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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13
xtLLtAr1SoN

cupying a prominent position against
the farther wall A swivel chair
stood beside II. and across its back
hung what appeared to be a sui. of
clothing. | saw no other signs of hui
man occupancy.
Convinced that the apartment was
deserted. and discovering no different
means OF egress, l crossed the room on
tiptoe, and peered cautiously out into
the hall 1t was not a pleasing pros
pect to one in my predicament The
lower portion. Judging from the in
cessant hum of voices. was filled with
people, who were either unable to
find place within the crowded BALL
room, or els preferred greater retire
ment for conversation Even the wide
stairway had been partially pre-
empted, young lieutenant. as |
Judged from his shoulderstraps. sit
ting Just beneath the landing. whis-
pered eagerly into the attentive ear
OF a pronounced blonde who shared
the broad carpeted step with him
drew back noiselessIy. 70 figure
out the situation and determine what
was best for me to attempt. 1t would
be sheer madness to venture upon a
passage TO the front door, clad as |
was in travelworn gray uniform; 70
rush through that jam was impossible.
II were to wait until the dance was
concluded the later hours Of the night
might indeed yield me somewh hat
clearer passage. yet it was hardly
probable that the house, used as
knew IL 10 be for q military prison.
would be left unguarded Besides,
such delay must absolutely prevent
my getting beyond the Federal picket
lines before daybreak. and would
hence render valueless the news
sought to bear 20 Lee.
l moved to the only window and
/ glanced out; it opened upon the bach
! of the house and presented q sheer
| drop to the ground. At the slight
1 noise of the moving sash a sentry
/ standing at the corner glanced III
/ suspieiously Evidently each side OF
/ the great building was abundantly pro
teeted by patrols.
Something had to be attempted, and
+ at once The room ! was in bore un
/ questionable evidence OF recent occu
pancy. and at any moment might b'
| re-entered My searching eyes fel
| upon the aSticles OF clothing cArelessl!
folded over the chair-back | piekeC
up the garments one by one and tool
them out: they composed the new uni
form OF colonel of artillery. anI
y ere resplendent with bright red fac
ings and a profusiea of gold braid
With all my soul loathed the though
Of disguise. and especially the hate,
uniform OF the enemy. Il was re
pugnant to every Instinct Of my heinS
and would certainly near sdde'
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13
Lad Has a Real Grievance

This is the time for the head of the
household to intervene. for she has
learned by experience that whatever
she might say before the psychological
moment is ignored In the softesi
tones she answers:
Yes dearie. mother does like you
She loves you with all her heart"
From out OF the darkness comes In
q great. indignant cry:
u don't want ron to"
Despairing sobbing follows. but -
goes down as the musical patrol dies
away. and finally a very penitent little
boy comes out of the corner anC
plucks at his mothers skirt, looking
for attention.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13
coz ,he neautr center.

For feminine beauty go to Cork. or
the occasion OF her first visit to Ire
iand--in lS49--Queen Victoria wrote
OF the women of Cork: The beauty
struck US much; such beautiful dari
eyes and hair. and such fine teeth.
almost every third woman was pretty
and some remarkably so. OF the wo
men OF Belfast there was less to b
said. nothing more than: The people
are mixture OF nations. aud feminine
beauty had almost disappeared "-LoD
dor Chronicle
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13
what They Seth said.

Horace Greeley once wrote a note
10 a brother editor in New York.
whose writing was as illegible as his
own. The recipient OF the note. not
being able TO read it. sent it back by
he same messenger 10 Mr., Greeley
or calculation Supposing it 10 be the
answer TO his own note, Mr.. Greeley
ooked over il. out likewise was IN
able TO read it. ard said to the boy
60 take * back. What does the
tanned fool meant" Yes. sir" safe
be boy. that i- lust what ne says.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13

ache. head ache-whole body ache? Pains
or twitching in groins or limbs? Muscles
sore, tender. infiamed? Difficulty in retain
ing urine? Scalding, burning sensationa
Sediment in urine, or unnatural color? Ner-
yous2 Depressed? Heed the danger signalsl
Don't wait until it's too latel
Go to the nearest drugstore. at once. get
DR.. Derby's Kidney Pills-youaM thank your
stars for having done 50. It's the one sure,
safe. scientific remedy. No bad after effects.
try them frst, ask for the free sample. II
druggist can't supply you. send direct to
Derby Medicine Co.. Eaton Rapids. Mach
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13

What's the difference between n
freshman frozen TO death and 'igh
lander on mountain peaks One 4
kilt with the cold. the other cold Wit
the Kilt - Esxchz1ge
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13
Labor Indorses the Red Seal.

Direct approval of the campaign for
die sale Of Red Cross seals has been
given by the American Federation of
Labor, according to an announcement
made by the National Association for
the Study and Prevention Of Tuber-
culosis.
At the last annual convention Of the
American Federation of Labor. a
resolution was adopted calling on all
the members of the federation to
further the sale as much as possible.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13

Mrs. wfnsfov's Soothing syrup for Children
teethiEg, softens the gums, reduces inhammar
ton. Lays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13

II you have anything to say to a
mule. say it to his face.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-12-13
GET a Free Package :
at Your Druggists

Wonderful New Treatment for Kid
neys, Bladder, Rheumatism, Back
ache-Thousands of Free Sam
pies Being Given Away
To prove that there is. at last. one really
dependable remedy for all such disorders
the makers Of DR.. Derby's Kidney Pills have
authorized druggists everywhere to distFib-
ute free trial packages to all applicants.
Do you suffer from diabetes. dropsy.
Bright's Disease. pain in bladder. rhsums-
hsm IN any form? Does your back ache. side
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-02-17

%.~s& -. ~ c3Ssl =.
f%ie1otlige Masler i 6lanfen, meoens &apteinerne
@acfe o9 @ploenielt itorneoe eli life @pi foron
Sroe,1, ser bar 6eot al 6je1oer1, tog @pie1 % fiji Ser
ira lit Sf1,o ino oper @oocu hlunot Sc Der r%1ploenoe
Sniurgenter.
10. Standardization, io11 biotil bopoc f%oriparet
Nitco n1ro n1cgen 1oppcrbeo, blcp I'LL grcbcn al eli
Fonif % req pilo Ilr9t sc bu9peo ltoocnoe Sotaljo=
lWr leo Jig. Set biolp fife, at ySilliicn u1 bon Der
Sunn ltrlotr uo og %to11peoe lbs uco Sublerne poa SOL
fenc, sc hleu lelu rcpel1 n1co paa Slugt, og l%tulolcoc
life fpr &c nnucoe sen %lloroltgc llOfunt, al Sleo Stop.
). Mcl.= Nrgertorps p9 1. Sort &rgcrfprps be'ut=
te III Spnorc Slteo, mcoe11s &apt. UoltcnltjplO gift
pioere n1cn lit &on!pogni moo ipopeit % truf lo11111el1
l1eo &c : @utulioner al @oggrlens Brigade Co., II.
og 9. &el. @atalion), JONI bupoc to9ct @rpoelfop!
!fu Dor ultlao Sprhinoelie1 nuoct, mellen Sc Jet
rc1oe 6 Satoti pner peo SSteo % @rpoeltop!
Air1 bcr 1%ap11eoes Sen leoenoe &roit. Scbleppegrell
par faloet, ligeiua 9rSipe. ri Sc 6 &utalipnstono,1=
osrer bar Ser in1er lo1 mente Jig G%cliooelie al Den
nsopcnoi1t arait til at iou1le Be lpreOte Afoelirger til
ct a%fgisrenoc &elltltat.
en- al 9otaljpuscbeierne iagoe:: ~Sa, oa 2psipc
Dor ioloe1 uar Ser 10 i11gen al os al1ore, ion1 funOe
r~pertage 9eoelleu al 6 @utalipner."
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-02-17
8ran0 Oiem College.

Den dansk-amerikanske Ungdoms.
skolessi Des Moines, la. Vintertermin
varer fra I December til IA Marts.
Skolen er. bestemt for dansk-ameri.
kansk Ungdom, savel for den, der. er
fedt i Amerika som for den indvandred
Ungdomsskolen tilbyder en- alnen
Uddannelse. Der gives grundig Un-
dervisning i dansk 'og c1agezsS sproa
saavel til Begyndere som t., videre-
komne. Der holdes Foredrag over Dan
marks og Americas Historic, Litteratur
og Geograti, m. m.
hererskolen tilbyde- Uddannelse til
vordende Larere og Larerinder saavel i
den danske BGrneskoze som i den me
rikanske public school.
)S@rligt Kursus i Vintertermine1 10,
GymmdstikJtprere.
Preste3kolen uddanner vordeude
Pr8ster ! ':den danske Kirke" / Amerika.
Store lyse Varelser. Sund og god
Kost. $67 for Is Tiger.
Skrif efter kataiog.
e. Wagner.
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%co Siteo.

1. % 2. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES iaut 3. Nel.
Ssugerforps bopoe mes itor Spoirelie tnn1pet linens
peo SSlteo. Genne ltpre 2an0sbp er Oelt / to Gele,
Nprre= og Sgn0re Slteo. Gn sa flpoer 1ncllem Sc
to Gele, og ODER slaeu fprcr eli Gro al Stel,. s Sen
1;orore Sci al Siteo itoo Is. STANDARDIZATION og
pao Ell @pi tutpeo ct f%ienotlig 24=punoigt @ra11ot=
tatteri. 81. 5.15 ON Mioraene,1 bapoe 1. Norit.=sNr=
%aertorps taget Sen rorore Del al 9pe11 o9 6op0e fal=
Set ,. Sort. =SSegerforps til ltnoerltettelle. 3. Hel.
Sa9erforps par "a anfon111el1 9epro for SsNteo.
&illiien lenbte 9 @ataljo1er fren ir1oo @roen til
6orItrrfning ior Is. Battalion og unoeritptteoe lit 9n=
gre6 tilne0 neo Sloen fra S-24 %pltnoige % SIS
fl'lloi9e &m1oner. @jcnl,e!1 SSlteo tprcr fun 1 @ooe
% gjenaeu1 oenne fileoe @illiien line fremitorlner1oc
9ataljouer ino, iltebetfor at lpreoe oenl ug oa SC fon1
til s[alp6et %ito1oieoes Sc al DC oonlfe Srgcrforpiers
poloiomn1e SSlo. SSGgerne iif ifuot SIS mes 9rq1oro-
fetter Speas @aaroe, % &upt, falfenlfiolo gil oper
Naen neo lit &on1pag11i pg beifp0 Sc homeopathic
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Betal like to Priser-
UDyALGTE. B0GER.

Bjerneet, Roman at CART Etlar, 6CSS.leg.
lndb. s5c.--Udvalgte Eventyr og tiistorier. at
H. c. Andersen, 352 Slider, 50 lliustrationer.
e!eg. indb. 81 .OO.-kommandsrens D0tre, For
telling fra Norge a Jonas Lie, 5oc.-Gjsnge.
hevdingen og Dronningens Vagtmester, at Ca
rt Etlar, 664 Slider, 81 90. eleg. mob. s1:25.
-Sommerl0v, Sange og Vers af A. Dan, eleg.
indb. ST. 5O.-Kongens yndling. az Carl Her.
Mum, sOO Slider, $500. eleg. indb. S1.oO.-
semandshlstorler. at H. Drachmann. 55c.
eleg. indb. S1.25.-Skj9bnens Spill, Roman af
H. Bjursten, $40 slider. Pa Guds Veje.
af Ri. Bjornson, SOC, e1eg. indb. 81 OO.-Sol.
e int. Fortsell;ng ger. skitser og Digte afAdam
Dan, soc, eieg. indb. S5c-Den lille Dekiama.
indb. S1.25.- Nybyggerne og B:okhuset, to
Fortellinger af Kr. Ostergaard. indb 75c.
az Skriv eftey Tuldst~mdi1 Katal0g.
T., G. RASMUSSEN PUB. co.
72O-724 S. 4th St., Minneapolis, MINI.
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Sbcritlpjtnant @cnetel

por, iom aft meooelt, cftcrloot eli Ticroingpei Aaoro
for Neeore Stolf ,neo cit 9ieierpe, 6eitaaenoe al bu1s
egen Battalion, 1. &el. Battalion, og 2 &on1pagnier AT
5. &el. Battalion, Set 6%=plsnoi9e @otteri Suit og Ell
Gfifoorpn al 3. Irogonregin1elt UNDER &itmelter
@rieger.
Gyortiettes).
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
Observations

approaching bankruptcy and shah rule stimuli
businsss tomorrow and
the hot down there think Of abandoning croQust
THOSE Of Mayor
gradually the Of
do United States voting that
New provision making her constitution easier
- amendment7
ElEcTaiCAL
Of their and ~ the 90 offered
HE business month.
WELL Togo how you gum, We're
getting that
> ny off the mikados at 1000 miles
DON'T know whether BIZ grunted
Azonas recall proposition advise Taft
now has the largest chance have lately to put his foot
Ct LOUIS
his wife three months continually
him. pleasant record
enough
EVENT Of Neports social Will the wedding
Miss My Sherman Lord
millions Her lords pesssons not yet listed Hope
something than laundry bis, certainly
looks
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

II is clearly within editorial functions to be instructive.
and we've legal that be of service to
OF readers time We refer TO the noo
contendere which is Latin for How get out OF it, and
consequently likely to prove servieeable.
We hadn't met "noo contendere face to face since the
long gone dear days when good old Professor Perkins aruped
with section OF wagon spoke for whispering amo Sally
Jones the red headed girl at the desk until recently
in proceedings presided by Judge Archibald in
New York
Sixtytwo members OF the wire trust had been indicted
small delegation of them knowing that the prosecuting attorney
had them rights before Judge Archibald and he fined
them thousand dollars probably cent OF years
Illegal profits and permitted them to enter pleas OF noo con-
tcnderc."
As the other trust baekegs learned that the noo
working they rushed into Judge Archibald
oeks got fined similarly nominal until the
total fines amounted $1,000 for the g. This huge
Joke the prosecution meaning justice which had spent
probably five times that bringing the scamps into court
You the importance OF our informing you about mold
contendere don't your It's Latin heightened and smaeks OF
knowledge OF legal technique IL much refined than the
horny-handed English guilty First time you get before
judge plead noo eontendee at him. If he's the right sort OF
him nightly to show that .nolo" does the business
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
The Uneducated East

The against Aixonas recall OF Judges was Just
about what have been naturally expcctedbaey both
New York senator's both Pennsylvania senator's both Rhode
Island senator's Brandgec OF Connecticut Burnham OF New
Hampshire Crane OF Massachusetts, Dillingham; OF Vermont
and then trailing along tail OF the procession such old
Knute Nelson Smoct and Hepburn Opposition TO radical
progress usually consists OF New York. Pennsylvania New
England and the riff-raif.
The political social and moral division OF the country :
coming pretty clearly marked line between the prvi
legged East and the progressive West Nothing dangerous about
t. II simply means that Westencrs have got to educate
our Eastern brethren bit And we will
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
Greatly Exaggerated

The Standard Oil company first and famous OF giant
trusts dead according to the New York World And all
because the will be distributed among 81 concerns
owned by the
As Mark said OF his reported death. many years
40 Il" Is greatly exaggerated The World may fool itself
possibly its readers But can't fool Mr. Rockefeller the
stock market Standard Oil the decree OF death
contained n the supreme decision.
Like Togo in the Sea Of Japan old Standard Oil holds the
straits"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
In tlneEditOr'SMail

lowed In by the conductor and
asked TO pay an extra fare or get
OFF; on his refusal to do either he
was grabbed by the conductor and
his probationer. also the conductor
Of the adjoining car. and roughly
pitched off. In their wrestling To
eject him several of the ladies'.
who were compelled to stand owing
TO the crowded condition of the car.
we're numerically mauled around.
some OF them getting hysterical.
others getting their millinery, etc.
destroyed In the crush.
Now II the 8. II. Co. are right
In regard to this transferring only
at transfer points, they are en-
titled to the support Of the authori.
Ties. II they are In the wrong. we.
as patrons, are entitled 10 protec.
ton and consideration. Some one
Is In the wrong. so this brutality
has got to cease,
Thanking you for your attention.
Yours truly,
8. l.. BURNSIDE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

stuff TO Mexico. refines IL and
then runs II in by underground
railroad" across the Mexican Boz
der.
San Francisco. az one tine. ~
the chief objective point Of snne
gIed opium. but Of late the -
toms officials have made II % ~
for the smugglers that Seattle =
becoming what San Francisco use1
to be.
sTomorrow's story Win ten ~
the customs officers search = lnDR
and some OF the many places =
which opium IL found.--Edltof.)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

pounds of opium. the financial In
ducement is great enough to make
the game worth the risk The re
suit is that nearly every Chinese
coolie. aided by white men. en-
ployed on the Oriental liners. IL
tempted 10 take hand In the
game.
II II thought that the ring does
not operate from China alone. In
Mexico. II is now suspected. a fac
tory for refining opium has been
established. There IL no duty on
crude opium. so customs officers
believe the ring ships the crude
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
MEHMED v.

have granted tho wiah OF the faithful:
I have turned Thorn loose to slay.
And the farmhouse fires are funeral pyres-
Ito. Christian knecl and prayl
Ye have told that your faith shall conquer
Now prove the spoken word
Can the faith re boast stop my bloody hostf
ID your Providence deferredf
I have murdered and robbed and tortured.
A my brother ye called securssd-
To the christians tear | have called jser.
From his veins have sisked my thirst,
For am the sword Of Allah
My mission 10 burn and Kill.
While ~ beg and pray ! so 10 siay-
While his soma endure Wall!
80. Christian. bark 10 your kennel;
Go pray for the pleased hour
When nations cease 10 pirate Of peace
And scheme for the balance Of power
Tor am tho sword Of Allah.
And follow my bloody way
A my brother dd-as Mshofnet bid
Ho. Christian. kneel and prayi
At. IN. r. Ameytc1
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

GedtLitf w dbuss mug IL.
Editor Star: Dear Sir: Being a
constant reader of the Star, I am
taking the liberty OF addressing
you. and beg to express my ap-
probation Of the fearless and frank
method Of your paper In advocat-
lng legitimate ways and means to
overcome the bulldozing methods
OF . monopoly which the majority
OF US have to patronize In order to
get to and from work.
The first passenger election from
street car In this city caused
through ignorance In not boarding
, car at transfer point. ia ancient
history now. A great deal has been
said regarding IL and similar cases
since. ans yet 1t still keeps up, but
IN . more brutal manner.
Tonight, between $50 and @, on
the Green Lake double header, we
hel . repetition OF II. A passen-
ger had failed to enter at transfer
point; he presented his transfer,
which was accepted; he was fol
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

nOysce-Sss1 ns1.sess svs.ans. from
eofnfmenel ! shall - IN ~ offics TO
sssstns yeuv kvss. This 10 an epporfu-
sity Coz zee essy psspas whs suffer from
>ysst1a blurred stsson. evwassd-sIes. sts.
comsf Me1erss< chsruee Difficult
eases wanted ,. ". kAaua1s. Opb. D..
"a Fhsssa NAis siss. lea. tsfa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

The tent
Ougoge fam
Udng can b
~. II eva
0nrged ut 1
Ulmp or lax |
0ormore tel
cough TO II
= ~come on
vork. which
- stay all
QlDtomary 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

BAN FHANtISGD. Cal. Aug. ~,
Al least three well organised
bands. operating In Hong Kong. sss
engaged In the illegal business OF
amuggiing opium into this country
through the ports Of San Fran.
cisco. Seattle. San Pedro and San
Diego. Their business Ia done on an
IN extensive scale and with busi-
moss methods Tho bands are
enormously wealthy and employ
hundreds OF agents. both Chinese
and white. In tho poris whore OPT
um h suyuxsled.
So successful were the smussiers
before the big confiscation Of tho
prsf year that the government of.
ffcfAlS dug up al old Law making
n possible 10 fine captains Of YES.
sells the value Of the opium found
on their ships A result. Capt.
A. q. Stevens OF the America Ma
m has bern assessed tss.735 and
CAPT Adrian Feeder OF the Siberia
sf9Sso. These fines have been ap-
pealed 10 Washington. The largest
shipment Of opium confiscAted In
q year. that ON Capt stevens ship.
wns located In the water compart-
ment between the double keel bot
tom Of the vessel
There are huge profits for those
who get past the customs officers
with the drug
In China opium costs ti2 to SIG
a pound.
Struggled Into America II soils
81 wholesale for $40 10 $50 . pound
"a profit of t2s % Us. Nov when
cas man cas easiiy handle 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
W onlI

wAsHIN|
GIhcre real
~ call II?
ngUt KeIly
6Douey."
which IL
yG1Iy. Inst
~ mint Al |
lnum (ma|
~ woman
~ was. in
A-~-&~ = RI
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

We'd wager that.
IRE ycu return.
You'll wish you'd No
Yer went. Col dusn.
In q poker game. when Q new.
conner wins. II 10 always proper 10
say something about beginners
luck
The Great Northern railroad Ia
changing iis engines from coal 10
oil burners
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
LET HIM GO

LET HIM GO
Il last night and found burglar In my room"
Catch himr"
Certainly collection Of burglars boston
Transcript
TALKATIVE
Are your neghbors gosspyy" Billings.
OF them 0ttings Judging by the
amount meBuffao
IMPOSSIBLE
Mother, o Alaska sablef"
well polite q dead skunk. Bobbie"
And mother. IL there polite for live skunk-Brook
iyu
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

Now, George. don't be foolish
att rock the boat"
mot on your life. ! lost the
chance OF marrying n hsiress that
vby once"
I"You say you are going 20 ssrvs
Tat sparrow 10 one 81 yosr
gtesfayA
I"Ycp." 4
f"whas In ths world sbrr
ION. just for . iark."--Houatys
rpst.
~ rGNNvooN.
hold II trus. whatsier befAil.
teal u when I sorrow most.
It's better 70 havs loved and Lost
Than never 10 have loved IT I'll.
In 1858 three Of Nagenbcck's eIe.
plants were frightened 10 death by
rata on a ship coming frcm Africa
HOW TO % LONESOME.
I'd like 10 b COED. NY DARLING. only
Being good 10 - dos~ed lonely.
Poultry raisers. In convention at
Denver. maintain that hens are
race suicide foliowers- The aver
age hen now lays 80 eggs . year.
instead Of 100. m she uscter.
Parsley scattered about viii scare
away red ants.
ANOTHER QUIET WEDDING
The bride wore . three-piecs
coInoawsy gown, with hat On
suits, and the groom wore the :
usual conventional black
GRANVILLE. H., Mercury.
NECESSITY.
ohs--And you are . strict vepe-
tarian7
He--oh, yes.
what made you . vegetarian
"oh. I've been running a country
Newspaper for twenty-five years."-
vonkers statesman.
The winters In Pekin, China. are
intensely cold.
That song entitled Tho Old
Gray Bonnet" must have been
about q straw hat In August.
A FASHIONABLE CAMP.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
Six Men Guard Port Of San Francisco Against =
Three Rich, Organized Rings of Opium SmuggIer

s ' % ss S s . sss e. . s.s p. s e.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE?
H01T
ANYTHING
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Have you heard yet Of any van.
deyille agents getting after Joseph
ciary. who was rescued from q Jop.
I'm miner
Warrington In tho only state
west OF the Rockies that contains
roal from which coke can bc made.
PACKING THg DRIP.
Wed like 20 bet
That In the rush
Yon viii forget
A comb and brush.
youngstown Telegram.
We'd like 10 place
A few choice roci<s
That In your case
you put no soeks.
Alliance Review
We'd like 10 bet.
A dime about,
You went and left
Your nightis out
Houston Post.
We'd Hike 10 bet
AT least two dollars,
You didn't take
Enough clean collars.
--Birmingham Age.IerA1d.
We'd almost dare
To bet our life
fou did not fail
To blame your wife.
Chicago Record-iieraid.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

Parsley scattered about win scare
away red ants.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-14

Poultry raisers. In convention at
Denver. maintain that hens are
race suicide follower The aver
age hen now lays 80 eegs . year.
instead Of 100. m she uscter.