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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Try This Home-Made
Cough Remedy
Costs Little, But Does the Work
Quickly, or Money Refunded.


Mix one pint of granulated sugar
with n pint of warm water. and stir
for minutes. Put 2h ounces of Pin
ex (ifty cents WORTH in pint bot
tie: then add the Sugar Syrup. Take
teaspoonful every one, two or three
hours.
You will find that this simple rem
edy takes hold OF cough more quick
ly than anything else you ever used.
Usually ends deep seated cough tn
side OF "a hours. Splendid. too. for
whooping cough. chest pains, bron-
chitis and other throat troubles. II
stimulates the appetite and is slight
~ laxative, which helps end cough.
This recipe makes more and better
cough syrup than you could buy ready
made for $3.50. 1t keeps perfectly and
Pinex is the most valuable concen-
trated compound of Norway white
pine extract, and is rich in guiaicol
and all the natural pine elements which
are so healing TO the membranes: Other
preparations will not work In this for
mula.
This plan of making cough syrup with
Pinex and Sugar Syrup Tor strained
honey has proven so popular throughout
the United States and Canada that II Is
often initiated. But the old. successful
formula has never been equaled.
A guaranty OF absolute satisfaction
or money promptly refunded goes with
this recipe. Your druggist has Pinex OF
will get II for you. II not. send TO The
Pinex Co. 264 Main ST.. FIT. Wayne. Ind
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
A Mosque In London.

1t is proposed to erect a mosque in
the capital of the greatest Mohaln-
medan power In the world, and the
only surprising feature of { he pro-
ject is that it has not been executed
before The building is to cost G10O,-
900. to which the aga khan has al
re@dy contributed $4,000. The COM
mittee in control of the scheme is
presided over by Amir Ali, and In
cludes the Turkish and Persian min
listers. as well as three members of
the council of India.-London Globe.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
MICHIGAN BANKS GAIN.
New Banking Commissioner Shows
Gain in Savings Deposits.

Banking Commissioner F.. II. Doyle
las issued his first report, showing
he condition CT the 500 state banks
and five trust companies doing bust
ness in Michigan, and the statistics
show that the repositories are in ex-
cellent condition at the present time.
According to the latest returns fled
with the banking commissioner the
commercial and savings departments
of the state banks contained 1921 ,002,-
400.01. Since the last report, Nov. 10,
there has been a gain in the aggre-
gate business OF $685., SS0.97. The
commercial deposits show an increase
of S2,93S.270 Is and the savings de-
posits S2,C59.292.49.
A comparison of the report just
issued with the statistics of the bank
inc mission of a year ago shows
an increase in loans of $40 966,022 ~
and a total increase of $23, 731, 419,07
in the past year The total reserve
maintained by Michigan state banks
the first of the year was $50, Ia, S63.03.
while the total cash reserve amounted
20 SIS, 510, S57.37. At present the total
reserve carried by MICHIGAN state
banks is approximately $13.000000
over the requirements of the banking
law.
Based on savings deposits of SILL
793,S71.25 the law requires mortgage
ard bond Investments of at least SS4 :
S41 ,704.31, in addition to keeping the
necessary legal reserve. The report
of the banking commission shows that
the mortgage and bond investments
exceeded this amount by $22, 1913, 537 60
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
A Corner In Candles.

AS an example of trusts and monop-
allies prevalent even in that early day
it may be mentioned that In 1850 one
Benjamin Crabb obtained the exclusive
riga. to make sperm candles In Massa-
chusetts for IA years.
year later however. factory was
started in Providence, r. l.. and with
in the decade there were eight fac
tories in New England and one in
Philadelphia Their output greatly re-
duced the price of candles, which not
long before sold for five shillings a
pound In those days $1.25 was worth
fully three times as much as it is now.
From the Designer
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
The Latest Golf Story.

Two Scotchmen met and exchanged
the small talk appropriate to the hour
AS they were parting to go supper
ward, Sandy said to Jock:
Jock, mon. I'll go ye a roond on
the links In the NORM"
THE morrn?" Jock repeated doubt
fully.
Aye, mon, the NORM" said Sandy.
'T'I go We a roond on the links the
NORM"
AYE weel," said Sandy. IL 60
We. But l had intended to get mar
ried in the norm"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
ENLIST AID OF CHURCHES
Powerful Weapon Brought to Bear in
the Fight Against Tuber-
culosis.

Just how serious a problem tubercu-
losis is to the average church, and In
just what ways pastors are called up
on to minister to those suffering from
this disease, is the subject of an In
vestigation which the National Asso-
citation for the Study and Prevention
of tuberculosis is conducting in con-
noction with it's plans for Tuberculo-
sis DAY on April 80. Statistics are
being gathered from thousands of
ministers regarding this subject, and
among other figures the number of
deaths last year from tuberculosis in
the church congregation will be given.
1t is planned to place these statistics,
together with other educational ma
terial, in the hands of every minister
in the country for his use in connec-
ton with tuberculosis day Millions
of circulars and pamphlets on the pre-.
ventiOn of tuberculosis will also be
issued, both from the national office
and from the headquarters of the 45O
anti-tuberculosis associations who will
cooperate in the movement.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
King George Brings Suit.

1t is credibly reported that King
Georges advisers have instituted
criminal libel proceedings with the
object of ending once for all rumors
which have been freely circulated for
years that His Majesty, when Prince
of Wales, was morganatically mar
ried to a daughter CT an admiral at
Malta
The defendant in the case is FL
ward f. Myths, who is said to be
connected with the gaDer The Ii
orator, published ir Paris. which
printed the statements On which the
libel charge is based.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Ones Own Heaven and Hell.

Most of our grief comes from with
ln-we torture and torment our very
souls. Each man makes his heaven
each man makes his hell. Each man
knows when and where he is right,
just as he knows when and where he
Is wrong Each man realizes just
where and when he is weak, and when
and where he is strong. But many
take entirely too many liberties with
themselves.-Exchan
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
THE MARKETS.

Detroit-Cattle-M 10M15c high
err choice steers and heifers, 1918
5.S5; good to choice butcher steers,
LOCO TO LEO lbs. $5.25@5.50; light
TO good butcher steers and heifers,
200 to 800 lbs. $4.75m5; mixed butchers
fat cows s3.50@475: Gamers $3.50 a
3; common bulls, $375Gi4 $50; good
shippers bull, $40; common feeders,
81 a 40; good well-bred feeders. $4.75
a 81; stockers, 1918 $50
Veal calves-Market steady: fine 80
n 80; Others. S4.50mS5C. Mich cows
and springers $30m55
sheep and lambs-Market steady to
10c higher. Bet lambs. $1,000 $50;
heavy lambs, $4;75a5.25; light to com;
butcher sheep, $3.50M4; culls and COM
mon. $2.5063
Hogs-Market dull; prices 10c low
err; light to good butchers. $7.7067.75;
pigs, $7.75; light workers.. S7.700775;
heavy hogs. $3.50; stays, one-third off.
East Buffalo, ~ Y.-Hogs--Lower;
heavy. $3.50: workers., $50; pigs SS15
dS.25. Sheep-Dull: top lambs. 1913
a 5~S5; heavy. s5m 5.25; yearlings. S4.75
as; wethers $4@425: ewes. $3.50
4. Calves-$5 @10.75.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Filipinos Die in Tidal Wave.

Three hundred persons. all natives,
lost their lives in the tidal wave which
followed the eruptions of the volcano
Taal, according to press advices re-
ceived from Manila.
All the towns within a radius Of
fully 20 miles have suffered damage
from the rain OF mud and stones, which
still continues. The native population
in all directions are abandoning their
villages and fleeing TO the hills in ter
ror.
The island on which the volcano is
located has sunk five feet.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Duke of connausht to Succeed Grey

The Canadian government has been
notified of the appointment of the
Duke of Connaught to succeed Earl
Grey as governor-general. The an
nouncement was made in a cablegram
received by his excellency from the
colonial secretary II is further an
nounced that the duke will arrive in
Canada to assume office in September
next, and that the term is TO be two
years with the possibility of an ex-
tension.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Nothlnu Much.

"I don't know whether I ought to
recognize him here in the city or not
Our acquaintance at the seashor~
was very slight"
You promised to marry him, didn't
you?"
Yes, but that was all"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
To Economic Space.

But why it is that you always serve
toast with each slice stood up on
edge?"
"Oh, just got into the habit; you
knew we lived in fat when we were
first married"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

Praise is encouraging; 1t brings out.
the best that is in a man and inspires
him to do his duty cheerfully and
faithfully.-Henry Lee.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
EniIohtenment.

"A burlesque." said the occasional
theater-goer, lis a sort of take-off,
isn't it?"
1T is" replied Miss Cayenne, "if
you judge it by the costuming."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
$500 a Month Pension for Manuel.

The Diario de Noticias announces
that the Portuguese government has
decided TO pay a monthly pension of
$4,000 to the deposed King Manuel
check for the months of October,
November and December already hag
been sent to him.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

Diphtheria, Quinsy and Tonslits begin
with sore throat. How much better to
cure a sore throat in a day or two than to
be in bed for weeks with Diphtheria.
just keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the
house.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Fare, $I.5O for Round Trip.
PERE NJ GU E T T E
Departure of Trains-YaIe.

Departure of Trains-YsIe.
WEsT-For Saginaw, Bay City and
Ludington, gao A NJ and 7:l5 p NJ
EAsT-For Port Huron, Detroit and
points in Canada, 9I7 NJ and S:O6 p NJ
G. +. Curtis, Agent.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Knees Became Stiff
Five Years of Severe Rheumatism

The cure OF Henry j. Goldstein. IA
Barton Street, Boston. Mass, is anoth-
er victory by Hoods Sarsaparilla-
This great medicine has succeeded in
failed. Mr.. Goldstein says: II SUI
fered from rheumatism five years, IL
kept me from business and caused ex-
circulating pain. My knees would be-
come as stiff as steel. / tried many
medicines without relief. then took
Hoods Sarsaparilla. soon felt much
better. and now consider myself en-
tirely cured. 1 recommend Hoods
Get il today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

No noble things, not dream them all
day Kingsley.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

If you fear TO soil your hands in
helpfulness you may be sure you are
dcfiling your heart.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
CALIFORNIA INDUSTRIES

a leading enterprise developing a great In
dustry wants agents To undertake The sale Of
stock Legitimate, Bank references Write
JOHN naAtR, Ja.. cfsetcf 'buildiso. Ssa Frsnelses
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Grain, Etc.

Detroit-wheat-Cash No. . red.
&c 3-4c; May opened without change at
s1o1 ga. declined 1-2c. advanced to
81 OIL IL: July opened at % IA, de-
clined to 96 ga advanced TO ~ Ia and
closed at SIC; No white. 95 3-4c.
Corn--Cash No. 3, ~ PC: No. 3 yell
low. 3 cars at 4S lac; No. 4 yellow. l
car at 47c.
oats-standard. ear at S5e; No. 3
white. 81 lie.
cars at see.
Beans-Cash. $eo2: March. s2.O7.
Cloverseed-Prime spot and March
sS75; sample. 10 bags al SIS. Is at s775
40 at $3.50. IS at s725 25 at 81. 40
at 1915; prime alsike. $40: sample
alsike. Is bags at sS.25. at so.
Timothy Seed-Prime spot. 90 bags
at $4.C5.
Bariey-Good sample s170@1S5 pei
cwt.
Feed--1n 10o-lb sacks. jobbing lots
Bran. SIS; coarse middlings sec: fine
middlings, SOS: cracked corn and coarse
cornmeal 500; corn and oat chop, SIC
per ton.
Flour-Best Michigan patent. S5.15
ordinary patent, Sab; straight sass
clear $445: pure rye, $4.S5: spring
patent S595 per Dbl. in wood.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

John II. Mort, general secretary of
the Worlds Student Christian feder-
alton, and Silas McRee. editor OF the
Churchman of New York. have ar
rived in Berlin. They will arrange
the German preliminaries for the In.
ternational Educational conference to
be held in Constantinople
Brother Richard Clarke. said to be
the Oldest member of the Order Of
Passionists in the United States both
in point of age and length Of service,
died Of paralysis al the Sacred Heart
retreat at Louisville, Ky. Brother
Clarke was 81 years of age, and a ma
tive of Martinsburg, w. Va.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

Doan's Kidney Pills and for six years
| have remained free from kidney trou-
BILE"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

So Stocking has been on the
street, has he? What is he speculat-
ing on?"
Just at present, l believe, he is
specializing on how much longer he
will be on the street"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

less in bed with kid
ney trouble. | ran
down until | weigh
but 80 pounds and
everyone thought l
had consumption. A
specialist gave me
up and so did my
home physician. Sur
prising as it may
seem. | was able to
leave my bed after
nsing sly boxes az
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
Us KIDNEY PILLS CURE SICK KIDNEYS
COMPLETELY FRUSTRATED.

Mrs. Eliza Kirk, S. Main St.,
Spencer, Ind, says: II had been
Frustrated with infiammatory rheu-
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
WEIGHED ONLY 80 POUNDS.

Byron Bennette, l0ls st. Clair Ave,
East Liverpool, o., says: II was help
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
.FLORIDAFARM for $1,000 CASH

And $500 a month. Five acre truck
farm in the famous Pensacola District
between two railroads. canning factory
ON property. for $4,000. Have soil ex-
pert and demonstration farm to show you
how. Invest near a growing city in n
climate that can't be beat. Write for
literature.
PENSACOLA REALTY CO Pensacola. Fla. 20 Ba11
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOX Urls
in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life Out-of-door sports on
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River Academic Course Primary Classic
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art Write
for catalogue and terms
Mss Bangs and Miss Thun Rkerdss Avenue near 2S3 ST., VEST
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
FADELESS DYES

Thor dye IL cold water better than ether dys
MONROE nROG CO., Quincy, mksols.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02

lieved me and how soon l was
cured. For three years my cure
has been permanent"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1911-02-02
ELIJAH APPEARS
in ISRAEL
Sunday School Lesson for Feb. S, 1911
Specially Arranged for This Paper

LESSON TEXT Kings II. Memory
Verses 14--16.
GOLDEN TEXT-'"rhey that seek the
Lord shall not want any good thing. -
Pisa. 3i:10.
TIME-Elijah lived during the reigns or
Ahab In Israel and Jehosaphat In Judah,
and their successors B. C. $4,000 COR
Assyrian. SS-S5O.
PLACE-Various places i'm the kingdom
of Israel. He probably first met Ahab
in Samaria his capital Cherith was
brook I'm a ravine. flowing into the Jor-
dan on the East. Zarapath was town
In Phenicia between Tyre and Sidon. Sea-
ports on the Mediterranean.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1911-05-27

Lealted, F. L. McGhee, j. @. Adams
B. S. Smith and w. R. Morris to draft
! suitable resolutions asking for the ap
pointment of w. T. Francis, Esq, as
minister to Haiti, with instructions
that the same be presented to the Min.
nesota delegation in Congress.
Then came benediction by Rev. A
II. Lealtad and the singing Of the
Doxology.
Thus closed one of the most helpful
occasions that has eevr taken place in
st. Paul.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1911-05-27

ST. PHILIPS EPISCOPAL MIssIO.
corner Aur0rs avenue and MacknbIn stree
Sunday services: Early celebration IT Hoiy
Eucnorist. Z 80 a. m. High celebratia, :.
holy Eucharls. first and third SundayA
400 a. %. Mathis, second AID fourth
sundays, I:OO a. m SnnG5y school. 1870
q. 4. brotherhood of st. Andrew. $3.50 B.
u: vespers, 1:3O o. m. Vice. SERVICES:
Wednesdays, COORDINATION class, 90 o.. m
Fridays. evening prayer: 500 o. NJ Satnr
days Holy Eucharist, 900 A. NJ, Rev
A. II. Lea1tad, Rector. 514 Fuller ST.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1911-05-27
xHEIKIY HIK1E1n4 2
MOST WoRsHIPFUL GRAND LODGE
Of

MOST WoRsHIPFuL GRAND LODGE
MINNESOTA, A .F. AND A NJ.
J. n. SHERWOOD, GRAND MASTER
$50 w. Arch St, st. Paul.
G. H. ROBINSON, GRAND SECRETARY
1921 Fifth Ave. S., Minneapolis.
PIONEER LODGE NO. /, r. AND A
NJ. Meets first and third Mondayl
of each month at Wagner Hall. cor West.
ern Ave. and Charles street. at 500 o. m.
Walker Williams, w. NJ; VIM England.
Sec, 391 Harrington Ave.
PERFECT AsHLAR LODGE no a,
T.. and A. N: meets second and fourth
Tuesdays at Wagner Hall, cor Western
Ave. and Charles street at 8 p. IN.
George L Hoage: W. NJ. Jose H. Sher-
wood. Secy., 1870 w. Arch street
BETHEL CHAPTER NO. 2s r. A. M.
Meets second Tuesday in each month
at Wagner Hall, cor. Western Ave. and
Charles Street, at 500 P. M. VIM. Ste
vens, II. P, A. D. Adams, Soc, All
Charles Street. as
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1911-05-27

z If 80 I -s-
MARS LODGE NO. 22c2 G. u. o. OF
9: Il. meets second and Fourth Wednes-
Gay NIGHTS at Odd Fellows Hall, 221
West University, corner harrington
e archer e. G W H lFarF KaiEiT p
$50 st. Anthony Ave.
: HS9UsEHoL9 OF RUTH, NO. $50 a
Y. Q: OF o. F. meets first and third
iM Men fya,i in ;, each month at odd Eel:
| harrington. Mrs. Any Stephens. M. N. g.
Mrs. Carrie E. Lindsay, w r. i26 Arch
street.
PAST GRAND MASTERS COUNCIL.
No; 1913. 6. U: o. Of O. F. meets the sec
ond and fourth Friday in each month at
odd Fellows Hall, 22l ". University,
Hickman. 6. s., No. 422 St. Anthony hi
avenue. =
ST. PAUL PATRIARCHY NO. III.
m nee SECOND Monday in each month at
corner harrington Entrance on Farrins.
ton avenue. Thos. r.. Hickman (acting)
r. v. p: w. r. Norris, P. NJ. V. r:
Geo. B. Lowe. w. p. R.: 1781s Wabasha
Minneapolis. Ers.
HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH NO. 776 a
U. O.. o. F. meets second and fourth
ps SAY n o each m9nth at Labor Ten.
Ave. South. Mrs. s. Darager, M. n. e.:
Miss Cora Napier, W. r.
UNITED BROTHERS OF FRIENDSHIP,
NORTH STAR LODGE NO 1873 II 2
F. Meets Sd Thursday in each m onth at
Wagner Hall, cor Western Ave- and
Charles street.. Brothers in good stand
ing always welcome. O. Howell, w. NJ,
j. O. Adams, w. S., 40 E. 4th ST.
RAMSEY LODGE NO. 8, U. B. F.
Meets second Friday in each month at
Wagner. Hall, cor. Western Ave. and
Charles Street. Brothers in good stand
ing always welcome. M. A. Davis, w.
M, A. D. Adams, w. s., All Charles
Street.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1911-05-27

ST. JAMES A. M. E. CHURCH, COR.
Fuller and Jay streets. Sunday services.
l1:O0 a. M; 1880 p. m. Wednesday prayer
meeting, 500 p. m. Pastor vis:ts on
MonIay and Tuesdays: at home Wednes-
day and Thursday. Weddings, 'nnelz,s
and the sick attended on notice
Rev. H. P. Jones, Pastor
Parsonage, Cor. Jay and Fuller
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1911-05-27
This Beautiful Piece Of PROPERTY

No. 388 Rondo Street Between
Recently
plant
Of
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-08-03
CHILD BADLY SCALDED
LITTLE CHILD TIPS OVER
PAN OF BOILING WATER
LITTLE HELEN MARIE KARPEN
Three Year.Old Daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Karpen
FrightfulIy Burned About
The Breast, Neck And
Abdomen

A very serious and what might have
been fatal accident happened at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Karpen
in this city on Monday. AS is the GUS
tom in most well regulated houses it
was wash day and the weeks laundry
was being cared for. The kitchen table
as often happens on that day, was full
of things and it was desired to rinse
things in the dish pan. The housemaid
placed the pan on chair and poured
the water from kettle therein and
turned around to put the kettle back
upon the stove. Imagine her horror
when she turned back again to see
little Helen Marie climbing up the back
of the chair and as she did so the chair
tipped over and the water caught the
child squarely in the front part of the
body. Mrs. Karpen rushed to the
screams and Immediately pulled the
little ones clothes off. Medical aid was
at once summoned and the child found
to be frightfully burned about the
breast, abdomen, arms and legs. The
best of attention is being given her
and she seems to he coming along in
fine shape and will undoubtedly COM
pletely recover. But it was a very
close call indeed.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-08-03
THE MAYOR IS COWEO'
FAMILY PET PUTS HIM OUT
OF BUSINESS
FRANK MOHS BADLY. INJURED
He Was Milking And The Old
Cow Stepped Upon His Foot
Giving Him Bad Injury
And One That Will
Lay Him up a While

Last Friday night Frank Mohs, the
mayor of this great city, went out to
pail the family COW. He put him.
self in the usual position and got busy.
The flies were bad and the old cow
resented their assaults upon her by an
occasional kick. One of these kicks
caught Mr.. Mohs and tipped him over.
The old cow is not vicious bird but
on the contrary is very loving and
gentle specimen of the bovine family,
and when she had found the mayor had
released his hold upon her udders the
old girl knew something was wrong
and started to walk around and look
him up and in doing so stepped upon
the mayors right leg breaking one of
the small bones in the right anckle
and INJECTING some other injuries that
will make Mr.. Mohs walk upon crutches
for many months. He was confined to
the house for day or so, but you cam
not keep good man down and he has
been transported to his place of bust
ness daily and was also present to pre-
side at the council meeting last even
ing. 1t is no joke, the old cow nearly
put Frank out of business, but we are
glad to say he is coming along in fine
shape.