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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
What Army and Navy
Folk Are Doing

thing like 10000 men would have been
required to complete the Maneuver
Division. Had these men been put
in the Service under the system which
we now employ for recruiting the
Army to war strength they would not
be trained for service. In most of the
foreign countries there Is an organ
lied reserve which Is used to change
their armies from a peace to war
footing. But We have no such force
ut present and the mobilization of 4
division at war strength would re-
quire many weeks. The result would
be that the public would become i'm.
patient and we would be forced t.
send our Regular Army int othe field
before 1t was ready for service. This
has been the trouble IN other wars
and II will be the weakness of the
Army until some legislation is enacted
which will create reserve for the
Regular Army"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
ST. LOUIS GIRL ENGAGED
TO OFFICER AT preside

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, May 22.-In mis-
sives to her friends today Miss LII
cile Gates, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
J. Mullanphy Gates, told of her en-
gagement to Lieutenant Francis p.
Hardaway, coast artillery, now sta
toned at San Francisco.
Miss Gates made her bow to society
two years ago and has been quite POI
puar in fashionable circles. She Is a
pupil of the Sacred Heart convent at
Marysville. Lieutenant Hardaway Is
a son of DR.. and Mrs. William A
Hardaway and Is a graduate of West
Point, class of 1909. He formerly
resided in st. Louis.
Miss Gates will pass the summer
with Mrs. Hardaway in San Fran
cisco. The wedding day has not been
decided upon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

facing charges of intoxication and
conduct unbecoming an officer, and
the other disobedience OF orders, will
be tried by courtmartial at the Pre-
sidio Monday morning. They will be
tried before one of the highest rank
ing boards ever appointed to meet at
the Preside.
Captain Cook Is now recovering
from bullet wound In his right lung
at a local hospital He is charged
with being intoxicated, and while In
that condition attempting to break
into the Spreckels market at 751 Mar
ket street on the evening of April ~
Lieutenant Morse was returning
from Manila when orders. were issued
at Honolulu for no one to bring fruit
aboard because of cholera.
Morse, 1t Is charged, carried several
baskets OF fruit 10 the ship. and when
commanded to throw them overheard
refused.
The board is: Colonel ]. p. Wiser
president: Lieutenant Colonies Fred
erick Won Schrader, Rudolph G. Eb.
ert. John Biddle and Webster Vim.
son. Majors Frank Greene, Percy
Ashburn, Thomas p. Lomorenaux, Jno
waterman, Frank Smith James A
Shipton and Robert Thomberg AM
Captain j. B. Murphy, who will be
Judge advocate of the courts. r
Call, May 10.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
Left in Quick Time.

@SIt VI SulCN ttfUC.
The total lack of reserves for the
Regular Army, as shown by the mo-
biliZation OF the troops at San An
tonic, Is remarked upon by General
Wood, Chief of Stan. The complete
report on the movement OF the troops
which has been carefully gone over
by General Wood. In his opinion de-
monstrates that the Army was fully
prepared to leave the garrison equip.
ped for field service on short notice
Every organization that went to the
Texas border was prepared to move
before railroad equipment was fur
nished for the transportation and all
the delay was occasioned by the fail,
ure Of the railroads. NOTWITHSTANDING
this General Wood called attention tC
the fact that the 10th Infantry al
Fort BENJAMIN Harrison was aboard
the train eighteen hours after receiv.
ing its orders. The 18th Infantry
from Fort Mcpherson, Ga. was IN
camp and under canvas at San Anto'
Mo three ana one-half days AFTER the
orders were issued, and all the troops
We're under canvas in the Maneuvel
Division ten DAYS after they received
orders TO move, despite the delays II
railway transportation. II the country
was threatened with real dangers o
war General Wood thinks that thu
entire Army could he modified II
much less time by SELLING railwa'
equipment wherever II IL found, ~ l.
done under war conditions, "Thore \
total lack ~ reserve, which II TN
great weakness ~ our system sail
General Wood "should We be cnlel
up0n ~ mobilize q LARGE force NJ WI
strength many weeks would rlnpB
before our organisation would be- Il
condition ~ take. The hold Rpmo
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
4sSO-May II, "a, 81; June Z.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Judicial Circuit, Territory of Ia-
waii.-At Chambers, No. 1889. In Pro-
bate. In the matter of the Estate of
Mary Mist, Deceased. A document pur-
porting to be the last VIII and Testa-
ment of Mary Mist, late of the City
and County of Honolulu, Territory OF
Hawaii, deceased, having on the 10th
day OF May. 1911, been presented 10
said Probate Court, and n petition for
probate thereof, praying for the issu-
ance of Letters Testamentary to Her.
bert W. NJ. Mist, widower of the said
deceased, the executor named in the
said VIII, having been filed by said
Herbert w. NJ. Mist; 1t is ordered
that MONDAY, the 18th day of JUNE
1911, at ten o'clock a, m. of said day
at the courtroom of said Court I'm the
judiciary Building in the City and
County Of Honolulu, be and the same
is hereby appointed the time and place
for proving said VIII and hearing said
application. Dated, Honolulu, May II
1911. Holmes, Stanley & Olson. attor-
neys for petitioner. BY the Court j.
A. THOMPSON. Clerk
4930-May II, "a, 81; June 7.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
LIEUTENANT OYSTER
LAYS DOWN SWORD

Lieutenant Joseph S. oyster, U. S
A., retired, one Of the most promin-
ent golf players in the country. died
May 90, in his home at 25l5 Scott
street San Francisco after lingering
illness. Death was the elimination
of general breakdown, brought. on
by two operations.
Born In Washington, d. c., Febru-
airy 23, 1853, Lieutenant Oyster was
graduated from the military academy
at West Point in 1874. He was made
a first lieutenant In 1880 and was re-
tired in 1897 because OF disability III
line of duty.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
BY AUTHORITY.
PRINTING AND BINDING DEcI-
SONS OF THE UNITED STATES
DISTRICT COURT FOR HAWAI-.

Sealed tenders win be received at
the ONCE OF the Secretary OF Hawaii
until ~ o'clock noon on Saturday, June
II, A. ID. 1911, for printing and binding
Volume 3 of the Decisions OF the Unit
ed States District Court for Hawaii
Specifications may be had upon appll-
cation at the Seoretary's office.
The lowest or any bid not necessarily
accepted,
u, A. MOTT SMITH,
Secretary Of Hawaii
Executive building, Honolulu, May
10. l9il,
.paO-- May H. 20, ~, ~, 81 June 8, =
10, II, 10,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
LEGAL NOTICES.

No. 2O2. TERRITORY OF HAWAII
COURT OF LAND REGISTRATION
TERRITORY OF HAWAII to ELIZA
BETH PALANI NAIIUPU; DAN
TEL PAKU NAHUPU (also known
as Kakalia NahupW; J. ALFRED
MAGOON: CHARLES NJ. COOKE
LIMITED; CITY MARKET CO.;
A. FRANK COOKE; CITY AND
COUNTY OF HONOLULU, by
Joseph ]. Fern, as Mayor and
President of the Board of Super
visors; GEORGE ]. CAMPBELL;
MALTA KAMANA; MRS. HELEN
KAMAIOPlLI (wife of Sam Ka-
maiopiD; MRS PHILOMENA KA-
LAM: TERRITORY OF HAWAII
by Alexander Lindsay, Jr., as At
torney- General, and by Marston
Campbell, as Superintendent of
Public Works: KAOLELE: VIM.
PALANI; HAWAIIAN FISHER
les, LIMITED; AUGUST DREI-
ER, LIMITED; and to ALL whom
II may concern:
WHEREAS, n petition has been pre-
scented to said Court by FANNY
MARKHAM STRAUCH to register and
confirm her title I'm the following de-
scrihed land:
Lot on Gravicr lane. off King street,
Kapuukolo. Honolulu. Oahu. Being X.
L. 1861, L. G. A. $685. to Mokuohai.
Beginning at an iron bolt at the east
corner of this piece and the south cor
uer of land described in Court of Land
Registration Petition No. 81 George
J. Campbell. Petitioner), the co-ordi-
mates of said bolt being SAB feet north
and 1879 feet west of the Government
Survey Street Monument near the
north corner of King and Maunakea
Streets and on an Offset of 100 feet to
the Northwest line OF Maunakea Street
and an offset Of 100 feet to the new
IsS6) Northeast lire of King Street
and running by true azimuths:
I. Gao TO- 5i1 feet along Gravier lane
to an iron bolt;
IL. 1889 4O' 500 feet along L. g. A
54S to Kinopu:
2. 245o 35' SOS feet along l.. C. A
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate Of Mary keIlett Fredenbers,
Deceased.

Notice IL hereby given by the I'M
derslgned Executor Of the VIII OF Mary
Kellett Fredenberg, late OF Honolulu.
deceased, to all persons having claims
against said decedent or her Estate. to
present the same, duly nttested, 10 the
undersigned as such Executor, nj his
office ~ 2O7 Judd building, In Homo
lulu, within six months from the date
hereof, whether the same be secured or
unsecured, or they win thereafter be
forever barred
Dated, Honolulu, r. H., May o, 1911,
w q SMITH
Executor ~ tho WIN NJ Mary Kellett
Frrdenhnrg, Deceased
Smith, Warren a llrmNnwny
io2a May o. ~. g2, no, June O.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
New Army Divisions Being Estab
lished.

New Army Divisions Being Estab.
lished.
WASHINGTON, May 17.-In execu-
ton OF the project of the re-establlsh-
ment of the great army divisions the
war department Is considering the Sc.
lection of the commanding officers who
are to be major generals wherever
possible. SliIIN
There Is at present but one division,
that of the Philippines. Major GEN
eral ]. Franklin Bell presumably will
retain that command. Three new d.
visions will he entirely within tho
United States.
At New York major general will
make his headquarters on Governors
island, commanding the eastern d.
vision; while the department of the
east will be in command of briga-
der at Fort Totten.in New York har-
Dor. The command of the department
of the gulf will remain in Atlanta.
The headquarters of the central di
vision will be Chicago, with brigadiei
| generals or colonies of the depart
ments of the lake, the Missouri and
Texas at ST. Paul and San Antonio
respectively. The existing depart
ments of Colorado and Dakota wuill be
merged into three departments.
The headquarters Of the western
division will be San Francisco, the
department of California, making
headquarters at the Preside, and tn,
department of Columbia at Vancou
YER barracks, Wash.
The change will go into effect Jul,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
Hotel St. Francis
Union Square. San Francisco
Under the Management Of
JAMES WOODS

.c,yc A. .,s., L
L"N" '"' ~ p
IN the hsnrt OF inc Guy,
which Is the theatre Of
the princIpal events Of
the famous festivals Of San
6roDcisco. this hotel. I'm en-.
yIronmeut and atmosphere, ex.
presses most pleasantly the
comfortable shirt Of old Cal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

President Taft has approved the
plan for the reorganization of the
Army by the creation of three d!vi-
sions in the United States. Depart
ments will he maintained for tactical
purposes, but practically all of the
administrative work will ne done al
division headquarters, which will be
located at New York. Chicago and
San Francisco. There will be- ma.
terial reduction In the staff officers
at the department headquarters, some
thing over thirty officers being reliev'
ed. The departments will be main.
tanned practically as they are at IRE
sent. practically the only change be
ing the removal OF headquarters o
the Department of the East from New
York city to Fort Totten.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

blank hooks ~ all sorts, ledgers
sin,, manufactured by tho liullpfln
Pnhllahlns C0mpany
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

Bulieiin Editorial Room Phone
2Is5 BulIeilp BusInsss Onies
Phone 1856
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

One of the most interesting docu-
ments submitted to the War Depart
ment recently is the report of Capt.
w. +. Creary, who commanded the
Buford ON the voyage when II trans
ported the cargo of food which was
sent from Tacoma and San Francisco
for the relief of the Chinese famine
district. The Buford discharged its
cargo at Chinkiang, Marking aud
Shanghai From these places the
cargo was transported up the rivers
in small Chinese junks for a hundred
miles, after which. in a number OF
instances, supplies were transported
farther into the interior by smaller
boats.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

Captain II, j. IIlrsch, Twentieth
Infantry, Is relieved from further
duty at Columbus Barracks at such
time as will enable him to comply
with this order. and will proceed to
San Francisco and sail on the first
available transport for Honolulu
Upon arrival at Honolulu, Captain
Iiirsch will report to the command
Ing officer, second battalion, TWEEN
tleth Infantry, for duty,
Major willard A, llolbrook
Eighth Cavalry, now at Schoneld
Barracks, II, r., has been granted q
leave 0f absence for one month III
h Instructed To report Nt tho Army
War College by August 18th,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
e, o, HALL q SON, Ito,

Hardware, Paints and Oils, Ship
ehsndlsry, stoves, croeksry, Glassware
and Kitchen utensilsI sporting Goods,
Guns, Rsyolvsrs and Ammunition,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

BERKELEY. May 2O.-Major u, NJ
Lewis, commandant of cadets at the
University Of California, will remain
one year longer, The war depart
ment has extended his term Of ser
Vice here He IL extremely popular
with both students and faculty,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31
Honolulu Monument
Works, Ltd.

Successors TO Shaw & Seville
KING STREET, NEAR ALAkEA
Phone 3085 y. o. Box 49t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

Captain Frank A Cook nnd First
Lieutenant Harry H. Morse, both Of
liourb ~ lhs United HialnB army, ons
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

The report OF the Army winners at
the National Capital Horse Show. at
Washington, shows that Major II. 7
Allen and Lieut.. Il. +. Graham each
took four prizes. Capt. Guy V. Henry
three, and Col. G. NJ. Dunn, Capt
Henry c. Smither, Lieut.. Gordon
Johnston and Lieut.. Adna r. Chaffee
Jr.. each two. General Carter, Cap
tains Lindsay, Dean and Vidmer
Lieutenants Tate and Mcneil had to
content themselves with one prize
each.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

Colonel Francis w. Mansfield, Sec
ond Infantry. has been named as pre-
sident of the examining board to meet
at Schofield Barracks, Hawaiian Ter
ritory, and the following officers have
been detailed to report to him for
examination as TO their fitness for
promotion: First Lieutenant De witt
w. Chamberlain, Second Infantry;
William b, Graham, Twentieth lnfan-
try, and Second Lieutenants Fred a.
Cook and Rush b. Lincoln, Second
Infantry.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

The resignation of Veterinarian
Thomas He. Edwards, Fifth Cavalry
has been accepted TO take effect Au-
gust 10, 1911.
Second Lieutenant Stewart, Fifth
Cavalry. who is on leave of absence
has been ordered to report to Col
Joseph Garrard Fifteenth Cavalry. fol
examination for promotion.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-31

wssSu Rslls,fs " psr '.4r
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18
1,llc Mcnfifcr.

The Weather.
Old Eranddad feels mis- aching corn and
says. as sure as you are born,
That doggone pain
Tells me that rain
Is going to c6me You walt and see.
We know then that il Will be dry, for
granddad's corn TO reckon by
Is really not
Exactly what
Hes always cracked II up TO be.
The goosebone prophet takes a squirt
at this layout to get hint
About what We
VIII surely SEQ
In weather for week ahead.
He says long drought is In sight OF
course. 1t rains that very night
And makes him sore.
For ne'er before
Has II failed to como as he said.
The weather Office takes a guess and
says that IL will rain unless
Perhaps 1t SHOWS.
For no ono knows
Exactly what will happen next
1t will BIO fair, but cloudy. and the hui
Nudity fierce but grand;
It Will be hot.
But cold lot.
Theirs is a complicated text
1t makes Teller sometimes think
these prophets arc all on the
And might az we'll
Quit for spoil,
And simply sit and twtrl their
Lay their predictions on the shelf. and
guess 1t out to suit yourself.
Don't fret a bit,
But calmly sit
And take the weather as II comes
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18

trudc, to Edwin Lewis williams the
ceremony having taken place Saturday
morning at o'clock. Rev. s. Roger
Tyler, pastor OF the bride, performed
the ceremony in the presence OF only
the immediate family. MIR and
Mrs. Williams left at once to spend
their honeymoon In the North NO
cards were Issued.
Engagement Announced.
Mr.. and Mrs Edmund. Pendleton
Goodwin. of 2231 Monument Avenue.
nave announced the Engagement OF
their daughter BeuIah Lee to Thoma 3
Henry Gordon. OF Baltimore. Mss
Goodwin is a descendant of one of the
best known families III Virginia, and
though born IN Richmond. spent most
OF her girlhood IN Kentucky Mr.
Gordon is a popular young business
man of Baltimore. The wedding Will
be celebrated in the early part of the
coming year.
Approaching Wedding.
On December 81 the marriage OF
Miss Helen F. Block and Sidney Gro
yer Kusworn. OF Dayton. O., Will be
celebrated On account OF the recent
death of the brides father, Nj. $.
Block. only the Immediate relatives
will be present at the ceremony, which
Will take place at o'clock at the
home of the brides mother. 1l4O West
Avenue.
Home Wedding.
On Thursday evening at O'Clock a
very pretty wedding took place at the
home of Mrs. Kate y. Ingram in this
city, when her daughter. Miss Mamie
Ola Ingram, became the bride of
Robert Haney Grafton. OF Kenbridge.
The wedding was preceded by a supper
to which only n few of the intimat 10
friends OF the bride and groom were
invited. Rev. Edwards, pastor of
Union Station Methodist Church. off,
ciated. The bride wore gray cloth
travelling suit, with a hat to match
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18
Social and
Personal

" ERHAPS the most Interesting So
clctT event OF tot day Will be the
second dance given by the Rich
mond German Club In the ball room or
the Masonic Temple. Dancing Will
begin promptly at half-past o'clock.
and Will stop u. 1890. Colonel 80
Lane Stern Will lead the german.
dancing with Mas Pauline Lockett,
daughter Of ]. w. Lockett, of wash
ington. who. with her father. is spend
nE some time at the jefferson Hotel
here 1t vii! be very handsome ger
raan. and great many guests from a
distance VIII be in attendance
The annual Christmas german given
by the club viii take place on
New YearR night. This dance
is always the most beautiful function
given by the club during the season.
and Is always a most happy affair.
this one german every year. many OF
them coming great distances 10 be
present on this occasion. Generally
there is big Christmas tree act up In
one corner OF the bali room laden with
All sorts OF favors and gifts suitable
10 the season, and good cheer and
pleasure mark the evenings enter
ta!nmcnt.
Card rnrtics for Mias Tomp,tins.
Or. and Mrs. Christopher Tompkins,
or 10 East Franklin Street. VIII en-
terrain the debutantes OF this Season
and last at two card parties to be
given oil the nights OF Tuesday and
Wednesday OF this week. the men be-
Ing invited In later for supper These
card parties and not two big recep-
lions VIII Introduce Miss Tompkins to
Richmond society.
approaching Affairs.
Mr.. and Mrs, Warner Moore will
give a cotill!on In the ball room OF
The Masonic Tomple some time early
in January In honor of Miss Kathe-
rine liaSan, one OF the most attractive
dcbutantes Of this season. Miss ria
gan IS a very beautiful girl. and a
great deal OF entertaining has been
done in her honor this winter.
Another big debutante affair to be
given shortly Is a reception given by
Mr. and Mrs C. D. Wingfieid on the
evening OF December 2T to introduce
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18
JUDGE Lands HITS Usu1,Y.

Go After Loan shnrks With wagon
Tongue, His Advice to Bnnk Clerks.
Chicago. ILL.,, December 17.--Loan bro
kers were again excoriated by Judge
Lands. when he gave light sentences to
two young bank clerks who had falsi-
lied records to cover up shortage OF
5000 taken to satisfy debt to loan
shark" One youth who earned S110
monthly. was sent to the House of Cor
rectfon for Sky days. and the other. a
S6O-a-month clerk. was fined 1 cent
In pronouncing sentence Judge Lan4
dis said: You should not have stolen
to satisfy the 100 per cent loan men.
The way to handle those men Is to sch
a wagon tongue and go after them.'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18
[Special to The Times-Dispatch.l

ISPeCEtfV 10 TIC IIIss- t5ISUdtCF.I
Winchester. Va, December Nv.
T. Dabney, manager of the Richmond
Chamber OF Commerce, was the prin-
c!pal speaker at the annual banquet
and musical entertainment given this
week at the Winchester Inn by the
members of Fairfax Council, Royal
Arcenum. Miss Virginia Faulkner
Fuller and Hugh S. DuTey sang solos.
and large orchestra rendered a pro
gram. During the past eight weeks
the membership of the local council
has been increased over so per cont.
by a. D. Jackson, of Richmond.
A party of turnpike officials. repre-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18

ton at the annual meeting OF stock,
holders in Bcrryvillc. Charles MuIliS
kih. who is president Of the Virginia
association. was reelected secretary
ana treasurer. and Fl. w. Shepherd
was again chosen as manager. Ths
Be:ryvillc horse show. which is now
held on three days instead OF two. Id
one OF the largest in this section Of
the county and many of the horses
exhibited there last August, captured
some of the best prizes at the Madison
square Garden show in New York re-
Gently.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18
EHsXN TIL EaSPUR>.
II He eHl2N&ENT
W. BY ROY Il. MoULTON.

A good many of the 'level-headea'
fellers you hear SO much about arc
only fiat heads.
1t Is getting so political banquet
is about as popular as an epidemic OF
smallpox.
1t sometimes happens that peysi-
mist Is the right man In the right place
and voices the honest opinions OF a
good many otherwise perfectly good
optinlsts.
There doesn't seem to be anything
that will cure a feller OF the Derby
hat habit
a pretty woman kin do more tricks
with jury than monkey kin with
4 cocoanut.
There Isn't any use In going 4 mile
or two down the rud to look for
trouble Hank purdy went and paid
500 for medical book. and when h..
read II no found he had very symp-
tom of every disease mentioned, and
he is laid up in bed for the hrst time
III his life.
One thing agin' havin' suit OF
clothes made by tailor is that he
never throws in pair of suspenders
Every time some rellers tell 81 story
they go back to the time of Adam. and
after settin through with tho crca-
ton. the crmsadcs and the French and
American Revolutions. and everybody
has gone to sleep. they tell the point
of the joke and wonder Why nobody
laughs at Ii.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-18
Lnnier-Pigg.
[spociaI to rhe rimes-1)isno

Especial to The Times Dispatch
Chatham, Va. December I7-Miss
Bessie Pigg. daughter of ]. N. Pigg,
and J. Howard Lanter were quietly
married at the home of r. L OVERLY
IN South Chatham Thursday night,
Rev. c. o. Pruden. rector of the couple,
performing the ceremony. Immediately
following the ceremony the couple left
on the train for Richmond and other
cities. They will return the latter
part OF the coming week.