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Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
Fun With ColOred Easter Eggs
Name and Address.

All real boys and girls enjoy helping to
dye the pretty eolored eggs for Easter
day and searching for them hidden IN
Easter nests around the garden: but per-
hsps few know what splendid games may
be played with them before they are finally
cast aside.
Not a party or anything arranged in
advance with fuss and feathers. but Just
good sport that can be played al any time
during the holidays, when six or eight OF
you are together and each has a colOred
egg or tWO to lend
RESERVED SEATS
A very exciting game which will remind
you OF Going to Jerusalem" il called
reserved seats" II IS a splendid laughter
medicine, and this is the way TO play il.
Have just as many chairs as there are
children playing. eight or ten Of them II
possible and arrange them back 10 back.
On one chair put a colOred humpty, leav-
ing the other seats without This lie the
reserved seat and no player may use it,
The company forms in line and some
older person plays q lively tune on the
piano, 70 which the children march. cir.
cling around the chairs. When the music
stops. which Is always suddenly. the play.
ers scramble for the seats but the one
reserved BY the egg cannot be occupied
50 that one person is sure 10 be left on,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
: 8 The Bees kf0m(e Magazine page X
The Tired Business Man
BY WALTER A SINCLAIR

IAN this fuss ah1ut Boston and Nev
YORK women having rooms where they can
enjoy a s,ucke,~ exclaimed Friend wife.
petulaniiy rs there anything thst will at
tract more attehtioh that q smoking vo-
mani -.-..
Not even q smoking volcano admitted
she Tired Business Mar Il don't see why
they get 50 excited now when lev DANES
smoke coffin. .nails. as long as they nave
been complaceut for years while TIE fish
ermen's wives have smoked herring.
OF course. users u rice powder natur-
ally get around 70 rice paper tubes eventu-
ally and Il the Boston descendants q the
stern and rock bound Pilgrims Wlsh 70 be
pHl roIIefs--oh. very velit But why should
the ladies devote their smoke house to the
little paper smsks bouquets when there are
"a many other more effective smokes to
prove that they are not too effeminste7
why doesn't. some fair society dame
wrap her hand painted features around a
black Havana panetela occasionally or pass
around q couple Of Manila cheroots for a
Philippine j can't think Of any more
pleasantly masculine sight than a fair
. debutante puffinE d brunette Puerto Rico
vesd-extra coupons today,
II that is too dainty and ladylike for
her. Jet the fair would-be smoker acquire
the pipe habit Believe me. Il is far more
vigorous and The perfume is more perva-
ding and lasting. A society woman who has
colored a naesfschaum or better stil has
smoked clay dudheen until IL Is black N
the faee, Wal not have TO say word TO
advertise the fact that she Is an advanced
female. -
OF coufse. 81 IS only natural that. as the
fair sex fs enrolled in Colorado. Il desires
10 have a few rolls Of Colorado Madura
why shouldn't lovely woman prefer per
feofns To perfection? Although. truth 10
tell she has not inclined 10 the fragrant
Havana nor the humble domestic. except
when her musical tastes cause her 10 get
the cigars Tor their bands
Il suppose tie dear creatures who take
10 smoking work up 10 smoke pufs
through the rest OF the puff family-pew-
der hair and newspaper. I doubt whether
AZ they had to choose between the smoke
ring and the solitaire, they Woula chng &c
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

over in the first place, he said, was that
so many Americans called at his offices in
Berlin. and 50 many others wrote to him
from over here. disclosing a desire TO
quit the single life and asking II he could
not help them Out-aBd accidentally supply
q title.
Chicago heiresses who have been pining
for alliances with the youth OF the Euro
pean nobility need pine no longer, accord
ing to the Inter-Oosan Their prince awaits
only an introduction. and Miss Yrma Blever
Of Vienna Il ready 70 take care OF that
small detail.
FrAuIein Blsyer knows two Austrian
princes and twenty fine looking Austrian
counts who only wait her word TO sal
for this country and carry away a bride
I'VE. in Vienna. know, said Frauleir
Bleyer. that in the United States there
are many daughters OF millionaires WHIT
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

the brand that fades in a moment but you
can't tell some female Kipling may rise
I'd blowing clouds 10 one side and the
other. and dash off something classy
about.
What is q man but a piece Of cheese7
What is a man but 1Oke2
A man IS only a man TO please.
But a ciEamarOot IS a smoke
Although some may deny that latter
assertion. nevertheless the fair ones favor
those perfumed contrivances which give
off a blast Ike a drug store fire communi-
eating 20 a barber shop. You don't catch
society dames-not even Pittsburg ones
sampHng the delights Of the stogey. q
grand old smoke. although svitchmen.
telegraph operators and copy readers pre-
fer them for eatings- And that reminds
me. il the women are going 70 wear the
harem trousies. why not outfit them with
hip pockets 10 carry plug cut chewing
tobacco in7 II the others Of the swagger,
waggle and wobble set could only see how
cute woman can look chewing plug cut
I'm sure il would start a fad
Are you advocating double code Of
ethics on cigarettesg" said Friend Wife.
..So-doubIe certificates" answered the
Tired Business Man.
] Copyrighted 1911 by n. Y. Herald Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
Way of an optimist

~Touu always find me on the sunny
side OF the street" laughed one woman
whose family Bible accredited her with
~ years. though an axe expert would have
said she was not 6 day over 30.
How do sou do AZ she vas asked
well It's q long story. but TN tel you
how I began" the woman oonfided from
lips that were as soft and fresh and scar
let as those Of q debutEnte-
-7One DAY I happened across q brief para
graph about the effect Of doisful or IN
pleasant subjects for conversational use
Then I began thinking what a disaEreeAhlr
impression Of myself I might leave with
the other person and how I dRmpened my
oWn spirits b. the recital Of GUM things
Right then and there ! began forming
a neE habit Whenever ! introduce a sub
jeet I mentaIIy look n over and select its
bright points. When come one else begins
a talk Of the DARK things 1 slowly turn
the trend Of conversation into another and
more optimistic channel
The result is 4 have grown 20 avoid IN
pleasantries. 4 never say unkind things
about my fiends and when ] meet ae-
quatntanoes eEsn for = fsE minutes leave
them With = CHEEKY thought that radiAtss
It's sunshine 70 AL Who pass that way
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
HIS Quart CUP.


I'm glad TO know that g.
Rec o.
ls starting something up.
1 see this time IN dainty
rhyme.
He sings Of his quart cup.
Out a the sink. he takes a
drink,
And finds il doth his DIX.
II faileth not 20 touch the
spot
Like high-balls or Ein-nzz.
In stEnEzs three. / do not see
Just what he's driving At
Joy nils the cup-he drink
"a Up
Is water good a. that?
Il beats the Dutch 70 drink %
much
OF Muddy Nilsson" juice.
And 10. We see q mystery
IL turns q pOet lO0sel
Right a. the sink, he takes a
Drink
Thsrs's method in his mad
uEER
Prom his quart cup he takes
a sup
That fills his heart with
ElGdnesz.
Nov whisper, boys. and make
no noise
We've surely got him fixed.
| ne son OF 8 gun-What has
he oone2
The drink he took vas
mixed. p b. II.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
Just Pay Your Money and Take Your Choice of Titles

have had every possible luxury showered
upon them since their birth, but Who long
for what has always seemed TO them un-
Attainable. namely. pride Of family and
social position. ! can give them both
Il have on my list two princes. brothers,
one 3 and the other Is years Both are
officers In the Austrian army. and their
regiment is stationed at Vienna Their
family is Of ancient lineage and they own
two castles in Bohemia Each has q for
tuns Of tS.O00OOo.
The American girls must bring them
fortunes equal 20 their own.
Another OF my clients is q Bohemian
count, 8 years old. He is Of fine family
and ancient ancestry, and is membel
Of Parliament II may interest American
girls to know he is 90 popular that womer
who attend the sessions Of the Parliament
wave their handkerchiefs when he speaKs.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

Herr DirektOr Podzus has rented offices
in New York and Is only awaiting the ar
rival Of two assistants from Berlin to
begin business. So he told the Interpreter
AZ the waldorf
Perhaps enc has not heard of Herr
pirektor POdEus. SAYS the World.
Nevertheless he says he is known
20 princes dukes. barons. and AL
other grades Of continental nobility,
many OF whom have been his clients
in seeking matrimonial alliances.
The herr direltor came over TO the United
States about two weA<s ago anf spent
three days looking about Then he an
nomced that New York was ripe for his
enterprise. that the woods bordering on
Fifth avenue and other thoroughfares were
teeming with persons anxious 10 get mar
Red. and said he was the person 70 bring
them together. What induced him 10 come
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
Chinese IriShman

Samuel Mahoneyi' cried Judge shortau
Of San Francisco. having arrived at the
fifth case on the morning calendar. As
there was no response. the Judge called the
name again somewhat impatienuy, says
the Call.
call that defendant in the hall" he
said 70 the bsiliffs While the stentorian
voice OF the baIiff was roaring down the
corridors a small. blinking Chinese stole
quietly 20 the witness chair and, with q
defeFsntiaI attitude. faced the magistrate.
what are you doing hsreT' asked Judge
shortal
Ne ale same Sam Mahonsy." said the
Chinese. Ne estchum laundlee. ~ Tent
stleet"
the Judge sternly.
Wan time me ale same Lee WonG
Ho. Some time me catchum bIisness; sabb,
bhsnsssg one man he say. sam Bshonsy
him pletty good name 10 bisness. so
/ fix UNI sign ale same sam Mahoney."
DO you mean 20 say that you have tina
name over your iOundry?' asked Judg
/ shortsn in a hnrrfned tone
'-suah. him plstty good name
The charge preferred against sam Ma
honey Vas cruelty 10 animals. and he va
/ specifically accused 81 driving a horse "a
shoes Of which we're far too small. Tn
l Importance Of the case however, Instant
vas eehpssd By the defendants startiin
| announcement that he was sam Mahoney
Are you sure your name IL no Oppen
helm or Andsrssp2"- asked Judge shor1sI
.'Oh. no. exclaimed the Chinese, screw
inE I'd his mOgth aad Erinkung his eye
No, me no Popyhine, Ne alice same sar
MAhOney"
Are you Eoing 70 leave that sign U
over your laundry al the umeg' aske
Judge Eh0FtaI-
'-suAh." answered sam Mah0nsy. noddin
his had Kim sod name TO- hliunss.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

- For Az save the palmer morning gowns
and travelling dresses short sleeves are
,r.s rtssf. -On q few Of the most elaborate
afternoon gowns the sleeves are as short
as we're most evening dresses Of the past
winter. being little more than sleeve caps
A. thi,, feature IS only seen among the
rnosf snasnuersted OF the French models
a.d rif not be followed by the vel
q esss.d American woman WHO allows go0o
fa.te 70 D. the ruling feature Of her out
III The new tbree-auarter sleeves are
barrow kiuaono shape-that Is 20 say, they
a. !. loose from 1he shoulder To finish the
.l,,.e tbere is generally band Of lace or
- "a -sbotif dice Inches wide The silirt-
vast sleeves and the sleeves in the morn
tfr .gossns are either long or shorter iength'
IL preferred.
Ng,,ssst rine de sole or N esheerest lawn
of bsttste procurable forms the yokes ana
.,onars Of al gowns and waists save those
" N transparent lace yOkes- Mario"
woke Of this very thin material Is sure
10 be bscoming and this season All colois
and yUkes must be sheer.
-Fichus OF chiffon or finest lawn are no
tlceabIe on the latest importations- they
-. The narrow fchus Of the French
yavoirtionarr aays-snau and draPed close
about the shoulders % as 20 give as mar
row a line as possible. The Martha Wash
ipgton fiehu e quite a different shape. Il
Win be ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS and pointed N
hack. covering great part Of the Nais'
instead OF simply forming a pretty trim
ming lust beneath the yoke
FitRh round wsistllnes have been adoPteC
by ala a. this style Of dress IS becomins
10 me natron as well as the miss No mat
ter ROW closely q fashion plate is copied
shs dress sail never look well II the line'
are unsuitable 10 the wearer. but IN IN
matter of the raised waistiine one nee'
have no hesitancy on this score-the styl
IS becoming 10 any figure.
The us-hn dress this year escapes IN
ground but only BY an inch or tive shor
skirts are In favor Ter matrons as VEL
a. young isdrls. The fashionable train o
the moment D. a little fishtail or reAll
bird tail. affair cut very short and narrow
Panels are seen on many Of the neWes
skirts. wren striped materials are com
bined WITH plain skirts this panel Is IRE
Qusntls-. ~ the plain material In clou
tr6czs the panel Is Of satin or Of silk.
Tor an daytime wear the smart glove
this spring are a light champagne color
These tan gloves come 10 just q sufficien
grade Of shades % make d possible 20 fin
= tone for q gown of nearly any hue sued
are generally preferred 90 Eiacs Kid, bat N
latter eertainly give lar more satisfaetor
wear
Tan shoes In low oxford last are
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
THE BUNDLE BEE.
40 ADS AT ANY PRICE
Commission.

FaI be n from as 10 enroll
ourselves among those VINO
are listed as being opposed 10
good government IN any form,
but, Al the risk Of being 50
CaualOgued, Ye Editor pro
poses 10 unburden himself OF
some certain definite thoughts
concerning recent proceedings,
here and az Lincoln
First OF al. let Us again
take a look Al that proyefo OF
solomon. which says 10 keep
your temper II you expect ~
win
Next. DO not make the still
greater mistake Of calling a
corrupJionist every man who
does not agree with you This
b. too commonly done by the
ref0rmers They insist that
each man who does not hold
90 their peculiar views h an
enemy Of righteousness.
Above AL. remember that your
opponent may be your neigh
Dor, and you didn't know any
thing bad Of him until he re-
fused 10 Join you in your
crusade
Also, remember that Omaha
is not the worst governed city
IN all the world. And finally,
pity Us in our dreadful condi-
ton. when IL requires the &C
tive cooperation OF experts
from Des Moines. Plattsmouth
and south Omaha 10 tell "a
Of what we need 20 De saved
Government by commission
Is perhaps what We need. 4
viii very hkeiy be gwen 4
trial. But II VIII be well Il ~
approach the transition IN
good humor. and not carr
over 70 the new regime ans
OF the anluosities that have
MADE the old unpopular.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
ALONG THE RIO GRANDE
Manana stfu RuleH in the
Land of the Cactus
aBd FrttOIe.

(From a staff Correspondent
AGUAS HONDO, POGO ITEM
Do, Mejico. March Especial
and Particular. This war h
getting on my nerves. II IL
ent outlook. in q month We
viii have two correspondents
in the Geld for each EoldadO
under arms, and then who can
tel what viii happen .
As IL il, the available space
for moving picture operators
Is about all taken up. and
what the late arrivals viii do
10 more than can be toretold.
General LaEuna de Arroyo,
who is In command at this
important point. complains
that his army H. worn out
frcm its marching and coun-
teF-marchinE in front OF the
camera. and that al three Of
his men demand that an eight
hour schedule be adopted, with
{ hal1-hOhday on Saturday, and
not more than fOrty-eigh ut
{ hours per week under any cir
I
IL h understood that this is
| the practice in the west,
/ where General Villareal Is
Z maintaining a closed shop. ]
am told that no one without q
I clear card. showing dues tully
I paid up, b permitted 70 bear
Z arms under General Nillareal-
I As his army has been re-
| cruitsd mostly IN and around
I Los Angeles. q may be well
Z understood that HE men are
I an reliable uni0nistE Apphca-
I tion FOR a charter from the
American Federation Of Labor
has been made. and this gives
I Willareals army q real inter
national aspect
Il have seen nothing Of the
fnsurrectos since writing YOU
last week, having BEEN thf
l guest Of General LaEuna a.
] ArrOya for several oaya =
man cane IN last night and
] reportsd that Nhe rebels Wers
eating regularly, and that a.
long a. the supply OF torullai
{ and frif0les he'd out acuv.
/ hoEtilitieE would be postponed
In grande halle 10 schen
| uled for q Eabbado noche, an,
In an toid that 81 this q nesti
vii be planned. which Wll
bring al hands Together. Wv
Ia guerra FEDho-
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
PERSONAL

Ed SiEer took a look over the
metropolis Wednesday.
Bill Huseneter was At the
banquet the other night, and
he didn't have one on either.
Old Doc Hoffman has gone
70 Old Point Comfort for a
spring vacation Old Doc Gesz
IL looking after his patient.
Chef Aldrich looked the town
over the other night, and said
he could see some improve
ment. He promises 70 help
out frequent along the same
lines.
John Kennedy Is there and
over when IL comes 70 hand
ing mixed assemblAEes- II
John had staid in congress-.
he'd have been speaker b.
this time
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
DOWN AT LINCOLN
Spring Fever sets Hon.
Gents 10 Hurry AIORB
Law Making.

lFrom a staff Correspondent
LINCOLN, March 2-(Spe-
cat b-t1eigho Looking OuI
OF the uust-covered windows
on the glorious Nebraska SKY,
nghted up by the warm sun
OF early spring, dOesn' Incline
one 10 real work. and the
members are being affected by
the real thing In the way OF
sprlng Fever. Iney know that
they can I stand iI here mUcn
longer, and that they have
been lOauug on the Job TOO
long already. So they are
pushing legislation at top
speed, feyerish 20 get into the
open once more. This Is the
only reason for the apparent
peace that prevails here now.
rney are all too busy % fight.
But, don think they haven I
got the willingness. ia bet
that more bad temper per
square inch can be found 81
the state house right now
than anywhere else on earth.
The fash may come AZ any
time. and when ID does. you u
hear from Lincoln IN a way
that Viii make the Mexican
revolution sound ike q don
tea party.
Hon. Aldnch took a hand IL
the work o. making laws this
week. By slapping a veto on a
stock yards bill He knows
what he wants when he wants
a.
Hon. Oils stiu can't under
stand Just why Il is that an
men do not think as he does,
but maybe he Hiil some day.
Hon. Placek Is a nice little
. dealer. ali night; his bin q
( tx up the legislative districts
looks as II he didn't expect
1 the people ever would change
their minds = again. But AZ
that it's better than what ~
have had - put up win IN
the past
Uptogsh all is going Ike 1,
Was greHBed Hon. Wet 4
coming 20 the front and cen
ter with his pstition. and Hon
Dry Is getting ready 70 -,
that he Il beaten That's ~
that diEturbE the holy huEl
that marks the daily doing
along the Spacious thorough
fares which are 80 busy dur
ing the state fair timeA
IKE
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

sable"
Turning to Detective sergeants Billie
Ainnehan. John Collins and Policeman
James Cullinane, Judge shortsu said. Il
viii appoint you gentlemen q committee
70 investigate this:
Ne send him hose 70 blacksmith" sad
sam Aahoney. "Catohee big shoe dis
time.
Very we'll have II done Immediately
and take of that name and VIII dismiss
the case"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

Hon Lobeck hasn't said 50
IN pubic, but he did tell q
friend be intended 70 dress the
part when he gOt % Washing
ton Remember how Dave Mer-
Ger spruced upT Cheer up
Charlie. once Dave EhoEed up
a. a Commercial club dinner
with an evening suit On. and
he vas the only one there who
vas % attired
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

when the dull days q the
summer come. some real sport
nay be had ~ AFTanging q
series e auto races between
the Farious city departments.
OF courss. the school board
Wiu b. given . handicap. and
the health department VII be
declared from competing
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
STRANGE ISN'T TTt

7 DO not Hks people Who 90
not Ike me.
For people Ike that have Peer
judgment yOu Eees
But those who say nice things
e ne j esteem
So Eraci0uE and scnsihie they
always seem
Ard Why this Is 81 am sure
don't know
/ suppose you would cal h .
cuincicenoe.
But II people I see with my
views VII AEree.
I am sure theyrs endoWN1
Win Eood HenBA a C ~
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

Prank Harrison doesn't think
much Of the legislature II
refused % vote for county op-
ton That ought 20 be N
favor 81 Prank. for II the
bin had passed. he'd have had
20 lock up another graft
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

r Z Er4ndo SAYS POnes Dc
Lea Vas wrong. there's no
spring m FLORIDA; its al the
ume EuulmEE.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

Hubby, dear. she sAid -Wonr you
spsak kind Eord 20 F1do and maze aim
va his tAng He hasn't had ia q eE-
erCiss todEy. LA
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

has Perry ever done sny thing 20 add
10 the gayety % nari1nss
Yes he tries q speak French, Ger
man and Italian when be Is in those ooun-
tries --Harper Basar
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
Spring and Summer Wearing Apparel

fashion again. For afternoon there are
brown suede pumps that are extremely
pretty and far more comfortable In warm
weather than the long popular patent
leather.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24
Taxi.

Hush nttls cabby.
Don't Fou cry
Tou'u hre q chauffeur
b and b..
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-24

Has 10 occurred 20 you that
Tor q project against which no
real opposition IL directed. q
great deal q noise Is heinE
made IN the campaign for gov
eminent b. commisEinuq
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-06-28
A GREAT DISCOVERY.

one Of the most significant natal
centenaries Of the present year vas the
Tooth anniversary Of the birth of Sir
James Young Simpson. the discoverer
OF chloroform. The occasion, how
ever. received little or no attention
outside Of medical and scientific cir
cles such is the fate Of one of the
greatest benefactors of the race. six
ty-four years ago the first public test
of chloroform was made and the first
great step was taken toward the APP
plication of really effective anes-
thetic. The day when limbs could re
amputated and other serious opera
tions performed without infection of
the frightful fortunes unavoidable be-
fore this discovery, medical science
stood erect upon its feet ready to bat
tie every disease. ailment accident and
physical misfortune which had barfled
liz heretofore.
The average person never stops TO
think what suncrings the world en-
dured before the fangs Of pain We're
drawn by the new goddess Of tender
ness. Anesthesia a deity who may well
be- hOnored as the most beneficen1 Of
the race in her chosen field of minis
try. Half dozen terrible wars have
occurred since 1S47. and their horrors
were lmmeasurably mitigated by the
discovery that robbed sword and bui-
iet II some of their sting and even
death Of some of it's bitterness.
We step into a drug store today and
bus dimes worth Of chloroform to
stop" and aching tooth. but we do moi
reflect what It meant to have leg
cut off only two generations ago with
no anesthetic 10 deaden the pain. Or
Simpson has been dead Al years and
new ancsthctics have been discovered
since. but his benefaction will be his
monument when hundred centenar-
les have been celebrated or even FOR
gotten altogether.