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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
LITTLE Boobies PA

a AS cuzzin Emeline calm for TO
- VI see us last mite, she is vary
lAH thin & tall Pa toald me she
looked like a thin space He
sed the printers wud understand what
he meant
Ma toald Pa that she was glad her
cuzzin had cain, bekaus her cuzzin
was a pOet-ess You Wuddeut think
deer Emeline was pOet-ess TO look
at her Wud you, deer, sed Ma to Pa
she looks hungry enuff to be one, sed
Pa Have a lttel lunch on the house,
En- Go as far as you like. We have
plenty Of cOald ham In the ice-bOE-
Aly soul does not crave for cold ham,
5ed Mas cuzz1n- am thinker, a
follower Of the new sSOOl Of thought
Cold ham is a thing apart she tOald
Pa 1t goes good with fresh bred &
sum light beer, though, sed Pa ate
sum OF it myself & haven't had the
collie since. Tie into il. En-
Husband, sed Ma I wish you wudnt
call yure wife's cuzzin En- the first
time that you have ever saw her.
She dosent mind II call her En-, do
YOU En-? sed Pa
mind nothing. sed Mas cuzzin.
am one Of the new skOol, the skoOl
Wich teeches us to luv others as our
sells. That is fine, sed Pa, I wish
cud maik my butcher believe that
He has been after me sumthing feerce
laitly. I am beginning to think that
he does not like me. sed Pa.
But butchers are not bit like poets.
sed Mas cuZZiu Emily. Butchers Cud
newer understand a thing like this,
for instens this butiful New Thought
poem witch have Jest wrote
Darkness is nothing, deer, tonight to
me,
The glow worms Of my heart all glow
for thee
7 cud not love thee mOar, OF tenderer,
If to me sou was a sur-renderEr-
Isent that PERFECTLY dear2 sed Ma
Yes, sed Pa, It wud be perfecHly dear at
half the price. Why dOant you rite
sum thing RELY good. En-, sed Pa. il you
must rite verses2 Why dOant you rite
sumthing like this
Merrily We hop along, hop along, hop
along.
OF course. Pa sed, you wuddent have
to put much hop into It, but the point
maik Is that the only verse worth
riteinE nowadays IS the verse that
maizs us git smoker heere & thsra-
Be that as IT may, sir. sed Mas cuZ-
Yin Emeline, be that as it may. 7 shall
always insist that the only true poet
that ever lived IS that CRATE tragic /
poet Ethelbert Einstein7 the CRATE
Russian, witch rOte;
The knout. the knOUt. the awful knOut I
I got eleven stripes about
& than YOU bet I wanted out.
Then Pa began for 20 yawn & rub
his eyes. He asked Ma 81 he cuddent
go out & git sum stuff at the deli
Catessen stOar e. Ma shook her he'd
I do not wish TO eet. sed Mas cuzzin. ]
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18

paper weights filled with seasheus. or
paper knives cut from the doorsiu OF
George Washington's birthplace. or a
spun glass vase, made while we
They viii have their ears filled with
stories or things that never happened
their Illustrations stretched to the
breaking point by descriptions Of the
Llsh that got away, and their ewes
dlmmed through trying to tell Sue
from Jack In kodak picture and
bungalow from a Jersey COW.
The Quid Pro Quo.
And in addition to this fall and
winter Of rhapsOdies over souvenirs
and kodak pictures so faint they look
like G. snapshot OF so much bacteria.
the friend who stayed In town is ex-
pected TO be thankful for a door
weight brought from Bunker Hill or
match safe made by a Navajo
squaW, or something else that means
so much more TO dust, given in return
for watering the geranium or taking
the bulldog In as a member Of the
The saddest season Of the year" is
SO called because II is the beginning
or this annual recital. which cOntin-
ues with rare lucid intervals TIL
spring If those who stayed at home
wish to avert this dire happening, now
is the time to rebel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
WILD RIDE SAVES CHILD
OF YOUNG KRUTTSCHWT

san Antonio, Tex, Sept. ia Wild
zoo mile train race from AguascaHentes.
Mex, To San Antonio. saved the life Of
Barbara, the IA months old daughter Of
Julius Kruttschnitt, IT,, son Of julius
Kruttschnitt, director Of operation and
maintenance of the Hartman lines.
Young Kruttschnitt is identified with
the Guggenheim interests. The baby
took ill with pneumonia and physicians
advised that to save her life she be taken
TO q lower altitude. a special train was
chartered md made the 200 miles IN PC
hours actual travel Physicians say the
chances favor Barbara's recovery.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
VAN HORN SCHOOL, Is
MAKING coon PROcREes


Van Horn, Tex, Sept 1S.-The second
week Of school has closed and the chill
dren all seem delighted with their
teachers and have taken uD their
studies with renewed energy
suck Bounds has a residence under
construction.
The Groves Lumber companv's Dau
lumber yard is almost completed
Mrs Hlil, Of FL PasO. has been down
LOT lhe past week assisting in organic
ing an eastern Star in Van Horn They
nave now Y members enrolled.
Miss Woodleigh, OF PecOs has taken
ID Il5 A4nQergarten work and has a
8Ir. and 9lrA A "A. Cox are in Ell
Misses KaEte and Lena Cox and Miss
Lillian Han have returned from the
Hughling house party.
MISS Pearl WoOdleigh, Miss Garraud
Breeding, Joe PrOOne and r. B. FIOvd
were among the people of Van Horn.
who took in the fair at PecOs.
Miss Bette Lightfoot who has been
residing at Toyah, is expected home
J. H. Daughtery has been in Fort
W 0rIn on business for the past week
James A. Espy is in Ell PasO
Mrs D. b. Jackson has taken her son
Frank to FL Paso for trea tment. Thev
VIII probably be away two weeks
Fred Va olflen has bought out the
livery stable Of Alfred Clayton and has
taken charge
D. H. Snyder Of Colorado civ fs
In town buying a few steers.
ole McCarry has been in town several
days this week transacting business.
under Two Flags" viii be ure-
scented soon in this city by home talent
players for the benefit Of the cemetery
association The play viii be directed
by Mrs. B. Mullane, assisted by Mrs.
Lee Prude.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
Dorothy Dix Ask. s ?. .' :. p: Any Of
the PferOus That Ezae Your Family and Your

II you have bags, do you set them
out In the aisle. where everybody viii
them?
ties you as If you owned the carr
In going up the subway steps, or in
any narrow place, where there are a
hundred hurrying people behind you
trying to make train, do you zig-zag
lelsurely along, apparently trying to
get in everybOdy's way?
In a crowded theater aisle DO YOU
stop TO exchange fervent greetings
with an old friend, and ask 100 fool
questions, while you block the way
for all Of the audience that is behind
you?
When you go TO the theater, do you
talk so that nobody within six feet Of
you can heard a word that is said on
the stage2
Do you explain the plot Of the play
20 your companion, under the apparent
impression that he or she is too idiotic
10 comprehend II herself or h1mSelf9
Between the acts. do you relate in a
loud voice how much better you have
seen the play done in London or Paris?
At the opera, do you hum along with
the orchestra so that those near YOU
can only hear your asinIne bray in
stead OF CarusO or Mary Garden that
they have paid 'steen dollars to hear2
In shops. dc you make poor, tired
sales girls pull down things you've
got no idea on earth Of bUying2
And, If you are behind the counter.
do you treat every woman who hasn't
got on diamonds and seals6in and isn't
buying $40 silk stockings as II she
were such a worm Of the dust that she
wasn't worth your condescending no
tice2
If you do any-Or all-Of these
things, have pity upon those who must
associate and live with you and Quit
EN-. There's no time for reforming
like the present
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18

% feel better when I had taken only
one bottle of Compound. but kept on
IS Twas afraid to stop too soon. Mrs
SADIE MULLEN, 2728 n. B. St., FL
wood Ind
Why viii women take chances with
an operation or drag out a sickly,
lalf-heaTted existence. missing three
iourths Of the joy of living. when they
ean ind health in Lydia 3. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound?
For thirty years it has been the
standard remedy for female ills. and
las cured thousands Of women who
nave been troubled with such all
ments as displacements. Inflammation.
liberation, ibrOid tumOrs. irregulari-
hes, periodic pains, backache, indiges-
lion, and nervous prOstratiOn.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound viii help YOU.
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn.
Mass, for advice. Your letter
VIII be absolutely confidential.
and the advice free
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
MANY DELEGATES EXPECTED
TO CONVENTION AT VAUGHN

Vaughn, n. NJ, Sept. 18.-The FL Paso
& Southwestern, and Santa Fe railroads
have granted rate of a fare and one
fifth to the Democratic county conven-
ton to be held here Oct. u. The people
of Vaughn expect at least $50 delegates
and candidates to be here on that date.
D. D. Clark, proprietor of the Office
Bar saloon has disposed of one half in
terest in the place TO L. NJ Casaus. for
merlv of Santa Rosa.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
STEPS TAKEN TO
PREVENT DISORDER

Kiev, Russia. Sept 18-Minister Of
finance kOkOvsOff who has assumed
the duties Of the premier tempora riIvc
has issued stringent commands re~ar5'
ing the prompt suppression Of disturb
ances. A Cossack regiment is protect
ing the Jewish quarters.
When BOgroff attempted the life Of
H. Stolypin, the one revolver bnUef
that entered the body first struck the
cruclflN which the premier always
wears, and thus lost much Of IFS fo1-cs
H. Stolypin's condition is said to ba
satisfactory. 70
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18

bic Compound /
was sick three
months and could
not walk. I SUI
fered all the time.
The doctors said I
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for I could
hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and dow my
right leg. I began
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
COUNTRY Is IN FINE
SEApE sATs sENAT0R .VEaTE-

Austin. Tex. Sept 1S-Never were
conditions brighter, declared former
state senator John ". VeaIe. OF Ana
rillo. who was here en- some business
with the state departments, IN the
entire Panhandle country
ar Veale said that the wheat crop
is fine and the prospects are that
there viii be a heavy yield. There
was a sufficiency OF rain TO make a
good crop. He said that cattle are
fat and in excellent shape and the
cattlemen are receiving a good price
for their beef cattle.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
THREE MEN AND A WOMAN
rE anEED NTH aMrNr

Denver. Colo, Sept. 1S-Wanted fer
alleged sWindliug of a Leadvills resi-
dent out OF $3.50, three men and a Wo-.
man are the objects OF a search iEstf-
tuted by the Denver police at the re-
quest of sheriff H Schrader. Of Lead
vile. who arrived IN Denver today.
The police Of other cities and towns
have been notified and furnished with
a description Of the quartet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

Wen one loves. one seldom cares TO
eet I guess you are rite. sed Pa, wen
one loves one seldom has the Io0ss
change to eeL
Oh, oh, sed Mas CuZzin, now can you
say anything lite about luv. LuT IS. TO
me, like a butifuI rainstorm
Sure, sed Pa, crate FOR the farmers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
BIATHILL MAN KILLED BY
GRAVEL BANK OAVING IN

Aayhill, n. NJ. Sept I9-Word has
been received here that Village Robin
son was killed by a cave in at a dam
on the Lower Felix Mllage formerly
lived here and was the sole support Of
his widowed mother. gravel bank
feu on him
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
BOY SCOUTS FOR
OS-APLE PARADE

tary institute. has been drilling the boy
scouts at the Y H. C.. A. and expects
to have them in fine shape for the
Cs-Aple parade. 1t IS expected that
there win be "a scouts in the parade.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
WOMAN
ESCAPES
OPERATION
WasCured byLydiaE.Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

ElWOOd, Ind" Your remedies have
cured me and I have only taken six
bottles of lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegeta-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
NINE SUPERINTENDENT
EnTrNn gUrnn NJ

HOLND sEtOL To DEATH
Ptttsburg, Pa. Sept 1S.-David
Steen, a mine superintendent and pay
master, was found shot TO death in the
road leading out from Carnegie. about
y miles from here this afternoon. The
highWayman obtained more than $4,000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18
4 SeasOnabIe Rebellion

The Summer StayatHOmes Should Ready Repe the Old
Vacation
By FRANCES L GARSTDE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-18

DO YOU
In public
Sit in a street car with your legs
crossed and your feet sticking out I'm
the aisle where they will rub off on
everybody's clOthes2
DO you sprawl over as much space
as possible in a crowded car?
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13

Republican state senators are evi-
IDENTIFY OF the opinion that It is Just
as well to stay out Of the senate
chanBer as to enter and then be
licked out.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
BAgMgHE 0R.
KIDNEY MISERY
. Few Doses Regulate Your.
Kidneys and End Uri-
nary Trouble.

The reai treseherx and dancer
kidney tronbls IS because The
symptoms always zen In 9th
parts Of the body before anything
wrong noticed With the kidney
themselves.
moment you suspect any KID
ney, bladder d urinary disorder, Or
feel dull, constant Backacle or the
urine IS thick cloudy or offensive or
full OF Sediment Irregular OF passage
o. attended by a scalding sensation,
begin taking Pape's Diuretic as di-
rected, with the knowledge that there
is no other medicine, at any price,
made anywhere else IN the world,
which Is so harmless OF VIII efEect so
thorough and prompt a cure.
Put an end to kidney trouble while
It is only trouble-betore 1t develops
into Dropsy, Gravel Diabetes or
Bright's Disease.
Pape's Diuretie acts directly upon
the Kidneys bladder and urinary sys-
tenn; cleanse he49s and regs.ates
these dfsaa. duet ana glands and
completes the cure within a few days.
Falns in the back. sides or lolns,
rheumatic tWingesg facilitating hsATr
ache, nervousness, dizziness, NAa5s
Stomach, prostatiG trouble, lsleep;ssE
ness, infamed or ppFEg eyelids, weass
ness. worn5ont feeling and many
other symptoms caused BY clogged,
inactive kidneys promptly vanish.
Frequent, painful and uncomfortable
urinatton due to weak or irritable
bladder is overcome.
Your physician. pharmacist, banker
or any mercantile agency will vouch
for the responsibility Of Pape, Thomp-
son & Pape, of Cincinnati, who pre-
pare Pape's DiuTetic-50 cent treat
ment-sold by every druggist in the
world.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
Local Gang Routed.

The Elk nent's Charleston sarib.
bier seems greatly worried over
what he terms Republican machine
politicians, but the Exponent itself
has something far more serious con
fronting 1T as indicated by its own
editorials. All is not well with 1t in
the senatorial contest there seems
to he a stronger Democratic machine
ITS own right now and the
prospect of Its own gangs coming
out at the short end has aroused it
TO an Indignation against wEet prom
Uses to he The dominant ring OF its
party that knows no bounds. Just
listen to the wallble Of the mouta2
piece Of the gang bosses here as
follows in speaking of the people of
West Virginia:
They ARE certainly deserving of
more consideration than they seem
at present to be getting at ths
hands OF the would-be bosses and
managers who are gathered at
Charleston, engaged in a life and
death struggle over the two senator
ships, which they apparently have
the temerity to regard as mere
prizes that belong TO them. : Prizes,
in the shape of public Office, that are
to be doled out to the m set of
politicians who can succeed in outs
m%aneuvering another set of poll
ticians and ~scheners.e
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
SHRVER RAISED
the Second Vice Presiden-
cy of the Baltimore "
a, and Ohio.

BALTIMORE, Md, jan 18 Joe
NJ. shriver has been elected second
vice president Of the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad Company thus filling
the executive position which had
been vacant since the relinquishs
ment of Its duty by Hugh Il Bond,
JrJ general counsel OF the company.
Mr.. shriver's promotion to he{sec-
'odd vice presidency IS maae~cfesay
at onee,h he being in charge of the ac-
counting department, and he Is to
perform such other duties as may
be ASSIGNED him by the president or
board directors.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
MANUAL
the West Virginia Board.
of Trade Soon to Be
Issued.

Thereport Of the sixth annual con
Nyention Of the West Virginia Board
of Trade, which was held at Par
ksrsoaFg N9gsPPsF and e last
tsl eUpees@ 70 be within a$few
days. It will contain los pages Of
Observation-Disclosures the pFoe ss
Of Interstate, The articles consti-
tutinB This report were all prepared
by prominent men Of the state. men
OF wide experience in the subjects
treated and who are in position to
secure the latet and most accurate
Information. The articles treat Of
agriculture, labor, industry Iegtsta-
tion and other matters.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
FIRST SHOW
Poultry in Barbour Coun-
ty is to Be Held at
Belington.

.#H akaRE.
Next Tuesday at Belington the first
annual exhibition OF the Barbour
County Poultry Association will open.
Prizes and premiums Of a high nature
have been offered for the first show
Of the new assoctatioqsapd a big ex-
hibitions is~ lookedSfer Prizes Id all
the CLASSES IRE oRs ID with special
premiums in very large numbers.
The catalogue of the coming exhibi-
ton which has been sent out over the
state is a handsome affair we'll got
ten up and is attracting much atten-
home and placed in the McCord home
county will have a fine show next
week.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
'DEEDS FILED
In the Office OF the Clerk Of
the County to Be
Recorded.

Thomas W. Fleming to A. S. Flem-
ing, ~ ofS171B Of OH and liz of gas,
so acres, Clay district.
Same to. samei-1-2 of-1-l6 of oil and
1=2 of gas, 40 acres, Clay district.
Harvey F. Smith to Chariot Mayer,
l lot. Salem.
Davis-Hornor Company to Charles
Little, / lot Grasselli.
Capitol Land Company to Perry G.
Smith. l lot, Northyiew.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13

The Democratic party is on trial.
seems to be a favorite expression
with those who strike at some of the
senatorial candidates without the
courage to name the men they are
trying to assail.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13

Frank Hedrick, the we'll Known
horseman Of jamestown, o., who
has raced on local tracks, is a visitor
in the city.
Pierce Johnson, of Monessen, Pa,
is in the city a few days on business.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13

Seheme
nppinafe United
States b ed nIai
being suddenly and extensively agi-
itated ny 4 organization styling 1T
sell the Postal Progress League.
THE scheme IS perfectly practical
bile, declares the League in a cir
cular tas received BY the Telegram;
taRd II " the oaly practical scheme.
by which the voters OF the country
can secure the election OF senators
pledged to their Interests at the press
ent1 crisis The casting Of the votes
the final registration OF the popular
verdict ny the different state legisla-
tures-couid be easily accomplished
long before the 4th OF March when
the senators elected take their Of
fee.P
Assuredly, this registration would
have to be accomplished long before
that time in view of the fact that
public elections which decide, by
p!pular vote or the election OF state
delegates, the question in the pre-
ged8Rg November.
The circular further states:
The cost OF the individual voter
would, be 12c: &c for the postage,
1Oc for the egistfatfoa Of the letter
mailed to the secretary OF his state
government, containing the name,
address and business of his sena-
candidate and OF himself. The
cost of the count by the proper legis-
.Iatiye committees would be provided
for In the salaries of the legisla-
tors"
The people already pay the cost of
selecting their senators, so why add
to 1T? Why not, If it is deemed nee
essary. reform the method for which
the taxpayers already foot the bill?
This cost feature, Small even as it
is, VIII. not be received, with popular
acclaim my the people. However,
this is not the most serious objection
to the sehemes Voting by mail for
the nomination Of a federal sena-
viii permit tie qnsergpnlous spoli-
tielan to pad Ehe ballot box to such
extent that the result will no
more be an expression Of the will OF
the people than some of the gro
.tesqne-andsIudicrous counon cleo
tions on the same subjects that
were ~condd6ted rby newspapers tu'
Ptttgburg, New York City and else
where. And, besides tending to
simplify elections the scheme will
only make them more complex and
add to the cost Of campaigning
which latter. feature now excludes
many poof p1 worthy men troEd2
candidates, even With
cleaner elections and fewer Of them.
The intentions Of the Postal Prog
ress League are good but its scheme
is weak and will not work.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
GBTARBH GOES
So Docs Sore Throat, Bronchitis
lae. aCrdim and Aahtbma.3

&iGiI 4of T7T-m afr51
You can eaasiilS tell by reading the
symptoms Below. whether YOU halh
.cetarrh or not.
Offensive breath, ftequeht sneezlns
discharge from the nose, stoppdge OF
the nose htskness OF tho voice, tidk-
ling in throat dropping nthroat, a
cough, pain in Chest, 1bss OF Strength,
variaiSFe appetite!asp asms Of coughing,
low spirited atftiIhes, raising Of mu-
,eous, diaeuity ih1breathing, loss Of VIZ
tai force h s719ttps 7d5 }a .
Weilsi &tlHaymaRer Co. has "a sen.
sBble remedy. lmoney back If it faiIs)
for gcstgrh,s Faiiedr HYQMtT (pro7
noqneea 9fght-ds nSl which is a
vapdrseh aiirs so haasebtik, that when
1t is breathed over the infamed and
germ-infested membrane, it kills all
germ life, giveslrrref in two minutes,
and cures eatafFrh. aE
The price, including hard rubber
pocket inhaler, Is only s1.O0. The in
haler will last a lifetime. so that
should you need q second bottle of
HYoME1, you can get it for so cents.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13
An Evening Ischo.

P~eeyishness covers with its dark
fog even the most distant horizon.
RlcHTER.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-13

hegs pF heprcmoteEs know nothn
Tie experiment Viii lei WEtghed'
With there are dor
many people Who are firmly cons
yiueed that the sum Of American IN
dependence and progress ssnot today
entirely swallowed VI ~ me
.ciaf interest that tie eucroach
ments 81 Organized capital have been
ana ye can Be restrained by process
law; aud that there hope oi Dol
Iiti salvation where such Is
mithout the necessity 81 a
poage STAMP reYolat9s