Arizona republican., 1911-01-08
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning an Industry Which Seems
to be I.anguishing)

81 see by tn Papers" seq My Paw"
at a Collidge Perfesser SEE at by tn
Yeer of Our Lord 2O15 Anna Domino,
they won't be no more Babies Per-
doosed in this Country an at our Sup
ply then will have to be Imported from
France where tn Baby Industry has
been fallin' off fer some Yeers but
promises to Look up some in the next
Cenchury SOS at France'll be the
Worlds Headquarters fer Projenies.
This herePerfesser SEE at he amt
maxim no Wild Cess at it but at he's
Arrived at his Conclooshun by a
Mathematical Calcylashun an figgers
don't never lie.
TT seems TO me at tn Sitooashun
is an Alarmin' wun an somethin' ort to
be done about it but tn perfesser SEE
at he's got Solushun reddy. He
studded ii out as soon as he lernt
how tn Amerrycan Race was a runnin'
down at tn Heel. He asts COngrous
to pass a law Penshunin' tn Mothers
Of this Country accordin' to tn Size
of tn Family. He seq it won't be no
moo Precedence. This government has
been Penshunin' its Soljers an Salers
fer savin' tn Nashun an as tn only
hoap of Preservin' this here Republic
lays in tn Mothers o tn Country, it
STAINS to Reeson at they ort to be
Penshuned.
This note of Alarm an tn Remidy
fer il was sounded by tn Perfesser at
a winners Meetin' in Chicago a Cup
pie of Week ago. All tn Ogience agreed
at they was Crate Grouns fer
tn Alarm but Opinyun was holly Di-
vided about tn Remidy, Wun woman
which had a Family of ten children
SEE tn Remidy is a good wun, an at
tn Penshuns should be on a Scail of
some kind SOS at Merritt should be
Rewarded according TO tn Amount of il.
'Anuther woman which had only wun
chile sed she was agin any SIGH dis
criminashun which was Contrary to tn
SPIRIT of our Government. She sed
about War Penshpns at tn Soljer
which had Killed a Duzzent Rebles
didn't git no more Penshun AN tn Sol
jer which had done his level best to
kill 'em. Penshuns fer Wimmen. she
seq, ort to be distributed fer Good
Intenshuns Ruther'n fer Multitood of
Acheevence. She didn't believe at
they should be no SIGH Public Recog-
nishun of tn Mother of a Litter as
against tn poor Mother which had
only jist wun Offspring to offer to tn
Sensus Taker.
'Th' meetin' got divided so Warm
about tn Penshun System, some of tn
Wimmin Raisn Objeckshuns an Parry
soils aginst tn other Wimmin which
had spoke of their Househol Pledges of
Hoap as Litters' an 'Broods,' at tn
Perfesser sed at this here Penshun
system was wun which could be agreed
on Later. He sed he wasn't Advocatin'
either tn Graded or tn Flat Scail. All
he ment to do was to give Ruff Out
line of a PROGENY Penshun System
without goin' into no Detales. He sed
he was Holy Disintrusted. He didn't
expect to Derive no Revynoo frum
eether System, not bein' no Mother
ataIl, an so he'd leeve It to tn Ladies
to settle Amongst theirselfs.
/ asst my Paw which system he
favored most an he Replize "Of coarse
If we haft take Wun of EN- I'm fer tn
Flat Scail fer we amt got nobody but
you to draw a RevynOo on. But it's
Plane at it's up to tn Government to
do sOmethin' about it. It's been Per-
tectin' an Encurridgin Infant Indus
tries ever sence / can remember an
accordin' to tn Perfesser's Figgers
here's tn Industry of Infunts at
needs some Stimulashun.''
LITTLE JAMES.