Gilpin observer., 1911-04-06
OBSERVATIONS

physician, now aged 81 says that
when he gets to be 100 he will mar
ry. If everybody went about getting
married as gradually and with as
mech foresight as that, there would
be very few unhappy marriages..
King George has threatened to
make 500 more lords in an attempt to
change the attitude of the upper
house of parliament towards certain
legislation. Such an act would also
be boon to ambitious New York
girls.
1t takes a fast young man to be
good chauffeur.
If wife wants to keep her hubby
travelling in the straight and narrow
path, all she needs to do is to mako
him believe that he talks in his
sleep.
Good sdvico is: don't give 50 much
of it.
A lot of people who claim to be in
partnership with God act as if they
OWNED the entire business.
1t is better to exaggerate the truth
than scandal
The cheaper grades of whiskey are
being used in motor engines in place
of gasoline. The motor engines seem
bound to keep going from bad to
worse.
| An egg 400 years old has been pre-
santed to the New York museum
We had heretofore believed that
museum was place for exhibiting
curiosities and things person does
not ordinarily see very frequently.
If the people who think they can
run newspaper had never beer
bern, the march of civilization would
, net yet have crossed Long Is,an'
sound.
A woman who wears a bunch OF
rats and false hair can't deny that
she has soft place on her head.
The worst part of this muck-rak
ing is that it just stirs things up
without clearing away the rubbage
and refuse.
Patience is the haaviesttaxed COM
m odity there is.
Mrs. Francis Shaw says people
would live to be $50 years old II
they never wore underwear. Mr.. Fran
els Shaw ought to tell us if the Mrs.
is trying to attain that age.
a daily says Ex-Congressman Taw
ney, of Minnesota. will get water
ways berth. Here's hoping, however,
that he don't sleep on the job.
We would all be perfectly willing
to see the size of the national house
of representatives cut down AZ mem
bers, as proposed by the new reap
port;onment measure, if We could
pick out the AZ.
There is Sc millions more money in
circulation now than q year ago ac-
cording to report of the treasury
department. The arteries CT bus
inass ought to be in pretty good
shape.
A western crank who argued that
all punishment fer sins is meted out
in this world, was burned to death
in hotel fire the next night.
The dreadnaught hat is the thing
in millinery this year. 1t carries a
battery of six 1S-inch stiletto hat
pins.
A New York lunacy expert says the
ringing of church bells tends to in
crease insanity. 1t is important to
learn that they have some effect on
pc ople.
Don't talk impudently to dentist
He's apt to throw it back in your
taeth.
A daily states that at Danville, H..
inmates OF an insane asylum have
been regularly taken to the polls on
election day. The difference between
tion day was not sufficient to cause
suspicion.
OF course kissing is sinful, but
thora are times when man doesn't
want to go to heaven.
An uncomfortable geyser has been
dis ov cred in Germany. This is lese
majesty.
1t tcok 200 policemen to get Vivien
Gould marriedeof Even the rich re-
spect the law sometimes.
Nat Goodwin thinks being married
is dogs life. The pup!
White the legislature is in session
one of st. Paul's variety shows has
found it necessary to cut its prices
to two fifths Of what they formerly
were.
The questions wife asks her hub
by when he comes home at a. m,
are not hypothetical ones.
Politics has lost much Of its old