The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-12-15
AUNT MARY QUITS
editur fioridy grower:

editur floridy grower:
truth is sed tn be stronger e2
fischun, but elleck abramz californy
cunspeeracy IL stronger ez both NV
en- Sheep heV sum senc, but most
NV it cunsists in follerin the lede NV
sum old fule wether the green fruit
err wuz overturned by abrahamz and
heV gone stale on the public mind
the cuntinude rejecshun NV green or
enges in the eastern marketz show
ez how the green frute conveshun
rezolushunz hazzent accomplish
what was expecterd Nv EN- from the
abundenc NV the mouth abrahamz
speeketh.
bunny and hot bisket air gud eatin,
but most NV the green fruterz think
tina air tn swete. Bill Beevil SEE a gud
menny NV click abrahamz slobberin
remark soundz like spit fryin DIN a
stove. understood men allerz talk
loud, and vociferuz ez suppoze tina
hev tn, tn be considered ez men at
all. haven't much use for little men,
or men ez air mostly stummick, but
thare IL allerz sum woman ez takez
tn EN- fur sum unknown caus. VIM
men az rule air more perticler ez
men, and ez a uther rule more onest.
most men air proud NV thare children,
but the muthers hev tn glide and raize
EN-, and the wurst trubbel tina hev
tn cumtend with IL the inheritensez
tina git frum thare fatherz give
-burth tn and raized nine Nv EN- and
dun my best by EN- ez evry muther
shud, and am proud tn say hevent
a black sheep ur green orenge sellin
wun amung EN-. stick tn the old
home nest frum which tina hev all
flown and air now doin well but
hev gud naberz, and Bill Beevil IL
even better ez the guud samariten
menshund in the bibel. he duzzent
LUX afteur the betherin and sellin Nv
my frute ez charity, because pay
him fur it. he liz onselfish and hard
Wurkin, and hiz wife and Children
doetz on him ez the best and most
cheerfulest man ez evur lived in the
naburhud NV oveedy, he seq he don't
mind rattel snakez and polecats, but
hippercritz rilez him in a most on
acountabel way. he SEE he noze the
sawyer put up with judas, and he sup
pozes he shud not git rawt up ez he
duz with the green frute hippercritz,
but when tina hire a lawyer tn try tn
bambuzel the peepul, and denounc
men hooz shu stringz tina air onwur-
thy tn ii, he Think it IL time for
onest, fair minded peepul tn spit out
thare disapproval in emfattic lang
widg, and yit he seq tina remind him
NV a lot NV bawlin cav more eZ en-
nything els, and he hez tn laff every
time he seeze Saur 0renge go by,
he seq when Tempel sent up that
green frute rocket that the hole cum
try seed it, and the fire cracker the
green frute crowd tuched off wuzzent
seed by ennybody but tharselves so
fur ez rezult hro.
sence riting the abuv hev seed in
the paperz ez how Tempel hez extend
ed his forgiveness tn sum Nv the yio-
Iaterz Nv the green frute law and Bill
Beevil seq he dun jest rite in duen it,
ez tn furgiv IL devine, and Tempel
ken afford tn du it ez he hez wun the
ite, and il now shown the magnani-
nous side NV his nacher. reasonin
frum this nobel eXampel feel how
it wud not be becomin in me tn speek
even the onkind truth ez hez not yit
bin all sed by me Nv theZe misguided
unfortunitz, and heving allerz made
it rule never tn speak i'll NV the ded,
i shell put away my pen in the burow
drawer, and leeve EN- tn rest in peece
ez long ez tina don't show signz NV
cunning back tn life and thare old
wayz. Sour Orenge IL my distant ma
bur, and but fur the habutz he fell
intu wud be a gud man in most luther
wayz. click abrahamz and josh chase
live in Jacksonville and cant be sed
tn be naburz, but shell let the tale
go with the bids. and Civ EN- all sur
Gees NV sorro ez long ez tina air tryin
tn be gud, IL the furgiving opinyun NV
Aunt Mary
NV oveedy.