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The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Make Good.

wake up, Gull" says the burglar,
shaking the man by the shoulder.
The man wakes up, and jumps up.
too.
81 went troo dis house las week an
got $100 an bum gold watch" ex-
planned the burglar; IAN de papers
said dat you said your loss was 500
an joolry to the amount O. five or six
hundred"
sYe-yes?"
We'll. make good, sport. Me pard-
ner dat was watchin' on de outside
made me cough up de difference be-
tween what / got and what you said
/ got. Now, you got to make good.
You can't beat me dat way.'-Judge's
Library.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Spanish Cream.

Dissolve half box OF gelatine In
little warm water. Put one and one
half pints of milk in double boiler,
beat the yolks of three eggs with two
thirds of cup of sugar, add to the
milk and boil for few minutes, then
add the gelatine. Take from the fire
and stir in the beaten whites OF four
eggs and put into mold and when
cold serve with whipped cream.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
The Winner.

They say Thinkitt is making money
hand over fist with his correspondence
school," remarks the man with the
misfit ears.
Il should say he is" answers the
man with the uncertain whiskers.
THAT man Thinkitt stumbled onto the
best idea for correspondence school
that anybody ever heard Of.
What was it?"
.'He advertises: Learn by Mail
How to Run the Best Paying Business
in the Country Ten Easy Lessons
Fully Instruct You How to Conduct a
Correspondence School OF Any Kind"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

i done been readin' whah de good book
say
Time shill be no mo-
Terday, termorrer ner yistehday-
Time shiI be no mo-
] amt gwine staht en- / amt gwine quit.
De shade won move from de place L sit;
En- dey cain boss me when | res bit
Time shill be no mo-.
o, White Man, SEN dem clock hams roun',
En- grin when all de whistles SCUM,
En- drive me hyuh drive me dah
En- keep me hustlin' neah en- fab,
But de good book hit say so
Time shill be no mo-.
won be wakin ter de 'lahm-clock
bang
Time shill be no mo-.
/ won be sweatin' in de shovel gang
Time shill be no mo.
] won be prayin' fo' de res at noon.
Ner akin night fo ter come long soon
But I'll des lay round en- I'll sing dis
chune:
Time shill be no mo-.
O. White Man, cuss me all yo' please
En- dock me when l stop ter sneeze.
Yo run dis worr. an fuss en- veX-
Yo cain blow whistles in de mex!
Fo in de good book hit say So
Time shill be no mo-.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Doubling His Word.

Two Irishmen occupied beds in the
same room. BY and by one of them
woke up.
Mike" said he, did you put out
the cat?"
II did," said Mike.
An hour later Patrick woke up
agein.
Mike said he, Mike, did you put
out the cat?"
"Sure 1 did," said Mike, sleepily.
"On me word of honor"
Some time later Patrick again
walked up.
Nike" said he, Mike, We divvle;
we did not put out the cat
Well" said Mike angrily, "if ye
will not take the word of honor of a
gintleman get up and put her out
yerself."
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Try This for Colds
Prescription Known for Results
Rather than LARGE Quantity.

Go to your druggist and get 1.-TWO
ounces of Glycerine and half an ounce
of Concentrated Pine compound. Mix
these with half a. pint Of good whisky.
Shake well. Take one to two teaspoon
Smaller doses to children according to
age" Any one can prepare this at
home. This is said to be the quickest
cough and cold cure known to the
medical profession. Be sure to get only
the genuine (Globe) Concentrated Pine.
Each half ounce bottle comes in tin
screw-top sealed case. II the druggist
Is out OF stock he will quickly get 1t
from his wholesale house Don't fool
with uncertain mixtures. It Is risky.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Spring Humors are due to the i'm
pure, impoverished, devitalized condi-
ton of the blood brought about by
the unhealthful modes OF living dur
ing the winter. too close confinement,
too little outdoor air and exercise. too
heavy diet. Hoods Sarsaparilla cures
them and builds up the whole system
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Greatest Little Invention.

The greatest little invention that
has been given to the world is the
lucifer match 1t was invented in
1927 It is small, but like Portals
candle, it has shed great light into
the world. 1t gave man mastery OF
fire. Before this fire had been con-
trary hired man, but now 1t became
an obedient servant
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
THREE FLATIRoNs IN ONE
New Invention That Will Be Appreci-
ated by Housewife Requiring Diff
fernt Weights in irons.

Every housewife appreciates having
a pressing iron suited in weight to
the garment or CLOTH being pressed out.
and for this reason two or three irons
of different weights are often part OF
the laundry equipment
The Van electric iron, however, is
designed to make it serviceable in all
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Hoods SarsapariIia has no equal
for cleansing the blood and expellin9
the humors that accumulate during
the winter. 1t effects It's wonderful
cures because 1t combines the utmost
remedial values of more than twenty
different ingredients. Insist on having
Hoods. It has no substitute.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Honey Sandwiches.

Honey sandwiches were much rel
,ehed at a tea the other day, the honey
being blended with butter before 1t
was spread on slices of Boston brown
bread In another sweet sandwich the
bread was sprinkled thickly with
maple sugar after being buttered,
when two thin slices were pressed to-
gether.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Caramel Sauce.

Into q clean saucepan put cupful
OF granulated sugar and melt slowly,
stirring all the time When light
brown and liquid, add cup of boiling
water and boil very gently for five
minutes or until of the desired consis-
tency. Set aside until cool and flavor
with vanilla.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

''Your wife insists on being allowed
to vote"
Yes" replied Mr.. Meekin. She's
not content with having the last word
In political argument. She wants to
go to the polls and put in post
script"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Professional Foresloht.

THAT fellow has fearful nerve
said the dealer in firearms.
who Is he?"
"An alienist. He says he will give
me a commission on his business if
will hand his card to every wild-eyed
person who comes in and buys re-
volver"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
One Better.

MY daughter has been taking fen-
cling lessons and she feints beautiful
U."
Huh! Ought to see the way my
gal kin trow f1t!"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Short Trip.

"Twobble started to read DR.. Eliot's
Harvard Classics
How far did he get before stop
ping?"
LAS far as the bookcase"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Die Compound. i
was sick three
months and could
not walk. / suf-
fered all the time.
The doctors said /
could not get well
without an opera
tion, for / could
h hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
my right
one, and down my
right leg. / began
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

"He is most considerate man"
comments the friend
In what way?' asks the doubter.
He is always very careful Of what
he says or does; evidently he is al
ways thinking of others"
"Boshi He is always thinking OF
what others will think of him. That's
what's the matter with him."
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Thousands of Consumptives die every
year. Consumption results from q neg
lected cold on the lungs. Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure these colds. Just rub it into
the chest and draw out the inflammation.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Unfortunate AlIusIon.

She-Too many men expect their
wives to run their homes on practical
~ nothing They forget that no one
can make bricks without straw.
He-My wife does-out OF -four.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

TayIor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy
Cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Whooping
Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
druggists, 25c. Doc and $l.00 per bottle.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
The Reason.

"I know a woman who never GOSSIP
about her neighbors."
Get out You don't.
Eyes. I do. She's dumb"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Reckless.

"Pipps doesn't care what he buys on
credit"
mo. You would think that every
day he lives is his last day on earth"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

ASK FOR ALIENS FOOT-EASE.
she Antseptic powder to shake into your shoes. Re-
leves Corns Bunions, Ingrowing Nails, Swollen and
Sweating feet, Blisters and Callous spots. Sold
everywhere, 25c Don I accept any substitute. Sam
pls FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, NY.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

PILES CURED IN TO Ia DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO 'OINT-
MENT fails TO cure any case OF Itching Blind.
Bleeding or PrOtruding Piles In o TO ID days. ouc
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Nothing under. the sun has done
more to help the fool killer earn his
salary than inordinate self-conceit.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Important to Mothers
Exercise,

I'm afraid you don't get enough ex-
ercise," said the physician.
THAT" replied Senator Sorghum,
"is because you never saw me at home
with my fellow citizens lined up to
shake hands with me"
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Taking Garfield Tea keeps the system
clean, the blood pure and the general
health good. Buy from your druggist.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
WOMAN
ESCAPES
OPERATION
WasCured byL LydiaE. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Elwood, Ind.-"Your remedies have
cured me and / have only taken six
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Life Is a stage play; it matters not
how long we act, SO long as we act
well.--Bacon.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
When He Was Slow.

Swift is the swiftest proposition !
ever saw"
rs he? Did he ever owe you any
money!
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
t;on allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c q bottle.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Those days are lost in which we do
no good; those worse than lost In
which we do eyil-CrOmwell
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

There never was good war or q
bad peace.-Franklin
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, is made
of clean, sweet, health-giving Herbs.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

The breath of scandal is RESPONSE
BILE for much breezy conversation.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
TO DRIVE OUT n

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTHLHSS
CHILL> TONIC. You know what you are taking
showing it is simply Ouinine and Iron in q taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for so years. Price 80 cents
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

A one sided argument never gets
very strenuous.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Some men, like some roosters, are
always Growing but what's the use?
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30

Cleanliness is next to godliness.-
John Wesley.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Useful in Its Way.

Maud-What long hatpin! Surely
you don't ever use 1t!
Ethel-Only when ! go bargain
rushing.
The Brandon news., 1911-03-30
Hoods Sarsaparilja
FOR
All Spring Blood Diseases
and Ailments

Possesses medicinal merit Peculiar Itself and has an
unequaed record of Take it this spring usual
LIQUID form or tablets known Sarsatabs.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-06-27

preceded the royal coach After TIA
guard OF honor around the carriages
OF their majestieS and suites came the
kings Indian orderlieS. IN
silk en- b covered With decorations.
the volunteer. the regular and naval
aides de camp 10 field mar<hak aad
generals. ycomen 81 the guard. eaaer-
rleS and honorary Indian aides lie
camp in \ variety II uniforms. pie
tureSque and brilliout
Kitchener in Field Mar-i,aI~ Uniform.
Immediately behind the roylt
coach. Lord Kitchener. in a iefi mar
>haTs uniform. rode beside the stand
ard. and then came the Duke of con-
nausht. Prince Arthur OF Connaught.
the Duke OF TeCk. Prince Christian
ano Primo, Albert Of SchIeswig-ffoI-
stein. all on chargers,
me arrival Of their male~tieS 10 sSr
Abbey vas the signal for i shoIt "
greeting. which WAS continued until
they were lost 10 view AMI then re-
pedted a. Kitchener or some other
nero was recognized
Enthusiasm Runnin. o.cr.
There seemed no end Is thr cnthu-
siasm Of LonGOncrs- They mad hardly
time Ia Ct their slippers between the
conclusion OF the procession and tho
coming OF darkness. when the lights
were turned on for the Illumination
In spite Of heavy showers. the streets
We're crowded from curb 10 cnrh. tho
r0ddNV1yS az we'll as the
being given UP To the merry-makers.
Then They San. the National Anthem.
BY Ommon consent the people con
verged in front or buckingham Palace
until the throns reached such dfmen-
SionS that 1t was impossible To move.
A group Of BOYS struck up the Ma
tional Anthe IN. Instantly the strains
were taken up by thousands. As III
singing ceased. cheering again broke
forth. and the sound reaching the in
terror OF the Palace. His Majesty came
cut on the balcony to acknowledge
the tribute. The Prince Of Wales
also appeared at a window and waved
his hand at those assembled below.
They responded by singing "Rulc Bril-
ANNA, to England's sailor prince.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-06-27

pS me unusually severe police reguIa-
tiohs ana the barricades erected to
pioteet the line or the procession
route, which. under the "REMINISCENCES
therefore, proved needless. Gloomy
representations of trouble arising
through public resentment of these
precautions as an infringement of
British liberty proved quite grouniless.
Everything was carried out with
Smoothness and in perfect order,
which excited universal admiration.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-06-27
STOOD THE STRAIN WELL.
Official announcement Stating That
the King and Queen Came Out OF
the ordeal Quite Whole.

London. June 22.-OHiciaI an
nouncec1ent was made from Bucking-
ham palace that their majesties stood
we'll the physically trying strain and
were but little fatigued. After %luncfl-
con, for wnich all the members Of
their suites remained. their maies-
ties spent the hours quietly. In the
evening they dined en- fainille. the
only guests being the royal represent
atiNes who remained in the palace.
Queen mother Alexandra. the Princess
Victoria and the Dowager Empress Of
Russia spent the day at Sdndring-
ham. They attended Coronation serv-
ices at the Parish church. h young
er son Of Prime Minister Asquith. ny
telephone from Downing street. gave
the signal 10 Crystal Palace to fire tho
gigantic rocket at ten o'clock tonight.
w~hereupon the ring OF bonflres around
London burst into flames.
determinations Extingui~hed AT Mid
night.
All the ilium1nations were extin-
guished by order Of the police about
midnight and the tired crowds retired
early. TomorroWs procession viii be
gin to form at 9 o'clock. and the royal
procession does not leave Bucking-
ham Palace until II. Park camps and
barracks will be early astir, and early
risers will witness interesting military
evolutions as the men march in re-
view order to their quarters
Charles p. raft. who had a seat
with his wife and daughter besid" j.
Pierpont Morgan over the South choir.
from which he had a splendid FieW
of the whole in the Abbey
was greatly impressed.
What Brother Charley says \bou IL.
1T was one of the greatest page
ants of the world, he said II never
saw anything like X. No Other coun-
try in my opinion could crown 4
king with such impressiveness IS
here in London"
President Tafts representative, Am
bassador Hammond. also was I'M
pressed immeasurably b. the cere~
mony. He said
& think there has been nothing ike
it in history so far as magniicence -
concerned. l do not believe that any
one can describe it what impressed
me "a much as anything was the SyS-
temetization. Everything seemed TO
so like clock-Work-no delay, no lis
comfort-everythirg provided Tor
Where IL BIue-Grass Won'a Outsiione
in Beanty.
ore Of the attractive American
women was Lady N~ewborOugH. for
merIy Mss Grace Carr. Of LouiSFi'r,
XIV. She wOre maize chiffon over =
dress OF gold lace. with kIrtie EN-
broidered with the fanny arms
wrought in gold thread. Lady E-N-
emeraIds were the finest IN
the Abbey. An immense stone. no
size of d pear. formed her pendant.
and on her crown Of diamonds we're
six high points. each topped VITA a
fla wless emerald VI perfect shape and
color.
This crown ranked after the Duchess
of astminSrer's in point of value.
DininSs and BanquftS Galore
Ambassador Hammond dinad to-
night privately al his residence whers
harles p Taft called after the cere-
mony. Mr.. Hammond. his suite Ana
the British attaches will view tomor-
rows procession at StrattoD House.
Continued from page seven1
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-06-27
Nothing Lacking to Make
the Impressive Event
Most Memorable
NEW KING GEORGE
THE EMBODIMENT
Of IMPERIAL IDEA

Growing OF George V. Yesterday Sur
passed the Ceremonies and Gran
deur of Edward VII a Decade Ago,
in the Opinion of Many Who Elk
pressed Themselves on the Subject
With Cleaning Crowns on Head
of King and Queen. and the Great
Cuisinan Diamond Flashing. All the
Mobiles Of the Throne in Quaint
Costumes Of Ancient Offices, the
-Four Peercsses attending the
Queen, An Array of Church Digna-
taries, Formed Centr of the Pic
ture-Sermon of Archbishop York
The Wonderful Display of Uni
Abbey. in the Streets-The Whole
Picture Verbally Unveiled to the
Reader.
(By Cable to News and Observer.)
London. June & this day of
AtAo VI NJ AAiAS "a IN
United Kingdom of Great Britain and
Ireland and of the British Dominions
beyond the seas, nothing has been
wanting to make the solemn and i'm
p~ressive ceremony one long to be re-
membered, not only throughout the
country, but in every corner Of the
great empire. Never before in history
has tina i'm norjaj nnfn haar Str,,cEy IN
such a magnificent manner Its i'm
perial aspect undoubtedly has beer
the most remarkable feature of the
coronation.
George V. more than any sovereign
OF the past, represents the embodf-
ment Of the imperial idea. He only
OF all his predecessors on the throne
travelled through his vast dOminions
and thus acquainted himself at first
hand with the needs and aspirations
of all the various peoples Of his en-
pire.
Overseas Dominions Participated.
Then, by happy coincidence, the i'm
perlai conference sitting at the time
OF the coronation enabled all the rep
resentatives of the kings overseas
dominions to participate in the signifi-
cant at the opening Of the
ne" reign, which,. if the hopes of
those attending the conference bear
iTuli, will bring all parts Of the en-
pire into closer and more intimate re-
latiOns.
The great State Pageant was car
RED through with dignity, impresslVe-
ness and made/a deep impression upon
al those privileged to witness it. and
II was accompanied by an Outburst Of
loyalty throughout the Kingdom that
nlght appear surprising at a period
IN the worlds history when thrones no
longer appear to be established on
lhe SureSt foundations.
E''"cnce Of Loyalty and Devotion
Everywhere.
Inc remOteSt bur of the great
city and every village in the and to-
n'ght gave evidence of devotion and
ioJalty to the throne. Not the hum
pest home. but displayed a flag or
Illuminated device. portraits of the
hihS and Queen and a loyal motto.
me stirring events Of the day were
carried through without a hitch or
serious accident of any kind. The
weather was less favorable than had
peen hoped for. but the rain was not
suIhcient to detract seriously from the
sp!endor Of the
The attendance of the genera, pr1b-
M IN the streets did not approach
lhat at King Edwards coronation. This
Nooapiy was due to fears engendered
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-17
record for himself and afterward be-
came a briga(ier-general.

record for himself and afterward be-
came brigadier-general
Judge Fox served year In the ar.
my and was in the battle Of Pittsburg
Landing. one OF the important engage
ments of the earlier part Of the war.
1t might be interesting to mention.
in connection with the battle Of Pitts
burg Landing. that 1t was In this en-
gagement that Colonel S. S. Bass. OF
the Thirtieth Indiana, received =
wound which resulted in his death :
few days later. and that Colonel Bass
received his commission through the
Hon. Isaac Jenkinson. Colonel Bass
and Mr.. Jenkinson being then resi-
dents of Fl. Wayne. Governor Morton
having appointed the officers Of tho
regiment. above that OF Captain.
through the personal recommendation
of Mr.. Jenkinson. The latter happen
ing to be in Indianapolis and being In
charge OF the enlistment in the TT.
Wayne district. as otherwhere refer
red to. met the Governor on the street.
Governor Morton asked about the or
ganization Of the Thirtieth and II the
officers had been named. Mr.. Jen,
kinson stated they had not but he
thought he knew who should be put
into those positions. Governor Morton
at once took MIR, Jenkinson to the
state-house and told the proper author
tiles to make out commissions to those
named by the latter and this was &C
cordingly done.
Colonel Bass babe fair to distinguish
himself In the service and his untime-
~ death was deplored by his super
iors.
Camp Wayne" was the spot upon
which those enlisting III the Civil War
from Richmond received their prelim-
mary military training and although
obliterated in the way Of landmarks
Is not obliterated in memory.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-17

One of Indiana's most dashing SOL
diers during the Civil War was the
late General Thomas W. Bennett His
career was a most interesting one. Be-
sides being a distinguished soldier he
was for time governor of the terri
tory of Idaho, twice mayor of Rich
mond, a prominent attorney and an ell
oquent orator.
Thomas w. Bennett was born in I'm
ion county. Indiana, in 1881. He grad
uated from Asbury university law
school In 1855 and became professor
of mathematics in Whitewater college
at Centerville. He began the practice
of law at Liberty in 1855, which he
continued until outbread OF the Civ
II War in 1861. On the first call to
arms he organized company. which
was attached to the 18th Indiana in
fantry, and became its captain. A
few weeks later he was promoted to
major In the seth Indiana infantry
and served under General Buell.. In
1862 Governor Morton appointed him
colonel OF the 69th regiment and par
ticipated In Sherman's Vicksburg cam.
paign. He was promoted to brigadier
general in 1863 and his brigade par
ticipated in the Red river campaign.
At the close of the war he served in
the state legislature, following which
he made tour of Europe and in 1869
moved to Richmond and began the
practice Of law. The following year
Gen. Bennett was elected mayor of
Richmond and in 1871 President Grant
appointed him territorial governor of
Idaho. In about two years he returned
to Richmond and in 1877 was again
elected mayor. serving until 1881. He
died February 2. 1898.