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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
flattered.

Mistah Jackson-Yo hab shane
Jest like a watahmelon.
Miss johnson (coquettishly)-Now.
Mlstah Jackson, 20 stop 70 spuffn'
70 suttingly do pay de most 'strava-
CANT compliments OBJ ANY man All
know.-Puck.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
The Reason.

ingenious Horse Dealer-Now
neres nice horse for you. sir. Ouite
young. The reason his knees are
Dent like that is because he was horn
IN stable with too low a roof -po,o
Mele.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Bio Apple Cron

berxley county. West Virginia nro.
duced 100000 barrels of annlas ,as.
year and the entire crop was sold in
tne orchard to buyers at from three ia
five dollars per barrel ~
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
A Social Function.

HAS your fashionable neighbor
done any entertaining as yet in your
honor?"
mo; and think she ought to. We
seemed to entertain her vastly as We
moved in"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Somewhat Shy.

"Gustave's letters to me an
ceedingly dull and commonplace
one fair girl.
Don't you know why?" resr1
the other.
NO"
"Gustave once served on the
In breach-of-promise case"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Whv He Ceased to Manage.

Looking for a Job. Ell? | am sur
prised to hear It. You told me the
last time ! saw you that you mad
fine situation as q manager"
"Yes, ! had. but lost 1t in foolish
way ! married the lady | had been
managing"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
A Mere Detail

one 'naughtily)-You have money.
s'r' OUT mat cannot buy birth
he tcheerfully)-Oh. yes, II can hnx
all the oerths you want IL You travs,
on Pullman.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Protection.

Stuart-Was 1t protection that en-.
abled Fergall to acquire his enormous
wealth?
McCaustic-Certainl For six years
he was q New York police captain
The Club.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Hiohly IMAGINATIVE,

"Dibble Is one OF the most imso,
tive persons | ever saw"
why do you say that?"
He can loaf in a hotel lobby
imagine he's a tourist"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Tho WORT

Doctor must insist upon Known.
~. worst about this illness of mina >
.r very well; ! should think my bill,
~ni oe about fifty dollarA"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19

rooacco was introduced into Dpr-
lano from America by Raleigh in
1885 and wheat, barley and oats ware
introduced into the United States IA
1907. ~
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Natural Inference

Can any OF you tell me where h.
gus .ne sort OF hay which is called
bight?"
Don't know. but guess 1t is at IN.
mouth OF a river"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Hard Truths.

Fond Parent-What key DO
think suits my daughters voice !
Cruel Teacher-My dear M
your daughters voice is SO Ia
should suggest a skeleton key.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Good Advice.

Mother. may go out to rowr'
Yes. my darling daughter
But II the boat rockers going to 70
Don't go near the water"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Some Of Thar

Ieacner-Now then, Willie. can w,
en me what the national color, pro7
Wiliie-Yessum; black, white snd
long green. anu
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Hobbied.

Mrs. Styles-So. you see. my q
are tied. l can do nothing.
Mr.. Styles-Too bad. dear. you
to be hobbled at both ends!-Yos|
Statesman.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
Ono Execution.

ra-ii yon want to learn anything
Always begin at the bottom.
herueT-fou ought to teach sw,m.
ming, pa! '"in
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19

Mr.. Jones-I thought you said
were going to Mrs. Bricks FIVE cd
this afternoon? It's after five nov
Mrs. Jones-There's no hurry /
five o'clock tea isn't likely to be n
before seven. She's got the ri
used to have
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19

excellent for cleaning this plant. The
scale and aphis are it's chief enemies.
Some plants are slow in attaining
blooming size, yet when this is once
reached they are faithful each year.
The humming bird and rat-tail are
notable for exceptions, blooming nice.
ly when from a few months 10 a year
old.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19
The Only Way.

You can send a boy to college,
You can furnish him with chlA
But you've got to set a limit
II you wish to make him thlnk
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19

Patient-What shall l take to re
move the redness Of my nose?
DoctOr-Take nothing, particularly
between meals!
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1911-09-19

He who nnds he has somethih*
AND goes and whispers 1t down.
- not so apt to collar the dol.'
Al told who climbs = tree and nov
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

more than he can chew right away
hen get to the top Of the division II
he doesn't take on too much weight.
n have an idea. though. that he's go
ing to be a lot heavier. and u he grows
into a middleweight he'll be a cham
pion."
Richie took Ad wolgast's place In
the ring against Freddie Welsh. and
while he lost the decision to the clever
foreigner, Richie had him In q bad
way several times during the mill.
Hurrylng from Packey Netherlands
camp on short notice. Richie was
handicapped by the result OF his trip
and during the first few rounds he was
F., wary OF the Briton. but later opened
up, Welshs speed ana cleverness gave
him the honors up to the eleventh.
! when Richie woke up and put over
some telling smashes. From then on
until the nineteenth Welsh had the bet :
| ter of the milling. when the San Fran
cisco boy again came to life and stag
gered Welsh with telling punches.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

one of the most familiar questions
asked by personally cbnducted"' tour
lists visiting Egypt and the great pyra-
mid built by Cheops Is Il wonder how
much II cost to build itg' A building
contractor with a head for figures and
building estimates has estimated that
the Cheops pyramid could not be du-
plicated today for less than one hun
bred million dollars. with modern ma
chinery and the employment OF 10000
stonecutters. haulers. auarrymen. ma
sons and laborers a duplicate OF the
pyramid could be erected In two years.
II has been calculated that the work
really required the services OF 100 900
men for thirty years. The Cheops
pyramid occupies a space OF IL "a acres
and Is 7i6 feet high and contains 49,
$4,000 cubic yards OF stone and gran
lite. The material alone represents an
item OF $36,0O0.OO0. while the labor
would increase this amount by So, 000.-
900. To this must be added $1,000 900
for tools, transportation and similar
items The pyramid Is built on solid
rock $50 feet deep. aud to build foun-
dalton OF this character would add To
the cost to the extent of making the
total OF 100000. 900.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
Deciding FOOTBALL GAME
At KAMEHAMEHA. TOMORROW

The third and deciding football game
between the Reliance and Boys Of
| Eleven teams. at Kamehameha. will be
lpinyed tomorrow. Founders Day. and
excitement between the rival factions
/ Is at fever heat. Every student. from
| the youngest to the oldest, Is par
tisan. and with little to choose be-
, tween the two teams. there Is plenty
Of room for argument and speculation.
Captain George Manoha of the boys
of Eleven is seriously III and will not
DE seen In the final game Wednesday
against Reliance. He has an attack OF
appendicitis and Is now In the school
hospital.
Juniors Win Out.
The Reliance junior team turned the
table on the Boys of Eleven scrub team
, on the Kamehameha field last Satur-
day afternoon, when they outplayed
their opponents, winning by the score
OF IL to ..
The Boys OF Eleven showed lack OF
headwork during the game, most of the
players being overconfdent The Re
lance juniors, light as they were.
smashed through their opponents line
easily.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
SOLDIER king
in The right
As Champion Marathon Run.
ner He Cannot Be Forced to
Defend Title So Soon.

s. ]. Woodward, the fast long dis
lance runner from the cruiser Colo
RADIO, and Soldier King. marathon
champion Of Hawaii, can't seem to get
together on the conditions of their
proposed match race.
Woodward insists on going the full
marathon route, and says he would
prefer to make II even further King
says he's just run one marathon in
which he beat Woodward, and that he
doesn't think he should he called on
to repeat so soon. Besides. he IL OF the
opinion that n iO-mile event would be
u better drawing card
King IL right In both contentious.
Woodward had his chance at King
over the full distance a week ago. and
the fact that the former was out of
condition ~ neither here nor there. IL
II regrettahie. hut II does not give
Woodward the shadow of n right To
claim the marathon championship of
the Islands should King not care to run
|again at once.
The race which King won was billed
IA an Island marathon championship
months before the Pacific fleet entered
port. a winner IL entitled to rest on
his laurels for "a reasonable length of
time. more especially when the chal-
lenger was defeated In the event which
brought the holder victory.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
F JOHNSON HAS
RETIRED WHO is
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP?

Since the willy Jack Johnson an
nounced his retirement from the
ring. In all probability with the hope
that some one would be Induced
thereby to challenge him, talk OF a
new champion Is beginning to be
heard. Johnson Is taken at his word
and. Is being left out OF the discus
sion. Joe Jeanette and Sam Lang
ford have all along been looked upon
rs the next In line for the title. and
Jeanette has not been slow to adj
init his ability to hl' the position.
At the present time he Is cut with
a challenge to any man In the world
to fight for the title. Sam Langford
IL preferred. but as he Is now In
Australia In search Of some easy
money, Jeanette VIII have to look
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
BARRY MAY NOT
GET THE GROUNDS

There Is apt to be something doing
when Manager Barry OF the Pacific
fleets shore schedule tries to get the
Moiliili grounds for ball games after
Saturday next, The Hawaiian Assoc
citation Football League has an agree
ment with the Rapid Transit company
for the use of the park every Saturday
during the soccer season, and while
there Is no game scheduled for next
Saturday. and no reason why the track
meet should not come or. the same
does not apply to the other dates made
by Barry,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
Matching FLEET TEAMS
like A Chinese PUZZLE
E. S. Barry After Many Attempts, Finally Hits On Schedule
Which Seems Satisfactory to Al-Good Card Of Foot
Races and Baseball Games

r. s. Barry. who has been arranging
and rearranging the ball games and
athletic events for the fleet teams, Is
lust beginning to see daylight ahead,
and believes that his steenth and last
schedule will stick, Sergeant Barry IL
some organizer, but the footbaliers,
basebalIcrs, runners and crackers of
the five cruisers proved too much for
him. Just as surely as he would sit
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

H. NJ. Ayres, who can write
about a walking match and then
go out and show how the heel
and toe game should be played.
has hooked up with Nigel
jackson over the mile distance.
The race is to come Off In con-
nection with the fleet meet at
Moiliili next Saturday.
Ayres took first place In the
annual Kalakaua event last
Sunday. with Jackson second.
The latter claims that he was
seized with cramps near the fin
ish and had to slow up. Ayres
says he's perfectly willing to
give Jackson his chance. and so
the match Is on. and "a good one
II should prove
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

The first touchdown was made In
the second quarter. ID. Hipa crossing
the line on trick play through Gen.
ter. He kicked the goal. making the
score 60. 1t was IN the third quarter
that X. Hipa landed ON a fumbled ball
and ran fifteen yards for the second
touchdown. ID. Hipa failed to kick the
goal. and the game ended Ito. D.
The final game will be played Friday
morning on the new field. , l.ra
Cross Country Run.
A cross country run win be held Mt
the school some time this week. The
date has not been finally set. but II
locks as though the race would take
place Friday afternoon. The event Is
open to all students, and among those
already entered are some of the star
long distance men OF the school. q.
Benjamin and J. Amos are entered
from the Junior class Frank Kalani
IL another runner from the seventh
grade who should make good show
ing In the coming event.
The students of the kamehameha
Schools win go to the mausoleum to-
morrow morning to attend the exer-
cises held In honor OF Mrs. Bernice
Psuahi Bishop. NJ.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
Persian
Nerve Essence

These wonderful little tablets contain no
like magic. The bright eve. The slas,ic ., 49,
the clear and active brain, the courage and
strength and comfort they impart are noted
almost from the frs, day they are taken.
One box OF Persian Nerve Essence
VIII do a great deal OF good, the full
coui3e treatment of six boxes are guar
anteed to make permanent cure or the
money will be refunded.
n, The Proprietors. The Brown Export Co..
es.91 Liberty ST.. New York. N. Y. u. s. A.
earnestly asks every sufferer TO give Persian
Nerve Essence coed fair TRIAL az fhs,r s,si.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

Antoine Kaoo. the ''waiaiua Horse" as
an added starter.
First and second prizes viii be
awarded In the fve-mile and winner
will take all in the mile.
Sunday, December "a.
Baseball, double -hender--All Hawaii
VS.. Colorado: Barry's Beauts vs.. Yves,
virginia.
Saturday, December 30.
Baseball---Maryland w. California
Colorado w. West Virginia.
Sunday, December 81.
Baseball--All-Haw vs.. West Vir-
ginia: Barry's Beauts w. Colorado.
1880 u. m.-Fifteen- mile marathon
race. open to all Corners.
Tuesday, January 2.
s p. m.-Thirteen baseball players
from each cruiser and two local teams
viii be entertained at IA turkey dinner
and dance at the Young Hotel
Runners wishing to enter the one
and five-mile events are requested Il
forward their names and addresses t.
Edgar $. Barry, 1924 Fort street, not
later than Friday. December 22. En-
tries for the marathon close Deem
Der 30.
All the games and athletic events or
the above schedule will be held at the
old bali grounds at Moiliili. not at Ath-
IA, l.. H., ,.l, Lei,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

A denial that they have any interest
In the land In question was filed In
the Circuit Court yesterday by Mr..
and Mrs. Holi In the case of the Kane
ohe Rice Mill Company against Ed
ward Malaihi HOli (k) ct al. The
husband and wife are named as de-
PENDANTS and ask for their costs In
the matter.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
FOOTBALL RULES
SURE TO Be
CHANGED
Yale Will Lead Eastern Col.
leges in CIamor for Some.
thing to Help Attack.

That football will be revised be-
fore another season begins seems
certain. Almost everyone fees that
something must be d)ne u strength
en- the attack. Yale Is likely to be
one Of the leaders in the movement
for revision. as the men from New
Haven undoubtedly feel that their
team this year should have been a
winner over Princeton under any
code which gave the attack half a
chance.
When the new rules were made
the theory was that the forward pass
was to be the factor which would
enable teams to advance the ball.
At the present time there can be no
question that the iciw I'd pass Is al
most n negligible quantity. In few
games this season has the uumber
OF passes attempted been as high Us
Fix. for the most part the play ha,
worked against the team attempting
II.
Old Football Is Best.
The old theory OF football was
that good attack was the best de-
Tense. To play the game safe now II
Is advisable to let your opponents
keep the BALL There Is more chance
Tor team to score when the ball IA
In the possession of Its enemies than
when II holds the ball itself. Take
the games which Princeton Slayei
against Yale and Harvard and Har-
wards game with Dartmouth. The
eight points scored by PRINCETON
against Harvard were all made while
the ball was In Harvards possession.
The six points made by the Tigers
against Yale were made when the
lall was In possession Of the New
Haven men. The Ave points made
by Harvard against Dartmouth were
scored while Dartmouth had the ball.
Harvard earned a touchdown against
Princeton ana Dartmouth earned a
Acid goal against Harvard. This
makes the total for the defending
team II to 3. Eh
Four Downs Favored.
The change most frequently sug-
sested and which seems most logical
Is the four downs for ten yards Idea
which Tom Chevlln IL vigorously
booming. Under the present rules a
team has three downs to make 10
yards, but except when near the
goal line II is usually inad visable far
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

There will be meeting OF the Ex-
ecutive Committee of the Civic Fed
Grafton Of Honolulu at the Public Ser
vice Association rooms at p. M,
Wednesday. Dec. go. 1911.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

Wanted: Fifty more decorated
autOs for the Floral Parade. Get In
line for the biggest carnival Of all.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19

The Floral Parade adyertlses HO.
nOlulu. II pays to advertise
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-19
The Bulletins Page of Sports
WALKERS MATCHED.

o Q o 0 $3.50 o o o Q
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-04-09

about as follows: In the Salt ana
Verde watershed. "a inches. ella
watershed. 40 inches. Aqua Fria and
Hassay ampa watershed. % inches.
Little Colorado watershed. SIS inches.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-04-09
DAN TANK, PATRIOT
BY P. c. Macfarlane.

Copyright, 1909. by the Pearson Pub
fishing Company.
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Population Center Shifts.

The centre of population OF the
United States is four and one-quarter
miles south OF Unionville, Monroe
county, Ind, according to a census
bureau announcement. Since 1900,
when II was six miles southeast OF
Columbus, Ind, IL has moved thirty
one miles westward and seven tenths
OF a mile nOrthward. The westward
movement was more than twice that
OF the 1S90-1900 decade. This accele.
ration Of the westward movement is
attributed by census officials TO the
growth OF the Pacific and Southwest t.
ern states.
The geographical center OF the
United States Is In northern Kansas,
So that the center OF population there.
fore is about $50 miles east of it.
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