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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

One of the professors has been de-
veloping new kinds of potato bugs in
order to prove the theory of evolution.
Why not prove the theory with some
thing that might become useful?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

One weather expert says the world
rs growing warmer. but he listens In
vain for applause. Bring on the
prophet who says the world is grow
ing colder.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11
Murde cred Man Not Wealthy.

New York, N. Y. The will Of viii.
liam H. jackson, the aged brokers'
clerk whom Paul Giedel murdered in
the belief that he was wealthy. has
Just been filed for probate. It disposes
Of an estate valued at less than $4,000,
all Of which goes to a brother.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

A man in California. saved from
drowning, gave a dime to his rescuer.'
Hence. it is fair to conclude that no
life of value to the world was saved
10 1t.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

A street car motorman has been ar
rested in New York for exceeding the
speed limit. OF course. there did
not happen to be coal wagon in the
track.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11
ADMIRAL TOGO.

were Chandler Hale, third assistant
secretary of state, and Captain Potts,
U. S. N, who walked with Baron
Uchida, the Japanese ambassador.
The entire embassy staff was present.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Surgery has restored his reason to-
An insane man. Surgery does many
wonderful things, but it has not reach
I'd the point whence it can restore his
money to a bankrupt.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Manager Chance has been hit on
the head with pitched balls thirty
eight times. but that is not what
makes him so great manager.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

One OF the aviators has succeeded in
sailing under the upper bridge at Nj
Sasar1: but this Il not likely to help
any more than Blondin did when he
walked On rope across the gorge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Catching a big fish caused one man
to die of excitement. Perhaps you
are lucky in that the big fish you
hook always get away.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

What has become of all our Ameri.
can aviators? The foreign airmen are
winning all the prizes and breaking
all the necks.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

No objection can be raised to the
coatless man unless he sheds his good
manners with his coat.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

A newspaper devotes page of type
and pictures to showing how to man.
age canoe There is only one way.
Walk.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

A Philadelphia man has just sold
his automobile to get money to buy
home. Just to be different. we pre-
sumo.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

With the wider use of hubby foun.
tains nearly everybody will learn to
drink like a horse.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

A Boston woman started out to do
Q mans workout it rained and her
back hair came down.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

"A boy does not regard 1t as hard.
ship to have to take swimming lessons
during his vacation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

One of the troubles about fly swat.
ting is that where one fly Is swatted
two more appear to plague the swat
ter
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Some people do not believe in vaca'
lions. They needn't go to the school
boy for sympathy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Some authorities hold that aviators
are trespassers except over navigable
waters. But no one can catch them
h the act
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

All society is now divided into two
parts-those who have and those who
have not been up in an aeroplane.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

They are breaking the bathing rec.
ords In Boston. Hot weather VIII
drive people to anything.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

The fool that rocks the boat is with
as in summertime. but the fool that
speeds his auto is with us always.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Was it not lucky that the dear won.
en- got rid of their rats before the hot
wave came along?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

with a microbe in every kiss how
many narrow escapes do you suppose
you have had?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

II Until we have an Official nationa,
flower perhaps the Mayfower will
have to do.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-08-11

Life is getting to be just one hot
ypell after another.
One way to endure the heat 10 to
mink Of pleasanter things.
A good rule to apply is. the hottie
the weather the simpler the life.

That day on which new aviation
hero does not mateftalize need not be
counted.
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
PROBERS CATCH BR0DERlCk
Admits Sending for Senator Who
Voted for Lorimer.

Chicago. oct 2O.-Despite all his pre-
vious assertions to the contrary state Sen
etor John Broderick, Of Chicago. on the
witness stand before the committee ot
United states Senators investigating the
,orimer case. to-day was forced To admit
that he sent fer ex-State Senator II. w.
Holstlaw. Of Iuka, following the election Of
Senator Lorimer, I'm 1909.
uroderick's admission was obtained after
Mr. Ucaly of counsel for the committee
unexpectedly produced a letter from Brod-
erick 10 Uolstlaw I'm which Brocerlck asked
tho Iuka man to meet him L. Chicago at
O'Clock u. m, August IS, 1909.
Holstlaw. in a confession made IN the
summer Of 1910, said ne was paid $4,000 by
Rroderick for Holstlaws vote for Lorimer.
IIolstlaw said this payment was made IN
chicago after Brodcrick had written him TO
come To Chicago.
Frederick not only denied that he had
made such a payment. but insisted until to-
dav that ne had never sent for llolstaw.
The Chicago senator. said that lIolstlaw
mad happened To drop in" while on busi-
ness trip TO Chicago at the time II was
charged Holstlaw came TO get the alleged
Lorimer money.
Counsel for the Senatorial committee said
Rroderick's admission, ~ thcir opiniC,, was
,hc most important development that has
,hus far marked the hearings IN Chicago.
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
ARRESTED FOR AUTO BILL
Owner Says Man Who Used
Machine Ran Away.

RAYMOND Zascusci. a telephone operator,
Of No. 1l2 West 61st street posing as a
"millionaire's SON" 50 impressed s. Rodri-
guez an exporter, living at the Hotel En-
pire that the latter let the young man have
his automobile for a 10y ride" paid all
tie bills for Zascusci and two attractive
Young women who finally deserted him and
disappeared.
This all happened on Sunday night Then
Mr.. Rodriguez tried 10 find the young man.
collect about S35 for repairs 10 the ma
chine and also to gain possession OF $40
ov4rcoat which he accuses Zascusci OF hav-
ing appropriated
While Rodriguez was standing reside his
automobile on Sunday night, Zascusci, ac-
cording TO his story, approached him and
offered 10 ray Rodriguez 81 an hour for the
use Of the machine for the evening. The
owner Of the car was invited to be a guest
Of Zascusci and the two young women.
MANY places were visited during the ride,
81 each one Of which Rodriguez paid the
bills. Zascusci agreeing to settle when he
cashed a check at The Waldorf where, he
said he was stopping.
When the machine finally stopped at the
Waldorf Zascusci and his women friends
wont I'm and Rodriguez stayed outside-until
early the next morning.
Yesterday Rodriguez found the million
aires SON and took him to the West 6sth
street station house. where he was locked
nm on charge of grand larceny.
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
MAKES LONG TRIP IN VAIN
Mexican Misses Ship for Argen-
tina and May Lose Legacy.

Shortly before sunset yesterday Ramon
Villaroma. mine owner Of Mexico, stood
nv the rail Of the steamship Esperanza
and watched the Lamport Holt liner
Verdi steam by the Scotland Iiehtship on
her wav TO Argentina. The Mexican ana
his family were booked 10 sail on the Verdi,
and II was essential for financial reasons
that he should be in Buenos Ayres before
November IS. His presence there was re-
ouirAd on or before that date in the trans
fer OF a legacy. and his failure 10 eaten
the Verdi may mean a loss 20 Nillaroma.
He left Vera cruz on October Il. and the
vessel was due in New York on Tuesday
night. Bad weather held her back. a tug
was ordered TO make the transfer Of senoT
Vrlaroma and his party OF six, including
two small children and an infant
CAPTAIN Trinick took the Verdi to quar-
sntine at 4:SO p. m. hut as the Esperanza
had not yet passed the Highlands ne put
ont TO sea. The next ship for Buenos Ayres
will sail on November ..
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
FUSION NOTIFICATION PLANS
Headquarters To Be Opened To-
dav VIII Be Scene Monday.

The notification Of the four candidates
FOR the Supreme Court and the candidates
for Surrogate and Sheriff on the fusion
ticket will be formally made at o'clock
On Monday night IN the fusion headquar-
ters. which will be formally opened this
morning The delay I'm the notification was
occasioned by the difficulty experienced n
getting suitable headquarters
.bllius MAYER. who was chairman Of the
Republican County Convention, will pre-
side and make the notification speech. u
IS understood that all the candidates Will
make replies.
The fusion headquarters Is 70 be at the
southwest corner OF Broadway and 42d
street. Representatives Of the various
fusion forces will have desks I'm the head
quarters. The man TO be in general charge
has not as yet been selected.
The Republican organization took the Of
fensiye yesterday in meeting the objections
filed with the Board Of Elections by the
Democrats against the various fusion IN
dorsements between the Republicans and
the Independence League on aldermanic
and Assembly candidates. In every case
Supreme Court orders were served last
night ordering the objectors TO show cause
why their objections should not be dis
missed by the courts Under the Levy
law these objections must 20 iofore a SUI
preme Court justice instead Of being heard
by the Board Of Elections first. as under
the old law.
Piqued because they had not been invited
20 take a prominent part In the fusion
movement, the Cleveland Democracy at a
meeting last night decided 70 take 10 ofii-
c,aI part in the campaign. leaving each
r1ember the right to act as he may indi-
NiduallY elecLr
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
ATTEMPT TO Ruin RIVAL
Charge Against Man Said To Be
Agent of Armour & Co.

PhiladeIphia. oct. pa. !. Gibbs ssd
TO be a confidential agent of Armour G. %,
the Chicago packers. was arrested hero 10.
dav on charge Of larceny and warrants
were issued for several other persons said
10 be connected with tho Western hFm. On
the charge Of conspiring TO ruin the business
Of the Eastern Provision Company u ms
CITY. The charges arc the outgrowth Of an
effort 10 throw the local concern into IN
voluntary bankruptcy
Gibbs is accused Of breaking nto me
uarehouse Of the Eastern Provision Com.
nanv AT o'clock last Monday morning and
taking away goods valued at between $500
and $4,000. These goods were later located
IN q box car loaded and ready for shipment
10 Chicago.
AreIment on the petition for receiver
for the Eastern Provision Company was
hoard to-day in the United states Dialr3
court. Armour & CO. making the app.'ea'
tion. ... ,r,,,,.e1 rutl Fri
day 70 fle an answer 70 the peItll.on ~. ~, Wy
receiver, denying that the Eastern oo'''
many Is bankrupt
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
MYSTERY IN ACTRESSES SUIT
LAWYER Wants Mrs. de Acosta to
Tell Third Persons" Name.

Mrs. Beatrice de Acosta. known on the
stage as Beatrice Brevaine, the fencing
girl" submitted 10 the Appellate Division
of the Supteme Court yesterday her appeal
from an order requiring her to give bill
Of particulars in her suit for $4,000 against
Joseph G. Butler. jr. steel manufactures,
Of Youngstown, Ohio.
There IS some mystery in the SUIT, as the
plaintin alleges that the money Is due her
for agreeing 20 abandon certain suit
against a third person. The nature of this
action. or who the third person was, is
,,o, disclosed Butler asked that Mrs. de
Acosta be compelled 20 tell who the third
person was and to furnish other particu-
lars of which ne has no knowledge
Charles A. Winter. counsel for Mrs de
Acosta. told the Appellate Division that
Bt,tler was trying 10 get the evidence that
hts client has and was only pretending
that he wanted to find out the cause Of
action. The lawyer said that the litiga-
,ion promised 10 be most hostile"
The court reserved decision.
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
ROOSEVELT IS EXT0[[ED.
Senator CuIIom Calls Him MAS
ter Law EntorCer."
WRITES HIS "REMINISCENCES
In Book Just Out He Says Taft
Was Not Responsible for Re-
publican Setback in 1910.

Chicago. oct. 2O.-The first number OF Sen
ator Shelby NJ. Culloms book of personal
"reminiscences appeared here to-day and
has aroused considerable interest because
II the point OF view from which II resai"s
men and issues which have been part ol
the political life In which he has engaged
since his entry to public service nfty Year,
ago.
Theodore Roosevelt IS regarded by Sena
tor Culloms book as the master la" Ell
forcer": President Taft is characterized d.
good material for a Supreme Court justice
as TO his Presidential calibre, the oook III
timates that probably President Taft mas
not enjoyed the position; La Follet'eisfh' a.
he terms insurgency, is described as '''
creation of a third party, and he can see
no leader of the Republican party III NV
Senate since Senator Aldrich's withura"" "l
OF the Roosevelt administration senator
Cullom says:
colonel Roosevelt accomplished more IN. u, Ia
second term than any of Ms pTeueNcS,,, -,
more vs were enacted-laws OF more seii
eral benefit to the poople-Dut, aLoNc hs a.
his administration enforced All id"S Oh ,,. o,.
statute hooks as they never NAG nag 80, 80. ta :,
forced before. The Sherman antitrust 'aW
was a dead letter until Mr.. RooseVelt i.'
st,ucted the Attorney General 70 pIVseI -
lis violdtors. He will go down III tur5 tue ne
tory OF his country as the most reila' n
able man of his day.
The Senator. I'm saying that he douptS
that Mr. raft has enjoyed his PRESIDENCY
! adds
~. myself. always have thought he "ou'd
have made one Of our greatest cher JUS
;ices had h been appointed to that posi-
ton"
He denies that Taft is re5Donsibc for the
setback his party received in 1910, charging
that misfortune 10 n weariness on the part
of the people TO Republican prosperity ana
the agitation Of the newspapers over the
Aldrich- Payne tariff bin
4 new era I'm the customs Of the Senate
followed the entry to that chamber Of
Senator La Toilette. says the book. This
is pcinted out in more ways than one.
Besides marking the birth of insurgency II
WAS the opening of new day for the
young man IN the Senate. Senator Cullom
thinks.
Indeed" relates the book. while for
merly the spectacle Of young Senator
rising to make a speech before the close OF
his second year IN the Senate was unusual
it recently has come TO be remarked upon
If q new man remains two months with
out enightonlng the Senate as to its duties
toward the world
Senator Culiom admits being a regular
and saws he desires to be 50 classlned. MS
writings can see no dlfterence netWeeH
Democrats and insurgents. except Ilat tie
Democrats lean toward free trade Whllt
the insurgents still favor protection IN
tariffs.
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
TO FIGHT "CHARTER MEM
Citizens Committee Plans to RE
hike Boss Rule.

Francis c. Huntington, after his election
last night as chairman of the committee
Of One Hundred. appointed by the citizens
conference for the purpose Of making a
doht against Assembly candidates VINO
NAV stand for a revival Of the proposed
new charter for the city and other Tam
many measures. made the following state
mont at the Hotel Manhattan last night:
The time is short. but a fire once started
spreads rapidly The resentment already
kindled against the Murphy-Gaynor char
ter and the Levy election law is already
confiagratlon. This committee has only
to bring home the facts TO the voters and
New York city will send such an anti
Tammany delegation 10 Albany as will be
q fitting rebuke 10 boss rule"
The yice-chairmen chosen are as follows
Everett V. Abbott. Otto T. Barnard. Rich
ard s. Child. John Henry Cohen, John
Frankenheimer, A. S. F'rissell, Fl. r. l..
Gould. J. Warren Greene. Abraham l..
Gutman. F. W. Hnnchs Robert l..
JIoupet. RAYMOND V. Ingersoll. Jacob c.
KIinck. Alfred f. Marlng, Henry Mosco-
,,irz Melvin G.. Pallser, Frank ID. Pavey.
Edwin s. Piper, Allan Robinson. William
Jaw SfnltUtllll, w imam - ''''
William II. Williams.
Isaac y. Selgman was elected treas
urer and ]. O. Hammitt secretary.
general committee to have charge OF
the campaign was composed OF Mr.. Schief-
feln. Mr.. Gutman, Mr. Moscowitz and Mr..
Williams. Frank u. Pavey was made
chairman OF n committee for Manhattan
and The Bronx. J. Warren Greene Tor
Brooklyn and William II. Williams for
Queens.
Mr.. Schienelin said $500 had been col
Iocted for the cause. but that not less than
5000 would have to be raised.
There was "A general discussion OF the
districts in which IL would he worth while
10 fight. and it was decided that fights
should be made In Manhattan In the 6th
18th. Il. 18th. 2lst, ed, 23d, 25th. 26th, nth
Goth SOth. 2lst, ed Sith and 3jth districts
In Brooklyn Il was said that there were
only six surely Democratic districts
Fights will be made IN the seventeen
others.
There was some discussion as 10 whether
the conference should support the fusion
candidate in the lst District In Brooklyn or
Assemblyman Terry. who was turned down
for opposing W. +. sheehan. and Is run
ming as an independent candidate.
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
TO PUSH BRITT INQUIRY
Subpenas Issued at Request OF
District Attorneys Office.

At the request of William A. De Ford
Assistant District Attorney In charge oi
the election frauds bureau Of the prose
cutor's office, Magistrate Appleton issued
nine subpenas yesterday in the Britt IN
ouiry. and adjourned further consideration
of the case until Monday.
Thomas z. Smith, secretary Of Tammany
Hall. who II is charged deposited the Demo
cratic nominations with J. Gabriel Britt
president of the Board OF Elections, and
then loitered cOnspicuously outside the
office of the. fling clerk until after MID
night last Friday, will be the hrst man
10 be examined on Monday. The other mer
subpdnaed are Abraham 5. Gilbert OF '"e
law committee of the Republican county
Committee: l. ]. O'Reilly, who represented
the Independence League at the trouble al
,be BOARD Of Elections on Friday night
Charles Firestone. A. s. Meyers, l.. .
Obermyer. Henry w. Taylor and John A
Dslv. who are clerks OF the board ano
Jobn +. Bowser, the policeman detalleu t'
the office of the board last Friday.
MIR. Britts presence IN court has not ye'
been called for, and II lie comes II VIII Ho'
he a : a witness, hut to face misdemeahof
craree under Sections 76) and 763 OF the
Penal Code. which provide that 1t shaII
he q misdemeanor for a public oihclaI 70
sunpress public documents. The election
/ law provides that all papers fled with the
hoard snail be open for public Inspector
as soon as they are filed.
( Abraham s Gilbert. who represented the
I Republican County Committee at the Boar
Of Elections last Friday nignt WI! teN
NIagistrate Appleton that the nomination
papers filed by Tammany were not opei
for inspection until nearly half an hour
after midnight From whatever time they
we're filed until Mr.. Britt came out OF his
rrivate office with the papers, there was
no chance for any public inspection, mol
even for inspection by the accredited rep
resentatives of the Republican county or
/ ra,igaf{pO
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21
REGISTRATION INCREASE
OF 25,487 OVER 1907
Total for Last "0ff Year" for
City Was 436,910; for
This Year 1862, 1897.
THIRD DAYS TOTAL 154,897
AL Boroughs Show Promise Of
Heavy Vote, Figures for Man
haitian and The Bronx
Being 242,643.

The registration total for the first three
days Of enrolling this year. completed last
nieht. shows an increase Of 2j.4S1, as COM
pared with the 4S6.9lO three-day total In
1907. the last similarly normal of year.
Last year. with a Govcvnorship campaign
10 add to the interest. i62,9l9 voters had
registered i'm greater New York at the end
OF the third day Of registration, only 52-
more than the local fusion issues nave
brought out this year
AT the close OF the books last night after
the third day of registration this year. the
total figures for the three days were 49,
3s7
Taken by itself Yesterdays registration
showed a total in the entire city Of l5iS9o
as compared with 1880 in 1907, an increase
OF 7,045.
Manhattan and The Bronx registered 81
SO Yesterday. which brought the total fig
ure for the three days for those boroughs
up TO 2i2,6i3
In 1897 the same boroughs registered 79'-
Jas ON the third day and 23S 1879 in the three
days. showing an increase so far this yeai
of 4.144.
Rrooklvn's registration yesterday was 55''
bs3. making the three-day figure for that
borough
had a. 4S4 voters who registered on the thirc
dav and 16O.3S9 as a three-day total, show
tng an increase OF over 1000 so far this
year
In Queens there were 1855 registrations
yesterday, which makes the three-day tota
for that borough this year S77lS, as com
pared with 1O430 on the third day in lSO
and q Al for the three days of that year
an increase so far this year Of lO'2iz
Richmonds registration yesterday was
s59S. and the three-day total this year IN
that borough was 1883, while in 1897 Rich
rnond counted 800 on the third day and
1ok51 for the first three days, showing ar
increase Of 7S2 this year.
Summaries by boroughs of the three-day
total registration this year, compared VIII
1907 and 1910, and Of the third days regis
tratlon this year, as compared with th'
sane dav in 1907 and 1910 follow:
New-York tribune., 1911-10-21

stated that there had been insinrs.Trs
that he had postponed calling him bcolr.a
Of the approach of the election
THAT had nothing more 10 DO va,b IL
than the man in the moon hc said .The
calling Of Mr.. Barnes was purely sren.
taneous. because his manager rcf.sod n
tell VINO the stockholders were in Tn.
Journal company There wcrc q gooa
many things ! wanted 20 ask him aiogt
the printing situation. and ] thought h,
was better 10 wait until tho testimony a,,
in. And did that without any consl'ta.
ton with any human being IN tho yo,x
and without reference 10 any other enb.eo,
except the one that was Immediately In
hand"
THE committee can testify that 7hgo.
lute.y no consultation was had with tbo
committee In reference 20 calling yr
Barnes" interposed Chairman Bayne
III | wanted 10 do II nearer election T
would put IT off another week" adIea
counsel