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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10
ANNUAL MEETINGS
OF BANKS TODAY
Various Financial lnstitu-
tions Elect Officers-On-
ly a Few Changes.

Stockholders of the state and nation
al banks of the county met on Tues
day afternoon and organized for the
ensuing year. But few important
changes were made and the personnel
of the directors. of the Richmond fin
ancial institutions will remain prac-
tically the same during 1910.
1t was announced by President
George l.. Gates of the Union National
bank. that this institution had pur-
chased the interest of L. b. Hutchin-
son of indianapolis in the Kelley
Hutchinson building. Eighth and Main
streets, in which the bank is located.
consideration s35. 900. The other half
interest in the building is possessed
by Mrs. Leroy Kelley and other heirs
of the late Leroy Kelley 1t is under
/ stood that the interest of the Kelley
| heirs cannot be purchased now No
general Improvement will be made on
| the building which involve the bank
| quarters.
| At the First National bank two
changes were made. James A. Carr,
general manager of the American
| Seeding Machine company, succeeded
John l.. Rupe as a director. and ID. NJ
Gayle, president of the Cincinnati To.
bacco Warehouse company of Cincin.
natl, succeeds J. NJ. Crawford as a
director
Officers of all of the institutions re-
main the same as in 1910. 1t is prob
able that at later meetings some plans
for 1911 will be made more definitely
than they were at the organization
meeting. Directors of each institu
ton meet on the first and third Tues
days of the month. The officers OF
the various institutions are as fol
lows:
Union National bank-George l.
Gates. president; Ed NJ. Gates, vice
president; NJ. c. Henley. vice presi
dent: H. j. Hanes, cashier; H.
Koehring, assistant cashier; director.
include the officers, except Mr.. Koch
ring. and E. G. Hibberd, Elwood w
Mcclure, Charles A. MCGUIRE, w. d
Loehr. Irving M. Ridenour and DAME
G. Reid
Second National bank-John B
Dougan, president; Daniel G. Reid O
New York, vicepresident; George Eg
gemeyer, vice president; c. w. Elmer
vice president: Samuel w. Gaar, cash
Ter; Will Seeker. assistant cashier; di
rectors include the officers, except Mr.
Seeker, and Howard Campbell, Glen
Gaar, Henry Gennett, ]. J. Harrington
E. G. Hibberd, E. G. Hill, J. r. How
ard, Frank B. Land, George w. Mil
Ter, p. W. Smith, H. c. Starr and s.
Strattan. Jr.
First National bank-A. D. Gayle
president; S. E. Swayne, vice presi
dent; F. NJ. Taylor. cashier; Alton T
Hale, assistant cashier; directors in
clude the officers, except Mr.. Hale, ant
James A. Carr, d. H. Gayle of Cincin
NATL Daniel Moss, William Dude!
Foulke, Charles E. Shiveley, j. ]. Riff
of Boston, j. w. Morrison and Richart
Sedgewick.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10
A DARING fORGER
ESCAPES PURSUtR
Man Wanted in 100 Places
Finds Local Victim and
Dodges a Detective.

Sought by the police of n hundred
towns OF Indiana and Kentucky. Will
liam Maurer. swindler, cashed "A fraud
ulent check for s25, at the saloon OF
John y. Dickerson, 912 Main street,
last Wednesday. and early Thursday
morning drove TO New Hope. o., in "A
buggy rented at Shurley's livery barn
On Monday when the rig had not been
returned the matter was reported to
tho police. An investigation proved
tho check bad. The horse and buggy
WAS found yesterday afternoon at a
livery barn in New Hope. where II
had been left by man answering the
description of Maurer,
William Webster. a detective of the
Indiana bankers association, was in
Richmond yesterday afternoon inves.
tigating the actions OF the alleged for
ger. lie claims that for months, Mau.
rer has been successfully cashing
small checks ranging from SO to $50
In Indiana and Kentucky cities and
cleverly escaping the police.
A Two Months Chase.
Maurcr always writes his checks on
the Farmers National bank of Milton
Ky. according to the detective. Web
ster has been chasing Maurer for two
months and yesterday was the closest
he has been on his trail. He considers
Maurer one of the ''slickest" swihdlers
who has ever operated In Indiana OF
Kentucky. His alleged swindlings
amount probably to over thousand
dollars.
Dickerson. the local man Maurer
swindled. claims he met the alleged
forger In Kentucky last summer but
had no idea he was a crook He says
he paid him the money readily. AZ
ter obtaining the money Maurer went
TO Shurleys livery barn with DECKER
son. who told Shuriey he was a relia
BILE man.
According to the New Hope people
Maurer arrived In that place Friday
morning and said he wauld leave the
horse and buggy there during the day
lie departed on an interurban. 1t is
supposed for Dayton. Maurer claims
to be the representative of a large
drug Arm.
Chief Gormon OF the police depart
ment, and Manager Shurioy OF the liv,
cry barn. went to New Hope yesterday
and returned with the horse and rig
Gormon Ia starting an investigation OF
the affair.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10
GOVERNOR CRUCE
ASSUMES OFFICE
tAmeriean News ser.sccs

Oklahoma City, Okla, Jan l0.-Be
fore large and representative assem-
blage that included members of the
legislature, state officials. the judici-
airy and many influential citizens, Lee
Cruce OF Ardmore was yesterday sworn
into office as the second governor OF
Charles ". Haskell. The inaugural
ticn ceremonies took place at noon
and were followed by public recep-
ticn,
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BANK Statement.


Report of condition National Bank at Richmond IN
1slL
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Jan IL. Scaney and Brown old
stove az No school :. 400
Jan IL, Second National Bank
interest for Dec 1903. 49,. 29S
Jan II. d Coe ca aud Jan dis.
tribution .................2 .Otl.li
Feb 2, Sec Nat Bank int for
January ...... ,.......... LOS
Feb IS. w q Porterfield over
drawal salary 1909 ..... 500
Mar :. Sec Nat bank twp war. 10000
April !. Second National bank
int for February ..... $50
April I. Second National bank
Int for March ........,.... 4.O1
April :. Barney Wood old lum-
Der off bridge ...... 200
May ,. Walter dis twp assess
sor dog tax lJAOO
May .. Second National bank
int for April .............. 2.27
May Z. Co Com PINT on bdge.. $500
May rs. w s Porterficld dog
tax collected by self :. >. 1900
May 81. Isaac w. Harrison ov.
erdrawn for teaching should
have been entered Mich %. 6Q0O
June \. Second National bank
interest for May ......... 200
July .. Second National bank
interest for June ........ 1.i3
July q. Harrison tp Union coun-
~ tuition transfer ..... 400
July n. ID 3 Coe CO aud July
distribution ........... ..2,6S2.Sl
July Il. 3 = Clevenger trustee
Alb tp tran tuition to Dis. Nos 5000
July %. Jas Howarth trustee
trans. tuition to Dis No A.. 400
Aug 2. Sec Nat biz int for July 4.93
Sep .. Sec Mt blk int for Aug. 5.92
Oct 3. Sec Nat blk int for Sep 5.4S
Nov ., Sec Nat blk int for Oct 500
Dec 2. Sec Nat blk int for Nov $50
Jan 4. Laura Hoover teaching
Dis No 8. 5000
Jan 8. Carrie Wiedemer teach
ing Dis No 4........ 1000
Jan 8. II. II. Williams 10 loads
Oh gravel .................. 2.iO
Jan =. J Virgil Porterfield oil.
ing floors at schools ...... 800
Jan ~. w = Porterf.eld post.
age and incidentals for 1909 $50
Jan IL, Scaney and Brown hdw ITO
Jan 81. Irma Tharp teach Dis
No 6 :. .....,. 5000
Jan 90. ]. c. Starr teaching
Dis No ........... $500
Jan &c. III c Dickinson rep elk 100
teaching Dis No ... 5000
Jar /. Carrie Wiedemer teach.
lag Dis No ;. :. :. -. 5000
Ian 20. Sue c Rinehart teach
Inc music ................. 10000
Jan 81, w Porterfield. bal
ance trustees salary 1909. iS1.Oo
Jan 81. W. s. Porterfield keep
ing school books 1909. $50. 500
Feb 2. s ii Goble sery sch hk. 10000
Feb 2. Kitchell Elevator co
lumber and shingles -. s2.s9
Feb :. Kitchei Elevator Co
coal for schools .......... 1915:
Feb J. l. Beard sup for sch l5.1i
feb ). ]. Walter Dunn reading
circle books ............... $3.50
Feb .. Steel and Draper IL
window shades ............ 4O.5O
Feb 5. Laura Hoover teaching
D:s No 5................... 1900
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City Statistics
Deaths and Funerals.

KAUFMAN Mrs. Nellie Kaufman
died Saturday at a Columbus, o., hos
pital from the results of an operation
The deceased was we'll known in Rich
mond, at one time having been prom
inent member of the First Christian
church. Before marriage she was Miss
Nellie Brown.
SITTLOH-The funeral of Fred Sit
tloh will be held Thursday afternoon
at 1870 o'clock at the home, 3S South
Third street, at two o'clock at the St
Paul's Lutheran church. The Rev. c.
Huber will officiate. Burial will be in
the Lutheran cemetery. Friends may
call Wednesday afternoon and even
ing.
Marriage License.
Ernest Iven Replogle. Economy, %
clerk, and Letta Blanche Siegrist, Ha
gerstowE, 16. consent of parents.
Homer c. Schilling, Minonk, ILL.,, 26
farmer. and Gertrude E. Wore, Rich
mond, %, at home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10

The past. like an inspired rhapsocist
ellis the theatcr OF everlasting genern
tons with her harmony.--Shelley.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10

Fairy tales are made out Of the
dreams of the poor.-Lowell.
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TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES
FINANCIAL REPORT

To the Advisory Board, Boston Town
ship. Wayne County. Indiana. w. s.
porterfield, Township Trustee. Dat
cd Jan. LIST. t19i1.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10

No trouble to prepare Mrs. Austins
Famous Buckwheat Flour. All grocers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10

Let the children read Gilt Edge Flour
ad on Page Six.
10-1t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-10

His Talent.
els he a great artist?'
mo"
"But he gets good prices for his
stun"
"Yes. He's a great salesman."-ES-
change
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RESOURCES.


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5623.3S
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30S61412
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agents. 1ooosoov
Checks other items luooo'o
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currency 4os46
Money!
Specie
6200OO 46sis55i
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Toto,
LIABILITIES
ToVnuuVv
fund 3O0OOOOO
paid
National Bank notes outstanding -oouo0o
Due to Their - 2i56lt
o Private Banks and Bankes iosfalS
Due to and Savings Banks 5l27s1o
Dividends unpaid - o1uOo
ndvd uad l16O2452O
Dema deposit 2S49l96l
tinted states deposts :. 1517,O74G7
stateo of danaCo OF
| Samu renamed bank do soemniy
knowledge
belief w. GAAR Cashier
Subscribed and sworn to before 1911
Public
DOUGAN. 1888
GENNETT 4.
Z. HIBBERD
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

THE FAST MAIL ROUTE.
Trains Leave Cairo:
tAugust /. 1911


lilo q. N Daily Chicago vestihuls
lfmited. ARRIVING Chicago 1o:4O a. m.
,iz.I6 s, %. Daily ST. Louis. Night
limited. arriving st. Louis 1920 q. L.
Sleeping cars open at $3.50 p. IN.
1920 a. m. st. Louis Special
500 a. m. Chicago Daily Express
11:15 a. m. St Louis Fast Mail
1915 .. m. Chicago Midday Special
2:40 a. m. Afternoon Express for
st. Louis, odin. Etangham. Nation
and Champaign
AIS a. IN. Thebes Accommodation
B.a, IN. Padueah and Louisville
Express.
6:15 p. m. Chicago and Eastsrs
Express.
1910 p. m. Chicago Night Express
arriving at Chicago 7:15 a. IN.
p 2:20 a. M. Mempsis and Nash
Vile
$40 a. m. Coach section for Nam
phis and New Orleans.
$40 a. m. Seminole Limited for
Birmingham and Jacksonville, Fla.
AIS p. m. Fulton and Mayfield 40
commodation.
1:I p. m. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
l.56 p. m. Daily Nashville. Chatta
Iooga and Atlanta.
$50 y. N. Paducah and Loulsvlils
Sleeper. Paducah to Louisville, open
at $3.50 .. m.
6:55 p. m. Memphis and New Or
leans Special.
For through tickets, sleeping ear
accommodations and further informa
ton apply at Illinois Central Passep-
ger Station, Cairo, iii.
J.H. JONES, Ticket Agt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

SENATOR PoMERENE. Seaate this year
from Tennessee as It's baby" with
the greatest possible hesitation and
with the profoundest respect for this
body gave the senate another lee.
ture on the subject Of courtesy and
precedent
II want to say at the outset Of my
term Of service that have no sym.
pathy with senatorial courtesy and
senatorial sensitiveness' to the ex.
tent 1t has been attempted to invoke
them in this case" said Senator Lea
Clarence w. Watson joined the Dem.
ocratic majority IN congress only last
March. A few weeks ago he startled
other members with the announcement
that the people wanted congress to
finish its work and 90 home and that
he proposed to call the senate's atten-
tion to the fact whenever he had a
chance And there was none to pun
ish him for his youthful activity
James A. Reed of Missouri, Demo
crat. came into the senate last March
with the influx Of new members
Three months later. when vica Presi
dent Sherman cast the deciding vote
in favor Of the Bristow amendment
to the direct election Of senator's reso
luton, Senator Reed arose with q
mighty protest against the vice presi'
dents power to vote In such case.
-4''With all due respect" said. Senator
Reed, 81 think there is very serious
doubt about the right of the president
to cast the deciding vote In matter
of this kind"
Reed Breaks Out.
A few years ago Mr.. Reed would
have been taken out into the cloak
room by his own veteran colleagues
and soundly thrashed. Now there an
swered him only the mild voice of Mr.,
GalThger of New Hampshire:
81 think when the senator from Mis-.
souri, does examine the matter he will
be satisfied that the chair acted within
his constitutional right"
"You talk about senatorial courtesy,
said Senator Reed. You say it is q
reflection on the committee for the sen.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

"HE time honored precedents
Of the United States senate
- are being smashed by the
younger members who startle
the older ones with their ideas Of
how that body should be conducted
The change that is coming over the
senate is little less than remarkable
in the eyes of those who have watched
the body for a score or more of years
and have seen 1t move almost With.
out question through the bauten path
that has been traversed year after
year under the leadership of the "old
timers" New members are rushing
III to the forum Of debate, denouncing
the time honored precedent and
courtesy OF the senate and batting the
few survivors of the old dignity.
The fifteen new members chosen al
the last election. with few Of the
old ones who never took kindly to that
religious reverence for precedent and
custom that long ruled the senate, are
completing the most astonishing meta
morphosis Of that body that has taken
place within the memory of man.
Smoot and the Fans.
Almost an uproar followed the work
Of Reed Smoot which resulted In the
hanging of four plebeian propeller
blade electric fans from the ceiling
of the senate chamber one recent hot
day. 1t was only an intensified roar
from the preceding day. when Vice
President Sherman had surprised the
senate with the installation OF n noise
less electric fan at his presiding desk
Had Eugene Hale been there. backed
by his thirty years of experience in
unfolding precedentS. such a violation
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

The Amer 90 s9Frtfipa 81 Labor
has fraugrfrs Z 4 .enrprs rariaraseI
to raise nsoise sl'A N.:isfs, 70 epnGar,
the defense " ~ AirNHnatas. eliarg
ed with dyf nasW- the idsrf III The
Los Angeles II Hs'S IN addition TO Il
general appeal through The press Of
the country. II is nianned to augment
the fund BIZ i!Is stlr Of buttons hear.
Ing picture Of j J.. McNamara anu
the word "kidnapetis stamps carry
ing picture " J j Mcnamara and
designed to ~ used on the back Of
envelopes also viii he offered for sale
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
MISCELLANEOUS WANTS.
MISS HARRIET CAREYs
STUDENT BERLIN, GRADUATE OF
LEXINGTON CONSERVATORY
will receive
Pupils In Voice, Piano and German
2311 Elm Street. Home phone 277.W
The Power OF Music.

Euripides tB c, 4S0-406l was one Of
the celebrated tragic Greek poets who
discoursed on music in this wise: INC
one has found out how to soothe with
music and sweet symphony those bit,
ter pangs by which death and sad
misfortune destroy families; and We,
to assuagegsuch ,griefs by music were
wisdom. The music Of the Greeks
evidently had the power to stir OF
calm emotions, although neither nelo
die nor harmonic as the terms are un.
derstood today.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

FOR SALE Hotel; In one of the
best towns In Southeast Missouri !;
Frame Building; Ii rooms, halls;
conveniently and prominently To-
Gated one and half block from de-
pot; finest water; Acetilene lights
in all the house and on porch; no
hotel in town; house now used for
residence; good transient trade /;
splendid opening; price, 100000;
easy terms If desired. c. d.
MITCHELL, East Prairie, Mo.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
Soldiers Brave Deed.

Asked what was the bravest deed he
mad ever seen, Lord Roberts said he
smembered that while he was on his
'ay to Lucknow his force was st~Nned
by walled Enclosure A little soldier,
Punjabi Mohammedan. seeing the
difficulty. endeavored to open the door
which barred their way When he tried
1rst to draw the bolt one of his hands
was cut Off By one OF the enemy; then
he managed to unfasten the bolt with
his other hand, which was subsequent
.ly nearly severed from the wrist.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
Profitable Tradn.

y thought you sold your automo.
bileT NO. replied Farmer Corntos.
sci, Il traded the machine Off for that
horse over there" But you seem TO
have both the auto aud the horse. "
Yes. | made a contract that he was
to give me the haulin' the machine out
every time he got stuck or broke
down. Finally he owed me so much
that he turned the auto back as part
payment" ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

ate to instruct 1t
to report back at
a certain time. l
say that kind Of
senatorial o. r
tesy is dead and
buried. 1t will be
discovered t h a t
there are men on
this floor who. may
be young and In
experienced, b u t
who have had suf-
fcient experience
to nm d g r stand
what that kind of
TnathnJ ian da 10 ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Out OF the hands of pain and suffer
ing more gifts have come to men than
from any other source. The great
singers OF the mystery and pathos OF
human loss-Dante Alighieri in his
Vision" and Milton in "Lycidas,"
Matthew Arnold In "Thyhsis.' and
Tennyson in In Memoriam ALI show
that for the highest vision there is no
medium like that Of tsars~--J. M.
Blake.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
Lot the chlldren Be Iapnx

Do not try to make men OF your
boys or women OF your girls. advired
Orison SWEET Marden in Success
MAGAZINE. II is not natural. Love
them. Make home Just as happy a
place as possible and give them rein.
freedom There u nothing sadder in
life than the child who has been
robbed Of IT.. childhood.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Hale, loahng In Maine Aldrich, sum
mering in the north: Money, resting on
his Mississippi plantation, and Cullom,
almost the only "oa man''t IF the sen
ate left must have shivered with APP.
prehension when they read such words.
The Gore resolution of a short time
ago, instructing the finance committee
to pass on the Democratic wool tariff
bill and report 1t baGe to the senate
within given time, aroused a storm Of
protest. Here was clear violation Of
all the precedents and of that more
important bugbear, senatorial cour,
tesy."
IT have never known proposition
of that kind to he offered IN the sen.
ate" said Senator Gallinger in a
shocked tone. 1T would be depar
ture from all our custom in matters Of
this kind"
Farmer Jim MARITIME, newly ar.
rived from New Jersey. declared that
"the doctrine Of. courtesy to which the
senator from New Hampshire alludes
1t seems to me. is carried little too
far"
Senator Hitchcock of Nebraska. Sen
ator Gronna of North Dakota. Senator
Townsend Of Michigan, all former
members Of the house and all brand
new I'm the senate, have stepped for
ward into the debates with vigor that
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Pomerene IN his
speech. Assume
that there Is none.
1t Is time, then, to
make a prece-
dent.
Luke Lea, the
thirty two year :
old young man
who came into the
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
r-dtan

Bedlam r. npGle derived from Beth
lehem hospital ii London. which WIS
used as early as The first years Of the
sixteenth century for the reception ~
distracted pesconx had very limited
resources md frequently discharged
patients who were not yet cured.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

WANTED-Young man of good
habits with several years office ex-
perience in lumber business desires
clerical position with reliable firm
where there is chance for advance
ment; Al reference furnished. Ad-
dress Lumber, The Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28


been on hand there would have been
a long and lively session before such
epoch making changes would have
been sanctioned.
What. does Mr.. Smoot. who now
ranks as one of the leaders OF the
body, know about precedents? He has
been there only since 1903. What does
Vice President Sherman understand OF
the dignity of the office? He came in
only some two years ago. He showed
his contempt for precedent at the very
beginning by wearing a nice light gray
cutaway suit, when every one knows
that the only proper habiliment of the
office is q somber black frock such as
Charles Warren Fairbanks used to
wear.
When Root Was Called Down.
II was only about two years ago that
Senator Money of Mississippi took
Senator Root of New York and verbal
~ spanked him in the presence of the
whole senate.
One day when the senate was labori
ously debating, accordinggto precedent,
how 1t should go about the consdera-
ton Of certain bill Mr.. Root arose
and declared that he thought the thing
to do was to push the debate along in
a businessllke way. pass the bill as
quickly as possible, get through and
go home.
The senate listened In shocked ST.
lence. Here was new member TAX
ing 1t upon himself TO lecture the sen.
ate upon its methods of procedure
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Speedy tphoning from farmhouse to
parage, = guess you will have to
rome and get me. I've turned turtle.
Voice-This is garage. You want
the aquarium.--Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

II thought you told me your dog
could lick anything In sightg' 80 he
can. He's licking the sugar off the
top Of your cake now" = Baltimore
American,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

II think this indictment must be de.
fective," declared the judge. Why"
inquired the assistant district attor-
ney. Seems to make sense. Wash
ington Herald
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

The Seeptsr and the Cinch.
Bring me my piper cried old King Coal
MY Golfers must be fed.
And fuels cost / win control.
Make It q pipe Of lead"
Washington Star
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

The old timers
looked ut one an
0 { b er askance.
Party lines were
obliterated; the
honor Of the sen
ate was assailed.
Finally Senator
Money arose to
administer t b e
rebuke.
"Mr. Pre- S l.
dent" he said in
measured tones,
I'VE do not want
any lectures in
our hlI al n a g 4
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

"He told her that he would gladly
die for her." THE same old bluff
Did it catch herr" NO. She told him
she would gladly let him, Houston
pnSt
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Hoax- Here's an article written by
a scientist who says that insects have
emotions. He claims he has frequent
~ seen mosquito weep,
Jonx-Well. I've often seen a moth
ball.--Philadelphia Record.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

CIara-I overheard Mr., Kimberly say
to friend the other evening that l
was pretty young lady.
Maude-Well, you are pretty young.
but of course you are growing older
each day.-Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

She-Some one has said that the
ocean never sleeps. but I'm sure 1t
looks calm enough now to be taking
nap. He-Yes. all except that part
astern: that's awake, you know Bos
ton Transcript.