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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
Needed Assistance

A poor old cast-down hobo started
to knock the paint off of back door
the other morning, and when he tear
fully told the lady who appeared that
he had sick wife at home and q
dozen hungry kids, she gave him q
couple of homemade biscuits. Daintily
the hobo handled them, and once
nsore he glanced up wistfully.
What's the matter" Indignantly
demanded the housewife, aren't you
satisfied with the biscuits?"
Yes, dear lady" replied the tramp
full one, but thought perhaps you
would be so kind as to loan me a nut
cracker for few minutes"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
SKIN TORTURED BABIES
SLEEP AND MOTHERS REST

A warm bath with Cuticura Soap,
followed by a gentle amounting with
Cuticura ointment, is generally suffi-
cient to afford immediate comfort in
the most distressing forms of itching,
burning and scaly eczemas, rashes, IT.
ritations and inflammations Of in
fants and children, permit sleep for
child and rest for parent, and point to
permanent relief, when other methods
fail. Peace falls upon distracted
households when these pure, sweet
and gentle emollients enter. No other
treatment costs so little and does SO
much for skin sufferers, from infancy
to age, Send to Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp, Boston, for free 32-page book on
the care and treatment of skin and
scalp troubles.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

He was a man with glazing eyes. his
brow was broad and high;
He asked you questions without ever
waiting a reply;
He shook his finger solemnly. then
grasped your coat lapel
And said zone moment will suffice for
what 1 have to tell
You'll pay less for the things you eat and
for the clothes you wear. II
You listen while / make 1t plain. l un-
derstand the tariff"
He told us things about free hides with
which there went the tale.
He argued that the cotton should be car
ried by the bale
He howell that shoes should be brought
in, each in its many parts
And argued that oil painting classed
among the Standard arts!
Don't turn away" he begged of us,
you'll get into snare II
You don't let me explain 1t all. I under
stand the tariff"
He knew what ad valorem is and what
is meant by par.
He talked for half day about the price
OF fourspar,
He piled statistics onto facts and theory
on that
10 snow that Panama must live upon the
wobby hat
BE patient he imp'ored, "and you'll moi
have so much to bear II
You wait until tell you all. I under
| stand the tariff"
| He told how he had toiled above tn,
schedules of the bill,
1 How he had studied all of II from pad
ded chairs to pill,
How he had figured the per cent eacl
citizen must pay
On every English biscuit and on every tor
OF hay
Your wife and daughters viii not hav,
to pay SO much for hair II
| You let me show you how IT is under
stand the tariff"
We tried to leave; he held us there ant
would not let us co.
! He talked of differentials and of price,
high and low,
| Until at last we called for help: the Of
ficers then came
And put the gives upon his arms ant
took his age and name:
] He rode away escorted by four doctor.
and the sheriff
Still earnestly asserting that he under
stood the tariff
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
PUDDING Sauces.

A list of pudding sauces is not al.
ways available. Here are few that
will be found easy to prepare and not
expensive.
Golden Sauce.-Rub one-half cup Of
butter to a cream, add half cup OF
light brown sugar and beat until light
and creamy. Beat the yolks of two
eggs, and when ready to serve put the
bowl or pan containing the sugar over
boiling water and stir until it is 9
liquid, then add the eggs, one-eighth
teaspoon of mace, one-half cup Of fruit
juice, and stir until it thickens. Serve
at once and stir before each pouring
Fruit Sauce.-Blend one-half cup OF
butter and cup of sugar, gradually
work in one-half cup Of jelly.
Hard Sauce.-Pour one tablespoon.
full OF boiling water over one-half cur
of butter, stir until creamy, mix in one
cup of granulated sugar. Flavor with
nutmeg or lemon extract or mace.
Serve on orange or lemon cups, Oh
heap in a small dish
Orange sauce.--Grate the rind of ar
orange and squeeze the juice over it
In saucepan mix one cup of sugar
with a fourth Of cup Of flour or hall
as much cornstarch. Pour in pint OF
boiling water and cook ten minutes.
This sauce will keep several days,
The yolk of an egg may be added tc
the sauce just before straining and the
stiff white added after. Lemon or 9th.
er fruits may be used to take the place
of part Of the liquid
Molasses Sauce.-Scald cup of mo
lasses with an ounce of butter and o
tablespoonful of vinegar. Serve hot
with apple dumplings,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
What to Have for supper.

What to Have for Supper.
Ihree-Leaf Clover Rolls.-Make the
dough into three very small biscuit
and bake in buttered muffin pans when
risen
italian Potatoes.-Mix two cups OF
mashed potatoes with a teaspoonful
OF onion juice, one tablespoonful Of
chopped parsley, one egg yolk well
beaten and the whites of four eggs
beaten stir, one-half a cup of grated
cheese and salt and pepper to taste.
Pile lightly in baking dish and bake
brown.
Milk Toast.-Prepare the toast by
drying well before toasting a golden
brown Dip the edges in hot water,
butter well and pour over the follow.
ing white sauce: Melt three table
spoonfuls of butter in sauce pan, add
three tablespoonfuls of -four, salt and
pepper and two cups of milk. Cook
until smooth. then add hard cooked
egg, chopped or put through the
ricer.
Maple Custard.-Beat six eggs
signify, mix carefully with three cups
OF milk, pinch of salt and half cur
OF thick maple strip. Put into cups
and set In pan of water to cook
The custard is sufficiently cooked
when knife thrust into the custart
comes out clean.
Orange Cake.-Cream -fourthi
of cup of butter, add one and {
fourth cups of sugar gradually. theI
the yolks of six eggs we'll beaten
one-half cup of cold water, two ant
a half cups of pastry -four well stirred
with four teaspoonfuls Of baking pow
der. Beat ten minutes
FilIing.-Cook together one egg,
cup of sugar, juice and rind of hal
an orange, teaspoonful of lemol
Juice and two tablespoonfuls of -four
a tablespoonful of butter, all cooke,
until smooth.
Cabbage and Pepper salad.-Cu
crisp, tender cabbage in shreds, add
chopped green pepper and hoile
dressing A few nuts may be adde
to make it more elegant.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
ALk.- IE~,As.xN-.
For the Sins Of Others.

William r. Hearst, who prints news
papers and dabbles in politics, rides
the water wagon constantly.
Not long ago he dropped into one Of
his big newspaper Offices and asked
for the man on whom he relied to run
the paper day In and day out After
some delay, Mr. Hearst was informed
that the gentleman in question was
"off on his vacation"
The newspaper owner then request
ed that the editor next in charge be
sent to him. Again the delay occurred
and, tardily, the information was Civ
en- that this editor was at home. very
ILL.,"
Mr.. Hearst drummed on his desk
with the tips of his fingers several mo
ments end then remarked dryly:
For a man who never touches a
drop to drink, I suffer more from
drunkenness than any man I know
Popular Magazine.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
Just Shoppinq.

A fashionably dressed young wo-
man ent cred the postoffice in a large
western city, hesitated moment, and
stepped up to the stamp window. The
stamp clerk looked up expectantly
and she asked, DO you sell stamps
here?"
The clerk politely answered, YES.
Il would like to see some, please,
was the unusual request
The clerk dazedly handed out @
large sheet of the two-cent variety
which the young woman carefully ex
amined. Pointing to one near the cen
ter, she said, Il will take this one
please. "-Everybody's.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
She Indorsed Il.

Il want to get this check cashed. =
said the fair young matron, appearing
at the window of the paying teller.
Yes, madam. You must indorse IL
though explained the teller.
Why, my husband sent it to me
He Is away on business" she said.
Yes, madam. Just indorse it-sigp
1t on the back SO we will know and
your husband will knew we paid 1t to
you"
She went to the desk against the
wall and N few moments presented
the check triumphantly. having writ
ten on it's back:
Your loving wife, Edith"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
A Prime Cause Of m Health.

A famous physician on being asked
recently what is the chief cause OF i'll
health, replied: Thinking and talk
Ing about 1t all the time This sense
less introspection In which so many
of the rising generation of the nerv,
GUS folk indulge is certainly wearing
them out. When they are not worry.
ing as to whether they sleep too much
or too little. they are fidgeting over
the amount of food they take or the
quantity of exercise necessary for
health. In short they never give
themselves a moments peace"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
EIks EXCURSION TO LOS AN
GELES.

February 4, 1911, Via the Salt Lake
Route.
Tickets on sale at Salt Lake City,
February 4th, only; good returning
until March T.
Via the Salt Lake Route.
For full information, rates. reser-
vations, write A. w. Raybould, Sec
rotary Elks Club, Salt Lake City, Ut.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
There's the Rub

Well" said the optimistic boarder,
there's one thing about our boarding
house; you can eat as much as you
like there"
OF course; same as ours" replied
the pessimistic one, you can eat as
much as you like, but there's never
anything you could possibly like"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
WILLING to Risk II.

Uncle-"My dear boy, it's fact
that the bacilli on paper money have
caused many death before now
Nephew-"Well, uncle, you might
let me have a few notes. I'm very
tired of life. "-Fliegende Batter.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
Her Idea Of Them.

And this" says Colonel Donald Mao
lavish MacTivvyott, showing the
young lady over his home. this is the
bagpipe that has been an heirloom In
my family for two centuries"
How delightfully."- odd!" gushes the
caller. Colonel MacTivvyott. would
you mind filling 1t and lighting 1t to
show me how you smoke it?''
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
can+aIn was Immune.

Don't you ever get homesick. cap
tain?" asked the inquisitive passen-
ger on the ocean liner.
mo: I'm never home long enough
replied the captain.-Memphis News
Scimitar.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
A Happy Man.

81 heard she is to be married. Who
is the happy MANI"
"Her her."-Lippincotts
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
His Last Treat.

Bix-"Quite an appropriate epitaph
the one they put on Boozers tomb
stone"
Dix-'Tndeed! What was it?"
Bix-"This Is on me."-Bostor
Transcript.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

While 1t may be possible for man
to succeed without an education, his
oversight makes lots of extra work
for his stenographer.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

The danger from slight cuts or wounds
is always blood poisoning The immedi
ate application of Hamlins Wizard Oil
makes blood poisoning impossible.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUFNINE."
That is LAXATIVE BRoMO QUlNINE. Look for
the signature of Il. w. GROVE u ed tho World
over To Cure Cold In One Lay &c.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
IKz|'EkRT7gY1E]

HE early savage with his soil.
49, tary bone lived more simply
than we live; but our banquet, with all its
abuses is part of higher living,
Helen Campbell
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

Pettit's Eye SaIve For Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and inhamed
ewes removes film or scum over the eves.
All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo, N Y.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

He is dangerous man who spends
much time drawing fine lines between
wdness and sin,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

II every year we would root out one
vice we should sooner become per-
feet men.-Thomas Kempis.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

The greatest glory OF a free born
people is to transmit that freedom to
their children.-Harvard
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

The best way to lift men is to meet
them on level
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

You can't help liking the man who
gets knocked out and then comes
back
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
|UekTfGHEN


HE capon burns. the pig falls
AA from the spit,
Ipe clock hath struck twelve upon the
bell,
NY mistress made 1t one upon my cheek
Sne Is hot because the meat is cold.
me meat is cold because you came not
home
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
TRUE.

Mr.. Fitz-Doctor, I'm subject to VIC
lent fits of late and I wonder at times
that survive them.
Doctor-You sort of wonder at the
survival of the fjttest, Ell?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng. softens the gums reduces In.
fammaton. alays pain. wind colo. 25c bottle
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-01-21
lnnor.ant 70 M,othera

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
LET US ALL HAVE A CITY BEAU
 TIFUL.

Every public spirited man and wo- man, who has the welfare of his city and respective home at heart ought to attend the meeting of the City Beautiful Club this morning at 10 o'clock at the First Presbyterian church. The meeting is called for the purpose of more thoroughly per- fecting the work that is planned by the members to bring about a more beautiful and cleaner Pine Bluff.
 The City Beautiful Club has been reorganized on stronger foundation and with the cooperation of many men and women who can accomplish much good work in converting Pine Bluffs present unhealthy and delapi- tated appearance into a real City Beautifully
 Mayor-elect A. c. Jordan, who will soon go into the chief executives office, at a meeting of the members of the City Beautiful Club recently. declared that he would cooperate with the ladies and men behind the movement and would lend them ev- cry assistance and aid them person. ally in their way A., ally in their every move for the inn provement of the city generality
 Dr Jordan's hobby is cleanliness and beauty" A look at his own pri- vate home place on South Cherry stree, will conyin .e tae average City Beautiful" enthusiast of this fact. He declared, while candidate for mayor that he would give this city thorough cleaning and is dol lars to doughnuts that he will keep
 
 his word. He is already making I.lans for campaign of better sa tation and being an expert ol heal1l srd it's requirements, he is in p' si' tor to give this city a cleaning tha it has needed for years. All he wantt end should have is the hearty co operation of ever resident and prop erty owner.
 With the enthusiasm that exists il the ranks of the City Beautiful 'lut and its present determination t. mak; 4 success of |. plans, he ought tt succeed in his efforts. He wants tht ladies and men of the City Beautiful Club to know that he is in sympath! with their every idea for beautifyln, and cleaning the city.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
Back Numbers.

"William," said Mrs. Van Gelder to the man of all work, "i want you to clean ont that large closet in the bali just outside the parlor Burn all the old newspa oers. waste paper and any other rubbish you may find there"
 After a short time she met Willia n in the hall carving in his arms huge pile of sheet music. the property of her eldest daughter.
 "What aye you going to do with Ms. bel's music?' she asked.
 "Why. tu:u ir. sure. as you told nlt to It was in t!le closet there with the other rubi,tsh
 But l t;dn't mean the music Put it back at nn,r."
 Noting ;'is ns, rrss' displeasure, VII liam inquired in surprise:
 "Why, hasn't she payed it all?'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
Parmalee Makes Successful Flights Over Maneuver
 Grounds There.
PROJECTILES ARRIVE
Four Car Loads on Tracks at San An tonio and May Re Sent Di-
 rect to Border.
International News specia,

International News Special
 San Antonio, Texas, March 15.-T!he aeroplane experiments were resumed at Fort Sam Houston today. Phil Parmalee made three perfect flights Within few days flights will be made regularly in connection with the other maneuvers.
 Four cars of heavy projectiles aad smaller ammunition were masscl ;n the soudh hern Pacific railroad yards here today. The pontoon bridges, which recently arrived, were also transferred to the same yard. Stand. ing On the same track are six cars of provisions. The fact that ammuni- tion, bridges and provisions are all on Southern Pacific tracks, the most direct line to possible points of in- vasions are considered significant.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
THE BRIDGE.

For the benefit of the public, which will be thoroughfare for all lovers of comfort to enjoy with the sweet assurance that this bridge which spans from one day to the oth- CT and is called NIGHT ought to be something substantial and of such material as to give any one perfect rest when your weight is placed on 1t This bridge is made of the finest, purest and most sanitary white Fen and is named TURNER'S GUARAN- TEE. This Mattress we guarantee
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
LENTEN SERVICES
 AT TRINITY CHURCH

The regular daily Lenten servlces were held in Trinity church yester- day afternoon at o'clock, attend- ed by quite a large number of Wor- shinners The rector delivered a very interesting address upon Chris tian Symbolism" By special request Mir Reese will repeat this address at the Friday evening service The services at Trinity church for the rest of the week are as follows '- day at 4 D. m.. Friday 7:3o p. Ill. and Saturday at 10 o'clock in the morning. All are very cordially lh' r;tod to these Lenten services.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
The Truth About Santa Clauo.

The Truth About Santa Claus.
 1 write myself down as one who stih believes in Santa Claus. Don't youi Are you one of those very literal folk who have their doubts whether they ought to let their children cling to tho beautiful old myth?
 Without imagination, without dreams. without poetry, this old world of ours would be a very wearisome place. Its road would be sleeper than 1t is-much like sleighing over bare ground would our progress be as compared with sleighing over deep. hard packed snow.
 The poetic myth of the old saint. Kith his reindeer and his jingling bells
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
curiosities About Fish Scales.

The thin silvery coating of fish scales derives its luster from many minute crystals of lime mixed with a peculiar substance called "guanin. " This coating of silver crystals is very easily rubbed off the scales. and in ;ht case of European species of r&v, known as the bleak" the crystals ar so numerous that metallic pigment commercially known as argentine" i. made from them. The large globulHl glass beads known as German" O, Roman pearls are coated on the in side with this substance. In some spe cies of fish with lusterless scales tat silvery lining is found on the inside Of the body. A well known example of this is seen in the common smelt
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
;,'-~''-.vCnc .'.,. CTS 1C ROYALTY.

Their Signs corssisu.s One of tn.
 Sigh-5 | LonSon.
 The Aluc,i,a au in L,hdun. on tiiS first visit 10 lhn, marvellous city. is struck l, the numlJyr uf signs over shops with ,n" r.'ya! arms painted thereon and armour" in. that the lrldesman Is a purve, to their majesties. Yet. when ihe matter is sifted. the numbe; Is uUt Su large.
 Officially. according to the London News. there are about 200 tradesmen in London who hold the royal warrant and are entitled to use the royal arms as d shop sign, with the accompanying words, By royal appointment" The royal warrant has to be received. signed and sealed in due form; other wise. if a tradesman styles himself q purveyor to member of the royal family without this formal permission. he is guilty of an onense which is punishable by flne not exceeding e20 Moreover. he is liable to simi. lar fine If he uses arms so nearly re. sembling the royal arms as to lead people to believe that he Is carrying ou his business under the authority of royalty. Several instances have occur red of the enforcement of these penal. ties.
 The warrants are exhibited in the chop windows. headed by the royal arms and bearing the signature of the lord chamberlain. the comptroller of the royal household. the treasurer of the latter. or of the master of the horse. etc., according to the circum stancAs
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
Wouldn't tlanq tho Jury.

An old negro named Ephraim. hay. ing been sworn on the jury in mur. der trial, for some time resisted a yer dict of guilty for no other apparent reason than his strong aversion to capi
 tai punishment in general. Finally tho foreman explained to him that it was a question either of hanging the prisoner or hanging the jury and that it all de pended on him. "Fo' gracious. sah," replied Uncle Ephraim. Ion dem req. comments de pris'ner am sho' guilty"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
H. D. PALMER
 HEADS BANKERS

Continued from Page 1 )
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16

to be the finest and the most eanM which could be built, there will ns' be anything which can surpass purity, comfort and rest. Tn's ''I ous bed can only be purcls] through the following named il and at only $500. Knox Walker N ndture Co.,, Tedstrom Fur. Co., hssp| Crawford Fur. Co.,. Simpson ana " Tomlinson & Knox, Hardin fufn Co.,, and Anchor Fur. GO. V" one and if not satisfactory TulD guarantee will give you the ssu' ton of knowing they will at on.. fund the price paid.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
He Was Doino It,

The Stage Manager-Mr. Heavysides! Mr. Heavysides - Sir-r? The Stage Manager-When the heroine says "Villain, do your worst" please re- member that that is one of her lines. You seem to have mistaken it for stage direction.-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
pabSt BlueRibbon
The Beer of Quality

Tue Beer of Quality
 The Pabst exclusive mailing process allows the barley to grow for eight days. Thus is Nature copied, it taking eight days for barley to sprout and start growing when planted in the ground.
 In this way, Pabst makes sure that all the rich food value of the grain goes into Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
The Northern Flight

The northern flight of the wild ducks occurs every year justas sregularly as spring time comes round.
 They know it is the right thing to do. It is the thing that Nature tells them to do. Nature is the safest guide in the world.
 That is why Pabst follows Natures method in growing the malt which goes into
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-16
SOMETHING DOING ALL THE TlMB

Everybody come and have good time. High Dive Eve Afternoon and Night. Balloon Ascension Every Alter noon.