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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17
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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

The man in the church with the
rowing eyes looking over the dubious
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the doctrines.
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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Constipation is an avoidable misery-take
Garfield Tea, Natures Herb laxative.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Happiness grows at our own fire.
side and is not to- be picked in stran-
gers gardens.-Douglas Jerrold.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17
Knew His Cue.

"She told him that she must not see
him any more"
What did he do?"
Turned out the gas Exchange.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Perhaps Mohammed went to the
mountain because it was cheaper than
spending his vacation at the seashore.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

We always feel sorry for dignified
man when the taffy is being passed.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA MINI, svsr,,,

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
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The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is simply Quinine and Iron in a taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for 80 years. Price 80 cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

good way to keep well is to take Gar
field tea frequently. 1t insures good health.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Let us make the best of our friends
while we have them, for how long we
shall keep them is uncertain.-Seneca.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Every hear of a pearl being found in
a church fair oyster?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

All the worlds stage, and life is
the greatest on earth.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

The very best advice: take Garfield Tea
whenever laxative is needed.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Too often sermons have too much
length and too little depth.-Judge.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Garfield Tea purifes the blood and eradi-
Gates rheumatism. 1t is made of Herbs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Smokers like Lewis Single Binder cigar
for its rich mellow quality.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large OF. package, cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

Many men enjoy a dry smoke. Why
not a dry drink?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

. Some tombstone inscriptions are too
good to be true.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-02-17

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" Checks Fevers, stops Discharges OF
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Il rte prof. Munyon. 53rd and Jefferson
SIS Phiia.. Ia, Tor medical advice so-
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Color more goods brighter and faster cco than am other ee
AMI garment without ripping apart Write ioree
The evening world., 1911-09-21
l6rfng Eor1e a Neu Mutt WIN =
Pediqreed Father.

TT wasn't until ! brought the new
dog homo that I realized that the
= dogs OF Dogwood Terrace were
about the classiest line OF purps that
purped. Barlow, that early pride and
delight OF my good frau. Hildegarde.
who had set out with us from our cozy
Harlem fiat. had negotiated the
journey. He got on the train with our
then handmaiden. u neither hand
maiden nor Barlow remained long
enough to absorb any OF the delights
of the surroundings. That president
mutt beat It for the pussy willows OF
. neighboring swamp and was never
seen thereafter ~ any member OF our
little household. He was going very
fast when last seen. but he wasn't 60
ing any faster than that ma!d-of-all-
work. She took one look at a seventy
year-oid policeman and q sixty-ive-
year-old fireman, uttered a low grow
and rushed way in the darkness.
or course, / knew that Barlow would
have a successor. argued strenuous
ly that Jean Vatican. the parrot.
ought to be company enough In such
a going community. but as per custom
my arguments were overruled. scored
one point, however; that the new quad
ruped should be short-haired. As It fell
10 me to give our menageris bl-weekly
baths, ] stuck out for that concession
with Prussian stubborness. boosted
tho Mexican hairless type for a week.
as all you've got to do with them Is 10
hold them under a spout, but Hide
garde couldn't see It. The Mexican
hairless reminded her Of an overgrown
rat.
have mentioned tho Love-Your-Pets
League which dominated animal affairs
In Dogwood Terrace. Thanks to this
league every deceased dog and cat had
a fine funeral. fine enough to put the
owner heavily In debt to Erasmus
Boggs. Elite Embalner, I had laughed
a good derl about this league among
my friends, but when I got out to Dog
wood Terrace on that memorable day
upon which purchased the new mutt
i was TO learn more and ample OF the
Love-Your-Pets League.
The new mutt was q husky young
chap OF about eight months. short
haired. short-earcd and short-taiied
He was all white save FOR ono black
eye and he had as capable a looking
set OF teeth as ! have ever seen In a
dog. The friend who gave him to ma
said that he was a Boston bull on his
mothers side and that he would write
me . pedigree to that effect. His moth
~ was Champion Belle Of Basham. ]
The evening world., 1911-09-21

coats, however. while ~h!gh.prlcsd.
often show contrasts In trimming.
Hudson seal n pony will be popular
Tor coats. while earacul will be largely
used as trimming.
rms years models have shawl or
sailor collars, hood effects. large cuffs.
wlde landings ana side %tasteninss.
In sleeves both the klmono and regu.
lation cut are used, the former appear.
Ing IN high-grade garments and the
latter attached at a very long shoulder
line,
small furs Will BIO immensely popular
and show .itt.o change In style, \ IA.
vo.ite length 10 a little way below the
wa.stlIne, but those reaching further
down ara found N tho h!gh-pr.csI
pieces.
Large collars, nat %stole,. fancy cape,
and the animal shaped neckpieces VII.
all oc popular.
Nuns are SIN large. nut not'o. ths
eno.m as proportions that were seen
last year. The large pilloy nun VIII!
ug4ll be .opular and the semi.barrel
Will DO a ~fayorlte, but many OF tho
saddle variety VII also be seen
Inc pretty fox skins Will again be
very much In evidence, Other fashion,
able pelts are the lynx. raecoon. mink
ana ssN
The evening world., 1911-09-21
Winter Styles in Furs.

90 MANY women labor under the
false impression that this - too
early In the season to plan the win
ter's toilets. but there II absolutely
no reason for waiting.
Tho shops have. for more than a
month back. been replete with winter
fabrics and trimmings. Both tho prom
inent milllners and d~ressuakers have
long since had their openings for the
trade and fashionable retailers In both
these branches OF business have been
displaying winter models for some
time.
The dressmakers are now able to give
the attention to customers which II will
DO impossible to give In another month,
The customer can study the pattern
book with the well-informed dressmaker
as she could not do later on. II she
has any dresses to remodel. the dress
maker can now take tho time. which
she cannot do a month hence. to talk II
over and offer suggestions.
Another advantage 10 that tho visiting
dressmaker can now be engaged for
consecutive days. tho difficult accom-
plishment OF which IL often such a
source OF annoyance,
There IL also tho probability that
gowns made up this month will receive
more careful attention In every way.
The d~ressmaker Is not rushed ana she
Is not overworked. but feels refreshed
after her vacation and y enthusiastic
over her sewing. as these Industrious
women always are when working up
new fashions. Consequently the results
are most apt to be satisfactory to
patrons.
Now, too. is the time for having furs
remodelled. The furrier can give the
task better attention now than later
on when oycyrun with orders. and he
will mako the alterations NJ a more
reasonable price than he Will a month
hence.
The winter styles are now es,ab-
lished and following are A few notes
for the guidance OF those who have
turs TO be remodelled;
Fur coats this season are shown In
three lengths. tie fun length. the three
quarter and the th.rty-inch length. and
all will be worn.
IN the remodelling OF coats It IS often
necessary to add contrasts, and Tor this
purpose the soft furs are selected for
the deep shawl coliar as being more
becoming and at the same time giving
tho garment a more d!s,.nc,!ys appear
srce.
Tus h.gh-c.ass coats. such as the
mink, seal, otter. ro s.an iamb ana
broadtlil, are noticeable Tor the 40
sence % contrasts, and the! are self
hlmmsd. The nSher. ntch and srmins
The evening world., 1911-09-21

fishing Co. (Ths New Y0h World.
wrote that on my cuff and all tho way
out began to think up an appropriate
name for his father. Hildegards would
want to tell her friends that he had n
complete set OF parents. was still
trying to dope out some sumptuous
kennel epithet when the train stopped
and the mutt took me out OF the bag
gage car. landed pretty heavily and
as I was getting up n unwinding
myself from the chain . short. thick
set person with . pale yellow beard
stepped up to me.
New dog" he asked. looking at me
ard not at the dog.
NO." l replied. That's . patent
iawn-mower for pruning current
bushes"
Il am the authorized agent for the
Love-Your-Pets League ne came back
at me. and before you take that dog
homo you must how me his pedigree.
Only pedigreed dogs are permitted to
reside in Dogwood Terrace. There's q
town ordinance TO that effect. We re-
qu!rs the seal OF the kennels on zach
pedigree"
Naturally. I thought he was q man
lac. and giving the mutt a free lead
on the chain, started for home. wheth-
er or not that white purp with the
black eye sensed danger In the air. he
seemed to And his way to the Riddle
villa by sheer instinct. AS | had the
chain wound around my wrist ! fol-
lowed. taking the cross-streets In leaps
and bounds and sprlnting over the long
pavements like a runaway Weffers.
Twice I looked over my shoulder and
saw that Yellow Beard was IN furious
pursuit.
ITO IA rnptInuahN
The evening world., 1911-09-21

TOO quickly Al one you Iove. ire punisi
A Temper.
A GIRL who signs her letter N. d.
u L." writes: .
4 II am engaged 70 be married 70
a young man whom I dearly love n !
know he loves me. However. he mas .
dreadful temper and frequently after We
have quarreiied he says hc never wants
to see mo again. But We always maze
UP shortly a%fterward. What can l do|'
Some day when you hancce IS IN JUST
the right moot speak to him kindly OF
his fault; explain TO HIM how much u
hurts you. Doubtless. with your help
no will he glad to try ana curb his tenn
per In the future.
The evening world., 1911-09-21

% quarrel with herself The fact nat they weren't o. speahinp terms wa.
carried to ridiculous lengths when they said what little they hd To saw urh
chalk IN their chnds blackboard. but this chuds play vas neverheJes. a,nrs.
ing In having the las, word, however, Daisy might have chosen something
mNder than @ to - To be ue she was rather ID In hrouIr1 J,cL..
at his head. for example. her ain was almost too good to be feminine
o.. Although III author betrayed a tendency to indulge in tiyiaute. and ,r,s
hi situations until they became childish. his humorous bseryatio esn..anv
in the second act kept the play in the spirit Of light comedy The lasta act
grew somewhat tedious owing to It's repelhons The device of having The
husbands mother stand by the wife while the wlfes mother backed N" her
sonin-aw vas worked overtime. the numerous attempts at reconciliation
between the foolish pair became rather monotonou II vas qute ann,rsn, ali
along that nj matter what the doctor might ordr a eurew would be effected In
The enc by applying the good od-fashoned pounIce OF love n orpivsnas
It was a real pleasure to see Fritz Williams back in farce He vas himself
again as Jack. nmble. clever and bright as a dollar. MIS- Virginia Hammond
lived u p to her red hair as Daisy, though she seemed a bit SELF onsious and
too silly o b. taken seriously al n time. Allan Pollock rather OVERRIDE I'M
same sorto OF thing that III did In Seven Days" but in his peculiar more.
dsadthan-aMve way he IA amusing. Miss Anne Meredith made, Sally pI
worth going after AS Jacks mother Miss Kate Meek was stalsht.f from the.
shoulder n decidedly effective. AM Miss .ilbe Bert gave a charming ne
ormance al Dasys gentle another William McVay was a good country door
Ana IL you're looking for a good maId. dont overlook Miss Katherine Ravsr,
Bell as Jenny.
"what III Doctor Ordered" will do TO- a lot Of good II GU fee in nee, O.
ar evening entertainment It's a bright amusing little play capuauy acted
The evening world., 1911-09-21

PART ].
-, ur original news item concern
ing the diamond OF the god
dess Kali was Landed In to
the city editor. Ito smiled and
- held It for a moment above
tho waste basket. Then ne ia,u "
back on his desk and said: Try tne
Sunday people: they might work some
thing out Of IT," 49,,
over and said. "H'm!' Afterward M
sent for a reporter and expanded NJ
comment.
you might see Gen. Ludlow" NJ
said, and make a story out or tnls y
you can. Diamond stories are n drug
but this one Is big enough to be fouho
by a scrubwoman wrapped up IN y
piece Of newspaper and tucke' undeI
the corner OF TIE hall llnoleum. FIND
out first II the General has a daush'e!
who intends TO 20 on the stage. II
not, you can 20 ahead with the story
Run cuts Of tire Koh'noor and j, y
Morgan's collection. ana work In pie
lures OF the Kimberley mines and Bar.
ney Barnato. FIJI In with a tabulated
comparison OF the values OF diamonds
radium and veal outlets since the mea,
strike. and let Il run 10 a half page
On the following day the reporter
turned In his story. The Sunday editor
let his eye sprint along It's lines. HIM
ne said again. This time the copy wen
into the waste basket with scarcely {
Nutter.
The reporter rtiffened a llttls around
tho lips: but he was whistllng softly
and c%ontentedly between his teeth wher
went over to ak with him about II
IN hour later.
.I don't blame the old man." said
he. magnanimousiy. "for cutting II out
I, did sound like funny business; but |,
happened exactly as I wrote II. Say
| why don't you hsh that story out Of the
~. h. and uss Il? Seems 10 me It's al
| good as the tommyrot you write
I accepted the tip. and II you read
further YOU will learn the facts about
Inc diamond OF the goddess Kali al
| vouched for by one OF the most reliable
rcporters on the stan.
Gen. Marcellus L. Ludlow lives In one
q, those decaying but venerated old
rea.prick mansions In the West TWEEN
ties. The general Is n member OF an old
New YORK family tAat does not adver'
,,se lie is a glHbe-trotter by birth, A
Gentleman by prediction, a millionaire
y, the mercy OF Heaven and a con
ro,sseur OF precious stones by occupa
ton.
The reporter was admitted promptly
vre, he made himself known at tho
generals residence at about eight
tr,rty on the evening that lie received
,he assignment In the magnificent
library ne was greeted By tHe d!stIn-
| rvished traveller and connolsseur, a
InIl. erect gentleman In the early htt!es,
With a rcariy white mustacao and a
HI. 0NhH -#H- -Nu.
in him scarcely n trace OF the National
Guardsman. His Weather-oeaten counte-
rance ia up with a charming smile OF
interest when the reporter made known
his errand,
An, yoI have heard OF my latest ind.
\ shall be glad TO SHOW yOu what |
conceive h lie one Of the six mos,
yaiuao.e blue diamonds IN existence
The general opened "A small safe n
4 corner OF the library and brought
forth . plush covered box Opening tnis,
The evening world., 1911-09-21
A Critic School.
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer !

TFfOfn VWF 'ItNFTHHU 7 IHIT HFstTT
The stranger at the picture show grew
strangely excited when the cowboy film
was unrolled,
The usher tried TO calm him,
Don't get so stirred up" the usher
said. 1T aan't real. you know. There
won't be nobody hurt"
The stranger g'ared at him.
What's dlstressln' you'" he demand
ed. Il know It amt real as well as you
do. What gets me IL tn way thet fool
photographer keeps on maxim i. look az
4. tn slrl mounted the boss from tn
wrong side, \ Teller with as little art
n him as that amt got no business In
he perfession."
The evening world., 1911-09-21

Il was oniy natural
that Daisy should
show a little temper
over Sally Fishers
suggestion that Jack
reheMse The Mar.
riage Of Kitty" with
her. and only human
that Jack should OBJ.
5ect to Daisy's per.
forming an Apache
dance with Jim Fes.
sender. But when
the dance was on,
and one word from
Jacks shocked mother
led to another. the
author should have
stepped in and stopped
the hot-headed young
husband from strik-
ing his guest. That
blow was not only
an evidence OF bad
taste. but Il knocked
the little play com.
pletely out Of bal.
ance. II was a far
worse offense than
that committed by the
same author when he
dragged q drunken
man into ''Her Hus.
bands Wife"
But to return TO q
cheerful subject. Mr.,
Thomas has the see
ing eye for everyday
Characters and thelr
fo!bles and a gently
realistic humor tina,
appeared at Its merri.
est in the moving
scene when the hus.
band carried his be,
lonsings into another
room and left his wifi
The evening world., 1911-09-21
Not Enoaoed.

\ GIRL who signs her ie,ter,'L ""
4 II am In love with = man and he
tells me he loves me and has asked me
to marry Inn. We have decided to b
married In November. Now. this man
Is going away In a few days for q short
time and he has not a. yet suggested
that wa become engaged 10 one another.
Shall ! suggest it?"
the young mans proposal and your
promise to marry him constitutes ~
engagement an itself. The only ADJ.
,lonai Formally would be for your
parents to your engagement.
The evening world., 1911-09-21
A POSSIBLE ,.rksoN,

From the I~outO.'s Cop'ic,-jo isn,lD
1T is very difficult 10 exact a, promise
from that man"
Il wonder Why"
Il think he figures on keeping his
pVomissA"
The evening world., 1911-09-21
Betty Vincent's Advice
On Courtship and Marriage
Copyright. 1911. By tn. Pr. Publishing .. us New Yoi World.
"Anery At 1rifes."

n n Y dear young people. II you are in love DO not take
I/I onense too quickly at tribes. To be sure. Il 10 love
AVA which makes US most sensitive aud most apt to b
hurt by q chance remark, but on the other hand. II you are
going to au!bbie over every lttis thing said by the psrsea
you love you will spend your days In misery.
Remember that a great many things that are said only
hurt or annoy you because you are not In the mood to take
them AZ q Joke. A laughing remark or q bit Of fun 1t your
expense will amuse you quite rs much a. Il will anybody
else ~ you happen 20 feel like seeing the humor OF Il. %.
my dears. when you feel yourself growing angry At some
chance sentence. pause and ask yourself n Il 10 not more o.
less your own fault that II annoys you. DO not get angPy
The evening world., 1911-09-21
BY CHARLES OARNTON.

~vHIs is hi season for young married people % zee themselves % play.
wrighss ss them First there IA Thy Neghbors Wife" the suburban
OF garden variety of domestic comedy: then Modern Marriage to prove
that Tx cures like; and now have What the Doctor Ordered" with Its
Homeopathic treatment for domestic Ills" 1t Is evidently the aim of hopeful
authors to make the theatre seem Just like homa OF the three who ave tried
u This wranslng. 1anging autumn A. Z. Thomas Is the most successful
II What the Doctor ordered" at thu Aston Theatre last night proved a
eunous mixture OF comedy. farce and ouresaue. with almost a knockoutdrop
Of meiodrama to complete the dos. IL wal a east quite palatabie, thanks to
NJ Thomass pleasant Nj 9th umor.
.I Herr was n case Of . young married pair suffering from an Overdose OF
seh other. Their irtabtnty as supposed to bs due to the fact that John
Carr hd heavy black eyebrows M Daisy red hail. But the old family doctor
edGed ne Of them to 20 away for a few weeks ant i've h Other a rest
knowing from his own experience that this would ssvs to kep peace In the
family And of course they stayed % fight 1t out!
Absent treatment Is lutte nj of h question IN . case of this kindEyou
may always DO sure OF that The author invariably delights in q rw and
spares m pains to keep 1t going But h 10 should know whore to STOP Mr.
Thomas goes . bit too Ia in havins John and Daisy smash te dishes q. the
end Of the nrt act II tn GUNNER colony" at Narrasansett Pier behaved
In this high-handed fashion It would DO kept busy all winter picking up the
pieces This smashng scene in the play a the As.or car only be excuse on
che ground that the author must have his nhg. Black eyebrows ad red hal,
cannot be held responsible NO matters how violent they nay seem.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-05-11
WHY, YES, SHE GOT THE NOTE
Beautiful Roses Appreciated, but
There WasSa "Fly In the
Ointment.

-aE.EfLYL NALME asAaE.Br Hrt.L. NLr. .H-|l L.H-aEI
"A young man whose gallantry is in
xcess OF his means sought to remedy
this defect and to save the expense
OF the money required for the pur-
chase OF flowers for his lady loves by
arranging with q gardener to- let him
have a. bouquet from time to time, in
return Tor his CASTOR clothes. So It
happened that one day he received q
bunch Of beautiful roses, which he 1t
once dispatched to her house. In
sure Anticipation Of a friendly well
comessh he called on the young woman
that evening. He got q frosty recep-
ton.
"Did-er-did you get my flowers
today3?-s he was finally forced to ask.
Yes. and the note that went with
them"
"Note? Why, did I send a note?"
you did. A disgraceful note,
scrawled with a blunt pencil on dirty
: paper. Here 1t is. I don't understand
it, and I don't think you are very
humorous.
The note read as follows:
Here's your flowers, but you owe
me q pair Of pants for 'em."-Cleve.
land Plain Dealer.