The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1911-10-05
THE LAUGHING MIR. HEDELL.

Friday Bedell, IN Jocose J%ecular,
loose jointed syiables of statement,
says he enjoys reading the Labor
Argus" Friday is a domesticated
brute of peculiar mental formation
we know but We cannot understand
the peculiar corrugaofon of brain
that would cause confederation of
ignite ripples to link up in ex-
pioslVe o~utbursts of incontinent hi
larity when reading OF his own
name
IL Friday We're o watched, he
might rupture a blood vessel during
one of these ~paroXysms or runnylless.
II We were foolish enough to expend
more time, and waste space on this
hilarious runt, n call him a name
harder than a p%erjurer. he might
laugh himself to death during one
or those uncomfortable spells of
liver-raisins merriment. We like to
De appreciated Of course, but to be
commended by Il warty minded ga
loot who can smile while his crimes
are being ~catalosued, is 100 nerve
ackin for peaceful contemplation,
and makes ones flesh creep. The
estastic jubilation of this snake
leedcr must De contagious, and en-
cruclatinGly funny to those who hear
him rea and witness his contor-
TONS, while dilating on the story of
his Herfidy.
IL the e~Xuberance of Friday is as
eNhilirating as he says it is in read
ing the Argus, this article ought to
start the tickles hushiIsg through
his system like sweet sap d
from the pores of a sugar tree in the
spring thine.
How easily we are fooled by ap-
~pearances, we have always emagined
Friday as n sort of misanthrope,
Judging him by facial ~xpressio
which always looks as serious as a
INK OF dog sausage with the hide
or. We can hardly picture to our
selves how Friday would look as
the wrinkles of supaboundinS iollity
titilate the hull of his
and cause HON ito 20 INTO convu1-
SONS of Suffaw. naIf dozen OF
friday, in the throes of uncon-
strand giggles would be excessive
~ ln~eNpressibly funny-funnier than
a cage full OF performing monkeys,
cutting d1does of the most approved
sort.
We have done our best with both
eye shut, to conjure Friday in n
funny fit; but Imagination refuses to
picture that face into anything other
than it naturally is-a lemon col
ored vlsage OF hang-dog appearance.
devoid OF any other expression. We
Know Friday and as the statement
OF his hilarious1esS comes from Fri
day alone We conclude it is one of
Fridays ~stupendous lies.
No man can be pure in official life
who is damnable filthy morally and
socially.
NO man Of refinement can endorse
AduIterous GULL, one of the hlthiest
and most 1eprous pariahs and graft
ing parasites that ever cursed any
city.
Under Holley and GULL, We have the
worst. most inquitous and most shame
less administration that ever ruled
this or any other CITY
Graitlng is rampant and crime is
on the increase. and any felony could
De com promiscd if enough we're offered
Gulll to hush up the matter. This
poor Ignorant, filthy skunk imagines
because Jim Along Holley endorses
nm that he is popular and one of our
best citizens. The stencil of this I'm
godly administration rises to Heayen
and calls for it's destruction. If the
recall was ever needed Gu earth il
surely is in Charleston.
Upon one OCCASION. VIM. H. Wander
pit. under great mental pressure,
said: The people be damned" This
verbal ferocity ended just where 1t
began Jim Along Holley and Jacob
Friday Bedell said nothing about the
people but they have damned the peo-
pie effectually by electing Adulterous
Judas GULL. Chief of Police, over the
protest OF all the people. The idea of
this being a republican is
an exploded one. Jim Along HolIey
is beastial in his desires, and a bull
headed, arrogant domineering beast in
ofhciai action. Any one. in or out of
Office that will endorse and uphold
Such n dirty scoundrel as Adulterous
GULL, is as dirty socially and morally
ana political, as Holley is known to be