The evening world., 1911-02-13
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! ] IN CHORUS LIFTS
! ROOF Of GARDEN
No Cheap Banks, These, Either,
: but the Voices of Aristocracy
y In Canine World.
DOGS LIFE, Ell?
Who Wouldn't, to BE Eternally
sGroomed, Massaged and Bar
& bered by Adoring Owners?
E DOGS LIFE, Ell?

sof The Only Their Husbands Club, he.
csuee even a dog must he Judged by the
Company he keeps, or when you read
that q group Of busy vivlsectionlsts have
been operating on him for the removal
Of erything south of his bark
and north OF his wss. with = view
-" e~SdtpeaA scaetA,N~.clentinc
witch on the face OF 1t would
ae>sm to have no bearing Whatsoever
upon dogs. You may not long 10 change
places with him when YOU see Rim In a
trained animal act. being forced at the
crack Of a whiplash to make himself
fooerh and pitiable by initiating a hu-
-sAn being.
But should you drop into the Garden
this week during the annual bench show
of the Westminster Kennel Club YOU
might experience a different sensation.
especially II you chanced 10 be one OF
me hundred thousand children In this
City who 60 cold and hungry much OF
she ume and ragged all OF the time. Be
cause you would see dogs there that
rsrs Graded In the lap OF luxury and
" N 'fN.fb VI uDkh
ps0ded Town on silken cushions, dogs
Yin attendants to comb their hair and
i've them messages and see to their
<ssth and sars and nails and hides; dogs
yin more medals than a John PhIlip
Seusa. more blue ribbons than a swee,
eiri graduate and more silver ,rophie.
shea . six-day bike champion, dogs with
ers0 assnts. dogs with Wallets and gen.
efat managers and trained nurses.
x Who Wouldn't Lead Dogs Life?
And even . grown man might be OK
cused for secretly wishing TO change
places with some OF the hundred, OF
pampered purps you'd Ind there. For
Example now, what could be finer than
% have q neat private suite In a big
Nean open place. smelling OF new
eAwdust and fresh sweet straw and be
sttsnded by . retinue Of faithful e rylng
people and Be ted on prepared foods
ana dog biscuit (the latter greatly rc.
enmhatnS our breakfast foods, only fast.
Dfh sNd BEST At all. be owned by a
oeee-teohn6 wsll-groomed young wom.
- Woo would run her fingers through
your front hair and kss you on your
Yesn pink musxie. or on the nlace
yhsrs your musxie should be in cas-
you were "a Pomeranian. and call Won
~ precsous uxxy-wuzzy bufums dog
rune or words TO that effect? Sort of
ncurfshing. EN-? hui then again on the
Sther hand IL might be your misfortune
20 fa!l into the hands OF one o. those
cstensiole male persons who have made
raising a dog their chosen life work.
y Ths writer saw one such on entering
me Garden to-day at the hour o. open.
ING the show. This person was nearly
NJ test tall n he wore a high hat
ma the frock coat Of one who is in.
yfse 70 a~fternoon affairs. He an.
ysersd to be normal In most respects.
put he was squatted down In an aisle,
. look OF alteration on his face. smooth.
iag down . fretfui Prince Charles
spAntsi with 2 silver-mounted hair
a.ssh. And right outside Big Dir
EDWARDS paying a~bie-bodied men Sc a
eey to shovel snow of the streets!
Grand Mixed ch U
%. after all. one was moved 10 reflect
thas perhaps everything is for the BEES,
and II might be Just as well 10 20 on
9eins Q plain human a while longer But
enyeody OF an impressionable nature
Wtsht be excused for barking a little
fnd maybe chasing the sparrows as he
cane forth from the Garden after spend
trG an hour or two there. For It Ger.
seialy was a grand general display of
everything that pertains to dogs and
oogdom, even to the proper toys for
eoss and for dog owners. Lighthouses,
80 food. dog medicine and dog jewclry.
everything. in short. that a dog could
want except possibly Heas.
TT whole vast interior OF the Mace
sesounded with a d~eafenlng chorus OF
every kind OF noise tina; every kind OF
dog can make. from the basso bay TO
the tenor yelp. There were scared. new.
strange dogs. weeping dog tears from
frisnt ana loneliness; self sufficient DOGS
calling attention TO their personal quail
ncations. little stunted, runted ar!sto-
cratic dogs bred into deformed carica-
lures OF their plain dog ancestors and
trying to bark like dogs, but only ;wlt-
ter4ng like esnsries.
. Dragged to Judgment.
Sxpress wagons were rolling up TO
the doors loaded high with Grated dogs,
eaSsd dogs. boxed. bsrrelled ana ooopcd
doga. Bsiated dog owners we're drag.
gag unwilling eleventh-hour loss
around from aisle to aisle, trying TO fnd
the proper places for their dogs and
s~usrrelling bitterly with pestered sna
Mustered attendants. All this, though,
VA before the SHOW proper 20. und,r
way and before the solemn Judges
they might have belonged TO the Su-
prsme Court OF the United States from
thetr l~ooks-bogsn judging and award
tng In toe bg white ring Ia The centrr.
In brief, dogs unt.l you couldn't rest.
Russian boar hounds with sharp. mar
row. pointed faces like can openers or
police court lawyers huge, homely Great
pAnes. mottled and maroled like the
1sst CASTLE soap; woolly English sheep
ID. 49, =.