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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
JUST JUDGE FINES HIMSELF

Justice Myrtle Phelps of Kalamazoo,
Mich, pleaded guilty in his own court
before himself to violating a city or
dinance requiring light on autos after
certain hours at night, and paid costs
amounting to 1854 Alderman Con-
verse asked the judge for warrant
for person who had violated the
ordinance, The court got out the
necessary papers and asked the vio-
'ator'S name When told it was him
eli he stood rat
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
MILK FOR L0ND0N's CATS

London still depends upon its army
Of cats to handle the rats among the
ships that come up the Thames. The
port Of London authority has made
known its estimates for cats milk for
the year. The appropriation is for
$4,000. There is AK official feeding
squad and a dozen different points
where milk is set out for the cats.
Hundreds of cats answer the whistle
call to breakfast. The shipping cats
have record of dead rats which runs
into hundreds of thousands.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
HENS LAY PURPLE EGGS

A strange natural phenomenon oc-
CURED recently at Columbus, Ind.
where hens of the farm of H. L. Rost
astonished the proprietor and the
nighbors by laying purple eggs.
Rost believes that mulberries were re-
sponsibie. The wind had blown many
bushels of the berries from the trees.
The chickens refused to ear anything
except mulberries.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
MOUNTAIN AS MEMORIAL

A mountain as a memorial to Gen.
Walter Hartman, governor of New
Hampshire from 1867 to 1869, has been
given to the state by his son-in-law,
Joseph Lesson of Newton, Mass The
Hartman reservation, includes hill
1900 feet high, and an extensive tract
Of land round it. The summit of the
hill has a 50-mile view of White
mountain scenery, and the slopes are
covered with picturesque timber
growths and meadows.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
GIRL KICKS LIGHTNING

An extraordinary incident occurred
At Paterson, N. J., in the course of a
thunderstorm, the principal actor be-
ing the 14-year-old daughter of Rev.
]. H. Hoelzer, who youches for the
truth of the story. The assertion is
that ball of fire, after hitting the
church, leaped into the parsonage
kitchen, where the minister's children
had taken refuge with their aunt. AS
the ball passed her Louise kicked it
and it broke into small sparks and
did no damage, not even to Louise.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
cows STRANGE DIET

A small farmer in Manulla, County
Mayo, who deals in aged cows,
bought one which became unwell
and died two weeks later, says an
Irish paper. A local victualer perform
ed a post-mortem examination, and
found inside leather clasp purse con-
taiRing four sovereigns, one half-sov-
eign, half-crown, threepence in
coppers, and railway ticket to Bull
lngar; also a brass door knob, three
breech-ioading cartridges, and guam
tity of black glass, something similar
to porter bottles.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
INDIAN MEDICINE STONE

i Bath (Me.) man has an Indian
medicine stone found on the Indian
carrying place in Winnegance 1t is
Of stone like flint, black and smooth.
On one side is an intaglio cut for the
thumb TO rest and on the reverse, sim
liar !satly carved intaglios for the four
fingers to grasp the stone. On the
thumb side, or top, a bowl for mixing
the medicine is sunken and around coil
ed rattlesnakes are engraved Else
where upon the top ends and sides
are engraved the rising sun, crows and
more snakes.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Meaaphones In Oil.

Robert Henri, the painter, was dis
cussing in New York very mediocrs
"old master" for which a Chicago pro-
moter had paid an exorbitant sum-
"The man is content with his bar
GAIN saiu Mr.. Henri. I'm sure Of
that. To a millionaire of that type.
you know, an old master is merely
megaphone for his money to talk
through"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Stevens Again on Commission.

MadiSon.-Gov. McGOvern has reap
pointed Judge E. Ray Stevens to be a
member of the Wisconsin commission
on uniform state laws the term to ex-
pire in June, 1914 The other mem
bers of the commission are Edward W.
Frost of Milwaukee and Charles Nc
Carthy of Madison.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
New Bank for Algoma

Aigoma.-A movement headed by
Senator NJ, w. Perry, P. NJ. White,
Henry Grimm and Frank Slaby of Al
gonna and J. L. Haney of Kewaunee is
under way for the organization of
new state bank here with a capital
stock Of $4,000 and a $4,000 surplus.
The new bank will be opened by Oct. /.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

was confined to bed
and could not turn
without assistance. 7
grew enough better
to sit up but began to
suffer from rheuma-
tic pains, so bad I
often cried out. Kid
neys were In dreadful
condition and secre-
Ions suppressed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
County, Fair Aids Cunid-

Fond du Lac.-That the county
fair is a promoter of matrfmony is
shown by the records in the office of
the county clerk. That week twen-
ty-four marriage licenses were is
sued, breaking all records for any
week during the year.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

Observation-Disclosures Roseman. aged
IS while practicing lassoing with
companion near Crystal lake. was
blown to pieces when in attempting to
dodge the rope a knife in his pocket
rubbed against and ignited some dyna-
mite caps.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Coachman Had to Earn Beuuest.

A quaint paragraph appears in the
will Of Mrs. Julie Hall, of Brighton.
England. At the reading of the will
the other day it was found that she
had bequeathed 2100 to her coach
man, provided he is in her service at
her death, and 'if l do not die
through or from the effects of car
riage accident when he is the driver"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Fish Hatchery for Milwaukee,

Observation-Disclosures will un-
doubtedly get the new $4,000 state
hatchery for lake trout which win be
established at some point on Lake
Michigan Milwaukee Is given the
preference over Racine and other
cities which have made applications.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
MAY Use State Fair Barns.

Fort Washington.-The injunction
prohibiting the use of the rev speed
barns at state fair park in West Allis
was SO far modified by Judge Leuck
here as to permit their use durlng fair
week. Sept. % was set for hearing
arguments on the motion to vacate the
injunction.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

Finally l began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and was cured. My health is now
fine and my kidneys act perfectly"
when Your Back is Lame, Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S."
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price Soc
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
DISTEMPER

In all its forms among ali ages OF
horses, as we'll as dogs. cured and Others
In the same stable prevented from having
the disease with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER
CURE: Every bottle guaranteed Over
tooco0 bottles sold last year. Best remedy
for chicken cholera so cents and 81 100 a
bottle, IS and $40 the Dozen ANY good
druggist, or send to manufacturers. Write
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. U.S.A.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
The RecniI

Tobacconist-You learned long ago
how to pack a barrel of apples, didn't
you, Uncle John?
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES thing. Billy:
same as you packed that box of cigars
/ bought of you the other day-aIl the
nice ones in the top row.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

The great task Of rebuilding the ia
nous Campanile Of Venice is nearing
completion and before long the beau
tiful structure, which collapsed some
time ago, will again be ready to re-
ceive the admiration of tourists. The
restoration Of the logetta of Sanso-
vine at the base of the Campanile
also is progressing well under the di-
rection of noted archaeologist and
architect.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
VIM. H. EIett Dies on Cas-.

Madison.-Word has been received
here Of the death of Attorney William
H. Flett, aged 30, former assembly
man from Lincoln county, at Seattle.
Wash, where he has been for the last
ten years.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Thos. F. Ramsey Exnires.

ilwaukee.-Thomas L. Ramsey, a
prominent Democratic politician and
Il member of the legislature in 1904
and 1908, is dead of heart failure
following a severe coughing fit.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
In the Misfit Halo REGION.

81 believe" said a B1liyiIle author,
that If we finally reach Paradise wen
worry about having to fly too high
and sing too often, and some folks
will complain about the streets OF gold
because the hard pavement may hurt
their feet."-Atlanta Constitution.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
GOLD TOOTH FOR A HORSE

Black Bess, the mare that plays
leading part in the dramatic sketch
Dick Turpin's Ride to York." in Eng
land, broke front tooth while travel
ing from Sheffield to London It was
replaced by gold one, and the pho
tograph shows the operation being
performed with the assistance of
man with a pitchfork, a new and
somewhat alarming weapon in the
hands Of a dentist
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Tramp Gives Leg for Ride.

OShkosh.-Aiike Smith of EScana-
ba, had his left leg amputated below
the knee at st. Mary's hospital.
Smith was stealing a ride on North
western train, and it is said he was
kicked off by one of the train crew.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Arrested for Forgery.

Wausau,-William Gaulke of the
town of Maine was arrested here on
charge of forgery by Deputy United
States Marshall Appleby. 1t is alleged
that he cashed Il check for $3.50 sent
to him by mistake through the mails.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Youth Believed Drowned.

Fond du Lac.-George Roehl of this
city, is believed to have drowned in
Lake Winnebago A launch contain
ing his clothes and valuables was
found floating on the lake.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Dies from supposed Assault.

Oconto-Herman Tagatz, at one
time a wealthy business man of Beaver.
NIarinette county. died in Oconto hos
pital it is believed. as a result of an
assault at Green Bay a few weeks ago.
An inquest viii be held to determine
the facts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Census Padding Trial Fxed

La Crosse.-The trial of the MAYOR
of superior and others charged with
padding the census Of that city. has
been SET for the October term of fed.
eral court here.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Sen Killed; Father Hurt.

Observation-Disclosures Kampine was
seriously injured and his son William
instantly killed when a passenger
train hit the buggy in which they
were driving to town near Chiffon.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

Madison. - The Wisconsin state
board of control awarded contract
for piping for the new heating plant
at the state hospital at Mendoza to
Milwaukee company for $S.I74.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Veteran Editor Dead.

Ripon.-T. d. Stone, at one time
publisher of the Trempealeau County
News. the Wisconsin Good Templar.
and connected with the Ripon Press
for a number of years, is dead
AGED SO.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Drons Lamp; Fatally Burned.

Chippewa Falls.-AIrs. Maria Will
cox, aged IS. was fatally burned near
here when she dropped an oil lamp,
the blazing oil igniting her clothing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
State Examiners, Meeting Set.

announcement is made
that the next meeting of the state
board of examiners will be held at the
Madison high school December 26-2S.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Boiler in Sawniu Exnlodes.

Baytield,-CIyde ErSey was killed
and several We're badly scalded when
the boiler in the sawmill of r. J. Rus
sell ON Madeline island exploded The
sawmiu was practically demolished by
the force of the explosion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Public Affairs Director Named.

Nadison.-B. NJ. RastaH. associate
professor of business administration ut
the University of Wisconsin, has been
elected director Of the state board of
public affairs. The salary is $1,000.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Always podaino.

'You are afraid to go along a coun-
ny road at night?'
Eyes. Every time | hear boot owl
I imagine it's some new kind OF an
automobile shrek"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
City superintenoents to Meet.

Madison.-The City Superintend-
ents' association viii hold its next meet
ing here October 6 and {. All city
superintendent are required By law
to attend. their expenses being paid
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

A cold on the chest weaIlens your lungs
Tubercular Germs attack the weak spots
Keep your lungs strong by curing colds
quickly with Hamlins Wizard Oil ard you
will not get Consumption.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

Appleton.-Wm. Smolk, aged 80. a
bachelor, shot himself through the
heart in cemetery here and fell dead
on his fathers grave
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Disapprove of Teetotalism.

Racine.-The Norwegian Metho-
dist conference held here, went in
formally on record as preferring tenn
perance to total abstinence.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Following the SimiLe

Life" said John W. Gates, valiant
lover of conflict, is a gamble"
And death? Why, death is the haz-
ard of the die.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
Would leach the Blind.

hadison.-The school board of
Bloomington has applied for permits
sion 70 establish a day school for the
blind
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

When a baby can look at an old
bachelor without crying the mother
always thinks he is a good father
wasted.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14

Now, John, if I were to die you
would weep over me and tell every
body what a good wife I was"
No, l wouldn't, believe me-"
well, I would for you, just for de-
cency's sake. And that shows I'm
not half as mean as you are"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-09-14
GREW STEADILY WORSE.
Chicago Woman Experiences TerrIbIe
Suffering from Kidney Trouble.

Mrs. Emma Kunze, 164s N. Hal.
sted St., Chicago, ILL.,, says: "A crfcE
took me in my back and the pain WAS
so terrible l could not straighten.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Fl. Sanders, OF
Chicago, who have spent the past two
winters at the New Willard, announce
the marriage of their daughter, Alva
May. to Mr.. Newton Ford Carpenter, on
November 90
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
NAVAL ORDERS.

Lieut.. L. ]. WALLACE. detached duty works vii
lam Cramps Sons. Philadelphia, Pa. NoVem.
Der q. 1911; to 10 duty assistant to the officer
IN charge, Branch photographic Once, Phila-
delphia, Pa. s... ~
Ensign W. P. HAYES, detached duty Marietta, and
granted leave three months.
Ensign w. W. TURNER. detached duty Reserve
Torpedo Divisions, Charleston, s. @, Deem
Der Is. 1911; granted leave three months.
Ensign A. H. DOUGLAS. detached duty New
Hampshire, and granted sick leave two months.
Surg A. STUART. detached duty Navy Recruiting
Station. Hartford. Conn; to duty Naval Dis
culinary Barracks and additional duty in com
mand Naval Hospital. Port Royal, s. c.
Surg. W. SEAMAN, detached duty Naval Discip-
linary Barracks. Port Royal. g. c.; to duty
Michigan.
Surg R. e HoYT, detached duty Navy Recruit
ing Station. San Francisco. CAL: to dnty Frank.
lin.
Surg. J. J. SNYDER. detached duty Michigan to
home and wait orders.
Passed Asst Surg. +. r. W. HOUGH detached
duty Franklin; to duty Navy Recruiting Station.
San Francisco. Cal.
Passed Asst Surg +. NJ. MUNs0N. detached duty
Independence: to duty Navy Recruiting sta
Passed Asst Surg N. W. BAKER, detached duty
Naval Hospital, New York, n. Y; to duty In
dependence.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
FEW GUESTS AT WEDDING.
Mr.. Shermnn's Illness Cause 70
Change in Plans.


New York, Nov 24-The marriage. of
Miss Mildred Sherman, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. w. Watts Sherman, to Ralph
Francis Julian Stoner. Lord Camoys, is
to take place tomorrow instead Of on
December 3 as originally planned.
The announcement Of the change of
plan was something of a surprise to So
ciety, but it was said that it was due
10 the illness of Mr.. Sherman, who has
never fully recovered from an operation
which he underwent last January.
Nevertheless, 1t was said to-day at the
Sherman residence that no immediate
apprehension was felt concerning Mr..
Shernan's condition.
Mr.. Sherman is able to be UP and TO
walk about the house. but 1t is said that
the wedding of his daughter to the Brit
ish peer will take place in his own room.
and that only the members of both fanf-
lies will be present at the ceremony.
The change of the date, ACCOMPANIED
by these reports, gave a tinge of nys-
terry to the marriage preparations. It
had never been intended to make the
wedding an elaborate or ostentatious af-
tair, but now the invitations of even the
'ew hidden guests outside of the kinshfp
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
Jonadnbs Hold Services.

The annual memorial services of the
Sons of Jonadab were attended last
night by large delegations at 623 Louisi-
ana avenue northwest. James CIoggin,
the only surviving member of the six
men who founded the order forty-fou
years ago in this city, was among those
present. Others who made short talks
were James Maloney. a. H. Raglan,
James Larkin, James E. Rhodes, and
c. F. Sudwarth, the supreme chief of the
order
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
NEWS OF GAME BY WIRE.
Direct Communication Between
Franklin Field and Club.

The Army and Navy football game, on
Franklin Field, Philadelphia, to-day, will
be reported to the members of the Army
and Navy Club by private wire direct
to the clubhouse.
Army and navy officers in Washington
who are interested, but who will be
unable to attend. will avail themselves
Of the club reports.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
WOODWARD & LOTHROP.

have been recalled because of the illness
of Mr.. Sherman.
Rev. William Meenan, of st. Mary's
Church, Newport, will officiate, Lord Ca
mOys being a Catholic
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
Mission Class Discusses Ideals,

The third fall meeting of the Home Mis-
sion Study Class was held at New York
Avenue Presbyterian Church yesterday
morning with Mrs. NJ. C. Richards pre-
siding. Conservation of American
Ideals" was discussed. devotional
service was led by Miss Florence Brown.
Mrs. Teunis Hamlin spoke on World
wide religion in America"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
ARMY ORDERS.

Leave Of absence for one mopth and twenty DAYS 10
take effect about November s. 1911 is
granted Second Lieut.. ARTHUR W. HOLDER
NESS, Ninth Cavalry.
Leave Of absence for ten days, to take effect upon
his relief from duty at Columbus Barracks Ohio
is granted First Lieut.. ERNEST +. SLATER,
Medical Reserve Corps ~
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
Children Retain Playground.

Despite the complaint made to the Dis
trict officials by Charles E. Robson. a
resident of the Sorrento apartment house,
the Federal and District authorities yes
ter6ay decided not to forbid the use of
a small park at Eighteenth street and
Kalorama road as a playground for chill
dren living III the neighborhood. Mr..
Robson complained that the noise made
Fy the boys is abominabIe"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25

Miss Helen Taft will attend the Yale
Harvard game at Cambridge, Mass, to-
day. and will return to the White House
on Monday
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25
Woodward & Lothrop,
New Yok-WASHNGToN-Paris
Misses Coats, Suits, Dresses
For Thanksgiving Wear.

TAT HETHER Coat, Suit, or Dress is desired,
w we have achieved ch>fne results that the
only problem will come in choosing from
the many beautiful styles
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25

Uruguay's meteorological service is be-
ing reorganized by the minister of public
instruction of that country.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25

Continued on Page 10, Column 2
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25

Gen. and Mrs. L. A. Matile have re-
turned to the Cairo for the season after
attending their sons wedding in New
York City.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-25

Free Coupons Worth Ten Cents.
Look for free coupon in next Sunday
Herald. good for admission at the Na-
tional Apple Show at Masonic Temple.
The La Jara chronicle., 1911-08-25
TWAS EVER THUS WITH ART

Tonsiline, the beauteous wife of
Tonsilitis, the celebrated Greek
philosopher and poet, was peeved.
"Why weepest thou, o fair
one?" asked Tonsilitis, as he
wiped her alabaster complexion
off into one corner of her face
with a clean end Of his toga.
81 weepest," she replied, be
cause thou ain 'tist no good. Here
we have to wade around in mud
and dust up to our knees and alb
sorb the odor of the passing gas
wagons while the folks next door
ride out in a seven-passenger
Mercedes. You call yourself a
great Greek and you waste your
time on poetry. There is class
to the Greek next door, and, be-
lieve me, he is some Greek. He
runs a shoe shining parlor. -