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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
Fifty-one New Dentists.

Of fifty-three applicants for licenses
to practice dentistry, who recently
were examined by the state dental
board, at Marquette university. fifty
one were successful.
Those who were granted certificates
were:
w. G. Collins, Appleton; x. G. Lubs,
Arcadia; E. E. Baker, Madison; ]. A.
Bancroft, Blue Mound; Charles Gratz,
Milwaukee; Walter R. Host, Lake
Geneva; Peter P. Knorr, Waupun;
Theodore Nozzle, Green Bay; Carl r.
Bowman, Milwaukee; Homer G. Love
land, Kingston; Clarence A. Mortell,
Reedsburg; John A. Younglove, Berlin i;
Cove F. Kennedy Madison; Frank H.
Sparks, Milwaukee; NJ M. BARLEY,
Bloomington; Miss Olga M. Zwerg,
Milwaukee; Leo H Kundest, Martin
town; John Rozmarynowski Milwau-
kee; E. E. French Osseo; Gustave A.
Houseman, Kewaskum; Dodd H Ka-
mouse, Madison; Charles E. Hamilton,
Westfeld; William F. Week, John M.
Donovan, Harry A. Brooks, Joseph F.
Ebersperger, Milwaukee; James G.
Nelson, Racine; Nichola E. Uelmen,
Milwaukee, Earl L. Gates, Wittenberg;
Norman P. Sherer, Kenosha; Joseph
w. Gunshert, Gratiot; Melvin Burs-
ness, Black Earth; A. W. Kohl, Their
esa; Harry G. Urich, Milwaukee;
Frank C. Travis, Marinette; H. =. Del
more, Chicago; w. R. Leary Gratiot;
r. A. Gudger, Milwaukee; r. A. Kre-
her, Arcadia; Edward J. Bren, Warren,
Mimi. Edward F. Franta Montgom-
cry, Mimi; Zina w. Gilbert, Milton
Junction; Charles T. Foote, Milwau-
kee; Floyd E. West, Whitewater;
George J. Bachhousen, Sheboygan; l..
J. Mcnamara, Milwaukee; Edmund H
Tiedemann, Middleton; Roy w. Buck.
Berlin; Victor I. Buss, Reeseville, and
P. A. Mathisen, Evansville, MINI.
The graduates of the two milwaukee,
schools all were successful.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
Gets Busy

into Stamford for a run-two per-
formances. Friday we are booked at
South Norwalk and Saturday we play
matinee and night at Saugatuck juno
ton. Charlie says Saugatuck is a
cinch money-maker because it's a
junction. When l asked him what
there Is about junction that makes
1t a safe play Charlie excused himself
and went to lunch. After Saugatuck
we are not booked, because Charlie
says something may fall down in New
York and he may want to yank us
right in. And, say, if Signor Petro-
skinski, the illusionist and worker of
mystical magic, ever gets crack at a
Broadway audience it'll be a case of
US matching John d. Rockefeller to
see who has the most money"
mo, we better not bring Skinski
into New York." Bunch advised.
I'm afraid of the critics"
What critics?" l inquired. There
are only four people in New York city
who can write criticisms-the rest of
the bunch are slush-dealers, and a
AAAON0 AAOAA4 any OAO VI IA1CA 10 q
boost"
Il mean Mr.. Stale" Bunch put in.
eff he were to roast our Skinski it
might hurt our business"
1T would-among the Swedes and
Hungarians," l cross-countered. I'm
wise to Mr.. Stale, nee Cohenheimer,
the human harpoon! Say, Bunch!
he's joke. I caught him the day he
first left the blacksmith shop, some
ten years ago, with boathook in
each hand and toasting fork between
his teeth. That duck isn't critic,
he's only Foofoo."
What the devil is a Foofoo?'
Bunch asked.
"a Foofoo is something that tried
to happen and then lost the address, y
I explained did you ever pipe
Stale's CHEEKY bits Of humor as exem-
plif1ed in one of his burning criticisms?
Well, I'll put you wise, Bunch:
IT went to the Kookoo theater last
night, I and myself VOLTA! tout bien!
l have seen lots of shows before,
have, but have never, I solemnly de-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

passed the bill appropriating $4,000
additional for enlarging the emergen
cy hospital on the state fair ground
1t did not deal so kindly with the pub
lie domain bill merging the fish and
game and the forestry departments
This bill was killed along with another
forestry bill permitting a special tax
In northern counties for forest fire
fighting fund.
The following bills were passed:
Continuing the work of the Wiscon-
sin History commission.
Enlarging the powers of the con
servation commission.
Raising salaries in insurance de-
partment and providing additional ex-
pert assistance
Authorizing Chippewa and Flam-
beau Improvement company to build
reservoir system.
Granting use of state fair ground for
park purposes.
Acquiring Stout institute at Me
nomonie free Of cost.
Requiring licensing of dogs and tag
ging them with owners name.
Governor McGovern has taken cog
nizance of the apparent mistake made
by the present legislature in passing
and by himself In signing the drastic
Sunday closing law which declares the
keeping open of various mercantile
establishments on Sunday may not be
considered works of necessity or
charity"
In message to the senate be urges
that body to initiate a measure to re-
peal or modify the law, which he says
otherwise will be great burden to
the poor who are unable to buy ice
or refrigerators and keep their per-
ishable food and milk from spelling
over Sunday.
The senate now has pending a joint
resolution to permit Assemblyman
Bichler, the Democratic floor leader
of the lower house, to introduce a
bill to this effect, and there is little
doubt that the governors advice will
be followed The present law was
backed by the clerks union of Mil
waukee.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
~rha1 Duck Isn't Critic, Hes Only Foofoo."

clare, seen any show so utterly banal
as this The libretto was written by
some obscure person who never reads
my criticisms for if he did he would
know that l abhor Dutch dialect.
One reason l hate it so much is that
some people can write 1t so we'll that
they make more money than | do
writing English undef1led-oh! the
shame of it! VOLTA! tout suite! But
to return to our muttons, as we say in
Paris whenever l go there. Tottie
Coughdrop played the principal part,
but a merciful Providence gave me a
cold in the head so | couldn't hear
what she said! VOLTA! tout frontage
de Briel To my mind Tottie looked
like one of yesterdays ham sand
wiches, and a gent sitting near me
said she was all to the mustard, so
you see great minds run in the same
channel-oh! la, la, la! But to return
to our muttons. The show Is said to
have cost $4,000, but what care I?
VOLTA! tout coalscuttle! I'd roast 1t
il it cost $4,000, otherwise how
COuIQ i mdk6 SOOQ NOtld. bOuI
blatherskite! But to return to our
muttons. I went out after the first
act and never did go back-great joke
on the show, wasn't it? Oh! la, la, Ia!
Still I insist that Tottie Coughdrop
looked like a ham sandwich. VOLTA!
tout fudgei"
$50 that's the kind of pifle that
managers and actors have to go up
against" laughed Bunch
"They don't go up against it any
more, Bunch" I said. "They are
shifty young guys in the theatrical
business nowadays, and they sidestep
the hammer-throwers. Mr.. Stale is q
back number and his harpoon can't
stop dollar bill from fiuttering into
any mans box Office"
HE thinks he can, all right" Bunch
muttered.
Well, there are two thinks and a
half still due him." said. who ever
gave that guy license to splash ink
all over a production and hold actors,
weighs 295 pounds and she was Inn
mense.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
Department to Enforce New laa

Health officer ]. P Donovan will
insist on the enforcement of chapter
379 Of the laws of 1911 relating to
food products as soon as he has read
over the law. This measure prohib-
its the merchants from displaying or
storing fruits, vegetables, or other
food products on the sidewalk or out.
side their place of business unless the
same are securely covered by glass,
wood or metal cases or enclosed in
tight boxes, bags or barrels, and all
cases and retainers are to be raised
at least two feet above the sidewalk.
The provisions of the measure do
not apply to fruits or vegetables
which are peeled or skinned before
being used or which are stored in
tight barrels, boxes or crates.
The law also provides that no dairy
or other food products which have
been prepared for eating shall be dis.
played or offered for sale unless prop.
erly protected from flies, dust, dirt
or other injurious contamination by
being suitably covered with a glass,
wood, or metal case or covering.
It is the duty of the health officer
in each town, village and city to co.
operate with the dairy and food de.
partment In the enforcement of the
law.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

rum scarum like your friend, John
Henry; but now that you've developed
such manly traits of character I'm go
ing to take four thousand of your
money, put the same amount in for
Alice, and start you in business Say,
John, I wanted to go through the par
lor floor and on through the earth and
then out through the busiest ambus-
cade in Mexico, and let an insurrecto
bullet knock my silly head off,"
We're both up against it for fail"
I said; "and we'll have to get in the
ice-cutting business right away. AS l
told you, this Signor Petroshnsh is
the marvel Of the age, and we can
simply coin money with him. Two
thousand dollars will start the driving
wheels-gi' me your thousand and I'll
put 1t with mine"
Bunch dug out his last bundle OF big
bills and l gave him the partnership
articles I had framed up.
Wen open up in New Rochelle, !"
/ said, next Thursday night. Charlie
Osgood is a friend Of mins and he's
laid out a gilt-edged route for me.
Mamaroneck Friday night, and then
into Cos Cob for Saturday matinee
and night"
THAT doesn't sound like a glad ho-
sannah to mel" Bunch grumbled.
What, Cos Cob" l answered.
Its aces. Charlie osgood says Cos
Cob is a great Saturday night town
because it's payday at the gas works.
From thSre we jump to Green's Farms
for the Monday night show"
Us that place really on the map?"
Bunch asked.
Sure it is" I said Charlie says
it's a good Monday night town be-
cause two through freights lay over
there till daylight Tuesday night we
have to double back to Greenwich, and
that's where Charlie gave us the bum
deal. This gag of chasing us back
over the same route is rotten. because
somebody may be sitting up for us
with a rock But Charlie says Green
witch has developed into great show
town since five new families moved
here last summer. Wednesday we get
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
Advertising Cuba.

One of the valuable things the
Cubans have learned from the Amer
leans is the art Of advertising, and as
is sometimes the case the likely pupil
goes his tutor one better. Not only
will the Cuban government be official.
ly and automatically represented at
the coronation of King George in Lon.
don, but the special ENJOYS from
Havana will have double mission to
I'LL They are going to act as official
advertising agents for their country.
They will carry with them to England
5000 of the finest cigars that can be
manufactured anywhere In the world,
to be presented to King George with
the compliments of the Cuban people.
AS a Havana newspaper says, the
cigars are being taken to remind the
British ruler of the fact that Cuba
puts out the best cigars"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

We were a half-hour early for my
engagement with Signor Petroskinski
when Bunch and / strolled into the
cafe of the Hotel Astor.
Bunch" l said, when the waiter
mad forced a confession from us,
there's doings out home. Clara ].
tipped me of last night that 1 must
hand over my five thousand pIunks
to be properly invested by the mayor
of Ruraldene"
Uncle Peter!" chuckled Bunch.
Now, can't tip my hand to the
old gentleman and have him lecture
me all over the place, can I, Bunch?"
Not unless you want your wife to
know that you sprained your prom
1se."
Then it's up to me to press the
button and start my get-rich-quick
concern" l said. IT simply can't go
home and hand them sad drool about
being coaxed into the street and be-
ing trimmed for my coin-nix! The
only thing to do is to go out and get it
back, and get it quick, Ell, Bunch?"
You bet, John" Bunch agreed.
Il spent last evening with Alice and
i felt like phony money all the time.
She's going right ahead with the we'd
ding preparations and l simply hadn' t
the nerve to tell her that lost nearly
every penny l had. Uncle William
Grey tiptoed into the parlor for few
moments and began to congratulate
me on the good reports he had had
from Alice with regard to my ability
to save a bit of money. could feel
myself shriveling up as he talked and
the parlor began to turn around and
start for the Saratoga track"
81 know the feeling" Said earnest,
ly. There was a time, Bunch, that
whenever my wife mentioned the
word money to me could see a horse
come into the room and shake his
name at me-"
And then" Bunch continued
Uncle William said to me, 'Jeffer-
son, my son, Alice tells me you've al
ready saved up five thousand, and I'm
proud of you. | didn't like you at
first, because / thought you were ha-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

authors and managers up to rfdi.
euler"
Il thought Stale used to write
books, Bunch put in.
He thought so, too, but the pub
lie passed him the ice pitcher" l
said. HE started in to be a success
full author and then he bit his tongue"
Hell get after you good and hard
if he hears you talking this way"
Bunch admonished.
Say! Bunch! he's been after me
for five years and he hasn't caught
up with me yet. Every time he's had
a chance he's tossed few sneers in
my direction, so l made up my mind
the other day I'd coax him down to
the foundry and throw the anvil at
him. If ever I do cut loose on that
Birmingham gent he'll think he has
swallowed one of his own harpoons.
He's a case of Perpetual Crouch be-
cause it gets the dough for him on
payday.
IF somebody ever steals his ham,
mer he'll be doing hotfoots for the
handout thing and he'll eat about
once a week.
TITS brave and glorious spectacle.
isn't it, Bunch, to watch this mouldy
writer throwing his hooks into actors
and actresses who haven't a chance
on earth to get back"
I'D hate to have to make my liv-
ing by trying to drag the bread and
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
Change In Freight Rates.

The railroad commission sent out
letters to all roads operating In this
state advising them of the new law re-
lating to changes in freight rates.
This law (chapter 100 OF the laws OF
1919 sets forth that no change shall
be made in any schedule unless such
change shall be first approved by the
commission" The railroad commits
sion's letter notifies the companies
that the commission will require the
filing of all information as to the rea-
sons which make changes necessary.
These notices must Ra AID not L.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05
New Wisconsin Corporations.

New Wisconsin Corporations.
Articles of Incorporation were filed
with the Secretary of State as follows
Emery Wheel Safety Guard com
pany, Milwaukee; capital, $4,000; In
corporators, L. NJ Kesselman, A An
derson, William Stone.
Milwaukee Sandstone company, Mil
waukee; capital, $4,000; incorpora
tors, Fred G. Simmons, William Kootz
Leonard J. Pierson.
Bluff Creek company, Superior; zap
ital, $4,000; incorporators, E. A. Le
Clair. A. v. Van Week, A. R. Cole.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

Coal is cheaper in China than any
where else In the world.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

Galesville.-Mrs Delilah Terpena.
who would have been one hundred
years of age next January, and who
had been a resident of Caledonia for
sixty years, died. Mrs. Terpena was
born in TIE town of Sullivan. Madi-
son county, N. Y, January 10. 1912.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

Platteville-A fire caused the
loss of about $4,000 to the Hodge
mine. The night shift was of duty,
however, and no one was under
ground Firemen were endangered,
as two tons of dynamite were stored
near the burning buildings
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

Superior William Mcdonald,
lineman, was instantly killed here
when he received the full current of
the arc light circuit He was thirty.
five years Of aga.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

Merrill While learning to swim,
Martha zappas, aged eight, was
drowned when the rope she was hold
ing, Which was tied to stake on the
shore, broke. Anna Littke, aged nine
teen, who attempted to save her, mar.
rowly escaped death.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

Cumberland.-Que the 5000
pound elephant, leader of the
Yankee Robinson circus, committed
suicide by drowning while being led
from the train to the circus grounds.
She plunged into Beaver dam lake.
1t took IA horses to draw the carcass
out of the water The animal was
valued at $4,000 and was considered
one of the best performers on the road.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-07-05

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS G. Schreiner.
aged sixty-fve, one of the pioneer sa-
loon men of Chicago, died at Camp
Lake Of apoplexy caused by the heat.
1t was due to Edward Roberts of Chi
cago, who was with the dead man in
the boat, that his body was not lost in
the lake. Schreiner was standing up
fishing when, without warning, he fell
into the water. The boat capsized and
the two men went into the water. Rob
erts grasped Schreiner's clothing and
gtarted to swim to shore, full quar-
Ter of mile away He was about
TO sink when help reached him.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-04-13
FARW PAGE

Did you know that, Independent of
lInseed oil and cake, cotton oil and
cake have lively competitor in soy
bean Oil and cake? 1t is not believed
that it will make much of a COMPETE
tor for the reason that, while the
cake contains 43 per cent of album
lnoids ana 80 per cent of carbo-hy-
drate, it lacks certain elements found
in cotton cake. Welcome fair COM
petition; it is the very life of health
full trade.
[ have inquiries which relate to
asparagus culture. There is a con-
stantly increasing demand for this
popular vegetable. 1t does not re-
quire large space or extra special
attention. I remember that my
mother had plot 10 by 10 feet
which she looked after herself, and
from which the family table was
with the choicest plants. Connover's
Colossal, Barrs Mammoth and The
Palmetto, improved, were not then
known as favOrably as now.
There are male and female plants
Experiments made have shown that
the male plants are earlier than the
female by ten days, and more pro-
ductive A rich soil is necessary.
You can get seed or two year old
roots. Sow seed now Usually, the
roots are set in the early autumn.
Two weeks ago, I discovered that a
plot set to asparagus was about to be
Oyer-run by Bermuda grass. I had
it torn up, and the Bermuda roots
removed Then narrowed the plot.
To my surprise, it is alive with fine
plants, large and tender.
Experiment Ga. April 8, 1911.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-04-13
A GOOD CHEAP ROOF PAINT.

l>AV people appreciate that the
cheapest OF all single roof can be
made to last longer than high priced
ones usually do, by painting them
with coal tar. I brush the roof clean,
then paint with 5 gallons Of coal tar
(gas tar.) 3 pounds resin; Il pound
bicarbonated soda. Melt resin and
mix it and soda with hot tar, and ap-
ply hot, with mop, old broom or
White-wash brush. A roof painted
once in every four or five years with
this, will last for generations to
come. After the first coat it takes
little paint to cover it. To stop holes,
patch with shingles or galvonized
iron before painting. Some use slack
ed lime in place of resin and Soda it
is cheaper but not as durable.
This is as good as the ready made
roof paints, sold at 80 to rs cents
per gallon, and can be made at II to
16 cents per gallon. This is equally
good on single or metal roofs; walls
of brick, stone or cement. Silos,
inside or out. Apply only on g dry,
clean surface. Scrape off rust on
metal with a steel brush, and apply
paint hot to the surface (not to the
hands, as it burns deep.
Do not apply raw tar to iron or
tin it is acid and will destroy it.
Yours truly. ALTON NJ WORDEN.
TullahOma, Tenn.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-04-13
L. S. Governments Formula for Cheap
Paints for Roofs, Dead Walls,
Slices, Outside and Inside
Sheds. Stables. etc.

Take 5 1-3 gallons of coal tar; 1
gallon best Portland cement; Il gal
lon kerosene oil. Mix kerosene and
cement into thin paint and stir it
up into the tar Keep it we'll stirred
when using and mix fresh, often. Do
not get water into it as it will set
the cement into stone. Some use raw
linseed oil instead of tar emitting
kerosene. If too thin add cement. If
too thick, add oil. stir often and do
not mix long in advance. Using
sharp, clean, dry sand, sprinkle on
while this paint is fresh; makes
coat Of elastic stone on a roof. When
hard and dry, brush off loose sand,
and repeat the paint and sand IA
inches deep, when dry brush off
sand and give a light coat of paint
again, and you have half an inch of
elastic stone; fire and frost proof to
a great extent. ALTON M. WORDEN.
Tullahoma, Tenn.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-04-13
Farms, Land and Real Estate
STANDING ROCK, ALA.

A few nice. vacant resident lots. a
new house and lot for sale, close in, in
the incest resident section Of the town.
Nice frontage, practically no grading.
good drainage, fine water and an ideal
climate.
Standing Rock, new town. on the
main line of the A, B. & A. Railroad
and the northern terminus Of the Chat
tahOOchee Valley Railway, in the finest
farming section of the South, is fast
becoming an. important trade center; it
has the territory, the transportation ia
cilities, natural advantages and the
strong, successful backing to assure it.
Now is your opportunity to secure a
nice lot cheap and grow with town.
Terms given. Call on or address,
j. Il. SAMPLES,
Route 2. Winston, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-04-13
SOUTH GEORGIA and FLORIDA

We are now prepared to locate you.
DO you want Home? We have 1t. Do
you want Sawmill or Turpentine To-
cation? We have it. Do you want an
investment that will double in a short
time? We have it. Try us.
GEORGIA-FLORIDA LAND & IN
VESTMENT COMPANY,
Triton. Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-04-13
A COSBY LETTER.
By Martin V. Calvin.

|1ARMERS are asking about for
liz age crops particularly in
IL South Georgia. The fact pre-
sents a very interesting sub
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1911-11-30
MONEY TO LOAN

Money to loan on mortgages in any
amount. DAVID D.. WATKINS,
woodbury.. N. J