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Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores of Morris Readers Are
Learning the Duty of the
Kidneys.

To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
neys are sick.
Backache and many kidney Ills fol-
low;
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all.
Morris people endorse our claim.
E. Ruff, Atlantic Ave-, Morris,
Mimi, pays: 81 used Doan's Kidneya
Pills for lumbago, pains through my
back and hips and trouble with nv
kidneys, that bothered me especially
at night. l was feeling quite badly
when | began taking this remedy but
improved steadily until was restored
to good health. During the past
year, I have had no further need of a
kidney incidence "a
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster -Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
WEST DARNEN
- 00S0 0000 o. 0OS

Albert Kruger visited with George
Ross Tuesday evening.
Annie Diedrich visited with Mrs.
Fred Quilliam Thursday evening.
George Ross hauled bailed straw to
Morris Tuesday.
John Ross marketed cattle Thurs
dav.
Blanch Hollenback was Morris
business caller Saturday.
Arnold Fuchs transacted business
in Morris last Saturday.
George Diedrich attended the bas-
ket ball Friday night.
John Klinkradt visited at Stein
brings Saturday and Sunday.
Frank Steinbring was Morris visit
or Monday.
Misses. Josephine Edmunds and
Elsie Baumgartner visited at the
Maple Dale Farm Sunday afternoon.
The party at the Horse Shoe Farm
was, well attended and the evening
was enjoyed in playing games and
dancing.
Andrew Steinbring was seen on the
streets of Morris.
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24

Flies and Typhoid.
It has been found that the preva.
lence of typhoid fever in India varies
regularly with the abundance of flies
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24

Jessen Cudrio has been on the sick
list.
The surprise on VIM. Graber Friday
evening was we'll attended and accord
ing to the reports every body had a
splendid time.
Mrs. E. J. Smith and children visit
ed at Christ Eystad's Sunday.
Eddie and Annie Eystad and Clara
Vented visited at Jallo's Sunday.
George and Willie Eystad, Carl
Anderson and Emil Raasch visited at
Chris Eystad's on Sunday.
Hilda and Goldie Sander visited
at S. Wickstrom's on Sunday.
Albert Graber made a business trip
to Wickstrom's Monday evening. >
Mr.. S. Wickstrom was a business
caller at Alberta Monday. s
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
PEPPERToN

J. King and C. Holmes and fami
lies spent Sunday at Lemmerman's.
H. Unverzagt and family visited al
| G. Neudick's Sunday.
VIM. Gausmamn and part of his
family visited at Litschauer's Friday
evening.
Harvey and Irven Gausman spent a
pleasant afternoon at Zimmerman S
Sunday.
Mr.. H. Unverzagt left on Wednes-
day for his new home at Hinckley
MINI. We wish him success in his new
location.
A number of young men were en-
tertained by George Wolterstorf Fri
day evening
C. 4. Gausmam and family spent
Friday evening at VIM. Bach's
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
Smut Machine $14.

Treat your seed wheat, oats and
barley and prevent any loss of either
quality or quantity in the crop.
Our Smut Machine at $14 treats
all grain as thoroughly as machine
costing three times as much money.
Call and see it any time after
February 15h at our elevators at
Morris, Cyrus, Starbuck and Chokio.
Order early or we cannot supply you,
as the demand promises to exceed our
ability to supply.
Morris City Mills,
S. Stewart, Proprietor.
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
SUBWAY BUILDER VERY ILL

Family of John B. Mcdonald Alarmed
Over His Condition.
New York, Feb. 19.-With an attack
of chronic bronchitis and a complica'
ton of diseases, John B. Mcdonald,
the subway builder, is gravely i'll in
his apartment in the Dakota, at Sew
enty-second street and Central Park
West. Mr.. Mcdonald has been ill and
under the care of physician seven
weeks. DR.. F. Leroy Satterlee is at
tending him.
Mr.. McDonalds family is alarmed
over his condition. In the last few
days he has shown little If any i'm
provement
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
Al e e r IA
~o~e~e~o~ o~9~e~o~

Services are being held every even
ing at the city hall at 7:3O. There
will be service Friday evening, Sat-
urday afternoon at 3 100 and Sunday
night at 7 30. All the people in and
about Alberta are cordially invited
to all of these services.
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
For Rent.

Furnished and heated rooms, also
one five room house.
Mrs. Cummings, Farmers Store.
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
Wedding RINGS.

Wedding rings were worn by both
Jews and Romans at dates long prior
to the Christian era
Morris tribune., 1911-02-24
For Sale.

Good 7-room house, city water in
kitchen, good cistern and cellar, 215
lots, nice location. Will sell cheap if
AIKEN soon. G. w. Sisk.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Now is Il good time to put in some
missionary Work along the way known
as Front street, AT the east side of
the stores On Water street. in the
way Il inauSurating general clean
ing rp behind such stores as it is
Ee"d,G. The work should hc don, on
general principles. and aside from that
reason the steamboat season opens
this week and strangers coming to
Augusta over that Ene viii get muelt
he tier impression of the city if the
spa" t.t TN" rear of the sto,rs is cl.an
than theE will if they find it a clut-
ter OF old barrels boxes and other
rubbish.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Wilham Tc"rill, aged 20 years and
d veteran of the Civil Wlr. VAS ar
raigncd before the municipal court
Satu! day afternoon ON warrant
sW9r1 out by John Murray Of Wind
sor and charging Terrill with an as
Sault upon the person of Kent Nur-
ray. Terrill. who mad been arrested
at Windsor Friday afternoon by Depu-
ty Sheriff \. u. Hall of Winthrop
and brought to Augusta. was repre-
sentcd by +. NJ. Thompson of this
city and through his counsel waived
a reading Of the warrant and pleaded
not guilty, and as neither the com
plainant or any of the complainant :
witnesses appeared when called by the
court, on motion of counsel for the
respondent the caSe was dis missed.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
WEEKS MILLS.

The funeral services OF little Byron
Proctor. Youngest son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Lewville Proctor, were held Sunday,
April IL, at the Union church. Rev f.
G. Cook officiated. Beautiful selections
We're rendered by the North Windsor
Choir. Billy Hisler. Hugh Mosher.
Charlie Ch0ate and Boynton Pierce
were bearers. The floral tributes We're
beautiful consisting of a lovely floral
cross, two pillows. sprays of pinks.
lunches of Easter lilies and lovely
bouquets of roses and pinks. Interment
WAS at Windsor. Sympathy is EXTEND
ed to the sorrowlng ones. For more
than n year little Byron. who was
little more than seven years old. had
been Il sufferer from tuberculosis. Ev-
erything that medical skill could do
was done; the best of care was given
b. those who clearly loved him: all
that money could do was done, but
the little life had to succumb to the
disease
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
NATIONAL HOME.

officer Of the day, Capt. Brown.
General Beal Command, No. %, L.
y. L, will meet this Monday evening
All members are requested to be
present.
Passes We're granted Saturday to
Lewis \. Ham to Chelsea and Harry
T.. Bates to Lewiston.
The remains of the late John Bell
were Saturday sent to Rockland for
burial.
The funeral of the late Charles Fur
long was held Saturday afternoon from
tn" Home chapel, Rev. FIR. Nelligan
officiating.
Increases in pension were received
Saturday for: William G. Webster,
late navy. to $40; Patrick Dwyer, late
Battery a, I'd L. $ Art, to $40 per
month.
charles G, Gasgett, late Co. A, 18th
\. y. lof, and Laurence Reilly. late
60. ID. 18th y. y, Mil. Inf. have been
granted honorable DISCHARGES.
Letters for the following are adyer-
tised at the Home post office: Robert
Atlo" Gustav Bischoh, Mr.. Bird. n. p
Cheeycr, John Nj. Crist. X. f. Chase.
Charles Doughesty. Alvin King. Will
li"In Short. George Turnbull and Miss
Grace Boerman.
Joseph Donovan returned to tile
Branch Saturday from furlough
passed in New York City.
John Leahy left Saturday on a fur
ioHgh which he will pass with rea-
tiVes in Holden
Archie b. Stocks. Spanish War vet
eran, was taken Saturday afternoon
before +. G. Harrington, United States
commissioner, at Augusta, by Deputy
United States Marshal Burton Smith
of Portland to answer to the charge Of
assault with dangerous weapon. a
heavy cue. on John Dillon, a ianitor
th'ro. which occurred in the Club
house on Tuesday. George W. Plaisted,
John Dillon and Joseph Tuck went as
witnesses in the case
Peter Fitzpatrick reported Saturday
from furlough passed with friends
in J"maica Plains.
Richard II. Wilkinson. late Co. +.
2d I. = Art, Spanish War. has report-
ed at the Branch for admission
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
Afternoon Session.

Word had been passed about in the
attorncv'S enclosure that WadsWorth
had made Il confession. but the fact
had not been formally announced.
The long delay had convinced the spec
tators chat something unusual was
about to occur but few had an inliling
of what il was. Consequently when
ATTORNEY General Pattangall advanced
to the clerks desk at $50 O'Clock to
make formal announcement that the
State would consent to the freeing of
Mr.. Bangs the court room was intense
lv quiet. The jury was sent for and
filed slowly through the throng at the
rear of the room. Only the shufhing
of their feet on the rubber floor cover
ing could be heard. When court had as
sembled Nil. Pattangall said:
The case has turned in such a way,
your honor. that we are prepared to
have il taken up by the court without
any further evidence being given and
without any argument on either side.
Whether the result of the case should
he the court ordering verdict of Not
euilty' or whether the case should be
Withdrawn from the jury depends upon
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
CROSS HILL.

Friends of Mrs. Clara |. Perley were
sorry To hear that she fell and frac-
tured her wrist while adjusting cur
tain at the home of her daughter, Mrs.
Edith Wood at Wakefield, Kentucky,
where she has been passing the winter.
Wilbur Rollins and Mrs. Sarah Jones
passed Thursday with acquaintances
in Augusta.
Mr.. Savage Of Chelsea was on the
Hill Thursday and purchased three
milch cows of Harry Marmon.
Mrs. Hattie Grant Davis passed
Thursday with friends in Gardiner.
Mr.. and Mrs VIII Tooey passed
Wednesday afternoon with Mrs
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
EopeSs annt. Miss sJizziezN.@Clark at
SoatnsE ssM Rpfd. Il q tzaA gsxs
sSfeofEeSyp IA r1aWwas ,,,S@Ssr for
Fred Harraden Friday.

fred Harraden Friday
Melvin Tobey is building a hennery.
Charles Groves, who has been living
in the Crooker house for several wears
is moving to Topsham.
Rev. Luther Morris of North Vas.
salboro was calling on friends in the
place Wednesday. Mrs. Morris and
Master Calvin are visiting Mrs. Nor
ris' parents in Wales, British Isles.
They will be gone three months.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Magee of Au-
gusta are guests Of Mr. and Mrs Har-
ry Marmon for a few days.
benjamin X. Wood. who has been
confined to his room for several days
with hernia is improving.
Mrs. Payson Robbins of Augusta
passed several days last week with her
sister, Mrs. a. II. Austin, returning
home Thursday.
+. Fl, Moor of Bolton Hill was in the
place Monday and purchased a new
mich COW and calf of Sam Davis.
Arthur Stevens was substituting for
Fred Perry. the mail carrier on route
s Monday and Tuesday.
Charles Low is building a piazza on
the west side and south end of his
residence at Stewards mill. F1avius ].
Ames is doing the work for him.
Mrs. Frank Tobey passed Thursday
with friends in Augusta.
Roscoe Burns of McCoys Crossing
was in the place for few hours on
business Friday afternoon.
Charles Tobey and Newton Richard
son are building cottage on the east
shore of Nebber pond for Mr. F'ifield
of Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Joseph Dyer. who was found guilty
Thursday of illegal possession of in
toxicating liquors and cruelty to dumb
animals was brought into the court
room and on the cruelty charge he was
given 90 days in Jail and on the Illegal
possession charge he was ordered to
pay a fine Of 500 and costs or 90 days
Ill TAIL. Mr.. Dyer went to jail
The next brought in for sentence was
Harry w. Martin of West Gardiner a
boy of about 10 years OF age. When
questioned by the court he said that
he he'd no home. no father or mother
and that he worked for his board.
Young Martin broke into Il store in
broad daylight and stole $2t. Sheriff
Richardson told the court that the boy
had been subject To fits while at the
jail and the Jail physician had called
them epilcptic. overcome with excite
tiaesc fits while the judge was placing
the lad on probation. He was taken to
the county attorneys room and med
zeal aid was summoned.
Lawrence McCurdy of Gardiner was
next called for sentence, and asked
for the mercy of the court. He admit
ted that he was placed under probation
five Years ago for the same offence.
stealing brass. The court remanded
him To jail and sentence will be pass
ed upon aim at $50 this morning.
The April term of the superior court
VIII adjourn today
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
EVERYTHING is in readiness

EVERYTHING is in readiness at the
steamboat wharf for the opening of the
spring ana summer season of the Ken
nebec division of the Eastern Steam
ship Co, which comes Tuesday fore
noon. April -, with the arrival of the
transfer steamer City ofs Augusta.
capt. Ross Carleton. The steamer is
snick end span in n new coat of paint
and VIII meet the steamer City of Ban
sor on the, arrival of the latter at
Gardiner Tuesday morning on her first
trip from Boston. John T.. Cunningham,
the new Augusta agent for the COM
pany, will be on hand ready to greet
the City of Augusta on her arrival
here. and will be assisted by Capt.
James 0rrick. who will again be seen
or the dock this season..
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Charles = EarnarG, we'll known
herscInan from E", kland. WAS IN town
SATURDAY looking after lftrseS and
purchased several Among others he
secured from :. 7 Stilk.y x son thc
lar ii taH @oohs" known as the Coy
err"r Hin horses. aud also bought Il
buckSkin horse weighing 1900 pounds
from J. Mauley Nichols. Mr. Barnard
secured in AL four horses in Augusta
and several in Gardiner ANA South
Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Ono Of the enjoyable occasions at
the weeks close was the supper which
was given at the Augusta House Sat :
urday evening by TIE members of the
Prudential Life Insurance Co. staff
in Augusta, as a farewell to one OF
their number. Gedeon Matthew. who
had been in the employ of the COM
pany for the past year and who will
leave town Monday for Seattle. Wash.
Covers We're laid for II and after
the good things had been thoroughly
diseased the party adjourned to the
hcn,e of the local manager, +. L. Fair.
on State street. where the balance of
the evening was passed in social en-
joyme ut. During his connec ton with
the company Mr.. Matthew las made
warm friends of his associates AMI
their best wishes will go with him
to his new home.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Georgc +. Giddihes of Gag street
clerk L. the Board OF Railroad Com
missieners. left saturday morning in
company viii, tHc members of the
board for New Gloucester 10 invest-
gate IA accident On the Gcand Trunk
Railroad, where II train rom Por.
lan'i Jumped the track FRIDAY morn
ing. peculiar feature in connection
with the case was that a train laG
jumped the track at that Identical
spot :. few days previous.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Hdraey Bates If Oakland. who was
up before the municipal court Frida..
on u continued inteXicatio1 case anG
also for assault and battery, was un
able To- raise the amount. Il his fines.
ard after having been kept at tue
station over night was committed ta
henns bee Jail Saturday forenoon.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
Gard of Thanks,

We wish to express our sincere
thanks to our neighbors and friends
for their kindness 10 us during the ILL
ness and death of onr little son Byron.
Also for the many beautiful flowers.
MIR. and MRS. LEWVILLE PROC
TOR
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Dr. +. l.. Hopkins and Levi Sargent
the latter Il former police sergeant
at the National Home ut Togus. lefe
ON train 354 sunday afternoon for
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Earl Grenier. who bad TOR abaD'
three weeks past been an lppendici
tbs patient at thu August& Genef.
hospital has Sc tar recovered th.t
he left that Institution saturday 5o.
home
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Among the intentions OF marriage
which were recorded at tn office n'
the city clerk during the past week
We're those of BAIL Clouti"r and y /
elina GrioGX, both of Augusta
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

The many friends of john NJ * rhu
ported Sunday tc be quite i'll at his;
,honI" on Spring street, suffering fro
rheumatism.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

George X. Smith OF Nassalboro
former register of deeds for kennebca
county. was Il visi,cr i'll Augusta sat
urday and was calling on friends.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Burlcigh Martin, who had been pass
ing The spring recess at his home iii
this city, returned to Boston Sunda. ].
afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Palm trees have the largest leaves.
The lnaJa palm of the Amazon coun-
try has leaves which reach IA length Of
from 80 to 30 feet and breadth of
from 10 to II feet
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
OaiIv kennebec journal
LOCAL BRIEFS

Mrs. Andrew l.. NcFaddan of Cros-
by street was the guest of Ecr daugh-
ter at Waterville SATURDAY.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
Cured After Suffering for Two Years.

I7t'tfT I'U'IOf : IIaUSnter:
am glad of the opportunity to tell
others what your Stomach-Rit tablets
nave done for me. | suffered with indi-
gestion and gas for two years-lIsed all
kinds of remedies, but nothing even re-
lieved me until | used your medicine. [
can now eat anything l choose enioy il
and have no trouble. Very truly yours,
T.. p. MEADE
IL huntington Ave, Boston. Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
A Cure for All Forms Of Stomach
Trouble.

Dear Doctors Daughter:
We have used Your stomach Rite in
our family for some time and find it
most valuable. not only as a remedy. but
as a cure for all yferms of stomach
F. D. BURDICK,
1856 Mauran Ave, East Providence r. 1.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

SarsaparilEa

By virtue of its unequaled
blood-purifying nerve-stcngth-
cning, stomach.toning, appc-
tite-restor:n2 properties, is the
one Grcat Spring Medicine.
Get IT today tn u1u1l liquid form or
tablets called SdrsdtuD1. 100 Doses 81
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24

Druggists everywhere, Soc. large box.
.Ths ,kinsman Pharmacy, Frank p.
Eurne, Phi. CO. Props fe6 Wstst st.,
Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1911-04-24
BANGS INNOCENT.
Exoherated Of The Charges
Of Defacing Ballots
By the Full Confession Of
Charles A. WadSwOrth,
Who Says He Mutilated the Ballots
in Ward Three, Augusta.

The case of the state vs.. GeorGe II.
Bangs, which had been on trial at tn"
current term of the superior court for
kcnncbcc county since Thursday aft
ernoon, and in which the respondent
Vas charged with having Gcfaced bal
lots in Ward in til" recent municipal
election in augusta on Monday, MafcH
12. was brought to Il sudden termiiia-
ticn saturday afternoon by the con
fession of one of the witnesses. Charles
\. WadsWorth that il Was he Who had
marked tho four ballots in question
and taat he was tie guilty PARTY. This
confession was followed 10y a speedy
and compict" tXUneratiOn of Mr..
bangs from amy suspicion which ma
laVc attached itself to him III the OF
dor "f the court tuat the jury bring in
a VI trdirt al mot 3uilty.'
Ii was the most dramatic incident
tl.at has occurred in Il kcnnebcc colnl-
tN court for years and tie sensation
created by it WAS profound. 1t mad
been lrlt by many of those Who had
followed the cas-. that the outlook
was had for Mr.. Wadsworth bctorc tie
saturday Forenoon session US over.
Roth II. w. Heath, attornet Tor MI.
Edngs. and Attorney General Pattan-
gall we're adroitly leading tn" witness
on step by step. Wringn% FROM him tn"
Information they wanted. from the
tim that the device for defueing bal
lots Was explained To him. WringinG
from MIN thu statement that ie had
told others low to do it. and finally
to say That, 81 far as he knew. he was
tIl. only on, who LupN IgE fp work
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-09-22
The Value of System.

The great majority Of people
could double their power of achieve
ment by little self discipline in
learning so as to get hold Of them
selves as to depend on the prompt,
decisive action Of their own facul-
ties. A little system alone would
double the efficiency Of many bus
iness man who does not know why
he does not get on faster. He works
very hard perhaps and thinks that
he has not half time enough to do
what he ought to, but he could save
more than half the time that he
now throws away in doing things
over and over again from lack of
order. System is tremendous
energy saver and time sayer.-Ori-
son SWEET Marden in Success Mag
aZine.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-09-22
A RestfuI Life.

We sent our reporter ont last
week to interview an old codger
who was celebrating his one hun
dred and fourth birthday.
How do you account for the
fact that you have been able to at
tain this remarkable age?" asked
our bright young man.
"To the fact that [ have never
worked a lick before breakfast" an
swered the ccntenarian.
"This is a fact worth remember
ing" muttored the reporter, max
ing note Of it.
"There's another thing that pa
failed to mention," a son-in-law
whispered in the newspaper mans
ear.
"What is that?"
'He never done lick of work
after breakfast neither. Git that in
your story toe" "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-09-22
E Proposition.

Among the boarding houses in
town is one known to scores and
scores Of boarders who have tried
it for a little while. 1t is one Of
those places remodeled especially to
reduce the size of the rooms and
increase the landlady's income.
She was showing stranger
through the house the other day.
''Now, this room," said she, 'is a
little more than the one | just
showed you. 1t has two windows" "
Cant you make the price the
same," inquired the newcomer, IF
I promise to keep one of the win
dows closed and the shutters
drawn ?"-Philadelphia Times.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-09-22
OUTWlTTED HIMSELF.
He Succeeded, Though, In Getting tha
Cattle Out Of His Field

Ga'''s 00' o. ms r's'''
AN lfI'N gentleman % aNJ' N'i
generation 'ooH It InIo MS n''I
that tlose IN MS enlployiAGn' were
not serving hli,' a' 'Iey ou2nt' iHI-e
especially III ''e cary morning. oe
lore any one was SliTfIns' llo 09
Ter ."lieo, therefore, Oh d series oi
ma Q''ll"I NISl''.
nc sec9ho 'Ille he went "olo"0
IN Iie early morning ne Sd" ~ "
Ielu' known DIS oNlilne8ah' men
oof1ered lhe avenue ieaGll3 70 MS
reS'oehce ana "nlcn nao zee"
empty tHe previous day' SIX un-
known callle 4ulGlly grazing
ne promptly dro'c tne olehulN9
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-09-22
A Qualification.

Rastus was honest and indus
trious, but, in the opinion of the
new minister, unsociable.
'Neighborliness, my dear friend"
said the dominic, "is brotherliness.
Do you take thetrouble to see much
of your neighbcrs p
"Ah reckon All sees as much Of
them as dey sees of me-" Rastus re-
piled.
"Perhaps," said the clergyman,
"but do YOU love your neighbor as
yourself?"
'Ah reckon All does, pahson,"
Rastus replied, "but YOU know, sub,
All amt p'tic'larly stuck Oh mahself
neither" r."-Succcss Magazine.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-09-22
Their Secrat.

A little boy who had been very
naughty during the day went to his
mother just before his father re-
turned home.
Mother" he said, ''is it really
true that a woman can't keep a
secret?"
"Why, no, dear, of course not"
replied the mother. "That's only
a joke of your fathers. Tell me,
sweetheart, what's the secret that
you'd like me to keep"
"Promise me not to tell father
wasn't good today" philadelphia
Times.