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ION cloths be carefully considered and

on cloths be careluiiy conSiueieu dnu
applied.
Il venture to say that no legisla-
tive body. has ever had presented 10
it in a more complete and exhaustive
report than this one so difficult and
complicated a subject as the relative
costs of wool and woolens the world
over. It is monument to the thor
oughness, industry, impartiaiify ana
accuracy OF the men engaged in its
making. They were chosen from both
political parties, but have allowed no
partisan spirit to promote or control
their inquiries. They are unanimous
in their findings. I feel sure that
after the report has been printed and
studied. the value of such compend-
jun of exact knowledge in respect to
this schedule of the tariff will con-
vince ali of the wisdom of making
such a board permanent in order that
it NAV treat each schedule OF the
tariff. as it has treated this and then
keep its bureau of information up to
date with current changes in the
economic world.
at is no part of the function of the
tariff board to propose rates of duty.
Their function is merely to present
findings of fact on which rates OF duty
may be fairly determined in the light
of adequate knowledge in accord with
the economic policy to be followed.
This is what the present report does.
1.-THE findings CT fact b. the board
show ample reason for the revision
downward of schedule K. in accord
with the protective principle, and pre-
sent the data, as to relative costs and
prices from which may be determined
what rates will fairly eqnalize the DIFF
ference on production costs. l recon-
mend that such revision be proceeded
with at once.
(Signed) WIN. H. TAFT
In opening his message the presi-
dent reviewed the history of the tariff
board, and explained that he vetoed
the wool tariff bill last summer be-
cause he believed such report as he
now transmits is necessary Ter intel
ligent action.
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An Alarm at Niuht

That strikes terror to the entire
household is the loud, hoarse and me.
ltallic cough of Group. No mistakins
st, and fortunate then the lucky par
lents who keep Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound on hand. H. w. Cassel-
man, Canton, N. Y, says: ut is worth
its weight in gold. Our little children
are troubled with Group and hoarse-
ness, and all we give them is Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound. always
have battle of 1t in the house" VIII
lkinson & Co.
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prices. 1T leaves them embarrassed
by not knowing what service will
cost. 1t subjects people who want to
do the fair thing to constant insult, 1t
leads to adultation OF wealth, II sets
at naught the democratic FIRST come,
first served" principle, and it rompels
servants to cringe before the rich and
neglect the poor.
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Cured In HIS Home Town

COUNCIL BLUFFS. la. Patrick
Danahan, 414 N. 9Th st. tells the way
for his fellow townsmen to be cured
of kidney and bladder ailments as he
himself was cured. For about a year
suffered from kidney trouble and at
last rheumatism set in. l heard OF
Foley Kidney Pills and began taking
them and sitter a short time the pains
all left my back, my rheumatism got
better and l feel am entirely cured
Iof my kidney trouble and that shall
have no more rheumatism" Wilkinson
& Co.
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Or. BRUCE 3. oyLFili.AM

Or. BRUCE 8. oILFiL,.AN,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Once. GIN Main street. over
Crooks & Cox Millinery store Bel
Phone 100 Dlack.
Residence 317 North Fourth stree:
Bell Phone 1850 Red.
Hours: 1912 q. M: ~ p. m: ~
p. n. Sunday by appointment
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Practice lie Disiiked.

Dubuque Times: The American pub
lie dislikes the practice (tipping) be-
cause it makes the people pay two
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Foley Kidney pills

Tonic In action, quick in results Will
cure any case Of kidney or bladder
disorder not beyond the reach OF
medicine. No need to say more. VIII
lkinson & Co.
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Or. J EATON JOHNSTON

Oh. J EATON JOHNSTON
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Tho only physician practicing osts
opathy IN the county. The smitheont
a.; truss fitted and guaranteed. the
Only truss that holds. Office. North
aide OF Main street. third door abovs
fifth Phone %. Residence. Ninth and
Webster. Phone 4ss. ,. o. Lock Boz
Il. Warsaw. Ill.
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Persia and sticking to his post in the
face of the Russian demand for his
discharge, will certainly make the
Americans throw up their hats TO.
Shuster.
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REST ANp HEALTH 10 MoTAER ANp cAILD.

INKS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has DEL
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS, o. o
MoTHERS for their CHILDREN WILLY
rRETH1NC, with PERFEcT SUCCESS 4 !.
SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENB the CuSiai
ALIsAYS all PAIN CURES WIND cOLics au ~
is the best remedy fcr DIARRHuiA. II Is AZ
Bolutely harmless BE sure and ask for MIS- ~ I.
Winslcw's Soothing Syrup" and take no otnss
Eind. Twenty i've cents bottle.
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DIR. w. FRANK BROWN,
SURGERY and GENTITO-URINARY
DISEASES.
Office ~ 402 Main street. Hours
1890 to 1880: $3.50 to 400; 7:45toa
NURSING HOME,
BIB North Fifth street. opens Dec. Ia
Hours at Home to p. M, $3.50 ia
1880 p. m.
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DR.. II. 3. WEscoTT
DENTIST.

Once over Younkers store. corner
Fifth end Main strce:s.
Boil phone 676- Blrc.: Hub. phone l4k
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Or. c. J. CHRISTENSEN
OSTEOPATHlC PHYSICIAN.
Y. NJ. c. A. Building.
once hours to II q. M: 2 to 1
p. m. Residence. Iowa phone ll57.
+. rings Of.cc. Iowa phone lls7. i
ring: Residence 800 North Eighth 81
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W. ,. ttARTFh, M. o., D. Q.
osteopathic ant Electric treatmen,.
spe -ialty. OFT :e. 30 North Fourts
street. Ground floor.
Hours-10 to IL :. M: 2 to s D 3
Evenings by appointment.
2hone-Ofi' Iowa 1?54.Red; real
dence. low Stored.
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PROFESSIONAL. cARns
PHYSICIANS

Or. w. p. SHERLOCK.
PHySIClf AND SURGEON
Otilcs. ~ North Fifth strsa, IS.
Howell builctng.
Once hours-io to IL a. M; ato.
?. M; cvenings. 2 70 .: Sundays !,
TO p. m. :
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-11-11
Daniel Fahrenheit.

In viey of the abnormal weather
which we have had this summer we
think tribute of respect should be
paid to the memory of Gabriel Daniel
Fahrenheit. who was born on Septem.
Der f6. either In 1886 or 1740, 1t is
hard to say which. Before his day sew.
eral attempts had been made to meas
ure the heat level, not the heat, by
tubes containing oil Of spirits of wine,
but n lay with bankrupt merchant
OF Dantzig to show how the feat could
be successfully accomplished.
The first thermometers were made
with spirits of wine; but the ingeni-
Gus Gabriel soon adopted mercury as
his medium. and so it has remained
to this day. His instruments speedily
became known throughout the world,
and though more rational method OF
graduation has since been adopted, the
popular mind still clings to the Fab
renheit scale. Our own Royal society
thought highly of this humble inven-
tor and acknowledged his genius b.
making him one of its fellows. To the
transactions" of the society he con
tributed several papers.--Pall Mall
Gazette
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No days journey was long enough to
wear him out and no fare too poor
for him to live upon.
He was native OF Virginia. Join
ing the western conference in 1892
He was sent to Red River, Tenn. In
his first years work he gave Peter
Cartwright. the famous circuit rider,
his license to preach
In 1905 he was transferred to I'LL.
nois, the entire state being his par.
ish. He made a tour of the state on
horseback and reported 21S CONVEX
sions in the first year. Then he went
to st. Louis, where he made friends.
At the end Of his first year he had or.
ganized church of 20 members and q
Sunday school,
Two years later this church was
strong enough to entertain It's con-
ference. The pioneer then went TO
Chicago and preached the first Meth
odist sermon ever heard there. He
also established the first Methodist
church at Fort Clark, now Peoria.
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HONOR TO PIONEER
Methodists Unveil Tablet to
Early Western Minister.
Rock River Conference Erects Stone
to Memory Of Man Who Organized
First Methodist Church
In Illinois.

Chicago.-The memory of Jesse
Walker. the Daniel Boone" of Meth.
odism. organizer of the Methodist
church in Illinois and first Methodist
pastor In Chicago. was honored in q
monument erected to him and his
wife by the Methodist Episcopal
church and the Methodist Episcopal
church. south. at Plainfeld. this state.
recently
The monument was formally pre-.
sented by Rev. w. NJ Ewing of
Plainfield. pastor of the Methodist
church of that village. Master Everett
Davis Weese, great-great-grandson
OF Jesse Walker. unveiled the monu-
ment. The acceptance Of the monu-
ment in behalf of the conference was
made by Bishop j. H. Hamilton The
final chord of good feeling was
touched by Bishop e. r. Hendrix Of
the Methodist church, South. who
made the address.
Jesse Walker was born in Vir-
ginia in 1766 and he was a pioneer
preacher In Missouri and Illinois dur.
ing the first third of the last century.
After he had started the Chicago
church. which was one Of the land.
marks of the city for years, and after
he had served as the first presiding
elder In Illinois he went to st. Louis,
where he continued his work. He
died In Plainfield In 1885.
The monument is of Vermont gran
lite. six feet high and occupies con-
spicuous place in the little cemetery.
1t was paid for by subscriptions OF
the mmebers Of the conference
Jesse Walker was pioneer in every
sense OF the word and his was a strik-
ing personality of the church militant.
Whenever a virgin field with especial
difficulties was to be entered, he was
the man the bishops of his church
chose for the work.
His natural vigor was almost SUI
perhuman. He did not appear to re-
luire food and rest as did other men.
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FARMER KILLED BY MACHINE
Swiftly Revolving Knives of an EnsiI.
age Chopper Cut Him
to Pieces.

st. Joseph, Mo.-Drawn upon the
fast revolving knives of an ensilaee
cutter on his place near here, Andrew
Lendey. young farmer, met a horri
Bile death. His right arm was first
severed at the shoulder. In his strue.
giles to free himself his entire left
side, including the heart. was torn on
The cutter had nearly finished its
work Of preparing fodder for the
Lendey silo. Lendey sought to get a
piece of cornstalk from the machin.
cry In the knife box. The operators
Of the cutter heard his screams, but
were unable to stop the engine in
time. The victim is survived by a
wife. a bride Of year.
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They're All About .TaiIors.

All criticism" said Professor
Brander Matthews in one OF his bril-
liant Columbia lectures, us to GER
tain extent, personal and biased" H
paused and smiled. THE Tailor and
Cutter, weekly paper" he resumed,
said in a recent leading article:
"'Carlyle's "Sartor Resartus," Mere
dith's Evan Harrington" and Kings
iey's Alton Locke" will be great
classics when the ephemeral novels
OF today will have long since per-
ished'"
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Your first duty, after notifying q
surgeon. is to provide support for the
Injured member In the form of an i'm.
provised splint. Flat pieces OF board,
as broad. If possible. as the limb and
slightly longer than the broken bone,
canes. umbrellas, In fact anything that
VIII accomplish your end may be used.
In adjusting these. pad with any soft
material that is at hand; straw, leaves
or cushions made Of grass may be
used Avoid any pressure on the In
jured part, cover it with a cloth, and
keep wet with clean. cold water
Wdman's Home Companion.
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Variety Actor Tackles Second Grave.
digger In Hamlet and Steals
All the Laughs.

A company playing Hamlet" was
forced to find an actor to play the
Second Gravedigger on account of the
illness of the second comedian Of the
company. The only actor available
was variety performer. who had no
reverence for Shakespeare and no re-
spect for the traditions of the classic
drama. The Second Gravedigger was
q comedy part, and he knew that he
could get away with it."
When the First Gravedigger threw
on the first waistcoat, revealing an
other underneath, the audience tit
tered. The removal of the second
waistcoat brought loud laugh, and
the third produced roar. The First
Gravedigger was delighted. He had
never played to such an appreciative
audience, and visions Of good notices
In the papers and possible increase
In salary began to loom up before his
eyes. AS he threw of the fourth
waistcoat he turned partly around,
and the cause of the unusual hit was
disclosed to him.
The Second Gravedigger. being &C
custcmed to build laughs on lines and
business of other actors, saw his op-
portunity and seized it. AS fast as
the First Gravedigger would throw
the waistcoats on the ground, the
variety comedian would pick them up
and put them on. The new business
was much funnier to the audience
than the old. with which it was thor
oughly familiar.
Not content with having stolen the
laughs from the regular comedian In
this scene, the new man went fur
Their. When the First Gravedigger
said to him. Go, get thee to Yaugh-
an; fetch me stoup of liquor" Ito
which there is no reply In the text,
the assistant sexton replied:
Vaughan told me to tell you that
you couldn't have any more liquor
from him till you paid for the last you
got. The Bookman.
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FRlCHTFUI
SUFFERING OF
A WOMAN
Mrs. Garrett, Of vandervoolt, De
seribes How She Suffered and
How She Got Relief.

vandervoort, Ark.-Mrs. Dora Gar
rett, Of this place, says: II suffered
every month. for . year, and got
weaker every day. My head and back
would ache so bad, could not sit up.
! tried all kinds Of medicines, and
they all failed to cure me. Then my
mother told me to take Cardui. When
/ had taken one bottle. was able to
do all of my work. l can recommend
Cardui to be the greatest woman's
remedy in the world. have used It
and know what it will do
When woman is Ill. the real trou-
BILE Is generally some arrangement Of
her constitution, and the headache,
and backache. ETC., are merely symp-
toms Of her womanly weakness. The
proper treatment. therefore. IL Cariui,
the woman's tonic. No other medi-
cine, OF tonic, has exactly the same
results as Cardui. No other has the
record Of so many years of successful
use in cases of womanly ailments.
II Mrs. Garrett had taken Cardui
sooner, she might have been spared
the long sickness and much suffering.
A few doses Of Cardui at the right
time will often save serious suffering
and prevent long sickness. Don't
delay. Begin to take Cardui at once.
N. B-Write tos Ladies' Advisory
Dept, Chattanooga Medicine CO., Chat.
fnnooga, Tenn, for Special Instruc.
Hons, and 04-page book, AHOme Treat.
ment for Women" sent in plain WRAP.
per- ON request.
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Clement ]. Driscon, at dinner n
New York, told q number Of amusing
stories about his strenuous life a
commissioner of weights and meas
ures last year.
"A friend Of mine," said Mr.. Dris-
coll, noticed one morning that his
grocer looked very sad. what's the
matter, old manr my friend asked
5okingly. The weights and measures
man hasn't been. dropping in on you,
hope
Yes, he has, snapped the esecsr.
, But you don't really mean to say.'
exclaimed my friend. that he caught
you giving only fifteen ounces to the
pound?
Worse than that!' groancd the
grocer. I've been giving seventeen -
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ono day Of the wonderful cures made
By Lydia E. Pinkha1n's Vegetable
Compound and decided to try Il.
and It has made me well woman.
NY netghbors and friends declare IL
had worked q miracle for me. Lydia
X Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is
worth jts weight In gold for wom3n
during this period Of life. If It will
help others you may publish my
letter: Mrs. NATHAN B. GREAroN,
u N. Main Street. Natick. Mass.
The Change Of Life Is the most criti-
cal period Of Q woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that thore Is no other remedy known
to medicine that will 20 successfully
CARY women through this trying
period ~ Lydia e. Pinkham's Yege-
table Compound
II y0u would like special advice
about your case write a cQnfiden-
tai letter to Mrs. Pinlkham. at
Lynn Mass. Her advice Is free.
and always helpful.
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ls Of Scotch orjoin.

Ellen Key, who has written q nam.
Der OF books and has had much to do
with molding public opinion In Swe.
den, Is descended from Scotch high.
lander, Colonel Mickey, who fought un.
der Gustavus Adolphus. In 1880 her
father lost all his money and Miss
Key went to work as teacher. She
then gave. lectures and has for 20
years been lecturer ON the history Of
civilization at the Popular University
Of Stockholm.
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spanking Age 10 Months.

Kansas City, Mo--The age limit
under which no child should be epank.
ed is one and one-half years. according
to Judge Porterfeld In the juvenile
court Paul Wilson and his wife were
in court charged with spanking the
woman's child. which is just under the
limit.
If I ever hear OF either of yor
spanking that child again. or any 9th
er person spanking child under one
and. one-half years. Ill put you or
them in JAIL" the Judge said.
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An UnbeIIever.

Sir" said the naughty American
to his adhesive tailor, II object to this
boorish dunning. would have you
know that my great-great-grandfather
was one of the early settlers"
And yet," sighed the anxious trades
man, there are people who believe An
heredity.
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grapefruit creenerv.

Effective greenery for the dining
room table may be made by planting
the seeds of grapefruit. Sow them
thickly, and in two weeks, IL the earth
is good and has been kept moist in a
warm place. the little shoots appear.
Two weeks more and the leaves un-
fold, and very soon there is mass Of
rich, glossy green, which is not af-
fected by gas or furnace Subur-
ban Life.
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and In a few weeks was about the
house, well and strong again."
when Your Back Is Lame, Re-
member the Name-DOAN'S." SOC a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
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SHIFT
1t Your Food Fails to Sustain You,
Change.

One sort of diet may make a person
respondent, depressed and blue and q
change to the kind of food the body
demands will change the whole thing
young woman from Phila. says:
For several years kept in a run.
down. miserable sort of condition. was
depressed and apprehensive OF trouble.
lost flesh In distressing way and
seemed In q perpetual sort OF dreamy
nightmare. No one serious disease
showed. but the 'all-over' sickness was
enough.
Finally. between the doctor and IA.
Their, was put on Grape-Nuts and
cream. as it was decided l must have
nourishing food that the body could
make use of.
The wonderful change that came
over me was not, like Jonah's gourd,
the growth OF q single night, yet It
came with rapidity that astonished
me.
During the first week gained IN
weight, my spirits improved, and the
world began to look brighter and more
worth while.
And this has continued steadily, till
now. after the use of Grape-Nuts Cor
only few weeks. am perfectly wen.
feel splendidly. take lively interest in
everything, and am changed person
In every way" Name given by Postum
Co, Battle Greek, Mich.
Read the little book. The Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's reason
Ever read the nbove letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
arc genuine, true, and full Of huma1
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-11-11

SPoHN'S DISTEMPER CURE win
cure any possible case of DISTEMPER.
PINK EYE, and the ike among horses
OF all ages, and prevents all Others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
ANY good druggist can supply you, or send
TO mfrs. 90 cents and 81 90 bottle. Agents
wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co.,
spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind.
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XII d ney secretions
were troublesome. /
was fast in bed four
months. Three doc
tors said there was
no cure for me and /
was given up to die.
Being urged, l used
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Soon I was heffer
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-11-11

You may have noticed how differ
ent men are from hogs. The latter
never want to do things that are not
good for them.
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|0f life before / tried
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound. ] was in such
% nervous condition
D could not keep
M y limbs
were cold, / had
creepy sensations.
and / could not sleep
nights. I was finally
told by two phys
icians that I also,
had a tumOr. I read
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Overlooked.

Knicker-We can't carry revolvers
any longer?
Bocker-But they didn't take away
the girls hatpins
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Association Of Ideas

You have a great many tlies and
mosquitoes" said the rather super
cilious girl.
Yep replied Farmer Corntossel.
Il don't like to mention it, but rye
noticed every year that flies, mos
Quitoes and summer boarders all ap-
pears to be on hand at the same
time"
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Australia Likes American Magazines.
American magazines are constantly
Increasing their popularity In both
Australia and New Zealand.
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Not II He Knew n.

That's nice little game you
played on that girl in not showing up
at the church when you were to be
married to her"
well, 1t wasn't tie game.
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The noblest work of God is man. but
you can't make some married women
believe 1t.
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RED-soUND FOR MONTHS.

Hope Abandoned After Physicians
Consultation.
Mrs. Enos Shearer, Yew and Wash
ington Sts., Centralia, Wash, says:
For years was weak and run down,
could not sleep, my limbs swelled and
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Rivalry.

Does your automobile 60 faster
than your neighbor's?"
No." replied Mr.. Chuggins. but
my danger signal makes a much more
disagreeable noise than hfs.-
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Editor am obliged to decline your
poem with thanks. am very sorry,
but
Poet-But what?
Editor-The management insists up
on my declining all poems that way,
you know.
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Some OF us are apt to take advice
that doesn't belong to US.