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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Wnn. Go. iiberFubrsft unb btrart Ders
lebt tpurbe. Ddb tr Dor fur3er 3eii
ifarb. beitimmte In ftinent 1eftdmsfit,
cab ftine Mittips cine ghaDenerfues
tIage sssen BITE 5irnta sinreibeH fou,
Or mndt In BEN 1sftdment geItenb,
Dab sr Durh ben unFan auf Qebenss
5ett psrtriippelt tporbsn uHD fiher fei,
bab osrIsIbe feinsn baIDigeu LOB Sut
Dolge bdbsn tpirD.
dos Doppel 5eitnmeftt Don Dd,
mel unb Rate aaugbltn, 80. 1886
Grnft gtrubs, ipprin bisfslbsn fih &C.
senfeitig als grben be5sihnstsn, tput'
be geftsrn sfng.reiht. Da bsipe Bnt.
ten geitOrben FinO, fdut bas Bernie
gen ben S6bnsn Dan une Spbr
9auebIin 3u.
Nm. atemme permathi isin Der.
mo8en on feline @attin Rate aismme
bic nud nls 3eitamentsponf nfrsderir
funeiren fOll.
Gso. Douns BON ct. Bernard per.
maft ieiner RadIab fsiHtr 9atttr
GHna Young.
RaHlab Gahtn.
artbur n. Spuns.nberg iit Rad,
labDsrfpalter BON Jrant Q. 6nnt
Gfunbeiasntbum $500.
Rate alemms III 1eitamentsoc[
'trederin bon Nm. 3. aIemue
Characterization $4,000.
ssobn 2surid III 5sftameutsppII
itrsder bon gdtErine 2eurii; perfpt
iiaIitn $500, @runotissntmm$350
Der perf5nltne HuhIdb bss gbi
Iipp God betrdgt S23S5; b.risnts,
bes Geo. W. Mpsp $7400.
Derihttnenss.
Wm. V. Edmonton tIagte Elm
Dehfelforeeruna iiber S277.93 ssssr
garroQ grootfieIb Gin.
5rant Z. Wearr srlangts eiH lr
tbeil iiber $3.50 gesen W. o. Ghai
fislo.
|. Die Sou.bern Ohio 9oan 81 1rui
60. srlausts Elm urtbil iiber S842.e(
gtgen Gee. 20. 6ereft.
JIora W. aubIman, Trufss bel
Rah!diies bon gaipsr 2uttner, ba
ipegen auseblit<r gisenibumsiHdoi
gung cine Rlase iber $4,000 gesei
5snrp gittineer nngeftrsngt. "
6enrp @dbel tIagts cine Joroeruni
iibtr $500 sesen Die ameriean Srol
& Gorgins Go. elm.
SoIspb gOgsnIhuss, BON go. A;
Rlotttr aptnus, beFtn % Sabre alte
Spbn Dor eiRisen 1dgen untsr h6hi
ieniatiousltn umifdnotn ptrbdfte
purbe, that asiiern i'm proboieeriht
bic n5tbiaen S6rtttt, um fetnen Cob
ouf fsirsn gsift.ssuitano bin untsr
iuhen au laifeH.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

in bic Sdnoe Der Sempsrsn5 6ana>
titer sefaQsn 1T, in elmer gang psrs
5peiFsIten Gage. IS lit tein 9elo
porbdnoen, UNI fir Die 9elsuhtuuq
uno Rsirtgung Der Strabeu 3u Sab
len. IS febIen eben bic Gintiinfte,
psI6s stnit in Die StabttaTe Floffsn,
aI5 nod Die Wirtbe Qi3enseebiibren
3u be3abIen batten. Die Seattle
Tacoma pplper SO. mahte nun Der
Stoot bisfsr 9aQs Elm iebr gsnsr0iss
4ngebot gle ertIdrts Itd bersit, nit
Der 8e3ablung fir bic StruBenbss
Ieu6tung lparten gu tpousn, falIs man
ibr uLs llnterpfuno einen 3tnfen brinz
genoen .Barrant" geben puroe.
Wapor Surtlen bat nun aLies genau
gsprtft uno 1T gu Der @rtideioung
getommen, oab bic Staot auh niss
uibt tbun tanu, oenn es ift tetn Ipez
5ieler 5onbs oorbQnben, uno Der gitp
Comptroller bat tstn Rsht, etrsn fol-
den .Bdrrant" dus5uitslsn, tpenu
sben tstu Sonos ba ift, aus eem man
ipdtsr oas n0tbi9s 9eIo nsbmer tdnn.
-Gperett muB nun entlpeoer beraps
pen pper i'm 0unteI tappeu. IS tpdre
mbgIth, oab man ben Charter abGuz
bern t6nnte, INN stnsn foIhen Sonps
gu tretreH, aber otes piiroe bel tpits
bare 3sit IN anfpruh nebmen,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Sur ben bsporite6snOsr 9efuh ots
beriibmtsn SbsffieIo gbors gis6t F6
bas nent6ar gr5bte Sntsrsi'e in tisF'
Gen muIitaltIdsn 2reiTsn tunb, 10 oaB
bic BRET aon3srtc, bic am 18., 19. uno
20. april bier TtattfinoeR, unftrst!t9
Dor p0Qig ausUertauftsn 6Guiern ges
aebsn iperocn. Der gorpertauf fir
sic eiu3eInen aon3srte nimmt teuts bei
sr Ghurt. gsintump Co., gierte uno
Gin Strubs. Isirsu aufaug. Dds
groeramm fir Die siuSsIusn aorssrte
III tpie foIgt:
9isnfag, 1s. 9lpril. Q5snbs:
Ter 5raum oes 8srontius" d.
Sir Cigar Gledr
Inter ptrT0nIihsr 2situng o:s
aOmpuniitsn uno unter Wtttutrtuus
rer foIaenosn SoIiften:
5eHor -- 5srr 5snrp Turnpennp.
alt - 5rl. Gertrude 2onsoaIs.
gaB - 5.rr Robert GhorIesDurtb.
RittpOd, 10. 2tpriI. Radmittags:
Tiriasnt Or. 6snrp Goipprb.
Sing Ys TO toe Qorh" Bad
.Sn going to mn IonIp bso". Gbparos
sJirs. fire, mn hsart" Worlsp
- rMOonlisbt" 5dntrg
.Strite tbs 2pr." Gopts
~abe gsus Of Ct. Uei6asrs 1Oper
anppstt Stspart
Rsunte gpmpbpuis gsstboUsn
Dtrtgent 2eopoIb Stotopsti.
SoIiItsn: Sopran, JrI. Ssnrts
3aaart; Qllt, 5rl. Gertrude 2ons'
caIe; 5snpr, 6srr 5snrp Surupennp;
gab, o,rr aObsrt Gbarlesporth.
Dunnsritus, 2e. atpriI, absnos.
9iriaent Or. eharIss Sarrib.
Spmpbuniids Gbnrioplls sgan" =,
Dr. 5urrtf
SoIiftsn:
Qdu Ssrr Robert Gbiguel
Spriny (stns Ddlbupmphe)
FRI. Wauo Wil5r
Gin iungsr Gaun 5srr DiIfrso girgr
gtp 2obn Rord 4o'l
R,ouism gs-oi
Diriasut asppoIo gtptopsfi.
goliitsn: Sopran, srI. Senri:
5agart; glt, 5rI. Gertrude Cons
bale; Senor, Serr 5snrp 5urupsnHpi
gab, 5err Robert gbapaesnortb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14
Salt Siut.
Ter Siaats6eb6rbs 1T bic 0loBaiuf.
Bride i'm 8ege.

Der Gtaatsrdtb fir 0fentlthe Mers
ts, cine aDrpsrfddft, BON Der man aee
fDSbnlth ni6ts bort unb aud Ionit
nthts tpeib, bat ein QebsHsseihsn bon
iih geqebsn. ADMINISTRATION 5unos
mater erbieIt gsItern cine Depefts BON
Wm. airtlsp, it,, bes Snbalts, bag bic
WDbaiptbriide etn wungeIsbfihes" 5ins
osrniB fiir ben aonaIperte6t fei unb
tnnerbaIb iisben 2a9sn BanbeI ses
idhdffen tperben miiiIe. Denn bas 'ni6t
aeidsbe, fperbe Die GtaotsbebDrbs felbft
BaHosl f1afFen. Die Wobanfbriide
ift befanntltd bo5 S6mersenstino
BON Cincinnati. Tis Waf6tnsrts or
beitet ni6t unD bic Bride min tusben
ftsigen nod fallen. 6srr airtlep bat
lsioer nidt afigegebsn, Of Der Gtaatsz
ratb irssno Elm 3aubermittet bat, um
Der Bride tbte 1iiter a63uaepDbnen,
cbsr oh er gsaen Cincinnati mobil mo-
den pia, faas bic 9rude ben Wa6tz
gtbutsn Der 9ebOr6e nitt 5oIge leiItet.
Ssrr Sunontaftr psrtUtss bic 8epeIhe
an ben GtaotanDaIt, oamit oerielbe
fsftftslle, mas in Der Saae su thun fei.
8as Rt9tiee tpirs, man gdbs ben be-
sans.nsn aonfiruttonsf.blsr gu uno
mad, bi. 5huIbigsn oofiir Derunts
tportIid. g.rbdtti8 III jeoot bic ats
tipitdt Der Gtaatsbsb0rbs. 6at ibr
Borgsben am Gnbs ettDas nit ben Der
fudsn sur abfdaffun8 beg aanats ins
rtsrbaIb uniersr gtootgren3sn gu tbun?
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Dillidm 8. unb Gftsfla 2ubbering,
1866 pine Strabe; Wldb6en.
Wtuidm r. linb CLARA Stedenreiter,
251 0ona6ue StraBs; WGo6en.
SarrD SO. unb MarD Sones, 243C
Deit 6. StrdBe; WtdD6en.
gti9oIas unD Della WcRamaru, 82T
5atbanap gtrabs; Gnabe.
Nuguft unn Glla atDermdn, 10l!
2inn Gtrabs; anabs.
Sobn 8. uno 4ttHa Dabner
G6arIsston, 20. 8a.; anabe.
George 8. unD Wamie attins, 106.
pine Strdbe; anubs.
Bernard unD Qnna griiggemepsr
1920 1iinfts absnue; anabe.
6arrp uno 2enu aellinghaus, 217t
QmOr gIacs; Wdbhsn.
Gouis nn0 Gmanba Rii6l, 190(
Queen git9 QDenus; Wdohen.
2tuguit unb 2tllian Gisfer, 49,
Queen Gttp Apeuue; mdohen,
Clarence unO Gucp Jacobs, SbQntp
tonn; Widohen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

George unO 2ottie Wsrif, 4141
@torgia Apsnus; Rndbe.
Atnrp uno abslaios Dts1maun,
1912 GoIsrain apsnus; R1nbsn.
Sobn J. uno Gaa Crane, 719 Rid
mono Strabe Sndbt.
Wiuiam uno aillp 9lfnnsr, 3407
Heubin0t apenus; mdb6en.
gbarIss uro Hlma 2arttns, 1872
Stat. 4penus; Utdo6en.
Gharlss uuo Rsttie 5obnstsr, 1908
Dprt StraBe; WdoheH.
90. unb CLARA 1aeitrob. 1927 Dan.
ton Strabe; Wdonsn.
Carl unb Sailis Groffpro, 1904
Tapton G.rabs; anabe.
War unn gsIIa RuH,l, 1913 Gutter
Gtrabe; anabs.
gospure uno 8ettn gpplsp, 1916
Wsit 9. Gtrab.; Rnnbe.
Oita uno Celia Seoaera, 521a Weit
9. G.rubs; Wdottn.
Zoe une Gilt. Rsfpman, 1926 eiun
Gtrabs; W1b6tn.
Dsorris uno 3pbp aabatoff, 423
Dapio Strabs; Wtdohen.
hilbert unb Cara 0rDnepanD, 621s
Deit 8. Gsrabs; RGohen.
ebparb unb ELIZABETH StmmoHs,
I511 On II. Strabs; Rnabs.
syofepb une GIifobetb Gmitb, 1740
Dorrifon Apenue; andbs.
Drnns uno auauFu Dutmsper. 612
Gburh Gtrabs; MdD4en.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

frau i5lorsnes 5ouslsn, pou 80.
3104 Stnie apeuue, bate ii6 Dsrans
labt esisbsn, siRsn 6uftbsfsbl ssstn
ihrsn Tnnn george uno oeiien furs
tiians Gertrude Eager, bon gso. 1S48
5tote aosnus, 3u ertpirien. Der Wldnn
Toa lie In IdofItr Dsiis psrua4Idfi figt
uno feline sanSe 3eit unb iein 8eIo
Der GGger gspiomtt babeH. Als oas
gubn Der 9ouslep's itorb, muBie Der
Batter .rTt bsrbsissholt tptrotH, aber i'm
anaefHt Der iIsinsn 2sichs blieb er
p0lia talt. dis nas Gino besrabsn
tpur6e, mar Der berslofs Batter pitosr
niat Od. Sect sing Der unsIiidIidtn
1rau bic gsnulo aus. Sie ftlIie ben
aufentbolt hires Wnnnss Teit unb ers
iuirtte ben 6ofsbefebI. 2tioer bate
iih Der 9urfhe aus otm 5taube ges
moht, ala Der Gdu esitsrH uufserufen
tpnroe. Die Sogsr mar abtr I'm polis
ssiatrid1t uno ibr ;aa ipuros Biz gum
Is. 9lpriI perf6oben. Soffentlib sss
Iinet ss Der goliSsi, bes pfti6tperssia
isnen Satin ba6baft 81 Derben.
anolOs mar Der gul bes s6sloon
9. Cobb, isines 3eihens etn pripdts
nsiettiu, uno otr Ruth 2usen. Btios
lparen auf 8sranlaTuns oes WluHnss
Der Gsstsren, albert 2uden, perboftst
porbeH. Die 3ipei iinb siuei sabre
perheirotbet unb boben elm Einb I'm
alter bon einem Sabre. Gudtn Dtrlpr
feline Stslle, besab fih nah 9rootuifIe,
Sno., ipoisIbft er isooh boIo Iobnsnotn
0eroienit ionb uno I.iner Urdu ressls
mdBia @slo itidte. Dor Rursent put
2uden unsrpdrtet nah Soafe gstoms
men, fnnb feline srau aber uiht in oer
QDobnuna, fonbsrn in Gefeaf6oft bsa
Cobb, NIT benz iis ihon stpsi Ncnrt,
In sinsm m6bIirten 3immsr Vc. q
Oft ahte StrcB, suidmmtn hanits
luden bcite iih sinen ppIisiiten unf
serfiDrte auf bisIs Weifs ocs 2iebss.
iciu. Dor ben Snranttn bes poIiSei.
aerihts iasts ok Grau, Gobb babe fl
bnpHctiitri unb Tie bate ieinsm aiebss'
| ,perbsn einfah niht piberiteben i5n4
nen. Hihter gobs, Der an 6ppnofis'
mus niht glGubsn min, fhldte beto'
uuT isns Mrnats iHs Arbsitsbdus
auf 5iirIprahe lieb Der aihter itf
erpeihen uno srIitb Der Grau oi'
Strafs. 3as stinb fono pprldufis
lintertunfi in sAinberbeimatb.
| Charles RtGonalo, pom 30. 110s
Glm GtroBs. bate nfebrsrs 3tmmer or
sSrauea3inimsr psrmietbet. an berer
9reiben bic Wnhborfhoft MHitot
nabm. CT purne in S. Gtrnfe st.
nommsn. Die Jrdusnsinmtr mnbiss
ens!aiTen iptrbsn, oa ttine i!iAboltiser
Yepeife gestn lie porlngen-
Der Jarbiss 5obn 2onrp. Der an
28. ssebruar duf tinsr DiIbert apenut
Gar einen arapoIl infaeniri uno ben,
ipxibsn 5nbrsaft Gnen glemens fhpe.
| re Giihfpnnben beigebrons bate. iuut.
be ben Grobgefhportnen iib<rpieitn
Die Werlebunesn iparsn 10 fhipere,
Mrt eepefsn. ba6 gltmsns geften srFl
I'm glolissiseri6t srf6sintn fenntt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Eer ct sabre alie Sii6ler GbarIts
Miss, bon no. 214D gsIeroin aipe., bat
ii9 1sjsrn mittels Rarbolfdurs aus Der
MsIi pejGaffi. CT fonnie nit feinsr
camille nitbt ausfonmen unb mar ndt
Jobre lang BON DouIe abptisnb. Ufii
Dor Ginger 3tit mar tr beimgeitbrt.
0s mub poN nids btHer sstUorbtn
isia. bsnn Niss griff etfisrnUO UOrmiitoa
suf 0IgtphioIe. Gsins Urnu. Der tr
bon isinem E@tiii WaitibtiIune sts
rad6k, lief jnrn Ms1t. bssIor ober BEN
aopf. tcOab Ne sspet Gtunbtn lang
plans tinh 3ieltos btrnmiffie. y1olisih
IDsbsr. btr an ibE porbeioine lnb btin
Dos psrh5sss msitH Der etun anfIisl,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Die urt6eiLe Der bisFgsn Sans q
iibsr bic miierubleu 2siitungsn Der
,,Reos"in bemWtttipo6ss s@r0ffnuHgs:
fpisle gebsu nett auseiuanosr. gs gisbt
tlntsr beufslben cine srobe Qn3abl bon
peFtmiitsn, bic fhon isBt ben Stat
ii6sr uufsre Suneens ssbrofsr bnber
nnD osnfslbsu jsoe Qusitht uuf cine
bObe Stslurg in Der Ran9liite abfpre.
den.
Die grobs RaiTs Der G0nusr un.
isres SIu6s bat ibrs giinitigs WsinunQ
ubsr bic biesjdhrige Stdrts Der .ReDs"
niht psrloren, unD bas 1T psrniinftt9,
Der ausgan9 Oes eritsn BON 154 Spis.
len berehtiSt 3u teinsm llrtbell. Sm
groffnunqsipiels bes Issten oabres
Iisstsn bic .Rsbs" Unit l gu o iibsr
Die GbicagOer SUBS" uno am Gnoe
Der Saiipu graoutrten Die QeBteren als
GigosGhdmpions uub bic rRsbs" in
Der 2. DipifOu. Gin b0isr QnFonq
fiibrt oft gum gutsn Gnos", iagt elm al:
se5 sngIiIhss Sprihnort. gs pirt
bulo ihon anner d perbe!
Dsgsn oss naFeH 3uitdnoes bes
SpislpIasss muhte oas gsitrtgs Spiej
spiihsu uuiersn ,Reos" uub Der
pitts6lrssr rgiraten" untsrbleiben
Tasielbe pirp notwithstanding betu
ndditen gsiu6 Der Qsstereu in Gin.
ciunati ais 5beil zines 9oppeIIpieli
gum austrag gslau8en.
Reiultut Der eeftrigsH
q
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

.frogte fie aus unb erfubr ben God
Derbdlt. 4ls 6ilfe enbIih eintraf tpar
Ries bstpubtIos. Or ftarb auf benz
transport nod bsm 6ofpital uHb bte
2eint fpurbe mad Der Rorgue aebrdGt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Inter giinltiesn Wsttsrbsoingunssn
Finost bsuts Rahmtttag I'M 3 llbr elm
SpisI sntftsu ~Rsos~ unb rpirdtsn"
ftdtt. WcQuiluu unD WcSsan tuers
ben nIs unisrs gatteris ssgeu 9ammts
unp 9ibion funatrsn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14
8l1slid, ariturhen.

Der al Sabre aIts gsrtdufsr 5nbiau
Qepoen ipurb. seftsrn pou istner Mutz
ter In Der Bpbnung 20. 432 RID
mono StraBs oIs 2eide i'm Bette &C.
funcen. Der Rann. Der In eineni Ge.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

fAGft an Der Jiiuftsu Strabe ais Der
tdufer unqeitelt mar, mar etnem 9ttes
renleiben srlegen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

unfrusti6es 9suu3ttdtn
9oatsr: .Denn 8apa uiht nastpts
f1sn getommeu tpGre, bate fh hsr
prufsior bsute gang fiber ertldrt. 9r
fdste, bab sr mir sttpas gDidtisss
mit3utbeilen babe. uno baum puste CT
iibsr cine 8isrteIltunoe feline 8rils."
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14
10 ebI

Run, tpie ftnoeIt Tu meinen reIs.
eriAienenen iitnfbonoteeu NonanI
Sat er Gir uttt Sers rIno SeeIe err
udrnrt2"
49, ,SSu, oenn if babe 0an1tt cr.
SentIib sinbeiseu fonnen."
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14
Ginsertidtt 1sitas


Or. Gee. 80. Dsrors. 912 Mslt 8.
Ctr. Der nm 20. Debruar 1911 BON
sinem mnssn bsrp Crane 6s Hretb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-04-14

Der aiIignse pon q. y. aDasner
berimists ssfiern BEN SnfoInsn3ess
ritt, BOP er $2e5.70 an 3anb babe.
Inn gorDtrangtn TN Hetrnge BON
S245D.74 su bsfriebisen. Or ipurbt
unafspieifn, ben Gl1ubistrn cine pprs
ldufiqe Dtpibenbe bon 10 Wrosent
anssu5abtn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-08
QUAKER NrEDIrAT1oNs.

[From the Philadelphia Record
Even the girl with dark hair may be
light-headed.
Many a man known as a good fellow
has reformed.
At Is a broken heart is more easily
mended than a broken rib.
No matter how old they may be. col
leges still retain their faculties.
Do the people who always harp on one
subject talk with a twang?
There is no reason to believe that lert-
handed people are not all right.
Measles are almost as CONTAGIOUS when
a girl is six as love when she is 16.
When man wants to assure himself
that he is in it let him look at the city
There is no reason why the traveller
should go to excess just because his bag
gage does.
II you can't have everything you Ike
the next best thing is to like everything
you have
The fellow who bets on sure thing
often lives to regret that he didn't take
a chance
The fellow who is always looking for a
soft thing wouldn't be satisfied with a
padded cell
The discouraging part about greeting
misfortune with a smile is that she never
smiles hack.
Maybe the man who boasts that he
doesn't owe dollar in the world couldn't
If he tried.
clover curse their luck because it wasn't
a fiVe-leaVed one.
No, Maude, dear; there is no reason TO
suppose that all people who are fond of
fencing are sordid.
The people who want something for
nothing are generally the first to kick
about the quality.
The tugboat has no rings on its fingers,
but there is no reason why It shouldn't
have bells on its lows
Some men are so considerable as to
make fools of themselves just to save
some woman the trouble Of doing it,
Mrs. Buggins-''The doctor says he is
going to prescribe a nerve tonic fer YOU
Mr.. Buggins-'-W hats the natter Is he
Ff117ss
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-08
EVENING CHAT
BY RUTH CAMERON.

There is a certain subject on which 1
nave OFTEN thought with no satisfactory
results | bring it up today in the hope
that some of my readers may have
ehanced to consider the matter with more
success.
The subject is wearing people"
suppose you know the kind of people
l mean-those well meaning. often ex-
tremely kind hearted. sometimes highly
interesting and entertaining folks who,
despite all their good qualities. somehow
seem TO wear upon you and tire and in
spire you with a sense of relief at their
departure.
A girl wrote me about one Of these peo-
plea relative of hers My cousin is a
wonderfully bright girl and keeps a.
laughing all the time she is here an ID yet
somehow after she is gone 1 always feel
less strained and tired.
we sometimes have a specimen of this
class class IN our home: She is the most kind
hearted and well intentioned person pos
sible She does everything in her power
for us and yet we are all worn out If she
stays more than week or two.
Now, what 1 want to know and can't
seem to think out is this-first. what is 1t
mat makes wearing people wearing and
hard to live with, when they try so hard
to please, and secondly, how can they
get over it, or can't they?
Is 1t something that can be cured or is
it some incurable misfortune like freck-
les, sandy eyebrows or a pug nose that
simply has to be endured.
l am especially keen on this topic just
now because a wearing person who
contrary to most of her species-actuaIiy
realizes that she is wearing. has applied
to me for aid.
I've thought it all out" shesays, and
We decided that I am what people call
wearing. Now. can't you tell me Just
what do that makes me tire and fret
people so, for truly don't mean to. And
can't you show me some way to get over
it? I'd do anything on EARTH
Now what am 1 going to tell this poor
lady?
1t seems to me that the thing that
makes wearing people wearing is. that
they are keyed up all the time and that
they have tendency to screw EVERYONE
with whom they come into contact up to
the same tense key, and thus tire them
out.
Wherefore I should say that the only
possible cure would be to try to unscrew
themselves-if that can be done
am afraid that this is entirely made
quate advice.
Corrections. contributions and stlegas-
lions solicited
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something which got into him and
made him SILVER in spite of himself
He was on the point of asking Mar
gerry If she also felt it, when he saw
Jim Franklin moving toward the ros-
trum, his face family troubled. He
spoke low but earnestly to the lecturer,
too low for the audience to catch a
word. 1t watched with bated breath
as he sat down and fell under the in
f1uence.
For a minute he was silent, motion
less, inert, as one in a deep and re
freshing sleep. Then he stirred ana
sat up, opening eyes that did not see.
Inc lecturer spoke to him.
What did you do that night2" he
asked
Franklin stood up, not uncertainty,
but like man with a purpose. He
had taken off his coat=it hung neatly
folded on the back of a chair He
picked it up, took q knife from his
pocket and ripped a short length of the
stitches that held down the collar
Through the rip he thrust his fingers
and drew out a creased and crumpled
paper. narrowly folded, spread it out,
folded it again, tucked it back in place
and said as he replaced the coat:
Darn thousand dollar bills; this one
goes in bank tomorrow"
Phil darted toward the stage, his
face white and working. flushed
cheering followed him; the hypnotist
ing swift passes over Jim. AS Jim
opened his eyes they rested on Phil
and Margery-in their faces he read
something momentous. He sprang up,
holding out both hands and saying
huskily:
Il know you didn't do it. Phil.
though I don't know how 1 know
But we do" the hypnotist said
kindly
Then for the first and only time Phil
fell forward in dead faint
ITO think l sewed down that ripped
collar without ever dreaming it meant
anything" Jim's mother explained
when she came to understand
The mystery was plain enough. jim,
worried in sleep over the big bill, had
nldden 1t with the cunning of somnam-
bulism, and forgotten all about the
hiding It might never have been
found except by a rag picker but for
the hypnotic experiment. Be sure,
though, Jim meant what he said
namely. that getting back the money
was nothing compared to getting back
Phil, his closest friend-(C Copyright,
1911, by Associated Literary Press)
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JAYHAWKER JOTS

It's the opinion of the Atlanta Jour
nal that the woman who knows how
to spank a baby properly didn't acquire
the knowledge through the aid OF a
correspondence school.
+ Related by the Norton Champion:
A sick Irishman was told that his ap-
pendix had to be cut out, thing of his
he never claimed before. He wanted
the thing explained. The doctor said
he would place it on the table for him
after it was cut out. The Mick came
through while the doctor was out, and
saw a monkey on the table "Arrah,
quit grinning at me- Don't you know
your mother is q very sick man."
An English journal puts the liquor
problem in this form: Twenty-Five
that's free whiskey. Twenty five
snakes running through the streets.
twenty-five holes are made by au-
thority of court, that is high license
Drive all the snakes over to the next
village, that is local option Kill all
the snakes. that is prohibition-Her-
ington Sun
A man writing to the Garrett papers
asks why they do not publish all the
news, then hesitatingly asks: Are
they afraid to or are they paid % The
chances are nine hundred and ninety
nine in a thousand that if a Garnett
editor was to put in print what this
coward has TO say of neighbor and
make an affidavit that he never said it.
The country is full of men always
ready to make insinuations against
the neigh bOrs. but they do not dare
take the responsibility themselves
Lawrence Journal
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HUMOR or TIE DAY

"a play" remarked the theatrical man
ages, lis like cigar"
whats the answer7' inquired the In
nocent reporter.
IF it's good" explained the manager,
everyone wants q box, and II It's bad
no amount of putting VIII make It draw"
-Bystander.
Clinton-I suppose your little ones ask
you many embarrassing questions? Club
leigh-Yes. they are just like their mother.
Boston Transcript
Mrs. A.-Your husband always dresses
so quietly. Mrs Bile does not. You
ought to hear him when he loses "a collar
button.-AfilwaulSee Daily News.
Wigg-Bjones is pretty hard TO please.
isn't he2 WaEg-Almost as hard to please
as a college graduate looking for his frsta
5ob.-Philadelphia Record.
4 hope your novel ends happiiy2' In
deed il does. 1t ends In the marriage OF
the heroine and hero. does not go into
their married life at all."-HoustOn Post
Henry, do you remember how you used
to promise to lavish wealth upon ne7's
'.IJh huh" could you lavish a nickel for
a pair of shoestrings 2''-LouisvfIle Courier
Journal