home for. Sol
diers and Sailors, and other institutions.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
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To Unveil Monument
To Col. Joseph Belt

A simple ceremony will mark the un-
yelling this afternoon at Chevy Chase
circle Of the monument recently erected
to the memory Of Col. Joseph Belt,
original owner Of all that section. hero
in the French and Indian wars, and one
Of the founders of Rock Creek parish.
The Rev. DR.. Roland Cotton Smith.
pastor of st. Johns Church, and chap
lain of the Society Of Colonial Wars,
which is erecting the monument, will
conduct the religious ceremonies In
stead Of the usual dedicatory sermon,
the society, will deliver short ad-
dress.
Thomas Truxton Houston, jr., great
great-great-great-gra OF Colonel
Belt, will pull the string that win un-
veil the stone.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
School for Deaf to
Have New Courses

Domestic science. dairying and gar
dening are to be added to the courses
of study at the Columbia Institution for
the Deaf and Dumb, at Kendall Green.
This announcement was made in the
80 issued today. The report shows the
enrolment for the year TO have been
The cost of maintenance was Sll4146Os.
For special repairs 5000 was approp-
rated and $25, 600 was expended for re
building and equipping the dormitory
damaged by fire.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
Large Percentage of
Food Impurities Found

A total of 1900 samples of foods and
drugs were analyzed by the Bureau of
Chemistry of the Department Of Agri-
culture in the fiscal year ending June 3d.
Only $3.50 of the interstate samples
collected by the inspection force OF the
bureau We're found to be up TO legal
requirements, and 3.1l3 were adulterated
or misbranded.
More than s6. 900 inspections of import
ed goods were made during the year,
more than half Of them In New Ysrk.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
Migrants Blamed
For Firing House

Migrants who sought a nights shelter
on the porch OF a vacant house at COT
Half street southwest, are believed
to have thrown burning matches on a
pile of rubbish and started a fire.: which
caused $500 damage. The fire depart
ment was called at O'Clock this morn
of the house and the porch were ablaze.
The house II owned by MARI Pratt.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
Earl Carbaugh to Sing
For Saengerbund Tonight

one~of the features of the musicale Of
the Washington Saengsrbund this even
ing in the club house at 3l4 C street
northwest, will be a song by Earl Car
baugh. Mr.. Carbaugh will sing q selec-
ton from Faust" entitled Even
Bravest Hearts May Swell
In addition to the singing Of Mr.. Car
baugh, Miss Dick Root, soprano. will
play.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12
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The Washington times., 1911-11-12

The Burton Holmes Travelogues will
begin at the Columbia Theater Noyem-
Der ls. The course tickets go on sale
seats will open Friday.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12

4 Confirmation Of This Story VIII
Be Found In TomOrrowss
Issue Of The Times.
The Washington times., 1911-11-12

stepp. Mehlinger and King In a new
piano-chat feature, are coming to
Chase's the week OF December II.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
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8&A(l<4 RL1

Grue, Nov. 27-Clarence Risdahl
is assisting c. A. Halvorson these
days.
A four days session "Kreds
Mode" was held at the Eagle Lake
church on Nov. 20 to 26 inclusive.
An accident befell Mrs. Peder
Peterson on Sunday. She fell on the
slippery snow and sprained her wrist
in such manner that she was oblig-
ed to seek medical aid at once. DR..
Branton Of Willmar dressed the hand
and the patient is getting along nice
ly. ....
C. A. Olson. called on Willmar
friends over Sunday.
The Young Peoples Society of
Eagle Lake will meet in the Grue
school house, Dist. 60, on Thursday
evening, Dec. Z. A program will be
rendered, and refreshments served.
Casper Erickson left for Willmar
last week, and is now employed for
j. H. hurry.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
X!a < .MAN\RE
~ Ma00t5

Mamre, Dec. 3-Messrs. J. Swed-
berg and Aug. Peterson from near
Pennock conducted the service auc-
ton sale at the Lundby Mission
church Thanksgiving evening owning
to the absence of Rev. Franklin.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Franklin left
last Thursday for Monterey to at
tend the funeral Of their son-in-la
Mr.. julius Olson, who had died at
that place after long illness Of
consumption.
Mr.. Albert Anderson of Spicer and
Mr.. Andrew Anderson Of New Lon
the home Of their brother, F. N. An
derson. --...
Miss Thora Elkjer, who closed her
term of, school in Dist. No. 104 a
week ago Wednesday, spent a few
days visiting at her home here after
which she left on Monday to attend
the St. Cloud Normal. =.
John 0. Lindberg- visited his Sis
ter, Mrs. Andrew Lindberg, a few
days the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer johnson en-
joyed Thanksgiving at his parental
home near Willmar.
Miss Selma Smith is at present
dressmaking around this neighbor-
hood.
Mr.. Oscar Johnson Of Spicer cal
led at 0. Sorenson's couple Of days
the past week.
Mr.. Hank. Abramson from the
Willmar Seminary spent Thanks
giving vacation at his home
Miss Sophie Olson left for Little
Falls on Tuesday where she will visit
for some time with her brother, af.
ter which she will go to Minneapolis
to stay during the winter.
Mrs. John Ostlund left for the CT
ties Saturday.
Mr.. Rudolph Starleaf went tc
Minneapolis on Wednesday.
Eddie Kleve visited Frank Han
sons Thanksgiving Day.
Mr.. Elmer Eckman from New Lon
don visited from Saturday until
Tuesday with his sister, Miss Ethe
Eckman who is teaching in Dist. Il
Mrs. u. Rodman entertained al
supper Thanksgiving day Mr.. and
Mrs. Aug. Peterson, Mr.. and Mrs
|Swedberg and daughter Inga and
Mrs. Ida Bergstrom from Pennock
Alvin Johnson, who has been
working as hired man for Gust Ry-
den the past two years left for Will
mar Thursday.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
s. ~ 'S@ SIflNCf

Svea, Dec. 4 Mrs. Henry Bjel-
kengren is staying with her sister
Mrs. Oscar Olson of Olivia.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. N. Olson enter
tanned at Thanksgiving dinner a
number Of relatives and friends.
Miss Hilma Swenson was in Will
mar Saturday..
Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Nordstrom en-
tertained few Of their friends Sun
day afternoon in honor Of the birth
day Of Mrs. Nordstrom's mother.
Miss Thilda johnson spent her
Thanksgiving vacation in the Twin
Cities. y
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Moline and Mrs.
P. N. Olson visited in Willmar over
Sunday.
Mrs. A. 0. Nelson entertained a
few friends at dinner last Friday
afternoon.
Christ Berg spent the holiday al
at his home home in Willmar.
Miss Hazel Ostrom, who attends
the W. H. S., and Willie Blomquist,
who attends the w. S., returned to
Willmar Sunday after spending
their vacation at their parental
homes.
Miss Clara Anderson spent her va
cation at her home in Kandiyohi.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Nordstrom and
children visited with And. Eastlund's
Thanksgiving Day.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
FOR YOUR HAIR.
tlore Are Facts We Want You 70 Prevs
at Our Risk.

tloro Are Facts We Want You 70 Provs
at Our Risk.
When the roots Of the hair are en-
tirely dead and the pores Of the scalp
are glazed over, we do not believe that
anything can restore hair growth.
But, when the hair roots retain any
life, we believe there is nothing that
Will 30 surely promote hair growth as
will Rexall 't93" Hair Tonic. To prove
that statement, we promise to prompt
" return all the money you pay us for
Rexall '98" Hair Tonic, should It not
please you.
Rexall ''93' Hair Tonic destroys the
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for badness. It penetrates to the roots
Of the hair. stimulating and, by pro-
noting circulation. nourfshing them.
Rexall "93" Hair Tonic helps to
relieve. scalp irritation, to remove
dandru1f, to prevent the hair from
falling out, and to promote an in
creased growth Of hair. 1t comes In
two sizes, prices so cents and $1.O0.
Remember, you can obtain It only
ct our store The Rexall Store
CARLSON BROS.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
A "CAT AND RAT" RANCH
BEATS the GOOSE FARM"
A Mr.. Skinner Writes a Letter to
Prospective Investors About
Get-RiCh- Quick Plan.

Below is a letter regarding a
scheme which has the "goose farm
get-rich-quick" scheme beaten to
FRAGILE. 1t proposes to make a per-
petual motion cat and rat breeding
enterprise. The cats will be fed on
the rats, and the rats will be fed on
the cats. The scheme is put in the
shape Of a letter purporting to be
sent to a prospective investor.
"Dear Sir:
81 know you are interested in good
legitimate investments, SO take the
liberty Of presenting You with what
seems to me to be a most wonderful
business proposition, and in which no
doubt you will take lively interest
and perhaps wire me the amount Of
stock that you wish to subscribe to-
ward the formation of this company.
'The object Of this company is
to operate a large cat ranch i'll OF
near Willows; (possibly in the goose
lands south Of town., where lands
can be bought cheap for this pur-
pose.
''To begin with we will collect, say
about 100000 cats, each cat will
average about twelve kittens year.
The skins run from 10 cents for the
white ones to IS cents for the pure
black ones. This will give us 12,O00,-
900 skins a year to sell at an average
Of 80 cents a piece, making our re-
venue about $4,000 day gross.
"A man can skin fifty cats in a
day for So. It will take 100 men to
operate the ranch, and therefore the
net profits will be about $4,000 per
day.
eve will feed the cats on rats and
will start a rat ranch next door. The
rats multiply four times as fast as
the cats. We will start with 1,0O0,-
900 rats, having four rats for each
cat, which is plenty.
"Now then-we will feed the rats
on the carcasses of the cats from
which the skins have been taken, Civ
ing each rat one fourth Of a cat. It
will thus be seen that the business
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
Cultivate a. Serene Mind.

An unknown exchange says that
sometime ago, "the politest conduc-
tor" on a western city railway was
found and given gold medal. He
spoke Of his experience: ut is just
as easy to be polite as to be rude,
just as easy to be kind and consid-
crate as to be gruff and disoblig ing."
Indeed, it may actually be easier.
There was carved three hundred
years ago on the walls Of a cell in
London Tower, by prisoner who
had five years to mediate it, this
sentiment: It is not adversely that
kills, but the impatience with which
we bear adversely.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
The TRUE TEST |
Tried in WilImar II Has Stood the
Test.

The hardest test is the test Of time,
and Doan's Kidney Pills have stood it
well iii Willmar. Kidney sufferers
can hardly ask for stronger proof
than the following:
Andrew Weiss, $40 Monongahelia
ST., Willmar, Mimi, says: my occu-
patton obliges me to stoop a great
deal and in this way my kidneys were
weakened. had pains in the small
of the back, sometimes extending in.
to my shoulders and my hips and
limbs were also affected. Dizzy spells
annoyed me and at such times every
thing before me became black. Fin
ally I used Doan's Kidney Pills and
since then I have been in much bet
ter health. I want to make the mer
it's of this remedy known to all kid
ney sufferers Statement given in
October, 1909
REIMBURSEMENT.
On August 5, 1910 Mr.. Weiss said
my former endorsement Of Doan's
Kidney Pills still holds good. | have
never been bothered by kidney com
plant since using this remedy
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. .-.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06

will be self acting and automatic all
the way through.
''The cats will get the rats and the
rats will get the cats and we will get
the skins.
GAS by-product, we will make
fiddle strings, and in order to keep
up the demand, we will stimulate
general interest in e-playing. We
will also hire fashionable females to
wear our furs and later we will start
a rattan business.
Awaiting your prompt reply and
trusting you will appreciate the op-
portunity offered you in which to get
rich quick, we remain, Very truly
yours,
The 0. U. Skinner Company"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06

The E. Lowen and John Okeson.
families were entertained at dinner
by Mr.. and Mrs. p. Rodman. Sunday.
Messrs. John Okeson and Andrew
sHedin Of Willmar recently made a.
business trip to Huron S. d, and Sas
a result Nj, Okeson IS the proud pos
SCISSOR Of q first class PAGER. AS
there are already quite few IN this
section who possess fast horses, it
would be interesting if they could be
matched against each other when
the roads get into such a condition
as to permit it. s..=
Otto TengvalPs young people en-.
joyed Sunday afternoon with Misses.
Soderholm's of Dovre.
Mr.. Harry Amundson commenced
working for Chas. Hedman last week.
Miss Clara Anderson from Willmar
called on friends around here last
week.
Miss May Abramson entertained a
group Of her girl friends Sunday
afternoon.
Q. P. Ecklund and daughter Ellen
from Pennock visited friends and
attended the sale Of articles at the
Lundby church Thanksgiving.
Mr.. Ole Carlson arrived here from
North Dakota on Friday for a few
days visit with relatives.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
Monday, December II,

sVuUssy3 OOOVNhUOs -
beginning at 10 o'clock a. M, the fol-
lowing described property:
One bay mare, 9 years old; one
gray mare, 9 years old; one bay mare
4 years old; one gray horse, Is years
old; one bay horse, Is years old; one
bay mare colt, coming 2 years; one
black horse, coming 2 years; one
yearling colt, one pony; six mich
cows; FIVE Holstein heifers; one
Deering binder; one Deering corn
binder; one hay stacker; one hay
bucker; one l8-shoe drill, nearly
new; one Deere sulky; one X-ray
sulky; one walking pillow; one Me-
Cormick hay rake, IL foot; one Nc
Cormick mower, 6 foot cut; one corn
cultivator; two hay racks; one pair
Of bob sleighs; two lumber wagons;
one two-seated buggy; one carriage;
some oats; some corn in stack; some
hay; one Empire cream separator;
some household goods, and other ar
ticles.
Terms All sums under SIS, cash;
on sums over, that amount time will
be given until Nov. !, 1912, on bank
able notes at per cent interest.
SWAN v. LARS ON, Owner.
W. N Davis, Auct ioneer,
y. Q. Thorpe, Clerk
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
Californian Visiting Here.

N. G. Highstrom made the Tribune
a pleasant call last Friday on his re-
turn from visit with friends in Col
fax, of this county, enroute for Max
well, Cal. Mr.. Highstrom is we'll
pleased to live in that country, and
stated that the people owning the
large gold dredges were offering
81, 900 per acre for fruit farms for
the purpose of running their dredge
thru the land. Then the land is deed
ed back to the seller after the gold
has been extracted.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-12-06
(Intended for last week.

intended Tor last week.
Mamre- Miss Alma Nelson re-
turned from the Cities on Monday.
Mr.. Samuel Rodman left for Kerk-
hoven Wednesday where he will at
tend school during the winter.
Mr.. Peter Larson visited with the
Adolph Berglund family at New Lon
don from Saturday until Monday.
Mr.. Lars Dahlman and sister En-
ma and their mother were guests of
Thor and Hannah Dahlman in Dovre
Sunday.
Dave Rodman returned home on
Friday from Dawson. His little
niece Opal Fondell accompanied hin
back and will visit here for some
time.
David Swanson, while assisting
with corn shredding at J. 0. Hag.
mans week ago Tuesday, had tn,
awful misfortune Of getting his lef
hand caught in the machine. DR.
Johnson Of Willmar, who was immed
lately summoned, found it necessar.
to amputate the second finger ION tn,
left hand.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Rudeen spen
Sunday afternoon at Mrs. A. c
Holmgren's.
Mrs. L. 0. Bloom returned hom
on Friday from Williams County, N
D., where she has made stay of
few months caring for her brother
Ole Bloom, who is suffering iron
hemorrhages of the lungs. He &C
companied his sister. down here.
Mr.. Peter Kallevig called o.
friends here last week.
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