Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-07-09

skimpful and measly. but this chap
knows; he sure writes like a knower."
And so we scan his list of things that
we may eat and shudder little over
and resolve nevertheless that were going
TO that
While we're engaged in going to II we
pick UP another newspaper ma gaZine
something, and We come across the off
hand, Woods Hutchinson, tush-tush re-
marks OF the Eat all you want boy
who knows all about the eating business,
having spent seven years in the hospitals
OF Vienna. three years in the dietary
kitchens of Budapest. four years in the
digestive tracts or something Of ORES
den. getting a line on the subject This
one calls the "Partake lightly fellow 4
scorchified. rummiferous crumb of Ca
membert or something of that sort
words to that general essence. Then.
after getting piece of the pelt OF the
''Go light on the summer eats" man he
proceeds 10 tell us what we may eat
which means everything that there is to
eat. and All OF it. all the time: all Of 1t
that we have the price for, the appetite
for and the ambition and energy TO crowd
into our diaphragms.
That for the medical shysters, who
tell people that they shall not have
enough TO eat in summer, or al any
other time of the year" says this popu-
lar sharp; and then he proceeds to tell
us to dredge into the cold veal In the
bottom OF the ice box at any old time
of the day or night to hoist in all OF the
iced tea atop of hot dinners that we have
the capacity for. to lean as hard on the
ice cream as we have the kopecks 70
purchase, 10 nibble on all the soup
that's purchasab.e for legal tender no
matter II the mercury is hattering at the
top OF the bulb, and. after this, TO go
somewhere and get something and every
thing TO eat.
whereupon, immensely pleased, we
rest the newspaper or magazine on our
lap once more and gaze sort OF trium-
phantly, with wolfsh glearn In our eye
this time, at the ceiling some more; and
then we tell the spouse that we're going
TO just trot around the corner to see
what the score Is, and we proceed TO in
ject four devil crabs and couple Of
thick chicken sandwiches and the proper
obligato Of accompanying vets into our
systems. and the world swims in rose
pink, and we nudge home in about an
hour or so and tell Friend Wife that the
club dropped another game because or
the fact that Johnson must ha' been
following a diet that didn't furnish hin
enough food. and. therefore, weakened in
the seventh inning and let EN- have
nine runs on him; and about 8 O'Clock
that night we begin to feel sort of lumpy
and gourdish in the region of the belt
buckle. and We begin TO wonder IL, after
all, that Eat all you want fellow could
have been right. If there was any
chance that he might have got his sig
nails crossed: and then we turn in and
dream OF seventeen pterodactyls doing a
Russian ballet across our Plimsol line
for 100000 years of the latter part OF
one night; and when we come 10 in the
morning with taste 10 the mouth like
Glesboro point used TO eff1uve in the
nown years and may vet for all / know.
why. We are ready TO revert 10 the Par
take lightly scheme of life, and, as a
matter of fact. some of us do stick to
tnat stun again. often for nearly four
or nve hours at a stretch
80 there isn't chance on earth of
getting at the correct line on the sum-
mer eating proposition from reading the