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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
The Bird Table.

In the old countries of Europe the
bird table may still be seen in the
rural districts. A bird table is made
by driving short stake into the
ground ard firmly mailing shallow
wooden box on top of it. The box
generally measures two by three feet
and has number al holes III the
bottom 10 drain it o. rain or snow
water. Ii is always high enough to
he beyond reach of any cat that might
try to leap to it from the ground. Care
Glso is taken to select spot far enough
from fences. trees or buildings to pre-
vent cats from bouncing down on it
when the birds are feeding. Into the
bird table go scraps from the house
table and kitchen. pieces of stale
bread and cake. strips Of fat meat.
potato parings. carrot ends. bits OF
any kind Of table green's, apple skins
and cores and cabbage leaves. All
kinds of nonmigratory birds come
to feed at the bird table. and many q
song bird has been saved by 1t from
starvation when u deep snow has GOV
cred the ground and seed grasses. An
English naturalist counted twenty
seven species of birds at the bird table
in his garden in single morning
after heavy fall of snow.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Woodstock, Va, Feb. 9 1911.
An Apology to Amanda.

This is to apologize to colored lady
whom we admire and respect. We
printed little anecdote about her not
long ago. and in it we tried the i'm
possible-attempted to initiate her In
imitable Mississippi accent Then VIC
showed her the story. She wasn't az
tic...led to find herself in print as we
expected her to he. While acknowl
edging the truth of the story. there
was still a cloud ON her ebony brow.
whats the matter. Amanda p we
asked Didn't you want to get into
the paper?''
"Gittin' inter de papeh's all right
she hesitafed But. mist. VII didn't
ought to put II down dat All talked
dat away Alb don never use none o
dat African taikr'-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
81. ra,,,d Do For Him.

One Thing She 1ou'a ,.onttv a
one saturday afternoon recen1
frail little man started to cross Druau
uav Of Forty second street just wnen
ali sorts OF fast moving vehicles WEI
wbirling their matinee patrons Wy
Broadway. At the same lns' a,,rr,
very lsshy lady started froln .n ,e mr.,
directly opposite with the SANG Pun
pose in mind. oooded
Rv remarkable luck both suceeeoea
in escaping the passing Wheels, Du.' a.
fate would have it. the HUE ~
- hose ewes were busy ogling the trar-
e. IN either side of him. darted plump
into the oncoming woman at the lniu,
die of the street. The resui. was q
sickaninp collision. with the little man
down and out. ,o,,
"You should have looked wnere .o"
were soing.'' said the feshy wonian
lending ever .he victim on the cur
10 which he had been carried by d
trseic nolice,nan. .:,ut is there any
thing | can du for yous''
! "Yes." he replied faf!iily' opeii,hs
his ewes a moment. Get the huniuef
of the automobile tliit struck me-
/ Lippincott's.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
~. ch,,c, The. Was Wrought.


The li,1,e ..,as. w.ss explaining to MS
audience the lcne...s Of physlcai eur
ture. "Three years ago be said. =
was a miserable wreck. Now. what 90
you suppose brought about this grea.
change In mel" What change! saiu
a voice from the audience. There was
succession of loud smiles. and some
persons thought 10 see him collapse
But the little man WAS moi to be ph.
out. "Will the gentleman VINO ashea
What changer kindly step Up mere!
he asked suavely. II shall then ne
better able to explain. That's rlsh1!
Then, grabbing the witty gentleman
by the neck: when ! first took up
physical culture could not even hi Il
little man. Now (suiting acton TO
word) | can throw one about ike
bundle of rags" And finally he huns
the interrupter half dozen yards
along the floor II trust, gentlemen
that you will see the force of my arsu-
ment and that l have not hurt I'M
gentleman's feelings by my explana
ton" There were no more Interrupt
tons.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
The Merits of "AnqeIick Snuff"

Angelick snuff. the most noble com
position in the world. removing all
manner of disorders of the head and
brain. easing the most excruciating
pain in moment. taking away all
swimming and giddiness proceeding
from vapours. etc.; also drowsiness
sleepiness and other lethargick effects
perfectly curing deafness to admira-
ton and all humours and soreness in
the eyes. etc. CGrroborates the brain,
comforts the nerves and revives the
spirits. Its admirable efficacy in ali
the above mentioned diseases has been
experienced above thousand times
and very justly causes it to be es
teemed the most beneficial snuff In the
world. Price Is. paper, with direc-
lions. Sold only at Mr.. Payn's toy
shop at the Angel and Crown. in St
Paul's churchyard. near Cheapside.-
Advertisement in London Paper, Aug
6. I'LL
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
SEALING a Mine.


Tie briliiancy of the clear autumh
.ght was dimming in the first faint
...sht of the dawn when the work OF
ding the shafts began. Up into the
.lll!Ass sky. through the tangled steer
FIX of the tipple. a tall tower OF
Ok sr.s5,,.e 500 feet high poured UP
the SIN air and faded into the
wn. In two hours the black pits
! ,ie covered. first with u layer OF
lis, and then on this was laid soma
d of concrete, and two hours later
6.ily few thin wisps of smoke that
cured up through cracks along the
iges of the great seal. like steam
lianeath the Id of Il teakettle. told OF
tie inferno that was SETTLING in the
l.line 400 feet below. With he i.ir cut
or and the shaft sealed the fire could
i've only So long as sufficient oXygen
remained to feed the flames Ailaaut
a.onth!J-.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

ST never felt So near my grave, -
writes Lewis Chamblin, of Manchester
Ohio. r. R. No. 3. "as when fright
full cough and lung trouble pulled me
down to lis pounds in spite OF many
remides and the best doctors. And
that am alive today is due solely to
DIR. Kings New Discovery, which
completely cured me. Now l weigh lou
pounds and can do hard work. 1t also
cured my four children of Group F" In
fallibie for Coughs and Colds, its
the most certain remedy for LaGrippe
Asthma, desperate lung trouble and
all bronchial affections, SOC and sl.OO
A trial bottle free. Guaranteed by
Schmitt's Drug Store.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Always Feminine.

A young chap was walking along
a business street with a very pretty
girl when he happened to glance into
a couple of windows where the latest
styles of mems overcoats and suits
were displayed. The girl noticed it
She stopped and exclaimed: What 8
dandy overcoat! Why don't you gel
one Of those, Bob? You'll look fine in
side of that"
She looked at everything in that
window, and the young chap was de
lighted at her interest in mems
clothes.
You're all right, Grace" said he
That's what ! like about you. Most
girls would rather look at lingerie
waists than at a mans overcoat and
suits"
The girl laughed. well, Bob" said
she, Ito be perfectly honest. the mir
rors in that window are something to
cry for. ! was trying to see if my hat
was on straightr'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
President Helps Orphans

Hundreds of orphans have been
helped by the President of the Indust-
rial and Orphans Home at Macon,
Ca, who writes: 1--WE have used Elec-
trio Bitters in the Institution for nine
years. 1t has proved most excel
lent medicine for Stomach. Liver. and
Kidney tronbles. We regard it as one
of the best family medicines on earth. -
It invigorates all vital organs, purl-
fes the blood, aids digestion create s
aDpetite. To strengthen and build up
pale, thin, weak children or rundown
people it has no equal. Best for fe-
male complaints. Only SOC at Schmitt's
Drug Store.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
nisannointed In Her.

"And so your father refuses to con
sent to our union
HE does, Rodolphus.'
The sad youth swallowed sob.
'Ts there nothing left for us, then,
but an elopement? said he.
Nothing"
The girl was fond, but firm.
DO you think, Clementine, that you
could abandon this luxurious home,
forget all the enjoyments of great
wealth. Danish yourself forever from
your devoted parents hearts and go
west with a poor young man to enter
a home of lifelong poverty and SELF
denialT'
81 could,> Rodo.phus."
The sad youth rose YEARLY and
reached for his hat.
Then" said he. you are far from
being the practical girl | have all
along taken you to be-"
And with one last look around on
the sumptuousness that some day he
had hoped to share he sobbed and said
-Browning's Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Brignoli In a Temper.

On one occasion Bianchi. the noted
teacher. Went on the stage to see Brl
gnoli, the famous singer. whom ht
found pacing up and down like mad
man, hunlming over his part.
why. Brig. what is the matter will
you? Are you nervous!" he asked.
Yes. | am nervous" was the reply
as he walked harder and faster thar
ever
But. Brig. you ought not to be nerv
Gus. I've heard you sing the part 2ot
times. heard you sing it thirty
years ago"
Thirty years ago. Who are yor
that should know SO much!"
"Who am L? You know who | am
and I know who you are"
VERY well: you know what | am
but am sure you do not know what
you are. ard if you wish will tel
you. You are fool!'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Advice to the Aged.

So -. T. o.tie.
.lshar i i.sy'.l .. i. a io..ely d;stri I
S.,s.si,t le'r..l .bse...ai himself
rom servi e. for seae months. On
.eing approached on the subject he
said he was sorry. but it was i.npossi-
Bile to attend any more. He was
pressed to give reasons and at length
said it was owing to the bad conduct
Of the experimenting clergyman and
catechist
He and others had witnessed them
drinking when driving round on Their
visits. They had passed black bot.
tie from hand to hand. 1t was impos.
sible to attend the ministry Of such
men. Inquiries proved that the Of
tending bottle" was a pair of field.
glasses with which the drivers sur
veyed the surrounding country and
tried to locate the various churches
shacks and trails.-Sunday at Home.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
BODY IN MOUNTAIN H0LLO

Harrisonburg,, Va, Feb. l, =
The body of John Gilmer. 2
years old, was found today in a
hollow three miles from Elkton.
toward the Blue Ridge Mount
aims. Dogs, hogs and birds had
eaten the face and torn the cloth
ink so that the corpse was un-
recognizable, Identification be-
ing made by letters and a bank
book in the pockets. An open
knife lying on the ground sug-
gests suicide by cutting the
throat. The body was partly
decomposed and had propabiy
laid there two weeks. Gilmer
registered on January % at the
Virginia Hotel in Elkton. where
he had left his oy ercoat and suit
case.
w. A. Shook was attracted tc
the spot where the body lay by
the barking of his dogs, which
he found tearing at the remains.
Gilmer was of a prominent
Island Ford family, DR.. Henry
D. Gilmer, of Elkton, and Dr.
Burton Gilmer, OF North Caro-
lima, being his brothers. He
had been living in Texas for two
years and was home on visit
Relatives thought he had gone
back to Texas.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Not Always.

whenever l hear the suffrage com
bated," said an English lord, ION the
score Of woman's protected, sheltered
petted life think OF a poor woman
once questioned in England.
'This poor creature had been beaten
by her husband in a drunken fury
The man had been drunk, it appears
for ten days running.
my good friend l said to her
does your husband always drink like
thatT'
"'No. my lord she answered. Some
times gets bout o. work."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

A few minutes delay in treating
some cases of Group. even the length
of Il me it takes to go for . doctor Of
ten proves dangerous. The safest
way is to keep Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in the house, and at the first
indication of Group give the chilli .
dose. Pleasant to take and always
cures. Sold by Walton & Smoot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Had to Take His Own Medicine

George Barr McCutcheon was wait
ing for train in Chicago. and us he
passed through the station he saw one
Of his latest best sellers displayed Oh
the newsstand counter. He picked it
up, wrote his name on the fly leaf
and handed it to the boy behind the
counter. He was moving away when
the boy called excitedly:
"Hey, mister. come back here. You've
got to buy this book cause you've
spoiled it by writing your name in it. :
"Yes, but did you see the name?" the
author asked.
THAT don't make 10 difference" the
lad insisted: "nobody'll want to buy
1t now"
And, hearing his train called, Mr..
McCutcheon was forced to pay real
money for one of his own books.-Suc-
cess Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Aooarih Used "a FORGET

William Hogarth. the famous Eng
fish artist. was so absentminded he
caused his friends much entertain
ment. When he was prosperous enough
il to me- Ike Il ca.l upon the lord mayor.
When be came out of the Mansion
House II was raining hard. and the
artist tramreti the entire way home.
wet to the skin When asked why be
had mol core in the carriage he said
he forget al abpnt II. and a messen
ger had TO l,e di patched TO the coach
man to ie;I him 10 return.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

The specialized bear of Ecuador is
30 called because of a patch Of whit,
around each eye, which makes the
animal look as though he was peerine
through pair Of great spectacies.
In size and general color the spec
tacied bear looks not unlike the Ameri
can black bear. But its hair is very
shaggy At each side Of the head is o
White par, which gives the animal the
appearance Of wearing a halter But
tne most distinctive feature is tho
white around the eyes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

M. L. Keller, hospital ap-
prentice in the navy at S16 a
month, whose grandfather left
him ST, 500, 900 on condition that
he is able to earn SIS a mont h
by the time he is Is year old.
says he will stick, even at the
risk of losing the fortune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
The Sad Part,

Doesn't it make you sad" exclaimed
the member of the Audubon society
TO see women wearing on their hats
the feathers of the poor little birds?"
1T isn't the feathers that make me
sad" replied the practical married
man. Its their bills" -Philadelphia
Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

If troubled with indigestion, consti-
patti on, no appetite or feel bilious,
give ChamberlaiE's Stomach ard
Liver Tablets trial and you will lie
pleased with the result. These tablets
invigorate the stomach and liver and
strengthen the digestion. Sold by
Walton & Smoot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Wanted IL to Show.

A rich old farmer once had his por-
trait painted. When the portrait was
finished the old farmer looked at It,
shook his head and said to the artist
Every good. Very good. indeed. But
there is one fault that you must rem
edy. Please make the right side OF
the chest bulge out. That is where
carry my wallet"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
En- Cxtrsnle Case.

what wis the trouble between
Fwinton and his wife? Was it his
fault or hers chat they We're unable to
get along t1getheri'
Its rather hard to decide 1t ap-
pears that whenever one of them had
all irresistible impulse the other had
m unalter1bIe objection. Chicago
Record Hei-:ld
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Hazinq Him.

"Mr. Chairman" said the new mem
Der Of the literary club. Il move you
sir
81 rise to point of order. MI. Chair
man." interrupted one of the other
members.
estate your point of order"
'sThe gentleman says 1 move you.
1t is not only out OF order but utterly
absurd for man of ia pounds TO talk
of moving a chairman who weighs
3OO."
''The point Is well taken.s roared the
presiding officer. bringing his grave!
down with resounlins tsHl THE
gentleman will merely nlove' or take
his seat!'- Chicago Tribune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Why He Sfopned.

They had been engaged only a week.
He had kissed her fully forty times
that evening. When be stopped the
tears came into her eyes. and she said /:
Dearest. You have ceased to love
me-"
mo. ] haven't" he replied. but /
must breathe"-L Ladies' Home Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Attachment

Inc schoolteacher was trying to Il
mstrate the difference between plants
and animals.
Plants" she explained. ARE not sus
ceptibie OF attachment to man as AMI
mails are"
Low about burs. teacherY' piped I
sH'a'I boy who hid passed the sum
meF IL the cou1try. = Chicago News
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
A Field at Home.

A Boston gentleman was showing a
West African who is interested in
missionary work number of photo
graphs.
"What is thisY asked the visitor.
gazing in wonder at one of them.
"Oh, that's snapshot taken during
a football scrimmage at the stadium"
"But has your church no mission
aries to send among these people?"
was the quick rejoinder. = Boston
Transcript.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
A Witty Retort.

An Englishman in Dublin was asked
by an Irish cab driver If he wished to
ride through the city.
NO" replied the Englishman; II am
able to walk"
"Ah. WELL" remarked the jehu. may
yer honor long be able, but seldom
willing!'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Outcome.

Teacher-Now. boys. l want to see if
any of you can make a complete SEN
tence out of two words. both having
the same sound to the ear.
First Boy-I can, Miss Smith
Teacher-Very well, Robert Let us
hear your sentence.
First Boy-Write right.
Teacher-Very good
Second Boy-Say, Miss Smith. l can
beat that. / can make three words of
it-wright, write right
Third Boy (excitedly)-Gee! Hear
this-wright, write rite right.
Teacher thrown off her guard
Whew!Topeka Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

The assistant postmaster at Hous.
ton, vs., drove two buglars away
with q baseball bat. Thus goes on
record in letters of burning gold the
first two-base hits of the 1911 season.
Baltimore Sun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

An attack OF grip is often followed
by q persistent cough, which to many
proves a great annoyance. Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy has been extern
siyely used and with good success for
the relief and cure of this cough.
Many cases have been cured after all
other renides had failed. Sold by
Walton & Smoot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
A Cent.

A cent is little ih ng. hut In the az
gregate II is mighty We speak of thu
cooper cent. bul il is not entirely
copper Its composition is % per cen
copper. 3 per cent Tin and per cen
zinc. That alloy Is in reality bronze
and the official name of he cent i
..bronze," There used TO he a copper
cent. but an act disseminating IT'S coin
age was passed in 1851 For sever
years 1857 81, we has. u nickel cen
and M to 1877 = ..onfrr half cent
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Cunning.

Cunning signifies especially habit
or gift Of overreaching. accompanied
with enjoyment and a sense Of superb
GRITTY. 1t Ii associated with small and
dull concelt and with an absolute want
Of sympathy or affection. 1t is the in
tensest rendering Of vulgarity, absolute
and utter.-Ruskin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

The escort of police at the
Gould wedding cost the city of
New York over $500, but think
of the advertising New York got
out of it!-Atlanta Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Cruikshank's Iona Artistic Life.

In 1863 Cruikshank was asked by the
committee who exhibited his worship
of Racchus'' to associate with that work
some of his early drawings in order tc
prove that he was not his own grand
father!-Chesson's "Cruikshank."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
FORGOT the Proverb.

"You may not get any more business
from me. I've bought law book"
II won't worry" responded the law
yer. "In that case I shall probably
get more business than ever."-Wash-
ington Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

1.-THE psvchological moment counts
for much in love affair
THAT IS tr!e Ferdinand. for in
stance, asked father for my hand the
afternoon my diessInal,er's bin came
in Washington Herald
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

Several Italians were ruin down by
. Western Maryland train near
Thomas, w. Va, Friday night, three
being killed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Getting In Debt.

Poverty is hard, but debt is horrible;
a man might as we'll have a smoky
house and a scolding wife, which are
said to be the two worst evils of our
life.-Spurgeon.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Pretty Poor.

Hicks-Bluffer is talking of purchas-
ing an automobile Wicks-Bluffer!
Why. he couldn't buy charge of am
munition for an air gun!-Boston Tran
script
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

A Vicksburg Miss woman was
awarded s15,00 damages against q
railroad which permitted three me-
gro es to ride in the same sleeping car
with her.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
A Tin For John,

Mr.. Observation-Disclosures an item
which says the swan outlives any 9th
er bird. in extreme cases reaching 300
years. Mrs. Crimsonbeak-And, re-
member, John, the swans live on wa
ter.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
An Old Enulish Inn.

lie house In Manchester. England,
which has held a license continuously
since 1870. 1t served as the meeting
place for the Guy Fawkes band OF
conspirators.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

visitor-ls Noar clock right? Tired
Hostess f;,f t'r end If her patience and
rolteneSs O., no That's the one we
call the :: tier Visitor What Il quaint
name. V l5 Hostess Becaus,i II
doesn't 90
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Cnl1orOo Cry
FOR FsETcnER'S
G a 8 TO RIA

J. W. Powell murdered Miss Maud
West and then killed himself near
Buchanan. He had been counting
her.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Maka C.h;ldrs.n..

me first duty toward children Is 4
me them happy. II you hare no
niue them happy you have wvonge'
tne'n No other gaod flIes may Sc
ean make ~ for i'laf. = h-rieS BE-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
prearv WAITING.

The chap who lives on the strength
Of what be used to BE- has to wait
loag lime for the second tablA- On
eaGo Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

1t Is great evil as well as mis-
fortune to be unable to utter promp
and decided nO.-Simmons.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Collected Some Alimonv Ais

She-This is Maud's third husband
and they all bore the name Of William
He-You don't say so! Why. the wo
man Is regular Bill collector.-New
York Times
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

A wise man should have money in
his head, but not In his heart.--Dean
Swift
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17
Eou.i "a N. c..

SempIe-J0hnson has trained his cat
to climb a brick wall. Nistor-Oh,
that's no stunt! I've trained my ivy
to do that.-Detroit News
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-17

An obstinate man does not hold
opinions: they hold him.-Butler.