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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

When millions of people use for
years medicine il proves its merit:
People who know CASCARETS'
value buy over a million boxes q
month. It's the biggest seller be-
cause it Is the best bowel and liver
medicine ever made. No matter
what you're using, Just thy CAS-
CARETS onoe-you'll See. u7
CAScARETS loe. q box for q weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
p tho world. MLlIon boxes . month.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

He-The great trouble with Cab
oleigh is he talks too much.
She-That's strange. When he's
oeen with me he's scarcely said a
word
He-oh. he's too much of a gentle.
man to interrupt.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
TRAIN HITS AUTO; ONE KILLED
Limited Mail Shakes Up Entire Georgia
Family.

Atlanta, ''a.-A four-mouths-oId baby
was Instantly killed and another small
child probably fatally injured at Col.
lege Park. a suburb, when train No. 81
ON the Atlanta & West Point railroad
the through passenger train from New
Orleans, collided with an automobile
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Diner-who Is that singing so dread.
fully out OF time
Restaurant Proprietor-lt is my
wife.
Diner-Perhaps the accompanist
plays out OF tune.
r. P-She is accompanying herself,
London Opinion
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Cashier-I'm sorry. madam. but I
can't honor this check. Your hus-
bands account is overdrawn.
Lady-Huh! thought there was
something wrong when he wrote this
check without waiting for me to get
hysterfcal.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
Close Guess.

schmidt-ve got a new baby py
our house yesterday.
Schmaltz-vas ISIS: poy or girl,
Schmidt vond dell you. You hes
got to CESS IT,
Schmaltz-Iss Id a girl,
Schmidt-You cho-oo-st missed IT.
Youngstown Telegram.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Let your spiritual life be formed nv
your duties and by the actions which
are called forth by circumstances. Do
not take over-much thought for the
morrow. Be altogether at rest in low.
ing. holy confidence.--Francis de
Sales.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

ED GEERS. The grand old man," he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. lie says: II have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for u
years, always with best success. II is the
only remedy | know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta.
ble having the disease" Soc and 81 bot
tie. All druggists. or manufacturers Spohn
Medical CO.. Chemists, Goshen. Ind.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Joshua had made the sun stand
still
Fine. but We bet you cant make
Willie Jones do It," we cried.
Herewith he acknowledged his linn
itations.-Iiarper's Bazaar.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
Common lahnrs

Humble services are not inconsis,
ent with seif-respect. To call another
humble is to praise him. Common la.
bors are holy II they are well dome
Rev. Station, Presbyterian, Coeu,
D'Alene, Idaho.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

pin scratch may cause blood poison.
=, rusty nail cut is very apt to do no.
Haml,ns Wizard Oil used at once draws
impossible. '''''n
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

is there a good parting scene In
that play"
NO. the hero's bald"

Constipation causes and sesravates many
serious diseases. II - thoroughly cured hy
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor.
ite family laxative
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

pisss< ssyvkssNa-
Gas>a Akiils nlsu
hset. eisaa. srnanss
Asos.vesssat.s
anes All ssassa
Aass 81 nsssi .e.nasl
optn = d. sver. vii
- ~ sslaiars suy-
Mag ossfpalpe1 Il.
tsstlvs- Ofsil6 saIsrr
- ssat prspaA2r1os
lAnoLD e0aRns
~ bskah Ave-
moo41yn, New Y ~
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Home Training.
Mother-Robert. come here TO me
Instantly
Robert-Aw. shut up,
Robert. how dare you talk
to me like that! Say: Mamma. be
quiet"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
First Set Own House In Order

F"" OCT 0Wh Fouse IN Oroer.
How unconscious we all are OF our
own faults and failings, As we see
others. SO others see ours. II is our
own faults We have to correct first
before We tell others where to get OF.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Natures laxative. Garfield Tea. over
comes constipation and is ideally suited to
tone up the system in the Spring
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

one Of the loudest of the many
strange cries which an the air today
is the cry for universal Independence
Mrs. II r. Haweis
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
Prove What Swsmp-Root VIII Do For You

froVe What SWtmp-koot VIII DO TOT Iou
Send to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co, Bingham
ton, y. V, for q sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
q booklet Of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and one-dollar.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

1t is not necessarily true that the
worst is yet to come.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Who so negiects learning In his
youth, loses the past and is dead for
the future.-Euripides.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
HousehoId Ren. J
Taken In the sprIno 8.

Ralph Rust. Willis ",
Hoods Sarsapariila h. Mich, ~
nold remedy in our hon. oeen a ~,
can remember. I bavs as lons -
spring for several wear. taken il 4 !.
equal for cleansing AZ 1t Ia.
polling the humors ,bs, e blood asl !
ing the winter. Re;u .a. aecunala,, Z
posed to bad weatber a tanner All J
r rar;lIs ,vi and often take lien Hen a,
Tb spod : Ss =, is Pecpl;,,
n Ta. : no Just as good 'Ss'af to II
ret u today in usual L.,
ehoeolated tablets called ss ap.,a IN ,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
If . ss': .ss. I ~. Thsmpssn's Eye Water


Most women would be very uninter.
esting II they couldn't talk.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

It's a waste OF the other fellows
time when you talk foolish.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

No man ever offended his own CO..
science, but first or last Il was
avenged upon him.-Southey.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

He who gives pleasure meets with
II; kindness is the bond OF friendship
and the book Of love-Basile.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

:. To enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea.
I cures constipation and regulates the
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

j. positively guaranteed to cure all troubles
hcseula. Ieiter. plmples. thaps Skln Hotehes
Bruises and many uthsrs. &c IN stamp- Tor bottle ~
mall JOHN :. ROLAND CO, Memphis Tennessee
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Here's a hand to the boy who has
courage 10 do what he knows to be
right.-Eben e. Rexford.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

'arheld Tea. invaluable in the treat.
nent OF liver and kidney diseases:
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

mrs. winsows Soothing Syrup for Children
.eetning' softens the gums. reduces inflammn.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Some women are like some old hens
-set in their ways.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

10 keep the blood pure and the skin
ciear' drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Your Druggist VIII Tell Ysv
Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes
Strengthens Weak Eyes Doesn't smsrt
Soothes Eye Pain. Try IL in Baby's
Eyes for Scaiy Eyelids and Granula ton
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
TO DRIVE oyI ssA}1,,4EIA 49,.

hill TONIC You know What you arr takins
ss rorTs,. Y. plainly printed on eyeu eosils
less form The Quinins DIVES out the uaiaril
.ad the iron bailds up the system Sold by ii
dealers for % jean Price . esnts. -
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

There is nothing 10 easy but that II
becomes difiicult when you do IT with
observation-disclosures.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Our greatest glory consists NOT =,
never falling. but in rising every time
We fall.-Goldsnith.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Difficulties nerve the spirit of a man
they make our prime objects a ref
uge as well as a passion.-Keats
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

A womans mind enables her to
reach conclusion without starting
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

What We Are Coming To.
Jack Il thought your landlord
didn't allow children.
Henry-'Sh. We call It Ffdo.-Har.
per's Bazaar.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27
AFTER
I YEARS J
SUFFERING
! Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound

Wauriks, Okla.-"I had female trou-
bles for seven years, was all run down,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

a lark
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

Casey-Phwat kind av a horse Is 4
cob?
Mulligan-It's wan thot's been
raised intoirly on corn. We ignoramus
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

To be conscious that you are ignor.
ant is great step to knowledge
Benjamin Disraen.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-04-27

The ship in which many fond hopes
go down is courtship.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17

one fnMa 70 tho camp grounds. ana a shor.
lung n lends TO the nurses homo, right
blaois h oma of the Wilderness. as Miss
s :s,, After n rest in tho parior. WAS VAS
S;u rstsa through the camp BY Miss
Ss rneri the assistant nurse. "a most
r m,anS interesting things about the
ouh md the work OF IT'S supporters
tnik,nh ,rom t%nsa, and while she was
, i,,,.J' Ana now abideth faith. lIopo.
oii'r,ttS. These three. but the greatest
81 c, these Is charity. And risht there
Potters and promoters. both with my
,t,nnst nha 10 with my, purse. to the very
s nsinSo1s or my ability. for IL is your
No y. TSP support the tuberculosis camp,
r. S ' ,i!s, work is a necessity. and II is
tS Sn s tha protection and my protection
I ns;s is SO much dreaded rs tubcrcu-
.oSis. II Is no respectcr OF person nor
E ii ihnn ,, prestige: It attacks both the
hh,Sh ana the low. No doubt many who
.nre thought on the subject will saw
,t' II rs he duty of our City Fathers
ios, ss. ca and maintain tubercu!
u 1y; put. my dear reader. until our
Meherabie and hoary City Fathers
s MmNS W and tub their eyes tthey do
sigh Il contract to put concrete pave
inent around some square or stubble
tban: III the West End and find it is
theup' iust the same. as they found ii
.HelT duty to maintain q smallpox hos
ptai; which hostile disease has been
nearly wiped out, because mans intel
t ,,sce snid that II must be wiped out
,.lat Gnuea the matter. and 1t was ac-
Win tuberculosis. and Il will be done
III tiine. But what's the use arguin,,
noout the duty of some one else? ii
rs Tor YOU and INC to SEQ our duty and
70 II. Then there is another side TO
ne question apart from our duty In
~ now soon we ourselves will have
70 phrtnkc of the hospitality of the
camp and wouldn't we feel mean if
We hhdn I given one cent towards Its
maintenance? And remember that IL
Is not written In the law books of the
should nave TO 80 there Many have
improved TO q remarkable degree and
now have fn!r chance OF recovery
ana unless a person makes up his MIND
10 DE when he, does go there. there
isn any reason why he should not
get wcll; IT'S worth while living just
again. lie just lives right out In the
pine pine woods day and night and breathes
mat fragrant pine-laden air all tho
.tnc. Why it's just glorious Pay
inc camp a visit and get Interested Il,
II. II you are sick you will certainly
get we'll it's worth while living Just
TO smell the pines, and you know you
cannot tell whether there will be any
pines on the other sIde OF the river
10 smell. so II is only sensible to STAY
on this side Just as long as you can.
and enjoy tho blessings that you have.
ma whilo you and l arc waiting to
pass over, let us help to lessen the
humber that Will go BY the road Of the
great white plague. L. ES
Richmond.
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the Court win do with those who VIC.
STiI.L .AFrl:n Go,,I.,,ny.

samuel Gompers aud his associates
OF the American Federation OF Labor
are not yet out OF the woods, the
supreme Court OF the District or Co
lnmbia, by which they were ndiudged
In contempt having upon its own ini-
alive. and under the permission of tho
supreme Court OF the United states
Instituted proceedings against them
for alleged contempt. When he was
told about ii yesterday. MIR. Gompers
Is said TO have remarked: Justice
wright can 20 as far as he likes. lie
VIII hnd we are not running away
not even from him. That was not n
very nice thing for MIR. Gompers to
nave said, If he really said IT, lie
makes the mistake OF thinking. prob
ably tina, under the decision OF the
supreme Court the District Court will
not dare TO make II very interesting
fnr him. There has been talk OF n
grand parade OF thirty-!ivc thousand
Federation men in the District 10 celc-
hratc the victory in the supreme Court: .
but chat would be an unsccmly dc
monstration, against which MIR Comp
ers should advise his followers
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17

should be conferred upon the President
TO prohibit intercourse across the Dor.
der and to enforce martial law when
necessary
Each OF these propositions will be
indorsed by wise and patriotic men
Surely no citizen of this country should
be allowed to take UP arms against a
nation with which We arc at peace
Great Britain, France and other coun-
tries already have laws upon\thls sub
tect The United States should not las
behind.
The Mexican instruction has Its les
sons for US. Our laws should be re-
viscd In accordance with the sugges-
lions of Mr.. Foster who knows where
Of he speaks.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17
SAME OLD STORY ABOUT sHru
iIHlH.f SIrRSinTES Ii.

Former Governor Fort of New Jer-
with party of friends and has writ
ten to some OF the home folks at East
Orange announcing his conversion to
a. belief In the need OF a ship subsidy.
Aftcr sailing about eight thousand
miles and putting into all the ports of
six or seven nations. he had not seen
single ship carrying our nag in any
port lie found Great Britain and Ger
many everywhere. and also observed
that the flags of France, Japan, Italy
and Austria were TO be frequently
seen. N.Y." he eNcialms. but IL is
humilinttng to a citizen OF the creates
Republic in the world to contemplate
this
OF course. II looks bad. but IL Cover
nor Fort had examined the matter
closely he would have found doubtless
that the freight the German. French
and other ships carried was largely
made up Of American products and
carried much more cheaply than 1t
could he carried by ships sailing under
the american flag. There is Il senti-
incnt poctical rather than practical.
in the sight OF the Nag IN foreign ports.
Of course. and a sentiment that should
he respected but not TO the extent. We
| should say. or taxing all the people
Of the United States for the benefit or
handful or ship builders
So long as We can get our stun 10
market. and so long az the cost Of
carrinse is reasonable. II does not mai :
Ter, as practical question, whether
II is shipped in vessels sailing under
foreign flags or in ships carrying the
american ensign. There has been an
enormous growth OF tile foreign com
merce OF the United States in recent
Years; IL is larger now than IL has
ever been. and the producers of This
country have never suffered from 81
rack OF ships To carry what they make
and sell TO the markets in othe, com
tries This is one view Of Tho ca So
nat Is worth thinking about before we
embark upon another brood OF Inf,,4
industries in the name of natrjo,isp,
BUSINESS is business. and the way ;s
already open for all the busjnas. q. :.
can DO with the other countries ,r ~
world II
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lMrEMrI:cT Nl:l,rl.allrN 800

John w.l'osisr former Secretary Of
S'a'e and aInaster Of diplomacy, late
IS delivered an address TO the Peace
congress in which lie emphasized the
necessity Of a revision OF the neutrality
laws OF tho United states fTis long
ana intimate experience in diplomatic
aHairs and his careful study of inter
na'ional questions give great weight
" aiI lhst he SAYS!
En- SECRETARY Eoster Is OF opinion
.'h"i some restriction should he placed
up"n the traffic in arms and munitions
Of var across the border line in iimes
"i lnsGrrection; thu, i, should be made
uhla%Ju for Americans 70 enter The
military service OF any power az
war with nation with which VIC
arc al peace, and that greater power
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17

/ Into connIct with the interests OF the
! general body OF their constituents;
and even paid attorneys" acting fol
their clients In tho lobby should not
be accepted too seriously in what they
. say for the interests they represent.
y good deal OF "corrobora tive detail''
should he required to sustain the
views they express as to this. that or
the other policy under consideration,
or this, that or the other statute
that should be enacted. Judges. az
u rule, are very careful about their
own conduct and regard With wide
open cycts. naturally. the motives of
the lawyers who appear before them
in advocacy Of issues awaiting judi
full as the Judges there would be fewer
miscarrlagcs OF Justice. No man can
serve two masters. and particularly
Is this SO with those who have been
sent to legislatures or to Congress
to represent the people and not to
care for the concerns OF those who
are generally trying to beat" the
people.
Tho Courant knows all this as we'll
as VIC, and II knows, furthermore.
that 1t is simply pottcring with the
subject OF paid attorneys when II
makes a special plea for them with
the idea chat anybody would take It's
observations seriously. In some parts
of the country II has been proposed
that men who carry concealed doadly
weapons shall be required TO take out
a license for the purpose: it would be
a good thing If all paid attorneys"
who are engaged in lobbying should
be compelled to do tile same thing
and should be required TO wear
button III the lapel of the coat adj
their occupation. 8i
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17
rIlE sourll.s GAIN.

Il is shown By the new national
Apportionment Sill that the South is
holding its own in the matter of IN
crcasing population. II makes Il bet
Ter, showing than either New England
or the Middle Nest.
Tie old ratio OF representation was
zone member OF the House of Reprcsen
tatives for every i94,lge population;
the new ratio Will be one member for
every 2ll,S77 Under the new appor-
Torment only Two New England States
VIII gain Massachusetts will get two
new members and Rhode Island one.
The South. counting In Oklahoma
sains ten new members: Oklahoma,
sots three new members, Texas and
Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana
and West Virginia each.
tcrty-two additional members win
nc added to the House. II the old
membership stood under the new an
portioimcnt, twelve States would lose
4 total of thirteen members Illinois
Kansas. Indiana. Ohio. Wisconsin, Ne
braska, Kentucky, North Carolina
Tennessee and Virginia would each
lose one member, while Missouri would
lose two
The Pacific states make the best
showing OF Increased population. ex-
cept New York and Pennsylvania.
which gain sis and FOUR members. re-
sneetively. Those two States have the
advantage Of being the FIRST stopping
places OF armies OF foreign imm-
grants H
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17
4 prnIacr OF rreacn. TIme.

TO the Editor OF The Times Dispatch:
Sir,--ln your issue OF May IL, in an
editorial under the head OF Pooling
With the Great Seal" you say: Eli
stead OF changing The Great Seal OF
Virginia the reforn,ers should try 70
change The character OF the people
of The State. its representations in pub
lie places, so they will measure up IT.
some degree to tile hncfcnts who made
Virginia honored throughout the world
for the. craftsmanship of its public
men and its great achievements in art
and scholarship:% Now, ] hold that
state needs no change thot they ara
the best people on this globe. THAI
we have men. amongst us now that
Will Measure MP with any that ever
lived In Virginia or elsewhere Cireai
occasions bring these men 10 the front
Without the Revolution we should not
have had Washington. Jefferson ana
Mason. The war for the independenHc
of the South brought forward Lee.
Jackson Stuart and others. Let Tho
occasion arise, md Virginia will not
sdlers, WHO Will measure up with tho
6nncicnts who made tho State honored
Throughout the world.
CONSTANT READER,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-17
FREsn EVERY Mony,>c.

IN reply To the question Of tbs "a
lumhus Enquirer Sun. ."W.Iu Rrva, 20
''rc?'a tue Houston Post answers. "oh
yes every night. but he is 7up hrigb,
gu" c"riF soon after the Pullman por
yer calls him in the morning. T,h., i;
really one Of the clevcrest ,hi,..y
i'a'iey mas said for q long llmc. ana
when subjected 10 careful ANALYSIS;
shows, among other thipg.. in the Grs,
pi"cc that Mr., Isryan docs retire,
'""' Is 10 say goes 10 bed and In the
second place. hat he is SO abundant
ana constant in his efforts 10 sprnod
himself all over he country that no
'reonehtiS goes 10 bed in a sleeping.
~ winch means, or course, that he
Is ever mindful Of the interests nj
me heoplc. and ever. ready AT night IN
SIRE them whenever lie is called IN
the morning. having clear conscience
F"id Of ohcnse except towards n few
OF his most sincere admirers whom
ne does not understand. and not under.
standing will not forgive. we have
no dPnb' nat h. sleeps. lie is fifteen
Nefrs Older mo-" than he was when 10
began his great crusade agains, tho
rstabii-hcd order. ana vet he is as
prigni and fresh - a daisy with every
Iiew day That comes good We should
az. for at least twenty wears more Of
strenuous pursuit.