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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
cATARRH is SURELY A DANGER
Gus DISEASE


Thousands of people allow catarrh
to slowly undermine the whole sys-
tenn until serious disease develops
sometimes consumption.
Poole who have catarrh ssould use
every effort to get rid of it, but should
above all adopt a sensible method.
Stomach dosing, sprays and douches
won't cure catarrh because it is a
germ disease, and the germs must be
destroyed be fore the disease can be
conquered.
HYOMEI is the one sensible sure
for catarrh because it reaches every
fold, crevice and nook in the mucuous
membrane and gets where the germs
are. You breathe HYOMEI and as it
passes over the Unframed membrane
its soothing influence heals the sore
ness and destroys the germ.
A complete HYOMEI outfit costs
$1.00. This consists of a bottle OF
HYOMEI and a hard rubber inhaler
Pour a few drops of HYOMEI into
the inhaler and breathe it a few min
utes each day, that's all you have to
do 1t is guaranteed by The Pos;
Office Drug Store and druggists every
where to cure catarrh, coughs, colds
and sore throat or money back. Elk
ira bottle of HYoMEI costs so cents.
Free trial sample on request, from
Booths Hyomei Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
SOME or. Nh. EplsoNs PREDlc-
TONS

Thomas A. Edison, in an interview
published in the February number OF
the Cosmopolitan magazine. predicts
the time is not far distant when in.
ventors viii have made possible the
following:
Cloth, buttons, thread, tissue-paper
and pasteboard will be fed into one
end of machine, and suits of cloth
ing, packed in boxes, will come out of
the other end.
Steel will replace wood for making
furniture. The cost of steel furniture
is only one-fifth that of wood and
steel furniture is very light because
so little steel is required. 1t can be
stained in perfect imitation of any
wood color.
Nickel will be used instead of paper
for books. A sheet of nickel one
twenty-thousands of an inch is cheap
err. together, and more flexible than
an ordinary sheet of book paper. 1t
also will absorb printers ink. A nick
ell book two inches thick would con-
tain 10000 pages. 1t would weigh
only a pound, and the cost of the
nickel pages would be $125.
Huge farming implements driven by
electricity will replace the present
agricultural tools. The future farmer
will be soil chemist, botanist, and
an economist. He will perform his
present manual work at seat be-
side push-button and some leavers.
The most interesting of Mr.. Edi-
sons predictions is that the old dream
of transmutation of metals is certain
to come true sooner or later, and a
way to manufacture gold will be dis
covered sooner or later causes Mr..
Edison to believe the present finan-
cial system of the world will be
changed. The time is coming, he
thinks, when nobody will accept gold
in payment for work, and no nation
vii Tissue gold as money, because any
one will be able to manufacture IT.
Miami Metropolis.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
FORCED TO LEAVE HOME

Every year large number OF poor
sufferers, whose lungs are sore ana
rasked with coughs, are urged 10 go
to another climate. But this Is Costly
and not always sure. There's a pet1er
way. Let Dr. Kings New discovery
cure you at home. IL cureu me % %
lung trouble" writes w K. Nelson Vi
Calamine, Ark, when all else Iaiie leu.
and | gained AZ pounds in weight. \ ,
surely the king of all cough ana iuns
cures" Thousands owe their lives
and health to it. It's posltlveiy guar
anteed for Coughs, Colds. LaGrlppe,
Asthma, Croup-All Throat ana Luns
Troubles. soc. and 81. Trial Dotue
free at Tydings & Co. III
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
LioHT's LOAD HEIGHTENED
Citra, Fla, Feb. 81. 1911

Citra, Fla, Feb 81, 1911.
10 the Editor Ocala Banner:
| | have read with great interest the
controversy in your paper started by
one L. s. Light. We have all learned
now what one individual thinks of
MIN, and are hoping now to see some
OF his questions answered about what
becomes of the taxes the tax payers
hand over. 1t is always bad day for
the county when the average citizen
fcrgets or neglects his duty to the
public, and leaves the spending of the
public money with any officer into
whose hands it may fall. just accord
ing to any within or fancy that may
please him.
| think L. S. Light is right, and 9TH
er tax payers besides him want to
know if five men can run Marion coun-
ty into 100000 of indebtedness, and
give no very definite account of such
Expenditure.
1t was I. H. Mast who first used the
"Tammany Tiger" when Tween ruled
and plundered New York City. This
cartoon, along with hundreds of 9TH
ers, were published at that time in
Harper's Weekly, and did more than
any other one thing to bring about
the dawnfall of Tweed Mast publish
ed one about himself more effective
than any. He stood on a pile of Har-
per's Weeklies, with pen in hand, and
had just written, Il Stand on My Rec
ordi"
was thinking what fine cartoon
our court house would make with the
men responsible for it's building 'on
top. Is there one of them who would
lsay, Il Stand on My Record?" Go in,
and in some of the rooms look at the
record. The plastering is falling off
where the rain runs in. Under the
windows the plastering has not yet
fallen off, but it is stained where the
water blows in, and l was told that
every room was wet during the last
| big storm.
| wish this man who is answering
Light so glibly would tell us whose
record this fine old house" is? Whose
record is it to sell the poor farm and
rent it back Cor the house, rather) at
| $50 per month? What business man
thinks for a moment that the United
States government will be Influenced
in building canal by the $3.50 taken
out of the tax payers money which
you handed over so readily to that
laxative woman at your last meeting.
Fine old records these transactions
are for business menI
Yours truly,
mo
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
State Of Ohio, City of Toledo,
,,noe C0,,nfu-c &C


Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. J..
Cheney & CO., doing business in the
city of Toledo, county and state, afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use of
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of Deem
Der, A. d., 1886.
(Seal.) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY e CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for Consti-
patton. M
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Heretofore the gopher has been re-
garded as an entirely harmless little
animal, whose sole mission in life
or death-was to form the principal
ingredient of that delightful and pal
ate-tickling delicacy, gopher gunbo.
However, we note that one fatality is
charged to his account, Marion coun-
ty youth having been suffocated by
sticking his head into gopher hole
while in quest of Bre'r Rabbit Lots
Of us get in hole at times. but it's
unusual to go in head first Lakeland
News.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
THE ATTITUDE or Ex-oFFIcE-
HOLDERS

If we may be permitted to lip in
upon a discussion which is not any OF
our business we will do so with that
retiring modesty of which we are such
a sweet and quiet example. 1t began
the discussion, not the modesty-
with few remarks by our venerated
Uncle Frank Harris of the Ocala Ban
Iner, regarding several and sundry
more or less eminent Florida states
men. who had neglected to jump into
the late senatorial primary and help
somebody out. He called names right
out in meeting, and arragined num-
Der of great men because they did not
Ipay job lot of old political debts on
the stump. Because they had been
helped into office by their friends,
they should have passed the good
work on. Uncle Frank put a good
deal of ginger into his remarks, and
we felt real proud of him when we
read his burning words.
The Pensacola Journal copies ap-
provingly what Uncle Frank said and
pours a little brine into the burrows
he plowed in upon guilty backs with
his editorial cat-o'-nine-tails. conclud-
ing thus: a political migrate is con-
temptible in the eyes of the people"
There are two sides to this sort of
thing. 1t would be dangerous, as well
as possibly impertinent, to dive too
deeply into the personal features of
the late senatorial campaign, but we
would be pleased to know who were
the men that were under such deep
obligations to Messrs. Blount and Bry-
an that silence meant rank ingrati-
tude. We are pretty sure that most
of the men whom these gentlemen
had aided on previous occasions
pitched in and plugged with all their
might for their respective preference
es, and we refer to Claude L'Engle for
confirmation
And there is yet another phase to
the condition suggested by Uncle
Frank that deserves consideration
1t has been handsomely illustrated
more often in Florida than you have
fingers and toes. When one set of
politicians have been elected by the
aid of their friends, and those friends
have later aspired and been success
full by the aid of their previously elect
led friends there has promptly and
vigorously arisen an uproar about po-
lltical rings, cliques, admiration socie-
ties, close corporations in office-hold-
ing, and such undesirable things as to
make the heads of everybody swim
and the popular gorge rise to an ex-
tent that you could notice it on the
sidewalks. Taking it altogether, fore
and aft. upright and downright, it
might be the fact that it is really our
duty to rejoice and be exceeding glad
that sundry and several of the politi-
cal noise makers elected to be silent
and let the struggle be fought to its
conclusion without adding to the din
and dust and perspiration
And merely as making full measure,
it may be suggested that gratitude has
been defined, especially in politics, as
a lively sense of favors to come"
which might be taken to disqualify it
from high place on the list of politi-
cal virtues, etc.-Tampa Times.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03
MARION COUNTY HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION
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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

If you have troubles in getting rid
of your cold you may know that you
are not treating it properly There
is no reason why a cold should hang
on for weeks and it will not II you
take Chamberlain Cough Remedy
For sale by all dealers. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Hemp is said to grow luxuriantly
in west Florida, but as hangings are
unpopular the industry might not
prove very profitable in the end
Pensacola Journal
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Mr.. John w. Sickel, Greensboro,
Pa. has three children, and like most
children they frequently take cold
I'VE have tried several kinds Of cough
medicine he says, but have never
found any yet that did them as much
good as Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy.s For sale by II dealers. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Ocala boy smothered to death down
a gopher hole A warning to west
Floridians.-S Augustine Record.
We are smart enough to catch EN-
over here without crawling down a
hole after them Pensacola Journal
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

The general service pension bill
will add s45,OOO,O0O to the pension
rolls, and the McCumber bill an addi-
tional SIS, 100000.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Rev. David NJ Ramsey, D. D., has
been elected president OF the Young
Ladies School at Greenyille, S. G.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Hon. Champ Clark has selected ex-
President Roosevelt for peace court
leader.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Velvet Bean Seed and Georgia
Grown Tom Watson Melon Seed for
sale by ". F. Bozeman, LeesDurg'
Fla. z-o-41
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

Chicago has eight candidates for
mayor.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-03-03

JNo. s. WYcKoFF.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
The Code of the City
BY JOHN COPLEY.

the aff clover woodbne
the old farm.
be
gin fzz
porch with sister,
You're believe that life living
abed till o'clock the breakfast
showed under the door you.
spend your
Saturday night will give
Free Bracer Monday morning.
You're waitress lunch
first name and she calls down. you're expected to tell
she's Country Rube
You're expected the bill ride,
stall the and the coal long
You're wily wife
church with remind time
that Then hustle the club
ante game
when when the turning in the
off, you're
place the bunch The City will that
Pker, anyway
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
Saves Two Lives.

Neither my sister nor myself
might be living today IL it had not
been for DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry" writes A. D. Mcdonald Of
Fayetteville, N. c., R. F. D. No. 8,
"for we both had frightful coughs
that no other remedy could help.
We were told my sister had con-
sumption. She was very weak and
had night sweats but your wonder
full medicine completely cured US
both. It's the best / ever used or
heard Of" For sore lungs, coughs,
colds, hemorrhage, lagrippe, asth-
ma, hay fever, Group, whooping
cough-all bronchial troubles
IT'S supreme. Trial bottle free. 500
and $1.00. Guaranteed by Ryner
Malstrom Drug Co., 93S Pacific
ave
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
eoe Q 100000 &c

Ethel Barrymore says her man.
ager forbids her to talk and so she
won't talk. Now, why will a
woman mind a manager about not
talking and not mind her hus-
band?
III the stalks and leaves of your
plants look weak, they need nj
trates.
Evidence tends 10 show that
Bill Taft not only didn't have his
ante in that Illinois Jackpot but
that his feet were really cold
Carnegie says he knows nOtii-
ing of any steel trust. But, how
comes that jam all over your ACE,
Andy?
Potash gives size and sweetness
to fruits and vegetables.
Experiments in Stockholm
schools indicate that children ex-
posed to the influence of electric
currents learn and grow faster
than others.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
SASSY CHILD PEST.

SASSY CHILD PEST.
These pests usually come from
a household where the mother is
too busy playing bridge to mind
the children. The sweet little
dears soon become tyrants and
keep the neighborhood in an up
roar. They want everything as
soon as they see 1t, and as your
own children want the same
thing and are entitled to 1t (be-
ing smarter and prettier in every
way) trouble usually results.
Many neighbors are not on speak
ing terms because of the children
and of course the other folks
children are always to blame. An
other similar pest is the child
who tells the neighborhood all
she hears at homo.
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Most
| Anything
Science Is Shelved.

ssThere are microbes in a kiss"
Says the scientific prof.
But the dainty summer miss
Laughs a hearty, care-free loft
In the evening by the sea,
Fearlessly that maid will
spoon;
Nary thought of risk has she,
For six years she's been I'm
mune.
Here's an example of Boston
baseball English. Sherwood
Magee is a great ball player with
his hands and feet, but he only
uses his head as a hook upor
which to hang his face.
But no one can be a bit fr
Boston II he doesn't know beans
Can a man moving in our best
circles be square?
Now why is ice so tight, l ask,
who'll give the answer, please
In winter time we have O jam and
when it's hot a squeeze.
The skeleton Of a mastodon has
been unearthed near. Montpelier,
Idaho.
Texas will beat Indiana's pro-
duction of onions - 1850, 200
bushels-this season.
The New York Press says:
Some men seem to think that TAX
ing home to their wives a maya
zine they bought to read on the
train makes 1t all up to them for
never giving them a cent.
That
Hits the Most Anything editor
where he lives.
George Potato has been arrest
ed at st. Louis for smiling at girls
on the street. Case of potato with
too many eyes7 Or too much
potato masher?
Letter writing began to be an
ART III lUo0 ID. ~. Due oiu hO'
reach it's prime until the Thaw-
Ballinger-S tokes-Archbald letters
appeared.
"Those Two Girls" was what
Hammerstein called their act.
There was a hush of expectancy
when their card was brought out.
In they came, simply dressed,
each wearing a long pink sash.
singing 1.-THE Travelling Man"
SAYS the New York Tribune
And
The New York Sun comes right
back with this:
"Such simplicity of dress will
excite the envy of Miss Gertrude
Hoffman,.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
FREDERICK TOWNSEND MARTIN advises:
The Victory of the Commons"

England government the telegraph
England, the government makes railroad rates me rail-
roads about them.
England taken the telephone
lines. =,
monopoly the express bus
parcels post
accepted, orthodox doctrines
interests the telegraph tele-
phone lnes-and make their rates
utilities would be socaistfc
owned by millions of small hold
TAXED.
This is accepted, orthodox doctrine
England, people onehalf Of the land In the
British Isles, 5000 people half the land -
LoydGeorge his
budget and half Now it taxed but lightly ,
England land is held the public as socaistlc
who derives profit from special legislation rear
Socialism" the tmld
whether off ownership or any
reform in the public interest
Fundamentally the struggle in ENGLAND identical with the
conflict between people
privilege Today the people ENGLAND have given
is the veto" bill has been &C
cepted the house of lords who been driven to
at the polls and by the threat
to the tory majority
il the bill isn't passed.
will make the house of commons practically
England The lords will retain their titles
al dignity but not much else
Americans call progressive The
the ultimate freedom of the masses from the
privileged reactionaries Things
a1en rapidly in old England from
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
Challenging the Champion

investing in ancient but not
modern in the world
From clad in the shining metal of money
The railroads the industrial monopoies the bankhese
his helmet, his shield and his lance.
He throws his gauntlet to all corners competosf All un-
horsed! commissions legislatures the
the 1ousting with
small pickering they
him. he lost his seat
or even o unbeaten champion
plain in the
fashion the Of democracy
shield of initiative and refer
flaming recall of judgeshow Sir Pier
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

Iui meSSrS. Car
penter and Nor
ton. But George
Bruce Cortelyou
goes on forever
as the only all
wooden bigger
than = the-presf-
dent sort. There
in the palatiaI
offices of the
New York gas
company Cortel-
you is jolly well
glad that he isn't
secretary now.
There's more of
"the fit h y
lucre" in being
president of a
gas trust any,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

for the assault
o f Petersburg,
including t h e
blowing up of
the mine which
for m o n t h 8
Burnside's men
had been plant
ing under one of
the confederate
redoubts. T h o
plan was ap-
proved and that
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

very afternoon Gen. Hancock and
Gen. Sheridan marched to take
their positions although the
"blow-off"-strictly literal-was
not to take place until the morn
ing of July 80.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
A Limerick.
398B1ES5ffHH

The best way to get into print
Is to do some sensational stint;
Get hailed into court
BY a "cove" that's a sport
It's a press-agent scheme worth O
mint.
Talk to Be Cheap.
They're planning penny tele-
phone calls in Chicago.
Now the busy 1Ong-haired
rhymster turns out verses by the
score; that's because there's
words a-plenty he can find d
rhyme with shore.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

way, and when man is just ex-
actly one year-to the day-of
so, it's time he began thinking
more about the money end and
less about cornering southern
delegates for the boss.
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Observations
0 % es Q &c Q o q

In sizing up woman from q
her picture, says a contemp- Z
tible old bachelor, put in a Z
mile of wrinkles, two pounds {
of pimples and a bale of {
false hair, and then remem- q
Der that the artist was {
working for money. q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
Dawn of the World Trust

happen happen-the world
naturally Pierpon
America, the world.
Judge Morgans right hand in the steel depart
called conference
sells be attended by all the important manuctu
making stable the market for their products
will
they march?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

Over at Oakland, Cal, they've
got an assessor convicted of TAX
ing $4,000 bribe from the
Spring Valley Water company.
But the 8. V. w. Co. isn't yet
convicted of anything. 'Twould
probably hurt some of that high
er-up business about the bay.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
, TODAY'S GOOD SHORT ONE

D "Mr. Editor, we are try
D ing to start a movement 10
D establish a home for dis
D abled poets"
D "Finel Hurry 1t up. There
D is whole bunch of poets N
D this town that l will disable
D as soon as you ere ready for
D them. Houston Post.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
LET US HAVE OUR OWN

The Portland Ore, Daily News on July 10, 1911,
started the movement asking the GOVERNMENT
TO MINE ALASKA COAL AND SELL THE PRO
DUCT TO THE PEOPLE.
Today the movement starts sweeping over
Washington. Why not9 Why should not all the
people who have been gouged by the 'divine right"
coal barons ask 1t?
Consumption of coal is increasing and the supply
Is decreasing fearful rate and the coal trust must
increase prices. Why let that Alaska coal lie In the
ground while the people whose coal this s are held
up7
Uncle Sam should mine that coal railroad it on
HIS railroads to LIS harbor at Controller Bay, put
1t HIS ships for delivery to the consumers and sell
1t at cost.
The people of Oregon headed by their governor
are demanding all this for ALL THE PEOPLE.
Washington will get in line.
FREDERICK TOWNSEND MARTIN advises: I'm n. marriage
followed. Correct Fred corre
takes Else don't give and she takes much more
with blind
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

Barnyard plumage is going to
be popular. the milliners say, for
hats. Pity the poor rooster with
an attractive rudder.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

Tremendously puzzling Los Angeles
whether Danielson is
three children, 8 ~ months five weeks
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

There will be $50, 900. 900 Of us
in the little old U. S. A. by 1850,
according to estimates. That's
why conservation talk hits US
where we live.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26
TODAY IN HISTORY

July &c, 1864, Gen. Burnside
reported to Gen. Meade his plan
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-07-26

ordinance providing that
until he has suffered amputa
Of monopoly for
old e there not hint in this for good Deacon
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