Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-19

CID ID C O M Nj E N T s
 In other words, a doctor who pays taxes in Bisbee makes a first class health officer. Thus we see another phase of the conversational power of money.
 A new auto light turns night into day" Now is the time to get a ma chine-sl down and sl a week.
 Another way to keep the wife at home has been invented by a Ne braska man. This is- the story of the dispatches:
 Henry Buns is a thoroughly do nestle man and for a tong time he has been evolving q scheme by which he might keep his wife at home. The other day be hit upon an idea. His wife had spent the after noon at the meeting of some cooking club and was late in returning home. When she did arrive Burns greeted her with smiles and invited her 10 inc dining room, where the evening meal had been prepared by himself. l After supper Burns remarked: "Or- 1 phelia. I wish you would give up , some of the club duties"
 Never" replied the wife They ] are the joy of my life.
 There was nothing more said about club work, but after Mrs. Burns had i retired Burns gathered uB every | dress she possessed took them out | into the back yard and saturated them with kerosene. Then he awak | cned his wife and called her to the {, back door.
 "Orphelia, do you still insist upon doing that club work?" he asked.
 She assured him that she did whereup he applied a lighted match to the pile of clothing. which soon went up in smoke.
 Seems mean. but there ARE some women who deserve 1t.
 l sAPUEPA, oka, May 1S.-AI trains were late into Sapulpa recent ly on account of caterpillars, whict swarmed the tracks iR the wooded sections so that the engine wheels slipped and stalled the trains.
 If 1t isn't a blizzard, cyclone ol a sandstorm in Oklahoma, 1t is cater pillars on the track. That would seen to be enough without the Oklahoma railroad commission. but the roadi have to stand that. too.
 The trusts may escape furthe' trouble while the people are at tending to the supreme court
 IS HE REALLY GRANT
 NEW YORK. May 16.-Declarin' himself to re a monkey so he coulC gain admission to Fifth Avenue so ciety. Joseph Rlevett for half a' hour tried to climb from the branche' of a tree into the home of Miss Heier Gould at Fifth avenue and Fortv-sec ond street It took five policemen t. carture him. He said he had read O monkeys feing entertained bv societ' and decided that by making monkey of himself he could gain al entree.
 Some do everything but climI trees.
 A great manv editorials. written oI tbe snur Of the moment when thu first news came nf the Standard O
 decision. but wisely held back tt wait the full text of the decision, wi
 never see the Iieht of day. Wherea the writers thereof rejoice greatl end are excee4ing glad. Moral
 Font take auvthing for granted, eve
 from the supreme court. If you are a lowly worbingrnan am want to work on the Hudson rive l tunnel. you can trsve1 to New Tor in Pullman cars for S20-mavhe-rt member we say mayhe-while rosrs. rs miliionaires S69 for tn same service.
 Judge Harlan. Taft and Ronseve'
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 not Roosevelt prt Taft in the g.
 preme court when he had chance - "Au those shall become a heav ! weight.
 - When Tirne swings wide the outwar gate
 s To weary age. ."-Diaz. Chicaga university. aside from b P ing one Of the worlds leadine schoo J is an awful Icono"'ast. Back to t' o farm" may ha all r'oHt in VIZ P qnd 10 a certain extent, but wht z fl comes 10 ncintiuo tn i've F-e"' D peasant as au exampie of prosneri hn -aa e through one Of it's rrofessors I
 minds us that in order t0 mal
 both ends meet the f. ?. has to u
 hfs COW as a draft animal and
 ell the rest of the work bv hanG TT reduces by go per rent the amount v poetry in the movement.