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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-02-02
roUR HUNDRED invitations were

rOUR HUNDRED invitations were
issued for a tea given this after
moor by Mrs. Graham B. Nc
Gregor at her residence, "a Chestnut
street. Assisting Mrs. McGregor in re-
ceiving were her mother, Mrs. Goorge
Kananbly, of New York, and her sis
ter. Miss Emily Kananbly, Of New
York. who has just made her debut;
Mrs. Austen II. McGregor and Miss
Dorothy McGregor, mother-in-law and
si~ster-in-law of the hostess; Miss Ruth
Otis. of Orange, a debutante IF this
season, and Miss Ruth Townsend, Of
New York. Those who poured were
Mrs. Y. Parker Wilkinson, of East Or
anre. and Mrs. Walter Boyd, of Bloom
field. The c~entrepiece of the tea table
was ~jonquils, yellow being the prevail
ing color of the decorations, and in the
reception room were sweet peas, palms
and ferns. Included among those who
called were Miss Mary tia1dis Plum
Miss Mary Watts Betchec, the Misses
Imogene and Mary Bradin. the Misses
M~arguertt and Mildred Allen, ali debu-
tantes of this season; Mrs. George b.
Miss Jane Swain, Mrs. c, Ray
Swain, Mrs. Wildrick Swain, Mrs.
Zachariah Belcher. Mrs. Matthias
Plum, IT., Mrs. James Lawrence Of Gen,
Mrs. Harold Dennis, Mrs. George
Holmes. Miss Florence Gilmore Murphy,
Miss Florence D. Murphy, Mrs. Robert
II. McCarter, Miss Eleanor McCarter,
Miss Crowell, Mrs. Forrest f. Dryden.
Mra. spaulding Frazer, Mrs. Charles
Grummond, Mrs. Herbert F.. G'ePson.
Mira. Joseph B. Sanford, Mrs. NJ. R.
STANLEY, Miss Margaret L'Estrange
Cummins. Mrs. Underwood. Mrs. Pau,
Miss Ethel Paul, Mrs. ELIAS A. Wllkin-
son. Mrs. Ebenezer c. Hay, Mrs. Terry
p. Darlington and Mrs. Blake c. Car
rington, of this city; Mrs. Percy G.
Hart. Mrs. Theodore E. Otis, Mrs.
Richard Tilinghast, Miss Adelaide
Williams, Mrs. Graham King, the
Misses Russell, Mrs. Philip Osborne,
Mrs. Leigh Harrison n Mrs. Roland
Hopper, of the Oranges; Miss Shiela
BRYANT, of Montclair. n Miss FLOR
ence Totten, Miss Ethel Norton, Miss
Fowler. Miss Titus and the Misses
Darling, of New York.
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Authors Recital.

uthOr Recital.
Patronesses for the Authors recital
to b. given In aid OF the Mary Fisher
Home, tomorrow afternoon, in the
Aston gallery OF the Waldorf Astoria,
and in which many persons in this city
and adjoining towns are deeply inter
ested, include Mrs Edward Payson
Terhune, Mrs. Grover Cleveland, Mrs,
Andrew Carnegie. Mrs. Andrew ]. New
bury, Miss sara E~sterbrook. Miss Belle
Durkee, Miss Elizabeth B. Vermilye.
Mrs. Marion II. Zabriskie, Mrs. Joseph
D. Bedle, Mrs. Caroline B. Alexander.
Miss A. p. Townsend. and the following
patronesses from he Oranges. Mrs.
Charles B. Yardley, Mrs, Eugene ".
Magee, Mrs. Hiram II. Denis. Mrs.
James Catlow and Miss Hester e. Hos
ford.
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If | A ECZEMA

I'd wash ii away with hat mild, sooth-
ing liquid, y. D. d. Trial bottle, 25c.
Relieves all kinds of skin trouble.
cleansing away the impurities and
clearing up the complexion as nothing
else can.
Yes. If had any kind of skin trou-
BILE I'D USE ID. D. D..
Pettys Pharmacy; A. Mosher, Or
ange; GilbaId's Drug Store, East Or
ange.
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Bridge Follows Luncheon.


Among those who entertained yester-
day afternoon was Mrs. Herbert
Brown, of 200 Grafton avenue, who
gave a luncheon followed by a bridge.
Assisting Mrs. Brown in receiving were
her mother, Mrs. William Van Steen-
burgh. and her sister, Miss Ella Van
S~teenburgh. The luncheon was served
at small tables. which were decorated
with jonuuils and daffodils, and for
each guest was a dainty place-card.
Covers were laid for seventy. The
guests were Mrs, John B. Lee.
jr., Mrs. Curtiss r. Burnett, Mrs.
Albert Taylor, Mrs. Orosco c. Woolson,
Mrs. Oliver II. Felmly, Mrs. Nathan d.
B.. Fish, Mrs. Joseph H. Hayden, Mrs,
Ward Muchmore, Mrs. Elizabeth Palm
er, Mrs. John w. Lushear. Mrs. John
G.. Rindell, Mrs. f. w. Sprague. Mrs
David Brown. Mrs. George Brown, of
Brooklyn: Mrs. e. G.. Selhy, Miss Maud
Fisher. Miss Agnes Keane. Miss Good
rich, the Misses Close. Mrs. Robert
Cook, Mrs. Archibald Q. Cyphers, the
Misses Umbach, of Summit; Mrs. John
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FALL INJURIES POLICEMAN.

Policeman Terence Mcclure. OF the
Second precinct, fell on the pavement
at the corner of High street and Eighth
avenue early this morning and turned
up at the station house afterward with
a badly sprained right wrist He was
sent home to recover.
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FUCKER D Ball.

Morris Fucker Lodge, No. 104, Order
Knights OF Joseph, held It's annual re-
ception and dance last night at the
New Amsterdam Auditorium, The af-
fair was largely attended.
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wnl Entertain at Bridge.

Miss Laura Plume will give a bridge
al her residence. 81 Second avenue, Fri
day afternoon, February 10, for Mrs.
Harold Dennis. a bride of last Deem
Der. and who. before her marriage, was
Miss Helen Dean Thompson.
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Free Public Library, fourth floor, Sat-
urday night on 1.-The Melody OF the
Voice. His subject viii be illustrated.
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Y. W. C A. TO
RAISE S250,OOO
CONTINUED from FIRST page.)

one subscription of $500 in this sum
from William A. Baker.
The subscriptions by committees to-
day were as follows:
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u.cctur. on Human Voice.

no Lecture or HuHHh EOiue'
Walter Holt, president of the New
York School Of Expression, will address
the speech Arts Association in the
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

You don't eet the smell, sed ma and
enyhow maybe you cant get the smell
wen yure SO close 20 them. Maybe
the Joneses don't smell thare pies
like we do and maybe they smell our
pies like we smell thares.
Well, cut me awf a big peece to
start with, sed pop.
So ma cut him awf a grate big
peece, almost haf a pie, I CESS, and
pop started Getting It very slow.
Do you like it, se6 ma.
Sertenly I like Il, sed pop, but
ate so mutch othir stun I'm afrayed
1 cant finish II.
You sertenly will finish it, sed ma
Wat do you think I slaived awl day
in the kitchin for.
50 pop finished 1t, and I finished ny
pcece, and thawt IT was pritty good.
ony the krust was pri:ty thick for
the stuffng.
Afti- suppir pop sed I don't feal
very well, and aftir that he had an
orful pane. and the docktor calm and
scd, What have you bin eating. and
pop pointed to ma. and sed. Ask her.
and ma started 20 kry and sed. I will
nevir do anuthir thing you ask me to
You got sick Jest for spite, so aftir
this I CESS Nora will make the pies.
don't kare mutch.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Reddy Smith Chats
On CITY NuiSanceS

Sum people are aTays complainin'
uhbout smoke noosances an dirt noos-
ances an noise, an expect tn have uh
poifect city.
Now, course, I'm only Jest one Nv dc
thousands dat lives in uh city, Jimmie,
an 1 amt never had time tu COM
plain, cause I al'ays wus too busy tu
do it.
If w don't like de city. move tn de
country, dat's my motto, an If de coun-
try don't suit, why jes pack I'D yur
duds an things an come back too de
city.
Desc complsinin' people don't know
what deir talkin' uhbout. Why, Jim
nie, 1 luves every inch NV dis OF town,
de dirt on de streets, an de smoke in
de air. What's uh city for anyway, If
1t amt tn manufacture things, in 2
What's uh city for, if it amt tn provide
uh livin' fur de thousands dat live
dere? Why de dirt an de smoke is de
very cause Nv de existance NV uh city,
an dere yu have it in uh nutshell.
Dem idle wuns dat don't like de
smoke an dirt better pack up an beat
1T tn de country. Jimmie, fur de city
cant stop earnin' uh livin' for de thou
sands. jes caus some idle rich don't
like de smoke an dirt an noise after
squeezein' his ur her millions dollars
out Nv dat same smoke an dirt an
noise!
The Washington times., 1911-07-14

We don't speak to the Joneses, wlch
is our next doar naybers, but Mrs.
Jones sertenly can cook awl rite. we
can smell II threw our dining room
windos. and if 1t taists as good "a
it smells I'd like to be thare some
times, weather we speck or not.
Shades of Lew Kullus, sed pop the
othir mite, but that koolkink smells
good. I haven't smelt eny pies like
that sinse my moth.r qwit making
them. Wy don't you try yure hand
at pies, mothir, he Sed to ma. in
sted of letting Nora make them awl
the time. If that Jones woman can
make pies that smell like that you
awt to be abil to.
Ma Does
So yestirday ma started erly IN the
rnoarning and kept 1t up awl day, jest
making pies.
Pop calm hoar and ma sed at suppir,
thares a sirprize koming.
Fine, sed pop, you maid the pies.
How did you CESS, sed ma Yes, l
did, and If you don't eet them until you
can't hold eny moar I'll nev1r do
another living thing you ask me to-
See how Mise and brown they are.
So they are, sed pop, but thare isent
mutch smell to them, is thare.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
SHE HOLDS 1T UP TO THE
INSIDIOUS MAN

her forehead, he lifts her face ana,
gazing into her eyes with a glance
that has the hypnotism Of MS animal
ism, he presses his lips on hers.
Maybe, he does not know the depth
Of his own degradation. 1t is the loath-
Ing with which the girl regards him
VIXEN she is out from under his spell.
A Shiny snake, a loathsome leper could
not be more hateful to her.
His Own Ignoble Ends
She has the sense to know that he
took advantage of natures outreach-
ing. And he abused it. He wrested a
great, splendid force to serve his own
ignoble ends. He is like the butterfly
that fits from one blossom to another.
But the flower has no mind and does
ing a vagrant butterfly sip its honey.
We have had that what will NAH
think Of you II you allow him Hber-
ties" preached at US till, we have al
most forgotten that what we think of
a man who takes liberties counts for
something.
And the male light-o'-love Is worse
even than the female f1irt. He is the
active sinner He takes the initiative.
He practices his false wooing upon girls
who are unversed in their own natures
and the nature of men. It's taking q
white-1ivered, craven advantage, and
the recreant who does It is a thing
for decent Qen and all girls to hate!
The Washington times., 1911-07-14

ing from his original position. Most
OF the great detectives positions were
original. Darling a look of profound
admiration at the great detective,
Watts son opened the door.
There is another woman. There ia
another woman! cried the beautiful
woman at the door.
Bring her in." invited the great de.
tective, cordially
mo. No. You don't understend. Not
in the hall, in the case. Ever cvrn-
Ing at O'Clock regulsrly my husband
goes from the house without u ~o!d
Of explanation, and returns an hour
later so much brighter looking that
hardly recognize him. Oh. sir; find
the other woman.
81 may be able to find the barber,
replied the great detective.
Recalling an undeniable smell Of bay
rum, the woman rushed homo to for
give him.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Loretta's Looking Glass

TIE is THE KIND of a male too ut
III terly mean, too dastardly, too
impish for words. He turns a
girls natural longing for love to his
own cruel uses.
Nearly always he has the outward
semblance of a hero. But his black
heart is the heart of a craven. Men
never like him And girls, curiously
enough, defend him. Indeed, he is not
born a scouhdrel: he is made one by
the indulgence Of women.
1t is a habit Of his TO win from a
girl the expressions Of affection which
she wants to give only to the RIGHT
MAN. He is past master of the art
of creating occasions that will make
it possible for him to secure the emo
tional excitement which he Graves as a
drunkard Graves liquor.
Love-craving Victims
If the melting harmony of a love song
is drifting along on the warm currents
of tbs summer night wind, he knows
how to make the song seem the express
sion of his love for the girl beside him.
He selects young, good. love-craving
victims. Cautiously, he lays his hand
over a small hand on the porch rail.
If the. girl starts and draws away,
he laughs at her, tells her she is Child
fish. silly"
Stung by the half-indulgent taunt, she
does not shrink from his next caress.
1t is so easy to believe that he loves
when he tells. it so we'll. Even II one
The Washington times., 1911-07-14

! Of those protective instincts, which d
long line of convention-respecting an
cestors may have developed, warns her
that he takes too much for what he
gives, that other instinct which nature
planted in the hearts Of women before
conventions were thought OF rises to
overpower it.
And the insidious devil beside her
tells her that she need not Fear her
own yielding to him, that nature is the
great mother who tells her 70 answer
, his love with hers. He speaks of the
birds and the flowers. He opens her
eyes to the joy and the ease of their
response to natures law. He lulls her
fear with a tender consideration that
seems to her the height Of protective
and chivalric treatment.
And, when he knows that her fear Is
asleep and the imperative, alluring call
of her heart is sounding through her
consciousness, he takes what he has so
insidiously sought. His kisses touch
The Washington times., 1911-07-14

come back at him II we're to hold his
trade, and today he had me going some.
Before giving his order he starts
TO Juggle a couple Of oranges. When
does the orange blossom, Slug?' he
chants.
1t had me SO groggy for a Pninute 1
almost threw up the sponge. But he
couldn't lose little Sluggie.
IT don't know, Mr.. Gordon" IT sings,
but I should imagine 1t would be
either shortly before or shortly after
the Brussel sprouts
Not half bad for a beginner, was It?
But wish he'd stay away. He makes
me nervous.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14

"she knows Mason stand and moods Few
things and dosS All ;h & Thsths.
time things go wrong MIS- Mason gets o5Go nooo moe and ee J
5e1e 5eE gets 1 Ts Pf T Of e I " or @ days OF misery or
them both
particular accumulated hurts of the
% h hst he en sRedng the he n also @ BY G
piled mpatence and annoyance of all the previous unceaed
"A yearning her because
troll her All the while Jack knows that what she needs Pet
ARd by @ that doesn't make nd Their cir
@ any RaP E lack Of IS at his and he
The other morning they got beautiful start Everything went
ing goodb She something being
Seioped into real grievance under kindly
PITY and morning of sve5ythng gong I lust about the the
back moods the kettle OF hot tilted and sded her
Nerves On Edge
lack left the office that night with his edge from the
@ 65S Sa Bs s I day
to tsRhoIs his wife Just the h time % he got h9mf
in for it noWF thought The girl have look Of
:'5'' sS:; @ VIII Shh
the the GRe@ the sitting N Tas sR
6s T rBss & sssFSs 1T 3 her ,dss the Kitchen and
Jack plainly smt gnserbred The she caught sight Of JACK
solved itself tears his shoulder 1t was all unusual that
M ON S the @ and the fpfm Of
s"Rs | % his b the snug"
The now I'm sorry and IN never do again but YOU see
ss' ss many s'"''n'' thing, think ,S', at the office for
yUHF P5dny % emebe fu @ sS & @ Dear ds2
oW said the Le lady, funny thing the
her happiness from what he thought her
Mrs Mason has had lots resist
time Jack found that she wasn't crying something which
OF her seIfconro and he starts to comfort her right away"
Old LadTs
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
TOLD OF TWO CITIES

Two of those cranks who do that
sort of thing we're debating the
relative merits of ST. Louis and
Kansas City.
AT any rate, we don't have to call
this a city said the st. Louis man.
Nor do we have to call our town
saint" the other retorted.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
NEEDED THE INCREASE

'Um-er-I have just married, sir,
and I thought would ask you IL you
could not see your way clear to
granting me an increase Of salary"
But, you know, 1t is said that two
can live as cheaply as one"
II know, but she has a father and
mother and two brothers and a dog"
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Stitches Made By
Humor'S Needle
CONSIDERING THE PRICE

The Parson-And you say your
wife was thinking OF the women
hats all the time she was In cnurch'
The Deacon-Tm afraid she was,
parson.
higher things
Great guns, parson! Are there any
higher things than women's hats|
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
WHEN NOAH WAS A BOY

His mother bought him little pony.
1t was much littler than the ponies
are nowadays, because, you see, the
law of proportion had not yet gone
into effect. Shells" are larger than
ponies" and "schooners" are bigger
than either. .'..1
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Our Grocery Clerk
SAYS, He Came Back

Twice in the same place in two days!
I think if old man Gordon comes in
here again with his nutty puns, I'll
10 the boss on him. He expects me to
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
NOWADAYS

Would It be any harm to deceive
her about my age?" inquired the elder
ly millionaire.
Probably not"
'Tm GO. How would it do to confess
to 5o7''
'T think your chances would be bet
ter with her II you claimed 10"
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
The Other Woman;
Or, Next, Please

What's that low rapping at the
door,? inquired Watts son.
Some one wishes to come in,' re-
piled the great detective. without nov
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Adventures
--IN--
Married Life
How the Masons
Recovered Their
Equili b riu m

said the Little Old Lady, wives surely
are perverse creatures But there's nothing like
little real physical pain to the sentimental
self-pity to which feminine nature is prone.
Now, take the Jack Masons across the street.
Mrs. Mason is nice little thing and they are
devoted to each other She knows positively down
in her heart that Mason is head heels in love
with her-but she'll grow hysterical and anguished
over little imaginary for hurt, and make
life utterly miserable for herself and husband for
days and days, and all the time know that her
grief is but fgment of her brain and utterly
without foundation
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Small Enough

One day last summer two small boys
vera nIaving near the country road.
A young lady approached them =,
Little boy" said she. can you tel
me IL can get through this gate 10
the pike?
"yes'm. think so. A load OF hay
went through Ave minutes ago.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Were Only Two

Ella-Over at Sozzle Beach We had
, perfect crowd of men. 1922
Belle Dust back from Wozzle Bay)
yep L know, threes a crowd.
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
Housekeeping Hint

Mrs. Neatlie-You should wash your
hands before kneading the bread,
Tillie.
Tillie - Tain't necessary, ma am
Kneading bread always takes all the
dirt right out o. my hands. .,
The Washington times., 1911-07-14

maybe they They'll weddn everybody
from plumber that took them boarders
the they the and they don't set
brass spgs the plumber and turtle from the
6xO back they'll poby do their plumbing after
they're married eatin' spite the farmer
Dora Williams Case Illustrates II
III never forget Dora Williams and
young husban hers their little dolls house within easy
trolley half mile Dora towed
me around on tour of inspection single file
whoever built the any halls until the last
minute. vhen much left.
what lovely potted fern! Cut
glass it," .
That orign1ly the bowl Jacks
aunt gave for weddn present"
Then and started to
couple nobby ookn little affairs for Dora powder pun and
"One them the
we got from nv brother married and the others the
bowl my motherinlaw sent"
another down in the hall Belle for hodn
vsin cards the parlor and
in the sin' for the fudge Dora always maxim
hat l
The Washington times., 1911-07-14
M a m i e
IT ELL s.
B e | e
There's Nothing
Original About Wedding
Presents
Presents

EOPLE mix up little hard thinkin' with almost
everything but buyin' weddin presents, Belle. The
thought O havin' to buy weddin' present don't
strike any more into the heart of the avrage
woman than the thought O havin to eat double
order of ice cream.
She knows that no matter what she sends
somebody else' send somepin even more foolish,
and that By the side of other peoples little dona-
tions O. carpet slippers and toothpick holders her
own cute little Shawn brush with the wire brstles,
guaranteed not to wear out, may even loom up very
important
Brides are too schemin', though, Belle, so
Arizona republican., 1911-09-09
MOTORING IN THE SIERRA

Tt all goes to show how a miracle of yesterday becomes the common place of today" writes Earle Shell in the Sunset Magazine. Until within the last two or three years the Sierra grades were considered the supreme test for motor cor driv- CTS. For many owners even to att tempt the trip was as much as a cars life was worth. The improved roads and increased realization of motor car possibilities seemed to boost the Sierra routes almost in a day into the position of first popu- larity for automobile tours. Scores of machines began tO troop over the grades where scarcely one had gone before. Inhabitants of little noun tain settlements who previously had inspected d chance car with all the breathless interest that a Halley's comet could inspire. began to keep their chairs at the dinner table, even though the honking of horn and wild cackling of poultry proclaimed the passing of an automobile. Then the merchants of these same settle ments began to have calls for va rious accessories, such as gasoline and lubricating oil. At first they peered over their steel trimmed glasses and shook their heads negatively while the loungers rapped their heels against the barrels on which they sat and grinned behind their hands. But it did not continue d joke The gasoline tank began to pay better than the grain bin. Today the we'll stocked accessories department oi many merchandise stores that perch beside the various Sierra roads, elo- uuently evidence the important growth of automobile touring in those parts. The early feuds between settlers ana automobiliets have been completely dispelIed through a greater regard cultivated by the latter for the for mer's safety. and the realization but recently reached by the rural m habitants that the coming of the auto means much for the develop ment of his locality. No motorlst inclined to show due courtesy ana .civilitv need now fear any incon- venience from the people who hNe throughout the Sierras.
Arizona republican., 1911-09-09

Former associates and pupils of George Edward WOodberry. professor .of comparative literature at Columbia for more than 1S wears. have organ izcd society to advauc. the ideals of American literature for Whi .h he has stood. and to continue their re- lations with him and with one an other Professor WooGborry is the aU- thor of The Inspiration of Poetry Makers of Literature" and several volumes of verse. tD the excellence of which is probably due the orsauiza- tion of the society.