The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-26
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THE CLASS IN HUMoR.
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THE attendants Carried the prnses.
sOr ur huuur tprdrrly into the
laboratory and after proppiug
him up 80 that even IN ease of II re-
lapse he could not by any possibility
slip TO the fuOr left the room. The
hour sounded. and the students irUup
pd In. some OF them hummlng SGcG
merry dlrges ~ The Chopin "Mnrche
Funebre" as Hdarted by Hnrklry de
Hniggles for use by college students
'namored OF ragtlme.
"Gentlemcn." said the professor
family us the class seated itself, I'VE
ure today to consider pictorial lumUr
You VIII find upon Tie blackboard ~
picture. drawn in the best manner OF
Mr. Charles Howard Montgomery rep
resenting young woman In II hubhlp
skirt leaning against an onyx niHltrl
piece. while on tiger skin rug III her
feet u young man In iIdiug hrerchps
IL discovered Through the open Win.
dow we nalice nn urean steamer on
it's way out to sea-. while back oi the
young indy on the unintrl II copy OF
Omar khnyyum' Is seen leanlnS
against nn ormOlu clock ID the lcfi
is the eastern exposure OF II dlyan
The problem before the clilss Is TO lnd
II fitting Joke for the picture. Mr.
Slabsides, what would you suggest
she" said Mr. SlnbSides-," Did you
see Chollie OF this morning Henry
He NO; saw him or last night She
why. | thought he sailed this morn.
Ing Ilc-'So he did But he was Oh
Inst night"
The professor suppressed II groan.
and then he spoke.
"Alr l.ungears. II this picture were
submitted to sou for II Jest. what would
You suggesty' he said.
We'll. heSitnted MIR LOngpnrs. lock
ing nnxiOusly around to see II the "X
its were clear. I'D have the girl ask
Have you II Rubniyat. Mr. Skilln"
tonT To which the young man wns
10 reply. no. Miss Winklelon. | prefer
derby"
a murmur of something went through
the class.
order. gentlemen" said the pro
fessor MIR. Longrnrs Joke Is not a
all bad one, but II would go fnr hrt
ter with what kind OF II picture. Mr..
LyuxY
why. under the T7les. said Mr.
Lynx. II should say that II placed un
der black and white drawing ur Il
young nnn jumping II Indy over the
waves M some seaside reSurt II would
be more appropriate"
VERY good. Indeed" said the pro
fessor. mir. FLINDERS. have you amy
thing TO suggest In respect TO this pie.
tureT
she" said Mr. Biindprs-'Wuuld 4, u
marry II girl for her money. Ch"llirf
Ht.-'l don't know, GLADYS. How much
have you g0rY "
"Excellent"' said the professor, n"d
ding approyngly nj Mr FLINDERS
"Cun you improve ON that. MIR. nuhh
leigh|
II think so. yes. sir" said Dubb'eIgh.
I'D put II this way; she 'lhis Is very
sudden. Mr. WiggleS; hardly know
what to say. Tommy 'nun't you he
llpNe II, MT. " lSEl'S. ! H''uIu wv Nl'
NH she'd land ven today or never
The professor remnNcd his glusSes.
"Tommy. sir" he rruwned. And
who. pray. ls 'rnmmy?'
Her little brother. SIR said nubb
leigh meekly.
"Ha.hum" said the professor, In
sprcting the picture closely THAT
sounds mrrIturlous. tut ! hardly see
where Tommy comes in
Hes hidden behlnd the divan. pro
fcssor," explained Dubblelgh
At this point the props sustaining thc
professor in hiS chair gave way, and
he t0pplPd "iy Ia the floor, ana by
the time T. 0dants hnd restored
| him 20 H. 'riuu the lIell Ind
sounded. Z. IN, - rushed mad
! ly from Il n.'., :. "s' VOC