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The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
poLITENEss NETS $l,14s,s2e.
hospital Head Shows Courtesy To
vIsItor and Brings Results.

NEW YORK, Sept Augustus w.
weismann, superintendent OF tho
IIahnemann hospital, is a polite man,
and this brought the hospital an un-
exnected legacy today OF $1,146,S26.
pecause of Weismann's courtesy to
Mitchell Valentine. who as seeming
casual visitor, made an lnspection oi
the hospital some time ago, tne ,ac
ter provided for the hospital In his
Will
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
HUBERT EXPLAINS LAW.
Iudoe Talks TO Police Captains on
Nav Juvenile statute.

Judge Hubert OF the Juvenile court,
addressed the police captains In the
central police station. Friday noon MS
purpose being to explain the new 1uve-
emile law, which went into effect Aug.
4 The new law IL designed to pre-
vent Juveniles being taken to police
stations. The Judge explained that
children should be taken to their
homes. and when this is impractical
they should be taken 10 the detention
home.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
MAsHER DRAWS s2S FINE.
Arthur saIvisburg Punished for Ae-
costing Women on street.

Arthur Salyisburg was fined SIS.
with the option OF spending so days
in the House Of Correction, by Police
Justice Stein, Friday. Arthur was
ambling along Michigan-avs., Thurs
day. accosting all the good-looking wo-
men he saw. He ran up against one
who resented his overtures to the
extent OF swinging hefty right fist
TO Arthuris jaw. Her action attracted
a crowd and Arthur was arrested as
q result.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
superyIsor. on FroIIe.

Wayne county supervisors are en-
Toying an outing down the river to-
day. They took dinner In Trenton
and will spend some time examining
the Livingstone channel. Nearly all
the aldermen. who are the city mem
bers OF the board, took the trip, anq
the city hall was well-nigh deserted
IN consequence.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

LONDON, Sept. 1.-The duke Of
Westminster is in fearful state Of
perplexity. On the one hand is the
duchess. the most beautiful OF Brit
ish peeresses; on the other Gertte
Millar. star Of the London gaiety.
The duchess Is high born beauty,
charming, good to look upon, the
daughter OF Mrs. Corvallis West.
and sister OF the famed princess OF
Pless.
Gertie hasn't a bit OF blue-blo9d.
but she has the Gaiety eyes and the
Gaiety curves. London cannot under
stand why the duke neglects his love
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
FUTILE TAKES HOLD.
steps into r. H.S>Watson's shoes az
District Attorney.

United States District Attorney
Frank H. Watson will turn his ONCE
over, Friday afternoon, to his success
sor, ex-State Senator Arthur J. Tuttle.
Miss Carrie Dawson, clerk Of the
United States district court, will ad-
minister the oath. Mr.. Tuttle has
lust returned from an extended tour
OF Europe and is in fine condition to
take hold of his new job. Mr.. Wat.
son will continue to be familiar fig
ure around the federal building, how
ever. He has been retained by the
government to prosecute the officials
OF the alleged bathtub trust and VIII
also have charge Of the cases against
the lumber dealers, which were begun
late Thursday afternoon.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
THos. zALEwsKI DIED OF
NATURAL CAUSES, SAYS JURY
Wife and 6oarder In. Home, Held OF
Suspicion, Will Be Released.

A jury in Coroner Burgess court,
on Friday, found that Thomas Zalew-
ski, No. 246 Garfield-ave., came to his
death through natural causes. The
jury based its verdict "in accordance
with the medical evidence"
Zalewskis wife and boarder In
his former home, John Kulzinski,
who were detained by the police, be
cause Zalewsli, shortly before he
died, had said that he had been
smothered by feather bed after be-
ing attacked by the. pair, will be re-
leased.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
EnoIneer, knIed -In sewer.

SYRACUSE, N. Y, Sept. 1.--Rich-
ard ]. Lyon. OF Binghamton, and OIL
YER X. Harwood, of Syracuse, engL
neers in charge OF the construction OF
Syracuse's big intercepting sewer
were killed by gas this noon, when
they went into the sewer to make
measurements.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

ly wife for Gaiety Gertie. TO whom he
has been notoriously devoted for some
years
Several times the duchess has de
cidad to leave the duke. reputed to
be worth s75,000.000. and landlord TO
a large part Of London. King I'd
ward more than once prevailed upon
her to overlook the escapades OF her
husband. Now that the kingsis dead,
It IL only the fact that Queen Mary
frowns so severely upon women sep
arated from their husbands that pre-
vents an open ruptiHn in the West
Minister palace.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01
Tn,.v,. rake LonqfelIow Relies.

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Sept. 1.-Burg-
lars ransacked the home OF Joseph
q. Thorpe, No. 115 Brattle-st, and
are thought to have stolen priceless
relics OF the poet, Henry Wadsworth
lI,ongfellow, during the absence of
Mr.. and Mrs. Thorpe from the city,
according to Thorpe to the police to-
day. Mrs. Thorpe was a daughter Of
the poet
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

bob Prirsins Dene R'Eht.
Prt.tisg Co. is John R.-st.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

cHARLEs w. wAaRES a COMPANY,
Cut Glass n on.
JswsIern--Wsshingto Arcaaes
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

NEW YORK, Sept 1.-The jury In
the case Of Paul Geidel, the seven
Iteen-year-old Hartford. Conn. bellboy,
tried for the murder of aged William
II. Jackson, the aged broker, return
ed a verdict today Of guilty Of muir
der In the second degree. The pun
ishment is 20 years to life imprison-
ment. The jury was out from $3.50
yesterday afternoon.
Geidel was Immediately remanded
until next Tuesday when the court
will impose sentence. II is not ex-
pected there will be an appeal az
counsel for Geidel had offered to plead
guilty to second degree murder while
the jury was being selected.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

.. n,t,aiug the home eliminate
-...tr hills ny specffyfng Ium-
49, from REsTRICK LUMBER co.
The Detroit times., 1911-09-01

UMBRELLAS A. !: :';s.:ss. s.:s..-:,:. q Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
TO ERECT A HOSPITAL
HERE FOR NEGROES
Whites and Blacks Alike are
Interested

A hospital, exclusively for colerad
people, is the worthy object held in
view by charitably inclined people Of
and the movement is already
we'll under way and promises success
in the attainment of that object. Sew
eral ladies connected with charitable
societies here, and who know the great
need of such an institution for i'll and
destitute negroes, are giving assist
ance to the movement Colored citi-
zens are also interested and are Civ
ing literally to the fund now being
raised for the negro hospital. They
have enlisted the services Of T. NJ.
Turner, the colored bishop, who will
lecture at the opera house Mondly
night next, July Sth, in behalf of the
fund The building will be a modern
one, but will be fitted up for the cure
of the sick and for surgical operations
such as cannot now be performed at
the homes Of these people.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
JOY RIDING In FLYING
MACHINES The Craze
Mid-aiF Races May Discount
the Automobiles

Washington, July 5.-Joy riding has
found its way into aviation. A smash
ed machine at College Park, near here,
testifies to the same spirit in those
connected in a working capacity with
flying machines that so long has sig
nalized attaches of automobiles.
On the conclusion of several de-
monstrations and when those in au-
thority had left the ground a me-
2hanic employed by Rex Smith, To-
cal aviator, hauled Smiths machine
from his hanger yesterday.
Watch me show up them soldiers, -
the mechanic is quoted as having re-
marked. Apparently he had not been
abashed by notable performances of
the officers of the army, practicing
aviation at the field
The JOY rider started. He had bare
ly left the ground when his inexper!-
ence brought the machine crashing 10
earth. He emerged from the wreck
age slightly scratched. 1t is said his
employer has not seen him since.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

There is more Catarrh In this sec
ton Of the country than all other dis
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur
able For a great many years doc
tors pronounce it a local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by
constantly failing to cure with local
treatment pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured
by F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoon
ful. 1t acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system They
offer one hundred dollars for any case
it fails to cure Send for circulars
and testimonials
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO., To
ledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
FREE
BlOOd-POiSOn
CURE

Many People Have Blood Poison and
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For free sample ill out coupon below.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
BR0NW00D, GA.

The first good rain for about six
weeks fell last night here, and it was
appreciated to the highest extent.
The barbecue at divers Mill last
Thursday was enjoyed by all in At
tendance
Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Turner and Mrs.
Temple Turner spent the weekend
with relatives in Sumter.
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Webb, of sum-
ter, spent Monday pleasantly with Mr..
and Mrs. C. C. Webb.
Mr.. and Mrs. Spence Taylor, of Doe
run, visits ffelatives at Bronwood this
week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
DEATH OF MRS. WORRILL
OCCURS AT HOSPITAL
Aged Lady Goes to Bright.
Reward

The funeral of Mrs NJ. w. Worrill,
who passed away Tuesday afternoon
at the Americas Hospital. where she
was taken three weeks ago, occurred
yesterday afternoon at Cuthbert, where
she had once resided in the happiest
years of her long and useful. life.
To those here whose privilege it
was to know this sweet and charming
lady, upon whose snowy locks nearly
four-score years rested, the announce
ment of her death brought sadness.
Her demise was attributed to heart
trouble, though apparently she suffer
cd no bodily pain. Doubtless the
weight of years, together with the
death recently of one of her sons,
fastened the end One son, Mr.. W. d.
Bailey, survives her.
Mrs. WorrelI was rs years of age,
the relict of Judge Worrill, of Cuth-
bert. She was formerly Miss Douglas,
one of her brothers being Colonel Mo-
rellus Douglas, Of the Confederate
States Army, and whose memory the
South honors Another brother was
Hon. Eugenius Douglas, distinguish
ed lawyer.
Her beautiful life, so replete with
gentleness, reflected the innate refine
ment of her type of Southern woman
hood Few indeed claimed the honor
of her acquaintance or friendship but
that esteemed her in the highest.
To have known her and fingered
within the sunshine of her charming
presence, was indeed privilege.
Mrs. Worrill was a member of the
Cuthbert Baptist Church and her fun
eral was conducted according to the
rites of that faith. A bright reward
in realms above is hers; sweet peace
and rest on high.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
MACON COUNTY LINK
TO BE STRENGTHENED
Purpose of Meeting in Mon
tezuma Today

The executive committee of the An
onville-Thomasville Route VIII
hold special meeting in Montezuma
tomorrow at II o'clock for the
purpose of considering the completion
of the eight-mile link of the route,
which lies within the limits of Ma
con county.
Ut will be recalled that there We're
only two links in the Andersonville-
Thomasville route that were unfnish-
ed when the National Highway was
selected, the one in Lee county from
Smithville to Leesburg and the other
in 9Iacon county. The people of Lee
county have already gone to work so
theoretically on their road that Sill
perb road from Smithville to Adam
station-half the distance required
has been completed.
The meeting was called to assemble
at Montezuma in order that the full
est representation possible from the
people of Macon county might be in
attendance. 1t is expected that the
Macon county commissioners will be
able to give a still further pledge of
their earnestness than they have al
ready expressed in the matter, as they
have thus far done but little to re-
deem the pledge givn some time ago.
AS soon as work can be gotten we'll
under way in Macon county on this
defective link, the new highway VIII
be practically a unit.
Messrs Crawford Wheatley and
Clarence J. White, president and sec
rotary of the Board of Trade, will he
among those from Americas who Will
attend the meeting.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
A Lesson i'm POIiteness,

A pretty story about the delicate Wi
of Mrs. Taft has recently amused
Washington society, says the Los An
geles Times.
Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner,
had for neighbor a distinguished
French traveller who boosted a little
unduly of his nations politeness.
eve French" the traveller declared,
"are the politest people in the world.
Everybody acknowledges It, You adj
init 1t yourself, don't your"
Mrs. Taft smiled delicately.
Yes she said, THAT is our polite
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
4 \ ! \ = y 4 = = \ \ 4 4 4
THE SEA WIND.
Joel Chandler Harris.)

Joel Chandler Harris)
o, sweet wind! o soft south wind!
o wind from off the sea!
When you blow to the inland ports Of
home
Kiss my love for me.
And when you have kissed her, sweet
south wind,
Tell her | never forget
For the pale white mists of parting
Are floating round me yet.
Tell her I sit all day and dream Y
OF the joys that time may bring,
Till the old love poems afioat in my
heart
Meet together and sing.
And the tune, o wind, that they sing
and ring
with a burst of passionate rhyme)
Is the Lovers Prayer'-a sweet sad
A song of the olden time.
Touch her lips lightly, sweet south
wind,
AS ! should were | there;
And dry up the tear in her violet eyes,
And play with her purple hair.
o soft south wind o sweet south
wind!
o wind from off the sea-
When you blow to the inland ports Of
home,
Kiss my love for me!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Americas observed sanely the Clio
rious Fourth, and as happy result
there was no accidents or casualties,
with the undertakers and doctors off
the job.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
Trains Depart.
For Macon. Augusta and

For Macon, Augusta and
Savannah .............6:4O a N
For Albany, Dothan, Lock
hart, Troy and Mont'ery $3.50 m
For Albany, Dothan, Lock
hart, Troy and Mont'ery "2:15 p 10
Tor Macon and Atlanta =. "1:45 NJ
For Macon, ATLANTA, Say
annah and A''Asaasta =. .*10:40 n
for Columbus .. E. -. !3:45 p n
For Columbus >. =. e. 1900 N
For Columbus Birming-
ham and Chic go E. e. 1885 a II
For Albany E. E. -. e.. e. '7:W N
For Albany and Jackson
vile 1910 \ N
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Watch for the usual stock stories Of
eggs being cooked in the sun and
freckles breaking out on telephone
poles. Nothing like this in Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
RHEUMATISM RELIEVED
IN SIX HOURS

DIR. DETCHON'S RELIEF FOB
RHEUMATISM usually relieves Sc
verest cases in a few hours lts aC-
ton upon the system is remarkaDIe
and effective. 1t removes the cause
and the disease quickly disappears
First ouse benefits. 75c and Sl0V' sou
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The Champs may send the Tennille
Terrors a lock of their hair, gratis,
but there is no prospect of the visit
ors ever taking our sca1ps here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

1t was really like a circus day here,
with bands playing and happy thou
sands enjoying the many attractions
provided in patriotic Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
CENTRAL OF GEORGIA
RAILWAY.
Curreut Schedules Corrected to Date.
Trains Arrive.

From Savannah, Augusta,
Atlanta and Macon =. 1900 p NJ
From Lockhart, Dothan, Al
bany, Troy and Mon'ery #10:40 p Il
From Lockha7t, Dothan, Al
bany, Troy and Mon.'ery *1:45 p II
From Atlanta and Macon "2:15 p m
From Augusta, Savannah,
Atlanta and Macon $3.50 4
From Columbus and inte"-
mediate points ........*12.OS a n
From Columbus and inter
mediate points !!11:S0 q II
From Columbus and inter
mediate points .........!11:5s : n
From Albany and Jackson
Vile E. $3.50 IL
From Albany ...............6: $40 70
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
For Sale

Room house Jackson street, ST.
90.
Room house, large lot, s3,250.
One Groom house, large lot, ST.
90; sewerage and bath.
One 5-room house, large lot. ST.
90. sewerage and bath.
One broom house, large lot, s4,-
25O.
One 4-room house, large lot, 5000.
1O7 acres, miles of railroad; so
acres open; 4-room house $1,000 acre.
100 acres, miles Of railroad; IS
acres open; rent 8 bales cotton; $500
acre.
geo acres, 6 IL miles of railroad;
rent bales cotton; price $1,000 acre,
400 acres on fine graded road, we'll
improved and near railroad. Nice
home or investment; 300 acres open.
1000 acres, 4 miles of railroad; 800
acres open; Is tenant houses.
. 1900 acres, miles of railroad; well
improved; healthy; all-'round good
farm; only $500 acre.
If you want to buy, sell or rent
come to see me.
P. B. WILLIF0RD,
526 Cotton Ave.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Every town in Southern Georgia was
well represented in Americas Tuesday
among the vast throng of visitors en-
joying the Fourth here
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The Gun Club tourney was the big
feature of the holiday in Americas,
and a splendid success. Now for an
even larger one next July 4.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The peach crop is visibly upon the
wane and will soon be a luscious
memory only Packing at Bagley or
chard is already near finished.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Since the Fourth was such a SPLEEN
did success, why not thus celebrate it
upon even a larger scale next year
and bring the folks here?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Why prolong the agony by telling
us how hot it was lin the shade?''
Why not finish the job by giving them
tho blazing record lin the SUM-"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

blistering days is mainly concerned
with the coming of the ice wagon and
cut prices on watermelons.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Don't be discouraged by the heat.
There will be only two months or 80
more of it: then we may begin 70
figure on the comparative cost Of
coal,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Work upon the large brick annex to
First Baptist Church, the addition Of
fourteen Sunday School rooms, will 1C
entered upon next week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The man who takes long time ~
propose is giving the girl chance 70
break off a few pretended engagements
meanwhile.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Cityman-Do you keep bees?
Countryman-No; there are more
up-to-date methods of getting stung.-
Womans Home Companion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

In North Carolina you have to get il
now with a doctors prescription,
showing that the drouth is by no
means confined to Georgia.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

There are weather prophets and
heather prophets, but not one VINO
has succeeded in putting the high
temperature down and out.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Sumter's legislators went back to the
capital yesterday after spending the
holiday at home. But really, Atlanta
is not so bad, after all
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Wouldn't it jar you, if, expecting a
regular semi-annua1 dividend from the
bank, you got a notice instead that you
We're "overdrawn?"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The reason a man can get 50 ma"
with his shirt buttons is he has a "iIe
When you see the bad luck coiiiiHe
your way dodge up an alley
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
Daily.

DAILY.
Except Sunday.
!!Sunday Only.
Sleeping cars between Americas and
Atlanta on trains leaving Americas
10:4O p. m; arriving Americas $3.50 q
m. Connects at Macon with sleeping
cars to and from Savannah. Pullman
Sleeping Cars between Chicago, st
Louis and Jacksonville on Seminole
Limited" which leaves Americas Tor
Jacksonville at 1910 a. m. heaVes
Americas for st. Louis and Chicago
via Columbus and Birmingham, 81
1896 a. m. For further information
apply to ]. E. HIGHTOWER, Agent,
Americas, Ga.
JOHN W. BLOUNT,
District Passenger Agent, Macon q.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

1t is the season just now when the
slim man has the laugh on the fat
one In the winter, however, the fat
man will laugh best.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Less than five hundred cars Of
Georgia peaches have been shipped
this year That story about the peach
crop having been killed was about
half true after all.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Lots of us never get any boquets
brown at us till the day of the funeral.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

1t isn't enough to look on the bright
side. Better have look on both sides.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

A girl seems to be crazy to have
red hair unless she has it,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The man who marries his first love
misses a let Of fun.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Many woman's idea of economy
gets no further than the hash lor
breakfast.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

The more a young man admires a
girl, the surer she is not to be his
sister.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Know that impossible has no place
in the brave mans dictionary
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

There isn't anything much more of
a misnomer than a comic post card.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06
TALES OF The town
TOLD In A few lines
Pencil Stubs Picked Up at
Random

Office supplies, Oliver typewriter and
typewriter supplies. Holidays Book
Store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-06

Wit may make a good sauce, but it's
too rich for a steady diet.