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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

Mrs. George H. Coates, Mrs. Johl
Hornsby and Mrs. Jacob Kreie1s
heimer spent Tuesday afternoon al
the guests of friends on Staten Is
land.
Misses Ada Hope and Blanche
Rhodes enjoyed a trip to New Bruins
wick Tuesday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. l.. Brown, of Rec
Bank, former residents here, were Ii
town Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Page, Of Newark
have returned to their home after 9
visit with friends In town.
Mr. and Mrs. Child, of Elizabeth
have been visiting friends in Market
| street.
Mrs. Harry sprague, of Totem
vile. was a local visitor yesterday.
Mrs. George Smith was noticed
among the out-of-town shoppers
Wednesday.
Miss Nevada Beck, of Kearny ave-
nue., spent Wednesday In New York.
Joseph Dunn. OF Jersey City, is
visiting friends in this city.
Miss Dora Shapiro, of New Bruins
wick avenue, has returned home af-
ter a visit of several days as the
guest of friends In New York and
Brooklyn.
Mrs. David Dobbs, of State street,
has returned home after being en-
tertained by friends in New York.
Joseph Doris. of State street, has
returned home after visiting rela-
tives In New York.
Mrs. Samuel Polkowitz, of New
Brunswick avenue, is at the home of
relatives In New York.
Miss Alice McKenna, of New
Brunswick avenue, has returned
home after being entertained by rel
atives in Brooklyn for a week.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Doris and family,
of State street, have returned home
after attending the wedding of a rel
alive in New York.
Joseph Tracey, of Fayette street,
was the guest .of friends in Sewaren
last night.
Joseph Rosenberg, of State street,
has returned home after a sojourn
with friends In New York.
Miss Martha Anderson, of New
Brunswick avenue, is able to be
about again after an Illness of ~
eral days.
John Poulsen, Of Amboy avenue,
has returned home after visiting
friends In New York.
Matthew Urbanskf, of New York,
has returned home after visiting his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. F. X. Urban.
ski. In Washington street.
John Hrubec, of New York, is
spending a weeks vacation at the
home OF his parents in Hall venue
Miss Anna Jacobsen, of State
street, is unable to leave her home
owing to illness.
Miss Katherine Brown, OF State
street, has returned home after vls-
lting friends In New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Olsen, of Buck
ingham avenue. who have been vis-
ting friends In Jersey City, re-
turned home Tuesday.
Z. J. Veith. OF PIainfeId, spent
Tuesday as the guest of relatives In
Linden street.
Miss Martha Jorgenson, OF Staten
Island, spent Tuesday evening as the
guest Of friends In State street.
Miss Anna Clark, of State street,
has, returned home after visiting
friends In Woodbridge.
Mrs. Rose Cleary. of Prince Bay,
8. l., spent yesterday as the guest of
Miss Anna Hartung. In State street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Neonan. OF
New Brunswick avenue, are spend
sng several days as the guest of their
in Railway.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

Election of officers and plans for
a dance and reception to be held IN
January were made at q meeting
of the Central Social A. G. held In
their rooms in 2f9 Smith street, last
night. Edward Haiiahan was elect
ed president; Ambrose Brennan,
vice president: George Christensen,
recording secretary; Walter WASH
burn. financial secretary; Christian
Petersen. treasurer, and Thorvald
Rasmussen, sergeant at arms. The
following ball committee named.
Frank Grove, Charles Sheppard,
Bernard Dunn, Douglas Mcfarland,
Jr. and Thorvald Rasmussen.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
ROBERT FORBES WILL
SPEAK HERE TONIGHT

Robert Forbes. orator, author and
preacher, will lecture tonight at
Simpson Methodist Episcopal church
in the series of entertainments I'M
der the auspices of the Perth Amboy
Mems Club given this season. DR..
Forbes Is corresponding secretary OF
the Board of Missions and Church
Extension of the Methodist Episcopal
church and Is q forceful speaker.
He has spoken In many places
throughout the country to large
audiences. AS at the previous en-
tertainments of the club 1t is ex-
pected that another large crowd will
come out at this time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
A Central African Tree.

A remarkable tree has been discov-
cred about the region Of Lake Chad.
It's powers OF increase In every way
is remarkable In a few months an ex'
tenaive tract OF land, We read. be-
comes an impenetrable forest. In one
season II IS said to grow 10 tbs height
OF from four to i've meeers; in other
words. from ID to over 16 feet.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
TO START CANAL WORK.
etsts Engineer Says Surveys VIII Es
Made at Once.

Albany, N. K, Dec. 14s-Followina
the announcement Of the state board
of canyasssrs that the $19,000,O00 bond
issue for barge canal terminals had
been approved at the last election
State Engineer Benssl said steps would
be taken at once to put the plan ints
operation.
Land viii be acquired and surveys
viii be made for the docks, freight and
store houses IN New York, Albany
Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo and othei
cities along the canal. The actual
work Of construction, ME-. Bensel says
ought to be started In three months.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
OTHERS ALIVE IN MINE

Entombed Men Ars He--d Digging e
Rescue Parties,
Knoxville. Tenn, Dec. 14.-NoiseS az
Of miners digging have been heard By
members Of the rescue party In Cross
mountain. and these noises were 8lsa
heard by miners In the adjoining This
tie mine. It is now hoped that others
may be taken ont alive.
Eight more bodies have been
brought to the surface.
President Stephenson Of the con1pa.
ny claims that but eighty five men
-ore In the mine at the time of the
explosions ard thus far forty-Hever
bodies have been r0cosvs~a -@d av1
miners taken out alive.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
Enoouraaen1ent Enoucb.

"But why should you be so dreadful
iy surprised and disappointed when i
decline your offerY' she asked recent
ly. Il am certain that i never gave
you the least encouragement to pro-
pose 10 me-"
@You did" he cried bitterly. "You
gave me the greatest encouragement"
when"
when you told me your income was
$4,000 a year."-Cieyeland Plain Deal
Ell.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
Sarcastic wills.

One eccentric Frenchman directed
that a new cooking recipe should be
pasted on his tomb every day. and an
other F~renchman. who was 8 lawyer,
left $4,000 to d iunatie asylum, de-
ciaring that 1t was simply an act OF
restitution to the clients who were In
sane enough to employ his services.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
MISSING GIRL
is SOON FOUND

Burke Greenspan, the four-year-
old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Hyman
Greenspan, OF 154 Paterson street.
was missing for a time from her
home yesterday and 1t was feared by
her parents she would not return.
After the matter had been reported
to the police the girl WAS found.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
A. HUFF
IS IN UNIFORM

Hugh Steed, the newly appointed
patrolman, doubled up with Patrol
man John Durham last night. De-
tective Sergeant John A. Huff donned
his new pstrolman's uniform today
for the first time since he resumed
regular patrol duty.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

Guests were expected to drink too
freely OF liquors at castles in the
Scotch highlands years ago, and a
servant Is said to have once ex-
claimed: "Ach, It's sair changed
times at Castle Grant when gentlemen
can gang 70 bed on their ain feet,
whatever"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

As far IA the development Ct tins
glass industry in China Is concerned,
Ave factories have been erected In re-
cent years In the neighborhood OF
Tisatsin, two OF which ars In Japanese
hands. Their products are naostiy sold
a. the proysncs OF GILL
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
chlness g Maks History.

For the first time IN the history OF
athletes the Chinese are to compete
with other nations at the Olympic
games OF 1912. In the track and field
sports the students Of the University
OF Shanghai for three have been
coached By su Rngiishman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
WAS IN FARRAGuT's FLEET.

Old Weoass ahip psnsaooda Officially
Discarded.
Washington. Dec. AsIThe passing
OF another old wooden ship OF civil
war days was recorded here when the
q. s g Pensacola swRs stricken from,
the official register OF vessels OF the
navy.
The Pensacola WIS built at tho FTort-
day city yards Ia 1858 Her displace-
mHnt La a.0oa fens. IN the c. ".
xts was assigned 70 Admiral Farraguts
command and fought her way past ths
Confederate forts In the Mississippi,
bs5ow New orisans. In 18tz-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
staaiAa ! PLAY

Il can give you the part OF a bat
Ter.
Il couldn't take a small part Iiks
that"
sYou are evidently not used to so-
eiety drama. The butler hrs hts shars
Of the epigrams."-Pittsburg Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
CHASE TRAMPS
OUT OF TOWN

An overflow of tramps in this city
is being curtailed by the police, who
are daily sending them out of town
or to the county jail. Chief Of Police
Patrick j.. Burke has received num-
erous complaints about the Weary
Willies'' and in not a few instances
has he been obliged to detail patrol
men to certain parts to ~apprehend
some of them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
STEALS MONEY
FROM A TRUNK

John Hunter, of SO Fayette street.
reported to the police last night that
someone had broken into his trunk
and stole $50. Patrolman Charles
Quinn found the alleged thief had
disappeared.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

New Brunswick, Dec. 1~4:--Plans
have been completed for the dedlca-
tory exercises at the Lincoln school,
to be held Saturday afternoon at 2
o'clock, when the principal address
will be delivered By Rev. Samuel J..
McClenaghan. pastor Of the James
burg Presbyterian church.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

John Stark, of Parker street, had
two fingers on his right hand crush
ed while at work IN II u. ". n n
yards last nigItt. DR.. G.. w. TyrrelI
dressed the injured hand and has
hopes of saving the fingers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
Another BaconIsn Theory.

+They say Shakespeare was a bad
actor" "Yes," replied Mr.. Storming-
ton Barnes; but maybe Bacon started
that story to get even with Shakes
peare for taking liberties with his
manuscripts"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
Taken ia state Asylum.

5chn Albert, the insane man VINO
attempted to jump from a balcony
at the city ~almshouse yesterday, was
Etaken to the state hospital at Tren-
ton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
Man W. Admire.

Another man we admire is the n
who can button a new collar and at
the same time keep his temperate
peka Capital.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
STOP MEN MIXING
MORTAR on STREET

Patrolman Niels Tonnesen stopped
two men from mixing mortar on the
pavement In front of 40 Smith street
yesterday. The men were working
for the Public Service Railway Com
pany.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
DANISH BAZAAR TONIGHT.

With many fancy and useful artl-
Giles suitable for the holidays on
sale, the bazaar OF the Danish Meth
odise Episcopal church will be held
In Dana hall tonight, commencing
at 1880 O'Clock. The affair is being
held by the Ladies' Aid Society Of
the church, assisted by the other
organizations connected with the
church and Sunday school. Many
attractions will be seen at the bazaar
during the evening and refreshments
will be FOR sale. The ladies and
committee In charge have spared no
pains to make this affair a success.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14

The EVENING NEWS goes fnss
more homes In this vicinity than ans
~shar publication.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
BRIDGE CLUE MEETING.

Members Of the Bridge Club were
entertained yesterday afternoon at
the home of Miss Dora Waring, In
High street. The usual number of
games were played, after which a
social hour with refreshments was
enjoyed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
hi CLUB.

All club members are invited TO
attend q meeting of the Domestic
Arts Circle at the home of Mrs. G. D.
Runyon, f73 High street, tomorrow
afternoon at $3.50 O'Clock. Subject,
care and cooking for invalids and
sanitary conditions OF the sick
room"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
REt1NIOy FOR CLASS.

The reunion of the class of 1910
OF the high school will be in the
form of a dance and reception in the
Raritan Yacht Club house on Friday
evening, December 20. This year
each member Of the class win invite
one friend. The committee In charge
consists of Miss Katherine Oster.
huut. Miss Hattie Drost, Willard
Boughton and Charles Hinkle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-14
CLASS PARTY TONIGHT.

Members OF the junior class of
the Perth Amboy high school will
enjoy d class party tonight at the
home OF Miss Steiner.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17
,S6ledtcs Sentih."

aui elmer Heiic traien bon ,inse.
i1br ein Morooeutiher. ein @iirttem-
berger uno Elm Sd)pei5er sniammeh.
Ter SdNmeiSer ersdblte piel bon iei.
men Aciicn mo %scbraud)te babel
offers bas beimatblite Soiom: rs
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17

bi eii". Sn elmer Yaiiic fragte Der
NoroOeitihe ben @iirttcmberger.
mos rs bi igir~ eigcntlif beiBen iol,
woraitf Der bieoere Shipnbe crrpi,
oerte: 80, miiie Sc, Dos. is q
idldhts Gelttif, Dos ioa belize: ]
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17
STANDARDIZATION.

Sauptmam: aanonier Stopicl,
fonnen Sic mir mobl jascn, bel mcl.
der 9%elegenbeit miBer i'm offenen
Jelo Die sesogenen 8eifiise portbeil.
baft perwenoet merben?
aanonier: 3u 9eiebl. @ir ban.
gen IN Ser aaiernc Die 9ompagnic.
@Gihe braaf.
Saiptmam: 9ari Ser Soloot lei.
men &ommistabaf pe%rfouien2
aanonicr: Nein. err bari es niht.
Sauptmann: @arum?
aanonier: @eil er fiir Die 3ipili.
lten 5i itarf lit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17

~ NNOohS " Ny Nh
bensfranf, ino ser Sersog, Der ibn
auBeroroentlih ihdste, begab iifl in
oos aranfen5immer, Inn lid nab iei'
mem gefinoen 81 erfnnbigen. Der
Sausboimeiiter lag gerabe i'm Ster.
ben uno rid)tete lid MIR nit Miibe
ailf, inoeni er babel nit matter, faint
borbarer Gimme i'm Con Der tiefiten
ltntermiirfigfeit iagte: .Id, gtG.
bisitcr Serr, nebnten Sic es mir bod
ia nid)t libel, bob ih III Sbrer @cgen.
mart iterbe."
SIM boditen 8raoe eeriibrt, Der.
iestc Der Ser5og: % mein Better,
eeniret Sic iih nihtl" ltnb Der
6dusbofmeiiter periditmte nift, bon
bieier @rlaubniB iogleid) 8ebraud) 81,
mafen -oH. .. Staats5ts."
Ser aablfopf Dor Geridt.
,Seuse (ber gariS fabl iif): ,als
id iab, ipie oer anseflaste Die Sid.
germ bebanoelte, iirto mir Die 9aare
5u gerge eeitanbcn."
ErGiioent: .Seien Sic porIihtts,
Sic iagen bier inter Clio aus"
- - y
GnsiglifJ.
Sic iheinen mid iiir einen gicl
5u balten?"
.Gurhaiis nift, aber meme Mei.
nlng lit ourd)alls nift nlaBsebeno."
= -
Webc!
Wirtb: ga fommt Ser Wcinrei.
ienbe, Der inns 10 angeifmiert bat.
Srau, ben fannit OH nal abfertigen;
er bats ebrlih peroient!"
&&X
Gin Winf NIT benz Sannpfabl.
Serr (im Giienbabnfonpee): nSest
fGbrt Der 3us ihon brei Stunben."
Sr1nlcin: ,Sd, IN Der ,3eit fonnte
moit lid beinabe nerlobt baben!"
9oppeliinn.
StraBenbGnbler: ,@oselfitter ge.
f1aig? Sic, Serr, nebmen Sic mir
mos abb"
rGtee, oa miibt' id ia II @osel ba-
ben!"
- - y
ainoermmnb.
@iGp: .Eapa m,B irgeno etrpas
aeiaat baben, mas DIANA ge1rgeri
bat. ga, penn Der 8eiu1 fort lit,
friegt er'sl"
3lara: .@ober peibt Oh bas?1
@iap: Isle iast iest nSieblins"
su ibm!"
Bon Der SdJmiere.
Director (sum SeloenOariteIer)
oGben lit Der Serr Seifenfabrifant
nod Accommodation Sic Sr, ba6
Sic in Sbrem aroBen Ionoloe aud
feline Grooufte irseuopie in empfeb.
lenbe erinnerung bringen %fomneu!"
- y
Sdreflifj.
geamter Gum 8eifGitsporiteber
.gnti6uIbisen sic, Serr 8oriteber,
oaB ih mid peripGtet babe. aber mir
batten cine ~befreiinbete 9eihe. Die bat
lid etipas in Die 2anse geSosen."
- - -
0nShaff.
o.: SD iage Sbnen, mein Iieber
g., burd SdaSen tuiro man flus, i'd
feune oas."
s.: yTann baben Sic pobI tpenig
Shaoen in ibrem 2eben sebabt."
&xx
Der idalfbafte YoliseifommiTar.
IoIi5eifommiiior (bei Ser Mbiper.
rung): .Sier fonnen Sic nift ourf),
mein Serr."
sd bin aber Mrst limb min su
einem &ranfen!"
.@an5 esal; Sic miiiien einett I'm.
meg MAIDEN. ,no menn Sbr Yatient
in5wiifJen geiuno meroen i%olte!"
So
@erlofeno.
Sect, Gepi, nintm d. s'iamm-
menn on mir bon Dem Serrn Siim.
pile 8eIb fiir Die Stieiel mitbrineit.
nada-sib aft-nada fannit beiit'
Nittas mel gratenidiiiierl ai,slefen.
&1&
Die Madt Der SSnc.
Batter (oer am Seniter iist, az lei.
ner 5ofter): nMit 9einem Sinecn
rifteIt Oh nod rehtes llnheil an;
iett polte ii6 elm Habfabrer Die
Sbren 5ubalten, oils err boriiberfubr,
u,o babel mare er beinabe beruntcr.
g%epurSelt!"
~ - -
Mnd iein 8ntes.
Shwieserpater: 30 lit 9eine
Srau9"
Sitneer gbemann: .Sn Der Sui
frasettenperiammlrtng, claude ih."
Sfmieaerpater: ,1as lit bod elm
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17

gteHstnp, br,t II
beute Radt ielbit u~nsebeiier arm
por!" j
n3ipeifelos," %antiportete Der Sprc.
der, Limo mir si ipdt gefommen.
Sic baben gelpiB id)od groBe Gum.
men fir anoerc ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
geopfert2"
.9tcin," ertpioerte baralii Scr Irtl.
timiaion1r, roos lit es nihtl-Weinc
6ran bat iid elmer. nenen Sut &c.
fault"
Stcigcrmne.
.Saben Sic bette sbeto 3eit. mid,
81 beiuden, ober lino Sic tbGtig2"
Sp%ernidneer: .Seut Nbeno bin
id iosar w%obltbdtisy ih iinse it Ell.
nem Wobltbatigfeits -aon5ert."
$50
0elnngemc NmsrcSc.
Meiiterin: ySdliugcl, rpie fonn-
teit on MIR Die @rrit ans Dem aorbe
b%erlierem?"
9ebrIins: Sid, Weiiterin, aii
Dem 0ege nnbm ih Den Gedel ob,
unb als ih Die Murlt iab, oa-ba
tpar lie perloren!"
Appetititillnns.
.@esbalb Grgerit 9u Ieinen ar.
men Wann MN 9eraoe pieocr Dor
2iih?"
,Sonit iBt ct mir 5iipiel-uno ih
babe beltc nift seni,g gefoft."
xx&
9Gft tief blifen.
arst (sur 6rau 0es aranfen):
.Srau Suber, Sic oiirien Sbren
Mann rift aacin laiien, ba Sic ibm
itets in angemeiienert HaliIen etpas
perobfolgen miiiIen."
6rau Snber: .gepabr' mid Ser
Sin,mel, 4err 9oftor! Sd mero'
meinen Wann bod nift iflagen,
tpenn er franf it'll"
&yx
Msmanpbraie.
.InBer Dem @cbea cii,es Sunoes
mar ueit irno brett feline meni1lide
Gimme gu boren."
- - -
GmpiinbIiG.
,Warnm bait 9u oenn Die @erlo.
biins NIT 9einem 8rdltisam aufse-
boben2"
.Gu peiBt, ih bin SemperenSlerin
itub benfe 9ir MIR, Der Menid fat an
ieinem 5aidenmeIier einen Sort
sieber!" ns
xJx 4s3a u az
Der be~riorslidJe 0ahstber.Gstu
Limb oab ibr mir bei,te sum Tt-
ner feline natiirlid,en 8liinlen anf Die
5afel itelt-es fommen spei gese.
tarier."
4yS s.
Rid,t einsesansen.
.Sasen Sic, SER NSsieIier, es iii
0od] pirflih mobr, BOB Die Serbeira-
tbeten LANCER leben, ais Die 2eoi.
gen2" q y
nNein. mein ~snSbiees GrGmIein, cs
fommt ibnen blob ldnser nor."
- - - ''~'
Sdwunsuolf.
Der nelte 3%immerherr (empGrt) f:
.8as lit oenit bas fir cine @irtb-
ihaft bier inn SauIe! @lS i'd bcl,tc
Hadt iiber Den aorrioor aina, floa
mir pI0slid elm Yaar Stiefel an oen
8opi!"
@irtbin: rId, entiduloigen Sic
nrr. Die wiro sewiB Der Stloioius
8ttmmel gum Busen berauseeItelt
baben."
2eid)t gebulfen.
ygbuarb. es lit Jest sur @cgel se.
iporoen, baB Der Sabn frGbt, menn
Gm nah Saiiie fommit!"
so itih oas 8ieb bod ab!@
= - =
@aidfran AMI Dem &atbbanie.
.Serr 9iirsermeiiter. IN Ser Sci.
titns itebt. baB Die @aife fir oas
ainoerboipital am Dem Siibmiiiions.
meg perseben miro. Sd mod,te Die
WGihe germ iiberncbmen, .ober id,
laufe ihon ben saitSen Gag in Ser
Stabt berum itno fam ben Submit.
iionsweg nift finben. 8ie fommt
man 6enn bort bin?"
- -
Sm Eanoptifnm.
.Gas lit meiner Meinnns naf elm
aattj semeiner Shminocl. Sic oil.
noneieren: Der merffpiiroiaite
3nerg Der Welt," lino babel lit ibr
io%geiannter 3wers 10 3entimeter
groB."
r9as lit eben bas Merflpiiroise bel
Der Sahe. Soben Sic ifon ie einel
iolfen groBen 3lperg geiebeu?"
- =
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17
@eoanre Den Mmltimiaionar.

Multimiaiondr (trauris alif cine
s%lboronutg bon WGnncrn blidenb,
Die gcfommen iino. i'm Inn cine aroBe
Smmme az bitten): .@s tout mir
aufrihtis leio, BOB ih Sbnen oas
8elo pcrpeisern miB. meine Serrcn;
bod slaubcn Sic mir, i'd fomme mir
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-10-17
spab muB aud iein.
Nas lcbtc wort.

Vulltit UullS.
sd miinifte, if) mare es audi"
%ieiif5te bieier.
.Iann miirihte i'd, id mare eS
nift," entgeenete lie idynca; ulo Der
aompf oauerte fort.
y y -
rMcine @ndoisite."
9oB nienlano Ser @elt nod trai,ell
ipate, oas fam man am belten odral
erfenneit, baB maj Die o~lerunen1-
bieiten lSral,en INNER mtB nMteine
8ndoigite" nennen.
- ~
Mnsenebmes WihucritGnbnik.
Sran' Seitelbounl: ,3u, Oh Bit
eeitern abenb serpeien in DC Stuoen.
tenfneipe. @os Daben lie oenn oa &C.
maft?"
Serr Siibor 6eitelbaiun: r8roB-
artig mars! Sc baben geiungeit q
ihaines 2ieo mir Bu gbren: @au,
oeamus Siioor!"
"
Gr hat reft.
Iater: 60, @iap, mn, ieee lid
bin iinb made Geine Shularbeiten.
Tns muB Dir ooh Spab MAIDEN.
@iap: 8cpiB, lieber Yapa. gber
INNER ut man bod nidt sum Spab
anfgelegt.
Mnf ~ltmiuesen.
9anfier (slt einem 9efannten, feline
slitiihtsforten : Sammluns 5eieeno)
.Seben Sic, oieie aarte aus &anaoa
foltct mid 5000 Gollarsl"
Der 9efaunte: n@ie lit oas MIR
moglih?"
9anfier: pa lit mir nal Elm
adiiierer nit 5000 Collars burbge,
gangen, itno Die bat er mir oann aus
aanaoa geididt."
Iroieiipr Ser gitronomie at ieinen
Shiilern: rWeine Serren, pern lie
Den groBen gdren senau beobahten
pollen, 10 fommen Tie beute abeno in
mein aabinett."
I1
Gin 8eiienber
iaB in einem 8aItsimmer BEL Glide;
ba trat iein 9iitider berein unb mel.
bette: n@nabieer Serr. Die Iferbe
baben iefreiien; menn Sic bamit fer
zig iino, fann's peiter iebn."
- - -
lteberraid)nns.
arSt: rSbre Srau bot iif slpei
&ippen eebrohen, aber gliidli1er-
neiie iino eS MIR bic fali6en."
8atte: n@as, ibre. &ippen iino
aud) falid."
S6d)ite Sdncaisfeit.
~: Son GrpreBsns fdbrt bod,
pirflid furbtbar idnea."
g.: ga, bas itiinmt. Sd bate
neulid nod niht nal cine Sabrfarte
gcloit, oa fubr er ihon ab."
- - -
Die f~antippe.
Sreunb: ,sllio 9ein Wann
raift, ipielt uno trinft nint2"
Sunse Srau: ,gtein. id) mar audi
sanS enttGuid)t, oils mir beiratbeten
--oem fonnte ib rein gar nidts Der.
bicten!"
WifperitGnbniF.
@r bate Die gntoetfnng semaft,
Dob iein Saar alls5ltgeben begann
uto oesbalb ieiiten Barber gu @atbe
ge5ogen.
Sic baben mir 5tpei 6laifen bon
bieiem 3eugs perfauft, oaB oas Saar
pieoer padien ioa."
,gs lit mirflid ionoerbar, DAB es
niht wieoer madden wil," interbrad,
ibn Der Barber. sd fam sas nidt
p%eriteben."
sd pia linen etfpas iagen," Der.
ieste Der Serr, les fommt mir niht
oarauf on, nod cine neitere Slaidc
81 trinfen, aber oaS muB Damn Die
lcste iein."
- - y
S6diter &eipeft.
Inter Den aui5eihnuneen bes
TrinSen bon 9igne finoet iif Elm
merfpiiroiees geiipiel bon Der inner.
meBlifen 9epotion, NIT Ser Die @clt
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"
@eim 3abnarst.

Yatieut: yGas lit ia ihon Der
sweite unrcdtc p3abn, Den Sic mir
ausSieben!".
3abnarst: .Ias tblit mir her5lidl
lcio; "a Sic ober mir brei batten. 10
meroe i'd wobl icst ben ridtigen ans.
Sicbeu."
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Sm Yanoptifnm.

nGas lit meiner @teimins nad Elm
gatt5 gemeiner Shminocl. Sic an.
noneieren: Ser merfipiiroiaite
3merg Der Welt," nno babel lit ibr
%iogenannter 3wers TO 3entimeter
groB."
r9as lit eben bas Merflpiiroise bel
Der Sahe. Saben Sic ihon ic eineil
iolfen groBen 3fperg geieben?"
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d.
Big.

Seiui q bos
iou perIaGeu.
attsn I~iea.nos
s-9
er Epporfion
FlGtei.
r1Sanpiaag4n
IN iaT,rN" Ga
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