The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-01-18

plete success, and every drug store in
the land is now supplied with Pilgrim
Joe's Wonderful Memory Restorer.
l make no difference between re-
spectacle and disreputable druggists,
but serve both alike, as l wish my re-
stOrer TO reach all classes and condi-
tions.
Every bottle holds a full pint, and
the cork is secured by red wax. Take
no other. More depends on the color
Of the wax in patent medicine than
the contents of the bottle.
Every bottle has a wide mouth, so it
can be used to take ice cream home in
when the original contents are gone. -
Inspected under the pure food and
drug law and found to contain nothing
to kill a horse. If you die after TAX.
ing a few doses your friends must
look for paris green in the well.
l do not wish to boast too greatly of
this new and valued addition to the
many preparations IN sale and will
from the thousands pouring in by
every mail.
j. D. B. of Hartford writes: 81 hope
you will meet with no success in the
sale of your memory restorer. My
wife got me to take a dose, and it was
hardly down before l remembered
borrowing $40 of her five years ago,
and there was nothing to do but pay
it back. You don't get me to take an.
other drop"
John Henry H. of New York city
writes: II was being sued for breach
Of promise, and as the girl had nothing
in writing to bring forward the jury
would certainly have cleared me had
not the plaintiffs lawyer tricked me
into taking a dose Of your restorer.
Under it's influence l owned right up
that l had asked for the girls hand
three different times, and she was
awarded $4,000. shall warn all my
friends against Your decoction."
Forgotten Man Restored.
Miss NJ. b. of Detroit writes: 81
think such men as you ought to be put
behind prison bars. l was about to be
married the other day when a stranger
to me rose up and forbade the banns.
l tainted, and to bring me to they
poured a big dose of your restorer
down my throat. When l revived the
stranger was a stranger no longer, but
a a l had accepted several years
ago and forgotten all about. He's lop
shouldered and knockkneed, but I've
got to keep my promise. l trust that
your days in the land may be short
and full of Woe
Deacon Thompson of Oswego writes:
One day last week my wife came
home from the drug store with a bot
tie Of your memory restorer and a
great story Of what it would do. Just
before setting out for prayer meeting
that evening l took a dose. AS a con
sequence ! rose up in meeting and re-
membered and owned up to cheating
no less than sever of the brethren who
had traded horses with me at various
times in the last thirty years. l was
going on to OWL up Il lot of other
things when luckily for me the fire
bells rang and | had a chance to get
out Of the meeting house. l had. how
ever. owned up to enough to give me
a black eye all around town. and |
propose to give you such a lawsuit as
mortal man was never called upon to
defend before"
Mrs. DanfOrth. widow, of Kansas
writes: "For several years past I have
laid my spectacles. thimble. etc. away
and then had to hunt for hours to find
them again. \ friend Of mine called
my attention to your restorer. and l
got a bottle. After the first dose ]