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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Mas Getting Real Fancy In Her Old
Age"

and he was gingerly examining the
unusually tidy appearance of his room
Mas getting real fancy in her old
age" he commented, staring respect.
fully at the crisp white curtain tied
back with rose-patterned ribbon at
both sides of the window.
THE beds punched up some, too -
he went on, as he turned back the
covers. Jimmy! Clean sheets and
pillow cases when | haven't had them
on more'n. week! Ma certainly is
getting fixy. l guess Id better scrub
up some to match the other clean
things. Lucky ma remembered to put
some towels in here. Blessed If she
didn't fill up the water pitcher. too
I'll have to tell her not to do that
any more. I'm plenty able to pack up
my own wash water. Mas got enough
work to do waiting on pa and that
girl without wearing herself to fraz-
lies looking after me-"
Shaking his curly brown head re-
'rovingly, Sammy made his toilet and.
lttired in a frilled night dress which
IFS mother had made for him with her
,wn fingers and which he wore sorely
against his wishes merely to avoid
hurting the good woman's feelings,
eated himself on the edge Of the bed
md began to consume his cakes.
He crunched and munched away for
everal minutes before he noticed any
hing peculiar about the cakes. He
lad swallowed three Of them and was
rying to masticate the fourth. Some
ray. that fourth cake did not appeal
o him. None Of them were good. but
lam had made allowances for his
lother's forgetfulness about putting
D sugar, or baking powder, or salt
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

be we'll one must be hopeful
That the lower bowel is responsible for
most bodily ills is now being recognized
by the leading physicians throughout the
world. There is no further excuse for be-
being bilious. for having headaches, for
suffering with dyspepsia or indigestion, for
putting up with a sluggish lazy liver
for poisoning the blood as a result of con-
stipati for Munyon's Paw Paw Laxative
Pills are positively correcting all these all
ments. They assist in digesting everything
that is put into the stomach. They slim
ulate the liver into activity. They start
the secretions of the stomach which carry
off all the bile and poisonous matters
through the bowels. They strengthen the
lower bowel, that it empties itself nat
urally, without the aid of cathartics or
foreign substances.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills for sale at all
druggists. Price. 25 cents, Munyon's
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Number "aon Under Ban

A curious reminlscence of the trea-
ION of Judas survives In Belgium.
Among the fisher folk of Blanken-
berghe and other ports the number of
30 is banned. When bringing down
The price Of their wares In order to
Tempt purchasers, they always pass
rom 81 sous to 29 sous, and in the
same way they refuse to give 80 sous
Ior any purchase, preferring to pay
In extra sou, if they cannot succeed
IN abating the price asked.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Gallery Of Old Roman vIIIa.

A subterranean gallery dlled with
ancient statues still standing on their
original pedestals was the startling
and interesting discovery accidentally
made a few days ago at Genzano,
near Lake Nemi, Italy. The gallery is
partially choked with loose earth and
rubbish and the statues have not yet
been identified. Evidently the gallery
belonged to Roman villa or a
temple,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Nature Lovers Anniversary.

John James Audubon, the natural
list, was born May 4, 1882, and the
following, from his autobiography,
explains his love for all of nature:
"The productions of nature soon be-
came my playmates. I felt that an
Intimacy with them not consisting of
friendship merely, but bordering ml
frenzy, must accompany my steps
through life.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
what You Make II.

Life in itself is neither good nor
evil; 1t is the scene Of good or evil
as you make 1t; and If you have lived
long day, you have seen all. One
day is equal and like all other days
there is no other light, no other night.
This very sun, this moon, these very
stars, this very order and revolution
of things, are all the same your an.
cestors enjoyed, and that shall also
entertain your posterity Montaigne:
Essays.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Barrel Conc.

AS change from the Oriental gong
and the one composed of pipes there
Is the barrel gong. This is made Of
brass in the form of a small barrel,
and when struck with the felt hammer
emits deep, rich sound, much like
a bell. Each end is tuned to a differ
ent pitch, while a round disk of brass
set in the top sends forth still another
nnund
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
THE TRUTH ABOUT BLUINe.
Talk No. 6,

No thoughtful person uses liquid
blue. Half cents worth of blue, a
large bottle filled with water and the
delusion is complete.
Always buy RED CROSS BALL
BLUE. It's all blue. Nothing but
blue. Makes beautiful white clothes
like new. ASK YOUR GROCER.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Escaped Death Thirteen Times,

John H. Rice of North Hampstead,
L. l., on his thirteenth escape from
death, the last time In an auto acci-
dent, remarked that he was a lucky
man. Here are some of the things
that have happened to him: Left leg
cut off by train, shot out eye cleaning
a revolver, lost an arm by fall from
tree, was saved three times from
drowning.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Try MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
Doc, $1.00 Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.OO. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
What She Didn't understsnd.

A Boston girl who was watching a
farmer milk a COW adjusted her
glasses and said: 1T is all very plain
except that I don't understand how
you turn 1t of"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Wanted Many Of rhem.

A certain small maiden had set her
heart on having turtle for pet, and,
giving her father final instructions as
he set off on a southern journey, urg-
ed him to please be sure to get e
great big lady turtle that will born q
lot Of baby turtles right away"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Joan of Aro,a Sword.

A sword in the Dijon museum has
Just been identified as that used by
Joan OF Arc and presented to her by
Charles VII. OF France. On one side
of the hilt IL engraved a figure kneel-
ing before a GROSS and the inscription
Charles VII.," while the other side
bears the name "Vaucouleurs. The
sword also bears the arms of France
and OF the town of Orleans and the
date 1419.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

Usually a dollar that is paid to a
telephone company is divided up as
follows: Rent, cents; taxes, 4
cents; interest cents; surplus, 8
cents; maintenance, 16 cents; divi-
dends, is cents; labor, A cents.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

6Ol wv 10 btEOIIle dE-
quainted with the re-
deeming power of
Hope. l want them
to take Hope as a
companion, as a coun-
Sellor. as a light, as
a medicine, for Hope
is an ambassador
from God. 1t is a
teacher that shows
us the beautiful. It
fills our souls with
songs and our tongues
with praise.
To be hopeful one
must be well, and to
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Pastor Refuses Salary.

A Beverley, n. j., clergyman has
pledged himself to never accept his
salary. He prefers to make his living
from his farm and preach gratui-
tously.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
History.

What Is history but registry Of
the successes and disappointments, the
vices, the follies, the quarrels, OF
those who engage in contention for
power?-Paley.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

Aliens Foot-Ease, powder for the feet. It cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A S. Olmsted. Le Row n. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Measuring a Field.

The area of any rectangular piece
Of land, that is. one the corners OF
which are square, is obtained by
multiplying the length by the breadth
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
FREE TO YOU.

a sample of Clover Leaf Catarrh Remedy. the
best remedy ever offered for the treatment and
relief of nasal catarrh and cold in the head Ask
your druggist for free sample and if he has not
1t send to us with the name of your druggist and
we VIII send 1t free. Sold by all druggists; price
30 cents. Prepared by Clover Leaf Pharmacy.
Coverdale, Cal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate, stomach, liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy
to take as candy.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

Mothers win find Mrs winslow-s Soothing
syrup the best remedy TO use foT their children
turing the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
Don't cringe- don't finch,
Should fortune pinch
And all seem lost.
With might and main
TRY TRY again
At any cost.
MUNYON.

II AN taking the above text for the
reason that I want to instill into the
people sef-reliance, self-nobiity. self
sovereignty. / want every person to
teel that they are above deception, hatred,
selfishness Jealousy, envy or revenge
want the person who is pinched bv
poverty, who has suffered great reyerses
who is weighted down with some great
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22
WHO is
TO
BLAM

dollar sizes. You may have a sample bottle by
mail free. Also pamphlet telling all about it
Address DR.. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton. N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

Women as well as men are
made miserable by kidney and
bladder trouble. DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root the great kidney
remedy promptly relieves. At
druggists in fifty-cent and
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-22

HAROLD soMERs
IE0 ns Ealh Ave.
Rruoklyn. ny.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
For Health and Energy Eat
Cream of Rye
For Breakfast. Reduces Cost of Living.
Free Silver Spoon ih Every Package.
Ask your Grocer for a Package.

Frank M. Eaton of Eugene, Oregon,
who was a resident Of this city for many
years and know to about everybody, is
here visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs
S. M. Eaton. Frank is well pleased with
Oregon, the praises Of which he never
tires expressing.
Attorney and Mrs. R. w. Lueck were
at Beaver Dam Sunday to see the little
nephew who recently made his appear
ance in the family of his brother.
A son was born Saturday morning to
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Hilker, route g..
Mother and child are doing finely and
Frank smiles out loud when he thinks
of the little chap who has come to be
trotted on his knee.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Calhoun of Wau-
kegan, H., have been the guests of his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Calhoun,
during the week.
Miss Helen Schultz was home Sunday
from the Milwaukee Downer college to
spend the day with relatives and
friends.
Miss Rachel Cooley left Monday for
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, to re-join the
Rounds ladies' orchestra for concert
tour through the east during the winter.
Miss Catherine Russell, Leonard and
Irving Russell were over Sunday visit
ors with their father, Alderman G. j.
Russell.
M. Casey returned Friday evenin g
from Chicago, after an absence of three
weeks spent with relatives in that city.
Mesdames Freeman Atwood and C. R.
Green of Albion, were guests of their
sister, Mrs. P. H. Swift, the forepart of
the week.
D. B. Swift of Winona, Mimi, was ali
over Sunday visitor with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. P. H. Swift, 100 North
Church street.
Mrs. A. E. Greenwood and daughter
Isabel, Of johnson Creek, were visitors
here Friday afternoon.
The Lutheran association, branch 4,
held its mountaineering Tuesday even
ing in the hall of ST. Marks church and
considerable routine business was
transacted
Miss Anna Miller, who for year or
more had been saleslady in the Bar
gain Store, is now clerking in the store
of Strauss C Settle.
Miss Anita Zickert is now a salesladv
in the Bargain Store and although not
very large physically she will fill the
bill as a clerk.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
Shigdren Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
g a s TORI a

Mr. and Mrs. John Strauss have been
absent during the week visiting rela-
tives and friends at Juneau and else
where.
An ordinance regulating street traffic
went into effect last Friday and now the
drivers Of teams must look d "ledGle
oud'' or the Bruegger-dier will catch
them, and they will not go home until
they have parted with few shekels.
FARM FOR SALE OR RENT. If rent
ed, the renter must buy all farm ma
chinery and implements, work horses
and half Of the stock on the place. Can
have possession at any time. Inquire OF
G. A. Walther, Rural Route No. 1. Phone
831y. Z If
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03

Miss Mary D. Swiftly left today for
Albion to enjoy few days visit.
| Mrs. J. P. Holland visited relatives at
| Oconomo voc during the week.
A. C. Bischoff spent Sunday at Hubble
ton, the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Cunningham.
All Saints Day was observed Wednes-
day, and, ALI Souls Day Thursday, with
appropriate services at st. Bernhard's
Catholic church.
E. L. Schempf was business visitor
in Chicago the fore part of the week
which of course, means more goods.
Yesterday afternoon, Mrs. William
| Gorder, Jr,, entertained the Sewing club
at her home on Dewey avenue.
Great changes have come to pass in the
last few years, you can now buy your
goods cheap of Central Trading Co..
Mrs. j. C. Gren Of Milwaukee, was a
guest at the home Of Mrs. Gustav May
the fore part Of the week.
The county board of supervisors will
convene in annual session at Jefferson
Tuesday, November 14th.
Mesdames L. W. Shakshesky, Lawrence
Mistele and E. C. Busch of Jefferson VS.
tied friends here Saturday.
If you would like to make one your
dollars go as far as two usually does, try
buying your goods of The Central Trad
ing Co.
GIRL WANTED-To do general house
work. Good home and good pay. In
qujre at Fair Store, 400 Main Street,
WatertOWn Wis.
There is feeling of comfort in having
ones yaluab1es in the bank of Water
town. Only three dollars year.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
Should Be Careful.

Complaint has been made to the board
of police and fire commissioners against
auto and motor cycle speeding on GER
tain streets in the city. 1t may be impos-
sible with our limited police force to
prevent it, but on Main street there
should be no trouble in stopping the
practice. Friday evening. an auto
driven at the rate Of twenty miles an
hour. came mp .,econi street and Turned
AAto Main street taking tho wrong side
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
AGENTS Wanted. .

A young man or woman who can de-
ing through the country and taking or
ders for an article Of value to every
farmer. No investment required. Posi-
ton permanent with an assured good
income. Applicants will please give the
names of three responsible business men
for references as to ability and character
and at the same time state whether you
can devote all or part of your time to
the work and what territory you can
cover. P. @. box 9O7. Des MOines, Iowa.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
SOME COME; OTHERS GO
Cook With Gas.

Henry Gorder was Milwaukee visitor
Sunday.
W. j. Setback had business at Fall
River Monday.
Fine new stoves and new furniture at
The Central Trading Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Brumm of Milford,
were visitors here Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. f. Wieman visited
with friends at Waterloo Sunday.
Mrs. John Condor of Pewaukee is the
guest Of her sister, Miss Sarah Curley.
]. E. McAdams of Milwaukee, spent a
few days last week with relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. II. Wegner of Milford,
were business visitors in this city Tues
day.
T. B. Roach was at Beaver Dam We'd
nesday making the trip in superb
Rambler.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
Teachers Association Meeting

The Wisconsin Teachers Association
will hold it's fifty-ninth annual meeting
November Gil, at Milwaukee. An elab-
crate program has been arranged for the
occasion and every teacher who can pos
sibly do SO should attend. There is an
unusual array of talent for the meeting
and every session will be full of interest
not only for teachers but the public gen.
orally. Headquarters will be Colonial
Room, Plaukint0n House.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
A Beautiful Incident.

Sunday afternoon during the fnneral
of the late Mrs. Charles Wittchow, a
peculiar. yet a beautiful incident oc-
Cured which attracted considerable at
tentiOn. While the hearse was standing
in front of the home awaiting the cor
clnsion of the services and the reception
of the remains, a snow-white dove
alighted upon the hearse and remained
until the body was removed from the
house to the hearse and then flew away.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03

J. L. Harrington of Rio, was here
Tuesday the guest OF his brother, NJ. E.
harrington.
DR.. G. R. Field attended a meeting of
the County Medical association at Jeffer-
son Friday.
Mrs. Fred Kusel has returned from
Chicago, after an absence Of two weeks
with relatives in that city.
Mrs. C. E. Donovan of Waterloo, was
the guest of Mrs. A. Ell. Hartwig during
the week
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
1t Startled The World

when the astounding claims were first
made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve, but
forty years Of wonderful cures have
proved them true, and everywhere it is
now known as the best salve on earth
for Burns, Boils, Scalds, Sores, Cuts
Bruises, Sprains, SwelIings. Eczema,
Chappei hands, Fever Sores and Piles.
Only 25c at the Gamm Corner Drug Co.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03

of the very best quality. are working up
a large trade, because their goods are of
the kind that the people desire. Last
week, they purchased the entire stock
of Hayes e Steinagle of Chicago. and
now have the largest and most complete
stock in the city at prices that defy com
petition.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03

Mrs. August Schott and son Otto at
tended the funeral Monday of relative
in Fort Atkinson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grover CHASER, of Aship-
pun spent Sunday here with relatives.
Herbert Grams of Denver Colo, is in
the city, having been called here on ac-
count of the passing on of his brother.
Walter.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
Child rem Cry
FOR FIETCHER'S
O. 8 T q RIA

Carl Pieritz is home from Chicago fol-
few days before going to Detroit where
he has job waiting his coming.
FOR RENT.-A suite Of rooms at cor
ner of Fifth and Spring streets. Cheap
rent. Inquire Of A. W. Meyer, 800 Vest
ern avenue.
The Leader is on sale at the drug
store of E. M. Staplet0n, West Main
street and the store of FL. A. Sommers,
1913 Main ctreet.
Miss Emma Schoechert of Milwaukee,
has been in the city during the week
visiting relatives and friends.
This is the place / have sought and
incurred because found it nought I'M
til began buying my goods of The Cen
trail Trading Co.
The man of moderate means shonId
not hesitate to make use of our safe de-
posit vaults. Only twenty-five cents a
month. Bank OF WatertoWn.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fremont Lounsbury Of
Pipersyille, were in the city yesterday
enroute home from four day visit at
Berlin.
Mrs. E. J. Vokes left Saturday morn
ing for Monroe, where she will visit with
a brother for few weeks.
Attorney c.. R. Blumenfel0 has pur-
chased a residence property in Ocono-
mowoc, which his family will occupy as
soon as improvements have been made.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03

Miss Mile Roller would call the at
tenti0n of the ladies of WatertOwn and
vicinity to the fact that she is now show
ing her new fall line of millinery and
fancy goods. A call and inspf ction will
prove yaluablc.--tf
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
Building up Big Trade.

HAYES & HeoD, 118 Water street, who
are handling a high grade OF cutlery,
consisting of tab eware, carving sets, all
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03

and it is marvel that no one was in
jured. rs many were on the street at the
time
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
DR.. Barber's dental office
is now over Salick'S Jew
elry store, next to bridge.

W. T. Runzler and A. G.. Runzler of
Madison were the guests Sunday at the
home of Miss Mile Roller.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Evans and daugh-
ter Della of Milwaukee, Miss Kathryn
Ii lmphrey Of Ixonia and William Rhoda
of Concord, were guests Sunday at the
home of W. j. Williams.
smoke L4Ie.. Out" SC ciI.1.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-11-03
children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
@ n 8 TO Fri a

Mrs. John Weber has returned from
Cumberland after protracted visit with
her daughter, Mrs. Bert Miller at that
place. She was accompanied home by
Mrs. Miller who will remain several
days.
We all know that Adam and Eve were
gerat economists. Adam wore no clothes
and Eve had to have no stoves or fine
furniture. You can't live as they did if
you want to economize. You will have
to buy those of The Central Trading Co.
DIR. BARRIERS dental office
is now over Salick'S Jew
elry store, next to bridge.
A man at Palmyra was arrestedd an
fined $500 and costs for returning I'M
clean ice cream cans to Mansfield and
Co. at Milwaukee. The arrest was made
upon the complaint of an inspector for
the Food and Dairy Department..
Mr.. and Mrs. John Gessert, Mrs. Henry
Pilzner and Mrs. John Lehman attend
ed the wedding of Miss Meta Stricken
and Mr.. Ludwig Schachschneider at
Edgerton Sunday which was church
wedding and Witnessed by a large num-
Der of relatives and friends
FOR SALE.--A scholarship in the
Williams Business College. Milwaukee.
Cost $1,000, will be sold for $4,000, and
scholarship in the International Cor
respondence School at Scranton, Penn.
Cost $4,000 and will be sold for $500.
A good opportunity for young man
wishing either a business or technical
educat on. Inquire at the Leader office,
Watertown, Wis.