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The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-12-19


o those Who zen bin " vs. foolish BIZ ne hey
Ing one H. thing aed ana n ihii world ihs
ready take ehanee y mihd' me % - OCCASION
when Lord attended police court ss..on us ne ,eg We WV ~
Gle Of dun and petty offenders were ns n s prison
@ box There wore two among che s. Sa @ ~. sS sS r s%
their plight company. HE little boy give them
vsnn IT, 10 way ishi Bu' is
foolish like that and hs to have foolish fellow hs Ed
ssSss
very afternoon papss thrown
reporoa panic by commanding officer ct the
compelling the service towear their
uniforms at all times bright and enthusiastic young reporter assigned
piece trailing Major Neville
city Waikiki and interviewed such part Of him
was famous painted waters demand
draugng order and eventually published
things that going to happen
committee of indignant marines who were going to wait on the mayor
him The major has been laying for
that committee but Kpng that's another story
There mighty at the barracks that afternoon and after the
bid individually and collectively laid their plans for
following reached
private frequent
commanding
standing front of Major Neville
him all sides opened with shrapneL
description of the ovn tundbt that about to
light on Private Needles description navy prison
the of the members of the that
try that the commanding officer had
to beat retreat absolutely dazed and mutteng Ne Needles over
cleared he took out the battalion
records looked the record Of Private Needles cambria h'ndE'r
chief in his mouth and waited for the story to appear
Back IN January 1909 the battalion was treng ala paror car across
the Arizona desert and in Needles
station Honolulu advantage
pulling end of which dragged fox terrier ueang
pulled with the beref
GUESSING Descriptive Book all officially in
bed appeared faith
fully kept
pups Needles Needles
August 1905 Arizona January
by Capt H. Snyder that his kin
other with Honolulu pedgre0s who uHoeia frequent tn
camp professional been faithfully kept
that hi
spotted yellow all the other minutia
of the military examiner
tried him 70
reductions of the whole
lection, lie of his ofenses
month before he received twenty days resco
causing Fighting brought him
Fighting Kelley licking him.
action Several civil brought trial in civil court Hi
nolprossed.
"Ted by Deck Court
sentenced evntyfve
restriction Lastly, sE
there fromA August TO- 1909, present time
married The day Major Nevi
marine
marry
n enlistment" Signed I'D. R. Needles"
IS document indeed but there record in it of an
n service,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-12-19

heavily. being
followed led the from the Volcano
Anyhow, that's the
think he Il in twengh minutes finished
ymnn later H Is some Wake
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-12-19

"
Now with all the of new
the height the of the city fathers and the part of those
municipal of in
country resolve during the coming fiscal
period expenditure general building of
try roadsI
advocating policy the months and believe
that the time has about arrived when should be hearing from my converts
repeat little using next
figures adorn twceOld tale
During be spent country
$3.50 :. - 49, e 80 ta oad s, az ioa Ed nd .,irtv
approximately, history Oahu has
the it strikes that
the ought be satisfied without
holding seventy
and much badly.
the fire department more
money; money build PuulO (Which
ielf)j widening year
the job is delayed adds to the value of the property to some
things
] var on the country road antnents srcent for the maintenance Of
enough organization spend money ukeep
ing
great part of the absolutely necessary things enumerated above
Basng years receipts of county
going estimated dollars
believe that Treasurer cOnkng has had his boost the valuations Of
things bring their actual worth that the
property going considerably
at any rate there is no good business in doong away on the ukeep Of un
departments that is required for
It 5 up to the supervisors
going against
Kih The Hawaiian his
internal influences the job he began than and
oBrens has his suspicion that medicine
material which
kahun The thing suspicious
few days of dog digging fish out of the ground the factory
There little bother about the fish until the
the being decidedly
began develop girl up.
began to leave Khuna they said It was all Pop could do to keep
of them the Chinese swollen
finally
oB announced his intention employ the services haOe kana
looking
for pruaiS to put him the job and he the thing be
recently discharged factory
theory explaining
the of the rotten fish But nothing simple that
win according
likely put
on more style than Mark Twn BO did when he overwhelmed magician
$685.
usually
ready
tb3s one eorson case helms to show It The scheme he was varying %
he ability
evident knowledge of the world, cleanup expected
imagine going arrangement
big everyone
Army, Navy and wouldn't believe
fake after The Advertiser showed it, and continued take his stories
BY the time lot of tickets had been Sold for the
been in position advance itand
nau the ASu aSluo ana dropped 1ordon nee there wa
other ground for suPng him. merely because wouldn't
Francisco today has hundred gentlemen of leisure living constant
by their getting
with it all the time Honolulu up
quickly ppOnatey people exper
wisdom any flag
way to skip suddenly when the
= - y - y
baing Gordon and paying for
bad checks unique feature Of the Gordon Lord didn't kn'
Soaoa At all wei. s bad met him few '%.. and spent perhaps
for lHei Of $3.50 bail
OF who knew the got
Conversation Lord bail rather than
hs sslsn who might bring shsgs against him Ne pad @ credit
oea sssl n leas messy VS. pa Oh before lslf dine wis
be 80 i b ms sa BE- Hea "iahs shsn afa hep ihs ~
,sls-ea so @'a ii ''aa ~ paisns NJ nsa = go 70
~. .. 4, s .t'. :, az n. s ss &C. g, I'VE,
fh aiff seen e eilf. isa b shsf ~ ~ i4 assf %
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-12-19
SIDELlGHTS


THAT NOISY. MOVING r1crunn
Moving picture shows have proved great boon % my deaf and dumb
friends That One form Of theatrical near heaea entertainment thai
enacted which Che make their
work though they talking In fact in such cases they usually do talk
originals making picture realistic
And trouble trouble called
picture surprised may
deaf and dumb man to hear the Conversation Of the actors in moving
picture
accomplished by watching lips o
ed deaf and dumb can easily tell one talking about by watching
the movement Of the lips Of speker it whispering in such
Now this particular moving picture show there was pathetic scene in
which mother pleads with her naughty boy turn leaf and
course according young
becomes a pattern for boys
ved shock for he was really interested in listening to the
despangly awld his feet
held him in the yearnng of her mothers all
very affecting felt would like
that bad out lot football with him.
This what unfortunate deaf and dunb friend hoard'
Mthesay, JIM if that film don't picture this time
IN strike CPatheto knees at right eenter)
Jimoh he'sa dub The ought wise to himself and
him tscene of naughty the part of the SOM
Mother (grOvelng knees)Is ~ tonight Jim,
supper afterwards S t a GOT
Grabbing vutstohe hands, on
opheum young
Mother (earfapy peadng) easy
then friend declaring
''nOise in that show for him and he couldn't the
$ of the scene
cE1oKEN JOHN TIE vooDoo
have glmneng notion why
Chicken john Maybe peculiarly
of
him because he usually wlbed
His business raising blOodhound
happy when he called the sheriff
some Glow down Niger ohn john would with these
e boodhounds
There mystery
ud possible
then some held stNah Chicken John in awe In the first n he had
had several the last of them white
the latter finally nitng all his
including the cocks and boOdhOund The other said
them his
probably white map really
of Chicken john and this done unconSOu when he took
N one his "dawgs' They chained
they other
is being double stalls with path the middle
walked
followed msgying grabbed
y their scratched their
found much other cheerful
p word and good treatment
ed pparen the
feeling friendly his f boodhOund
e that accompanied chken
these "Chkn john showed himself
sometimes themselves
of his vOodOo type
le FINE BRANDS OF BIRDS
pekin poultry yesterday greatly surprised
the really class of birds exhibition Some Brother Weldon
anywhere while Mssrs and
are exhibitors There all kinds the Mediterranean class
including leghorns variety, with
Iits favor of
The with English also we'll but
Andan What better chicken
especially DOingi without
contradiction that it
DOkg poultry show either the mainland
m while hybrid breeds getting be
incidentally help thinking what possibilities there would
be this island rid of the By turning loose here
pheasans such the yesterday that they
of protected added
N and visitors well residents making trip into the suburbs
gorgeous
win probably multiply and fat while
to spend something year
h that takes rais
a brand of bird here anywhere in the world
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
Stops a Cough Quickly
--Evsn Whu0Ding Cough
a Wnots PINT Of the QnIekcst, sursss
Cough Remedy for soo4 Money
Refunded II IL raifx.

IL you have an obstinate, deep-ssated
cough which refuses TO be cured, gut &
nlAcs,tt bn+tle q Iins4, aaiA Il With aoaus-
made sugar syrup and start taking IL.
Inside or "A hours YOU cough viii be
goEst or very nearly SO. Even whoopinE-
cough Ia quickly conquered In this way.
a 0U-cont bottle of Pinsx, when mixed
With homs-usds sugar syfhp, gives you q
plut-a family suppIy-of the finest
cough remedy that money could buy, st a
clear saving of 81 Very easy to prepars
full directions in package.
pinax soothas and heals the fnfamed
membranes with remarkable rapldity. 1t
stimulates tne appetite, Is slightly ia1a-
tive, aud has a PLEASANT t~aste--ehiidren
take tt willingly. Splendid for group.
asthma, bronchitis, throat tickle, chest
palms, etc, and a thoroughly successful
remedy far incipenf lung troubles.
Pinex Il q special and highly eoncen-
trated compound of Norway White Pine
extract rich In guaiscel and other heat
ing pine elements. It has often been irni-
tated, though never successfully, for
nothing else will produce the same results.
Simply mix with sugar syrap OK strained
honey, iu a pint bottle, and 1t III ready
for use.
Anyone who tries Rinex Will quickly
Understand why Il j. used IN mere homes
N the Il. 8 aid Canada than any ether
cough rHszssdys The genuine u guaranteed
70 slve abs0Sate satisfaction or money
rsfainsssas 6egfiiseSsee OF guarantee IN
wrapped ID each package fo1T drusgisk
haA liAax xf sklI &x 1t fpr yoe. AZ aaeEs
ssslA II It's Pisces 7., H4 Nayzey InA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28

f Daddy smiled II am sure that your d0gaie and pussy would
consider this a good Idea. What would yen give thanTf
"WeH" replied Evelyn, slack thought that q nice zone fled up In tissue
paper would please sheppe. i can't make VI my mind whether Tabhy would
rather hay Q a heart cut out of fried liver or q bunch OF eamp"8
TIN sure sheppde would love the bone and Tabby would be charmed With
either the heart or the catnfn That reminds me Of two friends or rnlna who
had a petzc canary for which NJ year they dressed ~ ssas4aas iue @
They lived a a boarding house most or the time There they could hays
no pet i've a canary bird. Of Dick they were ms fond as any two people could
be q a dear little Bird, nj Dick vas about the incest und brightest canary
I've ever known except. ofcourse. our own Dickie
well, when Christmas time came. this nice lmy and gentleman smd.
anr listening to their friends Christmas talk. Isn't 1t a pity W % have no d
for whom to la a Chrsfmasat neer
Tets have for Dlckie' said the birds mistress after thinking for =
few minutes.
go they did have one for DickIe They bought a nice little evergreen
tree fruHg 1t with popcorn and Jumps II sugar ami apples md rap
and nat Kernels Beside these they had tnsei end gilt balls to make tbs trs
look gay.
Around the bottom OF the tree was laid a neat layer Of dark green rape
paper to look like moss The box O which the tree stood was covered with
neat packages A of narrow ribbon ws tied to each pHcKage and hat
ribbon was u up to one Of the branches OF the tree. where a knot cf the
ribbon "a attached to a fancy Christmas card bearing d nam
when Christmas w came Dhke was allowed to com III or his cage
and fly about the room. All of Dickies children friends were asked Il CT
in and see his tree.
"There was a nice gift for each one
4Dckie enjoyed himself immensely hopping about ana picking first at tits
dainty and then at that.
each went huggng o of the packages which had been under the tree and
bearing a Christmas card o which was written Merry Christmas. From
Dickfe Bird i
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
HE STOPPED SHORT.

Reason Fer ths Peculiar sianaturs on
the Hctsi Register.
Many peculiar signatures In the
course of a season find themselves
upon the register of a hotel. There
are foreign fists of all sorts In script
that 0 n but the Kytka could un
ravei. The most curious Of all, how
ever, was placed on the book only re-
Gently. It ia fhfss
VIM
Only that and nothing morel
There Is no surname, no address,
nothing at all but Just VIM
This is the way 1T happened:
A well dressed man entered the ho-
tel the other day and followed his
bags to the desk. Tho register was
swung around into position for him
and q pen handed him by the gentle
manly desk clerk. Then, In a free.
swinging hand, be wrote the accepted
Authorization OF his first Eanae, 'Wm..
As IL q thought had suddenly oe-
cured to him, he stopped writing and
looked up.
What do vol charge for a single
Room here BY the day. he asked.
'Three, four, FIVE and six dollars
answered the clerk.
"Ain't you got no dollar rooms?v
mo, we have no dollar rooms.
Three, four, five and six.v
"GoshiH he said, and he didn't look
the part either. This Is no place for
me. Gimme my luggage,
And he sneaked out Of the hotel as
n who had trodden on sacred ground.
Which is why IN the register today
is the odd signature:
"Wm."-San Francisco Chronicle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
soMK noMaLY DIsAEs.

The common things and tbs corn-
mon people are those we hare the
nest OF, and 60 we need to be re-
minded that it is just a. necessary
that the common foods, because 30
important, making tho bulk of our Hv-
ing. should be we'll prepared.
Rice, which IN such a cheap food,
and forms the chief article Of food
Of a large portion OF the population
OF the world. may be cooked and
served In hundreds OF ways.
Round Steak With Hlcs-Cut n
and a half pounds OF steak into two
or thres-ineh squares; put into a
asucepan to steam without water.
Slice an onion and fry In q little sust,
add to the stsak and season with salt
and pepper. Gut up q tomato and add
with water to the rfeat. enough 10
cover the meat. Let simmer for two
hours. then add a half cup of rice
and more water II needed. and cook
until the rice Is tender.
Mutton With Ries--Wipc with q
damp cloth a pound and q half OF
meat cut frem the shoulder. into small
pieces, adding q little fat. Out up a
third Of a carrot and ons onion in
small pieces. Put over the fire with
water to coysr and cook at the sim
rasringepoint for WI hours Add salt
pepper and fneiy-rnincsd parsley, Mix
two tablespooufuls OF -four with two
of cold WINTER and add to the stew.
Cook five minutes. Place the stew on
q platter and strange around it by
-spoonfnls. salted. boiled rice.
6srvlan Rlcs With Mests-Cut up q
pound OF beef from the shoulder. cut
In inch squares. Fry . large onion
In a littls suct, then put In the meat.
season With salt and paprika and cook
slowly over a slow IRE. Add q half
pound Of rice and boiling water. Cook
until the rice is tender. Serve hot.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
Points Of Esiaussss.

1t Is the duty OF q guest In a home
to be courteous to other guests and
members OF the family, to be punctual,
to avoid antagnnistic conversations
and to refrain from seeming familiar
In the home.
A woLna guest keeps her dressing
table and toilet articles In order, sees
that her clothes ere properly cIosetsa
and puts away soiled articles of cloth
Ing.
After the guests have arrived at q
wedding reception ushers may find
their own particular friends. take
them to the dining room and escort
them about the house.
AT a dance nothing is more dis
courteous than for a man to claim his
partner several minutes after the
music has begun. He should learn
who his partner is for the next dance
during the preceding intermlssion and
excuse himself in time to claim the
dance as soon as the music begins.
When a woman wishes to signify
the day she IL prepared to receive calls,
she has Tuesdays" Thursdays or
whatever day Is selected engraved Ia
the lower left hand corner Of her visit
Ing cards. This conveys the intention
without further explanation.
When dining alone in a hotel a wo-
man Of refinement does not order wine.
Neither should she choose a conspicu-
u position in the room.
In sending out Invitations for chill
dren's parties, IL Mrs. b.. mother ct
the little host or hostess. is unacauaint-
ed with Mrs. e., mother Of a desired
guest, Mrs. p may write . note to
Mrs, g. verifying the Invitation sent
By her child. ~whereupan hirs. G. should
send a courteous response.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
Daddy Bedtime
~. How Dickie Bird
ACf0YV- Had His Own
Christmas Tree
7e!szz e
Christmas Tree

W ID WHAT do you think of putting something m our Christmas tree re-
WAWf sheppe and Tabby7s asked Evelyn.
N Daddy smiled. II nm sure that your doage and pussy would
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28

when I wake up In The morning" she said, Il
am apt to feel very much depressed. If there is any
little trouble on my mind IT looks like a mountain to
me. For the first few minutes after / wake up r hats
myself and everyone else and wish I were Dead Or
better still, had never been born. But In an hour or
after I've bathed and had my breakfast, j begin
to feel quite differently. / see things then IN quite
another light. I'm sure anything that's troubling me
Ia going to come out ell right, and I'm happy 5ust to
be alive.
well, when Cousin. Ann was here lest spring
you know she's that very original bachelor cousin OF
used 70 laugh at me about this suadan
transformation. And when she'd come into my room
in the morning, find me blue and depressed and AFRAID
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
,IekAEM -4.eA-.
vIctlrne Of superstItIon.

Eighteen girls OF Vasard. Transly-
vania, have been drowned In the River
Aluta- There Is q local tradition that
any young woman who bathes in the
river at midnight will be married be-
fore the year has expired.
Twenty young women from the
town, DESTROYS OF obtaining husbands,
went at the appointed time to battle.
The current was very strong and
swept the girls away, only two being
saved.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
Sc Frivolous, but Mot SHY.

A supply OF friFoHty liz without
doubt a possession which is once more
appreciated by women. But at the
present day the frivolous must not be
- 1aay a..ss o foolish.
1t is this fact which makes all the dit
ference between success and failure
when people are expected TO be anus
ing at the expense OF a certain mount
OF dignity.
It is a rare man and usually one
very much blessed IN his wife who
ean combine with the ability that
WINS him riches the sagacity TO train
cfliidrea bora In comparative povery
So that they VIII benefit By a rapid
end radical Improvement IN his dir
Observation-Disclosures 4. Martha
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
BY RuTH CAMERON

k&E ALWAYS see the darkest side Of things whom I first wake up. III
bafhed and had nay breakfast
At the foot of the bed In the home Of one OF my friends hangs So
little passepartouted card on which the above words are written In herr
own hand writing
When ! naturally inquired what was the Significance OF this most
and exu1afned.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28
mlstaEsn

Mistaken.
Witneas-Iae's a dirthy, mane little
wretch, yer honor; d low
observation-disclosures, witnessI
"Weil, yer honor. It's this TRUTH
Doesn't matter. We want none OF
1t here.r-London Telegraph.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28

If You lave something to Essade
put an advertisement In our sx
change column.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-28

Sounded 0mircus.
dad. can / take a post graduate
cDurse In biology|
szThnt depends, daughter replied
the old man cautiously. "Nhat do
you want to buy first "-Pittsburg
Post.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
.REv0LUT|ON|sTS
MUST LEAVE TEXAS
Governor colquitt Issues Orders to
Adjutant General to Run Trouble
Breeders Out Of State.

Austin, Texas, Nov. 2O.-Governo:
Colquitt has wired Adjutant General
Hutchings at Laredo to make 1t known
that all Mexican revolutionists must
leave Texas within forty-eight hours.
The governor also communicated with
President Taft by telegraph and Wig
orous action is to be taken to enforce
the neutrality laws.
The local telegraph offices had 4
busy Sunday as a result of the hap
penings along the border. Adjutan;
General Hutchings has gone to La
redo from San Antonio. Captain
Hughes of the rangers Is still here am
noncommunicative. He was the frs
officer to report evidences Of a new
rebellion.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
SCHOOL LANDS TO BE
PUT ON THE MARKET.
tsnecInl to The Bryan Eagle. J

Austin. Texas, Nov. 20.-A list OF
the public lands that will be put on
the market between January l and
June 80. 1912, has been given out by
State Land Commissioner Robson. In
some of the counties the tracts are
small and purchases may be made
without settlement. In such cases
about one-half the purchase price
must be paid in cash. Three years
settlement is required in the counties
where large tracts will be put on th'
market, but only about one-fortieth o
the contract price is demanded II
cash, the remainder to be paid an
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
Mexican Revolt Began One Year Ago.

City Of Mexico, Nov. 20.-Mexico
today observed the first anniversary
of the beginning Of the revolutionary
movement which resulted in the over
throw of the Diaz government and the
election of Francisco l. Madero, Jr.,
to the presidency. 1t was on Novem-
Der 20, 1910, that the first armed out
breaks occurred. Two days later Ma
dero proclaimed himself president OF
the provisional government.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
REYES ARRA|GNED
IN FEDERAL COURT
Held in Ten Thousand Dollar Bond to
Appear in Federal Court at
Galveston.
[By Associated Press. J

San Antonio, Texas, Nov. 2O.-Gen-
eral Reyes went to the office Of the
United States commissioner here to-
day to answer the charge that he hal
violated the neutrality law. He said
he will remain here to face the
charge against him, which he calls
persecution by President Madero.
At his arraignment General Reyes
was held in $4,000 bonds for his ap
pearance at the federal court at Gal
weston later.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
TAFT's COLD is BETTER.
Iny Associated Press.

Washington, Nov 20.-President
Tafts cold is somewhat better today
and decided improvement in his con-
dition is announced. His illness keeps
the president away from the National
Good Roads Convention at Richmond,
Va, today.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
CHICAGO GIRL TO WE'D
AUSTRIAN BARON

Chicago, Nov. 20.-The wedding of
Miss Miriam Gable and Baron Major
Won Hernes of Vienna, whose be-
trothal was announced several weeks
ago, will take place tomorrow evening
at the home of the brides mother,
Mrs. Herman D. Gable, in Evanston.
The wedding is to be a quiet family
service and neither bride nor groom
will have attendants.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-11-20
RACKET MAKES
FL PAsO NERVOUS
[By Associated Press.l

Ell Paso, Texas, Nov. 20.-What was
supposed to be an attack on Juarez,
Mexico, by the Reyistas at 6 O'Clock
this morning proved to be celebra-
ton by Maderlstas of the anniversary
of the beginning of the Madero revo-
luton. Firearms we're discharged
freely throughout the city.