Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-07-07

Don't say don't" to others as often
as you say do" to yourself.
It's a pretty tough proposition,
whether o keep house or board.
When a mar goes TO call on a friend,
ne doesn't enjoy talking in a loud
voice, in order that ne may be heard
above the noise made by the children;
out a doesn't mind 1t.
A man who is ashamed when he
Toes wrong, will finally do better.
Whiskey seems to pickle and pre-
serve one man In a hundred, but IT
'ots the other 80.
Even the novels no longer put a
over on his knees.
After a oma has realized on her
nan, and receipted for his life insur-
tnce, h longs to move to a town
Hhere people will never know she was
pnce poor.
When a man throws a thing away,
ae usually throws it where 1t viii an
10Y others as much as possible.
1t is surprising how men remember
their old jokes, and refuse to laugh at
FOUR new ones.
The privileges you grant people soon
become their rights.
No great harm is done nrohah1v
when you step on a cat; but Won can't
nesp being disturbed by the incident.
Last fall a certain mar had a fer
aog. People said To him: What a
lucky man you are!" But his kin heard
about his having a fat hog, and, by the
lime ne kilied 1t, four of them were
diving with him.
Most men arc pretty deliberate when
about their work, much as we saw
shout Americans being overworked-
The average man thinks that while
ie doesn't personally know President
Fart, and other distinguished men,
hey know OF him"
The first time a boy is called Mis-
ter II makes him feel as queer as IL
Fouid 20 receive a good GUESSING.
Do tobacco chewers ever think OF the
lights of others? III you cannot quit
sAWV AiAt1 N1hNSNgNRy. ~ ali ct w
where you spit
Z Grocers say their business develops
ne greatest number of mean people.
Those or us In other lines of business
would like TO dispute that point
Al hatr restorative is advertised that
yfil make hair grow on bald heads In
me night. One that will make hair
grow In a year. is hope enough.
A woman can always put her hand
somewhere about her clothing, and pull
out o pin.
When a mans first initial Is w, his
iame should be Bill. | prefer Bill to
Wash,
There are two sure ways of peraIyz-
your neighbors: One is to get a
divorce, and the other is to go abroad.
when a MAJ attempts to reform, his
lid associates are anxious TO pull him
aack. This IL not the case; they en-
outrage him to quit his a habits.
When children think their mother is
he greatest and smartest woman in
he world. she usually is.
People usually have too much bust
less TO talk about. and ms enough TO
transact.
A man should be older. ugiier. taller.
heavier and hoarser than his wife.
when a friend tells you of his
Arongs- he wants sympathy. and not
"a argument
|W tat - tH.a#
xrrtoy an orators ~eloauence, but
.ta,,t believe wha he says.
n . woman doesn't chase a man a
ISL e. she doesn't love him.
Ff,hahlv seven out OF 10 of the strik-
ero lra opposed to the strike. People
~ Soaked into doing so many things
'ney ion't believe In.
a man doesn't really know what hu-
mI.iauon il until he a heard his love
@kke3s read In court
A{er. man believes he could set thu
W9s!z a fire with his ideas, II he could
tai interested.
q man let's a woman impose
he thinks TO himself: What
gentleman I ami"
zz|,kz 10 take q lot Of people be-
sil32E ,.F barn, and tell them some
demaatd too much OF
nd not enough Of themselves.
VI IN there ID to II: a woman
her husband letters to mails