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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

TSDER the nom de rusc of Henry Spade. the young
! student of FORM an incident in whose life herein
after follows had added much vivacity TO litera-
ture in the way of advertising matter and bad
also furnished for price, much information concerning
the running qualities horses That is TO say, he
called it information and in out of six. seven
or eight many horses there might be in given
race, it could for such So fnr the others were
concerned it distinctly the reverse. for If was
Henrys habit 10 supply subscribers with dereat horses
until the entry list exhausted Then he began the
list again. Thus he certain 10 "tp winner
Under the of Henry Spade, he carried on
what he first called 'tpsers graft and snbseqeny'
when his Offices from lock box at the rostotce to
suite of in skyscrape his enterprise became
Spades Turf Information Bureau
His real ',monaker.' ms he. with the Orentalism
which incTained called his name was Ernest Nc
Mnhon. Under his own name, when he came 10 be s.
horse owner his stable entered his colors regis
tered and his horses duly according to the rules OF
The Jockey Club and the whms of the stewards thereof
"As Henry Spade he had "parlaJed' three days
credit at newspaper Office and fortunate surmise'
into sucl important Of money that six figures
became necessary 10 indicate the full amount Henry
lucky boy, and beside the first in the held
His advertisements possessed remarkably ailurnS
quality.
''Whc ms bcnchciares are sumbering in the hay,
which their wise forethought some kind friend has
provided them. out in the dewS long grass get
ting pneumonia and Information Your old friend Hank
is there with the stop watch clockng the ghosts and
the dark they go Sitting by in the breaking
gloom of the early dawn
. Tomorrow have good one. Fear not; 1t is no
morning glory, Its training has been over the back
stretch between the hours of midnight and The
owner and trainer out for hog killing. Your
Uncle Hank will he in it also Prepare for the
slaughter.
Don't take less than so 10 FOR your money, and
carly to get the tip
''rhe stable has hundred thousand dollars to
Chicago and the Southern poolrooms that The price
will he kent up in the ring.
Layers. bold il out Of your books.
Play it from the ground nnd play it hard Get
down with the family plate and retire millionaire
THUS did Henry Spade arouse the speculative in
L stnct in the human breast, and bis returns were
large One dny. old Morris Park after successful
tip in picturesque of the day before it required
three Gladstone be gs contain the aces and deuces
which he received for the "One Best Bet and the
Special Extra World Beater" which he toured for that
day Ten thousand dollars and more in one and two
dollar notes did "Uncle Hang and his aides
He had mitatos Of but his style of literature
his system far excelled the others that they met
the success which all followers have
One day pillar Of the turf who bad vocation 10
purify racing and &c that end had bought newspaper
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

under the penal statute, in booking the straight bets
and playing the place.
The and ValIambrosa did all that was
asked He behaved like running machine and led the
field for the FIRST six furongs Of the mile Then his
scientific and obedenr rider Strengthened up in the
saddle pulled the useful head off Vnlsmbrosa, dropped
back in second place. snd there remained two lengths
behind the winer. 1t skifully performed and
undue excitement was caused Vallambrosa was n long
shot and those who had played him in the ring
looked upon belonging to that sort which at
snyway.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

clubs and has failed 10 make much OF
an impression. Lippe thinks he can be
developed into a useful sGrapper.
The lighting season is about 10 start
in Paris. and any fair sort OF talent can
draw "A crowd. Llppe feels sure he eau
get the money with his stable.
Jimmy Blute, tile wel-known turfnlan,
has branched ont as prize fight man.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

nger. Blute has taken the former we'll
known Jockey, Curley O'Conncl In
charge and Is anxious to get his protese
In action.
Curley O'Conel has been lighting with
much. SUCCESS on The Pacilin coast since
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

he gave up horse racing. O'Conne,
clcan-cut. sprightly looking boy
n featherweight and doesn't bar =
the eastern boys In that class. s1
serts that he knows a fighter ", "
secs one. and he Voucl1es for VI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

i this point the mystery begins and ends The
"A horse that ran first No. 6. The horses that
finished third and fourth and respectively.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-08-18

Journey ACROSS the aims. l''tjIe
hone they had OF >Iccor. none
whatever from the ranks OF the
sayareS themselves. bu, the
..optivcS reckoned not on Little ""
Heart and other strip ngs IN the
band These youths rad com
passion OF thei, paleface prisoners
and. daring rhe tor'fre they
knew woula be theirs II nnsdrc"N>-
ful in their under Ia At.s, called
their native bonn Stra 'gv into
play aud succeeded in elnding the
main camp of the Indians and
after many de2rlvationS deIlvcrc'
the csptiys women and children
- their friends back home who
had long stree given them mp t'r
dead. After the iap.e of forty
yeas. Congress re- gnizeI The
IRA, rs Of the band by awarding
each a mall medal. and .I'er S',h
wheu all but two had passed toihe
happy hunting grounds. the state
eretod the Mohrid-e m'namcn'
- their memery
Tradition al>oi, uo, wanted IN
and arouad MobridGe. and there
arr y ~al more or less historic
spot, which will ever he a,soria'ed
with the Indl,n
Twelve miles south o. Io3rW-c,
Il n, the site of old Eyatts (the
parent OF Mobridge) IL medicine
tree. gnarIel aHd stunted
specimen of the acacia family
growing ont of crevlre III "A rock.
The Indians realized that the tree
was of tyle rot belonging to
this climate and believing tnat it
had to do with some supernatural
power wcrshipped it to a certain
extent. Tho tribal medicine men
mixed their ingredients on the
rock at the root of the tree and
the Indians piled at its base gifts
of tobacco and beads for the
great spirit" Stage drivers be-
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-08-18
Ird:an Song b. q
fICbr;d ! Q Aut.1O:

"C,Il mn Sweetheart When You
V'r.," ! tbn n,oo IF = c.tnLv
Etrl4 Indian >onr published bv
Mrs Dell NJ WRIGHT of NIobridgc
The ,on~ i, coal.dcd upon an
art,al experience r.uidpd to the
,r,bnr or. ~, orn of tho r..o,-
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-08-18

l.Azs, Aes- of South Dako a
and that one monument stands II.
the city park in MobrldS1. 1t wa
erected in 1909 to the me "orN "l
a bard of Indians known a. the
Fool Soldier Band winch III
1868 heroicalIy rescued "A party "t
white women and children from
the Indian sayages and returned
,hem 10 their friends in Minnesota
Mobridge stands Were this drama
was enacted over halt century
ago and the commemorative shaft
of granite WAS ere tel n this rtly
Oh that account.
The story of the Fool Soldier
Band" is probably without parallel
in history. Ii was in the YEAR OF
the terrible New Tim and Maukato
massaeres i'll Minnesota IN lN62
when The military OF the State was
in the south engaged in the battles
of the Civil war. None w,rr left
at home TO protect the defenSeles>
women and children bur few old
men, too old TO withstand the hard
ships of war, and beardless youths
hardly old enough to shoulder a
musket In this umprepareL state
the defenseless homes of he
pioneers fell easy prev 10 the
ravages of the then murG G>rouS
Indian and hundreds were slain
10y the redskins before suffici mt
force could be gathered to drive
them back across the Missouri
river.
When they retreatsd they took
with them a party of white wom-
en- and children captive. By
forced marches these eaptiyes were
brought to where Mobridge now
stands today, suffering untold
hardships and tot.ures in the
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-08-18

ONLY oae historic
monument II Il :
ever been erect
el by the stare
of South Dako a
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-04

and Mrs. Frank Clark. end Their
friends, Mr.. and Mrs. George Darby.
who recently joined them from
Georgetown, Ohio.
n. H. Larry and family of Cham
paign, ILL.,, have rented and are now
occupying the Oliver cottage on the
beach. Captain oliver is at Palm
Beach engaged in the life saving SER
vice.
G. w. Darby of Georgetown, Ohio,
on Monday purchased OF H. F. Stew
art the beach cottage known as Se-
don Inn, adjoining the Oliver prop
erty on the south.
Mr.. and Mrs Herbert George and
trend, Mrs. Fred S. Bown, returned
Saturday from two weeks trip 10
Cuba. which included short steps at
Palm Beach and Miami Mrs
Brown leaves this week OH her re-
turn to Denver, Colo. and Mr. and
Mrs. George will prolong their stay
until the first of April
Mr.. and Mrs. z. \. Kay, winter
tourists, have apartments, a. 4e
Smith cottage on Grandview avenue
for the season.
John T. Crouch, who was visiting
his sister, Mrs. T. W. Weaver and
husband on the beach, took regretful
leave last Thursday on his return to
Ohio. Mr.. Crouch was delighted with
the climate and the attractions of
City Beautiful.
A lot on Valley street belonging to
II. F. Martindale, generally known
as the John Dorset place, was pur-
chased Monday by Lewis II. Ayers
Mrs. Robt. c. Holmes father. Mr..
Lewis is having the lot cleared and
graded to build winter home, and
is considering plans for building
: Herbert T. Wetherby's river front
home and the Wetherby homestead
on Valley street was sold to James
f. Thompson of Cincinnati. Ohio
this week. Mr.. Thompson and wife
are guests at Prince George, Daytona
and it was through their friends, Mr.
and Mrs. A. Ayres, that they became
interested in peninsula property Il
, is understood that Mr.. Thompson
VIII erect handsome winter hcme
on the Valley street front, and tina,
the smaller buildings will be con
verified into garage and s"rvan Is
quarters. This property IL very ia
Voral.N located with frontage o
100 feet on street and river, and &
Gep:h Of 400 feet.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-04
His Way Of Getting Even.

"You know that fellow, Jim NEGRO
arty, the lad that's always comm up
an thunpin' We on tn chest and yellin'
How aer ye:'
II know him"
"Tll bet he's smashed twinty cigars
for me-Some o thin clear HavannyS-
but I'll get even with him how"
"IIow will We do it,
"I'll tell We. jim always hits me
over the vest pocket where | carry mt.
cigars. He'll hit me there Just once
more. There's no cigar ia me vest
pocket this mornin. ln>trad or II
there's stick Of dynamite. dye
mind,''-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-04
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Seabreeze
News
J {

SEABREEZE, Feb. 4.-Frank K.
Laughlin, who now has entire charge
Of the Sonntag Investment CO. $
business, has opened his office at
their former place of business on
Ocean boulevard, next to Williams
store
c. F. Burgman's handsome new
boat, Southland, will soon be in COM
mission. Mr.. George has chartered
the boat for its first excursion and
has invited party of friends from
the Hotel Clarendon and Princess Is
sena to make the trip with him.
A very elegant afternoon tea was
enjoyed by a party of Michigan peo-
pie, Mrs. Church, OF Kalamazoo,
Mich, the hostess, on Ocean boule-
ward Saturday afternoon. Those en-
joymg the Inequalities OF the oc-
casion were Mr.. and Mrs Brooks
and Mr.. and Mrs. Kessler of Jackson,
Mich, Mrs. Wilbur of Kalamazoo,
Mich. Mrs. McCortle of Marshal,
Mich, and Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert
George. formerly of Denver, Coo, fol-
merly of jackson, Mich. The com
pany was composed of guests of the
Clarendon and the Princess Issena.
Mr.. Weitzel, who suffered a par
alytic stroke some three weeks ago,
is recovering, and is now well
| enough to be up and about in his
room part of the day.
Miss Mary Evernden is organist at
the Seabreeze Congregational church
She is meeting with splendid sue
! cess in her efforts ITO provide good
music at the services. Last Sunday
morning, C. H. Wilson with his cello
was an appreciated addition to the
orchestra, and vocal solo by Prof
| Watkins was much enjoyed.
! 4 reception will be he'd at the
church from ) to ) O'Clock to give
Rev. E. J. Ranslow and wife an op
portunity of meeting his congrega
ton and the peninsula friends gener
orally. Everybody is cordially IN
Vited. Refreshments VII be served.
! MIS- hette I1dHeN returned Sdl
urday from Marietta, where she ha:
/ been visiting her daughter, Mrs. Jas
Easgett and family. She viii assis
! Mrs. j. w. Williams in her dress
making rooms on Pinewood avenue.
Miss Mildred Randall is conduct
ing private classes at her home OF
Ocean boulevard.
Miss Lucy CloyG. who is spendin:
! the winter in Florida, ARR, ed Wed
nesGay from Miami and IS at III,
Mayfie!d
! w. l.. BiS@ers. hO was here OF
his annual ten days vacation Wit
his mother. Mrs. George W. Buck
ner, left Saturday on his return t,
Germantown, Ohio. Mr.. Biggers j
4 prominent railroad man.
Mr.. Buckner has just completed
neat retaining wall in front o. hi
beach home, The Cozy. Mr.. Buck
ner also has the material on han,
to lay brick walks along the sout1
side OF the house and to the QUITE
buildings.
Mr.. and Mrs. \. =. Horror OF In
dianapolis. Ind, are expected here b.
next week on visit to Mr. and Mrs
Buckner. Mrs. Heron is Mrs Buck
ners daughter.
Furniture for r. W. WeaNers ne'
. cottage on GrandNiew avenue has al
rived and Mr.. and Mrs Weaver " i
move in this week. They leave 1hei
: beach cottage in possess;o on Of Nj
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-04
A Matter Of Business.

81 cannot understand. sir. why you
permit your daughter to sue me fer
breach Of promise. You remember
that YOU were bitterly opposed to our
engagement because l wasn't good
enough for her and wOuld disgrace
the family"
Young man. that was sentiment:
this is business"
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-04
Affections.

Before an afiiiction is diTrSted con
ISOLATION comes too soon. and after Ii
is di@eSted it comes too late. but Their"
Is Il mark between these two as fine
almost as a hair for comforter 10
take aim at.-St.rne.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-04
Made Him Crosse

II made my husband cross this aft
ernoon," said Mrs. Caller.
How was that" Queried Mrs. Ho-
mer.
"He was on the opposite side Of the
street. and l beckoned him to come
over" explained the other.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
HUMOROUS CUPS
Loyalty.

He may be six kinds OF a liar.
He may be ten kinds OF fool.
He may DO a wicked high fiier
Beyond any reason or rule.
There may be shadow above him
or ruin and woes that impend
And I may not respect. but love him
Because-well. because he's my friend.
j know he has faults by the billion.
But his faults are n portion OF him.
] know that his records vermilon-
He's far from a sweet seraphim--
But he's always been square with yours
truly.
All ready 90 give or 20 lend.
And. though he is Wild and unruly,
l IKE him because he's my friend.
knock him. know. but do II
The same 10 his face as away.
And X other folks knock-weli. they rue II
And wish they'd had nothing 20 say.
never make diagrams OF him.
No maps OF his soul have l penned.
Tor don't analyze just love him
Because-well. because he's my friend.
-Berton Braley In Puck.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
FOR The CHILDREN
Lament Of the Poppy Doll.

I'm only a poppy dolly.
And. alas. I've had my day.
For the little girl that made me
Has gone away TO play
She went into the garden
And chose me. a poppy red.
Eyes, nose and mouth she pricked
Right In my poppy head.
She folded back my petals
With "a sash OF grass bright green
With twigs she made my arms.
The straightest ever seen.
A little bell-like flower
Made me "A pretty hat.
A nasturtlum leaf my sunshade.
Would you have thought OF thatr
And now that she has left me
I'm sure that l won't last.
IL you should see her anywhere
Tell her I'm fading fast
Youths Companion
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Watch Boys Of Norway.

II n quite a common sight 20 see
boys watching cattle TO keep them
from straying. but watch boy whose
duty II is TO keep lookout for school
OF fish would indeed be an oddly In
this country. In Norway small boys
SIT In sentry boxes built on stills and
watch for fish. a custom prevailing In
nearly all OF the towns along the coast.
especially where hshlng Is depended
upon AS a means OF livelihood. A IT..
tie sentry box Is made OF wood and
perohed high'on post. Here the lad
sits. gazing across the sea. using his
keen eyes for the benefit OF the fisher
men. who are depending upon him TO
give the alarm when school OF hsh
appears When the signal IL given the
fishermen. who usually work on their
farms when there are no schools OF
fish about, throw the huge nets over
their shoulders and hurry OF TO their
boats.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
A Drummer

Perhaps you have heard of the com.
poser and musician Haydn. When
Haydn was "A schoolboy be was a great
drummer and was always chosen when
professions were In progress As he
was much too small TO carry a drum
and beat Il. his favorlte instrument
was mounted on the back OF an equal
ly small hunchback. who marched In
front OF Haydn. IL is not strange that
I'm all the band the drummer is the one
that attracts the greatest attention and
the crowd Is always thickest around
him. The whole crowd must have
been around Haydn when he marched
through the streets with his lunch
back carrier In front OF him beating
the drum with the same fervor with
which he later composed his great ora.
tories.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Commercial Traveller.

This Is one OF the convenient games
which can be played on the spur or
the moment and requires no materials.
not even the usual pencil and paper.
The players being seated in n circle
leader is chosen. who. beginning any
where I'm the circle. asks questions
which must be answered alphabetical
ly; that IL. the first persons words
should all begin with "a" the second
with 3D." and so on. For example:
Leader: Ladies' and gentlemen, we
will suppose that you are all CONNER
cial travellers about 10 start on jour
ney 10 any part OF the world you may
prefer on business. Will you each
kindly tell me where you are going
and for what purpose. naming your
destina lions and errands alphabetical
Typ
Where are you going. No. -r'
Answer: ITO Annapolis"
what will you do thereT
Advertise aeroplanes."
Il am going TO Baltimore" says the
next What will you do thereT asks
the leader. Boost Burnett's BurnIsh-
er brightens boilers"
Each person Is asked In turn by the
leader where he's going and what TO
do therey
r.Csgoes TO Chicago 10 catch Colum-
bian coins
ID. 10 Damascus 10 dress dancing
dervishes.
Il. to England TO enjoy every Eng
iish entertainment
r. TO Florida 90 End fortune In fiy-
paper.
q. 10 Guatemala 10 grow guavas.
ii. TO Harrisburg 10 harass hypocrit-
ical humbugs.
l. TO India 10 inspect Improved IDOLS
J. to Jersey 10 jump on jays
And 80 on TO the end OF the alphabet
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
She Look No Chances.

II know what's passing In your
mind" suddenly said the maiden as
the habltually silent caller stared at
her. 81 know. too. why you are call
ing here night after night. appropriate
ing my time 20 your self and keeping
other nice young men away. You
want me TO marry you. don't your"
I'll do" gasped the young man.
II thought SO Very well; will
Ladies' Home Journal.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22

The Japanese language Is claimed TO
be the hardest 10 learn OF all Ian.
guages. Even the japanese find II diff.
dcult. and several American army OH.
GERS have acknowledged that they
found 1t impossible to master II. IL
takes the japanese child seven years
20 learn the essential parts OF the al
phabet. and one must become familiar
with PA signs TO learn the simple part
OF the language alone. The pa signs
serve as the English Initial letters in
our alphabet To be able 10 read any
OF the higher class Japanese newspa-
pers one must be the master OF from
$500 20 5000 single letters conveying
a thought
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
PubIIshers al a Eeast.

AZ Chicago Tuesday three hundred
and fifty newspaper publishers from
many states OF the middle west az.
tended testimonial dinner in the
crystal room OF the Blackstone hotel
TO David Lee Taylor The guests
friends In the advertising busipess
In Chicago were the hosts.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Not the Same.

81 don't believe there is anything I'm
that talk about Harlow being hard
up." said Little Binks. "Why. he's
just blossomed forth with footman
on his motor"
"FootmanT echoed Jinkinson der-
sively. "Footman is good That Isn't
a .footman-it's a deputy sheriff I'm
charge OF the car"-Harper's Weekly.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22


Where can happiness always be
found? In the dictionary.
Why are the people OF Ireland like
n carpet? Because they are kept
down by tax ttacksl.
Why are bachelors bad gramma-
rians7 Because when asked 10 conju-
gate they invariably decline.
Why Is a coachman like a loverf
Because he always desires to be re
membered by his fare.
What table has no legs 20 stand on7
The multiplication table.
At what age should you mnrryl AZ
the parsonage.
Why are these coDundrums like
monkeys? Because they are farfetch.
ed and fnll Of nonsense.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Dancer Not So Imminent.

Awhy. Tommy exclaimed the Sun
day school teacher" don't you say
your prayers every night before you
20 10 bedY
mot any more" replied Tommy,
Il ulster when slept In folding bed,
though. "-Philadelphia Record.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
ost IN. HookI

Dick-Darling. you are the first girl
i ever loved.
Dolly-Come around Friday night.
Dick-Friday nighti
o. Dolly-Yes; that Is amateur night.
you know.-Chicago News.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
some,hlna 70 Show.

Kilby-l made enough money In
stocks last week TO buy touring car.
80. Dane-You didn't buy Il. did your
Kilby (gloomIlyl-No. but l wish
had Dow.-Boston Transcript.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22

TFyIna 10 Do NoouFNts.
Parent-Did you break this window.
GeorRef
George-well. helped.
Parent-Helpedl How helpedt
George-lt was a ball that broke Il,
bot I threw the ball.-Stray Stories.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
A Goa.lnY Taetioian.

"Mrs. Chatterall is constantly assum.
ing the role OF peacemaker."
YES" replied Miss Cayenne. "In
that way she manages TO hear al the
news from both sides OF dispute
Washington Star.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Not Easy.

Battles Is nm easy going chap. isn't
her
Gee. guess you haven't seen that
secondhand auto he bought the other
day."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Such a. PnxInn the niIl.

Knicker- Books tell you What Go dc
before the doctor comes
Bocker-But none teis you what &C
do after be comes. -.Iudge
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-04-22
Wlndinn tha Alarm.

Pop, that dog next door IS like an
alarm clock. He wakes me up every
morning"
Eyes; he's watchdog. my son"
when do they wind him up. pop?"-
Yonkers Statesman