The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17
old times"
Pis Is . "yiilted paisy."

The man went away with hia frame
work Of n COW I'm going a. grow ci
put that he'd !ikr To srp any burned
I'D woman diciat" tu him, aud hc
icrther. observed that Mr Euwscr had
better get back 10 knee panlics Mr.
Bowser turned Il deep red FROM head
to heel. but ! never minded II ~ at
Being u muthrr.in.lnw fer 81 many
years has tuughpupd re
Samuel did not follow me into tn
housc \ man had jus, come dawn
the alley With a nj ia his wagon !,
was pig For Mr. Bowsrr EIr Wrncd
back to lonk az IT, and IN n mliplic J
was at his hrels 4 snn.in.lnw HAY be
ever So nice aud yet Enuw nnihlna
nbuut lIGs. 'f
He's daisy" rrmorltd rEc farmer
"nnd I'm nuly nsking 50 fnr nihi"
ar. Rowser clbnwed me- is de nnd
replied that he thought the psi,r was
reasonable. but | cnne TO tbs font
,1ah:
You mean vtlied daisy, Of
Iourse." iI..I
"Fuc pig. manm--nao pig Hes the
plck of the lo.."
Then y5u'i Better sell lhe o,ners rot
soap grease. This nh o. yours might
bring 80 Cor that punrsc, but not IL
cent more. Did you think MIR BOwser
here was running a soap factory
woman. | want none of your Inter.
ference. exclaimed Samuel as ho
strUtteJ around.
Looked Like a Squesler,
"Oh. I'm not interfering. I'm just
telling you that, firstly, we are not In
the plgpen business. aud, Seroudy. Il
we were we'd be looking .tur some
thing different from the rg2urbnck
| breed 1t would take udddved
pounds Of coru to Eut AN uHnc" of fat
on him. and III warrant hlul Ia squelI
twenty hours out of lhu twenty tuVr'
"But he asked me TO briug bim IN Il
pig" contendrd the farmer.
fOh. of course. ana IN H5S sou "a
take linn back home nGain Hr buy
oui pork aud bacon over on tiv cor
pcr."
81 say want Il pig rrre" from NJ
BoNser.
"You simply think you 90, Samuel
but now that your mUlhtriu.iaw Ii
here things are going TO bee different
think yuu'l have TO get alonS with d
Teddy hear
The farmpr looked from me 10 my
son-in-nw for Il long minute nnd thcI
exclaimed, by thunder and drove
off. lie may have bppu marie,
man aud had living mother.in-aw
but If 50 she IL Il weak aud wiShy
washy woman He was hardly out o
sight when another farmer came driY
ing down the alley MIR Bowser seem
ed on the point Of offering me $40 4
go into the house. but before he cUult
do It the wagon halted before MS AM
the man called out:
well. here's your dozen Leghor
chickens. I'm going to let you hay
'em at a dollar apiece"
Chicken Man lnsultsd.
"Coudn't-couldn't you come bacl
I'm about mn hour from nowy" aske
AFR. Bowser. who thought | might b
dead by that time
mo time like the present. ! said
$50 those are I.cghOru chickens. ehT'
"And the beet of !nyers, mn'nn"
I "Are YOU u negro or white rnnnT
: by George. but she's Insulting III
J man. 30 his fnce." almost howled M
dear son.in-lnw.
"What do you mean. mn'nmT
"You are Just as much of negro a
those are I.egh0rn chickens. You ar
talking tn II woman who has keI
/ chlckens for forty years. They ar
scrubs They are old enough TO die q
> old age. Let one Of them lay an eg
I ana she would collapse. My son.in.la'
here thought he would have u doze
chickens nronnd 70 make the plnc
: seem hOmelll;e. but be has changed hi
!, mind. He's got me, sen Sue"
"yes. ! see" replied The man, with
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