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The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
SPORT.

Before favorable 20-mile wind from
the south and southeast. eight racing
balloons sailed away from Kansas,
City in contests for the James Gordon
Bennett trophy and the Lahm cup.
= Articles have been signed in New
York for 2O-round fight between
Sam Langford and Joe Jeanette. the
negro heavyweights, to be fought at
Tom McCarey's club in Los Angeles.
November 11th.
The closing games of the 1911
American League season have been
played. BY virtue of its victory over
Cleveland, Chicago finished the sea-
son in fourth place. a fraction ahead Of
Boston; Cleveland was third, Boston
fifth. New York sixth, Washington
seventh and st. Louis last.
Ad Wolgast. the champion light
weight of the world. and Matt Wells.
the English champion. will meet in a
ten-round bout in New York October
rs. Announcement of the bout. which
was arranged several days ago. but
called off because of an insufficient
guarantee for Wolgast. was re-made
by George Mcdonald, manager for
Wells.
In the minds of the baseball public
the coming duel between the Giants
and the Athletics for the worlds
championship has narrowed down to
question Of pitchers. This is the
opinion OF Connie Mack. and McGraw
has agreed with him. Some have ar
gued that hitting will settle the cham
pionship, but that is practically the
same thing. as the hitting will depeni
entirely upon the strength or the
weakness OF the pitching.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
WASHINGTON.

Provisions for the establishment OF
a parcels post and the transportation
of mail by aeroplane has been made by
Postmaster General Hitchcock in his
annual estimates OF postoffice depart
ment expenditures, submitted to the
Treasury Department in Washington.
1t is announced by the Navy Ath-
letic Association that an agreement
has been reached with the athletic au-
thorities of the Army and the Univers-
ity OF Pennsylvania, by which the an
nual Army-Navy football game will be
played at Franklin Field, Philadelphia,
for the next two years.
Apparently intoxication is coming to
be regarded as a much more serious
offense among officers OF the army
and navy. 1t was announced at the
War Department that President Taft
had confirmed the sentence Of dismis-
sal in the case of four of the West
Point cadets recently convicted Of in
toxication.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
Low coLoNIsT RATES
via
THE DENVER Z mo oRANDE


The Scenic line OF the worid-
September 18th 10 October ISth. 1911.
tneiussve-oxs.oo
From Denver. Colorado Springs. Pu.
eblo. Canon City LeadvilIe. Glenwood
Springs. Delta. Grand Junction. GuDni-
son. Montrosc and all intermediate
points. Reduced rates are also author--
New Mexico to San Francisco. Los An
geles. sacramento. San Diego. Bakers
field, Fresno. San Jose. Santa Parbara.
Rcdding. Mnrysville and nii points on
main line of Western Pacific. Southern
Pacific and San Pedro Rys,. and to
Vancouver. Victoria, d. c.. and other
points In same territory.
Stopovcrs of five days will be al
west of Canon City and at Eiko. Reno.
Las Vegas, Lovelock. Shafter, Winnie
mucca. New. and all points in Cali
fornia, mt all points on tho Great
vest OF billings, Mt all points on the
o. 3. L and o. w. r. q N. Pocatelio
and west, and mt all points on South
ern Pacific between Portland. Ore. and
Daily lines of Pullman rouris,
sleeping Cars will leave Denver via
Denver q Rio Grandc, running through
out change.
Electric lighted Tourist Sleeping
Cars to San Francisco via Salt Lake
CITY and western Pacific Railway.
. Open-top Observation Cars through
the canons. sents free.
v,dr For Information regarding. train ser;
Rio Grando Agent or address Frank 4.
Wadleigh, General Passenger Agent.
Denver. Colo.
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New Association Gaining Many
Members.
FAITHS CURATIVE POWER
NOTED HEALTH EXPERT
GIVES REASON FOR BIG
SUCCESS IN MEDICINE

Tremendous success has attended the
organization of the new Munyon Hope
has secured more converts than he even
anticipated. and says that his Hope
Cult" is growing in leaps and bounds. It
Is said that the total membership of the
association throughout the United States
Is nowAwell over the half million mark.
In a statement for publication Prof.
Il want to talk to every sick. aiiInE and
despondent person In this city. want
want ", to tell them about my new philoso-
ply of health. which Is the fruit OF .
lifetime of study and experience IN deal
Il want to expound the Great Truth
that l have learned that there Is more
curative power IN an ounce Of Hope than than
should not take medicine except . .
medium through which the great cYra-
live. i've Medieines are necessary In the
cause Cause they give . patient physical sup
with with which to Brace up the viii power.
One knows. from the action Of the proper
medsnes tha, sd he or she he, Is feeling 9ss
which complete the cure
81 think that probably q million per-
sons at Least In the United States ate nsn hay.
had the best remedies medical science
that IL there is any virtue in medicine
my followers should have the best. but
! verify believe that more than one-haif
OF those who have been lifted to health
from the bondage OF chronic Illness.
really cured by the knowledge that they
had the utmost In medical lore at their
command. and the Hope this inspired.
physician I employ at my laboratories
In Philadelphia a large stan of expert
physicians and chemists. and I have
OF the United States detailed TO give frss
advice TO the sick and afflicted Ny
headquarters are at Munyon.s I-abora-
and I have there n stan OF duly register
ed physicians and consulting experts,
of medical advice absolutely free OF
charge"
Write today. addressing Prof J. NJ.
Munyon personally and your letter will
have a special care.
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Not LibeIous.

II would like to know. senator
whether this is a libelous artlcle?"
one Of the Washington correspondents
asked Senator John Sharp Williams Of
Mississippi.
What did you say about the MANI"
asked the Mississippi solon. running
his eye down the page OF manuscript
devoted to the shortcomings OF n
brother senator who has gained for
himself rather generous share Of
unpopularity.
"Why. I guess the worst thing
said about him was that he Is cross
between a buxzard and a hyena," re-
piled the newspaper man.
"Libeious? No. should say not"
exclaimed Williams: there Amt no
such Misunderstanding Chronicle
Telegraph.
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wbv the Walter Was Worried.

With a smile on his rubicund fea-
lures, tho hotel manager was enjoying
forty winks. Trade was booming. The
place was full. Good!
Knocks on the door OF his sanctum
recalled him to earth. In staggered .
perspiring waiter.
"P-p- p-p-lease. SIR" he stammered.
'T'm in terrible fix. A cent has Just
ordered roast mutton"
well, what OF it," snapped the
manager. There's plenty OF 1t. isn't
there?"
Yves, SIR" breathed the distracted
knight OF the napkin, but he's al
ready had one portion for venison-"
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GEN ERAL.

btttlnB on tne WOTiu udstDdli
series between New York and Phila-
delphia is at even money In boti
cities.
Earl Ovington. the aviator. started
from Governors Island In an attempt
to fly across the continent to Los
Angeles.
New high records were established
in the coffee market in New York
when contracts for near by deliveries
were firm at 1s5z.
Clifford Pinchot will return to Wash
ington about October 18th, prepared
to charge that a conspiracy has been
carefully organized to mislead public
opinion concerning Alaska
Quietness prevails in Chicago in
the strike OF shop workers on the
Illinois Central and other Hartman
railroads. according to the announce
ments OF railroad officials.
Four men were killed and six in
ty feet underground in a shaft under
Central Park. N. Y. where they were
working on the aqueduct for the Cats
kill water system.
A Burlington freight train was
wrecked half a mile east OF Lingo.
Macon county. Missouri. Six boys Of
New Cambria and Bevier. Mo-. are
reported to have been killed. They
were stealing a ride.
1t is said that son OF the late
United States Senator Stephen B. e.
kins is engaged to marry Miss Sarah
Brooke. talented English actress. Of
London. Miss Brooke is well-known
on both the American and English
stages.
The Wall street news agencies re-
port that Henry c. Frick, the steel
magnate and, next to J. p. Morgan.
the most masterful personality in the
steel trust, is about to retire from the
corporation, having sold most of his
stock.
There will be criminal prosecution
of officials OF the Steel trust, accord
ing to a statement made at the De-
partment OF Justice at Washington.
Who these officials are the depart
ment would not make known. Mean
while on the desk OF Attorney Cen
eral Wickersham, awaiting his return
from New York. are the papers in
suit in equity ready for filing against
the United States Steel corporation.
Out OF the testimony given before
the United States Senate committee In
Milwaukee, which is investigating
charges that corruption contributed
to the election OF Senator Isaac Steph.
enson was developed evidence that the
Stephenson campaign managers re-
sarded the $107.793. admittedly ex-
pended for the campaign for nomina-
tion, as small compared to $150.000 or
$780, 900 which might have been spent
for a campaign more systematically
conducted.
W. K Chung, dean Of Canton Chris
tian college and president OF the Can
ton Board OF Trade at Canton, China.
while speaking in Boston. declared
that his country Is about to be en-
quilted in civil war greater than any
since the dawn of civilization. He
says that the number Of Christian
Chinese has doubled since the Boxer
war and that the 20O. 900 native Chris
tions In China will be increasd to 400.-
900 in 1920. The Christian Chinese
and the thousands Of students grad
uated from the Chinese colleges and
he universities OF Europe and Ameri-
ca will form the nucleus that will give
the revolution birth.
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Got His Number.

The supervisor of n school was try
ing TO prove that children are Rck-
ing in observation.
To the children he said: Nov.
children. tell me a number to put on
the board"
Some child said "thirty-eix" The
supervisor wrote sixty-three.
He asked for another number and
seventy-six was given. He wrote
sixty-seycn.
When a third number was asked .
child. who apparently had paid no at
tention. called out:
"Theventy-thcven- Change that. you
old thucker."-Everybo
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
HoMEsEEkERs exc RsioN
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR
ING 1911

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail-
way will sell round trip homcseekers'
excursion tickets to a great many
points In New Mexico and Texas st
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
Is days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates. etc. call on your nearest Colo
RADIO and Southern agent or address T.
y. Fisher. General Passenger Agent.
Denver. Colo.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

J. S. Norman, wealthy citizen OF
Fullerton. Neb., remarked his first
wife on the fifty-third anniversary OF
their first wedding, after having been
married to two other women.
The eight hour law for women.
passed by the recent session Of the
Washington Legislature, has been de-
clared constitutional by Superior
Judge John F. Main, at Seattle.
After hunting bear in Texas, ele-
plants in Africa. and various other
things in his own country. Col. Theo-
dore Roosevelt. it is intimated, may
go to Long BeaeL. Cal. to hunt
whales.
Transcontinental railways have
asked the Interstate Commerce to sus-
pend its orders in Pacific coast
cases." involving the heaviest railroad
traffic in the United States. until the
Commerce Court passes upon their
merits.
The municipal matrimonial bureau
is the latest innovation in connection
with the Des Moines plan OF city gov
ernment. Edward C. Lytton. the
mayors secretary. has been desig-
mated general manager Of the bureau.
which is announced as the clearing
house for lonely souls"
Six thousand working men, repre-
senting forty trades unions, marched
through the streets of Portland in n
demonstration to express the sympa-
thy OF local labor organizations for
the Mcnamara brothers, who are fac
ing trial on a charge OF murder in
connection with the Times disaster
in Los Angeles. Cal.
'Tf nothing untoward happens. /"
said President Taft in his Seattle
speech, you can count on the COM
pletion OF the canal not later than the
first of July. 1913. 1t has only been
promised on the first of January, 1915,
and therefore, IL it is not ready until
then, you must not say that anybody
made promise that 1t would be com
pleted before"
With the date for the drawing for
66,5s2 acres OF government farm lands
in South Dakota set for October 24th,
the registration is now Its height
Every train into D.sllas and Gregory
brings hundreds OF landseekers and 1t
is estimated that by midnight OF Octo-
ber oath over 100000 will have sworn
in their applications. The registra-
tion started october 2nd.
Several prominent Salt Lake City
capitalists. headed by William Spry.
governor of Utah, have agreed in the
formation of a company to build the
Utah division OF the Denver, North
western & Pacific railroad (Moffat
road), from the Colorado state line
to Salt Lake City. Utah. and. in con-
junction with foreign interests. to con-
tinue the road westward by arrange
ment with the present holders OF Moi
fat road stock.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

over the kidneys that
1t was a task for me
to turn in bed. My
kidneys acted very
frequently. but the
secretions were re-
tarded and passages
scalded. I was weak
and run down. After
taking other rene
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
A cIrcumlocution.

"I am inclined to think" said the
man who speaks with firmness. though
with caution, that our friend Mr..
Grafton Grabb was created on the
Sabbath"
For what reason?"
1--WE are told that an honest man is
the noblest work OF the Creator. and
also that on the seventh day the Gre
ator rested"
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FOREIGN.

The italian flag floats over Sultania
fort at Tripoli. which is occupied by
landing parties. Part Of the fleet is
anchored in the harbor and the other
warships lie short distance from the
dismantled Notifications.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

1t IL announced that Russian caviar
is a cure for the cholera. Probably
It works on the principle that anyone
who knows he would have to eat Rus
sian caviar will refuse to have the
cholera.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

It is reported that Egyptian coats
are the latest in woman's garb. After
viewing chromos portraying Cleopatra
we gather that miscroscope will be
needed to find the coats.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

In a duel between two Hungarian
counts the other day the right ear OF
one OF them was slashed In two II
Hungarian duels are going to bc as
sanguinary as that they will have to
be stopped.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

With the wife of one model hus-
band" committing suicide and the
of another suing for divorce. the COM
mon everyday kind Of husband may
be better thought of.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

American women. according to
German. do not know how to pose for
q photograph. In the art of arriving
with both feet. however. they are
quite sophisticated.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

The Pennsylvania man who. while
intoxicated. took out a marriage IL
cense. thinking 1t was a dog license,
well deserves the dogs life that his
marriage is apparently leading him.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

A temperance society in Cleveland
is trying to find out what a highball
is. 1t may be unnecessary to state
that the society In question IL a strict
iy feminine one.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Atwood says he is not going to fiy
any more. Maybe there is one man
who knows when he has had enough
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Sandwiches made Of finely chopped
violets spread over thin slices of but
tered bread are being sold in New
York grill rooms. Evidently cloves
are too plebeian for some Of the New
Yorkers.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

dies without benefit. began using
Doan's Kidney Pills and was COM
pletely cured. l was going through
the critical period Of a woman's life
At the time and after using Doan's
Kidney Pills there was a miraculous
change for the better In my health"
when Your Back is Lame, Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S."
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

The chap who sips his coffee at
breakfast behind a newspaper is now
classed with the end-seat hog.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

A st. Louis man committed suicide
because his wife was too affectionate-
In other words. she loved him to
death.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Now . physician rises to remark
that there IL really no such thing a.
seasickness. The imitation. however.
10 SO good a. to deceive the most ex-
perienced.
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Speaking of speed records. there is
the bandit who robbed two restau-
rants in 20 minutes.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Elated. apparently. at the addition
of an ''h" to its name. Pittsburgh Is
to have a 40-story bank building Tho
Smoky City is feeling the uplifting
tendencies Of the times.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

The samples of ice cream contain
ting 100000 bacteria to the cubic CEN
dmeter seem to be minor leaguers
compared to those containing g.
o0O. 900.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Within ten minutes after landing in
New York a Toledo citizen had been
robbed twice. New York may keep
that record for speed as long - It
likes.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Forty years ago this fall a COW in
Chicago kicked over a lamp and
burned the town down. It has. how
ever. picked up remarkably well ever
since.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

A London girl smoked a calabash
pipe on the streets of that city. And
still they say over there that Ameri-
can girls are forward.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

'Aviatrice" Is the new word for the
woman aviator. As there is only one
10 far we needn't bother our heads
about what the plural Of "aviatrice"
n.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

A physician flndE that there is an
other standard life prolonger-sauer-
kraut The discovery was made in
Cincinnati
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Boston has the distinction of having
the first mortgaged aeroplane. But.
then. ON an airship It ought to be easy
to raise a mortgage.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

An Akron CO., man was found walk
ing in his sleep with baby In his
arms. That's our notion of a model
husband!
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

II you wish beautiful. clear, white
clothes. use Red Cross Bag Blue. AT all
good grocers.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Speed has its victims whether Of
the air. the rail. the race track or fast
life.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
SIXTH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL
DRY FARMING CONGRESS-.
Colorado Springs, Colorsds.

Ortober 1d-21. III.
all stations In Colorado via THE DEN
WEIR a niO GRANDE RAILROAD, "The
scents Scr 6c Linz 9f the werid, s,, T,ske,s on
turn limit Oct. "a. 1911. For further
detailed Information. apply to Loc NJ.
leigh. General Passenger Agent, Dem
yer. Colorado.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Farmers are having glorious pic
mic season.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Charity organizations uncover
multitude Of sinners.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
AT A CRITICAL PERIOD.
Of Peculiar In.erss. to Women.

Mrs. Mary !. Remington, Eigleberry
st.. Gilroy, Cal, says: II suffered SO
severely from pain and soreneas
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
lust for the Summer.

The old woman who lived in a shoe
explained.
"Roomier than summer hotel
rooms" she cried.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

Winter would not be so bad II the
cantaloupe would stick around.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12

HOWARD {. BURTON. AssAYeR L CHEMIST
LEADS1LLE. COLORADO.
Specimen prices Gold silver. lead. %. golt
silver. Use. gold. Soc. sino or copper III
Mailing enyeiepe. and fuii price iist sent on
application. Control and umpire work 50
lcfted- Reference; csrbonate National Hank
BON l. LOOK .yp,. psr,,, r si' .,ss. ,, 2, nE..
log mailed free. Cor ttth risks. Denver
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-10-12
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS. D o N G 3, ACHIEVE
MENTs, suFFERINGs. HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
western Newspaper Union News Service.
WEST ERN.

J. S. Herman. wealthy citizen OF
Fullerton. Neb.. remarked his first
wife on the fifty-third anniversary OF
their first wedding, after having been
married to two other women.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-08-17
TIDAL WAVE AND TYPHOON
Sweep Over Japan killing Five Hum
dred People.

More than 500 lives were lost and
great devastation ashore and afloat
resulted from a typhoon and A tidal
wave which spept over Japan July
&c, according to advices brought by
the steamer Empress Of Japan. The
fishing fleets from Shidzuoka suffer-
ed severely Several hundred fish
ermen were drowned.
At Tokyo a tidal wave swept away
many houses, including a large tea
house with 33 persons. The noted
Sherwiga inlaid work factory collap-
sed and Is employees were killed. A
torpedo boat was swept in shore at
Tokyo and several steamers founder
ed, while big liners dragged anchors.
Eight of 40 men on the Acamori
Maru survived when she went down
in the typhoon off Kuno and 100 fish
ermen were drowned off there. The
Japanese naval training squadron was
crossing off Tosa and two seamen
were killed on the Hashidate and
seven injured. Thousands Of houses
collapsed, the number in Tokyo and
vicinity being over $4,000, according
to official statistics. The ware house
and factory districts of Tokyo suff-
cred severely, eight warehouses, con-
tanning goods worth SIG, 100000, be-
ing demolished. The loss there was
over S4,000,000.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1911-08-17
BLACK HAND CRIMES.
Commit Many Murders and Collect
Biz Sum of Money. -.

A summary of the crimes commit
ed by members of the BLACK Hand
in Chicago. Ill.,, during the year 1911
gives total of is murders, scores
of stabbngs and more than 20 oomD
explosions, 100000 collected IN
blackmail and the terrorlzlng OF
thousands by threats. With one or
two exceptions, none of the perpe-
traitors of these numerous crimes
have been convicted.
In March of the present year 1our
murders were committed near one
street corner in what is known as
Little Sicily" alone. That monN
also was more than ordinary proIlhc
of bomb explosions, in all OF when
considerable damage to property
was done.
During the trial of John Algonl on
charge of sending threatening let
ter through the mails Judge hene-
saw NJ. Lands, of the Federal court
received Letter warning him not 10
convict Algoni and bomb was plac-
ed at his door.