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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Sheriff Bob is working hard these
days and sends half of all he makes to
Lima, who is having fine time abroad.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Mary Garden is getting to be almost
as well known as the Mary who once
had a little lamb.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Boreas has gone away from here. It
seems, and Zephyr is permanently on
the jobt
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

England's Queen insists on English
made goods for her coronation robes. If
American-made goods for social events
Miss Goulds $4,000 wedding gown. for
instance-what a boost it would be for
some of our latent industries.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Governor ONeal has been called a
Modern Pharaoh" but the modern Pha-
raoh is just mummy. Another epithet
please.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
ADRIFT WITH THE TINES

an said: "or spote. you got tn Grip
Alkali Eye. -
JUST THE SAME.
Same old wagon.
Same old trip,
Same old driver
Drops his whip.
louisville Post.
Same old blackboard
For our feet
Same old jugfull
Meath the seat.
st. Louis Times.
Same old wishing
We were dead;
Same old fine
And same old head.
Youngstown Telegram.
Same old swear-offs
On the shelf:
History re- .s
Peats Itself
Houston Post.
Same old grind to
Fill up space;
Stuff like this just
Suits my case.
A SAFEGUARD.
Gracious! There's a sickening odor n
the houser'
Yes We are about to witness prob
along some asafoetida." IS
THE WINNING OF WINTER.
Miss Springtme say ter Winter: Now,
here's a sunny day"
Brer Winter take his trumpet an blow
de sun away.
He tell Miss springtime.
Don't you know,
My task Is took
Ter blow an blown
Miss Sprlngtime up an lef' him: A rose
fall at his feet,
An Winter say: 81 tell you, dis rose look
mighty sweeti''
An den a sof song
Winter sing: z# a1
He fall in love
Wild sweet Miss Spring!
Frank L. Stanton in the Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
NOT JACK.
"Johnson's no fool. Here's clever cpl
gram credited to him in a newspaper
Lets see. Pshaw. That's Ben"
FALSE ECONOMY.
Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean;
Eschewing both. they saved enough
To buy limousine.
THERE'S MANY A SLIP.
'awhat is the name of the song the
lady is singing?'fs
Meet Me in Heaven -
Don't you think she's taking great
zeal for granted?"
NEUTRAL.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
POINT WELL TAKEN

From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
1.-THE best way to solve the race prob
lem in the south Is to let it alone.' be-
gins a speaker in New York. Then why
not act on your own advice?
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Mexico frowns severely on boxing ex-
hibitions, but bullrings flourish In that
country
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Newspaper men are wondering now
whether it would be quite the polite thing
to accept railroad pass after such
racket.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
SHORT-SIGHTED POLITICS

There is something almost ludicrous IN
the camping of the democratic minority
of a committee of the House on the field
of bond-secured bank notes, which the
republican party, under the lead of Sem
ator Aldrich, has practically abandoned.
Time was when there were no fiercer de-
nunciations of the privilege accorded to
the banks-of drawing interest on bonds
and making profit on loaning notes
than those which came from democratic
politicians. Now that the enlightened pub
lie sentiment of the country has advanced
beyond the system of bond-based cur
rency, these democratic members of the
House seems to think that they can at
tract the votes of few out-of-date DEM
agogues and paper money imitationists by
opposing a progressive step toward a
sound currency.
Incidents like these cannot be cheering
to those progressive democrats. like Judge
Harmon of Ohio, Professor Wilson of
New Jersey. Governor Dix of New York.
and Judge Baldwin of Connecticut, who
led their party to victory last autumn.
If the dictation of financial policies were
left to them, the business community
would undoubtedly be content, but 1t IL
the constant breaking out of the. old
Bryan sores on the body of the demo-
cratic organization which compels distrust
and raises the question whether the new
men can overcome the sentiment against
sound money still lingering among MEM
bers of their party in the southwest
In order to have any hope of success
in the presidential election of next year
the enlightened leaders of the democratic
party must be able to satisfy the coun-
try that they have given the party a
sufficient infusion of sound-money serum
to remove the faint of Organism from it's
crculatory system.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Champ Clark does not desire to have
a new cigar named after him. That isn't
real fame. anyhow.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

To an immense audience that packed
and jammed every corner of Carnegie
hall, the peoples forum" of New York
city, Rabbi Stephen S. Wise. who was
recently in Birmingham. delivered a
telling address on "our moral break
down" The New York Times devoted
column to the noted rabbits discourse
from which the following excerpts have
been made:
1.-THE signs of our moral breakdown
are to be found in the world of bus
mess, in the realm of politics, and most
especially in the blending of big bus
mess and little politics. A sign of
moral breakdown this pulpit finds in
the Indifference of the citizenship of
or community to the inactivity of re-
cent legislative investigation commit
tee which s~n eded in making some
very loose, vague and disjointed in
quiries, but sedulously avoided the dis
truth.
"Graver almost than the signs OF
moral breakdown are the assumptions
which underlie The attitude of the peo-
pie respecting them. Men are con-
victed of some grave social or anti
social crime and their turpitude is half
excused by the morally corroding
maxim, Everybody else does it, We
seem to have lost every capacity for
high resentment.
1--WE must have an end to our i'm
patience of moral leadership, and our
ver-patience with immoral leadership.
To the morally strong and brave we
give inefficient and insufficient sup
port On the other hand. we have end
less tolerance for the reprehensible.
What did the last governor Of the state
Of New York--a governor with a con-
science and will--have from you save
an occasional cheer which barely coun-
teracted the endless jeers of the cynical
and the corrupt? Save for the few clean,
strong men. and group Of honest
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

NEUTRAL.
This controversy, bout the blonde
Surprising the brunette,
rs one that we aren't very fond
OF mixing in, you bet!
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

Hubert Latham is up in the air again.
He is about to get married.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
NEW KIND.


How was the concerU'
Great We heard mezzanine so
,rano"
HOW MANY
How many men
To ruin dash on,
Because their wives
Must be in fashion!
THE RECKLESS LOVER.
In mood distraught,
He kissed her hair;
Though twas store-bought,
He didn't care.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

He hath a heart as sound as oei''
and his tongue Is the clapper; Tor "h"'
his beart thinks his tongue speaks.
Much Ado About Nothins'
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
The steel Trade

1.-THE quarterly report of the United
States Steel corporation issued in New
York Tuesday is gratifying to the public
generally" said a merchant. ''There is,
perhaps, no better business barometer
than the steel industry. When 1t flourish
es the country must be in a pretty
healthy condition.
THE fact that the Steel corporation
continues to pay dividends at the rate
of 8 per cent per annum on its common
stock is of itself enough to make bust
ness men optimistic. The country has
been through a year of depression in
certain lines, and if United States Steel
can keep up such dividend, business af-
fairs are in good shape.
1--WE will have high record of pros
perity again before a great while. 1 look
for 1t before the coming summer. When
high degree of activity does set in the
Steel corporation will perhaps advance
it's dividend rate to s per cent on the COM
mon, and it is a safe prediction that after
things settle down following the cleo
paying what the preferred now pays-at
the rate of per cent annually.
1T have a friend who bought 20 shares
of the United States Steel common at a
little under SO share about six or seven
years ago. He was not speculator, nor
was he much of an optimist. Had he
been either he would have bought SOC
shares instead of 20, for he had snug
bank account and could easily have
drawn his check for $4,000 and locked Ut
the Steel sharessin his safe. AS 1t is he
is drawing SIS in dividends quarterly or
an investment of about $780, Had he
ventured $4,000 he would have been draw
ing at the rate of $500 year. But you
nauer can tell -
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02

THERE'S MANY A SLIP.
''what is the name of the song the
lady is singing?''f
Meet Me in Heaven. +"
Don't you think she's taking great
zeal for granted?"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
A SAFEGUARD,

Gracious! There's sickening odor n
the housed"
Yes. We are about to witness a prob
lem play An old-fashioned couple brought
along some asafoetida'
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-02
TELEPHONES

Bell (privare exchange connecting nh
depnrtments), No. 1900.
PeopIes--Editorial rooms 231' p"si-
ness Office 230.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27

him. Later Slater was called into
the case and secured a second con-
tract from Toislap, guaranteeing him
$500 If he won the suit. Neither at
torney was to receive any money if
the case was lost. 1t was decided in
favor of Toislap June IA, 1910.
Whether justly or not" Mr.. Sla-
ter told Judge Bean today, "the de-
partment will not pay any money be-
longing to Indians to attorneys for
the Indians. The land we saved for
our client is easily worth $4,000.
over $4,000 in rentals is now in the
hands of the disbursing agent and
the case has been in court ten years"
United States Attorney John Nc
court said the government had no OBJ
lection to the amount of the rees
asked and admitted that it is quite
impossible for an attorney to secure
the payment of fees through the In
dian department. Judge Bean sign
ed the order allowing the payment of
the $500 from the rental fund on
the land in question which has been
in the hands of the dsbursing agent
since the commencement Of the suit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
SPOKANE WOMAN CLAIMS
ALFALFA ROOT DISCOVERY

Alfalfa roots, white and tender, will
take the place of early asparagus If
Louise +. Weinland, an irrigation
rancher in the Spokane valley, is sue
oessful with her plans for marketing
the newest table vegetable in the
western country. Miss Weinland,
who came from Pennsylvania, last
spring broached the enterprise to
members of the Spokane chamber of
commerce and several have promised
to assist in establishing a small fac
tory.
The discovery that alfalfa root is
nourishing to man as it is to live
stock was made by Miss Weinland
several months ago, but the proper
method of preparing it was not ascer-
tanned until few days ago, when the
young woman. after poring for hours
in n huge tome on cookery, decided to
try recipes for cooking asparagus
The first dish was sampled by q
neighbors hired man, who, ignoran,
of what he was eating, called for q
second dish. Other neighbors ate OF
the root and pronounced it satisfy
ing to the palate as well as highly
nourishing. They say the flavor Is
similar to asparagus.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
LOCAL LAWYERS
GET INDIAN FEES
FEDERAL COURT ORDERS
CLERK TO PAY $500
Charles ii. Carter and II. j. Slater
Are Reimbursed for Services I'm
Tcn-Ycar Case.

Claiming that the department Of
Indian affairs is so unalterably OPP
posed to all attorneys that it will not
allow Indians to pay them fees for
representing them, r. J. Slater ap-
peared before Judge Bean in the
United States circuit court Saturday
and asked that the clerk Of the courts
be directed to pay him $500 and c.
II. Carter $1,000 for representing
Toislap. a Umatilla Indian, In a land
case, says the Journal. Judge Bean
allowed the fees and signed an or
der that the money be paid the two
attorneys.
The case in which Carter and Sla-
ter appeared was begun 10 years ago
and involved an allotment on the
tmatilla reservation. 1t was entitled
yakima Joe against the Unitec
States and others Yakima Joe
claimed to be the husband of a de-
ceased allottee. Toislap claimed to
be her father and was made a de-
fendant in Yakima Joe's suit to Sc
cure the land. Carter saw Toislap
and made a contract for a contingent
fee of $1,000 If he won the suit ror
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
PRISONER STEPS FROM
JAIL INTO WEALTH

Clinton Buchanan. who recently
completed serving a term in the coun-
" Jail at Walla Walla, Wash, fol-
lowing conviction on the charge of
passing mo funds checks. can today
draw a good one for $4,000, the am
cunt he received from j. F. Kirner of
Spokane and b. c. Holt of Walla Wal
la, for a patent attachment to a side
hill cobined threshing machine. The
device is designed to keep the thresh-
ing apparatus OF a combined harves-
ter in a level position on any contour
of land and tilt of header.
Experts declare that the attach
ment is the most useful contrivance
of its kind that has been patented,
as it will add much to the efficiency
OF the big machines, now used ex-
tensively in the wheat belts through
out the western country. Buchanan
made arrangements to sell his device
while behind the bars. 1t is said he
passed the worthless checks while
under the influence of liquor. Fell
low prisoners say that on leaving the
Jail he promised not to touch another
drop of strong drink as long as he
lives.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
COSTS BUT A TRIFTE
TO CURE CATARRH

How many readers Of the East Ore
It where the mightest of eucalyptus
trees grow in abundance, that there
Is no consumption, catarrh or diseases
OF the respiratory tract.
The refreshing balsam thrown out
by these trees fills the air and is
breathed into the lungs by the inhap-
itants and all germ life Is destroyed.
II you have catarrh you cannot go
to inland Australia except at great
expense, but you can breathe right
in your own home the same pleasant,
soothing, healing, germ killing air
you would breathe IL you were living
in the eucalyptus district OF Austral-
Il.
Just breathe HYOMEI; 1t is made
from Australian eucalyptus and sci
entifically combined with thymol and
other antiseptics employed in the
Listerian system.
Pour few drops Of Hyomei in the
over the catarrh infected membrane
It kills the germs and heals the raw,
inflamed surface.
HYOMEI is guaranteed to cure
catarrh, coughs, colds, Group and sore
throat, or money back. Complete
outfit including inhaler 81. Extra
bottles Of HYOMEI cost but 80 cents
Sold by Tallman & Co and druggists
everywhere.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
DAN CUPID PLAYS
HAVOC WITH BACHELORS

Dan Cupil has once again invaded
the ranks of the Bachelor club at
ColfaX, Wash, this time capturing
William Hendrickson, a young busi-
ness man, whose marriage with Miss
Mabel Maris, a leading member OF
the B. C. b. club of ColfaX, was cee-
brated at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Miller in Spokane. This is
the second victory for Daniel in less
than a week, the other bridegroom
being DR.. Charles Van Schoick. Mr..
Hendrickson, who with his bride is
visiting in Spokane, has been ad-
vised by officials of the club that all
relations have been severed and that
he will be dealt with according to the
rules of the organization on returning
home. He is charged with numerous
offenses among others being the
violation of the bachelors oath and
misrepresentation in denying he was
engaged. Mr.. Hendrickson admits
the accusations, but declares he was
acting within his constitutional rights
and will not stand for any trough
work" at the midnight session of the
club at which it is expected to metc
out punishment.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
EIGHTEEN INCHES
OF SNOW At UKIAH
Especial Correspondence

Ukiah, ore, Feb. 24.-This country
is covered with a blanket of snow tc
the depth of eighteen inches. The
thermometer has hovered around
zero for some time.
La Grippe which has been so pre-
valent around Ukiah for several
months. has abated.
NJ. +. Sturdivant took his band of
fine horses, consisting of about forty
head, to pasture at Nye Monday.
Arthur Harlon went to Pilot Rock
also to finish up the rest of the win
ter with a band of horses, Wednes-
day.
korden Mettie and Marion Martin
two enterprising young men, paid the
county seat flying business visit
Tuesday.
Ralph Clark. one of Camas Prairie's
cattle kings came in with one hun
dred and fifty head of cattle that he
had been wintering on Birch creek,
and will finish the rest of the winter
at his home ranch.
Mrs. Joseph Sturdivant and Gilbert
Ellis, came home by private convey
ance after spending a week in Pen
dleton.
Frank Hilbert, after making an eX-
tended trip to Portland, has returned
to Ukiah.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Adams, after
visiting the latter's mother, Mrs. Tur-
ner of Pendleton, returned to owens
creek.
Henry Casteel paid this hustling
little town visit Friday. He was ac-
companied by Rev. E. w. Warrington
who deliveries a sermon every third
Sunday in each month.
Forest Renhart went out to Andy
Ross farm to break ten head of out
law horses. Forest says he intends
to keep in practice for the coming
roundup. Let 'er buck" Forest is
the boy that can ride.
Lola Moore, one of Uliiah's penes,
was an outgoing passenger for Pilot
Rock Monday having accepted a po-
sition with AL Battles.
Ray Lawrence, one time general
merchant of this town. spent Satur-
day renewing old acquaintances. Come
back, Ray, you will be Welcomed
any old time to this hustling little
! burg
Al Boln. an up-to-date rancher OF
Gable creek. spent Monday at A. z
ranch and took dinner with the bach
clors of that place.
Ernest Porris, a progressive dairy
man of Camas creek, was somewhat
disa hled bat not disfigured by n meet
eyed bessie at his model dairy the
first OF the week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
Do you use an atomizer in

Do you use an atomizer in treating
Nasal Catarrh? If so you will appre-
clate Ey's Liquid Cream Balm, the
quickest and surest remedy for this
disease, In all curative properties it
is identical with the solid Cream
which is so famous and so successful
in overcoming Catarrh, Hay Fever
and Cold in the head. There is relief
in the first dash of spray upon the
heated sensitive air-passages. All
druggists 75c, including spraying tube
or mailed by Ely Bros, sc Warren
street, New York,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27

Do you read the East oregonian?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
Worn Out.

That's the way you feel about tn.
lungs when you have hacking
cough. It's foolishness t. let it o
on and trust to luck to get over 1t,
when Billiards. Horehound Syrup will
stop the cough and heal the lungs.
Price csc, soc and 81 peg bottle. 4
c. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
4 Clear Brain and healthy body are

essential for success. Business men,
teachers, students, housewives and
other workers say Hoods Sarsaparilla
gives them appetite and strength, and
makes their work seem easy. 1t over
comes that tired feeling.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27

II you want fresh meat from q
new. clean market, phone Main 44h
Farmers Meat Co, Conrad Platzoeder.
S24 r. Court street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27
Ilousckccpiny Rooms for Rent.

Tnrucnished housekeeping rooms In
East O-egon,an building. Steam
hoAt. gas range in kitchen. electric
tights not and cold water and bath.
re~o"'v renovated. Enquire at Z
o, office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-02-27

Read the want ads today.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-12-07
OF; "
MILDRED MAY
MARSH A BRIDE

A pretty home wedding was sol
emnized Thursday afternoon at the
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. b. f
Marsh. 1924 Seventh avenue. wheT
their youngest daughter, Miss Mild
red May. became the bride of Mac
Balch.
The home was beautifully deco
rated with pink and white carna-
tions and chrysanthemums The
bride wore an exquisite dress OF
cream silk crepe, trimmed in all
over cream silk lace over blue silk,
The ceremony was performed at 8
O'Clock by Rev. d. ID. Forward Of
the Baptist church. The guests in
cluded the immediate relatives OF
the young couple. A fine turkey
dinner was served at ) O'Clock and
the bride and groom went to their
ranch home seven miles southwest
of Greeley early in the evening.
The bride was born near the
place where she goes to live as q
bride and has spent most Of her
life in Greeley, attending the Gree
ley high school. She is a charming
girl of winning personality and is
greatly loved by all who know her
The groom is the Oldest son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Balch and IS re
spected by all who know him,
The Greeley tribune., 1911-12-07
DEMOCRATS ARE AFTER RECORD
AS BUSINESS men IN CONGRESS-
ALL ARE PLEDGED To ECONOMY
Session Will Be of Unusual Interest--Leaders Are
Already Working on Appropriation Estimates
Conservatism Will Be The Rule--Past Ex'rava-
gances Will Not Be Tolerated.

Washington, Dec. 4-Democratic
leaders in the house of representa-
tives are planning to give much of
their attention during this session
of congress to the appropriation
bills. 1t is by demonstrating their
ability to spend Uncle Sans money
wisely that the democrats hope to
establish their claim for greater
recognition next year, and if there
is one thing upon which there is no
division of opinion among the house
majority leaders, it is the determi-
nation to make the coming session
memorable for its business-like ad-
ministration of the vast government
machinery.
That the republican cabinet men,
bers realize that there will be no
chance for unmerited expenditures
is indicated by the fact that the
greatest care is being given to the
preparation OF estimates. Just now
the various cabinet heads are at
work on these estimates, and all
along the line the word has gone
forth that no money must be called
for without the authority of neces-
sity 1t is also known that many OF
the republican senators of the old
school, who for years have been ac-
customed to drawing indiscrimi-
nately on the public treasury for
money with which to build "im-
provements" in their home states
whether the expenditures were nee
essary or not, are greatly perturbed
over the outlook.
Chairman Fitzgerald and his col
leagues on the house appropriations
committee have served notice thai
while no part of the necessary gov.
ernment machinery is going to be
crippled or hampered by insufficient
appropriations, wastefulness anc
extravaganza will not be tolerated