The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-03
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Richmond, o; Petersburg. 4.
Dnnvillc, =; Norfolk, IL.
LHnchburE. %; Ronnokc, *
STANDING OF THE TEAMS.
WHERE THEr PLAY TODAY.
Ronnoke Mt Richmond.
DanNillc ut PctcrsburG.
NorfollS ut LynchburE.
ny Gus NIALnENT.

Petersburg, Va. August 2.-Weli. We
nre still looking for that panacea
which is going to cure whatever ails
us. Speaking OF JUS" In this far OFF
CLINE means Richmond OF course. and
far off cline refers specifically 10 the
usually good natured city of Peters
burg. However, IN view OF the fact
the; the "pesKy critters" grabbed all
three OF the games OF the series just
closed-the last one by a ! 10 resul;
we are rather dubious of further
fraternizing with them. al least In SO
far as baseball is concerned.
Returning to that panacea referred
&c above. We are not quite so sure
whether we desire a panacea or an
an,idote for one named Andy Bruck
miller Some individual who failed TO
consult the oracle and placed his
ehekels so that they are now decorat-
ing the money bags OF a Goober en-
thusiast was unkind enough 20 sug-
see. prussic acid for the gentleman in
question. But far be that from, or
words 10 that effect, again INDUCING
IN the epigrammatio expressions of the
derel!ct Skillet. of Hcnnerracker
Ready for Bruck miller, but
o. fear not, fair one: we still have
like the debutante at her coming out
party. we are Just a tri1e timid in
making a beginning. We-the we
always means Colts-thousht we were
about ready TO put the double cross on
Andy to-day Everybody was there
with bells dangling from every dang
able portion OF the anatomy. Bruck
looked to the stalwart Colts about as
big the small end of cambria
Fn De
larger as the game grew shorter. until
IN perspective we now see him tower
ing head and shoulders above the other
pgnly fingers OF this league.
With faces hidden and with shame
causing bushes to mount our heroic
countenancss, we confess TO having
made one tremendous. juicy bingle off
srnckmiller in nine innings. each ad-
hitting OF three excellent tries We
a:e- not eoasting OF our proves Far
10 the contrary II is merely a modest
admission. However. even though we
were successful in slamming a hurri-
cane safety TO centre garden. the count
up rails to show check mark in the
column marked runs, which. dropping
INTO the vernacular.. means that Bruck-
miller welded the alabaster palette.
HoEue Makes Debut.
ia Rogue. reiict OF the departed
'N' " 'c!' anu EumorGi pTOtege OF
Jimmie McAleer. made his debut as a
member OF the Richmond stalwarts
Fred Lucia hnillnE from the same
parts. came along. The two made un
the bulwark of defense for Richmond
And gather not that their debut was
FAILURE. for, paradoxicai as IL may
seem in view OF the result, they made
the most favorable impression. Hoeuc
is here TO stick. He will keep his job
until the majors carry him off. And
Lucia Is likewise fixture He Is cool.
ness personifed. He has a head. ana
uses IT for IT'S original purpose (Many
OF the Colts'have seemingly forgotten
that the head Is that part OF the body
In which thought is fathered.) His
wing Is great, and he pcgs with m
case which is refreshing. Result: No,
a Cooler pilfered
But the stars We're not properly set
A mix-up in the second inning allowed
the lid to be put down tight. and al
Petersburg sat on the top. KeltheI
rode free. Hogue did his one moo,
piece OF work when he hit Howedell
who followed Hannifan bounded q
foeter over second bag and Dobson nnc
Martin did the salaaming act while
the leather rolled on to Wallace The
big fellow heaved to Baker. but The
heaVs got away. and Kel!her. Howedel
and Hannifan scored. Exit hope-fo,
Richmond. Bakers error didn't los,
the game though. for in the seventh
three successive hits, one for an cxtr: