The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-02-09
An Unfortunate
Encomium
By EDWARD IGLEHART
Copyright by American Press Asso-
citation, 1911.
/ marrled an UNCONSCIOUS beauty.

IL 1t is unconscious is very nice
thing, but as soon as 1t becomes con
scious 1t breeds vanity, and vanity Is
the mother of a large brood Of troubles
My wife and myself-we are both
Vans-belong to the older aristocracy
of New York. None of our ancestors
would have thought of associating
with the ancestors of persons who are
now in the swim and to whose circle
we were not admitted They care
nothing about our ancestors, though
many of them have heard Of my IA
ther who was a distinguished COM
modore in the navy, and my wifes
grandmother, who was celebrated
New York belle. The places once oc-
cupied by these worthy people are
now filed with the descendants Of
those who sold them oysters and fish
and whose wealth runs away up into
the millions,
But my wife and I were happy un.
ill a certain remark was repeated to
her. One of our old family connec-
tons who owns box in the diamond
horseshoe"-so called from being that
gallery of the Metropolitan Opera
House occupied by the multimillion-
aires-gave us the use of it for one
night. The favor nearly caused our
ruin. Soon after that night at the
opera Gertrude's cousin, who gave us
the box, said to my wife:
"The Earl of Chapperton. recently
from London, asked me who was the
lady in my box on Thursday night,
saying at the same time: She's the
most beautiful woman | ever saw.
London could not furnish anything
equal to herr"
The remark was not only repeated to
my wife, but was talked about at ev-
cry function held by the golden set.
1t finally came to Gertrude, added to
in this wise: What a pity that Mrs
Van Valkenburg doesn't take the po-
sltion in society that half a century
ago rs occupied by her grandmother,
the beautiful Betty Van Wyke."
From that moment my dear wife got
the society bee in her bonnet. Our
family has always kept up in the
world till the present generation" she
said. we have $4,000 a year, and
on that we could get on in society.
Connections of ours in the swim would
Introduce us. and our especial associ-
ates would be Of the older aristocratlc
set who are not so rich as these new
commercial people,"
my dear" l protested. "our $4,000
income would not keep us in the swim
a month";"
''Not with your management" she
retorted 'but a woman can always
make money go further than a man.
Let me try. l will show you what
can do"
Like a fool was persuaded. My
wife had no trouble in penetrating the
society skirmish line because of the
remark of the Earl Of Chapperton,
which was on every ones lips. She re-
ceived a number of invitations, but
found that she must make consider
able outlay for costumes before she
could accept any Of them And since
the costumes she must rival cost all
the way from several hundred to sew
eral thousand dollars, and she must
have a different costume for each
function, the amount soon ran up to
third of our total income Since our
ordinary necessary expenditures re-
quired the other two-thirds, 1t was evil
dent we would soon run upon the
rocks. But what is the one matter OF
a woman's costumes, expensive though
they be, compared with the thousand
and one other Injuries that must be
provided by people of fashion. One
dinner alone we felt obliged to give
cost us $500, and it was considered
plain at that.
We permeated the outer social line /
and were making some Roadway into
the inner circle. We were both dlsap- 1
pointed in discovering that we must be /
civil to a number of the wives of young
multimil!ionaires who had married (
actresses, and my wife had discovered T
that society was not composed of such /
persons as her grandmother had shone /
among. Then something happened
that called halt to our advance.
A certain Mrs. Van Valkenburg,
whose income was some 100000 a
year and who was as homely as a
hedge fence, caused it to be given out
for a consideration, the price being
invitations to certain social climbers to
her solrees-that a mistake had been
made in reporting Earl Chapperton's
remark as to the most beautiful won
nm in New York. The Mrs. Van Val.
kenburg referred to was the lady
with the 100000 income
Everybody sneered but as all I'm.
derstood that to gainsay this edict
would cost them the enmity Of one
OF the most powerful women in New
York society no one dared to lisp
word to the contrary. The earl
had returned to England and was not
to be even questioned on the subject
The moment his lordship's compliment
was appropriated by another my wife
ceased to be an object of curiosity
and. as she had no other claim 10 be
admitted to society, was dropped Re
sides. any further attention to her was
sure to be resented by the other Mrs.
Van Valkenburg.
When the battle was over I dlscov
cred that we had eaten upon our cap
ital sufficiently TO reduce our income