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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

again. I don't know how to express
my thanks for the good it has done mo
and / hope all suffering women will
give Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound q trial 1t was worth its
weight in gold. Mrs. j. Z. ENDLICH.
X. +. ID. No. Z, Erie, Pa.
Lydia l.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harm
ful drugs, and to-day holds the record
Tor the largest number of actual cures
OF female diseases we know of. and
thousands of voluntary testimonials
are on file in the Pinkham laboratory
flynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form of
female. complaints, such as inflanlma-
ton, liberation, displacements, fibroid
tumors, irregularities, periodic pains.
backache, Indigestion and nervous
prostration. Every suffering woman
owes 1T to herself to give Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound q trial.
If you want special advice write
Mrs.Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for il.
1t Is free and always helpful.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

MAKE BIG MONEY your own locality. No ex-
perence required Start Soc capital. Full plans
satisfaction guaranteed W. T.o'Iiara Tsiladega Ala
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

, The herb laxative. Garfield Tea. prompt
ly overcomes constipation, bilousness,
slck-headache and insures better health.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

The chief secret Of comfort lies In
not allowing trifles to vex us.-Sharp.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

Many a fellow who falls into a for
tune goes right through it.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

almost helpless. I
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, so my
sister advised me to
try Lydia L. Pink
hams V ege ia b le
Co mpo IN d, a nd
when L had taken
only two bottles I
could see q big
change, so i took
six bottles and I am
nntxr cfrA~ a1 Ill
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

Kidder-Oh! yes. Miss Coyne
spends thousands and thousands of
dollars every year for her gowns
alone.
Lord de Broke-I say, old chap, who
is her dressmaker?
Kidder--Do you want to propose to
her dressmaker, too?
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

One crow destroys 100000 insects
year
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20
SHE,
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.

Erie, Pa. suffered for five years
from female troubles and at last was
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1911-06-20

ORED by the loneliness Of
Norway's fiords and grown
weary of the soft beauty
of the Italian and the rug
ged grandeur of the Swiss
lakes, the blase globe trot-
ter turns in search of
some new enchanted spot
where the realization that
IT is seen for the first time
lends again some zest to
life.
The world is fast grasp
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
WISE Y0UNGSTER AN EXPERT
earrulous Young Man Sure He Knew
Fresh Oysters but Didn't Recog-
nize Rubber Ones.

The garrulous young man wht
thinks he knows it ALL" and some
more besides. stood in front Of the
restaurant window.
Fine jar of oysters you have in
there" he commented
"Yes," responded the corpulent pro-
prietor. who was standing in the door
way.
$50 plump and fresh-looking. When
1t comes to telling fresh oyster by
Its appearance, I'm the candy"
Regular expert, eh?"
"You betl They say oysters are
not running good this year, and yet
those in thet Jar look the same as
those you had in the window two
years ago when oysters were plenti-
full"
And the restaurant proprietor's fea-
lures ! slaxed into pleasant smile.
They are the same" was the quiet
response. Those are rubber oysters
FOR show only"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
A FEW SCIENCE BRIEFS.
Interesting Discoveries by tao
Genial ONCE StatIsticfan.

Interesting Discoveries by the
Genial ONCE statIsticfan.
Research proves that the smallest
men push the heaviest loads. while
the big fellows hold down the once
chairs, the New York Times says.
A cubic foot of water is a load for
one man. A cubic foot Of near-whisky
will mako load for forty men.
One of the most peculiar optical H.
lusions is the fact that a small front
yard looks larger than the State Of
Indiana when viewed from the rear Of
q dull lawn mower.
Out Of the 26,2S2,615 haircuts ad-
ministsred in this country last year
thirty-seven were cut just as the pa
irons desired they should be.
Wild geese fly in the shape OF q
V-even on the restaurant menu.
The first green thing to show after
the melting snow is the labels on ths
empty tin cans in the back yards.
1t is a peculiar fact that the Chi
nese OF this country forget their Eng
lish as soon as they are arrested and
do not recover It until they ara free
again.
Halley's comet first appeared In the
newspapers last October and will be
visible in the Magazines about the
goth of May-north-by-eas Of tho rear
advertising pages.
The driest thing on earth Ia a
Dutch picnic on a July day in tenn
perance township.
The diamond is so hard 1t will
make = large dent in the hardest
heart.
The destruction Of our old apple
trees threatens the supply Of genuine
French briar.
The boil weevil has wrought un.
told havoc with this years imports.
lions of pure olive oil.
with the invention Of the bath tub
In 1923 the number of perfume facto-
ries decreased 30 per cent,
The easiest thing to touch is soma
one who wants a favor.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
DECLARES HELL
INVENTED BY BLAN
Mrs. Kate Trimble Woolsey, Apostle OF
Free Thought, Denounces
Doctrine

''Hell was a mann made invention,
declared beautiful Mrs. Kate Trimbie
Woolsey, who stopped in New York on
her way to Chicago to open the ma
tional convention of liberal leagues.
Mrs. Woolsey was the delegate-at-large
from the United States to the interna-
tional free thought congress at Brus-
sells last summer. What she then termed
the new "Lord 8 prayer, - in converting
the assembly has been adopted by the
free thinkers throughout the world
"They found hell useful for nearly
1000 years, - she continued, "to intimi-
date weak minded women and then
keep them in what they choose to des-
ignate as woman s sphere of subsection
and silence. But civilization has elm
mated this horrible belief from the
heart of man as it has overcome other
frightful crimes and brutalities.
What a distortion of the deity to
endow him with the cruelty and brutal
ity of man. 1t is a part of the same
theology which classes woman with
dumb beasts, which has inflicted polit-
zeal, legal and civic death on the
feminine sex.
cit is woman who has emancipated
mankind from this frightful belief in a
place of eternal torture.
ono woman could ever have invented
the narrowing notion attributed to a
medieval theologian that hell is paved
with the skulls of unbaptized infants,
Maternal tenderness has always been
the antidote of masculine cruelty and
has been one of the influences which
have won the world away from the
idea of tortured present and future
life.
Plagiarism did not contain this
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
UItra-Swell.

Little Madge of Shantytown is not
so fortunate as her well-dressed sis
ters and is often forced to wear her
mothers hand me downs" When she
appeared out on the river pier in a
skirt that was so long she could
scarcely walk all the gamins started
to jeer her. Get onto de umbrella
cover she has on" bantered Jimmy
Finn What do yer call it. anyhow
Madge?"
And Madge elevated her little sun
peeled nose and retorted
Get some sense about yer. Jimmy
Finn, an read de Paris styles once in
while. Dis is one Of de new 'hobble
skirts"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
Meiodrama.

AS the eighteen-carat villain leapeo
down from the pasteboard castle the
beautiful heroine gave a shrek Of
despair.
Harold McDuffl" she moaned, as
the great crystal tears welled in her
eyes, you have been my undoingl"
Turning as white as summer
boarding house sheet, the eighteen
carat villain vanished among the pa
per foliage. And the beautiful heroine
spoke the truth.
BY stepping on the train of her
gown the arch conspirator had loos-
ened two tiny hooks up near the
neck.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07

The Trust Magnate-They tell me
that I am accused Of being two
faced.
His ecretary-Worse than that.
Why, the newspaper illustrators
have run your face up into the hun
dreds.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
CHAPTER VII

From the grave and thoughtful van
tage- ground OF 10, Thomas Jefferson
could look back on the second illness Of
Ardea Dabney as the closing incident
OF his childhood. The industrial
changes which were then beginning.
not only for the city beyond the noun
tain, but for all the region round about,
had rushed swiftly on Paradise; and
the old listless life Of the unhastina
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07

charming conception of grilltng souls
and paganism was much kinder to
women than theologians have led her
to believe.
OF course, there are stiIl many
Ignorant beings to whom the myth of
hell seems brutal aetuaIity. But the
intelligent world has definitely thrown
1T overboard.'
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07

There is movement on foot At Wash
ington, ID. c., to close the post Offices
throughout the country on Sundays. In
many cities this has alreadf been
brought about by agitation on The part
OF citizens. Much agitation has been
in evidence in this city of late, and
a movement is now on foot there to
accomplish this result here. 1t is ar
gued that the postal authoritieh are as
much entitled to one day of rest in
seven as anyone else, and this certainly
seems reasonable. Nearly all reputable
concerns close on Sundays, and the
statement is made that the need for
the distribution of commercial mail is
very small. We believe that this move
ment is one that should receive the
hearty support of all who have the best
interest of the country at heart. OF
course there is a certain amount of
work that must of necessity be done
by the government ON Sunday, but
this should be reduced to a minimum
both from the standpoint of civic
righteousness and for its influence on
the people at large.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
Tho silver Lining.

Anyway" remarked the optimist,
there is one good feature about the
tariff on WOOL"
HUH" sneered the pessimist. 'Td
like to know what II is"
Why" rejoined the optimist- ut
will make 1t more expensive for the
wolf to masquerade in sleeps cloth
Ing"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
A LuekIsss Family.

His father had a leg broken. his
brother was run over by the trolley.
and another brother had an arm brok-
en- while cranking up his auto"
And did he escape all such serious
things7"
HE got married"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
A Resemblance.

what drink is a complaint OF bad
electric service likef"
IT can't see that 1t resembles any
drink"
why, isn't It current wilmer
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
Hou.eleeper,. Renson.

what is your chief objection 10
moving pictures?"
1.-THE dust that has accumulated be-
hind them."-Birmingham Age-Herei4.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-07
The Wrong Bntcher.

housekeeper in New York 'phoned
to the meat market: "Have you any
liver this morning9'
~ hope so, came the response with
CHEEKY laugh, which was not like the
butcher s.
care you not the butcherq' she fur
Their inquired.
well, some people call EN- that, but
1 am really DR.. So-and-So,' came the
laughing reply.
AS the woman recognized the name of
one of the most famous surgeons in the
town, she gasped an apology and nerv-
ously rang up Central" again.-Ex.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
MORNING CHITCHAT.

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flash the other night" 1T
finish something that
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that
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ask
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in
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The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
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The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
Paris Notes of Fashion.

From Paris comes the news that ex-
elusive women have adopted the use of
rather small. Oblong. envelope-shaped
cases held in the old way by slipping
the fingers through strap at the back.
Thin. they are nevertheless contrived
to hold a tiny mirror. a powder puff.
the handkerchief. cards and pencil and
money: but the few gold pieces that
one must have at hand are carried in a
tiny gold chain bag that hangs from the
belt or the mun ribbon. These new-old
cases are made Of leather. soft as velvet.
in every color Or shade Of color desired.
and Of bits of old brocade, with metal
corners.
Women who frequent the races con-
tinue the use Of big bags Of old bro
caded velvets and rich silk. which they
hang over their arm by long. thick gold
cords heavily tasseled. Convenient for
the theater also are such bags. being so
large they are capable Of containing
many things.
A tendency to gold touches is marked
in everything Partisan. You will see in
the shops dinner blouses with threads
Of gold glittering through a Persian de-
sign or along the line of q handsome
velvet stripe. Whole waists. indeed
are being made up in golden webs OF
one sort or another. and often over a
lace foundation the pattern which is
seen hazily underneath.
One house y showing waists and top
dress portions patterned solidly in
beads in imitafj6o Of the cashmere de-
signs. Many dresses. too. have yokes on
sleeves or panels Of solidly set white
beads. or are ornamented with solid
bead forms that perfectly reproduce the
shape a bunch a. ofapss o. o. big or.
u L
The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
ALL BODIES NEED A LEADER
Prof. w. J. Hutchins Makes Strong
Plea for Christianity.
Melodies nt Ma~> Meeting
for Men.

Asserting that every nation. city. and
body of people on earth need leader,
Prof. William J. Hutchins spoke at the
New National Thcater Yesterday after
noon under the auspices of the Y NJ.
{. y. His subject was The appeal of
jesus. He mad" an earnest plea for or
canized Christianity. 1t was the strong
est address that has been given this sea
son at the Sunday afternoon mass meet
inCS for men.
Music, which was furnished by male
chorus from Armstrong Manual Training
School. consisted of plantation melodies.
The singing mad" a pronounced hit, and
the chorus was enCored repeatedly.
At the Sunday supper given in the as
S"mbly room Of the Y. NJ. {. A. Building
Prof. Hut"hins made brief address. and
William Radford, of the British Embassy,
read selections from The Sky Pilot
The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
FIRST OF SERMON SERIES.
Rev. J. u. shannon Gives Word Pic.
tuFcs Of Early Christian History.

Rev. DR.. J. r. Shannon, pastor of Met
ropoitan Methodist Episcopal Church.
began last night a series of sermons on
spiritual lessons from our travels amid
Bible, Christian, and historic scenes i'll
Rome, Greece. and Egypt.
Dr. Shannon gave word pictures of Paul
in chains moving along the Arpian Way
into Rome: of the golden palaces of the
Roman emperors on the Pa:antine Hill,
and of the coliseum.
'PauIS entrance into Rome with the
Gospel said DR.. Shannon, meant more
TO the future civilization of the world
than all the conqucSts of the Roman
armies. The Roman empcrorS show
mans vanity without God. Mans highest
relation Is his relation to God. In this
inhcres the whole meaning of life. Give
man God, and the chating torrent flows
into the sea and he is at rest.
The arena of the coliseum has Tapped
UP the gore of a thousand battlefiCldS
and more. In this amphitheatcr Chris
tians arc thrown to hungry lions. This
mighty structure speaks to US or the
courage and the sacrifices Of the early
Christians.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
THE HOUSEWIVES SONG.

The housewife sang she did her chores and the music oaed
around outdoors Her voice far from the Meba class; it
would drill hole through pane of glass the words fierce
and the and she srked the end of
The Judge passing along that he rode court his
bay and he shook his head and he heaved sigh, and
wiped from his good left when housewife sings
she works. he sad then blessing her faithful head
for her husbands kind and her children good peace umnes
her negborhood For wives don't sing their hearts
stands the cottage door, Then the urs thought of
his dwelling grand with pomp and riches hand of the
jaded who !angused there and filled with grumbngs the
perfumed They did work and they sang songs, but
him with their social wrongs Judge nduged in
another SIGH and wiped from his good right Then his
old horse stumbled and fell down fat and he took header and
spoiled his hat WALT MASON.
Copyright by GeogeM dms)
The Washington herald., 1911-01-16
CHRISTIAN ENDEAV0R NEWS.

The Washington chorus which is 10
sing at the Atlantic City Christian En-
deavor convention in July will begin its
rehearsals on Friday evening. January
%. Those who wish to join the chorus
should make application to Mr.. Percy
S. Foster or to Mr.. Edward Tarrins.
The Young Peoples Society of Mount
Pleasant Congregational Church has or
ganized an orchestra to play for tho
Sunday evening meetings and on special
occasions.
The society recently organized at Whit
ney Avenue Christian Church has chosen
the following officers: President, Charles
B. Campbell; vice president, A. c. Ridge
way; recording secretary, Miss Mar
jorie FAINT: corresponding secretary. Miss
Elizabeth Tear; treasurer, Herman En-
gIish.
Emmanuel Baptist EndeavorerS will hold
business meeting and social at the
church on Friday, January 20.
The executive committee of Emmanuel
Baptist Society on Tuesday planned the
organization of intermediate and
junior societies: Miss Virginia Ray
mond will act as superintendent of the
intermediate society and the junior So
ciety will be organized by a committee
of which Miss Katherine Bowman is
chairman.
Alpha Christian Endeavor Society Of
Ninth Street. Christian Church held a
business meeting Tuesday at which time
Mr.. Bateman was elected chorister Of
h@ iat1 mi N1on 10 f4N
the appropriate celebration OF EN-
deavor Day." the first Sunday in Feb
ruary.
Miss Helen Wright has been chosen
of Christian Endeavor of
Ingram Memorial Congregational Church.
Mr. Bobst is president of the Young
Peoples Society and Mr.. Miller of the
senior society.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-16

A SALE of furniture at store
~ in Pennsylvania avenue, near
\ Eighth street. offers exceptional
opportunities to the houSekeep-
er who needs something new for her
home. High-claSs pieces in Substan-
tial designs of the best types are Of
fered at from y to 40 per cent dis
count during the midwinter clearance
sale now in full swing here.
vA,OMEN'S high shoes. which sell
w regularly from $50 to s.. are
" now marked $,95 in a we'll
known shoe shop near Seventh
and X streets. A variety Of feathers
in a number of different styles are
offered at this price.
NEW shipment of mems slip-on
n rain coats has just been re-
IA ceived in a popular clothing
store in Pennsylvania avenue,
near Tenth street. These will he sold
1t 3, though they are regular S.5O
values
~HE window of a popular florists
establishment in T. street, be-
tween Twelfth and Thirteenth
streets. arranged to advertise
the indoor circus to begin tonight at
Convention Hall. is indeed a clever
drawing card. First of all. there Is
seen the clown-without which the cir
Gus would be dismal failure-driving
his proverbial white goose. followed
by a heterogeneous collection OF ami
mails, which includes monkeys, foxes,
squirrels. leopards. and others of the
forest and barnyard. The exhibit has
attracted no little attention in the
fashionable thoroughfare, and 1t is to
be hoped that the real circus tonight
will have a packed house. as all in
dications from the ticket Office seem
to point.
VERY Landy ornament is the
n eyeglass case of sterling sill
IA yer, with a chain and clasp to
hang at ones belt, which Is
shown by a jeweler in F. street, be-
tween Twelfth and Thirteenth streets.
~OME of the most attractive dolls
of this year are the little woody
~ heads with very natural and
pretty faces. shown by a small
shop devoted to children's wearing ap-
parel and a few novelties, which Is
located in Fourteenth street below
Thomas Circle. The dolls are dressed
in the very newest style frocks. or
1namented with the shocking which Is
fashionable this season, with under
clothes just like real children wear.
a FLORIST In Fourteenth street.
~ in the vicinity Of street. Is
sending out some Of his choic-
est blooming plants just now
In jardinieres or boxes Of birch bark.
These are the newest ideas at this
fashionable flower shop and make the
most artistic o6ering1 when nlled with
asalaaa, beeonias. and other exquisite
1GWoeDr - luxaH1onk baoe0 Just new.