New-York tribune., 1911-10-11
THE Talk or THE DAY.

TO formulate a plan which viii do away
With the treating habit and establish the
Dutch treat" was the object n a resolu-
H'n offered az the last session OF the sixth
biennial convention ot the German-Ameri-
can Alliance by Philip Rappaport. of IN
dianapolis The proprietor ~ q popular
bier stube.' who is a member OF the or
ranlzation. said that there would be treat
ing" and buying drinks 10 get even with
the other fellow" Just as long as there
were bars ar which The drinking is done.
.Iu the strictly German places ne said.
where guests sit AZ tables, every man
pavs fo- what he drinks and never thinks
OF asking his neighbor 20 have his glass
filed because his own happens 10 be empty.
Tie nearest road 90 the no treat system
is the adoption Of the law which is in force
in some states. which provides that the sa-
Ioonkeeuer shall serve drinks only TO those
customers who sit at tables"
Officer. there's a gambling joint ir full
blast down here in The next block one ot
the stcerprE. ~ that's what YOU call cn.
showed me- tho stairway that leads up 20
cant 50 see mister. that I'm busy max
in the merchants take their signs in of
th sidewalk" k"'-Hhicag0 Tribune
a MODERN MARTYR.
They arc killing our Sunday NJ IonG ago
The good old Sunday We used 20 know.
The day ~ quiet when everywhere
The spirit Of peace pervaded the air,
And the whole world wearing its Sunday
best
Sat down by the roadside Of .ifs TO rest.
They are killing our Sunday not with a
blow
To end it suddenly. but sure and slow,
AS they did the martyrs who suffered
shame.
ON the wheel and the rack and IN the fame.
They are killing our Sunday. ana when It is
dead
When the last. last drop Of IT'S blood is shed
And It's spirit has gone from the knowledge
Of men
In their world weary struggle for pleasure
what then.
W. D. LAMPTON
The slckly Oue-Doc Gcllers is all right
Ha put me through the insurance cEamiul-
ton without a hitch
The Robust Gre-You bet he's all right
He gave me certificate that got me- oI
fury duty.-Ilfe.
Don't box a naughty chIds ears Don't
allow any provocauon 90 tempt YOU %
strike "a child on the head. IS the injuuc-
don contained iu AN article on skulls is-
sued by the International Hygiene ENposi-
ton al Dresden. Corporal punishment Of
any kind. says the writer ls wrong, but
when the head Is the point OF contact be-
tween tine angry parent and the child the
former may easily become a murderer. In
"a collection of skulls al the exposition, lent
by the WUrzburg University, there are
many of children as well as adults which
show that the abnOrmaily thin skull s not
unusually found even IN otherwise normal
human beings. and the causes Os death.
which are stated on cards attached 90 the
skulls. are intended % serve as warnings to
Parents teachers and guardians
Pauent-l hear they're saying that Jones.
the man you've been treating Tor liver conf
pla4ut. has died of heart trouble
Doctor lacidlvl-When I treat a man for
liver trouble be dies " liver trouble
Punch
"Orenbach's Belle Helene. which our
parents appIauded long ago and which in
lis day was considered naughty says
an American writing from Berlin, was
revived az tho New opera House last
week. but was not just the same old opera
boufe. There are TWO new scenes which.
the director says. were written for Berlin,
but never performed The first OF these is
card plsyin,, scene IN the second act and
tine other ls a patriotic trio IN the third
act. The game In the first OK these is
supposed a. be- POKER. and when the new
old opera is performed Ia America YOU
will get an idea OF the Frunco-German
version of poker You will wonder and be
amused"
"ps. what i. a conservative statement" "'
well. son. the man who said one wife
Wa enough for a man made a very con-
servaute statement. Houston Post.
The Minister OF Finance OF Brazil re-
coived last month according 10 a letter
from Rio dc Janciro "a most peculiar
claim" from the brothers boz charge of a
cloister at Bahia. who ask for back pss
from la, for Saint Anthony. first lieu
tenant" This claim against the repub-
uc." says th. writer. is perfectly valid
on February I. 1911. the Brazilian govern