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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

This Is a sort OF topsy-turvy world
No one seems TO be satisfied One
man IS struggling to get justice and
another is flying from It, One man
Is saving up to buy a house and an
other is trying hard to sell his dwell
ing for less than it cost to get rid
OF 1t. One man is spending all the
money he can earn in taking a girl
to theater or show and sending her
valuable presents in hopes that he
may eventually make her his wife.
and his neighbor is spending all the
gold he has saved trying to get a di-
vorce. One man keeps pistol TO
protect himself against burglars.
while his neighbor doesn't keen one
tor fear OF shooting himself or some
member OF the family. One man
pays for his paper in advance be-
cause he can read it with greater
relish, while another takes it four or
1--we years without paying one cent
Tor 1t, and enjoys it hugely all the
while. Surely a queer old world
this is.-Exchange
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
A Mans Stomach
Is Just as GOOd, or Bad as He Makes
II.

III you are blessed with a good stom-
ach be thankful and make up your
mind to keep il good
IL you have a bad stomach: one that
makes you feel miserable after eating
one that turns your food sour and
causes gas TO beleh up in the mouth.
then you want to get busy at once and
turn your bad stomach into a'good one.
How can this be done? You ask.
Simply by using daily the best pre-
scription for stomach ailments ever
written.
What is the name Of this prescrip-
ton?
Wherever civilization exists IL is
known as Ml-0-NA.
Haynes 4 Taylor sell il for 80 cents
a box; they do more; they guarantee il
to relieve stomach distress. in five
minutes. they go even futher ard say:
II Ml-O-NA does not cure Indigestion.
acute or chronic. or any diseases caus-
ed by stomach disturbance they will
give you your money back, without
any haggling or red tape.
And this guarantee means that MI
O-NA stomach tablets. ms most people
call them. will cure biliousness. nausea
nervousness. heartburn. foul breath.
nightmare and sleeplessness
IL means that MI-O-NA IL such a
wonderfully good remedy tina, II quick
ly turns a bad stomach into a good
one. that will stay good. strong and
vigorous, inst as long as il is treated
right. Try Ml-O-NA ye men Of weak
stomachs. you take no risk. II Is
guaranteed by Haynes 4 Taylor and
druggists everywhere. . M2-i6.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
Free Dyspepsia
Sample

Sufferers from indigestion are wax.
ing up to the fact that peppermint,
lozenges, charcoal and dyspepsia
cures" are only makeshifts in the cure
OF SO troublesome a complaint as
chronic Indigestion. What liz required is
something that will not only relieve hut
winch VIII tone and train the diees,ive
apparatus TO again do its work normaIIv
ana TINS these simple remedies cannot do
,There is something more to the cure
or Indigestion than sweetening the
breath. and yet a remedy that onIv com on.
talns digestive ingredients will not cure
permanently as the basis OF indigestion
Isl, poor bowel circulation. and that re-
~ ne a scientific laxative. We know
Sulrements better than DR.. CaIdwelis
syrup Pepsln, which has been sold for
quarter C OF century.
VI CaldweWs Syrup Pepsin Is n iaxa-
tive tonic. a scientific blending q, nat-
uIaI ingredients for the cure OF con-
s.lpation' Indigestion. liver trouble. sour
s si. sick headache and similar com.
pants Its ingredients will so strengthen
ana tone the stomach and bowel muscles
that they will again do their work nat.
s,ay, ana when that has been accom-
stSart s yo1r trouble is over, Fannie
sufferer. as was o. Tuck. BlaekS s,me
MO- NO; ana they both found their cure
VII, with THIS remedy. They became con.
n rnns,a that pills and tablets. salts. "dys-
temporary reliefs They first accented
pr. Caldwelrs offer Of a free sample bot.
ue which ne willingly sends to anyone
having convinced themselves throueh m.
Tree sample. they bought Syrup Pepsin
OF their druggist at fifty cents and one
oollar bottle. '"'
DR.: Caldwell personally will he n,ea ,.a
20 give you any medical advice YOU nav
desire for yourself or family pertainin~ ~
me me stomach. liver or bowels absoIufeiy
letter and he win reply 10 Won in deta,I
ror the free sample simply send your
n;hn ana address on a postal card or
= SHsa FOR either request the doctors
well building. Monticello Iii.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
Dr.. Bell Artiseptic SaI.'c
Good for al. Skin Diseases.
RICE. THE WORLD-FOOD.
(Montgomery Adyer,iscr.l

Montgomery Adver,iser)
What is the most universal food :
What food j. eaten by more people
Of the earth than any other
"Rice, says an association of gen
tlemen of Louisiana. who have no
connection with the rice trade but
who are banded together 10 promote
the use OF rice. They call rice the
Worlds Food" because IL i i'm
portant to more countries than any
other food. For rice. too. is advanced
the claim that II j. the most nutri-
tious and the most easily dlgcstcd
food IN the world
Rice a. world-food leads even
wheat. which comes a. close second
Meats. and the term embraces all
kind. come, third m importance.
These are facts that the American
housckceper should know Rice is
cot easy 10 cook a. commonly sup
posed. \ high order of culinary art
= necessary TO serve up a dish OF
rice IN its most appetizing and tempt
ing form. Hotel aud boarding hnus.
rice, hard as 20 grain and floating
~ a moist glucy lIqu,i has coa,c
much To- discourage t.t- popularity o.!
csc. As a people. and the III south
tins staple article OF diet rhe Chm
Carolina and l.oui,itna cooks. a
classes brought the art OF cooking
rice 10 its perfection. Rice. IN its
best form. comes with each grain
standing as unit, but blossoming
out IN its alabaster whteness. like
the full-blown rose No dish is dear
tr or more tempting than this cul-
mary masterpiece. each grain OF
which melts in the mouth. or. min
giles appetlzingly with the butter or
the gravy.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
KENTUCKY KERNELS.
FULTON will have fair.

fulton VIII have iair.
Rev. James Lewis dies at Russell
vile.
Clora Butts runaway boy iron
Henderson has no finger nails.
Madisonville after Kentucky Mid
land connection with Central City.
III. III. Anderson and J. w. Smith
night in Rudd house lobby at Owens
boro.
Six-year-old Ed Kalcr Clear
Springs Graves county killed by
falling tree.
Princeton sued on account OF loss
Of residence by fire and lack of sui
hcient water
Gentry 'Thompsons barn burns
with 100 horses valued al 100000. AT
Lexington.
Richmond jury grants 5000 dam.
ages against Robinson's circus be
cause section OF seats fell down.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
CRYSTAL ORPINGTONS.

Here we are with Crystal
White Orpingtons. Kellerstrass
strain just what you will be look
ing for in the spring. Choice
cockerels for breeding in both
matings, $l.0O up. Pairs $500
TO $1,000. Eggs in season at
$3.50. 800 and So. 90 for fifteen.
Write us. M. E. SHEWMAKER,
X. X. No. 4. box II Marion, Ky.
Southern Slope Poultry Farm.
80 3m p
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
Kills a Murderer.

A merciless murderer is Appendicitis
with many victims. but DIR. Kings
New Life Pills killed it by prevention.
They gently stimulate stomach. liver
and bowels, preventing that clogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Con-
stipation, Headache. Biliousness and
Chills. rs cents at Haynes & Taylor's
and ] H. Orme's. Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
PENSION BILL.
Giving All Soldiers of the Civil War
Pension.

A pension bill, which passed the
House of Representative at Wash.
ington, d. G., will give many of the
veterans a substantial increase in
pensions, as well as granting pension,
10 many OF the veterans who here
tofore have not been on the pension
list.
The dispatch follows:
The House OF Representatives has
passed the Sulloway general pension
bill. which grants pensions ranging
froU $l2 10 S35 a month 10 all sol
diers' who served ninety days in the
United States army in the civil war
or sixty days in the Mexican war.
and who have reached the age of 62
years. G'The bill adds about $45. 600, .
900 a year to the pension roll
There were comparatively few
members who were not anxious for
an opportunity to pay tribute to the
old soldier. The few who announced
that they were going to oppose the
measure were equally anxious for an
opportunity to explain why they were
doing So Speaker Cannon himself
took the floor at the close of the de-
bate and made an excellent plea for
the passage of the bill, which was
passed by 212 to So.
Opposition to the measure was ex-
pressed by some members on the
ground that its terms were too gem
eral. 1t provides for the pensioning
OF all Union soldiers, regardless OF
disability the only requirement
being that they shall have attained
the age of 62 years
The general scale of pensions
fixed in the new bill, according to
age is as follows: Sixty-two years,
&I5 month; SIS years, $40 month
20 years, $25 month; rs years, $40
month.
Ii was declared by the advocates
of the bill that 100 veterans are dy-
ing every twenty-four hours.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

mother Terry God speei we
parted trusting in God and feel
ing that is best for us. 7
AS the old year sinks down in
times ocean,
Stand ready to launch with the
: new.
And waste no regrets, no
emotion.
AS the masts and spars pass
from view.
Weep not if some treasures 20
under,
And sink in the rotten ships
hold
That blithe bonny bargue sail
ing yonder,
May bring you more wealth than
the old.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
THE CURLY-HEADED BOY.

Just two years of age, the mother
handled him on her lap. lie was tn,
Joy and pride of her life She de
lighted to tell of his smart sayings
She looked into his deep-set blue
eyes, as she would draw him TO hei
side. and hug him to her bosom a.
Fonly a mother can do She would
talk OF him. painting his future il
glowing colors. He would be a
great and good man Mother would
be proud TO see him stand in the
church and talk in public and lead
the congregation in prayer to the
Mothers God" But alasi alasl The
boy Is grown; a man of family: a
father. The hair on his temples l.
beginning TO turn white; the wrinkles
OF care are on his brow; the marks
OF dissipation are in his face He is an
enemy to all that is good. He has
made pleasure and money his God
The mother is broken hearted. Slow
ly she Is slipping down TO the grave
IN sorrow. The dream OF her life has
been blasted, the mother heart is
broken. The curly headed boy whom
she handled on her lap with so much
pride is an offense to all good men.
Sin has vice-like grip upon him
which will not be loosened till his
soul turned over to the owner and
controller OF the damned"
Mothers. the above is a photo
graph of more than one boy. and a
picture of more than one blasted
hope. The boys association with the
men who gather around the blind
Tiger or the open saloon is response
Die as a rule for the downfall.-Cadiz
Record.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
Eggs For Sale.

Black lansshans, Barred
Plymouth Rocks, Buff Ply.
mouth Rocks, White PLY.
mouth Rocks. Buff Wyan:
dottes, Rhode Island Reds.
IS eggs Sl.OO: ali eggs are
guaranteed true to name.
M. w. Geld, Clay, KY.
st
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

had soreness in each side, could not
stand tight clothing, and was irregular.
l was completely run down. On ad-
vice l took Lydia +. Pinkhan's Vege.
table Compound and Liver Pills and
am enjoying good health. 1t is now
more than two years and / have not
had an ache or pain since lido all my
own work, washing and everything.
and never have the backache any more.
l think your medicine is grand and
praise it to all my neighbors. II you
think my testimony will help others
you may publish II. Mrs. OLLIE
WooDALL, Morton's Gap. Kentucky.
Backache is a symptom Of organic
weakness or arrangement. If you
have backache don't neglect il. To
get permanent relief you must reach
the root of the trouble. Nothing we
know of will do this so surely as Lydia
+. Pinkham's Compound.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham. Mt
Lynn, Mass, for special advice.
Your letter will be absolutely
confidential, and the advice free,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
NOTA BENE.

When critics say my work is bad,
don't indulge in wall or woe,
| simply smile and go my way,
And say the critics do not know.
But when they pat me on the back
And say they think my work i'm.
mense,
| take a roster view of life
To think they show such rare good
sense.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
FOR SALE

House and lot in Marion, or
Walker street, splendid neighbor.
hood. House has 8 rooms, hal
and three porches, large lot,
well fenced. Two wells, stable,
all necessary outbuildings,
various kinds of fruit. Also good
horse and buggy for sale.
j. S. McMurray.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

When Baby was sick, we gave her
Castor1a.
When she was al'child, she cried for
Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to
Castoria.
When she had children. she gave then
Castoria. u
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

my healtn was very
bad and i had a
continual backache
which was simply
lawful. l could not
stand on my feet
long enough TO cook
q meals victuals
without my back
nearly killing me,
and / would have
such dragging SEN
s a tions / could
hardly bear il. l
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
Gives Prompt RefIel

VIM. II. Douglas, Jr., of Washing
ton, ID. -. says; | take great pleasure
IN informing you have used DR..
Bells Pine-Tar Honey and it gave me
almost instant relief.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
THE LAYING KIND

| have a few Cockerals OF
the Duke of Kent strain Of
Black Orphingtons left at
$3.50 each. First come first
served. Eggs of the above
strain at $3.50 for IS after
the 18th of March.
J. r. Sutherland,
Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
WANTED CORN

Until further notice we Will
give Scots. for white corn shusk-
ed and delivered at our mill.
t t MARION MILLING Co.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
DR.. Bells Pine: ar-Hone
For Coughs and Colda
Better Than Ever.

S. c. RI. Reds. Bnff Or.
phlngtons, Barred Rocks and
White Leghorns. Pure bred
vigorous farm raised stock.
Eggs from each zen, $1.CO
per is.
A few fine Red Cockerels
for sale at 500 each.
Write or phone Mrs. ]. B.
Carter, Marion, KY.
At
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

Do you know that Of all Of the minor
ailments colds are by far the most
dangerous II is not the cold itself
that YOU need to fear. but the serious
diseases that it often leads to. Most
of these are known as germ diseases.
Pneumonia and consumption are among
them. Why not take Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy and cure your cold
while you can? For sale by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16
THAT
AWFUL
BACKACHE
Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Morton's Gap. Kentucky.-'T suf-
fered two years with female disorders.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

Some tombstones inscriptions are
too good 10 be true.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

Do your own thinking. but do
your worrying by proxy.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

Mixing Is mostly dangerous
whether IT be religion or drinks.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

Ever hear of a pearl being found
Ia a church fair OYSTER
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-03-16

This TRAIN makes direct connection
at Princeton with train lO2 for one
East.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-07-31
Steekyard Notes.

Two facts must not be ignored in fig
uring wiz: hog futures. Beef Will b.
scarce and the enormous marketing OF
mutton during the past twelve months
viii not he repeated.
Receipts OF hogs a, Chicago stock
yards last week lotaled 10000. or TO-
100 less than previous week, 400 more
than same week last year and 300
more than corresponding week two
years ago. Grand average OF CORE
sponding weeks OF past twelve years.
which ranged at $4,000 TO 1888. was
l14.s19. or 100 more than last week
For the first time this year killers
are forced 20 admit that they are
short OF beef. Heavy investment in
feeding cattle last fall. an open winter
and abundance Of corn and roughage
have given packers taste of old-time
p!entitude.
No Alberta grass cattle have found
the export outlet yet. A Calgary dis
patch says. There are very few sS
port cattle offered on Alberta markets
and what are. are mostly taken by
butchers The movement OF grass cat
lie 20 market. has scarcely begun yet,
but there is every Indication that il
viii be quite large this year and stock
is in good condition"
Choice to extra COWS are still scarce
and fe,E sales have gone higher than
SIS. tho fancy Holstsin COW would
find outlet $40 above that figure il of a
premium class
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-07-31

Of the commercial department., Mn.
Howell. formerly Misc Ruth c. Bieid.
Iowa College. 90. with their little soss,
Will remain here until the latter palt
'of August.
Edward Kibby has gone Tor : couple
Of weeks Of vacation, planning to visit
1T Mason City, Clear Lake, and Other
points In northern Iowa and Mime.
sofa. d
Miss Gala Hand, who has been -
charge OF a department Of the hieh
school in Portland. Ore, for the past
year, Is at the home here Of her par
ents. Rev. and Mrs. L. g. Hand, for :ths
summer. Last week she visited at the
home Of her brother In Ottumwa. ~.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. l. Rose are enter.
tanning Mrs. William Flaugh. Of Dex.
ter. vi,
Mrs. J. NJ. Preston, who. with, her
children. has been spending some weeks
at their old home in Mason City, 10
again at home in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Longn<ckor are
entertaining Mr.. and Mrs. James Olson,
Of Council Bluffs. for a few days. Mrs..
Olson and Mrs. Longnecker being els.
tiers.
A. r. Head has gone for visit to
relatives In Wyoming He was accom-.
panied by his granddaughter Julia
Mrs. J. ]. CorrouGh and her two ohil-
dren who have been visiting for some
time at Williamsburg. are again at
their home in this city.
Rev and Mrs. Leroy 9. Hand are
having the pleasure OF a visit from Mr..
and Mre. William West. of Chicago.
Mrs. Hand being a sister OF Mr.. West.
They plan to visit the son Of Mt. and
Mrs. Hand, who lives In Ottum1va, be-
fore their return to Chicago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-07-31
steeksr. and Feeders.

Chicago. July 3l-Beef buyers have
lowered about the feeder section fer
the past week. sratchins off anything
with enough weight and flesh to be
tarely fit to Kill, leaving the marke,
almost destitute of anything Of real'E
attractive quality and the ward deal
.ers says the prices that killers have
paid for these cattle render it receS-
Sary to mark up the choice class Of
n.eishty feeders 10 s535 or possibly as
high as $3.50 for fancy class OF
ninety-day feeders.
The s5n5.25 range Will take good
class, but nothing of extra style, sales.
above S415 are few however owing to
the low grade of the bulk Of supply,
feeders 1o0G 900 pound weight ranging
largely at 81 .3o04. 75. the palmer and
lighter class ct s39o0425.
\ fair 10 good class of s,ockers iinds
slow outlet at sS.75a4l0. such as
land AT s4.2oG 40 being very attrac-
tive. Only something of extra class
above that. Sales of stock heifers
range largely s2.loG $50, little light
stun and inferior knot head steers sell
ire down az Sc and under
These prices for the good to choice
feeders are still about % cents lower
than prices paid here at this time last
year. and the prices for plain ligh.
s,ockers are about % cents lower than
one month ago Volume Of business has
been nleager and In contrast with tna>
one Year ago, when a daily report COM
tanned the following:
Volume OF business during the week
has been the largest Of any week this
year. Receipts We're unusually large
as thousands Of light steers have been
driven in by the dry weather in the
west. TIE accumulation came faster
than i could be taken care Of in spite
Of the Tact that there was broad
outlet TO the east. Lack of rain and
very hot weather west Of Chicago have
dried UP pastures til farmers in many
places Were unable to hold their young
stock any longer. After the middle Of
the week there was a surplus of every
thing and prices Went down 1Jd %
cents all along the line For some time
the good feeders held up TO a steady
mark but last week they sold lower
with the other kinds and now are at
the loves. point of the year
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-07-31
GrinneIi and Vicinity.

Grinnell, July 31.-The coming re-
union Of the survivors Of the First reg
iment Of Iowa volunteer infantry on the
fttieth anniversary Of the battle Of
Wilson's creek, in Missouri brings
back to the memory many a half for
gotten incident Of interest and leads
to the hunting up Of many a relic
that has been SO carefully laid
away that it has not been seen for
many a day. II. B. Clifford, Of this
city, who was a member OF Company
/, enlisted at Dubuque, has a unique
relic secured at Macon City, Mo-, in
June Of that memorable year. 1861.
It is copy Of the only issue of q paper
by. member. of the First Iowa regi-
'ment from q newspaper Office In that
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-07-31

tho prices are on a lower level than
year ago, as is everything OF the
bovine family Choice western yearltng
breeding ewes sold this week up to
1886. while good native breeders are
going largely at $45O@4S5. with some
on the yearing order around S."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-07-31

durum to arrive. SO: No durum to
arrive, 9l1a.
Corn-No. 8 yellow, g.: No. 4, 601t@
613a.
Oats-Nn white, s9L q ssA; to ar
rive. 39i4: No. 5, 37A ASST
Barley-Old. s0@1.05: new. e099S.
Rye-7S: to arrive, -.
F'lax.-al6