Gilpin observer., 1911-04-20
OBSERVATIONS

A conscience needs exercise to,
keep it in healthy condition.
When an artist marries his model
they ought to be able to work "al-
together"
Don't believe all you hear-espec-
tally when it is about yourself.
War in Mexico must be a very in
sipid affair compared to the kind
Sherman once referred to in languag
that has become famous.
A New York girl lost her mind
while visiting in Philadelphia. OF
course the police haven't clue to
the perpetrators Of the theft as yet.
There is no man so poor as he who
is rich in vain platitudes.
Some people rise by getting in on
the ground floor Of everything that
comes along.
Don't borrow trouble with the in
tention of returning it with interest.
Former Senator Aldrich," or Eek
Senator Aldrich" has soothing dull
Get sound to many ears.
The man who never gives up will
some day have money out at interest.
Cheerfulness is about the only con-
tageous thing that We aren't afraid Of.
A thorough investigation Of the
past activities of the Standard Oil
company might illuminate many dark
places in the political history OF the
country.
One Of the oar crews OF an eastern
university are said to be composed
entirely of sons of well-known mil
lionaires. They ought to take natural
ly to water.
Property on Wall street is said to
be worth forty million dollars an
acre-and not foot Of it is broke
to the plow, nor is the water fit for
dairying purposes.
Teddy Roosevelt is probably the
highest paid editorial writer there is
today-and yet we doubt II he could
run a country newspaper.
A Washington man told the judge
that he had scruples against spank
ing his wife. His wife certainly has
the right system.
In the continued and prolonged alb
sence of any seismic disturbances
along the New England shores we
are inclined to fall into the erroneous
belief that the country is struggling
along without an ex-president.
The automobile industry is doing
much for labor. 1t gives direct en-
ployment to about a million people,
besides doing considerable in the
way of lessening the number of peo-
plc wanting jobs.
The man who is SO constituted that
you would be willing to do most any
kind Of a favor for him is the one
who seems to need help the least.
1t is easy to be cheerful when those
around you are cheerful-so, from a
selfish standpoint 1t is worth while
to try to make happy those you as
sociate with.
The man who makes the most noise
talking makes the least noise think
ing.
Every young man who wastes his
youth is putting mortgage on his
prime.
Beauty is only skin deep-and most
Of the pretty girls haven't much
depth.
Lieutenant Hobson says he Is af-
ter the alcohol peril, and expects
to get it-but who is going to get
Richard p?
James Hamilton Lewis says men
should not shave. j. Ham. should
remember that II 1t wasn't for this
custom Of the ordinary man his
whiskers wouldn't have had chance
to have made him famous.
A young man in Wyoming drove
two miles alone before he discover.
cd that his sweetheart had fallen out
Of the buggy. Love.making in that
state must lack some OF the ardor
that characterizes It around here.
Ellen Terry says that next to Lon.
don she likes Chicago better than
any city in the world. Anyone who
likes London the best would be OK.
pectcd TO like Chicago next best.
No man is as smart as his small
children think no is-nor as big a
fool as his grown.up children think
] he is.