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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-14
Personal Items

Hen Weathersby, prop. of our gen'I
store, has been eekspecting some goods
for the winter trade for some time
past. These have not yet arrived. Hen
says that if they don't arrive within a
wk, he'll be blamed if he'll open same
till next fall.
Bill Hepburn took his regular trip to
the Co. seat last Saterdy ev'g notwith-
standing the GOODNESS of the weather.
He took q good cal of ticker to keen
hisself warm on the way home, and
when he arrived home he was so well
warmed that he could not see he was
so paraiyzed. This Is the same method
which Bill folders In the summer time
10 keep cool.
Mrs. Cy Hoskins entertained some
ladies' from the Sewing Circle at her
residence on Main st. tother afternoon.
Tea and doughnuts were served. Con-
Siderable feeling has been felt by sew
eral ladies who were not invited. Mrs.
Anzi Perkins was pot invited, and Mrs.
Amzi has already invited several la
dies to a tea party at her home next
Wersdy ev'g, TO which Mrs Hoslcins
is not invited. There promises to be
much hard feeling over this matter.
Brad Hinsley reports seeing iseickIe
= inches long hanging often his roof
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We take Our pen in hand this wk.
to write edittoriel on the way in
which exstravagenoe and spend
thriftiness has crept into the very
bosom of our town and flarnted
itself in Our eyes in the shape OF
the elecktion held last Tuesday for
the purpose of selecting the Select
men and the Board of Health for
the coming year.
AS everybody knows, the old
Board of Selectmen, consisting OF
Eph Higgins, Arnaziah Gookins
and Hen Weathersby, ruin for re-
elecktion against Harve Hines, Cy
Hoskins and Anne Hillyer. We had
nothing against the old Board OF
Selectrnen and were willing to see
them re-eleckted. They had told
us that if they was re-eleckted they
saw no reason why we should have
to pay taxes on our property, being
as how a newspaper conducted
for the welfare of the commun-
nifty, so to speak, and was of it.
self bound to have enough bene-
fshial effeckts without paying tax
Is.
The old Board was content to
stand for re-eleckshion in the reg
uler way, nouncing theirselfs as
candidates, and awaiting for the
results to come in.
But what was the results. The
results was Harve Hines 80 votes,
Cy Hoskins 80 votes. Anne Hillyer
80 votes, Eph Higgins 8 votes, Am
aziah Gookins 8 votes and Hen
Weatf1ersby 8 votes.
How did this happen? We dc
not know how it happened until we
pick up the campaign expenses
which was spent in this campaign
by Harve Hines. Cy Hoskins and
Anne Hillyer. This is the first time
that anybody who run for office in
Bingville ever had to descend to
the indignity of publishing cam
paign expenses. It is blow to the
manhood of the fair name of this
beautiful town. and we, speaking
in behalf of this fair name. protest
and boiler against the underhand-
ed means a dopted by Harve
Hines, Cy Hoskins and Anne Hill
yer in corrupting our voters.
Let us make a study of the cam
paign expenses of these three nefa-
rious plotters against the public
veal. There are all alike, and each
one a mounts to the enormous sum
| of S7.32. Itenized. this S7.32 dis
solves itself into Whisky 7ec,
chawing Tobaccer SLIP. Smoking
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tother a m. How is this for a iseicl<is
at this season of the yr.?
Yves Woodruff, our expert hunter and
trapper, almost shot a blue fox tother
day. He took careful aim at the fox.
but was considerably existed over II
being a blue one, so when he pulled
the trigger, the shot knocked a lin off
tree ab't 10 f. above the fox's head.
Yves thinks if he had shot mite quicker,
the lin would of fell on the fox's head
and stinted him.
Doc Livermore, our talented horse
speshialist-- and human physishian, re-
ports epidemick of boils resently and
thinks these boils could be averted if
, everybody would only take drop or
two of his elickser before meals. ADV
Miss Sananthy Deevers, who was on
the sick list last wk., is on again this
wk. She reports feeling turrible poorly,
and figures that it will be long time
before she is often the sick list. We
are always glad to report the sick list,
and we have always been willing to
oblidge Samanthy by placing her on
same wk. after wk, and we wish TO
state publicly that she needn't 60 to no
trouble to try to make US believe how
sick she Is. We will take her word
for it.
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Tobaccer $1.37. Barlow Knifes
1928, Tickets to Moving Pikshur
Theayter $1.10, Postage Stamps
zoe and Sarsprilla Drinks SOC.
With this whisky, this chawing
and smoking tobaccer, these barlow
knifes and tickets to Shorty Mel
cher's moving pikshur theayter, and
these sarsprilla drinks, the man
hood of our glorious town has been
diverted from its reggu1er course
of events and has been inveegled
into voting for three citizens to-
tally different from the ones which
it might of voted for if It had not
been tempted by the hired offerings
of unscrupulus pollitishians.
These unscrupulus pollitishians
have done nothing more or less
than given brides, and the flour of
Our manhood has done no less than
accepted brides. We was not ap-
preached personally. Had we been
approached, the vote might of stood
33 for the unscrupulus pollitishians
instead of SO, and it might not of.
We demand tokens of good faith
from these pollitishians. Will they
allow the Bugle to go without pay
ing taxes on its property or will
they not. If they do not, we will
raise cyclone of protest, which
strengthened and spread out by the
newspapers of this fair land, will
make these pollitishians so sick
that they will wish they had newer
been born.
Subscribe for the Bugle. We are
for honest square politics all the
time, and we will see that every
boldly gets a square deal.
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Local Mention

The Grim Reaper has not VISITED OUT
midst for some time, but this is good
weather for the Grim Reaper, with
ODDS, pneumony, pneuralgy and the other
diseases which winter time brings.
AMI Gookins fell and hurt hisseIf
He has suffered no i'll effeckts exsept
pain where he landed.
Mrs. Jerushy Perkins of here suffered
a turrible loss tother ev'g while curling
her hair. She had been saving her
combings for several yrs. in order &c
have some false hair made outen them
that would match her hair exact, and
while she was curling her hair she drop,
a~fnatch into the combings and they
burnt up with bright flash and bad
smell.
Seth Dewberry, Our heroick town con-
stable, says this cold weather makes
him feel turrible brave. He says he
wishes a desperate eharackter of some
sort or a fend in human shape would
make his appearants in Our midst, as
he (Seth) is feeling so spry he would
make him look offal sick.
Mrs. Gideon Johnson is sufferins
tortchures with chillblains, and is obliged
to remain in the house on acct of being
unable to get her shoes onto her feet
on acct of the swelling of same.
Harve Hines, our tonsorial artist and
barber, reports Stacking up of trade
this being bekause the cold weather
makes people unwilling to get their hair
cut or their boards shaved often them
Erasmus Skinner had a alteration
with his wife last Fridy ev'g and got :
black eve Mrs. Skinner is a turrible
good shot with dish pan.
Shorty Melcher. the genial prop. of the
Oriental Palace Moving Pikshur Theav.
ter, nounces that he will let children
under 4 yrs, of age into his theayter
for cts. instead of 5 during the Winter
mos. Thanks, Shorty.
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Country Correspondence
CALAMITY CORNERS

George Pew has subscribed for the
Bugle. This makes 4 subscriptions
which the Bugle has got in Calamity
Corners.
1t snoed here last wk., and it Jocks
as il it might snoe again within the next
two wks.
The Bugle would of had subscrip-
shions in Calamity Corners if We had
took Hi Henderson's offer to swap his
cat Jennie and her litter of kittens for
yrs. subscripshion-
Ezelial Snodgrass of here had his
pump freeze on him tother evg,. and
while pouring the hot water down the
well-pipe In order to thaw out same he
split the hot water on his foot and
scalded hisself in turrible painful
and excrooshiating manner.
Jake Homes was drunk on hard slider
last Thursdy and Fridy and would OF
been drunk on Ssterdy and Sundy only
he was so drunk that he could not find
the slider Dbl, and fell asleep trying to
find same and slept off his intocksica-
shion.
Mrs Hester RuslSin has reed pix.
shur postal card from her niece, the
popular and beautiful leila Comstock OIL
Snake Bend, telling her that fellers !:
keeping company with her all the tim'
now, the postal card having been reac
by everyone with great interest.
Mrs. Jake Hankins is suffering from
blood poisoning, she having dropped
her false teeth on her bedroom foo
and slept on same while walking arounC
in her bare feet The teeth bit her, 81
to speak, and the bite festered up ant
she got blood poisoning. She cracked
| the plate on the false teeth to add t.
the sorrow of the occashion.
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
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BUD FELL mi!
lOke Played on Bud RinckIey A.
most Results in Death and
Disaster but Don't at the Last
Minnit

Bud Hinckley, who amt quite right
in his head, the son of Widow Hinck-
ley of this place, had joke played on
him which was very laffable in some
ways but which almost resulted in his
demeese, but Bud would not OF got
into this trouble if he had been right in
his head.
Some of the littel bays on Gootchic
has been friz up during the cold spell
of the past wk., and it was this place
which was the seen of the joke played
on Bud
Some of the younger fry around
Bingville was over to Gootchic, skating
and sliding around on the ice which
was thin, and Bud was standing around
on the shore, laffng kind of foolish
at things in general, and making kind
of senseless noises every oncet in a
while. \
They was one particular thin place in
the Use which the boys took good deal
of delight in getting start and skating
over fast, their delight being occashioned
by the fackt that if they wasn't going
fast enough, they would bust through
and fall in.
We'll, littel Tommy Barker, he got
the idea it would be a good joke to
get Bud to go over the thin place to see
what would happen, so Tommy he up
and said to Bud Hey Bud, all the fell
lers are skating over this place, and |
betcher you can't do it, If you do it
I'll draw a pikshur of you.
Bud he started out on the ise right
away, showing what burned fool Bud
is, or else he wouldn't have cared a
boot weather Tommy drawed his pix
shur or not.
Well. lust as soon as Bud got to the
thin spot in the Use, he busted through
and went down under the water, sput-
terine like anything. Ali the fellers
thort this was a offal good joke, and
they LATED fit to bust theirselfs. Pretty
quick Buds head come out from under
the water, and he grabbed at the ise,
and the Use busted, and he went under
again.
Well, the fellers begun TO get ofTal
scairt, and the begun to run around
yelling like everything, and littel Tommy
Barker. he rushed out to the hole where
Buds head was sticking out of water
again, but just before he got to the
edge of the Use, the Use busted under
Tommy and he fell into the water
with loud splash and several yells.
He went under the water for min
nit, but when he come up he staid up,
being as how his feet was on the bot
tom, and the waiter was only up to
his neck. Tommy looked consider
abble surprised for a brief space OF
time, and then he reached over and took
holt of Buds hair and give him 4 yank.
At that Bud opened his eyes, which had
been closed tight throughout the pro-
ceeding, and Tommy said you big fool,
YOU, why don't you stand up.
With that Bud grinned kind Of fool
ish and stood up. Bud was such . fool
that he had doubled no hts legs when
he went into the water and kept same
doubled up instead of trying to use
same.
Bud 10 groefng more ard more foolish
every day, and it Is high time that some
thing vas did about him.
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CRICKET CORNERS

The weather are getting colder and
colder.
Hyde Smithers has a unushually
large boil right on his waist line, Sc
that It Is torment to him to wear a
belt to hold up his pants, but same has
to be did.
Mrs. Sam Bossum Is sick abed with
general misery. Sam Bossum is alse
sick with a cold which he has to take
whiskey for, but not so as he has to be
abed.
Mrs. Pike, our leading citizenness, has
sly on her eye and cold sores all over
her lips. NOW AND THEN.
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HAVE INVENTED SOMETHING
THAT Is HOT STUFF
FOR WINTER TIME.
This is nothing more or less than q
patent
.!!!!!NOSE WARMER!!!!!!

Anybody who has worked out doors
In the winter time knows that his nose
gets So All Fired Cold that il seems
like it would Drop OFF.
NV Nose Warmer VIII KEEP
YOUR NOSE GOOD and WARM
1t is easy to put on; 1t puts on as
slick and easy
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-14
AS ANYTHING

It is made out of wooden stuff and
is made to fit the nose; you strap il
onto your face and hitch 1t under your
chin and when you have got it on The
Coolest Weather Seems Like Sum-
mer Time to You.
The only trouble with my invention
is you can't blow your nose when you
have got it on, but Who Wants to
Blow His Nose in the Winter Time
as Long as His Nose Is Warm2
You don't want to go around with
NOSE half
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-14
FROZEN OFF YOUR FACE

FROZEN OFF YOUR FACE
And l don't want to 60 around all win.
ter without enough money to buy wood
to burn In my stove.
so BUY MY NOSE WARMER
The price viii be reasonable to s,v
friends, and viii not charge none q
cent less than I think they can afford
to pay, Sec me for Nose Warmers
RAs SLocoMB.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15

of the city and surrounding
country To the outside public, would
have met with 4 hearty support from
the public. Too much attention has
been paid TO the social features of the
club. Whether correct or not. the i'm
preston has gone forth that the club
was organized for the benefit of the
few and not in the interest of the COM
munity. Months have passed and
nothing has been done to forward the
interests of Mesa. Whether or not the
club lives or dies; whether or not one
or two men shall control the organiZa-
ton for their exclusive benefit. moth
ing can retard the growth of Mesa
That there is a brake" on the pro-
gressiVenesS Of the club has been rec
ognized for sometime past. The bust
ness interests should be united. but are
not. and evidently cannot he recon-
ciled; hence the future is just what
the entenprising element choose to
make il.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
MESA
MINE NEAR MESA CITY
HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE
Men Are Now at Work on Cross Cut
Which Will Soon tap Rich
Ore Body.
THE CARNEY MINE.

p. C. Carney has just returned from
the Carney mines, on In south slope or
the Superstition mountains, and brings
back good report Of the work under
wav there Two shifts are now en-
ployed on the tunnel and it is the m
tention OF the management To put on
the third shift 500. The work at pres
ent. and the most important work that
can he done. * in the cross cut tunnel
which is expected to cut the ore VEN
within a distance of five hundred feet
Three eight hour shifts will be able to
tap the vein within five months, max
ing the expense very light. once the
ore is reached, there Is no question
bur what the mine will be a paying
proposition. With down hill haul OF
.onl,- sixteen miles to the railroad ana
an almost ineXhaustible supply of ore
10 draw from. one % the most produc-
tive camps of the territory will be at
the very doors of Mesa. There is now
AN automobile road from the town 10
the mouth of the tunnel, and many Of
TIN. citizens of Mesa have been over the
road and know what the possibilities o.
the property really are. The present
plan of development is Of the safe-and
sane order: no validating and the
mine speaks for itself as to its re-
sources. In these days of careful and
cautious investment. no proposition
will receive the endorsement Of the
investors unless the goods are in sight.
Mr.. Carney has the goods.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
BUILDING NEW ROOF.

George Altman, the contractor. is
building . roof for the Mesa Coliseum
This has been the home Of a popula"
outdoor theater during the past sea
son. II was a roofleSs house and be-
cause Of this was a popular resort dur
ing the warm summer evenings. When
the air became frosty. the patrons
dropped off. naturally. and the new
roof * for the purpose of making tn
house comfortable in order that the
shows may be continued during the
winter. The roof will be ready by
next Monday night. if nothing unusual
happens. and in the meatime the
Pricess theater is the only nightly at
traction. but is giving good satisfac-
ton 10 its patrons
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
TEMPE
REPUBLICAN RALLY
BILLED FOR TEMPE
The Big Meeting of the Campaign at
the Goodwin Opera House.

The big republican meeting Of the
state campaign is billed to take place
here on the 33d of this month, a week
from tomorrow evening. at the Good
win opera house. Everything possible
is being done To make the meeting a
rousing one and big attendance i
assured So far this year. Tempe
crowds at political meetings have been
noticeable by their smallness rather
than their size. but it is thought that
on this occasion there viii be a
monster crowd.
Good music has been secured for
the evening and the speakers Will be"
Ralph Cameron and Hoval A. Smith.
candidates for the United States SEN
ate: John : Williams. candidate for
representative. and others.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
DISASTER TO MACHINES.

Night before last was hard one
on automobiles. \ Tempe machine
coming this way from Phoenix failed
To make the turn across the old rail-
road the other side of the river, but
kept on following the old wagon road
and landed in the ditch. with little
damage To- either machine or "ccu-
PANTS \ Phoenix machine lost a
wheel at the river and was toWed
back to town for repairs.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
a MAIL CARRIERS LOAD

Seems heavier when he has weak
back and kidney trouble. Fred Dueh-
rem. Mail Carrier at Atchisor. kas-
saws: 4 have been bothered with
kidney and bladder trouble and had a
severe pain across my back. When
eyer I carried a heavy load Of mail.
my kidney trouble increased. some
time ago, l started taking Foieys
Kidney Pills and since taking them
have gotten entirely rid Of all my
kidney trouble and am as sound now
as ever" Elvcy d Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
TOOK MANY FRIES.

William Goodwin feels that he did
pretty well with his display of cats.
dogs and chickens at the fair He
returned with ten ribbons altogether.
and in addition sold about so worth
of the stock. on his way i'm from the
fair grounds. when he was bringing
the stock home, Il four months old
Collie puppy jumped from the back
of the wagon and is still at large.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
MERCHANTS WILL MEET.

The regular weekly meeting OF the
Merchants association has been post
poned from time To time for the
past two weeks on account of the far
and other things The regular weekly
meeting. however will be held again
tomorrow evening and a fun attend
ance of the members is desired The
meeting Will be held as usual in the
council chambers above the Tempe
Hardware company
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
POSTAL SAVINGS BONDS.

Postmaster Mullen has received from
the postoffice department a quantity
of circulars giving information on the
subject of postal savings bonds which
viii be issued after January LIST. 1912,
in connection with the work of the
postal savings bank system. Those
who may be interested in this subject
should inquire for one Of the circu-
lars at the pOstoffice.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
DOING JURY DUTY.

II. \ Nillett, one of the prominent
citizens of the Enterprise district. Is
spending a few days in this part of
the valley. Mr.. Miller got caught on
the jury in Phoenix and by reason OF
that fact will stay over little longer
than he had intended.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
Baekache, Headache, Nervousness

and rheumatism. both in men and
women, mean kidney trouble. Do not
allow it to progress beyond the reach
of medicine but stop it promptly with
Foley Kidney Pills. They regulate the
action Of the urinary organs. Tonic
in action, quick in results.
For sale by ElVey & Hulett
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
COMMERCIAL CLUB.

The meeting of the commercial club
last night was for the purpose of tax
ing action as to whether or not the
club should disband. The club was
organized along the wrong lines. A
club having for its purpose the boost
ing of the town and presenting the ad-
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
a DELAYED TRAIN.

The regular train from Phoenix YES
terday did not arrive until noon. 1t
being due at . O'Clock. TIL failure of
trains to make schedule time Of late
has caused great deal of adverse
comment. and it behooves the officials
to bet busy unless they want To- get
themselves diSliked.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
Is NO RETTER.

{. \. Saylor. who has been on the
sick list for a good many months. *
reported as being no better. The cold
weather seems not to agree with him.
and his condition is hardly regarded
as being as favorable as it was dur
ing the summer.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
CAMPAIGNING HERE.

Fen :. Hildreth, one Of the repub-
lican candidates for the state senate
in this county, is spending a few DAYS
in this vicinity. doing a little cam
paign work on his own account and
incidentally for the whole ticket
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
PASTORS RECEPTION.

An informal reception viii be given
at the parsonage Of the NJ. f. Church
South. Friday evening. the 18th. at 5
O'Clock. in honor of the new minister
Rev. r. W. German. and his wife. y
cordial invitation il extended 10 all to
be present.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
THE BRACK CASE.

Owing 10 the illness of the assistant
district attorney, Frank II. Lyman. and
the absence of District Attorney Bul-
lard. the case against DR. Brack has
been continued until 10 O'Clock Friday
morning The case will be positively
heard at that time.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
DEMOCRATIC RALLY.

The first gathering of democrats
since the primary election in Tempe
will take place this evening at the
opera house. 1t is expected that most
of the county candidates VIII he on
hand. and remarks are expected from
most Of them. The program of speak
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
is SOME BETTER.

Mrs. J. G. Ryan, who has been
critically i'll at the Sisters hospital in
Phoenix for several weeks. is reported
some better. and though by no means
out of danger yet. her condition Is so
much improved that there Is every
hope Of her early recovery.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15

]. f. Parker. 2021 No. 10th st. TT.
Smith. Ark. says that he had taken
many kinds of kidney medicine. but
did not get better until he took Foley
Kidney Pills No matter how long You
have had kidney trouble. you will find
quick and permanent benefit by the
use Of Foley Kidney Pills. Start them
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
FROM SUNFlOWER.

y W. Chilson of Sunflower is here
for a few days on business. He re
ports things in the finest kind of
shape on the ranges, with an album
dance Of feed and water.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
RETURNED TO LOS ANGELES.

DR. Louise FELTON, and daughter
Miss Pearl. left Monday evening for
Los Angeles over the Santa Pc rail-
road. Mrs FELTON, spent the fair week
in her Old home. Mesa, visiting with
her mother. Mrs N \ steel.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15
GOES EAST.

Harry \. Cook of Los Angeles. who
has been spending a few weeks here
with NJ. l.. Spear. left night before
last for his former home in Pennsyl-
vania. where he will spend the win
ter
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15

the contract and the work is now
wen under way. When finished the
cottage will be modern in every way
and will be quite an addition To that
part of town.
Arizona republican., 1911-11-15

ing will commence at s o'clock. on
account of the rally, there will be no
moving picture show at the opera
house this evening.