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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

Il don't believe any two words In
the English language are synony.
nous"
"oh. ! don't know. What's the
matter with raise and 'lift'?"
There's a big difference. raise
chickens and have neighbor who
has been known to mt them."-PhlI
adelphla Ledger.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24
His Reason for II.

Wife, can't see why. because
woman marries man, she should
take his name"
Husband quite agree with you.
| think that the poor chap ought to
have something which he can call his
own. "-Illustrated Bits.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

The canny Scot wandered into the
pharmacy
I'm wanting threepenn'orth o.
laudanum," he announced
What for?' asked the chemist
susplciously.
For twopence." responded the
Scot at once.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24
New Nebraska Football Con-,

Al recent meeting OF the Ilplys,
sity athletic board. e. o. Suebm ~,
Versity OF Wisconsin. was elected
faculty football coach aud athletic a.
re-tor for Nebraska
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24
Janltor Attends 10 Everything,

do any perquisites come In your
way at the object"
Not much. they don't, We have a
husky jAnitor. who throws them KIND
OF folks oul."--Daltimore American.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

True friends visit us In prosperity
only when invited but In adversely
they come without invitation, Tho.
ophrastus
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

swift is the swiftost proposition I
ever saw"
rs he7 Did he ever owe you any
money!"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24
At the TeIephone

He-Is that you, darling?
She-Yes. Who is that?-Fliegends
Blaetter.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

Taking Garfield Tea keeps the system
clean, the blool pure aud the general
health good. Buy from your druggist.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

Life is a stage play; II matters not
how long We act so long as We act
well.-Bacon.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

Slight Congregations do more harm
than reckless violations OF lt.-Ches.
terteld
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

MIS- WinAlow'a Soothing syrup for Children
teathing' soitsns the gums, reduces innamma.
ai0a. allAys pAin, cures Wtu soiic. 35e . bottle
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

Tho breath OF scandal Ia responsi.
Ole for much hraeEy conversation.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

plon, Immediately came out with the
announcement that he will return to
tho ring and meet some OF the old.
time mlddlewelghts or light heavy
weights, and there Ia Just chance
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24
PUBLICITY PROMOTION
The Point OF View.

Poetic Lady.-"Ah, Sir Charles. when
you see your wife looking so beautiful
in her exquisite furs. don't you re.
peat to yourself those charming lines
Crusty Fox Hunter (cuttlng in
What repeat TO myself is, a hun.
dred and ffty-seven pound ten and
no second horse. punch.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Tile LAXATIVE nROAO outnlne Iahlets
bTygElNs f-iund money " 10 fans a. cure h W
ntON ; .hhAlu.lls ~ zach bll lll.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-03-24
When He Was Slow.

III talked to her for Ave minutes. g
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
WOULD THE LIQUOR MEN ABIDE GOOD FAITH!

chief advanced by the advocates local option
the
question the state
elected without the question being under dis
before that the prOhbtory law thus
public opinion violation the
expression and their important
a
this Prohibition statewide issue in TIE
passed the Under the old To-
option system number majority
had The majority them
Ihtocan however
unable with the defiant attitude Of the liquor
counties containing the larger cities these dealers
practically majority sentiment in the dry counties send
solicit orders
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
She Loved Him More.
(Kansas City Starr

(kansas City Starr
Senator Luke Lea, who recently saw
ed his wife's life by surrendering him
self to the formidable operation for
TRANSMISSION Of blood, was congratulate
ed in Washington about his martial
devotion.
Yes" he said smiling, I'VE still mar
ry in the Old-fashioned way down in
Tennessee. The marriage de conven-
fence hasn't reached us yet. We're not
at all, we Tennesseans, like the Gobsa
Codes.
"Gobsa Golde at the age of 65
married beautiful chorus girl of H..
That was 10 years ago, and the other
day a caller said to Mrs Golde:
- really believe you're fonder of
your husband now than you were
when you first married hint"
why, Of course, l am Mrs. Gobsa
Gold replied My husband is richer
now than he was them"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

Uuther Burbank of California has per-
fected a fadeless flower)
The horseless carriage whizzes by,
With puff and dash and slam;
Through every breath of ours may fly
A wireless telegram;
The seedIess rasin on the plate
We joyfully devour;
Things are perfected while We wait
Here comes the fadless flower.
The coreless apple is announced;
The whipless school is here
No scholar any more is trounced
By teacher kind and dear;
The scentless onion now is grown
Improvement every hour
Into the scheme of things is thrown;
Behold the fadeless flower!
The jokeless comedy we see;
The tailless horse We drive;
The honey served to you and me
Comes from a beeless hive;
Buckwheatless buskwheat cakes we
eat,
And gather strengthless power;
Some new things every day We greet
Observe the fadeless flower
Oh, would you freeze some meltless ice
Or make some sootless gas
Or furnish coal without a price
Fate is unknown, alas!
Henceforth the maiden fair to see
Will grow reserve and sour,
And say: bring withered blooms t;
me,
No cheap old fadeless flower !"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
Why Fish Have Scales.
New York Tribune.)


The late Professor COrsOn, of Cor
nell" said a Cornell instructor, had
little sympathy with the freakish phil
ologists of the modern school.
q once quoted to Professor Corson
an extremely interesting and odd an
alogy that had just been suggested for
a Celtic word He smiled and said that
the analogy was about as probable as
that which linked fish scales to shingl-
es.
"A little girl, he explained, once ask
ed her mother:
Are scales fastened on fish like
shingles on a roof?
Yes, dear the mother answered.
They're put on that way, of
course said the little girl, to keep the
fish from leaking"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The Book News Monthly for October.
With an appreciation of William
Sydney Porter co. Henry the current
Book News Monthly furnishes it's read
ers under the title of THE Story of o.
Henry's Life" an unusually interesting
and readable article Every reader
likes fiction-especiaIly the short story
so that this sketch of the most pop
Tlar short story writer of modern days
will be greeted with interest every
where. Paris Nights" a series of ar
ticles descriptive of the French
capital by Arnold Bennett deals
this time in attractive manner
with the Russian Imperial Ballet at
the Opera" 1t is in no -Bohem-
ian spirit that the noted English nov
elist writes but in truly appreciative
style. The frontispiece is an excellent
photogravure portrait of o. Henry,
while the regular departments are of
timely interest.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
We congratulate Sect. Wilson on

We congratulate Sect. Wilson on
having courage enough ii withstand
thc clamor of foolish prohibitionists
taat he refuse to extend an official well
come to the International Brewers
Congress. 1t is to these fanatical ex-
tyemes of rabid prohis that the temper
ance cause owes many of its set-backs.
-ney disgust the intelligent public and
Alternate support.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

South Georgia is rallying to Joe
Brown, they claim. South Georgia is
ra'lying to Dick Russell, they assert
Candidly speaking, we don't believe
either statement. South Georgia is
rot rallying to any one just yet. If any
thing, the tpld is slightly toward
Pope Brown because his liquor views
are distinct and appeal to large ele-
meut.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

30 not look forward 10 the changes
and chances Of life I'm fear; rather
Icok to them with full hope that, as
they arise, God, whose sou are, will de-
liver you out of them He has kept
you hitherto-do you .ar hold fast 10
His dear hand. and + Will lead you
safely through all th.@~s;and; and,
when you cannot stand He will bear
you in His arms. Do rot look forward
Ito what may happen tomorrow; the
same everlasting Fathe~ who cares for
you today will take care Of YOU tomor-
row and every day. Either He will
shield you from suffering, or He will
give you unfailing strength to bear it.
Be at peace, then, and put aside all
anxious thoughts ara imaginations.
Sir Francis de Sales.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
yEU5h4... ()r GEORGIA
RAILWAY.
current Schedules Corrected to Date
Trains Arrive.

ron Savannah, Augusta,
Atlanta and Macon =. 1900 q
rom LockharJ, DoJlan, Al
bany, Troy and Mon cry 'i0:4O y n
erCm Lockhart, Do,uah, A.
5any. Troy ana MJn'ery "1;45 ? 4
from Atlanta and Macon '2:15 p N
troE Augusta, savannah.
Atlanta and Macon $50 L
HTcm Columbus and iGte
mediate points .....*I2,08 a y
%'rom Columbus and inter-
mediate points q. !!L1:y0 = !
rom Columbus ana inter-
mediate points .......!12:O1 p. N
from Albany and Jackson
Vile e. e.. e.. ... S.. 1886 q i
From Albany ....,..-....,,.6:4O a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The fool killer is wanted at once.
The straw ballot fiend has made his
appearance on the trains. Stop the
train, lynch him on the first telegraph
pole, and protect the passengers from
his asinine performance.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
No Other Way.


On one occasion Gov. Dick" Oglesby
went down to Joliet to inspect the state
prison, and in one of the cells he found
a very ugly man.
How did you get in here?" asked
Oglesby.
Abduction" was the reply; Il tried
to run off with a girl, and they caught
me-"
IN pardon you as soon as l get
back to Springfield" said the governor
81 don't see how you could expect tc
get a wife in any other way. "-ArgO,
nant.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

RusselI's friends claim that ex-Gov.
Brown is quietly cunning for the near
beer support. Plain Dick had that
coppered for a time, but it seems wav-
ering now. That package house prop
osition does not seem to please either
the ants or the prohis.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
game;
4 Lingering Doubt.

81 wasn't quite satisfied with the
way the new pilot l engaged for my
airship answered me when | asked
him how he liked his job"
What was his answer?'
He said it suited him down to tn.
ground"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
For Instance.

TUT IUSthHCts
Men are eager to get to the front" Of
course,
And it does very well, I'll agree,
But | find that l meet with occasions
when
1t isn't the thing for me :
For while autoing, get to the front
who will
And sit with the bold chauffeur,
But if she" is along and l have m!
wish,
I'll take a back seat" with her.
-Lippincott's.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The Knoxville Tribune says many
ave at loss to understand "Why
Woodrow Wilson SO quickly and so
radically changed his mind" about the
Initiative. referendum, recall and other
"0ms. Well. it was only recently you
know, that Gov Wilson had any reas-
on to believe he might aspire to the
presidential nomination.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

When We think of those thirteen
children and the high prices of
provender We can't blaCe Judge Rus
sell for not resigning an assured sal
airy for the very indefinite prospects of
a brief tenure of the gubernatorial
mansion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
Fore!

(Woman's Home Companion.)
JCnes-Do you think the horse will
survive the automobile?
Brown-Not if it gets in its way.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
Got the Short One.

The Newly Welded Wife, heard
tina Jim Bradford and you drew
straws.t to see which one would get me.
The Brute-Yes; and I've come to
the conclusion that drew the wrong
straw
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

Taft's opinion of LaFollette is said
TO be echoed in his brothers paper, the
Cincinnati Times-Star, which says
'LaFollette has done more than any
one else to bring about hard times"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

AS the Macon Telegraph puts it THE
eX-president of Princetown University
suddenly embraced views which he
had vigorously fought with tongue and
Pen for twenty years Strange how
radically man can veer around when
the Office itch gets possession of him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

Feminine souvenir hunters carried
away the stems from the brewers con-
yention. They were empty, though.
The men got there before them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

Scientists still insist that woman's
foot is growing larger. This will make
it all the harder on poor man every
time she puts it down.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
Americas, Ca, October p, 1911

The Savannah Press intimates that
plain Dick" might initiate Hoke now
by resigning
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

LaFollette will carry the war against
Taft into Ohio. Will Wilson do the
same against Harmon?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

What is the force that makes the
world move?" asked the teacher. THE
landlord" replied Johnny Harduppe
promptly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
And the Light Went Out.
(London Tattler.)

Uondon Tattler)
Was it very bad play them" he
asked.
"Bad?' she replied. why, my dear
boy, even the lights went out at the
end of the second act.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
The ScOrcI,pr.

When the motorists speed is a hot one
The Judge "roasts" him we'll for his
game;
Quite naturally then he is boiling"
And thinks it burning shame"
Boston Transcript.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

What en- antiseptic is q pure life!
Lowell.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

It's the unexpected that always
happens. except when man makes
fool of himself over a woman.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The fellow who fails to rise in the
world can blame it on the law of
gravitation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The average man is good judge Of
human nature-except in his own
case.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The man with a theory may turn
out to be gold brick peddler in dis
guise.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
y y \ y 3 y = 4 4 y
THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY. y

Old age is oppOrtun uy no less than
youth itself, though in another dress.
-AnnOnymOus.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

When man sings a lullaby
naturally sounds rocky.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

II all women were alike no man
would ever become bigamist.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
Daily.
Except Sunday.
!!Sunday Only.

Sleeping cars betNeeu Americas and
Atlanta on trains leaving Americas
0:40 p. m; arriving Americas $3.50 4
n. Connects at Macon with sleeping
'ars to and from Savannah. Pullman
Sleeping Cars between Chicago, ST
louis and Jacksonville on Seminole
limited" which leaves Americas for
Jacksonville at 1910 a, m. leaves
Americas for St. Louis and Chicago
via Columbus and Birmingham, Al
S:35 a. m. For further information
apply to ]. E. HIGHTOWER, Agent
Americas, Ca
JOHN W. BLOUNT,
District Passenger Agent, Macon, @
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

A stitch in time may save patching
up a quarrel
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

Money talks, but there is also such
thing as dumb luck.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

What makes a woman so proud of
her children is nobody else is.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

A couple in love can get sentiment
tai over a steam orller.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The dyspeptic should choose care
fully what he chews carefully.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

The aeroplane joke is apt to fall
fiat.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21
OFFICIAL ORGAN:
City Of Amerlcus.
Sumter County.
NEnbsta- COuuty

Railroad Commission of Georgia For
Third Congressional Dis riot.
y. S. Court Southern District OF
Georgia.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-10-21

STORIES
WORTH READING.

; \ y + 4 = \ 4 \ 4 4 + 4 4 4 4
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-10-20
KAILUA COURT
CALENDAR LONG

HILo, October 14.-Deputy County
Attorney Heen will go to Kona ON Sun
day TO attend the terms of the Kailua
circuit court. There are several inter
esting criminal cases to be tried, pre-
senting quite a range of crime. Naka-
mura, a japanese, is charged with muir
Ger, it being alleged that he killed a
fellow eountryman in Kona some
months ago. lie was living in the same
house as the man who was killed, and
is believed to have lain in ambush for
HIN as he was coming upstairs from his
bath.
Al Sing, Kona Chinese, is charged
with burglary in the first degree, it
being charged that he got away with
$3.50 belonging to japanese at Kailua.
All Sing, another Chinese, will answer
to charge of selling liquor without a
license. lie halls from Kohala,
j. H. Kiaha, Kona Hawaiian, is
charged with rape, the victim being
a fourteen-year-old Hawaiian girl.
Count r. Won $. Domkowitz, the noble
small farmer of South Kona, is charged
with assault and battery with weapon
obviously and imminently dangerous to
life. The charge, however, is not as
serious as the legal verbiage would
make it seem, the obviously ano immi-
nently dangerous weapon being but a
stout guava stick. The assaultee was
Chinese.
PAX Kee Hong, n Korean, is charged
with perjury He tried to impersohlte
another Korean who had filed suit for
I damages against the plantation a. Ma
alehu, the defendant having bought
from the bona fide claimant tine land
whence arose the claim for damages
/ This is the case which brought Attorney
+ Lightfoot from Honolulu to Hilo some
I time ago, andswhich seemed for a while
likely to lead to manifold complications
] Ricardo del Rosario, Filipino, is
! charged with assault with weapon
The defendant is the gentleman who
was protected by Manager Daniels OF
the Keokca Tobacco Company, who
submitted to arrest and considerable
other inconvenience in order TO see
that his employee got what he considered
to be his rights.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-10-20
ELEVEN INNINGS
--QUAEERS VICTORY

NEW YORK, October 1.-THE PhiIa
delphia Athletics made Il two out Of
three today by winning the third game
Of the series from the New York Giants
ON their own ground by score Of 3
TO g.
Il took steven innings for the Amer.
lean League champions 30 beat the
NlHnia "Nhiefn Neyera. the big ln.
dian catcher Scored for New York in
ihe third inning Baker, lhe phlladel.
pha ihiHd basfman, pounded she bail
nut fol home un Do the ninth, seof
ing Eddie 0lllua ahead ~ hlm. in their
BALI ~ ihr ninth ihr niauia got ileF
fng stress ifinH abe score "a ihs
rlrtrnih linhfl scored aHlu.
HHihfH eln pitched lWf AerfTl
aHehi faT Nee faii ihf lAllaArrhia
hlftHft heGg 1Hft naHif aHi lHpp
IHa siifHiaNff sHf a'm0tl faH4i il
lAH RI INi ffaH|HE daf. heHs iielf
f afa fst fif fHnrt iaiHHa On IN
Jhs ffsffff fal alnHff
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-10-20
K0NlITEs FORM
IMPROVEMENT CLUB

mo, October it.--Reporss have
reached The Koha district that the bolt
road commission inteuds 70 spend no
money Oh The roads IN that district pro.
per, but only on che lava Gov road on
the Knu side and the road between
waiamca and Kona. This docs not
please the good people OF Konn, who
labor under the curious delusion that
they have very bad roads in their dis.
trict, and they have formed an i'm.
provement club, the main object OF
which will be to place their troubles
before the loan commission in order to
secure some Of the belt road money for
their roads. The Kona people have,
however, one excellent argument on
their side, namely that the roads
are just beginning to 80 to pieces now,
and that a small expenditure at this
time will save n much larger outlay
in the future. In other words they
have taken for their motto the stitch
in time which saves nine.
The news in regard to the formation
of the club was brought to Hilo yester-
day by Representative Julian Yates,
who spent few days in town. Yates
stated that the idea saw the light first
at reception which was given in
honor of Bishop Restarick, when a
number of prominent Konaites came
together and when the conversation
drifted onto the subject of roads. The
reports with regard to the plans of the
I lalN IL.
were the basis of the conversation, and
the upshot Of the matter was that it
was decided to call meeting to take
place at the Kona-waena sehoolhouse
the following Saturday.
This meeting was attended by near
ly all the prominent men of the dis.
trict, and the following officers were
elected; t G. White, president; II. s.
| Wuhrman, secretary; and w. II. Green
well, treasurer. S. S. Rolph, the attor.
ney; +. r. Greenwell and Senator d,
X. Baker were appointed committee
on rules, and L. l.. Maofarlane, Rev. r.
Wallace, j. p. Curtis, G. p. Kamauoha
and Judge Matthewman were chosen as
an executive committee. Judge Mat.
thewman later on declined to serve on
the committee, believing that it might
not be compatible with his official posi-
ton.
While the Improvement club will at
first take up mainly the road matter
it is planned to make it permanent
institution, to take up matters of SAM
tation and, as a matter of fact, any
thing of interest and benefit to The
community in Kona.