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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-21

Mrs. Edward julius Timberllke,
whose portrait is shown on the So
ciety page today, Is one of the most
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-21

Additional Social on P.s. o
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
have YOU HAD YOUR
BOWEL REMOVED7

One OF the leading French scientists
VINO has been making study OF the
cause of old age, has discovered that 1t
testine, and recommends as n preventive
OF old age, and to insure good health,
that the intestine be removed.
1t has long been known to scientists
that the bowels We're the breeding place
of germs and that persons suffering
from, or having a tendency to Com
stipation were more liable to develop
free from this trouble.
In Constipation the germs. instead of
passing off, are retained in the Bowel.
thus giving them an opportunity of
multiplying to such an extent that they
cause serious Illness and chronic dis
ease.
Very few people will agree with the
removal OF the Bowel, but all will
agree that Constipation is the most
prolific cause Of illness. both acute and
To all who suffer from Constipation.
and diseases resulting from Inactive
Liver, Stomach and Bowels or Kidneys,
thorough laxative; one that win act
properly and promptly, tone up the sys-
tenn, promote digestion, that is pleasant
to the taste, and that can be given to
any member of the family from the In
FAINT to the aged.
There are a number OF remedies on
the market, but we would not be doing
best laxative known to us is FIELDS
PRIME SYRUP AND SIENNA, and to
suggest that you use 1t. It's use may
prevent serious disease, and IL the emf
nent scientist is right, 1t will help you
stay young.
PRUNE SYRUP sells at soc per bottle.
II your dealer cannot supply you, write
OF Charleston w. Va, who will furnish
name of nearest dealer, also send you,
free, book'o enir postcard.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

all night Therefore would request
the minister OF the interior to be so
kind as TO ask the meteorological bu-
rcau TO remove this dangerous comet
from the vicinity"
A novel wedding took place In Wash
ington In October, the bridal couple
separating Immediately after the cere-
mOny never TO meet again Miss Eu-
genie Sauer OF Vienna found herself
the sole heir TO her uncle's vast for
tune but possession was conditional
on her marriage within forty-eight
hours Of the announcement Of her leg
acy. She advertised for a highly rec
commended husband for temporary use
and offered 5000 for his time at the
altar Sevcniy-cight would be bride.
cr0Oms responded. One was chosen.
the service was read, chilly fareweus
exchanged 90 say nothing Of two 800
bliss. and the bride started for the
tteamer that took her to Austria.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

A prosperous farmer near
Webster Springs when in town
Saturday told a story to the eff
feet that about Christmas time
a young relative of his Visited
him and while cut in a boat
looking for fish, fell into the
river. The farmer in his SYM
pathy for the young man, sup
piled him with his best pair of
trousers, while the others were
being dried. In the meantime
however, the young man wanted
to go out to an old field and
look for rabbits. While out
there, he came across a peculiar
looking little animal, caught in a
trap and not being very well &C
quainted with the nature and
habits of the skunk, he advanc-
ed with stick and stayed till
the finish. Now comes the sad
part of the story. The farmers
best trousers were buried two
weeks ago. Echo.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Rocksburg (Warren county, farm in
dulged in an undignifed bovine jag
when the cover was left off the apple
mash trough at the cider mill during
October. 1t took veterinary surgeon
several hours to reduce the swollen
heads in cold water, and the antics OF
the herds matrons are still talked Of
Another example of the queer hap
penings of 1910 formed part of the
good fortune Of l.. NJ. Raynor OF Riv-
erhead, Long Island, who In 1908 lost
a watch and chain In the woods near
his cottage. Last June in passing
through the grove he Glanced to see
his watch hanging on a stout twIg.
He believes his pocket was picked
while bending down a branch.
Halley's comet caused much per
turbation abroad. Adam Toma, living
In the outskirts OF Budapest, commit
ted suicide, preferring to die by his
own hand rather than be killed by a
wandering star, so he wrote.
The night Waterman of Godello.
also in Hungary, was less I'm fear OF
the dreaded wanderer, for he entered
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

but he carried out the bonus practice
when he sold his shoemaking estab-
lishment to Antonio Tlourers. His
wife deciding that she preferred the
new purchaser, she was thrown in for
full measure, the outfit going at the
reasonable price Of $50
AS to the women, I'm addition to Mrs.
Practitioners, there was Mrs. Elena
ID. Smith, who won n $500 bet from
Boston physician by successfully
posing for five years as n man: also
Mrs. Amy y. Winship Of Racine. wis.
aged eighty, who entered Ohio state
university at Columbus and Logan n
special course, embracing philosophy,
psychology and literature, as supple
mentary 10 n summer school course
she had Just finished.
A bride Of extraordinary appearance
was seen Mt South Bend, Ind, i'm Oc-
tober I'm Grace Gilbert. the bridegroom
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

A mathematician has figured
out that a million dollars would
buy 20, 900, 900 beers, the pick of
countless counts, maybe a seat in
the Senate, a great herd of incor
ruptibles, bacon and egg ban
quet, jar the ianitor into civility,
get a look in at professional
poker, excite the mirth of Andy
and John D., make Hetty Green
say "Poohl, " maybe induce #. r..
to stop giving advice for a month
endow a congressman, procure a
nomination and give an editor an
excuse for taking a week off.
Such things can "fggers" be
made to provel
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Philadelphia beauties he could not walk
abroad The physicians said it was the
first case of the kind since 1851.
In the same month 2. w. Seversen
OF Portland, Ore, discovered he had
made good swap In 1859 when he
took corner lot In lieu of salary and
shotgun he had loaned his employer.
On the day in question the lot sold for
$250,OOO.
One of the most freakish legal ac-
lions OF the year was reported from
Sweden, where Albert Vystroem of
stockholm was engaged in fighting for
his skeleton. Being hard up few
years ago, he signed n contract with
the Royal Institute of Anatomy MAX
Ing over his body after death for n
contingent consideration. Coming into
a fortune, he decided to cancel tho
contract and rest in peace when dead.
The courts, however, not only upheld
the contract and ordered him to pay
the costs, but awarded the institute
damages because Vystroem had ex-
tracted two teeth without permission.
Another legal item was furnished
by Judge Lea of Ell Paso, Tex. in re-
leasing all Irishmen brought before
him on March II if they could fur
nish bail of shamrock apiece. Still
another was at East Liverpool, O.,
where George Browns theft of ostrich
plumes valued at $50 was made a
petit larceny because the decorations
were marked down to 500 on that bar
gain day.
a bit of good luck came to w. Spen-
Ger Smith Of New York while dining
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Negro Fiend TO be Tried Soon.

Saturday incoming Jud g e
Chas. w. Lynch went to Weston
and issued a call for a special
term of the Circuit court of
Lewis county, to be held on
Monday, Feb. 9. The special
grand jury is called for the pur-
pose of taking action in the
case of William Furnish, the
negro who so narrowly escaped
lynching at Weston the latter
part of last month. He is charg-
ed with criminal assault on Miss
Flora Anglin, who resides near
Weston.
No fear of an attempt at
lynching during the trial are
held. but Governor Glasscock
will order several companies of
the National Guard to hold
themselves in readiness in case
of disorder. Exponent.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

everyday folk may be interested in an
annual review OF 1910 so far as the
annual happenings go. 1t was twelve
month prolific OF the unique.
In the initial month, for instance,
Mayor Shank OF indianapolis, the auc-
toneer executive. became a Solomon.
Hearing Of two violations of the saloon
closing law. he ordered the establish
ments shut up until the owners had
attended church on at least one Sunday
morning and had remained throughout
the entire service, this to be attested
In writing by the officiating clergyman.
The new year was not day old be-
fore the first novelty was evolved in
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

The appointment of Davis
Elkins to be the successor Of his
distinguished father in the Uni
ted States Senate was a graceful
act on the part Of Governor
Glasscock, who made the nomi-
nation as a tribute to the dead
statesman. That it was good
politics did notinfuence the gov.
ernor, but it was perhaps good
strategy, as the new senator has
not been ambitious politically
and his appointment would not
complicate any future republi
can ambitions. But wait, it may
be a long time before there will
be any republican prospects.
Davis Elkins is a young man of
strong character and big bust
ness man. While he will not oc-
cupy a seat in the senate long
enough to become useful, never
theless the honor is worthily be-
slowed. Gazette.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

The first of the week it was ru-
mored here that Uncle" Daniel
Huffman, of Steer Creek, was
dead, but this proved to be un-
true. The venerable man had a
sinking spell, ferll from a chair
and was unconscious for some
time. Uncle" Daniel is broth
er of Benjamin and Rev. L. j.
Huffman, of this place, and is
nearly 90 years of age. His host
of friends hope that he may
soon recover from his present
weakened condition and round
out full hundred years. Brax-
tonECentral.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

L ra k An gelo,
who reported
him self at the
big Pennsylvania
hospital In Phila-
delphia for treat
m ent. He had
heart trouble, and
1t was accentu-
ated every time
he looked at n
pretty girl. The
prettier she was
the dizzier he be-
came. Because of
the numerous
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

ut Atlantic City,
for in n single oys-
ter he bit into no
less than n n g
pearls. Valuation
proved them to be
worth several hun
dred dollars, or
enough to pay his
winter sea S id O
board bill.
Cornelius Pace OF
II @ V erly, n. J.,
may never have
heard Of the prac-
tice of lGgniappe
In New OrICona
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Priests Alone Allowed Wine.

In celebrating the feast of the dead
In Egypt, where each one partook OF
wine In which the spirit of his an.
cestor had entered, the question was
how much could each one drink, and
what quantity was safe, so that the
user could carry on the observance OF
the sacrament without confusion
Finally 1t was decided that the priests
only could drink the wine with safety.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

btAiAB Gllfh r..
Calvin. The pc
culiarity was that
the bride sported
n beard eighteen
inches I'm length,
while the bride
groom's sole hir-
ute adornment
was n mustache
~ tcndril ap
pCargnce
Dalhart, Tex.
furnished r. new
version Of the
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Cd SOLDIER Tortured.

"For years | suffered unspeah able tor
ture from Indigestion, constipation and
liver trouble" wrote A. X Smith, war
veteran at Erie Pa, "but DR.. Kings New
Life Fills fixed me all right Try them for
any stomach, liver or kidney trouble. Only
- at all druggists.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

A loyal sub
Ject OF King
G @ orge V.
knew OF no
better way TO
show his de-
votion to his
monarch than
by having an
English ] a C K
tattooed In col
ors on his bald
head, with n
reproduction OF
the kings fea-
lures on his
c In ST Tho
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Too True.

Baby John was not allowed to have
pepper In his food. but seeing his
father putting pepper on his roast
beef. hurriedly seized the pepper box
and sprinkled II over his plate.
Mother" he said I'VE eat everything
with our mouth but pepper. and we eat
that with our nose.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

n formal COM
plant against 1t
the village
m n 81 s trates in
the folio W ing
language: "The
news OF the ap
preaching comet
has plunged ev-
erybody i'm the
neighborhood into
great consterna-
ton, and the peo-
pie, as though
driven mad, run
about eI,n rNrnn4a
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Berlin-Stuttgart express was halted I'm
the midst of it's fastest run by self
confident German passenger i'm order
that he might run back and find his
false teeth, which had bounced through
an open window during a sneezing ct.
"A legal complication that involved
much judicial diplomacy occurred I'm
Detroit. A woman, having a new hat
In mind, drew ten dollar bill from the
bank. A gust of wind sent it across
the street, where n goat, in charge of
youthful master, met and devoured
the Dill. The boy was arrested on the
charge of theft. but proved his inno-
cence by killing the goat. The treas
ury department recompensed the wo-
man by issuing a new bill, but no one
paid for the goat
WHAT'S In name was demonstrated
by the vigorous legal protest of a
Boston Norwegian named Kruse. who
was naturaliZed as Crusoe and whose
Christian name was Robinson. cans
Ing him much anguish. About the
same time John Henry Thirey of Long
Island city regretted having named
his youngest Frederick Cook Thirey
and obtained the courts permission TO
alter 1t, but to John H., Jr., and not
Robert Peary, as expected.
Beverly, n. j., figured again during
the summer and for all time proved
the merit Of the famous Jersey mos.
quito as a watchdog and family guard
IAN Charles Brownson was awakened
one night by persistent and pointed
skeeter to find that his house was afre
1t was n Jersey census enumerator
too, who propounded the most puzzling
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

. II II II are odd
yet important
events in the
days news that
are not found at
the top of the first
page columns, yet
are worthy OF
reading. Those
W no seek the
quaint in perus-
ing the doings OF
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

When You See The Bell
On The bottle you have our guarantee that
you are getting the best cough and cold
remedy Or. Bells Pine-Tar Honey has
millions Of satisfied users Atall dealers ,
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Ruliro Psssion.

Banker 60 new tutor
hear I'm mind that in my children 7 am
intrustiug 10 you my most precious
possessions and give them your best
And what is your lowest price?"-Flle.
son n Dlucttcr.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

DR.. Bells AntiseptiC SalVe
Is good for anything for which a salve ic
lndic"ted-Such as pimples, blackheads,
sores, chaps, ulcers sunburu and all skin
affections. 25c at all dealers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Millions 6 Of BOTTLES

Of DIR. Bells Pine-Tar-I Honey used annual.
ly is good evidence that it is good remedy
Tor Lac Ripe, Cough, Colds and all throat
and bronchial troubles Look for the Bell
on the bottle. Sold every where
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

OF all questions
to the popula-
ton counting bu-
re n u. 1t ran:
How would you
classify n child
born on the high
seas Of n French
mother to n Ger
man father and
brought to At
lantic City, n.
j., to liver
Still examining
] e RS ey. it is
noted that the
co w < on a
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Oh. You Brutal

=, A certain favorite American actress
was reported to have said. apropos OF
marriage. that. as for herself. she was
welded to art. On which one of those
horrid newspaper men thought prop
err to remark: Then Mary Is to be
congratulated, as Art neither SHORES
nor has cold feetl"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
contractIna the World.

The world is growing too small.
One can go to Peking In fortnight:
an aeroplane service is to be run from
Algiers TO Timbuctoo and a wireless
station is being installed on Crusoe's
Island Farewell to mystery! Paris
Eclair.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Good Work Being Done In France.
France is Systematically reforestlng
it's barren places to revive the soil,
abate floods, mitigate droughts, pro.
vide employment for her workers. and
furnish raw materials for her fac
tories.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

He Never Got His Money
back Sutherlands Eagle Eye Salye cured
his eyes and he did not want it. Painless
and harmless 25c at al dealers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Harry Davis Drowned.

Harry Davis, aged about 30,
an electrician, Of Wheeling, was
drowned Monday afternoon in
the Little Kanawha river about
a hundred yards below Lock No.
l at Shacktown, a short distance
above this city. Davis was a
passenger on the steamer Louise
bound for Creston, where he
was going to visit relatives. The
accident occurred a few minutes
after one O'Clock. Davis was
standing on the roof of the boat
when he suddenly lost his bal
ance and fell into the river. Sew
eral persons saw him fail and
they are Of the openion that it
was an accident and not any in
tention upon the part of Davis
thus discountiAg any belief of
intention of suicide.
Immediately after Davis fell
into the river efforts were made
to rescue him but he had gone
down for the last time before he
could be reached. The Louise
was at once tied up and search
was begun for the body.
Davis is an electrician and
runs an electric plant in a sub
urb O. Wheeling. He is survived
by a wife and three children.
He came down to this city on his
vacation and was going to Mt.
Zion for the purpose of visiting
some relatives.
The body was recovered late
Monday evening after a long and
exhaustive search. Davis was
drowned in about So feet of
water.
The men in charge of the Lou
Use quite naturally very much re-
greet the sad occurance and they
tied their boat up at once and
done all in their power to recover
the body of Davis. The latter
was not we'll known in this city
but was known to large num-
Der Of people up the Little Ka-
nawha river. The Parkersbuag
State Journal.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Takinu No Chances.

Policeman-"Hi! What are you do
ing up that ladder?" Husband ire
turning late)-"Hush! I'm only see-
ing If my wife is already asleep
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
Eczema. Rinpw nm.

Tet'cr cbapped hands or lips, boils, sores
and all skin diseases are quickly cured by
The use Of DR.. Bells Antiseptic Salve. pc
box at all dcaler.. 4 creamy snow white
ointment
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

That lives ten year, must have merit Dr.
Bells Pine Tar Honey has been sold TO-
sixteen ycas, and salCe have increased every
yea. Soyoc run d, risk. We guarantee
IL AZ all dealers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

widows mite parable and It rebound
ed to the financial credit Of Mrs Josie
Pettis During an unreasonable and
severe thunderstorm her little hillside
pasture was ripped open by n lightning
bolt and a spring OF crude oil uncoy-
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
w hat can We saw

More than if you arc not satisfied after
using sutherand's Eagle Eye Salve we will
refund your money. 2jc at all dealers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
1910 Prolific In Odd
Freakish Happenings

cred that has since run 200 barrels a
day.
Two queer conceits were waited
across the salt water from Europe.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24
On Wrong Road to Rloh..

He that lovoth pleasure shall be
poor man; he that loyeth wine and of
shall not be rich."-Proverbs ri ~
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Knowledge Of Trade a Benefit.
Money cannot be better spent than
in encouraging in every possible vav
the teaching of trades.-Exchange
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Prospective Teuant-No. I'm afraid
this fiat would he too small + might
want to grow a beard. Life
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Col. Samuel l.. Hays, a gen
tleman of the old school from
Virginia, and well he looks the
part, was the guest of his nep-
hew, Banker w. Dean Hays in
Tenino this week. Tenino
wash News.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-01-24

Political fences should not be too
bigh for the people TO have a look
over Atlanta Constitution.
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Not His EanIk

Don't laugh at man with bowleRa
II he could help them he would
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The Outcome

Scratch q principle, and you will
find Observation-Disclosures.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-02

BEDROOMS

have had my bedroom transferred
to The garden ut the rear of tho
house. The neighbors were at first
scandalized, but have now sot used
to the innovation. After two years
trial of the garden bedroom ] would
not return TO an indoor one for amy
consideration whatever. Not only
does one sleep more soundly, but the
quality of sleep IL very different from
that experienced In an ordinary room.
IN Honolulu there Is absolutely no
excuse for a yearly pursuit Of the
practice.
One must. of course, b. tho pos
SCISSOR of a garden to start with, or,
better still, OF rooted ycrnnda. In
the latter case there need be no
further outlay. III is only necessary
to have ones bed carried out and to
step into II when bedtime comes. A
screen or curtain ought 10 be pro-
vided to protect the bed from driving
wind or rain
There are not few dwellings, now
in existence whore these sleeping
out balconies, on an upper story, are
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-02
A PICTURESQUE REVIVAL

Tailored costumes in cloth, serge
or velvet are being ruflcd at the
wrists with snow white lawn This
fashion has followed the rage for III.
rectoire frills on summer suits. and
II looks extremely picturesque. Some
of the frills falling to the finger tips
accordion pleatcd, and on the moro
ornate costumes delicate lace Is
used.
The fashion for one sided arrange
ments on day and evening gowns has
extended to the tailormadc for the
winter. Some of the coats and skirts
are entirely plain on one side, while
the other is braided or panclled with
buttons and loops rs finish. Skirts
are opened up little way on one
side only, and coats have braided
decorations running mp under one
arm. according TO fancy
Plush Is one of the materials
which Is being utilized for the tailor
made. The new texture Of this old
world material Is as supple as velvet
and it has all the gloss and softncss
of seal. This old friend in its new