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The record., 1911-09-21
THE RATE TO CHICAGO REDUCED.
MOnOn Route Announces New Schedule
Of Fares One Way and Round Trip.

The Monon Route announces that
it will henceforth sell tickc between
Louisville and Chicago al SO one
way. instead of SO as formerly, and
SI2 round trip, good so days return
ing, instead of $40. Patrons are Of
fered exceptionally good service by
the Monon, which or u's't trains
from Louisville operates Compart-
mcnt and Drawing-room pullmans,
as we'll as the usual straight sleeper.
The day trains have ParioI aud Din
ing cars, and the very fines modern,
new coaches. Inquiries cneerfully
answered by f. II. Bacon, ID. Z. A.,
Louisville, Ky.
The record., 1911-09-21
WHEN MEAT is COSTLY
eEVERAL WAYS IN WHICH CHEAP
CUTS CAN BE PREPARED.
Mock Chicken and Beef Loaf Made
From Round Steak-ereakfast Dish
Of Liver ard Pork-Meat
Pie

Here are some ways in which cheap
cuts of meat can be prepared:
Mock Chicken.--One and half
pounds of round steak. cut into small
pieces about two inches square; roll
In -four. put in roasting pan and fry in
butter till brown. Then remove from
stove, cover with cold water. add n
little flour. set in the oven and sim
mer for three hours; stir occasionally,
and add more water as needed 10 keep
the meat covered. When the meat Is
cooked il tastes surprisingly like
hicken. Thicken the gravy more II
Necessary Add salt about an hour be-
fore IL Is done.
Beef loaf.-Three pounds round
steak. one-haN pound salt pork, four
or FIVE soda crackers. Onehalf cup of
milk. Add more salt II desired. Sea
son with one-half teaspoon of ground
sage. or Glove or garlic. or a few drops
OF onion extract Mix into loaf and
bake in oven. Baste occasionally.
Breakfast Dish.--Take Ave cents
worth OF liver and ten cents worth
of a cheap cut Of pork and put in a
kettle together; cover with four quarts
OF water, cook slowly for an hour. salt
after It has commenced to boil. and
stir occasionally. Drain of half Of the
liquid and use for soup stock; It is
splendid. Place the remainder on the
fire and stir in enough yellow corn
meal to make as thick as mush. Run
the pork and liver through a meat
chopper. or chop fine. Season with
more salt. sage and pepper. and stir
into the meal mush. Turn ont into n
pan and set In a cool place. Fry for
breakfasts: it will keep for a week.
Meat Pie.-Get q ten-cent neck cut
of meat; trim. place In kettle. cover
with cold water. let como 10 a boil,
then simmer till done. keeping the
same amount of water on It, When
Il IS cooked. remove the meat. break
II up in small pieces. season and
cover with stock. Thicken with -four.
Then pour the mixture in basin.
Make a dough as follows: Two cups
-four. one heaping teaspoon of baking
powder. pinch OF salt, three round
irg tablespoons of lard, or butter mix
well together sdd--enough milk 20
make doash that can he shaped
with the hands. press into a fiat shape
and cover the meat in the basin. Bake
until done. about half or three-quar-
ters of an hour. Half of the amount
of meat and stock will be enough for
four people. II all of the meat and
stock is used. double the quantities
for the dough. Il only half of the
meat is used. the balance may be
made into meat cakes for breakfast
or luncheon as follows: Chop the
meat, roll three crackers. chop one
small onion. salt and pepper to taste.
one tablespoon of butter and one
egg. Beat the egg without separating,
melt the butter, mix all together,
make into fat cakes and fry in meat
drippings.
The record., 1911-09-21
What Are You Going
To Do This Year

by way of making your business sue
cessful and your domestic life full Of
pleasure, if you are not supplied with
telephone service of the Cumberland
Telephone * Telegraph Company?
Everyone should have telephone.
You are connected with all outside
important points in local connections
with all residences and business hous-
es. For any information call man
ager,
Cumberland Telephone & Telegraph Co.
Incorporated.
The record., 1911-09-21
sniced Beef.

A ten-pound roast beef. Rub into
this half a teacup of salt. one table
spoon Of black pepper. two table
spoons each Of ground allspice and
cloves. Then put the beef into a yes
sci that will fit IT. Pour two quarts
of vinegar on II. and let 1t remain
in the vinegar one week, turning it
every day. Cover tight to keep the
flavor in the meat. Then take II out
and tie up tight in clean cloth. Put
II to cook with all the juice. adding
one quart of water and let il boil two
hours and a quarter. Let it be cold
when taken out Of the cloth. Slice
thin. II is excellent for luncheons and
parties.
The record., 1911-09-21

One cup warm milk, one cup sugar,
two cups melted lard, one cup yeast,
level teaspoon salt. half a nutmeg,
two eggs and enough -four to make a
sponge; let raise over night; add
more -four, mold and cut with small
Jelly glass. the dough being rolled
about half an inch thick; put in
creased pan and set near stove to
raise; when very light put in large
kettle of hot lard and cook from seven
TO eight minutes; take from kettle
and put on brown paper to drain and
drcp two or three drops of lemon on
each.
The record., 1911-09-21
Kentucky Fair Dates.

The following are the dates hXed for holding
the Kentucky Fairs for 1911 a. far 49, reported.
Officers of fairs are requested 10 report To NJ
any COMMISSIONS or corrections Of dates.
Kentucky state Fair, Louisville. september
1l-6 days.
Scutt~ville, September 3 days.
Horse Cave, September 90 day.
Morgantowu, september u 3 days.
Glasgow, september . days.
Mayheld, September . days.
Paducab. October ( davs.
Murray. October Il days.
The record., 1911-09-21
Luncheon Sandwiches.

Butter slightly slices of white
bread chop fine four stalks of celery
and the same quantity of cold meat
Make a mayOnnaise dressing, stir it
into meat and celery, spread on the
bread. put a plain slice Of bread and
butter on top.
The record., 1911-09-21
Undertaking 0Ho EmbaIming.

Collins in White Enamel and Stained
varnish finish; Caskets in White Enamel,
Natural Woods, White, colored and Black
Cloth Covered; all-Metallic and Copper
lined alright Caskets; all lengths, and
regular, extra and double extra widths.
Steel Grave Vaults of all sizes constant
ly in stock, for immediate delivery.
Burial Robes, Wrappers, Suits, Dresses,
Slippers, ETC., in large variety.
Our two licensed Embalmers respond at
once to calls for such services.
Our general equipment is complete and
of highest grade.
We have Funeral Car in service, sub
ject to call anywhere.
cB Two Private Long-Distance Tele-
phones, Store "a; Residence Ios.
Residence $50 yards from store.
Prompt service any hour day or night.
The J. [. R0ARK ESTATE.
ORIEN [. ROARK. Msnseer.
The record., 1911-09-21
&nark'a Il Stnrf Nflua
Furniture, holdings, Wall Paper
Incorporated.

We carry on our floors and in our ware
rooms the largest variety of Furniturs in
Muhlenberg.
If we do not have what you want, we
will get it for you. We have factory con
nections with makers of the finest goods
in the country, and through "Our Special
Order Department" can supply any exclu-
sive articles at less prices than city stores
or mail order houses.
Our Picture and Room MOlding- stocks
are always complete.
Wallpaper is nov a staple article o. ner-
chandise, being used all the year round.
And we always have full selections, prices
cents and up per roll.
S@gi0>fa2 = 1cilgrairtiln
tS Our Engraving Machine is the only
one in this part of Kentucky, and we are
exclusively prepared to supply ildfVidual
Name Plates, witch we furnish on al
outfits without extra cost
The record., 1911-09-21

Save your home by having your
lues repaired. Barley Bros. do
this work in best manner.
The record., 1911-09-21

Vs.
Start the berry patch early.
Heavy draft horses are in demand.
Timothy hay is dangerous feed for
sheep.
Beet molasses acts as a tonic when
fed TO stock.
Weeds harbor injurious insects and
plant diseases.
In breeding time hogs take 112 days
before they farrow.
Timothy seed may be sown in the
spring if ii is sown early.
The main poultry building should
face the south or southeast.
The matter OF feeding the mare is
quite an important consideration.
The bean straw makes a good feed
for sheep or cattle II properly handled.
The addition OF manure to a clay
soil will make Il lighter and warmer
The carrot. like most all root crops.
responds readily 10 frequent cultiva-
ton.
To grow cucumbers to perfection
plenty OF heat. light and moisture are
required
Carrots should be sown early as
the crop. especially the late varieties,
require long season.
DO nor expect success ith house
Ylants anless you give ;hcr cdougE
room ana enough sunlight
Clover and orchard grass seed
should be sown on winter grain be-
fore the frost is out OF the ground.
Pig losses are invariably found to
be much smaller where they are kept
on pasture than under any other con-
ditions.
The most potent cause of hens eat
ing their eggs is a lack OF the mineral
elements in their system to make the
egg shell.
Barley Is best suited for a cool ell
mate and a good soil. like limestone,
slate or red clay soil; a sandy loan is
too dry and hot.
While sweet corn will grow on al
most all good farm land. yet 1t Will
yield larger ears on a deep, sandy or
river bottom loan.
A crop of beans can be grown and
marketed cheaper than a crop OF
corn and are much easier on the land,
being a nitrogen gatherer.
hAANA AOhb AhfNSNArdNAchf INV
European scientists have decided that
trees. through their foliage. extrace
free nitrogen from the atmosphere.
AS coon as pigs commence to eat
spread a little whole oats over the
floor after the slop is eaten. Keep
the troughs and feed yards clean and
dry.
Rape may be seeded at any time
between early May and late June. de-
pending upon what time the crop Is
wanted for forage or pasture pur-
poses.
Plaster. when properly applied, is
beneficial to all leguminous crops, es-
pecially red. white, crimson and al
sike clovers; disc peas, beans and
potatoes.
The most economical. as well as the
best growing ration for weaned pigs
is equal parts of wheat middlings and
oat meal, and about one-fourth the
amount OF iaxseed meal.
The Indian Runner ducklings are
usually very active and hardy, and will
quickly roam far and wide in search
of insect life. which if plentiful will
form a large part of their food.
The average bean crop for the
United States is about l6 bushels but
individual growers are getting as high
as 40 bushel per acre where conditions
are right and at no greater expense.
The yield OF corn and potatoes 1:
often largely increased from a change
in seed especially where the Improved
and adapted varieties take the place
o. run out, stock of inferIcr quality.
Cockerels five months old may be
looked upon as having attained their
growth. or, at least. having sufn
ciently approximated maturity to ba
The record., 1911-09-21

After long investigation. three
European scientists have decided that
trees. through their foliage. extrace
free nitrogen from the atmosphere.
The record., 1911-09-21

A crop of beans can be grown and
marketed cheaper than a crop Of
corn and are much easier on the land,
being a nitrogen gatherer.
The record., 1911-09-21

AS soon as pigs commence to eat
spread a little whole oats over the
floor after the slop is eaten. Keep
the troughs and feed yards clean and
dry
The record., 1911-09-21

While sweet corn will grow on al
most all good farm land, yet 1t VIII
yield larger ears on a deep, sandy or
river bottom loan.
The record., 1911-09-21

Rape may be seeded at any time
between early May and late June. de-
pending upon what time the crop Is
wanted for forage or pasture pur-
poses.
The record., 1911-09-21

Barley is best suited for cool ell
mate and a good soil. like limestone,
slate or red clay soil; sandy loan is
too dry and hot
The record., 1911-09-21

Timothy hay is a dangerous feed 70
sheep.
The record., 1911-09-21

Weeds harbor injurious insects anC
plant diseases.
The record., 1911-09-21

Beet molasses acts as a tonic when
fed TO stock
The record., 1911-09-21

Cockerels five months old may be
looked upon as having attained their
growth. or, at least having sufl-
ciently approximated maturity to he
ready for the fattening crate; and
these, with hens one year old and
upward. and old roosters, may be ex-
pected to fatten IN from ten days to
two weeks.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
Erecktas 70 Tan.

We hymncd the frecl1le year ago
III lyric periods We demonstrated that
it is a beauty spot on the face of man
kind. What words are left to stag oi
tan? For tan is to the frechle as an
apple orchard il bloom is to single
blossom, as the ocean is to one white
cap, as the armament to a single star
Tan IS the freclSle expanded, subj
mated, softened, laised to the tenth
degree. How mysterious is it's crea
tion-"Degin1in Goubtfully and far
away. 8 . First, guessed by
faint auroral bushes" Like all things
beautiful, tan SPRINGS from the travail
Of pain. It blossoms from the burn, :
the first result OF The suns rays. It is
as il the sun first tested the temper O;
the individual whom he is soon to
lacquer with his unapproachable pig
'ment. Who would think that first
Diush-blaZing face, crimson neck
scarlet ear tips-couid ever lead to
beauty
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
He Who Runs Nav Also Read.


when l have time" said the gray
headed man, 81 mosey along and study
the writing on the sidewalks. In some
parts of the town they carry on quite
an interesting correspondence by
means of these sidewalk hyeroglyph-
les.
Appointments are made, the lie is
cast, broken friendships are patched
up. They make love, too, in those
sidewalk notes.
"A boy of II walked just ahead OF
me the other day in Tenth avenue
Every few feet he stopped and wrote
on the sidewalk in different colored
chalk, 'Dere Aggie Greenberg.'
1T was cleaning up time on the ave.
nue., and no sooner had the boy passed
than tradesmen appeared with pals
and brooms and washed all those
'Dere Aggie Greenbergs' away. Then
when the sidewalk had dried again
did very foolish thing for man 0!
my age. l bought chalk. red ant
green and yellow, got down on my
rheumatic old ham-bones. and wrote
'Dere Aggie Greenberg,' so that wher
Dere Aggie came along she would moi
be disappointed"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM
1t Is An Internal Disease And Re

ct 1s An Internal Disease And Re.
quires An Internal Remedy.
The cause Of rheumatism and kindred
blood. To cure this terrible disease this
1ogulated that no more acid will be
ism is an internal disease and requires
"a internal remedy. RUBBING with
Oils and Liniments WILL NOT CURE,
affords only temporary relief at best.
causes you to delay the proper treat
1nent, and allows the malady to get a
frmer hold on you. Liniments may ease
the pain, but they will no more cure
rheumatism than paint will change the
fs'cr of rotten wood.
Science has at last discovered a per-
feet and complete cure, which is called
Rheumacide. Tested in hundreds Of cases.
1t has effected the most marvellous cures;
we believe it will cure you. Rheumacide
gets at the joints from the inside. sweeps
the poisons out of the system, tones up
Il stomach, regulates the liver and
Kidneys and makes you well all over.
Eheumacide strikes the root of the dis
es Sc and removes it's cause. This splen-
d ] remedy is sold by druggists and
& .lers generally at SOC. and 81 a bottle.
IL Tablet form at 25c. and SOC. a package.
Y rite to Bobbitt Chemical Co., Balti-
more. Md. Booklet free. Tablets sent
b. mail.
FOR SALE BY
E. T. WHITEHEAD COMPANY
Scotland Neck, N. c..
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
Ia'cg Kidney Pills.

Are tonic in action quick in result.
A special medicine for all kidney and
bladder disorders. Mary c. Abbott,
Wolfeboro. n. II. says: Il was az
flicted with @ bad case Of rheum2-
tism, due 10 uric &cid that my kid
neys failed to clear cut Of my blood
was 50 lame IN my ieet, joins ana
back that it was agony for me tc
step. | used Foley Kidney Pill fol
three days when I was able to get
up and move about and the pains
were All gone. This great change il
condition I owe to Fo'ey Kidney
Pills and recommend them ID any
one suffering as / have. Sold by al
druggists.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
Waste OF Money,

The telephone bell rang loudly in
the silent watches Of the night in one
CT the larger hospitals Of New Yorl,
recently and one of the young in
ternes, who was doing duty in the
Office at the time, answered.
rs dis der hospittle?" came a fe
male voice in strong German ac
cent
Yes said the doctor
Il wand TO speag to der doctor,
'canle the voice.
This is one Of the doctors,' said
the inferno. what is it you want? p
Il wishes to inkvire," said the voice
"hCw ISIS Rosa Schmide?"
It happened that this was the name
Of one CT his recent patients. "Rosc
Sch idt?' he said Why, Ross
Schl2id. was discharged four days ag,
IS cured. She is not here any long
er."
'Ach, Gott!' came the voice in {
tone Of profound vexation "A nicke
gore.."
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
MAKES A DISCOVERY
r.PF,N GETS WISE TO CAUSE OF
EUTTcN!Na TROUBLES.
Fines That His Wife's Dresses 6utton
the Wrong Way ard Attributes
His Aw<wardness to
This Fact.

81 suppose you'll be late as usual"
observed Mrs. Pippin, when she noted
that Pippin was still cooked back in
the big chair with his newspapers.
Yes, it looks as il you would wait
until Tn all dressed before you start,
lust as you always do when were go
ing to the theater." She talked as she
stood preening herself in front Of
the mirror.
After those observations of hers
Pippin started III and got busy at the
cuick-change work. Even after giving
Mrs Pippin a half hours handicap,
ned have overtaken her-eXcept for
one thing. Mrs Pippin asked him to
button her dress up the back. 1t al
ways ursets Pippin, a job like that.
This time it was particularly tech
meal task, because there was d layer
of stuff that had to be hooked, then
q row OF something like G1 buttons no
larger than q cross section OF pea to
be jabbed into as many buttonholes
that were even smaller.
Pippin always trembles at the pos
sibility, that when he thinks he's all
through the buttons and buttonholes
may not come out even, and he Will
have to go through the entire French
maid job again from the beginning.
This time he was careful enough to
overcome that danger, bat Mrs. Pip
pin made several disparaging remarks
about the clurnsiness Of masculine fin
gers, and Pippin felt deep mortified
! L. hot
was truth in what the good wife said.
He was awkward. He wondered why
it was that he could button his own
shirts, and other garments, so deX-
terously, and that his present work
seemed SO battling.
Then ne noticed something. Turn
| around n minute he told Mrs. Pip
pin suddenly. Nov back again He
walked around her two or three times
! sizing her up, as if she were some
! thing he was thinking Of buying. Then
| he'd look at his own clothes and back
at his wife's.
Sure they're Wrong!" he exclaimed
! eIated by the joy OF discovery. They're
! been wrong for years. All women s
CiotnSS CultoI WiOiiS. HdI Why IL
! been q matter OF common jest for all
] these years that q mans awkward
! when it comes to fastening up female
garb. Look at the buttons on my
coat Do they button up on the LETT
hand side? Of course they don't
They button I'D on the right side just
as the Almighty intended things tC
| button. Now look at yours. Look al
any outfit you've got in the house and
you'll find it buttons UP on the left
hand side-and wrong side. No won
der you call men awkward. AnC
what's more, the buttonholes run vi
and down instead of crcsswise. Well
I'm glad / happened to notice it al
last"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
BREAKS UP COLD.
Thousands are Using Inc New Method
with Wonderful Results.

Cut out this prescription Madam
you are the one that must look after
the health of the household and you
are the one in these days of high
prices that must manage things &C.
onomically.
Someone in the family may have a
hard cold this water; it may be in
the head, perhaps in the chest.
1t matters not where; here is some
advice and a prescription that will
break up any cold in few hours,
and without taking harmful drugs
or strong drinks into the stomach.
First of all look after the bowels.
The tongue will show whether the
liver is right or not. If the bowels
need attention, good dose, Of cas-
Tor oil made tasteless with a little
orange juice will do the trick al
though any reliable cathartic will do.
Then try this economical treatment:
into a bowl of boiling water polr a
teaspoonful of HYOMEI pronounce
It High-o-me) cover both head and
BOWL with towel, and breathe deep
into The lungs the soothing, healing
vapor.
Breathe this vapor for five or ten
minutes until the head feels fine and
clear, then go to bed and sleep sound
ly until morning.
A bottle of HYOMEI costs 5Ocents
at E. T. Whitehead, and druggists
everywhere A complete outfit which
includes hard rubber pocket inha-
Ter with which you can breathe it any
time or place, costs only $1.00. 1t is
guaranteed to cure catarrh, coughs,
colds, sore throat and Group, or mon
en- back.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
Saves Two Lives.

Neither my sister nor myself
might be living to-day If it had not
been for DR.. KING New Discovery"
writes A. D. Mcdonald, Of Fayette-
vile, N. c., r. F. D. No. 8, "foa we
both had frightful coughs that no
other remedy could help. We were
told my sister had consLmption. She
was very weak and had night sweats
but your wonderful medicine COM
uletely cured Us bosh. Il is the best
[ ever used or heard of For sore
lungs, coughs, colds, hemorrllage,
lagrippe, asthma. hay fever. cooup,
all bronchial troubles-its supreme.
Trial bottle free. soc and S1.OO.
Guaranteed by E. T. Whitehead Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
AGAINST THE ROADS RULES
All Dogs Look Alike to This Con.
ductor, Who Tl,reatcnts to Ban
Ish the Worsted Pup.

It happened, so the story goes, on
a Lehigh Valley railroad train. 1t
had lust left Easton station bound
for New York, and as the conductor
made his way through the coaches ne
spied small, white dog with bushy
tail and bright black eyes sitting be-
side a young miss. The presence OF
dogs in the passenger cars being con-
.trary to rules, the conductor had to
perform a painful duty.
I'm sorry-very sorry he said to
the young girl, but it is against the
regulations to allow dogs here
"My-oh, my, is that 500" she re.
piled. What shall l do-what shall
I do-you see it is nothing but a
little"
Yes, 1 know, but rules are rules
you know, interrupted the conduc
tor. ct will be all right--we'll just
put it in the baggage car"
What! Put this nice little dog in
your dirty old baggage carr"
Every sorry-awfully sorry, miss
but will have to do it, continued the
conductor.
well, / just know that somebody
will steal it-but, of course. if you say
it must go there, l suppose"
Here, Bill" called the conductor tt
the brakeman, take this purp into
the baggage car and tell 'em to treat
it we'll"
The brakeman reached over anG
lifted up the dog. He did it as ten
derby as if it were a baby. A pc
culiar expression came over his face
"Why, boss" he said, its worsteG
dog!"
Yes, SIR spoke up the girl as she
looked at them both with her limo
cent delft-blue eyes, cts worsted.
thought you knew it all the time. It's
for my brother in Brooklyn
The brakeman laid the dog back in
the seat. The conductor forgot tt
| punch the girls ticket, and he and the
brakeman retired to the rear platform
to figure out what was the matter
with them.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1911-01-26
Selves q Deep MYSTERY.

81 want to thank you from the
bottom Of my heart" wrote C.. B.
RAIDER. of Lewisburg. W. Va.," for
the wonderful double benefit I got
from Electric Bitters, in curing me
Of both q severe case of stomach
trouble and of rheumatism, from
which | had been an almost helpless
sufferer for ten years. 1t suited my
case as though made just for me. y
For dyspepsia, Indigestion, jaund ice
and to rid the system OF kidney poi
sons that cause rheumatism, Electric
Bitters has no equal. Try them.
Every botule is guaranteed to satisfy.
Only SOC at E.. T. Whitehead Co.