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From the Louisville CourierJournal. ...
Mr.. Taft admits that he shaves him
self every morning. and II he wants to
make himself the most beloved Of Presi-
dents let him tell US how to keep razors
sharp.
Ffum the Houston Post
Mr.. Bryan ought to remain In Wash
ington all during the special session to
advise the Democrats.
From the New York Telegram.
President Taft's boldest stand for peace
was made when he advised harmony IA
the D. A. r. ranks.
From the Detroit News .-
George Washington's head is on the
message half Of the double postcards.
while Martha's is on the reply. Woman
will have the last word.
From the Philadelphia Pres.
President Taft appears to find him
self pretty much at home everywhere
and with both parties in the United
States save with the factions opposed to
reciprocity.
From the Philadelphia Record.
When 1t comes to finding out what ails
us Representative Moore knows more
than Taft or the rest Of the country.
He is "agin" reciprocity. He is ''agfh"
cheaper food. He is "agin" any old
thing that smacks Of a departure from
discredited policy. Or 10 "Hampy''
playing to the gallery?
From the Kansas City Star.
Mr.. Guggenheim, appointed this week
to place on the Senate Committee on
Conservation of National Resources. win
see to 1t that the public domain does not
fall into the hands Of ignorant men who
have no appreciation of its value.
From the Pittsburg Post.
DR.. Wiley. the government microbe ex-
pert, has declared war on headache
powders. There is always something
left for the good doctor to get after.
From the Atlanta Constitution.
Washington Is merely amused at the In
cident OF the Dutch lowering the nag in
the Orient. The Dutch are too wise to
want all of our possessions there.
From the New Orleans PicayuDe
The Department Of Agriculture has 10
sued a pamphlet Incorporating its inves-
LEGATIONS Of cheese The conclusion 10
that cheese is one Of the most nutritious
and healthful of foods. The Spokane
Spokesman-Review. noting the findings
of the department. reJoices because the
Welsh rabbit is established thereby a.
an article Of diet as sane as 1t is paia-
table.
From the Pittsbury Gazette-TimeA
Nicholas Longworth for Ambassador to
Germany? Coming from Cincinnati, Mich
olas would find Berlin just like home.
From the Louisville ouuria,Jounal.
1t may amuse Uncle Joe Cannon to set
up q blackboard and act schoolmaster to
the House. but he might remember that
there are some pretty big boys in school
able to lick the-teacher.
From the New York World.
For an Obsolete" Constitution, a. Rep
Victor Berger. the Socialist
member from Milwaukee. terms It. fos-
silixed Supreme Court stiil finds pretty
effective uses.
From the Philadelphia Telegraph
It Is hardly likely that Washington
viii send warship to retake the island
seized by the Dutch. In fact, what con-
Germs the authorities most relative to the
AFFAIR is the fear that the Dutch won't
tie . rope around It and TOW It up to
Holland.
From ths Atlanta Constitutim.
The Congressional Record. always In
the limelight. doesn't appreciate the
free advertising Il receives
Fsum tAe chicago Rensd-Hesah
Secretary Nagel thinks there y coal
snoush IN this country to last Tor thou-
lands oe pears. % there seems to b 10
Iihslihood that coal stfikes wiI 80 -
ont Of feAhioh 8
nd EoAdue Hast