Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1911-02-10

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You fool TOOL same way three or tour Zines
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boy may look like his mother. win like his
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We wouldn't be Prodiga son for the little fatted ea
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Z you hear anything good about tell IL;
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IA parrots talk be ii good deal like a baby,s--
ihtelligible only to Its owner,
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II womans daughters hang too Ions she saws 4
who marres before she is 80 is robbed Of grhood
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The he man who works as little IS possible never gets
along as well as the man who works much posslole
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What has become Of the old,ashioned man VINO SAID
eYeiy Doll was worth Sb because it purified your
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The flowers that bloom the spring ira lala viii soon
De the question arises What YOU going
about 1t? 8s3
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certain medical experts want Insanity the basis @
1or ayorce And then the hghdiyers of the
y soesls viii excl Amt 1t
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II makes US mad wet to see some skle.faced al
gaot sitting goods box country store with
enough tobacco juice front3to kill mule talking
about the controlling this country while 81
the same time his patient wife at home choppng the
stove wood and doing other work that ought
TO be doing himself You've all seen him.
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In the language Of Ela Whaeler Pilhes: @
II is easy enough happy, ~
When the world goes like song 8saSs III
But the worth while
Is the man that emile,
When everything goes dead wrong sS&
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Ihefarmer business is coming point where III s
generally recognized as the most prosperous business going
oeng the best future and the brightest prospects THAT
peing So there will be trouble about keepne the b,v IN
farm for he will be see that it is the hest nace
money gain the respect Of hs-slowmen and obtain that
standing amongst men, Which is the ambition every right
minded boy to gain these things he has heretofore
gone to the city hereafter stay the farm and that
send the youths OF the cities to join him All he wants to
Know as 70 what pays best in the human happness
ana COMFORT and success 1t being demons
= 81 .nese thhgs the farm offers the best opportunities
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IT WAS GOING TO BE A REAL HOG KILLING
When Sis and Charley went Abe sherin to dehora
nl1t ~ uey had planned real hogkiina ##
Did You ever EN- take a nice fat er,nta , II
the knife into his throat? - 2 nns noe and put a
And then take and churn hin t.@ .
And then pull him and scrape him nnt, th $500, Il q
oiooHih har left on his precious body9 ''s1gNgE6
Ntlths iiih UP and quarter
Anu ny then hang him dry? m s
And then cut him up? i5ss5s$ &##
ana then salt him pack him7
iou nave seen that have you--and von oua has
na accompanied the first part of the nropr, -,
well Bud that is the way they had the Li,,na a,
~. - , ~. ape Is slippery pig was "greasedy ana
soe away without even squeal 0
CAN'T CATCH FARMERS WITH cHAEE
ihe upHc opinion fell with it's attemnt -
W e hihe OF the Saturday News and part of tba na,Ss
@ " new tarm 1ourna-the Northwest Farmer and praads
hasenieht ot the Public Opinion mt a numba,sss sr
t seis OUT IN the country try to get subscrnaars
tahe lafm paper-but the farmers were nm j.
u - cn OF suckers as they thought they were 4inost#
VERY farmer the solicitors visited they got abonf tb;s
W - - auesuons hred 10 them from the farmer
zs5sf New farm Journal eh?
4ns shat me one the Saturday going 70 nrntes
No. sr, said the agent This paper is printed by tbe
Daily Public Opinion. pe 'itt'i$8Ds - 51ie 'ie
n see said the farmer. But how ID tb,s h,t ~
Is lag pae OF the Saturday News name and IA # ~ +ha5
s a iar1n papers name2 What are YOU irving tn 40
p9pei " yours is nothing the Daily Pn,lic
opiioh Nh the name changed. No. you cant eatcb ns
farmers WITH a bunch Of chaf that Good day
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