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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03
A WaiI-In the Near F,,4,,ra

Drat them plutoerats They're
grinding down the poor worse every
day There was maxim e. high 81
sas week commission fer ketchin, a,,-
to 6 speeders, an now what do
they do? They take to flynn ma.
chimes an cheat a poor man out Of hss
Twin, the hogs."--J Judge. o. rs
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A Harvard professor tells us that
we can live on ten cents worth OF
food a day. but it is evident that he
has overlooked the fact that lobster
costs so cents pound. Possibly he
expects MS to take look at the out
side OF lobster can for dessert.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

woman in Pennsylvania buried
the wrong man in mistake for her hus-
band, but, when the latter turned IN
alive and well, stuck to the dead man.
She wisely declined to have live is.
sue made of her mistake.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A woman in New York town owes
her safety to the fact that she wore a
harem skirt and the trouser part gave
her freedom to run for her life. So
here is one good point registered for
the prosecuted apparel.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03
TannehiII Gets Release.

Jesse Tannehill, the veteran major
league pitcher, who tried to come
back with the Cincinnati Reds. has
asked for and obtained his uncondi-
tional release. He will sign with the
Rochester club, champions OF the
Eastern league.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A woman in Spokane has been grad
uated from school of stenography at
the age of seventy and expects to take
up active work. When the spirit is so
young there are no limits to activity
which age can impose.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A New Jersey magistrate has a rab-
bits foot on whose powers he sets
great store. To be consistent, he ought
to hold his court at midnight in q
graveyard and so have all the proper
influences in the caste at work.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A Boston savant announces that he
know what perfect lady really thinks
when she runs for a street car end
just misses 1t.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Four goats, inoculated with a billion
disease germs, have wandered astray
in New York. However, this is not
the first instance in which modern
scientists have lost their goats.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A Baltimore bard is trying to organ.
ize a poets union. but the scheme Is
likely to fail owing to the fact that
all the applicants for membership
wish to be walking delegates.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A Lowell, Mass, cow gave seven
tons OF milk In one year The world
would be drowned in milk II every
body kept that kind of cow.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Poultry raising is to be taught at
Rutgers college. Somebody there
must have an idea that there are peo-
pie who do not think they know all
about raising chickens.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Some of these decrepit old baseball
veterans who have attained the ad.
vanced age of 33 or "a years might
land Job selling tickets.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Some Of New York's fashionable
women are carrying canes. Must be
inconvenfent when they are pushing
baby buggies.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A $30.0o0,ooo bread trust is being or
ganized in New York. and we presume
that Its motto will be: ''Half loaf
is better than one.''
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03
Rusie Gets q Job.

Amos Rusie, the one-time famous
baseball pitcher, has been engaged as
ticket taker at the gate Of the Seattle
baseball park Of the Northwestern
league
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Common drinking cups have been
frowned upon by law in New York.
The manufacturer OF the uncommon
kind has perked up considerably.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

The Oklahoma woman who has Is
sons, all under years of age, is not
suffering from the lack Of something
to do.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Further evidence that China is
about to wake up. A Chicago mail
order house has shipped 10000 alarm
clocks to Picking.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

There seems to be a remarkable In
ternational unanimity of opinion about
the harem skirt. It has been mobbed
In Brazil.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

The story persists that the monorail
system of transportation Is to go to
Alaska and grow up with the country.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

The Chicago youth who eloped with
q girl and seven trunks would make a
huge success in the express business
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

A st. Paul man has discovered chat
he Is heir to a French throne. Our
advice to him. however, is to hang
onto the job he now has.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03
Harsh.

Gerald-Coffee keeps me awake
Geraldine-Me, too; always d,;nr
al extra cup when ! know YOU 81.
coming 10 call - - Y
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03
Handling Milk

The careless handling Of milk in the
home Is responsible FOR d heap of bad.
ness that IS laid to the dairyman
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Shoe manufacturers announce that
the feet of American women are grow.
Ing larger. The ungallant wretches!
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

We may yet hear of insane lunacy"
IL the experts run out of adjectives.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

Holland produces $4,000 pounds OF
butter a year. Enough to butter both
sides of her bread.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

If the drinking cup is to go. some
economist of pocket space might com.
bine a straw with fountain pen.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03
If all dreams came true. people
would soon quit eating mince pie.

bed and walks is the mattress sales
man.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-06-03

The only proof against dfsapno III.
5111t IS to expect the unexpected
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
cArARRH SUFFERERS
tt You Don't Know About Hyomel Try 1t at sorrel's Drug Com
 pany's Risk.

Nearly eveSy reader of the Seneinel Record has read about HYOMEl, put many of them continue to suffer rom catarrh just because they do not ex- actly understand just what HYoMEi is.
 ID these sufferers Sorrelis Drug company says you don't have to know anythiAg about HYoMEI except that you breathe it and that It ooes not contain coacine or opium or any harmful drug.
 You can find out all about Hfo- MEI without taking any chances whatever. Just get an outfit today rehd the simple instructions, give t a fair trial and then if you are no' wiling to say that 1t Is the bes' remedy tor cata1rn you have ever us- ed sorrell's Drug Company win glad |iy return your money
 \ complete HyoMET outfit costs but ss. Extra bottles 60 cents.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
AT THE PRINCESS.

Today will be the last opportunity of witnessing the excellent bill at the Lyric theater. and judging from
 he advance sale for matinee and night shows, the popular palace or Vaudeville will be packed to the doors. sM5TMl The Exposition Foul are witaou, doubt one of the classiest acts of it's kind that has eveF been seen in this city. How they change from one costume to another, even to thelr shoes, leaving the stage and appear ing almost simultaneous with their exit, has been the talk of the town. These young men make five com change is prettier and more stylish than the one that went before. Fur thermore, they are great musicians. It's the best all-round musical act that has been given this city in years.
 George Arthur Ms another artist who offers a wonderful act. To see this man twist himself into almost lunconceivable shapes makes one be- llieve that he is what he claims to be, ithe most flexible man in vaudeville, and how he accomplishes the double and triple dislocations of arms and legs without the least sign of pain, is mystery. Furthermore he dres- ses his act in hobby fashion. Elsie Murphy has repertoire of songs that are a treat, and she sings them in a voice that shows cultivation and technique. G. Herbert Mitchell pre- sents most entertaining act. His stories are always good for a big laugh and his closing songs cal for repeated encores.
 In "The Star Boarder" Blanche Hol' and company have one of those rare comedy playlets that are truly a de- flight, something that is true to life and possesses a degree of human in terest that makes it success. Miss | Holt in the character Of the weight" boarding hous mistress, wealthy but beyond the charmed circle of the eclat give a most refreshing interpretation of difficult part, and her support ing company is excellent.
 The bill TOT next week Is also i'm mense and is headed by the great troupe of Russian dancers wno have startled the vaudeville patrons of the east the past year.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
AT THE AIRooME.

There will be real novelty at the Airdome next week, for one of the greatest hypnotis.s in the world has been booked to appear at this pop- ,i'a- sumner tGeatcr. He is the Great Colvins. and IS l;he .ily man w, has teen known to make the ent' p c.,y 0. Little Rock where he is appearing this week, laugh as 1t has never laughed be- fore. What ColyiEs Is doing Q the patrons who witness his wonderful demonstrations n hypnotism is q shame to relate He $ uncanny in some of his feats, while others cause continual riots of laughter.
 Last evening he got large party of Little Rocks young men who doubted his ability to hypnotize them. He made them believe that they were monkies and soon had them chatter. ing among the branches of the trees lin the Airdome there. He told them that the electric lights were fFuit and the young men, hypnotized and taking his word for it, proceeded to tear down several electric light globes until he stopped them. For the past five days and nights he mas had negro under his spell riding "a bicycle without a moments rest or for refreshments, and blindfoldea he has driven through the city ana found articles that were hidden wioh- out telling him where they were.
 The Great Coylins will give hke demonstrations in this city next week Hypnotism has ever been one of the great studies of science and it has caused more genuine laughter than all the comedies combined, The change to this kind of feature VIII he a welcome one, after a season of heavy dramatic offerings, and those who fail to see this wonder VIII miss the best laugh of the year.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
COMPASSIONATE SALE.

Notice is hereby given, That in pursuance of the authority and arec- tions contained in the decreta order |of the Chancery Court of Garland County, made and entered on the Slst day of July, A. D., 1911, In certain |cause tNo. 4S20) then pending there in between E. Burgauer complainant. land Jas. r Gallaher, Christina Gaald her and w. Fl. Martin, trustee de- fendants, the undersigned, as Com missioner of said Court, will offer for sale at public vendue to the highes. bidder. at the front door or entrance of the County Courthouse. in which said Court is held. in the County oi Garland within the hours prescribed by law for judicial sales, on TUESDAY. THE ETH DAY o F
 SEPTEMBER, 4. D., 1911, the following described real estate, towit: Lots five (5), six (6), seven CD and eight (S), of w. If. Martins sub division of lots 1, ?, 3, 6, 2 and 8. block 12, of the City of Hot Springs as surveyed, mapped and plat ted by the U. s. Hot Springs t'o., missioners, in Garland County, ns. kansas.
 Terms of Sale: On a credit of three months, the purchaser being required to execute a Hcnd as required by law and the order and decree of saiG Court in said cause. with approved |security. bearing interest at the rate of ten per cen per annum from date of sale until paid, and a lien being retained on the premises sold to se- cure the payment of the purchase money.
 Given uncev my hand this 2lst day of August, A. D., 1911.
 H. A. WHlTTINGTON,
 Commissioner in Chancery.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
C comMissionER,s SALE.

Notice is hereby given, That in pursuance of tne authority and al. rections contained in the deeretal or der of the Chancery Court of Garlan. County. made and entered on the 2Sth day of July, A. D., 1911, in certain cause, No. 4494, then pending therein between Hot Springs Savings Trust and Guaranty Company, as executor oi the estate of Otto Neubert deceased, and J. w. Jackson, as trustee, com planants, and A. J. Wells, Martha Wells, Geo B. Cook as trustee, and Susie B. Chambers, defendants, ana Geo. B Cook as trustee and Susie B Chambers, Cross-Compl plainanr, the undersigned, as Commissioner of said Court, will offer for sale at public vendue to the highest bidder, at the iront door or entrance of the County Courthouse in which said Court IS held, in the County of Garland within the hours prescribed by law for tu dicial sales, on
 TUESDAY, THE ETH DAY or SEPTEMBER. A. D., 1gl1 the following described real estate, to-wit: The south half of lot Num- Der Seven CD, and the North Hal |of lot Numbered Eight tS) Tn Block Three (3) in Smiths Addition in the ,. w. Quarter of the s, " Quarter of Section 1, Township 8, South Range i9. west. in Garland County, Arkansas.
 Terms of Sale; On a credit of three months the purchaser being required to execute bond as required by law and the order and decree of said Court in said cause, with approved SC |curty, bearing interest at the rate Of eight per cent per annum from date of sale until paid, and lien beipe retained on the premises sold to SC cure the payment of the purchase money
 Given under my hand this S1st day of August. A. D., 1911.
 1T. A, WHITTlNGTON,
 Commissioner in chancery
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
HHnnnHaHHHaHHHHHa

Dr. J. M. Kellar and neice. Miss Gladys keslar' are back from Little Rock Where they attended a chapter meeting of the Daughters of the Con federacy in that city.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09

State of Arkansas. County Of Garland. ss FNe " P'x. prs sSident of the above. named bank, do solemnly swear that the apove statement is true to the best of my Knowledge and belief
 CHAS. N RIx President Subscribed and sworn to before me this 9th day Of September. i9i1
 S r JOHNSON Notary Public. My commission expires July 16 1918 ( JORhEt"f- ffe@f,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-09
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF The Arkansas National Bank

or HOT SPRINGS, ARK, at Hot Springs. in the State of Aykansas g at the close Of business Sept l. 1911
 RESOURCES
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-02-15
BREAKS SMALL IN
TOBACCO MARKET
Low PRICES CHECK THE BRING
ING Of CROP TO MARKET FROM
sURRoUNDIS GCOUNTDy.
PRICES ARE YET LOW
wAREHoUsEMEN ESTIMATE THAT
SIxTY-FIvE PER CENT. OF
THE CROP HAS BEEN
MARKETED.
PRICES ARE YET LOW

Breaks in the Richmond tobacco
market have been smaller this week
than usual. the lower prices OF the
past fortnight having a tendency 10
check the bringing in of the crop.
| - According ~t,-~fFF are house men apA
proximately IS per cent, OF the crop
has. been sold. although some place
their estimate as low as from SIS to
so per cent.
Mondays sales aggregated 1S3.6o0
pounds. of which $4,000 pounds was
hurley; Tuesdays total was $4,000
pounds. of which $4,000 pounds were
hurley; "Wednesday the total was
2sa.0oo poupnds. of which $4,000
pounds We're hurley.
~ Market. conditions. Vera generally
the same as have prevailed the past
two weeks, although in one or two
cases the warehousemen were In more
optimistic frame OF mind.
1t was generally conceded that the
breaks for the next few days would be
small
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-02-15

LONDON. Feb. 15.-England is
aroused to-day over the fear of uiti-
mately losing Canada in case the
Amertcan-Canadian reciprocity agree
ment Is ratified
The press is particularly disturbed
because of the statement made by
Speaker-Elect Champ Clark In the
House yesterday that he had no doubt
that the time would soon come when
England would gladly look forward to
the turning over of her possessions
In North America to the United States.
The conservative press Is exhibiting
the nearest approach to America
phobia" that 1t has ever displayed.
and even the papers friendly to reci-
procity are consuming Clark for his
so-called indiscrstion.
The Westminster Gazette, which
has led the fight for reciprocity, says
to-day:
CLARK must be singulariy innocent,
If desiri.-g this contamination he i'm
AGNES it will be promoted by such a
frank avowal at the present moment.
But he will probably get the right
kind of measure, despite his utter
ance."
The speech will surely make Cam
ada pause before asserting to the
tariff agreement" the Globe Anti
American declares
The Times says that II it's corre-
spondent is right In stating that 1t in
doubtful whether the American peo-
Pile take the annexation talk serious
1.-The Americans show thar good
sense"
The Pail Mall Gazette asserts that
"Engiishmen cannot much longer be
blind to the fact that preference sig
nifies union and Cobdenism. and that
reciprocity is long step in this df-
rection.''
An appeal q, the English people to-
save the empire" is sounded by tho
MernIng Post It. declares that tharA
Is no longer any attempt in America
to conceal the ultimate aim of an
nexing Canada
Other papers play UP" Clark's
words in their news columns but they
are evidently waiting until they have
recovered from the shock before max.
ing editorial comment. 7
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-02-15
BIC FIRM TO PUT
NEW AGENCY HERE
HAY>ER Il co, LARGE WHIskEY
4~'' MAIL ORDER CONCERN Cow
TEMPLATE ESTABLISHING
RICHMOND BRANCH.

Plans 10 establish distributing
agency in Richmond Within the near
future are being made by w. M. Kid
der, tsee-pfesident and general man.
aKer of Hayner a. Co., said to be the
largest mail order whiskey firm in the
world. Mr.. Kidder has been In Rich
mond several days looking over the
situation, and just before leaving for
Dayton. Ohio. Wednesday, he stated
that site for the agency will prob
ably be chosen within the next sixty
days.
The agency here will cover the ter
ritory of Virginia. Maryland. the Dis
trict Of Columbia West Virginia and
North and South Carolina. 1t lis es-
timated that the business will handle
a half million dollars worth Of goods
yearly,
AT the last meeting of the board of
directors of the Hayner Company, Mr..
kidder submitted tentative plans for
the establishment of an agency in
Richmond. He was authorized to 20
ahead with his plans and make care
ful study ~ the field. In his opinion
this city offers wonderful opportuni-
ties, and is peculiarly adapted to the
needs of the liquor company
Mr.. kidaer is probably one of the
try. He Is commonly known as the
originator of the whiskey mail order
business The company has a plant
at Troy, Ohio, covering three blocks,
from (which point whiskey will be
shipped TO Richmond for distribution,
Mr.. Kidder expressed surprise at
the wonderful strides Richmond Ia
making, and ne declares the city's
growth is marvellous.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-02-15
CLARK STANDS PAT
NOTHING MORE TO SAY

WASHINGTON. Feb. Twin q
storm of comment breaking about his
head, Sp eaker-elect Champ Clark to-
day stood pat on his Canadian an.
nexation" speech OF yesterday. declin-
ing TO alter or add to his declaration
that the time will come when Great
Britain Will watch complacently the
absorption OF Canada by the United
States.
II said all that had to say about
that yesterday declared Mr.. Clark
to-day, land L have nothing to add
to 1t. The statement needs no expIa-
nation or comment"
Among members of the House Mr..
Clark's statement awakened much In
terest than the usual demand for Ca
madam annexation. His position as
speaker Of the next House and as one
of the national leaders of the Demo-
cratic party gave additional weight
to his re marks, With the Democrats
in power after March in the House
and chance of a Democratic Presi-
dent in 1912. extraordinary serious
ness is attached TO the statement.
Advocates of reciprocity In the
House were inclined to believe to-day
that Mr.. Clark's declaration will do
more harm to the cause than his sup
port did good. They declare that the
feeling in England is so strong that
II may operate TO defeat the bill IN
the Canadian Parliament.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-02-15
ETHEL lENEiE NOT
IN ROYAL EDWARD

HALIFAX. N, s.. Feb. 1s.-The i'm
migration authorities announced to-
day that on cable instructions from
London they boarded the royal liner
Royal Edward when she arrived late
Yesterday with one hundred English.
Scotch and Irish girls on their way
to the northwest in search of hus-
banda and employment, to hunt for
Ethel Leneve, companion OF DR.. H. Fl.
Crippen. the executed wife-murderer
Although earefal inspection of all
the passengers was made. the authori-
ties were satisfied that Miss Leneve
was mot among the husband-seekers