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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
IOWETT'S FIRST SERMON.
institutional Work to &c New Pastor
Strong Hobby.

institutional Work to &c New Pastors
Strong Hobby.
New York, April 3.-The Rev John
Henry Jowett gave the first messag'
of his new ministry in the Fifth Ave
nue. Presbyterian church. His sermon
was on "The Compassion Of Chris
For the Multitude" and indicated tina.
the minister who has been said to b,
the greatest living preacher in Eng
land" would bend his energies toward
developing the institutional home mis-
sionary work of the church along con
sentative lines. Or. JOwett wore The
black silk preaching gown Of the cove
nanters and looked rather more thar
his forty-seven years. His voice, while
not unusually powerful, carried to ev
cry part Of the large church audlto
rum and still carried when he lowered
it almost to a whisper in the more i'm
pressive paris Of his discourse.
While listening to DR.. Jowett 1t wa,
easy to turn ones mind to that nearby
church. the Fifth Avenue Baptist
which the Rev. DR., Charles T. Aked
a no less distinguished English preach
er, Is 50 soon to leave. Dr.. Jowett's
voice is less ringing than that OF his
Baptist neighbor, and there is less Of
English accent In his speech-only &
trace Of It, The soft, smooth toni
which Or. Jowett employed in his dis
course Is not so much noticed In the
Liverpool preacher. Dr.. Jowett's ser
mon was along the conservative lines
and DR.. Aked takes perhaps a more
modern view. The two men are tht
same age, but Or. Aked appears
younger.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
UNION SERVICE HELD

Union SERVICES were held In st.
Pauls M. e. and South Baptist
churches In Tottenville, yesterday.
Rev. W. P. Chase, pastor Of the lat
ter church, conducted both services,
at which large congregations were
present. In the morning the service
of the two churches was held at the
Baptist church. and in the evening
both congregations united at st.
Pauis church. Rev. Mr.. Chase gave
an excellent discourse at both. AT
Bethel M. e. church yesterday Rev.
George Okesen, Of Raritan, former
ly OF Tottenville, preached.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
JERRY SULLIVAN LOCKED ,.P.

jeremiah Sullivan, f~orty-four
years old, giving his address as A
Bridge street, Brooklyn. was locked
up in the S0th precinct police sta
ton. Stapleton, last night, charged
with intoxication. Sullivan wae
found about 8 o'clock last night, by
Patrolman Benedict, at the Pleasant
Plains railroad station, unable TO
take care OF him eli He WIS
brought to the 9sth precinct slation,
T~ottenvilie, and later taken to Stu
pleton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
MRS. CHARLES T. fERKES DIES
Heart Disease and Grip End Life OF
New York Woman.

New York, April 8-Mrs. Charles 7.
Yerkes is dead at her residence, ST.
Madison venue. Mrs. Yerkes had
been Ill for more than five weeks.
Last November she was seized with
an attack of grip, from which she did
not rally.
Her sister, who(1ive in this city.
and a secretary were In attendance
upon her. Dr.. II. H. Whitehouse, the
famous physician, said that heart trou-
bic following a general nervous break
down was the cause Of Mrs Yerkes
Illness
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
Cause for Doubt
\ Statement of Facts Backed by q
Strong Guarantee.

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all sufferers from constipation. In
every ease where we fall we Will
supply the medicine free.
RexaIl Orderlies are a gentle,
effective, dependable and safe bowel
regulator, strengthener and tonic.
They re-estabiish natures functions
in a quiet, easy way. They do not
caUse any inconvenience, gripping or
J sea. They are so pleasant 10
I. and work so easily that they
p y be taken by any one at any
II They thoroughly tone up the
y . system TO healthy activity.
xaIl Orderlies are unsurpassa-
ad ideal for the use of children,
;olks and delicate persons. We
OF too highly recommend them
Is 81 sufferers from any form of
: stipation and its attendant evils.
. sizes, I0c. AMI 25c. Remember.
1 can obtain Rexall Remedies in
tits community only at our store
Ile Rexail Store. Seaman, druggist.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
RItTHDAY ~e.TY.

~ Myrtle C.x, OF AmDoy avenue,
8ttenyille, celebrated the e'ghth
anniversary of her blrthd'y at her
Nome Friday. Games were played
and p p served. These present
were: Bessie and Emma Eagle,
Gladys Bishop, Evelyn Behrs, Kath-
leen Wyrel, Alberta Morey, Jennie
Wood, kathleen Volmer, R. Hoehn,
Alton Morey, Alvein Morey, George
Volmer and Mile and Willie Cox.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
cox COMING HOME TODAY.
Indicted Cincinnati Boss to Solve Own
Disappesrancs.

Cincinnati, April 8.-The mysterious
disappearance of George B. Cox, In.
dicted Republican boss Of Cincinnati
and Hamilton county, will be solved
today, when he will return to his home
after an absence Of three days since
the third perjury indictment was
found against him.
Mrs. Cox refused to say where her
husband was or where he had been for
the last four days, but said positively
that he would be there this afternoon.
"You can see him then" she said.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
Bequeaths Money to Science.
BIZ United Press Wire,

Paris, April 9.-Auguste Lout-
reuil. who began life as an Office boy
in a railway office In Russia and who
died recently in Switzerland, be-
queathed by will over s1.600.000 to
scientific and educational institu-
lions In France. The Academy OF
Sciences got $780, 900. the Univer-
sity of Paris $4,000 etc.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03
psnham Thompson SLIGHTLY stronas

Denhsm Thompson Slightly Stronger
West Swansey, N. H, April 3-The
condition OF Denham Thompson is re-
ported TO continue favorable. He is
slightly stronger and has spoken a few
words to members Of his family. The
physicians do not express an opinion
either way as to the aged actors re.
coyery.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03

The EVENING NEWS has the
circulation In the county.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03

The EVENING NEWS has the
largest circulation In the county.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-04-03

You'll find 1t In the NEWS
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08

President Riggs and the faculty foi
their hospitality and indorsing the
work Of the college.
The convention was addressed by
different members Of the faculty; Prof
,Conradi spoke on Injurious Insects"
Prof. Harper on Cotton Breeding;
Prof. Barre on Cotton Diseases:
Prof. Perkins on Soil Fertility; Prof.
Barrow on Mixing of Fertilizers"
and Dir. Stackhouse on THE Fertiliz-
or Inspection and Analysis.
MIR. j. M. Gasque, who for q num-
ber of years held the position Of as
Sistant to, the Commandant has re-
signed; it Is not known yet who will
take his place.
The meeting of the board Of trustees
will convene Monday. March 9Th.
DR.. w. ID. Weatherford. Information
al Secretary of the Y. Nj. C. A. is con-
ductihe series of meetings here. nr
Weatherford is known throughout the
South as an eloquent ana Corcelul
speaker. His wide experience with col
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
Clemson Letter.

d
During the first days of this week
Clemson had as her guest Mr. Brad
ford Knapp and his farm demonstra-
tion agents of the Piedmont section
Of South Carolina. Twenty-Five of
these agents were present. and all
were entertained in barracks. Mr..
Knapp. DR.. Knapp's son. responded
to a short address of welcome by act
ing President Riggs, and insisted that
his men should recognizest that. the >ag.
ricultural college Is to the demonstra-
tion agents what an implement fac
tory is to the farmer The agricul-
tural college must furnish the neces-
sary information which the agents dis
seminate. His remarks along this line
were well received and the spirit of
cooperation which was manifest is ev-
idenced by resolutions passed by the
farm demonstration agents, thanking
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08

patton and bowel disorders in gener-
al. De are so certain Of their great
curative value that we promise to re-
turn the purchasers money In every
case when they fail to produce entire
satisfaction.
Rexall Orderlies are eaten like
candy, they act quietly, and have n
soothing, strengthening. healing in
huence on the entire intestinal thract.
They do not purge. grippe. cause nau-
sea, flatulence, excessive looseness,
ltarrhnen or other annoying effect.
They are especially good for children,
weak persons or old folks. Two sizes
25c and 10c. Sold only at our store
The Rexall Store. The Laurens
Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
How TO OWN THE
OLIVER TYPEWRITER
FOR nc A DAY.

You don't have to draw on your
Bank Account when you pay on the
Penny Plan.
You need not disturb your Dollars.
Keep them at work earning interest!
We offer our newest model, the
Oliver Typewriter No. 5-fresh from
the factory-for Seventeen Cents a
Day.
The plan is printed in "black and
white" on the Application Blank
below.
Simply fill out the blank, attach
the small first payment, send it in,
and on comes the Oliver!
No tedious wait! No red tape!
No long g-drawn-out correspondence! !!
You quickly own your Oliver and
scarcely notice the outlay You can
have the use Of your machine while
pennies are paying the freight"
You will never have better chance
to test the power of pennies.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
Owings, r. f. ID. 1.
" u 9 ~

w. y v + ~
Mrs. H. l.. Culbertson of Gray
Court is visiting her son Mr.. Walter
l<Thite. at Clemson college.
Mrs. Maude Stoddard Is in Atlanta
purchasing her epring millinery.
DR.. Bryson who has recently located
at Gray Court, was;a visitor at Owings
last week.
Mr.. and HRS. Il. 8. Cook and child
zen, of Fountain Inn, visited their
mother, Mrs. w. e. Cook recently.
bliss Buia Bryson has been i'll for
tho past week but Is much better at
this writing.
Miss Rosa Riddle of 'Spartanburg,
visited her father, Mr.. j. j. Riddle
secentlE. 4
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08

lege men gives him a keen insight in
to their lives. His able and helpful
addresses have been well attended
by the students.
DIR. John d. w. Watts, one Of the
best farmers of Laurens county, was
among the farm demonstration agents
who met hcre.
Mrs. III. l.. Culbertson, Of Gray
Court. left Saturday for her home af-
ter spending week with her son,
Walter p. White. We are always glad
to see people from our home county
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
BE n Manufacturer.

High prices brought down by use
Of l.. G. Nj. Paint because you make
nearly half of it by adding y of gal
Ion OF Iinseed ca to each gallon of
paint.
IL costs then $l.60 per gallon.
Besides you won't need 10 repaint
Tor about 10 years.
Thirty-fve years general use has
proven it.
It's all paint, real paint, reliable
paint. and the best paint that can
be made
Our sales agents are: j. H. & NJ.
l.. Nash, Laurens; j. w. Copeland &
Co, Clinton.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
THE DOCTORS QUESTION.
Much Sickness Due to Bowel Disor

Much Sickness Due to Bowel Disor-
ders.
Doctors first question when con-
suited by patient is. Are your bow
els regular?" He knows that 9S per
cent of Illness is attended with in
active bowels and torpid liver. and
that this condition must be removed
gently and thoroughly before health
can be restored.
ReNall Orderlies are positive.
pleasant and safe remedy for consti-
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
LOCAL AND PERSONAL MENTION.

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Mrs. W. e. Barre spent Sunday In
Gsfeenyille with friends.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Davis Of Prince
Ton were in the city Monday shopping.
Mr. Theo. Garrett, who lives out on
Route No. s, was in the city Monday.
Magistrate p. NJ. Hellams. of Gray
Court. was among the visitors in the
city yesterdaysi
Mrs. Ernest Bramlett returned to
her home in Union Monday after a
visit to relatives in Laurens.
Miss Lucy Clardy has returned from
an extended visit to relatives in Mont
e,omery, Ala, and Atlanta, Ga.
Mr.. John w. Simpson, one of Lau-
rens county's progressive farmers was
here last week.-Honea Path Chronicle
Miss Lila Stansell, who has been
visiting Miss Lint Jones, has return
ed. to her home in Rockingham N. C.
Palmetto Lodge No. 10, A. F. NJ, will
hold regular communication Friday
right. The F. c. degree will be con-
-fe-red.
Mrs. Eugene Fetner, after visit of
several days to her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. w. l.. Stone, returned Monday to
her home in Columbia.
Miss Willie Rice of Spartanburg,
who is we'll known here where she
lived for some time was the guest of
ofsr aunt Mrs. Agnes r. Swygert. Sun
Day.
Miss Fannie May Wright left Mon
DAY for Honea Path where she has
accepted q position as milliner with
one Of the leading firms of that little
city.
Mr. A. D. l.. Barksdale of Green
vile and Laurens who is engaged in
the insurance business, was in the
city for few days during the past
week.
Mr.. G.. l.. Hellams, rural letter car
yer on route No from Barksdale,
vas in the city Monday afternoon on
h'2siness. MIR. Hellams has motor
tycle to use on his route.
Mrs. l.. j. Massey. who has been at
the Gilkerson House for some months
with Miss Fannie Thames, left Mon
Gay for Mobile, Birmingham and 9TH
= places in Alabama, where she will
visit friends and relatives.
w. Gary Thompson has accepted a
position as travelling salesman with
ne Sea Gull Specially CO., of Balti-
more, Md He has been engaged in
the brokerage business in Laurens for
:ne past two years. HIS many friends
f,ope for him every success in his
ew position.
Miss Mamie Burns, who is attend
ipg Greenville Female College came
Gown Saturday .and spent the week
end with home folks. She brought
With her as her guests for Saturday
and Sunday the following young la
sies, who attend the same college:
Kisses Agnes Bateman Of Spartan
.jurg, Hannah Morell Of Wexford and
.jernice Atwood Of Liberty.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
Anybody

Can make a Photograph
but it requires skill and
knowledge to make a
lasting, pleasing portrait
Nichols Studio.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
USE
&LYMPH'S RIGHT-A-WAY LIVER
TONIC

The Great System Builder
Sold on a guarantee; Money back IL
not satisfactory-50c bottle
Sold by Laurens Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08
WILLIAMS KIDNEYPILLS

Have you overworked your nervous sys-
TEN and caused trouble with your kid
,neys and bladder7 Have you pains in
loins. side, back and bladder? Have you
a dabby appearance OF the face. and un-
der the eyes? A frequent desire to pass
6riae? II so. williams Kidney Pills will
.fl'Ee you-Druggist, Price boc.
WILLIAMS MFG. CO.. Props.. Cleyeiand. Ohio
LhURENS DRUG 20.
Laurens, 3. C.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-03-08

The oliver is everywhere!
It's the universal typewriter. Reels
on real Work with the ease and speed
demanded by this mile-a minute age
Wherever you turn-in Business
Offices. great or small-in the quiet
Of the Home-in the roar of the Rail
road and Telegraph service-in the
seething maelstrom of modern
Newspaperdom-in countless kinds Of
Oliver that's making the wheels go
round"
service it's the sturdy, strenuous
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-17

The man with the hardest luck on
the North side has been found. He
has a cold and also boil on the end
of his nose so he can not blow it.
f. T. Tenant, who recently went to
Roosevelt. Okla on business, sent
word today that he had bought ana
taken possession of newspaper IN
that town.
Mrs. I. A. Wilson of Marion, state
superintendent of the Junior Christian
Endeavorers of the Christian church.
and Miss Virginia kerns OF Kansas
Civ Mo- state superintendent OF the
Christian Women's Board of Foreign
Missions. are visiting at the home of
Mrs J. E McDaniels. 1918 North
Quincy street, and planning grade
course of study for Junior Endeavor-
James L. Anderson of Los Angeles is
visiting his parents. Mr. and Mrs.
James Anderson, ST., OF 11O3 Nortn
Rev 7. Barrett. founder of the
North Topeka Baptist church and re-
tired minister. who was knocked down
by an automobile Monday noon, is able
to be up and around the house lie
Sustained severe bruises and cut on
the back of the head but no dangerous
Alfred Hodge is exhibiting a pre-
served two headed pig. at lilo North
Monroe street. born a short time ago.
The heads are both perfect The pig
died soon after being born
John Patel. living one-half mile
north of Topeka, has raised sweet
potato Weighing nine pounds.
c. Hayes has returned from visit
in Cincinnati Ohio
Guy Gardener. city passenger agent
for the Union Pacific, is in Kansas City
- Mvron G. Settle will give a free
stereopticon lecture at the Central
Avenue Christian church tonight, il
Illustrating life in Jaran. This is the
second of a series of such lectures to
be given over the city to create inter
terest in missionary owrk. In this
connection it will be remembered that
Mr.. and Mrs. M. p. Madden, formerly
of Topeka are missionaries in Japan.
Campbell Drug co. full line of
kodaks and supplies.
Mrs Charles F. Bridge and daugh-
ter Maeanna of 1920 Buchanan street
arrived home yesterday from a few
weeks visit with Mrs. Bridges mother.
Mrs Mary A. Hart. and sister, Mrs
Harry Golf of Meeker, Colo. Mrs.
Rridge's mother came home with
them.
Mrs Emily Whitney of Meeker,
Colo arrived today to visit her sister.
Mrs Charles T. Bridge of 1920 Blu
chanon street. Mrs. Whitney has been
in a hospital 1T Denver for a few
weeks, but has improved sufficiently to
travel.
A. NJ Petro druggist
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-17
UNITY MEETING OPENS.
State Convention Begins Sessions in
Topeka.

1.-The reason for having a Unitarian
organization said Paul f. Clark,
president of the Missouri Valley con
ference sessions of which are being held
in the Unity church, 912 Topeka ave
nue.. lis to have body of people tina
will always lie ready to do things II
he betternent of society.
In the west we are hardly recOgniz-
ed, although IN the east the organiza-
tiun is strong. The Methodists are gOo0,
the Congregationalists are sincere but
they are not as free as is the Units I
ian church. Our ministers have not rs
much pastoral work and should devote
more time towards working for the
public good.
Representatives from Kansas. Ne
braslza and Missouri are in attend
opened Monday night, and will continU
until Wednesday afternoon.
A business session was held this
morning after which the president de-
liVered his adj Tess. she concluding
feature of the forenooG program was al
address by the Rev. Edward Day of
Wichita or Real Forward Movement
in Religion
given over to the women present at
the conference.
The program for this evening and to-
morrow follows:
TUESDAY EVENING.
Platform Meeting.
S:OO-Address, THE Decreased Hold of
the Church Upon the People Justice
r. A Burch, of the state supreme corr.
Address, intellectual Honesty, Rabbi
David L. Likratz, Leavenworth, Kan
Address, The New Seat OF Authority
Consequences, Prof ID. NJ. FISK,
Washburn college. Topeka.
General discussion opened by Mr.. w
H. Cowles, Topeka.
EDNESDAY MORNING.
.30-Business meeting.
Report of committees.
Unfinished business.
New business.
"A Statement and Plea" Rev. Geo.
F. Arlington. Be1oit. Kan
Address ''Ishe Individual and Social
Progress Rev. A l. Weatherly. Lin :
Address. what Shall Our Missionary
Policy Be?'' Rev. E. c. Smith Chicago
f2 e Prof. W. H. Car
ruth. Lawrence Kan
:20-Conference luncheon in church
parlors Impromptu speeches from the
floor.
2:OO-Auto rides about the city
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-17

At the Majestic.

..The Parish Priest" in which
sport North is starring here this
week, was played by North Bros to a
capacity house at the Majestic last
night 1t is a play wherein a priest
prevents four young people from max
ing a life's mistake. young doctor
loving and beloved by a girl, turns
from her to marry the daughter of an
older physician, who has turned ms
practice over to him. The daughter ac-
cepts the Y. DIS proposal more to spite
one of her suitors at whom she is
vexed However, the priest with IN
genuity and diplomacy interferes and
reunites the lovers to their first loves
So all ends well.
The part of the priest for successful
portraying requires a sympathetic
touch and a good balance of emotion
with artistic blending of comedy But
all these and more were displayed IN
the work of Mr.. North as Father Sui
livan. the priest. Miss Genevieve Rus
sell as Nellie the young doctors first
weetheart. carried her arm in a sling,
but her acting was acceptable as ever
one of the delightful features of the
show was the work of Mr.. Sayles as
Michael, the old Irishman. His make
UP was as true to life as his acting.
Neither was the least bit exaggerated,
as so often happens in such roles. His
Irish brogue approached perfection
and his comedy was all natural and as
refreshing as a cartoon by McCut-
cheon. This part was opposite that of
the educated. polished reporter which
he assumed in "A Woman's Way
last week, and his equal cleverness in
both is a mark of versatility.
Miss Mckinley made good as Agnes.
tie elderly doctors imperious, self
wilIed daughter. and likewise for Mr..
O'Neil as DR.. OMalley. Howard
chase was another favorite as the
young doctor. DR.. Kelley. and Mr..
Derning brought out all there was in
the part of Big Jim. Miss Leroy was
a charming Catherine and Mr.. Jackson
did well as Frank Riley.
The curtain talk by Mr.. Sayles in
makeup and hrogue was exceptionally
entertaining and brought down the
house The next weeks bill will be
1.-The Lion and the Mouse" Harry
North will take the lead again. He
has been absent in Columbus. O.. on
account of the death of Mrs. Sarah
Goodwin. mother of Virginia Goodwin
(Adrs. Harry Ncrth).
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-17
CHORUS MAN SUES.
Seeks Breach of Promise Balm From
Wealthy Widow.

New York, Oct 1.-THE suit for
$4,000 damages for breach of promise
brought by Russell A. Griswold, chorus
man in a musical comedy, against
Helen Woodruff Smith of Stamford.
Conn, daughter of the late James d.
Smith at one time president of the
New York Stock exchange, is on trial
here. The plaintiff was on the stand
all day and identified a score or more
of the two hundred letters he claim ID
tc have received from the defendant,
in many of which he was addressed as
"Ruzzielamb.''
The defendant. who was once the
wife Of Homer Cummings, mayor of
Stamford. but resumed her maiden
name when she got a divorce, was
amused by the reading of the letters
and the testim ony of Griswold, and
laughed heartily.
Edmund L. Mooney, counsel for the
defendant. said that he would not deny
that his client wrote some of the let
ters involved in the case. and that a
certain amount of interest sprang up
between the couple. But he said he
would prove that the defendant never
promised to marry "Ruzzielamb" and
never intended to.
The chorus man testified he first
met the defendant on an Easter Sun
day when he was about to graduate
from the Stamford high school.
Did the defendant ever ask you to
marry nerI the COunSeI asked
Yes; when she came back from the
west, after she got her divorce, she
said: 'Ruzzie. do you love me enough
to marry me?' And 1 said certainly L
did; that I had been waiting for the
chance ever since 1 had first met her
She said: I knew we were made for
each other as soon as saw you. We
met in another world -
Did she refer to your ages -
Eyes, she said: 'Ruzzie, dear, am
so much older than you-do you think
it will make any difference in our
love?' I told her it would make no
difference.
did she give you many presents -
HShe gave ne this diamond ring I
ain wearing; then she gave me dia-
mond and pearl stickpins and was al
ways giving me neckties and socks.
His lawyer. Gordon, then opened a
suitcase bulgiEg with letters and pos
tai cards. One very short note read:
L am with you in spirit. I wait for
your bodily presence. Don't forget the
spot. the spoon and the maid. They
are all waiting for you"