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OATS $50 Al Per Anre

That is the sworn to yield Of Theodore
Harmes. Lewis Co.. Wash, bad from
Salzer's Rejuvenated White Bonanza oats
and won handsome so acre farm. Other
big yields are l4l bus. 10 bus. lo3 bus,
etc. had by farmers scattered throughout
the u. s.
Salzer's Pedigree Barley, Flax, Corn,
Oats Wheat, Potatoes, Grasses and Glow
ers are famous the world over for their
purity and tremendous yielding qualities.
We. are easily the largest growers Of farm
seeds in the world
Our catalog bristling with seed truths
free for the asking or send 100 In stamps
and receive 10 packages of farm seed nov
elites and rarities, including above mar
velous oats, together with big catalog.
John A. Salzer Seed Co.. 1872 South 9th st.,
La Crosse. Wis.
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SYNOPSIS.

James Wilson or Jimmy as he II called
~ his friends Jimmy was rotund and
looked shorter than he really was. His
embition In life was to be taken seriously.
but people steadily refused to do So his
eft Is considered huge Joke. except to
himself II he asked people to dinner ev-
Bella Knowles; they live together year
and are divorced. Jfmmy's friends ar
range TO celebrate the first anniversary
when Jimmy receives telegram from his
Aunt Selma, who will arrive in four hours
20 visit him apd bis wife. Jimmy gets his
FUNDS from Aunt Selma and after he mar
yfes she doubles his allowance He neg
lects to tell her OF his divorce. Jimmy
takes KIT into his condolences, he tries to
eeyise some way SC that his aunt will not
learn that he has no longer a wife. He
suggests that Kit play the hostess for one
plight. be Mrs. Wilson pro tenn. Aunt Sc
Mna arrives and the deception works out
q planned Jim's Jap servant IS taken
III. Bella. Jimmv's divorced wife enters
the house and asks. Kit who Is being ta-
It is Jim. Kit tells her jim is we'll and IS
II the house. Bella tells Kit It wasn't
Jim she wanted to see. but Takahira. the
porch and discovers man lacking q
card on the door. He demands an ex-
PLANTATION The man points TO the p'acard
printed on II. The guests suddenly realize
their predlcament. the women shed tears
the men consider y good Joke. Harbi--
DDH ptSdN11 Win MI 10 tell Fffn the rear
situation OF things. She finally tells him
OF Beflass Incarceration IN the basement.
The an Important question arises as TO
who 1s to .prepare the meals and perform
the other household duties. HARRISON nm
aily sofves the matter. He writes out
slips containing the various departments
OF his or her duties. Kit attempts to
make an omeiet for Aunt Selma. but fails
IN the afteHDt and Is In a very nervous
state when HARRISON comes to her rescue
and tells. her how TO make It. After the
Hitting Of the quarantine several letters
are found In the mall box undelivered.
one IL addressed to Henry Llewellvn,
1quique. Chile which was written by Har-
bison. He describes minutelv OF their In
carcerafton. also Of his infatuation for
Mrs. Wilson
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80 many Of the fills OF women are due
to habitual constipation. probably be-
cause of their false uodesty on the sub
ject. that their attention cannot be too
strongly called to the Importance of keep
ing the bowels open. 1t Is always impor-
tant to do that. regardless Of the sex. but
1t IL especially important In women.
From the time the girl begins to mem
struate until menstruation ceases she has
always vastly better prospects of coming
through healthy II she watches her bowel
movements. II you find yourself consti-
pated. with bad breath. pimply complex
ion. headaches belching gas and other
symptoms Of indigestion and constipation.
take q small dose Of DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup
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Ernllnht the Tnars.

An unusual incident marked a re-
cent fire In New York. The fire start
ed In the cellar OF a five-story tene
ment and before 1t was extinguished
the IS families In the building and all
the firemen were weeping copiously
from inflamed eyes. In the cellar
many bags of onions had been stored
The chief fireman allowed the tenants
to remain in the building, assuring
them that the fire was confined to
the cellar They did not stay. how
ever, when the onions had got well
afire.
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Her weddlno March.

A young girl who had never heard
OF Mendelssohn's Wedding March"
but was familiar with the more popu-
lar parody on It, was witness to a
wedding ceremony In an uptown
church recently As the betrothed
pair walked with dignified tread to-
ward the altar to, be wed and the or
gan pealed forth Memberships inspir-
ing march. the young girl was plainly
shocked. When she arrived at her
home she told her mother of the cere-
mony and innocently exclaimed:
What do you think. mother, they
played Gee Whiz! I'm glad I'm
Free"
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pare to Re Happy.

Let us never be afraid of innocent
Joy; God is good and what he does is
well done; resign yourself TO every
thing, even to happiness; ask for the
spirit Of sacrifice, of detachment. Of
remuneration, and above all. for the
spirit of Joy and gratitude. that gen
uine and religious optimism which
sees in God Father, and asks no
pardon for his benefits, We must
dare to be happy and dare to confess
it, regarding ourselves always as the
repositories. not as the authors Of our
own joy.-Amiel
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Champ Clark, at dinner in Wash.
ingtop. pleaded indulgence for some
wha, rambling speaker.
ffe'll arrive" said the Democratic
lexder, IF you'll only give him time
lie is like DR.. Thirdly.
DIR Thirdly was dividing up his ser
mon into its appropriate heads one
Sunday morning when a member Of
the congregation shouted irascibly:
Meat, man! Give us meat!'
r'Well,' said DR.. Thirdly promptly
hold on, then, TIL I'm done carving
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PHILADELPHIA Ice Cream.


Allow a quarter of a good vanilla
bean and seven ounces Of sugar to
each quart of cream. Split the bean
in halves. scrape out the seeds and
mix them with the sugar. Cut the pod
into small pieces. add to 1t one-half
the cream, add the sugar and stir in a
double boiler over the fire until the
sugar is thoroughly dissolved and the
cream hot Strain and stand aside to
cool. When cold add the remaining
cream. turn the mixture into the freez-
ing can. pack and turn rapidly until
the mixture begins to freeze. keeping
the motion perfectly even. Turn more
slowly for a few moments, remove the
dasher, repack and stand aside for
two hours to mellow.
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South American goulash for luncheon.
although 1t was too salty, and every
one was thirsty the rest Of the day.
Bella was horrid, sof course. She
froze Jim until he said he was going
to sit in the refrigerator and cool the
butter. She locked herself in the
dressing-roomit had been assigned
to me. but that made no difference to
Bella and did her nails, and took
three different baths, and refused to
come to the table. Asd Of course
Jimmy was wild, and said she would
starve. But said. Very well. let
her starve Not tray shall leave my
Kitchen It was a comfort to have
her shut up there anyhow: 1t post
poned the time when she would come
face to face with Flanagan.
Aunt Selma got sick that day, as
have said. / was not so bitter as the
others did not say that l wished
she would die The worst ever wish
ed her was that she might be quite III
for some time, and yet, when she be-
gan to recover, she was dreadful to
me. She said for one thing. that 1t
was the hard-boiied eggs and the state
of the house that did it. And when !
said that the grippe was germ, she
retorted that had probably brought
1t to her on my clothing.
You remember that Betty had drawn
the nurses slip, and how pleased she
had been about ii. She got up early
the morning of the first day and made
herself lawn cap and telephoned out
for white nurses uniform-that is.
OF course, for white uniform for a
nurse. She really looked very fetch
ing. and she went around all the morn
ing with red cross on her sleeve and
Saint Cecilia expression, gathering
up bottles Of medicine most of 1t
flesh reducer. which was pathetic, and
closing windows for fear Of drafts.
She refused to help with the house
work. and looked quite exalted. but by
afternoon It had palled on her some
what. ana she and Max shook dice.
Betty was really pleased when Aunt
Selma sent for her. She took IN a
bottle OF cologne to bathe her brow.
and we al stood outside the door and
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Everything do is wrong. She spifIed
the foot-bath into her shoes, and blam-
ed me for It,"
1t took the united efforts Of all Of
us-except Bella. who stood back and
smiled nastily-to get Betty back intn
the sick-room again. was supremacy
thankful by that time that had not
drawn the nurses slip. With dinner
ordered in from one of the clubs. and
the omelet ten hours behind me, my
position did not seem so unbearabIs.
But new development was coming.
While Betty was fussing with Aunt
Selma, Max ledsa search Of the house.
He said the necklace and the bracelet
must be hidden somewhere. and that
no crevice was too small to neglect
We made formal search all to
gether. except Betty and Aunt Selma
and we found a lot of things in differ.
ent places that Jim said had been
missing sirce the year one. But no
jewels -pothing even suggesting q
jewel was found. We had explored tho
entire house, every cupboard, every
chest, even the insides Of the couches
and the pockets of Jim's clothes
which he resented bitterly-and found
nothing, and must say the situation
was growing rather strained. Some
one had taken the jewels; they hadn't
walked away.
It was Flanagan who suggested the
roof. and as we had tried every place
else. we climbed there. or course We
didn't find anything. but after all day
in the house with the shutters closed
on account of reporters. the air was
glorious. 1t was February. but quite
mild and sunny. and we could look
down over Riverside Drive and the
Hudson. and even recognize people we
knew on horseback and In cars It
was pathetic Joy. and we lined up
along the parapet and watched the
motor-boats racing on the river. and
tried to feel that we were in the world
AZ well as Of IT but II was very hard.
eTO BE coNTINUED.)
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Cause and Effect.

i see from the papers," said Daw,
son, that there is great scarcity Of
chorus girls this year"
Il was afraid there would be" said
Wiggles. ITS only another case Of
cause. and effect The French cham
payne crop has practically failed. and
Holsters are scarcer than hens teetl
this season. "-Harper's Weekly.
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WI1EN AMAN
,MARQIFS *
.RYE1EL11Y 2OIDEIIa1S RlEaa[EGlALlI Il e
0ALzHOR. 81 TIE CIRCULAR STAIRCASE
IEE MAN IN LOWER TEN, ETC.

phone IL ringing. We have received
enough flowers for q funeral--some-
body sent Loilie Gates Ajar, only
with the gates shut.
There are no servants--think OF 1t,
mumsy. wish you had made me learn
to cook. Mr. HARRISON has shown me
httle-he was soldier in the Span
ish war--but we girls are a terribly
ignorant lot. mumsy, about the real
things of life.
Now, don't worry. It is more sport
than camping in the Adirondacks. and
not nearly SO damp
Your loving daughter,
KATHERINE.
p. S.--South America must be won
derful Why can't we put the Cad
fly in commission, and take coasting
trip this summer? It Is q shame to
own yacht and never use It
This note, evidently delivered by
messenger. was found among other
litter In the vestibule after the lift
ing OF the quarantine.
Mr.. Alex. Dodds. City Editor, Mail and
Star:
Dear D.-Can't get a picture. Have
waited seven hours. They have
closed the shutters. MCORD.
Written on the back Of the above
note:
Watch the roof DODDS
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23
A Novel ReIlsh.

Guests at an informal luncheon
were at first puzzled by dainty look
ing relish brought on with the meat
Not until tasted was the secret re
yeaied. when they discovered that thu
crisp. brown little tubes, about two
inches in length. were of celery. Large
firm stalks were chosen. and after be
ing cut were dipped In egg and crack
err crumbs. fried in deep fat O,
sauteed in butter, and were servee
with a brown sauce In the origina
instance this vegetable was servet
with fowl It Is also nice with fish
creamed in the chafng dish with oys
ters. etc.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23
CHAPTER TX.
EIannIaan,s Find.

FIannIgan's Find.
The most charitable thing would be
to say nothing about the first day
We were badly brutal-that's the
only word for It. And Mr.. HARRISON.
with his beautiful courtesy the really
sincere kind-tried to patch up one
quarrel after another and failed. He
rose superbly to the occasion. and
made something that he called a
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.
You think You are catching cold Don't
wait until you know it. Take dose of
Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can't
catch cold.
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plenty Of Zine to Fatten In.

Plenty OF Time to Fatten Up.
Cheerful Old IDIOT say, you'll ex-
cuse me, but d'you know that you are
the thinnest policeman I've ever seen.
Robert-Yes. I'm new hand and
haven't got to know the cooks yet
London Opinion
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

The longer we live the more we
realize what we might have done but
didn't
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

A man who thinks his work is worth
dollars minute will spend an hour
looking for a dime he dropped In q
room.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Mrs winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR. softens the gums, reduces infiamma
tion, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

WHEN RUBBERs BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes pinch, Allen 3 Foot Ease, the Anti
septic powder be shaken into the Shoes Is JUST
thing 70 use. Try IL for Breaking in New shoeA
Sold everywhere, Csc. Sample FREE. Address A. 8.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

The PracticaI AgrIcuTturist.
Adam smiled at the book farmer.
Il don't believe In spraying apple
trees" he snorted.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23
DO You use Eye saivof

Apply only from Aseptic Tubes to
Prevent Infection. Murine Eye Salve In
Tubes-New Size Use. Murine Eye LiQ.
uid 26c-50c. Eye Books In each Pkg.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

In the Spring cleanse the system and
purify the blood by the use Of Garfield Tea.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Garfield Tea corrects constipation,
cleanses the system and purifes the blood.
Good health is maintained by its use
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. It 10 thoroughly cured by
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
lite family laxative.
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Every penny saved means one less
pang OF foreboding.
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All Depends.

Want good anccdote about "A
statesman"
Was he reelected? p
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Yo1r druggist will refund money X PAZ0 OlNT
MENT fails TO cure any case of Itching, Blind
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Improvidence In tribes never made a
millionaire nor swelled bank account.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Loud apparel naturally proclaims
the man.
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ONLY ONE .BROMO QUTNINE.n
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QDININB Look fof
she signature Of u. w. GROVE. Used the World
pver TO Cure D Cold In One Day. 30.
The Williamson enterprise. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1907-1911, 1911-03-23

Every man is conner until he reach
IS certain age-then he's goer.
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For 80 years Lydia T.. Pinlxhan's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to its credit.
mzD If the slightest trouble appears which
W. you do not understand, write to Mrs.
Pinkham at Lynn, Mass, for her advice tits
free and always helpful.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-25

AUTOMOBILE NOTES.


1t is rumored that the fine Henry
line of cars that has created such a
favorable impression in New York will
soon locate a branch agency in this
territory. This car proved to be n of
the Zig drawing cards at the recent
Palace show and Is the latest purchase
of Fire Chief Croker, of New York,
who knows a good car when he sees it.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-25

Believing that automobiles brought
additional BUSINESS to tneir city the
officials OF Lexington, ny, nave aooi-
ished the municipal license II motor
cars are given the tree use OF the city's
highways.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-25
AUTO RACES A BENEFIT.

Nc sane person ever desires to drive
a car In everyday use at the rate of
seventy miles al hour. Then why
should the manufacturers go to such
trouble to demonstrate to the public
he ability of their car to go 500 miles
at this speed? OF what real good is
1t to the automobile purchasers that
half a second be clipped off a worlds
record? rs the same worth the can
der ut is" says George NJ. Dickson,
general manager of the National fac
tory.
although the element of sport en-
tiers largely into every contest there is
a serious side to motor racing that Is
more important. 1t Ia now generally
acknowledged that racing is an eff
cient guide to the motor car designer.
enabling him to. eorrect faults that
would escape for years in ordinary use,
and, better still, every automobile con-
test offers an opportunity for the pub
lie to judge for themselves as to the
desirability OF a car. 1t is for this
reason and in this way that the conf
peting maker is repaid"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-25
MOTORISTS NOT
IN. FAVOR Of ANY
COMPROMISE BILL
President Bisseil Denies RumOr
That Bracken Bill Will
Be Abandoned.

The officials of the New Jersey Auto
mobile and Motor Club having in
charge the procurement of q law that
will establish reciprocal relations be-
tween the motorists of this and the
other States of the Union deny that
they are about to introduce ! COM
|, promise measure in the State Senate.
President Bissell, of the local club,
stated yesterday that any falk Of COM
promise was somewhat out IF plare,
because nj compromise bill could hr.ng
about real reciprocity, and that vas
the one thing that the friends of mo-
toring and motorists themselves
wanted.
poli of the senators said Mr..
!, Bissell, reveals the fact that h vote
on the reciprocity bill will be very
close and it appears as Il the enemies
of motoring were behind this tails of
a so-called compromise bill. The mo-
florists Of his State are trying TO Sc
cure reciprocal laws. and it is a GER
tainty that they will 10 all within -hsir
power to secure the passage Of these
laws.
THE indications are that the Bracken
hill, which we introduced 10 the Leg
hfoNo NAA foNs 49,
is brought to a vote.
The l..otorlst Is OF this State Want the
Bracken bill passed and the officials
of this club cannot accept any ompro-
mise, because We cannot compromise Oh
the establishment of reciprocity.
stReciprocity consist of being enabled
to enter our n~eighhoring States with
out restrictions as we'll as permitting
nonresident motorists to tour in our
state under the same conditions, and as
any possible so-called compromise bills
cannot but eliminate this most desired
Convenience / fail to see the necessity
for compromise.
THE efforts OF the motorists to secure
real reciprocity cannot be stopped by
the present ruRlor Of compromise. They
want the Bracken bill to pass and it
has been promised that the bill will
soon be reported out of committee in
order that n vote ma be taken in the
Senate in the les future.
IF compromise talk could achieve
the object for which we have been
lighting since last August I would
gladly favor the consideration of a
compromise measure, but l believe that
emily through a bill similar to the Edge
or Bracken measures can reciprocity be
secured and I shall therefore continue
10 urge the enactment into law of such
a measure. and | trust the Senate may
cooperate with US in our efforts to re-
deem the State from a false and dis
graceful position
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-25
ELECTRIC DEALERS UNITE.

The Electric Automobile Dealers AS
ISOLATION Of New York, formed for the
of increasing the demand for
electric vehicles in the vicinity of New
York, was organized this week by the
election of Albert Weatherby. of the
Detroit- Electric. president; Harvey
Robinson, Of the New York Edison Conn
pany, pice-president, and c. Y. Ken
worthy, of Rauch & Lang, secretary.
The directors chosen were Messrs.
Brown, of r., S.. Bailey & Co.; Blanef1-
ard, of the Waverly Electric; Humpii-
rey, of the Woods Electric; Clay
ton, of Studebaker Bros, and Plat,
of the Baker Vehicle Company.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-25

The house committee of the New Jer-
sey Automobile ana Motor Clup will
meet tonIgnt, when IL Is expected a
date viii pe set tor the opening Of the
CUPS country home at Butter.