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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
ROYAL PARADE Is GORGEOUS.
CONTINUED from page one.)

of march cost from $40O to $1,000
for the lest views.
The King and Queen rode in the
great landeau which was speciality
built for the royal progress of King
Edward and Queen TleXandra-a
progress that was never made, owing
to the delicate health of Edward. Un-
like the old state coach which was
used yesterday in the procession to
the Abbey, the landeau can be open
ed fully and permit the spectators
a good view of the King and Queen.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
FIFTY POISONED FROM
EATING ICE CREAM

Redlands, Calf, June 23.-Pois-
oned by eating ice cream at Sunday
school picnic of the First Congrega-
tional church, so persons here today
are under the care of physicians.
Mrs. F. E. Wynn, her four children
and little Mildred and Muriel Cubias
are critically ILL.,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
Paid Lady Teacher.

Miss Grace A. Gillian has just been
elected to the principalship of the
Pilot Rock schools at a salary of 500
per month. This is the highest salary
paid any lady teacher in Umatilla
county. Miss Gillian has taught in
this county for a number of years and
her work is very successful.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
Pacific Turncrbund.

Los Angeles, Cal, June 23,-Lead-
ing Germans from all over the coast
and from as far east as Denver are
pouring into Los Angeles today to
participate in the Pacific circuit of
the North American Turnerbund,
which opens this afternoon with a
reception. A sangerfest will be held
this evening, gymnastic contests to-
morrow and athletic events on sun
day,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
100 Acres of Corn Seeded,

Goldendale, Wash.-Murdock Nc
donald, a farmer and stockman of
eastern Klickitat county, Washing
ton. has planted 100 acres of field
corn on his ranch near Roosevelt.
This is the first large trace of corn
that has ever been planted in east
ern Klickitat and is in the nature of
an experiment.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23

The house of quality. Good pro-
gram for Fridays change:
"a Close Call" American drama.
The feature of this play is a very ex-
citing rescue. The story runs as fol-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
'EWSY NOTES
OF PENDLETON
indian Goes Crazy.

Indian Goes Crazy.
According to a telephone message
from the agency this morning George
Marshall, the we'll known Indian, has
lost his reason and is at large. The
local officers were asked to be on the
lookout for him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
"Iet Georpe Do It."

When you want an express wagon
quick, phone to Geo. Stangier at
Gritman Bros, Main 511. Your phone
order will receive prompt attention.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23

A pebble held in the mouth will
ease thirst. we are told, but the man
who has rocks in his pocket still in
sists on INVESTING it in schooners.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-23
Cooked Food Sale.

The ladies of the Presbyterian
church will hold another cooked food
sale at The Peoples Warehouse to-
morrow.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
By EDNA BLAKEMAN
Copyright by American Press Asso-
citation. 1911.

Did you lock the pantry door?" ask
ed Mrs. Bradbury from her position
halfway up the stairs.
Bradbury turned with muttered
exclamation and tramped back to the
kitchen. where he ratified the pantry
door viciously. II knew had locked
it," he said in an injured tone as they
took up the line of march for the sec.
ond floor.
Once more Mrs. Bradbury paused
and hesitated. ~ can't remember
whether l closed that window in the
living room. You know. | opened it
for a breath of fresh air and. Joe, do
you mind going back and trying it?''
she added persuasively.
Mr.. Bradbury seriously objected.
Mrs. Bradbury passed him with up
lifted chin and sailed down the stairs
Her husband sat down on the landing
and yawned drearily.
When she returned he awaited her
coming with portentous frown creas-
ing his handsome brow.
Heard you trying the pantry door
again-for the third or fourth time
since we started upstairs. You tried
the living room windows for the fourth
time and the parlor for the third time"
81 feel much more relieved in mind
after I've tried them several times"
said Louise amiably. Let me pass
there's a good boy, thanks. You know
always let Bridget lock the kitchen,
only tonight she's out, and wanted to
make sure everything was all right"
Dear" said his wife seriously, you
are so very clever, don't you believe
you might invent burglar alarm, one
that would prevent any one from en-
tering the house at nightr'
'Tll try. my love-" promised Brad
bury, rumpling his head in perplexity.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
A Modern Shipwreck.

In an account of the wreck of the
sailing ship Carnarvon Bay on King
island, Australia. it is related that
when the vessel. struck the captain
calmly took a cigar from his pocket
bit the end off and lit it before order
ing the boats to be launched Even
this display of lack of fear did not en-
tirely prevent some degree of panic
among the men. however. and seven
men pushed off in the port lifeboat,
leaving twenty-five TO scramble into
the starboard boat. In spite of the
captains orders the men in the port
boat refused to come alongside, and
those in the starboard boat shouted
that if they did not put off the masts
would fall on them. Instead of hurry
ing to the boat the captain strolled to
his cabin and collected his papers.
After he had entered the boat he
transferred five men to the port boat
and made for Tasmania, 100 miles
away. He and the mates steered in
turn, while the men bailed with empty
biscuit tins, and forty eight hours later
both boats reached land.-Chicago
News.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
Oddities of Cecil Rhodes.

He possessed few intimate friends,
and not even to all of them did he dis
close his hand. Mere acquaintance
disliked his moody silences, varied
with fits of rather boisterous fun.
They considered him exclusive, mo-
rose, rough and overbearing. And it
must be admitted that he was a good
hater. violent when thwarted and at
times blunt to the point of rudeness.
1t is difficult to be sufficiently uncon-
ventional to shock a mining camp, but
he shocked it. In dress he was almost
disreputable. He seldom took pains to
ingratiate himself with any one, and
a man who too openly scorns his fell
lows must expect to suffer social os-
tracism and to have his character ira
duced. 1t would be idle to deny that
for a time there were unfavorabe ru-
mors in circulation regarding him or
that he was in many circles unpop-
ular. But. like Gallo, he "cared for
none of those things."-Sir Lewis Mich
ell
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
500 REWARD, 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all it's stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known
to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires
a constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation of the disease,
and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and as
sisting nature In doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith In its
curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t
fails to cure. Send for list Of testi-
monials.
Address;
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constr
patton.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
An Eccentric Rishop.

Bishop Wilson of Calcutta had as
housekeeper venerable lady who re-
membered the duel between Sir Philip
Francis and Warren Hastings ON Aug.
II, 1880. On entering the cathedral on
Sunday morning, fully robed, lawn
sleeves and all, and passing the pew
where the old lady sat he would pause
and give her the kiss of peace" before
all the congregation, and this although
he had met her at breakfast.
His sermons, too, were racy. Preach
ing against dishonesty. especially in
horsefesh, as one of the great English
failings in India, he went on, Nor are
we, servants of the altar, free from
yielding to this temptation" Pointing
to the occupant of the reading desk be-
low him. There is my dear and ven
cradle brother, the archdeacon, down
there He is an instance of it. He
once sold me horse. 1t was unsound.
4 was a stranger, and he took me
in"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
KILLS SWEETHEART
then ENDS Own life

Baltimore, Jan. 21.-Following an ar
gument and a lovers quarrel, Herman
Ensor, local railroad man, drew
revolver and sent a bullet into the
brain of Miss Matte Handlan, kill
ing her instantly. Turning the weap-
on on himself, Ensor inflicted fatal
wound, dying within an hour. The
tragedy happened on crowded
street.
Endsor had been accused by Miss
Handlan, to whom he was to be mar
ried in June, of being in a restaurant
with a young woman. He denied
that this was true and accused his
sweetheart of jealousy. She broke
off her engagement and following her
refusal to renew it, the tragedy took
place.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

1.-THE mythical Madame Seera-or
Madame Vashti, or whatever highfalutin
name she calls herself by-then falls
back on the good old Indian control
the standard refuge of all mediums
when their baby talk is squelched
LET us see what happens to Seera as
an Indian.
| I'm Mohawk, the Indian comes in
deep, gutteral tones from the lips of
the medium, after she has thrown
several more fits. L come from happy
hunting grounds. Mohawk don't like
being called from hunting grounds.
Mohawk happy there. But now Mo-
hawk here. Mohawk answer ques-
lions. Who called Mohawk
This is the cue for the visitor to
ask advice or any question he desires.
If he asks about stocks he will find
that Mohawk displays a wonderful
knowledge of Wall Street, but if he
persists in requests for explicit ad-
vice, he will get something like this:
Mohawk says don't hurry. Mo-
hawk examine trail, see signs, consult
great Medicine Man. Mohawk think
best consult others in happy hunting
grounds. Then Mohawk tell next
time-next week, mebbe-whether
better, buy or sell stocks. Mohawk
tired now
Then if you are credulous enough
to pay a second visit for Mohawk's
advice you will get something more
definite, but you will first have to ex-
plain to the medium herself how much
money you have and how you want to
invest it. The medium, of course, gets
a rake-off from the broker she recon-
mends in addition to her fee from the
visitor, and as she usually works them
in pairs advising one client to buy
a certain stock, and another to sell
the same stock, she cannot lose, as
one of the suckers Is sure to win;
or, as happens quite frequently, the
medium or the broker has worthless
stock to sell outright"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
Scientist Who Couldn't Light a Fire.

Lord Kelvin, like Lord Morley, once
amused Scottish audience with dis
play of ignorance. At lecture in Ed
inburgh, with Lord Kelvin in the chair,
the Duke of Argyll was taken sudden
ly i'll. when the aged peer was car
ried down to one of the anterooms,"
said local paper. lone of the first
things to be thought of was the light
ing of a fire, and this task was tackled
by the dukes host, Lord Kelvin. But
instead of placing some paper in the
CRATE and some wood on that in the
orthodox manner he amazed the on
lockers by desperate efforts to kindle
handful of sticks at a gas burner.
Ordinary mortals may be pardoned for
taking some satisfaction in the fact
that even so great philosopher as
Lord Kelvin did not know how to light
q fire"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
MONEY BACK
on That Basis The Owl Drug Store
Will Sell You Bottle of Partisan
a. Sage Hair Grower.

Hair must have nourishment or die.
II it does not have proper nourish-
ment it will lose it's vitality, grow
weak, and become an easy prey to the
ravages of the vicious germs OF dan
druff.
Partisan Sage is a hair nourisher;
it is the result of sincere study ana
experiment by one of the worid
leading scientists.
lit should be used regularly as
ahir dressing by everyone with healthy
hair. because it never fails to prevent
dandruff, falling hair, or any SCALP
disease.
But Partisan Sage is not only pre-
ventive 1t is a certain cure for dan
druff. It stops itching of the scalp in
stantly: it makes hair grow thick ant
b,xurant. It is especially in demand
nv ladies', because it makes the hal
beautiful, soft and fluffy. 1t is sol'
nv The owl Drug Store and druggist
everywhere, under a positive guaran
tee to do all that is claimed for it, O
money back.
Mail orders filed, charges prepaid
by the American makers, the Girou'
Mfg. Co, Buffalo, N. Y. The girl VIII
Auburn hair is on every package.
. ~
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

81 might as well put in my spare time
trying to invent something. Perhaps
/ can make go of it,
"Will you put it on the market,
Joe?" she asked, running a comb
through her golden hair.
Certainly"
"What are you going to call it? 1t
will have to have a name"
81 shall call it 'Bradbury's Burglar
Alarm said the inventor after some
thought
"Call it The Bradbury Burglar
Alarm It's ever so much better
sounding" urged Louise, flinging a
golden braid over her shoulder.
"Nothing the matter with that Ell
Their" assented Mr.. Bradbury, jotting
1t down in his notebook.
Many weeks ensued before any men,
ton was made of the burglar alarm.
In the meantime Joseph Bradbury each
night followed his wife from window
to window of their little home trying
each catch and lock after she had
fastened it and then waiting patiently
afterward while she once more made
the rounds.
As time went on Mr.. Bradbury spent
much time of evenings at his own
especial desk in the corner sketching
plans and making abstruse calcula-
lions on scraps of paper.
One Thursday night Mr.. Bradbury
hurried home from the office at 8
O'Clock. He came out on the trolley,
and with him he carried shabby
leather suit case which hung heavily
from one hand.
"What have you got, dearT' Mrs.
Bradbury kissed her husband and look
| ed curiously at the suit case. sa
"Anybody around?" asked Bradbury
cautiously.
mot soul. Bridgets afternoon and
evening, of course"
Bradbury knelt down before the case
and opened IT, within was tangle
Of wires and rods and bolts. i've
got itr' he whispered.
"What is it?" She leaned over the
suit case, her pretty, face puckered
with curiosity and impatience.
1.-THE bradbury Burglar Alarm" an
nounced the inventor proudly.
"Then you did invent til" she, squeal
ed joyfully.
"Sure did. Now. I've made arrange
ments with the electric light plant t
run a. line down from their feed wire
1t VIII connect with this and this ant
this" displaying the tangle Of SILK GOV
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
TAFT TAKES A HAND
IN THE GOLF ROW.

Chicago, Jan. 21.-Although not
present in person, President Taft is
the leading spirit in the movement
for liberty, which, it is likely, will re-
ceiye the endorsement of the Western
Golf Association at its annual meet
ing today. The president of the ma
ton. as an enthusiastic golfer, has
come out firmly against the narrow
restrictions imposed by the Scottish
committee, and, in an open letter
has said SO in so many words.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

"The medium sinks back in her
chair as though completely overcome.
She signs deeply. Then she suddenly
straightens up, and, if she is as good
as the average actress under such cir
cumstances, she emits several child
ish chuckles and talks in baby talk
like this:
"'Dood eevnin'. rs little Baby
Ruth. Is come from the most booful
land, everything white and gold, where
Everyone is happy. rs happy, but rs
hungry, too. wants some spirit can
dy. But there's no dood, kind, old
man to buy me any spirit candy. Oh,
yes, here's a nice old man who may
buy Baby Ruth spirit candy! is go
ing to sit on the dood gentleman S
knee and beg for spirit candy.
This is the cue for the medium to
try and sit on the knees of her victim.
OF course, the lady is supposed to be
under the influence of her control,
Baby Ruth, and is personally oblivious
to all that may be going on. In case
the genuine seeker after truth repeis
such advances, the medium returns to
her seat and in baby talk continues:
"sOh, the nice old gentleman isn't
kind to little Baby Ruth! Baby Ruth
doesn't like him any more. He's hor-
rid, so she's going away, she's going
away, back 10 the land where every
thing is bright and sunshine and good.
Dood-by-dood-by, and with voice
growing fainter and fainter, the spirit
of BABY Ruth departs, while the me-
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
Rocky Road to a Title.

docs Marie expect to marry the
count?"
mot Immediately. There are three
questions to be settled first"
"What are they?
"He must prove that he is a count"
"Well, that would settle it. wouldn't
it?"
"No. He must also prove that he
isn't married"
"Well!"
"Then he must prove that he wants
TO marry Marie. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
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Dealers in Desti,1ies


Roy L. McCardell exposes fortune
tellers in an article headed Dealers
in Destinies" in Hampton's Magazine
Here is his description of typical
medium" and scene in her studio:
Madame Seera, blonde, unkempt
standing beneath the gaslight of the
poorly furnished back parlor of her
second-class boarding house, brushes
back an unkempt yellow lock and
looks at an elderly gentleman with
thin, gray hair, and lean and anXi-
Gus expression, clad in garb of deepest
black. Then she gazes at SIS bill
which her visitor has just given her.
iii see what | can do Tor $5,' she
blinks. But sometimes my control
don't work very well, and | have to
stop in the middle of seance just be-
cause little Baby Ruth gets cantanker-
Gus and says l didn't buy her any spir-
1t candy. If you want real results,
something that will satisfy you, I'd
really oughter have ten"
but your advertisements all say
ST. protests the elderly gentleman.
However, as this is only an expert
ment l am taking tonight l am willing
to pay whatever you ask. If it is true,
no sum of money can be great enough
to keep me from my loved ones; and
if 1t is fraud, few dollars more or
less will not serve to hide that fact
from me-
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
The Secret of Health.

A physician informs us that the best
cure for sickness is to keep well.
Some way or other this had long been
suspected, and it is n joy to have 1t
confirmed by expert authority.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
Had an Attachment.

Agent-Madam. have you a pianof
Housewife Agent-I am selling
an attachment which 1 am sure
Housewife-We have one. Agent
What make is it? Housewife-Sher-
iffs.-Cleveland Leader.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
Not Needed Below.

''This is funny ship"
"How SOP
"They have no clock in the cabin"
"Oh, mol But they always keep a
watch on, the deck."-Stray Stories.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

'As her visitor seats himself in the
darkened room Madame Seera reclines
in the large easy chair and breathes
heavily.
"1'n see which control comes first,
she explains. You know | only have
two controls now, the spirit Of little
Baby Ruth, sweet child who passed
out when she was only 5 years old,
and that of Mohawk, the Indian, who
was Sioux brave killed at the Battle
of Wounded Knee. Baby Ruth is
playful and childish, and always plays
pranks, but you won't mind her, will
YOU?
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21
Craftsmanship.

what is the most valuable knowl-
edge that a statesman can acquireP'
"The knowledge" replied Senator
Sorghum "of when to change his
mind. Star.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

Nature makes the locust with an
appetite for crops; man would have
made him an appetite for sand.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

He that is ungrateful has no fault
but one. All other crimes may pass
for virtues in him.--Young.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-01-21

dunn shudders, and endures physical
commissions supposed to be due to the
passing of the spirit of the angel child
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-09-14
NowINY.z AMERYKI
- g -

LEAVENWORTH KAS.
Playa ,zczur6w, kt6ra cd CA
81 d1uzszego nawiedza sy-
pialnie zolnierzy " Leaven-
worth, stale. sic: dokuczliwa
W najwyzszym stopniu. Daw.
niej zolnierze trzymali psy i
koty, kt6re istotni6" p}oszy-
~ szczury; pred rokiem je-
dnakowoz generalq Funston
.rozporzadzil ,azebyz fortu: u
sunieto wszystkieapsy j koty
2 powodu w5cieklizny tych
zwierzat, . Cd tego czasu
szczury tax sic rozmnozy}v
10 rady = mimi da6 sobie
ME molina. Istnieje: plan u
rzadzania cd czasu ~polowania
z nagonka". 80
r .- 49, -. .-rra .
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-09-14
,~,Osobisty" pierScionek.

Najnowsza moda, ME ma
wprawdzietjeszcze zarzut6w
przeciwko noszeniu pier
scionk6w, wymaga iednak,
azeby ,kazda,, szanujaca" sic
a elegancka DANA, obok in
: nych pier6ciouk6w nosila tax
zwwany ,,osobisty" pier6cio-
mex.
Musi to bye pier6cionek W
uajmodniejszym stylu, a spo
rzadzony umyslnie tylko. ola
danny, kt6ra go ma nosi6, ja-
ko:.> .unikat:: Szczegolniejsza
jego ozdoba mole bye z}oty
emaliowany kolorami kwia.
tex, ulubiony W naturze, mo.
re bye jaki kamie6, W szcze-
g6lniejs4y spos6b oprawny,
moze bye jaka6 maska W mi
niaturze, kamea, lub tym po-
dobne pred miotv.
"Osobisty" pier6cionek, ME
mole mice sobie podobnego
II. must bye zrobiony W jed
nym jedynynl ola kzdej da.
my egzemp|arzu, DO W pre-
ciwnym razie, przesta}by bye
,,osobistym,"
w czasie ceremonialnych
odwiedzia ME ubieraja juz
:modne danny zadnych bry.
lant6w,: ale tylko kolorowe
kamienie j perfy. Kosztow.
nosci ozdobione brylantami
- r-H'.> 49,
wy}aczono tez z popo}udnio:.
wych przyjec jaki W czasie
odwiedzin u dobrych przyja-
ci6l, r6wniez W czasie poufa-
lych sniada6. Okazuja sic
tylko ma wspania1ych wie-
czornych przyjeciach do well
kich toalet ma galowych O.:
biadach i operach; W tych
razach nosi sic ich lyle, lie
sic posiada we fryzurze, na
szyi, ma piersiach, ma palcach
i gdzie tylko sic pragnie..
80 - J,rr.EN. @- @
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-09-14
Me potrzebuje przestac
piracy. :.

Jesli VASE lekars nakaze wan.
przesta6 pracowad, wahac,e sic
,,Ja ME moge wan powiedzlet.
Wy wievie ie6cie slabi, zrajnowa
nj isupadaoie IA zdvowiu.z dnia ma
dzieh, leoz musiole prscowat do
pdki wan sits starozy. Czego po"i
trzebujecie. to; jest Electric Bltters.
ma wzmocnienie i odiywienle sys~
temu dc od6wieienia i odbudoxa-
MIA. Me badzcie s}aDi, chorowici
j o,erpi4oy skoro Electric Bltters
.oedx,e Lai was korEYstnem oil
dawki. Tysi4ce je blo~
gosiawi9 "a lch doskonale zdro vie
i sile. spr6bujcie. KaIda butel-
ka jest Rwarantowana "a zadawal-
n,ajaoa. Tylko 500 " apiece NJ
j. Aowalewssiego.