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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
Vas. and How About pins?

Nothing is ever lost or totally de-
stroyed," said the professor Of physics.
I'm that case" said the simple and
frank person, "how do you explain the
fact that everybody loses umbrellas,
and you never meet anybody who has
found one?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
rrauel / ESQ Mllss b Waaon.

Middletown, Gonna party consist
ing Of Mr.. and Mrs. c. w. Kirkham,
Jr., and their four children, has Just
arrived here by wagon from Mime
sofa, completing a trip Of 1900 miles
from Staples, Mimi, which they laft
June 28. The party averaged about 30
miles 8 dAg.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
60 aroka ~ churoh servIees.

Bees broke SP N"N'S"
A unique occurrence broke up the
service in the German Lutheran
church at Chicago the other Sunday
A swarm of honey bees invaded the
building and drove out the pastor and
congregation, and services had to be
held on the lawn in front Of the
church.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

An aviator in Illinois broke another
record by taking his mother with him
on an air ride $500 feet high. But
then It is no unusual thing for young
men to have their mothers "up in the
air"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
Woman whItswash Fence.

Mineola, N. Y.-e-Because Of scar
city OF male labor in eastern Long ls
land, the Aero Clsb OF America EN-.
ployed 100 women to whitewash a
new fence around the aviation field
The women live on farms nearby.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
Practice win Make Perfel

Practice thyself even in th
which thou despairest Of acq
ing. For even the left haT
is Intellectual for all other
want Of practice, holds
more vigorously than the
for It has been practice
Marcus Aurelius.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
He Mioht Guess.

And where" demanded his wife,
with flashing eyes, would you be now
only for me?"
The man glanced at the clock. It
was yerging on midnight. He sighed
and was silent.-Puck,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
PInntv Of h.

-Had they any evidence as to the
mans insanity" mo, except that
when be went on q fishing party. he
always told when they came home that
he made the poorest and smallest
catch Of tho lot"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
ForbIdden FruIt.

Mrs. -White--You luncheonS
are always so successful, dear. Do tell
me how you select your menus"
Mrs. Smith -BrowR-My physician
gave me list of things shouldn't
eat and choose the dishes from thai
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

Patsy Flynn of Hartford, Conn, has
been sent to Jail fifty-seven times in.
sixteen years, and claims to hold the
record. Are there any rival claim
arts?
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

Russian caviare is now touted as
a cure for cholera One will notice
that the doctors we're too proud to
discover corned beef and cabbage, or
something within the reach OF all.-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
A BibIiophiIe.

He has a collection Of books
almost any man might envy"
''IndeedT
"Yes. They show sum tot
$4,000 in bank deposits"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

Atwood may quit aviation, which he
says is certain to lead to sudden
death 1t usually is extremely sud
den in the case of an aviator.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

Mechanical dogs are now the fad in
Newport. The only good quality we
can see in a mechanical dog is that It
does not bark at night
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

Boston has a variety of mosquito
that sings but does not sting. Still,
even the free concert business may
be overdone.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

A man in Maryland was killed by
an electric shock while at telephone
the other day. Extremely shocking,
to say the least.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
Too Much Imitation.

We are all prone to keep the level
OF those we live with, and hence the
tameness Of our characters and lives
w. D. Chnnning.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
American Shoe superIor.

European shoe manufacturers are
unable to compete successfully with
American skill In the designing OF
lasts and in the cutting of patterns.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
The Lllteness.

'If crows could swear, what kind oI
a political gathering would their Ian
guage resembles?
Il suppose it would be something OF
a cav cuss."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

This season has run shy of fish sto-
ries. Perhaps the fish won't bite, per-
haps it is the public
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

The navy department is pleased
with its new aerial weapon. II is not
p poDgun.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20
Reqlnnlnn 81 chrIa

HeHIHHIHU q VIII
In the year S91 Of {
sius the Great issued
ing paganism and ids
the Roman empire
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

OF the type that used to be hope
less. Four OF the vertebrae
were smashed, Il was worse
than a broken back. for not one,
but four Of the chain Of bones
we're crushed.
Il was considered amazing
that he should have survived
the fall. Naturally, then, II was
utflI mara ornogfpu, ruhan ha
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-10-20

ooLINa deathi
That is just what
Il amounts to. IL
is happening every
day. In homes
and hospitals, In
tents and sanitari-
ums.
A while ago a
young ST. Louiran
became embroiled
In An argument
The National tribune., 1911-03-16

1t is said that the case Is a puBzle. for
the reason that Travers does not owe a
cent to the Post Office Department.
having replaced In Government stamps
the full face value of the stamps which
he abstra ctsd, and that while it Is tech
nically embezZlement 1t is going to be
mighty hard to make II stick. Travers
insists that he will be able to clear him.
self when he gets chance.
It Is alleged that certain of the vs.l-
liable issues were found in the hands OF
collectors about year ago. and that
inspectors of the Post Office Depart
ment Immediately began to Investigate.
Just how much money is alleged to
have been received by the sale of the
stamps was not learned from the Post
Office authorities, but it is said the
transaction will run into thousands of
dollars.
Statements made by the Post Office
officials are that the stamps alleged 20
have been disposed of by Travers were
the first issue from plates made about
| 40 years ago, and were of great value,
| They had been retained in the Depart
ment with first issues of all the preced-
| ing stamps which have been put out
| by the Government, and their loss, &C.
cording to the Post Office Inspectors, is
| irreparable.
The one, two, three. four, six, eight
| 10 and IL cent issues, said to bear the
! head of President Lincoln. have been
missing from the Department for more
| than a year. The stamps removed were
replaced by those of recent date, and il
was some time before it was discovered
| the originals were missing.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16
Abort Some Speakers of the House.

Bent Mcmillan, of Tennessee, who
was in Congress some 20 years ago and
who retired about 10 years ago to be-
come Governor of Tenpessee, was in
Washington during the closing session
of Congress. In conversation he de-
clared that John G.. Carlisle in parlia-
mentary acumen and statement was~the
peer of any man who had held the pO-
sition of Speaker of the House in the
last 40 years. MIR. Mcmillan served un-
der Speakers Randall. Carlisle, keifer,
Crisp and Reed, and therefore feels
that ne has a right to pass upon the
subject of Speakers. He was himself
Presiding officer Of the House for sew
erai months when Speaker Crisp lay
seriously ill., Gov. Mcmillan was then
chosen Speaker pro tempore, and pre-
sided over that House with eminent
satisfaction altho there were no rules
then, Speaker Crisp being taken ill be-
fore Congress adopted the Reed rules.
which they did later. OF Mr.. Carlisle
Coy. Mcmillan said:
Carlisle had the most remarkable
faculty for grasping parliamentary
situation of any man / ever knew, and
in stating a question he did so with
the greatest ]ucidity. His power of
statement was such that. when he had
concluded, his statement was the best
argument thar could be made for the
question on either side. Reed was un-
questionably one of the ablest presid-
ing officers the House ever had, and he
could handle a difficult parliamentary
question with the utmost ease, but he
had not the same ability of stating a
question, for Carlisle. in my opinion,
was the most remarkable man in that
respect in or out of Congress.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16
just Do Me A Good Turn
Reeds satiric humor

Reeds satiric humor was wonderful,
but he was eminently courteous and
fair to the members of the minority.
He was especially courteous in the ses-
sions of the Committee on Rules. One
of mis- remarks during a meeting of the
Rules Committee became famous and
made the rounds of the press. As one
of the two minority members of the
Rules Committee. Blount, of Georgia,
being the other, I was called to attend
a meeting. Arriving late. 1 found the
hulsing form of the Speaker sitting on
the edge of the table. We were TO
consider the question of adopting a
gag rule, and as I entered the meet
ing Mr.. Reed, smiling family. said:
Mac, ice Cannon, Mckinley and I
have decided to perpetrate the follow
ing outrage
"Blount and I, of course, had nothing
The National tribune., 1911-03-16

its secretive power, and food taken
into the stomach lies there and fer
ments, causing sour quotations, belch-
ings. heartburn. dizziness and other
distressing conditions. Many sufferers
have given up in despair until they
have been induced by some Interested
friend TO try a box of Stuarts Dys-
pepsia Tablets.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets are the
dyspeptic's sure and only hope. They
are natural restorative of healthy
action to the stomach and small in
testlnes, because they supply just the
elements that the weak stomach lacks
-pepsin, golden seal and other diges-
tiyes.
II you are afflicted with any of the
symptoms above described. be assured
that your digestive organs are losing
power; they need help and there is no
more sensible help TO be given them
than TO supply elements which will do
the work of digestion for them.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets have been
found by the test of reputable physi-
clans in the United States and Great
Britain to have remarkable digestive
powers, one grain of the active princi-
pie of these tablets being sufficient TO
digest 5000 grains of ordinary food
II is plain that no matter what the
condition of your stomach, or how far
your disease has progressed, one only
Of Stuarrs Dyspepsia Tablets taken at
meal time dill do the work-giye your
stomach an opportunity to regain its
lost powers, the muscles Will be
strengthened. the glands invigorated,
and you will be new man
II costs nothing to prove the effec-
tivcness of this cure. Send for a free
sample package today. +. A. Stuart
Co. 22j Stuart Bldg. Marshall. Mich.
All druggists sell Stuart's Dyspep-
ala Tablets at so cents a box.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16
The RooscyeIt Trophies.

President Roosevelt was in Washing
ton il minutes the other day on his
"Trip South, and managed TO get in q IT,
minute interview with a newspaper man
while lying at the station. Former
President Roosevelt would not talk
The extra session of Congress, the mobili-
zation of the United States troops on
the Mexican frontier or anything that
touched on politics. He said he was a
plain private citizen, and wasn't interest
ed in things political. What he claimed
to be especially interested in was the
lack of interest that the Government
the trophies which he brought from
Africa. 1t was supposed at the time
that former President Roosevelt was
doing the Government a great service
bringing specimens of the game of the
Dark Continent, but ii seems that all
the skins. birds and everything that the
former President brought back are still
lying unmounted in the Smithsonian.
OF this Mr.. Roosevelt said:
II would like TO suggest that the
Washington Post start a movement to
urge an appropriat ton by the next Con-
gress for the mounting of the valuable
collection of specimens of practically all
of the wild animals of the African jun
gle that I killed on my hunting trip in
Africa, and which are now in the pos
session of the Smithsonian Institution
That collection embraces many rare and
valuable animals. In one or two in
stances there are specimens that cannot
be found in any of the natural history
museums of the world.
These specimens were collected by
an American citizen, a former President
of the United states, and presented to
the American people for their educa-
ton, pleasure and profit. i should like
to see that collection handsomely
mounted and placed on exhibition. If
this can be done by the liberality of
Congress, 1 would not care if / were
placarded in effigy over each case by
some of my critics, who probably would
take advantage of the opportunity if il
were offered them.
Put the specimens on exhibition, and
you will have the finest collection of
African wild animals owned by any
museum of the world"
Is 1t Embezzlement?
A very puzzling sort of thing has hap
pened in the Post Office Department,
and just now astute lawyers are trying
to figure out whether Arthur NJ Trav-
ers. Chief Clerk in the office of the
Third Assistant Postmaster General, is
an embezzler or not. 1t was stated
when Mr.. Travers was arrested that the
technical charge was embeZzlement, and
that this occurred when he was con-
nected with the Third Assistant Post
master-Generars Office during the alb
sence of the incumbent of that office,
James NJ. Britt. At the time he took
stamps with a face value of $64, but
which had an enhanced value Of sew
era! thousands of dollars. The charge
is that Travers took the s64 worth Of
stamps, as has been stated, and put in
their place stamps representing the
same amount in money. Then he took
the embezzled stamps, which had en-
HANGED in value because of their rarity.
lars.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16
A new STOMACH
Stewards Dyspepsia Tablets Re
store Lifeless Organs to
Normal Condition.
A TRIAL PACKAGE FREE.

Many sufferer from Dyspepsia, In
digestion and kindred ailments of the
digestive organs carries around an abb
solutely useless stomach-a dead load
and cesspool for ever-increasing dis
orders. The muscles are seemingly
worn out, the mucous lining has lost
The National tribune., 1911-03-16
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The National tribune., 1911-03-16

James Z. MARITIME, recently elected
United States Senator from New Jersey,
is about to undergo an operation for
ear trouble at his home in Plainfield, NJ
). 1t Is stated that Senator MARITIME
and that there Is 4 fierce probability
that he will lose his hearing entirely
unless the operation proves a success
II Is probable that we will not be able
TO attend the extra session of Congress.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16

Ihave given away over S5000O0 ohalf million dolarS
in prizes during the last few years. have given 2O9454
different dinner sets and other premiums. This
magnificent old and gold dinner Set lace curtains glass
SET lamp and rug all offered free premium
to the readers Of this paper.
On this liberal offer you will get not but all of these
elegant prizes Also everyone will get prize JUST
FOR TRYING. You cannot lose minute by trying
for these prizes, will give you prize Anyway just
for investigating this wonderful offer in good faith.
Send the coupon today Just think Of all these beau
tiful and useful gifts, which are all free.
FIRST. Our magnificent dinner set product of Of
the finest potteres in the world the old and gold leaf
design having become famous in aristocratc homes The
designs made entirely by the decacomana process and
before have you anywhere beautiful dinner
set; thrtyone pieces, all full size
SECOND. Beautiful pair of lace curtains in colonial design
artistic and Frightening the entire paor firm edge salts
faction guaranteed
THIRD Fire polished white rock crystal set, con-
sisng Of two quart fire polished tumber and fusze
tumbers The glass gistens brilliant and clear like da
mond, being the genuine rock crystal glass.
FOURTH Handy night lamp with green shade and Vene
tan decorations the kind of lamp that you keep
burning all night without odor extremely economical fuel
FIFTH. Oriental pattern rug, brightly but tremendously
colored Extra fine for connecting rug between two
paios or parlor and dining
The National tribune., 1911-03-16

Clara Elizabeth Taylor, of Washing
ton formerly a music. hall comedy
actress, is now Lady ChoImOndeley She
had been previously married to Capt.
John Alexander Sterling, laird of Kip
pendavie of Scotland. She got a divorce
from him, his life and her own being
simply unspeakable if the court records
told the truth. Her second husband is
younger than she is, and belongs to a
princely house.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16
to do but accept, for there were three
against two"

against two"
1t is said that Richard Achilles Bal
linGer. former Secretary of the Interior,
will get after his detractors. II Mr..
Ballinger lives up to the record of the
family, those >ame enemies will wish
that they had been born a hundred
years later or a hundred years earlier,
because Mr.. Ballinger always knows
just exactly what he wants to DO, and
sees the finish of the game before he
enters it, and knows to the dot of an
'"i'' just exactly how much success he Is
going to make of the thing, and en- pas
SAINT il may be stated that Richard
Achilles Ballinger never undertook any
thing that he did not make a success Of
it. At least that is his record up 10
now.
The National tribune., 1911-03-16

Governor Mann has reappointed Sem
ator Claude A. Swanson United States
Senator from Virginia. Senator Swan
son is now filling the unexpired term Of
the late Senator Daniel, having been ap-
pointed by the Governor. The Virginia
Legislature, after long and strenuous
labors, adjourned without electing q
United States Senator, and Senator
Swanson is thus enabled by the kind
ness of Governor Mann, of Virginia, TO
sit in the extra session. His new COM
mission dates from March 4, 1911, to
30 days after the next meeting of the
State Legislature.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-01-12
TEACHING SCHOOL CHILDRE}
THE SCIENCE OF FAHy

A feature of the Farmers vi
program at Fort Collins, presd
this year for the first time. Isl
state exhibit and program oil
Boys and Girls Agricultural q
There are over 10000 bows
girls in rural schools in Cool
and q greater number In town
pending on farming communitls
support.
These boys and girls clubs
create an intense interest Al
the school children of the sta
the wonderful factors in plani
and animal life. 1t viii be
that the interest taken by the
members in studying and han
growing things will be carri(
the regular school studies. II
terest of the children in the
Of growing things. and their
work will create an interest
schools on the part of parents
~ they have never before
With this army of bright,
siastic young people studying I
duce the choicest forms in field
q tremendous force will be q
II increasing the yield and
Of farm crops all over the stat
In producing choice seed parti'
adapted to each section.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-01-12
The Big Denver Show

Denver, jan. 3 Preparations
for the opening of the big National
Western Stock Show on next Monday
January 10th. are completed and it
is promised that all previous shows
will be eclipsed in the Sixth An
nual. This is made possible by the
elegant new buildings which have
been added to the show accommoda-
tons at the stock yards. Entries
have been so large that the manage
ment is busy struggling with the
overflow. 1t is promised that the eX-
hibit of breeding stock will be the
greatest ever seen in the West and
the Horse Show will have new feat
ures that will stir up the greatest
interest. The Poultry Show, which
is added this year for the first time,
Will be the greatest exhibition of the
kind ever seen west of the Missouri
river The car load exhibit of stock
will tax the full capacity of the Union
stock yards and stockmen are coming
from all parts of the United States
not only to see, but to buy some OF
Colorado's wonderful cattle.
The big stock show at Denver
was started to advance the interests
of agriculture and live stock In the
West, and 1t has been making good
1t has an educational value to the
farmer and stockmen impossible TO
underestimate. Denver is proud OF
this big annual event that has grown
in such short time to national pro-
portions and a warm and hearty In
vitation ia being sent to the whole
West to come to Denver and enjoy
The Greeley tribune., 1911-01-12
GOOD ROADS ARE WANIEi,
THE BY FARMERS oF

Weld county roads came 10
scoring Saturday afternoon
closing session of the Weid
Farmers' institute. In the
sion that followed Good Roa
Mis-spent Road Funds, led o.
g. Eaton. the good roads OF
county we're compared with
ones IN Weld county, greatly
disadvantage OF the latter
brought out that the hish
Weld county were not In as 50
dition as they should be III
the amount of money spen'
them annually.
The Institute went Oh ~.
endorsing the proposed pes.
law that was advocated oy 'n
homer convention, faYor'ns
preparation of $4,000 from
islature for furtherins tne
the potato specialists at 'ne
tural college; faVorins 'He
assessor be provided win m
securing an accurate crop -
the county next season,
the proposed bill for the I", :.
of rural visitors to assist IL
troauetion t of domestic scie11
cultural and industrial .,,or %V
rural schools. and tayoE'n7
ma nuring I1urn the afternoon Il.
chill. who spoke on eo-oP',n n,
tween , the farmer and p
notice ,,aIe by telling them they
nlcted at all times with .,ig gg'
farmer needed to ors2n'1V, an
onerate ,an rat more than any .s,s 2,a
tndaS op1'S'J in view Of the fact ta''
constantly made Che 'l,as nors /
who did organic and y, gV,e rere
The following oltI'
for the coming year roto,
r. NJ. HaythofR rh ~
dent, James Nc, W. q R.
Grange vice president. .,,,rr gi
Ian of Greeley ,.nrar.
Mason of Greeley l''-