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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
PENSACOLA JOURNAL

place ir the immediate vicinity Of the
ny-trap Medical experts are Of the
opinion that the disease is caused by
an overeated condition Of a total va
cuum btween the ears and above the
eyes ofthe sufferer. Symptoms: An
ungoverable and all-engulfing desire
TO talk. In the incipient stage Of the
disease be patient has lucid intervals
IN which his mind % acts normally,
but as til rraIady progresses and be-
gins TO tg1 the mental reservoir of the
afflicted. The victim becomes more and
more best to the reading public.
HIS eyes get red and green by turns,
and he hgins TO "see things" The
bare renfon of the criminal court is
sufficient 10 throw the sufferer into
a conditiG bordering on frenzy. A
bite inficed by the patient at this
stage IS raught with much danger
ard stoulihe Immediately cautteriZed.
After suffsing for an indefinite period,
the victim either gets better or worse
The diseae is seldom fatal (rore's
the PITY, Ind the victim has a return
Of the maa6y as often as he feels
Ike It.
This. deg Hub. is a ''hicky." and
the Only rational way TO use" II is to
amputate tie head of the sufferer and
send II to ne Pasteur Institute Of At
lanta.
Thenrs, Bro. Cleveland. you have
evidently hen a close reader Of mate
ria medica and hurn7ology. but you
inadvertently. probably. omitted to
state whether It was catching" or
not; but yolll catch" something, II
we are any kind Of a guesser, pretty
soon and it will be served kot.-Milton
Gazette.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Mothers day is set for May IA, but
Governor Gilchrist was right when he
said Every day should be mothers
day."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

together the governor may deem 1t ad-
Visable to call out the militia.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

City politics are SO quiet that tn:
voters are liable to forget about the
second primary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

When the three cent fare is put into
effect we can visit the capital real
often.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

There's more counting to the square
inch in Pensacola than in any other
city in the world. but the women are
sweeter here and the men are ex-
cusable.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
A Categorical Definition of Hickey.

A Categorical Definition OF Hickey.
A little while ago, Bro. Cleveland of
the DeFuniak Herald, made use of the
word Hickey" in referring to the per-
sonal appearance of an esteemed con-
temporary of ours, and as we did not
catch on, we requested an explanation,
and got it, in the following lucid and
categorical definition:
For the enlightenment Of The Ga
zette We will say that a hickey is a
disease that afflicts mentally ire
sponsible newspaper men. Ii is some
times resorted to by INDECENT quill
drivers as a cheap substitute for the
more expensive and aristocratic "ap-
pendicitis." The word hickey" is de-
rived from the Eskimo verb "hinky-
dink," and means "a swelling or ah-
scess," and usually makes its .ppear-
ance on the upper lip or some other
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
SAFE MEDICINE FOR CHILDREN.

Foley's Honey and Tar Compound is
a safe and effective n1edcire for chill
dren as 1t does not contain opiates or
harmful drugs. The genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound is IN a yell
low package.
w. A. D'Alemhcrte. druggist and
apothecary, 121 S. Palafox st.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

The beaches present a picture o.
happiness on Sunday afternoons.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

When the ponies run no more and
the ladies do not wear Easter hats,
what will man do with his money?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Jacksonville gave the educators a
eood time and a true Florida welcome.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Harnlon's campaign for the presi-
Dental nomination is begun by his
friends. While there are others more
desirable, the Democrats might go
farther and fare worse.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Tampa has a hotel and does not
know what to do with II.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
Commissary Car.

The annual, report of the railroad
commissioners Of Florida would be
the last publication where one would
look for humoE Yet last years report
tells of complaints made that the At
lanta & st. Andrews Bay railroad has
"commissary cars" along with its pas
senger trains, which cars delay the
trains by selling goods at and be-
tween the stations. The commission
ers Indignantly abated the commissary
car and ordered that the trains must
make connection with the Louisville
& Nashville trains at Cottondale
While this was stated in the most
solemn language one has only to call
forth a mental picture Of an fmpa-
tient passenger Tuning and anathe-
MIXING while the train is stopped in
the woods by country people who wish
to barter coon skins and beeswaX for
tobacco and homespun, to see the hu-
NOR Of the situation.-Starke Tele-
graph.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Peace in Honduras doesn't help the
Mexican situation any.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Irritate the pituitary gland, says Pro-
fessor Keith, and you will grow tall.
OF course.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
NEWS AND VIEWS
BY STATE PRESS
Growing Perry.

SToWIn9 HeFry'
Lights, water, sewerage, hard streets,
a flowing well of the fineest health
giving mineral water, the best court
house in the state, a new public school
building Jail and is a pretty good
record of advancement for a town in
five years, but not half what she IS
going to do in the next five years.
Taylor Co. Herald
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
Touuh on Snlons

Tough on Soons.
If the Florida Legislature Goes ad-
journ to Jacksonville the Solcns will
doubtless have the sympathy Of ali
respectable people. but folks should
indulge no such similar feeling for
Jacksonville, she deserves some such
astrophe.-Graceville Advertiser.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
S~EASONABLE II

When the season for the delicious
Venison opens be prepared to cook and
serve a nice joint with the spicy wild
grape jelly.
Venison steak with chestnut sauce
is another favorite.
Chestnut Sauce.-Fry one-half an
onion and six slices of carrot, cut in
small pieces, in two tablespoonful OF
butter five minutes. Add three table.
%spoonfuls of flour and stir until well
Drowned; then add a cup and a half
Of soup stock, a sprig of parsley, a
bit of bayleaf, eight p%eppercorns and
a teaspoonful of salt. Let simmer
twenty minutes, strain and add a cup
of boiled chestnuts, a tablespoonful
of butter and two Of orange juice.
Squirrel Pie.-After the squirrels
are cleaned and singed, separate into
pieces at the joints-nine in all. Put
these into a casserole or earthen dish,
add salt and pepper and a pint of we'll
seasoned chicken stock If at hand,
otherwise boiling water will do. Cook
covered about two hours in a moder'
ate oven. Stir in two or three Ia
b~lespoonfuls of flour and a half tea
spoon of salt and a generous sprink-
ling of pepper; mix with cold water
and add to the gravy in the dish.
Cover with a rich crust and bake
about twenty minutes. Do not forget
to leave a vent in the crust to allow
the steam and gases to escape.
Cream Of Chestnut Soup.-Shell and
blanch a pint of chestnuts and cook
until tender in chicken broth. Press
through a sieve. Add more broth,
season with salt, pepper and onion
Juice. Melt a fourth Of a cup Of but
ter and add a fourth of a cup of -four.
When we'll blended add a cup of milk
and a cup Of cream. Stir until boil
ing; add the broth and serve at once,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
HALLOWEEN SUPPER.

A Halloween supper is the time
when n may let the taste for the
unusual and striking run riot. The
more bizarre, the more effective. The
center piece may be a pumpkin or a
squash followed out In basket form
and heaped with peaches, grapes,
pears and apples, with grape leaves
for a background. The candles may
be set in sticks made of the large
end of a carrot and the salad dishes
may be small cabbages, gourds or
green peppers.
This is the season for nice hens and
ducks, If they are obtainable; a most
delightful dinner with these delicious
birds for the piece de resistance may
be served.
For refreshments to be served
later, apples, doughnuts, coffee, cider,
popcorn balls and roasted chestnuts
will surely find something suited for
all.
For a chatting dish supper one
might have hot cheese sandwiches, OIL
ives, vanilla ice cream with maple
and nut sauce and chocolate cake.
Another, a rarebit on toast. celery
salad and fruits.
Another, tomato soup, corn oysters,
bread and butter sandwiches, olives,
pineapple sponge and tea.
Spanish Toast.-Peel as many good.
sized tomatoes as there are people to
serve. For six tomatoes add three
green peppers cut in rings, n small
onion chopped and a tablespoon OF
finely chopped parsley, a ~teaspoonful
of salt and a dash of paprika. Sim
mer until smooth and thick. Have
ready rounds Of toasted bread well
spread with butter. Place on each q
spoonful of the. tomato and finish with
a poached egg. &.
Mushrooms are an ideal supper dist
served on toast or in ramekins. Be
fore the fall frosts come too ,.art
to nip them, they may be fount
in abundance In pastures and boggy
places.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
RASH ALL OVER BABY's BODY
ltched So He Could Not SIeeE

ION July ~, 1909, we left Boston for
a trip to England and Ireland, taking
baby with is. After being in Ireland
a few days a nasty rash came out all
over his body. We took him to a doc
tor who gave us medicine for him.
The trouble started in the form of a
rash and was all over baby's body,
head and face, at different times. 1t
irritated, and he would scratch it with
all his might. The consequence was
it developed into sores, and we were
afraid it would leave nasty scars on
his face.
"When we reached England we took
baby to another doctor, who said his
condition was due to change of food
and climate, and gave more medicine.
The rash got no better, and it used to
itch and burn at night so bad that the
child could not sleep. He was com.
pletely covered with it at different
times. It was at this time that my
mother advised us to try Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. After using Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for
about nine months the places disap.
peared. There are not any scars, or
other kind of Disagreement, and baby
is completely cured by the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. We have no fur
Their trouble with baby's skin. Moth
ing stopped the itching, and allowed
baby to sleep but Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment" (Signed) Mrs
Margaret Gum, 20 Burrell ST.. Rox
bury, Mass, March IL, 1911.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint
ment are sold everywhere, a sample
of each, with 32-page book, will b.
mailed free on application to Cuti
cura," Dept. IA X, Boston.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Do you remember when you were q
sturdy, freckle-faced Jimmy-boy or q
baby Jenny-girl, about as high as the
table, and they had strawberries for
supper? Didn't you always save the
biggest and reddest and most beautiful
for the very last bite?
OF course you did. So did 1: So did
everybody.
Well, SO did the Genevieve 1 am 60
ing to tell you about. And so, espe-
cially, did James.
This James was from the country q
very, very few years back, with a uni
versity and law school between him
and the days when he used to be en-
gagged to a dear little girl down in the
home neighborhood. But now he was
engaged to Janey, was this very tall
and handsome James, who had the
most wonderful eyes, with the glinting
blaze of the true sapphire in them, and
black hair and broad shoulders, and a
smile that would vile the birds of
even blackberry bushes, full Of fruit
and a voice-well, a voice that was
just the point.
Janey was little, and sweet, and
loving, and very, very clever-far more
clever than James thought she was al
the time. But not with the c%leverness
that keeps such a James as her perma
nent possession.
This was the cleverness possessed
by Genevieve, who lived a few blocks
away, and who firted her eyes a
James when she saw him, because i
was her nature to firt her eyes whe1
she saw a perfectly nice James about
So, when his heart began to beat Gu
riously at Genevieve and her firt!
eyes, James was not pleased. H.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

meant to act like a man. But after
awhile Janey's little heart cracked a
bit, and she said to James:
. II think we had better say goodby,
James, for I do not think 1 care to
share a possession with Genevieve."
This was natural Of Janey, but ex-
tremely injudicious, because, now that
he felt he would be doing nothing I'm
manly, James took the freedom offer
ed him, whereas, down in the breaking
heart of her, Janey hoped against hope
that he would not take it.
Then he openly devoted himself to
Genevieve, and Genevieve, having &C.
quired him, forgot all those fiirty
glances of hers and declined to both
er much with James. While her moth
er said: Dear me, I wonder If he sup
poses that Genevieve would look at
him! He has nothing, positively moth
ing. and is just a country boy. While
as for Genevieve!"
But James though-and perhaps be-
cause-from the country had all sorts
Of good stuff in, him, it appeared, and
attracted the attention Of important
personages, who gave him various
good openings, Of every one Of which
he took immediate and energetic ad-
vantage. While as for Genevieve!
Genevieve thought there was what
the story book calls Another. But a
year or so passed, and then another
year or SO, and Another said nothing
about It, and after awhile Another
went away and married another girl.
So Genevieve, who no longer smiled on
her birthday, cast a glance at James,
whom she had kept put away in cas
Of a rainy day.
James, by this time, was rather an
important person to keep on the shelf,
and. in fact, he had said from time to
time to Genevieve: "Come and go
driving" or "Come, and let us go to
the club dance tonight" or "We are
getting up a quiet little affair, and I
do hope you will permit me-" And
the little affair would be the impor-
tant Bachelors dance of the season,
md James would lead the cotillon with
3enevieve.
After Another's injudicious mar
iage, Genevieve found these things
cry. very pleasant. just like some sort
II healing salve. perhaps. But tbs
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

and and such 1n shin things "I SYRUP I Pepsin, c BY rain.
ing the stomach and bowel muscles to
again do their work naturally. and with
it's tonic, ingredients strengthening the
Among it's strongest supporters are Mr..
John Grayeline of SO Milwaukee Ave.
Detroit, Mich, Mr.. j. A. Vernon of Okla
homa City and thousands Of others. It
can be obtained Of any druggist at fifty
cents and one dollar a bottle, or If you
want to try it first a free sample bottle
For the free sample address Dr.. W. b.
Caldwell, POI Caldwell building, Mont.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
A Reader Cures His
Constipation Try 1t Free
Simple Way for Any Family to Retain the Good Health of All Its Members.

The editors of Health Hints and
Questions and Answers have one ques-
ton that is put to them more often than
any other, and which, strangely enough.
they find The most difficult to answer.
That is "How can 1 cure my constipa-
tion?''
DR.. Caldwell, an eminent specialist in
has looked the whole field over, has prac-
tised the speciality for forty years and is
convinced that the ingredients contained
in What is called DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin, has the best claim to attention
from constipated people.
Its success in the cure of stubborn con-
stipation has done much to displace h
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
No Vacancy for Him.


1--WE once had a night clerk who
was an Englishman," said a New York
hotel manager. "You know the call
lists, the sheets on which are record.
ed the hours at which guests wish to
be awakened in the mornings, art
made out in rows of Z A. M, 1880, 500
and so on. Well, m night a lot of
people had left calls for 1880 when a
man came up to the Englishman and
said he wanted to be awakened at that
hour. The clerk looked down the list
and found that all the lines under 1880
had been filled. He said to the Wis.
itor:
"'Really, I am very sorry, sir, but
we haven't another vacancy for 1880
But we have some under Z and g."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

LonafeIIow's Tribute to Autumn

Magnificent autumn! He comes not
like a pilgrim, clad in russell weeds.
He comes not like a hermit, clad in
gray. But he comes like a warrior,
with the stain Of blood upon his bra
zen mail. His crimson scarf is rent.
His scarlet banner drips with gore.
His step is like a fail upon the thresh.
ing floor.-Henry w. Longfellow.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
The Proof.

Mrs. ]. G. Phelps-Stokes, in an ad-
dress in Pittsburgh, was urging her
women hearers to learn to be good
cooks.
"If," she said quantity, you would
convince your husband that you are a
better actress than Duse and a better
dancer than Pavlowa, prove to him
that you are a better cook than Escof-
fer"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
Still Money in WHALING.

Whaling is still a profitable enter
prise in some parts of the world,
though a few years ago it was be.
lieved to be on the point of extinc.
ton. A Scotch whaler recently de-
clared a dividend of 34k per cent.
Norwegian companies are also reap.
ing enormous profits in southwest
African waters.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

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VERY atom gives resistance
~ not the universe can
break;
Each rose-petal holds perfection angel
artists could not make.
Under every power and passion stirs the
element divine,
II I grasp the moments meaning, all
eternity Is NINE.
Theodore c. Williams.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Why is it that SO many people suffer
with Lame Back? Hamlins Wizard Oil
will cure it and for Aches, Sprains,
Bruises, Cuts. Burns, etc., there is moth
ing better.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Let me fail in trying to do some
thing rather than sit still and do moth
ing.-Cyrus Hamlin.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
Ocular Testimony.

How did Smith find out if ocear
travelling were good for the health?".
He went to sea-"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Coles Carbolisalve quickly relieves and
cures burning, itching and torturing skin
diseases. 1t instantly stops the pain Of
burns. Cures without scars. Csc and 5Oc
by druggists. For free sample write to
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

A woman's idea of a mans RESPONSE
bility depends on how he is. dressed.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
HERE'S a divinity that shapes
our ends,
them how we NAV.

Opinions but a fool, that makes us scau
The outward habit by the inward man.
shakespeare.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inaamma-
ton. allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc a bottle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Well arranged time is the surest
mark of a well-arranged mind.-Pit-
mar.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12
A Metaphor Resented.

Did I understand you to say, sir"
said Colonel stilwell. that you re.
garded that orators remarks as moon.
shine?"
That's what / said." replied the
critical person.
We'll. sir. 1 do not wish to seem
saptious, but when 1t comes to com
pairing that line Of talk with a moun
tain product for whose vigorous quail
tiles I have a large degree of respect
I must say your efforts to be compli
mentary, 1sr, go entirely too far"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

Charity organizations uncove a
multitude of sinners.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-12

OR. J. II. RINDLAuR (s~peclallst).
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo. N. 3.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-10-03
Dupont Query Not A Can
didate.
Will Support The Hon. j. Pope
Brown In The Race.

Macon, Ga. Sept. 30-Hon. Du-
pout Query will not be candidate
for governor on the prohibition
platform, but instead will give his
active support to Hon. J. Pope
Brown.
A conference was held between
MIR. Query and Mr.. Brown at the
home of the former here last night;
in fact Mr.. Brown was Mr.. Guerrys
guest for the night. Today just before
his departure for Hawkinsville Mr..
Brown announced that he and Mr..
Query had a distant understanding
about his position on prohibition;
that Mr.. Query agreed with his
views, and that Mr.. Query promised
him his hearty and active support
in his campaign for governor. In
fact, Mr.. Query will make speeches
for Mr.. Brown.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-10-03
POPE BROWNS STATEMENT,
The statement is as follows:


With reference my attitude upon the whkey question
wish to say that twenty years ago the question Pulaski
county, enlisted the prohibition when looked it would
be impossible for succeed
advocated local option when this the temperance side of
the question From that until have fought the liquor traffic
Pulaski county what FORM barroom blind tigers dis
pensares and neer beer
When entered the present campaign did purposey avoid
bringing liquor question The legislature had enacted
statewide prohibition law at the insurance of prohibition leaders and
bringing the prohibition question into the
When Judge Russell raised the question by advocating local
option was by friend county what attitude
the liquor question replied AS know have always
voted the prohibition ticket and shall stand fall with that crowd The
day making educational speech Arlington The people
demanded stood the liquor question told them
frankly was for statewide prohibition
The liquor issue in the campaign and there nothing to do
but to it without hesitation.
opposed going back to local option deny the right of
county the do peases with reference the
whskey The sale of liquor packages the cities of the
state injuries people the country counties and Injuries the
who live on the farms.
Farm life safer today children who live
their adopted statewide prohibition If
going build up the rural sections of Georgia the prosperity Of
which essential the growth of the must keep liquor
of Georgia
Package houses for the liquor cities Georgia
especially the negroes in the counties containing large cities
This condition destructive of the progress of farm life
deny liquor sold in Georgia under prohibition than
before Why would the big liquor dealers be sending their
Georgia fight for local option they selling
much liquor here as they did before?
stand by statewide prohibition law and let
force the law everywhere
IF am elected governor all will be given
break blind tigers and the illegal sale of wkey can be
by and ourselves enforce the blessings from
will increase
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1911-10-03
s,66s,Oes Bales OF Cot
ton Have Been Ginned.
Million More Bales Than Same
Time In 1910.

Washington, Oct. 2-lndlcatlon
that the cotton crop of the present
season would be one of the earliest
on record were borne out today by
the census bureaus ginning report,
which showed a total of 3,563,O66
running bales ginned prior to Sept
TENDER Is. This was 1,3OO,OOO
bales more than was ginned to that
date a year ago, and 100000 bales
more than was ginned to that date
during any previous year for which
records have been kept by one
working day since the last ginning
report on September 1, an average
of 137,7O3 bales were ginned, This
was $4,000 bales more a day than
in 1910, $4,000 more than in 1909
and 1908, $1,000 more than i'll 1907
and $4,000 more than in 1905.