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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09
B0LBBITENIP
Tl'GET $4,000
DIPPEBI NBgl
W. Il. euEssFoRp SAID TO HAVE
WRITTEN BLACK HAND LEI
TIERS TO MRS. 5Risc oE AT EiAG.
ERsToWN.

HAGERsToWN, Nd, June 9.-An
attempt to extort, SlO, 900 from the fam
lily OF former Governor William 7.
Hamilton by means Of black hand let
ters, which has kept tile family in a
state Of terror for three weeks, was
foiled last night when William II.
GuessfoM was arrested.
Sheriff Barber and a posse Of men
seized the suspect as he reached into
an old receptacle for bundle sup.
posed to contain money, which had
been left there in accordance with the
black handlers instructions.
Despite his protestations Of limo
cence Guessford was held under 3d.,
900 bond for a further hearing next
Saturday before United States Com
missioner A. R. Hagner. Until the
hearing Guessford will be held in the
Hagerstown jail.
In State Of Terror.
Mrs. Julia Hamilton Briscoe, eldest
daughter of Ex-Governor Hamilton,
who has charge Of the estate, received
two threatening letters, The first was
mailed at Hagerstown in the middle of
May and the second one at Williams
port on last Tuesday. The first was
not taken seriously, but the last one
resulted in an immediate plan to nab
the sender.
Both letters showed that the hand
writing was the same and on the same
kind Of paper.
Yesterday evening James 7: Briscoe
and Marshall Wilson, his brother-in-
law, drove to Williamsport and Mr..
Briscoe as had been directed, deposi-
ted a fake package In a washboiler,
which was marked with splash of
Rhitewash. Concealed in the bushes
30 feet away we're Sheriff Barber, De
pity Sheriff Isaac Long, Detective 9.
M. Burnett and Postmaster H. fK.
startzman. After Mr.. Briscoe and Mr..
Wilson drove away the officers waited
developments.
Came Out Of Bushes.
AT 7:10 O'Clock the watchers heard
a noise in, the bushes on s.the sopposite
side Of me 5F0ad aud lTl5
proaching with caution from thetd tdirec.
- Y z I'd ~ i.is' q. ~ 4 Il, h,
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YOU ARE INVITED
TO make your selection

oi wedding gifths from our large as
softmelt OF STERLING SILVER, In
Guiding as 1t does everything bride
could wish for in this line,
alta loss to know Just what to. give
come III day 4 and let us help you
ma d selection of something dpiqles
dlskincliye and acceptable 40 terli9g
sligefSafe
Asnl SCOTT Coz Jsyslsts.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09
WAS GREATLY
APPRECIATED
TRE PHlLlPPI BOARD OF TRADE,
WHITES SILVER DRUM CORPS a
LETTER FAYENG A GLOWING
TRIsuTE TO MUSICIANS.

That the people of Phiiippi appre.
,Giaeed tile work of the Silver Drum
sCoFps OF tis city, Is attested by a tet-
ter that has been sent to Comrade
Charles p. Watts, chief musician Of
the organization, by Thomas B. Bow
man, president of the Philippi board
Of trade. The members of the only
drum corps of its kind enjoyed their
visit to the capital of Barbour situated
on the Tygarts Valley river nestled IN
the majestic hills that overlook that
picturesque stream.
The letter from Mr.. Bowman Is in
the following words:
PHILlPPI, W. VA,
June s, 1911.
Mr.. C. E. Watts,
Care Silver Drum Corps,
Fairmont, W. Va.
My Dear Slr:-
1t is with the greatest satisfaction,
indeed, that we are privileged to eA'
press our qualification In the pleasure
Of having had you with US, and in the
further fact that you assisted US so
nobly to make a successful venture OF
our First Home Coming Week" and
the fiftieth anniversary of the hrs.
inland battle of the Civil war, held
here last week.
Words fail in expressing the plaud
Its OF the general public in your behalf
for your participation in our exercises
but may 1t please you to remember
that these few lines only meagerly
convey the deep sense of appreciation
Of our people for your courtesles. You
have left us the memories OF a beau
tiful tribute paid the citizens Of the
ouiet little town of Pilippi, nestled ir
the lap OF the Tlgarts Valley region
undisturbed except by the peaceful
pursuits Of a God.fearlng people.
When considering vacation or s
visit may It please you to come this
way and let US extend you the hospi
talities OF our people iR the best man
ner we know how.
Respectfully yours,
PHILIP BOARD OF TRADE,
Per. TOM. 3. BOWMAN, Pres.
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CALLS FOR
STATEMENT OF BANKS

WASHINGTON, June 9,-Comptrol.
Ter OF the currency today issued a call
for a statement as the condition Of all
National banks at the close OF busi'
ness on June z.
: This is the usual call issued by the
Comptroller about every three months.
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D
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DAVID, SOW or Mr. AND MRS.
JANIS ssaeEA ON sMorHEREp
no DEl4 4TEi ATE THIS AFTER.
NOON Under SAND BANK

~ ri II.
David, the seven year old son. OF Mr..
and MS James 3. Anderson, was
killed This afternoon about two-thirty
O'clock The boy was playing in a
sand bank and was under place
where the sand had been removed
leaving i cavern hanging overhead.
This broke loose and the life of the lit
lie child was crushed out. David was
loYable child and his sad death
hfinga sorrow to the many friends Of
tie boyan his parents.
His father is the proprietor OF the
bon Ton and Immediately on notice
ot the accident the store was closed
and the grief stricken parent hurried
to Tie home. The boys father and
mother are almost PROSTATE.
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THINKS HE rs WAL KING IN THE
( MOONLIGHT WITH HIS WIFE
AND WlTHoIlf WARMING FIRES
SHOT & GUNoNE OF THE MOST
HORRIBLE ia AGEDlES EVER
ENACTED IN WEST Virginia.
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over TH0US sand
IN BIG MElIC QUAKE

MORE THAN TWICE THAT NJ NJ.
BER ARE REPORTED TO HAVE
BEEN BADLY I'M uREp-N
cANo ERuPTS NEAR PACIFIC,
COAST AND SUFFERING Is HoR.
RlBLE AND GREAT pEsTRuc.
TON HAS BEEN WROUGHT
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HUSBAND BLOWS
OF Head 0 INNOCENT MAN

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09

Miss ocie HardestyS ol Mannineion'
Is shopping in this city today
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Came Out Of Bushes.

( At 7:10 O'Clock the watchers heard
"a noise In, the bushes ON. the Opposite
side Of me F0ad aud ilIIl5
preaching with scaadoh from tIastdirec.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
CURED HER BABY OF ECZEMA

II can't tell in words how happy the
word 'Cuticura' sounds to me, for It
cured my baby Of itching. torturing
eczema. It drat came when she was
between three and four weeks old.
appearing on her head. used every
thing imaginable and had ono doc
tors bill after another. but nothing
cured It. Then the eczema broke out
30 badly behind her ear that I really
thought her ear would come OF. For
months / doctored 1t but to no avail.
Then It began at her nose and her
eyes were nothing but sores. had to
keep her in . dark room for two
weeks. The doctor did no good. so I
stopped him coming.
For about two weeks I had used
Cuticura Soap for her every day,
then got q box Of Cuticura Ointment
and began to use that. In q week
there was q marked improvement In
all I used two cakes of Cuticura Soap
and one box of Cuticura Ointment and
my baby was cured Of the sores. This
was last November; now her hair is
growing out nicely and she has not q
scar on her. I can not praise Cud-
cura enough. can take my child any
where and people are amazed to SEQ
her without sore. From the time
she was four weeks old until she was
three years she was never without the
terrible eruption, but now. thanks to
Cuticura, have a well child" (Sign-
ed) Mrs. H. e. Householder, 2004 Will
helm St., Baltimore. Md, May 10. 1910.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Cornerstone Is Laid.

Denver.-The cornerstone of the
magnificent Denver postoffice was
laid at the corner of Eighteenth and
Stout streets. The new structurs.
which, it is said. will without excep'
ton be the handsomest public build
ing in the world, occupies the entire
block bounded by Stout. Champa,
Eighteenth and Nineteenth streets.
The contractors say that the building
will be completed in schedule time. or
hy December 1, 1911. The corner
stone was laid by the Grand Masonic
lodge of Colorado under the auspices
CT the Denver Chamber of Commerce.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Western Fruit Exposition.

Grand Junction.-A Western fruit
exposition to be held during July and
August, 1915, while the Panama expo
sition is in full swing, is what the
boosters in Mesa, Montrose, Delta and
Garfield counties are planning. Archi-
tects are drawing plans for one man
moth center exhibition hall and -four
smaller ones for each Of the four
counties. Ten thousand dollars will be
used in advertising the fruit festival
and contributions from every person
on the Western slope will be asked.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

A selfish. unkInd husband and faith.
er was to be executed for the murder
of one Of his fellowmen. The day
previous to his execution. his wife
came to the prison to see him and
asked. John dear. may 1 bring the
children tomorrow to see you hanged ?"
NO." snarled the condemned man.
That's Just like you," exclaimed
his wife. bursting Into tears, "You
never wanted your family to have any
kind Of amusement"
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

A funny story gets more attention
than sensible talk.
Even today is uncertain until 1t be-
comes yesterday.
II girl isn't good locker, she
might consult an oculist.
You may have noticed how hard It
is to find people who owe you money.
Putting up bluff is something like
making a mountain out of molehill
When a woman has to pay for her
experience. she wants 1t at bargain
rates.
A woman cares very little whether
she Is comfortable or not. provided he-
gown is stylish.-Chicago News.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Eaton Reservoir Purchased.

ndsor.-Stockholders of the Wind
sor Reservoir Company at meeting
recently authorized the board Of direc'
tors to purchase reservoir No. 8 from
B. G. Eaton for $220.000. The Wind
sor Reservoir Company will unite with
what is known as the Larimer and
Weld or Eaton division. which has
been getting water from No. 8 by ex-
change.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
How Pat Proved IL.

An Irishman was once serving in a
regiment in India. Not liking the
climate. Pat tried to evolve trick by
which he could get home. Accordingly
he went to the doctor and told him
his eyesight was bad. The doctor
looked at him for a while and then
said:
How can you prove to me that
your eyesight is bad?"
Pat looked about the room and at
last said: well, doctor. do ye see
that nail on the wall?'
"Yes," replied the doctor.
well, then" replied Pat, II can't"
Chicago Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
No Need to Be Good.

No Need to Be Good.
A little Shaker Heights girl sur
prised her parents last week by refus-
ing to be scared into being good. "It's
no use telling me Santa Claus won't
come. or that the angels will write 1t
down In their book II I'm naughty,
mamma" she said. II might as we'll
tell you that they think up in heaven
that I'm dead"
But why should they think that.
dear?"
because I haven't said my prayers
for two weeks."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Mayor Of Aut Suicides.

Denver.-Rather than be taken pris-
oner and face the charge Of passing
worthless checks, James X. Houghton.
mayor of Ault. Colo. sent a bullet
through his brain in this city. He died
at st. Luke's hospital The shot was
fired before two witnesses in his room
in the Kaiserhof hotel, and at the mo-
ment when Detective John Mcneil
knocked at the door.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Plain a Day,

A man recently visited the art
museum in Chicago and wandered
about, looking at the paintings with
more or less interest. He finally
stopped In front of portrait which
showed man sitting In high-backed
chair. There was small white card
on the picture, reading:
"A portrait Of q. H. Smith, by him
self"
The man read the card and then
chuckled to himself.
what fools these city folks are!"
he said. Anybody who looks at that
picture would know Smiths by him
self. There amt any one else in tho
picture"-Chicago Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
e!.ekbIrd. E.. er...hopper Equ.

elaekbIrds Eat orasshopper Eggs.
Greeley.-Attracted by the grass
hoppers eggs which the farmers are
exposing by discing the soil. thous-
snds of blackbirds are enjoying a
feast. Blackbirds have always been
plentiful here, but where there were
formerly score of birds now there
sre hundreds, and others are Joining
the forage ranks.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
oRADO NEWS
Gathered From
All Parts of the State
Suit AoaInst state Auditor.

Denver.---George A. starbird has filed
suit In the District Court asking for
mandamus to compel State Auditor
Michael A. Leddy to sign a voucher
for $1,000 which Starbird claims is
due him for strip Of land adjoining
the state fish hatcheries purchased
last fall by the state.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Another Pioneer Dies.

Golden.-After a short illness. John
Il. Titus, one of the earliest piou-
GERS OF Colorado, and one of Golden's
most prominent men, passed away.
Death was due to stroke of par
elysis. He was 10 years old.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

I'm SO sorry" she said when they
had wandered far from the madding
throng and he had endeavored several
times to kiss her. that we never
came out here before"
Are your" he asked. with glad
note Of eagernoss in his tone.
Eyes. Because II we had I'd be
somewhere else now"
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

"'old ard. Johnny" cried one bob
by to another during the suffragetts
raid on the house of parliament when
the order came to grab partners. Let
me get that one-'er with the red at"
Right. my son. But you've got .
sob. She looks a game 'un."
well, oughtn't to knowf She's
my missus. Times.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

"How do you get along with your
mother-in-law?"
mot at all; nobody can. Even the
food she eats doesn't agree with her.
When she comes into the room every
body shuts up. The other day she
got into a folding bed and the bed
shut up."-Field and Farm.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Always Later.

In the last installment of the Potash
and Perlmutter stories Abe tell Nav
russ that one delinquent debtor will
pay the firm sooner or later. Maw-
russ retorts: "Sure. know, Abe; and
II them sooner or later fellers would
pay you oncet in a while sooner,
Abe. 1t would be all right. y under.
stand. But they don't, Abe; they al
ways pay you later"
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Last Bodies Recovered,

Trinidad - The bodies of the last
two victims of the Cokedale explo-
sion have been recovered, after the
rescue party had worked strenuously
III an attempt to locate them.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Illinois Society Banquet.

Denver.-The banquet of the Illinois
Society given at the Albany hotel Feb.
13, was one of the largest ever held in
the city. The presence of former Gov.
Richard Yates of Illinois added great
interest to the occasion. Gov. Yates
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Would Pay $4,000.

Washington.-Senato Guggenheim
introduced a bill appropriating $780,
Coo to Paul Mulock Of Leadville. to
be full satisfaction and compensation
for use by the United States Of Ger.
tain inventions of his used in rifling
for firearms.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Farmers Own Coal Mine.

Eaton.-Through the work of the
Farmers Union. fifty Eaton farmers
have taken an interest in the Farm
ers' Union coal mine at Erie. The
formers shipped in their first carload
pnd laid it down for $3.35 a ton.
The coal is said to be of excellent
quality.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
DENVER DIRECTORY

BUN ]. LUX CHANDisE. Mammoth cats.
log mailed free. Cor. 18th & Blake. Denver.
BY SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT I can
swsrins three aHe.tions free. Send birth
KHALDIA. Box Sl8. Denver. Colorado.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Million Dollar Company.

Pueblo.-The Walls Frogless Switch
Manufacturing Company filed articles
OF incorporation and will erect plant
for manufacturing the switch. which
has been endorsed by leading rail.
loads. The capital stock is to be
81 100000.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
No sian Of Marriage.

Employer-Are you a married mani
Applicant-No. sir; that scar on my
face came from being knocked down
by an ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Tele-
graph.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
A Modern Family.

Where is the cook?"
"she in the kitchen preparing sup
per for the doctors wife. dinner for
the doctor. and breakfast for the stu
dents. Blaetter.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
IL poaan.t Ealios.

Until man finds wife he is only
= half" says the Sanskrit; but 1t
doesn't follow that man can become
the whole thing by getting married.
Lppincott's Magazine.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
HIs wIsh eratlHed,

NJ. Jean Robie. the celebrated Bel
gian artist, died at Brussels the other
week aged SO. He was the son Of a
blacksmith who worked at his fathers
forge early in life. and afterwards de-
veloped taste for painting. M. Robie
was also famous as a horticulturist.
and was an authority on roses. He
used to say: II want to die among my
roses" and his wish was fulfilled.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
A Great Parsonage.

Mr.. Woggs-I'm through with
Bump. I told him we are going to
name our baby after some great per
sonage. and asked him for a sugges.
tion.
Mrs. Woggs-What did he say?
Mr.. Woggs-He said: "Name 1t aft
er ours."-Puck.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
In Boston.

Mrs. Beans-How rapidly Emerson
grows
Mrs. Cod-Yes; he Will be In short
specs very soon.-Harper's Bazar.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Let US make the best of our friends
while we have them, for how long we
shall keep them 10 uncertain.-seneca
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

PILEs CHREp IN 9 TO l4DAYss,
knNT falls 70 curs anZ oass Of ltehng. Blind.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

The Cynic with incipient mustache)
Poof! Lady footballers. indeed! Why.
I don't suppose half Of you know what
touch down" means.
Young Lady-Your best girl does II
you ever kissed her.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Garfield Tea purifes the blood and eradi-
Gates rheumatism. 1t is made of Herbs.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

The man in the church with the
rowing eyes looking over the bulbous
nose is pretty sure to be strong on
the doctrines.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Drink Garfield Tea at night! 1t insures
normal action of liver. kidneys and bowels.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

is one of the greatest orators Of tho
country and his address on Abraham
Lincoln" is said to be masterpiece
The table decorations were in keep.
ing with the occasion. and souvenirs
were brought from Lincoln's old homo
by Gov. Yates.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

All the worlds a stage. and life is
the greatest on earth.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Constipation IL an avoidable misery-take
Garfield Tea, Natures Herb laxative.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Exactly.

Papa. what is fiatterly?"
praise of other people, my son.
Boston Transcript.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

An undertaken knows lot OF dead
ones" that he is unable to bury.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Don't worry about your complexion
take Garfield Tea, the blood purifier.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
HOWARD {. BURTON, AssAYER L CHEMIST

LEADVILLE. COLOHAUO.
Specimen prices: Gold. silver. lead, 81; Rold.
silver. T5e: gold. sos: zInc or copper. 81.
application. Control and umpire work so
licited Reference: Carbonate National Bank
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Had His usos,

"You don't make very good music
with that instrument" said the inno-
cent bystander to the man behind the
bass drum as the band ceased to
play.
mo" admitted the drum-pounder:
"but I drown a heap Of bad"
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
1rsE AI1.EN,s FOOT,E.sE

the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
shoes. 1t makes your feet feel easy and COM
everywhere 25c. RetSs< rxBsfiIut,s For free trial
package, address Allen 8. .Olmstead Leroy, NY.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
The Old Maid,

Bacon-That woman is forever pick
ing at the men.
Egbert-That's the reason no man
has ever picked her. suppose.-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
A Country School for Girls in New York

It Fsnfurs O Life
School the Hudson River Full
College, School Coach
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Just Wonderjr

Just Wondering.
T see that New York has hotel
where women are permitted to
smoke"
what about it,"
Il was just wondering whether they
have ribbons on the cuspidors."
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Some tombstone inscriptions are too
good to be true.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
SAVED FROM DANGEROUS OPERA
Tl0H--NEI6HB0R ADVISED WHAT
TO DO FOR BLADDER TROUBLE

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me.
Several months ago was taken very
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pains and suffered greatly, at times
could not stand on my feet OF Eit in .
chair and often was forced to cry out
with pain.
I consulted two doctors who gave ms
different kinds of medicine, which did me
NO good. It seemed a. though the more
Of their medicine took, the worse / be
came. The doctors seemed to be greatly
puzzled over my case and after holding .
consultation, I was told that I had .
severe case of Inflammation of the bladder
and an operation was very necessary.
was being prepared to be taken to the
hospital, when q neighbor came to my
house and said, "Why don't you try .
bottle Of DR.. Kilmers Swamp Root|
was willing to try anything to get relief
from my suffering. My wife bought bot
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and soon noticed . change for the better.
I continued taking it and got better right
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able to resume work.
I have used several bottles of Swamp
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I would have been operated on, and per-
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Root a. know It will save many people
from suffering and perhaps. a. in my
case, . dangerous opention.
Yours gratefully,
SAMUEL WILSON,
Minneapolis, MINI.
k.k> Il HTs-k~
County Of Hennepin ..
Personally appeared>before mo this 24th
day of Sept, 1909, Samuel Wilson, Of tho
city OF Minneapolis of the State Of Mime
sota, who subscribed the above and on
oath says that same il true in substance
and in fact.
N. N. KERRIDGE,
Notary Public.
Commission expires March %. 1914.
Lstssr
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For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and ons-dollar.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Great Home Eye Remedy,
for all diseases of the eye, quick relief
from using PETTIT'S EYE sALvE. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

sheI know, Alfred. have my
faults.
He-Oh. certainly.
She (angrily)-Indeed! Perhaps
you'll tell me what they arel
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17
Mzzenu


ailments invited to write to the nsss and
given for positive proof that Lydia
Yegetabla Compound does female Ills.
The Springfield herald., 1911-02-17

Perhaps Mohammed went to the
mountain because 1t was cheaper than
spending his vacation at the seashore.