The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
1 Tail Of, 7le Newly Rich
By The Tale Thereof
Beau Espritd

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Beau Esprita
So ma She pact my cloze aWl up
an seD that must go
2Skool at wunst, my yeller pup,
the | i SWipt, U no
frum aWf the meet MANI wagon
an Is SavD frum Sausage
meet
ma SeD it cooDnt tag on with me.
Slapt me in the sect
NV my good rezolooshunz az the
poet fellerz Say.
Seemz az if when am good
thingA aWlwiS tern that
Weigh.
Rite then j made my mind up
that B 4 Went 2 Skool
id Show ma What a geenyus She
wuz Setin up 2 rule.
B-leave me WooDnt Do nothin
rong 2 nobody. But when U're
own ma Wants Send U awf 2
Skool With lot Nv SiSie Boyz an
wont let u take U're yellow dawg
along with U What il fellow 2
DO? an enie weigh had made up
my mind B-4 2 B Burgler We nj
grew up So mite az we'll Start at
wunct, an ma WooDnt let me go
oWt mites So had 2 Burgel Where
Good.
Well put on pare Nv DaDz
pants and an ole hat what i found
an made mask owT Nv my ham
kercheef By thing notS in it, and
fixt up SiSiz curling iurnz 4 piStul.
then on the last mite that wuz 2 B
at home got up in that part Nv the
mite Which poet fellerz call Deb
tho why it IL enie DeDer than enei
uther part i Don't no. Went in
MAJ room an took anvil NV her jewLz
Which She had kwite lot, then
went in DaDz room Bcawz DAD wuz
a weigh that mite an took awL Nv
hiz STUFF 2. Then i Went Bak an
Woke ma up an put the curling
iurnz against her he'd an SEE crool
an unfeeling muther What WONT let
her poor Boy whe IL her own Sun,
an also the Sun NV her huzBunD
who il a good man even if he duz
Stay owt mites, an q wont let U're
OWN child take hiz yeller dave 2
Bording Skool with him. an enie
weigh, j SEE, it liz SiSiez Skoof an
no place 4 man NV U're SUM tai
ent. i'm fact, tellz ma who liz shak-
ing frum frite NV the curling iurnz
which She Bleavez 2 B gun, U're
Sun il 2 good a man 2 go 2 Skool at
awl xSept 2 take Boxing leSunzawf
pug migraNV, Which i can git sew
enty 5 SentS leSun. So, U hard
hartiD muther, U r roBD Nv awL
U're thingz and Will No Better
next time. Don't Skreem, i told her,
A if u Do will take U're life which
i Don't want 2 Do Bcawz then DAD
WOOD marie that aktreS that he IL
So krazie aBowt.
G., Didn't think when SEQ that
aBowt it's giving me aweigh But i
DID in a mint 4 ma She hollerz rite
owt. What's that aBowt aktreS?
he told me biz parDner waz Sick an
he had 2 Set up with him ever mite
an think that have Bin married. 2
Such Bass rech A twenty 5 yeerz.
And here liz Burglerz cuming othe
howSe, ma SeD, an killing awf awL
ny us biz wife and children while
he liz Seeing Sum panteD ole aktreS
huSie with faultz teeth which never
had in my life az how shooD Bling
only twenty 7 yeerz OLD next munth.
An me having RACED hiz children till
they II OLD enuf 2 marie he COZ an
ieavez us awl 2 3 killed Buy Bur-
glerz at the Same time DiSgracin
owr poor corpziz Buy going to 2 See
a aktreS what Diez her hare an haz a
faulsz leg mayB, lord noz, an that
on the very mite we DIED. An hiz
OWN Sun the craven imige Nv hiz
father il SO ashamed Nv hiz imijit
anSeSterz conduc that he wakes me
upin the DeDuv mite 2 tell me that
hiz father il crazy aBowt a aktreS.
no, ma SEE, that U're father which
liz Bass D-Seat planned this Bur
glerz So az 2 have that wickiD ruin
Kill us awL an then he GOOD marie
hiz aktreS. But we fold hiz ot,pl
She See, an vankwiSht the Burgler
Single hanDiD an me in my mite