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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
Sure Cure for DandeliOnS.

There is an unfailing cure for dande-
lions on the lawn. Tc eXterminate the
plant, grasp it firmly at the point
where it emerges from the ground,
offer a silent prayer, and pull steadily
upward. Should the root break off
five or six inches in the ground, wait
patiently a day or two, remaining con-
stantly in a prayerful mood, and you
will probably have chance to tackle
it again.
To make success doubly sure on the
second attempt, carefully refrain from
the use of all words resembling pro-
family. Before grasping the weed for
a last and deadly pull, moisten the
hand carefully with the tongue and
take a deep breath.
Also, be insistent that your wife re-
main in the basement prudently out of
sight and out of mind, so she will not
interfere with foolish and confusing
directions at the psychological moment.
1t is also for the safety of the house
hold to have her beyond reach of the
explosion to follow, in case the second
attempt should end in failure.
When all is finally ready, exert pres.
sure on the weed about a quarter OF
an inch above the ground. gradually
increasing the intensity until some
thing yields, keeping all profane anC
worldly thoughts carefully out of the
mind. If the weed breaks a seconC
time, send for a gardener, or sell the
place. Portland Journal Editorial.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
ADDleS for England.

In investigating the possibilities for
the sale of American fruits, says the
Fruit Trade Journal and Produce News,
an American consul ascertained that
one of the leading commission mer-
chants of this district was anxious to
get in touch with reliable packers who
would sell C. i. f. Liverpool in car
loads, California Newtown Pippins or
Oregon Newtown Pippins when the
new season opens. He would be pre-.
pared to buy in quantities of not less
than a carload and probably two car
loads, but he is particularly anxious to
obtain reliable man upon whom he
can positively rely to pack good arti-
Gle. These Pippins come in boxes con-
tanning from forty to forty-two pounds
of fruit, the gross weight of the boxes
being about ffty-one pounds. This
fruit is in good demand, and sells read
lily at retail from to l2c per pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
CHANGERS PREPARE
BILLS FOR ROADS

A. /. Mason, who attended the meet
ing of the state Grange which was
held at Corvallis last week submits the
following report:
Editor, Glacier:
All loyal grangers can feel proud of
the work done at the meeting of the
state Grange at Corvallis last week.
1t was one of the most important meet
ings held for many years.
The most important action taken
was the instruction given to the execu-
tive committee to initiate two road bills
at our next general election. They
have the bills about prepared and will
soon have them printed in pamphlet
form, to be distributed for temorary
educational purposes. We think the
bills are about what the farmers want,
yet we invite criticism and amend
ments from any sincere believer in
better highways.
In this latter we, follow that com.
mand Love thy enemies as thyself
and do good unto them who spitefully
use you.
We care not what has been said
about us either in pivate or in the public
press, but we only ask that evey item
of the good road movement be care
fully weighed. Now, brother farmer,
whether you be a granger or not, give
US your assistance early in the game
and we will get the best road legisla-
ton possible. Don't imagine that
some automobile house in Portland or
road machine firm are the only ones
with intelligence enough to make road
laws for the farmers. The two needs
that we will initiate will be the high
way commissioner and the county
bonding bills. The governor, state
engineer and attorney general shall
form a highway commission with
power to appoint a commissioner as
well as power to remove him. They
shall receive no extra pay for this SER
vice. The commissioner must be a
civil engineer and practical road
builder. His powers are advisory and
quite similar to the powers of our
public school superintendent. We do
not think it wise or necessary to have
comission of three to travel soVer the
state at an enormous expense to tell
us how to build good roads.
A. |. Mason,
Member of Executive Committee,
State Grange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
Coolest April on Record.

"The month just past is the coolest
April on record, says w. l.. Powers,
weather observer at the Oregon Agri-
cultural College, in report just
issued.
"The nearest approach to it was in
1903, when the monthly mean tempera-
ture was IL degrees higher. The
mercury dropped below freezing nine
times during the last month. In pre-
vious years it has not fallen below the
freezing point more than three times.
The minimum, Is degrees, is 3 de-
grees colder than any in the past IL
years.
"At 80 P. M. on the 18th the dew
point, as determined by the wet and
dry bulb readings, was 80 degrees, and
the hard freeze the morning of the IL
was not unexpected. Frost may be
expected when the dew point is found
to be within about degrees of freez-
ing at 6 80 p. M. and the other condi-
tions are favorable to frost. Seven
degrees below freezing is about the
extreme amount that might be COM
bated by smudges, but it is possible
that damage might have been pre-,
vented in some cases had smudges
| been used.
Peaches are reported to have suf
fered most, while cherries and other
fruits were injured in certain locali'
| ties.
"The total precipitation for the
month was 3 inches, departure from
the normal of l.5 inches. The great.
est rainfall in any "a hours was 1.05
inches. The deficiency in the norma
rainfall for the year to date is 3.9z
inches. The snow which fell as the
only April snow in the past 13 years
There were l3 clear days. 6 partly
cloudy, IL cloudy days, and 8 days OF
which the precipitation was .0l inch
while the prevailing winds Of the
month were southwest.
"The monthly mean temperature was
46.5 degrees, a departure from norma
of 3.6 degrees. The highest tempera
ture was 80 degrees, on April %, anC
the lowest, 25 degrees, on the 18th
The greatest daily range was As de
grees, on the 23rd. The dates Of heavy
frost were April 2, 6, IL, l3 and II. "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
Lyle Will Have Newspaper.

Thomas Harlan, who is probably the
oldest county editor in the northwest,
will start newspaper in Lyle, Klicki'
tat county. Although Mr.. Harlan is
nearing 50 years of age, he is entering
his. project with great vigor and enthu-
siam.
The veteran editor has had varied
career. He has been attorney, politi-
clan, land register, publisher, farmer
and justice of the peace in his time,
and has held various offices under three
presidents. Mr.. Harlan's newspaper
activities include the founding of the
Medford Mail % years ago, the propri'
etorship of the White Salmon Enter
prise, the Vancouver, Wash, Herald,
and his more recent publication, the
Oakville Cruiser.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
BOSTON AGENCY
OF BONEBORO co.

An eastern selling agency for the
Central Orchard Co. and the Boneboro
Orchard Company is to be opened in
Boston in few days by Walter L.
Macmillan who left for that city Fri
day. Mr.. Macmillan was formerly in
the employ of the Boston Maine R. K.
at the Massachusetts metropolis and has
been in the west investigating condi-
tions for several months. For the
past few weeks he has been in Hood
River and was much pleased with the
valley. He spent some time in the
local offices of the Central and Bone
boro companies an became conversant
with the local conditions and the tracts
which he will assist in selling to east
ern investors,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
VINEGAR Co. Has BOttling Works.

One of Hood Rivers most recently
established industries is the bottling
works installed by the Hood River Ap'
Pile Vinegar Co. The daily capacity OF
the new apparatus which is at present
running at full blast, is 200 dozen bot
ties of soft drinks of assorted fiavors
to assuage the thirst of Hood River
county people during the summer
months.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
st. Louis Market Has Berries, Cherries

The first homegrown Strawberries
of the season were received last week
by William Hartman, from MaXville,
Mo-, and sold for $3 per three gallon
tray, says a dispatch from st. Louis
to the Produce News.
Cherries are also on the market, for
the first time on record, the first re-
ceipts from Tennessee, and the first
California cherries of the season ar
rived on the same day.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
IL Startled the World.

When the astounding claims were first
made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve, but
forty years of wonderful cures have
proved them true, and everywhere 1t Is
now known as the best salve on earth
for burns, boils, scalds, sores, cuts,
bruises, sprains, swellings, eczema,
chapped hands, fever sores ond piles.
Only 25c NJ Chas. n, Clarke's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

No, never. It's foolish to fear fan
cied evil when there are real and deadly
perils to guard against in swamps and
marshes, hayous and lowlands, These
are the malaria germs that cause ague,
chills and fever, weakness, aches in the
bones and muscles and may induce ty-
phoil But electric Bitters destroys and
casts out these vicious germs from the
blood "rhrce bottles drove all the ma
laria from my system, " wroteWm, Fret.
we'll, OF lucama, NC, "and I've had fine
health ever since Use this safe, sure
remedy only. soc at Chas. n. Clarke's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
Governor Wilson Guest of Portland.

Woodrow Wilson, formerly president
of Princeton University and at present
governor of the state of New Jersey.
who is making a tour of the West, was
the guest of the city of Portland last
Thursday and Friday. He was the
guest of honor at a banquet rendered
by the Commercial Club of the Rose
City, a reception by the Press Club,
luncheon given at the Y. NJ. c. A., a
dinner by the University Club and the
Princeton Alumni and delivered a pub.
lie address at the Armory.
Governor Wilson will undoubtedly
never be candidate for the presi.
dency of his own seeking. However,
he says that no man is too big to re,
fuse to run. Gov. Wilson says that
Oregon has been teacher to him, be.
cause of her system of politics.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

Never hesitate about giving Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy to children, 1t
contains no opium or other narcotics and
can be given with implicit confidence,
As quick cure for coughs and colds to
which children are susceptible, it is un-
surpassed. Sold by all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
The Proper Spirit of Defeat.

1t was a splendid spirit on the part of
the leader of the defeated Hood River
debating team when, after the decision
had been declared and the announce
ment made that the Pendleton de-
baters would now contest for the state
championship, he lifted the glass on
the table before him and said, "Here' $
hoping they win. - East Oregonian.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

OLETA ASSEMBLY NO. lO3, UNITED ART.
isans.-Meets the first and third Wednes-
days, work; secoAd and fourth Wednesdays
Artisans hall. C. d. HINRICHS, NJ. A.
w H. AUSTIN Secretary,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

HOOD RIVER VALLEY HUMANE SOCIETY
Hood River, Ore. T.. II. Hartwig. Pres
Harold Hershner, Sec. Leslie Butler Treas
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

RIVERSIDE LODGENo. IS A. o. U, W
Meets first and third Saturdays OF each
month. K. Il. CHAPMAN, NJ. W.
GEO. SLoCoM Financier
CHESTER SHUTE, Recorder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

HAZEL REBEKAH LODGE No. l56, I.O.O.F.
Meets the first and third Tuesday evening In
each month in the odd Fellows Hall, seven
miles south of Hood River, II. D. /. Mrs.
Violet Masiker, N. q, Gertrude Clark. Sec.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

EDEN ENCAMPMENT, NO. As, /. 0. o. F.
Regular meeting second and fourth Mondays
of each month. j. ii. FERGUSON, &. Z.
GRO. SHEPARD, Scribe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

KEMP LODGE, No. lSl, /. 0. o. F.-Meets in
Odel odd Fellows hall every Sat ur
day night. Visitors cordially welcomed.
o. II, RHOADEs, N. q.
+, l., KEISo, SEC.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

W. 0. W. meets the I'd and 4th Wednesdays
each month at X. OF +. hall. Visitors cor
daily invited. W. +. SHAY, e. c.
FLOYD SPURLIN, Clerk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

HOOD RIVER CAMP, NO. 7,7C2, NJ. W. A
Meets in |, .. .. +. hall every Wednesday
uight, FRANK CADDY, " {.
c. L. DAKIN, Clerk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

IDLEWlLDE LODGE NO. lO7, |. o. o. F.
Meets in Fra & nal hall, every Thursday
night. j. NJ. SCHMELTzER, n. q.
CiEo. THOMSON, Secretary
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

wAUCoMA LODGE NO. 30, X. OF P
Meets in X. of p. hall every Tuesday night.
ARTHUR CLARKE, {. c. z
LEWIS s. IsENBERG, X. of X. and 5.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

HOOD RIVER COMMERCIAL CLU B-Meets
every second Monday IN each month at D.
m, in the club rooms over Jackson's store.
+. c. SMITH, Pres
j. C. SKINNER, Secretary,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

HOOD RIVER CIRCLE NO. 52I, WOMEN OF
Woodcraft- Meets at h. of p. hall on the
first and Third Thursdays of each month.
Mrs. WIN. CANCER, n, G.
Mr. H. W WAITE Clerk,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25
SOCIETIES.

HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. p. r. A. NJ
Meets first and third Friday nights of each
month. A. D. MOE, II. P.
V. C. BROCK, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. 25, o. +. s.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday evening
ofeach month, Visitors cordially welcomed
MRS. c. D. THOMPSON, W. Nj.
MISS ALTA POOLE, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-25

Pine Grove Grange No. $50 meets the first
and third Saturday of each month at p. IN.
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p ? ~ = 2 p ? 2 ~
FOR CONSTIPATION.
Medicine That Does Not Cost Any
thing Unless it Satisfies.

The active medicinal ingredients OF
Rexall OrdeTlies, which is odorless
tasteless and colorless, is an entirely
new discovery. Combined with other
extremely valuable ingredients, ii
forms a perfect bowel regulator, in
festival invigorator and strengthened.
Rexall Orderlies are eaten like candy,
and are notable for their agreeable
ness to the palate and gentleness OF
action. They do not cause gripping or
any disagreeable effect or inconven-
fence.
Unlike other preparations for like
purpose, they do not create a habit,
but instead they overcome the cause
habit acquired through the use of
ordinary laXatives, cathartics and
harsh physic, and permanently re-
move the cause of constipation or If
regular bowel action.
We will refund your money with
out argument if they do not do as We
say they will. Three sizes, so cents,
25 cents and 10 cents. Sold only ut
our store-The Rexall Store. Muir
ray & Hooks Pharmacy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12

Even the woman who makes up may
draw the line at penciling her eye
brows.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12
Fight FOR PENAKT is
RAGING In COLUMBUS
Three Games to Be Played
There This Week

In Americas. as in other realms OF
fandom, interest attaches to the con-
Guiding battles for the pennant be-
tween Columbus and Columbia, who
tied in the late Sally series and, very
naturally, Americas fans hope that our
sister city will retain its firm hold
upon the linen.
Columbus walked off with honors in
the first division of the season and
Columbia is the cock of the walk dur
ing the half that ended today. The
percentage tables show that the rec
ords of the teams for the entire season
are pretty evenly matched.
The first of three games scheduled
for Columbus this week was played
yesterday. Another game follows to-
day with the third one tomorrow, and
interest in the result Of the three
games is great.
If the teams break even IN any oi
the games the tie will be played off
in Columbus, so that in all three decis-
i've games are to be played there.
The two teams then journey to Col
umbia, the longest jump in the cir
cult, and three games if necessary, or
as many as should be necessary to set
tie the championship, will be played.
If, at the end of the third game there,
the teams are tied, the seventh game
will be played either at Columbus or
on some neutral diamond
The aggregation of which James
Claudius Fox is commander has made
q record of which local fans are very
proud. During the last half Of the
series they had some hard luck, but
their rally toward the close was great
playing in every way.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12
A GRANDMOTHER AT so
Three times At that
Atlanta Woman Leads in This
Rare Distinction

Atlanta, Ga, Sept ia grand
mother of two children at the age Of
29 and of three at 80 years is the rec
ord of Mrs. E. W. Bender, of this city
1t is claimed that Mrs. Bender is the
youngest grandmother on record and
her case the most remarkable outside
of tropical countries.
Mrs. Bender, who is 81 years old,
was born in 1880 / nSouth Carolina.
She was married to e. w. Moore, Mt
Columbia, S. c., in 1892. She was
only 10 years and months old when
her first child was born.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12
HIVES AND PRTCKLY HEAT
RELIEVED FREE.

There are no conditions attached t.
this offer. If you are suffering with
hives, prickly heat, insect bites, or
any other skin affliction we want you
to accept with our compliments free
bottle of ZEMO, the clean liquid rem
edy for eczema, and all diseases Of
the skin
This free bottle is not full size, but
it is large enough to show you the
wonderful healing and soothing eff
fects of ZEMO.
Call today for your sample bottle
of zEMO at the Rembert Drug Store.
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Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by OlGr-WOTk:
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood

Weak and unhealthy kidneys are re-
spousible for much sickness and suffering.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12

You get your strength from the food
you eat. If you can't digest what you
eat, il you have indigestion troubles,
YOU can't work or play normally.
There is a certain relief-called Di
gestit. 1t is the new remedy for stom~
ach disorders. Two or three tablets
after meals or when suffering-re-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12

When man can't make both ends
meet you can generally see his finish.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12
WILL M'MATR is WARDEN
TO PROTECT The GAME
WaFdeRS in Each District to
Be Named

Mr.. William T. McMath has been
appointed game warden for Sumter
county by State Warden Mercer, and
has received his commission. Mr..
McMath states that he will appoint
deputy wardens in every militia dis
trict of Sumter, and will see that the
game laws are rigidly enforced re-
gardIess of who may be affected there
by.
He has made a few appointments of
deputy wardens already, but has 9th
er places to be filled.
With a really good game and fish
law, excepting only errors in the en-
rolled copy, State Game Warden Jes-
Sc Mercer is finding serious trouble
in getting his country wardens.
Chief difficulty appears to lie in the
lack of interest now among the men
who keep up with and are interested
in sports. Warden Mercer has done
everything possible to arouse interest
in the various communities, but with
very little success so far. .
So earnestly is Warden Mercer i'm
bued with the idea of getting good
men in every county, that he has Civ
en- up the idea of trying to select
county wardens now and he will ask
the clerks Of the superior courts in
the several counties to aid him in H.
suing licenses until his choice can fall
upon the proper men.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12
YOU CAN'T ENJOY LIVING
IF YOU DON'T ENJOY EATING
DiqeStt Helps Weak StOmaChS, Cures Indigestion and
Makes You Fit and Well.

lieves indigestion, corrects upset stom-
achs and cures dyspepsia.
Try it today and if you are not pleas
ed with results get your money back
at all drug stores. so cents a pack
age. Or, if 20 udoubt, send your name
to the Digestit Co, Jackson, Miss, and
receive an order to your druggist for
a full size package without cost.
y ~ y 4S42eA&AR4&&4s&sA4
FOR CONSTIPATION.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12

your kidneys are weak CT out CT order,
you can understand how quickly year ell
tire body is affected and how every organ
c2c-cis TO fell to DO its duty.
!: yol ere sick or feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
Hil:ucr's Swamp-Root. a trial will con-
vince you of its great merit.
The mild and immediate effect of
Swamp-Roct, the great kidney and
bladder remedy, is soon realized. II
stands the highest because its -emarl;able
health restoring properties have been
proven il thousands of the most distress
ing cases. If you need medicine you
should have the best. 9SsS.,-
Sold by druggists in /z55sfr9 lI
6fty-cent and oncdol W.
lar sizes. You may s ass.
have a sample bottle 3le 81;
by mail free, also sssss 1.ssSsays
pamphlet telling you Home Of swamp-Root
how to find cut if you have kidney or
bladder trouble Mention this paper
when writing to DR.. Kilmer & CO..
Bingharlton, N. Y. Don't make eny mis-
take. but remember the name, Swamp
Root. and don't let a dealer sell you
something in place of Swamp.Root'- Il
you do you viii be disappointed.
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ATTEND THE MEETING OF TH'
BOARD OF TRADE TONIGHT AND
FIGHT FOR AMERICUS.

ITS a wise child that knows it's own
father" quoted the Wise Guy. And a
wise cork that knows its own pop"
added the Simple Mug.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12

Blobbs-"S cribbler's poetry strikes
me as being rather clumsy" Slobbs-
Clumsy? Why, it positively trips over
its own feet"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12

LIlGIEIOIG, i NI-IA
trouble IS permitted to
continue, serious re-
salts arc most likely
TO follow. Your other
organs may need at
tention, but your kid
neys most, because
they do most and
should have attention
fret. Therefore, when
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-12
ATTEND THE MEETING OF THE
BOARD OF TRADE TONIGHT AND
FIGHT FOR AMERICAS.

No mater how sincere she may be
the telephone girl doesn't always ring
true.