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The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

James NJ. Beck. the famous corpora
ton lawyer OF New York. is a native
of Philadelphia. and to philadelphia
he often returns 10 see his old
friends.
Mr.. Beck. at a recent banquet In
Philadelphia, defended corporations
with an epigram.
THE trust buster and the Socialist
may do what they please" he said
but mankind will still be divided into
two great classes-those who walk to
get an appetite for their dinner. and
those who walk TO get a dinner for
their appetite"
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01
Selection Of the Ram.

In choosing a ram. the breeder
should not overlook the fact that 1t
is absolutely imperative to secure an
animal with vigorous. robust consti.
tuition. good chest development. well
sprung ribs. wide loins. straight spine.
good underline. strong bone. with legs
well placed at each corner. or as near
to this ideal as possible.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

There are men who go through life
without ever getting what one would
call a throw-down or set-back-they
never get to know what 1t means to
face rough or tough weather. Their
way is slicked and paved. They seem
to miss the one great essential thing
in every SUGGESTIVE struggle; days
when everything looks as though one
is about done for and ready to cave in.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

In all its forms among all ages Of horses.
well as dogs. cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed Over 10000
bottles sold last year $50 and slOD. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co, Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

Nephew-what do you think OF the
opera?
Uncle Josh-Them women in tn
boxes ought to be able to raise enough
money on their diamonds to buy some
clothes with. by jinks!
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

at must be dreadful to have any of
your relatives become involved in
scandal
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne. THE
only possible compensation is the ex-
tent to which 1t causes you to be i'm
mediately written about as a member
of the most exclusive society,""
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

But why is 1t that you always serve
toast with each slice stood up on
edge?"
"Oh. Just got into the habit: you
knew we lived in a fiat when We were
first married.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

Diphtheria, Quinsy and Tonsilitis begin
with sore throat. How much better to
cure a sore throat in a day or two than to
be in bed for weeks with Diphtheria.
just keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the
house.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

Knocker-Jones has bad memory
Bocker-His mother never knew
what were trumps. and his father
couldn't remember anything on the
witness stand.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

why do people have silver we'd
dings, pa?"
Just to show to the world what
their powers of endurance have been"
Judges Library.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

So much we miss II love is weak. SO
much we gain II love is strong.-Helen
Hunt Jackson.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

had rather be kissed by an enemy
than wounded by friend who enjoy
ed the job.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

The wealth OF man is the number
of things which he loves and blesses.
which he is loved and blessed by
Carlyle.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

WHY suffer with eve troubles, quick re-
lief by using PETTITS EYE SALvE, 25c.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

and inviRorate stomach. liver and bowels
Sugar-coated. tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

Mrs winsiov's Soothing Syrup for Children
t-ething. softens the gums. reduces innamma
tion. alfays pain. cures wind collie. &c n bottle.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

Many mistake soft words for tender.
loving ways.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

1t is better to lose in loving than
to gain by self seeking.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

So stockbug has been on the
street. has he? What is he speculat-
ing on?"
Just at present. ! believe. he is
specializing on how much longer he
will be on the street"
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

There is no moral health without
human helpfulness.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

Any New Methods7
Amt II strange. tn way Kelly beats
his wife,"
Il dunno. How does he do IT."
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01
Is Your Health
Worth 10c?

That's what it costs to get a-week's
treatment-of CASCARETS. They
do more for you than any medicine
on Earth. Sickness generally shows
and starts first in the Bowels and
Liver; CASCARETS cure these ills.
It's 80 easy to try-why not start to.
night and have help in the morning.
cAscARRrs roc q bog for . weeks q
II the WoIid Milton boxes . month.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BRONO QEISISE I,ook for
the signature Of y. W GROVE. Used the World
over To Cure n Cold in one Day. &c.
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01
A CASE OF GRAVEL

Harrison A. Sturtevant, G and
Maple SITS. Tulare, Cal. says: Il
was in bad shape with kidney
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

tors held out no hope and ! was
resigned to my fate. At this criti-
cal time, ] began using Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon was cured"
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

trouble. Too fire.
4 Quent urination
"A compelled me to
" arise at night. my
~ bladder became In
famed and I suf-
~ fered severe paiD.
~ When | began us
XF ing Doan's Kidney
~ Pills / passed a
y gravel stone three
an Inch and variegated
After this my trouble
The Lamar register., 1911-02-01

GIVEN UP TO DIE.

Mrs. NJ. A. Jenkins. Quanah.
Tex. says: Il was bloated al
most twice my natural size.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
Nice Cool Story for a Hot Day

These hot spells make one think Of cold
snaps by contrast" said veteran survivor
Of twenty years Of boarding house, which
recalls a heart tragedy OF last autumn
brought about by one OF these same snaps
Ny resting place then was In a house
where abode 4 certain maiden lady, un-
certain az 10 age: the most casual inEpec-
ton, however. served to show she had been
left at the post in the matrimonial race
open TO entries under q When the leaves
in the park were beginning 10 turn there
came thither a new b0Arder from the west
He had spent the morning Of his life and
q good part Of the afternoon on an Indian
reservation. where female loneliness was
measured solely by the ability OF a squaw
to chop wood and fetch water. and even
while his trunk was being bumped up the
front stairs the maiden lady read In his
eyes the Joyous birth Of that bhssful-wen,
she looked good 10 him, al right, bAshful
though he was, not being used 10 that kind
Forthwith she annexed him; started IN
on a campaign OF education. and IN a
fortnight had graduated him from nickel
Odeons ana ice cream sOdas 10 problem
plays and cut flowers with an occasional
look in a. The jewelers.. OF course. il WA
q one-sieed affair from the drop Of the
1
with q bank account against an eastern
maiden lazy vita her mind made up By
the middle OF October she was sporting =
blue diamond and putting the finishing
touches on the troasseau
The wedding was 70 be pulled off AT
half past seven IN the morning SOS they
could catch the nins-thizty for the west
Also II was 70 be quiet affair; nobody
present but the landlsdy and myself-and.
OF course the p4rsOn person and the bride
and this western party defendant
The night before the threatened event
II turned bitter cold and the boarding
house furnace got suIky and went out IL
was a shiyering, blue-n osed bunch Of Us
that gathered In the parior next morning
al except the bridegroom: he was missing.
We waited an unpardOnabIe fifteen min
utea. while the BRIDE grew snuffly and the
landlady got sour and the parson got cross.
Finally the landlady went up 10 the room
Of the delinquent one-and prscipitstsiy re-
turned IN highly nervous state. sxclAim-
ing that In reply 70 her raDpings there had
come from within merely a confused sput-
tsring Of tumbled ineoherences which put
her % fight
We neE 40 the stairs az the heels Of the
anxious bride ana beat a euAdruple tattoo
upon the doomed mans door. only 70 be
answered b. a babbnng confusion Of IN
oouth sounds that pushed The bride 70 me
brink Of Mysteries SnAtehing a chair. she
mounted il. gAzsd for = moment over the
traHsom-and then. with a Whinny, fsll
back IN a dead faint. ] leaPed Upon the
char, and. peeEdng iAt0 the T0On. l saw
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

In the glitter1ng summer weather q pretty
girl in white paced the promenade deck OF
a liner
Il perceive" said q friend. that you
have cotton in your ears May I ask Ehy?"
Yes, you may ask" she said. IF you
don't mind being impoIite- But, impolite
or not. III answer You I have cotton in
my ears TO ward off seasickness."
The friend gulped- You don't say he
cried, hopefully.
Yes. do say. Many years ago q ship
conveyed a cargo OF deaf nUtes from Bos-
ton TO Liverpool. and not one of the deaf
mutes got seasick- This caused the ships
doctor TO put on his thinking cap. He
stuffed the ears Of 4 SeAsick voyager with
cotton, and the voyaser. thus deafened.
got right Up from his sick bed and ate a
seven-course dinner. Since that time II
has been realized that the stomach nerves
ard the nerves OF hearing are In sympathy.
and by dulllng the hearing OF the seasiek
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
Irritations

A close observer has complied q list Of
domestic irritatO1s- Here are = few Of
them:
II Is irritating 70 her 70 find his cigar
stumps IN the flower pots.
To have him 50 and wash Up Just a. din
nsr Is announced
To have him at on a tilted chair. or
lay his head On the sofa cushions
To have him draw designs on her fresh
tablecloth while waiting for his meals
II is Irritating TO aim 70 md No salt
or pepper IN the shaksrz
To Jump cut Of the ha4htub and tina nc
towels A. hand
To be caught under the chin By the
elotheshne when passing through ths
kitchen In the dark
To have hot coffee placed before him
when he has thirty seconds to catch the
train. and cold coffee when he has al the
me there iA-BOston Transcript
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

He Is the kind OF q male too utterly mean.
90 dAspardly. too impish for words be
urns a girls natural longing for love TO
ais own cruel uses
Nearly always be has the outward sem
GLANCE Of a hero. But his black heart Is
he heart Of a craven Ael never Ike him.
And girls. cursously enough. defend HIM
.ndeed. he is not born q scoundrel; he 10
made one by the Indulgence OF women
IL Is a habit Of his to win from a girl
he expressions OF affection which she
wants 70 give only 10 the right man He is
aast master OF the art Of creating Occa-
aons thar viii make II possible for him
o secure the emotional excinement which
ae Graves as a drunkArd Graves hquor.
II the melting harmony OF a love song
drifting along on the warm currents Of
he summer night wind. he knows how 10
make the song seem the expression of his
owe for the girl beside him He selects
young, good. love-crAving victims. eau
hOusly he lays biz hAnd over q small hand
On the porch rail- II the girl starts and
arAws away. he laughs At her. tells her she
IS ''ehilcish. silly
stung by the hAlf-indulgent taunt she
aOes not shrink from his next earess. II is
30 easy 70 believe that he loves when he
tells II % well Even II one OF those pro-
tsetive instincts. which long line Of con-
Veution-respecting ancestors may have de-
Eel0ped. warns her that he takes too much
tor what he gives, the other instinct which
nature planted in the hearts Of women be-
fore conventions were thought OF rises to
sverpowsr IL
And the insidisas devil besides her tells
DER that she need not fear her own yield
ing 20 him; that nature Is the great mother
who tells her to answer his love with hers.
He speaks Of the birds and the flowers.
He opens her eyes 20 the JOY and the ease
~ them Response 10 natures Law. He lUllz
~ fear with n tender consideration thar
Gems TO her the height OF protectivs and
shivzlrie treatment
And. when he knows that her fear
asleep and the imperative. allurtng call
hsr heart is sounding through her CO
Sci0uxnezs. he takes what he has 50 inse
l0usly sought- HIS kisses touch her for,
head. he iifts her face and. gazing In.
her eyes with glance that has the hypro
ism Of his animAlism. he presses his hp
On herA
Maybe. he does not know the dspth Of IA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

Bleat of the Innocent Bystander

Isn't that Just Ike Paris. refusing TO
allow any more statues wearing frock
,oats TO be erected there exclaimed the
Regular Fellow.
Not even a coat Of rust" added the In
socent Bystsnder. And as for letting a
statue get covered with a coat Of green.
Eho ever saw any Paris green statues7
They would be deadly. Clothes may make
the man. but not the statue. says our Paris
authority. and who ought to Know more'
20 BE- sure a frock coat frequently goes
with q solid Csrarra marble bean. but hav-
ng q marble or bronze dome doesn't neces-
ssrily carry with Il the frock coat And
heaven knows. some OF the imrnortals who
rave been inmortailzed by posterity after
starving to death never had a frock coat 70
rang up with uncle. or history might have
been different
This IL going 70 be an awful crash 20 the
ourneymen sculptors who turn out modern
celebrities in bronze marble or other ap-
yroprtAte commodities. And it's going 70
,ut a lot Of contemporary great men to the
plush II they have 70 be sculped as modern
Apollos. Hercules and other careless
lressers
ITS going 70 take away the incentive &c
be great. too. one Of the main prizes which
saused men 70 be prominent citizens,
pioneer founders OF foundrfes, eminent
diplomats or dipsomats. captain Of in
iustry who passed away before an investi-
cation set in. and other activities 81 the
sreat-one OF the main incentives I say
Eas that some sculptor who needed the
money would mix and bake a statue 70
how future generations how the great man
ooked when he was dressed up.
You stumble across them everywhere
lcattered - ound public squares and parks
where they assist the police IN soaring the
;hildren off the grass In enduring bronze
u unendurable marble they stand forth
n their Henry Clay stocks. bell Ekirted
rock coats and pants-not trousers. YOU
couldn't dignity those cylinders as trousers
the legs are case in stove pipe and stuck
yut at the bottom OF the frock coat
Those frock coats never saw the tailor
ron and 1 don't blame the artistic Pari-
Ute for putting the Indian sign on them
seeing how closely they resemble Indian
agns OF cigar stores. But at the same time
doubt II we can get our modern great
men who must be sculped to pose as Gre
ian mythology. This summer weather Is
good time to suggest taking the coats OF
aatusry. but give q look at the modern
male as he wHdes In to the ocean and tell
ne IL he is fit 70 be copied unadorned."
We'll whatll we DO II we don't have
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

Il saw the westerner. very mush in dis
habiIle. lowering over a bonfire OF mAtche
blazing on the hearth, trying TO thaw on
q double set Of false teeth frozen fast in
water glass and making efforts TO sweas
through his t0othless gums.
We'll we swapped off the parson for
doctor pretty quick and he had to wori
on her an hour before she could sit up ans
ask where the other party was. Where wa
he? Why. meantime he'd slipped down IN,
back stairs and caught that $50 train. wir
ing back from the Ute reservation TO for
ward his trunk by express and his teeth b.
mail.
But ] never have been dead certain
whether this balk Of hts was accidentaI.'-
Boston Herald
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
HON. BROWN. voxAGER
Oar Senator Takes n Trip
And Learns n Heap
Ah,uf ThfmrE

(From a staff Correspondent.)
WASHINGTON. July IL
SPECIAL - Travel certainly
does broaden 4 man Hon
Brown s recent ocean voyage
was really one OF discovery. not
the leasr feature Of II being
that Hon. Taft IS q widely
Travelled gentleman Inasmuch
as Hon. Taft circled the globe
several times while he was
training % be president. made
several trips 70 the Philip
pines and 90 Panama and has
visited about every cross
roads and telegraph station
II the United States since he
was elected. As wei as before.
the discovery on par Of Hon
Brown In this regard r. al
most As remArkable - his
ether disclosure that Hon.
Tan 10 really q great man II
would pay TO have more OF
cur hon senator's take these
little ulpa
Hon Lowbeck was pretty
lucky 10 draw his firEt special
assignment On q mission that
would take him back 10 the
home folks This gives him
a visit with no danger OF be-
ing dOcked for loss Of time
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
LOrettas Looking Glass Holds it Up the InsidOu

own degradation IL is the lOathing with
which the girl regards him when she is
out from under his spell A Shiny snake,
= loGthsome leper could not be more hate
ful TO her.
She has the sense 10 know that he took
advantage of natures outreAching. And
be abused IL. He wrested a great splendid
force 70 serve his own ignobls ends. he Is
Like the butterfly that fits from one bios
som to another. But the nOEer has nc
mind and does not burn with outraged
pride at having VaSrant butterfly sip ttS
honey.
We have had that what win a man
think Of you II you allow him liberties
preached at Us til we have almost for
gotten that what We think Of . man who
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
No Luck at All

I never do have any such luck as the
other boys complained young Harold.
why. ] am surprised" answered his
mother. You have roller skates. a BIZ
cycle, foot ball suit and a ticket to the
gymnasium Some boys would think them
selves very lucky IL they had those things
Yes, but Willie Standings house
burned down. and he helped save things!
Tom Andersons house was robbed. and ne
heard the burglar, And Jack Turner is
sick. and the neighbors are carrying ice
cream and stuff 20 himr'-New York
Times.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
CLIMATE AND COLLEGE
How the ShaHenberEer
Boom Has Affected the
n-a@-u - a~aa-

prom a staff Correspondent
LINCOLN, July n-(SDe-
ciAl.)-Ashton c. Shslleu-
bergers senatorial boom Is
having q direct effect on the
crop prospects or Nebraska
1t the last session OF the
legislature Shallenbe lied
up his political prospects with
an appropriation for The es-
tAblishment Of a new agriSul-
uuFal college and experiment
station in western Nebraska.
This institution was finally
located AZ Curtis, Wtn.rs II Vas
the belief splendid opportunity
for dry farming existed since
II was settled that Curtis was
70 have the new school moth
ing but rain has fallen cut
there. Seventeen inches since
April first, capped with a
f0ur-tnch fall On Thursday
nlght is = pretty fair record
for q dry town What
90 you suppose would have
happened II Curtis had been
In the rain beltr'
II shAllenberEsr's boom
grows IN prOpOrtlon. he ought
70 Be elected unanlm0usly. II
u also suggested that a few
81 these stAt1onn be estAb-
Ashed along the Missouri
river.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
THE BUSBLE BEE.


A peruser who signs him
self one Who Wants 70
Know, sends 4 postal card
10 this shaft OF light 70 in
guirs what sort Of personal
liberty II IS that compeis
HIM 70 breathe dead cigar
smoke a. hotels and other
places. ne especially refers
70 those who smoke cigarettes
as 'brainless puppets.
80 The liberty he refers 70 IL
one OF The inherent rights Of
mar AZ may be questioned II
a man has the absolute
right TO smoke in pubic
places. when BY 50 doing he
Is offending others. Yet the
custom has 50 fixed itself that
Il - not likely that Il Will be
abandoned. because a few OBJ
3ecL IN this regard il may
be questioned IL II is not bet-
ter 70 discommode the few
than the many.
As 70 cigarettes, q great
many smokers consider them
objectionable. but all who
smoke them are not brAlnless,
nor OF feeble frame. Ye
Editor prefers a pipe. but he
knows lolE Of good fellows
who Ike the coffin aAn-"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
Dramatic CIas.ificaeaona

Least Popula--Bad plays about good
people.
More PopuIar-GoOd plays about good
people.
stnl More Popular-Bad plays about bad
people.
Most Popular>-Good plays about bad
peoplA-Metropolitsn
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

Hcr dAy Is past you say You're crazy.
Your 5udGensnrs Wsaki your nand u hkzy
vim exercises zhs h finished.
Rut tntsrsst IN hsrs nst dlzintzhsd
she's not the sweat Sri grAduA1e
sho Vas; but stop q moment wait.
Ths day she hzd chAf little say
Was merely her commencement 9ayi
New Tork telegram
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

7 suppose. senator" said the beauttfu
girl. you have succeeded in your poiitica
career by always being 1t the night plae
81 the night time"
We'll, no." the statesman replied. -
am rather inclined 10 attribute my succea
TO the fact that have generally been Abh
70 find out just a little before they stAEtas
which way my constituents were going
Chicago Record Herald
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

takes liberties counts for something.
And the male Hght-o'-love IL worse even
than the female flirt He IL the active
sinner. He takes the initiative. He prae-
tees his false wooing upon girls who are
IMMERSED in their own natures and the
nature Of men. It's taking a white-hvered.
craven advantage. and the recreant who
does If is a thing for decent men and all
girls TO hate,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
Donahae.

In the meantime nothing has
occurred 10 change the opinion
expressed BY The Bundle Bee
months aEO that Chief DonA-
hue IL the most efficient head
the Omaha police force ever
haf
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

The High5row-You have been in STRAIT
fOrdf Then you remember nat psssAgs
rrom shAkespezre-
Mrs Riehqutcks-NO; NE didn't take IL
We came BY another rOuts.-Puck-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
To Cure Seasickness

their illness in many cases has been made
to disappear
Where's some cotton? It's worth trying
the friend said, as he hurried away
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

Among the list Of names not
On the dsmocrHtie roll call
prepared tn advance for the
DouglAs county convention, ne
note thoBs Of Jerry HoWAri
ana Doc Tanner Can Il be
that Boss Tom really fears?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

Hon ShorWeIl may not have
accomplished Enuch Of any-
thing else. but he surely made
soEhe OF the other fellows
come cut into the open- Thai
VIII help some
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

MrA Subbubs-But why must you leave
Us. Mary? Don't you IKE IL out here7
servant-WeH ma am. it's al right days
but nights it's awful have TO pun the
bedeiothes over my head ana ears to shut
out the dead silence
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14
Pnee.

About the only commodity
on which the price has not
been advanced on account Of
the hot weather IL hard coal.
But there's time enough for
that yet
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

He-So young March and his father are
carrying on the business?
She-Yes. The old man runs the business
while the young man does the carrying on.
New York Globe.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

ccats on stasnssT' demanded the Regular
Fellow.
Better draw the mantle Of charity
around them replied the Innocent BY
stzndcr
tCopyriEht. 1911 BY the n. 7. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

Miss Alexander walker has completed her
forty ninth year q teacher ~ Franklin,
Pa For forty-three years. or since 1858. she
has taught in one building and for twenty
two years In one room
Miss Walker notified the board that she
would not be an applicant for NEXT year. II
Is estimated Miss walker has taught over
Z0Oe persons
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-07-14

II the city can supply water
and hight and DO other similar
The plan might vel be tried-