The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-04-28

Of your good sense. have not beer
making love to Miss Holbrookl" | de
clared, angrily. and knew IN my hear
that He'd.
We'll. lrishman." he exclaimed with
entire good humor; "let us not brinl
up mine host to find US locked In NOR
tai combat"
What the deyll did you bring me. NJ
here for?" demanded.
"oh. Just TO enjoy your society.
get lonesome sometimes. tell you 9
man does get lonesome in this word
when he has nothing to lean on but a
blooming button factory and step.
mother who fits among the worlds OK.
pensiye sanatoria. | know you have
never had Button. button. who's 80,
the button7' chanted In your ears. but
may ask whether you have ever
known the Joy Of n stepmother7
can see that your answer will be an
unregretful negative"
He was quite the fool again, and
stared at me vacuously.
My stepmothcr Is not the common
type Of Juvenile fiction. She has never
attempted during her widoWhood TO
rob the orphan or to poison him, Bless
your Irish heart. no! She's good
woman, and rich In her own right. but
couldn't stand hsr dietary She's
afraid I'm going TO die. Donoyanl
She thinks cvcrybody's going 10 die.
Father died Of pneumonia and she said
icc'water In the nngerbowl did II, and
she wanted TO have the butler or.
rested for murder She had new
disease for me every morning II was
worse than being loft with button.
works to draw a stopmothor like that
She ate nothing but hot water and
zwcibach herself and shuddcrcd when
demanded sausage and buckwhcat
cakes every day. She caught me one
day clearing up a couple Of chickens
and mug of Bass with the gardener,
and II was all over. She had noticed,
she said that ! had been coughing Of
late was doing a few cigarettes 100
many, that was all-and wired 10 New
York for doctors. She had an sorts.
llonovan-alienists and pnoumOgastrIc
specialists and lung experts.
The people ON strawberry I'M
thought there was a medical conyen'
ton In town. | was kidnapped on the
golf course, where was about 10 win
the eastern Connecticut long drive
cup and locked up In dark room at
nome for two days while they tested
me- They made all the known tests,
Donovan. They tested me for dis
eases that haven't been discovered
yet and for some that have been eN.
tinct since the days OF Noah. You can
see where that put me, was afraid
10 night or sulk for fear tho allenlsts
would send me TO the madhouso. !
was afraid 10 eat for fear they would
mink that was a symptom, and every
time | asked for food the tapo.worm
man looked intelligent and began pre-
scrlbing, while the rest of them were
terribly chagrined because they hadn't
scored first. The only JOY / got out
OF the rumpus was In hitting one Of
those allenists n damned hard clip IN
me RIBS, and I'm glad | did H. He was
FEELING my medulla obongata az the
moment, and as l resent being man.
handled ] pasted him one-he was a
young chap, and fair game pasted
MIN one, and then grabbed a suitcase
ana slid stole away in u clamboat
TOT New Haven, and kept right on up
INTO northern Maine, where | stayed
with the Indians until my fathers re-
net went on broken hearted to Bad
Neuhelm to drink the waters. And
mere am. by the grace Of God, In