Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
Mind-readers are barred
from reading this page as the
Bull tin wants its an
sWerS based on facts, not
guesseS-look through this
and spot all of your friends.

guesses-Look through this
and spot all of your friends.
What effect has subdivision A, o
sec. S5l of the Revised Laws, which
provides: THE excess of income
shall be divided equally between the
Territory of Hawaii and the stock
holders of the R, r. Co.?
bid the Territory ever receive 6
; peek at the dough contemplated by
this section. Isn't it about time fol
some of our astute Solons to purchase
a pair of eyeglasses Would they
need telescope?
Who owns that small portion OF
Hilo which is not covered by the mort
cages of Scott and Kennedy?
If Jim Kennedy will donate the use
of his surplus mattresses to the Will
helmina for the use of the deck load
of ShIiners which will accompany that
favorite packet from this port to Hilo
and return?
Why is Franks Arm so Strong?
Does Ed. Paris ever let customer
escape until he skins him at dominoes
Why is Fred Waldron so fond of
chop sucy?
Why has "Dooney" Hartman such
soft, mclodious and dulcet pipes?
Why has he got German name and
an Irish face?
Why does Cascares work while you
sleep?
Why should anyone hand Writ a
code book?
If Fred Church is as religious as his
name implies?
If he isn't making good in Pahoa?
Is it true that there is soon to be
established in Honolulu a new Yiddish
consulate?
Is Dickey Davis to be the first Con
sui?
If a Hebrew man-of-war enters the
harbor, who will be the reception
committee?
Would not Cohen, Roscnbeldt and
Desky do?
Would the man-of-war lombard the
town with matzas and Kocher saus-
age?
Ii e. ID. Tenney will go out with
Sam Parker in the launch to welcome
home the dear old philantropist John
T. McCrosson?
Has George Thielen, who pines for
pickles, quit picking pines to pickle
himself?
When will Walker be editor of the
Bulletin? aI-..s
When Manager Bill Douthitt is 60
ing to bring Lillian Russell out on the
local stage?
Why is VIII Adams so generous?
Can anyone prove it?
Does he use Ayers Hair Vivor?
Why doesn't X. r. G. Wallace get
some more initials to his name?
Has anyone ever discovered what
X. r. c. stand for?
Did he ever bleed "wi Wallace?"
Why is Josh Tucker walking en-
cyclopedia of knowledge?
Isn't most of it "Josh?"
Why some reverend gentlemen claim
to possess such a profound knowledge
of the seductive and fascinating mys-
tcries of the ancient and honorable
hula?
Whether the search fer such knowl
edge should be considered commend
able endeavor to throw the calcium
light of publicity upon the alluring
pastimes of the quiet early days for
the guidance of those who live in the
fast and furious present, or prima ia
Gle evideiice of a misspent youth?
Is Los Angeles Kelly better domino
player than dancer?f
Is Dr. Derby still fond Of young wild
ows?
Has Davy Crockett still got the
sleeping sickness?
Is it the hookworm with which he Is
suffering?
What do P. A. stand for in front of
Crockett's name?
Why not let the public figure that
out if it means anything at all.
When will Bill Stroud make another
trip to Coast on the yacht 'Hawaii?"
Is DR.. II. B. Mitchell has been"
"a conner" or never wasser?"
Has he pulled more teeth than legs
during the last six months?
Why is Charlie Murray called red
faced mick?
If the title is justified; II so, how
much did it cost him?
Will Charlie put up at the Palace
Hotel when he goes to Frisco next
time?
Is Mccoy coy all the time?
Ask the ladies'?
Why is Frank Sullivan member
of the Indoor Outing Club?
Who are the members of this Club
anyway?
Do they call 1t a mountain climb to
walk around table at the Elks Club?
How is 1t that Bill Breckons always
beats Jack Lucas at game of dom
noes? 'a'e Nea s'a
Is 1t on account of his skillful play
ing or clever method of counting?
Does anybody know who broke
George Lycurgus table at the Grill?
Has it yet been paid for?
Why doesn't George shave his nap
kins? t0 p 0ec rt
Why does he always never treat
when customer pays his bill?
Is there any more money left In
own when George gets through him?
Why does Henry Williams look so
Joyful when an obituary appears in
he newspapers? M
Which is the better sprinter, he or
silva? y@l N'a .F st
Can N. b. Young tel us the differ
'nce between opae and papai.
Why does Jimmie Morgan feel so
ubilant when he hears that his
riends are making money?
Is Harry Rycroft in the Charlie
Ross" class once in Willie?
What does Dunkhase know about
his?
Why does a garbage wagon always {
Jet in front of Machonaohie when he