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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

A trial package Of Auayoa's Paw Paw
Pills will b sent frss 70 anyone on r.
quest, Address Professor Aunyon. SD B
jsdsrson sts., Philadslphis, Pa. II you sss
In nssd Of medical sdvies. do not fail -
write Professor Nunyoa. Your eommuni-
cation viii b treated In strict eon6dsaes.
and your eass win Be diagnossd q care
fully - though you bad . persoaal inter
visw.
Munyoa's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
All other laxAtivss or cathartics. They
eoax the liver into activity By ssntis
nsthods- They DO not seour. they do
not g1ips. they DO not weaken. but they
do start an the sscretions Of The Liver
and stomach in . way that soon puts
thess orsans in . healthy condition and
eorrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation ID responsible for most all
bowels, which il really . sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes cloxsed the
whole system becomes poisoned. csus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood. which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffer- with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
I had my way would prohibit the sale
Of nine-tenths Of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining Of the stomach,
setting up serious forms Of Indigestion.
and 70 panlyss the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unles forced BY strong
purEatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills arc . tonic
to the stomach. liver and nerves. They
invisorats instead Of weaken; they en-
rich tho blood instead Of impoverish
Il; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that il pu.
into il.
These pills contain NO calomel, NO
dope; they are soothing. healing and
stimulating. They school tho bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle. containing Is pills,
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory. SD L
Jederson Sts, Philadelphia.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
DOCTOR PREScRIBES
CUTICURA Remedies

II wish to let you know Of . couple
Of recent cures which I have made
BY the use Of the Cuticura Remedies.
Last August. Mr.. -.of this city
came to my once. troubled with .
severe skin eruption. 1t was dermatitis
In It's worst form. It started with Q
slight eruption and would Affect most
parts Of his body. thighs. elbows.
chest. back and abdomen-and would
terminate In little pustulss. The Itch
ing and burning was dreadful and he
would almost tear bis skin apart, try
ing to get relief. I recommended all
the various treatments could think
Of and no spent about fifteen dollars
on prescriptions, but nothing seemed
to help him.
TN the meantime my wife. who
was continually suffering with slight
skin trouble and who had been try.
Ing different prescriptions and meth.
DDS with my assistance. told me she
was going to get some Of the Cuticura
Remedies and give them . fair trial.
But a. I did not know much about
Cuticura at that time I was doubtful
whether It would help her. Her skin
would thicken. break and bleed. e.
pecially on tho fingers, wrists and
arms. I could do nothing to relieve
her permanently. When she flrst ap-
Piled the warm baths Of Cuucura
Soap and applications OF Cuticura
Ointment she saw . decided improve
ment and In few days she was COM
pletely cured.
II lost NO time in recommending
the Cuticura Remedies to Mr..
and this was two months ago. I told
him to wash with warm baths Of the
Cuticura Soap and TO apply the Cuti-
cura Ointment gsnsrousiy. Believe
me. from the very arst days use Of
the Cuticura Remedies he was greatly
relieved and today he 10 completely
cured through their use. have great
faith In the Cutieura Remedies and
shall always have . good word for
them now that am convinced Of
their wonderful merit" (Signed) B.
L. Whitehead. II. D.. los Dartmouth
st.. Boston. NasA. July -. 1910.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
GENERAL.

Andrew Carnegie. It II announced.
has donated S205.0OO for heroic fund
In Holland.
Among the bills signed by Governor
Dencen Of Illinois was one doing away
with the public drinking cup.
At Kirksville. Mo-. the temperature
reached los In the shade. The sam.
degree Of heat was recorded at Phil.
lipsburg. Kans.
the Albany. N. Y. law school. a WON.
an carried off the highest honors Of
commencement this year.
The signature Of Governor Foss is
all that is now needed to enact into
law the direct nominations bill for
Massachusetts.
Jack johnson. the worlds cham
pion heavyweight. will take all his
jewels along when he and his wife
sail for England for the coronation.
After July no passenger steamer car
rying fifty or more passengers to sail
as far as 200 miles. will be permitted
to leaye uort unless equipped with
wireless apparatus.
There was never June day in Chica-
20 as hot as June 9th In forty years in
which a temperature record has been
kept. The thermometer climbed until
9s.5 degrees was registered.
The Wisconsin Senate adopted q
resolution declaring Senator Ike
Stephenson bought his seat In the
United States Senate. and requesting
that body to investigate his election.
Fred F. Harvey. who. with Robert
J. Durham. Of Chicago. was appointed
receiver of the Metropolitan Street
Railway Company OF Kansas City, by
the Federal Court has formally &C.
cepted the appointment.
A government Investigation OF con-
dItions in the lumber industry. look
ing toward the prosecution OF the So
called lumber trust" has begun be-
fore a special grand jury in the fed.
oral District Court in Chicago.
Eighty years of age and still enjoy
ing college life. Mrs. Amy d. Winship
OF Racine. Wis, will enter the Uni
versity OF Wisconsin next fall as the
only octogenarian coed In the United
States. and probably In the world.
Disguised by Mayor Doris. who an
nounced that all white persons con-
victed of drunkenness. must either &C
company him to church for ten con-
secutive Sundays or serve thirty days
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
STONE IN BLADDER REMOVED
&. IN REMARKABLE WAY

A year and half ago was taken with
. severe attack of kidney trouble THAT
panied me to such an extent that NOR
phine had to DO given me. Was attended
BY . doctor who pronounced it as stone
In tho bladder and prescribed Lithia
Water. took Lithia Water and tablets
for some time and received no relief from
them. stopped taking medicines for some
time and having some DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root in the house, decided to
try it and felt much relieved; while taking
the second bottle commenced to pass
gravel in urine until had passed in al
at least half dozen or more and havs
not suffered the slightest since and in al
have taken one bottle and . half and feel
very grateful to Dr.. Kilmer's .Swamp-Root.
Your very truly.
H. w. SPINKS.
Camp Hill, Ala.
Personally appeared before mo this
18th Of August, 1909. H. w. Spinks, who
subscribed the above statement and made
oath that same l. true In substance and
in fact.
A. B. LEE,
Nossrv p,,hI;.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
Never Despair.

At a st. Patrick's day dinner in Bos-
On Senator Lodge once said:
LOW as was Ireland's state then.
there was no cause for despair. No
estate is ever SO low but that 1t might
be lower. Take the woodsawyers
case, you know.
"You need exercise, violent exer-
else, that's what you need doctor
once said to this woodsawyer. What
Is your business, my man?
"T'm woodsawyer, SIR
"'Well,' said the doctor, suppose
you don't grease your saw for month
or so."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

0wendolyn-shs 10, not going to
stop at that resort any longer.
0ensvieve-What IL the reason. NO
men theref
0wendolyn-Not that exactly. There
IL one lone man, who has proposed
to all Of tho girls but her. and she
feels 20 out of place when they are
holding an experience meeting.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.
ING 1911,

On the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail.
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to a great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
A. days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed Information.
: lses, etc, call on your nearest Colo
no and Southern agent or address r.
E. Fisher. General Passenger Agent.
Denver, Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
A Kicker.

81 wish the meddlesome busybody
who made two blades of grass grow
where only one grew before" grunted
the fat gentleman with the lawn now
er, pausing to wipe his perspiring
brow, could make two muscles grow
where there is only one now."-Ex'
change.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Until within recent years there had
been ascertained no Trustworthy way
of finding out the age OF fish. 1t has
been shown that there mere size does
not indicate age. Reibisch. Heincke
and others have discovered that many
of the bones, scales and otoliths Of
fishes have annual are rings, resembl.
ing those In tree trunks.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

"Mornin'. Sis Judy" called Q neigh
boris cook to our good old nanny.
II heah dat skeeter Jim IL dun got
him a new wife. hope she leel fat
tern dat spindlin'. no-'count streak-o'-
lean!"
"Fattsr n hint" Nanny replied.
rolling her eyes and clasping her own
fat hands. "Lawsy. chile. day jus lax
. needle an haystack!"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
A. B. LEE
Notary Public.
1e4sP -
- Kil2ss D O..
MagAanAsa, =. Z.

Prove Whst Sw.nv.Roo< WIN Do For You
Send to d.. Kilmer 4 Co.. Bingham
ton, N. T., for . sample bottle. It will
convincs anyone. You will also receive
. booklet Of valuable information, telling
al about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, b sure and mention this paper.
For sale At al drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and one-dollar.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
A Short Month.

IT didn't have a single engagement
to lecture in February" said the pro-
fessor.
well, it's an even break. them" said
his wife.
"How so?"
"You and the month were both short
Of dates,"-Yonkers Statesman.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
Who She Was.

WELL" laughed Squiggles, "some
men never Hnow when they are
snubbed! That lady you Just spoke
to was about as distant as they make
'em in her greeting"
well, why shouldn't she BET" re-
torted Jabbers. "She's a distant rela-
tive of NINE"
by marriage"
"No-by divorce. She got rid OF me
at Sioux Falls back in 18sS."-Har-
per's Weekly.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

His Instinct.
II sec the family dog sinking out
of the room. What's the matter with
him"
"Prescience. Presently there will be
Q tremendous family row on"
but how did the dog know that!"
well, 10 to speak. his nose II
something Of Q storm scenter."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

One hundred and fifty.two miles OF
the government railway lines in Vic
toria, Australia, have been relaid dur.
ing the years 190s-19l0 with American
rails, 142 miles OF S0-pound rails. and
10 miles Of 1OO-pound rails.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Moles and the mole cricket have
the same problem to negotiate In cut.
ting caves in the ground. 30 here an
insect and an animal both have the
same shaped forelegs and shovellike
hands and claws.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

When q man il trying to take nap
and the flies bother him he can't get
half as mad with them as he can with
his wife about it.-New York Press.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

to having to listen to the aver
Age man tell joke the most horrible
torture IL to have to let him describe
when he made . great hit with It.
New York Press.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Not His Field.
Doctor, 10 II true that Welsh rab.
bits are unhealthy"
RI don't know. was never called
In to attend one"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

The capital invested In German rail-.
raods IL about $50 an inhabitant, and
about 3156 in the United States.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

A woman wants everybody to be.
lieve all the nice things about her hus-
band that she couldn't possibly make
herself believe.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

A woman can make an unfulfilled
promise go further toward her happi.
ness than a man can an accomplished
fact toward his.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Our idea of true philosopher u =
man who IL able to explain away his
faults to the satisfaction Of himself.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

How does Slithers feel about that
chauffeur who ran on with his car
and his daushter?" asked wilkes.
Hes mighty grateful" said Bill.
dad. He says the poor idiot relieved
him Of his two most expensive pos
sessions Weekly.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

To read one Of his love letters
year after he wrote 1t il beyond the
heroism OF any man.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Heaps Of stale eggs would be fresh
II SO many people weren't too mean
to use them while they are.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

The royal coach Of England was
built $50 years ago for the coronation
Of George III, and weighs three tons.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

It's dinicult for people to generate
advice that 10 foolproof.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

An eagle can live twenty-eight day.
without food.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Garfield Tea keeps the bodily machinery
in order; il regulates the digestive organs
and overcomes constipation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

Some people aeem to make q spe
cialty Of thinking only near-thoughta
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

To remove nicotine from the teeth and
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate Precipitation and body
odors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash known.
Relieves and strengthens tired, weak,
indamedeyss- Heals sore throat. wounds
and cuts IS and 50 cts. . boz. druggists
or by mail postpaid. Sample Free.
YS|i PAXTON toll 1T 90, 0osrea. eeAss.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

The now toilet gsrmicide powder TO b
dissolved in water - needed.
For all toilet and hygienio uses Il u
h>tfar and mira Economical.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16

To save and beautify thu
teeth. remove tartar and
prevent decay.
To disinfect the mouth, dc.
stroy disease germs. and
purify the breath.
To keep artificial teeth and
hr;dee-ork CLAN odorleS
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-06-16
CONDENSATION
OF FRESH NEWS
THE LATEST IMPORTANT DIG
PATCHES PUT INTO SHORT,
CRISP PARAGRAPHS.
STORY OF The week
OHoWINo THE PROGRESS OF
EvEkTs IN OUR OWN AND
FOREIGN LANDe.
WESTE RN.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

vas caused By Worshipfu. Master
". =. Parker OF the Masonic lodge
and treasurer OF the Arbuckle Min
ing exchange. recently orga nized. Ne
Curdy appealed to Parker Tor aid,
cl1iming good standing in the Co-de.l
lodge. 4 telephone message brought
different story. and Parker turned
The man over 10 Marshal Parks. The
sheriff OF Was liqta county arrived on
the midnight train to take the pris-
oner back. Parker declares McCu-dy
is not a Mason, and Thursday issued
a warning 70 Masons everywhere,
telling them 70 watch out for fakes
and frauds He declares McCurdv is
an old offender and imposJor and
believes the man has worked Texas.
Oklahoma and Kansas for the past
TWO wears. McCuIdy says Ma-ons
have treated him kindly while h. mas
been on the dodge, but denies he
has been living from donations. The
old man appears 10 be weak-miaded,
and cries when talking about the
case. Il appears that Worshipful Mas
ter Parker knows more than h Is
willing to divulge about the prisoner.
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Coe alIored W.cal,a F4i.s 5.- Gge
sla.tere1 alu yas-erday and r.,a e.
-orless aa11ort '-om ta.s ,eammates
scoree ,agtoat s qoot ned crord
ne.s~d he game
sfe-, aao ras se1' 70 he firing Inc
',r 'h4 7.sltors ras 1at'ed hard Arc-
more zcDred tro gnear@d runs oT
H.et ln the Grs' inning Sicao.s.
Grst aJ '0- ArfmOre. ras hi, by Hle't
sacrlfcsf ~ sscond by CraT. b1t Tas
oaazat LAtEeen second and thi-d On
Hasler's s.oT hit 20 Hlstt McCul-
la,n raz Intentionally Ealked On four
zide ones and scorsd On Williams
ssf. hlt NcCgu1m scOred a minute
Iaser. nhen Hat, threw the Dall away
3. .alr1
There var NJ r1n-ge''lng 80 the sec
ord " third. b1' % The fourth VII
i.ams scored Ylr.t up IN the fourth.
ae aac4red hls second single vas
sacrGced ~ seDond by Desmond. and
then singles by Gordon and CoN
s,orel him In the G'th with tTo
dam H.et pus one over the plate
and NrCuIIm hlf over The right field
frncr for q home run tn" sixth "a v
H.ctrz finish with one dom. DIXON
b.. 'or 'Ho bases. advanced 20 third
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28
ALLEGED MASONIC lMPosTER.
Master Of DAVIS Lodge Says Fugitive
IS Fraud.

Davis, Okla. July 27.-M. L. Nc
Curdv, g. indicted four years ago
in Cordell for alleged forgery ami
mo--gaging horses and cattle he did
nO- Own, was arrested here Thurs
dav By Marshal Marks. The arrest
vas made after Marks had tee
phoned Cordell officials and learned
,ha' a sloo reward was offered Nc
C1rdy admits having secured large
sums from Hobart. Cordell and Sen
tinel by fraud, but says he expected
TO pay it back soon.
He claims wheat speculation caused
his downfall. He says he has rich
sons az Roosevelt and Rocky who
will repay the amounts. The arrest
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28
METHODIST REVIVAL.
Services Interest Large Congregations
Music "A Special Feature.

Music d Special Feature.
The revival services which are be.
ing held at Broadway Methodist
church continue to grow in interest
the congregations at both the morn
ing and evening hours being proof Of
this fact. On Wednesday evening Rev.
W. T. Witt, presiding elder OF the
Ardmore district. delivered a very
interesting and impressive discourse.
taxing As the basis of his remarks
the twenty-third and twenty-fourth
verses Of the third chapter of Ro.
mans He spoke of the inherent in
clination OF humanity 10 commit sin,
this being the result OF the trans
gression of Gods law by the first
pair. He asserted that the language
of his text. There is no difference,
is literally true and that We are all
equal before God. Wealth, social po-
aristocracy and education are
distinctions which our Creator does
not recognize. The qualities which He
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

demands mat Ne possess are those Of
3 n11le character. and -hese can be
developed TO perfection only through
the channe. OF q genuinely religious
life
The song service is one Of the
most attractive features OF the reyi.
val, and 10 one can fail 70 enjoy the
singing OF ne splendid gospel hymns.
There Is a special number At zach
service. Everyone has a cordial in
r.-alion from he pastor and the
church 70 attend these services.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

The Ardmoreite Is glad TO announce
that IL has purchased and paid for a
scholarship in Hargroye College in
Guiding board, tuition and laundry and
viii give this scholarship to some
worthy young man or woman. See
the rules that govern the contest At
The Ardmoreite or request a copy
mailed to your address.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28
Notice Of Application for Parole.

I hereby give notice to the public,
that ! will on the 22nd day of August,
1911, apply'to the Governor OF the
State OF Oklahoma for Parole.
The grounds upon which said appli-
cation for Tarole will be made. are.
that ! am not guilty of the offense
for which was convicted.
CHARLES HUFFAKER.
23-1mo
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28
Catholic Church.

Mass will be read Sunday at ll.30
o'clock by F.. Deeny OF Gainesville
(Fr. Wallrapp being absent in $
LOUIS. \ cordial invitation is eN'
tended 10 all.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

1900 IN casa. Jalsncs terms. nan.
di,a the bss' piece u business prop
c-fy IN ne market 100 feet Ia City
H1.l b'Dlk. pased q'Trct. adioina
"DJay cOuf, house ana Guaranty
s5-afs bank building. mo b.Ocks from
federal building. brick houses south
0.1 north. shOddy improvements non
'rea}s income t1a' par .n'eres, on
me investment o.. . good nest egg
90 good :Of q quick profit. 10 good
fpr nome for nearly any Kind %
business TO-DAY A. this price Il Won't
a.ay on the market long See
WEST T. WEST.
Guaranty Sf1's Bank Building,
f1pnc l99
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

year at Hargroye with all your
exs euses paid is what The Ardmoreite
viii give during August TO some girl
or boy who Is struggling for an edu-
cation.
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The MICHIGAN state League. "a six
club organization. claims 10 have
made new attendance record for a
class y league by attracting $4,000
people 10 seventy-one contests. an
average admission Of over 500 at each
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28
COE INV|NC|BLE
W|CH|TASHUTOUT.
isls- LEcs sE>LSEo gCT F||E
scsTTE7Ec ATS ESo SC- ceE
FREE Pass
PLAY At L0RESl PARK TO-DAY

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

While the st Louis Browns are
hort iu @ number OF ways. The first
bas" position appears 10 1e about
'hc weakest o. all. as seven different
men have been tried IN that position
this year
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

Charley Comiskey. owner of the
Chicago Sov. is so chock full Of op
timism as to publicly proclaim
firm belief that his club will vet
win the American League pennant,
with D,'roit second or third.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-07-28

DR. W. N. ANDERSON. ye'ernary
surgeon. Phone 783. oTice In Hospital
49, Fast Bro1dVay Ism