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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

"a decree because her husband was so
fond OF hunting that ne would go
duck shooting every Saturday night
returning with a big load Of game the
following Sunday and ask his wife TO
prepare the birds. Judge Graham SAID
he learned from his questions that
the wife felt neglected and that If the
husband had provided for her enter
tamment she would not object to his
hunting trips As a compromise OF
the divorce proceedings Judge Grd-
ham said he suggested to the duck
hunter that he take his wife with him
of his hunting trips There has been
no trouble Of a divorce nature with
this couple since" said the judge,
but | read that the woman had been
arrested for exceeding the game limit
in the number Of ducks In her pos
session"
The speaker enumerated the six
causes for divorce allowed I'm Califor-
MIA. OF these desertion was the one
most frequently misused. lie took
pains. where the complaint alleged
desertion, to ascertain, if possible, if
there was any collision. In some in
stances divorce seemed necessary.
He thought divorce suits should be
brought before judges specially quail
fled to hear them. A Judge might
frequently reconcile couple WAC
would otherwise separate. The posi-
ton of the clergy to divorce and the
laws position was clearly defined.
Divorce was a regrettable evil but
sometimes evil had to be compro-
missed. He thought eventually divorce
would decrease, not through legal
machinery so much as through great
er care in marriage. which would not
be entered upon with so much rash
ness as at present. But so long as
man inherited from Adam and woman
from Eve there would be unhappy
marriages. Inc TACT Iudl lue ldIIO
of divorce to marriage was greater
now than in earlier years was not due
to a greater proportion of unhappy
marriages now than then. Fifty years
ago the divorced woman was ostra-
cized by her associates; now she lid
not feel sighted by her equals. The
greater freedom allowed woman made
her more eager to assert her indie
/ pendence.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

Boston brides are In demand in the
state of Washington. Mayor Fitzger-
aid has received a letter from a man
in Orting, Wash, asking for a wife
The man declares helpmeets are
scarce out there, and the writer un
derstands that there is a surplus OF
spinsters in Massachusetts.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
ENGLAND
Continued from page nineJ
Defeated Only once in Life.

Mdlle. Miropowlsky admits that she
directs all her energies toward per-
suading the jury and says that she
has been defeated only once in her
life She says that the men harris
tiers welcomed her with beautiful
courtesy when she first appeared az
the Palais, but at my cases grew into
what they regarded as alarming num-
bers their hospitality cooled percept-
IDLY"
Mdne. Miropowlsky won her first
case when twenty-one years and, and
she is now only twenty-five.
NOTABLE MAN GONE.
Colonel Ethan Allen, lawyer. author
and collateral descendant of his name
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

Fine Job Printing at the Star Office
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

Fine Job Printing. star ONCE.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21
NOTABLE MAN GONE,

Colonel Ethan Allen, lawyer, author
and collateral descendant of his name.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-21

Wife Goes DUCK running
In another instance the wife asked
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20
Only Two Kinds.

SUPPOSE you see lots Of human
nature here?" he said to the clerk
= who had exchanged glass Of
soda water for his check.
mo, sir, DON'T" was the prompt
reply.
"Why, should think 1t would be
4 great place for that"
NO, sir. We never see but two
pa les of human nature here. A man
comes in and calls for what he wants
drinks it-wipes his mouth on his
hand-says it's hot day. and off he
goes"
And the womer!''
well. I've been here five seasons,
and I have never seen one get away
from the counter in less than twenty
minutes. They change their minds
three and four times about the syrups.
They SIT down. They wait for the
froth to settle. They lick the spoon
before using it. They hold argu-
ments. When they can no longer find
excuse for tarrylng they get up
grudgingly and wish they had taken
something different from what they
did,"
But after all they are good
patrons" said the interrogater.
ooh, yes. About three out Of five
try to carry their checks off with them
for use another time, and those who
have to hand over tell us that some
body else's. soda water is twice as
good as ours!" JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20
What Ais the Country.

u URGLARs complain that receipts
have fallen OF thirty per cent.
in the last year.
Horse thieves are unit In saying
that there are no longer any horses
worth stealing, and that farmers who
used to sleep like logs are now sitting
up with shot-guns across their
knees.
Bank burglars used to make the
tour Of Europe every year, but for the
last two seasons they have not been
able to even occupy rooms at the sea-
shore.
The Chicago Beef Trust is Offering
five hundred dollars reward for an
excuse to raise the price Of meats
again, but nobody responds.
Grocers declare that as they can
no longer get five cents apiece for
cucumbers and tomatoes the business
Of the country is at q stand still.
Confidence men in convention last
week were unanimous In saying that
the scarcity Of suckers was making
this country place no longer worth
living In.
Wall Street is asking what has be-
come Of all the lambs?
Mining promoters are agreed that
all the fools in the United States must
have been taken into asylums.
It has got so that decent pick
pocket can no longer patronize the
frst-class hotels nor wear diamonds,
and from every corner of the land
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20
The June Bride.

TT was in mid-July Of last year.
Coming suddenly upon her daugh-
ter and finding her In tears, the
fond mother had asked:
"Estelle, what harrows your heart?
Do not fear to tell your mother all."
1T is. mother, that he cometh not"
was the reply.
You mean that you are dis
couraged about getting married?"
yves"
but you needn't be. He will come
in due time"
$50 will DEATH"
wen, II you feel that way about
1t we must hurry things up a bit.
Get on your hat, my dear, and go
forth to the swamp to gather buckle
berrtes. will let our tame bear loose
at the proper moment"
Thank; you mother. You are the
best mother in the world
Three-quarters Of an hour later, at
the huckleberry swamp, q bear rushes
into sight. A maiden's screams awake
the echoes. A young man passing
along the highway in his auto hears
the racket and rushes to the rescue.
Bear is licked to a fragile and the
maiden rescued. Love at first sight.
More love at second and third sights.
Will you be mine? will.
And among the very, very happy
June brides is Estelle. And among
the proud and happy mothers is her
own. And among the grinning, wink
ing tame bears is that Of her fathers,
who scratches his left ear with his
right hind-paw and whispers to him
self.
when you want to hurry things up
get bear to do it!''
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20
Wayside Wisdom.

Brass is q poor substitute for
brains
The greatness Of mans sorrows Is
known by his signs.
In the eyes Of the modern reformer.
whatever is, is wrong.
Cremation Is the burn from which
no traveller ever returns.
It IS easy to believe that rich
young woman Is beautiful.
i ! Heroes can be safely forgotten after
their monuments have been erected.
/ You never really find a man out
till you find the hours when he is in.
The milkman's pump is a we'll
spring of pleasure. but not fountain
Of honor.
Those who have mastered the art
Of dressing we'll without money I'M
derstand all about standing off the
tailor.
Virtue is not expensive. Probably
1t is for that reason that virtue Is
less fashionable than 1t would other
wise be. ....
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20

~ HE girl who filled his order for
ice-cream merely glanced at his
face and noticed that It carried q
lonesome look. When ne ordered
second dish she merely thought to
herself that he was cooling OF. The
order for the third dish rather sur
prteed her. and at the fourth she ven
tured to say:
''You must love ice-cream7'
"Oh, no." he replied - he finished
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20

the last Of It and called for q nth.
It was when he was eating MS
seventh that the girl went to the
manager about 1t, and the manager
came and said:
'.Don't you know that one can eat
too much ice-cream?" ...
Eyes, SIR"
II have seen people die Of It."
''Sure?" ...
"Certainly. You see.
Bring on the eighth dish. That's
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20
THE WAY SHE CURED HIN

THE WAY SHE CURED HIM.
Mrs Oldwed-Does your husband
still talk about his mothers cooking?
Mrs Newwed-Not since I invited
her to como and spend week with
VI and lot her do tho cooking.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20

FOR PROMENADE PURPOSES.
Why do you insist that fancy bath
ing suits ought to be encouraged?
Because they tend to prevent people
from going into the water. where they
might be drowned.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-06-20
THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED.

what I came in here for-to commit
suicide! Heap It up and don't be
stingy" JOE KERR.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
nTo Advertise Vermont

Speaking Of booming Vermont, the st.
Johnsbury Caledonian is led to suggest
that the editor of each Vermont news
paper in his Thanksgiving issue publish
something about that which he consid-
ers the best opportunity for investment
and development in his town or county
After this has been done then does the
Caledonian further propose that all
newspapers that can do so publish all
the articles that may appear.
The idea is good one, for what will
advance the welfare of one town will
advance the welfare Of the entire state
The larger White River Junction be-
comes, as trading center, the more
varied its commercial interests, and the
more people that come to live within
its town limits the better will be the
material welfare of all the people and
interests in all that territory Of which
it is the natural centre. AS a help to
this growth and to impart information
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
In China.

The little Manehus, going out to dine,
Cook slipped the prussbe, aud then there
were nine;
Nine little Manchus, headed for a fete
Met a bunch Of rebels, and then there
were eight;
Eight little Manchus--sort of royal leav-
Palace toppled over, and then there were
seven;
Seven little Manchus, using chop sticks
Waiter swung a Ratchet, and then there
were six;
Six little Manehus, glad they were alive
One. of 'em was captured, making cts
see-fve;
Five little Manchus, locked the cellar
door,
Some one found window, and then
there were four;
-Four little Manchus, each on Blended
knee,
One wasn't needed, and then there were
three;
Three little Manehus, in an awful stew
Boiling oil composed it--and then there
were two,
Two little Manchus, both upon the run
Couldn't reach the fortress, and then
there was one;
One little Manchu, age not far from
nine,
Writing out a message meaning, Il re.
sign"
Denver Republican.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
EEfRyGEl;KS'l!..:.s ! 20
Fur Coats to Rent.
l74 North Main Street, Barre, Vermont
The Big Store With Little Prices.

Angeles, which resulted in the death OF
twenty-one men, there is yet the posi-.
bility that murder was not in the hearts
of the men who placed the explosive
near the Los Angeles Times building,
that their intention was rather to de-
stroy property and that unforeseen cir
cumstances, developed by the nature of
the property damage, resulted in the
terrible human casualty list. If such
were really the case, one would hesitate
to hang James b. Mcnamara and the
coterie of men who were engaged in
the nefarious work with him, as il seems
almost certain that he was not alone.
Therefore, let us take more calm view
Of the case
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
10 DEVELOP the wells River valley.

Every section of Vermont is awak-
ening to increased business activity and
looking for ways and means for fur
ther progress. The only practical way
to bring this about is by utilizing the
materials and developing the resources
at our own door.
In looking to the development Of the
Wells River valley there should be a
united effort in the work of opening
up the granite industry here. The quar-
rying and manufacturing Of granite in
this valley is being successfully carried
on but it needs more business in this
line to make the progress there ought
to be here. To do this, more capital
must be invested, more energy put in
force and more united action on the
part of local business men. The millions
of Vermont money that has been sunk
in western blooms" had it been invested
IN developing the states granite hills,
water power, farming and other natur
al resources, would have proved safe
investments and source of sure in
come. Now, is an opportune time for
Vermont capital to develop Vermont
enterprises and no more favorable OPP
portunity is offered than here in the
Wells River valley The water power
in this valley is being turned into cleo
trio current, and quarrying and manufac-
turing granite here now has the benefit
Of modern appliances.
The industrial progress Of the Wells
River valley rests on the development
of its granite and this can only be
brought about by increased capital and
increased effort.--Groton Times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Fully as much excitement is being
stirred up over the election of command
er of the Vermont department, Grand
Army of the Republic, as there is about
the state election. Albert A. Niles of
Morrisville has been presented as can
didate for the position, and some of the
newspapers are calling upon Gov Mead
to do the "manly" thing and withdraw
from the contest in favor of Mr.. Niles.
Why not let the members of the depart
ment have the deciding voice as to whom
they want for commander, without going
through this newspaper process of elm
ination2 1t is largely an organization
affair and has confined interests because
of that
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
Debutaute Life Lesson.

There, little girl, don't ery
They have taken your doll, tits true
But they're planning clothes,
Cotillons, and beaus,
And grown.up parties for you.
Your love for dolly win soon pass by
There, little girl, don't cryl
There, little girl, don't cryl
They have taken your slate, It's true;
But you'll spend your days
In the rainbow haze
OF functions all sheld for you,
And school-slate problems will be
sponged dry
There, little girl, don't cry
There, little girl, don't cryi
They have taken your child-heart, It's
true;
But you're coming out,
And without doubt
Prince Charming viii come 10 you,
Bringing the romance for which you
sigh
There, little girl, don't cry!
Judge
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
Price Of Horses in Vermont.

A census bulletin shows that the aver
age price of mature horses in Vermont
is Sl0s79; in New Hampshire Sl24.66;
in Massachusetts, $l35s2; in Maine,
sl36 and in Rhode Island, Sl49.52. While
Vermont has been noted for its horses
in the past, it is at the foot of the list
in New England. At the same time
Vermont farmers and lumbermen are
paying more than twice the average
price for the kind Of horses they want
from the West. But we will not preach
to them because the progressive farmer
will see before we could tell him what
should be done and the unprogressive
farmer is beyond the effects of preach
ing. st. Johnsbury CALIFORNIAN.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

respecting the opportunities that abound
in White River Junction, The Landmark
will say that an urgent present need
Is a department store of the most mod
ern and comprehensive type. The peo-
pie for miles around come TO White
River Junction to trade, its out Of town
patrons are of continuously increasing
numbers, and to the end that all this
may not only continue but keep on in
ereasing, new factors Of trade must be
added without cessation. A down to
date department store has every chance
to prosper and expand here in White
River Junction.
As respects improvement and develop
ment, the one paramount need is the
removal of the county seat from Wood
stock to White River junction. Such
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

realization would infuse new life and
vigor in all sections of the county, which
to-day has 1000 less population than
il had so years ago, and only seven
men in each 100 in the county attend
church, and we fear this condition will
continue as long as the shire town Is
Woodstock A man TO get TO Wood
stock must first come to White River
Junction, and in view of this fact then
IL il but the part of wisdom to have the
county seat here. There is utter lack
OF community Of interest between Wood
stock and the other towns OF the county,
while as between White River juno
tion and all other towns Of the county
there is the same warm, harmonious,
and cheering heart beat.--White River
Junction Landmark.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

There hasn't been such a chance in a
long while for some big men to be
developed in Congress. Most of the
near-big men are now engaged in looking
after higher Office and are really too
busy to serve the country in their best
capacity Therefore, few men with
real ability and without political ambi-
ton beyond their present station can do
wonders with legislation.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
The Latest Version.

Mary had little lamb
read il in book
They thought she did not need It, so
Away the lamb they took.
When Mary got it back again
From a Chicago shop,
She had to pay about two bits
For every little chop.
leave me the wool at least" said she
But echo answered, "Nayj
That part of it is tangled up
Somewhere in Schedule X"
Washington Star
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

The newspapers both within and with
out the state have noticed the shooting
episodes at Stowe and Johnson lasS
week Morisville Messenger.
Furthermore, they have noticed that
no one has been brought to time for
the occurrences.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Lest there be some mistake, it ought
TO be stated that the White River june
ton Landmark still stands stronger than
ever; it is the White River Junction
landmark that was wiped out by fire
the other day. A difference in the size
of the letter makes a great difference
in the meaning.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

The Barre Times thinks that legisla.
lures might get along without paying
salary to clergymen acting as chap
lains. Well. at first thought this might
be done; but very often legislatures re-
tain lawyers to help them about some
job and pay good sum for the same,
and the work is not half as hard and
trying as it is for minister to pray for
a legislature. The chaplain has a hard
time of it and the pay shouldn't be be-
grudged him.--Morrisville News and
Citizen.
Three minutes every morning and
plenty to pray for at that. Is that a
hard jobY
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
DEMANDS FOR THE FULL PENALTY

DEMANDS FOR THE FULL PENALTY
In the bitterness of feeling at having
been so grossly misled, some men who
are prominent in labor Union circles are
demanding that the fullest penalty of
the law be inflicted on the Mcnamara
brothers who confessed to great crimes
out in Los Angeles. Fullest penalty of
the law means hanging for James b.
Mcnamara and life Imprisonment foy
John J, Mcnamara. After further con-
sideration of the situation, those same
leaders who now demand hanging for
the one and life Imprisonment for the
other self-eonfessed criminal will prob.
ably recede from their hastily reached
position, Awful as was the crime OF
blowing up the newspaper office in Los
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
Pension Your Family.

You can by insurance provide that il
they are unfortunate enough to lose you
they win not also lose the necessary
living income.
National Life ms. Co.. of vt. tMu.
tual.) S. S. Ballard, general agent, Law
renee building, Montpelier, Vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Dillingham; of Vermont, with his years
of experience, ought to take position as
one of the most reliable men of the
Senate. Frequent designations of Others
nre causing him TO be one of the vet
Grams of that body.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
wILLIAMSTOwN.

Regular communication Of Summit
lodge, No. I04, j. and A. NJ, Wednesday
Dec. 9, at 1880 p. m. All members are
requested to be present, as there is inn
portant business to be transacted. The
trustees should be present without fail
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
Sen. Wetmore's Wide Renown.

Senator Wetmore's announcement that
he will not be a candidate for re-elec-
ton hasn't been properly noted, perhaps.
Yes, he is from Rhode Island, and aft
err 10 years of service in the Senate
he is known from one end of the state
to the other Springfield, Mass, Repub-
lican.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Dartmouth didn't beat Harvard but
continues to rake in the shekels-S20O,-
900 at one rake. College isn't all foot.
ball victories.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
JINGLES AND JESTS
The Greed Of the Wood.

The Greed OF the Wood.
A Whit Of forest scent,
Balsam and fern,
Won from dreary mood
My hearts return,
From its discomfort,
joys runaway,
To the sweet, wise wood
And the laughing day.
Simple as dew and CLEAN
Is the creed of the wood;
The Beautiful gave us life,
And life is good.
Be the world but dream,
Let the world 60 shod
With peace, not strife,
For the Dreamer is God.
Katharine Lee Bates, in Suburban Lii,
or December.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
CURRENT COMMENT
Proof Of Fitness.

The new White House secretary is
from Vermont. This is proof of fit
ness.-Concord, N. H., Patriot.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

To keep down the obituaries in this
paper, keep of thin ice.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Someone please put curb on Will
liam J. Burns. Although he is a great
detective, self-praise will not show it.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

There are few more cities in China
yet to fall, but none more softly than
delicate Marking.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

It is no joke when the comic supple
ments are attacked, as in Boston al
present.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

w. Morgan Shuster, the erstwhilt
American, is now Persian lamb.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Entered at the post Office at Barre as
second-class matter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Published every weekday afternoon
Subscriptions: One year, $3-O0i one
month, rs cents; single copy, / cent
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

Frank E. Langley, Publisher.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04
A PRIZE NUMBER

article small sold auction Prizes awarded
Tickets be presented time awarding good chance
secure gift Remember the City the plac
for good bargains. o. H. HALE, AUCTIoNEER
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1911-12-04

We Clean, Press and Repair Clothing.