New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18
Some Ways OF the World

During the sudden atmosphere changess
e ne last week a guest at the homo OF an
,--husastic woman mOtorist had occasion
p barrow a coat 10 go home in after din
- As the hostess helped her into i she
Ed:
40 not hurry 70 return it. for I have
number around the house. besides others
this same closet"
The guest put her hand in one OK the
,ockets. and drawing 1t out, with several
articles in her grasp, replied:
But you'll want these-and these-and
nese" as she explored other pockets and
trough- our gloves. goggles. wells and otner
motoring accessories.
Not a. all" answered the hostess. L
have in each OF my coats a similar colleo-
ro1. for I simply can never remember TO
IKE all the things 1 may need with me
II have 70 get them out Of a drawer or
he pockets OF another coat BY this plan
which is quite my own and one that john
ls calls crazy I always have everything
Il readiness without trouble 10 myself or
ny maid See how much time II saves
20, for II you had TO wait TILL we got al
these little buds together the storm that
Is coming uD would be many minutes near
e. and minutes count when a good, old
fashioned thunderstorm is on It's way.
he guest thought this over on her way
hone and decided 20 20 and do likewise,
S1 later. when she had made out a list
e the articles required for even the few
ds she devoted 70 motoring use she
%l6 TIE cost prohibitive. only the rich.
~ concluded. could afford 70 cope with
"a forgetfulness in such q costly way.
At elmer recently given by hostess
10 could boast that all her generous
Emu offered was raised on her own place
eas o, the guests noticed that she refused
re SQUAD course and shuddered as IT was
Iorght 10 her. Looked you in the eye
'hee. that SQUAD. eh?" queried the astute
glss', and she had 20 confess that she
Lad fsd those very squads thai morning.
aao hated herself for raising them just 70
&c early and taste good. The tale was
eontnued By her husband. Even the
oysters from their Chesapeake bed-for this
vas MARYLAND party-were grief to MS
we ne explained She mourned not only
~ he chicken and the veal and the spring
~'no but even for the asparagus cut on
:. rs early infancy by the cruel knife, and
~ ne cherries that were stoned TO death
's.0re being made into preserves.
= fact" he concluded 'Mary's heart
''S tender for anything 70 be served 70
90 but canned goods or produce from
'-'ae neighbors farm. and for days AFTER
.1e oi our aI-from-the-place' dinners the
~" sir is simply down and out"
1es' I'm going 20 the country" groaned
NC woman who has travelled. and you
eaFt look envious. for I'm dreading IT,
~, Is not the mosquitoes or the ROSTERS
~ -'n wake one in the wee. small hours
-"'se are bad enough, but I suffer much
'e rom the beds AT my old uncle
.S 0''e' Where have 10 spend several weeks
-s year, there is not a comfortable bed
ne house They are all hard ana
-Apy l get a pain in my back ana
-, 80 get good nights rest. The noun
- are all very we'll in the daytime ana
1S' confess there is nothing in europe
beautiful than the New England
1n'aln region, but you can't sleep on /
AND the wild strawberries and rea1 \
-, "iaos cream are very nice, put you
49, eat them all night.
8, men have TO visit some cousins I'D
NJ -."lhe, too. and II is just as bad there
-, make me sleep on a cot bed, ana they |
f-~h must be so happy 10 get away
:, !, ue city on 10 their beautiful ialn
e,s only knew how dread leaving 'his
49, "hefe | have my own comfortame
a,s.s a'4a can do just as / want to all the
ma. iou have 10 acquire some company
Ysv even for your country COUSINS
leu. eh you frankly, ] don't want "
,hs e city, and IL l had net ren,e"
d. .ment 70 those summer schooi s'"
.1. should stay right here.
N. especially trying 10 me to go 10
snrrY 30 early, too, for ] cannot &C.