The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-05-11

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expect and h you actually get.
A woman passed a barber shop. No
customers being present. the five bar
bers We're sitting around. THE lazy
things" the woman said.
Very few people hide their talent I'm
der a bushel; most of them drag it out,
and try to sell it at five times its value.
When a man wants to humiliate o
boy, he calls him .Bub."
Women call it figure; men call it
shape"
When you speak kindly of anyone.
some people believe you have been
bribed.
Probably there never was a man who
could not be successfully sued for
breach of promise.
generally admired.
Three years is the age at which a
mans children usually begin to make
him pay damages.
I never knew a man who could che
tobacco decently,
Everybody is more or less twc-faced.
When a man is really in love, he
doesn't care who knows 1t.
Anybody who will speculate in mines
will play poker.
Your friends are probably all right,
but haven't you some pretty tough ac-
Quaintances?
Nearly every wife says to her hus-
band: I've taken q good deal from
you, and suppose I'll take a good deal
more, but there's one thing I won't
stand, and you might az well know it,"
And every man knows what that one
thing Is.
After a girl passes 80 she is old
enough to marry a widower.
Nearly everyone thinks. Everybody
knows me-" and is mistaken.
In a town of less than 20, 900 people
1t is hard to make use of the third story
Of a building.
Worshipers of a man or theory are
always willing to invent facts.
There is always a controversy going
on as to the worst man in town; but
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the best man in town.
The trouble with encouraging abuse
OF prominent men Is 1t is training tho
people to abuse each other.
Now that we all favor reform, will
we get it?
Young people wonder how old folks
car get up as early in the morning as
they do. The explanation is simple;
they go to bed early.
When a nice woman starts to be
sh1ftless this is the first sign of It: she
begins using baker's bread.
When a woman Jumps q man, and
finds 1t isn't dangerous, she never
let's up.
We wish We were a womsn. A wo-
man car improve her looks 80 much.
1t is not only a fine thing to refrain
from kicking a man who is down; you
either.
A man must be mighty crooked these
days to get into the ~pen3tentiary.
You may talk about genius until you
"a 1AoSh ~ bltS L6SS, pol Lie ldCI re-
mains that nothing is admired as much
as industry.
Did you ever notice that the mean
men who make up your enemies have
o as many friends as you have?
When q man looks glum and cross,
usually It isn't because his pastor is a
disappointment.
Eve notice, when a man is hurt who
carries an accident policy. how long he
Is hurt.
The world is full of men who. want
better Jobs, who are not willing to do
better work
No good-looking man likes to work.
Witnesses usually refer to 1t as that
fool lawsuit
In seven cases out Of ten, when a
women goes into a dry goods store. she
does not want to buy; she goes in to
look around.
In looking back over his past 'ayery
man must admit that the sun was often
bright when he made no hay.
I have remarked that a good MANY
people get long pretty well without my
approval.
There are people in the world who
y work, and who Just sort of abb
sorb a living.