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The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11

these demonstrations at the Spokane
Interstate Fair last year was the model
roads exhibit made by the Spokane
County Good Roads association. This
will be enlarged this year. and visitors
at the fair during the week Of Oct. 2
may learn much Of the science Of real
road building at this exhibit.
In fact, there will be many more
educational features in connection with
the 1911 Spokane Interstate Fair than
have ever been seen at one interstate
fair before Both the Washington
State college and the Idaho State col
lege have agreed to send up large ex-
hibits, and all the Spokane education
al institutions will be well represented.
1t has been necessary to provide new
room for the Spokane schools exhibit.
as they completely filled and overflow
ed the space allotted them last year.
Outside Of the strictly educational
exhibits there will be the dairy show.
which viii present this year a com
plete line of dairy machinery. including
milking machines, and the apiary show
with all the bee and honey exhibits and
paraphernalia. Down at the apiary de-
partment Professor Frank G.. Odell
WILL hold forth twice daily, and the
tricks he does with the bees are almost
beyond belief. When he stands with
a hat full Of bees ON his head, a quart
tucked away inside his shirt next the
skin and thousands crawling over bis
body, up his trousers and ont Of his
collar, all the time talking like Calling
gun about the marvels of bee life or
the wonderful achievements Of scien-
tific agriculture his auditors bon over
with enthusiasm.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11
Found the Word.

The late Thomas Lowry of Mime
apolis was great wit and great
story teller as well as a great finan-
cier. He needed 100000 one time
for one Of his railroad enterprises, and
he went to New York to get it. On the
morning of his arrival a friend met
him at the hotel and asked. "What are
you doing. Tom?'
II am going downtown to get 81 LOCO.
CO.,"
Can you do it?"
my boy" said Lowry impressively.
''in the bright lexicon Of youth there
Is no such word as fail.'
That night Lowry came back to his
hotel after hard day. The same
friend met him. did you get the mil
ion:" he asked.
NO" replied Lowry. II didn't. l
opened that bright lexicon Of youth.
and the word was in t"-Philadelphia
Saturday Evening Port
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11

If you would abolish avarice you
must abolish the parent Of It. luxury.
Cicero.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11
Anecdotes Of Richter.

DR.. Richter will forgive us. we are
sure, for telling two rehearsal stories
about him. Madam K. was singing at
q rehearsal and was decidedly out of
tune. DR.. Richter stood it as long as
he could. then turned to her. MADAM"
he said. will you kindly give the or.
chestra your Az
At another rehearsal one of the in.
srumentalists made mistake. NO"
said DR.. Richter: ut goes so (hum-
ming, = rum-tum- tarumr' The same
player made another mistake. mo. no
-rum-tum-tarum!' At the third mis-.
take DR.. Richter momentariiy lost pa.
dence and cried. why do you make
% many mistakes. Mr.. -" Then
quickly recovering his habitual good
humor. "Ah. know why it is-you like
to hear me singw-Manchester Guard
ian.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11

Malice drinks one-half Of its OWL
poisOn.-Seneca.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11
The Retort Caustic.

mo. indeed" said the conceited
young puppy who had been asked
whether he had attended a certain
select dance. ''l-aw-only associate
with my equals. you know"
Really" responded a witty young
lady. "You should aim higher than
that!-London Telegraph.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11
The Old Sod.

At the breaking of ground for one
OF the new buildings for the Catholic
university at Washington the late
Archbishop Ryan was present. and
Cardinal Gibbons was officiating. The
cardinal turned over a large piece Of
grass covered earth when it was dis
covered that there had been a hitch
In the ceremony.
"Well." said the cardinal. Il sup
pose that we will have to dig another
sod
"Oh. no. no"' said Archbishop Ryan.
"Never 60 back on the old sodv'-Phil.
adelphia Times.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11
GOOD ROADS EXHIBIT
At 1910 SPOKANE FAIR.

No fair or exhibition can be wholly
successful II run from the amusement
standpoint only. To be sure. fair visi
tors want amusement-must have lots
Of it-but In addition there must be
many educational features Of real val
ne. One Of the most interesting of
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11

The Proof.
IF your wife is such a terribly good
cook why don't you eat more dinners
at homer
Gee! How would I know how good
she could cook II didn't eat some
where else?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-08-11
A Matinee Idol.

Hes a stickler for realism"
Eyes, but he carries it to excess. In
the second scene he is supposed to be
severely wounded and he has a sur
geon issue bulletins between the acts
-Pittsburg Post.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

We have got twenty -eight horses from
Knoxville, Iowa. We bought them direct
from the farms where they were raised.
In the lot there is q pair of blacks five
years old, weigh between thirty-three and
four hundred This is an extra built
team. We think them the best big team
we ever had to offer for sale There arc
two good ones and so closely matched 1t
takes good eyes to tell them apart. There
are several good closely matched pairs
weight thirty hundred and some single
ones weighing sixteen hundred. This is
the best built lot of horses, with round
hips good heads and necks. Good judges
Say they are twenty-eight good horses
as they ever saw. We bought these
horses in the county where Mr.. MILKY
lives when at home. They are all extra
we'll broke, right out of work. with the
harness marks on them to show for
themselves that they have been working
In the lot there are three 1900 horses and
many not afraid of autos, extra well
broke. At my old stand at head of
steamboat wharf, 1877 Water St. Gardiner,
Me.
CHARLES r. TRASH.
D. v. MULkY.
Tel, Stable, 1852, Res. 228-12
oct9dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
uLLY EQUIPPED BLACKSMITH
SHOP.
SID Money. Maker; Low Price.

Right in the center of busy village. %
main travelled road To Corinna, with big
local and transient trade available: the
right man can make big money here:
everything Is III readiness; shop is com
pletely equipped and With all needed tools
for blacksmithing and carTiase working;
workman couldn't find Il better money
making opportunity III Maine. 1t is big
bargain at $500. For further details and
address l.. c. Shepherd Dexter, Maine
oetI-1l
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EEp{sakk>


TINE AT WHICH TRAINS ARE Ex-
PEcTED TO ARRIVE AND DEPART. 8
IN effect Oct. :. lsii.
FROM AUGUSTA.
10 \. NJ, for TT. Fairfield, Caribou,
Limestone, Van Buren, and intermediate
stations, via Medford.
sec ~ NJ, for Greenyille, Ft Kent.
Washburn Grand Isle, Madawaska, 81.
Francis, TT. Fairfield. Caribou Lime
stone and intermediate stations. Dining
car Bangor TO Millinocket
l2l0 =. NJ, for Millinoeket, Houlton, TT.
Fairfield. Caribou, Van Buren,, stockton
and Searsport. GreenVille Brownyille and
intermediate stations.
ARRIVE AUGUSTA.
3,9 a. NJ, from Van Buren,, Limestone,
Caribou, 1T. Fairfield, and intermediate
stations.
$40 y, NJ, from Searsport and interms-
date stations.
80 p. NJ, from Grcenville, Brownyille
and Intermediate stations.
4.ol l.. NJ, from Van Buren,, Caribou.
Limestone and principal intermediate
stations. Dining car Millnocket to Ban
ger
rs +. NJ. from Searsport and inter-
mediate stations.
loi3 r. ~, from St Francis. NADIA
waska, Grand Isle, Washburn Fort Kent,
Ashland, Caribou, 1T. Fairfield, Gneen-
Vile and intermediate stations. Dining
car Milo Jet. to Bangor.
w. NJ. BROWN, GEO. NJ. HOUGHTON,
Genl Supt rassr Traffic Mgr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

Der TerH,s a. ~ i'ii' "
Court.
No eS--state va Reuben Gage, Sing.
SALE Dismissed.
M STATE VS.. Paul Huard. Com. n.
No. pe-state US. Paul Huard, Apt. Sing
sale. On file. -,
No l1s-State VS.. Frank Wolman. Apt
Sing sale On File.
No 1n-state VS.. +. L. Hopkins, Com. ~
Fine q costs, s5a5. Paid. :,
No l44-State VS. Louis Parker Com. n.
Tine & Costs, s2e6 or 4 months
So ,3-state VS. James p. Lacey, c. n.
Fine & C. SIS Paid. :.
No isS-state VS.. w: J. Houiehan, {. ~
Fine & c. $3.50. Paid.
No. las-State Us Nike Mcdonald. c. n.
Fine & c. $535. Paid.
No Hesitate US. Frank Griffin. {. ~
Fire q C.. S225. Paid. -
No. les state VI, All Woman. c, n
10. l,5-5 R1Is9 vs. II. i. Harmon. c. N.
Pine 4 c. SIS Paid
No. lG-S;ate vs. 4. Kiosa, e. y. Fine
re s225. Paid.
10. Ee-Stste IS, Charles T. stargis,. G.
N Fine y c. Sa25. Paid.
No 162--Eiate ~. MILAN abraham, C, N
No. les-stais vs.. Feiix Etchia. C. n
Pine G. s2s5 Paid
Fine & C. s125. Paid.
No I13--state vs.. William w. Shaw, Sing
Sale. Dismissed.
No iTT--State US. Harry Hopkins, Sch. e.
s. Dismissed.
No. Iis-State VS.. John Morris, Sch & $.
Dismissed.
No. ls2-Statc VS.. 5ohR Bolliver Sch. & 6.
Fine & c. $l25. Paid.
No. l92-State vs.. William Abraham, II
Keep'g. yerdiot not guilty
No i$-State VS.. Edward Toulouse, Ill
X. Fine & c. sl25. Paid.
No. isG--State vs.. Frank Cote, Ill X.
lAne e. G. $1z5 PAID
No is7-State VS.. Felix Etchia, III K
Fine a. C.-@tl15. Paid.ssss-
No. iss-state IS. Robert cushman. Sch.
* s. Dismi ssed.
j ro. e04-Statef vs.. Carlyle A Webb, Sch
q s. Dismissed.
No. state. VS.. James Cote, III X
: = attss, W. JOKES, cierf.
ectiidit
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

Measure the relative enterprise
of the stores by their advertising,
over any reasonable period, and
you will have a real test of the
relative standing of the stores in
the community. If all stores, ex-
eept advertised stores, We're to
move away from town, in one day,
the town would not suffer any
great deprivation, for the ad-
vertised stores are invariably the
live ones.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

A stores medium of commune
cation with YOU is through its ads.
When it fails to advertise, it's
reasonable for you to assume that
it has nothing to say to. you!
A store that has something, to, sell
to you has something to- say to
you4as you'll discover by1a refer
enoeato any store aa. ip..tbe Jegr-
nal today. .e,,..,s,,,s.et
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
NOTICE.

hereby give notice that / give my boy.
Foster II. Mansell, his time and shall col
lect none of his wages nor pay any of his
bills from this date.
I GEO. MANSELL.
Augusta, Maine
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
.NEwsApvERriseMENrs TODAY.

Wanted--Cooi<
To Let Rooms. ,-.s-sss-s $780,. .s-
To Let-HousA
TO Let-Rooms.
Wanted--Agents.
For Sale--Puilets.
I.ost-Gold watch.
For Sale Blankets.
Found--Goid chain.
To let-Two rooms.
Wanted-B
To Let-Upstairs rent.
Wanted-Table board
Wanted--Man ON farm.
For Sale--Box buggy, etc
For Sale-UpriSht piano.
TO Let-Upper tenement.
Wanted-kitchen woman.
Wanted-Rabbit Hound, etc.
For Sale-Barred Rock hens
70 Let Downstairs tenement.
FOR Sale Double horse sled, etc
Ranted-Positiorl as bookkeepef.
Wanted-Esx perieneed seamstresss.
Wanted--W oman fer housewGk.
Wanted Experienced woodsmen.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

FINE RESIDENCE IN GARDINER.
The b. d. Whitney house, corner High
land Ave. and Autumn SITS. Two story
house with modern conveniences. good
stable and large lot. For the low figure
on this property and terms apply to: Y
B. Sawyer, Augusta. Tel. 334-R; 9. e.
Andrews. Gardiner. 1lylSdu
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

LARGE AND SMALL FARMS ON
electric car line. near city markets. II
B. Sawyer, 1856 Water St, Augusta, Me.
Tel 22l-12. aug2dtt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

|MNttsx&

MG1,6ksi.ISi Lewiston, Pennington.
~ EIESyLl Rockland, Portland, Bos-
E-S ton, Montreal and QUE
bee; so All, Brunswick.
lewiston Pennington Roekland. Port,
land Boston 1870 L. NJ, Halloween. Car
diner and so. Gardiner; 3.i0 r. NJ, local:
4.tl I; NJ, teSpress}. Brunswick. Rock.
land, Portland, Boston; 5.i5 f. Nj, Hallo-
well, Gardiner and So Gardiner. 6y p
NJ, Portland l043 p. NJ, Lewiston. Bath.
Portland, Boston Sundays $40 a. NJ.
al and 1913 4. NJ. Portland, Boston.
GOING EAST-l20 a M, Skowhegan.
Bangor, st. John Halifax. .Aroostool< Co,
sunday morning does not connect beyond
Bangor; 800 a. NJ. texpress) Bangor,
Calais and Bar Harbor; 636 A. NJ, local
TO Moosehead Lake via Oakland, Belfast,
fexerott and Bango": Oil A. NJ, local to
Belfast and Bangor; le.10 +. NJ, Water
vile, Bangor, Il K \. X. r., Calais. ST.
John and Halifax; 2.3i l.. NJ. express to
Waterville. thence local TO Bangor, Bar
liarbor and Mattawamkeag; 3f5 F. NJ,
Watervlle and Skowhegan; 7oo 7. NJ.
Naterville, Skowhegan and Bangor
Sundays 10 a. NJ. 3.09 a NJ. for Ban
gor: $50 y. NJ, 259 Z. NJ, for Bangor and
Skowhegan.
Trains leave Augusta for Hallowen.
Gardiner and South Gardiner at 63s $40
days 9,49 y, NJ. 3.27 +. NJ. 1913 +. NJ For
Gardiner week days. 9.ll a. ", except
Monday; for Halloweil and Gardiner 4ol
+. N.
II. D. WALDR0N, Cent Passenger Agt.
MORRIS MCDONALD. Vice President
x Gonl Mgr. Portland. Me.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

FOR SALE OR TO RENT-AoUSE
and lot 7S State St for sale OF 10 rent;
also several secondhand mir tight stoves
and other household goods for safe. In
quire at Il Winthrop st sept2sdtf
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CARDS, NOTICES, ETC.

MRS. CRAM, CLAiRvoYANT-cAN
be consulted on health or business. Cases
taken by mail. Capitol ST.. near X.
river oct1Od1Ws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
STATE OF MAINE.

Ksnrebec. IS. .a,oa
List OF all indictments and appealed
90 sec for violations of the laws regulat-
inc the nse and sale of Intoxicating
LIQUORS iine finally disposed of at the septem-
her Term. 4. u. 1911. of the Superior
Court
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

ONE BLACK HORSE, WEIGHS 1900,
black mare, 1850, black mare. $50: bay
horse, 1100, all good users and workers.
or sale al S. T.. Stilkey & Sons stables,
Augusta. Me seplydtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
TWO STORY DOUBLE TENEMENT

mousse containing n rooms, city water,
sltuat"d on Upper Water street Inquire
OF Mrs Gee. Nickcry, Upper Water
street. llalluWtN oet2dlmo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
REGISTERED HoLsTEIN.FRiE.

sian bull. Corona Shadybrook, calved
Oct 9. 1910 Sire Spofford Corona Prince
DE kol. Dam Hazel Beauty Shadybrook
Both Togus stock May be seen at farm
of Van w. CARL, White Rock. Gorham,
Maine. Enquire at premises or my office
F. c. Gail, Trust Building, Augusta,
Me. oct3dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

WINFIELD S. WALDRON, MEDIUM,
p Union St, Hallowell. Readings daily
TO s, to 8; Saturday to 5, Tel. 33-4
oct9d1ws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

ra ,ou KNOW THAT LOTS IN
tire vicinity OF Western Ave, Augusta,
have doubled in value during The last 10
years. A few more lots ieft ct the old
prices. J. r. Townsend. Agent. Telephone
215-11. lane2Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
COCO ORCHARD FARM

Apple orchard OF 60 trees, Welding 800
bhlS in season. 10 plum treeS, II pear trees.
Anyone understanding the care of an or
chard can make this big paving pro-
position. Finely located Ei5 miles from
Vile mail delivered. telephone in house.
near ueighbors The farm contains 100
acres OF land Well divided With 30 in
fields cutting = tons of haS; pasture that
will carry u head. cream taken 1T door;
AMI 81 acres in wood. room house,
painted and blinded, piazza, water At
sink. T. Il. barn. tie-up for 10 head. hay
fork ample outbuildugs. The owner
must sell N once and has named price
OF $500 and include some farming tools.
Write me 1T once for complete informa-
/ In
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

ONE $40 LEATHER COVERED
camera complete with lens (Baush and
lamb Cnicnm shutter, sole leather car
rying csse, double plate holders. fine
tripod. TWO sxl9 printing frames. four SKI
printing frames, one background t6xS) all
IN excellent condition. will be sold very
reasonable; can be seen at Alansur Studio.
- Water 81. oct7dlwkS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
j. |. LEWIS,

II High ST.. Wa.ervi!le. Me.
scpt30dtf
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TO MAKE ROOM FOR PULLETS
shall sell till Nov. l White Plymouth
Rock and Rhode Island Red eoekerels,
s.. 90 each, choice of 100 birds. Overlook
Poultry Yds.. HalloweIl, Maine. Tel. 2S-2
oct0d1w3
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W. D. HUTCKINs Co.,

! TRUST BLOCK. AUGUSTA, ME-
Tel 43l-i
oct7dtf
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a NEW COTTAGE
HOUSE WITH
RAILROADS & STEAMBOATS,,
MAINE CENTRAL R. R,

IN Effect Oct. 2, 1911.
LEAVE AUGUSTA AS FOL-
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LOST.

A GOLD WATCH, CRESCENT CASE,
2y-year. 17-jeweled Had leather Bob with
letters L. +. e, 1904. when lost. host on
way from Gardiner to Hallowef. Finder
return TO Arthur j. Grondh' lei second
street, Hallowell Reward. oetlld3ts
pockETBock BETWEEN BURNS
drug store and NJ. C. station. Finder
pleasa leave at Journal Office. octlVd3t"
A GOLD NECK CHAIN AND PEN
dapt Saturday a. M. in Augusta or Gardl-
uer Return to Mapde Barker, AZ Bruins
wick Ave, Gardiner. or 81 Green ST., AN
- ,s,s :, oct9d3t
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FOR SALE-HORSES, CATTLE.

80 THOROUGH BULLETS
cheap. f. VI. Rowe. East Winthrop.
octIld3ts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
BARGAIN SHOES OR SHOE sAe

gains. There's a difference Come in
and compare my $ shoes with any "a
value anywhere and be convinced l have
real shoe bargains. c. s York Shoe
store, isS Water ST, Augusta. Me-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11
WAnTED-MALE HELP.

MAN wirH OR WITHOUT FAMILY
TO work ~aIa~- FARM No letters answered.
Apply in person to Alonzo Che~ley, Au-
sfnsta, Me. oct11dlw
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40 PURE BRED BARRED ROCK
yearling hens and Is May pullets, also
set of heavy logging sieds, or will ex-
change for good COW or young stock.
John H. Neale. Augusta, r. 4. ocuid3ts
THREE SHOATS THREE MONTHS
old and one large Jersey COW due 10
freshen the End day Of February giving
n good How of milk now. 5. Durham.
Manchester. Me. octl0d3ts
IS SHEEP, COWS AND ONE YOKE
OF good working steers, girth 6s feet APP
ply to George f. Vincent. Windsor, +. O.
Coopers Mills. oct9dlws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

GOING WE,S'r-3.ii \. NJ.
except Monday, Portland
and Boston; 6.3s A. NJ.
i,sw aston, Pennington,
Rockland. Portland, Bos-
ton, Montreal and QUE
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-10-11

rooms with electric light, from sl00 per
week upward; also rooms for light house
keeping Mrs. w. T.. Allen, Hartford
House. Phone 566-1f. aprlidtf
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KINDS
aTA BARGAIN A GOOD 1910 MAX.

veil Runabout doctors carr with mag
neto top and full equipment; left with
Fred Hilton or Moorlen.s Garage, Angus
Ia. Ne. oet5d2w
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

A committee of scientists, appoint
ed number of years ago, has re-
turned an estimate that the coal sup
ply of Great Britain available for
commercial and industrial purposes,
viii be exhausted in It's years. 1t
may be that the policy of conserva-
ton has been neglected, but it is not
probable the report of the scientists
will very seriously disturb the Brit
ishers of the present generation. The
coal supply of the world is still
abundant. and it is not impossible
that coal in Britain or elsewhere will
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

President raft's mild protest
against the college yell has been fol-
lowed by the publication in various
sections of the country of specimens
of collegiate vocal atrocities, says the
Chicago Tribune. 1t may be said OF
them that they are even worse in
type than they are in use. They seem
to indicate that students struggle with
overheated enthusiasm and underde-
veloped powers Of expression, strug-
gle resulting in series of spasmodic,
inarticulate snorts. as II strong man
in pain were being held with gag In
his mouth, The truth of the college yell
is that it Is the vocalization of artificial
enthusiasm. For that reason 1t itself is
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12
keokuk, Iowa ......Nov. IL, 1911

THE MORAL STANDARD.
II had mean boss, an l sold 1t to
Green,
For more'n his with, l confess;
/ made $50 good money an clean.
An / reckon that's business success.
Not honest? Well. maybe it warn't
Chuckles he
"Still, If he'd got the chance
He'd "a done it to me
Got rid o. the stocks that some sharp
Teller sold
To me about ten years ago;
Amt had dividend yet, but told
Jim Brown | was sellin' 'em low.
Deceitful? Well. maybe it was
Chuckles he.
'Still, If he'd got the chance
He'd "a done it to me-
"Jes' boosted the rent on the poor
Wilder Black,
An told her to move or to pay;
The house amt much more'n tum-
ble-down shack,
But business is business t'day.
Not the square thing? Maybe not,
Chuckles he.
"Still, il she had the chance
Shed "a done it to me-"
Detroit Free Press.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

Among the nations of Europe Tur.
key is the only one which flies no
Red Cross in time of war. Though a
party to the Geneva convention, Tur-
key has steadfastly refused to use
the emblem of the convention, the
Greek cross, to protect its sick and
wounded in time of war In place OF
the cross the Turkish army medical
corps makes use of a red crescent on
white ground but this departure
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

artificial. 1t needs a yell master. "
1t does not break out spontaneously.
1t is executed" When real enthus-
iasm takes hold of the crowd-when a
touchdown has been made or a run
scored-there is real yell. 1t breaks
out. 1t is a shrek. The artificial
yell is used to bridge over the gaps
between outbursts of genuine enthus-
iasm.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

The federation of woman's clubs in
Massachusetts is out hot foot for tho
scalp of bachelor candidate for gov
ernor. "a bachelor" according to the
decree Of doom, "is a selfish person
who deliberately shirks his duty to
society," Pleading inability to secure
wife doesn't go up in the Bay state,
where large surplus Of spinsters
decorate the scenery.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

New Yorks commandery of the
Loyal Legion turned down General
Daniel E. Sickles' application for
membership. The reason guessed at
is that the old warrior, as member
of the New York's State commission
ON battlefield monuments, omitted the
names of minor heroes from the
shafts. The general was too economi-
cal for epitaphs
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-12

A real Indian charged with Chicago
firewater, as a protest against pale
face burlesques of his race, attacked
cigar store statute and reduced the
shameful image to kindling.