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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13
How Could You Say II.

The editor Of the Pensacola Journa
says he has planned for a bungalow Il
heaven. 1t might be a wise precautiol
to have the structure built of fire proc
Observation-Disclosures News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

All Of the RUDE editors wore sox
which were a great handicap to them
If they had left these things at home
we haven't any idea the Journal team
would have scored at all.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

The New York Mail, a Republican
paper, says the president is all there is
left OF the great machine, and It fears
that he will be taken away, too.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

A young benedict has found a new
use for his mother in-law and his ex-
ample may be followed by others. He
nawned her to pay his board bill, and
has her soaked" without even buying
her a drink
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13
Wants MIR. Biount 70 Run.

Where would Florida seek a more
distinguished representative from the
state at large, than designating Hon.
w. A. Blount for the big seat in con-
gress ?-Gainesvill Sun.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

President Taft seems determined to
use his travelling expense appropria-
ton
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13
A Good Booster.

The Pensacolian. a magazine devoted
to the upbuilding of Dixie, devoted
almost one column last week TO boost
in9 the obile-Andalusia-A mericus di-
vision of the national highway. Uncle
81 Lillard is the editor of the Pensa-
colian, which Is sufficient guarantee
of its NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

The Montgomery Advertiser thinks
the Nebraska man who was drowned
in buttermilk was too lazy to drink his
way out
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

When the women of the cities protest
against the moving pictures OF Beulab
Binford they are altogether within
their rights. The less this class Of
women are brought before the public
eve the better for all concerned
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

A Pittsburg man fell out of the win
dow the other day trying to put on his
pants. If the rooms were too small
for dressing purposes he ought to have
gone behind the house in the first
Dlaca
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

There isn't much chance of getting
a white way until we have a munich
pal electric plant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

The Journal says Pensacola's red
headed girls will outshine the Apalach-
icola girls seven days in the week.
so fiery red that at night they have
been mistaken for gas lights.-Apa-
lachicola Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13
PENSACOLA AND
PENSACOLIANS
Il L..

u 70
Is this lesson of experiences? Pen
sacola Journal says: Never eat toe
much soup before playing ball game. "
Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

One of our contemporaries is glad
that Kipling opposes the reciprocity
agreement in prose.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

Mona Lisa has been lost nearly a
month and our want ad department has
not been resorted to.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13
DANDRUFF AND cANKERED SCALP
SUCCESSFULLY CURED BY
LETTERING.

causes an early bald head. TETTERINE
win get rid Of any skin or scalp disease
in very short time. 1t Is the one un-
failing cure for Eczema, Ringworm, Tet-
ter, Infants Sores, etc. Try SOC box to-
day II your druggist can't supply you
write to The Shuptrins Co. Savannah,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

When the silver service is presented
to the battleship Florida thousand
VIII come to Pensacola to see 1t wei
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

La Toilette says he had rather be
right than to be president, which shows
that he is going to join the Democrats.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

South Cardinals picturesque gov
ernor viii be one of the attractions a
the Interstate Fair.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

After some young men have made
absolute failures in life their friends
accuse college education of being the
downfall.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13
Defeat poesn,t Mean acraxvv

The Tarpon Springs Leader prints
cuts Of w. A. Blount, ]. N. G. Stock
ton and James p. Taliaferro under the
head of Our Crazy Page" This Is
downright cruelty In the Leader and IT
should make apologies to the gentle
men at once.-Plant City Courier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

Teddy and Taft would make a head
line bill on the vaudeville stage.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

Now that Joe Bailey is going to re
tire there are many who are saying Sc
did it."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

| Most anyone knows where to spank
a baby, but few seem to know when.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

President Taft goes west, but not to
grow up with the country.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

When the governors meet to discuss
uniform divorce laws Reno will thinl
It is being conspired against.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

Ananias has more descendants thar
any other fellow we know Of.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

And still we expect Bailey to sa.
that he was only joking.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

The woman who doesn't gossip per.
plexes other women.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-13

Pensacola leads in the shipping race
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
GIVE AUTUMN TOUCH
LITTLE ArCRhMrNTS THAT BE,
FIT CoM,Ns SEASON.
Dainty Fabrics Can re Purchased
Cheapiy just Now--D.acription
al Meat Wool skirt Designed
fer General Wear.

The frock In one texture and With
cne-pece effect Is about the most
valuable garment Of the hour and
In the wardrobe Of the coming bride
1t will hold q most important place
especially all such frochs ns are made
In thin materials nnd light colors
TIE little dresses IRE very easy tc
make and endless summer textures Of
reduced sort are adantad to them
60 If the forthcoming bride hasn't
ton mrca money to spend she had
better consider the various dainty
fairies which are sold hlther and
ycn so chcaply for the little dinner
ard afternoon frccks she exnects tc
have,
The cotton vniles are admirably
suited TO these models. and these airy
fabrics, all Of which give look Of
extreme elegance, have dropped, In
many cases. TO quarter OF their for
mer prices, Some ut Is cents were
In beautiful weaves plain or with
stripes. dots, checks or sp,ashes In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

Dressed in the garb of man. an
Italian woman, 3j years old. and 4
feet 6 inches tall, worked on Wis
consin farm as laborer. in accord
ance with an agreement made be
tween her father in Italy and her
cousin in Wisconsin. which was to
have been binding for five years
The case has been brought TO the at
tenticn of the immigration author
titles, who upon learning that the
woman in addition to working IL
hours a day in the field, was com
PEELED TO chop wood until late at
night, took her I'm charge, and now
she will be deported. In other words
she we'll be sent back to her fatherin
Italy. Why send this poor creature
back: taaher father2 Tho fact that
She was able to work as laborel
mould satisfy The immigration
grafton authorities as to her ability
to take care of herself. II would he
crime to send her back to Italy
to be re-sold TO some other cousin
This country is plenty large for hel
and she would probably make a bet
ter citizen than q vast majority OF
men, who come here from foreign
lands.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
The Rich MANS urime.

i Abraham IlcntenSteln, mum
ined, Of New York, was sentence
! to serve four months In the work
/ house on Blackwell Island by a judg
In the United States court In New
York, who received his plea Of guilt.
! 10 the charge Of smuggling, Thu
merchant had previously pait
1000 in fines and defraudeC
luties to the government.
ITO my mind, the Judge said
| Ii passing sentence on the milliner
there Ii d great distinction between
these foolish persons largely wo-
aen and equally foolish men who
when coming into this country az
passengers bring upon their person
ar concealed In their baggage
some articles Of adornmcut for per
sonal wear and do not pay duty on
them. and smuggling merchants.
Liehteasten, thoroughly repent
ant, broke down and wept at this
nnctnre. according TO news dis.
patches, and SO did his relatives. who
were present in the courtroom.
Earlier in the day the same judge
received. the pleas Of Nathan Allen
Of kenosha, Wis, millionaire and
founder OF the leather trust. ane
John X. Collins. Of Memphis. Tenn.
millionaire and organizer of large
coal company. and fiend them res
pectively $4,000 and $4,000. They
were accused Of smuggling by Heller
Dwelle Jenkins, with whom Allen,
a married man, had toured Europe
Allen ard Collins were not sen
fenced to serve worhhouse terms.
but they viii have to refund to the
government at least $4,000 and
possibly 100000.
Neither Alien. Collins or their rel
atives vert when the sentences were
imposed. nor were they Immediately
placed under arrest, as was Lichten-
TEN, tho milliner The millionaireS
wsre favored with luxurious quarter
IN fashionable hotel aud even after
le-sfneE we're assessed they We're mott
nrlsstrd After being escorted tel
the courtroom, they were given Sc
clusion In the office Of the marshal
where they were shielded from the
gaze Of tho curious throng and the
INQUIRIES Of reporters,
There may be some legal destincy
.tior between men and women who
hsrc,se, slrugglers in order ID OBJ
tain articles for personal adornracntl
md the merchant, who gulusgles.
sor profit, but is there any differ
sncc Between the merchant smuggler
and the millionaire, who will de-
fraud the government in order that
he may please the vanity Of woman
not bis wife, with whom he had
toured Ecrope2 II there is any de-
the layman win not find
it without difficulty
Iiehtenstein was guilty and he
should have been sentenced TO a
longer term than four months. Al
len and Collins were even guiltier
if tHefrNo ffenseGg can be- measured ri
the aorfh ~ tNe articles fhey sndE-
sledw4sf8o the rrountrss ande botf
should have been given IoIS terms
On the roekple They are not even
or at least no newspaper
saw them weep. as
did.
Lichtenstein made his mistake 10
not retaining some influential mil
iaonaire to do his smuggling for
him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

The copyreaders are the real SUI
fers in war between an alderman
and preacher of Waycross, Ga, who
are lighting 1t out" in a newspaper
OF that place The alderman is cam
didate for mayor and he Is being
opposed by the preacher, who Is said
to have made personal" remarks,
The alderman came back" and ever
since the copy readers have been
suffering form overwork
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

s the
Kitchen
way ratings badly hacked, the
THE SOLACE crockery cracked
doesn't match do blame
sigh Shed rich
by
peta absolutely
VIC have sway-backed chair attred
ments frayed lol rich for which
paid Some around the
VIII make when jeweed
until raise this
layout suf6ce-I will In debt
.: ss'' = as IS InuxN,<es,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
EIg.aIn,DHS nMPS
Suspected JUDGE of pre- ludIce.

OF the challenging OF Jurors one re-
members tale from Ireland The
prisoner was hard to satisfy, and jury
man after ilrymsn IVES asked to leave
the box. However. all thing come to
an end, even In irsiaId. and at last
the swearing or the jury was complet-
ed. And then the prisoner leaned
over the. dock and sought the ear OF
his solicitor
THE jury's all right now. think"
he whispered. hut We must challenge
the Judge I've been CONVICTED under
him aiviral times already. and maybe
he's beginning to have prejudice"
Case and Comment
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
Excusabie,

Not 10 every Judge is 1t given to re-
prove loquacious counsel in the
style OF Justice Wightman. "Mr. --,
YOU have stated that before" said that
learned and witty Judge to verbose
ibarrister at the Maidstone assizes
Have !, my lord, I'm very sorry
quite forgot" answered the barrister.
Don't apologize. Mr.. ; 1t is a very
long time" was the courteous but
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

darker tone The least bit of mex
pensive silk or velvet ribbon trims
these adequa tely. though, Of course
there are always dainty white
guimpes and sleeYe edges to consid
err In point Of coloring. black and
white is decidedly first choice. as this
combination Is still eminentiy smart
and 1t permits touches Of the most
brilliant color.
The little bordered silks worn all
summer long have also fallen great
ly In price. and dressmakers are put
ting these to good account through
the use of little velvet ribbon. which
at once give an autumn touch to the
palest color. Even the borderet
muslins are not Impossible for any
body's present use. for with velvet
ribbon girdle and hem facing-and
the same edge showing about the
neck and s!eeyes--Such diaphanous
little frocks make delightful dinner
and afternoon housefrocks and II is
always easy to get color that tones
In with autumn neecs.
To go with several little trousseau1
frocks just turned out in these bar
gain materials, a clever dressmakel
has made some matching jackets Of
thin silk, these showing the shorl
waist line, and narrow plated tails
which the makers are using so much
The silks for these Jackets, all oil
which were unlined except for a little
stiffening of collars and cuffs, cost
only so cents a yard They are cut
with separate sleeves, the tops Of
these scooping far into the shoulders
of the body part, thus giving the fig
ure sometimes of a contracted look
Then tie gathering Of the lower parts
Of the thy coats suggests q bunch
mess OF form, but since 1t is the mode
to look like this 1t all seems very
smart.
The illustration gives a neat WOO
skirt for practical wear, the sort Of
dapper skirt every woman needs fol
rainy days. shopping and other little
jaunts which call for simple dress
The skirt Is Of dark black worst ec
serge with ten bands OF black worstet
braid. FIVE OF these forming a yoke
effect and the others used at the bot
tom. Each of these deckings coult
very we'll be In single piece, and 4
the wool used for the skirt propeI
Is short length there is no objec
ton to having the hip band a regular
yoke, and with this device two quite
modest bits Of contrasting materia
could be used
The accompanying shirt waist Ia II
blue and white cotton shifting Will
the turnover collar and cuffs soft
finished. and the trim little carmen
set of with black four In hant
satin tie.
49, ---- --~----
%
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

Married in an automobile run
ming 80 miles an hour was the OK,
nerience Of couple at Atlantic
Beach, Fla. Pretty soon We will
read about some couple being mar
lied in the air, after having leaped
from an aeroplane running 10 miles
All hour Freak marriages are just
as popular today as ever and they
last Just about as long.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
A Ready Example.

The teacher, after having taken
great troubls to explain the difference
In the meanings Of the words dream"
and ''reverie' addressed the class.
Now. could any OF rou give me a
sentence with the word reysrie IN
IT, A small youth put UP his hand,
You, John" she uttered in astonish.
ment. We'll. what is IT." PLEASE
ma'am," said tie urchin, "the 'reverie
blew his. whus'le and stopped tie
game =" Argonaut.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

Here Is a real case OF hard luck
Oswald Grosser, OF Berlin. who i,
4 pauner serving 10 years on q hemi-
eide charge, has been made q multi
millionaire through the death Of his
elder brother The legacy consists
AZ S5,00o,oae and splendid villa
IN the Rhine country. Oswald still
has seven years Of the sentence to
serve.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

Most of the Chinese busiress
houses are now owned by partner
ships, and most partnerships are Of o
large number Of persons The Chinese
who has saved 800 local currency
Will at once invest T. in mercantile
business and become partner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
! The Financial. Statement.

Cairo WAS ne'Fers better finan'
cial condition before thai It is al
the present time This Is plainly In
dictated inathe report of the oity's
finances, made By City Comptroller
Nordman at the instance of Mayor
Parsons,
- The, repnrt shows the revenue col
lected during the first eight months
of 1911 amounted 70 Sf10, 432.05
and the road tax collected last year,
but not expended, $4.620.75. The
disbursement for the eight months
period were s72,2s5.44. less antici-
patton WARRANTS PAYABLE s.iR i912.
The floating dabt, paid Jansal ta11,
amounted to s4s VI. D II reslesined
warrants for tfe Year Of 1910 were
st,441.o9 and the anticipation war
rants for the year of 1910 and pay
able in 1911 were s32.93126, with
interest for the year at per cent
$1,646.66. There is only a slight
increase Tn the anticipation war
rants, payable In 1912 over those
paid this year.
The total floating debt, Aug, 81.
1911, was $8.596.4e and the bonded
Indebtedness is s63,3500O. City Of
flcials estimated that the floating
debt to be accumulated through
monthly expenses during the re-
naming four months OF the year
will amount to approximately $4,000
per month, or $4,000 for the period.
The floating debt for Aug. 81, last,
will be removed before that time
with funds created through the coll
lection OF license fees. leaving the
city with only $4,000 to he paid at
the first OF the year. The revenue
collected al the time will be suff-
Client to pay off the Indebtedness and
leave large amount besides.
Assuming the city will have q
floating debt Of $4,000 the first of
the year, this will be great deal
smaller than the floating debt al
the same period in t91f. The float
ing debt paid the first OF the year
amounted to approximately $4,000.
while the floating debt at the end of
the present year will he about S1S,-
900 less.
For many years Cairo has been
ashamed Of. Its City Hall and from
time TO time the progressive element
exerted every effort to cause the
erection Of q new structure that
would do justice 10 4 municipality
n o. Cairo's size. The time has ar
rived to carry out the plans OF the
progressives and from all indications
this element is no longer in hopeless
minority, but has gained sufficient
strength to eradicate for all time
the shame Of Cairo.
Mayor Parsons has plan through
which he THINKS tho city will be ab,e
70 reduce the bonded Indebtedness
without materially affecting the cur.
rent expenses Fits plan Is to create
4 a sinking fund from which the bond.
ed Indebtedness can be paid or II
small installments.
All the beginning OF the new Yea,
Cairo Will have an Indebtedness .,
Approximately 100000. or til,
amount vi the bonded Indebtedness
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
TEMPTING THE CHILD TO EAT.

Any one who has the care of chill
dren knows how hard 1t is at times
to get, children to eat the food that
is often necessary for their very ex-
istence. Diplomacy tact and patience
are needed to overcome the indiffer-
ence OF the child
There are many devices used by pa.
tlent mothers and many simple ways
which viii appeal 10 the child. One
little boy who was steadily losing
ground because of poor appetite, was
left for a month with his fond aunt
who being an ingenious woman, stud
led the problem, and decided that the
youngster must be made 10 eat. so
she started a game, using two spoons
in saucer Of breakfast food and
rich cream, each trying to keep the
other from getting spoonful, she,
Of course, seeing that he ate the most
of It. At the end Of month the pa
rents returned to find a happy, rosy
boy. eating because he wanted to, and
enjoying his food
Another method has been tried and
proven is TO name pieces OF bread and
butter for friends and playmates
They become SO interested in the
game that the food Ia eaten before
they realize IT,
One mother who had difficulty In
teaching her child to take milk from
a glass. overcame the difficulty by put
ting a transfer picture on the bottom
which he would he rewarded by seeing
when he had drunk the contents OF
the glass.
Pretty dishes, cutting food In the
form Of animals, and story told will
often help a meal to be taken happily
Imagination is an essential in every.
bodys training, and a child often
| needs to have 1t developed.
Food must appeal to the eye of the
child as we'll as to the adult
II set of doll dishes used for a meal
will often tempt child to eat large
amount without realizing It.
! Some. children with food are like
those OF older growth, "the good that
| would ! do not, ,nd the-evil that
/ would not, that do"
X1<<' N ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
: still Possible.

In spite Of the many associations. so
cieties, guilds, bunds, organizations
and clubs that exist In this country. e.
remains possible occasionally to hnd
a man who has never had to learn par
Hamentary rules in order 10 act as
chairman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

The marriage at Baltimore
Md. of Mrs. David Dunlop ST., and
Archibald Montgomery McCrea, is OF
much interest In Baltimore, as Mrs.
Mccrea forfeits $l,950,000. by the
marriage. When Dunlop died 10
years ago he left fortune of about
S6,ooo,0o0 and to the widow was
left third Of it. provided. she should
never marry, otherwise she was rel
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

Twenty-Five Turks and as many
Italians are working side by side
in perfect harmony on dam on the
Tennessee river near Chattanooga,
Tenn, according to news dispatches.
Perhaps they don't know the war
las started,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

New Stable Lad twatching hired
mount depart, plunging with Its rider)
THAT TN amt 'ardly safe | won
der you keeps i'm.
Master-Best 'oss we've got. find
lis way 'ome alone from anywhere, .
will. like a dog. Punch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

The Kansas judge who decided
there Is no such thing as a per-
foct wife, must have had something
IN his mind when he returned that
decision. II is reasonable to believe
he was compelled to do some explain
ing to certain person, provided he
is n married man.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
CIrc,tnetantlaI.

AT arst sight II seems brutally un-
iust that man should be fined S shill-
inss because policeman overheard
Tim saying
"I3less you, my love; I've found you
at last"
The convincing point was that No
vas saying It g = !assp post. TttH!ts.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05
Knew What She Wanted,

Frances had been studying the Wag
ner motifs with her mother, and her
powers of appreciation exceeded her
powers Of expression. One day she
placed the Wagner book In position
and implored mamma: Dearest. let's
go to the piano and have the rum
bles.",
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

Under the law Cairo can issue bonds
to- the amount Of approximately
sl75, 600, more than enough to build
"a rev City1faIl and additioEs 70 the
Stafford Memorial Library.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-10-05

A New York police magistrate
boasts that he sent a millionaire TO
the workhouse on Blackwell's Is
land for insulting woman. but he
refuses to disclose the name of the
offender. Oh. well, the fact that he
sentenced millionaire to the work
house. should suffice, for is 1t not
the privilege of the millionaire to
insult whomever he pleases?