The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-11-03

he is being wronEed.
About the only thing that happens
in country town is the appearance
i'm the spring and fall of a strange
to trim hats for six weeks.
1t is easy to carry some things so
far that everybody will lose money,
and Il few get killed.
A modest man is usually admired;
If people ever hear of him.
When a man wants to talk it over"
he thinks he can soon bring the OPP
position around to his way of think
ing.
There are two things people are
quick to notice: when man wears n
wig, and when a woman paints her
cheeks.
There may be pleasure in telling to-
COmplish tomorrow; but the humiia
ton you suffer tomorrow, when you
find you cant make your big talk
good, probably offsets it.
\ wrong is sometimes nothing more
serious than man clamoring for
something he is not entitled to.
How is it that a widow, bowed in
grief at the funeral, and seeing no
one, can tell after it is over who was
there?
Man never gets over it. / know II
widower who is 20, if he is a day, and
as ugly man as there is in the
world. The other day someone spoke
to him about paying attention" to an
old widow. And the old man didn't
do a thing but grin in an idiotic way,
indicating that he was guilty! When
PASS 60, if a man speaks to me
of love, I'll knock him down.
In nine cases out of ten, an excuse
doesn't excuse.
Some people remind one OF dogs;
whatever they want to do, they do,
without much regard for the proprie-
ties.
| wish ! could take advice as easily
as | give it.
Don't let a man tell you what peo-
pie say about you without telling him
what people say about him.
If you are enthusiastic, you have
probably had this experience: A sub
ject comes up in which you are inter-
ested and you meet a man. You talk
as cold, as lacking in enthusiasm, as a
mackerel barreled five years ago.
When John d Rockefeller was boy,
his mother was always soaring him
with stories that he was liable to go
to the poorhouse. He became so
frightened that he now owns nearly
all the money in the world.
If woman's daughters hang on too
long, she says a girl who marries be.
fore she is 80, is robbed Of her girl.
hood.
Women who are invited to party
are not satisfied; they want to be
asked to help receive.
never knew man who could keep
a horse looking decent in winter time
In politics, lot of things happen
and a lot of fellows claim the credit
am becoming tired of the saying:
"All quiet on the Potomac" as | ar
of the story that Byron awoke one
morning, and found himself famous.
Some men are so mean that wheI
they attend ball game, they want tC
see the home team beaten.
| After country-town man has beer
to New York there is a difference;
he is loftier, and not so well satisfied
with his own town as formerly.
When a woman abuses you, stanC
it; you can't fight a woman. Bu
these is way of getting even; abuse
her preserves behind her back.
Another persons secret is like an
other PERSONS money; you are no
as careful with it, as you are of you
own.
| | don't want to solve the problem!
of life; / want to get rid OF hearinl
them talked about.
More money is put into mining an(
politics than is taken out.
When man amounts to so littl,
that he is not asked to sign petition.
or write letters of recommendation
that settles it; he is pretty low.
When two members of the same
family meet on the street, they Away!
seem to have something disagreeablc
to talk about.
| II a woman didn't occasionally gC
wrong, the good ones would be So
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