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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
ReeeptIOn boz MIss s.s,eson.

To meet Miss Staloson" read the
invitations 10 the reception next sat.
urday afternoon when Mrs ! Yri.
sarri and Miss Yrisarr will start the
series OF pre.nuptlal parties in the
circles OF Albuquerque aristocracy
wherein move the popular hoirothcd
The first week In November viii be
the time when Miss Alberta Stateson
changes her name 20 that OF Mrs
Jacobo Yrlsairl
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25

Methodist church
The LORDS w0rL Demands Hastc"
Mrs Bcckman Uf n' Loud Ave.
nue. Methodist cuuteu.
I'm outlet Tor rlruIsm"--Miss
f.itilo Of th' Presbyterian church.
Vocal solo ......... NHf SturdCvani.
Adjournment fnr 'uIoympnt Of th,
.oriai hour wnor boo ladies OF tnu
Guid aud BrogdWt. .Iurch VIII be-
hustcsscs % the .ulrrrEation Al
ladi,s In the oity-~rru'. men aiso--aro
invited To attend.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
Mr.. Mcponald 20 rnlcrlnln.

IN, ladies Of the Lead Ayruno
Methodist cungrr cation and their
friends are looking forward eagerly
tu the social afternoon tomorrow
when Mrs. ". W. McDnnald viii EN-.
terrain GO thr nrst - the series OF
social teas under the auspices III thv
Md society 81 IN church. Fpvv'ai
music. vocal Instrumental and liter
AIRY numbers VIII mako az an iufor-
NAL program te 1c featured. however.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
womsn's Club

n los true thai variety h the spice
OF life then surely ~, members o.!
thc WnTans club enjoy spicy ga.
ist,ncc Close on the heels of literary
discussions aud domestic science
demonstrations comes the program
'ur next Friday afternoon when art.
travels and music Will engage the
attention of the club
The musical program under the dii
rcCtiOn Of MpsdAincs ilimOe aud llai.
dou will consist OF vocal numbers hy
Mrs Winchester the nouului soprano
and Miss Hilda Grunsteld. who has
tor he past two years been studying
music in Europe. and since return.
ms has resumed pupllship with Mrs.
Ilimoc. The remainder OF the pro.
gram viii be;
Leader Mrs Ray
ROll--"Things that would make the
att department more interesting
Talk-"Out National Alrs"--Mrs.
RaN
Paper oman's Work in Dccora.
ilon "-- Mrs p X Harden
Reading Selected - Miss Helen
ward
Famous Bridges Ancient aud
Modern MIs RodCy
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
Iinynl Nclphhnr.. nnll.

M pains have been spared to in.
fur, the success NJ the entertainment
that Is enc second be the series to be-
Given by tac Royal Ncighbors. Piano
selections vocal numbers ana read
ngs by u ncwly arrived concert reader
viii cdify the guests ir the early even.
ing after which dancing viii he the
pastlmc ION long after midnight.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25

The nrs, social affair given since
the spectacular state carnival Wiii
he tho social ten tomorrow after
noon al ca. hem. OF Mrs. Sahin.
Wholly social in nature the ladies
of tho parish ana their friends am
Ucipatc du unusually enjoyable att
ornoon ln exchange of pioaFantrics
and extending their calling list Dog
making new ucqaaiuiancos
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
Miss Myers 20 snser,ain.

The members OF the Young Ladies'
sewing club will be the guests OF Miss
Elsie Myers tomorrow afternoon at "A
scsgi0n to be rather more OF social
thar work nature
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25

month 20 he featured by the relation
OF stories of tho revolution In which
each member OF Lew Wallace chap.
ter and every chapter OF the d. A.
Il had llusttlous forbears fighting
the good fight for freedom.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
After Loaae Luncheon.

Half hundred members OF the
Wuodmen Circle enjoyed n delightful
f)ciai no rA 'bnc'is "a yea.fdny
afternoon following The isg Jar lydge
meeting In Odd Follows hail.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
Mts. ltImoe,s class 70 SEW. supper.

The Royal Daughters" of the Con.
gfegational Bible school. class OF
Young ladies taught BY Mrs iIimo0
wiil serve oyster stew. cake ana cot.
fee, proiter home made goodies. ami
home dressed dolls az n Royhl Daugi.
tcrF' supper next Saturday evening
The place IN PA South Second street
All convenient ic, all N ,he'r uer.
calculating - AM from III picture
slows These energetic young indits
merit the patronage Of every shopper
or theatcr gocr on the street Satur'
day night.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25

Mira Robert Pollock will be- az
home TO the Daughters OF tho Amori.
can Revolution next Saturday aftog.
noon The occasion IN the regular
business and social session OF the
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25
Mrs. strouo 10 entertain.

A ihimble parts will be the diver.
tisoment for cOngcnial group OF In.
yltccs 10 enjoy the hospitality of Mrs.
\. u. StrOup tomorrow afternoon.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-25

happy aftermath OF The .ali was
the dinner a. the Alyarado Suuda,
evening when Mrs Gcurgc Abrigh
aud Mrs Ward Anderson entertained
The ladies comprising tho committee
who ave responsible fOr the success
Of HE display IN the tine nrts bulldng
~ the iair Covers were laid tor
eight There being two committee
members nnayoidahN absent Mrs.
Rodcy. one OF the nbscntocs g. nov
ia Santa Fo aud Mrs Luna another
whose nOnurcsenCC was regretted. be-.
ing cut OF the city also
The table whereat the company dis.
poscl Of an excellent menu was prot.
tiiy DRESSED with pink caIuation. and
tho appointments as customary az
this place ne plus ultra. Those
prossn, we're Mcsdnmvs M RAY.
u ~ Cans. Thomas nnnahy NoN.
conner. 4 y. Walker Miss Hickey.
Mrs Albright. Mrs Anderson
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
HaIlucinations of Hcnbane.

Hcnbane bears n remarkable reputa
ton for creating thc most eXtraordi-
nary Authorizations Dr. Houlton re
latcs that some monks who ate the
roots by mistake for parsnips trans
formed their monastery into n lunatlc
asylum. one monk rang the bell for
mathis at midnight, and of those of
the community who attended some
could not read, others "fancied the
letters were running about like ants"
and some read what was not in their
books Even the cXhalations from
these pretty but very poisonous flow
ers produce these weird cffects.-West
minister Gazette
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
THEY LIKE PRISON LIFE.
A Class of Persons In Japan Who Try
to Break into Jail.

to Break into Jail.
In Japan there are people who make
sham confessions in order to obtain
period of the comparative warmth and
comfort of Japanese prison. The
Japan Mail says THE police slang
Of the capital has words to describe
and distinguish these persons. MESH.
kui. or the rice criminal will steal
some small article from n shop front
In such way rs to be seen doing It.
He then makes bolt of It. pursued by
the master of the shop, or some faith
full kozo, but presently allows himself
TO be caught and handed to the pc
lice. He has to do time for his pre-
tended theft, but his rice is secured
for a period. and when that period has
elapsed he will allow himself to be
caught again
The 'unandon.' or eel bowl criminal,
IS wlier than the one just mentioned.
He does not actually commit crime,
such as will put him into the convict
side of the prison, but allows himself
TO be found looking in suspicious
places, underneath the broad verandas
of temple. or In the garden of pri-
yatc house He gets into prison all
right. but he secures the more generous
treatment of the house of detention.
which Is TO the fare of the convict jail
what dish of cells Is to n bowl of
plain rice
"Thc 'kuruma' Is criminal who
makes Il sham confession In order to
sneak free railway ride, The Asasi
tells of a case connected with muir
der. known ns the 'decapitated corpse
case, which took place last year. A
man gave himself up to the police II
Sendni as the perpetrator of the crime
He was brought TO Tokyo and his story
investigated 1t was found to be ;
pure fabrication"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
AFTER THE TEMPEST.
The Genial Calm That Settled Over this
Pretty Schoolma am

Pretty Schoolma'am.
A pretty schoolma'am once taught
school in Long leland village. All
thr young fellows for miles around
We're mad about her, but the school
ma'am was proud. and none of the
boys seemed to stand the ghost of q
chance.
Young Jim Brown, the judges son.
was the best looking chap in the
town, and Jim probably loved the
schoolma'am more than any of her
other SWANS, but he never had the
pluck to declare himself. He felt too
small and mean before the beauty and
learning of the schoolma'am. But one
day, the schoolma'am being away on
Il visit in New York state, lin asked
advice of the editor The editor said
Take the bull by the horns and in
sert an announcement of your forth
coming marriage in my society col.
umn. II will cost you only so cents"
SO Jim inserted an announcement to
the effect that the schoolma'am and
he would be married the next month
and would spend their honeymoon at
Atlantic City
We'll, short time after this an
uouncement appeared the schoolma'am
came back home Jim heard on all
sides how furious she was For sew.
eral days he kept away from her
Then enc afternoon as she was com
ing home from school he ran plump
Into her in the lane.
She let him know at once what she
thought Of him and his outrageous
conduct. She stormed and raved, and
her pretty eyes flashed fire. Jim stood
first on one foot and then on the 9th.
er, and finally he blurted out:
well, IL you don't like 1t can have
the announcement contradcted."
"Oh, bother H." said the school
ma'am. ITS too late now."-Wash-
ington Star,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
RELIC OF ANTIQUITY.
The Seal That Is So Often Used on
Legal Documents.


A most absurd thing connected with
legal business Is the little piece of red.
green or blue paper or daub of sealing
wax which we often place at the end
of signature to Il deed. will or other
important document.
1t is very small thing in size. but
one to which great deal OF impor
lance is frequently given 1t is n relic
of antiquity, and no plausible excuse
can be invented for continuing it's use
Some of the more progressive states
have practically abolished its use by
legislation. which deprives il Of any
technical legal Significance In others
however. il is still used with all 81
robustness and sOlemnity. and an nj
most magical value is given to II by
dignlfied judges that is little less than
ridiculous.
4 man died years ago leaving part
of his estate TO another to enjoy while
he lived, with the privilege of devising
II at his death to others whom he
might select by writing under his
hand and seal " writing was exc
cuted So devising the property. Int It
was contested by others claiming the
property upon the technical ground
that the paper contained no seal after
the signature and the devise was
therefore void.
A wise Philadelphia Judge closely
scrutinized the signature and after
carefully listening to the arguments
of lawyers decided that nj the end OF
the signature there WAS an extra
scroll or flourish made with the pen
with which the signature was made
and that this was sufficient In law to
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
SHOCKED THE GUIDE.
Antics of an lrreverent Visitor at the
National Capitol

national capitol
A big man with a fierce, bristling
gray beard and wearing a broad brim.
med SLOUGH hat marched down the
main corridor of the capitol, closely
followed by guide at dogtrot.
They had inspected statuary hall and
the rotunda and looked in at the cham
Der of the supreme court. and the Wis.
itor had made no other comment on
the sights shown him than to utter an
occasional grunt, snort or growl.
The big man paused at the end Of
the corridor and jerked his head to-
ward a carpeted passage.
whats them burglars doing to-
day. he demanded.
The senate is not in session, sir"
said the guide in shocked voice
After the visitor had departed the
guide sat down on his chair In front of
the statue of Daniel Webster and
mopped his heated brow.
That's one kind that comes here"
he said. I'VE have all kinds, but his
style is the hardest TO deal with.
Called the senate nurglars-you heard
him-and he kicked Mt everything else
| showed him. That kind comes pre-
pared to kick. They amt got no pa
triotism ut all, and United States
senator amt no more to them than a
doorkeeper. Why, I'm afraid to take
men like him into the supreme court.
Likely as not they'll say something
disrcspectful right out loud. Do you
know what that one said when show
ed him Statuary hall? He says, Who
are all these crooksY Then he wanted
to know how much all them statues
cost the government and who got the
rakeoff | told him they were given
by the states, and he said that was
once when the states put one over.
You wouldn't think" said the guide,
With sigh, that patriotic Americans
could come here and be so calous
about the things they see. They seem
20 bcgrudge giving dollar to be shown
the place where Webster stood when
de made his reply to Hayne. | don't
know what the country's coming to.
Eve been Il guide here twenty years,
but l never thought I'd live to hear
the senate called burglars. Washing
ton Cor. Kansas City Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
MANNED CERVANTES.
Bravery In Battle of the Famous
Author of "Don Quiiote."

An incident of the battle of Lepan.
to. which broke the power of the
turks in Europe, has an interest for
students of literature IN the Mar.
quesa galley"-we quote from Com.
mander Currey's Sea Wolves In the
Mediterranean"-"was lying in his
bed, sick of fever, young man
twenty four years of age, a Spaniard
or Alcala de Henares, the son of hon.
orable parents, we are told, although
these parents were poor. When this
young man heard that battle was
imminent he rose from his bed and
demanded of his captain. Francisco
san Pedro, that he should he placed
in the post of greatest danger The
captain and others. his friends. coun
seled him to remain in his bed
'Senores.' replied the young man,
what would I've said of Miguel de
CervHnteS should he take this advice?
On every occasion up to th!s DIV on
which his enemies have offer Il battle
TO his majesty have served like Il
good soldier. and today i;ltp.d to do
so in spite of this sickness and fever
He was given command Of Twelve sol
diers in shallop and all day WAS to
be seen where the combat r1gel most
tiercely. He received Two wounds in
the chest and another which cost him
the loss of his left hand TO those
TO whom he proudly displayed them in
after years he was accustomed to say.
Wounds in the face or the chest are
like stars which guide one through
honor To the skies OF him the chron-
tcler SAYS. He continued the rest of
his life with honorable memory OF
this wonderful occurrence. and. al
though he lost the use of his left
hand, il added to the glory of his
right How glorious was that right
hand is known to all readers of Eel
lngenioso Hidalgo Don Quijote de la
Mancha'"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

If you are ever puzzled in working
with electric wires as to which is posi-
tive and which is negative or whether
the current is alternating there is no
simpler method than the use of Il po-
tato. Cut the vegetable in half and
insert the ends Of the wire into the
fresh body About the positive wire II
green stain will AT once appear, due to
dissolved copper If the current is al
ternating the ends of both wires will
be surrounded by dark coored stains.
Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
LIGHTNING VERSUS STEAM.
Testing the Telegraph In the Early
Days of Its invention.

Testing the Telegraph In the Early
Days of Its invention.
Years ago, when the electric tele.
graph was a new idea and mystery
to the masses, there came trouble one
Saturday night in the Bank of Eng
lard. The business of the day had
closed and the balance was not right.
There was n deficit of Just El00. 1t was
not the money, but the error, that
must be found, For the officers and
the clerks there could be no sleep until
the mystery had been cleared up. All
that night and all Sunday force of
men were busy; money was surely
gone from the vaults, hut no one could
discover whence
On the following morning Il clerk
suggested that the mistake might Ii We
occurred in packing for the West In
dies some boxes of specie that had
been sent to Southampton for ship
ment His chief acted on the sugges-
ton Here was an opportunity to test
the powers of the elcgraph-lightning
against steam, and steam with forty
eight hours the start. Very soon the
telegraph asked man in Southamp-
ton, HAS the ship Mercator sailedT
The answer came back, Gust weigh
ing anchor"
stop her in the queens name
flashed back the telegraph. "She is
stopped" was returned,
"Have on deck certain boxes marks
given, weigh them carefully and lei
me know the result" telcgraphed the
chief
This order was obcycd, and one box
was found TO be somewhere about one
pound and ten ounces heavier thnn its
mates just the weight of the missing
sovcrcignS "All right. Let the ship
go!" was the next order.
The West India house was debited
with the Zoo and the Bank of Eng
land was at peace again. ITarper's
Weekly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

that the three most forcible letters in
our alphabet are n II G (energy), that
the two which contain nothing are NJ
II empty. that four express great cor
pulence. Il 4 (obesity); that two
are In decline. ID X decay; that
four indicate exalted station. y l. N
G (excellcncyi. and three excite our
tears, yet when pronounced together
are necessary to II good understanding
l. E G (elegy and legl
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
A Strauss Story.

a French contemporary tells a
piquant story of the composer of ''Sa-
lone" He was dining one night with
party OF musical friends when the
conversation turned on the compost
lions OF the kaiser Some OF the
guests had expressed their opinions
pretty freely when Herr Strauss put
his finger TO his lips ana said: "Sh-sh!
You should never run down the com
positions OF crowned heads In com
pany. There Is no telling who wrote
them"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

Wigs were never so popular as in the
reign of Charles II. The author Of
"The Beaux and the Dandics" tells
us that "whcn Cibber played Sir Fop
ling Fluttcr his wig was so much nd
mired that he had IT carried to the
footlghts every evening in Il sedan
chair, from which it was handed to
him that he might put 1t on his head."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

When an overtimid visitor from the
city once commented to the poe, Whit
tier upon the insecurity that seemed
inseparable from so many doors open
ing out from all sides Of the large old
country home the master of the house
strove gently to restore confidence by
pleading that most of them were lock.
ed at night
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
Be Yourself.

Insist on yourself: never initiate
Your own gift you can present every
moment with the cumulative force OF
adopted talent of another you have
only an eXtremporaneouS. half pos
session That which each can do best
none but his Maker can teach him
Where is the master who could have
taught Shakespeare? Where Is The mas
ter who could have instructed Frank
lin or Washington or Bacon or New
ton? Every great man is unique Do
that which Is assigned TO you and you
cannot hope too much or dare too
much Emerson
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

Didn't you promise never to do that
AGAIN.
Eyes, father"
and didn't / promise to whale you
good If you didn'tr
yes, but broke me promise and
won't hold you to yours" - Toledo
Blade.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
Financial worriea.

80 your debts are bothering your"
Yes"
walking the floor because you can't
pay 'emT'
mo; because can't make 'em any
larger. "-Exchange
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
Placing the Blame.

Judge Ito burglar on triaD-Have
you anything to say, prisoner? Bur
plar Yes your honor. | was only act
IN on me doctors advice TO take some
thin afore goin' ter bed.-Boston
Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

At teachers conference one of the
school principals rose to propose the
toast. Long live the teachers. .
And n meager. palld assistant In
structor in Il hollow voice asked, "On
whatP-Ladics' Home Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

Shop Assistant TO purchaser of wild
ow's bonnrn- Would YOU like to try 1t
on before the glass. madam; Gus
tomer-No. thank you miss II amt
for me. i wish II was Stray Stories.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

Husband-You don't 20 shopping
with Mrs. Nearby any more? Wife
No. The last time we went she want.
ed remnant that | wanted. Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
It's Resemblance

Ibid the man whose auto was In col
!ision last night give it cursory ex.
aminntionY'
1T sounded that way. sir. "-Balti-
more American
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

It's faith IN something and enthusl-
asm I'm something that make life worth
looking at.-O w, Holmes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10

Advice is not dslikcd because 1t IL
advice. but because so few people
know how TO give IT. Leigh Hunt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
A Reliable
Remedy
Ely'S Cream Balm

Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased men,
brane resulting from
Ca,a-rh and drives
away a Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses of
Taste and Snell Fin
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
AMWELL NATIONAL BANK,
LAMBERTVILLE, N. j..

ChfllAL $4,000
SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS $4,000 90
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT
Three per cent interest paid on of $500
and over if deposited one calendar months.
Certificates of Deposits issued bearing interest
at the rate of per cent. per annum,
Transacts general banking business and
invites Individual and Commercial accounts
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-03-10
CATARRH

Idsl" and oMeII Fun size 80 cts, at Drug
gists or by mail. n ljquii form, IS cents.
LILY Brothers, IS Warren Street. New York
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1911-05-05
Burton.
Miss Sarah Mcwilliams who h,

Miss Sarah McWilliams who has
been nursing in Garland returned home
Wednesday-Mrs A II Moulton of
Owosso, was in town on business We'd
nesday--MrsW G Stiff spent Thurs
day in Owosso shopping-Mr and
NJ IL p II Wilkins who have been visit.
ing their daughter and family, Mr. and
Mrs r ID Bromley of Pontiac, returned
home Monday--Miss Sara McWil.
liams was in Ovid on busin ess -Mrs
E Z Vincent is remodeling aud re
shingling his house and is al 80 building
large tool house-Mrs Ella Bur.
rows of Owosso, spent one day the past
week with friends in this place -Roy
Brooks who is working in Pontiac,
spent Sunday with his parents. Mr. and
Mrs E d Brooks-Mrs J w Martin
dale who have been visiting relatives in
Howell, returned home Tuesday even
ing-Mrs w E Maoney of Owosso,
spent Wednesday with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs Roosa.