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The Penn's Grove record., 1911-11-24
Revised

Representative Henry of Texas, in
an eloquent and witty attack on in
~ternational marriages, said the other
day In Waco:
THE Honorable Maude Laclands.
the little daughter of the earl of Lac
lands and a Chicago pork queen. once
asked her mother:
Mamma, how long does a honey
moon last?' q
Lady Laclands with a bitter smile
made answer:
1.-The honeymoon may be said to
last, my dear, until your husband be
gins to poster you for money"
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Attractive to BUYER.

A neat and attractive package al
ways is at a premium. Remember
this when dressing and shipping poul-
try to market this fall. If there is
any chance for IN increased price the
dealer is going to give it to his GUS
toners that send in the neat boxes
Ard it also pays well to sell nothing
but fat birds. A few poor and scraw-
ny ones mixed in with a box of good
ones will cut down the whole price.
Feed the poor birds up before selling
them.
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Explained.

An old lady, the customer Of an
Irish farmer, vas rather dissatisfied
with the watery appearance of her
mornings cream and finally She COM
planned very bitterly to him.
BE aisy, mum,"said Pat. "You
see, the weather of late has been so
terrific hot that it has scorched all
the grass off the pasture land. and OF
have been compelled to feed the pore
bastes on water lilies!"-Ideas.
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eat at any time of the wheat, cracked
corn, kaffir or Egyptian corn, and a
dry mash composed of n part corn
meal and two parts light bran, well
mixed Each bin has a small hole at
the bottom, covered with a slide into
the trough to regulate the flow of
grain as it is eaten, SO none is lost.
1t contains enough to feed two or
three dozen fowls for about a month,
and can be cheaply constructed out of
packing cases, with a roof of tarred
paper. 1t should be set in the yard
on two-by-four boards to prevent
moisture from the ground molding
the feed
The designer of this hopper has
used it for several years and states
that it saves one-third of the amount
of feed formerly used and increases
the egg production very greatly.
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Nests Can Be Cleaned.
!, ~ 81

inches deep. Put a four-inch board
in front of nest. carved out slightly
as in illustration. The partitions. top
and bottom (A), are fastened to nests
with leather straps, Co hooked on
nails. Another four-inch board CD.
which is fastened to partitions. is
placed in front of nests for the hens
to fly up on before entering the nests
When you want to clean nests. un-
hook straps (C) and let bottom fall
down. l find this an easy way to keep
nests clean, writes E. H. Schultz in
the Farm and Fireside.
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A PoLlcEMAN's EXPERIENCE.

Suffered for Years From Chronic Kid
ney Trouble.
vNyo1&or Cfopfop 400 Door CT
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NESTS CAN BE KEPT CLEAN
Detailed Instructions With Illustration
Showing How Hens are Made
More Comfortable.

In order to make easy to clean
nests, first take a s~ixteen-inch board
tA), one inch thick and whatever
length you desire to make your nests.
Then fasten hinges tB) on bottom
side and fasten bottom to wall with
hinges. Then make your partitions
twenty by sixteen inches by twelve
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Wanted to Be More Earnest.

Rev. Sylvester Horne, the Liberal
M. P. from London, was talking about
religion at a dinner in New York.
TOO many of us in u religious OBJ
servances," he said, "are like a little
Tottenham Court Road girl.
"This little girl said one night to
her new nurse:
"tOh, must sleep in the dark?
eyes, miss the nurse answered.
""Then wait a minute said the lit
tie girl. I'll get up and say my pray
ers more carefully"
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A Hunting story.

An old backwoodsman that Agra
ham Lincoln often told of had very
heavy, ov~erhanging eyebrows, and
wore big spectacles with brass rims.
One day he came rushing into his
cabin and selling his rifle, aimed it
carefully through a crack of the door
at a great oak tree that stood near,
and fired.
What is it?" whispered his wife.
"a wildcat" Sairy," he said. ex-
citedly. IAN | missed himi"
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Cold Storage Eggs.

If the law becomes generally effec-
tive that cold storage and preserved
eggs must be labeled and sold as
such, there will be little if any dam
age done to the poultry business. In
that case they will not compete with
the fresh-egg market, and the latter
will naturally get a better price.
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appreciates good cooking, and then
she proposed to give various recipes.
Among the first was one for cold
slaw. "To lave this best" began the
lecturer, take a good-hearted cab
bage and"
At this point a young matron inter
rupted. She was eager to get all the
information possible. "Tell me.
please" she spoke up, "how is one to
know the disposition of a cabbage?"-
Philadelphia Times.
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Adam Rede on Pittsbura.

Pfitsburg patriots twisted their
faces awry at a Smoketown pun de-
livered by former Congressman Bede
of Minnesota.
Bede put it over in the climax of
a sparkling speech at a chamber of
commerce banquet.
After telling how dearly he loved
old Pittsburg and her fine old peo-
pie. her rich people and her %toilers, he
said:
Il like Pittsburg because If l ever
get tired Of the town l can wash it
off,"
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81 discovered long
bulkiness of the ordil
calculated to give o.
the power of sustaine
ing. / always felt he
in mind as well as !
the ordinary meal, W
blood from the brain
apparatus.
Il tried foods easy
found them usually 6
ment. l experimented
fast foods and they,
satisfactory, till / rea
And then the problem
~"Grape-Nuts agree
fectly from the begii
my hunger and supl
ment that so many
foods lack.
Il had not been US
before | found that l
an unusual quantity
work. Continued use
ed TO my entire 8
Grape-Nuts food cont
needed by the brain
tenn of the hard woa
ter" Name given by
tie Creek, Mich.
There's q reason
planned in the little
to Wellville,s in pkg
Ever read the abo5
one appears from tffa
Z~ &&SrnamA rr1u. ~
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Treatment for Lice.

A time-honored and effective treat
ment for lice, especially for young
chicks, Is greasing the head and neck
of the chicken with lard or sometimes
With lard and sulphur. The latter,
however, should eve be used on very
Young chicks.
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LAYING Hens.

To make them lay, keep them COM
Portable and busy. but don't ~overfeed
More pullets refuse to lay from be-
ing overfed than underfed. Our pull
lets get two regular feeds a day, hot
mash in the morning, grain for sup
per. with a scratch at noon.
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For over fifty years Rheumatism, Neu-
ralgia, and other painful ailments have
been cured by Hamlins Wizard Oil. 1t is
a good honest remedy and you will not
regret having a bottle ready for use.
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Snrinu Pu,Iets.

Pullets Matched in April will usual
ly lay from October until August. The
l~ate-hatched pullet will lay from Feb
ruary or March until August. The
difference in favor of the early
Matched pullet is easily seen.
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ID

ing to let in fresh air. This house is
almost always twenty or more degrees
warmer in the winter than the u
side temperature. | have been out
mornings when the outside tempera-
ture was eight degrees below zero and
inside this house it would be IL de-
grees above.
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To Eaten MonareIs.

1t is difficult to fatten mongrels
properly until the cool weather of fall,
when they fatten very readily. They
are never sold as green geese, being
reserved for the Thanksgiving and the
Christmas trade.
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Food for pucks.

If the young ducks do not have
plenty of bone-making material while
they are young they are likely to
show leg weakness and pine away and
die.
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of carbolic acid in each bucket OF
wash. The roosts and nests should
be given a thick coat of the wash
Careful breeders of high-class poultry
dust every bird with some good insect
powder before being placed in winter
quarters.
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The Gisf of IL.

Two and two make four. This Is a
platitude.
Two and two make three. This is
demogogism.
Two and two make one hundred and
fifty. This is high f1nance.-Lippin-
colts Magazine.
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Mrs. Wmslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammar
ton, allays pain, cures wind colic, Csc a bottle.
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A BRAIN WORKER.
Must Have the Kind of Food That
Nourishes Brain.

Il am a literary man whose rvo
energy is a great part of my stock in
trade, and ordinarily I have little pa
tience with breakfast foods and the
~extravagant claims made of Their. But
l cannot withhold my acknowledge
ment of the debt that / owe to Crate
NutS food
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Love never fails. because 1t never
stops trying.
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Hoxsie's Group Remedy has no rival in the cure
of Croup-It strikes at the root of the disease. No
opium-no nausea 50 cents.
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No man will have any trouble about
understanding as much of the Bible
as he is willing to live.
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There are still plenty of green pas
lures for all the Lords sheep.
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In HIGH Life.

so the Fliptons have separated ?"
YES"
do you know any of the particu-
lsrs?"
She keeps the poodle"
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The man who is envious of evildo.
ers will soon be one himself.
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Pure Ideals Would
Eliminate Divorce
By Rev. HERBERT MCCONNELL
Pastor Of Sixth Memorial Church,
Grand Rapids. Mich.

TEXT-And the Lord said unto Moses.
Wherefore thou criest into me? Speak
to the children of Israel tina they go
forward"
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REAL ESTATE
INVESTMENTS


TNVESTMENTS-lO6 PER ANNUM. The pre-
4 ferred stock of the Securities Realization Com
paDy pays 1876 per annum- DIVIDENDS are paid on
5une 2Ist and December ist. Shares 500 each. The
business is safe and conservative. None OF the IN
yestor's money is used for rent, salaries or wages
If having bought stock you later on want TO sell y
we will sell It for you to the next purchaser; IN
other words, we will not sell any more treasury
stock until we have sold your stock. FuLl partlc-
ulars free. Address, w. B. Walraths al Title q
Trust Building, Chicago.
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- ~
Camden, N. j., says:
Kidney trouble
bothered me for 10
years. If I stopped,
sharp twinges shot
! through my back and
. it was hard for me to
M arise. / was treated
M by several doctors,
W one a specialist, but
VA did not receive relief.
VA Finally I began using
Y Doan's Kidney Pills
I and soon noticed inn
provement. / con-
tinued until the trou-
. Bile entirely disap-
1 peared."
when Your Back
Is Lame, Remember
the Name-DOAN'S."
3 SOC, all stores. Fos-
:. ter-Milburn Co., Buff
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Loves Magnetism.

Love begets love. 1t is a process Of
induction. Put a piece of iron in the
presence of an electrified body. and
that piece Of iron for a time becomes
electrified. 1t is changed into a tenn
porary magnet in the mere presence
of a permanent magnet; and as long
as you leave the two side by side
they are both magnets alike. Remain
side by side with him who loved US
and gave himself for us. and you, too
will become a permanent magnet. a
permanently attractive force; and.
like him you will draw all men unto
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The Detroit times., 1911-11-29

Il asked the president ~ he lhouElls
the Americans had benefited Panama
Certainly" he replied. They are
fine people. We welcome them anu
are glad 70 have them come.
The president is a cultured, deep,
thinking man OF gracious manner anu
splendid education. He speaks Ehs'
llsh fuently,
We talked OF America and fanaiua
and the canal Then President Aros'
amena prepared for me messase W
the people OF the United STATES
lie couiuc' "a us 90 balcony oNeI.
looking the patio or inner garden
was a pretty little paradise OF spa.
ling fountains and trailing plants Al,
round the balcony hung gay cages VI
briebt hucd little paraquets- ne
president is a great lover OF BIRDS ana
Eeens a little pond OF pet turtles IN
the patio. .,
Il will show you something else
he said. and we were taken 20 Dig
room where there was piano OF
white enamel and a frieze OF OIL POT
traits of men famous in Panama ms
tory painted on the canvas wall
you like to drive?' asked the
president. with a smile. Being assur-
ed that did. he said
Il will call for You with my car
rage az 5 this afternoon.
And sure enough. promptly az o.
with a great iingling OF silver cnains
and waving OF plumes on the heaos Oh
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29

pANAMA. CANAL ZONE, Tuesday
sheer nerve secured me an inter
view today with Pablo Arosamena'
preaIdent OF the republica OF Panama
and ride by his side In the state
carfiaee too
NJ boat sails tomorrow There vas
no fime for red tape.
Why not be .original2 said the
American who Knows the Country
Wen. tfIe got past the little brown
guards i'm their blue uniforms at the
baIace entrance He found the .presi-
dent I'm his shirt sleeves writing a
fnekfage 10 the Panama congress-
fmbortant matters were pending. This
was the last day on which the mes
e could be sent
m 10. Also. did the Americana
ladys boat sail next day, urged the
Man
So this very courteous president
gallantly threw aside the message.
Open the yellow salon" he order
cd.
Bring me my frock coat" he
called.
/ was escorted MP the broad, thick
carpeted stairs. The presidena APP
peared, Immediately attired He led
the way to a beautiful balcony COM
manding broad view OF the white
capped Pacific Gulls circled about
the ruins OF an old tower and nun,
her white head-dress Tapping in the
wind came round corner of the
narrow, walled street below.
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29
An Elephant Roundup.

The number OF elephants In Ceylon
Is increasing so rapidly that they are
becoming terror TO the traveller and
a scourage 10 the planter. the latest
estimate OF the forest department plae-
ing their number at Ave thousand Tho
great native landholders arranged.
therefore. with the help OF their
tenants to relieve the latter OF one OF
their grievances and at tho same time
TO derive from the operation consider
able sport and more profit. for In Coy-
Ion the elephant has very real market
value. for he not only figures conspicu-
ously in all ceremonies OF religion and
OF state but IL employed I'm forest
clearing cultivation. irrigation, and
pretty much every other form OF DRAFT
work being. when properly trained. a
ust full and valuable animal
When IL is appreciated that the oper-
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29

gives no quarter 10 wrong doing; II
is intolerable OF sham, and does yeo-
mans service In exposing hypocrisy
IN the stocks To the contemptuous
gaze: II Is subseryient TO no inter
est and wears the yoke OF no master;
IL seeks not only To prevent the sci
ence OF economics from reaching n
development that may operate TO
grind human beings as we'll as i'm
animate matter. but also 90 hold open
the door OF industrial opportunity.
through which all may pass; and.
more important than ALL II Is doing
a. much as is the pulpit to lift men
up above the sordid things OF life so
that on the extended horizon. there
may be seen the vision. without
which. in the language of the proyerb
OF scripture. the people perish,
And for the very reason that the
press holds steadfast TO these articles
OF faith and is doing these great
deeds the judicious. even though they
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29

attOns preliminary 20 sucoessfui
kraal extend over period 81 sevsrai
weeks. that as many as 5000 beators
are employed In the drive, that dozen
lives are sometimes lost and hhlf
hundred elephants captured, ~ viii be
seen that kraaling Is sport only
within the reach OF kings. and OF Kand-
yam kings at that. The very small
number OF Europeans who have Wit
messed these Jungle round-ups IL due
IL the fact that the scene OF operations
has from necessity TO be laid I'm al
most impenetrable jungle, TO reach
which means no inconsiderable eNpen-
diturc Of money, time. and temper, not
10 mention the drawbacks OF very
primitive accommodation, uncertain
commissartat arrangements and such
minor annoyances as snakes, jungle
ticks. leeches, and mosquitoes-E Al
eNander Powell In the December out
ing
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29
Press Power For Good.
JOSEPH s. AUERBAcH.
n the North American Review.

The press OF this country. on the
whole. is neither unjust nor unfair,
but is the most potent single agency
We have for good. directing it's vast
and overwhelming influence in the
interest OF better observance OF law
and order and for the promotion o. a
more responsive citizenship; IL has
escaped from the clutches OF the polit-
zeal creed and party and Is In the best
sense independent; IL has a staunch
courage and Is entitled TO the out
post OF responsibility u occupies as
the incorruptible sentinel 10 warn us
OF threatening peril; II takes vice by
the throat with a rough hand and
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have no other recourse. may at least
grieve when IL fails TO be true TO the
highest standards OF impartiality and
temperance In its judgment OF men
and OF events.
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29
uE MCNAMARA WITH THE PRESIDENT OF
PANAMA AND GIVES AMERICAN PIE oPLE

the high spirited horses, the presi-
deptial carriage drove up.
Wfth great Importance a Negro
held wide the hotel door for me TO
pass. Outside. az the head OF the
steps, the presidents nephew was
waiting TO escort me i'm state 10 the
carriage door lie held my hand high
as though we were about to dance a
minuet
The president himself was inside
and we rolled away over the level
government roads OF Ancon. the
Negroes bowling low on every side
New I'm going home SUE
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Job Printing Done Right Time.
Printing Co. rs John R.-st
The Detroit times., 1911-11-29
The serioa. Part begins.

The serious Part begins.
Jack Well. old man she has accepted
me aud named the day. That's load
on my heart.
Married Friend Yes; now the load
is on your shoulders. boston Tran
script. -
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-08-31
central Idaho, including Edward Beck

central Idaho, including Edward Beck
and Ray Hester, formerly of the
Bank of Commerce, and Roy Hoag-
land of Lewiston, Idaho, have gone to
Jackson's Hole, Wyo.. to assist the
state game wardens, United States
cavalry soldiers and ranchers in
rounding up between $4,000 and 3d.
900 elk and driving them to less set
tied territory. Old-timers In Spo-
kane say a roundup is difficult task
at this time of the year. but the game
wardens think this is the only way to
save the bands from being extermin-
ated, as the restriction Of the open
range has resulted in the loss OF full
ly 5000 animals year by starvation,
dtspite the fact that fodder has been
provided by ranchers in the district
and the legislature of the state OF
Wyoming. This Is the first attempt
at an organized roundup OF elk in
America and the outcome will be
watched with interest by sportmen
all over the country.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-08-31
Keokuk Presents Manufacturing Ad-
vantages That are Unrivalled by
Reason Of the Water Power
Development.
PROGRESS FOR FUTURE
II Holds All That is Desirable and
the Old Time Conservatism is
Giving Way to Modern
Aegressiveness.

In the trade and Industrial eyolu-
ton Of the vast and fertile middle
Western region unrivaled opportuni-
ties for generous response to human ef-
fort In urban development are pre-
sented In and about Keokuk. This is
q land flowing with milk and honey.
There is no internal enemy to be
gubdued, for the perils of virgin forest
have long since vanished before the
approach of the sturdy woodman. The
pioneer OF civilization has pointed
the way with az and rife. All that
Is required lie sufficient energy to en-.
ter and take peaceable possession.
The prolific earth will yield rich re-
ward. Imposing ag our commercial
and industrial conquegts appear to be
We are at the very threshold of de.
yeIopment. The generous bounty OF
nature has been scarcely sampled
The things that have been accomplish.
ed IN the past Will pale into insignif
canoe in companion with the progress
that Will mark the future. Within
this vast and favored region that Is
an empire In territorial extent, there
is no locality that presents 30 many
acquired Inducements and SO delight
fui an environment as the city OF
Keokuk- Destiny has marked Keokuk
for its very own. 1t is destined to be
come one 81 the great manufacturing
and distributing centers. a prophecy
/ that In more than warranted by the
great water power enterprise now fr
process of Development here that VII
steal from the majestic mississippi III
latent energy and convert It to tbt
uses Of man. This growth Of the ~
lture. the rising tide Of which Ii nov
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-08-31
Cook Without Pans.

A missionary In an account OF lW
In the South Pacific says: The prob
lem of cooking without pots or pans
Is already proved. The natives OF tns
South Pacific cook their food In hole
In the ground. a wood Ere being msae
at the bottom and covered with stones
On these the food Is placed. wrapped
in leaves. and the whole covered Wild
earth. The result is delicious. When
cooked the food is served on leaves
thus doing away with the necessity o.
crockery. lived In the South sea
Islands without crockery, cutierJa
chairs, tables or beds"