Gilpin observer., 1911-01-19
OBSERVATIONS

Adam might have stolen his neigh
boris apple If he had known how
much fruit his sin was going to bear.
A man will work hard for a soft
snap.
The ordinary woman's vocabulary
runs about 400 words-but some sur
prising results are obtained from in
tensive cultivation.
There are mothers who brag about
how much the children look like their
dad.
Time flies. but gets no further
away from the lazy plodder than
from the hustler.
It's peculiar how radically a wom-
ans idea Of interesting conversation
will change as soon as she is mar
ried.
1t takes all kinds of people to
make a world-and yet the ono we
live on was made in six days by one
person.
When girl is caught red in the
face after train has passed through
the smoke has choked her.
After a man has taken about 20
eye-openers. he can't see anything
to the talk about the drink evil.
The man with nerve hasn't nerves.
The photographer with the. best
reputation may never have made a
photograph that looked like the or
iginal.
There are two stages in a mans
life when he acts like a Ounce. One
is when he is boy the second,
when he has a boy.
II the truth were known, there are
very few girls who pass 25 from pref
erence without being married, and
very few men who pass thirty with
out feeling that wife would be
kind Of handy to have around. to say
the least. So what's the use Of all
this beating around the bush-better
beat it around to the young lady's
house.
Your wife isn't necessarily a jewel
just because she requires such an
expensive setting.
When an European bachelor noble
man tolls his creditors to wait until
his ship comes in, the name Of some
American heiress will probably be
found on the passenger list
A rule that works both ways is no
loafer.
When a man subscribes to cam
paign fund he thinks he ought to at
least appear among the list Of those
who predict the election Of the party
ticket by magnificent plurality.
The object of the Tabor" move
ment is mainly "less labor"
Virtue is fault with some people.
A woman gets suspicious when a
man shaves off his moustache while
she is away on a visit.
A Wisconsin woman is trying out
her sixteenth husband. II at first
you don't succeed. try, try again.
1t makes man feel like a sucker
wasted upon little black and white
pup.
You never realize how many men
there are out Of work until you start
to do some outdoor job that is a lit
tie difficult Of performance.
A North Dakota man went into
tho county auditors office after a
blank marriage license The auditor
said he only had hunting licenses for
sale and directed him to the clerk
of the court. From the fact that he
wanted it blank the chances are the
hunting license was what he really
wanted.
The girl who won't flirt is only teas
ing you.
A woman often finds herself well
fixed financially after having failed
in marriage.
Repentance comes readily when
you sec what your sin has cost you.
Hold-up men report very depress-
ed condition of trade following the
holidays.
Don't skim the cream of the milk
OF human kindness before peddling
1t out.
Give some people bite of an ap-
pie and therell be no core.
When you hear that a woman has
educated her husband. 1t may mere
ly be meant that she has been Civ.
ing him 'pieces Of her mind" at var
ious intervals.
What's bred in the bono makes
just that much less meat to the
pound.
The powder and fire arms people
can probably discover a silver lining
In the war cloud, without the use OF
a magnifying glass.
Some people mourn away $5 worth