The Topeka state journal., 1911-08-22
HYHAWKER .JOTS

Marriage also proves. to the Sabetha
Star, that two men live as eXpenslVely
some.
An amusement note in the Holton
Recorder: A eontortionist gave an ex-
hibition in the park Monday afternoon
He had 8 good audience of the unem-
ployed.
Dog DAYS are here, remarks Editor
Jordan in his Seneca Tribune; ana
politicians in the Second district show
the effect of the hot weather some
of them should be muzzled, politically
speaking.
Another western woman has given
her husband to his soul-mate, notes
the Kinsley Graphic, and it adds; we
know several women who will be glad
to add boot to get the soul-mates 10
take their husbands.
Some of the Kansas weeklies must
go on the theory that it is much easier
to print items from their files OF TWEEN
ty or twenty-five years ago, than II Is Is
to gather up-to-date ones, so many OF
these papers devote so much space 10
ancient history of this sort
Related by Patsy" the Circleville
reporter Of the HOltOn Recorder: one
of the hottest afternoons last week one
of our citizens was surprised IN d
shady part of the garden with Dig
fan going about 80 horse power speed
and with two almanacS opened Where
heavy thunder storms were the fore
cast There is some comfort in thun-
der storms if they are only on paper
Fncvclopedias are evidently not
needed in Burlington, as the following g
item from the Burlington lndependent
would indicate: Pony lines. chin
scraper on the third chair at the
Arcade barber shop, is said to be the
smartest man in town Con all subjects }
When anyone wishes information they
should call and ask Pony about 1t. The
I IoI In n
by Fat Tice and it is up to you 10 take
| it for what it is worth.
A big fish that it is claimed was
! bigger Reports the Ellinwood Lead
er: Mic Sprinkler, Harry Iurck ano
Joe Komarek returned Sunday even
| ing from a fishing trip of few days
down near Florence and brought BACK
with them the largest fish when had
heen caught there this year. 1t was a
buIlhead and weighed 3S pounds on
the scales when brought home and as
fish shrink great deal 1t was PROD
ably a 45-pounder when landed.
As the Leroy Reporter has figured
ont a vexed problem: At irregular in
! tervals some good newspaper brother
| condemns the practice of crediting
! clipped pieces "Ex.'' This paper con-
tends that 1t is the only course to pur-
J sue sometimes. The editor has in
mind one southern Kansas paper
which is notorious for "swiping
pieces. quite often he sees something
/ in that paper which he considers
worth reprinting. He knows in al
/ probability that the piece is stolen arc
does not consider it right to credit Il
to that paper. Yet if he uses no credit
he laws himself open to the same
charge "Ex." is clearly the solution
of the problem.
after she is 25 a girl IS apt to mar
ry the fellow she used to make fur
of" says the Ellinwood Leader Tt
this Anna Carlson of the Lindsbort
News adds: yes. after she is 20 {
girl has sense enough to know tina
glad togs and diamonds do not mak'
| q man. After girl is 25 she has alst
| learned from observation that tn
sport does not make a desirable hus
| band Yes, and after she is 25 gir
has learned (if she has come in con
tact with the world at alb that th'
baggy trousers, hand-me-down suits o.
| overal1s which she was wont to maxi
fun of when she was young ant
giddy may serve as the wearing ap
parel of one of natures noblemen, yes
and after a girl is 25 she has learned
to appreciate the true worth of char
acter and brains. and she knows pa.
dirt when she sees it