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Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02
That Awful Mrs. Jones.

That Awful Mrs. Jones.
Mrs. Smith-She Is 30 unobservingi
Mrs. Brown-And always complain
ing. The other day. while balloontng
near storm center. she coilided With
q rain cloud and reported to the 40
thortues that the driver Of an aero.
plane sprinkler had splashed water Ill
over her best Rowni-Widow.
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02

Important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle oi
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02
Not q Lucrative Jc

Not Q Lucrative Job.
Friend-So your friend has left col.
lege. What is he In?
Pater-Debt.
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02
Consulted Him often.

Mrs. Benham-Health is wealth.
Benham-At the rate you have the
doctor you ought to get rich quick"
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02

Roots, 6arks and Hsrbs-HoofD
sarsaparilla 20 combines the great
curative principles Of roots. barks and
herbs as to raise them to their high
est efficiency for the cure Of all spring
humors. all blood diseases. and ruAp
down conditions.
There Il no substitute for Hood'A
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02
NOT UNUSUAL.

Il saw q pianist last night who can
play with his toes"
"Umphl-rve got kid Is months
old can do thati"
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02

Peace with God without peace with
men is an tniquitous thing
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02

S:s -: :as 49,: .: e: :;: ;;'' is: ~ q
Gilpin observer., 1911-03-02

:. s:'1 S%SS1 81 = SxSs 81; 81; ~, 80: a .:s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

Last Sunday Rev. Father Stulz Of
the st. Mary's church Of Sleepy Eye
announced that the lorty hours adj
GRAFTON services will be held on Tues
day and Thursday Of this week.
Many OF the priests from other towns
will take part. Confessions will be
started on Monday afternoon an6
will be heard every morning, afternoon
and evening during the 40 hours
sevice.
County Treasure Henry Berg was a
Sleepy Eye business caller. Our big
Sheriff VIM. Julius accompanied him
as his body guard.
Mankato was to much for Sleepy
Eye at the latters' grounds Sunday.
Both pitchers King Of Mankato and
Szoske Of Sleepy Eye throwing good
ball. The final score was 2 to in
Mankato's favor. Next Sunday
Sleepy Eye will play Springfield at
Springfield.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26
CORTLAND
G. W. Schlottman and children
took an auto ride to NicOllet Friday.

G. W. Schlottman and children
took an auto ride to Nicollet Friday.
Mrs. Christ Bobsin who was very
sick for a few weeks died Sunday
morning of paralytic stroke. She
was very good christian woman and
was we'll liked by all who knew her.
She leaves her husband, Mr.. G. Bob
81 and twelve children to mourn her
departure. We sympathize with the
bereaved father aud children.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Henry Meyer OF
Nicollet, Mr.. and Mrs. August Meyer
of Oshawa and Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Blank Jr. of Nicollet were visitors
here Monday and each bought hne
bupgie of G. w. Schlottman.
Reinhart & Meier finished saving
lumber Saturday and nearly POO, OOC
tt. of lumber were cut which is GER
tainly very good for a new outfit to
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

start as late as the above did, but the
young men understood their business
and did very we'll. They cut very good
lumber and will get "a very big run
next year as far as the farmers have
expressed themselves.
G. w. Schlottman and Otto Sommer
we're business callers at New Ulm
Wednesday.
Henry Pehling had barn raising
bee last Thursday.
Mrs. Jos. Reinhart visited at Man.
kato and Eagle Lake last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. w. Schlottman
were visitors at the home Of their
daughter in Clements last Thursday
Joe Groebner and Fred Behnke OF
New Ulm were business callers here
Friday.
A. B. Ouren was business caller
at Hanska Friday.
H F. LANCE made a business trip
70 Mankato Saturday.
Art. Zieske was a visitor al
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26
Low Round Trip Rates TO California and North
Pacific Coast.
Sleepy Eye.

In the New McNeill hall at Sleepy
Eye on Thursday evening occurred the
fastest wrestling match ever seen IN
that city, between Harry Mills OF
Mime apolis, and VIM. Fischer OF
Buffalo, MINI. Mills won both falls
in 10 minutes, the first in 10 and the
End inc minutes. Local boys put on
the preliminaries, by giving q three
round boxing match, Harry Mills
would like to wrestel the Young Turk
in this city if arrangements can be made.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26
Careless about Appendicitis in
New Ulm.

Many New Ulm people have chronic
Appendicitis which is careless.y
treated as if it we're ordinary bowel or
stomach trouble. If you have wind
or gas in the stomach or bowels, sour
stomach or constipation, try simple
buckthorn bark, glycerine etc. as
compounded in Adler-ika, the new
German Appendicitis remedy. Eugene
A. Pfetferle states that A SINGLE
DOSE of this simple remedy will re-
lieve any bowel or stomach trouble.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26
SEATS NOW ON SALE AT
THE PIONEER DRUG STORE
Prices: 26c to $l.00

Traverse few days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raedeke returned
from their st: Paul visit last Satur
day.
J. W. Schroeder and Mrs. Herman
Zimmerman are visiting at Danube.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

wANTED-Local and travelling sales
men representing our reliable
goods. Any man of good appear
ance who is not afraid of work can
make this satisfactory and per-
manent business. Write at once
for terms. Outfit free. Territory
unlimited. Big money can be made.
Apply quick. ALLEN NURSERY Co.
ROCHESTER,, N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

CHEAP FOR CAsH!-Ten room house,
electric light, city water, cement
sidewalks, large cistern, cellar and
garnet, plum, cherry, ornamental,
lack walnut and shade trees.
Corner lot. centrally located. In
ouire at this office. 15tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

For SAI.E-Good flax seed, free from
weeds at Otto Fritsche, Town OF
Lafayette. 1913 pa
FOR RENT - Furnished rooms, COG
South German Street. 17-l9
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26
ans&sIF1Ep i,
APy EBfa|i|isIf

For RENT - Five Room house.
Inquire Is So. Broadway. Vacant
May LIST.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26
Cottonwood and SearIes. Z

VIM. Sch aef1ler Sr. is reported to
b. quite low with drOpsy.
Joe Schnobrich was visiting with
relatives in Springfield last week.
The little son Of George Bauer is
seriously i'll with pneumonia.
Mrs. Marg arethe Eckstein IS
seriously i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Fish we're
agreeably surprised by number OF
friends Saturday evening,
Low Round Trip Rates to California and North
Pacific Coast.
Including San Francisco, Los
Angeles and San Diego. CAL, Port
land, Tacoma, Seattle, Victoria, Van
couver, etc. Tickets on sale on Ger.
tain dates during April, May and
June. Favorable stopovers, Liberal
time limits. The oest Of everything.
Full information from Ticket Agents
North Western Line.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

If your piano needs tuning, tele-
phone to H. A. Vogelpohl. No. 100.
1921.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-04-26

= The Citizens State Bank pays 4 %
on time deposits. l7-lo
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
A Shock For Tennxson.

If any one asked Holman Hunt about persons he would tell delightful frank anecdotes concerning. maybe. the great men he knew and loved and measured exactly. He liked spice of fun in everything, too, and his face beamed as he described a walk with Tennyson he had lately taken. They heard footsteps behind, and the great man frOwned. How they dog us. Hunt How shall We escape them:''
 Just sit 0n the stile till they pass. % said the matter of fact artist. They did so. and two lads in knickerbockers marched by swinging their sticks and not even turning their heads Tenny- son was cbapfallen.
 Do you EnOw' Hunt" he said. 'I do not think they know who I ann
 -'Eery likely. my dear TennysOn, and they would not even know if you told themc' '-''BecOllections of Holman Hunt" in London Academy
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Use Short Words.

Literary aspirants should relisious.y eschew polysyIlabic orthography The philosophical and pathological substru~- ture of this principle is inelucTable. Excessively attenuated verbal sym bols inevitably induce unnecessary complexity and consequently exagger- ate the obfuseation of the mentality of the peruser. Conversely, expressions which are reduced to the furthermost minimum of simplifcation and con- pactness, besides contributing realistic verisimilitude, constitute much less onerous handicap to the readers per spicacity.
 Observe. for instance. the unmistak- able and unacceptable expressiyeness of onomatopoetic. interjectional, mono syllable utterances. especially when motivated under strenuous emotional circumstances. How much more ap- 2ealing is their euphonious pulchritude than the preposterous and pretentious pomposity of elongated verbiage.-Life
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
A Primitive. Painter.

Henri Rousseau. a man who used Co hold a minor government position in France. was for quarter of a cen tury the joke of artists and art students. in Paris. For years in the independ- ent salon he showed daubs which had not the most distant kinship with art. Some of his famous" pictures were a ~Laoy on Sofa In Jungle % a Tiger In a Jungle" a ''Nigger in q Jungle" He affected iungles. which consisted of innumerable parallel green lines to represent grass; the tiger was painted wooden toy; the lady looked as if she had come out of Noah's ark The unfortunate Rousseau went on exhibiting the same sort of work every year. and the painful thing was that he gradually became celebrity
 Sinister bumorists told him he had genius. and he took himself quite SC riously. T am a real primitive" he would say. some practical jokers even went the length of buying his pictures
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
NEM RIFLE RANCE

It will not be long before Company c of the militia will have some thing to break the monotony of the drill. Not much longer will it be all work and no play. The relaxa- ton will be a part of military train ing, but it will be relaxation because it will so nearly approach sport and will furnish an incentive for keen competition among the members of the company and between the com pany and other organizations. The time is coming when rife practice will be taken up.
 Captain Kuhn stated last night that rife practice would start iD April and that a range had been provided. This is through the gen. erosity of Frank w. Doan, who gives the use of the land at his ranch, his well and his ranch house for the shoots of Company G. Thus there is provided a near at hand range for the rife practice. for the location is only about three miles out. The facilities are excellent. a mountain to the east forming a fine background for the targets.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Most sesutifuI Watsr b worIa.

Little restaurants are scattered along the elir overlooking the bay of Capri and here by the waters edge you can sit and sip and gaze at Yesuvius away off in the distance or perhaps at tho water in the bay below
 The most beautiful water in the world. The blue water of the grotto Is more mystical, perhaps. but the wa ter of the bay of Capri is more ex- quisite. IL is a wonderful pale green. with greener, darker color streakeI through it. There is no other water like it in an the world
 And here in the little restaurant you sit and sit, gazing at the water below. although you know in your heart you ought to be seeing the rest of the place. But the water is so green and beautiful that when the warning whis- tie of the Naples steamer blows you awake with a start and realize you have seen nothing of Capri at all nothing but the emerald water, so en- ticing and beautiful.-Mary Sutley iE Pittsburg Dispatch.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
sPRucINe ue

There is evidence to be. seen at the Fl Paso & Southwestern rail road depot and along the right-of- way through Douglas pointing to an intention of that company 70 re main in business here and of inten- ton to become more attractive to both home folk and strangers in the future. The entire depot building has received a fresh coat of paint, green and yellow, suggestive of flying shillalahs on St Patricks day. A new crossing is being laid across the Agua Prieta track on the south side of the depot which will be more than twice as long as the former one, and of the most substantial material.
 On the south side of the depot and along the west side of Railroad avenue. which is the east side of the railroad property holes have been dug all the way from tho Y. M C. A. building on the south to the coal bins on the north and trees will be planted. Also holes are being dug on the north side of the track from the coal bins west to a point op- posite the railroad shops
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
What shs nsys Thoueh..

A prominent educator. talking to a class in an elementary school he had visited decided to illustrate a point he was making by a problem in long diyi- sion. the inuicacies of which the class had just mastered. He put down the necessary figures and then sadd:
 ''NOw, let us see how mary times this number will go into the other. Let us try six" He tried six, and, as he intended, six wouldn't do. Well, let's try five, then," he said Five was all right and he went ahead with bis talk.
 On his way home that evening he overlook two small boys with book bags under their arms and heard this conversations
 Say. Btu, did long whiskercd. baldheaded old felIer come into your room today?"
 Yep" replied Bin.
 And did he talk to youf"
 "Yep." said Bill
 Well, so he did to us, but the fun niest thing, by golly, was that the old chump stumDed himself on an example in long division Philadelphia Times.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Queer Skirts ln Yap.

In the Island of Stone Money" Dr. W. H. Furnlss tells of the female fash ions Of the natives of Tap. the most westerly of the Caroline islands, and expresses wonder that the women are so rarely burned to death
 ''In the first place, their skirts are composed of four or five layers of dried leaves and strips of bast and are so voluminous and distended that they stand out all around the body. outrival- ing the old fashioned hoopskirts. Even when sitting down the women are sur rounded by a mound of veritable tim der. In the second place, they are for ever striking matches 10 light their cigarettes; nay. worse even, they carry about with them. for the sake of econ omy. the glowing husk of a cocoanut, and neither 10 matches nor husk do they give the slightest heed. striking the one recklessly over their own skirts or absenmindedly resting the other against the skirts of their neiglli,o.. Yet in spite of this utter recklesSness never did see skirt catch fire. Oae month at longest is the life of a wozl- ans dress: then the old ski-i k bur .j and a brand new one plaited. wdh r tedious fittings at the dressI.li. g.. nor depressing bills to pay
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
STORY UNTRUE

The following from the Fl Paso Herald relative to an alleged seizure or arms, would seem to be utterly without foundation, or else with so little foundation as to be of no i'm. portance. There has been no seiz- ure of carload lots of arms in Doug. las, the United States marshal has not been in the city recently, nor has there been deputy marshal here.
 This is the story published in the Herald.
 Arms and ammunition shipped out of Fl Paso to Douglas have been seized by the United States marshal there and an investigation is now being made to learn to whom the arms were to be delivered.
 According to information received by the United States officers here, at least three carloads of arms and ammunition, mostly Winchester ri fies. had been shipped out of Fl Paso by a local firm billed to an arms company in Douglas Upon learning of these shipments the United States marshal at Douglas took posses sion of the guns and am intuition, according to Colonel A. c. sharpe, and is nov holding them
 lt is said at Douglas that the Mex ican federal officers admit that the munitions of war were intended for the federal army across the line from Douglas, but, fearing a ruse of the insuTrectos, the shipments were held up until an investigation could be made
 W. H. shelton of the Shelton-Payne Arms company admitted that his firm had shipped eases of arms to Doug las at different times lately. but that he had heard nothing of any of these shipments being received.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
An Innuisitive Scot.

Scotchmen are fond of an argument and delight to find flaws in an oppa- nent's logic. Two biacksmiths were once conversing as to which was the first trade in the world. One insisted that It must have been gardening and quoted from Genesis. Adam was put Into the garden oS Eden 10 dress it and keen it~- Aye John" retorted the other, who had stood up for h;s own trade, .'but wha made the spadesE"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
In Honnr Bound.

Heres 9 cents.'' said tramp to a bartender in Kew York. T want to pay it to you fer that free lunch. and then you can throw in five glasses of beer"
 Twenty-Five cents will buy the beer" answered the bartender "The lunch is free. you know"
 q doa't want it that way" the tramp insisted. T want ter pay g quarter fer the lunch and get the bee- free"
 Its all the same price either way the baiman explained. What differ enee can it makeE
 Its a matter q personal honor. sir, = was the iramp's reply T promised the old lady wot give me the quarter that I'e spend itNer something to ea.' See?-'
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Hopeless.

Pat-I say. Mick. I'm very hard UP Can you lind me the loan of a pound?
 Mick-Sure, Pat, to tell yer the thruth, I haven't bob on me. Every penny I get l give to my poor old mother.
 Pat-Be jabers, Mick. I've just been talking to yer mother, and she tells me ye never give her a farthing.
 Mick-Oh, well, Pat, if l don't give my poor old mother a farthing. what sort of a chance have you got of get ting any?-London Mail
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Legal Advertisements
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE AGAINST
 SAFE

 Tn the Probate Court of the Coun- ty of Cochise, Territory ~f Ari- onza.
 Tn the Matter of the Estate and Guardianship of Ben Louie Sand and Frank Edward Sand. Minors.
 It appearing to this Court from the Petition this day presented and fled by Louisa Gassdorf. the guard ian of the persons and estates of the above named Minors, praying for an order of sale of certain real estate and improvements thereon be longing to said wards, that ir is necessary that such real estatl be sold:
 It is hereby Ordered that the ext of kin of the said Minors and all | persons interested in the said ,z. tate, appear before this Court .-7 Saturday. the 18th day of Mar 1911. at ! o'clock. P. NJ. in u 3 courtroom of this Court, a. | 2 courthouse in the city of Toml 1 stone, County of Cochise, Territor of Arizona, then and there to show cause why an order should not bs granted fer the sale of such req. estate and improvements;
 And it is further ordered that copy of this order be published for three successive weeks next be fore the said day of hearing. in the Bisbee Daily Review, a news paper printed and published ir said Cochise County.
 Dated February 14. 1911.
 FRANK ". GooDBoDY
 Judge of the Probate Courr
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
DOUGLAS BOWLING

The best bowling that has been done in the r. bowling tournament was that of Copper Queen No. ? team last night. A splendid average of IFS, which would mean an aver age of S90 for a five men team was made. and naturally it was sim ply a rOmp away from their oppon- ents, who happened to be the store rolled an average of 1S7, or better, with 194 for the high score for the night.
 The synopsis of the game follows:
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
No Food For Babes.

The tOugh customer was struggling with a tough steak in tough restau- rant.
 Say. you, he finally rOared at a waiter. 'I ain't used 10 eatin' rhinOce- rOs hide. Fetch me something a little more nOurishin' in hurry"
 ''Ah. fade away. little one"- said the pugilist waiter witheringly What do you t'iuk this joint is-a diet kitchen = Seattle Post-InteIligeneer
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
A csrlvr. v;.v,

Carlyle compared the advance of the world Co the progress of some drunken man who. reelipg from one side of the street to the other. slowly and at tbe expensesof much wasted effort huaiiy arrives at his desination-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
s.vere Punishmsnt.

Belle-ADd did you make her eat her own words? Beulah-Eat 'emr I made her Fletcherize 'em.-YOnLer~ Statesman.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
cuttinn.

Maud-Mr. B-ownIeigh tries to airT with every pretty girl he sees. Ethel I've seen him try to fiirt with you toN Boston Transcript.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Charges Assault.

The Mexican war troubles extended across the line yesterday and as an aftermath M. Guerrero. professor of the Agua Prieta schools this morning swore out a warrant for the arrest of c. c. Lellevier, editor of La h. dustrial Senor Guerrero states that they entered into a dispute over the revolution and the editor struck him in the jaw
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

Unless you bear with the faults ec 2 friend you betray your Own.-SyrEs.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

QUICK LOANS-on furniture. plano, etc. No publicity. goods remais in your possession, easy payments Johnson & Haigler. Phone 7f
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

The lndlTl1laI sTandlng or Ine boHlers was compiled yesterday and shows three over 170. four over l60 and six more over I50, while another eight have rolled better than 40. an increase of one over last week. LOh- stHl leads, with DOmancich second. The averages Of those who have rolled over l50 are: LOhman. IT.; Bomoncich, I75: Parsons, I'll; Baltz- ley. IGS: Elliott. l6S; Curtis, 161; Piper. 161: Joplin, 159; Ward, f59; struthers. 157: Teste, 156; Orrison, 1s5 and Heavcy, 151-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

FOR RENT Housekeeping room;
 Just around Castle rock. Mrs. c. Louis. 3t
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, with or without board Mrs. John Wade, No. 1 Quality Hill. Tele- phone 292. eIs
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
FOR SALE
JR sALE-AUTOMOBTLEs

FOR sALE--AUToMoBILEs AT BARGAINS. New Latest models
 Reputable make. Buy fine Tour ing car or commercial car and be. come agent Fig money to hustler. Write for catalog and special prop osition. A. ". Gump Automobile Co |. Eerckhoff building. Los Angeles. Cal s05.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

EoR SALE-Lease of Waldorf room ing ho1se Apply on premises
 TSP
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
Arizona & New Mexico R. W.Co. ARIZONA 6 NEW MEXICO RAIL WAY COMPANY PASSENGER
 SERVICE

DAGL(
 South Bound North Bound 7:10 a m. Lv Clifton Ar. 3:5S ?. n. 7:50 a. m " Guthrie Ly. SPA D. m. S:35 a. m Duncan 2:30 ?. m. 9,5S a. n. Lordsburg 1:20 p. m. 11:05 a. m. Ar Haehita 11:5O a. n South bound train connects with Southern Pacific west bound train No 1, leaving Lordsburg 10:57 a m. Mountain Time
 South bound train connects with Fl Paso & Southwestern east bound train for El Paso. leaving Hachita at 11:42 a. m, Mountain Time. and with west bound train for Douglas and Bisbee. leaving Hachita at 11:10 a. m, Mountain Time
 A. T. THOMSON, Traffic Manager. Clifton. Arizona Feb r. 1911
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02
.resuraccrnent.

hove dogs, He-Tben Ice a dog. She-Ne STOW. Harvard LaMpoOn.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished two room cottage Gas, electric lights and range Apply 54 Mason Hill or Geo. Roberts. Main street. That good place to eat 50e
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

FOR RENT-Very desirable room house in Warren, Furnished com plete. Furniture for ale cheap. w. O. sholes. 7OS
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-02

Q. ]. N. Alpine has just openea carpenter shop in the Hughes block. Opposite the Y. M- C. A. building. Jobbine and eontraSts s. Iicited Furniture repaired. 7o9.