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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

| continued until could rest well at
night and the kidney secretions be-
came normal. I do not believe l would
be alive today were it not for Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Remember the nane-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
Shouldn't Hep

A very good natured broker, who is
very much larger than his wife, and
who likes his little joke at someone
else's expense, was sitting in the the
alter. A man behind him, not know
Ing who he was, leaned forward and
whispered, will you please ask your
wife to remove her hat?"
You'd better do 1t yourself I'm
afraid"
Whereupon the man behind became
angry, arose, protested and left the
theater.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

were badly bloated,
and feet so swollen |
could not wear my
shoes. | tried many
remedies but. became
discouraged as nothing
helped me. Then I
began taking Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon
noficad inonrovap,ant
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
SUGGEST 1T.

Next time you're out with friends,
and you're all wondering what you
can drink to quench the thirst-some-
thing that you'll all enjoy-suggest
COCA-COLA.
Everyone will thank you for an in
PRODUCTION to the most delicious, re-
freshing and thirst-quenching beverage
that anyone could drink. 1t is cool
ing-relieves fatigue and just hits the
dry spot. At soda-fountains or carbon
ated in bottles-5c everywhere.
AS to its wholesomeness-w to
the COCA-COLA CO.. Atlanta, Ca. for
copy of their booklet, "The Truth
About OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES by au-
thorities.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
The WAY Of II.

Knicker-How does marriage AFFECT
accomplishments?
Bocker-A girl drops Ter music and
a man takes up his smoking.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
Imnortant to Mnthara


Employer want boy who is alb
solutely trustworthy. Do you ever
give business secrets away?
Applicant-Not much, boss! I sells
'em.--Judge.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

almost helpless. I
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, SO my
sister advised me to
try Lydia L. Pink-
hams V Q ge ia BILE
Co mpound, and
when l had taken
only two bottles I
could see q big
change, SO I took
six bottles and / am
nnVu cfrnnN al ..la
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
With One Exception.

Harduppe-Every man should mar
~. Everything l have in the world
! owe TO my wife.
Wigwag-Don't forget that ten spot
you owe me.-Philadelphia Record.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Do your feet feel tired. achv. and sore
~ ri~ht2 Rub the-n with little Ham
Frs Wizard OIL Thnv'l be glad in the
morning and 80 win Won
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

If constipation is present, the liver
sluggish, take Garfield Tea; it is mild in
action and never loses its potency.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Mrs. wfnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Chfidre,
teetning seftens tue gums, reduces inhammT
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c a bo,tl.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
The Expected .Happens.

We note in the reports of the races
that Dollar Bill got away easy" How
natural.--Charleston News and Cou
rier.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
That Tired Feeling

that Is caused by impure. impoverished
blood or low, rundown condition of the
system, is burdensome and discourao;ne
Do not put up with it, but take Hood.
sarsaparilla, which removes it as nothing
else does.
II had that tired feeling, had no an.
petite and no ambition to do. anything.
friend advised me to take Hoods Sarsa.
Parilla. l did so, and soon that tired
feeling was gone, ! had a good appetite
from long illness" Mrs. b. johnson
Westfield, N. ].
Get Hoods Sarsaparilla today. In lSouid
form or in tablets called Sarsatabs,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
ASK FoR AIrrN,s Eoor.rAsr

the Anti septic powder To shake into .ur shoes Re-
heves Ooms Bunions, lngrowing Nails, Swollen nd
sweating feet, Bllsters and Gallons spots. Sold
everywhere, l5c. Ion accept nny substitute. Sam
pie FREE Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, NY.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

a Garfield Tea cures constipation, keeps
the blood pure and tones up the system
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Flattery is simply the nice things
We say about other people.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Hardly anything can make such
fool OF a man as side whiskers for
him to be proud or
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Adelaide-Why, Cornelia. your hair
is all mussed up.
Cornelia-Yes. dear; you-you see,
George stole up and snatched a dozen
kisses before | could scream.
Adelaide-But why don't you step
in front of the mirror and rearrange
your hair?
Cornelia-Gracious! Why, wouldn't
do 1t for the world. Why, none of the
girls would believe he kissed me.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
YEARS OF INTENSE SUFFERING
How a Bad Case Of Kidney Trouble
Was Finally Routed.

Mrs. John Light. cresco. Iowa, says:
For years ! was an intense sufferer
from kidney disorders. The kidney Sc
cretions passed irregularly, my limbs
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Many fellow who falls into a for
tune goes right through It,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

The man who has been married
fifty years is willing to let his wife
do the Boosting about it.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

A man can get along without doing
much If he has sense enough to know
what not to do.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Rea,
Watery Eyes and Graduated LIDS. Nc
Smarung-Just Eye Comfopt Murine
rye Salve In Aseptic Tubes New Size
sc. Murine Llnnid 25c-5oc
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

The chief secret of comfort lies in
not allowing tribes 20 yex us.-Sharp.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Don't let your money burn hole
in some other fellows pocket.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
A Redeemino Feature.

Maud is harem-scarum sort, isn't
she?"
Eyes, but her skirt isn't"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

Experience is the best teacher"
quoted the Wise Guy.
yes, but her charges are mighty
high" added the Simple Mug.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27

The herb laxative, Garfield Tea, prompt
ly overcomes constipation, biliousness,
sick-headache and insures better health
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.

Erie, Pa. -"I suffered for five years
from female troubles and at LAST was
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-27
Union Bravery
Praised
by
COnfederateS

ERE is what Confederate
Colonel Whitfield says
about the splendid bravery
of the Eleventh Ohio
battery in the battle OF
Iuka in his report: ION
the afternoon of Friday,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-02-02
Office Of County Auditor,
Marshall County d;r,a.o+,

Warren
1ohoraDie County
alsoa
ntoft
bmit
ditor
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-02-02
TRIAL BALANCE AUDITORS LEDGER, DEC 81 1919

BALANCES.
Debit Credit
$22 6d& Q0
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-02-02
3 90

ing notice to printers, 800
$3.50 G. L. Stevens. publish
ing notice to coal
dealers, .... 2.2o
5461 c. L. Stevens publish
ing proceedings meet
ing OF Sept. eth SO SIS
$50 .. L. Stevens. publish
ing proceedings Oct.
Is and 18th. and
tice Of tax sale. 80. 100 so
5151 c. L. Stevens, PUBLISH
ing proceedings meet.
of Nov 10 and 18th. 51.30
1908. 81
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-02-02
DISTRICT COURT EXPENSES.

General June Term. 1910-Grand Ju
ors. per Diem and Mileage.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
A JACKASS AND
A HAS BEEN
FORMER GOV. HASKELL MAKES
REPLY TO UTTERANCES OF
MR.. ROOSEVELT.

Muskogee, Okla, March 16.-In
scathing terms, former President
Roosevelt was flayed today by for
mer Governor C. n. Hasckell in a
statement made in reply to the ref
erences of Roosevelt in a speech at
albuquerque, n. NJ, Wednesday night.
Reiterating his statement of the
night before, in which he said that
he respected the Marquis Of Queens
berry rules and never hit a man
when he was down." and for that
very reason had little to say in an.
swer to Roosevelts charge chasing
him with Senator Lorimer. Mr.. Has
kell said
Roosevelt is too dead for a man
to waste words on. He is one of the
few men who can combine all the
qualities of an ass and a jackass
under the same hat. He does not en-
ter into the merits of discussion of
the case. He merely states a conclu
sion, his own conclusion, and in view
of the recent results in New York,
where his neighbors expressed their
opinion Of Roosevelt, one must take
it that the conclusion of such a man
is not worth much. | am willing for
my record and his, as public men,
to stand for the judgment of the
people. Governor Vardaman of Mis-
sissippi said: There is not a provi-
sion in the constitution of Oklahoma
fathered by Haskell that would do
bribe givers for special privileges
quarters worth of sood.'
In his legislative and executive
capacity. covering period of eleven
years, there is not single act to
the credit of Roosevelt that the bribe
givers would give a quarter to have
eliminated. Rooseyelts whole official
career was devoted to securing money
from special interests, which he used
to be reelected to office.
IF Mr.. Roosevelt wants to go into
discussion Of why | am fit to hold
office | am willing at any time to
meet such an argument, and my Off
cial record and his compared would
be a better standard to Judge by than
u mere statement from him."
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN DAYS MORE
Of THE ARDM0RE|TE'S GREAT CONTEST
MAKES CONTEST BIG sUCCesS-FAMilY
PRIDE BEHIND THE coNTEsTANTs-FRieh0s WORK
ING HARD FOR THEIR FAvoRITE-DoNT WAIT UNTIL THE
LAST TO HELP-NoW is THETlME GIVE ASSISTANCE

as the boys say. for want of sand
This is the case right now. For over
four weeks the candidates have been
working hard, and now there are only
seven days left. Don't waste the good
work you have done, and that your
friends have done for you. This
would not be square deal. 1t would
be throwing them down, would it not?
You surely do not want to do that.
No, Stick to it and make good Your
friends will not blame you If you lose,
but they will not like it if you quit.
Turn in every subscription you
possibly can, for every subscription
has its value. One may turn the
scale. You wouldn't want to lose the
for want of a subscription.
No one has, or can have. the slight
est guide to the number of votes that
you will want at the finish.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

course of Colonel Roosevelts address
to an audience which crowded the
opera house and left hundreds stand
ing outside. In opening his talk, the
colonel declared that in its failure
to grant New Mexico statehood dur
ing the last regular session of con-
gress, the national government had
committed breach of faith. Arizo-
ma, he said nigh have offered
ground for question, although he fla
vored it's admission, but with New
Mexico there was no question.
Turning to the duties which the
citizens of New Mexico must take UP
when the territory becomes state,
Colonel Roosevelt warned his hearers
that while good laws are necessary
good citizenship must back them up.
He said that unfit men had been
elected to office, both by popular
and representative vote. Such a
man remained unfit for office, he
said, whether he is unfit, as Mr..
Lorimer is unfit, who was elected by
the legislature of Illinois, or as Mr..
Haskell is unfit. who was elected by
popular vote"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
GET QUICK ACTION.
C. L. Wells Has Some Buyers Who
Want Ardmore Real Estate.

Just moved into the Blue Room"
said C. L. Wells this morning. We'll,
it may not be the executive Blue
Room, but it means more to me and
want the Ardmore people to keep the
Blue Room in mind when they want to
do any real estate business" Mr..
Wells is the new booster who has join
ed the ranks of Ardmore good fellows
and will sell dirt to make his liveli-
hood. He has some very fine property
already listed with him and he has
some property of his own which he
will sell. He has purchased the
Adrien Hotel, two brick business
houses, the Hill sanitarium building
and about forty residences and resi-
dence lots. He believes In Ardmore
property and believes the other fellow
can make money by taking the propo-
sitions he has to offer.
Come on with your property, list it
with Wells at the Blue Room, over
the postoffice. He has string of
buyers on his lists. He will get action
on your property quicker than any
other realty dealer. 16-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
MEN
AND
WOMEN

For good results use DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy. Atdruggists.
Sample bottle by mail free, also pamphlet.
Address. Dr. Kilmer a Co., Binghamton, NY
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

The Ardmoreites great contest Is
not even the coming election can boast
of as much interest in Ardmore, to
say nothing of the surrounding terri
tory which the contestants are cover
ing like a blanket with subscriptions.
From the very first the contest has
been an assured success and that is
as it should be for never has a paper
in city the size of Ardmore ever
made so liberal an offer to those who
are willing to do little work.
The special offers or votes that
have been given and the most liberal
offer of free trips to the contestants
have increased the enthusiasm to
white heat, there Is not a laggard in
the whole contest and we expect to
have very large party as the guests
of the paper on the New York trip.
Behind most of the contestants is
family pride which will do more to
make them win than anything else.
Some think they are too proud to ask
for subscriptions, but on the other
hand their pride will take a fall If
their name comes trailing in at bot
tom of the list. If you lose you will
not feel so humiliated yourself, but
your friends who have been working
for you will also have to bear their
share of it. You cant afford to lose.
If the reader is among the ones that
expect to help some one of the candi-
dates, now is the time to come to the
front with your assistance in the
shape of a subscription. Do it now, it
will give the contestant renewed con-
fidence and the votes thus gained
may make them the winner of the
auto.
Now is the time for the contestants
to put on the coup de grace" and
make every moment count "a Tout
rance" (That's a little Frenchie but
it's good advice.
Half the failures in life are due to
letting go at the critical moment, by
being a gutter, or losing your grip;
in other words, by want of pluck, or
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
A Fierce Niuht Alarm

Is the hoarse, startling cough OF a
child, suddenly attacked by Group. OF
ten it aroused Lewis Chamblin Of
Manchester, o., r. R. No. p for
their four children were greatly sub
ject to Group. Sometimes in severe
attacks" he wrote I'VE were afraid
they would die, but since we proved
what a certain remedy DR.. Kings New
Discovery is, we have no fear. We
rely on it for Group and for coughs,
colds or any throat or lung trouble"
So do thousands of others. So may
you. Asthma, Hay Fever. LaGrippe,
Whooping Cough, Hemorrhases fly
before It. soc and $1.00. Trial bottle
free. Sold by Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

Kidney trouble preys upon
the mind. discourages and
lessons ambition; beauty,
vigor and cheerfulness soon
disappear when the kidneys
are out OF order or diseased.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

not convenient for you to enter our
day school, purchase our Mail Course
Scholarship at Ten Dollars and learn
this most fascinating as we'll as most
useful accomplishment during your
spare hours. We are now teaching
Spencerian Shorthand, a simple sys-
tenn that is easily learned, that is
written most rapidly and with ease.
and that is entirely legible. The prin
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

ciples can be easily mastered at
home, with the aid we can furnish
you by mail. After You have learned
the principles, II you cannot get any
one to dictate to you at home, we Will
arrange a night class for dictation and
typewriter practice.
If you are interested, write us.
SELVIDGE BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Ardmore, Okla.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
feddy's Accusation.

Albuquerque, N. NJ, March 10
Colonel Roosevelt paid his respects
by name to Senator Lorimer of Hi
nois and Ex-Governor Haskell of Ok
lahoma, Wednesday night. He de
nounced both as unfit to hold pub
lie office" Their elections, he said,
was a disgrace to the communities
which elected them.
The denunciation was made in the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
Honor Roll Pupils of Hargrove
College.

These are honor roll pupils of Har-
grove College: Miss Norma Allison,
Mr. Roy Byrd, Miss Evelyn Buoh-
anan, Miss Louise Colbert, Miss Stel-
la Carter, Misses Italy Carter, Miss
Julia Carter, Mr.. Hester Gotten, Miss
Lee Cathey, Miss Angie Guy, Mr..
Bynum Russell, Miss Alice Jones,
Miss Mahota Nichols, Mr.. Charlie
Speed, Master Jerome Gasaway, Miss
Daisy Byrd, Miss Ezella Johnson,
Master Jerry Sass, and Frank Byrd.
There is fine spirit in school,
splendid work is being done. Many
others came near making the honor
roll. j. NJ. GROSS,
President.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
Kills a Murderer.

A merciless murderer is Append
citis with many victims, but DR.. Kings
New Life Pills kill it by prevention.
They gently stimulate stomach, liver
and bowels, preventing that clogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Con-
stipation, Headach, Biliousness, Chills.
Csc at Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17
Learn Shorthand at Home.

Enroll with us regardless of where
you live for a Mail Course in Short
hand. If you live in Ardmore and it Is
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

$4.00 per week is all that is asked
at Carter Hotel and Rooming Houses
for table board. 1913
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-03-17

The White House Undermuslin Sale
closes Saturday night. Don't miss it.
La Junta tribune., 1911-08-19
otero County Official. Sued.

Ia DelVer Thws'ay suit was begun
In equity in the federal court by
the Atchison. Topeka a Santa Fe rail
way to pre- vent the collecting by the
county commissioners and other of.
ficials OF otcro county OF alleged tx
orbitant taxes for the year 1910.
An injunction Is asked to restrain
the officials OF otero county from In
any way interfering with the rail
road In this county. aud an order is
prayed that the taxes to be paid
by the railroad shall not exceed sI7..
GO. This amount has been official
ly rendered by Santa Re officials TO
County Treasurer Dswley and reius.
ed
II II charged In the suit that. by
agreement bet.een the state board Of
equalization and the assessors OF
all the counties In the state. the
railroad assessments We're fixed at
one-third their actual value and
that the total valuation was pro-rated
among the counties through which
the railroad ran. II Is further
charged that In the ease of the Santa
F.. Otero county deliberately dis
eriminated against the Santa fe by
making IN. assessment higher than
that of any other railroad Allesa-
tions are also made to the effect that
the assessor In oiero county ~illiul'
ly neglected to ass IS money. credits.
bonds. bank deposits. liN. stock and
other property owned by residents In
otero county. and that this result.
I'd In an exorbitant and unjust as.
s.Ssmcn, being placed ON III. rail
road
The Santa fe owns as. mil, = Of
road In Otero county. According to
the railroads contention II was as
sess.d S5s.o3s In o,ero when. as a
matter Of fairness. 1, should only
have bcen si7.s7s.
La Junta tribune., 1911-08-19
Dad" Stephenson Dead.

y. =. Stephenson died at his
HON. In La Jun'a. Colo. last Tues.
day. after n short Illness, lie was
well known In Garden City. where b.
edited tn. Sentinel Tor several years.
and ~her. every on. called him
Dad" II. ~a. man Of much abii.
iiy as u writer. aud although n dem.
ocrai. h. nevertheless mad. an I'm.
precision upon the politics Of this
county
On tn. isi Of July b. celebrated
his .ixh'y-second birthday. but con.
tended that II would be- his last
Death ~ss du. To old aE-. and he
passed away peacefully and without
. struggle, His widow and four chill.
dr.n survive him.--Card.n city Her.
aid.
La Junta tribune., 1911-08-19
c.n..loue.. New Being Marketed.

Can,aloupe shipping In carload lots
was inauguratsd at Rocky Ford last
Saturday. the first two carloads
leaving that city on the evening OF
that day. the destination OF one
being Chicago and the other New
York. The first carload shipment left
the Arkansas Valley last year on Aug.
ust 10th and this year on the 18th.
Up to August 18th. last year. TWEEN.
ty-one cars had been shipped from
the valley. but this year the total
number of cars shipped up TO that
date was only five
In Rocky Ford II Is reported that
commission men from all over the
country are taking every crate offer
ed at the express office. One grower
sold his crop on the ground outright
one day this week for $s5 per acre.
the commission firm buying IL doing
the picking and shipping and taking
all the risks. Carload lots will BE-
moving with increased numbers the
first OF next week
Cantaloupe shipments from La
Junta will not be on until next week.
and probably the latter part The
local association has contract with
Barnett Brcs.. Of Chicago. who will
also handle the crop OF Ordway. Man.
zanola and Cheraw. This firm will
pay 80 cents per crate of dozen
melons on the platform. and share
the profits with the growers after the
expenses are paid
The prospect for II good market In
Chicago and most OF the big eastern
cities II said to be unusually good,
most of the home grown stuff being
already off the market on accoun, OF
the drouth. That high prices viii
rule Is almost assured With a con.
tinuation OF the present dry. hot
weather. and no rain or early frosts
TO contend with. the outlook for
the cantaloupe grower is decidedly
favorable for an unusually profitable
season