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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28
SMITHVILLE.
w. d. SMITH,
City Marshal.
~ Of July, 1911.

(From Our Regular Correspoudent.)
Smithville, Ga, July 27-Miss lie,
nora Hendricks, of Macon, is the at
tractive guest of Mrs. T. R. Hendricks
at the McAfee Hotel this week.
Miss Edith Mckinney has returned
from a short visit to Mrs. F. C. James
in Leslie.
Miss Nettie Burton left Wednesday
morning for Augusta, where she will
visit relatives for several weeks.
Mr.. e. L. Simpson, of Atlanta, is
spending week here with his pa
rents, DR.. and Mrs. w. T. Simpson.
Misses Lizzie and Elma Evans are
visiting their brother, Rev. 0. l.
Evans, III Rome.
Miss Florrie Cobb has returned
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28
City MarSlaII'S Sale.

Will be sold before the court house
door between the legal hours of sale
on the first Tuesday in August, 1911,
the following described property to-
wit: One vacant lot, tract or parcel
of land, situated on the north side Of
Church street, in the city of Ameri-
Gus, Ga, and bounded as follows On
the north by property of Mrs. Lizzie
Maughs, east by property of C. j..
Sherlock, south by Church street,
and west by Cotney and Hickle prop
erty. Said lot the property of the
city of Americas and ordered sold by
the mayor and city council of Amer
icus, Ga.
Also at the same time and place
will be sold one vacant lot, tract or
parcel of land situated on south side
of Church street and bounded as fol-
lows: North by Church street. east by
w. NJ Jones or Mrs. VI. A. Carter,
south by Hinkle property and west
by H. L. Mize. Said lot the property
of the city of Americas and ordered
sold by the mayor and city council
of Americas, Ga.
W. D. SMITH,
City Marshal
This oath day Of July, 1911.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

pleasantly visiting relatives in Rich
land and PARROT
Mr.. Jas. King carried Mr.. ]. L.
Horn, Mr.. Henry Hawkins, Mr.. J. C.
McEarchern and Mr.. C. NJ. Christian
through to Eufaula to attend the good
roads meeting Tuesday in his car.
Friends of Mr.. Joe King regret to
learn of his misfortune in getting mis-
wrist broken in an accident on his
return from Eufaula.
Mrs. NJ. A. Walker has returned
from very pleasant visit to rela-
tives at Omaha.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28
EVENING DRESSES
RECENTLY WORN
Scarf Plays Important Part in
Model For Winter

New York, July 27.-The initial
charm of many of the prettiest even
ing toilettes is their jocund coloring.
1t is inspiring to encounter a frock
that looks as if the fields had been
stripped of blue-bells to make it, and
to meet dresses that look like the rosy
clouds of early day.
A pink frock seen the other evening
was an epitome of gaiety, all made on
tulle, in the Winterhalter manner, .!
rather, it should be said, after the
mode that obtained favor when Win
terhalter painted portraits Of the
bellies of the early Victorian period.
The corsage was swathed with tuIIe
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28
Seemed to Give Hi ma New Stomach.

~ scuffered immensely after eating
and no medicine or treatment l tried
seemed to do any good" writes H. VI
Youngpeters, Editor of The Sun, Lake
View Ohio. THE first few doses OF
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets gave me surprising relief and
the second bottle seemed to give me
a new stomach and perfectly good
health" For sale by all dealers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Griffin are guests of Miss Eva Davi-
son at here home near Smithville this
week
Mesdames Georgia and Luella Par
ker spent last Friday in Americas,
guests of their sister, Mrs. W. b.
Compton.
Mrs. Mary Giles was the guest of
Mrs. w. C. Gran FRIDAY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Sprains require careful treatment.
Keep quiet and apply Chamberlain's
Liniment freely. 1t will remove the
soreness and quickly restore the parts
to healthy condition. For sale by all
dealers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Envy is an endless chain The
people we envy are envying some one
higher up.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Baseball should be played on the
square, in spite of the fact that it Is
played on the diamond.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

A girl is known by the company she
keeps, and most of them are keeping
company.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Some women reign and others just
storm about
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Hammocks Refrigerators, Freezers, Coole1s Porch
Goods This line embraces Settees, Rockers, 3 and
Piece Suits, Swings, etc., Ia off.
Mosquito Nets and Bars, Pictures, Fruit Jars and
Jelly Glasses, Ia Off
A magnificent line of Trunks and Travelling Bags,
In the Best of feathers. Get one for the summer
trip; IA off.
Art Squares, Rugs and Floor Covering of all de-
sCriptiOnS, IA off.
Sideboards, Buffets China Cabinets, Extension and
Serving Tables, IA off.
Lounges, Davenports, Parlor and Library Suits,
IA off
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Chffoniers Chfforobes, Odd Dressers and Wash
Stands, Bed Room Suites both in Mahogany and Oak,
Mattresses, Feather Pillows Springs and Cots, IA off,
Office Furniture Roll Top, Flat Top and Standing
Desks, Typewriter Tables and Office Chairs IA off
Hall Racks, Hall Trees, Beveled Plated Mirrors, Fire
Screens, Jardiniers, Pedestas, IA off.
Iron Beds, Brass Beds, GoCarts, Baby Carriages and
Chairs of all kinds, IA off.
Crockery, Glass Ware, Tin and Enameled Ware,
Lamps, Toilet Sets, Table Cutlery, Ranges Stoves
and all Kitchen Furniture, IA off.
In fact liberal discount will be made all through
the various lines in Our Store During This Sale
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

i vain woman can be cured of ali
hut her vanity.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

Read the want ads.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-28

'4UIUGI 5 TIIGUU
is for sale at
drug stores.
Write for our
Tree book for
SXDectant moth
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
R0BS RELATIVES
AND is ARRESTED
Those Who Were Victims of His Act
Prefer Not to Bring Charges
Against Him, However. ..

Although he stole ieweIry and
other articles from them, relatives Of
a young man. % years old. who is
locked up at the local police station
are inclined not to prosecute him, but
rather let him escape punishment by
refusing 20 prefer charges against
him. Some few days ago. the young
fellow stole $50 gold watch. two gold
rings. q razor and other articles Of
value from the home OF his aunt. The
police were Informed OF the loss Of the
articles. They located some OF them
IN Davenport, and then traced the rob
berry back 10 the Young man. and he
was arrested last night by local of
GERS. Today relatives are trying to
persuade the police officers TO release
The young man. but the officers are of
the opinion that he should be dealt
with according 70 law.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
, JOHNSON-HALLGREN.

the clothing firm of Mayer & Johnson,
was united in marriage at noon yester-
day with Miss Winnie Hallgren Of Vic
tor Iowa. at a wedding solemnized at
the brides home. The ceremony was
performed in the presence Of a COM
pany of relatives and friends, the bride
having lived all her life in the vicinity
of Victor. After a short wedding trip
Mr.. Johnson and his bride will return
to Moline and will reside at 1915
Thirteenth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02

dent Powers, Of the Danville
Three-Eye club announced today 1t
made no difference to him whether
there were eight or ten clubs in the
league so long as organized and rec
ognized league ball is played. Pow
ers declared he would pay his players
the entire season whether they played
or not.
The Chicago Record-Herald this
morning recites the doings of Teamey
and Kinsella in their final efforts as
follows:
"B. B. Johnson. president OF the
American league, returned from his
swing around the eastern end of the
circuit yesterday. The Three-Eye mud
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
MEN MOVEMENT
IN CHURCH WORK
Rev. T. z. Newland Makes Re.
port in Connection with Min
isterial Alliance.
FAvoRS A LOCAL SOCIETY
Outlook for o Trf-Cfty Convention
TO Be Held in First Month
in Autumn.

Following the regular program Of
the Ministerial alliance meeting held
yesterday afternoon at o'clock in the
z. NJ C. A chapel. there was re-
port By Rev. T. z. Newland on the
subject Of Men IN Religion Move
Inent'' which is attracting widespread
attention throughout the country
Rev. Mr.. Newiand in his report, recon-
,saended that there be an organization
IA the city churches for the further
ance Of this movement, and acting up
on his suggestion, the alliance decid-
I'D TO call q meeting Of the pastors of
this city, together with q layman from
each church. for the purpose of taking
more definite action in the matter.
The movement has for its prime OBJ
5ect. tho gathering OF the men and
boys Of the country into the church, 1t
is the purpose to increase the attend
ance at all public church services, and
10 promote the study of the bible. car
~ on evangelism. and discover new
ways and means for carrying out such
. program.
TRI-CrY CONVENTION.
An effort is being made to secure a
convention for the surrounding dis
trict, for the tri-cities, to be held in
September, but If the efforts in this
line are unavaihng. a tri-city conven-
ton wfu be held IN that month. This
viii be one of the matters for consid-
GRAFTON by the committee Of pastors
and laymen. This committee will meet
next Monday evening in the Y. NJ. c.
A. and will then decide on future
plans. The Ministerial alliances of
Davenport and Moline have taken ac
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
PRESS CLUB OUTING
SET FOR JUNE 20
Announced as the First Annual
Gridiron Frolic" of the Or
ganization.

Friday, June %, has been set as
the date of the river excursion under
the auspices of the Tri-City Press
club. The handsome new steamer,
Morning Star, of the Northern line,
has been chartered. The CONNER
cial bodies of the tri-cities are to be
invited to participate, the affair to
take the form of what is to be known
as 1.-The first annual gridiron frolic"
of the press club. 1t is purposed to
make it one of the most novel affairs
ever attempted in the tri-cities. In
due time the program will be an
nounced.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02

die was brought to Johnson's door as
soon as he returned, and he went into
a secret conference with A. r. Tearney,
president of the disrupted organiza-
ton, and Dick Kinsella of the Spring
field club
Nothing definite materialized at the
meeting-at least as far as was an
nounced-but Johnson limited that he
might attempt some sort OF a settle
ment as soon as he became better &C
quainted with existing conditions. He
will not act as a representative OF the
national commission. however. as that
body, through Garry Hermann. has re-
fused to intervene so long as the mat
ter is in the courts"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
YOUNG PEOPLES SOCIETY.
THE YOUNG PEOPLES SOCIETY

Of the German Evangelical church held
the monthly business meeting last
night in the Sunday school rooms.
Nearly all members were present and
a very interesting evening was spent.
The reports of the entertainment COM
mittees showed that the financial sue
cess of the entertainment held at Tur-
ner hall April 20, were the best of any
entertainment ever given. Two new
members were taken into the society.
After the business session a social hour
was held, followed by luncheon.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02

o'clock, covers being laid for 20 mem
bers of the association. Following the
serving of dinner impromptu talks were
given and many approximations and
stories enjoyed. The July meeting of
the association will take the form Of a
porch party and will be held at the
home Of Miss Gotta Bartholomew, TAI
Thirty-fourth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
CONTEST is A CLOSE ONE
Character of Myra Enright Attacked
by Il. n. A. Delegates.


by X. n. A. Delegates.
Denver, Col. May 2.-(Special.)-
The delegates headed by DR.. Hada
Burkhart, candidate for supreme re
corder of the Royal Neighbors, are also
Office. Mrs. Enright and her support
Office Mrs. Enriaht and her support
ers have been attacked by the adher-
ents OF Mrs. Collins, the supreme ora
Gle. The attacks have not only been
in regard to ability and capacity, but
have extended TO an assault upon the
personal character of Mrs. Enright
Miss Myrtle E. Dade and Dr. Burk-
hart are running close race for su-
preme recorder. The first session of
the convention did no important bust
ness.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
Carpenters Get ; Raise,

4 new wage scale for the carpenters
of the three cities FeHf iHde effect yes
teFdsy, The jourRsymea get q raise
of 5 cents an heaF, their sesis new be-
Ing So esats aa hGaF, About sos jour,
Reymea are affected,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
EIGHTH BIRTHDAY PARTY.

MISS VERNA ELDRED SATUR-
day at her home, 1929 Eighth street,
entertained 20 girl friends at her
eighth birthday party. They played
school games and all had a good time
and a lunch was served on the lawn.
The hostess received many pretty
presents.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
EAGLES CARD PARTY.

THE LADIES' AUXILIARY TO THE
Eagles will give a card party tomor-
row afternoon at the Eagles home.
Cinch will be played and games will
start at $3.50.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
FRUIT GROWERS WORRIED
Weather Conditions In Iowa Cause
Fear OF Crop Damage.

Des Moines, lows, May Z.-IoWa
fruit growers sre worried over wealth
eF conditions of freezing temperature
last night, The trees are IN bloom In
The southern and central section and
a freeze tonight will do severe dam
sgs 60 ths fruit crops. Snow was re-
ported. today from Mason City and
other northern Iowa points. while the
entire state was visited with a sewers
rain and wind storm last night
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
ALLOW BILLS FOR MON

The librarians report on circulation
was as follows:
General works, 27s; philosophy, 20;
religion, 25; sociology, 146; philolo-
gy. 5; science. ga; industrial arts. Al;
fine arts, 46; literature, 1913; history,
147: travel 106; biography, &c; fc-
ton. 1.e4S; Juvenile, SIS; German, %;
total, 3.e11; schools. LIS; reference,
1,l76: grand total, 6.245.
Received from fines. etc. ..$24.37
Deposited with city treasurer. .S24.37
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
Social Events
PLAN FOR cox REUNION.

A COMMITTEE MEETING TO
plan for the annual Cox reunion was
held with c. c. Cox, 251O Sixth avenue,
Moline. There vas an attendance Of
10 and the outof-town members were
DR.. Cox and daughter Celia OF Gales
burg. and Waiter Cox Of Alpha, Ill.
The committee on arrangements was
chosen: Pleasant Cox, J. p. Cox, q. L
Cox, and Claude 9. Cox as chairman.
The week chosen for the camp on
CampbeIi's island this summer is the
last week In August. ths s2nd OF Aug,
ust being the special annual reunion
dats. There was also talk OF building
4 cottage on the island. which will
probably be done next year. There
viii be another meeting OF the commit
tee in two weeks for further planning
ALUMNI ASSOCIATION BANQUET,
THE TRtCITY BRANCH OF THE
AHgustsna Alumni association hsld .
banquet and get-together meeting At
the Watch TowoF inn last evening.
Dinner was served Ct the Inn at 7
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
AIKEN STREET SOCIETY,".

THE LADIES' SEWING SOCIETY
Of Aiken street will meet with Mrs f.
Gosch 1907 Second street, tomorrow
afternoon.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
SOLID SOUTH AGAIN
GETS A BODY BLOW
Continued from Page one.)

econ tinued from Page One.1
cancel, which I would not have entered
into under existing circumstances"
QUINCY IN DOUBT.
Quincy, Ill. May 2.-Doubt as to
Quincy's ability to have baseball was
freely manifested here this morning
when II became known that Peoria
had refused absolutely 10 be party to
the six-club formation previously
agreed upon and for which funds are
being raised here to finance a team
in the southern circuit.
President Hofer departed hastily
last night for Springfield and It IS
probable he went there TO have a con-
ference with Tearney, who is expected
there today. Secretary Shannon, of
the Quincy association refused TO give
out a statement.
Hermann, II is reported, informed
Hofer that he is outside the ranks OF
organized baseball and viii be unless
the Injunction is dismissed immediate
ly. II is believed here that Hofer's
mission to Springfield has to do with
the INDUCTION.
FAIL TO DECIDE ON SERIES.
Bloomington, Ill. May 2.-Represen-
tatiyes OF Bloomington, Danville and
Peoria Of the Three-Eye league met
last night TO discuss the proposed six
club exhibition series. Owing TO the
absence Of Kinsella of Springfield, no
positive action was taken. Rowan OF
Peoria IS opposed to playing with Quin-
cy, owing to fear that the national COM
mission will declare his players out
laws. II the commission will permit
the southern clubs to play exhibition
games pending the outcome Of Quincy
Injunction proceedings the series will
start next Friday.
POWERS POSITION.
Danytlle, Ma 5pecial)-Presi-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
END YEAR EARLIER
Library Trustees Will Prepare
Annual Report Without In
Guiding May.
IN ACCORD WITH THE CITY
Fiscal Year OF Rock Island Begins
Bills for Past Month.

Very little other than routine bust
ness was done at the meeting last
night Of the library board of directors.
1t was decided, however, to prepare
the annual report this year a month
in advance of the usual time in order
that the fiscal year of the library
might be in accord with that Of the
city of Rock Island. Accordingly the
report will be up to April 80 instead
Of May 81 as was the custom in the
past. The committee on books was
authorized to purchase a small list of
books which it recommended and
which includes late works which are
not yet in the library.
ALLOW BILLS FOR MONTH.
The bills for the month OF April
were audited and allowed by the board
as follows:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
City Chat
FEMININE FoIRLEs.

lily A1ldL
FEMININE FoIeLEs.
Can you tell me why a woman
AS she hurries to the door
Stops 20 put a little powder on her
nose?
Oh, of course, it's only human!
I have heard that said before
It explains the case entirely, 1 sup
pose;
But, whatever is the reason,
Anywhere you chance to meet,
Whether in the mirrored parlor
Or upon the crowded street,
Even though she may be rushing
To the train with hurried feet
She will stop
To put some powder
On her nose!
You may think she's interested
In the merchants window show,
But she's only putting powder on her
nose.
All these windows are invested
With mirror back, you know;
For the merchant wots where his per
simmon grows.
At the afternoon reception you viii see
each woman try
To preempt one set position. II you
follow up her eye
You will see mirror near her, and you
know the reason why
When she puts
A little powder
On her nose!
That is all, for am married, and dare
not criticise,
Or make light Of woman's weals or
woman's woes.
I'm a husband, worried, harried, worn
to half my normal size,
And I'm trembling now from blanch-
ing cheeks to toes.
Yet dare not call attention to the uni
versal she,
Who before the powder puff is bending
supplicating knee,
And think that you who read this will
unainchingly agree
That she needs
A little powder
On her nosei
Baltimore Evening Sun.
Buy a home OF Reidy Bros.
Kerler Rug company, cleaners.
Tri-City Towel Supply company.
For express. call Spencer & Trefz.
Dance tomorrow night at the Watch
Tower.
Wednesday night dance at Watch
Tower.
Wall paper, the best for the money,
at L. s. McCabe & Co.
Let William Johnson do your tin and
furnace work; 1916 Third avenue.
Follow the crowd to the Watch Tow
er, good dance music tomorrow night
h. T. siemon wants your tin and
furnace work; 1526-152S Fourth ave
nue..
Loans on real estate security. Al
bert Huber, Peoples National bank
building.
Use Happy Hour coffee and every
meal hour will be happy hour. Ask
Sittig & Stahmer.
May sale OF plants, homemade bak-
cry and candy at the United Presby-
terrain church Thursday evening
We clean suits, jackets, skirts, por-
there's. piano and couch covers. feath-
ers. furs. etc. Montgomery & Camp
bell, 1909 Second avenue. Both phones.
Pansfes, geraniums and other flow
ering plants at the market price at the
May sale of plants to be given at the
United Presbyterian church Thursday
evening. Sale begins at 1880.
Until May 18th. will be in my Office
in the afternoons only from 1870 to
4:50. Those wishing dental work
make note of this and call during
those hours. DR.. Z. P. Ames.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02

ton similar to that taken by the local
alliance yesterday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
QUINCY IN DOUBT

cancel, which would not have entered
into under existing circumstances"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-02
FAIL TO DECIDE ON SERIES.

Danytlle, Ma 2-(special)-Presi
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-07-09
i. Made of Tire Steel.


 Ordinary tire steel about one by one dourth inch may he usa, for all Isarts like the clevis D. rear arches h n and 1 g and braces k l and ] ( e. The front guard a b ( d should be vof spring steel. as specified. The rivet ahoadss on the front guard should he round and fit smoothly In nearly all other places the irons are fastened 10 gether by one-fourfh ins.h square head Cd bolts. with washers as needed
 Although the chain cnltivi.or WAS designed primarily for bringing the squares to the miadles. if was found in field practice sc have q most i'm, ,portant cultural effect.
 In order that the use of this machine could be obtained. r. Il. farmers nj the smallest possible cost I patent has been taken ont in the name of the department of agriculture and for tis benefit of the people If the Cniies States. Under this patent II fs in possible for any ,ne 10 manufacture the machine eyel. sfvelv and to caarg' : unnecessarily ht:rl, .ris.as.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-07-09

Convention Fares. Ask for particulars. Let us help you plan your trip.
 H. N. ATWOOD, Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-07-09

Tie pu.ai near k ia,' anx w;'d am itial that likes q tila un fi8e WH;es. ae- .ording tp | French S,iea1:St w, Il;.4 studied is behavior dt sea E.. is !utc jolly when ateard ship. but all 'ther animals violently resent such voyage and vociferously give vent to heir feelings untIl seasickaess brings silence.
 The tiger suffers most of all He whines pitinilly. bis eyes water COD .inually and he rnbs his stomach witt
 tis terrible paws. Horses are had -ailors and often die on q sea voyage.
 Oxen are heroic in their attempts
 aoJ to give way to seasickness Ele- phInts do not like the sea. but thee ire aiieGahie to medical treatment. , good remedy is buckefu! of hot wa ter containing three and half pints of whisky and seven ounces of qut i nine.-Fur News.
 Sharp a,.d 3t.eh,! Two street urrhinS were aFgn!Bs about tho iiiee east If living nr Some
 hing at sixth ard SanSun streets , <nd soon i''@ic was exhausted and the: 1 began to call names 1 You're :; bonehe;ti." ulIe grim" kif ! informed the other
 "G'wan. I'm so sharp me old mab
 trted to lick ne the other day and cu ! als hand You're the !awhrow ee ,l.s 1 party"
 i "Is that SO? Well, if you want r.
 know anything. I'm So bright my l mother calls me un."--Philadeiphi l Times.