Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02

instead of calling We japanese to do
everything they wanted. But when he
came down to try and think of yo
city and county road laborers, who
would even have to carry their own
picks and shovels to work, We aspir-
ing flight of imagination was too
much for him, and he wrapped ye
towel around hys aching head and
told we Japanese boy to go and bring
hym some iced water with ye small
stick in IT,
Nc Art oi Knocking.
We scribe learnt something during
ye week of We art of knocking with
out apparently doing so. lie had ye
good fortune to sit behind two fair
danes Mt We theater, and ye show not
being of We best, he fain listened to
their talk. lie had ye good fortune
to know both of them, and also ye
good fortune To know that neither OF
them knew that he was even sitting
behind them.
We first dame spoke of how pleased
she was to see We other dame looking
so well, although she knew it must
be hard time for her just now, with
her husband drinking so much and
coming home every night thinking ye
earthquake had hit We city streets.
Now We second fair dame smiled like
ye opening of yc night-blooming
cercus, and replied that she was
sorry to hear that We first dame had
been so sick. And then, when yc
first dame said that she VOTED not
of being sick, added: "Oh, INthought
you had been. judging by ye worn
look of your face
Then We danes commented upon ye
old-fashioned look Of each others
hats and dresses and also about many
other things, which We scribe VOTED
not of, about each other in We same
honcycd tones, and We scribe won
dcrcth greatly. One told We other
how sorry she was to hear that she
had lost all her money and could
not now afford to go into We good
society. Yc other remarked, still in 80
dulcet tones, like unto We small baby
sucking of its left big toe, that IL
was hard luck, but still that was even
better than to never have been able
TO go at all.
We scribe heard each of we danes
afterwards telling ye story to a friend
and they even told how sorry they
were to see Mrs. Stuck-up starting
10 talk scandal so much. Whcreat yo
scribe wondered greatly.
Moving Pictures.
We scribe blew into one Of We NOV
ing picture houses about ye city dur
! ing We week and taketh note of many
/ things that might form subject fol
IA commission to handle and repor
on to We legislature of we next cen
fury. We moving picture men arr
always ready to cry ont that ye pig
lures are an education for We popu
! lace. So they are In more WAYS thai
one.
| While We scribe was sitting In "
hall and spelling hvs eyesight by star
ing at We Pickering white sheet
f. picture was thrown on we screeI
showing a fight between we SOLDIER
OF Uncle Sam and ye bad. bold dcs
peradoes. fe bad men taketh AVA!
ye daughter OF We captain ana III
sends hys soldiers to catch them
For a time We girl Is helpless, AM
4 they, with We sudden TWIST OF we wrist
she slippeth from We bad mans ciutcl
and beats II for We bush. Although
she has on dresses ana yc men arr
on horseback, they cannot eaten her
Then. at last, AS she rails iainting iht'
her fathers arms, Uncle SANS sol
| diers, carrying We stars ana Stripe
with them, XIII all We bad men. u
idea of We picture NAV be alright
but We way In which It Is acted make
ye scribe think OF n remark he hear'
:. passed by Grouchy member OF y
audience: Say. ! wonder what thos
guys would do If they ever saw rea
soldier"
Likewise ye pictures In which y
young man falleth in love with y
beautiful actress, and after spending
all hys loose nickcls op her, break
eth open hys employers safe an