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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06
MISTAKEN KINDNESS.

The servants were abed, and the
doctor answered the bell himself. A
colored man stood on the steps hold
ing a large package.
''Is Miss Matilda. the cook, at home
hal?" asked the man.
Eyes, but she has retired, returned
the doctor.
"Can leab dis TO- her, sab /"
Certainly" said the doctor.
He took the bundle, from which
flowers and buds were protruding,
and, after bidding the man good
night, carefully carried 1t to the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

kitchen, where he deposited it, paper
and all in pan of water.
The doctor thought nothing more
of the affair until he heard Matilda's
angry voice raised in conversation
with the maid.
EFF I had dc pusson heah," cried
the cook, "dat put NAH new spring
hat in dis yer dishpan, I'd scald i'm
for shot"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06
The latest About Appendicitis

1t has been announced that wind
or gas In the stomach or bowels, sour
stomach or constipation, are symp-
toms OF chronic appendicitis which
may any minute become acute. A
doctor states that A SINGLE DOSE
OF simple buckthorn bark. glycerlne
etc, as compounded in Adler-i-ka, the
new German Appendicitis remedy,
relieves these symptoms almost IN
STANTLY. Pendleton Drug Co. re-
port that many Pendleton people are
receiving QUICK benefit.
Do you read the East Oregonian7
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

Do you read the East oregonian ?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06
Jhn Biz Head

is Of two kinds-conceit and the big
head that comes from a sick head
ache. Does your head ever feel'Hk
q gourd ana your brain feel loose and
sore? You can cure L IN no time by
acting on your liver with Billiards.
Heroine. Isn't it worth trying for
tie absolute and certain relief you'u
get a. c. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

The most delicate part ~ a baby
IS its bowels Every ailmont that l
suffers with attacks the bowels, also
enianGcr'ng in most caacs ne life
OF The infant Nrrec's naN~ EI r
cures diaThoss dyaentary ana all de
rangemeHts of the stomach Or bowels.
4. e. KJcppeu & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

Chicago June G.-The American
institute Of Actuaries n national in
surance organization. opened It's an
nual convention in Chicago today. A
number Of important matters are on
the program for consideration.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

The Woodville Improvement club
is putting up a bandstand in the pub
lie park. Croquet sets will be in
stalled in the park.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

The woman Of today who has good
haath, good temper good sense,
bright eyes ana q lovely complexion.
the rosuit of correct living and good d.
sest'on wins the admiration Of the
world II your digestion is faulty
Chamberlaln's Stomach ana Liver
Tablets VIII correct It, For sale by
all dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06
WATERUSERS WILL
MEET At n[REIS70N
TO DISCUSS
'STANEIELD LITIGATION
- eli Known .icrrnis,0n Citizen is
Sii.cl,cl With Appcndiciti-Sec
Case Within Wcck-Both Paries
being Nicely.
Especial Correspondence

HermistOn. Ore. lime 6-The
board of directors Of tine T-natiIIa
River Water Users association hold
their monthly meeting this evening
and will make their yearly estimate
OF assessments and amonp other mat
ters that will be brouglt hafora +be
board at this meeting win he the
stanfield litigation. II is not known
at present lust what stems the hoard
viii take. but is supposed that an an
swer will be filed with the court in
the near future. At the nresent time
there are 1I252 - acres of irri-
gable land under this project. ana
the assessment will be $3.50 per sbara
for maintenance and oDeration ann
Sc per share for buiIdinr, cbarse tbeec
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-06

When man really needs n whip
ping, nothing does him more good
than TO get IL.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-07-06
PAGE EIGHT
WHEAT PRODUCTION, EXPORTA-
TION, AND CONSUMPTION OF
THE u. S.

@1HT recent estimate that the
1911 wheat crop will be the
largest ever produced in the
\ United States, as announced
by the Department of Agriculture,
lends interest to the records of pro-
duction in, and movements into and
out of the country of wheat and it's
products as published by the Bureau
of Statistics, Department of Com
merce and Labor. Wheat has always
been an important factor both in the
production and foreign commerce of
the United States, and continues to
increase in Importance in the matter
Of production, though somewhat de-
creasing in the quantity exported.
The wheat production in the United
States in 1870 was 236 million bush
els; in 1880, 498 IL million; in 1889,
400 Il million dropping to 399 mil
lion in 1889 but advancing to 612
million in 1891. 522 million in 1900,
and 665 million in 1910; though
even higher records were made in
1901, 748 million bushels, and 1905,
1875 Million.
Much has been said about the low
product per acre of wheat in the
United States when compared with
that in European countries, and it is
doubtless true that wheat produc-
ton in certain countries Of Europe,
where great attention is given to the
care of the land and the supply of
proper soil foods, is greater per acre
than in the United States. On the
other hand, however, it is equally
true and interesting that the yie'd
per acre in the United States is in
creasing, having averaged 1913 BUSH
els per acre in 1909, against Il BUSH
els per acre in 1907 and 1908, IL u
bushels in 1904, 13 bushels in 1894,
and 1917 bushels in 1885. While the
production per acre of course fuctu-
ates from year to year, the average
production per acre during recent
years has clearly been higher than
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-07-06
WILBUR's STOCK TONIC.

6 "a pounds, $40 feeds, $1.25, express
paid. 1t is good for horses, cows and
hogs. 1t makes them fat and slick"
will keep your stock healthy and fat
and makes your poultry lay more eggs
and grow faster. Sold on cash guaran-
tee. Order today; don't wait; send
cash with order. For sale by J. A.
Davis, Smyrna, Georgia, r. F. D. No. l,
Box so. All orders filled the day re-
ceiVed.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-07-06

If you want real enjoyment, send
ten cents for a copy of Humorist.
Address Publisher Humorist, St.
Louis, Mo. In ordering your read
ing matter, don't fail to include the
Humorist.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-07-06
INVENTED JUNE, 1908


he
a
the carDt the
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-07-06

@1HT recent estimate that the
1911 wheat crop will be the
largest ever produced in the
n United States. as announced
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-07-06
HOW TO PREPARE THE A

Cut off the desired @ be
o Whe
GU
handle Then the
Then the thread
and have the long the
and have the long in the
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
THE TIME FOR MINISTERS
TO ENGAGE IN POLITICS
One of Six In Savannah, Ca Mho
Knew When to Act.

On ordinary occasions there Is but
very little necessity for a minister Of
the gospel dabblng in politics, says
the Savannah (GaJ Tribune, but when
q moral issue Is at stake or the good
Of his people threatened then it be-
comes his duty to himself and to his
followers to join them in their efforts
10 uphold the honest integrity Of the
community and to protect their rights.
On q recent occasion q duty similar
TO this devoIved upon one Of our six
ministers. and be was not found want
ing, but in a most earnest manner
gave his people good advice
This Is the sort Of man the ministry
needs, one who IL not afraid to voice
bis opinions when they are needed.
even though It be in a political meet
inc.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
A Solution.

There's hardly been a year OF late when
people didn't ask.
Shall woman have this privilege? Shall
she perform that task?
''Shau women smoker Shall women
bize?' are samples We may quote.
Today Of course the problem Is. Shall
women have the voter
II were called to arbitrate this answer I
would give,
''She shall" 'Twotld solve the problem
just as surely as you live
From what ] know Of woman's VIII, OF
what she does and don't
I'm certain II We said she shall'' she'd
tell US that she won't
Boston Transcript
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
MIXED JURY TRY CRIMINAL.
Race Prejudice Brushed Aside In Trial
of Earle Mcfarland.

1t is said that the jury which tried
one Earle Mcfarland, a white Grim
inal. for his life in Galveston. Tex, re-
Gently was composed Of six colored
men and six white men. The case at
tracted wide attention. as It is believed
by those who profess to know to be
the first instance of the kind In the
history of criminal proceedings In the
Lone Star State.
Be that as IL may. we see nothing In
the selection OF colored men TO serve
as Jurors at the trial Of a white man
over which to exult- II the jurors
were each citizens OF the United States
and Of the commonwealth OF Texas,
adjudged by the commissioner Of
jurors to be competent to determine
the innocence or guilt Of the criminal
according to the facts in the case from
a legal standpoint, that is all that is
necessary.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
The Faithful Nurse.

els this you, dOctorT asks the nurse
over the telephone.
'Yes.S answers the physician.
''WeII. you know you said Mr. Bender
would not show any signs Of improve
ment for I've or'six daysT
YES"
''Weu. this Is only the second day
and he Is a great deal better already.
Shall ! give him something to make
him worse for the other three or four
daysT-Life.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
A Product Of Peru.

One day in the course Of study the
teacher had occasion TO give a descrip-
don of the republic of Peru After
describing its natural features, peo-
pie, commerce, industries, products,
ETC., he gave his class a test to find
outflow much they remembered Of
what he had told them. Having re-
ceived satisfactory replies to a num-
Der Of his questions. he asked, Nov,
who can tell me what the principal
products Of Peru are?' Instantly
there came from somewhere in the
rear Of the room the answer,
'Prunes." Philadelphia Record.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
The PLAYS the Thing.

The plays the thing. When life grows
gray.
When smiles beguile and tears betray.
We seek the land where lovers dance
While bafled villains glare askance
And happy endings hold their sway.
Enter the hero. Clear the way!
Let an the futes and hddles pIayI
This hour IL real! LIES but q trancel
The worlds dream where shadows strayi
Fate Is the potter: we're the clay.
Puppets or princes. take your chance.
Do homage to the god Romance.
Here AZ his shrine a rose we lay
The plays the thing!
Kate MaSterson IN Columbian
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
Wit That stuna.

Father S. was remarkable for his
ready wit. On one occasion while
travelling ON a steamboat a well known
sharper who wished to get into the
priests rU''d Eraces said:
Father { ~h"uld like very much to
hear o.r of your sermons"
'''Trii' said the clergyman. you
could IIavr hrard me last Sunday If
veg nal l,-an where you should have
l.e.'u
y here U5S thatT
In Tiir '-nunty JAIL" answered the
bluI priest as he walked away.-San
FrancisaO STAR
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

Mike, having been sent by his mas
ter to deliver a hare in a hamper. set
out on a long journey. Feeling tired
and inquisitive. he sat down and open
ed the hamper to see the hare.
In an instant the hare was running
down the road. Mike was very upset
at this. but suddenly he shouted after
It: ''It's no good: you don't know where
to 90. | ave the h'address on this
ERE 'amper"-Ideas.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

Now that the series Of religious
meetings at the Concord Baptist
Church Of Christ have come 70 a close
the Concord Literary circle wfH re
sumo it's meetings. which are held on
the second and fourth Thursday even
ings IN the month. President WaltsE
z. Taylor and the board Of managers
are very much encouraged over the
outlook fog the circle for TIE spring
term and have announced ths reopen
ing OF the meetings for Thursday
eTenine March - Ths circle e the
leading literary organization In Brook-
Ign and IL rapidly extending its inna-
ence and helpfulness throughout Great
er New York. high school night e
ne circle WI oeenr In Nay.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

The Wet segregation scheme which
was got up and passed By the city
eoancn or Baltimore for the purpose q
prsventing colored people from hving
IN streets where the majority Of rea-
dents were white has been declared
nm and pold Ths sooasr an such
unjust measures are wiped out Of ex-
i.asnca in the United States the bet-
taE Class legislation has no place n
q rpublic. The West ordinance was
Q dIsgrsce to - intelligent eitisens of
Baldm0te. Il deserved the deGfh
which Il died. In an such cases the1s
.l,usaR NuEFuelasny-DuaR
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
Posts and Suffrage.

woRDswoRTH's OPINION.
Oh, when the sun awakes all lie
you know It's coming By tho dawn
Unhappy h the man whose Wife
Desires 70 put the trousers On
KIPLRG's ULTIMATUA.
61renSth Is q thing of the muBcle and not
% q Woman's mind
"A guias who wm watch the msus-that
90 q wooer's goal
&C ask ths men who have sunsred MS
yo6 WTn surely ind:
What you want h q Wench At tbo cook
stove. net q Drawing jade at the poll
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

At the February meeting Of the
Lineoln Settlement association held
IN the interest Of the Moche1 Day
1urseFy in Brookiyn. plans were per
hected for the reopening Of TIE nuFsary
early In March. The omeers Of the
day nursery department Of the Settle
msnt aEsoeiatioo are: Prssfaent Or. Y.
MortOnJones: vice president. Mrs.
Alice wney seay: secretary. Miss
Gortr1ds = 1ohnson: assistant secre-
tary. Miss Catherine z Washington;
treasurer. W. RnsSsll johnson
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
Il pays to advertise
in The Broad AK.

uassrves to fan. says the Dallas Tex
Express. The idea Is born In sin and
soaked In iniqufty. The very day the
federal government lends In sanction
10 this heresy that day the natioual
government acknoWlsdges tha Legality
uf the unlawful and diabolIeal methods
nov being resOrtsd 10 10 dlEfraaehlse
the Negro vote 10 the south
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

All through her younger days she used
Whenever she'd a chance
To sit upon his knees and take
The creases from his pants.
They're married now. and every night
She thinks II psetty thin
To have to stay at home and put
His trousers creases in.
Boston Herald.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

WisAsm In Bssomina PsIi1isaIIy Wisa
The minois idea edited and pub
hshed By Mr.. 8 3. Turner n ChIcagn
says ed3torially colored men are be
coming wise politically. They are
taking part in al the different eam-
psigns and are dividing thsir Votss
ne any other nationality.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

When an electric arc light hisses the
carbon. melted, ,fron enc e IN roas. n
actually boiling n tho httle cater
formed IN the end Of the rod. The 50
perheated liquid. with bltndi1g flashes
Oe light, moves and JUMPS ahsuk vely
mach as water does on beglnnilg -
han.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

II am a candidate for your hand"
"But my parents have indorsed an
other young man."
."An right. I'll run as an insurgent-" "
Houston Chronicle.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

yes" Said the clerk as be dipped HIS
pen IN tie Ink and prepared % an out
the blank. -YOur name, please"
@Amelia whippIeton."
sNationalitYT
sAnercan
~Marrlnd or uunarcIedF
~BaA-tWlee"@Ch Chicagc Recrd-Her-
ald.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

What better words in tongue or pen.
What greater Joy IN truth,
Than when you hear the dulcet tones.
Dear baby has a tOothT"
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11
Rafnra e Yenna 81 mo:

smithers freading sign. Hands orr
-Ths poor fdi0ts! % they f1lnR an
one eould iook At that statue ana not
lrnaw the handa wnra oR1-chrlstian.
Tl.slufar.
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

1Eother. nay I 90 out % nyf
Wea ny dn<ling daeEbtH.
3of hays q care, a. Cufti0 doe8
10 DO 4 over water"
st Louis Post-Da1dh
The broad ax., 1911-03-11

Narn1es 60 Fe6Sral eessrnmsaG
TAs eEoE9 70 elect Unlted States
ssnaton b. = direct vo.s - - RsaDls
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
GREAT aaaeball Plax.

What was the greatest baseball
play you ever saw7" asked a friend Of
Governor-elect John w. Tener.
"The greatest play ever saw" said
he, took place in an amateur game
on town lot at Charleroi. The teams
were playing on q wet field and an
outflelder who wore derby hat went
after a high fly. He came to little
pond and taking his eye OF the ball
made a jump to cross 1t. As he was
leaping the BALI struck him on the
head, went through the crown Of his
hat and lodged there. The base run
ner was out and the fielder had not
touched the ball with his hands. Can
you beat it?"-Washington Core
spondence Pittsburg Dispatch.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
MAN MARRIES FOUR SISTERS
WEEDS One After Another az Death
Successfully Removes Thorn
Has Son by Each Wife.

White Hill, N. ITO marry four
sisters Is the experience of Harry d.
Philkill, formerly a resident of this
Nd He is So years old, and has mar
ried Miss Josephine Conroy, seven
years his senior. She is the fourth
bride, and sister to his three other
wives, now deceased. Philkill declar-
ed after the ceremony, which was
performed by the Rev. 8. c. Cutter.
that he felt like a boy of 10.
He was first married 40 years ago,
when he eloped with Miss Marie Con-
roy. He was greatly attached to all
four sisters, and 1t has been often
said that they were all in love with
him. His first wife was killed in an
accident about six years later. He
afterward married Miss Anna Conroy,
with whom he lived for dozen years.
She died of heart disease while they
were enjoying a trip to the Pacific
coast.
Mr.. Philkill remained single for
two years. declaring to his friends
that he would never marry. He did
not keep this resolution, however. as
he again fell In love when he came
here to visit the Conroy family, and
the graves Of his wives, who are all
buried In the family plot.
Miss Lillian Conroy was the next
bride. He wooed and won her during
this visit and she accompanied him to
Baltimore as bride. This proved
Philkill's longest venture in matri-'
mony, as the couple lived together for
Is years. At the expiration of that
time Mrs. Philkill died of typhoid
fever. Mr.. Philkill remained single
two years, but Cupid possible believ-
ed that he made too good husband
to be without wife, the wedding to
Miss Josephine Conroy and the wild
over being the outcome. Mr.. Phil
kill is the father OF three boys, one
having been born to each Of his three
wives.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18

nearer to fainting for Joy than ever
shall again, know"
Protected Her Arrival.
Mrs. De Malinowsh and her small
son sailed for New York on the Adri-
attic August 10, 1910. Mr.. Wyckoff. be-
ing compelled to wait for the Virgin
ian, cabled to his brother, Clarence f..
Wyckoff, to meet Mrs. De Malinowski.
but since the name of the young moth
er did not appear on the passenger
list Mr.. Wyckoff had great difficulty
in finding her. He sought the aid OF
Collector William Loeb, Jr., and met
no less than ten steamers due on the
same day as the Adriatic. or the next.
Mr.. Loeb, however, had seen to 1t that
no obstacles should stand in Mrs. De
Malinowski's way, and although Mr..
Wyckoff did not meet her at the pier
he did find her just as she was start
ing for her mothers home.
II have no doubt" Mrs. De Malin-
owsh said yesterday, that the at.
tempts to get Leonard away from me
will continue. My husbands family
does not care about me, but they do
want him. and they are as rich as
am poor. The upkeep of Mlynyszce
alone costs them between 100000
and $150,000 year, and have no
reason to think that they will agree
either to let Caesar come back to me
or to let Leonard stay with me in
peace"
Mr.. Wyckoff received letter not
long ago from De Malinowski in which
he begged his American friends not
to form an opinion of the case until
his side had been heard. He did not
say, however. what that side was.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
A. Il Appeared In Print.

Senator Newlands of Nevada was
soaring in debate one day. soaring so
high he hit the ceiling" He realized
he was getting trife fiowery and to
excuse himself said: Indeed. Mr..
President. perfervid oratory may be
pardoned. for this subject furnishes
all the food eloquence needs"
That sounded pretty good to Mr..
Newlands. but he was bit abashed
when he read in the Congressional
Record next day that he asserted his
topic furnished all the food elephants
need"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
Child Welfare Exhibit.

The New York child welfare exhibit,
which is scheduled to open on Janu.
airy Is, will be most comprehensive
and will consist of moving pictures.
documents and anything that will help
TO make the subject clearer to those
Interested. Among the speakers will
be Miss Jane Adams Of Hull house.
Miss Florence Kelley of the Consum-
ers' league, Miss Lillian wald. founder
OF the Henry settlement and initiator
Of the idea Of children's bureau, and
number OF men workers and sym
pathizers. The exhibit II financed By
philanthropists and u headed By the
Russell Sage foundation with $4,000,
Twenty men have oontributsd $1,000
each.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
AIDS AMERICAN
BRIDE AND BABE
TO FLEE RUSSIA
Mrs. Lillian de MaIinoWski Tells
Of Alleged Persecution by
Her Husbands Rich
Parents.
RESCUED BY NEW YORKER SHE
MET ON STEAMSHIP.

Thrilling Adventures to Recover Her
Baby Son, Heir to Large Estate,
Recounted on Her Safe Arrival In
the United States--stIII Fears That
the Boy May Be Kidnapped by
EnIssaries Of His Fathers Family.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18

CIV YORK.-Separated
from her wealthy Rus
sian husband by the
scheming Of his fam
lily; kept by force from
the side of her baby
boy; risking her life
to regain him, and fin
ally escaping across
the Austrian border of
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18

ment viii be pleased to give informa.
ton regarding the various districts in
Manitoba. Saskatchewan and Alberta.
where free homesteads Of 1so ,acres
are available.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
His Opinion.

Nephew-What do you think Of the
opera?
Uncle Josh-Them women in tn
boxes ought to be able to raise enough
money on their diamonds to buy some
clothes with. by links!
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
Hoods
SarsaparilIa

Cures all humors, catarrh and
rheumatism, relieves that tired
feeling, restores the appetite
cures paleness, nervousness
builds up the whole system.
Get it today In usual liquid form Oh
chocolated tablets called Sareatape'
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18

Progress In the human race de-
ponds less on getting ahead than on
helping along.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18

A pessimist is a man who can't en-
Joy the beauties of an apple blossom
because he only thinks of the possible
stomach ache It represents.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. Constipation is the cause Of many
diseases. Cure the cause and you cure
the disease. Easy to take.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-02-18
uNkIND.

Wifey-I smell something Ike leath-
er burning! Is 1t that cigari
Hubby--No; but I'wouldn't wonder
II It's the crust Of that pie you Just
put into the oven.