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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
Benton's Withdrawal.

After the death Of John C. Calhoun
friend said to Senator Benton: II
suppose, colonel. you won't pursue Cal
houn beyond the grave" To which
he replied: mo. sir, when God AL.
mighty lays his hand upon a man. sir,
take mine of, SIR"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
Novel DOG Hospital.

Open AFR treatment for pneumonis
In dogs has been adopted by . New
York home During the last few
weeks the roof Of the building has
been converted into . modern dog hos
pital and canine patients are treated
there each olear day. Already ths
homes veterinarians say, ssvera
cures hAvs been effected
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
Tho Brains Eye.

R. w. Doyne. in Medical Record.
states that "eyo" really exists In the
brain. It is. In fact, very compound
thing, subconscious brain Judgment
involving many other organs than the
actual anatomical eyes. It involves
knowledge, experience. very largely
the sense Of touch, and sometimes the
sense of hearing OF smell
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14

in my side, sick
headaches and ner-
vousness. Ihad ia
ken so many medi-
cines that / W as
discouraged a n d
thought l would
never get well. A
friend told me Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound a nd it re-
stored me to health.
/ have no more
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
Danger Of CslIuIold Comb.

A Stockton-on-Tees jury returned
ferdict Of accidental death" in the
:ase OF girl who was burned to
teath as result of her celluloid
'omb becoming ignited when she was
seated In front Of the fire. The jury
condemned the use Of celluloid combs
because Of their high infiammabil-
ty.-London Daily News.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14

Constipation causes and aggravate.
many serious diseases. 1t is thorough.
ly cured by DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets. The favorite family laxative.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
You Can Get Allen. root-ts,e rRrr.

Write Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns. ingrowing nails and bunions All drug
gists sell 1t. 25c. Don't accept any substitute
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
INFLANI=
NATION
AND PAIN
Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Creston, Iowa. 1 was troubled for
a long time with Inflammation, pains
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14

Yon will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.
You think you are catching cold. DON'T
wait until you know it. Take a dose OF
Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can't
catch cold.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14

TO CuRt A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
Dru sgists refund money If it fails to cure. e. w
GROVES signature is each box. Csc.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14

Mothers win find Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING
Byrup the best remedy to use foT their childrep
1uring the test thing period.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1911-04-14
PILES CURED IN 6 1914 DAYS.

Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT.
Bleeding or Protrudng Piles in to Ia days soc
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
The Trolley Here,

Wednesday afternoon of last week the
trolley car purchased recently by the
Frederick Railroad Company to be run
on the w. F. & G. division arrived at
Thurmont, several Of the officials Of the
road being passengers.
The car is new one, nicely painted
and comfortably furnished. We, with
many others of this place, We're some-
what disappointed, owing to what has
been said through various papers, in that
we were looking for larger and differ
ent colored and designed car. 1t is said
by those who have ridden on this car
that it Is very comfortable and easy
riding car. and we have every reason to
believe it to be such. This car has been
making runs between here and Frederick
and Monday was put on to make regular
runs, taking the place of the steam cars.
The arrival of this car at Thurmont
did not cause any great demonstration
such as was held on the arrival Of the
first steam drawn train from Frederick.
Few people knew that the car was CON-
ing and only few were at the depot
when it did arrive. Nevertheless. the
ideas and desires of the promoters of the
road have at last been realized. The
little road has had many "ups and downs
since it's inception, but, by hard and un
t;r;no efforts Thurmont and Frederick is
at last connected by trolley road.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
New Advertisements.
Wanted.
For Sale (2).
Johns Welty.
J. T. Joy & Son.
Examination of Teachers.
Frederick Railroad Schedule.


Mt ~ mary Atcluss
The St. Anthony baseball club was de-
feated by Emmitsburg last Thursday on
the latter's grounds by the score of So.
Owing to several misfortunes tie St.
Anthony and Thurmont game scheduled
to be played In Thurmont was caneelled.
The remains Of Mr.. Harry Little. who
diSd several years ago in Huntsville,
Ala, were taken up and sent to THU
place to be placed beside his wife, who
died two months ago and was buried In
the old Mountain cemetery.
Saturday M. s. M. baseball club de-
feated Gauladet College 60.
Tomorrow the locals will play Albright
College on Echo Field. This will be the
last game until after the oral examina.
tions. June l3 M. s. M. will close Their
most successful season with the strong
Mt. Washington club.
Many people of this place spent Tues.
day in Pen-Mar.
Company A and troupe X Of st. An
thony's parish are still busy rehearsine
for their big western melodrama. Last
week we told the children to come AND
see Aunty Lou, this week the manage
ment announces Carl as special feature
for the boys. Both the coach and in.
structors are weh pleased with the work
of those concerned. With their untiring
efforts and the cooperation Of all thii
play will, without doubt, be the best
ever held in the local hall.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
Worked Satisfactorily.

The tes st made last Thursday evening
with the Chemical Fire Extinguishers
by members Of Guardian Hose Company
proved that the machines werescapabie
Of doing all that is claimed they will do.
A quantity Of dry bark, excelsior and
wood was gathered and five gallons of
coal oil poured over it, then match was
applied. After burning for some time
the material from the chemical tanks
was thrown on the blases in short time
the fire was under control. Those In
charge and the large crowd gathered to
see the demonstration were we'll pleased
with the results obtained.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
Graceham Letter.

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Gaver of Middle
town spent Sunday with his brother
Elmer Gaver and wife of this place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Colliflower spent
Sunday with her mother, Mrs. Miller of
Friends Creek.
Mrs. Shingledecker and daughter spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. John Single
decker.
Mrs. Emma Firor and children spent
Sunday with Charles Eyler of near Frank
hnville.
4 Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Gilbert of Fred
erick spent Sunday with Mrs. Sally
Martin.
Last Sunday morning Messrs. Harry
Null and Elmer Creeger of this place
left home at 3. 80 o'clock bound for
Doubs, the home of Mr.. Null. The trip
was made on bicycles. At 6 o'clock they
arsived at Jefferson and remained here
until 10 o'clock at which time they start
for Doubs, arriving in time for dinner.
They started on the return trip at
O'Clock and arrived at Graceham at 8 P.
M.
Mrs. Domer and son visited her mother
Mrs. Smith on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Collifower, Mrs.
Adam Zentz and children spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Daniel Zentz.
Mr.. Steiner Humerick visited sister
Mrs. Harry erosion on Saturday.
Messrs. Roy Saylor and Paul Valentine
of Motters Station spent Saturday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Saylor near town.
The Ladies Aid Society will hold their
monthly meeting at the home of Mrs. P.
e. Burhman June 3.
Mrs. Samnel Boiler spent Sunday with
her fatherMr. Vim. Buhrman and family.
On Sunday Morning at 10 O'Clock there
will be preaching followed by Lovefeast
and Communion, to which all are cordially
invited.
Delegates appointed from our C. E..
Society and Junior Society to attend the
convention held at Middletown on June
the 4th are Rev. Heubener and Misses
HELEN, Lottie and Belva Collfower.
Mrs. Charles Laymen left on Tuesday
to attend the Funeral of her Neice at
York.
Mrs. George Strong spent several days
with Mrs. Joseph Freeze of Thurmont.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01

Prof and Mrs. Beachley, Mr.. and Mrs.
James Firor.
Class l9l1-Catherine Albaugh, Birdie
Troxel, Ethel Webster, Helen Coli
flower, Mary Favorite, Helen Wisong,
Joseph Fry, Leslie Troxel.
l894-Dr. and Mrs. E. B. Seton.
l895,-Effie Baker Shaffer, Viola Stocks
dale, Sarepta Grimes, Mr.. and Mrs.
Clarence Creeger, John Jones, Mr..
and Mrs. l.. W. Armacost. Bessie
Martin.
1896-Linnie McGuigan. Laura Wisotz-
key, Zula Stocksdale.
l897-Mr. and Mrs. George Lickle, Stan.
ley Damuth.
l898-Dr. and Mrs. Weed, Mr.. and Mrs.
Emory Wisotzkey, Mr.. and Mrs.
Grayson Shatfer.
ls99-Mr. and Mrs. John Martin, Mar
garet Waesche.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
COMMENCEMENT.

of the Thurmon High School
held Hall During the playing of professional
graduates pupils principal the school, of the
evening marched the the hall the and took their
Rob ubcner opened the exercises with This
followed with reading of Every excellent and
aenvey by the assembag of friends of the graduates
and school, Hon Reno Harp Frederick delivered the address to the
graduates Col John after brief review of the
distributed the diplomas to the graduates The for the evening
az follows .
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
Decoration at CreagerstOwn.

DecOfatlON At CftHgtfSCOWH'
Sunday afternoon memorial services
were held at Creagerstown nnder auspices
of Reno Council, Jr. o. U. A. M. Jason
Damuth Post G. A. R. and number OF
members of Columbia Council Jr. o. U.
A. NJ. of Thurmont. attended the SER
vices. Addresses were made by Thad.
"A. Wastlsr of Highfsld, and Rev. S. B
Stevens of Woodsboro.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
"A Kentucky Belle" In Town.

This pretty little comedy will be pre-
sented in Town Hail, Saturday evening,
.Jnne Sd, by cast selected from the
members Of the High School.
The management hopes to uphold the
high standard already set for these en-
tertainments and hopes to have the most
liberal patronage. Music will he furnish
ed by Hauver's orchestra. Tickets on
sale at Shaffer's store.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
For States Attorney.

hereby announce my candidacy for
the Republican nomination for the office
of States Attorney for Frederick Coun-
ty to be voted for at the next primary
election.
respectfully solicit the support of my
friends throughout the county.
GEORGE r. DENNIS, JR.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
For States Attorney.

At the request of my friends l am
candidate for the Republican nomination
for the office of States Attorney for
Frederick county, by populor vote at the
next primary election throughout said
county. Your earnest support is respect
fully solicited.
Jesse +. X. Heagey,
1f2 Court St.. Frederick, Md.
feb l6 If
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01

l9OO-Grace Waesche, Maud Weller.
l9Ol-Lester Birely.
l9O2-Flora Dotterer. Park 10y.
l9O4-Mr. and Mrs. Carl Gall
l9O5-Mr. and Mrs. Howard Creeger.
1906 Rhoda and Sannie Dotterer, Daisy
Grimes, Mrs. Margaret Birely, Mr..
and Mrs. Maynard Freeze, Maurice
Albaugh, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. McGill.
l907-Mrs. Robert Rouzer, Mrs. ,Thos. j.
Pryor, Helen Albaugh.
1908 Eva Harbaugh, Ernest Stoner.
Robert Rouzer, MIR. and Mrs. Russell
Unger.
l9O9-Haz Eyler, Guy Freshour, Mr..
and Mrs. Foster Summers, Roscoe
Mackley.
l9lO-Eva Kelbaugh, Edgar Wachter,
Kennard Harbaugh.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
For States Attorney.

To the Republicans of Frederick Coun-
ty, Md. At the request of my many
friends, hereby announce myself as a
candidate for nomination for States At
torney for this county on the Republican
ticket at the approaching Primaries and
respectfully solicit your support.
WILLIAM H. KINKS.
mch 9tp
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
Personal.

Messrs Frank and James Stokes of
Frederick were visitors in Thurmont
Saturday of last week.
Miss Carrie Boblitz Of Washington is
visiting her mother, Mrs. E. L. Boblitz.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Martin and family
and Mrs. Geo. Lickle of Waynesboro
visited friends in this place during the
past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grason j. Firor of Bal
timore spent several days with Mrs. Jos.
T. Firor last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Barthlow attend
ed the funeral OF Mr.. Ed. Powell at
Lewistown, Sunday. Mrs. Barthlow is
q sister Of the deceased.
Mr.. Michael O'Toole of Baltimore ar
rived home last Sunday.
Mr.. Irwin Fisher of Waynesboro, Mr..
and Mrs. Calvin Hinea and Mrs. Allen
Hoover visited Mrs. David Fisher at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Willhide last
week. Mrs. Fisher has been very i'll for
: the past 10 days.
MTb. SOTd null dtlu uduSheSl Sio'eSo
her sister and aunts, the Misses Smith,
last week.
Mrs. Lydia Blessing of Myersville is
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. E. Willhide.
Mrs. Calvin Anders and son and Mrs.
G. II. Valentine of Rocky Ridge spent
Sunday with Mrs. Anders mother, Mrs.
David Wierman.
Mrs. H. M. Freeze and son and her
sister, Miss Olive Martin, after ten
days outing among friends in Baltimore
and Norfolk and other places in Virginia,
returned home in good time to enjoy the
Memorial Service at Thurmont.
Lester and Russell Baltzell have taken
their departure to Detroit, Mich, where
they, with their older brother William,
expect to be employed, and we trust may
be successful.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01

WANIFn-Local and travelling statesmen
... representing our reliable goods.
Any man of good appearance who is not
afraid of work can make this satisfac-
tory business. Write at once for terms.
Outfit free. Territory unlimited. Big
money can be made Apply quick.
ALLEN NURSERY CO., Rochester, n. Y.
apr q 4mo
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
FOR SHERIFF.

To the Republicans of Frederick coun-
ty, Md.
At the request of my friends hereby
announce myself for nomination as a
candidate for Sheriff at the coming pri-
maries, and respectfully solicit your sup
port.
SCOTT S. WELTY.
june l tp
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
FOley's Kidney Remedy

Foley's Kidney Remedy.
Isparticularly recommended for chronic
cases of kidney and bladder trouble. 1t
tends to regulate and control the kidney
and bladder action and is healing, strength
ening and bracing. ]. X. Waters.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
CLASS DAY.

evening May 29h Glass Day exercises held in Town
Hail. Considerable the Class of 1911 in the dec
Grating stage pd plants being arranged astical
among coloss gold and black bunting Music furnished W
orchestra composed of Mesrs Pnckney Herman and Stanley
Hauver Mr. Joseph Fry Master OF Ceremonies
The papers during evening ceda and each received
very applause The program for the evening follows
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
ANNUAL COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES
THURMONT HIGH SCHOOL.

Exercises OF the Ihurmont
High sch began Sunday morning st. Johns Lutheran church, at
which preached by the pastor
Rev. the graduating class and pupils OF the
school in charge Beach assembled the study room in
the church reserved for them during the playing the
professional.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
To The Republicans OfFreder
ick County.

l hereby announce that / am candi-
date for Judge of the Orphans Court Of
Frederick County on the Republican
ticket.
earnestly solicit your support in the
coming Primaries.
Very respectfully,
DAVID M. WHIP,
apr 27 tp Burkittsville District No. 22
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01

EXAMINATION
TEACHERS.
The examination of applicants for
Teachers Certificates and Free Scholar
ships will be held in the Frederick Girls
High School Building. East Church street
on
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY AND
THURSDAY,
June 20, 21 and %, 1911.
This examination is only for persons
who have never taught, and for those
teachers now engaged in the work who
have been notified by the County Super
intendent to attend said examination.
Morning sessions will begin promptly
at $50 clock, afternoon sessions at l.30
o'clock.
Applicants for First Grade Certificates
will be examined in Orthography, Read
ing, Writing, Arithmetic, Geography,
United States History, English Gram
mar, Bookkeeping, Algebra. Natural
Philosophy. Physiology. Plane Geometry,
-four books), General History, National
and State Constitutions, Theory and
Practice of Teaching, and Laws and By
Laws of the Public School System of
Maryland.
Applicants for Second Grade Certifi-
Gates win be examined in Orthography,
Reading. Writing, Arithmetic, Geogfa-
ply, United States History, English
Grammar, History of Maryland. Algebra
Ito qusdratics), Physiology, National
and State Constitutions, Theory and
Practice of Teaching, and Laws and By
Laws of the Public School System of
Maryland.
Competitive examinations for scholar
ship for girl at Western Maryland Col
lege, for a boy at Maryland Agricultural
College. and for scholarships at the Bal
timore and Frostburg Normal Schools
will be held at the same time and place.
No certificate of qualification as a
teacher shall be issued to any male under
nineteen years of age, or to any female
under eighteen years Of age.
Examinations for colored applicants
will be held at the same time and place.
BY order Of the Board of County School
Commissioners of Frederick County.
JOHN T. WHITE,
June l St Secretary.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
THURSDAY, JUNE 1, 1911.

Foley Kidney Pills contain just the in
gradients necessary to regulate and
strengthen the action of the kidney and
bladder. Trv them yourself. J. X.
Waters.
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
PROGRAM

! PROFESSIONAL, ORCHESTRA
INVOCATION. REV H. HUEBENER
SALUIAlORY-ESSAY, HELEN b. WiSoNG
CLASS ESSAY, Sne Lab NhH' MARY A. FAvORTE
CLASS GRAFTON . "PEAcE' W.
VALEDICTORY CATHERINE
10 VIOLIN SOLO, Selected" Mr. EDGAR
ADDRESS GRADUATES HARP ESQ., Frederick
13 DISTRIBUTION OF DIPLOMAS, JOHN
IA .kEV D. w. hAMMERSLEY
HAuvE1's ORCHESTRA
ACCOMPANIES MISSES FANNIE Roof MARY FREEZE.
JONES, 10y,
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01
ALUMNI REUNION AND BANQUET.

banquet the Alumni Association OF the
Thurmont High evening In Town Hail. large
number membership being present The hall and table decor
ae very nicely with ferns and flowers The program for the evening
initiating of the graduating class into the mysteries OF
This Immediately followed by Life Motion Picture
entitled Life Boarding SCHOOL, shown by Mr.. Lewis OToo After
this present gathered around banquet table patake of esh
ments, being follows
Grape Fruit
Rolls Cold Ham, Potato Chips Olives,
Tomato Salad, Coffee.
II D. Beachy and after few remarks called
for responses to oass as follows:
1917, Sarepa Crimes 'The Fmus and the
'The Ruler, VIM. Mc(il; THE Alumni
Bat" Stoner; Te and the Oher Stanley R. Da
muth The following list the members and guests OF the association
present:
Catoctin clarion., 1911-06-01

ball this afternoon 33O between the High School
members of the Alumni Association and interesting Comedy
"A Kentucky Hall Saturday evening
will complete the week. program.
Morris tribune., 1911-12-15

Ear. Nose and Throat Diseases.
deafness. partial deafness, catarrhal deaf
nness, roaring, ringing noises in the head.
can be cured -
Eye Diseases. cataract. granulated
lids. weak and watery eyes, infiamed ewes
and the fitting of glasses, treated with the
most modern methods. =:
Catarrhal Diseases, bronchial catarrb
SSaearrh OF the lungs, nasal catarrh, forced
the nostrils lin most, cases comnIefe1v
cured,
Diseases of the Lungs, earlv con-
sur SUMPTION, plearisy, asthma. shortness of
the breath treated with the latest ,tuber-
culosis treatment.
Liver, Stomach and dBoweITroubIes.
dyspepsia, sick headache. annendic;fis
gail stones, constipation, diseases Of the,
llVer' ana Indigestion, sour stomach. etc.
Kidney and Bladder Trouble, dia-
Detes, OrlghtS disease, stone in the kid
neys, enlargement of the kidneys, pains
IN IL tne oack, STIFFNESS of the back, passing
urine too often and burnin q urine
IN Nervous diseases, Neuralgia, sciat-
gestlon' paraly sis and brain diseases.
Riood and Skin Diseases, heart dis
eases, dropsy. swelling of the limbs, sores.
pain in the bones, rhe um atisn, ENLARGED
VEINS, eczema, itch. PIN pies and bad cir
culatiOn.
Deformities and Club Feet, curvature
OF the spine, Interrupted nutrition, slow
growth in children and wasting diseases
in adults.
,Gancer, Tumor, Golfer, Fistula,
PlleS, tubercular glands, rupture, vari-
cose veins. enlarged glands, cold limbs
and all external growths, treated by
hypodermic injectionmethod without the
knife and loss of blood
Diseases of Men, failing memory, Jack
OF energy, forgetfulness, falling of the
halr, sore throat, palsy, weakness in old
and young.
Diseases of Women. headache. Mains.
IN the oack, chronic diseases, deep seated
diseases treated scientifically as adopted
1y Americas most eminent specialists.
Consultation, $1.0O.
Morris tribune., 1911-12-15
DR.. REA s co.
377 Century Building
MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.
Sheriff's Sale.

By virtue of an execution issued out of
and under the s. al of the District court
in and for the County of Stevens and
State of Minnesota. upon a Judgment
rendered and doc eted in the said court,
on the 10th day of Oct. A. D. 1911, in an
action wherein stevens County State
Bank is Plaintiff and c. G. Walker and
Kos AHA Walker, are defendants, in favor
of the said Plaintiffs and against the said
Defendants, for the sum of four hundred
seventeen and 100 (S417.7O Dollars, which
exc cution was directed and delivered to
of Stevens. have this 7th day of Dec. A.
u. 1911, levied upon all the right, title and
interest of the said defendants, G. c.
Walker and Rosalia Walker. in and to the
following described real estate and prem
iSeS viz:
lots sixteen Q6) sand seventeen %, ex-
cept forty (4O feet thereof next the alley.
of block nine (9 of the Village (now City,
OF Morris, Stevens county, Minnesota, ac-
cordlng to the official plat thereof, on file
and OF record in the office of the Register
of Deeds of said county.
Notice is Hereby Given. That /, the un-
ders1gued. as Sheriff as aforesaid, will
sell the above described property to the
highest bidder, for cash. at public auc-
ton. at front door of the Court House, in
the City of Morris, in the County of Stew
ems and State os Minnesota, on Monday,
the 22nd day of Jan. A. D. 1912, at 10 o'clock
cution, together with the interest and
costs thereon.
dated Dec. 7th. A D.I911.
Frank A. ZahI,
Sheriff of Stevens County, Mimi.
James B. Ormond,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1911-12-15
A Good Defense.

There was oncea@R club formed Of
lazy men. Fines were inflicted on those
who ever forgot themselves so far as
to do anything in haste. One day sew
eral members saw an old doctor who
was renowned for his laziness drive
past the club at q furious rate, and
loudly they chuckled at, the thought of
fining him. But on applying to him on
the ground Of his having been in such
a hurry the doctor slowly replied.
'sNo, wasn't in hurry, but my mare
wanted to go fast, and was too lazy
to stop her"