The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1911-08-17
CORRUPTION IN
HIGH PLACES.
Correspondent Lands Some Hard
Blolus at City Official.


king was in a distant place having
his constitution corrected and the
Judge was in a country amidst heal
ing waters-having his wits sharp
end his weakened physical nature
rejuvenated and his legal vocabulary
augmented increased and frightened
that Bragwa. the prevaricating klep-
tomaniac sat on the pedestal of
justice to hear causes and decide
cases. He was in the midst of a
retinue of respectability and Jackal
Friday Bedell. the Royal Cob-bcarer
TO his imperial highness, the King
of Mystery. In front of Bragwa was
multitude of republicans and sim
ners. and two we'll known harlots-
besides the chief, were in the midst
thereof. The harlots had been be-
fore the judge on diverse occasions
accused of harlotry and the judge
had previously and Invariably pun
ished them therefor. but on this oc-
casion the harlot of the Synagogue
Adultcrous Judas GULL, the captain
of the guard-connived with his sister
Harlots, and made abortive the plaus
of Bragwa, the prevaricating klep-
tomaniac sitting as judge. The
adultirous chief instructed the men
under his dominion to swear not at
all against his sister Harlots, tho
oft they had done it before, and it
was done as ordered. Bragwa, be-
came greatly wrought, in great and
exceeding wrath he beloved pro-
digiously and promiscously and pro-
claimed with loud and authoritive
voice that the logical book of final
analysis be brought forth and the
harlote be judged therefrom. Now
the like of this was never done be-
fore and constemation was COM
fore and CONSERVATION was COM
menced from thence and has con-
tinued ever since and low, behold the
end is not yet. Bragwa knew not
what he did thus exposing the kings
Book of Mystery-containin the
record of the kings private graft
for the news went forth throughout
the land. extending even beyond the
bounds of the kings dominion, caus-
ing shame to cover the king like a
great wet mantle, which causeth him
to use great cuss words against all
kindreds races and tongUss. When
the king returned unto his own
land was told by Bragwa the Judge.
and by Friday, the royal Cobbearer
nf the things that had been done
according to the way they thought
they should have been and not as
they actually were. the king became
exceeding worth and mighty in ex-
ploSive epletiveS against the
scribe of the guard who had done
aught except to obey the orders
given by Bragwa. The prevaricatinE
hIeptomaniac Sitting as Judge. and
the King listened unto the mighty
mars of his kingdom and secretly
ordered that covert proceedings
should be inaugurated and pushed
until the faithful scribe should be
forced to bow in subsection or be
siad 10 resign. So, the king himself
Win Rragwa the Judge. and Friday
me royal cobbearer. came into the
place occupied by the scribe of the
guard and made demands of the
s''ih" which he refused to accede tC
ann n" bawled out the arch conspira-
'ofS with a succession of bawls. aftcl
u" royal cobbearer Friday Bedell
naH called him a liar. The king be-
>ame still more exceeding wroth
wien the scribe failed and refused tC
eiHer bow to the king or obey ar
't'SaI demand for the giving up Oi
Illegal book. s'ld the king-in
I'll" midst of and by the advice oI
'T'E"a, the prevaricating klepto,
E'anlac and Friday Bedell the roya
toopearer, did prepare issue and hat
''d on the scribe list OF
.7'-"H embracing every conceivable
,D-Hs' and covering a period reach
'it from the birth of Adam to the
1eath ct the Devil. After sleep ant
"0''irnhl visits had made quite the
j"fcusht nerves of the stormins
Ing. ne realized as never before
lie vas more of a braying as!
Ian = sensible king so he withou
-NsS u honor or shame called of
'harges and being more cowart
'ah Ning declared that his charged
'hIN a report. However th'
'-''' iohhearer TO the king-Fri
hefeil furnished some bonifid
1'-"h IN the bottle. charged which
-''-l not so numerous. had bee1
L'@I=f"d with more care by som
i'H. ~ the law.
4 zen the dav of trial arrive,
."4 E'ne in all the panoply of pow
4 ana Fry Street glory. seated him
A ~ the table of injustice an
A nm smack smile of sard onic salts
a 1''on covering his character ad