Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-11-30

My bursting heart to fly apart
1t makes me jump to think of pump
Kin pies.
Boston Advertiser.
But they will make a stomach ache
] know
Lay like alrock, I'll to the doc
tor go.
According to DIR Blanche Denig of
the pulse of a young adult
beats from 20 to so times a minute, a
young woman's about eight times
more than a young man's-and she
might have added, even faster still,
sometimes, when a young man is tell
ing her how beautiful she is.-Boston
Globe.
If these discoveries resulted from
personal Investigations DR.. Denig's at
Effectiveness is to be doubted.
Ralph milford in his racing machine
flew for 2S9 miles at an average speed
of "a miles yesterday in the Wander
bilt cup race, and at times averaged
as high as close to 10 miles an hour.
The wonder is that a human machine
can stand such a strain as that ride
means, to say nothing of the machine
in which he rode.-Brockton Enter
prise.
And no one killed or seriously in
iured, The managers must do better
than this or the death of motor car
racing approaches on wings.
The National Grange is of the opin-
ion that for every dollar the farmer
produces, he receives 80 cents, while
the middleman pockets s. cents. The
Grange believes this condition should
be reversed. AS usual, this leaves the
poor consumer between the upper and
neither millstone.-Boston Advertiser.
A consumer friend anxiousIy advan-
ces the query. Does this mean both
will receive IS cents out of this dol
lar?"
1t will take fortnight to sell all the
ex-sultans jewels, which are already
commanding wonderful prices, though
consistency is not among them.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
But think of a harem full of diamond
eyes, ruby lips, golden hair and opal
escent compilations.
A Chicago man took carbolic acid
and lived two days. If one has to live
that long after a suicidal attempt, we
should think it would be better to get
$50 worth of mince pie and do it that
way.-Houston Post.
Come to Augusta, eat mince pie, and
live.
If it can be proved that the Walter
Raleigh pipe which is to be offered for
sale is the one that inspired the SER
want to turn the hose on his master,
il ought to fetch" a record breaking
price.-Biddeford Journal
And if it could be proved to have
been a hose turned upon Raleigh 1t
ought to create something of sensa-
ton.
The Argus says it is too late to
defend the Fernald administration
and we are ready to agree that Gov
ernor Fernald's administration needs
no defense We are not defending it,
but simply calling the colossal bluff of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Journal.
No. the Fernald administration
needs no defence now. 1t has been
Judged, condemned and done for by
the people. There is nothing left of
it except Indebtedness. and that is
fast disappearing under the economic
and efficient management of this Dem
ocratic northumberland Ar
gus.
Such generosity But where dld
the economic and efficient manage
ment" get the wherewithal to pay?
Surely not out of the liquor trust, or
Secretary of State Davis printing con-
tract.
The Lewiston Journal hoWls eul-
torially for prohibition and advertises
"Feruna" as the great cure all.-Bld-
deford Record.
Don't feel too badly over it! Mebbe,
liz you'd mend your ways, you'd grow
up to paying ad. contracts.
Facts for Catarrhal Sufferers,