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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
Don't drink or even enter drink

Don't drink or even enter a drink
ing saloon. 1
Don't smoke. it's foolish, and no
employer wants foolish men working
for him.
Live within your income.
Don't be tontent with doing only
your own duty. DO more than your
duty. It's the horse who finished
a neck ahead that wins the race.
Csc your head. Don't follow the
rule obey orders II you break your
employer Tell your employer that
you know more about your depart
ment Of his business than he possibly
could know. He may not like it, but
he will remember You and some day
YOU will be rewarded"
by observing these rules Carnegie
has acquired sufficient income to
keep him comfortable for the re-
mainder OF his days and at the same
time continue his practice of giving
away million dollar Libraries.
His income for one day would be
sufficient to keep you in comfort for
life. If it was through strict obser-
vance OF the foregoing rules that he
obtained his fortune, it might be
we'll for YOU to follow them. but be
careful about the last rule. Your
boss might not agree with the Laird.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

driver injnr!lg wantonly a pedes-
TRAN could be also debarred forever
thereafter from driving a car, the
streets and highways probably would
be safe. Perhaps these penalties
would BIZ too severe, but in view of
at least orty-lour deaths In Chicago
from toaobiles striking pedes-
ts'onf ince Jan. 1 something severe
r n to be needed. Will our law
matters, police and judges act in ac-
cordance with the need?-Chicago
Recc .l-Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
= =
tjNE'S OWN NOTEPAPER
IDEA PARTICULARLY PLEASING
TO THE CHILDREN.
Hand Painted Deslgns Easy Of 40
: eompllshment by Even the Very
Smallest Members Of the House
hold--Plctures to Copy.

When you were child, did you
ever have notepaper all your very
own? II so. you will appreciate the
Joy In the receipt OF box OF paper
and envelopes, with designs especially
made and painted by hand Children
are very fond Of colored drawings.
When they can be combined with let
ter paper, the little sketches are
doubly valuable.
Here's collection before you. You
will purchase notepaper that comes
in small sizes, and by aid Of car
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

harvester IL as III A.L@4A.
Attorney General Majors brief
resisting the motion for reduction
in the $1,000 fine imposed on the
Harvester Trust. drives with direct.
ness at the merits of the issue. His
analogy between prosecutions for or.
binary offenses Is intended to show
how intent and deliberate fore
thought increase the gravity of both
crimes:
This manner of administering
death to competition has all the
elements OF flrst-degree murder,
and the fact that they did not
entirely dismember and mutt
late the corpse of their victim
does not mitigate their deadly
assault on the life of trade.
His reminder that If the prosecu
ton had been against the persons
composing the trust, instead OF
against the corporation, the penalty
might be made five years imprison-
ment, was most pertinent. 1t is q
reason for beginning prosecutions
against persons rather than corpora
lions. Why does not the State pros
ecute trust men?--St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

The faculty OF California high
school proposes to give the students
a course in matrimony and special
department has been added to the
institution for this purpose. The sue
ceas OF the new department doubtless
will depend entirely upon the teacher
II the teacher is to be an old maid.
or a foolish young bachelor, the fac.
ulty will not accomplish much.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
Not So Very Romantic.

"Gloriana," faltered the ardent
youth. rs this the endr''
Reginald" she answered, with a
world of compassion In her soft brown
eyes, 1T Isl" 4,
Weary of the strain, of, holding the
skein of fiossy yarn which the maiden
had been winding into ball, Reginald
dropped his exhausted arms to his
sides and drew a long breath of re-
Lief.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

Of the first page of the paper. Deli
cate shades OF blue. lavender, pink or
yellow should be used for coloring the
blossoms and pale green will finish
the leaves.
These are merely suggestions that
should point the way for other dec
orations.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
His Economy.

The children in the Blank family
were taught habits Of neatness at tho
table by being compelled to pay =
fine of one cent for every spot they
put on the tablecloth. One day Har.
old. boy Of seven years, was de.
covered rubbing the oyerhanging part
OF the cloth between his fingers. and,
when taken to task for 1t, he said:
Why, wust just trying to rub two
spots into one. "-Woman's Home
Compaion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

We behold the usual Xmas" lin
the Christmas ads. We Will be one
of league to boycott every mer-
chant who uses that word. Ii they
are too lazy TO spell ii out they do
not deserve our patronage. -Padu-
cab Evening Sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

With an income of $4,000 a day,
Andrew Carnegie, the laird of Skibo,
advises men to marry young and
even if their salaries do not exceed
s25 week, The laird ought to try
on SIS per and perhaps
he would change his views about
getting married.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
UNCLE WALT


When Joseph James Kepunk village all
broke loose all
raised the deuce. They banged
THE CHARIVARI tin boilers until bridegroom
appeared and begged those bughouse toers
themselves him
ngs and for self
earned savings punch other
Though should
life I'll female again bridegrooms
treated like sinner by all these village should
be called winner the admng eyes
matrmony old maids will haunt
conduct phoney rounded
maids sad and lonely they'd
marry twice II only the noisy
..; at: SO s:- lNashMs.o1
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

A crusade against cigarette-slnok-
Ing has been inaugurated In Spring
field, Illinois by educational Anti
Cigarette Association. The under
takers. on doubt, are doing the hard
est fighting on the opposition Of the
movement.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

J. p. Morgan may not. know how
to unscramble an egg, but he does
know how to mix up the contents Of
a collection basket, and he also
knows how to "unBcramble'' It.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

The question is asked the editor
whether man should chew a raw
oyster or swallow it whole, Leaving
aside all consideration Of etiquette.
1t is suggested that it depends on the
condition of the oyster and the con-
dition of the man.--Illinois state
Register.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

Tarring a woman may he techni-
cally assault and battery, but male
individual who engages in il puts a
mark on himself that can never be
rubbed out.-St. Louis Globe-Demo-
crat,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

A movement has been started in
Reno to inaugurate the advertising
campaign to boost the city as d
health resort. No doubt the city viii
still continue to cure unhappy men
and women of matrimonial disorders.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

Sarah Bernhardt, SIS years old, In
dignantly denies the report that she
is engaged to marry an actor 43
years her junior. The young man
doubtless will forgive her for de-
nying the report. but he never win be
able to understand why she became
indignant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

According to recent published sta
tistics there are 5000 unemployed
actors in the United States. No record
was taken of the actors" who are
employed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
In DISGRACE.

Mother-Tommy, why don't you
play with Frank any more? thought
you were such good chumsY
Tommy-We was, but he's molly
coddle. He paid ter git inter Their ball
rounds--Suburban Life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
The Reason,

Though actors are superstitious as
1 rule. they are not afraid of being
In haunted houses"
They are not?"
mo: You can't scare an actor by
putting him any place where the ghost
walks"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
Carnepie's Rule.

Andrew Carnegie, on the occasion
of his seventy-sixth birthday ami
versary, made public set OF rules,
wiFch, II followed, will make you
f0lso@. The rules are: AN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

A beauty rule says "the top of
the ear should be In line with the
eye" says the Memphis Commercial
Appeal. Now watch everybody
measure. sF~~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number OF complete
and perfect copies Of The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year 1910. ...... -. 1887
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies Of The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the month Of October. 1911 2094
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

Hetty Green is seventeen years be-
yond the chloroform limit, and Is
still working. Chicago Examiner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

Ii Mona Lisa Is a real dignified
person, her smile has probably
changed to frown by this time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

The Memphis News-Scimitar is a
plood-thirsty publication. Richeson
next? it inquiries.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
Master MaIaprop.

"Pa, know how to pronounce In.
vestigate.' MI
well, how?" s@R%
Teacher told US It II pronounced
with the accident on the antspsanut"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

OF, course the reception committee
will take MIR Dickens to see the City
Han.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

The above is correct statement
of the circulation Of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month Of October, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN.
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this seventh day of November,
1911. LEO J. KLEB,
(Seal) Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

.t "Bluffing" in Business.
If the amount of talk were any cri-
terion Of the amount OF business
done. or OF auickness in doing it,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

Wouldn', Mind.

Wouldn't Mind.
Nurse-You have been badly hurt
and must give you an alcohol rub.
Patlent-Are you sure am not
hurt internally Smart Set
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
SURPRISING.

"Our silly servant lit the kitchen
IRE with coal oil the other morning,
and ruined the stove.~
"Did you discharge herr
mo. We haven't found her yet
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

do your Christmas shop.
ping early.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

IL You wish to do something real
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatemenI
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
Where sh1 ExcsIs.

She may not, be able to hit q cat,
Nor, hammering nails, come nigh;
But she can securely spike on hat
And the widest wind defy. ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
Sweet Melody.

It's sweet. indeed. to hear the hem
Lift up her voice peg;
For now when cost of livtnE's high
II means another egg.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
NOTICE 10 SUBSCRIBERS

II you fail to receive your
paper by z q. m, on week
days and s d. m, on Sundays,
telephone to The Bulletin Of
fee, No. 66, either phone and
one win be sent to you by
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-27
|Z1ekIFGHEN
ONE say that We should Eat

And some say Live TO eat,
But look at IL which ever way.
It's true, TO live. we eat.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-05
KALIHI MISSION
LUAU AND FAIR

The LUAU and SALE, to be given
by the Ladies' Aid Society of Kalihi
Settlement, will take place SATUR-
DAY, MAY 9th from 70 o'clock NJ to
c p. NJ, in the MISSION HOUSE on
KING Street near the Kalihi store.
The Luauis under the able supervis.
ion of Mrs. George Farr and Mrs. M.
L. Zerbe which is a guarantee that it
will be first-class in every respect.
Any person who has never attended
HAWAIIAN LUAU should avail
themselves of this opportunity. Tick
cts for the luau can be had at the
door. Admission to the building is
| free.
The sale will be conducted by a
number of Kalihis popular ladies.
Candy booth, Mrs. Thompson, chair.
man, assisted by Mrs. Trevennon.
Paper flowers and leis booth, Mrs.
Wright, chairman, assisted by Mrs.
Lucas Clothing and fancy work
booth, Mrs. Weatherwax, chairman,
assisted by Miss Kuulei Bertleman
and Mrs. Hargrave. Ice cream, cake
and lemonade booth, Henry Zerbe,
chairman, assisted by William Rice
and Alfred Ledward. The ladies have
been working hard for many months
to prepare material for this sale and
are happily anticipating the fruit of
their labor. The date of this luau and
sale was set some months ago.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-05
INDEPENDENT AND
ASAHI THEATERS

There are the usual number of new
attractive photo plays or moving PIC
lures on at the Independent theater
on Hotel street, this evening, pictures
of vivid reality and strong appeal to
humor and the emotions. On Mon.
day night the same management opens
the Asahi theater on Maunakea street,
remodeled and able to seat eleven
hundred. The opening will include the
famous Russells, noted singers and
dancers and comedy artists; the beau.
tiful songsters, Madame Carmen, and
the Middleship Sisters, performers eX
traordinary on toes and heels and also
in a musical manner. There will bG
moving pictures, too. Tickets to either
the Independent or Asahi theatera
mean votes in the big auto contest.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-05

NEW APPROPRIATIONS AT SACHS.
Every department. in SachsE Big
Store is overlooking with new fmpor-
tations Of Spring Goods. New Mill
new, new Wash Dress Goods, and new
Ready-to-Wear.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-05

Direct telegraphing between Mon
treal and Australian cities now is pos
sible.
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
MICHIGAN PATENTS.

WASHINGTON, June michigan
patents we're issued yesterday as fol
lows Samuel r. Beal and j. ID. Gran
dell, Adrian, coin constrolled appar
atus; Fremont II. Buckingham De
troit. platform lever mechanism;
George r.. Clapp. Kalamazoo. faucet;
Don ID. Davis, Saginaw, seal; George
w Graves, Detroit round top extern
sion table Robert G.. Handy, Bay City
lock for motor vehicle lever; John
Harris, Dolph, safety envelope; Gus
tav Kahn. detroit, ventiator frame
George H. Miller, Detroit, game ap
paratus: Walter r. Mum. Battle
Greek, cushioning device; Charles w
NUM-, Detroit, round top extension
table; Josa Reck. Adrian, and o. Glib
bon. Hillsdale, belt lacing machine
George SChuettfnEer. Detroit, compen
sating device for spring scales; Hor
ace p. Stewart, Grand Rapids, weed
er: George c. Thompson, Muskegon
electric current controller, Charles A
wilmarth, Detroit. fence machine;
Thomas Winlack. Niles, printing
press; Christian ID. Wiselogel, Albion
rack
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
MADERO STARTS
FOR MEXICO CITY
Rebel Leader Starts for Capital oil
Mexico To Help President De La
Barra Restore Order

Ell PASO, Texas. June 40 the
cheers Of 5000 American citizens
residents OF FL Paso. but without ior'
NAL ceremonies. Francisco |. Madero'
Jr., the conqueror OF Porforlo DlaL'
at 1880 a. m, began his trip from
Juarez 10 the City OF Mexico MS
route will take him through the
heart OF Mexico, where month ago
he could not have lived "a hours WIN
out a heavy escort.
Three days OF festivities precedeo
Madero's departure The leauihe
event was a ball given by Mad,ro
and his wife 10 the citizens OF JuaieL
and Eel Paso, last night Four nun
dred couples danced In the customs
house in the same room where lail
and Diaz had q formal meeting sew
eral years ago. The elaborate decor
etions which were used on the occas'
ion OF that meeting were In evidence
at the dance.
throughout today and tonight Ma
dero and his party will travel In the
United States. Saturday morning
their car will be switched on the
tracks OF the Mexican railroad al
Eagle Pass, Texas. The exact tuner
airy is not known, Madero evidently
fearing TO publish II, anticipating an
attempt 10 do him harm.
Several hundred troops accompany
Madero as an escort. In his party are
number OF newspapermen, Amer,
can and Mexican, including the stan
correspondent of the United Press
who has been with the revolutionary
leader for several weeks.
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
Small Food Supply Adds
to Crisis In Mexico

MEXICO CITY, June 2.--Because OIL
the critical situation confronting Mex
leo the arrival of Francisco /. Maoero'
Jr.. is anxiously awaited By Provision
al President La Barra. Reporls
from nearly every quarter OF the Ie,
public tell of reign OF terror cauoeu
by bandits who are murcerlne dhu
laundering 1t Will Governors secre
taries and nearly all officials naiheu
under the iaz regime have apanuohru
their Offices after sending tnelr Ies-
ignations 10 the proper olhclals'
Because OF the report that good
deal OF the trouble comes from the
failure of Madero commanders 10 re
strain their subordinateS, lie La bar,
RI has been loath to take the lnltla'
tive In suppressing disorder. AS soon
AZ Madero reaches this city he Will
be asked TO aid in restoring order
Another cause OF fear at present
Is the dangerously small supply OIL
foodstuffs on hand. Prices are soaring
skyward and the poems are actually
suffering from hunger Madero wants
the import tax raised from all 1000
tufts, but this will hardly. help yhe
! ssnrgstene - Is w., EAsggested sna1 VAs
government negotiate bond isspe
and devote the proceeds TO feeding
! the needy That this years creps
arc failure is due to the presence
| in Maderc's army of thousands OF
| farmers.
Latest advices from Cuernayaca,
where a mob made up in part by rev
olutionists was reported footing the
city. are that much damage was done
and many persons have been killed.
A telegram received today from the
commander at Xochimilco. where riot
iEg was in progress last night. says
many stores were looted but that no
one was killed.
At the railway Offices in this city
* is said that efforts TO repair bridges
in many states have been opposed by
revolutionists who insist that nothing
be done until IT is seen what welcome
Madero receives on his arrival here.
Yh5'arriyal % "a aSsi.10' why 6frsssrge
the entire situation throughout the
country
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
NEW coRpoRATIoNs-

LANSING, Mich, June 2.-The fol
lowing companies have filed articles
Of incorporation with the secretar!
OF state Robert Mitchell company
Detroit 100000, principal stockholG
ers. Stephen Fl. knight, Robert Nit
chell, Thomas f. Mitchell Detroit
Saturday Night company, Detroit in
crease from $4,000 to s6l,500: De
troit a. Dearborn Land company, De
troit. $4,000 principal stockholders
Clarence NJ. Burton. NJ NJ. Wilmarth
William u. Murfatt: r. & l.. Land
company. Detroit, $4,000, principal
stockholder. T.. G.. Lamphere.
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
MUST RAISE $4,000 IN Fl DAYS.

+ KALAMAZOO, Mich, June "A
whirlwind campaign was started yes
terday morning for $4,000, the re-
mainder OF $4,000 that Kalamazoo
college must raise before June q, 10
win $4,000 endowment offered by
John ID. Rockefeller. A large portion
OF the amount that has been raised
so far has been secured from around
the state. The committee in charge
of the campaign is determined that
the rest of the amount shall be raised
in Kalamazoo county and only big
amounts will be asked II the amount
is not raised by June 81 the entire
sum will be lost
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
PROF. MARTIN IN ASYLUM.

ANN ARBOR, June "A message
from Los Angeles says that Or.
James \. Martin, formerly a profes.
sor in the University of Michigan,
has been placed in an insane asylum
at Honolulu. Or. Martin is a native
OF Hillsdale. Mich, and graduated
from the University of Michigan in
1880. He took a post graduate course
and in 1888 became assistant TO the
professor In surgery and clinical sur
gerry. lie was promoted until he final.
ly became Bates professor OF disease s
OF women. retaining his position here
until 1901.
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02

ground that the power company mis-
represented 10 the public service com.
mission the volume OF water neces-
sary.
In a mile and quarter the Tallu-
lah river drops 500 feet in series
OF cataracts and rapids in n deep can
yor running through a wild, beauti-
full mountain section. The Georgia wo-
men want the canyon turned into n
national park.
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
AGED MAN FOUND DYING.

NASHVILLE, Mich, June Bier
naFd Schultz aged IA, a pioneer resi-
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
Fall May XII Avlators.

NICE, France, June 2.-Injuries that
may prove fatal were sustained by
Lieuts Lucca and Hennequinn today in
275-foot fall OF their aeroplane. Both
OF Luccas legs were broken. Henne.
quin's left leg was broken and he sus-
tanned internal injuries
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02

dent of this village, was found dying
yesterday He was last seen Monday
going toward his home, where he ie-
sided alone He died soon after ne
was dIseotered by one OF ME grand
children. who became alarmed at his
long absence from his tailor shop.
Apoplexy is gwen as the cause OF
death
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02
BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF
STRING QUARTET WITHDRAWS
Organization S5s& 2rS5.Signt S1 stin-
der Direction Of Boris /. Ganapol
Next Season.

Because Charles F. Larned, who
was instrumental In organizing the
,troit String quartet and has done
most of the work in connection with
its maintenance during its three
years or life, felt that he could no
longer give the time and energy
necessary, the entire board of direc-
tors has decided 10 withdraw also,
and If the organization is kept to-
gether il will be under different back
ing. II is understood that Boris l..
Ganapol of the Ganapol School of
Musical Art, has assumed direct con-
troll
Nine. Elsa Ruegger the 'cellist,
and Edmund Lichtenstein, the direc-
tor and first violin OF the quartet,
are members of the faculty OF the
Ganapol school Alexander Levey,
the second yioIit, SINCE tsfeS quartet
was termed, resigned a month ago
and left the city, Wednesday. FOR
New York. where he will probably
remain although he has excellent Of
fers from Chicago, In which latter
city, his brother, pianist and teach
or. resides. Mr. Levey was the sec
ond detection from the ranks, Hans
Weissmann. the viola player, leaving
a year ago Nine. Ruegger and her
husband. Mr.. Llchtenstein, accompan-
led by the present viola player. Henri
Mathews. Will sail shortly for Nine.
Ruegger's home in Brussels, and Will
remain in Europe until late In
August. While there. they Will Sc.
cure a second violin player, II is an
nounced.
Mr.. Larned leaves Detroit next
week for Charlottetown, Prince Id
ward Island, his summer home.
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02

ATLANTA, Ca, June 2.-Georgia
women have started campaign TO
save beautiful Tallulah falls, north OF
Atlanta, from power company.
which is driving tunnels 10 divert the
water TO big turbines
The Georgia Federation Of Womens
clubs took up the fight. Mrs. Hugh
M. Willett, the president, is directing
IL.
They attack the franchise on the
The Detroit times., 1911-06-02

They attack the franchise on the