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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
Had Grown Out of II.

Mlddle-aged graduates of an acad-
elhy IN Auburn, Me-, were discussing
scnool days, says the Chicago Post.
what became of that red-headed
Joy who was so afraid of the girls? ?"
asked one. He has just been di-
vorced from his fourth wife," said
.ne graduate who had kept up with
the times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
The Kansas Way.

Here Is the way Kansas paper
duns its subscribers: II you have fre-
quent fainting spells, accompanied by
chills, cramps, corns, bunions. chill.
blains, epilepsy and jaundice, 1t Is
sign you are not well, but liable to
die any minute. Pay your subscrip'
ton In advance and thus make your
self solid for q good obituary notice
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
old Horse seek ueatnr

Can q horse commit suicide? Thii
theory is brought forward through q
singular affair at Prighouse, England.
About a week ago q horse fell into q
pond in the vicinity Of. the Brighouse
cricket field, and it was got out after
two hours of strenuous exertion A
day or two later the horse found its
way to the same pond, and this time
met with its death. Brighouse people
are asking IL the horse went there
purposely.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
The Canine HowIolony.

There is nothing SO very remark.
able in the Atlantic City dog that can
tell time. Every dog on earth can
tell time. That is. they can tell break
fast time, dinner time and supper
time, and know to minute when Il y
time to start their nightly howl.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
Unanimous Choice.

Unanimous Choice.
During a local election in German
town only one man appeared at the
nomination desk.
Whom do you nominate?" inquired
the official.
Myself" was the answer.
do you accept the nomination."
''Well, no."
"Then we must try again. Whom do
you nominate?"
Myself"
"You accept the nomination."
No. sQ
A subdued "Donnerwetter!" escaped
the lips Of the perplexed official. but he
went on:
For the third time, whom do you
nominate?"
Myself" came the invariable reply.
do you accept the nomination? 7"
The man rose with q smile Of salts.
faction spreading over his face as he
answered proudly:
Having been three times solicited
by my fellow citizens to accept the
nomination, can no longer decline to
accede to their wishes"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27

A pin scratch may cause blood poi
son, rusty nail cut is very apt to do
so. Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once
draws out all infection and makes
blood poison impossible.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
Dog DAYS.
An Early Award.

ano YOU think there is anything
creditable in that man skinnum's
ei as.o" WELL" replied the discreet
r p 81 understand that somewhere
n,org his effects he has mug with
.be sentence For Good Boy printed
Wv in gilt letters. But, Of course, l
unro M way of knowing how he came
by it."
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
An Autocrat's Relaxation.

"You seem to get great deal Of
pleasure out of business" Eyes," re-
piled Mr.. Dustin Stax, "after have
fretted over golf match there's moth
ing rests me up like getting back to
my desk, where can have everything
my own way"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
COLDS
CURED IN ONE DAY

AS rule few doses of Munyon's Cold Remedy
will break up any cold and prevent pneumonia. It
relieves the head, throat and lungs almost in
stantly Pride Is cents at any druggists sent
postpaid
If yuu need Medical advice write to Munyon's
Doctors. They will carefully diagnose your case
and give you advice by mail, absolutely free.
Address. Professor Munyon, Esd and Jefferson
streets Philadelphia Pa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first
put up 40 years ago. They regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
r oods
SarsapariIIa

t ,Lsr humors, cures all their
o oancts, makes the blood rich
eil ~ abundant, strengthens all
t tbe vital organs s;,, T 1,sl;e i it, !
.,Gdceo 5 tablets called sarsatans
''' Dog DAYS.
Dog days is the :, name anS app applied st ito to
the the nc Of the heliacal rising OF Sirius.
time W. W star; that is, the time when
the uOe ;ust before the sun. They usu-
It rose 1900 for about 40 days. We
ally D the expression of dog days
still lJ to the hottest season OF the
as apr hnt owing to the procession OF
gss so U1n it is no longer the the time time
'I u tho beliacal rising of the dog star
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
contradIctina a Proverb.

People can't expect to get some
thing for nothing" said the ready
made philosopher. my landlord man
ages It," replied Mr.. Growcher. He
makes me sign contract to pay full
years rent whether l live in his nat
or not"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
A Chance for the Better.

a Change TOT the better'
The Fat Lady-"The tattooed man
Is going to leave this bunch and go
out with a melodrama." The Glass
Eater-"And what part is he going to
play?" The Fat Lady-"Oh, he is 60
ing to be the deep dyed villain"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27

It rom nervousness
and other annoying
symptoms, and !
can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkham's
W BILE Com
pound has proved
worth mountains OF
|gold to me, as it
restored my health
and streng t h. |
never forget to tell
my friends what
lydia r. Pinkham'S
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
Inadecuate Protection.

Eyes" replied the old timer: we've
got Z pretty good lot O. game laws.
But they amt complete.
Some things are still unprotected.
chi"
II should say 30. What We want Il
q law that'll keep the bears In these
mountains from comm out an scarin'
inQuisitiye strangers to death"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27

Mothers WIN find Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup
the best remedy to use for their children during
tho teethinG period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-10-27
CHANGE
IN WOMAN'S
LIFE
Made Safe by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Grahiteville, vt. -"I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02

The Man With the conundrum Again.
Here's one you can use any time
you like" says the man with the gilt
tering whiskers. beaming over the
desk of the pale, plodding slave with
the recalcitrant fountain pen. Il fig
ured this out last night What is the
difference between an army officer who
has been on a furlough for six weeks
and has received an order to return to
duty and a physical investigator who
reads The Raven to the spirit of his
departed ANCESTOR"
What is the difference between a
man in an air ship and woman max
ing mincemeat? Because they both
look for currents" mutters the pale,
plodding slave.
"oh, well, If you don't care for any
suggestions can take them else.
where haughtily declares the man
with the glittering whiskers. "The an
swer to mine is that one reads his
Go to the post and the other reads
his Poe to the ghost, but you can't
use 1t now"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
SETTING A HIGH STANDARD
ChiId's Idea Of Goodness Set Forth
In Perfect Faith, Without
lrreVerenee.

All things are relative. and to the
child, gazing at life and its wonders
with eyes as yet undimmed by so
phistication or sorrow, nothing is inn
possible, nothing unspeakable, moth
ing too sacred to be discussed or too
difficult to be attempted. Not irrev-
erence nor impertinence, but limo
cence prompts such speeches as that
recorded of the child OF popular
journalist by his devoted paternal
grandmother.
Grandma" said the little boy, de-
lightedly addressing her, do you
know what's going to happen? Papa
says that IL we're real, real good, he'll
take us to the circus!"
That's NICE" smiled the young.
hearted adult between whom and the
eager youngling no hint Of age sep.
aration mars perfect comradeship
How good do we have to be?"
The embryo man, after a moment OF
silent consideration: ooh, as good as
God, I guess!"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02

ere, at the foot of the Big Horn noun
tains, where about 200 soldiers were
killed in the year 1867 And again in
the last Indian war Of 1890-91, he was
with Short Wool at the battle of
Wounded Knee, where he was captur-
ed and taken to Washington, D.
c., and afterward taken to Fort
Sheridan as a government prisoner,
where he was confined until the spring
of 1892, when Buffalo Bill got permits
sion from the government to take him
with his Wild West show for period OF
two years, after which the government
allowed him to be turned loose to live
the rest of his days among his own
people, but instead of feeling grateful
to the government for turning him
loose, he has done all In his power to
keep the Indians hostile to the whites,
bucking all the movements OF he gov
eminent in sending the Indian chill.
dren away to school and consequently
has caused the government no end of
trouble, for 1t is a tribal custom for
them obey their chief in every
way.
II the inside truth was really known
1t would probably be found that his
orders never conceded very closely to
what the government wanted In any.
thing.
The government is no longer obliged
to pay him any money, as they have al.
lowed him to sell all of his lands, and
to keep up the proceeds for his old age.
They allow only non CONS, as they call
them Il. e., all those who are too
old or sick to work.. to sell all of their
| land.
He has had two wives, but only one
of them Is still living, he has been the
father of eight children, all of whom
are still living except one. His Oldest
son will succeed him as chief of the
Rosebud Sioux and is known as Little
| Hawk.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02

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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02

one day of the wonderful cures made
by Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and decided to try 1t,
and 1t has made me a well woman.
My neighbors and friends declare It.
had worked a miracle for me. Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
worth its weight in gold for women
during this period of life. II it will
help others you may publish my
letter. Mrs. NATHAN B. CREATION.
81 N. Main Street, Natick, Mass.
The Change of Life is the most criti-
cal period of a woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known
to medicine that will SO successfully
carry women through this trying
period as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a cOnfiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinl1ham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
GREATLY ATTACHED TO IT
Husband Who Had married Money"
Acknowledged the Truth to His
Friends Query.

Apropos of a beautiful young wife,
worth $40,000,000 who had Just di
vorced her penniless husband in or.
der to marry again. Henry E. Dixey,
the comedian, said at dinner in New
York:
1.-THE young man who marries for
money has none too easy time of It.
His rich wife is likely to tire of him
and throw him out in few years, or
else she is likely to. limit his allow
ance to rs or so cents a day.
"T married money a man once
said to me.
Wasn't there a woman attached
to it?' asked.
ayes, you bet there was,' he ex'
ploded. so much attached to 1t that
she never parted with penny"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
ECZEMA BROKE OUT ON BABY

When my baby was two months
old, she had eczema and rash very
badly. / noticed that her face and
body broke out very suddenly, thick,
and red as coal of fire. / did not
know what to do. The doctor ordered
CASTLE soap and powders, but they
did no good. She would scratch, as
1t itched, and she cried, and did not
sleep for more than a week. One
day / saw in the paper the advertise
ment of the Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment, so / got them and
tried them at once. My baby's face
was as cake of sores.
when / first used the Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment, / could
see a difference. In color it was red
der. continued with them. My
used the Cuticura Remedies (Soap
and Ointment) four times a day, and
in two weeks she was quite well. The
Cuticura Remedies healed her skin
perfectly, and her skin is now pretty
and fine through using them. l also
use the Cuticura Soap today, and will
continue to, for it makes lovely
skin. Every mother should use the
Cuticura Remedies. They are good
for all sores. and the Cuticura Soap
is also good for shampooing the hair.
for have tried it. I tell all my
friends how the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment cured my baby of eczema
and RASH" (Signed) Mrs Drew, 21O
w. 18th ST, New York city. Aug. rs.
1910.
Cuticura Remedies are sold through
out the world. Send to Potter Drug
& Chem. Corp, Boston, Mass, for
free booklet on the skin.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
To the Childish Mind.

Dorothy Ullman OF E. Eighty-fourth
street, is very literal young person,
To her mothers definition Of the All.
Seeing Eye she returned a question
as to the size of the eye.
Can God see everything?" she con
tinued.
Eyes, dear, he can see everything
at all tines
That afternoon Dorothy escorted her
mother down town. Before an op
tician's display she stopped. Then
Mother" she asked, pointing to the
big winking eye In the window "Is
Gods eye as big as this ?''-ClevelanG
Leader.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
FEED YOUNG GIRLS
Must Have Right Food While Growing.

Great care should be taken at the
critical period when the young girl is
Just merging into womanhood that the
diet shall contain that which is up
building and nothing harmful.
At that age the structure Is being
formed and IL formed of a healthy,
sturdy character. health and happiness
will follow; on the other hand un.
healthy cells may be built In and a
sick condition slowly supervene which
II not checked, may ripen into a
chronic condition and cause lifelong
suffering.
A young lady says:
Coffee began to have such an effect
on my stomach few years ago that
finally quit using it. 1t brought or
headaches. pains in my muscles, and
nervousness.
I tried to use tea in its stead. but
found its effects even worse than those
suffered from coffee. Then for lonf
time drank milk at my meals, but a.
last 1t palled on me. A friend came tt
the rescue with the suggestion that
try Postum.
81 did so, only to find at first, that
didn't fancy 1t. But l had heard of 81
many persons who had been benefited
by its use that persevered, and wher
had it made right-according to di
rections on the package found 4
grateful in favour and soothing an(
Strengthening to my stomach. car
find no words to express my feeling
of what owe to Postum!
in every respect it has worked {
wonderful improvement - the head
aches. nervousness. the pains in m.
side and back, all the distressing
symptoms yielded to the magic powe
of Postum. My brain seems also t,
share in the betterment of my phys
ical condition; it seems keener, NOR
alert and brighter. I am. in short, ii
better health now than for a lont
while before, and l am sure owe |
to the use Of your Postum" Mann
given by Postum Company, Battl,
Creek, Mich.
There's a reason"
Ever read the above letterR A ne-
one appears from time to time. The
are genuine, true, and full of humai
Interest.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
Not to be Made LIaht Of.

Marie Dressler is as famous for her
epigrams as she is for her generosity.
An actor at the opera houe was re-
calling yesterday one Of her Justly
famous bits of repartee.
Miss Dressler was inviting her
friends to a birthday party.
"Therell be a birthday cake, sup
poser" some one remarked.
Eyes, thereTl be a cake, never
fear" was the reply.
And candles, of course?" went on
the alleged wit.
my friend" said Miss Dressler
this is to be a birthday party not a
torchlight procession" - Rochester
Herald.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
She Had Much to Learn.

doesn't love me any more!"
Nonsense, child. What's happen
ed?"
When he came home last night he
didn't kiss me. And he kept edging
away from me whenever I'd go near
him"
Did he, indeed? My dear, he'd had
glass of beer and didn't want you
to smell it. 1t probably didn't hurt
him at all. but he was afraid of you.
Don't make any mistake, daughter
If he hadn't loved you any more, he'd
have kissed you without hesitation
You've lot to learn yet cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
SOLVES RIDDLE OF SPHINX
Archaeological Finds Statue Is Merely
seuiptured countenanee of King
Chepheren.

Boston.-Prof. George A. Reisner of
Harvard. who headed an expedition
sent to Egypt jointly by Harvard uni
versity and the Museum of Fine Arts,
declares he has solved the riddle of
the ages, the mystery of the Sphinx.
He says that he has clearly establish.
ed that the battered visage joined to
the body of lion is merely
the sculptured countenance of Cheph.
rem. builder Of the pyramid that bears
his name. who lorded 1t over Egypt
about 1850 B. c., nearly 5000 years
ago.
When Professor Reiner uncovered
the wonderful statue of Mycerinus,
from the head dress he readily dis
covered that the Sphinx was a sculr.
tured portrait of Chephren imposed ON
the body of lion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
STILL HATES WHITES
Chief Two Strike Active Though
80 Years Old.
Succeeded Chief Spotted Tail as Head
Of Rosebud Band Of Sioux In
dIans-Rules People With
an iron Hand.

Sioux Falls, S. D.-Two Strike, the
head chief OF the Rosebud Sioux In
dams, was so named on account of
killing two Pawnee braves at once
some time In his early youth. He
lives In Rosebud, s. D. He is 80 years
Of age, and until the last four or FIVE
years has enjoyed the very best or
health, but now old age has begun to
show, and the old time warrior and
chief Is getting very weak and feeble.
but he still insists on getting out In
his buggy and driving his little team
Of ponies. He is greatly feared by all
OF his people and still rules his tribe
with an iron hand, as he still believes
1t is right to kill any OF his people
that dare to disobey his commands.
and It is thought that II he dares he
would exercise his right when any Of
his people displeased him.
He has always been what is known
as bad Indian, and never was friend
ly with the whites, and he hates them
all now as much as he ever did. When
ever he is interviewed he ls surly
and seems to hold himself aioof from
the hated whites and acts as II he
is lowering himself to even talk with
them.
He has been head chief of the Rose
bud Sioux since 1880, at which time he
succeeded Chief Spotted Tail, who had
been killed by Crow Dog in a fight,
which was caused by an old family
feud of long standing.
Old Two Strike has been in all of
the Indian wars that have been in his
time. and was one of the head lead
ers in the Fort Phil Kearney massa.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02

To save and beautify the G
teeth, remove tartar and -
prevent decay. SE1
To disinfect the mouth, de- -
stroy disease germs, and Z
purify the breath. bE
To keep artificial teeth and e
bridgework clean, odorless
To remove nicotine from the tee
purify the breath after smoki
To eradicate perspiration and
odors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash know
Relieves and strengthens tired,
infiamedeyes. Heals sorethroat, v
and cuts. IS and so cts. bog, dr.,
or by mail postpaid. Sample
THE PAXTON Toll ct CO., BosYo,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02

A field of red clover
Where bumblebees tumble
And slip and turn over
And humble and grumble-
The blossoms drip sweetness
The dew is distillIng
When to all completeness
Their petals are filling.
The morning light dances
From clover to clover;
In shimmering glances
The field 1t runs over.
And sweeter and cleaner
1t seems to grow daily,
Its leaves flashing greener
And nodding all gayly.
The breeze runs above II
And zephyrs float after
To toss 1t and love It
With mystical laughter.
A field of red clover
The reddest and rarest.
And all the world over
OF pictures the fairest.
And isn't It bent in
A marvellous pity
That children are pent in
The streets OF the ethyl
Whose blame is the blunder
That no child runs over.
The scent-tangled wonder,
A field of red clover?
The blossoms are signing
For children all sunny
To come to them flying
And suck out their honey.
The city is yonder
And here the red clover?
And thus do we blunder
Things, over and over.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
Among the cannlbaIs.

I'm my most successful novel," said
Upton Sinclair, at a vegetarian ban.
Quet in New York, 81 aimed at the
public's heart and hit it, with my beef
talk, in the stomach.
II was rather like the Bangala mis-
sionary, who said:
"I failed. alas, to bring tears to
those cannibals' eyes, but at least l
made their mouths water"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
Instead Of Liquid
Antiseptics or Peroxide
100000 people last year used
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic

The new toilet germicide powder to BE-
dissolved in water as needed.
For all toilet and hygienic uses it In
better and more economical,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
Ended Il.

Eyes" said the police captain, with
shrewd twinkle in his eye, 81 re-
member Sure Thing Mike, who used
to brag SO much about the pull he had,
and who boasted that he could take
care of his whole push"
What about him?" asked the caller.
Nothing much. Only he got too gay
Ind one day went down there and
pulled the whole push"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-06-02
Cruel Hubby.
His love had grown cold.

His love had grown cold.
"Oh, Harold" she sobbed, when
you married me you said that you
loved every hair on my head"
And Harold, cruel and merciless.
pointed an accusing finger at the
switch and two rats" near the mir
ror.
Eyes" he responded. heartlessly,
''but not every hair on your bureau"
And lighting his cigar the brute
strobe off to his club