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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31
~Reformationens Miiuoeoag.

"a bette 1r. Of off" u0gipes
pnn ielpe ben lutberite 3eformo.
lions Winoeoog, ifal Ri benptte2ei
Iigbeoen til at meooeIe ben biitoriift
@runO for, at oenne Gag er ooIgt
aeen meo oct iomme fommer b
til at gipe en- fort l16iigt ooer Re.
formotorens, Worten 9utbers, Gin
San bar fsot / eisIeben, Rrooin.
len Sncbien / 3piflan0, Den 10.
0on. 1888. Gagen eiter bier
ban o6bt og n9nnt eiter 0a9ens
6eIgen, Wnrtin eIer Morten.
Giolig fom ban / SfoIe, og / en-
ung aloer bIeO ban int ino pao
Stubiets Sci = ban bar fun II
anr, ho ban fom poa 2ntinifolen
/ Wagoeburg.
5 1901, oltioa Is aor gammel,
fom ban til uniperiitetet / grfurt,
bpor ban itu0ereoe Scbolaitif og Den
flasiiife 2itteratllr.
Smfring 20 9arsaloeren bleo
ban 9affnlareus, og to aar ienere
tog ban Naeiitergraoen.
5 ben Gio, 2utber par / Or
furt, beepnote bans SiaIefampe for
aIpor. 0els DeO 9psningen al en-
gibel, ban bap6e fun0et / giblio.
tefet Der, 0els neb bans Ben aler.
iis's pluoielige 0s6.
Snn langt ira at tGnfe paa at
reformere airfen bengnng gif ban
/ GIoiter og iegte at ninOe 5reo
meo Sub gennem 5oriageIier og
Selppinsler.
1907, altina | "a @orsaloeren,
bfep 2utber unoer inore SipIefam.
pc pr9Itepiet.
0nIte &or bfep ban af aurfDrit
6reoerif ben 8iie fal6et til Brofes.
for | 5iloiofien ne6 bet npopretteoe
.1tniperiitet | Wittenberg.
20 anr ienere gioroe ben unee
Brofesfor | lin Munfeorbens Bic.
neite en- 8eiie til Som og fit, fom
oct ipnes, bet fsrite it9rfe Sn6trpf
of bet romerife airfep9iens 5or-
oprpeIFe.
FioIigere bopoe bans Si9l erebet
og omfattet bette @uosoro: Gen
retferbige al 9roen ifaI lepe", os
bette Orb Is6 UNDER oenne Reiie for
bans inore Gre.
Otter i'm Siemfomit blep bnn |
1912, altfna 80 anr sammeI, siOrt
til Doftor I 9eologien eIer | ben
belIige Sfrift.
Snn inmIebe MI iom teoIogiif
Qrrer og Br1oitnnt fore Sfarer
ON fin epaneeliife 5orfpnoel'e |
Mittenberg.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

5 ielpeite 5piflnno pin0er ri.
bolosbeoegelien 5remgane. Der il.
ses at bore 10000 aftine Deb.
lemmer / Spiflon6s afboIOsiore.
ninger, og Oesuoen er Der en- bel9el
6oreninger bIonot PROFESSIONALS
Manb, iom 2eger, 8reiter, 29re'
re, Stutsembeosmpno os Seroffi'
cerer. Sgiaa ! antallet al 6orenin.
ger, Der arbeioer imoo Nisbruser
Of alfoboIboloige 9riffe, er oei
Stigning.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31
Den foreneoe norife airfes teo.

Den ~foreneoe norife airfes teo.
Iogiife Seminar begpnote lit npe
Sfoleaor oen 10. Sept. Seminoriet
bar en- beI Gel fIere StuOenter /
aar emo tiOlieere : 80 i fsrite
9lnrs aIosie, % / oneet aars alas-
ie og 18 / treble 4ors alosie =
! ait 81 teoloeiife S~titOenter. vi
De 30 i isrIte aars aIasie er II
@raOuenter ira ct. Olaf College,
s bar goaet en- Gel 4or pon ct.
Slat Geiten tom ira ANDRE al
Samfunoet Sfoler.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31


tiao0 9rngen al frie aeoifaber;
aae onOre niIOe BABE meoisrt
Suang.
QUO er EN- 5relier; ban oil baue
tit 6olf ligeoannet meO jig, oerfor
bar ban oioet Dem Del / i'm freI-
ienOe @erning.
DeIngtio6eo i @uos arbeioe er
oct noturlige uOtrpf for aprIig.
beo til @uo.
Delagtigbeo i SUBS arbeioe bar
Sen eneite 0ioooe bporpeo @uos
6olf funoe beoares og uooifles.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

Z. st belt 9uno al ben 9ino,
ser lutte iorbi elias peo 9orebs
Sulen.
s. 20 alen Of 9aiuntonerne paa
Sinai 9ierg.
8. Greoine EorOenilae ira NO.
les Sgiter, Miriams Yaufe, JON
6ertes peo H~goebanet.
10. st tort, tunet Stpffe Of
Ssraels gsrns Sfrig, boormeo De
neofoiteOe Serifos @ure.
II. Sem tonne, blanfe Strenge
al Gaoios Sarpe.
IL. Ere imuffe 9otfebnor Of Dem,
boormeO abrabam bang fat / gge.
trpet.
Dog, aIle oisie Eine fremoiier
MOI life iom 9ellieOom, men iom
lln0ere, ligeiom / Betersfirfen /
&om SuooS' Strife ioreoiies.
: @n i9rIig goo Ben bar bemme.
lig betroet mig, at Sans aurfprite-
Iige 3oaoe bill teitamentere oenne
Snmline ct iliIot 6ieroiuespuno al
lit troiaite iromme Sierte, tiaige.
me0 ct belt 9oo al i'm ionoorue
5unge. Og ira ben oaerbeIligite
6aOer, 8aoen, er onereoe Den 0na.
Be opnoaet, at bpo Der oil beere
oenne SeIlieoom meo en- 8ploen,
fol baoe 6orIooeIie for ale inotiI
0enne Stun0 %begangne SDn0er,
iomt ale De Spnoer, BON berefter
gennem ii Aor, fon eler bill begno,
% oft bette ifal life ifo0e bans
SoIigbe6. Oct er 10 en- itor, rig,
biotiI ubsrt Raooe, iaa mangfoIoi.
&c nof mna frp6e Jig Oeroper.~
Oct l10trnf oWoies' Sorn" re-
~iererer iig til, at man forben oper.
latte ct Ste0 i en- al Moiebsgerne
i~ortert, Iieeiom oeinn @icbelonoe.
los Statue al Roies fremoiier TO
forte Stumpborn oppe / Sonret.
0enne Stotue, Der fin6es | airfen
Son Bietro in 8%incoIi, 8om, bleo
bugget omfr. 1915; og ~iooleoes
bar mango pibit ON Ben, ia, iet
0et i 1912.
Get bar ben iamme fprIteli9e
@rfebiifop, Der / lin 9io PED en-
Sobnn Riibel fremienote en- 9enge.
gooe 90 @uIogplOen) til 6rn Git
tier, BET bill iige, @open bar moi
eeentlig fsrit beitemt for 2utber
ielp, men on hilbert ioritoo, at Gu
tier betatfeOe zig. ienote ban Ben.
gene til 2utberinoen % bun be.
boIOt Dem, tro6s 2utbers Opb9peI.
Ter, bag bans Rpg.
Ia 2utber ii6en eiter bIen flor
ooer, at bans Some pirfelie 6op6e
brugt geneene, itreb ban ct be.
breiOenoe grep til Riibel: bborfor
6enne life bab6e gioet gengere til.
bose ieen, iom ban BAD BAN. n9bi
iioit al alt piIoe ieg gre mig oeIne'
tig / fremme6e Spnoer", beooer
oct Ger.
Heipeft for ifi9 aaben, 9oeI 30.
f9rol at tnge MOB Bengegnner fra
ben, ban befpmpebe, iorefom 2utber
at bore Iapt og lumpent og usieIt.
aat6rine fun6e life ie noget gnli
oeri, og Der er nof mango = en6og-
ina 90 pno- Ser oeIer Spn meO
benOe oeri, ieIp / pore 0age.
Sellere 6a Iigefrem lioe Reo,
naor goIt ifuI0e bore, emo neo at
taee 6jeIp Of bitre @ooitonSere
iIsOe lit eget Sin6, lin SipG. moo
oct onoe, man befpmperl Seilerp
tnoIe sopn hos @uos 3sroel. emo
iiooe peo ipl6te. ipoenoe @rpoer /
9Ggpptenl =
m... f.~ N
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

paitor. 8. 3. aiIoabl ffriper |
p9utb.~ ON Chicago 0utberan
theological Seminarp~s npe 4pe.
ninoers SnopieIie ben 8. OF -
seminariet bar fsr belieeenoe pon
Morelnno gpe. poo Chicago Noro.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

Roor q9ierne henpenber fig til Bolt, Der
a5ertereri 4 iopst suten Tor at tgbs Dos benz
ea.r for a; ica Gplpsnin9 ON Bet aperterebe,
bebes 81 aItib omtale, at 8t lao Npsrtisies
mentet bette 9too. Oct pl pGre til gen.
iibis Jipte
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31
y9bao fan MisiiOnGrer sere
fOr at ~frembiGlpe

-
oen0e airfe / 9iemlanoene2"
Dette Spsrgsmaal bleo Orsftet
peo TO Meoer, iao bette er fun ct
fort 8eIume al Campbell 8biteS
SnOleOning og al Den oerpoo fsl'
genoe 8isfusiion.
Campbell 8bite:
Der er co. 3,400 Wenigbeos.
meolemmer Amerifa ior bper
amerifanif Nisiion9r. Oct g9loer
ON at ioa Dem ale interesi ereoe,
ioa De bill be6e for Wisiionen, ior
life alene tiltrpnger Wisiionen De.
res 6orbsn og ben Oeraf flpoenoe
8irfiombe0, men De 9,400 Ielp til.
trpnger oct ogion ior oeres egen
SfpIo.
Me0 0en nuopren0e StDrfe er
set umrtligt at mao enboer Snpnner;
Sapons gbangeliiotion oil tage
~
minoit 100 Anr eiter nuo9renoe
WauIeitof. Oct gploer 0erfor, of
6oer enfeIt Misiion9r iorsger line
arqiter ioa meget iom muligt; pren
at qsre BET peo at ino Dine 3.400
til at iremb9re Big % DIT arbeioe
6orbsn. Oct fer life MI; naar
finn en- 6ieroeoeI eioer, bOor mango
mon Der oa er, iom beoer2
5 De 10 Aor, ieg bar / Snoien,
tit ieq fun omtrent % greoe, Der
~fortaIte mig, at mnn Oaglig bao
, for mig. SfuIOe ieg MI no poa
Mnrfen igen, iaa piloe ieg lape
Ell Cite oper ale mine gnnifelig6e.
Der og ienoe Dem biem til ale mi
ne @enner og be6e Dem ON at beoe
for mig til Sto0iebcO. og ieg bill.
De forIanee 6eres beitemte 2sfte,
for oct bipIper olti6 Ell Wano til
of gipe noget, at ban flyer, at ban
bill.
Soar ri Opganen ON 5orben
Isit, inn er ale De andre Opgoper
lsite meo set ianme; for 9sn for.
ubiptter aun0ifob os prooucerer
4r6ei0e.
NisIion9rer bar aIere6e aiort
meget ! ben Retnine. BerionIige
8i6nesbpro er 6en beoite Rno0e,
man fan BRUCE oe0 at u0breoe
! Sonobeo, og Der MAJ Wisiionprer.
ne life bare efterIaoenoe paa@runo
of fnIif g6mpgbeo. Siemmets Sir.
fe Ter fun meo WiSiion9rernes
Zine. Sci fnn life fort9ae anOet
iii 0e uinteresiereoe Der 6iemme
END oct 5 fort9Iler os. Gao eoers
9repe barre perionIige. Sar 5 Soccer
og Erincipper = eoOt, fremi9t Dem
fun, men ifI9o Meteorological, os it.
fe / LANCE, tsrre aiban0lin9er.
g9r iaa paa gaet moo at blipe
%inGpre, ioa 5 life ier unOet emo
eoers egen lille llrtebeo. MiSiions.
arbeioet efiiiterer ogiaa" / andre
2anoe. ) 1896 naaeoe 3alet paa
SeOningefriitne op til Den isrite
U2iaion, men Der gift fun II aar,
isr Den on0en MilIion par punOetl
og / De iioite TO 4ar bar Gallet n9-
ret 100000, b. b. T.. ben treoieDail-
lion oil ninoes eiter oenne MaaIe.
itof - i iefs aarl 8i bar nu noe
paa Wisiionsmarfen mere en0
81 3 in 0ageom 4aretl
0iifuSiionen:
On Wano ipurgte temmelig in.
Oigneret: er bet Sanfen, at nilRis.
iion9rer ifal bore gproer % Seoen
og aniparet beruoe og iaa open !
ae6et bane aninaret for Snteres.
len biemme2
Sertil ipareoe G..8.: ga oct
er girfelisbeoen oe life en- tom Eco.
ri, iee bnr fremint.
Ser felger M enfelte of be frem.
intte antponineer:
5ort9l ON, bnoroan De inofsote
ariitne beber; bet oil beifamme
mango al De gamle ariitne biem.
me.
Seq fortGler, bporoon arbeioet
langt operitieer mine ar9iter, og
bnor obiolnt nibeneis ieg er af
at De life eIemmer mig | oeres 5or.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

8 3ilfelbe al urseslm9sfsbeoer Oeb
Robtaseiien bebss nan fInse til bet iisblise
gofn9ien. Stulhe BET life bieIps, bebes
man aenusube fe til .8ouftersn"s
Rontor.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

Advertislue Rates made known upon
application.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

funoe fomme pioere. Sort eIter oleo
ban oirfelie omOenot og er MI en-
meget bpgtig gOangelilt.
Sea banoe 7 unge Q19no | en-
gi6elfIosie. De ifrep Oeres ytaorle
poa en- yaofemono" (et iapanlf9h'
Ie6e), iom ieg iaa ienote blent til
ben genin0e, ser bnnoe lenot mig
1enQe til 9ibIer for DEM;
bun bpngte oct op / lit gerelie for
altio at minoes Oisie un9e N9nO;
M er Be 6 9riitne.
SEQ 6aoOe life EiO til at ltrioe
&f6onolinger, ioa biIote ieg mig
ino, at ieg bapOe en- @9it 1iemme'
ira, naor ieg intte mig til at ifrIpe,
og iaa ifreb ieg nffurat, JON ie9
oiloe 6abe fortaIt min @pit; men
lea finder, at 6isie grepe o9ffer
mere Snteresie emo aibanolin9erne
(oen 8lan og Sen Sp0a8elie par
ban nof life enc ON, at osnlme et'
ter oen 5iIilutnine bans llotaIelle
innot.)
@n nor bIenen onoopteret" al en-
beitemt areos % baooe futl0et, Iom
naturligt bar, at oct gif longt let
tere at opffe oe bebnre Snteres'en
inoenior oenne, emo in6en Tor belle
airfeiamiun0et.
5Iere bra1te beftograiereoe, nli'
m~eoaroiereoe eaer trpfte 9repe, lnn
onr Ser aerne EN- Ben bjemme, Der
ienote Dem omfring, ion Al De tu1.
Oe Ipies / ilere M~enigbeoer iamti'
Dig.
Zen itore gerSi al Wi5iionsmh'
ieer, non0ren0e eIer %itationpre, be-
toneoes itprft booOe al Campbell
@bite % flere Misiion9rer. Der
bao0e prgnet set. Oct fneb fun meo
at iaa genge til at be9pn0e BET.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

Entered at Bisir Postoffce as second
class matter.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-10-31

Ter bar 0og ogion enfeIte tr9t'
te, ooerarbeioeOe Risiionprer Der
inOremme0e, at 6enne Si0e al ar.
beioet por en- al Misiion9rernes
8ligter, men De bnnbe ina alt for
mango, at De mootte Ia0e nogle
liege urerte.
De foreiIog ga, at 0eputationer
bIen ienot beruO for at Ituoere 6or.
6oloene iaaoan, at De tunoe tole
meo alltoritet, nnnr De fom biem
igen.
On ioaoon Population par for
nplig paa aeiie fra 8ofpo til Sen.
oai, De bnnoe posieret % Stotio.
ner, ier De fom til Wito, Den isrite
8p boor Der Dor Risiionarer = os
ben eneite gp paa beIe Str9tnin.
gen = $50 (engeIife) NiI. Genne
aenos9ernine bapoe giuet Dem ct
opbere Sn0trpf emo ole De Risiio.
n9r6repe, De bapoe l9it.
Sn, Der er begpn0t Der | Sapan
= eo0t b%eepnOt, men ri er bner.
ten bel eler baIo iaroige. 6or 81.
ben er Der mango 0sre poa pib
Sab, bele 2an6et Iigger onbent,
men Der er neiten ineen til at
gaa oeruo = bill De blipe itaaenoe
poa aIem, inotil Ri engang iaar
9io til at goo inc 40 benz
@oar fommer 5orit9rfningerne9
9i bar glade peo 6isie Weoer, be
bar opmuntrenoe og aniporenoe;
oa ri gerne 0eIer en- goo 5ing meo
genner, bar iee prsoet at gsre BET
Der, | oct Saab at bette Gfto maa
bjGlpe nooen til at ooerbeie Spsrgs
mnalet: Eager iee Iiee ioa meaen
Del | bette arbeioe, iom Serren piI.
De, at iee itiIoe9
Og ioa min bierteli9ite SiIien
til ale 2eierne.
eoers l~lOienOing og 5te6fortra.
Der. 5. N. z. 8intber.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
MAKE BIS REDUCTIONS IN THE
FREIGHT RATES.

Immense reductions i'll freight
rates have been made by railroads
operating i'll the Rocky Mountain
ana Pacific regions i'll accordance
with orders of the interstate COM
merce commission. The reductions
vary from 9 to more than % per
cent. Efforts were made to secure
injunctiOns from the courts to re-
strain the commission from putting
into effect its order but they failed.
In every case the reductions affect
the class rates i'll the famous Reno
case The reductions in some in
stances amount TO more than 80
per cent. The old rate from Dem
YER to Reno was 1929 ON first class
freight. BY the new tariff it is
made $40. The OLD New York rate
was i.29 and now it is $3.50 The
rates for intermediate points are
proportionaiely lower.
In what is known as the Sacra-
mento backhaul case. the first class
rate is reduced from Sl29 to 50
cents and proportionateiy on other
classes to Reno. NeV. East Of that
point the rate is fixed at sii5 and
east to ElkO. New. to and including
Cecil Junction. Utah. it Is made at
sl.5f. By the terms Of the tariffs
filed. The rate from San Francisco
to the points named is made lower
than was ordered by the commits
sion. the rate to Reno. for instance.
being fixed at 81 cents hundred
on first class freight instead Of
81 IS. The railroads filed the tar
ifs. putting into effect the new
rates on January ? 1911. and they
must remain 50 at least two years.
.Nampa Leader-Herald
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
Lord sronaham,s oratOry.

We have no orator IN the least like
Lord Brougham since the close Of
Brougham's public career. Everything
that nature could do, so far as ap-
pearance, manner and voice were csn-
cerned, she had done to prevent him
from being a great orator; and yet,
great orator he undoubtedly was. |
wonder what the house of lords Just
now would think of peer who ges-
ticulated and beloved as Brougham
was in the habit of doing But it was
impossible to listen to Brougham and
not be carried away by the force of
his intellect, by his torrent of words,
by the sudden whirl and eddy Of his
rapid illustrations. and by the longer
and shorter stretches of quietude and
repose into which his argument occa-
sionally fowed.-From Justin Nc
Carthy's "reminiscences.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
10 ESTABLISH MEAL MILLS.

\ company with capital stock
oi 100000 Is being organized on the
south side Twin Falls tract to es-
iFl lish five alfalfa meal mills at the
different towns on the tract This
Is one Of the best moves that has
ever been started on the segrega-
tion a. it assures the farmers a
market for their hay. 1t Is under
stood that the hay can be purchas-
ed at from s. to Sc per ton and
then ground into meal and shipped
as far east a. New York and good
profit can still be- made by the mil
Ter If this turns out TO be the
case the problem Of hay raising Will
be solved in southern Idaho for all
time to come. As soon as this tract
a little more the farmers
and the business men should 90 to
boosting and boost hard for a mill
to be located at Dietrich.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
THE LIMIT OF CAUTlOUSNESS
'veryman Demands Proof Of Honesty
from Man Who Would Rescue
Fire-Trapped Horses.

The man who refused to be saved
rom drowning because ne had never
been introduced to his would-be res.
-uer was an incorrigibie bohemian
@5mpered with the liveryman the com
mercial traveller met on his last trip
west
One night the livery stable caught
dre. The stable was old. the fire had
made considerable Roadway before
me alarm was turned in. and il
seemed Inevitable that most of the
horses must perish. To the Iiveryman
who stood in the street cursing and
wringing his hands an athletic
stranger rushed up and said:
Tell me in what part of the build
ting your best horses are stabbed and
will save some of them"
The liveryman ceased lamenting
and eyed the stranger suspiciously
Sir. said he. can you produce
proof that you are square in your
horse deals?"
Square hell" said the stranger and
dashed into the stable With the as
sistance of a fireman he saved FIVE
horses. but not until they were safely
stabbed elsewhere did the liveryman
cease to suspect the stranger OF
horse-stealing.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13

In cases of excessive thirst that
arise from feverish conditions the
Juice of half a lime poured over
crac ked ice or mixed with charged wa
tiers will give relief if slowly slipped
a little at a time.
1t is often found that very hot
water taken by the teaspoonful will
satisfy thirst more quickly than any
other drink The effect is heightened
If a few drops of orange. ie1Ha4 or
lime juice is added or half -
spoon of baking soda
The main thing in thirst quenching
is not to gulp down great quantities
of liquid to take nothing too sweet
Or too rich and to avoid ice water,
which. contrary to usual belief, in
creases rather than decreases thirst.
and against which all doctors fight.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
BEST aATTLESNAKE REMEDY
dote for a Big Injection OF
the Poison

Strychnine is probably the only
positive antidote for a big injection
Of rattlesnake toxin. a bite or rather
stroke such as a four-foot snake
would in1ict on the feshy part of
the body. as the calf or thigh For
such bite. carrying as 1t does half
a teaspoonful or more of venom deep
into the flesh, all ordinary cures are
unayailing. Hypodermically injected
however. in sufficient quantities sure
ly to kill the patient were he not
suffering from the snake poison.
strychnine is certain counteractant
The greatest danger is said to be in
administering too little strychnine. AS
matter of fact but few even OF
skilled physicians have enough knowl-
edge of the subject to be able to act
with any assurance in administering
strychnine in such cases That rat
tlesnake poison and strychnine are
exact opposites has been shown by
experiments in which animals dying
of strychnine NEGOTIATIONS have been
cured by injections of the snake
venom.-POpular Mechanics.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
FINGER PRINT WAS ENOUGH
Guilty Peach Thief Thought II Was a
Picture Of His Corduroy Trous-
ers, and Confessed

All his ripe peaches had departed,
disappeared. deserted Some thief in
the night had played havoc among the
forbidden fruit, and Professor PUN
perdinck could find no clue but
finger print left on an unriDe speci-
men. Nevertheless. il was something.
and he had his suspicione Forthwith,
the professor made an enlargement
and shortly after met the suspect "Ah,
Jake" he said. did you know some
one robbed my garden the other
night2" Did EN-, zur?" returned
Jake innocentiy. Yes nodded Pro
lessor Pumperdinck; but the thief
left his mark behind. so I'll easily
trace him" He produced the enlarge
ment DO you see that" Jakes
knees began to culver Then he burst
into floods of anguish 4 zee it amt
no good, zuri" he sobbed 4 t-took
the peaches righternuff, But-it--it
fair ticks we 'ow yer got that picter
O. my corduroy trousers. Answers
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
WILD ANIMALS AND CATNIP
as Delighted With It as Is the
Domestic Cat.

curious investigator and a few
sprigs of catnip led to an amusing
scene at the zoo in Cincinnati.
The tigers and puma scornfully re-
fused to notice the herb when II was
presented to them by the keeper. but
the lion, the lioness and the big Loop
ard were boisterous in their manifes-
tations of pleasure The lion planted
foot upon 1t, smelled It. licked it,
sprawled upon It and tossed 1t about
in ways unbecoming his kingly dig
nifty The leopard picked it up in her
huge paw. took long and ecststic
sniffs and rolled over and over upon
it in the exuberance of her delight
In her efforts to apply it to the upper
part of her head she performed aero
batic feats of an astonishing kind
From his experiment the investigator
was satisfied that love of catnip Is
not confined to the domestic branch
of the cat family.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
Coal HEAVIER Gentleman.

In the corner OF the crosstown car,
by the door, sat coal HEAVIER. He was
a small man, and the outside of him
was exceedingly dirty. even for a coal
beaver Clothes and hat we're covered
with an all-pervading black dust, which
upon his face and hands the rains had
streaked in muddy lines. His eyes
were heavy and his back bent Alone
out of that chivalrous company he rose
and with his crumpled hat in his hand
gave his seat to the lady of certain
age. 1t was another coal HEAVIER who
turned one of the finest compliments
to woman in the English language as
be stood transfixed before the beauty
OF Nine Recamier. Lady, could
light my pipe at your eyes said that
gallant and impassiOned coal HEAVIER
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
ONE WAY TO BE MODEL MAN
Young Son of Thrifty Mother Let's
Light in on Family
Secret.

There's more than one way of being
a model man, remarked the young
son of a thrifty mother to the girl
upon whom he was trying to make a
good impression
How SOP" asked the girl.
IT'S more or less OF a family secret,
but ever since mothers chatty chum
came in and found me arrayed in an
up-to-date overskirt. with mother on
all tours at my feet with a mouthful of
pins trying to make it hang straight,
suppose the cat is out OF the bag and
you may as well get it from me-" In
the girls eyes there was an expression
OF mixed CONSERVATION and mirth
4 have always been slender, and
since mother had no daughter on
whom to hang her dresses and things.
she's used me for a model for the last
five years All she did was to put her
what-you-may-call- that lace up
the back on me, pull them Up to her
own size regardless of my discomfort
and begin to dressmake with my
sylph-like form for a model. But when
got home from college this last time
my waist had developed to unladylike
proportions and mother has been
forced to buy herself a pneumatic
form to take the place of her model
son. I'm thinking OF putting this
requisite in with my specifications as
a husband" he added half seriously.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
The Way of Life.

1t is being said of an elderly man
In business in Atchison: He can't
stand punishment as he formerly
could" And there is punishment TO
be endured in making a living; don't
forget it, Look over your own expert
ence and you will detect punishment
every hour OF the day If it isn't at
home it is on the street or on the
road. How many ways there are to
punish a man who tries his best to
get along and behave himself, And
after a man gets old it is more evi-
dent every year that the poor fellow
can't stand punishment as he could
when he was younger