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Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
TAPS ON THE FUNNYBoNE.

II notice" remarked the observant
boarder, taking his seat at the table, that
in. 1 hope nobody was saying anything
to my discredit."
Then they all hastened, to assure him
that they had been talking about the
weather.-Chicago Tribune.
Friend-Ah doctor how did you make
out with that cranky patient OF yours2
Doctor-Oh, we're both on the read TO
recovery. He's able to be about, and /
am suing for my bill-Boston Transcript.
I'm never ask that uncouth westerner
to another social function with me-"
When Mrs. DE. style. at the dinner the
other day asked him II he would have a
demi-tasse he said II she didn't mind,
American.
He-The president of our society never
will let me have the floor.
She-Never mind, dear, YOU can have all
you want Of Il tonight when the baby cries.
Baltimore American.
Agent--I'm trying to sell some books to
make living. Won't you help me out3
Lady OF House, will, II YOU won't get
out any other way'-Columbia Jester.
Il never saw a more solemn face than
your friend, the lawyer, wears. And YET
sense OF humoTl Say, YOU ought to
hear him read love letter i'm open court!'
cleveland ram Dehief
do you believe In ali the views you
advocate?'
Yes" replied Senator Sorghum after
some hesitation Il do. But / doubt
whether a less skillful reasoner than my
self would be able 20 convince me OF the
correctness OF some of them Washing
ton Star.
Yes" said the clerk, as he dipped hia
pen In the ink and prepared to fiji out the
blsnk. Your name, please"
Amelia Whippleton"
Nationality
American"
Married or unmarried
"Both-twice Chicago Record Herald.
New England mother had come upon
her S-year-old son enjoying a feast whereof
the components we're jam, butter and
bread.
son" said the mother don't you think
Il bit eXtrHvagant TO eat butter with that
fine JAM
mo, ma am" was the response, ITS
economical; the same piece OF bread does
for both. -Lippincott's Magazine.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
Roosevelt and the League.

ANNNVtu NuSiH''
Colonel Roosevelt Is getting wary. He
has not allowed the use OF his name as
one OF the organizers of the Progressive
Republican league, apparently intended to
block the way to the denomination OF
President Taft. The league has unques-
tionably arrayed itself after the rough
rider style. and intends TO make its fight
on the Osowatomie platform.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Montana has ratified the income tax
amendment to the federal constitu-
ton. thus slipping past Nebraska in
the list because Of dilatory action of
our democratic legislature. And Gov
ernor shallenberger once seriously
contemplated calling an extra session
so Nebraska could score hrst.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
Went TOO Far from Home.

An American who tried 20 force the off
GERS Of the Bank Of England 10 open the
vaults and let him help himself TO the
money stored In them has been declared
10 be hOpelessly insane. There are plenty
OF Americans still al large who have tried
10 get ricn IN crazier ways IMAM that.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Brsdstreets Trade Review says bus
mess tends to drag except in supplies
for agricultural interests" We'll, Ne
braska and lts Immediately surround
ing states constitute the heart of the
country's agriculture.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
Brooklyn Eagle

The Rockefeller institute estimates that
100000 Americans have the hookworm
disease. Every one OF the remaining IS. 900. .
600 Americans has something OF equal i'm
portance 10 him. A Blue Book that would
be book Of the blues might be Issued
by the same high authority when Il hears
from the rest Of the population
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The Washington Star denies that
Mr.. Bryan defeated Judge Parker.
saying the candidate was so weak
Mr.. Bryan could not elect him. True
enough, but then perhaps il would be
equally true to say that Mr. Bryan
did not exert any Titanic efforts to
overcome Parker's weakness with his
own strength
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

If it did not look so much like a
grab-bag game as to whether the gas
company got part Of the lighting fund
or the electric lighting company COB
bled it all, the taxpayers OF Omaha
might become more excited about II.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
A Privilege Conceded.

Houston (IeN.l Fobt'
Mr.. Bell OF California told them at Balti-
more that Mr. Bryan would not be a can
didste, but that he must have his say.
We are strictly in favor of Mr. Bryan
having his say. And every other democrat
is entitled 70 the same privilege.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Governor Harmon, OF course. can
not expect John r. Mclean to forget
in one year and a half how very much
he wanted to be elected senator from
Ohio
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The Houston Post says OF former
Governor Patterson Of Tennessee.
His ofieial administration has been
clean" Even down 20 the pardon OF
his friend who was convicted Of MUIR
dering Pattersons political enemy.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Baltimore American (rep).
The republican party welcomes any agita-
ton for light, and when light is secured It
will walk in It, SO that the so-called
progressive movement within the party
Is not alarming in any sense The party
is bigger than any proposition, until the
proposition takes on full party proportions.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Perhaps It is not impertinent to re-
mind the pulpit orators who make up
the Omaha Ministerial association
that there 10 no Sunday base ball in
the winter time.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
GravItation Resent. LibertIes.

Minneapolis Journal.
Few aviators are killed who merely fly
from point to point, but when they get to
playing tag with the laws Of gravitation
and chucking It under the chin, then come
the sad rites" and the Il told you sos"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The mid-winter commencement ex-
ercises of the Omaha High school
turned out thirteen gradutes. Trust
an OF them kept their fingers crossed.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

We are pretty near ready to start
in ON that short month Still, jan
uary was not much better; it had only
four pay days.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The dust bath is in vogue now Is
that the kind the people get every
time man higher up is given an i'm
munity sponge?
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Nat Goodwin is said to have
amused s2,OOGOOO in his afty-three
years and fascinated 100000 women.
which is getting II uo~n TO 81 per
capita but be Is not seIting rid OF
those ne has married for quite that
sum.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The Hornet seems to be messing up
things instead of Strengthening them
out down in Honduras II it is not
carefnllit may lose It's stinger
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
New style Of Action.


Baltimore American
II woodrow Wilson goes on a. he has
begun a. governor re win certainly do
the governing Notwithstanding his col
lege experience and training, there is moth
Ing academic about his style OF political
action,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

New Jersey Points the Way" and
Boss Smith goes out of the door
Wonder n New York will and the way
and put Boss" Murphy out.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Gould Hobson have infantile paral-
ysis?" asks the Charleston News and
Courier Evidently not, from the way
he is still able TO talk.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The Mormons are progressing in
Europe, anyway. Germany forced
them to move on and now England is
about to do the same.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Why not send Rev. "Biny Sunday
into Adams county, Ohio, and YER
million county Illinois? Af>
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Mayor Jim" has adopted as his
own the plan for a permanent bureau
for registration of voters which The
Bee has outlined and has advocated
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

A bunch of political small-bores in
the legislature miss no opportunity to
rap Governor Aldrich. Sometimes a
hnock may become a boost.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

1t really is not huge surprise to
learn that the wedding gown of Miss
Vivian Gould is rated costly affair"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
pornriiy should have The Bee
mailed to them. Address will be
changed as often ~ requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Things seem to be conspiring to
crowd cut Congressman sulzer once
more from the democratic presidential
race
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Congress seems to be up in the air
on the war question. 1t has appro-
priated $4,000 for aeroplanes.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Calling IT, the ship subsidy bill does
not mean that il ever subsidies.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

AS matter of taste though, FIVE
yeaF-old storage food is not common,
nor would it be popular
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

No one can blame aviators for TAX
ing ethereal views of things
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

An odor of gas has been detected
in Delaware politics again
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
Insurgent Moves

Comment OF the Press on Plans
ana Principles OF the Pro
greHsivs Republican League.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

every time II has discussed the sub
iect. Welcome to our bandwagon.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Mercy they have already got to
calling him Jack" Bourne of Oregon!
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

The next big piece of extra news
will be that Iowa senatorial primary.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30
The Bees Letter Box

Contributions on Timsly Subjects
Not nxcssding Two hundred words
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

DWIGHT WILLIAMS.
Circulation Manager.
Subscribed I'm my presence and sworn to
before me this Slst day Of December, 19i0
ROBERT HUNTER,
... Notary Public
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

He-The president of our society never
will let me have the floor.
She-Never mind, dear, you can have all
you want Of Il tonight when the baby cries.
Baltimore American
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Friend-Ah, doctor, how did YOU make
out with that cranky patient OF yours2
Doctor-Oh, we're both on the read to
recovery. He's able to be about, and l
am suing for my bill.-Boston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Agent-.rm trying to sell some books to
make a living. Won't you help me out3
Lady OF House, will II YOU won't get
out any other way.-Columbia Jester.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Il never saw a more solemn face than
your friend, the lawyer wears And yet
you claim he has sense Of humor|
Sense OF humor! Say, YOU ought to
hear him read a love letter I'm open court!'
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-01-30

Entered lll At omaha Do'toffee as second
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Wants Work STOPPED at Lily.

Mrs. Josephine Engel has asked
the district court to enjoin the Lily
Iron Mining Co. from continuing
work on the property under its con-
troll, known as the northeast quart
er of section 16, 5S-17-the former
Alberta mine, the cause being on
trial before Judge Cant this week.
Mrs. Engel alleges that in 1905 she
gave to W. D. Washburn, Jr., state
mining lease On the land described
giving Mr.. Washburn and associ
ates 30 year right of exploration
and mining on said land. She fur
Their claims the Lily Iron Mining
co. went onto the land without per-
NIT and has removed therefrom
some $4,000 tons of ore, valued at
$4,000. She AYERS that the defend
ant company has no right to ope-
rate there.
The company sets up counter
claim that they went onto the land
with full knowledge and consent of
the plaintiff, and that it has leases
to that effect. The adjudication of
the case will come before the court
at the September term.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Charged With Disorderly Conduct.

The only Fourth of July atterm tn
of note was caused by the arrest OF
J. W. Daley on a charge of dis
orderly conduct and on charge of
assault preferred by Alderman
Boylan.
The first cause was on trial before
Judge Carey in municipal court on
Wednesday and Thursday, the TAX
ing of testimony being concluded
last evening. The judge took the
matter under Amusement and had
not, up to the noon hour today, rem
dered decision.
The trouble is creating consider
able strife and the facts as alleged
and as brought out at the trial are
too we'll known to interested ones,
as the court room was we'll filled
throughout, to demand recounting
in the press.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
A Human Cannon Ball,

One OF the special and big features
with W. Fl. Coulter's Famous Rail-
road Shows, appearing in our city
on Friday, July 14th, afternoon and
night, is the Vim. O'Brien Troupe
of advanced acrobats. This feature
of five people has just returned
from Australia where it has been
for the past five years, appearing
in all the principal cities of the
Antipodes. They reach the limit of
sensationalism and dare-devilness
in their new creation when NAOMI,
the Human Cannon Ball." one of
the lady members of the troupe, is
actually fired through space from
sixteen inch brass cannon. This
is only one of many wonderful acts
to be seen with W. H. Coulter's
Shows.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Celebrated Thirty-fifth Wedding Anniversary

Saturday last was the thirty. fifth
anniversary of the wedding of Mr..
and Mrs. A. W. Norton, and this
estimable couple enjoyed the day
at their Sand Lake cottage. Toward
evening as they returned from a
pleasant stroll they were called into
the A. DeNoble cottage tor a brief
rest, shortly after which the phono-
graph in the dining room was start
ed with wedding march and they
were invited to lead the way, sitting
down TO t, most elegant repa~t and
Speeding the evening in a memoir
able manner.
The many friends Of Mr. and Mrs
Norton trust they NAV 1--we to Gel.
citrate their seventeen anniversary
daY.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Complete Report in NEXT Issue.

The committee in charge of the
Fourth Of July celebration will
have complete statement of re-
ceipts and expenditures in readi-
prise. This report will give the
names and amounts by each donor
to the fund. and the amount paid
out, to whom and for what purpose.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
An Example Of Home Industry.

\ novel lad" and an example Of
home industry has been Ton tap" in
the win'tow of the Sodergren Drug
Co. this week, where Chas. Grimes,
of the Virginia Cigar Co. may be
seen making the famed Juan Marco
brand of smokes, for which his
company is working d fine trade.
Mr. Grimes is tnrning out the
weeds at the rate Of 200 or more per
day. aud attracts murh attention
from the pasSera-by.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Boys Military Band ReceivS Uniforms.

The Boys Military Band on Satur.
day received their handsome new
uniforms, the purchase of which
was made possible by the gener-
osity of citizens, on Saturday last,
making their first appearance in
the parade on the Fourth. The
boys are some proud Of their new
toys, and have d perfect rig hit to be.
They are there with the music. and
will receive the continued encourage
nent of citizens at all times.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
A MONEY SAVING INVENTION

new automobile tire has been
invented, which will prove great
satisfaction to all automobile own
ers who use them. This tire is
made up of number Of small
sections, which are interlocked on
the rim of the wheel, and repair
ing OF which take but little time.
1t does away with the carrying of
extra tires as these small sections
can be carried with the auto equip
ment. The inventors are Locio
Chiodini and Primo Chiodini, of
Eveleth and Domenico Ranconi of
Baltimore, Nd, and they have re-
celved patent rights in the United
States and Italv.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Iron Man Dies Of Heart Failure,

N. st. GAR, northwest manager
OF the Jones & Laughlin Steel Co..
with headquarters in Duluth, died
suddenly yesterday of heart failure
the summons coming without
warning while he was standing at
his desk in the discharge of duties
The deceased was brother OF
George "A. ST. Clair, the we'll known
mining man. He had resided in
Duluth for the past five years, and
is survived by widow aud five
children.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Superintendent Of the williams,

Guy Richards, of this city, has
been appointed superintendent Of
the Williams mine at B1wabik, re-
Gently opened by the Thomas Foun-
dry 4 Machine Co., OF Milwaukee.
The mine ia an UNDERGROUND
proposition, adjoining the Biwa blk,
and at the present time furnishes
employment to about 200 men,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Champion Lady Bareback Rider

OF the world is now with the Great
to appear in this city Friday, July
18th. The lady riders with these
shows are indeed the most clever Of
the profession. Among them is the
famous Australian summersault
rider. Miss Grace Thomas, whose
graceful and daring work in her
line has placed her in the front
ranks of the Equestrian world.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07

w. H. Lee and son William Lee,
of Northheld, are in the city, the
guests of A. w. Norton and sons.
Mr.. Lee is prominent furniture
man of Mortified, and during a
former visit to Virginia became
greatly interested in the city-an
Interest which, WIFI doubtless be
enhanced by a notation of the rapid
advancement made during the past
few months.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Eve|eth Has Trouble With Cows,

Thanks to the fact that Virginia
citizens as whole had better sense
in respect to certain things than
did "the powers that we're" at
one time, this city has not been
troubled with bovine pests for the
past few years. But Eveleth is get
ting taste of the wandering COW
and her depredations to lawns and
gardens, and considers the best
means of enforcing the rules reg
ulatiug the liberties of the COW.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Notice of Mortgage Fore,
closure Sale.

Whearas, default has been made in the
payment of $4,000 principal and Sc. 20 inter
est, which became due and payab BILE on the
LIST day of November, 1910 upon certain
mortgage duly made, executed and deliver
ed to John Searles, morga2ee, by Massi1no
Lenci and OLYMPIA Lenci. his wife. mort
gagors, bearing date on the LIST day of
March, 1910, and with the power of sale
therein contained duly recorded in the
Office of the Register of Deeds for St. Louis
County. Minnesota. on the Sth day of Sep
TENDER, 1910, at eleven o'clock a. nj. in Book
276 of Mortgages on page II; and.
Whereas said John Searles, is now the
legal owner and holder of said mortgage
and the notes secured thereby and there is
and payable on said mortgage at the date
of this notice, $500; and.
Whereas, by reason of said default in the
payment of said principal and interest
thereon and the condition contained in
said mortgage, the power of sale contained
in said mortgage has become operative
stituted at law or otherwise to recover the
debt secured by said mortgage and unpaid
thereon, or any part thereof;
A\O", LncIclOIC, uOll(C 10 ACICOS HASSh'
that by virtue of the power of sale contain
ed in said mortgage and pursuant to the
statute in said such case provided. themort-
gage will be foreclosed by sale of the
premises described in and covered by said
mortgage, lying and being in the County
of St. Louis and State of Minnesota, to-wit:
Lot numbered Nine (9) in Block numbered
One U in the village of Gilbert, according
to the plat thereof on file in the Office of the
Register of Deeds, st. Louis County. Min
nesota which sale will be made by the
sheriff of St. Louis County, Minnesota. at
the office of said sheriff in the court house
in the city of Duluth, in said county and
state on the 9Th day of July. 1911. at ten
o'clock in the forenoon of said day, at
public vendue to the highest bidder for
cash to paw said sum of $5232O and interest
thereon from the date of this notice at $50
per annum, and taxes. if any. and 5000
attorney fees as stipulated in said mort
gage, in case of foreclosure and the dis
bursements allowed by law, subject to re
demption at any time within one year
from the date of sale as provided by law.
Dated this 18th day of May, 1911.
I JOHN SEARLEs. Mortgage.
Il II. b. Arnold Attorney for Mortgage.
viz. uia. = ir,,1. 626 g al ssi
4 u u - 4
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
YeS---No?

"The Minnesota John Deitz had
better luck steering clear of the
state penitentiary than the Cameron
Dam defender, but it was largely
luck. "-Virginian.
"Pity Brother Cuppernull couldn't
have come down to Hibb1ng to be
present at those two trials. Maybe
he would have reached different
conclusion after hearing the evil
dence. "-H, bling Tribune.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
A Daily al International Falls.

The International Falls Daily
Journal is the latest exchange to
reach our table. Edited by G. B.
Montgomery it is a spicy sheet, and
starts with an advertising patron
age not usually shown by weeklies
in towns of similar size. 1t is this
patronage which insures the sue
cess of newspaper venture, but
which is too often lacking.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07

Swedish school will be held at the
Central school building beginning
Tuesday, July 1lth, at a. H.
School will be held every day ex.
cept Saturdays and will continue
four weeks or until August 4th.
Swedish parents should take the
opportunity of sending their chill.
dren to this school. Free tuition
The school will be held under the
auspices of the Mission Church and
Kew. p. Lindh will be the teacher.
A hearty welcome to all.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Will Effect Range Ministerial Association

The local Ministry Association of
Virginia has extended an invitation
to the ministers of the Protestant
churches of the range to meet in
the Presbyterian church in this
city on Monday next, JULY 10th, for
the purpose of effecting a range
organization. if such project meets
with approval.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
PRESBYTERIAN Church,

Divine worship at 1O:45 a. N. and
7:30 p. m. Sunday School at noon.
c. E. at 6:45 p. m. The pastor will
preach in the morning and Miss
Myrtle King will sing. Rev. ]. T.
Moody will preach in the evening
aud DR.. William Beach will sing.
Rev. Neff will preach at Eveleth in
the evening.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Scand. Ev. Mission Church.

Sunday, July 9th. Sunday School
at 9:45 a. m. Service at IL a. m. and
7:3O p. m. Holy Communion at 3 p.
m. Scaudinavians are cordially in
vited to attend. P. Lindh, Pastor.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
A Hard Worker.

1t coaxes back that we'll feeling,
healthy look, puts the sap of life in
your system, protects you from
disease. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea or Tablets has no equal az
a winter tonic for the whole family.
E. NJ. TREDWAY.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Situation Wanted.

Young lady stenographer, with
knowledge of bookkeeping, wishes
any kind of office work. Has had
some experience, and can mention
good references. Enquire at Enter
prise office. 2tp.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
St. PauI'S Church.

At St. Paul's Church next Sunday
there will be celebration of the
Holy Communion at s a. m. There
will be evening service at 7:3O
o'clock. Everybody is cordially
welcomed.
Sunday School meets at II O'Clock,
noon.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-07-07
Norwegian Lutheran Church.

Services Sunday evening, July 9th,
at 7:45, at the Swedish Lutheran
Church. The confirmation class
meets Monday at p. m. at the par
sonage. IL. Fadum, Pastor.