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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
HE Biggest Failure.

John Jacob Astor was asked one day
what was the largest amount Of mon
ey he had ever made in one trans
action. This he declined to answer,
but said that he would tell the largest
sum that he failed to make. With
De Witt Clinton and Gouverneur Nor
ris. he said. he had planned to buy
Louisiana from France and to sell It
to the United States government, re-
tanning the public domain and charg-
ing 2ha per cent commission. They
changed their minds and Mr.. Astor
said that he lost s30.0oO.0oO by failing
to go into the deal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
DAVID oARRlCK.
The Great Actors Art and His Wife's
Ruffled Feelings.

The Great Actors Art and His Wifs's
Rufflsd Feelings.
Mrs. Garrick's admiration OF her
husbands dramatic talents was In
tense, and on his great nights she
would hang over her box next the
stage in rapturous delight. The one
flaw in her idol, she claimed. was
taste for low life. for which she blamed
him greatly, insisting that he loved
better to play Scrub to low lived
audience than one of his superior char
acters before an audience OF taste.
On one particular occasion she was
in her box in the theater when Car
rick's impersonation Of Richard III.
was applauded to the echo. In that
day farce followed the tragedy Of the
evening. and as Mrs. Garrick rose to
leave before 1t her husband came to
the box to say he had some business
in the greenroom which would detain
him, 80 most unwillingly the lady was
obliged to acquiesce and remain
through the closing entertainment.
This proved to be a comical series OF
laundering adventures which had be-
fallen a countrymaD who had left bis
farm to see London and on bis return
gave his neighbors an account Of the
wonders he had met.
This Characterization was received
with such peals Of applause that Mrs.
Garrick, ever jealous Of her husbands
fame. began to think it rivaled those
lately lavished on Richard III. Der
feelings were nearly worked up to fe-
yer heat when she was attracted by
the frantic efforts Of her little spaniel
dog to overleap the balcony that sepa-
rated him from the stage, when she
Immediately became aware of the truth
that the actor was Garrick and ex-
claimed, "strange that dog should
know his master when the woman who
loved him best in the world could not
pierce his disguise"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
THE PARTHEN0N.
Il Was the Most Beautiful EdtAeo
Ever Erected by Man.


Ever Erected by Man.
The Parthenon on the Acropolis at
Athens. the most beautiful edifice ever
erected by the hand of man. was
wrecked by a Venetian bomb on Sept.
Is. 1857.
When the sun rose on the morning of
that evil day the finest building on
the finest site in the world stood ar.
1ayed in all its glory. just as it did
when Pericles received it from the
hands of dts divine architects and
builders, just as it did when Plato and
Socrates gazed with wonder upon Its
simple majesty. and when that days
sun went down the glorious temple was
a wreck. its majesty dismantled. Its
beauty marred forever.
This wonderful building, even In 1T
ruins. has charmed the world for 60
ing on three centuries. and while those
ruins endure they will continue theil
hold upon the artistic sense of man
kind
The master artists Of the nationt
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
News Of Genius.

News Of Genius.
Many Of The men whose names We
rsvere today in science, art, literature
and poetry suffered from emotional
disturbances, resulting in nerve storms
or outbursts Of mental violence, which
can only be described a. superacute
mania. The poet Cowper had strong
suicidal tendencies, yet he wrote John
Gilpin" when suffering from intense
melancholia. Shelley had an insane
ancestry, and at Elton he was called
mad Shelley" Charles Lamb had to
be placed in an asylum, and his sister
Mary stabbed her mother to the heart
while insane. Wordsworth and his
sister Dorothy are almost parallel to
Charles and Mary Lamb. At the age
Of thirty Coleridge was broken down.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
Fancy Pricaa In 1919.

A tourist lately on the Pacific slope
picked up menu used in 1S49, when
California was the mecca Of gold min
ers The items and prices in that wild
country ran as follows: Bean soup,
ST.; hash, low grade. IS cents: hash,
1S carat. 81: beef. plain, 81; beef. with
one potato. S1.15: baked beans. plain,
Is cents; baked beans. creased, 81;
two potatoes. so cents: two potatoes,
peeled. IS cents: rice pudding. IS cents
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
Valuo q oooQ Breathing.

V0bUO " ~ OTO0SUsUUs
Writing on the ouDdvAtion Of phys
ical fitness in the Herald Of the Golden
Age, Eustace Miles says that those
who have mastered the art Of deep
and full breathing are thereby enabled
to master their emotions-they can
overcome pain and secure control Of
the mind and of the circulation Of the
blood. The control Of the breathing
prevents one from becoming hurried
and durried, and one acts lelsurely.
although not laxily. Breathing can DO
adapted to various needs-for instance,
IN producing warmth or the opposite
eRect-or one can breathe in order to
become more sensitive. In fAct, the Ill
round value Of deep and full breath
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02

D6ssassl6n Of the TURKS, was 6e3iege1
by the Veneuans, and a bomb from
one of their guns falling through the
roof Of the Parthenon, in which the
Turks had stored a lot Of powder, left
it the ruin 4 has ever since remained.
Rev. T. B. Gregory In New York
American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02

and he dfeu q wfC0K ut sKy-tWo.
southey came Of an insane stock. The
mother of Richard Brinsley Sheridan,
the dramatist, died demented at forty
two. Pope was deformed and rickety.
and Keats was neuopathic to his fin-
ger tips Byron's mother was unbal.
anced, and 30 was his maternal grand
father.-London Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02

I'M cannot be 6vefeSt1mated. OF all
physical practices this is the first and
foremost and one that can be regu-
lated without being in the least con-
spicuous. If you have learned how to
breathe deeply and fully people may
not suspect it-they only notice that
you are calm, poised and good tenn
pered
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
The Privilege Of Wealth.

The Privilege Of Wealth.
THAT man is getting to be regu-
lar customer here"
Yes. and be must be multimillion-
aire"
why so. Mayme?"
He amt afraid to ask to see some
thing cheaper If he feels so incliled."
-Pittsburg Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
tn Sort.

IBID Jerry ever tell you the time
when he made his opponents bottle up
their wrathT'
yes: it's a corking story."-Balti:
more American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
Turn About.

stella-When you are engaged you
tell him that he must economic Bella
And after you are married he tells
You that you must.-Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
why is Tlhi@?

The mail order houses always telling about their
goods Their advertising before the customers Bar
gains attract your money offers you They
give you chance forget they ready to sell
thing you need prices They advertise continually
persiste regularly and forever it. You can't help but
think of them when you want to buy.
actually 81 print hes catalog and 81
mail These firms consider worth $2 more just to
place caogs homes They sent out by hundreds of thou
sands Millions of dollars spent for advertising The farm
pers used good copy regularly the big magazines let
mailed and all agricultural carry big ads in each is
They depend entirely advertising In other way is it
possible for them to gain customers They do millions OF dol
lars worth of business each year. All won by advertising
These firms will spend several dollars gain single customer
think nothing of it, postal card will bring by return
mail that big costly caaog They will follow with advertising
egukeep right after you They don't hesitate about cost of
adveng gets them the business For 1910 of those firms
declared 100000 900 profits made solely by advertising
they work against great disadvantage They can't show the
goods you their word for it. You can't exchange
Sizes goods off coor except by paying high freight rates
and waiting month"; writing several letters, much bother and
noyance When you the order you without
choice.
Their appeal in cold type questions answered. coors
shown material examined qualities compared exchanges posi-
b Furniture what you expected from the caaog shoes do
not 6t the suit be shoddy ewey made Of thin plates and
books pasteboad Either take them express charges
fuss for month"; and take the settlement they the
usual way of making it good
They make good yes But with slow, aggravaing of time,
patience and money The smashed goods by the railroads. packages
lost in transit freight overcages with drayage from the depot
all be considered Even if they anxious make good,
Slow unpleasant process Most the time pretty afr
could have bought home for rs less
and when you get ung you simply out Usually keep
quiet and take your medicine
No money gets back No. for good
paid schos up churches supported
paved lighted by money of town Charity never
assisted source 1t doesn't help maintain law making
your safe place live 1t does not building the
making better place to live No the community
will ever receive benefit indirect from this money It's
gone
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
Not In .Uso rhore,

For a college graduate you don't
seem to know such horsy slang"
"Sir, am a graduate Of q college Of
veterinary surgery Chicago Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02
Quick Conclusion,

Il see that one convict fatally as
saulted another
"They must have some bad men in
that penitentiary."- Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02

Depends.
Ted-Would you marry girl who
sued you for breach of promise? Ned
That would depend on whether she
won the suit.-Philadelphia Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02

Life without laughing. u q dreary
blank.-Thackeray.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-11-02


it easy for them buy Keep them constantly reminded of
make good Offers talk quality and invite their trade they will
know you have it and buy of you.
The reach your logical trade territory almost nothing
The Tribune your selling message thousand hum
ded and fifty readers for penny nc Think of 1250
possible customers asked buy goods for only This
great rich field and wonderful trade building possibility your
ideal trade territoryand practically No place the
state can reach so many people with this low cost
You gain and hold your old-for little The
Tribune absolutely blankets Bismarck of Mandan-and
the Missouri Slope like sunshne the
line we'll represented Down the Mott line very
strong north Baldwin, Washburn and Mnot have
tem the N Mckenzie Driscon Steel logical
territory selling should reach daily You have unlimited
trade possibilities this rich and uneveoped field It's your trade
by giving it the proper attention.
You have thousand selling advantages any outside firm
You show the goods You ofme acquainted with the
toner and explain the merits of goods He have
choice of materials examine Them select coor fit Sizes You
soay make good or exchange goods without question You
may give him credta great favor he cannot get away
Local customers have freight dayage overcarge
pay He does wait month for delivery Goods
smashed wrecked broken Anything O. K will be made
right oncewout long correspondence He exchange the
wrong size off color without time These favors
his trade if you just keep him reminded regularly
People have troubles and quickly forget about goods often
know of bargain sye unless you tell them If
onehalf the regularity advertising and give half the
effort keep before trade there will be
away because any would rather buy home you'll give
him chance He prefers goods delivered at his home rather than
the depof but show him he buy here reasonable
You hold all this trade by doing they doadveise Ad
vertse regularly big but keep at it. small ad run
regularly what builds business People quickly forgeyou must
constantly remind Them Seeing your ad regularly will people
naturally you and this money away will be
home help support the where should be- and our
Schools churches Streets and industry here Will receive
benefit making richer and better town and community
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
WILL TRIM DOWN ESTIMATES ron HAWAII
As PART OF DEMOCRATIC ECONOMY PLAN

amounts for Hawaii that can be re-
duced viii be reduced. The largest
items viii be in the navy estimates for
Pearl Harbor.
Judge Sidney Ballou has returned to
Washington. ms Ballou is now with
him here. They viii soon move into
a house On Connecticut avenue. close TO
Florida avenue and in very desira ble
residence section.
The commission firm of Lawrence &
Co.. which handles the products of sew
eral cotton and wooden mills in New
England, has fled a complaint before
the Interstate Commerce Commission
1t IS directed against the Boston and
Maine and the New York, New Haven
and Hartford Railroad and claims the
rates on certain classes of cotton and
WOODEN goods from those mills. on con
Segment to Hawaii via the Hawaiian-
american steamship lines are unjust.
The case will be heard in due season
by the Interstate Commerce Commission
There is no through joint rate for such
shipments and the Boston firm alleges
that they are charged more than the
local rate over the defendant lines.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
sHINGLE JOINS IN
HEI1ESS' ACTION

There was another side to the recent
action begun by Mary Beatrice cam7-
bell Beckley against Cecil Brown, H. n
Won Holt and A. y. Campbell, trustees
Of the estate of the late james Camp
bell, for an accounting, presented before
Judge Robinson yesterday.
In the original suit a plea in abate-
ment was put in by the defendants and
this was sustained by the supreme court.
The plea stated that the plaintiff being
under age could not sue. Yesterday
she complaint WAS amended by the adj
diti0n 81 the name Of Robert " shin.
gle, as next best friend, and be fled .
bond Of 100000, As he Is nov also
guardian.
The ease win come mp before Judge
Robinson this morning.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
BY Ernest C. Walker.
mail Special to The Advertiser. )

WASHINGTON, September 15.-GOv-
ernor Frear's annual report has been
received at the department of the in
terror 1t will not receive Secretary
Fisher S attention for several weeks
yet. He is still absent from Washing
ton and will be at his desk very little
till along into October. In the mean
time the report will be put into type
at the government printing Office and,
very likely, the proofs will be sent out
to Honolulu for the Governor S inspec,
tion and for any emendations he may
wish to make.
Tho preparation of annual estimates
is now under full swing in the depart
ments. These win include numerous
items for Hawaii, as usual Many of
the estimates win be of routine char.
acter, however, and on the whole the
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29

HIWuHB MOB BUYS
D. s. sTEa Stuck

NEW YORK. septsniber az-F5i5
scenes occurred On 1hs stoek exchange
Yesterday when TINTED srzaas Ezsa
Corporation Stuck iBseana ae1iva- gslaa
beHrs are heavy lnsarB.
During the first hai5z hor- altar -fhs
opening s87a,0u0 worth OF FMS z1ual.
chHnged hands und i was thau 1l1at 1ils
bears lost, but II the uffsruu7n .ssIilsssl
control Oh the mHrizat
Almost all dHv the dnur Of 1hn *
change ana the Curl were aumiz11ztaa flz-
howiing nub ni brokers. Hhs iaza
sales 5ur the day were 81 .Z26,5 u mn
stock alone
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
RESOLUTION OF PROTEST TO Be TAKEN
UP At CIVIC FED MEETING At NOON

The first formal protest to be voiced
by city organization in support of
the protest of the board of health re-
garding the recently received order
from Surgeon General Wyman for the
local quarantine officers to disregard a
part of the regulation safeguarding the
port from possible infection with mala-
rial and yellow fever viii be passed
today at the meeting of the civic fed
Grafton members in the public service
association rooms, King street, called
for half-past twelve o. clock. This meet
ing is being held under the call of the
health committee of the federation aud
members and the public generally are
invited to be present and vote upon the
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
IBERAN CONSUL STARTS INVESTIGATION
into ALLEGED MISTREATMENT OF SPANISH
(Mail Special to The Advertiser.)

Mail Special to The Adyertiser.)
HILo, September 25.-The case OF
an assault on Spanish laborer on
the Pahala plantation, which is alleged
to have occurred short time ago, is
ON the way to lead to rather unusual
complications. Already has diplomatic
action been taken, the attorney.gener
ais department is on the qui vive, and
finally the county authorities are get
ting busy. The facts of the case are
best explained in the text of a letter
which has been received by County
Attorney Beers, from Deputy Attorney
General Sutton, as follows;
Mr.. Canavarro, the consul for
Spain and Portugal, has requested
us to secure what information we
can ascertain concerning certain in
iuries received by one Carbonero
TrigO, a laborer at Pahala planta-
tion, On September 10. y
The facts as the consul has them
are very meageT. Apparently this
man Trigo was mauled aud beaten
mp by the luna and upon protest
being made by several of his fell
low eoantrymen, all Of them we're
discharged, and ne they are In
mnager circumstances they ear not
afford 10 retain counsel 10 assist
them 70 secure whatever rights may
be due them. We would like, II
possible, 10 have yoB investigate
the facts, and II yea ana that THgn
vas assaulted by the luua. = have
hm prosecuted, and - any rate
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
GIRL CHARGED WITH
POISONING SISTER

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana, septem-
Der 2s.-Miss Annie Crawford has been
arrested here charged with causing the
death Of Der sister Elise Crawford by
poisoning to get her life insurance
The authorities ure investigating the
suspicious circumstances Of the death Of
smother sister, Mary Crawford her
father and her mother, al Of whom
hive died suddenly within fifteen
months
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
SUSPECT
BACK IN TOWN
IN Custody Of U. $. Marshal Is
Baned Out for si5o0-rhe
Trial Saturday.

W. ~ Smith. otherwise called ~ b.
Smith. who " also Norman y. Smith
aud y y. smith, who was rcccntlt I'M
dicied by the grand Jury, returned TO
Honolulu yesterday by the Matson liner
lIouolulan from san Francisco In com.
pany with Deputy u. 8. Marshal b. r..
Towle and guard, NJ C. Elliott. He
was met by Deputy U. 8. Marshal Sher.
wood at the quarantine grounds, and
taken in custody, in connection with an
indictment Of having Struggled opium
into the Territory.
He was taken to Marshal Hendry's
office, and Attorney T.. NJ. Watson was
soon in attendance on him. In the
mean time he waited in the Office for
the necessary initial formalities 60 be
gone through. EARLY in the afternoon,
he was before Judge Clemens. AS he
was under indictment by the grand
Jury, there was no need to take him
before the commissioner, as the matter
of fixing bail or arraigning him was for
Judge Clemens.
District Attorney Breckons appeared
for the federal authorities. The pro.
ceedings before Judge Clemens were
brief Smith had been indicted for a
violation of Section of Act of Febru-
airy 8, 1909, namely, unlawfully import
ing opium, Bail was fixed at $500,
and the matter was continued until sat.
urday morning when Smith will come
up for arraignment.
There was long delay in getting
hondsmen, and Smith sat in the mar
shal IS office until just on four o'clock
before Farm Cornn and Lam On were
secured. In the mean time, he sat and
TALKED with Attorney Watson, but he
was i'll at case, for everyone that APP
preached the office awakened an inter
est in Smith Apparently he was apx-
ious TO have the preliminary matters
settled up. Eventually, the matter was
settled to the satisfaction of all. and
Smith win come up again on Saturday
morning.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
PREFERENCE RIGHTS
WORTH PAYING FOR

Preference rights to wharves under
the direct control OF the harbOr com
mission win have a value of 5000 a
month to each of the large companies
which now enjoy the privilege OF dock.
ing their steamers at certain Wharves
where they have the right Of way over
other vessels, II the idea of the mem.
bers prevail. Mr.. Campbell had dis,
enssed the matter with some Of the
agents and they had stated that pref.
eFenee right was worth aomething TO
them. The steamship companies IN.
volsed Hould be the Pacific Nail. Nat.
son. Oceanic, InteF.fsland. Canadian.
ApliTailan ana Igyo Kiaea Kaisha.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
cHlNAMAN IN TROUBLE.

Wong Mai faces two criminal charges
which he will answer to in the district
court this morning, it being alleged that
he not only robbed the living, but also
the dead. The first charge is that of OBJ
tanning money under false pretenses, he
being said to have collected large
amount of cash from fellow-countrymen
to send to n widow and child of dead
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29
GREETED
WITH ENTHUSIASM

LEAKENwgRTH, KANSAS, ssutum-
Der "a reaiaeln Tar ssaztaraav .sJssliss
IN TuIaisn before must arfiusiaEtls
audience. 1t arrived IL fms cry iaEt
evening and 1BnHv lEazes 1a1 8 taur b
lBwn and tine I'm West
Ia Iowa 4odaV fiie 1,HaEiaH1If WI
slseak from ms tram n uuuai 4iEzEs
l'enlsnn, Bur1 Dodge. Webster rz
Iowa Fails ana HIsaHd Tie uIgu At
NHtarloo.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1911-09-29

resolution TO be offered
lerley /. Horne, chairman Of the
health committee, viii preside and the
resolution viii be offered BY Doctor
Hobby. Those residents who may fail
to appreciate the situation faced by
the community are urged 10 be present
N this meeting to listen 30 the discus
sion. which Doctor Hobby viii lead
Following the action Of the civic fed.
GRAFTON, the chamber Of commerce and
the merchants association are expected
to act As yet no reply has been re
ceived BY Doctor Ramus to the protest
forwarded TO the Washington authnI-
titles by him on request Of the local
board of health.