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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
BridaePort LocaIs.


Mr.. and Mrs. John Evans and child
rem. or. Msssillion. are the guests OF
MIS-. Evans parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Orie Duncan.
Frank Rice, Of Holloway, was call
Ing on friends In town Monday.
Miss Fanny Fawcett. OF st. Glars
VILE Is the guest of relatives and
friends in town.
Rev w. G. White. OF Shadyside.
was In town Manday calling on
friends.
The many friends OF Mrs. Phoebe
Hill will be glad to learn that she Is
slowly improving at her home in
Brookside.
DR.. A. J. Heinlein was able to be at
his office Mandoy but is still very
YEA
County Infirmary Director Canbv
Griffen. OF St Clsirsville. was in town
Monday on business.
charles Frazier and John Fawcett
made a business trip to Mt. Pleasant
and Harrisville Monday.
The Bridgeport National Rank
building is being frightened with a
new coat OF paint.
The many friends OF !. Edward Fox
~ E+aA " ANsAl AlAdI ne Is TnuC n
improved and will not have q seige Of
pneumonia
Miss Virginia Troll. OF ST. Glars.
vile. Is the guest OF friends i'm town
briggs Beswick. who has been IN
with scarlet fever. is now GONZALES.
cent at bis home in Brookside.
Miss Jennie Hall. OF GAINESVILLE. is
visiting friends in town for a few
days.
Prosecuting Attorney w. V. Camp-
bell returned TO 81. Clairsyille Mon.
day.
The Wheeling Greek and Lansing
mines were both idle Monday on ac.
count or the b. d o. embargo against
lake coal
{. w. Appenzeller is making a
number OF Improvements to his resi-
dence in Kirkwood.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

Mr.. and Mrs. r. c. Boyd viii 90 TO
New Castle, Pa. today to spend sew.
eral days with their daughter Mrs. 8.
c. Gamble.
Mrs. George G. Ralston will enter.
tain the members OF the Whist club
this Afternoon at her home on North
Fourth street.
Conner Samuels has accepted a posi-
ton In one OF the mills on the South
side OF Pitsburg.
The many friends OF Mrs. Thomas
Jones will be glad 10 learn that she
Is recoyering from an operation per
formed some days ago.
John and Paul Donavan have re-
turned from New Kensington. Pa.
Dick Brokn, Jr.. and Mr. Patton are
home from q several days stay at
Morgantown, W. Va.
J. Edward Blackford of the News
left last evening for a few DAYS stay
at Washington. d. c.
J \ number from here will 20 10
Maynard today TO attend the funeral
OF the late Mrs. Iary Jane Apple
garth.
Charles Vollhart left yesterday for
Steubenville. where he expects to Sc
cure a position.
Thomas Hopkins has returned TO
Follansbee. after a visit with friends
in the city.
The ladies' Of the st. Mary's Catho-
lie church will give n euchre and
dance in the Elk's hall Wednesday
evening.
Glenn Faust has accepted n position
as baggage raster on the {. and p.
and will run out OF Steubenville.
! Miss Carrie Wod is home from sew.
eral months abroad
] Miss Iva Chambers OF Pittsburg. is
the guest OF Miss Laura Kratz. OF
Broadway.
William Faust left yesterday for
Cleveland. and John Faust returned 10
Akron.
II. p. Rank Of Mansfield formerly %
the Friedel and company store here.
is the guest OF friends in the city. and
IS here 10 attend the Knight Templar
conclave.
c. +. Duff yesterday cold lot in the
Springdale addition 70 Edward Nc
Aninch to John Neiman.
Rev. J. X. RAIDER will preach this
evening az the City Gospel Mission.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

The eleventh hour developed n
strong opposition IN what is regarded
by the people of Bcllaire az "a person.
81 attack on the members ~ the school
board. brought about by tho bond ls.
sue. on which the citizens viii vote 10.
day. Tho members Of tho CITY board
~ education are not such dccclvcrs
Of The public az The writer ~ n card
published in one ~ tho local papers
would have The clfizons believe. and
an attack on them does no' Justify the
argument that the buildings are not
needed. said a well known man laef
night The members of rho board arc
all known as tho best business mon
in Beilaire. and some OF them are
among tho heaviest taxpayers 'n tho
city Therefore if any ono should 90.
pose bond issue for school purpose.
tho men who pay tho largest tax would
DO fhe FIRST fo oppose d. DO REGARDED
tho article az biased and not condu.
Give to the best Interests of tho city
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

non committal. and Nelson Hubbard
mas refused absolutely 10 talk.
when an Intelligencer reporter
called Mr.. Hubbard by telephone last
night he declined 10 discuss a primary
election law. the legislature or any
thing else for that matter. Mr. Hub
bard seemed very much peeved when
me reporter insisted upon ascertain
ing his sentiments on the primary
election question and declared that
ne would not be interviewed upon
such matters out OF Office hours. The
reporter tried 10 learn when Mr. Hub
bard was going 10 Charleston. but in
that cndeavor. too he was unsuccess-
ful.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
LOCAL DELEGATES
OFF AT CHARLESTON
TWO OF THEM WILL SUPPORT
PRIMARY ELECTION BILL.
Nelson Hubbard EVades Reporter by
Declining Interview Out Of
Office Hours.

Ohio county's representatives in
the state legislature. with the excep-
ton OF Nelson Hubbard. are in
Charleston 10 attend the opening OF
the special session to-day. Delegates
Chester Whitman and Thomas Pad
den left last evening at 7.3O for the
capital city while Delegate Dr. Harry
Hubbard has been in Charleston since
Sunday Senator Julian G.. Hearne
was In the party that left last even
ing
Senator Hearne and Delegates
Whitman and Padden have openly de-
clared themselves as in favor OF the
adoption Of a primary election law.
but Dr. Hubbard has thus far been
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

Is there anything in all this world
that Is OF more Importance TO YOU
than good digestion Food must be
eaten 10 sustain lie and must be
dlEested and converted into blood
When the digestion fails the whole
body suffers. Chamberlain Tablets
are a rational and reliable cure for
Indigestion. They increase the flow
OF bile. purify the blood. strengthen
the stomach. and tone up the whole
digestive apparatus 20 a natural and
healthy action. For sale by all
dealers.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

A Sonnet.
At INST thought Il was an omsietts
That rseked me with such agony Of
But no.not cen welsh rarsbit could
Such heights OF torture. Temperate
j. and yet
/ suffer>d. Soothiy ! ana much form,
The previous night. save that perhaps
Some yictuai that was like to b. my
Yea. ! was sure twas .snethins
had Ell
Lobster r., Nay that agrees with me
ooose-nver patesf They don't bother
caytar7 Cochtans- Trufne.-rpuacat.;
what nOnsensei They were rood AZ
good could be.
Stop-aow I have 10, Yesterday ate
For breakfast. breakfast food Hence
nay sad state
Plenty Left.
Maria Cation doesn't really love
inches a big bluffer.
Tabby Cat-But didn't be swear
he'd give his life for you?
Maria Cat-Yes-one Of his lives
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
BELLAIRE
hedefer W. c. 7. v. 20 Hold Banquet
Ihursdsy EVenins-other News
Notes Of Beliaire.

The Rodefer womans Christian
Temperance Union will meet I'm tho
sunday school room Of the First "
r. church Thursday evening After n
orlet business session a banquet will
De served IN the dining room 10 Tho
winning side IN the membership con.
vest, glven by the defeated side A
toastmistress will preside. and tho fol
ioWins toasts will be- responded 10
our ORGANIZATION. Us Aims for 1911
ana 1872; "Our Loyalty Our Now
Members our Next Mayor" "Oyr
Brothers. tho Lawmakers az Corrr
ous. Only members Of the union will
ne eligible 20 the banquet
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Pleaded GUILTY

Charles Powell appeared before
Mayor Wassman Monday afternoon
and pleaded guilty 10 selling intoxi-
eating liquors IN violation OF the Rose
law. He was fined 500 and costs.
which he paid The charge was
brought on search and seizure war
rant sworn out by l.. J. Gratz. the
South Bellairc grocer.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Recital ara Mu,le,L

The choir n the shadyside Presbv.
terlan church will give "A recital sri
e. gafut1A1a RE1e=sS1uEz
wards paying for the new piano which
was recently purchased The pro
gram
Plano duet -
Vida Harvey and Lucille WcKoivev
Heading Betsy HoIden's Bur
giar ..-......... Mrs Jennie SLATER
.."a1ihk ....-.. ...... villa Ward
Muslc ......... Shadyslfe Gfee Club
Reading The Ministers Black
'.anoe ......... Mrs slater
Quartet Wen Have 10 Mortgage
the Farm .......
Vim. Embleton. Mirion Norman. LEILA
Wilson. Hannah Emhieion
r, i1nO 500 $500. ....... Villa ward
Dialogue The Little Soldier and
The Red Cross Maid"
Wayne Hinkie and Helen Wilson
heaaing ...-...... Mrs Lulu Wilson
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

Wheeling man was arrested by
Officer Lon Dunfee for exceeding the
automobile speed limit. He was taken
before Mayor Wassman. and 10 a plea
OF guilty was fined s. and costs.
which he paid
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Will Shoot We'll

tn" Machcy No. 3. well will be shot
This morning. and So is thought 10 will
make q paying gases. There Is con
siderable oil in the biz injun sand and
when Tho gas is played ont tho well
may make a pumpcr from this sand.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

A company couH1.rd OFF inrr1 re0-
rio have purchased the BOWLING .-
''tf in Poo opera hoIeo buld.nr. aaf
800. remodel fln room and m.E. .
number rf Improvement uarrr
'f"nrfn Iirr1c uiU i. lu charge o.
fhe alloys iu fhn ctIn.n-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

= committee composed OF Ncssrs.
Thomas Petty Elmer Reed. and War
WICK Murray have arranged to give
90 dance iu Elk's hal Thursday night
ora number from ont ~ fhc cify will
attend Ho1tfolfs orchestra will Turn.
irh fho music.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

l'r u ". narah and wife. Dr ! {.
Parr and wife lcft yesterday for Scio.
where lr. Darrah last night Inspected
tho Masonic lodge of that place. To.
.1y thov viii go 20 Cadiz and tonight
lr barrah viii inspect the Masonic
lodge there
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Plus Kid.

Mamma. when / say my prayers
tonight. may I pray for rain?''
"Of course. dear. But don't you
think we've had enough rain7"
Not quite. Jennie Jones is going
20 have a picnic tomorrow. aud
amt invited.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
start Repalrr Boon.

II is understood the repairs to the
local blast furnaces will be started
soon. and the entire plant will be
given a general overhauling which Il
Is said 70 need. The work Il is report
ed will take several months,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

number OF Tho local people ON.
pIoFod Boz Tho Laucbliu un plant arc
leaving thc city and looking for work
DO other mills. Several have written
hnck That work is scarce BOO aU the
mills
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Not Flnlshed.

me case Of Thomas Boich vs.. The
belmont Coal and Mining Company
Tor $4,000 damages alleged due for
Injuries sustained in the mine. was
started Monday In the common pleas
court. and will be finished some time
today. Mitchell and Mitchell are the
counsel for the plaintiff. and Gordon
Kinder for the defendants.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

ID. " Hayes. ~ Seymour. Ind. fa
Tho guest ~ relatives Boo BoIairo
Hakor Myers. Of efrnhrntIIfr has
returned homo after visit with his
brother. George NvcrH. and other rc'a.
tvre in This city
LEROY Wise. of WARRINGTON. pa has
moved hi7 family to Rock 5000 Tor the
summer
William Sch0ff ~ Teur't. who has
boon visiting relatives ln tho c.fy. has
returned home
Miss Marrarcf ffarlor. ~ Barnes
vile. ls visiting 30 ffo home OF vr
and Mrs Walter Murray. on Taliman
avenue
Miss Norma Amber entertained Tho
Young Ladies. Bible class OF fho Chris.
fian church af Dor home on Harrison
street I1ef evening
Almost anv person can read D..
'worn fho lines fhr source 1f fho or.
position AGAINST fhn school bond I.arr
u is Zoo lafo f0 protect arrr.f that
which fhe people having children off,
tending fho public schools hnva do.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Ordered TO Leave

The two women who INDUCED In a
night on First street Saturday night
were given hearing yesterday by
Mayor Long. one was fined and the
other was ordered to leave tho city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Never Henri IL.

How did you like the opera7"
Il don't know a thing about IL"
But you were there-I saw you
Yes but was In a box party"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
District ConxentIon.

The Home Missionary Society OF
the Methodist Episcopal church OF
the GAINESVILLE district. will hold its
annual convention In the First NJ. +.
church today. Delegates from all over
the district will DO present and an
interesting program has been pre-
pared.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
IcNsx %z5g M21

"W HEN a woman carries her
age well" says the Boarding
House Philosopher. you can gamble
that she's thrown about half Of It
away"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Received No Orders.

While the local commissioners Of
The pixies did not receive any instruct
Ions from the county commissioners
George Webb yesterday isued orders
10 collect no more toll after last even
Ing.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
Protected.

Highvayman-Your money or your
life,
Hibernian-An TIL money I have in
me clothes I've already paid 70 a
loife insurance agent Fire IL yez
darel
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

Piano duet
Vida Harvey and Lucille McKelvey.
Reading Why Miss Ann Maria
Simpson Never Married"
Mrs. Slater.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

lum and the commencement will be
Ihursday evening June LIST. Meisters
orchestra will furnish the music.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16

before Judge Charles ]. Lynch in the
common pleas court for next satur-
day, and Il will be n busy day in
court.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
JULIUS WE'LL
THE POPULAR STORE.

AMERICAN BEAUTY CORsETS
Are Correct In Design. Workman
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within reach OF all. Nothing a
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corset
AMERICAN BEAUTY cORSETS
bring out TO advantage the grace
ful lines and correct any figure i'm
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and comfort TO the wearer.
These corsets are enthusiastic
ally approved by millions or
women.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
MRS. TAFT Better.
president Receives Measuring News
Of Wfe's Condition.

WASHINGTON. May 15.-President
Tart received assurances from New
York late this afternoon that tho con.
dition 81 Mrs Taft had improved 30
much that she would be- able TO re-.
turn 20 Washington Thursday.
AZ a meetinr ~ wheeling Alumni
fraternity. ~ which Prof John M Birch
Nah o. member. the following resolution
was adopted
A TRrBuTE; NOT PHAIsE.
"f,rath's but 70 path
That must DO trod
II man would ever
Pass fo Cod"
80 must We view the death ~ our Beta
Irofhcr John 81 Birch 1fis ufra active
lIcH were wfI rounded. OFF, aa hIa char
h-fgr lio wac NOT teacher of mon. but
"f boys tn become mon. And II. work
vac wrll done. lic bad "a good m.nI hr
nature. ana 90 was made rIrh hv rfrfr
Nnd Doc laf Kindly heart fI1f made
Nfl loved hv 100 who knew hIu fu
.".einE backward lr years fr como un
VIII think ~ him ae brother f waa
5000 fo have kuoun ult Co fhIrk of
hin wfI lr fo m.aa HIw We feel f"Ht
tribute fn fHn memory OF our fr.rr| nuf
Win .t wo tender t0 Mra UIr.. emil In
I'Nr0 others ORD position fH wiHa Dim
oven more Cham we. OUT extreme al.r-
rHt'y
GEOUcr u D. GLcHgf-r.
fENEEE A TTFNN.
joins U WILSON
PRANK W Ntsu1rr
whoeunr w. va. vayis.t5ii. ~y.ier
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
The Great Problem.

please advise me"
"Well?"
Shall marry a girl who Is my
temperamental opposite and quarrel
with her the rest OF my life. OF shall
marry congenial soul and get
tired OF herr"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-05-16
G q q THE BEST
SPRING TONIC

Spring The when tho blood weakest. systems
responsive t ic demands If 10 the Of arpcts
Objection lack o energy, bodily fatigue and other systemic disturb
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ishmcrt and this only through pure blood
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end digestion aids and improves The appetite aud every way
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Music
Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-22
wIPINe OUT THE SPRUCE.

Charles F.. Hill of Madison, Me. who is one of the best foresters in the state. gives his opinion that at the present rate all the spruce in the state will be wiped out in half a century.
 As for the risbt of the wild land owners to do as they choose with their property, Mir. Hill pertinently denies the claim by the parallel: If own a house in these cities I have no right to set it on fire and thus endanger the property of my neighbors." Forest destruction does menace other prop erty. The injury 10 stream flow is no myth Says Mir. Hill:
 T have seen nearly all the streams and rivers in northern Maine lower in the past 25 years. l have seen great springs entirely disappear. There is not a river in Maine that has any where near as much water as it had 90 years ago They are all steadily low ering as the forests are swept away.
 Not only the spruce, but other trees. particularly the pines. are dis appearing There is but little left of the oldsrowfh pine. There are some fine tracts up in the Spencer region, but in a few years they will all be gone, and none will be left for seed. Maine's legislature must take hold of this problem, to preserve not only it's timber but its streams
Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-22
Bible Question Box Your Bible questions will be an- swered in these columns or by mail If sent to our Bible Question Box Editor.

Q.-ln the thirteenth chapter of the Gospel of John, the sixteenth verse, We read: "The servant is not greater than his Lord," and in the next chapter we find these words: "VeriIy, verify, say unto you, he that beIieveth on Me, the works that l do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because go unto My Father.' What are these greater works" and if the servant can perform greater things than his Master, does this not prove that the servant is the greatest?
 AnsWer-Our Lord during His earth ly ministry performedsa large number of miracles, healing the sick, awaken ing the dead, stilling the tempest, and changing the water into wine, etc. We are convinced that none of our Lord s followers have ever succeeded in ac- complaining greater works than these along the same lines. However they have achieved greater things along an- other line-namely, the spiritual one. All will agree that to heal the spiritu-
Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-22

The heavy gunning off shore has been ended and the announcement ing Of the Atlantic naval fleet has come to a close and the announcement of the records made are being looked forward to with exceeding interest for in naval circles the gossip is to the effect that some surprisingly good rec ords have been made. Scores of thou sands Of dollars have been sent up in smoke to perfect the marksmansssi D If the gunners. We do not decry the expenditure. There is no use in hay ing a navy unless 1t is efficient and H great point in efficiency is marksman- ship. In the day of battle it is sure to he thing which will allow our navy to give good account of itself It also has an economic value all it's own.
 The man behind the gun is of great importance and it is these surpris- ingly good records which disclose to the enemy what the peril is in an encounter. Good craftsmanship is the thing which tells for peace more effec- tively than any array of battleships, for that is what completes the effi- yiency Of all armam ment.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-22
JOHN L. SULLIVAN WON'T RUN
 FOR CONGRESS.

The democratic friends of John L. Sullivan have been trying to induce him to enter the political arena and run for congress, but Mrs. Sullivan is unfavorable and John l.. said to a reporter of the Boston Post: Nix; l don't intend to run for con- gress- Why, say, a congressman gets $20.000 for two years. I can make that in two months. and when l was fighting I'd wallop the guy who pro- posed purse of that size The monetary inducements did not seem to be alluring to him, but the interviewer in telling the public about it said:
 "The 'Roxbury Butcher Boy evil dently was ill at ease. It appeared that he wanted to say something, but
 his only reply would be that there was
 going to be fine shooting on his place
 little later. that there was great
 fishing in the brook that runs through -is place, that he was going to have
 q bunch of tue boys down 70 his place
 soon.
 The reason for this obvious evasion
 of important matters? Well, Mrs.
 John d. still was lowering about the
 table"
 This being true it shows Mrs. Sulll-
 van has a masterful influence over the
 former heavyweight champion.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-09-22
THE BULLETINS DAILY STORY
WANTED WORK

Ten centsi'' Suffering Caesar, have I lived to be insulted in such a man .ner, without possibility of redress? suppose there are men who will do without principle. The man who does the work should set the price, not the man who pays the money.
 When I was a young man I was standing one day in front of store, meditating upon the wrongs of the toilers in the vineyard, when pluto crat drove up to the curb and jumped eout of his chariot and handed me 10 cents and told me to hold his horse. He caught me unawares. so to speak. 1 hadn't eaten anything for three weeks, and I had a consuming thirst that called aloud for refreshments. I confess that at that moment 10 cents looked as big to me as Ferris wheel, and my breast was filled with emo tions of joy and gratitude. But, as I stood there on the curb, hanging on to that prancing steed, I began to realize that I was doing an ignomin- ious thing. Ten cents for wrestling with that horse, while the owner went into cigar store to blow twice as much for a cigar. Ten cents to en- dure the jeers and Scorn of the pop uIace.
 If ever a man looks silly, it's when he is holding a horse for somebody else He adVertises to the world that he is a menial. He publishes abroad d the fact that he is failure. He should receive $5 for such a stunt. As 1 pondered the matter I was at first humiliated and then enraged. and l finally let go of the horses bridle and permitted the animal to run away, feeling that 1 was doing something for the dignity of labor. l then went into a saloon to buy 10 cents worth of sbuttermilk and it was there the police found me, and rolled me on the floor and smote me with their weap- OTIS. Every time I stand up for prin- ciple I seem to get mixed up with the police which makes my crusade dis couraging.'
 Here comes a policeman now,'' said the citizen, "and you can outline the rest of your platform to him. Chi cago News.