University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-03-02


bians were of the opinion that Co
lumbia was a good town for the loca
ltion Of the weather man.
why not a sunfragette society in ca
Ilumbia? Aren't the Columbia women
intelligent enough. or are they toe
Intelligent? Fashions are fashions.
keep up with the pace by having sun
keep up with the pace by having. q
suffragette society, why not? Until
she does become suffragette, to
quote. "she will not have suffered YET
from the dictates of fashion. ...
Maybe the farmers OF the county
who are little backward on the con-
densed milk factory proposition are
somewhat like the old farmer who
was 'leery of city folks because they
ate their milk instead of drinking II"
According to the reasoning Of the
street corner smoker, the pupils Of
the schools who have been suffering
with the pink eye" ought to see ev-
erything in the pink of condition,
since everything looks yellow to the
|jaundiced eye"
One of Columbia's citizens was high
ly offended the other day. The Co.
lumbia guards were out drilling. when
the command was given, ready, aim
at an imaginary object, fire" and the
rifles clicked just as the citizen passed
in front of the company.
| A good way for refining the vaude-
willie of the Columbia theaters might
be by a process of fining the actors.
Then If the artists" didn't reform, re-
fining them might help some.
A new city hall might not be such
help in making the fire department
better, but no doubt a new city hall
would be more in keeping with Co
lumbia's progress and more in har-
mony with the building of the city.
More paved streets" has been the
talk of the town for some time No
doubt If more streets were paved it
would be much easier to keep them
clean.
The boy scout movement has been |
forgotten, temporarily at least, but |
the coming of spring probably will be |
tae time for reviving the movement |
This is another way in which Colum-
bia can show that it is keeping up
with the times.
A better lighting system will come
from better light plant. The extern
sion Of the lighting system to many
parts Of the town together with bet
ter lights, will be sought for as facil-
tiles are improved.
LuChlly tue Heeu OF a VlSltlnS
nurse" has not been greatly felt be-
cause Of the mildness or the winter
SO far. But another progressive step
will have been taken when the nurse
finally comes. The object ofrtne nurse
is undoubtedly to follow out the old
AN ounce Of prevention Is
worth a pound of cure"
The pOstoffice sage has probably had
some difficulty SO far in comparing
this winter to the one when he was a
boy and had to milk the cows At
o'clock in the morning when the ther-
stood-oh, how many de-
yrees below zero? Possibly better
lines are coming for him.
No. the slogan, "Patronize home in
1ustries." does not mean that the
ariff shall be raised. nor that you
ire to go home and use a patronizing
Iir every time you speak to your wife.
)nly buy your groceries here instead
II in Chicago. and when you want to
moke buy madeline Columbia cigar
rider your goods through Columbia
rms. They are in the business for
living as well as you, and maybe
QUILL want them to buy something
{ you some day. The rule will work
9th WAYS II v0u'1l dn vo,,r mart
There is a great deal of objection to
3 made to persons railroading things
trough. but Columbia Is very anxious
present to have several persons
lilroad things through here. iii
Warranty Deeds.
Marion Hardin trustee to ]. C. Bal
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