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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26
Tho Liaht of Love.
Published with permission of the Robhs.
Merrill Company.1

SONG.
The CLOUD have deepened DER the night
Till, through the dark profound,
The moon Is but a stain OF light,
And all the stars are drowned:
And all the stars are drowned. my love.
And all the skies are drear:
But what care we for light above,
II light of love Is here
The wind is like a wounded thing
That beats about the gloom
With baffied breast and dropping wing,
And wall of deepest doom;
And wall of deepest doom. my love:
But what have we to fear
From night. or rain, or winds above.
With love and laughter here?
james Whitcomb Riley, ..Flying Islands
OF the Night Copyright. 1891. 1898,
1909
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26
Millinery.

Nobody knows why they call it mill
linery. The dictionary says millinery
consists of articles made by milliners.
The milliners say millinery is hats. In
a dispute of this kind we should always
believe the dictionary. b.
Millinery is the art of doing up 80
cents worth of ribbon and straw with
$50 worth of gall and selling The whole
thing for $115.45. 1t is one of the three
best known methods of gettinng money
from a man; iattery robbery be-
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26

get h%opelessly lost, but a tire always
knows the exact spot on every road
which is farthest from a repair shop,
or a lunch counter, and does its ex-
cellent judges of time. A tire will
stand sound and healthy in a garage
for three weeks, waiting until its own
er has started for the place in a great
hurry to take a ride. Then 1t will
burst with care and thoroughness.
Automobile tires have made people
rich and happy, but not for long.
Sooner or later, every man who sells
automobile tires buys an automobile
himself.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26
VEST POCKET ESSAY VS.
BY George Fitch.
illustrations by William Stevens.
illustrations by William Stevens.

will dent his head on AN adversary's
teeth, or will slip on a slippery face
and twist his knee until he yells with
pain. Because of these facts. football
is not considered a parlor game and is
making little Roadway in the female
seminaries.
Football is an earnest game and re-
quires various talents. a football play
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26

ing the other two. Millinery doesn't
attack a man until he has contracted
matrimony. Then, however. it takes
entire charge of the situation, and
usually doesn't allow the other two
methods a look in.
The prime object of millinery is to
decorate women. Some women are
pretty enough to become greatly be-
loved in a %sunbonnet. Others require
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26
keeps Her Oceupied.

From the WashlngtOn Herald.
"a woman's back Is her chiefest ioy.',
Say the rest of It,"
when she gets too old to put fancy
clothes on It, it will keep her happy Roine
to the Doctor"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26

Cancels hair brushes are not made
from the hair of camels They are made
from the tails of squirrels found "a.
Ru9giA and Siberia.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-10-26

by u conductor. would probably thanks
the enemy with tears in it's eyes while
it was being. kicked off the field OF
battle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07

1900 gallons daily less. month. $40"
Mr. DILL would like to explain that We had minimum IN
enforced
A COUNCILMAN: What that water?
gallons a dayfor consumption to
a fifteen
Those schedules changed became connected with
thousand gallons do
probably
minimum the
tried
a you-abou a dollar and
a or a a half a dozen?
little than Waterbury watch.
You Shveeys while
consider $40 exorbi
price?
mean a month?
A COUNCILMAN: Yes sir
n. Ill. s il applied
A COUNCILMAN: A:
A COUNCILMAN: Then
1t has neve rbeena applied $40 know
it has been applied.
A bring is. according to
advantage OF that the law
would not you unreasonable.
didn't the law opportunity to step in We
to adopted
basis.
herethe in Rich
your is
unless has high rates.
that statement outside of
statement
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WHAT OTHERS SAY
TON.
From Harper's Weekly.

/, Some of the papers gave more space
10 the amusing incidents Of the Presi-
dents journey to Manassas last month
than to the speech he made there, or
20 the occasion itself. Perhaps that
was . correct estimate of the public
preferences In the way of news. but
we doubt 1t. For what the president
said was Interesting and the audience
(he addressed. taken with the place and
the date. was more interesting still.
Once again the President turned from
yhonoring soldiers and from memories
of war to the praise and advocacy Of
lpcace: and this time he gave point to
his contention by announcing conf
IDENTITY that within very short time
the new arbitration treaties with Eng
land and France will be signed. and
that there is every prospect of our
coon concluding similar agreements
with three other Of the worlds great
nations.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07

ulcers, chronic constipation and is q
prominent factor in causing Bright's
disease and many other ailments of
the kidneys.
All large business establishments
the railroad companies and general
industries, are raising protest
employees using tobacco and whisky.
twin brothers in iniquity, while en-
ployed. While writing this the writer
was interrupted by man under
treatment for nicotineism and alcohol
ism, asking advice as to an offer of
good wages to so into a saloon and
soup house, saying. the proprietor
says. Il want sober man to attend
to the soup department, and / under
stand you have quit drinking We ad-
yised him to summon all the will pow
er within him and say Get thee be-
hind me Satan" he did so and meant
lit and says his will power went up
so points.
+ The movement now on against all
forms of narcomania. and especially
tobacco narcomania, is not a crusade,
not spasmodic campaign, not a tenn
perance or a prohibition fight, nor is
it an orthodox, or a fanatical religious
crusade; fact is, the ministry are the
only class who stand for human bet
terment, that are today aloof from
this mighty tide of sentiment for a
physical righteousness: how silent
the pulpit today as to the evils of mar
comania; who ever heard a minister
preach a sermon against the iniquity
of tobacco narcomania9 They are so
intent on preaching a dying religion,
material dual religion, but cannot
preach living religion of the body, a
| physiologic righteousness.
This mighty sane and forceful I'M
der-current of public sentiment is one
of education; it stands for individual,
cation opposed to the evils of habit
forming drugs, that destroy the physi-
cal and mentals efficiency of the indi-
vidual and the nation. Beginning with
eugenics or home education and enyir-
onments, showing the child that it
simply cannot afford to put anything
into its system that will lower and de-
grade physical vitality. and nothing
in it's mind that will in the least tend
to lower and degrade it's moral will
power.
After this solid foundation, against
which the gates of Hades shall not
prevail, comes euthenics or school, col
lege and university training; with
such eugenic education, and euthenic
training, a citizenship would result
producing the long hoped for world S
millennium.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
Heart to Heart
Talks.
BY EDWIN A. NYE.
Copyright. 1908. by Edwin A. Npe
TO A JUNE BRIDE.


Your honeymoon is over? And why?
Precisely what you are asking. is
1t not? And many another girl bride
Of June.
Honeymoon. honeymoon.
Tell me why You fade so soon.
Paling. fading. the waxed moon that
naseent shone in the spoony days
OF matrimonial beginnings has long
since grown dim. and then-across Its
face stole the shadow of routine com.
monplace. Your honeymoon was in
eclipse.
Why? you ask. In you it is the left
over superstition, just little, Of the
ages. and you wonder:
Was 1t the wrong day?
Or that the sun did not shine!
Or the planetary signs:
No. my dear. it was none OF these
The honeymoon came to an end be-
cause all things come to an end, es-
pecially things sentimental. sprouted
and grown under the warm impulse
: OF a novel condition.
It's fine up there in the rarefied air
Of the mountain top. but you do not
stay. You come down into the pro-
sale valley to live.
That new husband Of yours adapted
himself sooner than you. He was
obliged to plunge into his work. Stern
duty pushed aside the idyls Of the
lover.
Poor child. 1t Jared you to come
down to the ordinary. and l agree with
you that honeymoons should last for
ever Only they do not.
Humans are so constituted that they
cannot continue to bill and COO with
out sometimes yawning and wishing
for a change. There's q bit Of philoso-
ply in the adage that familiarity
breeds contempt"-not contempt, per-
haps, but safety.
Do not grieve over the setting Of
your honeymoon. Cherish the memory
of it.
You see, my dear, you and he must
have tryout. You scarcely know each
other. In the friction that comes in
double existence you are to learn to
respect each other. Love Is built on
mutual respect.
Besides, love is devotion. and devo.
ton requires time for exercise and ex-
preston. 1t may require misunder-
standings and quarrels, maybe. and
tears to work 1t out all right according
to the story books.
Never mind, little girl.
Other moons will wax and wane.
None Of them may so drip with hon.
eyed sweets, but they will be silvery,
happy moons.
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At HIS HOME HOTEL.

Henry L. Smith. Heaven"
which a deaf and dumb man register
ed at one Of the police stations In Chi
cago.
Crazy?
Or did the man really believe, as the
book says, Your citizenship is in
heavenY
Smith was neatly dressed, evidently
well educated and showed q cheerful
spirit. The desk sergeant says he was
very courteous in demeanor.
He stayed at the station several
nights, hunting for work which he
failed. to ind He ives glad to .cer-
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form any service. however menial. IoT
the sergeant
One day he brought some flowers
from The country. where he had gone
90 nnd employment. and wrote On his
tablet me tribute to tho 1owers anu
fields.
The man was not deaf 10 the real
harmonies Of Me nor dumb In pro-
claiming his allegiance 10 the better
country. He was deaf 10 eArth's dis
cords. dumb to speak Ill Of any.
The sergeant Gays he was - kind Of
smiling angel In clothea"
And then one day he started TO walk
across the railroad tracks and Was
struck by train and instantly Killed.
Well
The human torches In Nero's gar
dens. Paurs headless body On the road
to ostia. savonarola BY way Of the
stake. Henry L. Smith on . railway
track.
You see. there Is more than one way
by which homesick mortals 20 home
For surely Henry L. Smith win be
''at home" In heaven.
Here he grew tired Of hunting for
work: there he shall work for an age
at a sitting and never grow tired at
ALL"
Crank.
He may have been.
But SO far as we know he had never
crushed with clumsy feet the beAuti-
full flowers Of human kindness nor
thrust unholy hands into the heart
strings Of a friend
He was "a kind Of smiling angel In
clothes"
And one may register hts citizenship
at a police station a. well rs at . big
hostelry. where the bediamonded clerk
holds out the pen.
Henry L. Smith"-plebeian name
here. But-who knows!-it may be u
lustrous there.
He regiatered finally at his homo
hotel.
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INNS OF CHINA.
A Knock That Wrecked . Deer and
Raised 4 Rum sue.

A Knock That Wrecked . Deer and
Raised Rumpus.
Some OF the inns OF modern China
are badly built. The correspondent OF
the London Times In travelling across
the country recently had this expert
ence:s AT only one village had any
difiiculty. We were marching late In
the dark, and had sent my groom
on ahead to ind mo an inn. 40 hs had
often done before. He entered the
village. and. finding the large Inn door
closed. he called out to the people to
open it. But his Pcking speech 10 not
easily understood In Kansu. and no one
answered him. Then he knocked, and
to his dismay the crazy door fell down.
Immediately there was . row. The
tnnkeeper aud hts vociferous spouse
shouted out their wrongs.
Every one came into the street to
When l arrived 1t seemed like dem.
onstration in my honor. As Is the
custom, q dozen people together told
me what had happened. soon salts.
fed every one by first examining the
damage and then paying compensa-
ton in full. l paid 100 cash trather
more than twopence). and my gensr-
osity was approved.
1.-The structure thus damaged ~
minded one OF the jerry built houses
familiar to students In Edinburgh.
where 1t is on record that 4 lodger
once complained to his landlord that
the ceiling In his room had fallen
down. But how do ron account for
thntr asked the landlord Somebody
in the next dat sneezed.' replied the
lodger."
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investigation by special or standing
committee of the House Of Represen-
tatives, it's practitioners must be of a
most secretive habit or else pre-emi-
nently unsuccessful. AS there is alleg-
ed to be a strong popular prejudice
against all men who are not worried
about the source of tomorrow's dinner,
the enthusiasm of the House for stalk
ing the offensive prosperous is easily
to be understood. Thrift is an offense
against public policy. enterprise is UNI
der condemnation and superior ability
in everything except speech-making is
open confession of sin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
Who Governs Eneland7

Who governs England? Colonial
opinion dominates In politics. Ameri-
can millionaires are all powerful in the
country. American women lead $50
ciety." American journalists guide the
public. French dressmakers set the
fashions, foreign painters and must
clans direct our taste, American prices
rule the financial market. French chefs
dictate what we shall eat and Ameri
can collectors tx the value of our ART
treasures 1t appears that between
them they have very edectually taken
John Bull by the horns.-London Truth
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
WHEN is A DAY A DAY?
From the Chicago Record-Herald.

The subtleties of the law are we'll
brought into play over the question
What is a day." that has arisen in
the enforcement of the ten-hour law
for women's labor. Most of US believe
We know what a day is; the civil day
is defined in text books as beginning
and ending at midnight; the astrono-
mical day as beginning and ending at
noon. Apparently, certain employers
of women have an astronomical bent,
for they have perplexed Factory In
spector Davies by insisting that as a
day may begin at noon they have a
right to require from women who have
worked only in the afternoon of Fri
day service from s a. m. to 10 p m. on
Saturday each week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
VICTIM or uNMUZzLED DOGS.
from the Baltimore Sun.

No less than fifty seven cases In
(which persons were bitten by dogs
were reported by the police during
July. 10 this not proof that the law
compelling dogs to be muzzled is not
/ enforced? So long as owners of dogs
refuse to assume responsibility, 50
long ~ they evade the law. we will
continue to record long list of vic
tima Much as they may love their
pets. owners cannot close their eyes
ers, Of allowing dogs to run loose un-
mu8Sled.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
Ccmp:in1sn t.aa H.oosrn Girl.

Complimentary t:as v.oosrn Girl
The girl OF today is extremely i'm
patient of compliments which outrun
her own estimate OF herself. On the
other hand. she loves to be told she Is
companion. The focus seems to have
shifted from her appearance to her ca.
pacities. which is a healthy thing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
THE POTATO MARKET.

THE POTATO MARKET.
Never mind the lobster.
Never mind the steak,
Never mind the quail on toast
Or things the bakers bake
The farmer and his family
Are digging with a will
In hope of finding two or three
Potatoes In hill.
Never mind the gold mines,
Never mind the stocks,
Never mind the bonds that lie
Behind the massive locks.
The farmer vows that he will see
His Golfers proudly fill
II he can find as much as three
Potatoes In hill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
TWLNKLES
AN EARLY AWARD.

DO you think there Is anything
csedltable in that man Skinnum's
)pastr'
WELL" replied the discreet man, 81
understand that somewhere among his
effects he has a mug with the sentence
For Good Boy printed on In gilt let.
tegs. But. OF course. have no way OF
knowing how he came by It,"
Do greatest mistake man kin
make." said Uncle Eben lis thinldn'
he 10 30 smaht dat he can't make any
mistakes"
DIFFERENT QUALITIES.
1.-THE statesman's utterance sinks or
climbs
With constant variation.
t6ometimes 1t Ia debate. Sometimes
It's merely alteration.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
SUNNY JiM'S EXPLOIT,
From the Boston Transcript.

Those who love to see the great un-
bend" were delighted when in the SUI
burbs of Washington Sunday. Vice
President Sherman helped to get
fallen horse out of a ditch. The magni-
tude and grace of the exploit which
the Vice President performed just as
II he were "a common man" were
somewhat affected by his allowing an
other Of the rescue party to sit on the
horses head. We fear that this is but
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AcDcarancCS.

Appearances.
A capitalist at dinner said wittily
OF a suspected gold mine:
Gold mines are like human beings
they can't be judged by their appear
ance. You know what Frank r. Stock
ton used to say about judging by ap-
pearances:
Don't TRUST man because he
carries silk umbrella-he may have
left cotton one in Its place."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
MASONIC CALENDAR

Monday, Aug. 7th, 1911, Richmond
Commandery, No. s, X. T. Stated con-
clave.
Friday. Aug. 18th, 1911. King Solo,
mons Chapter, No. 4, r. A. NJ. Stated
convocation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
BARRlcADlNG THE NURSERY.
From the Chicago Tribune.


From the Chicago Tribune.
The perturbed royal household in
England has been obliged to barricade
the nursery to keep the socially ambi-
tious from climbing over the cradles
to a semblance of rayoal favor. Com
petition is keen and a smile from a
child. with proper publicity. may be
converted into an asset almost as val
liable as an invitation to dinner. The
Assyrians in London are nearly as dis
turbing as the Germans in Morocco.
From now on discreet lady will be in
charge of the children to see that no
charming persons accompanied by
photographers make their acquaint-
ance.
Queen Mary soon will come to the
conclusion that the royal residences
are besieged.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
Snake Rect.

Snake charmers take snake root and
put 1t into On earthenware pot with Q
snake. and he soon becomes stupened
and seems torpid and too weak to
tight or bite. They put the snake IN.
der the influence of the root before
pulling his fangs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07
AN AUTOGRAPHS RELAXATION.

"You seem to get great deal of
pleasure out of business"
"Yes," replied Mr.. Dustin Stax,
l''after I have fretted over golf match
there's nothing rests me up like get
ting back to my desk, where I can
have everything my own way"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-07

NcgerRAl PRIDE OF THE FU-
TURE.
Zone OF my forefathers was signer
lof the Declaration of Independence"
"That 10 something" replied Mrs.
Voteby Quinn. "But think of the
proud satisfaction with which my
great-granddaughte will point to the
fact that one of their foremothers was
10 militant suffragette."
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another illustration of the Vice Presi
dents inability completely to affair
true greatness.
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THE INVESTIGATION.
From the New York Sun.

II any plan or method of earning
living and setting aside competency
for old age IL not at present under
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/ustifed----Or Thrown Out

Andw t a Howard Dill arose
provision
gallons
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night with perfect ankness displayed the provision per-
charge S6 dollars year to any one using
daiy-or
which the is bang its claims
really something This
Water Works thinks that the contract
when that this
the earnings
participate the most meag dv
ds-an shall raise the rates
participation earnings representing the unened
rather the privilege Of doing bus
househodehe insists
valuable right imaginary that the going val
o plant shall be taken into consideration
valuenot the physical
the Maury estimate shall be
services These services al
the mains
claim that these things shall
citizens If the city wishes purchase
that
But city
10
ems amoun $1oo,77s51.
enough. The point is clear
consideration of this
the 100000
$500 coming in the city?
shall do the in
this value of the
pant)
BUT THAT BEFORE THE MAURY REPORT is AC
cEPTED SHALL BE CAREFULLY JUsTI
present
with the
which permits the
sS4 their
meered
THE REPORT JUSTIFIED OR THROWN OUT.
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Your honeymoon is over? And why
Precisely what you are asking. Is
1t not? And many another girl bride
OF June.
The Dickinson press., 1911-05-27

will be at your
send comfort into hun
The Sentinel=record., 1911-07-06

 Hot Springs Council No. 2s, R. & s. M meets every second Monday after Chap. ter.
 F. " P. ELLSWORTH. T. I. M. Hot Springs Commandery, No. $. K. T. meets every first Monday.
 D. H. ELLSWORTH, E. c. Hot Springs Lodge No. 62. F. & A. Nj Masonic Temple, first and third Frldays at 8 p. m.
 M. z. HICKMAN, ". M. Sumpter Lodge No. 419, F. & A. Nj south Hot Springs. near end of Ouachita a.venue car line, second and fourth Fri days at 7:30 m. .oa JOHN R. sEARCY. W. M. ROBT. CARTNEY, See.
 Eastern Star Hot Springs Chapter No. 69. o. D. S. Masonic Temple, third Monday at < O. m. MRS. CIIAS. BAKER, w. M. MRS. J. K. DEMBY, Sec. Independent Order Of odd FeIiows. Hot Springs Valley Lodge No ST, l. O Q. F., meets every Monday night in Odd Fellows hall corner of Prospect and Fix change All visiting brothers are cor iially invited to attend.
 J. l.. GRAHAM, N. c. RoBT KOEHLER, Sec. Hot Springs Encampment Nc. s, |. O DE, meets every Saturday night il Odd Fellows hall. corner of Prospect anc Exchange. All visiting Patriarchs pieass
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Hot Springs Commandery, No. 5. K. T. neets every first Monday.
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SECRET SOCIETIES.
MasonIc.

Masonlc. Hot Springs Chapter No. q, R. A. NJ. meets every second and fourth Mondays GEO. T. sCHMEI.zEI.. Il. P.
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Hot Springs Council No 23, R. & s. M meets every second Monday after Chap tar
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Garland Rebecca Lodge No. 70, I. o. o F., meets every first and third TuesGa, night at Odd Fellows hall
 MRS. SUE. B. THORNTON, N. q. MRS. MAGGIE OETHERS- Sec.