The evening world., 1911-08-10

Next. Jacob selected the best en-
lowed college he could scare up and
presented II with . 5000 900 laboratory.
The c~ollegSodid not maintain a scien-
tihc course. but II accepted the money
and built an elaborate lavatory instead.
whioh was no diversion Of funds 20 far
a. Jacob rel discovered.
Tho faculty met and invited Jacob
to come over n take his A b c de-
gree. Before sending the invitation
they smiled, cut out tho G, added the
proper punctuation marks and ell wus
wedi.
While walking On the campus 0>fors
6sdnG capped end gownod Jacob saw
two profen0oro strolLng nearby. Their
voices. long adapted TO indoor acous-
tics. u~ndesisnediy reached hzs Nr.
There soes the hteSt chevalier DIN
dustrie." sajd one Of shsm, TO buy Z
cleeptnc powder from ~ He gs0 oAs
degres Tomorrow"
I'm foro o~onscisntios.- an the other
"Let's cave ART . brick 1t i'm"
Jacob ignored the Latin. but the brick
pleasantly was not too hard for him.
There VA no mandrasora In the hon.
orary drauSht Of learning that he had
bought. That was before the pAssaGe
Of the Pure Food n Drugs vol
Jacob wesrisd Of philanthropy on .
large scale.
IF I could sss folk made happier" he
said 20 himsslf-'lf I could see EN-
myself and hear 'em express their graft
tude for what I done for 'em II would
make me feel better. This donatin'
funds TO institutions and societies II
about a. satisfactory - dropping
money into . broken slot machine"
So Jacob followed his noss, which led
him through unswept streets 20 the
homes Of the poorest.
The very thing," said jacob. Il win
charter two river steamboats,. pack
them full OF these unfortunate children
and-say ten thousand dole and drums
and a thousand freezers Of ice-cream.
and give them a delightful outing up
the Sound. The sea breezes on that
trip ought to blow the faint of some of
this money that keeps coming IN faster
than I . work II of my mind"
Jacob must have leaked some Of has
benevolent Intentions. for an immense
person with . bald face and a mouth
that looked a. II II ought to have a
Drop Letters Here sign over Il hooked
. finger around him and set him in a
space between . BARRIERS pole and a
stack Of ash ms Words came out OF
the p~ost-ofice slt-smooth. husky
words with gloves N EN- but sound
"B - IL tHey might turn 10 Dare
knuckles any moment.
Say. Sport. do you know where you
are att Well. dis 10 Mike O'0rady's
district you're butin' into-seef Mikes
got de stomach-ache privilege for every
kid in dis Northumberland And II
dere's any picnics or red balloons to b
dealt out here. Mikes money pays for
'em-see7 Don't you butt in. or some,
thingil be handed to you. Youse d.
settlers and reformers with your social
olog1es n your millionaire detectives
have got dis district In . hell Of Q AZ
anyhow. With your college students
and professors rough-houGng do soda.
water stands and dem rubbsr-neci
coaches nllin' dc streets. Dc folks down
here are 'fraid to 70 out Of Dc houses
Now. you leave EN- to Mike. Dey be.
longs to him. and he knows how q
handle EN-. Keep on your own sid,
OF do town. Are O some wiser nov
uncle, or DO you wan to scrap WIT
Mike O'0rady for Dc Santa Claus bel
in dis districtf"
Clearly. that spot in the moral vine
yard was pre-empted. So Caliph spraS
gins menaced no more the people In tn,
baxaars OF the east side. To keel
down his growing surplus he doubled
his donations to organized charity. pre-