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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

lhe swatting will close
repose look around with my stock Of gwatted
flies and feel was lost; the
ifiE lhuE REWARD flies aren't worth
while murmur and and myey
oesn TO shine and happiness y Il surely did
my oest did task with WILLING
oand and though dead when Accomplished
swats smile moe the flies reach and Coincidence tell
me I'm peach TO do besthere
or swattng flies writing raising greens or making coffee
out OF neanyou soul will rest Won viii always
90 your best! We feel discouraged window
he DAY through the other pass their arms we're
strong they cut they with cammv starest
rewards bonrs
IL have only s6 4,
Ss':1s " E LoalAn1a>s,4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

with blue and white checked linen, of
which all the rest of the pipings are
also made.
The yoke and sleeves are cut IN
one piece, the former ornamented
with buttons.
The collar, cuffs and cravat are of
the blue and white checked linen.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

Modern life is complicated. II s
swift. We live at high tension. The
SINS Of society people have become
Injured to them. Neurasthenia. one
Knows. Is often the inevitable, though
acknowledgements. result of going
the pace. says the Cleveland Plain
Iealer But what is one to think of
neurasthenla In the poultry yard?
Comes a publication which devotes
itself to poultry and other topics OF
the farm. In It correspondent
writes OF the symptoms OF one of his
I sns-listless, nervous, Indifference
Ia food and society. And the editor
replies that the symptoms are those
OK nervous disesse. and he declares
that the only cure for the hen Is the
rest cure In some quiet retreat, away
from the feverish atmosphere of the
poultry yard. This is whitening In.
dictment Of present.day civilization
A neurotic hen-think Of that, A
debutante OF last season, no doubt
who should now be in the full feath.
er OF glorious youth victim OF
nerves!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
Watched.

mo, Herbert" whispered the maid,
you mustn't put your arm around me.
We are watched"
Herbert looked around the dimly
lighted parlor.
20, yes" he smiled. Il see there's
a rubber plant at the other end of the
ROOM"
"Shl There's another one that you
don't see. Johnny's hiding there!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

THE gown on the seated figure is
of pink linon. The skirt Is
ornamented in front with a
band of the material. embroidered In
MADEIRA embroidery; II Is finished
with two founces, ornamented with
the same embroidery and made with
ine tucks.
The corsage forms wide revers or.
namented with embroidery and Dor
dered with pink satin of which the
girdle Is also made The guimpe and
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

What Not to Do With Lemon.
We read OF scores OF uses OF the
lemon, but have learned to my sor
row what not to do with II. Do not
cut lemon on marble. oilcloth. por
ceiain. or enamel. or allow the juice
10 stand on those places. Good
housekeeping.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

According to an expert statement.
the typical old maid of sharp face ard
vinegary disposition is as extinct as
the dodo. There are no more old
women in these youthful times. So
passes the last vestige OF Oslerism.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

Those two men who, stole an auto
II cbile from Buffalo garage and then
s;ae she'd 1t UP while going around the
first corner realize now, Ii they never
did before, that haste makes waste.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

English authors have decided that
love is such complex thing that II
cannot be treated In a short stol,
What, not when love itself is so often
short story?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
Just Why.

DO you find the cost of living any
higher than it was, say five years
ago?' I'd
Yes. SIR Two of my daughters have
got married SINCE Washington Her.
aid.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

AT last the long hatpin in the crowd
ed car has killed man. Women
should shorten their hatpins or en-.
large their boundaries.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
Ambiguous,

did your late employer give you a
testimonial?v a ta5 81
Yes, but u doesn't seem to do mo
any good" J4t
What did he say?" Na.
He said was one OF the best men
his firm ever turned out"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

Now church is equipped with the
wireless system. Politics will prob.
ably be the last to fall in line.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
Circulation Statement,

Average Number of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the
year 1910 %
Average number of complete
and perfect copies Of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the
month OF July, 1911. &c
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

Those young Chicagoans who ate an
gei-fool during FIRE panic simply took
the cake.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
IWgkITGHEN


AXE the Irishman's advice:
- BE aisy. and II you can't be
aisy, De as aisy as ye can" When you
teel physically out Of sorts leave off eat
ing and instead Of seeking something to
take. seek something to do.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

Berlin had over 100000 visitors
last year. II pays to be good looking
and up to date
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30

The Bulletin is on sale at the fol
loving places.
Coleman's, 702 Commercial Ave
Halliday House News Stand
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
July Circulation.

The above is correct statement
of the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month of July, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this Sd day of August, 1911.
LEO. ]. KLEB,
Notary Public. :.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
PRETTY NEW PIQuE FRock
Long Blouse and Skirt Are plaltea
and Confined by Belt Of Same ,
Material.

This attractive frock is OF pique.
The long blouse and skirt are plated
and confined by belt of the material
ornamented with buttons and piped
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-08-30
Still unanswerad.

Still Unanswered.
We are advised to live and learn,
But why, alas oh. why
Do people seldom learn to live
Till Just before they dies fT'@
Chicago News.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
PROSPECTS BRIGHT FOR
 COTTON STATES LEAGUE

is well satisfied over the outlook for Meridian. He stated that there will be no enlargement of this circuit, although there have been several applications for franchises President Lewis desires to impress most forcbly on the magnates that s25G. half of the guarantee fund, must he aai6 by January l, else the franchise is subject to forfeiture.
 Prosi lent Lewis states that the Cotton States has paid the highest salaries of any Class D league in organized baseball heretofore, and that the salary limit adopted at tl.c last meeting is higher than most of Class D circuits. Twelve huhdred dollars for Il men, exclusive of the manager.
 Anothei reason why the leagues sue cess for the coming season has the con- fdence oi President Lewis is the division of the playing season into two halves, the first half to open April Il and to close the latter part of June; the second season to begin immediately upon the close Of the inst, and if two clubs should stand together at the top of the percent age cClumn at the close of the first half series of games will be played to de- eide the pennant winner. In splitting the season it will enable the tailenders of the first half to recruit for the sec
 ond half, and not lag on the cellar | throughout the season. but will have a chance to cop the van in the second half and to figure in the series for the pen nant which plan should create more in terest in mid-season than has been dis played in former years at that time.
 Three manaaers have been selected in l.the circuit. Carlos Smith will again guide Eiattesburg; Orth Collins will lead Greenwod for tlte~ second time, and R
 E. Kennedy will pilot Meridian, This is Kennedy's first year with the Cotton States league
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09

Meridian, Miss, December S.-(SpeelaiD President A. Lewis of the Cotton states league paid the metropolis of Missis- sippi a visit yesterday. When approached on the subject of baseball for the com ing season he waxed very enthusiastic over the prospects of the tight little cir cult in Inc season of 1912. President Lewis stated that the coming season should be the banner year of the cotton belt for several reasons, and if the sea son was not successful it would be no faulf of his President Lewis main hob bies are tlie observation invlolate of the salary limit and good unpires; he dwells mucbly on keeping the salary limit intact, and states that if this is not observed tl.at the league cannot float, President Lcwia> ..has signed two -umpires-Jack Kennedy of Baltimore, who handled the indicator in the Wfstern league last season, and William Ebner Of Cleve- land, who officiated last year in the Con ncntiCutt league, and formerly in the Sally Tine ct1er umpire will be selected in short while, as he is in corresponds enee with several competent men.
 President Lewis is visiting each club and lining up the directors and, fans for the coming season. In every instance he states, thcJ are very enthusiastic, and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
NARRAGANSETT BAY
 GETS NAVY YARD

Washington, December S-Narragan- sett bay, Rhode Island has been selected as the site of one of the three great Atlantic coast navy yards proposed by Secretary of the Navy Meyer in his re- c,gan.zation plan, the others being at Norfolk and Guantanamo. This will mean the elimination of the Brooklyn and Boston and the Portsmouth, N. H., yards Secretary Meyer has pointed out that wien the Panama canal is opened t1e battleshp fleet would divide much of 1t; time between the east and west coasts of the United States, and would lessen the need for navy yards on the Atlantic side.
 Narragansctt bay was selected as the site for the northern yard because it was sufficient to provide harbor area for the | anchorage ol the biggest fleet, and it's 1 entrance could easily be protected
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
GETS 90 DAYS FOR
 VIOLATING LAWS

Alexander city, December S.--tspecia!o This morning in tine mayors court of Alexander City Sid Thomas .one of the leading negroes of the town, was tried and convicted for violation of the prohibit ton laws of Alexander City, and fined S1oo, or In default thereof to work at hard labor for 20 days for the city. The esi- dence in the case developed that his trade was largely with certain white men of this community.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
JACKSON TO HAVE A NEW RAILROAD

Jackson, Miss, December S.-(Special)- F. H. Fitzgerald of Indianapolis Ind. the founder of the town of Fitzgerald, Ga, and who has recently invested heavily in lands in Pearl river valley as a member of the firm Of Johnson -Fitzgerald- Sweeney
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
Almost 200 ChiIdren'S New Coats At About Half Their Real Worth

 plain motions with zbenes brown and
 
  had to sell these their really high But didn't buy them their real half
  just had to dispose of their surplus stocks. The arisocracy of Coatdom. Chldrens Coats that in fneness of material cut and workmanship equal to the best garments of their elder sisters. Coats worth $7 50 to $1O are S5 Coats worth $12.50, $15.00 to $500 are $750.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09

Lumber Manufacturing and Railroad com pany, states in a recent letter to the Manufacturers Record that he is going to build a railroad north from Jackson.
 This company, capitalized at 5,OO0,0C0 now owns 154000 acres of land estimated 10 produce at least S,000000 to 1000o, 600 feet of pine lumber and great quantity of hardwood, such as oak, hickory and cypress; it has one sawmill of capacity Of 125,o00 feet per day in operation and will soon have two others
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
Bresnahan in Chicago

Chicago. H., December S.-Manag er Roger Bresnahan of the St. Louis Ma tional League baseball club came here from Toledo last night but declined that he was on a hunt for ball players. The only thing, he said of importance was that he would not stand in the way of Miller Huggins, his second baseman, 'so- ing to Cincinnati if he is given the chance to manage that club.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
LIVE NEWS ITEMS
 FROM TUSCALOOSA
Hubbard Case Goes to Jury-Ayers Appointed Superintendent.
 Church Reception

Tuscaloosa, December S.-(Special)- The case of Rufus Hubbard, charged with murder of his cousin, Sam Hubbard, has occupied the attention of the circuit court for the past two days and was con cluded and went to the jury last night. The murder occurred at Vance last spring and Hubbard. has entered a plea of self defense and also one of insanity.
 M. C. Ayers of Tuscaloosa has been appointed superintendent of the Central Foundry company's new plant which is under construction at Holt It Is grat- flying to know that the Central Foundry company has adopted the principle of employing local men for high positions as well as ordinary labor.
 | The members of the Presbyterian church gave most delightful reception yesterday afternoon and evening at tho manse. The house was artistic in 1t: decorations of ferns and chrysanthemum! and Dr. and Mrs. Boyd dispensed theil hospitality in delightful fashion. 4 musical programme was rendered at botl | receptions, and free will offering wa taken for the Ladies' Missionary society | The reception will take the place of th' usual bazar which has been dispensed l with.
 The. ladies of the Baptist church hel' their annual bazar in the Sunday schoo l rooms of the church yesterday and foun' ready sale for the great variety of fancl work and the market of dressed ch.cK
 ems, cakes and salad did. big business 1 The social side of the bazar is alway! enjoyed, and they arc looked forward tt l in Tuscaloosa as q social event.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
Insnects Crematory

Jackson, Miss, December S.--(Special)-- F. H. Gafford, commissioner of streets and buildings of Birmingham, is in Jack son inspecting the crematory and methods used in getting rid of trash and garbage. He was delighted with what he found and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
Mailing Out Cheeks

Jackson, Miss, December S.--(Special. )-- Creditors of the Jackson Loan and Trust
 company will in a few days receive a , per cent dividend on account of the set tlcment of the affairs of the company by Referee in Bankruptcy West, who is now
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
Owen to Return

London, December S.-Dr. Orvile Owen of Detroit who early in the year con- ducted excavations in the River Wye for manuscripts which he believed would es-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09

tablsh that Bacon was the author of Shakespearean plays and later abandon ing them, will sail for America tomorrow He says that he will find the boxes con- taining Bacon's library if he has to re- turn to England every year for the next forty years
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09

forch and heaayd double n satin andl coors O the popular m
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09
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states that he will recommend the adop- tion of Jackson's system for his town on his return home. He also looked over the road work and paving under way and expressed himself as greatly surprised that so much was being done in the way of improvements.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-12-09

engaged in making out and mailing checks to 1900 diffeernt claimants. Though the books of the concern show more than am0 creditors, only 1900 have filed claims. These are scattered from Maine to California.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-15
NEW BANK SECURES
QUARTERS IN HOTEL
st. Louis Man Buys Large
Quantity Of Bear Grass
in Tncnmcari
1IcIIn0o9rI

Tucumcari, n. n, Dec. 15.-The First
state bank, Of TCcumcari, which was
incorporated this week at Santa Fe
mas arranged for location in the cor
ner store room Of the Vorenberg hO-
tel on Main and Second streets, and it
IS claimed will be ready for business
as soon as the necessary equipment can
be obtained. The bank which will 5e
the third for this city, will have the
following officers: Hugh Swift, presi-
dent; T. r. II. Smith, vice president.
and N. B. Keator, cashier. The first
two are from Las Cruces. the latter
incorporated for $4,000.
H. A. Shohkwiler, or the American
Manufacturing company, Of St. Louis
has been in this county buying bear
grass He states that he has made
arrangement with a firm Of that city
to handle all the availabl product Of
the section and snip it to market. An
other car load Of the pant was shipped
this week from San Jon, several SINH
lar shipments having been made from
Tucumcar1 recently. One farmer at
least in the county has announced that
he viii prepare several acres of his
land for growing this plant for the
market
postal savings bank will be opened
at Nara Visa on the second of Janu-
airy. This is the second town in Quay
county to be given this postal improve
ment Tucumcari being the first.
The Ohio settlers held their third
annual reunion at Amistad, electing the
following officers J. w. Young, presi-
dent; J. G. Simmons vice president;
Mrs. 5. V. Johnson, secretary, and Mrs.
A. Z. BrOsier, assistant secretary.
W. T. Conway, OF the extension de-
partment of the New Mexico Agricul-
tural college, VIII be in this city Non
day to give a number of lectures on
scientific farming for the benefit Of
the teachers of the schools and the
farmers and others who may be in
terested. While here he viii endeavOr
to Organize a farmers institute for the
purpose Of carrying on a series Of
tests under the supervision of the agri-
cultural college. Two lectures will be
given, one at the auditorium of the
high school and the other at some down
town point Mr.. Conway also wishes
to interest the school children in seed
testing and growing, these results to
be reported to the college.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-15
WARREN TIRES OF
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
fcontinued From Page Eight..l

CONTINUED From Page Eighth
bundles now. grew stiff in their thin
A clock in a drug store window said
three minutes Of g. Warren would be
waiting-she almost ran the rest Of the
way. AS She went up the elevator the
mirror reflected her face, unbecom-
ingly red with the cold Dropping the
out a pocket powder puff to subdue
the offending glow Of her nose-she
{ could not bear for Warren to see her
like that.
But Warren hardly looked up when
she entered. He was reading the even
ing papers, his feet propped on
1 chair.
"Oh, I'm so sorry to be Iatel Have
you been home long, dear2" STOPPING
over and kissing him.
Ugh" drawing back. your hands
are. like ice-here, don't touch my
necki"
ooh. I know-theyre almost frozen.
And I did the stupidest thinsl That's
what makes me so late cook the
downtown subway
Hum, that's not surprising-yOu
never look where you're going"
But Helen had hurried into her room
to throw off her things and then out
to the kitchen to see if Della had
everything ready for dinner
IT was after dinner that she brought
out the packages and opened them.
IheSe are what got Tor Edith,
taxing out the Iur-LOppeQ slippers.
Don't you think they viii be nice for
herr"
Warren looked up from his paper
and gave them hasty Indifferent
glance.
And this is a wallet for Frank. ana
here is a hat brush for-why. dear
reproachfUlly. you're not even look
ingr'
well what's the use OF my going
over all that truck2 This whole Christi
mas business is an Internal nuisance. 1
suppose from now on III hear nothing
else If 1 had my way I wouldn't give
blamed thing to anybody-and I'd be
mighty well pleased not to get any
thing, either"
"Oh, dear, don't say that-you
wouldn't do away with the Christmas
spirit2"
christmas spirit?" he scoffed
There's a lot of Christmas spirit in
giving somebody something they don't
want-and then begrudging it. tooi
By George, how many presents do YOU
suppose would be given if everybody
didn't feel il was expected and thar
they would get something in return!
The whole durn thing is a mutual
hold-up game, in which nobody gets
what he WantsW
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-15
Mrs. George aupp


7 had a bad case Of dandrufE Ny
scalp was fun OF dandruff and It came
out thick and scaly. Ny hair came
out badly; often I nearly cried on ac-
count Of losing my pretty head OF hair.
heard OF PARTISAN SAGE and only
had to use two bottles, before the hair
stopped coming out. the scalp became
clean. and all the dandruff disappeared.
The hair became. silky and one big rea-
son that liked PARTISAN SAGE was
that it kept the hair smooth. silky. and
clean with no traces OF sickness
7 believe this tonic 70 be the best on
the market as there has been no return
OF dandruff. or hair falling out what
ever an glad to publicly endorse the
use Of PARIsLAN SAGE. have often
endorsed its use and am glad to do It."
SO E Bond St. Cory Pa.
PARTISAN SAGE, the delightful hair
dressing and beautir1er sold by Kelly
y Pollard and druggists eTeryWherG.
Guaranteed for falling hair, dandruff
and scalp itch. Large bottle 50 csnta
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-15
CATARRH
The Enemy
of Mankind
II Not stopped VIII Weaken the Men,
brane AID Lead to More Serious
Diseases.
Stomaeh Dosing WOp't End L

Catarrh IS a common disease in near
ly every state in the Union.
1t is also a vile and disgusting dis
ease because its revolving symptoms
cannot be hidden.
Many people despair of ever getting
rid Of catarrh, but If they viii go
about IL in earnest they can stop the
discharge in few days. Danish snuff
fIes. hawking and splitting in a few
more days.
To end the misery and humiliation Of
catarrh breathe HTOMEL Get com
plete outfit today and see how quickly
catarrh can be conquered If you viii
only try
A HYOMEI outfit Cbottle Of HTO-
MEL and hard rubber Inhaler costs
800 Pour a few drops into the in
haler and breathe 1t; that's all YOU
have to DO. Breathe 1t five or six times
a day and watch the symptoms Of ca
tarrh disappear one by one HHOMEl
is guaranteed for catarrh, coughs, colds
sore throat and asthma For sale by
druggists everywhere Extra bottles II
needed so cents. Mail orders filled 6y
Booths Hyomei Co, Buffalo. n l.
Kelly & Pollard guarantee HHOMEL
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-15
AMERICAS MOST FAMOUS
OPERA HOUSE TO GO
The Metropolitan, Built . Years Ago,
at Cost Of Sl,7O0, 600 to Give Way to
More Modern Structure

NJ LOST OF els tutfooU 10 1--WE ~ ay 70
More Modern Structure.
New York. \. y, Dec. 15.-While no
official announcement has vet been
made II is now generally understood
that the metropolitan opera house, long
the most famous center Of music in
this country and one of the most ia
nous in the world, is TO be abandoned
so far as grand opera is concerned At
the time Of its erection IS years ago,
II was looked upon as an epoch mark
ing undertaking. costing for the ground
and buildings over S1,7O0, 000 The first
performance Of grand opera took place
In II on October p, 1883, and since then
practically every famous artist during
the last quarter Of a century has been
heard there at one time or another.
Now. however, many conditions unfOre-
seen at the time the opera house was
built, have brought about the need of
more convenient structure, which viii
probably be located somewhat further
uptown. One great difficulty which the
architects Of the new building must
solve has to do with the handling Of
the arriving and departing carriages
and automobiles. This was simple
enough % years ago. Now, however. on
a big night there are more than 100
carriage calls necessitating long and
irritating waits. While the passing OF
the Metropolitan viii undoubtedly
cause widespread regret il viii result
in giving New York the greatest and
most complete opera in the world when
the new structure is completed.