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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

an who welded without love was
handing the gold brick to the man.
Not at all, not at ALL James is
usually glad enough to get Genevieve
at any price.
And by the time the glamor has
worn off and he has time enough left
from his own emotions to think about
hers, he has quit thinking about emo
tons and got back on the job.
This is when Genevieve is going to
he very, very lonely. If she loves
James, she can think about him with
all sorts of comfortable little thrills
and remember all his niceness and for
get an occasional hasty word. It is
endurable even to read the lucabra-
lions of the happy-homers in the
Household column, when she does so
by the light of her love for James.
But suppose she does not love
James.
Then what has she got, after the
new of the trousseau has worn off, ex-
cept ashes and dust and such unpleas-
ant things? Even if James has guam
titles of money, she has to put up with
man who gives her the shivers every
evening for dinner and every morning
for breakfast, and if she lodges the
issue and doesn't come down to break
fast, she has to let him kiss her good
bye, anyway. Because, with the nat
urally wrong-headednes Of man, these
are precisely the circumstances under
which James never forgets to kiss his
little girl goodbye.
HAS my little girl been lonely to-
day." COOS James, with a piece of
SCOT on his nose, his bald spot show
Ing, and in need of shave, as he hur.
ries into Genevieve's boudoir-or
kitchen, as the family circumstances
permit.
Has my little girl been lonely? I
brought her such big box of candy
this time. Do I get the kiss that's
coming to me?'
Very bristly is James, and trif1e
grotesque, all of which counts not at
all when Genevieve loves him: but
when she doesn't, it counts all the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

WnOIe, vide WORK. But, OF course, ne
gets his kiss. There is such thing
as sense of duty and fairness in
Geoeyieve. And James is paying good
cash for those kisses.
81 can't bear to have my little wife
away all summer" murmurs this for
saken-of-the-Lord James. 81 simply
cannot think of having her away from
me for so long. Suppose you wait till
I can go with you. And we'll choose
some little place where / can run
over every Sunday"
VERY we'll, James," says Genevieve,
and her heart sinks down, down into
her little suede boots, because she has
been counting on a months breathing
spell where there wasn't a sign of
her James, or any other woman's
James, or any James as yet unat-
tached For, to the heart of her, she
is sick of Jameses.
''I'll be able to get away and help
you choose your spring suit" says
this most fatuous of husbands. "Just
run downtown this afternoon and I'll
meet you"
He dearly loves to help his wife Sc
lect her clothes. They get the frock
and then begins the dicker for hat.
James is the paymaster, and Gene
We've curls up with disgust, because
he likes such unutterable things; but
she cannot deny him the exercise of
his taste, because, if she does, she is
going to have to coax him. And to
coax James! Because by the time she
has lived a year or two with an UNI
loved James he gives her the horrors
worse than even at first.
And, you just take my word for it,
the James she doesn't love is having
a fine time. Because the other kind,
the sensitive sort, would have had
sense enough to know from the start
that she had no use for him.
Think aboht this, dear girls, when
you are looking at the diamond that
James is offering. Do you love James?
Not does James love you? 1t is to be
supposed that he does, or he would
not be expanding good money for dia-
monds, unless, indeed, you have a
million or two in your own right.
Do you love James? Because, If you
wed him, not loving him, you are sell
ing gold brick, not to James, but to
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
- 1ENEVIEVES O7D.
| KNOW 80 8!
TM!K>1Also thor JAMES,
w Aa< BY HELEN HELP
The Genevieve Who Sells Herself
Gold Brick

The woman who marries man she
does not love is selling herself gold
brick
Heretofore, the pronunciamentoa
have all been the other way It has
been declared by the how-to-make-
home-happy writer's and the women
who COO through few columns to tell
wives all about meeting him with
smile and always wearing pink rose
in your hair and never being caught
with a pink wrapper on after eight
o'clock in the morning; that the wom-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
Doctor Told Him the Worst

My wife has been having some
trouble with her throat" confided
fri nd, land got pretty worried about
it and sent for a doctor. He examined
her and looked very grave and that
scared me even worse.
so I said, Tell me the worst at
once, Doc And he whispered, She
will recover her voice
and my wife overheard the Ques-
ton and the answer, and now Doc
and l are both in bad. Boston Her
aid.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

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pne hottie of Compound, but kept on
q Il I was afraid to stop too soon. Mrs.
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For thirty years it has been the
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

parishioner, anxious to demonstrate
the direct efficacy of prayer, will lay
for him with gun.
But at all events, as the scheduled
day draws nigh the congregation is
redoubling its prayers for Mr.. Davis
demise and special meetings are now
held twice a week. Such piety ought
to impel Mr.. Davis to capitulate or
move out. AS Tom Sawyer's friend
Huck Finn, once remarked, when a
niger does get religion he gets it
hard" -Milwaukee Sentinel.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Henry G. Leon
hardt, Liberty St,
Sturgeon Bay, Wis.
says: my kidneys
were in such bad
shape, the kidney Sc
cretions passed every
few minutes. I doc
tored with the best
physicians and treat
ed with a prominent
specialist, but receiv-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
DON'T Expect Kindness.

There are six sorts of people at
whose hands you need not expect much
kindness. The narrow minded think
of nobody but themselves, the lazy are
too Indifferent, the busy have not
time to think, the rich disregard APP
peals for kindness, the poor have
neither spirit nor ability, and the good
natured fool is not capable of serving
you-Home Notes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

ed only temporary relleE. loan hlu-
ney Pills helped me at once and soon I
was permanently cured. | really feel
that Doan's Kidney Pills saved my
life"
when Your Back is Lame, Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S."
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
He Knew jim.

Jim had made an unsuccessful at.
tempt to conquer the world and came
back to the Tennessee town dirty.
worn out and hungry.
Uncle JOHN he said melodra-
matically, Il came home TO die"
mo, dod CAST you," said unsympa-
thetic Uncle John, you came home to
eat.""-Success Magazine.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
An UnsIeepinq Youth.

What business do you think your
SON will adopt?"
Can't say replied Farmer Corn
toSSel, but judging by the hours
Josh keeps, should say he was nat
urally cut out to be a miIkman.''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

bic compound. l.
was sick thre 9
months and could
not walk. / suf-
fered all the time.
The doctors said I
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for [ could
hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
right leg. / began
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Geneyieve. If you are one of the sub
missive sort, you may end by learning
to love him, like they tell about.
Otherwise you will probably elope
with the Young Brute around the cor
ner-and never regret it but once aft.
erwards.
(Conyriphf nv Associated ifera nv Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
A Little Touchy.

Victim Catching man with hand in
his pocket What are you doing With
your hand in my pocket?
Pickpocket-Oh, why are you so sen.
sitive?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
Stop the Pain.

The hurt of burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
druggists For free sample write to
j. w. Cole & Co.. Black River Falls, Wis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Blessed are the happiness-m akers.
Blessed are they wno know how to
shine on ones gloom with their cheer.
Henry Ward Beecher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

My TREND Is dear, but my enemy is
also useful; the friend shows me what
can do, the enemy shows me what /
ought to Schiller.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Gayboze-When my wife saw the
condition I was in when I got home
from the club last night it just stag
gered her!
Martini-I'm not surprised. You
know you drank enough for two, old
man!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

No evil dooms us hopelessly ex-
cept the evil we love and desire to
continue-George Eliot
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

did you have trial before you
hanged that horse thief?'
1--WE sure did," replied Piute Pete.
"He was mighty bad man, and we
wanted to give him all the unpleas-
ant suspense possible
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
HAVE YOU SUSPECTED YOUR
KIDNEYS?

Thousands suffer from backache,
headache, dizziness and WEAKNESS
without suspecting their kidneys.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

De QuIz-Did the learned professor
.oXpIain the matter on which you were
lin doubt?
De Witt-Yes, but he used such UNI
familiar language that I'll have to go
around tomorrow and get him to eN
plain his explanation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
WOMAN
| ESCAPES
|VasCured byLydiaE. Pink
m'sVegetable Compound

r1rood Ind.-"Your remedies have
, L1IT me- and [ have only taken six
Lille, ,ot of Lydia E: Pinkham's Vegeta-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Do you ever have Headache, Toothache.
or Earache? Most people do. Hamlins
Wizard Oil is the best household remedy
and liniment IT these everyday troubles.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22
Bears the
Proper Treatment.

81 have terrible cold,' he COM
planned. MY head feels all stopped
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Have you tried vacuum clean
err" she queried sweetly.-Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Too many officeholders who pre-
tend to be working for their country
are merely working it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-09-22

than any other dye Cne l0c package colors ali bers.
Write for free booklet-How TO Dye. Bleach and M
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13

range 6, east, at point which is 40
rods south of the north west corner of
said quarter.
Thence west 80 rods. thence north
40 rods, thence west Is rods. thence
north 100 rods across the north east
quarter of section II, township 9, range
6, east.
Thence east 5 rods, thence north 80
rods. thence east 20 rods. thence north
100 rods, thence west 20 rods, thence
north so rods, to point on the north
boundary line of section s, township 8,
range 6, east, which is 60 rods east of
the northwest corner of the north east
quarter. -
Thence west 20 rods, thence north 80
rods. thence north degrees west 81
rods, thence west 16 rods, thence north
IA rods, thence west IA rods to point
on the east boundary line of the north
west quarter of section 5. township y.
range 6. east, which is Ia rods north OF
the center of the said section 5; thence
north along quarter section line lao
rods to the north east corner OF the
north west quarter of section 5, town
ship 9, range 6. east.
Thence east 58A rods, thence north
10 degrees west l16 rods, across the
south east quarter of section 81, town
ship 8. range 6. east; thence north 20
degrees west IS rods to point on the
west boundary line of the north east
quarter of section 80, township Strange
6, east; thence north Ia degrees west
83 rods, thence west 40 rods to the
north west corner of section 80, town
ship 8. range 6. east; thence south
along the section line 18a rods. thence
west 1O4 rods. thence north 49, rods.
thence west Sc rods to the south east
corner of the south west quarter of
section 30, township 8, range 6, east.
Thence north along quarter section
line 90 rods, thence north "A degrees
west 230 rods to a point on the west
boundary line of the north west quar-
ter of section 80, townships, range 6,
east, 571 rods South of the north west
corner of said quarter: thence north
along section line 80 rods, thence north
SO degrees west 48 rods, intersectlng
the north boundary line of section 70.
township 8, range 5, east, Az rods west
of the north east corner thereof.
Thence north 80 degrees east 16 rods,
thence west 102 rods, thence south 80
degrees west l6 rods. thence south 45
degrees west 26 rods. thence north IL
rods to the north west corner of the
north east quarter of section rs, town
ship s, range 5 east.
Thence west along the section line
100 rods, thence north Is degrees west
IS rods to the west boundary line OF
section "a, township 8, range 5, east;
thence north along the section line $50
rods, thence north 20a degrees west
"a rods, to a point on the north boun-.
Diary line of the northeast quarter OF
section %. township 8, range 5. east.
jkThence north 7 degrees east, 90 rods.
thence wrist % rods, thence north Ia
degrees west 100 rods, thence north oo
rods, thence west 81 rods, thence south
80 rods to the point of beginning of
this description.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
FRosTING FOR CAKES
FULL DESCRIPTION OF PROCESS
OF MAKING IT RIGHT.
Success Depends Mainly on Steady
and Brisk Whippins-How icing
10 coIored and Applied
for Decoration.

Take some paper; parchment or q
sheet of very thin notepaper, and roll
ing 1t into the shape of a funnel, pin
1t together, cutting off the lower end
just above the bottom.
Make frosting as follows. Pat
whites of four eggs into bowl and
whip them with a strong whip or
whisk until they are dry. The success
of the frosting depends entirely on
the steady and brisk whipping be-
tween additions of sugar. Add one Ia
blespoon of confectioner's sugar, which
has been carefully sifted, and whip
briskly for three minutes, then add
another tablespoon of sugar and whip
as before. After third tablespoon has
been added, add half teaspoon of lem
on juice and whip briskly again. Con-
tnue this process until mixture is stiff
enough to hold in any form.
The icing should now be divided in
to as many parts as there are colors,
and each portion colored delicately to
the desired shade. Care must be taken
to mix the paste thoroughly through
frosting, as otherwise specks OF color
will appear in it.
Round loaf cakes lend themselves
better to decorations than square
ones. 1t should be iced and put away
to stand for at least one hour. The re-
mainder of icing should be kept COW
cred with a damp cloth.
Draw a circle the size of the cake on
a piece of paper, and draw any de-
sign, such as flowers, figures, etc., on
the paper Perforate design with
pin, thus making pattern. III paper
is firm you may place 1t upon frosted
cake, rough side of paper on cake, rub
bling gently so that pin pricks Will
show in frosting, or you may place pa
per on cake and sprinkle over 1t 1T
tie finely powdered charcoal so that
when paper is taken off the pattern Is
left on cake. Then take the funnel
and partly fill 1t with icing OF desired
color. Fold the top of funnel over
icing, so that none Of the icing Will
flow over top of funnel when contents
are being forced out of the bottom.
Holding funnel in one hand, move II
along the lines of the designs, using
the other hand to squeeze icing on pat
tern. 1t is a good idea to always be-
gin in center and work outward.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
Nenetian Euus.

+ Put into the pan two tablespoonfuls
of butter and a tablespoonful OF finely
chopped onion. Add a bit of bay leaf
and, if desired, half blade of mace
As soon as the onion has colored, re-
move bay leaf, mace and add cupful
and a half strained tomato, a quarter
cupful of cheese cut in small pieces, a
teaspoonful of salt, a salt spoonful OF
paprika and three eggs slightly beaten.
Cook until the eggs are of creamy
consistency, stirring constantly and
scraping from the bottom of the pan,
then pour over slices of delicately
toasted bread.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
Braised Steak.

One pound and half of round steak
Of medium thickness. Spread on meat
board and pound -four into it, first on
one side and then on the other, until
you can get no more into IT. Place
in a hot buttered pan long enough to
scar quickly on both sides. Then pour
in a little water (hot), cover closely
and stand on back of stove to simmer
for two hours. See that water Is kept
in the pan so that the meat does not
cook dry, but it must cook slowly. II
done according to directions it will al
most melt in your mouth"
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
Grapefruit Glasses.

Nothing is more annoying in the
morning when one has to bolt ones
breakfast in a hurry than to find the
grapefruit sliding all over the saucer.
Pretty grapefruit glasses may be
bought which are just large enough to
hold a half of the fruit.
Some of them are in plain glass.
with the regular straight-cut top, while
others have a rolling top of tinted
glass. These last are pretty II the
hnted portion matches the design In
he breakfast china.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
Russian Apple Pie.

Peel and core eight large apples,
put into baking dish with a little wa
ter and bake until tender, Press
through a sieve into large bowl and
set aside to cool and chill. Add three
quarters of cup Of sugar and the
whites of four or five eggs beaten stir,
with few grains of salt and little
lemon Juice and grated peel to season.
Beat this mixture until very white
and light, turn into buttered dish
and bake about 20 minutes. Serve hot
with sugar and cream.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
NOTICE
OF FILING OF PETITION FOR MUD
CREEK DRAINAGE DISTRICT
OF LEE COUNTY, MISS.

To all Persons interested:
A petition for the organization OF
Drainage District to be known as Mud
Creek Drainage District of Lee County.
Mississippi. was filed with the Clerk OF
the Chancery Court OF Lee county.
Miss, on the 2lst day OF Sept. 1911.
and said petition is now on file in SAID
Office, and the following is
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
Sand Tarts.

Two cups of sugar, one Of butter,
three of -four, two eggs. leaving out
The white Of one. Roll out thin and
cut in heart-shape cakes with cut
ter. Spread the white Of the egg on
iop. sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar
and press Z blanched almond or raisin
In the center.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1911-10-13
Won't Stick to the Pan.

In baking cakes, gems and other
things which are apt to come out Of
the pan rough or torn at the bottom,
try cooling the bottom OF the pan
quickly on ice or on cloth soaked
with cold water. The cake will come
out of the pan easily and perfectly
whole.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-08-05
ENTOMBED MINER SAVED
Falls Weepinely Into Arms OF Res
cuers While Thousands Cheer.

Joseph clary. imprisoned by cave
in in the White Oak mine. near Jop.
lin. Mo. since Sunday morning. was
reached by rescuers.
When the last spadeful OF earth was
removed by workmen in the shaft and
they dropped through into the drift.
Clary threw himself into their arm
and wept, while shouts of thousands
cheering al the mouth of the mine
echoed down the shaft.
Clary. though in fair condition, was
greatly weakened. His emotion at the
sight OF his rescuers and the death
like pallor of his face brought tears
to the eyes OF the hardened miners.
AT signal from the rescuers a
physician was lowered. He admins.
tered stimulants Clary was hosted to
the surface and set foot on top of the
earth ten minutes after he was found.
Curious spectators were kept from
him. His father. brothers and the
physician hurried him away to the
Clary home nearby, where his mother,
weakened by the strain of her long
vigil. lay i'll.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-08-05

times. and said that | ought to have an
operation. would not listen to that,
and when friend of my husband told
him about Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and what IL had done
for his wife, ! was willing to take it.
Now l look the picture Of health and
feel like IL, too. / can do my own house.
work, hoe my garden, and milk cow.
can entertain company and enjoy
them. / can visit when choose, and
walk as far as any ordinary woman,
any day in the month. | wish i could
talk toeyery sullcringwoman andgirl."
Mrs. DEMA BrTHrSE. Sikeston, Mo.
The most successful remedy In this
country for the cure of all forms of
female complaints is Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
1t is more widely and successfully
used than any other remedy. 1t has
cured thousands of women who have
been troubled with displacements, in
flammation. liberation. iibroid tumors,
irregularities. periodic pains, backache,
that bearing down feeling. indigestion,
and nervous prOstration, after all other
means had failed. Why don't you try 1t?
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-08-05
HkITHS PRESIDENT
FLEES THE COUNTRY
His Departure viii End the
Revolution.

President Simon embarked at Port
An Prince. Haiti. without having the
protection OF foreign flags, and. ac-
companied by detachment from the
army still faithful to him, commanded
By General Monplaisir. the minister
OF war. This is believed to be the end
OF the revolution.
Madame Simon. their children and
many of the presidents followers have
already embarked ON the gunboat IL
Decembre and will tranship to the
Atlas line steamer Allemania as soon
as she arrives.
The revolutionists have cut the wa
ter mains and shut off the clty's water
supply. Followers OF General Firmin,
che of the revolutionary leaders. &C.
cupy all the important positions in the
capital
A committee OF safety has been or
ganized to maintain order. The popu-
lace is greatly excited. Chief of Police
Saint 10. with an escort OF police,
attempted to board a steamer at the
wharf, when the party was attacked
by mob.
Five persons were killed and six
others wounded in the fighting on the
water front. The firing continued.
Saint Lo and his escort managed to
embark. The ministers of the United
States. Germany and France notified
President Simon that they would as
sumo responsibility for the refusal of
the National Bank OF Haiti to turn
over any government funds to the
Simon administration.