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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
CURE THAT
COLD TO-DAY

Thousands of people who are suffering
with colds about today Tomorrow they
may be Frustrated with pneumonia. An
ounce Of prevention is worth a pound of
cure. Get at 25c bottle of Munyon's Cold
Cure at the nearest drug store This bottle
pocket If you are not satisfied with the
effects of the remedy, send us your empty
bottle and will refund your money
Munyon's Cold Cure will speedily break up
all forms of colds and prevent grippe and
pneumonia. 1t checks discharges of the nose
and eyes, stops sneezing alays Inflammation
and fever, and tones up the system.
If you need Medical Advice, write to Mum
yon's Doctors They will carefully dag
nose your case and advise you by mail abso-
lutely free.
Prof. Munyon, SD and jefferson Streets,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Ten parts of slaked lime TO one of
hydraulic cement mixed with salt water,
makes a whitewash that will not easily
wash or rub off.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy TO use for their chill
dren during the teething period.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
Mans Weakness.

care you one of those" she asked,
"who think man is woman IS superiorS';
"No, indeed" he replied. "Where is
there man who would be able to 90
about with his arms and chest barred
to the winter winds, to say nothing of
wearing shoes that covered only his
heesl and toesf One day of that sort
of thing in this climate would send the
strongest man among us to the hos
pital. Chicago Record-Herald.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

"You may pay me 500 down and
$25 a week. said the physician, off
hand.
"Sounds as if I were buying an auto
mobile, - the patient said
Ono, " said the doctor, thoughtlessly
"'I am. -
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money IL it fails to cure
e. W. GROVE signature is on each box. 25c.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Many a man thinks he is melancholy
when a mere crouch is all that ails him.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
SHE HAD
CONSTANT
PAIN
Until Relieved by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.

Dewittville, MY. -" Before l start
ID to take Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
THEY ARE STARVING
GARMENT WORKERS STRIKE
In CHICAGO CAUSING
MUCH SUFFERING.

Garment Workers Have Been on Strike
for Last -Four Months-City Authori-
ties and Unionists Are Puzzled How
to Get Supplies-Much Sickness
Among Children.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure any case Of Itching.
Blind Bleeding or Protruding Pilen in 9 to
IA days. SOC.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Repentance as a habit would keep
one turning in circle.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

righteousness and for its influence on
the people at large.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
WHO is
TO
BLAM

dollar sizes. You may have a sample bottle by
mail free. Also pamphlet telling all about IT,
Address DR.. Kilmer & Co.. BinRhamton N. Y.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Many a boy is called dull and stupid,
when the whole trouble is due TO a law
liver. We firmly believe your own doc
tor Will tell you that an occasional dose
OF Ayers Pills will do such boys a great
deal OF good. They keep the liver active.
----Msde BY the J. c. Aver Co.. Lowell. Mass.--
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14
cARNEGIE's PEACE HYMN.

Get it today in usual liquid form OF
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-01-14

Women as well a. men are
made miserable by kidney and
bladder trouble. DR.. Kilmer'H
Swamp-Root the great kidney
remedy promptly relieves. At
4 r-I1rrrrinAn In Aftr-rant and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
Only Waiting for a Train.

Surrounded by a multitude of bun
dies, says the Los Angeles Express,
she had been sitting on one of the set
tees in the lobby of the Alexandria
Hotel for an hour or more, now and
then glancing at the big clock against
the west wall She was worried, there
was no doubt about that, when the at
tention Of the head bell man was at
tracted to her.
Were you waiting for someone?" he
enquired solicitiously, as the lady
glanced again, despairingly at the
clock.
No, I'm not waiting for any one, but
I don't want to miss that Barkesfeld
train. John and the children will Dc
wondering what has happened to me
iii don't get home tonight. Where dc
you take the train
Madam, this is not a railroad sta.
ton. It's a hotel and you've got just
fifteen minutes to get to the depot il
you take car" volunteered the bel
man. Here, III help you on the car.
And away they went, bundles anC
all, for the nearest car and amid the
profuse thanks of the lady.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
And Her Name Was Maude!

Maude, a street department mule
given the irksome and uninteresting
task of pulling a garbage wagon
through the streets of st. Louis, re-
belled against her fate and attempted
to end her life by shooting herself
says the St. Louis Republic.
Her inexperience resulted in a
bungling job, and the bullet entered
her leg near the joint. 1t is feared her
pedestrial ability will be severely i'm
paired
The attempt occurred at Grand and
Lacedale avenues about $50 a. m
Maude, preparatory to a days work
had walked dejectedly from the de-
partment's stables at Vandeventer av-
enue and Forest Park boulevard.
She espied something in a crevice OF
the pavement which suited her pur-
pose. 1t was a revolver cartridge
seemingly placed in her path by the
god of pessimism. Maude gave q
whinny and stamped her hoof upon the
cartridge with all the vigor of de-
termined spirit
There was an explosion, Maude fell
to the ground, and an excited crowd
gathered Two policemen ran to the
scene. 1t was found the bullet had en-
tered the joint of Maude's leg.
Dr. J. ]. Prendergast, the department
veterinary, was called, and probed
for the bullet He was unable to ex-
tract it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
' y y y y y y y y y y + y y = = =
= THINGS ABOUT MEN THAT WO- =
MEN FAIL TO UNDERSTAND "
The Sublime Faith They Have III
the Imperishability of WO-
mans Love.

CBy Dorothy DIX

The things that puzzle me most
about men is the sublime faith they
have in the imperishability Of wo-
mans affection, said the woman
4 don't know just how men figure
out a woman's love, but it is some
thing abnormal that is cross be
tween the cat that always came back,
and a porous plaster that you cant
shake and that sticks to you in spite
of everything.
Heaven only knows why men cher
ish this belief that a woman's love is
a thing that you can't lose, for they
have plenty of evidence TO the con-
trary; but it's a catastrophe that no
man ever even dreams of happening 70
himself He simply can't conceive Of
any woman who has once loved him
Iceasing to love him, no matter how he
treated her or what sort of a brute he
developed into
/ AS Tor a woman getting disenchant-
ed, disguised with him, and finding
him repulsive, instead of adorable,
that's a flight of Imagination beyond
his power of fancy
"A man realizes that to win wo-
man in the first place he has to exert
himself and, during that time of court
ship, he is full of anxiety and bends
every effort to please her He takes
the trouble to study her and to find
out what she likes and enjoys and
which are her weak spots at which she
is most easily susceptible to the jolly.
The Folly of the Ostrich.
4 don't mean to say that all men
treat their wives badly. Not at all;
for the majority of men are good hus-
bands. But when a man is gentle and
kind and considerate to his wife it is
because he is that kind of a man. He
doesn't treat his wife that way because
he wants to preserve her affection for
him, because he doesn't believe 1e
could lose that anyway.
"And that's a queer piece of os-
trich blindness that no woman can
understand, for every woman knows
that love is the easiest thing in the
world to kill
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
A Real Sport.

A little newsboy with a cigarette in
his mouth the other day entered a
West Side notion store an dasked for
match. ...
1--WE do not give matches; we sell
them" replied the woman behind the
counter says the Milwaukee Free
Press.
How much are they?' asked the
city's future citizen.
"A penny a box" was the answer.
Gimme a box" said the boy
Taking the box of matches, the boy
opened it, took out a match, lit his
cigarette and then handed the box
back to the storekeeper.
Here, take de box he said, and
put it on de shelf, and when another
sport comes and asks for a match,
give him one on me-"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
SENATORIAL PROBLEM

The conclusion is becoming more
firmly fixed in the public mind that
Gov-eIect Smith will succeed TO the
seat held by Senator Terrell unless
the present senator can secure sufici-
ent strength in the legislature to de-
feat him. For a time there were re-
ports from Atlanta that the next gov
ernor's high sense OF duty TO tie pub
lie would not permit him TO consider
entering the senatorial field. Then
this class of news petered out and was
succeeded by shifting statements 10
the general effect that Gov Smith, I'M
der certain conditions, would accept
the senatorship if the majority of the
legislature insisted on his taking the
honor The public sentiment having
been felt along this line for a time
there then came the more definite an
nouncemeHt that a new light was be-
ginning to dawn on the goyernor-elect
and that he had begun to appreciate
that Georgia really needed him in the
senate, that it would be quite possible
for him to close up gubernatoT1al bus
mess in such a way as to permit OF his
accepting an election to the senate, and
that, all in all, Gov. Smith might just
as we'll be regarded as the logical
candidate of his faction in state pol
itics.
All of this, of course, has been the
playing of shrewd politics. 1t is
merely, in a different form, a repeti-
ton of the old saying about vice, TO
be hated needs but to be seen, but
seen too oft, familiar with her face, IS
first endured, then pitied, then en-
braced." 1t was necessary to accus-
tom the Georgia public to the idea Of
a governor who had not yet taken his
seat becoming a candidate for the
senate. This has been done quite
adroitly. At first there was an out
break of feeling against the PROPOSE
ton The state did not want another
gubernatorial election, with all its I'M
settling influences. Gov. Smith, it was
felt, should take the office to which he
was elected, serve his term and carry
out his promises. But gradually the
public mind was made acquainted with
the idea that the governor might, after
all, be able to fill the governorship for
a short time, start the wheels of his
administration rolling, and then move
on to Washington for six years. Public
feeling about the matter having grad
ually subsidized as this picture was
held before the peoples gaze, it is now
practically admitted that the toga will
be wrapped about the ample form of
the next governor provided the grasp
of Senator Terrell upon it is not too
strong. The thought was first hated,
then endured, then embraced.
The other aspirants for the honor
are really, it seems to us, wasting
their time unless they are convinced
that Gov. Smith cannot control a
majority of the legislature and, with
several other candidates in the field,
that body may be tied up and dark
horse, or a minor aspirant, given a
genuine opportunity to pluck the plum.
But looking at conditions as they now
appear one might well predict that the
next senator elected will be either
Smith or Terrell
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

= STORIES
= WORTH READING. (
= y = =
Further Enquiry.

A Cleveland man was reading some
jokes about how the English weren
so slow as they are supposed to be tc
get a joke, says the Cleveland Plain
Dealer. He believed it, too. So he
tried his theory on a British guest Of
his.
Did you ever hear Mark Twain'S
Joke about how the report of his
death had been greatly exaggerated
he asked.
NO" answered the Englishman Gag
erly, but II wager it was good What
was it?"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
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= THE GLORY OF AGE. \
4 = 4 y \ = 4 \ 4 y 4 y \ + = \ =
Detroit Free Press.)

lDeCfOlC Free PTeSS.)
What is the glory of age?' / said,
A hoard of gold and few dear
friends?
When you've reached the day that you
look ahead
And see the place where your jour-
ney ends,
When time has robbed you of youth
full might,
What is the secret of your delight"
And an old man smiled as he answered
me;
The glory of age isn't gold of
friends,
When we've reached the valley of
soon-tO-be
And note the place where the jour
ney ends;
The glory of age, be it understood,
Is a boy out there who is making good.
"The greatest joy that can come to
man,
When his sight is dim and his hair
is gray,
The greatest glory that God can plan
To cheer the lives of the old today,
When they no more share in the battle
yell,
Is boy out here who is doing we'll. "
\ \ \ \ \ y \ = \ y = \ \ \ \ = y
II CROSSING THE BAR. y
y ~ 4 \ 4 + \ y y \ \ ++**%
(By Alfred TennysonO
Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
land may there be no moaning of the
bar,
When l put out to sea.
But such a tide as moving seems
asleep,
Too full for sound and foam;
When that which drew from out the
boundless deep
! Turns again home
Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark;
And may there be no sadness of fare
we'll,
| When | embark
For tho from out our bourne Of Time
and Place
The flood may bear me far,
l hope to see my Pilot face to face
When | have crossed the bar
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
Americas, Ga, April q, 1911.
THE GAME OF LIFE. y
L L L L L l. l. L 4 a 4 4 u 4 a 4

This life is but a game of cards, which
mOrtals have to learn;
Each shuffles, cuts and deals the pack
each trump doth turn;
Some bring a high card TO the top, and
others bring low,
Some hold a hand quite flush with
trumps, while others none can
show.
Some shuttle with a practical hand, and
pack their cards with care,
$50 they may know, when they are
dealt, where all the leaders are
Thus fools are made the dupes Of
rogues, while rogues each other
cheat,
And he is very wise, indeed, who
never meets defeat.
When playing, some throw out the ace,
the counting cards to save,
Some play the deuce, and some the
ten, but many play the knave;
Some play for money, some for fun,
and some for worldly fame;
But not until the games played out
can they count up their game.
When hearts are trumps, they play for
love, and pleasure rules the
hour;
No thoughts of sorrow check our JOY
in beauty's rosy bower;
We sing, We dance, sweet verses make,
our cards at random play;
And while our trump remains on top
our games a holiday.
When diamonds chance to crown the
pack, the players stake their
gold,
And heavy sums are lost and and won
by gamblers young and old;
Intent on winning, each his game doth
watch with eager eye,
How he may see his neighbours cards
and beat him on the sly.
When clubs are trumps, look out for
war, on ocean and on land;
The bloody horrors always come wher
clubs are held in hand
Then lives are staked instead of gold
the dogs of war are freed
The other side the Broad Atlantic
late, the clubs have had the lead
Last game of all is when the spade il
turned by the hand of time;
He always deals the closing game il
every age or cline;
No matter how much each man wins
or how much each man saves,
The spade will finish up the game, and
dig the players graves.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
Always on The Go.

"The housetiy must CO." says a sol
emn scientist
But that's just the trouble with it.
1t does go.
If it didn't we could swat it.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

You didn't pay the slightest atten-
ton to the policeman who warned you
about the lights on your automobiles"
said the magistrate severely.
81 am at fault, Judge" replied Mr..
Chuggins. I'm a stranger in the city
and he spoke so politely didn't think
he could be a real policeman. Was
ington Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
viii Be Airy.

"Do you think that aviation will be-
come fashionable"
TIA certain extent" replied Miss
Cayenne. "Of course very few people
will fly. But if sairship costumes are
made sufficiently picturesque they will
be much worn. Washington Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
Effect But No Cause.

$50 there's another rupture of Mt.
Vociferous," said Mrs Partington, as
she put on her specs. The paper tells
us about the burning lather running
down the mountains, but it don't tell
how it got afire '-Tit-Bits
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

What sort of a magazine do you
publish?"
The official organ of the dentists. -
q see. A sort of mouth organ, Ell?
Toledo Blade.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

You are probably aware that pneu-
monia always results from a cold
but you never heard of a cold result
ing in pneumonia when Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy was used Why take
the risk when this remedy may be
had for a triae? For sale by all
dealers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
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SOME
MORNING SMILES.


IA minister, in an address to other
ministers, once said that he thought
ministers ought to be humble and poor
like their Master. 81 have often pray
ed, said he, that l might be kept
humble; | never prayed that l might
be poor-I could trust my church for
hat."-I.adies' Home Journal
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

The Hague has done much toward
promoting peace in the world"
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne, land so
has Reno Washington Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Many a young man with a brilliant
future has been dazzled long before ne
caught up with it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Watching the Mexicans scrap is
doubtless interesting, but it certainly
has some great drawbacks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Begin saving coupons in Grand
Subscription Contest. Coupon on Page
Five. .s.gtflgIM
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

A fire at the state capitol might
worry Atlanta. but wouldn't Macon
rear up on its hind feet and howl mer-
rily?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

There have been jokes and jokes, but
one of the best was the placing of
lemons on the tariff free list
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

After fifty years have passed peace
fully we will now proceed to fight the
Civil war again.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
refused to Be AureOIed.

Sunday School Teacher-If you are
a good boy, Willie, you will go to
heaven and have a gold crown on your
head.
Wilhe-Not for mine. had one of
them things put on a tooth once.--Puck
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
No Use,

Old Gentleman-Now, kiddies, do you
want me to have a game or romps
with you? Eth?
Youngster-Oh, no! We're playing ut
Indians, and you're no use. You're
scalped already.-Punch.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

We should thank that Washington
woman who willed her parrot to be
killed after her death.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Some exchanges seem to be confus-
ing corn clubs and locker clubs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Those dubious ATLANTA locker club
are again in the lime-light.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Nothing succeeds like the Times-Re.
corder's subscription contest.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Begin saving coupons in Grand
Subscription Confess Coupon on Page
Five.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

The Democratic broom has thus far
swept everything clean.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

If the suffragettes learn jiu-jitsu
there'n be a hot old time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Is it possible that Colonel Roosevelt
is firing of publicity?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

When will they allow Easter to come
along on a May morning?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

A woman may have the courage of
her conviction, but not of her defects.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Think of how hard the Memorial Day
orators must work O. nights.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

The French are very careless with
champagne
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

We will have Depew with us the
same-on the lecture platform.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

It's dollars to doughnuts that the
champagne crop won't be affected
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Mary's commencement dress is now
the household problem.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

The High School representatives are
out for victory.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

The new highway will be the best of
all
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

Easter was a very fine March day.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21
Is this the rainy season?

Memorial Day-next holiday!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

1t is hard TO lose Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-21

VI New Millinery bv every Express. Work.
night to keep up with orders. Come and the
play of hats in South Georgia. IS to so per cent Savn
who trade with us.