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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Not Such a Dude as He Looked.

A prominent western man has two
sons. One is big and husky, like his
father, but the other is more slight,
and at times he rather vexes his ia
ther by his affectati0D OF rah-rah boy
clothes and a general air of lassitude
and dudishness. The two sons and
the father were in the library one
night, and the name of a priZefght
referee came into the conversation
The rah-rah boy had been sitting by,
twiddling his thumbs, but his ears
pricked up at the mans name. and he
drawled: IL rather like that chap
He's all right"
what do you know about himT the
other brother asked rather contemptu-
ously.
"Oh. he gave me a shade the best of
1t one night"
Gave you the best Of itT' both ia
Their and. brother shouted.
eyes. You see. fight under the
name of Young Ryan, and he counted
pretty slow one time when I was
down."-Saturday Evening Post.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Submitted to the Touch.

81 suppose all of us have our little
vanities," says James Hamilton Lew
Is Of Chicago. when I was men,
Der of congress was called out into
the corridor by stranger who asked,
is this Colonel James Hamilton Lew
isY
"'Plain Mr.. Lewis. at your service
I replied
"'Well, Mr.. Lewis" be replied, I was
so struck with speech you made In
the house last week that ] went to the
document room to get a copy for my
self and for another friend. They
charge five cents for u copy. and |
haven't cent of change, Can you
let me have the money to buy two
copiesy
"Now. had not made any speech,
and they do not charge five cents nor
any cents at all In the document room;
but l gave him the dime he wanted.
and reproached myself afterward for
my stinginess Such an artist at fat-
terry ought to have had quarter. at
st"--Chicago Record Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Power of Natures Beauty.

Have you never felt the marvellous
power OF beauty in nature? If not you
have missed one of the most exquisite
joys In life, says Orison SWEET Marden
In Success Magazine. | was once GO
ing through the Yosemite valley, and
after riding 100 miles in a stagecoach
over rough mountain roads ! was so
completely exhausted that it did not
seem as though | could keep my seat
while we travelled over the ten more
miles which would bring us to our des-
tinatioD. But on looking down from
the top of the mountain / caught a
glimpse Of the celebrated Yosemite
falls and the surrounding scenery just
as the sun broke through the clouds.
and there was revealed a picture OF
such rare beauty and marvellous pic
turesqueness that every particle OF ia
tigue, brain flag and muscle WEAKNESS
departed In an instant My whole soul
thrilled with winged sense OF sub
Unity. grandeur and beauty which /
had never experienced before and
which | can never forget felt a
spiritual upift which brought tears
of joy to my eyes.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Clumsy Breton Women.

To the casual observer the Bretonne
is not attractive or even supremacy in
teresting. As femme de chambre she
is clumsy, slovenly and rough Of
speech, lacking the graces and neat
ness Of her Partisan sister. She shut
1es about in felt slippers. her volumi-
nous black skirts catch in everything,
and If she waits at the table hote her
method Of handling cutlery is strongly
calculated to sever ones jugular vein
She has no regularity in her work. and
at the hour that she ought to be max
ing beds she is probably sitting on the
public staircase nursing her baby. She
is generally married and, conversely.
often ten years younger than you take
her to be. To English eyes she is rare
~ beautiful Her hair is trained tight
ly under her cap, her cheeks have sell
dom any delicacy of tint, and her fig
ure and motions are ungainly and
awkward.-Wide World Magazine.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
STOP THAT DANDRUFF

before it kills your hair You know
dandruff is germ disease and it leads
slowly and surely to badness and there
is only one way to cure dandruff and
that is to kill the germ that causes
the trouble.
Greasy salves will never do this.
ZEMO and ZEMO SOAP kills the germ
and are guaranteed to cure dandruff,
itching scalp and all other germ dis
eases of the skin and scalp.
ZEMO ard ZEMO SOAP are the true
scientific remedies for these Affections.
To show our faith in ZEMO and ZEMO
SOAP we have instructed the druggist
selling them to refund your money if
you are not satisfied with the results
from the very first bottle and the first
cake of soap.
We can afford to make this offer
because one bottle of zemo and one
cake of soap are sufficient to show their
healing qualities and if used accord
ing to directions, they will effect per-
manent cure.
Sold by druggists everywhere and in
Webster by Halbkat the Medicine Man.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
The lnspirina Raapipes.

1t was at seaside resort and along
the board walk came marching band
OF highland bagpipers In full costume.
They were tremendous fellows. but
their music. to my untutored ears. was
like the squealings of forty stuck pigs.
Yet have never heard strains to CON-
pare with theirs for arousing aysiesire
to die for ones country. think bag
pipe music must have been fashioned
back in the old days by some demon OF
perversity out of the whistle of ar
rows. the clash of claymores, the neigh
ing of war steeds and the shrieks Of
the dying When l hear 1t think of
the wheel Of fortune, the car of Jug
gernaut. the mills of the gods and the
inquisitorial rack and screw. 1t
whirls along with cyclonic rhythm
that sets the feet to tramping and the
blood to boiling. Robert NJ. Gay in At
lantic
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
A Stream Of Water.

A high pressure jet of water win
bowl over a man as easily as a box OF
matches and leave him half stunned.
1t will even turn bullet from its path.
Experiments have shown that jet of
water can be produced at such high
pressure that it becomes practically a
bar of iron. Swords have been blunt,sa
In attempting to cut through these ex-
ira high pressure jets. Some years ago
an armed thief attempted to hold up n
high official of the Bank of England In
his private office. The official man
aged to get out OF the room unframed
and locked the door. A resourceful at
tendant brought the fire hose. He
opened the door sufficiently to insert
the nozzle. In a few minutes the
would be thief was picked up sense
less.-Pearson's Weekly.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Sand-GraveI-Water

am prepared at all times to deliver
sand, gravel or pure soft water lin
tanks from the spring formerly owned
by Andrew Small. Toby Huseby is not
connected with me and does not get
any gravel or water from above place.
Phone 404-4. Fred Brakhage.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
LAST NOTICE

The ordinance of the City of Webster
the speed limit has been so
flagrantly violated by drivers of auto
mobiles and motorcycles that it has
become necessary for the administra-
tion to adopt the most drasticmeasures
and every offender will be arrested
regardless of who he is. The ordin-
ance provides speed limit of 10 miles
per hour and it will be enforced to the
letter.
Frank Mohs. Mayor.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Notice of Bids For Coal

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received at the office OF
the clerk of the board of education up
to and including the goth day of July,
1911, for the purchase by Independent
school district No. 101 for one hundred
Q0O tons of YouChiogheny lump OF
stove size coal to be delivered at the
school house on or before the first day
of September, 1911. The board OF
education reserves the right to reject
any and all bids.
Dated July5 1911.
Oscar Grue,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Frank Mohs, Mayor.
Pure Water, Best Sand and Ora
vel

/ have no desire to deceive the pub
lie. l have no further connection with
the Small spring or gravel pit, but am
supplying better water, better sand
and better gravel and am doing bust
ness on my own hook. Any and all
kinds of teaming business. Excava-
tons a speciality.
Phone No. IS.
Toby HusebY.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
He Beat Her.

A woman said to the railway sta
ton ticket agent angrily:
Look here, sir, I've been standing
before this window twenty-five min
utesv'
The agent, gray, withered little
man. answered gently:
"Ah, madam. I've been standing be-
hind 1t twenty-five years"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Not Impressed.

Bobbie-Pa says you're self made
man. Visitor tproudly)-Yes. my boy.
/! am. Bobbie-Ain't you sorry now
you didn't let somebody else help you?
Boston Transcript
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06

THESE DO NOT STOP AT WEBSTER
No. 16-Olympian, going east 2.03 pm.
No. 1S-Columbian +" 1.57 am.
No. 15-Olympian, going west 6.34 pm
No. l7-Columbian 80 6.28 am.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Cuttinu.

Young Wife-How fortunate I am
in possessing husband who always
stays at home Ia the evening! Bosom
Friend-Yes: your husband never was
much addicted to pleasure.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Suaasstixs.

Mary (aged six)-Uncle Charlie,
wish you many happy returns Of your
birthday. and mamma said that II you
gave me dollar not to lose flip
pincott's.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Estray Notice
Toby Huseby.

Came to my place on the nw14 of
Section IA, Town 122, Range 55, in Day
County, S. D., on the morning of June
16, 1911, white mare. weight about
1850 pounds.
Scott Bates,
p. o. Address Webster, S. ID.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
EVOLUTION.

Brown-Do you believe in the theory
Of evolution? Black-Sure thing. For
six years young fellow named Jones
has been calling on my daughter. and
today she became Mrs. Jones.-Judge.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Wall OF.

Fred-I proposed to Miss Dingley
last night. Joe--Don't believe know
her. Is she well on? Fred-Yes. !
guess SO. She refused me.-Stray'
Stories.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Lake goers attention We make
special rates to parties of six and
use seven passenger Stevens
Duyea auto in our livery. Day
County Auto and Supply Company.


Mrs. P. M. Johnson, of Prescott,
Wis. stopped off in this city Sunday
morning on her way home from a visit
to the coast. She will remain week
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. H. Hocum,
The St. Paul Fire and Marine iInsul-
ance Co., have the reputation of being
prompt and liberal in adjusting losses.
Insure your property with them and
be safe. d. B. Compton & Son., Agts.
w. C. Anderson and son, Floyd, of
Frederick, arrived Tuesday night being
called by the sudden death of Mrs.
Anderson at the Levoy home-an
account of which Is printed in another
column.
Ruby Rich the infant daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Rich died at the
home in this city Friday June 30 at
5 o'clock D. M, of hemmorhage of the
bowels. The funeral occurred Monday
Rev. Lewis of the CONGREGATIONAL
church officiating. Interment was
made in Webster cemetery. The child
was eight months old. Mr.. and Mrs.
Rich have the sympathy of all in their
bereavement.
''Put away the little dresses,
That our darling used to wear,
She will need them on earth, never,
She has climbed the golden stair. "
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06

Clerk of the Board of Education
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-07-06
Corrected Time Table
The following trains stop at Webste

and carry passengers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
each the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, an dthat is by constitutional rem
edies. Deafness is caused by an intiam-
ed condition of the mucous linink OF
he Eustachian Tube. When this tube
S inflamed you have rumbling sound
or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed, Deafness is the result
and unless the Inflammation can be
aiken out and this tube restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out OF ten
lie caused by Catarrh, which is moth
ng but inflamed condition of the mu-
Cous surfaces.
W. give One Hundred Dollars
o. a. case of Deafness (caused by
atarrhl that cannot be cured by Halls
CatarIh Cure. Send for CIRQUE ?,
=. ]. CHENEY & CO. Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
~oHe Halls Family Pills for consti-
lation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

When a woman is away for the sum-
&c expects her husband to sit on
the plaza at home and howl like dog
every night because he is lonesome.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

A man won't stay home nights if
there's nobody there but his wife, be
cause it's dull, and if she has family
visitors. because it's rackety.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

FOR RENT-DeIightful first floor
room, with board Lee street, close
in, for couple or two young men. Ad-
dress box 3S5. Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

See our silks, and wool sergeS we
can save you money Walker 4 BrittOn
Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mr. and Mrs. r. B. Hightower are
spending two or three days with rel
atives in Leasburg.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

BY Saturdays express twenty-five
nObby coat suits latest styles and in
Guided in present cut price sale.
Warlick Bros. Co., Lamar street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Miss Ammen and Miss Breeder,
who have been spending several weeks
delightfully."- in the north, returned
here yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

John Fielder Jr., came yesterday for
q day or two among his friends in
Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29
Those Who Come and Go


Have you seen the new Washing
ton pattern in Sterling Silver at
Bells, the Jeweler
Mrs. Alice C. Morgan will go 20
Cordele this week upon pleasant
visit Of several days to her sister,
Mrs. Edward Kifer.
Petite Miss Crook is a pretty little
addition to the home circle of Mr.. and
Mrs. W. NJ. Crook, here.
Nunnally'S candy-freSh every day.
Rembert'S Drug Store. tt.
Miss Butt the fair guest of the
Misses Mathis for several days, has
returned to Buena Vista
New things in Trimming Buttons
Just in. Walker L. BrittOn Co.
Mr.. T. B. Y0umans, superintendent
of the plant of the Guantanamo Sugar
Company, Guantanamo, Cuba, will
leave to-day for New Orleans after a
brief visit to his brother, Mr.. C. c.
Youmans, of the High School faculty
Mr.. Youmans will spend a month in
New Orleans prior to his return to
Cuba
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mrs. J. T. Warren and petite Miss
Warren went yesterday to Albany TO
spend several days. guests of rela-
tives in that city.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

FOR SALE-House and lot close in
see or phone Mrs. n. r. Sanbon or l..
A Morgan.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

You can find some exceptional val
ueS in Rugs at Walker & BrittOn Go.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

The cheapest line of Sweaters in
the city at Walker & BrittOn Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mrs Eula Lcckett Hollis, after a
visit Of some length in Amaricus, her
former home viii return to New York
this week
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Miss Ada BelleUssey of Leslie, was
a visitor from that city spending yes
terday here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Miss Matte Laws Dodson will go
to Valdosta tomorrow as a fair at
tendant at the Lewis-Oglesby wedding,
q fashionable occasion there Wednes-
cay.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Don't forget we will save you money
on every item purchased, two weeks
more of cut prices. Warlick Bros. Co.,
Lamar street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mrs. H. ". Van Ripper, Of DuranG,
Okla, is visiting her sister, Mrs. Hin
kle McLendon, on Jackson Ave.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mr.. and Mrs. w. F. Maynard will re-
turn to Americas today from visit
of week to relatives in Forsyth,
their former home.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Col c. c. Estell,. who halls from
the foothills Of Tennessee, dropped in
to spend Sunday with his
many Americus friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

water man y Iucdl anu NOHhAAH
SeIf-flling Fountain Pens to suit all
who write. Holidays Book Store.
Mrs. Sarah Mathis, who has been
spending some time in Moultrie, will
be welcomed to her home here to-day,
to remain permanently
Eldridge Drug Co, calls attention
to their line of tooth brushes such
as KleanwelI, r. S. w Prophylactic
and others Gf bristles come out we
REPLACE brush) also tooth powder, soap
and taste. Call to see US.
Messrs Edward Groves, W. l..
Whitehead and D. A Rowland are
three South Carolinians spenling some
| time in Americas.
Two weeks more OF sweeping reduc-
lions in every department. Narlick
Bros. Co., Lamar street.
Mr.. SamuelHarrison Will, after this
| date greet his friends at Warlick Bros.
Co., store on Lamar street, going there
| tomorrow.
By Saturdays express twenty-five
nObby coat suits latest styles and in
Guided in present cut price sale.
Warlick Bros, Co.. Lamar street.
-
c. Fl. Cole was among the many Ma
day upon business.
Visit the New Cash Under Selling
store, it viii pay You. Naiher& Brit
Miss Matte Laws Dods0n will go
to Valdosta tomorrow as fair at
fegbionahIo oocasion +boro yyad,oo-
L.y
fhe,r hiy Ont Drica soIo two wanl,s
Hangar ~ .bo hio Iomor s+,oo+ s+oro
+o,oorrov, for % s+o,, .f so,.oro1 a,,.,
with friends
Now sornoe ius4 +ho 4,,;nn Co.. aou
,onn1o he'd VIII 9. D.;44o, ~,
,ua. p,b, DiIo,, n.t,,u,a - A,ou
- .,.,-,,.--. go.
ls7'0-''
%,
'i '"oO'' N"' "'"t'"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mr.. Standardization viii, after this
date greet his friends at Warlicl Bros.
Co, store on Lamar street, going there
tomorrow
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Warlick Bros. Go. will continue
Their big cut price sale two weeks
longer, at the big Lamar street store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mrs Henry Lanier, after a visit
of some length to her mother, Mrs.
w. H. Gilbert in Albany returned to
America yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Messrs Edward Groves, W. l..
Whitehead and d. A. Rowland are
three South Carolinians spenling some
time in Americus.
Two weeks more OF sweeping reduc-
tons in every department. Narlick
Bros. Co., Lamar street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Miss EN- Eldridge will go to Atlanta
tomorrow for a stay Of several days
with friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

New Serges, just the thing for SER
yiceable suits and skirts in all the
popular shades. Walker & BrittOn Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Miss Butt the fair guest of the
Misses Mathis for several days, has
returned to Buena Vista.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Miss Ruby Riley returned to Amer
icus yesterday from a pleasant visit
in Arlington.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

WANTED or room house clos
in. Address P. o. Box 3S5.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

New things in Trimming Buttons
Just in. Walker L. BrittOn Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Shoes for everybody. men, women
and children at cut prices mt Warlick
Bros. Co., Lamar street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Mrs. Thad Wise of Plains has gChe
to Atlanta to attend the Bagley-Mc-
DufFie marriage on Wednesday next
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

School shoes for boys and girls, at
cut prices at Warlick Bros. Co., Lamar
street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Petite Miss Crook is a pretty little
addition to the home circle of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. NJ. Crook, here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Waterman's Ideal and Conklin'
Self-flling Fountain Pens to suit all
who write. Holidays Book Store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Have you seen the new Washing
ton pattern in Sterling Silver at
Bells, the Jeweler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-29

Nunnally'S candy-freSh every day,
Rembert'S Drug Store. tt.