New-York tribune., 1911-10-25
THE TAIN or THE D4T

"Tha Journal of he American Medical
Association" tells % a Kansas medical"
~viu6rer who uretends 10 cure almost
every known disease with a secret Drepa-
ration Of his own comrounding. Ills
remedy" Sc an "c-c water" Aralvzod by
tho che-rists of the American Medical As
soriation if was found t0 consist essen
italy of a mixture Of equal parts OF salt
and sugar in hydrant water. His price for
the mixture Is so5 an ounce "The Journal"
says that it does not take an expert to
prove that such mixture viii not cure
consumption. blindness, paralysis. BriEhts
disease or any of the hundred other all
mcnts that the quack processes TO treat
Expert knowledge IS not required 20 de-
clare the treatment a fraud and the pro
fegsor' a swindle-." "The Journal" adds.
'Tt IS conservative statement 10 say
that man who viii take money from a
cousumrtiyc. AN e0ileDtc or Il victim o.
the morphine habit under the pretence OF
curing his disease with a mixture Of sugar.
salt and water is an unconscionable scoun-
drel"
He am willing m make concessions
Ills Wlfe-Rcair,
He-Tee. but ~ seems impossible 20 make
the supply meet the demapd.-Boston Tran
script
DO Ut EARLY.
Though it's still ar autumn day
Let me chirp n Christmas lay.
Iot my metre and NY rhvmo
Smack of cheerful Christmas time.
F.
Let me conjuro up "a scene
OF Kris Kringlo's make-bcliovo
Trcm tho North OF Christmas Eve.
Fancy tie ici~lcs hanging around.
Fancy the snow drifting high DER the
ground.
Overcoats. shivers and billiards galore.
Every one happy and nobody sore
Hark 70 tho laughter the kiddies emit.
10 thev mind elements? Nary n bit,
Zach cIddles foudlr q package OF toys
Santa Claus members the Eirlies and boys.
Though fits still an autumn dsv
ct your mind tho scene portrav:
DO you mean 70 please the kids
Step right in. ere time forbids.
Travel 90 tro nearby mart
Christmas cheer within your heart
Only two short months away:
start your shopping trip to-day
A. Y. Z.
"Az ve COW So shall yo r.ap. quoted
Mug. "the fellow who COWS WILD oats may
reap grass widow Philadelphia Rec
ord.
A sense or humor dveils in the mind of
car hangs "a sign mo smoking" Re
Gently ne carried large party or women
from tho top floor Of the building down 90
the street Their cLattarirr was something
frigh-euL Evidently they were members
of debating society practising for a
championship event or sufragettes de-
uouuciug man. Tie boy smiled occasional
ly and once vlnked a. woman. a stenoc-
r4pher who was outside the sacred circle
Of tire party Good night" he said 20 her
AS she was leaving the car. on, I'm COM
ing back" she told him When she re-
turned she saw something that was not
In the car when she went out The ele-
vator boy nudged her. " Member the Cab-
feste'' lie asked. and pointed 10 sign he
had manufactured: NO Chewing"
.po Won know Gerrulouse"
"Not 10 speak to-
"Bur 7 Thought YOU had called on him
or did-but ne did an tire talking Tit
Bits.
Paris Is laughing oven a letter written
By clerk who having grown old and who
r. stiH poor despite his life OF toll az
clarl, and hookkeeper wishes 70 relieve his
conscience t~ telling the secret OF the
abduction or tho beautiful Mona LISA from
the Louvre" Tie letter rs dated Paris.
August -. 1881" The writer saws that
thirty wears ago he arrived az the con-
ciuslon that his would never De happy
existence. that there was nothing before
linn rrt hard work and poverty; and with
his whole fort Ine-sO francs-in his pocket
hc started from hls humble lodgings 90
"apd II all in the Seine Wandering aim
Ies.Iv fu hls Cast day on earth. he found
himself before the Louvre and entered. ana
eoou stood before the famous picture "Ihc
f,ce fascinated me. he says. "aud Tor
hours Z remained there. forg"tful Of mF
..,t..,6al re.oIuiiou D had found s1methiug
fl, I,,s for" Then hc tells how. disguised
a. q cleaners helper. he found an oppoE-