The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-04-07

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The highways TO prosperity--gooi
roads.
Ii now looks as if they are going 10
grind the coffee trust 10 the congress
sional mill
Democratic harmony means demo-
cratic success. and a good beginning
was made in the house caucus.
We read that Chicago firm has
shipped 10000 alarm clocks to China.
The Celestials are TO be awakened at
last.
The Greenrille Piedmont says
"south Carolina needs the safety APP
pliance law" Beg pardon. Why not
put on a few airbrakes.
The season is on when the baseball
players will be In the held chasing
flies, and the housewife will be at home
batting few flies herself.
Since the recent dreadful fires in
the east Chicago has made some
ninety arrests for violation Of the fire
regulations. That sounds good.
The recent trouble at Annapolis
arose over Miss Beers To miss
beers has caused great many rows
and good deal Of foaming among
those who missed.
The DanyIlle Register tells It that
~Uncle Joe Cannon will soon be busy
sprinkling tacks in the pathway Of
Champ clark's rubber-ured machine.
They viii no, be income tar.
From the newspaper accounts We
are told that the robbers on Wall
street in New York wear masks. This
is a new innovation. as the rules Of
the exchange do not require IT,
Among those who resumed their
seat in congress was Senator" Lori
mer. and the Richmond virginian init
mates that nis recent exoneration vas
like the passing Of an automobile. The
smell fingers
Six months OF undllu,ed Joy for the
baseball fan. The 1911 baseball sea-
son opens on the 18th Of this month
In both Of the big leagues. All IN all
IL looks like a merry race with many
thrill between that date and the
time the Dag falls
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This would Be 4 great deal happier
and nicer world 70 live in Il We would
pay our debts with the cheerfulness
that We make them. and talk about
the good Ia people with the same de-
gree Of glee and enthusiasm We dis
cuss the bad IN them
The modest pair who went 70 Wash
ington city from virginia 20 get mar
rIed 70 as % avoid pomp and circum-
stance carried along football
quarterback They we're taking no
chances on = center rush BY the In
sisieni marrying parsons"
sss
Don't resi- on your iaureis They
are fine On Your forehead. but make
: mighty poor mattress This adj
moniiion. which he presidents sec.
rotary found on hls desk when be-
started ii Tuesday. shows that Tar,
has no intention Of letting bin lie
down % ibe iob
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There are plenty o. things 10 IRE,
aboat A i simply astonishing how
much annoyance may BE- found 10 the
course Of every days living even .,
fhs simplest i one only keeps : sharp
sye out on The side d things. Even
holy writ safs We are prone to trouble
- sparks d ~ upward. BIT even u
fhs sparks flying upward In The black.
81 Of smoke there il blue ~ above.
and The less tsns they waste On ihe
road ,hs sooner they uiii reach Il
sss
Don't YOU worry and re, over iii
abe rumofs ina, The frui, i killed.
There will Be q crop somewhere. The
Lord viii provide ID His own good
way u you Do NOT own an orchard
you viii have % buy what fruit you
nss anyway: and ], viii come 10 you
from the sections that have been
highly favored y fruit isils in one
place 4 Il prolific IN another. and the
old world joys along 10 The way the
Creator intended |, should. 80 be Of
good cheer