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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Hitchcock's economy is like walking
to save car fare and buying a package
Of peanuts along the way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

There is so much highway talk tina
people will begin to think we are regu
lar highwaymen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Three inches Of Park Trammel 1:
pompadour-the rest of him is said t
be real man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Every crank turner does not own ar
automobile for he may be freezing the
cream for wiley.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

II Diaz left seventy-two million in
the Mexican treasury no wonder he
| left with reluctance.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Music has been called a life saver
but that was before the day of the
graphophone and the electric piano.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

What has become of the Pensacola
Automobile Association?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Harry Floyd says he would run for
= congress-if given five thousand dol
e lars. Who wouldn't?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

The sailor boys feel like they are at
home when they get back to Pensacol
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

The birds sing sweeter on Sundays.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Pensacola's hospitality is the real
kind.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

Back to the farm movement hath
lost its charm, at least until fodder
pullin' time is over.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-18

W. S. REEVE.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
North Easton

Miss Elvira Ward received beauti.
full gold watch and chain as remem-
berence of her birthday presented by
her uncle James Shannon of Holly.
Mrs. John Peterson called on Mrs.
Charity Powers and Mrs. Levi Kriclx
Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. Abbie Parmerter accom- panied
by her son, Bert left for Ann Arbor
Thursday morning where she expects
TO undergo an operation on one of her
eyes.
Mrs. Martin Hile was a Wednesday
dinner guest at Mr.. and Mrs. Levi
X rick.
Mrs. l.. Krck was the guest of Mrs.
George Colt Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. Anna Selleck and Mrs. Phebe
Hile were callers at Mrs. Charity Pow
els Sunday.
Miss Neva Holcomb was the guest of
friends in Ionia Friday night.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Bartonville

Virgil Gardner and family from Fair.
plains were Sunday guests at Newton
Douglas.
Earl Norton and wife vent TO Chicago
last Saturday for a visit with friends.
Miss duElla Adds of Howard City
spent last Tuesday night and Wednes.
day with her cousin, Miss Lucie Rich.
mond. She was accompanied by her
mother, Mrs. Freeman Adds.
Misses Chloea, Ruby and Agnes
Douglas spent Sunday with their par.
ents.
Mrs. Calvin Snyder and daughter,
Gala of Oakfield spent last Wednesday
and Thursday with her sister, Mrs. j.
L.. Snyder.
Mrs. Peter Kohn returned home
from Petoslley last week.
Miss Roth from Lowell is working
for Mrs. Henry Blasen.
Ward Partridge of Rockford, spent
last Thursday and Friday nights at NJ.
j. Richmonds.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

Mrs. Rose Cowan who has been stay.
ing with Mrs. &. l.. Beardslees return
ed TO her home in Greenville, Saturday.
Mrs. Heff'ron is visiting her daughter
Mrs. Stella Lalley in Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. M. Brown spent
Sunday at Levi Turtles in Bedding.
Mrs. Emma and Mrs. AL Weter spent
Thursday at q. Il. Beardslees.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Loring of neal
Greenville took dinner with Mr.. and
Mrs. +. Rasmussen.
The Ladies Aid will hold cap social
with Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Rasmussen
Friday evening, November 10. Every
body invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leland Godfrey spent
Sunday at Ray McArthurs.
Clyde Tower and Ward Partridge
spent Wednesday at II. A. Longstreets.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Keene Center

Mr.. and Mrs. Rob Brock and daugh-
ter Evelyn attended the funeral OF Mrs.
Brooks aunt, Mrs. Chris Layer in
South Lowell, last week Tuesday.
Word received from Ed Trask in Des
Moines, Iowa, says they are delighted
with their new location and are all
feeling fine.
Mrs. Jesse Knee and baby daughter
Evelyn, were guests of Keene relatives
and friends for week.
Mrs. Robert Brock gave a family
dinner last Sunday, those attending
were Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Cox and
son Frances of Ionia, Mr.. and Mrs.
George Hazel and family OF South
Lowell, Martin Cox, son Will, and
two sisters of Lowell.
Grange meets this Friday night.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Alton-Moseley

Cold and windy weather with rain
is bad for potato digging.
Market in Moseley was SO cents for
clean stock potatoes two days last week.
Mr.. Bakers horse was mired in a
ditch last Friday.
Hi Converse and wife OF Keene visit
ed at Day Condon's, Sunday.
Frank Condor has moved into +. L..
Keech's Alton store building.
Wild Geese were flying over in large
focks, Monday. 1t denotes colder
weather.
Mrs. w. ID. Howe (nee Ella Weelsl
OF Bowman, North Dakota, Mrs. p.
McCauley and Mrs. Mary Byrnes OF
Grattan visited Mrs. George Written
OF Moseley, Monday.
Mr.. Vandusen entertained Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles See of CharleyoiX, Tues
day.
A silver wedding surprise was given
Mr.. and Mrs. q. Il. Francisco, Tuesday
evening.
Frank Biggs is still quite sick with
rheumatism since coming home from
Dakota some weeks ago.
John Murphy had $40 bushels OF
potatoes from seven and one half acres
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
STOMACH TROUBLES
Cured BY vinol-Here is Proof

Cured BY Vinol-Here is Proof
Seymour, Ind.-'T was troubled with
a chronic stomach trouble. and five
weeks ago 1t got so bad had to give
up work. had tried various medi-
cines without relief, and was finally
induced to try Vinol. After taking the
first bottle was greatly benefited.
Am now on the third bottle and ready
to resume work. Am rapidly gaining
In weight and strength" Edw. Me
man.
1t is the curative medicinal ele-
ments Of the Gods livers, combined
with the strengthening properties OF
tonic iron contained In Vinol which
makes 1t so successful in restoring
perfect digestion and at the same
time 1t builds up the tired, over
worked and rundown system.
Try bottle of Vinol with the un-
Outstanding that your money will be
returned II It does not help you.
III. j. Council, Druggist, Bedding, Mich
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Oakfield

Congratulations TO Mr.. and Mrs
Lous Slingerland.
Miss Ella Green of Greenyille has
been spending a week with Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Bowman.
Clyde Reynolds and family OF Green
Vile visited his parents, Saturday and
Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Carpenter OF Grand
Rapids attended the funeral OF Ernest
Fuller last Sunday, who died oil
typhoid fever after an illness OF forty
two days.
Myron Potter moved from his farm
TO Rockford, Saturday. Mr.. Potter is
in very poor health.
Fred Becker died at the home OF his
mother, Mrs. l.. b. Slawson, Friday,
OF consumption. Funeral Sunday,
Mrs. Mooriel of Grand Rapids OFF,
ciated.
Ward Partridge, wife and daughters
of Rockford were visitors at Miles Bow
mans, Sunday.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
FREE IF 1T FAILS
Your Money Back If You are not
Satisfied with the Medicine
We Recommend

We are so positive that our remedy
will permanently relieve costipation,
matter how chronic it may be, that we
offer TO furnish the medicine at our
expense should il fail TO produce salts
factory results.
1t is worse than useless TO attempt TO
cure constipation with cathartic drugs.
Laxatives or cathartic do much harm.
They cause a reaction, irritate, and
weaken the bowels and tend to make
constipation more chronic. Besides,
their use becomes habit that is danger
GUS.
Constipation is caused by weakness
of the nerves and muscles OF the large
intestine or descending colon. To ex-
pect permanent relief you must there
fore tone up and strengthen these
organs and restore them TO healthier
activity.
We want you To try Rexall Orderlies
on our recommendation. They are
exceedingly pleasant TO take, being
eaten like candy, and are ideal for
childen, delicate persons, and old folks,
as well as for the robust. They act
directly on the nerves and muscles OF
the bowels. They apparently have a
neutral action on other associate organs
or glands. They do not purge, cause
excessive looseness, nor create any
inconvenience whatever. They may
be taken at any time, day OF night.
They will positively relieve chronic or
habitual constipation, II not of surgical
variety, and the myriads of associate or
dependent chronic ailments, II taken
with regularity for a reasonable length
of time. IL tablets, 10 cents; 20 tablets,
% cents; so tablets, 80 cents. Sold in
Rochester only at our store-The Rex
all Store. Connell's Drug Store.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Vergennes Station

Farmers of this vicinity are busy
hauling their produce TO market.
Miss Myrtle Carlston of Sparta, after
a two weeks vacation, returned TO
resume her school duties.
The new warehouse is rapidly pro-
crossing.
Mrs. Ii. Jakeway of Grand Rapids
called on relatives here one day last
week.
Frank Biggs is seriously ill with
rheumatism.
Horace Jakeway of Fosterville, Wis.,,
died at his home October oath. He
was we'll known here having lived here
several years.
Mrs. A. Staufrer of Ohio visited rel
atives here recently.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Saved Many From Death

w. L.-Mock, of Mock, Ark, believes
he has saved many lives in his 20 years
of experience in the drug business.
"What always like TO do" he writes,
sis TO recommend DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for weak, sore lungs, hard colds,
hoarseness, obstinate coughs, la grippe,
Group, asthma or other bronchial alice
ton, for feel sure that number OF
my neighbors are live and well to-day
because they took my advice To use IL.
i honestly believe its the best throat
and lung medicine that s made" Easy
TO prove he's right. Get trail bottle
free, or regular soc or Sl.0O bottle.
Guaranteed by Connell's Drug Store.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
CAUSES MUCH DISEASE
Advice About Stomach Troubles and
How to Relieve Them

Advice About Stomach Troubles and
How to Relieve Them
Do not neglect indigestion which
may lead TO all sorts of ills and compll-
cations. An eminent physician once
said that ninty-five per cent of all the
ills of the human body have their origin
i'm disordered stomach.
Our experience with Rexall Dyspep-
STA Tablets lead US TO believe them to be
among the most dependable remedies
known for the relief Of indigestion and
chronic dyspepsia. Their ingredients
are soothing and healing TO the infiam-
ed membranes Of the stomach. They
are rich in pepsin, one of the greatest
digestive aids known TO medicine. The
relief they afford is very prompt Their
use with persistency and regularity for
a short time tends to bring about a
cessation Of the pains caused by stomach
disorders.
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets help TO
insure healthy appetite, 10 aid digestion,
and thus promote nutrition. AS evil
dence of our sincere faith i'm Rexall
Dyspepsia Tablets, we ask you to try
them at our risk. II they do not give
you entire satisfaction, we will return
you the money you paid us for them,
without question or formality. They
come i'm three sizes, prices rs cents, 90
cents, and sl.00. Remember, you can
obtain them only at our store-The
Rexall Store. Connell's Drug Store.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Card of Thanks

We wish TO express our heartfelt
thanks to the many kind friends and
neighbors, for their help and sympathy
during our sad bereavement, also the
the Cleaners, Ashley l.. A. s., Otisco
l.. A. s. and other friends for the
beautiful floral offerings
Ralph w. Hall
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Barber
Mr.. and Mrs. @. A. Hall
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

The next l.. A. 5. social will be held
the third Thursday evening in Novem-
Der at the Cleaner hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Taylor spent Sun
day at L. Beardsley's.
George Brown and wife and Waller
Fiske and family enjoyed Sunday al
Fred Deitz's
Gerald Mehney visited his father,
Ed Mehney in Detroit, Sunday.
Joe Morse has been confined TO his
home by sickness the last few days.
Frank Moon transacted business in
Ionia, Friday.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
A Household Medicine

That stops coughs quickly and cures
colds is toley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. Mrs. Anna Pelzer, 2526 Jeffer-
son ST., So. Omaha, Neb., says: 81
can recommend Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound rs sure cure for coughs
and colds. 1T cured my daughter of a
bad cold and my neighbor, Mrs. Benson
cured herself and her whole family with
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound.
Everyone In our neighborhood speaks
highly OF it. "-Wortley X French.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

There is little danger from cold or
from an attack of the grip except when
followed by pneumonia, and this never
happens when Chamberliain's Cough
Remedy is used. This remedy has won
its great reputation and extensive sale
by its remarkable cures of colds and
grip and can be relied upon with i'm.
plicit confidence. For sale by All Deal
ers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

The s. S. has purchased new stove
so the church will be comfortably
warm and good attendance is desired.
Clemence Mehney is at home again
after working some time for Ase Jake
way.
Archie Grey began work in one Of
the Bedding factories, Monday.
b. j. Storey and family spent Sun
day in Bedding.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

j. +. Parker, 202l No. 10th ST., TT.
Smith Ark, says that he had taken
many kinds OF kidney medicine, but
did not get any better until he took
Foley Kidney Pills. No matter how
long you have had kidney trouble, you
will find quick and permanent benefit
by the use Of Foley Kidney Pills.
Start taking them now. Wortley Il
French.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Coughing At Night

Means loss of sleep which is bad for
everyone. Foley's Honey and Tar COM
pound stops the cough at once, relieves
the tickling and dryness I'm the throat
and heals the infiamed membranes.
Prevents cold developing into bron-
chitis or pneumonia. Keep always In
the house. Refuse substitutes.-Wort
ley Il French.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

~ do not believe there is any other
medicine so gopd for whooping cough
as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
writes Mrs. Francis Turpin, Junction
City, Ore. This remedy IL also unsur-
passed for colds and Group. For sale
by All Dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

Chamberlrin's Stomach and Liver
Tablets do not sicken or grippe, and
may be taken with perfect salty by the
most delicate woman or youngest
child. The old and feeble will also find
them a most suitable remedy for aiding
and strengthening their weakened di-
gestion and for regulating the bowels.
For sale by All Dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
Backache, Headache, Nervousness

and rheumatism, both in men and
women, mean kidney trouble. DO not
allow il to progress beyond the reach of
medicine but stop il promptly with
Foley Kidney Pills. They regulate the
action of the urinary organs. Tonic in
action, quick in results.-W orthley d
French.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

al am pleased TO recommed Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy as the bsst
thing know of and safest remedy for
coughs, colds and bronchial trouble, !"
writes Mrs. l.. b. Arnold of Denver,
Colo. ave have used it repeatedly
and il has never failed TO give relief =
For Sale by All Dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

Peter Vandenbrock has rented his
farm and the family are moving in
from the Mathewson farm East OF
Lowell.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
A New Industry

The Newport Express remarks that
ty law at the last session of the leg
islature has led to the establishment
of a new industry in Vermont the
breeding of hedgehogs. las soon as
the law went into effect" says the
Montpelier Argus, 1.-TWO Groton natur-
alists gave up logging to enter the EN-
ploy of the state, and from last ac.
counts they were doing so well that
they were planning to buy an automo-
bile this summer. Hedgehogs with
enormous appetites have been so plen-
tiful at Groton pond that the cottag-
ers have had TO take their boats in
nights or they would be gnawed in
to shavings before morning The
state auditor will not get returns on
hedgehogs from town clerks until
July /.
The Newport Express remards that
il said so all the time. I'VE prophes-
led in the beginning" says the New
port Cassandra, that the passing of
the hedgehog law would open up
new industry and the above simply
proves we were correct. Neither will
it deplete the hedgehogs in one sense
even though it may deplete the treas
ury of the state. Hedgehogs are good
breeders and those hunters indulging
in the industry know just where to
draw the line. Let the good work go
on. burlington News.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
Head 1t OIL

1T seems to have been conclusive
ly established that the articles by w.
s. Rossiter, on the 'Retrogression of
Vermont, were inspired by malice
and the papers that used them paid
him space rates for the service. That
is all, as The Free Press well says,
that need be said in reply to his
alleged facts and figures. The papers
that printed the stuff were the worst
sold of anyone. '-Vergennes Enter
prise.
The Messenger does not understand
that it has been conclusively proved
that the article was inspired by NAL
ice" That is a pretty serious charge
to make. This paper believes Mr..
Rossiter has drawn altogether erron-
eous conclusions from some of his
figures and has contributed toward
the spreading of an evil report about
Vermont throughout the land. But 1t
cannot for the life of 1t understand
what could actuate any human being
to do it out of malice. Little Yer
mont has no enemies that owe her i'll
will, although she may suffer through
the irresponsible chatter of gossips,
or the misdirected efforts of misguid-
ed publicists.
Moreover, the Messenger cannot
agree that It is sufficient answer to
Mr.. Rossiter's article to treat 1t with
silent contempt as maliciously lnspir-
ed. Such policy will not help to
correct the mistaken conclusions
about Vermont conditions that mean
while are becoming fixed in the popu-
lar mind all over tue country Even
If his article were an ont and out lie
without shadow of fact or foundation,
the public at large might not, proDa.
bly, would not, know 1t but woul
take his sensational revelations for
the truth. Nobody will contend that
il would help Vermont any under
such circumstances to sit back in
sulk and say, ITS all wrong and
know it, but / don't think It's worth
while trying to follow up a lie
Let's be sensible. A lie about us
we'll believed a mistaken Judgment
about us we'll received. does just as
much damage to our reputation as
If it were the truth. in either case it
is only the part of prudence TO coun-
teract evil report with plain state
ment Of the truth as promptly and as
as we can. We may be
sure now. as ever, that lie viii trav-
ell around the world before the truth
can get its boots or. st. Adams Mes
senger
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06

In the selection of Warwick S. Car
penter of Woodford to prepare the lit
erary matter for the publicity move
ment authorized by the recent legisla-
ture, Secretary of State Guy w. Bal
ley has apparently made wise choice.
Mr.. Carpenter has written extensively
during the past few years for publ
ctaions that have made a feature of
the great outdoor crusade that is
sweeping the entire country. He is
an enthusiast in the work, a man who
has gained his impressions of the
Vermont mountains from personal
contact in all kinds of weather and
who knows from his own experiences
what life in the open will do for the
predisposed to that affection which
has become the object of worldwide
With the first hand infor-
nation at his command he should be
able to make a pronounced impress
sion upon the jewellers in the crowd
ed communities of other states and
depict not only the beauties and adj
vantages of Vermont as place of
residence but also convey the
conviction that the Green Mountain
state is a good commonwealth in
which to abide the whole year round.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
The sesaui Centennial.

Thanks to the enterprising Ben
nington Banner, Bennington will eel
citrate this year the 150th anniversary
of the settlement of that town Few
towns in the State have more to eel
citrate and very much important Yer
mont history has been made within
the limits of the township. 1t would
have been a pity to have permitted an
anniversary of so much importance to
pass unobserved. The observance in
dicates spirit Of progressiveness, an
appreciation of the fitness of things,
and a municipal pride in the past
which is a promise of good things in
the future The Journal does not
hesitate to predict that Bennington
will organize a most excellent celebra-
ton and that its people will feel amp
ly repaid for all the time and labor
and money that they invest in it,
Montpelier Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
FRANK E. HOWE, Editor and pub'r

A Brattleboro enthusiast, William
c. Horton, reports the appearance
near his home of a flock of evening
grosbeaks, one OF the rarest species
to visit the United States. The birds
habitat is the far Northwest and 1t
seldom crosses the northern border
of this country except in midwinter.
In view of the weather with which
we have been afflicted OF late it is
not to be wondered that even the wild
creatures have come to the conclu-
sion that the climate of Alaska has
been moved into New England.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
Getting Tobacco Smoke Out Of the
Draneries

Many women who do not in the least
object TO the odor of fresh cigar or
even cigarette smoke about the house
find the stale after odor that hangs in
draperies and furnishings intolerable
The window Of a room where smokers
sit should always be dropped an inch
or two from the top, for the light
smoke rises and is sucked out through
this aperture. When the room has
become permeated with the smoke
from several cigars or cigarettes close
it up tightly and place on the floor
large tub Of cold water In which float
bits OF straw pulled from broom.
The straw and water for some reason
absorb all the stale odor, and when the
windows are thrown open next morn
ing the air of the room will be fresh
and pure.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
The Love Of Money May Be

an evil, but the need of 1t is hard
ship when ability to earn has passed.
Nothing more comfortable than an
annuity of certain amount each year
paying annually or oftener as long
as you live. National Life Insurance
Company of Vermont. (Mutual.)
Earle S. Kinsley, General Agent,
Mead Building, Rutland, Vt.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
Outclassed CompIetalv.

Brother Yockey-What does yo' think
Of de new evangelist, sab?
Deacon Windiddy-He's a pow'ful
smaht man, sab; mo- ee-special In de
matter O. pra'. wy, right along, he
axes for things dat po' old Pahson
Bagster didn't even know de Lawd
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
JUSTICE E. A. SPENCER DEAD
Supreme Court Head succumbs to q
General Breakdown
May 1, 1911.

Gloversville, N. Y, May 6.-Su-
preme Court Justice Edgar A. Speni
Ger of the Fourth Judicial district of
New York state died at his home yes
terday following a general breakdown.
The funeral will be held here Sunday
afternoon.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-05-06
An ln,nnrtant Gnaat

''Thnt banquet tonight can't get along
without me-"
"You have a pretty good opinion Of
yourself. Billed for a speech"
"Oh, no! was invited to Iisten."-
Washington Herald.