New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-29
THE FLIES REVENGE.

Ten little flies
All IN a line;
one got swat.
Then there were
Nine little flies
Grimy sedate,
Licking their chops
Swat, There were
Eight little flies
Raising some more
Swat, Swat, Swat Swat!
Then there were
Four little flee
Colored green-blue;
Swat (Ain't II easvD
Then there were
Two little flies
Dodged the civilian
Early next day
There were a million,
Buffalo News.
only nftie,h anniversaries of Civil
War events seem n interest people nova 20
days" said Wall Street man Yesterday.
but thore will be one on Friday. June ~.
which lacks few years Of the necessary
nifty. which should not he forgotten. on
June &c. 1865. tho man who offered 81 onoon
for tho ASA ssination or Abra ham Lincoln
was punished n the man had been hanged
II would he right to forget all about him
and his crime. Rut the war was over.
peace and quiet was every mans desire.
and g. ". Gavlo was sent 10 Fort Pulaski
10 think over his rash proposition
Mrs Nuwed- Mary. for dinner I think
Wen have boiled mutton with caper sauce
Are there any capers In the house.
Mary-No. ma'am
Mrs Nuwed-Then go out In the garden
and cut some-Iarvard Lampoon
Ros,on's historic courthouse. in Court
~ he ,i,
dealers IN materials 4 call for bids for
it's purchase and removal brought no re-
Spouse. and another attempt to sell " is
10 be made. The old building has been
famous since the days Of anti-slavery agi-
tation. and there Is movement looking
to the use of it's portico with four big
granite columns. as n water gate TO mark
a great public wharf.
tiny West Newton miss is responsible
for the following version OF the Adam and
Eve story, we believe: God made Adam
and He put him In big garden. an
Adam he WAS so. so lonesome: an then
lie putted him to sleep. He did. an then
He took out his brains and made a woman
Of the brains. an then Adam he wasn't
lonesome any more. boston Transcript.
Among the entertainments arranged FOR
Mannheim. Germany, was special per
Torrance at the opera house Of the "Roseh-
kavalier" Before the performance had
proceeded far" says the "Tageblatt." OF
that city. signs of uneasiness were no.
ticed in a group Of about thirty priests In
the audience. Their displeasure evidently
increased. and when the performance was
AT IT'S height they withdrew from the house
In n body"
why has your son decided not to go into
the ministry %
We'll, we've thought n all over and come
to the conclusion that he Amt fitted for IL.
He don't like chicken "-Chicago Record
Herald.
The PENNSYLVANIA Pharmaceutical Asso-
citation, In CO invention recently at Bedford
Springs, adopted resolution that the
members think gill reduce the number Of
suicides In the Keystone State II its pro-
visions are carried out. Newspaper men
generally will probably disagree with .the
prescription fiilers THE Isedger's' report
says: "Mlers Busch. Of Philadelphia, called
attention To the number Of suicides by
cyanide OF potassium recently. and a reso-
luton was adopted To the effect TINT the
trouble lay IN the fact that too much pub
licity was given to the description OF the
effects OF this poison The resolution re-
quests the coroners Of Pennsylvania and
other officials. as well as the newspapers.