Arizona republican., 1911-02-12
LITTLE JAMES

| 1.-THE Effect of the Arizona Groundswel
on the Washington Seismograph)
Tn People of Arizony has Spoke an
President Taft an tn Congrous of tn
United States. if they got Ordinary
Coshun about 'em, they'll Lissen e
what was said at tn 'Leckshun or
Thursdy.
1--WE knows SEE tn Arizonyans "a
tn Poles "'at tn kind of Constytu-
shun at we're a Rattyfyin' today Hell
bent at tn 'Leckshun' Slitely Varyin' q
Time-worn an Classicle Fraze. amt tn
kind of a Constytushun at Mister Taft
an tn Congrous would git up. but not
bein' Residence of Arizony, they amt
a gittin' it up. Mebbe they think it's
Rong but they can comfort theirselfs
by takin' a Second Think, when it'll
occur to 'em at they amt responsible
fer ii an they won't be nobody to blame
EN-"
They was a fue Arizonyans-very
fue-which SEE Were afeerd at we're
agoin to have Trubble gittin' into tn
Galluxy of Stats with this here Con-
stytushun. 1t looks too Brod an
Hevy. It's more'n a Lode"
TIL Otherns seq 20 don't You never
feer. If Enuff of us gifts Behilt it, it's
made so Big an Strong at we can Bust
In most anywheres with it, They's
goin' to be a Moo Erie in tn Admishun
of Stats. We're agoin' to Stir up tn
Sisterhood some. When we Bust In
with our Constytushun Everybody'll
Exclame %. Look Who's here. If 1t amt
Arizony.' Hithertofore, Moo Stats has
been Sneekin' in quiet an takin' Back
Sect but that amt tn Arizony way.
When we git in with our Constytushun,
they'll be plenty of Visible Sines of
our Arrivle''
On tn Mite of tn Leckshun in Ari-
zony, President Taft was at Columbus.
Ohio. Adressin tn Corn Show when
somebody handed him a Tellygraft
which was from tn Nashnle JoggraficIe
Society at Washington. II seq: Yer
Excelency. You Better Hurry Home
Shoze at they's a Crate Disturbance
goin' on somewheres out West. You
better Turn Back or you'll run into it.
Delegate Ralf Cameron tells us at he
thinks tn Disturbance is this side of
tn Cullerado River an at tn Country's
been Shook up Hole lot"
The President was about to start
Home when he got anuther Tellygraft
from Delegate Cameron at Washing
ton which seq: Yer Excellency. TIL
Noos wasn't Exaggerated None by tn
Sizemograf. / jist Reserved a Mess
idge from Confidenshle Friends in Ari-
zony Though I don't see what they
wanted TO be Confidenshle about SIGH
a Helofauprore fer), which Reeds
Cheer Up tn Worst is Yit to Come.
Tn Constytushun's been Rattyfide an
IN Returns amt all in yet. If tn
Present Rate of Cane from Pre-
sinks not yit Herd frum is Name
taned tn Constitushun won't be not
only Rattyfide but Ackshly APPROVED.
SOS at they won't be Nothin' fer tn
President an Congrous to do
(Sined) GRAFTON AN MOCK"
Tn President he was Grately. Aggv-
tated but he finisht his Address to tn
Corn Show. sayin' at as tn Canadians
didn't Raise no Corn tn Ressiprossity
freely wudden't interfere none with
that Produx. But he added L wud-
dent think of enterin' into Ressiprosi-
ty Treety with Hades, fer SIGH a Agree
ment would Interfere with tn Chief
Crop which they been Raisin' in tn Moo
Staff of Arizony today
Tn President looked at his Watch
an he SEE Il CESS If l don't Fale to
make Conneckshuns, can git out to
Springfield Illynois an back home agin
before tn Arizony Sizemic Ground
Swell hits tn Nashnle Capitle. I'll
chance it ANYHOW"
LITTLE JAMES.