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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
After Winning Three Locals Are
Beaten 8 to 6.
Breitenstein Sent in to Pitch
Against Champions.
HIT BALL SAVAGELY
Topeka Plays to Win With Good
Pitching to Help.
whitney Jumps Back Into Hit
ting Stride With 3.

Sioux City, Ia, May 25.-The Kaws
failed to get hits in the pinches Wed-
nesday and lost the second game OF the
series with the Packers, TO o. IWo
costly errors by Hafford also aided ma
terialIv in the victory for the nome
team with two men on and one out
in the ninth, the Kaws had a chance
to do things, but the best Hanoro
and Thomson could do was TO popup
Aies in the Champs hands.
Breitenstein started the game IN I az.
hoy He was relieved in the first IN
ming nv Cook after the Champs had
secured three hits and an equal num-
Der of runs off him. Cook WORKED 1alr-
ly steady, but he was hit HARD at times.
Meter essayed to do tWirnng dor en y
his standing better with the manage
nent, although he won the game. IL
was the hard hitting of the Packers
that pulled over the winning runs.
The Kaws got two scores IN the
first inning. Meter walked Moore.
Hafford hit for two bags. Thomason
hit to Meter and Moore was trapped
between third and home. whitney
knocked a sizzler to left field scor-
ing Hafford and Thomson. -Four
hits gave the visitors three runs IN
the third. Rickert, Moore, Thomason
and whitney were the swatters. The
sixth run came in the seventh. After
Cook had sent long fly to center helo
Rickert singled. Moore drew pass.
Rickert got to third base on Stems
error and he came romping home
when Hafford hit a long fly to Wag-
ner
Three hits and a base on balls gave
the Champs three runs in the first.
Two hits an error and a base on balls,
netted two runs in the next frame.
Hafford juggled Reilly's grounder in
the sixth, Andreas walked after Meter
had famed and singles by Stem and
Breen scored Reilly and Andreas.
Doubles by Breen and Neighbors in
the seventh followed with a single by
Miller scored Breen and Neighbors
and ended the counting part of the
game. The score:
The score:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
ADVERTISING TALKS.
/, Continued from Page one,


The fact is that these men,
although competitors in bust
ness, have gotten together on
other occasions for the purpose
of BETTER DEVELOPING
their industry.
There is not another line of
business that I know where the
element of the SQUARE DEAL
has got to enter into a transac-
ton as much as in the sale of
an automobile.
The ADVERTISING put out
by these gentlemen has been, in
the main, very STRAIGHT
FORWARD. Each manufact-
urer, of course, tries to sell his
own product-tries to convince
as large part of the public as
possible that his product is as
good as any.
But there is no knocking" of
competitors. And all of them,
in order to accomplish a sale
must CONVINCE the INDI-
| VIDUAL PURCHASER of the
lasting qualities of the ma
chine.
The automobile manufacture
ers of the country, after wan
dering around in various public
ity fields, with more or less
measure of success, have finally
concluded that the DAILY
NEWSPAPER A NSW r S
THEIR PURPOSE BETTER
THAN ANY OTHER FORM OF
PUBLICITY.
So the greater volume Of
their business is given to the
daily newspapers, and it was
because of the work done in
this field by Mr.. Wetmore that
they presented him with a
handsome testimonial of their
appreciation.
We all know how the automo-
bile industry has developed in
the last decade and the senti-
ment of the meeting the other
night WAS THAT THE SUR
FACE HAD JUST BEEN
SCRATCHED.
The development of the
truck automobile is now being
considered by a great many
manufacturers, and the result
will be-as it has been in the
case of the pleasure cara ire
mendous volume of business
through SANE, TRUTHFUL
and CONVINCING NEWSPA-
PER PUBLICITY.
(To be continued.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
BAKER HITS FIVE TIMES.
Crawford Steals Second and Third,
Winning for Tigers.

Crawford Steals Second and Third,
Winning for Tigers.
Cleveland, May 25.-Philadelphia made
IT three straight from Cleveland. Baker,
in five times at bat, made two singles
two doubles and a triple.
Score: R.H:E;
cleveland ......O 1900 0 OIL s l
Philadelphia IL % II l
batteries - Hardness and Land
Coombs and Thomas.
Detroit. May 25.-Detroit defeated
washington in an IL inning game:
Crawford stole second and third and
brought in the winning run on Cum
ningham's error.
washington 112OOOOO1 1905 II 2
Detroit 30 o o 3O1 2 90 Is 10 4
batteries Hughes and
Henry; Works and Stanage.
st. Louis, May 25.-Pelty allowed but
three scattered hits and received SEN
sational support, st. Louis defeating
Boston.
Score: R.H.E
st. Louis. .....1 o 90 0 IL
Batteries-Wood and Nunamaker;
Petty and Clarke.
Chicago, May 25.-New York punched
hits off OImstead and defeated Chicago.
Caldwell, who replaced Brockett in the
fourth, held the locals safe.
CHICAGO ....2oO1oo0oo-8 0
New York. NIL 100 0 20 2 Is IL 2
Batteries - Olmstead and Payne;
Brockett, Caldwell and Blair.
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Holt tn british Pride

ceived a jar in the house when Reginald
McKenna, the first lord of the admir-
atty admitted. in reply to a question
that the United States battleship Della
ware will be largest ship at the coro-
nation naval review, surprising Great
Britains show ship, the Neptune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
1t Startled The World

when the astounding claims were first
made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve, but
forty years of wonderful cures have
proved them true and everywhere it is
now known as the best Salve on earth for
Burns Boils, Scalds, Sores, Cuts, Bruises.
Sprains, Swellings, Eszema, Chapped
hands, Fever Sores and Piles. Only 25c at
Campbell Drug Co.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
BUSINESS MEN PLAY BALL.
Sylvan Grove Organizes City League
With -Four Teams.

Sylvan Grove, Kan, May 25.-The
Sylvan Grove baseball league has been
organized here. The following OFFICERS
were elected: President, f: z. Larson i,
vice president, H. S. Buick; secretary
and treasurer, VIM. Nickel. The UNI
pire is Alvey Wilson, and the gatekeep-
er is H. Petersen. The organization
will be controlled and managed by n
board of directors, as follows: II.
Blythe, L. A. Grieger, VIM. Michel, VIM.
DahIer, Henry Buick, Fred Larson,
Harry Latts and Fred Naefsger. The
league consists of four teams, composed
of the representative business men OF
the town. Twenty-four games will be
played. The official score keepers for
the season are NJ. Stout and George
Taylor. A loving cup will be presented
to the club making the highest per-
centage.
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CENTRAL KANSAS LEAGUE.

concordia Nav 25-The TraveIers
"a SiIv defeated junction lily in fast
game. The Travellers played errorless
bail Kelly of the locals made spec
tacular catch in the fourth.
1, 5 city. 10000 O0o-O 9 8
Soncordia - 2 o 900 -S y
Batteries-Jepson and Ricnarosoh'
Smith and Chapman.
Manhattan. May 25.-Clay Ceneer WI
the game mere py
playing 9coA R.H.E.
c,s Sco[ Center o20o2 p II z
Manhattan 30 o O01 % o
Batteries-Kerr ana Strons, 49,
Rogers and Likely. Ompires
and Puhlay.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
Kreipes to Play Usage City.

Usage City, Kan, May 25.-Osage
City is to have a baseball team this
summer and the first game of the sea-
son will be played Saturday, June 8,
between the local team and the Kreipe
team of Topeka. The organizers of
the Usage City team are James Mac
Davitt, manager; Charles W. Barnes.
secretary; DIR. F. B. Wilcox, treasurer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
KANSAS STATE LEAGUE.

Wellington, May 25.-The Salt Pack
ers played an errorless game Wnlcn the
locals featured with numerous DopDles'
but partially redeemed themselves by
terrific hitting. Pinkerton OF the Dukes
drew a freak home run by knocking
the ball under the fence. Grimm leu
in the batting with a home run a
three Dagger and single.
wellington IiT .....2o11ss4o.-1z 4 s
Hntchinson 81 O 400 Oh IL o
Batteries-Lewis and Pinkerton;
House, Donovan and Simcox. Omplre
Ray.
Lyons. May 25.-Dressen pitched an
air tight game and allowed only one
man to reach third and two to reacn
second base. The locals found Boley
for 10 runs.
Score:
LYONS .....4 90 2 1 2 10 IL
Batteries-Boley and Crittendeni
Dresser and Nelson.
Mcpherson. May 25.-Great Bend de-
feated Mcpherson in the second game
of the series here, winning by the srace
of Umpire Hamlin. Both teams Mei =
thoroughly Disguised with Ham ~ -
work. Score: IN
Great Bend. .....O !
Mcpherson 30 OF % 0 o. o 90 8
Batteries-Luhrson, Maple and wa a.
! cob: Routt and Campbell. Time VI
game-1:45. Umpire-Hamlin.
E,Dorado. May 25.-ElDorado won
from Newton by opportune hltIlns,
Ieonard's three-base hit with the bases
fnn was the feature of the game.
Score: A77 3
Newton .........O zoos %
| NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ana
williams and Allen.
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Summary: Sacrifice hit-Hafford. Two
base hits-Hanord, Thomson, Whitney 2,
bases-Reilly. Hits-Om Breitenstein 8
Double pIays-Moore to Whitney; Hart
man to Andreas to Stem. Struck out
By Cook 5, by Meter 6. Bases on balls
or Breitenstein 1, off Cook 3, off Mel
ter 3. Umpire-Clark. Time of game
1:50. Attendance-S00
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American Daily in China.

San Francisco, May 25.-A number OF
American newspaper men. headed by
B. Wilfrid Fleisher, sailed today for
Shanghai, where they will establish the
China News, a daily newspaper to be
published in both English and Chinese.
The News will be the first English
newspaper to cater to the general
Chinese public.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
BOOSTERS OUTFIT PUEBLO.

But Izzie's Crew Rings Up Enough
Runs to Win.
DeS Moines, May 25-Pueblo de-
feated Des Moines in hard hitting
game.
Score: R.HE
Des Moines 10000 4o11-s 16 /
Pueblo ......1 1000 IA 1
Batteries - Owens, Mckee, Benz
and Bachant; Jackson and Clemmons.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
Woman millionaire Dies

Kansas City, May 25.-Mrs. Sarah NJ.
Sheidley, whose holdings in Kansas
City realty were valued at about 81
100000, is dead. She had suffered for
six months from heart disease and
Bright'S disease. Three months ago
she gave a million dollars worth of
property to her nephews and nieces,
her only heirs They will also receive
the remainder of the estate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
DENVER BEATS ST. JOSEPH.
After Dropping Three In a Row Bears
Blank Drummers.

st. Joseph. Mo-, May 25.-Denver
shut out ST. Joseph in the second game
of the series here, IL to 0.
Score: R.H.E-
Denver ....20152 02oo-12 1S
st. Joseph 20 0 o o 90 o. % o
Batteries-Hagerman and Spahr;
Hanifan, Burnham, Crutcher and Cos
sett.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder.
It relieves painful, smarting, tender, ner-
vous feet, and instantly takes the sting
out of cornS and bu1lions. It's the great
est comfort discovery of the age. Allen
Foot-Ease makes tight or new shoes feel
easy. 1t is a certain relief for sweating
callous, swollen, tired, aching feet AL
ways use it to Break in New shoes. Try
it TODAY. Sold everywhere, rs cents.
Don't accept any substitute For FREE
trial package, address Allen s. Olmstead,
LIE Roy, N. Y.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
AT COLUMBUS.

AT COLUMBUS.
R.H.E
x score citv 10000 20oo-2 5 3
Columbus :. 30 2OO0o @S ~
~ Pot4er;es kansas City, BRANDON
Rhoades and O'Connor; Columbus, Les
eard and Bemis. Umpires-Hayes an"
Eddinger.
AT TOLEDO.
RH.E.
g. PamI o10Soo % 5 l
Toledo L 1 0 10 10
Batteries-St. Paul, Decannlere anu
Kelly: Toledo, Baskette and brennan
I1rnnires- Weddige and Bierhaiter.
AT INDIANAPOLIS.
R.H.E.
M, SG@Fg oo2o2sOsooS-1s IS 4
1ndianapoIis ...O3O0003 10 10 4
Batteries- Minneapolis, Faber and
owens: Indianapolis, Robertson ana
Ritter Umpires-Owens and Banolpoe'
AT LOUISVILLE
Score: y;
Louisville =. - o 1 90 - IL 8
Observation-Disclosures, Cutting and
Marshall; Louisville, HigginbothaTn and
Hughes Umpires-Ferguson and Chill
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
LAJoIE MUST TAKE REST.
Hard Hitting Second Baseman Out of
Game for Two Weeks.

Cleveland, May 25.-Napoleon Lajoie,
second baseman of the Cleveland Ameri-
cans, who has been out of the game for
two weeks, may not be able to resume
play for a long time. The club physician
has ordered him to take a protracted
rest, stating that he is suffering from an
abdominal trouble that will necessitate
an operation unless extreme care is taken.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
OMAHA WINS DESPITE ERRORS
Outbats Idnks-Both Teams Change
Pitchers in Seventh

Omaha, May 25.-Omaha outbatted
Lincoln and won in spite of costly err
rors. Both batteries were changed in
the seventh inning.
Score: RHE
Omaha ....O010 03s1s-s 9 8
Lincoln .....0 d o 0100-4 1
Enthusiastically, Durbin and Con
ding. Agnew; Farthing, Hagerman and
Stratton, McGraw.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
COLLEGE AND AMATEUR GAMES.

Wichita, Kan, May Pix. S. A c. de-
feated Paramount college in hotly
pIayed game here Wednesday afternoon
by a score of to 8. Paramount outhtt
the Aggies but the latter were luckier IN
punching hits with Bishops passes
Score: n z z
paramount .....0 0 2 0 2 o % 10 4
Batteries-Stack, Beard ana myers
Bishop and Patton.
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WESTERN ASSOCIATION.

Independence, May 25-Fort smith
won, to 2. puE.
Score: 1
Fort Smith. .........''-'''''''' ?
Independence ..........''..,;;' fs-oI1r,.
batteries ana Brown
Fulweider and Arnold. 3
Tulsa. Ok, May 25.-Tulsa won from
Sapulpa. to l. RHE
r,I score ..ooo5o12 o-s 10 8
Sapulpa ........0 o scott
Batteries-Moffatt and Blank 0co''
and Goldwaithe.
Muskogee, Ok. May 25.I 0dSsaS,oS,ie
+ooi, the first game of the ConeyVnie
series by a score of to z,
. Sc0o sOO11o 80 10 I
Moffevyiile 900 o 30 0 CO
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
NEW YORK HITS TOP.
PhiIIies Lose Sixth Consecutive Game,
St. Louis Winning.


New York, May 25.-New York as
sumed first place in the National
League race by defeating Cincinnati,
while st. Louis was vanquishing Phil
adelDhia.
Score: R.H. E.
Cincinnati ......1oOoO oOO-1 2 2
New York. ......1 o o o 0 %
Batteries-Gasper, McQuillan and
Clarke; Marquard and Myers.
Philadelphia, May 25.-By losing the
game to st. Louis. Philadelphia was
defeated for the sixth consecutive time.
Moore pitched eight innings and was
hit safely in only one Of them.
St. Louis. .......O 0oOL 5 8
Philadelphia 20 L 90 o I % 6 2
Moore HUMPHREYS and Doom.
Boston, May 25.-Playing through a
light rain, Chicago won from Boston.
In the ninth a hit by Zimmerman, fol-
lowed by a double by Sheckard and a
triple by Schultz, drove in the win
ming runs.
Score: R.H.E
Chicago ......2 0 o o 0 90 o2+ 3
Batteries-Mattern and Rariden; Nc
Intyre and Archer.
Brooklyn. May 25.-zimmerman' 8
home run with two men on bases
clinched the game for Brooklyn. Stark S
run in the first would have been sufti-
cient, as Schardt pitched shutout ball.
'T'H"d .9IooS
Pittsburg ...0 o o o o 0 o o 90 4 2
Rroo<Iyn ...1 3 0 O o o 0 - 5
Batteries-White, Steele and Gibson;
Schardt and Miller.
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At BeIoit, Wis.-Beloit 2, Ripon l.
At Prfnceton-Princeton ., M1cnlgah T.
AT Iowa Cfty-Iowa 2, Waseda 0.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25

The Grizzlies turned with an angry
snarl Wednesday and made a good
cleanup meal of the Drummers.. 1t
was an awful shut out of IL to but
counts only one game and st. Joseph
had the three preceding ones.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25
BASEBALL DOPE AND GOSSIP

Where They Play Tomorrow.
Topeka at ST. Joseph
Denver at Sioux City.
Pueblo at Omaha
Lincoln at Des Moines.
Watch him go. The little manager
VIII come back home with batting
average of million if he keeps it up.
He got two good ones in three trips
to the plate yesterday which makes
ney and Rickert were in heavy on the
hitting, too.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25

The fans are wondering why Moore
sent Breitenstein in to pitch yester-
day. Brett used to do it well. But
just now it may have been a last look
before good-by.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-05-25

1t begins to look as if Des Moines
never would have won that fourth
game If Topeka hadn't let them
have it.
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(To ba continued
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29

The barbarous and civilized peoples
alike. Buddhist. Christian and Moslem
peoples alike. have insisted strongly
on chastity in women; but no one OF
them has ever seemed 10 expect like
chastity In ordinary men. A few par
ticularly holy men have been expect
ed 10 be chaste. and the priests OF
some religions have been celibates and
supposedly holier for that reason-a
very disastrous implication; but the
mass OF men have not pretended to
maintain for themselves the same
standard in this respect they have
forced upon their women. Kings,
princes and rulers have not been ex-
pected TO be continent. Good society,
so-called, took no offense at young
men who were dissolute before mar
riage: and even women spoke lightly
OF such conduct In youth. To yield TO
the sexual passion was supposed by
young men TO be an evidence OF viril-
ity and boldness. II was commonly
believed that incontinence for men
was healthier than confluence, partic-
ularly If marriage was long postponed;
and the carrying over into the mar
ried state OF the characteristic dis
cases OF profigacy was ill-understood.
Young men. left Dy their parents and
schools ignorant concerning the nat
ural processes OF reproduction, and
filled by ignorant or coarse compan-
ions with false notions on the sub
ject, fell into evil ways without de
liberation, in a spirit OF adventure, OF
almost accidentally while under the
influence OF alcohol.
The advance Of preventive medi
cine. and the far better understanding
OF the conditions OF health and bodily
vigor which obtains today, have put
the whole subject of masculine chas
tity In new light. II is now abso
lutely known that complete cont
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29
ONE STANDARD OF CHASTITY
BY Dr. Charles Eliot Emeritus Harvard University

hence is consistent with perfect health,
and indeed, that confluence is neces-
sary TO the highest development OF
bodily strength and endurance. II Is
clearly understood that the conse-
quences 10 offspring OF lack OF chastity
In the father may be just as grave AZ
those OF lack of chastity in/the moth
err; and that the happiness and secur-
lty OF family life Is quite as apt to be
destroyed by want of purity and honor
In the father as In the mother. Thus
the lack OF children. or the limitation
of children TO one or two In a family,
Is not infrequently the direct result
OF immortality in the male.
There is, therefore, no physical rea-
son, and there never has been any
moral reason, for maintaining two
standards as regards chastity-one
for men and the other for women. The
same virtue is needed In both seses
for the happy development OF that
family life on which the security OF
the race and the progress Of civiliza-
ton depend. All down the centuries
modesty, chastity and fidelity in wo-
men have been desired and honored,
because these virtues were held TO con-
| tribute powerfully to the welfare OF
the family and race. In the light or
modern science. II is plainly to be seen
that these virtues In men would have
the same uplifting and consecrating
effect on the family and the race. The
double standard of chastity for men
and women ought not to survive the
increase OF biological knowledge, the
improvement of ethical doctrines, and
| the developed sense OF social obliga'
ton.
In regard to personal purity and
family affections the teachings OF the
! New Testament are strong and clear.
What Is needed now is a new convic-
ton that they apply to men just as
universally and strictly as to women.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29
REOPENING
OF THE LORI
MER CASE


this is special priv
and
the not merely
would follow the beiwether OF special PRIV
where he voted defeat the food law
which pull strings like Bailey Bacon Hey
burn Gamble, and the rest
of real democracy led BY men Of the type
majority narrowing Every seat becomes Of more than uua Vue
wheni Is o a privilege.
evidence Is
They the
special privilege
this
is
a OF like
Lomer
noth
Of public
should
led the senators
for
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29
ADVERTISING TALK.
(Coatfnued from page ID

into one of the older established
piano stores in Cleveland.
after going over the stock,
followed by some shrewd bar
gaining on the representation
that he was a cash customer, he
selected a $3.50 instrument, gave
the company a check for $500
of a well-known concern made
payable to himself and received
the piano concerns check for
$140 in change.
The check made payable to
the well-appearing one proved
to be forged.
1--WE naturally ask why this
piano concern did not investi-
gate a total stranger before they
fell for a very old form of swim
die, the principles of which were
doubtless known to them.
Seemingly they wanted to be
humbugged.
THEY DID NOT WANT
TO BE HUMBUGGED, but they
did want to make that piano
sale.
Their desire to make the sale
was stronger than their desire to
suspect the supposed patron.
"In this predominating desire
to make that sale they hoped
against hope-just as all of us
have done in one phase of life or
another.
people believe what they
want to believe, and the desire
for truth frequently overcomes
their judgment of truth"
Ito be continued.)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29

round the corner Well, to cut long
story short, he ran over me and cut
of my leg with the cutter.
"All right" mister" shouted, you
think you're sharp, but you didn't cut
of my view of the parade"
so I took a toe hold on my leg and
hobbled with II to a doctors office.
II have here, sir said. "a broken
limb"
We'll, your trunk looks sound
enough said the doctor. You'd bet
ter go to tree surgeon"
II twig." | said. "but | thought this
place was q branch Office"
However, didn't go to a tree doc
tor, because couldn't climb and
wasn't sure that he'd come down to
the foot. So had a crutch made and
went and got a new pair OF pants
where they cost only SO cents leg.
Just had SO cents.
II was a salt and pepper pattern
and going home I had TO cross creek
on a>log. | don't understand how the
creek could stay on the log, because
couldn't. slipped off-off the log,
not off my trousers-and fell In.
And when | climbed out my pepper
and-salt suit was all pepper.
The salt had dissolved in the creek.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29

Mrs. Smithson remarks: I'm not
meaner
That the people next door; I'm just
keener;
| save a large share
or my hubby's hot air.
And that runs my pneumatic clean
or"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-04-29

Had a terrible series of adventures
the other day. I'm surprised | came
out Of them alive, but I'm not sur
prised / came out Of them. | wanted
to come out Of them.
was standing watching a flremans
parade and following Hello, Jim"
at 1t to see every fireman stop and
rubber, when a cut-np driving cutter