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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Comforting Words.
Many an Edgerton Household will
Find Them So.

To have the pains and aches of bad
back removed; to be entirely free from
annoying, dangerous, urinary disorders
is enough to make any kidney sufferer
grateful. To tell how this great change
can be brought about will prove COM
forting worms to hundreds of Edgerton
readers.
James Pollard. Rollin and Mechanic
Sts., Edgerton, Wis, says-"I value
Doan's Kidney Pills Just as highly today
as 1 did in July, 1907, when l publicly
recommended them. There was a dull
pain across the small OF my back and
the secretions from my kidneys were so
unnatural that | was led to believe I
had kidney complaint. got my first
supply OF Doan's Kidney Pills from At
wells Drug Store and their use relieved
me in a remarkably short time Since
then whenever | have taken Doen's Kid
ney Pills they have done good work. 40
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents FOR the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's - and
take no other.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
No Need to Stop Work

When your doctor orders you to stop
work, it staggers you. Il can't, you
say. You know you are weak, run
down and failing in health day by day,
but you must work as long as you can
stand. What you need is Electric Bit
tiers to give tone, strength and vigor to
your system, to prevent breakdown and
build you up. Don't be weak, sickly
or ailing when Electric Bitters will
benefit you from the first dose. Thou
sands bless them for their glorious
health and strength. Try them. Every
bottle is guaranteed to satisfy. Only
SOC at w. G.. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
A Great Advantage to Working Men

J. A. Maple, 125 S. 7th ST., Steuben-
Vile, O., says: "For years | suffered
from weak kidneys and a severe blad-
der trouble. learned of Foley Kidney
Pills and their wonderful cures so be-
gan taking them and sure enough ! had
as good results as any heard about.
My backache left me and to one OF my
business, expressman, that alone is
great advantage. My kidneys acted
free and normal, and that saved me a
lot of misery. 1t is now a pleasure to
work where it used to be misery.
Foley Kidney Pills cured me and have
my highest praise. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Forced to Leave Home

Every year large number of poor
sufferers, whose lungs are sore and
racked with coughs, are urged to go to
another climate. But this is costly and
not always sure. There's better way.
Let DIR. Kings New Discovery cure you
at home. cit cured me of lung trou-
ble," writes w. R. Nelson of Gala
mine, Ark, "when all else failed and |
gained At pounds in weight. It's surely
the king of all cough and lung cures. ="
Thousands owe their lives and health
to it. It's positively guaranteed for
Coughs, Colds, LaGrippe, Asthma,
Croup-all Throat and Lung troubles.
SOC and $1.00. Trial bottle free at W..
c.. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
ENCOURAGEMENT ENOUGH.

But why should you be so dreadful
~ surprised and disappointed when
decline your offer?" she asked recent
Iy. 81 am certain that l never gave
you the least encouragement to pro,
pose to me-
You did" he cried bitterly. you
gave me the greatest encouragement .
'iWhen?"
when you told me your income was
$4,000 a year"-Cleveland Plain Deal
err
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
President Hill Addresses
Wisconsin Farmers

The sixty-first annual Wisconsin
state fair will open on the fair
grounds at West Allis, Tuesday, Sept.
18th, 1911 The fair will be in full
blast five days and four nights, clos
ing on Saturday, Sept. 10th.
Only those who will take the
trouble to read the reports of the
early fairs can realize the magnitude
of the present million dollar fair
when compared with those of sixty
years ago.
The reports show that almost with
out exception the fair has shown a
steady growth from year to year,
which is as it should be. But, after
a careful personal study of the pros
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
The BIushina Octopus.

The octopus frequently changes IN
color like marine chameleon. 1t
would appear from studies Of this
creature, that the colored pigment
whereby this change in color is effected
is contained in envelopes in its skin
in the tissue of which are muscular
fibers actuated by nerves Should
these fibers become relaxed a dark
pigment appears. The phenomenon is
said to be analogous to blushing.
per's Weekly.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08

Cocaine Which dulls the nerves
never yet cured nasal catarrh. The heavy
feeling in the forehead, the stuffed up
sensation and the watery discharge from
the eyes and nose, along with all the
other miseries attending the disease, are
put to rout by Ely's Cream Balm.
Smell taste and is restored, breathing
is normal Until you try this remedy,
you can form no idea of the good it will
do you. Is applied directly to sore spot.
All druggists, Soc. Mailed by Ely Bros.
56 Warren Street New York. IL
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
GorcaSTic Willis

One eccentric Frenchman directed
that a new cooking recipe should be
pasted on his tomb every day, and an
other Frenchman, who was a lawyer.
left $4,000 to a lunatic asylum, de-
claring that it was simply an act Of
restitution to the clients who were in
sane enough TO employ his services.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08

Common Colds Must Be Taken Seriously
For unless cured they sap the vitality
and lower the vital resistance to more
serious infection. Protect your chill
dren and yourself by prompt use of Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar Compound and
note it's quick and decisive results. For
coughs, colds, Group, whooping cough,
bronchitis and affections of the throat,
chest and lungs it is an ever ready and
valuable remedy. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Three Not of a Kind.

Sir Henry Names famous political
diagnosis is worth quoting. The king
of England reigns, but does not gov
ern. The president of the United
States governs, but does not reign.
The president of France neither reigns
nor governs.-Boston Herald
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Not a Word of Scandal

marred the call of neighbor on Mrs.
w. P. Spangh of Manville, Wyo., who
said: ''She told me DR.. Kings New
Life Pills had cured her of obstinate
kidney trouble, and made her feel like
a new woman Easy, but sure rem
edy for stomach, liver and kidney trou-
bles Only 25c at w. G.. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Trin;dad,s Pitch Lake.

All efforts to ascertain the depth of
the famous pitch lake of Trinidad has
been unsuccessful. At the sides Of
the lake the pitch is hard and cold,
but at the center it is almost con-
stantly boiling
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
To Resuscitate People

Operated by small motor driven
by dry battery is machine invent
ed in Germany to resuscitate persons
overcome by gases which automatic
ally pumps out the lungs and fills them
with oxygen.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Corrected Him,

A reporter was once interviewing
Thomas A. Edison.
''And you. sill" he said to the in
ventor. ''made the first talking ma
chine?
NO. Mr.. Edison replied, 1.-THE first
one was made long before my time
out of q rib
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
His Intentions.

Mrs. Rasher-Has Mr.. Goldcoin,
with whom you have been dancing all
the evening, at last declared his inten-
tions. Mabel? Mabel-Yes, aunt. Mrs.
Rusher-I am so glad. And what did
he say? Mabel-He declared he would
never marry.-Vogue.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
A Dreadful Sight

to H. J. Barnum of Freeville, N. Y,
was the fever sore that had plagued
his life for years in spite of many rem
edies he tried. At last he used Buck
lens Arnica Salve and wrote: 'It has
entirely healed with scarcely a scar
left. - Heals Burns, Boils, Eczema,
Cuts, Bruises, Swellings, Corns and
Piles like magic. Only 25c at w. G..
Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
His Strono Face

''Bilkein's is a strong face or I'm no
judge of physiognomy.
SIT ought to be. He and his whole
family are living on it."-Buffalo
Courier
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Auto For Sale.

A used five-passenge touring car, in
good running condition, having a de-
into milk or market wagon-just the
thing for farmers use-can be bought
for very moderate price. For partic-
ulars call on
FRED CARRIER,
34tf Edgerton, Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Evidently His First Watch.

Customer-"See here, didn't you
guarantee that this watch would keep
good time for whole year?" Store
peeker-'Certainly." Customer-'Well,
you're a fraud! The blamed thing
ran down after two days Judge
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Vast Hifference

Between the man who tries to make
himself useful and the man who seeks
merely to make himself necessary, the
difference is great One is honorable
the other an intriguer
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
on Grudoe-Bearinu.

One of the worst things about bear
ing a grudge is that the bearer Is the
only one who is likely to be burdened
much by it.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Bad Beginning and Ending.
In politics, what begins in feal
usually ends in folly. Coleridge.
Foley's Kidney Remedy Liquid

FOIey's kidney hemeuy (LIquIuJ
Is great medicine of proven value for
both acute and chronic kidney and blad-
der ailments. 1t is especially recon-
mended to elderly people for its Won
derful tonic and reconstructive quail
ties, and the permanent relief and COM
fort it gives them. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Happiness.

Happiness is rather negative than
a positive term in this world and con-
sists more in the absence of some
things than in the presence of others.
Sam Slick.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Stauinu a PIav,

Il can give you the part of but
ler."
Il couldn't take a small part ike
that"
You are evidently not used to So
ciety drama. The butler has his share
of the epigrams. "-Pittsburg Post
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Usual Reason.

''He used to be a straight enough
young chap. What made him get
crcOkedT'
Trying to make both ends meet, |
believe" Toledo Blade.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
True Optimist.

The cal optimist is the man who,
seeing his train steaming out of the
station. just as he arrives, remarks
gently: Well anyway. | almost
caught it =
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Fnler Kidney pills

Will reach your Individual case if you
have any form of kidney and bladder
trouble or urinary Irregularities. Try
them. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08

Obedience is not truly performed by
the body of him whose heart is dis
satisfied.-Saadi.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
AS to MendinQ.

It is never too late to mend. unless
you are so rich that you can afford a
new tire at any time.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Bad for Both.

it is no better for a state to live be
yond it's income than for an individual
Providence Journal
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
DandeIion Is UNRELIABLE.

A new and unnamed bug has made
its appearance in Chicago and threat
ened the life of all vegetation. All
but the dandelion, we guess.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
CAST ORA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Haze Always Bought
z4 ssasz sss q IxNzzz@3
Her Reason.

He-"If you weren't in love with Jack
why did you accept him?" She-"Be
cause all the other girls were. -
Boston Transcript
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Wisdom of Lot
Foley,s Honey and Tar Compound

Still retains its high place as the best
household remedy for all coughs and
colds, either for children or grown per-
sons. Prevents serious results from a
cold. Take only the genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound and refuse
all substitutes. W. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08

Fine manners need the support OF
fine manners in others Emerson.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Before You Reach the Limit

of physical endurance and while your
condition is still durable, take Foley
Kidney Pills. Their quick action and
positive results will delight you. For
backache, nervousness, rheumatism,
and all kidney, bladder and urinary
troubles w. G.. Atwell
Wisdom of Lott.
Let us be kind if we wish to be re-
gretted.--Pierre Lott.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08

34tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-03-06
HARVARD CRIMSON GIVEN
SCATHING VERBAL LASTING
Called Biased and Anticipated by Stu
dents Monthly, and New Paper
May Be Started.

Cambridge, Mass, March 6.Thc
monopoly that the Crimson, Harvard's
official Undergraduate news organ, has
enjoyed for many years is threatened.
Talk is heard of the organization Of a
new paper to cover the events and hap
penings Of the university, The Har-
ward Monthly, also student publica-
tion, in its current issue bitterly at
taeks the Crimson, saying:
"The English of the stories and oft
en- of the editorials is lax, incorrect,
even worse than that of the average
daily paper. The stories are biased and
partial; some things are reported fully,
others OF equal Importance are slurred.
"The Crimson ought, were it ambi
tious and efficient, easily to scoop the
Boston and New York newspapers. Yet
often they scoop it, and with infor-
nation of lively interest to the public
of the Crimson. It's stories of games
are almost unbelievable, perfunctory,
dull and lifdess; but to call these
stories reporting is to call humble
puppy whist Like much else in the
Crimson they are a part Of an outworn
tradition"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-03-06
LONDON HOTELS BOOKED
Problem of Handling Coronation Crowds
Big One.

London, March 6.The one problem
which is present in the minds Of hotel
lproprietors and managers throughout
London now is: "How can we handle
all the business coming to us during
the coronation?"
Some hotels, such as the Ritz. CLAIR
idge's, the Berkeley and the Piecadillv,
are already booked up for the whole Of
June, but most Of them are waiting to
see what the American demand is to
be like, and that will determine what
the prices for June will be-
Proprietors of small hotels and board.
ing houses are naturally waiting to see
how prices run at the big hotels be-
fore letting their rooms for the corona.
ton The disposition all round is to
let rooms only for the whole of June
One thing is very clear 1t il only at
the most exclusive hotels, whose Wis
itors pay whatever is asked. that the
rule first comes, first served" has APP
piled. II is not regarded as good poi.
icy at these hotels to advance the Gus
tomary prices during the season bv
more than 20 per cent
King George has been paying fly.
ing visit to Dartmouth to see his two
sons who are going through a course
of training at the naval college there.
The strict routine which the two young
princes, Edward and Albert. have to
pass through in the college is reveIa-
ton to those who were acquainted with
the bygone training Of royal children.
The late King Edward attended, for
while, the university Of Edinburg. and
it was not an uncommon thing for him
to be seen in ain ordinary cab in the
streets of the Scottish capital, but he
was not permitted to mix with the
other students.
But the old order changed, and now
the heirs to the throne are educated
very much in the same way as any
other boy. At Dartmouth, the young
princes mix to their hearts content with
their companions in the college. They
have few, if any, privileges by reason
of their rank, and they have to face
the hardships and difficulties Of a sail
or's training like the rest. That is
King Georges idea Of bringing up his
sons.
The prince Of Wales, of course, has
a large income, as he is now in posses
sion Of the duchy Of Cornwall, but it
is absurd to say, as some newspapers
have been announcing, that it is entire
ly at his own disposal. None OF the
income deprived from that source is
at his own disposal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-03-06
BOY FINDS PARENTS
HANGING In GARRET
Supposed Double Suicide Leaves Six
Small Children, One a Baby,
Orphans.

Reading, Pa, March 6.--The bodies Of
Samuel Adams and wife were found
hanging from one harness strap in the
garnet of their farm house at Virgin
vile, Berks county, yesterday by an
eight year-old son, who gave the alarm.
A letter, addressed to Wellington Hoff.
man, the wife's brother gives the cause
Of the suicide II says in part:
eve have made up our minds to end
our troubles. Whatever property is
left is to be cared for by you for the
children"
Directions fSr burial are given, and
the names of husband and wife are
signed The inmates of the house at
the time of the suicide were six chill
dren, the youngest four months and the
oldest eleven years of age. Neighbors
are caring for them.
Mr.. and Mrs, Adams became estranged
some time ago, due to the alleged abuse
Of the husband. A week ago the wife
had her husband arrested and taken
before magistrate for assault and bat
terry. He gave bail for a hearing, which
was to have been held Saturday.
w htH tue EHltuIeH hWuhe bHdt HufH-
ing and found their parents missing,
they thought they had gone to attend
the hearing. Late in the afternoon the
dead bodies were fonud.
Adams had frequently abused his fam
lily, and the wife, saying she was no
longer able to tolerate his conduct, com
municated the alleged confession of in
cendiarism made by the husband to her
to District Attorney Schaeffer. There
had been numerous fires in the vicinity
of the Adams home recently, and serious
charges were to have been preferred
against Adams shortly,
While it appears to have been a sui
eide pact, coroner Wagner will not be
sure until the handwriting OF the couple
on the farewell note is compared with
other specimens. Both were about forty
years OF age and Adams was prosper
GUS
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-03-06

ing to information obtained Saturday
night, are disposed to limit the work
of the session to the Canadian agree
ment and to the wool and cotton sehed-
ules of the Payne-Aldrich law.
Conservative Democrats, and they APP
pear to be in the majority on the ways
and means committee, are disposed to
make the eomming session short one.
They are not favorable to a general
revision Of the tariff at this time, A
modification Of the tariff in the while,
they will urge, may well be deferred
until the regular session Of the sixty
second Congress in December Demo-
Gratis quite generally say that the OPP
position among their number to action
on the Canadian agreement as an en-
tity is almost unanimous.
Until the meeting of the ways and
means committee to-day the Democratic
leaders were disinelined to discuss their
plans for the session. This committee
has another problem to solve. Radical
Democrats, like Representative Ollie
James Of Kentucky, are insisting that
the House shall be fully organized in
the special session.
Mn. James will probably appear at
the head Of movement to force the
appointment Of committees for the pur
pose Of making thorough inquiry into
the activities Of the various depart
ments Of the government. The leaders
are opposed to such plan. They will
try to hold the attention of their fol-
lows solely to questions relating to the
tariff. They fear, that II other meas
ures are taken up for consideration the
session viii develop into free for all
discussion without results Such an
outcome would react on the party, they
believe.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-03-06
DR.. AKED HESITATEs.
Announces Unanimous Call to Frisco,
But Gives Church 10 Days Grace


New York. March 6.--Frankly stating
the disappointment he had experienced
in his ministry to the wealthy and fash
ionable congregation OF the Fifth Avenue
Baptist church, Rev, Charles F Aked
formally announced from his pulpit yes
terday that he had received a unanimous
call TO the First Congregational church
Of San Francisco and had been unable
to find any good reason why he should
not accept
He regretfully acknowledged his fears
that the great enterprises which be had
hoped TO lead as pastor of one OF the
wealthiest churches in America. popu-
LARRY known as the John D. Rockefeller
church. were only "such stuff ss dreams
are made of Notwithstanding the
$4,000 salary offered him when he came
here from Pembroke chapel in Liverpool,
barely four years ago, and the
recent increase to $4,000. or his ties
Of friendship in the metropolis, be did
not see how he could contemplate a
permanent ministry here under present
conditions. He chsfed under the failure
Of the church TO provide q larger edihee
and TO undertake large enterprises. so
far as We can see to-day, be declared,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-03-06
LOSS BY FIRE rs 100000.
Syndicate Block at Minneapolis Burned.
Two Lives May Be Lost.

Minneapolis, Mimi, March Cone Of
the most disastrous fires this city has
ever known destroyed yesterday the
Syndicate block on Nieollet avenue, be-
tween Fifth and Sixth streets. The to-
tai loss is estimated at sl,000000 and
il is possible that two lives were lost,
although this has not as yet been def
nitely determined.
Twelve persons were rescued from the
upper stories Of the building while the
flames were roaring around them. Some
of these were slightly injured.
The origin OF the fire is unknown.
The alarm was given by some passers-
by on Nicollet avenue, who saw the
flames bursting out.of the second story
windows. An alarm was quickly given
but before the firemen arrived the ten
ants who were asleep in the upper rooms
began to appear at the windows, call
ing for aid.
A strong southwest wind was blow
ing and in a very few minutes the west
half Of the building was a roaring fur
mace. The entire fire department was
called out, but it was totally made
quate and later call was sent TO st.
Paul for help, which was Immediately
furnished.
Elmer Franson, one Of those rescued,
said he saw two women fall into the
flames. The hremen made every eff
fort to break into the building at this
place, but the heat was too great
However, all occupants OF the upper
floors are accounted for and the fire
men and police believe Franson was
mistaken.
The Syndicate building was erected in
1882 by local business men. About
three years ago it was bought by the
Boston Trust company.
The upper floors in the center OF the
building were rented by numerous doc
tors, several restaurants and other ten
ants, about 80 in all These lost all
their property.