The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-11-07

IDENTIFY the preachers church isn't in
need of funds just as present.
900
Everythings on the jump in Frog
Lane.
600
Advice to the lovelorn, by Miss But
tina Fullatax.
Miss Fullatax answers correspond
ence, giving free advice to Star read
ers on matrimonial and other sub
iects)
My Dear Miss Fullatax: am a
young American girl, twenty years of
age, and am contemplating marriage
with a German gentleman consider
ably older We both love each other
very dearly, but I fear that our mar
ried life could not be happy because
of one disagreeable obstacle. My in
tendant is dearly fond of limburger
cheese, and eats it at every meal,
while I cannot tolerate the stuff, its
very odor making me faint. AS he
absolutely refuses to give up eating
the cheese, don't you think that under
the circumstances I had better break
our engagement? Couldn't you give
me some advice in regard to this mat
ter, as it has nearly broken my heart?
Yours in distress,
l~-Tv MATILDA n
Answer-It is indeed too bad that
you have such an aversion to limbur-
ger cheese, as I have always consid-
cred it a most palatable article Of
diet, especially when caught fresh
However as you seem to object to
it, I wouldn't advise you to marry
the gentleman until you have become
accustomed to its odor. Don't break
the engagement. but secure a room
near the fertilizer works for a few
months, and. after living there
awhile, try again and see if you don't
find the odor of limburger less dis
agreeable. After a limited residence
near the fertilizer works I feel GER
tain, dear child. that you will come
to think that limburger is quite fra
grant and aromatic.
00S
Notes from the Society Swim:
Society is all agog over the luau to
be given in Pauoa valley tomorrow in
honor of the cooks and oilers of the
golfers in port. and which promises
to be an extremely swagger affair.
The catering is being looked after by
the steward of the Conservatory Club.
and this fact has sent bids to the
luau to a soaring premium
o o .
Pat Gobbles. who arrived in Homo.
lulu by the s. S. Honolulan recently,
comes at the behest of the Tramps
Union Of San Francisco, No. 4-11-44.
to investigate the free lunch condi-
tons in Honolulu. Mr.. GobLles ex-
poets to have completed his sampling
by the time the S. S Sierra leaves for
the Coast, and if his unlikeness to a
bundle of bananas isn't detected by
those in authority aboard the steamer.
he will return by that vessel to make
his report to headquarters.
600
Secretary Dood, of the Commotion
Committee, whose zeal in the adver-
Using of Hawaii is a household word,
personally conducted Mr. Pat Gobbles
along the cocktail route during the
latter's tour of investigation as rep
resentative of the Tramps' Union of
San Francisco. No. 4-11-44, and the two
listened to the appetizing hiss of the
four o'clock hot dog at the Colonel's
old place, and partook of some prime
head-cheese in Host Bollman's snug
little resort opposite the police sta
ton.
600
Swat the mosquito; that's what's
what!
A black hand bag was lost on PHI
koi street A reward is offered for its
return to No. Cottage Grove.-Daily
Paper.
This is the first intimation of the
presence of the hated Malta in our
fair city.
LOST HOPE.
Visitor F,VprVhOdV'S going to