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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
HAS LAST SAY. 4;

Mr. Taft does not agree with til
generals about the woetul condition y
the army and the scommander! in; chs
a me last 7RR isaies News n
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

1T is no wonder, with royalty stun
bling on all sides, that Helena of Italy
thinks 1t a sign of bad luck for a
queen to fall down stairs just like COM
mon folk. .s8
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

tElaI0 l.57 ~, 7--T z
A well known physician remarked
last night In our presence that the
best way toward eff the grippe was
TO keep ones self in good condition.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

+ thousand deer killed In Massa,
chusetts in a week without one fatal
the hunters would indicate
that craftsmanship is, looking up.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
LOVELY TOY WOMAN a
5. (From the Plain Dealer.l {

4NFrUM the Plaln Dealer.J '3iI
] scowl, at hats, ! growl at rats, A
I'm groufhy as a bear III
AT shoes ! sheer, at skirts jeer,
i ! critlcise her air. (,
And yet. you know. for all my blow
My tuning and my fame u,
Despite her hats. her hells, her rats.
! love her Just the same.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
j, LOOK INTO THE FUTURE.

Somehow or otlier we fancy that
Hon, Jim Smith, Of New Jersey, Is
going to hit the limelight next month
as a man who couldn't come back
Houston Post. w: 4 ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

In Washington state the Governor Is
highly in favor Of women serving on
fiuries. But has he considered the abil.
7 ity of$women to keep a secret?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
n SPOILED VOTERS. Z
(Philndelphia Telegraph

Most Of the voters Of Adams, county.
Ohio, have been placed In cold stor.
age for five years. They are already
"rots" and Spots" if
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

This must be made banner year
for Fairmont and each and all must
pull together for that end.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

sunhorse the King" says Congress
man KONG. Careless man! Isn't his
own name the German for King?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04


nee upon,nihe said daddy there mother
" lived with ler little cotnacl
i've there hths spring whente first little shoots
showed
staks commenced
brood They lived there happily al through
growing a on tile Which they found stalks
when the had
turned from Tile bird
her another herself would
the
others.
oh. mother shall
his tHt6
SON. ask
them to and hep us to it,
=" Have fear child The
"a few days later the little bird said his mother:
OIL nohe today heard
have not come to
Go around all
8{
mother i'd The
few days AL quiet tie
weather appSs
she did forget
searching for aSplace-
Then one day her little came TO her and told her.
Mother heard
relations tae npt
early you and Twill come the
Now It is really time said the VIE mother When
says he VIII doa tas wait for others
he will surely do
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

S,ss No danger OF an Ice famine next
summer" growled fellow we passed
this morning on the street
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

Many Of the letters received show
that a number Of people are still get
ting their dates mixed.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

The Kaiseris full Of praises Of Car.
Rnegle, and Berlin naturally follows
suit. The American dollar" is not
wholly in contempt abroad.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

The real test Of some OF those New
Years resolutions Is commencing
right about now.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
The gloomy question among the bird
mems Who will be the next?

ss$ The day OF the good wishes is past.
From now on 1t should be work-hus.
Stle-if you please.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

When q store has news to print, lit
prints II In It's ads And real store
3fsws|is often more tmmed lately impor.
tan; "a 4, 10 You than; any other llndso
news. Il ;s:,tE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
IRlSTg|I[gIsSs lsgyIFN1|
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|lggIEG.!alfIEE[Zg gigEEll&I
Whats i parlor socialism n asked,
aiabelle. "
Having two callers d. the same
time and letting each hold d tand;s
Grace explained..-Ka City Jour
nal. j. d ) y 4
$500 ~
What was the greatest mistake you
ever made in your llfe?" asked the
youthful seeker after knowledge.
ut happened when ! was a very
young man. and consisted otsthinking
couldn't make any, replied the old
odger.-Phlladelphia Record.
Customer--Have you an alarm clock
that will wake the servant without
waking the whole house? 3S|
Watchmaker--No. sir; I'm afraid
not; but i can give you one that will
wake the whole family without waking
the seryant.-Pele Mele.
$50 this is the court ROOM" whis-
pered one Of the fair women interest.
ed in the tuberculosis fight.
yes" replied her escort.
sWell, where are the wheels OF JUS
tice hear SO much about? I'd like to
see them. Detroit Free Press.
They were looking up at the noble
figure Of justice that .adorns the court
house.
Anybody would know this was the
work Of a man." said the woman Of
the party. l"Just see how much too
full he's luther skirt."-Cleevland
Plain Dealer.
Returning Traveller bitterly sarcas-
tel believe the buckles on this va
lise are gold plated. There'll be a
duty to pay on those. I presume.
Customs Inspector-Never mind the
gold-plated buckles. Let us get down
to brass tacks. What have you got In;
side the Chicago Tribune.
| '.'at rs.saI ]
This was after the quarrel. vel can
never forgive YOU" he cried. Last
night you said I was q lobster"
But you know" she replied, and
her tone was conciliatory. lyon know
how dearly love lobsters."
With a glad cry he folded her to
his breast.-Philadelphia Record
Nell.-Is your boss engaged to that
girl he called on SO much? d:
Belle ttfe typewriter) II don't know
whethersshe has .shakenshim or prom.
ised to marry, him" i, " .tsi...5.., :,
III Nell-Wha do YOU mean I, z. " "
Belle-He has stopped buying her
costly presents.-Catholic Standard
and Times. "a; 81
Beers-Poor Mrs. DeAlterres has al.
ways been unlucky in the selection OF
her husbands.
Townsend--Why do You say that?
Beers-Her first husband was a
guide in the Adirondacks; her second
was baseball umpire; her third was
a manufacturer Of dynamite, and her
last was an aviator.-Chicago News.
Johnny-Pa. what is manipulation
for the rise? :. Is.
Pa--When i pull the covers oq you
In the morning,yHarper's Bazaar.
81 made those biscuits myself" said
young Mrs. Torkins. ..i.
They're fine" replied her husband;
only they're too thick for poker chips
and too big for overcoat buttons."---
/ Washington Star. a
lEl His Pleasure.
willie, to-day Is your birthday.
What would YOU like best?" Sss
ITO see you lick Brother Jimmy
. . +H ID. p"
Hs-come Back.
~ hear Gladsome's bride contrib.
utes to the leading periodicals.
That's nothing; so do l." .@
Shopping.
First Suffragette-"lf you were run
ming for, office, would you buy. votes?"'
Second Suffragette--""Not unless
they could be exchanged or credited"
Life.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
Shopping,

SSs Shopping.
/, First Suffragette-"lf you were run
ming for office, would you buy votes?"
Second Suffragette--"Not unless
they could be exchanged or credited"
Life.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
His Pleasure.

Y "Willic, to-day Is your birthday.
What would YOU like best?"
ITO see you lick Brother Jimmy
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
Unanimous.

Unanimous.
THE tariff must be revised at
once ,"$
~. favor a permanent commission.
one that will 80 slow. 7, was think
ing Of suggesting your name"
Ihbelieyesy you're right
Washington, Herald.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04
His-Come Back,

81 hear Gladsome's Oride contrib.
utes to the leading periodicals.
That's nothing; so do l." .8
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

3i3stIiru.5 Retribution. N d!
Brother Lobstock- -How did yo' all
got yo' nose busted 7hs,g w: W \ ~
Brother Tump-I done slipped down
an plumb lit on my back. siSt5
Brother Lobstock-But.I name O.
goodness, sab. yo' nose isn't located
on yo's back! 4. B
Brother Tnmp-No, sab, an needer
was Brudder Wack, Puck.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

4 customer-Have you an alarm clock
that will wake the servant without
waking the whole house? III
Watchmaker--No. sir; I'm afraid
not; but ! can give you one that will
wake the whole family without waking
the servant.-Pele Mele. III
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

Artistic.

= rather like the motif Of that pic.
ture, said Mrs. oldcastle, after she
had carefully inspected the new work
OF art. ~ N
NJ es. 80 do ,S'ireplIed sherahostess.I
as they$weres passing from the gallery,
a'only both m t and iIoslah thought the;
artist meant Tor u COW. ~ llflicago
Record Herald. !
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

$50 this is the court ROOM whis-
pered one Of the fair women interest,
ed in the tuberculosis fight.
yes" replied her escort. Il
sWell, where are the wheels OF JUS
tice hear SO much about? I'd like to
see hem."-Detroit Free Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

They were looking up at the noble
figure Of justice that .adorns the court
house. n
Anybody would know this was the
work Of a man." said the woman Of
the party.!"Just see how much too
full he's cutSher5 skirt."-Cleevland
Plain Dealer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

What was the greatest mistake you
ever made in your llfe?" asked the
youthful seeker after knowledge.
1T happened when ! wassa very
young man. and consisted ofqthinking
] couldn't make any" replied the old
codger.-philadelphia Record.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

. lIa33 ~ 4. y,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

Il made those biscuits myself" said
young Mrs. Torklns,
They're ne,"&replled her husband;
only they're too thick for poker chips
and too big for oyercoat buttons
Washington Star. ,s.s.5
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-04

Returning Traveller bitterly sarcas-
tel believe the buckles on this va
lise are gold plated. There'll be d
duty to pay on those. I presume.
Customs Inspector-Never mind the
gold-plated buckles. Let US get down
to brass tacks. What have you got In.
side the vallse? Chicago Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
DAVIS BROTHERS
Resign as Officials Of Nation
al Bank in the Town Of
Piedmont.

PIEDMONT. W. Va April g.
Former United States Senator Henry
G. Davis, president, and his brother.
former Congressman Thomas 2.
Davis, vice president of the DAVIS
National bank at Piedmont, have re-
signed, and in their places have been
chosen Allan Luke. the head OF the
West Virginia Pulp and Paper Com
pany, and Upton B. Mccandlish, who
is the banks cashier The following
directors we're elected; Henry G.
Davis, Thomas B. Davis, Creston Tib-
belts, George E. Klencke, DR.. D. j.
Long, H. B. Carroll Capt. W. q. Hes
kit, Allan Luke, Leo OFT, O. B. Nc
candlish, D. C. Graham and H. A.
Mills. The designations Of the ven
cradle Davis brothers were received
with regret,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO

If yuor rheumatism has resisted all
other treatment, or if you think 70 IT
case tncurable or chronic, and IL you
have just about given up hope of ever
being cured, I especially urge you not
to give up hope until you have tried
Martins Rheumatic and Blood Elixir.
Mr.. A. o. Quinn, photographer, SEQ
Fifth street, Parfersburg. w. Va, says
T. ]. Martin, Dear Four years
ago I was badly afflicted with rheuma-
tism in my shoulders and back. I got
no benefit az all from the many differ
ent treatments that were prescribed
for me. About two years ago my at
tention was called to Martins Rheu-
matte and Blood Elixir, and can say
in all truth that ! consider this medi-
cine the leading remedy Of the present
age for rheumatism"
Martins Rheumatic & Blood Elixir
is purely Vegetable preparation. II
has reached some of the most difficult
cases OF rheumatism. Liver. Kidney,
and stomach troubles that have been
known. in this section. It is for sale
by druggists and dealers. Price $500
z bottle. FIornor-Gaylord CO., whole
sale distributors.
7. j. dtAltTIN, Sole manufactures.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
STATE ENGAMPNENT
OF the !, A. R. Will Be Held
at Morgantown This
Year.

MoRGANTowN, w. Va, April c.
At meeting of the members of the
Hoffman Post C. A. R. the date for
the annual state encampment was
set for May "a, 25 and &c. The en-
campment is to be held in Morgan
town this year together with the
convention of the Woman's Relief
Corps and will attract great num-
Der of visitors to the city. The head
quarters of the encampment will be
at the Methodist Episcopal church,
which has been kindly placed at the
disposal of the veterans.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
ACTIVE
In the Various Oh Fields 8
the County Resumes
Spring Comes

IN me shihnston pool. "a Guy
triel TINS county the south slisRn Qlt
company Is stu drilling p tee qtsy-
loot at second tost on the q q
EVAN farm and has not eneonnterea
a second pay The. hole has illlee up
l'ZVO ieet with mud N the s. p e des
Neiopment on hoon rum ehe2 siacis-
stone OH CompanYs second tsst lqii
the c. a. Thompson farm y showing
for q very light psETlper.
In the sE;nnston pool the South
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

The County Court OF Harrison
County West Virginia. viii receive
bids for paving. with brick, "a certain
section OF the West Milford road, ~
ing immediately west OF the town If
Stealey Heights and being about 5000
feet in length.
Plans and specifications Of said
work may Zoe seen at the office OF w.
Guy Tetrick, clerk OF said Court. in
Clarksburs. W. Va.
Sealed bids may be fled in the Office
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
TOTAL ECLIPSE
u 1ats N
OF the Sun Will Be Partly
Visible in Clarks-
burg.

There will be total eclinse Of the
sun April %. The only land along
the course Is part OF the FFlendly
and Samoa groups Of islands, All
persons within a patch including
these islands will see the sun com-
pletely covered. The eclipse will Be
hiden from many sections Of the
United States by darkness, lbut Il
will be seen slightly here just ct
shutdown or perhaps fcw minutes
before. The eclipse will begin about
ESQ o'clock in the evening
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
IF said clerk until noon OF April l7th.

of said Clerk until noon OF April 18th.
1911. Each bid must be accompanied
by the bidders certified check, payl-
bic TO the Sherir of Harrison County,
FOR, the sum Of Five Hundred Dollars,
as guarantee that II said work is
awarded to him he will enter into a
contract with said Court for the same.
said Court reserves the right 10 re-
jcct any or al bids.
COUNTY COURT or HARRISON
COUNTY.
~ JOHN Il. SIR tnatR. president
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06

Say goodbye to your oorns the very
first time YOU use TIZ. You will never
know you have Il corn, bunion or cali
lous or sweaty, tired. swollen. aching.
feet any more. It's just wonderful the
way the pain. vanishes. Rub the corn
hammer it with your fist If you wish
no more pain after TIZ than II there
mad never been blemish on your feet.
Doesn't that sound good to you?
Doesn't it? Then read this.
'Ihe cOrns on either of my toes were
as large as the tablets you make 10
cure them. To-day there Is no sign of
cOrnB ON either foot md no soreness
It's an up-tO-datc GOdscnd.-Sam. A,
Hoover Progress, N. o.
Just use TIZ. It's not like anything
else for the purpose you ever heard Of
It's the only foot remedy ever made
which acts on the principal of drawing
out all the poisonous eXudations which
cause sore feet. Powders and other
remedies merely clog up the pores. TIZ
cleans them out and Keeps them clean.
1t works right off. You will feel better
the very first time it's used. Use it a
week and you can forget you ever had
sore feet. There. is nothing on earth
that can compare with 1t. TIZ Is for
sale at all druggists, 26 cents per box, Of
direct, II you wish, from Walter Luther
Dodge & Co., Chicago, Ill.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
HAS GRIP.
Miss Clara Roman is Ill of grip at
her home on Jackson street.

a. c. Tetrick was here Wednesday
from Shinnston.
Miss Eliza Clark, of Lewis county,
is a guest of Mr.. and Mrs. A. S.
Law,
Miss ona Pitman is visiting
friends in the city from Weston.
Miss ocie Law, OF Fairmont, is
visiting her brothers, orlie and j.
Wesley Law. OF this city.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
NDIvIDUAI SERVICE TO BABY.

Yes, This Is n good time TO sell re,.I
estate, lm it ought to he advertised.
Itut merely placHrded.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
BARNETT JAILED.

Ralph Barnett. better known as
Barney Fogg, was jailed last night on
warrant issued by Justice Harry
Gordon charging him with failing to
send his children to school, He viii
be tried later.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
WOMAN CONFEssEs.

Mrs. Marlock, Of Erie. confessed
before Justice Harry Gordon last
night that she had assaulted susia
Volieh of her neigbborhood and she
paid IS as fine as we'll as the costs
in the case. constabIes Post and
Ford had the case in charge.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
PRICE $1,000.

For $3.50 per week just
like rent a $500 house, 6
rooms, reception hall. bath,
cabinet mantles, china closet
pantry. two porches, house
finished in hardwood, lot
level. 30x100.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-06
PRICE $4,000.

For 5000 down and $500
per month an attractive 4
room cottage with bath, pan
try, finished in hardwood,
cabinet mantIcs, tile hearths
and facings. Two porches.
PRICE $4,000.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-07-23

the chief swindlers. and we can trace
them from one fraudulent scheme to an
other. Now it is fake rubber scheme,
now fake mining scheme and next. per
haps, a fake land-jobbing scheme. Take
Huston, who was once treasurer Of the
United States, and whom we recently con-
victed. In going back over his records
we found tracks of his sW!ndlings long
before he came into the government serv-
ice. and they were proof of the general
rule: Once q rascal. a rascal again.
I'VE have q rogueS' gallery and q set
Of records of the pr ncipal swindlers. We
have cross reference index cards. and we
can trace them from place to place at
moments notice. Our sources Of infor-
nation are such that 1t is almost impos-
sible for the guilty man to escape.
Take, for instance, the case of q mill
lionaire lawyer, now in the penitentiary.
He thought he could not be touched, but
We wound the coils around him until he
finally gave himself up. saying he would
rather receive a thousand penitentiary
sentences than suffer the wear and tear
on his nerves while waiting for the AK
which he knew must certainly fall. This
man could not post letter without we
were aware of It. He could not pay his
insurance policies. he could not make a
step but it was reported. The result was
he gave up.
You would be surprised to learn how
well this swindling system is organized
continued the chief inspector. do not
know that there is any fixed combination,
but there seems to be brotherhood by
which the men in the business can COM
municate with one another more quickly
than by telegraph. They have their own
code, and IL man Is arrested in San
Francisco today it is pretty sure to be
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-07-23

ing him to send two men over with
rev cents each to purchase something in
the shop and then to tell the stranger
that II he would come over he would ad-
vance him SO on his ring, hardly dream
ing that the man would fall into the tran
so easily However. in a few minutes
IN the man walked, and the chemist
making signs to him to indicate that he
dld not wish to conduct such private
business before the other two customers
in the shop, beckoned him to a room
behind, which had door leading into
shed where Warner kept his bicycle.
chemist. making an excuse that he had
10 go to the telephone, slipped out into
the shed, leaving the door ajar
He then rang his bicycle bell vigor-
ously for a second and commenced an
imaginary telephone conversation
is that you, Inspector Mcintyre >"
ne said, in low tones "Will you come
round at once with two policemen? I'm
single-handed. and I've got the man here
who swindled me over that ring a fort
night ago. Right, goodbye"
Warner went into the next room ana
found his man had attempted to skip,
but had been stopped by the two men in
the shop.
Now. them he said. taking out his
watch. IT'S just five minutes walk
from the police station here. and you
heard my conversation. Either you hand
me over that $50 you swindled me out
OF the other day or off you go into Quod
when those two policemen arrive.
know I'm compromising a felony, but III
risk that Now, then, quick
The American protested, clustered and
swore, but he saw he was fairly cor.
nered. and finally handed out the coin
and prepared to go
stop" said Warner. IT haven't quit a
done with you yet. / must have another
half dollar To square those two police
men when they come" At this tha
American brought up fresh batteries az
indignation, but they were quite unayail.
ing. and. throwing down the half dollar.
he left the shop. black with rage. AS
he reached the door the chemist called
out to him:
And If you can't distinguish between
a telephone and bicycle bell it's NOT
my fault.''