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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-27
HARRlSON-E. NEWARK.

There arc only two cases of contagion
In Harrison at present, according to a
report submitted last night to the I1ar-
rison Board of Health by Inspector John
T. Mcclure. During the month there were
six cases of diphtheria and three of tubeT-
culosis. The inspector investigated four
teen complaints and In each case had the
proper remedy applied. Mr.. Mcclure said
he had not found time this month to make
an inspection of the milk sold In stores.
The receipts of the office were s63.
An anniversary requiem mass will be
offered In the Church of the Holy Cross,
for Miss Maria Pagan, Who died a year
ago.
A fair of all nations will be held in st
Anthony's Hall, East Newark. for a week
Guiding November 20. There will be an
entertainment and dancing every night.
The hall will be decorated for the affair,
The Harrison Board of Education will
meet tonight.
Rentschler's Hall, Harrison, will be the
of the First Ward Democratic Club, Of
Harrison. 1t Is expected the affair will
be well attended The dancing will be
under the supervision of James Dooner
as floor manager, assisted by Thomas
Williams. The arrangement committee in
cludes William Sullivan, Daniel Campion,
Harvey Kinney, Albert stickles, James
Dooner, Peter Young and Joseph Patter-
son. Freebolder Patrick J. Condor is
chairman Of the reception committee,
which also Includes Councilmen Peter f..
Sullivan and Thomas F. O'Connor. James
Donohue, Patrick Fox, Gottleib Flury and
Joseph Elmo.
With a high mass of requiem the flu
neral Of Mrs. Ellen j.. Kinney, widow of
the late Policeman John Kinney, was
held today from the Church of the Holy
Cross, Harrison. TIE deceased died at her
home, 1866 Grant avenue, East Newark.
Interment was In the Cemetery of the
Holy Sepulchre.
James Donnelly, of John street, Har-
rison, joyfully jingled two hundred pen
MES last night. The coppers had been
presented to him by James Rose, of North
Fourth street, Donnelly picked the Ath-
letics to win the worlds series, while
Rose chose the Giants. Michael Bach, of
Harrison avenue and Washington street,
bet considerable money on the New York
ers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-27
Suits
at 1925

These suits are made for women
who insist on difference and the
closer you examine them-the cloth,
the cut, the styles and fnish-the bet
ter you can understand why we boast
of them as such fine value. Chiffon
broadcloth, diagonals, French serge
and other imported materials, in all de-
sirable fall shades. These suits are
regularly sold up to 10 OK
$500; special at ......
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-10-27
AUTO CRASHES INTO POLE.

The locking of the steering gear on
the automobile owned by w. A. Manda,
a florist of Third street, South Orange,
caused the machine to u into a tele-
phone pole in front of the West Orange
fire headquarters in Valley road today.
The front wheels of the car were
smashed and the steering apparatus
was considerably damaged. MI. Man
da's chauffeur was driving the car and
escaped injury.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14

a average each week whereas we ort
by rights to have the Bugle half
full of advg-wfen we think that
it would be almost as we'll fer us
to make a assignment for the bene-
fit of Crs. and 60 and live the rest
of our days at the county poor farm
as to try to make a eN, tence in
this tightwad towrl-when we think
how we have went and wasted our
life and exosted our energies and
frittered away our existence in this
community whereas if we had
went to a big City to run news
paper we would of made a forchune
and wallered in the lap of luckshury
instid of staring starvasnion in the
face-when we think of all these
things it makes US jest as mad as
a hornet and we feel like leaving
Bingville for ever and newer COM
ing back agane. Dadbust SIGH a
town er11lyhow!
Subscribe for the Bugle and do
so at onct becus there's no telling
how long its a going to last unless
we can skeer I'D a few dollers to
pay for paper & ink to print it on
next week.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Local MentGhi0n

Alonzo Skillings of Calamity Corners
was in town one day recent but we
didn't see him. We persoom the rea-
son we didn't see him is becuz he owes
something like 10 yrs. back subscrip-
shion to the Bugle. Alonzo is prob
ably ashamed to meet US face to face
and kept outen our way.
Miss Sally Hoskins says that sinst the
cold weather started in il has sujjestcd
to her that she ort to write a pome en-
titled Winter" Sally says'she has been
so busy lately that she amt got to it
as yet, but will soon, and when she has
wrote it will give it to US for publ
cashion in the Boogle. Wait for this
pome on ''Winter"
Deacon Butterworth slipped on the
icy pavement in front of the P. 0. tother
day and shuk hisself up good cal, but
broke no bones. Postmaster Higgins
who was inside at the time says that
the Deacon used swear word, but the
Deacon denies it. Of course the Dea-
con would deny it, being as he is one
of the pliers of the Bingville church.
Sine Watkins has KEEP putting off
cutting his ice for a week and now
Sine says it's too blamenashion cold
to cut ice and he call1ilates heel wait
Until It warns up.
Bud Hinckley, who amt quite right
in the head, ketched one of Cy Hos
kins' roosters tother day and pulled all
its tail fethers out for it. Cy says if
he had of ketched Bud at it he would
of tanned his hide, even if he amt rite
in his head. The rooster looks simply
ridicklus without no tail fethers.
Sam Skinner went rabbit hunting last
week and shot at a mark which was all
he seen. Sam says that rabbits is awful
skeerce this winter. We. are sorry to
hear this, being as Sam ushually per-
sents US with rabbit to make rabbit
potpie when they're plenty.
Miss Phronicia Watkins has cold
on her chest, but she says she would
ruther have it there than in the head.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Personal BreVities

Harve Hines, our poplar toltsorial ar
fist & haircutter, has attrackted a good
cal of attenshion at his shop lately by
big card which he received through
the mail and has tackled up on his
barbershop wall showing the different
styles of haircuts for 1912 which will
be wore by them as desire to be up to
date. No use talking, Harve keeps
right UP to the styles.
Hen Weathersby met with a axident
to his upper set of false teeth tother
day. Hen was drawing up a pail of
water by windlass from his we'll when
he opened his mouth to swear becuz
the rope got twisted, and blamed if his
teeth didn't fall into the we'll and Hen
had to bail it out to recover same. Hen
saws they was turrible cold when he
clapped them into his mouth but other
wise uninjured.
It still continues cold enuf to freeze
the horns often muley COW, but Dad
Henderson, our oldest inhabitant, per-
dickts warmer weather which we reckon
we'll git--rext summer.
Jabe Tucker went and purchased a
pr of insoles for to wear inside his
boots to keep his feet warmer, being as
Jabe suffers turrible from cold feet, but
after Jabe had went and put the insoles
in his boots he couldn't git his boots on
and now Jabe wants Hen Weathersby
to take back the insoles but Hen re-
fuses. Jabe says he'll sell the insoles
for half price which is ) cts. being as
he paid dime for enl-
Ept Higgins our accommodating p
m, says there is one comfort in cold
weather for him, as when its cold his
stamps don't get gunmed up and all
stick together. It's a i'll wind which
don't blow nobuddy some good or other.
Samantha Deevers is on the sick list
this week as ushual, but Samantha amt
so sick this week as she was last week
and she is thankful for that.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Awful
Experience
Of Mrs. Lem Brown Who Took
Latin Gas to Get a Tooth
Pulled With & Like to of LATED
Herself Sick.--PartickIsrs as
Folders:

Mrs. Lem Brown, wife of one of our
most respeckted citizens and well
knowed carpenter, whose first
name as everybuddy knows is
Mary Jane--not LENS first name but
his wife's we mean--had ridicklus ex-
perience on Thursday of last week
which she will probably remember the
longest day she lives and will recall
with horror every time she thinks about
same.
Last Saturday week ago while Mrs.
Brown had some bread in the OFT oven
and had opened the oven door and
stopped down to look to see if it had
begin to brown so she would know
whether it was done or not she was
took with a turrible jumpin toothake.
By Sunday Mary James face was all
swelled up awful and she wouldn't go
to church becuz she looked that ridick-
lus. Even Lem who has lived with
Mary Jane for 10 these 20 yrs. or more
said he wouldn't of knowd she was his
wife if he had of met her on the street
without knowing that she had the teeth
ache, her appearance was that changed
Well on Monday Mary Jane couldn't
stand it no longer so she spanked I'D
curridge and went to Doc Livermore
to have it pulled out. Doc he looked
at the tooth and discovered it was a big
nolar away back on the left hand side
Of the under jaw and he said he was
afeard to pull it being as he might
break Mary James jaw. Lem, who had
went with his wife to Docs office to
give her his moral support as you
might say, told Doc to go ahead and
yank it out and he would take the risk.
Doc said he'd try if they would agree
not to bring suit aginst him for NAL
pracktice if ne busted Mary James jaw,
but Lem wouldn't promise, being as he
thort he saw a chanst to make a few
dollers often Doc that way, so then Doc
refused to pull the tooth and told Lem
if he wanted his wife's tooth pulled
out to take her to the Co. seat, being
as it could ache til doomsday before
he'd pull it.
Well the tooth didn't git emmy better
so on Thursday Lem hitched up and
took Mary Jane to the Co. seat, where
they went to a dentist who looked at
the tooth and said he'd pull it per-
vided that Mary Jane would take laf-
I'm gas, whatever that is. Mary Jane
said she'd take ennything-she said
she'd even take pizen if she thort it
would stop that tooth achin her.
So the dentist he give her lafhn gas
and Lem said she acted crazier than
loon and LATED fit to bust. Lem said
Mary Jane LATED so hearty that she got
him to laffn too, yet he hadn't no idee
what she was latin at neither. Well,
while Mary Jane was in this coudishion
the dentist he yanked out the tooth and
bye and bye Mary Jane come to agin
and asked the dentist why he didn't 20
ahead and pull the tooth. When Mary
Jane found that he had did so she was
overjoyed and begin to laff agin.
As editor of the Bugle we regard
latin gas as turribie fine invenshion
and whoever thought it up has had a
long head on his shoulders. Whenever
we have old snag to be yanked out
we have made up our mind to take
lafhn gas and advise all others to do
the same.
The lafhn gas didn't wear off of
Mary Jane however until the follering
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
EDDYTORIAL

Sometimes when we take our pen
in hand to write eddytorial and
set down at our desk and think deep
for . subjeckt and reflecl1t on the
isureness of debts and the INSURE
ness of them as ort to pay their
debts-wflen we think how we have
labered and struggled to make the
Bugle sucksess and exc paltry
existense outen it besides-when we
think of havin to live from hand to
mouth as you might say while other
deadbeet subscribers who owes any
where from $40 to $15 dolls. have all
they want to eat and wear and are
respeckted by their nabers and go
to church and git down on their
knees and pray and PEERLESS religion
and sanktihcashion-when we think
iof the mise things we have wrote in
the Boogle about babies which have
been horned into the world in Bing-
vile perdickting that they would
live to become useful citizens and
citizenesses of this community
whereas they have growed to wo-
manhood and manhood as the case
may be and become subscribers to
the Boogle which told how much
they weighed when they come into
the world and then when we askt
these same ones to pay up their
back Subscriptions they have Jest
as good as told us that we could
whissel for our n1oney-when we
think of the Mise bootiful things we
have went and said in our obituary
eollum about them as have passed
on only to have their heirs refuse
to pay US what they owed us on
subseripshion-when We think OF
Ihow we have been swind1ed time
and agin by taking in exchange for
subscriptions scrawny chickens, rot
ten wood, froze potaters, dog with
fJeas oncet-when we think of the
collum after collun which we have
give to free advertising the Ladies
Aid sochiables in the Bingville
church only to have EN- 60 and git
their advg job work printed at the
IHardscrabble office-when we think
of the brains we have wasted in
writing deep and brillyunt eddytori-
ais week after week and year
after year in the Bugle which half
of our readers never did under
stand and never will understand be
ling as they are so dognashion ignor-
unit that literary cheevements SIGH
as appear in the Boogle ever week
are lost on them as you might say
when we think that we ain't. not
only a collum of advertisements on
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Sad ROOmer

It is roomered that the Standard Oil
company which sells Hen Weathersby.
his kerosene is a going to raise the
price of oil agin 1t raised the price
only a few weeks ago. This roomer
has caused the indignashion of all of
Hens customers and they say if the
price of kerosene goes up sgin they'll
burn candles and if the Standard Oil
co. has to go outen bizness they don't
care. We calkilate when the Standard
Oil Co. hears this it will bring EN- to
time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Country Correspondence
FOXS RIDGE


Everything is quite on the Ridge
except Mrs. Slocumb's new baby--it
hollers and squalls something awful.
Old man Witherspoon is down with
rheumatic agin. Last time it was in
his right knee and this time its in his
back He wonders where in tllundera-
ton it will go next.
Lige Peterson has a COW for sale.
She is dry. That's why Lige wants to
sell her. Who wants a dry cow9
There has been right smart of cold
weather in our midst
Melancthon West says heel buy a pr.
of oxes if he can find a pr. to suit.
Lank probably wont find a pr. to suit
being as he is very hard to suit.
These are all the news we can think
of at the present writing.
JIM DANDY.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Dresses Is a Going
To Be Wore Shorter

this yr. and they are going to
hang down the same length all
round instid Of hanging down
longer in front and shorter in
the back as heretofore. What
woman wants a skirt all hiked
up in the back? Every woman
wants a new dress and she ort to
have it. She would have it too
if her husbing wasn't so
stingy. I have some elegant
bright green and elecktric blue
cloth which will make your mouth
waiter,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Eph Very Busy

Eph Higgins, Our accommodating P.
N. reports a heavy business in the
P. o. last week. Eph says he sold and
cancelled during the week SO 2-cent
stamps which is the heaviest weeks
business he has ever did. The reason
for this was that the tax collector sent
out summonses to them as haven't yer
paid their back taxes. Eph says the
more people who don't pay taxes the
letter it Is for him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14

day. Lem said that all the way home
she LATED and lated at nothink until
he got plum disguised with her and
was almost ashamed to drive into Bing-
vile, being as she KEEP hollering and
laffng until folks come to the doors
and put up the winders to see who
was latin and at what Mary Jane
says she don't know when she's en-
joyed herself so much as while that
lafin gas was working on her.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
AreY on
in Style

Styles is one of the things on
which winmen depends for the
admiration of the male sex
of men. Winnmen owes it to
theirselfs to be stylish. have
Jest returned from the Co. seat
where I have been
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
Studying the Styles
for What's Left of
This Year

and next yr. also. Among other
things have learnt how to make
HOBBLE SKIRTS, and if emmy
woman in Bingville wants one.
I'll make it for her. | also have
learnt how to make
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
HARUn SKIRTS

but I think they're skanda1us.
However if emmy woman in Bing-
vile wants one I'll make it for
her.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-04-20
Hanse News.

School was closed in district 163 ON
Friday and Monday, as services were
held in the Frank church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elite of Eden spent
Wednesday at the Math Jandl home
George opitz spent Monday in Web
ster.
Church services were held in the
Saron Lutheran church, Thursday.
Huber Weyer went to Webster
Saturday. returning Sunday with Mrs.
Weyer and daughter, who have been in
the hospital there.
Sigvald Monte spent Tuesday at the
M. w. Lawrence home.
Mrs. Chas. Miller and son returned
from Sisseton Friday where they have
been in the hospital.
Miss Helga Saga visited her sister,
Mrs. Sigvart Moen last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. w. Lawrence Sun
dayed at the Chas. Miller home.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-04-20
GOOD NEWS
Many Webster Readers Have
Heard it and Profited Thereby.

GOOD news travels fast" and the
thousands of bad back sufferers in
Webster are glad to learn that prompt
relief is within their reach. Many a
lame, weak and aching back is bad no
more. thanks to Doan's Kidney Pills.
Our citizens are telling the good news
of their experience with the Old
Quaker Remedy. Here is an example
worth reading:
Mrs. Fred Hips, of Webster, S. D.,
says: had terrible pains in my back,
caused by disordered kidneys and some
mornings my condition was so poor
that | could not straighten. About six
weeks ago was persuaded to try
Doan's Kidney Pills, procured from the
Irwin Pharmacy and they proved to be
just what needed. Ny kidneys were
strengthened and | was rid of the
the pains in my back SO that was able
to get around with ease. i consider
Doan's Kidney Pills worthy of my
most hearty endorsement.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's-and
take no other.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-04-20
AMERICAN SOLDIERS
MAY CROSS BORDER
President Taft Will Act il the
Necessity Arises.

Washington, April 1S.-President
Taft replied to a message from Gov
ernor Richard E. Sloan of Arizona.
asking protection for citizens of Doug
las from the fire of federals and insur-
rectos, that he was loath to endanger
Americans in Mexico by taking so
radical a step as sending American
troops across the border to prevent
further fighting.
The president, in his telegram to
the governor, stated that the situation
might justify him in ordering troops
to cross the border and attempt to
stop the fighting or to open fire upon
both contestants from the American
side.
Mr.. Taft hesitated to take such a
step, however, because of the possibil-
ity of resistance and greater blood
shed and the danger of having his mo-
tives misconstrued and misrepresented
and arousing Mexicans against many
thousands of Americans now in Mex.
leo and jeopardizing their lives and
property.
In view of the conditions, therefore,
the president felt that he could not
order the troops at Douglas to cross
the border, but he again emphasized
the advisability of the people of Doug
las avoiding exposing themselves to
flying bullets.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-04-20
To President Taft

The following tribute to the presi-
dent was received at the White House
a few days ago.
An auld Canuck o. Scottish birth and
name,
Devoid alike o. fortune an o. fame,
WI three score years o. worldly joys
an pangs,
Wad like to bless We, sir, afore he
gangs.
Fain wad | speak O. yir noble gifts,
The sympathetic heart, the brain that
lifts,
The wide purview that grasps the
Christian plan
Glory to Colon earth good will to
Yir regal mind wad LIGHT the burthen'd
puir;
Wad peace proclaim at every human
door;
An, last and best, uphauld the moral
Inc DOCK BOOKS the keystone
them a.,
The arbitration scheme that We purpose
Will bind in concord many erstwhile
foes,
And many in this worl o. strife an
craft
Will yet arise and laud the name o.
Taft.
Heaven bless we, sir, wi a its choicest
store,
That a. yir kingly gifts may shine the
more,
And when at length yir journey here is
done
Yrs be it then to win the eternal
Groom.
AN Admiring Canadian.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-04-20
REGULARS LOSE
ON A TEST VOTE
Showing Of Hands in Senate on
Popular Election.

Washington, April 1S.-There was a
showing of hands in the senate on the
question of the popular election of
senators. 1t came upon the question
of reference to a committee of the
senate of the resolution coming over
from the house. which proposes con-
stitutional amendment providing for
the election of senators by popular
vote. The vice president referred the
resolution to the committee on priv
lleges and elections. This was regard
ed by many as slap at the judiciary
committee. which handled a similar
resolution in the last session.
Later Senator Culberson moved to
reconsider the action by which the
resolution was referred to the commit
tee on privileges and elections. The
motion to reconsider prevailed, the
Democrats and the twelve progress
sive Republicans voting together for
Senator Culherson's motion and the
regular Republicans voting in oppo-
sition.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1911-04-20
TWENTY-FIVE DIE
IN TORNAD0ES
Immense Damage Is Done In
the Southwest.
FOUR STATES ARE COVERED
Storms Sweep over Portions Of Mis-
souri, Oklahoma, Kansas and
Arkansas.

Kansas City, April 14.-Tornadoes
which swept parts of Missouri, Oklaho-
ma, Kansas and Arkansas are known
to have killed twenty-five persons, in
jured more than 100, made more than
500 homeless, and to have done thou
sands of dollars worth Of damage to
property.
According to dispatches there were
several storms. The first tornado was
reported at Eskridge, Kan, twenty-five
miles south of Topeka. Here many
houses were destroyed and much dam
age done to crops.
The storm which swept Eskridge
struck Powhatan and Netawaka, Kan,
nearby towns, then swept off to the
northwest, striking Whiting, Kan,
north of Topeka, where sixty houses
were demolished. Continuing to the
northwest Hiawatha and Manville,
Kan, were struck, and here three per.
sons were killed and much property
damage done.
Later tornado struck Lawrence,
Kan, killing two persons, injuring
twelve, and doing damage estimated at
$175,000. This storm swept the town
from the southwest to the northeast
and after passing over the Kansas
river continued toward Leavenworth.
Tornado Hits Oklahoma.
An hour after the first tornado
struck Eskridge a tornado swept
through Oklahoma, parts of Arkansas
and Southwest Missouri. Big Heart,
Okla, having a population of about
1000 persons, was the first town struck,
Here the storm came suddenly, tear.
ing down houses above the heads of
the people. Many rushed into the
streets, only to be knocked down by
flying debris and others to their death.
1t was an hour after the storm before
the first word Of it reached Pawhuska.
A relief train was sent to the scene
Immediately.
At Big Heart 400 persons are home
less and the work of rescuing the dead
and injured from the wreckage was
carried on by the light of lanterns.
Striking Meeker, Checotah and an
Indian village near Big Heart this
storm swept northwest, passing over
Joplin, Mo-. and other sections OF the
mining district. Throughout the en-
tire territory covered by the tornadoes
great damage was done to crops and
it is propable that the total loss
caused will not be known for several
days.