Gilpin observer., 1911-02-23
OBSERVATIONS

Most people who believe in luck
are down on theirs.
Mind reading is an accomplishment,
but not always pleasure.
The best way to punish a girl is
to never take her to court"
To win prize through the efforts
of friend is usually hard luck.
1t takes a major operation to bring
out the best there is in some people.
If milk keeps going higher, there
will soon be another milky way in
the sky.
Stenography is responsible for a
loose regard for the laws Of pune
tuation.
A good way to get Information
about the milk business is to pump
the milk man.
Every cloud has silver lining and
you should train your eyes to discern
the lining first.
The cream Of the profits in the
milk business come from the water
that is put into it.
Who can name off-hand three well.
known living American poets? Not
all at once. please.
When everyone is satified, the re-
former finds business dull-but he is
usually pretty busy.
One Of the most certain signs of
intensive refinement is to be able to
eat corn off the cob gracefully.
There will come time when we
will all, go back to the land''-but
that Is not a popular movement.
Flying machines can yet take some
pointers from the birds in the latest
and most approved way of perching
and alighting.
A Chicago preacher says hell is
right here on earth. A person gets
that impression from a sojourn in
Chicago.
Carnegie has given 10 million in
the interests of peace-but will al
low none Of it to be disbursed in the
form Of alimony.
woman will keep after man
week to get him to do a job for her
and then stand around and show
him Just how to do it.
An eastern man figures that 9S
per. cent of the people are honest.
That explains satisfactorily why the
poor are always with US.
Too many Of us are cultivated too
much on the surface and produce
about the same as a piece of farm
land under like conditions.
The recent census statistics show
st. Paul to be fraction of per
cent healthier than Minneapolis. This
is what st. Paul has lived for.
A woman with an unpronounceable
and indivisible sections to her name,
says woman is part Of speech. The
A Wisconsin man was convicted Of
stealing 20-year watch. The Judge
gave him written guarantee to go
with 1t that is warranted to wear.
Mr.. Bryan says he has no inten-
tion OF becoming candidate for the
presidency in 1912. There seems to
be no inclination to compel him to
force 1t onto himself.
An Indiana preacher was given
60-acre farm for preaching short SER
mons. The following Of this practice
will make Pack to the Land" a
popular cry.
The first time newly married mar |
sees his wife prepare her hair for |
bed he begins to wonder why any
woman would marry a man who is
80 easily gullcd.
Butter worth soc to 40c a pound 10
made from the same milk as grease
worth 4c a pound. and the same
quantity is necessary for one as for
the other. There is a moral in this
fact.
The only way to keep boys and
girls on the farm or In tho home is
to make the farm Or homo life so
pleasant that no force or persuasion
is necessary to achieve the end do.
sircd.
A scientist makes tho statement
that YOU can take bee In your
hand and It can not sting you as long
as you hold your breath. But We pre-.
sumo that when the bee sits down
he Just naturally slu:ozes the breath