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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
WHEN MORRIS WAS BURIED.
simple Village Funeral of the Great
Artist and Poet

Simple Village Funeral OF the Great
Artist and Poet.
In his death William Morris. who
practiced the ideal industry that Rus
kin preached. was as simple and as
near common things and common peo-
pie as be had always sought to be In
life. He was taken from London to
the ancient village of Lechlade-so be-
gins the lovely description In the late
Henry Demarest Lloyd's "Mazzini and
Other Essays"-to be buried near
Kelmscott Manor House. where his
own country home had been.
In accordance with his wishes, the
windows of his town house were not
darkened, and no emblem OF conveD-
tional mourning was shown. There
was no hearse to receive his coffin as
II was taken out of the train which
bore 1t to Lechlade.
Only down the hill came harvest
wagon. Round and through It's yellow
framework were twisted vines and
branches of willow. roofing 1t and
hanging down over the red wheels. A
bed of moss fresh from the woods was
spread on the bottom. On this the
great artist was laid.
Wreaths of flowers were hung round
the sides of the rack. Vine leaves were
twisted In the bride of the roam mare.
The carter took her by the head. and
the rest Of the party walked behind to
tho pro vavard
The church Is little stone building
of the twelfth century which Morris
had helped to preserve. 1t happened
to be decorated as for festival. The
fruits of the year were spread round.
There were pumpkins and marrows
and great red and yellow apples on
the seats In the porch, and red au-
tumn leaves hung from the pillars.
The coffin was Of plain, unpublished
oak. The handles were of iron, fash
Toned by the blacksmith. There was
no inscription but name and dates.
1t was simply village funeral, just
as he wished 1t to be.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
COLD IN THE HEAD
AND CATARRHE ENDED
Ely's Cream Balm Clears the
Head Instantly Cures Ca
tarrh and Bad Breath.

You men and women who are troubled
with cold in the head, catarrh, catarrhal
headaches and deafness, head noises, stuffed
up feeling in the head, frequent sneezing
spells, sore throat and asthma, should try
Eiy's Cream Balm. 1t will give you imme-
date relief and in short time effect a
complete cure.
This cleansing, healing remedy acts die
rectly on the sensitive, infamed mem
branes. 1t clears the head at once, opens
the air passages, and restores the sense of
taste, smell and hearing.
Ely's Cream Balm is sure cure for cold in
the head and catarrh, because, by applying
it to the nostrils, the fevered, swollen it's
sues are reached at once. One so cent bottle
willgenerally cure the worst case of catarrh.
1t is perfectly harmless and is fine for chill
dren in case of colds or Group. If you prefer
aspray, AJAX for Ely's Liquid Cream Balm.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
LIFE ON A B0ER FARM.
The House q Chamber 81 Horrors, .hs
Housewife hopsiessly Dull.

The House q Chamber 81 Horrors. .hs
Housewife Hopelsssly Dull.
An American woman travelling In
South Afri, was detained By floods
and compelled to spend month on
Boer farm The first nights monoto-
n.y." she writes. was broken by the
roaring of the ostriches under our win
dow We thought II was tame lion.
THE fariaer and his family lived
chiefly ON sour bread and sour skim
milk, and was therefore hungry
most of the time. and the ripe figs
hanging In clusters we're pretty allur-
ing. After pushing back the skin of
the fig and enjoying the soft fruit,
with its tropical taste, had refresh
ing nights sleep. only to awaken in
the morning pretty well scared, for my
tongue was SO swollen and black that
| could not talk.
1.-The Boer wife laughed and enjoyed
my discomfort and explained that the
skin of the fig had numerous fine
thorns and | had not been careful to
remove them when eating.
when | told the farmers wife that
I liked buttermilk In quantity no
ticed that l had a cupful or so given
me, but she threw 1t by the pailful to
the pigs. They were Of far more con
sequence to her than I, for they would
stay longer with her and were her IA
miliars. l was not.
'Then, again, when was hungry for
butter on my bread q white, clammy
substance made from Sleeps tail fat
was handed to me. and could not al
low the farmers wife to see me culver.
She sold her butter In the village close
by at IS cents a pound, more or less.
Sour bread and green -stra wberries
plenty Of them) were considered good
enough.
This Boer family was one Of the
wealthiest of their kind. There was
not ripple of fun or exuberant life
in anything but the live stock. Con-
versation was a dead language-un-
known.
THE women are mute beings, ac-
cepting their destiny with deep still
ness. The wife gives up her strength
to the limit, and dies after giving birth
to a dozen or more children, to make
way for wife No. 2, who gives another
dozen children to her country. Her
adobe house, with its dirt floor made
Of ant hill clay mixed with beef gall.
is a chamber of horrors to an Amerf-
can traveller
1.-THE farmer depends upon his ten or
eighteen children of all sizes to help
him. A Kaffir as an employee Is unde-
pendable as the winds that blow. Yet
that Kaffir IL the hired man In the
mines and elsewhere In South Africa.
The white man as a day laborer Is
general failure. He cannot be worked
in droves like the Kaf1r from the In
terror. whose language. In clicks and
vowel sounds, is hardly human.
1.-THE Boer Is not long lived One
seldom met an aged Boer Of the old
stock. Dom Paul Kruger, who was
seventy-Hve years old when he died,
was an exception. Hatred toward the
uitlander and the lust for gold and
power were what kept the fires Of life
burning at white heat within him.
Health Culture.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
The Word "Waiter."

Isn't there an English phllologist
with genius enough to tind new word
for waiter7 Waiting Is only very
small portion OF his duties. functions
and qualities. In fact. the waiting part
is most of the time done by the guest.
We think the waiter IL, above all. a
salesman. Comparing the English
waiter with those characteristic. APP
proprlate and therefore beautiful words
the French "sommelier." the German
"kellner." the Swedish "kypare" and
Italian "cameriere." the English Ian.
guage seems miles behlnd.-Interna-
tiouai Hotel Work.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
WANTED MORE ACTION.
And tho Lioness Kindly Obliged the
Motion Picture Hunters.

And tho lioness Kindly Obliged the
Motion Picture Hunters.
Paul j. Rainey writes In the Outing
Magazine:
1.-THE lioness was picture to watch.
She kept turning up her lip and growl-
ing savagely and once or twice made
as II to charge. This lasted four or
FIVE minutes and then Hemment said
he wanted more action and told one OF
his camera boys to throw stone at
her. The boy threw the stone, and we
also got the action. She watched the
stone roll past her and then, without
even looking back and without warn
ing whatsoever. she charged straight
In.
Never before in my life have l seen
anything come so fast. 1t was all over
In the twinkllng of an eye. 1t SEEM
ed to me that when she first started
she had her eye directly on me. but
caught sight OF the camera two or
three yards to my left and charged
straight for that. | shot her full In
the chest when she had come probably
puI Wituuub upphi
ent effect. She came on with her low
quick glide until she was within IF
teen feet from the camera. when she
arose to strike 1t with her paw. |
think Hemment, almost up to this
time, had been turning the crank. but
now he convulsively pulled the cam
era over on to himself for protection
at was terrible moment l knew
she would have him before could get
another cartridge into my gun. but
had not reckoped on Black. who was
sitting on the ground at my right. and
Just as she was about to strike he shot
her over the left eye with his 40
The rate nj which she was travelling
carried her TO within six feet OF the
machine when she fell dead On ex
animation we found that my bullet
had passed square through her lungs
from left to right ana had lodged un
der the skin over her right ribs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
DOCTORS MESTHEES

Are said often to be buried six feet under
ground. But many times women call on
their family physicians, suffering, as they
imagine, one from dyspepsia, another from
heart disease, another from liver or kid
ney disease, another from nervous pros
tration, another with pain here and there,
and In this way they present alike to
themselves and their easy-going or over
busy doctor, separate diseases, for which
he assuming them to be such, prescribes
his pills and potons. In reality, they are
all only symptoms caused by some uterine
disease. The physician, ignorant OF the
cause OF suffering, Keeps up Ms treatment
until large bills are mSde. ,T%e>sole ring
patient gets no betteh ttsJrtasoa- 0k, the
wrong treatment, but probably worse. a
prQper medicine Like PieGce,S g
Prescription, directed e the cdltSe- would
have entirely removed The disease. there
toms, and instituting comfort instead OF
prolonged misery. IT has been well said,
that"a disease known is half cured"
DIR. Pierce's Favorlte Prescription is a
scientific medicine, carefully devised by
an experienced and skillful physician,
and adapted to woman's delicate system;
1t is made of native American medicinal
roots and Is perfectly harmless In It's
effects In dlllL C1IdItl1ll -oL-IIE-f eal1zs
slst6m.
As powerful invigorating tonic "'Fa-
vorite Prescription" imparts strength to
the whole system and to the organs dis
tinctly feminine in particular. For over
worked, "worn-out," rundown" debili-
tated teachers, milllners, dressmakers,
seamstresses, "shop-girls,p house-keepers,
nursing mothers, and feeble women gem
orally, DIR. Pierces Favorite Prescription
is the greatest earthly boon, being I'M
equaled as an appetizing cordial and re-
storative tonic.
AS a soothing and strengthening nerv-
inc rFavorite Prescription is unequaled
and is invaluable in allaying and sub
DUNG nervous excitability, irritablllty,
nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration,
neuralgia, hysteria, spasms, st. Vitus's
dance, and other distressing, nervous
symptoms commonly attendant upon
functional and organic disease OF the
uterus. 1t induces refreshing sleep ans
relieves mental anxiety and desp0ndea'
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pelle, iuViglra'
tho stomach, liver and bowels One &
LnraA "A dose l,',NV Ia t,.,Se Ms Cuuu v.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
oratory No Longer Scars.

"oratory is lost art" said a Cleve-
land man the other day. II used to go
down to the courts just to hear the
lurid speeches. Nothing doing In that
line any more. The lawyers do not
talk about flowers, rainbows and sun
beams today.
There was a lawyer in Cleveland
years ago-Bill Robinson was his name
whose addresses to jury always at
tracted crowd. l will forever remem-
Der one of his sentences The man he
was fighting In the suit had reputa-
ton as something of a miser
WHO is this man-who is hep thun-
dered Robinson You know and
know that he boils his potatoes 10 wild.
ows' tears
This phrase caught the jury. and
Robinson won his case. but one does
not hear any such 'oratory' as that
nowadays. Case and Comment
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Bismarck and No. 8.

Bismarck held that three was the
perfect number. for he had served three
masters, he had three names, three oak
leaves figure in his family arms, he
was concerned in three wars, he signed
three treaties OF peace, In the Franco
Prussian war he had three horses kill
ed under him. be brought about the
meeting of three emperors, he was re-
sponsible for the triple alliance. he
had three children. his family motto
was strength In trinity and carica.
turists depicted him with three hairs
on his head.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Music Kills Men YOUNG.

Painting and sculpture are condu
Give to long life, Yet music kills men
young Schubert. with MI his wealth
OF song, died at thirty-one: Mozart.
who danced and laughed his melodies
into being. died at thirty -tve. the same
age as Bellini Blzet. the composer of
Carmen" died, like Purcell. ut thirty
seven; Mendelssohn survived to thirty.
eight; Chopin, who loved life 80 well.
hnd done with 1t at thirty-nine, while
Weber expired at the age of forty and
Schumann at forty-six. But Verdi
lived and flourished as a nonagenarian.
London Standard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
The Real Trouble,

"Oh, DOCTOR" sighed the patient, 81
am SO glad you have come. i feel
dreadful, and I don't know what In
the world is the matter with me. My
husband says 1t is nothing but nerv-
GUS indigestion. but his mother Is posi-
tive am going to have appendicitis,
and my mother declares have inter
mittent fever, and my sister says it
looks to her like creeping paralysis. and
Aunt Henrietta says I've got malaria.
What do you think I've got, doctorT
WELL" frowns the physician. from
these symptoms l should say offhand
that you have too many relatives.
Chicago Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Ends Winters Troubles.

To many. winter is season of
trouble. The frost bitten toes and
fingers, chapped hands and lips, chill
blains, cold sores. red aud rough
skins, prove this. But such troubles
fly before Bucklen's Arnica Salve. A
trial convinces. Greatest healer of
Burns, Boils, Piles, Cuts. Sores,
Bruises. Eczema and Sprains. Only
25c at all druggists
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Error In itself is always invisible. Its
nature Is the absence Of light Jacob.

What is a cold in the head7 Nothing to
worry about if you treat it with Ely's Cream
Balm. Neglected, the cold may grow into
catarrh, and the air-passages be so infiamed
that you have 10 fight for every breath. 1t Is
true that Ely's Cream Balm masters catarrh,
promptly. But you know the old saying
about the ounce of prevention. Therefore
use Caeam Balm when the cold in the head
shows itself. All druggists, Soc, or mailed
by Ely Bros SO Warren Street, New York,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29

young gentleman was passing an
examination In physics. He was ask
ed. what planets We're known to the
ancents?"
"wel. sir" he responded. there
were Venus and Jupiter and" after a
pause-"I think the earth. but | am
not quite certain. - London Tit. Bits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Dancing and kissing.

0uEVtttH Nffu fNfusffIHs
The old time ballroom smacked Of
the kiss. Without It the dance was
incomplete. II was claimed as right.
And given freely. The very idea OF
such an omission would have caused a
strike. as these lines foretold:
But some reply. What foois would dauncs
II that when daunce Is doone
He may not have at iadye's lips
That which In daunce he woonf
London Taller.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
A Terrible BIunder

to neglect liver trouble. Never do it.
Take Dr. Kings New Life Pills on
the first sign of constipation, bilious
ness or inactive bowels and prevent
virulent indigestion, jaundice or gall
stones. They regulate liver, stomach
and bowels aud build up your health.
Only 2bc at all drug gists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Joltina His LAWYER.

JuttIU8 FfF1 EuWyuF.
Church-What was the name you
aalled your lawyer?
Gotham-Necessity.
'But that's funny name. Why do
you call him Necessity"
Because he knows no law."-Yon.
kers Statesman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29

In Pinch, use ALIENS FooT-EAsE,
The antiseptic powder to shake into YOU
shoes Relieves hot, tired, aching, swollen
sweating feet of all pain and makes walking q
delight. Takes the sting out of corns ani
bunions. Sold everywhere s5c Sample Free
Address, A. S. olmstead, Leroy, N. Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
II Was HEAVY,

Wife-John. II that biscuit you're
eating could talk, do YOU know what
It would say? Husband Please par.
don me for not rising Town Topics
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29

most Kidney. Liver and Blood troubles. No
better remedy 80 years successful. Write
DIR. David Kennedy Co., Rondout, N. Y,
y. $. A., for free sample. All druggists,
$1.00 a bottle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
A Mattsr of Fraction,

Biggs-My half brother Is engaged to
my wife's half sister. Diggs-When
will they be made one? Boston Tran
script
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29

An evil speaker only wants an op-
portunity to become an evildoer
tilia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
CLARENCE RANDALL
Manufacturer of
Carriages
and Wagons
NEWTOWN. PA.

have good assortment on hand. Call
and see them or send for catalogue, Special
attention given to repairing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29

THE TIME OF YEAR HAS ARRIVED
When You Have Cough Due OF Course to Taxing Cold
Don't be annoyed with it when you can be ie---
Ieved by using our celebrated Cough Cure or
Bronchial Lozenges.
We also carry full line of Pure Drugs and
Sundries and sell them at prices that VIII SUIT you
Prescriptions carefully compounded
MAIN ST. PHARMACY,
COR MAIN AND CHURCH SITS. LAMBERTvILLE, N j.
e. W. CLoSSoN, PaoP
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
TrOlleyS to Trenton

Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambert
vile, for Trenton Gao, 7:ao, $40,
9;2o, Io:2o, :o;A.m12:2o, 1920, 2:zo,
gao, 4:2o, $40, 6:2o, 1920, 8:zo, gao,
1920, 1870, r. NJ. 1920 midnight,
daily, Sunday included. Returning,
leave Trenton ON same schedule from
$40 A, NJ. to 1870, 7. M. Fare
25c. each way. or roc return.
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Connections At Yardley

Cars leaving Iambertville at 6:2o
7:2o, gao, A. NJ. a:2o, 80, P. M.
make immediate connection at Yardley
with trains for Philadelphia, arriving
there in one and one-half hours Re-
turning, trains leaving Reading Ter
minal at 1928, 1890, A. M, 1890,
2I7, 3:I7, 4:I7, 80, 6:I7, 7:r7 P.
NJ, make close connections for Lam
bertville Round trip rate, $I.44-
2oc. each way to and from Yardley
and $I.o4 return, to Philadelphia.
Close connections at Morrisville witG
electric cars to and from Bristol and
Philadelphia.
Ippntnn Now annp @ qmhpriQillp0t 2
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LAMBERTVlLLE, N. j

CAPITAL
SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-12-29
Danger Signs
OF Kidney and Liver Disorders
DR.. kennedy'S Favorite
Remedy The Best
Treatment.

Your health and life depend
upon the Kidneys and Liver
working properly. When out
of order you have pains in the
back, brick dust deposits,
scalding pains, swelling around
eyes, constipated bowels, drow-
siness, fever, rheumatic pains,
skin and blood troubles. DR..
David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy removes the uric acid
from the system. the cause Of
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SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.

Transacts general banking business and
invites Individual and Commercial accounts
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Theresa McNertney, of Manila, Wis
tied her friend, Mrs. P. E. Gallagher,
Wednesday.
John Brockelsby came home Thurs
day after months visit in South Da-
kota.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred North and fam
lily Sundayed at Charlie Brockelsby's.
Mrs. Kate German, of Kansas City,
Mo-, is visiting her sister, Mrs. VIM.
Launderville.
Neal Champion. wife and children
visited with relatives in Missouri Val
ley over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Magill are the
proud parents of fine boy since Oc-
!tober II, 1911.
Mrs. J. r. Brockelsby and Alice and
Mrs. Hans Brockelsby visited at the
l.. l.. Osterlund home Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pat Sheridan visited
Sunday at John Harrington's.
Mrs. Lochner is visiting her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Tom Whiteing, this week
Howard Sutton Sundayed at the
John Kearney home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Fitzsimmons
spent Sunday at George Fridays
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Champion visited
at Neal Champions the last of the
week.
Mrs. J. Brockelsby, Allie and John,
Sundayed at Will Brockelsby's.
Sarah Welch was visiting her sis
ter Mrs. John Harrington, last week.
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CHARTER OAK ITEMS.
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Mrs. Leon Kramer and Mrs. Will
their homes in Denison after pleas
ant visit in the Henry Vogt home.
Mrs. NJ. c. Jurgensen, OF Oklahoma,
has been visiting with her relatives
in the Iversen and Birk homes the
past few days.
Miss Helen Storm has been visiting
her cousin, Mrs. John Torrey. She
came here from her old home in Wis
consin, but left enroute to her new
home in California.
Mrs. Dubbert, sister of John
Droughmiller, returned to her home
in Maquoketa after pleasant visit
near the Oak.
Word reaches Charter Oak that Geo.
Hargens and Mrs. VIM. Nemitz were
married last Friday near Ricketts,.
Bertha Thomson and jeff and Mae
Rogers visited in Mapleton last Sat
urday.
Miss Bertha Melchert reached Char
ter Oak Saturday afternoon for Wis
it with her sisters and friends before
removing to her new home in Canada.
She came here from Omaha.
Joe Selby travelled to Dunlap Satur-
day morning, but was seen on the at.
ternoon train the same day enroute
to Dakota.
Mrs. Christensen, a niece of Nels
Thomson, travelled to Smithland early
in the week for visit there before
returning to her home in Denison.
Mr.. and Mrs John Hopper are Wis
iting the formers sisters in Charter
Oak.
Clayton Romans and DR.. McWilliams
accompanied the formers brother,
Lou Romans, of Denison, to Chicago
Sunday night to consult specialist.
Mr.. Romans is afflicted with creep
ing paralysis.
John Schleis and wife, Of Maple
ton, came Sunday evening for visit
in the Schleis home here.
Mrs. Chas. Jenter, of Dakota, is Wis
iting with her mother, Mrs. Crone,
this week.
Mrs. Geo. Ullrich went to Sioux City
the first of the week to get her daugh-
ter, who has been visiting with her
aunt there for the past five weeks.
Mrs. ii. H. Sturges returned to her
home Thursday evening after visit
with her sisters at VermilliOn and
Yankton, S. D., and Sioux City, Iowa.
Several of the young people attend
ed the dance at Pete Bohn's home
south of town Saturday night.
Misses Bertha and Charlotte Mel
ebert and Ora Lyons and Messrs. Ed
Lyons and Carl Sturges drove to Dun
lap Monday for a visit in the Mesen-
brink home and to get look at the
dredge boat working near there.
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Go to the Gernania
Opera House where
the Motto is
EQUALITY"

Another big special at the Opera
house moving picture show tonight
The Austin, Penna., Flood. Next
Wednesday. the special will be "The
Two Orphans" asss wonderful picture
in reels of 1000 feet each. We un-
derstand this picture is hand colored
and said to be the highest work of art.
We understand the management has
arranged for a big special on every
Wednesday, announcement Of which
will be made every week.