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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
Just one more pay day left.
The Strong Men

Behold the man OF muscle, who
years the victer's crown! In gor-
seous scrap and tussle he pinned
he others down. His Drawn stands
out In hummocks, he like a lion
reads; he sits on foemen's stom-
tchs and stands them on their heads.
The strong MEN of all regions, tbs
mighty men of note, come here II
beefy legions to try to get his goat
with cordial smiles he greets them
and when we've raised a pot, upol
the mat he meets them and ties then
tr a knot. From Russia's froze
acres. frow Grecian ports they sal
and Turkey sends her takers
gather in the kale; old brooding F.,
rope breeds them, these mighty me
Of Drawn; our Strong Man takes an
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
Art BARGAINS at Messina.

Sicily now offers chance for every
tourist and art lover to become his
own Pierpont Morgan. In the full
ness of time the ruins Of Messina.
as a correspondent from Taormina
writes, are "being taken to pieces .
The Italians are actually heaving
them into the sea to clear the sites
for new earthquake-proof cement
structures. 1t is reported that
among the debris are many beautiful
fragments of sculpture and also
carvings In wood None of the
natives seem much concerned about
these sacrifices; and even II theV
were there would still be funds avail
able for finding a market.
The winter traveller. now idline
abroad should think of the homo
museums and should get his at
tention, taste and money into play
Architects ard dealers in antique
should realize that these stone cary
| i-gs can he used to advantage II
gardens and on terraces. Though
/ Messina was never an art center 2
| first Importance, rummage saif
amidst her ruins would help furnisl
the rich yet bare towns Of the neWe
world. Who will be the first OF on
travellers to sent something goo
hack homer Record-He
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

For 1 petticoat to wear under the
plain narrow skirt Of the winter cloth
suit heavy china silk, In q shade
matching the suit IL one OF the best
materials possible TaffetA, because
Of its rustic. ID no longer considered
smart. while the soft satin skirts do
not wear we'll. Thare Ia practically no
weight to the china silk, and Il wears
well. Some Of the skirts are made
merely with q wide hem. while scant
ruffle OF Hounce. with q few pin tucks,
form q trimming on others.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
UNCLE WALT POET PHILOSOPHER

Christmas shopping before the Anal rush began
ana clerks bless that
sanity beautiful nor largely gifted, he moved
THE EARLY sphere inspiration lifted
SHOPPER to shining peaks common man. be-
whskered burly seemed be obscure
shopping early Will endure
And there we're thinkers Of noble
who failed the worlds
suy heights of fame
could they attain they shopping their eff
your boastful yawping, for folks
Christmas shopping before II
is too ALFRED late!
q. -ss;:. ..s g x. s- (NaatNls4cv
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
More Important.

"Oficer, there's a gambling Joint In
full blast down here in the next block
one Of the steerers, II that's what you
cali 'em, showed me the stairway that
leads up to It."
Cant ye see. mister. that I'm busy
maxim the merchants take their signs
in on tn sidewalk"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

Miss Ivy Cole, the Denver wait,
Fess, who recently purchased a fur
coat with 1000 dimes received in
tips during the year, Is deluged with
letters and postal cards from all
parts of the country from men who
want to marry her because of her
trugality. We fail to see anything
frugal in fur coat costing LOCO
lines regardless of the method by
which the said 1000 dimes were OBJ.
.ained. The cost alone is evidence
Of high and expensive ideas on the
7art Of the pretty waitress.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

What the deuce am do.
Ing wrong, caddie? III
The caddie Tin his element)-Why.
yer stance Is rotten. an yer puifin'
yer drive. an slicin' yer brassy. Yer
too COW wi yer iron, an yer toppin
WI yer rnashie: yer fallin' back and
drawn In. Yer don't keep yer eye
on the ball and yer can't putt Ter
ffee.-London Sketch.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
Easy.

Physician--Have you any aches or
pains this morning7 g,
Patient Yes, doctor. II hurts me to
breathe. In fact, the only trouble now
seems to be with my breath.
Physician-Al right Ill give you
something that will soon stop that
Good Housekeeping. q
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

Coral-pink nuns yelling and silk are
combined in this dainty little dress.
The material for skirt ID set In box
pleats each side front and back, q
deep band Of silk being laid between
the pleats at the foot: the material
for bodice ID also arranged In pleats.
with silt laid between: tho small
yoke Is Of piece lace.
Materials required: 81 yards a
inches wire. / yard SILK "a inchea
wide. X yard piece lace IS inches
wide.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
Lavender Circulation.

The above is correct statement
OF the circulation of The Cairo
bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month OF November, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
subscribed and sworn to before
me this sixth day Of December. 1871
LEO J. KLEB,
fssaI Y Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
Tekz4.-.M ~-.zs.sN-
RANDOM CLIPPINGS
Information Wanted.

b Hasn't the time arrived when the
public may properly manifest an In
terest in the outcome OF the activi-
ties OF Mayor Shanks Of IndIanapo-
lis?
Mayor Shanks is the man who
made up his mind to fight certain.
middle men OF this city. He bought
apples and potatoes and meat ard
other things by the carload, and led
the work OF selling these to all who
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

The sugar trust is going 20 pay
pensions to its employees. How
about those who are now serving
aenitentiary sentences for making
he scales cheat?
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

If they are "blind tigers" King
George need not have gone to India
% hunt Observation-Disclosures
Appeal. No, not If he had started
put from some point in Tennessee.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

Wonder If Woodrow Wilson and
'enator LaFollette would be willing
% compromise on the vice presi-
iency?
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

When Rudyard Kipling wrote that
Female of the Species poem he
doubtless had in mind the recent an
ics Of those London Suffragists.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number Of complete
ana psrfert copies Of The
CARD Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year 1910.
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
ire month Of November.
1911 ....
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

II news doesn't improve some
within the next few days. the news
oapers win simply be forced to re-
new that war between England and
gfermany.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

To obtain the proper amount of
anjoyment out Of Christmas, we
WOULD advise you not to have your
handbook balanced before next Tues
lay. q
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Lastminute are ex-
,ected TO do their Christmas shop
ling in Cairo between 10 and IL p
n. Saturday night.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

China is not near as sleepy as 1t
lsed to be. The women have signed
/ pledge declaring they win not pay
axes unless permitted to vote.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

Recent reports from Indianapolis
Indicate that the McNamaras are
Tipping back into the limelight
,gain. :,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

1t is now reported that the price
II tea is to advance, but who cares!
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

Have you received your usual as
Tortinent OF calendars?
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
Too Hot

He told his old straw hat good-by
And sang a glad refrain; ,,..-....
The sun stlll blazed up IN the sky
He's put It OH again
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
New cuahIor roos.

Some new cushion tops to be worked
In tapestry colors have the patterns
woven In colors In the canvas. The
designs and colors are taken from old
German tapestries.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatemeni
III fact or To any error concerning
INV INV man ~ thing, corrections viii
cheerfully be made,)
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
snit AGAINST the Steel Trust.

sui Against tue oNccl AlHn" tls
One of the direct results OF the III
yestiration by the Stanley Commit
too elected by the Democratic House
Of Representatives, into the affairs
Of the United States Steel Corpora
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
IZ1ekTFGHEN


HAT win not woman. gentle
woman dare. IN
when strong affection stirs her spirit
upf -Scuthey.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
NOTICE 10 SUBSCRIBERS

If sou fail to receive your
paper by Z q. M, on week
days and s d. m, on Sundays
telephone to The Bulletin of
fee, No. 66, either phone and
one win be sent to you By
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

ParadoxicaI Qualities
"Gossip is very narrow sort Of
habit"
yet It Il one which spreads 1 srsdt
dsAl."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
MIaht Be Worse

~ Might 30 Worse.
He bought some bogus mining stock
And hoped 'twould make him wealthy.
On, we'll. twas not no great shock
He stili. at least, u healthy. AZ I
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21
High Valuation,

~ Hioh Valuation. 4
rs his Aanoee fond Of himf" asked
Maude.
Il should say SOL replied Mayntse.
"Shs thinks as much Of him ~ She
d0Ss u her engagement rtug."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-12-21

It II 4 bit hard at Zines to know
what to serve with different soups.
For rich cream soup dry saitsd
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
: G.: Ga: "a 6; e: Make all the Difference


One of the smokiest places on earth
is undoubtedly Achill, off the coast OF
Mayo, Ireland. A smoky atmosphere
is not an unknown thing in any Irish
cabin, but In Achill the greater the
smoke the higher the satisfaction of
the natives, for there smoke means
potatoes, aud potatoes mean food 1t
is to one of the methods Of procuring
SCOT that the islander owes the smoky
condition Of his cabin. SCOT he must
have or the potatoes will not grow
In the titled fields he erects little huts,
called whogues," formed by
''scraws," or sods, of heather from the
mountains. Within these huts he
keeps fire Of peat burning for six
weeks or two months, at the end of
which period the scraws are. from
theft continual lmpregnation with
smoke. transformed into SCOT. Turf
or peat Is abundant on the island, and
the large fires cost nothing - Harper's
Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
Diana of Ephesus.

Ephesus was one of the twelve Ionic
cities Of Asia Minor and was situated
In Lydia, near the mouth OF the river
Caystrus. According to Strabo. II was
founded by Androclus. son Of Codrus.
1t ultimately came into possession Of
the Romans, and in the time Of Au-
gustus IL was the greatest place Of
trade of all the cities Of Asia west OF
the Taurus St Paul resided there
three years, but the destruction Of its
great temple by the Goths In 260 A. p,
gave IL blow from which II never
recovered. This was the famous TEN.
pie Of Diana. Near the western ex-
uemity of the town are 81 TO be seen
some massive structures, which have
since 1868 been carefully excavated,
II Is now certain that these stand on
the famous temple site
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
AN UNUSUAL FOURTH
Texas Town Has Uncle Sam Inter.
ested in Preparations For
Coming Crest ceie-
bration.

san Antonio, Texas, May 29.---Cor.
pAs Christi, Texas, is preparing for an
unusual Fourth of July celebration
and Uncle Sam is taking hand in the
preparations. Recently, since an eff
Tort has been made for deep water at
Corpus Christi, which viii make IL
port OF entry on the Texas coast
ani the institution Of the Peacock Ma.
val Academy near that city by spec.
ri oct Of Congress, Corpus Christi has
been much in the public.eye and many
new improvements and enterprises OF
the most substantial kind have been
inaugurated Now in line with other
advancement, the city proposes tn
have one OF the greatest Fourth of
July celebrations in the country In
response to a request of Roy Miller
secretary of the Commercial Cluh m
that CITY, the revenue cutter Window
stationed at Galveston, will procnca
10 Corpus Christi and take leading
part 10 the great national anniversary
demonstration. This is said to ba
the FIRST time the government has Nor.
m'tted one OF its war vessels IN be.
come the central figure In sen coast
Fourth Of July celebration.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

MOTHER she's suffragette;
W. Sister Mays singer;
~ Cousin jeans
An actorine.
Me and pa don't linger
Longer round the house than we
Think 1t IL essential
Cause we're really gettin' SO
We're inconsequentisl
Brother Bobs lecturer.
Fills the night with spoutin.
But we're missln'
When we lissen
Sleep that's wrecked by shoutn'.
P'raps you think the way we live
Is serene and pleasant.
But I'm sick of feelin' that
I'm simply some one present
Nav she reads her papers to us;
May she shrieks her MARBLES through
u.s.:
Jean rehearses
Daughters curses;
Roberts lectures fairly glue us.
Seems as thpsgh the family
Ought to sayCexpense
Furnishing them genuses
With an audience.
We don't have no higher career
Haint got no ambition,
All we do is Jest support
The family's position
Wesiust work and run the range,
Furnish all the spendin change.
Gee. sometimes Ii does seem strange
Watchin' erudition.
Yes. We've got our little griefs-
Where's the man that hezn't?--
But the worst is feelin' that
We're simply some one present.
Spokane Spokesman Review,
Her Secrets.
He-Can you keep secret? She
On one condition. He--Wh is that? ?
She Provided | don't know 1t.
Hopeful.
1T was terrible sensation" says
the man who is narrating his ex peri.
ences while almost drowning After
went down for the third time my
past life dashed before me in series
Of pictures"
You didn't happen TO notice." asks
the friend. edging forward with In.
terest. "a picture OF me lending you
that $40 In the fall OF 1908, did you Pr
I IAa eM NIX
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

town at tie same time Grizzly Pete,
One Eyed Sam and Arizona Joe among
the number. land the rest OF the popu
lation is made up Of bad men who are
reckoned to be handy with the gun.
When this giant terror is seen comm
down the mountain trail three or four
men straightway goes out of town at
the other end feelin' sure that some
one would be wiped out In less'n ten
minutes. while those who remain work
thar guns around thar coattailS and
prepare to greet the stranger civ'ly.
He Gums walkin up the street till he
reaches the Dead Shot saloon, and thar
he halts and looks as black as thun-
der and roars out:
my cognomen s. Awful Jones, and
] halls from the highest peak of the
Rocky mountains The same convul-
shun of natur' that split the mountain
20 TWO at Bridge?'s pass threw me on
airth, and I'M good to live fur the
next 500 years. However. don't no
body run away from me. I'm 'leven
feet high and weigh a ton. but amt
dangerous. MY failin' is that haint
got no sand. and I've alIus run away
from the Teller who started to pick
tont with me-
AT this pint three or four men ex-
tends him Invitations to drink. an
after imbibin liberal quantity Of
tGnglefoot the terror utters roar like
the noise OF a snowslide and goes on;
lit was me that skeered hull war
party of Apache Injuns outer Plum
valley but didn't do 1t with my guns.
Jest bellered at 'em, and they fed in
terror. I've got an awful voice on me,
but I'm harmless as young Jack rab
bit, Don't make no mistake on me
and take me fur fighter
How the Yell Reached His Honor.
Eyes. that's the way he hollered"
continued his honor as he east glance
OF contempt at the prisoner land his
voice reached from end to end OF the
town. 1t reached me in my Red Dog
saloon, and | wondered If somebody
had come along and set up foghorn
You may ask why | didn't buckle Oh
my guns and cum out to investigate
Int answer that bizness at the bar
was rushin' and thar was poker
game on hand besides Purity soon
three Of the other terrors. not feelln
as well as usual. edges outer town and
starts fur Duck river. but thar was
other invitations fur the big Teller to
drink and make himself Mt home. He
drinks ag'in and ag'in. and thar is a
lovely smile on his face as he looks
the crowd over and roars:
Grizzly bars fee In terror as they
hear my footsteps. and when whistle
the mountain lion hunts his lair and
continues TO tremble fur the next two
days. 1t was me that stopped snow.
slide up In Eagle canyon last winter.
and 1t was me that turned back
stampedin' herd Of 10000 cattle over
in the Coco valley a month ago. How
sumever don't nobody run away In
size I'm the biggest human critter west
Of the Mississippi river, but as fur sand
amt got pinch
AT this juncture." said the court.
"all the terrors left IN town folds thar
tents ana starts fur Lone Pine. while
the bad men walks softly around aud
makes ready to bolt when the critical
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
Hawaii Swimming Tourney.

A team OF Hawaiian swimmers are
coming TO the united States in July
that Is, II they are satisfied they are
good enough TO haye a chance with
the Americans, For the purpose OF
finding out the real merit OF the Ha-
waiians an aquatic meet is TO be held
at Honolus on June IL. This is to be
record meet, and If the records are
at an respectable the men will be sent
to the Pacific coast.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
SANDY BEND HOkE
Awful Jones. the Busted Terror,
Comes to Town.
KICKED OUT By THE CHINESE.
The Courts Sentences Carried Out, and
Citizens fined 81 Ever because They
Got Scared by the Mountain Msnace.
Jim Peters Neat Job.

BY NJ. QUAD
iCopyright, 1911. by Associated Literary
Press
"T\HIs we're court being opened
in due form said Judge
Hoke OF Sandy Bend as he
TOOK his place on the bench
"she calls your attention to Awful Jones
over thar In the prisoners box. You
may have all seen him before. but it
won't do no hurt to look ag'in. He's
what may be called busted terror.
and 1t will be well You remember him
AT early hour yesterday forenoon
Awful Jones he strikes this young and
thrivin town OF Sandy Bend, He Is
over six feet high and weighs clus
upon $50 pounds He looms up like
hill, and when he utters a warhoop
the sound is like the rumble OF thun
der. He has long hair. Is dressed In
buckskins and his guns number three
and his knives two.
''That he Is a terror from way back
and thar he Ia three ply and double
tinted Is realized by all at first glance
There is half dozen other terrors in
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
KEEP YOUR HEAD UNCOVERED.
The Constant Wearing Of n Hat Propo~
gates DandruH Germs.

There are many men who wear their
hats practically all the time when awake.
and are blessed with heavy shock OF
hair; yet IL the scalps OF these same men
once became infested with dsndrufr
germs, the parasites would multiply all
the quicker for lack OF air. Badness
would ensue as the final result. New
bros Herpicide kills these germs and
stimulates unhealthy hair to abundant
growth Herpicide is y pleasant hair
contains not an atom OF Injurious sub
stance sold by leading druggists. Send
loo. ia stamps for ssfnplo to The Hsrpi-
eide Co.. Detroit Mich
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
poYIe MAKING Good.

Jimmy Doyle. the Cubs new third
baseman, is fast winning his spurs
he has barted IN many runs at crit
zeal stages since be went 10 the far
corner. and III each contesT he shows
signs OF overcoming the nervousness
that laid hold ~ him before BE- became
thoroughly accustomed % the machine
like WORK of-Chancs and Tinker, VA
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

do you save Up money for rainy
day, dear?"
"Oh. no. never shop when II
rains Brownings Magazine
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

They say Maude is rather duh"
Don't know; she gave me an awful
cut.'-New York Telegram.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
Narrow Margin.

The proverbs which try to de-
fine the difference between the
wise man and the fool are as
tonishlngly many. considering
how very slight the difference
Is. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

remember your friends and the world will Judge
you accordingly. Remember, too that nothing will
make you feel old so soon as lazy liver and its
consequences nothing will make woman look
older than she should, as the dull eyes, the salow
SKIN which come when the system is clogged with
poisonous bile. For your own good correct these
bad conditions by few doses Of Beechams Pills.
They clear the system, stir your liver and kid
neys to natural activity, regulate your bowels
You'll feel and look younger you'll be far better
after you use this best known, safe and always rel
able family remedy. You will know for yourself that
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

At all druggists, 10c.,
CSC. Full directions
in every box.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30

BY NJ. QUAD.
iCopyright, 1911, by Associated Literary
Press
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-30
AMONG THOSE PRESENT.

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
The Washington times., 1911-03-11
Northeast Citizens
To Have Busy Session

Several questions of public import
ance Will be discussed next Monday
evening at the regular monthly meeting
of the Northeast Washington Citizens
Association, at Northeast Temple,
Twelfth and H streets northeast.
Evan H. Tucker Is president and s.
Sowerbutts secretary of the associa-
tim
The Washington times., 1911-03-11
Rev. J. ]. Dimon to Preach
At St. Andrews Tomorrow

The Rev. ]. ]. Dimon, pastor Of st.
Andrews Protestant Episcopal Church,
will preach the sermont at the morning
service at st. Andrews tomorrow, and
the Rev. DR.. DeVries, Of st. Mark s
Church, will preside in the evening.
The Washington times., 1911-03-11

S1.25 to Baltimore and Return.
Saturdays and Sundays via Fennsy,-
vania Railroad. Tickets good to return
until Sunday night. All regular trains
except the Congressional Limited"
The Washington times., 1911-03-11
Italy to Show Progress.

The international exposition which
will be opened at Turin on April 20 Is
expected to show that Italy has pro-
gressed more rapidly than any other
European nation in the last fifty years.
The Washington times., 1911-03-11

Phone Downey's Stables, 1910 L ST.,
for finest carriages at reasonable rates
-Advt.
The Washington times., 1911-03-11
Low Rate one-Way Colonist Fares

Via Baltimore & Ohio R. R. to many
Pacific Coast points; from March 10 to
April 10. Consult Ticket Agents for de-
tails.-Advt
The Washington times., 1911-03-11
Baltimore & Ohio. Important Notice

Baltimore q OnlO. AnPoLldnI NoliSe'
On and after Sunday, March II, all
trains running locally between WASH
ington and Baltimore in both directions
will be withdrawn from Mt. Royal Sta
rive at and depart from Camden Sta
ton only on upper or street level plat
form No change in express train SER
vice Every Hour on the Hour" from
Washington to Camden station, Balti-
more. from 700 A. NJ. to 1000 P. NJ. week
days.-Advt.