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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06

,clop. the only remedy would have
been to change hy force the power
thus concentrated IN the hands ol a
5cw individuals ~ the state aud then
We should have had state socialism.
u was the inevitable result OF the
movement toward trusts unless bruk'
an up
Now We can got back to compoti.
tiun We must get back to cOnpeti.
ton as an element In his country "
10 b. impossible. then let ~ 10 To so
cialisu, for there Is no way between
/. Tor one. am not discouraged. as yet.
In the hope that we may return 10 q
lvgitimate aud Independent comp"ti.
iiOn am an indiyldualiisi and not Il
Socialist
Nh Tan then pleaded for hiudller
feeling between various elements of
The community Tie declared the bust
ness oi undertaking would cease Il
people would disregard the attacks up
on the motives and character of those
exercising authority and ascrihe prop.
or motives until the motives ave
shown 10 bc improper.
~ is good times II Is prosperity
che presidenf concluded. when pco.
'le are happy when wages ave good
when prices arc normal when he lam.
u, has shoes and something to eat aud
The children go 10 school These ave
times when everybody h. happy
NJ Tan said The railroads were
entitled To- proper trcatmoni and
should hc saved from the attacks OF
The dcmagoEu, or the man who would
sock bt lhr losiiion of his victim 20
climb over his shoulders into popular
esteem
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
.ROYAL|STS COMING
TO FRONT STRONG
Portuguese Government May
Look for Trouble When De.
posed King Manuel and His
5000 Followers Get Busy.

Hadalus. spain. oct. t.Thc puriu-
gucso goyernmont admits that roy
niist Disturbances are n progress ia
northcrn PORTUGAL near tho spanish
frontier ~ " asserted that 6,u0o
men are folloVing thc white sud blu,
flag of tho dopuscd l<ing Manuel "a
is alhO stated that tho royalists en-
gaecd and defeated the republican
troops at u foruncd town a. miles
east of th, iraga, ANA that Captain
CuuD.rre viii have 3o.u0o men behind
him Wl.,n ho i~ prepared 60 invest
0nortu.
lHrR,It fictitious.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
sEVERu. GUARDS AHE
INJURED ~ TIN Ng

Houston. Texas Oct G-wlth
record ~ one guard dead. another
h"rrrinE between lifo and death three
others badly wounded and several
cmployoH or former omployts injured
io date. The Hartman Hines strike
entered on its sixth day here with
conditions unsettled and considera bic
Intensity of feeling.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
ITALIAN CRUISER
FIRED UPON WITHOUT EFFECT

Massowa. Eritrea. Africa, oct c.
The fort al Hodcidah. seaport OF
Arabia fired MANY shots al the Italian
mining cruiser krctusal. which -as
cruising In The Red Sea 10 protect
italian commerce The shots were
without effect The krstusal replied
With her guns
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
HARTMAN STRIKE
SIX DAYS OLD; NO
GREAT CHANGE
IN SITUATION
Decision Of Trainmen's Con-
vention in Denver to Make
No Demands the Most I'm
portant Development.
MANY ARE WOUNDED
WHEN RIOTS HAPPEN
tBy E,sniuE Her-ia \. y. Leased wires

san FrInTIfCO. tNL. Otl- u To
yond the posting of 20 additional
guards about the local shops ana the
sending ot strike breakers tu san
Luis nbispu. there we're no develop.
mcnts today in the shopmcu's strike
un the coast.
= g. Athrarn. head of The south
arm Pacific bureau ot economics. said
TODAY ,uat the decision of the train
nous convention in Denver Go makr
uu demands on the western roads at
thu time WAS the most important de-
yrlupmsut since thu strike began
50 far. President Rcsuin of the
-hopm,u's federation said, the men
wcrc standing firm and thcir success
Nus certain,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
TURKS CAPTURE AN
ENoLiSh TRAMP STEAMER

Saluaikt European Turkey Oct IS.
The Turkish baiilcship Fcth.l-IRi-
lend held up and searched the British
steamer Orchis aud binding forty bar.
iels OF powder on board. brought the
vessel here as q prize OF war
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
PROPOSED MERGER ABANDONED.
,6s EseaiaE it-raid =. a. Leased wtrsI

HUHTUH, WIHH I"T- N--TnU unuUII
onment of the prouosed merger of the
Calumet ana H,rIa Mining company
with nine snimiilfr Michigan com.
panIes, was olclt''t announced lust
before the close u. he stock market
today
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
LNtnIrn MI\IsrIi, nI,lGNe.

OTTAWA, ont, oct ru, Luurrr
ministry mas resigned auI prrm.r-
elect u. g.. Hordcu has accepted tbc
call ot his rNcrllcnc, g. form .al-
met
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
DIES MONIES STREET CAR
MEN TO GO ON STRIKE
CT, hallway Ofriclnis Refuse ~ re-
instatr Men aud Malkout T. Prob
ahlc lirfOr Might.

Dcs Molnes. Ia, oct G-Dcs
Moines street car men. numbering
nearly 500, to-day voted 10 strike un-
lcss three members ~ the union. re-
GENTLY DISCHARGED were rrinstated bv
o'clock The City Hallway COM
pany officials refuse to rclnslate the
men. s141
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
DYNAMITE WILL NOT
GO TO LOS ANGELES


iudiannpniis ind.. oct Judge
Joseph Markcv ~ the criminal court
of this county, today denied thu petit
tiun OF state Attorney ! H. FrDdcr-
lcke of los Angeles county. CaiUnr-
nia that dyllm.t. seized ln This city
oi the time of tho arrest of John J.
Nc NnmHra Yc removed tn i.us Angeles
tp bc used a- evidence in the triui uf
tic MuNRmarHs.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06

McComh Cin. Miss oct G-Thc
Gulfpurt and Aberdeen companies Of
tIc National guard len hero today
fpr Water valley. whore there has
been rioting gruWing out of the I'M
nols Central strike.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-06
SANTA FE CHOSEN
AS PERMANENT
HEADQUARTERS
Isaac Barth of Albuquerque
One of -Four Who Will Man
age Campaign: Progress
sives" to Keep Out.

Sautu ~, y ~ oct q santa BE
Was toda, selected ny thc Democratic
state crntrW committee ss permanent
headquarters tor the campaign and
offices viii %, opened tuuiRM ON the
sid. OF the plaza opposite the Rcpub-
ucan state headquarters National
Committeeman 4 A. Junes OF Las
Vegas was rhu-.u state chairman Au
estruuv, couwIttcr of four q" bee as
santa Fr durus the campaign was
fnl,ctsd at follows Arthur S,ueuan.
Santa Fo Granville A. Richardson.
Roswell lau. nhrth. Almiuurrquo
and William % Walton. silver rlty.
Thr Ncpuhli. committee to-day is
sued siat'w uJ that the Republican
part, dc.irc- 90 kr,p tho Judiciary out
publican candidates Tor the Supreme
bcneh to geo nut on the stump.
The ursi .Ht. convention adjourn
I'd at , oliu.N last niga nftrr nuni.
mating Summ.rs Burkhau of Alnp-
aucrquc. " Dunn of Roswell. aud
n N Hanna uf santa - as cnndl-
dates fur places on the supreme
beach HurkhBrt and Dunn arr Dcm-
ocrats. Huuua e "progrcwi,r" Re-
publican Th, recond "prugrossiyr"
nomination va. handed to a. u Van
stone of EsHncla, who WAS nut on
for The corporation commission with
owen uf Clovis and Scfcrin, MARITIME
nf fnlfAN
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
EAST KENOCKEE,

Preaching services at the following
places on Sunday, June IL. Allen 1920
"a. m, Zion at 2:30 p. m, and North
Street in the evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. Parren spent over
Sunday with relatives and friends in
Port Huron.
Mrs. G. Minnie and niece Cecil Lamb
kin of Avoca spent Sunday with g..
MenZies.
Masters Willie and John Priehs and
sister Lena of 'Abbottsford spent Sun
day at C. Wahl s.
\ number from here attended the
Hagenbeck q Wallace circus in Port
Huron last Monday.
Mrs. q. MenZies WHO'S suffering from
nervous prostration and heart disease
will 90 to Port Huron this week where
she will be under the care OF DR.. Wilson
for a time to try and regain her health.
Isabel Brooks is spending few
weeks at I. Haken's near Port Huron.
Mrs II. Matthews of Port Huron is
visiting her daughter Mrs. G. Kipp.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lawson of Shah
bona were recent guests at III. Lawson's.
They made the trip in their new tour
ing car.
The Farmers Club at +. a. Boards
was not very well attended on account
Of the storm.
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
Mortuaqe Sale.

Default having been made In the conditions OF
a certain mortgage made by Edward Il. Perclval
to the Commercial and Savings Bank OF st. Clai
Mich, dated the 18th day of February A. ID, 1909.
and recorded In the office OF the Register OF
Deeds for the County OF st Clair and State Of
Michigan OIL the 10th day of February a. ID. 1909
in Liber III of Mortgages. on page 100, on which
mortgage there Is claimed to be due at the date
of this notice, tor principal and interest the sum
of twenty-ninc hundred thirty-eight lS2G}SOOl
dollars. and an Attorneys fee OF twenty-five
dollars as provided for In said mortgage, and no
suit or proceedings At law having been Instituted
10 recover the mOneyeS secured by said mort
gage, or any part thereof,
Notice IL hereby given, that, by virtue OF the
power of sale contained In said mortgage, and
the statute In such case made and provided, on
Monday the 18th day of July, A, ID. 1911, at 1000
o'clock In the forenoon, the undersigned viii, at
the front door of the Court House In the City of
Port Huron. that being the place where the Cir
cult Court for the County of St Clair Is held sell
ut Public Auction. to the highest bidder, the
premises described in said mortgage. or so much
thereof rs may be necessary to pay the amount
so as aforesaid due on said mortgage. with six
per cent. interest, and all legal costs, together
with said attorneys fee, to-wit:-Part Of the
west half OF the northeast quarter of section
nine (9l. town six (6) north, range seventeen 90
east. lying north of Iapeer avenue, and being
the same land conveyed by Elizabeth McFerrin
to Bella W. jerks. being deed dated July 6. 1859
containing twenty (2O) acres more or less, except
the right of way of the Grand Trunk Railway
COMMERCIAL AND SAVINGS BANK
or ST CLAIR. NIGH, Mortgage
w. l.. jerks. Attorney for Mortgagee l-l2
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
w EST GRANT.

Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Warner who
have been visiting their son Herbert
Allen near Fargo the past six weeks
have returned to their home in Algonac
Memo Bean and wife visited at f.
Holleys Sunday.
Z Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Clay, of Grant
and Mr.. and Mrs. Oris Barry visited at
George Lossings Sunday
Ernest Kilgour, OF Port Huron, visit
Ell his grand parents In Fargo the first
Of the week
Mr., and Mrs. Bush and daughter Iva
and Frank Wilcox Jr visited at Ellison
Palmateer's Sunday.
Arthur Young, of Clyde, visited his
parents Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Young
Sunday.
Barber Neil and family visited at
Harvey WilcoX's in Yale Saturday.
Ellison Palmateer spent Tuesday in
Yale
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Hill of near
Fargo have gone on an extended trip,
visiting relatives in Iowa, Oregon and
California.
Verna Polly closed very successful
term Of school here last Tuesday.
Clifford Palmateer, of this place Wis
tied his cousin Elmer Palmateer at
East Greenwood Wednesday.
Jacob Anger, of this place, visited
his daughter Mrs. Harvey Wilcox in
Yale over Sunday.
Mr.. Sumner who has spent the past
winter III Alabama has returned to this
place.
Rev. and Mrs. Aging and Mr.. and
Mrs. Ellison Palmateer spent Tuesday
at George Easton's in Blaine.
Nora Young who has been very i'll at
her home with typhoid fever is able to
be out.
Mrs. Charlie Hull is ill at her home
DR. Yuill is attending her
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
Old Friends Are The Best

Because they have stood the test and
are known to be true. DR.. .Herrick' S
Sugar Coated Pills have been used by
more than three generations for reliev-
ing biliousness, disordered stomach and
constipation. They are to this day the
main dependence in thousands upon
thousands of families tor keeping both
adults and children healthy and vigor-
Gus. Price rs cts. Sold by Pollock ~
Hennessy.
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
House and Lot for Sale

New house of seven rooms and wood.
shed, one lot, in city of Yale. Call on
the Thumb Realty Co, Exposition Of
flee, Yale. SO
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
There Is
No Pain.

when WE do your az EETHFIXINGS''
We ABSOLUTELY guarantee this to
YOU mind you. We MEAN YOU,
Wouldn't you BE GLAD to have YOUR
OWN TEETH made RIGHT so that
they will last you for YEARS and
YEARS to come if you can have this
done WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST
PAIN? thousands of our pleased pat
tents all over this country will gladly
tell you that WE are doing this for them
EVERY DAY and our expert DENT
ISTS are all middleaged men of WIDE
EXPERIENC Gle in doing LASTING
PAINLESS, HIGHCLASS dental work
and you can see our work right among
your friends and neighbors JUST
ASK THEM!
Besides OUR prices are RIGHT, Alb
SOLUTELY RIGHT and MODEST
You pay us just SOC to have YOUR
tooth filled with the BEST SILVER.
GOLD-FILLINGS will come from 81
UP according size. WHITE OF POR-
CELAINE CROWNS we will put on
for you for $3 to 80 SOLID GOLD
CROWNS the % KARAT kind are
only -. BRIDGEWO DIRK the SAME.
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08

Bear it in mind again! No pain
modern methods, cut rate prices, best
materials used and your railroad fare
Maid by us as above stated. WE
HAVEA LADY ASSISTANT FOR
OUR LADY PATIENTS.
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
A Full Set of Teeth
VIII Cost You

guaranteed to STAY UP. TIGHT in
your mouth and NOT to BREAK!
We also make the famous ZOLONITE
plates, ALUMINIUM PLATES and
GOLD PLATES. People OUTSIDE
of Port Huron can have their DEN
TAI WORK done THE SAME DAY
THEY COME IN, but let us kno W
when you intend to come in if you can
WE WILL PAY YOUR RAILROAD
FARE TO OUR OFFICES IF YOUR
DENTAL WORK AMOUNTS TO
TEN DOLLARS OR OVER.
OF course you have heard that we
issue YOU WRITTEN GUARAN-
TEE WITH ALL DENTAL WORK
we do for you IT PROTECTS YOU.
If your teeth however, are SO bad that
they CAN MOT BE SAVED and you
want them OUT we will take them out
for you ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT
THE SLIGHTEST PAIN. This
means EXACTLY as we say here.
OUR WAY of EXTRACTING teeth
by OUR OWN PAINLESS METH
Cd is the talk of the people. Just ask
a few of your neighbors. Undoubted
ly you will find MANY that can CON
FIRM our assertion. COME IN and
see us next time you are in Port Hu.
ron. You will be glad you came and
YOU will see a REAL MODERN DEN
tai OFFICE WITH THE PAIN
LEFT OUT"
The Yale expositor., 1911-06-08
National Dentists,
Port uuron's
Only Cut Rate Dentists

al Huron Avenue
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28

an freshman IN a way that would
get him mohbed now rs an in
suiter of Erin, This Pat is son
of that Paddy He and a nice
dancing girl give a sketch 10 show,
as he explains, the change in
vaudeville since his father was
young. The stage for this piece
is set handsomely. while for the
rest of the programme il is so
genuinely old that one canvas fell
forward in its frame, as thosph
from weakness, into the arms of
the folks in. the front rows. The
hnality is gathering of the com.
pany with makeup off, to sing as
2 chorus in "Auld Lang Syne,"
and to CRAFTY curiosity as to how
they look when they are them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28

from side TO side, extended an arm
jcrkily to touch q button, and in
that way set the bedstead going
through dts operation Of unfolding
and shutting np. A crowd of spec
tators gave majority to the be.
lief that the thing was automatic.
| took the trouble to get at the
man inside.
"My art is in pitiful strait. p"
he said. ''but ] must demean 1T to
live. / told you when | was doing
the automaton in vaudeville, don t
You remember1 that l had a play
founded on 'Frankenstein, in
which ] proposed to impersonato
the horrible creature of Mrs.
Shelley's imagination-a creature
composed by surgeon of por~
tions of corpscs, and finally, to the
horror Of its constructor, becoming
alive, and chasing him around the
world to death. Theatrical man
ayers say nv play is too frlghtful
too revolving; but what do the
commercial dolts know of art?
have worked out "A Frankenstein
that, beginning as no more than
the fake doll that / showed in
vaudeville, develops into a mon
strous demon, bent on destroying
the man who has brought him into
dreadful existence. | have striven
in vain TO get my play produced.
1t would mean fame and fortune
to me. Meanwhile, i advertise
patent bcdstead for grub stakes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
Office OF the Board OF Public Works.
Salt Lake City, Utah, May 12 1911

Office OF the Board OF Public Works
Salt Lake City. Utah. May IL. 1911.
Sealed proposals will be received at
this office until $3.50 p. IN. June 3 1911
for constructing cement sidewalks In
Sidewalk Extension No. 129. including
that territory between Second and Sixth
North streets and Third West street TO
the Jordan river. also a portion OF North
Salt Lake according TO plans on file in
the City Engineers office.
Instructions to bidders. together with
plans. profles. specifications and forms
upon application at the office of the
Board OF Public Works or the City En-
eineer.
The right is reserved to reject any and
all bids.
BY order Of the Board OF Public Works
Fl, G. MCMILLAN. Chairman.
e1oo5
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Office OF tho Board of Public Works
Salt Lake City. May 10 1911.
Sealed proposals will be received at
this office until 1880 o'clock p. m. June
q 1911. for constructing cement side
walks in Sidewalk Extension No. 14S
West Temple to Sixth West street, ac-
cording to plans on file in the City En-
glncer's 1ffce.
Instructions to bidders together with
plans. profles. specifications and forms
for contract and bond. may be obtained
upon application at the office of the
Board Of Public Works or the City En-
gineer.
The right is reserved TO reject any and
all bids.
BY order OF the Board OF Public Works
H. G. MCMILLAN, Chairman.
e2217
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28
New Books Tor Library

The following fifty-four books will be
added to the Public library Monday,
May 90
Observation-Disclosures Model Bal
looms and Flying Machines; Ayrton,
Practical Electricity: Baker, Teicgraphlc
Transmission of Photographs; Brown.
Croscu. Synchronic Chart Of United
States History (RcfD Davis. Influence
OF Wealth in Imperial Rome; Deitrchs,
Friction. LubrIcation Fats and oils;
in Dixie; Gettell. Introduction TO Political
Science; Gourlay, Construction OF a
House; 1bscn. Works (vol. Id; Jones.
Telegraphy for Beginners; Judd Coming
of Evolution; Keeble. Plant Animals
King, Early Religious Poetry OF the He
brews, Ladd. Trend of Scientific Thought
Miracle of Right Thoughts; Mathews,
Field Book OF American Wild Flowers; {;
Oman. History. OF England, vols, |, 2, A.,
5 and 6: Roberts. Farmers Business
Russell. Experimental Dairy Bacteriolo-
gy; Taylor. Agricultural Economies, Van
Slyke. Modern Methods Of Testing Mix:
Van Slyke, Science and Practice OF
OF Soil Fertility. Wall Recolections of
the Sioux Massacre; Waugh. Fruit, Har
vesting. Storing. and Marketing; Waugh.
American Apple Orchard, Schaufher
Memorial Day,
Fiction--Carleton, One Way Out :.
Couch. Brother Copas, Crawford. Wan
derinG Ghosts; Johnson. Glsmourie :;
Johnston. Long. Roll; Osborne: Cats
paw; Wister. Members OF the Family;
Coolidge, Human Beings VS.. Things
Coolidge. Our Nations Altar.
Children's Books-Bland, Harding's
Luck: Butler, Our Little Mexican Cousin /;
Grif6s, Chinas Story; Mclaughlin, My
Friend the Indian, Mallory. King Arthur
Stories; Marshall. Empire Story; Spot
fard. Fairy ChanGeling: Stein. Little
Shepherd OF Provence: Taphau. Old, Old
story Book; Van Dyke. Other Wise Man.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28

This Calocide Is very remarkable
preparation for all foot ailments.
Bunions. corus and ingrown nails get
instant relief and are soon cured. Bad
smelling and sore feet need but few
treatments. Calocide Is no longer con-
fined TO doctors use. ANY druggist has
II in stock or will quickly get 1t from
his wholesale house. a twenty-five cent
package Is usually enough to put the
worst feet in fine condition II will
prove a blessing TO persons who have
been vainly trying Intellectual tablets and
foot powders.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28
faddy Rooney Is Alire.

of isn Paddy Rooney dcad7 Why,
course. Yet here comes u Pat
suS5ney snS with The triangular shape
iuu i;rt l,opslded walk that threw me
rau ,c.o laughing fits the first time |
! ,ut To Tony Pastor 's. IL is but
s.ns .nnssomcntary imitation Of the once
sSentrlc fellow who caricatured
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28

most ctfectIvc and speedy
cure. dissolve two table
spoonfuls of Calocidc In
basin of hot water. Soak
the feet in this for full hf-
teen minutes, gently mas
saglng the sore parts. dess
time vii! not give the de-
sired results.) The sore
ness Will disappear immcdi-
atcly and the callous can be
easily peeled off Repeat
this for several nights. y
little olive oil rubbed into
..lrI.. l. ,,nrtr l,nnnnEinl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28
Compound Callouses
Tells Splendid Cure for Them
And All Foot Troubles

A compound callous is the secondary
stage when II grows inward and presses
on the nerves. causing intense pain. CAL
louses never cure themselves. but always
get worse. sopnetimes Irritating the whole
nervous system. The following is q
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-05-28
No.? ear-old Vaudeville Is Staged
Players, Long Thought Dead, Seen
ID Timers Are Surprised and Delighted When They Behold
Ancient Favorites Do Anticipated Stunts

NEW YORK. May 27.-ls it a
a,sam of recollection | Nfcll
wake" in vaudeville theater of
'org ago The stage is set
meagerly with paint-worn and
anyas-frayed scenery, a black
snd.whitc musical team, Allen and
.clarke. begin the show with con-
srrtinas. Yes, the same concer-
inns that are now under the taboo
Il ridicule. They end their act,
400. with long discarded handbclls.
|lsIf your sister fell ,into the
water. why couldn t you get her
yy's.I dou' know. Why, if my
.ister fell into the water, couldn t
/ Il get her out
sYou couldn get your sister
mi if she fell in the water. be-
ausc YOU couldn' u be brother
and assister too. y
II is quarter of century
siutc conuDdrums on the stage shad
a have their questions given
,hree times before the audience
ms trusted to comprehend the
l0kp OIL IHc duSN CTS. w uch anu
Ehsre have / heard that before?
.t.What does Il green flag at the
rear of railway train meant
,ud after the repetitions rs before:
|"t means that another is COM
inc.
'S0b! Thai s why Mrs Murphy
hangs green scarf behind her
bsby carriage.
The place and time come into
hy memory, Tony Pastor S III the
Bowery forty years ago. | am in
a Broadway theater in old
timers week - of 1911. Gus
Williams makes me sure. He comes
oul with lazy legs and heavy feet,
Exactly as he did when New York
mas new TO ME. and when j
sondered why an audience laughed
lat bis songs. recitntions and
anecdotes in GermaniZed English.
Age and rheumatism may have
|stihened his gait, and he has fat
'tened some, but not a syllable
.is changed in his ditty of the milk
man s chances to see the FOUNDERS
rolling home in the morning, or in
IBIS recital of serious depression
in rhymc. Gus hasn been lit up
|bv Broadway footlights since Pas
Tor moved into and out of that
n roo-