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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-05-04
A Hsrserd Don Mot,

ueTofo 00n MOI.
Oliver Herford and q friend were
strolling through = section of town
that was plentifully strung with pull
ley lines on which many a family
wash" was waving In the wind. Mr..
Heford's companion called attention
to the manner in which these gar
ments shut out the sky and otherwise
dishgured the landscape. Mr.. Herfcrd
gAzed at them thoughtfully and then
gently murmured: "The short and
and simple flannels Of the poor"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-05-04

Hongkong. - Rebellion, brigandage
and anarchy are stalking through the
western half of Kwang Tung province,
numbering pillaging and burning.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-05-04

II the present plans of the United
States surveyor general, Timothy
O'Connor, are carried out, four new
federal surveying parties will shortly
field.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-05-04
Minneapolis Carpenters Quit.

Minneapolis, Minn.-Four hundred
carpenters on dozen big buildings
here struck today. The men ask so
cents an hour raise.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-05-04

@N00D Vo0AA In Q hun
= pespared or
.N unAsestan16 how to
NDropeelyeafo forher-
Noek. O. oo0r6s near
n uNevogyW woman now
4 n0ays kAs medical
Z 1tICatAent at the
Hlse o( ehiA-birth,
zSN1ue many approach
WStAo oXpog3onoo with
un6tte6 for tho trial Of
Z Whsa tho strain q over
~ yocelve4 Q ohock from
AAr4 - Hoeovee. Follow
y tA1e oo0e0 tAo AervouS
Eing for tAo child. and (
~ In IL mother results,
ching more ehAI1ingthsn
healthy mother At chill
se6ehiN-blrth unAoe sisht
~ b - hAsar6 = health
ne unexp2ainehlo thing ID
thO ovide0co a shattered
beohsa heoltA yUoulung
DoPorea cod A1t3on, women
. SoinG 6dndly - IL trial.
ehouah th0 oIpesiencs
Ien un0WoHoA Thoy havs
ln' which 70 peopars. but
.ss;gs 80 gs1t e sAi0o'
ONES once chiNloos there
Afen beceuso Of tie fsct
=. Hnkham'o Vegetable
mAkoo Ao0 normal
strong.
.aa vho Wo9I1 me
vico In f0eARA - this
cordially Invited to
[fs. PfAkha0 ot Lynn,
? lettoe VIII b lid In
0e0Cos
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-05-04
Facts
About
Motherhood

n experisoos ef Nothsrhnod Is .
trying ono 70 most vonsa and marks
distinetly n epoch n their hves. Not
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

Catherine de Medici once entertained
the ambition Of acquiring both North
and South America as appendages to
her crown. and with that object In
view she dispatched couple OF her
representatives to the scene Of opera
tons. The northern section Of the en-
terprise was committed to the charge
of the queens favorite, Troilus de
Mesgonez. who was adorned with the
title of viceroy of France and sailed
from Havre with a large feet, only to
be wrecked In the Atlantic. Another
fayorite, Strozzi, was commissioned to
capture South America, but he was
no more fortunate than Mesgonez, for
he was killed at the Azores. These
happenings, however took a long time
to reach the ears OF Queen Catherine.
and In the meantime she nursed her
dreams and prepared a map on which
1.-The new world of the north" and "the
new world of the south figured as
colonies of France. This photographic
curiosity is among the map treasures
OF the National library in Paris.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
swsetnsss That Never Pals.

During a sleepless night the Vizier
Mujjeduddin Kumija dispatched his
slave. Bedruddin Ejas. to bring him
sweets. The slave procured a copper
kettle heaped with many kinds Of
fruits and sweets, and Mujjeduddin
began to eat.
"You relish them. my master2" asked
the slave.
The vizier shrugged his shoulders
'"These fruits are sweet--for the mo-
ment," he said, but show me fruit
the sweetness of which will endure
even unto the judgment day"
'Such fruits there are, my MASTER"
cried the slave and fastened toward
the Mesched Husa. where he awoke
the starving orphans in the house of
Alvin and led them forth into the
room of his master. Overjoyed. the
famished children devoured the fruits
Look, oh. my MASTER" said the
slave. Here you see fruits the sweet
ness of which endures unto the judg-
ment day"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Thrifty Harry Lauder.

There are many stories told of the
wonderful thrift of Harry Lauder. the
Scotch comedian. Once when Lauder
was in New York he was in a wine
buying party at the Astor. Everybody
but the Scot bought wine. When 1t
came his turn to buy he sighed.
We'll. boys" he said. Its my turn
to treat. Come along with me- I've
got fine bottle of old Scotch up in my
room. l brought it over with me-"
On another occasion he was with a
drinking party and instead of liquor he
took cigars. for which those who treat
ed him paid so cents apiece. Harry
put all but one In his pocket. He spent
two hours smoking that one. After the
drinking was over the little comedian
went TO the cigar counter and said to
the man in charge. Il say, man. wud
ye mind givin' ME ten cent cigars for
these fatty cent ones?" The exchange
was made. and Harry went TO his room
with five times as many cigars as he
had at the start.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Thouqht II Was Serious.

The burning of the famous Grey
friars church in Edinburgh occurred
one Sunday morning, and the young
people OF a house which backed upon
the churchyard We're among the first,
as they were preparing TO start for
church. to observe the flames. 1t was
the housemaid's Sunday out, and old
Kitty. the cook. was that day respon-
slbie for her duties. Hearing unwonted
commotion and excited outcries up
stairs. she came painting and hobbling
up from her basement kitchen, crying
anxiously at each stair:
"Oh. what is't? What is't?"
''Oh, Kitty. look here!" cried one of
the girls from window. "Greyfriars
church is burning up"
Kitty dropped Imply on settee.
rs that a. miss ?" she grumbled be-
tween gasps. What fright We geed
me. ] thicht We said the parlor fire
was out"-Youth's Companion.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23


There II. w. must admit today M
mouarch IN aus tongue upou the Htes
AIRY throne. me- sovereign world name
III poetry or prose. IN whom. as has
happened before now. not So many
generations ago. iu royal succession to
soft. Byron. Goethe. Hugo. TOlStoy
all the civilized world TeutnH. Latin
Celt. Slav. orienta!-is Interested for
" hose new works II looks CT where II
seeks the gospel Of the day Nai,u.h
iish, to use al irish word That bPcalur
a favorite with Sir Walter scott. il
does not matter. DO not let u~ nurSt.
the humor of the despondrnt editor
who mournfully told his readers. ''No
new epic this month
Nobody can tell how the wonders Of
la anguage are performed nor how a
book comes into the wort. cenirS y
genius. The lamp thar t".lay ~usH-
may think burns low will %, rrpirni-h
ed New orbs will bring light. l.Itpra
ture may he trusted To take care of
itself for il is the transcript of tire
drama OF life with all It's actors.
moods and strange flashing fortunes
The curiosity that il meets is per
petual and Unsuitable. and the impulses
that inspire it can never be extinguish-
ed.--John Morley.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Two Little Bills.

Robert was in the habit of expecting
reward for every little service. At the
end of the week he made out "bilr'
to his mother and carefully laid 1t
where her eyes would fall upon it.
The items were as follows:
Mother Owes to Robert
'Five cents for running errands.
Five cents for being good"
That evening there appeared beside
Roberts plate a paper upon which was
written:
Robert owes mother. for years of
happiness, nothing; for nursing him
through long illnesses. nothing; for do
ing good to him, nothing"
Thoroughly ashamed of himself.
Robert ran to mother. threw his arms
around her and sobbed:
Mother, | will do everything I can
for you after this, and III never ask
you to give me anything but just
love."-Onaha World Herald.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
The Caddie's Advice.

A famous woman golfer was talking
about the st. Andrews links.
And as wonderful as the Inks" she
said. "are the caddies. The Scotch
caddie is the quaintest of mortals. For
instance: 81 had skied lot of balls
one morning. much to my caddie's dis
gust Finally he teed a ball for me
and then. handing me my driver. re
marked:
moo, Teddy, let's see a guild shot.
and nae mair o. yer glory hallelujahs "
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Blending the Odors.

1t has been proved that two odors
which do not seem to have anything
In common. that of putrefied cheese
and that of pineapple. are so closely
allied from the chemical standpoint
that 1t takes but a few minutes to
transform an intense stencil into a
sweet fragrance. This curious expert
ment Is easily made and requires but a
small amount of three chemicals
valerianic acid sulphuric acid and
amylic alcohol. Care must be taken
not to spill over the fingers or dress
any drop of the first two named liq-
uids. Sulphuric acid is exceedingly
caustic and the stencil of valerianic
acid. besides being uncomfortable. is
very difficult to get rid of.-London
Family Herald.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
SleepwaIkinp,

Somnambulism has been a mystery
and a matter of discussion to the med
ical profession since the days of the
ancients. They knew as well as we
all now know that there is such u
thing as somnambulism. or walking in
the sleep. They attempted to explain
it just as modern medical science has
been endeavoring to explain 1t ever
since. But as it was then so it is now
There are so many explanations that
even the physician is puzzled to decide
which to accept.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Easy to Please.

$780," said his girls papa furiously,
'you think you could make my little
girl Arethusa happyT"
The young man considered his pro-
spective pa-in-law. who had gout and a
face like a fire engine and an eighty
horsepower temper.
"She's been happy with you, sir.
hasn't she?" the young man asked.
II think so. my boy-I think so." re-
piled his girls papa. II certainly
think 80. l think so certainly. I'm
certain think so."
"Well," chimed in the young man
sweetly, IF she's been happy with
you l certainly think / can make her
happy. l think so. l think so GER
tainly. I'm certain think So"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Awkvvardlv Expressed.

Gushing LADY, hear you've been
away for your health. professor. Mu-
slcal Lion-Yes. I've been at Marien-
bad taking the baths. Gushing Lady
Really! That must have been a change
for you!-London Opinion.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
The Outdoor Nation.

No nation loves nature so much as
the German The Italian travels to
get somewhere, the German to travel
The country walk for its own sake is
a German discovery. The English
mans ideal is park. the Germans a
wood. and the Frenchman loves his
boulevard Zeitung.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
She Admitted L.

Mrs. Malaprop said to Clara No
vello. the noted English prima donna.
"You will admit that there is u great
deal of evil life tn the theater"
True. indeed" replied Clara. but
on which side OF the curtainp'
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
The One Place,

"That Mrs. Gossip seems to be at
home wherever she may be-"
well. | saw her In a place yester-
day where she seemed decidedly rest
less and uneasy"
"You don't say? Where was thatT'
"At home" "-Catholic Standard and
Times
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
A Freak.

The elevator was waiting for pas,
sengers on the ground floor of the sky.
scraper when an excited woman iut-
tered over 10 the man running 1t.
Does this car go up" she inquired.
breathess
mo. madam" said the elevator man,
unperturbed. this is u crosstown car"
New York Times.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
An Economist.

you should ride a horse"
Cant afford it," said the apprehen.
sive person
But II will give you an appetite"
Perhaps But II win do the same
for the horse. - Washington Star
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
A ain GUN.

Professor Smart Is man of large
mental cnllher. Is he nott"
"IIe certainly Is big bore. ."-Uui-
versity OF Minnesota Minnehaha.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

The inevitable Kid and his question:
Papa. who furnishes the meat for the
train. the COW catcher or the train
butcherT'-Santa Fe Employees Mag
azine
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

WAS the play badY"
We'll, should say. Why. even the
lights went out az the close OF the
second act"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

That Il the blttercst Of alt 20 wear
the yoke Of your own wrougdoing. -
Eliot
The evening world., 1911-12-20

In Later Years.
Fnm lie Louisville Courier JounalD
why In Mabel 50 despOnient?'
She tried to put on her bridal gown
to-day and couldn't make the waist meet
by seven inches"
The evening world., 1911-12-20
GOES TO SING SING AS HIS
FATHER WENT BEFORE HIM.
George Crowley, Son of Former
Policeman, Gets Ten Years on
Similar Charge.

Following the route his father was
forced TO take. George Crowley started
for Sing Sing. to-day. there 80 spend a
term OF ten years. Crowley Is the son
Of a former police sergeant, WHO spent
seventeen years and six months In I'll
Sing for attacking little Maggie Morris.
The charge to which the son pleaded
entity and for which Judge OSullivan.
IN General Sessions. sentenced him. Is OF
A similar nature. \
Young crowley Is not new to Sins
sing. lie was previously sent there for
two years for a burglary. Besides. he
has spent q term In the reformatory and
another in the penltentiary on charges
OF impairing The. morals Of little girls.
Crowley lived at No. $40 East One
| hundred and Forty-second street and
the officers Of the Gerry Society have
been watching him. Several complaints
| had come from young girls In the Bronx
district about "A man who had offered
them indignities. Crowley was arrested
| and Identified by all the girls.
The evening world., 1911-12-20

certain speci,liti"s Tia" largest and most
cmricnt American mills are able by
Skillful organization materially 10 re-
du"c The difference Ia cost
The investigation was begun In 1910,
ana has been pursued ~ home ana
abroad In the United states expert IN
~,e-tivators visited i.2D wool growers In
nineteen States and ~ counties. Spe-
clal agents worked IN Australia. SOUTH
America, England aud IN the European
Continent Figures were Gathered from
mills also
A large part Of h repor' Il de-
voted To wages. efficiency aud employees
\ large proportion OF machinery used IL
made abroad. or the .s.Vp employees III
the Industry IN this country q per cen
were born In foreign countries and more
| thRn NJ per cent. had no previous expc
' ricnce IN mechanical industry. whereas
IN European countries-England. for In
stance-famllics are trained In the pro
duction Of wooilen products by mo
chinery.
The evening world., 1911-12-20
|FAINTS IN TELLING HOW
RICH CHILD INJURED HER.
Woman Who Is Suing Darwin
kingsley Daughter Collapse,
OH the Stand
on tIle SIand.

Th.rese ~it1kauson. Who IS sIinP four
te~.n-ysa~-,lI iiopc Kingsley. daughter
Of Darwin klng.ley. President 81 the
Nc~ YORK Lie fn.utan'e Company. TO
recover s2d,v. for alleged personal in
Juric-. tainted white under cross.exAm-
|i'Iilon IN the Supreme Court this
mo- aLd mad TO b" cirfied from the
courtroom.
Ms Iiakan-on was formerly n maid
IN tie Kingsley home She alleges thai
the pretty NH. diighter OF the million
airr pushed he or az elevated sink In
the Ait.hen ~ the Kingsley nome three
years afo, caising her permanent in
JJrlcs.
The trial Was began late yesterday
before Justice Amend and a jury. and
when resumed his morning Miss
fIilanson was ct~oss-eSaininel Dy
Charl.s Steckl-r. counsel FOR the Kings
l.ys. She appeared extremely nervous.
and At times her 10 the qtes-
tons were barely audible. She said
there was no r"ason why the CHILD
should want TO hurt her. Then she
became hys.crlc,l and tainted. \ ply
siclan was summoned and Miss liakan-
son Was soon revived.
Miss Kingsley was accompanied to
court By her father and mother and
took a very keen Interest in the pro-
ceedings. Frequently while her lawyer
vas mining Miss lIakanson
She would lean over and prompt him.
Justice Amend cautioned the jury not
to bc sway,l by sympathy Tor Miss
uakanson because OF her unfortunate
Dlixh to-day.
The evening world., 1911-12-20
VALID REASON ron olscRiMiNA
TON IN RATES.

That there IN NJ valid reason for the
discrimination mat nov exists as bs-
tween the wools Of class !. tmerino
cross -bred) and ciAs II. CEnGiish. me-
dunn and iustre). and hat these W
glasses could properly be consolidated
THAT the present duty Of ~ cents per
pound On secured wool s~ prohibiuv..
prev en,inv creotualiy the importation OF
clean. low-prlced foreign woods OF tn"
lower grades that would bo exceedingly
useful Ia the manufacture OF woollens In
this country. and ~ 80 usei might dis
place In large measure the cheap sub
rtituies now 90 frequently employed In
that industry. The fact that such chenp
woods are ~ such heavy shrinkaEe that
they cannot he imported In an unsecured
STATE emphasizes all the more the pro
Eihitiv. character ~ the present secured
pound duty.
That an AL yaloiem rate !s open Ia
grayc difficulties fro'.' the point of view
~ administrations and revenue. IN ths
case ~ 4 crude, bulky commodity nk.
WOO. produced IN many REMOTE regions
and hnding It's way into IA. markets
through so many various channels al
trade.
The cost ~ manufs curing wooden
and worsicd yarn and cfo,h In th'
United States II much higher than ~
Europe. The main clements ~ cost al
production are cost OF plant. mstor!al
and labor. The cost OF erecting nnd
~caulpping both WOODEN aud worst-,
mills II much hlghct Ia his countr,
than In England.
tn. material - increased In prlc,
!. by thc duty on raw wool. The mann
facturr, who imports his wool mus
, paw the fun amount ~ the duty. Wool
I grnwn In the United states ar, Increase,
The evening world., 1911-12-20
cosT or SUIT OF CLOTHES COM.
PUTED

The rop, ~ = suit 81 clothes from the
back Of u sheep ~ thr back OF - man
II computed In the report. AMI thr
profits which accrue IN IN" process are
traced 10 Their sources For purposes
~ computation the hoard n suit
Of clothes retailing At ~ ana whole
sailing ~ tiGb This - aid 10 repre-
sent fairly the suit Of Clothes worn by
the nv"fag" American
Th. farmer receives Tor the wool ~
such , sun G2 and his pront In os
cents. IN. manufacturer ~ clOth -.
cclves for his pgojnct N1s AMI his pront
IL W c.u,s. the wholesale clothing dealer
rece,tes for his product tidO and his
pront l. SaiS, tile retail clothing d"alc'
receives Yss ana his profit Is $50 The
ngures are aggregate.
Extracts from the report follows
The result Of the raw-wOol invest'-
ys,Iof csiS dishes the fact that II costs
more to grow wool N the United States
than IL any o,her country. that the
meiino woods required In such great
volume by our mills are the most ex-
p-nsl,. ~ an wool produced. that the
highest average cost ~ production OF
such wool In the world IL In the state
OF ohio ana contiR territory, ana
that the lowest average COS, on similar
wool IL In Australia.
"Thc board Nm ir that the present
method 81 levyinx the duties upon raw
wool IN a defective In that H.. operates. by
. OF the varying s~hrinkaees Of tn
LINDA OF wool. Ia prevent tn,
OF many heavy conditioned
sorts which. n imported. would d sub
sta to the stock Of sound rtspl'
available for The manufacture OF wooiici
IN brips.
The evening world., 1911-12-20

Whether you pay 81. 90 or $1,000 for q
piece of Christmas JeWelry at Lamberts you
may be certain Of saving money, and you
may also be sure of getting an honest,
guaranteed. dependable article.
There is still time for a careful selection
of presents, which. if you wish, we viii
keep in our vaults until Saturday night
and you need not pay until then.
The evening world., 1911-12-20

The Rev. DIR. Charles !. Young, pas
tor Of the Church OF the Purltans In this
city. died to-day at Long Branch, y. j.,
OF heart disease. Dr. Young preached
the funeral ermon over President Gar
icld's body. lie was born In Scotland
seventy-three years ago. a widow and
four children survive him.
The evening world., 1911-12-20

"G", pshou," sad disappointed Robbie after he had rubbed the peppers
OFT Of his cvcsf THIS morning and a ride dudke, II didn't cant to udke
up
"Ncnhcr dd l." said BESSIE n had such a nice dream about helping
SANTA mdhc has toys yOn percp painting all ne drums and sIeds, rocking
horScs and rantoad hains, and ws dressing the doHs-red pretty dolls,
too
.hos" beauffuI tos nat zee made in his Workshop uoadnt that be
0EANDr
"f0u bet" ansucred Robbie "But nercr MIND. Bessie. Santa wH surely
cmc nyt MonddU and ne 'front.' forget us u ue re good"
The evening world., 1911-12-20
Lamberts Richest Display of
Christmas JeWelry

You who have not been able until now
to buy your Christmas Jewelry will find
at Lamberts as large, beautiful and varied
a collection Of Solid Gold and Diamond
Jewelry, Diamond and Solid Gold Rings,
Solid l4-karat Gold, Gold Filled and Ster-
ling Silver Watches, Opera Glasses. Sill.
Verware and Clocks as if you had called
when the holiday season was young.