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The evening world., 1911-09-04

bachelors In Bermuda2" asked Mr.. Jarr.
Why. she's married."
That's the reason she's having such a
good time replied Mrs. Jarr. you re-
member how Jack Silver was afraid
OF a single girl. as though h were a
scorpion? But with Il and pretty
married women-oh. dear mo. how gal
liant he was!'
And do you mean 20 tell me that
after being at Sulphur Springs tho
boss's fair young wife. MIA Mudr1dge
that was. went to Bermuda for n month
and when she gets back to New York
she Ia going 10 tho A~dirondacks9"
well, you don't suppose Clara Mud
ridge married that old dodo OF a boss
of yours and isn't going 20 spend his
money and nave a good time, do your
asked Mrs Jarr with some asperty.
The evening world., 1911-09-04
Memoirs of a C0mmuter
BY Barton Wood Currie

ytrht 1911 By 1ns Prss PuNaMAus a, rs Nkv Yms World,

lining o.. che New Xorf woridl.
Not according to the time table, I
replied. 1T ought to DO pufiinG into
the station now"
Erasmus Boggs laughed. a hollow dis
NAL laugh. ana he witked one hollow
dismal eye.
Another wreck" ne said. IA HJ~
drangea Manor. Just over my beat.
Eighth and ne rubbed his hands.
When he saw that ! did not Join In
his enthusiasm he changed the subject
by Offering ms . flower for my BUTTON
hole.
do you IKE gray carnat1onsr' he
asked as ne thrust tho flower into my
buttonhole. They are all the a g now
for dog funerals" he bubbled on.
Dog funerals" I exclaimed.
Yes, dog funerals" he said. Had
three yesterday. The Dogwood Terra CO
Love Your Pets League. you know. In
sists hat all pets shall be c~eremonious-
ly inferred In the dog cemetery down by
tho river. Possibly Mrs. Riddle be-
longs"
mo-" ] snapped, land, what's more.
she wont"
iHtl you nave NJ .Uets, no 5o'u' pal
pably disappointed.
mot yet" I growled.
"Ah"' he laughed. zone on ths way,
Then Mrs. Riddle will Join, Otherwise
she cannot get a license, The women
here control all that sort OF thing, You
see. II is very unhealthful here for dogs
They die OF very fast"
Ills lips were wide apart and hi.
teeth cleaning, They die of poison
mostly" he whispered, and the league
Is devotirg all Its energies TO find tn,
polsoner. Unless you join the leagu'
you are suspected. Do you love dogs
Mr.. Riddle?" he concluded ~unctuously
Some kinds" | replied. 'Prcferabl!
vicious dogs" and | walked on, cu"sn,
Erasmus Boggs, for he had made n
forget eleven OF a list of thirty-sevei
articles | was to bring homo that eve
,ying'
(To Be Cont!nusdl
The evening world., 1911-09-04
Letters From the PEOPLE

elevator cresps upward sixty feet or
then stops. There IL q CHASTITY
pause, broken by commutoriai profan-
lily. Then. slowly the car descends 10
the bottom. Tho doors are opened ana
about half a ton OF passengers are
dumped out to tighten tho car % Il can
make the trip without getting stuck mid
way again. Nice for train chasers TO
be delayed this way. eh. what7 Fine
service for a great corporation! Fix II,
Pennsylvania.
wHrrsoN NOBLE JR.
White Lake.
Rag-Tims Clocks.
To the Editor Of The Evening World
out from m Office ! hurry. bound
for South Ferry, This office clock says
perhaps bS +. NJ. l glance at tho City
Hail clock a minute later. II registers
500, u'm making record time,) A min
ute later a street clock registers 6.0l.
And IN tho next nve seconds ! sec q
clock that says $40. d'm losing time.
Next. the clock on ST, Paurs Church
treasures ne by registering only sos
\ little farther dow Broadway another
clock tells me It Is still sos. Our publ,
and semi-publlc clocks seem sot by rag
time, They always make mi afraid II
reach my destination. some day, befor,
| start out. EDITH *.
~" Transfers
To the Editor ot Ihe Evening World:
In reply to Daily Commuter about L
transfers. | wish to say a person tak!n
a Ninth avenue Il" train can 90 4
South Ferry and go around the platforr
until he gets OF the east side u tn
station and can there take a Secon
or Third avenue train, a person ca
get OF n sixth avenue train and do IN
same. 4 person can come downtow
on n Second or Third avenue train
South Ferry and walk around the pla'
form until he IS on the west side Of Il
station and take a Sixth or Ninth ave
nue. train. o. W, *,
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She might spend the money and yet
have a good time with her husband"
said Mr.. Jar.
Tie should be thankful no has q hand
some young wife n BE- proud that she
wears her fine CLOTHES mt tswelry with
distinction and u greatly admired
wherever she goes" said Mn. Jar. '
"well, II she had married Jack Silver
she wouldn't run around that way"
she wouldn't van to. mayos," said
Mrs. Jarr. ''But that's always the way.
Your employer was crazy to marry her
At trst sight and - he'll havs to DO
az she says"
Then there IL suoh . thing ~ being
an old mans darling and there Is also
such . thing ~ bong . young mans
slave2' asked Nj. Jar.
Mrs. Jarr gave Mm . look a. though
The evening world., 1911-09-04
Copyright. 1911, by Tns Prsss Pu,
Erasmus BoggS and
The Love. YoUr-PetS LEAGUE.

i=-iAVLN0 cast defiance into the
teeth OF that h~iEhbinding
Dogwood Terrace Board of
UAA Trade ! Joined tho bundle
- hustlers' brigade and learned
to fetch and carry with both hands and
teeth. Passing through the little lane
OF shops on tho way TO the station | no.
ticed that tho naughty tradesmen gave
mo the pariah lamp, Some OF them
sven spoke aloud to their clerks, saying:
'who Is that communicating person
with all the bundles7"
And the clerks would reply mo
chanically:
II think he Is one OF those plain
clothes messenger boys"
one Of all tho shop keepers In Dog
wood Terrace held aloof from the
Board OF Trade. or else was excluded
by that aristocratic scorpion. T~heophilus
Var SICKLE, and he was Erasmus
Boggs, whose sign bore the classic
legend, ELITE EMBALMER."
This man Boggs was tho only under
taker OF my experience who wore plaid
vests and II smile. II that smile was
any barometer OF passing events In
WOOL Terrace the uthlh rate must
have been 90O per cent. higher than o,
Leo Squirm alleged--the only case in
his felonious real estate career when
he was on the other side OF the exag-
geration.
Someway a smile looks ont OF place
on the countenance of an undertaken
md every time | passed that elite en-
balming emporium ! sought to avoid
looking at II, But Boggs wasn't to be
avoided, lie was bent on making m
acquaiutance and showing me that there
was AT least one tradesman in Dog
wood Terrace who would like to la,
claim to my patronage, lie caught M
unawares one morning and ! stopped.
Fine, bright day, Mr.. Riddle he said
i see you are sagy tog your usAn-"
The evening world., 1911-09-04

W ~
N the Editor Of The Evening World
Would some kind reader who IL a
chauffeur advise a young man OF TWEEN
ty-one to take up the same profession?
And what are the chances. &C.. IN ~
] think that this would interest many
readers. SAMUEL d c.
Ice Cream and salt,
To the Editor Of The Evening World
Four correspondent. M. M" asks
whether In freezing Ice cream salt is
used ito better freeze the cream or
TO preserve TIE ice and make It last
longer" 1t does both. Salt has the
peculiar property OF lowering tho melt
ing point OF ice. thus making II colder.
And since the art OF making ice cream
IS simply a process OF equalizing the
temperature OF the tee and cream 1,
follows hat TIE colder the ice the
quicker the required result, and this
quicker the result the less the amount
Of ice needed. IT, d. HRSCH.
A Rhythmic Riddle.
To the Editor ID The Evening World;
The following riddle has been submit,
ted to me, For my part ] succumb e
Il and in turn pass It to your readers
II came unto an apple tree.
And applec were upon Il.
/ took no apples on
And ] left no apples on It."
A, B, c.
Slow Tunnel Elevators,
To the Editor Of The Evening World
Thousands OF passengers are whiske,
across under the North River in
s~plendidly run car service from IN
Terminal Building. etc. to the Penn
s~ylvanla Railroad station in Jersey City
There the passengers are transported
the upper world OF the train shed by
set OF elevators that seem TO me a dis
grace. They would be laughable for
cheap ive-story house. ! think. The
are g%rievously slow. both in startin
and in speed. and are orlckerjack trai
~s'sgs' Every now ana then a fun
The evening world., 1911-09-04
BREAD AND ROSES.

is the m~othcring element
in the world" writes a woman
suffrage magazinist in elucidation
Of what votes for women will
mean, "and her vote will go
toward helping forward the time
when life's Bread, which is home,
shelter and security, and the
Roses Of life-music, education,
nature and books-shall be the
heritage of every child that is
born in the country in the gov
eminent of which she has a voice"
The evening world., 1911-09-04

Smith. She's been
having a glorious
time In Bermuda.
Tho place IN full
OF II bache-
lors. She hates 20
come home. she
says. but The has
promised TO go to
Camp ~snydesyds'
in tho ~Adirondacks
for September. 30
she'll b in on
Wednesday. She
says we must b
SURE to meet
The evening world., 1911-09-04

{ How : CaI a TiE EVENING WORLD MAY MANToN FASHION,
}BIREA AL, Lexington svenpo and Twenty third street. or send by
" Email to NAY MANToN PATTERN CO. LIZ H.. Twenty third street
rh.se IMPoRrANT-wrte ym address plainly and always
{spsctfy size wanted Ado I've en- for etter postage n IN q
}rns'.rn, ynrrY
The evening world., 1911-09-04
The May Manton Fashions

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with yodke hat y eat
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The evening world., 1911-09-04

AVLN0 cast defiance into the
teeth OF that hiEhbinding
Dogwood Terrace Board OF
Trade ! Joined tho bundle
hustlers' brigade and learned
The evening world., 1911-09-04

Copyright 1911. BY The Pre-. ruhhnns Co The Nw YA w~A
No. 27. Sheridan's SCHOO O SCANDAL"
,,NNY7riEN al old bachelor marries . young wife, uowosd 81 t~o
~"kVVA Teaie, she deserves-no-the crime carries he Vm4mm0
A with I'll II is six months since Lady TAzle made ~ a. -
NAM piest OF men-and I have ben the most miserable SR dno(
The evening world., 1911-09-04
Copyright. 1911. BY Ms Pres PubliSinS 90.
the New York World,
BY Roy l.. McCardell.

SS1 We gotten q letter from Clara
Mudridge." said Mrs. Jarr. 'or,
rather. ] should say. Mrs. Jabez
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
SHOW PICTURES OF
THE YAKIMA VALLEY
w. w. Sawyer and o. N. Marsol-
las Are to Lecture in the Mid
die Western States

w. w. Sawyer and o. N. Marsolias
have started from the Yakima valley
for the middle west carrying with
them a stereopticon and two hundred
slides portraying orchard and other
scenes of the Yakima valley. Both
men are thoroughly posted with re-
gard to the Yakima valley ana they
intend carrying an a propaganda with
reference to it by means Of the slides
and the lectures they will deliver.
They will start in at Montana and
will work their way as far eastward
as the Mississippi river. Their photo
graphic plates for the stereopticon
covers the entire valley but are made
with especial reference to the Kenn-
wick Highlands country and the
Grandview and Sunnyside sections Of
this immediate valley.
Mr.. Sawyer, as is perhaps so we'll
known that it does not need telling
is a horticultural of the Sunnyside
country whose Grimes Golden and
Sptzenberg apples have been success
fully shown at the National Apple
shows at Spokane and Vancouver, B.
C. The interests of this valley and
its industries are in exceptionally
good hands when cared for by him
and Mr.. Marsolias.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
SPRING is SIGHTED

The weather forecast says that zero
weather is coming, so we may expect
a little touch of high life with winter
on the last lap.
But just the same, evidences of
spring are beginning to appear. In
the marshes along the river where the
tules grow high, myriads Of black
birds are swarming and the scarlet Of
the male birds is becoming apparent
Their coats have been ruffled little
through the winter, but now they look
more smooth and glossy. Other birds
which have passed the winter In
warmer chimes are returning. Here
and there a robin has been sighted,
and it will not be long before the
"v'' shaped flights of water fowl will
bediscerned winging their way to
northern waters.
Yesterday was ground hog day, and
the sun was not backward about show
ing to good advantage. If any
grounding in the Yakima valley felt
that warmth and then retired to his
hole for another six months sleep, he
is a cheap piker and ought to be
ashamed of himself.
Peculiar Is it not, that here we bask
in sunshine through an entire winter,
closed in by ranges of hills and noun
tains piled deep with snow and ice,
evidences of winter in plenty on every
hand, yet none of it in the air, until
night fall?
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08

spirits and apparatus and equipment
for field events. On the south side
of the building there will be erected
a basketball equipment and part of
the ground will be devoted to use
as an experimental garden. For these
purposes the school directors last
night voted $500 and decided, also, to
accept the offer of assistance made
by the Portia club.
Mckinley and Garfield
Names were given to the new school
buildings to be erected. That in Rich
land addition will be known as the
Mckinley school and that in Modern
addition as the Garfield school. IT
was decided further that names of
presidents will be given to all new
buildings erected in the future.
On recommendation of the teach
ers' committee the salary of Miss Prior
was raised to $1,000. Miss May Nilsen
and Miss Willibelle Scott were en-
ployed at $40 per month each and /,
was decided to use the truant officer
F. d. Dills, as janitor of the room
near the Columbia school.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
Household Hints,

To keep butter sweet in warm
weather, pack the butter in crock;
make brine strong enough to bear up
an egg and pour over it.
Some houseekepers claim that mix
lures of flour and water blend more
smoothly if fork is used instead OF
spoon.
Windows may be kept from icing
by rubbing the glass with a Sponge
dipped in alcohol.
Water in which rice is boiled, if
not all absorbed by the rice, should
be saved for adding to a cream sop
Never use, for whipping, cream
that is less than "a hours old. Be
sure that the bowl, the cream and
the whip or churn are all ice cold.
Purchase fair-sized cotton dish
mop (kind with long wooden handle)
and save the hands from grease and
CRIME. Also have one with which to
dust baseboards, thus saving time and
many backaches. Are easily washed
and can be boiled in strong soda
water when necessary.
Try greasing the bottom and sides
of dishes you are going to cook rice,
oatmeal, or hominy in. 1t saves much
time in dish washing, as such things
seldom scorch under this treatment.
Use butter or lard sparingly.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
YAkIMA'S STYLE is
LIKED BY EXPERTS
Coffin Rundstrom Company Is a
Winner in Contest With
Nations Best

Fourth prize for the entire United
States, in an advertising contest, has
been won by the n-Rundstrom
company of North Yakima, accord
ing to a letter received by J. e. For
man, advertising manager Of that
firm. The contest was under the
direction of the Grand Rapids, Mich,
club and was for the st.
Johns agency advertising trophy
First place went to the Kirkpatrick
people of Bloomington, ILL.,, and sec
ond to a st. Cloud, Mimi, house.
These were the only two prizes. First
in honorable mention went to Kroos
& Son of Chicago and second in hon
orable mention to the Coffin-Rund-
strom company. Last year the con-
test had $4,000 contestants and it Is
presumed that this year the num-
Der was much larger. Incidentally it
may be said that the ad on which
the local people secured their
triumph was one set in the Herald
office and used in this paper some
weeks ago.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
CONTEST NOTICE.

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office.
North Yakima, Washington,
January 25, 1911.
A sufficient contest affidavit hav-
ing been filed in this office by Philip
Rays, contestant, against homestead
Entry No. 6081, Serial No. O2348,
made May IL, 1908, for NEK Sec
ton 2, Township 10 NJ, Range 81 E.
w. Meridian, by George c. Bowlin,
Contestee, in which it is alleged that
George c. Bowlin has been absent
from said land and has not resided
upon the said land for more than
six months last past; that he has
not improved or cultivated said land.
Said parties are hereby notified to
appear, respond and offer evidence
touching said allegation at 10 O'Clock
a. m. on March 6, 1911, before the
Register and Receiver at the United
States Land Office in North Yakima.
washington. sIegI
The said contestants having, in a
proper affidavit, filed January 25.
1911, set forth facts which show that
after due diligence personal service
of this notice cannot be made, 1t is
hereby ordered ana directed that
such notice be given by due and
proper publication.
HARRY Y. SAINT,
Register.
Record address of entryman-
Wapato, Washington.
Feb. 1-S-1522 Mch TX.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
NACHEs CITY

Mrs. Henry Morton came to Naches
City last week.
Clarence Little and his sister Miss
Ruby spent Saturday and Sunday
with their aunt, Mrs.. s. N. Banister
of Cowiche.
Mrs. Leroy Pease died Friday morn
ing, February g. at her home near
Naches City. Funeral arrangements
have not yet been announced.
Matt Hagerty has built neat little
bungalow on his farm near this city.
Mrs. VIM. Odds, who lives south OF
Naches, and is seriously i'll, Is report
ed to be improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Ray returned
last week from California where they
have spent the past two months
Bert Marble returned this week
from a business trip to Seattle.
La Grippe is paying its respects to
most every one in the neighborhood.
Jack Dunkin is building a little
bungalow on his homestead on Mt.
Clemans.
Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Evans left here
a short time ago for Montana where
they will make their home.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
NORTHERN PACIFIC
EXHIBIT CAR DOES
GOOD WORK FOR WEST

The Washington exhibit car of the
Northern Pacific railway is attract
ing a great deal of attention in the
places it is visiting, according to in
formation received here. and the best
part of the entire story is that those
who inspect it are really interested
in the great northwest. The car was
at Hannibal, Mo-, Friday last and at
least two thousand people inspected
it. OF these ESQ signed the register
and of that number 40 manifested
an intereste and desired literature re-
garding Washington sent to them.
This" according to telegram from
A. M. Cleveland, sis an indication OF
the general condition at all points
which have been visited by the car
lately and he adds, 1.-The car is do
ing very effective work for Washing
ton"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
Larger Conveyances Noted

Among the larger deeds placed on
record Tuesday were the following:
Conveying the north half of the
south half Of the northeast quarter Of
the northeast quarter of section Il,
to Wnship 10 ncrth, range 10 east w.
NJ, for $780, Wilbur E. Northern and
wife being the grantors and D. Camp
bell the grantee.
Robert X. Schlosser, of Sunnyside,
conveyed to Albert c. Resleff, for
$4,000, 20 acres in section 81, town
ship 10 north, range 23 east w. NJ.
C. NJ Scott and wife convey to E.
B. Eddy, for $4,000, the northeast
quarter of the southeast quarter of
section 5, township north, range 20
east w. NJ.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND.
School Board Dedicates Six Lots
on Capitol Hill for Such Use
for Three Years

Six lots on Capital Hill now used
by the school directors for portable
school buildings have been dedicated
as public school playground for
three years to come. These lots.
though now occupied, will be vacated
at the close of the present school
year when the new Richland Addi-
ton school, to be erected this sum-
mer is opened for school use. The
city of North Yakima is to be asked
to assist the school directors in pre-
pairing the grounds for the uses to
which they are to be put and the
offer of assistance by the ladies of
the Portia club has been gratefully
accepted. These lots are those which
the directors were recently. by popu-
lar election, authorized to sell. The
idea of using them for public play
ground purposes was suggested by
Secretary B. F. Kumler of the board
and met with hearty response
from the board.
New Athletic Grounds
Grounds surrounding the high
school are to be fitted for use by the
students. The grounds on the north
of the building are to be converted
into an athletic field. A twelve lap
track for distance running will be
built there will be. also. a fifty yard
straightway track for the shorter
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-02-08
SITE CHOSEN FOR CITY HALL
AT Northeast Corner of North First
and A Streets Formerly Oc-
cupied by Laundry

Just five minutes before 1 o'clock
Tuesday morning, the city council ad-
Journed after a warm session in
which the concluding action was the
selection of fifty feet at the corner
of First and A streets for the city
hall site. The vote was on the ma
jority report of the special committee
on the selection of site, made by
Carver and Brown, and stood four in
favor to three against the site. Coun-
Gilman Pease was the minority mem
Der of the committee, but had no site
to report on. The vote in detail was
as follows: Ayes-Brown Shaw
Carver, Wenner. Nays-Pease. Null
Grady.
The report of the committee was
received early in the session, when
Carver and Brown reported that they
had agreed on recommending the
northeast corner of First and A
Mr.. Pease stated he must re-