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The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1911-06-08
ROASTER
WRECKED
BUILDING

A peanut roaster in front of Jim
Longevan's confectionery blew up
Sunday night and tore out the front OF
building. The roaster was blown to
smithereens and Jim is still gather
ing up the atoms. No one was injur-
ed, tho there was some excitment for
a time.
Some fine blooded porkefs have
been shipped in by Granville farmers
this spring.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1911-06-08
WILL CHEAT THE UNDERTAKEN.

WILL CHEAT THE UNDERTAKES
If you want to keep in the good
graces of the good-natured aviator
Dewey Dorman, when you meet hin
don't look sympathetic and offer tc
hire the undertaken, because his serv
ices won't be needed.
During the past few days, no less
than 500 people have jollied me about
the new monoplane, and hardly with
out exception they have very kir
offered to secure the services of the
undertaken Now this is getting a lit
tie tiresome, for I am going to fly
and J won't give the undertaken a jon
for some time to come, either Mr..
Dorman said to an, Independent repre-
sentative. "This talk OF course CRATES
On a fellows nerves and while I know
it is given with the kindliest inten
tions, am getting awfully tired of it. ,
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1911-06-08
DEVILS LAKE SATURDAY AND
SUNDAY

Devils Lake will play here Saturday
evening and Sunday afternoon. This
is one of the very fastest teams in the
state and the K. C.'s will have to go
along some to beat the aggregation.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1911-06-08
DR.. MccANNEL's BROTHER.

I9+E.s..s- - !N-EHW DIES
A. J. Macarthur of Calgary, Alta. :,
broth er-in-law of Dr.. A. J. MCDANIEL,
died Monday after an illness of pneu-
monia. DR.. McCannel, accompanied
by his neice, Alice Campbell, left for
Calgary to attend the funeral which
was held Wednesday.
The deceased was a prominent real
estate dealer in Calgary.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1911-06-08

Even Holmes Of Williston, while At
tempting to board the dinky at Mon
dak, Mont. lost foot under the train.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
SOCCER Teams
SHOW WEAKNESS
Champion Punahous Make
Sorry Showing But Win
High School Team Best
SATURDAYS RESULTS.
Punahou 2, Healani o.
Hiqh School 3, KAN Alumni o.

What about is?' Is the question
the soccer men were asking one an
other Saturday night. after the OPEN
Ing games Of the season.
The answer Is that there are apt to
be some pretty fierce shake-ups In the
team standings and goal records from
last year. The double-header played
at Moiliili brought out two facts with
startling ana disconcerung d'stihct-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
FAT men HAVE
FUN TRAINING

Fat men, old men and Just ordinary
men who can walk or think they can
walk, are getting into shape for tho
annual Kalakaua avenue walking race,
which win be pulled Off next Sunday
afternoon. The course will be 3-4
miles as usual, and there Is "A list Of
prizes almost as long AZ the course.
The class having the best prepare
tory time are the fat men. Their
training consists of six meals a day.
including plenty Of potatoes. starchy
foods and candy, and at least three
gallons of malt beverages. They fig
ure that the fatter they are the more
credit It will be to win the race, and
that no amount of real training would
make much difference anyway. A
cheerful theory, which adds much to
the pleasure of athletics.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11

landed n right hook to the neck that
rocked Gilnore's head. but he stepped
back again. and the Frisco boy,
stcadying himself, rushed In and fair
iy beat down the others defense For
three quarters of "A minute Hoao was
groggy and staggering round hanging
to the ropes, and when the gong sound
ed he was down on one knee taking
the count, with little chance of last
ing more than few seconds even II
he came up at all.
Hawaiian Came Back.
IIoao seemed all In when he came up
FOR the ninth. and was half blinded by
a big cut over his left eye, which Gil
more took particular pains to open up
again In the first thirty seconds OF
milling. The Hawaiian was game Ia
the core, however. and managed to
stall out the period. getting appreci-
ably stronged as the round advanced
The tenth was about an even break
and 50 was the eleventh. although both
boys were 30 tired that they couldn't
put any sting into their attack. Gil
more cut loose some nasty upper cuts
but they whizzed by harmlessly. The
twelfth was another hummer. with
Hoao getting better all the time. He
had Gilmore very wobbly on his pins
when the gong rans. and had the best
of the last minute of the round.
This was the first fight that Gil
more has had under clean break rules
and Il was apparent that not being
allowed to put his knowledge of In
lighting to use bothered him a lot
Both boys did good deal of hugglng
and were apt to hang on In the
clinches.
Prince of Fort Shafter got deci-
sion over Wright of Camp Very after
four rather tame rounds. MISSY
Blanch put Harry School, whom he
outweighcd twenty pounds, to sleep In
the first round with a rafting right to
the jaw. Woodland n Fort Shafter
soldier, took the count from Jackie
Clark of the tug Navajo, In the last
period Of scheduled six-round go.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11

All. youth must he served. my masters,
Each day must have his play,
The final curtain fall upon
The maddest merriest play:
The surcst runner Of them all
Grows lame and stin of limb.
The champion bows his vanquished
head
When Old Age seizes him
All. youth must he served. my masters;
The years roll quickly by.
The glorious triumphs of tho past
In dark oblivion lie.
Fresh favoritcs wear the laurel
wreaths
OF track and stage and ring:
Hark To the cry, "The king IL dead,
Long live the new crowned king!"
A Nd so passes Antoine Kaoo. the
N grand old "Waialua Horse"
n whose prodigious feats OF run
ming have been the marvel Of
two generations Of Islanders. The I'M
firing legs that carried the sturdy Ha-
waiian over the miles of road between
Honolulu and Waialua when he was
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11

Here Is the announcement fol
Founders week at Kamehameha.
Founders Day memorial services
Bishop Memorial Chapel, December
II, at II a. m.
Mausoleum exercises. Tuesday, De
cember 10, 10 a. m.
Luau, Wednesday, December 20,
p. m. In gymnasium.
Agricultural building open for in
spection, Tuesday and Wednesday.
Athletic events, December 81, 20
%.
Christmas service, December "a
Bishop Memorial Chapel.
Athletic events and military camp
December $500.
New term OF School. January
1911.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
~sulLETiN ADS PAv-

DR.. Fred Steen, Osteopath. Metro
pole building, Alakea street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
The Bulletins Page of Sports
MARYLAND vs.. "TOwNIES,

: The crack football eleven of the
= cruiser Maryland will have it's
= chance on the gridiron next Sat
: urday. with the recently organ
: lied team of former football
: stars as opponents.
Z The "Townies" sprung a big
: surprise Saturday last by run
{ ming up score of Is to on the
: West Virginia. Considering the
: fact that the locals. although
: good individual players some
3 years ago. had hardly any prac-
, tice as a team, and knew little
: Of the modern style of play. the
, result was very encouraging to
, the team, and they now feel
, ready to take on the Maryland
, champions.
, The Town crowd held closely
, to the football of ten years ago.
; but this proved effective against
, the weak line of the West vir-
, ginia.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
SAILOR TO BOX ENGINEER

Although the men of the Pa
Y cific fleet are not allowed to
= take part in ring events ashore.
Y there Is no bar on scrapping
= aboard ship, when the necessary
= permission Is secured.
This gives n chance to bring
Y together Jim Fox. the West vir-
= ginia's star punch trader. and
= Eddie Mcguire, the Fighting
= Engineer" Mcguire has been :
Z seen in two red-hot bouts here
' recently with Jim McGrath, the
= soldier scrappcr. Fox has been
= seen In the ring too, but only
= as the third man inside the
= ropes, he having refereed two Of
, the preliminary bouts at the Or :
: pheum theater Saturday night.
, II was at that time that Ma
, CURES challenge was given and :
. accepted
; There Is u lot of interest in :
: boxing among the men of the
; fleet, and regret is expressed
: among the men that no more
: shore fights are permitted. The
: officers say, however. that the
: new ruling is good thing for
+ all concerned, AZ some Of the
: jackies were becoming profess
; sional pugs, and spending too
: much time on padded canvas and
= too little time In hammock can
: vas.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11

Absolute cleanliness Is maintained
In every department OF the Honolulu
Dairymen's Association dairys and the
milk Is electrically treated assuring a
rich pure milk.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11

Tho matter OF the payment OF an
old claim has been brought up again
In the Federal court The copy Of a
petition has been filed by william
Ehlers and others for the payment Of
si62,354A7 as loss sustained by the
burning Of the Hawaiian bark Har-
vest In 1866 at Ascension Island by
the Shenandoah.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
CADET eNcAMPMeNT.

The Kamehameha Cadet Battalion
will go into camp during the last part
Of December either at Camp Damon.
Moanaiua. or at Fort Ruger The site
has not yet been decided upon. While
In camp the cadets will go through
strict military duties.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-12-11
dope WAS WRONG
IN MARATHON
RACE
Neither Fitzgerald Nor Kaoo
Run to Form and Soldier
king WinS-Sl0W Time

The long postponed marathon race,
which after nearly two months OF de-
lay was pulled off yesterday afternoon
before some 1000 spectators. was pro-
ductive of a general form upset. In
the first place the race was looked on
by a majority Of those who take an
interest In the distance game as an
easy thing for either Jimmie F'itzger-
aid or Antoine Kaoo. As II turned out
Fitz was second, 8 minutes 40 seconds
behind Soldier King. while Kaoo was
still jogging along poor third, some
four miles behind the leaders. when
the crowd filed out OF the park.
King ran a splendid race, and de-
serves all the credit that can be given
him. but II was a pitifully slow mar
athon--time 3 hours II minutes 10
secondhand those who saw Fitzger-
aid wabble through the last miles and
finish In a heap, unable to stand with
out support. readily admit that there
was something radically wrong with
the game little Canadian. As to the
sturdy "waialua Horse" he wasn't
considered In the running after the
tenth mile, and at the eighteenth he
stopped to a walk. evidently Distress
ed by "a stitch In his side. Kaoo's own
record for the 26 miles 1856 yards IL
3:12, and the fact that he finished
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F" was ~" rHHseraius race up 10
twenty miies' UP 10 mat distance ne
was running more Easily ana III pe'.
.er FORM .hai' any OF 'he o'hers' ana
,o'Ne" ao.e !" 'as' 'he iast cruc".
srnu whe" 'he scorcooara showea
twenty n'"es ior f"zseraid' MING nio
'o". "'e'een ''ies anu '"ur 'aps VI '"e
o,r,,ao,, LIE. "a a.. =. IN -
were punched In the running. Fitz-
gerald's time for the twenty was n
string of deuces. a:22:22. while King
covered the same distance I'm .:25:Oa
At the twenty first mile King seemed
to be coming back. and at eli he
closed a lap on the leader. In exactly
another mile he had closed another
circuit and was on even terms with
the Canadian. At the twenty-tbird
mile Kings name and time were shout
ed through the megaphone ms leader
for the first time, and at 2s-s he
iappcd the tired Jimmie. From then
ON the race was N processIon. with
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10
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ome-h1f cap batter, IL cnts gran
MATED sass,,,,. : eajp MIX, Pears Eoay-..
2 lsse! keastoosfalS x c Baking Poft-
der. I cap Of n.t msGss chopped IRE;
asaiiSs 81 : eggs, 6eases d,y.
Sift -four and baking powder together.
three times. Cream the butter. add the
sugar: then alternately, the milk and
the -four mixture; lastly the whites of
eggs and the nut meats. Bake in
sheet in shallow pan thirty or forty
minutes. When cold cover with the
icing and decorate with whole nut meats.
This is also en- EXCELLENT white cake rScipe
when nuts are omitted.
Chocolate Iclri
ose cup .gyonaictsI sugar, ;. ounce
chocolate; ukisc Of egg, beaten dr.:
x kraspo0nfas s,a.sila eri,aaet; 4 enb
sndasy.
Stir the sugar. chocolate and water
until the mixture boils; cover and let
boil three minutes. Uncover and let
boil till when tested in cold water a soft
ball may be formed; beat into the white
OF egg, then beat until cold, add vanilla.
The nut caramel fs,ssing given on page forty
OF the c Cooks Book may be used in place Of
the chocolate frostinE. if desired. A copy Of
the Cooks Book. handsomely illustrated I, o
colors will be mailed free. If you will send the
coiored certificate packed in 2s-cert cans Of Z
Baking Powder TO the JAouEs MIRO. Co.,
Chicago. az
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10
Notice to Voters

A mass meeting of citizens of the
Independent school district of Keo-
kuk win be held Saturday evening,
March II. 1911. at 100 o'clock. at the
county court house. for the purpose Of
nominating candidates for school di-
rectors 10 be voted on at the annual
election to be held Monday, March 10,
1911.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10
i,f+.+.t+iI++S.s.S..f4i.+++4*s.sss..s
. !
Would You Gain a Pound ;
A weekfor hree Roaths? ]
. ;;

Then begin taki@g regularly three
grain hypo-nuclane tablets. which are
made from a health-germ of ordinary
yeast and combined with hypophos-
l3-.ites and an absorptive phosphorus.
PHYSICIANS and chemists assert that
this tablet is very largely used Aor in-
creasing the weight and Improving the
nervous system because Of its aid to
uigesuon. assimilation and absorption.
The food elements which go to make
blood and solid tissue is retained when
TINS treatment is regularly used for
several months. Most physicians and
apcthecary shops supply them in sealed
packages.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10

dABrETrl:
Order Gold Asdsl Flour IL your folks ar.
Derniekisy abOi their ytetaaia- sAILrAsa
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10
TIE short-lived Pin.

By q series of experiments conduct
ed on his estate French investigator
has discovered that pins go the way
of all flesh and are resolved into dust
Hairpins, which the experimenter
watched for 1874 days. disappear at the
end Of that time. having been resolved
into ferrous oxide. brownish rust,
which was blown away by the wind.
Bright pins took nearly IS months to
disappear; polished steel needles near
" two years and half; brass pins
had but little endurance; steel pens
at the end of 15 months had nearly
gone, While their wooden holders
were still intact. Pencils. with which
he also experimental. suffered little
By exposure; the lead was unframed
and the cedar almost as good as new
Human Life.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10
Nut Cake
Simply Delicious

By lY,S. Janet 7teksensse Hill, Editor of
The Boston Cooking School lKagn.-inS
In giving this recipe, Mrs. Hill be-
lieves it to be one of the best all-around
cake recipes it has been her good for
tame to make. The simplicity and uni
forinly good results Will appeal to every
housewife
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-03-10

Paia-Away-Pills relieve headache and
periodical pains. All druggists sell them.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
A Famous English Clock.

Wells cathedral contains one of the
most interesting clocks in the whole
world 1t was constructed by Peter
Lightfoot. monk. in 1920 and en-
braces many devices which testify to
the ancient horoiogist's ingenuity.
Several celestial and terrestrial bodies
are Incorporated in the interesting
movement and relationship. They in
dictate the hours of the day, the age
Of the moon and the position of the
planets and the tides. When the clock
strikes the hour two companies of
horsemen fully armed dash out OF
gateways in opposite directions and
charge vigorously. They strike with
their lances as they pass as many
times as correspond with the number
Of the hour. 4 little distance away.
seated on Il high perch, is quaint
figure, which kicks the quarters on
two bells placed beneath his feet and
strikes the hours On bell. The dial
of the clock is divided into twenty
four hours and shows the phases of
the moon and a map of the universe
Harpers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Jefferson cavio and His r,srve..

Jefferson Davis shrank from the
sight of every form OF suffering, eveD
in Imagination. When the BABES Ii
the Wood was first read to him, a
grown man. i'll time of Illness, he
would not endure the horror Of it,
His sympathy with the oppressed was
almost abnormal. so that says Mrs
Davis, 1T was difficult matter to
keep order with children and serv
ants" All this shows that he was
nervous. sensitive. which is a terrible
handicap to a leader of men. He Suf-
fered always from nervous dyspepsia
and neuralgia and came home from
his office fasting. a mere mass OF
throbbing nerves AL perfectly ex
hausted." He was keenly susceptible
to the atmosphere about him. especial
~ to the moods of people. abnormal
ly sensitive to disapproval. Even Il
childs d.'lLIr0ydi Is o. aSed him.
And Mrs. Davis admits that this sen
sitiycness AID acute feeiin-; of being
mis-: ..dSed made him reserved and IN
app:oachanle. 1t made him touchy a:
to his dignity aA'o. and there are sto
ries of his cherishing Il grudge TO
some Insignificant or imagined Sigh
and Furnishing the author of it.-Gama
liel Bradford. Y. in Atlantic.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Irvina srd HIS Money.

John Hare, the z lglish actor, sail
that one of the failings charged I
trving's account was that of extrari
gance-that he did not know the valu
IF money. 1t il quite true he did no
know the value of money for himscl
but he knew its value to others. Ht
knew its value TO the poor and help
less, and to these he gave with 1;
lavish hand.
Once, not long before his death
playing a three nights engagement il
an unpretentious midland town, hi>
habit was to drive nightly to the thea
ter "a very short distance from his
hoteD in the same dilapidated fly. TIL,
fare was a shilling. The conveyance
was shabby, the driver old, poor and
worn out. At the conclusion of the
engagement. on entering his hotel, Try
ing said to the landlord, Have YOU
paid the cabman?'' Yes, Sir Henry
what did you give him for himself?'
Il gave him half a crown, Sir Henry
"Give him a sovereign" was the re
joinder; 'he drives very well, and ht
doesn't drive often"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

''X" Beidler. the old vigilante leader
Of Montana. was elected sheriff of
Lewis and Clark county, in which Hell
ena is situated During Beidler's
incumbency the Jail was rebuilt ard
one of the new fashioned steel cages
for the prisoners installed Beidler
invited all the notables down to see
the cage when it was completed. The
governor and tie state and city Off
Gals and many. prominent citizens &C.
cepted the invitation "X'' took them
into a cage and excused himself for a
minute. He went out and locked the
door Then he took a chair and sat
down outside.
Now. dern We" he said to the i'm
prisoned notables. we've bin edgin'
off lately when l was tellin my stories
of the old days an not lstenin' to 'em.
Now reckon yell listen"
He kept them there three hours
until he had told his whole budget of
tales.-Philadelphia Saturday Evening
Post
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Max O'Reils Reply.

Max O'Rell at a dinner in Montreal
at which We're present English, Scotch.
Irish and French was asked to give
his opinion of the different races.
Here is the answer he gave on the in
slant
1.-The Scotchman." he said, and he
clinched his right hand tightly and
pretended to try to force it open with
his left. THE Englishman''- And he
went through the same performance.
opening the hand at the end after an
apparent struggle. The Irishman"-
And he held out his hard wide open.
with the palm upward "The French
man And he made q motion with
both hands as if he We're emptyine
them on the table.
There was not word Of explana
ton, but all understood thoroughly arc
had hearty laugh.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Necss ard LED, cf hniras.,.


With few e@celitions there i; marx
ed equality hetH-eel tls' length Ct the
necks and Of the legs Of boil, birds aai
quadrupeds. and whether they he long
or short is determined chiefly by the
place where the animal must go fer
its food. This is especially noticeable
in beasts that feed constantly upon
grass, in which case the necl; has Just
a slight advantage in that it cannot
hang perpendicularly down Croco-
diles, lizards and fish have practically
no necks. Fowls that feed in the
water also offer, an example Of this
correspondence between the members.
with the exception Of swans and geese
and some Indian birds. which gather
their food fro.n the bottom of pools
and must have long necks for that rur-
rcSe. wl;ilc the short LEGS make it
mere convenient for them to swim
pietetc ard iIygielic Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
SehooIboy BIunders.

The University Correspondent re
Gently offered prize for schoolboy
mistakes. Here are a few examples:
Mute, inglorious Milton epi
taphs are used by a writer who was
envious of Millions being poet orient.
He finds sermons in stones" express
es the same idea as Wordsworth's
1.-The restless stone chat all day long is
heard" Calvin was a noted scientist
and peer, who died lately. Naples is
an independent state in the north Of
India. Shakespeare made a mistake
in mentioning Galen, who did not live
until hundred years after his time.
The feminine of fox is foxhen. John
Burns was the name Of one of the
claimants to the throne of Scotland in
the reign of Edward l. The pyramids
are a range of mountains between
France and Spain. The three highest
mountains in Scotland are Ben Nevis,
Ben Lomond and Ben Jonson. Wolsey
saved his life by dying on the way
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Too Precious.

makers to his majesty" and 'fm.
ported" are words that carry much
weight to many minds. 1t is strange
what a glory Il foreign label can cast
upon commonplace article The fact
Of commodity having crossed the wa
ter, however. is not taken quite 50 Sc
riously today as it was some fifty OF
sixty years ago. VI. G. - s'ilsbee
gives an instance in her a Half Cen
fury In Salem"
Miss Ann NJ. Rust was one CT the
two miliners. She had Il iar;e coliec-
ton of finery. shelves full OF handsome
ribbons and glass showcases of rich
embroideries. besides tie inevitable
bonnets. Once she i,-1~orted GUAM
tity of exquisite Ere Ii caps. The
strings were somewhat crushed in tbs
transit across the ocean. The caps
were quickly disposed Of. An aunt
bought one. and Miss Rust innocently
observed that a warm iron would
make the creases all right"
What" Indignantly exclaimed the
aunt. Smooth a crease made in Paris
No. indeed; never.''