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in oas Uleer Der gergangsnbsit oeTun.
ten uno iieben mir geamtsu nun bier,
um liber uniere 6aHblungsn i'm 2oufs
nesielben gu beridten.
gDie Die Iindn3 sgeumten, Re fiilIe
aud ih mid perpfIih;.t, msinen ge.
r!tt su untsrbrsiten.
SioIs fbldet msiu 5ers, tptnn id
ouf cus perflofsne 5abr suriidblids.
% itno nur freubige grinneruns.n,
Die es in mir tpedt, bsnn bas rerflois
itne Sabr bat nur Guiss fiir ben
Werein esbrdht.
GG mohte Is fpohl an Sieier Sierle
atbuten eriheinen. ,inen ,ursen Rid
blid gu fperfen auf bic Gsihiats oes
9sreins. anf feline gniitebung uno
prinsipien, ouf feline bis6sriae sbG.
tistsit uno feline 8erbisnite I'M oas
Gemeinpobl.
aIlsin al.s biss it5si fritertn ges
lsgenheiten fhcn pisrrhoIt be!euhte.
fporoen uno oarum 10 oagsmsin be.
fonnt, oob mir uns esnes ioId3sn Rid
bIides bier entbaltsn t0nnen.
Ultt beionoerem Stolse, nit arofer
Genustbuung unS gtirieoiauna earf
nnler Uerein immerbin auf feline lang.
Idbriee 8erganaenb.it suriiditausn,
ntnn sr bat Ddbreno oieTer lanaen
Netbe Don sSabrsn nihi nur beitduosn,
fonbern sr in. ipie Elm s.funosr gaum
auf gelunosm gooen. itets geipatien
uno geoishsn.
Gin Bid tn unl.rt giit.r seiat, baB
mir I'm adufe o.s Sdbres 10 attip.
Wsli9lisoer 9ttnonnen hdben, 70 ban
Jtst bic 3uhI Der Wiitglieher auf 240
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falisisn. rp1rsn iehr erirsulict. W0ae
Der eifer nnb Jlsib esrf.lben nihs
natlnifen uno lie aud iernerRR oars
yioh tr1httn, oas WohI ess 9treias
5u forntrn.
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ireuoia lhoorten. llnD 10 tdmpfsn
mir felt sSlbresfriii iurhtlos uno treu
fur bte ptrfCnlihe 1rsibeit unb fir bas
Wcbl unisrss neueR 4bopiip. Batter.
Idnbss.
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pereinie Strait gum ,3isle fiibrt, bat iich
Der 9aptriffe llnieritiibunsspers;n
rstiSeitis Dem Dsutihs s4meriianiihsn
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rsiniamer arsussug nQsr lib.rdIsn
Glsmenis gtssn Wudsrei unb Janatiss
mus unssrnommsn uuros. 1ab mir
ben Sisg srrinstn m0ssn. oasDnlts
Octs.
Mit Wsrgniissn i6aus ih duf unfers
GtIt!ifteiisn surisd. Dab unisr Uers
ein burdb bieislkn ale onberer iibers
fliiaels bat. bafiir lssi Der sablrsife
Dfun. neifen iih uni.rs Gsitt su er.
frtuen hnittn. bas bette 3suanib
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IN Mnbetr1dt Der esbriidisn 3titen in
jtber 1sSiebuns Elm sroBrriiatr er.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-10-11
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-10-11
@okal.Derid)t
1ageriider Aatera.s Derein.
Die nenermdbltem Seamtem gc=
tern In feierlitbcr Wciic
initallirt.
Mapor 0hipab, aoHSnl Ir. =.
w'eSser nHo tt. u. @spraeniteru
ale Gbreagafte aa,psieuo.

Die geitrlgs r.geImdBig. gsrIdmms
lung bes gdperiihsn llntsritiibunasz
Uereins. Die unter benz 8oriib oes
5errn abam Ssnoslbah uno Der
Shriftfilrung tes 6srrn Tan. su
gsnbishl iiat:fdHb, eeItaIiett iih 3u ii.
nsr oubsrit intsrehantsn, inDsm nit
esrisltsn Die Ginfiihruna Der nsuen
pedmien osrbunben uno fir nisie ges
Itsenhtit BON sinsm oasI srHannien
4usitufe cine bubble 5eisr arr1ngirt
trorben mar.
3nnahfi puroe an bier erirantte
Tlitalieosr bic iibIihe llnteritiibuna i'm
Bstrdge BON $27 auastpieisn, uorduf
auf 4nirag. um bic 8sihdfssoerIdmm.
lung nitt 81 iebr in bic qdnos ALL sies
ben. cine Rsite GiaIaoun9sn su Der.
einsfeitIihttiten bis 3ur Hdtitsn Qers
iammIung suriidg,legt purosn. Serr
Jobn Mousbdrbi, 1eIeaat sum Gtaots
nerbono, modte aui oi. gozleiuna bes
Germ Nuoolpb Gr0nau am IS. b. Ul.
aufmertidm uno e. purbs infolgebelien
cine blbfde an3abl 3idsts obaeiset.
lem ausihuiIs, psltsr cine 6dne
fur osn oissldbrigsn Bah auspdhIsn
iou, fpuree tpeitere 5riit bis our ndt.
Fen BeridmmluRa aeaeben.
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21
REMARKABLE SERMONS.



Were Models Of Brsvify.
Sermons are not % lengthy as they
u@ed 10 De. and ODg eeidOm eees hi the
e9mie prlufs tbe JOKE. W familiar 10
oehef times, wherein tbe minister was
cllidco for biz ''foufieenthig" remark.
Nhleh was supposed % mark . period
81 his sermon somewhat toward its
ei0sc.
n - said that Thomas Hooker
ftongbt hls duty IN performed n his
sefmOD din not consume three hours
Once II Is rented thaf TIE famous ii.
wins dld arllyer really short ser.
mon preaching exactly fifteen min.
uies Iie SAT down. but nfter brief
fesf Wis up and at u again for two
b0urs more. Every one Of cranmers
sermons was Q small volume IN itself.
anu Hunyan. Calvin. Baxter ara Knox
are az said 70 have been only a little
more iDereiful % fheir hearers
IN striking contrast 70 these long
winded dlacouroes may be nentioned
some ataruinRy brief sermons Of late
gears Perhaps the shortest Of all was
that delivered by a clergyman at
Orean Grove. n. J.. who. after an
no0ncing his text. impfceslvely sur.
Esyeo bis congregation and then said:
Don't worry; rs wicked" lie then
at down
A. would Be di1Icult 10 exceed this
- breyity md effectiveness. but
north of England vicar IN the last cen.
tpfy closely Appropriated H. He gave
out the text. "0od - loved the wOrldr
etc. 70 which be added this obscrya.
iion,
my friends. ga ! speak 40 hour
couldn't make that message any
plpiner fh JUST leave II with you"
Another example of brief but *.
fraordiunfilY cnfcflve sermon was fur
tlehen 81 nn nged ana feeble clergy
mnD 10 Ohio. ne bad been requested
- deliver o charity addreas 90 hehnlf
of orphan children. but bis strength
Was unequal % fhc task lt was there
fplp nn lusplraiioH indeed that moved
bin 10 stretch fbfn one feeble arn
IL - dlnviiou u fbe little uuforfu
paiea eifline neat the pulpit aud 10
tkclalm with % little pathoa. "whence
siell We nnd bread thai these may
tafr
- Impressed waa fhc congregation
ltui zoe rplecllpn was lhe lnreest ever
faAfn in thaf Ylfinlly chHago Rec.
ofd Herald
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

The mum reached is highest point IN
the reign Of Louis Ky. Then fashion
declared for a cloth nun instead or
fur, ana the furriers made a great up-
roar Finally some lneenioue merchant
brlbed the headsman 70 carry a cloth
nun - execution day. yhe women
shrank from sucb association. and the
fur won the day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

Robert Barclay Aiiardice. Scotch
cnpinin IN ibe British army. who was
born 10 l77D md died IN 1854. was a
noted pedeatfinn. At the age Of lfteen
be walked SIX mites within an nour-
when be was twenty be covered 100
miles on foot in two days. and to June.
1901. IN excessively not weather ne
walked 200 niles in i've days. His
most sufprsing performance was wnliF-
ine 100 miles IN 1000 successive
hours A hair million dollars was
gsaked on the result
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

This is d recipe FOR the very best
spot remover you ever tried:
Two ounces Of CASTLE soap shaved
nne ana two quarts Of pure soft water.
Boil tiii soap Is thoroughly dissolved
strain aud cool. When cool ada one
ounce sulpburIc ether ana two ounces
d wood alcohol. Shake 1t well and
Keep cOrked.
u - now ready for use and viii 70
move spola aud sraius from your cloth.
ing Ike magic. especially woolen gar.
menta National Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21
GOOD ROADS AID EDUCATION
How Future Of Twelve Children Was
Directly Where They
Travelled and Why.

What does 2 good road rean to a
rural school? What does good road
mean 10 a rural community soclalIyg
A certain township In southeast
Kansas saw fit TO construct two miles
g rock road. from a small town south
through a rurel school district says
the Kansas Induslriallst. Six children
Of school age lived on farms adjacent
TO the rock road. and six on the same
length Of earth road IA the west part
Of the school district The earth road
was in poor condition most OF si,e
time.
The childreL on the good road went
70 city schools. walking most OF the
time. The children on the almost in.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

passaDle road went 10 a rural acncui
At that time the instruction in the
town school was not any better than
the rural school. in the common
branches. The city school was not
what II ought to have been. The rural
school was noted fot It's excellent in
structors.
TWO OF the children living on the
rock road ere now sophomores In agri.
cultural colleges. two are seniors in
high school. and two are freshmen IN
high schools. All Of them are inter
ested in agriculture, will graduate from
agricultural courses. and return to the
farm.
Two children living adjacent to the
earth road finished the rural school.
Their interest in education was bal
anced against the almost impassable
condition Of the road the greater part
Of the school year. Now they are
hardly average farmers. Forr became
discouraged and quit the rural school
before they were graduated. Three
Of them are day laborers IN a nearby
town. The fourth is owner Of a small
restaurant IN the same town.
The children Of the rock road walked
TO church. Sunday school and lee
lures. and attended the social events
iu town and in the country adjacent
to the rock road.
II hardly seems possible that a
stretch OF two to four miles OF moor
road would make such a difference IN
ones life, does tt? But Il did.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

Jones Has Tried Various Things, IN
csuding matrlmony. and Has Not
Yet Done Paying.

How much did It cost you to get
your educationgr asked jones.
Well" said Smith. Tets sec. My
primary education was cheap-say.
$500. Ny secondary training was
about twice as much, while my college
course amounted 70 something like a
thousand year. or four thousand In
all. Then I had three years at a
technical school. at about the same
rate-so an In all my education
came to about $500. or $1,000 at the
outside What do you figure yours
cost?"
Wei" replied Jones. renectvely.
4 guess mine was rather more er-
pensive. ! went through college. but
! didn't have any technical training.
Up to that point we are about saual.
Then ! went west and got Interested
In gold mine That Bit Of knowledge
cost considerable. Next tried stock
raising. and found that a pretty sx-
pensive school Before was finally
graduated from that took hand AZ
the theatrical business. and learned a
lot at fairly high rates. There was a
little girl IN the company. though.
seemed to think hadn't got al the
knowledge that was coming to ne 30
she put me in the matrimonial school
Not having graduated from that yet.
can't give any final figures, but
can tell YOU this: he higher up you
get the more It costs After while
the kids came along. and they taught
me q whole heap. bat the bills we're
nigh For twenty years or SO / wor-
ried along on this kind OF schooling.
md then my eldest girl got married
Ter husband thought he'd like to try
arminel and learned a lot about that
n the next few years. at the cost OF
bout $1,000 a year Tken pretty soon
hey had a couple Of kids. and what
~ own children ain't taught me they
Id The fact is-fIey. there. where
ne you going2 I've only just begun
Q ten you about my education"
But already Smith was far down
he street with bis fingers IN his ears,
eeing as though from the wrath to
ome.-Success Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21
stariIna aadly.

Look here" exclaimed young Mr..
Cotter Tartar, in desperation. is this
or Is it not a wedding tour?'
Why Of COURSE. snapped vounr
Mrs G. T. IT'S our wedding tour
What on earth did you think Il
wasp
Wen. I'm beginning to think it's
lecture tour. Now cut Il out, see7''-.4
Toledo Blade.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21
PRINCESS VICTORIA LOUISE, MIsEHs oNLY DAUGHTER.

y MPEROR WILLIAM Of Germany saying
HT daughter the may marry the man
@ she loves This is taken by he unntiated
may wed cook king she I 5 well known
those who follow royalty the m ever should fail
IN love With any Of lower title OF prince mperin
Iepa would shut her UP her pretty pink
"n until such time as the girl things
psaeea There some talk the ay queen
England arriving there by the Young Prince Of
Wales being the other party the plan Wales only years
ana The princess nineteen disparity in marriage ~
statel The princess IS credited sensible eari
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

teliers NJ tne divlslon iODDy door saw
lhc Al 4. 10 question. ana ais vote
was recorded The Day afterward It
wns discovered that the number OF
sofes recorded by she division clerks
'ras one short Of the number given
" The feliers, II was afterwaru
found Ihat az the time the division
was fnken the N. L.. bad breathed bis
last. -i0udon Mail
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

= nin going to ask your father for
your hand"
-Oh. that VII be ioyeiyI@
"fou ufe giadY'
"Dclirhiedl ! VIII cali and bring
yon flowers every onS until yon are
able 20 be on again have neser
eeen ihe inside OF a hospital" Hons
fen Post
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

nrtaln A. o. ylnr ~ On ihe
rnallneni number ui yeafs ago ~
4nd an urFtu eWhlp tor . criiirn
aiflslon 10 he HOUSE ana replied tnai
- mould ~ preNrut "a nli cost "a nie
HeaIih pf eoufeniepce. vn the event
III ulehi when tha house divided the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21
TO BUILD A GATE QUICKLY
Several Old Worn-Out Horseshoes and
Few Poles Of Right Length All
That Are Necessary.

The accompanying Illustration shows
how to construct a gate for temporary
or permanent nse Several old horse
shoes and some poles are all that are
necessary for this gate. The horse
shoes are nailed to the POSTS as shown,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

Get iiie screens over the windows
rc7, 80 that intraders viii not dis
s1rh gpur fayorites white they are
aaisep az night.
are sou troubled with crows about
your chicken yard? Cover the pens
with wire netting That will fool the
thieves
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

YOU'RE ftund. SIR cried the IN.
dlrnnui patient You Rnaranteed
fnaf ne1lfine 70 cure after every
lnlus el~s lniird. md
Well. my drar SIR replied ihe fake
mcdlrlne maul probably YOU haven't
tried everything elise" lbiladslphln
Press
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21
cULTIvAToR FOR GARDEN USE
Little Tool Just as Effective IN tts
Sphere as Larger implements
IN the Fields.

This This little cuitivutfnR tool il ID.
signed Tor use in kitchen gardens
Pushed along between the rows Of the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-21

says the Popular Mechanics Where
a temporary gate is necessary the
shoes can be put on quickly and also
removed without much trouble when
the gate has served Its purpose.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24

One Of the smaller hotels in Market
street serves meals very cheaply. They
have a table d'hote there for 80 cents,
and, as might be imagined. the viands
are not the best. The proprietor is a
Jolly good fellow and is noted humor-
list. This keeps him from being an
noyed by the frequent kicks made to
him by his touchy patrons. The other
day most fastidious gentleman COM
planned.
what do you call thatT he asked
Of the hotel man.
Butter. sir! What else" retorted
the boniface.
"Why. I'd sooner eat axle grease
than that butter" snapped the patron.
John" called the hotel man to one
Of the walters, run out to the kitchen
and get the gentleman some Of that
axle grease we use on the elevator
Phfladelphis Times.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24

Some years ago a noted warrior OF
the Pota watamie tribe presented him.
self to the Indian agent at Chicago as
one of the chief men of his village, OBJ
serving with the customary simplicity
of the Indian that he was very good
man and a good American and con-
Guiding with a request for dram OF
whisky.
The agent replied that 1t was not his
practice to give whisky to good men,
that good men never asked for whisky
and never drank 1t when 1T was offered
to them and that 1t was bad Indians
only who demanded whisky.
.'Then," said the Indian, "me -
rascal.''-"Modern Eloquence."
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24

Ptokoo OUT tno earosN.
There was a good but grouchy short
stop In one of the minor league clubs
a few years ago who had a grudge
against an umpire. Before the game
the player Dragged to his teammates
of whit he would do to the umpire
If the umpire started anything on the
field. There was no trouble, 1t hap
pened, and when the club got back to
the clubhouse the shortstop told his
teammates how lucky the umpire was
that he did not try to renew the trou'
BILE between them.
~ was ready for him." said the
shortstop, "for 1 would have laid him
out. have two large pool balls in
my pocket brought out from the
hotel, and I'd have soaked him with
them. They were the largest could
ind, too, for picked out the fourteen
and the fifteen"-Philadelph satur-
day Evening Post.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24
A QUICK CHANGE.
Il Saved the Captain From the Fury Of
"Fuss and Feathers


Il Saved the Captain From the Fury Of
Fuss and Feathers"
General Winfield Scott was one Of
the most rigid martinets that ever held
. command In the United States ar
my. Early in his career he won the
name Of Fuss and Feathers" and 1t
stuck to him to the end. He had
terrific temper, and when In one Of
his tempestuous moods every one
shrank from before him.
His suggestions were not strictly
followed at the battle of Bull Run.
When news Of the disaster reached
Washington his rage was fearful. He
strobe up and down his office, swing
ing his arms and shrieking like a wild
man. In the midst of the outbreak
Captain c., an freshman and one Of
his aids. entered the room and saluted.
''The compliments Of President Lin
coin, and he asks
The massive lunatic, his face aflame.
wheeled about.
"Out of my presence! You are a
traitor like the rest Of them! Leave
at Once!'
The dazed captain retreated In con-
fusion. A few hours later the general
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24
A Dreadful Wound

from a knife, gun, tin can, rusty nail,
fireworks, or of any other nature. de-
mands prompt treatment with Buck
LENS Arnica Salve to prevent blood
poison or gangrene. Its the quickest,
surest healer for all such wounds a.
also for for Burns, Boils, Sores, Skin
Eruptions, Eczema, Chapped Hands,
Corns or Piles. PIC at all druggists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24
A Hot Bird,


There was queer prank played by
several members Of Walnut street
club on a fellow member who few
days ago made the rather rash an
nouncement that he never so forgot
himself as to become intoxicated.
The friends Of 1.-The man with the
iron WILL" as he was at once named
determined to prove that he had made
a false boast. So he was invited to
attend banquet at a fashionable no.
tel. Sparkling wine flowed freely
and he very soon forgot" Then his
friends paid for room in the fourth
floor, The man with the iron will'
was put to bed.
His friends smeared his body with
vaseline and then, that he might not
take cold, rolled him in mass OF
feathers obtained by Sitting open a
pair Of pillows. They turned on the
steam heat full force and left. In
about three hours 1.-The man with the
iron will" stirred uneasily. In a mo-
ment his eyes opened.
In bewildered fashion he glanced
at his hands and saw that he was
covered with feathers. He gasped.
Then a thought struck him. and he
muttered, This must be hades and ]
am a bird. "-Philadelphia Times.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24

Judge T, who Is now . very
able Judge Of the supreme court OF
one of the great States Of this Union,
when he first came to the bar WAS
a very blundreing speaker. On one
occasion. when he was trying . case
of replevin, involving q right Of prop
erty to a lot Of hogs, he said:
"Gentlemen Of the jury, there were
just twenty-four hogs In that drove;
just twenty-four, gentlemen-exactly
twice as many as are In that jury
box"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24

"wHArw THUNDKRKD THE GENERAL.
sent for him. In fear and trembling.
the Irishman presented himself.
captain c., wish to apologize for
my rudeness a short while ago." said
the aged general in his most pOmpous
manner. His words were SO unex-
pected that the captain was ratified.
ut was a piece Of dommed rude
ness
"What! thundered the general.
starting to rise from his chair. The
captains Irish wit flashed to bis aid.
"On my part to come into your pris-
encc without your permission"
The cyclone was soOthed. but when
Captain C. passed outside he scratched
his red head and muttered:
ard rather the old man would cuss
me for two weeks than use tin Sec
snds in apologizing. 1t wouldn't DO
half no trying."-I.os Angeles Times.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-06-24
A Charming Woman

is one VINO is lovely in face, form,
mind and temper. But its hard for q
woman to be charming without
health. A weak, sickly woman will
be nervous and irritable. Constipa-
ton and kidney poisons show In pim-
pies, blotches, skin eruptions and q
wretched complexion. But Electric
Bitters always prove q godsend to
women who want health, beauty and
friends. They regulate Stomach,
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Warrxina the Golfer.

After the bungling golf beginner
missed the ball seven times the caddy
held mp his hand.
"There's man ganging across in
front Of ye," he said.
"What II he is?" retorted the novice,
very red from his exertions. Il didn't
tell him tor
Eye maun cry Fore! II there's any
body in the way when ye're gaun tae
hit the ba'."
THAT'S all very we'll" exclaimed
the novice angrily. "but how am to
know when I'm going to hit the ball?"