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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20

The Radcliffe Signal says ANY bust
ress is more respectable than what is
termed loaang. A young man had
better sell clans by the pailful than
hang around public resorts numbering
time and his own reputation"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

when the final contest comes for
Pickett, about the only people in the
district TO weep will be the postofice
Apprentices and the politicians feeding
on the hope of future political prefer
,lent by the appointment route" says
the Iowa Falls Sentinel.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20

A Bad Mixture.
Goodness, but that singers voice %
sharp!" "Yes, and her notes arc nat
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20
THE TEACHERS BEAN SOUP.
rcrupSy County 2on,,hlicap1


Last week the school teachers OF
Iowa took the capital city by storm
some 5000 of them In all: big and lit
tie; pretty and more pretty: wise.
otherwise. and perhaps some unwise-
landed upon that village of Certainty
Vile in "one fell swoop."
They filled every hotel to overflow
ing complaining not when smooth
tongued clerks glibly quoted double
rates for rooms for the school teacher
has learned from long experience tina,
he who casts pearls before swine
can expect them to turn and rend
him. They filed the theater to over
flowing; they shopped and shopped in
so many places, that some human ada
ing machine got busy and figured that
the school marns" Of Iowa left fully
100000 in the town at the fork OF the
Coon.
And for all this, some cub reporter
on the morning paper, doubtless some
hohtailed chap and very evidently
bob-brained one, waxed facetitious at
the expense Of the teachers and what
ne termed their bean soup. 1t seem
ed to burn deep into the soul Of this
poor chap because every $45 q month
ed year in advance, Parlor A at the
leading hotel, then arranged for her
meals to be served in her room and on
| the hotels best silver plate. and then
pass out IS kould pieces a. appro-
pirate tips. All these things must be
done on that s45 and there must be
| enough left to dress decently. attend
all the shows, do all the other things
required OF a teacher. expecting te
borrow enough to pay her fare home
thus setting horrible example Of ex-
/ travagance Tor the youths of the land
! Suppose the teachers did ea'
cheap meals? Since when IL that be-
come crime? Do not the Des Moinei
hotels make speciality Of cheap cfui
breakfasts, cheap luncheons and cheaI
| dinners, for the Des Moines bushes!
/! men? The bill Of fare from any hcte
in Des Moines will prove It 20, and o.
what argument then, does q rs cen
lunch become a virtue for the bust
ness man Of Des Moines, and q crime
for a visitor within her walls?
/ we think the morning paper owe:
the teacher an apology for. on thu
whole. there IL not a more underpai<
4 profession or vocation IN the state. 1
is required Of . teacher several year
Of preparatory study, il IN Ies1s.s. s
that vacations be spent In expensive
studies at selected schools; and then !
1 - required that more or leso trick,
Itexsmination be passed every now an
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20
PICTURE SHOWS.

Washington County Press1.
Smiths moved into the opera house.
Patrons have comfy seats there, and
there are safe exits in case Of fire pan
&c, and they need not be asphyxiated
by rotten, poisoned air. A foul aired
room is an abe mination in Israel.
Films have been brought to such
perfection, they are fine object lessons.
teaching thru the best avenue Of our
senses. Nothing equals the eye. See
ing is believing" ga
Picture shows, tho, ge: the theft" OF
their popularity from the darkness.
Lame hands can be held. you know. II
is astonishing the number OF hands
that suddenly go so lame they have to
be held. Yes, and snoothed thru the
whole performance. Eye hath not seen
Eyes. it has. too), but ear hath heard
80 many tell OF the many, many soft
| Iovesick couples improving the time in
| that delightful mode OF caress. right
! in this town, that is as romantic as
any town in the country.
| Next to going TO a dark picture show
! room is raiiroading in a mountainous
country, where you plunge into tun-
nels every mile or two. I mind com
! ing up from Venice thru the Austrian
Tyrol country. More tunnels than one
could shake stick at i'll week. and
| the train was dark. Didn't l chance to
be in a compartment with only two
others Ny, my. Selah.
Picture shows have come to stay
mainly because they are dark. Folks
don't always love darkness rather than
light because" their deeds are evil
more likely to be "suucky"-no?
| Spoons and lovers must have picture
shows And when the eIectrics are
suddenly TUNED on, don't they jump.
1t is too funny.
| And. then. the cheapness allows en-
tire families Of poorer folk to go and
sit together, and enjoy an hour. These
shows are q public benefaction. in thai
way. In the cities they have great
~ injured the theaters.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20
STATEMENT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
FIDELITY SAV|NGSBANK

Organized under the laws OF Iowa, 10
Gated at Marshalltown. Iowa, in the
county of Marshall, at the close OF
business on the 18th day of Novem-
her 1911. made to the auditor of state.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20

Assets
Amount of bills. bonds and
other evidences of debt
discounted or purchased
actually owned by this
bank tol' i'o''0
Gold coin In
vault ........s $4,000
Silver coin IN
vault ......... o5'-oo
Legal tender. Ma
tionaI bank notes
and subsidiary
coin 1S,56S.61
Drafts, checks. and
other cash items
not dishonored.. 4.4sI.s5
Total s25,e13.54
Amount subject to be drawn
al sight or deposit with
solvent banks ......... 9s'4"o-.
overdrafts 19o2.sl
Expense account in excess
of nroits Nothing
ya,ue of real estate $50. 100000
Value Of personal property -'oee.Vo
Total assets $685., ess. 90
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-20

The above is true of spices. and what
motif we had penny change a zone
weight" package would be standard.
ard it would sell for eight. nine, ten, or
whatever might be the legitimate price.
based on the market for raw material.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
GIRL RIVAL OF MATHEWS0N
Young New Jersey Woman Allows op-
ponents but Three Hits, Making
Three Doctors Amputate Air.

Though neither n Matty nor a Mar
guard, Carrie Kilbourne, schoolgirl
of New Brunswick, n. j., put 'em over
the plate in such skillful fashion that
the most exacting fans were satisfied.
The young woman was pitching for the
team of the German hospital of Brook
lyn against the team from Williams
burg hospital II she had had better
support her,side might have won. The
score was to against her team.
The game took place at Saratoga
field. Miss Kilbourne was wild at first
and passed several men; but she soon
steadied. The Williamsburg doctors,
internes and ambulance men suffered
from anaemia of the batting average.
They showed they could handle a
bandage or an instrument with more
effect than they did baseball bat.
Miss Kilbourne made five doctors am
putate the air In the innings she
pitched and allowed only three hits.
Her nerve was shown best in the sew
enth inning, She passed two men and
then a hit filled the bases. But she
struck out the next man and the fol-
lowing two were easy.
At bat she was a good waiter and
twice got to first on four wide ones.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

Nearly all the western conference
teams have men Of more or less abili.
ty In the punting line this season.
Capt. Andy Gill OF Indiana is prob
ably the best in the west. his work not
only being Of the long distance varie-
ty but extremely accurate. Minnesota
has a man Of great ability in Capron,
who is said to be better than Johnny
McGovern in the drop kicking line and
far his superior In punts
Illinois has Seller. who won three
games from his team mates last year
merely through his ability to kick
goals and who was hailed as one OF
the stars OF the west on this account,
although his work In other depart.
ments OF the game was no better than
ordinary
Chicago has not a man OF ability
and Coach Stagg has been working
night and day trying to find a player
who will be able to cope with the stars
of his three great western adversaries.
With the uncertainties OF ground
gaining in the open game. punting has
Increased tremendously In import.
ance. Forward passes are at best un
reliable ground gamers, while II is
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

"Tis wise man, said Ruh,rr EIDE
SON, who knows when to ask mes
tions The other night ! was standing
inside the railroad station when an
Irish cat driver came ~ 70 me and
asked me how soon the next train
came in. told him and he said hanK
you and went away IN about five
minutes he came back with the same
question I told you not more man
iive minutes ago. said ! know It,
he answered cheerfully, but it's not
me th't wants to know this time. It's
friend OF mine outside th't has 10
watch his horses and can't come in an
ask yez himself! "-Young's Maga.
zine
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
UMPIRES TAKE OUT POLICIES
Venezuelan Arblters Guard Against
kll Accidents, Says Armando Mar.
sans. Cincinnati Outfielder.

IN Venezuela. according to Armando
Marsans. the Cincinnati outfelder,
who has relatives there. the people are
Just as wild over baseball as in Amer.
lea or Cuba The umpires down there.
says Armando. are crafty. Before ev.
cry game they take out accident in.
surance policies. The most violent
rooters in Venezuela are the president
and treasurer OF the local insurance
companies and they take no chances
They guard and protect the umpires.
defending them against the crowds
and at the same time. preventing any
sudden demand upon their own seas.
uries.
IL fail to unuerstan' de American
spich," complains Senor Almeida. the
Mexican player on the Cincinnati
team. "Senor Mclean he say to me
de ozzer day dat am full of prunes.
Why he max such accusat'. when be
sat wiz me an know perfectly well
have not even touched one prune?"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

almost impossible to gain consistently
on line or end plays. The days when
heavy or strong team could sweep
irresistibly down the field toward an
opponents goal have passed. for even
the weakest eleven is able to check
a heavier team II its defense is work
ed out properly. With the uncertain.
ties Of ground gaining under the new
rules II has become almost habitual
for team to kick on its third down In
case II has more than yard or two
to gain.
There is nothing more dlscouraging
than for team TO lose the gain OF
ten minutes OF fierce play simply
through the ability of player Of the
opposition to send the oval twisting
and hurting high In the air back to
the place from which the march be-
gan. A fair team may make such a
march twice. n good one twice. but II
takes the exceptionally well coached
and strong hearted eleven to try time
after time, realizing that the slightest
slip on the part OF their offense leaves
an opening Tor the opposing team to
put the ball back to the starting
line
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
eSpOr( (iI\g
GOSSIP.

The tall end OF the season was more
of joke this year than usual.
Bat Nelson wants one more chance.
They always want "one more"
Now Governor Dix is shouting for
the repeal of the new boxing law.
1t is now the season for resump.
tion Of the winter baseball yarns.
Kicking probably will be more ef-
fective in football than in baseball
Reports from Michigan indicate that
the team will be better than ever this
year.
Italy ought to hire Gotch to threat.
en- the terrible ones with the toe
hold.
Apparently Yale is not going to
rely upon one game for a reputation
this season.
Yale probably will remember how
much her gorging last year amounted
to, however.
Bill Bass of Richmond, Va, and nat
urally one of the old families. has be-
come hope"
In baseball as well as in everything
else everything depends upon whose
OK is being gored.
According TO reports. Northwestern
lacks ginger in Its football. while the
Maroons have Paine.
Evidently Hughey Jennings is tired
OF managing team composed princi-
pally Of individual stars
After prize fighter has gone by
the thing to do is TO learn how to
lose gracefully and naturally.
Kutina, the frstbaseman for the
Browns, Is wrestling partner of
Frank Gotch In the winter months.
In Venezuela our national sport has
taken fem root and the natives ara
playing II almost as we'll as we are.
It's almost as hard to understand
the interpretations OF the football
rules as 1t is to understand the rules
themselves.
Speaking OF proselyting, what about
this Yale professor walking of with
Battling Nelson's brother from Le-
land Stanford?
Bob Dunbar, Boston's sporting ex.
pert. says Martin Sheridan undoubted.
ly will make the Olympic team. bur
he will have to go some to win any
nnints.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
When Friend shin Counts.

The doors OF the deformed man are
always locked, and the key is on the
outside. He may have treasures Of
charm inside, but they will never be
revealed unless the person outside CO.
operates with him in unlocking the
uoor. A friend becomes. to a much
greater degree than with the ordinary
man. the indispensable means of dis.
covering ones own personality. One
only exists, so to speak, with friends.
II is easy TO see how hopelessly such
d sensitiveness incapacitates man
,or business, professional or social
me- where the hasty and superficial
impression Is everything, and disas
Ter is the fate of the man who has
not all the treasures Of his personals
iV In the front window where they
can be readily inspected and ap-
praised'-From the September At.
lantic.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
a Broken Bone.

Your first duty. after notifying a
surgeon, is to provide support for the
injured member in the form of an i'm
provised splint. Flat pieces of board,
as broad. If possible, as the limb and
slightly longer than the broken bone,
canes, umbrellas. in fact anything that
will accomplish your end may be used,
In adjusting these, pad with any soft
material that is at hand; straw, leaves
or cushions made Of grass may be
used. Avoid any pressure on the in.
jured part, cover 1t with cloth, and
keep wet with clean, cold water
Woman's Home Companion.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Wheatcroft aolna Away.

Irving II. Wheatcroft. the million
aire owner Of the st. James stud at
Lexington, KY. made the announce
ment the other day that he viii soon
begin the transportation of the entire
stud to Australia. The stud includes
such famous sires as Saint Savin, Ce-
sarion and Don Royal and numbers
159 horses In all
The shipment Of the Wheatcroft
stud will be the largest and most val
liable ever made from America, as II
is valued at $150,O00. Mr.. Wheat
croft plans to establish another great
stud near Melbourne.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
YALE'S WEAKNESS ON PASSES
Coaches Think Eleven Needs More
Drilling on That Play-open
Style to Get Trial.

The work OF the Yale football squad
thus far has convinced the coachers
that the teams weak point this year
is likely to lie in a failure to make
the most of the open style of play.
The team has failed lamentably in
oft-repeated attempts to gain ground
by the use of the forward pass.
In the Wesleyan game, the visitors
had no trouble each time in intercept
ing the attempted pass and breaking
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
salye TO consrlenoe

II was at concert where the re-
moyal Of hats vas not obligatory. sun
the woman with conscience wished
to he accommodating She psrHed 10
the woman sitting hesid- her and
said:
Does my sat bother your"
Not In the least" said the ether
woman sweetly, so the woman with
conscience settled colnplacently back
to listen TO the music while persons
on the hack seats twisted their necks
ont OF Joint trying to see around her
hat
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Jones and sohmldt Released.

Outfielder Davey Jones and Catcher
Charlie Schmidt, veterans of the De-
troit baseball club, will not be with
fhe Tigers next season, as waivers
have been obtained on both, and they
will probably be seen in the minor
leagues In 1912. Jones and Schmidt
Joined the Tigers In 1905, and up to
this year both of the men have play
ed first-class baseball. This has been
a disastrous season for Jones, and
Schmidt has been practically useless
to the team all season. having only
caught four full games.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Grapefrult Greeneru

Effective greenery for the dining
room table may be made by planting
the seeds of grapefruit. Sow them
thickly, and in two weeks, If the earth
is good and has been kept moist in a
warm place, the little shoots appear.
Two weeks more and the leaves un.
fold. and very soon there is a mass OF
rich, glossy green, which is not aJ.
fected by gas or furnace heat.-subnr.
ban Life.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
MISTAKEN DIAGNOSIS DOCTORS
GUESS WRONG AGAIN.

About five years ago ! wrote to you
that had been terrible sufferer
from kidney and bladder troubles, and
that my physician informed me that
my left kidney was in such condition
that there was no hope for my recov-
cry. ! was advised to try your Swamp
Root as a last resort, and after taking
four iifty-cent size bottles, passed a
gravel stone which weighed ten grains
! afterwards forwarded you this gravel
stone. Have had no return of any
trouble since that time and cannot say
too much in favor OF your wonderful
preparation, Swamp.Root, which cures.
after physicians fail.
Very truly yours,
+. II. HORNE,
Route 3, Box 30. Roseboro, N. C.
Personally appeared before me, this
3lst day of July, 1909. F. II. Horne,
who subscribed the above statement
and made oath that the same, is true
in substance and in fact.
JAMES NJ. HALL.
L,i,srio Notary Public.
Ur A a..
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will
cure any possible case Of DISTEMPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
Of all ages. and prevents all Others in the
fame stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs. so cents and 81 90 bottle Agents
wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co,
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
An Unhellever.

10 his adhesive tailor, 81 object to this
Sir" said the naughty American
boorish dunning. | would have you
know that my great-great grandfather
was one of the early settlers"
And yet" sighed the anxious
uadesman, there are people who be.
heve in heredity."-Argonaut.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Letter 10
Dr.. Hllmer A Go.
Blnfhnmtrn. y, v.
Prove What Swsmp.Root win Do Fo, you

Send TO DIR. Kilmer G. Co., Bingham.
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. II will
convince anyone. You will also re-
ceive booklet Of valuable informa.
tion, telling all about the kidneys and
bladder When writing, be sure and
mention this paper. Regular ffty.cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at
all drug stores.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Would Arrest Him Anyway.

Sergeant-'Alt! Take Murphy's
name for talkin in the ranks.
Corporal-W'y, sergeant, e weren't
talkin.
Sergeant-Wasnt he? Well. cross
1t out an put i'm in the guardroom for
aeceivin' me.-Tatler.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

up the play In that game Yale also
tried to use the on-side kick without
success.
While the natural thing for Yale to
do might be to abandon the attempt
at an open game, which never has
proved of great value here, the coaches
instead have determined to go ahead
and try to develop the new football
to the fullest extent
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Nor ALI Succeed.

One hears a great deal of the coun.
try boys who make good in the great
cities, but there are a number of 9th.
ers who go there and get less public.
ity.-Atchison Globe.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
sometlmes Not at Home

Charity Worker--You poor soul!
Does your husband always hang
around the house all day?
Mrs. Tenement (cheerfully)-ln-
dade, no Half the tonne he's in the
lockup.-Tit-Bits.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

thank Doan's Kidney Pills. They
cured me and for over a year have
had no suffering from my kidneys"
When Your Back Is Lame, Re-
member the Name-D0AN'S." soc. a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co..
Buffalo, n. Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

] could scarcely stay
on my feet from diz-
ziness. My ba c k
ached as If II would
break and | was
nervous and often
cried. | doctored
but grew no better
and the outlook was
dark indeed. Yet
relief was to come
and | can always
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
A Cross-Reference.

Mistress-lIave you a reference?
Bridget-Foine; oi held the poker
over her till got it--EIarper's Bazaar.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Not In Vain.

Noah sighted Mount Ararat.
AT last" he crieG. the mountain
resort with an ocean view!"
Herewith he felt the voyage was not
in vain.-PuCk
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
For coins and GRIP

Hicks CAruDRE IL the best remedy-re-
lleves the aching and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquld--efIects Immediately. l0c., 25c., and Soc.
Al drug stores
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Do Away With the Blues.

Well, now, when all is said and
done, after you recovered from that
last fit of blues, did It do you, or
anyone else, any good TO have It?
Make that last tit the last one.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
And So On.

What is this domestic science?" in.
quired the engaged girl.
1T consists Uf making hash out OF
the leftover meat, and croquettes out
of the leftover hash" explained her
more experienced friend.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
A Difference,

II is claimed that there are as many
microbes on a dollar bill as on fly,
But the dollar bill does not make such
desperate and continuous efforts to
alight on you.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Serious Business.

Madge-Was George fooling while
you were playing golf.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., hope not?
Why, accepted him.--Llppincotts
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26

Accidents, Burns. Scalds, Sprains,
Bruises, Bumps. Cuts, Wounds. all are
painful Hamins Wizard Oil draws out
the inflammation and gives instant relief.
Don't wait for the accident. Buy it now.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Avoid Paradlna Troubles.

"Expectin a man to find satisfac.
tion in hearin about yoh troubles"
said Uncle Eben, gives him credit
fob havin' purity pore disposition"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-10-26
Uncle Eben,

de man dat expects to git sumpin'
foh nofin,' said Uncle Eben, "gener-
ally makes a mighty risky investment
of time an trouble dat ought to be
worth consid able"