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Mr.. Jarr Poses as a Patron of Literature
And as an Exponent of the Strong Arm Art

smile at the lecturer-to-be. Prof.
Divisions smiable i-diosyncrasy is that
he cannot speak with his accustomed
verve and e~loquence unless some one
stands by him holding some heavy OBJ
ject in an almost menacing attitude, as
though TO strike him down should he
f~alter."
SO saying. Mr.. Jarr picked up a
bronze statuette OF Don Caesar, tho
familiar one depicting the bravo un-
sheathing his sword. Mr.. Omission
gazed at 1t In grim silence He realized
II he attempted TO escape or to fiuke on
the address Mr.. Jarr would carry out
his threat. so he smiled back at Mr..
Jarr, and Their around at the expectant
ladies', bowed graciously and plunged
into his address on The Psychology OF
Faust"
II was a notable effort, even IN It's
preamble. and well worth waiting till
tomorrow to hear.
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D O l l e S t O r i e s

By Daisy Miller

YOU Will see rabbits everywhere. And
some time when l am not 50 busy l will
gladly tell you moro about myself. But
just this moment l am busy. l w5sh
you would both run away"
Why do YOU have such big earDr"
asked the Cat. III | had big ears like
you / would like Il. FOR then I could
hear the mice better and. come TO think
OF 1t, l nm very hungry Just now"
Then why don you go and eaton .
mouse?" asked Mister Rabbit.
"Havo you any hind legs" asked the
Toy Dog. IL do not see any. or arc you
sitting on them
Don't worry about my hind legs, for
I can run faster and jump further than
you can" said Mister Rabbit. chuckhnE
to hlIself. "By the way, does your
tail ever bother you? Why don't o
nave a small tail like mine? You don't
see no making . monkey out OF myself
running after MY tail. At this very
minute there Is a big flea biting tho end
OF your tail. Get after him"
The Toy Dog opened his eyes Vide
and looked at tho end OF his tail and
then began TO run after II until he Got
dizay and fell.
The Cat and Mister Rabbit laughed
al him. And as ne went away he said:
"Tll get even with YOU yet"
And no ala.
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anything. For. would-be fashionable
women are frugal about their intel
~lectual treats.
POOR Mrs. Jarr had sat In a nervous
agony from the time the awful apart
ton OF Omission had first appeared: al
though she was being showered with
shallow compliments concerning those
dear. delightful, eccentric. brainy peo-
ple'' she and her husband numbered
among their intimates.
ladies'" said Mr.. Jarr, Prof. Mich
ael Angelo Omission has kindly con-
scented to give you a rendition OF ex-
cerpts from his famous oxford fellow
ship thesis OF the Psychology OF
Faust one of hts famous trilogy OF
bellies lettres syllogisms from The
Grotesqueries OF Goethe lie viii do
80 without the aid OF manuscript"
'Or a net" murmured Omission, In
an aside. for his nerve was coming
back.
IAN great men have their pe~culiari-
! ties" aid Mr.. Jarr. with a meaning
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made statements that a disaster o. that
Alnd could not happen here. as our
buildings were all nreproor and our
IRE lighting force 100 per cent. better.
This recent factory flre d'sproves these
statements, For a few weeks there will
Dee stringent efforts to fine tho origin
OF ihe are and 20 plan FOR the hvertlng
OF such disasters. Another few weeks
VIII DE taken up IN investigating other
nA ldings, and then, Judging from my
past experience IN such AFFAIRS, It
win all be forgotten by the public.
though not by the people whose families
were robbed o. their only Lpp nor
b. parents whose beloved children per
ished. Can 10 permanent reform be In.
sitlted? r, New York.
Black Ia the Absence OF Color.
To "a. Editor OF The Erenins World;
u black . eoloJf II Dot what y ~
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II that was his name, was en-
during sobered him for once in his life.
MIR. Jars motto for years had been.
when In Doubt Use Violence; II May
Do No Good. but 1t Is a Relief TO the
Feelings"
1t did some good on this occasion, for
the chokee spluttered.
'Ooor-Ooofl Lemme 20 and III beat
H.
No. you won't beat a." replied Mr.,
Jarr. painting. you'll nx your necktie
and come out into that parlor where
that hen party and tea consumer
league is waiting for you: and mako
good on a highhrow spiel"
TN do H. I'll do anything'" cried
the choked gentleman. What shall I
say7"
Anything that they won't under
stand" said Mr.. Jarr. Cant you give
them an intellectual prattle on the Law
OF M~etaphysics7 Know anything about
Metaphysics?"
u was hallyhoo for a Indian Meii-
cine Show-Diamond Jacks Essence OF
Dogwood. Tathead Indian Remedy
Company" said the so-called Dlnkston.
Wont do said Mr.. Jarr. decisively.
"Can you give them anything on Cos
mos and the lnt-rstsllar Space' Are
you hep TO tho science OF the spheres7''
Sure" said the choked person, 81
hnd a hye-cent telescope at Bryant
Park one summer. 'See-the- Rings-of-
Saturn stunt. YOU know"
NO said Mr.. Jarr. Choking you
put It out OF my mind. promised
them "A lecture on The Grotesqueries %
Goethe-Fnust, When I'm numbering
anybody I'm so forgctful OF othe'
things. Know about Faust7".
Tony Faust OF 81. LOUISE 7 knew
him well. lie ran the finest beer gar
den IN America, Thatll be easy" sal,
Dlnkston.
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ver's white and
gold music room.
An ivory and or
inolu plano. al
o too pretty TO
play on, was so
unstrung at this
rude encounter IN
Its III ra-rehned
presence I hi II
had to be returned
the day following.
The rough house
massage that Mr..
Michael A hg e ! o
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Letters From the People
Friday.

Friday.
To N. Efitor Of The Evening Word
I was born on Jan. !. 1856, and would
like to know on what day Of the week
'Has cate fell. -.
Doctors Prescriptions.
70 ts Editor ~ The Evening World;
In regard to readers complaints that
druggists do not return prescriptions 20
them n ! am not mistaken. according
10 u decision OF the supreme Court,
HANDED down about three years ago, the
prescription belongs to the person get
ting the order filed. ! canno, recall
the details OF the case. but some law
student might know, c. c. +.
Fires aud Forgetfnlness.
TO ts Editor Of The Evening World.
AZ the time OF the big fire out in
Newark. N. j., some people. IN this city,
through the New York newspapers
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The Days Good Stories
A Good Job.

VACOB II. sCHIFF at q dinner on the yacht
Ramona condemned a concern that had gone
j M, says the Pittsburg Dispatch,
straight business methods are the only onn.
he said. There u . moral in the receive
story.
"a man, you know. said one day to q little
boy.
We'll. Tommy, what are you going to be
when you grow upt'
"a recover, sir Tommy answered, prompIly'
Ever since pas been a receiver we've hld cham'
payne for dinner and two automobiles
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Took It for Granted.

7 L had been calling on her twice q wssA for
II six months. but had not p~roposed. He
was a wise Young man aud therefore didn't
think II necessary.
Ethel" he said, as they were taking q moou-
Hight stroll one evening, "I-er-am going 70 ASK
you an important question"
ION. George" she exclaimed, ',his is % raA-
DEN Why, i"
What ! want to ask il this" l. tvsrriptsd.
What date have yOl and your mov,,er dscdsd
upon tor our wedding. Chicago Sew
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A GOOD WAY.

~ hear you actually encourage -our
hoy 20 send poetry TO the magazines.
Do you want ypur son 20 become q
poet1"
mo; 7 merely want him 10 get the
conceit Knocked out Of htm.'-chicsgo
Journal.
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rfY o q Is
" h o $
-
said tho Toy Dog
to the Toy Cat
one morning as
the sun came
peepiHy into the
nursery.
well. 7 do de-
clare" said the
Cat. ITS a rab-
bit,''
Don't talk 20
loud. for he has
very big ears and
can hear you"
ct Jatepers pavAr
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store much TO Justify this view. An ideal pharmacy would be controlled
and served only by specialists having a scientific understanding of
all drugs in the pharmacopeia and an intellectual conscience in deal
ing with them. No such requirements are expected of those that sell
note paper, chewing gum, sponges and soda water. Yet our COM
mercial system combines the pharmacy with the variety store, and it
is not in our time practical to separate them.
This fact increases the Importance Of the exposures made by The
World. We are confronted not only by frauds but by a bad system
Incessant watchfulness will be needed to guard against the evil There
fore it is gratifying to have so many genuine pharmacists assisting in
the task Of reform.
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In other localities the character of crime is determined by the
environment. There are crimes peculiar to the frontier and crimes
peculiar to cities; there are criminals Of individual ferocity and Grim
inals that conspire in bands. We do not find in Paris the gun fighter
of Arizona; nor do we find in London the secret assassins of Naples.
But in New York we have all kinds. There is no sort, nature. quality
or degree of crime that does not happen here, and in most cases it gets
away with the booty it goes after.
Yet we have a twentieth century civilization and the finest police
force in he world.
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Spr!nq-m Neu York.

He stceet Spring air is fled cith-0asolinei
II The budding frees--dre notohere 10 be seen.
Hoo lonely are the golden ddrodiIs-
Wherein the florist piles the price totth "trills.'
The modest maiden, In her-Doucet ootcn,
Like some shy-peacock-comes %d-tripptng docn,
Her bushes hidden meath a sbmpIe hat
witch made a fttydolar bill look nat!
The gallant youth, too, s%auntertnD along,
HUNS Ilttn0ly-the latest comic song,
Rc0ards each maiden 10Th a tender look,
Ara-"st=cs up" her fathers poke. book.
on, pernal season! Gentle, lovely Spring.
what tender emotions to the ,oorld you bring,
Each tender Urban heart, to rapture thrills,
VIA glowing tAov0Ats-ot ~frtds-ona ptIIs --snd bihi
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VARIETIES OF CRIME.

'UR masked men walked into a telegraph office
and under the menace Of drawn revolvers backed the
messenger boys against the wall, robbed them leis-
urely, walked out, locked the door and disappeared.
This did not happen in the days Of the cowboy and
the desperado, but on Monday; nor in a town on the
border of Mexico, but in New York.
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SCRAPS OF IN~FORM VI ~

A picture postcard which was mailed
in Genoa IN August, 1905. has Just been
delivered, after two Years, to the par
son In Bayonne, y. j., to whom It wAs
addressed.
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By Roy l.. MCC ardell.

n HR, JARR vas choking the Pest
lV who had persistentIy pursued
Ava h~im-choking him in Mrs. Stry-
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A Last Act
OF Magic.

they had dom him. Prospero freely forgave them. They promised to max full
mends and to restore him to his oldtlne power Tr@prO In return told them
he too, would restore a rich possession rat they deemed forever lost And he
took them to Ferdinand and Miranda
The King of Naples rapuuuusy greeted his SON.. an vas only too glad %
consent to he laucrs marriage with Miranda, Then Irospcro performed his
last feat of magic before destroying his and an his books Of nccronancy. He
brought the wrecked ship safe and sound to shore and placed the scattered crew
OF her decks All vent aboard M the vessel was guided by Arel safely back
to Italy, where, at the Naples cour, Ferdinand n Miranda were to be mar1eA
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Mrs. Harriet NJ. Msnlin OF New
castle. N, IL, who is ninety-three years
old. Is the oldest office girl In thu
world. II 10 believed. For many years
she has been In charge Of y doetor's Of.
40 n fAAS town
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Some may the olortes Of "0rande passion" sing,
And some the higher love" Inspiring.
An, take the trash, and let the dream-louc 90.
A mild r%irtatiOn's good enou0h-tn Spring.
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PHARMACY AND A

MONG the druggists that have commended The
World for exposing abuses in the trade there are
n number that attribute the evil mainly to what
one Of them calls "the intense commercialism that
now pervades the management of what really should
be professional apothecary shops"
Ernn nnIrilnua 49,. -. =,
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It is safe to say the look did not belle his feeling. The fine
was a matter of no concern to him. He did not earn the money
nor will he have to earn any to take its place. 1t went as a part of
the expenditures of his Joy ride, and when he wishes to 60 speeding
again he will forget all about it.
For the habitual speeder who has money to throw at the courts
there is but one adequate check. 1t is the kind that puts the million
are on the level with the chauffeur and does not permit either of
them to 60 out Of court with a look Of relief.
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to be Ferdinand and Miranda stared at each other in wonder Miranda had
never before sena IN man except old Trospero. To her
(.c....1 the handsome Prince seemed a god. Ferdinand a fully
80 a much overcome by Mrandas beauty. on both sides II
~" SN' was a case OF love at first sNght.
-D This "a justly what Prospero had planned. Bt ne a
too wise to make Ferdhnands patho Of loves altogether smooth. Advancing upon
the Prince, he threatened him with death. Ferdinand drew his sword in sf-
But froserosm magic rendered the weapo powcrhsa Miranda pleaded
for her lovers life. But prospe-o answered her with assumed harhress ana
forbade her TO thnk further OF the youth. This parental opposition was quite
enough to fan both the Young peoples newborn loei oa flame.
In spite q rrospero pretended efforts to keep them asundc, they quietly
found opportunity to meet by stealth. Ferdinand told Miranda who Re was and
impioed her to marry him and share his future crown Though the gi kne
little enough about crowns and princes. she knew that she loved Ferdinand and
that she was willing to follow where lie might lead. So IN eagerly accepted
him and gave him lWc for love.
lrospGo had been listening. Invisible, to the whole conversation Now he
came forward and Joined the loversh hands. giving full consent to their union.
He left them after this an hurried OF with Arel to accomplish the second NS
of The scheme he had formed.
Followed by the invisible ARIEL the magician made his "a across m Island
to a bleak spot where Antonio md te King o Naples an several other starving
survivors Of the wreck we're grouped in misery, mourning for the supposedly
drowned Ferdinand and bcwarng thdr wv wrcched fate.
Ariel added to their ears by playing several fantastic tricks o them.
First he caused a table full of delicious food to appear before tho famished casta-
ways As they rushed greedny % the feast Ariel tool the hdcous fom of q
huy and drove them away from their banquet. lie then td them that their
prescntm misfortune ws a punishment fr the cruel "a they had treated Prospero
and Miranda in former years.
Antonio n the King broke down and bitterly repcntei tho evil the had
Lnn uHa nnnnnnra 10 snrnnhn. snhhan M. 40 .rAdenA~
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Wz%;s; ssSass the Dss close ' Of the week. s', a d do, zen o. mo more will
@SNaI" be either finished or under way.
This is one Of our defects as a people. We are prone to law
making as the sparks fy upward. We resort to legislation al some
men resort TO whiskev Is a cure for all ills. The consequence is we
have e. many laws that some Of them conflict with others. There is
divided authority and wrangling and diverse interpretations by tho
courts, and confusion worse COMPOUNDED.
What is needed is not more laws, but n man.
Mrs. Szivos, in the story published in The World yesterday, said
about two weeks ago a man in plain clothes, whom we were after
ward told was a factory inspector, or maybe he was from the building
department, / don't know which, came into the eighth floor. He
found that stair door closed. He kicked, made a fuss, and the door
wa opened, but it did not stay open long after he was gone"
There is the story in a nutshell. An officer of the law found a
door locked in violation Of the law. At his command it was opened,
but when he went away it was locked again. And that was the end
Of that inspection under the law.
What is wanted is q man.
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LOOKED RELIEVED.

JMMONED before a magistrate for speeding
through the streets of Yonkers at a rate Of fifty
miles an hour, a rich man on Monday promptly adj
mitted the charge. Asked II he had ever before
been arrested for speeding, he answered dyes"
Thereupon he was fined $50. We are told he
Cooked relieved"
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WANTED: A MAN.

Ut Of the public horror over the loss Of life in
~ArM3 the fire Of Saturday there has arisen a wide out
RE y VgE2 cry for more laws and better laws to safeguard
the lives Of factory workers. Some people have
W. already begun framing bills on the subject and
before the close of the week a dozen or more will
be either finished or under way.
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re Songs of e g =
a A achelO
The Bachelorafyat.
BY Helen Rowland

A little stroll along Fifth AUenRe.
A cup OF tea, a tete-d-tete-dnd you,
Beside me. smiling tenderly, Marie
Louise-Adele-Oh, ANY 0trI ptH do!
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done. This penitence. II somewhat sudden. wa.
sincere that Ariel took pity on them and drew
spot where Prospero stood awaiting them.
brother and tho King threw themselves upon
before the magician and implored his pardon {
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S |.h!akespeageSN
ISGgs1ove Stories
By AIBERrP xNSoNIEPflurSE.
Copyright 1oi. by The re puhrhns Co. I'll. New YORK World. 80
No. X.-M1RANDA AND rE~RDINAND-in "rhe Tempest"

fR~lROSPERO, Duke of Milan, gave up SO
much OF his time to the study OF
magic that at last his younger
~ brother. Antonio, through the help
Of the King OF Naples, usurped the ducal
throne. Then Antonio put Prospero and the
~latter's baby daughter, Miranda, aboard a
small boat and set them adrift on the ocean
to perish.
The boat hoated ashore on an undiscovered
island (supposed to have been Bermuda.)
There Prospero and Miranda spent many
years. The banished Duke, by means Of his
magic. subdued the island spirits to his will,
making them serve him.. He also found =
misshapen creature, Csliban. son OF . sorceress,
whom he made his man OF all work.
Miranda grew to beautiful womanhood. Then
81 was that Prospero began 10 lay plans for her
future. A ship carrying his wicked brother, An
tonic. as well as the King Of Naples and the lat
ter's son, Ferdinand, chanced to pass near the
island. Prospero. by magic arts. raised a tempest
that wrecked the vessel and scattered its passcn-
gers and crew along the coast.
Prospero then sent Ariel. chief OF his band OF
iSfa nd sDIrits 70 iure ,oupO Drince Ferdinand IA "a,
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Even outsiders can see in the ordir
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o o X
" no.
herc.''
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-29
SUGGESTS A PLAN
TO HELP FARMERS
FL Pasoan Believes a Coop
erative Association Would
Do. So.

Many commission merchants in FL
Paso complain that they are receiving
large orders for fruit and garden pro-
duce, in some cases running to four
and five car loads, but that they are
unable to fill them The reason for this
is not that the crop In the valley this
year is not large enough, but that it
IS impossible to get the small growers
to work together. AS very few OF the
valley farmers could, separately, fill
carload order, and as perishable goods
must be loaded in one day, much need
less loss has to be borne by both the
producer and consumer.
Lee Martin suggests that the farmers
form an association, similar to the CAL
ifornia Fruit Growers association or
the Truck Growers association of
southern Texas.
IF this were DONE" he says, "the
small growers would deliver their en-
tire crop to the association. When
commission man had a large order he
would communicate with the president
of the association and would be sure
that he could fill his order.
I'VE are willing to pay cash for the
farmers products or to act as their
commission agents, but SO long as 1t is
every man for himself with them. they
will never get the prices they should.
Cooperation will be their only saliva
ton"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-29
Little Lorenzo's Trials and Joy
Rescued Mother Baby Camp

the crueler she became until at last
the jailer heard his cries and he res
cued him more dead than alive from
this insane woman, for the woman
had gone violently insane and Lorenzo,
her baby child she had nursed and
loved was the one living thing near
to be killed.
over to the South Side settlement house
and there placed in the Baby Camp
He has been very. very sick, threat
ened with pneumonia. and an. internal
injury due to his mothers cruel and
inhuman treatment. After two weeks
DIR. Kluttz pronounced him out of dan
ger and as he looks zip from his crib,
his go-cart, or his hammock and COOS
at you and tells you all kinds Of
stories in his own baby language. you
wonder what impression it has all left
on his baby mind.
Do we love him? Is he happy? Does
he miss his mother? Will ne get wellf
Does any woman love a baby, and
when he came to us. coming from
such a scene ne found arms and hearts
awaiting him. You should see him
smile and look into his little face to
know he Is happy. You should go into
the camp, at any hour of the day or
night, when Lorenzo is awake and see
him place his little arms around our
necks to know that he has found
mother love. He will get well for he is
one of many, many children under the
care of the Baby Camp.
His name is Lorenzo, but we call
him Patti, for when he cries he
reaches the highest note, he also has
all the whims and demands belonging
to any spoiled prima donna. We call
him many, many names, only fit for
baby ears, but we also call him
Precious, for he came to US crying.
trembling and sick from fear, and to
us the most precious thing is little
life saved.
H. Grace Franklin,
Director Woman's Charity Association
School for Mothers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-29
Ell PASO HERALD
Poultry Department
Contributed By an Ell Pasoan For Ell pasoans

for them. There should be shed room
under which all the birds can roost at
night and be shielded from the sun in
the day time. Two nests should be
provided for each pair as prolific hen
pigeon will invariably lay and begin
to set before a former pair are large
enough to leave the nest. The advan-
tage of the extra nest is readily seen.
Pigeons require much less care than
chickens and yet the sole cause of all
the failures with them Is lack OF even
the small amount of attention which
they do require. They are much less
subject to disease than chickens and
the old birds relieve the breeder en-
tirely of the responsibility of raising
the young. They attend to that for
you. You feed the old birds and they
feed the young, not altogether unlike
mammals. Their quarters should be
kept clean and a bath provided for the
old birds twice week. They will
battle every day if furnished the water.
but such frequent baths are not neces-
sary. Their drinking water should be
in fountains into which they cannot
get their heads. Expensive feeds are
not necessary, but grain should be
given in greatest possible variety. A
little coarse salt. grit and green stuff
will complete their bill of fare.
We do not think that a living can be
made from a small space allotted TO
pigeons in that back yard, but we
know that this space can be made the
source of no small amount of revenue
If proper care and attention be paid
the birds and good strain OF working
homers ar carneaus be selected with
pigeons as with other stock. No use
to waste time with scrubs. They VIII
not pay. Certain breeds and strains of
pigeons have been bred to raise squads
with prolificacy just as certain breeds
of chickens have been bred to lay eggs
with profit to the owner and a scrub
pigeon will prove more disappointing
in results than a SO egg hen.