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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10
VICTOR. RECITAL.

A Victor Recital will be given in
ST. Andrews Hall, Wednesday even.
ing, Feb. 10, at eight o'clock. Pro-
ceeds are for the benefit of the High
School Argus. Admission, 10 cents
The recital will be we'll worth attend
ing aud aside from that fact it is
hoped that the town people in general
will avail themselves of this opportuu.
ity to assist the school in getting cut
as up-to- date aud as attractive a paper
as any IN this section of the country.
The program follows:
I. overture-"Poet and Peasant"
Sousa's Band
g. Tenor Solo-'I Hear You Calling Me"
John Mccormick
5. Violin Solo" HumoresQue.
4. Soprano oio""swallows, Waltz
Miss Lucy Marsh.
5. Finite Solo-"Wind Amongst the Trees"
John Lemmore.
6. Tenor Solo-"Martha"
fnrieo Caruso.
2, Band Selection
second Hungarian Rhapsody"
Pryors Band.
3. Contralto solo -"Holy Night"
Schumann-Heink,
v heci'a''9S Nat %i Ssw'
TO- Soprano solo-Mad Scene from Lucia"
Melba.
ii.-Band Selection
stars and stripes Forever"
sousa's Band
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10
THE DRINK CALLED COFFEE.
Here ls tho Way They Made II In tho
Seventeenth Century.

Here ls tho Way They Made II In tho
Seventeenth Century.
There are In existence In Great
Britain few copies of an ancient
cookbook, published in 1862, that gives
what Is perhaps the first English rec
ipe for coffee. The recipe reads:
ITO make the drink that is now
much used, called coffee.
THE coffee berries are to be bought
at any Druggist, about seven shillings
the pound. Take what quantity you
please, and over a charcoal fire, In an
old frying pan, keep them always stir
ring until they be quite black. and
when you crack one with your teeth
that 1t is black within as It Is without.
yet If you exceed. then do you waste
the Oyl. and II less. then will 1t not de-
liver its Oyl, and IL you should con-
tinue fire till 1t be white It will then
make no coffee, but only give you It's
salt. Bent and force through lawn
sieve.
Take clear water and boil one-third
OF 1t away. and 1t is ut for use. Take
one quart Of this prepared water. put
In II one ounce OF your prepared cot
fee and boil II gently one hour, and II
is fit for your use; drink one-quarter
Of pint as hot as you can sip 1t. II
doth abate the fury and sharpness Of
the Acrimony. which Is the gender Of
the Diseases called Cronical"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10


One George Wilson. n lawyer, who
had much litigation, in some Of which
he was personally Interested as II par
ty or as trustee. finally passed away.
and short funeral sermon was de-
hvered by member of the bar in the
presence of few old personal friends,
The lawyer told how the old man had
been abused and maligned, but that, in
fact. he had helped the poor and I'M
fortunate often and was not a bad
man.
On returning from the services nn
old lawyer was asked by another law
yer about the services and what was
said. The old lawyer replied, For
once old George could not file de
murrer or motion to any Of the pro-
ceedings which had taken place"
The lawyer who made the inquiry
replied, "Well. this must be the first
time George did not move for arrest
of judgment" Bag.
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Tolxtoy's Intensity,

Everything In Tolstoy's character.
says Russian writer. attalns titanic
proportions. AS drlnker he absorbed
fantastic quantities of liquor, As a
gambler he terrified his partners by
the holiness OF his play. As n soldier
he advanced gayly to baston four the
bastion of death AT Sevastopol. and
there he made dying men laugh at his
witty sayings. He surpassed every
one by his prodlgious activity In sport
as well as In literature"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10
Tho Bio Wind In ireland.

The night of the big wind In Ireland
was Jan. and 7. 1889. 1t seems to
have served for some seventy years as
the err point of no little chronology.
The gale was by no means confined to
Ireland. A score Of persons died in
Liverpool In the crash Of buildings.
and the force Of the wind was felt
through Cheshire. Warwick and Stat
ford. In Limerick. Galway and Ath-
lone more than 200 houses were blown
down and as many more were burned
In 1903 Dublin was swept by gale
quite as great and half the trees in
the Phoenix park were put down.
New York Sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

Ferdinand Praeger related an Incl
dent of visit to Wagner Mt his Swiss
home The two men sat one morning
on an ottoman In the drawing room
talking over the events of the years.
Suddenly Wagner. who was sixty
years old. rose and stood on his head
upon the ottoman. At that moment
Wagner's wife entered Her surprise
and alarm caused her to run TO her
husband exclaiming, "Ah, Richard.
Richards" Quickly recovering himself,
he assured her that he was sane and
wished to show that he could stand
on his head Mt sixty. which was more
than Ferdinand could do.
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SHAVING IN ITALY.
The Barber Must Have Used q Cross.
cut Saw on This rictim.

The Barber Must Have Used q Cross
cut Saw on This iietim.
Italy may be the land of the flea. but
1t Is not the bone of the shave.
The BARRIERS there are generally re-
cruited from the ranks of the butchers
or the medical students. They must
be able to stand the sight of blood.
In the early days of medicine ply
sicians called In BARRIERS to do their
bleeding for them.
In Italy a physician now does bis
own bleeding-if he visits a barber
shop first
Everything is done in an orderly
manner in the Latin kingdom. The
man who yearns to open tonsoriaI
parlor appears before the municipality
to request his license. No influence Is
required He does not have to have a
pull. No. he cultivates that later.
"Are you qualifedT demand the city
fathers.
"Signori," responds the applicant re-
proachfully. does not my father own
horse, and have l not curried 1t
every Sunday? Besides. have worked
In the stockyards."
"Bene." reply the license givers.
You are indeed suited in every way.
Here are your shaving papers. Go
forth and scrape acquaintance with
the strangers within our gates, but cut
only distant acquaintance. To cut
your friends Is bad form and bad for
EN-"
Then. IL the happy neophyte has
the tin, he opens up a dlssecting par
lor. The tin Is necessary for razor
blades
One Italian traveller was heard to
remark: 81 now believe that the mar
tyr St Luke was skinned alive. I
know the man who skinned him. He
shaved me this morning" Twelve
good men and true looked at his face
and then gave their verdict. He was
q truthful man.
When a customer enters an Italian
barber shop he is escorted politely to
an operating chair. The back of the
chair Is stationary, but the headrest
let's down to a remarkable degree.
The result Is that while the applicants
hips and knees are bent to an angle
Of ninety degrees his neck stretches so
that his head makes an acute angle
with his back, his chin pointing direct
ly at the ceiling. 1t requires long prac-
tice for stout gentlemen to become
comfortable in this position.
Then the operator dips his brush In
Ice water and brushes 1t lightly across
the soap. He then, with a playful air.
dampens his customers beard as II
to say. This is really unnecessary.
but yield to the prejudices of stran-
ger" No. he never rubs the soap in
he might produce a lather. Then
comes the major operation. Afterward
the face is washed with a shaving
brush full Of cold water, and then the
powder Is applied; no, not talcum pow
der-powdered alum.
When the damages have thus been
temporarily repaired the victim raises
his head-if he is still able-and has
coat of brilliantine applied to his hair.
He then totters home and. after his
wife has tainted at sight Of him. re-
solves to raise a mustache, sideburns.
galways and full beard. The barber.
meanwhile having washed up the
gore. seats himself In front of his shop |
and smiles benignly on the passerby. |
No, Italy is not the land of the shave, |
although it may be the home of the |
fiea.-New York Sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

Three per cent. interest paid on Certificates
Of Deposit and in Savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up. Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments
CALVIN S0LLTDAY, President
JOHN Q. H0LC0MBE, Wee President
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Cashier.
w s. HULSHfZER. Asst. Cashier
WILLIAM L. WILSON. Teller.
DIRECTORS.
Calvin solIiday, Frank A. Phillips,
Samuel A. Burns, Geo. T.. Romin-.
j. 8. StuddIford, John q. Hoicombe,
George w. Massey, Wilmot Quinby,
isaiah r. Smith, j. w. Crook.
William Lauer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10
A Hiccough Cure.

A correspondent writes to us to the
effect that he has found hanging by
the hands with the legs clear Of the
ground. the hands well apart and the
breath held for say fifteen seconds, an
infallible cure for hiccoughs. With
children. hold them up or the ground
by both hands. Our correspondent
states that he has never found this
method to fail-London Globe.
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Agriculture.

No other human occupation opens so
wide field for the profitable and
agreeable combination OF labor with
cultivated thought MS agriculture. Ere
long the most valuable of all arts will
be the art of deriving II comfortable
subsistence from the smallest area OF
land.-Abrahnm Lincoln.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

This was after the quarrel. 81 can
never forgive you" he cried. Last
night you said was lobster"
"But you know" she replied, and her
tone was conciliatory-"you know how
dearly ! love Holsters"
With glad cry he folded her to his
breast Philadelphia Record.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

"what has become of that man who
talked hard times so vigorouslyg'
"0h. we won't hear any more OF
that from him." replied Mr. Dustin
Stax. Hes on the other side OF the
market Washington Star
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Prnsaio.

They began their honeymoon trip in
the day coach.
the Goals OF love In your eyes"
Them amt Goals. Jonathan" she
said; "thenrs clnders."--St Paul Pio-
neer Press.
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Ahusa.

Abuse Is not so dangerous when
there is no vehicle of wit or delicacy.
no subtle conveyance The difference
between coarse and refined abuse II
as the difference between being bruis-
I'd by n club and wounded by a poi
soned arrow. johnson.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10
A s,r;L.

''Why don't You 70 to the dance to
night. Harodl Haven't you any
fame?"
"Yes. dad" said the Harvard stu
dent "a flame but 40 fuel" Life.
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poesn't Eeed Than.

Slimm-our landlady says she likes
TO see her boarders have good appe-
tiles Smart-Well. some women are
naturally cruel.--Boston Transcript
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

A grateful dog is better than an un.
grateful man. -Saadi
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

The future is purchased by the pres
cut johnson.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10

-Lambertville Puffs. are ever
growing in public favor Kline 4 Sons
sell them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-02-10
MISS CLARA BARTON Ill.

MISS CLARA BARTON ILL.
Letters from Glen Echo, Md, brought
the information that Miss Clara Barton,
founder of the Red Cross, has been
quite seriously i'll at ner home in that
town with pneumonia and bronchitis
The evening world., 1911-11-29
CARD ART"
SHOCKS A citizen
AND POLICEMAN
Magistrate, Too, Can't See Ex-
cuse for Selling Crude Copies
of Museum Pictures.

An indignant citizen with an Anthony
Ccmsrcck expression seized Policeman
Cody by tho arm at Tw~enty-thArd
street and Lexington avenue to-day.
Look at that crowd NJ boys standing
round the man with tho bag" he yelled.
Hes selling shameful postcards, and
I want him arrested
Cody found David F1inkor. twen<y-
two years old. OF No. 81 EaAt Ono
Hundrcfth street. selling postcards at
four for ten cents to a crowd Of laugh
ting hoys. lie glanced at the cards and
biushci.
What do YOU cail thc>c thingsr' he
asked.
Art" replied Thinker. holding up Nv
cral picCurcs OF women without ther
nj ghtes.
mo art there" said Cody reaohinS
for him. you're pinchcd."
In the yorkyilie Court Thinker waA
arraigned becore Magistrate House
Your Honor. these cards arc cop4es
Of famous work OF art" nv said. ''Fouf
OF them arc copied from renowned
paintings. one - the birth of Venus.
by Cabanei. and It hangs In tho Metro
pcltan Museum OF Art"
IT DO o intend to discuss art viii
you,' said tho magistrate.
After looking at the -four models Will
not so much as mosquito netting I,
keep them from the cold, Masistrat,
House said:
In that th>ss e poor copies. a.
The evening world., 1911-11-29
DANCING FOR DO0LINa.
Tammnny's Social Season Opens
To-Night At the Amsterdam m.

Now that the November election -
over the Tammany social season will be
duly opened. Peter J. Dooling's Ninth
Assembly District Association will start
the festivities this evening at the
Amsterdam Opera House in West Forty
fourth street. The followers OF tho FOR.
mer county clerk nave invited a large
number OF prominent politicians to be
present at the reception and the enter.
tainment which Il TO follow It.
Upper west side political forces have
always taken a lively interest in the DO
tnxs of the Dooling Association, n the
officers are out for q new entertain
ment record this year. The officers now
serving are: John v. Hackett, Presi-
dent; Charles d. Donohue, Wce-Presi-
dent: John X. Powers n Thomas w.
Duane. Secretaries. and James O'Con.
nell. Treasurer.
The evening world., 1911-11-29

INCOMING STEAMSHIPS.
Duh TO-DAY.
Pfiaf Dc IArfnssa, kochls Albert, Bremeu.
Antwev. Bnsnas. Aifsn.
American, Pusso Mssico,
OUTGOING STEAMSHIPS.
SAILED TO-DAY.
LusttanSa. Liverpool. Aliemania. Hayti.
Argentina, Azores. Cherokee, San Domingo,
TAxua, bermuda. Huron, Jacksonville.
Hsilia, La 1usyys. San Marcos, GALVESTON.
Morro Castle. Havana. ye6syoa. Norfolk.
Topajua. Santos. Crsols, New Oriean.
Florsl. Newfoundland.
The evening world., 1911-11-29
the three twins and I stay a. home ana

the three twins and I stay al home ana
we all cry together.
Jake and I were married in London
twelve years ago. Then Jake met
another woman n loved her. But I
don't care. II he will keep the twins.
Jake q y I'm Jealous. I am not jealous.
but I love the twins. I had him arrested
In October n brought into the Domes-
Ito Relations Court n he was ordered
10 Day me 81 q week.. But he does not
pay and the three twins are hungry. I
have 20 set credit at tho shops to feed
the three twins. Jake laughs. I cry"
THREE PAIRS OF TW,Ns7 IT 10
TO LAUGH
Cohen waN arrcWted last night by De-
tective Morris of Central once. Jake
laughed. He said he had three twins
two tfmeA three. no explained. Then he
exploded. Detective Morris laughed too.
who wouldn't laugh at the idea OF three
twins7
In the Court Of Domestic Relations
to-day Jake told his story. He told Of
what q good husband he had tried to be
and Of the jealousy OF Mrs. Cohen. Then
MrN. Cohen, who had divided tho twins
among kindly ~ncighbors for keeping
while ahe attended court. told her story.
Magistrate Cornell then paroled Cohen
In the custouy OF 'narles Hun-el. oVu"-
eel for the National Dcserlon Bureau.
and instructed the lawyer to havo Cohen
in court on Dec. IL. for another hearing.
The Cohens live In two rooms The
rooms are niled with cradles and trun-
die beds. and there IL a continuous
chorus Of infant walls. The oldest set
Of twins II about nine years old and
the younGes six months. They seem
to sleep and CRY In relays. Mrs. Cohen
cannot remember when the two times
| three all slept at once. Cohen says
they nsver slcep-that they all cry all
the time.
The evening world., 1911-11-29

Wall Street "Riot" Utter
~ Unimportant and r.
relevant to Her, for She
Had Her Say-Hooters
Bra0e Only When In
Gangs; Alone They Are
Usually Bashful and
Tongue Tied.
The evening world., 1911-11-29
YOUR face LOOKS
so MUCH BETTER!'
Since Using poslam All Traces II
Acne Have Disappeared.

To quickly clear the complexion. drive
away pimplcs and blemishes and impart
a healthy skin tone, Poslam. the perfect
skin remedy. is uncqualled. Besides its
employment for the quick cure Of eczema.
acne aud v~irulcnt diseases. it, usefulness
extends to every condition where the
skin is diseased. abrssed or irritated.
First application stops the itching. the
skin rapidly heals and is restored to nor
nal color, health and texture.
All may prove Poslam's merit, II de-
sired. before buying. by writing for free
sample to the Emergency Laboratories.
81 West 25th street. New York City.
Druggists everywhere sell Poslam go
ccnts) and Poslam Soap-thc antiscptic.
purifying skin soap-(25 ccnts).
The evening world., 1911-11-29
sNick" Hayes Puts One Overland
Out.

Henry II. Lazarus IL no longer a city
Marshal. Mayor Gaynor to-day dis
missed him from tho service of the city
folio wing tho findings of Secretary Rob
ert Adamson who tried Lazarus on
charges preferred by Commissioners OF
Accounts Fosdiok. David winklemann,
who 10 now In the Tomhs under indict-
ment. said ne had replevined tho books
of . business conoern without warrant Of
law on the authority Of a badge and
given to him by Lazarus TO DO the work
supposed to be performed by a city
Marshal only. Lazarus. In The last
primaries made . leadership fight
AGAINST his one time friend and political
oias J. Hayes.
The evening world., 1911-11-29
SHIPPING NEWS.

Almanac Nh TO-DAY.
Sun rsA. 7.o2i Sun seN.. l.8s Moon sets. AN.
THE TIDES.
High Water. Low Water.
An. I'm, An. PM.
,a:i'T s:,. ! Hand =: i$ liz ss$S ,s s:hs
The evening world., 1911-11-29

Mrs. Pankhurst, spoke with q concen-
trated ~earnestness almost approaching
TO Indignation. What sensible person
evsr thinks twtce of such demnostra-
tons? They are the same tho world
over, for boys everywhere are human
and the gang OF boys dares much that
the individual boy shrinks from. Even
the a takes It out in talk. l am
told that wonderful cable dispatches
have stated that dessicated vegetables
and unsavory egg are thrown ~ Eng
lish suffrage speakers by English hood
Inns. I can only say that ] was never
served In such a fashion. I wish 1
could rake plain how utterly unimpor-
tant and irrelevant I consider tho so
called not. that took place the other
day, and oil similar disturbance.
gwen there In wall street there
were plenty OF intelligent men who
asked sensible questions and want
cd to hear what I had to tell them.
I hnd that intelligent men every
where, both In America ana Eng
land, Are splsndidly receptive OF
suffrage doctrines. And wen among
those not interested h rudsly de-
risivs element 10 the minimum. why
should Il be digninsd By large
names and violent sbussr Mrs.
Pankhurst's thin. sensitive Lips
SNAs~A IA
OTHER ENGAGEMENTS PREVENT
RETURN TO WALL STREET.
But will you 60 10 Wall stree
again?" / asked.
NO: but only because I shall no
have time or voice." she replied. "Ther'
are so many engagements made for me
and then I must save my throat To-
Canada. Speaking in the open air drie
the bronchial tubes. you know. But.
and her gray eyes flashed q bit. "b
sure that the reasons that I have men
toned are the only ones which koel
me from going back tomorrow!
And please let me say another thing.
she added. Please be sure that l hav
been delighted with the way in whic
American audiences have received m
during this trip. Only last night. 70
example, we packed one of the largea
halls in Connecticut. and scores wer
turned away. I have found q muc'
keener, deeper and more widespread In
terest In the suffrage question amonI
both men and women throughout tn
States than when / was here two year
ago"
"Do you think American women shout
use militant tactics?"
II think that Is up to American WON
en-" she smiled
"And have you no suggestions TO
avoiding such disturbances as tool
place the other day."
Remember. I have forgotten them!'
VIII not even the Wall street mes
senger boy admit that Mrs. Pankhurs
10 a good sport?"
The evening world., 1911-11-29
Marguerite MOoevs Marshall,

~ hooNgan u Q hooligsu,
whether h uvSb In Hs7 York or
london, whsthsr his speech has
the YANKEE twanS OF n oooknsy
aoosnt. Hes always the Same SHY
little boy; ana, like other silly pso-
pie, he - not worth serious no
ttos," declares Mrs. 1mmslins
Yankhurst.
Mrs. Parkhurst, tho weil-know n Eng.
ush suffragette. was presented to q Wal.
street audience the other day IS 'the
greatest politician Of the g In the
Judgment Of those who know her." Mrs.
Pankhurst has certainly learned one po-
litical lesson we'll. She understands how
to discount mu~d-throwins. ven to the
point whore she refuses to throw any
back.
Yesterday I did my best TO extract
from her q ceriticism of the unpleasantly
obstreperous greeting accorded her by
the young wits of our financial district.
In company with Mrs. Harriet Stanton
Batch. the Rev. Anna Shaw and other
well-known suffragists. Mrs. Pankhurst
spoke from an automobile near the steps
Va thO oebN ~0Sooy
The press described the occasion as a
riot.
''If there were any seriously disagree
able features I have quite forgotten
Them" she firmly asserted. I did not
see that any Of the flags on our auto
mobile were broken. I did not think
that we were unduly 1olted by the
crowd. My speech was not cut short,
nor was I shouted down. I talked for
several minutes and said everything
wanted TO say. Whatever disturbance
there was impressed me rs the merest
and most unimportant incident"
Then the London hooligans arc worse
than those In New York;" I Inquired.
Mrs. Pankhurst looked positively
bored. She was sitting in the parlor OF
! Mrs. John w. Brannan. No. IL West
Twelfth street. and she wore a charm
ing evening gown OF n OF tho sofi
shades which she affects. As she talked
she played a bit ~nervously with a scar
of hellotrope silk. The contrast between
the dainty femininity OF the woman and
the warlike doctrines she preaches
seemed stronger tina ever.
The evening world., 1911-11-29
Tutoring by Mall Fails.

CAMBRIDGE. Mass, Nov. 3.-rutor-
ing Harvard students has taken a fnan-
cial slump judging by to-day's report
from the Bankruptcy Court. The Stu
dents Unlon Correspondence School of
.h!s city which made a business OF tu-
toring Harvard collegians, was petit
toned into Involuntary bankruptcy In
the United states District Court at the
Instance OF three creditors. These
creditors had claims amounting to
HIN