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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
Cattle. Hogs, Etc.

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FOR SALE-Milk COW. Phone 1853.
FOR sALE-2O well bred Jersey heif-
ers, heavy springers- Bell phone $50.
PURE BRED DUROC JERSEY HOGS
for sale. Registration certificate sup
plie9. Sam B. Gilett Phone 2514.
ALFALFA sEED-Write for samples
and prices Arizona Seed Co. PhOe-
Poultry, Etc.
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sLOO. 1IINORCA COCKERELs North
ruP strain Phone 1888
FOR sALE-Chickens also Incubator
and brooder. 602 n Campbell St.
FOR sALE-R I Red and Barred
Rock eggs for Matching, $3.50 and S1.OO
per Is. Phone 1885.
FOR sALE-Rhode Island Red eggs.
fall Matched chickens are best Sam
3. Giuett- Phone 2514.
FOR sALE-White Wyandotte, White
OrpingtOn, White Rock, Barred Rock
and White LeghOrn pullets and cock
erels. ]. Z. Mitchell, Lobo, Tex.
Horses, Vehicles, Etc.
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FOR sALE-Fine large brood mare
with colt at side The E. E. Neff Co.
FOR sALE-Good family carriage
horse. Box 90, Fort Bliss, Texas.
FOR sALE-Young driving and saddle
animal 612 San Antonio.
FOR sALE-Light delivery wagon and
harness: portable tent, candy floss ma
chine Bell phone 1895.
WANTED-Good second hand farm
wagon and team; prefer mare. J.
Goldwire, sol Boulevard.
HORSES AND VEHICLES bought and
sold. Fine Jersey bull for service. sos
Texas Phone $500.
8YEAROLD PAINT STALLION. fine
Individual Fine Jersey bull for service.
Court House Corral, 500 Overland.
For Sale Miscellaneous
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FOR SALE CHEAP - Electric fan.
Write S. H, Herald.
HAY FOR sALE-Write or call and
see me. c. W. Alexander, Maria, Tex
FOR SALE - Merrygoround, perfect
condition Sc Concrete St, Juarez-
BEAUTIFUL RUGS MADE from old
carpets Phone 1899
ALL THE MATERIAL in the old Kohl
berg building for sale. Phone Bell
2535.
FOR sALE-Good. serviceable motor
cycle for sale cheap. Write A, care
Herald.
FOR SALE High grade motorcycle
engine, absolutely new, for half price.
Write at once to E. F. Schmidt Chic
ride n. NJ.
WANTED to sell at a bargain, motor
cycle. good as new; automatic Win
chester. Phone 1921
FULL DRESS SUIT FOR sALE-Un-
finished wOrsted, silk lined, size 81;
worth $50, almost new. VIII take
$3.50. Phone 2S73.
WE ARE OPEN 70 OFFERS on car
each speckled Mexican beans and big
German millet. Shindler Farm I'm
prOvement Co., Dalhart, Texas.
ONE MILLION BOXES APPLES for
sale. 1000 cars. California, Colorado,
Oregon. washington, Idaho and New
Mexico. Write Lee D. Martin Co., FL
Paso. Texas. for prices.
TypeWriters
TYPEWRITER & OFFICE SUPPLY co,
Victor, Royal, Oliver Smith Premier,
i. c. Smith and Standard Folding type
writers and Dalton Adding machines
for sale or rent 421 Mesa. Phone $50.
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

FOR E-Relinquishment OF
100 and so acres, cream Of lower MIN
bres valley. so acres fenced, fine we'll
neat cottage, chicken house, garden.
etc AZ miles from Columbus, n. NJ
VIII trade for improved suburban FL
PasO property or lots. Address X Y.
z, Columbus, n. n
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

A REAL THRILLER.
The lOs it's charm.
The bump it gives does little harm;
If real thrills seek to gain.
You tumble from aerOplane
Find another aviator
ANSWER To Yesterdays PUZZLE.
See too late to classify page
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
Agents Wanted
AGENTS WANTED

AGENTS WANTED.
few firstclass statesmen can Sc
cure liberal contracts with an old es-
tabIished life insurance company by
calling at room 405, Caples building,
from 8 to 10 a. m. and / to p. m. A
good salesman IN any line can make
more money selling life insurance for
q good company.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
For Sale or Exchange

FOR EXCHANGE best lots on Ne
vada st. for Grand View lots. Owner
221. Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
Wanted-Rooms

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WANTED ROOITs-Unfurnish close,
2 or not over SO; respectable couple
Momack. Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

WANTED TO TRADE-Lots and five
acres Of valley land for 4 or room
cottage. Mrs. Vaughan, OrndOrff hotel
50 ACRES between Anthony and Be
rino, east side Of river: win sell cheap
for cash, or viii trade for city prop
erty. Owners. 412 CapIes Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
General stenographv
RAMROAn TnIETARlI

PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER.
as Roberts Banner Bldg. Bell 21l-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

" a----aH1 l-Ge-AA14a 0lIr 4Alsl-al
soc. S1.00 pvt. for old gold. 20T s.
FL Paso St Denver JeWelry Co
General Stenography
PUBLIC sTENOGHAPHER.
as R0berts-B Banner Bldg. Bell 218.
RAILROAD TIMETABLE.
All trains arrive and depart from
Union depot foot OF san Francisco
street except those OF Mexico North
western All arrivals and departures
time
SANTA FE.
For Albuquerque Denver, CHICAGO.
Los Angeles-LY- S-45 a. N. and
From Albuquerque. Denver. Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar- $40 a. m and
500 p N.
Ell RASO & SOUTHWESTERN.
(Western DIVIslOn.)
For Arizona and SonOra-Lv. TsEn
a. m and SOS D. m
From Arizona and Sonora-Ar 7.aa
a. m ana $40 p M
eastern DivisiOn)
For kansas City Chicago, St Louis
Ly. 1z-45 p. m, SIS p. m.
From Kansas City, Chicago ST. Io1iu
ar 6:58 a. M $50 D N.
@ II. & s. A. AND 6. p. TRAINS.
For san Antonio. New Orleans and
Wssnlngton-Lv. 1925 a. N and soc
From san Antonio. New Orleans ana
w ashington-Ar- 1880 a. IA and SOC
p. m
For Arizona and California. e.s4
$50 a. m 400 9:55 p m.
FROM Arizona and CALIFORNIA;.
sos a m; 1920. 5:12. 700 p. m
TEXAS & PA CTFTC.
For Dallas and St Louis-LV. T:i0
a m and 7:15 D. m
From Dallas and St. Louls-Ar- 10.sE
a. m and 8.35 .. m
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO
For chihuahua and City OF Mexico-
From Chihuahua and City OF Mexico
Ar. 1925 a. m.
MEXICO NORTH WESTERN,
For Casas Grandes and Pearson-IlV.
Juarez MOn-s Wed, Fri 800 O. m
From Casas Grandes and Pearson
Ar JuareZ Tues IT, Sat. $50 .. N.
ARIZONA & NEW MEXICO RAILWAY
COMPANY.
Passenger Service.
South Bound North Bound
1850 any Guthrie " go bm
S:35 am-Lv Duncan " ESQ On
9:58 any Lordsburg " 1870 prn
1908 am-Ar Hachita Lv-II.BO an
South bound train connects with
Southern Pacific west bound train no
1. leaving LOrdsburg 1857 a. m, noun
tain time.
South bound train connects with Fl
Paso & Southwestern east bound train
for FL Paso. leaving Hachite I1.42 \
bound train for Douglas ard Bisbes,
leaving Hachita at 11:10 a. M noun
tain time
Traffic Manager, Clifton. ARK
Feb. IT. 1911
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

POSITION WAETED-Firstclas gen
eraI housekeeper, good cOof, references
Any good proposition considered An
svver A. St., care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
Wanted Situations

GOOD AL AROUND country printer
wants lob. Job and ad man. Roger
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

LADY OF CULTURE viii keep house
ia widOwer's home with children, out
Of city: reasonable salary. Mrs. G.,
AZ Wyoming
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
TVpeWriters

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TYPEWRITER & OFFICE SUPPLY co,
Victor, Royal Oliver Smith Premier,
T. c. Smith and Standard Folding type
writers and Dalton Adding machines
for sale or rent. 421 Mesa. Phone $50.
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER co.
Typewriters sold, rented and repaired.
4l9 Mesa. Bell 565. Auto. 2135.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

lR6I IREREA PIE nLL
n GE HALF An HoVR
OFF FOR EATS AFO STRRT |
he MATINEE At =
UHEH IA OFF I'LL { AID /
WORK nun5E HiGHT !
,SHoW 8 oNGRQ
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

All trains arrive and depart from
Union oepoI loot Of san Francisco
street except those OF Mexico North
Western All arrivals and departure1
given In Fl Paso or mountain standard
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
For Sale-Machinery

ENGINES, BOILERS, PUMPS - Large
stock of all kinds secondhand ma
chinery, complete well drilling rigs.
also pipe, / inch to y inch TEXAS
SUPPLY CO.. Beaumont Tex.
WELL DRILL WANTED-Churn drill
for deep well; give make and price.
P. o. box 219, city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26
For SaIe-Real Estate

OWNER WILL SELL at great bargain,
modern room house, good neighbor-
hood; terms Herald 735.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL ESTATE.
Notice is hereby given that win, on
October 3rd, 1911, at BarstOw, Ward
county, Texas, at the Court House door
thereof, sell all the personal property
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

From Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago,
Los Angeles-Ar- $40 a. N. and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

YOUNG LADY-Experienc cashier
and general office clerk. Is open for
position; can furnish firstclass city
reference. Address n. Y. N, care Of
Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-26

Traffic Manager. Clifton. Ariz.
Feb. II, 1911
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
A Strenuous Woosr.

~The "reminiscences of Bismarck
contains an account OF his cOUrtship.
He was young Prussian officer when
he first met Johanna Won Puttkamer,
but he made application at once to heE
father for permission to pay his ad-
dresses. Aghast at Blsmarck's pro-
posal, the old gentleman did not absO-
lutely decline it. Instead he wrote Civ.
ing permission to pay a sort of visit
Of inspection" at the Puttkamer home.
Bismarck FASTENED to Reinfeld The
whole Puttkamer family was lined up
to greet him. The father and mother
glared at him sOlemnly, and Johanna
herself stood between them, her eyes
cast modestly downward. With the
swift. whirlwind decision that scored
Bismarck his later political triUmphs
he carried the situation by storm.
GallOping up the driveway, he leaped
from his horse, ran forward and flung
his arms around Johanna, taking no
heed Of her scandalized parents and
catching her to his breast and cover
ing her blushing face with kisses.
After that there could ne no talk Of
probation" or waiting" The betroth.
al was necessarily an accepted fact.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04

r-vdrT was placed In command, and
the punitive expedition sailed on Nov.
II, 1718. On the 21st the pirates were
sighted IN an inlet about sixty miles
from Bathtown, and Maynard anchor
ed for the night
On the following morning Thatch,
maneuvering to elude attack, ran bis
vessel aground, but Maynards slOop,
drawing more water, though she had
no guns on board. failed to get to
close quarters. The lieutenant, how
ever, threw out his ballast and In an
swer to d truculent defiance from
Thatch promised to be soon aboard
him with bis sloOp." Coming at last
within close range, a broadside from
the pirate killed or wounded twenty
Of Maynard's crew and nine on board
his consOTt
Maynard now ran alongside the pi-
rate. when. under cover Of a discharge
Of grenades. Thatch and fourteen fol-
lowers boarded the kings ship. May
nard and Thatch, pistol and sword In
hand, engaged In desperate personal
encounter. The lieutenant's sword
broke, and more than once he narrow
ly escaped a fatal injury But at
last Thatch, having received sixteen
wounds, fell dead in the act Of cock
ing a pistol His followers jumped
overheard and cried fer quarter. May
nard hung Thatch's head at the bow
spirit end, sailed for Bathtown, where
be seized the governors storehOuse,
and then, still with his grisly sign
of triumph swinging In the wind, re-
Joined his ship In Virginia, where thir-
teen OF the captured pirates were
hanged.
One OF the Blackbeard's crew who
obtained pardon was Israel Hands,
who makes his appearance In Treas
ure Island" Shortly before Thatch
met his death Hands had been lamed
for life by a pistol shot In the knee
6red by Thatch from under the cabin
table, at which he. with Hands and
others, was carousing. just to remind
his crew ih general 'whO he was"
Such an act was only one Of the many
eccentric brutalities Of Thatch's ca
reer.
When be felt himself In the vein or
was going into action his appearance
was somewhat startling-his bushy
black beard tied up with ribbons, the
ends OF which were thrown over bis
ears; e fur cap on his head, with &
lighted match on either side, and three
brace Of pistols slung across his shoul-
der. OF the usual condition Of himself
and his crew much may be gathered
from the fact that 'Our company
somewhat sober" was a circumstance
deemed worthy OF note in the diary
found after his death.-LoBdOn Globe.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
A DARING BUCCANEER
Edward ThatCh, Who Was Known
as the Blackboard Pirate.
HIS BATTLE WITH MAYNARD.
After the Hand to Hand Conflict the
Dssperado's Head Hung at the Bow
spirit End Of the Lisutenant's Sioop
as She Sailed Back to Virginia.

It Is almost 200 years since Edward
Thatch, better known as the pirate
Blackboard, was a name with which
to terrorize the Atlantic coast of the
then new country Of America. AS q
buccaneeT whose deeds of desperate
daring made him feared wherever his
name was known he stands a close
indeed in some respects he did not sur
pass that notorious freebooter.
The date Of Thatch's birth is lost in
history, and his native place is vari-
ously given as Bristol and Jamaica.
He first appears as a foremast hand to
Major Stede Bonnet, a gentleman Of
Barbados, who, although a man Of
property and having small knowledge
Of the sea, thought proper to ht out a
sloop and take to a life Of piracy, the
explanation OF his being "a little dis
tracted" being charitably given by one
biographer. However that may be,
his crew missed In the major the quail
tiles OF a successful commander. They
deposed him and elected Thatch IN his
place. Bonnet was tried and executed
In I'LL.
Thatch's first independent exploit Of
which we have a detailed account took
place In June, 1718, when be captured
two French ships near the Bermudas.
one laden With sugar, the other empty.
Tran Tferring to the latter the crew Of
the laden vessel and letting them go
their way, he sailed with his prize Of
vessel and sugar for Bathtown, N. O.
with the governor Of which place,
Charles Eden, he had previously ar.
rived at a pleasant understanding.
Thatcb gave out that be had found
the French ship deserted Governor
Eden received sixty hogsheads Of sugar
as his share. Tobias Knight, bis sec
retAry. took twenty, and the remain
der fell to Thatch and his crew
Thatch fingered there for some
months. plundsring and insulting the
merchants of the place These, under
standing at length the fut1lity Of ex-
pecting redress from Eden, applied to
the governor Of Virginia to rid them
Of the pest
The governor. after consultation
with the captains OF the Pearl and
Lime, then lying In the James river,
agreed to provide two slOOps, the war
ships to furnish a complement Of
msn- lieutenant Maynard Of the
ksg issasskRsc' 80 Ys
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
PAPER AND CANVAS
An Aneedots Of Turner, the orszA
Landscape Painter.

An Ansedots Of Turner, the orszs
Landscape Painter.
In q book entitled Stories OF the
English Artists" R. Davies and C
Hunt tell an interesting anecdote OF
Turner. the great landscape painter.
He disliked to part with his pictures
and when he sold one invariably wore
a look OF detection and oppression. If
a friend asked him what was the mat
ter he would sOrrOwfully explain, i've
lost one OF my children this week"
Once a rich Birmingham manufac-
turer. elliott by name. introduced
himself to the painter and stated thas
be had come to buy.
"DOn't want to SELF or some such
laconic rebuff was the answer.
The manufacturer then drew from
his pocket a bundle Of banknotes, about
5000 worth.
'Mere paper" observed Turner. with
grim humOr, a little sOftened, how
ever, and evidently enjoying the Joke.
''To be bartered for mere canvas"
replied the persistent elliott, waving
his hand at the Building Of Car
thage" and its companions
This tone OF cool depreciation seem
ed to have a happy effect, and finally
elliott departed with some 5000
worth OF Turner's pictures.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
OLD CADIZ.
iS Was Once Richer Than London, bot
Now Its Chief Business Is Only
the Expectation of Salt.

OF Cadiz, De Amicis said, ''It is best
described by writing the word 'whits'
with a white pencil on blue paper"
Under the MONDAY sun, seen from
the lofty Tore de vigia, the medIae-
val watchtower In the center OF the
city, Its buildings are dazzling and al
most encircled by the blue sea. 4
long. narrow iathmus like the stem OF
pipe leads from San Fernando. on the
mainland. Cadiz rests on the bowl OF
the pipe-yes, q pure white meer-
sehaum without coioring. though 5000
years cid.
Americans may Justly regard this
now decadent place with compassion.
because 1t grew to greatness by its
commerce with the new worId-whiie
Spain ruled the Americas-and then
fell away into decay on the loss of the
western possessions.
It was great before Rome was found
ed. And as late as ITO 1t was wealth.
Ter than London. Commerce has ever
been its life. Today its chief busI-
ness is the production Of salt for AZ.
port. This humble staple, evaporated
In countless shallow lagoons In wide
spreading marshes, still keeps Cadiz
in touch with the new world. as most
OF the salt is shipped to South Amer
lea.
The natives pronounce Cadiz with
z" silent and "a" very brOad-"Ca-di."
That has always been its name. with
slight variations. Its PhOenician and
Tyriau founders called It Gadir. a cas-
tie OF faStness. The Romans called it
Gades. The Arabs had It Kadis.-Ds-
troit News-Tribune.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
Satisfied Each Side.

Nearer seven feet tall than six was
the father OF the present earl OF Ennis
killen- He was a magistrate and a
mighty fox hunter. He used 10 come
to the 'Justice room ready dressed
for hunting quite early In the morning,
In order to hear cases before he start
ed off to the meet His practice was
to hear the plaintiff and then horse
whip the defendant, abusing him for
behaving in such blackguardly man
ner. Then he heard the defendant and
afterward horsewhipped the plaintiff.
1t is said that both parties left the
court perfectly satisfied. each saying
that the other had been horsewhipped
by his honor.-London Graphic.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
GIFT OF LANGUAGE
The Man Who Is an Able Converse
tionaIist Has the Advantage
Over All Others.

There is no other one thing whieh
enables Us to make so good an iuA-
preston, especially upon those who do
not know Us thoroughly, as the ability
to converse well. A man who can talk
well, who has the art oG putting things
In an attractive way, who can interest
others Immediately by his power OF
speech. has a very great advantage
over one who may know more than ha.
but who cannot express himself vita
ease or eloQuence.
You may be a good singer. q nns
artist, you may have q great many se-
complishments which people occasion
ally see or enjoy, you may have q very
beautiful home and a lot of property.
which comparatively few people ever
know about, but II you are q good con-
veDser every one you meet recognizes
and appreciates your art. Everybody
you converse with feels the influences.
Of your skill and charm.
In other words, there Is no accom-
plishment, no attainment, which yoa
can use so constantly and effectively
which will give so much pleasure 70
your friends as fine ccnversat tiOn.
There Is no doubt that the gift Of ian
guage was intended to be q much
greater accomplishment than the ma
Jcrity OF US have ever made OF IT.
orison SWEET Marden in Success Mag
azins.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
Stories of w. S. Gilbert.

When Sir Henry Irving and Edwin
Booth were acting together in London
at doubled prices, the story goes that
Mr.. Herman Vein, meeting W. S.
Gilbert In the street, asked him wheth-
er be had been to this quite exception
al show NO" said Mr.. Gilbert; 81
have sometimes paid half guinea to
gee one bad actor, but / will not pay a
guinea to see two"
Mr.. Beerbohm Tree was playing the
part of Falstaff at the London Hay
market, and the Indispensable stufing
made him perspire prOfusely. Mr.. Gil
bert, who was In the theater, went be-
hind the scenes to see the actor. who
may well have been expected TO be
congratulated on the excellence OF his
imperSOnatiOn.
How well your skin actsw said Mr..
GIlbert.-LOndOn Graphic.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
Peter the Great as a prInker.

There is preserved In the Bodleian
library. Oxford, an innkeeper's bill for
breakfast eaten in England by Peter
the Great Of Russia. The czar and his
twenty companions managed to dis
pose OF half a sheep. quarter of lamb,
ten pullets. twelve chickens. three
quarts Of brandy, six quarts Of muIled
wine. seven dozen OF eggs, with salad
In proportion. Peter was always a
hard drinker He would drink a pint
OF brandy and bottle Of sherry for
his morning draft; after dinner he
managed eight bottles OF sack, "and
so TO the playhouse" But his favorite
drink was hot pepper and brandy.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
oeIaware's Circular Boundary.

The northern boundary line Of Della
ware is circular because the charter
given to Penn states that Pennsylvania
was to be bounded on the east by
the Delaware river from twelve miles
distant north Of Newcastle town until
the three and fortieth degree Of north
latitude" and that the southern bound
ary was to be "a circle drawn at
twelve miles distant from the town Of
Newcastle northward and westward
until the fortieth degree Of north lati-
tude and then by straight line west
ward" This makes a circular bound
ary for northern Delaware unavoid-
able, and the facts above set forth ex-
plain a geographical curiosity that has
puzzled many students
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
His Little joke.

It was just two years after their
wedding
George" she said romantically as
she gazed at the fantastic pictures the
red Goals formed, do you remember
our courting daysT
George laughed teasingly.
''No, my dear. do not"
She looked up with a hurt express
sion.
George, do you mean to SIT there
and say you do not remember our
counting days? Why, am shocked at
your coldness."
''NO, dear; I do not remember our
courting days because only night
watchmen have to do their counting In
the daytime. But l do remember our
courting nights, and they were de-
ughtful, pet"
But she said he was too hOrrid for
anything.-ChicagO News
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
HER GREETING.
IL Spite of the Old Lady's Care She
Managed TO elundsr.


Managed to eIundsr.
The daughters Of a certain charming
old lady in Washington are frequently
much upset by the odd social bIunders
OF their parent whose failings in this
respect are, however, more than offset
by her kindliness OF manner.
Among the callers to the house Of
this family was a Mrs. Farrell, who,
after some years OF widowhood, again
married, this time becoming the wife
OF Mr.. Meggs.
''If you love US. mother" said one
Of the girls when the newly married
lady's card had been brought In one
afternoon shortly after the completion
Of the honeymoon. don't make the
mistake OF calling her Mrs. Farrell"
The mother solemnly promised to
commit no faux pas and as she went
downstairs was heard to repeat to
herself, Observation-Disclosures
Farrell"
At the conclusion Of the call the old
lady was met at the head Of the stairs
by the daughter, who at once observ-
ed an OminOus expression of despond-
ency on the old lady's face.
''Oh, mother" she exclaimed, surely
you didn't''-
"No. Clara" replied the mother en-
phatically. Il didn't. / was so careful
to call her Mrs. Meggs all the time"
"WelI, what's the trouble, thenr"
"Oh, dearW murmured the kindly old
lady, as she sank into a chair. ''It
was awful Of me, l knowl When /
greeted her I said: 4 am glad to see
you, Mrs. Meggs. How is Mr.. Far
relP P"-Harper's Weekly.
The Washington bee., 1911-02-04
Domestic Economy.

'Nora, was that the coal man l saw
making love to you yesterday even
ingp'
''Yes, ma'am, but 'ope. ma'am-
Does he love you very much.
Nora r
'E says e does, ma'am-"
''DevotedlyT'
Eyes, ma'am."
''wen, you tell him that unless he
gives Us better weight than he has
been doing we shall get our coal else
where. ."-LOndon Illustrated Bits.