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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16

Experiments with process for OBJ
tanning textile fiber with merits
between those of cotton and linen,
from the nettle, are being fostered by
the Australian government.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16

She-Just look at the trouble money
can get you into.
He-Yes, but look at the trouble 1t
can get you out of.-Boston Tran
script.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16
CHAPTER XIII.
A Strange Way Out.

Cation came in once more about the
middle of the afternoon, bringing me
some blankets; but he had no news,
and his boyish face was picture of
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16

Before her recent internal trouble,
Mexico purchased. about 600 pianos
year from Chicago manufacturers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16

The South Australian cabinet has
appropriated $4,000 toward the Nav
son anarctic expedition.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16

A kangaroo has been known to leap
10 feet.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-11-16

Perry J. Hart vs. Alice Ludwick, ct q
iehland county Court OF C. mmon Plea
Case No. e5l1
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
SCALP HEALED IN FOUR DAYS

'It affords me pleasure to tell Of the
good Cuticura Soap and Ointment
have done my little girl. She had
eczema on the scalp last fall. The
trouble began this way. First small
mattery pimple appeared. The pimple
broke and the matter, watery sub
stance, ran on the skin, forming hard
crust which was very itchy. 1t was on
the top of her head, and the crust be-
came as large as the palm Of my hand.
My doctor said 1t was eczema.
81 used remedy but had no success
with It, 1 used it nearly two weeks,
then a friend recommended Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. 1 used the Cuti-
cura Ointment, applied it on the
scalp at night and morning, and In
four days the scalp was all healed, no
sign of crusts or scabs could be seen.
Then l washed her hair with Cuticura
Soap. She has not had sign of &C.
zema since Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment cured her, and 1 shall always
keep them in my house. 1 can prove
this statement by my neighbor and
family" (SignedD Mrs. H. B. Cooley.
Marlboro. N. Y, April 3, 1911. AL
though Cuticura Soap and Ointment
are sold everywhere, sample OF
each, with 32-page book, will be mailed
free on application to "Cuticura," Dept.
4 X, Boston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
SPOILED JOKE FOR WILLIE
And Now the Youngster Is Convinced
That Women Have No Sense
of Humor.

Willie Is convinced that women
have no sense of humor. Willie is
seven, and he judges all women by
his mother. What he considered a
splendid joke occurred to him, and
he resolved to make his father its
mute and admiring witness or audi
tor.
Mamma" said Willie, when papa
comes home I'll climb up on the step
ladder and pretend to be doing some
thing to the picture. Then you say:
Willie, what are you up to-" Then
I'll say: up to date Won't papa be
surprised?"
Papa came home in due time and
was hardly seated before Willie drag
ged in the stepladder and climbed up
to a picture. This was mammals cue
to ask the question that would give
Willie the opening for the joke. So
mamma hurriedly asked:
willie, what are you doing up
there?"
Willie turned look Of disgust, cha
grin and disappointment upon his
mother, climbed down the lader and
left the room without word.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Particularly the Ladies.

Not only pleasant and refreshing to
the taste. but gently cleansing and sweet
ening to the system, Syrup of Figs and
Elixir Of SIENNA is particularly adapted
to ladies and children. and beneficial in
al cases IN which wholesome. strength
enins and effective laxative should be
used. 1t is perfectly safe at al times and
dispels colds, headaches and the pains
caused by indigestion and constipation 50
promptly and effectively that it is the one
perfect family laxative which gives salts
faction to all and is recommended by
millions of families who have used it and
who have personal knowledge Of its ex-
cellence.
Its wonderful popularity. however. has
led inscriptions dealers to offer imita-
lions which act unsatisfactory. There
fore, when buying. to get its beneficial
effects, always note the full name of the
Company-Calfornia Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every
package Of the genuine Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA.
For sale by all leading druggists. Price
so cents per bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Not Impressed.

Nine. Nordica, at garden party at
Deal Beach. said, apropos of her re-
cent European tour:
Many good people refuse to be i'm
pressed by the armless and legless
fragments of antique sculpture treas
ured in the museums Of the Old
World.
Zone day In the British museum
guide was recounting to little knot
of tourists the glories Of a battered
centaur, when a Chicago meat sales
man broke the reverent hush with the
question:
Excuse me. sir, but what would
they feed a bloke like that on-ham
and eggs or hay?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
MUNYON'S WORK
TALK OF CITY
Biz Success Shown by Numbers
of Callers at Philadelphia
Headquarters.
LOCAL MAN TELLS OF
REMARKABLE RELIEF
FROM RHEUMATISM
In YEARS TINE.

fessor James M. Munyon. the world
ing has started much discussion. Every
street car brings dozens of callers to his
Laboratories at SD and Jefferson Streets.
philadelphia, Pa, and every mail brings
thousands of letters from people inquir-
ing about Munyon's Famous Health Cult
Professor Munyon's corps of expert ply
sicians is kept busy seeing callers and
these physicians prescribe no medicine
at all for so per cent of the callers and
mail Inquiries; health hints. health ad-
absolutely free. Medical advice and con-
sultation absolutely free.
Munyon's followers seem to be enor-
NOUS Those who believe in his theories
marvellous powers for the healing Of all
laughs at this. He says: The hundreds Se9,s
every day in Philadelphia are not in any
way due to my personal skill 1t is my
remedies. which represent the combined
sns Of the that ape dos
the work. have paid thousands of dol
lars for q single formula and the ex-
elusive right to manufaet 9s, IT; for ha th
ers Of my various forms OF treatment.
This is why get such remarkable re.
suits. I have simply bought the the oes{
and placed this knowledge within the
reach of the general public"
Among Munyon's callers yesterday
were many who were enthusiastic IN
their praise of the man: One OF these
said: "For six years I suffered with
rheumatism. NY arms and legs. were at
fiicted so badly that could hardly work.
and I could not raise my arms to my
head. The pain was most severe IN the
back, however, and I was In perfect tor
ture. tried in many ways to get cured,
nothing seemed to help me until I was
persuaded by friend to try Dr.. Num-
yon's Uric Acid Course. It was the most
marvelously acting remedy I ever saw,
within a week the pain had most gone
and inside Of month considered my
the worst weather-cold. wet or any
thing else, and have not felt any sus-
picion of g. return Of the disease. think
that every person who has rheumatism
and does not take the Uric Acid Course
Is making a great mistake"
The continuous stream of callers ana
mail that comes to Professor James M:
Munyon at HIS laboratories at SD and
Jefferson SITS, Philadelphia. Pa, keeps
DR. Munyon and his enormous corps OF
expert physicians busy.
Write today to Professor James M.
Munyon personally Muny S3n p hae2rdl-
phia. Pa Give full particulars in refer
ence to your case Your inquiry Will be
held strictly confidential and answered In
q plain envelope. You will be given the
best medical advice. and asked more
questions Remember there is no charge
Of any Kind for consultation. or medical
advice. The only charge Munyon makes
is. when his physicians prescribe ms
remedies you pay the retail selling price.
IF Is immateriaI whether you buy from
him or from the nearest druggist
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Killed on Rocking Horse.

To find their little son hanging
dead entangled in the reins of his rock
ing-horse, was the sad experience of
Sunderland, Scotland, parents, few
days ago. The little fellow, Raymond
Watson, used to cleverly ride the horse
while it was swinging briskly, and
It is thought he had been playing cir
Gus tricks, had lost his balance, and
having been unable to extricate him
self in the absence of his parents, had
been choked to death.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Bonny lad with gold laced coat
Buttoned tightly to your throat.
You have checked my hat for me
All this summer Let me see.
When twas new you first began
To care for 1t, little man;
And each day when 1 came in
You received it-with a grin
At the first, and then your smile
Faded wholly after while.
Day by day you took the hat,
Day by day your hopes fell fiat:
I could almost know the time
You despaired about the dime.
Still with plucky hope you came
To receive 1t. just the same.
And with optomistic faith
Which changed to wistful wrath
OF smile. you greeted me
As politely as might be.
Sometimes you were very grum
When at noon you saw me come;
Sometimes you were blithe and bland
AS you took 1t from my hand
/ could see what was your bent;
First. the subtle Establishment.
Then the naughty air and stern
AS though you a tip would spurn.
Then plying glance. whose aim
Was to make me yield through shame.
Well. my lad. IL each time
Had have yielded up that dime.
I by now had paid to you
What the hat cost when twas new
Still I've had this two months use
OF the hat: that's my excuse.
Coax the smile now to your lips;
Here, I'll give you all the tips
OF the summer. as to that.
You. my lad. may keep the hat!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
DANGEROUS RaciIIi In Dust.

A statement issued recently by the
National Association for the Study and
Prevention of tuberculosis speaks OF
the dangers from house dust, espe-
cially in rooms that are not well ven
tilated. The association warns against
dry sweeping. and against the use OF
the feather buster, or other devices
that scatter, but do not take up the
dust Since the ordinary dust blown
about in the streets is impregnated
with disease germs. the National AS
ISOLATION urges the adoption Of meth
DDS that will prevent the further dis
semination of such bacilli. 1t also
urges for the coming months Of fall
and winter. more open windows and
more fresh air In house, shop, and
schoolroom.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Perfected EYEGLASSES,

Eyeglasses for those who are near
sighted cut crescent shaped have been
common for long time. A yachts
man appeared recently with a pair of
eyeglasses crescent shaped, but for
those who are far sighted. They are
Just the reverse of the reading glasses.
When wanting to see distance the
wearer looks through the glasses and
when reading he looks under them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

hams Vegetable Compound was rec
commended, and after taking three bot
ties she has regained her health, thanks
to your medicine. I can recommend it
for all female troubles. Mrs. L. A.
CoRKRAN, 11o3 Rutland Street, Balti-
more, Md.
Hundreds of such letters from moth.
ers expressing their gratitude for " hat
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has accomplished for them have
been received by the Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass.
Young Girls, Heed This Advice.
Girls who are troubled with painful
or irregular periods, backache, head
ache, dragging-down sensations, faint
ing spells or Indigestion, should take
immediate action and be restored to
health by Lydia Z. Pinkham's Voge-
table Compound. Thousands have been
restored to health by it's use.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, for advice, free.
i : sds ssss T ass Thomp Eye Water
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Modern Teachers Criticised.

Our educators are owl-wise, our
teachers are pedants and all their am
bition Is the turning out of smooth,
well-polished philistines. 1t is GER
tainly unfortunate that the favored
type of superintendent of our public
education should be such a hopeless
philistine. possessed of all the conceit
Of the mediocre business man. Rou-
tine is his ideal. Originality is
spurned and suppressed-Dr. Boris
Sidis.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Recovered Her Speech.

After being speeches. two years, as
a result of long illness, Miss Jessie
Fishel, Of New Orleans, instantly re-
covered her voice the other day when
startled by vivid flash of lightning
and a loud peal of thunder. Seven
teen specialists in several cities had
tried to restore her voice but with no
success. Her father declares the re-
covery is the result of prayers offered
constantly by the family. A big fam
lily celebration has been planned.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Massage.

mo use talking to me about hair
tonics," said the first man. Every
one of them must be thoroughly
rubbed in, the instructions say, and 1t
Is the rubbing in that does you good,
If anything"
"As far as that is concerned" re-
marked the man with the thin spot
at the crown of his head, "as soon as
your hair begins to fall your friends
will keep rubbing the fact In upon
you"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Putting II Wrono. Perhans

20. yes" said the bewitching
maiden. Il have often tried to cook,
but. do you know. 1t seems impossible
for me to eat anything I prepare. I
suppose it is caused by the worry of
working over the range"
YES" answered the foolish man
But. don't you know. it takes a wom-
an long time to learn how to cook
anything she. or anybody else. can
eat?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Atavism.

1T Is odd about Prof. Boppen-
schmidt, isn't it?" asks the philologist
LAS a usual thing he converses with
one in broken language. but when he
becomes excited and swears. his pro-
family is confined always to the Ger
man words. l wonder why that is?"
Easily explained" says the man
with the ingrowing face. THE swear
words are strong language-too
strong for him to break"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
T->A~GNa~>GG~
loW-GoWn Mathematics.

II say, old boy, lend me an X
would if | could, dear chap, bit
there's an algebraic difficulty In me
way?"
What is it,"
IAN X with me is an unknown quaf
tity."-P2thfinder.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
The Brute,

The Brute.
Men are such rude things" said
the supercilious girl.
HAS any of them dared to address
you without an introduction"
mo; but in a crowd one got his face
all mixed up with my hatpin and
never even said excuse me-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
says Uncle Eben.

dis world would run easier" said
Uncle Eben, if dar was some way Of
holdin' de investigations befo' de trou.
BILE happened"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Hauqhty Thino,

What do you think of Miss Star.
fish," asked the lobster
MOT so very much" answered the
oyster Il proposed to her last night
and she called me lobster"
And when / proposed to her she
shut me up like an oyster"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Suitable,

"Those dress uniforms have a lot of
frogs"
"Then they ought to look well at a
militia hop"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

The little baron Blymy. who is now
eight years old. created no end of
delighted appreciation recently by get
ting his hands soiled and washing
them as any ordinary child would do.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Have a Purpose.

1t Is not enough to be Industrious:
So are ants. What are you industri-
Gus about f-Thoreau.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
HOPE, Faith and Love.

Hope sees afar off the souls sum-
mer land, it's beloved dead. beholds
new tasks. new truths, new beauty.
Faith believes that God is able to
realize for all that hope desires. If
love is the flaming heart, on wings of
hope and faith love rises through the
painless air to the realm where faith
becomes fruition.-Rey ~. D. Hills,
Cougregationalist, Brooklyn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
One of Hta Habits.

The man who is his own worst
enemy always tries to blame 1t Oh
somebody else.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Good Guess,

Mosquito say. you are keeping on
that piece Of paper as If you liked it.
F1y-Well, to tell the truth. l am
stuck on it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
No Hope.

But. papa. would be content to
live on a crust with Harold"
"On a crust? HUH Harold couldn't
raise the dough-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
MY
DAUGHTER
WASCIJRED
By Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Baltimore, Md send you here
with the picture of my fifteen year old

uauSnCer Auce, VINO
was re stored to
health by Lydia E.
|Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. She
was pale, with dark
circles under her
eyes, weak and irrf-
table. Two different
doctors treated her
and called it Green
Sickness, but sh Q
grew worse all the
time, lydia E. Pink
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
For COLDS and GRIP

Hicks CAPuDNE Is the best remedy-re
lieves the aching and observation-disclosures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid-effects Immediately. 10c., 25c., and Soc
At drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
An Equivalent.

"The man in the Office with me did
not get the advantage of me. gave
him a Roland for his Oliver"
But which is really the better
maker"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Lady Elfryda Montmorency has q
decided penchant for carrying an UNI
brella when out In the rain.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Lord Elpus has strong literary
bent. but refuses to yield to the i'm
portunities Of his friends to exercise
1t. He writes freely from left to
right and ends each sentence with a
period. In this his style is precisely
that of Thackeray
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Prince Gwillym. of Wales. is an
enthusiastic amateur collector of snap
shots. He has been made curator of
the art gallery in recognition of his
talents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE SIS
CHILL TONIC You know what you are tax.
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t Is simply Quinine and Iron in tasteless
form, and the most effectual form For grown
people and children, SO cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
The Importance i
offKnowing God
| By Rev. Alexander S. Taylor
Ill Rector of ST. Marks Reformed II
Episcopal Church, Chicago.

TEXT.-That they might know Thee,
the only true God. and Jesus Christ.
whom Thou hast sent-John 17:3
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

There is no danger of going astray
when guided by the eyes that run to
snd fro throughout the whole earth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Plans for Adjustment.

"How can you build character on
a broad foundation"
"Well?"
"And then expect it to walk in III.
narrow path?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
Important to Mothers
His lnspiration,

His Inspiration.
Wagner told where he got his inspir-
alton.
ct was from the garbage cans be-
ing emptied at night" he confessed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

A man has to have a strong pull to
equal that of a dull razor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Mrs. wfnsfow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhsmma
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, 26c . bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

The only way in which man can
have the last word with woman Is
to say 1t over the phone. and then
hang up.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Fer HEADACHE-HIck CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troub les, Capudine will relieve you.
It's liquid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. 10c., 25c., and so cents at drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08
sIDELIGHTs ON THE EMINENT.

The dowager duchess of Plim-
worthy, whenever she rides on the
train. always sits down at least be-
tween stations.
His grace the earl of Buzzwuzz has
an odd trait that las often been COM
mented upon by those who have the
honor of his acquaintance He al
ways taps his boiled egg with knife
to break the shell.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

The next time you feel that swallowing
sensation gargle Hamlins Wizard Oil i'm
mediately with three parts water. 1t will
cry from sore throat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

married an angel until she begins to
do the harp act.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

A small amount of linseed meal add
ed to the horse ration is invaluable.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

Alfalfa hay is fine rough feed for
horses once per day If fed in moder-
ate quantities.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

The cow that loses flesh in October
or November will be an expensive one
to winter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-09-08

All over the country people are
keeping better poultry than they did
a few years ago.