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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-06-01
TROUBLE IN SCOTLAND.
Gentleman Visits Palisade-Says Even
in Scotland Villages Are Dis
turbed by Factions.

A gentleman from Scotland who
visited Palisade recently was invited
to attend the Borough Council meet
ing one evening at Fort Lee
mo, I thank you," he REPLIED 81
prefer not"
But you are liable to see a lively
meeting" was suggested.
well, know it couldn't beat one
of our village Board of Education
meetings in Scotland. Say, but we do
have terrible times over there"
What do they do?"
ooh, everything! They are wrangl-
ing from start to finish, and many
times break up in a row." answered
the Scotch visitor.
What do they do?" was asked
"You had better ask what they don't
do. | can't begin to tell you. The
Board of Education is empowered
with certain jurisdiction on school
matters, and they are always in
stew. First one thing precipitates it,
and then another. You never can
tell"
well" suggested the Pa1isandian,
81. have always though that, with your
long centuries Of civilization, you
would have by this time learned how
to prevent disorder in all civic mat
tiers. Will they never regulate them
selves?"
'My dear sir, never! Human nature
is the same the world over, and has
been since Adam. Men cannot get to-
gether and agree; it isn't human ma
ture. Any man in public office has
got to take his medicine and be criti-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-06-01
COULDN'T SEE 1T.
Morsemere Man Tries to Tell a
Palisadian Something.

Morsemere Man Tries to Tell
Palisadian Something.
81 saw you Sunday" said Morse
mere citizen to a Palisadian the other
day.
THAT so? Where were your"
Il was in Palisade."
"Where?"
Didn't see me? I saw you-in a
carriage and white horse"
Nope; wrong again. I wasn't in
a carriage and white horse"
well, who said you were?"
That's what you said"
''Y OH didn't get what said"
"You said I saw you in carriage
and white horse"
That's perfectly true"
"But, man, I wasn't in carriage
and white horse"
''Say, was in a carriage drawn by
a white horse, and I passed you in
Palisade."
Il didn't see you"
That's what I've been telling you
all this time"
ooh, yes; I see the joke now. You
were in the white horse and I couldn't
see you"
Quit your kiddin'.'
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-06-01
IAN EPIDEMIC"
Palsade Girl Mistakes the Ice Signs
of Schenectady.

Some time ago a young lady from
Palisade was touring in an automo-
bile with her family and her best fell
low Up at Schenectady, on a very
warm day, the ICE" cards of yellow
were hung up all over town. They
were very glaring, and finally became
a question in the eyes of the Palisade
girl
Say" she finally mustered up cour-
age to ask, 81 wonder what kind of
disease they have here? 1t must be
Epidemic
NO" replied her beau, somewhat
of scholar himself; chose cards are
for the ice wagon. The disease they
have here is what all town have in
summer and is only endemic"
Whereupon there were some
screams.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-06-01

cised. 1t is the same in the wilds OF
Africa, on the South Sea Islands,
among the tribes of cannibals. You
cant keep down talk and you can't
prevent factions. Human jealous1es
are always paramount; you cannot
dodge them Great big men set them
selves up as leaders, just as little fell
lows do the same But they all get
bowled over in time.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-06-01
THE ITALIANS PHILOSOPHY.
He Defines the Difference Between
the Boss and Laboring Man.

Feeling the citation Of a few glasses
of some New York brew, the old Ital-
ian was in a bright mood the other
evening as he boarded the rear plat
form of a Paterson car at the ferry.
He carried bundle Of something as
big as himself, at which the conductor
protested.
"Say, Spaget, you can't carry that
in your lap. You'll have to get off
and hire an express wagon" he said.
CAV! Whatsa dat you say? Nav!
You no putta me off | stay here an
sect on eet! Datsa fine! See?"
And before the conductor could pick
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30
NOv|CES To CROSS
HOT SANDS Of
THE DESERT
Ella borate Preparations Being
Made for Big Shrlners Cere-
monies; Large Class Initial
ed Tomorrow Afternoon.

ho'tcI ana hotter lIuW Tho sands
al ne desert fou1hci and rouehCr
hccomcs NE back of the camel lo'
iul ana yet more intiul wax the 81.
bles OF Ballut NbyaI rsmlle OF the
Ancient Arabic order of tine Mystic
shrine, as the dav draws near Tor the
his ceremonial which that famous o.
dor will pun OF % albuquerque
The pot is simmrring nicely now.
and under hc careful coaNing OF the
Waichlul attendants viii be boiling AT
mli llt bY tomorrow afternoon ia
readiness Tor the quiNering flesh @.
the shrinking noophytos for whom IL
De- being prepared.
This viii he the irst ceremonial nj
the ShrincIs in the magnificent now
temple ON Central avenue. aud spo.
clal preparations arr being made tu
have II one long to bc remembered
Special rates have been made by the
santa re railroad, HE tichcts 1eiug
on sal, TODAY. with return limit
good until June q aud lt T. expected
nat Shrlncrs from ali over New MoN.
!cu vii po un hand tu SEQ The doings
A large class of uuyicos viii he
taken the Journey over the blistcung
sands These also are gathered from
various points throughout The terri.
tory. and are said 10 Ne AN exception
hllt promising and Juicy looking SET
Arrangements have been made with
The local hospitals Go care Tor Them
aitoI tbcN have been ilt through me
mn ANA a. here are several under
takers enrolled among the member.
ship ol The local temple Then, seems
go BE- littlc doubt that an ain pc
cared for ia manner bciiitihE The
dignity ANA standing of member of
ihis most ancient ANA ilius,ripus or.
der
1hines viii begin happening al
o'clock tomorrow afternoon when n
business session Of the temple win
be- held Al . ucloCk The clAnging
gates OF the cavern viii be- uponof
ana The trembling aoyiccs. proddei
hN the lhrVeprOnped forks OF The AZ.
tondants viii De- driven Ia 10 meet
their awful doom q they survive b..
they viii Doc fed IA O'Clock -ans. "
D said ihe! viii mood nourishmenr
pN that time Al thar hour a hanouci
VIII be spreal, and those Who are
familiar with the reputation OF tho
Shrnors AZ feeders need not be told
that II viii be some banquet.
The ceremonial bids fair 10 he one
~ M lheecsi events oyer held IN
h''iel order circlcs ln in,s ciiy
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

orial dny tHH ser a-id. %. 90. p.1pl,
"i the United states Go commemorate
and honor thr sp'ulprs aud sailors
$50" haN, fought for the Stars aud
stripes Iu Ca, DAYS CON, by n, re-
Tered Too tnr 'iu of Paul when no
wrote hut, i"usht good nght.
I nav, uuIsa,d ms cou.-c." ana said
THAT should apply Go ,F,n good sul-
dicr tnd sailor n r.Mud .n detail
tho excitement caused Dos The shot
beard around Ga, world" Iu 1851,
1nD' that um, uc has seen The ranks
rrtu THINNER aud thinner ola. sur
NNIug -uIdI.. sruW fcrhlr aud to,
t'r.Us aud srf n. spoke of tho
great struggle IH,-r .Ju, WDu nude
Co., sat, our nation from disruption
ANA c,,U rI. rhr was the great
cst suuge'r BOO the history of our
country
Ar.r continuing tlc history of the
grou iii rlcan republic from the
moment b. Nr freed from England
until 1861 tnc speaker stated that
Too rr,I question of slavery caused 10
AN -latr.} aas the greatest m"'-
lem aI iht um.. England had uh".-
ith,d o Hnd thr United state folio"
'd, succeeding "niN hy ono "f the
Wust bou1l, wars rs the hFiu'. ~
up human race
PROF undlcy stated thar H. r-
mrmberod distinctly Whom Won lu..
ru was elected president n 1880 I'M
Nole of 100000. How rm Van
Buren's time the trouhIr WI .I,ad-
Ing ultn the war nnally h.rn I'm 1861.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

tN, greatness af th, man II. Was
born r Indiana 100 lNSJ ~ tn age
0i rs b.. began teaching school ia
at native stat, aud from that time
hI career commenced 49, an educator
", uusht Tor ut,-four yours m pub-
Ii. ~cuupl- and rnilcgcs Toxins a.
l'tt.us pant lu MANY of them.
TIN last w,ntsn,. years 90 rrof
ltad'D> rfc h1s boon ius,pirahlv
connected with in.t of th, Sew MrV-
Ieu college OF N9rul'ur, auI Nc
.hanr Nri.
lu 1852 mo La- cruces rollya, Was
.EJu,1rd g., Prot Hiram iGd1c5
TINS furnished an, uuslru ol IA,
Col. 8. OF Apt!rultur, and Mechanic
Arls. 0hi,l opened las doors for .is
first session ou January gL lsao.
HItu Prot Hiram HpdlDy as it, Grst
president Later the prrs,ut college
wa- esf.hi. ucd aud PROT HidIcy roe
manned president for 20 hummer 90
oH.s After retiring from the pres.
d'uey. 20, taught ln tho Same ustitu-
ton until 1904, when b., retired 20
private iIf.
D t'. N-... NiAhltI ''t|INaH Ir iNH
g..tr-t institution zoo t1, M,slu val.
..N and ht- done It1r, tn rdurutp and
develop OBJ. present generation than
anything r.r in southern Nrw Mex
..1. 90 u.- turned ont scores Of
graduate ,H1t have been 30 credit o.
~ institution and TN territory Such
W.u a- OSCAR g. SNOW. Prot FABIAN
Garcia ATTORNEY william 4 Suthrr-
land pru g. r. Mundel. PROT ROY
L,rk.n prof Mathew Sfy,lc. PROF.
~ II SIgiz. IA Burt. Joe Bennett.
1ud mau others who uuW occupy
high positions IN llfc. oscar snow and
Fabian GHfU both entered tbe coll
J rgr Oh, dHN i opened ana both wery
u ,hr ur graduating class
From small adobe budding .a
1881. o.. 'llcge moved u, 90 brick
building u.H being occupied by tho
primary H,s ot the Las cruces pub
70, schools in 1854 NcFi, hail. de-
strofrd h ure last fall was COM
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30
Telephone a..
tiDT II tII'S,itN

Just 10 waeu, rue .omu hn.
-omr hot statesmen DO Washington
3D.. and py tho, al. going to p. not
t"r and ,t i- u.eD tht %, real .u-r
80 legislation win have p,,n reached
The Democrats ha,, propouuded ID
questions 60 th, sonta, and ho,,
ISSUED ou ui,lmatum g. The effect
that they viii sNcitcr bake ANA roas,
Tor tn pasFaeo of thos, measures
The sona,, likewise. hns been NOV.
ins ponGcrously and caml, along. sit.
ting under electric fans. artnkne
lemonade and studying over the sit
uaiion
u is not merely question 81 heat
100 Washington, u b. something ur
more reaching Were thc s,uat, and
thu hOusc alone concerned tho couu-
'ry could take its summer vacation
aud leave its Statesmen 10 tho pleas.
ant task Of seeing which side would
mel, thc su"ncr
but ~ Washington thcr, are foN
thousand cabinet Officers. employee.
clcrks. private secretaries, minmr,
attaches, ambassadors ana other col.
irials who az, becoming impatient
Hot To say p'rturbcd. II Is long past
Oh, opening OF the fishing season.
The golf season is already with us.
The bathing beaches splash alluring-
IS Tho summer srls have doomed
their bathing suits and tho YACHT
'ldbs arc ready for the seasons sall
lu The meantime the president.
safely casc"ucod aboy, tom pf Ice
a da}. pleasantly discusscs reciprocity
Hiic the t'mpcratur, mounts higher
Ncutaly and PHYSICAL, bc is as cool
as 81 clam and about ae oommunica.
tt' o9 on'tnins elise except bis pct
swap Niu Cuuadp
{, 81 ont, ouc, "a great WIN, that
a." iu'ub,u of courr,se aud a., pf-
ncU SCI have caus, tu turn their
'',s towards the balan,. of mankind
FOO real Open JEALOUSY Tho present or.
CASTOR ls indeed. Nhru tho ui,ucmn
throng BIAS all Tho best Of lhc bargain
'"r hy ,hr ton, ooumps. quilts ana
hr official srt rtla pu H. buiun,
clothes. th' best fish viii Toe caught
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

pletcd ana The institution began 70
EruN. To-day thcre are ninc build
inps aud another one in course oi
coaatruct0u
prof Iiad,ci mas erected magui-
nron' uom. Just ocloW the col, go
eamuu. Nhcr, hy Is spending the
evening of hIs day- ia watching The
developing of this institution which
represents Ga, croWHlng effort Of his
life WORK Hr serves as "a member ~
tho board nt rcpvuts and helps in
many ways 90 assist In the manage
mont ot thy institution.
m, Alumni association ar. show
ms som' appreciation to- their worthy
teacher Jos voting tine erection of "a
statue g. nis honor Tine association
d. composed of over 100 men aud
women Ul or whom PROT Hadlcy
nas seen graduate. aud this token OK
."N, uud respect shows that luhots
aro duly appreciated
Any public mproN,ine nj olvats re-
ccIV,s Wn approval aud encourage
m"nt of PROT Ildisy ana ,h, cit
iz,ns of the Mcsilla ,alloy have loaru.
cd that his udgmUn' s based on
many years pi cSporivuy, aud tnorr-
i"re th, best "ntliuaulc lir b. truls
tho greatest educator aud philaututo-
pist 100 tine valley
Prot o. ~ Mitchell u,Jd 90, tn,
chemistry department - m, Arr.
UIlturui rulirsr has h,,n requested
hy sou' ChIc.-" Wru 90 tt the
Whit tud.' u,tr Nl4mrpnrju 90
Juaitf. 90, sounds for uutl uu
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

WIN the resignation of Lawrence
y Delaney as manager oi o., looai
Western Union ofnc. ID. telegraph
mpau' loses good man ana the
'plo ut AlDugueruu, who have
.|usv 10 usc a., wires likewise suffer
loss Nj pcanc,'s plar, win b,
dfncut 90 nu Having spent uruc.
uoa'lE llr um, iu the telegraph
business Nh pclanc, was naturally
'" expert Ia AN branches of thc art.
pahic of rendering the best cot scr,
..r 90 thc company and Co tho gen
'rai ruphr That Mr. Dciaucy ma,
I''F every success iu an, unr Of
H'~'u"ss Zee ma, enter hereafter IN
in' Nisn 'I rh. Evening Herald An
e.' t.'I rint be- goins to continue
D." mHf Huu w Nbuqu,rqu,.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

IH. l r.o Times. which b. i....
'0 .HI OFF land belonging e
M'"". H.att ri,nscd that p,a..
hu. ..w. 100 .o.t % must hay" boon
haunaHa experience for Ia, Tim,.
dUru. Those da.a d1l- down thor. .p
M,tI,..
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

Tie cattiom,n report livestock n
fine condition ana tho sheepnen
have similar report the alfalfa
iarmcrs ana truck gardontrs report
crops excelicni while the fruit raiseis
aff rpinr n nave q bumper iiold
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

N1W tnat ruclc sam has began
treaties Tor arbitration oi au disputes
Nith England aud France. Germany
"1d Japan also want similar treaties.
~ we Keep ou laLuchiua droad.
naugh's ANA sismng poac, treaties.
International peace ls assured n -
snort Time
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

I..I f.. decision 90 o.. Uf.I
-.i. ...ue court e. U...Us
l" DOL a..l, have o. b.. ..U..
n.H| . '.nf l- it has p1r drI
Iu UHHuHt,dlE good au .|
Nh.'H'. good mcdiciu, BE- t.a
.u'| another Iu,Htion
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

Ground oats rolled barley. Acme
efo'sud mixed feed Tor horses. Icr~,.,
dair, COW ir,si-moic miih for h.-~
'Uonc,, o. W iiI.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

49, ntHu aunount. ..I .u,.
U.t U.. fln prmocut r 100
tI. .I.., % thos, p,n..i. .lu.
HI. not ouf,fU I.. u.
Hl ua goo mil out N. N
t...ua u ..t, of 700 b. .. .
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

u Willard gets Those pumping
plant. going rUft. Vc VIu Juj nav,
.to'call IL the willard valley. und thcu
Ia vail VIII pp Ir from E.lncia.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-30

Coolest place In city to dlne Fash.
lon Cafe
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17
Free Remedy
 Helps Children

Many mother has learned of way of avoiding sickness in her family, es- pecially among the children, by the use of free sample bottle of the ia nous laxative, Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. This offer of the doctors to send free sample bottle has been re- sponded to by thousands of women in all parts of America.
 This Dr. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin is a truly wonderful laxative and especially adapted to the needs of babies and children because it is pleasant to taste and no child will refuse it. Then, it is mild and never gripes. It Is all that a chi1d's remedy should be, though 1t is a good laxative for the whole family because 1t is effective at all ages. It is simply not dynamic like salts. pills and powerful cathartics, which should not be given to children anyway.
 Nine times out of ten when a child complains and you don't know exactly what is the matter with it, 1t needs laxative-its bowles are constipated. Syrup Pepsin will correct the trouble. tone up the child and soon 1t will be we'll again-over night wonderful re- suits have been secured with Syrup Pepsin.
 You can buy 1t of any druggist at fifty cents or a dollar bottle, the lat ter being the family size. but you are invited to make a test of 1t first at the doctors expense. Send him your ad- dress today and he will send you a free sample bottle direct to your home. Then when satisfied buy 1t of your fav- orite druggist.
 pr. Caldwell does not feel that the purchase of his remedy ends his obli- gation. He has specialized in stomach, liver and bowel diseases for over forty years and will be pleased to give the of charge All are welcome to write him. Whether for the medical advice or the free sample address him Dr. w. E. Caldwell. 402 Caldwell building. Monticello, III.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17
CHARLOTTE CHRONICLES
Happenings of the Week in Dota
 Township Briefly Told

J. C. McGiIl spent Monday at Batesville.
 Mrs. Rebecca Moore and chil- dren spent Saturday at Newark.
 B. A. Weaver, from near Bates vile, spent Tuesday here on busi- ness.
 Mrs. E. J. Palmer left last We'd nesday for Como, Tenn, to visit relatives.
 MT. and Mrs. Curt Stoner visited relatives near Tuckerman few days last week.
 Hon. and Mrs. w. D. Baker of Sulphur Rock spent a few days here last week.
 MT. and Mrs. c. W. Jernigan attended the Magness-Lenehan wedding near Magness Sunday.
 Mir. and Mrs. E. L. Jernigan spent Saturday night and Sunday at Newark with MT. and Mrs. w. w. Jernigan.
 Mrs. Florence Holcomb and son, Album, of Pleasant Hill, spent Saturday night and Sunday here with relatives.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17
The Telephone

Don't add to your troubles the inconvenience of doing without a Telephone.
 There is no department ot business, professional or in- dustrial life in which it IS not an essential part.
 No community, however small, can enjoy the full ad- vantages of modern life with out including the Telephone. By its use to the needs ot humanity 1t has proved its claims to rank as one of the necessaries of life.
 The farmer who wants to make his farm more profit able and life more pleasant for his family should have a Telephone in his home. NEWARK TELEPHONE
 
 COMPANY
 K. D. FILLER, MANAGER
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17
DIRECTORS AND TEACHERS

A meeting of the school directors and teachers of the county will be held at Batesville on Saturday, December 9th, 1911. A program is being arranged for the meeting. Hon. Geo. B. Cook, State Superin- tendent of Public Instruction, will be present and will address the di- rectors and teachers. It is hoped that every director and teacher in the county will be present.
 SIDNEY PICKENS,
 County Examiner.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17
ANDERSON-PHILLIPS

Edgar Anderson and Miss Mat tie Phillips were married Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock at the home of Squire M. E. Burt, near Mag ness. Squire Burt officiating. They are excellent young people and The Journal most heartily joins their many friends in extending good wishes.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17
SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY

We will offer for sale at public auc- ton to the highest bidder for cash in hand, at the front door of the post office in Newark, Arkansas, on SATURDAY, NOVEMBER IS. 1911 The following described articles, ,towit: Two black horse-mules, 16 hands high and six years old.
 Two mare-mules, 16 hands high and ten years old.
 One horse-mule, 16 hands high and twelve years old.
 One mare-mule, 16 hands high and twelve years old.
 Two two-horse farm wagons, culti- vators, blows and other farm imple- ments. GEO. F. CRossER,
 M. DRENNEN.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17

Gen. W. K. Surridge, ex-sheriff of Lawrence county, has announ- ced as a candidate for commission CT of mines, manufacture and ag- riculture, to succeed Clay Sloan, who will not be a candidate for reelection. Gen. Surridge is a live booster for a Greater and Better Arkansas and that's one of the chief qualifications for this office.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17

A religious debate between By mum Black, Christian, and Ben M. Bogard, Baptist, is billed to happen at Newark some time next month. Sharp County Record.
 A religious debate, did you say? -Pocahontas Star Herald.
 Sure. Didn't think 1t was going to be a cuttin-up affair, did you! Sharp County Record.
 An, shut up and tend to your own knittin. If we folks of New. ark want to peel each others knots for Christ's sake, let us alone Don't the Bible say that it is mans chief business to sarve the Lord and that when your neighbol kicks you in the slats you should immediately Diff him on the righ. cheek?
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17

Here is a good thought from Farm and Ranch for the farmers: "The best way to fight cotton speculators is to produce every thing possible to run the farm and produce as little cotton as you can. Why plant a large crop of cotton when cotton doesn't pay? Reduce the acreage. If you want to pro- duce paying crops plant food pro- ducts. Even the cotton specula- tors must have food crops"
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17

Drainage sometimes is possible at comparatively small expense and a great deal of it is now being done in Arkansas, but there are yet vast areas in this state which no one is making any effort to de- velop. The time is coming when these marsh lands will be in de- mand. It is a simpler and cheaper matter to drain them than 1t is to irrigate the desert lands of the West. People are learning this slowly, but surely, neyerthless, and the time is coming when there will be no swamp lands in Arkan- sas they will all be drained and in cultivation.
The Newark journal., 1911-11-17

It has been suggested that an advisory vote for President be taken in the Democratic primary to be held in March, by placing the names of Wilson, Harmon, Clark and others, on the ballot. The Journal knows of no better meth cd of getting the sentiment of the state as to its choice for the Dem- ocratic Presidential nomination, and we think the suggestion a good one.