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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
The Brown Rat.

The best way to make good clear
ance Of rats is to turn cobra into the
place they inhabit, 1t will clear them
out in an amazingly short time. But
most people prefer the rats. Were It
not for cats, owls, weasels and Few
other animals in combination with
man, in & short time the whole coun-
try would be one vast rattery, for the
rate at which these animals Increase
is stupendous. They are without
doubt one of the worst forms OF YER
min, but they possess one good quality.
In tight corner few animals are more
courageous than the brown rat. Rats
hard pressed have been known to fly
at mans throat. Two or three, secure
In little fortress with small open
ing only large enough for one at q
time to come in and go out, will defy a
score of ferrets, and If one ferret with
more courage than his brothers does
venture to enter the lions den he
must look we'll to himself or he will
never come out alive.-LOndOn Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
STOP TALKING, CURE NERVES
But Women Have Little Chance, Says
Italian Doctor.

But Women Have Little Chance, Says
Italian Doctor.
Women stand little show Of curing
themselves Of nerves and temper, &C.
cording to DR.. Enrico Serafini Of Italy,
who says silence Is the only cure for
neurasthenia and all nervous disor.
ders. ~
NERVOUS depression and neurasthe.
MIA are due, it results after diligent re-
search" said DR.. Serafini, Ito tend
ency to talk too much. Now, to talk
does not mean to sound letters, but a
mental effort which excites the entire
nervous system. The effort Of think
ing, Of making up phrases, Of. listening
to and forming arguments with hear
ers, Of being attentive to them, Of CO.
ordinating the thread Of conversation
all these things intensity general
awakening of the person which finally
results in a nervous breakdown.
persons who are not l0quacious,
medical records show, have always
been remarked for their good health,
and this silence is directly related with
the first order doctor gives his pa
tient-that Of absolute quiet"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
REAL SPENDERS
LIVE IN MOSCOW
Perform Stunts That Cdtdo Idle
American Rich.
BALLET ROLLS IN CAv|ARE,

Young Russian Has Restaurant PIas.
tered With Appetizins Roc and En-.
cages Dancers to WaIIow In It Until
elaek-Another Turns Grand Piano
Into Champagne Aquarium.
If you would see the rich Russia
of the middle classes spending money
In luxury and meaningless excuses
you should 80 to manufacturing Mos
COW. There is the money. There they
made it, and there they spend it. There
Is indeed fairly close approximate
of the life of the people of this class
and the millionaire descendants of the
early millionaires of the United States,
according to an account in the London
Outlook.
Some Of the best judges declare that
even in Paris the Moscow ways Of pre-
"Cochon de lait Moscovite,' or sucking
pig, is seen on nearly every dinner ta-
BILE. Hundreds Of these young pigs
only about week old and ready for
the oven are seen in every market, and
they are roasted whole as bird
would be.
Angle For Own Fish.
Caviare is served with specially
made little cakes, crisp and dainty.
But better than this is the sterlet,
which the epicures Of the world know
to be the finest eating fish. 1t is
condition for the enjoyment of the
sterlet that it should be eaten fresh,
and at one Of the chief restaurants in
Moscow the sterlets are kept in tank,
and the diner catches his own from it
and has it cooked for him.
There are no sterlets In London, but
they have been as far as Paris, for
the cars chef Cubat got them there
by filling their gills with breadcrumbs
which had been soaked in brandy.
They were unconscious during the
Journey, but revived when placed In
water again in Paris.
The cellars of Moscow contain the
best vintages Of wine that are known,
and the prices do justice to the vim
tages as they do in no other capital.
So to dine la mode in Moscow is to
dine at cost.
Trained Bear For Eoicures.
One might instance the case Of
highly intelligent trained bear that
thought and counted: It was seen At
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
AMERICAN APPETITE GROWS,
IF STATISTICS ARE RIGHT.
Not That W. Eat More, but More Ar
Eating.

In 1899 the American hen laid eggs
In sufficient numbers during the calen-
dar year to amount to seventeen dozen
for each inhabitant Of the United
States. ,Omitting all thought Of adding
Z single egg to the individual share
Of eggs but merely to maintain the
1900 proportion of eggs to population.
the hens Of the United States In 1910
must be laying annually %, 0O0,0 600
dozen more eggs than they laid in
1899.
The per capita product Of milk In the
year 1899 was 95.6 gallons per annuni.
10 maintain this per capita for the
benefit Of our increment Of population,
says the Atlantic, the milk supply in
the year 1910 must exceed that Of 1899
by 1922, 100000 gallons.
To maintain butter, Of which the per
capita produced In 1899 was fourteen
pounds, at the same per capita in 1910
the aggregate production must exceed
the former figure by 100000
pounds.
OF potatoes, that other staple Of hu.
man consumption, the per capita prod.
uct at the last census was about four
bushels: hence in 1910 to maintain the
potato supply for our newcomers, but
not to increase it for the rest Of the
community to the extent Of even ono
potato each lone potato apiece means
approximately 10000 bushels), there
must be raised 100000 bushels more
Of this homely but useful vegetable
than were reported in 1899.
What this product means is best
noted by observing that to supply it
would consume the entire potato crop
as reported at the last census Of the
states Of California, Colorado, Illinois,
Indiana, Kansas, Maine, Maryland and
North Carolina.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
Tolstoy's Thoughts on Death.

The fear of death is unnatural. The
fear of death is the consciousness OF
sin.
The fear Of death emanates from the
fact that people regard as life only a
small part of it, limited by their own
erroneous conception.
Just as the owner Of the fig tree
knows the time when the fruit is ripe,
80 God knows when to call the right
eous from this world.
Strive to keep your life at point
where you neither fear death nor de-
sire it.-Tolstoy's "Cycle Of Readings"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
commencing large families and

In commencing large families and
classes. ~
what IL really needed. however, are
smaller families and slower multiplied
ton among those who are least able
to support large families, in order that
laborers may became scarce and hard
to find. Then wages will be high.
"What Ia needed still more are larger
families and more rapid multiplication
among the employing classes in order
that employers may become abundant
and easy to find. That will also raise
wages and reduce profits. The joint
result Of both processes will be less
unequal distribution Of men. accom-
panied by a less unequal distribution
of wealth."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
DIVIDEND FOR TOY RAILROAD,
70 Original 1.-TWO strsaks Of Rust and
Rjuht of Wav,"

VNSOs " "Oys
The annual meeting of stockholders
Of what is undoubtedly the most novel
line Of railroad in Indiana has been
held and the usual dividend declared
The company, which bears the preten-
tious name of the New Jersey, Indiana
and Illinois. operates five miles of
crooked track from South Bend to the
main line Of the Wabash, in the south
ern part Of st. Joseph county.
The annual meetings of the company
are cut and dried affairs. G.. NJ.
Hughes Of New York and William L.
Kizer of South Bend; have been elect
ed president and secretary, respective
~, every year since the railroad was
established.
The New Jersey, Indiana, etc., line
is in reality a feeder for the Wa
bash, but 1t operates as a separate
road. II = to all appearances Owned
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
approached:

Roughly, this is net increase Of
about 81 per cent per annum, COM
pounded annually. The result is pro-
digious and legitimate source Of ma
tional pride. Average capital per cap
1ta In 1901 was 1888, and with a pop
ulation increased to 100000 the av-
erage capital has grown to $3.50 per
capita.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
THE JlMsW,NoE

Z Out there in Oklahoma,
Where the souls Of men arise
, To build constitution
or material from the skies,
There cometh a feeling Of strange
unrest
5 As to how a gent should be proper
, ly dressed
When the cares Of tho day are past
and he
Is ready to move in society.
Out there in Oklahoma.
Where the flying seeds Of hay
Commingle with the whiskers
OF the giddy and the gay,
There falleth shadow Of fear and
doubt
On the matter Of whether 1t II with
or without
The hard boiled shirt and the spike
tailed coat
5 That a gent amt hardly tho social
goat.
Out there in Oklahoma,
Where the tallow candle cleans
In after shutdown glory
OF festive social dreams,
There moveth a spirit which seems
to say
That the toys Of evening and those
Of the day
Should not be the same. and prog
ress flies
On the wings Of the west to COM
promise.
Out there III Oklahoma,
Where refinement's mighty slick
And culture as IL culture
Is at least three inches thick,
There cometh voice from tho air
to tell
The men that the jimswinger only
is swell.
The jimswinger? What? 1t is not
spike.
, Nor yet is 1t frock. 1t IL something
Well. no matter what. It's the (
goods. by gosh.
And the Oklahomen's full evening
kibosh!
} w. ]. hampton in New York (
World.
AdAS>A,dSAtAAtAH.AAx
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
NAVY BARS A YOUNG GIANT.
Candidate Six Feet Nine Inches Tall
6ewaiIs Great Height.

6eWajIs Great Height.
"Ain't it awful to be big!' exclaimed
Myron Newly Of Minneapolis after
being refused enlistment in the navy
at the recruiting Office in Indianapolis
because he was too tall.
Newly is twenty years Of age, six
feet nine inches tall and weighs $50
pounds. He was pronounced by the
surgeon to be in fine physical condl-
ton, but owing to height and weight
would not do for the service.
"About the only thing am good for
Is to look at" said Newly, 'and most
people just look once. catch the
girls eyes, but that isn't earning liv-
ing. want to be solid with Uncle
Samuel"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
WANTS BIG FAMILIES SLICED
Professor Carver Would Have Fewer
Children For Cheap Labor.

Thomas Nixon Carver, professor Of
political economy at Harvard, takes
issue with those who advocate the
raising of large families among the
masses. Professor Carver says:
Foxes think large families among
the rabbits highly commendable.
Those employers who want large sup
plies Of cheap labor, those military
leaders who want plenty Of cheap food
for gunpowder and those politicians
who want plenty Of voters and rapid
multiplication among the poor. agree
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
NATIONAL WEALTH GROWS.
Average Per Capita In 1871, $1e3; In
1910, $3.50.

DR.. Adam SeyAert. Americas EARL
est statistician. made the first compu.
tation of the United States national
wealth for the year 1901. His tota,
was $75O,O00,OOO. The following hg-
ures are for the most part deduced
from the censuses and are increasing
" trustworthy as modern times are
approached:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
News For the Hairless.

TONES may be applied as the hair
IL being combed by comb invented by
q Maryland woman, having hollow,
perforated teeth and reservoir Oh
the back.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
Auatralia Rich In 6uftar.

Australia Rich In Butter.
Next to wool and wheat and the out.
put Of it's mines Australia's greatest
source Of prosperity is butter: the pro
AUCTION Of which is increasing stead.
uy. -.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-19
Tho Helpful Waiter.

VvNISOV'
Contemptuous Waiter (who can
stand It no longer)-Scuse me, sir;
you don't seem liable to get all that
soup hup with your spoon. Shall I
get you piece Of plotting paper?-
London Tit-Bits.
The evening world., 1911-04-07

cross buns are not to be eaten till
Good Friday"
Blu; they've got 'em al B,nass's
bakery" whined the boy.
Cant I ave some. too. mamma?'
asked the little girl.
mo. o can't. smar.y cat!' cried her
elder brother. You always want what
] want"
W7hereat Mrs. Jarr Just stayed the
threatening arm OF the rt,lo girl raised
to hurl a spoon.
Now, YOU see" cried Mrs. Jar.
turning to husband and father. III
you had given them the whipping when
] asked you to this wouldn't have hap
pened! Leave the table. you bad chill
dren! And. Just for that, you shan't
have hot cross buns. you shan't 10 TO
the moving pictures and I am not 60.
ing 70 get you n new clothes!'
This last dire threat was prompted
by her recent reading ct "Chlleren's
School Suits a. Quarter Price to Close
Out"
But Mr.. Jarr had not ions departed
for the once and the children on their
way to schoo1 when Mrs. Jarr asked
Gertrude, the l~ight-running domestic,
TO call UP the baker and order hot cross
buns,
Shortly afterward Gertrude came 10
report that the baker was an out Of hot
cross buns.
! But the children say the baker has
plenty" said Mrs. Jarr.
We'll, ma'am, that young feller IN tho
7 fA L. d --A At
piled Gertrude. but I Just told him he
was a bone headed slob, n ia sla ,
his dirty face for him" said Gertrude,
"Oh. my dear girl, you shouldn't have
spoken like that! What will ne think Of
you:" asked Mrs. Jarr.
"oh, that's all right" aid Gertrude.
Tile doesn't know It's me. ! said 70
him: And DO you know who's this talk
ing7 It's Mrs. Jarr!'"
'Oh. dear me-" cried Mrs. Jarr. why
did you do that7 I'll have 10 correct
that impression"
Why. I only wanted attention." ex-
planned Gertrude, That's the way
get after all those fresh tradesmen on
tho phone"
Mrs. Jarr hurried to the instrument
and called up tho bakers.
This Is Mrs Jarr," she began. about
those hot cross buns"
Amt you hot and cross enough al
ready7" asked the satirist IN the bakery,
Mrs. Jarr was % angry she felt like
calling on Gertrude TO reply. u she
hung UP tho telephone reosiver with a
bang and nursed her wrath TIL Mr.. Jarr
came home
II was when informed, that Mr., Jarr
caliod UP the bakery.
Here, you" he cried. This II Mr.
ys--, Hcw dare "ou >. ~iAc when IT,
wife asked you about your old buns?'
What DO you eay whom she roasts
you about yours?" came tho reply,
Mr., Jarr dropped the receiver end
started for the bAlsry. ouay Mrs. Jas,
AaA oss<svds holding atn svsrtsa a.
assaulted eAksN . vgeeAsl oohsEy ~
! ~ eatans eaA - - reserves.
The evening world., 1911-04-07
From, Chesterton Gray jr.. at
Yale. to His Father.

Y-TVI ElIIo. Pop!
~ III bet you know what
E coming. all right another
M touch guess pretty soon
~ you'n thlnk you'd better have
an automatic coin pusher to keep me
supplied.
II does beat all how money II eaten
up when you're at col!ege-but you
know. you can't row me for Il. dad
didn't want TO go through!
This time IT'S for a Greek play we're
going 10 givs-a classy thlng-and we're
going 20 do II brown! I need cash. nrst.
for my share OF tho funds to buy prop
critics. &C.. and then for my own cos
tume-and that's going to be SOME cos
tune, too-Iu nave my photograph
taken In II and send It 10 you.
I'm studying ike a house ahre! J
don't think I'm looking as we'll al
might. but don't you get worried about
II. dad-I'l be back on my pins AGAR
soon. Every one tells me I'm looking
pretty bad. thought
! guess. when you're sending the ash
II ron could add an extra twenty-five 4
would help some. ! want to got severa
reference books that will be very usefu
20 mo when exams come around and Z
de luxe edition OF 'Horace's Odes"
The sooner YOU send tt-the moro I
will help me, Give my .ove 20 mother
Your devoted son, CtEs rkhION.
The evening world., 1911-04-07

II sc~ms his son. Gerald ..runr live,
in the same dorm,tory with YOU,
: When this gentleman LETT my ,yes had
been opened TO some very ,mportsn.
facts. many of which I had suspected
for a long time
In tho frs, mace. Mr. Sterling IN.
formed me that nv son was the ring
leader in what boosted 20 h. the high.
est oy,nr bunch" vale has .vcr known,
e.oo,,, N. cora,.a % ra ,,a. NJ. .or
The evening world., 1911-04-07
arr Children Beg a Simple Favor;
Thereby Almost Precipitating a Riot.

'Oh. eve mind" said Mira Jarr.
''Only. what can I DO with the children
when you sit there. letting your break
fast gel cold. with your nose stuck in
the paper7 Hand II to me. Emmal"
Mr.. Jarr weakly resigned the news
paper Just at a point when he was up
TO his eyes In the Crime Wave" And
Mrs. Jarr Immediately turned over 10
the department store advertisements.
Cant we have hot cross buns.
maw?" cried tho little boy. plucklng at
her sleeve. '"T..ey have them at
B!nkse's bakery"
what Is It. Wfllie7' asked Mrs. Jarr.
She was reused in turn from her oon-
centration OF thought on "Women's
Tailored Suits at $25." Willie repeated
his demand for hot cross buns.
Nonsense" replied Mrs. Jarr. Hot
The evening world., 1911-04-07

Johnny Ransls had hot croas buns
for breakfast yesterday" Master Jar
went on. seeing no prospect Of corporal
punishment being visited upon him.
lie brought soms to school In his
pocket and wouldn't give mo any"
Il want hot cwors buns. I want hot
cwoss buns!" cried the little girl.
Il wish you'd speak 10 them. papa
said Mrs. Jarr, sharply. And I don't
think You should sit at the breakfast
table reading the newspaper, How can
we expect the children to have any table
when their father sets them
such an example?"
Mr.. Jarr had gotten hold Of the news
paper first Perhaps that was what
annoyed Mrs. Jarr.
"Eh? What Is ~" asked Mr.. Jarr.
looking UP.
The evening world., 1911-04-07
Real Appreciation.

@NE OF tie apvutensnc-s o. the household
o. Champ CLARK Is an old neso woman
who can cook like an angel nanny.
Nanny always has been pesi''ent IN her ef-
forts to e,tort Tf;s from Mrs. Clark, AMI con
tinully asks ir new dresses. new stockings. new
sgfoas and the like. one day whcn Mrs. Clark
was In st. Louis sic bought Nanny a rather
extensive outfit aud when abe rgturned home save
the things to her With the tntir.ation that per
h.ps they would hold her for q while. A week
later NANNY began asking her mistrsss FOR q
new dress.
why, Mamnv.' said Mrs. Clark. where are
,Ae thing l gave sou last week"
"eholy, miaSis." replied Nanny In great
sAaAlement you isn't thinkln' Is gatne to
The evening world., 1911-04-07
Letters From the People

iroouois Theatre. the s.oamhoaa $40
cum. the Ashe Building and our State
Capitol were monuments erected 20 the
memoir OF advanced civilization, art
and s~ctence-and tho Almighty Dollar
when suoh civilization raises hades ten
stories above the earth and makes
money bags OF the American nag-ls Il
not time 10 sound the recall and
bring the 'roors hack hcn. ere VI
reap the fate OF Rome?
WILLIAM sTONEBRIDGE.
To a of Education.
To the Editor Of The Evening World,
Where a ] apply TO md out the
conditions for entering the Board OF
E~duoation's nautical SCHOOL,
J. p. II
The evening world., 1911-04-07
Coy. But

HV1ILLI,M II. HoTCHRIS aid 4 advut,s-
w ing a. a resent banquet
Honest alte-Iis,ng and honest goods
are the only methods tat pay. Tho public want.
honest goods Advertise them. then. honestly. and
the coy public VIII respond Ike PeYgy.
'lesgy. said SaHdy. Aim tayin'. Pag.
will Al kiss yer cheekf
II ye dse.' said peesy, 'Ah'n skreiHh.'
b SAID SANDY. 'dinns skrcich.'
IAN don't ye Ass me on the mooth. then. :
said Peggy. for II We did All coullnA stretch at
all. "--Boston Post.
The evening world., 1911-04-07
Outdoor Work.


y re Datu a Tbs Ev<nAng wu~tdi
Here 10 . question I would like some
one OF experience 20 answer for me-
what In q good limo OF employment for
. young man who wants 20 work out
side for the heneht OF his henlth?'
THIS ought TO interest other youthful
readers. w. +.
"Civfliyation"
TO ths Ed,tor a Tie H1suinc wori;
The more advanced our civilization
the harder Il u to get recruits for our
army. Well. tho worship Of tho A.
0aubty Dollar u heavenly compared
WA ne worship Of man killing. Isn't
tr" 01U . famous man. wen. Y the
The evening world., 1911-04-07

pulses. The greed OF wealth pinches the poor, while the generosity
Of wealth is giving to the poor the glorious opportunity Of q new
day."
The problem thus set forth 10 not peculiar to New York, but
the contrast of its opposing factors is probably more glazing here
than anywhere else. In no other city is the struggle for gold more
rspacious or more crushing. In no other is the gift Of gold for all
humane purposes more liberal or more elevating.
1t is the old truth that men would rather be generous than
30 just; would rather give $1,000 in free lavishness than to pay
a fair days wages for a fair days work. To some extent the
churches are responsible for this. They have persistently over
rated the merit Of charity. A Wholesale campaign for justice might
hslp to solve the problem.
The evening world., 1911-04-07

breakfast Ia
This started his
little sister. who
had begun upon
her toast content
cdly. She put It
down and declared
she wanted hot
o buns. too.
Now. there you
{ " o b c al n to
worry and fret
the life out OF
m @ declared
Mrs. Jarr. petu-
The evening world., 1911-04-07

lantiy. Il do wlsh you father would
give you both u good whipping"
But Mr.. Jarr said nothing. He was
evidently not In favor OF stopping his
breakfast to take up brisk exercise o,
that sort.
The evening world., 1911-04-07
Nav MantOn Fashions
THE e~emi-princees

THE eemi-princess
gown Is a favor
tie OF the season.
This one Is made In
peasant style. The full
length p anel gives
long lines, the fact that
the blouse portions
and sleeves are out In
one means little labor
and the fact that tho
skirt can he cut either
In round length or TO
clear the floor makes
Il adapted both to for
mai and informal oc-
Cnsions. This dress Is
made Of the oyelet EN-
nro!dcry combined VITA
bouncing and trimmed
with banding. 1t can
be made OF two differ
ont ones, as in this in-
stance, or of one ma
tcrial throughout ana
viii he found equally
desirable utilized IN
both ways.
The gown IS made
with the panel, the
blouse and the skirt.
The blouse is made In
two pieces and the
skirt is cut in -four
cores, Tho flounce Is
straight and gathere.
AZ the upper edge, TSe
fun length panel Is At.
'anhcd to blouse all
skirt at both sides aEa
Tho clGs.n; Of tie
gown is made lnv!s.
bly, at the back.
The quantity OF ma
terial required for the
medium size Is So
yards 81 inches wide,
6A yards SO or Az
yards a II one ma
terlal IS used through
out; Pa yards A
inches wide with a..
yards OF bouncing IS
inches wide and 10
yards of banding TO
make as illustrated.
Pattern No. 69S7 Is
cut In sizes for a 81,
80, Ss, 40, AZ and Il
inch bust measure,
The evening world., 1911-04-07
HAVE II TO BURN.

FAsssrby-"nxouss nse, or, but
sAint essk bsaoA hes 4wt nsa SAA<sd."
Mr. oboasv-"WNaA Aess tAsA aAttNS
~ aaA aAag1 A~w11Mn9aDdA 21nn1AA