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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01
PLAIN WORDS.

LAIN WOnOO. Foolish, foolish person, Why will you strut around And deem yourself the wisest wight Who ever walked the ground, When, sooth, the merest trifle will Upset your dearest plan And quickly prove that, after all, You're nothing but man. Foolish, foolish person, Why will you criticize The weakness of another, when A beam is in your eyes? Why think to hold yourself aloof For having greater worth And gaze upon the lesser throng AS if you owned the earth? Foolish, foolish person, Def1ate your silly chest, Put off your overweening airs And give your friends a rest. In every man, however great, There's something of a clown; Could you but know your neighbor' g
 thoughts,
 Your pride would tumble down.
 A CRUEL ASSUMPTION What's become of Tibbles?' Hes gone to a warmer clime.' Gracious! didn't know he was dead. " "He isn't. Tibbles is merely in Flor ida
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

Adams county, Ohio, outranks Rhode Island in it's worst days.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

Nebraska and New Jersey have de- cided to have no inaugural balls.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

Next Tuesday is bill day, the most try ing of the year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01
THE poLoRous LOVER.

THE DoLOROUS LOVER. Loveland, alas! has locusts, Pestilence and pain, Storms that lay the lilies, Wind and rain. Ronald Macfie. Come, be more cheerful, Mac, Nor be discouraged yet; Loveland eke has Huyler's, ' Lobster, etcet. e John D. Wells E An, cavil not at Loveland! Its boundless reaches Are filled with blooming maidens- Regular peaches. -E. Tracy Sweet. 'Its boundless reaches quotha Wide waists, eh, boys? Loveland in Scranton seems to Have avoirdupois.
 Judd Mortimer Lewis. Don't make fun of Loveland And Ronald Mac; Perhaps he has wife to Hook up the back
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

"HIs new year coming upon us this day promises brightness and good
 ! cheer and good resolutions The old year has been good to many of us, but some of us have been bad. I have done lots of things in the old year of ending yesterday which wish I had not done, and when think over it, I re- to make happiness and good cheer to all about us,
 When we look back all of us have done things which we wish we had not done We could have done a whole lot more of good and more generous things if we had known how to have done them, and done them.
 Who of us are not derelict at times? We are full of mistakes. But in the com ing new year let our resolutions be of the good and let us do our best to keep them and pat ourselves on our own shoulders for the good we can do. Let us grasp the sunshine of the bright days in our arms and hug the rays of warmth to our breasts and feel like opening our hands and fingers and grasping in
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

The Mississippi river is lower than it ever has been at this season of the year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

No city Is at present yelling to the country to watch it and see 1t grow.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01
A BUSY FATHER.

A BUSY FAIdEF. "Tupper doesn't seem to have much leisure these days 'No. He has been the president, en- gineer and conductor of toy railroad ever since Santa Claus came"
 CROSS
 Pipps amazes-
 Hear him roar, "Hellen blazes.
 Shut the door!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

| A PdlceiS poSl lS to be SseoDiA94S0 A- the Philippines because the express com panes neglected to follow the flag.
 
 The price of the Baltimore jubilee din- her of January r is to be $5 a plate. This is much above the Bryan rate
 
 Keolluk is losing population and It IS considering the need of an operation to remove a "k' or two from it's name. 1 The rich New York man has legal abode elsewhere when progressive in- heritance tax becomes due. 1
 The postal savings banks are to be opened at a, time when no one has any, thing to put in them. Christmas at the New York hotels is thoroughly commercialized. Everybody expects a gift.
 Admiral Dewey is getting along in years as well as in honors. He is now in his 1 7ath year. The Mississippi river is lower than it ever has been at this season of the year.
  No city Is at present yelling to the country to watch it and see 1t grow.
  Nebraska and New Jersey have de- cided to have no inaugural balls
  The airship record Is no more stable than the ocean liner record. If you want to be blown up with the country go to Los Angeles. Adams county, Ohio. outranks Rhode Island in it's worst days. Next Tuesday is bill day, the most try ing of the year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-01

A SORT OF GRANDFATHER. "What kind of platform is he run- hing on?" a '1 think he must be running on tread
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

Ell corresponsal de Ponce. escribe 10
Siguiente Parece cue en- esta ciudad
hay quien quiere dedicarse a la trata
de blancas. pues Ia polieia ha p~resenta
do denuncia contra Catalina Suguet,
a Quien acusan de haber intentado lie
war para Santo Domingo a M nina
menor de y amos, para dadicarla a la
vida mon santa
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

Ante la Corte de Distrito de Ponce, Sc
VIC un .juicio importante ocurrldo
durante las elecciones Ell COamo. Ell
iuez Mr.. Foote declare crlpables de ha-
Der promovido I'm "motin'' a los seno
res Braulio Aguild, EdeImiro Huertas,
Juan V Moves O~livencia Y Francisco Or
tiz. senteciandoIes a pagan Glen dollars
de multa y las c0stas.
Defendian d los acusado, los Lcdos,
PARA Cap6. Tous Soto, y Rivera, han es
tablecido apelaci0n para ante ell Tribu
nal Supreme.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

TEL viernes fue destruida por ell fuegO
en- Caroline. una casa de Vidal Quino
mes. recibiendo varias quenaduras gra
YES la anciana Olivia Quinones. La pc
licia Y p%aiSanos evitaron la propagation
del fuegO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

En- la manana del viernes, en- la para
da s, un CAIRO de cuatro ruedas, tirado
por dos caballos, Y guida por Ernesto
Gomez. arroll6 al confinado de preside
Juan D1az Santos. produci6ndole una
confusion Sobre Ell pie izquierdo~
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

Los siguientes serviciOs han sido pres
tados:. Infracci6n ordenanzas Municipal
les y, abandono de MEMORIES |. Infrac
ci6n ley de Sandal ;, crueldad con los
animales 3. infracci6n ley lie carreteras
/. ~aIterar la paz ,, Total y.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

Ha regresado de los EStados Unidos,
despu6s de nueve amos de ausencia, ell
.distinguido joven don Arturo Toro,
quien en- breve saldra para su residencia
de Ponce.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

FL viernes por Ia tarde. en- IA calle
Allen, frente al cafe Colon. ocurri0 an
rcho1ue entire el caro- nnmero S. tirado
por bueyes, conducido spor Eemesio L6
peg. el auto}n6vil n1mero 270 que guiaba
,el senior Antonio Lopez de- Vale: Ell
auto resu1t6 con el botaf3ngo roto. :
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

En- la esQuina a la calle de ODonell,
el autom6yii n1mero IS de los senores
Dooley Smith.y c., guiado por Fernan
do Malpica. choe0 el %viernes con.la casa
Eel senior Saldana, causando< roturas en-
la pared, y recibiendo la maqulna varios
desperfect0s.-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

En- la prada /. el autom6vil del senior
Miguel Targa, guiado por Manuel Du
prey. ndmero 301. arroll6 al nino Juan
Davila. produciendole. una herida en- la
region parietal izquierda.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-03

Ia Corte ,4e este Distrito, section pr
mera. ha se1alado hoy dla3 de Abril a
las nueve de la mafana,para la primera
gectura del Calendario.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05
A RECENTLY BUILT srucco HOUSE sHiPPAN MANOR.

.hor, distance OF the centre Of old Man
nauan. Between them and the greater city
"'ere are no water barriers. such as have
retarded the growth Of Staten Island and
sone OF the northcrly suburban areas Of
New Jersey.
IL Is not too near ror too far from the
city
travelling to and from 1t throughout the
LAY ana until late hour n night is quick
ara easily done.
oaily trip is utterly devoid of tedious
".ss' and consequently not a drain on
PHYSICAL strength.
NC smoke and steam nuisance south OF
u' Harlem River. which for a long time
.ee'ened 10 seriously affect the develop
removed.
'ne passenger trains which run 10 and
~" me various towns are electric and
'i ana leave from the greater Grand
S'h'ral Station. over a fine rock k-baIIasted
'eu they speed and this railway route
e. oniy one Of many great electric links
,,,1, I'M ara superbly uniting this fourishing
., Oeh'ai territory with ,he vast network
s,. iepd transit lines in the metropolitan
se numbers Of suburban districts are
:. H'uc closer to the greater city than
.''s cne. but it takes many more minutes
no..s mem That Is why their drawing
rss" ".l Is less for time is a big factor in the
S"ehEth oi suburban region II
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

the Greenwich Norwalk district oheTcd
free 10 some men and women occupants
Of the congasted tenement house districts
of the greater city they would not leave
their old homes.
They love only the city hfc. Not one
feature of suburban life attracts them
Fortunately. this class of people is very
snail. Should they happen by force of cir
cumstances 10 be compelled 10 live in the
awful suburbs they are chronic Srum-
blers about the ,onesomeness Of their lie
out OF town.
When homeHard bound they usually give
vent to THEN feelings. Tney Groan; they
Sigh. Their mental anguish is dist:essfui
to all who encounter them. They com
plain that the daily trip wear.es thcm.
The air in the cars never suits them ii is
either too not or too cold. Bundle carriers
exasperate them: conductors arc always
discourieous station masters are pests
and never is scenery worthy of their gaze.
Yes. they are existing, but OH such an
experience.
DO not seek them for information as 10
what comprise the realty charms of the
Greenwich-Norwalk district.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05
Other Ecalty Features.

Besides accessibility. the other leading
realty assets OF the district arc:
IFS frontages on the waters Of Lcng Isl
and Sound.
Number OF is houses owned and occu-
,,,od by persons prominent in social. pro-
foss,onal and business spheres of the
greater city
wen laid out grounds OF the villas.
Miles of beautiful highways inviting 10
s,,tonobllsts and owners Of harness horses.
Ana because nearly all of the towns
have all of the public Improvements of a
large city.
Briaht has been the past realty record
~ ,ha territory, but brighter Will lie its
acbievements in this respect
Though the development Of the section
,n tho last thirty years from sparsely
eo,,,od region into the highest class sub
,,,i,.p district in the world has been some
,,bat spectacular, owing to the cost Of its
nome building, II has been steady and de-
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

ore. however can lay claim TO all OF ns
rrta, residential features.
Several suburban sections arc numbered
in realty circles as having been as law
ishly endowed by nature and as efficiently
improved by home owners and land deVei-
opers. but no large body of real estate
men identified with the entire upbuildinG
Of tho greater city has ever said IFS
grandeur as q suburban rcgion was second
10 that of another section. Nor is there
the slightest likelihood that any such body
viii say 50 within the next fly years.
After the expiration of that period the
account II Will render Of its residential feat
ures will probably keep il securely in
uenched on the highest pinnacle of realty
suractiveness and stability for another
period of years.
All OF the district is in tic sOO;hwesterly
END Of Connecticut and therefore borders
on the east one OF the most rapidly grow
ing home sections Of Wes,cnester County.
Almost directly south of IL are some of the
largest and best planned residential and
business bailiWicks OF The Bronx. Truly,
tts realty assets are many and varied.
Every town in the district is within a
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

tainty: There never will be "A more favor
oble time to buy home or landsin the
district than the present.
Bear In mind the total acreage OF the
land within the METROPOLITAN area and
fronting on or near the waters OF the
Sound Is net large. Each week the num-
Der of sites for sale is less than the pre-
vious one, becarsc the numerical strength
VI tie resIdeptla! owners VI the section is
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

No cause for wondcrment that they can
ro. see the variety of the realty assets OF
This aourishng district. because the city
life enthrals them.
There arc unquestlonably many thou-
sdnus OF persons fiat dwellers here VINO
would become residents OF this suburban
section il they but knew its charms The
district wants them.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

, larger When the six-track Harlem di-
vision Of the New Haven Railroad is In
operation In the near future the district
will have a high-speod route to the east
erly sections OF the greater city. And
when the New York Connecting Railway
Bridge over tie East River Is built the see
ton will be one OF the most important
residential divisions along an all-rail AT
lantic seaboaIl line
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

~. of the most healthfnl. picturesque
oha-ming suburban districts of the
s"u cirv is lust northeast OF the Har-
lem River And the heart OF inns luea'
rooe community virtually extends from
ns..rXr;ch 10 the easterly town limits OF
,,s natural and artificial realty Character
,-.,os ore unexcelled. Other thriving SUD-
han areas Of the metropolitan zones may
.-oss as many beautiful home sites.
some equal its richness in up-to-datc resi-
,.noas some have within their borders all
-. desired improvements OF the best
.I.rned city. including gas sewer. electric
~d water mains. A few ike ii have long
stretches Of land fronting on the waters or
Tho Sound besides splendid beaches. Not
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

void OF boom tactlcs. In othe' words
its realty growth has been natural
values are firmly based on supply and
demand. Everywhere the pIice of land T.
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05

rising. aud to-day's hsrros N,ll be exceed
ed by those of the near future Here anJ
there occasional luils In the upward trend
Of values will occur, but this is GER
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05
Towns in the District and Their Distance
from Greater Grand Central Station.

No suburban territory. no matter now
lustrous its realty attainments. satsiIes
ali temperaments. Were modern houses IN
New-York tribune., 1911-03-05
A CHARMING SUBURBAN DISTRICT
ueahness and PCtresqueneSs Realty Assets OF the Towns
on New Haven Line from Greenwich to Norwak.
u,cueR VALUES TO FOLLOW NEW ELECTRIC RAIL ROUTE

there is a large waste of minutes in trav-
cling due TO one cause or auo.her that Sec
ton will not appeal viviGly to city work
ers who like country life.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-10
RESCUED MAN
SENDS THANKS

George McKinlay. the young man
lost for two days In the mountains
and found late yesterday afternoon
by search party, was sufficiently re-
covered this morning to thank those
who participated In his rescue. He
has sent the following communica-
ton to the Bulletin:
To the Editor of the b u letin:
Dear Sir:-K space permits. should
like through your columns to express
my thanks to those friends who show
cd their active interest In attempting
my rescue, to all of whom ] should
like to give the assurance that their
efforts and kindness are deeply appre-
ciated. To the Police Department
must tender my thanks for the prompt
and efficient manner In which they
rescued me. The four men who I'M
dertook the mission did so In the
most workmanlike and efficient man
ner In extricating me from an ex'
cecdingly difficult position, and the
heartiness and sympathy which they
showed can never be forgotten.
Thanking you, Sir, for this courtesy
remain
Yours faithfully,
GEO. McKINLAY.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-10
The IElRL RARB0R ASSET.

In another column of this paper to-
day will be found the announcement
of very important plans on the part
of the Bureau of Yards and Docks at
Washington for the Naval station at
Pearl Harbor. Honolulu has been
watching the work at the new station
site eagerly since It was started, and
the recent news from Washington Is
the best possible assurance that the
era of development ut the harbor has
Just started, and that during the next
two years the work will be doubled
and trcblcd
Honolulu will benefit in many
ways by this great work. First. OF
course, Is the fact that this outpost
will be supplied with adequate de-
lenses. War talk is at discount,
Just now, and rightly so, but II no
other lesson were available, that fur
nished by poor, Inundated Turkey Is
sufficient to teach the gospel of pre-
parcdness."
Honolulu will benefit directly in in
crease of business, the influx of white
labor such as of necessity must be
brought here, the establishment Of Of
iicers in and around the city and all
the added life of a big military organ
ization. Almost as directly also lio-
nolulu will gain by the tourist traffic
that will undoubtedly follow the ad-
vertising that the gibraltar of the
Pacific" is getting in increasing guam
titles.
We can't get too much of this kind
of attention from Washington. Every
appropriation is "A step toward n hun
dred thousand population for Homo
lulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-10
STOCKS Go UP
UNDER STIMULUS

A bclatcd rush OF investors looking
for the good things with sugar stocks
low helped materially to stimulate the
market today. The most noticeable re-
covcry was that of Oahu Sugar, which
went to 3275 at the session Of the ex-
change, and sold readily Mt that price
waialua recorded an advance OF q
point, a number of small blocks sell
ing at 1850. Hawaiian Commercial
rose 80 cents share under the Inn
petus of several large orders, one Of
them being for $50 shares at 1850.
wailuku's regular dividend of 81 was
declared today and Hutchinson cut tn,
usual 10 cents. r..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-10
POLICE At
R|07OUS Scenes
Continued from Page y

gcncy. II was Mrs. James Lees ba'n-
law, chairman of the Womens Suf-
frage party of New York City. who
by her individual efforts induced the
women of California to organize for
the purpose of making fight FOR suit
irage. The ground was well prepared,
and when the Legislature voted for.
| the submission Of the wOmen's SUI
| lrage amendment to the state consti-
tuition, the organized women OF the
State were ready to begin the battle.
Fully realizing the Importance of a
thorough and energetic campaign the
women of California sent out an ap-
| peal to the friends of women's SUI
frage throughout the United States
and elsewhere. Nobly did their
friends respond to the appeal. j. II.
Brady, of Pasadena. Il retired business
man of great wealth, organized under
the name OF The Political Equality
League a powerful body of prominent
men and women bound together by
the common desire to aid the women $
suffrage movement.
In every State Of the Union where
there are friends of woman's SUI
grage, meetings were held, resolutions
passed, giving moral support to the
battling suffragists in California and
funds were contributed to help the
women of this State in their great
struggle. The women of New York
headed by Mrs. Laidlaw. willinGi.
came to the assistance OF their SIS
: ters on the Pacific coast. Miss Jean
nettc, sent by Mrs. Laidlaw; Mrs. He
len X. Hoy-Greeley, Mrs. Archibald c
Fisk and other distinguished leaders
and organizers of the woman's SUI
frage movement in Greater New York
> came to California to help by wore
and deed in the campaign Larg
n sums were raised during the we2l
= anxious to help the women IN Califor
# mia, denied themselves some luxuric
a and contributed the money thus save
d to the campaign fund.
!, The women throughout the Stat
were thoroughly organized and every
where meetings were held, specche
10 made and literature distributed. |
&c many places hOuse-t0-house canvas
ses were made by special committee
n of women and all men favorable
N the movement were enlisted In I'll
ID campaign.
ID The opposition, which include
Il many distinguished and powerful me
like Gen. Harrison Gray Otis, form'
United States Senator Frank II. Film
- Oscar p. I.awlor, ex-assistant Unite
u States Attorney General in the ID
y partment of the Interior; ex-Units
p States Senator Cornelius Cole, Pres
dent Bejamin Ide Wheeler Of Il
University of California, and mar
others, has by no means been Id
and Is still carrying on It's campait
in all parts of the State, counterac
n ing the efforts of the suffraSists Wi
an great shrewdness and ability. III
cd outcome Is still doubtful but the W
DIS men are confident of success.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-10-10
Health PARTY"
OFF FOR HAWAII

The health party" consisting OF
President Pratt Of the Board of Health,
Health Officer Shepherd, Secretary T..
A. Mott Smith and Charles $. Weight,
who are to make n tour of Hawaii.
left at noon on the Mauna Loa. They
expect to return about Saturday week.
The present plan Is to land ut Kali
Ina and work around to Kona and
Kau From there they will get to Iiilo'
While at the latter place they VIII
make a run out to Puma and back
again. and viii then proceed along Ia
Hamakua and to Kukuihaelc, and from
there to Waimca. After they have
finished ut the last place they VIII
cross the Kohala range and drop down
into Kohala. taking the Mauna kea at
Mahukona for Honolulu again.