New-York tribune., 1911-01-09
So, apparently have some South Ameri'
can patriots.
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

NOHNlctS IN DANISH prisons wear HBhI o.
uniforms made OF coarse material LILY
blouse is ample, but tho trousers come oi''
to the knees. When half the term ha'
been served the trousers are lengtheheo
and they arc made longer from time "
time. reaching full length at the end OF ,he
term says a letter from Copenhagen oe
scribing the reception at the Horseh'
prison OF Ex-Minister of Justice AloelN'
who was recently convicted "Alberu Is o.
tall and stout that none of the clothing OH
hand would ut him, and he had 10 w
measured for uniform. He Is too hea'y
for the ordinary cot, and a special bed lau
to be taken to his CELL While the various
humiliating formalities were taking piaoe
he was more at ease than the prison au.
thorites, who from that day and Tor eish'
years will know the once powerful courue'
as No. i5 "
"They say" remarked the student tna'
truth lies at the bottom of a Well Ia
'I guess that's right" rejoined the on
lawyer, Judging by the amount OF pun,tpto
ing We have to do in order TO get h''''
Of it."-Chicago News.
THE PROMISED GOLDEN AGE.
Breathes there a man who views without
regret
The cruel sufferings Of the suffragette?
That leader, martyred in a glorious cause
Because she wants her way. In spite VI
laws.
Have you the welfare Of the race IN vie" .
Give her a vote-nay, vote to give her two
For when the women help to rule our iano'
Be sure that the millennum's close at manu-
They'll legislate away all forms OF wee,
And make the country virtuous In trlceu
Rich blessings from their gentle rule VIII
flow
We're sure OF this, because they tell us So
To view this promised land" we're over
joyed.
But ono last lingering doubt we can
avoid
Since all the women now rule all the men,
VIII things be really very different then?
GEORGE b. MOREWOOD.
Are conditions as prosperous as they
were this time a year ago."
II think so. | got about the usual
amount of calendars and botters." s."-Louis-
VILE Courier-Journ
report from Prince Edward Island tells OF
a new canned product, lobster rarebit.'
The consul says that Gamer has dis
covered that by a combination Of the tail
and the liver of Holsters he can make
salable product. Uncle Sans represent
ative at Charlottetown thus describes 1t;
Lobster rarebit is a compound OF the
meaty layer, of the liver and OK the roe,
to which some spice Is added. The first
named Of the components used is the fat
test part Of the crustacean; the liver, gland
ular, is large and retains a high percentage
Of bile. The number of eggs found in a
lobster is estimated from 5000 to 10000. ac-
cording to size. The three ingredients are
mixed in these proportions six-tenths
meat, three-tenths liver and one-tenth roe -
"Jedge," said Mr.. Erastus Pinkley. de
plea | has TO offer is self-defence.
"Self-dcfencc"
"Yassir. [ were walkin' peaceably pas
dat chicken coop, an il dat chicken hadn
Jumped out an tried to bite me wouldn't
of had to grab him by de neck.'-Wash-
ington Star.
Sabotage" it will be remembered is the
new method invented by French working
men to gSe material expression to their
discomfort by injuring machinery or turn
ing out defective and consequently unsal-
able work. new application Of this prac-
tice was made the other day at the Vienna
opera House. where the disgrunted male
chorus spoiled performance of "Lohen-
grin" by mutterng instead Of singing. The
chorus was discharged on the spot, but AS
il is one Of the best in Europe and cannot
be replaced overnight. the director Of the
opera house found himself in as bad a
position as the choristers themselves, who,
TO strengthen their cause, forthwith ap-
pealed 20 the male chorus of the Berlin
Opera Comique to refuse to help out the
Vienna institution. The German singers
pledged themselves in body TO stand by
their Austrian colleagues.
Commuter was talking about the high
cost Of living a few days ago aud COM
plainingly said that he was paying cents
apiece for eggs.
That's nothing" was the prompt reply
of the party addressed, Il am paying q
for mine"
What are you talking about?" demanded
the first.
Fact" replied the second. II feed my
chickens 20 cents worth of corn every day
and get just two gs."-Phladelphla Tele-
graph.