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Death Of Ex.oov. AIbInus Mana.

Death Of Ex.0ov. AIbInu0 Nance.
Chicago. Ill.-Albinus Nance, 6S
years old. former governor OF Nebras.
ka. died here Thursday at the Angus.
tana hospital of pneumonia. He IL
survived by widow and a daughter,
Mrs. Walter l.. Anderson. both Of
Lincoln. Neb.. and six brothers.
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All Paid for In "Tlns ~

MI FdIu tor IN "TTp0,V
Denver. Colo.--One thousand dimes
all locent piece tips, received during
a period covering two years, were paid
oy Miss Ivy Cole, waitress In local
cafe, for q fur coat,
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Grinnell, lathe Rockefeller edu.
cational fund will give to Grinnell
college 100000. conditional on the
raising OF 100000 from other sources
by June Is. 1918. according to an an.
nouncemcnt Just made by Presiden'
II. +. Mines.
The Red Cloud chief., 1911-12-14
Socialist Ticket Defeated.

Los Angeles. Cal.-George Alexan.
der. good government candidate for
mayor, was reelected by an over
whelming majority over Job Harri.
man, socialist.
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Must Have 4 Republic.

Peking.-The Chinese rebels in the
vicinity Of Hankow are regaining con.
idence according to consular reports
received here and leaders of the revo-
luton are not willing to consider any
terms from the government excep,
those providing for q republic.
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Particular Woman.
"She insisted on having q woman

She Insisted on having woman
lawyer secure her divorce"
"Why was she SO Particular"
"She did not want to 60 contrary to
that portion Of the marriage ceremony
that reads. Let no man put asun.
der Judge.
The Red Cloud chief., 1911-12-14

When you hear two men talking %
loudly that they can be heard In the
next block. they are talking about
something they know nothing about.
The Red Cloud chief., 1911-12-14

After woman living In . small
town has visited in the city for cou.
pie Of weeks she calls her hired girl
q maid.
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Fridays consrsssIona, Routine.

THE SENATE.
Not In session.
Lorimer senatorial Investigation
continued with witnesses for the de.
fense.
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THE HOUSE,
Met at noon

Beet sugar farmer subpoenaed BY
sugar trust committee to refute testi.
mony OF peonage in Colorado.
representative Moon Of Pennsyl
wanna denounced tho reports that he
ma nad a INST fight with Representative
Thomas of Kentucky,
The Red Cloud chief., 1911-12-14

Stranger-But isn't this town pretty
slow?
Native-Slow? Say, nearly every
evenin' there's the gol dingest most
excitin' checker game at the store
you ever seen!
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n loodS
Sarsa

Cures all blood humors, all
eruptions, clears the complex.
ion, creates an appetite, aids
digestion, relieves that tired
feeling, gives vigor and vim.
Get II today in usual liquid form Or
chocolated tablets called oavoatahO.
The Red Cloud chief., 1911-12-14
The Paradox

The Paradox.
MY doctor Is o paradoxical one"
How so?"
"The more he reduced the swelling
the higher the bills grew"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
rhaokeraY,a pisfiaured Noss.

The usual account Of how Thack-
cray was dist cured says that venables
broke the novelist's nose In fair
fight John Ward In Notes and Que
ries supplies another version. About
a year after Thackeray's death Mr.
Ward was travelling on one Of the
main railways and had as companions
two old ladies who knew Thackeray
well. One of them said the novelist
had told them this story:
Being one of the youngest pupils
Dat Charterhouse). he was chosen by
one of the older lads. a rather proud
aristocrat in his way. to act as his
fag. Thackeray bore it as well as he
could. but demurred to some more ar
bitrary command than usual and fatty
refused to obey, whereupon the young
'aristocrat' caught Thackeray up, held
his head under his arm and with the
heel of his boot used as hammer
beat the beautiful aquiline nose quite
fiat with his face-in fact. breaking
and injuring it's structure completely
the excuse being, You'll clean my
boots next time, SIR
Before his injury Thackeray was,
the same authority says. remarkably
ome.-Westminster Gazette.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
When Nature Was Tinekeeper.

In the British museum is a large
stone composed of carbonate of lime,
which would serve perfectly as a day
laborer's calendar inasmuch as it would
indicate to him every Sunday and holt
day Of the year. though not the day Of
the month. Moreover. the stone is an
actual time record of the work done
for long period in an English coal
mine.
The Sunday stone,' as it is called.
was removed from a cclliery drain.
When the miners were at work the
water running through the drain left
a deposit colored black by the coal
dust, but when no work was being
done the water ran down clear and left
a white deposit. These deposits in the
course of time built up the stone
Each day Of work left a black streak,
Immediately followed by a white streak
made during the night. Wide white
streaks indicate the holidays and Sun
days.-Harper's Weekly.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
Won His Supper.

Terry is of that class of gentry
whose nimble wit is the only thing
which keeps them from starving in
this day of probabilities. Terry is a
great coffee drinker. and many are the
expedients he will undertake to get 1t
when he is without funds. The other
evening he walked into cafe and said
to the proprietor:
Good evening, Mr.. NJ"
How are you. Terry" was the re-
Spouse.
Pretty good pretty good. barrin' a
bad t'roat. It's glad / am TO see yer
self lookin' so smart and yer dom so
well in yer business, now, amt yer?
It's glad am. too, about that By the
way, Mr.. NJ, would yer be afther
trustin' me this evening"
Trust you! Terry, l wouldn't be
trustin' my own father
'Thrue fer you, Mr. NJ. If I'd know
ed yer father as well as you perhaps
wouldn't trust him meself"'
And Terry got his coffee and rolls
Chicago News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
QUICKLY CURES COUGHS,
COLDS AND CATARRH.

If you, dear reader, could spend an
hour looking over a few of the thou
sands of testimonials that we have on
file, you would not go on suffering
from catarrh, that disgusting disease
that will surely sap your vitality and
weaken your entire system if allowed
to continue.
You would have just as much faith
lin HYOMEI as We have, and we have
so much confidence in its wonderful
curative virtue that it is sold the coun-
try over under a positive guarantee to
cure catarrh, Group, sore throat, coughs
and colds or money back.
No stomach dosing Wnen you
breathe HYOMEI. Just pour a few
drops OF the liquid into the inhaler,
and breathe it in.
1t is mighty pleasant to use; it
opens up those stuffed.up nostrns IN
two minutes, and makes your head
feel as clear as a bell in a short time
Breathe HYOMEI and kill the ca
taIrh germs. It's the only way to cure
catarrh. It's the only way to get rid
of that constant hawking, snuffling
and splitting.
A complete HYOMEI outfit which
includes bottle Of HYOMEI and a
hard rubber pocket inhaler, costs
500 If you already own a Hyomei
inhaler you can get an extra hottie
of HYOMEI for soc. Sold by E. ].
Jenkins.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
ATTENTION, CHICKEN FANcIERs.

We desire to again call especial at
tention to the meeting to be held at
the city hall Saturday afternoon, May
20, at $3.50 o'clock for the purpose of
organizing Brazos County Poultry
and Pet Stock Association. 1t is our
wish that large gathering be had
for the purpose as stated above, and
we want every person in Brazos coun-
ty, little, big, old and young, who are
interested in poultry and pet stock to
come out to the meeting or if you
can not attend send in your name for
membership. In connection with the
fair this fall we want to hold the big
gest and best show possible and show
to the world that Bryan and Brazos
has and can produce as fine chickens
and pet stock as any county in the
state The country people are espe-
cially invited to come in and join the
association.
C. E. JENKINS,
w. E. GRAHAM,
GEO. A. ADAMS,
Committee.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
Back to Adam

A parchment roll over a foot wide
and nineteen feet long containing the
genealogical tree Of King Henry VI. is
in the Welsh National library at
Aberystwith The work is beautifully
executed in tabular fashion of the lat
ter half Of the fifteenth century and is
Illuminated with miniatures. rich CAPT,
tails aid red ornamental letters The
pedigree is traced from Adam. and
the particulars occupy a red line of
six yards on the scroll On the left
side Of the pedigree appears the list
of archbishops of Canterbury down TO
John Stafford and on the right side
the list of Welsh princes down to Ed,
ward I.-Dundee Advertiser.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
THE BRIDE.

The orange blossom crowns her
The bridal satin gowns her
The happy anthems ring
Girlhood's gay reign is over
She goes to meet her lover
While Eden's voices sing.
The marriage VOW is spoken
The wedding bread Is broken
With blessings and with tears;
These two set out together
Through storm and sunny weather
To journey through the years,
Fate send you your choice dover
Great JOY and plenty shower
From blue and kindly skies;
Earths music and its laughter
And gladness ever after
And love that never dies
So life goes on forever
Hands join no more TO sever
The roses crown the June!
And down the aisle a-swinging
We hear the angels singing
A joyous hymnal tune.
Kate Masterson.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
Eskimo Trial Marriage.

The trial marriage is an ineradi-
cable custom among the Eskimos. II a
young man and woman are not suited
with each other they try again. and
sometimes several times. but when
they find mates to whom they are
adapted the arrangement is generally
permanent. If two men want to marry
the same woman they settle the ques-
ton by a trial of strength. and the
better man has his way.-"The North
Pole" by Robert T. Peary
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
STATUS OF POWER PLANT WORK

The work on the power plant has
been pushed as rapidly as possible
Mr. Lawler has been giving his per-
sonal attention to the work and eX-
poets the machinery to be in operation
by July 30. The foundations for the
building were completed today and the
elevators for carrying concrete have
been constructed. The entire building
will be of reinforced concrete and the
foundations were made extra solid on
account of the heavy machinery.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
BIDS WANTED.

Sealed bids will be received by the
up to II o'clock noon
May 81, 1911, for the erection of a
lodge room. Plans and specifications
for same can be seen at my place of
business. The right is reserved to re-
iect any and all bids.
F. SOMMERLATTE.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
LITTLE WALLACE ORR.

One of the saddest events of the
past week was the death of little Wal
lace Bernard Orr, the only child of
Mr.. and Mrs. Ollie Orr, of Edge. He
was born June &c, 1910, thus making
his age ten months and fourteen days
at the time of his death. Little Wal
lace was a child of perfect health.
Only three weeks ago he was taken
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First National Bank


monia, and he became much VOL
till death took him from us Frid
moring, May u, 1911. Although
grieve for him, we know he Is s.
in heaven, where he has gone to mi
many other precious little ones 81
before. He was laid to rest in
Old Presbyterian cemetery Saturd
May 10. Weep not for little Valid
for our Lord hath surely said: "Su
little children to come unto Me, foli
such is the kingdom of heaven"
HIS AUNTIH
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= Helpinp Dad.

Small Johnny-Papa. would you be
glad if | saved a dollar for you? Papa
Certainly, my son. Small Johnny
We'll, saved it for you, all right.
You said if | brought a first class re-
port from my teacher this week you
would give me a dollar. and didn't
bring it.-Chicago News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
NOTICE TO PUBLlC!

The general delivery window of the
Bryan postoffice will open from 3:15
p. m. to 1880 p. m, commencing Sun
day, May p, 1871.
]. A. MYERS, Postmaster.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
What She Wanted.

Father Ito his daughter,-I've brought
you either for your birthday. my
dear. and a book by which you can
teach yourself to play on it in a month.
Daughter-But it was the either teach
er | wanted most-Fliegende Batter
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
Honesty,

Judge-Did you have a partner with
you when you committed this bur
glary? Burglar-No, your honor !
never works with anybody. You see,
you never can tell whether a chap IL
honest or not!
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
Nj an.

Man is the sun Of the world, more
than the real sun. The fire of his
wonderful heart is the only light and
heat worth gauge or measure.--Emer-
son
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MRS. SARAH &. STAFFORD DEAD.
IRv Associated Press.1

San Antonio, Texas, May 1S.-Mrs.
Sarah E. Stafford, mother of Col. Ike
T. Pryor, died here last night, aged 70
years.
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Mixed.

Policeman ito clubman returning
home late)-Here, you can't open the
door with that. It's your cigar. Club.
man--Great Scott. then I have smoked
my latchkey!-Rire.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18

Some Of the best and happiest hours
possible to a mans life are held IN
trust for him, so to speak, by his tel
low men.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-18
MRS. TAFT GOES TO WASHINGTON
LBY Associnted Press

[By Associated Press
New York, May 1S.-Mrs. Taft is
well enough to start for Washington
today
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One loses all the time which he
might employ TO better purpose.-Kous
seau.
The evening world., 1911-01-20

on the parlor sofa and not TO stir except
under command.
I'm glad you are going 10 let the
children see the doings and not send
them to bed. as you said you would"
Ncntured Mr.. Jarr. VIXEN. arrayed, he
dared address his busy lady again.
Mrs. Jarr had been holding the dire
threat they shoul not be allowed to
even behold the gay revels at papa's
birthday party unless their conduct. day
by day until the happy time was here.
should be so circumspect that angels
would falter TO follow II.
Send the children to bed?" repeated
Mrs. Jar. How could I send them to
bed? Wen need the beds to put the
peoples coats and wraps on"
Then Mr.: Jarr remembered this great
feature OF social life in Harlem. where
hats, overcoats and wraps are mixed In
terrific tangles; where a lady who has a
real sealskin o Is In agony all ever
Ing lest some other lady going more
early may take 1t through intentional
mistake; where silk hats get mussed and
crushed; where willow plpnes are
broken; where gloves are lost; where al
Is confusion.
We'll" said Mr.. Jarr, signing. IT sup
pose the poor little things will ge
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sleepy II the party keeps up late. But
they can go over to Rangle's and sleep
II guess not said Mrs. Jarr. That
Willie Rangle Is always playing with
matches. He'll be sure to set the house
on fire while ~ father and mother are
at the partv'
Dear I.<f' said Mr.. Jarr, 1--WE should
tell the RANGES TO bring their children
over. II that's the case
And spoil my EVENING" asked Mrs.
Jarr. I'm going 10 give Willie and
Emma a children's party later on. Then
the Rangle children will be here break
ing everything and putting up our little
lambs to all sorts of things they would
never dream OF doing alone. Oh, dear
What children they are"
"Our childrenc" inquired Mr.. arr.
mo, not ORR children. THEIR chill
dren-the Rangle children" was the re-
ply. "Of course, you think the children
OF other people are angels and your own
dear, innocent tots are demons. I'd
have some pride. My family may have
had their faults, but one thing Is sure
they stuck by each other"
Mr.. Jarr evidently wasn't so sure, see
Ing that Mrs. Jarr had n good, healthy
fcud on with every branch of her fam
ily--and his-not forgetting her own
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he had been ordered to do 81. for was
II not the night or his party? II was.
He had found his things put out. and
was ordered 10 make a complete change
OF costume.
He found a shirt spill; M the side. n
collar out of a dozen Mrs. Jarr had
bought FOR him at a bargain sale labelled
"Maybreeze Brand"
1t was a dear thing, four inches high
Mr.. Jarr had a two-inch space between
wishbone and chin, and he doubtless
would have looked ravishingiy out over
II, only II was two sizes too small.
A few other discrepancies, such as
buttons taken on tho dress trousers IN
haste to replace ones wanted for every
day use. one black sock and one brown
one and absolutely no dress tie what
ever.
He had one out TO make a few In,
qulries and YOU a heard how he wa,
created. Back went the patient man
lie knew his sufferings were just be
ginning. and arrayed himself as best h,
could.
The children In all the glorious mdser,
OF starch and splendor had been dresse,
earlier In the evening and ordered to s..
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mother in Brooklyn with whom, the
whites, an acrimonious correspondence
was in force. the crossing epistles OF
which burned the posoman's hands,.
'IIow do ! look?" asked Mr. Jarr.
lie had on a lark blue butterfly tie.
but hoped for the vague color tones OF
artificial light to hide the fact.
"oh. you look all right" said Mrs.
Jarr. csrelessly. How do I look? oh.
that yet. But Is the skirt OF my dress
hanging? Does the pettlcoat showT"
Yes. you're al right! You look ine,'
ventured Mr.. Jarr. as she turned round
to be viewed.
He meant yes. her petticoat showed
behind. but thought this was the effect
desired. and as there was lace on It he
! approved OF this sartorial surprise
greatly.
There was a crash of dishes in the
kitchen and Mrs. Jarr hurried away.
She was back In a few minutes with
wild dismay upon her cou~ntenance.
~ tell you II doesn't pay to be nice to
a girl these days!' she said, piteously
Gertrude Is in the most terrible. suller
temper. want 10 go out tonight. and
she's been out every night, and thert
aren't any lemons for the punch ant
lemonade-go out and get me a dozen
and hurry back oh, dear. everything Il
happening to up~et me-"
Mr.. Jarr hurried out for the lemons
oh, fatal quest!
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Letters From the Peonle

c.n na,.,n,. ,,..
4, ~, "a 49, "'o'e rap'oly thah
IA a, A.. INV ,he ohiy way 10
w - w "F' ana the hasder he'll
Try mo sooner Will success knock at
MS door, ! was In the same circum-
stahces several years e hut Instead
OF losing courage learned . ,,aa, a,a
am comus,dlry $500 n'1e""u
Jt.r. a. 49,. p'eyJ'y iair sa'arS'
49, %" 10 NOT lose courage
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his ancestry to the World by pearng a coa ~dth a long tail to It.
When a man say he loves you don't ask him Why" because By the
h cha found his reason he wiI undoubtedly haze lost his enthusiasm.
" the lightning changes In styles were confined to hats and trocks It
couldn't be so harrortng; It's keeping up 10Th the nep shades n hair and
the latest shape In figures that years a tcondn to q trdssle.
The fascinating thing about frtn0 Wth a boy Of tpenty Is that he
sometimes means what he says at the time he says it,
Pshawi II the average roman HAD a sens OF humor she could never
90 on and marry the strange looking creature uhO stands shrinking and
shaking beside her at the altar.
A ponan an no more understand a mans aboriginal desire TO 90 out
and Kill things than he a understand her morbid passion for pedring
them On her hat after they are dead.
' ne Q xHs scoss~ tAat krovs Ao little se krops shout nor husboma
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The Hair Pin.
By John L. Hobble

7 MET a young girl whom I've talked
L And asked her what hair pins are
really for:
She said; '"They are used for all car
pentry work.
A hammer. a cork screw. and even a
dirk;
To open a safe when the 'combi' s gone.
TO button your shoes and to rake up the
lawn"
"A hair pin.' she said. rs the handiest
To prod a slow man or . government
mule.
They are used by the queen for repair
ing her crown,
As a green olive fork, and to pin up her
gown.
And the bold suffragettes on vote get
ting bent.
Used a hair pin TO break into Parlia-
ment.
That IL all the good uses they have, I
believe
She said, as she stuck one secure in my
sleeve.
SO | went to my wife as I've oft'n done
To tell her I'd learned what the hair pin
Is for.
so l see," she replied. as she snatched
AT my sleeve.
You're the man ] once thought I could
trust and believe.
You've deceived me- she said. as she
held up the wire.
The story n smooth. but l am
sure you're a liar"
Then she said: You will find when you
make your defense.
! That the hair pan - used ~ divorce
evidence"
The evening world., 1911-01-20
The Queer Tippins Custom.

~
~ re Editor OF The Evening World:
One goes TO the barber shop and gets
a hfteen-cent shave and then tips the
barber. one goes TO a furnishing store
m buys n collar-hnd does not tip the
clerk. one goes TO n subway window
and buys five tickets-and does not tip
tie ticket seller. Why. readers. why2
rhe queer tipping custom seems 10 me
the oldest and foolishest ON earth. II
~ right to pauperize some workers
~ tips. why Isn't II right TO pauperize
DOWN a sane rule for this insane GUS
ten? T.. CIAIVERES JR.
The GyrOscOpe.
TO the Editor u The Eysning World:
What scientific reader can explain 20
me ar 1t is known) why a gyroscope
works against gravity, X. o.
yes.
To xhe Editor Of The Erening World
10 a boy born In this country eligible
70 become President IL his parents are
not naturalized? G. II.
"stAy East"
IN the Editor o. Tho Evening World:
Just a few words TO the young mar
vino asked the readers for advice about
golng West. He says he has beer en-
ptoyed five and a half years by one
firm This shows that he Is capable. |
nAvise him 10 throw away the notions
a Uosng West. There " no place ir
~ world In general or an America e.
sscis'y. ! think. wtAsrs sYouas an.s
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The First Move.

= T was a shy young curate who was once asked
TO take a Glass 81 girls about fifteen or six
teen, which had formerly been taken by .
q woman. The young olergy man consented. but
insisted uton teing properly introduced TO the
class. The suIeTir, endent sgcurdirgly TOOK him
10 the class for this purrDse. and said:
Young ladies, | introduce TO you Mr.. Chira.
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everything 10 at
tend to-"
So = she
gave Mr.. ] an
impatient shove
y u or m a IA u Il
surge1 Kit c h @ n
a Il. where the
faithful q c p trude
was b u s @ d with
many mysteries.
Now. mind y o a.,
Mr., Jarr had como
home early
The evening world., 1911-01-20

As the display happened to coincide with the coming of the coolest
blasts of the winter, it doubtless appeared to many shivering mortals
more like an exhibition of a distempercd fancy than a real business
proposition. Nevertheless it not only caught the eye but compelled
attention; it was noted where endless displays of midwinter bargains
passed unheeded.
The incident is not without interest even to those that do not
wish a Panama hat either in January or in July. 1t is an evidence
that it sometimes pays to buck the current and bluff the season. For
. good article there is always a market. Advertise it.
The evening world., 1911-01-20
The II S.rument.

- AVE ye heard me daughter. Mona,
S6I sing latclyf" asked Mr.. Drsan.
Both lately and early" said Mr..
Hogan. lis the fine instrument
tai music she do make"
"Ye ignoramus! Sure, singing isn't Instrumental
musicr' Indignantly replied Mr.. Dugan.
"Keegan told me It was instrumental IN
causing him 10 move two blocks away from yer
house"