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often heunsh him 10 forget his Chlsd AND fever nd his other wrongs we celebrate
fireworks and mo alter a change in a national administration ana he
does so-before. It's merely the difference in or respective emperanents
Blu. the bnhc yourS American wo Jumps IN M begins shooting Is II he
hits anybody. merely committing aus!llghte under the protection OF an un-
recognized nag II he nil insist OF buta- in why should he kick whenth he Mex
catch the spirit of Inc hing and nominate him for permanent goat? Per-
sonauy. l always liked te oyGerIoins German sodte who made the mistake
% being captured by Aosuys men inside the Southern lines VITA civilian clothes
Il. As they tied his hands behind him and slipped the moose over his head he
vas moved by a perfectly natural impulse to inquire hi might DE going to
happen next
Were going to treat you the sam a n other spy said old an Mosoy
We're going to ham you to thish tree
We'll, said the German, Notever is der rule
4 snow what would happen to any natela-odN gent from Old Mexico that
horned MS way into any war that " e might ue having oer OF Dur sde Of the
line that is know what would happen 10 him il We could catch him.. He'd go
back home as pegshaoe freight providing az wenta a all
But speaknE Of wars, wasn't 1t "A splendid blow which the middle Wins OF
the southern Confederacy dealt The Northern mudslsh here in New York; was
under Me impression tina those boy lot heir holt in a way of speaking. about
tie time Uncle lNs Grant met Mase Robert Il Lee nde a certain n WE'LL
known apple rec down at Appomauox. Va but 1t seems they're sMn slipping
n over"
Il confess do not qate grasp your meaning" sal Hiram. wrnking his
ImeZanme foIehead In thought
Then you haven't been following the Grand Jury disclosures" said Iomum
'pdut yu read about the INVASION OF those Nashville bankers who IN Up to
take charge OF the Carnegie Trust Company n Immediately proceeded to put
IN a line of senzed finance with a rich Southern accent. that had Wall street
sob aloud? Didn't you hear how youns ME- ummins the lad with the South OF
Ireland name n IA south of the Ohio manner climbed over thu Yankee breast
works, holding In m hand The Bonnie Blue Flag That Bears nut a Single Star
or words to that effect. m In TIT other a letter of introduction from Clarke
williams to Charles Hiram Hyde? Yes. sir; those Tennessee patriots h d to
wait forty-hvc years FOR their revenge but they got it finally
ICarnesles window and begins playing Dixie Andrewn con out md beat him
to death With a Ten Million Dollar Peace Fund. But only eight OF tn 70 IN
cash"
what became of The oher twor' asked Hiram inpocenty.
"oh. that's the two tina Cummins charmed out of Andy fora Deposit" said
LosTum sosmnly.
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Heartsick Stranger Graces the Jarrs' Table
And Volunteers the Tragic Story of His Life.

Mamma" cried the little girl sud
denly. why doesn'. nj gentleman eat
his tomato instead of smelling it?'
Mr.. Jarr choked off a laugh by cough
ing and turned on the light. .Ir. Dink,-
ton took mis- finger from his nose hastily.
The children. seeing It was a nose and
not a tomato. g!ggled and kicked each
other under the table In their childish
glee.
n coffee. sr-er. thank you!" NUT
tered Mr.. Omission. Just water, plain
water"
Water" asked Mr.. Jarr In surprise.
Il don't wonder at your asking me
that" said Mr.. Omission. There Is a
prevalence OF typhoid. and in water OF
the clearest crystal the deadlIest germs
may Turk. But l fLd that a little
shem-a little Of spirits-ahem-in the
water will-will- Yos. thank you. No.
l can help myself"
And he took the bottle Mr.. Jarr
passed again from the sidebocrd and
killed every germ that might Turk In
a tablespoonful OF water.
No. / Will he!p myself added NJ.
Omission. Il really must not be n
trouble to YOU. You can leave the oo..
tie mere. insist upon BEING treated as
one OF the fam!!". you know"
But Mrs. Jarr did not treat him as
one Of the family. She neither gave
h!m ':ing word or baleful Loo.
"Will you have your meat rars or
well done. mir. Dinisston.' ahe asked.
1T really doesn't matter. my dear
Mrs. Jarr." replied the guest, II am
not a hearty eater"
lie wasn't. either. lie vas a hearty
drinker.
Isn't II terrible hat / have to do
a. the c%arving?" asked Mrs. Jarr. M.
Jarr simply Will not carve. I'm atrail
l did not break him In right a, thu
start"
tie wc~'orv OF 49, 1885, g., da-I OF y,u,h
In Brooklyn-dayJ ere the c~onquerlns
Jarr had borne her away from the
Omission W. delayc 1T had is effect.
"Ah, II | had sor fair womar 10
grace my hoard!' mo, ned Mr.. Dinks.
ton. as he helped himself to the germ
killer and the ter-but not too much
vater. "'h. veg. y I but a fair
woman TO grace my board!"
Mr.. Jarr was about 10 suggest tina,
this would be about all that wollc
grace the board g Omission. But tut,
tut. Omission was a guest.
Il often wonder why you ever "a.
rled," Simpered Mrs. Jar.
She wanted that man Jar- 10 hear
that he might heed. Perhaps he did
not realize the treasure he lad yon
but here was a living exhibit o, ioa
lives we're wrecked by her coquetr..,
or rather by he making J%arr-thougt
he did not seem to realize i.-the hap.
p.est Of men. and. at tho same time. q
ldC-r- rN'-'.-' a''N.
Al It's a sad story" said Dinkston
Emma. keep quiet at tho tablet
Mrs. lar. uac'1g { title girl
and you, too. Willie! Mr.. Omission L
speaking"
But what Mr.. Dir'sston was speaking
about yen have wait until tn, neg
Tina 70 hear. A..
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y inaa doing a legitimate business on
a small capital and needing money 10 puy
through the third degree wnen he tries
TO touch a bank on lbs note. The lordly
banker treats MIN as though he were .
panhlndler. lie Is required to put Up
absolute security. turn mis- pusin ess ana
!iic insurance and household furniture
over TO the bans and mortgage the fu-
tgre OF his family before he can get hLs
books on a cent.
ALONG comes a large. breezy gentle
man with 4 line OF salye and a few
letters from politicians and an In yitatio
10 dine a. soma swell hotel. And IL
borroNs nalf the money in the bank on
a hole in the Atlantic ocean. putting up
as security = suitcase fun OF wall
paper. After nahing the loan the
banker writes letters to other bankers
stating that a certain ripe II bone
headed sucker mas Just made a touch
and advising that lie be skinned when
ne comes around. The whole secret In
getting money from h~nanciers Is making
,henl believe they are giving you the
worst OF It."
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d~own.rodden pvLtoiack a chance 10 nave
his Sunday afternoons. 10 "'inse'f' a
great deal of our legislation Is IN the
direction OF keeping the Nork'ns peo-
PIE from SUNDAY toll. TIe boys a'a
young mon who keep the machinery
going through the week are entitled 20
rest on Sunday.
Amy legislator will tell o tha!'
Some of them will even admit tia.
working mcn and boys are entitled -
some amusement on sunday. The:
these legislators proceed to hams,:.ns
a bill allowing amateurs to play base
ball on sundays after the ministers ..
the Gosgc. have performed tne1g usesl.
part In the observance OF the day.
Thus does a wise and oen!sl Lesis-
latu:e protect the youth OF New York
City from evil. Perhaps in the course
OF time the Legislature will make sun
day ball playing a felony and class Il
with murder. ~. ToooerS
and arson.
The bum features OF Sunday baseball!
are apparent to the bllndest observer.
In the first place 1t taxes boys ani
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and friendship With the more present.
able and prosperous Of their aeauAint-
ances.
Mr.. Omission. alas. was neither very
p~resentable nor prosperous. The chill
dren saw the ona circumstance ana
senscd tho other. Children and dogs
are great snobs. They have no use TO-
persons % dingy appearance. Mas;e'
Jair n Miss Jarr eyed the cues:
someA hat ashance and eN.ncoi NJ ca
thusiasm for his company.
win o nave your coffee with you'
dinner. Mr.. DinKston?" asked Mrs
Jarr. MIR. Jarr Is old fashioned aaI
mas his coffee served at the beginning
OF the meal"
Now Mr.. Dlnks;on, who had renews!
an old Acquaintance with tho Jars and
mad invited himself. 80 lar as this pa:'
ucular occasion VAS concerned. TO dine.
had been wondering just how he cou,d
best use the present renewed relations
That is. he was considering whethe'
he should invite himself to dine eve'
and anon by keeping on the good SD.
Of his hostess. or borrow money iron
Mr.. JarT. as an understood release. anl
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make this his FIRST visi. n his last.
"Um-er. beg pardon! What did you
say?" asked Mr.. Omission. rousing up.
Il was asking lou II you would have
your coffee now: and l think. papa
this to Mr.. Jarr-''you had better urn
on the light"
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New Field for Con Men.

Co.-ROM the way things are comins
out in the Carnegie trust Com
1 pany investigation" remarked
the head polisher. 1t would appear thai
the green goods nd con men are max
ing a mistake working tns rubes. They
ought to shift to the financial district"
Well" said tic lsundryman. ''nhey'd
feel at home at any rate. They should
cop the coin. too. for the banking busl.
ness In this and every other city bristlss
with the softest marks nat ever broke
into money.
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The protest is valid. We have commissions enough. letter
reasons could be given for abolishing some that we have than for
the creation Of others. Such laws os may be enacted with respect
70 cleanliness, sanitary regulations, working hours, &c, in barber
shops can he enforced just as well by existing State or municipal au-
tborties as by a board of commissioner or examiners.
As it is proposed that the salaries of the commission shall be
paid from a license of S. imposed on barber shops, the Harlem resolu-
lions denounce it as "sheer graft Perhaps it is not quite that, but
it will be just as well to shear it off on general principles.
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HARLEM BARRIERS.

ARLEM BARRIERS have adopted resolutions in favor
Of various movements of interest to the trade. but
protesting against the passage of a bill introduced
in the State Legislature providing for the appoint
a year each to supervise the shops and the bust
ness of BARRIERS.
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tho Assem- Oily mas
put over a bill
prohibiting the IN
Aabitants OF this
fair city from get
ling their o
snined after three
o'clock on sunday
afternoon"
0 class to
legislation IKE
that commented
the laundry man.
1t gives the poor.
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The guest. who had q large and ex-
tremely red nose. had been sitting At
the table. from the time the children
had entered the room till now In a
musing attitude with his thumb and
finger to the swollen and scarlet nasal
organ.
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"Whlstle t rght back" SAID Loerum. hecaI your pa1'
pltating heart and tell 1t to be a good Ponto. My idea of .
poor sport is an impetuous American who goes rampaging
across the border to mix In somebody else's muss and then
calls on. his Uncle Samuel TO save him when he gets caught
with the goods OH. It's all right for the native born peon
and his wife. the dusky pianoIa, TO eVoIute. ihdts tbtiE
business. AS long as a Greaser gent carries a regular card
in the union and oOeys the eight-hour a II my per-
mission to reNolute until his tongue hangs down on has
painting chest like u pink plush nccktie.
Anyhow, a revolution appears 10 be about the only
thing that viii lostle the average l.atin-Aner!can out OF his
dolcy far nightle.' as we say. Eevolutlng about once in SC
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Interesting Figures.

- the Editor of The E,eniu: World
4 t;atisilcian in one OF the uews-
papers makes a remarkable misstate-
ment. lie says the church Is steadily
losing in membership. Tae United
States census returns show the follow
ing opposite state OF affairs TO be true;
In twenty years the churches have in
creased SO per cent. In ministers. 20 per
cent. in churches and Il per cent. IN
communicates. The latter nsurs far
outstrips the percentage OF Increase OF
population. which how a percentage
of a. per cent, only. which IS only 2-3 o:
III percentage OF Increase IA cAurca
commandments. Thlna OF This fact,
pessimlsts, before you air your gloomy
theories: In lyO one h every three
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she had pointed
out Master villa
Jsrr. aged eight
and Miss EnmA
Jarr. uyei Ave. TO
Nr. Omission.
Mr.. Jarr did no.
de.iy the charge.
" "a. 0 hav.
nrrG the use? Mrs
j art al i ) $
claimed i.insnip %
the best on to:a
sides OF The family
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The New Alliance.

SEI SEE" said the head polisher.
that although the Germans and
the Irish have formed an offens-
i've and defensive alliance against Eng.
land there were no Germans In the 81.
Patrick's Day parade"
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love . q totally different brand from all that have gone .
fore. That's the beauty Of variety In love or wine. Your
taste gets educated to a finer appreciation. and each time
you discover . now brandon a new girl-you honestly b.
lieve that you have at last found the reaf thing.
As for me-. each new love Is a turn around the cornss.
an excursion Into a delightful. unknown land. l am stsr.
naly seeking the golden GIRL" and when I find her I
shall not be surprised. nor shocked. / have preserved the
perennial freshness of my heart by going into each and
every love AFFAIR with the genuine conviction that 1 An u
love.
Most men nowadays either wear all the edge OF TIER
sentiment and emotions by constantly INDUCING In Tie
imitation variety and making love TO eyery woman thov
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The Weeks WASH.
By Martin Green.


whose mother needs the money for rea:
cleans up his companions and runs
home with his winnings. For Sunday
recreation as oetween craps and base
ball the Legislature gives three cheers
for craps
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az wrecked by a sort Of combination or coalition of fnanciers that
included among its members not only promoters and bankers but Off.
Gals of the city government and some person or persons SO close to
the State Banking Department as to be able to give warning when
an examination was impending.
This is one Of the uglicst features OF the scandal. S~windling
operations Of interruptions promoters and rascalitics Of dishonest
bankers are bad, though the public can be largely protected from them
If good laws are enacted and honest officials enforce them. But il
public money be used to promote dishonest schemes, and public Off
Gals connive at violations of law, the evil becomes one of the first
magnitude and calls for drastic measures Of redress. This phase OF
the case, therefore, should be probed to the bottom. No guilty Off
cal should be allowed to escape.
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1Ho says the LEGISLATURE ~
w ioafns on the jos'" .aked
the head polisher. Here's
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would do SO. Private charity and public institutions alike rejected
the burden.
The argument Of justification in the matter is Of course obvious.
To accept children in such cases would be to encourage mothers to
sbandon their offspring. 1t is quite reasonable that a woman strong
enough to work ought to take care Of her children, or at least con-
tribute something to that end.
But such arguments are valid only against the mother. The
child was not to blame. A FIVE year-old boy, hardly more than a baby,
should not be turned out of an asylum solely because his unnatural
mother docs not make the weekly payments required.
Had George Melber been a grown thief, drunkard, bcggar or
rauper either law or charity would in some way have taken charge
Of him. Being a baby, with a weak mother, neither gave him shelter
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SAINT PATRICK'S FESTIVAL.

zS VAR ANY a generation has passed since the festival OF
CLSTN Saint Patrick was celebrated with 80 much OF
M\MA - unity and of hopefuness on the part Of all lrisa
men and women as was the case yesterday. BY the
WI " So processes of historic development the celebration OF
the day has become the expression Of a racial and
q patIon aspiration even more than a religious one, and now the
Irish race csn sec o the horizon OF the near future the dawning OF \
dy when Ireland shall have home rule and be, If not an independent
nation, at least a free and self-governed state.
In his message to the Irish of the United States, published yes
terday, John Redmond forecast not only home rule for Ireland, bu:
great democratic reforms for England, Scotland and Wales as well.
In his address at st. Patricks banquet in London he went even fur.
Their and predicted that through "the treaty of peace with Ireland
there would come for Great Britain and America a harmony OF purpose
that would make for the peace Of the world.
These are high sounding promises. yet not out of proportion to
the hopes inspired by the spirit of the day.
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WHEN OFFICIALS ARE GUILTY.

OBlN'S statements, or confessions, in connection
with the investigation of the Carnegie Trust Com
pany are clearly designed to benefit himself. There
fore they are to be accepted only SO far as they are
supported by other and less biased testimony. /.
seems, however, to be probable that the COMPANY
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In the World Almanac.

To the Editor OF The Evening World
Where could ! fnd "A list that will
tell me what three nations have the
largest battleships aioat?
A. n. ID
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The BrOWe Brothers
Hiram and LOerum
BY Irwin S. Cobb.

Copyright 1911. by The Is Publishing Co. uLeN New Ink World.
? NOTE" said Hiram, that III Americans who la beer captured Will
- taking part in h Mexican revolution are IN grave danger Of being M
i n these unfouunat youhs my heart goes ut IN sympathy"
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By Roy l.. MCCardcll.
Cupyrght, 1911, By Tie rreXs Publishing %.
THE New York Worid).

"A =::::;;s :; :,; q; !; : e., NJ; a. s.: =: !:
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CONSIDER THE A B

Of the evidence given in the trial Of Edith
Mclber at Albany for killing her five-year-old son
there comes a conviction not only of the mother
but of society itself. 1t appears the woman made
repeated efforts to get some asylum or orphanage
or society to take charge Of the child, but none
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G. O n f e S i MS
OF a NJ NJ a n
BY Helen Rowland
Different Brands of Love.
TRANSCRIPT =


7 AM In love s~gain-for the frst timei
In fact. every time Is tho first time" with me, because
l never strikes me twice in the same place. nor In the san
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-05-26

Miss Alma Hougan of Wilmot
was greeting Milbank friends
Wednesday.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-05-26

May - May %
NOTICE Of TINE AND PLACE APPOINT.
~ ED FOR PROVING WILL AND FOR
HEARING APPLICATION FOR THE
ISSUANCE OF LETTERS TESTAMENTARY.
COUNTY OF GRANT. within and for
SAID county.
In the matter of the estate of
FRANCES GAMBLE. deceased.
The state of South Dakota sends greeting to
Ann Robinson, William R. Robinson, A. F.
Robinson. Oecar c. Robinson, James A, Rob-
inson, Eva j. Kayser, Mary Gamble. Emma
Cochrane, Ross Gamble, David Gamble, Ray
Gamble. Ralph Gamble, Harry l.. Robinson.
Ernest Robinson. Belle Terhune. William C.
Gamble, Lynn Bryant, William Bryant. Nav
Ovens Richardson, Ernest Gamble. Maize
Robinson, Helen Howell Gamble. Mary r.
Fuller. Thad l.. Fuller, cemetery Association
OF Leon, Wisconsin, heirs and deyisees OF
Frances Gamble, deceased.
Pursuant to an order OF said court made
on the sth day Of May. 1911, notice is hereby
given that Saturday, the eth day OF Nav. 191i.
room Of SAID court. in the Farmers Bank Build.
ing, in the city OF Milbank, in the county OF
Grant, South Dakota, has been appointed as the
time and place for proving the Will of said
Frances Gamble, deceased, and for hearing the
Application of William X. Robinson, Thad l..
Fuller and George G. Middlebrook, and the is.
suance to them of Letters Parliamentary. when
and where any person interested may appear
and contest the same.
Dated at Milbank, South Dakota, this 9Th
day of May, 1871.
). s. LoCKHAET,
County Judge of said Court.
Seal of said eourt)
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-05-26

May 10 June >
NOTICE Fol HEARING PETITION FOR
~ LETTERS OF ADMINISTRATIONS.
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA, S. IN CoLMTY
lu the matter of the estate of
Lars p. Christensen. Deceased,
The State of South Dakota sends greeting
to the heirs and next of kin of Lars J.. Chrlaten-
son, deceased, and to all to whom these pres
epts shall come:
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That Jacob
Anton Christensen hae presented TO and filed
with the Judge of this Court, a petition praying
that Letters of administrator of the estate of
Lars p. Christensen, deceased, be issued to Haa-
gen Jacobson Of the City of Wilmot. in Roberts
County. South Dakota, and that Tuesday, the
9Th day of June, 1911, at the hour OF one O'Clock
in the afternoon ofsaid day, at the office of the
Judge of said Court, in the City of Milbank. in
said County of Grant, have been set as the time
aud place for hearing said petition, when and
where any person may appear and chow cause,
if any there be, why SAID petition should not be
granted.
Dated at Milbank, Grant County, South
Dakota, this nth day of May A. ID. 1911.
BY the court:
s. s. ~LoCKHART.
Attest: Judge of the County Cont
lseaI) John w. Llggett, CLERK.
Jao. A. Munro, Wilmot, $. Oak.
Attorney for Petitioner.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1911-05-26

Temperatures Tor thu Week Ending
Nay "a. 1911. At Nilbank
south DakOfa.
CH
|, 7. PARTRIDGE, Observer.

See McCollum & Thirsk's hosi-
cry adj IN another column.
Billy Baxter is building a large
addition to his house on the farm
north of town.
Mrs. VIM. Upsal, of Sisseton,
is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Malsed.
Rev. E. B. TreFethren, who
was the Congregational minister
at Albee and Revillo at one time
and recently had been at Wau.
bay, has assumed charge of a
church at Ups wich.
George Mitchell is enjoying a
visit from his brother Willard
Mitchell, who with his wife and
a neice came last week from
their home in Ionia, Mich. Mr..
Mitchell was out here some
seven years ago, and says he
notices considerable improve.
ment in the city, He says that
the crop prospects in Michigan
both for grain and fruit are so
far excellent, though many of
the fruit trees we're quite badly
injured last year by the late
frost.