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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
PHYSICAL STRAINS.

Men Over Forty-Hve Should Take No
Excessive Exercise.
The physical decay of men over
forty must be more frequently men-
toned lest we forget the fact that our
physique was evolved for only thirty
five or forty years of strenuous use.
says American Medicine. 1t was not
so long ago that forty-f1ve was ex-
IRENE old age-counting time in the
large way of evolution. Lengthening
of life has been possible only because
civilization has let up the physical
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
LIVE STOCK MARKET,
OPENING of Market

Hogs $4,000. Left over $500. Opened
steady. Mixed 6.55Q6.S5, good 6.65 q
$50, rough 6.4O@6.6O, light 6.5596.92.
Cattle 10000; market steady to 1Oc
lower.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
NAPOLEON CARICATURES.
The First Was Drawn by Fellow Stu
dent at Brenne.

The First Was Drawn by Fellow Stu
dent at 5rienne.
Napoleon in caricature is one Of the
most prolific Of subjects. Indeed. Euro
pean political caricature from 179S
until 1915 may be said to have been
Napoleon. Although in France this
form of pictorial art was rigidly sup
pressed, Gilray and Rowlandson in
England and a score of artists in Ger
many and Austria were depicting the
great emperor as the most infamous
of monsters.
The first known caricature Of Bona
parte was drawn years before the first
consulate, when the Bourbons still sat
upon the throne of France. 1t is re-
produced in Norwood Young's THE
Growth of Napoleon" Young Bona
parties years at the military academy
at Brienne were not happy ones. He
was a Corsican. and at that time Cor
sica was a recently conquered prov
ince.
The cartoon. which was drawn by a
scboolmate. represents the future en-
peror standing, severe and determin-
ed look upon his face, with both hands
on the top of a musket, resting the
butt on the ground. A smaller figure
behind him. an old man whose nose
nearly reaches his chin. is pulling him
back by his wig.
Napoeon's feet face in two direc
tions-one forward. the other back
ward. Underneath is written, Bona
parte rushes to the aid of Paon to
rescue him from the hand of his ene-
miles," These words have been struck
through with a pen. which has also
been drawn across the face of Ma
poleon-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
A CHARMING Woman.

is one who is lovely IN face, form, mind
and temper But it is hard for a wom-
an to be charming without health. A
weak, sickly woman will be nervous
and irritable. Constipation and kid
ney poisons show in pimples, blotches,
skin eruptions and wretched COM
pltxion. But Electric Bitters always
prove a godsend to women who want
health, beauty and friends. They reg
ulate stomach, liver and kidneys, pur-
ify the blood; give strong nerves,
bright eyes. pure breath, smooth, vel
vety skin, lovely complexion and per-
feet health. Try them. so cents at
all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05

Thuday
WEATHER CONDITIONS.

The area of low pressure which has
been attended by occasional thunder
storms in the Canadian northwest and
in the Missouri and lower Mississippi
valleys and in Minnesota extends from
Manitoba and Lake Superior southwest
ward to Texas. with the greatest baro
metric depression over northwestern
Iowa Continued high temperatures
prevail in the central valleys and the
sections to the eastward, but cooler
weather is accompanying an area of
high pressure that is central over Mon.
tana. Owing 10 the low pressures to
the westward and the presence of a
high over the southeast, generally fair
and continued warm weather is indi-
Gated for this vicinity, except that local
thunderstorms are probable tonight.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
OBSERVATIONS.

High Low Prep.
yes last 24hrs.
terd'y. night inch.
Atlantic City ....... 7S ~ 90
Boston 80 104 76 90
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05

New York Central 49,. -.......10Sh
Great Northern -. -. -. 49,. -134A
Northern Pacific ..... .........- 1922 II
Shelters -...-.-. 1874
Canadian Pacific -. -. ......- .236%
| Pennsylvania - -. -. ......124
Erie -. -. 80. -. 80 ........ 362
Lead 90
| Chesapeake G Ohio -. 80. ...-. 81
Brooklyn Rapid Transit ........ S0A
Baltimore & Ohio -. -. 1890. .1O7S
St Paul ..... 49,. .-1Z49s
Copper oIfe
Lehigh Valley ...17OA
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.
July Following are the quota
tons on the local market today:
Eggs, 1870.
Butter-Dairy. 21c; creamery. 2254c.
Lard, 1oc.
Feed and Fuel.
Corn, per bushel, SEC and SIC.
Oats, 40c.
Wheat, soc.
Forage-Timothy hay, $1s.
Glover hay. SIS.
Wild hay, $12 to s13.
Straw, 81.
Coal-Lump, per bushel, 15c; slack.
1Oc.
Wood, $3.50 per load -
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
Work VIII Soon Start

after you take DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, and you'll quickly enjoy their
fLe results. Constipation and indi-
gestion vanish and fine appetite re-
turns. They regulate stomach, liver
and bowels and impart new strength
and energy to the whole system. Try
them. Only Csc at all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
BOARD OF TRADE TRANSACTIONS.


Wheat.
July, 901k, 901a, 500, s97s.
September. s1A, s1%, 9O34, 91S.
December, sS4. s49s, sS14. s47s.
July, 641a. 65. 631a, 64%.
September, IS. 667s, GAY, 66A.
December, 6315. &c, 631f, &c.
Oats.
July, As, IS, 80. 45A.
September. 451h. 46&. ASH. 1865.
December, 4S, 4s1a. 471z, ASS.
Pork.
July. 1852, 1870, 1850. 1850.
September. 1890, 1896, 1877, 1885.
Lard.
July. S27. s.32, s.27. $40.
September, S.45. s.47. S.37, S.42.
Ribs.
July, SAT. $50, SAT, SAT.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-05
TOddy's Market Quotations

members OF Chicago Board OF Trade
Grain. provisions. stocks. and cotton.
Local offices at Rock Island house. Rock
island. Il. Chicago Office, eS-s9-1O0.
Board OF Trade. Local telephone. No.
west 1901
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
PRAIRIE QUEEN

Art Donaldson of Chanute, spent
Wednesday night with his cousin,
Bill HardendOrf
Mr. and Mrs Will Kelley spent
Saturday and Sunday with the latters
parents, Mr. and Mrs ] w Barriger
Mr. and Mrs G W Montgomery
and daughter, Zula, and Earl Bundy
spent Sunday with ] Krouse and
family
Mr. and Mrs A H McLaren of
carlton, spent Saturday night with
the latters parents, James Mcdonald
and family
Emma, Abbie, Herchel and Ted
Hardendorf and Ruth, Leth and
Tommy Mcdonald spent Sunday
afternoon with Norris young folks
E E Brown and family spent Sun
day with Frank Maynard and family
B Kiser and family spent Saturday
night with Mr. and Mrs DR.. Brown of
Chanute
Bill Hardendorf, Ruth Mcdonald,
Walter Mcdonald, Emma Hardendorf,
Earl Bundy and Jaunita Montgomery
spent Sunday evening with Mr. and
Mrs Tom Henry
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Harold Bodley visited in Tulsa over

Harold Bodley visited in Tulsa over
Sunday.
E. l.. johnson aud wife visited
over Sunday In Erie.
Col. ]. G. Isett was in Tulsa on
business Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Edna Ellsworth and two
children came mp from Cherryvale
Saturday afternoon to visit at the
home of DR.. w. K. Mathis.
Mrs. L. A. Workman Of Thayer is
visiting her daughter Mrs. Claude
Older.
Miss Mary Daley Of carlton is
visiting her sister Mrs. Jno r. Tye.
FL. Johns left Saturday for Los
Angeles where he expects TO remain
till the last OF December,
DR.. Ralph Light has returned to
Chanute after taking a course OF
lectures this winter, and it is now
time for everybody TO get sick and
give the boy a chance.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Market Report.
Kansas City Stock Yards, Nov. 20, II

Kansas City Stock Yards. Nov. 20, 1911
The run today is $4,000 head here,
and the marh ct is weat to 10 lower.
Two loads of heavy COWS sold to
New York bu, er today at 81 rs to
SIS 90, no lower than last week One
hundred cars of quarantine Gait e
arrived today, mostly grass steers at
81 90 to $500, few fed steers up to
So 25. Stockers sell at $3.75 to SIS so,
feeders 81 IS to SIS rs, about quarter
cheaper than a week ago oa the
lower half.
Hog receipts exceeded eighty thou
sand head ere last week, and the
quality averaged better than hereto
fore. Prices made a net gain OF 10 to
Is cents. The run is Is thousand TO-
dav at Sc As, bulk including all the
light weights, at S. so to So 40, pigs
a. 25 to 1925
Sheep-Run is $1,000 TODAY, market
a shade lower lambs worth up to
IS. rs. though 1925 was the top today.
light yearlings up to 81 so, wethers
So Is, ewes $500 to $3.50, feeding
lambs 81 90 to $4.60
A, j. RICKART,
Live Stock Correspondent.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
First published in The Chanute Times, octobe
PUBLICATION NOTICE
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF NEoSHo
County. Kansas.
G. W. Grebe.

G. w. Keller. E. j. Keller. Frank Y. Pearson,
State Bank of Amity, of Amity. Colorado. a
corporation. T. j. Fitzsmmons, and Pearl M
Townsley and Andrew Townsley, Defendants.
Pearl NJ Townsley and Andrew Townsley.
two of the above named defendants are here
by notified that they have been made parties
defendant in the above entitled action where
in G, W Grebe is plaintiff and G. w, Keller. et
ais, are defendants that the defendant, State
Bank of Amity. of Amity, Colorado is seeking
to foreclose the mortgage given by said Pearl
M. Townsley and Andrew TownSley to secure
their promissory note for the sum of seven
hundred forty three rdollarS and seventy
eight cents (S743,7s), said mortgage covering
the following described real estate to-wit
Lots One a. and Two (2) in Block Five 90.
Benedicts Addition to Chanute. Kansas that
the answer and cross petition of said defend
ants. Amty State Bank of Amity, Colorado. is
on file in the ofice of the Clerk of the District
Court of Neosho County Kansas; that by said
petition this defendant seeks to foreclose the
mortgage herein mentioned; that said defend
ants. Pearl NJ. Townsley and Andrew Towns
ley must answer said answer and cross petit
ton on or before the 18th day of December,
1911. or the allegations therein contained will
be taken as true and this defendant will have
judgment rendered foreclosing its said mort
gage and the above described premises sold
according to law, and the proceeds derived
therefrom applied to the payment of its said
claim and interest, together with costs of this
action. and all equity of said defendants in
said premises and their right to redeem will
be forever barred and foreclosed.
Smith a. Brobsb
Attorneys for Defendant. State Bank of Amity
of Amity. Colorado.
Attest; G. w Bricker.
Clerk of the Court
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
CARLTON.

Mrs e e Godfrey of Chanute
speut the latter part of the week
with her sister, Mrs r M Mecum
Saturday she went over by Urbana to
visit Ward Culley aud wife
Guy, Gerald and Hazel Varndell
spent Sunday with their cousins,
Chas Bailey and family
Alfred Elliott and wife visited her
sister Mrs Harry Umbergar Sunday
James Daley and family visited her
sister Mrs Joseph Hoke and family
Sunday
Mrs Adam Liess spent Saturday
night at James Daley's east Of town.
Mrs Milt Clemens, Mrs Clarence
Blessing and Ellen Daley spent
Saturday evening with Mrs Liess
Claude Friedline and wife spent
Saturday night with her parents Mr.
and Mrs r Blessing
Noah Clemens and family north
west Of Chanute, Milt Clemens and
wife and son Lawrence spent Sunday
with their parents grandpa and
grandma Heilman
Miss Mae Cornell of Chanute, spent
Sunday afternoon with her parents,
w M Cornell
Eta Cornell went to Ohanute
Saturday to visit friends
Geo. Bricker and wife spent Sunday
with John Osborn and family, north
east of town
Grandma Ermey who has been
visiting her two sons Ed and Phil
Ermey east of Chauute for the past
three weeks, came Monday to visit
her daughter, Mrs Lewis Rise and
husband for awhile
The games of basket ball played
Wednesday evening by the Urbana
girls and boys and carlton girls and
boys resulted In the following scores:
Girls 6 to 2 in favor of the carlton
girls, boys 4 to 2 IN favor of the
carlton boys The close score shows
a very evenly matched team 1t is
to be hoped that the teams can now
keep up the winning streak the
girls have not lost game so far The
game is clean and decidedly health
full Future games will be announced
later
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Interestinn Race.

The Cholo Indians OF Peru are a
simple, docile people, although semi
savage In the remoter districts. They
have the usual characteristics OF
mountaineers, poetical temperament
tinged with melancholy and tainted
with superstition. They are extreme
ly hardy and courageous. A Cholo
will make long and fatiguing Journeys,
abstaining altogether from food for
days at a time, sustained almost sole
ly by the cocoa leaves, which are
chewed in the same manner as the
Kafirs of South Africa eat the kola
nut under similar circumstances.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
A Stilted LlXIna.

Thousands of men in England earn
their living during a considerable por-
ton Of the year by their ability to
walk and work on tall stills. Most OF
them are employed in the hop fields,
where they have displaced the high
stepladders formerly in use. During
the pole stringing season the silt
workers, IL feet from the ground. per
form the work with ease and without
loss of time or motion. A trained silt
man will do the work of four men work
iLg with stepladders. 1t is said.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
HobbIea.

Hobbies are among the things that
make a man seem human and pic
turesque. One likes Lowell 4ather the
better for his insisting year In and
year our that the English have no
sense of humor; and the austerity OF
President Eliot is softened by his GER
tainty that there is no sport com
parable to rowing.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
plnerlna Terms Tor coins.

The language of money differs In
different parts of the United States.
On the Pacific coat the usual term
for a quarter dollar is two bits. In.
the rural communities of New York
and New .ngland the people still talk
OF snillings. referring to the old colo
Eial coin Of twelv and half cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Flne.Feathered VuIture.

In the South American forests Is
found the most beautifully colored OF
all vultures, and it is the true king
over the black vultures and turkey
buzzards. Its plumage Is of dell
cate cream. with black quilts, and the
head is brilliantly colored with red
and orange.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Fac of Shoe Collecting.

A girl in Radcliffe college has an In
teresting collection of shoes or slip
pers from every country in which she
has travelled, including the gold and
silver slippers of Russia, the patent
leather of Germany, the embroidered
slippers of the Tyrol. and a large col
lection of wooden shoes.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
PETROLEUM EXPERIMENTS

The United States Geological Sur
vey has for several years carried on
experimental work in corporation
with the John Hopkins University TO
determine the cause of the differences
In color, gravity and other features OF
crude oils found In the same oil field
Fifteen years ago David T. Day
found that crude oil cannot ooze
through the pores Of dry shales with
out leaving in the pores part OF the
heavier oils it contains. The expert
ments showing this fact made 1T
seem possible that differences be-
tween various Pennsylvania oils were
due to the density and the dryness OF
the shales through which they had
been diffused, and suggested that
these simpler Pennsylvania oils may
have been diffused through sbales
from more complicated asphaltic oils
containing sulphur.
The whole subject is reviewed In
Bulletin ATS of the United States
Geological Survey by j. Elliott Gilpin
and Oscar E. Bransky. The autht RS
particularly emphasize the results OF
recent experiments made by them 10
determine whether it is simply the
thickest oils in given crude OIL
which are separated out when Oil
diffuses through shale, or whether
the rate of diffusion depends on The
kind Of oil,
The results of these experiments
show the remarkable fact that un-
saturated oils, even those as thin as
or thinner ethan saturated oils, are
held back in the shale. Thus when
solution of benzol (unsaturated) and a
paraffin oil (saturated) is allowed to
diffuse upward through tube OF
fuller's earth (which is good type OF
sbale for experimental purposes). the
benzol tends to collect in the lower
sections and the paraffin oil In the
upper sections of the tube. 1t has
also been found that If water is added
to shae containing mixed solution
of saturated and unsaturated oils and
sulphur compounds, the water drives
out the saturated portion more easily
than the unsaturated. The sulphur
compounds also cling to the clay
The possibility is thus established
that the simpler paraff1n-base oils
may have been derived by diffusion
through shales from more complex
aspbalt-base oils. The significance
of these experiments as regards oil
deposits is discussed at length in the
report, a copy of which can be OBJ
tanned by addressing the director,
United States Geological Survey,
Washington, D. C.-Manufactures
Record.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Jas. Kelly went to Kansas City on
business Sunday night.

Jas. Kelly went to Kansas City on
business Sunday night.
G. E. Strickland aud wife spent
Sunday 10 Thayer with Mrs. Strick
lands mother Mrs. M. e. Osborn.
Miss Blanche Gordon visited be-
tween trains Saturday with her friend
Mrs. Douglas of Long Beach, Calf.
J.F. Winters has moved down from
lola to work IN the cement plant.
o. G. Essex and wife have moved
back from Cherryvale. The new
Slnta Fe time card causes his run as
brakeman to be changed to the E1-
poria branch.
Mrs. II. L. Davey visited with
relatives in Winfield over Sunday.
Henry f. Draper of The Timesett
spent Sunday with home folks at
Oswego.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Swede john
son of Wichita, an eight pound girl,
one day last week. Mrs. johnson was
formerly Miss Nellie Turner uf South
Santa Fe, this city.
Mrs. Ira Benedict and baby went to
Thayer Saturday afternoon for short
visit with relatives.
w. Fl. belong went to Pittshurg
Saturday afternoon on short bust
ness trip.
T. f. Morrison was in TbaYer on
business Saturday afternoon.
H. e. Meeker and nephew l. D.
Meeker went to Shaw Saturday after
noon to visit relatives and go hunt
ing a few days.
S. ]. Roberts left Monday for
Naravisa, New Mex on business.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Avoid InstilIinq Fear.

Fear is the guardian instinct OF
life. On the other hand, animals
that are too timid, so that even the
familiar becomes too suspicious, can
not get their food and cannot leave
progeny; they become eliminated
by the process of natural selection!
There is a certain amount of trust
that nature demands even of Its most
defenseless and timid children.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Little Trick of Humanity.

1t is brave and agreeable trait In
human nature that makes people lie
about the distance they have walk.
ed.-F1lson Young in Saturday Re
view.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
WATER USED At FIRE THIS TIME

A. grass fire of more serious nature
than the others which have caused
fire department runs recently occurred
Tuesday afternoon about three O'Clock
In the back yard Of John Coats resi-
dence, 321 S. Evergreen. The fire had
spread to the grass In three yards
before the hose was stretched and the
water turned on. A short line of old
fence was burned and trash in the
alley carried the flames across to
Stephen Schulte's automobile barn
which however is built Of concrete
and was not subjected to any danger.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Use Leisure lime Wisely.

Bind together your spare hours by
the cord of some definite purpose and
you know not how much you may &C
complish. man is commonly either
made or marred for life by the use
he makes of his leisure time.-Taylor
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
49,. pau More for coffee.

Coffee is the favorite non-alcoholic
dr,nk on the Bowery in New York. The
ealing houses there have raised the
price from one cent to three cents a
cup.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Self-M

It is better to be a self-made man
filed up according to Gods original
pattern-than to be half man-made
after some other mans pattern.-J. @.
Holland.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
MIscaIcuIatlon.

How stupid these men are! If my
master would have waited a month
or two. now he would have a roast
fowl instead oaf poached egg."-Pele
Mele
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24

The only freedom care about is the
freedom to do right; the freedom -
do wrong am ready to part with on
the cheapest terms to any one who
win take 1t of me.-Professor Huxley.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Candid Declaration.

What sort of a ticket does your
suffragette club favor?" WELL" re-
piled Mrs. Torkins, IF we owned right
up, l think most of us would prefer
matinee tickets"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
~ ook.out MountaIn.r

Better pull down the window cur
tains," said the guest at the mountain
hotel to his wife; remember the
mountain peaks. Boston Transcript
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24

a'HonI poos s-sI9H.. suiG1s IsuLoo
eql 10 uMop sBM sq usQA loop s,usm
kuBm lB psYoouH ssq 6lIGulIoddO
Hon7 sql smeIa ksqL usqL puV
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Exquisite ANGUISH.

A man can hardly suffer any greater
anguish than to have the conversation
work away from funny story he was
scheming to slip in as apropos OF
something that was said.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
The Wav to Tell.

You can't tell how much money a
man is making from the clothes he
wears. You. must get look at his
wife's.-Pittsburg News.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24

John Albertson aud wife OF
Cherokee county have returned home
after a visit with his sister Mrs. e.
Rush.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24

'AIols L94od Y0nl pIBQ &
mo HoBq suIpou leS puB 6suom IoJ
slJLA o. sIos 6lInd sJIA ssEvm II
:skss sslHkuusd sIoun.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Acts UnIustIv.

He often acts unjustiy who does
not do certain thing; not only he
who does a certain thing.-Marcus
Aurelius.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Fat and RIuht Reverend.

No power shall extract from US the
name of the portly bishop who Is now
known to the irreverent as weight
and See" London Punch.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
The Lure Of Ambition.

Ambition often puts men upon do
ing the meanest Offices; so climbing
is performed in the same posture as
creeping-Dean Swift.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Heard in Sunday School.

what should man do in case his
right hand offends him?" Become
left-handed."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
The Prize Puzzle.

Outsider-"Who was elected In your
city last timer" Citizen-"We don't
know yet We're having a guessing
contest about 1t now"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
Such a Difference,

you say Garston made complete
confession? What did he get-five
years?" mo, fifty dollars. He con-
fessed to the magazines. Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24
The Main Attraction.

Popular approval wouldn't be so
much sought after If 1t didn't carry a
STANDARDIZATION Globe.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-11-24

Mrs, S. L. Flvecoat Of Tulsa, re-
turned home Tuesday after visiting
relatives here.