Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-05-19

are always raising money to help dis
tress away off somewhere, and who
regularly abuse the people for lack OF
enthusiasm.
About the worst use you can make
fumery on her.
A preacher enjoys being called
doctor" as much as a justice OF the
peace enjoys being called Judge"
A man has the best OF a woman I'm
one particular; If he wants to, he can
always get married.
"Ili think it over" is another way
of saying you don't want to do it.
If you accomplish anything, you must
do it in spite of the critics.
Women can wait more patiently than
men.
Don't be afraid to change your min
How old-blooded some people are
when they inquire: What is there
in it?
The average cross man is q sick man.
A very young boy trying to whistle,
reminds me of a very young rooster
trying to crow.
1t is difficult for a man to tell the
truth and his side of the story at the
same time.
1t is said a certain woman Is SO cold
that she rusts the pins in her clothes.
One of the most serious things in life
is to offend a friend. There are so few
who are kind and considerate Of your
feelings, that you should not offend
them. Someone has been your admirer
for years. IL you offend him. it cuts
deep, and he mourns in secret. Don't
do 1t. Be as good to people generally
as o can, but above everything else,
be considerable n a~ppreciative OF
your friends
Every hour in this big wide world,
some man is married who never said
outright to the girl beside him, "will
you marry me?"
Some people are thrifty, and others
are shiftless. There does not seem to
be any help for 1t.
A strain of worthless blood will not
run out in 10 generations, While a
strain of good blood is liable to run
out in a single generation.
If you behave yourself, your territory
constantly increases.
Lots OF things go on that you don't
know about.
The ushers at a theater always beg
off when there is a lecture.
If you don't get along with an &C
quaintance, don't try TO reconcile your
differences; keep away
When there Is a bad accident, the
first thing the coroner does is to go
through the pockets of the man respon-
sible for it, to see IL a bottle can be
found.
No one ever fooled the people with
false teeth.
How willingly the world imposes on
an Easy Mark!
A bluff la a tendency to run out,
and every so often it is necessary to
renew it.
When you maxi a request TO q rail
road man, and he says he will take it
up" he is going TO give you a chance
to forget 1t.
II you want to be popular, don't ask
for sympathy, give it.
No woman should laugh at a joke on
ler husband.
Men SO often say: IT'S turning out
Just as i said"
Don't let a book agent decide your
literary taste.
Children are scolded for being pig
| gish about taking the biggest, but their
| parents are lust as bad.
II is not enough to admit that YOU
are a fool; you try to get over il.
When gume was plentiful, guns were
muZZle-loaders Int hint-locks. Now
that there Is no game, what beautiful
repeating shotguns and rifles we have.
When / was a boy the most terrible
| thing ever known in our country COM
.nunity was called Jake wagner's
Sin" One day my father, when In the
| woods, a bitten by a ra~ttlesnakc.
Jake Wagner was a very religious man
and when he heard OF the snake biting
my father he said: why I'm thunder
didn't he soak 1t In mud"
The average woman is permitted to
believe that 1t is her business to look
after the higher life, leaving nan TO
oIk after the lower life.