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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
CHILDREN AFFECTED By Mothers Food and Drink.

Many babies have been launched into life with constitutions weakened by disease taken in with their moth CTS milk. Mothers cannot be too care ful as to the food they use while nurs- ing their babes.
 The experience of a Kansas City mother is a case in point:
 T was a great coffee drinker from 6 child. and thought I could not do with out it. But I found at last it was do- ing me harm. For years I had been troubled with dizziness, spots before my eyes and pain in my heart, to which was added, two years later, 8 chronic sour stomach.
 ''The baby was born 2 months ago, and almost from the beginning, it, too, suffered from sour stomach. She was taking it from met
 Tn my distress I consulted a friend of more experience and she told me to quit coffee, that coffee did not make good milk. I have since ascer, tained that it really dries up the milk.
 1'So, I quit coffee and tried tea and at last cocoa. But they did not agree with me. Then I turned to Postum with the happiest results. It proved to be the very thing I needed. It not only agreed perfectly with baby and myself but it increased the flow Of my milk.
 My husband then quit coffee and used Postum and quickly got well of the dyspepsia with which he had been troubled. I no longer suffer from the dizziness, blind spells, pain in my heart or sour stomach.
 Now we all drink Postum from my husband to my seven months old 9aby. It has proved to be the best hot drink we have ever used. We would not give up Postum for the best coffee we ever drank" Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich.
 Get the little book, "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
 There's a Reason"
 Ever read the above ietters A new Gne appears from time to time. Thcy aEc genuine, true, and full of human anterest.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
MINER WEARS S15O,O0O LEG
Returned KIondker Thinks Cork Limb Best Depository for
 Wealth Accumulated.

New York.-Lured by stories of the discovery of gold in the Klondike, Herbert o. Manley of Washington, who was a street car conductor, drew from savings bank $200. After ten years in the wilds of Alaska he has returned, and, according to his inti- mate friends, should anyone succeed in pulling his leg" they would find a roll of $150.000 fresh from the United States treasury
 It would all depend, however, upon which leg is pulled The mans left leg is of cork and the hollow portion of the calf of the artificial limb is used by Mir. Manley as a safe deposit vault.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
ASTONISHED TIE aoLD MAN"
His 'Rah 'Rah Son by No Means the Dude" He Had Hitherto
 Seemed to Be.

The new governor of a western state has two sons One is big and husky like his father, but the other is more slight; and at times he rather sexes his father by his affection Of 'Eah- 'rah boy clothes and general air of lassitude and dudishness.
 The two sons and the father were in the library one night and the nams of a prizefght referee came into the conversation. The 'rah-'rah boy had been sitting by, twiddling his thumbs, but his ears pricked up at the mans name, and he drawled: T rather ltks chat chap. Hes all right"
 What do you know about him 7" the other brother asked. rather con temptuousIy.
 "Oh, he gave me shade the best of it one night"
 Gave you the best of it?" both father and brother shouted.
 Yes you see, 1 fight under tho name of Young Ryan and he counted pretty slow one time when I waa down. n."-Saturday Evening Post
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
SCIENCE IS LACKING
EARTH AND MARS ARE ALIVE
All Other Worlds Dead and Dried Up, Says Prof. Lowell in Lecture to
 New Workers.

New 9ork.-"Mercury and Venus are already dead and dried up worlds, Mars is rapidly approaching a state of Wr1nkled old age, and the earth is next In the procession headed toward the extinction of all life," according to Dr. Percival Lowell, head of Lowell ob- serVatory who Is in New York for a series of lectures before scientific bodies.
 Mars Is certainly inhabited by some character of organized life" Doc tor Lowell said in his opening lecture, and the Martians have far greater reason to deny that there is life on the earth than we have that they do not exist
 But there is no life on any other planets besides the earth and Mars, all other members of the solar system being either already dried I'D. so that life, animal or vegetable, cannot exist, or else, like Jupiter. Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. are much too young in world evolution, and therefore much too hot from interior sources. to ad. init of life of any kind
 On Mars. the clearing of the at mosphere, which has been going on since the paleozoic era, has reached perfection. Man indeed must be the
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
S3.5O RECIPE CURES
 WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY TROUBLES, BACkACHE, STRAIN
 ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops PaIn In the Bladder, Kidneys
 and Back.

wouldn't 1t be nice within a week or Sc So begin to say goodbye forever to the sscaldlng, dribbling, straining. or too fre- quent passage of urine; the forehead and ..he back -of-the-head aches; the stitches and pains in the back; the growing mus ssIe weakness; spots before the eyes; yell FSw skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eye Ids or ankles; leg cramps unnatural -ghort breath; sleeplessness and the de- apondency?
 have a recipe for these troubles that you can depend on, and if you want to make 0 QUICK RECOVERY, you ought Go write and get a copy of it. Many a doctor would charge you SS.50 just for writing this prescription, but I have H and will be glad to send it to you entire sy free. Just drop me a line like this: Dr. A. B. Robinson. K-2GO Luck Building Detroit, Mich, and I will send 1t by re- turn mail in plain envelope. As you will gee when you get it, this recipe contains enly pure. harmless remedies but it has great healing and pain-conquering power
 IL will quickly show its power once you use 1t, so I think you had better see what $f fig without delay. I will send you S copy free-you can use 1t and cure your. self at home.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
Rainbow Sheep or Goat?

New York.-Uno Topperwein of San Antonio, Tex, has a seven-colored sheep he wants to sell to the city. He has written to Mayor Gaynor saying that he got the sheep in Mexico and it's fleece is actually of seven distinct hues.
 He has sheared the sheep twice and has the colored wool to prove his story is true. If the city wants to buy the sheep, Uno will bring the animal on in person.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
A Ereuuent Sneaker.

4 member for a northern constit- uency, who was one day reproaehed by disappointed supporter for never opening his mouth in the house. repu- dated the accusation with indignation. Not a day passed, he declared, but that he said something; and it was reported in the papers, too. In con. firmation of his statement he pro duced the report of the last debate, and pointed triumphantly to tho Hear. hears" with which certain speeches were punctuated That's me" he said.-Tit-Bits.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
Georges Head on Coins,

London.-King Georges head on the new coinage much more closely re- sembles Prince Henry of Prussia than England's king.
 King Edwards coins were consid. cred too French, but to be distinctly German King George regards as a calamity. Amusement is expressed that neither the king nor any of his advisors noticed the striking resem. blance to Emperor Williams brother.
 Then the dies might have been de stroyed, but the coins have now been issued and it is too late to recall them
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
Critics.

Only competent critics can give competent criticisms" said Admiral Mahan, at the Immortals recent recep- tion in New York. "The ignobler the critic the ignobler the criticism-even of the very finest things-that he will pronounce.
 "A man in bar was praising a fla nous American journalist, a justly famous journalist, a journalist who gets out really fine paper.
 Yes, the bartender agreed, his paper is a good one. It picked two win nerst last week."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
ELECTRICITY ANAID

been possible to get out figures show ing the profit resulting to the farmer, because in some cases the wheat is not yet threshed.
 An installation to electrify the crops on 800 acres could be fitted up for $7500.
 The treatment is not good for peas or beans. It acts as 6 stimulant and not as food, having the same effect on the plants as sunshine.
 Plants are always taking electricity from the air, and the apparatus only supplies them with more. It is worked from spring until the end of summer
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

had soreness in each side, could not stand tight clothing, and was irregular. 1 was completely run down. On ad- vice 1 took Lydia E. Pinllham's Vege- table Compound and Liver Pills and am enjoying good health: It is now more than two years and 1 have not had an ache or pain since l do all my own work, washing and everything, and never have the backache any more. I think your medicine is grand and l praise it to all my neighbors. If you think my testimony will help others you may publish it"-Mrs. OLLIE WooDALL, Morton's Gap, Kentucky.
 Backache Is a symptom of organic weakness or Arrangement. If you have backache don't neglect it. To get permanent relief you must reach the root of the trouble. Nothing we know of will do this so surely as Lydia K. Pinkham's Compound.
 Write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass, for special advice. Your letter will be absolutely confidential, and the advice free.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
IF YOU HAVE A SECkLY
 YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

little stomach muscles, will immediately correct the trouble.
 This Is not alone our opinion but that of Mrs. N H. Mead of Freeport, Kans., whose granddaughter has been taking 1t successfully and of Mrs. J. R. Whiting of Lena, Wis, who gives 1t to her children and takes 1t herself. It is sold in fifty cent and one dollar bottles at every drug store, but if you want to test 1t in your family before you buy 1t send your address to Dr. Caldwell and he will for ward supply free of charge.
 For the free sample address Dr. w. B. Caldwell. POI Caldwell building, Monti- cello, III.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

sources of constant annoyance to an orderly Creator, for he is constantly interfering with the natural course of events.
 With city chimneys always belch- ing forth smoke and making it rain, man is responsible for more than half the bad weather of which he con- plains. On Mars the sky is perpetual ly clear from morning till night and from spring to fall
 While the water on the earth is slowly, but surely. disappearing through sublimation into the heavens, and sinking into the earth, on Mars the seas have already disappeared, though there appear to have been seas there ages ago."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

The family with young children that Is without sickness in the house now and then is rare. and so 1t is important that the head of the house should know what to do in the little emergencies that arise A child with a serious ailment needs a doctor, 1t Is true, but in the majority of instances, as any doctor knows, the child suffers from some intestinal trouble, usually constipation.
 There is no sense in giving it a pill or a remedy containing an opiate, nor is flushing of the bowels to be always rec commended. Rather give it small dose of a mild, gentle laxative tonic like Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, which, by clean ing out the bowels and strengthening the
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
Rattlesnakes Anpear Early.

The unusually warm weather throughout central Wyoming the last few weeks has caused large numbers of rattlesnakes to leave their dens and many have been killed by ranchmen and others. Not in the recollection of the oldest inhabitants have rattle snakes appeared as early in the year. Casper correspondence Denver Rst publican.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
CHEAPER THAN INSURANCE.

Mexican Mustang Liniment is made of the best oils and penetrates quickly, soothing and healing the affected parts
 IT makes good all losses occasioned by accidents and is cheaper than any insurance policy.
 IT will take curb off your horse or cure him of the heaves.
 IT will cure him of cracked heels or grease heels.
 No matter how long or deep-seated the pain, this old reliable remedy will kill it. 25c. Soc. s1 bottle at Drug & Gen'l Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

lions. Again they be-
 came scanty, were very thick and attend ed by burning and
 scalding. Soon a drop sical condition be- came manifest and I began to MnrrY. My
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

feet and ankles were bloated and was in bad way when l began with Doan's Kidney Pills. I used four boxes and was entirely cured"
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 30 cents a box. Foster -Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

my health was very bad and l had a
 continual backache
 which was simply
 awful. l could not
 stand on my feet
 long enough to cook
 a meals vi c t u a Is
 without my back nearly killing me,
 and l would have such dragging sen- s a tions 1 could
 hardly bear it, [
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

It is possible to have too much of @ good thing. The dog with the shortest tail runs the least danger of having tin cans tied to it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

Friend (consolingly)-So you've lost your job, eh? Well, don't worry about 1t. l reckon you was only wastin' yer time in place like that.
 Young Bill (sadly)-Yes, that's what the boss told me when @ fired me.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
A WOMAN'S KIDNEYS.
Are Often Responsible for Untold
 Suffering.

Mrs. W. H. Kaiser, Whitney, Nebr.. says: "MaHy times during the night I was obliged to arise because of too frequent passages of kidney secre-
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

It is sweet to feel by what fine spun threads our affections are drawn to- gether-Sterne.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

Inconsistency often means those deeds in another which l only half understand.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
Lloyd George to Visit United States

London.-Lloyd George, in reply to a petition from Welsh residents in the United States asking him to take part in Welsh gathering there, says that he will be unable to go this year, owing to public duties, but that he hopes to visit his fellow countrymen in the United States when his duties permit
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels Sugarcoated, tiny. granules, easy to take. Do not gripe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

The strongest symptom of wisdom in man is his being sensible of his own follies.-Rochefou
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

ALL UP-TO-DATE HoUsEKEEPERs Use Red Cross Ball Blue. It makes clothes
 clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

Better health is sure to follow the use ot the natural Herb laxative, Garfield Tea All druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

The measure of what We love and admire is the measure of our own worth-Dobson
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

A girl is always sure her latest love is the real thing.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03

If It's Your Eye Use Pettit's Eye salve for inflammation, stys, itching lids, eye aches, defects of vision and sensitivity to strong lights. All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo. W. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-03
THAT
 AWFUL BACkACHE
Cured by Lydia E. Pinknam's Vegetable Compound

Morton's Gap, Kentucky.-"I suf- fered two years with female disorders,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25

Entered as second class mail matter
at the Post Office in Lexington, Mis-
souri,.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25

location.
There is, perhaps, no one
thing so conclusive to indigestion
as a perpetual crouch. Lexing
ton has had one so lolg against
the Missouri Pacific Railroad
land there is a just cause) that
her case is chronic. She needs
a change of diet-something
new. The Commercial Club
might work wonders if it would
look through the markets and
bring in a dish worth while.
Boonville, only the other day,
secured a cob pipe factory, not
without effort, however. And,
Lexington cannot hope for any
thing better unless some effort
is made in the right direction to
show the industrial world that
this is a good place for factories
and the manufacturing of
articles of small tonnage
A new electric line will be
constructed South of the city
this coming Summer. Another
reason why Lexington should
burst the crust encompNsSing it
and show some signs Of fertility
by terminating some well
directed efforts toward securing
a connection with this line.
The time is non for the Com
mercial Club to get busy. The
old aches would be forgotten
in a renewed activity for a
greater future for Lexington.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25
FultOn-Slusher

Intent ON their mission Of Civ
ing their many friends the slip,
DR.. C. W. Fulton and Miss Gala
Slusher, accompanied by Mr..
and Mrs, L. D. Stowe, departed
on belated No. 10 last evening
for Trinidad, where they were
married shortly before 10 O'Clock
last evening at the Methodist par
sonage by the Rev. w. F.. Pitner
of that church. Without any
more fOrewarning than necessary,
the happy couple passed through
Ration on No. 9 this afternoon en-
route to Ell Paso, Texas, where
they will spend a two weeks hon
eymoon before returning to the
city and taking apartments for
the present at the Seaberg hotel.
Both the bride and groom are
well known in Ration and have a
host of well wishing friends who
would have enjoyed demonstrate
ing their pleasure in some inn
pressionable way. Mrs. Fulton
is a daughter of Mr.. and Mrs,
A. B. Slusher of Waverly, Mo,
and has been a resident of this
city for the past year and a half
during which time she has made
herself prominent in church and
social circles and has won a large
circle of admiring friends. Until
her new departure of last even
ing, she has been making her
home at the residence of j. c.
Warner on South Third street.
DR.. Fulton is a physician and
surgeon of this city, having come
here three years ago after grad
Iuating from one of Chicago's
leading medical schools and
spending a year abroad in post.
graduate study. His desertion
to the Ranks of the Benedicts
will cost him a heavy penalty if
lis numerous old bachelor friends
ever succeed in getting the upper
hand.
We join a host of well wishing
friends in extending to DR.. and
Mrs. Fulton our heartiest congrat
ulations and best wishes for q
long and happy married life
Ration Range, New Mexico.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25
The Lexington Intelligencer

a. W. ALLEN and 0. R. SELLERS
Editors and Publishers.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25
L~EXINGToN's FUTURE.

1t has been the dream of Lex.
ington people for years to have
a bridge across the Missouri
river Or a railroad South to the
Chicago & Alton, and many dol
lars have been spent in promot
ing one or the other. Perhaps
no one thing would contribute
more to the perpetuity of Lex.
ington as the county seat and
the metropolis of Lafayette
County, than an outlet to the
North or South; but, as failure
after failure has been recorded
against the realization of this
ambition, why not try to realize
on something else that would
make Lexington a more attTac.
tive field for railroad invest,
ment. Lexington could be
made a very attractive manufac
turing center. She has fuel in
abundance, water and lots of
room primarily the first things
to be considered in locating
manufacturing Establishments.
Lexington does not advertise
these advantages. She makes
no effort to attract factories,
when, no doubt, some could be
brought here if her excellent
facilities we're brought to the
attentions of those seeking a
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25

All communications to go into print
in the INTELLIGENCER must be
signed.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25

The Grand Jury, of the Feb
ruary term of the Criminal
Court, went a little beyond the
stereotyped form for a grand
jury report, viz; We have
visited the county jail,
the poor farm, etc, and
found them in excellent con
dition, etc, etc. Under the
second head the grand jury
recommends that the books Of
the County officers be examin-
ed by an expert bonded account
ant every four years. This
recommendation is made from
no suspicion Of the present in
cumbents of the various county
offices or any of their predeces
sors, but as a plain business
proposition, and no doubt will
receive the hearty endorsement
of every official and tax payer
in the county.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25
H~iggingville Notes.

The fair guarantors met Mon
day night and the following di-
rectors were chosen: L. L. Lake,
Geo. Scott, NJ. G. James, R. P.
SEWN, Daniel Hoefer, II. F.
Campbell, Daniel Holke, 7. j. Nil
Ter, E. W. Mollenkamp, William
Aackley and Alfred Hoefer.
Richard Pearson Hobson will
be one Of the Higginsville Chau-
tauqua attractions next summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. r. Plattenburg
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25

altitude to sea level proved too much
for me and 1 became afflicted with ca
tarrh and cold in the head. and general
debility to such an extent as to almost
incapacitate me for attending to my
duties.
II was induced to try Peruna, and
after taking several bottles in small
doses l am pleased to say I was entire
ly restored to my former normal condi-
ton and have ever since recommended
the use Of Peruna to my friends" 4
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-02-25

greatly re greet that this error should
have been made. 1t is the desire of
Hampton's Magazine to be accurate
and fair in all things. In II March
number we will publish this letter
and the foregoing letter of M .
Moffett.
Yours truly,
BENZ. B. HAMPTON,
President, Broadway Magazine, Inc.