The Cairo bulletin., 1911-02-06
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One Advantage Of
a Red Head
By F. A. mitchell
By F. A. mitchell
Copyright by American Press Assoc
citation. 1871.

hair. As kid | remember people
looking at 1t as they would at burn
Ing barn. making all kincs Of illusions
to my hair and countless Jokes, many
of them very poor and in had taste
and all obnoxious to me.
When | grew old enough to have a
sweetheart | was obliged to go with.
out one, all on account of the growth
on my head kept 1t cut very short,
but without effect. Just as soon az
came in contact with man, woman or
chlld | saw ut once that my hair was
against me. One thing would not do
| refused all BARRIERS who suggested
my permitting them to dye it. On en-
tering their shops | would say, Hair
cut; no dye" Whenever. after this no
tice, barber offered to give my hair a
different color | glared at him and told
him that il he repeated the offer he
must fight. | thrashed so many people
for reference to my blemish that be-
came an expert boxer
Hoping that the people of the west
were more considerate than those OF
the east | went to Denver. The first
salute received there was: Hello,
carrot top! Y goin' TO set the timber
on the mountings aiire?" | had got
tired of thrashing people and turned
away without a word, | sought EN-.
ployment in large manufacturing
concern, On entering the office my eyes
lighted on gentleman sitting at q
desk who had red hair, for all the
world as red as mine. He looked up,
and in an instant his gaze was fixed on
my top.
He arose from his chair and, adj
vancing to the office rail, grasped my
hand in a viselike grip.
my dear sir" he said warmly and
with respectful mien had never be-
fore been favored with, what can
do for you?"
I'm seeking employment"
"You shall have 1t right here. What
can you do?'
Nothing. | must learn. But I'm
willing to work without pay till | do
you'll not work without pay here.
Judging from your appearance, yen
are well bred and educated. A man If
your condition can't get on with les
than a hundred dollars a month. III
give you that and put you in our best
department Mr.. Stamper!" he calle |.
An employee advanced. and / notis-
ed he, too. had a red head He WIS
instructed to put me to work and on
the payroll at the same time. AS
passed through the works | noticed
every man had red head, but none
80 red as mine and the manager y.
Ours was the same hue exactly.
you'll be showed up ahead of Us
ALL" said the man who had taken re
In charge.
"Why soF' l asked.
You're the only man here who HIS
as red hair as the president"
The words proved true. was jump.
ed from one grade to another so fast
that barely had time to learn tie
duties in each. And every time I
jumped my salary jumped too.
This was not all. Mr.. Flynn, the
president and principal owner, ask d
me one day to come to his house TO
dinner. | went, of course, and YVES
introduced to his family. Every one
of his children had red hair of various
shades. His oldest daughter, Emily,
had veritable Titan locks. For the
first time in my life I felt easy In
social company. For the first time not
person about me looked at my head,
much less referred to 1t. Miss Emf y
Flynn was very gracious to ME and
was the first young woman who had
ever thus treated me So / was happy
as a clam at high tide. After dinner
she led me into separate parlor, ard
] spent the hours there chatting with
her. They were thus far the happiest
hours of my life / left her with a
wildly beating heart
To make long story short, Miss
Flynn encouraged me and encouraged
Miss Flynn One day she told me |
might 60 to her father and ask for
her. | did so and was accepted for a
son-inlaw with great gusto. go back
to EN-" he said, "and tell her you
have my hearty consent, and remain
to dinner"
] spent the afternoon with Emily
and dined with the family. After din
ner MIR Elynn snid TO me.
"You have shown wonderful re.
stralnt in not asking why l have vel.
coined you into my business and into
my family. The time has come for
me to enlighten you.
h. Years ago | came to this country
from Ireland without cent and
worked at any job I could get In q
great city. One day was arrested,
accused of stealing from a Jew. He
had told the police that a red headed
Irishman bad robbed him was stood
In line with several other men, and
this Jew picked me out as the man
who had robbed him. | was tried, and
the evidence was strong against me,
was about to be convicted when n
red headed man strolled in among the
spectators. My attorney, following a
suggestion given by the mans red
hair, called for him and placed him
beside me- Then he sent for the Jew
and when he came into court asked
him which of the two had robbed him.
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