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Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings

Nov. Johnny. what was the scr- mon about Weren't you listening, mother ?'-Punch.
 She-This is Maud's third husband and they all bors ths name of VII liam. He-You don't say sol Why IN. r. Times.
 Good graciousi There's Marie fsn- ing out of the window" "Drat those servantsi She knows we are not fn- sured against accidenta They're ai- ways trying to annoy us-" Peie Mele.
 Only one girl for hinn. ie asserts.
 A sweet sentiment and sublime: Only one dear little girl for him.
 Only one dear girl at a time
 Philadelphia Telegraph
 Country visitor-Whars for break fast? Wadter-Pcrridge, koles. Kid ney and bacon, gri1ied ham, sausages. chops steak and tomatoes Country visitor-Righti Tn have what you mentioned-and some eggz.-I,ondou Opinion.
 T shall wed money" sadd A And shall marry blood" said E. ~Yos will find 1t tho came in your daily lives" said C. "Howy quoted A plus B. Money eallkS you know" ginned Blade.
 Beggar (to whom madame has given a coat)-If a policeman sees me in this coat, ma'am, heu run me in. Madame-What's the matter witf, it? My husband has always worn it in the house until now. BeEgar-Yes. in the house, but you see I have fo wear 1t on the street. Fliegende Blaetter.
 T can truthfuLy say have never caused my wife a moments unDass ness or annoyance" remarked the casual acquaintance. What a liar you must beI'' said the married man. Not at ali.' replied the casual ae- quaintance. I've never had a wife" -Philadeiphfa Record.
 Captain Kidd was buryfnT his treasure. 'T don't like to do it." he said, "but can't help 1t. The new gtid ooins won't stack and III never be able to get the diamonds and fi19 silver plate past Loeb" Cursinz the necessity that drove him to it, be planted the stuff so deep that even the assessors never succeeded in To- eating it.-Chicago Tribune.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
When The
 Stomach Stops
Working Properly, Because There is Wind in It, Use Stuart's Dtspepsia Tablets to Set It Going Again.
A Trial Package Free.

The doctors call it fatulency, but ! unprOfessional folks know 1t is wind on the stomach" and 8 most distress ing state of things it Is. It is a serious condition of this great motor organ. Always annoying and painful in the extreme. at times often leading to bad and fatal results. The stomach em- barrassed and hampered with wind, cannot take care of it's food properly and indigestion follows, and this has a train too appalling to enumerate. The entire system is impucated-made an active or passive factor in this trouble and life soon becomes q questionable boon.
 how undigested food causes gases by fermentation and Concentration in which process some essential fluids are de- stroyed-burnt up-wasted by chemical action, followed by defective nutrition and the distribution through the ali
 ments and as consequence the stomz ach and entire system is starved. Plenty of food, you see. but spoilt in preparation and worse than worthless.
 A deranged stomach is the sepitOme of evil; nothing too bad to emanate from it, but the gas it generates is probably it's worst primary effect and the only way to do away with this is to remove the cause. Stuarts Dys- pepsia Tablets go to the root of this T. foods and render them harmless. Flat uiency or wind on the stomach simply cannot exist where these powerful and wonderworking little tablets are in evil dence.
 They were made for this very nur- pose to attack gas making foods and convert them into proper nutrirnent. This Is their province and otf1ce- whole book could be written about them and then not all told that might t.l5 --xaraa this painful disease, dyspepsia It would mention the years of patient and ex- peHsiys experiment. in effort to arrive al this result-of failures innumerable and at last success. It would make
 mention of the different stomach cor rectiYes that enter into this tablet and make it faithfully represent all.
 Stuart,s Dyspepsia Tablets are not alone intended for the sick. but well folks as well: for the person who heartily and run no risk of bad effects, they act like a charm and make eating and digestion q delight and pleasures They keen the stomach active and en- ergetic and able and willing 10 do ex trsr work without sIseciaf labor or ef- fort Don't forget this. Well people are often neglected. but the Stuart Dyspepsia Tablets have them in mind.
 X free trial package will be sent any one who wants to know just what they are. how they look and reste, sefore beginning treatment with them. After this go to the drug store for them: everywhere, here or at home, they are 50 cents a box and by getting them at home you will save time and postage. Your doctor will prescribe them: they say there are 10000 doctors using them. but when you know what is the matter with yourself, why go to the expense of a prescription? For free trial pack age address F. A. Stuart O.. 15o Stuart Building. Marshall Michigan.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18

by the democrats, and he was appoint ed.
 On motion of Senator Malasn. the meeting adjourned subject to the call of the chairman, no date being fixed.
 Nearly all of the members of the were present
 Wirdham County.
 The meeting of the Windham coun- ty members was, called to order by Representative Guilford Smith of Windham, he being the senior Of all in the county delegation. Senator George A. Hammond of Putnam was named as temporary chairman, and Repre- sentative Dunn of Windllam a tenn porary clerk.
 Senator Hammond was the meetings choice for permanent chairman and Representative Willis Covell of Pom fret the choice for permanent secre- tary.
 Representative Edwin H. Reach. re- publican. of Killingly. and Representa- tive Dunn. democrat. of Windf1sm were named for county auditors with out opposition for a term Of two years This is a reelection in each instance
 The annual report of the county commissioners was read and accepted The meeting adjourned until Jan. 31
 At the republican county caucus called after the county meeting Sena- tor Elliott of Pomfret was chairman and Representative Duvert of Putnam was clerk. The following caucus com mittee was elected: Representatives Smith of Windham. Carpenter of Put nam and Senator Hammond of Put nam.
 Holland County.
 Organization only was effected at the meeting of the members of the Iegis- lature from Holland county on Tues day. Representative Johnson of Filing ton called the caucus to order Sena- tor Leonard of Vernon was selected as chairman and Representative Walker of Union as clerk. No business was transacted. Adjournment was until Tuesday Jan 31
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
BREED THEATER.

The great Indian spectacle entitled The Maid of Niagara. which is the stirring feature picture at the Breed theater this week. is the talk of the town. showing as It does the actual plunge of the Indian maiden over the Niagara Falls seated in a fran canoe, This scene actually occurs and repre- sents the yearly custom of the Iroauois indians, who selected their most beau siful and representative maiden to Joe sent over the falls as a sacrifice to ap- pease ths spirit of the cataract The scenery Is bewifderingly beautiful. be- ing taken at the most picturesque points at the real Niagara.
 The whole bill is unusually strong and contains both dramatic and com- edy subjects, while tho excellent sing ing of Miss Bruseau and MT. Calkins is no small feature.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
LEGAL NOTICES.

WHEREAS, I. HENRY L. WITTER, of Willimantic, Conn. did petition to the Probate Court for the District of Montville. Dec. 19, 1910. that an Admin istrator be appointed on the estate of the late Albert Witter, who died in the December, 1910, intestate;
 WHEREFORE. at q Court of Probate held at Montville Dec. 30, 1910, the Court did appoint Dan D. Home of said Montvil1e as Administrator of said es- tate;
 To the Hon. Probate Court for tSe District of MontviIle: I hereby make application for the withdrawal of the foregoing petition and appointment Of said Adminis strator-
 HENRY L. WITTER. Dated at Montvilie, Conn. Jan. IT, 1911.
 I hereby give notice that the fore going petition will be heard at my of- flee at Montville Jan. 21st, 1911, at 10 o'clock forenoon.
 Attest: CHARLES N. CHAPPELL
 Jan1Sd Judge
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
AT THE AUDITORIUM.

What the show lacks in quantity Ii makes up for in quality, is the verdict of those who have seen the bill for the first half of the week. The marvellous Grohnini Troupe are showing some thing new and original in every trick and are winning much favora ble con- rent for their extraordinary skill in the acrobatic and contortion line. The human merry go round which these clever people introduce at the close of she act is certainly something to talk about. Shorty Dewitt and his sister present a neat little singing and danc- ing turn which is very funny and al- ways gets a big hand. while Lewis & West two classy boys with a piano, put over a lot of good stuff The mo- ton pictures are some of the best ever seen at this popular little theater
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
COUNTY MEETINGS.
What Was Done by Members from New
 London, WinsJhann and Holland.
Especial to The Bulletin.

Especial to The Bulletin.)
 Hartford Jan. 1.-The New London county members got together for the first time in Room 66 at 2 o'clock. John R. Babcock, representative from Ston- ington, senior county member call ed the caucus to order. Representative Lucus F. Whiton of New London. or motion of Senator Mahan, was made chairman of the meeting and Repre- sentative Charles l.. Stewart Of North StoninSton was selected a $ secretary
 Organization completed. the meeting proceeded to the only other business that it transacted--thc selection of county auditors.
 It being established that it is re- qulred by statute that one auditor be selected to represent each of the do1n- inant political parties the meeting nsssed by a rising vote on the choice between Representative James H. Hyde of Franklin and J. Warren Stark of Lyme, both republicans. MT Hyde re- ceived 14 votes and MT. Stark s.where- upon Mir. Hyde was declared appoint ed.
 John H. \ Achl~ rf Old Lyme was the qnlr candidate for auditor put forth
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PREss DEsPATcHEa
POETRY.
SONNET.

We know. that we have done our level best Along the valley of our living and the crest, We may. perhaps, receive the victors crown. But we may not. The king and chs the clown Go forth, obedient to the 1sst behest To seek the hazard of an untried quest The glory of the grave of their re- nOwn. Let lose or win, if conscience bs but clear, Our souls. released from every doubt and care.
 tressed, And in that unknown Elsewhere. far sr near,
 square And that shall be forever joy and rest.
 W. J. Lamptou-
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
UNMANIFEsT DESTINY.

The guns that spoke at Lexington hneW not that God was planning The trumpet-word of Jefferson To bugle forth tEe flights of men To them that wept and cursed Bull
 Run,
 What was 1t but Despair and shsms- Who saw behind the cloud, the sunf Wno knew that God was in the
 fame2 Had not defeat upon defeat, Disaster on disaster no0A The slaves emaAcipata8 feet Had never marched behind the err-1 There is a Hand that bends our deeds To mightier issues than VIC planned Each son that triumphs. each that
 bIeeds
 My Country. serves Its dark com
 mand. do not know beneath what sky Nor on what seas shall he thy fate. only. know. 1t shall be High, only know it shall be great
 -Rfchard Hovey-
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
BUILDS UP THE THIN AND WEAK Samose Makes Thin People Fat, or
 UtIey & Jones Will Return Money 7.

In Samose are combined flesh giving food clements that soon produce steady and noticeable gain in flesh. Taken after meals, Samose rningles with the food, and causes it to be as- sinilated so that the fat-producing elements are retained in the system and you will soon get good flesh, steady nerves and a healthy body.
 Utley & Jones have seen such re- narkable results following the use of Samose that they offer to pay for the treatment if 1t does not make thin peo- pie plump and rosy.
 You run no risk whatever in buying Samose; 1t is a true flesh forming food and is sold under the guarantee of one of the most reputs ble business houses in Norwich to refund the money if it does not give complete satisfaction.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
AUCTION Will Be Sold at Public Auction
 ON THE STARR FARM, EAST GREAT PLAIN, NORWICH, THURSDAY, JAN. 18th,
 At 10 O'Clock, A. M.

The following described property:
 ONE PAIR BAY HORSES, kind, young sound and gentle. weight 2.500 pounds. one set of heavy draft harness, set of single harness, set of driving harness, 1 Dicl1ey seat team wagon l express wagon with meat top. 1 two-seated wagon, sleighs q log bolt, 1 disc harrow, 1 hinge har- row, blows, 1 Planet junior horse hoe (new), l Iron Age horse hoe and hitler (new), Hallock weeder, 1 Iron Age potato planter and corn planter (new), 1 elevated potato digger, Leg gett Paris green gun tnew)-
 One fan mill, i stone bolt, l OK yoke, chains of all descriptions, shovels, forks, 2 new ladders (5ne 24 it., one Is ft.). set new double blocks, patent sheave. one anvil, wise with 1-2 inch jaw. tools of all descriptions, l grindstone with foot power. axes, 5 erosscut saws. moving machine, 1 pair balances. l lawn mower l 24-inch circular saw. two or three hundred good ba gs. 1 pair street blankets (lar- gest eize). 3 plush robes. Also ENTIRE OUTFIT OF HOUSEHOLD
 FURNITURE
 consisting of stoves, 3 quartered oak chamber suites, 1 cherry chamber suite. l dining; room table and six sets. hair mattresses 3 ht-day clocks, l parlor lamp. 1 four piece up- holstered parlor suite, cane seat arm chairs willow rockers. twenty quart milk cans twenty-quart strainer pails and otheL articles too numerous to mention
 If said day prove stormy, sale will take place next fair week day.
 L.. J. DoLBEARE.
 iau14d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
ANNOUNCEMENTS
MIscHA ELMAN
Will Play in Slater Memorial Hall To-
 night.

The long-looked for event in musi- cal circles will take place this evening, when Mischa Elman. the talented Rus sian vioIinist. will give q recital in Slater Memorial hall This young and srperlatively ~ great artist appeared in New York on Sunday evening, Jan. 15, and the following from the New York Times of Jan. 16 will give some idea Of Che reception accorded him:
 The appearance of Mischa Elman at the Metropolitan opera honse last evening drew the record Sunday night concert house of the season. It was
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
SPECIAL BARGAIN

200 acres land. 100 clear, 11-room house with eli, large barn, quantity of fruit trees, x mile from schools, church and stores, miles from willi- mantle, wells, at barn and i in house, running water through place. 1,600 cords wood. good standing timber
 PECK'S REAL ESTATE AGENCY.
 tan11d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18

impossible, in fact, to buy seats at the box office an hour before the concert commenced, and the speculators made a great deal of money. Elman played Saint-Saens' B minor concerto with the orchestra and was recalled so many times that he finally added a rninuet of Hadyn's. After the intermission he was heard in a transcription of Cho- pin nocturne and a capine by Sara sato.'
 The concert will begin at 8 o'clock sharp, and the audience is requested TO be prompt in taking their seats, so that they may be assured of hearing the opening number. There are still many good seats to be had. Tickets aan be obtained at the store of George A. Davis up to 6.3o p. III. today and at the hall this evening before the con cert begins.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT

Vaudeville and motion pictures at the Auditorium.
 Moving Pictures at the Breed The ater.
 9fischa Elman at Slater Hall.
 Tocumseh Tribe, No. 43s l. o. F.. M, meets in Austin Building.
 Pelishers' and Buffers Union meets in C. L. U. Hall.
 Hope Rebekah Lodge. No. 21, l. O. o. F.. meets in Odd Fellows Hall.
 Slater I.Odge No. b03, N. E. Q. F., meets in Pythian Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE
GREEN HOUSE pROpERTY.

e5a acres of land. 3S9 feet frontage, on Mansfield ave. two dwelling houses, large barn, two greenhouses 100 feet long each. This property must be sold. We are offering 1t at a bargain; easy terms. will sell greenhouses and lot separate if desired.
 TRYON'S AGENCY. 715 Main Street. WiIlimantie, Conn. novi6d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
MUCH IN LITTLE

Thor-acograp4l is the name that ha e been given & machine which has been invented to draw diagrams of per sons chest movements during respns- tion.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18

Many of the horses raised in Prince Edward Island are noted for their en- durance and swiftncss. and they gen eraIly command a higher price thar those of othA eastern provinces of the Dominion .of Canada.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18

While the steeple at St. Philips. Dalston, England was being repaired the Rev. D. Taylor ascended to tho weather vane by means of the steepe - jacks ladder.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18

Statistics just published show that there are in Belgium 211,617 "estamin- ets,,r' or places where drinks are sold, averaging one such place to every 39 inhabitants.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18

The London Daily Mail observes that of the five German Rhodes stu dents enrolled at Oxford for the prss- ent semester one fs count one is q baron, while two are herren von. Only one belongs to the middle classes.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
Sydney paper gives an accoun,

A Sydney paper gives an accoun, of the discovery of a process for the extraction of refractory silver ores from falling dumps by the use Of GIL calyptus oil. The process is said to be cheaper than any other known and gives splendid satisfaction.
 Ii is urged by an archaeoloeist that the Mayas who oncs inhabited Amer ica. had a civilization as far advanced as that of any early people except tho Creeks. The dwellers in the juncfs~ of Yucatan. Guatemala and Honduras are believed to be their descendants.
 The Mexican census of October. 1910. shows that Salina Cruz has : popula tion of 6,13S, Of whom 3,f43 are males and 2.T35 females Tie total number Americans form about 15 per cent The census of December 1903 showed a total population of s,3oo.
 Increas sing use Of foreign clothes in Korea is having a. direct effect upon the courtrys imports. and the cutting off of the Korean toplSnot is stimulat- ing imports in foreign headwear. The imports of foreign hats into Korea in 1907 amounted to S,4S1 dozens. val ued at S24,140. There were imported in 1908 13,424 dozens. valued at 334,- 313. and last year $500 dozens, val ued at s39.S00. The increase is said to be greater than ever this year.
 In view Of the almost limitless pos abilities which 1eem to exist in China. especially in the great plains of the north, for the use of agricultural ma ciIonery, it is with reluctance that on~ has to record The opinion that uu6eie the present conditions there 1s reaal5 no opening for it's successful iutfUduc- ton The financial risk attending the purchase of such machinery for the Chinese has been proved in several instanccs and British firms in 11sr~ iiavt tn he careful huw they make similar expersiMeuta
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
They Are Never Satisfied.

Perhaps the public will be content to admit taSat aviation is practical and not insist on any more experiments to -Wash1neeDu staS. }@
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
Nsri e rsli. !

1As- nxvy dspartn6pf naS sold the 0nDzsRed era1pse ps<rol4 for $2o .ep0. ess -: s.ses Q "'v'' scr
Norwich bulletin., 1911-01-18
LOST AND FOUND.

LOsT-Black and tan female fox hound tag number 49161. answers to name TriX Please notify C. J. Croker Norwich Town, jan1Sd
 LOST-Y eilow female hound, answ CTS to Nancy, Reg. No. 4S432, of Nor wich- Notify at once Box 51. Packer vile. Conn, and be rewarded. jan12d
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-05-05
DRIFTING

Why did God Create man? Was
it that he might have dominion
over the earth, and that therein
is? This would be a temporal
reason, but God surely had a
higher reason than this. He
created man to glorify Him by
working out his will on earth.
Man was not created to be lord
and master, but sometime and
somewhere out in space God
felt it was the proper place to
make world as he did claim to
bring honor to his hame. But,
alas, Adam a MORTGAGE gives on
every soul and when t h a t
mortgage was arranged, how
everything was changed. So
you see that man has the will to
do as he pleases.
Man is trying to undergo
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-05-05
IN PRESCOTT
EVERY CLAIM IS BACKED BY
LOCAL TESTIMONY.

E. j. Taliaferro, of Prescott, Ark.
SAYS: my opinion of Doan's Kidney
Pills has not changed and recommend
them just as highly today as | did some
years ago. have had but one spell of
kidney trouble since this remedy cured
me and that came on year ago.
Immediately used Doan's Kidney Pills
and they soon had my kidneys working
right. "
The above was the substance of Mr..
Taliaferro's conversation when he was
interviewed on April /, 1911. His for
mer endorsement was as follows: 81
suffered intensely from kidney COM
plant. There was stiffness in my
back, extending into my neck and dull
ache through my kidneys bothered me
night and day | steadily grew worse
and finally | noticed that the kidney
secretions were becoming too frequent
in passage. Deciding to try Doan s
Kidney Pills, | obtained a supply at
Hesterly's Drug Store and found them
to be the remedy needed. The con-
tents of two boxes cured me-
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's-a and
take no other
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-05-05

business secrets away. but as
many people wonder how editors
get rich so quick. we give out
the following information, re-
marks the editor of the Paxton
Qll.) Register, hoping that
every one of the readers will not
take advantage of this and en-
gage in the newspaper business.
"A fellow terming himself
'Ganderbone's Forecast, located
at st. Louis, offers to furnish us
a lot of poetry and other silly stuff
if we will run an advertisement
in the Register each week.
"A fellow out West wants us
to run lot of advertising for
him for nothing, and if it brings
results he may become acustomer.
A gun firm wants us to run SIG
worth of advertising and then
send in $l0in exchange fora shot
gun. Such a gun would retail
at about Sc. For running SIT
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1911-05-05
FARMER WAS BAD PAY

Afarmer telephoned for a
doctor to come examine one OF
his farm hands, who protested
to be i'll. The doctor did so and
couldn t find anything the matter
with the man and so reported.
That was what thought, !"
said the farmer. The doctor
went back and asked the man in
bed: There is not the least
thing wrong with you; what are
you lying here for? Il know
it," replied the hired man, but
that man has not paid me a cent
in three months and | intend to
stay right here until he does pay
me-" Roll over and make room
for me-" said the doctor, for
he hasn't paid me anything for
three years.