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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28

supper they were giving him he was
told of the wager. Mr.. Bellew. roared
with laughter.
That one timid man." said Mr. Bel
lew, lis the only one who was correct.
It's kurle Bel-you, with bit Of fall
in tone with the last syllable. It's a
marvel to me that there was as many
as one that was really right. I've
been called so many names in the
past ten years. that sometimes have
TO think myself what 1t is"
Oddly, the confusion is in part due
to Mr.. Bellew himself, as he says. Il
can blame my parents for the sur
name but I. myself take the RESPONSE
bility for the Christian"
The distinguished actor was origin
Bellew:" but when Mr.. Bellew re-
ceived his first position on the stage
in small stock company in Australia
the name looked too long. and he &C.
commodated the printers by substi.
tuting "Kyrle." name his family
made an extremely prominent one in
Irish history.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
Baldhead Club Was GREAT SUCCESS
One is Being Organized in
q Western City.

Perhaps this report is a joke. but
one thing is certain a baldhead is no
joke to the man who wears it.
A club Of baldheads formed in every
city in America would be a good thing
If its members could be induced to
parade hatless. through the main
streets OF the city.
The writer would suggest that some
of the members carry banners with
inscriptions of such character as to
warn those who still have hair, that
badness is unnecessary: that in nearly
every case it is the result Of careless
ness.
Banners inscribed as follows would
be appropriate:
1--WE let the dandruff germ do It."
The time to save the hair is when
you have hair to save"
when we were young. the dandruff
germs worked every blessed minute.
They dug our hair out by the roots,
and now we aren't init"
The best banner Of all would be
this, I'VE didn't use Partisan Sage
Leo H. Fihe sells Partisan Sage for
so cents a large bottle. so do live drug
gists everywhere. 1t is guaranteed to
stop falling hair. itching scalp and to
destroy dandruff germs and remove
dandruff in two weeks. or money back.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
BUSINESS COLLEGE

Jerome Day..who has been employed
at the Second National Bank. has ac-
copied position with the Light. Heat
and Power company at Indianapolis.
MIR. and Mrs. C. c. Hudelson Of
Fountain City, whose son is in school
here. visited the school one day this
week.
Martha Mattingly and Fred Sanders
entered the night school this week
Mamie Bowers has gone to Liberty
today on business.
Glen Pearce made business trip to
Connersville. Friday.
Emery Pike of Alpine. Ind, made a
short call at the college "Wednesday
morning. His son Is in attendance
here.
Elsie Rush spent Saturday and Sun
day with her mother at her home
near Marion. Ind.
L. B. Campbell made business trip
the work going on nicely
Irwin Harmeier from near Milton,
one of our former students, visited the
school Wednesday afternoon. Mr.. Har-
meier is teaching at Fairview at the
present time. While in school he
boarded with Mr.. and Mrs. winkler.
the wedding Of whose daughter he
came to attend Wednesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Slant attended
the wedding with Mr.. Harmeier.
Ernest Borton was called to New
Paris Wednesday on account OF the
death Of his grandfather.
The report from the Employment
Department shows that twenty-eight
positions have been filled during the
past week and that eighteen other
calls were made which could not be
filled
Emma Earhart from near College
Corner. who was visiting Ina Smith,
spent a half day at the school with
Miss Smith.
Vira Benton has accepted q position
as stenographer at the County Superin.
tendent's office.
Charles Hawkins father, whose
home is at Winchester. made a call at
the college, Thursday morning.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
Many Attended Hagerstown
Institute.
palladium So cial)

Hagerstown. Ind. Jan es-The
Jefferson township farmers institute
held at Hagerstown this week was IN
usually well attended and was consid-
cred one of the most profitable insti-
tutes held here recently. The adj
dresses in part were given by local
people, and were as follows: Some of
the Problems Of Farming" Moses
Keever. Shall Agriculture be Taught
in Public Schools. Prof. Charles
Woolard; "Silo and Ensilage," by
Robert Allen. The directors of the
institute were fortunate in securing
Mr.. Clayton E. Martindale OF Green
field, Ind. and Mrs. Flora Meeks OF
Parker City to assist. Both spoke on
different topics at each session and
each thoroughly handled their respec-
tive subjects.
Probably the most entertaining ses-
zion was the one on Wednesday even
ing. The attendance was large and
the audience made up of citizens OF
Hagerstown as we'll as the farmers
and families
The music furnished was excellent.
MIR. Colwell Miller and Miss Edna Ad-
dington sang 20, that We Two Were
Maying." Miss Opal Hoover gave a
reading. and Miss Leah Petro enter
tanned the audience with the Trials
of an Inventors Wife" Mrs Meeks
spoke on Home and its Surround
ings." it's influence for good or bad.
and the happy home. Mr.. Martindale
interested all and especially parents
and boys with the subject Boys"
Mr.. Martindale ably discussed this
topic. Among many of the good
points made were these: Teach the
boy from earliest childhood, indus
try. economy and let him depend
largely on his own efforts Three
important factors. in the education of
the boy not to be neglected. are his
physical condition, spiritual and edu-
cational advantages. He also thought
1T was we'll to let the boys choose
their own occupation Mr.. Martindale
spoke Thursday on the Rearing and
Feeding of Hogs" and Selecting,
Storing and Testing Seed Corn"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
OULOOK OLD!

In nine cases out Of ten 1t is not be.
cause you are old, but because YOU
are tired. all worn out, and you act as
If you just wondered how you are go
ing to get through the season and dc
your work
This condition may be caused BY q
rundown and debiliated condition, OF
by b. cold which has left you with
out strength or ambition.
We want to ask every such person
to Try vinol, our delicious cod liver
and iron tonic. without oil. II 1t does
not build you up and make you feel
young, strong and well again. We will
return the money you paid us Tor It.
Isn't that fair! Leo H. Fine, Drug
gist. Richmond. Indiana
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
A Quick ch.nas.

When Victor Murdoch arrived In
Washington as new congressman he
felt that he had the earth in sling
and that money and expenses were
minor considerations. Accordingly he
went to the most exclusive hotel he
could find and took an elaborate suit
Of rooms.
So gorgeous were his surroundings
that when Mrs. Murdoch appeared on
the scene she asked him what the
charges were.
"Oh. I don't know" replied Murdoch
unconcernedly. II guess they're all
right"
AT any rate" she suggested, you'd
better 60 down and ask the clerk"
A few minutes later he returned,
rushed into the suit Ike cyclone
and began to throw things into the
trunks. Then he stopped long enough
to telephone for baggage man.
1--WE figured 1t out.D he shoutoa as
he slammed up the receiver. Its
costing US $216 every minute we stay
here. And we're going to move In q
minute. Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
Fanny kemhle'. Quick Wit.

Fanny Kemble hsl fiery temper.
which matched that OF her husband.
Pierce Butler. and speedily brought
about one OF the most noted divorce
trials reported in the lawbooks. In
her youth she was remarkably beauti-
ful. and in the role OF Juliet she was
the personifcation of dazzling lowell
ness. She WAS noted for her keenness
Of wit even in the days OF her old age.
Once when an impertinent street loun-
ger stepped up to her while she was
looking in the window of "a bric-a -brac
store and said. Are you fond Of an
tiquities:" Mrs. kemble quickly un-
pinned her veil and. turning on the
man her aged face (she was then sew
enty-threel. asked. Are your"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28

ling collectively the German veterans
Of 1870. Whon he came out Of prison
he published picture post card, bear
ing the inscription. Souvenir Of my
Condemnation" in red letters. while
above a pale violet. landscape was
crowned by q bright blue sky. The
police have now confiscated this card
as . seditious attempt to popularize
the French national colors.
Or. eode In Berlin.
Dr.. Bode. of Flora bust notorlety
Is with us again with a fresh and up
.todate defense of the authenticity of
his Lenardo da Vinci masterpiece. The
disputed treasure has. he says. been
exclusively investigated by scientific
tanned are about to be published In
the official organ of the Berlin Ma
tional Museums. It has been ascer-
tanned beyond all shadow OF doubt.
Dr.. Bode contends, that Lucas 'restor-
ed the painting Of the bust" DR.. Bode
also introduces a statement by NJ.
Eduard Bouet. described as the most
eminent living art-restorer. who is
convinced that the bust cannot be OF
modern origin"
In substantiation of the German
claim that the bust was the property
Of Lord Palmerston. DR.. Bode has dis
covered q voluntary witness in the per.
son OF Lady Paget. Of Florence. widow
Of the late British Ambassador at
Rome. Lady Paget Is quoted as hav.
Ing recently remarked to the well
known German Archaeological. Profes-
sor Hulsen, that the bust. which was
probably in the collection Of Earl Cow.
per lived In Florence in ITO and 1850
and was an ardent collector. DR.. Bode
finally states that Lucas's commission
to include a photograph OF the Flora
bust In the album of his work present
ed to the British Museum, is classic
evidence that he was not its author.
DR.. Bode admits that Lucas was a
most eccentric person" but holds him
Incapable Of forgery"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
HEALTH OFFICERS
HOLD CONFERENCE
tAn.erican News Service1

Columbus. o.. Jan. - Public
health onicers from all parts Of Chic
assembled in the capital today for :
two-days conference arransed BY the
state board OF heath among the sub
5e1ss slated tor consideration are the
prevention Of infan.ile paralysis, med
Ical inspection. compulsory notifca-
ton OF tuberculosis. pure milk supply.
the disinfection OF water. and street
dust and street cleaning In relation to
health.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
Hustlina the Clergy.

A newspaper man once connected
with journal in Denver was one
day in conversation with his chief
when a clerical looking gentleman en-
tered the Office.
"Sir." said he gravely, II intend
next Sunday to preach a sermon upon
football. and it has occurred to me
that an enterprising paper like yours
would be pleased to have my manu-
script. / have no doubt that any
number of your readers would be
glad to read 1t and
"All right, all right" interrupted the
busy editor, hut you'll have to hustle
it along Get 1t in early-early. mind!
Our sporting page is the first to close. !"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
MEN WANTED
Wages s25. TO $50. 4 Week in Automo-
bile Wcrk--Thousands at Jobs Watt
ing for Competent Men in ali parts
OF the Country.

In addition to the immense number
now II operation about 500 goo Auto
mobiles VIII be manufactured this year
and this means work Tor thousands ct
men qualified 10 Sell. Repair, Drive
and Demonstrate Automobiles and
Trucks The Rochester Automobile
School will fit any man In . few weeks
to fill any Of these positions. without
interfering with his present employ
ment. get him a job and give him an
opportunity to make SO weekly while
learning. For information write Ro-
chester Automobile School 642 Church
St.. Rochester. n. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28

KIDNEY Is a deceptive disease
TROUBLED don't know II. II
you want good resultss you can make
no mistake by using DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root. the great kidney remedy.
At druggist In fifty cent and dollar
sizes. Sample bottle by mail free. al
SO pamphlet telling you how to find
out If you have kidney trouble.
Address DR.. Kilmer & Co. Bingham.
ton, N. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
A WEAK WOMAN
AND her STORY
= Here. At. Lives . Lady We
feels 1hst Her Strength Vas
Restored b. Caroul.

rogal. Ark.-'T must speak q good
word tor Cardui." writes Mrs. Viola
Baker, Of this plsce.
About q month ago was In very bad
health. was % weak and nervous that
] wos not able to do my housework.
my husband bought me one bottle Of
Car69, the woman's tonic. took Il &C.
co0dlnG to directions and now ! am in
nod health. e
'llhink cardul b q fine tonic foe weak
VoOoo."
Aad you ase not the only lady who
hln6 @, Mn. Baker.
Thomsands. like you, have written 10
~ q IT, wonderful oenefit Cafdui has
6oo8 - them.
cBd6l eualains 10 minerals, O. ether
poW0sea 0Jp. It contains no giyeerin
b ocbo6 notwithstanding inUedieals.
4 = 1T q pure. natural extract. Of
800 veGelnh1e hes6s, that have been
I'D . eeGula1e the womanly functions
"a olfonG}heo llse female sysSem.
Az dsuQiGts sell Cardu.
e. yesfs about u.
Z nlSlsS 4: - A1sesR ID 9;
2vG1A - = o1by1Do& eae4eA.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
A Di.ou.ted Super.

Sir Henry Irving used to tell story
Of a super who had to rush on the
stage and give the announcement
MY lord. the king is here"
Thinking that the man might be at
nicted by stage fright. Sir Henry in
structed him to shout out the words
ut the top Of his voice. When the cue
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28

came the proud and obedient super
rushed forward and reared stentorious-
II:
my lord. the king is here.'
"Ha! What. sayest thou?" cried the
famous actor, which happened to be
the next line Of the play.
A look Of intense disgust and dis
appointment crossed the super's face,
and to the delight of the audience he
blurted out Indignantly:
''Oh, you card right enough"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
A Request.

Request.
II shall never forget" says the emf.
nent man Of wealth during the course
of his little speech on How to Become
as Am" II shall never forget how I
saved my first hundred dollars
At this Juncture weary individual
In the audience. who has heard this
story many times and has read 1t
many times more. interrupts:
well. IL you can't forget It. for
heavens sake give the rest Of rs
chance to."-Chicago Post.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
kryIs eellew.

Have you ever succeeded in decid-
OF this puszling name Is only to have
some high proved friend inform you
that you were quite wrong; then wa
gered you were right. searched for
some one who really did know. and at
last ended up by being more perplex-
"a than ever.
This fall. when Mr.. Bellew was re-
hearsing his company for "Rafhes"
In which he will appear at the Gen.
nett. Thursday evening. February 2.
. dispute over his name arose In one
OF the exclusive clubs In New York
City where he had been invited to
take supper after his performance
Bets were made, and before the even
ing was over considerably more than
$4,000 had been wagered.
Some called him "Curlie Bel-loo.' -
with the accent decidedly on the last
syllable. while others urged that there
should be more ilnesse on~he first syl
liable. Still another faction insisted
that It was Carl Bel.lue." There were
three other variations, each with its
supporters. And there was one man
who said It was "kurl Bell-you." with
. slight accent on the bell" but he
was SO uncertain about Il that
his fellow members refused to take
his bet
When lIr. Below arrived At the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
The Temperatures.

"Why do you watch the thermome
ter ON the wall so closely:' Queriet
the invalid.
Because" replied the unframed
nurse, "the doctor said IL the tempera
ture got any higher was to give you
another dose Of quinine."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28

PILES CURED IN 9 TO ~ DAYS
your druggist will refund money II
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any
case OF Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Pro
trudiug Piles in to II days. SOC.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
A Friendly Tin.

Sapleigh-Wouid you-er-advise me
to-er-marry beautiful girl or 4 SEN
sible girl? Hammersley-Tm afraid
you'll never be able to marry either.
old man. Sapleigh-why not: Ham
mersley-Well. q beautiful girl could
do better and a sensible girl would
know better.-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
At Local Theaters
A. the Murray.

Gus Suns peerless minstrel troupe,
Of men with voices better
than the average and a repertoire Of
songs and jokes that create much
laughter 10 the feature attraction at
the Murray theater this week. The
Klein, OFT and Nicholson musical act
Is one Of the best for variety seen
here recently. music and interspers-
ed with comedy. The Harrison-West
trio Introducing the juvenile wonder.
for comedy and dancing is strong
act and the applause that greets the
little fellow in particular would hat-
ter any senior comedian. AS usual
motion pictures add much to the bill
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
E.anxe CASTING.

S.3nxe Casting.
The art OF bronze casting was intro.
duced into Siam by the Chinese "a thu
eleventh century.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-28
All rbsx Could Find.

All They Could Find.
whats all that noise in the next
room:'
My wife and three Of her gin
friends are trying to play whist with
only fcrty-seven cards in the pack
Louisyille Courier Journal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-03-16
DISASTER ON RANGE
TWENTY TRACK LAYERS CAUGHT
IN PIT BY CAVE-IN-ONLY
A FEW ESCAPE.
80 BURIED IN THE AVALANCHE
Sobbing Women and Children Watch
Efforts of Rescue Party-Sec-
ond Disaster at
Gilbert.

Virginia. Death in the form of
five hundred thousand tons of iron
ore, rock, earth, ice and snow shot
down upon 20 track layers working in
the Norman open-pit mine here. Only
IA escaped the avalanche and three
of these are in hospital suffering
from injuries that are likely to prove
fatal.
Ole Johnson, foreman of one of the
three changes of men that were caught
by the vast mass, is the only one of
the IA whose injuries are not dam
gerous. He was taken to the hospital
suffering from severe conclusions of
the head.
An army of men with shovels set to
work desperately to recover the bod
les. The work was pursued under ex-
IRENE difficulties. The men prayed
for the daylight to aid them, while
many of the crowd on the embankment
overlooking the site of the catastrophe
dreaded to have the dawn come, for it
would show them broken and MANNED
bodies the sight of which would
change their stolid grief to hysterical
lamentations.
Wives and children of the buried
men watched the work of the rescuers,
sobbing and wringing their hands.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-03-16

Reports from the Cooper hospital in
Camden give surprisingly gratifying re-
suits in the treatment of tetanus.
Within the past month, it is said, three
patients who had genuine cases of
iockjaw had been cured. Two of these
were children and the other a man of
forty-four. In the latter case the dis
ease had reached the state where the
mans jaws were locked and his whole
nervous system was temporarily para
iyzed, says the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The treatment used is an anti-tetanio
serum which is said to act very quick
~ and leave no harmful results. This
disease is one that has baff1ed medical
bcience for centuries and If a specific
mas been discovered one of the most
,nsidiOus and most serious menaces of
fife has been overcome. 1t has been
often said that medical science is not
progressing with the same rapidity as
It's allied branch, surgery, but there
seems reason for believing that expert.
mentation will in the next decade or
30 work wonders in this line.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-03-16
TELL OF PROGRESS
SOUTHERN COMMERCIAL CON.
GRESS OPENS AT ATLANTA.
Presence of Promlnetn Men From All
Sections of Country Adds Dig.
nifty to Gathering.

Atlanta, Ga-The presence of Pres
ident Taft, Col Theodore Roosevelt
Secretary of Agriculture Wilson, Sec
rotary of War Dickinson, Woodrow
Wilson, governor of New Jersey, to-
gether with all the governors of the
southern states and some of the fore
most business men of the nation at
the opening of the Southern CONNER
cial congress here Wednesday added
dignity to a convention whose i'm
portance to the country at large and
to the south in particular will be Sec
ond to none. Coming as 1t does just
fifty years later the division of the
states in civil strife, it exemplifies
that great commercial union that has
sprung from the ashes of dead revo-
luton to bind the North and the
South firmly in the bonds of mutual
interest.
Three men of worldwide reputation
occupied the attention. of the conven-
ton with addresses of much interest.
Secretary Wilson delivered speech
on agriculture in the South, George
Westinghouse SpOhS Ou ElSCLI1ClCy III
the Development of the South" and
George w. Perkins addressed the con-
vention on Business Efficiency in
Southern Progress"
During the three days fthe con-
vention many speeches were deliv-
cred. These discourses were headed
by speech from Senator Duncan U.
Fletcher of Florida on "The Southern
| Renaissance" The second speech of
national Importance will be by Sen
ator Money of Mississippi on 1.-THE
Obligation of the Panama Canal.
| The third national utterance was
| from the lips of Former Senator
James Gordon of Mississippi, who
brought a message From Yesterday
| to Today" He was followed by DR..
Clarence J. Owens, COMMANDMENTS
| chief of the United Sons of Confed-
crate Veterans, who spoke on To-day
and Tomorrow" Colonel Roosevelt
was the fifth speaker. President
| Taft made the closing remarks of the
convention, taking for his topic, "a
Greater Nation Through Greater
| South"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-03-16
Senator Bailey Must Testify.

Springfield, Illinois. - States At
Attorney Burke obtained a subpoena
for United States Senator Bailey, sum-
moning him as a witness in the case
against Senator Broderick of Chicago,
who is charged by former Senator
Holstlaw with paying him $4,000 for
Holstlaws vote for Lorimer. Hoist
law produced deposit slip for that
amount on the State Bank of Chicago.
The deposit slip was taken to Wash
ington by the subcommittee investi.
eating Lorimer's election and disap
reared during Senator Bailey's speech