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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
PRESIDENT vET0ES
The STATEHOOD BILL
ScArHINcLY cRIrIcIsEs THE RE-
CALL OF THE JUDICIARY.
May Pass Over vete-Democrats VIII
Try-Taft Has Substitute Bill n
Legalized Terrorism.

Washington.-A final attempt to -.
cure statehood for New Mexico and Ari-
zona began In both houses of congress
Tuesday, following the receipt of Presi'
dent Taft's emphatic veto of the state
hood resolution as it had been sent to
him. His veto message, denouncing the
judiciary recall feature of the Arizona
constitution, was received in the house
with long applause from the Republi-
cans.
1t was referred to the territories conf
mittee of that body with the vetoed
resolution.
With the announcement of the presi-
dents veto and following a conference
with President Taft, Senator Smith Of
Michigan, chairman of the senate terri
tories committee, introduced a new state
hood resolution, meeting the presidents
views and providing for the admission of
both states on the condition that Arizona
shall strike the recall of judges provision
from its new constitution.
The territories committee of both
houses will consider the respective reso-'
buttons. The house committee will de-,
eide when the attempt shall be made tql
pass the vetoed resolution over the
presidents objection. Senator Smith
declared it would be impossible to pass
the statehood resolution over the veto in
the senate. He expressed belief that
no such attempt would be made, and
said he expected to push his resolution
forward to take its place, confident there
would be some statehood legislation at
this session.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Would you believe that ! once took
a prize which was offered for the most
beautifully formed woman IN the
world. Mr.. Smitherton?"
your question IL rather embarrass-
ing. Mrs. Gabbsley. II told you that
! believed you once won such a prize
] should perhaps let IL be understood
that had devoted special study to
your outlines. and II. on the other hand.
were TO say ! did not believe you
could ever have won a prize in a fine
shape contest you would doubtless re-
gard me with dsfayor. May be per.
mitted 10 avail myself OF the scien.
lists privilege and answer yes or nor"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
good Jokes


~WeIl. III have to BE- going. Mrs.
Lecder: I'm tired of seeing you hold
that sore-eyed poodle in your lap"
y wish ] had known that you have
nat In this apartment. Paxley. boz
fore II was too late for me TO back
out"
Mr. Swearinston. I'll have 20 recnn
that dinner invitation: we don't need
you to make the fourteenth. after all. =
Yes, ] was nj home when you
called the other day. Mira. whiegins.
but ] was reading and interesting
book"
Il know well enough. old chap. that
I am not lending you tits money; {
am just giving II 10 you"
The moment you entered the room.
Mrs. Akers. ! knew you had been eat.
ing onions"
mo. Rivers. don't read your stuff
I'm the paper: lin always tired out
before get around 20 f."
MIR. Squibb. don't you think you
have stayed about long enough for
an evening calf"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

ceofezsaes e An ln1sssseeo = uanonlg
csttsa YIN 11eet u usw 0nsnno
About uog. -

New Orleans, La--Branding ~ > @di'
rect reflection and insult upon those en-
gagged in the exporting Of cotton the
proposed plan Of the Liverpool cotton
bills Of lading committee to institute in
New York . clearing for the valuation
of cotton bills of lading, the New Orleans
cotton exchange Wednesday, through its
directors, passed resolutions placing IL
self on record as opposing the plan and
approved the report of its own commit
tee on the proposition.
The directors also adopted resolutions
authorizing its president to issue invita-
tions in the name of the exchange, to all
Southern exchanges, boards of trade,
bankers and exporters and others inter-
ested in the handling of cotton to meet
here in joint conference, probably during
the annual convention of the American
Bankers association about November 90,
next, for the purpose of adopting meas
ures for the protection of their respec
tive and mutual interests"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
DR.. WILEY EXPOSES PLOT
Food Expert of the Nation Bitterly
Flags Accusers.

Food Expert of the Nation Bitterly
Flags Accusers.
Washington.-Dr. Harvey w. Wiley,
chief chemist of the department of agri.
culture and pure food expert for the ma
tion, gave testimony before the Wiley
investigating committee Wednesday that
exposed the Vaccinations of the McCabe
cabal which sought his dismissal.
The chemist testified he had never re-
eeived the letter alleged to have been
written him by DIR. II. ii. Rusby, the
New York expert, as to the terms of the
latter's employment. On this letter was
based the charge by the personnel board
of the department that DIR. Wiley had
violated law in the method of DIR. Rus
by's appointment. DIR. Rusby swore
he never sent the letter, although he
wrote it,
But more than that. II was proven
that McCabe and his associates had
taken this unsent letter and expurgated
a sentence in which DIR. Rusby had said
be would accept the appointment and the
pay in the method suggested, IF the de-
partment approved"
IL shus ucNciopS thdt the pefsonHei
board convicted DIR. Wiley on a letter he
never saw and that was not sent, and DIR.
Kebler, chief of the food and drug di-
vision, and DIR. Bgelow, assistant chief
of the bureau of chemistry, on a letter
written by Dr. Bigelow, which kebler
had never seen and from which an inn
portant statement had been eliminated
by the trial board
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
|k00L BILL PASSES
| HOUSE 206 TO so
ItoT A DEl1ocRAr VOTES AGAINST
THE REDUCED TARIFF.
Important Tariff Bill Approaches Nearer
Taft veto-2e Per Cent Raw
Woola.

! Washington.-The tariff revisionists
made considerable progress in congress
Monda5. The house, by vote of 200
ito 90, without a Democrat breaking the
(party alignment, adopted the conference
'eport on the wool tariff revision bill
land rushed it over to the senate, where
1t was hung up on the calendar for
passage. For this measure, which nm
poses flat ad valorem duty of 20 per
kcent on all raw WOODEN manufactures,
the other two tariff measures will be
sidetracked to give wool right of way to
the White House for the expected veto.
On the veto depends the further pro-
gram of house Democrats and senate
Democrats and progressive Republicans,
including the formation of plans for
speedy adjournment.
Democratic Leader Underwood, in ex-
pressing the opinion that final adjourn
ment will not come before next week,
said he does not expect congress to stay
after the pending bills have been dis
1posed of, unless the senate determines
to stay and act on the cotton BILL"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Chickasaw-Fred Mcdonald, OkolonA.
Choctaw-C. A Lindsey, EuporA.
Clay. L. Smith, West Point.
Coahoma-O. G. johnson, Eriars Point,
DIR. w. s. Glass, Dublin.
Copiah-John B. Mayes, Hazlehurst-
Covington-J. w. Watson, Seminary.
DeSoto-J. H. Simpson, Byhalia.
George. G. Rodgers, Howell
Greene-W. L. Valley, Richton.
Grenada-S. A. Morrison, Grenada
Hancock-R. L. Genin, Bay ST. Louis.
Harrison-C L. Rushing, Biloxi
Hinds-H- NJ. Quin, jackson; II. b.
Gillespie, Raymond.
Issaquena-R. L. Foster, Shiloh.
Jackson-F. NJ. johnson, Ford; W. D.
Mcleod, Pascagoula.
Jasper. L. benson, Bay Springs.
Jefferson-Will Darden, McNair.
JONES'. II. Bush, Laurel.
JEFF Davis. +. Burro, Carson.
Kemper-Guy ]. Rencher, DeKalb
Lafayette. NJ Sanders. Oxford.
Lauderdale-J. ID. Stennis, Meridian;
c. p. Walker, Meridian.
Lawrence-Dr. j. p. Conn, Topeka.
Lee-P. f. Carothers, Tupelo.
Leflore-D. p. Montgomery, Green
wood
Lowndes-S. S. Johnson, Columbus;
d. L. Irving, Crawford.
Madison---John b. Greaves, Anderson;
j. b. Dendy, Camden.
Marion-Ed Mounger, Columbia.
Marshall-George ID. Myers, Holly
Springs.
Monroe-T. T. Davenport, Aberdeen.
Montgomery-E. NJ. Thompson, WI
mona.
Neshoba-G. E. Wilson, Philadelphia
Newton-M. NJ. Everette, Hickory.
Oktibbeha-C. b. Hannah, Sturgis.
Panola-Dr. ii. w. Crenshaw, Cren
shaw.
Perry-S. F. Garraway, Richton; G
d. Draughan, Augusta.
Pike-M. G. Fielder, Summit; w. s
Tate, Osyka.
Prentiss-R. c. Williams, New Site.
Quitman-W. T. Covington, Marx.
Sharkey-Dr. B. Goodman, Cary.
6mith-W. t. Simmons, Raleigh.
Sunflower-Ed Franklin, Ruleville.
Tallahatchie-Joe A. May, Sumner
Tate. c. Sheffield, Arkabutla.
Tishomingo-G. w. Dudley, Iuka; L
B. Neal, Tishomingo City.
Union-S. Joe Owen, New Albany; E
A. Brown, Eta.
Warren-M. Dabney, vicksburg; Sam
Mackey, Vicksburg; E. Griffin, Oak
Ridge.
Washington-L. NJ. Nicholson, Percy;
w. S. Watson, Greenville; III. c. Ham
bin, Greenville.
Wayne. V. Candy, Waynesboro.
Wilkinson-D. c. Bramlette, Wood
vile.
Winston-Walter Webb, Plattsburg.
Yalobusha-Jesse Coleman, Velma; J.
w. Niece, Water Valley.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Il see where Geneva professor
has frozen a number of fish In cake
OF ice and has thawed them out and
resuscitated them after three months"
"Gee' wish he would do that to
me: IL would be a good way 10 get
past the summer. But. OF course. he
couldn't"
do you believe that he did II with
the fishy"
II see no reason 10 doubt H."
Then there IN no reason why ha
would not be successful In your case
you're a sucker"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

G1SU - 40SU8MD - 00GuD ~
1ssnl1s - ~ 1eeont
Primary.
Jaekson-1he De0oga<1e STATE en-.
ssutive eommittee net It the STATE
house last week for ~ purpose of can
wasting the returns of the state phi
mary held ON August l 40 declaring
the party nominess.
Chairman c. 1. Lomax presided It
the meeting, and when the roll Vas
called by Secretary J. B. Stirling it
showed less than . majority of tho
members present In person, although
sufficient number had sent in prox-
les to form a quorum. The committee
declared party nominees as follows:
United States Senator~J. K. vardar
man.
Lieutenant Governor-Theo G. Bilbo.
Secretary Of State-Jos. w. Power
Attorney General-Ross A. Collins.
Land Commissioner-.M A. Brown.
Revenue Agent-Wirt Adams.
Commissioners of Agriculture-H E.
Blakeslee.
Railroad Commissioner, middle dis
trict-George R. Edwards.
Railroad Commissioner, southern dis
trict-F. NJ. Sheppard.
Prison Trustee, middle district-W.
A. Montgomery.
Prison Trustee, northern district
Leroy T. Taylor.
Prison Trustee, southern district
c. C. Smith
Treasurer-P. S. Stovall.
All other state offices were filled
without opposition, and the nominees
declared at the June meeting of the
state executive committee, the list be.
ing: Governor, Earl Brewer; clerk
supreme court, George c. Myers; audi
tor, Duncan L. Thompson; insurance
commissioner, T. NJ. Henry; superin-
tendent of education, j. N. Powers
The only state office for which
there will be second primary con-
test is railroad commissioner for the
northern district between Messrs.
Scott and Wilson, the former being the
present incumbent.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

~ fnttese Dan II Manayunk was
We1GA1og h10solf . few days ago IN
tho blg Daskee house In the suburb.
4 crowd q small boys gathered .
short distance away from the scales
and gassd at his girth with wondering
oyeo.
Tho int man didn't Nike TO be the
center of interest. evidently. for he
turned and said. grunly:
Hope you know me when you see
ne again"
A. the boys took to their heels one
q them hurled the parting shot:
we will. mister. n some ore doesn't
stick . pin In you before we nee you"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
PLEASED WITH RECEIVERS WORK.
Stockholders Will Get More Than Ex.
pected-Fees Cut Down to
Minimum.

Jacksonville affairs of the Missis-
sippi Bank and Trust company of Jack
son, which was recently placed in the
hands of receivers, will be iquidated
with but little expense to the stock
holders, the depositors will be paid in
full, and the stockholders will realize
more than anticipated, is the announce
ment made by W. J. Niece, one of the
directors of the bank.
"The affairs of the bank are being
handled in business-like way" said
Mr. MCGEE. "Strict economy is shown
in every act of the receivers, and they
possible for the stockholders after =
settlement is made with the Deposit
ora"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
MecABE MAY LOSE JOE.

vashington.-SolicitorG George McCabe
at. the department of agriculture, invet-
er.te enemy of DR.. H. w. Wiley, pure
food expert and champion of benzoate
IT soda, may be dismissed for sending
to Secretary Wilson, Attorney General
Wickersham and even to President Taft
incomplete and mutilated records on
~h;-h In haze his Recommendation that
Dr. wiley be removed from office Presi-
dent Taft. il is reported, IL incensed over
80 latest development in the case.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
Looklnu Ahead.

Il see every man named George IN
England has Clipped In TO give a pres.
ent TO King George There being 80
many Georges. they have raised "a
large sum.
THAT makes me think" said Pa
Hoptoad Hadn't we better go slow
about naming the baby Montmoren-
y7"-Exchange.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
Patents New Cotton Machine.

Murray, Ky.-William ID. Osborn han
invented and had patented a clever de-
vice which is attracting much attention.
II is known as combination cottoh
chopper and scraper. His demonstra-
tons in Trenton, Dyersburg and other
West Tennessee towns were received
with enthusiasm. He claims it VIII DO
the work of ten men.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
DELTA COMPANY ELECTS.

Is Organized With Half Million Dollars
Capital.
The Delta Farm Lands company of
Decson, Bolivar county, has been in
corporated under the laws of Mississippi
with a capital stock of 100000. The
- 10 has
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
CROPS EXAGGERATED.
southern Conditions Misrepresented
SAYS Georgia Official.

Atlanta. Ga.-Alleging that Southern
crop conditions have been grossly exag.
gerated, +. G.. Hudson. commissioner OF
agriculture of Georgia, has written TO
similar offices in all the Southern states
asking that they meet and devise plans
10 correct what he calls wrong impress
sions of the outlook. He asks that all
farmers organizations cooperate with
the state commissioners. IT is declared
that crops, especially cotton, VIII not
have as large yields as have been report
ed. and that such alleged false reports
will tend to hurt prices.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Attorney Frances Rawrs Or fhIlaaer
mia. who filed the petition, stated that
Tbaw's income is 500, 900 year and Mrs.
Thaw, being without means, Is eh''''e'
70 a share of this amount.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

RUNNING Down Rumors
DO you think women would improve
poiitics7"
~Well." replied Mr.. Growcher. after
msteninR 70 the conversation on the
front porch I'll say this for them: u
they ever start IN Investigation they'll
find out somethiug-~
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

what is the trouble. dearr
"charley Watson has just asked
me TO marry him"
.uuall, Surely that isn't what
makes you sad?"
"Oh, mo- But l can't be Juhs
bride now unless I wait whole year.
and n I asked CHARLEY TO do that ha
might die fs-.a.-
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
Inspect Controller Bay.

Seattle. Wash.-Secretary of the In
terror Fisher and party sailed for Alaska
Wednesday ON the steamship Admiral
Sampson. After an inspection OF hstaiia
bay and Controller bay they VIII make
an inspection of the Cunningham Goa
claims.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
With EmohasIs

Mistress chastity sticking q finger
into either ear)-"Kittie. for heavens
sake! What does that frightful noise
and profanity In the kitchen mean?"
Kittie-"Oh. that's nothin. ma'ami
It's only cook rejectn' a PROPOSE av
marrij from the ashmani"
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her Grievance.

A woman near US lost her voice
Somehow her tongue got s'uek-
And our wife's mad because we sain'
.aorne men have all the luckF
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
HENRY c. BEATTlE INDICTED
True Bill Charges Murder in the FIRST
Deqree-Trial Begins an August FL.


chesterfield Court House, Na.---henfy
CLAW Beattie, Jr., a young Virginian OF
good birth, and breeding, VIII De Pia.eu
on trial for his life here next eiohuas
in the little red brick court house, puii'
more than 100 years ago. A grand jury
Monday returned against him true
bill charging wife murder, and II con-
yisted in the first degree he may be sent
to the electric chair. Counsel Tor inc
defense fought hard for postponemeh'
of the case, but Judge Walter A watson
of the Chesterfield circuit court heid
that the interests of the community de'
manded speedy trial.
Already held guilty by coroner's jury
of having shot his bride in motor ear
on the night of July is, the indictment
Of Beattie was a formality-
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
au.nleioua Circumstance.

THE cashier OF our bank sings In
church choir"
Does he sing very ioudf"
Louder than anybody else"
WED better have his books exam
med Mt once"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
Properly Diagnosed.

Stranger-Doctor. ache all over.
Doctor-Maiaria. probably.
6tranger-And my head is all stuffed
up and ! have a tearing cough.
Doctor-A little cold along with it.
l see. Take
Stranger-AndI Just feel as II this
world was a fraud and I'd like to
throw that old moon at the sun and
stun all the stars down somebody's
throat.
Doctor-You've got the grip.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
DID WELL WITH 2-CENT RATE
Better in Oklahoma Than With Three
Cents in Texas.

Oklahoma City, Okla.-StatIsrlcs COM
piled by the Missouri, Kansas and Texas
80, 1910, and filed with the corpora
ton commission Tuesday, show that that
system derived greater revenue per
mile in Oklahoma under the two-cent
passenger fare than it did in Texas with
three-cent fare, Missouri with two
and one-half-cent, and Kansas with q
Azgocent rate.
y y Texas, under the threecent rate,
average number of passengers car
FER mile, was l13, 917; in Oklahoma,
Ia the twocent fare, 140,6s5. The
gas mileaGaeas 1,32S.73 ard the Ok
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
ADOPT WOOL SCHEDULE.
wool Tariff Bill Will Now Go to the
White House.

washington.-The senate, py 'o'e
Of 50 to 2s, Tuesday adopted the con-
ference report on the wool tariff revf-
sion bill, already adopted by the house.
The bill will now 60 to the White House
for the expected veto of President Tart.
The vote came after vigorous 1--WE
hours debate on the merits OF the DILL
The bill, as passed by the two houses
places flat ad valorem duty OF ~
nor cent on all raw wool and proportion
stc rates on wool manufactures.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

citfseu-~Ths anarchists are plan
.srr : big demonstration down our
~. Cant you spare ~ some copsT
Chsef-~Not . one. This IL the night
-, to frsshmen-sophomor banquet
- n tho college
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

-vo, should have told him that ~
80 : scoun1rel and thief and dareo
Nm % DO bis worst
4 hnev should hsvs: pus : 49,
- - = - cas't make any sine
6 $780,
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

"Jenks II only half a man since no
married that girl"
NO wonder She MADE MN 'oDo
his head; then she took MS mana anu
finished by breaking his heart
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
ne PROVED IT.

Casey-Whin ! was passing your
shanty fist now that goat OF yours
nearly knocked the ioife out o. me.
Sure. he's not we'll bred
Doolon-Maybe not. Casey, but he's
= good butter. all right
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
ACCUSED OF LEADING MOB.
Three Men Charged With Coatesviiie'
Pa, Murder.

Coatesville, Pa.-Three men, one OF
rbom the authorities assert was leader
of the mob. were arrested Wednesday
and charged with the murder IN connee-
ton with the burning of the negro, lack
Walter, Sunday night. They are Joseph
SchofieId, master mechanic Of the Con-
estoea Traction company; Norman Price
and George Stoll, mill hands They were
arrested after they had been closely
questioned.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
A peal spender.

"Grace Is having a grand time at
the seaghore."
MET millionaire, perhapsT
mo; she met young ieiloW VINO
went down with $500 saved up
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

-Cheer up said the friend. condoi
ing with a young M. ID on his lack oil
business You know patience ~ VIZ.
tue"
lyon mean patients are virtue.
sadiy answered the young man.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

"A woman should have n gentle
confiding nature
Yves. but 1t shouldn't be SO great
as to lead her to play bridge Wh's'
with strangers at summer hotel
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

where are you going"
81 don't know. I'm just going.
.If that's the case. why go?"
IT'S time for the girl next door 10
take her vocal lesson"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Captain-Do you know anything
about shipsf
Rexgy-Oh. yes: I've been = ship
ping clerk In . dry goods store Tor
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

whats the trouble2" inquired the
Judge.
"This lady lawyer wants 70 make
notion" explained the CLERK put her
gown is too tight"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
Poor Forethouoht.

Silicus-They met on a railroad
train quite by accident. and in less
than two months they were married.
Cynicus--That's what comes OF neg
lecting to take out an accident policy.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Ne loor shink we svoS pung1ed eos
! 80 Tura1oh bo1h. though - have
5000 ~ ~ Turkish beth. -
40 ~ roa1 TuSuoo oesn. mas
- ~ - opDoasoDeo - euce
IT, - - hayo go. = . az eSeaD
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

Gibbs-Did you know your wife's
first husband?
Dibs with a sigh)-Yes; but he
never put me onto his domestic At
fairs, confound him.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

you want TO 80 back to your bus
bfnd. do you? How did yod tell Dim
II bought myself a new hat ana
sent him the blll"-Fliegende Blaet
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
sneitnsd 70 Be Formal.

Madame. do you know that you
nearly put my eye out with your UNI
brellaT
How dare you speak TO me, SIT
without an Introduction
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18
SOLDIERS TO IsrHMus.
peeiment Ordered from Colon %
Canal Zone.

CoIon.-A regiment of American 81.
a;ers has been ordered sent to the canal
zone Immediately from the United
states. Instructions were received here
to prepare quarters for the troops ss
Colon and Panama. The object OF the
movement Of the troops was not offir
rially explained, and the American az
thorities on the isthmus profess 70 y
in the dark
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

"a mile in Texas was S2,os5.4s; in Ok
lahoma, $3,39s.4s.
The difference, in favor OF okiahoma
over Texas, was Sab per mile.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

IAmburger cheese deodorized."
Or II II hasn't been IL will.
But nmburger deodorized
IL seems would be iimburaer still
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1911-08-18

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