Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-06-17
A VERY WISE
YOUNG MAN


how her smiles were to be distrib.
uted.
yes. wish Edith were more tract
able" sighed the mother.
"Tractable!" exclaimed the son.
why, hadn't spoken 20 words to
her when she famed up and said
needed a guardian myself. I'm "a and
she is under 20 and yet she will not
take my advice. What are you going
to do with such girl?"
I'VE will have to argue with her"
Can you argue with a girl who has
her fists doubled up? Now let's go
over the list again. There is Waters,
who is a perfect ninny. There Is
Thompson, who hasn't got dollar.
There Is Rush. who is a perfect sissy.
There Is Alvord. who sings passably
well. but will never earn $25 a week.
There Is Clingham. who is living on
his poor old mothers bounty. The
whole five rolled into one wouldn't
make man and yet she keeps them
dangling around her."
Edith Somers had at least the FIVE
callers named at the family council.
Two or three OF them hid escorted
her to the theater. Another had ia
ken her to the horse show. She had
bowed to them on the a -enue or in
the park and she had chatted and
smiled at home. What of it? Can't
a girl do that and much more without
being In love? Her 24-year-old broth
er Will say no. Edith Somers hadn't
yet given thought to marriage
In his class were three different
young Tl5n Fred liked exceedingly
we'll. He invited them by turns to
run down home with him and OF
course sister Edith met them. AS far
as Fred could make out they were
simply added to the five heretofore
mentioned. He believed they were
impressed. but just as soon rs he be-
gan sounding their praises Miss Edith
began talking with the canary or
playing with the cat When re turn
ed and began criticising them she
would go to the piano and strike up
ragtime
Another family council was called.
Il throw mp my bands!" announced
Fred in tones OF despair.
whats she done now" meaning
Edith.
Got two more! One has been in
an insane asylum. believe. and the
other will soon get there. started to
say something TO her an hour ago,
but she elevated her nose and walk
ed Off"
II had five beaux at one time
myself" replied TIE mother, who
thought the case had not yet arrived
at the danger point.
but she's got 10 and more coming
every minute!"
But she cant care for them all"
But you see she'll pick out the
poorest one of the lot!
Summer opened; Fred came home
on his vacation and the trio went to a
lake resort. The dozen danglers were
heart-broken. but Edith Somers didn't
seem bit cast down. At the end of
fortnight new face appeared at
the Somcrs' table. Fred sized up the
stranger and said to himself:
"Iiomcly enough to stop clock. No
fear of Edith taking to him"
And after several furtive glances
across the table Edith said to herself:
Strong. sensible. unromantic.
might Lille him."
After three or four days there we're
introductions. The stranger was
George French. mining engineer
Mr.. French was invited to go out In
a sail boat with the trio Mr.. Fred
was "a years old and he took charge
OF the boat There was no great call
for wisdom in the managing Of q sail
boat I'm n gusty day. All that Is need.
ed is about five years experience.
Ten minutes OF exhilaration and
then gust struck her and she went
over The wise Fred was tangled I'D
with the sail and the two ladies were
ready to go to the bottom when Mr..
French got clear OF the rope tangled
about his legs and began work. He
reached out an arm for all and gath.
cred them to the overturned boat and
directed and chilled and encouraged
until the rescuer came.
II was three months later that Fred
Somers said to his sister:
Eddie. what's become OF that civil
engineer"
"Out west. believe" was the an.
swer.
Say. now, ! was in hopes"
"Yes?"
"Why don't your"
"He hasn't quite asked me to yet.
but I expect he will in his next let.
ter"
And you'll"
"Oh. run along and have me com
mitted TO n private asylum! You are
"a years old and very. very wise
young nam"
The Monster.
Judge-Io claim that your husband