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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
DEER TO HAVE MONUMENT
Animal Shot by Mistake by New
York Hunter Will Be Given
Expensive Tomb.

Katahdin, Mass.-A subscription
headed by New York sportsmen is be
ing taken to raise funds with which to
buy a monument to mark the burial
place of Ethel, the pet deer shot
through the mistake of Bernard Nor
ris of New York.
Morris saw Ethel running about the
Silver fake hotel, large bow of rib
bon adorning her neck. Morris evi
dently thought it nothing unusual to
see a deer running about beribboned
and brought down the beast at the
first shot.
Mary Conners, pastry cook at the
hotel, rescued Ethel from the bears
when the deer was young.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
To Mend TabIeeIoth.

To repair tablecloth lay 1t quite
fiat with the hole uppermost and cover
1t with a piece of plain brussels net,
tack 1t on and darn with fine fax
When ironed it will scarcely be no.
ticeable. 1t the tablecloth is beyond
repair cut squares from the best part
of it and hem round. These will an"
swer as serviettes for everyday use.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

With apartment houses along River
side drive, New York, advertising ten
rooms and three baths" and II rooms
and four baths" before long one may
expect to be offered five baths and a
room, or, in the Rooms for Rent col
umn, Nice suite Of three sOapy baths
in cleanly neighborhood. with privi-
lege of using fire escape for sleeping
purposes. Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Amenities.

A solicitor who had been asked oul
to dinner and was delicately pumped
for legal information by his host sent
in bill for advice"
To this the host responded with a
demand for payment for the dinner
eaten by the solicitor.
Equal to the occasion, however, the
latter promptly threatened a prosecu
ton for selling wine without a Ii
cense, thus effectually silencing the
layman-Tit-Bits
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

= Two young ladies who had been
brought up in the city. while visiting
at a farm in Ohio last summer, were
much interested in the milking Of the
COWS. (which is the COW that gives
the buttermilk?" innocently asked
one of the girls as she inspected the
herd with a critical eye. Don't make
yourself ridiculous" replied her
cousin, who had boasted that she had
been in the country before. Goats
give buttermilk."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Find a Hand in Ice.

Morristown. N. IA human hand
thrust up through the ice that COW
cred a small stream near here led to
the discovery of the body of an un-
identified man beneath the frozen sur
face. The head had been battered
and crushed. Near the body an az
was found In the ice with clots Of
blood and human hair on the blade.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
] ave 1IRIb R5d5EEES YES


Near Santa Catarina an American
company has extensive onyx quarries
The onyx is hauled 60 miles by mule
teams to the coast and shipped to
San Diego, CAL, where 1t is polished
and prepared for market. Notwith-
standing the expensive method OF
transportation, the company is in a
thriving condition and proposes to in
crease the output Of the n~qrries.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
His Share.

II wish you would tear little piece
off the corner of one of those bills
in your pay envelope" she said, as
her husband passed over his wages
to her.
why, dear?" he asked with some
surprise.
Because l don't want you to be
able to say that get all your
money!"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Take the came seriousiy.

Girls play a strenuous game OF
hockey in Australia. In recent game
between the Waratah and Thistle
clubs the casualties were one finger
broken and another severely crushed,
an eye blackened and face ire
trievably damaged, knee bruised
and shin cut so badly that the blood
saturated a boot, several mouths cut
and number of shins sliced through
cbiU nad=
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
To soften glue.

When one is in a great hurry to use
the glue, invariably it is found to be
hard and impossible to use. 1t may
be softened by heat or by adding
teaspoonful or more Of vinegar to the
bottle, and allowing it to stand for
few minutes If the bottle can be kept
in a warm place all the time it will
stay soft as loo g tNore is any left.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Had a Touch Foot.

A bare-footed negro wandered into
a blacksmith shop in little southern
town. While watching the smith
pound the iron into shape he uncon-
sciously stepped on red hot coal.
After several minutes had passed he
shifted his nose once or twice and re
marked in an incidental way: "'Pears
to me, sab, dat l smells rubbah
hurnin'. '."-Naional Monthly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
In Primitive Districts.

How'd that candidate come TO git
beat after he hired the best brass
band in the county,"
"The other fellow got closer to the
people. He'd come right into the
parlor an play US a tune on our OWL
melodeon.e
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Mules Kick Automobile to Pieces

Yonkers, N. 1.-TWO mules belong
ing to Joseph Stern. were hit by an
automobile and though they escaped
Injury they became incensed and start
ed to kick. Before the car could be
pulled out OF range they had kicked
the hood of, smashed both lamps, bat
tered a tire to pieces and knocked
one side out of the tonneau.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
pIctIonary's Defect.

The occupant of the fourth floor
fiat was looking through the pages Of
the dictionary the agent was trying To
sell him. NO." he said, closing the
book and handing 1t back, Il don't
want it. It's 20 years behind the
times. 1t defines Janitor' as the care
taker' of a building He's the care
maker!"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

had soreness in each side, could not
stand tight clothing, and was irregular.
l was completely run down. On ad-
vice took Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and Liver Pills and
am enjoying good health: 1t is now
more than two years and | have not
had an ache or pain since / do all my
own work, washing and everything,
and never have the backache any more:
/ think your medicine is grand and
praise it to all my neighbors. If you
think my testimony will help others
you may publish it."-Mrs. OLLIE
WooDALL, Morton's Gap, Kentucky
Backache is a symptom Of organic
weakness or arrangement. II you
have backache don't neglect it. Tc
get permanent relief you must reach
the root of the trouble. Nothing we
know of will do this so surely as Lydia
L. Pinkham's Compound.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham, al
lynn, Mass, for special advice
Your letter win be absolutely
confidential, and the advice free
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
sonIv a Temnorary Aovantaqe.

The gift of good looks is OF such
primary advantage to every man, that
it seems a wonder how ugly people
manage so frequently to excel those
who have it in the battle Of life
Payne
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

A man who is really thoughtful OF
the Family Name should begin to
think about it quite while before it
occurs to him to enter the name OF
John Doe on the police blotter.-Atch-
ison Globe.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Uny real Neeu 1or Competence.

Uniy neaI Neeu Tor Uompetence.
The pursuit of wealth is not the aim
and end of existence. For whether it
be Iaborer at his bench or the man
aging director at his desk, the accu-
mutation of a competence is only de-
sirable in that it allows each to en-
Joy his life in his own way.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
prlze Horseshoe coIIectlon.

On the walls of the old castle at
Oakham, England, is a great array of
horseshoes. Every peer Of the realm
visiting the town of Rutland gives a
horseshoe, and many Of these shoes
have histories
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Etynolcqy.

PA, why do people say that some
thing easy is a piper"
Il don't know, my son. unless the
idea Is vaguely associatsd with the
money plumbers 81
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

my health was very
bad and / had a
continual backache
which was simply
awful. / could not
stand on my feet
long enough to cook
a meals vic tua Is
without my back
nearly killing me,
and | would have
such dragging sem
s a ii on S l uld
hardly bear it. /
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Chance for comnromlse.

Cobble-I should like to lend YOU
that ten dollars, old man, but know
how it would be if l did-it would
end our friendship. Stone-Well, old
chap, there has been a great deal OF
friendship between us. think if you
could make it FIVE, we might worry
along on half as much.-Life.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els. Do not grippe.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
Pufs CURED N6To DAYS.
It's cominn 70 This.

Your druggist will refund money if PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case of Itching. Blind.
Bleeding or ProtrudnR Piles in to IA days. SOC.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
THAT
AWFUL
BACkACHE
Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

M0rton's Gap, Kentucky.-"I sur
fered two years with female disorders,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09

Weren't there any there?"
"Sure! The lake wor full aV thin.
But iv'ry time I'd point me gun at
wan, dye moind, another wan w'd get
betwixt me an him an spoil me
ami"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-03-09
An Interference.

"How many ducks did you shoot
Pat?"
1.-THE divil wan!"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
WATER CASE AGAIN
Another Hearing in the
Matter at Madison
Walsh Represents the City
and W. G. Maxcy Appears
for Company.

Another hearing was had in
the Washburn Water Works Co.
rate case at Madison this week
when the mission again took
the matter up. No new testi-
mony was taken at this hearing
but some of the old testimony
was gone over again. City At
torney John Walsh represented
the city and w. G.. Maxcy of
Oshkosh, president of. the Water
company appeared for the comp
any. 1t is likely that the Rail
way commission will render a
decision before very long.
In the last decision rendered
the com mission ordered the
water company to install water
meters in Washburn before
August 1, 1911, and the company
asked for re-hearing SO that
additional testimony could be
submitted and this was granted
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22

George Mertz has new adyer-
tisement in this issue. Mr.. Mertz
has just moved back into his new
building and has as neat a confec-
tionery and ice cream parlor as
there is to be found in the country.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Marsh will leave
Monday for New Carlisle, Canada
where they expect to visit for the
next six weeks. Mr.. Marsh will visit
with sister whom he has not seen
for thirty years and consequently
is looking forward to pleasant
visit.
A large number of fight fans from
this city were over at A shland las
Friday evening where they witnessed
fight between Brown of Hibbing
and Sayers of Minneapolis. The
Range boy had the better of the
fight as long as it lasted but lost
out on a foul. The preliminary con-
test between Jack Parres of Iron
River and Kid Thompson of Ash
land proved to be more interesting.
This contest went six ROUNDS with
the Ashland fireman having the best
end of the contest. G. Wright of
this city refereed the bouts.
There is but little of interest 60
ing on in the legislative and execu-
tive departments o.. the government.
The Democratic majority in the
House of Representatives is held
well in baud by Mr.. Underwood,
| Through whom caucus rule is
supreme. 1t is thought that the
Senate will sooner or later pass the
Canadian reciprocity bill in the
same shape that it came from the
House. 1t is earnestly opposed by
some Senators who are en6eayorine
to make records for themselves will
their constituents with a view t.
prolonged senatorial tenure, but il
is believed that very decided ma
ljority of the people OF the United
States are in favor cf the nsasur,
and that it will finally become
law.
Dick Herring got the barn bosses goat
while at Drummond last week. M,
Herring got the handsome little anims
for his son Richard and it has arrived i
the city and is the pride of all the boy
in the neighborhood.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
LaFolIette to be Nominated
as Progressive Candidate.
Formal Announcement May
be Looked for About
July 4th.

Robert M. LaF'ollette, senior
Senator from Wisconsin, will be
endorsed as candidate for presi-
dent of the United States by the
Progressive Republican League
of the United States. Formal
announcement may be looked
for about July 4th from the
national organization, and i'm
mediately the work of organizing
state leagues will begin. Sena-
tors and representatives of the
national organization held an i'm
portant conference at Washing
ton this week and agreed upon
LaFollette as their choice for
president.
Fights for delegations are to
be made in all Of the states OF
the union and the work of organ
izing leagues will be taken up at
once.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22

r. Bergman and wife returned tuesday
evening from Milwaukee where they have
been visiting with relatives and friends
for,the past week. While at Milwaukee
Mr.. Bergman attendedthe grand lodge oi
Masons as delegate from the Wsshburn
lodge.
The steamers Ranney and White dis
charged cargos of coal at the North
western Fuel Co. docks here during the
past week.
Nels M. Oscar returned this morning
from two weeks visit to points in south
ern Wisconsin.
The Chicago Examiner of last Monday
contained an article about the wedding Of
Oscar Rockstad, formerly of this city but
now general manager of the Stcger Piano
company of Chicago. to Mrs. Dixon Of
Chicago. The romance which ended in
the wedding started when Mr.. Rockstad
assisted the woman home ina broken
down automobile. The wedding took
place shortly afterward. Mrs. Rockstad
is reported to be worth million dollars
The Methodist Ladies Aid society will
meet at the home of Mrs. Chas. Anderson
next Wednesday afternoon.
The forward and aft crews of the
Steamer Ranney which was in here Sun.
day played game of ball on the diamond
Sunday afternoon which resulted in q
victory for the forward crew. Another
game was played Monday evening be.
tween the boat crew and the Uptown
SIuggers which resulted in victory fol-
the Washburnites. the score being eigh
and nine.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
Circuit Court this Week

Circuit court has been in session at the
court house this week but will perhaps
be finished up by tonight or tomorrow
Only two cases have been tried at this
term of court. The first was the case oil
Mrs. Bert Peterson of Iron River against
the Time Indemnity Co. in which the
plaintiff sought to recover insurance
carried by her late husband. A verdict
of $500 and interest was awarded
The case of F. A. Patrick & Co. against
Arthemise Deschamp in which judge
ment of $1,000 and costs was asked. has
been before the court since Tuesday. A
verdict will likely be rendered in this
case some time today. This case has
been before the courts for the past two
years and is now back for trial.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22

Frank E.. Yates and son Thomas
of Amery have been in the city dur
ing the past few days visiting with
| friends.
Chester Geisert who has been
visiting in the city for the past ten
DAYS, has returned TO his home at
Park Falls.
V. Staples of Oscela arrived in
the city the latter part of last week
to except the position as druggist
at Fox Brothers store.
John A. Jacobs has been here
from Superior during the past week
visiting with his family and look
ing after matters of business.
Miss Maud Laurence of Grand
view occupied the pulpit at the
Methodist church in this city last
Sunday, morning and evening,
Miss Grace Greenwood returned
: from Superior Tuesday where she
has been attending the Normal
school during the past season.
The Maccabee Sewing Circle viii
meet at the home of Mrs. John Hal
vorsen on 9Th avenue and Pine
street next Tuesday afternoon.
| Miss Lula Vaughn left last Thurs
day evening for Wauseka where she
expects to visit during the summer
months. Next year Miss Vaughn
viii teach in the public schools OF
Stoughton, While hers Miss
Vaughn made many warm friends
who were sorry to see her leave.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
NEWS OF THE WEEK
Items Of Interest Concerning
qour Neighbors

Cal Cassidy and family have NOV
ed to New Jersey.
L. A. Simonson OF Duluth visited
with friends in the city last Friday.
Joseph Bourassa of Cusson tran
sacted business in the city Monday.
Sanford Ripley of Iron River has
been here this week as juror in the
circuit court.
City Attorney John Walsh has
been transacting business at Madi-
son the past week.
Micheal Bornes of Drummond has
been in the city this week attend
ing Circuit Court as juror.
M. o. Berg OF Cable has been in
this city this week attending the
sessions of the Circuit Court.
Robert Downs entertained a few
friends in honor of Chester Geisert
oil Park Falls Monday night.
~. Ole Jador OF Sweden, Bayfield, Co,
was in the city the first of the week
transacting. matters of business.
superintendent of schools S. A.
Oscar returned from a trip to the
southern part of the state Tuesday.
Mrs Oscar Jacobs of Gordon is
visiting in the city at the home of
her parents Mr., and Mrs. S. Holmes,
Miss jain of Houghton, Mich,
has been visiting in the city the
past week, the guest of Mrs. E. G..
Moore,
Messrs. H. H. Peavey, Peter Fox
o. A. Lamoreaux. Andy Murray
and Max Happle have been spend
ing the week out at Eau Claire
Lakes fishing and enjoying camp
life. They expect to return some
time today.
my child was burned terribly
about the face, meek and chest.
applied DIR. Thomas Electric Oil
The pain ceased and the child sank
into a restful sleep. Mrs. Nancy
NJ. Hanson, Hamberg N. Y.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22

AS a result of an accident
which occurred this morning at
the mill of the J. S. Stearns
Lumber company John Pequist.
a Polander aged 80 years., may
die. Pequist was employed by
the company as edgerman. AS
a piece of lumber was going
through the machine it got
caught and few back with ter
rlhc force striking the man
across the stomach and arm.
The arm was broken and he was
badly injured internally. The
man was taken to the st. Joseph
hospital Immediately after the
accident but little hopes are en-.
tertained for his recovery.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
We're Welcomed Home

DR.. Langenderfer and bride returned
to this city last evening from their we'd
ding trip and were royalty welcomed
home, about two hundred and fifty per-
sons meeting them at the depot where
they were escorted to carriage and CIV
en- wedding ride along Bayfield, street to
their new home on Central avenue,
Drums, horns and tin pans furnished the
music for the wedding ride. Washburn
friends extend congratulations to the
couple.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
SIXTEEN LICENSES
That Number of Places to
Traffic in Liquor.
Fifteen Have Already APP
piled, With One More
Prospect.

Washburn will have just as
many saloons the coming year as
it had in the past if licenses are
granted to all whom have applied.
| Up to date fourteen saloons and
one warehouse have applied for
license to traffic in liquor and it
is said that there is yet to be
another application which will
bring the total up to sixteen.
The following have made appli-
cation: E. G.. Bergen, Jos
Schlitz Brewing Co., warehouse.
Andy Murray. Charles Flynn,
William Burns. John Donahue,
Bernerd Lee, Warren Bennett,
L. Hottie, 9. G. Westlund. .Stanz
Zinski, Charles Nelson, Louis
Wardner. Octave Huppe, Fred
Lereaux.
Most of those applying for
licenses will occupy the same
buildings as they did last year.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22


Mrs, A. Paulson was called to
Mount Horeb, this state, Monday
evening owing to telegram an
nouncing the death of her father.
The funeral of Mrs. julius Hust-
lund was held last Friday afternoon
at the Norwegiar Lutheran church
aud burial took place in the Public
cemetary.
Oliver Wescott was laid up day
the first of the week owing to a
sudden attack of lagrippe. Oliver
says this is the first time that he
has been laid up in eleven years.
Don't forget the base ball game
tomorrow evening between the Fats
and the Leans. This game will be
worth seeing. The proceeds will 90
to the City Improvement League.
G. L. WILEY has just added a fine
new two seat surrey to his livery
equipment. The rig is certainly a
beauty and a credit to the livery.
Mr. Wiley believes in keeping his
bacn and equipment right up-to-
da tie all of TIE time and the result
is he has one of the finest liveries in
the northern part of the state,
Ned Wieman returned from
Mtnomonie last Thursday afternoon
with three horses and couple oil
wagons which he will use on his
mail route running out of this city,
Mr.. Wieman started his work as
mail carrier last Friday morning
and is now making the trips regu.
larly.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-20

President Worst of the North Dako.
ia Agricultural college in discussing
the escape of water from the soil said:
IF were to come onto your farm
and set $50 teams to work for week
hauling water onto quarter section
at the rate Of four tons day. would
then only put on as much water as
eyaporates in week when there is q
good moisture content In the SOIL He
further said: a thorough narrowing
will stop this evaporation and save
that amount Of water"
This being true, let US keep the
crust broken on the surface Of tho cul-
tivated land and every foot Of the soil
covered with 3 fine mulch Of loose
earth and thus take care Of the moiss
ture IN the ground