Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-13


Of them who cAn-for the places where
there 10 hay fever in the atmosphere II used
be fashionable 70 seek surcease from the swollen
and the weeping eyes the wilderness along
the edge Of lake other. Nowadays. though,
the wise person who shtvers when the wind agtates
the pollen of the hay fever plants heads away for
some pleasant summer resort sacred 70 the particular
needs Of these involuntary patientS
And Be it said. years ago there came TO the front
men who the possibilities Of this industry.
They proceeded construct and advertise slorifSed
retreats for the Hay Fever brigade, with all the
pleasant enticements likely to hold visitors for
reasonable length time Thus counting cost and
UmpathiEing with the other the sufferers cane
eventually TO appreciate what a dignifSed complaint
thsy the victims Of For. be II known, the study
Of the and relief Of hay fever has been elevated
20 tho rank almost Of speciality among those physi-
clans who have become interested.
II would require quite an expenditure Of language
20 adequately and properly describe this irritating
AEgrATsting fussy. fAbbergasting and disagree
able illness-for IL is nothing less. when you
real hay fever fan. Suffice say. IT arises from
condition OF irritation in the mucous membrane
Of the nose. throat and and II has the power
70 make the most Sedate person weep copiousy, and
70 vail invardly; also 10 temporarily resign mem
bership In the Sunday school and satisfy
lng sxpletives TO relieve the sad soul
"Ambrosia~ Gone to Seed.
When one thinks Of ambrosia the word eontures
up sweet and sueculent thoughts and brings TO the
minds eye enhancing visions of ye gods pArtAking
Of the food that made them immortal Ask any
Omaha hay fever fan about AnbrosiA. when he is
eff guard. and he Will reply. beyond doubt, that it
was the food Of the immortal gods also the unguent
with which they salvsd their hurts and made their
bodies impervious 20 all bad influences But ask
the same person about "AmbrosA srtenisiAefolA, E"
and while he sputtsrs about ragweed be is liable 70
throw . brick; for these two words constitute the
scientific designation OF the innocent little plant
known ali urchins rAgveed. II 10 known 70
be capable OF creating . ragged condition Of health
II short notice. in the proper kind Of nose; but
whether the nervous and excited condition OF the
sufferer IL by the rsgweed the weed takes
advantage OF condition already susceptible to its
tnflAnmAtOry influence. is . moot question The
proper solution makes little difference 70 anybody
tOting about . nice jag Of hay fever.
David Thinks He Gess Ii An
Jack" David. who Will get up in the middle OF
the night his night of. 20 check the baggage OF
hay fever sufferer anywhere in the world. SAYS
Of hay fever; L have studied this gentle plague AT
eloss quarters for many year, and have endeavored
TO sift and catch the germ by many methods In
rAriAbly. the alert germ gets first. before
Il. and then the quest Is hopeless For
years and years have been saving ny circus money
20 some day buy nice spot which plant
my tepes and defy the trueOlent meretrcious demon
that peddles hay fever. ! have heard OF other
people who claim 70 set hay fever but It has always
seemed 10 ne that get IT all and trine more.
have tried binders. goggles sleeves. interior deoora-
ton OF the nose and prayer, but my best bet
visit 70 the ice cave OF Jack Frost One touch OF
his magic iciele and laugh with . loud gIee. Sad
90 relate q busy baggAgemAn cannot spend all his
time in the ioebox. and when leave the cooler my
face again takes on the APPEARANCE of q soft soap
Ny day 70 weep and mourn Is Sunday;
that Il. you can lay ten 70 the Gfnietion VIII
Be with ne when get up that morning. ! am nov
Stadying anew. as DO every year. the book Of Job
1ust strengthen my moral fiber against the time
81 deep gTfsf"
Mr.. David h the baggage master the Union STA
ton. and from elOse observation he il willing 70 id
nit be good many other people Who have
some OF the sane" IN season Personally he goes
10 Colorado for relief. and he strikes
the high attitudes he becomes almost human again
Then when come home right quick I'm m the sol
squad again. without any make believe. and fee
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