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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Shipping of the United States.

During 1910 the United States built
more ships than any country In the
world except Great Britain. The ton
mage of new vessels, which include
those on inland waters, was 331,3IS
tons. II is interesting to note that
Germany built less than half this ton.
mage, or $4,000 tons; France, $4,000
tons; Holland, 10000 tons: Japan, 30.
600 tons. The total output of the
world during the year, exclusive OF
warships. was 1,975S53 tons, an IN
crease of nearly SOC, 900 tons over the
previous year. Sailing vessels appear
to be rapidly passing. since but 100. 900
tons Of this enormous total comprise
sailing vessels. Practically the entire
tonnage launched has been of steel
The British tonnage ahoat today Is
about 2O,000,000 tons, and that Of the
United States about 100000. Ger,
many ranks third in this list, with
about 100000 tons. The output of war
vessels has been slightly below that of
the previous year, although nearly 100
warships were completed II is inter.
esting to note that while the American
flag IS seldom in evidence on the high
seas, the enormous volume of shipping
among the coast and inland waters
serves TO place America in the second
place among the nations.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

essarily be chiefly confined in it's #.
feet on the cost of living to food and
forest products. The question of the
cost Of clothing as affected by duty
on textiles and their raw materials
SO much mooted, is not within the
scope of an agreement with Canada
because she raises comparatively few
wool sheep. and her textile manufac.
lures are unimportant."
Moreover, the president expressly
stated that he did not thiSk the effect
OF the agreement would be greatly or
at once to reduce the cost Of living to
the people of this country: and he also
said that the guiding motive in
seeking adjustment of trade relations
between two countries so situated
geographically Canada and the
United States) should be to give play
to productive forces as far as prac.
ucable. regardless Of political boun.
daries. New York Sun.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Up and Doinn.

Not all cityfolks are as ignorant OF
the farmers surroundings as the farm.
ers sometimes suppose. This was evil
denced by an incident in the stay OF a
young New Yorker on a New England
farm.
Well. young man." said the farmer
TO his city boarder, who was up early
and looking round. been out to hear
the haycock crow. l suppose" And
the sly old chap winked at his hired
man.
The city man smiled. NO." said he.
suavely; I've been out tying q knot in
cord of wood."-Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
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GEZIC0[5[13[D> OE]O[u IS
NO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE.

"Simpkins is a lucky man"
why. he is as poor as a church
mouse"
II know IT."
Besides. he has q great deal OF
sickness in his family and his Oldest
boy is on the road to perdition."
"Simpkins is acquainted with trou-
bic, all right. but still he is lucky
man"
Il don't see how you make that
out"
His wife has only one relative. a
cousin who lives in Australia and
hasn't been back to the states In 20
years"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
INTENSIFIED GARDENING

a little patch for onions.
a little patch for peas.
patch for early lettuce
And hardy radishes:
place for corn. n place for beats
Not over two feet wide.
My gardening this year you see.
Must be intensified.
place for carrots too. I need.
For cabbages n plot:
a foot or two for butter beans,
For caulifower n spot.
Tomato plants will need some space
But where. can't decide.
The garden I am planning now
Will be intensified.
The problem Of the back yard Is.
j state II for n fact.
To make II put 10 shame. for work,
A forty acre tract.
I'm crowding vegetables In.
I've damned 'em side by side.
My garden. you can bet your ufs,
VIII be intensified.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
ReciprooitY In View

President Taft has the assurance Of
the senate leaders that the reciprocity
agreement will be a law before ad.
iournment The Democrats are per.
spring in their efforts to get their
farmers free list on the floor Of the
senate, so as to secure record vote.
knowing. however. that the Repub.
Leans have not the slightest intention
Of permitting a vote TO be taken This
free.list campaign has been for par.
tisan purposes only. and already II is
reacting upon the Democrats. with
strong prospect that. after all. their
casuistry will not be sufficient to
straighten them out in the snarls they
have created
The reciprocity measure will have
TO fight its way and keep from being
waterlogged with amendments. but
thus far the president has kept tho
situation rightly keyed. despite all OPP
position. and the prospect Of his ulti.
mate success Is reassuring The
measure has been more dividing than
almost anything else proposed for
years, despite the breadth Of its bene
fits
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Poverty and Pride

Mr.. Minks-Have you called on the
new neighbors next door?
Mrs. Minks-Indeed / haven't, nor
won't. neither. They're the trashiest
kind OF people-poor as church mice
Ill warrant. They sends their washin
out.
What OF that?"
Il s'pose they is ashamed to show
the rags in their own yard"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
A Much.Needed Boon

Il am working on an invention that
will. think. be the greatest boon
mankind could have"
will it reduce the cost of living?'
No; but 1t will make 1t impossible
for people in other parts of the house
10 hear those in the boxes talking
while operate performances are go
ing on"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

81. Louis has provided farm home
for the horses Of the city departments
when the animals grow too old and
iDfirm for work. Appreciation Of any
kind Of past usefulness in public work
Is SO rare. either in man or beast. that
this grateful act to faithful fourfooted
servants does credit to the city-s pub
lie spirit and generosity
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Pithy Sayings of Famous Men.

Achilles: I'm pretty tough cItt
zen; that's fact"
William Penn: Honest Iniun.
that's all ! can afford to pay!'
Rip Van Wrinkle: "Chee! Vot a
goot time must han had lasd nighdt!"
Moses: Plague take the Egyp
tians!"
Tom Moore: Everything I wrote
went for a song"
Sir Francis Drake: I'll have to
duck; there's a squall coming"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Foolish Fletcherizer.

The teacher was giving a lesson in
natural history.
And now. children" she said.
what animal do you think shows the
least amount of intelligence? Johnnie
Jones. you may answer"
Please, na'am. the cow"
And why the cow"
Because, ma'am. it eats first and
F1etcherizes fterward.''-Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
No DANCER.

City Cousin-But, Cousin Eben. you
can't go TO the party in those clothes
Your grandfather wore those at least
40 years ago.
Cousin Eben-That's all right! You
don't suppose there'll be anybody at
the party that saw him in them. do
you?-Puck
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
TWO BILLIONS IN Exeoara

Despite the falling off in the OK.
portations Of wheat. -four and cattle
the federal bureau OF statistics est,
mates from the figures for the ten
months Of the present fiscal year that
our total exports Will probably exceed
those OF last year by $500. 900 900 and
cross the S2,O00,0OO,0OO line for the
first time. The gain is Attributable to
two causes-the high price OF cotton
and the increased expectation Of man.
.ufactures
Where whef. fell on S22. O0O, 600. cor.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Avoid Substitution.

Younghubby (as he gulped down his
first bite of pancake) Wow! What
awful strip! What is III"
Youngwifey (tearfully) oh. dear. [
hoped you wouldn't notice it, but the
grocer was all out of table strip, and |
got a bottle OF cough strip instead
Judge
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Let the baby squat by all means 3"
says Professor w. a. McKeever Of
the Kansas Agricultural college
thereby proving that all the massive
inteilects have not been coralled BY
the eastern universities.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

The Pastor was not acquainted
with the deceased. but | heard that
she was divorced twice prior to her
marriage to you. Now. hardly know
what to say of her In way of eulogy.
The Widower-Er, couldn't you say
that she was faithful to the last?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

western railroad has placed on
its rails a car reserved for women
only, but the women do not after
all prefer an Adamless Eden on
wheels.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

rs he friend OF yours?"
Well, he seems TO think he is. He
never meets me without feeling that
II is his duty TO tell me something that
Will leave me unhappy for the rest OF
the day
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

New York has Just sent 81, OOO. 900 OF
worn out money to Washington. The
fellows the New Workers took it away
from were probably sent to the hos
pital
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

There are a great many unreason.
able persons IN the world but few are
more so than the New Yorker who
stabbed a deaf mute because he failed
20 reply TO q question.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Visitor-Tbe convicts you showed
Us as rough characters seem to be
very smooth
Warden-That is because they have
lust been irOned
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Imaninatlnn

You won't run any risk in leudlns
me thousand francs. am writing
a novel that is sure to go. You know
what imagination have"
We'll, you'd better imagine that
I've lent you the money. then. ~ Gle
Mele.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

a Brooklyn woman who IS .Ol
years old attributes the fact to her
habit OF arising every morning at 8
o'clock. Many feel that getting ND
ct G every morning Is enough 10 make
anyone old
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Boston street car conductor
found a $4,000 necklace on the floor
Of his car. And we thought that
women who wear $4,000 necklaces al.
ways rode IN automobiles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Don't be discouraged II the results
you get from your garden make 1t
seem expensive The price put upon
Madison Square garden in New York
is $3,5O0,0OO
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Professor Sargent Of Harvard has
Il figured out that flowers viii reform
bad boys. The next time your youth.
ful son yours water into the gasoline
tank Of your automobile. hand him a
81 bunch Of violets.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
OF Use 70 Polltlclans

a German architect has built a
garage for dirigible balloons on a
turntable so that It can be swung
around to meet its occupant. no mat.
ter in what direction the wind blows.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
The Execution.

Post-There are as good FISH IN the
sea as ever were caught.
Parker-Hm! | guess you havert
heard Thompson's latest fish story
Herper's Bazaar
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
His Takinu Wav

The man called for the back install
ments on the piano today"
And what did you do?"
Il asked him TO take a chair"
And what did he dor"
lie took the piano. Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

A canvass OF the goods in Chicago
university shows that only two per
cent. OF them are planning matrmony
That's all right; there's no need to
hurry the girls
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
EQUAL 10 the onna,inn

My dear, when your husband comes
home when YOU have nothing in the
house for dessert but peach tarts. and
he demands apple pie. what do you
do?"
81 make tart answer"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

A chewing gum famine is threat.
ened in Chicago az the result OF a
strike. Our Old-fashioned notion OF
nothing TO worry abou is a chewing
gum famine
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
A Gentle Hint.

Madam. Is that dog ramed Rome ?"
Certainly not"
Then 1t ought 10 be"
why so?"
because ! notice that boy OF yours
likes to make IL howl"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Stealing a base on the rest OF the
country, a Massachusetts school is
using batting averages to stimulate in.
terest in mathematics.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

The earnings Of the average New
York lawyer amount to about $1,000 n
year. Earnings" is a diplomatic way
OF putting IT.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

However, the aviator who threatens
10 fly up Broadway will not be the
only high flyer on that wicked thor.
oughfare
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

London dressmakers now propose
gown with detachable train. Hub
by, we presume. will be the switch
man.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Jiggs-That marriage broker WIS to
get 10 per cent. of the girls estate for
arranging match with a French mar
quis. but he did better than that-Ie.
took il all.
Wiggs-How?
Jiggs-Married the girl himself.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

ton showed an increase OF $4,000.
600. Corn showed gain Of $1,000. 600
meat and dairy products 100000
copper over $4,000 600, automobiles over
100000 cotton manufactures &C..
100000, fruit 100000 machinery
s74O00.c00 and manufactures nearly
100000 900.
The change IN the nature Of our ex.
ports but temporarily checked our for.
eign trade. Along the new lines VIC
are building up a commerce even
greater than the county enjoyed TN.
der the old.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

A New York miser committed sui
eide because he was lonesome, and
yet you can hardly blame people for
not wanting to keep a miser's com
pRny.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Big ones Get Away.

For all the troubles that we bear
There's consolation sweet in this:
The woes we have do not compare
With ell the greater ones we misa
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
Contradictory Signs Of sprino.

The frost is on the shingles.
The sink is full o'bugs:
An dad Is In the back yard
A-poundin' of the rugs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

II 1t were not for their long faces
some people have an idea the world
wouldn't know they were religious.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

New York complains OF shortage
OF water. despite the fact It Is sur
rounded by it.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Chicago is now advocating air baths
A short time ago one OF it's citizens
died in bathtub.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Garfield Tea will set the liver right,
correct constipation, cleanse the system,
purify the blood and clear the complexion.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

A New Jersey man who ate pie
twice day for 50 years is dead-gone
20 his desserts, as Il were.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Mr. Cutting Hintz-rm going 70
consult mind reader today and al
low him to experiment on me
Mrs. Cutting Hintz-If you do he'll
think you've been reading a lot OF aU
tomobile literature.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

1t must be great to be skinny in hot
weather.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Detroit's team loses n game on rare
occasions to prove that it's players are
merely human.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12
USE ALIENS roor-E,sE

the Antisepuc powder To be shaken into the thoes
Tor tired aching feet 1t takes the ng ont f cfns
and brnous and makes walking u delight solc
everywhere, DC. RcJ1se substituted For FREk
riAl package, address A. 8. olms,ed. 10 Roy NY
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Now the man who sleeps out OF
doors finds 1t easier to make converts
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

There has been discovered one OF
those old-fashioned baseball games in
which one team scores 20 runs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Also. bash the pest that rocks the
boat.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Do not overwork yourself taking hot
weather advice
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

After college professors reach a
certain age they don't seem to care
what they say ABOUT women.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

At the Hoe library sale The Swan
Book" brought s21,O 900. It's new owner
would not read 1t for twice that
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

There ought to be Nobel prize for
the parsonage who invented shirt
waists.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

About the only time the women are
good listeners is when the preacbar
is talking.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Keep cool and you will be cool.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

More popular than others are hot
waves with broken backs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

Beggar-My son today Is beneath
the cold. cold waves.
Kind Old Gent thanding him 25
cents) When was he drowned?
Beggar-He amt drowned; he's the
cook on a submarine torpedo boat
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No Wonder

No Wonder.
His heart is in his work.
It's very plain TO see.
He has "A lady clerk
AS pretty as can be.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-07-12

make a tart answer. "
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-07

Deverill Hotel about p. m. Bathing
suits were quickly adjusted and a most
delightful plunge was taken. They re-
manned over night and after taking
another dip in the famous Hanalei
bay, the party started on the return
trip.
Among those who enjoyed the hos
pitality of Mr.. and Mrs. Knudsen
were Mrs j. B. Wilder, Captain Rus.
sell Smith, Clare M. Kelly, Miss Laura
Mott Miss Margaret waterhouse,
Lieutenant C. F. Burrell, Miss Blanche
Dwiruell Master Dixon Mott and
Richard Thompson.
Catches Extra Large Shark.
WAIMEA, August 3.-Great excite
ment prevailed here last Sunday when
the crew of the S. S. Kinau succeeded
in hauling in the largest shark seen
here for years. He measured a little
more than ten feet from tip to tip, and
was the source of intense interest
among our population
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-07
EBEN P. Low,
Honolulu, August 4, 1911.

The foregoing Resolution was, at a
regular adjourned meeting of the
Board of Supervisors of the City and
County of Honolulu, held on Friday,
August 4, 1911, ordered pass to print
on the following vote of the said
Board:
Ayes: Amana, Dwight, Kruger,
Low, Mcclellan, Murray. Total, 6.
Noes: None.
Absent and not voting: Arnold.
Total, 1.
D. KALAUOKALANI, Jr.,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-07
WIN. H. MCCLELLAN,

supervisor.
Dated this 4th day of August, A. D.
1911.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-07
THE THEATERS


The program to be offered tonight
at the Bijou will be even better than
that of the previous week, for the Bell
Trio will make it's first appearance
The members of this excellent COM
bination arrived last Saturday bv the
Honolulan from San Francisco, and
they have a reputation that has been
won in good company They should
be great hit in this city, if they are
anything like what has been said
about them.
The colored team, Johnson e Wells,
are going just as strong as ever, and
they will materially help in making
tonights bill the strongest that has
ever been submitted at the Bijou.
The Empire.
The Empire got it's fair share of the
large audience on Saturday evening,
and the program submitted was thor
oughly appreciated.
Miss Lottie O'Malley is increasing
in favor each night, and is always
warmly recalled. Gorham & Phillips.
too, have become great favorites with
their singing and dancing. Changes
will be introduced by Miss O'Malley
and Gorham and Phillips.
The Reece Trio will also appear,
and their change of music with new
contortion feats by La Petite Laurie,
should make their turn just as fresh
as the first week they opened.
There is an excellent series OF NOV
ing pictures being shown at the EN-
pire now.
Savoy Has Musical Comedy.
The recognized Norton Comedy Co.,
made its appearance at the Bijou on
Saturday afternoon, when the Aviator
was produced. This went well from
the beginning to the end, and this sue
cess was repeated at the Savoy in the
evening. The company will appear
this week at the Savoy, and in addi-
ton to the excellent sketch, there will
be series of moving picures.
The company in it's new form, is
seen to great advantage, and the sea-
son at the Savoy should be highly
one.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-07
BY AUTHORITY.
RESOLUTION
No. 545.

BE 1T RESOLVED by the Board of
Supervisors of the City and County of
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, that
the sum of SEVEN HUNDRED AND
DOLLARS, ($7SO.OO), be and
the same is hereby appropriated out
of the General Fund for an account
known as CITY AND COUNTY
PURCHASE OF AUTO.
MOBILE"
Introduced by