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The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
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STATE REGISTERED OPTIClAN
o. s. l.. r. II. WATCH INSPECTOR

Flexibone corsets at Jackman's 3otf
Notary public at the Standroo
bank. u
Janitor wanted at the Republican
Office.
Kinney repairs shoes on Bridge
street. u
1.oLman,s 7tf
T. ]. johnson and family are back
from Mala1.
DR.. DIPPED, dentist. Millick plock:
Gold crowns, S.. oo'i
Miss Julia Simons is visiting
friends at Idaho Falls.
DR.. F.. A. Sloan, o%steopath. Boyle
building. Phone 1853. zo'l
Miss Alice Beach made a business
trip to Pocatello Tuesday.
Old shoes are easiest. Kinney re.
pairs them on Bridge street. l'ti
Attorney G. F. Hansbrough made
a trip to st. Anthony Saturday.
Miss Eva Smyers, of Pocatello, is
visiting her mother, Mrs. Hem
AdamSOn.
Pelky Bros. are putting a bath
room in ONE of Mr.. Anderson's houses
this week.
F. C. Barker, 273 North Main
street, can paint and decorate you
houset for you. WI
Miss Estella Hutchinson Went te
Firth Wednesday to send a few a
with her mother.
Charlie Hart left Saturday %
Chicago to buy goods for the brown
Hart company's big store.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
PINGREE
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Farmers in this vicinity have been
very busy the past week cutting tnelf
fall grain. All crops bespeak a Juo-
lice year.
Mrs. j. H. Wood entertained a few
friends at supper for her house-guest,
Mrs. Kahn, of Albany, N. Y.
Mrs. Alice Weimer, who has been
visiting her two sons, Arthur anc
Carl. for the past month, has re-
turned to her home in Auburn, ma
Mrs. Baker, who has been very
i'll, is slowly recovering.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. F. Moody and
family weEe dinner guests at the
home of the Van Ordens Sunday.
The dance Saturday night in Pin,
gree Hall was well attended ana
proved very delightful.
Carl Weimer and his friend, FRANK
|Clouse, of Auburn, Ind, are VlslIlhs
in Idaho Falls.
According to the reports OF one o.
their most able representatives, MT
IE. Mertz, there will be many more
"home comforts enjoyed this yea
than ever before.
Rev. Tweed, of Aberdeen, held {
church service at the home or Mr.
and Mrs. Paul Troutner on Sunda.
afternoon.
Mrs. H. C. C. Rich, with her child
ren, Dean, Terrell, Donald an
Edytha, is enjoying her vacation a
Soda Springs.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
PARTY AT VAN AIKEN'S

Miss Marguerite Van Aiken had a
birthday party Wednesday afternoon
when a lot of her young friends gath
cred at the Van Aiken bungalo among
the fruit trees west of the Snake river
bridge.
Miss Marguerite is a good enter
tainer, and the guests were in such a
Jolly mood that fun bubbled every
where, and the delicious refreshments
made their joys complete. AS they
came away each one placed the Van
Aiken home in a coy corner IN the
mind. and will be glad to call agin'
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04

]. A. Vogue, manager of the Postal
Telegraph of Spokane, was dilating to
a rural visitor on the new arrange
ment between the Postal and the
Home automatic company by which
six telegraph messages and four tele-
phone messages could be sent stimuli
taneously over four physical wires:
That's pretty hard to believe,
said the man from up the creek. You
city chaps tell some pretty tall yarns
You are nearly as bad as Ed Smith
neighbor of mine. He told me nc
sent his son, at Ann Arbor, $24.OC
by telegraph"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
NEW SANITARY WAGON

C. w. Bergman, Jr., has just pur-
chased a new and up-to-date delivery
wagon for the Model Grocery. 1t is
enclosed so that goods are not eX-
posed to the heat and cold and to the
dust and other elements while In
transit.
1t is the best that has ever beef
put into use in Blackfoot, and house
keepers are interested in looking into
it to see how perfectly it is adapted
to the purpose it was made for.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
DIXIE r IN A X
lPocatello Tribune)

Monday morning the southbound
Yellowstone park train carried
through the Pocatello gateway
wonderland a bevy of ten beautiful
Dixie girls, who were piloted through
the park as the guests of the Birm-
ingham, Ala, Ledger, the girls being
winners in a popularity contest con-
Quoted by that newspaper. They were
cbaperoned by A. c.. jenkins, circu-
|lation manager of the Ledger, and MS
wife. The girls report having had the
time of their lives in the park, where
they spent eight days.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
NJ. W. A.

There was installation of officers
at the M. w. A. lodge Monday even
ing. and a good attendane OF mem
bers. The following are the new OF
ficers:
D. F. Arthur, c. c.; Ernest Ben
son. v. c.; Tom Norton, Prel.,; JACK
Stone, M. of W.. Geo. Gianvilie, p.
of R. & S.; Clyde Abbott, M. OF F.,'
Frank Bergman, M. of Elk; W. A.
Wakes, M. at A.; Mark Farmer l.
IG.; ]. w. Martin, c. G..
Brother A. j. Stevens, our repre-
sentative to the Grand Lodge session
at Sand Point, Idaho, having return.
ed. made a full report upon tne
same.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04

H .l So
The story of the summer boarding
house is much in circulation at the
present time. Tild-L s. Lane, presl-
dent of the Interstate Consolidated
Telephone company, tells of a seques-
tered cottage down New England way
which displayed the rather suggest
i've sign of "Boarders Taken In"
Stopping his touring car, Mr.. Lane
inquired of the bearded patriarch VINO
sat on the fence, Have you a batn
in the house?"
thinking of coming here?' asked
the old one cautiously.
The telephone man admitted that
this was possible. WELL said the
old man, "tew tell the truth, we haint
got no bath. uons had better all
take a bath jest before you come
lover"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
BOY LOST

Johnny Greenan, age IL, left home
evening, July 81. He was
zen near Tilden on Saturday anu
since then his parents have lost al
trace of him. He told some boys at
Thomas he was going to surrey pus
it seems that he has dropped out o.
sight. .a..,,,, IL,
received by his father, Owen Greenan,
BIackfoot, Route z.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
Methodist Church for MOreland

Rev. Mr.. Phillips. of Aberdeen, has
been holding services at Moreland,
and has found so many Methodists
who want services that a subscription
list has been started, with prospects
of getting enough to build a churcn,
this fall.
Rev. Phillips has been making ms
home with Mr.. and Mrs. o. E.. Estp7
while engaged in the work there.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04

John H. Raftery, editor OF the
Treasure State at Helena, does not
approve of Butte's new socialistic
mayor and does not hesitate to say
so in his columns editorially.
While in Butte recently, someone
made the remark that they considered
Mayor Duncan very broad.
EYES," %assented Raftery grimiy'
livery broad, and very shallow
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
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SacRman $
Goaies' Furr;sRe RS
...H

Notary public at the standrod
bank.
Delicious cool drinks and ice cream
- pharmacy. 1tf
Miss Lola Lindsay is spending her
vacation in Wolverine canyon.
Miss Bessie Hawkins has gone 10
make her home at Logan, Titan.
FOR SALE CHEAP-One large re-
frigerator. Mrs. G. o. Burket. Phone
stiff
Mrs. E. Harris returned Wednes-
dav from a three weeks visit with her
SON at La Grande, Oregon!
T. L. Ayers, of S~tephensville, Tex
has purchased the G. V. Evans farm
between Thomas and Pingree.
Mrs. w. E. Brown and son, Ernest
loft for Bear Lake Wednesday morn
ing for a three weeks fishing trip
Manager Austin, of the Austin
Mushroom company, is shipping very
fine caulifowers to dealers at Foca-
tefie.
~: phono g 26tf
Mrs Chas. Young, who has beer
seriously i'll. was taken to her mo-
Tiers home in Pocatello Monday al
%ternoon.
T. C lockwood and family and
z G Christ and family took an auto
trip to Lost River Sunday returning
Tuesday.
Leonard Davis is the new o
tanner for the Blackfoot Mercantii
comnany. succeeding Miss Minnie
Bingham.
We are now prepared to draw you,
r,ons and specifications for all klnd'
Of eteel and concrete constructor
Pelky Bros. -
The LOOMS Bakery, opposite tn
Idaho Lumber c%ompany's, still sell
civ Of those nice large loaves OF brea'
for 25 cents.
Mrs. w. H. Totty and little daugi
- here from P~orterville, Cal
visiting for a month WIN nsi
Mr. and Mrs. Jos. coumerilh.
prof. and Mrs. Vincent are pac
q two months visit in kansa
and be is now getting things IN o
ann for the opening of schooi.
Tenn Hopkins is just commencln
aract;on of a fve-room punga
" University avenue. Pelky bIo
VI .he contract for constructio
Mr. James Hunter and daughte
Aanes came down from seven
rancb last week. They report We
nonI weather in the hills this sumhe
Ten cents a day puts a new sing Ss
sewing machine in your nome; n;o
bv William La Vonde, phone 81 fll
P~ostoffice box 1856, Blackfoot' lo"n :
Mrs. Harry Trego, who has De
here visiting relatives 1or d ooul
of weeks, returned TUESDAY 10 \
home near Crystal in the Porthe
valley.
las, Hunter has commenced
cavating for a new brick block on
lots lust west of the p%ostof1ice' wh'
he Southern Idaho Mail was Of
published.
g p Willis came down from A
Saturday where he has been act
as agent for the Short Line 10y
month or so. He left Monday TO-
in at Ashton, where the agent is os
worked by the rush of business II
dent to the construction OF a Dral
line into the Teton Basin.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
Teachers Examination

Examinations will he conducted Tor
the first, second and third grade GER
tifcates at the Court House on Aug
ust "a, 25 and &c, 1911, beginning
at 9 o'clock in the mornings.
ALICE BEACH, County Supt.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
Canada Excursion

August Bird to Letbbridge. Cardston
an dother points. Edw rates ana io1s
limit, through sMeefs, Write D. =.
Burley, G.. P. A., Salt Lake CITY, Ior
particulars. w.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
Retail Market Report
AT BERRYMAN'S
Some Big Trout

w. r. Jones and DR.. DIPPED look
a trip to Springfield last week and
returned with one 7k pound trout
and ten others of large size. They
sent the largest n to GoVernof
Hawely. Pictures of them may DC
seen at the Granville Studio.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
DAILY STAGE TO YUMA

r. e. Hansen carries mail and ex-
press to Yuma and Intervening points
by automobile. For information call
up the Red Barn. ~ Ht
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
Lumber for Sale

H. About 10000 feet at a bargain.
For particulars write James W.
Welsh, Box 200, Blackfoot, ldano, or
see him personally at ranch near
Blackfoot. VI
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04
LETTER

IA III H. 't+E4 q re- ttfa- so.
List of letters remaining uncalied
for in the Post ONCE at BLACK
foot. Idaho. for the week end'ne
August !, 1911.
Anderson, Mr.. II.
Barker, John M
Doris, Mr.. Jim ].
Failong, Mr.. Roy
Gerstman, G. G.
Hutchinson, Mrs. c. II.
Lenner, Rev. N. j.
Nelson, Lars.
Rice, Mr.. ]. E.
Schneeberger, Emil
Salazan, d.
Seers, C. c.
Taylor, Mr.. w. P.
Toonar, Mrs. Ida
Wore, Mrs. H. W.
Wilson, Mrs. Ralph.
All of the above letters remaining
~uncalled for two weeks from date
Il this list. will be sent to the Dead
Letter Office. Parties calling for the
above letters will please say, "Ad-
yertised," giving date Of this list.
H. B. CURTIS,
Postmaster
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04

We have the new form OF .
ranty deeds for sale at The hepuo-
lican office, at 40 cents a dozen. II
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-08-04

Will Kirkpatrick has purchased the
VIM. Robinson residence In the DIP
pei addition.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
Verdi Was RIGHT.

When Verdi was putting the last
touches to I'll Trovatore" he was Wis
Eited in his study by a privileged friend
who was one of the ablest living mu
sicians and critics. He was permitted
to examine the score and run over the
.'Anvil Chorus" on the pianoforte
what do you think Of that" asked
Verdi '''Trash!' responded the con.
nuisseur. Verdi rubbed his hands and
chuckled. Nov look at this he said
"Rubbishy' said the other, rolling a
cigarette. The composer rose and EN-.
braced him with burst Of JOY. what
do you mean?' asked the critic. MY
dear friend" cried Verdi, II have been
making a popular opera. In it re,
solved to please everybody except the
purists, the great judges, the clas-
sicists like you. Had pleased you
should have pleased no one else. What
you say assures me of success. In
three months III Trovatore' will be
sung and roared and whistled and
barrel organed all over Italy" And so
It proved,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
bAsEBA ETHICS.
Whom the Pitcher Has the Right g.
Bear" the Batter.

When the pitcher Has the Right 60
Bear" the Batter.
In The Right and Wrong Of Base
ball, g IN the American Magazine, Hugh
S. Fullerton gives an interesting ac-
count Of what is consid ered sportsman,
ship and what cheating In the national
game. He writes:
.'The best batters are those who
crowd the plate that is, who stand
as near the plate as the rules or the
umpire will permit and lean over the
corner Of the rubber to make It diff
cult for the pitc her to pitch across that
corner without taking chance of hit
ting the batter.
The players recognize the fact that
the lines Of the batter's position are
obliterated within few minutes after
a game starts and that the umpires
prac tically are helpless to enforce the
rules or to tell while watching the
course Of a pitched ball whether or not
the batter steps over the line. So 1t
has become part Of the unwritten law
Of the game that the pitcher may bean
chat is, pitch at the bean or head
any batter who crowds in order to
drive him back from the plate. It. is
iethical under the players code to hit
and to injure any player who persists
in encroaching upon the forbidden
ground, and the batters themselves
recognize this danger and accept it as
part Of the game" -, u.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
Tyranny of the Tip.

There have always been those who
have revolted against the tyranny of
the tip. So long ago as October. 1906.
we find that ubiquitous parsonage,
constant Reader" venting his griev.
ances in the columns of the London
Times. IF a man who has a horse
puts up at an inn,' he complains, ''be
sides the usual bill he must at least
give Is. to the waiter, Cd. to the cham
bermaid, Cd. to the hostler and Cd. to
the jackboot, making together Is. I'D
At breakfast you must give at least I'd.
between the waiter and hostler. If
the traveller only puts up to have a
refreshment, besides paying for his
horses standing he must give Sd. to the
hostler; at dinner Cd. to the waiter and
Sd. to the hostler; at tea Cd. between
them; so that he gives away in the day
%. 3d., which. added to the Is. Cd.
for the night, makes 5s. per day on an
average to the servants" They did
the thing pretty thoroughly in those
days. 80
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
A Millionaire,

The term millionaire" is Of inter
national use, but 1t does not mean the
same thing in the mouths Of different
nations. To every one it means the
possession of a million, but not neces.
sarily a million dollars. In Great
Britain a millionaire has a million
pounds, or nearly $5,OOO,000, while
in France they count francs, So
that there a millionaire is compare.
lively poor individual with but $780,.
600 to bless himself with. Million
aires are quite common in Prussia
but a million marks don't mean
much these days, amounting to a trife
of $250,OOO in our money. For mil.
lionaires of real class it is necessary
to go back to old Babylon. The Baby
lonian millionaire had 100000 talents
and would not be regarded as poor
man even by Wall street Office boy.
A talent was about $4,000. and mil.
lion of them would be 100000. 600
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
THRIvED ON MISFORTUNE.
A German PeddIer Who lnsuIted the
=. Kaiser and Got Rich.

A German PeddIerE Who lnsulted the
Kaiser and Got Rich.
A German hawker, Hans Bauer
,neister, retired from business, having
amasscd little fortune. According to
Il Paris contemporary, misfortune was
the foundation of his success. The
hawker's speciality was the sale of por.
traits Of the imperial family. .s-....- =.
His mode of haranguing his audience
was something like this: BUY a por-
trait Of William l., whose motto was
4, have no time to, be. wearied.' -
Who'll buy this Frederick H.. whose
prayer was, Teach me to suffer with
out complaining" DO not fail to
complete your collection and buy this
portrait of our great emperor, William
H., whose favorite phrase is. Augusta
you pack your trunks >" @--a .... :
This last always brought down the
audience. and in time the police, IN
another sense. Bauermeister was sen
fenced to sixty days for lese majest:
He did his time and on release re-
started his business. He sold his por
traits with the old formula until he
came to that of the kaiser, and then
he said, II have learned to my cost
that it is not lawful to repeat what
he says so often" The people were
just as well pleased, and the portraits
sold splendidly. - =.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
French Whisksr,,,.


The full and sumptuous beard which
was once the pride and Joy of every
well oiled Partisan is fast disappear
ing. Not SO long ago the streets Of
Paris teemed with rotund figures car
rying black portfolios under their arms
and screened by curtain Of curly
hair which whisked gayly in the
breeze. Red bronze was the favorite
color, either narural or bottled, as the
case might be. In moments Of agita-
ton or perplexity the beard offered
great possibilities to its .harassed own
er, who seemed to derive inspiration
from its constant manipulation.
remember once, when ! was living
with French family on the other side
Of the Seine, was attacked by inf1u-
,enza Madame insisted upon my CALI
ing in her doctor. He was very small
man with very large beard. After
listening to the story Of my life he
proceeded to examine my lungs.
was about foot taller than he was,
so he was obliged to stand on tiptoe
to perform the rite. AS he glued his
ear to my chest his beard seemed tc
annoy him. for he suddenly gathered
it up in one hand and flung it over my
shoulder. The action so ast0nished
me that I entirely forgot to wheeze.
thereby depriving him Of one Of my
most interesting ymptoms.-Exchange.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
Married Women's Names


In England and in the United States
q woman loses her identity in mar
riage. In Belgium and Spain the hus-
band adds the name of his wife to
his own. In the United States women
sometimes retain the family name, as
Mrs HarriettBeecher, Stowe. In the
Channel Islands the woman never
loses her,dnaiden name. In Spain the
children write the names Of. both
parentsl as Ehrena y Monfeverde In
"Don N1xote" is the following:
"Casajo vas my fathers name, and /,
for being tie wife of Sanct1o Panza.
am called Teresa Ranza, but by good
right they ought to call me Teresa
Casajo." In Scotland both names are
preserved, and the woman is always
known by her maiden name. In Wales
1t IS the custom to describe the woman
by her maiden name. The fact that
a woman on becoming the wife of d
man loses her identity is apparent
In many portions of the Bible, when
under the ancient custom man. on
taking a wife. declared that she be-
came flesh of my flesh and blood OF
my blood" thereby establishing the
old time saying that man and wife are
Times Dispatch.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
The Last Hone.

+ When Lemuel Gregg died cousin
from a distant town appeared, saying
he had come to settle the estate and
take the residue as Lemuel's only
kinsman. He had a jaunty air at firs.,
but at the end of a week he had ac-
quired watchful and anxious express
sion. When he stepped into the Office
of Lawyer Mears on Saturday after
noon he seemed to be extremely nerv-
GUS. =.
"Well, how are you coming out?'
asked the lawyer. Il suppose it's all
clear sailing, isn't it?'' ......-- 5. s-.-
"Clear sailing!" echoed the executor.
"Do you suppose I'd be here with a
fee to pay if twas clear sailing? I'm
desperate, I tell you! . <-..-..... =
"There isn't thing left of Cousin
LENS estate except Il two dollar bill!
and three pewter plates. . l want to
know if there's any way. that l can
oblige the town to accept those plates
for the tax bill it sprung up Oh me
after thought I'd got everything paid !?
If there is I'll give you dollar and
use the other half o. that two dollar
bill to get back where l came from
this very night" Companion.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
SUSPENDERS FOR HAREM SKIRTS
Candidate for Mayor Also Would
Prohibit Corset Under 30.

Philadelphia, Oct. 21.-Dr. Moses
Stern, earnest advocate of liberal
Sunday laws, reformer OF woman's
dress, has taken out nomination pa
pers as the peoples candidate for
mayor of Philadelphia In his petit
ton DR.. Stern announces his plat
form:
Compel all women to cut off their
long hair; forbid them to wear rats.
Pass law compelling women to
wear harem skirts held up by suspen-
ders.
Forbid a woman under 80 to wear
corsets.
The election officers predict they
will not have to sit up all night
counting votes for DR.. Stern.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
ELECTIONS IN 8 STATES
Continued from first pageo

r. E = s - = :, -
senator. The Republican ticket is
headed by Judge Edward @. O,Bear.
The legislature to be elected in
Kentucky will choose a United States
senator to succeed Thomas H. Pawn
ter. The election of Congressman
Ollie N. James to the senatorship is
a fOregone conclusions @
German For Governor.
In Maryland there is straight
contest between the Democrats and
Republicans, with the last-named en-
joying slight advantage in the
race by reason of the dissension in
the Democratic ranks. The Demo-
cratic candidate for governor lis
Arthur P. German, son of the late
United States senator Opposing
him on the Republican ticket is
Philip Lee Goldsborough, "a well
known citizen of Baltimore.
In Nebraska, though the officers to
be chosen are of relatively small i'm
portanee, a spirited campaign has
been carried on with an eye to future
results. The legislature to be
chosen in Virginia will be the cleo
ton of two United States senator's,
but the choice of these has already
been determined in the primary. :.
New Mexico will hold her first
Stage election for congressmen n,
governor and other State officers,
judiciary and legislature, and county
officers. 80 80. - 80
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-10-21
One sHelped the Other.

A lady was continually accusing bel
servant of extravaganza without any
real cause. The servant always bore
this accusation patiently.
One day the servant informed he!
mistress that the coal had all been con.
sumed. This was followed by the
usual remarks on the part of the mis-
tress, who finished up by saying:
"You evidently eat them -
The next day the can dies were all
gone. go. -....
Candles gone!' said the mistress
"Why, I bought half a pound only a
fortnight ago."
ooh. WE'LL" rejoined the servant, who
could stand this sort Of thing no longer
II can tell you where the candles have
gone. ate them to grease my throat
so that I could swallow the coal more
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