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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14


Mangan were out on easy grounders,
Brader Halter and Sandercock made
three base hits in rapid succession,
Brader tallying. That ended the
run-getting however.
That pitcher certainly must have
something" remarked one of the
spectators. And Mike Farrell
shorely did, repeating his perform
ance here on Memorial Day with
ease.
In the first inning, Captain Morris
put D. Evans up to lead off. He
struck out. Lwelleyn was out on an
easy fly to first. T. Evans ended the
seance by going out on grounder to
second.
Mangan, first man up, was hit by
pitcher. Brader followed with
sacrifice hit, sending Polt who ran
for Mangan, to second. Halter was
out on a grounder to first, advanc-
ing Jacob who ran for Polt who
ran for Mangan" to third. Sander
cock was hit by pitcher. Polt was
next man up. On the thrown in,
Sandercock stole second. Jacobs run
in on the throw down to second, and
was al easy Out. NO runs.
In the second inning, Captain T.
Morris drew pass to first. White,
second man up was hit by pitcher,
advancing Morris to second. Norton
was hit by pitcher on back of head,
and the bases were filled. Henley
was out on a grounder to first.
Roche made a nice little hit, that
scored Norris and White. Male
was substituted for Helstern. Roche
hit to right for one base, Norton
scoring. Score 80.
TAUT nn n n 1900
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14
HONESDALE.
Sander

Solen bases-Roche 2, Sander
cock /. Left on bases-Taylor q,
Honesdale 7. One-base hits, T.
Evans, White, Roche, Brader 2, Hat
Ter 1, Sandercock 1, Bader 1, Schil-
ling /. Struck out by Farrell II,
Helstern 1, Male 1. Bases on balls,
off Farrell 0, off Helstern 1, off Male
/. Hit by pitcher, White 2, Norton,
Mangan, Sandercock. Umpire, John
Boyle, White Mills. Time of game,
1880 Attendance, 800.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14
RINK NOTES.

Wednesday night the funny three
legged race. Eight entries. Don't
miss it.
Thursday night, two-mile race be-
tween Jesse Carey, champion of Can
ada, and Chet Smith, champion of
Middle States.
Friday night, Jesse Carey will
race ten miles against time. Do not
fail to see this ten-mile fast race.
He intends to establish a new rec
ord.
Saturday night, three-mile race
between Jesse Carey and H. E.
Fern.
Admission each night, 10 cents.
Skating until II p. m.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14
Funeral OF Mrs. Mary e. Barns.

Funeral services for the late Mrs.
Mary e. Barns were held last Thurs
day AFTERNOON at the home of her
da~gh,er, Mrs. Charles e. Dodge,
1922 Main street, Rev. A. L. Whit
taker officiating. lnterment was
made at Glen Dyberry cemetery.
The bearers were: E. A. Penniman,
Chas. j. Smith, j. A. Brown, Henry
Schwemiey, J. N. Welch, VIM. H.
KrantZ
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

THE NEW LONG MODELS IN
late style corsets can be bought
at Menner & Co.'S store in leading
makes. 47eoi4.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

State OF Pennsylvania, County Of Wayne, IS.
l, H. z. RUSSELL. President of the above
above statement Is true to the best OF my
IL. q. RUSSELL, President,
,OsS OSSn6scri5ed 6 10 9 and sworn to before me this
Correct-attest:
II. T. MENNRR.
ANDREW THOMPSON. SDirectors
], c. BmDsALL l6w1
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

orde
to proceed Improvements,
revelation to ohio-or other state for that matter
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14
HOWDY!

stockhoder
sincerely wishes him in his work
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

TO CLOSE OUT SOME REMAIN
ing stock of Ladies' Jacket Suits,
Dresses and Coats. Menner & Co.
will offer them at very low prices.
47eoi 4
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

Thfee
think
however, that they "Gruf, Graft and Grovel"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

THE LATE STYLES IN WASH
crash linen suits in late cuts at
Menner & Co.'s store. 47eoi4.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14

LADIES' MUSLIN AND KNIT UN-
derwear suitable for summer
wear in the latest fitting forms at
Menner & Co. 47eOi4
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14
WEDNESDAY, JUNE IL, 1911.

A a a then
be As
tes from
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-06-14
TEAM COULDN' 'TH|T

Continued From Page One.)
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

her great temple was her chief glory.
The glory of that which was Thebes
are the ruins of that temple, erected
for the worship of Ammon. the Unre.
vealed. holder Of the Sceptre of Power
and the Cross of Love, late the Zeus
of Greece and the Jupiter of Rome.
What is left of it Is colossal. what it
must have been in its full magnih-
cence many have sought to imagine;
that which exists Is but a tenth part
Of that which has persisted.
The encirclling wall of raw bricks,
some parts of which are still visible.
enclosed a space Of over 800 acres.
The first entrance, from the interior
Of which this photograph was taken, is
about 367 feet wide and about 1876
feet in height. 1t stands before the
large court shown in the foreground.
On either side OF this are columns:
then comes the great columned hall.
its entrance guarded on the right by q
stone Pharaoh. In the inner court
stands an obelisk Of Thothmes !. The
huge doorways leadings from court to
court are particularly fine. The tenn
pie was one Of the wonders Of the an
cient world.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
Retort Practical.

A too convivially inclined young
clubman was introduced at q recep-
ton last week to a clever society
woman whom he understood, in some
hazy fashion, to be a great artist. She
vas not an artist, nor had she ever
made any attempt to be. But the
young man, whose wits were apt to go
wool gathering al times. thought she
was. And he was very anxious to
make a sufficiently pretty speech to
her.
He murmured the usual convention
alities when he was presented. and
You paint, don't you? So many peo-
pie have told me about It," he said
ingratiatingly.
The young woman stared at him,
looked him severely in the eyes. let
her glance fall on every feature Of
his perplexed face. glared her indig-
nation, and then she spoke:
IF l do" she remarked, icily. "at
least l don't make a mistake and put
it on my ose."-Philadelphia Times.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
Thomas w. Davis.

must now be content with short con-
stitutionals limited to the city streets
and adjacent rural roads. He has bid
a regretful adieu to the Centuries"
of a decade ago when he was but a
septuagenarian and less matured
than the present day.
Mr.. Davis Is now living in retire
ment at his home in Peoria county
and is fond of recalling his early ex-
perience as a wheelman. He was 81
years Of age when the craze for bicy-
cles swept " the country. He b.
came intensely interested and invest
ed in one Of the early type with the
mammoth wheel in front and small
wheel behind, known as the "ordi-
naries." He made the switch to the
safety type as soon as the latter was
introduced and has ridden many ma
chimes since. running up a mileage
close to 10000. greater than any 9th
er man OF his years.
At the age of Is he had ridden 100,-
900 miles and earned a remarkable col
lection of medals in various competi-
lions. The medal which he prizes the
most was given to him by the Century
Road Club Of America for riding 5000
miles in 1902, more than any one per-
son in the United States. In 1896 he
covered 12,400 miles and was then
ninth on the list. The fact that he
was in the front rank in 1902 with H.
600 miles less. indicated the decline Of
the wheel as a medium of sport.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

glad I did, for It has cured ma.
II know Of so many cases where va.
men have been cured BY Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that I can
say. to every suffering woman II that
medicine does not help her, there II
nothing that will."-MrS JANETzx1.
2o6S Arch St, Chicago, Ill
This is the age Of substitution, and
women who want cure should insist
upon Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound just as this woman did, and
not accept something else on which the
druggist can make . little moro profit.
Women who IN passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any Of those distressing ills Pc
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
OF the fact that for thirty years Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
which Is made from roots and herbs.
has been the standard remedy for fe-
male ills. In almost every community
you will find women who have been
restored to health by Lydia e. PINK.
bans Vegetable Compound.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
AN AGED ILLINOIS WHEELMAN
to Take Frequent Long
Spins.

Bloomington. Ill.-Thomas w. Da
Wis. 81 years OF age. and distinguished
as the worlds oldest wheelman, has
impatiently waited for summer wealth
er SO that he could resume his daily
spins upon his bicycle.
Acquiring the bicycling fever at the
age of 81. he has been an enthusiastic
devotee since and has no equal in the
world of wheeling. The feebleness In
cident to age. has prevented his long
distance rides of other days and he
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
APPALLING Excuse.

. This is the nth time you have
been brought before me this term
said the Judge. frowning severely up
on the prisoner at the bar.
Yes. your honor" said the prisoner.
You know q man Is judged BY tho
company he keeps, and I like to b
seen talkin' to your honor for tho
sake of me credit"
All right" said the Judge. "Omcer.
take this man over to the island and
tell them to give him q credit Of 30
days."-Harper's Weekly.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
Honey Sixty Years Old.

One thousand pounds of honey, some
OF it more than sixty years old, is the
remarkable exhibit now being viewed
by hundreds Of people at East Lee. q
village of Massachusetts. The entire
quantity was obtained by workmen
while tearing down a tavern built one
hundred and fifty years ago. They
discovered In the garrett more than
fifty swarms of bees and their half
ton accumulation Of honey. For more
than a century the tavern has been
In the hands Of a single family. No
person now living q remember ever
having entered the garnet.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
He Was Innocent.

Johnny Williams had been dad"
again.
"Ah, me. Johnny" sighed his Sun
day school teacher. I'm afraid we
shall meet In heaven"
What have you been doin'?" asked
ly.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
RUINS OF TEMPLE OF T.:EBES
Great Building Was Egyptian City's
Chief Glory In the Days Of the
Pharaohs.

Cairo, Egypt.-When Thebes of the
Hundred Gates was the favorite resi-
dence of the Pharaohs of Egypt. and
the seat of government, when she
could furnish 10000 chariots, fully
equipped and fully manned for war.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
The Niaht Shift.

Positive Wife-John, why do you
talk In your sleep? Have you any
idea? 4
Negative Husband-So as not to
forget how. / suppose. It's the only
chance ] geti-Puck.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
Very oeIect.

The landlady was trying to Impress
the prospective lodger with an idea Of
how extremely eligible the neighbor-
hood was. Pointing over the way Ct :
fine mansion. she said In . hushed
whisper:
Young man, over there ACROSS the
street there's eve million dollarsi"
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
SHE GOT
WHAT SHE
WANTED
This Woman Had to Insist
Strongly, but Il Paid

Chicago, IIl.-"I suffered from . 70.
male weakness and stomach trouble
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Moved to Avoid Rent.

sWoVcO 10 AvotO neNt.
CHORTLY after James e. Jarrett of
~ Fort Wayne married Jennie New
mar he told her one evening after din
ner that he had solved the whole cues
ton OF the advanced price Of living,
and when she leaned breathlessly for
ard he impaired the somewhat worn
aphorism that 1t is cheaper to move
than to pay rent.
Mrs. Jarrett laughed and took It as
a joke. because the next day was the
one fixed for the visit of the landlord.
However. she found that Mr.. Jarrett
was In earnest, because within the
next week Or SO she had her first ex-
perience with an angry rent gatherer,
papers Of eviction and q visit from
the sheriff.
After that Mr.. Jarrett put his theory
into continuous practice, and in the
next seven years the Jarretts Grated
their household goods no less than 80
times; 16 moves being only two
jumps ahead of the officers OF the
law. Finally Mrs. Jarrett found that
her love had been broken all to
pieces with so much moving, as she
had not always had time to crate II
properly. When she sued for d.
vorce she declared that her husband
had failed to provide a home for her.
and Mr.. Jarrett answered that he had
but the judge sided with the plaintiff
Had to Nurse the Chickens.
MAYHEM the wife of Herman Roemer
w of Denver left him he had his
share OF troubles. He had to turn
In and do the cooking. and the wash.
Ing, and, to complete the disaster
some pet chickens got sick, and there
Herman was left all alone with them
on his hands. He inserted personal
after personal" in the columns Of the
daily paper ~beseeching Pauline to
come back to her desolate home. but
not even the thought of the suffer-
ing fowls moved her tickle heart. Fl.
nally. we are glad to relate, Herman
nursed them back to health, and then
he sued for divorce.
sewed Runaway Husband In Sheet.
e RNEST STEWART of New York
IL got tired of too much domesticitv
a few months g and decided to re-
turn to the adventurous life of a rover
So one night he failed to come home
n his wife went through various
stages of anxiety, fear and grief until
she discovered that he had sailed
away over the sea as assistant stew.
ard on an ocean liner. On the dav
the ship was expected In port on ira
return voyage she sen her 13-year-old
son to the pier. So, when the recall
citrant Ernest came down the gang.
plank the first person he saw was his
boy. But Charles brought no re-
proaches to his parent, but said.
Papa, mamma a y that sue isn't
angry or anything. but she has fixed
GU up q nice dinner and a o
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

and / went to the
store to get = bottle
of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound, but the
clerk did not want
to let me have IT.
he said IL was no
good and wanted mo
to try something
else, but knowing
all about It / In
sisted and finally
rot it. and i am no
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

to come up to the house." At first
Stewart hung back, but as the boy
ran over the menu his decision weak
ened and he went home.
His wife, instead of greeting him
with tears, had on a nice white apron.
and set dinner at for kings before
him. He ate to ~repletion, SO that
when he rose after it and said he
was about to return to his vessel, 1t
was Easy for Mrs. Stewart to persuade
him to take a little nap before so
doing.
As soon az Stewart had begun to
snore the sleep of perfect digestion
Mrs. Stewart and Charlie bound him
fast to his couch with clothesline, and
then Mrs. Stewart sewed q sheet
about him. Then she sent Charles to
the police station, and when the po-
liceman came they took Stewart to
the station on his bed. and there his
bonds were cut.
She WouIdnx Say "obey.
- HE other DAP q divorce was
! granted in Ptttsburg that ended
a marriage of 80 years. during all Of
which time the man and woman had
been separated OF account of q stub
born within Of the bride. When Mary
Terrence and John Speer were mar
ried Mary corrected the minister and
declared that she was not willing to
include the word "obey" In the mar
riage service. After the ceremony
the pair proceeded to their home, and
there the bridegroom began to easo
the matter out. Then Mrs. Speer
said she considered the word "obey"
foolish, as she had no intention of do
ing any such thing. The bridegroom
asserted his right to be considered the
head of the house, and In short a fine,
lively quarrel started on the question
Of who should wear the trousers. Fl
nally the newly made husband seized
his hat and said angrily that he would
never return to his home until his
wife signified her willingness to sub
NIT. AS time went on the resolution
of both hardened, and the marriage
halted where it began at the word
"obey" In the marriage service.
Husband Who Would Not Smile.
AIRS. John Pohlman Of Des Moines
lvx secured a divorce because she
had that which men usually declare q
woman does not possess-a sense of hui
NOR. Besides. she had a sensitive dis
position, SO that when she tried to re-
gale the family dinner table with
funny stories and witticisms, and her
husband met her efforts with only
cold stares. she was SO deeply wound
ed that she charged cruelty in her pc
titiOn.
One time, she related. when the fam
lily was having a fine time telling
jokes and commenting humorously
upon the news Of the day, her hus-
band acted 50 morosely that one Of
the children asked him If he was not
feeling well, ~whereupon he responded:
Il hate to see a set of FOOLS"
Comedy Of May and December.
WHEN the friends of Minnie FOL
Wv be of Detroit demonstrated with
her for marrying 70-year-old Christian
Zolbe, she tossed her head and quoted
the proverb about an old mans dar-
ling and a young mans slave. But
Minnie didn't turn out a darling by
any means. for after four years Of mar
riage the old gentleman sued for .
divorce IN the ground Of cruelty. and
cited that when his athletic wife wal
provoked at him she spanked him
with her slipper. Also. he declared,
when she wished to reprove him In
public. she. pinched his arm. He Cd
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

The Professor-An ordinary brick
Will absorb q quart Of water.
The Pugilist-Thcn my brothers no
brick!
The PROFESSIONALISM do you meant
The Pugilist-He never absorbed
that much water In his life.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

F YOU are happily married,
these little stories will
make you realize how
lucky you are. writes Maude
Neal. in the New York
Sunday World.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09

more full of thorns than roses, then
o may provide a little company for
your misery.
II you are contemplating matri-
mony, they may tend to have the sal
utary effect of Punch's advice to those
who are planning marriage-Don't!
At any rate, they show what an
ironic little god Cupid is sometimes.
and how he wears a cap and bells as
often as the bow and arrows.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
He Impersonated Satan.

A NDREW BLAES OF Chicago be-
"A came much interested in hypnot-
ism and occult science several years
ago, and insisted upon performing
many of his experiments at home.
much to the discomfort Of his wife.
He burned incense, which made her
sick. and on one occasion. after she
had retired, she heard such strange
noises proceeding from the kitchen
that she arose, tip-toed to the door and
peeped In. What was her horror at
finding her husband dressed in red
to represent Satanic Majesty, burn
ing red fire and s~creeching like q
fiend. When he caught sight Of the
frightened face Of his wife he start
ed toward her, and as she fed he fol-
lowed. He chased her all over the
house, and each time he caught her
he tore a piece out of her night dress.
until she was almost nude. He also.
on another occasion, erected q throne
in the bedroom, and, dressed as the
devil, he seated himself upon 1t and
made her bow down and worship him.
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mitted that he might be In his Sec
ond childhood, but denied the same
right to his wife that he had to his
mother. to suffer correction in such
a humiliating way. Minnie admitted
his allegations, but declared that FOL
be had grossly deceived her. as
before marriage he had told her he
was wealthy, and when she found out
the falsity of this statement she felt
that he had entrapped her into mar
riage so that he might have some one
to look after him. and she was merely
doing this.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
Romance Versus Committing.

Romance Versus Committing.
IF THE timetables had been differ
i ent, il Dermot Holden's hours at
work had been shorter, II Delawanna,
N. j., had been nearer to New York.
Isabelle Holden is sure that the dream
of her married life would never have
been shattered. For the irksomeness
Of arising at 4 a. m. to start her hus-
bands breakfast. of blacking his shoes
at night SO that he would not be late
in starting for his train, of seeing
that he really arose when the alarm
clock gave its warning. wor all the
romance out Of her life. THE wife
who stays at home." she said. com
mutes just as much az the husband"
The rush to the train and the rush
home made Dermot and irri-
table, and he was to tired at night ia
take her out any place or to be any com
pany to her. The pair owned q house
at Delawanna. they we're not able to
dispose of 1t. and until they did they
could not move into the city, so each
wearied of the joys of commuters
life, and q divorce suit was filed.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-09
The Silent Husband.

The Silent Husband.
COON after their marriage. Frank
- Beekman and his wife Of Asbury
Park had a TIL, and Mrs. Beekman
angrily and tearfully said: 81 don't
want you ever to speak to me again"
"All right l won't" shouted Beck
man, seizing his hat and making for
the door.
BY night Mrs. Beekman had forgot
ten about the quarrel, and was ready
to tell her husband the news of the
day when he returned from work In
the evening. But Beekman came In.
returned no to her questions,
ate his supper and went to bed with
out speaking. His wife thought he
was suffering from a spell Of sulki-
ness and tried to Goa him out of 1t
by persuasion, tears and finally anger.
But from that day for 4 years Beekman
never spoke a word at home. Mrs. Beck
man tried burning the soup and put
ting salt in his coffee, in the hope
that his anger would drive him to
speech, but Beekman never vent fur
then than shaking his head. Once
1t was a red letter day for Mrs. Beck
mamie moved his lips as If about to
say something, but evidently changed
his mind, and closed them firmly
again. Adhering to his policy of ST.
lence, Beekman interposed no answer
to his wife's suit for divorce.