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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
Work Will Soon start

after you take DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, and you'll quickly enjoy their
fine results. Constipation and indi-
gestion vanish and fine appetite re-
and bowels and impart new strength
and energy to the whole system. Try
them. Only % cents at Ringer Drug
Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

Durapt, Ok-This certifies / was
cured of Kidney. Bladder and Rheu-
matte trouble by the use of one bot
tie of Halls Texas Wonder. I fully
recommend it, for it IS a medicine
with merits.-W. B. WARD.
Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

It is worse than useless to take any
medicines internally for muscular or
chronic rheumatism. All that is need
ed is a free application of Chamber
lain's Liniment. For sale by all deal
ers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
If Your Head Aches
You should Take the Sure Remedy
Hicks'CAPUDlNE

There's cause for every headache -
Capudine reaches that cause quickly,
whether il be heat, cold, gripp, or
stomach troubles-and cures, even though
il be sick or nervous headache.
Capu6ine is the surest remedy Tor
Colds and Grip. Feverishness, Aches
and Nervousness disappear and normal
conditions are restored.
Capu6ine is liquid-easy and pleasant
70 take-aets Immediately.
IOe, 25e and sos at drug stores.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

The best one of the afternoon was
furnished by a third teacher. Here
is one" he said, (which has the old
classic: He seen his duty and done
it noble beaten forty ways: Lewten
ant Grant hearn the enemy in his
bed. but he snuck up on him and
killed without KNOWN who, where or
what he was.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
INVESTIGATING THE
L0R|MER CHARGES
SUBCOMMITTEE TO CONDUCT
TIE PROBE SEEMS TO BE
EVENLY DIVIDED.

Washington, June 5.-SenatOrs Dill
lingham, Gamble, Jones and Kenyon,
republicans, and Fletcher, Johnston,
Kern and Lea, democrats, will con.
stitute the sub committees to conduct
the new investigation into the bribery
charges against Senator Lorimer
They were named for this duty Mop
day by the committee on privileges
and elections and are ready to be-
gin service, with all the authority OF
full committee as soon as the sen
ate approves.
OF the eight members Messrs. Dill
lingham and Gamble, republicans, and
Fletcher and Johnston, democrats,
voted for Lorimer in the previous
investigation Mr.. Jones, republican,
voted against him. Messrs. Kenyon.
republican, and Kern and Lea, dem
ocrats We're not then members OF
the senate. They are known to be
opposed to Mr. Lorimer.
SUBJ b-Committee Chosen.
The committee considered first Mr..
Kenyon's motion directing the COM
mittee to proceed with the investi-
cation as a whole, but after brief
discussion it was rejected.
The resolution providing for the
appointment of a subcommittee of
eight was proposed by Mr.. Bailey,
senior democratic member of the
committee and it named Messrs. Dill
! lingham. Gamble and Clapp and
! Sutherland, republicans, and Messrs.
Fletcher, Johnston, Kern and Lea.
This followed the rule of seniority
except where senator's had refused to
permit the use of their names and
/ insofar as impartiality could be as
sured
Among those declining to serve on
/ the ground of other engagements
were Messrs. Bailey and Paynter
democrats, and Hepburn, republican
| When the list was read, Messrs
Clapp and Sutherland involuntarily
retired in favor of Messrs Kenyon
and Jones.
Bailey Defeated.
Contending for the rule of senior
ity. Mr.. Bailey suggested that Messrs
Bradley and oliver should be desig
mated. When, however, it was point
ed out that both were ineligible
because in the previous inquiry they
had voted for Lorimer, the Texas
senator yielded and the Iowa and
! Washington senators We're added.
The subcommittee adopted a reso.
luton for presentation to the sen
ate Tuesday, to clothe the sub-com-
mittee with all the powers of a spe-
cial committee. 1t is expected the
resolution will encounter compare
lively little opposition.
/ The subcommittee has indicated a
disposition to confine the sit+ings to
Washington as closely as possible
! bTt it is understood that Illinois will
| he visited. The committee will be
empowered TO sit during the sessions
of the senate and there will be an
effort TO conclude the work during
the extra session.
II n .uao'S acnuaintances arc am.
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The night has a thousand eyes,
But women have but two
To see, both day and night,
What all the neighbOrs do.
Abilene News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

There is one medicine that every
family should be provided with and es-
pecially during the summer months;
viz, Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t is almost GER
tain to be needed. 1t costs but quar-
ter. Can you afford to be without y?
For sale by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

John p. Irish, San Francisco orator
and office holder, was entertaining
Joaquin Miller, the poet, one night.
Upon hearing "A particularly funny
story by the host the poet fell off his
chair in a paroXysm of mirth. Irish
thought the poet had a seizure of
some kind and he rushed to the
side-board, took a bottle OF brandy
and stuck the top of it into Miller's
mouth, hoping to revive him. Present
~ Miller waved his hands teebly and
Irish removed the bottle. What IS
it," asked Irish, solcitously. Re
move the cork whispered the poet
hoarsely, remove the cork. ''-EN-
change.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

He was a kind hearted old gentle
man, to be sure. When he found the
little girl sitting on the steps of the
Congregational church weeping bit
terly he went to her and patted her
on the head, says the Galveston
News.
Whats the matter, sister," he
asked kindly, did anybody hurt you? p
The child dried her eyes on her
checked gingham dress.
mo, sir she shifted, willy run
off an left me-" The old man snort
ed Indignantly.
He ought to be whipped" he said
Come on, sister, Wen find him" At
the corner the little girl found an
acquaintance in the shape of bakery
man.
Have you seen Willy?' she asked
him. The old man, holding her dirty
little hand, listened eagerly.
Eyes, I've saw him." said the man
"He was runnin' down the street.
that way"
Come on" said the little girl
dragging the kind hearted old gentle
man after her. Block after block
they travelled, and the Old mans
knees began to get shaky. The little
girl looked into all the ash barrels
and boxes along the way and poked
into corners, but no Willy appeared
what sort of a looking 10y was
he?" gasped the old man, after hal
an hour of this. The child looked a.
him, startled.
willy" she asked. "He amt NJ
boy. He's a dog-there he is." AnC
with a whoop of joy she pounce'
upon a very fat and very muddy pul
and clasped it 10 her heart. But th'
kind hearted old man didn't smile
He clutched his cane tightly ant
strobe angrily away.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

Honey Bee gives perfect satisfac-
ton for bread, biscuit or pastry.
Felker sells IL
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
HEALTHY
MOTHERS

Women who bear children and re-
main healthy are those who prepare
their systems in advance of baby's
coming. Unless the mother aids
nature in its prenatal work the crisis
finds her system unequal to the de-
mands made upon it, and she is often
left with weakened health or chronic
ailments. No remedy is so truly a
help to nature as Mothers Friend,
and no expectant mother should fail
to use it. 1t relieves the pain and
discomfort caused by the strain on
the ligaments, makes plant and elas-
tic those fibres and muscles which
nature Is expanding, prevents numb
ness of limbs, and soothes the inham
nation of breast glands. The system
being thus prepared by Mothers
Friend dispels the fear that the crisis
may not be safely met. Mothers
Friend assures speedy and complete
recovery for the mother, and she is
left healthy woman to enjoy the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

If a mans acquaintances are un-
able to discover that he is in love
he isn't.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

See me for all kinds OF tin work.
Slim w. A. PRIDE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
MOTHERS
FRIEND

ant mothers which contains much
valuable information, and many sug-
gestions of a helpful nature.
BRADflELD REGULATOR CO., Adsata, Ga
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
WHAT
| WENT
THROUGH
Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Natick, Mass. u cannot express
what | went through during the change
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

What is the most incorrect SEN
tence any of your children ever got
OFF," asked teacher recently at an
institute in Nebraska. "One OF mine
got this off not long ago" responded
a teacher: 1T amt his'n like. but
your'n.'" my best, said another
teacher, ran something like this {;
Rare roast beef is meat what there
amt none what's any underdunner.'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

The class in English was being
taught the intricacies Of forming ad-
iectives from nouns by the addition
of Gus. Examples were given, such as
hazardous from hazard. meaning full
of hazard; contemptuous, full of con
tempt. venturous. full of venture, etc.
Then the class was asked to give
examples OF their own.
Il have one, sir" piped up little
Reginald.
What Is it," asked the teacher.
"Plous, lull of pie beamed the
scholar.-Woman's Home Companion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

\ Philadelphia woman, who spent
last summer in England, recalls a
pleasing experience. I've were talk
ing a ride in one Of those seeing
London motor cars she said and
there was a party of tourists aboard.
They were Americans, of course, and
they were taking the greatest inter-
est in everything they saw from the
top of the big motor bus. As the
motor car rolled out of Hyde Park
and started in the direction of Pic
adilly, the guide pointed to a big old
house surrounded by a high brick
wall and shouted through his mega
phone: That he said, is the town
residence of the Duke of c., one
of our largest landed propretors.
A pretty girl on the second seat
she was about II, and it was obvious
" her first trip abroad-looked mp
in sudden enthusiasm. 'Oh,' she cried,
who landed him p " Exchange.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

A trained ostrich recently discon-
certed its exhibitor at a music hall by
continually endeavoring to break
away from all restraint and to climb
over the footlights into the orchestra.
The widely advertised act came
to a sudden end. and the professor
emerged from behind the curtain and
apologized for the actions Of his pet
in about these words:
Ladies and Gentlemen-Hi ham
very sorry to disappoint you this
hevening. We are compelled to cease
our hengagement until the manage
ment hengages a new orchestra lead.
er
The one at present hemp,oyed ere
as no air on top OF is cad and my
bird takes it for "A hegg. .'-Tit1Bits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06
THE BATHLEss BATHING SUIT.
A Chicago Firm Advertised Costumes
for Beach Use Only.

Mother, may go out to SWIM
"Oh, yes, my darling daughter;
Hang your clothes on "A hick'ry limb,
But don't go near the water
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

The author of genius" said Will
liam Dean Howells at a dinner in
New York, Expresses the thoughts
of his time He speaks out those
things that his generation has all
along been thinking-but thinking ST.
lently, and perhaps, a little mistily.
An author of transcendental genius
speaks the thought of all time. For
example-one summer at Sunapec |
loaned a volume of Plato to lean,
shrewd farmer When the volume
was returned | said: well, how did
YOU like Plato?' 'Fust rate the farm
er answered, Il see mes got some
CT my ideas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

A young lady who taught a class
of small boys in the Sunday School
desired TO impress on them the mean
ing of returning thanks before a
meal. Turning to one of the class,
whose father was deacon in the
church, she asked him:
william what is the first thing
your father says when he sits down
to the table,"
''EIe says, Go slow with the butter,
kids: it's forty cents pound re-
piled the youngster. Everybody s
MaZaZine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-06

rearing OF her
child. Mothers S
Friend is sold at
drug stores .
Write for our free
book for expect
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-02-02
Senator Lodge and the Two Ships


Butler Ames, of Massachusetts, made
regrettable blunder in charging upon Henry
Cabot Lodge an attempt to unload on the
Government two vessels, belonging to con
stituents of his.
Mr.. Ames named the fremont and the
SmHOzh Those were not the ships
The two old dry-docked boats that Lodge
unloaded on Uncle Sam, at q million dollars,
were the ShaqCnaut and the Paactuchet
These tubs belonged to Boston firm which
had no use for them and could find no pur-
chaser for them.
A clause was inserted in the Papama APP
preparation bill, requiring the Secretary of
War to buy these two vessels-moentioned By
was duty-bound to obey 'the law" The
Panama commission had not applied for ad-
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-02-02

The papers alluded to it finally and a fine
phrase coined for the OCCASION: they called it
''the courtesy of the port"
You and |, not being given to the inven-
ton of fine lies and illegalities, consider it
an outrageous violation of law.
Then the next time the tariff is set aside
in favor Of particular individuals, Congress
is not asked to pass any law to that effect,
and the Collectors are not consulted. The ad-
ministration calls it "a waving of the Law
In favor of the burnt-outs of certain locality
AS already stated, this is very dangerous
precedent, of official disregard of Law. and of
the solemn oath of office
But that low-price lumber, with which
those northwestern people are rebuilding
what the fire destroyed, gives the people an
ouJect lesson on the Tariff, all right.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-02-02
Fred Warren Should Be Pardoned

Nobody ought to use the mails to incite
others to commit crimes. At the same time,
the only way in which such an act can be
punished, legally, is to prosecute the perpe-
traitor as AcceSs0ry to the crime, after the
crime Is committed.
Otherwise, no law, State or Federal, is
violated.
spired to kidnap the assassins of the late
Governor Stunenberg, in order that they
might be placed on trial
Their guilt was abundantly proven; but the
Jury was inundated by the demonstrations
made by the Socialists. Perhaps the Judge
was, too. At any rate, the murderers went
scot free-to the profound disappointment of
the Reds, who wanted pretext for violence.
Fred Warren, one of the Reds, determined
to demonstrate that the Federal authorities
would discriminate against a man who did
not "stand in" with the powers-that-be
Therefore he mailed out circular letters, offer
ing reward of 81 900 to whoever would kid
nap Ex-Governor Taylor, a fugitive from
justice, who had taken refuge in Indiana and
who is wanted in Kentucky, where he was
indicted for the murder of Goebel
Inasmuch nobody kidnapped Taylor, no
law has been violated Warren is not even
accessory to kidnapping.
Yet Federal Judge, holding that Warren's
offer of the reward was immoral" sentenced
him under the familiar statute which forbids
such use of the mails
OF course, the Judges conduct was alto
gether illegal, tyrannical and usurpatory.
He ought to be impeached and dismissed
from office
Never can we hope for real justice and i'm
partial administration of the law, until those
Federal courts are abolished, or the judges
elected by the people for term of years.
Life-tenure judges are life-tenure nuisances
and despots.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-02-02

ditional water-craft, and, it was said, had no
need Of any.
But the Boston house needed the money in
its business got it.
Isn't it Characteristic of the way they do
things in Congress that such dishonest Job
should be put through?
And where was y0ur smart representative,
that he did not read the bill for which he
voted?
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-02-02
THE JEFFERSONIAN
PAGE THIRTEEN

4
Bailey had never been dipped Standard Oil
or it's Waters Pierce Doodle fund or if Sena-
tor Bailey had been less friendly to Aldrich,
what enthusiasm his Baltimore speech would
have created.
The climax of Mr. Bailey's speech far sur
passes the stolen phrase which Mr.. Bryan
used to win the Democratic nomination in
1896.
Looking back few years to the time that
Mr.. Bailey was the youngest member of Con-
gress Mr.. Bryan was member of the same
COngress), cansOt but feel sorry that the
Texan hasn't the leadership Of the Democratic
forces.
Mr. Bailey was power in Congress at one
time
Young, brilliant, strong man in debate
his future was assured but Standard or
Waters-Pierce oil takes a long time to wash
off" and d strong I've soap should 90 with the
water Public opinion once lost is hard to
regain. Poor Senator Bailey.
The little government of Honduras owes
lot of money-millions of it. Now Honduras
wants to reOrganize her financial system and
Will have to borrow money with which to do
You know we have a Secretary of State
who wants to aid our financiers in making
loans in order that our business will be Eek
tended" (Said fnanciers being the Morgan
interests). So Philander G.. Knox sees an
other chance to land rich plum for the
Morgan gang and he goes after the plum.
Philander goes after this one just as he did
In China and arranges a treaty with Hon
duras by which the United States guarantees
the observance by Honduras of the financial
contract which Morgan wants.
This is about as impudent piece of bust
ness as Philander has done, for he claims that
it is In line with the Monroe Doctrine.
Who is fool enough to pretend to believe
that President Monroe ever intended that we
should finance every little one-horse republic
from here to the extreme end of South
America, or that he ever intended that our
government should be made borrowing and
collecting agency for them?
Wouldn't we look like a set of idiots trying
to arrange for every little pretended republic
in Central America, where most of the in
habitants do not wear even so much clothing
a cotton shirt?
No, Philander was serving the interests he
was made Secretary Of State to serve, and if
the ick-pated rascal had his due, he would
be banished to Honduras
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-02-02
EDITORIAL NOTES
BY j. ID. WATSON

about peace in party ranks, we will pub
llsh the bill of fare, as the Washington Post
published it:
Diamond back terrapin, IS gallons; oysters,
1000; Capons, New Jersey, 1850 pounds;
ducks, canvas-bach, $50 birds; Smithfeld
hams, As; beef, roast, etc., 600 pounds; vege-
tables, various kinds, 1000 pounds; Chama-
Cocktails, various kinds, 1O0O fancy ices,
desserts, etc. 1926. Cigars, perfectos, 5000;
'hxings," too numerous to catalogue
Don't you think that some Democrats, those
supposed to love the common people and so
anxious to lift the poor mans burden, are
acquiring rather expensive tastes?
While all of this feasting was going on,
how many poor people do you suppose were
going hungry in the great city of Baltimore!
And how many people In that big city do
you suppose were sh50erlng from cold while
the 6arqueters were revelling in the warmth
and glow of the banquet hall?
Do you wonder that even Democrats were
divided after consuming the above ration?
But that meeting of the leaders at Balti-
more, where harmony was to be restored,
wasn't it Joke?
Joe Bailey, the Democratic leader in the
Senate, and Champ Clark, the next Speaker
The tilt between the two leaders is worth
reading.
Champ wanted the tariff revised, not as a
whole, not even by schedule, but item by item.
Bailey wanted the whole thing swept away
when it comes to the necessaries of life, and
any other duties levied as low as the neces-
sites or the government will permit.
Turning to Mr.. Clark, Mr.. Bailey said:
'Mr Speaker: DO you know what is the
highest of the Payne Aldrich- Smoot tariff
1t is on blankets cheap blankets, that the
poor, the very poor, have to keep themselves
warm in the cold winter nights. Talk to me
about compromise like that! Mr.. Speaker,
the only way to revise bill like that is to cut
its head off. The people commissioned us to
do it. Let us do it now"
This has the right Democratic ring-very
Champ must have felt like a whipped domi-
necker when Bailey offered to furnish him
with copy of the Walker tariff bill if the
Democratic members of the House were not
familiar enough with the sub iect to draft a
bill themselves.
But Mr.. Bailey reached his climax when
he exclaimed: "There is no difference among
Democrats as to what the verdict of last No
vember meant regarding the tariff. There is
some difference among men who call them
selves Democrats. If we disappoint the peo-
pie. woe to the Democratic leaders,"
What pity it is that Senator Bailey ever
got mixed up in that oil scandal He was
young, brilliant, and had the confidence of
the people. He was far ADLER than ever was
Mr.. Bryan, but public confidence once lost is
hard to regain.