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The Washington times., 1911-09-12

bis subject, that it required but a
for him to distinguish between
eyes. lovely eyes, soulful eyes and
LfE eyes. And the little waitress had
EME eyes. Technically speaking, they
ere the best yet.
It was on Thursday, while he was
hippinx the last bean in the mustard,
that he said To her, "All my life have
been looking for eyes like yours.
rflere's a minister around the corner.
|FAat do you sey?''
8sAe said. Yes" and in fourteen
EnNtes they were one.
IN the second day of their honey
"on\ she seemed thoughtful, and he
I'd her what the matter was What
y Ehatter?" is how he put II.
kas wondering" she said thought
w whether, considering that you
b to- think SO much of my eyes, you
Id tell which one is glass"
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

I've got to eet brekfist in a hurry
this moarning, sed pop at brekfist
yestidday, bekaus I've got to go out
OF town on importint bizniss and the
ony trane 1 can take leaves at S.57.
So he ate his brekfst fast as eny-
thing, spilling part of his egg avn
the tabil kloth and awl, and then
he sed, And holy smoakes, I've got
to get these trowsirs pressed befoar
/ go, to. Thare a site, he sed, and
III han to stop around at the taylers
and have them dun while 1 waite.
Can 1 go with you and see him
do them, pop, sed.
Sertenly
Sure, II you think it will make
you a bettir and noblir man. sed
pop, so aftir brekfist we went GROUND
to the taylers so kwtck had to run
to keap up to pop. avn akkount of
my legs beeing mutch shoarter.
Kan you do them in minutes,
sed pop, meening the trowsirs, and
the tayler sed. Sure. speed is my
middle naim, and pop sed, Ware kan
1 take them awf, meening the trow-
sirs agen.
Rite heer, sed the taylor, thares
no ladys prezint, but pop sed, Tom
mie rot, I'm not going to give eny
imitashun of ballit gerl for people
passing In the streat to see.
Awl rite, sed the tayler. Ill opin
this doar and you can get behind 1t,
and he did and pop got behind the
door and I Good >heer him taking
them awf. Jest then a messinglr boy
calm in smoaking a cigeret, and pop
sed, Heer they are, and he throo them
ovir the door and they calm down
avn the messingir boys he'd and the
messinglr boy turned erround and
ran out agen to beet the band with
pops trowsirs.
Hay, sed the tayler, and 1 sed.
Hay, and pop looked erround the
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
Loretta's Looking Glass

you brandish your tin sword with
great show. You certainly will not
concedeIto Mrs. Blank the acumen of
having chosen a smarter man than
you did - ....-..
You call that display of toy weap-
ons an evidence Of your devotion to
your lawyer husband. IT IS NOT!
It is a great, big, spectacular display
of your own conceit YOU WILL
NOT ACKNOWLEDGE that your, hus-
band Is less brilliant than some
others husband-JUST BECAUSE HE
IS YOURS.
How dare I say that? Why! ]
should. dare anything that q woman's
rage ever has or could invent-and
some of them have achieved sinister
distinction as the tnventresses of
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
When Being in Debt Paws

Got a notice from the telephone
company this morning promising bet
ter service the first of the month" r
Must have paid up"
Nope; owe 'em for a year"
''Is that the system?"
Appears to be. Notice said was
one year in arrears for my phone,
and IL / didn't settle by the first of
the month I'd hear from it."-Judge.
The Washington times., 1911-09-12

x~H! wish I had a million!'
~ You only half mean it. Or
N you mean only half Of 1t!
Even a fourth might satisfy you.
But you WISH 1t just the same-the
whole great amount. What you
really want is enough money to get
away from the particular worry that
agitates you at the moment Of ut
terance. ...
And you make your husband mighty
miserable. Lots of good husbands
are changed into bad ones by this
WISHING habit OH you may say
you are only testing. You may flip
off the responsibility, as you would
a cinder from a dust-coat-if 1t would
flip. But cinders like these have the
sticking, habit. With all their hurt
ing little points. they adhere in the
mind of the husband. He does not
actually think that you really de-
, sire so much. But he DOES regard
the wish as a vocalization of your
discomfort with what he can givS
you.
Decorations, For HIS Wife
Women have a way of looking at
what some other woman has, and
wondering why the pretties are not
for them, too If Mrs. Blank has a
sealskin and her husband is a law
yer, you argue that your husband
is a. lawyer, and you ought to have
a sealsRin, also. You WISH for 1t.
And you express your surprise that
Mr.. Blank can manage to have such
decorations for HIS wife, while your
lawyer must needs scrape pretty
hard to get you a ready-made coat=
suit.
Maybe Mrs Blanks lawyer Is a
better one. He can earn more money
! mo, indeed" you cry. You viii
not acknowledge that! Your wife1y
loyalty jumps up in toy-arms: and
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
Our Dentist Says
Mental Suggestion

Up until today anybody that tried to
spring any mental suggestion talk on
me was firmly but politely requested to
fasten that he-cow on the exterior.
He's little guy, and he blew In irst
The Washington times., 1911-09-12

EAR:-This has been such busy day n
,- the morning l hemmed dozen towels, which
D : !;
I'm broiderng three dolies f is really wonderful
IR3INA SA how linens piing and won't surprise
fsNkSSI to know that actually have trunk ammed
lI| full of linen, and linen that will actually need
T. III and
II ~ No. dear, don't laugh al the runkfu,
is mans trunkful but womans, and
that that there about three of linen
that trunk You have admit that
only who really pack trunk says FULL
why, you know that nothing can be gotten into it.
II Wouldn't Seem the Same
Several of the girls the this afternoon
side OF asking all how feels
conversation would hardly OF
latest additions the linen line and them
to hem and emboder butwel wouldn't the
much allowed them take stitch told politely
for and each stitch makes
spirit in this long
Why already it and |
wonder how able stand the long but then when
Of that runkfu of nen of cooking
little things that have be before
q Is that keeps spirits
So Almost a Small Fortune
S276 and now il seems TO
be almost small fortune. One actually doesn't
she formerly her money until she has tried
Dearest boy letter of today such
realized hard you write one
that long But how short they
the message love- todas did, then shall be satisfied
lovingly st-# H
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
Another Menu; Or,
She Had Some Eyes

All his life beautiful eyes had been
his hobby, his delight, and his one
theme OF conversation.
And the little waitress at Blanagan's
bad aoME eyes. So+conversant was he
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
The Best Way

Miss Green-How do you manage to
keep a cook so long? Do you treat
her as one of the family?
Mrs. Brown-I should say not! We
treat her as guest.
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
Company Did Il

! Little Harry-rm hungry. I didn''
eat half enough dinner.
ElsieSwhat did you have?
HarryACompany.
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
MA ME TELLS BELLE
There's Nothing New In
The Astor>Force ChanerJ
PEOPLE ALWAYS GOSSIPED

WOULD on'y be a matter of minutes walk or
so, Belle, to find somebody that hasn't expressed
single opinion on the 1912 presidential situation
but walk until your soles smoke and bet you
won't run across human ben' old enough to talk
that hasn't had somepin' to say about the Astor-
Force engagement.
ATalkin' about people who in the nature O.
things would refuse talk US is one O. the time
honored and 'nalienable rights of civilized man.
kind, Belle, to say nothin' of womankind Ever
hear Of Cleopatra, Belle? No, she's no relation of
the Astors; she young brunette and did some
DARN, stunts long ago when the nssd 70 he
The Washington times., 1911-09-12
Sure Tackles From
Early Fall Practice
ENGLISH Joke FOR TODAY

ENGLISH JUkE FUK IUDAI
"Gertie is just back from the Isle Of
Wight. Been yachting. you know-with
him.
Hem, nice girl! Does she look wellr'
|. "oh, the usual Cowes complexion. -
The Pink 'Un.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
TIME For WIDER WORK.

decisive thing that the Citizens Committee can dohe
which will relieve the Board OF Health from the legislative
effects tgown public wrathis to take its from the te
the pursuit of which simply annoyS the people and Tx It
upon the great of mosquito productions
When the Legislature adjourned left the Board OF Health in
possession all asked for The Board bring
condemnation and proceed under the nuisance laws against the
breeding of the mosquito of million dollars
appropriated Under this head the Board with
delegated powers achieved little but has been spending
least $1,000 day crusade against bananas which, Dr. Blue
pointed arrival here might have been saved and prevented
from breeding the few mosquitoes they alleged TO yield by
the simple wash Two thousand dollars plus day have now
which might have filled the edges Of some OF
big swanps deeper where the mmoWs take OF the
and plenty OF against Instead chiefly
the instance Of the oveambou Dr. Currewho deserves lemon
instead gold wace money has been comparatively thrown
away With all the talk about killing the yellow fever mosquitoes with
light single private jungeke that instance the Ceg
horn aha been attacked has serious assault been made
o shaded swamp farming.
In fact the of banana campaigning for three days would
for enough uaked lime kill the larvae every breeding
farm mosquitoes within the limits of Honolulu Unacked lime
does the business far better than crude oil.
contrary expectations raised by last weeks program
future broad work. raid commercial bananas well lilies and
house cutters contemplated and this with all those swamp farms
still doing mosquito breeding business at the old stands and on the
largest scale
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
THE SERVICE UNIFORM.

1t has been officially announced that change be made
the color Of the uniforms the Considerable
brought to bear the War Department include some
changes but the General Staff refused recommend the ScCre
OF War The uniform question has been under serious consdera-
ton by military authorities several months and thorough have
been made determine the best color of uniform and
all military purposes
Tests made in the Philippines determine the relative alb
sOpOn Of solar heat by olive drab and khaki cloths The
report that the olive dab not good material for use in the tropics
time of peace and that the khaki fabric much cooler 1t
admitted by the medical officers however ysbt
OF the olive dab uniform might compensate campaign for their
increased absorption of heat
From sanitary point view says the report any change made
should be in the direction of lighter shade rather than darker
II any protection against chemical needed-wc by
PoVet should not be gained by using dark outer garments
Regarding these the quaenaSter general that the
mVby on the uniform Of first Importance and that the olive dra
fades from view much than the old style khaki further point
IN favor OF the olive dab the fact that the of the
der such as napsac and blanket roll, of the
do not make the same contrast as with khaki
As further advantage the Wooen material does
soil soon as khaki and requires less laundering The quatermastcr
general recommended that change be recommended
the uniform unless be the adoption gray expression of these
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
u-rIAWAY AND SUPPRESSION

Mr. rrr,vy has left the employ of the Ctizcus committee be
of entomology were needed and because publication OF the news
Of his Withdrawal from responsibility for them was not made But he
2t S, M % had no word of Mr. Fuaway change of base and
the was kept aarN the pave oSno % course speak for
other ai journals, but for the Star which would have
promptly published amy cq4'atom on the subject '" MI
~ prIi, interest in this affair will divide between the charge OF
ibt act a the wisdom of banana crusade The first subject
was brought The same day Letters to the c 9a letter. Of
November There papers here that are mnzzed Mr. N'ue
Editor s The other day short H So%@4iSodon T%s
ing to- Some incorporate expression Of opin-
ei On the contrary from the editor int
fb s Suthory Of the sanitation which certainly
rf sometime to 90 by and it will be remembered that despite
the writing activity Of the town expressing sentiment common
adverse comment practically unable collect letters OF
T w m the other feature Nobody knows better the editor
of the Star roundabout and mdous efforts made to choke on
free expression in this paper and how even the vita" [ | nre T
long possible strenuous eH0Ft was mace 10 @
the text Yokohama caegram about the Iongkong Maru case
from reaching the public Onemembe OF the committee VINO
knew the contents would say nothing Another member who had the
message charge home sick No else would say word O
be outside lnt pIesSIos Hr I1o, Federal cr(oogs Of their
inability find mosquito bananas to find yellow fever mos
qutoes anywherepechc evidence which the paid inspectors were
bringing in arul with the joyous with which they
had supplied the MoSmh with data OF mosquito inspection,
the every for whole fiscal year J TIL.
Me Swezcv and Fuawy both gentlemen, OF them in
us the privilege of sending anything to print without
let 90 no further and break with the entomoogsts
keep still when taken IN the name
of their science Of which they cannot personally or Poona ap
prove may be added that DR. Wilcox chief OF the United States
Agricultural Experiment Station who agreed with S"ezey and r"'
most unfortunate situation have been created that
the next legislature all because the has chosen
to antagone public sentiment ana en EnmG S oe
aged gacnxer the There will be no mzes on WnesSe.
required by which be the won't be called
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

The undersignec, having been duly
appointed administrators of the es.
tate of John Fernandez, deceased,
hereby gives notice to all creditors to
present their claims duly authenticat-
ed, and with proper vouches if any
exist, even if the same is secured by
mortgage upon real estate, to the
undersigned at the Office of her at.
torney, Frank Andrade, S44 Kaahu.
manu- street, Honolulu, within six
months from the date of the first pub.
aton of this notice said date be.
z the 10th day of October, 1911, or
e same will be forever barred.
FRANCESCA FERNANDEZ,
ministratrix of the Estate of John
Fernandez, Deceased, intestate.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
WALT MASON.

views resulted further West Point determine the relative
~ of the cadet gray and the olive drab uniforms 1t found
that with the light background OF early spring the cadet gray
visible than the olive dab but that with all other backgrounds the
olive drab less visible.
The uniform order will furnish the first official information
definite the uniform equipment be
officers The order is ndexed deals with
detail what proper dress all official social affairs
Vat and Lieutenant General Homer Lea haven't
rash about Dispatches say that they just leaving London. All
will be fired off long before they reach the danger
Perhaps the banana victims will feel like bringing their
their way rather than have imitation brought by
fusion and with view to heading off real COMPLIMENTS
The cost OF frequent appeals the people under the initiative
referendum and recall has already Wtg society aioo
The Star hopes that will worry alleged fever suspects
Their production is part Of the game
At least Mr. Fulaway say that he full
than the banana plants of larvae.
As yet nobody has told us why Dr. Gosas raises bananas
the Zone hospitals and schools
Sarah Benhads fance has the distinction Of being thar
her youngest grandson
mosquito crusade and banana crusade different
things.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22

It hasn't failed us for the past 'steen
years.
Yesterdays Star was greater but
later.
That watch which was presented 70
Dr. Currie yesterday should have been
accompanied by a banana charm.
o - o
The mother of the Emperor Of
China is reported to have eloped with
an actor. 1t was probably the moving
picture man who has been making
films of incidents of the revolution.
600
It's risky work being tarred and
feathered about Thanksgiving time.
One might be mistaken for a turkey
100
Prizefghter Bill Papke is said 20
have quit. It isn't the first time lie
has done so.
O o Q
The troops needed to garrison The
proposed Notifications should Jam
aica.
600
The Alexander Young Hotel man
agement tied the bull outside this
morning.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
LITTLE INTERVIEWS
l515959575 Observation-Disclosures

ED. TOWSE-Superintendent Star
rett can deliver the goods. heard
him offer a dealer 100 tons of corn
from Hawaii this morning
MARSTON CAMPBELL-The eX-
tension of the Kahului railroad from
Paia to the Haiku lands will be of i'm
mense benefit to homesteaders.
DIR. PRATT-Yes, the Board of
Health officials are kept busy nova
days. The mosquito inspectors are
all working on the special staff at
present.
G. G. GUILD--It seems impossible
to get c. r. Hemenway's handicap in
the Manoa Tennis Clubs coming
tournament correct The player in
question is in Glass B and his handi-
cap is minus half of fifteen.
DIR. HAND--The local mile runners
would make much better time if they
We're to train properly for the event.
This they have failed to do in the past
and that is why so few men in the
islands can beat five minutes today.
JOHN O'ROURKE-We shall have
good racing in HiIo on New Years
Day and will try and give visitors the
time of their lives. The Scotch foot
bali players are already getting in
shape to give the Honolulu team their
annual drubbing.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Judicial Circuit, Territory
of Hawaii. At Chambers. In Pro
bate.
In the Matter of the Estate of James
Crewes, deceased.
ON READING AND FILING the pc
tition of Mary A. Crewes, of the City
and County Of Honolulu, Territory o.
Hawaii, ExecutriX Of the VIII of
James Crewes, late of Honolulu atore-
aid, deceased, wherein she asks to
allowed the sum Of S3625 and
harges herself with the sum of
2,521.O9, and asks that the same may
3 examined and approved, and that
nal order may be made of distribu.
ton of the property remaining in her
hands to the persons entitled thereto
and discharging her from all further
and future responsibility and liability
under trust as such ExecutriX.
IT is ORDERED that Tuesday, The
Goth day Of December, 1911, at ten
o'clock a. m, before the Judge of said
Court, at the Court Room of said
Court at Honolulu aforesaid, be and
the same hereby is appointed as the
time and place for hearing said Deti-
ton and accounts, and that all per-
sons interested may then and there
appear and show cause, if any they
have. why the same should not be
granted, and may present evidence rs
to who are entitled to the said prop
erty.
Dated, November 16, 1911.
BY the Court:
(SeaD V. NJ HARRISON,
Clerk.
HOLMES, STANLEY & OLSON,
Attorneys for Petitioner.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
FOLLOWS NATURES PLAN.

Medicines that aid nature are al
ways most effectual. Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy acts on this plan, 1t
allays the cough, relieves the lungs,
opens the secretions and aids nature
in restoring the system to a healthy
condition. Thousands have testified
to its superior excellence. For sale
by all dealers. Benson, Smith & Co.,
agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22

"Under The Coconut Tree"
BY H. N. Ayres.

knock the recent tomfoolery of The
Board Of Health into the middle of
the week after next.
O . o
The military luna of the banana
slashing gang which devastated Sixth
avenue, Kaimuki, and the surround
ing district, is said to have com
planned that the Board of Health au-
thorities We're surprised and disap-
pointed at his work, in that he failed
to report having found any wrigglers
in the banana trees which came under
his notice
There was an interesting tale Of
the sale of whale in a recent Daily
Mail
. y o
1t is quite probable that the cpl
demic of hay fever about town is in
large measure due to the tons Of
decaying vegetation lying in the road
ways.
600
That Palama genius who put rat
guards on his sunflowers to keep the
rodents away would probably put sun
bonnets on his rat-traps.
o o o
The report is about due that either
the Chicago Cubs or White Sox may
come TO Hawaii for winter practice.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22

About the only place near town to
see a real banana these days is at
MOanalua
q o e
The giant lilies have been convicted
of being water-holders and mosquito
larvae breeders. There was a mag
nificent stand of these stately but
dangerous plants in the Dillingham;
yard
o . o
1t is now in order for the Board of
Health to order the cutting down of
every banyan tree in town, if for no
other reason than that there is a dan
gerous similarity between the first
syllable Of the name of this tree and
that Of the banana
O o .
The Board of Health may now be
expected to issue a rule that the re-
Gently devastated bananas can only
be replaced by other plants under the
supervision of the officers of the
board and members of the Citizens
Sanitation Committee.
O O O
The cases Of the royal and cOcoanut
palms will now be tried. It's a safe
bet that no move will be made toward
their destruction. They are not poor
peoples trees and their owners can
afford to raise a ruction which would
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22

The cost OF frequent appeals to the people under the
fercndum and recall has already mthigh tax socict
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
Uncle Walt
The Poet Philosopher

coughing mother, coughing till my neck out of joint and
bring the gooscgrease bosom anont have
coughed in ancient. lngo have coughed in mod
THE BAD tongues till my India rubber larynN seems to
COLD SEASON telescope lungs I've done ground and lofty
coughing, all the plain and fancy kinds, till my
coughing and shook down the window blinds have
conghcd have coughcd rnbng bass have
coughed coughing blew the Whiskc from face All the
dope you've brought mother simply fails hit the spot have
of tablets denon of quod rot; have drunk the tea
brcyci me- poucc throat and the doctor has
ng and the druggist has my goat Let change the
mother give goose gander grease my tortured arynx
and perhaps I'll die in peace.
Copyrgbt 1910 Uy GEO. 1arrew Adams WALT MASON.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
NEW RICE MILL.

The X. Yamamoto Rice Mill is the
largest as we'll as the finest in the is.
lands. All machinery is of the very
latest pattern. The famous TengJ
Rice is cleaned at this mill With the
large cleaning capacity they are able
to handle considerable outside partic-
ular work which they guarantee.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22

Governor Hawley of Idaho denounc-
ed Taft and Wickersham as having no
regard for justice or decency by
pardoning an embezzzling banker
named Robnett, who turned States
evidence.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-22
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
JUST A SUGGESTION.

Editor Star; After the Board of
Health get through carting away ba-
nanas they might then take away
dead horse which has been lying for
week not a hundred miles from Kinau
street. l..