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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Better a live dog than a still alarm.
Consider the running expenses of fast
young man.
Don't cry-unless there's someone
around with a tear mop
Many an honest dollar acquires faint
through association.
When a cyclone gets busy with man s
property It's an awful blow.
A woman's clothes do not matter 80
much II her complexion pleases her,
II a mother says her boy is sensitive"
it's a safe bet that he is spoiled.
It's awfully hard for a girl 10 forgive
the right young man for not kissing her.
The average man doesn't think he IS
having a good time unless he makes Il
fool of himself.
No man can be a cYnc until he has as
sociated with a woman who is the real
thing in that line.
Some men never succeed in putting their
best foot forward because they are I'M
able to decide which one II is.
As long as there are people in the world
who try to get something for nothing Z,
lot of other people will he able to live
without work.-New York Globe.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

procedure in establishing new one.
How could one do so7 The people had
conferred upon creation OF their own
the power to initiate but had not de-
prived themselves OF the right to act
duce to the common veal. The delegation
was not abdlcation. To convert the for
mer into the latter would have been a
step backwards towards the old thrones
whose occupants had claimed divine ap-
pointment. to admit that tho people had
conferred vested rights against them
selves, to have made masters Of what
they had just declared to be accountable
trustees and servants"
To say that such was the intention of
the trainers OF our constitution would pro-
claim failure OF their efforts and be a
Islander upon their memory. They would
have as soon embodied in that instru-
ment n new oath OF allegiance to the old
king. Had any delegate to the Windsor
convention proposed such a provision he
would have been denounced ms an ennis
sary Of the enemy It is not supposabe
that the delegates, made impatien to de-
part by the news OF the fall of Ticon-
deroga, would have tarried "A moment fol
the reading of the document that they
had drafted In order that 1t might be ac'
claimed amid the thunders of n storn
that seemed to their piety a providentia.
approval Of their work. If they had un
derstood that they were making theii
declared trustees and servants masters
Of their sovereignty for any specific pc
Rod Of time. 1t was with no such under
standing that they rushed across thu
mountains to defend their homes by trail
whose every blazed tree might become
| eallows or beneath whose shade the!
might sleep, the scalpless victims OF
savage foe The great purpose for which
! they had met was to make a written proc
| lamation of the peoples sovereignty am
| to preserve TO the people the power o
primal and organic Legislation The,
never did. and none Of their successor
ever have, robbed the people OF tina
power.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
VERNON" GAME LAWS.

U'rom the Rrnttleboro ReformerD
In view of the near approach of the
hunting season the following resume Of
the Vermont game laws, revised to date
is OF general interest;
Wild ducks and geese, September l to
January ]; bag limi, % per day. Wood
ducks protected at all times.
Rabbits and hares, September II to
March !; limit SIX per day
Gray squirrels, September Is to Deem
Der j; limit five per day
Ruffcd grouse and woodcock September
Il to November Is; limit five per day %
in a season.
quail snipc and plover, September 10
to December |; limit five a day.
one deer with antlcrs not less than three
inches IN length; season for 1911 being
November Is, IT, H. is, 20, Il, %, %, "a
and %, head of deer to be exhibited to
nearest game warden.
Muskrat mink, raccoon, fox, skunks and
other furbearers protected until October
10,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
THE BIG CHEESE FINISHED
(From the Milwaukee Evening Wiscon-

SIM
The great Appleton cheese. Weighing
u 90 pounds. which is to be exhibited at
the national dairy show in Chicago from
October p to November 4, and which con-
tains milk from 1000 cows. has been fin
ished and photographed and is without
doubt The largest uni; of human nourish-
ment in existence on the globe. 1t is now
ripcning and getting gooder every min
ute"
Tie Appleton monster cheese like chi
Cages skyscrapng building, represents
the present age OF vast achievements. in
which practically nothing is too big TO be
done If men elect to do It,
The Badger state. renowned for the
quality Of its cheese as well as for the
quantity Of cheese which 1t puts upon the
market is indebted to Appleton for hav-
ing ARRANGED to advertise Wisconsin )
dairy industry at the forthcoming national
show with the largest cheese ever put to-
gether in the history of the world.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
THE BEAUTY PARLOR.

Lady Duff Gordon, at dinner in New
York. praised the beauty parlor
1T has put back the clock at least 10
years for woman she said. The woman
of 50 to-day. thanks to the beauty parlor,
looks hardly 35. In fact | might almost
say that there are no Old women any
more"
Up to what age can woman still be
called young" pretty Grandmother ask
ed pensively.
NO matter what her years, said Lady
Dun-GorGOn, "a woman is still Young So
Ions as she can make Il man jealous. -
Washington Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
TERESA GIGGLED.
When the Judge Snid ~ Month, in Jail
She StoUprd.

Teresa Pa2ha, nbou: 4 wears of age,
walled into city court Monday morning
and gigglcd. William Grocnough tho
man whom Teresa hit bnci ol the car
with a stove litter, lowered about, too,
but hc didn't pigrlc.
Teresa pleaded guilty to breach of the
peace, ana g"Fled Thon she riggled
some more, and then snickerod. Then
Judge Palmer announced that her sem
tcnce would be To serve not less than Ia
months nor more than IS months in Jail,
and Teresa ceased giGging The sltua-
tion had ceased to be humorous.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
WANTED.

When you want anything, advertise
in the new special column OF this
paper. Some bargains are offered
there this week which it will pay you
10 read about Sec page two This
every week and one cent word will
reach them all.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

Thank goodness, they are married at
last. We do not need to Identify the
couple further than to say they VIII
take their honeymoon on a yacht, and
OF famous breakfast food.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

Or. D. *. Pearson, who thought he
had given away all of his money. sue
ceeded in digging up an additional
paltry $4,000 for the Chicago cit
Missionary society. Or. pearson's
money may he like the widows meal
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

paper mills, quietness is noted Some
granite manufacturers at Hardwick re-
port plenty of work on hand and some
ahead. General retail trade at Lyndon
willie is reported good. crop reports show
good yield there
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

(Flom the HrocktOn Tines
The nght over the Eddy estate is evil
dence that the love of the material, at
least. Is greater than the immaterial
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

members of the Vermont delegation
will he found true to the traditions Of
the state and the protection of Yer
monts extensive dairy interests.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14
The President of the State Uni
versity Given an Ovation.
ADVISES All to Have Faith in Theit
Fe'iowmcn and to Avoid CuItiva-
ton of the Spirit of the
Pharlsee.

ton OF the University of Vernon, rho
Montpelier journal speaks of the even, i,
part follows:
Although not on the program. Stat.
Superintendent Of Education Mason s.
Stone and Superintendent Of Schools 8
6. Hutchinson were heard with pleasure
Both paid high tribute to the Seminary
and spoke of the advance Of education
Or. f. a. Bishop was referred to by Mr.
Stone as 'the man who has stood by the
institution and given 1t that character for
which It is known and esteemed Mr.
Hutchinson said: 1T is great thing TO
be in an institution like this II is
great thing to be in college. Think Of II
and get there"
The speaker of the evening was DR..
Guy Potter Benton Of the University Of
Vermont. Burlington, who was greeted
with great applause Dr. Benton was fol.
lowed with close interest in an excellent
address, in which he said in part:
II count myself very happy indeed for
the privilege to be with YOU This is the
realization OF a long deferred visit and
am in the same class a. the Old couoIe
always late to church who arrived on
time on one occasion. The old man said
to the old woman: We're first at last
but We've always been behind before If
! am impressed tonight with ono thing
more than any other. It has been the
splendid spirit OF this institution I have
heard of the seminary a great many
years Or Bishop is one Of my warm
friends In fact. he wa largely instru-
mental in bringing me from Ohio 20 Yer
mont and was the first 20 suggest the
matter to mo, orally, at least love to
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

The best real estate investment that
will be made in this city this week will
be made by an ad readeri
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-09-14

Terms-S1 90 X Year. In Advance.
DAILY by mail S1.cO IL year 10 advance.
RATE IN CANADA.
DAILY. 1900 a year In advance.
WEEKLY. $500 year In advance.
FREE PRESS ASSOCIATION.
Publishers, DurIipRton. VI.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
g, .tsgS q EcHRlsIoPHER,s SECOND VOYAGE.

''aIlS FitcHRlsToPHERs SECOND VOYAGE. y
Columbus (wko 1t VIII be recalled
citizens discovered America in 1922 arrived
greeted with loud acclaim
reods In the livery
Christopher to swell appecb that he
America aagn and ubdue the
History he sailed
further particulars of his whereabouts He
plated proceeded
Of thesh
lack building material and lowered
the head
natives while scattering large number
Of vital about the with
valor returned home greeted with
though he discovered America twice after
looked mage and
andwiched in between the insurance column and tho
Columbus died leaving nperlshabe name
and life insurance speak ;Asi 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

>>'-teenses Sss,ued.- 800 ''.ttf'filoi
A marriage license was issuetf yes!
terday by the county clerk TO Fran
cesco S. Julano. and Rosa Marasco,
both OF Chiefton.
Vital Statistics.
Birth and death certificates were
filed yesterday with the county clerk
for recording as follows:
Deaths-H. Gaskins. one: Births
Dr. w. II. Kunst. two.
Deeds Recorded.
Deeds were received yesterday at
the Office Of the county clerk for re-
cording as follows:
Thomas S. Neptune and wife to G.
L. Ashmore, q parcel OF land In the
Monongahela Industrial Company's
East Side Addition to the City OF Fair
mont; consideration s425.
Monongahela Industrial Company to
Thomas S. Neptune. parcel CT land
in the company's East Side Addition
to the city OF Fairmont; considera-
ton $3.50.
Woodlawn Cemetery Company to c.
w. Martin, a parcel of land In the
above mentioned cemetery; consid'
Grafton 5000.
Alexander Winnie and wife to the
.Iamison Coal and Coke company. q
parcel OF land in Lincoln district;
consideration 500.
Mollie ]. Arnett to A. ]. Arnett, a
parcel OF land near Fairmont: con.
sideratiop 81 and other valuable con-
siderations.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
scHwAR's VIEW OF LUCK.

Charles NJ. Schwab. like most sue.
cessful men, has no belief In luck.
Mr.. Schwab, in d recent address In
his native Loretto, said:
II advise mS,young Loretto to rely
on their brains and muscles, and to
put oil thought OF luck away from
them.
"a Loretto boy said to me the other
day:
"tMr. sthwab; what is luck?'
Luck, my lad, ! replied, rs the
thing TO Which We give the credit for
our successful friends hard work.
New York Press. 4.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
TIE DIVINE sARA,s RULE.

Nine. I,ernhardt. at supper in New
York, smiled alphabetically over the
story of n young actor who had ap'
piled vainly for the post Of secretary
to n rich widow.
"Hefailed. understand" said Nine.
Dcrnhardt. because lie didn't wear his
best clothes. Now. young girl. APP
plying for q sccretaryship TO an elder
ly milliUpairc. would never mako such
II mistake as that.
Il believe, do you know that the one
great difference between men and
women Is. this: 4 -,
when an important step is to be
taken man asks. What shall ! say?'
la woman, What shall,l put on?'"-
Detroit Free Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
ADMINlsTRAToR sy SALE STOCK
CERTIFICATES.

ADMINIsTRAToR OBS SALE sTocKS
cERTlFlchTEs
NOTICE IS HEREBS GiyENITHAr
] WILL OFFER FOR SALE AT PUB:
Lie AUCTION AT TIE FROM
DOOR OF THE CO RT HOUSE or
MARION COUNTY, ats 3 OCT ocfs
p. M. ON SATURDAY, deem HER
2, THE FOLLOWING DESCRIBED
PROPERTY OF THE LATE j, p.
AsHcRkFT: 4.
1875 SHARES OF THE CAPITAL
STOCK OF. THE POINT M UNTAIfs
COAL AND LUMBER COMPANY
PAR VALUE $500 PER SHARE.
F. NJ. AsHcRAFT, ADM r., 4 !. n
AsHcRAFT, DECEASED. 8,
THIS SALE is CONTINUED TILL,
SATURDAY, DECEMBER z, 1911,
AT THE SAME PLACE AND SAME
HOUR AS HERETOFORE ADvER.,
Used. u
r. N. AsHcRAFT, ADMIR-. d. Ii
AsHcRAFT, DECEASED,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

tie slow In getting started in the au-
itomobile BUSINESS, there are many
who Sisy That wow lead.
4 ": n
"A factory IS to be started on the
Thames. at Barking, for the extract
ion Of rubber from the latex OF the
Tirucalli trees which are SO prolific
in Natal. ,ig3.i3 +6@ q
"a t31sHs "a rrt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

There are now employed agnumber
Of processes whereby wood can be 50 &,
altej I'D IN character that sitSbetomes
alma 4 tireproof, and is nolionger la.
pie TO sry.rot or any Of the disipt.-
grraltions thai come under the he.u OF
dIsay. ~ oa5
subscribe for tas We5t iylrginIapy
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

brides have worn 1t. 1t is believed
to. have brought good luck to all who
have entered married HE under It's
auspices. The, garment has been
shipped 10 Mckinney Texas, where
the nineteenth bride, a granddaughter
Of the maker, VIII wear II at her mar.
riage.
Henry C. King. a fruit. grower Of
Fairfield, H., after having received
$50 answers TO his advertisement for
a wife, chose" Miss Bessie Southers,
Of Kentucky After being married
three weeks they quarre!ed and she
left him, King said to (. friend,
Just to think OF 1t! i had my choice
OF 5s5 candidates. and picked a lem.
ont" King is SO years old.
Mrs. Louise Smith, OF Hastings,
Michigan, who took Reuben Smith for
her third husband, is suing for a d.
vorce. and thinks If any one gets n
decree she oughti She says Smith in.
slsts on sleeping with his feet instead
Of his head on the pillow.
DR.. Thomas ]. Allen. Of Eureka
Springs, says that whenathe average
man eats a steak, mikes In some po-
tatoes and bread. uses some other
, WOO OF a hi nc and tons nfr With nie ic In
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

THE BEST LAND pRoPoslrloN
ever offered in Weat Virginia. M
DUsTRIAL ACRE TRACTS can bo.
bought now at prices ranging from
100000 to $4,000 per tract ONLY
oNE-TENTH cash, balance quarter
" payments. long time. See An.
thony Bowen, or Joe ?. F1emming.I
Room IS Trust building. Fairmons.
W. Va 81. u & V!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

The wealth of the Rothschllds is put
at s2,000,O00,OOO This is four times
the probable wealth of all the Rookie
fellerS.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

FOR RENT-Two rooms furnished
for light housekeeping. Apply 500
Locust avenue or call Consolidated
telephone BLK.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

FOR RENT-6 room house, Walnut
avenue, between 7th ana 9th ST.,
See w. H. Kelly.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms
with board and light house keep
ing. Apply ZIG Hamilton st.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

The city council of Chilliwack. B.
C., hes decided to erect bent brld-
&c over Hope Slough, at Wells street
in that town.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms with
or without light housekeeping. Mrs
Robertson, Cor. Monroe and High.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

.FouNo-Lady's pocket book: own
er may recover 1t by calling ut the
West yirginian office and serbs.
ling it together-Sf viii contents and
paying % cents for this ad. s.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
ODD AND STRANGE.

s. J. y y = e I'd - 4 . e.
The custom at Butte, Montana, OF
horse racing after, funerals is about
10 be broken up. These races on the
cemetery flats five miles OF level road,
have In yariably attended every fun
eral, and heavy betting is sometimes
INDUCED on the outcome. The pro-
cessions to the grave are decorous,
but on the return the widest kind Of
riding is the rule. An attempt was
made to break It up by imposing
fine OF $40. but It had no effect as the
fine was made part OF the wager.
Judge Boehr now announces that he
will make the fine s1O0 for fast driv.
Ing regardless OF circumstances.
Horse racing at funerals is an instl.
tuition as old as the city itself.
Fifteen years ago Cornelius Sch.
roder, OF Inman, Kansas, tore "A hole
In his trousers, and asked his wife
and four daughters to mend them.
III you want them mended, do it
Yourself" was the reply. Schroeder
did SO, but he was angry over It, and
left the house declaring he would new
er come back until they apologizcd.
a few days ago Schroeder was arrest.
ed in Kansas City, Mo-. for fighting.
An account OF his arrest was read
by his daughter, cirs. Lizzie Austin,
of Gage, Oklahoma, who wrote him,
offering to apologize and sending her
father a railroad ticket to come to
her. Schroeder decided to accept. He
is now 70 years old. His wife died
several. years ago.
Miss Emma Charlesworth, OF Horn.
ell. N. Y, aged "a years, is dead from
a peculiar cause. In passing out of a
drugstore she slipped on cement
step and fell backward. The teeth
OF comb she was wearing were drlv
en- into her brain and she died short.
ly afterward.
The famous Stroud petticoat is
about to be worn again. It was made
fifty-hve years ago by Miss Emma
Stroud. while she was n pupil in a
Georgia college. She wore i at her
marriage, and since then seventeen
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
MUCH AND LITTLE.

On April 10 there were In tie Uni.
ted States 51.63S.590 sheep, OF which
1912 were in the South.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

RooMsFor rent, rooms for light
| housekeeping or to roomers, apply
/ A05 Locust avenue. 34
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

.FoUND-Fraternlty: pin Delta Sigma
Delta" Owner may have same by
calling at First ward store, sdescrib7
ing pin and paying for advertising
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

HoUsE-For rent five room house.
J. B. Crowl, A street, East Park.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

EoR RENT-One nicely furnished
room. Apply SIT Walnut avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms,
suitable far light housekeeping.
4 Apply 11o4 Sth street, iFifth4ward
Near; Locust aYeniie. ~: =. ;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

While the United States was lit.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

FOR RENT-one nicely furnished
large front room. 6l9 4th street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
UlNA.!p,A.!RALLEp oFFER5 AVE. W..

ENCLOSING, Resolutions, Diplomat.
Certificates. Memorials, Show Gard
Lettering and Pen Work of every
description, executed In thorough
manner at reasonable prices. DR.
ion Business College, Z. Q. Mtnos.
Mgr. a s a 4. x &
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
WANTED

cook-Wanted an experienced cook
at New Crystal Restaurant, Yost
Flats.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

..,..---- liIINITl TTlIUI -
WANTEo-Good girl ior general
house work. white. Apply 40S 4tu
st.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

OFFICE RooMs-For rent three
rooms on third floor Jacobs build.
Ing. Apply Geo. NJ. Jacobs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22

WANTEo-Clean cotton rags for use
on presses. West Virginian office.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-11-22
FOR REM

RooM-one furnished room. Apply
42S Jackson St, slmon's Flats. Mrs.
! w. H. Black.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-04-21
THOUGHT DEATH WAS CERTAIN
Man Hangs Over Abandoned Well for
Two Hours and When Exhausted
Drops Six Inches.

Sharon. Pa.-While tramping Over a
field to make a short cut to his home
at a late hour George Hoven walked
on the boards of an abandoned well
and fell through. He was able to
grab hold of a ~crossbeam and succeed.
ed In linking his arms about it. Then
he screamed for help, but his cries
were not heard.
After clinging to the support for
about two hours Hoven began to grow
weak. The freezing air was also tell
ing on him and he was fast losing
his strength. He offered up a prayer
and allowed his arms to relax. He
fell, expecting to be killed. Instead,
he dropped only six inches, as the
we'll had been filed in within about
Ave feet of the top. The fright at
tending the moments while he hung
suspended in the air completely UNI
nerved him.
The New era-leader. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1911-1912, 1911-04-21
THIS RAILWAY RUN BY SAIL
Strange Craft Attain an Average
Speed Of Thirty to Forty Miles
an Hour.

Valparaiso, Chile.-The most re-
variable railway of its kind in the
world is that between A~ntafagasta and
Orouro In Chile. An engineer in
charge of some important government
coast improvements found the time
spent by workmen in carrying materi-
ais from the little town to the place
OF operations a costly item. He hit
upon q most novel scheme to over
come the difficulty which proved sue.
cessful from the start.
He took advantage Of the trade
winds which prevail in these regions.
Finding that during several hours in
the morning and evening there was q
stih breeze blowing he had a large
number OF fair-sized box cars built
which not only accommodated the men
coming and going to work, but also
proved amply sufficient to transport
the material needed for construction