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Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
AN UNWASHED PRINCE.
The Lesson That Ended His Kick
About Morning Baths.

The Lesson That Ended His Kicks
About Morning Baths.
When Emperor William H. was
small boy he had q strong objection TO
being washed in the morning, and his
governess. having had some unpleas-
ant experiences with him and being in
some doubt as to what she had better
do, appealed to his father. the then
Crown Prince Frederick. Frederick an
swered, "The next time he gives any
trouble on this score leave him alone
TO his own pleasure and report TO me"
Naturally It was not long before the
young prince refused TO go through
the publication process, and the gov
erness followed the orders received.
Now, the boy had a little carriage
and was very fond Of driving out fl
the morning and he generally ordered
the coachman TO go by way Of the
Brandepburg gate, as it amused and
hattered him to see the soldiers In the
barraek, Just inside the gate, turn out
and present arms as the heir to tho
empire passed their quarters. Accord
ingly on the morning Of his disobe
dience the order was, as usual, ITO
the Brandenburg gate" and the car
riage rolled rapidly thither. But what
was the amazement and the rage Of
the princeling on arriving there TO see
no soldiers except those on guard, and
they took not the slightest notice of
him. In towering passion he order
ed the coachman to return to the pal
ace, where, rushing into his father
room, he complained Of the indecent
behavior Of the guard and demanded
their condign punishment.
But his father only smiled and said
In the gentlest voice: "Fuer unge
waschener prinz wird niemals praesen-
tirt' can unwashed prince is nevcr
saluted'1 .-Harper's Weekly.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
I,uye Annapolis
G.r Washing gtOn
Leave WHsliin gtOn
for AuuauoiiEa

Nilmltod 10 Naval -AcademylJunct
r#-Change cars at Academy Junction for
Washington.
Trains leave Annapolis for Annapolis juno
ton. at 20 and ll.3O A. ~, 800 and b.20 +. NJ.
Trains leave Annapolis Junction for Anna
Irlis. at 8SD a. M, l2.20 40 ana go p. ~.
FOr tickets and Information apply Ri our
Ciiy ticket offlces. West street station,
Maryland Hotel, Carvol Hail. 4. Kent
Groons Drug store Main ST. VIM. II. Moss
fc0T. College Ave. aud Biaden ST. Port
once, a.. X. n. A. FOR officers, midshipmeu
etc, connected with Naval Academy.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
RAILROAD BULLETIN.
THE ELECTRIC LINE
r. ..y- EVERY HOUR ON'AEEAPoLl
rATEs or FARE

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Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03

deposit your savings IN Annapolis
Banking & Trust Company. 81 per
cent. interest. Bank open 8 A. M. to
4P. M. Saturdays 6, P. NJ
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03

Annapolis Banking -& Trust Com
pany open till 6 P. NJ. Saturday
plenty time to deposit your savings.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
hiah Art.

"Are you blind, prisoner" inquired
the magistrate.
"Yes, your worship"
You are charged with vasranc.
How did you lose your sightT'
by a fit of appleplexy. sir"
But there is a picture on you.
breast representing an explosion in g
mine. through which, it is stated. you
became blind. How is this?"
Please, your worship. 1 couldn't al
ford to pay hartist as could paint ap-
pleplexy London Answers.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
THE SECRET OF SONG WRITING

"A noted composer has said that a
song. to make hit, should appeal to
the heart. That's exactly what is Civ
ing great popularity to The Land of
the Beautiful Dream, " words and music
of which will be given free with next
Sundays New York World
- This is the song now being sung by
You Live" the play drawing crowds
to Weber's Theatre, New York City.
It's "A song that appeals to the
heart. 49,
Order next Sundays New esYorl1
World in advance and get great news
paper and great song at one and the
same time. wk. d.2.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
Whsra the TreuhIs Was.

Some nis'bu sinnerTtook an rurned
of wild de collection hat las meetin
day" said Brother Dickey. IAN 1 well
knows dat etsdar wus no. sich place ez
hell de good sLawd would make one
for dat sinner"
dWas there much money In the hat:
"No, sub; day warn't so much ez &
brass buttonsin st."
dThen whysare you so mad about III
Hit wuz my hat" he ssid.-Atlants
Constitution.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
When 70 Hesitate

HE who hesitates is lost" quoted
the wise guy
ooh, I don't know" said the simple
mug. at an auction sale he who hes
ltates may have his money."-Philadf
I,lia Record.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03

Stag"
Hotel Maryland-Raw Box open
in Cafe. o1S-tf
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1911-01-03
THE chanae.

so he has ceased 10 be her idealT'
'He has,
what disgRaceful thing did he do
Married aunkher girl."-LoU-viile
Courier -Journa1.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
GOOD USE FOR WASTE MILK
Skinned Article Mixed With Phos-
phate Of Limo Produces a Most
EficIent Phosphate.

A new and exceedingly profitable
use has bee discovered for the waste
milk produced in such abundance by
all creameries. There are sections Of
the country where ibis waste is used
by the farmers who sell their cream
to fatten pigs. but then again. there
are districts where the milk. thor
oughly skinned and watery in char
acter, Is allowed to drain away. 1t
has been found, however, that by mix
ing the milk with phosphate of lime
a most efficient phosphate is produced.
The phosphate of lime is placed in
a hollow heap on the floor, the waste
milk Is run into the hollow, and n
handful of yeast is added. In courTe
OF time the whole is turned and thor,
oughly mixed after the fashion Of
mortar. After 1t has dried and Is
broken up 1t Is a most efficient fer
~tilizer. containing about 1890 rer
cent. of phosphate and a little more
than 1 per cent. of nitrogen. Unlike
the manufacture of most phosphates,
this process is not attended by any of
tho disagreeable smells and other
nuisances SO closely associated with
the ordinary fertilizer factory.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

fammation, and your Sanative Wash re-
lieved me. Your Liver Pills have no
equal as a cathartic. ANY one wishing
proof Of what your medicines have
done for me can get it from any drug
gist or by writing to me-. You can use
my testimonial in any way you wish,
and will be glad to answer letters."-
Mrs. CHRISTINA REED, los Mound St.,
Peoria, Ill.
Another Operation Avoided.
New Orleans, La.-"For years | suf-
fered from severe female troubles.
Finally 1 was confined to my bed and
the doctor said an operation was neces-
sary. l gave Lydia f. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound a trial first. and
was saved from an operation Mrs.
LILY PEYROUx, I'LL Kerlerec ST.. New
Orleans, La.
The great volume of unsolicited tes-
timony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is n remarkable
remedy for those distressing feminine
ills from which so many omen suffer.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
GOOD METHOD OF MULCHING
Most Important Part of Gardening and
Best Results Made by Those Who
study Problem.

1t is doubtful If any one form OF
garden work is more important tina
that OF mulching, but the n who Sc
cures the best results from 1t is the
one who makes a study of why. when
and how it should be done. just as
he studies the reason for planting
and pruning at certain easons and In
certain ways
vent freezing Gas many new to the
work seem to think. but to prevent
thawing. 1t IL premature thawins
rather than hard freezing which We
have to guard against.
A bed of hardy bulbs will not be
injured II the ground freezes solid far
below their depths and stays so for
mooths. but II the surface of the
ground IL LETT bare and exposed to the
bright sunshine OF tho pre-spring days.
the surface soil thaws, the bulbs start
top growth. and the next frsessup
does them An injury.
Every time = thaw 10 followed by =
freess more injury IL done until the
bulbs are heavsd put of the soil and
the starting buds ruined.
The mulch L. intended to keep the
direct sun rays from h soil n 20
prevent the warming of tho surface
soil until the time when 1t will not
reese again.
Knowing hat effort should be di-
rscted toward keeping on warmth
rather than providing 1t. 1t 10 easy
70 understand how u mulch of loose
eaves. straw. boughs, corn
stalks, light %barnyArd litter or what
ever IL convenient. In better than a
dressing of heavy that may
keep the soil suficiently warm. d.
rectiy under 1t, to start growth OF
plants and then smother them. Let
the covering be light and loose. re-
~memberinS that the object IL mainly
TO shade the soil from the u and
protect 1t from the sweep of tho
winds.
II the material is light enough to
be blown away by the winds. n few
light branches should be put over tt
inst enough to hold the material
where put. II some old woven wire
fencing is available. a strip of that
pegEed down at the corners holds any
sort OF mulch securely.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
Optimistic.

Some time ago there was a Hood In
British Columbia An old fellow who
had lost nearly everything he possess
ed was sitting On the roof of his house
as it fioated along. when a boat ap.
preached.
Hello. Jim"
Hello. Bill"
Are your fowls all washed away
Jim
Yes. but the ducks can SWIM" re-
piled the old man
Apple trees gone?"
We'll. they said the crop would be
a failure. anyhow"
Il see the foods away above your
windows"
That's all right. Bill. Them win
ders needed washin'. anyhow
Housekeeper.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

Whom Saint Gregory saw. and ex-
claimed. Not Angles. but Angels"
Youngest of all was he of the men
who came in the Mayfower.
Suddenly breaking the silence, the
diligent scribe interrupting,
Spake, in the pride of his heart. Miles
S~tandish. the Captain of Plymouth.
Look at these arms" he said. the
warlike weapons that hang here
Furnished and bright and clean. as IL
for parade or inspection,
This is the sword of Damascus |
fought with in Flanders; this
breastplate.
Well | remember the day, once saved
my life in a skirmish;
Here in front you can see the very
dint of the bullet
Fired point-blank at my heart by a
Spanish arcabucero.
Had II not been of sheer steel, the for
gotten bones of Miles Standish
Would at this moment be mold, in
their grave In the Flemish
morasses."
Thereupon answered John Alden, but
looked not up from his writing:
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
Physical Limitations

There was a very stupid play pre-
sented early in the New York season.
an adaptation It was called by tho
author. Even the ~best-natured critics
went away in disgust One newspaper
representative turned to another and
said: IF this tumble had been pre-
sented on the other side OF the water
1t would have been Kissed. AS there
were a lot of foreign visitors present
| wonder that 1t was not"
1T really is a wonder" war the
others reply. Il would like to have
Kissed myself. but-you can't yawn
and hiss at the same time."-Metro
politan Magazine.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

the graves OF our people.
Lest they should count them and SEQ
how many already have perished!"
Sadly his face he averted. and strobe
up and down, and was thoughtful.
Fixed to the opposite wall was y
shelf of books, and among them
Prominent three. distinguished alike
for bulk and for binding;
Barine's Artillery Guide. and the Com
mentaries OF Caesar.
Out OF h Latin translated by Arthur
Goldfnge of London.
And, as II guarded by these. between
them vas standing the Bible.
Musing a moment before them, Miles
Standish paused. A. II doubtful
Which of the three he should choose
for his consolation and comfort.
Whether tho wars of the Hebrews. the
famous campaigns of the Romans.
Or b Artillery practice. designed fos
b~elligerent ChristiAnA.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

Let them come. IL they like, be 1t saga
more, sachem. or powwow,
Aspinet. Samoset, Corbitant. Squanto.
or Tokamahamon!"
Long at the window he stood. and
wistfully gazed on the landscape.
Washed with a cold gray mist, the
vapory breath of the east wind.
Forest and meadow and hill. and the
steel-blue rim of the ocean,,
Lying silent and sad. in the afternoon
shadows and sunshine.
Over his countenance fitted a shadow
like those on the landscape,
Gloom in~termingled with light; and
his voice was subdued with emo
ton.
Tenderness, pity, regret. as after a
pause he proceeded:
"Yonder there, on the hill by the sea,
lies buried Rose Standish;
Beautiful rose of love. that bloomed
for me by the wayside!
She was the first to die OF all who
came in the Mayfoweri
Green above her is growing the field
of wheat we have sown there,
Better to hide from the Indian scouts
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

Finally down from its shelf he drAxeed
the ponderous Roman,
Seated himself at the window, and
opened the book. and in silence
Turned DOR the well-worn leaves,
where thumb-marks thick on the
margin.
Like the trample OF feet, proclaimed
the battle was hottest.
Nothing was heard in the room but
the hurrying pen of the STRIPPING,
Busily writing epistles important, to
go by the Mayfower,
Ready to sail On the morrow. or next
day at latest, God willing,
Homeward pound with the tidings OF
all that terrible winter,
Letters written by Alden, and full OF
the name OF Priscilla,
Full OF the name n the fame of the
Puritan maiden Priscilla!
CTO BE CONTINUED
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
His Sense OF Humor,

Mrs. Y~oungwedd had been taking
cooking lessons through a correspond.
ence course.
Although there was a marked i'm
provement in the culinary department
OF the Youngwedd homestead. the hus-
band lost no opportunity for poking
fun at his wffe's cooking. One morn
Ing. just as he was leaving for bust
ness, she asked:
MY dear. what would you like for
dinner his evening?"
Well" be replied, smiling. "we'u
have lesson 4 with exception c. a lit
tie OF lesson 9. and perhaps the post.
script OF lesson IL for desert
Woman's Home Companion.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
The COurtShib Of
Miles StQndiSh
With illustrations by
Howard Chandler ChriSty

With illustrations by

Truly the breath of the Lord hath
slackened the speed OF the bullet;
He In his mercy preserved you. to be
u shield and our weapon.
Still the Captain continued. ~unheeding
the words of the stripping:
See, how bright they are Furnished
A. If in an Arsena hanging;
That 10 because | have done 1t my
self. and not left 1t to others.
Serve yourself. would you be well
served. is an excellent AdaEs:
SO | take care Of my arms. ~ you OF
your pens and you inkhorn.
Then. too. there are my soldiers. my
great invincible army,
Twelve men, all equipped. having each
his rest and his matchbox.
Eighteen shilling a month. together
with diet and pfllAse.
And. like Caesar. | know the name Of
each of my soldiers!"
This he said with a smile. hat danced
in his eyes, as the sunbeams
Dance on the waves Of the sea. and
vanish again In n moment.
Alden laughed as he wrote. n still
the Captain continued:
"Look! you can lei from this window
my brAxen howitzer planted
High on the roof OF the church, \
preacher who speaks to the pur-
pose
Steady. straightforward, and strong.
with irresistible logic, ,
Orthodox. flashing conviction right
into the hearts of the heather.
Now We are ready. l think. for any
assault of the Indians;
Let them come, II they like. and tho
sooner they try 1t the better
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
Miles StdndiSh

In the Old Colony days, in Plymouth,
the land OF the Pilgrims.
To and fro in n room OF his simple
and primitive dwelling.
Clad in doublet and hose. and boots OF
Cordovan leather.
Strobe. with a martial air. Miles
Standish, the Puritan Captain.
Buried In thought he seemed. with his
hands behind him. and pausing
Ever n ano 10 behold his glitter
ing weapons OF warfare.
Hanging In shining array along the
walls OF the chamber
Cutlass and corselet of steel. and his
trusty sword OF Damascus,
Curved at the point and inscribed with
its mystical Arabic sentence,
While underneath, In a corner. were
fowling- piece. musket. and match
Short OF stature he was. but strongly
built and athletic.
Broad in the shoulders, deep-chested,
with muscles and sinews Of iron;
Brown as q nut WAS his face. but his
russell beard was already
F1Aked with patches OF snow, ~
hedges sometimes In November.
Near him was seated John Alden. his
friend and household companion.
Writing with diligent speed at \ table
OF pine by the window;
~Fair-haired, axure-eyed, with delicate
Saxon complexion,
Having the dew OF youth. and The
beauty thereof. As the captves
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
3 rood Mares.

Brood mares should. of course, be
ell sheltered both in summer and
winter. but not to the exclusion of
plenty of sunlight, fresh air and exer-
else. Handle them carefully and feed
l~ntelligently. Give the mare a mini
mum of corn n a maximum Of pro-
te~in-bearing feed, such as oats. ban
and alfalfa. When she is not working.
let her have the run of a pasture or
lot, with an open shed to protect her
from heat or sudden storms.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
DRESSING a Fowl.

When you kill a bird for the family
dinner, place the carcass after dress
ing IN cold water, so as to allow the
animal heat to escape. Then put in a
cool place. allowing the muscles to
relax, and 1t is ready for culinary or
srations.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

dies have done for
me. For two years
1 suffered. The doc
tors said / had tu-
mors, and the only
remedy was the sur
geon's knife. My
mother bought me
Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound, and today L
am a healthy wo
a For months
1 suffered from in
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
<s-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about Your Eye Trouble and they Will advise
as to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for soc.
Try 1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
Another Operation Avoided.


wsshington.-Colonel Lea Febiger,
former ~commandant at Fort George
Wright, has been designated by Secre-
tary of War Stimson to attend the
coronation exercises of the king of
STA. at Bangkok, December 7 and S.
as oaieial representative of the United
States.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
Prosperity In DaIryInu.

right soon becomes prosperous, and
in every region where dairying be-
comes extensive farms increase In
value and all the people have plenty.
There is some work about 1t. to be
sure. yet there is some pay. toe.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

Small Girl entertaining her mother s
caller)-How is your little girls
Caller-I am sorry to say, my dear,
that I haven It any little girl.
Small Girl (after a painful pause in
conversation)-How is your little boyf
Caller-My dear, I haven't my little
boy, either.
Small Girl-What are yoursf
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
Good Land for Pasture.

1t used to be the custom to lake
out the poorest a upon the farm
the places that could never be Guilt
waited under any circumstances-for
COW pasture. Today the folly of such
a policy is apparent and only good
liant Is used.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

The first parents were leaving the
Garden together when Eve suddenly
stepped behind Adam. cage before
beauty she remarked, with more truth
than modesty.
"Hughl' muttered Adam, with a
boastfulness that was surprising. eff
that order had been followed when the
serpent was interviewed I bet we
wouldn' It be walking out nowl'
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot
callous and swollen, aching feet.
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16
SAVED
FROM AN
OPERATION
By Lydia e. Pinkham's.
Vegetable Compound

Peoria, m.-"I wish to let every one
know what Lydia +. Pinkbam's reme-
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

Howard E. Burton, Assayer and Chemist,
Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, Lead, $1.0O: Gold, Silver, Toe; Gold,
velopes and full price list sent on application.
Control and Umpire work solicited. Refer
ence: Carbonate National Bank.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1911-11-16

If a little girl was running away
would a bottle stopper7
Why most men leave heme-To go
to their daily toll.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1911-06-30
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Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1911-06-30
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