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The Washington times., 1911-06-07
Loretta's Looking Glass

xxOU have the OLD FAITHFUL gey-
Y ser Of the Yellowstone beaten.
He gushes every fifteen minutes
or so. And his enthusiasm takes liquid
form and is hot. You gush-all the
time you are awake. And It's WARM
MOLASSES!
Some time or another in the history
of people and their speech, the word
"G1RL1E' may have had a kind of in
innate and charming tenderness. But
since your active Jaws have seized 1t
and slapped and shattered and slushed
1t all over anything female that hap
pens to come in your way without doing
you actual violence. the word has
grown obnoxious. And that quaint
Scotch word "dearie"! How you have
debased It!
Showed the Press Lines
A well-self-impressed lady, In a satin
suit that showed the press lines of a
hundred dollar tailor, was buying lace
at a counter. She debated between
two pieces and, finally, flung one over
each shoulder and stood before a mir
ror studying the effect.
II think this suits me best" she said
with a decisiveness that indicated that
she was a law. unto~herself and fully
satisfied with the finding.
But the clerk was a "dearie" fiend.
Yes, 1 think so, too, DEARIE," she
amended.
For one glacial instant the satin
gowned lady stared at her.
IF your taste in lace is not better
than your manners. do not care for
it." the satin-gowned said, with the cool
and calm of the politely-enraged.
She laid the laces down and went off
The saleslady stared now! It was
funny to watch her. She had no more
comprehension Of the ill-breeding She
had revealed than the satin-gowned had
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
From Adam Down

Historley-Was Patrick Henry the
originator of the sentiment, Give me
liberty or give me death?
Enspeckler-I should say not! why
that sentiment has torn the heart of
mankind ever since the earliest mar
riage
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
Dog First

Policeman-Do you have to take care
Of the dog?
Nurse Girl-No; the missus says I'm
too young and inexperienced. only
look after the children.
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
SUSPICIOUS

Dentist (after examination)-And will
you have gas, madam?
Nervous Patient-You don't suppose
I'm going TO let you tinker with my
teeth in the dark, do you?
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
He Couldn't Helm Ii

John, listened to you for half an
hour last night, while you were talk
ing in your sleep
Thanks. dear. for your self-re-
straint."
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
The New Tenant

Jonah was entering the whale.
Anyway" he rejoiced, there are no
neighbors to notice I have no furni-
ture."
Herewith he began exploring the
new fat
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
Her Answer

ct believe you would marry an idiot" !"
"If you feel so sure of 1t, why don't
you esk mar"
The Washington times., 1911-06-07

of the fact that the clerk thought the
intimate style of address was indicative
of sympathy and appreciation.
II you grille girls and "dearie''
girls do not know any better than to
The Washington times., 1911-06-07

STED among the divorce and alienation suits that
daily fill the with stories of shattered ro-
nance, dead loves and heartbreak are this week
some seven different where family influence
has been exerted to break the bonds between men
and their young wives In five of these cases the
influence has been flung into the scales of love by
the girls relatives. but in two it is the men-both
young and rich-whose parents striving to
free them from the meshes of matrimony.
What is the result? Notorety, the fare of the
police courts the staining forever of family
and the shadow of doubt and disgrace lying upon
the confidence that should exist between chill
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
OUR DEVIL WONDERS

Why mothers expect you to eat
bread and butter when they put the
pie and cake on the top Of the lunch
basket.
The Washington times., 1911-06-07

blind fiddle mean anything at all excen
that the babys alive It's the learned how
70 make far and can't blame
chime in the conversation a while
But the Fnns that the baby start,
to cry Mrs Flynn thinks its hungry and Mr. Flynn thinks
Mrs Flynn centrally and between
unsuspctn chd mouth end the
milk bottle into " ~ "e
1t Got On Mamie's Nerves
stood for about hour in that time the babv
cried eleven Each time the medicine
chest and Mrs Fynnd make dash bottle centrally
managin to have Ped into the babys Flynn
had the medicine That young had
quart milk that he didn't have the slightest desire pumped
hm while was there and shud der think what happened
him after | left if he wasn't tired O.
The ony time babys safe persecution Belle is when it's
asleep and then wouldn't FLYNN 10 wake
up and force milk It's lucky parents the poor
kids haven't enough it.
Do know, Belle wouldn't surprised half of these
lncorr gbe boys and girls kids with
the back their brains they treated before thew
learned talk the English language -'
The Washington times., 1911-06-07
Economy

Miss Old Girl-Why do you take me on
euch long, strenuous walks?
Widower-I want to reduce your size
20 that the ring will fit without altera-
ton.
The Washington times., 1911-06-07

LIE, the more of babies the more thankful
am, When look IN the glass, that the awful
things my parents must "a done TO me when wss
young and helpless didn't leave any lastin' effect
/ was over at the Flynns' las night-their
ba6ys Just about old enough to sit up and take
infants needs is sample of how l was understood
before got into short clothes, I'm glad l wasn't
old enough to appreciate it.
The trouble with most parents is thew can't
bear to see poor kid have nice, restful cry.
They don't realize that to baby cryin' its head off
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
JUDGE kNAEBEL
PASSES AWAY
SATURDAY
Eminent Junst and Author Of
Stirring Belief for State
hood Sucoumbs 20 Paralysis
IN Santa Fe.
SUPPORTED SELF IN
SCHOOL WHEN YOUNG

S#U1 b.. y Vt JUt IaUH &c.
kulr1nl su, %, ruc uu- u..Iu, ga.
aWl'"- gt legal euoNl ledge 1uI a .'.
Wt sable mau loo mann Na... b.. H.u
bore lis dc,'as. .oo. n.1., Sa'
aat evening at > Nu."u .UuNa
uu o. Nss dHr rp puuI.-. which
o,ritoot him lYur &c. ua Yrru .u
tHr ,ani.tr,uui ...f siu,c
Iu, funeral .,.,Iccs 800. 10, bold
tomorrow dl tine uoas of EN Gu,'fnu.
ouI Mrs o. B0adluid pluu close
i..,ud. ui ,u, udg, io. uJu. .,aI-
Hon Ernest Nuarucl a-slsutu
attorney general of tu. lultcd
S.sto. auu arthur knaonrl ui- 'wu
SONS v.r, VIih uuu when nc passed
sttI.
Iuds, kaa.urI vls ID sr.u- ,u U
iU. fm, cot his drath aud -pla1 eel
readily icmu Sable VITALITY 900 ,uwpa
tin. 10, dread maladt which hsf
s'Iy"d upon h.nI
Ills fiond. , uoug the mos pJoml
Uonr pcopio uf Iu, fp.tou V,r, man,
and man, tit'u'iou. we're pbiI um
during bIs Iast .llu,s-
hose Illuminating chapiers which
-hoN DO, pow, uI urIeditN DO. IT,.
suits that md. uo obtained ut uulldt
riup industry aud she mc' That Nuowl
edge can 20. a,luI,t without 20, auii.
once OF .ullcc. pto-ossuls or resi-
deuce H.a Il university campus
ludGr kuarprl vas born 10 Ant
V"tp Bplglum Nuprr hi- parents o.
sided ton q short time and Wu,
brought when sim pah. .o uroos
Ism y y vho.c ue lN,t toi man,
wears ii, father Nas s " Kna,N'l
O. native O.. Grman} aad gifted
musician 10 composed e number
~ -mphonic. ,nd minor works and
one oi his SWIM ,honirs W. considered
su hnc b. Va. rch'af,cd mant times
hv Thomas orchestra although Dr.
was finally dropped lor some other
work tn, German musician came
IN his countr, When he Was s'iil %
Young man ana MADE hts livelihood
teaching mu-iC The Judge, mother
was an English lady who resided in
Boston
There was q lare" family three
sons aud ihro" daughters and Toe
Judge wa nor givyu MANY education
~ advantages say, those Afforded iu
the public schools Bui such Was hi
hira FOR inuwledre and hi- indomi.
tabi, cneugy fhai he entered law
ONCE while SIN IN his teens ana no.
only supported himself hut aided bon
be- support uf h,. family Us devotion
81 great powers uf concentration ana
eoon his knowledge ~ law and his
liberal education Acquired cntirolE
Do, hts own efforts pat to shame
m8uy college man who hocauo his
competitor The Judge practiccd
law ln HooNNu aud his abilities won
instant rrooIntlup Tor be- was made
assistant corporation counsel and.
with David g. DoWit th. noted law.
won and publi,ist ne helped frame b"
new chafier tpI he consolidated city
90 Greater N.N YORK
IN 1879 Judge Kuachsl met furm'~
Governor O.. bradford priucr and
hearing much ol New Mexico aud the
opportunities Of this land of Sunshine
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
Of JULY IS
APPROPRIATELY
OBSERVED
Business Generally Suspended
Today in Honor Of Indepen.
dence Day; Fire Crackers
and Roman Candles Tabooed

tHuuush .h.tu was uo formal D.. '
H'"tuu obi au, .Iud \lbuVuuV. Obj
we'd .uu Fourth ot Illt loo spIu' +"
ru. loo the letter There we've uu
uuUJICs ANA patriotic speeches ls uu
u.U.. occasions Nud th, udl uuI
with Giant crackers and dynamite
bombs end Romnu candle. was uu
NvtJult absent few lads. dieter
uiurl Zoo declare thoi indcu.uJouC,
of .uIIco regulations. dared .u fire om
.u. pistols AMI touch matches Io %
'"N slant crackers 1907 ,bp strong
Ww U' thu luW specially gathered bpm
BOO Iud th' pop auf Cham" of r.d
uNor filled With pHNir. were NOT
beard .u any great r,tru
business was nC"Jil. suspended
800 NIuWcrquc tuiav most CO.. the
.ia stores CLOSING all Iu. ADD u.'"re
CLOSING at noon The Hu' no.l
0lir, forestry s,..ipc uul Ulb.. td
oiHI offices county aud territorial 1,
ices 40 closed up nor Iur .ho da'
Wo.I wJs not nD.oUWuf 900 th, NW
can .H1.r tomptn, plan. CO., .f Jh,
Santa F hons and uufhin. WAS lone
u Or. v1l -f labor iu thn lower san
On Pc .Jrls unless absolutely uDcc-
-aIE
Man, people ri,I ibcusel,es away
'u DO. mountains aud coautIt r sorts
Two baseball games ON Luna pew.
diamond rh" HANS Slu2-cIs browns
ruI Sw0stibas being DO, offender.
H'.ucf5d number of fans. tlD GRAY
PLAYING todJ, iu santa Fc
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
COURT HOUSE DULL
PLACE TODAY
Fourth Of July Atmosphere
Prevails in Offices of Terri.
torial and County Officials
Clerks Take Holiday.

o. was a quiet duy IN th, BngualIlo
county court house aiI dag today
The various county Offices were CLOSED
all dan no business o. ANY kind Hn-
ing transacted Thr cosu's commits.
siou,rs iu session Nunda, adjourned
las. evening until Wcdur-da, morn.
ing Judge Ira \ Abbott at the seq.
oad Iudi,ual district count lcIl last
evening for liavcrhill Mass. iu be-
son. until the New Mexico ,upr,m"
count begin, secession iu Santa IT, ou
Au2us' Do pruvdug any matters UI
great importance grl>, during Judge
Abbuits absence the, viii probably
bo looked aupr N Iudg, " c. Me.
chem OF SOcuIru.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
HISTORICAL TABLEAtlK
ENTERTAIN CHICAGOlTES

chicago. JulN Chicago celebrated
'is SAME fnurW TODAY with an in.
dcpgndenca iaN crfrmoG, consisting
oI Historical tauicauN
The substitution ul Ihi. .ur pf cole.
brdtiou ton the cannon cracker, fOy
pistol and fireworks Zoo inp celebration
of iudrpcri auCo dIr o. nos 8u g..
iRulish,d custom bon, rh.r was a
marE'd dDccasr 200 the number OF
nres and accidents caused by IRE.
works compared with o wear ago
TIE hIsl death due 10 fireworks was
reported shortly after noon when liza
holw'z, four years old, died ai the
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
THOUSANDS SING IN
STREETS OF DENVER

Denver luly Ny Country wis
of Thee sung on humm,J Dos more
than hundred thousand pen ous.
marked thr celebration of % same
Fourth iu Denver A N o'.ioa. t1e
booming % great bell IA The tower
OF downtown department. store aIy.
th, signal lur The offering lt go. ua.
zion uaoau and the crowds p'hiug
M, streets Watching militars and M
dustral paHdcs in 'hc purIS stree.
cars aud 90, unfortunate iu ohrHs
and store, iuincd .E the ,ona of th
republic
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
KANSAS CITY PUTS
BAN ON THE NnICE

Kansas t.rN July For me hr-t
thine iu ms history Kansas City b,
San a sane Fourth today Ia suurJ
contrast 90 conditions la Kansas CITY
kns. thr dav came in without noi,,
demonstrations Fire works ana io
siruc'iNV noise makers are fOrhidieu
In Kansas CITY. kans. rho ODD sl>lo
Fourth wa. observed Before noon
several accidents were reported aud
ono baby iH2hlcued into suusms 10, 81
cannon cracker. was dyiuG
A sane fourth was observed lu ST.
Joseph No. aud IN most ciur- ami
towns OF Kansas AMI Oklahoma
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
III NDfN TiRECR iCkER~
MAIN LITTLE CHILDREN

pitrburs july 4 Nthuugh rfrry
prcauuou has been taken Ton "a safe
and same fuurth celebration here. tho
O.us, o' tHo Forenoon found one child
minus am eye. tno others hadla burn
'd ana three BUILDINGS tired ss the
result ot careless handling cot ur,-
crackers.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
PHILADELPHIA CUTS
DOWN ITS DISASTERS

Philadelphia, Ily Despite thc
safe aad .aae Fowlh of Iun cam.
raieu wagod n this city there were
many mInor accidents last night aud
early TODAY bW the number was MOI
ucarl2 40 large ns la other wears
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
BALLtNogR CELEBRATES
IN ABERDEEN TODAY

Aberdeen Wash luly g. Former
Secretary at the lntorior Richard A
lialllnger Was The orator ~ today's
Fourth OF Jlly celebration
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04

count, hospital as d r,suI, of ,urp,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-07-04
Report of the condition of
The Bank of Commerce
Albuquerque, New Mexico
At the close of business, July g. 1911;
RESOURCES

RESOURCES
Cash IN Vault and exchange, .......... 77S,0Sl55
Loans and Discounts e. .............. LOIS so
Real Estate Stocks and Bonds ....... as $50 90
1889 1922 O5
LIABILITIES
Capital Paid in OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 100000
Surplus and Profits. Observation-Disclosures. 46,02l29
Deposits, subject to Check ........... 93l .63614
Time Certificates of Deposit ........ III .664 50
$le39 322O5
Territory Of New Mexico
County of Semalillo-.ss
l. C. V, Stafford Cashier of the above named Bank
do soemnly that the above statement is to
the best of my knowledge and belief
c. v. Stafford
Cashier
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this third day Of
July A. D., 1911
RM MERRITT
Notary Public
Correct Attest
SOLOMON LUNA
j. c. BALDRIDGE
w. s. sTRICKLER
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
GOLDEN JUBILEE At YANKTON

Yankton-In June, 1911, Yankton
citizens will hold a grand ce,ebra-
ton Of the golden anniversary of
the birth of the territory of Da-
kota, which was established in 1861
and which included the present states
of North and South Dakota, Wyoming
and Montana. This semi-centennial
event will be in charge OF old set
tiers, many of whom have been here
from the beginning, the object being
to gather not only the pioneers sof
Yankton, who have drifted to all parts
Of the world, but those of all parts OF
the original territory of which Yank-
ton was the first capital. The week
beginning June II will be devoted to
this reunion of the pioneer citizens
of four states, and will be made the
greatest event Of its kind in the his
tory of Dakota. Prominent speakers
will be procured, there being many
such among the old pioneers them
selves, and it will be made week OF
great profit to all the homecomers.
That will also be commencement week
of Yankton college, and the college
expects to eclipse its effort OF the sill
YER anniversary of its birth on this
occasion. It will also be the golden
anniversary of the birth of the Yank-
ton Press and Dakotan and that paper
is planning on celebrating the occa-
sion with an anniversary special.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Exiaancas of Prosparitx

Mitchell-Portions of this state are
getting to be a great deal like
sections in Illinois and Ind ana on
the public sale question, and from
the great number Of auction sales
which are being advertised and held
it has the appearance Of well de-
veloped state. In Dawson county no
less than 100 sales have been held
and on the list this spring many OF
the farmers moving to this city, 9th
ers moving to other rented farms and
some, who have made good stake
on their land, going west to file on
new claims and make another start at
pioneering. Charles Mix county Is
said to be the banner county for sales
with a list of over 200. One of the
peculiar features of the public sales
is that 80 per cent Of the stun that
is bought by the farmers is paid for
in cash right on the spot, and the
bankers who clerk the sale oftimes get
very little in the way of commission
on the paper.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
SENATE BILLS.

Seante Bill No. 1875. by Hoese, re-
lative to payment Of deposits in two
names.
Seante Bill No. 1853, by Wyman. de-
fixing air space for insane patients.
Senate Bill No. ~. by Curtiss. to
prevent sale Of adulterated foods.
Senate Bill No. 1874. by Hoese, CON-
corning notaries public who are stock
holders.
Senate Bill No. 259, by Mettler.
renting value of warehouses on rail-
road property.
Senate Bill No. 81. by Curtiss. re-
gulation of hotels.
Senate Bill No. 264, by Hitchcock,
registration of voters.
Seante Bill No. 127, by Pearson,
rel Tive to construction Of bridges.
Senate Bill No. 1853, by Cone, dup
licate tax receipts (outlawed after 6
years..
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
HOUSE BILLS.

House Bill No. IS. by Sherman,
50 per cent Of property holders may
demand street improvement.
House Bill No .214, by Millett.
$4,000 for Cottonwood experimental
farm.
House Bill No. ITS, by Roskie.
100000 for administration building
at ag icultural college.
House Bill No. 1874, by Barber, per-
tanning to capital stock Of insurance
companies.
House Bill No. 1854. by McMaster,
insurance companies to settle .osses
within so days or pay 10 percent
bonus.
House Bill No. TO-. by Giedt, re-
pealing anti-treating law
House Bill No. AIS, general appro-
priation bin.
House Bill No. 400, by committee.
claims for damages against railr,ads
may be made at any time (four mon
tbs limit made void.)
House Bill No. 376 by committee
county aid for agricultural fairs
House Joint Resolution, Fr-s.o ex-
position commission.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Exhortinu the Ducks.

There are two tiny boys In this
town whose mother sings often to
them at their request, and as she Is
an ardent church woman, the children
hear as many hymns as anything else.
The other day they were playing with
their wooden ducks in the bathtub,
and strangely enough the ducks were
more inclined to float sideways than
in the approved manner. After sew
eral attempts to keep the misguided
ducks straight the older boy shouted:
STAND up, duck, stand up" Then
two-year-old, noting the familiar
phrase, leaned over the tub and ex-
horted: "'Tand up. duck! 'Tand up
for Jesus!"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Her Wedding March.

A young girl who had never heard
Of MendelssOhn's wedding March,.
but was familiar with the more popu.
lar parody on 1t, was a witness to
wedding ceremony In an uptown
church recently. AS the betrothed
pair walked with dignified tread to.
ward the altar to be wed and the or
gan pealed forth Mendelssohn's in
spring march. the young girl was
plainly shocked. When she arrived at
her home she told her mother of the
ceremony and innocently exclaimed:
what do you think, mother. they
played Gee Whiz! I'm Glad I'm
Free"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Went Swimming at Ninsty-Two.

Went Swimming at Ninsty-Two.
1.-The Grand Old Man Of Highgate
Ponds" William Mckenzie, long
known as grandfather" by his fellow
members Of the Highgate Lifebuoys
club, has passed away at his North
London home. He was in his ninety
third year.
Up to six weeks ago Mr. Mckenzie
was bathing in Highgate Ponds, where
he had bathed for many years. His
unfailing regularity at the age OF
ninety-two probably constitutes rec
ord in natation. Until three years
ago he Joined in the winter lifebuoy
sports. His practice was to walk over
the two miles from Highbury and
back for his swim.-London Chronicle
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17

pied with inhammatory rheumatism
and stricken with dropsy, not able to
move even with crutches. Such, was
my condition when l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. Folks In Han
ford know how bad of l Was and
must give Doan's Kidney Pills full
credit for my wonderful recovery"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Toster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Home and School.

Home and school are two different
spheres and have of necessity differ
ent duties to perform and different
work to accomplish in the training
and teaching Of the child. But unless
the ideals are the same and unless
there is a systematic attitude of mind
between parents and teachers. the
best result cannot be achieved and
the child must suffer.-Mrs. E. L.
Franklin, Secretary Parents National
Educational Union, England.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Vital Statistics

Pierre-The report of deaths from
contagious diseases In this state
for the month Of January as shown
by the reports of the state board
of health. were tewlve out of 275
cases. OF these deaths seven were
from scarlet fever, one from d.ph-
iberia, two from measles, and two
from spinal meningitis. The largest
number of cases reported were OF scar
let fever, with 101; smallpox was next
with 66 and diphtheria, 60; there
were Al cases Of measles, Of spinal
meningities and Of infantile paraly-
sis.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-03-17
Load Let Down

Lead-Friday morning at 2 o'clock,
without warning, slope 4, of the
Homestake mine, under the very heart
of the business section of Lead caved
suddenly from the 200 foot level to the
street, endangering the Campbell
house and other buildings, and COM
pelling dodgers to flee in their night
clothing. The first cave-in in this Sec
tion of the mine occurred last fall,
since that time efforts have been un-
der way to make a fill.