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The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
King Georges Bon Mot.

From the London VI. \. p.
The King dearly loves Joke. The
agent of a burglary insurance firm in
sured for his majesty a lot OF valuable
tapestries. plate. and pictures. In his
elation he asked If he might announce
this fact. But his majesty smiled, shook
his head, and replied: We'll, on the
whole. I think you had better not Ny
subjects might feel offended If they
thought entertained any suspicion of
their honesty"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
More Injured Than the State

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A drunken man shoots a Kentucky girl.
The courts let him OF with a payment
of $4,000 to the girl and $500 to the State.
Which indicates that in Kentucky the
individual is twenty times more injured
than the State when the laws are broken.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
1 His Amiction.

Prom the Christian Register. ~
A teacher had told a class of Juvenile
pupils that Milton, the poet, was blind.
The next day she asked II any OF them
could remember what Miltons great af-
Fiction was. ''Yes'm." replied one little
fellow; "he was a poet"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
AeropIanes and Husbands,

From the ST. Louis POst-Dispatch.
A French heiress, recently divorced. de-
cIares that she prefers an aeroplane to
a husband, Neither is good when 'here
is a falling out.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Strenuous Sports.

From the Nashville Tennessean.
Andrew Carnegie hasn't announced yet
whether pugilism and football will have
any space in the peace journal he is to
ablish.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Caruso's 1OO-Room villa.

From the Chicago Record Herald
Caruso has a villa with 100 rooms in
a suburb of Florence. 1t appears that
he is unable to get rid OF his throat
troSble in any of them.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Hobson's Asleep.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Germany triumphs again. The other
day she succeeded in mobilizing some
troops on the French border without
waking Richmond Pearson Hobson out OF
his temporary nap.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
A Merry Social War.

| From the Kansas City Star.
The new Mrs. John JACOB Astor
troubles have only begun. She must sun
combat the former Mrs. Astor Tor the
New York social leadership.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
where Conservatism Is Needed.

From the Boston Herald.
AS a matter of fact, the great need OF
the century is the conservation OF words.
Too many words are being wasted. AS
some one has well said, there aIs5 should
be conservation OF common sense.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Lead. to white Hou.e.

From the Baltimore Star
There's little danger on starting a 1900
mile trip on a Friday, when 1t leads d.
rectly to the White House.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Didn't FAN Far EnouRh,

From the CleveSbnd Leader.
''NaturallS," explains Poet Kemp, Mrs.
Sinclair ard fell in with each other"
Unfortunately, though. It wasn't or the
end OF 6 dock.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Not Easy to Convert.

From the Atlanta Constitution.
Mr.. Bryan, Evangelist" is a news
paper headline. But it is doubtful If his
sermons will ever convert the hardy
heather of the party.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

At Cleveland. Ohio. some women strik-
ers captured a guard and painted his face
and hair a bright green. After that he
presented a striking appearance.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Better Argue Thnn Protest.

From the Florida Timcs-UniOn.
The governors will argue before the
Supreme Court instead of protesting. This
is proper. The court sits to hear argu-
nnentS.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

In a California prison two men under
sentence of death had a fight in which
one killed the other. The general result
will not be affected.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Arintion Cocktail.

From the Chicago Record-H Herald.
Somebody has invented an aviation
cocktail" but the aviation scent cigar
q slow In appearing.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
For n Starter.

Mr.. Titewadd. can't I get you inter-
ested in settlement work.
Why you might. What do you want
me to do?"
Settle this little bill you owe Shears,
the tailor
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

Prof Willis Moore says DR.. Cook was
given the benefit of all doubts. but the
doctor seems to consider them doubtful
benefits
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

At Witsika. Ill. they are employing an
airshIp to catch criminals. The criminals
there must be carrying on high.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

Because Secretary Wilson is associating
with the brewers, some people gre as mad
as hops.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

Philadelphia's voting list is said TO be
unusually large. Have any additional
mortuary lists been discovered?
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

The Southern Commercial Congress does
not agree with the President as to the
value of the findings of the tariff board.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

At the present rate Of progress the
Camorrists may suffer life imprisonment
before their trials are over.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

In a suit filed against it at Trenton the
powder trust IS given quite blowing up.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
In Fall.

The nuts are swiftly dropping,
The leaves are turning red:
And coal and Christmas shopping
Are looming up ahead.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

Gov. Harmon has learned that a Grip
pied motor boat is as difficult to manage
as the ship of state
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

The Calendar Girl" by being divorced
and remarked, IS demonstrating that she
is up TO date.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Making n Magazine.

We have nothing for a frontispiece
this month"
Run a blank page. with a fyspeck
near the top, and label it the latest aero
plane"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
As to a Friend.

Hes too irascible"
Il know. He says things that he
doesn't really mean. He got mad at me
once and called me a poet"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

Mr.. Bryan has raised large crop OF
onions. That ought to make his enemies
weep.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Meals Mt II Cents Each.

From the New York American.
The United States commissary exhibit
will serve to show the economical meth
DDS by which foods are purchased and
distributed in the army, as well as the
nature of the foods supplied for the
army messes.
Through the scientific system of pur-
chasing and preparing foods in the army
the soldiers are fed on excellent rations
at a cost of less than II cents meal
each.
Among the State exhibits that Of the
New York department of weights and
measures promises to be exceptionally
interesting
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

We are willing enough to annex all the
Canadians who come across.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

The reciprocity question in Canada
stirred up plenty OF reciprocal animos-
ity.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

The Standard Oil Company denies that
it financed the revolt in Mexico. There
have been too many troubled waters in
this country
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

why has Wombat so much to say
about the treachery of the Indians? He
could hardly have been West in the old
Indian-fghting days"
"Of course not. He's too young. II
seems an Indian stung him in a real
estate deal"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Uncle Pennywise saysI
The Willy Red Man.

OF the making of books there is no end
even with white paper as high as It is.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Somewhat Unusual.

Peculiar chap, very. His wife is
boss in his house.
What's peculiar about that?"
He admits it"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22

Aviators who are in a hurry to cross
the continent should go afoot
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
AS OTHERS SEE 1T.

From the Baltimore Sun.
Is Ambassador L=ishman to be the Re-
publican angel next year?
From the Buffalo Enrress.
The first man to propose by wireless"
may he the first to be divorced by aero
plane
| Prom the BOSTON Herald.
President Taft will discuss divorce on
his Western trip. Perhaps that OF the
two branches Of his party.
From the Chicago News.
Mr.. Cannon gave up golf after dlscov-
ering that it IS a game where three Of
a kind do not beat two pairs.
| From Country Home and sayings
Every man makes the mistake Of
thinking he can fool his wife as easily
as he used to fool his mother.
! From the Norfolk VirFinIan-P Pilot.
! How curious it is that each chorus girl
who elopes with a millionaire's son
comes OF a fine, old Virginia family
| From the Birmingham News
! President Taft's tour of the West en-
braces 1900 miles But by going this way
he hopes TO get back to the White House
in 1912.
From the Nashville Tcnncssean.
| President Taft says he is going West
to tell folks just how things are run in
Washington. That ought to defeat any
candidate who ever lived.
From the Cincinnati Times Star.
Cincinnati IS to put about a million and
quarter into a new baseball grand
stand. This does not indicate fear OF an
early diminution of the baseball fever.
From the Chicago Reomd- Herald.
Champ Clark thinks there are not
enough politicians in this country Champ
will have difficulty in making any one
who has public Offices to distribute be-
lieve that.
From the Baltimore Star.
Senator Cummins' friendly feeling
for the President finds expression in eight
alleged reasons for his opposing him.
When such friends sail into view it's
time TO get out the life-preservers.
From the Omaha Bee.
One would hate to think that de-
crease in American royalties on his
bonds had anything to do with Rud-
yard Kipling's attack on the United
States in his anti-reciprocity 'outcry
From the Houston Post.
When the pharmaceutists assemble in
Houston. the latter part Of this month,
some important data will likely be Sc
cured upon which to base a report TO
Doc. Wiley upon what is mint julep.
The Washington herald., 1911-09-22
Uncle Walt Says To-day:

do not tnkers about those vital things
ing which the statesmen fuss and and flap their wings
- my little pile of wood and pay up
LIE VIAL go, and all the worlds and good and
ISSUES ! am shy of woe. If men would fret
so hard DER public ills and crimes, and tinker
round their back yard they'd have much better times
narrow selfish veof course that's understood-but folks
who're always in stew don't to do much good think
that do much help the world along when weeds
and sing Dutch Alpine yodlng song. do when
produce my little roll of bills and pay the minan for his juice
the druggist for his pills I've often noticed that the paw
the air and baw slow digging the yen when bill COL
ecors, CALL I'll let the nation go its gait I'll simply let it slide;
couldn't keep the blamed thing straight odds how hard
tried I'll let the blow the foam from lips that
and I'll just tinker round home and do my little best
tcsDreht Isl By eeous Matthew AdanA) WALT Mason.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15

EjAEEVAcArIoN.
4 J.
Z fNew york Mail.)l

y II
Howsmlch . man can let up for va
cation depends on himself. To dis
\ miss things is supposed to be merely
4 matter of yolition. And the yaca-
Ion means to dismiss cares or it
a ma nothing. Put the will to a
changed task and so occupy 1t. An
active vacation is best. It Is impos-
sibIe 10 do nothing long. To sleep IS
a riatterso f intervals. To throw away
time Il tits habitually highly valued
when at tie office, is impossible. one
Rets out an old envelope and begins
"a figure on the back of 1t. DO some
thing that you like to do, that mas no
paee attached, that needs no ones .apf
$ pfeSvai when done but your own. IhaC
& real fun and genuine rest
M "A said a horse can think Of only
tne Thing at a time. Man can think
az ons ching after another 80 quickly
lf,t. lIke5 Tic spokes OF a swiftly turn
IN wheel, many things seem at one
;iiistart in Ills thought. He can seem
10 p,ay and'yet be at work mentally.
& RID vacation problem is not simple
WI IA 10 do something that Will en-
4 efoss thenl ind, enslave 1t, take It out
III New York, If you please. with
isonne HI is fishing, but Sir John Lun'
sboek banker, studied bees. He could
ifisll and still be in London. But the
bees and ants enslaVed MIN at ms
\ country house.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
COL. sPRAGG. 5H0NING
Fine NEW AUTOMOBILE

About the finest and the most COM
plete automobile ever seen in Fair
mont or vicinity is the demonstrating
car of Col. George D. Spragg, manager
of the spragg Motion Picture Show
Company, now showing at the Grand
Opera House.
Col. Spragg's home is at Bellaire,
Ohio, near Wheeling where the head
quarters of the district agency OF the
automobile company is. He is asso-
cIated With essrs.y Guy Dankwerth,
Charles Lipphardt and Charles Key
ser, Of that city, representing the
Reading (Pa.) Automobile company,
having the district Of Ohio county,
West Virginia, and Jefferson and Bel
mont counties, Ohio.
The forty.horse-power roadster that
Col. Spragg has in this cfty-which he
drove from Bellaire to Fairmont re-
Gently ever the toughest kind of roads
costs complete only $1,250-remark-
ably cheap for such an excellent ma
chine; one that can stand the test OF
endurance and knocks of time; a ma
chine from the standpoint of beauty
has no superior and which comes up
to any automobile in the country
costing fully q third more.
All who have seen this automobile
and know anything about motor cars
declare it is the easiest riding ma
chine they ever saw, and, the only
thing that is cheap about it is the
price. d
The factory in. which this machine
is made is running day and night to
turn out orders. 1t Is positive fact
that on one is going to pay two or
three thousand dollars or ever more
for an auto when equally as good a
machine in every detail may be had
for $3.50.
Col. Spragg would be pleased at any
time to take any and all persons out
in the machine for a long spin to dem
onstrate the many good points OF the
automobile, and it's a pretty safe bet
that when a prospective buyer shall
have ridden in the machine and given
1t a thorough test and examination
that he will buy no other car.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15

Il|oas cloI1iy SIS.
Frank u Cheney makes oaihihat be
I Is senior paftner OF the firm Of =. 7.
Cheney Co, doing business In the
/ City Of Toledo county and State alore'
said, and that said firm viii pay he
snnr q ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
Tor each and every case OF catafrh
That cnnncl be cured By the use OF
HATS cataffh Cure.
FRANK Q. CHENEY.
sworn tosbelore me and suhlcrIhod
in my rasoncei this 9Th day q De-
cembel, As ID $50
A. w. GLEASON,
(sea. Notary Public
EIaiRs cslarfh Cure Is taken inter-
naIly, and aets disectly on the blood
and nne surfaces 81 the yetom.
Send for estimonials sfee
+. Il. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, o.
Sold yfall drucgists, 75c.
Take Hans Family nllls fox con5ti.
patton. x
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
sSnEFENsEs OF UNITED STATES.

"
,Ehe art of!war takes Its terms from
iithe5 Ftench language chiefly, and me
French are the best theorists on the
40, Of military defense. Therefore,
the pnbllcly expressed Judgment OF
tseoint Benost day naval attache
81 5the French embassy In Washing
jtori on tho preparedness OF the Uni
ted states to meet a war with any
mower, on earth is OF peculiar interest,
Only lin tho Philippines, in d'A2y's
view. Is this country vulnerable
me French expert holds that our
magnificent navy is only q first line
az defense against powerful enemy;
ssuming that, 1t were absolutely
s,iped out, an invasion Of the United
would still be impractieaDlc. 10
4 IN NIX The harhOr forts protecting our
fatl seacoast cities would 3be lmps Z
eility ON the mart OF warshtp eemgla e !.
Fhe ereat guns would slnesn. any y
shijJs quickly landing my y
!. I'm lIebt q 4 q some etee
n6Inf oiis 61I coasE hi would 9 IS
t,,iefde ior lie insader hex could Ils1
q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15

N a 80. ~ n. & s5lsbssis " Y q so.
deal and have to do much of your let
ter writing en- route, and would like
to know where you can find one OF
those cute little typewrlteEs you can
hold in your lap. Really now, old top,
,thfs is perfectly respectable col
nmn, and we can give you no intorma-
ton whatever on that kind of thing.
T. F. H.: Our idea of the height Of
the ridiculous is fora 115fpound hus.
band to help S60,pound wife on the
street car by catching her under the
elbow.
I. G: F. T.: If you want to get into
the good graces sef your neighbor
across the street, go and borrow his
electric fan for a week or SO.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
ME. Church, South.

NV. Critics, Pastor Sunday school
at $3.50, H. 7. Jones, suPt Let all
the members of the Sunday school
make an effort to be present; preach
ing at 1915. Theme: Completion.
Junior League at p. m; All the
juniors are requested to be present.
Senior League at Z p. IN. led BY ,Qkey
Straight; preaching at 8 p, M; Union
prayer service Wednesday at 1880, led
.by Rev. Howard. Come to these ser
vices. I'VE will give you Welcome
and Try to do you good.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
GOAL OR cAoL.
3fphlladelphia RecordJ


Va inrfaIo Castro, who, since emer'
renee from obscurity in the Canary
n slands. has had the naval sleutns OF
B liFae 81 four powers on his track ap,
III "a. have lodged his pursuers ana
2 fsi Shed his goal in Venezuela. me
y a snSrf indicate that he has 2,OOO toi-
M 4 plenty OF arms and aulmunl-
TX sinuggled into Venezuela via
S6ha and some sevet millions OF golo
a oIiars to his credit in French Da ana.
Hna sl1ich as he started on his nrst
s,,IsfSh Of conquest out OF the noun
sSs "a Western Venezuela with moth
/ III I'M 4 sboestring and good sup
II az nerve, 1t is not surprising tnat
ii present much more Formidable nc. DC
inning Of a revolutionary enterprise
Baii1d have filled President Gomez
! ana his fellows in authority az cara
das with alarm.
Nothing but international lnterven'
stion will save Venezuela from sec
ond Castroreglme, they cry. Perhaps
fIie United States could help by insti'
tnfing some "unlawful" proceedings
tl,ey think This way'of putting It IN
dlcates that the government at cara.
csslis ekually DESTROYS and fearful OF
siunlawful" aid from without me
lest advice one can give President
Gomez and his associates In govern.
( ,,;TInSenf ID to proceed with adequate
force and speed to the place when
castro has made his initiatory goal
and conducthim thence with as much
ssentleness as possible and as much
sfIrmness as necessary to heatly
Z fitewashed and securely locked
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-ENerson lnaptist chuteh

a. S. VAIL, Pastor Bible School,
10000 a. M; preaching II IA; m.
preaching service tn theyopen air snn'
day might at 1880 Please note the
change oftlme. Unless hindefed by
rain, then we viii meet indoors
Prayer Meeting "Wednesday, 5 p, m
Lesson Study Friday 3 p. I'M, Binga-
mon Bfbieyschool 900 p. m. Preach
ing service. at 8 p. M Hutchinson
Bible School 2 p. mi
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Presbyterian Church.

IA. q. stoetzeT. Pastor You are COZ
daily invited to worship with MS IN
the following services: sabbath
school $3.50 a. M, Prof. ]. Walter
Barnes, supt.: morning services 10:46
o'clock. Sermon by pastori Christ.
ian endeavor Society ISIS p. m,
Topic: Debts, What They Are, and
How to Pay Them; evening sermon
at 8 o'clock. Sermon by the pastor,
Mid.week service Wednesday g7iS0 p.
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/ PaIatlne Rantlst chureh.I

Revb George 2, sprull, pastor Sun
day school at $3.50 a, m. Snpt w. A
Hustead III charge. Sermon Al 1885
q, m. s,1bjeet: "T6e One True Guide
700 D. n. b. ". P. u, $500 p. N.
sermon, Subject; "Paul's Conception
Of the Christian. = "Wednesday even
ing s p. m. Prayer service. "
United States Senator Lee s, Over
man has been asked to give an ad
dress at the morning service,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
S+andinn If fine Clubs
To.day's Games.
st. Louis at Brooklyn,
Chicago at Boston.
Cincinnati at New York.
Plttsburg at Philadelphia.
Yesterday,s ResuIts.

At BOSTON, r. H., p,
st. Louis ....,OOO2OOO12-b
Boston 49,. .O501OO10."-7 Z 2
Batteries-G Golden, Geyer. G.. Lau'
dermilk, L, Laudemllk and Bresna'
han; Taylor and King. EMPIRES
tombstone and Eason.
At Philadelphia r. HE
Cincinnati ...SOO0O10OO-4 10 ]
Philadelphia 10000 4OO1"-5 s 9
Batteries-Fromme, Smith and Nc.
Lean; Alexander and Doom, Umpires
ODay and Er1slie.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
First BAPTIST Church,

w. u Eddy, Pastor This issthe last
Sunday that the pastor will be in his
pulpit until after his vacation. Will
not the congregation and Sunday
school come out in large numbers to
morrow? Sunday school at $3.50;
morning worship at e10:45 O'clock.
Subject: Eternal Truths" Evening
service at 8 O'clock; spbjeet;yf The
Line Of Least Resistance" "a ~, = :, (. G :
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Fleming Chapel

sabbath school al 2:SO p. m, Mr..
icCamlc, OF the First Presbyterian
church, actin superintendent; preach
ing services at . O'clock in the morn,
fng. Rsy. n. III Patterson minister
IN charge. The tatsrest and encour-
agemeRt Of the community are earn
estly desired.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15
NI,oTloElT Doc OWNERS.

Chapter q, S sctioh % OIL the Munlcl.
pal Code, provides that 4 license tax
be paid on IN dogs within tle city
limits for he license scar begInnin1
July /, 1911, and ending on aud With
the SOth dayiof jun, 1912. an own
ers OF dogs M ,pleass Be governor &C.
cordtngly ana arrange 40 pay sad tax
to the City Clerk during lhe 1fat
.. al. MILLER
week Of July
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First nj. p. Church.

j. P. Turkleson, Pastor Sunday
school at $3.50; Devotion at 10:45
Subject. aThe Three Essential Truths
The Integrity Of the Scripture 1The
Divinity Of DEMONSTRATION by the
Cross; C.. e. society at 1900
Preaching at 7:45. Subject: "Thc
Voice Calling us to Home up Higher
All are Welcome
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15

we notice that the authorities in
Washington headed by Attorney Gen
eral Wiokersham are going to renew
the attack on the vested interests and,
not to be at all forward, we wish to
add that, in our opinion any interest or
any individual connected with any in
terest who will!wear a vest this kind
Of weather, ought TO be attacked.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15

4. N. Grlsso, astor-serVlees as
follows Sunday school at $3.50, sey-
mour Mcintyre, -Supt.; preaching at
lO:45 a. m. and 8 p. M Subject !of
the morning sermon: '.Degtses in
Heaven, VIII Some be Happier Than
others?" Evening sermon, subject:
'iThe Solid ,Fouidation::" MIdsweek
service on Wednesday evening. The
Bible Rest Day win Ebe the Teple::
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.niamondl Street ~. eE. Church.

Sunday school at $3.50 Superlnten-
dent E. A. Wilson in charge; at t0:45
a M, worship. Subject: rs the
World Getting Better?" Tt7:S0 p.
M Epworth LeaYne; ATS p. M, wor.
ship. The Rev. G: o; Smith the dis
trict superintendent I'LL the pulpit.
We always have a helpful message
from Rev Smith! Come out and @er-
ship with us. 32Es 4
Prayer service at Up. m. 'Wednes-
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ckrlst iohnrch Ar,nuaI plenIe.

The picnic ef the Episcopal church
will be held at Eureka Park, Downs,
on T!desday next. IA special car
Transportation freal will be provided
flor lie Sunday school scholars. ~
will follow lmme diately after the 2
O'Clock car for Warrington. ADULTS
IS8fIis ne any Nanttlng ion car TO
Downs AsfetnIit spe elali 8ill ran for
lfha thiidfea following the caf which
ieayes alanaingtpn n j. Tll An NE
Ilpneh baskets should be q ttetrae'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-07-15

Dervre NJ. X. sxfrott out in Kansas
has invented rain machine, but it
seems entirely unnecessary for him to
try to make a name for himself when
his parents have already done so much
for him in that regard.