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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan's
Ointment cures itching, bleeding or
protruding piles after years of suffering.
At any drug store.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
A Chicago Pun.

"Well, professor" said one of his
young married friends, "I've done the
usual thing. I've put a mortgage on
my house and lot"
Have you anything to chauffeur
it," inquired the professor.-Chicago
Trihune.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
Basement Was Vacant.

did you say you were a month in
your last placer"
Eyes, madam-a week with the fam.
lily on the top floor, a week with a lady
on the third floor. a week on the Sec
ond and a week on the ground floor"
-Meggendorfef Batter.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
HumOr and
Philosophy
By DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

TT is said that prosperity is a better
test of character than adversely.
At any rate. it is the one that has our
preference.
The reason Friday comes once O.
week is because we must have some
thing to accredit our bad luck to-.
1t always makes a woman cross to
find her husband sympathetic with an
other woman's woes.
Would an old age pension induce a
woman to own to sixty years before
she was ninety?
Man has no vanity. but still he does
like to show how nicely his hose
match his tie.
What an a%ntediluvian the man who
used to do bicycle stunts at the coun-
ty fair appears today.
Soon wood will be SO expensive that
we will not dare trust a tramp to saw
it.
The man who has an old fashioned
family to support dares not firt with
a better looking but somewhat uncer-
tain job.
When a can't think of any
thing else to do she rips up her dress
and sews it over again.
This season when you hear your
neighbor communing with himself i'll
Joe Cannon dialect you instinctively
know that the %stovepipe doesn't fit
itself.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

Most %distiguring skin e%ruptions,
scrofula, pimples, rashes etc, are due to
impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters
is cleansing blood tome. Makes you
clear-eyed, clear Drained. clear-skinned.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
EnaIand,s MReuicidesU

"Regicides' in English history are
the commissioners appointed to try
King Charles L., $50 in number, Of
whom seventy acted and ffty-nine
signed the death warrant January,
1649. Of these last twenty-nine were
tried and ten executed.
How to cure a cold is q question ip
which many are interested just now.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has won
it's great reputation and immense sale by
is remarkable cure of colds. 1t can
always be depended upon. For sale by
H. E. Close & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain of burns or scald in five
minutes; h~oarseness, one hour; muscle
ache, two hours; sore throat, twelve
hours-Dr. Thomas Eclectic Oil, o
arch over pain.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
BORROWING TROUBLE.

Worrying over future possibilities
and a fearful anticipation Of the to-
morrow are but the borrowing Of
trouble. Ii is impossible to lift the
ton weight at one time. but lesser
parts Off may be easily carried un-
til the whole load has been con-
veyed to Its destination. So the
burdens Of a LIFETIME cannot be
bone if crowded into a single day.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
Rasped.

"Do you shave yourself very closeg'
said the barber.
"Not very" said the victim. 81 usu-
ally leave enough skin to fasten the
court plaster on, but of course you
didn't know that before you began
Exchange.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

You'll i' hr haI9,ipSr man on
earth. | sNr1",Sr. when your times
up suggested the kindly old gentle
man.
oh. | don't know" answered the
convict. I'm in here for life."-Buf-
falo Express.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

The reason Friday comes once O.
week is because we must have some
thing to accredit our bad luck to.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
Not So Bad.

Poor man" she said, STOPPING owe,
the victim who had just been dragged
out from under her automobile. Have
you a'wife?"
mo-" he groaned. This is the worst
thing that yer happened to me-
Chicago Record-HeraId.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

TT is said that prosperity is a better
test Of character than adversely.
At any rate. it is the one that has our
preference.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
And He Did.

He said b e
would die for her"
III o roman
tic!"
NAV. Foolish"
Why"
"'Cause the dye
he used fades out
a funny yello W
and makes hi
hair look like a
calico mop"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
No Ono to Save Him.

No Ono to Save Him.
"The poor man"
"What do you mean"
Gle was lost In thought"
"Well?"
"And 1t was such a strange territory
to his companions that none dared 80
in and rescue him."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

1t always makes a woman cross to
find her husband sympathetic with an
other Woman's woes.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09
X.
A PROPOSITION.

ATURALLY it occurred to Val
that the trail of Cadwallader
N Hunter must have reached as
N fop n ~ Tho Do-Drl1, ho,1cohnJ1
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-02-09

Would an old age pension induce a
woman to own to sixty years before
she was ninety?
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
New Way to Remove
Age Marks From Skin
(Modern Styles1

BY discarding powder and Cosmetics
and using a mayatone lotion, it is an
easy matter to gradually remove
wrinkles and facial bIemishes and give
to an aged. fabby or unlovely skin the
rich establishment of girlhood health
The lotion, which is made by dissolv-
ing an original package of mayatone
IN eight ounces of witchhazel, should
be applied daily.
Before using, the skin should be
thoroughly cleansed of dust and
CRIME, and then the lotion gently mas
saged into the face, neck and arms
until the skin is dry and smooth. With
the aid of this inexpensive lotion the
skin is freed of pimples, blank-heads
and other impurities. and the skin
grows firm and smooth, and takes on
an exquisite texture
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
CASCARETS CURE A
BILIOUS HEADACHE
Gently but thoroughly cleanse your
Liver, Stomach and Bowels and
you feel great by morning.

You're bilious. you have a throb-
bing sensation in your head, a bad
taste in your mouth. your eyes burn,
your skin is yellow, with dark rings
under your eyes; your lips are parched.
No wonder you feel ugly, mean and Ill
tempered Your system is full of bile
not properly passed off, and what you
need IS cleaning up inside Don't
continue being a bilious nuisance to
yourself and those who love you, and
don't resort to harsh physics that irri-
tate and injure. Remember that every
disorder of the stomach, liver and in
testlnes can be quickly cured by morn
ing with gentle, thorough Cascarets-
tney work while you sleep. A 1O-cent
box from your druggist will keep you
and the entire family feeling good for
months. Children love to take Cas-
carets, because they taste good and
never grippe or sicken.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
GOES AFTER HIS SWEETHEART.
Girl Who Runs Away Is Followed by
Boy Lover.


Ottawa, Kan, Sept. 12-Running
away with young man is a feminine
act not so unusual as to excite very
profound astonishmcnt but when a.
normal young woman sewers all ties
and makes hike into a strange coun-
try to get away from a persistent suit
CT, more remarkable.
Wednesday morning last Viola Kill
iner, employed in the family of W. P.
Lat1mer, suddenly announced to her
employer that she WAS going away per-
manently- When pressed for a reason
for thus unexpectedly severing her con-
nectlon with the household, the young
woman coIflded to Mrs. Latirer that
her principal reason was a desire to
escape the ardent opportunities Of a
young man of the city. She also con-
hded that she was going to the home
o. her mother, in st. Louis. She left.
The next morning Earl Crozier was
missing from his post of duty Also
$15 III hard cash was missing from the
cash drawer of the esta blishnlent in it's
Llace reposing a brief note signed by
Crozier, stating that he had drawn
the fifteen.
Repudiating Crozier's right thus to
appropriate money PTopIistor Baker
made a formal complaint of theft be-
fore the county attorney ard a warrant
vas issued for Crozier. The sheriff re-
ceived a dispatch announcing that Gro
zier had been found and arrested at
the girls home in st. Louis.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
ONE WOMAN IS ENOUGH.
Mayor Wilson's Council Wants No
More in Office.

Hunnewell Kan, Sept. 12.-"We
don't want anv more women in office, .
declared the council of Hunnewell last
night, and adjourned after rejecting
the names of the mayors appointees
for city clerk, city treasurer and to MI
the vacancy in the council Mrs Ella
Wilson, the mayor. determined to get
the government of Hunnewell in work
ing order sent in the names of three
women for city clerk. The council re-
iected each of them The mayor then
tried to fill the vacancy with two
masculine sympathizers. but the ccun-
ell would not have it and adjourned.
'I guess I'll have to call in the state
officials" said Mrs. Wilson, after the
meeting THE councilmen were act
ually rude They won't be, however,
after the state officers get after them
Then they'll be glad to hold down
their jobs as councilmen and submit to
the wishes of the mayor.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
HARD RAINS STOP TRAINS.
Seven to Ten Inch Fall Reported
Burlington Trains Stopped.

Atchison, Kan. Sept 12.-The most
destructive rain storm in many years
has swept over northeastern Kansas.
Ten inches of rain fell at Bendena and
seven inches here. Countless bridges
and culverts in the country were wash
ed away, great damage was done to
crops, and railway service was an
nulied on several divisions. A Luther
an church at Moray was struck by
lightning and destroyed. Service on
the BurIinston's line between here and
Rulo, Neb., was aunulled one day on
account of washouts, and the trains
MISSOURI Pacific are not following
schedule time on account of the soft
condition of the tracks.
The rain was general in northeastern
Kansas. extending as far west as
Greenleaf However. no rain has fall
en- as far west as Downs for several
weeks.
The storm in the vicinity of Bendena
was the most destructive storm in
mauV years.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
BOTH BUSY AT NIGHT.
Claude Garvey Entertained Mr.
SImpson-Simpson worked.

| Claude Garvey Entertained MIS-
Simpson-SimpsOn Worked.
Kansas City, Sept. 12.-While for
two years he was absent from his
home at night because Of the nature
of his employment, Claude Garvey, a
real estate dealer-landlord and
boarder-made love to his wife, kiss
ing her and taking her to places of
amusement, J. NJ. Simpson alleges In
suit to recover $4,000 for the
alienation of his wifes affections, filed
against Garvey in the Wyandotte
county district court
Simpson bieng absent from home
every night. working at the boiler shop
of the Missouri Pacific railway, where
he is employed as foreman. Garvey
would take Mrs. Sim pson on Jaunts to
parks and theaters, according to S1mp-
sons petition. There were kisses, too,
the petition states. and hugs.
All this time the Simpsons, who
moved here from Paola, Kan, where
they were married in 1897, lived in
the house at Eleventh street and
Greeley avenue. Kansas City, Kan.
Garvey owned the house, and boarded
with the Simpsons. Finally. alleges
Simpson. Garvey persuaded his wife
while on visit to her parents in En-
poria, Kan, to obtain a divorce.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
KANsAN CLAIMS FORTUNE.
COncOrdian Says Part of Mclean
Estate Belongs to Him.

lCOncordian Says Part of Mclean
Estate Belongs to Him.
Kansas City, Sept. 12.-Unknown to
the widow and other heirs, person
claiming to be son of the late Jonn
B. Mclean, one of the wealthy plon-
GERS of Kansas City, has appeared 10
make a claim to a fifth interest in
the 100000 estate The man said MS
name was G. M. Mclean, 27 years
old, of Concordia, Kan
The elder Mclean died December
90, 1910, his will providing that his
estate be equally divided among Mrs.
Alice Mclean, 3421 Gillham road. his
widow; Helen and Howard. children,
and Mary Mclean, a sister, Vancouver,
B. G. No mention was made OF any
other heirs.
The widow and children had ap-
parently never heard of the alleged
son, although they refused to discuss
whether they knew if John D. Nc
Lean had been married more than
once.
The claimant says in his petition
that John B. Mclean was married at
Concordia, Kan, in the early sos
This marriage was dissolved, according
to his statements, in 1885, at which
time the alleged son was 2 years old
From that time he says, no word was
ever heard of his father until he read
of his death in the Kansas City pa
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
This Simple Powder
Quickly Removes Hairs
rFrom Boudoir secrets)

No pain or unpleasant after affects fol-
low the use of powdered delatone for the
removal of hairs from the skins surface.
and persons afflicted with superfluous
growths can quickly remove them in the
privacy of their own room in a very few
minutes time.
Get an original package of delatone, and
with a little water mix enough of the
powder into a paste to cover the hair
surface. Let this paste remain on for two
or three minutes then rub off and vassl
the skin and the hairs are gone, never to
return. Delatone costs a dollar an ounce,
but is unfafling for removing hairs
growthS and preventing others coming
After II is used the skin is left smooth,
white and firm.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
THREATS FROM MoB's FRIENDS.
Tarring of school Ma'am May Become
Political Issue.

Lincoln. kan, Sept. 12.-Threats
that he himself may be subjected TO a
coat of tar q feathers have been
made against County Prosecutor W.
cases against a dozen men and boys
charged with completely in attack upon
Miss Mary Chamberlain. Miss Cham
berIain was tarred by mob near
Shady Bend. Kansas. Public sentiment
in the county is at high pitch.
Every mail brings the prosecutor
letters either commencing mis- work or
making dire threats il lie does not
cease the prosecution of the men ac-
cused Who come from the best families
of the country. The question promises
to become a political issue in the
coGnty.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
CARGO OF FURNITURE BURNS.
Explosion of Gasoline sends Ship to
Bottom.

New York, Sept. 12.-Fourteen men
were drowned in the sinking of the
schooner Whisper of the Nicaraguan
coast according to cables received here
from Port Limon. The schooner COM
manded by Captain winston Hall Of
Philadelphia, carried cargo of ma
hogany which caught fire and burned
to the waters edge.
An explosion Of gasoline finally sent
the ship to the bottom with all on
board
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
REFUSES DOCTORS AID; DIES.
Kansas Public Benefactor Worth S4O,.
600 Declines SO Visits.

Manhattan. kan, Sept 12--John
Booth. IS years old. founder of the
children's playground of Manhattan,
died at the home of a relative. James
Brooks, twelve miles north of Man
haitian. He left a fortune of $4,000.
Eight days before his death he re-
fused services of q physician. when he
learned that each trip from Manhattan
to his nephew's home cost $40.
Booth gave 81. 600 last October for
the establishment of childrn's play
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
ALL POLITICIANS ARE BARRED
Atchison New Rule Club VIII Organize
Thursday Night.

Atchison, Kan. Sept. 12:-At a
meeting to be held here Thursday
night the formal organization OF
New Rule club will be effected.
Word has gone out that for the
nresent no active politician will be ad-
nitted to the club Among the men
most vitally interested in the new plan
are some of Atehison's richest resi-
dents. william Carlisle, millionaire
l11Toberman. and T. NJ. Walker, banker
and treasurer of the McPike Drug
company. will become active members
of the club.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
A Dreadful Sight

the feversore that had plagued his life
for years in spite of many remedies he
tried. At last he used BuckIen's Arnica
Salve and wrote: sit has entirely healed
with scarcely a scar left" Heals Burns.
Boils, Eczema. Cuts, Bruises. SweIlings,
Corns and Piles like magic. Only 25c at
Campbell Drug Co.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
PAUL MARTIN GOES NORTH.
Joins Bert Miller. Former Ottawan, on
Battle Creek News

Atchison, Kan, Sept. 12.-Paul
Martin. son Of the late John A. Mar
tin, a former governor of Kansas, has
resigned his position as city editor of
the Ottawa, Kan, Herald. to become
telegraph editor of the Battle Creek,
Mich, News, of which Bert Miller is
now one of the owners. Miller for
merly was in the newspaper business
in Ottawa. Mrs John A. Martin now
resides in AtchisOn
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12

county, containing Kansas City, has
the highest density of any county
namely. 699.8 persons per square mile
while Stanton county, with 1-5 persons
per square mile, has the lowest density
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12
4 AM0THERS
11NnuTYzs

It Is the duty of every expectant
mother to prepare her system for the
coming of her little one; to avoid as
far as possible the suffering of such
occasions, and endeavor to pass
through the crisis with her health
and strength unimpaired. This she
may do through the use of Mothers S
Friend, a remedy that has been so
long in use, and accomplished so
much good, that it is in no sense an
experiment, but a preparation which
always produces the best results. 1t
is for exernal application and so pen
etrating in its nature as to thoroughly
1ubricate every muscle, nerve and ten
don involved during the period before
baby comes. 1t aids nature by ex-
panding the skin and tissues, relieves
tenderness and soreness, and perfectly
prepares the system for natural and
safe motherhood. Mothers Friend
has been used and endorsed by thou
sands of mothers, and its use will
prove a comfort and a benefit to any
woman in need of such a remedy.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12

ground in Manhattan. Last spring he
gave the Young Mems Christian asso-
clation $4,000. He lived alone for
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12

Stop in at Brunt's Drug Store and
get a free sample of ZF1SfO and ZENIO
SOAP
The surest and most economical
treatment for eczema, pimples, dand-
ruff and all diseases of the skin and
scalp. Do not neglect this. They viii
give you prompt relief and put you on
the road to a cure. Good for infants
as we'll as grown persons.
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12

taius much valuable information.
BRADEZELD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta. Ga
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12

Mothers Friend
is sold at drug
stores. Write for
free book for
expectant moth
ers, which con-
The Topeka state journal., 1911-09-12

Everybody reads the stats JourssI
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-29
FINE WHITE TURKEY
WAS RAISED BY
LOCAL MAN
Handsome Specimen of Thor
oughbred Hollander Exhib-
tied Down Town Today
His Beauty Won't Save Him

Although they hold The place ~
honor on rhanEsEiying tables tur-
keys are not. "a rule regarded as
creatures OF SURPRISING beauty Ex-
teption mus, be made. however. In
the case 81 bird raised this season
By iIerb Asselln Of this city ana dis
played To-day in front Of the Fashion
Cafe
The bird ~ perfect specimen Of
thc bronze tinted. white siollander
aud attracted lnt os favorable at
tenton from ppsscrH-h,. PIE also AZ.
tractod thr attention OF large hull
dog ana was snyed from premature
death only hy the quick action 81 q
rescue party headed by Mine Host
Dave Combs
a lady Was heard To remark that
tie Aaselin iurNey vas quite too hand.
some 90 hsil hut u il ciilrially an.
nounccd that rvrn sunragctfe inter.
vention viii not save him from the
oNen tomorrow.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-29
1885 DAYS MAKE ONE
YEAR" SAYS BRYANT

No one disputes tho fact TINT every
resident OF this city e. thankful Tor
life. liberty and happiness That's
understood. nut bryant IN thankful
for something else. We Is thankful
that he founded Bryants Quick I'ar-
eel Delivery and messenger Services,
and ne n thankful FOR thu patronage
that the aropie Of this city have given
him. Shop early. says bryant. hut
don't worry about thai package you
have lunt paid Tor. Call phone Sol
and b9s and bryant viii vet the
package home for you before you
know u. Hin speciality " quink work.
During the holiday rush ifrsant haz
added eStFa messengers 50 tfat ~
can deliver YOUR bundles iuae a little
quicker than evef before. II business
keeps ap be win use ncropianee next
year bryant ~ always on the Job
aes days IN the ysaar and Until "a
O'Clock NJ night Remember the tel
ephonas Sol nn1 hoa, Then forget
your troublcs--aAsa firyunt
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-29
TRAVELLING SALESMAN
TO BE HERE SATURDAY
seat sale Las Night showed itespcc-
tabsc Totals Though Plenty OF cood
seats Left.

The seat sale for the Travelling
salesman. a cor1edy oy James Forbes.
author Of the Chorus Lady. which
made such a hit Ia former years. be-
aan yesterday. A large number Of Al
buqueraue people win attend the play.
ana they cared enough about u 70 get
oat early in the cold ana secure seats.
Not MI the good snass are gone.
however. and these IL still opportun-
ny for those who want 10 see the play
to SECURE them. the comedy viii be-
presented here saturday evening and
Is expected TO be one Of the best com
edles that has boon produced IN Al
buauerque for long time.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-29
HOLIDAY SEASON ON
IN MUSICAL LINES
Extraordinary Advance Inter
est in victrolas and Interior
Players at Learnard-Linde-
mann's Open Evenings.

That the holiday buying season has
opened up IN earnest IA apparent from
the announcement OF tim I.earnerd.
ilndcmann company that. IN order 20
accommodate patrons with the most
careful and palnstnklnF service. their
store will be kept opon evenings un-
~ January ist
Early holiday Inquiries at the
-tAndemann store show con-
cluslvcly that the most popular gifts
In the musical line this year viii ba
talklng machines. particularly Vic-
trolas. and lnterlor-playing pianos. ",
order 10 meet this advance demand.
lhe LcarnaTd. flndemaun store yes
tcrday received ahlpmcnt OF twenty
vlctrolas % various types. while an
other big shipment N expected In "A
few DAYS. These wonderful machines
make ideal Christmas presents aa
they provide entertainment for the
whole Family the year round There
are. too. models adapted to every taste
ana pocRetbock. the prices raneinh
from SIS 20 s2Oe.
the inteffor-rlayer pianos handled
BY the Losrnard- Lindemhnn company
have been declared ~ experts 60 be
Ia n class by themselves. being linz
mcdlateiy and artistlesily responsive
To the interpre,atlvc idcae OF The most
cxacting musician. A particularly At.
tracilyc model OF the Milton interiors
player in the mission style and fnIsll
Il being displayed In one Of the Learn
ard. I.lfidemann windowa
y. j. Gibson superintendent of the
/ Albuquerque division OF the santa Ne
u In the city.
Assistant District law Officer J. O.
seth leaves tonight for Arkansas. "a
attend "a iegni matters for the forest
service.
The Imperial laundry has new
electric siFn. quite the mos; pretcn.
I, tioua thing OF the kind In the citS.
Colonel n. H. Twltcheli. counsel for
the santa re r. here today on a bsiei
business visit from his home IN Las
Vegas.