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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28
METALLURGICAL STATION,

We are Glad TO hear that tho oppo.
sitiou threatened BY some of the as
savers IN this State to the proposed
Government ore.tcstipg station is
practically eliminated. This is just as
il should be for the assayers not only
have nothing 10 fear from this Govern"
mcnt ore-testing station, but it would:
in fact, materially add 10 the volume
of their business. Since it is true that
tbc moro ore comes to market and the
more new ores that arc brought IN
necessarily add TO the business of those
who have 10 DO with those ores III every
capacity. IL is clear case that the
addition of the ores which the Gov.
| ernment station would make would most
| certainly increase the business OF the
| assaNers.
It is now proposed to change the
name Of the Government plant and call
il a metallurgical station in place OF
IN protesting plant. The change OF
name. however, iu no wise changes
the purpose Of the plant, and 1t should
he. as il undoubtedly Will be, supported
with the utmost possible zeal by
every Que interested in and wishing
well to the mineral production Of the
State,
We understand that 1t is the
purpose of the Commercial Club s
Committee on Mines to push with
the utmost yigor the campaign for
the location of this metallurgl~
cal plant in Utah. Naturally 1T
would be in the vicinity of Salt Lake,
which is the center Of the orc receipts
and of the settlements on ore and
smelling accounts. The plant woull un-
Questionably be of the very highest
value. in that it would bring TO practi-
cal settlement various questions that
are now battling, because there is no
plant devoted TO the original research
and tests which are required to get the
values in the ores through new pro-
cesses, combinations, and fluNcs.
very large quantity of ores carrying
values are now unworkable, because
the processes through which they might
be worked are undiscovered.
For the discovery of these processes
this metallurgical plant will, 1T is
hoped, be put in by the Government.
Its establishment will be in direct
analogy with the experiment stations
established 10y the Government i'll con-
nection with agricultural colleges, and
its work will be devoted, us the WORK OF
those stations is devoted, to the fiuding
OF new processes, the introduction oil
new economic methods, and the practi-
cal development Of the values III the
ores now unworkcd. Such Il plant
should be- and when established unques-
touably will be, of the very highest
practical value to Utah miners; and the
Mining Committee Of the Climb is do
ing first-cass work in its pushing
along TO success in this direction and
ending the apprehensions of these who
mistakenly thought that their business
was about TO be intcrfered with.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28
FORECAST OF ELECTION.

The Presidential campaign of next
year has already opened. There is not
only an active campaign for delegates
going on in both parties, but the fore
casts of results arc already being rcck'
oned up. The Philadelphia Telegraph
puts forth an estimate of the probable
results which it claims proves conclu.
sivelyD that it will be every diff
cult for Republicans 10 lose the next
Presidential campaign, As if they
wanted 10! Here is the forecast upon
which il bases its Judgment, chasing
the States as named, and giving the
electoral vote of each. viz;
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28
SURELY DEMOCRATIC
DOUBTFUL.

IT viii be noted that both Arizona
and New Mexico are included in the
above table. The electoral college,
therefore. viii comprise 529 votes, re-
curing 2GJ to elect. Ina general way
il can he said that the Telegraph s
chasing of the States looks plausible,
bnt there are some exceptions that
might be noted. There is no more rea-
son 10 put Utah in the doubtful column
than 10 put New Mexico, in fact. We
consider Utah Tar more certain 10 vote
for the Republican candidate than is
New Mexico. For while the Congress
Sioual delegation OF this State is op-
posed TO everything distinctively de-
sired by President Taft in tho way OF
legislation. that same delegation is few
crishly loyal 10 Taft personally. and
earnestly in favor Of his denomination
and reelection. Why this should be
so We do not understand, since ordip-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

ment; and we believe that this woul /
be the usual feeling and idea of every
American community.
We call attention to these three
cases as showing the danger of such
dramatic representations in the court
in the trial of n ease. In Utah that
sort of thing is illegal, so declared
by the Supreme Court, In Oregon 1t
is illegal. so declared by Judge Coke;
and doubtless TINT ruling will hold
throughout in Oregon. The prosecu-
tiou. therefore. in the Patterson case in
Denver is taking a very serious RISK
upon itself in cnacting in open court
such 4 scene as is described.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The editor Of the Toronto Globe
asserts that Canada is already sorry
she rejected the reciprocity agreement.
He says: fThe annexation bugbear
was to blame for it. 1t was just an
evil rumor that got started, and you
could no more stop it than you could
tornado Speaker Clark is requested
TO take notice that this is no joke.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

President Taft will undoubtedly
profit by the shift of the Ohio pro.
gressives from La Toilette TO Roose.
welt; for Ohio was relied upon BY La
Toilette 10 give him a material boost,
As Ohio Is big state, with forty-eight
votes in the National Republican CON
Vcnfinn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The Chinese rcvolutionists appear
10 have 1t ali their own way at Nan
king. 1t seems to be the general idea
that the capture of that city will end
The war
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Dr. Wiley denies that he is for Ma
tlonal prohibition; his prohibition idea
Is 10 prohibit the use of impure or
adultera'ed foods Of all kinds. and then
let every man decide for himself what
ne will use; and that is better plat
form thau committees customarlly
draw nm
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The various cities arc in active crup-
ton In their efforts TO get the party
Natlonal conventions next year, and
high bids are expected for the bcucfit
.oi the party which Will locate its con.
Nention according 10 the call OF the
coin. Thus does ''big business Get in
It's work where it scarcely darcs to be
.nrn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

DR. David Blsustein SAYS that Salt
Lake City is an ideal place for the
settlement Of Jews. 4 good many of
them have been shrewd enough to find
this out for themselves. But then,
Salt Lake is m ideal place for the
settlement of any good people.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Five rcar-admirals OF our navy are
10 be retired next year. 1T is under
stood that all of them are in full
health and strength and MT TO do even
better duty than ever before in their
ser,-ice
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Alfre1 Tennyson Dickens, son of The
Dickens, says that American railway
trains are the best ia the world. 1t is
really refreshing to note that America
has or can have anything that r
Dickens can find il in his heart to ad
IN iro
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Edna Goodrich has won her $4,000
suit against her former husband, Nat
Goodwin, and has decidedly the better
of the rcpartee between the two, which
probably is almost as satisfactory as
10 win the case
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Two mysterious murders within n
week, one at Garheld and one in this
city. No wonder the people are in
quiring why murderers are not pun
ished.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Salt Lake is certainly n great place
for amusements and entertainments;
its list OF theaters and picture shows is
proof Of its craving to be amused.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Persia, 1t appears, has been bullieI
into apologizing to Russia, when il is
Russia that ought 10 do the apologiz.
ing. And now IL both Russia and Great
Britain will let Persia alone for a
while and let the American faancier.
Mr.. Shuster, work out an honest
revenue system and enforce it. Persia
viii be far less trouble to them in the
future than il has been in the past.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The great trouble with senator
Owens health bill is that il would
make sn estnblishment of medical
system. which ~ about as fertile in
raising 2 ruction ss though Congress
should undertake the establishment OF
a religion. Though the latter Ia express
ly forbidden in the constitution and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

Those spooks which haunted the
Kenosha murderer and drove him 10
confession must have been humane.
friendly ghosts
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

What Persia needs in her ''andcr-
dog relations with RUSSIA is a firm
offensive and defensive alliance with
Japan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The Maderistas are making it hot
for the Reyistas in Mexico; and the
hapatistas are also rampant against
Madero and his followers. It's a
hot old time pretty much always in
Mnrirn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The football season is pronounced
an unsatisfactory one, Probably not
enough PLAYERS killed
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

The three new American cardinals
were confirmed and invested yesterday
in solemn ceremony. II was Ameri-
can day at the Vatican
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28

tho former is not. the effect upon the
public would be about the same IN
either case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-28
Tuesday, November %, 1911.

Shady Bend, OF tar party infamy,
seems TO have' a Mt and appropriate
name
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
Very Particular.

, 'Mayme is a crank on having things
harmonic. isn't sheT"
Yes. to such an extent that she
won't use rats because she has mouse
eOlored hair."-Baitimore American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
FoILING THE PIcKPocKET..
What to Do When Your Hat Is Tipped
Over Your Eyes In a Crowd.

Over Your Eyes In a Crowd.
For a man there is only one really
safe pocket, and that is a pocket
which few men except experienced
race goers have their suits supplied
with 1t is a breast pocket inside the
waistcoat, and it should have a but
toned flap, for without the button even
this hiding place is unsafe.
The second best place for carrying
money is the trousers pocket, especially
If the owner is rather stout And the
left hand pocket is better than the
right A skilful thief standing be-
hind you may insinuate his right hand
into your right hand pocket easily, but
the left comes awkwardly to him.
For safetys sake the pickpocket sell
dom works single handed. He usually
works with a couple of screens" who
plant themselves in front of the in
tended victim. If the Job" is a diff
cult one they carefully jostle him at
the critical moment in order to dis
tract his attention. This jostling is
usually called working the ramp"
a favorite trick in dense crowd is
to tip a mans hat over. as though ac-
cidentally. His hands naturally fly up
to set it right. Instead they should go
straight to the watch and the money
pocket If your hat is knocked off in
a crowd make sure your money pocket
is safe before troubling about the hat
If you are quick enough you may
catch a hand there.
The trained pickpocket's fingers are
almost as delicate and sensitive as
those of a skilled pianist. To become
an expert demands long practice. But
the expert could with or without the
shelter of a newspaper go through. one
by one. every one of a mans twelve
or sixteen pockets except that one in
side the waistcoat if he knew it to be
worth his while. Three years ago a
man was sentenced for training young
pickpOckets. He used clothes dunn
mics with bells so arranged that they
rang when the picking was clumsily
done Exchange.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
BASEBALL SCORES.
Odd Way the Plays We're Recorded
Back IN the Sixties.

baCk IN bno SlNTl0Ss
The baseball public of today, accus-
toned to the minute reporting of
games, wherein each run is compound
ed and many play analyzed. is Of
fered the account of game played in
Syracuse in 1868 The contestants
were the Central Citys of Syracuse
and the Athletics of Philadelphia, and
the score was Al to H.
The game was delayed half hour
by the difficulty in finding an umpire
Then the report goes on to state:
THE game opened loosely upon both
sides, and at the end of the first in
nings the score stood Athletics 3, Cen
tral City 4, each side making its tallies
promptly from the loose playing of
the out club After the first inning the
Athletics played more carefully, while
the Central Citys grew more careless
until the fifth inning, when they be-
came more demoralized than was the
Union army at the battle of Bull Run.
considerable dissatisfaction was
manifested and expressed, and in two
innings rightfully so. at the evident
one sided decisions of the umpire.
I'VE will not particularlze. but suf-
fee to say that several of the players
on both sides did well. while others.
especially the Central City side. were
not fully up to their standard efforts.
The following is the
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
A Novel Fine.

An EnglishwOman in the Rivera
stepped on the footboard Of train,
intending to enter the carriage, but
found the door locked. The train
started suddenly and she recognized
that she would have to travel on the
footboard until the next station was
reached A man who saw her plight
crept backward on the footboards.
stepping from carriage to carriage
with some peril and supported her
with his arm until the next station
was reached, half an hour later. The
woman was fined several francs for
''fllegally travelling outside the train"
The rescuer disappeared without leaV-
ing name or address
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
JUST A LITTLE GIFT.
The Present an Economical Duchess
Made to Her Rich Friend.

The Present an Economical Duchess
Made to Her Rich Friend.
Recently when the wealthy Mile. de
r. was to be married one of our good
duchesses had to make her a present,
Just a little present The duchess
thought it would be useless to expend
much money for a person so rich. She
thought if she would look through her
vast mansion she would be able to find
something, some trinket, to which
the addition Of her card would give
sufficient glory. She finally found in
her writing desk an Insignificant
cameo that she had once worn.
The following day she received from
her young friend a letter of enthusi-
astic thanks: "Oh, you have been very
foolish! This is too, too beautiful"
etc.
"She is making sport of my little
present." thought the good duchess.
Then came a second letter, this time
from the husband who was to be:
"How can we thank you? We are de
lighted! This will spoil u.s."
The 1mpert1nent felloW! sald the
duchess. HE wants me to understand
that l have been niggardly."
Nevertheless she went to pay visit
to the RS before the marriage. There,
in the midst of her presents, exposed
in a most prominent place, she saw the
little cameo placed upon her card. An
old gentleman approached her. He is
a member of the Academy of Inscrip-
tions and Bellies Lettres.
what a wonderful present you
have given these children, Nine. la
Duchess" he said. For forty years
we have been seeking for this very
cameo 1t is Of the era Of Trajan, and
this trinket is valued at 100000
francs"
All, the poor duchess-Coi de Paris.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
The onlv Mourner.

Randall-Was Spratt popular man?
"Popularl The only mourner at his
funeral was the insurance company
Life
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
IRE YOUR KIDNEYS
WELL /?
Many Heppner People Know
The Importance OF
Healthy Kidneys

The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day.
Well kidneys remove impurities.
Sick kidneys allow impurities to mul.
tiply.
No kidney ill should be neglected.
There is grave danger in delay.
If you have backache or urinary trou-
Bile.
II you are nervous, dizzy or worn out
Begin treating your kidneys at once
Use a proven kidney remedy.
None indorsed like Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Recommended dy thousands.
Proved by grateful testimony.
Mrs. w. B. Smith, First and Church
SITS. Condor, Oregon. says: about
eight years ago my kidneys were dis
ordered and caused my back to acne a
great deal. Learning of Doan's Kidney
Pills, began their use and l am glad
to say that they brought releif,"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents,
Foster-Miburn Co.. Buffalo, New York.
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no other.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
A CRUSHING REToRT.
Nine. Songbird Paid Her Naughty So
ciety Patron In Full.

cIety FatrOn IN r ulls
Last year a prominent Boston society
leader, in arranging a musical surprise
at an elaborate dinner given to the
towns elite. called on a singer of re-
nown to engage her services for that
event. 1t CHANGED that the singer was
naturally independent. On the other
hand, the caller was notoriously
naughty. AS a result this was what
transpired between them:
After the visitor had announced the
import of her coming. the singer sue
cinctly said she would sing one num-
ber for 5000. and that it would be a
Wagnerian selection.
''The price we will not haggle over"
said the visitor, "but instead of that
grand opera selection I want you to
render one of the light and popular
ditties of the day."
For the Wagnerian song, 5000; for
the popular ditty, $780," was the firm
reply.
But, madame" expostulated the So
ciety leader, your classical song is
much more exacting on your powers.
so why should you charge more for
the lighter and easier song"
"Ah," replied the independent one
''the harder song is all fun to me; the
easier one all workp'
So the price was fixed at $500.
Just as the naughty visitor was
about to depart, she turned to the
artist and said:
"Of course l shall not expect you to
mingle with my guests"
"Ah," was the biting retort, II shall
throw off $50."-Life.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14

GLORY. ambition. armies. fleets,
thrones. crowns-playthiDgs Of grown
Ehildren-.Yictor Hugo
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
Jam For Breakfast.

People who like to eat pastry or
other irregular dishes for breakfast
should be consoled to learn that no
less a man than Herbert Spencer ate
strawberry jam at his morning meal.
He did it to avoid monotony. believing
that digestion was best served by
keeping the stomach entertained with
variety. He is said to have told Of a
man who went into a decline from a
too steady diet Of mutton chops.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
A sixtus V. Salad.

When Pope Sixtus v. was an OBJ
scure monk he had great friend In a
certain lawyer who sank steadily into
poverty while the monk rose to the
papacy. The poor lawyer journeyed
to Rome to seek aid from his old
friend, the pope, but be fell sick and
told his doctor to let the pope know
of his sad state. II will send him q
salad" said Sixtus and duly dispatch
ed basket of lettuce to the invalid.
When the lettuce was examined mon
ey was found in the hearts; hence
the Italian proverb of a man in need
of money. He wants one of Sixtus
VS. salads"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
Earninn a snanI.inn.

Mrs. Brown--I was downtown yes
terday. l didn't know but I might
meet you. Mrs. Greene-I was down
town. too. and I'm awfully sorry
didn't see you. Little Johnny Greene
Ma. don't you remember we saw Mrs
Browns dog and you said: Come.
let's hurry away from here. That old
cat must be somewhere near" What
old cat did you mean, ma?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
Peculiar.

81 do not understand It." said the
philosopher.
''What is bothering you nowP In
guired the other.
''If a man is two hours late arriving
home his wife raises a row, while II
he is gone two years she win give him
a royal welcome. Women are pecul-
aar.r-Pearson's Weekly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14

Remember school books are strictly
cash. No one favored This means
you.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
A Gilhed Ead

Eyes. papa is going to buy me bat
tleship."
Good gracious! l beg your pardon.
what for?"
II want to use its deck for dane
ing party. ."-CleveIand Plain Dealer
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
SCORE
Totals .......12 q Totals .......2
PINS IN EArr1- INNINGS

RUNS IN EACH INNINGS.
Central City.."...4 1 II 10 1-12
Athletics .........5 7 8 III 0 0 0-n
Fly Balls Caught-Central City: Adams,
4; Porter, s. Johnson, 1; Cruttenden, 2;
Boswell 1-1S. Athletics: Radcliffe, 4;
Fisher, /; Berry, /; Cuthbert, 4; Sensen-
derfer, 2-lS
How Put out-Centrai City: Fly, 10;
first base, Z; second base. /; foul bound,
4; home base, 2-27. Athletics: Fly, u:
first base, 9; second base, /; third base. /;
home base, 2; foul bound, 2-27.
Umpire-S. E. Radcliffe. Union Baseball
club. Camden, N. ].
Scorers-Porter and Brownell
How would that go in a sporting ex-
ira today? The only familiar signs are
the criticism of the umpire and the
German names in the Athletic lineup.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-09-14
PIuraIs.

There is considerably less reason
why the plural of mouse should be
mice than why the plural of spouse
should be spice. Any bigamist will
admit as much.-Puck.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1911-12-14
FINALLY GOT HERE.

The Wash Hornshell brought In a
barge containing 200 tons of Pitts
burg coal Thursday for A. A. Faris
the long looked for shipment. While
the barge has been here only six days
500 tons OF the coal has already been
sold. This will probably be the last
shipment of Pittsburg TO reach Hick-
man until some time in the new year
and those wanting this particular
coal will have to get a hump on
themselves and get in on the remain
ing 200 tons.