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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Baptist Young People Entertain.

The young peoples society held a
pennie social at the baptist church last
Thursday night. A comicai list of
things the doing of which subjected
the guilty person to penny fine was
posted, and the treasury of the society
was burdened with coppers before the
evening was over. The following most
delightful program was rendered: :
Miss Erma Regnell. solo; Miss Gret-
chen Calkins. reading: Misses Edging-
ton and Bradley, duet: Miss Ford,
reading; A little farce, why We
Were Never Married. by six old
maids and bachelors. About 100 were
present enjoying the entertainment.
The committees were as follows,
Refreshment = Misses Gretchen Cal
kins, Eleanor Ewing, Mabel Claxton,
Viva Clapp, Shrum, Norma Barker,
Jennie Fory and Mr.. Eldon Bradley !;
Rule and Fine; Misses Martha Struck,
Edythe Brunquist, Brown, Ruby Whit
comb. Mrs. A. P. Sprague. Elmer
Isenberg, Joe Carson. Eldon Bradley,
Mace Baldwin and Lee Brunquist.
The doorkeepers were Herman Struck
and Clarence Dunn.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Gaueer's S Outfit Stolen.

While on the way to inspact'the head
of the ditch of the Farmers Irrigation
Co. Monday, Joe Loser, ,gauger Of the
company, was unfortunate enough to
have some one make way with his
camp supplies and outfit. The gauger,
not desiring to carry his baggage in
the Winans station, about mile be-
yond the pointl where his duties began,
dropped them off the train there, IN
tending TO pick them up on his return.
However, imagine his chagrin, when
he found the articles gone.
Mr.. Loser after making personal
search was unable to find any trace of
the culprit and Sheriff 7. +. Johnson
was notified. However, all attempts
so far to locate the man with the outfit
have been futile.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
LIVE STOCKUSHOWING
WORTH $91,6S9, 400.

That the annual live stock produe-
tion of the state is worth S9l ,6e9. 400
was stated by'Dr. James Withyeombe.
director of the experiment stations at
the State Agricultural College, IN an
address at the annual banquet OF the
Oregon Pure Bred Live Stock Associa-
ton at the state fair.
His statistics were as follows: oi5, :
$50 cattle valued. at $l3, AIS, 600; 10. GOO
dairy COWS at $1,000, 600; 295, 600
horses at 1892, 5SS, 900; 500 mules at
81. .O4O, 400; 2, 4Ol 900 sheep at $9.6o,
600; 324, 600 hogs at S3.SS8, 600; 22O, 600
goats at $3.50, 600; 10000. 600 lbs. OF
wool at 81, 600, 600; $50, 600 lbs. OF
mohair at 1864. 600: dairy products at
sI4, 900, 600; and'poultry at IS, OOO, ,OOO'
making a total value Of SOL $50, 400.
c. l., Hawley of the College board
of regents was reelected president at
the annual meeting, and ii. q. Harris
was made secretary. The meeting was
addressed by Prof. Carlysle of Idaho,
Prof. Van Pelt Of Iowa, and Pres. W.
]. Kerr of o. A. c. Pres. Kerr spoke
on the advantages of agricultural
education, the necessity of getting the
boys interested in farming early, and
other farm problems.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
JURORS DRAWN FOR
OCTOBER TERM

The following citizens of the county
have been drawn as jurors for the De
tober term of the Circuit Court: W. u.
Summerville, farmer; E. L. Smith, re.
tired; ]. d. McCully, farmer; August
Paasch. farmer; Arthur Fuller. far
mer; ]. p. Goodpasture, farmer Z. n.
Benson, farmer: Harry II. Bailey,
electrician; W. w. Mason, contractor; /;
Thomas Lacey, farmer; g. W: Mcln-
tosh. farmer; }. w. Shipley, farmer )
Perry Z. Wells, farmer; Peter Mohr,
farmer; j. d. McLucas, contractor; u.
A. Howell, farmer: Edgar Locke, far
mer; C. F. Sumner. plumber; Sam Il.
Campbell, farmer; G. II. Stranahan'
merchant; j. A. English, farmer; Rob
ert Krohn, farmer; Frank Chandler,
retired; NJ. d. Odell, farmer; W., r.
Laraway, jeweler; VIM. Ehrck, far
mer, the postoffice of all the above
being Hood River; L. A. Wherry, OF
Viento, farmer; w. H. Rodenhiser, OF
ParkdaIe, merchant; E. l.. Pennock, OF
Cascade Locks, clerk; and w. M. ASH,
of Cascade Locks, salesman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
HaIl-Cheyerie.

A quiet home wedding was soem-
nized Saturday at the home of the
brides aunt, Mrs. w. A. Eivers, of
Portland, when Miss Laura Cheverie
became the bride Of d. ID. Hail, one of
Mosier's prominent young business
men and formerly secretary of the
Commercial Club there. The ceremony
was performed by Father O'Hara of
the Roman Catholic Church. After
delightful wedding dinner the couple
left for honeymoon trip in Califor-
MIA. They viii return to 'Mosier the
latter part ofsthe month to make their
future home. Mr.. Hail was attended
by his friend W. M. Thurston, also of
Mosier.
Both MIR. and Mrs. Hail have many
friends in this city, where they have
made a number of visits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
BASEBALL SCORES.
Odd Way the Plays Were Rseerdsd
Back In the Sixties.

BACK IN the SiStiss.
The baseball public Of today, accus-
toned TO the minute reporting OF
games, wherein each run is compound
ed and many q play analyzed. is Of
fered the account Of a game played In
Syracuse in 1868 The contestants
were the Central Citys Of Syracuse
and the Athletics Of Philadelphia, and
the score was IL TO u.
The game was delayed half hour
by the difficulty in finding an umpire.
Then the report goes on to state:
'sThe game opened loosely upon both
sides. and at the end OF the first In
nings the score stood Athletics 8, Gen.
trail City 4, each side making its tallies
promptly from the loose playing of
the out club. After the first inning the
Athletics played more carefully, while
the Central Citys grew more careless
until the lifth inning. when they be-
came more demoralized than was the
Union army at the battle Of Bull Run.
considerable dissatisfaction was
manifested and expressed. and In two
innings rightfully so, at the evident
,ne sided decisions Of the umpire.
1--WE will not particularlze. but suf-
fee to say that several Of the players
ON both sides did well. while others.
especially the Central City side. were
not fully up TO their standard efforts.
The following is the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
A CRUSHING RET0RT.
Mime. sonobird Paid Her Naughty So
clety Patron In Full.

Mime. sonobird Paid Her Naughty So
eiety Patron In Full.
Last year a prominent Boston society
leader, In arranging a musical surprise
at an elaborate dinner given to the
towns elite. called on a singer Of re-
nown to engage her services for that
event 1t chanced that the singer was
naturally independent On the other
hand, the caller was nOtoriously
naughty. As a result this was what
transpIred between them:
After the visitor had announced the
import of her coming, the singer sue
cinetly said she would sing one num-
ber for $500. and that it would be a
Wagnerian selection.
"The price we will not haggle over"
said the visitor, "but instead OF that
grand opera selection I want you to
render one of the light and popular
dittIes Of the day"
For the Wagnerian song. 5000; for
the popular ditty, $780," was the Arm
reply
"But, madame" expostulated the so.
ciety leader. your classical song is
much more exacting on your powers,
so why should you charge more for
the lighter and easier songY"
"Ah.' replied the independent one.
''the harder song is all fun to me; the
easier one all work.
SO the price was fixed at $500.
Just as the naughty visitor was
about to depart. she turned to the
artist and said:
"Of course, shall not expect you to
mingle with my guests"
"Ah," was the biting retort, Il shall
throw of $50."--Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Odell Revival.

With improved weather conditions
the audiences have increased. Sunday
evening the large Tabernacle was
almost full. The interest which has
been excellent from the first is also
growing.
Pastor Handsaker who has been kept
from the meeting because of illness
was present for the first time Monday
evening and led the congregation in a
rousing song service.
At the close of the meeting there
was one conversion.
Evangelist Organ is sustaining the
reputation he has made in other fields
as a logical. scriptural and fearless
preacher of the Word.
The meetings will continue over next
Sunday. There will be three meetings
next Sunday at IL A. M and y at
2. NJ. Watch for further announce
ments.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Unitarian Church Notes.

Great interest is being taken in a
series of sermons at the Unitarian
Church this month, in which Mr.. Mae
Donald is trying to explain the teach
ings and mission of the so called
liberal churches. A new chorus choir
has been formed consisting OF the
following persons: Mrs. Slocom,
organist: Mrs. Sletten, director; Miss
Jaeger. Mrs. Huxley, Mrs. Sinclair,
Mr.. Slocom. Mr.. Morrison, Mr..
Ainsworth, Mr.. osgood and Mr.. Will
Chandler.
Next Sunday the subject will be
"The Power of our Gospel" in which
will be considered several instances of
the Transforming power of his Gospel.
A cordial invitation is extended to all.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Notice Of Completion Of State Street
Improvement.

Notice ls hereby given that John g. Zolls
notice this 2Ist day OF September, 1911, of the
completion of the Improvement OF State
Street by constructing concrete sidewalks In
front OF and adjoining lots G, ID. Z, and Wa
+, Hood River proper, In the city OF hood
River, oregon, nnder their contract
with this City heretofore made and entered
into. and that he amount due said con-
tractors for said Improvement upon its accept
anee is hereby stated to be the amount OF
sS49. .S5
And notice is further given that any oolec-
tions TO the acceptance OF said work under
tSe eontract,with the said contractors on the
part of said city may be died In the ofitce of
the undersigned city Recorder oy any inter
ested party at any time within y ven days
from the date of filing said notice, to,wit,
within seven days nom the 2lst day OF Sep
tember, 1911.
fhis notice is published In the Hood River
tslacier for two consecutive issues thereof, the
date OF the frst publication the reof being the
~' " u. b. LAN0ILLE,
Sslsss City Recorder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
ExtrsmsIx Polite.

The forms of Mexican politeness to
the stranger are sometimes embarrass-
ing. Miss Mary Barton. who visited
the country TO paint landscapes and
tells her experience in Impressions of
Mexico" says that people seemed
anxious to help me in all possible
ways, from the railway conductor,
who invited me to dine with him. to
the very smart young man that met
in the postoffice when had a number
of invitations in my hand and who Of
fered 60 lick the stamps for me-"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
The Paw of Ministers.

Following the magazine article
showing that the average pay of min
listers is less than 5000 per year comes
the announcement that Billy Sunday
is recuperating at his Hood River
ranch. About the only reeuperation
the 5000 man gets is picking hops to
exc out his seanty pay, there are those
who will say that the growth of the
new profession with high priced Hood
River ranches as an incident is partly
responsible for the 5000 rate. Hills.
boro Independent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Christian Church Notes.

Do not forget the Bible School Rally
next Sunday at 9:45. Individual
Responsibility" will be the pastor s
theme at IL A. M. In the evening an
evangelistic service will be held,
proceeded by rousing song service.
A number of the members of the
church attended the 0dell revival last
Sunday. Several of the singers are
attending each evening during the
week.
Evangelist d. E. Olson of Seattle
will give a lecture entertainment i'm the
church next Saturday evening. Ad-
mission free. A tree will offering will
be taken.
The ladies of the Church will meet
with Mrs. Handsaker Friday afternoon
at 2 80 to organize an auxiliary to the
G, M. B. M.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
MardOCk viii Speak Tonight.

Victor Murdoch, the young congress-
man from the Wichita, Kan, district,
will appear here tonight in a lecture
to be given at Heilbronner Hail under
the auspices of the Ladies' Aid of the
Grace United Bretheren Church.
Murdock who has become known for
his progressive tendencies, will speak
on political life at Washington.
Tickets for the Lyceum course may be
procured at Bartmess' store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
heIfer Has Record Peaches

The record peaches for the Hood
River Valley this year were raised bv
3. n. Helfer, whose ranch lis in the
Belmont district. Four of the peaches,
Albertas, weighed each more than a
pound. One of them tipped the scales
at lS ounces. Mr., Helfer saws that he
has realized net average of $3.50 for
his trees this year.
The largest peach recorded in the
woild has this year been grown in BEN
ton county, Arkansas. The peach. an
Elberta, was grown by Mrs. viii Har-
rison and weighed when picked twen-
ty-two ounces. The peach was sixteen
inches in circumference.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Musicians and Comedians at The Electric.

In addition to their usual attractive
films the Electric Theater has this
week been delighting its audiences
with number of musical novelties.
Beginning Sunday Kurth ana Lane en-
tertained the patrons of The Electric
with clever and comic musical stunts.
Myers and Myers began their fun pro
voking songs and dances last night.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
NJ. E. Church Services.

Sunday school at 1000 A. M. Preach
ing services at IL A. M. and 7:30 p.
NJ. Themes, morning, Why am a
Christian;" evening, Christianity in
Earnest. F" Junior League at 6 80 p. M.
Prayer on Thursday evening at 1880
o'clock.
All are cordially invited. Strangers
will be made welcome.
William B. Young, Pastor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Shuttino Him of.

The Dad-My son, ! want to tell you
that the secret Of my success, as 1t
must be Of any mans. is hard work.
L The Son-Sh, dad! don't care 10
hear other peoples secrets. and am
too much of gentleman to take ad-
vantage Of information gained in that
way. Say no more.-Toledo Blade.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Glacier Ownership Maps.

Up to date blue print, present owner
ship maps OF the Hood River valley are
for sale at the Glacier office. This map
is in two sections, the lower and the
upper valley. 1t has the roads and
streams marked and the names OF and
owners written over their tracts. Tn e
price Of the map complete is 81. will
be sent to any address postpaid upon
receipt Of the price.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Flood Of Molasses in New Orleans

A tank containing 1000, 900 gallons
OF mollasses burst in New Orleans last
week and the commercial district was
Hooded with stream Is feet deep,
says a dispatch TO the Portland Tele-
gram. Scores OF persons narrowly
escaped drowning and soifocation.
Repairs to the tank were made in
boats propelled over a sea of molasses.
The molasses tanks are located in
the wholesale district. The retaining
wall about the structure collapsed, but
the sluggish movement of the LIQUID
enabled the threatened persons to es-
cape. Many climbed electric lamp
posts.
The water main was broken from the
pressure and the million gallons of
molasses was soon carried into the
gulf.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
SCORE.
Totals .........12 q Totals ....'
RUNS IN EACH INNINGS.

IhO4Nb IN hhOIl AANANAAN1o.
Central city......4 o 1 / 0ss lila
Athletics .........b Ill o 0-A
Fly Balls Caught-Central City: Adams.
{: Porter. 8; Johnson. /: Cruttenden. 2;
Boswell, la Athletics: Radcliffe. 4:
Fisher. /. Berry. 1: Cuthbert 4: 6ensen-
derfer, 3-l3.
How Put Out-Centrsl City: Fly. 10;
FIRST base, Z; second base. /; foul bound,
4; home base. 2-27. Athletics: Fly. Il;
first base. .; second base. 1; third base. /;
homo base, 2; foul bound. 2-T.
Umpre-S. K. Radcliffe. Union Baseball
club. Camden, N. J.
Scorers-Pofter and Brownell
How would that go In a sporting ex-
ira today? The only familiar signs are
the criticism of the umpire and the
German names In the Athletic lineup.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21

Hood River Sweet Cider, Hires Root
Beer and Soda Waters of all fiavors can
be obtained for family use at all the
confectionery and grocery stores at
$l.00 per dozen with an allowance of
SO cents per dozen for the return of
bottles to the party from whom pur-
chased. Keep few bottles in cool
place during wa m weather.
HooD RIVER APPLE VINEGAR Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21

There is considerably less reason
why the plural OF mouse should be
mice than why the plural of spouse
should be spice. Any bigamist Will
admit as much.-Puck.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21

Customer-The poison may be excel
lent, but the rats won't take 1t. You'll
have to make 1t more tasty. Drug
gist-l've tried that already. but the
apprentice boys eat it.-Fliegende Blat.
ter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
The Only Mourner.

Randall-Was Spratt a popular manf
"PopularI The only mourner at his
funeral was the insurance Company
life
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21


State of Oregon, County OF Hood River-ss:
1, Il. o. Blanchar, cashier of the above-nam
ed bank, do soiemnly swear that the above
statement Is true to the best of my knowlecloe
aud belief. E. o. BLANcHAR, Cashier
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this 9th
day OF sept, isil. A. j. Derby,
Notary Public,
Correct.Auest. ]. W. Hnrichs, c. Deth.
maa, ID. Mcdonald, Directors.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21

Our Hamburger is always nice and
fresh, or we will make it to order at
Central Market.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-09-21
Report of the Condition OF
The First National Bank

AT Hood River In the State of oregon, at the
close OF business, Sept, |, 1911.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06

GENERALLY speaking, the papers all
over the state commend the attitude
of the state board of regents relative
to the grants to be asked of the leg
islature for the support aud progress
of the variou- institutions OF learning.
The commonwealth is growing in
population and prosperity at great
rate and in no way can progress DE
helped more than in adequately sup
porting the state schools.-Brooking
Press.
During the primary campaign the
Press howled about the extravaganza
of the administration. The great
part of our state expense is the cost
of maintaining and enlarging onr
institutions Now the press wants the
appropriation increased over that OF
two years ago. In the next primary
it will probably be hollaring ex
travagance the same as before.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06

The legal department of the federal
government has filed papers in suit
asking that the American Sugar Re-
fining company, known as the sugar
trust, he dissolved on the ground that
it is a lawless corporation and operates
in the restraint of trade. The peti-
tion is lengthy and sets forth the
facts of its organization in 1900, and
the swallowing of several indepen-
dent companies which had existed up
to that time. Among other things it
shows that S10,000000 worth of
shares were issued to Havemeyer
without consideration. There is no
QUESTION in the minds of the people
as to the corporation being engaged
in business contrary to the anti trust
law, but whether the government can
establish the fact before court that
holds dollars, however accumulated
or employed, to be above the interests
of the people is another question.
That it is operating in restraint of
trade is well known One has only to
ride along the harbor at New Orleans
and see the sugar refiueries at Algiers,
McDonoughviIle, and other towns on
the opposite side of the river, all now
owned by the American Sugar Re
fniug company, and all now idle,
All the sugar refined in that part OF
the United States is now refined by
the trust in a mammoth new plant
down the river about three miles
north of the business district of New
Orleans. The plant covers several
acres of ground space, is about ten
stories high, employs from 100 to 9OO
men, as its needs require, and averages
about 10000 barrels of refined sugar
per day. However, the fact of inter
est in this connection is not the size
of the plant, but the fact that all the
other refineries in that section have
been bought up by the trust and are
now closed and allowed to rot in idle,
ness.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06
supreme court

In Adams county, Ohio, the grand
jury ground out indictments for
bribery at the rate of about $50 per
day for several days. The total
number of indictments had reached
over l,400 the latter part of last week
Men plead guilty to selling their own
vote, their sons vote, the fathers vote,
or their brothers vote. Some sold
their vote three times, sometimes it
was to different political parties, and
sometimes it Was to different buyers
for the same party. The price rang
ed from SO to SIS in most cases.
Those who plead guilty were some
times fined and all were disfranchised
anywhere from TWO to five years. This
is the worst case of bribery, in point
of numbers involved, ever brought to
light.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06

GEORGE W. EGAN'S adminission to
the suspreme court that he made
false statements about the court in
his campaign speeches might have
satisfied the court that its dignity had
been vindicated, but how will he
square himself with the people? Egan
cannot carry water on both shoulders.
He either made false statements to
the people about the court, or he lied
to the court when he said the state
ments he made to the people were
false. We do not pretend to say in
which instance he was false, but in
one or the other he succeeded in de-
ceiving. He will find it more difficult
to become reinstated in the estima-
tion of the people than with the
supreme court.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06
THE CASE OF LORIMER.

Washington Star: 1t is hard to
see where Senator I.orimer can take
comfort from the so called vindication
given him by the subcommittee of
the Senate committee on elections
which investigated the charges of
bribery made in connection with his
election to the senate; aud if there is
any comfort for Senator Lorimer in
the situation, certainly there is none
for citizens who will retain some hopes
for betterment in politics. The SUBJ
committee did not pretend to say
there had been no bribery connected
with Lorimer's election. With the
personal confessions of several
members of the Legislature that they
had been bribed staring the com
mittee in the face. such claim was a
little strong even for this committee
to produce. Therefore, waving the
matter of whether members of the
Legislature had been bribed or not,
the committee reached the conclusion
that MIR. Lorimer b ID been elected
without regard TO the members said
to have been influenced by financial
considerations In other words, the
committee declares that if the votes