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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24

psincd by u rapid pulse, Thcr' may
DO u mild bussins IN tho ears, hat d'k-
a'ncsa has not hccn reported, Head
aches are liable at an altiI,dr NJ sbout
$500 tcet The sensation ~, cold b.
{, mes intense. Irregularities In the
.rts,ular movements arc ESQ report
ed perhaps tho expression VI the
combined ofYccts ot cold accelerated
heart beat, nervous tcnstpn fatigue
and other factors.
As In the case of mountain climb
ing. the altitude NJ which different In.
viduals are attacked varies widely,
Cruchct and Moullncr add that proba.
bly, the extreme rapldity with which
the aviator travels through u chang.
lns atmospheric environment contrib
utrs distress and e,cn danger to yari-
ations In atmospheric pressure which
divers, FOR example. would regard ~
relatively slight, Some OF tho symp-
toms noted In caissnn workers. hnd n
counterpart In those reported by the
avlators
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24

We have some vcry desirable 9Th
street property tor/ sale - stephens
Hunter Realty Co,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24
sIiEI,IFF"s SALE

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so"' p''"ahns'
Notice Is hereby given that BY
virtue OF an execution ana order oi
sale. duly Issued out OF the above On
ttlcd court ana cause on tho i<th
day OF November. 1911. upon q de-
cree made and entered OF record In
snid court ana cause ana In said conn-
~ ana state on the lfth day OF No
vcmber. 1911. In favor OF the above
named plaintin and against the abov
named defendants and each of them.
directing the sale OF certain real prop
crty. TO satisfy the sum OF s2'2oS.9o.
WI" '"'c''ht th'T'oh NJ thc rhtn W
10 per cont per annnm from the IAN
dhy OF september. ieii' ana tho costs
OF SUIT. amounting to tho sum OF &2b.
ana the expense OF tho SAFE
now therefore. by virtue OF said
execution ana In compliance with said
writ ! VIII on saturday. tho 10Th
dhy OF december. 1911. ut 10 O'Clock
u, m OF mid day' At tho front door
OF 'he county court mousse. IN kiam-
h'n fa''s' hihmhth county. oregon
so'' NJ pnD''c auction. subject TO re-
demptioh according 10 inw' TO the
h'ghest ana pest b'ddcr' TOR cnsh In
mana all the right t'tle ana interest
OF inc above named defendnnts and
e"cn OF mem w ana 10 the follow
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24
NoTlCE tOW PUBLICATION
Not coal ,ands)
ii-is-i.io b


Department of the Interior. United
States Land once nj Lakc,icw
oregon. october II. 1911,
Notice IL hereby given that Oscar
l.. Carter. whose pos,oiiicc address ~
Klamath Falls. Oregon. did on the
4gth day of Mey. l0tl. nlc In lhis
pn.cc sworn stat tymcnt aud application
No, OtGSO, to purchase lot /. Section
I. township 81 \, range 10 y. william.
vttc Meridian. and tho timber thereon
Ludcr tho proylnpns of the act of June
:, 1873. aud acts Rmcndatory. know q
IA the Timber and stone Law" at
such value az nigh, be rSci by ap'
and that, purSunn, To such
application, the land and timber
thereon have been appraised at u
total of si65. tho timber estimated at
go. 200 board feet. at 10 cents per NJ.
and the land nothing. that said appli'
eau, viii orcr nnal proof In support
of his application and sworn state
mcnt on the sTth day ot December.
1911. before L. ". Richardson. Unit
cd States Commissioner. ut klamath
Falls. oregon.
ANY person IL n, liberty To- protcs'
this purchase before entry. or ini'iat,
n contest at any time before patent
issues. by nling corrobofntcd am
dnyit In this once, alleging factr
which would dcfca, the entry,
A. W. oRToN.
lO-IT-is-s6 R,gis.cr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24
NOTICE or snERlFF's SALE Of
REAL PROPERTY
Suit to Foreclose Mortgage
Klamath County Bank. u Corpora.
tion. Plaintiff.

uon. fiainttu.
W.
Charles r. Bonncy and Minnie J.
Bonncy. Defendants.
Under and by virtue OF an order OF
sale and decree Of foreclosure issued
out OF the circuit court OF tho county
Of klamath. state OF Oregon. on the
iith day Of November. 1911. In the
above entitled action. wherein the
above named plaintiff obtained q
judgment and decree against Charles
T. Bonney and Minnie J. Bonney. wife
OF the said Charles r. Bonncy. de-
PENDANTS. on the 9Th day OF October.
1911. recorded In the Judgment lien
book OF said court Mt page IS. vol.
ume 3.
am commanded to sell all that
certain piece. lot and parcel Of land
situate In the county Of klamath.
state OF Oregon. and bounded and
particularly described as follows. to
wit:
Block 15 In North klamath Falls.
city OF klamath Falls. state Of Ore.
gon.
Notice is hereby given that on Fri.
day. the 18th day OF December. 1911.
at o'clock p. m. In front OF the
court house In the county OF klamath.
will. In obedience To said order OF
sale and decree Of foreclosure. sell
tn" above described property. or 40
much thereof as may he necessary to
satisfy plaintiffs judgment. with In
terest thereon and costs 10 the high
est and best bidder for cash
w. u. BARNES.
Sheriff OF Klamath County.
BY N. J. BARNES. Deputy.
iI-Is-i2-14r
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24
Mills Addition
BARGAIN s

Six-room bungalow, wired and plas.
tered: with water In house. and
two lots 6oxi2o: large chicken
house and park. Price $4,000.
part cash: balance to suit.
rhree-room cottage and other out.
buildings; = good well on bacs
porch. Price $50; half cash. bal.
anee to suit. II you want y Goa,
little home be sure and see this.
A few choice lots. only one block from
school. at SO down and so per
month: other lots 10 per cen, down
and IS per month: no taxcs and no
interest; We have lots In all parts
of Mills & Darrow Additions: We
nave what you want, when you
want Il. and where you want Il at
prices and terms 70 suit.
Fivs-room house asd one lot: house
all piastered and wired: kitchen
tiled. Price Si.ioo; onc-hsf cash
balance easy terms
Choice building lots adjoining the
new school building: SO down anu
SO per month: other lots In all
part. OF the addition.
Choice acreage nve-eiGhths Of . mile
town In i've and ten acre tracts: all
under cultivation and In crop: part.
ly fenced and With other Improve
ments. Price Slss to $50 per
Owens Realty Co.
Cor. Stukel sod harrow aveu0es
MILLS ADOITION
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1911-11-24

Accidents viii happen. but the best
regulated families keep Dr.. Thomas
Electric OIL for such emergencies. II
subdues the pein sad heals the hurts.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
EYES WOULD BURN AND STING

1T is just year ago that my sis.
ter came over here to us. She had
been here only few weeks when her
eyes began to be red, and to burn and
sting as If she had sand in them.
Then we used all of the home RENE.
dies. She washed her eyes with salt
water, used hot tea to battle them
with, and bandaged them over night
with tea leaves, but all to no purpose
She went to the drug store and got
some salve, but she grew constantly
worse. She was scarcely able to look
In the light. At last she decided To
go to doctor, because she could
hardly work any more. The doctor
said 1t was very severe disease, and
II she did not follow his orders close
ly she might lose her eyesight H9
made her eyes burn and applied cleo
tricity to them, and gave her various
ointments. In the two and half or
three months that she went to the
doctor, we could see very little i'm
provement
Then We had read so much how
people had been helped by Cuticura
that we thought we would try 1t, and
we cannot be thankful enough that we
used it. My sister used the Cuticura
Pills for purifying the blood, bathed
only with Cuticura Soap, and at night
after washing, she anointed her eyes
very gently on the outside with the
Cuticura Ointment. In one week. the
swelling was entirely gone from the
eyes, and after month there was no
longer any mucus or watering of the
eyes. She could already see better,
and in six weeks she was cured"
(Signed) Mrs. Julia Csepicska, zoos
Utah ST., st. Louis, Mo-, Aug. %, 1910.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

to feel better when l had taken only
one bottle of Compound, but kept on
as / was afraid to stop too soon. Mrs
SADIE MULLEN, 2728 N. b. St., Ell
wood, Ind.
Why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out a sickly,
half-hearted existence, missing thr.a.
fourths Of the joy Of living, when they
can find health in Lydia Z. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound?
For thirty years it bag been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
has cured thousands of women who
have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, fibroid tumors, irregulari-
ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges-
ton, and nervous prostration.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound will help you,
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass, for advice. Your letter
will be absolutely confidential,
and the advice free.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
Railroading and Dancing.

Stuart c. Leake, who has lot to DO
with managing a big railroad in Rich
mond, Va, is noted as one of the best
dancers IN the south.
One night something went wrong
with the branch Of the road over
which Leake has supervision.
Where In thunder was Leake?"
asked the president of the road next
morning.
Leading german" said the gen
eral manager.
Which," commented the president.
was a dirty Irish trick."-Popular
Magazine
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
A FOOD STORY
Makes a Woman of 70 zone In 10000

The widow of one OF Ohio's most
distinguished newspaper editors and
a famous leader In politics In his day,
says she is 70 years old and 'stron-
ger woman than you will find IL ten
thousand" and she credits her fine
physical condition to the use of Grape
Nuts:
Many years ago / had terrible
fall which permanently injured my
ftomach. For years / lived on a
preparation OF corn starch and milk,
but it grew so repugnant to me that
had to give 1t up. Then | tried, one
after another, dozen different kinds
OF cereals, but the process of diges-
ton gave me great pain.
ut was not until ! began to use
Grape-Nuts food three years ago that
found relief. 1t has proved. with the
dear Lords blessing. a great boon to
me. 1t brought me health and vigor
such as l never expected to again en-
Joy. and IN gratitude / never fail to
sound its praises" Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich.
There's Reason"
Look for It In the little book, 1.-THE
Road to Wellville," to b. found In pkgs
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
one appears from time TO time. Fhey
are genuine, tSue, and full 81 human
tnterest.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Chauffeur Had Had Enough Accidents
With People Wearing False
Teeth.

Pretty That's x, who has delighted
the audiences Of New York's vaude-
Vile houses, was called suddenly to
Vermont to visit her sick mother. At
town few miles from her parents
home she hired an automobile and
asked the chauffeur to drive her with
as much speed as possible to her
destination.
The roads were very bad, and the
car, making good speed up hill and
down dale, over rocks and ruts,
seemed bound to shake overheard its
occupants.
After a little of this jolting the
chauffeur turned to his fare and de-
manded:
Il say. ma'am. Do you wear false
teeth?"
What impudence!" exclaimed
That's X.
"Oh, ma'am, 1t Is not from impu-
dence," returned the chauffeur, that
asked you the question. 1t Is be-
cause the road is bad, the rocks are
hard, and If you wear false teeth, you
would do we'll to remove them until
we strike the pike. I've had enough
accidents Of that description"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

Now, Doctor Carvem is quite skilled;
His practice is considered splendid
And when he started In to build
We marked each case that he'd At
tended.
The roof of tile that lifted high
To such a stately elevation
We knew had been accomplished by
keen and careful amputation
In fact, we felt that we could see
In dormer window and in gable,
The fair expression OF each fee
Got from the operating table
The steps that lead up to the door,
AS fine as any Roman consuls,
Are neither any less nor more
Than little Willie SINNERS tonsils.
The railing of the porch, wherein
Wistar1a vines in summer culver
Were earned in struggling days agone
BY fixing up Jim Johnsons liver.
The big bay window at the side
where all the Carvems sit while dining
Is of two bits of work allied
Some suturing and some trephining.
So many folks admire the l.
Especially Philetus Boomer
Who recognizes very well
The surplus profit from his tumor
Inc new addition being made
There where the Doctors little den was
Is on Sam Slocum's neck displayed
scar that shows US where his wen
was.
fear me, though, the doctor plans
Some more ambitious architecture;
My aching form he daily scans
with more than curious conjecture,
And though he says with calming smile
There are no symptoms to alright us,
he Keeps asserting all the while
That have got appendicitis!
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
SUNSHINE AND GOOD HEALTH
man Life Is Quickened and Health
and Happiness Promoted.

The sunlight, with It's mellowing
warmth and radiance, is one of the
great essentials to good heath. Where
ever it penetrates, In prudently regu-
lated moderation. 1t quickens human
life. promotes health and happiness,
and may be truly regarded as one Of
the best friends of man and beast.
The common practice of providing
blinds. shutters, curtains and other
means for shrouding the windows and
shutting out the sunshine, Is undoubt-
eddy a great mistake, and makes for
physical weakness and i'll health. More
window light, more sunshine, and not
less, is what we require. Let all your
apartments, kitchen, sitting rooms,
parlors and bedrooms. too, be flooded
with sunlight as much as possible.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

1t is said that never was there a
gentler critic that Doctor McClintock
of Dickinson college One day a
young orator presented his speech for
Doctor McClintock's approval He ev.
identity did not anticipate adverse
criticism
He received 1t, nevertheless, given
In the doctors gentle, humorous way
which never could offend.
It's a good speech" he said. but
there is, perhaps, little too much
or certain sort of rhetoric. For
instance, ! find in 1t two midnight
owls, two midnight wolves, three
American eagles and four unfurled
banners. 1t seems to me that the
supply exceeds the demand Youth S
Companion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
The Vacant Literary Throne

There is, we must admit, today nc
monarch in any tongue upon the lit.
erary throne no sovereign world.
named in poetry or prose, in whom
as has happened before now not SC
many generations ago, in royal success.
sion, to Scott. Byron, Goethe, Victor
Hugo. Tolstoy-all the civilized world,
Teuton, Latin. Celt, Slav. Oriental, are
interested, for whose new works II
looks, or where it seeks the gospel OF
the day. Nabochlish, to use an Irish
word that became a favorite with Sir
Walter Scott; it does not matter DC
not let us nurse the humor of the de
spondent editor who mournfully told
his readers, mo new epic this
month"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
Tho Cardinals Coach,

cardinal must not walk in the
streets Of Rome or in the populous
districts beyond the walls. He goes
In a closed carriage drawn by ambling
and well-groomed black horses. Be
fore the loss of the temporal power
the carriages were scarlet, drawn by
four or six horses, surmounted by a
gilt railing resembling crown. Val
ets and coachmen wore gorgeous liv.
cries and three other carriages con,
yeyed the secretaries and chaplains
or his eminence. These equipages
were laid down in 1870, and some OF
them may be seen taking farmers and
their families to the Roman mar.
ket. Vegetables are packed on the
roof and where the Wallets stood be
hind.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
A Flash of Genius.

"Eureka!" cries the modiste.. my
fortune is made"
Good! How?" exclaims her as
sistant.
I've originated new costume"
Auto? Walking? Party?"
mo. None of those old things. I've
Just thought of the best ever. I'm 60
ing to turn out special cut and style
of dress to be worn only when going
to see the milliner or modiste."
Realizing that every woman in the
country Will want to wear such a cos
tune all the time, whether she is 60
Ing for hats or dresses or not, because
she will want her sisters to envy her,
the assistant clasps her hands and
falls to dreaming of the Golconda the
modiste has stumbled into
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

But why asks the man who has
been rubbing his vest buttons off
against the bar, but why do you call
this drink you have so generously
handed me with your compliments
The Free Library Cocktair?"
Because" explains the bartender,
lit doesn't cost you anything to get
IL, but in order to maintain it with a
proper degree of dignity and enjoy.
ment you have to spend about all the
money you have in your garments"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
exclaimed
Barmalds In South Australia.

South Australia Is suffering from a
barmaid famine. Two years ago bar
maids were abolished in that state by
act Of parliament. No more could be
legally engaged, but those already en-
ployed could remain on condition that
they registered themselves.
There are now only 400 of them left,
and the competition for their serv-
Ices is such that their wages have
Jumped from rs shillings to E3 a
week. The hotels that have had to
employ barmen report a considerable
change for the worse in their receipts.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
PAYING by Check.

The peanut vender had a white ele.
plant on his hands In the shape of q
check for $105
"Dfsa ting no good" he said. q
wanta da mon'"
Having ascertained just where the
check came from, sympathetic Gus
toner passed over 'da mon" in ex
change for the check and then start
ed an investigation of somebody's rea.
sons for buying scent bags of peanuts
on time. Finally the woman who had
introduced new wrinkle into the
credit system was cornered for an in
terview
pay for everything by the month. y
she said, absolutely everything
groceries, dry goods, drugs, station
cry. hair dressing, and church dues
and see no reason why | should
make an exception in peanuts"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
GOOD BUSINESS MEN IN ROME
Book Publishers Turned Out Worn
Quickly and With Ample Assur-
ance Of Profit

There were in Augustan Rome en-
tablished publishing houses which
not only turned out large numbers
OF books. but many editions OF them.
and at an incredibly small price (says
Algernon Tassin In the Bookman)
That their arrangements were bust
ness-like may be inferred from the
testimony OF Horace He relates
that when an author failed to please
the metropolis the publishers shipped
the entire edition of his works to the
provinces, and If he still failed to go
on as writer they made arrangements
to bring him back again and sell him
as paper to the pastry and spice
shops. One great firm in Rome had
over two thousand trained slave
copyists; and their work was swift
and cheap, for Martial writes that
they had ready an edition of q thou.
sand copies Of his "Epigrams" in just
one hour to be sold at ten cents a
copy. The exceedingly large reading
public which all this indicates must
nave been many years in growing
and one may assume that Rome had
long been a city of readers. Atticus
the publisher of Cicero. had a great
many modern methods in the conduct
OF his business, and the fact that
Caesars Commentaries" were very
quickly dispatched to the outposts of
civilization shows that the machinery
OF distribution was also we'll organic.
Cd. Thus we may conclude that the
advertising and publicity department
was In good shape
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
Dou Dies From Grief

A dogs striking attachment to his
master is recorded from Villeneuve-
Saint-Georges. While attending the
funeral of a municipal councillors
wife c. Constantin, a resident of that
village, contracted congestion of the
lungs, from which he died suddenly.
He had dog, small fox terrier,
which never left him. Since the death
of NJ Constantin the poor animal re-
fused food and passed whole days at
the cemetery moaning on the tomb of
his dead master. The other day the
terrier was found dead.-le Figaro.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

Spring Humors are due to the i'm
pure. impoverished. devitalized condi-
ton OF the blood brought about by
the unhealthful modes of living DUR
Ing the winter, too close confinement,
too little outdoor air and exercise, too
heavy diet. Hoods Sarsaparilla cures
them and builds up the whole system
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

Il tried to cure this for eighteen
months. but it gradually got worse. A
doctor advised me to have my tonsils
cut out, but l did not like the idea
Another doctor examined me. and told
me the same thing. / finally got bot
tie Of Peruna, and after / had taken
one bottle my throat was better
bought and used a dozen bottles, and
saw / was going to get well, and did"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
Where Surgery Falls Short.

Surgery" said Simeon Ford at a
dinner in New York. "accomplishes
wonders nowadays. Hearts are sewed
up; the appendix is removed; the
large intestine is done away with.
But"
The noted humorist smiled
But will the time ever come when
surgery will be able to remove the
cheek of young man or the jaw of an
old woman ?"-New York Sun.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
Explicit.

Did you say he was knight of the
brush because he painted the town
red?" asks the listener
mo. You misunderstood me-" an.
swers the other. II said II was
night OF the brush when the town was
painted red"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
All Snakes Are Killers.

But all snakes, great and small, are
Killers. All of them eat creatures
which they Stay. None eat vegetable
food Of any kind. Nor will they eat
animals which they find dead That
is one reason, no doubt, why they have
always been stunned and dreaded by
human beings.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

Hoods sarsaparIIIa has no equal
for cleansing the blood and expelling
the humors that accumulate during
the winter. 1t effects it's wonderful
cures because 1t combines the utmost
remedial values of more than twenty
different ingredients. Insist on having
Hoods. 1t has no substitute.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21

BILE Compound. l
was sick three
months and could
not walk. / suf-
fered all the time.
The doctors said l
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for l could
h ardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
right leg. / began
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
No Doctor In Forty Years.

try near Etna with never a doctor
summoned on professional visit at
his home is the record of e. r. Hamil-
ton, who has nevertheless raised a
large family.
There were times during the last
two score years when we were hun
cry, but we were never SICK said Mr.
Hamilton.-Portland Oregonian.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
For German Monument

Plans of the national German-Amer.
lean alliance for a monument to com.
memorate the founding of the first
German settlement in this country
are to be consummated. The memo
rial is to be located in Vernon Park
Germantown, Pennsylvania. and con
gress has voted TO add $4,000 TO a
similar amount raised by the alliance
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-04-21
Words of Comfort.

my doctor says / must sleep out-of-
DOORS" said the man who is not
strong.
Well" replied the friend who
makes painful efforts to cheer up;
''it's all right so long as your landlord
doesn't say it,"