davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24
Poultry Advertisers andl lPoultry Notes

overfeed and keep the fowls dry.
 More chickens die from overlooking
 and dampness than any other cause. Another mistake the average begin- ner makes is attempting to start on too large a scale. A few well bred chickens properly cared for will pro- duce more results than hundred nonedscripts." !.
 Put coal oil on perches once 2 month and it will keep the mites off your birds.
 Remember that a brooder that will
 accommodate seventy-five chicks at
 two weeks Is not going to be big
 enough for them at two months of
 age.
 Look out for rat holes where you keep your young chicks. MT. Rat can do a lot of damage in few moments.
 If you want to raise show birds you should by all means get them off early.
 A late matched chick never devel-
 ops into a good bird. Some people ridicule the idea thats
 a setting hen turns her eggs over
 daily, but if they will mark the eggs , with a piece of blue pencil and keep watch, they will find that some
 hens turn them over several times each day. The good setter does more than this. She keeps tab on the heas
 and if she finds that the eggs aN
 getting to warm, she will stand up
 in the nest and give them chance
 to cool off a little. It may be ani- nal instinct rather than intell gences
 that prompts her to do these things
 but she does them just the same. Commercial Poultry Review.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24
~ '-s-- Better Thao tAAe PhslA

Better Tkaa kAs PhsA A story k tssA k aa IYfshrnaa wh&, ufhtle walking wtsh his frisnd, passed a jewellers shop wAsss there were Ut of precious stones in tho window. -'Would you not lyios to have youI SAckr' @Mot mo pick, bsst me shovel" said Mike
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24

It is just as important to spray the interior of the brooder with D;sinfectant as it is to spray fne poultry house later on.
 If the young chickens show slene of gapes change them to other srouno at once. '
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24
Temple, Too.

Temple, Too. Temple, Tex, Jan. 28.-Not to be outdone by the larger cities of Tex as. this place has closed a contract for an aviation meet to be held on Jan. 20 and 27.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24

guaranteed by the La Shelle Virgin ian Company, under whose manage ment the play continues to be pre- -sented.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24
WARNING ORDER.

I. F. Long, Justice of the Peace Vaugine Township.
 H. c. Wilson. plaintiff, vs. Nation al Analine Chemical Co.,, defendant
 The defendant National Analine Chemical Co.,, is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of plaintiff. H c. Wilson.
 January 10. 1911. 5 I. F. LONG, j. P CRAWFORD & HOOKER. Attorneys
 for Plaintiff. 1-1o-17-24-31
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-01-24

A man who makes two jobs grow where ono grew before ia about tho best working definition of patrtcA,- Msshvills Aruayacan
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Praise From Carlyle.

Alfred is the son of a Lincolnshire
gentleman farmer, 1 think; indeed,
you see in his verses that ne is a ma
tive of "moated oranges" and green,
fat pastures, not of mountains and
their torrents and storms. He had
his breeding at Cambridge, as If for
the law or church; being master of a
small annuity on his fathers decease,
he preferred clubbing with his mother
and some sisters to live unpromoted
and write poems. In this way he
lives still, now here, now there; the
family always within reach of Lon
don, never in it; he himself making
rare and brief visits, lodging in some
old comrades rooms. l think he
must be under 40, not much under it.
One of the finest-looking men in the
world. A great shock of rough, dusty
dark hair; bright, laughing hazel
eyes: massive aquiline face, most
massive yet most delicate; Of sallow,
brown complexion, almost Indian look
ing; clothes cynically loose, free and
easy; smokes infinite tobacco. His
voice is musical metallic, fit for loud
laughter and piercing wall, and all
that may lie between; speech and
speculation free and plenteous. l do
not meet, in these late decades, such
company ovr a pipe.-Thomas Car
lyle: "The Carlyle-Emerson Core
spondence.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

one day of the wonderful cures made
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and decided to try it,
and it has made me well woman.
My neighbors and friends declare it
had worked miracle for me. Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
worth it's weight in gold for women
during this period of life. If it will
help others you may publish my
letter. Mrs. NATHAN B. CREATION,
81 N. Main Street, Natick, Mass.
The Change of Life is the most criti-
cal period Of q woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known
to medicine that will so successfully
carry women through this trying
period as Lydia E. Pinlkham's Vege-
table Compound.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a cOnfiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Attack and Defense.

Craig Biddle, at dinner in New
port, defended cosmetics and attack
ed scandalmongering in one neat cpl
gram.
An elderly matron was critiCising
certain young girls for using rouge
and powder in what she deemed an
immodest manner.
But" said Mr.. Biddle, those girls
were educated in France, and over
there, as you know, cosmetics are
looked on as necessary-the same as
we look on bread and meat"
Nevertheless" said the matron, 81
have my suspicious about girls who
paint like that"
well, as for me-" the young man
retorted, 81 think it is far better for
a lady to redden her own cheeks than
to blacken other ladies' characters
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
JOKES OF OLDEN TIME
ONE THAT WAS TOLD ABOUT 1900
q. C. STILL is CURRENT.
Story Of Noisy Neiehhors Found IN
Egyptian Papyrus-Other Funny
Tales That Have Survived
From Ancient Days.

Age cannot Wither some stories, ana
the oldest joke on record is related
In one of the Berlin papyri of the
sixth Egyptian dynasty (about 5000
B. c., and it should not be overlook
ed that in the days when the world
was young a tale enjoyed centuries or
verbal currency before it was in
scribed in permanent form. Accord
ing to the papyrine, a certain scribe
who worked for the temple of Thoth
occupied apartments where his neigh
bore on either side were a copper
smith and carpenter respectively.
These honest artisans were exemplary
specimens of industry and kept up
such row all day and most OF the
night that the poor scribe was almost
driven mad. At last, by stroke OF
traftiness, he buttonholed each neigh
Dor separately and bribed them to
change their lodgings, which they did
with one another. This tale has
kept the world amused for 5000 years
we often meet with it now-and it
never SENS to have occurred to any
body to wonder why the scribe did
not change his own lodgings; but per
haps his rent was in such arrears, as
sometimes happens to other literary
gentlemen, that it was cheaper to
bride the two workmen.
Another perennial that runs the
above hard for first place in point of
age is that of the man who goes to
buy some weighty article and carries
is on his shoulder to save firing the
horse he is riding. This story in the
comic papers of today is usually tack
ed on to an unfortunate Irishman or
old dame from the country. Coming
to classic times, the most celebrated
hardy annual which took its rise then
now usually appears in this guise: A
man went into a cookshop for dinner,
but was kept waiting so long while
the owner dished it up that the per-
fume of the meat took his appetite
await was long before the inven-
ton of timed beef, by the bye-and
he purposed to leave without buying
anything. The proprietor, however,
thought he ought to pay for the price
of square meal, and the question
was referred to the village idiot, who
happened along just then. He de-
creed that as the one disputant had
been satisfied with the smell of the
food the other should be paid by list
ening to the chinking Of some coins in
q plate.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Too Late to Chance.

"A man can no more change his rep
utation than he can change his face
or his arms" said Senator La Toilette
at a banquet in Madison.
There was once wicked old Madi-
son millionaire who took his pastor
aside and said:
81 am going to devote the re-
mainder of my life to doing good
DIR. Thirdly, outspoken man, re-
toTted:
do you mean John H. Good. the
wealthy farmer, or young Sam Good,
the Socialist millionaire?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

OF LIE before L Cr1oQ
Lydia E. Pinkham's
We G Q t a bic Com
pound. / was in such
q nervous condition
I could not keep
s till. M y lin b $
were cold, 1 had
creepy sensations,
and l could not sleep
nights. I was finally
told by two phys
icians that / also
had a. tunOr, I read
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
New Profession.

What's de matter?" said the Sec
ond story man. You don't seem to be
dom business"
I've got a new lay" replied the
burglar. I'm model"
Fur a artist"
mix. Fur author. 1 converse wit
him fur a consideration SOS he kin
git de proper dialect fur his crime
stories. "-Washington Star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Mndern PHARMACY

I'VE have very fine course in phar
macy" says the president of the col
iege to the father of the student who
is entering.
I'm glad to hear that. My boy ex-
poets to become a druggist"
We'll, we give special lectures on
soap, stamps, cigars, perfumery, soda
water, candy, city directories, tele'
phone books and stationery."-Life.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
The Awakening.

Dignifed mother Of prospective
bride Ito social editor)-And little,
Dorotha, sister of the bride, who is to
be flower girl, will be dressed like a
Dresden shepherdess, with golden
crook festooned with rosebuds and
Young voice from the stairway
Ma, where is the washrag?-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Eau Claire.-A red man defend.
ing a red man against the charges
brought by white man is the unique
case to come up in municipal court
Never before in the history of the
county has an Indian attorney defend,
ed man Of his race in criminal
case in this county. Dennison Wheel.
ock, the only Indian in the state adj
mitted to practice in any Wisconsin
court, is the attorney who will en-
deavor to clear another Oneida, Ostin
Doxteder, who is charged with horse
theft
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Information.

where does this train stop next ?"
asked the nervous traveller on an I'M
certain railway.
well, boss" replied the porter,
"dar's three washouts an some bad
track right along here an she's liable
to stop mos any place mos any min
ute
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

La Crosse.-A stranger whose
name could not be learned, tried
to ride on the engine of train No.
16 on the Milwaukee road and at
tempted to hold fast to the steam
pipes. These pipes became hot when
the train began to start He managed
to hold on for several miles, but at
last he was seen to fall. He was
dragged for the length of the train be-
fore it could be brought to stop.
His hands were badly burned by the
hot pipes, but otherwise he was not
even bruised.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Rivalry.

Does your automobile go faster
than your neighbor's?'
No" replied Mr.. Chuggins. But
my danger signal makes a much more
disagreeable noise than his"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Accidents, Burns, Scalds. Sprains,
Bruises, Bumps, Cuts, Wounds, all are
painful Hamlins Wizard Oil draws out
The inflammation and gives instant relief.
Don't wait for the accident. Buy it now.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Sometimes Not at Home.

Charity Worker = You poor soul!
Does your husband always hang
around the house all day?
Mrs. Tenement (cheerfully) = In
dade, no. Half the tonne he's in the
lockup.-Tit-Bits.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
Serious Business.

Madge-Was George fooling while
you were playing golf?
Marjorie = Gracious, hope not!
Why, accepted him.-Lippincott's.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
wouId. Arrest Him ANYWAY.

Sergeant - Alt! Take Murphy's
name for talkin' in the ranks.
Corporal-W'y, sergeant, e weren't
talkin.
Sergeant = Wasn't he? Well, cross
it out an put i'm in the guardroom for
deceivin' me.-Tatler.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Judge-You should have known bet:
ter than drive fast while crossing that
bridge; didn't you see the sign Walk
your horses? 2"
Prisoner-Dat's right, Jedge; but
dem was mules what 1 were driving.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Marinette.-While walking along
the railroad tracks John Tagge,
a farmer of Faunus, Mich, north OF
Marinette, stumbled down steep en-
bankment and drowned in a shallow
creek.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

La Crosse.-Persisting that he
lad mot been given a fair trial,"
gamuel Hack, who is said to have shot
and dangerously wounded Gilbert
Blekum, following a dispute involving
seven dollars, and later put up a des.
perate fight against officers who at
tempted to arrest him, was sentenced
to twelve years at Waupun.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
A Cross.Reference.

Mistress-Have you a reference?
Bridget-Foine; Oh held the poker
over her till got it.-Harper's Bazaar.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

The spoke of the wheel which creak-
sth most, doth not bear the greatest
burden in the caTt.-Thomas Fuller.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Hrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inAamma.
lion. allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Experience may be the best teacher
but some people prefer a more tash-
ionable school
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

You may have noticed how differ
ent men are from hogs. The latter
never want to do things that are not
good for them.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

ache, head ache-whole body ache? Pains
Or twitchinG in groins or hmbs2 Muscles
sore. tender. inhamedP Difficulty In retain-
ing urine? Scalding, burning sensation?
Sediment in urine. or unnatural color? Ner-
vous? Depressed? Heed the danger signalsi
Don't wait until it's too latel
Go to the nearest drugstore at once, get
DIR. Derbys Kidney Pills-you'n thank your
stars for having done 80. It's the one sure.
safe, scientific remedy. No bad after effects.
Sold in Csc and soc packages. If you want to
try them first, ask for the free sample. If
druggist can't supply you, send direct TO
Derby Medicine Co.. Eaton Rapids, Mich
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Wausau.-Paul Ristow, aged two,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. William Ris-
tow, was killed by being mangled
in the machinery of his fathers plow.
While his father was talking to a
neighbor the boy mounted a suIky disk
pillow, 1t is said, whipped up the horses
and fell off into the machinery.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

When a cyclone gets busy with a
mans property it's an awful blow.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

The noblest work of God is man, but
you can't make some married women
believe it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

All suppression of selfishness makes
the moment great. Lydia Maria
Child.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
WHAT
] WENT
THROUGH
Beforetaking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Natick, Mass. 81 cannot express
what went through during the change
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Grand Rapids.-The dance of
the Pottawatamie Indians living at
Powers Bluff, near Pittsville, began.
The participants include not only the
tribe at Powers Bluff, but also large
numbers of visiting Indians from diff
ferent parts of the country, and es-
pecially from Nebraska. While the In
dams do not encourage onlookers,
still they are permitted, provided no
attempt is made to take any pictures
of the dancers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Hudson.-Sherif C. E. Glass of
Pierce county, assisted by the sher-
IF of Nicollet county, Mimi, arrested
Howard Wiltse of Plum City, accused
of stealing a team of horses from a
farmer near st. Peter.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Sheboygan.-Charles Miller was
take into custody at Plymouth,
charged with assaulting Edna, the
thirteen-year-old daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Herman Goldbeck, residing near
there. and, according to the police.
made a full confession to District At
torney Collins.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
GET a Free Package
I'll Your Druggists
Wonderful New Treatment for Kid
neys, Bladder, Rheumatism, Back
ache-Thousands of Free Sam
pies Being Given Await

To prove that there is. at last. one really
dependable remedy for all such disorders.
the makers of DIR. Derby's Kidney Pills have
authorized druggists everywhere to distrib-
ute free trial packages to all applicants.
Do you suffer from diabetes. dropsy.
Bright's Disease, pain in bladder, rheuma-
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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Janesville.-Thomas Glennon, aged
fourteen years, is minus the tip
of his index finger on his left
hand through coming into too close
connection with one of Uncle Toms
bloodhounds, during the parade of the
theatrical company of that name.
Young GlennOn was carrying one OF
the banners in the parade when one
of Little Eva's pets jumped at his
hand and, despite the muzzle, bit the
tip of the finger off from the base OF
the nail
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Mrs. Joseph Lacelle, 124 Glenora Ave-,
Ottawa, East, Ontario, Canada, writes
81 suffered with baCk&che and head
ache Tor over nine months and nothing
relieved me until took Peruna. This
medicine is by far better than any other
medicine for these troubles. A few bot
ties relieved me of my miserable, half
dead, half-alive condition."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Fond du Lac.-Joseph Hellebuyck,
town of Ripon, a confirmed cpl
leptic, found insane by a commits
sion in lunacy at Ripon, was taken to
the Northern hospital at Winnebago
by Sheriff Graham. In the course of a
paroxysm a few days ago Hellebuyck
slashed himself on the head and face
with butcher knife, nearly severing
The jugular vein.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

Marinette.-Frank Schultz won the
case against John Wood, the out
come of a horse deal, by the YER
dict of the circuit court jury Wood
and Schultz traded horses. Later
Woods barn and returned the other
animal, when Wood was not at home.
Wood started repIevin action and won
In the justice court. Schultz appealed
and the verdict was reversed.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01
WISCONSIN NEWS
TERSELY TOLD

Kenosha.-Kenosha will be the
meeting place of more than 100
Lutheran school teachers on Novem-
Der 8 and 10, at the yearly conference
In charge of the schools of the Lu-
theran congregations of the synod OF
Wisconsin. Among the visitors will
be Prof. A. Alderman, director of the
teachers seminary at New Ulm, Mimi,
and Prof. FIR. Reuter-, professor of mu-
sic at the same institution.
rantsburg.-Justice Charles w.
Karkau tried five cases for al
legged violations of the game laws.
f. F. Asmuth of Milwaukee, game war
den, was the complaining witness and
made the arrests. Fred Johnson and
Richard Green were found guilty of
hunting without a license; William
and Axel Blomgren were found guilty
OF selling cartridges to Frank Reitz.
meat market keeper at Falun, eight
miles from here; Arthur Wickman
was found guilty of selling wild ducks
to Reitz. The men, all from Falun.
were fined $25 each.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-11-01

WHO'S BURRTS? Why, the man that sells the
best farms in the United States from 1880 per up
with good buildings, water and markets. Improved.
Write him. BURRIS, Robinson Bldg, Elulira, NY,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-07-20

banks of the State $4,000 900 a year.
As still further contraction of the
early misapplied farm area of the
State is to be expected and will be
distinct gain instead of loss. With
these upland farms" will go TO ruin
many houses and barns that were
built in much hardship, labor and ex-
pense. Those only will be saved that
can be reconstructed into homes that
will be sued for summer purposes.
This seems inevitable and is not to
be deplored. Conditions in Vermont,
to be sure, are not perfect They are
in no State that we know of. For one
thing, a more enlightened and more
upto-date method of farming where
the land is suitable is greatly to be
desired. And the laying Of heavy
hand on the constituencies woodman
who wastes more timber than he
saves would also ne a good thing
Better roads and better transporta-
ton facilities would help a lot and
they are coming gradually. The de
horning" method of orcharding should
be introduced, thereby retaining
hundreds of old orchards.
Our admiration for Vermont is no
whit diminished by the census figures
or mistaken comment thereon. She
is working out her problems nobly
and Nature, which was early violat-
ed there, is doing well its part
Hartford, Conn, Conrant.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-07-20
iCURED BABY'S ECZEMA :

Mothers who have watched their
babies suffering from eczema will be
delighted to know that Comfort Pow
der which is recommended by so many
and nurses has cured many
cases of eczema. II stops the itching
right away and let's the little one
sleep, yet is entirely harmless. All
skin irritatons, mild rashes and chat
ings disappear when Comfort Powder
is used. DR.. A. B. Chaplin, Aurora,
n. c.. says: 1T cured a child Of a
very bad case OF eczema on the
face" f. S. Sykes name is on the
genuine