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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
Before You Marry Man, See Him When He's
Drunk, Is Advice of Girl Who Has Seen Tragedies

her. asks her 20 marry him. aud
it's done. She's as happy an a lark.
Jimmy Is such a nice young man.
Then comes the awakening
about q. X. she Is startled
from alumber BY tho oYefturnlug
of a table or chair. inatinetivaly
aha rcaehoa for Jimmy. thinking
burglars arc In the house hut Jim.
my isn't there She IL about 90
scream when tho light IL turned on
and there. dizzy aud drunk. is jim
my. She cries Jimmy curses her
aud amanhen the furniture may be
throws a shaving mug 1T her for
having furniture IN the flat
Money Is shy. She must have
some TO pay the rent She asks
Jimmy. who IL such nice young
man, for some change. Jimmy has
been drinking again and she picks
heraelf up from the floor. nursing
great welt where Jimmya fiat
struck her.
she knows now shat Jimmy IL.
aud irs the divorce court for her.
and back to the ahift waist counter
asain.
AN men. ~ course. are not like
Jimmy lluf sober Jimmy Was euch
a nice young man. Now. thea, here
IS nay contention
'ilAd Mrs. Jimmy seen her has
band under the influence ~ liquor
before she married him. some one
Of those mean traits would have
come 90 the surface "a warn her
Therefore. ms advice 20 the girls IL
Get him drunk before you marry
him
Just then Miss naou iripped away
20 ains. I'm On Ny Way 10 Reno.
and the y II. dnckcd for the night
air 10 think u over.
HaxFstsNf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

wages. trying hard 20 live decent
life She meets a Young man who
seems 30 nice. She thinka 81 him a.
possible husband About her Il
endless hack breaking. nerve rack.
ms work 80 more worfy over the
mistake OF yesterday whlir dias
trnciiugiy tired and hardly able 10
asand. are her dreams. proud
dreams then the day Of telling the
other Eiria she IL going 10 be
married" and. Last and most wou-
druun triumph. that % telling the
floorwalhsF 10 get somebody else
and mean u
sire Marrirs Jimmy.
Say bis name u Jimmy Jimmy
asks her 10 tho theatre. he likes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
A WORD TO ALL PARENTS.

Is a long
children Huckcl Of Baltimore:
people think OF children burden bother.
neonvenicne They be all OF but they are
They all they Chldren help
yputh They make read fairy again; hey initiate into
ctdrrns introduce the fascinating world
children
They Children teach infinitely
them. Children really given
~ Children bring
Straight
love hove aud saeca father mother would
die for their ehdis vision OF the sacrifice Christ
true home with the child the midst becomes window Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

The surgeon cautiously entered
abe Hons cage carrying knives.
Eneedics. antiscpsica and a sack. The
scheme. Which waa successfully car.
Islnd oas after great struggle. Was
10 eursiop uenry's head In a hag
land tie bic fusefe.t ~ the bars 81
'she cage. The lion kicked and fought
bard. bot finally icnrya mouth
was muzEied. bis head covered with
THE bag aud pass fastened 10 the
bars ~ the cage. Then the surgeon
made an incisiou five inches long
In the Hons neck. removed the
tumor. dressed the wound. took
seven stitches and the thing was
donc.
Henry Hudson IN doing quite sell.
ron ne~. nsHfFsw fsFHlshsa faasns 81
tss prices eeft a. The NifGiaus 500 w.
4aaa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
MORTCACINC A MAN FOR LIFE.

Cinnamon sil
willing suffer and the privilege them
e33o for the guides
Che
at s5s 10 $50 month"; much would make
China They themselves refund tho that
finances the adventure.
But what 10 they don't China
there's the rub for
the whole including Chinese
II practically for life
It's awful a Chinese
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
rro Moras peflned.

That sallow. lean. dyHpepsic.
cross grained. hateful. egoiissieai
chap yoa meet IL a PEssiMfsT.
That red checked. fat. healthy
cheerful. ploaNant.faeed. laughing.
cheerful. popular chap you meet IL
~ OTsTIMiHT
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
HOLIDAYS OF 1911

ST. Valentines day win fail
on Tuesday: Llncoln'a birthday.
Sunday; Washingfon's birth
day. Wednesday; Ash wednes-
day. on March 4; Easter Sun.
day, April Is. Decoration day.
Tuesday. July 4. Tuesday:
Labor day. September 4: Thar
ing day, Nov. 80; Christmas
day. Monday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

q ~ tifAftitN Af+A Af'AA
cub and after II
vas over be Dc
clared that he
never again pro
p0aca 10 mot.
key" ~ith a lion
Henry Hudson
tho Hon. develop
"a a tamor In bis
throat and b.
anne real l,eeYish
Only an operation
N0uld save hia
lie
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
So RomantIel

Olga WAS very much excited over
Nora's account Of her elopement.
How romantlci But weren't You
afraid Of the ladder slipplng7"
Nora: "Oh, no! Mother was
holding f."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

Wine and woman'
fOh, would that this WASN'T
Age Improves wine.
hut woman Il Doesn't
Tho expected never happens. The
unexpected always happens which
proves that we don't know 80
much. after alt
The SRI you eourted. the bride
you proudly led 20 the altar. the
woman with whom you spent de-
iiriona honeymoon. ia Identical with
your wife. Mr. Husband. Please let
this soak In
show as a man who has defeated
John Barleycofn in rough and
tumble hight. and we will cage a
white blackbird and deliver Il al
your house. charges prepaid.
Ia ~ years the Kimberly diamond
mines yielded 1870 600 900 worth os
diamonds. Go, your nhnreY
Devotion
4 love mommie-l love mommie
FIVE. said the baby kirl. naming
the highest figure 10 which shs
could count
II WAS remarked the other day
that some men 'klHs their wives
like they doff their hats"
These arc not MEN. dear Cynic.
bat INSECTS dressed 10 look like
men
Success doesn't always mean
that a crime has been committed
Il depends upon what you call sue
cess
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

Some day an ex-senator or An ex-
congressman viii ~rite book.
Scandals kno9 About Congress-.
and he'll be the most famous and
richest living wrltof--if he escapes
alive.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
TODAYS GOOD SHORT ONE.

What did e
DIR Fitzpatrick"
that will
= chance o on me-
why notY~ asked the "He Is doctor"
Maybe but
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

The smoker says that It is better
TO smoke here. and not hereafter.
As an afterthought he adds: The
home pipe is better than the down
town affinity and the second
thought may have bred the first.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
OPERATED ONION
CUB; NEVER AGAIN

NEW YORK. Jan. Or William
sEydor performed an operation on
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

You May Think This Girl Is
Entirely Wrong. But Any
how Let's Listen to What
She Has to Say. for She Be
lieves IL Is True.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

Deacon Glnk: Dear me. II is com.
mencIng to rain and have no um.
brella. tSighs) This Is really too
bad. What shall do? (Looks
around and sees Deacon BoogIe-
smiths umbrella.l All
(THE END)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

Life is neither Joke nor a
except as we make II so.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

uy Mall on, OF eity-sO cents for one month. 90
osnts for two months 7B cents for three months
Twenty-Five cents per month when subscription Ia
for three months or more
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05
STAR DUST

Wine and woman
fOh. would that this WASN'T
Age Improves wine.
hut woman Il Doesn't
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-01-05

Tho expected never happens. The
unexpected always happens which
proves that We doa't knOw 80
much. after all
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26

Seattle be proud The burg have had sane
and refuse the petition recall of the movor
whom they elected only few ago Thus are the politicians
COMPOUNDED and knocked ont of a Job
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26
The Recall Evi,

unlimited recall respectfully invited glance
Seattle which breathe condition ol
petua with firing and chief of police
that urged recall the
that refused discharge
ae who had been vndicated by the grand The
who leaders the
whole lot than the grand could discover and
therefore petitions deal
fretful application liberal law likely endear the
something than
occupy his The professional politicians the WHO
commecanng promoting suspicion in the public mind
keeping seethng when there
necessity evident obv
the application the law Seattle that the
greatest likely aggators
by acting judges clerks
professional jobseekers The
their When the people have their opened
aggravation they will probably find venaiy
that the transgression
perverson of the law keep geas
ing lie municipal machinery.-Godied Tribune.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26
The Copper Market

improvement apparent in the worlds situation
still increasing activity business abroad The United
States IS of the worlds productions has not
taking of the The bright spot in the copper
trade exports the consumption which reported from
Europe presence of the abroad the
copper showed itself to be sound indus
trial The better showing made by the last monthly state
men Copper Producers Association plainly to be ascrbed
foreign during July and favorable DISPOSE
among home But for the smaller output OF the
material
Perhaps there nothing be gained by dwelling the point
country clearly enough due to the po
against the consolidated industries Under this head
dispatches from Washington offers the most
business that has from the seat of government
time past 1t stated that resolution will shortly be in
Congress looking the appointment of commission to
consider the for the industrial uneasine Such commission
least the of emphasizing to the national law
makers their folly in playing politics with very threatening
economic problems
The report Europe for August shows another satisfactory
foreign visible supplies of copper, the smallest total
July This showing combined with that of the Ameri
producers places the worlds surplus about 28Soooooo pounds
smallest total early This is less than months
consumption the prevailing and sudden improvement IN
business would copper famine,
the Circumstance that this prepared to enlarge pro-
duction materially on short notce-Minng Science
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26

President Taft has notified Champ Clark
their Democratic that campaign
will be permitted he help Nor he propose
the protective system destroyed without He
bill crude and consdered tariff
principle He elected platform declared
favor of protecting American labor and capital from
egn competitions and his the ovav
the national Republican platform adopted Chicago
pall Bonanza.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26

While the remainder of the country suffering generally
poor the be
notable exception, crops being practically
other States making showing
The irrigated States
Oregon Montana, Idaho Wyoming Utah California Nevada
Mexico and Arizona prospecting and
conditions doubtless account i'll large part for this.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26

The roads of the will be benefited the
during the next five the House adopts and the
and President then resolution which
Idaho has provides
States add an
equal improving their The would di-
ved the States according populations counting cities
with 10000 population.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1911-08-26

The recent prediction that beef going be higher price
than before known III this
raised three cents pound III Kansas City during the
and pork advancing This condition brought about
the droughtS which have prevailed the
States all and telling will be the end Of
the market.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
MAN WHO SHOT
AND KILLED RS.
MAYS CAUGHT
JOE WILMoT, THE NEGRO WHO
COMMITTED THE DEED, Is
CAPTURED IN VALDosTA AND
WILL BE RETURNED FOR TRIAL.

Information reached Pensacola by
telegraph yesterday that Joe wifmot,
the negro charged with the murder OF
r. s. Mays. a well known turpentine
operator, has been captured in VAL
dosta, Ca. by Chief Devlin, Of the po-
lice department of that city. The
telegram also contained the informa-
ton that Wilmot had confessed to the
crime, leaving no doubt but that the
right man has been captured
Mr.. Mays was shot at his place UP
Choctawhatchee bay by the negro on
January 8, and at the same time an
assistant of Mr.. Mays was wounded
At that time the negro insisted upon
seeing Mr.. Mays, who was lying down
and when the latter finally came out
he was shot down by the negro, who
escaped.
The negro will be brought to Flor
ida for trial as soon as the proper
requisition papers are secured.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
A 'CaSCaret' Makes
You Feel Tip-TOp
No need Of days when you are not at
your best--no need of Headache,
BiIiousness, Dizziness or Bad
Stomach.

Most Of our dull days are due to
inactive bowels. Nearly all of our
minor ills could be avoided by a little
candy Cascaret. Also, half of our
greater ills. Isn't it foolish to suffer
when there is such a pleasant way to
avoid it?
Cascarets save the hours. They
save the time that we waste if we
are not at our best. They bring
good cheer. For the blues and i'll
temper rarely occur when the bowels
are properly helped. They make the
breath sweet, the complexion clear, the
eyes bright. All this for ten cents
per week.
In the old days people let matters
run until they needed a large dose
of physic. Then they took something
severe-like castor oil, salts or cathar-
tics. That meant abuse to the bowels.
These are the days of the gentle and
natural-the days of Cascarets. Carry
a 10 cent box always with you. For
the right way to take them is one at
q time-just as soon as you need it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
McDAVID.
Special to The Journal.

McDavid, May 26.-The mill at this
c. Y. Mayo, a prominent business man
of Pollard, is running on full time and
those in a position to know say that
it is doing splendid work.
Mr.. Mayo and Mr.. ]. r. Parker also
of Pollard, have recently moved their
families to McDavid and we give them
a hearty welcome for we are always
glad to have good people come among
US.
Mr. B. F. Jernigan was here one
day this week.
Mrs. L. C. Brewton and Mrs ]. E.
Bowman spent last Saturday and Sun
day with relatives and friends in At
more.
The w. c. T. U. ladies rendered a
short program last Sunday night to a
very attentive audience. 1t was the
Saving of Daddy" The reading by
Mr.. Grady Brewton was excellent and
the songs by the choir were very
much enjoyed by all in attendance.
Miss Bette Bell, of Brewton, spent
several days here last week with her
sister, Mrs. ]. r. Parker.
L
visited her brother, Mr.. ]. P. Harrison
and family a few days this week, re-
turned to her home Thursday after
noon.
Mr. Claude Miller, who travels for
the National Biscuit Co, of Pensa7
cola, was calling on our merchants one
day this week.
Miss Annie Harrison is visiting her
brothers family in Pensacola.
Miss Aggie Brewton made a fyirg
visit to Bluff Springs Thursday af-
ternoon.
Mrs. o. K. Bowman and children
and Mrs. Wiley Bowman and two
little daughters returned last Sunday
from Pollard, where they have been
several days visiting relatives.
Mr.. Arthur Brewton, who has been
working at Moline, is at home on the
sick list. We hope for him a speedy
recovery.
Mr.. c. Y. Mayo and family spent
Thursday in Pensacola, making the
trip in their automobile.
Mrs. David Mayo and children are
visiting relatives in Alabama.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Johnson, who
were recently married in Santa Rosa
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
WIRELESS STATIONS WILL
GIRDLE THE ENTIRE WORLD


Glace Bay, c. B., May 26.-One hour
by wireless from Glace Bay, c. B., to
Dalxar, on the coast of French Western
Africa, is the astonishing fact that has
Just been accomplished at the Glace
Bay wireless station. The message
was, flashed from this place to the Eff
fel tower at Paris, and from Paris re-
layed to the Dakar station, the whole
operation taking but sixty minutes.
So successful was the experiment
that II is now announced that the
British dependencies will be linked to-
gether by wireless and plans to this
end are now being made. Between
seventy and eighty new stations will
be required to put this girdle around
the world.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
A Good Guess.

The entertainer was seemingly in
good voice as he began: Ladies and
gentlemen, having blindfolded my
partner, will now proceed to test her
thought powers. 1 have in
my hand an apple. VIII you kindly
tell the audience what it is that 1 am
holding in my hand?" IAN apple"
Correct. have here a watch. Kind
ly tell the audience what 1 have "a
watch" Quite right. You see, ladies
and gentlemen, 1t is impossible to
catch her" The entertainer produced
a piece of wood and a saw, and COM
menced to saw vigorously. Kindly
tell the audience what l am doing
No reply. This is rather a difficult
feat. ladies and gentlemen. will try
again. Can you tell me what 1 am
doing?" said the entertainer. contin-
uing his saving. yes, you are sing
ing" Loud applause.-Exchange.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
Colonial drapery in colors
at McMillan's Cash Inaug-
uration Sale, Sc a yard to-
daY.
The Merry War,


An insurgent general has been ask
ing a federal general to surrender a
Mexican city, says the Cleveland Plain
Dealer They use the telephone fol
their negotiations, and several times
the 1. G. asks the F. G. to give UP the
place. The latter invariably replies
that the L G. can come and take 1t II
he wants 1t.
But the other day the insurgent
grew irritable.
See here" he called. "ain't you
ever going to surrender
mo, 1 amt" the federal answered.
well, then" the insurgent shouted
II want to tell you that you are nc
gentleman! You can hike to merry
blazes with your old town for all
care! I'm going to lay siege to places
hereafter where I can expect a little
common politeness. Wow! WOW! rims
Off"
And the demoralizing conflict goes
merrily on.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
NEGRO CHARGED
WITH BEING DRUNK

ed last night by Officer Hoffman on
the charge of being drunk. The officer
claims that he found the negro in a
negro restaurant in a helpless condi-
ton. and that although he attempted
TO help him to straighten up and go.
home, he found It to be impossible andl
was forced to take the negro into cus-l
tody.
williams will be given a trial before
the recorder Monday morning.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
FEED YOU MONEY.
Feed Your Brain, and il Will Feed
You Money and Fame.

Ever since boyhood 1 have been
especially fond of meats. and 1 am
convinced ate too rapidly, and failed
to masticate my food properly.
THE result was that found myself,
a few years ago. afflicted with all
ments of the stomach and kidneys,
which interfered seriously, with my
business.
AT last I took the advice of friends
and began to eat Grape Nuts instead
of the heavy meats, etc, that had
constituted my former diet.
'T found that was at once benefited
by the change that 1 was soon relieved
from the heartburn and indigestion
that used to follow my meals, that
the pains in my back from my kidney
affection had ceased.
My nerves, which used to be I'M
steady, and my brain. which was slow
and lethargic from a heavy diet of
meats and greasy foods, had. not in a
moment, but gradually, and none the
less surely, been restored, to normal
efficiency.
Now every nerve is steady and my
brain and thinking faculties are quick
er and more acute than for years
past.
After my old style breakfast I used
to suffer during the forenoon from a
feeling Of weakness which hindered
me seriously in my work, but since I
began to use GrapeNuts food 1 can
work till dinner time with all ease
and comfort" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek, Mich
Read the little book, The Road to
wellville," in pkgs. There's a rea-
SON."
Ever read the above Ietter7 A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
The Real Mystery.

A Fox WAS once seen to take a
bunch of moss in his mouth and swim
out into the river, where, after sink
ing himself to the very point Of his
nose in the water, he let go of the
moss and came ashore. says Puck.
mo doubt" remarked a well-read
bystander, you did that to rid your
self of fleas, which were driven by the
water to seek refuge in the moss"
The Fox glanced furtively and
slingingly about and around.
Hist" he whispered. with a sly
wink. II did it to make some people
think that was what did 1t fort"
Moral: There is no greater mys-
terry than motive, take 1t up one side
and down the other.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
BUCKS TO AvENGE THE
KILLING OF INDIAN BAND
BY Associated Press.

Reno, New, May 26.-Eighteen Sho-
shone bucks, led by the eldest, %
years of age, from Duck Valley. reser-
walton, are in Little High Rock can
yon, northern Washoe county, to
avenge the killing of the Indian band
that murdered four Washoe county
stockmen last February.
Deputy Constable Scott, of Gerslach
has advised all prospectors to keep
away from the canyon unless prepared
to fight.
The Indians are we'll armed. They
are subsisting on beef and sheep pill
LACED from the stockmen.
Four bucks, two squas and two pa
pooses. led by Indian Mike, were kill
ed at Kelly's Creek, February rs, while
resisting arrest by the state police for
the killing of the four stockmen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
CUT OFF GIRLS HAIR
WHEN SHE REFUSED TO WE'D
By Associates Press,

New Orleans, May 26.-Because his
pretty seventeen year old sister. Flor
ence, refused to become the bride of
his friend, T. Cavatt, widower with
four children. Miro Finazza yesterday
threatened her with a stiletto and then
slashed or her black curly hair with
scissors.
Finazza was arrested and charged
with assault and battery and threaten
ing to kill.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27

Quite a remarkable thing happen
ed at the banquet last night Did
somebody tell a story that was new? 2"
mo, the stories were all old, but one
of the speakers who said he had moth
ing to say sat down Immediately after
saying it."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
WILL FIGHT TWENTY ROUNDS.

New Orleans, May 2s.-After consid-
cradle pickering, the managers OF Cos
ter and Conley got together last night
and tipped a coin, which decided that
the featherweight mill at the Westside
Athletic club next Sunday would go
only twenty rounds. Both boys have
eased up on work for the present. The
referee question will be decided to-
night or Saturday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
WASHINGTON BEATS CALIFORNIA

Seattle, Wn., May 26.-The Uni
versity of Washington eight cared
crew defeated the University Of Cali
fornia crew by seven lengths over the
three-mile course on Lake Washington
yesterday. The time was 1922, a
record for the course.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-27
MEMS SILK HOSE.

all colors, 10 cents a pair.
McMillan's Cash Inaugural
ton Sale is drawing to a
close. You'd better come to-
day. "a.