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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
TENNESSEAAS IN CAIRO
Pupils of School at MatiR to @he
Number Of $50 Enjoyed Street
Car Ride.

Aa excursion pafty OF 3& mea and
women fvom Martin Aann. welt in
the city yesterday They went 10
tIukman. KY, by railroad and met
she Cairo and Paducah Racket tho
steamer K. Dunbar, which brought
The party TO Cairo, arriving mere at
.3::- 20 O'Clock General Supt Crossiey
OF the Cam Electric & Traction co
was wired to have enough cars rea..y
to convey the yarty over the lines.
Seven ears were placed mn .INtl
street. and when the boat had lande |,
the Martin brass band led the pro.
csson down Sixth street. 10 tne crs
which nearly all the members of Inc
party boarded The cars were run
over both inner and outer belt lines.
the auspices of che Hall-Moody Inst.
mite OF Martin. The party returned
in lime 10 reach home shortly after
midnight.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
y PATTI STOOD PAT.
The Diva Won'dn't Cut fsr Rates. hut
,uenessed an Alternative.

Patti once was waited upon st her
hotel by famous minstrel magnafe,
Colonel j, III. Hayetly, Whose ambition
had been aroused to secure the diva
Tor a concert toHr under his direction.
Madame received him most graciously.
and the two began discussing the de-
tails
May | ask your terms for ATTY
nissts. Nine. pattiE" IIaveriy asked
'@For concert or for opera" the diva
asked
For concert" Haverly replied.
Four thousand a night. or $500 600
for fifty nights. one-lialf to he depes.
tied on signag lie cos;naet,' was
Pasfs delihe%are response.
Haverly tsied to appear composed,
but it was toe mach of an effort.
Two huudred GleH4and for iay
nights, Heavens, madaIne. that is
Just tpur times as much as wo pay our
president Of the United States" he
cried.
Wen" the divine one answered,
why don't Won set The president to
sing Tor yos?'
Haverly fed Robert Grau in Nj
steal Aserica.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
The Peculiar Sand Ey,

The sasd sy is perfectly harmiess
II does not bse, 1t has, no sting 1t
cannot even eat All it cru dots 10
fit about for Il Eew hours, enjoy the
light of day or the glare OF au electric
lamp. The sand fly is known to scien-
lists Familiarity as the May ny In sci
enkifla terms il is called ephemerida.
THIS name is taken from the Greek
word ephemeros. which means hstins
only for day. TO the scientists the
ssal ily liz one Of the most Interesting
andsbeautful Of Insects. The fly lives
but a DAY at most, but before II sees
the light it has lived from one TO three
years under the water m the form OF
what the scientists call Il ngmph. HE
nynhph can both walkFand swim As
1t grows it molts, and after about the
ninth mott tiny wings appear on its
thoray These grow larger until the
insect comes forth from the water II
sand ay. 1t then has but one duty-to
lay its eggs. This done, the sand fly
2lNags through the air until its brief
life IS ended.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

Mr.. and Mrs. Arch Mathis and little
son of Tamaroa. spent Sunday with
relatives here.
The services at the Metholis'
Episcopal church will begin hereafter
one-half hour later in the evening
namely Epwctth League, ZOO
o'clock; preaching, at 500 on sun.
day evening and prayer meeting at
$500 O'Clock p. m, Wednesday.
Miss La Verne Armstrong was a
Cairo shopper, Monday.
Miss jess e Mol, Of Cairo, spent
Sunday win iss Ora Sims on Com.
mercial avenue.
Ben Blum has improved his prop.
erty, the Blum Block, on Lower Maip
street by having the six brick sup.
ports on the West front Of the build.
ing covered with cement, giving IL
the appearance of a cement builllng.
He will also soon have an awning
erected for his clothing store and
Mise Johnacn's Millinery and Dry
Goods Stores
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Spoiled Her Romance.

| was blessed with a romansc brain,
and quiet, even state Of things could
not satisfy me for long. SO the thought
suddenly entered my head to have my
husband madly in love with nae. One
evening as we were prOmenading the
bank Of the Nistula, ander those Ven
cradle trees which shaded the less TN
sophisticated loves Of the beautiful
Marie d Arquin, | brought round the
conversation TO sentiment. / madn-
tanned that no happinJ@5 was possible
on this earth except in a reciprocal
attachment, both lively and enduring.
My husband, after listening to me in
diligently for little while looked at
his watch, called my attention to the
lateness Of the hour. observed that our
cousins We're becoming vary tiresome
and that it was time to 20 in!--From
Countess Potockas Memoirs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Not In That Class.

A Cleveland young woman has ten
year-old brother who is wise beyond
his years and is likely to crop out in
new places at the most unexpected
times. The other night the anxious
sutton called on his inamorata. arriv
ing at her domicile little before he
was exppcted, She was not ready to
make her appearance, and the duty
Of entertaining the caller devolved
upon the little brother.
We'll. Bobby began the young man
in an effort to make conversation and
at the same time 10 put his involuntary
hos at his ease. does your sister think
that am sailing III this house oftener
than | ain Welcomet'
The child ooaed eeenly At the caller
Nothing doing" he said DO you
think I'm one Of these fresh Kids you
read about in the funny papers? There
amt going to be no embarrassing an
swer this time" Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
THE SMART SHOES
FOR EVENING WEAR.
They Are Adorned With Fluffy
Ribbon Ornaments.

The smart shoes Of the season. both
for day and evening wear, are deeorat,
ed with large bows Like most other
pretty things, those bows are not
cheap, so they add considerably TO
the first cost Of the slippers, but the
girl who has a little time to spare
can easily make them for herself and
they viii add to the atTactiyeness of
the p1ainest pair Of shoes. 1t is a
pretty fancy to let the bows match
the gown or hair ribbon with which
theg are worn.
First there Is n large rosette for
evening shoes. To make this you
need one and one-half yards of ribbon
about one-half inch wide and small
piece OF black buckram or stiff linen
to serve ~ Il mouBt. Never sew bows
straight on to the leather for the
constant movement of the foot be-
meath them wears them out soon.
Divide the ribbon into quarters, cut
two little round pieces Of buckram,
each one-half inch across, for the
mounts; gather the ribbon round the
buckram, taking care that the raw
ends are neatly fastened off. Stitch
the bows down TO the shoes, sewing
through buckram, but not through the
ribbon, for this would make it lie fiat
and look depressed and dowdy. The
center OF the rosette me- be left
plain or finished Off with a tiny buckle.
A seouin mount on Il shoe Is aso
pretty. and perhaps the smartest is in
the form of star. Trace The star on
the buckram and cut II out; sew the
sequins thickly on the silk and then
cover the buckram with It. holding
tire silk in PLACE by strong stitches at
the back. Beads mas he used in the
same way. but they should ba sewcd
on firmly or they will soon wear of,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
BULL ANTS OF AFRICA.
Elephants. Liens and Even Man Him
self Flee From Them Tn Terrier.

1Nl' iCT Aofti ifSUl NJ CfFEF.
In the vas. equatorial forests Of
Africa the most dreaded Of animals is
the great bun ant. Unlike other ants
it carries nothing away; everythla. is
eaten on the spot. Every Kind Of l.aS,
and reptile--eephants. lions, soriilas.
snakes and man himself --ilecs before
this terrible insect.
These ants march through the for.
ests in long thin column. Two inches
wide and miles in length Ii they come
to an open space where there are no
trees to shelter them from the sun
they buwow underground ana form
tunnels. through which thay march on
1t often takes as long as twelve hours
for one Ct, these armies 10 pass.
Any creature orertaken il ut once
attacked WITH Irresistible fsry asd IN
stmtly devouaad The strongest anu
the weakest, a8e most fierce. and tile
NEST timid Of creatures are alike
their prey.
Natives overtaken by them seek ref.
age in the nearest river or pond. Yet
even when the ants themselves are
drowned their strong piuclas refuse
to relax their hold upon any flesh they
may Fave attached themselves to, and,
though theT bodies are torn fogcEbly
away. heir heads remain.
Certain barbarous tribes, when q
man is condemned for yito+craft,
fasten him to q tree and leave him to
the ants. When they have passed q
skeleton alone is left TO tel the. tale
Pearson's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
The Fortniohtly Club.

The roTtnightly Club will hold theii
last meeting OF the sea OH at TIE
library this afternoon.
The program will be as follows
Sonata, Opus 13-Beethoyen; Mrs
Max Kaufman.
All figiuol | Min. figiuol from The
ProFhtt Meyerbeet. Mrs. A. 5. Cal
igher.
Tae Nightingale-Arthur Penn; Mrs.
C. S. Bourque.
Quartet, Nymphs and Shepherd
Pureell-Lynes; Miss Emma Lansden,
Miss Langden, Miss lEsie Lansdeh
and Miss Miller, Mrs. w. F. Smith a,
the piano.
Canzonetta-Shutt; Mrs. Leon E.
Denison.
ta) Hush, My Little One"-Beveg-
mani; OBJ Open Thy Blue Eye&-Maa.
senet; Miss de Rosset.
Overture, Prometheus Beethoven;
Mrs. e. L. Prohlet. Mrs. Hattie Glib
son Thistlewood at the piano.
SHADOW Song from "Dinorah"-Mey-
erbeer' Mrs. A. G. Staehle
Concert Study in fiat no. 81
Listz; Mrs. C. Fred Gallagher.
Quartet, solveigs Song - Greig
Lyneg. Misses Lansden, Langan and
Miller.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
"A CARS STRAWBERRIES
Fruit Men Of Villa Ridge Making
Good Crop Record--Big Ship
msnt Saturday.

MIS-. paul G Psvey. Of SO Twenty
second sfre7t is visiting VITA AR
Paveys motaer, Mrs. George i
Pavey for several days at Villa Ridge
Mr.. Pave:, who accomraniS h.a
wife. returned to Cairo yesyerriay to
to resume mis- trip on the road i.e
say. Saturday the Villa Ridge fruli
growers shipped OF "A ears of her
res to the Chicago market, whch
brought prices from s. to 1915 per
crate. He says 1t is ANTICIPATED the
crop of Granda berries. whicl h. a
later crop. will far exceed the present
crop Of berries in qquantty,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
FRIED POTATOES.
Sold on the Streets From pushearts In
Parts OF France.


The street vending OF ponmes frites.
or French fried potatoes is peculiar
to He nor5hern part 1T France, Pom
IneS fritas take the place of peanuts
and popcorn aud are sold in much me
saine fashion. Not osy IS this fSde'
carried on ia some Instances as tes u-
lariy established business, bin Mslh
men wishing TO increase Their earnings
come out on hne streets in the evening
and sell these fried potatoes f:om
pushcarts. Their profits ofteu exceed
their days wages.
The pushcarts are Of the ordinary
type, bat covered A coke hraZier is
inserted through the flooring. over
which is placed the large iron calGron
holding the fat obtained from beef
sHet Raw potatoes, after being pared
are pressed thros@h Il special cutting
machine, coming ont iii long, narrow.
foHr sided pieces. These are immedi-
ately put into the Boiling fat ana in
several minutes are thoroughly cooGed
They are then saited and sold in snail
paper cornucopias holding or cents
worth.
Pommes frites have the advantage
that they supply satisfying and M
tspive meal for few cents TINS is
especially appreciated by tho mill cn-
nloyees during the noon hour rs they
are thus enabled to have something
hot with their otherwise cold lunches
Rather than 80 to he trouble OF pre-
pairing the dish, to soy nothing Of fill
ing the house with tie odor Of boiling
fat. many families prefer 10 purchase
the freshly cooked tuhors from he
nearest vender. These fried pntsocs
ara nor sold merely ut headlines. hat
during the day, and are eaten Ike pop
corn.- Consular Reports.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
The Difference In Sneea

The professor Of shorthand in local
business college adduced this unan-
swerable argument in an address TO a
new class the other day:
I'VE are told that 1t took Gray, au-
thor of the well knowH 'Elegy In a
Country Churchyard,' seven years to
write that famous poem, " he had
known stenograplw he could have done
ii In seven minutes. We have gradu-
atcs who have done that same poem
in that length of time Cleveland
Flnin Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

In Longfelows Journal. in which he
chroniced daily things that came un-
der his observation. he notes that upon
n certain occasion he attended u
church Wh@e tse minister took as bis
subject Progress" lie was very
tiattered when the latter quoted about
half of the psalm Of Life" After re
seating the verses The minister said,
II could never repd that poem without
feeling the inspiration with which it
was written To this incident Long
fellow adds; "I;Nt ! haA the conscit
taken out Of me - the evening Of that
day. when | happened 10 meet Il lady
at PreScott'S aud IN our conversation
she referred to the sermon in the
morning and added He quoted some
beautiful verses, but nokody knew
from whence came the quotations
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
Even the Worlds Most Ancient Boob
Lamonts That They Have Fled.

Even the Worlds Most Ancient Book
Lannon'S That They Have Fled.
A priceless manuscript OF eighteen
pages, found in an Egyptian monu-
mcnt and published in facsimile in
France about the year ls4i is thosght
10 be the Oldest book in HE wollJ
Procured at Thcbes w pri.gs
fAycnnrs and presented By Xiv, 10
tkc National library n Paris, II il
usually called tho "Papylis Prs@,"
from ihe name OF The eisAor. As The
manuscrih was found in a aenument
Of the eleventh. dynasty. II Hsst he an.
terror 10 the shepherd kiass and there.
fore elder Nv many centuries than thn
tipe OF Moses older even tkln TIA
d-te usually assigned to Abraham
and so of all existing books it woala
lie the most aAeienl. Ellie words Of
every PAGE. thpngh believed 10 hava
been written 1000 years ago. are in.
tensGy black 70 this day and ia . bald
round hand
By 4 curious irony this echo from
the very childhood of he world Ia
mcn.s the good old times that had
passed away. The autkor. who was
prince Of the royal blood. gives warn.
ING 70 the young and declares that The
words Of ancient wisdom sho,kd be the
daily food o. children and grown men
alike. Humility ana obedience lie
makes to be The foundation OF all yir-
fac. Christian Science Monitor.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
He Was Well OF

Fl. Clay Calhoun, testifying in an as
sault case spoke of one Washington
White NJ well off.
"Now witness" said the cross exam
inSng lawyer. when you declare
White to be well off. what do you
mean? Is he worth S10.O002'
"N0. sab. Oh. no. sab" said Calhoun.
as he worth $4,000"
mo, sab Nah, gracious, nor
as he worth S1.00o?'
mo, sab: he amt wurf II cents"
"Then how is he well OFF,"
"Bekase. sab his wife am an A No.
l washlady and keeps lie hull family
In bangup style. Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

Seeing is believing, eh:" said an
oculiSt Wei. no saw Was ever more
absurd than that You see horses
head and n -four barrel, and You be-
lieye the barrel is LONGER than the
horses head, don't YOU: Well ii isn't
The horses head from the tips Of his
ears 10 lie end OF his nose il longer
than the barrel by considerable
distance. Architects havs II deceive
the eye IL order 90 make 1t appear
that their buildings are symmetrical.
They make walls lean In that they
may appear vertical, They make win
dowS wider VI the top They make
columns thicker IN the middle than
~ ME summit or base. AND the top
lines Of q building. in order to appear
plumb 10 The silly eye Of man must he
raised up quite lot in the center
Seeing IL believing. indeedw-.Cin-
cinnati Enqaser.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

There is no great change ia glove
styles. The demand for short sleeves
viii Increase tkat for lssg gloves, a4d
many gloves viii be worn In sixteen,
twenty and twepy-four button length
chiefly in white glace kid.
Neither pastel shades nor black, es-
pecially the latter, win be much worn
In kid. and white will have things
practically all its own way
There is u big revival of silk gloves,
particularly in the long sizes. Here
black and white are the most impor.
tant shades, not only For evening, but
also for street wear. as many lingerie
blouses are heing made with elbow
length and three-quarter sleeves.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

"You wont make auy mistake in
buying this car, Mr.. .Iuggings," said
the agent. at Is the best III the mar
ket. There isn't'ony comeback to our
output"
Then don't want It," retorted Jug
gins, There wasn't any comeback TO
the last car ! bad and had to walk
back. Haven't ysu anything you'can
show me with a Few return attach
mentS|- uarpcrs Workly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

cut with rather high empire waist,
indicated by a wide belt, while the
V shaped Opening at the neck is TN
ished with rsvers faced with a row
of buttons. The skirt is made with
double box FLATS on the front and
with carefully fitted side paits. Serge
or mehaE VIII make serviceable
jumper In this design. or it may be
duplicated in lipen or any similar
fabric.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Mixing to the Doctor.

While making some professional calls
in a sParsely settled district came
upon a little plump. rosy checked girl
trudging toward home with her slate
and dinner pail in her hand | asked
het TO ride with me.\ could see that
she was very timid child. and effsrts
to engage her in conversation We're an
awaiting. She would meekIy answer
yes or mo" but not another word
would she speak.
A few weeks later | was called to
the little girls home 10 attend another
meraber Of the family for slight all.
ment. when about TO leave the moth.
err spoke up smilmgly and said: DO
you remember nay little girl riding
with you a few weeks ago? Well.
when she got home she said. Mamma,
I rode from school with the doctor, and
he kept talking with me and talking
with me, and Just didn't know what
to do, for yon know doctors charge
you when you talk with them, and |
didn't have any money - National
Monthly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

A woman approached policeman
on Fourth avenue the other day and
said, pointing TO n wizened, forlorn
looking Italian "flhs man has asked
ME the way to Fourteenth street. but
! can't make him understand how TO
get there'
"Sure, III explain TO him in Italian"
said the policeman. "Look-a here.
Michae-a. you wolk.a rigat on-a this
street-a two block-a till.a you come \
to becg.a, wide streeta. and that is
eet."
Giraffe" acknowledged the Italian
gratefully. Me find-a bcem"-New
York Press.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

TO the untutored Cinnamon the
presence Of the missionary is a puzzle.
They simply cannot imagine human
beings exiling themselves from their
native land for the love OF men on the
opser side of the globe So they frame
sundry theories TO explain the thing
to Themselves One theory is that The
missionaries are secret political agents
bent on gaining an influence over the
Chinese and then swaying them to the
advantage OF their respective govern
mentS. Only Of late have The natives
come to realize that the strangers are
not sent by their governments but by
religious groups According to another
theory. China is so excellent and re
nowped that the red haired barbariaRs
come 20 live there for the mere pleas
ure of IT, AS fer their self denying
works OF benevolence. these are sup
posed to be prompted by the desire to
acquire merit.-CentUry.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Attended May Meeting Sunday.

The following Cairo People won't
out 10 Tandy Creek church Sunday
ana attended the May Meeting held
there. Post Master Sidney b. Milec,
County Clerk, Jesse q. Miller, Circuit
Cltrk Alfred Brown and family, ]. NJ.
Guion and family, MrA 1slia Farrin.
Elijah Clutts. Mack Brown. Miss Dcne
Milbourn and Edward Coakly
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

"Plant your feet firmly and squarely
on the ground. throw back your Shout
ders. fold your arms aRd affirm IN most
emphatic terms that YOU are strong
healthy and we'll Do this fer few
minutes every evening, and, even If
this is NOT how you actually feel, mais
tain by your physical and mental at
titude that it is your condition. and
you VII soon find that il becomes so
and that you are not really telling
lies This was the advice given by
Or. J. Stehson Hooker in lecture OH
"Posturing aud Posing For Health" at
the simple life conference and ex-
hibiEon in London, ut is wonderful
TO what extent our state of health can
be altered in this way" Dr. Hooker
added 1T stirs up the currents Of
feeling which act on the nerves These
net OH the blood vessels. and thus The
whole system is improved, and we be
come different beings
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

"This stock" said the promoter. sis
fully paid up and worcestershire"
We'll IL it's fully paid up" replied
the man who was inexperienced IN
such matters. Il cant see why You
want me 10 put money into II. Would
not that be unfair 10 the people who
paid ii up?-Chicas go ecord.Herald
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

"De Woo2e seemed 10 get mad be-
cause didn't laugh at that weazcned
joke Of his
"Humor him when you can You see.
De WOoze is the sort of humorist that
expects somebody to smash the bass
drum every time he chorles Il pun
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
m THE REALM
OF FASHION
Dress For Girl.

The jumper SUR has many advan-
tages for children, Sleeves ana aoi.
lars Of ordinary dresses soil most
quickly. bur with jumper dress a
fresh guinpe gives an entirely differ
cnt appearance, This jumper dress is
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
He Wolild Indeed.
asked

whats This word. pap asked
Willie, pointing il out in his book.
phenomenon, replied pa. :
"Wol. what is thnt|,
THAT, my sou, is exactly what yoa
would be If You never disturbed yo,n'
father with questions" Catholic
Standard aud Times
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Account Of illness.

Mrs. w L. NJ. Glover OF 1I0l Com.
meqcial avenue has announced she
will be unable to entertain the Logan
Bible Glass and the Ladies' Circle Of
the F'ifst Methodist church on &C.
count Of the illness Of her son.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

Husband Excuse me dear but dou'
you cook much more for dinner than
we can use? Wife Df course. IL
didn't how could economi2c by
utilizing leftover aishesE" Toledo
Blade
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
y SOCIAL o4ND PERSONAL u
AAt the county club.

Saturday was entertainment day al
the Country Club. The dinner was
served hy the hostesse3 Mrs. p. s.
Lansden, MIs. g. u. Weercn Miss
Margaret Lansden and Miss Bruce
Wearen. After the dinner number
of the members danced and others
played cards.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

Women no longer Young must take
care about wearing collarless frocks.
If their nechs are long and scrawiiy
they must either have them nassaged
between now and summer Or else in
vest In brussels net.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
SIGMA Delta Phi.

Sigma Delta Phi Club will meet
TAa1rsslay with Miss Mora Perrault Of
Clafies street, The members OF the
Club have purchased rings with club
seal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Sensitive.

Garrulous Barber As The sayin'
goes, There's always room at the
top" Sensitive Customer How dare
you refer to nay badness! Boston
Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Even Temnercd.

as your husband even icmperedT'
Eyes answered Mrs Wurryd he
even tempered enough. He's inst
about as irritable one day as another"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Disappointed.

Mr.. X.-Oh, I've been. doing quite
round Of calls. Nid I've been 80 Nm
Fortunate. Mrs. NJ What, everybody
OUT Mr.. X No; everybody m.-.Lou-
Non Opinion.