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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
MEN WANTED
No Man Over As Need Apply

There's the sign that's getting to be
a common thing in America.
Corporations are retiring men at so.
They are not hiring any over 40.
4 balded man often looks 10 years
older than he is.
A man with gray hair always does.
It is important nowadays that a man
look as young as he is: it is vastly i'm
portant that a man having a family
dependent upon him should take care
of his hair.
II you have dandruff-get rid of it
by killing the germs.
II your hair is falling out-stop it.
If your hair is turning gray-don t
waste any time.
There is one sure remedy that will
cure these misfortunes and aid you to
remain young.
Partisan Sage. the great Hair Re.
storer is guaranteed to permanently
remove dandruff in two weeks or your
money back.
Partisan Sage stops falling hair-it
prevents the hair from turning gray
Partisan Sage is sold and rigidly
guaranteed by Leo II. Fihe and drug.
gists everywhere. Price so cents a
large bottle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
IN A RAILWAY SMASHUP.
The Proper Thing to Do II You Have
Time Enouoh

If you were passenger on rail-
road train that collided with another.
jumped the track. ran into an open
switch or fell victim to any Of the
other misfortunes that railroad trains
are heir to, what would you do or
what do you think you would do?
A writer in an engineering journal.
after describing from his personal OBJ
servation what most passengers do in
such times Of stress and perii-that is.
"stand up and howl'-gives what he
calls sound advice. which Is simply "to
drop upon the floor. preferably in the
aisle. or cling to the seat frame
That advice IS not only sound. but
simple. The trouble, however. is that
not one person in ten can tell with
any degree of certainty to what ex-
tent the same kind of mental demoral-
ization that causes the volunteer fire.
man to throw mirrors out of the win
dow and tenderly carry feather beds
downstairs would possess him in such
an emergency. The man who believes
with absolute conviction thai he
would remain calm. cool and collected
under all circumstances may be the
very man who would make a mental
aviation fight that would cause the rec
ords OF the champion aeronauts to pale
into Neutrality-suspicious. Times
Star
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
POCKET FLAG SAVED
AMERICA IN LISBON

New York. Jan. Ito three square
inches of bunting Henry T. Gage. the
United States Minister at Lisbon.
owes his life. At the time Of the Por-
tuguese revolution in Lisbon Mr., Gage
was held up by mob of insurrcction-
lists.
When he was asked who he was he
pulled out little stars and stripes and
waved it. This exhibition caused the
crowd to cheer and Mr.. Gage was per-
mi,ted to so on his way.
OF the revolution in Portugal tho
American Minister was willing to talk,
but when he was asked II he had re-
signed and had left his post ut Lisbon
for good he declined to discuss tho
matter and said he had come to New
York with his family for a rest and
would proceed to Washington within
a few days.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
Some Gossip Gathered From
The Gay American Metropolis

pantaloon arrangement hidden on the
inside
There are many new faces at the
telephone switchboards in New York
at present. This is by no means the
result of a strike or due to a whole
sale discharge of operators. but is
caused by the fact that more than
two hundred OF the prettiest girls
among the switchboard fairies started
the New Year by getting married.
given notice of the intention to quit
on the last of the year in ample time
to give the managers a chance to train
sufficient number of other girls to
take the places of their now married
predecessors.
Half of the police force of Red Bank.
on the Jersey side OF the river has
been suspended for intoxioation, AS
the entire force numbers only six men
the number of the suspended members
is not great, but the percentage is
enormous. Their downfall was due to
the i'll advised kindness of the citi-
zens. who. in their desire to give
Christmas cheer to the officers of the
law. supplied them a little too gener-
freshments, until the popular blue
coats succeumbed to these tokens of
their popularity.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
At Local TheQters
At the Murray

Copeland and Smith both premiers
on the American vaudeville stage and
who have been hcralded by expert
critics as two of the most clever hor-
izontal bar comedians in the country
are performing at the Murray this
week. Their repertoirs consists of apt
representations and numerous unpar-
alleled acrobatic stunts. Some time
ago the team issued a challenge TO all
corners throughout the world in a trial
OF skill and strength, which has re-
manned unaccepted up to this present
time. II is the most tense act seen in
Richmond in long time Copeland
and Smith are geniuses whose extern
sive experience in the greatest curcus
run in America stands in good stead
as vaudeville actors. Special scenery
and other property accessories are u.s.
ed in large quantities in presenting
this production.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
Palladium Specially

New York. Jan. 1.-THE recent dis
play of energy on the part of the au-
thorities in dealing with the numerous
and ramified fraternities of the Black
Hand has caused general satisfaction
and everywhere the hope is expressed
that this outburst of energy will not
subside until the whole Matchmaking
gang has been exterminated, root and
branch and it's members either deport-
ed or safely slowed away behind pris-
on bars. The courts seem to be will
ing to aid in the good work by giving
the blackmailers and kidnappers the
full limit of the law. A few of the
Italian criminals have already been
put away for long terms, which prac-
tically means the rest of their natural
lives, but there are scores. perhaps
hundreds more who are still at large
and boldly following their contempt
BILE business.
Hobble skirts. that most insane of
all vagaries of fashion, are bad enough
for walking purposes. but when it
comes to dancing or skating. they are
positively disastrous. Some ultra
fashionable young women actually
had the foolhardiness to attempt skat-
ing in hobble skirts on the pond in
Central park the other day. 1t was
not much of success so far as skat-
ing was concerned, but the mischiev-
Gus youngsters who were on the ice
in swarms. had no end of fun. 1t did
not take them long to size up the sit
uation. They knew the hobbled wo-
men were helpless and their escorts
had their hands full to keep them in
an upright position. Feeling them
selves perfectly safe, therefore, the
lightfooted youngsters skated rings
around the foolish victims of fool
ish fashion and added to their discom-
future by jeering them and trying to
upset them. The unhobbled specta-
tors did not seem to have much SYM
pathy with the victims and made no
attempt to interfere with the pranks
Of the youngsters.
Some time ago certain scientist
made the startling statement that by
slow degrees the women in the I'm
tied States are becoming more man.
nish, while the men are becoming
more womanish. The statement was
bitterly attacked and ridiculed by men
as well as women, but since then
men and women have come to the
conclusion that after all. there may
be some truth in the statement of the
observing scientist The suffragette
movement with it's anomalies and &C.
centricities might we'll be accepted as
a confirmation of that theory. How
ever, there is much stronger and
more direct indication of a gradual
change; it is the arrival of the panta-
loon skirt. Only short time ago
some ingenious moulder of fashions
invented feminine garment consist.
ing of a pair of inexpressibles to the
front and rear of which flaps of ma.
terial could be buttoned, SO as to
cover the space between the-pardon
the expression - trouser legs. Now
another fashion expert, in Paris, has
invented another combination gar
ment which consists of skirt with
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
Facts About Animal Structure.

The comp!exity Of animal structure
is marvellous. A caterpillar contains
more than 1000 muscles. In a human
body are some 100000 Precipitation
face by ducts. having total length Of
some ten miles. while that of the ar
teries. veins and capillaries must be
very great. The blood contains mil
lions Of corpuscles. each a structure in
itself The rods in the retina, which
are supposed to be the ultimate recip-
tents Of light, are estimated at 3d.
100000. and Meinert has calculated
that the gray matter Of the brain is
built Of at least GO0,OOOOOO cells.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
NO WORK ON SUNDAY.
Six Days Of Labor Should Be the
Maximum Week.

President James NJ. Lynch Of the
International Typographical union
gives his views OH Sunday work as
follows: THE seven day week obtain
ed for years in the newspaper end OF
the printing trades. We got over Ii
by enactins a law which requires our
members employed on seven day situa
tons to give out one day each week
to the first obtainable substitute. AS
result our wages for six days are
cow in excess of the wage formerly
received for the seven day week. The
subject was forcibly impressed upon
me by a paragraph appearing In the
report of sermon delivered by 10
cal minister, who said:
at seems to us that the worst enc
my of the workingman Is the person
who wantonly removes the sacredness
of his one day of rest. commonly call
ed Sunday, for il one line Of amusc-
ment makers be allowed to pursue
their regular line of business on Sun
day on what logical basis can We pre-
vent hundreds Of other lines from
opening up also? I have in my pos
session n most urgent appeal publish
ell by the actors OF this country. in.
which they request the clergy to assist
them in keeping theaters closed on
Sunday
zone Of the local newspapers in dis
cussing this matter truthfully said
that not 1.-THE OF what will come Is
included in the labor Of those thus
called on to minister to the selfish en-
joyment Of Sunday amusement seek
ers. The same license that acquiesces
in lawbreaking for this purpose will
break it for other purposes. and. I'M
checked. we shall como on a time when
there will be no Sunday free from
work for the average man. and. what
Is more. the equation will settle itself
so that in the run Of things the work
ingman will get no more for his seven
days than he now gets for six.
Labor has come long way from
the almost unremittent toll that bound
the worker to his task for practically
all Of his waking moments TO time
where IL has been discovered that the
worker can do really more work and
better work in shorter days than
longer. This has been followed by the
movement against child labor to give
the child chance of an education and
a time free from body breaking toll
in its tender years.
"Our German members during pc
Rod of industrial stagnation decided
to work five days week, giving one
day for the relief Of their less fortu-
nate brothers. Then they continued
the practice Today they receive as
much for the five days as they for
merly received for the six days. sun
day should be day OF rest and not a
vehicle for the imposition on the work
ers Of the seven day week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
KIDNEY MISERY AND
BACKACHE VANISHES

No reader OF this paper. whether
man or woman. need be miserable be-
cause Of Backache or kidney or blad-
der disorders.
The time to cure kidney trouble Is
while II Is only trouble-Before it set.
ties into Dropsy. Gravel. Diabetes or
Brights Disease.
Pape's Diuretic acts at once upon
the kidneys. bladder and entire uri-
nary system. cleanses. heals and regu-
lates these organs. ducts and glands
and completes the cure within a few
days. The moment you suspect any
kidney or urinary arrangement. or feel
constant. duh backache or notice
that the urine is thick. cloudy. often.
sive or full OF sediment. irregular of
passage or attended by a sensation of
scaiding. you should begin taking
pape's Diuretic as directed, with the
knowledge that there is no other rene
dy Mt any price. made anywhere else
ough and prompt a cure.
Misery In the back. sides or loins.
sick headache. irflamcd or puffy eye.
lids. nervousness. Prostate trouble.
rheumatism and darting pains. heart
palpitations. bilious stomach, dizzi.
ness. sleeplessness. listlcss. weak.
WORKOUT feeling and other symptoms
caused by inactive. sluggish kidneys
simply vanish. Uncomfortable urina-
ton ESPECIALLY at night. smarting.
discoiorcd water and all bladder mis-.
cry ends.
Your physician. pharmacist. banker
or any mercantile agency will vouch
for the responsibility of Pape. Thomp-
son & Pape OF Cincinnati. Ohio. who
prepare Pape's Diuretic-50 cent
treatment-sold by every druggist In
the world.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
WHEN ONE COINED
HIS OWN QUARTERS

Bellefontaine. o.. Jan. 14.-Benja-
min Sloan Organ has celebrated his
ninety.eighth birthday at his home in
Champaign county and In spite OF his
age liz able to read without glasses and
Ia active and In good health.
II tell YOU" said the aged man,
"when I look back more than eighty
years TO my boyhood and think Of the
changes that have come in that per-
Tod. IL seems that | am In another
world. remember hearing my father
and mother talk about fourteen men
being confined in tho penitentiary.
Now just look at the number who are
there.
you never heard OF divorce. when
! was boy. ! can well recall the
time when the expense of burying n
man was the price of making the cot.
fin. $3.50"
Sloan Organ. as all central Ohio
knows him. has lived In Urbana for
ninety years. He was born In Mus
kingum county. Ohio, eight years be-
fore he moved TO Champaign county.
He remembers the coming of William
II. Harrison. Whig candidate for Pres
idon.. to urbana in 1910. lie also re-
calls when silver dollars were cut in
two for halves and the halves cut
again for quarters.
At the age of fifty years Mr.. Organ
enrolled ms n soldier of the civil war
and was assigned to the Elghty-siXth
regiment Ohio Volunteer infantry, in
which he served until discharged. Mr..
Organ says he expects to live to cele-
brate his centenary.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
TERRIBLE STRAIN
RESULTED NOT AMISS
A Lenoir Lady, After Two Weeks
Grinding Labor, Feels
Better Than Ever.

Lenoir, N. CT am not tired At IN,
and am stouter than | have ever been"
writes Mrs. Kate Waters, Of Lenoir, N. c.,
although ! have just finished two
weeks wash. l lay my strength to
Cardui, the woman's tonic. have taken
a lot of it and can never praise it
enough for what it has done for me.
can never thank you enough for the adj
vice you gave me, to take cardui, for
since taking Il | look so well and am
stout as mule
You are urged to take cardui, that gen
tie, vegetable tonic. for weak women. Its
use will strengthen and build up your sys-
tenn, relieve or prevent headache, back
ache and the ailments Of weak women.
1t win surely help you, as ithas helped
thousands Of others, in the past 50 years.
n R-Ws1k q: LADIES' Advisory Dept. Chzafz-
eooea Medieine Co. Chs1l1aoogA Tea, to9 Speckal
hs6ME1i1as, and eNpaee book. 'io0e Tres1nea1
- Ve0sA se3 = pen1 Ws1eo9s - sog1oG6
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
EASY IN AMERICA
HARD IN ENGLAND
Divorce Critic Says Systems
Are Entirely Wrong
Little Real Love.

New York. Jan. 1.-THE divorce
laws Of America and Great Britain are
wrong. Mrs. Hugo Ames. the English
author and lecturer. says 80.
Maybe We are not as amazed as We
might be to have an dispersion or two
cast at our own most interesting ma
tIonal institution. But the spectacle
of an English woman arising to call
anything connected with her own
country anything but blessed fills one
with respectful but deep establishment.
Yet the words OF Mrs. Ames are not
to be misunderstood
Divorce Is too easy to obtain in
America" she said. ~ is too difficult
to obtain in England"
Some Of Her Ideas.
Mrs Ames added these comments:
divorces In this country are OBJ.
tanned dishonesty.
Marriage should be made more diff.
cult. both In England and America.
Fidelity Is the marriage bond Of
God
NO marriage exists where either
the man or the woman Is unfaihful
"'rhc lowest thing IA woman can do
Is to marry for a home. The thought
of tho number of women who do this,
here and I'm England. sickens me.
English noblemen are not noble
men when the marry American heir.
csses.
Would Delay Rcnarrisge.
~ also believe the law should for
bid divorced persons to marry again
until three months after the decree is
In effect. Why. good heaven, your d.
vorces arc farce! Your witnesses
are periured and your charges are
mere fiction. a man is selecting the
wall paper for II home In which he in.
tends to live with his new wife while
ne IL still trying legally to free him
self from the old one.
what you call love in America Is
no more than a response to tempera-
ment.
is n girl In this country brought up
to believe her first kiss should go TO
her husband? or course not"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
The Real Cause Of Hiah WAGES.

1t is n familiar adage in the business
world that an efficient man is cheap at
high wages. Yet in its application to
larger questions this adage is never
thought OF. In discussing the tariff
and wages people assume as matter
of course that the employer who pays
high wages must therefore sell his
goods at higher price. The fact Is
that II the labor Is we'll fed and intel
ligent and is applied under good nat
ural conditions and with skillful lead
ership the employer can turn out an
abundant product or product Of high
quality. sell 1t cheap and still pay his
laborers we'll. And the real source and
cause of general high wages, says the
economist. is precisely In these condi-
tions-efiicient labor. good natural re-
sources. skillful industrial leadership.
Given these and you will always have
higher wages and need not fear COM
petition from cheap and inefficient la
bor.-Professnr 3. ". TausSig In At
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
Tired, Run Down People
A North Carolina Man Suggests =
Remedy.

Greensboro. n. C.-"For long time
was so run down and debilitated that
could hardly drag around. Ny ap-
petite was poor and could not sleep
nights. ! had tried different so-called
tonics without benefit. l was advised
to try your cod liver and iron tonic,
Vinol, and | am SO glad | did, for 1t
gave me hearty appetite. soon COM
menced to sleep soundly and feel
strong, well and more active than |
have for years. Every rundown or
debilitated person should just give
Vinol a trial" X Allsbrook. I'VE
guarantee this testimonial to be genu-
inc)
What Vinol did for Mr.. Allsbrook
it will do for every weak, rundown or
debilitated person in this vicinity To
show our faith we will furnish the
medicine free if it does not do as We
claim. Come in and get a bottle on
these terms. Leo II. Fihe, Druggist,
Richmond, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
Madame Sherry.

Woods, Frazee and Lederer's ire
mendous production of the biggest
musical comedy success of the de-
cade. Madame sherry" which made a
record run in Chicago all summer and
Is now playing to overlooking aud.
fences at the New Amsterdam theater
New York, will be seen in this city at
the Gennett on Tuesday. January "a
Madame Sherry" is no stranger here
for visitors to New York have raved
about its musical and mirthful quail.
ties. and many numbers from its fas.
cinating score have become epidemic
throughout the land. Its perfect pro.
duction is tribute to the skill of that
past master of the musical comedy
art. George w. Lederer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
BREAKS SILENCE OF
so YEARS; DIES

English. Ind, Jan. 14.-Breakins a
silence of so years, Philip Burkhardt.
aged 81 years requested to see his
children. A few hours later he died of
heart failure.
Burkhardt had been insane more
than so years. ii is said.
II is related by relatives OF Burk-
hardt that his insanity was the result
of fear of witches. He never issued
from his home at night without an
escort.
. His refusal to speak in the last so
years pushed physicians.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
lta.

To those who are interested in men,
tai telerathy the performance of lta
the little sixteen-year-old girl mental
list from California who is at the Gen
nett. the performance will be de-
light. To those who are not interest
ed, tho vaudeville bill will cause much
entertainment as it is one of the best
seen in Richmond. There are seven
acts altogether which is an unusually
long program and each act is particu-
larly good. The Musical Harrinstons
have an act which is one of the best
OF the kind seen here and there are
two dancers who are clever and have
n new and eccentric act. But after
all lta is the attraction and her perfor-
nance is "A marvel.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
HAVE ORGANIZED

Eaton, o.. Jan. 14.-At the last
regular meeting Of the stockholders
of the West Manchester and Eldorado
Home Telephone company an organi-
zation was effected as follows: Pres
ident, Frank NJ DAWSON; vice presi-
dent, r. G. Howell: secretary, John
Gilfillan; treasurer. J. Warren Leas;
superintendent, William Arens. 9th
er directors are George Beard. w. +.
Howell, Noah Siler and Elan Fisher.
of Eaton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
The Joined FRAGMENTS.

Waiter What will you have, sir?
Customer docking over the restau-
rant bill OF fare)-Permit me to cogi-
tate In the correlation Of forces 1t is
recognized property of atomic frag-
Inents, whatever their age. to join
and
Waiter Shouts across the halD-Hash
for one!-London Tft-Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14
PILES CURED INero - DAYS

your druggist will refund money II
PAZo OINTMENT fails To cure any
case Of Itching. Blind Bleeding or Pro-
truding Piles In q to II days. soc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-14

Almost every one has had
sore throat will have it
again. 1t is one of our most
common ailments and, be-
cause it, in itself, is not fatal,
is too often looked upon
as a small matter, requir-
to- l:$%ln ~ ~A%ont:
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-11-02
The REFORMER.

| am the fountain of virtue,
and | am the moral law; and all
of the other fellows are effigies
made OF straw. / am the sun that
warns you, and Pm the driven
snow; and others who say they
IRE honest are out for the wad Of
dough. | am the glowing bea-
con and | am the lifeboat crew;
and men who dispute my virtue
are handing bull con to you. ]
am the balm and solace, | an
the saIve that heals; and all OF
these other fellows are fOOline
yOu with their spiels. am the
twilight anthem, and | am the
dawn of morn; the world was
a void before me-all merit with
me was born. am the peoples s
comfort, that causes their tears
TO dry; all merit in me is living,
and merit with me wiIl die. lam
the song that cheers you, and |
am the voice of fame; and men
who reject my teachings, are run.
ming a bunco game.--Walt Ma.
son.