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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-02
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-02

Nova SCOTIA is having forest
fires, but not for the purpose of
warming up the climate.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-02

WHAT has become of the old.
fashioned man who went to a pic
nc and sat down on a custard pie :?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-02

The Congressional Record is a
good paper, but it continues to be
rather. behind time In it's cover
design.
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PROBABLY the Illinoisan who
Gays he'd $1,000 TO locate a man
from whom he stole something
thirty years ago, wants to find out
if he Is still easy"
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such, a longer time to think out
favorable facts or get away to
Europe.
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EGGS, we see by the market re-
port, attract but few buyers. OF
course not. How could they ex-
pect to? Eggs are not potatoes.
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CHICAGO cheerfully surrenders to
San francisco the reputation of be.
ing the wIckedest city.
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CONGRESS- seems to be rapidly re-
solving itself into National
Bureau Of Investigations.
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NOBODY ever bit off more water.
melon than be could chew.
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HOLD your roasting ear in your
fingers and be done with it.
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WOMEN should pick their friends,
but not to pieces.
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Don't try TO get gay with an
electric fan, no matter how much
you feel like tlilting.
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A GIRL with four feet of veil
streaming behind her hat seems to
be waving to every man within a
mile.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-02

SOME of the food dopers were
not as Wiley IA they thought.
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MARRIAGE also proves that two
can live as extensively as one.
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WHEN hot wave takes it's de
parture it leaves few mourners.
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ga PROFESSIONAL life saver at
Atlantic City received three pro.
posals of marriage in one day.
Verify the professional life saver
takes desperate chances.
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JAPAN takes naturally to front
seat 10 The worlds diplomacy.
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AN alligator is at large in
Massachusetts and the minute
men are sleeping on their arms .
The greatest alarm is felt lest it
should wander across the state
line and swallow Rhode Island.
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One Of PearY's North Pole dogs
attacked little girl the other day
and hurt her badly. Wouldn't
catch one Of poor old Doc. Cooks
dogs dong anything like that.
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No, when Pure Food Wiley
shall have subjected the charges
made against him to expert in.
vestigation be will pronounce
them pure nonsense and malice.
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bile thetts in June. The footpad
has evidently grown ambitious.
WHAT has become Of the old.
fashioned man who went to pic
nc and sat down on custard pie
A GIRL with four feet of veil
streaming behind her hat seems to
be waving to every man within a
mile.
The Congressional Record is a
good paper, but it continues to be
rather. behind time In it's cover
design.
effect that if he can make the pure
food laws he cares not who makes
the political pie.
WE would say to the whole ag.
gregation Of ribald photographers
that the weather is no longer joking
but very serious matter.
EGGS, we see by the market re-
port, attract but few buyers. OF
course not. How could they ex-
pect to? Eggs are not potatoes.
In flying from New York to
Chicago Mr.. Atwood should avoid
Daytcn, lest the Wright brothers
send up messenger to see his
permit.
WHEN man declares that the
office should seek the man he
usually feels confident that the
office Is headed in the right direc-
ton.
SENATOR JOE BAILEY wants to
know how man in a balloon
feels, whose ballast is all over
board and whose gas is escaping.
Texas will tell him soon.
PROBABLY the Illinoisan who
Gays he'd $1,000 10 locate a man
from whom he stole something
thirty years ago, wants to find out
if he Is still easy"
ga PROFESSIONAL life saver at
Atlantic City received three pro.
posals of marriage in one day.
Verify the professional life saver
takes desperate chances.
One of Peary's North Pole dogs
attacked little girl the other day
and hurt her badly. Wouldn't
catch one Of poor old Doc. Cooks
dogs dong anything like that.
- ~
No, when Pure Food Wiley
snail nave subjected the charges
made against him to expert in.
vestigation be will pronounce
them pure nonsense and malice.
AN alligator is at large in
Massachusetts and the minute
men are sleeping on their arms.
The greatest alarm is felt lest il
should wander across the state
line and swallow Rhode Island.
INQUIRY as to the form of hvp
notism that caused the Wisconsin
Legislature to pick "Uncle Ike
for senator will be delayed until
next winter, thus giving the lum
bermen that may be called az
witnessee, and solemnly sworn az
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
LkU5iUM BRIEFS.
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Charles Hall of the ]. Vivian Jr.
force is reported to be recovering from
his recent illness.
Johnson Vivian of Laurium. is ex-
pected home today from a short busi-
ness visit to Chicago.
Court Louis De France A. c. A. has
made arrangements for a card and
dancing party at the Laurium bank
hall on Feb. Is.
The exhibition of pictures given last
night at the Lyric theater. in Laur-
ium. attracted large audience
throughout the evening. In the pro-
gram of six pictures that Manager
Crehan had selected. the comedy sub
jects proved real laugh provokers and
the dramatic pictures were also ex-
cellent. The same program will be
carried out tonight.
Architect f.. A. Schilling, of Detroit,
has been visiting with his sister. Mrs.
James +. Virgins, for a couple of
days. He left yesterday for Ishpem-
ing. where he has been awarded the
contract to design the new convent
school that is TO be erected in the
Hematite city the coming spring. Mr.
Schilllng Is an old Ishpeming hoy. and
is we'll known throughout the Upper
Peninsula,
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
Big CRAPPLERS
CLASH TONIGHT
WRESTLING MATCH BETWEEN
HAcKENscHMIDT AND ZBYSZ-
Ko ARoUsEs INTEREST
OF THE FANS.

New York, Feb. 9-The Hacken-
schmidtzbyszko Wrestling match i'm
Madison Square Garden tonight has
aroused lively interest in sporting
circles here. The meeting of these
two giant mat artists is the culmina-
tion of months of negotiations, chal-
lenges and counter-challenges Each
of the big wrestlers has host of 10y
al followers and it is expected a large
amount Of money will change hands
on the result of the contest. The arti-
cles of agreement provides for a hand
leap match, Hackenschmidt undertake
ing TO put the shoulders of the giant
Pole to the mat twice within an hour
and a half The winner Of the contest
will undoubtedly endeavor TO get on
a match with Frank Gotch for the
worlds championship title.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
BOOSTING EPWoRTH LEAGUE.
Quarterly Reunion of leasuers to b
Held at Lake Linden.

Quarterly Reunion OF leaguers to be
Held at Lake Linden.
Concerted efforts are being made by
the Epworth League of the Methodist
churches in Calumet, Laurium, Osce-
ola, Lake Linden, Centennial and
Kearsarge to arouse Interest i'm the
work which is being carried on. Two
weeks ago delegates representing the
various leagues formed a tentative or
ganizatiop at a meeting held at the
Laurium NJ. T.. church and nj meet
ing held this week at the Calumet NJ.
f. church, the organization was made
permanent and it was decided that
meetings would be held at intervals of
two months. ~he following plan of
activities as recommended by the
committee appointed for that purpose
and approved;
That quarterly meetings be held
with all of the leagues in attendance
That a committee of two be app
pointed by each League to visit the
various Leagues and report at tho
next meeting.
That each League visit another
League in a body at least once a year
The following committee. was an
pointed to provide for future meetings
Mrs. William Tonkin OF calumet, Ar
thur p. Eva Of Lauriun and George
II. Keast OF Tamarack.
1t was decided tlat the first quar-
terly reunion will be held at Lake Lin
den on Tuesday, April 4th, the invi
tation of the Lake Linden Leaguer'
having been accepted for this cate. |
is believed the movement which ha
lust been started will result II
strengthening the Epworth Leagues o
this section numerically and in othe
ways.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
WAR SONG PROGRAM.
Fine Program Prepared for Laurium
M. E. Entertainment.

Fine Program Prepared for Laurium
M. E. Entertainment.
The following excellent program OF
war songs has been prepared for the
concert to be given by the Juniors
and Scouts at the Laurium NJ. E.
church on Friday evening, commenc-
ing at 7:45 o'clock, in commemoration
of Lincolns birthday anniversary:
Battle Hymn of the Republic-Choir.
Prayer.
The Flag Goes By--Juniors.
My Old Kentucky Home-Eulia girls.
Marching Through Georgia-Scouts
Battle Cry of Freedom, and The
Vacant Crair-Choir
Just Before the Battle Mother-Har-
ry Il. King.
Darling Nellie Gray-Ladies' Quar-
tette.
Tenting on the Old Camp Ground
Following the rendition of this pro-
gram. Rev. w. M. Ward will deliver a
lecture on Abraham Lincoln. Much
care and time have been given to tho
preparation of this lecture and the
students especially are invited to hear
II. After the lecture the Eulia girls
will serve light refreshments.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
SPORTING NEWS OF THE WORLD
SAYS EFFORTS TO TRANSFER
BIG CUP RACE Will FAIL

New York, Feb. because Of the
deadly character of the Vanderbilt cup
race on the Long Island motor park
way course last year and the subse-
quent transfer of the grand price race
TO Savannah. efforts are now under
way to bring about the holding of the
Vanderbilt on some other than the
Long Island course next fall.
William X. Vanderbilt, Jr.. the donor
of the cup, is in Europe but motor in
terests close to the guiding spirits of
the motor cup holding company. which
controls the two big automobile events
of the year, predicts today that those
efforts will fail
THE race will not go to Savannah
indianapolis or any other city" was
the confident prediction of one mar
supposed to speak with knowledge. III
the event is not held on Long Island il
will not be held at all"
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
HOW sHRUBB GOT START.
While Going To Fire Briton Learned
His Ability as Runner.

II was through an accident that Al
fred Shrubb, the famous English run
ner, adopted running as profession.
one night about IL o'clock Shrubb
met man named Spencer, who was
then the champion runner of the ath-
letic club in the town in England
where Shrubb lived. Spencer was
then on his way to a fire.
Spencer invited me to run over to
see the fire." said Shrubb, but l told
him that / couldn't run. He insisted
however so we started The blaze
was three miles distant and my show
ing that night started me as n runner
I'm three months time | entered my
first meet / started i'm three events
the one-mile, three-mllc and four-milt
races, and won them all. From then or
continued to run.
"For five years I won the British
championship. and might have won Il
the sixth year had I not been sus'
pended by the English association
upon my return from a tour of Aus
tralia. That ended my eight years
career as an amateur.
Considering the English eligibility
rules, l think they are wrong. I ex'
pressed my opinion. to the English Of
ncials when I was suspended"
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
SPORTING EDITORS NOTES.

If Jake Stahl fails TO report this
spring, the Boston Red Sox may try
out iris Speaker at first base.
Christy Mathcwson. who is appear
ing in vaudeville. says he hopes to be-
come a sure-enough regular kind Of
an actor some day
President Murphy says that any Cub
failing to report and start with the
team Feb. 26., will have to pay his own
travelling expenses.
Report from Washington has it that
Manager McAleer will shift Wild"
Conroy from third base to the outfield
beginning with the coming season.
Miller Higgins Of the st. Louis Ma
tionals and "Ownie" Bush of Detroit
top the list in drawing bases on balls
i'm the major leagues.
All the new members of the Chica-
go White Sox have fine records as
minor leaguers. and the chances arc
that Hugh Duffy will develop a few
stars.
As capable umpires are getting Sc
scarce. President Lynch of the Nation
al League, will engage scout TO visit
the minor leagues and look over the
arbiters.
Manager Jennings will send his vet
Gran pitchers, Donovan, Mullen anC
! Summers to Hot Springs Ark, where
they will spend two weeks before join
ing the Tigers at Monroe, Louisiana.
Work has been started on the new
baseball park for the New York Am
orleans at Kingsbridge. The mali
grandstand, triple decked. will sea
10000 persons and on either side vii
be bleachers with seats for 10000 more
Tommy Burns would like to mattel
his hope" Jack Lester. against Car
Morris, the Oklahoma bear cat.
AL Kaufman says he will not NEE
Jack Johnson in six round bout. bu
will sign up at any time the champion
is ready for a finish contest.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
HOCKEY GAVE With PORT
ARTHUR Tam ON AGAIN

After a series of announcements and
denials which suggested the old gag,
"om again, on again etc., a definite
statement was made today by the
manager of the Mohawk hockey team
to the effect that arrangements had
been made for game to be played
next Tuesday evening at the Palestra
between the Mohawk and Port Arthur,
Canada sevens. The Port Arthur
team is to meet the Duluth team at
the Zenith City this evening and early
next week will come to the copper
country to meet the Mohawk and Por-
tage Lake teams in a series of games.
The team is said TO be one of the
strongest i'm the Dominion this winter
and an interesting contest is assured.
This is the second game of the sea-
son at the Palestra, the absence of a
regular team in this city being the
cause. The Mohawk team however is
composed almost entirely Of Calumet
players and their absence against the
Port Arthur team is looked forward tC
|
county seven, Bateman, Gray, Uksla
Hogan. Chaput and st. George were
former members of the Red Jacket anC
Laurium teams i'm the Amateur league
The seat sale for Tuesday nights
game will open tomorrow and it is ex
pected there will be good demand
for tickets.
Arrangements have been made 70
a special train over the Keweenav
Cenrtal road. leaving Phoenix at
o'clock. Mohawk at 1928, Copper Cit.
at 80 and arriving at Laurium a
$50. AS the train will stop at all in
tervening stations including Cllff ant
Ojibway, it will provide an eXcellen
opportunity for the hockey fans o
Keweenaw county to attend the game
A large crowd of Mohawk rooters i
eXpected. The train viii leave immed
lately after the game for the retur
trip.
: The Laurium band has been engag
ed to furnish music for this occasion
which feature will undoubtedly oe ap
= prcciated.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
LITTLE POLITICAL GOSSIP.

Although the date set by the council
for the spring caucus is only three
weeks away, very little interest has
been manifested in affairs political so
far. The names of several prospective
candidates have been mentioned for
the four positions which will be va
Gated on the board of trustees but nc
definite announcements has been made
so far. However during the next few
weeks, it is expected interest will in
crease and by the date of the caucus
it is likely spirited contests will be il
progress for several of the positions.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
TIE Important
Problem

confronting anyone in need of laxa.
tive is not question of a single ac-
tion only, but of permanently bene-
fetal effects, which will follow proper
efforts to live in a healthful way, with
the assistance of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Sienna, whenever 1t is re-
Qulred, as it cleanses the system
gently yet promptly, without irritation
and will therefore always have the
preference of all who wish the best OF
family laxatives.
The combination has the approval
of physicians because 1t is known TO
be truly beneficial, and because 1t has
given satisfaction to the millions oi
well-informed families who have used
it for many years past.
To get its beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine manufactured by tho
California FiG Syrup Co. only.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
NORYAL BAPTIt And MISS
BUTLER WILL ENTERTAIN

The management of the Palestra
skating rink of Laurium considers it
self fortunate in the engagement Of
Norval Baptie, champion speed skater
of the world and Miss Isabel Butler for
an appearance at that rink tomorrow
evening. Mr. Baptie is well known in
the copper country and if the success
of past performances on the steel run
ners in this city may be taken as a
criterion, he is sure to please. In 9TH
er exhibitions in this city, Baptie has
been practically the sole attraction,
hut this year he has the assistance of
another clever and capable entertainer.
one of the features of the entertain
ment will be an Illustration of some of
the fancy figures which can be cut 10y
skaters in pairs.
Baptie and Miss Butler are billed for
an exhibition at Mohawk this evening
Concerning the recent appearance OF
this duo at Duluth, the, News Tribune
Of that city has the following:
"Norval Baptie, the worlds cham
pion skater, gave an exhibition of fan
cy and speed ice skating at the Cur
ling rink last evening. There was 9
large crowd out to see this peer OF the
steel blades and his work with that o
Miss Butler pleased the large crowd tc
an echo.
"Norval Baptie is recognized as thu
worlds greatest ice skater, havin'
won the professional worlds cham
pionship at Montreal, Canada, Feb
4, 1906 and established several world
records which he still holds. Isabe
Butler is without n doubt the mos
skllful and deXterous lady exhibition
skater now appearing before the pub
lie.
'The program included fancy ic
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
WOLVERINES TO
START TRAINING
PREPARATION FOR TRACK AND
BASEBALL EVENTS SOON TO
BE MADE AT THE UNIVER-
SlTY OF MICHIGAN.

Ann Arbor, Feb. 9.-Trainer
Kraenzlein will soon issue a formal
call for track candidates and in an
other week the men will be ready TO
begin preparing for the opening of the
season. The first meet is only two
weeks away but inasmuch as the
meets for the first three or four weeks
are of a preliminary nature II will not
be necessary for the athletes to have
rounded to mid-season form for more
than a month.
The dual engagement with Syracuse
at Syracuse and the meet with the
Cornell team here are the only two in
tercollegiate meets on the Michigan
indoor schedule. However, the Fresh
Soph meet. the preliminary meet and
the varsity meet will give the varsity
candidates plenty of work TO do for
the next six weeks, during which time
il will be possible for Trainer Kraenz-
lein to get definite line on the caliber
| of the men with whom he has to work
i'm getting together the team that will
represent Michigan at the intercolle-
giate meet.
At the same time that the track men
get down to work, Coach Rickey and
Captain Hill OF the baseball team viii
begin whipping into condition the as
pirants for places on the varsity base
ball team. If the best of the men upor
whom Coach Hickey is depending are
able to get through their examinations
successfully it is likely that Michigan
will have a team which will rival foi
strength the last last Michigan team
that Lew McAllister coached. Incl
dentally, that year-1909-was the las
time that Michigan played Brown
Fritz Blanding and Chick Lather'
combining and confederating TO brinI
about the downfall of the Providence
aggregation in the climactic game o
the season.
Not only are practically all of las
years veterans available for the team
this year-barring ineligibility, o
course. on account of failure in thei
college workout there are enough
new dSpiiihS W bN''N'~''
to assure the veterans some keen com
petition. Hickey is particularly enthu
siastic over the outlook for stronI
staff of catchers and for a brillian
outfield: although, singularly enough
it Is largely on the new men that n
is banking in these two departments.
Walch. who relieved Captain Enzen
roth in part of the games last year
as well as in 1909, will do part of tn
catching. but Hickey thinks he ha
two or three youngsters who will out
shine the veterans Harrington, TN
coast halfback, who broke leg in TN
; first scrimmage of the season last ia
after leading Yost to believe that n
surely would win berth in the var
! sity backfeld. is one Of the backstop
who looks best to Hickey. while Fisch
er and Borleske. who also singularl
enough, are football players, are tn
others who look best.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09

pense for fumigation and for keeping
the main thoroughfares of the village
free of snow. $500 was expended for
fumigation and SOS for watching con-
tagious diseases, while the bill for
clearing the snow from the streets
amounted to $796. both bills being
much heavier than usual. The Hough-
ton County Traction company pays
one half of the cost of removing the
snow from the streets.
AS the snow storm which visited the
copper country last week was one of
the heaviest of the season, and as the
work of clearing away the surplus
snow has only been completed, 1t Is
likely that the bills for February will
be fully as large as those for the past
month.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
AN ovERsEER OF UMPlREs.

President Williams of the Virginia
league, appears a most up-to-date ex-
ecutive. He will employ an overseer
of umpres this season. The fashion
was set by Ban Johnson, of the Amer
lean league, last summer. When Jack
Sheridan, the veteran arbiter, threw
up his job at washington johnson
made him chief of umpires. Sheridan
didn't act very long in his new rule
as Ban soon ran short of workmen and
put old Jack back into harness. This
year Sheridan will do all his umpirinp
from the grandstand.
The Calumet news., 1911-02-09
UNUSUAL BASEBALL TANeLE.

For the first time in baseball his
tory an ante-season spring series of
games is to decide the championship
OF the previous year. Dallas and
Houston. Of the Texas league, have
been ordered by the board OF directors
TO play seven games this spring for the
1910 title. Dallas was awarded the
pennant last fall. but Houston's pro-
test 10 game was substantiated by
Secretary J. A. Farrell OF the Nation
al Association. This action tied Hous-
ton and Dallas i'm the percentage col
umn. The Dallas management threat.
ems to ignore the latest ruling.