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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
GHERIFF'S SALE.

by virtue Of . writ Of Fl. ia; to me directed,
issued ont Of the Court of Chsncery OF New
Jersey, will expose to sale at public vendue
to the highest bidder,
ON MONDAY, THE THIRTEENTH DAY OF
NOVEMBER, A. ID, 1911,
between the hours of twelve and Ave O'Clock
in the afternoon, to wit, at two O'Clock, at the
Court House in Pennington, Hunterdon
land q nd premises hereinafter particularly
described, situate, lying. and being in the
township OF West Amweil, in the county Of
and described as follows;
land q AaSriah Phillips, in Henry stesenson's
line, thence u1 with Stevenson's and John
Sebold's line south seventy-iiye and one-half
degrees west, sixty-two chains and eighty
SEVEN m Sc stone in John Roses line
minutes east, forty-hve chains and eighty
seven LINKS 70 a stone N the line between the
townships towns nn 81 IVES! AmSell and Hopewell
township line north eighty-eight degrees and
thirty, minutes east, nineteen chains and
iand thence rs with smiths land sY north nine
degrees and forty-six minutes west, fourteen
chains and tifty-six links TO stone, corner to
thence (Sl south eighty-one degrees and thir-
W minutes east, nine chains and ten links TO
hickory tree for a corner TO the same; thence
uorth Nxty-two degrees and forty-tye min
utes east, six chains to a corner of Azariah
Phillips line in the valley aud western mar
sth VI slitu etieam OF water, formerly a
lynn tree; thence "a with said Phillips line
north nine degrees and forty minutes west,
thirty chains and sixteen links to the place OF
one hundred and seventy-six and seventy-one
hupdredths acres Of land. be the same more
or less; nevertheless saving and rsserving
Of an acre OF land, the same sold by Richard
Bnrrough to Aaron y. D. tanning, as record
ed IN BOOK lSi OF Deeds for Hunterdon
Seized as the property OF Mary W. BOIL ct
ais, and taken IN execution at the suit OF Noe
GEORGE + GREEN,
sheriff
VINCENT w. NASH, Jr., Solr.
Oct IL. 1911 -4l5 so 81
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27

Professional prisoners arose early IN
our era. 1t is recorded that Agrippina
"a. d. 26) refused to eat apples at the
table Of her father-in-law, Tiberius,
through fear of poison. The notorious
Locusta fiourished in that epoch. 1t
is charged that she supplied with ap-
propriate directions the poison by
which Agrippina rid herself Of Clau-
dIus She also furnished the poison
that was administered to Britannicus
by order of Nero. This crime was
committed In quite conventional
manner The Romans were accustom-
ed to drink not water at table, but the
same temperature did not appeal to
ALL slay offered hot water to Bri-
tannicus Too hot" he remarked
The slave added cold water. Britain
nicus drank. gasped once or twice and
died The cold water was poisoned
either with n cyanide or with prussic
acid
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Who is able to help is not yet poor;
who is able to love is not yet old

Don't forget that DIR. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
seription, for woman's weaknesses and deli
cate ailments, is not patent or secret medi-
cine, being the "Favo rite Prescription" Of a
regular educated and graduated physician
engaged in the practice of his chosen special
ty--that of diseases of women-that les in
gradients are printed in plain English on ev-
cry bottle-wrapper: that il is the only medi-
cine especially designed for the cure of wo-
mans diseases that contains no alcohol, and
the only one that has professional ENDORSE
ment worth more than the so-called "testi-
monials' ever published for other medicines
Send for the endorsements they are free for
the asking.
little book of some of these endorsements
will be sent to any address, post paid and alb
solutely free il you request same by postal
card or letter, of DIR, Il. V Pierce, Buffalo, N.
Y
III you suffer from periodical headache.
backache, dizziness, pain or dragging down
sensation low down in the abdomen, weak
back, have disagreeable and weakening, ca
tarrahal, pelvic drain, or are in distress from
being long on your feet. then you may be
sure of benefit from taking DR.. Pierce's Fav-
orite Prescription.
DIR. Pierce's Pellets-the best laxative and
regulator Of the bowels. They invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels, One laxative:
two or three cAthartic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
ouasr flswsnansr Namas.

The Italians are naturally an imagi
native race, and the titles which they
give to their newspapers, especially
in the provinces, fully confirm the fact
Here are some instances Of the curios
tiles:
At Aqui, in Piedmont, there is Il
Bollente the boiling one); at Gerace
the Circus Of Nero; at Messina, the
Lightning; at yucca, the Second Light
ming; at Monbercelli. the Infexible; at
Catania, the New Marionettes.
Humorous publications rejoice In
even stranger titles. We have the
Contropelo shave against the grain
at Naples, the Two of Spades al
Turin, the Slap In the Face at Bo-
logna, the Pif PAT at Palermo. the
Brush at Cattanissetta and the Mos
quito at Savigliano.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
THE LAMBERTVILLE RECORD
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1911
RUBBER CANNON BALLS.
A Worlds Fair Exhibit That Puzzled
Louis Napoleon.

A Worlds Fair Exhibit That Puzzled
Louis Napoleon.
An instance Of the obsession of the
mind by one idea is seen in a ludi-
crous mistake made by Louis Napo-
leon in 1855 at a worlds fair held in
Paris while he was emperor. He had
been trained to war, and he could not
see a strange object without regard
ing 1t In relation to war. The head
of the United States commission at
the exhibition was Maunseli b. Field,
who tells In his Memoirs of Many
Men" how greatly disturbed the en-
peror was by an American invention.
Tho commissioner was present at
reception held at the palace.
'The emperor approached mo and
remarked that he had that afternoon
walked through our department Of
the exposition-this was just before 1t
was open to the public-that he had
seen many things there which inter-
ested him, but that nothing had SO
much pleased him as the exhibition
of vulcanized india rubber. Among the
articles he had noticed something
which had puzzled him ever since.
He very much regretted that I was
not present at the time Of his visit
Here I interrupted him to say that
l very much regretted 1t myself and
that If he had sent me an intimation
of his purpose / should have been
certain to attend.
Well he answered, in one corner
l saw, stacked as one sees them In an
artillery yard, a pile of vulcanized In
dia rubber cannon balls. There was
nobody there to answer the inquiries
which | desired to make. Perhaps you
can explain the matter TO me-
81 had not even seen the balls in
question and had to say so.
az cannot imagine resumed his
majesty, how any preparation of In
dIa rubber can be used for projectiles.
1t has often occurred to me that. In
combination with other materials, 1t
might be made useful for defensive
purposes
II was compelled to admit that 1t
was equally mysterious to me how the
of making cannon balls Of 1t. After so
unsatisfactory an Interview the emper-
or probably did not think that 1t would
be civil to leave me Immediately, so he
asked me II I took much interest In
military matters. I answered that l
did not any more than civilians usual
ly do.
II was at that time residing very
near the Palace of Industry. The next
morning / went over before breakfast
for the purpose Of getting information
upon the subject which had so puzzled
the emperor. l went directly to the
india rubber exhibit, and, sure enough.
found the balls there just as they
had been described to me. 1t was too
early for me to expect to see the man
In charge, but there was person in
bis place. | asked what in the world
he expected to do with india rubber
cannon balls.
""They are not cannon balls he an
swered; they are footballsp"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27

Scattered through space are innu-
tie light OF heat. Either they were
never at any period of their history
bright and glowing like the myriad
stars that make the midnight sky so
beautiful or In the course of countless
ages the heat they once possessed has
radiated away from them into the
depth of space, and now they are, as
their name describes them, dark
stars"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Give Aid to Strikers,

Sometimes liver. kidneys and bow
els seem to go on strike and refuse
to work right. Then You need those
pleasant little strike breakers-Dr.
Kings New Life PilIs-to give them
natural aid and gently compel proper
action. Excellent health soon fol-
lows. Try them. 25c at all drug
gists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
AS WE GROW OLD
The Kidneys Need Constant Help. LAM
bertville People Depend on Doan's Kid
ney Pills.

The constant strain OF busy life
Wears out the kidneys, and in later
years
The kidness cry Tor help
Old backs will ache, day in, day out;
Urinary ills will add their weight ot
woe,
Until the kidneys have the help they
need.
Aid the kidneys with Doan's Kid
ney Pills
Restore perfect flltering of the
blood.
Lambertville people endorse this
great remedy.
@. A. Price, Al Delevan St, Lambertville, N.
j., says: "You may continue to publish my
testimonial, recommending Doan's Kidney
Pills. They did me world of good and / en-
dorse them again with pleasure. Being adj
vanced in years, il Is natural that my kidneys
should bother me to some extent, even
though Doan's Kidney Pills. procured at
shamalia's Drug Store, rid me OF the serious
kidney difficulty that had bothered me up to
three years ago. Since their curing me then
one or two slight occurrences of kidney COM
plant have also been quickly removed by
their use. | find this remedy TO be just the
one require and | would indeed. be lost
without supply on hand.
For sale by all dealers Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agent for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Universal and Eternal

eyes, life Is universal and eternal,
for time is one of its factors-yester-
day the moon, today the earth, tomor.
row Jupiter, In space there are era
dies and tomhs The red carbon stars
viii soon be dead the hydrogen stars,
Ike Vega and Sirius. are the stars of
the future; Procyon, Copella and Arc
turus are the stars OF the present. Al
debaran SEEMS TO be already an au-
tumn fruit" SO said Flammarion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
THE SECOND GRAvEDIeeER.
He Saw His Chance and Made a Sig
Hit In Hamlet"


Hit In Hamlet"
A company playing Hamlet" was
forced to find an actor to play the Sec
ond gravedigger on account Of the Ill
ness of the second comedian of the
company. The only actor available
was a variety performer who had no
reverence for Shakespeare and no re-
spect for the traditions Of the classic
drama. The second gravedigger was
a comedy part. and he knew that he
could get away with it"
When the first gravedigger threw of
the walstcoat. revealing another un-
derneath. the audience Uttered. The
removal of the second waistcoat
brought loud laugh, and the third
produced roar. The first gravedigger
was delighted. He had never played
to such an appreciative audience, and
visions of good notices In the papers
and a possible increase In salary be-
gan to loom up before his eyes. As
he threw of the fourth waistcoat he
turned partially around. and the cause
Of the unusual hit was disclosed to
him.
The second gravedigger. being accus-
toned to build laughs on lines and
business Of other actors, saw his op-
portunity and seized it. As fast as
the first gravedlgger would throw the
waistcoats on the ground the variety
comedian would pick them up and put
them on. The new business was much
funnier to the audience than the old,
with which 1t was thoroughly familiar.
Not content with having stolen the
laughs from the regular comedian In
this scene, the new man went further
When the first gravedigger said to him,
go, get thee to Vaughan; fetch me a
stoup of liquor" Ito which there Is no
reply In the text. the assistant sexton
replied:
Vaughan told me to tell you that
you couldn't have any more liquor
from him till you paid for the last you
got."-Emmett G. King In Bookman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
IS THE WORLD GROWING BETreR2

Many things go to prove that it is.
The way thousands are trying to help
others is proof. Among them is Mrs.
w. W. Gould, of Pittsfeld. N. Fl.
Finding good health by taking Elec-
trio Bitters, she now advises other
sufferers everywhere, to take them
"For years l suffered with stomach
Every medicine used failed till
took Electric Bitters. But this great
remedy helped me wonderfully
They'll help any woman. They're
the best tonic and finest liver and
kidney remedy that's made. Try
them. You'll see. SOC at all drug
gists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Ono Of NATURES MYsteries.

The zodlacal light, still one of the
unsolved mysteries, has shown very
regular pulsations In intensity and
form. In communication to the
French Academy Of Sciences M. Blrke-
land has pointed out that these varia-
lions agree closely with the periods Of
regular magnetic waves Of polar re-
gions, and this would seem to indicate
that the zodiacal light is an electrical
phenomenon. number OF experiments
suggest that It may DO part of n ring
of luminous matter surrounding the
sun in the plane of It's magnetic equa-
tor.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
It's Equal Don't Exist.

No one has ever made a salye, oint-
ment or balm to compare with Buck
lens Arnica Salve. It's the one per
feet healer of Cuts, Corns. Burns.
Bruises, Sores, Scalds, Boils, Ulcers,
Eczema, Salt Rheum. For Sore Eyes,
Cold Sores, Chapped Hands or
Sprains its supreme. Unrivaled for
Piles. Try it. Only 25e at all drug =
gisis.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27

When two Of them, taste and smell. having
been impaired if not utterly destroyed, by
Nasal Catarrb, are fully restored by Ely's
Cream Balm, can you doubt that this remedy
deserves all that has been said of il by the
thousands who have used it, Ii is app led
directly to the affected air-psssages and be-
gins its healing work at once Why not get 1t
today All druggists or mailed by Ely Bros +,
90 Warren Street, New York, on receipt of so
cents.
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Softer.

II have no doubt you have heard
some stories to my discredit," he said.
II don't like to put 1t I'm that way"
she quietly replied.
How them" he hopefully asked.
81 have never heard any stories to
your credit said she. - Cleveland
Plain Dealer
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Worse Still.

They tell me Simpdns' wife Is a
perfect tyrant. The poor fellow actu-
ally goes around, they say, without a
nickel In his pockets"
Worse than that-she's cut off his
supply of pockets. Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
A Mistake

Circulation Man-'rhat woman who
wanted her name kept out of the pa
per yesterday has stopped her sub.
scription.
Editor Why, we kept her name out
c. M.-That's the answer.-Toledo
Blade
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27

A party @; gunners were painting the
guns and Wagons OF field battery
when sergeant came up TO them.
There VIII be an inspection tomor-
row. he said BE sure you paint all
those parts which no one can see, for
that's Just where. the colonel is sure to
look" London Telegraph
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
A PersonaI View of Seward.

talked also with Seward, who
looked dirty. rusty, vulgar and low;
used such words us hell and damn and
spoke very loud. think better of Mrs.
Lincoln for her excessive dislike of
him. life and Letters Of George Ban
croft"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
REST AND HEAlTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD

MRS. wISsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over SIXTY YEARs by MILLIONS OF
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEErHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS. II
SOOrHES the CHILD SOFTENS the GUMS
ALLANS all PAIN CURES WIND CoLIc and
is the best remedy for DIARRHuiA. II is alb
solutely harmless. BE sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no other
Kind. Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27

A man does not properly appreciate
the limitations of headgear until he
grows beard A man with n beard
cannot take liberties with his hat
Outtitter
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Sura Thinn

Teacher-Suppose your father gave
your mother &c and then took e. back,
what would that make? Willie-Trou-
ble.-London Answers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27

To enjoy true happiness is impos-
sible while those about us are IN
happy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-10-27
Board of Education.

The monthly meeting Of the Board of Edu-
cation of the City of Lambertville will be
held on WEDNESDAY, EVENING, NOV. 1.
1911, at 800 o'clock.
WIN. KACHLINE
Secretary
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05
ROBERT C0LMAn q.
MEETS SUDDEN DEATH
Sad News Received Here
Yesterday.
As Yet the Cause of Death Is Not
Known But 1t is Feared 10 Might
Have Resulted From Foul Play.

The news Of the sudden death of
Robert Colman, aged sixteen and a
former Marion boy, comes as a sud-
den shock Marion friends ana rela-
tives. Mr II. c. Booth. the grand
father of the unfortunate boy re-
ocived Il telegram yesterday ap-
prislng him of the sad news and as
yet 1t Is unknown whether the death
occurred. IN an accident or as a re-
suit of foul play,
The deceased was the son of Mr.
and Mrs, J. Colman who resided
formerly on George street of this
city. few years ago they moved
tc Gailsburgb, Illinois, where they
have been making their home. Mrs
Colman and her son were to have
arrived here, tomorrow for an ex-
tended visit with their relatives here,
No details have leen vet received
ty the grief stricken relatives but It
IL thought that the, pody win be
brought here for burial,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05

Columbus, Indiana-Al burglar en-
tered farmhouse near here and stole
wedding suit belonging TO Theodore
Phillips, who was TO have been mar
ried last night.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05

The sS,OOO.O00 heiress and her
correct AND ideal" husband
New York. Sept o. With the storls
hovering about Traumerel, the mar
bic palace of The Gazzan estate. near
Cornwall domestic happiness supreme
and Mrs. Antoinettc Elizabeth Gaz-
zam Calvin; known before her mar
rlage as the $s.OOO.O00 helress OF
'Cornwall' is happy in her perfect
and ideal loveN
1t was Mrs. Calvin. who, a little
over year ago sought a soul mate
by extraordinary Means and attracted
much attention O. both herself and
,her choice of a husband. She at last
threw her love at the feet Of Mar
shall Clark a Chicago mystic more
widely known as Professor Niblo.
Then followed a $4,000 payment to
she angry wife of Prof. Niblo as ~
compromise settlement to the aliena-
tion suit brought by Wife number one.
Mrs. Calvin has just given out a
statement in which she says:
MY philosophy of life In regard to
the perfect and ideal love has been
absolutely and aBundantly confirmed
by close and pcrbetual association
with my husband for nearly year
of married life"
Mr.. Calvin was An engineer at work
on the Croton water system, earning
only $1,000 a year when Miss Gaz-
2am fell I'm love with him.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05

tlon aud the regeneration Of Adam and
his race as human beings-not as spirit
beings, not as angels; Adam aud his
race never were such. Only the Church
has been begotten of the Holy Spirit
to spirit nature; only the Church will
share In the resurrection TO spirit con-
ditlons and be thus like unto the an
Qpls"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05
MOSQUITOES BAD THIS YEAR

But don't scratch the poisoned skin,
Use mild, cooling, healing com
pound that stops the itch instantly,
draws out the poison in the skin and
protects II against further trouble.
Just a mild cleansing wash of oil
of wintergreen, thymol and a few
other Ingredients known as the d. ID.
ID. Prescription ESQ famous in cases
OF eczema) and you have mosquito
protection for the season.
Yes, instant relief--now only csc.
Schmidt and Co.'s pharmacy.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05
erother WesIey,s Proof Text.

Brother Wesleys loving heart found
and tightly graspcd the declaration,
And the Spirit ana the Bride say.
Come; and let him that heareth say
Come; aud let him that Is athirst come;
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05
CHARLES MYERS
M PLEADS GUILTY
Arrested For Non-support of Three
Minor Children.

west of Moral, was arrested Sunday
morning on a charge OF non-support
of his three minor children, by Hu-
name officer Ulsh. Myers was ar
raigned before Justice Gompf this
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05

morning and pleaded guilty lie was
sentenced to 80 days in the Dayton
'workhouse but the sentence was sus-
pended on condition that he pay three
dollars week for the support of the
children. Myers paid tine first in
stallment and the costs in the case
and was released.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-05

Mt. Lake Park,
Md. Sept. Al
though this Is an
after-season for
{ he Camp Meet
ings, Chautauqua
and other gather
ings here. the aft
er-season Conven-
tion of the Inter
national Bible stu
dents now i'm ses-
sion outshlnes all
the in-season AS
cpunbliaa ~ mnuv