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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22
Forced To Leave Home.

Every year laege number OF poor
sufferers, whose lungs are sore and
racked with coughs, are urged to go to
another climate. But this IS costly and
not always sure. There's a better way.
Let DIR. Kings New Discovery cure
YOU al home. lit cured me Of lung
trouble,'' writes w. R. Nelson, of Cal
anime, Ark, when all else tailed and
L gained AZ pouLds III weight. It's sure.
ly the kl ( OF all cough anu lung cures. -
thousands owe their lives and health
to it. Hts positively guaranteed for
Coughs, Colds, LaGrippe, Asthma,
Crou p-all Throat aid Lung troubles,
5Oc & 500 Trial bottle tree at All
Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22
The Commandments
Condensed.

COnQeQSeQs
Apropos of the recent agitation touch
ing the movement in England to short
en- the ten commandments, writer
in the New York Evening Sun reYives
the old rhyme, known to many people,
and which years ago was popularity
known:
Thou shalt have no other gods b2tme,
Before no idol bow the knee,
Take not the name of God in vain.
Nor dare the Sabbath day profane,
Give both thy parents honor due,
Take heed that thou no murder do,
Abstain from words and deeds unclean,
Nor steal, though thou art poor and
mean,
Tell not wilful lie, nor love it,
And what is thy neigh5or's do not
coyet.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

Do you know that Of all the minor
ailments colds are by far the most dam
gerous? It is not the cold itself that
you need to fear, but the serious dis
eases that it often leads tc. Most OF
these are known as germ diseases.
Pneumonia and consumption are among
them. Why not take Chamberlain, g
Cough Remedy ar'l cure your cold
while you can? For sale by AL Deal
ers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

Gen. G. Irvine Walker OF Ciiar!e5-
ton charges that there are numerous
fraudsin the Confederate pension list.
He thinks there ought to be not more
than 2,COC soldier pensioners in the
State, while the pension roll OF 1910
shows 1856.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22
No Need TO Stop York.

When your doctor orders you to stop
work, it staggers you. Il can't' you
say. You know you are weak, run
down and failing in health, day by day,
but you must work as long as you can
stand. What you need is Electric Bit
ters to give tone, strength, and vigor
to your system. to prevent breakdown
and build you up. Don't be weak,
sickly or ailing when Electric Bltters
will benefit you from the first disc.
Thousands bless them sor their glorious
health and strength. Try them. Every
bottle is guaranteed to satisfy. Only
soc at All Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22
4 Special Medicine for
Kidney Ailments.

Many elderly people have found in
Foley's Kidney Kenedy a quick reliet
AID permanent beletit from KID
aud bladder ailments ana from annoy
ing urinary Irregularities due to auvan-
cling years. Isaac N. Rvgan, Farmer,
Mo-, says; "Foleys Kidney Remedy
effected compete cure in my case
and want Others to know OF it,
Sold By ALI Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

When you have rheumatism in your
foot or instep apply Chamberlain's
Liniment and You viii get quick relief.
It costs but a quarter, Why suffer?
For sale by All Dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

John ". Sickls1oith. Greensboro, Pa,
has three children, ard like most chill
dren they frequently take cold: I'VE
have tried several binds Gf cough med
icine," he says, but have never found
any vet that did them as much good as
Chamberlain Cough Remedy" For
sale by All Dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

L. B. luton, charged with the muir
der OF ). R. Lapgtord, in Hampton
county, has been granted bail by As
sociate Justice Eugene 3. Gary in the
sum of $5, 200.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE JUNE 20.
II. B. These schedule figures show
the time that trains may be expected to
arrive and depart, bnt tic TINES stated
arc not guaranteed.
DEPARTURES F20I LEXINGTON.
NoRTHBOUND.
1o:ls A. M.-No. 8, daily for Columbia
and intermediate points connecting
at Columbis for Spartanburg and
AsheYi!le. Par,or cafe car Colum-
b:a to AsheviLe. Arrive Colum.
bia 1850 q. H., SparssnbCrg 5:lo
pm, Ashev1lle 9:l5 p. n.
8:55 p. M.-No. 13O, daily for Column
bia. Washington and the East also
conrects at Columbia for Ashe-
vile. Through Pullman sleeping
oar to New York. Pullman sleep
ing car Columbia to Asheville: A.
rive Columbia 1880 p. M. Wash
ington 10:4o a. m, New xorx
500 p. m.
SoUTHBOUED.
7:2s A. Mo. Iss. daily for Augusta
and Intermediate points, Arrive
Augusta 1910 a. m. Pullman car.
t.4 P. A.-No. z, daily for Augusta
and intermediate points Arrive
Augusta S:S5 p. N.
Summer excursion tickets nov On
sale, Tor further information call CT
ticket seents, or
E. q. Ooapman, Washington, q, G,
II, F. Cary, G. P. A., Washington.
D. O. J. L. Meek, A. &: P. A
Ataenta, Ga. Alex. II. Acker, I. z. A
Augusta, Ga.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

Many a man who ia calling loudly
for Justice would be in the county Jail
if he got it.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

Not infrequently the exalted lodge
member, the whack Of whose gavel
brings all the members up standing,
takes off his shoes outside the cocr
when he goes home, lest he waken his
wife.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

FOR SALE:-Cheap. one light spring
wagon, newly repaired and painted.
In good condition. Rice B. Harman
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

Hon. Thos. G.. Mcleod of Bishop
vile, late lieutenant governor, will
deliver the literary address at the COM
mencement of Columbia college in
June.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

Charles Cole, the ten-year-old son Of
Chas. H. Cole. of Florence, picked up
a gun to 60 rabbit-hunting, when it
went off, killing his one-year-old SIS
ter and seriously wounding Mrs. Wal
lace, a neighbor- visitor, who was hold
ing the child. Mrs. Wallace may lose
her arm.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

The most comnion cause of insomnia
is disorders of the stomach. Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets cor
rect these disorders and enable you to
sleep. For sale by All Dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22

that I had a neuralgia pain in
my arm for five years, and I
used your Liniment for one
week and was completely
cured. I recommend your
Liniment very highly."- Mrs.
7. MCGRAw; 1916 Vaudeville
ST., New Orleans, La.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-22
Cured Quinsy Sore Throat

Mr.. HENRY L. CAULK, of
1242 Wilson St., Wilmington,
Del, writes III bought a bot
tie Of Sloan's Liniment for the
quinsy sore throat and it cured
me. I shall always keep a
bottle in the house,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
When the Judiciary Recalls.

Maybe YOU OF several weeks Of how
herself Of her boss George u
Cox recently banker club man and afou
higherup
Jury Cox for perjury connection with cases
hench
hundreds OF thousands OF taxpayers dollars
Ohio had kinds
others courts made by Cox The early line OF
officers Of courts went
swearing bench" sort Of judicial recall OF
the side heavy recall OF al
hadn't elevated 90 the bench
to have been tfNlhg 10
OF I make difference WHAT
make the thing finally goes
the court stacked against
yuu. dough
would like TO recommend 70
the Wilson Mr. Roosevelt and other ah
risking the judiciary WITH the mop
meaning people. -.
Cincinnati just decided that Cox mas ne
deprived his constitutional rights and Guashcd that Indictment TOT
barkecporshp puegeshp under
what
constitution anyhow n
Ohio pcnitcutryf Judge DICK
Grand
conspiracy
free unless the people OF Hamilton
his for find
behodcn 10 Cox but Il recall the
Inferior Dickson court -,
anybody calls recall mob laugh and point TO Ohio
recalling judiciary behalf 81 the most
scoundy OF crooks that couldn't be put In stripes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
Observations

cHlcAeos babies year
They
whom they
for poet" Send
US tralnIoadi Wen furnish the poets
100000
Of families bury them privately.
passed prohibiting publication
Lormer already a
- -,
den There's line OF reform tha keep EN- busy for whe
Of designs
minds De Wolf why people marry
Lillian Russenf
CHARLEY TAFT. Williams brother. sails
fayorite
will be reelected in 1912
TAFT commutes the Of Cashier
WIFE, Tenn bank from five months and needn't
until
Feeney Justice
DR.. H. c. PIERCE Of pay
t2500o divorce
when married cigarettes
Nope Bessie doesn't the
Roy Ike that needs an operation for brain storm
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
If Time Should Roll Backward.

again be the barcfoted boy with CHEEKS
many. friend o. moe %
do the happy days OF
the soft mud the old
there back OF the meadow lot Without SUM-
choking the life out OF fellows neck We boys ddn
hooj bigger boys ddnt tie
pashlng and ducking the
smaller ones"
play melody entitled Back
Backward oh Time, Your Flight but II time should
backward would hear yourself
barefoocd today. the stubbic hurts
buise started Oh dad have got to pun
could
the pat
the store last week aud
chasing them darned old oun the
swmmln today; what's the usef
hcken moasses az the crck and
whales hide when back with
hair BY Heck wish upl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
I'm the EditOr'SMai

her dear sisters do. and I am sure
every man on the car will offer
her his seat. noticed six women
and girls on a recent street car.
and five OF them were about as
dangerous a looking lot IA one
could find. One young womans
hat pin stuck beyond the crown At
least six inches. The moral is OBJ
yious.
Yours truly,
p. II. DEKON.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

can't eat them. And as for lob.
aterH. they are entirely off the
menu as far as am concerned. A
few OF them would change my com
plexion completely.
She Can't Take a Nap.
4 love sweet things. too. yet ]
may not eat them.
NO matter how sleepy am in
the afternoon cannot take a nap.
Il would make my voice boarse for
the evening performance
And another thing. the actress
has no home life. no room for love.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
Girls, Don't Go on the Stage; It's Lonely Life,
Says Blanche Ring, and She Ought to Know, Sure

"Girla. don't go on the stage. IT'S
lonely life." says blanche Ring.
and she ought 10 know.
Not only that. bat you cant eat
what you want TO eat. you can't
sleep when YOU want 10 sleep; you
can't have home land children }
when you want home land chit
drenl. YOU can't have your own
way about anything when your
feminine heart wants It's own way
about everything. you can't live
the supposed traditional gay life
and long eontinuesto live. you can
do anything except live Tor your
art
She's Already Married.
SO Blanche Ring IN looking for.
ward 10 an early retirement from
the stage. when she can become
really domesticated and live what
she calls the happier life"-the
life OF a married woman no
chance. though. ambitious men. for
Blanche already Ii married And
she carries her husband along with
her, tool
Miss Ring didn't look very lone.
~ ~ the Moore theatre where she
II appearing IN '~rhe Yankee Girl.
Flowers banked everywhere In her
coy dressing room. bon bOna on
every table and prop. letters and
kilograms lHome Of 'cm we're bus.
mess. she yoluntscrcdi and con.
CALCULATIONS by the barrel from her
admirers
Ne, She's Lonely.
Yet she said like ahe meant a.,
ITS a lonely life on the stage "
And she didn't exclude stars. such
as herself. nor Uvacioua. pretty
stage girls. such as herself
Even" insisted Miss Ring. III
girl should finally reach the ami.
yorsal goal % being a star. It's a
lonely life. She must live IN hotels
most OF the time. some OF them
none too good I, is hard for her
90 get congenial company. She
must be 80 careful. don't you
know7 She must refuse practical
~ all invitations 10 dine. TO wine.
10 Joy ride. She has time. she has
NAA"N 30 NAAt tut nv AANs
Chorus Girls Don't Hcsel.
4 do not except chorus girls.
Some people have the impression
that the chorus girl lives a life Of
revel That n grossly erroneous
and unjust More than likely. any
chorus Kiri you pick out Il sending
money home 10 mother and young
er sisters The few who may Try
the mo-cailed gay life don't last
long They cant stand the pace.
Nobody can
Few Wed miilionaires.
The idea that all chorus girls
we'd miiilonBires IL pure buncombe
But few DO. and fewer stiil work
up from the chorus 10 be stars or
leading ladies'. It's almost impos.
nible
The woman who succeeds must
live entirely for her work. She
can't eat as much AZ abe wants 10.
and often has To forego Just the
things that. she Ikea Why. think
OF Il. Just adore potatoes. yet I
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
a Flat or a chlldf

My goodness cant under.
stand how she could give up her
child They say Il has really been
adopted BY family that lives In the
country
Eyes. You sec. ahc found a flat
that iuat suited her. and they would
not allow children IN the building
Chicago Record Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
That Was why.

Two women previously unae.
quainied we're converHing at a re
ception. After a fcw conventional
remarks. the younger exclaimed:
= cannot think what has upset
that tail blond man over there. lie
saa 20 attentive a little while ago.
but he won't look AZ me nov"
Perhaps" the other said. he
Jaw me come In. He's my hua.
land ~~-Pcuny Pictorial.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
cash coursosy.

Little Willie Say. pa. what n
business courtesy
Pa There are two kinds of busi-
ness courtesy. my son. One la the
kind extended to people who pas
cash. aud the other IL extended 20
people who dont--Chicago News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

Editor Star
Dear Str. When Betty Graham.
OF your editorial staff. takes her
next ride on the street cars 70
find out how willing mere man 10
10 give her his seat have her wear
nice long distance hat pin with
an exposed point of from two 10
six inches sticking beyond the
crown Of her hat. as so many Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
IWoman's Shorter Day.

eighthou which he refused
Is resuS but
cheeruy
without
to a
memorable that
which numbers individual
BY reducing working hours from
TO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

on. come nov. ws shall aoon
have you welt sEain.
Yes. but every kid has maa sles
and IL wanted Il 10 DO 'paudlcltus
" something grown up London
Opinion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
JUST TO sgE THE eALL GAME

My" exclaimed little Jimmy a.
hc gaxed M ths Autograph. I'D
like 10 be a giraffe Just think
how easily you could rubber over
the baseball fence"
That's all right" replied John.
ny, but there u another time when
you wouldn't want to have a neck
like giraffe"
When Ia thatY'
Why. In the mornings. when
your ina begins 10 scrub your neck
with soap and water. - Philhdei.
phia Inquirer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
THREE aFvFns

Rome with her seven hills con.
auered the world.
The seven GuEgcnhelma took
Alaska
The seven Maderos Louis
Post. Dispatch.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

Lady Aud aid you make your
congregation give up cannibaiam'
Missionary lsuppreaaing a grim
Not quite. but after much trouble
persuaded them o. use knives and
forks Throne
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

am going 10 asud you my III.
Ito kitten 20 keep you company .
How good Of you"
Don't mention IL Besides. we
are moving. journal AmunAnt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

Kind Hearted Man Blind What
an affliction. not 20 be able 10 see
Blind BegEar "a fakerl Its not
so bad. Nowadays people care less
about seeing than about being
seen.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

49, 49, 49,
q That oaveI Smashing Champ. .
4 Bang .
= There was Consideration ia a
a the capitol 4
q The report was 80 startling =
q One member tn tho lobby .
4 turned to another. q
q what was thAty 4
= a tire blew up" 4
a The first member drew a =
4 breath ~ relief. =
q Geo. he said. Il was afraid a
. Champ had smashed bis fourth q
q gavei Cleveland PLATA Deal q
4 or. 4
- a a. 4 4 = 4 q
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

s,ella-Did they give the bride a
shower
bslla--W Well. all her friends threw
cold water on the Bridegroom
New York Sun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

The home Is the natural place for
woman A woman's love for her
home and her children dominates
all other feelings. The actress
must give up all thoughts Of those
things while she remains on the
stage
The average woman is happier
In her natural sphere than she
could ever be on the stage"
Seattle Automobile School, 2io
Broadway. 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
A Clever salss~oman.

let inc see some ladies' hos.
Terry"
For your wife. or do you want
something more expensive -
F1legcndc nlatier.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
AIS lAsr THOUGHTS.

@paps's las, words we're Of you"
sobbed the raiiiionaire's orphan
daughter to her iripeeunious hanee.
so tire old MI mean. 30 your
dear father vas generous IN his dy'
ina rnomsni1" Inquired the YOUNG
man ,snderiy. ~whs, did he say y
aA.h.he said tina, he w~-ssished
he could live long enough 10 GET one
more good. hard kick q, you
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26
Lame Duck Club

How Rcaetlonaries Who Were Re
tired BY tho People Have Been
Given Soft Places.
one OF the sins with which
President TAFT Il charged by tho
progrcaulves OF his party Is the
use OF federal patronage 10 reward
reaciiouaFy public servants who
have been rcpudiatcd BY the people.
The latter are generally called
lame dueks."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

That was a beautiful window
garden saw az ! passed your
house this morning
Garden nothing That was my
wgfe'a hat, set on a window siii 10
dryf"-Nsw York Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

"DobhA has an awful Crouch.
He's just finished paying Tor two
new wings ON bis bungalow
"Wellf'
And then his wife struck him for
the price OF a few more wings on
her new hat"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-05-26

4 heard that they made cas-
wheels out Of paper Don't you thlnh
that u wonderfuif"
mo. I've heard Of stationary en-
gincH lots Of times"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-02
FARLEY DEFERS RETURN
Will Not Be in New York Before
Christmas-Calls on Cardinals.

Pone Dec. 1.-Cardinal Farley will take
charge Of his tituiar church. Sancta Maria
soma Minerva, on December y, having
definitely abandoned his intention Of return
ing 70 New York before the Christmas hoii-
DAYS This afternoon his eminence visited
the Basilica Of St Paul. the outside walls
If which contain portraits Of all the Popes
in mosaic. some of them having diamond
ewes Cardinal Farley knelt and prayed be-
fore the chancel arch adorned with mosalcs
Of the fifth century, executed by order OF
Gala Placidia. a daughter Of Theodosius
the Great which represented Christ with
twenty-four Of the elders.
Cardinal Farley during the day visited
Monsignor Kennedy to max definite ar
rangements for a musical in his honor to
be given on Wednesday at the American
College and for a pontifical mass which
he will celebrate in the church OF the col
lege next Friday
pleasant call that Cardinal tarley
made in the afternoon was that 70 Cardinal
Iorle. Primate Of ireland, whose love foi
tie United States often has been expressed
Cardinal Logue told CARDINAL Farley thai
ne would die happy if he might visit the
United states for a third time.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-02
FIRE IN HOFFMAN ARMS
Apartment House Filled with
Smoke-Tenants Get Scare.

Sparks from an electrical planning ma
chine ignited shavings in an empty apart
ment on the first floor OF the Hoffman
Arms a nine-story apartment house at
Madison avenue and seth street, last night
and the building was filed with dense
smoke, creating much excitement among
the tenants.
Thomas Peck and his wife, who occupy
an apartment on the seventh floor. were
at dinner when informed of the fire. Mrs.
Peck thought Of her jewel case lying I'm a
large glass box in her bedroom. but was
too excited to remember where she had
put the key She broke the top of the
glass receptacle with her fist and tucked
the jewelry case in 1er husbands pocket
Her hand was slightly iacerated.
The arrival OF the fire apparatus caused
crowd Of several thousand persons to
collect in front of the house. The ten
ants were carried down In the elevator and
the fire was put out with little loss.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-12-02
PARIS IGNORES CURE AFFAIR
Weekly Satirical Papers, However
Publish Yelled References Thereto.

Paris, Dec 1.-The French public con-
tinues 10 ignore the Curie-Langevin case,
which is generally regarded as belonging
to the domain Of private family quarrels.
The courts should he allowed 10 settle the
matter. II is argued. and In the mean time
the case offers no great interest to the
world Al large.
The affair, however, is beginning 10 be
taken up by some Of the weekly publca-
lions devoted TO satire and gossip Thus
to-day the "Cn de Paris" has a yelled ref
crence to the affair. After expressing sym
PATTY with Nine. Curie because her private
life has been dragged into public discus
sion the periodical continues by styling
Nine. Langevn a veritable pupil Of Sher-
lock Holmes because Of the methods she
employed TO obtain possession OF the CORE
spondence which she says she will produce
before the Correctional Court.
a prominent professor visited NJ. Lepine.
Project Of Police. and requested the au-
thorites to recover the letters and de-
strOy them. so as "to save the honor Of
the university" NJ. Lepine, however. with
o shrug Of his shoulders, refused, pointing
out that such language was absolutely the
same as was used by generals Of the army
during the Dreyfus affair.