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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01


Nistah Summers come to stay,
Brought erlong a bakin sun:
Saws. Come in the fields an play.
Never min II work amt done"
Mistah Summers mighty fine.
But he's rough TO have eroun',
Nebber handle rod er line
But he burns me good an brown.
When ] finds q coolin' spot
Mstah Summer pokes his nose
on my bald head; an I'm shot
BY the 'skeeters meath my clos.
What's the use to work an fret
On this earth the livelong year?
What is past let US forget
NV fren' Mistah Summers here.
A. W l.
Papa, did Mr.. softleish call on you to-
day."
We'll what followed"
Two doctors and an ambulance" -
Judge
The Chicago newspapers say that this
years Memorial Day parade OF the Grand
Army of tho Republic was the last that
the Western metropolis is likely 10 see
The Inter-Ocean" quotes ColGnel Lewis
q. Ind. marshal Of last Tuesdays process
sion. as saving that the old soldiers have
reached such an age that the exertion OF
marching IS too much for most Of them
Their spirit Of patriotism is responsible for
the effort Of many Of them 10 keep in the
ranks this year"
Indeed! And there is no wailing and
crashing Of teeth in the outer darkness
any more?"
I,ucifer. who was showing the party
through. bowed assent.
ut IS possible 10 produce a much more
striking effect with automobile horns 10
explained.-Puck.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

To cut through a Pinch brick wall
Just to butt into an active and efficient
burglar alarm was certainly discourage
ing experience for thieves, and II ought
to go far toward persuading Them that
there Is less hard work and better pay in
honesty than In burglary.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01
MIGHTY FEW HERE. EITHER

from The jamestown Post
Woodrow Wilson saws he hears nt,,a
about insurgent Democratic. How about
New York STATED -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

We hope that Porfirio Diaz may find
Castle in Spain which will be the ABODE
Of health, happiness and honor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: II may interest some Of those who
cherish tho memory Of Sir w s. Gilbert
to know that one OF his brightest lyrics
was never sung here, though part OF a
very popular opera. 'Tolanthe.' The music
did not reach the same plane as the song,
so Il was omitted. / inclose a copy.
ERNEST HARV1ER-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

A lot OF German Americans In New
ark on Tuesday denounced the negotia-
ton Of an arbitration treaty with Great
Britain, on the ground that it would
cause us to "incur the enmity and sus-
"picion Of every country with which we
do not have such treaty But we
should not incur Germanys Ill will. since
she herself is seeking such a treaty
with us.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

The raising and full exposure Of the
wreck Of the Maine are now at hama;
wherefore, as the almanacs used to say
about this time look out for fakes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Well at any rate the public is re-
minded that the interests are I'M
placable toward Mr.. Samuel Cntermyer!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

II does seem queer for a preacher 70
leave New York for come other city De
cause this is the wickedest place he has
ever seen. We should think that would
he the very reason why he should stay
here. Else what becomes Of his mission
TO call not the righteous but sinners to
repentance?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01
hTISTAH SUMNER

Mr.. Honeymoon-Oh. Madge. YOU look
sweet enough 10 eat this morning!
Waiter-And will that he all. sir?-Iife.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mr.. and Mrs Hamilton r. Fairfax viii
close their house in Madison avenue THIS
week and go 10 Merick. Long Island,
where they have taken cottage for the
season.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mrs. French Vanderbilt will arrive n
town on Monday nom Newport, 10 remain
for a few days.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mrs. William Everard Strong and MISS
Alice Strong are booked tn sail to-day Tor
Europe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Hartman, who are
the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs Edmund Ran
dolph at Oyster Bay. will return to New
port early next week
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01
ONE OF oILBERT's SONGS.

n VI V1'
New York. May 30. 1911.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mr. and Mrs. Charles F. hoffman will
take possession Of their villa at Newport
this week for the season.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mr. and Mrs. William Church O'oorn
have gone 20 Garrison. y. Y, to remain
until July. when they will sail for Eurepe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Mr. and Mrs. Archibald s. Alexander
have taken possession Of their country
place ct Bernardsville, y. j
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-01

Among those who sailed for Europe yes-
terday on board the Lusitania were Dr..
w Seward Webb. Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Fl.
Weatherbee, Miss May A. Weatherbee Mr..
and Mrs Gerald Livingston Hoyt and Miss
Julia Hoyt.
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$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, BAckAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't It be nice within week or 80
to begin to say goodbye forever to the
scalding. dribbllng, straining. or too IRE
quent passage Of urine; the forehead and
the back-of-the-head aches: the stitches
and pains in the back; the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes; vel
low skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency?
have recipe for these troubles that
YOU can depend on. and II you want to
make QUICK RECOVERY. you ought
to write and get copy Of It. Many a
doctor would charge you $3.50 just for
writing this prescription. but I have it
and will be glad to send 1t to you entire
ly free. Just drop me line like this:
DR. A. E. Robinson. K-A Luck Building.
Detroit. Mich. and will send 1t by re-
turn mail in plain envelope. As you will
see when you get II. this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies but 1t has
great healing and pain-conQuering power.
1t will quickly show Its power once you
use 1t, so think you had better see what
1t Is without delay. I will send you q
copy free-you can use It and cure your
self at home
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Bring Out Facts

He testified the workmen were Grst.class,
high.grade and inspected by the Co.'S pLysi-
clan to be sure they were all In proper phys.
ical condition; also testified that state reports
showed that Co. pays better wages than the
average and he thought higher than any In
the state.
F. B. Martin. Asst. Supt, testified Grape
Nuts made OF wheat, barley. yeast and
water. Anything else? mo. SIR" Postum
made Of Wheat, Wheat Bran and New Orleans
Molarses. Statements made on his expert.
ence Of about 10 years with Co.
Testified bakers are required to wear fresh
white suits, changed every other day. Said
had never known any of the products being
sent out that were below the high standard
Of inspection. Asked II any one connected
with the Postum Co. had instructed him how
to testify. Said, mo, sir
Horace Brown testified has been with Co. 8
years. Worked In Grape.Nuts bake sop.
re titled the whole Of the flour is composed OF
Wheat and Barley. Attys. tried to confuse
him. but he insisted that any casual visitor
could see that nothing elso went into the flour.
Said machinery and floors always kept clean.
So these men were examined by the Week
ly" lawyers hoping to find at least one who
would say that some under.grade grain was
put In or some unclean condition was found
somewhere.
But 1t was no use.
Each and every man testified to tho purity
and cleanliness.
As a sample take the testimony OF Luther
w. Mayo.
Testified been with Company about 10 years.
Now working In the bakery department max.
Ing Grape-Nuts. Testified that the ovens and
floors are kept clean and the raw products as
they 90 in are kept clean. Also that the
wearing apparel Of the employees has to be
changed three times q week.
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REALLY OPENED THEIR EYES
Parlshloner's Remark, However, Left
Young Minister Somewhat In
In the Dark.

Rev. Henry r. Rose in the Newark
Star tells the story of young min
lister who had recently taken charge
of small parish in Vermont. He
aspired to greater things and large
field, and in the hope that his reputa-
tion would travel beyond the limits OF
the village to which he had been sent
he threw into his sermons all the
force and eloquence at his command.
He was. however, totally unprepared
for what was intended for a compli-
ment, but which was put to him in
such way that 1t left him In doubt
as to the real impression he had made.
One Sunday morning, after an espe-
cially brilliant effort, he was greeted
by an old lady, who was one of the
most faithful attendants at all serv-
ices. Approaching the young minister.
she said: "Ah, sir, we do enjoy your
sermons so much, they are so in
structive. Do you believe It, we never
knew what sin was until you came to
the parish"
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
GOT HIS soBRIQuET EARLY
"Honest John" Kelly Proved His Right
to tho Title Long Before
Manhood.

There have been many stories about
the manner in which Honest John"
Kelly, the ex,umpire, first got his nick.
name. Mr.. Kelly himself, according
to New York letter, holds that 1t
came to him naturally, for even as
small boy the purity Of his soul shone
through his face. II think the first
time | was ever called Honest John
was when | was quite youngster,"
said Kelly. "A man engaged as an
ambulatory salesman Of tinware OBJ
served the ingenious countenance l
presented to the world and hailed me.
You look honest, boy" said he. What
might your name be?' john said I,
quite simply. 'John'-just like that.
Then hold my horse while 60 in
the saloon and get drink said he.
And so l held his horse while he went
in the saloon and got drink. But
this was on lower Ninth avenue. in a
day when the avenues honors went
to the man who could clean the most
cops in given time. BY and by the
gang came along and beheld that
wagon full Of tinware. The peddler
was detained within by a sore thirst,
and they took the tinware. And then
they came back and took the cush.
ions of the wagon. Eventually, be.
coming daring, they unhitched the
wagon and took 1t away. True to my
trust, stood there, holding the horse.
And by and by the peddler came out
of the saloon and sized up the situa-
tion. Well said he warmly, you're
Honest John, all right. You saved the
horse"
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
NECESSARY TOOLS FOR
MAKING NEEDED REPAIRS
To Obtain Greatest Efficiency Farm Machinery and
Implements Breaks Should Be Mended
PromptIy-Best Is Cheapest.

the purchaser. The name of the
manufacturer Is a sutficient guaranty
Of the quality Of many tools. and the
purchaser Is advised to secure only
chose that are sold under a guaranty
from either the manufacturer or the
dealer. When contemplating the pur
chase Of collection Of tools. make {.
careful study to see just what ones are
needed, then purchase all at ono time
and liberal discount can generally
be secured. The selection of the too
outfit will depend upon the scope and
character of the work to be performed
A soldering iron Is very useful ant
saves much annoyance. potn in re
pairing farm machinery. and cooking
utensils. For general purposes one
and one.fourth pound soldering irol
will be found satisfactory. Whert
continuous work Is to be performed
two irons are necessary. In order tha'
one may be heating while the otheo
is In use. Soldering irons should b.
heated only in a clear charcoal fir.
or In blue flame Of gas. gasoline. OF
alcohol. Before using soldering irol
1t 10 essential that the tapering cop
per point be filed or ground unit
bright, and then coated with solder by
first dipping the frightened hot point
into little Of the soldering aci6 anr
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
GOT THE BEST OF THE ELDER
Apt Quotation Of Brer Reuben Saved
His Mule and at the Same Time
Rebuked Sin.
co,os more Goods bhsiss and faster colos than AM
aN sssmsat without ripping apaft Write TOT res be

Elder Harris was making another
attempt to induce one of the members
of his flock to trade horses with him.
Dat pony O your'n, Brer Reuben"
he said, rs jes' what want, an my
big bay hos is jes' what yo' want. l
kin git over de groun' faster wild de
pony, an you kin haul bigger load
wild de hoss. Hit'd be good trade fur
bofe on us, 'ceptin' dat it'd be leetle
better fuh you dan 1t would fur me.
You take de bay and give me de
chestnut sorl."
"De pony suits me we'll 'nough, ell
der" averred Brother Reuben, for the
twentieth time. 81 don keer t make
no swap"
"But jes' natchelly got t have dat
pony, Brer Reuben"
Elder" spoke the other, after
period Of profound thought. II been
wantin' t asst yo question for long
time"
well, what Is it?"
81 know wat one O de 'postles says
bout de law bein' done away with, but
amt we still livin' undah de ten com.
Nan'ments?"
"Brer Reuben" solemnly averred
Elder Harris, I'VE air"
"Well, one O dem commandments
says we mustn't covet anything VT b..
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
(By W. R. BEArT1E.)


To have the conveniences for the
repair Of farm equipment at hand is
one Of the very important things on
the farm.
Breakdowns are most frequent dur
ing The busy season. and much yalu-
able time may be lost driving to town
or to the nearest shop for repairs.
The extent to which the repair
work should be done on the farm will
depend entirely upon local circum-
stances. II there is a well-equipped
shop near BY where the repair work
can be done by trained mechanic
without loss Of time 1t may be best to
carry the greater part Of such work
to the shop; but II the shop is at q
distance. Is poorly equipped. or. as Is
often the case. the mechanic in charge
Is Incapable Of turning out good work.
1t will then be saving to perform
the work at home. Besides, there is a
large amount Of repair work that
cannot be carried to . shop and must
be done on the farm II 1t Is done
st Ill.
Much q tho loss and annoyance
from breakase may be avoided by
carefully inspecting and mending
weak parts Of the farm equipment
before the rush OF the seasons work
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Tools for Repairs on Farm.

'estns. The proper time for making
such repairs as may be anticipated Is
In the winter when there is little else
on the farm that can be done.
Every farmer should have work.
shop and . supply Of tools Of good
quality with which he can repair i'm.
plements. harness or buildings. This
Is an age when appearances count for
much, and farmers standing in the
community is frequently governed by
his farm equipment. The man who
spends his spare moments In the re.
pair Of fences and gates and In main
tanning neat appearance of the en-.
tire farm will easily be a leader
among his neighbors.
Under most circumstances It will
pay to secure tools Of good quality, al.
though fine exterior finish is not es.
sential. Tools Of very inferior quality
hre offered at low prices. but they In.
yariably prove disappointment to
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05

afterwards rubbing over the solder
This process Is known as timing
the iron. and Is necessary In order tc
make the solder adhere to the cop
per and spread evenly. The iron
must be retinned as often as the
coating burns OF. Soldering irons arc
sold by the pound, the price depend
Ing upon the market price Of copper;
however. the ruling price Is about 40
cents pound.
The use Of tools Is Of great value
as an educational feature, especially
when the work Is carefully performed.
The boys on the farm should be en-
couraged in the use Of tools. but should
be held responsible both for the care
Of the tools and the character OF the
work performed with them. The tool
outfit Of the farm is Of special serv.
Ice on stormy days and will aid great.
ly in keeping the boys employed and
contented to remain at home.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
Now

When tho weekly" which sued US for libel
(oecause we publicly denounced them for an
editorial attack on our claims) was searching
for some weak spot" tiey thought best to
send ~ Y htty. to Battle Creek. summoned
rs OF our workmen and took their sworn state.
ments before a commissioner.
Did we object? No. On the contrary, we
helped all we could, for the opportunity was
too good to be lost.
Geo Haines testified he inspected the wheat
and barley also floors and every part OF the
factories to know things were kept clean.
That every 30 minutes a sample OF the pro.
ducts was taken and inspected to keep the
food up to standard and keep out any impur.
tiles, also that 1t is the duty OF every man In
the factories to zee that anything not right
Is Immediately reported. Has been with the
Co. 10 years.
Edward Young testified had been with Co.
Is years. Inspector, he and his men exam.
ined every lack and car OF wheat and barley
to see they were up to standard and rejected
many cars.
II. T.. Burt. supt testi ed has been with
Co. over 13 years Bought only the best
grain obtainable. That the Co. kept a corps
OF men who do nothing but keep things clean.
bright and polished.
Testified that no ingredient went into Grape
Nuts and Postum except those printed In the
advertising. No possibility Of any foreign
things getting into the foods as most Of the
machinery Is kept closed. Asked II the fac.
tory is open to the public. said "yes" and 1T
took from two to three guides constantly to
show visitors through the works" Said mono
Of the processes were carried on behind closed
doors.
Al this point nttys. for the weekly" tried
10 show the water used was from some out.
side source. Testified the water came from
Co.'S own artesian wells and was pure.
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Kind Old Gentleman-Why, chill.
dren. what's the matter?
The Twins Tin chorus)-Boohoo!
Everybody seq l looks Jest like him!
A Young PHILOSOPHER,

Time is a relative quantity. Some
minutes seem like hours, and some
hours seem like minutes. How to con-
troll this flight is beyond most persons,
but the little boy mentioned below
seems to have progressed pretty we'll
for youngster.
The teacher was surprised to see
that he remained perfectly idle all
through recess, and accordingly asked
him why he did not play.
Cause" he said, slowly, 1T makes
recess too quick II | play. snd want
1t to la.a.ast!"-Youth's Companion.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
His Ruling Passion.

The young man waited for the mill.
ionaire's reply.
Il don't blame you for wanting to
marry my daughter" said the latter.
And now how much do you suppose
you and she can worry along on?'
The youth frightened up.
II think" he cheerfully STAN
mered, that 100000 well invested,
would produce sufficient income
The millionaire turned back to his
papers.
very WELL" he said, 81 will give
you 100000, providing you raise a
similar amount"
And the young man went away sor-
rowing.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
Old Women In Maine.

Gray has quintet of ladies whose
age is over ninety years. Mrs. Enoch
Merrill's age is ninety.nine years and
eleven months, while Mrs. Lois B.
Small reached her ninety-eighth birth
day on November 6, and both of these
ladies are bright and active. Mrs.
Mary A. Frank was ninety.six last
September. and is in her usual health.
Mrs. Hannah T. Rowe Is ninety.one; i;
Mrs. Mary Leighton also is ninety.one.
-kennebec Journal.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
We're All Her Friends.

A pretty story of Miss Ellen Terry
and a gallant young playwright has
gone the rounds of the Players club.
Miss Terry attended in New York
the first night of this playwright's
latest work and at the end of the
third act he was presented to her.
She congratulated him warmly.
ut is very good" she said. your
play is very good, indeed, and ! shall
send all my American friends to see
It."
In that case." said the playwright,
with very low and courtly bow, my
little piece will sell 9O,OOO,OOo tickets. !"
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
Are You Sick
or AiIing? .'',. Hood, =. s.,sspa, sssa,as

curative powers. peculiarly adapted to
restore health and strength in Just
such a condition as you are up against.
1t has been doing this for more than
a third Of century. Its legions Of
benefited friends telling Of health re-
stored, sutferings ended. are found
everywhere. Give 1t chance to help
you out by getting bottle today.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05

The mechanical cotton picker, the
impossible machine that will discrim.
mate between ripe and unripe cotton
bolls. finger over the delicate plant,
get the lint and. leave the rest un.,
harmed-this contrivance Of almost
human intslligsncs-has at last been
made. and Angus Campbe!rs quarter
Of . csutury's efforts have been crown.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
His Specially.

HIS Spec1a1ty.
What has become Of young Mr..
DAuber, who showed such signs Of
talent in drawing? Has he made q
success
"Oh. yes, indeed. He's got all the
work he can do now"
Magazine or studio work?"
"He draws the maltese cross show.
Ing where the body was found. In the
evening papers" Cleveland Leader.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
A Discoursqina View.

I'VE must investigate this affair.""
said the rural official.
whats the use?" responded Farm.
er Corntossel. 81 never saw an inves.
tigation that changed anybody's per.
sonal likes and dislikes."
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05

longs t our neighbors, an you're cov-
etin' dat III chestnut sor'l PONY O.
mine, Brer Harris!"
Then the elder gave 1t up. Clearly
the tenth commandment was against
him.-Chicago Tribune.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
Same Thing.

Joakley-You're right; most people
worry over what they haven't got,
but know certain people who worry
because Of what they have.
Coakley-That SO? What have they?
Joakley-Nothing. = The Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
The Limit.

"Do you have much trouble with
your automobile?'
Trouble! Say, couldn't have moro
II | was married to the blamed ma
chine."-St. Louis Star.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05

The life Of a man consists not in
seeing visions. and in dreaming
dreams, but in active charity and
willing service.-Longfellow.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05
Now About Clean Food
Another Splendid Opportunity o
Out Facts
: Splendid Opportunity to

@. Do you use Postum or Graps.Nuts your.
self at all?
A. Yes. use them at home.
Q. II from your knowledge Of the factory
which you have gained In your ten years at
the factory you believed that they were dirty
or impure in any way. would you use them?
A. | do not think ! would. No.
Asked II any one on behalf OF the Company
had asked him to testify In any particular
manner. Stated mo"
All these sworn depostlons we're carefully
excluded from the testimony at the trial, for
they wouldn't sound well for the weekly"
Think OF tho fact that every man swore to
the purity and cleanliness so that the Atty.
for the Weekly was forced to say in open
court that TIE food was pure and good.
What disappointment for the Weekly"
Put the testimony showed:
All Of the grain used in Grape.Nuts, Postum
and lost Tonslles Is tFe highest standard
-glbIe to obtain.
hll parts Of the factory are kept scrupuous,
" can:
None Of the workmen had been told how to
te-II7y:
No-t OF them have been from 10 to Is years
WIN Ne 20 and use the products on their
lables al Fome.
Why do their families use the products
Grape Nuts. Postum and Post Toasties, that
they, themselves make?
"There's q Reason"
Postum Cereal Co., Ltd.
Battle Creek. Mich.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05

The more solitary, the more friend.
less, the more unsustained I am, the
more will respect and rely upon my.
self.-Charlotte Bronte.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-01-05

It Is right to be contented with what
we have, but never with what we are.
Sir James Macintosh.