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The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

ston Furniss is no less enjoyable
than the novel by Harold McGrath,
pand both have that something in
their makeup that grips the interest
and holds II firmly until the last
word is spoken.
Ii happens that lieutenant Of the
regular army. lately resigned, seeks
TO play practical joke on his sister
by officiating, upon his return tom
abroad. as the family coachman. lie
borroWs livery and proceeds 70
Jump upon the box Of what he sup
poses to be the family carriage. as
the guests are leaving from the Brit
ish embassy, after a grand ball. Fate
wills. however, that he shall mount
the wrong box and that he shall kiss
the wrong girl. Miss Betty" Annes-
ley By name, with the result thai he
finds himself IN police court under
going examination and he finally ex-
tricates himself from this rather EN-
barrassing position by actually ac-
ceptirg a. place among the servants
of the Annesley family. With this
beginning "Thc Man on the BOX
developes extraordinary complica-
tions and makes its way through
three acts OF uproarions fun and en-
Iivening dialogue. The many en-
barrassing situations In which the
pseudo coachman finds himself as a
consequence Of his rash act. fur
nishes lively evenings entertain
ment. or course, in the end he is
unmasked. but wins the girl. 50 Is
well repaid for all the mental an
guish he has undergone. lnciien-
tally. he saves her father from a
contemplated act Of treason to the
government. a situation which gives
the play just the faintest touch Of
good melo-drama and makes Il all
the more enjoyable.
"The Man on the Box" will be
presented at the Academy OF Music
on Monday. Sept %. BY a special
company headed BY Mr.. Bert Leigh
III the role OF Lieutenant Warburton.
supported BY Miss Billy Long and a
good cast. A production that is COM
plets to the slightest detail Is guar
anteed.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
0sLERR|GHT;Y0UTH
SUCCEEDS ACE
Gray Hair Is First Sign Of Age.
Harmless Remedy Restores
TO Natural Color.

osier int the only man who turns
down old age. In the business world the
''yonnr man" u always the one who
picks the plums. IL Is an age Of new
thought" new talent" etc. and the
old man 8 passed by 10 the race.
One o. the first signs Of coming aEe h
the appearance of gray hairs. When you
see them. act promptly. wyeshs Sage
and Sulphur Hair Remedy VIII correct
this sign. which ~ often deceives people
into thinking that ngc Is really upon
them. II j. weil-known fact that SAGE
aud Sulphur viii darken the hair. Wy
sths Sage and Sulphur combines these
olJilmc remedies with other agents.
which remove dandruff aud promote the
growth 81 the hair.
The manufacturers Of this remedy
authorize the druggists to cell Il under
guarantee that the money win be re-
funded n Il falls 20 do exactly a. rep
reaeuisd<
This preparation y Offered 20 ihs
public at fifty cents hottie and 10
recommended and sold By ell druggista
w. N. Yearly. sperai Agent.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
Doctors Said He Would Die.
A Friends Advice Saves Life.

wish 10 speak Of the wonderful cure
that ! have received from your noted
Swamp Root, the great kidney and bl.id.
der cure. Last SUMMER | was taken
With severe pains in my back and sides.
! could not breathe without difficulty
aud was nearly Wild with tie desire
10 uritate. Was compelled TO do 50
every ten minutes with passage Of pure
blood with the urine. 4 tried an tile
different doctors from far and near, but
they said II was no use to doctor as
would die anyway. aGs at the end OF
my rope aud was so miserable with pain
and the thought that l must die that
words cannot tell how felt. One day
friend told me Of the WONDERFUL help She
had received from DIR. Kilmcr's Swamp
Root. She gave me one Of your painph-
let's which read aud determined 10 try
Swauip-Root. After taking half bottle
] feit better. Have now taken ten bottles
and am well as / ever was, thinks 10
Swanp-Root. wish 10 tell all suffering
people that have kidney. liver or bladder
trouble, that Dr. Kilmcr's Swamp Root
Is tile best medicine on the market.
All persons doubting this statement
can write 10 me aud I will answer them
directly.
Yours very truly.
CLYDE i. CAMERER,
Rosalia, Wash.
Subscribed and sworn 10 before me this
25rd day of Jaly. IgDq.
VERNE TowSR. Notary Public.
Prove What Swamp-ROo, VIII DO FOR You
Send 10 DR.. Kiimer & Co, Bingham
ton. ". Y, for a sample bottle. Il will
convince anyone. You Will also receive
q lookitt II valuable information, telling
aiiaDoatihr kidneys aud bladder. When
when writing. be sure AMI mei-
ton this paper. Regular ffty-cen,
adm one-doliar size bottles for sale
at all drug stores.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
N THE AMERICAN LEAGUE
New York and Cleveland Split

New York, Sept. 2l-New York
and Cleveland broke even on their
double-header. The visitors welded
their bats more effectively than New
rk in the first game. free hitting
affair. while Captain Chase won the
second game for his team by hitting a
home run into the centerfeld bleach
iers In the sixth with two men on
bases yicc-president Sherman wit
messed both games.
Score. FIRST game: RH.E T..
Cleveland .0l0 0s2 fO5--l2 II 8
New York .210 900 O33-- . 10 8
Blanding. Kaler and Easterly; War
hop. Vaughn, Quinn and Blair.
Sc Ond game: R.H T..
Cleveland .oi0 0O2 Ia Z 2
New York .Oi0 004 O--5 5 5
Retsllg and o'NeiI; Caldwell and
Williams.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
FRECKLES GONE
"simpic Remedy From W. VI. Ncarb,
Removed Them" says society
Lady.

'The best skin specialists told me
that nothing would remove my
freckles and that | would carry them
TO my grave said well known 90
cicty woman, "but | fooled them all
with new drug. othine double
strength. that I bought at ". NJ.
Yearby's. which cleared my skin aud
gave me a fine complexion"
The action Of othine Is really re-
markable, for when applied at night.
many 81 the freckies disappear en-
tireIy by morning, and the rest have
begun to fade. An ounce is usually
all that is needed, even for the worst
case.
BE sure to ask ". NJ. Yearly for
the double strength othinc. as this
is sold under a guarantee u money
back II II fails to remove the freCkles
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Compared TO a small minority OF
ASSISTANTS. "1rhe clansman. Thomas
Dixon's famous play. has found mil
lions OF supporters aud defenders.
II has been warmly endorsed by
the governors Of states wherein the
reconstruction scenes occurred and ap-
proved by the mYiicipal authorities
OF New York. Chicago, Baltimore,
Washington, 81. Louis. Kansas City.
Omaha and other cities. The police
commissioner of the District OF Co
lumbia refused to suppress the play
at the protest OF the negroes In the
Capital Cts Judge Barnes. Of the
superior court OF Chicago. set a pre-
cedent for other jurists when. in
denying an injunction against THE
Ciansman. he declared the negro
had no special or peculiar privileges
as q race. claiming that neither
white, yellow or black races could
demand immunity from criticism
The negroes nave no more ground c,
stop performances OF "The Clans
man" than the Jews have TO sup-
press "The Merchant Of Venice, OF
the japanese "The Mikado.
"The Clansmau" viii be seen again
in this city on MONDAY. October 2.
matinee and night. at the Academy.
after an absence OF three years.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Some people are such good buffer.
they can blum themselves.
It's 10 be hoped the Lord loves Z
fault-findcr. for nobody else can.
A man Ia nearly always willing Il
do something for his country IN h,
gets paid enough for II.
II appears as n shy little girli
would not talk because they will have
so mach Of Il TO do later IN life.
The way woman can handle hat
pins would make swordsman thlnt
she had taken fencing lessons ali hel
life New York Press.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Bishop Goodman was one day ad.
dressing Sunday school when HI
said In a most expressive way: And
nov. children. LET me tell you sery
sad fact. In Africa there are TO-.
100000 square miles of territory
without a single Sunday school
where little boys aud girlssan spend
theif sundays Now. what should
I'VE all try and save up our none,
and dot"
And the class. ar one voice, .feplIed
IN ecstatic union, Go 20 Africals-
watchword.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
R. H. z.
Divide q DoubIe.header.

Chicago. Sept. 2I.-Chicago and
Philadelphia broke even In a double
header. Chicago captured the first
game. which was pitchers battle
throughout. Philadelphia took the
second by punching hits in the fourth
inning. The game was called after
the seventh on account Of darkness.
Score: RH. Il.
Chicago 600 900 00i--i 5 o
Philadelphia 900 900 OOO-O / 2
Cole and Archer; Moore and Mad
den.
Second game: R.H.E.
Chicago :. ZOO 600 90 4 L
Philadelphia 200 400 O. A. a
Richter. Toney and Archer: Graz
ham. Stack. Chalmers and Carter.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
Mnnld nod shrInl.

AT last / have discovered why We
didn't sell more OF those bathing
suits, remarked the head Of the de-
partment
why is TT" asked the proprietor.
Il overheard one OF the salesladies
emphasizing the fact that they
wouldn't shrink" was the reply
Philadelphia Record.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Depuia,ion Of Creditors = We've
come to tell you that We are willing
to make as easy an arrangement with
YOU a. possible.
Debtor The easiest arrangement
you could make would be al TO 20
away again -Pliegendc Blaetter.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

No matter how many other kinds
OF smoking tobacco you have used
you have not given your self n
square deal until you begin using
velvet. 9-20-tf
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Leo IIouck W.. Frank Mantell, IL
rounds, at New York city.
Knockout" Brown w. younp
Hickey. 10 rounds. At Elmford, n. Y
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
BALL RESULTS YESTERDAY
National League.

National League.
Boston. 2: Pitisburg. 3.
brooklyn. ;; Cincinnati. Z. Second
game: Brooklyn. Il: Cincinnati, ".
Philadelphia. o: Chicago. 1. Second
game: Philadelphia. q; Chicago. ..
New York. q; 81. Louis. o. Second
game: New York. !: ST. Louis. 4.
American League.
Chicago. 5; Washington. 3.
~ Louis. 2: Philadelphia, ..
Detroit. 2: Boston. B.
Cleveland. ~: New York. .. Second
game; Cleveland. 4; New York. :.
American Association.
lndlanapolIs-Kansas City. rain.
Toledo. 10: Milwaukee. 3.
Louisville, Z; Minneapolis, f5.
Columbus. ~ 81. Paul. 8.
Eastern League.
Montreal. s; Toronto. ,.
Providence. Z: Newark. 1.
Jersey City, 0: baltimore, 3.
Buffalo. s: Rochester, 1. Second
game: Buffalo, 4: Rochester, 1. CCaiI.
ID end sitxh: darknsss.D
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
T1,e NIan on lhr nn,,

There Is no. one who does moi
thoronelsiy enjoy 'The Man on tn,
Box, for the play BY Grace Living
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Are you a housekeeperf II % you
should by all means have q "Hoosicr
Kitchen Cabinet" Sec Holland Bros
ct once about Il. l1-u
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

IIosion Heal Detroit.

Boston. sept. IL Boston took the
second nip and tuck game Of the clos
Ing series with Detroit. Pape bested
Works 10 a pitchers bsttle. The vim
Ming run waS scored by Gardner from
SECOND on J. Lewis Texas Lacquer.
Score: R.H. r.
Ilostou 600 ITO 0l'-3 Z ,
Detroit 600 10l OO0-2 s 2
Pape and Williams; Works and
stanage.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
chleago peleais Ma.hIngton.

Washington. Sept 2l.-washingion
batted Benz out OF the box IN the
seventh inning and looked dangerous.
but Walsh came 10 the rescue and re-
tired the locals without biz or run for
The remainder Of the game. Hughes
was biz very timely. four Of Chicagos
singles scoring runs.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
Philadelphia Trims 81. Louis.

Philadelphia. Sept. ~ Philadel-
phia won a pitchers battle from ST.
Louis. Plank was very effective until
The eighth inning when three hits and
an error by McInnis Melted ST. Louis
two runs. The hone team won In the
ninth. With men on third and sec
ond and one out Lapp beat out a
gr1under down the third base line.
and when Allison threw wild TO the
plate McInnls and Hartscll scored.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
New York Takes Two.

st. Louis. Sept 2l.-New York in
creased It's lead in the National
league race. winning two games from
81 Louis. IN the first game Marquard
gave but four scattered hits. The
second game was called at the end OF
the eighth inning. because Of. dark
ness.
Scores: RH.E.
New York 900 O1O Oi2-4 ~ o
81 Louis 600 600 O0O--O 3
Vanguard and Myers; LaudermIik
and Bliss.
Second game. R.H.E.
New York -. 200 600 23-7 i
81 Louis 200 OOi O-ifi0 2
Crandall. Mathewosn. wiltse and
Myers; Geyer. Woodburn and wingo.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22

Pit,sburg. Sept Boston played
the first game Of It's last series in
Pittsburg. being beaten. Pittsbure
got only four hits OF Tyler. but man
aged 70 bunch them with bases on
balls. Hendrix was freely hit. but
Wa effective with men on bases Both
pitchers we're given crrorlcss support
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-09-22
NATIONAL LEAGUE CANES
Cincinnati Beats Brooklyn Twice.

Cincinnati. Sept. 21.-Cincinnau de-
feated Brooklyn in both games pf a
double header. A batting rally In the
sixth inning OF the opening game gave
Cincinnati barely enough TO Offset a
similar rally by Brooklyn in the fol-
lowing inning. The last game was
called at the end OF BrQoklyn's. half
of the seventh inning
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22
\ LITTLE SAGE AND SULPHUR
MAKES GRAY HAIR VANISH--A
REMEDY FOR ALL HAIR
TROUBLES.

who does not know the value Of
sage and sulphur for keeping the
hair dark, soft. glossy and in good
condition? As a matter of fact, sui
phur is natural element of hair,
and defc ency Of 1t in the hair Is
held 10y many scalp specialists to be
connected with loss Of color and vi
tality of the hair. Unquestionably,
there is no better remedy for hair
and scalp troubles, especially pre-
mature grayness, than sage and sui
phur, If properly prepared. The
Wyeth Chemical Company of New
York put up an ideal remedy Of this
kind, called Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy, and authorize
druggists to sell it under guarantee
that the money will be refunded if It
fails to do exactly as represented.
If you have dandruff. or if your
hair is thin or turning gray. get a
bottle Of this remedy from your drug
gist to-day, and see what it will do
This preparation is offered to the
public at fifty cents u bottle, and Is
recommended and sold by all drug
gists,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22
CHRISTMAS Day
SPIRIT IS HERE
THE "pOTs' ARE ON the COR
NERs AND THE "BONES" ARE
IN THE ELEVATORS.
every SIGN IS SHOWING
Messenger Boys, Boothlacks ana Others
Are Daily Rcccllng IAttlc No
tlccs" from "lllgher Ups"

The Christmas spirit prevails in
Tulsa. There is no occasion for any.
one to forget that the eventful day
is but short time off, II he happens
to be about the streets or in the Office
buildings, the schools or the churches
these days,
The Salvation Army has placed It's
usual Christmas pots on the bust
ness corners, and stream Of coin
manages to Keep the pot boiling" ."
The Salvation Army will need more
money this year for their Christmas
charity than ever before. II is
planned to give u sumptuous Christ
mas dinner to approximately 500 poor
people Monday, and TO give away
bushels and pounds of candy, fruits,
nuts and presents at the annual
Christmas exercises for poor children
Christmas night.
In the office buildings practically
every passenger elevator car has dis
played prominently a little cigar box
with slot in it., where, as sign an
nounces, christmas gifts for the jani-
tor and elevator boys will be re-
ceived. At the Elks club contribu
tion box, inside holly wheath, is dis
played by the secretary's desk and on
Christmas day when the moX is emp
tied the money contained therein Will
be divided among all the employees
in the building.
The messenger boy, the bootblack
and persons in all walks who daily
serve scores Of people, are looking for
Christmas remcmbrances from their
well-to-do patrons and they are not
being disappointed,
Teachers and scholars In all the
city school rooms are spending their
recess time and after school hours in
decorating their rooms for Christmas.
The usual exercises are being re-
hearsed and with he given Friday aft
ernoon in all of the buildings. Many
of these entertainments will be elab-
oratc In the extreme and many pa
rents are expected to attend. The
schools will be closed Friday follow
ing the exercises and work will not
be resumed until New Years day.
The express company and post Of
flee employees are receiving more
than their share OF the Christmas
work. Never before in Tulsa's history
has there been such n quantity of
Christmas day when the box is emp
The express companies have all put
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22

extra wagons into use and are en-
deavorinB to deliver the Christmas
packages very soon after they are re-
colved and checked up.
The post office clerical force, with
only two or three additional clerks
is literally swamped with mall. l}y
saturday, however, all the outgoing
Christmas packages will have been
mailed. Friday, Saturday and Mon
day, however, will see the greatest
quantity Of incoming packages, and
extra carriers and delivery wagons
win be used by the post office on
these days
Tulsa.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22
TULSA BOWLING LEAGUE
SCHEDULE Announced
GAMllS TO BE PLAYED EVERY
NIGHT IXCEPTiNG SATURDAY
AND SUNDAY.

Bowling is ono Of the raging pas
times in Tulsa right now, ana tho
tl'y league. composed OF six teams of
three players each, is staging a sched-
1Ied game hearty every night in the
week There are many spectators
at each contest and the good-natured
rivalry IS becoming intense.
Tho season is to last only a short
line, and viii close January 3Oth.
Following is the official league
schedule:
December 20, Wednesday, Optimos
vs.. |. y. LIS.
December 21, Thursday. Oilers VS..
Never Wuz.
December 22. Friday Nu Flakes VS..
Producers.
December, % Monday, Never wua
vs. !. X. LIS.
December 90. Tuesday. Oilers VS.,
Optimos
December 27, Wednesday, Produc-
ors vs.. !. \. LIS.
December 2S, Thursday. Nu FLAX es
VS.. Optlmos.
December 20, Friday, Producers VS..
Never Wuz.
January l, Monday, Nu Flakes VS..
Oilers.
January 2. Tuesday, Producers VS.,
Optimos
January 3, Wednesday, Nu Flakes
ys. /. Y. LIS
January 4, Thursday. Never Wuz
ys. Optimos.
January 5. Friday. oilers VS.. l. y,
LIS.
January s. Monday, Nu Flakes VS..
Nevor Wu2.
January 9, Tuesday, Producers VS..
oilers.
January 10, Wednesday, optimos VS..
/. y. LIS.
January II. Thursday, Nu Flakes
yg. Never Wu2.
January y, Friday, Producers VS.
oilers
January Is, Monday, Nu Flakes vs.
J. y. LIS.
January 16, Tuesday. Producers VS.:
Optimos.
January II, Wednesday Oilers VS..
Never Wuz
January Is, Thursday Producers
vs.. !. y. LIS.
January 10, Friday. M Flakes VS..
Optmos.
January 90, Monday Never Wuz vs.
|. Y. LIS.
January 20, Tuesday M Flakes VS.
Oilers.
January "a, Wednesday, Producers
VS.. Never Wuz.
January 20, Thurshay, oilers VS.
Optimos.
January 20. Friday. M Flakes VS..
Producers.
January 20. Monday, oilers VS..
|. Y. LIS.
January 80. Tuesday. Never wuz VS..
Optimos.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22
Artist and Writer Dies.

NEW YORK. Dec. 2o.-william G..
NBecket. an artist and writhr of
whose anticedentsI nothing definite
could be learned was found dead in
his room In a hotel today. He had
been asphyxlated, evidcntally acci-
dentally, by Illuminating gas. Mr..
ABecket was 90 years old and a
graduate Of Georgetown university. It
is said that ABecket claimed lineal
descent from the family OF Thomas
ABecket, arch bishop Of Canter.
bury.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22
Parliamentary situation Unchanged.

CONSTANTlNOPLE, Dec. 90
The parliamentary situation remains
Efforts are being made,
to reach a compromise by the two
principal parties with some hope OF
success on the basis of the formation
of coalition ministry.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22
Policemen aud Railroad Men
ttfpntinn -

Try Elk Hide soles You can't wear
them out.
Il. l.. Wilson, No. , West LIST ST.,
the Expert Sole Saver
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-12-22

The CoiJen Medical Doycr2 3 red,pe nrum,
q iul
i habifounins drugs pure triparsGnei
gcene irler,oan medc,
paag. Hsiieai Buffalo
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-01-19
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department OF the Interior, U. s.
Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon, Dec
ember 2lst, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that ANDREW
JOHNSON, heir at law Of Carl Albin
johnson, deceased, of Lexington, Greg
on, who, on October 14th, 1904, made
Homestead, No. 1882 Serial No. 03329,
for NE1@ Section 10, Township 2 North
Range 26 East, Willamette Meridian,
has fled notice OF intention to make
Final five-year Proof, to establish claim
to the land above described before H.
]. Ramsett, the Clerk of the District
Court Of Kandiyohi County, Minnesota,
and my witnesses to testify before G G.
Patterson, U. S. Commissioner, at his
office at Heppner, Oregon, on the 1lth,
day OF February, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses: w. B.
Finley and A. A. Finlev, of Lexington.
Oregon, B. NJ. McDevitt and John Nc
Dewitt. Of lone, Oregon.
i12-i9 G. W. MOORE,
Register.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-01-19
Rough on the Pianos.

Once in the company Of President
Diaz spent few nights in the Mex
ican earthquake zone as the guest Of
the governor OF the state. AS tdeas-
ure Of precaution the plaster ceilings
Of our sleeping rooms had been re.
placed with strips Of matched board
ing. IF trembIer should come In the
night, senor," remarked my host as he
was bidding me good night, wait for
nothing, but make straight for the pa
ito. think these boards will hold un-
til you get from under cover" And
that evening, when took the COVER
nor's wife out to dinner, she had re-
marked sadly: I'VE are so benlghted
here in the hot lands. 1t is impossible
even to have music, for no sooner do
have my grand piano tuned than an
earthquake comes along and tips 1t
over."-E. Alexander Powell, F. r. g.
S., in Every body's.