The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-02-03

I've NHoh6Ss III IdllTOdu OUlClHluOu,
still thrives.
The auntie.overcoat brigade ought
to enjoy this weather. "Auntie," be.
cause 1t shows signs of having visit
ed its uncle"
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Men look out of place at a matinee
Post card philosophy "Do Him
Now"
The older the business the more
dead timber.
A husband to be satisfactory, must
also be liberal
Almost any woman will give advice
on any subject
Even lecture will draw if the doors
are thrown wide open.
No grown boy is as good as his
mother believes he is.
Why is it no one ever kicks about
the high price of whisky?
Poor people say that wolves and
storks often travel in pairs.
A farmer will stand for longer
business letter than town man.
It's astonishing how much cold a
girl with pretty arms can stand.
Gossip, remarked a man today, Is
something everybody is greatly in.
terested in.
Laugh heartily at a mans joke and
he'll have another one for you the
next time he sees you.
It is our theory that no one was
ever bothered by insomnia along
about o'clock a. III.
Then there are the people who
don't care what kind of toilet soap
they use, Just so it is pink.
Remember that your family Joke
may not seem very funny to the COM
pany that comes to dinner.
1t is an unusual person who can
look after a side issue without taking
time from his main business.
Most men have great contempt
for the valet until they get rich
enough to hire one for themselves.
Daughter never gets over wondering
what sort of argument father must
have put up to induce mother to say
yes.
Occasionally you encounter a man
whose thirst for knowledge is chiefly
concerned with the things he should
not know.
1t is all right to go back to the farm
if you feel like it, but don't base your
ideas of agriculture on life at the
country club.
One way of showing your shiftless-
ness, If you are grown man living
in town, is to become excited over a
good rabbit snow
ic Loo
tion to get into vaudeville, nothwith.
standing the fact that vaudeville is
pretty bad as 1t is.
Nearly anyone can practice on a
piano. but only few can practice in
way to keep the preaching about
that subject from being bitter.
Don't forget that there are martyrs
who take considerable pride in their
own crown of thorns, even to the ex-
tent of putting it on straight.
An anarchist doesn't have much of
desire to vote and in several other
particulars he is more gentle than a
British suffragette in action.
counterfeit is usually detected.
but the imitation woman puts up in
lieu of the real thing in enthusiasm,
manages to fool quite a number of
people.
If woman really loves a man, she
will tell him occasionally that he
works too hard even if the man in the
case is holding political job or is an
army officer.
One trouble with the old fashioned
man who would fight at the drop of
the hat is that he would go further:
he would drop the hat himself in case
no one else felt like 1t.
1t is so hard for girl to take a
part in amateur theatricals without
complaining because her folks won't
let her go on the stage in a profession
al way, and make lot OF money
There is a peculiar man in Atchi.
son, and this is about the only way
he can be described: He thinks a
"rattling ball team" is a better thing
! for q tOWD than q Footory tbat IN,