The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-01-12
Caught in The Act
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time and seems to be handling things
in the right way.
1T is stated that six months has
been granted to the contractors who
are building the new prison. This
makes it ready for occupancy Jan. 1,
1913. Too late for me to rent a
room. No, thanks; tickets one way,
please.
Mr.. Nolan surely is mirth maker
and will be pleasantly remembered
over here for many day. After
hearing how Ole rounded up the
jack rabbits, / was reminded of a
green Swede who worked at lum-
Der camp. The boss called him one
day and said: ole. go and get me
canthook." Now, Ole did not know
what a canthook was and further
more, he did not want the boss to
know he did not. So he started off
to find one. He was gone all day
and in the evening returned with a
tired looking muley cow. The boss,
catching sight of him fairly shouted:
What in H have you got there?
and where is that canthook?'' Vat
aye got harp said Ole. 'Das bane a
can't hook, by jimminey, vat you
send for.''
AT the request of several of the
inmates of this institution and with
the permission of the editor / shall
leach week give short horoscope of
the life of any who 80 desires. To
secure the same, all that is neces-
sary is to give to the editor the date
| Of your birth and year in which you
| were born. For instance, / was
born the second day of Oct, 1876.
| While in South Africa, ! daily visit
ed the camps of Hindo refugees who
came to Magasfontier for safety dur
| ing the Boar war and from them
learned many curious ways of read
ing the human characters. While
not exact in all of my predictions,
you will find that I do not go very
Il far astray. Many at the presenJ
i time are interested in our editor,
J, Young Steady and others, and as
: my pipe always goes out at the ap-
proach of said editor, it shall be my
delight to wreak vengeance on him
first.
Mr.. H., born August 29th., 1879
You were born under the sign Visgo
You are very negative in your dis
position; domestic in your tastes
intellectual in feelings and sanguine
/ in temperament. If allowed, you
would be natural tease. You have
a hopeful, lively disposition and are
a busy, stay -at-h home sort of fellow
especially in your present circum-
stances. You are mostly always hap,
ply and quick to see oddities in 9th.
Iers, having a strong desire to mimic
Your love for relatives and friends
is very strong. You are also the
friend of all dumb domestic pets and
animals. You have very keen pen
etration and it is not easy to fool
!, you. How about it?) At times
you are agreeable and entertaining
but do not like to be contradicted OF
disputed on any state ment you
make. Your humor is pure, dislik-
!, ing the vulgar. You generally make
the best of circumstances wherever
you are. You conceive many bright,
sound ideas and deeply feel any in
Justice when imposed upon you OF
your fellow man. You are also of a
nervous disposition, which will sub
J, ject you to headaches, trouble with
your digestive organs and lungs.
You should avoid all excitement.
And it can safely be stated that you
will accomplish and do much good
in the literary world under the right
9 circumstances.
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