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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-02-09
Public Sale

| will sell at public. auction at my
residence in ORIENT. South Dakota.
commencing at 1890 PM.
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY II. 1911
the follwlng decribed property to-
wit:
HORSES AND MULES
Twenty head Of horses and mules
as follows: One span Of mare
mules, 6 years old; one span of geld
ings, 5 years old; one span of geld
ings. 6 years old; one span Of geld
ings,S wears old; one span OF geld
ings, 5 and 8 years old; one span of
geldings, 4 and 5 years, old; three
mares, d yearsold; one mare, ) years
old; one mare, IL years old: one
gelding, IL years old; one gelding, 3
years old; one gelding, 2 years.
FARM MACHINERY. ETC,
One Acme header and two boxes,
one 6 #. mower with rake attach
ment, two Kentucky drills, IL and
IL it,. one Emerson gang pillow, one
IA inch breaking pillow, two John
Deere pulyerizers. two drags, ore
hay rack. five wagons, one top buggy
one corr pillow, six sets or work har-
ness, one set single driving harness,
one Maplebay blower, one black
smith outfit, crOwbars, picks and
other articles too numerous to men,
ton,
One Nichols & Shepherd 30 horse
power engine, one II bottom John
Deere engine gang pillow with stubIe
and breaker bottom, one 1850 Au't-
man. Taylor separator with feeder.
weigher and blower, one 1890 j. l.,
Case steel separator with feeder,
weigher and blower, one cook car,
one portable barn l6x24.
FREE LUNCH AT NOON
TERMS OF SALE All sums und-
err $40, cash; on sums Of $40 and over
time will be given to December l.,
1911, on approved security at ~ per
rent interest. Two years time will
be given purchasers of engine. en-
CINE gang plows and separatols, Al
7 per cent interest.
STEPHAN DUCkECK. Owner.
b. +. MAGNESS. A%uctioneer.
+. D.. GREENE, Clerk. 9t2
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-02-09

EYtS--Dr. G.. T. Williams. the
well known Minneapolis optometrIst
(eye Specialist VIII be at henShaV
Hotel, Miller Thursday, Feb. 2, for
one day. Glasses fitted and made to
order, that gives wonderful relief
to s%uffereres from oculor headaches,
nervousness, defective sight. etc.
Come early to avoid busy hours.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-02-09

will sell at public. auction at my
residence in ORIENT. South Dakota.
commencing at 1890 PM,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
TIP FROM
THE BUTCHER
: HOW TO BUY
thHHN III HIN
Purchase Meat Tor The Week
Instead Of for Single
Meal

What has become o. the eeoHami'
cal housewife Who purchased meats
end groceries for the week. instead d
for the m,al2 Oh SHE is i;n behind
with her Ola fashioned way OF buying,
The modern wife may saY Perhaps
ST. nut that very fact butchers ana
Wcat dealers declare, Is Responsive
partly az least. tol much OF the cry
against ihe high cost o. living
TalleA ham for example The very
best grade OF ham wil cost twenty
liye cents a bound Outfagcona' Bnt
at tha' very Same market tliat
identical breakfast delicacy can be
purchased Al only eighteen cents =
pound. II inc housewife should hnY 7
whole ham itgi sneil variance
would 30 noted TOO, III ihe bnying q
beer roasts. pork r0asIs, sleaks, botl-
ing pieces In fact most any eHl @
meat the butchers say
orbe method Of huying meats foi
8 family has undergone an entire
change IN the last few Years, %
cal butcher said this morning The
rld-fashioned housewife has disap'
cared. T'bp modern one isnt a Dit
economical Il used to be. the house
wife would buy 50 or 60 cent roast
or boiling piece. She would cook i
IN at one time and then nHtte Il
do for several meals Nov she buys
nfteen cents worth, twenty-five
cents worth maybe thirtyiye cents
worth just enough lol u meal y
theie ~ any leit II isn't sufficient faf
smother mcGl And she buys another
lllnd of mcnt next time fifig cents
would ID iHst twice as far under
the oldlashjnucd method u pnfcaas
ing
But why should ham cost twenty
five cents pound by the pound ana
only eighteen cents by the nam2 The
l6tchers must sell II that way %
make profit the butcher says
When wife buys for single mea'
he asks for a nice round eut The
butcher must cut or, say three
pounds al each end These ends he
golls to be h0iled al ten cents q
,ound. lie has to Sell the ramaind'
or ait twentv-ave ceuts ponnd 70
laake up tic difference
VI the housewife bought an entire
Fam however. the meat dealer eN-
lained she could use the ham from
end to ena None Of IL would be lost
To her
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
NAY b. disciplined

Il ~ understood That when Mra,
4. X. forhot regent Of the ChlgaGa
Daughters OF the American Reyolu.
Hon returns from the convention, she
may bc disciplined by the Chicago p.
A. n She was sent 70 Washington
instructed 10 y0tc FOR Mrs Scott and
she igat0fed The instructions and
voted for Mrs story. Il Is under
stood Thar mex, year Mrs story VIII
be il candidate for the t6ird time
and that The administration Of Mrs
Donald Mclean. candidate will be
Mrs John Miller Horton O Rutialo
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
YOU CAN HAVE
HEALTHY HAIR
Use Wyeth S Sage and Sulphur.
A Harmless Remedy That
Makes the Hair Grow,

what pity II is to observe 80 mans,
people with thin and faded halr aud theni
realize thst the most OF theae people
nigh hare a fine, healthy head Or hair
iit thsy would bnt use the simple "ssKe
tea Of our Erandmothera. combined With
other Ingredients for restoring aud pre-
serving the hair. No one. young or old.
aesd have gray hair. weak. thin or fali-
ipg bair. dandruff or any trouble ef the
sVrt n they weud but use Wytths Ssge
aud sulphur Hair Remedy On the con
trnrss Il IL possible 70 have healthy. yig-
erous hair. of perfect color By few Mp
siiesfions Of this remarkable preparation.
wyetb's Sage aud sulphur Hair kem-
sdy Quietly removes dandruff. lcaFes tbs
scalp clean and healthy. promotes tbs
xrenfh of the hair and rrstores the nat
urs rnlor Of the hair which has bec7m@
fsasd III gray. Ii il eiesh, wholesome
dressing which mss he used ~ any time
M4a WITH perfecf safety Don't neglect
your hair. Start today with Wyeta 8
sage and Sulphur.
TbIA preparation Is offered % tbs
pubiir al fifty rents bottle sud 10
lsSe1aa.sDdsd snu sold by All druggists.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
SAM
IS BIGGER
THAN STATE
U. S. Supreme CuOII Decision
Which May Forecast Result In
Slate Capital Case

AttMncys lor Guthrie in The state
capital HgG regard with considerable
satisfaction the decision handed down
ny the united states supreme conrt
Monday w which thai tribunal not
.on!y upheld the coastitntionaltg Of
Tho establishment ot The reserves for
apy national and public purpose, hu,
it settled once for all that The federal
government and not the states may
gay how iAe reserves shall he used
rhc subject was dealt with In lwo
opinions deligercd By Justice Lamar,
The entire court conenrrcd rue
basic principle upon which he pro.
coc0ed was ihai the nation Is m
owner anH has made congress the
principal agent ~ dispose nl It's prop.
crty
'rhe III ltcd states can prohibit als
solutely aud fix THE terms on which
lis property may br used said tAe
5Hsiicr tt Is true the United states
o0es not and caunot hold property as
Ia monarc'I may for nnyate ana per
sunal PURPOSES. hat that does not
lead to tie conclusion tnat ii is with
ont the rights incident To ownership
icr the constitution declares thar
congress shall have power to dispose
Of and make all neediul rules and
regulations respecting the territory
or property belonging 10 the United
states
IAN the public lands Of The nation
are held In trust for The people OF
the whole country, and it is not for
thc courts ID aay how that trust SHAH
"a administered. that is for congress
10 determine The courts cannot
compel il 10 set aside the lands for
settlement nor To suffer them TO be
used for agricultural or grazing pur.
poses nor interfere when in the eN,
ercise of its disc elton. congress es'
tabNshes the forest reserves for what
1t decides to be national and public
purposes.
In the same way, in the exercise
0f the snme trust. II may disestablish
a reserve and devote the property TO
some other national and public pur.
oses These are rights incident TO
Woprietorship. TO say nothing OF the
rcWei OF tho united States as SOW
ereign oyei the property belonging 10
ill.,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
STATE ORGANIZATION
To Be ATTEMPT TED
Now About $50 Members in
Charities and Correction Con-
ference in s Counties

Thc meeting the state c0niegence
of charities and corrections held in
YlnNa last week H nr0nonnred to
nave been the most satisfactory one
sinca organization rhe next SEES
sion will be in Enid. Aprn lgls
Senator William Franklin al Ma
dilI was elected president and the
following were chosen vice nresl.
dents. rorst Dr. oliver Ragby OF
Vm,a. second j. n Hawkins al OK.
lahnma CITY: thlm Mrs. Alice cur.
tioe of Shawuee fonrth pr III
stewart OF f.aNton aHh. William II
Hawkins. Hugo. sixth Judge
Damn. Aga. seventh. Frank HAnt
ilAun, Enid
ladgp i Al Ghl NJ vmita wa elect
IN treasury Hobart nWsap 81 the
state DEPARTMENT of charities aats
reetflns. Was reelected reneral
secretary and fheodefn D rrpar
af NtnHa Nas eleet4d raear8sns aet.
fttAYy
rhe conference has aboat IN faan
nefs g!th 0ny eleh counties orean.
{gnd SanaFnr lwsa,t 4 ens.tsfz g
Eamond was elected state orgsnig
er ana wlth ne aid nf tha sanerat
officers. Win aitemnt Ia erganiza ~
cry comfy ii the stale. and fhrangh
this means hopes to Aave = total
membership Of about 1000 ln = eear
Guest ar the conference tbis wear
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

aIoM slupi0 Supuaoa&e quo uauM
lirst made ior Bucklcu'g Arniea save
but forty years OF wonderful cures
nave proved them true and every
where It Is now known as the hest
salve on earth for Burns, Bols,
Scalls, Sores Cuts Bruiaes, spfains
Swelines. Eczema Chapped Hands
lcver sores and piles. Only &c at
All druggists
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

Chicago opened lis new coun of
domestic relations recently, there be.
ng only one other llke II, That or
New York The opening was an
event OF much interest prominent
meu 7and women being present among
The latter being Mrs Jane Addams
whom The Judge introduced ITS one
0l The greatest women of the age
She said the opening Of ihc new court
marked an area IN the history of the
city an cascs oi domestic nature
viii be heard hi this court and by
one Judge, inst as the juvenile court
eases are heard
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

Henry Muirhend Of Glasgow. Scot
land who died recently, left part OF
his fortune to found and maintain an
Institution Of Instruction far women
N physical and biological courses SO
they could become dentists electr-
cians chemists, and 50 on. ne said
IN explanation that lie had always
been indebted TO women, to his moth
eE his wife and bis eldest sister Tie
honed 10 repay part Of his lifelong
debt In his way.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
shakesnenrr Tereentenarx

There are three Shakespeare clubs
il Now York II Is proposed thai
they unite aud concentrate all thsl-
efforts toward a Shakespeare play
hDusc by the time Of the erconton.
AIRY Of the poets death IN 1916. a
proposal TO that effect having been
uad0 by Ben Cree Womens clubs
all over The country Will be interest
I'D in the celebration
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
toll or WRECK NOW TWELVE


zasston, Pa May 2 One more
teacher Miss Margaret Tones Of tt-
cal is repnrtcd among the missing ~
the wreck OF the teachers special
train al Martins creek \ ] SatuF
day. This brings the list Of dead 'ip
To l2 AN OF the injured Al the hos.
pital here are recovering The only
victim positively Identified Is Miss
Louisa Iindaman OF Utica n y
Inc buttons on her cuffs mane iden.
tification possible rhc dead were
taken To Utica today IN special
train,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
Has Written sono Music,

Mrs lawrence T0wnsend. a s0oI
ETY. woman Of Washington has writ
ten the music for a number OF Words
woltil's songs. her work being con.
sdered o. more than usual merit
MI Townsend was formerly minis
ter 70 Belgium aud during her resi-
dcncc abroad Mrs Townsend's re
ceptions were noted for tho fine mus
heal quality
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
history of The Case

History OF The Case
The coastiutionality of the vast
forest reservations ol the West ana
The validity ot the modefn conserva,l
Ton policy. were raised early Ia this
case IN TIE circuit court OF tine tlnit
ed State for the district OF Colora-
20.
rhe United States government had
brought suit to eniom Fred Light aI
prominent Colorado cattle man. from
causing or permitting his cattle To-
trespass unon the Holy Cross forest
reserve hi Colorado, A stubborn
contest arose and among the other
delenses tut forth By light, was the
Cue that the formation OF the H1lF
( ross reserve without the consent
oi the state Of Colorado, was uncon-
stltuional AS the other vast re
serves IN the West had been formed
! by a similar process ol federal action
in Withdrawing public and from en-.
ltiy, the argument applied hy analogy
ilo them The injunction was granted
and an appeal taken TO the supreme
court OF the United States.
/ Throughout the contest. the federal
g0vemment claimed that when Light
! turned his cattle onto his ranch, ad-
/ dining TIE forest reserve, they tui
! lowed we'll defined cattle trails, in
order TO set grass and water direqt
4 ~ TO the reserve whoro there existed
superior grass and water supply
such practice. the government con
endcd. Was tantamennt IN law "a
! light drHing the cattle onto the re-
serve
The defense met the government
with seymaI arguments III the first
! lace il was pointed all thai tht ra
serve hai not been fenced by the
epyernmeni ANA 4 Colorado law pro
ylded iha no person SHOULD retnNel
damages l0l lreanaag unless he laAu
ii question MAS fenced Therefore
Tight pointed ia this law rs barring
! ,he government from relief The GOV.
Iernment ironl relief The government
\ retoried that the fence law applied
only to Individuals, and not 81 the
state OF Colorado or to The United
States II il was meant 10 apply 60
the United states il was argued hy
The government that the law was
unconstitutional One Of the shar
ISSUES OF the case Naa ccnlered on
this point
So Widespread was The interest ~
Ithe case and SO vital the questions
Involved that the state al colorauc
itself threw itself into the contest
y 'lAttorney General Barnett was nuthor
i1ed to assist Light III tghtihg tht
federal government He did so
The attorney general emphasized
lie argument before the supreme
court that no provision Of the consn
tuition empowered The feleral govern
ment to conserve the natiops Ae
sources. BY providing for eontiqulns
mher sunplS, regulating tie 8lQM a
lareams and preserving power slte'
from being monopolzed be urgec
tAat the withdrawal bf such large
ttaets oi land, said 10 be oile afth o
1.-The entire area oil Colorado. was th'
denial al equality with the olde
states which had been allowed Y
4 cxeecise dominion over all the terra
ltcry within their boundaries
A n Nas. NJ aufninn. will bp mn
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
1 Sc sss sc .sas AS s. ss S. SIS %se s. s.
| Women's =
! Department H


SolutlbAA FrnalhflFs &4ta
Miss Coawel d the Florence Etsi2
ienton lloNe III Detroit sfts chat ne
servant gJl question woea be tiY'
ed ~ the mlstresses Ne4d only rec
member lhat the girls arc often 80
lonesome that ley can scarcely EN-.
duie their iycs 1hef can not staS
In their rooms on ihe day 0ui. be-.
cause they wll be called upon 70
do wogk that would make L impoa-
sihlc ior them 20 rest 50 they 70 ont
on the street ur amy niaee 10 be oUt
OF roach Of demands
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

pATRONiZE HOME INDUSTRIES
anu Gall Rhineheart's meats wnen
oi dersnn msst from your butcher.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

OH NAV ~ opinions will be an.
nonuced ana The court will then ad.
,ourn nnfa May %, the iinal day or
the present term The trust de-
ciaions are expected on one OF these
Gays.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

This may not be altogether new.
hut II has moi been very common, at
any rate, and Il is SO pretty that II is
worth while II Is called tomato
Jelly and II made with q package Of
white eelatn and can OF tomatoes
Dissolve the gelatin ia water heat
the llquid Of The can OF Tomatoes
very hot ana pour Oh tho gelatin
set aside 40 cool ANA harden and
servo or lettuce lcayce with boiled
dressing, only small quantity he
ing put on each leaf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
WASHINGTON NEWS NOTES
Special 10 Daily Leader.

Special 10 Daily Leader.
Aashiagiop, D. G.. May &c. Al
aqtilq state geaagist IS in WASH
inasoa arranging with the United
states geological survey whereby ths
stare and nation will cooperate ii
se9lQsical work ii the state oss Ok
laAoFpa. professor sCousi .ices4y Y as
received assurances fr rlnl The irgey
A4Ae~- ~s-sea a-iA ye "a ..ssAe tG.n
tnls years anpronFiatisrs 10 be *
rented ey him Id his work ia Ok
aAoma AS the state has apnropri-
aied slaAUe This viii give Professor
Gould ana hts ASSISTANTS $4,000 with
8Aleh tp prosecute thei researches.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02

senator Goge AK a Jefferson nay
Banale n Harrisburg chose as his
subject Less Tariff More Trade
saa no Trusts The celebration was
AeIa under the anspicles of the Cen.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
Another new thing that YOU Nigh

An0ther new Ihing fhai you mlEht
try Is fried cheese pals Mix the
cheese with chopped parsley. two
drops Of onion juice dash OF ca
yenne pepper and pinch OF salt
Mold into balls din into bread crumh
and fry 10 boiling lan
These two dishes and slewed straw
berries with ho biscuits Will make
a very palatable luncheon
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-05-02
The Cadet Lawn
Mower

This is a good Lawn
Mower at Il low price and
gives the purchaser full val
ne for his money. Do ca
Only ,~.-.......-.... pow Y
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

II see they're going after mosqui-
toes in New Jersey with DYNAMITE
BLESS me, Is that SOL Well, say; 1t
must take q lot Of patience to get the
skeeter to sit quiet till tn fuse Is
lighted
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22
Johnny on the Recall

- HE Publication Society has asked
me to write something on the
Recall. and I will therefore say
that It Il little Joker to get the best
Of = politician who gets into Office
on pledges to raise the morals Of the
country lower taxes, bust up the
trusts, lower the cost Of high living
and do lots Of other things-nit. AS
soon as his constituents discover that
he II q pirate instead Of a philanthro-
pist they meet in convention and
'whereas'' that he should at once
drop good thing and return to the
livery stable business. That is the
Recall and when the statesman gets
the letter he laughs and slaps his leg
and remarks to himself that the fools
are not all dead yet.
And does he lay down his bundle
md retire to private life? Not for
Joseph. He sticks and tells the Re-
callers to Recall and be hanged to
them.
We are q great and intelligent coun-
try. BY and by we shall get so great
IND intelligent that we shall bust our
PLIERS and that will be the last of us.
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22

- HE last Congressional Committee
that went down to the Isthmus
to investigate and report has not
sent in its findings yet, but it soon
will and the same will be a corker.
From advance sheets we learn that:
More than one hundred pieces Of
huckleberry pie were found in tho
garbage cans at the official headquar-
ters.
That the men in charge Of the
steam shovels are allowed to stop all
work for five miles along the big
ditch while they take chew Of to-
bacco.
That poker games are allowed
among the under officials and that
some Of them have been known to
lose as much as fifty cents per night
That profanity prevails everywhere.
even in high places. Men who are
Sunday-school superintendent at
home 60 down to Panama to exclaim
that they'll be- IL they ever saw
such weather before.
That tho laundry charges are high
way robbery and shirt bosoms not
half starched.
That the discipline Is so lax that a
man with pick on his shoulder yells
hello! to q draughtsman.
That gangs OF laborers are permit
ted to knock of work to express their
contempt for the mighty statesmen
Of the country.
That visiting committees are ex-
and tobacco.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22
THE BEVERLY REPORTS.

u EPORTS from the Presidents
summer home are surely histori-
cal reading and must interest
our children's children.
Daylight. The Taft cook has just
awoke from her snooze."
Half an hour later. She has got
out Of bed"
Thirty minutes later. She has ap-
peared at the kitchen door and is
yawning. It Is believed that yawn
means something"
Cook has Just ordered the hired
man to hump himself and split some
wood. Her attitude seems to show
that she has the full confidence Of
Mr.. Taft"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22

Cook Is now frying ham and eggs"
The coffee has just been put on to
boil. Its aroma is waited across the
meadow to the noses of the report
ers.'
THE curtain at Mr.. Taft's bedroom
window has just been given witch"
The President has been heard to
strike the floor as he gets up"
THE President is now walking out
among his chickens in meditative
mood"
THE President has scratched the
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22

back Of one of the pigs and entered
the house. r- u.
"The hired man is seated on the
fence in detected attitude. He may
be wondering If there will be any
thing left for him."
Everything indicates that the Pres
ident may shortly change his attitude
regarding the trusts
The public may look for some
startling news within the next "a
hours
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22
They Will Report.

There are about forty other counts
against the canal authorities, and the
when the report is made public.
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22
THE BRUTE.

Johnson--Wasn't your wife awfully
lonesome at that mountain resort
while you were spending your time
fishing for trout?
Woodson-No; she found place
where there was a splendid echo. and
she enjoyed nothing, better than to go
there and carry on, conversation
with it by the hour.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22
THE GRANDFATHER.

What is a standpatter?"
"A standpatter Is man who
doesn't want new DEAL"
and why do people desire a new
deal ?"
I'm the hope that some Of them
will get a chance to stand pat"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-22

Farmer--Hey! Ye can't ketch fish
that way! Ye only scare 'em.
Professor-On the contrary. sir, I
inspire their confidence by mingling
with them. thus showing them they
have nothing to fear, for am one OF
their own kind.
Farmer-Oh! Fishin' fer suckers,
are ye?