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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

A man in st. Louis tried to kill him
self because his bride was always
wanting to kiss him. Another man
lately applied for divorce because
his bride insisted on being unkissed
And yet the men declare it is the
women who are difficult to please.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
FavOrIte Fiction,

Portland Cement"
Plaster of Paris"
Loud and Long Confined Cheer
ing"
-FOUR Bottles OF Your Remedy
Cured Ne OF Chronic Indigestion"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Little Miss
Daisy Muggleton VIII Favor You
with a Pleasing Recitation Entitled.
'Shun the Flowing BoWlG'"
Hereditary Nobility
Waiter. I'm In q Hurry; PVe Got
TO Catch a Train"
Your Order WiM BE Ready in q
Moment, SIR"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
STUDIES GREEK AT EIGHTY

Colonel Gourand. who all his life
has kept young by constantly taking
up new studies and acquiring new IN
terests. has now. at the age Of eighty,
taken up the study Of the Greek Ian.
guage and literature, In Geneva,
Switzerland. He has enrolled himself
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

1t is stated that the panic Of 1907
considerably affected the conscience
fund in New York. The consciences
Of the public probably were active, but
the pocket nerve was paralyzed-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

Again has New York society won.
an found that # does not pay to try
to beat the customs inspection. The
woman who makes the effort is not
only foolish. but is compelled to pay
a high price for her folly.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

What's the little boy cryli
about?"
dat other kid swiped his cahd
but you have the candy?"
Eyes. I'm de little kids lawyer
Puck.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
Knew TIeephIet,

Titephist- While In Paris paid out
$3 for tips alone. Waiter (assistlng
him with coat)-You must have lived
there good many years. SIR Boston
Transcript
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
Up TO Date.

Rivers (slOwly evolving, an article
on avfation) Brooks, give me mod
ern synonym for nip ana tuck"
Brooks (strugghng with Black
Hand assignment) Cub and Giant.
you lunkhead! Don't bother me!
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

in addition to 1886 gas undertakings
In England. there were last year 20
British companies owning gas works
on the European continent and in
other parts Of the world
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

I'm afraid MrR Wicaham is behind
the times"
she has HAD great many fash
ionable diseases"
but only two operations"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

The St Louis girl who announced
that It was proper for a girl to drink
highball has married q tsstotaler.
a1videntiE she believes that ono driak-
ng pognon n enough n ans family.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

fore the Hittites established them
selves there; for, as we have lately
learned indisputably from the Boghaz
Keui tablets, 1t was not till the early
part OF the 14th century B. 9. that
the Cappadoclan HAITI poured over
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
Annnnnoement FoIloMeC

She-They say there are germs In
kisses. What do you suppose girl
could catch that way?
He-A husband.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
LInnrd h snndaN School.

what should man do in case his
right hand ofiends him?" Become
left-handed."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

Shall break the bad news
timer"
mot this moment. Wait
has put the plates down.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

fortress pied q
huge brick cree
ton of their own.
Brick stamps
show that the
conqueror in TIT
b. c., Sargon III,
took a hand In
this erection. His
prefect seems to
have had success
sors down to the
dawn Of the Per-
sian epoch; but
tn ere after was
d e s ola ton, till
Il &C e s 8 ors OF
AIexan d er or
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

The man who is looking
is a source Of endless wC
the men who can't get az
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
The Only way.

Hewitt Il want him TO stand back
Of what he says" Jewett- Then you'd
bottor Get him 10 say Il by telephone"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
b>ll5gE AE6l91HzAXEZZRP H1HECH0
OF ECXoT /2LDtRT

key TO the Hittite script. Thus far
no such bilingual has appeared,
though Jerablus, site OF capital on
the frontiers Of the two scripts.
should produce one, If one there ever
was. Several fragments Of cunei-
form monuments have, indeed, come
to light already to encourage hope
Upon the Hittites descended in due
time the Assyrians. They first wreck
ed and then repaired the great stair
way and palace, and over the Hittte
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

Summer 10 often q
seasOn-but who dosi
and spring faahionsl
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13

Fools try to convince . woman; WISE
men persuade her.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-13
WHERE NEBUCNADNEZZAR 2 |
CAND NECNO FOUGHT A3RsnOeA'rH

T IL written twice In the
Old Testament that there
was a strong city. Carche-
mish, on EuphrRtes, when
Pharaoh Necho fought with
NebuchadneEzar OF Baby
Ion; but in records Of much
earlier times we read OF the
place as a stronghold Of
the HAITI or HIttites. The
Egyptians reached Caroho
mish, on a march to the
far north tas the north
seemed TO them). even be.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Presentation To
DR.. Weymouth.

The vestrymen of the Church of
the Good Shepherd met recently and
the following resolution of apprecia-
ton was forwarded to Rev. DR..
Weymouth:
AT meeting of the vestry of
the Church of the Good Shepherd,
held at the rectory in Wailuku yes
terday afternoon, a motion was
unanimously carried expressing the
high regards of the vestry for your
services at the Church during the
absence Of the regular rector, Rev.
VIM. Short, in the States last
month, and as small token of our
appreciation of your services, we
the undersigned rector, wardens,
treasurer and other members of the
vestry, desire you to accept the ac-
companying writing desk as a
Christmas gift, though we appreciate
its inadequacy, in recognition of the
services rendered, and the ties of
universal brotherhood existing be-
tween us.
VIM. S. SHORT, Rector.
j. n. S. WILLIAMS, Treasurer.
c. d. LUFKIN, Warden.
j. N. X. KEOLA, Clerk.
EDMUND HI. HART, Member.
l.. M. BALDWIN, Member.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
The Strike
Situation
Men Still Out, And The Railroad
Unhampered.

The strike situation is just about
the same as last week. Ewalko
came over from Hilo Tuesday. and
has been holding meetings in differ
ent places during the week. The
men have as yet shown no DISPOSE
ton to go back to work. and the
railroad has made no overtures.
The Columbian arrived Wednes-
day, and the loading of the ship
went along as usual, without any
hitch whatever. About 1900 tons
OF freight was handled, and the dis
patch with which this was done, is
a record for Kahului. Men are be-
ing hired by the railroad every day,
and no discrimination is made as to
nationality or affiliations. Manager
Williams says the railroad has moth
ing against the men, and if they
don't want to work, that is their
lookout, and that no discrimination
will be used against anyo ne, nor
fayoritism shown towards any.
What they want is men who are
willing to hold their end up, be they
union or otherwise.
There is strong probability that
some of the new immigrants will be
sent over to Maui at an early date,
and this will relieve any shortage of
labor which may be apparent at the
present.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Paia News.

David Ewaliko, the labor leader
from Hilo, spoke to a large gathering
of laborers Wednesday night at low
er Paia.
The management of the Paia base
ball team will give luau to the
members of the team Sunday after
noon.
Mr.. Flizer, the crack first base
man of the P. A. G.. baseball team,
will come to Maui next week to
spend his vacation with Manuel
Deponte.
A meeting of the labor union will
be called some time next week. 1t
will be held in the japanese theatre.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
New Rock Discovered.

Maui Island, westerly. coast
Rock discovered.-A submerged
rock of black lava formation, cover
ed by Az feet of water at low tide.
has been recently located by the
lighthouse tender Kukui about 400
yards 276o true (W. IS S. mag
from Kanahena Point Light in
range with Pimoe Dome Crater. a
distinct sharp cone. There are 5
fathoms of water less than 8 feet
distant from the 41z-foot spot.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30

81. .35, and even at that price there
is very little offered for sale. If Mr..
Starrett will do nothing else for Kula
this year, he deserves at least the
credit for boosting the price of corn.
Mr.. Manuel Rego has bought the
branch store of Cambria & Co., at
Waiakoa.
Mr.. V. Heron has resigned his
position as manager of the Kula
Sanitorium. 1t is reported that Mr..
Foster of the same institution will
succeed him.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Honolulu News.

HONOLULU Dec 29The banana have been taken the
Supreme Court.
Seven hundred Spanads being brought from quarantine
today of lack of funds for feeding them.
thousand the feet will ashore today for
parade and review.
The Helene be second steamer with visitors
volcano Saturday.
that the OF Mokuaweoweo Mauna Loa
active. The glow has been for three nights
The Kiauea dropped six feet last night but is rising
again roday.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Telegraphic News.
Efforts For Peace.

PEKIN 29Yuen Shi Kai has asked days extention
of the armce He has plan propose which he thinks will be
acceptable.
NANKING, Dec 29-Dr Sun Yet has been unanimously
elected president of the Republic of China There other
candidates
SHANGHAI Dec 29The imperial troops garrisoned here
withdrawn this morning.
LONDON Dec 29The Persian government has apologzed
Consul Smart, who wounded in a
CITY OF MEXICO Dec 2SGen Reyes yesterday taken
the military prison at Santiago
CHICAGO Dec 2S-Fourteen dynamite with cap
fuse have been found under the Tees bridge.
MONILLA Morocco Dec 2SThe Spanish army which ad
vancns repulsed by the and yseven Span
ards killed, and many wounded
NEW YORK. Dec 28Rchad Crocker and defendants
suit brought by j. Green for the alienation of his wes aec
tons. Mrs Greene is daughter of Crocker
BERLIN Dec 2S-Ffty dead in the municipal shelter
result of wholesale poisoning
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Kula News.

Mr.. j. Miguel is harvesting a fine
crop of potatoes.
The farmers have been selling
corn at 81 20 per GENITAL until Mr..
S. T. Starrett arrived here to buy a
large quantity. When the stranger
enquired as to the price of corn, the
farmers concluded that there must
be a shortage of corn on the coast,
and Immediately raised the price to
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Rubber
On Maui
Dr.. Wilcox Enthusiastic Over The
Successful Outlook.

Doctor Wilcox is very enthusiastic
over the Maui rubber situation, be-
ing personally interested through the
experimental work of the substation
in the Hama rubber district. The
latter is now cooperating with the
rubber growers in attempting to
raise the value of the production
per acre by planting crops between
the trees of the rubber plantation Il
There are some mighty interest
ing results being attained in rubber
down there, said Doctor Wilcox,
and in the first place they have a
mighty good grade of rubber to
start with
Manager w. A. Anderson of the
Nahiku Rubber Company, after con-
siderable experimentation has sue
ceeded in devising a method OF tap
ping which is said to be one of the
best yet introduced in the islands.
By it each laborer is able to gather
five pounds of rubber day, which
Doctor Wilcox says. is better than is
done on the great Mexican rubber
plantations at present. The device
consists of a method of pricking by
which the sap runs down to the base
Of the tree, the workmen gathering
it in the morning at the same time
as the new incisions are made in
other parts of the tree.
Run through two mangles and
through spraying processes which
remove the dirt, it comes out in a
clean white sheet Of first grade rub
Der that speaks well for the success
of the Maui plantations.
The central experimental station
in Makiki is now engaged in making
| analysis of the Maui rubber, work
to which little attention has been
paid heretofore.
The agricultural substation at
Hama is working eagerly on such
crops that can be successfully grown
between the trees and attention has
been devoted to ava, tobacco, broom
corn, Indian corn, and others.
Bananas do excellently between
the trees, states Doctor Wilcox, but
it will be little use introducing them
to the rubber plantations as an ex-
ira crop until the United Fruit
Company gets in" to the territory
with its banana carrying facilities.
At the present time there are little
means of transporting the fruit to
Honolulu for reshipment to the
mainland as the inter-island boats
have no conveniences for handling
them and the fruit would, it is
thought, be shaken to pieces.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30

Reports
The Collector Of Internal Revenue will
Enforce the Law.

A vigorous enforcement of the law
requiring all wholesale liquor deal
ers to send in monthly reports of
their business is to be made by the
internal revenue office, according to
a notice that has just been sent out
to all those interested.
From what can be gathered it ap-
pears that the law has gradually be-
come to be more honored in the
breach than in the observance, and
only small percentage of the deal
ers have been forwarding their re-
turns. Although no drastic or sweep
ing action is to be taken right away
CJllector Cottrill. whose policy is to
enforce the law absolutely impair
TALLY, intends to see that these re-
ports are made or else there will be
trouble. The penalty as provided
for by the Federal statutes is 500
for each case of failure, neglect or
refusal to make these returns.
Following is the notice that has
been sent out.
Your attention is respectfully
called to the provision of law requir-
ing monthly reports to be made by
you as q wholesale liquor dealer.
These reports are to be made on
forms 52a 52b and 33S. If no whole
sale transactions occur during any
month, a report on form 33S is suf-
ficient for said month.
The law provides severe penal
ties, including fine and imprison-
ment, for failure, refusal or neglect
make these on or before the 10th
day of the month next following
that for which report is made.
PLEASE give this matter careful
attention, and regard it as of great
importance, as our duty is to see to
it that the law is strictly observed
in the matter Of these reports.
This notice is all that can be
given on this subject. The next
thing is the legal proceedings pro-
vided by law. OF course, if you have
been making and still continue to
make these reports properly and
within the time provided by law, nc
embarrassment can come to you,
but if not, you may be interested to
know that the law provides, among
other things, penalty OF 800 fol
each case of failure, neglect or re.
fusal to make these returns.
Besides this notice there is an.
other that has been sent out to all
corporations reminding them that
they must file returns of the bust
ness done during 1911 not later thar
March 1st under a penalty ranging
from $1,000 to $4,000.
This return must be filed even il
the corporation has disincoporated
during the year or has only been in.
corporated for part of the time
1t must also be filed even if there
has been no business done or il
there has been no profit.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
Masonic Installation.

The masons held their annual in
stallation of officers Wednesday
evening last. Hugh Howell was in
stalled the new master; w. w.
Wescoatt, Senior Warden; H. d.
Sloggett, Junior Warden; E. r.
Bevins, Senior Deacon; w. A.
Clark, Junior Deacon; D. c. Lind
say, Treasurer; and Ben Williams,
Secretary.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30

sternly at Briggs he asked: Are
you willing to pay for this turkey to
Olsen? Very well. Case dismissed.
By the way when does your team
play? Next Sunday at the Park?
Thank you. Mr.. Bailiff, get Mr..
Briggs his hat"
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30

Mr. Hugh Howell was a returning
passenger by Saturday MORNINGS
Kinau, which took the Claudine
run, while the latter was laid off for
repairs.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30

New Years services at the Wal
luku Union Church will be held on
Sunday night, at the usual hour, at
the kindergarten rooms.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1911-12-30
The Great
Jumper
Even Burglary Can Be Explained Away
When Baseball Is the Theme.


of burglary. Everything was against
him and had he been tried by an
English or French Judge ten years
solitary or transportation for life
undoubtedly would have been his
sentence.
Fortunately for George he was
born in land where the diamonds
in the jewelers. windows are not the
only diamonds in high esteem; for
tunately for him he was tried by a
magistrate who had more than once
felt the tingle along the spine that
follows when a newsboy on the
bleachers shrieks, Spike him on
the back, Smithy, old sox!" Yes,
many whitewashed diamond
sparkling in Saturday afternoon sun
shine was responsible for George
Alfred's dismissal.
His face was swarthy and the
muscles bulged under his blue serge
coat. He gazed shamefacedly at
Judge Weller when Peter Olsen Of
Twelfth avenue South was being
sworn as complaining witness.
He stole my turkey" testified
Olsen. TT was big one and we
had to go without our Thanksgiving
dinner"
Hump. This is rather serious" >"
remarked Judge Weller.
Il found him in saloon with
the turkey in his hand," added the
arresting officer, who brough as evil
dence the turkey itself in a gunny-
sack.
1t seems to be clear case," OBJ
served Judge Weller.
Il want to make statement"
exclaimed Briggs.
I warn you whatever you say
will be used against you in higher
court" the Judge reminded him
sternly.
II don't care what's done with
it, cried Briggs desperately. It's
true and don't care what it does" "
"Very well, go ahead then"
= I'm the first place / play third
base in our team," began Briggs.
Don't give the history of your
life. Tell about the alleged bur-
glary. Time is short" interrupted
the Judge impatiently.
"I've got to tell it all to explain, .
said Briggs. "I've got a reputation
for catching high balls. don't let
any get by"
Il see," remarked the Judge in
terested.
''I'm practicing all the time.
Sometimes I've jumped nearly five
feet straight up and caught the ball. T"
Hump" calculated the Judge
admiringly.
''Yes, sir. Well, l got out with
some of the boys last Saturday
night and they got to treating me-
we'll, I started home and as was
passing the lot owned by Mr.. Olsen,
here, his turkey was perching on
top the fence. Just as got oppo-
site to it, it flew over my head and
then the old jump got into me and
up | hoped, about four feet, ]
guess, and, as luck would have it,
caught the bird by the neck. When
| landed it broke the turkeys neck
/ didn't think could do it, but
did and-and then l forgot it be.
longed to Mr.. Olsen. was 80 stuck
on myself for making the high catch
that l had to go back and tell the
boys. l had just stood treat for the
house when the officer came in and
pinched me-"
"How far did you say you Jump
ed2" asked the Judge. -Four feeti
Hump, that was (, good catch. >
Then clearing his tn, ,roat and gazing
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-01
MAY BE PARpoNEp.

Atlanta, Sept. 30-John Parry, a
life convict on the Georgia gang, by
a recent deed of brilliant heroism, will
probably win that which is more pre-
cious than any Carnegie medal-his
freedom.
When Roscoe Stansbury, a young
Albanian who was subsequently shot
by a convict guard, ran away from a
convict camp, last spring, he fell in
front of rapidly moving train, close
to the camp, and would have been
crushed to death had not Parry, who
was close in pursuit, dashed across
the rails and hurled the PROSTATE
form out of danger.
Parry was sentenced to serve a life
sentence for killing circus musician
at Dalton, Ca, eight years ago. The
officials of the Fulton county survey
or's office have started a petition for
his pardon, which will be signed by
practically all the local court Off
Gals and then sent to Dalton for
further signatures before it is present
ed to the governor and the prison
commission.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-01
HE is FOR WILSON.

Atlanta, Sept. 30.-R. L. McKenney
publisher and editor of the Macon
News, has recently returned from an
extended trip throughout the East and
middle West. He declares that the
sentiment of the democratic party
seems to be crystalizing in favor of
the candidacy of Woodrow Wilson for
next president of the United States.
Mr.. Mckinney says he found this
true even in Ohio, Governor Harmon S
own state.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-01
DAYS DOING At >
STATE CAPITAL
PROPERTY VALUATION INCREASE
AT A WONDERFUL FIGURE
OVER LAST YEAR.

Atlanta, Sept. SO.-The total of the
property assessed valuations for the
state of Georgia for 1911, including
railroads, corporations and property
real and personal, amounts to $751;
693,155, making an increase of nearly
SAC, 100000 over 1910.
On this sum the state will receive
at the five-mill rate, about $3,O15, 900
in actual taxes.
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-09-22
A New Firm.

Last week, negotiations closed with
the completion Of the invoicing, and
the taking possession Of the Teare
Bros. stock Of merchandise by Speer
& Dickson. The former cur late
most excellent recorder of deeds and
the latter our present accommodating
county treasurer.
The old firm In retiring take with
them the esteem and regard Of a
large circle Of customers, who will
doubtless regret their quitting" for
1t Is an old firm and one that were
ever In position to look their custom.
ers squarely In the face.
The new firm will doubtless main.
tain the reputation of the old fOr
square dealing. They are thorough.
going, live, progressive, business men,
and Forest Ci,y's commercial inter,
ests will not suffer by the addition OF
such business men, nor will her socia
side be made to sit on thorns by theii
coming.
We can only wish the best luck
may attend the old and the new firms
The Holt County sentinel., 1911-09-22
Township High School.

A meeting was held at Minnesota
Valley schoolhouse Thursday night
Sept. :. To discuss the enterprise of
building a township high school In
Liberty township, to accommodate the
young people of New Liberty, Mime.
sofa Valley. Dale Center and Ross
Grove districts. About ~ citizens Of
these districts attended the meeting
and much interest was manifested In
the addresses. a poll of the voters
OF Ross Grov. district shows that ev.
cry voter Is In favor ofthe enterprise,
and Indications are now. We are In.
formed. that there j. not much op.
position In the interested districts.
Al the meeting last Thursday night
James Ward was elected chairman
and Walter Cannon secretary.
II the election next spring results
favorably TO the new school building
II Is thought II viii be located near
the Robert kennish place, which Is
near the central part Of the township
The plan contemplates that the old
school buildings will remain as they
are at present. Mound City News.