Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-09-22

by the WAY he shouts for il.
WA~Ttp-A jlnitor. colorch or Jap
ATTEST, Columbia College of Music. Odd
Fellows Tcmp.e.-Sc"ttlt Paper.
No doubt this college of music de
sireS the whites money though.
When a model Young man is
arrested for stealing it is always Il
S,ocE. to his friends. When young
man who drinks a glass of beer. or
smokes. is arrested for stealing, it is
always Jail for him. Ever notice
it?
1t is noticeable in Seattle, that
many people who will tell you they
are " down on capitalists, trusts,
syndicates. and so on. always buy
the Seattle STIR, owned, controlled
and published by the Scripps- McRac
syndicate of so-called newspapers.
Teddy said, recently: :" con
slider myself very courageous man
because of my sentiments in favor ol
woman suffrage" Whenever the
time comes that Teddy" does not
consider himself "a very courageous
man on any subject on Earth that
he favOrs-tclegraph the WASHING.
Ton STANDARD.
a teacher trying to get some
small boys to understand the use OF
the hyphen had written bird s.
nest upon the blackboard, pointed
to the hyphen and asked the boys
what the little mark was for. There
was silence for moment when
up popped Johnny's hand. Very
well, Johnny, you may tell US, said
the teacher.
Sure, ma am. for the bird tc
roost on, said Johnny.
Ye gods. Can it be possible that
the day or night is coming when We
attend the theatCr that no more
shall we be made to watch the trap
drummer as he manipulates his
traps and makes goo goo eyes al
the fair damSel in the front row; OF
gaze at the slide trombone man as ho
shoves and pulls the slide in and out
lust as if be was trying to swallow
the darncd thing; or cape at the
tall, lank, thin, hungry looking indi-
vidual who must stand up to pul
those deep gutteral tones from the
d" dog house" (base-vioD or look al
the leader of the orchestra with
Paderewiski bunch of hair; or b,
compelled to forego listening while
the orchestra tunes up and just
why the thcatcr orchestra does not
do this get-in-tune, behind the
footlights, instead of in front, | have
never yet learned-well, it sort o.
looks as if we shall be deprived o
the pleasures (pardon me for lying
| have mentioned, as regard the
house-orchestra in theaterS.
Here are two pictures of dentistry
rs advertised in the Sunday P.-I
You pay your money and take youl
choice.
First picture:
The man who invented the Alveolal
method OF dentistry was genius, "by
accident perhaps" but none the less s
genius. He knew that his work to en-
dure must be artistic, and i'll close
proximity to Nature. He therefore Sc
about to devise plan by which missing
teeth could be replaced more beautiful
than the original ones, yet look and fee
natural. The result has been that tn,
Alveolar method has practically or i:
practically revolu,ionizing dentistry.
Second picture:
First the Dental Combine would hav.
ceased to exist, because their power t
keep Dentists out of this state woult
have vanished and with it their code. The
State would have regulated the practice
of Dentistry instead of the Combine do
ing it, and competition would have forcet
all Dentists to guarantee their work ant
the public would have been protected
The Denver Real Estate man, and tn,
Portland race horse men could not hav,
prospered here by false boastng and b,
fake clinics under my law, because the
obtaining OF a fee under false represen
tation was made ground for the Denta
Board to revoke Dentists license ant
this would put stop to Alyeolar teeth
and Alveolar get-the-mcney-Dentists
selling cheap teeth for from 5000 t.
$4,000 per set when there is no sucl
thing as Alveolar teeth, and the Dentist.
who obtain money from people by repre-
senting themselves as some other Dent
isl would lose his license. This woul,
protect the public, AS we'll as the Dent
ist who served the Public honestly
but the Dental Combine would prefer t,
have exReal Estate men, or horse race
chicken butcher men start in the Dent
ist business here.
Seemingly a case OF there are Al