The Marshall republican., 1911-11-09
Press Clippings

Richmond Missourian: A sweet
and swapping temper makes her
lord and master feel like he had
bet all his money on the wrong
horse.
Liberty Advance: There ere many
different kinds of fools and among
them Is the girl who will let fell
low take her home from an enter
tainment when he was not man
enough to take her there.
A Barnard female Sabbatarin
was talking TO Thomas Ellison, Sr.
while back and asked, 81 believe
you are the inventor OF the talking
machine,- No Madam that was
made in the Garden OF Eden out OF
a rib.
METROPOLITAN Magazine: DR..
Woods Hutchinson tells this story
"A hungry typhoid convalescent de
manded something to eat. The
nurse gave him spoonful OF tapi-
oca. "'Now,' he said fretfully, Il
want to read little Bring me
postage stamp"
According to the Mercer county
papers, a Princeton doctor who Is
somewhat of joker, "played" dea.
and dumb TO Gypsy women fortune
tellers. He was having lots Of fun
until a bystander told him he had
been robbed. When the astonfshef
doctor took an inventory he fund
himself $50 short. The physician
had every Gypsy in the camp
searched, without recovering his
money.
"Years ago. sighs Levi Wright
OF Colony, Ilonged to be man
50 that could escape going to
school. I longe1 20 be a man to
work and earn money. Now ]
wish 10 goodness Twas little
freckled faced boy, n kid with
warts on both hands, sore toe
hung in sling, with aperfect
knowledge OF baseball, fishing and
playing Indian, cowboy and
hockey. Men don't have much
pleasure in iife.n
A late September sun, on late
September afternoon, shone palely
upon pair OF Highland lovers,
says n contemporary from overseas
They themselves were late In their
lovemaking, for three speeding
hours had yielded nothing beyond
the gentlest pressures OF the hand.
At last, as they turned homeward,
the young man grew little bolder.
"Effie," he said, ~ wad kiss ye,
but I'm feart ye wadna let me-"
She blushed as red as the sunset,
but did not answer. "Effie," he
repeated timidly, little later" ~
said I,wad kiss ye, but I'm feart ye
wadna let me.n At the third re-
petition she asked; "Dae ye min,
David, yesterday I oouldna lift a
bag OF potatoes intae the CART, an
We lifted them for me?" 10 ayr
he replied. "well, that shows, Da-
vid," she murmured, "that ye're far
stronger than me!".
Maybe you don't know what q
neighbor is, but here is mighty
plain definition from an exchange
A neighbor Is one that will lend you
anything that you call on him for
II he doesn't need It. He will also
return what he borrowed Just al
soon as he borrowedd It. When the
doctors horse and buggy is hitched
: at your gate he will come to see
what is the matter before you have
sent after him TO close the eyes OF
the dead. When he has surplus
of apples and can't sell them, ht
will not let them rot on the gIount
before giving them to you wher
the little children's mouths are
watering for them. He will moi
give the milk 10 the hogs and LEI
you make bread with baking powt
er which causes stomach trouble
II your horse, COW or hog escapes
] the pasture he will come and tel
: you before he shoots 1t or tear
it to pieces. He Is willing to d.
! anything person cannot do him
! self. He will give you a days worl
when you are sick, and in winte
: time he doesn't mind getting Woo
. for you or shoveling snoy
from your sidewalk.
q At banquet the other night
Cleveland lawyer responding T.
the toast, "Our Wives" said: "Go'
. Liza. 80. xxrtxyoa ThDU EpnW N