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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26

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Cl.gget. Comptroller o. t0s State
Treasury tJr : COPY o. MS report
r,- tay ascs yea eaoed SspsSn Der
. 1910
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26
State News

~.u.a = de- believed T. oe
t-r ...->r -yr>- 8- the cCu1try j.
1e.c q lG-stertowE Nc ageo &
wears
Charles . Eei.. q years old a.
p. -d-ip4.-. ~as t3zeu from . re-
Ir < > Or car D. Cumberland after
~. .g.AlLg - Tor i've days and
lzE -.. recover
-a D,.y. a. travelling - -
ala tr ata.f CIV. d - o. 8
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a4gs r>f.~-
laarges are "a D. fed wiz r..
safe hg4ro Of EnIcstoc aGo toe
Governor -Aa4ss. O.s.azC ScGUo.
t.o4rC
Dr. J Mcpherson Scott. Mayor o.
hAgar>tuwr VIZ Va ELECTED .sst
= 1' o. .)rlIy Of co.. 5 Oel1R
u.,A~c for Governor toe kepu oil
car ticket.
r. oeGt> o. Evansville heio :
B-~i.ag 4 rrso yeG TO seed . large
De g4l Nr 'g prUt-s before the Pub-
30, N-rv - Comm ssIUl IL Baltimore
.#aa' 4g4la>- t-r proposed grade
cross - k4LdAItstoEE % the
Ha-l. gr"-. FREDERICK agd Ges,ys
--.E r4.~as
series ~ farmers Institutes
vii. ye lr.u ms week % Hagers
l.fvl. Fred WICK Westminster and
.uer p.aces "a Iae western part o.
TIE STATE
Puoig opinion a. Cumberland
law lac.Ile- e. TIE belief that TwlRg
poisoned Miss Grace Elasssr auc
Io.E MS uwE life
Preparations i've been compIet
~ for toe laymeU : missionary
movement co.. ventiou al Frederick
l.4s week
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26

Wzntsd q Uay & Saw Nj from Is
u 2. hgr-e Power must - located
W Bere there D. soLne t1slD-r that cau o.
DO1gnT Address
I e. BLkNI
Potomac AiA-
JAu lZ-lL Virginia
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26

Sister Mary Euialis. Twlce mother
superior o. the Visitation Convent a.
Frederick. is dead
lanes Campbell, a. years olo znc
having Only one arm and one lex,
slopeo With CIR NOT vel l. years
cid and married ner o. Cumberland.
The collier Neptune. the isrgsst
vessel ever ouilI oy the Maryland
Sseel Company sno the FIRST o. Der
1yDs - nave turbine engines, was
successfully launched o. SpsrrOWs
Point
Mr. william z Stone. the Espuo-
licsr leader says ne IS READY tosssisi
Baltimore Democrats &C get tns
Democratic Nations. Con ventlo1 for
Baltimore
FitEhagb COyle Goios oorouR { 81
artist iorsaeriy o. Washington sad
sO Dc o. tG@ old Maryland family o.
tnst name committed SUICIDE lr New
YorE alter shooting anc dangerous
~ you nding David Graham Phillips
toe author
DR. MePaersor CrIcntor ~ss &C
quilted o. macs auRhtsr a. Rockville
after ols automobile osc rue oOWr
Alexander Bowleat L. Plasa august
=.
4 house ir 81 EAstOc suourc
burned. sno snOW o. toe roofs say
&C those adjoining.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26

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t-r ..-r>t -gr>e l- the country j.
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26
For Sale.

VI 3ScOG8h VI 0A@ContlAUiDk DosiDesf
] viii eel
DIRT CHEAy FOR CASH
the following machinery snc equipment
belonging - ths PsIaxent LpmO-r Cgu--
D&ny
One &c Y = Ccrn,sh boiier -
skids with 20 4 ? Aiaz Engine ngua.
tsc One Nc ~ FsrQuhar Saw-u1iLL
with 70 feet Of carriage g ieet o wayr
{ mead bOekr Anc tnooltpr opgs log
turner 50 ieet sean clnavIs bet new i,
AHd two Inserted tooth DissJon Saw
60 and 81 ineh three 7 I'm t.e- Cart WITH
leet wbeeis sess Of 8 i-et stee, TIN t.,-T-
earn wheels witt bowed ax.es new
One Logging Truck for poie trsc1wsv
one iroh " Aeel LxinOer " agou witt E
lneh tread lot Of Cross-cut save. axss
c2nt-books and other suppiles
= One le Il 2 Flory SKID lDg-eu-
gine mounted on wbeeir, couJle c-uu
aud double cylinder with cnt stes gee
800 Ieet o. 4 ineb ploW stee csbir
four Il inch sbeaVe blocks sul grne-
supplies This Outtt bSs OeeC usei
about Two months
5 One ~ inch double surfsepr ruatca
lng iron Z q Il lncnez L. wlct1 an
u inenes Il thickness Tine I1Ac1 m
las Oeel use sess than slI uontL One
AatomStsc hRde t-rlnaer
A. the ABOVE InscbInery = L goo
coDclL2oL anc ngst - s0I- gu4cE
kcy parTlcu arr sdcrsss
= z HOUSTON. il
JnesrCgI III Ave
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26

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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26

the following EAaeninery snc equipment
belonging q ths RsIaxent LpmO-r COZ
p&ny
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26
Millinery. DRY Goods and LADIES Suits.

4 fu arc exts-svs me q D---s
% o. EnC a T.Gn- .
MISS Mamie q Ne vnr Ia Ia -
strong Cst0- & Co czr fu--s-r ~ .r
anC A-~ ones w. - &C a.
IA DIES S---S. COATS F-2- DIR
We sre nsaao Ia-t.rs tU- S--EL F.
arc CrLFCt
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26


wBere there y some tlsuU-r that ear o.
bought Address
Z e. BLANI.
Potomac AiA-
jar. Iz-lu Virginia
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
Or 81 GARy-S
The First National Bunk
of ST. kury's.
CAPITAL sToCK S2s. 900
SURPLUS ane PRO
FfTS $50 .ool
TIE
yOUS MEN
WHO Arr AMBITIOUS
To dotbeir share OF the work
IL the world viii nnd the stur-
d. habit which they form IL
conserving their income. and
tue saiuaO.- a-q4 aIuJAuee
they make whie growing
BANK ACCOUNT VIII prove
mal-rIa beip a. placing them.
~ position a. Irfu-uc. and
responsibility, later II HE
W. ar giad =" accept and
care Ior tbe account o.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26
Lev Advertisements
SCHOOL NOTICE

SCHOOL NOTICE
There vii De meeting o. the Board
Of ocaoSl Commissioners, OF
Tuesday, February 7. 1871,
g. aEdit Teachers Reports for tie Tern
ending JAE slst. instant
By order
eco " JOY AeereLary
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1911-01-26
Notice &c Creditors


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IN pursuance @ Las ADoye C<cey nereUy
give DC<bcs ma : awe CpLAanec ron ne or
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ssfs CT @aEnAnIsArAEsE o. ice psFsoaA- sSIAse
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heEe1y nok1net ~ Ell 13b1g the a. ne VII the
prCpeF yOac AeTa attached Lhere.-. - Ehe q. =
scriDoa OF Or before the 4sg DAY G. axe
lsl-, Laey vi OIhesvlss o. iAw o. exclude
from It's osne- q % tAs aAic estate A.. per
0ons lloeotsc - toe oece4sec are re- -aFec ..
AAAEe IN EH@dLRSs pay meat - tie s-oscr4uez.
TEUA AZ DANL-.
gAE- S-e@ hxerutnE
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22

over a little salt and cayenne pepper,
and bake in the oven. until the cheese
is melted.
Cheese and Olive SaIad.-Mash a
cream cheese, moisten with cream,
and season with salt and cayenne.
Add six olives finely chopped, lettuce
finely cut and half can of sweet red
peppers cut in strips. Press N orig
inal shape of cheese and let stand
two hours. Cut in slices, separate in
pieces and serve on lettuce leaves
with boiled or mayonnaise dressing.
Gnocchi la Romana.-Melt fourth
of a cup of butter, and when bubbl1ng
add a fourth of a cup of flour, the
same amount of cornstarch and two
cups of milk Cook three minutes,
stirring constantly. Add the yolks OF
two eggs slightly beaten, and hall
cup of cheese Pour into buttered
mold or shallow pan and when cool
cut in squares or strips sprinkle with
a fourth of a cup of cheese and brown
In the oven. Serve from the dish in
which it is baked.
Cheese Omelet. - Beat two eggs
slightly add one-half teaspoon OF
melted butter, little salt and pepper
and a tablespoon of cheese, grated
Into the omelet pan add a tablespoon
full of butter and when melted pour In
the mixture, cook until firm, sprinkle
with grated cheese and serve with
graham bread sandwiches.
Cheese Fondue.-Mix together cup
full each of bread crumbs and scalded
milk; add a fourth of a pound OF
cheese cut in small pieces, table
spoonful of butter and half teaspoon
full of salt. Beat the yolks OF three
eggs until thick and add, then cut and
fold in the whites, beaten until stln.
Pour into a buttered baking dish and
bake twenty minutes in a moderate
oven.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
BEWARE OF TOO MANY SWEETS.

Half the ills of life might be elm
mated if our food was properly
chosen, we are told, and during or just
after the holidays many will suffer
from so-called bilious attacks, which
mean over-worked livers. Sugar eat
cakes Is responsible for bad livers.
sick headaches, muddy skins and the
seal brown taste in the mouth.
In the ordinary course Of digestion
starchy foods reach the circulation as
sugar. This is carried to the liver
by the portal system and stored to be
used by the body If we ever eat such
foods as potatoes, bread and sweets,
we overcrowd the liver.
Children can easily cultivate an ap-
petite for sweets, but if they never
get the habit much suffering for all
concerned is avoided.
Sweet fruits contain sugar that is
thoroughly satisfying and wholesome,
and little people may be early taught
to buy such things, instead Of candy.
1t is quite a remarkable fact that
children who have been SO reared that
they have had little or no sweets are
rarely apt, when reaching maturity, to
care enough for such food to Overin-
dulge.
The errors in diet that are begun
in childhood undermine the vitality:
and in time the body is not able to ex'
pei the waste and ward off disease.
A child may be plump and the pic
ture Of health, and yet by little over.
work or exposure to disease the i'm
properly-nourished body succumbs.
TO be natural Is to be we'll. Ali
conditions of sickness are in some
way penalties for the transgression of
natures laws. The most readable les
son we have is that 1.-The sins of the
fathers shall be visited upon the chill
dren," and still the evil goes on,
through ignorance and carelessness.
Sweet fruits, such as dates, raisins
and ripe bananas contain sugar in its
deprived of such wholesome sweets
will turn for qualification to those
which are fermentable and Injurious
A child maye be as easily started
right as wrong, when it comes to feed
ing, for the mother is the architect.
and how they build will tell in later
years.
Three hundred thousand babies die
in our land every year, more from ig-
norance in regard TO diet than from
any other cause.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
SOMETHING NEW IN LODGES
IN View of Extraordinary Occasion
"Pinkey" Might Well Be Ex-
cused for Absence.

"Pinkey" is the nickname of the
chocolate-colored Chesterfield who pre-.
sides over the bar in a small. unique
and out-of-the-way liquid refreshment
establishment In Washington patron.
lied by newspaper correspondents,
visiting celebrities and government
offlc1als. He is a great elmer" and
devotes his one evening off, a week
to his several lodge duties. Being
missed On one Of these occasions by
one of his friends and patrons, who
mad lugged to his place a suit of
evening clothes which he thought
would fit the Pinkertonian form, on
the next evening regretful reference
was made to it, the suit having been
bestowed on another, waiter in a
rival hosiery.
Use mighty obliged to you, sah,"
groaned Pinkey, mighty obliged, jes'
the same. Thisll teach me a desson
to stay on the job
Attending one of your lodge meet
tngs, l suppose?" queried his friend of
the dress suit.
Wei, not exactly, sah," replied
Pinkey, mot exactly, sah You see
we was jes' organizing the colored
Hibernians."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
SUGGESTIONS AND ECONOMIES.

When washing windows or mirrors
do not use soap, but instead a little
ammonia or alcohol, which will make
them shine.
Rub the bottom of dish that must
be used in the fire with lard and the
smut will be easily wiped off.
A delightful invalid drink is made
by blending half cup of grape juice
with a cup and half of strong lem
onade
If the cake favoring has been for
gotten, sprinkle a little over it as
it is in the pan before baking.
Figs and dates with a few raisins
make a delicious combination with
chopped apples for salad.
Four to six drops of either camphor
or turpentine dropped on loaf sugar
will relieve cold if taken in the be-
ginning.
Instead of sewing hangers on towels
for the kitchen, make button holes III
the corners and they will last as long
as ln6 LOW els.
The flavor of cup of cocoa is i'm
nroyed if a few drops of vanilla are
added to it.
A good floor cleaner is turpentine
rubbed into the hard wood floor ana
followed by a cloth wet with hnseed
oil.
When a kettle has food burned on
never scrape it, but put soda ana
water to the dish and boil slowly untll
the burned mixture is softened ana
easily removed
In extreme cases of insomnia not
water bag at the feet and an ice bag
at the baek of the head Will anord
quick relief.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
ECZEMA D1SF,GURED BABY

"Our little boy Gilbert was troubled
with eczema when but a few weeks
old. His little face was covered with
sores even to back of his ears. The
poor little fellow suffered very much.
The sores began as pimples, his little
face was disfgured very much. We
hardly knew what he looked like. The
face looked Like raw meat. We tied
little bags of cloth over his hands to
prevent him from scratching. He was
very restless at night, his little face
itched.
I'VE consulted two doctors at Chi
cago, where We resided at that time.
After trying all the medicine of the
two doctors without any result, we
read of the Cuticura Remedies, and
at once bought Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Following the directions
carefully and promptly we saw the
result, and after four weeks, the dear
child's face was as fine and clean as
any little baby's face. Every one who
saw Gilbert after using the Cuticura
Remedies was surprised. He has a
head of hair which is a pride for any
boy of his age, three years. We can
only recommend the Cuticura Rene.
dies to everybody" (Signed) Mrs. II.
Albrecht, Box 8S3, West Point, Neb.,
Oct. 26, 1910. Although Cuticura Soap
and Ointment are sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere, sample of
each, with 32-page book, will be mailed
free on application to "Cuticura,"
Dept. ID L, Boston.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
COSTS LESS THAN SIS
CENTS A BUSHEL TO
RAISE WHEAT In
CANADA.
FREQUENT QUESTION AN
SWERED.

Western Canada probably suffered
less from weather conditions during
the year of 1911 than did almost any
other portion of the country. Seeding
was most successful and the growing
conditions up to July were never bet
ter. Crops of all kinds showed won
derful growth at that time and were
the usually excellent ripening weather
in August and the effects of this were
felt. Many fields that late in July
promised 40 and SO bushels yield Of
wheat were reduced to % and 80 BUSH
els, while some of course gave the
full expectancy and others somewhat
less. The quality was also lowered.
In face of these conditions, it is found
that during the months of September
and October, the total amount of con-
tract wheat marketed and inspected
was about 20 million bushels, which
realized a total of 1919 million dollars.
the average price for this wheat be-
ing 97A cents; that below contract
for the two months was little over
Is million bushels, which at an aver
age price of S91a cents per bushel
realized little over eleven million
dollars, or a grand total for all wheat
of 80 million bushels, which realized
a total of little over thirty-one mill
lion dollars.
On the first of November, there
was in the hands of the farmers Of
Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta
for sale and seed about 1870 million
bushels of wheat, from which fact
some idea may be had of the value
of the wheat crop Of 1911.
A careful canvass made by the Win
nipeg Free Press made of a number
of men farming in a large way indi-
Gates that even with the extreme ex-
pense of harvesting the crop, which
has been caused by the bad weather
and difficulty in threshing, wheat has
been produced and put on the market
for less than 55 cts. bushel. The
average freight rate is not over 13
cts. per bushel. This would make the
cost of production and freight 6S cts.
and would leave the farmer an actual
margin on his low-grade wheat of
171a cts. and for his high-grade wheat
of 1919 cts; and though this is not
as large profit as the farmer has
every right to expect, it is a profit
not to be despised, and which should
leave a very fair amount of money to
his credit when all the expenses of
the year have been paid, unless the
value of low-grade wheat sinks very
much below it's present level.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
IeEA1 zH~z<s.eN-.
"Manana."

In describing the daily life of &c
tain distinguished citizen of the re
public, writer in the Review of Re
views gives, by way of contrast, the
story that follows:
This calls to mind an English hu
nlorous writer who sketched out his
daily programme as follows: Rise al
noon; breakfast at one; a stroll t.
the club attention to mail; some aft
ernoon calls; ride in the park; din
ner; round of evening parties, an
then to bed.
But when do you do your literar
work." he was asked
why, the next day, of course" We
the reply
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
IDEAS WE SHOULD HEED.

1t may seem to the majority of wOm-
en- that advice concerning the wash
Ing of coffee and tea pots was entirely
uncalled for; but knowledge of facts
show that poor coffee is more often
the result of unclean pots than from
inferior coffee.
Tea and coffee pots should be
washed after using them just as care
fully as one does their good china,
and left to air In the sunlight, if pos
sible. The ideal way to serve tea
is in using a teaball at the table, but
for everyday life most people are too
busy for such pleasures. so that
stone or earthen teapot is best to use.
Teapots that are not in frequent
use will become musty, and should be
scalded and well aired before using.
II lump of sugar is left in company
pot it will absorb the impurities.
Coffee pots should never stand
around with the grounds in them. If
coffee is to be warmed over, drain it
and reheat when wanted. If the cot
fee pot is emptied as soon as the meal
Is over and filled with cold water and
boiled the pot will always be sweet,
Coffee is better and pots are easier
cleaned if cheesecloth bags are used
to hold the coffee or, better still, have
a percolator.
A raw egg or two beaten up and
milk or cream added, with little
sugar, pinch of salt and a grating of
nutmeg will often be most satisfying
when the stomach has a spell of rebel
lion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
Meant to Be Real Bad.

Two little girls residing in East
Eighty-sixth street, Virginia Clough
and Clairie Feldman, who had long
envied their boy playmates for their
ability to enjoy such badness as in In
herent in boys, resolved to be bad
themselves. To this end they shut
themselves up in Virginia's room and
proceeded to be naughty. In fact,
they practiced swearing-just to see
what would happen.
When they were quite sure that
none would overhear them each pro-
duced a slip of paper containing the
swear word and fired away.
Bulldog" said Virginia.
"Cigars!" was Claires reply
But the ceiling didn't drop, and
there was no earthquake to swallow
them up, and the two resumed their
play, trifle disappointed at the tame
termination of their badness.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
Great Scheme,

Dear me-" said Mrs. Housewife,
with a deep sigh, II can't manage to
keep a cook a week."
You should copy me-" observed her
friend. Since my husband learned
French | can keep one year."
Mrs. Housewife looked surprised. Il
don't see the connection" she said.
Its simple enough. He now swears
at her in French instead of English.
1t gives him vent for his temper,
some valuable practfce-and the cook
thinks he's making love to herr
Satire.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
Up to Both.

Harry Lauder, landing from the
Saxonia, told New York reporter a
new story.
Its a story" he began, "about one
of your American peeresses, a lady of
striking independence. She rang for
her maid the other afternoon, and
said, very sharply:
Yvonne, if I catch you and my
husband kissing again. one of you
will have to co."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22

@ ET'S pretend just for to-
AW day,
That our hearts are free from woe,
That the wind blows just the way
We would like to have it blow.
Let's pretend that what we do
Is the work we like the best
Let's pretend the scene we view
Is of all the loveliest.
Let's pretend we're satisfied
Let's pretend we're brave and strong
Maybe after we have tried
We can do it right along.
S. E. Kiser.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
Name and Function.

The following story is toli of DR..
Boyd Carpenter, the bishop of Ripon.
In the days of his early ministry there
came to him one day young man and
a maidel, very bashful, very self-con-
scions, and on a very obvious errand.
Are you Mr.. Carpenter?" asked the
young man in a faltering voice.
YES" was the reassuring reply,
81 am Carpenter-and joiner"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22

~ OPE'S a magical compound
ksS~AzA To increase our strength,
we've found.
II can charm our bars and barriers all
away;
With its impulse, which we borrow.
We can always do tomorrow
Lots and lots of things we never dc, To-
day.
N Waterman.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
Not Uncommon FaIIacy.

Why do you insist on investing
your money away from your home
town."
Well" replied Farmer Corntossel,
I've got a good deal Of local pride,
1 have, and regard the people in this
here township as bein' so smart that
none of 'em is goin' to let any real
bargains git away from him"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22
Both Sides.

She-Just look at the trouble
money can get you into.
He-Yes, but look at the trouble Ii
can get you out of.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-12-22

mo woman ever requires another
woman to tell her when a man adj
mires her. Rachel Sweet Macna-
mara