davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
HOUNDS LEAD LONG CHASE
Riders in Lakewood Horse Show
Follow Pack Over Hills.
OlMSTEAD WINS CONTEST
Graham Gould Wedding Attracts
Many Patrons of the Exhlbl-
ton to the City

The wedding bells which rang for the
Graham Gould wedding yesterday called
most OF society away from Lakewood, and
in consequence the events in the Lakewood
horse show and equestrienne fete were not
as well filed as usual. No setting could
be made more beautiful than the rolling
grounds Of the Lakewood club. with It's
boundary Of woods and evergreens. For
the first time in several seasons the
weather left nothing 10 be desired.
The drag hound contest was scheduled
10 start al noon. but il was nearly one hour
later when the contestants finally assem-
bled on the green in front OF the club
house. Miss Emily Randolph was one of
the enthusiasts who preferred 10 remain
"far from the madding crowd" and ride
over the hills. She was one of the first 70
appear on the field Of battle. The HOUNDS
were corralled, and each animal had rib
hon tied round his neck, while the riders
received ribbons to match them. The race
however was not to the swift. FOR the
nrize went TO the rider who had the RIBBON
20 correspond with The cravat OF the
hound which reached the norry first
+ 7, Olmstead. proprietor OF the Pine
Lodge School, wore the blue ribbon on MS
arm and as Bluebelrs decoration matched
# he was declared prize winner. Richard
p Hammond, who is a son Of j. n. Ham
nond WAS second in the contest, and Buel
A,vord WAS third. Among those who rode
n the hounds were Miss Josephine Mather
and Miss Dorothy Mather, Miss Emily
Randolph. A. +. Whitney, Duncan and
Barton Read. Percy r. Pyne. jr., NJ H.
Pvne. G. Cabot. Dexter Hawkins, Lorlliard
Taller. and II. L. Herbert NJ. F. II.
one Of the prettiest features Of the snow
was the exhibition mounted drill given by
the boys Of Pine Lodge School Ihey
raced. they manpuvred and finally wound
up with jeu de barre. Little Buel Alvord
was particularly clever at this game ana
defended his ribbon against the onslaughts
Of his opponents. Among those who rode
were Richard F. Hammond, George cabot
Dexter Hawkins. Meredith n. and Percy
p Pvne ir.. Duncan and Barton Read and
Buel Alvord.
Mrs George Fales Baker offered cup to
no competed for in a women's driving con-
test There were four contestants, the
Misses Dorothy and Hannah Randolph
and the Misses Dorothy and Josephine
Nather. They were required to drive ne
tween obstacles sci so Close tVse'''i ''
Il seemed impossible 10 make cleah pr
Torrance Miss Josephine Mather accom-
plishcd g. however, and received the due
ribbon and the silver trophy. MISS DOT
othy. who bumped one Of the posts was
/ placed second. and Miss Emily Randolph
! was third Miss Randolph won both the
open spoon and ball race and the similar
/ race where the men were excluded. Miss
/ Mary Jones and Miss Helen Jeffres were
/ second and third IN the latter event. while
/ the red and the yellow went 70 NJ u. Pynt
and Buel Alvord IN the open race.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
CLINTON GUNNERS VlCTORS
Successfully Defend Harry Payne
Whitney Trophy.

The De Witt Clinton High School gun
ners successfully defended the Harry Payne
Whitney trophy by defeating seven com
petitors in the annual sub-target shoot at
the fist Regiment Armory yesterday. The
cards returned by the schoolboys was OF
a high order throughout. Moore, OF
Clinton. made the only perfect score. The
Red and Black quintet accumulated a total
Of al points.
The Morris High School. which has met
with abundant success during the last sea-
son. was second. with 23S. The Bronx in
stitution had splendid opportunity to de-
feat It's bitter rivals. but Linicus, It's
brilliant gunner who faced the gun last,
could register n total Of only g. which
failed to equal the Clinton score by three
points. The Morris coach entered n pro-
test that the boy was compelled 10 hurry
his shooting, but II was not sustained.
The Stuyvesant High School finished In
third position. with n 233 score while Boys
High and tho High School OF Commerce
were tied for fourth. with 22s each
nc Witt C7lnton-Lore. 46: Moore. so: Dutton.
40, Bancel. IS: Hubbard. 4s; total 24i.
Stuyvessnt-Orihey. AZ. Benson 40: Pfsifer
a.. ". Curry. IS; l.. Curry. 40. total. 233
CUtis-Curren. a.: Smith. 49, Late. ~;
WHITMAN, ~: VANITY. "a total. e23.
Morris Phelps. IS; siebensichen. a.. Levy,
~. Elias IS. Iinicus. 40. total. 23s
BOYS High S'einmuller. IS Allmer. 80. Nc
Kenze. "A. Sawen a. Anthem. AZ, total. los.
merce-Johnson. 70. server; a. sunieid.
-; chatheld. -; shapiro. u: total 22s -,
Solon IS. McI,oughlir. 40 total 2IT.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
OFF FOR CHAMPIONSHIP
Americans and Canadians Sail
for British Women's Tourney.

The Canadian and American entrants IN
tho british womens golf championship at
tho RovaI Portrush Golf club during the
week of May 10 sailed yesterday morn''s
an Tho Caledonia, OF the Anchor Line. lhey
were Miss Dorothy Campbell MISS ior-
erce Harvey and Miss G. Z. Nesbitt, or th'
Hamilton Ladies' Golf Club. and MISS
ou,se p Elkins and Miss Mary Fownes'
NJ the Oakmont Country Club, suouip
Of Pittsburg Miss Elkins won lately the
Women United North and South chan-
n,onship at Pinehurst and is at the TOP oi
her game but Miss Campbell and her "a
madam sisters complained that they haa
not been golnng much on account OF 'ho
late spring at Hamilton.
Mrs Barnes, sister or MISS ElKlhs' h"u
some golfers who had met the Oahfno"'
n,avers I'm Pinehurst. with other friends'
waved goodby 10 the voyagers. +. D MAJ
Laughlin. OF the Wykagyl Cluo' ana
+ O'ConnelI. Mayor OF Fitchburg, Mass
we're among them.
"r evnect 70 return 10 Canada In July.
sa,d Miss Campbell. for now regard II
as nv home. | shall play from the Hsfnl-
ION Ladies' Golf Club. at Portrush. out III
June at ST. Andrews when / try TO regain
tho Scottish Ladies' championship, | must
play from my native town and the NOT
Rerwick Ladies' Golf Club. / have had 40
golf this spring but | nope to get on ny
game quickly"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
FIGHT TO A SOCCER TIE
Harvard and Cornell DIVIDE
Honors in Close Gale.
PLAY TWO EXTRA PERIODS
Stephenson Performs Valorously
at Ithacans' Goal and Saves
Day for Team.

Ithaca y. Y. April 29.-Harvard and Cor
nell divided the honors in tie fercest strug-
Gle at association football in the last
game Of the annual intercollegiate cham
nionshlp series for the Mines cup here to-
dav. The score was TO o. As result
Harvard. with the trophy almost within
IFS grasp. remains tied FOR first place with
Haverford. After resortinF TO the unusual
expedient OF playing two extra periods OF
ten minutes each. the two teams anah-
doned the futile effort and left the held
without either side having a goal to us
credit.
II was largely due 70 the wonderful Work
Of W G Stephenson at goal for CorneH
that the Crimson's aspirations were blight
cd No shot for his net seemed too difi-
cult TO parry. and the Harvard for"arus
nnalIv lost all heart In the early part
cf the first half the men from cambridge
pressed valorously. but finally. when theHr
hest efforts were repulse1, they In 'urh
gave WAY before the Cornell attack. II
was then that F. l.. Barron. right back
for Harvard. brought off some defensive
work which fully justified his lionizing nv
the onlookers.
Hamilton Fish. ir.. came to the rescue OF
Harvard al the most critical sage or the
came I'm the middle Of the second half.
A foul in Harvard's penalty area was COM
rni,ted during the heat Of the struggle. and
the ball was given 10 ID. borges lot Tree
kick al the Harvard net.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
IN QUEST OF GOLF TITLE
Chick" Evans Sails to Try His
T,uck on English Greens.

Boston. April 29-Proud possessor OF
letter from President Taft wishing him the
hest Of luck and expressing the hope that
he will bring back the British amateur
championship Charles F.. f'Chick , Evans
,r ~ the Edgewater COLI CLUB. or th'-
,aeo started for England on the Leyland
Ifrer CaIedonian to-day. He expects to
orriyo IN Manchester week from Thurs
dav. which means that ne VIII no AZ res
wick where the championship VIII oe
played. on May y or 49, As the oig tour
nament starts on May %, this VIII give me
Western golfer ample time 10 recover rom
the sea voyage. II he is unpleasantly al
f.cted: also 10 become well acquainted WIN
the famous course.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
H|GG|NSON WINS TITLE
Captures Shooting Championship
of New York A.C.
RETURNS SPLENDID CARD
Many Perfect Scores Made On.
der Conditions Ideal for
the Sport.

p NJ Higg'nson won the trap.hoo,,,n
championship Of the New York Ath,.r.
Club at Travers Island yesterday. IN.
event va. at 20 targets. and the v,n,.,
rad 1ss Kills" 10 his credit Custom,-v
strings Of d bluerock. were thrown "a.
each man.
Mr. Higginson started out with a h,u
score OF % IN the first time az the trans
He followed the run with p Then cam.
%. and another q. which gave the winner
a total Of 90 for the first 100 targets e w
Billings also had the same total when hay
OF the birds" had been trapped
Mr.. Higginson started the second rounA
with another D. and then followed With .,
% and Q. r. L. SPOTS. who had n az tina
end Of the first 10 targets, came up verv
strong toward the end Of the shoot ara
took second prize. with a grand total ~
1A targets. The run was e1ualed by n N
Brigham. champion of tho Crescent A,h.
letic Club. who shot along for targets only.
e. W Billings and r A. HoAgman tied for
the third prize with totals Of 1873 In a
special shoot-of the former gunner de-
feated Mr.. Hodgman by total OF q 70 a
targets
DR.. ID. 7. Culver the former champion.
did not figure az all in the event. His
grand total was is2 Although little bit
too warm for trapshooting the gunners
rad ideal conditions on the firing line.
More than half dozen OF the experts re-
turned full strings Of 3 targets Hlggin-
son led. with three perfect strings. Both
A Inio
two strings Of % targets each, the former
gunner making his in succession G ".
Billings 6 J. Corbett. ". j Simpson and
r. L. SPOTS each had one full score.
The scores follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
BIG UPSET IN RACQUETS
Holder of Worlds Title Loses 70
Ynnnr English Player.

London, April 2e-Not since Peter l|t,na -,
defeated George Standing in New iors' ~
1897 has such widespread interest peer
shown in n racquet match as was exhio'.e'
in the first half for tho title played AZ ,ne
Queens Club this afternoon. when cnarIes
williams defeated Parsee Jamsetu. OF bon-
bay. for the worlds championship ana
side bet Of 5000
Williams. who Is professional az mar
row School. had matters all MS own why
and walked of with four straight games.
The second half Of the match VIII be pia'eu
on May -.
Jamsett ras held undisputed title 10 inc
championship since 1907, IN which year NJ
wen from Gilbert Browne. Of the Prince
club. Jamsetj is getting on IN years
while his opponent is quite young tnous"
much less experienced.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
BEDWELL BACK ON TURF
Restored to Good Standing by
Kentucky Racing Commission.

Lexington. Ky. April 29.-H. G. BedweH'
the Denver turfman. who has been seeking
reinstatement to the Kentucky turf ever
since he was ruled off last June FOR an al
legged case of dragging Nadzu. one or MS
horses. had his desire gratifed by the Ken
lucky State Racing Commission to-day.
RedweIl maintained that he had nothing
70 do with the incident and was restored
to good standing.
The commissioners as individuals SUD-
scribed 1000 for a gold cup which is TO De
a trophy for the four-mile race projected
for next autumn az one Of the Kentucky
tracks
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
SOCCER ELEVEN COMING
Corinthians, Crack English Team
to Visit United States in Fall.

Definite announcement that the Corin-
thians. Of England. the famous amateur
soccer football team which has visited
many parts Of the world will tour the
United States and Canada in September
was made by Harry Manley, Of the Staten
Island Football Club, after a visit from
A. w Parker OF Toronto. North Ameri-
can representative of the Corinthians, yes
terday.
The Englishmen. according 10 the ar
rangement entered into between Messrs.
Manley and Parker. will play only one
game i'm New York and that one under
the auspices Of the Field Club League II
will take place about the third week In
September. The Corinthians will start
their schedule In Canada and play also in
Philadelphia. st. Louis. Chicago and Fall
River.
NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE RESULTS
LINN. 10. New Bedford =.
Brockton g. Fall River. >.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION RESULTS
Minneapolis. 3. indianapolis /.
Milwaukee. ,: Louisville. 2
Toledo 8; st. Paul. Z
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
TIGERS WIN ON COURTS.

Princeton. y H. April 29-Princeton
easily defeated Cornell. five ma tches 70 one.
on the lawn tennis courts to-day. ne
local players won all the singles matches.
but Raleigh and Thomas were beaten IN
The last match of the afternoon by flau
and Cummns. e Cornell. The summary
follows:
Singles Butler Princeton. defeated Hoagland.
Cornell G-1 60. Mathey. Princeton. defeated
Uolton Cornell. e q Raleigh Princeton,
defeated Cummins cornell 2. Is. Thomas.
Princeton. defeated Pau, Cornell. .. d
Doubles Mathcy and Butler defeated Hosg-
land and HoIton e. %. Cummins ana liau
defeated Raleigh and Thomas. 90. 81
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
YACHTING NEWS AND NOTES

At a general meeting Of the members Of
the BROOKLYN Yacht club. to be held on
MAY /. the question ~ changing the name
II the club to the National Yacht Club will
come MP for final action. At recent meet
ing Of the board OF governors IT was de-
cide1 20 make tho change. The club Will
20 into commission on Saturday May %.
~ noon.
Entries for the Smile race from Boston
to Bermuda. which starts on June g. close
on May l5 So far two entries have been
received by the committee Of the Boston
Yacht club They are Harold s Wander
bits schooner Nagrani and r. T. car
uIchaers schooner Sunshine.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
GO6ERT WINS ENGLISH TITLE
Beats Lowe for Covered Court
Lawn Tennis Championship.

London, April - - A. n. Colbert OF
Franco who won the final round In the
covered court tennis championship tour
pamcnt YESTERDAY by defeating NJ j. g.
pi,chie defeated F. 6; Lowe. the holder OF
the title. I'm straight sets to-day IN tne c'a'
lenge round.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
SHOOTING ENDS AT BATH BEACH

Shooting for the season came 20 an end
at the Bath Beach traps Of the Marine and
Field Club Yesterday The last leg OF
the April Cup was the most important
feature OF the afternoon. The Prize finally
was won 10y C. b. Ludwig +. Il. Lott
and c. D. Savre each won a special shoot
In the evening there was n dinner at the
clubhouse. at which the prizes we're pre-
sented,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
pUNWoopIE COUNTRY CLUB.

". p Stevenson won the qualifying round
in Class for the May tournament he'd
over the links Of the Dunwoodie County
Club yesterday afternoon. Mr.. Stevenson
covered the course in So He had hand.
cap OF eight strokes which brought his net
score down 10 Is. Mr. Bridmel covered tho
course In So strokes in the class 3 round,
and his handicap of q strokes hrought tho
total down 10 81
The score follows
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
The lineup follows:

Referee Nannering. Rochester Rangers. LINES
r Burgess, Harvard. and r. \. fuchs
CornelI Time Halves Of A. minutes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30

Battling Diana, 20 g. Dolly spankeI, 2'4 70
A and TO 5. Dr. Helsworth. TO and to ..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30

Betting STRIPPING 20 p and out: BuitWeu.
3 10 / and even. FoXf Foot 10 J and . O. ].
Tlosa. % and o. .. Oquita Marie 20 !
AMI 90 ,
FOURTH RACE For esilovays. 70 hands and
under About milo and hair on the fat.
Horse and owner W. Rider. Finish
Pooger Red "a. Pinker-
Nstiie Eumppo ~ W
SMITH ..-....... .ltS Mr. smith COO. 2 20
The thief ~ , d gam l55. Mr Lee....... 90
Break o. Day a. smith
Live Wire ~ IS. Rosel $50 Nj Casey. 3
Getting Booser Red. 2 10 .. Matte Bumppo.
10 = ard 10 2. The Thief. TO and 6 10 g.
Break o. Dag. 2 to ] and 10 .; Live Wire.
81 10 I and 10 .
FIFTH RACE. SPECIAL HrNT CUP. FOR bona
Nde busters. ridden bN members Of recog-
nized hunt clubs. About four miles.
Horse and owner. VI hGeI Finish.
mana (M stevenson .. .1C2 Mr. Stevenson 10
Dolly spsnker ~ W.
smith u 10 --'iI- Nv. -f...- =
Or Helisworth o. p.
Davis ................l72. Nj Bell.
.Did not hnish.
Battling Diana 20 3. Dolly spankeI, 2'4 70
Aspd TO s. DR.. He.lsworth. TO ana 10 o.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30
u summaTy f0IloWs

ing country
Horse and owner VT. Rider. Finish.
Ringlefs CMrs. G. ?.
Pawlinsl ............. 100. Mr. Bell. IA
Marie Leaf N Steven
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-04-30

Betting Rmglets 3 20 : and even. Maple
Leaf : n . and / 70 2. Carmen. : 10 ana TO
2. Essex r.. 90 and 20 .. Independence. I
20 and 10 2
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-30

want to give Mr. Taft some ndvlce."
"f,ut he's playing poker for over tlllr-
ty Years and don't need II. Lord. man,
do YOU think that n feIler holding -four
aces needs advice over the telephoneY
'Then you won't call him?"
Poker Game Exciting.
"Can't-the poker party is In the blue
room ana has the door locked. They
never break mp till midnight Cut ont
your advice and 20 TO he'd.
Look here, Mr.. Man. am Bowserr'
Eyes: the Woods are full Of them.'
"1'll have you bounced if you don't
call the PRESIDENT!
"And he'd have me bounced IL | did
Nothing like hanging to your job these
skeery times. By-by!"
Mr. Bowser turned from the tele.
phone and looked for the cat, hut she
had seen the storm coming and made
a sneak.
"Well, what did the president sayY
qucried Mrs. Bowser.
No answer Mr.. Bowser strobe down
the hall and clapped on his hat and
left the house. 4 minute later Mrs
Bowser heard long drawn shrek
and she ran FOR the front steps to see
two human figures flying down the
street The rearmost was the presi
Dental adviser. lie had renched the
gate Just in time for pedestrian ia
ask If his name was Jones.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-30

Louisville, Ky. June 2S.-For the
first time a real candidate for the pre-
sdential nomination in opposition to
President Taft has been discovered.
His name Is James r. Hawkins. and
he lives on South Preston street in
this city. Mr.. Hawkins is already In
the government service same as MIR.
Taft. only different. He Is Louisville
postofice clerk. Though he holds his
job under and during the pleasure of
his prospective opponent, that fact
does not prevent him from announc-
ing, his candidacy for the higher job
Mr. Hawkins is a straight Republican.
He does not think II wise for his
party toilet Mr. Taftibe reominated by
acclamation. But that Is not his real
reason for becoming a candidate and
seriously placing his claims before
the next national convention. Mr..
Hawkins says he Is not "a receptive
candidate. He is an aggressive one.
ana this is a case Of the man seeking
the Office He wants Il. and ne guar
antees. II nominated. to defeat Champ
Clark. Woody Wilson. Joe Folk Jud
Harmon or aany other Democrat who
may be put up against the @. O. F.
ticket MIR Hawkins is i'm dead earn
est and expects to geet there-if his
party will stand by him
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-30
His Whiaknra.

synonyms for that esteemed patri-
arclial fringe commonly designated as
"whisk%s'' have driven the Baltimore
Sun 20 this collection: Fire escape,
aboretVp, pillows. ticker tape, cyruses.
swlngerS, trallers, antennae. frontis-
piece. banner. tolstoys. wind shields,
Spanish moss. plug cut. leased wires.
life net, galieos. Grape. weather vane.
eatorpillars, ensign. spaghetti, hemp.
awning.
And to think that such painstak.
Ing. photographer should have omitted
lllacs, zephyr wooers. gnZaza0s aud
spinach Spokane Spokesman Review.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-30
CULBERSON, WHO OPPOSES
FELLOW TEXAN SENATOR,
BAILEY, IN CONGRESS

Washington, June 90 Senator G. A.
culberson of Texas Is one OF the
leaders Of the progressive Democrats
In the upper house Of congress. lie
has thrown down the gauntlet To the
conservatives on various phases of the
tariff fight and sides against joe Bal
ley. his fellow senator from Texas. on
many questions. Culberson, for in
stance, opposes the retention Of SEN
ator Lorimer in the upper house. while
Bailey sustains Lorimer
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-30

fhAe1 AAfLA ~ A'Rhhaf1s
a doctor bill Of $40. | don't want ia
pay him. II ! move over TO New Jer
sey vhill / be all right
Il can't say aboudt dot" | says.
"But Why not? Dot sign says ad
vice. p
at vhas some odder advice. II
yhas advice to yon not TO get drunk
und lick your wife" INF ST.
"Oh. see. Nou advice und you
don't advice. vhell. | haf some ad
vice TO cir you for nottlngs. You
yhas an old liar und fraud, und II
you vhill come oudt | shall make your
heels break your neck"
Woman Had a Black Eye.
In fife minutes a woman comes in.
She hat hhlrk eye und yhas weep
ing. II vhas two minutes before she
can speak 10 me. und den she says:
"Cobber can't live dis way no
longer. / yhas ready TO 20 und drown
myself like some advice about my
husband. uud II YOU gif II to me you
shall haf al my shoes TO mend"
did your husband gif you dot black
eye:"
HE did. una he pulls my hair und
throw me downstairs shah | run
avbay from him und marry somebody
else. or shall! I stay on md be Killed =
Il vhill tell you how it vhnS. ! snys
"You 90 by der police court und get
some warrants uhd huf dot old william
.o,,e 90 f,fI pud Ii..rr,,.,I H. ,,b..
only some ioafers."
What? YOu call my husband
names.'
Il do. \ man who vhil strike Il
womans is It brute und should go tC
Jail"
How dare you talk Ike dot 10 me"
she yells. ash she grow, red In dpl
face Il Ike you Ia understand sir
dot my husband vhns one of der besl
men in his wide world. uud I Was 1T
womans 10 hear somebody abuse him"
"But didn't ne black your eyef"
''He does. hut ! try To black hii
first"
"He throws you downstairs"
But | try to push him out Of de
window"
We'll. II was my free advice 10 yol
dot he vhas Il great big lOafer, una I
you don't put him IN jail you"
stop. If you say dne word more
shall pull out nI der hair on you
head! Cobbler. you vhns one Of de
meanest men ! ever met und | shaI
go barefoot ten years Refore / shall le
you fix my shoes for me-. will tel
any husband. una he yl.ll come her
una make you whoop'
Wants Advice and Beer.
| pellet ! shall take dor sign AWAY
but before ! can do so mn Old bun
comes In. try 20 keep ilpi oudt hu
he sits down und begins 10 cry un,
says
"Cobber. I haf heen lnuklng for nd
vice for more ash three mpnills. nm
may heafen bless you for Your kind
ness. You see how II vhas nit rie J
vhas all my faulr dot J vmr' . bu.t
und now | like 10 brace unl o id b
somebody You shall gf me advice
"vhat aboudte"
"About my future DO you advice
me to take one last drink und brace
pop und go to cohgressf"
II do"
''shall dot last drink be some bee
or some gin?"