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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

In line with the progressive spirit
of the age and the habit into which
legislative bodies have fallen of reg
ulating and licensing everything on
the earth and the waters under the
earth comes a bill providing for the
licensing OF aviators who desire to
fly from any premises in the Com.
monwealth either for sport or exhi.
bition The measure provides that
any aviator who carries passengers
shall first satisfy the Secretary OF
the Commonwealth that he or she is
competent TO manage an aeroplano
and shall have a license from an in
corporated society or association Of
individuals formed for the purpose Of
promoting the science of aviation.
Any aviator who flies for sport or
exhibition comes under the same
provision and is compelled to satisfy
the Secretary of the Commonwealth
of his or her fitness to fly.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
open.Alr Schools Increasing.

Since January I, 1907, sixty-five open
air schools for children afflicted with
or p-edisposed to tuberculosis have
been established in twenty-eight cities,
according to an announcement made
by tie National Association for the
Study and Prevention of tuberculosis.
The frs. open air school in the United
States was established on January /,
1907, by the board of education of
Providence, r. l., at the instance OF
Dr. Ellen A. Stone. The next school
was Established in May of the same
year at Pittsburg, and the third at
Boston in July, 1908. According to
the reports received by the national
association, the result Of the open air
class-work has been to restore most
Of the children to normal health and
efficiency. One of these open air
schools or classes should be estab-
lished 'or each $4,000 population. es.
pecially In cities.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Jobnson and IN. smar. chlIdren.

Full of indignation against such par
snts as delight TO produce their young
ones early into the talking world, Sam
uel Johnson gave a good deal of pain,
by refusing to hear the verses the chill
drcu could reciie. or the songs they
could sing. One friend told him that
oils two sons should repeat Groy's
Elegy to him alternately, that he
might Judge who mad the happiest ca
ienCe
NO, pray, sir" said he "let the
dears both speak at once"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

dt Is suggested that bachelors shall be
compelled by law TO enttle themselves
Master" and when married they may
oe known as "Mister')
rhe Henpecks sat one evening-the days
hard tasks were done.
Henpeck removed the apron from his
vest.
He'd Strengthened up the table, washed
the dishes one by one
And now he settled down 10 have rest
He waited for the paper, which Mrs. Hen
peck read:
She reached some news that filed her
with delight
Call bachelors all Master; the proper
plan" she said.
And Henpeck. nodding sagely. vowed.
That's right"
The men" said Mrs. Henpeck, too long
have had full sway,
And bachelors must be Identified;
SO long as they're unmarried, tax they
ought to pay
And sign their names 10 show their
class. beside"
rhen Henpeck kept on darnng the socks,
TO pass the while.
And, leaning down to get better light.
Or possibly to keep her from noticing his
smile,
lie said, with meek expression; yes.
that's right"
Then Henpeck sought the kitchen. and
set the bread TO rise
And put the oatmeal properly 10 soak
And while he did his duty he unused
between his sighs.
~ only hope she doesn't see the Joke"
She called 10 him. serenoly: Dear, are
the windows locked?
And have you go, things cleared of for
the nlght?"
Tie came and took the paper. and, Mis-
teri" then he mocked-
But very soto yoce- We'll that's
right"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
EATS WHAT HE LIKES
AFTER TAKING FREE SAMPLE

Pepsin and Is now cured. Hundreds of
others would gladly testify.
II is guaranteed cure for Indigestion
constipation, biliousness. headaches. gaa
on the stomach and similar complaints
bottle can be had at any drug store
for ifty cents or dollar, but II YOU wish
to make test OF Il first send your ad.
dress TO Dr Caldwell and he will supply
n free sample bottle sent direct 20 your
address You will soon admit that YOU
have found something to replace Salts
cathartics. breath perfumes and other
temporary rellefs. Syrup Pepsin will cure
your permanently.
For the free sample address DR.. W II.
Caldwell. col Caldwell building. Month
cello, Ill.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Household Remedy
Taken in the Spring for Years.

Ralph Rust, Willis, Mich, writesf
Hoods sarsaparila has been a house.
hold remedy in our home as long as |
can remember ] have taken it IN the
spring for several years. II has. no
equal for cleansing the blood and ex-
peling the humors that accumulate dur
ing the winter Being a farmer and exc
posed to bad weather, my system is often
affected, and | often take Hoods sarsa~
paria with good results" II
Hoods Sarsaparilla is Peculiar TO ITSELF
There is no "iust a. good
Get il today in usual liquid form OF
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

According TO statements made the
other day by DR.. Grenfell Of Labrador
he Cinderella of British possessions
has a brilliant future before It. DR..
Grenfell, who has lived twenty years
in that snowy country, says that in
days to come It will carry a popula-
ton as easily as Norway does today.
II is. he says, a better country than
Iceland. and to be greatly preferred
TO Lapland, Finland, Siberia and
northern Alaska.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

II will be welcome news to dyspepics
TO learn of remedy that In the opinion
OF thousands, is an absolute cure for in
digestion and all forms Of stomach trou-
BILE. and better still. II is guaranteed to
do so. The remedy is Dr. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsln.
We all know the value OF pure pepsin
In indigestion, and add 10 this some eX-
ceptioual laxative ingredients and you
have a truly wonderful remedy. Mr. T.
w. Worthy Of Forsythe. Ga. got to the
point where he could not even eat or d.
gest vegetables and after many years of
seeking he found the cure In Dr. Cald
wells Syrup Pepsin Mr.. Rudy Kasner OF
Moline. Ill., was I'm the same bad pre-
dicamcnt with his stomach. took Syrup
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for advice, In
o short time l had gained my average
weight and am now strong and WE'LL"
Mrs. SALLIE STEVENS, II. i. d., No.
3, Box 81, Waurika, Okla.
Another Grateful Woman.
Huntington, Mass.-"I was in ner.
vous, run down condition and for three
years could find no help.
ri owe my present good health to
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Blood Purifier which ! be-
iieve saved my life.
my doctor knows what helped me
and does not say one word against it."
Mrs. MARI JANETTE BATES, Box
1874, Huntington, Mass.
Because your case is difficult one,
doctors having done you no good, do
mob continue to suffer without giving
Lydia Il. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound q trial. 1t surely has cured
many cases of female ills, such as in
hammation, liberation, displacements,
fbroid tumors, irregularities, periodic
pains backache, that bearing-down
feeling, and nervous prostration.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Willinu to Make an Effort.

On a large estate in the Scottish
highlands II was the custom for
piper to play in front OF the house
every week day morning to awaken
the residents. After an overconviv-
ial Saturday night, however, the piper
forgot the day and began his reveille
lcan 1t he played on the pipesD on
Sunday morning. The angry master
shouted TO him from the bedroom win
dow; Here, do you not know the
Fourth commandment" And the piper
tturdily replied; Nae, sir, but ven
--hic-w whustle it l'll--hic-try It, SIR.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
FROM THE
STATE CAPITAL
Information and Gossip al
Harrisburg.
D0lNGS OF THE LEGISLATURE.
Brief Mention Of Matters as They
Occur at the State Capital
Official and Other
wise.
DOINGS OF THE LEGISLATURE.
State to Fight MIne Fire.


The joint Legislative Commission
appointed to make an investigation
of the mine fire which has been
burning beneath Carbondale for sew.
en- or eight years, filed its report
with the Legislature and recon.
mends that the State take imme.
diate control of the situation and
that an Appropriation of 100000
be made for the purpose of extin.
gushing the fire. The commission
finds that the continuance of the fire
is dangerous to the community and
that the State Department OF Mines
should be given authority and
means to proceed Immediately tc
either confine the fire or extlngulsh
1t and that the Attorney General sue
the owners of the tract for the cost
OF putting out the fire. The report
OF the commission critlcises the own.
ers OF the property known as the
Watts-Scurry tract for a disposition
TO allow the fire to burn out and for
failure to furnish specific informa.
tion to assist the commission in IN
investigation, Accompanying the re.
port is statement by Chief of Mines
James Il. Roderick in which he says
the only way the fire can be con.
trolled is by digging a channel
around it. Thirty-two private prop.
critics with an estimated value OF
S55,OOO would have to be condemned
to bring this about and the work
would cost about $4,000. A bill
to appropriate 100000 to start the
work of conhning the Are was pre-.
sented in each House Immediately
after the report was read
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
COOK OUTDID THE SCHOLAR
Msybe Sign Was Not All Good Latin,
but She Translated II Without
Difficulty.

Jack returned home from college.
where he had won high honors as a
student Of ancient languages, but he
pleaded ignorance one day when his
young sister asked him to translate
a sign she had seen Of an opticians
which read thus: "Con sultu sabo
utys urey es."
Jack struggled manfully with 1t for
several minutes and gave II up.
There are some words in 1t that
are Latin. The others aren't, anyhow.
II doesn't make sense"
THAT is what said' replied his
sister. But cook translates 1t. with
out any trouble. She says It means
Consult us about your eyes"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
LIFE SAVED BY
FRIENDS ADVICE

About three ysar ago I suffered with
appendicitis and after having an operation
performed it left me with a severe case
OF kidney trouDie. was doctored by sew.
eral physicians api getting no relief took
the advice of friend and procured bot
tie of DR.. Kilmcr's Swamp.Root. After
taking the contents of the first bottle felt
greatly relieved and decided to continue it.
After using the contents of three more dol.
lar bottles, experienced complete cure.
| cannot recommend DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp. Root too highly to anyone suffer-
ing from kidney or bladder trouble.
Yours very truly,
Il. p. HILAM.
Cartersville, Ga.
Sworn TO and subscribed before mo
this July 18th, 1909.
JOS. S. CALHOUN,
Notary Public,
b. Co., Ga.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Cash for RittcryiIIc Job,

The bill to provide the $47S,O00
which the Rittersville Commission
told Governor Tener was necessary
to complete the buildings, was pre-.
sented in the House by Chairman
Woodward, of the House Approprla-
tions Committee. The bill carries
the sum former Governor Stuart cut
out of the appropriation, and says
the money is for the purpose of car
rying out the provisions of the act
to erect the buildings.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Bills Passed in House and Senate

Bills Passed i'm House and Senate.
The State Senate passed House
bill making it a misdemeanor for
any proprietor, manager or employed
of theater or other public place OF
amusement to discriminate against
any person wearing the uniform Of
the United States, The penalty is
fine not exceeding $500 or inn
prisonment not exceeding one year,
Authorizing cities and boroughs to
enact ordinances prescribing regula-
tions for mining coal beneath them
to prevent the settling or caving IN
OF the surface.
Authorizing the State to build
bridges over any river not more than
1000 feet and not less than 500 feet
wide at localities not less than ten
miles distant from the nearest pub
lie bridge over the same river in
counties where the indebtedness in
creased by the cost of such bridge
would exceed the limitation of two
per cent of their assessed valuation.
Appropriating $4,000 for the
purchase Of land for rife range or
land for permanent camping ground
for division encampment or for per-
manent camping ground for three
separate brigade encampments
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
DIpIomacy,

we must give up the open-door
policy, am afraid" says the first dip
lomat.
And Why" demands the second
The Ambassador from Kishwoo
will not agree to our plans, and you
know the whole open door idea hinges
upon his decision"
Hinges on it, does it?" asks the
second one. Hinges on Il? Tell you
what Wen do. Wen make II a sliding
door See?"
Thus was shirt sleeved statecraft
given another great impetus.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

Ed GEERS. "The grand old man." he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. lie says: ~ have used
SPOHN'S DlSTEMPER CURE for u
years. always with best success II is the
only remedy ! know to cure all forms OF
astemper and prevent horses IN same sta
BILE having the disease" SOC and 81 a bot
tie, All druggists, or manufacturers Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists. Goshen. Ind.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Just for Spite.

"She seems to be woman Of excep
tionally unpleasant disposition" OBJ
serves the newcomer. referring to an
absent one.
Unpleasant disposition echoes
the native. why. did you never hear
Of what she did to cause heartburn
ings among her acquaintances? She
announced a big dinner and ball for
certain evening, and then never in
yited a soul to it
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Hotels Seeking Hearing,

The Philadelphia Hotel Associa,
ton, through Thomas c. Leslie, its
secretary, complained to the State
Railroad Commission that an i'm.
preston had been given that the
hotels made money on their tele-
phone service. The hotels. it was set
forth, lose money by reason of tele.
phones. hearing is desired to give
the commission a correct idea OF the
business.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Solely 70 Rlap,s

Diner-Who is that singing so dread.
fully out of tune?
Restaurant Proprietor-It is my
wife
pner - Perhaps the accompanist
plays out of tune.
X P,-She is accompanying herself
London Opinion.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Blnndless Battles.

What We want" said the peace
promoter, is system that will per
nit candid discussion to take the
place of actual conflict"
Don't you think" inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page,
that our professional pugilists have
come pretty near solving the prob
LEM"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
A Mere Tyro.

You are flirting terribly; do not
like IT," said the indignant wife.
But. my DEAR" begged the poor
husband, you must be lenient witt
me. Remember. this Is my first at
tempt at flirting. I'll do better as )
get in practice"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES

me sire smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease the
,ntseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes II
makes tight or new shoes feel easy; gives Instant
relief 10 corns and bunons. This Is an easy test
sprinkle Aliens Foot Ease In one shoe and not In
.he other and notice the difference. Sold everywhere
Nc. Don't accept any substitute For FREE trial
package, address Allen Z Olmsted Leroy, ~ Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

q nd so nervous /
could Dot do any
thing. The doctors
treated me for diff
ferent things but
did me no good. |
got SO bad that |
could not sleep day
or night. While in
this condition ! read
Of Lydia i. Pink,
hams V Vege ia ble
G o m pound, and
began its usp and
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
OF COURSE.

The Maglstrate-You say you didn't
know the pistol was loaded, yet the
dealer who sold It TO you says you did
not pay for II.
7risoncr-Whats that got to do with
it?
The lgistrate-Well, II you didn't
pay for It, then the dealer must have
charged Il for you.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Knew Her Limitations.

Wouldn't you like to drive for a
little while, Mollie?"
Mercy, no! Why, can't drive
horse any better than | can drive
tack"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
/. rusty nail cut is very apt to do So
Hamlins Wizard oil used at once draws
nut all infection and makes blood poison
irnpOssihlc
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
The lanoranee Of Casey.

Casey Phwat kind av horse is a
cob?
Mulligan-Its wan thot's been
raised ntoirly on corn. ye ignoramus.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

in New York City. Best features Of coun-
try and city life Out-of-door sports on
school park Of IS acres near the Hudson
River Academic Course Primary Classic
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Writs
for catalogue and terms
Ms gss and Mss yh,u Rhti.k h,HB, near lSjH St, naLhL
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

If girl has grown up brother she
acquires pretty fair knowledge OF
men without having to pass through
the agonies of matrimony.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
The Point Of View.

Il notice that you have given L..
the fight for a cleaner city. You used
TO be one OF the leaders in the oppo-
sitlon to the smoke nuisance"
Yes I've come to the conclusion
that smoke cannot be abolished. It's
useless to keep harping on the Ques
ton"
by the way, what business are YOU
IN now"
"Oh, I've quit working for a salary.
An uncle Of mine left me a valuable
interest In one OF our biggest ma
chine shops"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Letter to
nr. kilmsr a Ga.
hlnzhanian. " Y.
Prove What Swamp.Root WIN Do For You

TIUNt WHd1 oNdHP-INUVI VIII UU TVI IVu
Send to DR.. Nilmcr 4 Co.. Bingham.
ton, y. y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You viii also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and onedollar.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

Who so negects learning in his
youth loses the past and is dead for
the future. .-Euripides.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. II is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor.
ite family laxative.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

To keep the blood pure and the skin
ilear drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, over.
comes constipation and is ideally suited TO
tone up the system in the Spring
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

To enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea
it cures constipation and regulates the
liver and kidneys.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Justified.

Wagge-Why did Henpeck leave
the church?
Jaggs Somebody told him mar
riages were made In heaven. Judge,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
For coins and GRIP

Hicks CAPuDISE Ia the best remedy--re
leves the aching and feverishness--c cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
uquid-ehects Immediately. lOc. 25c., and 5Oc
At drug stores.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

There is nothing so easy but that It
becomes difficult when you do 1t with
reluctance-Terence.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Not Possible.

"Is there good parting scene in
that play?"
mo; the heros bald
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

It's a. waste OF the other fellows
time when you talk foolish.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

II YOU move to another fiat this
spring you will have to get used to a
new set of noises and neighbors
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
Lack Of Horse Sense.

pa. hal" laughed the philosophical
man. after his horse had thrown him.
IT'S a good joke on you, You are run
ming to Greenville, and am going to
Jonesboro."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

It is not necessarily true that the
worst Is yet to come
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
AFTER
I YEARS
SUFFERING
| Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Waurika, Okla.-"I had female trou-
bles for seven years, was all run down.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

To be conscious that you are ignor-
ant is great step to knowledge -
Dsraeli.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

Garfield Tea. invaluable in the treat
mcnt Of liver and kidney diseases.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

No man becomes jailbrd just Tor
a lark
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27

Mrs wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
tcrthing, sof~ns the gums, reduces innamma.
tion, ailays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottls.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-04-27
What We Are Coming To.

jack thought your landlord
didn't allow children.
Henry-'Sh, We call 1t Fido.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Holbrook news., 1911-09-22
HOUSE TOOK SHARE OF POT
Quiet Little Family Game of Poker "RaIded" by Mother-Winner
 Loses His Stack.

There are five boys in our family, '' said Charles B. Landis, late congress man from Delphi, Ind, to the Wash to the old home for a Christmas din ner with father and mother and our two sisters, for, like the old story in verses, we are seven.
 Last Christmas we were all happy after royal dinner, and the brothers decided to have a quiet little game of poker. Brother Walter. who is best known in Indiana as Happy Jack. had come all the way from Porto Rico, where he holds a government job-he wouldn't be a Landis other wise-and he Is known as the best poker player in Indiana; that is, in the little family game. Well, as usual, Happy Jack was gathering in the shekels, and had about eleven good American iron dollars stacked on his corner of the table.
 Suddenly the door opened and in walked mother We were all stunned and silent that the good woman should catch us, and no one spoke. Mother broke the silence, however, when she walked up to Happy Jacks side and picked up the money. T will just save this for our next Christ mas dinner said mother, as she care fully gathered in the coin and left the room smiling, and adding no further comment There was another spell of silence as we heard her re- treating footsteps, but you know h. diana politicians are a resourcefuI people, and we were not long dis mayed"