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The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
A Disk Record.

They claim that money talks"
We'll, let's put this silver dollar on
the graphophone and see what it will
say"
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Connecticut man has sued the girl
who Tilted him for s12.32 he lavished on
her during courtship. 1t ought to. be
worth SI232 to be rid of that kind of a
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

p ]. Hamilton Lewis seems to think that
his especial style of whisker would adorn
the Senate chamber.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Although the death rate in New York
lowers steadily. it is getting harder and
harder to live there.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

1t is almost time for the candidates to
find the range of the enemy in the po-
litiCal war.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

A Chicago man admitted killing his
wife because he could not tell a lie TO
save his life.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Somebody really ought to get out the
society vote"
Il once tried to campaign among the
400, but l heard one woman tell her maid
not to let any strange politician kiss
E'ido, and then I quit"
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

The Jolly Fat Men do not appear to be
alarmed over the proposed bay-window
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
Conditioned All Around.

Are you going to get married, or go
to college?'
II think I'll get married. Mabel says
she will be my wife on one condition. and
I can't enter college with less than
four" .-....
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
A Long Face.

The pessimist is never gay;
His face is long and grave.
He really ought to have to pay
A quarter for a shave.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
HEROINES OF THE WAR.
Memorial to Be Erected to Them
in This City.

A Memorial to BE Erected to Them
in This City.
Frnm the New York Herald.
There is something that appeals to the
heart in the movement started by a re-
tired army officer with a subscription of
$4,000 and fathered by the Loyal Legion
in this city Wednesday night to erect a
great memorial at Washington. D. c.,
to the heroines Of the civil war
Who now can recall the names of many
Of the heroines of those dark and dread
fuI days? Where is to be found the
roster of the brave and tender women
who marched with the armies and nursed
the sick and wounded
Whose lives were spent
In the dreary hospital tent?
Many of these women actually lost
their lives through their exertions and
because of exposure. Some of them.
strangely enough, not only survived the
rigors of the war. but are still living.
Miss Clara Barton is among these still
alive at a ripe cid age, while few of
those who are wont to smile in derision
at DR.. Mary Walker in her male attire
are aware that she was a surgeon and
nurse through some of the hardest cam
paigns of the war. Perhaps only those
who were in the field recall the gallant
deeds and devotion to humanity Of Maj.
Reynolds, a remarkable woman nurse
who was commissioned a major by the
governor of Illinois, or Mother" Bicker-
byke, most daring and famous nurse
with the Army of the Tennessee, known
to every man Of that command.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

are not by ballot. there seems to be no
danger in holding one in Baltimore.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

1t cannot be regarded as inappropriate
that Solicitor McCabe should be solicitous.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
Uncle Pennywise Says,
Too Much.

Let man do the toiling; woman's pace
is in the home, playing bridge.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

From the Louisville Courier-JOurnal
Playing golf is said to have made Joe
Cannon feel younger. but seeing protec-
tionism triumph in Canada has made
him feel like a mule colt
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Prom the Atlanta Constitution.
The New York Press says Europeans
are under the impression that Dixie is
the national air" Which shows what a
hearty, human tune with a hurrah in it,
NAV ACCOMPLISH
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

From the ST. Louis Star.
Peace walking about the stage enjoys a
mild and silent admiration. It is when
war stalks out OF the wings that the
audience whistles and hammers on the
floor with its umbrella.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

From the Charleston News and Courier.
II Italy did this thing just to insult
Mr.. Carnegie, Italy better be careful. The
Laird may fill the whole body of the
peninsula with libraries and print his
peace newspaper there besides.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Why couldn't they wait until Congress
meets to investigate Senator Stephenson
and let us have all the undertaking" at
once and get over with II.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

From The kansas N1ty SLaT.
Il believe that President Taft would
have shaken hands with me II the Secret
Service men had let me alone" growled
an Atchison statesman the day the Presi-
dent was there.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

From the Baltimore American.
Death was kind to Admiral Schley in
giving him time to read his v!ndication
at the mouths OF his opponents and in
making him secure OF the glory with
which posterity will crown his memory.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

From the New York Press
When those female aviators get a little
way up in the air they look Just as II
they were wearing their flying machines
for hats.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Boston woman sutfragists have put po-
litical independence in their marriage
service But why all this needless bother :?
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

FTTIn INC 81 DOlH TINDt-D -DtInOCIdI
Now that reciprocity has been disposed
Of. the country can once more revert to
the consideration of the tariff. the whole
tariff. and nothing but the tariff.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
HUMOR OF THE DAY
A lust Verdict.

Once upon a time a wild eyed Man
ran down a crowded street in the
Shopping District, yanking the False
Hair from Women's Heads and
throwing IL on the Pavement and
dancing on It with Screams Of eerie
Laughter. The Hue Of the Artificial
Locks-red, black, brown or peroxide
-mattered Nothing, he grabbed it
OF indiscriminatingly. Although he
was in the Grasp Of the Law within
a Short Time, even in that Limited
Space he pulled of enough Jute to
stuff a small Tent.
At the Trial, after the Eminent
prosecutor had concluded his Denun-
citation Of the Fiend in Human Form,
the Young Attorney for the Defense
had uttered a few feeble Platitudes
and the twelve Good Men and True
had retired to the Sanctity Of the
Jury Room, the Foreman quietly re-
marked, my Wife's cost SEQ"
my Salary" said the next Man, sis
so small that can hardly make both
Ends meet, and yet the Wife Of my
Bosom pays an average Of Twenty
five Dollars each time for her False
Hair and gets a different colored out
at about four Times a Year"
The remaining Ten said their Says,
and they were much like those Of the
first Two. And a few Minutes later
the Jury delivered their Verdict in
these Words: "Justihable Insanity,
but Don't Ever Do it AgainW-Tom P.
Morgan in Puck.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
HINTS
FOR FARMERS
Indian Runner Ducks.

The Indian Runner ducks are very
easily and quickly raised, being nearly
fun size at eight or ten weeks OF age.
II Matched early and well cared for
they viii lay in the fall and make
good layers until five or six years Of
age and viii lay as well as any chick
en- hen, and there is much less labor
in caring for them. They are not sub
feet to disease and do not have lice
or mites, which is quite an item In
poultry raising
Indian Runner ducks are to the duck
family what the Leghorns are among
tho chickens. The large pure white
eggs are characteristic OF the breed as
the white eggs are OF the Leghorns.
Green eggs are certain proof Of Inn
purity. Hollis Fawn and white strain
are everlasting layers of white eggs
and are great money makers. They
are great layers and small eaters,
which is a very desirable trait. They
can be Matched as late as September
and get their growth and be ready to
lay before cold weather. When they
are properly fed and cared for they
will begin to lay at the age Of four
months and will lay continuously.
Their eggs are fine for culinary pur-
poses and win sell for to 8 cents
more per dozen than hens eggs.-Farm
and Ranch.
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KEEPING POULTRY
LICE in CHECK
Dust Baths Should Be Provided
and Houses Sprayed.

Nce may be found on the bodies Of
fowls at all seasons Of the year. They
multiply very rapidly in warm wealth
er, and it is then that the greatest
harm Is wrought.
There are several insect enemies Of
pouitry-lice. mites and heas- 1t is
the red hen into which is worse than
all the others combined. This minute
creature increases at a remarkable
rate when meag1ysS are not taken to
keep it IN chsek, and hens will not
lay nor chickens grow when their life
blood Is being sucked by this pest.
Dust Il fatal to almost all insects,
especially the soft bodied ones. The
fowls should therefore be provided
with q dust BATH at all times, as this
is the method nature has given them
Of keeping at bay their insect enc
mics. Dry and finely pulverized earth
of any kind, also coal ashes from
which the cirders have been sifted,
may be used for the dust bath. Wood
ashes should never be used, as the
alkaH In them is likely to inJure the
fowls.
A thorough drenching Of the poultry
house with kerosene emulsion to which
q little crude carbolic acid has been
added VIII prove very effectual against
tho red mites II done every week.
Ordinary melted lard is good in de-
stroying lice on the bodies Of fowls
and chicks, but should not be used too
freely.
When setting hens 1t is never ad-
visable to apply any grease to their
bodies, but they may be busted with
some good insect powder, while the
nests nay be busted with powdered
lime or sulphur. AS soon as a sitting
hen comes of the nest should be burn
ed out and fresh nest material sup
piled. At all seasons Of the year 1t Is
a good plan to burn out all nests every
four or i've weeks.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
GOOD NEWS.
Many Richmond Readers
Have Heard itand Profit
ed Thereby.

Good news travels FAST and the
thousands of bad back suffirs IN
Richmond are glad TO learn that
prompt relief is within their reach.
Many lame, weak and aching back is
bad no more, thanks TO Doan's Kidney
Pills. Thousands upon thousands of
people are telling the good news of
their experience with the Old Quaker
Remedy. Here is an example worth
reading:
Dawson Barnett, Rowland St., STAN
ford, KY, syas: Some time ago had
severe fall and this, togeth er with the
jarring to which / am subject in my
work, brought on Kidney trouble. For
several days could hardly get about
on account OF the pains in. my back.
l also noticed that the passages of the
passages of the secretions were irregu-
lar, especially at night. l decided to
cura this trouble before it became
chronic and as l knew Deans Kidney
Pills to be god for such complaints
procured box. Before had finished
the contents, / was cured and have
had no kidney trouble since"
For sale BY all dealers. Pfice 50
cents. Fosler-Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's-and
.44.~ ~" =. h..
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Poultry Notes.

There are many pet theories on how
to make the hen lay prohtabIy, but
here is the secret in a few words:
Feed her well, house her comfortably
and keep her free from lice.
The large producing hen is the re-
suit of unceasing care and effort upon
the part Of her owner.
You can't expect profits from the
hens unless you feed them right and
give good care generally.
The hen that is confined in a damp
house or must stand on a damp floor
will never lay proftably.
The chickens need plenty Of sharp
grit or gravel. It's what keeps their
teeth In commission.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
What He Wanted.

"Now, this car" said the agent, call
ing Billups' attention to a handsome
limousine in the corner, sis a dandy.
II runs so smoothly you wouldn't
know you were in it. Rides just like
a rocking chair"
what do you think l am-an es-
capped inmate Of an old lady's homer
demanded Billups. 81 want a car that
I'll know I'm in when I'm in it, and
when 1 go out looking for a rocking
chair I'll go to a furniture store and
not to a garage "-Harper's Weekly.
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proat m praft Mar.,.

We keep six heavy mares to do our
farm work-two three-horse teams.
All Of these mares are bred to the best
stallion we can find near home, and
we usually get two or three colts a
year, writes a New York farmer in
the American Agriculturist. All Of the
mares are bred and worked about the
same until foaling time, when those
that have colts need about ten days
rest. Then they may begin work
again, only with a little better feed
and care. After the colt is weaned
he can be grown almost as cheaply as
calf and If well fed at two years
old should weigh from 1000 to 200
pounds and can begin to pay his way
by working.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
The Juie. There Will

Missionary enthusiastically Now,
my speciality is work among the
young. Do you think there is a good
opening here?
The Chief (doubtfully)-Well, we
don't, as a rule, believe in giving meat
to the kids, but say an hours extra
stew-there1l be the gravy, you know
-theren be the gravy.-Sydney Bulle-
tin
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For Sale.

have a splendid carriage for sale.
Brewster, in fine condition, it is a de-
pot wagon, carry four or five people. 1t
has both summer and winter side doors,
pole and shafts. also have set of
hand made carriage harness and large
gentle harness horse all of which l will
sell worth the money.
Dr. Clarence H. Vaught
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Notice 10 Creditors.

All parties having claims against
Pauline r. Harris, deceased, are re-
quested to file same properly verified
as required by law, to the undersigned
Executor, on or before July LIST, 1911.
Also all parties indebted to the de-
ceased, Pauline r. Harris, either by
note or account are requested to call
and settle same with the undersigned
w. S. Broaddns, Executor. VI
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Ancient Instance.

Hannibal had crossed the Alps.
Now" he cried, "Pm going to make
Rome how'll
In spite Of his victorious campaign,
however, the tickle Carthaginians sub
sequently worked the recall on him.
Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Another Suggestion.

THE new Pullman prices seem fair
er than formerly" said one travelling
man.
They're not" replied the other. Il
don't care anything about a reduced
charge for an upper berth. What I
want is a prohibitive cost to the man
who snores."-Washingt Star.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Foot Rot In Sheep.

Sheep afflicted with foot rot should
be kept separate from the balance Of
the flock and have clean, dry quarters.
Drive them through a foot bath three
times a week made Of ereolin 3 per
cent or iron sulphate per cent and
lime slaked with water, mixed into q
creamy substance.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Middle Aged and Elderly
People.

Ues Foleys Kidney Pills for quick
and permanent results in all cases
of kidney and bladder troubles, and for
painful and annoying Irregularities
They contain just the ingredients neees
sary to regulate and strengthen the
action Of the kidneys and bladder
They are tonic in action, quick in results.
Try them. For sale by Stockton & Son.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
A Leading California Druggist.

Pasadena, Cal, March 9, 1911.
Foley and Co., Gentlemen:-We have
sold and recommended Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound for years. We
believe IL to be one of the most efficient
expectoFantS on the market. Contain
ing no opiates or narcotics it can be
given freely TO children. Enough OF
the remedy can be taken TO relieve a
cold, as it has no nauseating results
and does not interfer with digestion.
Yours very truly, c. II. Ward Drug Co,
G. L. Parsons, Sec'y. and Treas. Get
the original Foley's Honey and Com
pound in the yellow package. For sale
by Stockton & Son.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Those ouestions.

Had a puncture, my friend"
The chauffeur looked up and swal-
lowed his feelings with huge gulp.
mo, sir" he replied. 'I'm just
changing the air in the tires. The
other lots worn out, you know
Idea.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Too True.

Bridget, 1 feel so i'll 1 wish you
would not go out today. Couldn't you
get what you are going for just as
well tomorrow
Faith an OF can tomorrow or amy
day. l was goin' out to get mesilf
new job."-Harper' Bazaar.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

There amt no doubt" said Deacon
Blimber, that it's an all swizzlin' nice
thing to be able to go wherever you
please, but it sort o. strikes me that It
orto be an all swizzlin' sight better to
be able to please wherever you co.
Browning's Magazine.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Look, Bad.

Bacon-Pm afraid Baker is not long
for this world.
Egbert-Why, I didn't hear he was
sick?
"WeIl, don't know that he is yet,
but his wife's about to begin to do her
own cOoking."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

FOR sHERIFF


We are authorized 10 announce ELMER
a candidate for Sheriff OF
Madison county. subject 10 the action OF
Democratic party
We are authorized tc announce JOHN Is.
BALDWIN candidate for Sheriff of Mad
Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce n. b.
JONES a candidate for Sheriff OF Madison
county. subject 70 the action Of the Demo
cratic party.
We are authorized 70 announce H. II.
COLYER candidate for Sheriff of Madi-
son county, subject to the action of the
Democratic party.
We are hereby authorized to announce
VAN b. BENTON a candidate for Sheriff
of Madison County. subject TO the action
of the Democratic party.
SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT
We are authorized to announce BENJA
MIN +. EDWARDS. a candidate for Su-
perintendent of Public Schools of Madison
county. subject to the action of the Demo
cratic party.
We are authorized to announce VIM. S:
Brock candidate for Superintendent Of
Public Schools of Madison County. sub
ject TO the action of the Democratic party
FOR JAILER
We are authorized to announce MORGAN
county. subject to the action Of the Demo
cratic party,
FOR ASSESSOR
We are authorized to announce GEORGE
holland a candidate for Assessor of
Madison County subject to the action of
the Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce w. F.
JARMAN a candidate for Assessor of NJ adj
ison county. subject to the action of the
Democratic party
We are authorized to announce RUFUS
JENKINS a candidate for Assessor of
Madison county subject to the action Of the
Democratic party.
FOR COUNTY CLERK
We are authorized to announce LaRue c.
House a candidate for County Clerk of
Madison county subject TO the action of
Democratic party
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

whats the matter with your neph-
ew that's sick over at SkeedeeT"
ooh, he prescribed for himself out
Of a doctor book" replied the old
codger, "and nearly killed himself with
a misprint.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
Idle Capital Is
An



no community can afford; to do
anyone benefit it must be kept
moving and to do the most good
it should seek legitimate chan
nels. Then let us divorce our
selves from the prevailing get
rich quick" fever and get back to
the good ways Of our forefathers.
Put your money into something
at home, where it viii. HELP
YOUR HOME TOWN and en-
nance the other interests You
may have. Why not build a
homer There's no satisfaction
like that borne Of the knowledge
you own home. Start it today
and tomorrow you'll awaken
with a feeling Of independence
like lhatof i77o. Ofcourse you'll
need lumber. but we can quickly
help yOu out. as our stock is com
plete and most orders can be filed
the day we get them.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

When in need of Blacksmithing in any
of its branches, Farming Implements,
Buggies, Carriages, Wagons, Rubber
tires &c, get prices from r. f. Miller,
Union City, Ky. TT.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Teacher Ito new pupiD-Why did
Hannibal cross the Alps. my little
man?
New Pupil-Why, didn't know he
went, ma'am. When did he START
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Miss De Young = That handsome
young man is so impetuous. He sim
ply carries everything before him.
Miss Enthusiastically. They say
he used 10 be waiter.-Chicago News
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

The uniform success that has attend
ed the use of Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has
made it a favorite everywhere. 1t can
always be depended upon. For Sale by
Stockton & Son.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
lanes & Hun1ey

Will buy or sellyour house,
farm town lots or any thing
else in the Real Estate line.
Any business intrusted to
him will be promptly and
carefully attended to. See
him if his services arelneed-
ed.
We represent iron bound
Insurance Companies - re-
member this.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

I suffered habitually from conslipat-
ion. Doan's ReguletS relieved and
strengthened the bowels, so that they
have been regular ever sine" "A. E..
Davis, grocer, Sulphur Springs, Tex.
Sold by all dru ggist.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
For Rent.

House on Fourth and Woodlawn Ave-
Will be vacant July lst Now occupied
by Robert Sallee-
Al Mrs. Alice hammers
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or
burns without a scar. Cures piles eczema
salt rheum. any itching. Doan's Oint-
ment. Your druggist sells it.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Whooping cough is not dangerous
when the cough is kept loose and ex-
pectoration easy by giving Chamber
lian's Cough Remedy. Ii has been
used in many epidemics Of this disease
with perfect success. For sale by
Stockton & Son.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Fire, Life, Accident and Health Insur
ance. The very best old line Companie
VIM. s. Broaddus, Agt. If,
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Sand, lime, cement, brick, wall plas-
ter, rock and screenings, in any quanti-
ty and at lowest rices. No delay; see
us. W. W. Broaddus & Co. 44tf
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Mrs. Hoyle- What sort Of a man did
you get7
Mrs. Doyle-He was blond man
with brunette heart. = New York
Press
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Call on Covington & Thorpe for gro
ceries. You viii save 10 cents on every
dollar. u
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Feel languid weak. rundown Head
achel Stomach off 'l-Just plain case
of lazy liver, BurdOck Blood Bitters
tones liver and stomach, promotes
digestion, purifies the blood. Sold by all
Druggist
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Cheapest accident insurance-Dr.
Thomas Eclectic Oil Stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggist
sell il.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Ricci's ice cream is delicious. Every
one talks about it. Any flavor made
to order and delivered promptly. If
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Colt Bros. want your wool at highest
price. II.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Dan Brock, fire, lightning, cyclone
and live stock insurance. If
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07
For Sale.

Lot in Burnamwood 7Ox17O feet.
Apply K. h. SIoNE u
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-06-07

Fresh caught ash at CnllonA; leave
orders early. lllf