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Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31

Very much Council Blufs'-in oth- CT words meaning that he was any thing but mirth provoker behind the footlights. He quit after a few weeks on the road and since then he has never again attempted to elevate the stage.
 Next came Capt. 4. C. Anson. Not only was ke a great and well known character whose name was a house held word wherever the great game of baseball was discussed, but he al- so interested no less a playwright then the late Capt Holt. the man who wrote tlss Rag Baby. Stranger in New York and twenty ether great successes, 10 write piece for him. So Anson started out with "A Run. away.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31
WORK WILL SOON START

after you take Dr. King New Life Pills, aad yOH'll quickly enjoy tbCir fine results. Constipation and indi- gestion vanish and hne appetite re- turns They regulate stomach. liver and bowels and imnart new strength and energy 70 the whole system Try them. Oniy 25c at all druggrsts.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31
Letter to Dr. KiineT & Co., Binghamtont ~. Y
Prove What suamp-F0ot wiH % for

Prove whst swamp-ROot Win Do for
 You
 Send Co pr Kilmer & Co., BIna hamutoa, N. F.. fer a sample bottle It will convince anyone. You will also receive a Looiliat Of valuable in fnrr83fi0n. tcuiVg ali abOuJ the kid nays and bladder When writing. ha sure and mention the Bisbee Daily Review. Reruiar nf;y-ceut and one dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stOles
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31

When you have a bilious attack give Chamberlain,s Tablets trial They are excellent For sale by all dealers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR RENT-I4 room brick house. completely furnished. close in, ap- ply John ( Haigler. 243
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31

FOR sAI.E-cottsge. close tn. Ss00. $50 down and s15 a month. Your
 rent money will pay for this home
 in 8 few months. Address P. o.
 Box 330. 24S.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31

FOR SALE-Rooming house of IT
 rooms. Suitable for boarding house
 inquire Globe Hotel Back of Cen tral School Bldg. 325.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-31

Production of oulcksiver.
 California mines have yielded mora han one hundred million dollars of quicksilver ln the last sixty yearA
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
Tuesday. May 9.
1911
OBSERVATIONS

THE california outlook bright Los Angeles pub
nS1 state oaooks editorials a., n or,
-1e Get the best you can
HORSES and Am Competent Think" asked
the n Son almost not ns sHsS
You competent anybody @ Ss oe
the Horses and the Farmer said they all
At the end six
Ass'e os ss no s % s
things to pieces We must ss1 % OF n% a. your Gall Offering an
subject Competent decide an important
Love competent
watched them working decide what Ones
certainly not said the Farmer that ,.. three
times and said softly MY is a chump
viii unreasonable assumption virtue the part of
shield crooked and as the Of
rool,su Caught won't
Hmm SeD,nS the Possibility s na S0 solely
ns s.. snssnnsS ns Pap . soft
pedal heightened bankers prison.
shyser lawyers
a conduct ae ws ass has
so but Of the a%"' Mehods
guilt as MsSs0ee reacts aSe and the blind way aoe
win follow lead @ "a T9 or Sgs psD D ,
who seize the present incident to give point to
sn lodge church who snned
for ss Oh SUS individuals
unfair and foolish that both are bound to hap
his maui in hand and driven wedge
the progressive senators
Sne101-.n OF al n T @0 This
e 5s wine that Re Re
conventions, particularly its national conven'
To be sure the
but ne never a6 s ,hn n Se that when o he
to soS crack ''''''S ''' : -
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
ADVERTISING TALK.
Continued from page IL

ing the season? Then, at the
end of the sea son, if all the gar
ments have not been sold-re-
duce the price to get rid of them.
To just fix n price according
to the whim of the buyer or the
merchant, as he prices evident
ly were fixed in this instance, is
playing fast and loose with pub
lie confidence-and that sort of
thing DOES NOT WORK OUT
in the end.
No business can ever be
builded on a SOUND BUSI-
NESS BASIS by such methods.
1t is this policy, still followed by
some merchants, that makes
many people doubt the advertis-
ing that is printed.
Every merchant is entitled to
a FAIR BUSINESS PROFIT on
every piece of merchandise he
sells, and this business profit
should be added to the cost of
every article.
But this policy of trying to
make people believe they are
getting something for nothing
belongs to the DARK AGES
of advertising, and, | am glad to
say, is gradually dying out.
The quicker it does die out,
the better it will be for business
generally.
Ito be Continued.)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
From Another Point of View

IN
Rut ma who stakes the graduate
in on the
Now we hear seedless
ssionalt s
eiN
think he automobile ord
nance that be the reckless drivers?
-~-~N
elevator in
next together his savings of $500 Going down!
an
pulpit
sell
navy ZONES on
hisp apped a Good boy, Davy!
tired OF this eternal
gtanko railroad lines will find
some fellow who job of his hands
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
TWo-MINUTE VAUDEVILLE.

Thud-Heres a volume of poems,
Slap Who is your favorite poet?
Slap-My favorite poet? Why, Job.
Thud-Tut, tut, man, he was an
ancient poet. He wrote nothing but
lamentations.
Slap-No. he's a modern poet il he
wrote nothing but Howells.
Thud-By the same rule you'd say
that Homer wrote baseball jingles,
wouldn't you
Slap--Nope; jingles are short
poems and Homer wrote only Long.
fellows.
Thud-But the brief ones sometimes
sell for as much as the lengthy ones.
Slap-That's because they have a
better Field. The price they get de-
ponds upon how much a Wordsworth.
Thud-But the real hot stun poet
was Burns.
Slap like Browning-his stun is
so much done. Did you ever read
Schiller?
Thud-No; never took any Less
ings in German. But | used to be in
clover when | could read Hay.
Slap-Well, I've never had the Hay
fever, but I've had Harte disease.
Who's your favorite woman poet?
Thud-I used TO be fond of Mrs.
Hemans, but when | found out she
was married | admired Hannah More.
Slap-Well, take off my bonnet
to Hood. He was the best comic
poet.
Thud-That's funny--John Green
leaf was Whittier.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
IN DARKEST
WASHINGTON, D. G.
BOB, THE
RAILSPLlT-
TER

This Berger of Wisconsin is GER
tainlv an uncomfortable chap TO have
in congress. He wanted 10 see wash
ington and they showed II TO him
the marble walls and brownstone
fronts along the well-kept streets.
Was he satisfied? Hardly. He demand
ed 10 see what's behind all these
beautiful buildings Thus he dlscov-
cred Willow Tree alley. Armory
Place and Louise Alley. and he says:
IL saw conditions within a stones
throw of the Capitol that cannot be
found in any other city in the coun-
try. | think the people should know
that the laws are made within sight
OF the rottenest novels imaginable,
where mothers are striving TO bring
up children in places not mt for pigs.
That's nice talk. and from con-
gresham, too, One OF two things
should happen-Berger should be dis
ciplined or Washington cleaned up.
Can any sensible person hesitate as
to which is the wiser course? The
impudent congressman can be dis
ciplined in 10 minutes without ex-
pense, whereas to make Washington a
nice place IOI tuOSC VIM NOlh lOl q
living would consume years, cost a
pile of money, and possibly reduce
the incomes of several worthy land
owners whose sole dependence is
rent from filthy and crowded tene-
ments.
And that last-named consequence
gentlemen of the Republic would be
dastardly Interference with business
not to say an invasion OF property
rights" We have been trying for 1856
years to live down the memory of
the Boston rowdies who dumped
whole chests of other peoples tea into
the harbor to emphasize their ridicu-
lous convictions about some senti-
mental question of human rights
No interference with business. No
invasion Of property rights Long live
the Almighty Dollar!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09


Everybody just
thought IL was an
ordinary baby. IL
was not, let US
haste to add. For
no one can now
see anything at all
ordinary about
Mrs. Clarence Mae
kay, the guest OF
honor at our birth
day party. AS a
leader Of Fifth-ave.
fashionable socie-
" she is well
known, and more
recently as an ar
dent advocate OF
equal suffrage.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
UNCLE SANS BAN
ON NEW ICE CREAM.

Uncle Sam has put the ban on a
new kind of ice cream, which he says
is not ice cream at all, and must not
be so labeled.
The new frozen dainty is made
with the aid of a "homogenizer." This
machine mixes butter or other fat and
skinned milk in such way that the
product resembles rich, creamy milk
This product is used to make ice
cream"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

Dry EARNINGS the latest invention
To held out Dame Natures inten'
ton;
Which don't signify
That the farmer goes dry,
Goodness gracious! have no appre-
hensioni
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

mo man is utterly Indifferent to
the public"
"Oh, don't know. Somebody has
to wear the first straw hat OF the
season. "-Pittsburg Post.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
The important Question.

n is idle to frame such a query as
<kzan the cook be LADY," The real
6uestion is now and ever will be,
Scan the lady cook?"-St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

she saved from the slums while doing
settlement work. Remember My Ma
ME Rose?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
''i'II Come Down If
You Won't Shoot"
Say President Diaz
However, We Are Dealing Here
With a Diax Of Our Own Who
VIII Never capItuIate IN
I'll Given a Sound and
Decisive Whipping.

a /
Decisive whipping which has crowned their
Well may every American in the victory that has been
won not for Madero motif army, but for MEXICO.
Indeed fighting this country for the principle
which Mexican insurrectos stand
fight wagng with ballots preference bullets
because q enlightened people
enlightened people, but little less oppressed people
Greed avar tyranny corruption here powerful and
vicious combination of capital which represents DDz the cruel
oyeang aous leader against the liberties and
y the principles which his people hold dear
We have Diaz, and conditions much to deplore
These win not have until this Daz shall have
capitulated.
The challenge to our Daz by Insurgency"
This insurgency is not a thing of parties.
political uprising those in all parties who are de-
shall restored the basis which
was conceived
of to the
Of the and implies that it conferred in the hands OF the
few
VIII deny s true
CAN you after a look about you, deny that it true3
upon gold preference and prestige
toda,, but his power yet been wreed from him.
upon the
inevitable but the rebels would have won HAD THEY
STOPPED AT MERE DISPLAY. The army kept intact
fall sounded warning Daz by mastering the full
strength O insurgency.
ever their convictions for the big attack
which in 1912
Rig Business still has its hangovers in Washington.
Big Business s still controlling the corporation press
And Big Business stubonnes and baznness than
the Diaz Of Mexico whipped until it is whipped
Rig Business habit of gnng than Of its
in the United senate notably Illinois by
N the Of Lormer.
Insurgency doe. not believe seats should
be sold the highest bidder
ARE YOU AN MSURGENT3
Then get in line and be rebel
victory insurgency 1912 and seats this important branch
Of government will NOT be offered at a price
United States committed the of the people WILL
NOT HAVE BUY HIS SEAT
country reader is not all cntered in Washington
Its il far spreading
Dazism is for power-the people be damned
has through deaucey of the United States senate
day and a the next
The holder Office displays consideration for 1.-THE
next time he runs the benefit for the people
You how it works.
Fear of the power small Office holder has given Da
ism its people because the small ocehoders have
come through machinery their departments and delivered Da
ism the votes.
in Mexico, for many many years
But Diazism capiuaed the Diazim al
cpuae Democracy and it about to
ptulate here
There that time Americans
here is at this moment among upon
loacho Of moving day in Mexico City.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

California celebrates Raisin Day. 1t
needs no Tippecanoe to make Cali
fornians remember the "Raisin." This
delicacy is good, raw, stewed and in
pies.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
ToDAY's BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Thirty-three years ago today the
cause of woman suffrage received
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

Miss Edna w. Calkins of New
York will marry George Long. whom
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

Todays Commonplace
I only read the headlines In the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

Why Is it that a girl, when she
writes a novel, always calls the
heroine VIVIAN"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09
Most
{ Anythis

JOSH WISE SAYS:
"some excitement wuz caused
when neiahbors seen what they TOOK
ter be a harem skirt on the Wilder
Fridemushs wash line. But II proved
ter be a city boarder's paIamas.
Don't put off till tomorrow what can
lay over a week.
A Chicago counterfeiter was arrest
ed for making bogus nickels; why
waste time on nickels when double
eagles are scarce?
Surprising the weather didn't
change? Thousands OF forecasters
would have TO go to work.
With on Achord We Note with JOY,
Octayiously pleased,
A fact TO suit each person VINO
The worries has teased-
In other words, piano exposition
is 10 be held in Chicago, June 8, when
every instrument from the harpsi-
chord to the baby grand will be ex.
hibited.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

Every American citizen who hon
ors such names as Washington, JEFF
ferson and Lincoln, and who ap-
proves of such events in American
history as the Boston Tea Party
and the Revolutionary and Civil
wars, must sympathize with the fol-
lowers of Madero in Mexico, and
must look with satisfaction upon the
success which has crowned their
campaign.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

Coming Attraction-The Strawber-
ry Festival
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

When the clouds are threat'ning,
Rain will soon come down
Then the city sprinkler
Gets busy In our town.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

the OF orieh' Los Ahses
service In victorious
that state Here is one
You TO the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-05-09

half a dozen Horses
for the money"
Am | competent
the Son, doubtfully.
taking these Animals
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
Smuggling Extraordinary.

One of the most ingenious tricks
vas that originated by band of clev-
er Partisan rogues. A coffin, sup
posed to contain the dead body OF a
man who had died of diphtheria, was
dispatched from the gay city for
burial in London. 1t was met at the
railway terminus in this country, and
conveyed at nightfall to a house not
far from the Mile End road, White
chapel. Everything would have passed
off as desired and planned had not
policeman on duty become suspi-
cious on seeing a particularly large
coffin being taken out of hearse into
house that was known to be the
habitation of men who had done penal
servitude.
After the funeral party had shut
their door, and the hearse had driven
away, the policeman secured assist
ance and knocked at the door. 1t was
'ound that the coffin, instead Of con-
aiming a corpse, was filled tightly
with cakes of tobacco, dozens of boxes
Of cigars and other excisable goods.
The "mourners" were Immediately ar
rested and the goods confiscated.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
RELIGION IN MEMS HATS CHILDS GIFT REAL CHARM
Fantastic and Strange object Which
Many Men Worship-Doctrine
is Absolute.

The hat that a man wears 1s mucn
more characteristic of his religious De-
lief than the hat that a woman wears
will tell you why. The woman wears
her clothes, not because they conform
strictly to a religious dogma or doc
trine, but because she thinks she looks
pretty In them. Whereas man wears
his clothes because he thinks they
conform to an absolute doctrine OF re-
ligion
We talk about the natives OF the
South Sea islands. We talk about the
natives of Alaska with their totems
and their idols, the strange hgures
that they worship, and we look down
upon them because they worship the
totem. But how much more fantastlc
and strange object is that which many
men worship-the shape OF their nats
and it Is even true that man that
wears one form of hat feels ashamed
Of himself if he has to go out on the
street with another form Of hat on
he feels different, and the only way
NC Ado VI dlllSlu6 a. ooivoIioA -
strange religion of hats is to com
mence to get used to the hat; to move
in accordance to the hat he wears;
in fact, to follow the religion OF thai
hat.
Let us say we have man with q
straw hat. Now a man that wears q
straw hat has a little lighter tread
as he walks along the ground. He has
lighter way of examining things. He
Is more fanciful man. Now, II you
put man in a silk hat, you will flnd
man in a silk hat has a very dig
nified and solid way Of conducting
himself under the auspices of that
silk hat.
If we had q man with a straw hat
and a man with a silk hat and train
and If the train were drawing out OF
station, and those two men attempt
ed to catch it, do you know which
man would catch that train? You DO
don't you? Because you know the re
ligion of that silk hat wouldn't allow
that man to run 1t would be ridicu
lous to run in silk hat But a straw
hat allows little trivialities and one
of those trivilalities is running, pro
viding that man wishes to catch
train, because no running other than
for train is allowed by any hat
whatever.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
Japanese Influx to Korea,

According to the Seoul correspond.
ent of a Japanese paper, from six
hundred to nine hundred japanese
reach Seoul daily, Of whom about one
hundred remain In Seoul. Thus the
Japanese in Seoul alone are increas.
ing at the rate Of .nree thousand
monthly. The Japanese are also in.
creasing in other parts of Korea. The
annexation likewise appears to have
encouraged the Introduction of capital
from Japan proper. though 1t was pre-.
yiously rather timid.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
Rescued Father From Dependency
and Proved the Foundation
Of Fortune.

A certain business man has a curl
GUS little charm for his watch chain
He wouldn't sell it for $1,000; no, nor
two, nor three. His little child gave
1t to him one day when, as he says, he
was down"
II had lost every cent had in the
world, and there at my desA. my head
on my arms, was thinking of posi-
BILE way to end 1t, when my little child
came up to me and asked: What does
ruined" mean. papa?' And then l
knew l had been grooming loud enough
to be heard and understood. You said
ruined" paper. What does 1t mean
1T means l haven't any money.
baby. Papa's a poor man. The little
feet battered away, then back again,
and here on my watch charm Is what
she gave me- Not a great fortune-no.
but the foundation of one. Whatever
I've got since came from it, for 1t gave
me courage."-The Christian Herald.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
OLD COMMON SENSE.
Change Food When You Feel Out %
Sorts.

"A great deal depends upon yourself
and the kind OF food you eat" the
wise old doctor said to man who
came to him sick with stomach trou-
BILE and sick headache once or twice a
week, and who had been taking pills
and different medicines for three or
four years.
He was induced to stop eating any
sort Of fried food or meat for break
fast, and was put on Grape-Nuts and
cream. leaving of all medicines.
In a few days he began to get bet
ter. and now he has entirely recover.
ed and writes that he is in better
health than he has been before in
twenty years. This man Is 58 years
old and says he feels like new man
all the time"
Read 1.-THE Road to MELVILLE" In
pkgs. There's q Reason"
Ever read the above letterf a new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, trues and full OF humAn
interest.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
Very Bad.

Mrs. Pearce Bailey, at the recent
Woman Suffrage convention in New
York, made an extremely humorous
speech.
We've been called uncrowned
queens all our lives" said Mrs. Bailey
after the convention, but there's
nothing in it for US. The average
man, when he talks about women, re-
minds me of chap at the Racquet
club.
"Did you ever try the advice
think before you speak?' girl asked
this young man.
"'Oh, yes; often, he replied.
land how did it work. she asked.
"T forgot what l was going to say,
he answered"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
A Christmas Criticism,

Orville Wright, discussing flying in
New York, said to reporter:
THE French claim to make the
best machines, but our foreign order
books tell a different story.
Our foreign order books give the
game away like the little Dayton boy
the tree at this treat pair Of trous-
ers, and, waving them around his
head, he electrified the entire Sunday
school by shouting in loud and Joy
GUS voice:
"'Oh, ma, these pants must be new.
Pa never had q suit like that"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
DR.. Lydston asserts that grating is

DR.. Lydston asserts that grating is
caused by a germ which makes its pri.
mary bite when you get very much &C.
cupied with your paper as the conduc-
tor comes along for the fare. On that
theory the pay-as-you-enter car should
act as a sterilizer for that particular
microbe. At all events, II the bug can
be suppressed the vital question is
whether it will cure the more violent
cases that take the form of getting on
the inside of railroad contracts and re-
schemes.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
Absent-Minded.

The professor had just sneezed for
the thirtieth time, and 1t naturally at
tracted some attention.
whats the matter with the profess
sor?" asked the visitor. HE appears
to have a bad cold"
"Oh, no." said Madame Ia Profess
soress. 1T is only his fearful absent
mindedness. I left him In charge Of
the baby for a few moments this
morning, and when he cried he gave
him the pepper-pot to play with in
stead of his rattle. "-Harper's Week
~.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11

Altitude to sea level proved too much
for me and I became afflicted with ca
tarrh and cold in the head. and general
debility to such an extent as to almost
incapacitate me for attending to my
duties.
Il was Induced 70 try Psruna, and
after taking several bottles In small
doses 1 am pleased to say was entire
" restored to my former normal condi-
ton and have ever since recommended
the use Of Peruna to my friends
Ask Your Druggist for FREQ Peruns
Almanac for 1911.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-03-11
A Little Mixed,

Admiral Evans, at a luncheon in
San Francisco, said of naval policy
he disliked:
at is mixed and illogical. 1t re-
minds me of Bob Backstay, who be-
came engineer on a submarine.
bob said a friend, don't you find
it dangerous work, this knocking
about in a submarine deep beneath
the sea?'
Eyes, very dangerous, Backstay
admitted, but a mans got to do some
thing, you know, to keep his head
above water"