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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
One Explanation.

Say, Pa, what does it mean when
it says the Supreme Court dissolved
a trust?"
well, my son, you see, hum-ha
that's a sort of solution of the
trust question"
Does it fix it so there isn't any
trust any more, Pa"
well, my son, when you dissolve
a lump of sugar in water the sugar
is still there, but you can't see it,"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
WEIGHING AN ELEPHANT
MADE AN EASY AFFAIR

There is a story often told in In
dia of Shajee, Hindoo Prince, who
on a certain occasion showed him
self almost as clever as Archimedes.
A high Official had made a vow
that he would distribute to the poor
the weight of his own elephant in
silver money. But the great diff
Guilty that at first presented itself
was the mode OF ascertaining what
this weight really was. All the
learned and clever men of the court
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
0 o o o 0 0 @ o O o o O o o O 0 O
Q FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH. O
o w. b. Wright, Pastor. Q
Q o o o o o o o Q o o o o o O

Preaching every Fourth Sunday
morning and evening.
Bible School every Sunday at
$3.50 a. m.
Communion service at 1880 am.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening at o'clock.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
Seemed 70 give Him a New Stomach

Seemed to give Him New Stomach.
II suffered intensely after eating
and no medicine or treatment
tried seemed to do any good, writes
w. H. Youngpeters. editor of the
Sun, Lake View, Ohio. 1.-THE first
few doses of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets gave me surpris-
ing relief and the second bottle
seemed to give me new stomach
and perfectly good health" For
sale by all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
Juvenile Activities.

Father" said the small boy,
what is prodigyR"
"A prodigy, my son, is a boy who
can be persuaded to get his mind on
the third dimension instead of try
ing to get his feet on third base"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
Was Seen Everywhere and
Influence Felt
IN THE TRIUMPH OF BRADLEY
Personnel Of the Quartette
Which Defeated Beckham
for Senator.
REVIEW OF THE FAMOUS EVENT
The Glasgow Times says:

The Glasgow Times says:
In his speech of acceptance,
Judge O'Rear, in the exuberance of
the moment, felt moved to exclaim:
1T is a great privilege to be re-
eeived in this way by the represen-
tatives of $4,000 Republicans of
Kentucky. and to be introduced by
the greatest living Senator of the
United States. am proud to say
that, despite the Vaccinations of
the lobby, here is one Senator on
whose election no stain rests"
Right there the Judge ham-strung
himself-we even venture to assert
severed an intestine-for the whole
campaign. That man, Democrat or
Republican, who can assert that
Senator Bradley's election to the
Senate was free from scandal, or
from the lobby influence, or from
stain, is either lacking in moral
perception, % too ignorant to know
the A B C of politics. Bradley was
elected Senator primarily by the
treachery of the Courier-Journal
and the bolt of six Democratic
members OF the Legislature-sec-
ondarily, by the work of the whis-
key trust.
McNutt, saloon-keeper of Louis
Vile, was one of those who bolted
Beckham.
Eph Lillard, keeper of a local
option town joint, disguised by the
name of a drug store, was another
He was prosecuted for liquor SELL
ing, went out of business, and is
Senator Bradley's private secretary
at $1,000 per year.
Wheeler Campbell-another of
the boilers, the Times is informed
is now State counsel for the
whiskey trust.
Billy Klair, bolter No. 4, was a
saloonkeeper in Lexington.
In the relentless war waged
against Gov. Beckham, finally cul-
minating in his defeat and the tri-
umph of Bradley, the hand of the
whiskey trust was everywhere seen,
and its influence felt. And yet
Judge O'Rear has the sublime nerve
to assert that Senator Bradley was
elected in spite of any lobby, and
that no stain rests upon him.
The voters of Kentucky have en-
dured much. Whether they will
stand for a classification as either
common idiots, or political igno-
ramuses, remains to be seen.
The Times did not assert or even
had been bought by anybody. 1t
does say that it bolted the nomina-
tion of Gov. Beckham for the Unit
ed States Senate, and that its man
aging editor was Senator Bradley's
chief manager and worker in the
contest leading up to the election of
Senator Bradley. What influences
were behind its montrous betrayal
of its party, the Times does not
know, and does not attempt to say.
The Times confesses that it both
admired and respected Judge
O'Rear. 1t regarded him as the
ablest and most dangerous man the
Republicans had ever nominated
for Office since the days of Judge
Harlan. But when he raised his
hands above Senator Bradley's
head, drew the longbow of his inn
agination, and declared that here
was one Senator without blot or
stain upon his election, right there
the Times threw up its hands in de-
spair and passed him up to the final
judgment of a truth-loving people. |
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30

The Hartford Herald has adopted
a new rule in regard to Obituaries,
Resolutions of Respect, Cards of
Thanks, &C., whether written at the
the behest of lodges, churches or in
dividuals, and that is, We shall
charge at the rate of two cents per
line for all such articles, except obit-
uary poetry, which will be one cent
per word, straight. This is the small
est rate we charge for anything and
is only one-flfth of our regular rate.
The amount, in cash or stamps,
must accompany each article, or
it will not be printed. Six
words average line in ordi-
nary reading and every separate
character or initial letter counts as
word. The heading and the sig
nature both count one line each,
even If they are only a word or two.
All obituary poetry, straight
through, one cent per word.
Contributors please remember.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
They Don't Have To,

A Missouri Judge has ruled that
man may spank his Wife"
"A man may stick a pin in a
mules hind leg, too, but there'll be
very few who will care to do it,"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30

A well known Des Moines woman,
after suffering miserably for two
days from bowels complaint, was
cured by one dose of Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rene
dy. For sale by all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
Otto c. rlartin
Attorney at Law
HARTFORD, Ky.

Office up stairs over Wilson n
Grove. opposite court house. Will
practice his profession in all the
courts of this and adjoining cOun-
ties and Court of Appeals. CONNER
cial and criminal practice spec
ialty.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-08-30
Pleads an Alibi.

Pleads an Alibi.
Dixon, KY, Aug. 24.-The testi-
mony for the defense was continued
to-day in the trial of Thomas
Thompson, charged with the MUIR
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The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29

Today in marking with this stone
the scene of historic deeds, we hon
or the doers, but in a larger and
broader sense we honor ourselves
more. They do not need us while
we need them. Their gift to us
was great. They passed q great
part of their time In an unsettled,
unciyilized land, destitute OF all
that makes life delightful. and they
did 1t to crafty an inchoate desire
to build and develop and create,
There is something in such a life
that fires us on to deeds OF daring
rectitude.
The marking OF this spot is an
honor which no one person should
claim nor can claim. 1t 10 singular
ly fitting and proper that 1t should
be marked by such a patriotic and
disinterested organization ~ the
Daughters of the American Revoln-
ton
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
GILL IS AFTER.
SILVER TRl

Gill, June 22-Thls town
after the trophy cup offered
Weld County Commercial \
the best crop exhibit a, n
this fall. There never hi
such a good outlook for al
just now there has been a
rain. plenty OF warm westi
everything else required ID
good crops so the Gill ped
almost sure of walking sx|
the prize. Interest was irl
BY the offer published in d
une last night and a NEED
held to devise ways and nj
making this place a sure
The results of the meet av
the public to know but res
be seen when Gill gets the
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
Lupton Guards Rnsy

Lupton, June 22-Comn,nr 7
colorado National Guards, have re-
ceiyed their new uniforms and
equipment and are justly proud OF
them. The company, which wa.
organized couple of week. ago.
WIN captain Haynes Commanding,
now numbers So men, and dril, vii
De Kept up every night till tbe bovs
get out Of the awkward class
which won't be long.
Lupton has been visited with d.,.
~ showers for several afternoons
past' ps. and the ground is in good CON.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
Corporation Lawyers EPigrsms

A Corporation Lawyers EPigranls
81 care not who writes the laws
of a nation If l write delays"
"A Judge is a lawyer who has
been promoted for inefficiency.
mo great lawyer ever thinks of
going into court in these days. A
man who really understands the
meaning and uses Of the law is as
much bored by arguing = case be-
fore the ordinary judge as Pader-
ewski would be by teaching the
hve-hnger exercise to . black
smith,
"A lawyers hrst business with
the law Is to f1nd the hole M It.
His second business 10 to remember
where he found 1t. His third busi-
ness is to pull somebody through
It,"
"A business lawyer should reflect
that organization il but the neces-
sary first step toward reorganiza-
ton"
when an enterprising man
comes to me for advice, tell him
what he can do with safety, what
he can do with risk, and what he
can do with danger. If he is the
right kind OF man he does the dan
gerous thing-and comes to me
again. From In the Interpret
ers House" in The American Maga-
zine for July.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
HALF BILLION
IN DIVIDENDS

New York, June 26.-Total in
terest and divided disbursements for
July, 1911, are estimated to exceed
25O,0O0,000, as against $780,
100000 for the same month a year
ago, a gain of about SIS, 900, 900.
The increase is made up mainly
from the bonds, interest on which
was $36,955,00O in excess of that
for July, 1910. Dividends show a
falling of OF over $17,100,0OO.
Interest payments for the coming
month amount to $181,626,115, d.
vided as follows:
Railroads, $87,745,5S7; indus
trials and miscellaneous, s55.O1O,-
555; electric railways, s1S,117,66O,
and government bonds, $3,231.261,
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
STORM SCARED
DEAF workman

Gill, June 22-This city was Wis
tied by a severe electrical storm
last evening and the big chimney
on the concrete block house owned
by D. R. Kinney of Greeley. was
stuck during the display. The fue
was cut in two and the entire chin
ney wrecked while number of peo-
pie in the neighborhood were shock
ed and badly scared.
The shock was severe enough to
cause the deaf and dumb black
smith in the town to run out OF his
shop with his hands over his ears
as though he heard the reports OF
the loud thunder which followed
the lightning.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
Unfair Tax System Driving
Americans Inn

~ ~
1.-The immigration Office
wa informed me officially Y
ly ~ many Immigrants
the state of Washington. 4
da during the last wear Y
the three years preceding.
Albert Jay Mock in The
Magazine for July. In w
lures Way Is Best he stag
figures are as follows: lseI
1903, 1877; 1909, s3@
I17,734. The doubling Of
ton, at figures of that u
one year to the next Is
Interesting. Washington
gon together have in '0al
since 1906, sped ia,s's au
to the larger liberty OF 'ls
ion OF Canada And IN ,a
OF things there is no eaf'al
for it. Washington and
fairest OF prospects FlGaa
loveliest of empires, holola
natural opportunity foF
and conditions of men-''
anyone. once having seen
ever leave them? uhl'
they are blighted by
cursed by a feudalistic IA.
a most lniquitous tax ~. ss
the spirit OF speculS'"
springs from both
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
Carrie f. Spencer.
Emma Hinchman,
Edith More,
Belle Musser.
Your Neighbor's rxperience

How may you profit by 1t? Take
Foley Kidney Pills. Mrs. e. G.
Whiting. $50 Willow St.. Akron, o.,
says: For some time had . very
serious case of kidney trouble and
l suffered with backaches and dizzy
headaches. I had specks floating
before my eyes and felt tired out
and miserable. saw Foley Kidney
Pills advertised and got a bottle
and took them according to direc-
tions and results showed almost at
aches left me, my eye sight became
clear and today I can say I am .
we'll woman, thanks to Foley Kid
ney Pills" Clark & Faulkner Drug
company.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE CAT QUESTION

Spare the cat! II your neighbor's
pet gets hungry, let him have all
your small chickens he Graves. II
you haven't enough for him. get the
old hen busy and hatch more for
those precious pets. Remember!
remember! he is some ones cher
ished pet. II you are really mean
enough to begrudge the poor thing
a little chicken. build your pens
cat-proof. II you can't afford to do
that, have different members of
your family on constant guard for
poor kitty.
When he slyly approaches the
chickens, address him after this
manner: Dear Tabby, l know you
are some ones darling pet. know
Tabby you are extremely fond of
chicken. but please dear good kind
Tabby, go away. really can't
spare you a chicken. l need them
for my living.
II you come nearer I shall have
to say scat" in my crossest tone OF
voice. l will be compelled to wave
my hat at you.
II this appeal doesn't move him,
harm him not. Let him have a
chicken, and permit the precious
pet to depart in peace.
Set your hens under the bed.
Raise the chickens in the parlor.
Oh, you unkind woman. Oh,
cruel man. Oh, you william behind
the tree, get off the earth and leave
room for cats.-Longmont Times.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29

"For the music furnished by
friends of the Greeley Chapter and
for the use of the piano given by
the Thompson Music Co.
""ro the merchants for recogntz-
ing the convention with appropriate
decorations.
"Be 1t further resolved, that the
Convention express it's thanks to
Mrs. Reeves, the Supreme Presi-
dent, for her presence. her inspir-
ing address and prompt decisions
on all questions.
ITO Miss Osmond. Editor Of the
p. f. O. Record" whose presence
has been a delight to the Conven-
tion.
ITO the Past State Presidents,
Martha Farrier. and tho board for
their time and faithful work In pre-
pairing this successful program.
ITO the Past State President.
Mrs. Emile Costigan. Mrs. Nina
Heise, Mrs. Viola Whittlesy. Mrs.
Minnie shrope. for their helpful
presence.
Resolved, that We express our
thanks to each and every one who
has given time and talent to make
the convention . success.
Signed
Carrie f. Spencer.
Emma Hinchman.
Edith More,
Belle Musser.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
OFFICERS
SELECTED
BY P.E.0.
CONVENTION ADJOURNs AFfEh
PERCEPTION LAST NIGHT
RESOLUTIONS Are ADOPTED
All Who Aided are Thanked. In
cluding Observation-Disclosures
idad Secures the Next
Meeting

The last event on the prosIa"
yor the entertainment OF the F. f.
Os was given Thursday night at the
church when Miss Mary Kendel
and Mr.. Frederick Schweiker OF
Denver gave a musical program OF
fifteen numbers, all OF which we're
greatly appreciated by large audi
ence. delegates and local P. e. o.
member guests.
During the late afternoon busi-
ness meeting just before the COM
mittee on resolutions made a re-
mort. Miss Martha Farrier. retiring
president, was presented with a
gold bracelet by the past presidents
and the board of directors as a
mark of appreciation for Miss Far
rier's work and Miss Osmon and
Miss Winona Reeves, the supreme
president, each were given a SOU
venir P. E. o. spoon by the organi-
zation here.
There were several P. E. O.s
from Cheyenne. Wyo., present at
the convention here as there is no
state chapter in Wyoming. Those
who visited were: Mrs. ]. A. River;
Mrs. G. L. Strader; Mrs. w. e. Kin
head; Mrs. F. H. Gleason; Mrs. H.
d. Gleason and Mrs. E. W. Ment-
zer, who made a short talk in be-
half of the Wyoming chapters Of
which there are only four.
Officers Elected
The following officers were elect
ed: Mrs. Mayme Koehler, Colorado
Springs, president; Mrs. Alice Spen-
Ger, Boulder, first vice president;
Miss Anna May. Grand Junction.
second vice president; Miss Rosa
Schroeder, Denver, recording secre-
tary; Miss Bertha Todd, Rocky
Ford, corresponding secretary; Mrs.
Garlic Wiley, Denver, treasurer, and
Mrs. Clara Blumm, Longmont, or
ganizer. The delegates to the su-
preme convention in St. Louis next
fall are Mrs. Eva L. Terris. Dem
yer; Miss NJ. Mers, Lamar; Miss
Olive Sheldon, Fort Collins; Mrs.
Nellie Sherman, Trinidad; Mrs.
Clara Blumm. Longmont; Mrs. L.
Valdez, Salida, and Mrs. Anns
Spencer, Fort Morgan. Delegates at
large elected from past presidents
of Colorado Grand Chapters were
Miss Martha Farrier, retiring presi-
dent from Manitou and Mrs. Shrope
of Denver. The next state conven-
tion will be held at Trinidad.
Resolutions Adopted
The Committee on resolutions
reported:
Whereas the ninth convention
of the Colorado Grand Chapter has
been so heartily welcomed by Chap
ter I of Greeley be it,
Resolved, that we express our
thanks to the president and men,
bers of Chapter I for our gracious
reception and royal entertainment
in their homes"
Resolved, that we express our
thanks for the use of the Congrega-
tional church so suitably arranged
for the convention.
Resolved, that we extend
thanks to the B. I. LIS for the
beautiful roses and chrysanthe-
NUNS and the delightful auto ride
over the city.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29
Presbyterian Social

LaSalle, June 22-The annual
social Of the Presbyterian church
was given Tuesday night, with q
large attendance OF members and
friends. Ice cream, Strawberries
and cake were served, and an inter
esting program rendered. Miss
Margaret Ross, of Fort Collins. q
visitor at the home of John Laugh
lin, gave two recitations In a pleas
ing manner.
George Briggs, merchant and
newiy-nedged newspaper man, is in
Loveland for a coupe of days.
P. W. Hughes who went over to
Loveland a few days ago with Mrs.
Hughes, has returned. Mrs. hughes
will visit in Loveland.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29

F. s. Rexford, SIS New York Lie
Bldg. Kansas City. Mo-. says: -
had a severe attack Of . cold which
settled In my back and kidneys and
1 was in great pain from my trouble.
A friend recommended Foley Kid
new Pills and l used two bottles OF
them and they have done me
world of good" Clark Z Faulkner
Drug Co.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29

Mrs. H. Borsberry passed through
the city yesterday on her way from
Loveland to her home in Osgood.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-29

The Misses Lorena and Lucille
Harrison went out yesterday to
Estes Park to spend the summer
with relatives.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-23

Miss Viola Shea left Wednesday
evening for Hot Lake where she hopes
to recover from a slight Illness.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-23
Best for Asthma, Ga.
tarrh, Bronchitis

Why need anyone suffer from any
throat or nose troubles when sooth-
ing, healing HYOMEI is guaranteed
to Danish all misery or money back.
THE undersigned herewith rec
ommends HYOMEI to all who are af-
flicted with asthma, catarrh, or
bronchitis. HYOMEI was used by
my wife for bronchitis and asthma
and l used it for bronchitis and sore
throat
1t has given relief and permanent
results and l write these few lines for
the benefit of all who are afflicted
with the ailments named above"
Theodore Boehlan, Traffic Manager
Of the Concordia Publishing House
Cor. Jefferson avenue, and Miami
street, concordia. Kas., Jan. End, 1911
Tallman & Co. and druggists every
where sell Hyomei. A complete out.
fit including inhaler, costs $1OO. Ex.
ira bottles If needed so cents JUS
| breathe it,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-23
SOCIETY
Eyzx1soE g THE WEEK
THE WEEK

Humphrey; musical director, Lillian
Durham. After election the ladies
served hot tomales as refreshments.
Miss Edith Slusher returned to her
home here on Thursday to spend the
holidays with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. William Slusher. Miss Slusher
is a senior this year at St. Heien's
Hal in Portland. At the wedding of
Miss Hazel Fields of Portland to
Samuel Joseph Luse of st. Paul on
Wednesday, she acted as one of the
bridesmaids
Mrs. George Strand Miss Gertrude
CampbelD and Miss Elizabeth Saw
telle will be hostesses this evening at
the home of the former to a number
of young ladies complimentary to
Miss Ermal Mann who ia soon to be-
come the bride of George Baer of
Portland. The affair is a miscellan-
eous shower party and the fore part
of the evening will be devoted to
bridge.
Clifford l. Morgan returned We'd
nesday from his twentieth trip in two
years across the country as a colon
izing agent He was accompanied on
his return by his w.fe's parents. Mr.
and Mrs. Bowsher, of Fort Wayne
Ind, who will spend the winter
here. 40
Miss Dorothy Green. who is at
tending st. Paul's academy in Walla
Walla came over to Pendleton Thurs
! day to spend two weeks with he
aunt Mrs. Edwin P. Marshall
! Miss Gladys Hamley and Mis-
! B anche Bailey returned today from
/ Seattle. where they are spending
| their first year at the University o
| Wa h ngton. Both are members o
/ the Alpha Chi Omega sorority.
/ Mrs. Gus La Fontaine and smal
daughters, Olga and Heen. have ar
/ rived from Portland to spend the holi
days with Mr.. La Fontaine and Mis-
/ Pauline La Fontaine.
/ Mrs Charles ]. Smith and daughter
I Miss Gwendoline Smith, are up fror
Portland. where they are spendin
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-23

Miss Z. ]. Frazier will spend Christ
mas Day in Athena with relatives.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-12-23

Miss Bertha Braden will spend the
holidays with relatives in Portland.