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EADY FOR The CITY TOURNEY
oheduls Shows a Busy Week Ahead
for Bowlers.
Lay TO BE ON THREE ALLEYS
'ther Bowling Events for the Week
Are 90 Give Way 20 the Big
Local Event OF the Year-
Gossip % BoSviers.

CHEDULE OF GAMES FOR WEEK
Metropolitan League.
KEYT's ALIENS.
Monday-Beselln Mixers against indie
endents
Tuesday Sunllist against Postoffice
Wednesday-Pat' Comets against Har-
ey's Colts
Thursday-Andy Colts against Idiewilds.
Friday-perby Wooden Mills against
)ietz Athletic club.
Crescent League.
KEYT'S ALLEYS
Wednesday-U. s. National Rangers
against Pharmacy Juniors.
Thursday-U. s. National Tellers against
is. National Boosters
F'riday-Pharmacy seniors against Creigh-
on Dentals
Merry-Go-ROund,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-05

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Five-Men Teams.
nrlhNrIacO ALLEYS

flNANAlG0O AA4AaA 4 >.
Monday-~Pete Lochs, Martin, captain;
storz Triumphs, Francisco Omaha BIZ
cycles, Godenschwager; Metz Bros, Hunt
iBgtCn.
Tuesday, S. Cross Wiley, captain;
Luxus, Beselin; Advos, Tracy o Brien $
Monte Christie, Latey
Wednesday Gold Tops, Hull,
captain; Braudeis Buyers, Leyendocker;
Frank Colts, Weeks; Wroth's Specials,
Weber
Thursday-A. F'ricx g. Son, Moran. cap
tain: Packers League, Hammond Eqult-
able, Vultooi v & ID. Mazeppa, q. schmidt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
MOTORING BOWLING
FISHING BOATING
GAME
OF BASEBALL
Marions and st. Anthonys
May Meet in Auditorium.

Indoor baseball Is the latest possi-
bility at the Auditorium In this city.
Secretary Joseph Billott Is making
arrangements to secure the Marions
and st. Anthonys in an indoor exhibit
ton Of the national game some time
during the coming month. II sue
.cessful, and everything points to such
a condition, games win be booked for
the spring months, when everybody
turns toward baseball, regardless
whether Indoor or out. Several
games were staged at the Auditorium
last year and were considered a fair
success, although the populace has
not cultivated a taste for the so-call-
ed substitute for the great outdoor
sport.
The Martens won the city cham
pionship last year from the st. An
thongs, after one OF the hardest
games ever played at Amusement
Park, and the appearances of these
two clubs on the Auditorium battle
field will undoubtedly draw the
crowds. The crowds. you know, go
towards making the event q success.
In addition to enjoying a little recre-
alton by this method, the Marions
and Saints" figure on getting a
jump of their rivals for baseball
thonors by a thorough workout on the
indoor court. The big indoor game
last year was between the D. s. A. G..
and the Marions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
VICTIMS or HUMoR.

Proctor kHatt and Hsurrsfss Cox Be
wailsa Tasir Funny Tsss,
The late Proctor Knott seems 10 b
remembered chiefly as the author o
the facatiosas Duluth speech. says til
New York World. Yet he was q grea
lawyer, and az c~hairrnazs OF the hons
COMMITTEES On the Judiciary he had Il
do with serious end vastly importan.
affairs. MIR. Knots single appearance
as q humortst fxed his reputation fol
all time, and nc asnount of profoundly
serious work could change it
Samuel D. Coz had a similar expert
sac with greater reason. for In earl.
life he had cultivated the risibIes
quite devotedly. Mr.. Knott lived lons
enough to pereaive that he was to b.
identided not with learning or publb
service, but with aa oraterieaI exae
geratioa. and Mr.. Coz found in his ma
turity that the speakership. the goal Of
his career. was denied him because Il
was no place for 4 funny man.
Although never a humorist. Proctor
Knott accomplished something witt
satire and irony in which most men
fail. He made himself understood
EVERYBODY knew that ne was joking
Nobody ever demanded an expIana-
sion Of his remarks on Duluth or g re,
traction o. an apology. From thar
viewpoint, therefore, be was d Of
the successful men OF his generation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

Followers of the indoor running
game will witness a revival of that
sport this evening at the Auditorium
when the Permo A. Al. presents a
irst-class card, including mile events
for clubs and unattached runners, a
three-mile match race of local inter-
est, and an equally interesting ten
mile event which will bring together
a trio of the greatest wearers of the
spiked shoe in the world at the
present time. The races will be run
over the well equipped track at the
Auditorium, twenty-four laps to a
mile. Last year it was twenty-three
laps and dfty-one feet to a mile, but
a section was removed when the
track was laid yesterday.
Of course, the all-important race
of the evening is the ten-mile strug-
gle between Al. Raines, who repre-
scented this city on that track last
winter; Henri st. Yves, the worlds
champion Marathoner; and Joe
Trent, a gentleman of color who has
cleaned up everything at the running
game of like nationality. The race
is for a purse which each runner ex-
poets to win. As Trent stated in a
recent letter to the EVENING NEWS
he expects to take back the bacon in
large chunks. Everybody knows or
has read about st. Yves. The little
Frenchman defeated Johnny
Hayes with ease. and ever since that
time has held a warm spot in the
hearts Of American sportsmen.
Raines' ability cannot be questioned,
so why will not the rae be the pref
test ever run on that eourseY
Several changes have been made
in the special three-nile event.
scheduled to be a match between
Halbert, of this city. and Preston, OF
South Amboy. Preston Is working
In Trenton and may not be an daek,
SO Fletcher Hoffman has been enter
ed instead BY the Cypress 4. g.
George Stevens. a Railway boy, and
F.. Reidie, of Roosevelt, have ex-
pressed a willingness to tackle d
three-mile event and have been en-
tered. Stevens ran here last year
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
Riding a Giraffe.

General Wood OF the English army
was the hero Of many adventures. but
the be called the stranEest In tho
time he rode a giraffe In India. With
a party Of friends be was being sf,-
t~ertaInea BIZ the rajah of Iowra. who
exhibited his rare collection OF wild
animals to ais guests. Generss tthen
Majars Wosd was a daring horseman
and On 4 wager offered 10 ride the
giraffe With no bride saws q rope.
The rajah warned hins of thu danger.
but he would got listen. So the giraffe
was brought 10 8 balcony. from which
the major yauIted on It's back. In
ssanfIy the great creature was of like
the wind. and. once fairly started. It
settled down i1to q curious sailor. that
aotsn made the rider SO sick and dizzy
thet 10 fell eff like q log, resolving a
blow on the head from the animals
knee and tEaea In the face from It's
foot He was unconscious for an hour.
and the aras use ne made Of ais voice
al to resolve that he would never
eide g giraffe again.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

in the mile events, while Reidie's
ability is unknown.
Many entries are expected for the
mile free-for-all and the mile club
events, although no ans will be
handed to the management until to-
night. The Amicitias and Royals, OF
Peasants Plains, and the Tottenville
A. @. are Staten Island clubs which
have signifed their intention of en-
tering a man in the club event. Sew
eral local clubs will undoubtedly
make a bid for the prizes. as we'll.
The field of contestants In the mile
free-for-all is large, therefore a big
bunch Of contestants expected.
Joseph Humphreys, the celebrated
announcer, is manager for Trent and
ma come here tonight to start the
races. The Permo club gave him a
f~tattering offer recently, but he was
unable to give a definite decision at
that time. He limited that he may
be able to attend. Another feature
Is a special section reserved for
ladies. The number OF fair fans at
the races last year induced the
Permo management to look after the
comfort OF the ladies at tonight's
event.
Louis Booz will act as clerk of the
course, with H. A. w. Kreischer. of
T~ottenyille, S. l., acting as head
timekeeper. Shorty. and Frank
Campbell will also handle the indi-
Gator. With Joe Humphreys as start
er and a coupled newspapermen for
judges, the card of officials Is COM
plete. First race starts at $40,
o'clock, so be on the Job.
Palzer Here Tonight.
AL. Palzer, who knocked out AL.
Kaufman last night at the National
A. O.. New York, has been secured
By tho Permo A. A.. to start the ten
mile Q here tonight Immedi-
ately after last nights victory Pal
ger challenged any heavy weight
for the championship OF the world,
barring none. Palzer weighed in at
zlo pounds and was the aggregsor
all the way in his fight with Kauf-
man
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

Manager ]. =. Finley, who has
charge OF the hopes and aspirations
OF Mike Ma2te, of South Beach, 8. f.,
called up thia Office yesterday ana
declared his man won over Nifty
Hudson. OF Tottenville. ut the Libef4
al A. C. last Saturday night Ha'
contradtcts the decision OF the
EVENING NEWS. which awarded
the fight to the Tottenylils LAD.
Mazie's Rose WAS broken I'M the third
round, bnt he continued until the
end. Nifty won the eight. how
ever, according to reliable informar
ton.
Freehold will roll at Hightstown
tonight In the S-M. Bowling League,
while Helmetta will tackle the
.Jameshurg quintet at that place.
The Riverssdea aud sewaren a.. e.
were booked for q county league bat~
tie at the Auditorium tomorrow
might. but, as 9ewaren h1s -s-
drawn from tha league, the contest
has bsan called on, Tbs Creseants,
of Midtown. ara willing to play here.
but Manager Wilsntz. OF the Xiv
.ies,f' refuses to beck the TEsesown
lads at this time. The Rigarsides
will play either an exhibition game
or the r. & II. quintet In . city
league match.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
KAUFMAN
KNOCKED OUT
AL. Placer FIoored Opponent
in Fifth Round.

New York. Dec. 29.-Carrysng the
fight to his man with a r-elentlessness
that would not be denied. Al Palxer
knocked out Al Kaufman In the fffth
round OF a scheduled ten round bout
at the National Sporting club.
Although Palzsr was always the ag-
gressor, he had to take q hard beat
ing. Kaufman's cleyerness saved him
on O number OF occasions, and he
landed enough vicious lefts and rights
TO have stopped an ordinary fighter.
PaIzer fought 80 hard that be appear
ed tired out in the fourth round. but
he freshened Up during the minute
rest and wen ont OF bis corner with a
rush to start the ffth aud what prcy-
ed to be the last session.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
"RIWES" LOSE
ON THE ISLAND
Defeated Last Night by Com.
pany B--29-22

~
The Rtvessides struck 4 snsle
over at West New Brighton. 8 81
last night when they were dsYaab1
ny the team representing Companv
., by the cor Of 20 to ~. Thn
nome team Is wonderfully fast. ~
Hfversfdes declare, and 1t took M
entire pack Of "Rfviess 70 hold thsf
fellow Harper. who played center.
Inc Company B team has lost o.
same this season, and only fp6 III
last year. The Company b I
and the quintet representing Chrfae
church, Of New Brighton, are pfaR@
ing for the championship OF sfatdn
Island. The Riverside score:
Company b ca RiversiSes (1&5
smith McCreorys
right forward.
Sums A1l6n
left forward.
harper RH5nola4
center.
summing But1sA
right guard.
Canton ..-.... Reagan, Davis
left guard.
Field goals|Smfth f5ylHnrpnx
10, BURNING f3). McCr~ary aN53.
Allen ca, Reynolds CIV. Rssgau.
Davis.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

There are TIVE Esl@eAs s#s A- ----s
surface where the magnetic needle
must point due south. They are not
easy places 10 reach One b In the
aretie regions north Of the northern
magnetic pole. on the line between that
pole and the geographical north pole.
The other is In the antarctic regions.
south " tfs southern magnetic pole.
on tao iine between that spot and the
geographical seaaA pole. IN fas nrsl
eaRe tlae point ef the needle Il attract
eG to lbs ncrshesn magnetic pole. In
ssa saeoad eaae tho okher enc % che
needle IA aeaaeed b. Eha southern
sAAasas Naaas
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
FLYING FIVE WILL
PLAY HERE NEW YEARS

The Flying Five, a TottenyilIe
junior basketball quintet. will soar
across the sound ON New Years at
ternoon for a match game with tho
pick of the junior teams OF this city.
The game win be played at the Audi
torium tn conjunction with roller
skating. The Flyers took a trip
over here Thanksgiving Day after
noon and were successful, so the
locals Will be out hunting for revenge
next Monday afternoon. Pete
O'Toole. ground keeper at the Audi
torium. has charge OF securing tho
local representation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

2 ~fgF%A
a grass plant win In the course of q
hot day exhale its own weight of wa
TEL, and a young leaf of wheat or rye
exposed to the sun may even exhaie
It's W weight In an hour. Expert
naeats summarized by 6tosor Indicate
that more than 300 pounds OF water
pass through q plant and AIRS tran.
spired from it's leaves for every pound
of dry matter 1xed or assimilated by
the plant" In Wisconsin. King found
the NEAR amount of water used By
barley. oats. cern. clover, peas and sso-
tatoes tn producing a ton OF dry mat
Ger ranged from 27o tons for corn to
676 tons for clover. "the average for
the six crops being nearly $50 toms, or
feur acre inches for each ton OF dry
neutrality-suspicious. Department
Year Book.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

Chicago. Dec. 29;-According to
his intimate friends, Mordecai
Brown, the Chicago Cubs great three
fingered pitcher, has twirled his last
game In the big leagues. From In
formation gathered he will GO into
business IN Chicago. While the cases
OF ball players retiring In the winter
time and returning to the game In
the spring are quite numerous, there
seems to be something genuine about
Browns case. One reason iB that
the Information did not come from
the Cub star. So that the idea that
he seeks publicity must be- eradicat-
ed. The man who gave out the In
fol nlation was All Iearney. city al
derman and president OF the Three
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
PLAY
THE STERLINGS

The Puritans, leaders In the Mfd~
diesex County Basketball League,
will play at South River tonight
against the fast Sterling a. A.. III
that place. A defeat for the gtarI-
ings will break the three cornered
lie for second place, now existing
between the S~teriings. Crescenfs ana
hiversfdes. On the other hand. d
victory for the Sterlings will bring
down the Puritans from their high
peg and spoil their seasons req
ord OF no defeat sustained To dats
around the circuit" The game VIII
be played OF the court at Wash
ingf0n hall.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
REYNOLDS AND MAC"
OUT OF BIG GAME

"Bdll' Reynolds, ceneer for the
Odd Men, and John MeGreery, for
ward for the Amboy Wanderers. will
not play In the Odd Men-Amboy
Wanderers game at the Auditorium
on Thursday night, January 4. The
Riversidsg with play q county league
game that night at ~SayreviIles and
the players mentioned In the fore
going are pillars OF the "Riyies'
attack. The Odd Mems game. which
is for a side bet, was postponed from
last night until next week owing
to conflict Ia dates for the Puritan
players. who are eligible on both
quintess.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

Eye league. Indications are that
Brown will be associated with Tear
ney in a new roadhouse on the south
shore. This information was cor
roborated by big Oryie Overall. for
mer Cub pitcher. The retirement Of
Brown should be about the saddest
bit OF news to Chicago National
league fans that has happened In
years. Brownie has been the hero
on the field and the idol of the fans
ever since Frank Chance put toEeth-
er HIS great team In the spring Of
1906. He's been rated as one OF the
great pitchers of baseball, and the
sad part of 1t Ia that he seems eko..
to retire while at the height of his
glory,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
STANDING IN
ISLAND LEAGUE
Staten Island BoWlers Pass
Halt Way Mark.

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
TottenviIle, S. l., Dec. 29;-With
the games rolled last week, all OF
the clubs in the AIl-Staten Island
Bowling League finished half the
contest, and have met each other
team. Four clubs rolled their first
series in the second round.
The champion Amicitia Associa-
ton five. which finished the first half
with only Ave games below the $50
mark and only three defeats out OF
twenty-one games rolled. started the
second half with two games below
the 500 mark.
There Ia still a chance for any one
of six out OF the eight clubs to win
out, and next month will be marked
by hard fighting for the first honors
and second place. The standing
given below does not include this
weeks games.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
PEERLESS IN
FORFEIT GAME

The Oaks-Peerisss game last night
ended In 8 wrangls. The Oaks shot
the tying basket. ASIA. just as the
final whistle blew, but the Peerless
refuse to continue under the ref
ertee's ruling. The referee held
hat the score should stand. After
waiting five minutes for ths Peer
less to continue, the referee gave
the game to tho Oaks by the score
of 2 to O.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
LOTOS CLUBS
SHOW TONIGHT

of New York. and Young Johnny
Carroll, Of this city, who made q
name for himself at the last Lotos
Club show.
Every improvement has been
made in the club rooms to add to
Hths comfort of the members and
guests. The announcer and referee
will be the same an at the last show
of the club.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
COUNTY LEAGUE WILL
MEET NEXT FRIDAY

The managers of teams entered
in the Middlesex County Basketball
League will meet In special session
ct eight o'clock on Friday evening,
January .. st the club rooms Of the
Crescent A. c., Midtown. This topic
that will be discussed la the Sterling's
protest OF tho Riverside game, play
ed In this city ON Saturday evening,
December rs.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
1910 IN
ISLAND LEAGUE
Richmond Borough, No. |
Makes Bowling Record.
Special to tho EVENING 10

SPeosd8 20 tH5 EVENINE NE VIZ.
stapleton, 8. l., Dec. ga new
five men team record for Staten Is-
land was hung up by the quintet of
Richmond Borough No. /. OF this
place. here last night. when they
rolled 1.07o In their first game Of a
three game series against Richmond
Borough No. q, another StApleton
team, In the All-Statsn Island Bowl
ing League All the SIX marks by
the teams last night topped 500 by
q safe margin, except the first efort
of No. a., which totaI1ed 888. The
recent record al 1855, hung up
by the Auroras. The scores last
night:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

Members OF the Lotos A. G. will
enjoy a first class entertainment to-
night at the club rooms, in the Mad
ison building. when Biz Mackey, OF
Cleveland, and Ty Cobb, OF Phila-
delphia, meet In g. six round boxing
exhibitiony-It Is the final attraction
a we'll balanced card arranged by
Matchmaker Mcclure. The semi
will bring together Joe Kane.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
Richmond Borough No, 4.
Woodbridge Pool Game.
IL ta sAs EVENING NEWS.

Woodbridge, Dec. 2s:--F. Mac
Donald and e. Concannon won their
matches here last night, In the
Woodbridge pool tournament. Mac
Donald defeated Tony Barceliona,
SO 10 "a, and II. ConeaDnon won
fro1a Z. a<az<~0d by tna score OF so
to SO. Howard Deter and I. Nc
Leod viii meet in the lrst game.
with II. Macdonald and ]. Concan-
non furnishing the anaI attraction.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
The Only Aushurifiea.

One preacher declares that child
Tess wives ought to 10 shipped out oil
the country. Then who would write
Cor tia newspaper. telling mothers
roo 10 take care Of their bahiss
T0ssda Blada.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
A liz Ghfauld Re

As IL Should BE.
Chapter 1----Diogenes set forth In
search Of an honest
Chapter 2,-He found him.
Chapter 8.--The honest man
auchred him out Of his lantern.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29

When schools Of aviation are found
81 wa they award srhslaxshspsa-
Laprsncctg'A
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-29
NOTED RUNNERS HERE
TONIGHT, AUDITORIUM
World Famous Cracks in Ten Mile
Feature Event at Permo A. A. En-
terIainment- Special Club Race.
AL. PALzER AS STARTER

One Mile Club Events-Open to all clubs, each restricted to one
entry
Three Mile Match Raee--Daye Halbert. Peerless A. G.; George
A. Stevens, unattached; Edward Preston o r Fletcher Hoffman,
Cypress A. c.; r. Reidie. unattached.
Special Ten Mile Event-Henri st. Yves. French Marathon Cham
pIon; AL Raines, formerly of this city; Joe. Trent. coored
Champion.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-26

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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-26

DREAMING OF HOME.
It comes TO me often in silence,
When the freight sputters low,
When the black. uncertain shadows
Seem wrAiths OF the long ago;
Always with throb OF kcartache
ltThat fills each pulsive vein,
Comes the old, unquiet longing
For the peace Of home again.
I'm sick OF the roar of cities,
And OF faces cold and strange:
l know where there's warmth OF welcome,
And my yearnins fancies range
Back to the dear old homestead,
With an aching sense OF pain.
But therein be Joy in the coming
When go home again.
When go home againl There's music
That never may die away.
And IL seems the hands Of angels
ona mystic harp at play
Have touched with a yearning sadness
On beautiful, broken strain,
To which is my fond heart wording
When go home sgain.
Outside OF my darkening window
Is the great worlds crash and din.
And slowly the autumn shadows
Come drifting, drifting in.
sobbing, the night wind murmurs
To the splash of the autumn rain;
But dream of the glorious greeting
When go home again.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-26

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