New-York tribune., 1911-03-03

| want rClisnle flmSnece'
.. man cannot serve two masters
quoted the Wise Guy. ,, c,r,nIe
"Oh. | don't know added me Sn.p,,
Mug a man NAV make Q 600 oi ni n,',"r
and also serve time. Phiiadelphla ke'h'p'
y SPRING FEVER
Young Bov Spring is pret night here
Feel his comm in my hones'
Funny how this time o year
When the air IS sweet an clear
Nature sings In merry tones
Young Boy Spring is pret' nigh here
OF Man Winter pref nigh dead
lest ioggin out his davs'
Soon well have Young Spring instesh
I'm ye1l stroll where, years nov heh'
We stroled-Iens the forest ways
OF Man Winter rret' nigh dead
Springs nigh here-can't keep awake
yswpy feelin's come a-swishin
Want to SEE the willows shake
ON the stream. 'en sit an make
Dreamy songs while I'm a-fishin
Springs nigh here-can't keep awake.
A. w. L.
you'd think a girls parents would want
her 20 learn to cook before she h,id hsrit tbe,,
ooh. I don't know. why shoulo uiSS
supply the raw material Tor, her 10 proc
tise on Washington Herald.
The leader of a New York church choir
in which duarrels have done much to as
turb harmony and good feeling received on
St Valentines Day a pen and Ink drawing
shop.ing two women standing at the ohurch
entrance. Under the picture we're these
lines.
What words we're those the choir re
heated 81 often during the itsny?
Don't know exactly. but II sounded IKE
We are miserable singers
IL John studying medicine now?
asked the father in puzzled way. -,
"Why. no. he's taking engineering saio
well then. what doe. he mean here ere
bv 'boning for exams persisten 'h7
other -Euffalo Express.
Under the hesdin7 Where no They
Get Water writer in The YOUNG
Folks Catholic Weekly saws When l
was cabin bov often used to wonder
seeirg birds thousands of miles out to sea
what they did for fresh water when they
gere thirsty One dsy squall answered
that question for me. II was hot ana
slitterins day in the tropics. and in the
clear SKY overhead black rain cloud ap-
D AIRED all If a sudden Then cut oil
empty spsce over a hundred sea birds came
dartins from every direction, They got
under the rain cloud and waited there FOR
about ten minutes. circling round ana
round. and Hhen the rain began TO fali
they drank their fill. In the tropics. where
the great ssa birds sail thousands Of miles
swar from shore thew get their drinking
water I'm that way Thev smell out a
storm q long way off they travel hun
dred miles ma vbe 20 ge. under IT. and they
swallow enough rsindrops 10 ksep them
going
Shes a ysry devoted mother
Is that so7'
YES After her baby vas horn she
actually dropped her membership in three
card -iubs "LDetroit Free Press.
When BENJAMIN Bempkins died at
Wilkes Barre recently collie which had
been a pet for long time refused 70 he
comfort %. The dog seemed 10 ';noH what
had taken place and his grief .howed it,
self ~ persistent abstinence from food.
The most tempting morsels were left un-
touched. ard in consequence the dog grew
weak and thin. and 80 forestall death by
starvation he was taken away from th'
house ~ mourning and dispatched.
Vow" said the LAWYER who had been
ssstcred 90 the case, You must tel me
exactly what happened snd not attempt
70 conceal the truth
"Humphi' replied tho hardened crini
nal. "You don't expect me- TO trust a
--oung feller like YOU 10 make M better
storv than could Wsshingt oil Star.