Gilpin observer., 1911-05-04
OBSERVATIONS

The Society for the Prevention of
Unnecessary Noises is keeping more
quiet than seems necessary.
Judge Parker denies that he will
again run for president. The original
report does not seem to have
caused much alarm.
Our book publishers are doing their
best to establish an American nobil-
ity. They pay millions annually i,
royalties.
Anyway Mexico can always plan on
it's new president being just as good
as the lost one. 49,.
An eastern college professor wants
to know if anyone can explain the
mystery of life and death. We, for
one, can't understand why some
folks don't die.
A Kansas man who vowed several
years ago never to shave again until
Bryan was either elected president
or died, says he expects to have a
smooth face two years from now. We
hadn't heard that Bryan's state of
health was dangerous.
The composers of some of our
popular songs ought to be in Sing
Sing.
The year 1911 has been saddened
already. The last surviving relative
of the bodyguard of Washington has
died again.
When Minneapolis put the lid on
tight, St. Paul tipped his out of mere
politeness.
A policeman recently presented
Mayor Gaynor with a book Of origin
al poems-but the mayor was SO full
ly recovered from his recent misfor
tune that no serious results followed
The sorrows that we keep to our
selves are what make our neish5ors
happy.
While the hat remains such an all
important part of a woman's dress.
it would never do for woman to
lose her head"
A college professor proposes to
do away with the college yell. The
students have got holler coming.
The worst mistakes we make are
often the ones We make when We are
the most certain we are right.
Give Lawyer the Lie" says al
newspaper headline. That's always
the way. When a man gets anything
1 o. 11Iy ath h<
is already overstocked with.
A Chicago man can't say word
when his false teeth are out. Prob
ably he's one Of those fellows who
chew their words.
U. s. senators believe in waiting
for him who is without sin" to
cast the first stone.
If some people spent as much in
trying to live as they do in trying
not to die. they might do something
worth while.
The man who has no one dependent
upon him loses much of the pleasure
of work.
Caruso says quarrelling Injuries the
| 'oASS' 'hSiS hS Will hol Ahoi >.
No woman seems inclined to quarrel
with him over his decision.
It's a wise man who knows that
his bread is buttered these days.
The wilmer is only getting what he
deserves.
Money is the root of all evil-but
We are willing to have our moral
stamina tempted.
A girl who sparks isn't always a
Jewel.
The girl who really doesn't care
whether she wins the prize at a card
party will make an exceptionally
agreeable and tractable wife.
The greasy, overfed philosopher,
who gives without price the results
Of his profound observations on diff
ferent questions of national import,
whose equanimity is not disturbed by
an assortment of ten-penny nails do
ing yeoman service as suspender but
tons, the patches on whose trousers
only show when he arises to go home
to a meal, is the boy who can show
you in three minutes that the idea of
woman's suffrage is all bosh.
| James Williams, a longtime res
iient of Neyadayilla leaves tomOr-