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Coakley Recommended Collins.

Eddie Collins came to me in a peculiar
way Remember Andy Coakley Well. he was
playing up in Vermont. in that summer
league, and Collins was there. too. When
Andy came down to Philadelphia he
looked me up and said: Con, you get up
there and get that kid named Collins.
He's going to be one of the best ball
players in the business before he is three
years older
$50 chased scout up there, but Col
lins had gone to Rockville, Conn, where
he was playing with an Independent team.
Billy Lush. the old Yale coach. and a
good friend Of mine, was managing the
team. wrote to Bill, and he brought
Collins UP to Philadelphia, where / signed
him. He played under the name of Sui
Ivan, but it wasn't for playing with us
Evening star., 1911-08-29
cA|ea Hopes to Win First Game Of Season in Cleveland Toda
HOW CONNIE MACK SECURED
HIS GREAT 100000 INFIELD
Collins, Baker, Barry and McInnes Cost
Athletics Little or Nothing-Coakley
Recommended Second Baseman.

that he was barred from playing with
Columbia. 1; was because Collins was
Win Inc Rockville team that summer.
wen. Col ins started as shortstop
knew ne wouldn't make a shortstop.
brt he could hit. and that's what 1
wanted. 1t was no use keeping him at
snort. SO I switched him to the .outfie Id.
ano ne was just as rotten out there. Now.
Ane" ma. Danny Murphy could play the
ou.neiI because that's where he started.
so l said that If Collins was ever 60
ing to be an infieider he would have to
play at second. ] switched Dan to the
outheld and put Collins on second. and
the dope seems to have been all right
JACK Barry was the only one of this
four that knew at a glance was a nat
uraI porn infielder. Tom, my brother
GOWN at Worcester. used to go out and
watch Holy Cross pay and he saw
barry. he wrote me letter and told me
70 get down to Worcester quick and get
hold OF Barry before somebody else
sWooping around there would see what
pippin he was.
Barry Natural Born shortstop.
I'VE were in Boston, and 1 slipped
down to Worcester to see Holy Cross
rlay. 1t didn't take me long to see that
II 1 wanted as fine an inf1elder as there
was around loose. had better get busy
and sign Barry. 1 did sign him, but he
wanted to go along and graduate. and
tod him he certainly could. He is the
best shortstop in the business today. as
far as | know, and I knew he was a star
from the minute I clapped my eyes on
him.. AS ball player. outside of his
playing. he Is the quickest thinker on the
team and never pulls thing wrong.
Baker came to me through Weitze,.
who owned the Reading team. was
pretty friendly with Jake and sent him
some players when they needed them.
so he told me that he would do anything
for me that came along. Well, he heard
something about Baker and l shipped Al
Maui up to look him over.
al told me l better get up myself. l
went up to Reading. and that day Baker
knocked the ball all over the lot. He
didn't have anything to do in the fielding
line. but he handled himself like fel-
he was the man for me. and Jake said II
Baker didn't make good he Uake) would
buy him back for twice what he cost me.
Baker Has Improved.
Baker has improved right along, and
this season 1 think he is the best third
baseman in our league. How much would
take for the infield? Well. that's a ques-
tion. of course. that couldn't be answered
wouldn't take 100000 apiece for the
boys, as when we need a player there is
no money can buy him.
Those boys ought to be in their prime
for seven to ten years to come. so you
see that there Is no need Of doing any
worrying over the infield. unless we get
an accident>or something that will ruin
one of them for good"
Evening star., 1911-08-29
NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES.
Giants Defeat St. Louis.

NEW YORK. August 29.-Marauard
Yesterday permitted the Cardinals to land
hut two hits and shut them out 2 to 0.
Steele pitched good ball for st. Louis,
but punched doubles by Herzog and
Myers. followed by Devore's single. In
the second inning, gave New York its
runs. Score: R.H.E.
New York;. O . 90 90 90 x-2 !.
St Louis....... U y D u u D U 90 = u
Evening star., 1911-08-29
Pane Allows Four Hits.

CHICAGO. August 29.-Pape held Chi
cago to four hits yesterday, while his
teammates punched hits and with the
assistance Of bases on balls and errors
won the second game Of the farewell Sc
ries, to 1. Score:
RH.E.
Boston. OOO11 11OO1- 8 /
Chicago. 90 o 0 OO1 OIL 4
Evening star., 1911-08-29
MINOR LEAGUE GAMES.

EASTERN LEAGUE.
At Observation-Disclosures Montreal. rain.
At Toronto-NewarkT Toronto, rain.
At observation-disclosures Rochester. rain.
At Bunalo-Jersey City Buffalo. rain.
SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE.
At Observation-Disclosures. A; Savann.h. o.
At Cciumbia-zS. A. L.. s.; Columbia. l.
At Charleston Charleston Macon: storm.
AT Albany-Albany. 5; Jacksonville. !.
SOUTHERN LEAGUE.
At ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, ); Atlanta. o.
AT ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS :: Mobile, I.
At Naehville-Chattanooga. s; Nashville. ,.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
At Louisville-St. Paul Louisville, rain.
Observation-Disclosures Milwaukee. wet grounds.
At Observation-Disclosures, 5; Kansas City, z
TRI-sTATE LEAGUE.
At York-York. l. Harrisburg, o.
Al ohnstown-Johnstown, Il: Altoona, s.
At Trenton-Trenton, 3; Reading. tten In
AZ wilminrton-Lancaste wilmington, rain.
NEW YORk STATE LEAGUE.
At WiIkcsbarre- wilkcsbarre, 5; Utica, 2.
AT ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Scranton, rain.
AT Troy-Troy -Binsh tmton. rain.
At Aibany-Albany -Elmira, rain
VIRGINIA STATE LEAGUE.
AT Roanoke Roanoke. 3: Richmond. 2.
At Sanvillc-Lynchburz. 2; Danviile. o.
Al Petersburg 4; Norfolk. 3.
WESTERN LEAGUE.
At Des Moines-Des Moines. Z; Omaha, ).
At st. Joseph-St. Joseph, o: Sioux City, ).
At Lincoin-Lncoln. u; Pueblo. !.
At Topeka-Topeka, 4: Denver, 3.
CAROLINA ASSOCIATION.
At Anderson-Anderson. /; Greenville, 1.
At winston Salem-winston-Salem, 4; Char,
lotte. 2.
At Suir.S .Snburg-Grcensforo, Z: Spartsnburg. 4
APPALACHIAN LEAGUE.
At Observation-Disclosures, o: Bristol. 8.
AT Observation-Disclosures City, q; MOrristown, 2
Evening star., 1911-08-29
Athletics Good Trip.

The Athletics have won nine and lost
four games on their present trip. of
which one more game remains to be
played.
Evening star., 1911-08-29
Alexander Hit Hard.

PHILADELPHIA, August 20.-Chicago
won yesterdays game. = to 4. by batting
Alexanders delivery hard in the sixth
and eighth innings The game was twice
stopped by Umpire KLEIN, who declared
that Brown and Necdham of Chicago
complained that spectator In the grand
stand was using insulting remarks to-
ward Brown.
The police refused to take action and
an offcial Of the home club. fearing that
KLEIN would forfeit the game, ordered
the man 10 be put out of the park. The
score R.H. +.
Chicago. o o 90 0O4O4 0-Sl2 !.
llIiiaGel?lia. Ql0QQ3 II
Evening star., 1911-08-29
Adams in Fine Form.

BOSTON. August 23.-Pittsburg stiff
fened its bid for the pennant yesterday.
Babe Adams shutting out the locals, 3
to q.
A soggy field marred the fielding per-
formances, but Pittsburgh's runs were
largely earned. The score: R.H.E.
Pittsburgh. $500 600 90 OOO-3
Boston,. 5000 90 OUO-O ) 3
Evening star., 1911-08-29
Schedules.

AMERICAN LEAGUE.
TO-DAY TOMORROW.
Washington ut Clcvc'd. " ashington at Cleve'd.
Philadelp'a at Detroit
New York at ST. Louis
Boston ut Chicago.
Evening star., 1911-08-29
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

TODAY. TOMOHROW.
Chicago at Philadelp'a. Chicago ct Philadclp q
St. Louis at New York. st. Louis at New York
Pittsburgh at Boston. | Pittsburgh at Boston.
Cincinnati at Brooklyn. Cincinnati at Brooklyn
Evening star., 1911-08-29

Had the Maps played the same article
Of bali against the Washington club In 1908
that they have this year Trey would have
won the pennant in a walk. That sea-
son they were defeated for the grand old
gonfuIcn by the Detroit Tigers by only one
half game. and they could trace their
loss OF the flag and slice of the worlds
series melon direct to the door OF the
Nationals
Evening star., 1911-08-29

Germany Schaefer, the only real Is
karat comedian in tire major lesgass TO
day, y improving sic ..iy fspp the inju y
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
.FRATERNAL ORDER
IN BIG Celebration
Utah Camps viii Give Their
Head Consul Royal Wei
GENE Tonight.

|. l. BoalS. head consul of the Wood
men of the World with headquarters at
Denver. is in this city for a conference
with j. j. Hover OF Denver -. j. Benlly
of SPOKANE and Peter r. Cfilroy OF san
Francisco. all deputy head consuls OF the
order
THE order never was so prosperous AS
il is now" said Mr Boak, Ill has a
membership OF nearly 10000 and re-
scrve and surplus fund OF more than
81. 600 600"
In honor Of this visit of the heads of
the society. the members Of the order
in Salt Lake City and adjoining towns
have arranged for a log rolling which
Is the term applied 10 n meeting OF sew
cral camps OF the Woodmen of the
World for the purpose Of initiation. They
expect TO initiate about 100 new MEM
bers al this ';log rolling. which Will he
held "Wednesday night at the Armory,
MIR. Boak says this is the first visit
he has paid TO Salt Lake City In more
than two years. and he Is enthusiastic
regarding the improvements that have
been brought about since his last visit
The Ii,ople Of Salt Lake city he
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
MAYOR WILL VETO
NJ KINNEY MEASURE
Says He Probably VIII Attach
Signature of DisapprOval to
Resolution Today.
H. A, DU POINT.

Mayor Bransford In all probability will
veto the Mckinney resolution adopted by
the city council Monday evening, limiting
to 100. The mayors veto Will likely be
written today.
The mayor Win veto the resolution
mainly on the grounds that no new places
could obtain retail liquor licenses under
its provisions. An additional reason is
that tho mayor wishes TO see what the
present legislature does along the lines oil
liquor traffic regulation.
II probably Will veto the resolution to-
day.. said Mayor Bransford Tuesday
night. II will give as reasons that new
applicants. like the Hotel Utah and the
Ncwhouse hotel. legitimate places. could
not get licenses under the resolution
also want 10 see what the legislature is
going to do towards liquor traffic reGu-
lation before we do anything here in the
city"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
NIXON AVID CLARK 60
BACK TO THE SENATE
Nevada and Wyoming Legisla-
lures Re-elect Incumbents With
out Any Contest Being Made.
MARITIME WILL WIN TODAY
Du Pont Also Likely to Be Chosen
by Delaware; Ballots IN
Other States.
MARITIME WILL WIN TODAY

TRENTON, y. D.. Jan. 24.-James
L. MARITIME received thirty-oue votes
when the ballot for United States sen,
ator was taken today in the house, and
with nine votes he received in the sen
ate came within one vote Of being
elected
The total vote of both houses was
MARITIME, 40 Smith, 10; Hamill, |;
Stokes. %; Griggs, 5; Governor Fort, /
John kean. !.
Necessary for a choice, Al.
Former United States Senator Smith
realizing that he could not win thu
senatorship, released all his supporter:
from any further obligations to vote
for him and Mr.. Martine's election to
morrow is assured.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
GIVES INDIANS
CASH AND LAND
Appropriation Bill Agreed to in
Part Carries Money for
Reds i'm Utah.
AB0RlGINES OF SKULL
VALLEY ARE REMEMBERED
Sums Set Apart for Detached
Groups as Well as
Tribes.
Special TO The Tribune.

Special TO The Tribune,
WASHINGTON, Jan. 24.-The In
dian appropriation bill was agreed to
in part in the sepato today. Many
items of interest to Utah and the other
intermountain states were fayorably
acted upon.
The appropriation for irrigation of
Indian lands was increased from S29S,
800, given by the bill as it came from
the house, 70 S339, 800 The senate also
authorized investigation and surveys
for power and reservoir sites on Indian
reservations The following items In
the bill passed both the senate and
house;
Idaho-For support and civilization
Shoshoncs, Bauuocks, Sheopeaters and
other Indians on the Fort Hall reser-
vation, 100000; irrigation system on
Fort Hall reservation, $4,000; to mi
$1,000; for Occur d 'Alencs, $4,000.
Nevada-For support and civili2a-
tion of the western Shoshone Indians
$4,000; for the Indian school at Carson
City, $50, 100; repairs, $4,000; for sup
port and civilization of Indians in Ne
vada, $6500; to pay employees and the
physician on the Walker River reserva'
ton. $1,000.
Utah-For the salary of the Indian
fer the support OF the confederatec
band of Utes in Utah, S53,74o; fo,
maintenance and purchase Of seed farm
implements for Indians of Skull Val
Icy, Deep Creek and other detached In
dians in Utah. $l0.000; for maintenance
and extending the irrigation system
in the allotted lands of Uncompaghre
Uintah and White River Indians, SO,
900; granting to the state of Utah In
dian school Randlett townsite, on the
former Uintah reservation, for public
school purposes. Indian pupils TO be ad
mittcd TO the school on equal terms
with whites
Wyoming-For the support and civil
li2atiou of the Shoshones, $4,000; foI
the Shoshone Indian school, S34 .o29
irrigation system of the Wind Rivel
the Shoshones in Wyomino, $4,000.
Senator Hepburn succeeded In having
an amendment added to the bill in tbs
senate today authorizing allotments oil
lands in tho Fort Hall reservation a
follows: To each head of family
whose consort is dead, 80 acres of II
rigable land and 320 acres of grazing
land, and to each Indian on tho reserva
ton az having rights thereon, 20 acre.
Of irricable land and 100 acres of graz
ing land.
The secretary of the interior is au
thorized 10 reserve so much of the tim
Der land on the reservation as is ncces
sary 10 provide for the domestic use O
the Indians not in excess of two town
ships in the aggregate; TO also rcserv
not exceeding 1880 acres for agency
school and religious purposes and l6
acres for any one religious society
Other reservations authorized arc 80
acres for stone quarries, to be leased
Authority is given the secretary, i
his discretion. 10 make allotments with
in the .sF'ort Hall bottoms of grazini
reserve TO Indians who have occupie,
and improved tracts thereon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

Most dsfigurins skin eruptions. scrof
ula, pimples rashes. etc. arc due TO
impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters is a
cleansing blood tonic. Makes you clear
eyed, clear Drained. clear skinned.
Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them Doans ONT
ment cures itching. bleeding or protrud- :
Ing piles after years OF suffering At any
drug store.
If you haven't the time to exercise
regularly. Doan's Regulets will prevent
constipation. They induce a mild. easy.
healthful action OF the bowels without
gripping. Ask your druggist for them. %
cents,
Stops earache IN two minutes; tooth
ache or pain OF burn or scad In five min
utes. hoarseness. one hour: muscleache
two hours. sore throat. twelve hours
DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oil monarch over
main
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
COMMERCIAL CLUB
FOR NEW CAPITOL
Organization Will Send Memo
riaIs to Legislature Favor
ing Erection of Building.

AT meeting OF the chairmen OF inc
stondinc committees of the Commercial
cluh Tuesday afternoon. resolutions were
st.,tc conItoi building and q request was
made on the board of governors OF the
club 10 present memorials TO that erect
to both houses of the Legislature.
ton came up In the way OF the adoption
OF a resolution fuvorinG San Francisco
for the place for holding the exposition.
Parks and roads In Salt Lake and the
state came up for brief consideration n'
the committeeman.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
Children CRY
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 q 8 T Q a

Chamberlain Cough Remedy is a
very valuable medicine for throat and
lung troubles, quickly relieves and
cures painful breathing and danger
ously sounding cough which indicates
contested lungs Sold by all dealers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

said. "arc not only to be classed among
the most hospitaGlc in the country hut
thcy arc the sort OF people that VIII build
and maintain one OF the greatest OF
cities"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
DELAWARE MAY FURNISH
A STUBBORN DEADLOCK

DOVER, Del, Jan. 24.-The separate
ballot for United States senator taken
in the two houses Of the Delaware leg
islature at noon today resulted:
House-Senator Henry A. Du Pont,
Republican. %; Willard Saulcsbery
Democrat. 13.
Speaker Drexler, the Republican lead:
or whose independent attitude resulted
in tieup of the senate at the open
ing, voted for Houston
The failure Of Du Pont to receive
majority in each house necessitates
ballot in Joint session tomorrow,
j. Edward Addicks and other leaders
Of the opposition asserted that the re-
suit Of the ballot meant deadlock OF
indefinite continuance.
On the other hand, leaders of Sena
for Du Points forces insisted that he
would receive in Joint session tomorrow
the same vote he received on the sep
arate ballotlng today which will re
elect him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

HELENA. Jan. Ex-senator T. II. Car
ter took the lead In the Montana senator
ship race today, the vote resulting as
follows:
Carter (Rep.). 9s; Walsh Dem). "a;
Conrad (Dem). 10; scattering. IL. Nee
essary TO a choice. 90.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

CHEYENNE. wyo.. Jan. 24.-The vote
today OF the Wyoming legislature insures
the election OF United States Senator ID,
Gratis voted for State Senator John b,
Kendrick. In the senate Clark received
l8 votes and Kendrick Z. In the house
Clark received q votes ard Kendrick
l. The assembly will meet In joint ses-
sion tomorrow to confirm the election
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
TIA 7
AWFUL
BACkACHE
Cured by Lydia E. Pinknam's
Vegetable Compound

Morton's Gap, Kentucky.-'1 suf-
fered two years with female disorders,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
80 fl. Bou,cls1

Eggest organ OF the bod,..
oowels-and the most impo,,..
It's got to be looked atter-nsSs
means suffering and ye,,s
misery. c A SCARsTs
nature keep every part a,
bowels clean an strong.
they act right .aeans bs.,s
your whole toiy.
rAscAREts i'e q hox !er wees,s,. !
ment. All drngaista CIaVess a.SspN
che world - Ahiioa bnTsa 'sNo
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

DIES MONIES Ia. Jan 24-The joint
ballot on the United States senatorship
by the Iowa legislature today resulted
as follows:
Young, IS. Funk. 81. Kenyon. "a; Garst
s; Porter (Dem.), 53 Absent /; no cleo
tlon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

had soreness in each side, could not
stand tight clothing, and was irregular.
l was completely run down. On ad-
vice I took Lydia f, Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and Liver Pills and
am enjoying good health. 1t is now
more than two years and 1 have not
had an ache or pain since do all my
own work, washing and everything,
and never have the backache any more.
/ think your medicine is grand and I
praise it to all my neighbors. If you
you may publish it., Mrs. OLLIE
WooDALL, Morton's Gap, Kentucky.
Backache is a symptom of organic
weakness or arrangement. If you
have backache don't neglect it. To
get permanent relief you must reach
the root Of the trouble. Nothing we
know Of will do this so surely as Lydia
E. Pinlham's Compound.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass, for special advice.
Your letter will be absolutely
confidential, and the G3vice free.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

my nealIn was very
bad and / had a
continual backache
which was simply
awful. l could not
stand on my feet
long enough to cook
a meals vi C t u a Is
without my back
nearly killing me,
and 1 would have
such dragging SEN
| S a t ms l could
hardly bear it, I
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

ALBANY n Y. Jan. 24.-There was
no choice for United States senator or
the sixth ballot today. The only changes
White Of Schenectady and Assemblymer
Myers Of Schenectady and Martin o
Saratoga, who voted for Curtis n. Dou-
glass of Albany, White and Myers for.
merly voted for Martin Il, Glynn anc
Martin deserted Glynn for Shepard.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

RENO. New. Jan. 2s,-By legislature
Democratic on Joint ballot by four votes.
Hon. George S. Nixon. Republican. was
| today elected to succeed himself as Unit
| ed States senator from Nevada.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

CHARLESTON. w. Va. Jan. 24.-or
the first ballot in the Legislature toda,
w. K. Chiffon received sc votes 70
United States senator, full term. thre,
watson FOR the Short term, received 8
votes, two short Hubbard of Wheelint
bolted the house meeting, charging brib
cry IN caucuses.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25

MADISON. wis. Jan. 2s.-In the as
sembly today the vote for United States
Senator gave LaFolette (Rep.). So;
Weisz CDem). 81, and Kleist (Socal
e1ste a. Wiz Viz yota an ImieS Mere a9nens
| senator this afternoon.
Senator LaFollettes reelection is GER
| tain.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-25
An Error Rectifed

In our last Sundays ad We quoted Il.
Dress goods sale and closed by saving iii.
"no charges will be made during the sale q
We beg to correct this as an error. az Ws
DO CHARGE, and will under no condition a.
are parfcnIariv requested to taks edsssOan
of the many savings offered in our sales. =
Walker Bros Dry Goods IA
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-01-05

and how can a woman look that way
unless she spend money on her clothes?
Ii l had been a calm severe, business
like person. carefully considering only
the usefulness of what | bought, you
wouldn't have given me a second
thought-except possibly to stick up
your manly nose at me-
He finally grants that there may be
something In this. but urges that she
Keep within his income in her efforts
to charm him, and this time she stag
gers him with
Nonsense. you love me for my very
extravaganza. If l stopped to consider
every consequence, you would soon get
tired of me. You might hang on little
longer, but when you get to middle age
you would do what all middle aged
men with circumspect wives do-you
would cast Sleeps eyes at the end
ladies of the chorus---why? Because
they. my dear boy, are reckless, are
extravagant, and never proceed to do
anything by parliamentary rules"
| There ought to have been another
paragraph on consistenc. Men always
delight to reproach women for incon-
sistency. and yet show me the man
who would enjoy really consisten.
woman.
l You can't. not even II you hunted for
him with twenty horsepower search
light, substitute for Diogenes' lantern
Carolyn Wells has little poem
which she calls 'Unanswerable Cues
tons"
After propounding some half dozen
lunanswerable queries as to why the
fair sex do this or that silly thing she
winds up with
why doth she dance US round In glee
Like puppets tied to strings?
And yet, in secret, why do we
Love her for just these things?"
I wish all men were as honest as Miss
Wells.