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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07
gbnttnnopsd. Tenn.,
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.. -kpi. IJIl.
Cincinnati 9oltsblatt Gpmpnenie,
Cincinnati, 8,
mertbe Reoattionl
Wenn oud strpas perfpdtst, tann ih
toh niht umhin, Sbuen gum 75jdbri'
gen 0eburtstae Sbres gIaites su srd'
tulirsn. 0osielbs iit in pollem Sinns
cir .0oItsbIatt" ihon in ieiner flas
ren. pplistbiimIihen Sprate. nod
piel msbr aber in isinsn oionpmiihen
uno poIitifhen GrunoidBsn fir oos
QpIt. 9eraos oisie ssiunoen. lshrreis
hen uno harattsrfeitsn 0runoldse
MAIDEN es aut gu sinem EDIT oeufihsn
9pItsbIati. Wan Tam iuohi ohne
2pbhupeIei Ia9sn, DAB taum Elm oness
!ss glatt in otn gsrsintsten Staaten
eriitirt, bas 10 aeOissen reoisirt miro
uno Ieinem 3rede utshr sntiprttt. lpie
nicIes; uno es veroiente oesbaIb, oaB
es aud BON unisr,n Teutitsn immer
i1tbr eeleien uro gsih1st Diiroe
Wslte 5ii[Ie pon btlehrenoem Geisitoff
tistst Sbre jssi9s 5}t'taussobe, bic
dlIsin bas 9eIn nsrtb lit, ben Der
;atrIihe SubItrptirnspreis bstrdet.
Die 5eitdnsaobs if Elm Wsirsritiid in
jeoer gssiebuno uno iclts 1au'enos
rcn nsuen aeiern 9slpinusn. Sdmmt
lite aeIer bes .0oItsblntt" iollten &c.
lube issi Elm qutss Dort fir oos gIdtt
e;rIegen. gDie notbig tbut .s bod in
BAN beutieen gDirrparr Der DoIitit.
Snouitrie uno 1'ouomiih.n 0.rbdlta
rifle, oab mar Iit liar ipiro in lei.
rtm Stanbpun.t unb i'm 9ampfs ums
Gofein. Tos .Io,tsb!ott" nisrt hierin
lsosm 9eutftsr gu siusm uoIbsDabteu
rihtigsn 3ieI. 6. atsb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07
Spuncritas, ben Z. September 1911.
8i. ertremen oeutIten 60

,iaIiFfen, bic i'm Sale zines arieses
ipeaen Marottos ttnen 6ensralsStreit
protlomiren lpplen, befinoen iit ohne
3lpeifel in Iothsr mtnoerbeit, oab lie
feine geahtunq psroienen. Splhs
Sduse bat es in 9eutidIano tmmer
aeosbeu, lpie 1870, als eine In3opI
raoitdIer 0emotratsn ge9en bic 4H'
rsriun pon GIiaB. 2otbrin9en obne GU
ftimmung poR peIieu gspOIterung pro-
feitirten.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07
75. Oeburtstaa.
Slb.nburG ,5no..
8. Eept. 1911.

0esbrts Renaitipn!
empfaneen gle freunplihit siniits
aenb sSdbres sgboHnemsni Sbrss ss.
it1sten gIattss nit gonntagsblatt.
Dir sratuliren sSbnen fiir bi. IbDns
unb lebrrsihe Qussabs gum rs. Ju.
tildum. Cas Deutfhtbum lebt uno
ipirb fortleben aud in 4merifa.
User foIIte fiH niht frsueu, Elm Deut.
iher Su fein!e
Dit freunolihsm Grub
5rGnsistaner Batter. CIbenburu, 1nb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

fhen ,3eiiunstn. bat Iebien Gonntoe
feinen rs. Geburtsios eefeiert. Die
teranitaItete geburtstoas ausgabe
amfabi 120 Seiten. Wir sratuliren.
Baltimore Gorrefponosnt.)
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

Senutor 9ailep BON 1eros
bat anoetiinoiot, oaB er iih nt6t um
Elm ueues Wanoat beDsrben peros.
Die Sraubsn hdugsn 81 bod" 0as
lests Ulal tam gailen bel Der prlnars
luabl. pelhe fir bic 2egislatur bin
nsnb 1T, nit tnapper Roth ourd uno
bieIes MaI iit teine SoFfnung fur l1n
pprhanoen, oa felne 0e9ner. ipelhe ois
9pltspurtsi reprGientirsn, oas BOLT
uber ieinen 9urattsr unterrihtet bas
Ban. Seine Rrue ais Suuptperthetolz
aer 2orimers bat ibm oen Reit geges
ben, lpis es ia betannt III, oub ale Ses
notoren, bic fiir 2orimer 9eitmmt bas
ben, riht tpieoer gerpdbIt lporoen limb.
Gin pettersr 8runo fir gaiIeps Rids
tritt 1T Die Wahrnebmung, oab er i'm
Sendt nitts mebr fir Die aorpordtioz
nen tbun fam, neren iDahidmer Der
treter er gslpeien 1T. Sein leBtsr Der
fun mar, bic oemotratiihe 9drtei fir
feline 3tpsde gu benuBen. 3tei: fdt ibn
o6er ensrgiId abgeIhiitteIt.
Beter 9. Spsenep, Der emit
bic Der. Staaten nit isinem Namsn
srfuqte. lit geitorben. Seln Ruhm Be-
ruhte barnuf, nab sr oos gsiitigeOberz
haupt bss 1peso Rinqs mar, Der Die
Stabt Nep yort gum 8efp0tt uno
Qtbiteu Der WsIt mu6te. Seit Der
Tpsso Ring qeipren9t puroe. lit Is
nttt beIIer, IonDeru um 8ieles ihlehs
ter gsnOroen, Dsnn Die SorruptiOn
uiro niht mebr in Der offensn
Weiie Spesnen's betrisben, ionoern
ranoeIt auf SdIeidpe9en uno Destpsz
gen iit tie um 70 gefdbrliher. Doh
muB sugsItaRoen tpsroen, ooB in ben
legten paar Sabrsn iih 8ieIes geteFsrt
bat, Ieitoem man Observation-Disclosures
oett bat, uuehrIidteit gu betdmpfen,
Bsuioer WahIsn, tiir3ersDu6l3 l3ettsIuno
mebr CeffsntIjhtsit babsu oas for
rupte 8siinoeI gum 55eil per Iteunt.
onitiatire uno Referendum peroen
Defenders GeiIium pirtsn, neil Tie pie
6auptitiise Der &orruption 3erit0rsn,
bic in Dem ginfIuB Der 6fTsntLihsn
4orporotionsH gu iuten III. Wenn
bic prioiIe9ien, Die i6nsn 3uertbsiIt
lperosn, Der aontrole ourh 0os 9oIt
uuterlie8sn, oann pirb bamit Der
6auptbesro Der corruption 5uqsIhiits
tet iein, neil Die poIititer alsoann
nitt i'm Stanoe itno, bic Daars 3u
Iiefern".
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07
9ubildum bss
.g ineinnoti Uoltss
Gfr4 ~

dos .gineinnaii DoItsblott1 ho!
anIdbIi6 isines 75idbrieen 1tiisheRs
cine 120 S.itsn umfnHenes Jubi.
ldums. .4usgabe bsroussfsebeH. ipeIfs
Der Rsoot.icn bes treffli6 seleiieten
glaitss ale Ghre mdft.
gintinnati's sHammtes seihaftlis
Ges uuo tuliurenss lebeu iinb in els
ntr F.ibs anfhouIiher uro Dorsiiglih
iiIufriytsr artitsl bebaups!i. iptlts
Der qusgube Sen Wertb einer Gss
Ihihts. GuslIs fir bic GntDideluna
Der Siaot perleiben.
Ten Cincinnati 0olisblais". bas
gu ben tpihtisfen Drgonen Der
bsrifd.am,ritanffGen preHe geb0rt.
uniern aufriGdisen OliidnuniM.
(GpanspilIe Demotrut.)
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

Gnttpidlung nod lange nitt dbgee
ihlofen. Gnglanos 8ummheit, segen
Die sntfenoung eines aanonenbootes
mad 4sapir gu proteitiren, bat Der Re
sisruns bic glufsabs, ipeitere 9srtpil.
liguneen fir ben Iusbou Der Slotte gu
erlansen, Deientlih erlsihtert. Sm
psutfhsn 9olts bat man bic geIeiois
guns empfunoen, oab England Die
9efdiisung bere6tigter oeutihsr Sns
tersfen in Marotto gu perbinosrn
fuhts. 9amit lpuroe niht bios Der
RationolftoIs getrdntt, ipnoern aud
cine geunrubigung perurfadt. Dsutih'
lambs Hahruug liegt auf benz Wafer.
Seine erobs, beitdnoig tpahIenoe Be
polterung fam nit bem ginnenbanoel
niht tbr Iustommen finbsn, fonoern
1T se3pungen, einsn 9rDBen Sbeil iets
ner triezGrSsugnife i'm auslanb
ab3uieBsn. 9ei Der Geiirnuns. Die
Gnsldnb bstuHoet bat, iit 5u gepGrti-
gen, oaB ss Osutihlauo nuom Wssre
gu fe9en" iuht. Ougsgen muTen Bel
3siten Die nOtbigsn 8orbersitunasn ges
troffsn tpsrosn. Die nur in sinsm tpsis
tsrsn ausbau Der SFlotte beitebsn t0nz
nen. Gs 1T oaber bDbit pabrihsinlih,
bub innsrbalb elmer abfehbaren 3eit
Die oeutihe Tlotte Der engliihen an
3abI Der Sdiffe 9let6tommsn tpiro.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

0as e IN ittse fir 8eiites
trantheiten uuo trimineae 0erant
lportIittsit oes ameritaniitsn Sniff
tuts fir Strafrstt bat einen gerih
peroffsntIiht, Der lid elmer beutIiher
Sprahe bsFlsibist. gs piro osiagt
0uB 9isIs, bic aIs grpertsn fir Gel
1tsstrdutbettsn berangssoesn peroen
nitts BON ibrem Sad psrftsbsn uni
1cR Tisieniaeu, bic stipas oupon Der:
itehen, in Der RegeI ihrs 4niihten De;
Setts anpdiIen, BON pslher lie 9e3ah.
lung erbuItsn. Our 9eisiti9unQ oieIei
lls6elitanoss tperoen BorihIGge oe
nnht, bic Iid i'm 2idts Der Grfahrunt
uIs lpsrtbIos srpeiien miiTsu. Dit
SauptiaGs tpiro oartn bsitebeu, ba:
Clement Der GdufIidteit ausSuion
rern. Tas tann in Der Meiie betpsrt
ftelIigt rperoen, ooB grpssten, Ole Dor
irsenb elmer Ssite ge5ablung fir ibrt
au5iagsn srbaitsn. nidt sugsIaFer
nsroen. 60 nett cine 8ergiitunt
itottfinbst, bat tie Der Staat 3u be
sahlen uno 3tpor mub oisis feititebent
,sir unb iit in beiheiosnen 9ren5er
tnltsn. Der urtsr oisIen llmitdnoer
aidt aIs 3suss uuftrstsn nil. auf Der
tunn Der 3sugniB3pang an9spanot
uerosn. Wus Die Rehtsieite betrifft
io empIisbIt es iih, gu oem alien Sp
item suriitsutsbren, oaB nur 9srjenig!
trininen nitt perantportlit gel:
.er Ioq, bon benz Die Surn Ibsr3sugt
lit, bQb sr nitt 0as 9spubtieiu bate
cine unssiesIits SonoIung gu be9eben
Ulit oieism 10 sinfohsn uHo auein
ridtig.R 9rin3ip psrosn bic 5rsiipre
cgungen auf 9runo oon Srrfiun beosu
teno IsItsner Istn. Der jegige Redts
sUitanb ospdbrt Elm priuiIssium sum
WoroeH.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07
Grhe Dipifinn.


AnfiteIIuns an Court Gtrobe nit
Gem re6ien 0Iiisel an Wdin Gtrobs,
nad Oft.
aapelle.
Gritts Resimsn.. 8. n. @.
JeIb.6oipitaI, 8. gs. @.
anpelle.
aabsiien ots 3uiIuttstduies.
ppthios.Ri.tsr.
aapelIs.
2 grisob. Der ct. Sobannss Rit.ss
BON Ohio.
1rommler saorps.
Ct. gofparbs Bitter.
Wobern Mooomen Of amerien.
5rommIersaorps.
,lniformirier Snnior Crben.
llniformiritr Wnecdbess Crben.
3peite Dipifion.
sluFiieaunp an Sao Court Girahs,
nit pem rshtsn fSIiig.l an Woir Siras
re, ndh mefi.
Siifs Warfdoa Col. Gbp. 8. QcptG
unb Stab.
aapeIls.
Gnrian 4rnb pdtrol.
Shrinsrs.
adpeIIe.
Rationale griefsrdaer aiIoeio.iou.
3fpsis Vo. 43.
AopelIs.
@ei.rau.n bts Sponiihs4m. arisass.
Shduiudaen.
2rommler.aorps.
isotntn. Tipiiipn.
gsrsinists oeuifcbe Craaniiationsn.
Reiier sgsiorie.
gloro Cincinnati 1urnperein.
Sh1upaeen o.s Qorb Cincinnati
Inrnntreins.
9ritts TiDifion.
SiIfsIRaritad unb Slab.
4ufftelune an Reunisr Strob,, mi.
btm r.dten 5iis.l an Wain Strabs.
rad Oft.
Ti. a.ntuap.r a0rp.ridaft.n.
8isrtt TipiiioH.
6iIfs.Woritau uno Stab.
auFii.lluna an R.unier S.robs, NIT
eem rsh.sn Giiis,l an Wain Strubs,
rad Meit.
IlIe Shaupoaen Der Jernbdn.
Damn saFotidtion.
Ttutfhe heraus!
0sl.ssntlih bes srobsn syeit;ugss.
atr am 5rsiias 4bsno iiottfinot. uno
zines Der 5aup.ersianiil, Der Jern6ant
Damn mode bilost. ion. ben miin
ifen ns nit ben Arrangements be.
irnu,tn aommiit,ss sniipretsno, aud
eds 1eu.itthum in heroorraesnber
Deiis psrirstsn iein. Mit bic impo.
fdnieiis 9ipiiioH bes l3uoss ipirb obns
iyraae bic Johnsn Tipifion i,iH, in
rpelf,r bic 5abrsu alItr prominsni.n
gertinilunssn Der Stdot eeiraggn
mereen iolItn. 4n oi, eeu.ifen Der.
stHs ift nun elm. sem Gsuif4samtri'
tdniifen G!doipsrbdno Ibermiit,lts
gintabung CUR ge.beilisuna an Der
garoos sranngsn uno oisis GinIabm3
fuuros aud in Der Sisuag oss S,aot
rerbanns in Der porieeH Node Elm.
i:immig anssHommen. IN lltbersin
ftimmung MI. oisism geidlub fpsrosn
nun bic perfhito,nsu 9sreins burt
BEN pr1Fbsnttn oss Siaotptrbonos. +
Rihtsr Sobn SttDonb. orinssno auff
a,iprbtri, Der einldouns su ,niiprs.
den unb auBsr osm 5ahnenirdpsr mi.
esr SABINE js 5lpti JohnsnbeeIsit.r 81
enti.nben. bic iih am 5rsiias abenc
ipdi.itsns um bolb aht llhr an Der
Ode bes gronbfpap unb Der Court
Strab. sinsufinosn bdben. no 5ur
5snrn 6o.fIs ihnsH ihrt pldst anpei.
fen tpirh.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

IN bic Aebdt;jon e.s gineinnatitr
@pltsbla;,
Gds gincinro:isr 9oltsbIoit
6eut' Rieiiees gsIitfsrt bat;
Ginbunoert uHb 3Dau3is Seiien.
Die 9rodtauseaB bat Su bsoeuisn:
ii, 3situno ,0;u n gut geiipisl &c.
ben
Bonn hief'etn y,9sn osu.iten 2ebsn,
Sin fiirfunoNe53 ger SubiIar
4ls Dont or islus 2sitrftaar.
pod tbut t.ss Dsr. bi. Kramer
shreu,
Ti. bsuti6t 4yt uno 9eiit bier Ishs
rer.
Ulit bsItsm grub SIR
Ghos. q. g hmibt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

Tos Cincinnati Wcffss|
bIait', cine unferer tiiHsishen uno
bsrDorrossnSNen bsuts4 amerstoHi
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-09-07

5u Der gldts b.s garfi.lo Densmals
lofi iih bic porcee ouf. Tisfs!w III
Gus pier DiDifionsn suIommsnsefsyi.
bic Bel Der auflofuns folssnbs 0ors
idrifien 5u bscbanien babsn: Die /.
Tipiiion marihirt pefili6 auf Der
NorDfsi!e BON GdrfieID plces sur
plum g.rabs. Die 2. Gipiiipn mar.
lhiri 5itIih uuf Der RDrbisiie bon
e5arflelo place sur Walnut Girnbs.
Die 3. Dipifion mnrIhirt iiiDlih bic
Rcee Etrabs hinuntsr sur syinfien
Eirabs unb bic 4. Dipifon mnrihirt
oitIih ouf Der Eubfsiie oes Oarfielo
Vldee.
Der Edrabef0rpsr IN lpis fcisi 3u.
lammengeiebt:
Weriiitns poiisei.
patrolmdgen.
0rebmarI4al unb Stab.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03
humorous department.
Just a Fish Story.

Henrik Dahl of Aalesund, was a
reader and follower of Darwin. Wish
ing to apply his theory of the limit of
adaptability of a species to its envi-
ronment Henrik procured a herring
from a neighboring ford and carried
II home in a tub of sea water. He re-
newed the water daily for some time
and gradually reduced the quantity
with so little inconvenience to the
herring that he concluded that the fish
might, in time, learn to breathe all
undiluted with water, like the cat and
man. 1t turned out as he expected
and the water was finally emptied out
of the tub, never to be replaced.
Henrik newt removed the fish from
its tub and placed 1t on the ground
where it Topped about very awkward
ly at first but soon learned to move
freely and rapidly. In a little while
the herring was able to follow its mas
ter without difficulty, and then it be-
came his constant companion about
the streets of the city.
On a certain unfortunate day Hen
rik had occasion to cross dilapidated
bridge which spanned an arm OF the
harbor. The herring, coming grace
fully along, needless of danger, now
and again sprinsing at flies, for which
IT had acquired great fondness, miss
ed its footing-slipped, through crack
into the water and was drowned
Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

regular visiting card was a Russian
coin somewhat larger than a silver
quarter, which he would bend almost
double with his powerful fingers.
Alexander was also fond Of break
ing horseshoes and 1t is said he had
never found one that he could not
break in two. He could take two
fresh packs Of cards. and, by grip
ping the ends with his hands. tear
them straight down through the mid
die.
The story is told that on one occa-
sion there was in his company lady
who expressed a wish for a bouquet
holder in which to place a large
bunch of roses, which had become a
burden to her. The cZar took a pew
ter tankard from a table near by.
and. with a few movements of his
powerful hands, fashioned it into a
rough, but picturesque and quite ef
ficient bouquet holder.-Health Gull
ture.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

An Unbeliever.-"This here paper
says as how they've just discovered
the remains of thirty-five foot saur-
ian in Nevada.
What in thunder's a saurian?"
Blamed if I know. s'pose mebbe
it's somethin' like a sardine."
Huh! You ign'rant chump, they
amt no thirty five foot sardines."
We'll, there could be the remains of
one, couldn't they?"
"Haw-haw! Who'd ever buy box
of them things?"
Darn you, you're just like all the
rest of these here smart guys that are
upsettin' religion. l think they is re-
mains of thirty-five foot sardines in
Nevada. 1 got faith to suppose that
they is also remains of men big enough
to buy 'em by the box an eat 'em on
crackers. You know what you are?
You are one of these here atheists!"-
New York Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

Needed His Prayers-One of the
stories told by Mr.. Spencer Leigh
Hughes in his speech in the house OF
commons the other night tickled ev-
erybody. 1t is the story of the small
boy who was watching the speakers
procession as it wended its way
through the lobby. First came the
speaker, and then the chaplain, and
next the other officers.
who father is that gentleman"'
said the small boy pointing to the
chaplain.
That my son." said the father, "is
the chaplain of the house"
Does he pray for the members?"
asked the small boy.
The father thought minute, and
then said: No, my son; when he goes
into the house he looks around and
sees the members sitting there, and
then he prays for the country.-Cardiff
Mail.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03
Wrecked BY a Knife BIade.=A sh


was once wrecked on the Irish coast
The captain was a careful one. Nor
had the weather been of so severe a
kind as to explain the wide distance
which the vessel had swerved from her
proper course. The ship went down
but so much interest attached to the
disaster that a diving bell was sunk
Among other portions of the vessel
that were examined was the compass
that was swung on the deck, and in
side the compass box was detected a
bit of steel, which appeared to be the
small point of a pocket-knife blade
1t was learned that the day before the
wreck a sailor who had been set
cleaning the compass had used his
pocket knife in the process and had
unceremoniously broken off the point
and left it remaining in the box. That
bit of knife blade eXerted its influence
on the compass and to degree that
DETECTED the needle from it's proper
bent and vitiated it as an index of the
ship's direction. That bit of knife
blade wrecked the vessel.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

Not In That Class.-A Cleveland
young woman has 10-year-old broth
er who is wise beyond his years and is
likely to crop out in new places at the
most unexpected times. The other
night the anxious suitor called on his
inamorata, arriving at her domicile a
little before he was expected. She
was not ready to make her appearance
and the duty Of entertaining the caller
devolved upon the little brother.
''Well, Bobby" began the young man
in an effort to make conversation and
at the same time to put his involun-
tary host at his ease, does your sis
ter think that am calling at this
house oftener than 1 am welcome?
The child looked keenly at the caller.
Nothing doing" he said. DO you
think I'm one Of these fresh kids you
read about in the funny papers? There
amt going to be no embarrassing an
swer this time."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03
Help yourself"

Help yourself"
All of which goes to show that the
days Of '49 were really and truly days
of gold.
The miner returned to the Feather
river but had a hard time getting an
other pile, as in his absence most of
his claims had been jumped.
Dennis did no gambling on his own
account, but has an excuse for the
gambling Of others in those days.
They was nothin' else to do. They
was no home life in those days. They
was no particular style about dressin'
an even If they was a man couldn't
spend no $4,000 on clothes. They was
no banks and sending money back east
| was takin' almost as much chance as
playin' faro an a whole lot more trou-
a., BILE. Everybody got all he wanted to
eat an the man that needed few dol
| lars could get it for the askin'. So
there you are. Money to be had for the
diggin' of it an not much good to you
when you got 1t. They supposed the
| supply would never end all those that
were not ready to go back east just
gambled 1t away as fast as they dug
| it, for they knew or thought they
| knew jes' where they could get any
amount they wanted when they did get
ready to go back to the states"
By way of illustrating the forty
miners disregard for money Dennis
will tell you of the chicken feed" that
helped him toward his freedom.
On a table in the middle Of the room
stood a tin can into which was thrown
the small money. The smallest money
| in circulation then was the Mexican
real, but practically all silver was re-
garded, in the FL Dorado, as chicken
feed"
When the tin can began to overflow
one Of the owners would pick 1t up
and say:
Here, Dennis, take this stuff"
In two months Dennis's share Of the
CHECKED feed amounted to 1886. In three
months he saved $4,000, of which he
used $1,000 to purchase his freedom.
Alcalde Geary issued his free papers
| AMI Dennis had them recorded in the
custom house, where the record now
stands.-San Francisco Call.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

A Few Thoughts on Money.-Mone,
otherwise known as tin, dough, cush,
gelt, rocks, etc.
The corpuscles of national circula-
tion which indicate the strength of our
constitution.
1t Is often called a curse. Some
swear by it, others swear for it, and
still others swear at it.
1t often causes a species of mental
arrangement or delirium called money
mania. Many are willing to be thus
inoculated.
1t is the feature of social distinction.
1t is the measure of intelligence
those who have it are wise, those who
have 1t not are foolish. Possession of
1t entities one to the use of a money
gram.
Though a medium Of exchange, II
has no connection with souls or astral
bodies.
1t is the religion Of today, often
called moneytheism. Preachers pray
for it; laymen lay for 1t.
It Is the be all and the end all. Chill
dren cry for it, women sigh for it, men
die for it, and all lie for it.-Smart Set.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

Up Against 1.-THE staff humorist
approached the editor with a lugubri-
Gus face and his resignation.
Why, you are doing all right" said
the editor: what's the trouble?"
We'll, you see. sir" replied the staff
humorist, its this way. 1 got mar
ried a few weeks ago, and now If l
print a joke about wives, my wife
thinks 1 mean her, and if 1 mention
a mother -in-law, her mother comes
around and raises the roof. Then, too,
one of my wife's brothers is plum
ber, another an ice man and the third
is a coal dealer. More than that, she
has a half brother who is a book agent,
and they are all big, husky fellows with
ugly tempers. If you don't mind, I'd
like to retire from the humorous de-
partment and take a position as obit-
uary editor"-Boston Transcript
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

A Simple Question.-"What is the
difference" asks the man with the dis
pirited whiskers and the keen eye, be
tween a girl with a clothespin on hel
nose and one whose little brother is
puarantined because of a disease Incl
dent to childhood which is character
lied by an eruption of the skim"
ITO avoid argument" sighs the mar
with the rectangular Adams apple
what is the difference?"
"One's brother is measled, the 9TH
er's brother is muZZled.'
And afar adown the glen arose the
mournful cry of loon lamenting its
lost love.-Chicago Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

He Was Well Off.-H. Clay Calhoun
testifying in an assault case, spoke OF
one Washington White as well Off"
Now. Witness" said the cross-ex-
amining lawyer, when you declare
White to be well off, what do you
mean? Is he worth $1O,OOO?"
mo, sab. Oh, no, sah," said Cal
houn.
rs he worth $5,O0O?"
No, sab. Nah, gracious, no."
us he worth s1,000?"
No, sab: he amt wurf II cents"
Then how is he we'll Off"
"Bekase, sab, his wife am A No.
washlady and keeps de hull family ir
bangup style."-EXchange.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03

One of the Lickers.-Dr. Wines
principal of boys school. just before
he went on his holiday had occasion
to cane a pupil, and it is to be sup
posed did the work thoroughly.
The lad took his revenge in way
that the doctor himself could not hell
laughing at.
DR.. Wines's front door bore a plate
on which was the one word, Wines.
The boy wrote an addition to this ir
big letters, so that when the doctor
came home the inscription ran:
wines and other lickers. ."-Londor
Tit-B
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-10-03
Home ENDORSEMENT
Hundreds of YorkvilIe Citizens Can
Tell You All About 1t.

Home endorsement, the public ex-
preston of Yorkville people, should be
evidence beyond dispute for every
Yorkville reader. Surely the expert
ence of friends and neighbors, cheer
fully given by them, will carry more
weight than the utterances Of strang-
ers residing in faraway places. Read
the following:
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