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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-10-07

While Secretary Hilles takes care of
all official business en- route, Major
archie" Butt relieves the President
of worry over social obligations or
forms. 1t is Major Butt who attends
to the formalities of invitations, sends
the Presidents acknowledgements back
o those who have entertained him,
carries his social messages to friends
or officials whom he desires especially
to honor, and keeps at his elbow
throughout the day to aid in the heavy
work of carrying through the role OF
chief guest"
There is one other important official
of the presidential tour who never ap
pears at all He is Chief Clerk Ru'
dolph Forster, who runs things in
Washington when the President is
away; keeps the channels open to the
Presidents train; stops all unimport
ant matter before it reaches Taft and
handles the strings that touch the spe
cial car wherever it may be. Chief
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-10-07

The President has with him one in
valuable White House servant, a col
ored valet. He takes care of his
clothes, sees that everything is ready
for banquet, speech or automobile ride
and keeps the big man looking immac-
ulate and accurately attired. If there
is an automobile trip in view, the Pres
ident's silk hat box is carried along
by secret service man, and when the
automobile tour begins the President
doffs his topper" and digs a gray cap
out of the pocket of his coat, thereby
causing great envy on the part of the
local committeeman, who have to hold
their silk hats on against the wind.
There is always an extra collar for
the President, too; for in hot weather
his collar willis in prodigiously short
space of time.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-10-07
SWINGING AROUND THE CIRCLE
Continued from page ~

the occasion to those charged wit
smoothing them out, and refuses
become upset or worn out.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-10-07

sings out Hello, Bill" and the Fresi-
dents train moves out with the chief
executive waving a farewell to the
crowd.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-02-11

heart should die. Abe might he
hung for it, but he would die haTpy.
He had just come to this conclC-
sion, and the knee-high cornstalks
were looking red to him, when the
young man in the case appeared be-
fore him. He had wandered out TO
the field to pass time.
Abe sprang forward with a curse
and the hoe uplifted to strike, but
was promptly knocked down. As he
sat up and looked around in a dazed
way he was asked; n-.- -
"Now, then, have you gone crazy?
Look up here and tell me what's the
matter"
"You know, you villain" NUT
tered Abe.
81 know that you have been down
on me for something since | came,
but can't guess what"
"You lie! You have stolen Jen-
ME from mep
ooh, that's it. Glad to know what
it is. You think we are in love, do
your"
"Sure YOU are"
"Abe, YOU are an ass. | like
Cousin Jennie, but that is all. We
have never talked love and never
shall. | don't stand in your way in
the least, and ! don't know Of any
body that does"
"Then what's the matter with
her? She amt a bit like she used
to was / can see she feels way
above me. Hang it all, want to
kill someone! And it might as well
be youw
Then the young man sat down
beside the angry and grieving lover,
and in sympathetic voice told him
that the inevitable had happened, as
it had happened hundreds and thou
sands of times before. Miss Jennie
had gone away and risen above him.
She was no longer in his sphere. He
was just as good a man as before
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-02-11
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-02-11

but she had improved. She was now
of the outside world in speech and
manners, and his speech and man
ners grated on her. She could never
look upon him as in other days.
What's the matter with my
talk" asked Abe.
"Well, the other night | heard
you say you had went to the barn. "
80 1 had. What's the matter
with my manner?"
"Fcr one thing, you carry your
knife to your mouth at table"
Where should l carry it? Ding
my buttons, but is a girl to throw a
fellow down for such little things !?
II she is then / don't want her. Is
Jennie saying that Pm not educated
enough to be her husband p
81 haven't heard her, but the
other evening when you said that
Africa Joined England | saw her
smile"
"And don't it?"
"Not within 10000 miles"
"And don't my hOeing three acres
Of 'taters in a day make up for lack
Of education?
Hardly, Abe"
well, Pm sorry went for you as
l did. I'll sit on the fence and do
some thinking. This thing has got
to be settled some way"
He did sit on the fence and
wrestle with the new problem, and
as soon as supper was over and the
chores done that evening he changed
10 his Sunday clothes and was abb
sent for two hours. When he re-
turned he walked straight 90 70 Miss
Jennie and said:
"The other night / told you / had
went TO the born. / now want TO
say that j have went down to the
Widow Bakers, and that /, went TO
ask her to marry me, and before an
other month has went by we shall
be married and went away on our
bridal towerY
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-02-11
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

ers deserted gradually. leaving the
cliffs for the plains, owing to lack
OF water and climatic changes which
resulted in crop failures. He believes
the ruins date back about Ave cen
turtles, although other authorities
have put them thousand years
back.
He says that Cliff Palace was prac-
tically pueblo or town built in
cave; its population grew from both
without and within; new clans from
time TO time joined those existing,
while new births continually aug
mented the number OF inhabitants.
William Alden Smith, OF Michigan,
has declared himself opposed TO the
dollar diplomacy" OF Secretary
Knox as involved in the Honduran
loan treaty. According TO the Michi-
gan senator the treaty provides that
the United States shall assume con-
troll OF the customs houses in Hon
duras in order that the New York
syndicate which Is interested in I'M
derwriting the hundred million dol
lars worth OF Honduras loans may be
assured interest on its venture.
Secretary of the interior Walter
Fisher is working out plan for de-
veloping coal and other Alaskan re-
sources under the co-partnership ar
rangement similar 90 the arrange
ment which was worked out In
Chicago in the solution OF their
traction problem. In the Fisher plan
the title to the public lands is to re-
main in the United States govern
ment and the coal and minerals are
10 be worked under leasing proV-
sions limited to a period OF years.
Mr. Fisher believes that when this
plan is perfected II will make little
difference about the present control
by the Morgan-Guggenheim syndi-
cate of terminal and railway facili-
ties or even the decision of the Cum
ningham and other coal claims.
Sincerely, RATH.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

WASHINGTON, d. c., May 16, 1911.
Dead Dad: In Illinois former Speak
er Cannon's faction of the Republi-
can party is preparing TO run Vice
President Jim Sherman as a presi-
dental candidate in 1912. Billy Lor-
inner aids Cannon In this resolve.
while Taft's fortunes have been es-
poused by Gov. Deneen. This leaves
the LaFollette candidacy 10 the pro-
gressive wing, headed by Prof. Mer-
riam. lately candidate for mayor In
Chicago, and the progressives down
state, headed by State Senator Jones.
AS .hothmes III. said 10 Ammon
Kim: What do you know about thatY
Election of United States senators
by the people is again the first mum
Der on the senate program. Borak
has begun things again with com
mendable promptness. His resolution
was out of the judiciary committee
the first day the committee was ap-
pointed. Voting against the resolu-
ton in the committee were Clarke
OF Wyoming. Dillingham; OF Vermont,
Root. OF New York, Brandegee OF
Connecticut and Sutherland OF Utah.
Why did the cli1 jewellers leave
their cliff habitations? This is a
question which always puzzles Wis
itors 10 these interesting ruins OF
our western country. Generally the
visitor Is told that these prehistoric
people took refuge in these inacces'
sible places in order TO escape hos
tile tribes, and then were finally
overtaken by the disasters OF war
and were wiped out. A different an
swer TO the question is given by Dr.
Walter Fewkes, who has been max
ing some excavations and restora-
tons under the auspices OF the
Smithsonian In the ruins of the Mesa
Verde National park in Colorado. In
report on work just completed
at the Cliff Palace. DR.. Fewkes ex-
presses the belief that the cliff dwell
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
ADVERTISING TALKS.
CONTINUED from page L.

to Co., made the statement that
he was going to INCREASE HIS
NEWSPAPER APPROPRIA-
TION this year 25%c.
And he further said he ex-
pected the company would have
to INCREASE THE FACILI-
TIES of their plant ONE HUN
DRIED PER CENT. TO TAKE
CARE OF THE BUSINESS that
the extra newspaper advertising
would produce.
When a man of Mr.. Willys's
advertising experience makes 4
statement of this kind, it is
ELOQUENT TESTIMONY TO
THE POWER OF NEWSPAPER
ADVERTISING.
If newspaper advertising can
accomplish such results for the
Overland Automobile-and it
has been DEMONSTRATED to
Mr.. WHY'S satisfaction that it
CAMS it not reasonable to sup
pose it can do the same for any
other manufactured product?
NEWSPAPERS ARE MA
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

for years We have been killing every
snake that showed It's head. and II
we we're TO have an attack Of Asiatic
cholera we. OF this generation, would
have TO pay for the folly of our an
cestors.
Snakes, 1t seems, kill small rodents.
particularly squirrels and rats, that
carry the plague. Ditmars speaks up
for all the snakes. except rattlers and
copperheads, and intimates that he
might find something good to say even
OF them He thinks the day will come
when snakes will De protected by law.
Well, well! II takes long time
TO get acquainted with the universe,
doesn't It? And some OF our strongest
beliefs turn out to be mere supersti-
tions-ignorance carefully bequeath-
ed to US by our benighted fathers!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
From Another Point of View

Owen TO Shakespeare why
he & I'D file?
youc a o view
photographer
article pleasant?
but we though WI we a a
ndon have advanced 500
Be as / dispute a
Commandments that everybody will
pleased
man a
o. a
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
THE GOOD OLD SNAKE.

We are living in friendly age
when ancient prejudices are being
broken down in every direction, and
at last even the snake has a friend
and champion. He is Raymond L. Dit
mars. curator OF the n. Y. Geological
Park, who says:
For people realize that nature has
placed every living creature on earth
for some definite purpose, and tina,
when we destroy a class of them we
are upsetting the balance OF nature
and leaving 1t open TO the attack OF
evils against which pre- 1ision had
been made" He goes on 40 say that
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

TIONAL ADVERTISING ME-
DIUMS-they can sell any ar
ticle of merit from a paper of
pins to a $4,000 pearl necklace,
and the sooner general advertis-
ers realize this fact, the better
it will be for themselves.
ITO Be Continued.)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
shrunk Worse Than vioIets.

NEW YORK, May 16.-An unex-
pected shrinkage in certain unlisted
holdings in the family of F. Angus
tus Heinze, copper millionaire, caus-
ed lawsuit that was settled by
compromise The shrinkage was not
in copper stocks, but in certain COM
bination sets of lingerie, bought by
Mrs Heinze for her rousseau They
cost $3.50 each but after washing
they were too short. Nine. Cohen,
the linger maker, sued.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
Once Again We Meet
humanity Right In The
Midst Of Rush For Money

Rushes to Aid Of Driver Whose
Starving and Weakened Horse
Has Fallen and Gives In
humanity a Piece Of
His Mind.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

Fine.
Why not in every public matter? Next time the
railroad presidents-or j. p Morgan-call at the White
House let's the doors open and the reporters in
The last time the Wallst outfit called In the win
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
Not To Be Continued.

Mrs. Clifford Orlando had a corn
on her diminutive toe. Having heard
that phosphorus was a good EXTERN
inator sne applied some upon retir-
ing. During the night her husband,
noticing a luminous object at the
corner of the bed, and thinking 1t
a FREELY or bug OF some kind, quietly
reached for his slipper. Grasping Il
firmly by the sole he brought the
heel down on the object!!!
The end.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

Yes. the hour II was midnight,
And the night was full OF gloom;
While two nightie-covered figures
Were a-gliding through the room.
"He Is dead" the first one murmured.
There was blood upon the sill.
You're a dandy" said the second,
II am glad you hit 10 kill"
"'Twas a fine night for murder"
Said the first, land no police;
Now I've kill the first mosquito.
Maybe we can sleep In peace"
Chorus girls and manicurists, take
not. Your day OF rejoicing has
came" 1t Is not one OF your number
but lady barber who is named as
correspondent in the latest Chicago
divorce case.
Won't T. RS hobbies get the jolt
when he goes to the Child's Welfare
Exhibit in Chicago? One placard
reads, THE Bigger the Family the
Higher the Death Rate Among Chill
dren."
Why Not7
o don't you remember sweet Alice,
Ben Bolt,
Sweet Alice, with hair reddish
brown?
She stood in the very front row, Ben,
The night that the chorus struck
town.
You can't but remember sweet Alice,
Ben Bolt,
Who wore the new-fangled gown,
That created mad bloody riot, Ben
Bolt,
The night that We showed her the
town.
You squandered your whole winters
wages. Ben Bolt,
And | lost my own happy home,
So guess we remember sweet Alice,
Ben Bolt.
No matter how far we may roam.
May may fetch the weather that
April failed TO bring TO bat.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

(. - humanity along driving
on. horse which would have been
b load horses.
poorly flesh that its rib showed and
81 You could haveh hung your hip
ugly where the collar had rubbed
against the hide the occasions doubt Of other loads heavy as
before which the beast doing its best
pavement greasy slippery the Of Grand River
and GriswOdi.
The horse could get foothold
The Oak ON front slipped heap in the
street
Humanity appeared who hurng by the
crossing
He wasn't up part exactly.
He was big burly fellow with ford and
would have taken him at sight quite soues railroad
an oil trust
But he was certainly up n the speaking part
Humanity stepped quickly to Inhumani and together
they worked free the poor animal
All straps were oOene old mortar pulled back
BY about 80 bystanders horse rganed its feet
broken thll seemed to disturb humanity the most
The sight of the horses the its back
what disturbed Humanity
Humanity stood by and the broken shaft and
helped hitch the horse again and quite silent throughout
the process
Ihumaniy mounted the forgetting thank Humanity
and emitting f "Geup brought his whip down the horses p
The horse slipped and nearly fell again
"Getup shouted humanity bringing down the hn again
aGetup there what's the matter with your
This was too much Humanity stepped beside the driver
grabbed the lines nhumanty hands and proceeded to tell hum
thing
You want to know the matter with him. do you
asked Humanity
T tell Won what's with him he needs oats This horse
4 and weak consideration enough for this
animal to put drop there You viii have to 60 and
there fixed but could have saved
that expense by buying this poor oats"
He handed the driver while the crowd cheered
Humanity
Il struck us as another owning horse when he should
not be permitted privilege.
Along with him who huries his horse down
HILL the driver Of the HILL the driver
who drives pavements and the driver who
saws the bit in horses mouth
We mention the incident in this column the
friend Of burden because this column takes pleasure
every time it Humanity during the hours in this OF get
N the-money.
We mention here that the
hone fast approaching
hope notice Of the driver who in the sweeng
season. whom have the amount
spect we have fails blanket his winter
These tell when they suffering from the
ood or from they plead for the
divers lash comes backs they hesitate before
too heavy loads
But the Almighty provided protection giving
mem hearts there with in the meet
ing Of Humanity humant and such in the who
cheered Humanity at the street
stop long enough to practice humaniyf
as is the porcelain clay Of human kind" Dryden said
Cnr Ocoar lind Ado1f Snv IN
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
WHY NOT
ALWAYS
OPENf

House and the
] The time Wallst outfit called in the win
and enforcement OF the
admitted the people
never havefo just what happened -.
Assuming Wa crowd calls matters for the PUB
than Official statements oil
child
has been awarded
Official instead Of THE Star
B--u Spangled Banner
- s need real national
Is
j is the multitude
because OF its IL Is further true
contribute half million dollars for the
seryeab that dosnt
+ below middle c.
And doubt have the money
But will the buy the song?
We all OF the
before
the time is ripe for it, We
us
Did Rouget
o world?
Did any prize
tribute
world
Marseiaise
of there
the national anthem nowbecause the
is half a million!
Nv the way where is that Anthem"
OF
Il much the what
songw about-and who wrote It,
remembers?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

A new hydroplane boat is said TO
be capable OF speed OF 40 nautical
miles an hour.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
OBSERVATIONS


left wide
The public a OF that conference
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16

Humanity and Inhumanity met
the other day, down town.
1t was between IL and ! o'clock,
one of the busiest hours of the day,
when you would least expect to
meet Humanity.
The meeting took place at the
intersection Of Grand River-ave. and
Griswold-st.
Inhumanity came along driving
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-16
Most
| A1:ythiis
Today's Commonplace:
| slept like a log.

Today's Commonplace:
| slept like log.
This Burns detective agency has a
great press agent
The Ohio legislature has a bribery
scandal in its midst Ohio refused 10
play second fiddle to Illinois.
I'll fares the team, to Fastening Ills
prey.
That cannot lick st. Louis any day.
Jay Gould has married Miss Graham,
descendent OF the royal family OF
Hawaii Remember Queen Lii?
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-01-06
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
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RELlEVEs URINARY AND KIDNEY
TRoUBLEs, BAckAcHE, eTRAiN-
ING, eWELLINo, ETC.
steps Palm In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

wouldn't It be nice within . week or 20
to begin to say goodbye forever to the
scalding. dribbiing. straining. or too fire.
qu,nt passags of urine: the forehead and
thu back-of-ths-hsad aches: the stitches
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ids or ankles: leg cramps; unnatural
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spondencyf
have q recipe for these troubles that
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make QUICK RECOVERY. you ought
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doctor would charge you $3.50 Just for
writing this prescription. but I have 1t
and will be glad to send It to you entire
ly free. Just drop me line like this:
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Detroit. Mich, and will send It by re-
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only pure. harmless remedies. but II has
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1t will quickly show its power once you
use 1t. SO I think you had better see what
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copy free-you can use 1t and cure your
self at home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-01-06
REALLY OPENED THEIR EYES
Parlshloner's Remark, However, Left
Young Minister Somewhat n
In the Dark.

Rev. Henry r. Rose in the Newark
Star tells the story OF a young min
lister who had recently taken charge
of small parish In Vermont He
aspired to greater things and large
field. and in the hope that his reputa-
tion would travel beyond the limits OF
the village to which he had been sent
he threw into his sermons all the
force and eloquence at his command.
He was, however. totally unprepared
for what was intended for a comph-
ment. but which was put to him In
such a way that It left him In doubt
as to the real impression he had made.
One Sunday morning. after an espe-
ciaily brilliant effort. he was greeted
by an old lady. who was one OF the
most faithful attendants at all serv-
ices. Approaching the young minister.
she said: "Ah. sir. we do enjoy your
sermons so much, they are SO In
structive. Do you believe It. we never
knew what sin was until you came to
the parish
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-01-06

Everyone wears a scarf. Much gilt
ter and much soft and exquisite color
mark these lovely accessories. They
are in the highest favor and are likely
to remain SO for some time to come.
They are long and are often thrown
over the head in the transit to and
from the play. Where one chooses to
wear quiet gown, the gay scarf or
the bespangled one does wonders in
the way of Frightening up the costume.
A pretty gown of gold-brown velvet
with chiffon combined In the waist,
cream net collar and small round
guimpe, and with a little gold lace in
troduced, was a simple affair by com.
parison with the many gorgeous cos
tunes about It. It was cut round
length (as so many are) and was
smart visiting gown. The brilliant vel
low and gold spangled scarf and the
lovely coiffure, with its wide band of
gold and mass of smooth puffs, made
the ensemble one of the successes of
the evening. But perhaps the raven
hair and smooth, creamy skin of the
wearer. and. more than all. the pair of
dark and brilliant eyes she possessed,
lent splendor to her apparel. Ger
tainly no one was more admired and
no one SO unconscious of 1t apparently,
than she Of the gold scarf.
JULIA BoTToMLEY.