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The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29
MAN SHOULDN'T WE'D
Let Nfey Stay in Bed, Take Her
chocolate, Advises Chicago
Judge

Let Wifey Stay in Bed. Take Her
Ghocolate, Advises Chicago
Judge.
Chlcago, June 81. - The spoon
that stlrs the soup is the symbol of
uomestlc felicity and the husband
should learn to use it as we'll as
the wife, said Municipal Judge
Goodnow to-day when he was called
on 10 censure man who, unable to
COOK, had forced his wife to
arse at $3.50 a. m. to get his break.
last. The judge is a good chief
hlmself, and is proud of it.
The man that can't cook shouldn't
think of getting married. said
Judge Goodnow. He is a pitiable
object. Let the June bride he
ware OF her husband if he cannot
s soss the piping flapjack or coax the
i4ds0T .sDi from the carrot to the soup
Inc engaged girl usually does
not consider in her beautiful dream
oI thlngs as they should be the
aIowsy breakfast time. That's
where the husbands business of
cooking comes in.
Let him jump cheerfully from
the bed, tell the wife to snuggle
comfortably in the blankets and
then let him go down and turn ont
mess for himself and wind up by
carrying her a cup Of chocolate be-
1ore he hikes for the 7:15. Don't
you see that her harmless illusions
life? mai leu
I'm a mamma boy, if that what
II Is and I'm proud of it,"
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29
Not On His Tombstone.

What did he die off,
"A slight difference of opinion,
as near as / can find out"
'Oh, a fight?"
Not at all
What, them"
Doctors disagreed, and ne 1.ed
before they settled it, - London
Tit-Bits.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29
PROFESSIONAL CARDS

DIR. l.. II. CRAIG,
Residence Phone 1869
Office Phone 1873.
Residence at the home of
Mrs. Burt on East Main S..
Office over Bank of Dillon.
o. vi. PAGE. c. E.,
Civil Engineer, Land Sur
veying and General Engi-
neering, Draughting and
Blue Printing.
Office over McLaurin's store
James r. Coggershall,
Darlington, S. c.
G. II. Pettigrew, Dillon, s. @.
COGGESHALL &
PETTIGREW
Attorneys-at-Law
Office over Bank OF Dillon
Building
Dillon. South Carolina
N B. Hargrove, Joe P. Lane.
HARGROtE N LANE
Attorneys at Law
Dillon. S. c.
Offices over Evans Pharmacy
WALTER F. STACKHOUSE
Attorney at Law
Marion, "outh Carolina.
Phone No. 8.
LANNEAU d. LIDE
Attorney at Law
Marion, S. c.
Office in Graham Building.
Knox Livingston, ]. B. Gibson,
Bennettsville, S. c. Dillon, S. c.
LIVINGSTON & GIBSON,
Attorneys at Law.
Offices on Railroad Ave-,
next door to Cotton Mill Of
fices.
Dillon, S. Z.
JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
&. ES.
Surveying and Engineering.
Drafting and Blue Printing
Represented by
w. F. II. Johnson,
Office over Cotton Mill Office I
Dillon, S. c.
.
-- Office of
TOWNSEND, ROGERS
& McLAURIN,
Attorneys at Law.
Dillon IS. c.
Office above McLaurin Drug
Store.
.. .
JAS. w. JOHNSON I
Attorney at Law
Marion, South Carolina. !
Practicing in the Courts of I
Dillon County. 7-21-tf
- - . I
P. B. Sellers w. c. Moore 1
SLLERS & MOORE
Attorneys at Law I
Practice in State and
Federal Courts. Special at
tention given to collections.
Office over Bank of Dillon.
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The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29

Heaps of trouble always coming
to people just because they think
they are too smart for it.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29

Sets 0'Me SOints from he Snside"
For Sale By Evans Pharmacy.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29
JAMES WILKES
Dr. Ewing Confirms the Statement

DnIOS. S. c.. August IS
used RliEUMACIDE on a chronic case Of Rbeums
tsm that had been unsuccessully treated by several
other physieans and prescribed Il more as PIsf,ks
than anything else; and. to my surprise the 6rst
bottle seemed 10 benefit him and had him 10 continue
d. ana In months be perfectly we'll The patent
was drawn so in his hips and arms that he could moi
even use erutches. j have since used RIfEUMACIDE
in other cases with success -,
J EWING ND
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1911-06-29
RHEUMACIDE
Almost a Miracle
Wonderful Cure in South Carolina

-~sSAg
JDt1oa. S. c.. August IS
In September, 1885, tcok Rheumatism in q very bad
form InhammatoTy). In q month after the disease
started had 70 give up my work and go to bed. Il
continued TO grow worse until and hands were
badly drawn, so much that could not use them NM
ess were drawn back until my feet touched my hips
was as helpless as baby for nearly twelve months
The muscles OF my and legs were hard and shry
elled up; suffered death many times over. Was
treated by six different physicians In McColl Dillon
and Marion, but none Of them could do me any GOOD
until DR. j. =. Ewing, Of Dillon. came TO see me hi,
told me 10 try your RHEUMAClDE. He GOT me one
bote OF the medicine and began TO take IT, and before
the hrs bottle was used began 70 get better used
hve and half bottles and was cured Thai
vas two years ago and my health has been excellent
ever since; Have had no symptoms OF rheumatism
regard RHEUMAClDE as BY far the best remedy Tor
khermatism on the market Icannot say too much for
IL have recommended IL TO others since and il has
cured them viii say further that began 10 wall in
about six days after began to take RHEUMAcIDE.
win the aid OF cruches In About three months afteT
began TO take IL could walk as good as anybod ana
JAMES WILKES
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
MILLIONS RUSH FOR GRUB
Stampede of NoOntime Eaters One of
the sDcctnclcs of New
York.

To see New York running to its food is
one of the great sights of the city. 1t may
be one Of the sights which a stranger will
have a little difficulty in understanding
just at first but then a stranger doesn't
expect to understand everything in New
York right off anyway, and we westerners
learn whole lot sooner than they think.
For they're not eating because they're
hungry. They're eating to keep from get
ting hungry. It's a splendid scheme, that
an ounce of prevention, etc.-in most
cases. But this is a case where it's mis-
applied. Nature never meant us to spring
that on our stomachs. our stomachs were
meant to plain out holler for more. When
the stomach is hollow It hollers. That's
supposed to be the signal. But the New
Yorker makes his meal ahtedSte the signal.
His stomach never has chance to so
much as peep a single peep. The New
Yorker forestalls the hollow and the holler
both, and hence this wild lunch hour lope,
this noontime stampede this unmannery
midday melange, which to a stranger seems
so superfluously hurried and melangey.
When the lunch hour comes the New
Yorker drops twenty stories in an elevator
express, tears up the street and collides
with everything that isn't going his way,
hurls through revolving doors and rides
up other elevators and firmly believes he's
hungry as the result. It's expeditions and,
moreover, If the New Yorker wants to go
after his food like a mining community in
Nevadt rushing a new gold camp its his
affair. The only thing that seems sort OF
sad somehow is that he doesn't take it a
| little more gaily, this meal OF his. II he
could only go on its trail in the spirit with
which a young buff dog chases a chip
munk to its tree, with a light in the eye
and a wild yelp OF glee on the tongue,
But no. Having run his dinner to its lair,
he doesn't even gloat over It. He doesn't
! even eat it, to speak exactly. He worries
| Il down.
Never was such deadly business made
of what should be a pleasure No wonder
the New York digestion acts the way they
says 1t does. Manhattan after a hearty
meal looks suspiciously as II It owned
! stomach which had gone on a pout And
a pouty stomach usually means that some
thing besides the stomach is to blame.
For the wild rush for food ends in no
consideration. The eXertion Of body may
have been great The exertion Of mind
ends at the table. The New Yorker
simply points aimlessly to the menu and
says: Gimme that" Then it's up to the
waiter.-New York World.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
MENDELSSoHN CHOIR is ACTIVE
Making Preparations for the Great
Festival with the Thomas
Orchestra In May.

At the last Monday evening rehearsal
of the Mendelssohn Choir Of Omaha
careful division OF the parts was made,
each part being divided into well-balanced
sections of first and second parts. The
recent announcement through the press
relative to new members and the January
limit resulted in in the acquisition OF de-
sirable and experienced singers. II Is
urged that all who are DESTROYS of identi-
flying themselves with the Mendelssohn
choir should send in their names to the
secretary, Mr. Albert A. Wedemeyer, Army
building, this city, so that in case OF va
cancies they can be notified. The choiI
meets regularly Monday evenings at
o'clock sharp, in Edward Creighton insti'
tute assembly hall, Eighteenth street, be
tween Douglas and Farnam. The worl
next Monday evening will include TIT
Thanks BE 10 God" and He WatchinG
over Israel" choruses from The Elijah
An indication of the interest awakened
by the Mendelssohn choir and Theodore
Thomas Orchestra concerts, TO be given II
the Auditorium May Is and &C. is seen IL
the fact that a request has been received
from a gentleman in Yakima, Wash, 70
reserva ton. He expects to be in Omaha Il
May and wishes to assure himself Of goO'
seats,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
MdzSareAa Utter

includes Glare Burg, soubrette; Arthur
Bell a character comedian; Emily Miles,
singing and dancing commedienne; Blanche
Bell clever and shapey artist before the
public; Cherry Spencer, dancers and Groves
and, Glare, singers, takers and parodists.
striking feature is the Musical Gordan
Highanders, an act which has excited
much discussion wherever seen on ac-
count Of its charming and novel character.
A beauty chorus of singing and dancing
damsels is also promised, costuming is
likewise assured. Matinee every day
This week Saturday night the Gayety will
offer another of its Amateur Nights pre-
sented as only the Gayety can present
such odd and unusual stunts. A great
aggregation of would-be vaudeville stars
have already registered for the contest.
The cash prizes given by the management
acting like magic in the matter of pro-
curing talent for this entertainment
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
Seventh Sons.

In the early days Of the reign Of the late
King Leopold of Belgium a seventh son
was born to Brussels woman, and when
the king heard Of IL and was told that the
boy was the seventh successive one and
that no girl had come to the family, he
asked to be the baby's godfather Ever
since then every seventh son born in Brus-
sells has had the same honor and the moth.
ers have received gifts IN keeping with
their station in life. King Albert, In carry
ing out the old usage a short time ago
had some difficulty because the seventh
son was twins according TO the Frank
furter Zeitung. He could not stand for
both boys, because that would give the
family two Alberts. The remedy was found
by Queen Elizabeth, who suggested that
her little son, the duke Of Brabant, be the
godfather OF the eighth boy, who conse-
quently received the name Of Leopold. -
New York Tribune,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22

AL STEPHENS decries the ef-
~" forts of some OF his professio.'
TO get themselves into the
papers" on any and every oc-
IHsJ4E9I cassion or preteNt. Mr.. Steph-
Nlt64LW ems played at the Orpheum last
week. presenting scenes from The Mer-
chant OF Venice Uncle Toms Cabin
rip Van Wrinkle" and Faust" During
several chats he voiced the sentiment that
actors should place a true value upon
newspaper exploitation.
Now don't understand me TO say that
don't like to see articles about myself or
my work. but the point l am making is
that when l do something worthy l want
recognition. but to be everlastingly beat
ing yourself on the chest and angling for
publicity on every little preteNt-why that
goes against my grain ] have some dear
friends among the fourth estate. Dick
Little OF Chicago is one OF my newspaper
friends, and l enjoy an acquaintance with
George AIDE and | can appreciate the true
value Of a newspaper story. SO / would
not overdo the thing by getting into print
too often. One wears his welcome out, l
believe, and is liable to get the name Of
being a grandstand player" Mr. Steph-
ems declared.
for his vaudeville act are among a list
Of the ten most popular plays as announced
by New York dramatic paper, following
thorough canvass OF the subject Mr..
Stephens loves his Shylock, or rather loves
Shakespeare. He says that when a mere
boy he read and read Shakespeare and
could recite II by the yard His is one
of the most extensive in vaudeville. He
carrieg In all siNty-five pieces for the four
scenes. An electrician accompanies him
on his tours
Talking OF his early stage experience,
Mr.. Stephens related that he appeared in
Omaha about twelve years ago with Mr..
Taylor who is now the husband OF Stella
Mayhem. When a boy he aspired to be
an acrobat but managed to get into a
minstrel show for a starter. as drummer
boy. He wrote the comedy His Wife $
Relations" and The Broken IDOL lie
is now working on new act for next
season, II the vaudeville managers want
the act"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
Indigestion CAUSES
SallOW Complexion

Bad complexion Is the direct result OF
FAULTY digestion, likewise offensive breath
Delching, sour stomach dizziness and read
ache. Persons afflicted in this way Will be
glad to avau themselves OF the information
given below. IL is the prescription for
stomach troubles that Is creating such a
turore in the medical profession on account
OF its prompt and effective action. IL Is
said 10 give Immediate relief and II used
for sufficient time win cure the worst case
OF dyspepsia: Two ounces essence OF Pep
SIN three ounces syrup OF Ginger; one
ounce Catandir compound. Mix ana take
one or two teaspoOnfuls after each meal
ana at bedtime" Catandir always comes
put up In one ounce sealed packages. Any
druggist should have Il In stock by this
time or he will quickly get Il from his
wholesale house. For best results mix the
Pepsin and the Ginger, then let stand about
an hour before adding the Cantandir. Ia
Will be more convenient to get the ingred-
Tents from the druggist and mix them at
home. Any one having stomach trouble
, should certainly try this.--Adv.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
HOW | KILLED NY
SUPERFLUOUS HAIR
Even After Beauty Doctors, EleCtri.
city, Powders, PaStes and Liquid
DePiIatOrieS Failed.
(From a Correspondent.)

KILLED seems a strong word to use but
that is Just what ! wanted TO do to the
hair that disfigured my face and armsi-
| wanted to kill Il root and all, so that II
would never live again. 1t spoiled my
looks, made me seem old ana masculine,
and hence interfered with both social and
business success.
/ tried the ordinary dissolvents and de-
pilatories but found them worthless even
dangerous. From a so-called specialist, l
secured electrical treatment. 1t was pain
full and expensive, but I would have stood
the suffering and cost, had l not found
that the needle (eectrolysis) often leaves
scars that are even worse than the dis
figuring hair Itself.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
RefIectionsofa BncbeIor.

Making excuses is a steady job for lots Of
people
Most OF US are willing 10 believe that our
vanity Is merely proper pride.
Hints would be taken much more freely
II they were other peoples property.
Any woman knows how 70 manage a man,
but few men know how TO let her.
The most you can count on with the
average man Is that you can't count on
him-New York Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22

ter the conclusion of the regular show
the best amateurs Of Omaha will be given
an opportunity TO display their talents
before a regular theater going audience.
Special cash prizes will be awarded. Tues
day night will be the Chorus girls con-
test, The chorus girls Of the show will
compete for special $50 prize in gold.
With a bill full of features, the Ameri-
can theater enters upon its fourth week
today Hickey's comedy circus, featuring
Obey, the unreliable mule is the headliner
This playlet has made millions laugh. The
funny antics II the unruly mule, coupled
with a revolving table keeps the audience
delighted from beginning to end. Joseph
Callahan, an actor of ability, will be seen
in a novelty. His impersonations of Lin
coin Grant and Taft are especially good
and true to life, while his portrayal of
Sherman, Cleveland and Washington has
had much favorable comment. Nick Long
and Idalene Cotton present the comedy
sketch entitled THE Frozen North The
scenery portrays them in the grip of an
Alaska blizzard. Finding themselves
Of possible and impossible means of once
more getting in touch with the outside
world. Fin and Ford do a singing and
dancing stunt that IL considerable above
the average. These artists carry scenery
for their own use. Marquette and Mayes
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
The Retort Courteous.

This Is the sort OF conversation one over
hears between newly married couples
Him-Oh I'm tired of hearing about your
brother Bob! shut up about him. One
would think he had all the manly Qrtues
Her-Well, he may not be such an angel
as all that, but he isn't such fool as you
are.
Him-You bet ne isn't He's a bachelor
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22

For its attraction for Land Show week
the Gayety theater announces l.. Lawrence
Weber's big musical fun show, the "Pari-
sian Widows" which sterling organization
will open this afternoon. a twice-a-day en-
gagement. The two musical comedies of
form The Actors Boarding House and
Fun in a Department Store are said to
contain more genuine laughs than three
Of the average run OF shows Of this class
combine. In the first ike Wall will
be seen as Props" a character in which
he is inimitable, and all the other parts
will be in capable hands. The conclud-
ing comedy has been elaborated into a gem
Of satirlcal wholesome fun-making in which
the modern department store is comically
satired. The Partisan Widows" company
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22

who have just completed a tour of Eu-
rope, and who were honored in the Vienna
athletic carnival, have been secured
Their daring stunts on the horizontal bars
are a source of wonder and admiration
everywhere. Mandell and Sterling the
burlesque magicians. have an act that Is
decidedly above par. In purposely
bungling fashion, these laugh producers
expose some hitherto magic" perform
ances.
Closing with the Ameriscope, all new tC
Omaha. 1t is safe to say that the bill thii
week surpasses anything yet seen at thii
coy home Of vaudeville.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
Counterfeit DoIIars

buy trouble, but a genuine quarter buys
Dr. Kings New Life Pills. for constipation
malaria and jaundice. For sale by Beaton
Drug Co
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
&th!S Ibeya67fSs

4AYGOERS promise to give
Mrs. Wigs of the Cabbage
Patch an enthusiastic reoep-
tion this afternoon at the
Brandeis theater, where she
opens for a four-day engage
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22

So l gave up hope and in despair re-
signed myself to being. called the hairy
lady for the rest of my life until trav,
eled friend persuaded me to try a new ana
easy method learned from the Japanese.
In IL / found a way to actually Kill the
hair and I permanently removed the SUI
perfuous growth, at the same time improv-
ing my complexion.
Having myself experienced so many pre-
vlous disappointments l have decided TO
forget my own constituencies, and for the
benefit of my sex / will gladly explain TO
others the method which cured me. IL is
nothing like the powder, paste and liquid
preparations that simply burn off the eX-
posed hair and ruin the skin. IL is a dis
covery only recently introduced into this
country and so simple that any woman can
use it in the privacy of her own room, ana
I'm only few minutes time.
Many friends have said to me. 1T seems
too good to be true but the test proved
It true both for myself and others as well
If you will write me for full particulars
enclosing stamp for reply, which will be
sent in plain, sealed envelope, you too may
enjoy the same happy experience, for /
Nill tell you fully and freely about this
wonderful discovery so you can be Just as
successful as ! was. Address, Mrs, Car
! oline Osgood, 12 b. r., Old p. o. st.,
Providence, r. l.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
spncIAn INpoRsnnEHNT.

SPECIAL INOOabGMGNEs Ah VhS
m ethod above referred to has been en-
dorsed by doctors, true specialists ana
many ether publishers, we advise all read
ers thus afflicted, TO take advantage OF
Mrs osgood's offer and write her at once
above address.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-22
Stevens
Knows Value
of Good Advertising

IL STEPHENS decries the ef-
forts of some OF his professiot
TO get themselves into the
papers on any and every oc-
cassion or preteNt. Mr.. Steph-
ems played at the Orpheum last
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-02-17
TROS. c. McRAE, JR., Cashier
to hILING WOMEN
A Little Sound Advice VIII Help
Many q Sufferer in Prescott.

No woman can be healthy a1d well if
the kidneys are sick. Poisons that
pass Off in the secretions when the Kid
neys are well. are retained lit the body
when the kidneys are sick. Kidneys
and bladder become infaned and sWol-
len and worse troubles quickly follow.
This is often the true cause of hearing
down pains, lameness, backache, etc.
Uric poisoning also causes headaches,
dizzy spells, languor, nervousness and
rheumatic pain.
When suffering SO, try Deans Kid
ney Pills, remedy for sick kidneys
You will get better as the kidneys get
better, and health will return when the
kidneys are well. Let Prescott wo-
man tell you about Doan Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Frances Hesterly, Pr scott,
Ark, says: II can recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills as an excellent remedy for
backache and other symptoms of kid
ney Trouble. A few months ago | pro-
cured this remedy at Hesterly's Drug
Store and began its use in accordance
with the directions. was troubled
for long time by pains in the small Of
my back. but Doan's Kidney Pills
quickly relieved them and toned up my
whole system"
For sale by all dealers. Price SOC.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan s. and
take no other.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-02-17
$3.50 RECIPE CURES WEAK
KIDNEYS, FREE
Relieves Urinary and Kidney Troubles
Backache. Straining, Swelling
Etc
Stops Pain in the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't it be nice within week or
so to begin to say goodbye forever to
the scalding, dribbling, straining, or
too frequent passage of urine; the
forehead and the back of the-head
aches; the stitches and pains in the
back the growing muscle weakness;
spots before the eyes; yellow skin;
sluggish bowels; swollen eyelids and
ankles, leg cramps; unnatural short
breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency?
| have recipe for these troubles
that you can depend on, and If you
want Quick Recovery, you ought TO
write and get cody of it. Many a
doctor would charge you So SO just for
writing this prescription. but | have it
and will be glad to send it to you
entirely free. Just drop me line like
this: DR., A. f. Robinson, K 525 Luck
Building, Detroit, Mich, and will
send it by return mail in a plain en-
velope. AS you will see when you get
1t, this recipe contains only pure,
harmless re- NEEDLES, but it has a great
healing and paln-conquering power.
1t will quickly show It's power once
you use it, so think you had better
see what it is without delay will
send you copy free-you can use it
and cure yourself at home.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-02-17

When in need Of any thing in
ready to wear goods. Please call
and see US.
New York Store
Buy Baldwin pianos at factory
prices. Mail orders promptly
attended. Any information
giver on request.
r. d. Erwin. Idabell. Oklahoma.
We had a nice line of Spring
clothing to come in last week
that will be marked down to sale
price.
New York Store.
For biggest bargains in Pianos
and Organs, go to A Monson's
music store.