Gilpin observer., 1911-03-23
OBSERVATIONS

ReIOreStOratlOn is TAKING quite a
hold of late with many of the old
time politicians. Probably figure that
they may have to go to the woods
some day and want them handy.
A Chicago man having a million
dollars started a law suit ten years
ago, in which a final decision was
reached the other day. The poor man
Luther Burbank has been accused
Of nature faking-but the facts prob.
ably are that he merely fools nature.
Man deserves no credit for the
good nature that is the result of in
dolence.
James j. Hill says it is the cost of
high living that is tightening things
up. Not with US.
The report that the bottom was GO
ing to drop out of the prices of food
stuff seems to have been somewhat
exaggerated.
The university of Missouri is GO
ing to institute a course in poetry
writing. There are a lot of people who
need to be shown.
The man who expects to be a sue
cessful aviator has got to have tn,
moral stamina to say 81 willard
follow those two words with a list of
his property and the names of his
beneficiaries.
The bridegroom don't count for
much in the marriage ceremony-he
just sort of takes a hand.
If our forests were all plum trees
there would be no trouble in getting
conservation legislation through con-
gress.
Meat is said to be necessary to sus.
tain a person who studies. The price
of education is getting prohibitive.
An Atlanta man wants to ex-
change cemetery lot for an automo-
bile. His executors will probably soon
be trying to trade back.
If absence makes the heart grow
fonder," the sirloin steak ought to
be priced very highly.
When a man marries the boss
girl, he mustn't kick if he can't have
his way all the time.
After the Democrats get into pow.
er at the next session of congress
We anticipate that there will still be
some slight differences of opinion tc
overcome before We get the tariff
fixed SO that it suits all of US.
After all the fun men have made
Of women for their inability to throw
things straight, the suffragists are
hitting tho mark quite frequently. .
An exchange says: That chain O.
hospitals twenty miles apart which
Mrs. Belmont plans for Long Islant
will be handy for automobilists ant
their victims. That's about the right
distance apart-the automobilists car
be taken into the one nearest tht
accident and the victim to the mex
one ahead.
When haunted by hunger and pov
erty, it is pleasure to see the ghos
walk
A woman's one great fault seem.
to be in the hats she wears-bu
the reason it appears that way may
be because the hat hides all hel
other faults.
It's fortunate that the Congress
sional Record doesn't require a pait
the mails.
There is lot Of difference betwee,
tho ideal and the real. Did you evel
tack your empty flower seed papers
at the end Of the rows and compare
tho flower with tho picture?
1t is reported that Walter Wallmar
is planning surreptitious trip t.
Australia by balloon. Surreptitiou.
seems to lack something in express
sing Walters way OF doing things.
Lots Of people get carried away or
a train OF thought.
kissing is said to convey and de
velop deadly gArms-but we car
easily imagine that man who tried
to commit suicide that way would
soon find life worth living.
The man who wants to be on the
winning side doesn't dispute his wife
The first feminine jury in Washing.
ton convicted man of profanity
within few minutes after they were
sworn to do their duty.
Latin and other dead languages
would have a better show If people
weren't SO busy living.
A woman who appears charming in
the kitchen would grace any posi-
tion.
1t is in vain that many people try
10 make others see them as they see
themselves.
The reason you don't kick tho man
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