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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Protest Against Bill.

j. n. Lamont and 160 others presented
a petition 10 the house Thursday protest
ing against the passage OF house bill No.
229. providing for the working OF con >
victs on county and state roads, on the
ground that the work rightly belongs To
taxpayers and other honest work ngmen
Tho petition was filed. The bin referred
70 was passed In the house Wednesday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
To Revise Revenue Laws.

The senate Thursday passed by vote
OF 10 to 3. the Badger bin providing for
a commission on revenue and taxation to
investigate and report to the next state
legislature on the revenue laws now in
force and TO recommend changes so as
10 provide for increased revenue for the
state and more just and equitable as
sessment OF taxation. Those who voted
against the bill were Booth. Burton and
Olson
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
In the House.

House bill No. 236, by committee on
labor-An act making gambling a felony
Referred to committee on judiciary.
House bill No 2S7. By committee ON
judiciary-An act relating to election of
representative TO congress. when appor
tionment is made.
House bill No. 2as. by committee on
elections-An act relating to register of
voters. Referred to committee on cleo
tlons.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Two Guard Bills Pass.

Two more national guard bills passed
the senate Thursday One provides for
an enrolment OF the militia and an in
crease in the pay OF officers and men
during time OF actual service, The other
sets apart a portion OF the stats capt.
tol grounds for the erection of a nation
al guard arrnOry.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Trustee Bill Passes.

The bill by Senator Williams Increasing
the number OF the board of trustees OF
the State Industrial school from three To
tho state superintendent OF public in
struction members OF the board passed
the senate Thursday. with the committee
amendments providing that al least two
OF the members should be women stricken
ont.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Apportionment Bill Goes Over.

The bill for the reapportionment OF the
state into representative and senatorial!
districts went over for A day again
Thursday al the request OF Senator
Stookey. author of the bill. The bill now
mas the position at the top of the cal
endar formerly held by the liquor bill.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Changes School Elections.

4 change in the manner OF school board
elections in cities OF the second class
in order that approximately half the
board shall be elected at time instead
of the entire board ,s provided IN a bill
by Stookey, which passed the senate
Ti,ursdsN
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03

In the morning. The saloon shall be con
gambling device, or any tables or chairs
or any lunch either free or TO be charged
for.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Leave Rhetoric to Democrats.

That quotation from our platform fair
ly states our position, We can well af-
ford TO leave the rhetoric 10 our Demo
cratic friends, and they viii cast their
ballots against The only liquor legislation
that has chance FOR enactment,
'I would Ike 10 ask Senator Badger
by what right he forecasts The vote of
the Democratic members" interrupted
Senator Funk.
II Will lei the roll cali answer that"
answered Badger
On the vote on Senator Funks motion
only Funk and Olson voted for the mo-
tion. while the Republicans all voted
against recommitting the bill TO the COM
mittec.
Senator Badger then suggested that il
the bill be passed IL be ordered reprin ted
before being sent TO the house. Presi.-
dent Gardner said the suggestion would
he adopted II The bill passed the senate.
On n question OF personal privilege
Senator Funk said:
I'm the consideration of this bill the
ma iority OF the senate has proceeded
without Difference to the wishes OF rhc
minority. Now that the bill appears rea
sonably sure OF passage by this body
Senator Badger would ignore the minor
ity entirely. He stated that the Demo-
Gratis were here to vote against the
measure, but he says this after he be-
levcs that 1t will pass without the votes
OF the minority. Not long ago when the
fate Of the bill was In doubt he solicit
ed the support of the minority. Now he
would force the minority 10 vote against
the bill
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
BILLS REJECTED,
In the House.

House bill No. !59, by Anderson-An act
providing that property be assessed or
the basis of It's earning capacity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
Use Of Seal Prohibited.

The use OF the state seal for advertis-
ing purposes is prohibited by bin by
Representa- tive Hayes uf the house YtiGh
pa Ssed the senate Thursday
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-03
WITHOUT RECOMMENDATION.
In the Senate.

Senate bill No. 81. by committee mn
insurance-An act governing the opera
tions OF county insurance companies.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
M0THERCRAFT TO BE TAUGHT
School in New York VIII Give Pre-
natal and PostnataI Instruc-
ton TO Mothers.

Miss Mary L. Read has been chosen
as director of the motherhood school
which is soon to be opened in New
York city. The name of the institu-
ton is the New York School of Moth
ercraft. It is to be on the West Side.
Besides classes and lectures at the
school there will be prenatal and post
natal instruction for mothers in their
homes. There will be a selected IL
brary and public reading room and a
public information bureau for prob
lens relating to the family. marriage
and eugenics as we'll as the care and
training Of children in the home. The
school is to be worked in cooperation
with well-known physicians, educa-
tors, sociologists, club women and
mothers. Miss Read is a graduate Of
Teachers college, Columbia university,
and spent some time as a special
student in Clark university and the
University Of Chicago. She was the
organizer of the home committees ex-
hibit in the New York Child Welfare
exhibit, held last winter.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
Famous Brides Petticoat.

A cambria petticoat; yellow with age
and trimmed in fine crocheted edging
and insertion, holds the record of hav-
ing been SO years in one family and Of
having served Is brides as the some
thing old" which every maid must
wear to the nuptial altar. This petit
coat was made Sc years ago by Nancy
Emma Stroud of Atlanta, Ga, who
wore it to the altar when she became
the bride of Aaron Nunnally of the
same city. Even before forming part
of her nuptial attire 1t was famous,
for Mrs. Nunnally made it when she
was a pupil OF the Baptist college in
Madison, Ga, and it took the prize not
only for the exquisite needlework, but
also for the fine and excellent quality
Of the handmade lace. Less than q
year afterward a younger sister was
married and the petticoat was loaned.
Sixteen other brides have worn the
Stroud petticoat and IT has been sent
recently to form part of the bridal
finery of Mrs. Stroud's granddaughter,
Miss Rose Belle Hines of Mckinney,
Tex.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
Knighthood for Women.

It is not at all we'll known that
knighthood has constantly been con.
ferred upon women. Many English
ladies received the accolade and
many more were members OF such
knightly orders as the Garter and st.
John. When Mary Cholmondeley, the
bold lady of Cheshire" was knighted
by Elizabeth for her valiant adj
dress" on the queen taking the conl-
mand at the threatened invasion by
Spain, did she know that a whole
city of Spanish women. the gallant
women of Tortosa, had been knighted
for saving that city from the Moors ?
Mary and Elizabeth had both been
knighted at their coronation; but by
the time Anne, the second Mary, and
Victoria ascended the throne it had
been quite forgotten that acCorline
TO English law ana use O. woman who
filled a mans Office acquired ak us
privileges arI was immune from non.
OF IT'S dBtiC5.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
49, TagY WEE MANNED
Millionaire Produces Morocco Case
That Hss Startling Effect on cho-
rus Girls Hearing.

at isn't true that every beautiful
chorus girl is racrcc-ary," said George
M. Cohan. th1 br.u.ant young actor
playwright Of Now York; but it ia
certainly true that some chorus girls
are.
81 know an aged millionaire who laid
his heart at the feet OF one Of the
most beautiful chorus girls who ever
lrod the Great White Way. But the
girl received those protestations CT
devotion coldly.
"'Are you deaf to my suit?' the poor
old fellow groaned.
eyes, am said the chorus girl,
and she laughed coldly.
"Then the millionaire took from the
packet of his frock coat black mo-
rocco case. He sprung the gold clasp;
the lid flew back; within, on bed OF
black satin, glittered a necklace OF
huge diamonds. The chorus girl gave
a little. breathless cry. The necklace
seemed alive. II seemed, on its black
satin bed, a thing Of pure fire that
writhed and glowed and trembled, con-
tinually emitting the clearest rays.
care you still deaf?' asked the MIL
lionaire.
"'Ah, no. sighed the chorus girl.
All, no; am not stone deaf
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
Time Table
No. SO.
In effect May ID, 1911.

NORTH BOUND. VES
No. 1892 - Evansville Arro
mediation. .......... az y r
No. 3O2- Evansville MattOor
Express. ........ ....-..ll 25
No. $40 Princeton mixed 81. 10 . y
scuTs BOUND ARRIVl'
No. 341 - Hopkinsville mixed
.............. ............ III OO'
No. S2l- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
vile mail .....-. .... 81 .
70. -Evansville-Hopkins-
vile Express. Az y y
Train No. 1892 connects at Prime
Ton for Paducah, st. Louis and W"
stations. also runs through to Evan
Vile.
Train No 302 connects Al Primo
ton for Louisville. Cincinnati, w
stations and all points East, ais
runs through to Evansville.
Trains No $40 and GAL, local trains
between Hopkinsville and Princeton
til. MORROW, Agen'
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
The
Dnndurnnenes

"whachu doin'?" queried the small
boy as he peered cautiously out of the
back gate into the alley where the
apartment house janitor was superin-
tending the cremation of rubbish
heap. Tho small boys nostrils
twitched appreciatively as he shifted
the bonfire.
Mike, the janitor. looked all around
and then cautiously said: Hist" and
crooked a finger.
"what is it," gasped the small boy
as he tiptoed hurriedly out and joined
Mike on the windNa side OF the
blaze.
It's cillybration, of mine," the
janitor explained Every vance in a
while go through the rites"
what rites2" in an awed whisper.
Mike poked In a recalcitrant wad OF
excelsior and. after swatting the blaze
around the edges. put one fist on his
hip. "You didn't know" he remarked,
that was chief Of the Dimdum.
merfes before came to this country
did you? Well. vast"
The small boy dragged up a box
that had escaped the blaze and sat
down on 1t very close to Nike. "Tell
me-" he begged.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30

One of the uoft satisfactory orrn
wonts For the ccl,or ot your diRar
cable i' q glass ~ or bowl
w.th tlo growing p.1, Do. the
riaFc horny" said Sew Worker $50.
jus bias returned rom TIsitIa De-.
former Vermont lone "'ho lEmf
red Of the, horny against the sren,
moss and the green foliage Of trs
plant is always attractive end looss
cheerful. A bowl OF these berries o.,
their delicate vines. carefully pal.u.
In well moistened mess and Kept co,-
cred, will last an winter and need nJ
further attention The partridge Der
ny is native 20 both Vermont ana New
York. Keep this IN mind dur.as goI
next ramble in the woods
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30

The small boy swallowed appre-
ciatively. "Sull, you had it," he
said philosophically. "That wasn't so
awful bad. Did you get chocolute an
car'mels and lemon sticks?"
ooh, all kinds" the janitor said,
loftily. Il was sicker'n you ever
dreamed Of being, / tell you! Il kind
OF sored me on that fairy an l gave
him the cold shoulder after that, but
81 didn't matter because right away
the prettlest fairy I ever saw began
coming out of a rose bush that"
"Oh. tell me all about iti" de
manded the small boy ecstatically.
"Wnl-ie-ie-ie," came down from the
back porch OF one of the OATS.
There's your mother now" said
Mike. "And anyhow-the magic fires
all burned Quit"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
A Nice POINT.

Every student of history knows
that our Christmas customs are a de-
velopment of Roman Saturnalia"
"Oh, surely not alll'
Il think So"
mo. no! There's no reason 10 SUP
pose. for instance. that the Romans
were all the time being hunched u
DO thehr Saturnalian shopping early
Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
rrrurlssTI>.--|rIfrr'Hrr 1sr1TslTI.1tIE-1r--rn
\ 5sSs : q
Il
SPECIAL
LOW RATES
ACCOUNT CHRISTMAS
AND NEW YEAR
HOLIDAYS.

Tickets on sale Dec. Is, l6,
II, 20, FL, %, %, "a, rs, 30
and 81, and Jan. 1st, 1912,
limited returning midnight
Jan. 9Th. For further in
formation as to rates, sche-
dulles, etc call on or phone
N0. c. HO0E, Agt.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30

me-" he begged.
"The Dimdummeries," explained the
Ianitor. "is flourishing society in
the ould country that has communica-
shuns with ghosts an fairies-an'-
an sperits in general. Whenever a
Dimdummeny wants to talk to a fairy
all he has to do is build magic bon.
fire on a spot hit by the light Of the
full moon for FIVE minutes on a
Chuesday night. That's very i'm
pcrtant, picking out the right spot.
And lay the first sticks pointing to-
ward the north"
The small boy peered at the base OF
the bonfire, but the janitor sighed
"They amt any spots that the light
of the moon bits on a Chuesday night
| in this neighborhood." he mourned
THAT is, kept some that is occupied
| by buildings and otherwise engaged
But | say the magic words over my
fires and pretind it's a glade I'm in
and that there are fairies peekina
out"
did you-did you ever truly see ]
fairy, Mike?" the small boy almost
whispered.
The janitor laughed condescendi-g
ly. did / iver see a fairy, now!" he
repeated, scornfully. well, listen tC
that! Amt / telling you how l was
the chief of the Dimdummeries ant
what for would they be making me
chief if l couldn't see more fairies
| than any other man in the county
There was one fairy who-look out
| you'll be in the fire, now!-who USED
! to pop up just as sociable an smoke
a pipe with me livery time lit fire
for him! Vance he said: Mike
like you-you're a fine lad. an yor
may have two wishes-anything you
ask shall be granted!"
81 know what I'd have asked for!
breathed the small boy. S"An airshiI
| an"
"Airship!" Mike repeated in dis
gust. THAT shows your needless dis
posishun! A real sensible person
would have asked for a wagon loaC
| of money. wouldn't he? An then HI
could-a got feet Of balloons an
everything"
"Oh, Of course!" agreed the small
boy, much embarrassed. "Of course
he would But what did you do will
all your money. Mike? II was az
! rich as that wouldn't work"
The janitor coughed and was yer!
busy stirring the fire. What did
do with it?" he repeated, scowlinl
horribly. "Pll tell yer-much as
hate to do it, I stuffed II into oil
stockings, av coorse, and TUX boar'
off the wall and chucked 'em into thu
cavity. They was banknotes-an' thu
rats and mice ate 'em up. / shoul'
have wished for a bank that cudn'
fail, for my second wish, an then II
have been a rich man today. Instea'
of wishing as / did for-for-"
For what?" demanded the SINAI
boy.
Candy" confessed the janitor, Sol
rowfully. 81 couldn't think of any
thing l wanted SO much as plenty o
candy and l got II and ate it all u
and that was the end Of IT,"
The small boy swallowed appre
ciatively "Sun, you had IT," h
said philosophically. "That wasn't s
awful bad. Did you get chocolute an
car'mels and lemon sticks?"
ooh, all kinds" the janitor said
lofdly, Il was sicker'n you eve
dreamed Of being, tell you! Il kin
OF soured me on that fairy an l CAV
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
Tennessee Central
fine Table No. 3 Taking Effec

SUNDAY, Nov. Y, 1911,
EAST BOUND
Nc. II Except Sunday Leave Hop
kinsvile............... ....... 6.3 p q.
Arrive Nashville. 9.45 -
No. 16 Sunday only leave Hopkins
Tille......... ............ ......o:OO a. IN
Arrive Nashville. .ll:l5 a. m
80. ID Leave HopkinsviIle 4:3O . -
Arrive Nashvile...7:45 . u
VEST BOUND,
No. II Leave Nashville q. So 5 an
Arrive Hopkinsville ll:2O4
No. 10 leave Nashville 90 300 p @
Arrive Hopkinsville 8:l5 pm
TT. MORROW. AQen,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
Why rhey klIIed hi csIf.

why IntV NIIIcu tUI NeIIs
The prodigal son was coming Up
the road.
Hurry and killed the fatted calfi'
said his father, you remember that
ths boy arrays was fond OF chicksn
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-30
Time Card No. ia
effective Sunday April 30. 1911
TRAINS GOING SOUTH

TRAINS GOING SOUTH
No. sc. &N o. Lin. l1:56 p Il
No. 6l-St. L. Express 5:35 n
No. 81. Evansville Ac. 1905 a. m.
No. 95.-Dixie Flyer, 9:Ol am
No. 55-Hopkinsville Ac. 7:05 a. IT.
No. 53-St. L. Fast Mail 5:39 a. q
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
No. &C. & St. L. Linz, 5:25 a. N
No. b2-St. LOUIS Express. $685. o
No. 81. Evansville Ac. 400 p. m.
No. 94.-Dixie Flyer, 6.27 p. u
No. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. 8:55 .. n
No. 54-St. l.. Fast Mail. 1920 D. n
Nos. SO and "a will make Nos. 90
and els stops except "a will not stoy
at Warrington and No. 95 will
not stop at Warrington or Empire
No. 81 and 81 connect at 81. Louis and oths
points west.
No, 81 connects AZ buth1ie ioF memphis IN
points as far south as Erin and or LouisV
ClneinnAtl and the Eaa'.
No. So and IS make cire-t yuru az Gut
RE for Louisville, Cinlin1ll tnl aI point
north ana east thereof So SO and 5s a.,o con
meet Tor Bempf 10 and uaY points.
o. % runs through " Chicago and vii 20
rry Dassengers 70 point South Of Evausy /,
Nc. 93throlgh siespera 60 Auantu, hacUu
yacl SCI vile, 81. Augustine aI Tampa, Fla
Also Pullman sleeDsru % Flew Jdsans. Con
ncctr AZ utbrie for points East AGA West. ~
3s sul not carry olai pasasuge-i 1r poltr fr..
rarhvur Zen
j e. HOOE, Act.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-02-12

81 100000 to further extend the oper'
alton of the system.
During January an average of ST.
200 was received at each of the
forty-eight postoffces that were
made saving repositories, or a total
of $4,000, and this would mean
$G91 200 for the year, although Mr..
Hitchcock most enthusiastically an
nounces that if this average of
$1,000 for each of the forty-eight Of
ices is maintained throughout the
year the aggregate annual depos-
its will be close to $3,OOO,OOO.' We
don't understand the postoffice meth
cd of figuring.
So much has been said in favor OF
the posta savings plan that much
was expected of it. particularly in
the initiatory stage when it had the
attractiveness of novelty, but there
must be some disappointment at the
result for an average of $1,000 at
each of the repositories the first
month will not seem as encouraging
to the average citizen as it does to
the postmaster general. AS matter
of fact. unless there is presented
much better showing by the end
of the year, the ultimate failure of
tho scheme NAV be safely pre-
dicted Oklahoman.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-02-12
How Dad Used to Play Ball.

Our daddes used to face the hits
With nothing on the hand.
Save toughened hide and warty knois
Plus nerve to beat the band,
When roaring liners smite the fin,
They did not howl or yell,
But held the ball, and then gave play
To language hot as-well,
You know the kind But nowadays,
We delicately pad
The hand until it's twice the size
OF any full-planked shad.
And, if a raging liner comes
Within our armored reach,
We quit the game and call the doe
With many a frantic screech,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-02-12

commandments were of the highest
order with a most varied and beau
tiful musical entertainment. Perhaps
the palm fell to the grammar exer-
cises The presentation OF the OPP
eretta Little Red Riding Hood was
exquisite in its gradation OF motion,
color and song, and certainly a no
table triumph was achieved in max
ing the voices of several hundred
children, many of whom belonged
to the poorest, hard-working masses
blend in delicious melody and har-
mony.
Outside of the contracted areas OF
Main and Washington streets, and
some territory adjoining the rail-
road tracks, Ardmore is essentially
a city of residences. The panorama
of these neat detached houses, cot
tages and bungalows, viewed from
commanding point, is extremely
pleasing and an air of respectable
antiquity is added by the charred
ruins of the old brick building OF
Hargrove College, which was burn
ed out a few years ago. No mag
nificent mansions are to be seen.
but there is a suggestion OF quiet
comfort in the garden or farm plot
attached to each residence. The mu-
nicipal government has made COM
mendable efforts to beautify the
streets by means of boulevards and
the setting out of rows OF shade
trees
Thanks to a highly efficient police
force, and the general belief that
everybody carries revolver, evil
doers keep away from Ardmore. Such
is the feeling of general security
that nobody THINKS of locking doors
and windows, yet it almost never
happens that a house is unlawfully
entered into or burglarized.
Quiet and slow-going as Ardmore
may seem, there is no lack of pub
lie spirit in the little city when any
emergency demands it. Years before
there was any public school, several
capable Ardmoreites maintained pri
vate educational institutions of high
merit. Among these pioneers of en-
lightenment were Mrs. Will Robin
son, Mrs. Mary V. Niblack, Mrs
James Bivens, Mrs. Nixon, an ex
ceptionally talented kindergarten
teacher, and DR.. Gross, the presi
dent of Hargrove College. If Ard
more has developed a system OF
public schools equal to the best tc
be found in the entire state of Ok
lahoma, much of the credit for the
achievement belongs to these disin
terested and energetic early work
ers in the cause of education.
In many ways, Ardmore has been
a center of light for the whole oI
southern Oklahoma. Thanks to the
untiring efforts and influence of Mrs
Mary V. Niblack, for so many years
Superintendent of Public Instruc-
ton for Carter county, attractive and
beautiful brick and frame school
buildings, costing thousands of dol
lars, have been erected in remote
rural districts. The visitor who in.
spects these schools is astonished
to find them in charge of highly
efficient principals and teachers who,
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Continued on rage Ten.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-02-12
Arkansaw, Ny Arkansaw.

They had a time in Arkansaw about
the launching of a ship,
The governor allowed as how he'd
never see the old tub slip.
From off the ways into the deep to
kiss the waves for Uncle Sam,
And writ letter in which he said
he didn't give a "Doggone D,
Just what they done with that old
boat, to take it and go their way.
But as for him and all his folks,
right in Old Arkansaw they'd
stay.
Now once again the good old state
IS rended fore and aft.
From lizard, down to Union. all the
natives have gone daft,
JEFF Davis rid in an automobil,
which TO thems agin' the law,
They'll ne'er stand for such doin's
out in good old Arkansaw;
So when Jeff starts out 10 garner
votes, with all his gift o CAB.
He'll find he's been the victim of
a gilded taxicab.