Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-09-21
FOR THE ANAN1As CLUB.

FDR ll1E ANANIAS CLUB.
(The attention of Hon. t. Roosevelt.
who made the Ananias club one of the
leading organizations of this country.
il respectfully called to the fact that
there are a few candidates he has not
yet discovered.)
We'dd like to nominate a few for full
Pledged membership.
Upon the bucking goat we'd like to see
these take a trip:
The man who sends you garden seeds
he guarantees will grow.
The man who says he never on c
ton wants to go.
The man who avs he never sowed wild
oats when he was young.
The man who says he never was On
watermelOns stung.
The M a who says his wife does not
object when he's out late.
The man who says he always pays his
rent right on the date.
The man who says he can run his car
without repairs.
The man who says he simpy dotes on
all grand opera airs.
The man who says his wife and he
have never had q scrap.
The man who says for stag events he
doesn't give a snap.
The man who says he uses only seven
tons Of coal.
The man who says financially, he's
ne'er been in the hole.
The man who says he's never sick. but
always feels O. K.
The man who says he always pay and
never beats his way.
The man who says he owes to do all
the household chores.
The man who says, in winter time, he
loves to sleep outdoors.
The m who says that she does not
care at al! for dress.
The woman who says that she has no
vain a to confess.
The woman who says hat she dearly
loves to cook the meals.
The woman who say that she always
shows the mood she feels.
The who says that she's never
jealous one small bit.
The woman who says that she never
has an angry At.
The oma who says hat her kids arc
always we'll behaved.
The woman who says that upon her
hats much coin she's saved.
The woman who says that she's never
cared to learn to sing.
The woman who says that she never
frets o'er anything.
If these don't bring the membership w
to what he desires.
Wen give T. X. 9,O0O,0 900 more first
class. artistic liars.
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The folding hat rack that used to
hang in the hall.
The old-fashioned couples that used
to go out buggy riding.
The folks who used to eat dinner in
the middle of the day.
The good old lady in steel-rimmed
eyeglasses who used to make crullers
n put up yarb tea.
Those student lamps that used to
adOrn every home.
The whatnot that stood in the cor
ner and held everything from a Chi
nese idol to Il case of wax flowers.
The crayon portraits that use to
hang in the parlor.
The foo scraper that used to be
seen ON every front stoop.
Those brilliantly painted lambre-
quins.
The old-fashioned weather. prophet
who had a pet corn.
A REMARKABLE MAN.
The cares and worries of this life
Mere bother him a single bit.
He never quarrels with his wife
And is content. no doubt OF 1t.
He gets no pesky monthly bills
And moneys naught at all to him.
He never knows financial ills.
He doesn't have to scrimp and trim.
He takes no interest at all
In things political. you see.
He doe not hear his cOuntry's call;
No Office seeking man is he.
He cares not IL it's wet or dry.
Or bitter cold or fiercely warm.
He cares not how the winds may sigh,
Presag ing an approaching storm.
He never takes a pa ssing glance
At the official weather map.
And there is not the slightest chance
That he could ever care a snap.
He's not afraid Of foOtpads or
OF burglars who break in and steal.
He never must so begging for
The price to buy a good square meal
He doesn't care how prices soar.
The cost OF living is a joke.
He ne'er lets out d frenzied roar.
The same as other common folk.
He lets things happen as they will
And takes the good right with the bad
No hobby can give him a thrill.
He's not n crank on any fad.
He never speaks an unkind word
About q single living soul.
For gossip to him is absurd.