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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
FUNERAL
AT M'CRYSTAL HOME.
Accident Victim and Sister-in.
Law Buried Today.

A double funeral for Patrick Nc
Crystal and his sister-in-lew, Miss
Mary Ryan. was held from the Nc
Crystal home at 135 Bleecker street, to
st. Patrick's Cathedral today. Father
Brennan was celebrant at the solemn
high mass OF requiem. Father Whelan
acted as deacon and Father Herman
as sub-deacon.
A large number of the friends and
relatives of the family attended the
funeral. McCrystal died as the result
of n fall In Cummings Brothers sa-
loon in Broad street Tuesday. Miss
Ryan, who made her home with the
McCrystals, died the day before. and
McCrystal was on his way 70 notify
her brother Of her death when he met
with the fatal accident. The double
intermcnt was In Morristown.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
GERSON-GREENBAUM.

Miss Elsie G~reenbaum, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Isidor Greenbaum, of IA
Nelson place, will be married at S
o'clock this afternoon to Jacob Gerson,
Of New York. The ceremony viii take
place in Achtel-Stetter's, and will be
performed by the Rev. Charles I.
Hoffman.
Miss Stella Kiralfy. of fittsburg, Pa,
a cousin of the bridegroom, will attend
the bride. and the other attendant win
be Mrs. Charles Marx, of New York.
Milton Greenbaum. brother of the
bride. will be best man. The brides
gown will be white peat de sole.
trimmed with duchesse lace, and she
will wear a bridal veil.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
MAY SAVE SAILORS
FROM WRECKED VESSEL.
Twenty-three Men Still Aboard
the Manchuria.

NORFOLK, Va. March e.-With the
passing to the sea of the severe storm
which swept the Virginia yester-
day better weather conditions pre-
vailed today at the scene of the wreck
of the British steamer Manchur.a
thirty miles south of Cape Henry, and
gave promise of the rescue of the
twenty-three members of the crew
who all day yesterday and last nigh
were In danger of being swept over
board into the angry seas which
dashed over the vessel.
During a binding snow storm last
night the combined forces of four life
saving stations succeeded in ~effecting
the rescue of eight men from the
wrecked steamer, leaving twenty-three
men still aboard.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
THE REy. ANDREW M. ARCULAsiUS,

The funeral Of the Rev. Andrew M
A~rcuIartus, former assistant pastor
of the Clinton Avenue Re
church, this city, viii De
held tomorrow afternoon from the
home. ATS Lafayette street, Br"oklyn
Internent will be made In Greenwood
Cemetery. The minister died at his home
on Tuesday. following an operation.
h Rev. Andrew NJ. Arcularius was
70 wears old. He was a graduate of
Rutgers College and OF the Theo'ogicai
Seminary at New Brunswick lie was
called to Newark in 1906 A widow and
three daughters survive.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
FREDERICK ". G

THE Rev. William Fl. Haines. pastor
of the First Christian Church, of Irv-
ington, this afternoon officiated at the
funeral OF Frederick w. Boggs. held il
the home, l2S Leslie street. Burial fol
lowed in Paramount Cemetery. Mr..
Boggs died on Monday following an IL
ness of twelve years. His mother died
a short time ago. He VIA fifty years
old and a lifelong resident CT ewark
In addition to a widow. Mrs. Martha r.
Boggs. he is survived by a daughter
Miss Elsie Boggs, and a sister, Mrs
John F. Bellows, of Philadelphia.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
MASS FOR MRS. ALICE HoDGMAN.

A high mass of requiem was oeie-
brated in the Sacred Heart Roman
Catholic Church today for Mrs. Alice
Hodgman, OF As Alexander street. In
terment followed in Holy Sepulchre
Cemetery. Mrs. Hodgman died on
Tuesday at the home of her daughter,
Mrs. Elizabeth Weller. OF the Alexander
street address. Mrs. Hodgman was the
widow OF the late James Hodgman
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
Monday Whist Club.

Mrs. Willis r. King, of 81 Baldwin
avenue, will be hostess next week to
the Monday Whist Club.
Members of the club include Mrs.
Frederick H. Goble, Mrs. George w.
Rem, Mrs. Thomas Lavolette. Mrs.
George J.. Busch. Mrs. George Stengel,
Mrs. Frank Polhemus and Mrs. Joseph
Crate.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09

- LObdA hAeA app p1pVVoJ WV
Map Shows Plan.
The accompanying map shows the
plan for the complete development OF
the meadows recommended by the
Board Of Consulting Engineers. which
should be carried out with such modi-
hcations as experience shall show adj
visable, in measure as funds become
available. The canal and entrance
channel can be deepened later as neces-
sary and desirable, and. when re-
quired, provision can be made for
navigation across the railroad ines.
The bay front should also be inn
proved by bulkheads n piers to suit
the needs of the prospective occupants
and in tins connection the board would
renew the recommendation already
made that sue legislation as may be
necessary be secured as will lodge in
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
ACKNOWLEDGMENT
IN 900 CORPORATION

CINCINNATI. March Alleging
mismanagement and the impairment Of
stockholders interests. a suit for an
accounting and receivership was filed
in the Superior Court here todsF
against the Ford and johnson on
pany. a $4,000 Oe corporation The
action is brought by Caroline ziegier, =
Cincinnati stockholder, on behalf 81
herself and other stockholders.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
Has Arranged Recital.

Mrs. Robert W. Hawkesworth. of East
Orange, who has successfully managed
a number of musical affairs in this city
this season, will present John McCor-
mick, tenor of the Manhattan Ogeya
Company. and Nine. Noryille. in a reci-
tai of Irish songs to be given the eve
ming of April 4, In Kruger Auditorium.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
BRYCE IN ALBANY.

ALBANY, N. Y, March 9--Amoassa-
dor James Bryce, of G eat Britain, h
came to Albany to attend the annual
dinner of the University Club tonight,
was the guest of honor today at
a luncheon given by Goyerno rand Mrs.
Dix.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
SENATOR MARITIME SHOWS
CONTINUED IMPROVEMENT
Especial to the Newark Star,

PLAINFIELD, March 9.-United
States Senator James e. MARITIME con-
tinues to show improvement in his con-
dition and hopes to leave his home
within a short time. provided weather
conditions are favorable.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
SEWING SOCIETY MEETING

The -fortieth annual meeting of the
Hebrew Ladies' Sewing Society will be
held Wednesday afternoon at 2:S0
o'clock at the Hebrew Orphan Asylum,
Clinton avenue.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
Lentcn Sewing Gins. Meets.

A number of society women who are
actively interested in the welfare of st.
Barnabas's Hospital and who hav or
ganized themselves into a Lenten Sew
ing Glass, are meeting this afternoon
at the residence of Mrs. John Lewis
Hay, 1862 Clinton avenue.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
VIII Give Lenten Tea.

Mrs. Henry Haussling will give a
Lenten tea at her home, 6s1 High street,
next Thursday afternoon in the inter-
ests of the Home for Incurables. The
affair will be in charge of the auxiliary
of the institution. Mrs. William War
rem will pour, and in the receiving par y
will be Mrs. George ]. Holmes, Mrs.
Edward A. Ackerley, Mrs. Edmond SIN
mock and Mrs. Howard s. Kinney.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
MISS ELIZABETH cRoWELL.

Miss Elizabeth Croweii. daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Crowell. OF IA
Factory street. Betlevi1le. died last
night. The funeral will be held Satur-
day morning from St Peters Church.
Belleville. Miss Crowell was Ill about
two months.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
Reliable Rheumatic
Prescription

Al this season many people suffer with
rheumatism, which is likely to assume a
chronic form unless carefully treated. The
Following prescription possesses great vir.
the ard has been known to relieve and
csra MANY OF the most hopeless cases. ANY
good druggist can fill it. The true in
Sredients. and pure, must be used to In
sire success.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09

Mix in a half-pint bottle and begin. by
taking one teaspoonful after each meal,
and one at bedtime; after the first week
gradually Increase the dose to two tea
s~poonfuls. While somewhat more expensive
than ordinary patent medicines, it is real
ly to be desired If results are the goal.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
VIII Entertain at Bridge.

Mrs. Ferdinand Harpers has issued
invitations for a bridge to be given at
her residence, 705 High street, Saturday
afternoon, March Is.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
cOUGHED ALL NIGHT
TIL This Recipe Was Tried. Cure Fol-
lowed In S Hours.

t0Weu III . HUNTS
A prominent medical man. who suf-
fered with a severe cough and cold on
the lungs, often being kept awake all
night, and weakened by loss of sleep,
finally discovered a simple formula
which will cure any cough in FIVE hours
by the clock. 1t is a laxative tonic
cough syrup which can be made at
home by anyone and the formula is
here given for the benefit of those who
PASS sleepless nights in painful par
oxysms. Those who have tried 1t say
II is magical, and beats any high
priced, s~low-acting cough medicine ever
sold. -,
Mix in a bottle pne-half ounce fluid
wild cherry bark. n ounce compound
essence card'ol and three ounces syrup
,vbita nine compound. Take twenty
drous every half hour for four hours.
Then take one.half to one teaspoonful
drsn less. according to age. This will
tone up n rid the system OF deep
seated coughs every time.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
visiting in Newark.

street. is entertaining as her guest Miss
Mildred Shillito, of Cincinnati, o.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
Mrs. W. r.. smith Pre.ide..

Mrs. W. n. Smith Presides.
Mrs. William r Smith presided at
a meeting of the Union Club break
fast committee held this morning In
the Public Library. The following
committees were appointed to make
arrangements for holding the annual
luncheon given by the women's clubs
G. this city. Those who were elected
to serve on the committees are: Time
and place, Mrs. Henry N. Sayre, Mrs.
Theodore Heydon and Mrs. Frederick
A. Dudley; program, Mrs. William s.
Disbrow, who will name her own COM
mittee; ushers and seating, Mrs. E.. S.
Armitage, who will also name her W
committee; decorations, Miss Julia NJ.
Healy; MENU, Mrs. Ainsworth J.
Hague; tickets. Mrs. w. i. Burnett
and Mrs. Francis Pell. and transporta-
ton. Miss Louise K. Hardy and Mrs.
e. s.. Armstrong. Another meeting will
be held on Thursday morning, March
%, in the library.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09

ens Club e.
p reg

A THOUGH final details ave not
"A been completed for the program
for the spring meeting of the
New Jersey State Federation OF
Women's Clubs, to be held In Asbury
Park May 8 and 6, when State officers
are to be elected. the approaching gath
ering is attracting interest among the
club women, and the convention prom
Uses to be largely attended. Mrs. II.
NJ. Edwards, of Glen Ridge, chairman
Of the nominating committee, has been
Obliged to ser out second slips To
most of the clubs asking for new NOM
nations to fill the ballot; she lacks the
second candidate in many instances,
and the first as well In some. These
second lists were returned last week,
and it is anticipated that the ticket
will be ready for the clubs by the
last Of March. All officers excepting
six directors, who hold over, are to be
chosen. The committee desires not to
disclose any Of the names until the
full list is ready.
Mrs. Otto Policeman, chairman of the
music department, recently held a
meeting of the members of hat Sec
tion in Asbury Park, when the sub
ject of having an hour Of the spring
meeting devoted entirely to music in
clubs was discussed. The idea ex-
pressed is not SO much to show how
many good musicians many club have
in their membership, but to demon
strate the work that has been accom-
plished and can be done by clubs for
public education and wider interest
and knowledge of music Lectures.
talks IN musical compositions, the
history of musical Instruments. and
kindred topics are studied every year
by clubs having music departments,
and many of these organizations have
branched out in school work and with
church choirs. These are the things TO
be brought to attention.
Mrs. Frank Amber Pattison. presi-
dent Of the State Federation. and Mrs.
John =. Schmerhorh, chairman of the
literature department. have asked sug-
sesron- fom clubs and club MEM
bers in making up the program for the
spring meeting.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-09
TOWNSHIPS.

Marie ]. Vanderhoof and hus to
George F. B%radenburg, +. Orange,
" $ Grove 81, 125 it n fr Park av,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-02-26

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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-02-26
ONE OF THE BEST EQUIPPED AND MANAGED
TRANSFER AND STORAGE CONCERNS
IN OKLAHOMA.

TEN and fifteen will move carloads of freight
and household goods day and this what the Nichols Trans
fer Co. have take OF freight and moving The Nichols
Transfer Co. began when Tulsa began and has been growing nC
which makes the oldest and reliable the
About wohds of all the local freight coming Tulsa merchanss
checked handled by this these
had them do all their transfer work for the thorough
handling and checking freight
have not lost single box of goods
All freight passing through Tulsa transferred between the Frisco
Santa Fe Midland Valley A. v * W. the Katy railroads handled by
the Nichols Transfer Co. This takes careful which this
has the best
After repeated by the merchants and peop of Tulsa this
opened brick building and prepared
thing you have price Figure with them and
will with them
The Nichols Transfer Co. owned by Mr. Tony Eaton and Fred
Mr. Eaton has charge the Office phone and contracts and
Mr. Feyerhem handles the collections
The Nichols Transfer have hauled everything from bunch of
onions printing this magazine; you have
hauling call No N Main phone 118 and they will
right Remember this has good commercial rating
which guarantee their goods and delivery
of goods after leaving depot
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-02-26
JOHN v STARR, ARCHITECT

located Tulsa about three ago hall
praetaed archl
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-04
AEaopLANE BUG DISCOVERED.

The aeroplane bug is the latest thing. Cliftondale, Mass, has pro duced it, and William Meader, anna teur taxidermist, has the honor oi having revealed it's existence.
 Meader came on the strange in sect in his garden. So far as he has been able to ascertain from a study of bug" books, nobody ever knew of the insect before, and therefore he has christened it the aeroplane bug.
 It measures five inches from head to tip of tail. It has six legs, each three-quarters of an inch in length The first section of the legs is of a light brown color, and the second of a brilliant green tint. The body re sembies the color of the small branches of a grape vine.
 It's head is the size of small shot, and the bug has two little coal black eyes. Two red feelers each two inches long, extend from the side of each eye. On the tail are horns about an eighth of an inch long.
 It somewhat resembles an aero plane, both in structure and flight.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-04
ENORMOUS WASTE
 BY TIE AMERICANS
What Might be Accomplished at Home by Money Spent
 Abroad
FRANCE IRE BENEFICIARY

BALTIMORE, Oct. 3.-About two hundred and ninety thousand Amer jeans went abroad during the last fiscal year and spent fully $200, ,000, 900 on passage across the Atlantic hotel bills, railway transportation, amuse- ments and for miscellaneous pur- poses according 10 a statement spe- cially prepared for Secretary Norman M. Parrott of the Greater Baltimore committee by John Ball Osborne, chief of the Bureau of Trade Rela- tions, department of state, Washing ton. Of this number 220,000 were about equally divided between first and second cabin passengers, with an average expenditure of $500. and the balance were steerage. These fig. ures do not include the large sum annually spent for jewelry, clothing and other articles.
 The cost of running the municipal governments of sixteen of the larger cities during the calendar year 1908 was $274. .000.000 according to a special report of the United States census, available, they would show little diff ference in the comparative standing of the same cities at the present time. This included outlays for gen eral and special service expenses such as police and fire protection, health, highways, charities, hospitals, education, recreation etc. but does not take in public improvements. For general and special service expenses and in round numbers according to the census figures, New York City spends about $10s,000.000; Chicago sS6,000, GOO; Philadelphia S24,000,0O0: Boston s17,0OO,0O0; St. Louis SI2. 2.000.- 900; Pittsburg Sl0,500, ,0O00: San Fran cisco. s6,5O0,000; Buffalo, S7 ,000. .OOO; Detroit. s6.oOO,O0O; Cincinnati s6,OOO,- 900; Newark, N J., s6,00O, ,000; Mil waukee s5,000O00; New Orleans $4, ,500, ,0s0.
 "A large part of this vast amount is undoubtedly spent in France, par tieularly in Paris" said Mir. Osborne. While I was in that city last sum mer I discussed this topic with an American citizen who is a keen ob- server and has lived in Paris contin- uously many years. l suggested that American tourists spend annually at least S100,000, 900 in France. He re- piled that he believed that sum was dopped by our compatriots in the little Rue de la Paix for jewelry on one side of the street and gowns on the other"
 Just pause a moment and think if that two hundred million dollars was
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-04

kept in this country it would buy A five-cent loaves of bread for each one of the 90,000. coo Of meu, women and children. or supply at least a half dozl en shirts to every man over eighteen years old.
 While the primary object of the Greater Baltimore committee in launching the See America First movement and the committee of prom inent Balitmoreans now in charge of it is educational, the ultimate result will be that many of the good Amer iean dollars that otherwise would be spent abroad will find their way into the various avenues of American trade. The convention will be held in Baltimore in May 1912. We want every American to know this country as well as the bright school boy knows his daily lesson, said Mir. Charles H. Dickey, chairman of the Greater Baltimore committee. Let them realize that Christopher Colum- bus discovery of America was the greatest thing that ever happened and that we want them to do just the very same thing that Columbus did. What will be the result? When any of our people go abroad they will put America on the talk map of every foreign country they visit and it will not be long until this coun- try is filled with European touring parties"
 Mayor Preston has appointed committee of fifteen to have general charge of the arrangements for the See America First" convention and Governor Brothers has named a com mittee to arrange for the state exhib- it. Both committees are made up of prominent men and soon they intend to have the slogan See America First in Baltimore Next May" on the tongues of everybody from ocean to ocean and from Maine to the Gulf for the benefit of the whole country President Taft will open the conven- ton and governors of most of the states have already appointed dele gates to arrange for their state ex- hibits.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-04
CHRONIC klcKERs.
Galveston News.)

There are a lot of poor women in this country married to men who will drink any kind of whisky offered to them and then go home and crticise the coffee.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-04
SAVED HIS NOTIFIES LIFE.

Four doctors had given me up,H writes Mrs Laura Gaines, of Ayoca, La. "and my children and all my friends were looking for me to die, when my son Insisted that I use Flee tric Bitters. did so, and they have done me world of good. I will al. ways praise them. Electric Bitters is a priceless blessing to women troubled with fainting and dizzy spells. backache. headache, weakness, debility, constipation or kidney disor. ders. Use them and gain new health, strength and yigor. They're guaran- teed to satisfy or money refunded
 Only soc at all druggists. 7s.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-04
PUZZLED THE DOCTOR.
(Chicago Journal)

tCHiCu5O JDAIHdl}
 Dad, began the son of a physician the other evening; dad, dad. I want to ask you something; I want The doctor laid down his evening paper and answered his son:
 What do you want to know, my son?" he offered kindly.
 Which has more legs, one pig or no pig2"
 The father frowned and picked uE his paper again. T didn't know you wanted to ask me a silly thing like that he said irritably; ~one pig. oi course"
 tNoA he hasn't" the youngster chuckled. "A pig has four legs and no pig has six legs. See?"
 And the physician laid down his paper again and started to puzzle il out.