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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Nv.
For the last couple OF days rye
been busy snapshotting avlators
and fire ruins and politicians In
stead OF topBotch society, and
thought no more OF the Van Svelte-
Scarborough romance. least of all
that II would como and hunt me up.
All at once found myself yanked
right back into the vortex OF Il. II
a vortex Is something that makes
you dazed and dizzy.
II seems that the fair fiancee has
mother. old Mrs. Graboff.van
Svelte. who is Gladys manager. as
II were. The wise talk Is that she
engineered the. capture of Lancelot
Scarborough and that Gladys
merely did the necessary stalling.
BE that as II may, old Mrs. Graboff.
Van Svelte Is scared green for fear
that Lancelot will take bug notion
10 marry someone else before the
splice Is effected. She heard of the
merry session at the country club
where Lancelot put white rat In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18
Brains and Strawberries

Last summer most of the Massachusetts, farmers
picked their strawberries fast possible and rushed
them to Market all in a bunch. They got low prices,
naturally.
But John Mack had an idea different from the
crowd. He covered his Strawberries with straw to
hold them back Late in August he removed the straw
and let the berries grow.
Result: October berries, selling for S cents
apiece!
Nothing offers better opportunity for the use OF
brains than raising things for folks to eat II man
has brains enough, he needs but small piece of
ground and he doesn't work very hard with his hands
--doesn't have to-
biped who big dinner lights fat cigar and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

What makes you think you can
succeed on the stage7"
Why, | am welded to my art"
"Cut all that. To make a success
on the New York stage you have TO
BIO divorced from somebody. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Mrs. BIS Husband--Wh was that
lady bowed to?
Mrs. B.-You know very. well
who she was. sir. It's that hussy
who won all our prizes In last
seasons euchre.--Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Up TO Date.
Tho teacher asked. When did
Moses liver"
After the silence became opprea.
sive. she ordered. "OpeS your Old
Testaments. what does II say
thero7"
A boy answered. Moses. u, q.
1000"
Now" said tho teaoher, why
didn't you know when Moaea lived ~
Well" said tho boy" | thought
II. G. 1000 WAS his telephone mum
Der. Suburban Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

He is always doing something
that causes lot of talk"
why. never heard any OF IT,
He is the only ono who hears II
He In always staying out at night
later than his wife wishes him 10.
Houston Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Nceps Ser occupied.
"a woman's back Is her chiefest
Joy"
Say the rest of II"
when she gets too old 10 put
fancy clothes on II, II will keep her
happy going to the doctor. -
Washington Herald.
Mrs. Irving-You didn't buy that
Oriental rug after all, did you?
Mrs. Clint--No. we took a friend
OF Georges TO see II. and he said
that, while II was genuine Box
hara, beautifully woven and all
that. IT would not last more than q
hundred years. so we decided to
look further.-Newark News.
Citiman-Yes, I'm looking for a
house. The reaches In tho house
where we are now scare my wife
almost 10 death.
3ubbubs That so7 Nothing
scares my wife but mice.
Citiman-That's just II; these
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18
" sAppeasp Az n,os,cHT

Looking at that knob7 That's
my bump OF caution"
Born with II, were your"
"Oh, no. Kicked by a mule. ~
Los Angeles Examiner,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

big lights fat cigar and
breaches his wife.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

reaches are AS big ms mice.--Cath'
lie Standard and Times.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Peruvian petroleum ranks next
10 that OF Russia for producing
high class lubricant.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Tho appearance u n big tor.
soise in the main street OF Caid.
well. n j.. leads weather fore.
casters TO predict a mild winter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

womAnA Inconsistency shoushsess word
ut smiles poverty and pain.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Poet Harry Kemp denies the
rumor that he has gone to work.
Poets utterly lack sense OF
humor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Poverty 10 not crime, but It's an
internal nuisance.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Some married people become rs
uninteresting 10 each other as a
man without an appendix is to a
doctor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-18

Mrs. Mary Harreii OF Waterloo
Cal. had 20 milk 20 cows a day. SO
ahe has sued for q divorce.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
item FOR WOMEN

Marlboro, Mass, June 1, 1910. can
frankly say that Partisan Sage has
given me perfect satisfaction, and will
highly recommend it as a hair grower
and beautifier, and a sure cure for
dandruff. also have recommended it
to several people, and it has given
wonderful results.-Mrs. G. Barteaux,
rs Main st.
Cynthianna, KY, June 3, 1910.
have only used two bottles of Paris
ian Sage, and l find my hair has in.
creased wonderfully in thickness and
luxuriance and beauty. The dandruff
all disappeared, was wonderfully sur
prised, as ! have tried many hair re-
storers, though have found none that
ever has helped my hair except Paris
ian Sage, so can say it is worth all
of the hair restorers have ever found,
and will tell many friends about it.
Gratefully your friend. Miss M. Clough
Box 212.
The Lenhart Drug Co. guarantees
Partisan Sage to kin dandruff germs,
eradicate dandruff, stop falling hair
and itching scalp, or money back. It
is the most delightful and refreshing
hair dressing in the world and is not
sticky or greasy The Lenhart Drug
Co. and druggists everywhere sell it
for so cents a large bottle The girl
with the auburn hair is on every pack
age.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
NATIONAL GUARD NOT
GOING TO Winnipeg
EXPENSE WAS TOO HEAVY TO BE
BORNE BY THE STATE At
PRESENT TIME.
Annual Encampment Will Be Held at
Devils Lake Camp From July to
July is Is Present Schedule.

The North Dakota National Guard
will not go to Winnipeg as a part OF
it's annual encampment this year.
This decision was made after a con-
ference between the governor, the
adjutant general and Col. Frame,
commander of the infantry regiment,
at the state capitol Thursday after
noon. The troops will 60 to the Rock
Island military reservation at Devils
Lake this year for an encampment
of ten days, being in camp from July
6 to July 16.
The reason given out for the troops
not going to the Canadian fair was
that the expense was too heavy to
be borne by the state out of the mil
itia appropriation. It was estimated
almost exactly that the cost of the
trip would be $4,56O. Part of this
expense the Canadian railroads were
willing to share, but it was rumored
Thursday evening that the roads on
this side of the line would not do
their share.
The National Guard troops, while
they would like to have gone to Win
HApc6, SIc pIduHlu6 lOI opIcuuIu
encampment at Devils Lake. There
has been $4,000 expended on the mil
itary reservation during the past two
years and the camping grounds are
now among the best in the country.
The parade ground has been leveled
down until a man standing in the CEN
ter can see every portion of the field.
The trees surrounding the camp have
been thinned out and the underbrush
cut away so that the boys may have
park wherein the rest during the
hours after drill. The proximity Of
the Chautauqua grounds gives the
militiamen an opportunity to attend
many good attractions and the an
nual encampment of 1911 will un-
doubtedly be success. from an edu-
cational point Of view and from the
viewpoint of pleasant trip.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
U. CT. BOYS WILL line
UP AGAINST BISMARCK
There PROMISES TO BE SOME
EXCITEMENT ON THE LOCAL
DIAMOND SATURDAY.
White Sox Will Meet Knights Of the
Grip and it viii Be a Battle Royal
Until the Finish.

There will be something doing Sat-
urday evening when the Bismarck
White Sox line up against the base
ball team of the Bismarck Council
of the U. c. r.. The knights of the
grip have been practicing on all the
back lots of the li:t'e towns they have
made during the pas. week. and there
are vague mysterious rumors afloat
that perhaps they will run in a couple
of ringers. This is not thought pro-
bable by the White Sox, however, and
the game will be u fast one.
The game will be called at $50 p. m.
and Oscar Nelson OF Minneapolis will
handle the indicator.
A number of scorekeepers have
been engaged and they will work
on 20 minute shifts each. Each score
keeper will be allowed three assis-
tants. In case scorekeeper cannot
count up the number of runs hits and
errors during the interim he is on
the firing line" the umpire shall call
an intermission and all members of
both teams will lend him their assis.
lance until said score keeper catches
up with his tally. The game will be
played at League Park.
Sunday the first local league game
of the season viii be played at League
Park, when New Salem comes down
for second game of the 1911 schedule.
This game vii probably ~evelop into
pitchers battle and every lover
of the sport in the capital city will
anxiously await the hour when the
umpire shall call play ball." The
game vii be played at $3.50 sharp and
it is expected that there will be over
a thousand people in attendance.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
AppIe Pie Without Apples

A guest mt an old fashioned home
dinner was euIogizing apple pie and
her hostess when another guest who
had been a California pioneer. recalled
the apple pie given the children Of
1852 to aprease their homesick crav-
ings when apples were a dollar a
pound. I, was made by breaking four
soda crarkerS into an earthern bowl
and pouring over them pint Of cold
water rendered very tart by citric
acid. When soft the crackers were
laid on a pie plate on the undercrust.
Over them were sifted two table,
spoonfuls Of light brown sugar and a
little allspice and CHINA mon. A pretty
perforated top crust was added, and in
q few minutes a perfect apple pie was
taken from the oven to delight young
ana oSd-NeW York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
army OFFICER
SAYS MEXICANS
ARE Fighters

| DEVILS LAKE MAY 19-Captai1
Sihler has just returned from Texas
, where he was sent by the war depart.
ment to participate in the large wa,
maneuvers taking place there now
Concerning the war he said:
"Madero has no discipline among his
men. They are made up of the lower
classes of the people and have al
ways lived from hand to mouth and
now that they have been given good
mounts and have had plenty to eat
for the last two months they want to
keep up the fighting and pillaging and
they will not stop even though Diaz
does resign. They are living high
something new for them, and this
suits them fine. They are great fight
ers. however, but their method of
fighting and their facilities are very
crude. They will take town and
hold it for few days and then run
out Of provisions and ammunition
and retreat to the country and stock
up gain and then come back and
| take the place over again.
Captain Sihler's brother is a gov
eminent inspector in Mexico and he
told the captain that a year ago he
had inspected 5000 calves for En-
rique Creel's father-in-law, the big
gest rancher in all Mexico, and that
the rancher told him not long ago that
he had not a single hoof left on his
ranch. They issued receipts for the
goods that they had confiscated in the
hopes that when they get into power
they will be worth face value.
II thought when l left here" said
the captain. that it would be possibly
more expensive to the government
than the good would amount to. but
I have changed my mind. The new
ideas that they are working out down
there will save the army thousands of
men and even is war never comes.
"Sanitation is given place and when
you think that in that whole camp
there is absolutely no refuse, and no
flies, you can see for yourself that
the work they are doing. They are
working the men hard and giving them
some very hard problems to work out.
One new innovation that they intro
duced there was skirmish run with
figures set up like men, some in a
kneeling position, some lying down,
and few standing-in fact the fig
ures were placed as nearly like the
positions would be in actual warfare,
and then the soldiers were given cart
ridges with bullets in them and then
taken over to the course and from diff
ferent distances when they would be
ordered to shoot at the figures: Aft
err the skirmish figures were taken
up and the score counted and in the
first run a total of 60 per cent of hits
was registered, a really remarkable
thing"
Two hundred and thirteen officers
arrived the day that he left there
and in fourteen days another lot will
arrive until at least seven officers
from each regiment have seen the
maneuvers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
Officers WILL Meet
AT Fl. LINCOLN june 2
NEARLY EVERY OFFICER OF THE
STATE MILITARY FORCES
INTERESTED.
School Of instruction Will Be Held at
Government Post Under Major A.
fred Hasbrouck, Fourteenth U. S.
Infantry.
General Headquarters
North Dakota National Guard
Adjutant Generals Office
Bismarck, May. 49,.
General Orders No. 10.

General Orders No. 10.
The recommendation of the Colonel
of the first infantry, which met with
most favorable response from every
officer of the regiment to take ad-
vantage of the provisions of General
Orders No. 4, War department 1910,
for assembling of the officers of the
militia of this state in camp of in
struction for infantry officers has been
approved by the department comman.
der at St. Paul, Mimi, Major Alfred
HasbroucK, Fourteenth infantry, de-
tailed in charge of camp of instruction
and the commanding officer at Fort
Lincoln.
The camp of instruction for officers
will be held at Fort Lincoln. N. D.,
commencing on Friday, June 2, for
three complete days. Sunday in
cluded.)
The camp will be assembled in close
proximity to the post and messing ar
rangements will be made in camp by
the commanding officer at that post.
The post quartermaster will furnish
the necessary camp outfits. cots. mat
tresses ETC.. with the exception OF
bedding. Officers will bring their
camp bed rolls and other small ar
ticles for camp besides text books,
such as drill regulations. field service
regulations, studies in minor tactics,
military map reading (SherrilD and
military hygiene (Ashburn), etc.
1t is urgently recommended that the
officers attending this camp OF in
struction make arrangements to leave
their respective stations so as to ar
rive in camp on evening or the night
of the first of June so as to start
promptly on the morning of the second
on a scheme of sintruction laid out by
the officer in charge.
In order to facilitate arrangements
by those in charge, officers will re-
port at once on receipt OF this or
der tehir intention of being present.
that transportation requests may be
sent from this department.
Field service uniforms including
sabres and canteens, will be worn.
The privilege of the quartermaster,
commissary department and post ex-
change is extended to the officers
while in camp, where small supplies
may be purchased.
Arrangements will be made FRO
Transportation of officers and their
baggage from Bismarck to Fort Lin
coin and return.
Pay ana subsistence will be born
by the state. Pay rolls will be made
out and officers are required to sign
them before completion of camp. The
senior officer present will certify.
The travel enjoined is necessary in
the service of the state.
By order of Governor Burke.
w. Y. TREUMANN,
The Adjutant General.
Official: r. r. STEADMANN, Major
U. S. A., Retired, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
COL. frame WILL Go
TO TEXAS MANEUVERS
ORDERS NO. IS ISSUED
By ADJUTANT GENERAL.
Will Report at San Antonio Camp on
May ~ and Will Remain There
For a Period Of Two Weeks.

Adjutant General W. C. Treumann
has issued special orders No. 16, which
states that Colonel J. H. Frame, COM
handing the First regiment of infantry
N. D. N. G., shall report to the COM
handing officer of the maneuver camp
at San Antonio, Tex, on May q.
Colonel Frame, who is at the pres
ent time in the capital city, where he
came to see the governor in regard
to the annual encampment Of the ma
tional guard of the state, stated that
he would probably leave for Texas
either next Monday or Tuesday. The
order which has been promulgated is
as follows:
Special Orderi No. IS.
General Headquarters
North Dakota National Guard
Adjutant Generals Office
Bismarck. May. 49,.
/. In compliance with instructions
from the War department under date
of May 8, 1911, Colonel J. H. Frame.
First infantry, N. D. N. G., is detailed
Ito participate in a joint encampment
maneuver and field instruction of the
regular army and militia at San An
tonic, Tex, and will report to the COM
handing officer of the maneuver camp
on May ~, 1911.
2. Transportation requests from
the Chief Quartermaster department
of North Dakota, st. Paul, Minn., to
cover the round trip from Grafton, N.
D., to San Antonio, Tex, will be sent
to Colonel J. H. Frame direct and he
will leave his home station in time to
report on above date.
3. He will take with him his full
field equipment. including bedding.
mess kit and horse equipment.
4. Officers mounts will not be
taken. the commanding officer of the
maneuver camp will assist him in hir-
ing private mounts in the vicinity of
his camp. The hire and forage of the
animals will have to be borne by the
state and will be met from the al
lotment from the states funds, upon
notification of the amount.
5. The payment of officers attend
ing these maneuvers will be met under
the appropriation "encampment and
organized militia" The
payment will be made by paymasters
of the regular army after muster by
proper officers of the army and before
the departure of militia officers from
the camp.
On return to his destination Colonel
Frame will submit his report cover
ing his tour of inspection.
BY order of Governor Burke.
w. C. TREUMANN,
Adjutant General
Official: r. r. STEADMAN, Major U
S. A. Retired, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
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!. POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

49,: : > 49,
Stiff hats cover a multitude of soft
heads.
Some dogs are pointsrs, but most
of them are disappointers.
The apparel of the small boy is u.s.
ually a suit for damage.
Second thoughts are best-especial-
ly in a case of love at first sight.
People who borrow trouble usually
pay it back with compound interest.
Never cross bridge until you come
to it. Then you may find it advis-
able to use a boat.
Follow the example of the busy bee,
my son. but don't follow it too closely,
or you may get stung.
Many a man has made fortune by
at the bottom after being
let in on the ground floor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
Coming Events

:: May 3O-Memorial day. :
:. June 2--Officers School of Instruc- :
:: ton, at Fort Lincoln. :
: June 13-Catholic Order of For. ::
= esters, State Convention. (:
= June 12-Burleigh county teach {
= ers' institute.
:: June 13-Burleigh county teach {
:: ers' institute. 4
:. June 14-Burleigh county teach Z
: June 14-Flag day. :
:. ers' institute. {
:: June 15-Burleigh county teach 4
:. ers' institute. 4
{: June l6-Burleigh county teach 4
: ers' institute. 4
= June 17-Burleigh county teach 4
= ers' institute. &
:: July 4-lndependence day. :
= July, 191l-North Dakota hide 4
. pendent Telephone Associa- Z
{ ton. Z
:: May, 1914-State Camp, M. w. A. {:
q 4 a Il 4 n Il =. a n n. l. u 4 A,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
A GOVERNMENT OF BOSSES

Woodrow Wilson: We have been
calling our government a republic and
we have been living Under the de-
fusion that it has a representative
government. That is the theory.
But the fact is that we are not liv-
ing under a representative govern
ment; we are living under govern
ment of party bosses. who. in secret
conferences for their private ends
determine what We shall and shall
not have. The first, the immediate
thing, that we have got to do, is to
restore representative government.
We have got to revolutionize our po-
litical machinery, first of all. I am
a radical, and the first element OF my
radicalism is, let's get at the root OF
the whole thing and resume popular
government. Let's make possible the
access Of the people to the execution
of their purposes.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
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! A MOMENT WITH THE WITS. :
************:****
philadelphia Record: Mr.. Struck
oil-That there sculptor Teller tells me
has goin' to make bust of me.
Mrs. Struckoil-Henry its just ter
rible the way you do talk; say burst
not Dust"
Punch: Aunt Mary, that is my
friend, Mr.. Spiffkins."
rI'm sorry. didn't quite catch the
name
""Mr. Spiffkins.
''1'm really very deaf; would you
mind repeating it,"
.Er. Spiffkins."
5sPm afraid I must give it up
it sounds to me just like 'Spifkins. "
Philadelphia Record: Hubbub-1
low the early spring. Everything
looks so fresh and clean around here
Sububs-Yes. we've had q couple OF
detectives out here securing the coun-
trysfor a burglar.
8 -
Judge: Madge-You can't always
tell whether a wedding is fashionable
BY the presents.
Narjorie-1 know it my dear. /
Judge by the number of police.
washington Herald: II have re-
uaarkable history" began the lady
Who looked like a possible client.
ssTo tell or to SELL" inquired the
lawyer. cautiously.
Yonkers Statesman: Mrs. Myles-
DID you ever see a man go through
things like that custom inspector?
Mrs. Styles-Oh, yes; I've seen my
husband go through bureau drawer,
locking for a shirt.
Chicago Tribune: "Can you spell
q string with five letters?"
mo: nor you either"
rs. t, r, i. n, g-string. There you
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19
EARLY RISING.

"a certain amount of sleep is a ply.
Biological necessity.-Dr. James Orr
The i'll example of the lark
Is not for human following,
For, when there's less of dawn than
dark,
The little brute is hallooing,
The shrill and penetrating sound
Awakening neighbors all around.
How foolish is the early worm,
The earliest in particular!
There's naught in me, I can affirm.
That you would term vermicular;
I do not hurry to my death
To catch the mornings earliest breath.
You, doubtless like your limbs and
joints,
You'd not have the pains acute in all
A wish the riser disappoints,
Who's almost permatutinal;
I wot the wise will always choose
Avoidance of the morning dews.
How great a sin is worldliness!
We. each one. have touch OF 1t,
And for the world, must confess
We think and see to much of it;
Pray. therefore, have. my brother-men,
Your shaving water brought at ten.
Pail Mall Gazette.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-19

"You take that seat: I'd rather ride
backward than forward"
Thanks, no; ] won't need any pen
Gil; My fountain pen is always in good
working order"
John Smith is my real name, your
honor; I never use an alias when I'm
run in"
"You have taken your time about it.
George, dear, I'd have said yes had
you asked me six months ago."
II missed my train down town this
morning, Maria, on account of having
stopped to mail that letter you hand
ed me-"
go ahead with your conversation,
barber, I like to hear you talk"