New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-06

@As YOU choose says he. "Then you i have tog
on without a helper, Minnie
Not tonight Wicksy,' says Madam Lecoar' 'lF.
been olted too hard .,.
@Ah, say I'm in a trance OF. INVITING 70
stand EN- Off says she. ~Pcrhaps dE -omoroT'
the dav after, | can -
Here thew GOMEZ" says Wicks "Ia- belly
We'll as there was no gettn out Tor then, STAYS
behind the curtain chattin with MaI. Lecour, whs
the professor receives the guests AMI -nds out %.
smooth talk The bell kept ringin a-. nngin' UNI.
there must havc been ten or dozen 't front; ana
Judged Wicksv was havn a busy session, Tor u tIt'
we could hear three or four talkn d.. nee. bl' Us
professor was right there with the p r. ana ins-s
Of q quarter Of an hour he's cleared room.
swell saws he. shown up once n.r. between -
drapcrcs and moppin his brow. 81 s.. .oa en- Oh tt
this time Minnie Some didnt Ike 3. t-a ana oe,'.-
for the show to 90 on; but proni-. -HeSlay hs"
for sure and at last got EN- all out.
ALL but onel" growls deep. heavy voice behind IL
n professor. And if Wicks turned cheese COG, 81:
shook in his Shoes so did Ifor knew @. voice. h--
il goes on Thought YOU could flint. me, 90 !e..
Well by the great snortin snakes. $50 . ABOUT ,.a.
And pIshin past the professor comes oacs; pas
to name him, but you'd never guess " o.- H''A".
Ellins, .r--.
to know Just what sort Of "a"
q &
glarcS around the room. them cut-sey .r oi DIS y
on me- standn there lookin' foolish aa. 'rin 70 IH~
the puckorin string OF that blamed mighty. ~
We'll, III be eternally criSped. he gasp .u;: l0-.
"Uh-huh, says l. GRIMM in spite o. sell -
And what in the name OF the bllth,n'- ''4zeS' s.
he, might you be doing here"
"Aconitn the altar" says |.
"Wha-a-at?" he Snorts.
We'll somethn like that" says J. Only We r
signed quit as soon as finds it bun tame'up a.
ia t,n mir only Il
oh" he snecrS. Then you are acqr.i Tea WIN
of this precious pair OF SwindlcrS. are t.1. $50.
All, say Mr.. Ellins,' says /, ~don go Drawn,
too strong on Madam LeCour. She " o't D.".-i
house friend OF mine that's always don, -.rIiSH' g-.
readin until she was dragged into Thu. 1eS'ess ''--
by Hubby, here" ,..,.
III Mr. Ellins will grant me but q Moment, oFea'
in WickS. Il shall endeavor to explain 800.
Say, I've heard too much from yor lady, s.-'
Old Hickory, and YOU couldn't tell ruin H. y.
tried, anyway. prefer to listen 20 ny. ~ 81.
young man, get out OF that fancy ci 'iiaoHO ."
trot along with me-"
Sure, says |. ...,s.
In case of any dissatisfaction" says he profess"
Il am ready TO return your SubScupu.. t.,, a...
"NIore fool YOU, then says Mr.. I'll. ia a.,
YOU to invest that hundred in railroad SETS anu ~
EN- mighty quick. Come along, Tore. ..,,
That's the game old sport he is. u . oeen 50
good and plenty, and he'd been sore ~ 80
soon as I'd given him the whole story III N"-
Lecour he Just grinS ..r..
We'll" says he. AS a source of hot her anu
ment it WAS almost worth the price. an. "ay' x
none of us can afford TO Squcal. .a.
But say. Mr.. Ellins. says |. as " arts a. \
corner, which was it he got YOU on. schei;s
restorin the temple, or the godbrick pr -i'lon;
See here, Son" says Old Hickory, pa me .|-
on the back, lets YOU and | not ass ... o'hu :.
embarrassing questions. What We Wan, 10 no"
forget .o...
Vel, I'm dom my best; but don, BODY y!
tell me how this is a dull town, 1t any - % !''''