The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1911-11-09
by Y. c. RUSSELL.

VI SEo "LH-IEom tHe SHINY, spine
less jelly fish, TO the personifed
Grandiloquence, h magnificent den.
tai dispIay-the stupendous Noise
chair-thc GROWING climax; the
quintessence; the finished product,
the cap-sheaf of intellectual gran.
dcnr-the Eureka of Evolution.
Nan differs from the ordinary
beast, in his ability to reason in
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. effect TO
cause, thence back, back. 4nntil nina
strikes the stumbling block of the
aecs-the e FIRST CAUSE.
Who're min wilirls in the maelstronl
of the Observation-Disclosures UN-
KNOWN AND UNKNOWABLE. Nan,
scientifically considered, consists or
n combination OF carbon, hydrogen,
oxygen nitrogen and natural gas
principally gas. This combination
or s~ubstantialS. etners and liquids,
IS called protein-only found in liv-
ing bodies Tho above clements,
Joined with Il large proportion of
water from The chief constituents
OF a substance which. in its primary
state, is called protopIasm. When
lman arrives at the goose age-When
he is evoluting his voice from tenor
to bass-he is liable 10 add beer
II cigarettes to the protein, T.
this plays the devil with the proto-
Dlasm. and should be avoided.
Living matter,-which may include
the Board of Affairs-depcnds upon
moisture in the performance OF the
activities of being. which may in
part account for the constant irriga-
ton INDUCED in by q majority OF
IN n lyiyl n,,I r. ~
great first cause of the Prohibition
Party and tho attendant salaries and
the clamor for official positions.
Ten p%erature in a proper degree is
q necessary condition of life: more
or less heat may destroy life alto
Sether by breaking up the molecular
structure on which life depends. In
consequence of this we'll known
inherent truth, mankind keeps tho
atloat, as Il matter of safe
~, by i~ndulging in copiouS draugnts
OF cooling brew. The first account
We have Of man, was given to us by
Il fellow of the name Moses, who
was born 2433 years after the Gre
alton OF Adam, lived to be 12O years
old. and passed in his checks Just
1853 years from the alleged begin
ming. Tho accuracy OF tic history,
from zero to his own day, detailing
the most minute events, of a Deriod
covering over twenty-five hundred
years-centuries before writing was
invented-is certainly a remarkable
achievement Moses, has Edward
i5elia1ny beaten TO Il frlZzlc. in the
science of looking Backward" Bel
lamy, in Imagination only, looked
backward less than one hundred and
1 Nn nj VT NO ,s. ,,1 ,.A., IL - -
imnGininGs in a york of communistic
probability based OIL a purely scien-
tile possibility, which can he taken
seriously or not-as the reader
pleascs. Moses must have been
c~lairvoyant and clairudicnt. with
m"cdiumisti power moro thoroughiy
developed than is to be found else
whcr" within tho entire n of re-
corded history: or how else could
lie have obtained his data? The
PROBABILITY is. that Moses had fully
as great medinmistic power as the
Woman of Endor,' who raised tho
spirit of Samuel. and thereby, set
tied tn" hash for saul. Turning the
light Of modcrn analysis on this an
cient story, we conclude, thai after
Alan was made, out Of mud, he
was aid in tho sun to dry out. Ar.
l'r the pi;tStlc material had arden
cd. and the Sun-crackS had beer mi
Yea over. he was clectriciicd with
ne ana put to work under a 'limii-
cd contract being a tenant at
VIII, subject to removal. from the
patch, ut the pleasure of the land
lord. During Il dcep sleep, one OF
mis- ribs wa removed and n beauti-
lhl woman made thcrcfrom-by a
process which is one of the lost arts
Eve, as the new girl was callcd-bc-
ing made in the cool of the evening
violated one of the most essential
conditions of the contract. and there
by got herself and hubby in bad.
q they were put i'll possession
OIL this truck farm. they were told
mat hey were welcome to all the
vegetables and fruits. except the ap-
pies which grew on the Maiden's
blush. which were reserved. Now
Eve had nibbled from Rhode island
Greening; Sunny Sweets: Rome
beauties: and finding them. each and
an, delicious, concluded she would
chance a shot on the Naiden's Blush.
she plucked one, pierced it's blush
ing side with her pearly tushos. ana
was thrilled with magnetic cxalta-
non and ecstatic e~xhilcration; she
New on the wings OF love, to her
frst man and gave him to eat there
of-and for this "breac- of trust,
they were both bodily fired from the
pat"A. me man "a sullen, and
SAID SCttG ycCC that mo ..1fdn'+ c,r,