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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
RESERVOIR OF ALL RIVERS
Facts About the Sea and Its Plaes In Na:Vre-Sone Interesting
 Possibilities.

The sea is the reservoir into which run all the rivers of the world. It is the cisteEu which finally catches all the rain that falls, not only upon it's oeR surface but upon the surface of the land and upon the roofs of our houses. All this water is removed by evaporation as fast as 1t Is supplied. It is estimated that every year a layer of the entire sea fourteen feet thick is taken up into the clouds. This yapor is fresh, and if all the water could be removed in the same way and none of it returned it is calculated that there would be left a layer of pure salt 23O feet high on the bed of the Atlantic This is upon the sup position that three feet depth of water contains one inch depth of salt and that the average depth of the ocean Is three miles.
 At a depth of about $500 feet the temperature is uniform, varying but triae between the poles and ths equator. The colder water is below. ft is reported that in many deep bays 9u the coast o5 Norway the water often begins 10 freeze at the bottom before it does at the surface.
 Al that depth waves are not felt. The force of waves is in proportion .o their height l. is said that the sea strikes upon Bell Rock with the force 1f seventeen tons for each square gard.
 The pressure of the water increases AS we go down. At the depth of a mile tbis pressure Is reckoued at mora ban ton 10 the square inch-that 's. more than l33 times the pressure 9f atmosphere.
 The depth of tho sea presents soms Interesting considerations. If the At lantic were lowered 6,564 feet it would be reduced to half it's present width. 1 1T lt were lowered a little more than three miles there would be dry land all the way between Newfoundland and Ireland. If the Mediterranean were lowered $50 feet Africa would be joined to Italy and three separate seas would remain.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

IS sUai ot lie is nothing but uh' tomb. es aI-ays st about to lose his job. avs sees the big trusts ra-slng hob al sys sees a grave financial smash. nd sits around just waiting for the crash There is no good in anything at all 'e hates the winter, sumner, spring and fall. When others to gay parties go. He sits al home and waits for t to
 snow.
 He's always looking for the worst O it And thinks that every mans a hypo
 Crite And nothing in this world amounts to much A hardened, wrinkled, sourfaced pct
 simist. He'll die and never know what he has
 missed.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
rslc vos NON voels.n

'So, you ve birds. with vondrous skin
 possessed,
 Not for yourselves construct the cur
 ious nest;
 So vou. ve bees. who every flower
 explore.
 Not for yourselves smass the honiea
 store:
 So. you ge patient biue. inured to
 t0Il,
 Not for y2nrselyes. subdue tine stu;-
 born soil.
 When Virgil conceived the fore going. tending to illustrate that true merit is frequently noi recognized and that honest effort is oFten un re0uifsd. Le must have been iookine forward to events that were 10 take ,Face in a terra inooaHita. since called krizons. on a certain October 2t some tEo centuries later
 Wfh patence 9 small group of Ferucmen hal been ssriduorsIy SUD duing and culuvatiug the soil from which was to spring a Jounteoua crog Of places of preferment The crop was maturcd but little Of it appears tC have been harvested by rishIul bus hsndmcu-
 The same gentlemen with what seemed Woudrous and unerring skill constructed a curious nest which hai now been me-empled by the prOfan' aud those who had manifested no cs pecial skill in nest building
 So. loo. tais group in tho- plrsui oi political honey neglected no iloa CT of promise. Sweets were sought i brad nelds extending from Yum on the west to Inc capita Of the natio on the east The Eeygsthcrers jea cl-ly g-zrded than tore -ith ~rsA
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
arHls DATE IN HisToRY''
ocTosER2s

OC OhENGc i75T-Ashur Robbins, who represent ed Rhode Island in the '. b senate for many years. born lu WetheTsfeld. Conn. Died in p-rt, eb. 70, le45
 m iIosarth, famous artist l o--o- bo.n 4ht., ..oN. 70, 46yl lI74--The Provincial congress Of Mas sachusetts took steps to organ ize the minute-men. 1sO0-Ccunt yon Moltke, ce ebTa'e e. an so ~.eI, torn. Dl pi.. Z4, l69i. 0.--lEssla declared war sgains Eng and.
 -s- mp.etion of the Erie ca celebrated at Albany. -5---.4aTsLsll @ouil, Ia. oIs Fren- cOmm2n1er. died. Born .- l769.
 l9-NeaI g i've hundred lives an S4,e5v. GOO in gold lost in O. wreck cf the steamship Roy Charter" on the coast of Al glesea. : 9S-uuited States battleship Oregon launched at San Francisco. 910-Allen D. Candler, twice govern or Georgia, died in Atlantia Born in LamI kin county, Georg ia, in 1884.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
SOME SHAVING. THIS
Sign in local barber shop window SHAVING DONE
 ON THE INSIDE.
THINes 10 THINK ABOUT.

A dress coat eau be quickly trans formed into a Tuxedo by pinning the tails up inside.
 Most of the great men of the world have had blue eyes. says a statistician. And some Of them have had black and blue ones.
 A BOstOa Chiuamsn had made SJo0s Goo out of chop suey. Well. there ought to be a lot of money in chop suey, for there is lot d everyihtns else.
 4 gondols is a large animal which iuhabits the waters of italy, notable Venice. IL has a long neck sticking up at one end and a long tail stckint up at the other.
 In Queen EI4abeth's time e{ery guest at dinner party brought his own spoon and took it home Now they take spoons belonging tO the hostess
 . The souvenir teaspoon ia one oi tho worst enemies of good teeth. It Is very common to break off an incisor on NJ agara Falls, the Sphinx of Egypt ol the Chicago Masonic Temple . cry family should keep 2 scraI
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
THE zoplAcAL LIGHT

At this time of the year those who ere very early riseTs and are located
 n re the street lights do not froub may make an interesting observation From 3.30 to 4:50 in the morning there may be seen rising above the eastern horizon pyramid of light By the latter hour the yertex of the pyramid will extend at least half way 10 the zenith. X person with keen eyes, if situated far from street lights may even trace the light up from the zenith. This light Is never very strong. its brightest regions near ths horizon being but little brighter than the average brightness of the milk way. It is often mistaken for the dawn.
 This light is called the zodiacal light because the brightest parts al ways lie in the Zodiacal consultations The upper portion is not easy to see at first, but after any enc has once seen it there is no difficulty in recog nizing it a second time.
 The question as to the nature Of the zodiacal lights led to it's being observed by many. Observations as 10 its general shape, it's boundaries in the sky, etc, are fairly numerous
 Many conflicting theories have bee advanced to account fer it's appea- ance, some of them very fzntastt To~e held that t belonged 10 the earth, while others stoutly affirmed ! that il was in some way connected | with the sun. The latter theory haq I 0Toved 10 te the only one which cOulG g.a fgaF | vaticns, Recent research appears to l have established definitely that what Ts see Is a mass of dust patticles, | approximately lens-shapod, with the l sun at the center. This greatest ex- tent of this matter is outward in the ! general direction ' the orbits of the 1 r' r'anets. The greatest deusity is near ] rst the sun. What we see. then
 su euormous extent og finely div
 .~-:Criel illun7iuated by the sur When the air Is very clear it ma
 seen to evterd clear ac~oss tr
 % that we know t extends cut beyo
 the earths orbit
 The question Dow arises: Wha
 's the crigin of this watter2 To thi- no certain answer can be given, b"t
 it appears rrcbable that i- is tht debris of the original uebula from which the solar system was forme and which was not swept up by [ planets during their formati~n in tr
 far distant past
 Four years ago 1t vas found the
 the four inner planets were not moy | ing precisely as theory demanded i
 the sun and planets contained all tht i. natter in the solar system. Many 1 hypctheses were put forward to ac
 O 'Et for this, but none proved en -ire'y satisfactory. Quite recently
 Pref Seeliger of the University O
 Munich has suggested that the mat
 ter composing the zOdiacal light migb re the cause of these discrepancies
 Nn this assumption he computed th,
 probable effect on the four planet
 and actually found that the error
 were removed
 In the autumn the zoGiacaI ligh can be seen best about two houn
 before sunrise. From January (,
 March it can be seen in the westerI ! sky about the same time after sun
 set. The conditions fer seeing it ar.
 three: lD A clear sky. (2) No moon light (3D Little or no illumination of the sky by artificial lights.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
z CAMPAIGN
 OF 5LUNDERS.

The Review cannot but feel a cer- tain degree of satisfaction at the seem ing triumph of Mr. Henry F. Ashurst over the despicabie, eleventh houi methods of his opponents.
 Those tactics belong to a bygone age There was time when they were effective. There was time when there was more corruption and meanness in American politics and when there was less fine sense of decency. than today.
 Whether or rot the charges againsi Mir. Ashurst were u-'e, If course. tho great bulk of the voters did not knoo and could not ascertain in the sbori time between their proTulgatio7 ana the election. They assumed however tbat thev were not true. otherwise they would have been made earlier.
 It is annarent too. from the sour"e whence they came that they were made only in the interest e Mir. Ives.
 Those ace"sations at once did mor@ for the cause Of Mr. Asourst than weeks of rs10paigdng could have done arS in tAis counts 7rone they wc~a --crtt 4- h5-- r~t s7- or --ar one ',r, drrd votes.
 Ttts ~as tre last inc cameiraeIy breaking straw added 10 a load O bmaders 3f the uromotas Of the "Bio Fo7r." Democrats generally resented the selection of a uartv ticket or any rart of t'oret ir Inc '-te-os' of q e--o'3 ---,o as o-n7'a-.as -,~r- Fo,'s=- -,f-'s sl-e wee ----- --~'- '-- >-' ---1 --rr-.-- ------ s-s~. v-'~ If +ea .'p'g ra"-" ves e-ra~e, agaiaet every rre~rre~ of i' Tve- octive f-i-nd re s-gh carSids'e he c5r'o ar a~tive w7rls- asa'-s. Q co~ t'r7-'o- fo-~e1 f- =oFo-t tre TOY e-'~'' a-1 rvr~~ro os tIe 7-i~,arv law
 We helievc that the trourlos of tb, qe~tlewea who constituted the ''Bl Forr" may be traced directly 10 th reeirulue of that c6rnbinstion soush to re foisted unon the nqrty in th place cf a ticket which the rsrtv 2 self exDected to choose without rt straint or dictation.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
TRUE. BUT A PUBLIC ISLANDER
tChatlanooea Tiucz)

The New York World says there Is community ot interests between hvewers aud farmers There may b. snrl ot constructive community O. interests between ihe tWo. bu, your "Uncle Joshua down in this neck os he woods isn't making any housstop profort of thc fart Sometimes he comes te tOWn and connects with q stein or tEo cf inc brewers delight but hc preserves very austero de pneanor ai fhe polls. in behalf oi the el0rious CaGsc Nc desire iO declare that The Worlds 5,atea'eni is a pubic slamdcr. whatever it may be as an act usi fact
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

,nile. "she is the best dancer I ever znew!"
 But Miss Gaines has been SO kind ls to venture t with me" smiled Rich srd. leading the s'rl ferth Vith a show f p..ce.
 Hours later as they came out into he star-lil nig5t. Durham's heart mote him at sight of his nephew's ace. After all, he had gone about far enough for once: 1t undoubtedly would se hard to be deprived of such a girl Too much opposition is as bad as not though.
 Miss Mildred" he said h his gentle manner. "are you going to be kind enough to let an old fellow like me yak home with your
 Come. Lors," be heard Dick say, Sith happy laugh.
 When Richard Durham at last sought ais comfortable pillow, sleep refused | lo visit him. He saw only the be- gitching face of the little teacher | Poor Dick" he thought, uneaslly. it is certainly hard lines for him hate to interfere in this, and yet aust not let him make a mistake,"
 Morning found Dick still morose and gloomy. For the first time in their life together he and his uncle spent a si.
 lent. unsympathetic day.
 "Tll go down aud see the girl" thought the uncomfortable arbitrator of fate. and if this has got to be. Shau bavo fn ~,.L. .h, ho.t .e q.
 Miss Gaines was busy with some books in the deserted sehoolroom. She wore frivolous little pink frock that met with the disappearing admiration Of her caller
 "Er-you like the country. Miss Gainesg"
 T love it.' said the girl, simply.
 Durham groaned in spirit
 Miss Lora,' he said, T came to see
 you about Dick"
 "Oh, I'm so glad you have, Mir. Dur
 ham. I have wanted to talk with you SO much. It hasn't seemed right --
 have told Dick and Mildred so all along, but they would not listen to mel"
 Mildred? Do you mean it is Mil : dred Dick wants? l thought it was , iyou!"
 , LOra laughed unsteadily. T. tolJ ] them there was something you did not
 understand. Mildred is such a sensi ble, capable girl, you could never ob feet 10 her. She has always been our mainstal
 since mother died" And if she marries Dick it vii | leave you alone" Yes" She smiled bravely Child, he placed his hands or he shoulders and turned her toward him tenderly tugging at his heart, "child will you let me take care of you? VII you marry me, Lora?" But I an not capable like Nil dred." she objected. You are something mere, dear. with growing conviction. T do no expect you to love man l5 year older than you, but I promise you will do my best to make you happy. Sometimes" !" murmuTed the gir softly. the unexpeeted-happens!" Sweetheart" cried the Elan wb Lad lived safely Past the age of foo 1 ishness, taking the pink frock int l bis keeping, "can that really be true Great Caesar" Dicks shocke l voice sounded at the door. Mildred 1 come here and see my uncle and you , -aunt."
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
Matrimonial masims.
lst Tnsenh Gazettel

(St Joseph Gazette) B. beating, love decays. Iris good to marry late or never. Marriage with peace is an earthly paradise.
 With strife, marriage is this worlds DurgEtory
 He who goes far from home Fer a wife either means tO cheat or will bc cheated
 Make haste when yCu arc purchas- ing a field. but when you are 10 marry a wife, be slow.
 Be a good husband and you will ge' a cnny 10 speDd. penny Co lend and a penny for a friend.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

T-5 5 atHu lLDl aboat Go have a pain.
 e always knows US just about 10 Ian.
 -Ll many srlul iCret odluEs he is cursed His auto tire is just about c burst
 e always sees his country 8 eaTlg cCom
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

A curious thing about the trusts : that every man is trying to get In and, failing in this, is willing to de Dcunce them.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

A child that kicks and screams and holds it's breath, may not be good child; but it usually gets Wha it wants
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

What has become of the old-iasl toned man who said 10 every one met: Well, have you been a good toy today"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
Th, Man and HIs Party.

Do you think that man can con vince people that he Is greater than his party?'
 "Perhaps." replied Senator sorgh' un. but the only way he can do it is 10 make his party look exceedingly small"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

A man lately said, Excuse me, [ a toy. and the Joy nearly laint, leople are rarely petite 10 a boy.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
PESTS

The friend who meets you on the street and takes good ten-cent cigar out of your vest pocket.
 The talkative old gentleman who used to know you when
 The ncighbor who wants Co tell yos how to make your lawn flourish.
 The young lady upstairs who is jus, learning Madame Sherry" on the pI ano. when you have danced to it two winters.
 r~rrg '~an who has written the greatest musical comedy h the annals cf crime and can't get it pro drced
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

Young people rarely feel bad; it is the adults who get out of con dition because they eat too much, and don't s'eep enough.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

To you do all the thing you gTumhl' teeaEse other people don't dc?
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

Some men never ride in a carriage except at a funeral or an election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
Reflections of a sachIeor

Now York Press: Nearly every body tries for the lying championship.
 couple ia love can get sentimen tai over a steam radiator
 What makes a woman so proud Of her children is, that nobody else Is.
 The dam Of the reservior Of a mans money breaks every time he gets any.
 4 girl can't kept her secret engage ment to herself even it it hasn't hap pencd yet
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
Fl LAEy AAl~AE@A. S2S35 By ROY X. MOuGTON.

beck. h it should be recorded the various Lcmiiy scraps
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
Country Town
 Salipss

Men who manage everything els, pretty well.ca manage women.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

Kansas City Journal: T have got Co perform very distsstefui opera. ton this morning, remarked the em inent surgeon.
 What is that?'
 one of my rich patients wants nc Co take a little something on his bin
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
ACCORDING TO UNCLE AeNEa.

Hod Spink of this village went to Chicago to take a position as heavy william with stock company, but when they tried him out they found be was too light. He only weighs IT, pounds.
 old Man Stebbins has taken to his bed with a vioieet attack of misery in the spine of the back and VIII probably not 'e able to be around again until the haryestin' Is over. b happens this way every year.
 There arc a whole lOt ol ways to get rich quick besides playiH' the hoss races, but there are evidently a lot Of people in this country who are never gOin' 10 find 1t out.
 Anse Perkins says if his wife has her skirts much tighter next season be will have to carry her around on his back.
 It Is said that J. F. Morgan is be hind lot e enterprises, but be gen erslly ain't 50 very far behind.
 Hank Dobbs Is thinsin, about buy yln an 1ltmobile. ThiRkin about Is ii one of the best things he does.
 My idees of extravaganza IS fer teller who wears long flOwiu' Whls kers to buy a necktie.
 There is only one harder job thar bcin' elected president, and that !. hein' president.
 The more We see of tue world tho more firmly couyiIced we are that lot of good punkin' huskers Wal spoiled to make music teachers,
 Elmer Jones has got vacuum cleaner. a fircless cooker and an cleo tric tO4steF, and he says hs cant se' much use now in gettin' a wife.
 jt is all right Cor .. Nifc 10 use bel hus bands bald head for a mirror. hu there is no class tO usin his safet razou to slice bacon with.
 A Teller that hasn't aH osimObil, amt in it, but a feller that has so one. always Is. morning, noon an . night
 There is about s>mucn use tryip 10 tell travelling man or barbe a story that he ain heard before 2
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
A nANcE cAILER.

It was only tho other day that To-
 al woman. visiting iu the northern
 art of state attended Q ueighbor'
 c5l dance, and this is what she heard: SluJe yer pardners; let Ter 90: balance all and do-so-do; sW!ns yer gal and run a"ay; right and isIl and gsIts sashay; gets 70 the right and swing or cheat ou 10 the next Sai and repeat; balance next and con be shy; swing your psrd and swing
 CT high; bunch the gals and circle round: whack your feet until they sound: form basket; break away; swing and kiss and all get gay; ala man left an balance all lift your no lls and let 'em fall; swing your opposite
 swIng again; back ter partners do so do; all jins hands and Cff yer go.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

The valley path with flowers either side And place would fa.n abde The valley has peace, pleasure and wonder through walls by which the vale There cliff and and peak Until it meets he bending sky, far the seek And it is dark, il Is rough, but little
 leaves the meadows It finds the frownng walls between But it climbs and on md reaching high Until Iast he height shoulders the sky valley breathes its song of lazy rest And and until reach the cres, and and ssdei in misty nohngness the barren sunlmits fade, and white against the mountain side But who struggle up up he abidei valley place that drones in dull climbing path who struggled tEey vent on and batted up until they won the way for such brave souls bey Our valley of content truth, pleasing the sight thousand valleys the distant height r== S=esg1g i2lL E:ss zzZ---===-- -zzsl} as.f; E.. az=ssss sE77zaz- .---.-~-z-zE Ln. Y
 7bt fa b " (f Cbar-na
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

I sometimes think that the women get their pictures in the paper with cut an excuse A Chicago woman had her picture in 8 local paper lately. and this note of explanation wss printed at the bottom: Mrs. Geli7 FarEer Wcolson. who opCoses war i7 Europe
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

fconvrieht 1911. by George Matthew ''a~sn
 'rl b"zzirF snd projected stinVs. But it is aprarentIy all gone except an almost empty hone'oonb. Iudo'ent and uunprogressivc bears discovered tse store.
 The men vho made tNe constitution inc n'arveI of all civilization and the ,biaot o' adorarion hy the semi--ivii, ize4-tbe men aIs7. who. tho~Gl tbev did ror ohv='--Ilv aesiz. 'r tie r,eE'n- of rse ounsf'triiou Fe-celv aoorovea it and ~avrete5 only that it had not been made to reserve stin more power 10 the reople-au these bave been crowded away from the seats Of honor 'u favor Of those ~-Nora rra9r~s vvo- tFe raooIe arc at 'N- Nee. rNa1o~v ard vepriness of o.N,ea ~-~'-s.a.io-- e-o ~~~r +o zre -'~.oU
 -r-- -.s-.. .N- -ss os rein4 Q -o.-'~t .---o-' yvt~ h--o~e ta. ra~~'or of t"e -oo,ra -H9r t~e neo.
 '7 --'.N>c'E tbe D -r~- ~-'~r'z r,-v,-o -H 9 w-h- vents to be 2 ~7"zv1os resorwerT
 ---~. --~- .o "-Nar,o o---r7 7~s ,h- -~~~-e.s so- r-v tate ~es~~.Hils sseuming complete and cz-rlike control of the greatesr md rost glorious government on earth ard then come lack to the e,ore his own exclusive handiworl . and get taz'o-iously skinned? Any re marks by the Hon Engane Brady #nNSerU on the subject of the ingrat .fvde Of nroeressives as well as repu| lies will be heard with attention.
 Tbe Giants are some ball players in their own class.
 Now, we will have nothing to do bu get ready for the next election an' after that there will be nothing to en gage our attention but the election O , next year. There is more ennui thai anything else in this world
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

JO fCS KNOW tH.5 uNN'
 ltI. C < MlthCg
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

Ii a woman is a slovenly house keeper. she knows it. She should also know that the other women know Il, and roast the life out oi her.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

The Giants are some ball players in their own class.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

there is in tryin 10 learn the secret U the Spinks of Egypt
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26
puciishers of ~-F eisBEC DAILY REVIEW

sssuor ,.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

AdFertise b ths Review.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-26

IT. a Rs is9 ant ad-
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-12-21

In our account of the Agricultural
short course school last week, the
first lecture by Prof. Nystrom was
enormously reported in so far as his
statement of the ingredients of milk
was concerned. He stated that milk
should be between 65 and 70 degree;
temperature The ingredients of mill
should be water 81 per cent, solids
10 per cent. as follows: SO of fat,
| of sugar 81 of casein, Z of albu
men, and Z of ash.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-12-21

The Social Club met at Mrs. Flem-
ing's home Tuesday Music and the
discussion of questions pertaining 10
civic reform made the meeting very
pleasant one. Luncheon was served t.
twelve. The next meeting Will be on
January End, with Mrs. PiXley.