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Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-23

AND so IT GOES. ... Age Willie. (Aint he just to cute?)
 Aged I0--Willie Jones uts q won der his parents wouldn't do something with that mean little brat)
 Aged 15-Billy Jones (Schoolboyl Aged POW. Buckingham Jane (High School graduate.)
 Aged 25-Joues. tStar half back College teaml
 Aged 30--Mr. William Frothinghar Jones. tliis wife has bought him somt visiting cardsl
 Aged William F. Jones. (Nor he's a railroad cIerkl
 Aged 40-W. F. Jones, (Presiden of the road.)
 Aged 45-W. Jones (Millionaire.) Aged 5o-Big Bill Jones (Senator. Aged 70--Old Man Jones. (TowI sage and weather prophet)
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-23

comparison with out feverlsh anxiety concerning what we may call the un- written context
 Are we to understand that Judge
 Ross alone Of all his republican companions in the mad rush for pref erment and power has not changed his stand from year to year?" We, know, of course, that many and that even most Of the republican candi- dates iu state and county have pro fessed sweeping change since the approval of the statehood resolution.
 Some Of them have approached, though it was impossible that they should surpass. Judge Ross iii his declaration of progressivism for he has been going some within the last three months in giving expression 10 what we must conceive to be latent ideas concerning Legislative prot lems, for We beliese they had never been expressed By him before. Are, We ask again, all the recent profes- sions Of the other republican caRdi- dates ehangelingsg
 We fear too. that the Dispatch in it's excitement has unhappily por- trsyed the steadfastness of Judge Ross to the principles of popular gov ernnent in stating that he has seen it AT TIMES to take a stand. etc or course, the Dispatch cannot mean that the uHchangeable Judge Ross from year to year, is an opportunities, an observer of times and seasons, a trimmer of sails. weathcrcock.
 The address of Hon. Mark A. smith at Phoenix on Monday night was "disappointng" to the Arizona Gazette. That would be a calamitous if it we're moi for the fact that Mark smith as the champion of Arizona democracy for many years. had steadily been disappointment to the Gazette all through ils exist enoe as a republican newspaper By this time it ought to be callous to Mir smith as a disappointment"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-23
DEMOCRATIC STATE AND CON.
 GRESsiONAL TICKET

For U. s. Senators Mark A. smith. Tucson. ! Henry F. Ashurst, Prescott For Judge of Supreme Court Alfred Franklin, Phoenix. Henry D. Ross, Prescott D. L. Cunningham, Tomhstone. For Representative in Congress Carl Hayden. Phoeaix.
 For Governor ieorge W. P. Hunt, Globe.
 For Secretary of stats sidney P. Osborn. Phoenix.
 For Auditor !. c. Csllaghan, BlsDee.
 For Treasurer David Johnson, Douglas.
 For Attorney General George Purdy Bulard, Phoenix. TOT Superintendent of Pubic in
 struction E. Q. Case, Jerome.
 For Corporation Conmissicn z. A. Jones, Phoenix. W r. Geary, Winsiow. A m. Cole, Douglas DEMOCRATIC COUNTY TICKET 
 For State Senator c Nj. Roberts ~. ?. Sims.
 For State Representative samuel E. Bradner M. Ball. Iuoige D. Craig 4. C. curry. anies r. Duncan. W. J. Graham Carleton B. Kelton.
 For Judge of Superior Court Fred 4. Sutter.
 For Clerk of Superior Court J. E. James.
 For Sheriff Harry c. Wheeler
 For Recorder Owen E. Murphy.
 For Treasurer Frank Ramsay. For School Superintendent H. II. Hotchkiss.
 Fer County Attorney v. G. Gilmore.
 For Assessor 2. A. Hughes. For County Road Superintendent ! ]. J. Benton.
 For Surveyor J. s. McNeish.
 For Supervisors August Hickey Riggs. John Rock.
  Warren District Precinct Ticket.
 For Justice of Peace. John ". Hogan, Bisbee. Samuel l.. Inge, Bisbee. George R. Smith, Lowell
 Fer Constable. James L. Cannon, Bisbeu John J. McCrea. Bisbee. L. R. Bailey, Lowell
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-23

To be eontinusd).
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-23

For State Senator c Nj Roberts ~. ?. Sims.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-23

,zs sasr SnipfFied sthe Elam Harnish s esd from Kiondike when first laid Eyes on him long ago, than marry you sittings before me now l He shook his head slowly. That's one too many for me. The bore you know and like a man the 3ess you want to marry him Famili- sssst sbgsads eontsmpt-I guess that's
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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
CAUGHT ON THE CURB.

Considerable interest is being
manifested as to when the city pri-
mary will be held. The election will
not occur until the middle of De-
cember, and the committee evidently
thinks there is no need to be in
hurry about primary.
The Southern Express Company
should deliver packages at the homes
in the city. 1t does it at smaller
places where the business it receives
is much less. The city council ought
to take the matter up with the com
pany's officials.
There are fields of cotton in Ter
rell county which promise yields of
two bales to the acre, and corn which
will make more than 200 bushels
per acre. Great is the Terrell county
farmer.
5 or 6 doses of 1866" will cure
any case of chills and fever. Price 25c
Mr.. L. S. Marlin will move to
Doerun on August LIST, and engage in
business there. Mr.. Drane Lawhon
will succeed him as manager of the
]. l. Roberts store.
Rev S. c. Crosby filled his ap-
pointments here Sunday at the Pres
| byterian church He has recently
removed from Columbus to Union
Springs, Ala.
Honey Boy is for sale by all
leading grOcers, and is guaranteed
to be the best self-rising -four on the
market BLISH MILLING co.
The county commissioners are
making preparations to begin the an
nual collection of road tax. 1t has
been fixed at $500 again this year.
The fourth week of superior
court adjourned Friday night with a
considerable number of criminal
cases still undisposed of.
Ice cream, candy and fruit al
ways fresh and wholesome at ]. A.
Sears Candy Kitchen. Phone 134
when you want either.
Mary, the little daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. c. T. Lowrey who has ty-
phoid fever, is reported to be i'm
proving.
A snake found on the front
porch of one of the homes of the
city caused considerable commotion.
City tax payers have until July
25th to object to the value at which
their property has been assessed.
No better flour on the market
than Queen of the Pantry. Try it.
At T. o. Whitchard & Co.'S
There are new developments in
the beer situation, and the town con-
tinues moderately dry.
The finest cooking oil at 80
cents per gallon at T. o. Whitchard
& Co.'S.
5 or s doses of 1906" will cure
any case of chills and fever. Price 25c
Don't forget the fair next fall
Prepare to make an exhibit.
New sweet potatoes we're sold
in Dawson Saturday.
For Merry Widow -four go to
T. o. Whitchard & Cos.
Ask your grocer for Honey Boy
-four.
Honey Boy, the best self-rising
-four. Try it.
For the best candies go to Full
toms.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
ROAD TAX AGAIN $500.
The Commissioners Getting Ready t.
Make the Annual Collection.

The county commissioners have
fixed the road tax for 1911 at $500,
the same as it was last year, and
elected as collectors l.. P. Lamar OF
Sasser, w. D, Gay of Doverel, J. NJ
Marshall of Parrot, and ). L. Mil
Ter of Brentwood.
The notices and receipts are now
being printed, and the collectors will
soon begin serving summonses upon
those subject to road duty.
Under new law passed by the
last legislature no one under 81
years of age is subject to road duty,
and all such will be exempt from this
tax in the future.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19

why this has occurred and see if you
do not agree with us that in the face
OF the money stringency this year
this is startling fact. (This refers
to cash business only.)
This being the fact you must form
the conclusion that more people are
reaching the same conclusion-that
it pays to fill their wants in the above
lines at Adams Jewelry Store, and
eliminate chance, which they take
elsewhere. We make this statement
to crafty our old friends and Gus
toners who are interested in our sue
cess, and to show cause why those
who are not our regular customers
should be.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Kill More Than Wild Beasts.

The number of people killed yearly
by wild beasts don't approach the
number killed by disease germs. No
life 10 safe from their attacks. They
are in air, water, dust, even food.
But grand protection is afforded by
Electric Bitters which destroy and
compel these deadly germs from the
system. That's why chills, fever and
ague, all malarial and many blood
diseases yield promptly to this blood
purifier Try them and enjoy glori-
Gus health and new strength they'll
give you. Money back if not salts
fed. Only so cents at Dawson Drug
Co.'S.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
What Police Court Records Show.

On July 10th the writer examined
the police docket of the mayors court
OF Dawson to compare the situation
as to drunkenness since near beer
saloons were closed and the same
period before. From May 9th (the
date of closing the saloons) to July
9Th, or Al days, the following was
found; For being drunk, cases, L.;
for disorderly conduct, cases, 4. For
the same number Of days (4D before
the closing of the saloons, from April
l4th to May 9th, the following was
found: For being drunk, cases, 13;
for disorderly conduct, cases, Is.
This speaks for itself and needs no
comment. w PHI
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
500 Reward s1nn

Inc readers OF this paper will be pdlease 70
that science has been able to cure in ali its sfse
ana that IS Catarrh, Halls Catarrh cure IL ne
only POSITIVE cure now known TO the rradicaI
fraternity: Catarrh being a constitutional dc.
ease, requires constitutional treatment Hoiiss
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directII,
upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the sys.
disease and giving the patient strenotb b ~ h tne
ing up the constitution and assisting n9tnre in
dong It's work. The proprietors have So mpcb
Ialtn Ia H. curative powers that they offer one
hundred Dollars for aHy case that it fails IN cra
SEND Iot INST OF testimonials. Address
r; j. CHENEY & co. Toledo. O
Sol9 Dy an druggists, roc. Take Halls Family
Pills forconstipation, "in y
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
MOVING PICTURES.

Mr.. and MrB. S. P. Davis left Sun
day night to visit relatives in Macon.
During Mr.. Davis absence Mr.. ]. F.
Fields of Macon has charge of the
office of the express company.
Mr.. and Mrs H. ]. Stokes Of Sa-
yannah are spending few days in
Dawson with Mrs Stokes sisters,
Mrs. w. w. Black and Mrs. ]. A.
Lowrey.
Mr.. VIM. P. Nasworthy, who is
just up from an illness of several
days, has gone to North Georgia for
days, has gone to North Georgia to
recuperate.
Mr.. j. A. Laing and family and
Mrs. w. F. Sherman and family have
gone to North Georgia to spend the
remainder of the summer.
Mrs. F. E. Clark, Mrs. John Clark
and Misses May Clark and Eunice
Jennings left Friday for Portland,
Ca. to visit relatives.
Mrs. Ted Goodwin of Blakely and
Mrs. j. L. Lasseter of Cuthbert are
guests of Mrs. J. T. Bartlett and
Mrs. j. F. Watkins.
Misses Grace Raglan and Roselle
Crittenden, who were guests of Miss
Ruth Cheatham, have returned to
their homes.
Mr.. w B. Parks and family will
reach Dawson tonight from New Or
leans to visit the family of Judge J.
G. Parks.
Mrs. Howard Williams and daugh-
ter, Miss Juliette Boardman, of Ma
con, visited relatives and friends
here last week.
Miss Mary Bartlett has returned
from a pleasant visit to her sister
Mrs. j. l.. Lasseter, in Cuthbert.
Messrs. j. W. Perry and E. c.
Jennings will leave tomorrow for At.
lanta and Tallulah Falls.
Mr.. w. T. Allen returned to At.
lanta Sunday after visiting his sis.
ter, Mrs. J. G. Parks.
Mrs. j. A. Horsley and Misses Lora
and Della Horsley have returned
from Highlands, N. c.
MI. w. R. Baldwin and family re.
turned Friday from Sparks, where
they visited relatives.
Messrs. Pat Melton and Lloyd and
S2nnie Hatcher left Monday for
White Springs, Fla.
Miss Meadowcroft, who has been
visiting the Misses Tweedy, has re-
turned to Augusta.
Mish Sebora Hill, who was the
guest OF Miss Ruth Cheatham. has re-
turned home.
Mr.. Z. l.. Ivey has returned from
White Springs, Fla, Camilla and
Sylvester.
Mr.. and Mrs E. E. Worsham of
Fort Gaines are visiting relatives in
Dawson.
Mr.. J. M. Scott of Rennert, N. c.. is
IN the city visiting his parents.
Miss Callie May Christie left Fri
day for White Springs, Fla.
Miss Ellen Bartlett is visiting rela-
tives in Calhoun county.
Mr.. Rogers Carver has returned
from Warm Springs.
Mrs. J. A. Horsley, Jr., has re-
turned from Albany
Mrs. A. L. McLendon has returned
from Union City.
Mr.. Harry Rogers has returned
from st. Simon.
Miss Pauline Lark is visiting reIa-
tives at Senoia.
Miss Thelma VIM is the guest of
Mrs. j. T. Lee.
Miss Lucille McLendon is visiting
in Leesburg.
Mrs. A. B. Hamilton is visiting in
Fort Gaines.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
THE LIGHTNING KILLED TWO
WERE SITTING UNDER A TREE
EATING WATERMELON.

DIP AeIchafuSOn, well Known Negro
Farmer, and Ben Whitfield the
Victims. Two Others Stunned.
During the thunderstorm Wednes-
day afternoon Sip Richardson and
Ben Whitfield were instantly killed
by lightning at the home of the for
mer near Graves.
Richardson, Whitfield and two
other negroes were, under a tree eat
ing watermelon when suddenly a
bolt of lightning struck the former
and instantly killed him and Whit
held, the latter being seated beside
Richardson. The other two negroes
were badly stunned, but were finally
restored to consciousness.
The lightning hit Whitfield on the
top of his head, split the cap he was
wearing open, and set his clothes on
fire. There was little evidence of
the negro having been struck, the
only blood about him being a small
speck on the temple.
Richardson was one of the best
known and most successful negro
farmers of the county.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
The Judge and the Jury; Some
Startling Disclosures Made Public

We are not disclosing suggestions,
but facts figured down to a mathe-
NAUTICAL certainty.
Nothing unpleasant, and no slur
on the character of the Judge and
jury. You must act as judge and
jury on this case. We wish to dis
close the fact to you that during the
first six months of 1911 the business
Of Adams Jewelry Store increased
the following percentages, by depart
ments, over the same period in
1910:
Increase in repair work. 10 per cent
Increase in optical work % per cent
Increase in sales .....25 per cent
We wish you to be the judge as to
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
NOVEMBER JURORS DRAWN
NAMES OF THE MEN WHO WILL
MAKE COURT VERDICTS.
Larger Number of Traverse Jurors
Than Usual. Almost Twice as
Many for Second Week.


Many for Second Week.
Before adjourning the superior
court Thursday afternoon Judge
Worrill drew the following jurors to
serve at the next November term.
A larger number of traverse ju-
rors than usual were drawn-45 for
the first week and SO for the second.
Heretofore only SO jurors have been
drawn for each week.
Grand Jurors.
w. D. Davidson, w. w. Massey, l..
E. Davis, J. R. Bridges, j. L. Jen-
nings, Jas. j. Kennedy, J. E. Wilkes,
j. G. Simpson, J. w. Glass, E. S.
Barnes, J. D. Irwin, c. S. Lee, C. c.
Jones, o. E. Lowe, B. M. Davidson,
r. G. Dozier, j. w. McLendon, ]. C.
Dozier, S. R. Cannon, D. j. Sessions,
7. M. Foreman, c. H. Price, j. H.
Ellerbee, G. A. Gibson, ]. R. Martin,
S. T. McGill, ]. H. Brim, c. A. Wall,
j. M. Crouch, Mack Brown.
Traverse JurOrs-First Week.
B. S. Mathews, P. w. Bridges, A.
j. Baldwin, R. E. Pruitt, 1. B. Skies
Jesse T. Ferguson, c. A. Hayes, j. H
Lewis, ]. H, McClelland, G. R. Can
non, E. H. Stapleton, H. G. Gatlin
]. H. Bellflower, j. A. Sears, w. s.
Crouch, s. B. Denton, w. A. Jones
G. w. Bell, j. L. Glass, Mercer Mar
shall, j. T. Martin, Jas. Whaley, w
E. McRee, c. G. Bivins, John G.
Whaley, Roy Crouch, Harry Oxford
j. E. Denton, ]. A. Mcguire, ]. c
Smith, J. H. Kelley, G. M. Langston
G. L. Ivey, E. B. Durham, B. S. Wall
D. ]. Woolbright, w. H. Oliver, c
M. Leverette, ]. V. Oliver, H. L
Britt, ]. A. Shields, G. E. Bridges
j. B. McCorkle, ]. W. Bryan, c. E
Rutherford.
Traverse Jurors-SecOnd Week.
]. R. Webb, ]. T. Thornton, w. D
Grubbs, A. w. Allen, S. A. Smith, D
S. Kaufman, R. B. Clifton, J. w
Copeland, D. B. Hill, R. S. Lunday
c. o. Lash, H. R. Patton, P. T. Ev
erette, S. G. Thornton, C. B. Bridges
1T. j. Slade, Jr., H. H. Threlkel, w
10. Pruitt, F. c. Brown, A. L. Nc
Tendon, G. L. Holland, w. F. Nc
Rec, j. F. Sawyer, T. D. Lain, w. r
JONES, j. D. Brim, J. M. McLendon
C. S. Irwin, G. H. Williams, G. T
Norton, D. F. McLain, w. H. Lark
~. H. Whitchard, S. w. Denton, R
H. Jernigan, J. T. Johnston, J. l
IDennard, Rogers Carver, w. K. Pace
I'd. w. Bryant, w. c. Wills, A. c
| Mcneil, ]. G. Helton, ]. P. Perry, w
| R. Woods, j. A. McLendon, T. B
Raines, U. A. Culpepper ]. D. Col
Ilier, R. l.. Bridges, E. G. Paschal
Jr., ]. T. Warner, G. L. BrightwelI
IL. H. McLendon, H. K. ChamblesS
IT. A. Saunders, B. L. Johnson, G. N
Cannon, Eli B. Bridges, B. F. Laney
w. w. Dismuke, ]. M. Fletcher, "
l.. Hill.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Protracted Meeting at Herod.

The pastor, Rev. z. T. Weaver, is
conducting protracted meeting at
the Baptist church in Herod. He is
assisted by Rev. j. B. Phillips of Ma
con, and Miss Louise Hern of Ameri-
Gus is present and adding much to
singing. Large congregations are
attending the services and much in
terest is being aroused.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19

Col R. F. Crittenden of Shellman,
one of the grand old men of South
west Georgia, was in Dawson Satur-
day visiting his daughter, Mrs. J. NJ.
Bell, While here he took a trip in
the country, and said that he had
never seen finer crops anywhere than
are now growing in Terrell. Colonel
Crittenden, who lives just half way
between the two places, is advocating
an automobile highway from Dawson
to Cuthbert.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19

An ordinary case of diarrhoea can
as a rule, be cured by single dose
OF Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Dlarrhoea Remedy. This remedy has
no superior for bowel complaints.
For sale by all dealers.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Big Day at EufauIa

Thursday, July 25th, will be big
day at Eufaula, the program en-
bracing a barbecue, veterans reun-
ion, baseball games and automobile
and military parades. The railroads
will give excursion rates
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Store House Is Sold

Mr.. l. P. Cooke has bought of Mr..
w. r, Cox the one-story store house
occupied by the Horsley Drug Co. on
the corner of Main street and Sixth
avenue. The consideration was 3d.
500.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
ONE DAY OF CITY COURT.

Adjourned Monday Afternoon Until
Third Monday in August.
After a session of only one day,
IN which a number of cases (both
civil and criminaD were disposed of,
THE city court was adjourned by
Judge Edwards Monday afternoon
until the third week in August. The
jurors who served Monday will re-
turn in August for duty again.
The attorney for Fletcher Hood,
a young white man who was charged
with raising rough house at a
notorious resort, made a plea of in
sanity, and the jury took that view
of it and returned a verdict accord
ingly. He will be sent to the asy-
lum.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Fresh Seeds

New crop turnip seed just received.
send us your orders. Wholesale or
retail. Dawson Drug Co. and Peo
pies Drug Store. Seven varieties.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19

Any skin itching is a temper-test-
er. The more you scratch the worse
it itches. Doan's Ointment cures
piles, eczema-any skin itching. At
all drug stores.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Ice Cream and Candy.

Always fresh at J. A. Sears Candy
Kitchen. Phone 1874, and your or
ders will receive prompt attention.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
DRY IN WEBSTER.
Crops, Especially Corn, Have Suffer.
ed Terribly Around Preston.

Mr.. B. F. Goss, one of the good
citizens of Webster county whose
home is at Preston, was in Dawson
Thursday, and while here called at
The News Office.
He reported that it was still very
dry around Preston, not enough rain
to do much good having fallen in
eight weeks.
Crops were suffering terribly, and
corn will be almost complete fail
ure.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
Baltimore, July Is, 1911
Hornady-Ivey Shoe Co.,
Dawson, Ga.

-
Dear Sirs:
| will be in your
town on the following days:
MONDAY and TUESDAY,
July 31st and August LIST, to
hold our annual Fall and
Winter Opening Tailoring
Display.
Our line this season com
prises all the nobbiest and
newest fabrics, and we feel
confident of being able to sat-
isfy the wants of your trade,
Kindly notify your custom
ers and prospective ones; also
advertise these days for open.
ing.
Hoping that [ will secure
many orders and thanking
you for past favors, I remain
Respectfully yours,
L. ESTES,
Representing M. MOSES &
SON, Baltimore, Md.
HOrnady-IVeV
Shoe Company
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19
A-FOOt -A-Head
IN STYLE AND QUALITY.
A Telegram

has been sent for more White
Slippers. They ought to ar
rive Tuesday or Wednesday
by express.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1911-07-19

Honey Boy Is guaranteed to give
satisfaction. Ask your grocer.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-11-28
Notice 70 CREDITOR.

In the matter OF the estate Of Peter
4. Smerud, also known as Peder Tor
gerson, deceased.
Notice Is hereby given by the UNI
dersigned, Egbert Gilbertson, Admin
istrator with the will annexed OF the
estate Of Peter T. Smerud, also known
as Peder Torgerson, late Of the Town
ship Of Pleasant, in the County Of Cass
and state OF North Dakota, deceased,
to the creditors of, and all persons
having claims against said deceased.
to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers within six months after the
first publication Of this Notice, to said
administrator, at his residence in said
Township OF Pleasant, County Of Cass
and state OF North Dakota.
Dated this goth day Of November.
1911.
EGBERT GILBERTSON,
Administrators with the viii annexed
of the estate Of Peter T. Smerud,
also known as Peder Torgerson, de-
ceased.
NOV. 21-2s-Dec. 5-12.)
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-11-28
WOES OF THE BUSINESS MAN
just . Sample OF the Many Things
That Turn His Raven
Locks 10 Gray.

The new girl was taking dictation
from the head Of the arm, . Wall
street broker. In the letter the gen
tletnan was inveighing against the
practices of certain ger-rfch-quick
houses in the street.
The firm you mention he die
tAted In the course or his epistle,
have an ONCE In an uptown hotel.
but ] DO not consider their business
: legitimate. have never had either
liking or respect for bucket shops.
With personal regards, am yours
very truly" he finished.
Now you can sign that, Miss
Fudge. and mail it, for I've got to
leave at once" And Miss Fudge did.
The next day the boss glanced over
the letter-copying book and tore his
hair when he read. Il have never had
either liking or respect for bucket
Stops" And Miss Fudge put on her
hat.
The next stenographer was young
man. The boss dictated: "The de-
ceased left neither bonds nor stocks
ANY writer OF stenograpbic pothoolfs
knows that the word bonds" is writ.
ten almost exactly like the word
which is sometimes used for "trous-
ers." Hence the man stenographer's
transcription: The deceased left
neither pants nor socks"
And the man secretary put on hls
hat.
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