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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
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Q POTATO HILL PHILOSOPHY. Q
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The trouble with modesty is that
half the time if you don't butt in
you don't get in.
Every widows money is exagger-
ated.
A prophet and seer occasionally
makes a good guess; but usually he
is insane.
Employer and employee know
each other almost as well as hus-
band and wife, and are almost as
quarrelsome.
have robbed myself oftener than
others have robbed me.
Your dog doesn't amount to any
thing, of course, but you hate to see
another man kick it or another dog
whip it.
What contempt en- idle mans wo-
men folks have for him!
He'll disappeared long ago, except
as members OF the human family
raise it.
Unless a man amounts to a good
deal he should not say he has done
his best.
Every man must do his own re-
form work; he cannot delegate a
leader to do it for him.
When a man wants to fight, don't
hold him; let the man he wants to
fight hold him.
Had the old-fashioned children
acted as the present generation are
acting. there would have been no
children; their parents would have
beaten them to death.
A certain woman has caused three
men to he shot in six years. That's
too many.
The best of them like to play a
little with fire.
Why are women's stockings SO
long and mems socks so short?
Whatever a mans age, when he
hears a dog barking in the woods
he has desire to go and see what
the dog has freed.
When a man can't afford to build
two-story house his wife calls II a
bunPalow.-[From E. w. Howes
Monthly.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
NEW POET IN CONGRESS-
ROAST ON THE TARIFF

Washington, May 5.-The House
of Representatives can boast of an
other humorist in the person of
Congressman Kent, of California.
During a dignified debate on the
farmers free list" bill, Mr.. Kent
opened with an amusing roast" on
the tariff laws in general, as his
maiden effort, and ended with the
following poem, which threw the
House into an uproar:
HE makes it clear to me
That what l lose | gain, you see;
And on such things as clothes and
shoes
I seem to gain, but really lose.
Thus, If buy my socks too low,
They'll still be higher-he says So
And shoes l thought were high last
fall.
Were really low shoes after all.
If | pay less for shoes,
Or hats, the maker has to lose;
And II he loses, then, you see,
He charges up the loss to me.
Now when l have to pay him more,
He reckons profits to his store,
And Duncan finds a share for me
In all this prosperity.
The speeches shed a radiant light
Upon the theme and make it bright;
/ merely read them Ger and DER
To find more's less and less is more.
In buying hat, or coat or vest,
Bears cheap, and cheap is dear at
best;
Highs low, lows high,
Fairs near, near's far,
Whites black, blacks white
And there you are"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
NATURE TELLS YOU
AsMany a Hartford ReaderKnOws
Too Well.

When the kidneys are sick,
Nature tells you all about 1t.
The urine is natures calendar.
Infrequent or too frequent action;
Any urinary trouble tells of kidney
ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ills.
People in this vicinity testify to
this.
Mrs. Ann E. EDifman, 619 Critten
den St., Greensboro, KY, says: "oul
son, aged sixteen years. was TROUBLED
by weak kidneys. He was compelled
to pass the kidney secretions too fire.
quently, which was very annoying.
We read of Doan's Kidney Pills and
seeing what other people were saying
about them, decided to give them a
trial. They removed the difficulty and
our boy is now in good health"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
ents. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
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9 SPRING. 6
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Spring is depicted by the magma
tive painters as a lady who wears a
demi-Salome costume and trips
lightsomely over the fiowery mead.
Spring is described by the poets as
a goddess who sings in a clear, tri
umphant voice a Daean of joy.
70 real spring is a square-jawed
woman who wears a heavy storm
suit, rubber boots. an old hat, car
ries a dilapidated umbrella and is
looking for a drugstore to buy Il
cure for the grip.
If she sings at all she sings bass,
for her throat is sore.
Any woman who would come ont
in the spring climate dressed as the
artists depict Spring, would be in
the hospital before night, and if she
tried to sing, they would spray her
throat with listerine and give her
antitoXin.
This thing of tripping lightsome-
~ over the flowery mead will be all
right in August, but not in the
spring.
TO be registered on a photograph
disk in good weather. If Spring
knows her business she will wear 2
Any song Spring sings will have
n,uffler and snOWshOes II Chicago
Post.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
The Real Reason.

Adam sat down. 81 am the great
est man in the world" he said to
himself; 1.-The wisest sage, the big
gest financier and captain of indus
try; I hold all the records from the
hundred-yard dash to the Marathon;
my wife is the best dressed woman
in the world; am the best dressed
man. Gadzooks, am too good to
be true; I will eat of the fruit of the
tree of Evil. life.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
FLIES SHUN BLUE PAINT,
ALSO HOPS, SAYS DOCTOR

Dr.J.S.Crumbine, Secretary of the
State Board of Health, has learned
of two methods by which the COM
mon house fly can be kept away
from the kitchens and barns. One
is to paint the barn and kitchen
blue, almost any shade, and the 9TH
er is to grow hops around the doors.
The blue-paint idea came from
France. where two scientists. Marie
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
KEEP THE MONEY AT HOME
HOME INTERESTS NEED 1T

1t is generally accepted as good
municipal policy to hire your own
home laborers to do public work.
In few cities could you get vote
to let public works to outside con-
tractors If outside labor was to be
employed.
And yet some of our people will
slip out OF town quietly, thinking
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
What's the Use

To suffer with sore eyes when one
25c tube of Sutherland's Eagle Eye
Salve will cure you? We guarantee
it. You risk nothing. It's creamy,
snow white ointment. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10

Correspondents of The Herald
Please give the residence of all visi-
tors whom you name, also the resi-
dence of the ones they are visiting,
and mention only those who go to or
come from distance. People who
visited their neighbors is hardly con-
sidered news.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10

4 Pioneer q" Modern Business.
CAPTAIN Kidd told how he buried
his tressr~e.
81 merely used fling system to
show where it was" he cried.
Herewith none wondered it was
lost.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
BiIiousness and Constipation.

For years I was troubled with
biIiousness and constipation, which
made life miserable for me. My APP
petite failed me. ] lost my usual
force and vitality. Pepsin prepare
lions and cathartics only made mat
tiers worse. / do not know where l
should have been to-day had not
tried Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. The tablets relieve
the i'll feeling at once, strengthen
the digestive functions. purify the
stomach, liver and blood, helping
the system to do its work naturally.
Mrs. Rosa Potts, Birmingham,
Ala. These tablets are for sale by
all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
A GREAT GATHERING
OF TRAVELLING MEN

Huntington, (W.Va.) will. in June,
be the gathering place for more
travelling men and their families,
than any other city the State has
ever entertained in its history. The
Grand Council, made up of repre-
sentatives from Maryland, the Vir-
ginias, Kentucky and the District of
Columbia, will be on hand. as we'll
as hundreds of others who always
attend these meetings. Huntington
will be at it's best in June, and ev-
cry one who comes will receive the
best of treatment. Preparations are
being made to take care OF a large
crowd, and there is no danger of
anyone not being suited with the
entertainment to be provided by the
local committees. The out-of-town
merchants and buyers have special
invitations to attend this meeting,
thereby affording those who call
upon you every week or month, in
business wav, to entertain you So
cially. The Chamber of Commerce,
Board of Trade, and Business Mems
Clubs are cooperating with the
travelling men to make the meeting
a great success.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-10
U. c. V. Reunion, Little Rock, Ark,
May 18th to 18th.

Mdf lOtn W Iotns
For the above occasion, the L. &
NJ will sell round-trip tickets at
$9.15, dates of sale, May 18th and
18th.
Final Limit of Tickets-All tick
cts will be limited to reach original
starting point returning, not later
than midnight of May 23d, 1911,
unless extended at Little Rock, by
depositing ticket with J. e. Henne-
gan, special agent, with a fee of
fifty cents, before May 23d, ticket
will be extended to final limit to and
including June 14th, 1911. Any
one desiring to attend this reunion,
will please advise me three days be-
fore date of going, so as to secure
tickets.
17t3 H. E. MISCHKE, Agt
The evening world., 1911-10-24
widows Curiosity DpinGs ues
Fortvne Of asOO 900.

Mrs. Theresa l.. Janson OF Mil VAL
ley. Cal. has her curiosity TO thank for
an $780, 900 fortune. She poked around
in an old trunk that for ,hirty-two
years had been knocked sroun In cali
~fornla. and hidden In the bottom found
the fortune In Mexican Government Sc
curitics.
The trunk had belonged to her nus
band. a Mexican Government employee.
who died suddenly.
The evening world., 1911-10-24
Waus of Women in the NeWS
vile Had Husband ArresteH be
easse Ne Objected toQDog IN Bed.

VILE Had uusbamA ArrcsteA be-
easse Ne Objected toSDog In Bed.
Because he would not sleep With his
wlYe's dog. Harold Mason. an expert
accountant OF Pittsburgh. must pay a
- nne or 20 10 jail. Mrs. Mason had
eaikd the police and ordered them TO
arrest that brute"
IAN I did. Judge he explained. was
- say that ID dog Is snoring. Liz
-, and l can't sleep because It's ncas
~ biting me- When she knocked me
nat I told her the dog could no longer
sleep between US. II was all right unth
Il hogan TO collect Meas"
Mn. Mason said Your Honor. as
COG II Just like a human. and w.ien
the clock strikes nine every night he
era wis under the covers. Harold never
Kicked untii this morning"
Womau's Death Caused by an A.
tack Of succsinE.
A A, Of sncezing caused tho death
Of Mrs. Philip Kober OF Sewburgh,
n. y.
The sncezing started several days
aeo n continued until trouble dc ell
oped IN the middle ear. resulting in an
abscess on the brain.
Woman soon to Have ONLY Eight
Toes because of Tight shocs.
Woman Is doomed 10 go about with
only four toes to "a foot. unless she
takes TO wearing larger shoes. record
ing 10 Prof. Bergman, late OF the Uni
versity Of Breslau. Germany. but row
OF Los Angeles.
He explains that tight shoes dcfo:m
the gre,t and little toes, retard the cir
cuiatirn make colder blood. and thus
cause the fair sex 10 progress toward
reptiiII n characteristics. II tight shoes
are aot tsoooed. the little ''plnkle' on
each foot will gradually disappear.
Harse Prefers Durytng tho Dend
to NursiWk the Living.
4 trained Nurse OF Richmond. Va,
has N-itten to the Postmaster General
10 ssl now shc may become "a .ady
smbaimer and f~ull-fedged undertake
eress."
Whether her present profession mas
spened her eyes TO the possibilities Of
the n she seeks she does no, say, pu,
en- kas been told where she can take
The evening world., 1911-10-24
Twin sisters Are ~ Years ola ~
SIN In Oood Health.

Among the oldest win In connecti-
cut are Mrs. Sarah l.. kceney and Mrs.
Mary ~. sisar Of New London, who are
scventy-nvc and stIll in good health.
Two other sets are Allison and Addi-
son Bunnell OF Plymouth. eighty-three.
and Charles and George Buckley. aged
eighty-four. All are In good health.
The evening world., 1911-10-24

a course In emblsming and undertake
ms.
The evening world., 1911-10-24

OATM EAI.> PAPERS. 30
inches wide. all coiors. sold
only with cut out borders. in
iruit and floral effects; O.
value 2yc.; roll. ~
The evening world., 1911-10-24

ELEGANT GILT PAPERS.
cretonne effects. two-tOne
reds and green's. with or
IS Inch borders: val S1lr
u- l5c.: roll ..... "/NS
The evening world., 1911-10-24

PlPEKS TOR PAJtIIOI
uintng rauns. halls. In en-
giant VbrIish.d gold effect
heavy printed ingrains
crown effects; values
10 a5c.s roll .......
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
MAUI AGRICULTURAL COMPANY
HAD PROFITABLE YEAR; PLANS
To MAINTAIN ALL Dividends

Annual meetings of Haiku and Paia
plantations, and q the co opartnered
Maui Agricultural Company, were held
tors, Alexander K Baldwin, Ltd in
the StangenWald building AS with all
the sugar properties for which Alex
ander 4 Baldwin are agents. the pre-
diction Is made that the regular diVi-
dends will be maintained, and the sit
uaton is characterized as optimistic.
For the Haiku Sugar Company,
Treasurer j p Cooke reported assets
of $1,6S5, ,45063, liabilities of 81 ,500,O 900
Capital stock), and surplus Of 1885,
450.G3. Profits for the year 1910 are
placed at $lG4,S3S.30, proceeds from
sales of real estate at $Gi5, and eX-
penses of $23730 general expense and
IL per cent. dividends, or $1G5.OOO, with
a small balance carried to surplus ac-
count
For the Paia plantation, Treasurer
Cooke reports assets of $2523, ,539 SO,
liabilities of $3.50, 900 Capital stock),
and surplus of $275.53J33. Profits in
the copartnership are placed at $247.
2574G, Dividends, II per cent, amount
ed to S247, 800
The Maui Agricultural Company the
CO. partnership, has wiped out a debt
of $225,9O0.59 during the year 1870
according to Treasurer cookies report
and has credit balance of more than
$4,000 with the agents. Assets are
placed at $6.O57 .092 so. and liabilities at
1876, ,S0052, with surplus of $l,0S1,-
2919S
Total receipts for sugar less mar
keting expenses, are placed at $2,l73,-
AIS 81, and receipts from other sources
at more than $4,000 Expenditures
were $1,723,12207.
The Maui Agricultural Company
consists of the following partners; Paia
plantation, Haiku Sugar Company, Ka-
lialinui plantation, Makawao planta-
tion, Kula plantation, Pulehu planta-
tion and Kailua plantation.
II. A. Baldwin, manager of the Maui
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
Alfonso Would
Probe Filipino
Representative From Hawaii
Asks For immigration
Investigation

The first matter up was commu-
nication from the Honolulu supervis-
ors enclosing a resolution making the
'Liliuokalani premises" at Kapalama
into a park and asking for an appro-
priation from the Legislature. Re
ferred to the Committee on Public
Lands.
Director Wall of the Floral Parade
sent an invitation to the House mem
bers to view the parade from the Off
cial reviewing stand. It was gladly ac-
cepted.
kanekoa of oahu introduced bill
amending the municipal act. Ii is an
outsroNtn of the trouble between the
mayor and Board of Supervisors Under
the proposed amendment, any city or
county officer may be impeached be-
fore the Board of Supervisors sitting
as an Impeachment board The mall
feasance must be charged by 100 vot-
ers. The board Of impeachment is
made the final authority, with power
to remove any officer If found guilty
The Supreme Court may review the
decision on a writ of certorari Mem
bers of the Board of Supervisors may
be tried before the Supreme Court The
bill passed first reading by title and
was sent to the printing committee.
The House had an interesting morn
ing session and adjourned at 1890
until . o'clock this afternoon
Several bills and resolutions, EN-
Continued on Page g.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
SENATE NEEDS
ONLY $4,000

"And the sum of $4,000 Is hereby
appropriated for the purpose of de-
fraying the expenses of the Legisla-
ture of the Territory of Hawaii foI
the session of 1911"
That is the way the Senate appro-
priation bill read this morning when
it appeared on second reading as 9
special order of business. Twenty
three dollars was all that the upper
house allowed itself for sixty days
a figure that would probably cause
Chairman Quinn of the committee on
accounts some rather anxious NOM
ents.
President Knudsen drew attention
TO the $1,000 and there was immedl-
ate interest with the result that the
safe, sane conservative and correct
figure of $4,000 was hurriedly writ
ten into the bill by Clerk John Wise
The item of $500 possessed all the
dignity Of a real figure for awhile
however. having been approved by the
economical Senators quite uncon-
sciously, on first reading.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16

Agricultural Company, while generally
optimistic says that the 1911 crop 50
far has fallen under the estimate, the
dry fail and almost continuous winter
rains having set back the crop notice.
ably. 1t has taken an average of SCI
tons of cane to produce a ton of sugar
He estimates the crop at about 29,-
600 tons The 1912 crop, he says, is
very promising, 1888 acres cf plant
and 2506 acres of rattoons having been
cultivated. The usual acreage will be
cultivated for the 1913 crop
Manager Baldwin says that the ranch
department has grown to be profit
able branch of the plantation. The
cotton experiments are stll uncertain
ON account of the expense of hand
picking
Manager Baldwin further says that
only forty-li five acres of rubber were
cease planting there for the present
Little tapping has been done or will
be done this year.
The officers of all the companies were
reelected at the annual meetings, as
follows:
Haiku Sugar Company-H r. Bald
win, president; S. NJ. Damon, vice.
president; j p. Cooke, treasurer; Il.
f. Paxton, secretary; ID. b. Murdoch.
auditor. Board of directors: H. p
Baldwin, j. p Cooke. S. M. Damon, G.
II. Atherton, G. II. Dickey.
Paia Plantation - H. P. Baldwin,
president; S. NJ Damon, vice -presi-
dent; j. p. Cooke, treasurer; f. f.
Paxton, secretary; d. b. Murdoch, au
dtor Board of directors: H. b. Bald
win, J, =. Cooke, S. NJ Damon C. H.
Atherton, J, Warerhouse.
Maui Agricultural Company - H. p
Baldwin. president; S. Nj. Damon, VICE
president; j. p. Cooke, treasurer; w
O. Smith, secretary; d. B. Murdoch
auditor. Board of managers: H. p
Baldwin, J. p. Cooke, j. Waterhouse
$ NJ, Damon, w o, Smith, c. fl
Dickey
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
MOTHER DESERTS
NEWBORN INFANT

The Magoon block in Kakaako again
comes into the limelight This morn
ing at about IL o'clock, a new born
infant was found under the floor at
the Magoon block. 1t had been care
fully placed there, apparently by its
mother. on account of the queer ac-
tions of number of dogs, which at
tracted attention, some Hawaians
made an investigation for the cause
and discovered the helpless infant ly-
ing on the ground One of them
crawled in and. picking the child up,
brought 1t out safely
The nationality of the child could
not be determined. II Is at present be-
ing cared for by a Hawaiian family.
Mr. Rider Of the Kakaako Mission at
once took up the case and got some
clothing for the child. The police will
endeavor to locate the mother of the
child
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
SECOND DAY

The expected amendment to the spe
cial immigration and conservation tax
bill appeared in the Territorial Senate
TINS morning and was passed to print
without comment, but an examination
nf the bill after the upper house ad-
lolmned, in the opinion of several MEM
bers OF the body showed it to be radi-
cally defective.
The bill provides for the amending
of the law passed by the Legislature
of 1909, one section apparently extend
ing the application of the existing stat
ute but being obscure in its terms.
The bill as introduced provides that
one-half of the money realized from
the imposition of the special per cent.
income tax is to be used for stimulat
ing immigration, onefourth for nat
ural resources and their conservation,
and onefourth for the public schools.
force until 1921.
"A message from the Governor" was
announced shortly after the Senate
convened, the message proving to be
the list of appontees of the Govern
or and subject to confirmation by the
Senate
After about forty of the names had
been read off, Chillingworth moved that
the reading of the message be de-
f6rred and that the members be sup
piled with typewriter copies.
The message including the appointees
of the Governor leads off with Attor
ney- G ~aeral Lindsay and Superintend-
ent of Public Instruction Pope, and
follows with the multitude of ap-
pointees made by the Governor since
the last session of the Legislature. 1t
is not expected that action will be
taken on the message for. about q week.
The Senate also adjusted the salaries
of its attaches this morning. Clerk
John Wise will receive $12 a day; the
assistant clerk, $S; Sergeant at Arms
Clark, So; messenger and janitor, So
each, The chaplain will receive $3.50
for the session.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE IS
ENLISTED IN CAMPAIGN FOR
CLEANUP" BY Legislature

ing up the city, and on motion of ex-
Governor George Il. Carter, the mat
ter was referred to the health commit
tee, with the urgent recommendation
that the legislative appropriation be
favored George w Smith is chair
man of the committee and will look
into the matter at once
Interesting addresses Were made by
Ex-Governor Carter, who spoke ON the
ports of the world he had recently Wis
ited-and gave Honolulu very STA
vorable name-and w, r. Castle, who
told of some misapprehensions as to
Honolulu that he had Strengthened out
before the recent Mohonk Conference.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
RESOLUTION MAY
BE POLITICAL
MOVE
(Associated Press Cable.1 }

WASHINGTON, D. c., Feb. TO-
Representative Joseph 3. Bennett of
Kentucky today created a sensation. in
the House by introducing resolution
asking for the annexation of Canada.
Coming on the heels of Presdent's S
Taft's declaration that the proposed
Canadian reciprocity measure is not a
step toward annexation, the resolution
is looked upon as a political move to
block the measure.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-16
EDUCATION IS
TALKED EARLY
Both Senate and House Have
Measures For School
Appropriations.

Both the Senate and the House this
morning received measures aimed at
an Improvement in school conditions
in the Territory. The Senate measure
was a resolution by Baker of Hawaii
asking for a Federal appropriation. 1t
Is as follows:
BE ii Resolved by the Senate of the
Territory of Hawaii. the House of Rep
resentatives concurring.
That the Congress of the United
States is hereby respectfully requested
TO appropriate one third of the Gus
toms receipts collected in the Terri
tory of Hawaii for the use of the Ter
rtory for the support and mainte-
nance of its public schools; and be it
further
Resolved That certified copies OF
this resolution be sent to the President
of the United States, to the President
of the Senate of the United States, to-
the Speaker of the House of Represen-
tatives of the United States. and to
the Delegate of the Territory of Ha-
Waii to Congress-"
Representative Ed Towse of oahu
introduced in the House the first of a
series of measures that will come be-
fore the Legislature carrying out the
program OF aiding education that the
School Fund Commission called for
The Towse measure calls for an APP
preparation of $65,000 for school
building in Kaimuki, a section where
the need of a school is badly felt on
Mr., Towse's own motion II was re-
ferred to the Committee on Education,
consisting of Long, Alfonso. William
son, Waiahole and Huddy