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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-10-17

ne Ger. Of said forty, thence S
600 r at to starting point,
theu-5 W to west line of said
fCrtf, thence to line of
land desc. in vol. 70, page 252,
thence to point due of
the starting point. thence n
to the place of beginning, re-
assessed for 1e07-1906- 5oS|
!SereRh Ward.
]. p. Werle's First AdditE Ha to
Park Addition.
Lot ., blk IL So Lot 5, blES IL 50
]. NJ. Smiths Add't<sn.
Lot 4, blk ? % oS
Wis. Valley Land Co. S Second
Addition.
Lot s, blk 10 Lot !, blk : 45
Hildensperger & Brands Addition.
Lot 5, blk l %
That part of lot ., deSc. in Of
fee of Reg. of Deeds IN vol.
10l of deeds, page 81, sec 50.
T. -, r. 81 90
Eighth Ward.
Kiefer, Miller s. Ringle's Addition.
Lot /, blk a 443 Lot > blk Z 9 90
Lot 5, blk Z 200 Lot A. blk I 9 90
Dunbar & Browns RiveTyiew ADD.
Lot ?, blk 10 81
NintS Hasd-
A. Warren Jr.'s West. Addition.
~ lots and 10, blk 8 60
Lot 5, blk 5 p sc
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~
TOaCn Of Johnson.
T. 20, R. 3
WI sw IL 81 SO
To1on of RIB Falls
T. %, r. 5
WI sw 6 % 81
TO,Cn Of Stetti1a.
T. 20, r. 6
sW ne "a 7 So
NV Sc "A II SO
T0aon Of WdatSau.
T. %, r. 8
W 10 A. of e.
80 A. Sc ne,
vol. 81, p.
173, S. 80 O8
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Torn OF Hoton.

T. 20, r. 2
PIT sw4, vol. 100.
D. 81. S. 81 20 Is
A piece of land
DIES. as follows:
com. at a point
399 IT. e. and 80
#, n. of the sw
cor. of the n go
IT. of the sw4 of
S. 81. L. %, X. q
e., then runn'g
e. parallel with
the south sec.
line of said sec
to the intersec.
of the e. bound
airy line of said
I section line,
thence running
n. on said ! sec.
line $50 it.,
thence running
west to a point
300 #. q. from
the W. bo'nd'ry
line of sec -,
them running
S. parallel with
the W. sec. line
of said sec. $50
IT. to the place
Of hnarintafnn OF IN
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IOlUn of Frdnzen.

T. Of Eau Pleine.
l acre of land COM
mencing at the Sc
corner of SCI of SCI
of 5. 5, II. q. II.
3, as DIES. i'm Reg. of
Deeds office. vol. "a,
p. 3l6, sec. 5, L. %, X.
j. AN att that part of t the ie
wa of nw4 of ).
10. T. %. Il. 3 F., W
of Il. Il. track as des.
in Reg. OF Deeds Office
vol. 81, y. $50, ;. 10, L.
"a. X. 3. amt 293
Totc1a Of Cleveland
T. %, R.
NV Sw 10 II 90
ne Sc IL % IS
vi, of StratfOrd.
lot Z. blk 10 3@
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T00n IF EdstOn.

4olon Of Bern.
It. 80, R. 3
nj Sw 10 IA Is
ST sw 10 Ia 10
Toaon Of Halsey.
T. 30, r. 4
ne ne 13 10 81
NV ne 50 IA O3
sw ne IS Is IS
To,on of TeraS.
T. 80, r. 8
sw sw 10 II 03
ne NV II Is 81
To,on Of He,oitt.
II. 80, r. 8
Sc Sc u 10 So
ne ne 13 10 60
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
BRIGHTER DAYS COMING.


replaced the the fall of that
down. the who of he
would
election
would
still
will it, The denied
A of the
of will
witness
natural its
direction enthusiasm
mat
In
$ o
business
and
When
Of
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
The Evening Chit-Chat


/ wish you people who write and
ask me questions, the answer to
which could only be of very limited
interest. would sign your names. thus
giving me a chance to answer you by
private letter instead of expecting
the answer in the column. You see
my column is my open letter to many
thousands of people, and ! do not
feel that l ought to take up the space
with matters that will only interest
one person, or at best, very few peo-
pie.
Please do not be afraid to sign
your names. whatever you write,
have never published a name, and I
never will without the owners ex-
press permission
1 cannot close any talk with my
letter friends and acquaintances with
10 tszs- -.sar felix's wiz have sent me
| words of appreciation and cheer and
F, constructive criticism.
Dear friends. do you know my
heart just aches with happiness some
time to think there are such kind peo-
pie in the world, and that fate should
have brought me In touch with them.
when I so little deserve that wonderful
! good fortune.
That you should think such kind
things to yourselves would be sweet
enough of you. but that you should act
ually take the time and make the ef-
fort to put them on paper and send
them to met is wonderful.
! thank you.
often say from the bottom of my
heart, God bless you and prosper you
as you deserve" Many others gladden.
your lives with the word of apprecia-
ton and announcement spoken at the
right moment. as you have mine.
! RUTH CAMERON.
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small shack on the shore of Pike lake.
is dead. His body was found at the
bottom of a stairway under circum-
stances that have caused the police to
start an investigation on the theory
that he was murdered.
The police records show that Evans
was arrested more than one thousand
times for intoxication or disorderly
conduct. He spent more than half of
the last twenty-five years serving sent
ences in jail and his misconduct was
always described as drunkenness or
disorder that followed his sprees
Herring CASES COMMENCED.
Mrs Florence NJ. Herring, divorced
wife OF Frank H. Herring. of South
Bend, former national president of the
Fraternal Order of Eagles. who seeks
500. 900 damages IN two suits against
Herring and his second wife. and at
torneys and Pinkerton detectives in his
employ, has carried the case into the
Illinois courts and asks $4,000 dam
ages more in another suit. Four cases
have now been filed, involving total
damages of 100000.
All the cases grow ont of the al
legged alienation of the affections of Mr..
Herring by Mrs. Clarabel o. Herring. his
present wife. After the original suit
had been filed in court here, it is al
legged 1t was dismissed through con-
spiracy. New suits for $780, 900 dam
ages were then brought and a fourth
has now been filed in Chicago.
| Earl Rogers. of Los Angeles, an at
torney, and Edward Hirsch, Baltimore
Md. a labor leader, are joint defend
ants with Herring in the series of cases
The two cases in court at South Bend
were taken up yesterday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
VOICE OF
A THE ~
p e O p l. e
NO BLUE Laws FOR KEENAN,.
East Chicago, Ind. May 25


Editor TIMEs.-The writer notes
with mingled feelings OF amusement
and establishment the rawlings of an
anonymous contributor in your Voice
of the Peoples Column Tuesday. The
gentleman who speaks SO discourag-
ing1y of the enthusiasm of our young
men over the victories of a winning
ball team was probably suffering from
acute indigestion or toothache. There
are many other fanatics in our little
city beside ball fanatics as will be evil
dent to all who perused the aforemen-
toned letter. It was only last sum-
mer that he and others of his like be-
moned the fact that We had no civic
pride or cohesion and that nothing
could ever be done here because there
was no enthusiasm or boosting spirit.
Now though we have such rigid OBJ
servance of the sabbath that our sa-
looms are kept closed on that day, he
would not be satisfied without the Blue
Laws and send US back to the stocks
where the loud talker or scold of early
America was put to mediate his mis-
deeds.
| The writer was frank enough to
state that he Is a young man, wholly
unnecessary statement for there is not
an old or middle aged man who did not
smile at the demonstration and whose
thoughts did not go back to the good
| old days before the great American
game was commercialized and the boys
and girls too went to games to cheer
for the home team whom they al
knew as neighbors and the pride OF
their homes.
/ Such Puritanical ideas are wrong ant
Inonsensical as one can see from Amcri-
can history. 1t is said of the sturdy
| Puritans that they objected to bear
/ batting not from S. p. c. A. motives OF
i the pain caused the bear but for the
! pleasure 1t gave the spectators. Any
one who is such a recluse and objects
to clean honest cheering and tin horns
blowing should clothe himself il
sackcloth and ashes move to the deser
where cactus and prickly pear woult
suit him for couch and the onl,
noise would be at nfght-the coyote
cry, which by the way is about a
mournful as that of the one who sign
: ed himself East Chicago to Tuesday
article. His next move is successful Il
eliminating all rioting and celebratin,
would be to lock up the Town Pump.
Yours respectfully,
JOHN J. KEENAN,.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

VIII you please write and tell me
whether 1t is customary to acknowl-
edge Valentine postcards? I do not
know, and I am so anxious to do the
courteous thing
So young person wrote to me few
weeks ago.
1 answered her to the best of my
ability. but l confess / could not help
smiling at that last sentence. You see
1T didn't seem possible to me that any
one who was really so anxious to do
the courteous thing" could have writ
ten asking a favor without enclosing
stamp. to say nothing of self-ad-
dressed envelope.
She has many brothers and sis
tiers in this lack of courtesy. Almost
daily some epistle comes to me ask
ing help or information or advice,
and emitting to do the decent thing
by supplying me with the vehfcis in
which to send what is wanted.
1t seems to me rather like going
over to borrow something of a neigh
Dor. and not only expecting her to
supply the moiasses and milk. but
nonchaiantly announcing that you
| didn't see fit to bring a cup and that
she will have to supply that, too.
! Only in the case of stamp. it is 6
| gift, not loan, that's asked.
| Yes, 1 know cents is very little
matter.
/ But a hundred cents is more. and
| a thousand cents means q good dea
| to most OF us.
Incidently you might be interested t.
| know that 1 do not supply the stamps
SO that my protest is quite an imper-
| sonal one.
| And now, while I'm talking to m,
| correspondents, I might well say on,
or two things which have been on m,
| mind for some time
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
The Day in
HIS Y
''rHIs DATE IN HISTORY.

May rs.
iisf-The convention of delegates
from the States met a PHILADELPHIA
and organized
lfso-Tennessee Territory established.
1sos-halph Waldo Emerson. famous
writer, born In Boston. Died in
Concord. Mass. April 81. 1882
lslY-Fraill Green, noted scientist of
ehis day. born in Easton, a. Died
there April %, 1897.
lS3o-Bishop Henry c. Potter, of the
Protestant Episcopal diocese Of
New York. born in schenectady. ~
Y. Died in Cooperstown, N Y,
July 81. 1908.
1s43-The Tooth anniversary OF the
American Philosophical Society,
founded by Benjamin Franklin.
celebrated in Philadelphia.
1s45-Sir John Franklin sailed on his
last expedition to the Arctic.
1s46-Loufs Napoleon escaped from the
Fortress at Ham.
1S62-Union army under Gen Banks de-
feated at Winchester and driven
across the Potomac.
1STo-A Fenian incursion into the east
ern township of Quebec took place
but was speedily repulsed by local
forces.
1Ss2-Marquis of Lorne founded the
Canadian Society for the Advance
ment of Literature and Science.
1s99--Emilio CASTELAR,, who was once
dictator of Spain. died. Born Sept s
1882.
1so1-Norwegian parliament conferred
the franchise on women tax-pay-
ers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
"THIs IS MN 10Th BIRTHDAY
Frederic A. Lucas.

pFcuGrlc -. LueHA-
DIR. Frederic A. Lucas A. who has
been appointed director of the Ameri-
can Museum of Natural History in New
York city, was born in Plymouth,
Mass, May 20, 1852. and educated in
the public schools of that city. At the
age of nineteen he entered Wards Nat
ural Science Establishment in
Rochester. commercial museum for
the preparation of natural history OBJ
jects of all kinds. Here he acquired
his first practical training In the prepa-
ration of natural history speciments.
In 1882 DR.. Lucas was called to the
United States National Museum as
psychologist He was gradually pro-
NOTED. until in 1898 he was appointed
curator of the department OF compare
tive anatomy. and in 1901 acting cura-
tor of the section of vertebrate fossil
ble- In 1902 he was placed in charge
of all the exhibits of the department Of
biology. His admirable work and long
experience in museum methods Of
| preparation and exhibition, as well a,
his growing reputation as an investi
gator and writer. led to his selection
as curator in chief OF the Brooklyn In
stitute of Arts and Sciences, which po
sition he has held since 1904.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
INTERSTATE COMPANY NO CHANCE.

the lowest
dero the system
the
absolutely ridiculous
WILMA lis
spotlight
deal.t is
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
DAILY FASHION HINT.

Nothing could be more simple than this
little froek and IL has one great advan-
age for warm weather tn that number
OF them may be made in a day ana me
child thus have always a change at hand
Little material and no labor OF any ac-
count are Involved in the making.
The small sleeve ~ cut in one with the
BODY of the dress. The yoke is cut out
in square outline, which is trimmed with
insertion and this also marks the edge
of the closing the left hand side in
front.
There liz very little fulness in the dress
and a belt OF the material or OF leather
may hold this In place.
The pattern. $40. 10 cut in sizes 2 to
years. Medium size requires IA yards
IS inch material. with shs yards of in
sertion.
The above pattern be obtained by
sending ten cents to the Office Of this
paper.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
REMOVE THE SOURCE OF THE EVIL.


of
of
lawlessness
difference
Gary
be
the
bewaing
riddine
world
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
Plays and Players

THE Quaker Girl" one of George
Edwardes' recent London successes may
be seen in the United States under the
management of Frank Mckee the COM
ing season.
Marie Tempest is to change the name
of her new play from The Bill Top
pers" to THE Star Turn" which means
the same thing, and pleases the London
philologists better.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
r A N DO NJ
THINGS AND FILINGS

1 lIlhlNAo AMI TLllN1o / 4
WHEN Mayor Knots breaches a
sermon on civic purity, all that is ne
cessary is to simply say CUFF"
a.
ANOTHER argument against the !
shirt waist. A man stole one for his !
sweetheart yesterday in Chicago.
SUPPOSE that the high cost of
graduating Is being discussed with |
some fervor in the family circle.
ALSO need computing machine to
take care of the number of times some
people around here get in trouble.
-
CHILD was horn in an automobile
the other day. Now there is nothing
left for the stork but the aeroplane.
| THE esteemed Jasper County Dem
| ocrat goes a step farther and says that
Eugene Purtelle is simply bughouse.
| DOUBTLESS If Mr. LaFollette were
only to put little ice on his head it
would be much cooler in Washington.
| WHAT has become of all the news
papers who started out CALAMITY i'm
bued with the simplified spelling idea.
1T is pointed about that absolute
independence in this world is eating
young onions whenever your heart de-
sires.
1T won't pay for any director of
the H. A. A. to go off half-cocked over
prize-ighting, nor stir up any trouble
over it.
IF you can guess the ultimate out
come of the Mexican trouble, you will
be able to get a job as weather
prophet.
THE great trouble with the aero
plane is that it has no muller cut out
and the noisy driver will feel lost
without it.
/ BOSTON teachers say that cost OF
living is higher for them than for
men teachers. Why don't they trot
: double then?
II
) Knots to Gary, it is remarkable that
!. the people thereof have allowed hin
to cost so much
o GOVERNOR Marshall is the bes
o little proclamation writer that evel
came down the stone road. We viii
Icheerfully admit that
e
DON'T need to go fishing. All vol
have to do since the rain came, is t.
# sit out on the back porch and wait TO
. a bite-mosquito bite.
-
YOU never see a man who will no
s loudly proclaim that he knows how t
|
/" there are who do it.
-
PHYSICIAN says that whiskey i
O. the only remedy for the tarantula bite
t. AS an exchange says this is going t
It, boom the banana trade.
81 -
BILL has been proposed which prt
moters actually have the temerity t
&c suggest that foodstuffs be put only
lie cold storage for few months.
"a LONDON editor says that America
newspapers make him SILVER. AS Lol
- don newspaper give American editor
We the Jim pans, the entente cordiale
p- thereby preserved.
nd
Popular Actress
Il Now in Chicago
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25
Up and Down in
IN D A N A
FEELS GIANT POPULAR TREE.

FEELS GIANT POPULAR TREE.
James L. Barley, a timber dealer for
forty years, hauled to Marion from
near Mt Etna, Huntington county, the
largest popular tree he ever bought.
The tree was drawn on six wagons. five
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

ARE you READING THE rIMEss
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

WHEN Mayor Knots breaches a
sermon on civic purity, all that is me-
cessary is to simply say gulf"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

LONDON editor says that American
don newspaper give American editors
the Jim pans, the entente cordiale is
thereby preserved.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

BILL has been proposed which pro
moters actually have the temerity tc
suggest that foodstuffs be put only in
cold storage for few months.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

1T won't pay for any director of
the H. A. A. to go off half-cocked over
prize-fighting, nor stir up any trouble
over 1t.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

ANOTHER argument against the
shirt waist. A man stole one for his
sweetheart yesterday In Chicago.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

News comes from Lisbon that tho
Royal.sts have completed their prep
arations for a general uprising. the
object Of which is to regain the
throne for King Manuel, who is still
IN England with his mother. Since
republic was proclaimed condi-
tons amounting almost to anarchy
have arisen.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

IT is pointed about that absolute
independence in this world is eating
young onions whenever your heart de
sires.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

DOUBTLESS If Mr. LaFollette were
would be much cooler in Washington.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

WHAT has become of all the news
papers who started out CALAMITY i'm
bued with the simplified spelling idea.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

PHYSICIAN says that whiskey is
the only remedy for the tarantula bite.
AS an exchange says this is going to
boom the banana trade
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

IF you can guess the ultimate out
come of the Mexican trouble, you will
be able to get a job as weather
prophet.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-25

warsaw, who was once wealthy but
has for many years lived alone in a
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11
Earthquake Taxes.

the road in an auto. For a few ser
onds I imagined all sorts of thin:,,
and the way the ground shook an
heaved and that old auto stood up On
its hind legs was truly bewilder.l%,.
It ran into a soft bank Of earth ard
stood still, and though things clLi-
tered and clashed around us no ono
was hurt. We were close to the Co.'S
tage of peasant and he and his We
came running out and fell on tn .
knees to pray. When the dust h,,l
settled the man came up to me to 81.
: LIT is an earthquake. is 1t lot.
Senor?'"
cit u.s."
but 1t is passed p"
"''I think so.'"
"'But they will tax us for 1t, OF
course. Nothing can escape taxes!
"And had been in the country lons
enough to know that his fears were
not altogether groundless. When you
tax u grade, coffin and a headstonc.
you are getting pretty near to taxing
the people for earthquakes"
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11
Not Up=to=date.

- ATHER," said Johnny. you told
me awhile ago that I ought
to be we'll posted in the history
Of my country and in that Of others"
Eyes, my son.
yesterday I looked through the
history of England and found it way
behind the times"
Indeed! Why can scarcely credit
that!"
''And today found the same fault
with America. Neither had word Of
great event."
'tYou must have read carelessly."
mo, I was very particular"
"But what was it,"
about Papke knocking out the
British champion middlewetght and
thereby becoming champion of the
world!'
The father had t. agree that his
tory was not up to date.
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11

- LAWYER who sat in his office
chair,
y Engaged in a case to be fought;
Struck hard at q fly and thus did ex-
claim:
This weather's most legally hot!"
A banker reclined on his office couch,
And thought Of the bonds he had
bought;
And he ordered f1zz, and said as he
sipped:
''This summers financially hot"
A doctor came in from his daily
rounds,
And with him some weather he
brought; ....'r
And he took off his coat and hung up
his hat,
And said "'twas incidentally hot"
A lady she sat in her gilded salon,
And OF thinks she hadn't naught:
Except for to fan, and lisp as she
famed:
1T strikes me unconsciously hot"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11

q very nice place."
''Then It's business that calls you
back?"
'Well, no. You see, miss some
thing! All day yesterday there were
no fire alarms, no murders, no one
run over, no arrests. Last night there
was no whooping, no theatres, no Pic
ture shows, no dances, no hoodluns.
No daily paper this morning to read
~ = s,,icida or double murder"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11

- HE man who had been telling his
friends for months and months
~ how glad he would be to get out
into the country for two or three
weeks, had put in day and night
at a quiet farmhouse when he aston
ished his host by saying that he
guessed he would go back to town!
But have you any cause for COM
plant" was asked.
mot against you. This seems to be
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11
He MISSED SOMETHING.

"And you must have such things?"
asked the farmer.
why, man alive, this Is q cemetery!
The watermelon peddlers don't yell
there isn't saloon within five
miles-there isn't child to be kid
mapped or tenement to be blown
up. Let me 60 back where can take
comfort. and the matter Of health be
burned"
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11
FOR HER SAKE.

Harold-so you quit smoking be-
cause she asked you to?
Horace-Yes.
Harold-And then?
Horace-Then she went walking
with a man who smoked pipe be-
cause she said it kept away mosqui-
toes.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11

WAS In Mexico when tho June
earthquake took place." said an
American who has an interest in
q mine down there, land I was out on
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11
How 1t Affects Them.

A man who wasn't afraid to speak out,
And cared not copper II caught:
Wiped the sweat from his brow and
feelingly yelled:
"Oh, Moses, it's ! and its's hot.
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-07-11
CORRECTED.

The Colonel-Majah. I'll bet I've
sweat no less than seventeen gallons!
The Major-Begging your pardon.
gentleman don't sweat; they perspire.
Horses sweat.
The Colonel-Well, then, by CAD.
sub, I'm boss!