Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-22

shipping Why. I'd have lost si.50d the first season"
 "it is such things that must be fig nned on when you make change" she said You haven't got anything fn mind just now. have you?' Not blamed thing. What a funny [ idea that was of mine-to go into chicken raising. was to start wfth l 10000 hens and increase the number until ] had five times as many. could ! figure on so many dozen eggs day. so many broilers. so much income per week. What l didn't figure on was the cost of production. but you did. and when ycn got at it you knocked my whole scneme into a cooked hat Mrs. Bowser. you've got sense in your head"
 "So have you. MT. Bowser. when you come to see the other side of things. You haven't finished with your paper yet. Don't let me inter rupt you
 Mrs. Bowser's idea was not to let him own up to anything more. but he laughed. relighted his cigar and said:
 Continues His Confessions.
 And I was going into the dairy business with 200 cows to start on. Lordy, Lordy. but what a fortune figured out of the milk and butter, It never occurred to me that it would cost a cent to feed and milk the cows and get the milk and butter to mar ket. Mrs Bowser. you know more in minute than l do in all day"
 "Oh. but you mustn't say that You saw how it was after a bit"
 And I was going to learn to be an aviator-ha. ha. And was going to pay S5,Ooo for a flying machine and get q contract to annihllate the enemy at so much per head Oh. I've been chump. Mrs Bowser-e-h-u-m-p chumpl"
 "Shan't I telephone the Greens to come in for a game of cardsY' she asked as she rose up.
 Not tonight. And I invented bur glar alarm and wanted to put s5.OOO fin it-ha. ha, Come to test it. it wouldn't alarm a cat. Mrs. Bowser. I sincerely beg your pardon"
 -But l said you needn't" she re- piled "If the Greens were to come in"-
 Never mind the Greens. He's got a boil on his leg. and that's all he'd ! want to talk about. And I invented a hair dye 10 be called after me, and I l could see a hundred thousand dollars 1 in it. l called you a dunce because | you didn't agree with me. Mrs. Bow | ser, I'm a fair minded man. when"-
 'or we might run into Browns" she suggested.
 Brown and Green and Black and White be hanged. Mrs. Bowser. as 1 ! started out to tell you. when I am in the wrong am ready to admit 1t"
 Yes
 ''I was in the wrong about that hair dye. I beg yourIpardon"
 'Tt is granted Was business at the office good today ?"
 Visits the Drug Store.
 And I've been wrong about other .bings. and ! beg your pardon in each md every case. believe in a square leal. and I believe it should begin at home. l want to go over to the drug tore now. and when I come back will try and think of some other things o beg your pardon about"
 Mrs. BOwser heaved a sigh of relief. There was no longer any danger of dT. Bowser flying of the handle trough some chance word. He found he druggist taking a bit of rest be- ween customers. and he lost no time aying: Doc. do you know I'd have made
 fool of myself a dozen times over ut for that wife of mine?"
 "Of course l know it. and so does else around here. It is a ubject of common remark"
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 Certainly But for her you'd be iu e he idiot asylum in a month." |. IT Doc. you are a blamed old arr. said NIT. Bowser as he walked ut.
 He entered his house five minutes ster. and Mrs. Bowser queried: You didn't make a long stay?" "No. ma'am. Only just long enough } learn that you were conveying the impression around town that I would ot know enough to chew cucumbers you didn't stand at my elbow. To- u LOTION we part You have the rest n the evening 10 figure out the alimo- il ? in" f, ls :. :. i. 1. 1. < E F ai
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