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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-08-25

The local option bill, providing o
local self-government on the liqu~
question. has been drafted by the Or
lahoma Local. o, tion association in
the form in which it will be submitted
70 the voters of the state, and the
Work of securing SIGNATURES to Il pc
tition for the submission of the meas.
IRE will be begun at once
As originally decided upon, the bill
aimed merely at a repeal of the pres
ent constitutional prohibitory laws.
and left the matter of fixing the local
option unit mp to the Legislature.
There was a general demand from all
parts of the state that the unit be
fixed in the bill upon which the peo-
pie will be asked to vote, however,
and virtually a new bill was drafted.
The bill as it will go before the
voters of the state provides that in
corporated cities, towns and villages
and also parts of counties lying out
side of such incorporated cities, towns
and villages, may settle the question
of whether they shall be wet or dry
for themselves.
The question of what should con
stitute the local option unit was con-
sidered for some time by the asso-
"a, nj n nninin, Of pitivnne in
all parts of the state were Secure"
before any definite action was taken.
\ few favored the county as the unit,
while the majority favored incorpOr-
ated cities and towns as giving the
greater measure of local self-govern-
ment The bill as it now stands was
finally decided upon, as practically
meeting the ideas of all who favor
local option, the residents of counties
and of incorporated cities and towns
both being given an opportunity under
the bill to vote independently upon
the question.
Special Election.
Whether special election will 1e
asked for submission Of the bill re
mains to be determined. 1t is Dossi-
bic that the governor may be asked
TO call a special election for this pur-
pose but if not, the bill will be voted
upon at the first regular election.
To secure submission OF the bill it
will be necessary to have a petition
signed by % per cent of the qualified
voters of the state. This means that
about $1,000 signatures will be re-
quired, but it is the intention of the
association to make matters sure by
getting $4,000 or possibly more. A
copy Of the bill follows:
Be 1t Enacted BY the People of the
State of Oklahoma:
Subdivision A-That the constitu-
ton of the state of Oklahoma he and
the same is hereby amended by re
pealing section seven of article ore
of said constitution styled "prohi-
bition; article submitting the same
separately 10 a vote of the people,
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18
IONS THIS

Sc silss Che Hundred D0Hals Re
sa-i '1E 4ay eaae CT CaisrFa taat 60
a0J - saTei ~ HaRs CAsaEEA Cure
= J. cHESET & CO, Tuxedo. O
Ne. sas aatsEsls RSd. have kl0su
T. ) Cheney toE the last IS years.
and believe aim perfectly h0Rorabls
Ia al business, transactions. end tina
alb able 70 carry oar any 0blisa
.oas @aas ~ sAs nEa. WAlding. Kin
1Aa & MaEyil
Waolss2Is DgagStsls. Toledo, o.
u8Ia CaizFFh Cure Is taken inter
lzlIy acting directly upon q g blood
and Mucous surfaces % The systam,
Testimonials seat tree. Price. l5e. pc
llf e. SaId ~ al tTusg Is
E4ks sails Eamily pills cor con
5aRags2a
At1Esss >. J. Cheney & Co. To1e,lo.
9hkA
Sol8 b. DrusslsIs. 75c.
Tzks Halls Esamly Pills for Goa
slga1oa
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

A fine mild temperance drank is
TIE pure wholesome beer made tro-n
the spAgklins WaLars u guuEa,lr
fails. and the very best barley mLs
E,Ja Just the right proportion OF
choicesl grown hops, Bce8ed IS on
y the Olympia Brewing COMPANY san
brew, For sale a. tAe Beard q rra1
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

s1le lt r-r s-e..-s-a. aa.--41s
vito are rgas a-Gs a.sa tst ass
should alaaa ll-a ID. GALS "
pal.asop-y Jy Ar lav-es BE ul
wilbur HF.sl, has -vea % air
about aaa La-ll a--lse--eE s-s aes
beea il Dayton u-.e. le4rg Gfs
yeaEs Irs pa sane aay ia s5.g
ticks l4a -az 10 OBJ par. b. 81
tlmr o. e2L.s--al EuTplses lg lzs
E0g a sud l-4s-eea an g,elly Of
heFsv. be can fg a.sl aa pEv-g far
EEJ Hes 500 @. come 1lEe tr his
meals al D. l-s- la.E b. fan s4u~
the. -Ez
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

Have you Jrsed car lard substitute 2
The finest ever t0r pastry, then asala
rs s ceEJs q Pouad cheaper taaa
lard. We recommend IL % be had al
the Fry~ Bruhn Co q
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

SHADE ROLLERS WANTED. TIVE
Sz-luch sAasIs rollers. must be ll scol
condition and cheap. Address J.. o.
Box Is" Sk4sWsg. 4
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

Two flowers always On bloOm even
b. he dead % gin,e---Nayl1@yF kul
ar and WRl Rose La-l al tae
EIye BruAI Co.
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

There's only one way % tsst good
buLter-eat IL on hot bread--yle May
flower brand las sJooJ Tue les- To
b. had az Jhe BY Srghn Co q
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18
AL THOUGHTFUL HUSBANDS

Provide g0od dry wood Can uB
ALzzka TrauzfeE Company and order
one eurC 90 uloge- Ii comes GA every
aLgAl fEom DanEsT Glacier
Watch the Eall. %
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

Grown hams and Baeoa and Pie
aic hams Try Jhs Crown and d0a.t
a.lss the Pienic's. To be had az
,he FryeB ruhR Co, z
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18
E+a+a+EFl+a+H+H+H+H
MOORE,S MHRRE

AuSouthbouud steamers Arrive aud Depart Fam This DJeh
REGULATIONS 1910
Eareaoasss ogsa tE delivery Go p l
PersaAbss ONLY delivered sunday o q
All freight shipments destined s11hbogad By
SHIPPERS MANIFEST tgapsEs be obtained q
0hlcel and before D.
received o. this hour
sACGAGE-Tols sU De- collected ca CHECKED aAaas.E ONLY
80 sFiEs shel unchecked
safe be- lyzeI D public
sll gBeled -ay passengers ls---aa-4-a
NaAEage Tariff application at olaee los~
p o. {. J. SHAW, General Manages.
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

Ladies Ease massage AZ seLlrE b
l4r5er shop b. appointment ~
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

Try a. Elecgric Eaes and scalp
MASSAGE A. Se-usrs B4rbeE Saop, e
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

D1lg aoEry sasther Il vas a Nhiys
lsa ~ black hen that lald ths
o4t sgt las esg a. the FTy~
5Egh1 Co u
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

N1as better and pazeE haB Gibson
rye Ealzl-E and Olympia beer or
lers 5y gaJns promptly delivered
The Mascot
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

You 5az set As Olympia brew by
be bolus a. the Bos.zd o. Trade,
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

GRAND REDUCTION o. STOCK
TIE Fack Train Is -ls seLlas a
.sIs lot % Good Goods AZ re4uey-
gEiges as they are getting Too old
u a1ld ald sell az profit Yours,
n herman Grimm
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

sal.Srlas Toe ,ae D-lIy ALASKAN.
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

Weather observation at Cark's
Ranch u miles north OF Moeres
whaTLl
Maximum temp past - hrs abose
NlrlmUm % above
Mean ab0 e.
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18
SAl6EaY HElTH:R REPORT

Observation-Disclosures
Reselts q tie o5servaglsas 5akea
al Mo0res Wharf a. midnight,
january IL, 1911, is as follows
Fsmperalura t1as Ocssrvas'a @ 4ooVe
&ax temp presiding q hours s above
AEin above
@sAa above
Barouessr 50, 90 Clear \. Wind
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-18

ENt~sANs - ~ y p - = - = -
The Nyal Remedies
-
Are fast Aecuu as tEe & ear iav-
/, oriJe medicines aH over Ihe
states, and justly So because Jhes
axe pgeared wlh che greatest
care and SkI.i aud sold under au
absolute guarantee GO do shal
they claim, Tnsy are NOT Cure
All affairs, LaJ a number otun-
excelled preparations for many
human a ueUys, a Co 3 ,ue all
vays on hand al
WILLIAM BRITT, Agent
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Views Before" and "After"

Miss Amanda Buchanan a Chicago writer, about to-
whole distinguished
plotting her matrmony what the Ten
Commandments:
Thou shalt but
me. confide
plicity
gamble Thou shalt Jealous shalt
thy deectation
household spend
without question.
It isn't ideal of a husband girls that
you'll off
will exactly fit all nearly
We afraid that before
will conflict will
husband doesn't out the rain she'll
ties Of milk lodge him he'll
get mared furnished this will likely
alter Amandas views.
flutterng in
At least, wife
plenty of husbands wholly love their wives but
idoay courtshp marriage SUPERFICIAL
idoay courtsh after marriage there almighty And
well 1t is that 1t is
Courtship another While courting
lcous lady, things
band, would either him
Mr. Amanda Buchanan confiding implicitly in Mrs Amanda
his mind might couship,
mind accomplishments
his his mind himself when it's thing
for familys
esty with his with realize
not be perfect god and that his wife probably would be dsappo
Cd IL he could be
Maybe there who with command
lead husband along with matrimonial turnpike
there bulldog country
turnpike fails stir single successful instance
this writing.
wife muttering
men, pigs and bulldogs aren't built that way?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
The mystery" of 1t All


Putzes gift of another million to Columbia university for its
the value of college instruction in journalism Walter Williams
Missouri School Journalism. scongly
cit that something mysterious
Walter divine Inspiration
invites public
its affairs there anything that
appears mysterious, mystery every
other of business Why fail while
another this question
applicable business we'll
business have all the mystery there is in it.
Two hands stand before the city editor Boys
he here event Reporting consists in telling the Where
When, Who What and Why of it"
these thing correctly
With that formula his editor tells
and why He all this.
other tells this
outside
before the horse here his But he
originated shown ndduasm refused slip
he succeeds.
This all the mystery" in the business
other vocations.
fellow merely strives
a
bit ahead OF the
among the first.
Schooling equipment OF
of schooling him through loyalty rule rote
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
OBJ Err MS

NO Russia. There
wrist. there
TRULY fresh rs the b
Steel should
900 string Of instead of pearls.
DAILY discoveries of dynamite at Angeles
hat real estate is going there
GERMANY sneaking troops into Saoniki Italy Tpol
grabbing of Barca They're carving Turkey all right
ROOSEVELT is said to look he
Africa
helping England Egypt to u.s..
FIRST Angeles franchise
Knocked Huntington $4,000.
REV. FATHER MCCARTHY of Reading, Pa, Socialism
h q siletto in the back of the Catholic church."
WISE has figured out that mans hair
EARLIER
n the speed of noses turning red.
EIdHU ROOT Christmas
million
simultaneously. ALI right. But be
those five minutes Eli?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
HfO0f


The stage needs ventilating
more than 1t needs elevating.
The viciousness of immortality
is not so much its wickedness as
its monotony.
Some folks hide their light un-
der a bushel just to exaggerate.
Still, we prefer the folks Who
bear things without grinning.
No man Is a good prophet when
he attempts to prophesy about
himself.
We have to keep wiggling IL we
don't want the swing to die down.
Grasshoppers have so little op-
portunity for intellectual improve
ment, don't you think?
Grandmothers know more
about little boys than mothers do.
Never put off anything to to-
morrow except your underwear.
Lots of men who are not par
ticularly generous give away their
daughters.
If burglars would only break
into our house we could have a
merry laugh on them.
Laugh and the world laughs
with you" Whine and It laughs
at you.
The guinea pig is full grown
when only six weeks old. Still
such precociousness hardly COM
pensates for being a. guinea pig.
Mrs. Patterson wants to live a
quiet life, she says. Killing off
husbands evidently gets on the
nerves.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
"Ask and We Shall Receive"

The diminutive office boy had
worked hard on a salary of two
dollars a week. He was a sub
dued little chap, faithful and quiet.
Finally just before Christmas he
plucked up courage enough to ask
for an increase.
How much more would you
like?'. inquired his employer.
WELL" answered the lad, "I
don't think fifty cents more a week
would be too much"
you are rather a small boy to
be earning two dollars and a half
a week."
81 know / am SMALL" he re-
piled, but, to tell the truth, since
I've worked here I've been so busy
L haven't had time to grow"
He got the raise.-Red Hen.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

Speaking of farmers. here's a
picture of one-Obadiah Gardner
of Maine. Also picture of Mrs.
Gardner. The former Is the new
senator from Maine, a democrat
and for 10 years master of the
state range. He is heralded as a
big, strong man-mentally and
physically and a distinct addition
to the growing minority of sena-
tors who represent the people, not
the p1utes.
But he is not the only senator
able to boast of that rich and
flavorful name, Obadiah. Sena-
tor Frank Biggs of New Jersey
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
BY bERT0N BRAGET

We hear orchestra perform places where dine
AS a added afvor the the wine,
Perhaps a tenors trotted maybe a
Or a person ack grand
But l am fol of sweet
the street?
These Dago street pianos that you meet along the
bit SOUII-a handle makes them play
little German band would render tune
banging of cymbals "Umpha' bassoon!
q a tngle to the feet
the streetf
1t oftentimes out of key but it kept pretty
when it struck a German 1t Joy to hear.
The leader with his bright uniform frayed
liked Played
many s melody begged them repeat
the stree2
It's with olden times when music wasn't canned
When everybody loved hear little strollng band,
When children danced and people hummed the melody
tuneful like
| wherever meet
street?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Dog Finds Lost Roll After
Many Months and Returns 1t

Duke, an English. bulldog. be-
longing to w. w. Seeley of Mount
Vernon, N. Y, brought in a So and
a So bill and placed them in Mrs.
Seeley's lap.
He was trailed to the cellar,
where, behind some screens, a
purse containing $40 in small bills
that had disappeared last summer
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Goose Is in Line as White Hope
of Feathered Suffragettes

Doll, the largest Arctic goose in
captivity. whipped black swan, a
white pelican and the biggest
stork In the Central park, New
York, menagerie.
The vanquished had been put In
the flying cage because they had
become quarrelsome. Doll soon
took the pugnacity out of all of
them. The pelican had previously
whipped a vulture and a bald
eagle.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

has left America,
she says, for
ever. Besides
finding eri-
cans too tryin g
ON her nerves,
she also holds
the opinion that
this land is a
poor place In
which to raise
boy millionaires.
That Is why she
has taken her s.
year-old son to
England to bring
him up in the
ways OF the
Cal Tno
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
A Qualification.

Rastus was honest and indus
trious, but In the opinion of the
new minister, unsociable.
"Neighborliness, my dear
friend" said the dominic, els
brotherlfness. Do you take the
trouble to see much Of your neigh
bors?"
"Ah reckon ali sees as much of
them as dey sees of me-" Rastus
replied.
perhaps" said the clergyman,
"but do you love your neighbor as
yourself?"
s"Ah reckon all does, pahson,"
Rastus replied. "But you know,
sub, l amt p'tic'larly stick on
mahself, neither. Success Mag
azine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

It used to be true that BIZ
focal glasses were troublesome
and old-looking, and trying to
the eyes. 1t Is not true of
Kryptoks-the new bi-focals
that look and wear like plain
glasses, but give perfect near
and far vision.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Cats Curiosity Around Basket
of CLAIMS Caused Blindness

Feeney, a cat owned by Deputy
City Clerk Joseph O'Grady of
Tompkinsville, s. l., went to In
vestigate the contents of a basket
of CLAIMS presented to O'Grady.
The cat was rewarded with two
eyesful of the salt water that a
clam elects, and will be blind for
weeks.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

a great mole IN
the s u p r Q m e
bench of t h e
U n / t e d States,
led a real fight
at Rolling Fork
of Salt River
Ky. This is not
the Salt river
traditi o n q l ! y
ascribed to de-
feated p o | i t l.
clans, but a real
stream, and the
hatfla was with
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Deer Races Train
for Six Miles Before Killed

A 400-pound buck that strayed
from the William Rock efeller es-
tate raced in front of NeT York
Cent? al milk train six miles.
Tne locomotive finally overlook
It and killed it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
HOKE.

ED. w. ALDEN j. W.
The Smith both
United States who will
national lega
ton onetme newsDoy, who
him John Walter
in the senate since March 2e 1903 FL
D. Carolina later. The
Hok the most progressive of them all whom eor
AS only republican Smith.
p S-Theres only Jones in the senate-Wesey L. Of
Washington.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Wildcat Kills Dog and Fights
Man in jersey suburb

A wildcat attacked John Bodine
of Livingston, N. j., near Glen
Ridge, and was in turn attacked by
Bodine's coach dog.
The wildcat killed the dog and
climbed to the top of tree, but
by the time Bodine got a gun it
had disappeared.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
IdffIn Pifnhara

"Mr. BIBLES, was that a Christ
mas present you were taking home
last night?"
81 wasn't talking anything home
last night, Willie, What do you
mean?"
why. pa told ma this morning
he saw you come home last night
with a large-sized package on."-
Baltimore American
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
TOO RAD.

TOO BAD.
Prehistoric Pete-Great Scott!
Why didn't you get your hair cut
Antediluvian Harry-Well,
went to see the barber this after
noon, but do you know, old chap,
he hasn't got sharp rock in the
place.
A Michigan woman has boys,
all old enough to vote. She ought
to have some pull with the politi-
clans. That is If she has any with
her own children.
The bigamist has already got
his.
They're all telling how Rookie
Teller got his dough, But what
tickles John is that he's got it.
Some folks get mad because
they can't plant bird seed and
raise canaries.
"The Bright Lexicon of Youth"
they tell about is never much
thumbed except by old men.
The wife who suspects that ali
other women are after her hus-
band is overestimating that gen.
Itleman's drawing power about
5000 per cent.
There are no real candy kids
since they did away with the little
peppermint hearts of long ago, on
which were printed loving verse
let's in red ink.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

Entered a. the postofffos At Tacoma. Wash. a.
.acordc,as. matter TELE0RAPHIC SERVICE
OF UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION.
puBIIsHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUM-
DAY ny THE TACOMA TIMES PUBLISHING
COMPANY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

real rebels, a confederate force
under the later distinguished cav
airy leader. Gen. John Hunt Nor
gan.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
IN THE LIMELIGHT

Mrs. William B. Leeds, widow
of the wealthy "tin plate king"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
MRS. OBADIAH GARDNED.

has an Obadiah tag, too, but he
conceals it as a middle initial
60" Senator Gardner flaunts
HIS Obidiah right up in front
four-square to all the winds that
blow. Mrs. Gardner Is a fine,
motherly woman, the kind that
people mean when they say real
folks"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
A PANTON1INIE CODE

Titkner Fields, flowing
He scrupuous in the
OF the table with skill
always watch for him. when they went out
panomme code
Should bread rum catch the Floss Mrs Fields
would
gazelle in the garden"-chcago Evening
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

Don't give rap about your
says Herb Kaufman. No
but IL you give them anything let
II be a rap.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

Makes the laundress happy
that's Red eros Ball Blue. Makes
beautiful. clear white clothes. All
good grocers. sss
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
A Good Appetite

He was a stalwart young Ger
man, and as he walked into the
barn he saluted the owner with:
"Hey, mister, will you jop me?"
"Will | what?" returned the
farmer.
"Wfll you jop me? Make me
work YETI"
ooh, see, you want job" said
the hearer. well, how much do
you want month";"
81 tell you. If you eat me on der
farm | come for IS, but for TWEEN
-ty-fife | eat myself by Schmidt's. y
-Housekeeper.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
A Foolish Woman.

n UUIlsH WUUIHHs
Lawyer = My client painted a
picture of this young lady, your
honor, and she claims it does not
do her justice.
Judge-Does not do her justice,
did you say?
Eyes, your honor, and she was
foolish enough to think she could
get it by bringing the case before
you!"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
TO-DAY IN HISTORY

Dec. &c, 1852, Col. John M.
whose death recently left
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
sEYERING OLD TIES


mother to the woodshed to and
spill a pile of old railroad ties.
shortly after she found the youth isttng the
down in his She asked
hopeful didn't his work
replied with much feeling, 81
hard very old esLippncotts Magazine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26
Not Dependable

Not Dependable
you know Kibble?'
YES"
perhaps you know that when
you hold out bunch of cigars to
him he is pretty sure to take them
all?"
1--WE heard So"
"WeIl, l had lot of bad cigars
in my desk, and this morning 1
held them out to Kibble."
Eyes"
''He said he'd quit smoking. =
Cleveland Plain Dealers.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

lishman. And. donoherknow. SO
many little dukes and landings
attend the select schools over
there.
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The Tacoma Times Zoo

able to decide whether Duke Is an
embezZler or a retriever.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

The right girl doesn't need to
use mistletoe.
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Some Things That Bring Man
Fame

His boys on the football team
His wife's a great locker in
purple.
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| His pumpkins won prize at the

He keeps no cork in his flask.
He laughs at every mans joke.
He pays cash for what he gets
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

The bigamist has already got
his.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

They're all telling how Rookie
Teller got his dough, But what
tickles John is that he's got it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

The stage needs ventilating
more than 1t needs elevating.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-12-26

The guinea pig is full grown
when only six weeks old. Still
such precociousness hardly COM
pensates for being a.guinea pig.
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"The Bright Lexicon of Youth
they tell about is never much
thumbed except by old men.
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Some folks get mad because
they can't plant bird seed and
raise canaries.
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Mrs. Patterson wants to live a
quiet life, she says. Killing off
husbands evidently gets on the
nerves.