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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
why the Kansas Woman Cot MAD.

Why the Kansas Woman Got Mad
A farmer's wife hitchcd her horse in
frcnt Of a store on Sixth avenue one
day last week and went sbout her bus
iinsss. a hurry up order came to the
mercbant ard he told one Of his clerks
70 appropriate the horse and buggy
for the delivery.
The youth hoped into the rig aud
started up the street ''lickety split E"
just then the farmers wife spied the
departing buggy and with thoughts Of
horse thief uppermost IN her mind
traiied the buggy. screeching madIy
as she went Her yells suniced to or
ganize an impromptu posse and rider
on "A wheel overlook the driver as be
was getting rid Of the hurry up but
ter and goldfish Fully half as many
wurds as were widely flung IN En-
poria's famed street car struggle were
necessary 10 explain the situation to
the irate farmers spouse -Emporia
Gazette.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

There e a sign 10 s. Louis reading
~Belirrng Z Grimm A. FIRST onf
merely smiles AZ if and passes %
But the ihing haunts you- There i is
in great yellow fers-s1lphafous iet-
fers-on background q glooly
black For a time you content ycuf
self with saying that one IS Hellrung
and fhe other is Grsmn. Bat even
tuaiis tie personalities fade ard Joe
consider the statement As whole. u
Is almost pr0fans ID is direct asser-
ton Of 3 condition and not g fheOrE.
We assert that this sign Is ire most
obsessing 10 the country. Yen VII
rot b. able 10 forget fl ~ this no
merit y0u may pish and pooh. and say
Il fs all nonsense. but before you 90 70
steep tonight "HeilruEg < Grimm
VIII ciatter and ciamor through youf
brain ike a SET of brazen bells fall
ug intr 4 heap of dishEans and Gym
tais. Tomorrow you VIII try % shake
II oe bit by that time it viii begin 70
Whisper to yon-a sly. shuddering sort
of whisper. Lay after tomorrow i
win aosure a grim-ftbere i goes
againy-a grim. cacophonous cadence.
and The next day Il viii rumble
through your thoughts as persistenty
as fhe refrain 10 Poe's Bells There
Is something Daniesque about i Il
tempts weird rhymes. Il sounds Ike
a warning. Let US see nov what iIs
effect win be upon you
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
zen Mar.

Some fellow down Lancaster way
has come out with the explanation az
TO how Pen Mar got It's name. 1T is Of
Cornish extraction" says the Lancas-
ter man. and he quotes an ancient
rhyme to prove IT, The fact is that
Pen Mar is 70 called because It is on
the Mason Dixon line. with Pennsy~
vania on one side and Maryland Oh
the other. the first three letters Of
each state name being used to form
the word. Philadelphia North Amer
iean.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
How Little She Sag.

II thought It was pretts fair sort
of telescope for one that wasn't very
big.r said the squir = rigged Il up
b tie attic by the high north window
and had IL fixed 50 II would swing
round easy took deal 81 salts
faction IL looking through 1.-THE sky
seemed so Nids and full of wonders;
80 when Hester was here ! thought
ia give her the pleasnie, too. She
stayed long time upstairs and
seemed 10 be enjoying It. When size
came down asked her II she had dis
covered anything new-
~sYes. che says Why. It made
evelybody's house seem 80 near that
i seemed 10 be right beside EN-. and
found out what John Pritchard' .
folks are dom III their outkitchen.
i've wondered what they lad light
there for night after night and jugt
turned the glass on their Windows
and found out They are cutting ap
pies 10 dry-folks as rich as them cut-
tin applesl'
"And. actually. that was all the
woman had scent With the whole
heayenc before her TO study, she had
spent her time prying into the affairs
Of her neighborsi"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
THE injurious TARIFF.


The inlqusty Of the republican tar
If laws can be seen in the tobacco
ana sugar schedule. Tobacco is a
luxury sugar u prime necessity. To
bacco b bought BY those who desire.
but DO not need IL; sugar IS a staple
on every mans table And yet we
only tax the luxury from six-senfhs
Of / per cent 10 per cent Of the re-
tail price. while we tax the necessity
sc per cent And then Uncle Sam
gets Tie revenue On tobacco, while he
only gets 81 cents Of every sis0 he
collects on sugar, the remaining 81
cents going TO the sugar trust o it'e
a beautiful system that requires a
poor scrub woman 70 pay twelve times
as much taxes for the sugar that
sweetcns her morning cup Of coffee
a. the rich man pays On The cigar
with which be rckales himself after a
sumpiuous breakfast By doubling
the tax oh tobacco and cikars Uncle
Sam could give the people free sugar
and rice without the loss Of revenue
but that would not suit the sugar trust
hence the republican party is aga nsi
IL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

What has been done can be done
again. Many oil and gas fields haya
been developed III Oklahoma a num-
Der Of which we're less promising 10
start with than the Rock Greek field
ner here Realizing the truth Of these
statements let everybody do his share
toward encouragihg the movement
now on foot to test the Rock Creek
territory.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
60 Neuest neautx wrInkls.


The Old nursery Of Beauty and he
Beast" has just been revived by the
fashionable beauties OF Paris in a way
cacuiated 10 accentuate their charms
They are surrounding themselves with
the ugllest maidseryants imaginable.
Their constant companions are the
most hideous pets imaginable One
celebrated beauty Mile Manon Lott,
has engaged a dwarf who IS described
as having a tremendous head. a male.
yoient expression and hardly any
legs. and Mile Lott takes him out
walking with her every afternoon in
order that his ugliness viii emphasize
her own beauty all the mfire.
Mile Mistinguette. the dancer. has
engaged as maid Hindu woman with
ringed ears and face which is by no
means attractive Other beauties are
selecting equally unatractive folks.
and the fashion Is said to be spreading
just, as rapidly as ugly servants and
pets can be found
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
HAPPIEsr oIRL IN LINcoLN.

Lincoln, Neb., girl writes. had
been ailng for some time with enron
is consuption and stomach trouble.
began taking Chamberiain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets and in three days
] was able to be up and got better
right along ! am the proudest girl
in Lincoln to find such good medi-
cine" For sale by all dealers. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

fFsrst published july p. 1910
NOTICE or SALE or REAL Es-
TATE
State OF Oklahoma. Grady county. s..
In the matter Of the guardianship Of
Ethel Leona Terry, q minor. n
M Terry. guardian
Notice is hereby given that IN pur-
Euance Of al order Of the county cozgs
81 G-ady county. Oklahoma. hereto
fore made o. the 1sth day OF July.
1911, y. n. Terry. guardian Of the es-
tate Of ne above named minor. viii
on WEDNESDAY. The 18th day Of Aug
usL 1911. q 10 o'clock a. m in the.
city Of cbickasha. Grady comfy. Okla
homa. sell Al private sale 70 the high
est bidder for cash. all Of the interest
Of said minoT IA and to lot =. block
4g il the city or Chickazha. Grady
county. Oklahoma. said sale win be
made Tor cash upon delivery Of deeds
to the purchaser; bids for the pur
chase of said property must be in
writing and fled with the judge Of
the county court Of Grady county, Ok
lah01na or delivered to the firm Of
Bond & Melton IN tfie First National
banS building in the city Of chickasha
Grady county. Oklahoma. on or before
10 O'Clock Of the said 10Th day Of
August; all bids will be opened IN the
office Of the Judge Of the county court
1t Chickasha, Oklahoma at 10 o'clock
a. nj, Of said 18th day Of August 1871,
each bidder al said sale viii De re-
quired to accompany his bid with a
Certified check or cash for the sum
Of s20s.c6 to guarantee the good faith
Of bis bid.
n. n. TERRY,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

The American farmer, like the Am
erican wage Garner has competition
with the markets Of the world. He
has to pay enhanced prices for the ar
ticIes be buys because Of the tariff.
and yet be is 80 situated that tariff
on his products does not enhance the
price Of them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
PERMANENTLY HEALS
SORES AND ULCERS

No matter what way old ulcer nTst commenced
whether buise from the liberation o. Aaf
pimple mole If without apparent reason INC ~
does no bad blood responsible Tor me pace
While circulation impure and polluted the nerves anl
tissues flesh he place constantly beng iea Wiz
unhealthy the fbrrs thus pryened from snng 10
gefe and healing Purify tie blood and ihe place MuoI heal IFS
cause having removed old and chrome ulcers
because the greatest of al blood purifiers j removes from hc
every putys and SO encnes me DoOl mat
feeds and nOushes the tender sensitive fesh causes knig
together Of al fbrous and thus heals the place naturally and
permanently Book and Ulcers and medical advice
desired sent free al write and request IL AAa sod at
drug stores The SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. AILAhIA, Ga
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

Indiana comes forward now and
claims to be the greatest onion pro
dsclng state IN the unica- We knew
the Hooziera we're pretty strong bni
didn't know the reason.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

Maspero. in his Dawn Of ciyiliza
tion. tells Of rich Egyptian noble
who lived more than six thousand
years a.so and whosr splendid fruit
flower and vegetable garden. formal
" plotted and laid out. was described
upon his tomb.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

Kansas is boasting 81 being able p
grow two crops oi potatoes Oklaho-
ma don't think about mentioning sneh
common things The new state can
great minds running 10 the same chan
politicians
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
Moissses Cookies.

Two and one-haif cups sugar: two
cups molasses. one tablespoon giuger.
one tablespoon cloves. one tablespoon
cinnamon Let this come TO lIoil
when cool stir in four eggs and one
tablespoon soda, and -four enough to
-nl ont rczt day Moderate oven
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

For summer diarrnoea IN children
always give ChamberIain's Collie,
Cholera and D.arrhoea remedy and
castor oil, and speedy cure is Ger
tain For sale BY all dealers. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

The city phys.cian Is doing gooa
thing when he orders al unsanitary
places cleaned up. He VIII do bet
ter thing when he actually has it
done, Clean up and be healthfuI
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

The new enforcement offieSr a
shawnee win probably he known and
become famous az @Battleaxe Addie- +"
Wonder II this individual Is related %
another person we know BY the name
Of "Battleaxe'
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

Each favorable wet report coming
from Texas causes . Cloud . rise
near the bank corner and sas z kneT
IL. ] told you 80, its 2 cineh. its vet
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

Wonder Il COL Ike cloud tod the
Gypsy queen that chickasha would 20
wet or Is that another case Of tHo
freat minds running ID The same chan
mel
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

There's such a thing as spelling a
persons good looks by praising them" Z"
"As now?" well. ! told Agnes she
had beautiful nose, and she has
made herself cross-eyed looking at It."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

1rv rones reflection standing
- r ~ ooryoratoa and any which
columns II the Express gladly corrected upon ~ being brought e
81 the management
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

The accounts due the Southwestern
Wholesale Grocery Co., are nov in
my hands for collection, and must be
paid Al once. Please arrange 70 settle
with me PROMPTLY
J. 3. HARPER.
1.gf5t Trustee.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24

Guardian
Bond & Melton, attorneys for guar
dian. 7-2l-2ld
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
auascRlPTIoN nATEs.

one year, delivered b. carrier ---fz.se
elx months. delivered b. carrier z.se
Three months. delivered b. carrier 1-zf
ons month. delivered b. carrier 40
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-24
RAILROAD TIME CARDS.

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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05
AMERICAN MAGAZINE

ne general excellence of The Am
DTsean Magazine is what appeals to
the reader Experts In the business
say that no periodical now publish
ed is attracting more attention, or
winning more enthusiastic approval
than The American Magazine. 1t Is
q publication which exhibits unusual
energy. l%iveliness, candor,. courage,
and humor. No who reads it can
ever forget Its distinctive qualities.
1t is as much of q character" as ex-
lists anywhere-and q most intelli-
gent and delightful character"
too.
One OF the great achievements of
The American Magazine is its con
tribution to national journalism
through Its important and authori-
tative fact-articles, now running, by
Ida M. Tarbell, Ray Stannard Ba-
ker, Al. J. Mock and other writer's, all
OF whom are the ablest experts in
the country In their special fields.
Another remarkable ~characteris-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05

tic of The American Magazine is the
quality of Its fiction. plus the story
quality that is to be found in many
OF It's articles. BY this is meant
the fact that this particular periodi-
cal requires that many of it's most
important articles be told In story
form. In this manner the pages of
the whole magazine fairly TEEN with
downright human interest. The
facts are gathered and presented
with the most scrupulous attention
to truth, but In the presentation the
art of storytelling is summoned,
and the result is the finest quality of
journalism that exists-that which
both informs exactly and entertains
wonderfully. Not many journalists
of this rar double ability are strill-
ing up and down the world, yet sew
eral of them are in the exclusive en-
ploy of The American Magazine.
The great original departments
have been created by The American
Magazine - Interesting People,"
THE interpreters House" and THE
Pilgrims Scrip" Any particular
number of the magazine may contain
a wonderful fiction story, or a beau
tiful picture, or a great article that
will interest you more than these
departments. And yet those famous
departments form a great attraction
In the periodical. They are always
there-filled to the brim with ideas,
emotions, and aspirations. There is
a curious favor in them-singularly
new, pleasing and genuine.
On the whole, The American Mag
azine is winning great favor because
Of it's sound tone of real optifism-
not silly, fiat and fake optimism; but
that optimism which Is founded on
the solid truth that you ought to do
your Job well wherever you are, and
that If you do do your job well You
will get some sort of q reward for 1t
here on earth-not necessarily
money (Which most Of us foolishly
use as the only yardstick of suecessl J,
but perhaps an inner feeling Of sat
isfaction, which, IL your skin Is not
too tough, may be transferred and
exhibited in q gentle face-some-
thing decent TO look at, and not call
eulated to scare all the affection out
OF lhose who cohie INTO udAiy cuhlact
with you.
This is a poor and inadequate
statement which only partially COW
ers the ground. 1t is only meant to
be a sort of reflection on what seems
to be the moving spirit back of The
American Magazine. 1t is nothing
but an impression which the writer
feels reading and enjoying The AM
eriean Magazine for a year or more.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05

AT last here Is instant relief and q
lasting permanent remedy for sore feet.
No more tired feet. No more aching
feet. No more swollen. bad smelling,
xweaty feet, No mere corDs. No mors
bunions. No more callouses, no matter
VIA ellis your feet or what under the
sun you've tried without getting relief,
5nsE use TfZ.
! TIE is totally unlike anything else
for the purpose you ever heard or. It's
the only foaf remeay ever made -hfSN.
aeIs on the principal of drawing out all
ahs ppssonoue exudations which cause
sore feet. Powders and other remedies
a9egely clog up the pores. Tx ~eleansea
them ont and keeps them clean. II
works right on. You will feel better
the very hrst time It's used. Use It a
week and YOU can forget you ever had
geFs feet. There - nothing on earth
sale 1t ali drugglsts, % cents per box
sr direct II you wish from Walter
su-her Dodge & Co.. Chicago. III.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05

r~rnu Nrf
years IA advance" reIEGFKed Sharp,
ssfor all It contains has been computed
for years and years. Perhaps an oc-
casionai scientific discovery o. more
careful figuring will change a few
things, but not often.''
"Dr. Cook" interjected Congress-
mar Langley Of Kentucky. "found the
nautical almanac very useful In pre-
pairing the history of his trip to the
north pole"
Then the scientific features OF the
discussion came to an end.
Massachusetts, Leads In Art.
1t Is only a coincidence that more
art Is found in the rooms OF Massa-
chusetts senators ana representatives
than In those Of any other delegation.
Senator Lodge occupies a room that
was made for naval affairs and was
decorated by an artist who was very
fond Of his wife. the result being that
this lady, in every pose and allegory
possible, looks down on one from cell
ings and walls.
Then there are stirring battle scenes
In several places, and altogether 1t is
a loudly decorated room. AS chair
man of the committee on rules Senator
Crane is surfeited with art, both In
the way of pictures and statuary.
On the house side Congressman Nc
Gail, chairman of the library commit
fee, has an assortment of sculpture
and paintings which has been left for
his inspection. Chairman Weeks OF
the postoface committee fell heir to
two rooms formerly occupied by the
committee on agriculture and where
an artist roamed and ragged half a cen
fury 60, painting all sorts of agricul-
tural scenes. To these have been add
ed postal pictures, the whole making a
combination rare In the art world.
South Dakota Anomaly.
1t Ia rather a peculiar political com
dftion which South Dakota presents In
congress. IN the house there are two
regular or stand patrepresentatives who
were reelected with large majorities.
In the senate are two near-insurgents
who seem to have no difficulty IN hold
ing the state legislature. Ordinarily
1t might be supposed that the progress
Bfyes would be those elected directly
w the people.
Lsfs Ycungis Observation.
ga critic" said Senator LATE Young
OF Iowa, SIS @ very useful person, but
he never gets anywhere. He can point
out faults. but he is never constructive.
Such a man In the senate may accom-
plish a great deal Of good, but he Is
not doing much in the way of adj
vaneement, for the critic rarely has a
practical substitute for that which he
pulls down.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05
The Secret Of Song Writing.

A noted composer has said that a
song, to make a hit, should appeal
to the heart. That's exactly what
is giving great popularity to ssFhe
Land OF the Beautiful Dream
words and music OF which will be
given free with next Sundays New
York World.
This is the song being sung
by Truly Shattuck In Alma, Where
% Toa Live, the play drawing
crowds 10 Weberss Theatre, New
York city. It's g. song that zap
IpeaIs to the heart
Order next Sundays New York
World In advance and get a great
newspaper and a great song at one
and the same time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05
Take Any umbrelIa In a storm.

New York. Jan. 5.-It is no crime to
steal an umbrella on a rainy day,
Recorder Carroll of Patterson. N. J.,
decided when Robert McCauley OF
Philadelphia was tried II was said
McCauley had taken an umbrella from
q hotel in the Tuesday rainstorn. Nc
rauiey said he was glad to know
Jersey law was so aoun
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-01-05

warfare for good books. No effort
will be spared to forge the favored
one to the top. 1t will, indeed, be
a proud achievement 20 be able on
March % to shout the glad tidings
to your valiant workers, I'VE winl"
The contest man in his daily con-
tact with the workers has observed
various elements of genius, and 1t
divers plans and schemes evolved by
those who have taken the bull by
the horns. All such information is
held in confidence, as 1t would be
unfair to hand the materials of war
fare formulated by one to another
to execute. No, you will have to put
your wits together and pull for the
shore.
March % has already begun to
peep yer the horizon. We can see
a committee OF serious, earnest rep
resentatives of each of the big con-
testants carefully tabulating the
huge vote cast the last week, so pre-
pare for the advent of this great day
by directing your steps contest
merchantward when shopping.
oii utSu yOuT iIUHIG GdCu udy NY LIE
purchasing of Perth Amboy's great
est paper-the EVENING NEWS
and to prove the necessity of order
ing 1t In advance, there were only
ten copies left from last Saturdays
contest issue, and these were re-
served for the contest man. All of
which goes to prove that the interest
in the big contest is daily increasing.
The voting in the big furniture
store of Albert Leon is growing at a
phenomenal rate, which proves that
Perth Amboy's shoppers are aware
that the big store furnishes every
facility and an abundant stock to Sc
lect from. This splendid establish
ment is, and should be, a pride to
the entire community, and is oper-
ated by a force of employees highly
capable.
The vote reported from the City
Market was enormous. The pro-
gressive methods of this firm espec-
tally qualify them to successfully co
operate in an up-to-date movement
like the big contest, and remember
the contest man especially adj
gises you to embrace the grocery and
neat purchase. The market on State
street is T.. Larsen. A cleaner, pref
Ter shop cannot be found anywhere,
With quick, courteous and prompt
ervice with the best quality OF
heats. So start out tomorrow with
be purpose to make next week the
apaer one and perform h indfvid-