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The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
No Substitute.

Interest in art. letters and architec-
ture. success in business politics and
social life, loyalty to clubs. ereeds and
rituals will not satisfy the souIs ma
tive thirst for God. There are no sub
stitutes for Godfrey. A. Petty. Con
gregationalist. Springfield, Mass.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
ItaIy's Gratitude to New Jersey.

Governor Wilson has received from
Huntington Wilson, Assistant Secre-
tary of State of the United States, at
Washington, D. c., a diploma and sill
yer medal which has been awarded to
New Jersey by the Government Of
Italy in reorganization of the merltori-
Gus services rendered the sufferers
from the earthquake in Clabria in
1908. They will be placed in the
State Museum.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
cherry-Pieker,s Fate.

Suspended head down from a cher
ry tree, workmen on the Albert Sire
place at Morris Plains found tho
body of William H. oakley of New
ark, who had been missing since July
8, when he came to Morris Plains on
a berry expedition. Searching par
ties secured the country for him.
Coroner johnson sad the mar had
been dead a week. Aakley wAz yard
master for the Lackawanna railroad
at Hoboken. The o brought in
a verdict in accordance with facts.
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Know Railroad Values Now.

Charles K. Hansel, the taxation ex-
pert, has finished the work of the re-
valuation of railroad and canal prop
erty Of New Jersey for the purpose of
assessing this property at it's true
value. While no figures have been
given out it is understood that the
second-class property shows a big in
crease, especially in Jersey City.
Mr.. Hansel has been asked by the
Railroad Commission Of California to
appraise transportation companies
there.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
TORY ~coMMoNERs RIOT.
Storm Of Rage and Hate Unclaimed
in British Parliament.

London.-The last act of the Parlia-
mentary revolution was ushered in
with a revolutionary scene
For the first time in it's history the
House of Commons refused to listen
to a speech by the Prime Minister.
For the first time in it's history the
Speaker of the House was compelled
to invoke the rule which empowers
him Gin case of grave disorder to
declare the sitting adjourned on his
own responsibility.
No such hostile passions have had
free rein in a chamber, which tradi-
tionally carries on it's debates with
chivalrous courtesy, since the stormy
days of the Gladstone home rule bills.
Shouts, groans and epithets were
flung out from the galleries in a
stream.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
Wilson Signs Appropriations Bill.

All the bills passed by the Legisla-
ture have been either signed or vetoed
by Governor Wilson. The last to be
disposed of was the Annual Appropri-
atoms bill, which the Governor sign
ed. 1t carries SIS, 9 6.092 for the main
tenance of the State Government. The
fiscal year begins on November 1
next and ends on October 81, 1912.
Expenditures beyond this amount will
be provided for in a supplemental bill
to be passed by the next Legislature
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
LLoYps REFUSE WAR RISKS.
VIII Accept Mo Liabilities for Date

viii Accept Mo Liabilities for Dates
Later Than August 8.
London.-Underwriters at Lloyds
have given notice that they will not
accept liability for war risks under
marine insurance contracts after Au-
gust 8.
The decision is believed to have
been prompted partly by the Moroccan
difficulty and partly by the govern
ment's approval of the Declaration OF
London.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
Walks cooIIy Out Of Jail.

Harvey A. Wise, alias Harry Shirk,
a horse thief with a record, escaped
the county Jail. He was arrested on
suspicion of having stolen a horse in
Newark. Later it was found that he
was wanted for horse-stealing in Bucks
county, Pa, and was held awaiting ex-
tradiction.
Wise has served "a years, or nearly
half his life, for horse-stealing. He
apparently walked out Of the jail un-
noticed 1t is the most remarkable
escape in the county's annals.
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Need of Ideals.

If men did not have ideals what
would they think about and what
could they live by?-Rev. OK a
penter. Methodist Episcopalian. Chi
cago
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
TO EXPLOIT RECIPROCITY.
Hay Dealers Plan to Corner the Cana
dian Crop on Options.

dian Crop on Options.
Milwaukee.-The central hay mar
ket of the West has begun a move
ment to take immediate advantage of
the reciprocity treaty by o%ptioning
Canadian hay. Hay prices advanced
here for the seventh consecutive mar
ket day, reaching the highest figure
since the Civil War, choice timothy
being quoted at SIS to $26 a ton.
Milwaukee hay dealers are prepar-
ing to scour Canada for hay as soon
as the Canadian Parliament passes
the reciprocity treaty and take up
every ton offered for sale.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
BOY GYMNAsT HANGED.

Ropes He Was Playing With Got Into
a Moose Round Neck.
Cambridge, Mass. = Fondness for
gymnastics cost the life of George
Tracy, fourteen years old, of this city,
when in an effort to suspend himself
by the head and chin on two ropes in
the cellar of his home he was choked
to death. One of the moose ropes slip
ned under his chin. He was discov-
cred by his sister, Gertrude.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Growers report that the apple crop
will be unusually heavy in Hunterdon
county.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

In my opinion there is only n way
of serving humanity either at home or
abroad-that is to endeavor to Kill
selfishness.-Sir William Hartley.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

The first Jersey lima beans arrived
in market in Millville and sold for SO
cents a quart.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
HARVESTER TRUST SUITS.
Action for Dissolution of Corporation
Within Four Months.

Within Four MonthS.
Washington.-A criminal prosecu-
ton will be begun within four months
against the organizers and officers of
the International Harvester company
(the Harvester Trust) by the Federal
Government.
At the same time the Government
will begin civil action against the cor
poration for dissolution. Both prose
cutions will be under the Sherman
Antitrust law.
These statements were made by of
fcials of the Department of Justice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Twenty baskets of peaches taken
into Bridgeton netted the grower $50.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Secretary Lamb of the Board of
Health, issued 80 marriage licenses
at Vineland the past year.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Supreme Court Justice Thomas w.
Trenchard has purchased a home in
Trenton, where he will live in the
future. He succeeds Justice Reed on
the Mercer circuit of the court. He
has always resided at Bridgeton.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28
New CHARGE AGAINST Fake Priest.

New Charge Against Fake Priest.
Wanted in Reading, Pa, for secur-
ing 5000 under false pretenses, Adel-
bert Busco, masquerading as a priest,
was arrested as he was leaving the
Mercer county workhouse after serv-
ing so days
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Charles, the thirteen-year-old son Of
Councilman McClain of Trenton, died
of tetanus. The boy stepped On a rus
ty nail.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Cuttings From Late Dispatches That
Epitomize the News of the State
for a Week-Fishermen Report
Good Luck at Coast Resorts.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Flemington's annual fair will be
held during the first week in August.
A large poultry show will be among
the added attractions.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

At the formal opening of the play
ground for colored children at Sew
enth street and Kaighn avenue, Cam
den, Mayor Ellis was the principal
speaker.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

The international misunderstanding
affecting manufacturers of potash in
Germany and the members of the Ma
tional association of Fertilizer Manu-
facurers in the United States was
threshed out at the annual convention
of the latter body, at the Million Dol
lar Pier in Atlantic City. There were
more than 200 delegates at the gather
ing, representing practically every
State in the Union.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Charged by Joseph Parent Of
Bridgeton turnpike. with having stol-
en- a suit of clothes and about $25 in
cash from him, John Matthews, a
farmland of Millville, was captured
in Bridgeton, and taken to Millville
for a hearing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

The old cornerstone of st. Barna-
bas' P. E. church, laid in 1858 and un-
earthed recently by workmen remod-
cling the edifice, was relaid with ap-
propriate ceremony by Rev. Philip
Smith. The contents of the stone, a
Bible and prayer book, were placed
in a hermetically-sealed glass jar and
with other records were buried under
the new wing of the church.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

William Rage, a Jersey Central
brakeman, was killed. at the railroad
station at Somerville, when his foot
slipped on the wet rails as he attempt
ed to board a slow-moving engine.
Rage had thrown a switch and signal
ed the empty engine TO pass.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

Joseph rNerno, who was shot three
times by Dominick Kalasett, died at
his home in North Wildwood, it being
impossible to remove the injured man
to the hospital. Kalasett was lodged
In the county jail.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

John Matthews, a confessed army
deserter and who is alleged to have
robbed Joseph Parent of a suit Of
clothes and $25 in cash, after working
as a farmland, was sent to county
Jail by Mayor Ware of Millville, in de-
fault of $500 bail.
The Penn's Grove record., 1911-07-28

George Ciliberto, alleged murderer
of Petro Dattilo, after a hearing be-
fore Justice of the Peace Rush, was
committed to prison to await the &C.
ton of the Grand Jury at Ocean City.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
Gin ~uernanftiees 6cieb.

60 gang obne algemeines Snterefie
hiirfte es AM Gnbe ni6t iein. tpie bas
@eribt iiber Die 8erfaiiunsSmdbias
felt zines 8cieees oenft, bas man in
Ge6rnsfa 3itr @ini6rdntung Der
S%ruucnarbeit IN Sabriten. medJaniz
lfen nnp fauintdnnii6en 9etrieben
9emaft bat. Die gauge 9elpegung
dlif oieiem @ebiete lit ia nidt neil unb
aud bas p%orliegcnbc @eieb 1T ni6t
gerabe etfpas gang Reues. Sn per>
ihiebenen Stnatem bot mar ia in Die
ier Gi6tuns i6ou allerbanb 9etban
unb in Nebrasfa gelang cs i'm Sabre
1890 elm @eies ms 2eben su rufer.
bas gum 5beil i6on LANCE in 8ebraud)
lit. bis auf Die Seitimumllngen iiber Die
arbcits6eit Der Srauen in Sabrifea
unb @eiddften.
Sannb lit es berboten. buB in Sas
brifen. mehanifden ober faufmdnni>
ihen Setrieben, SOtels ODER Heitalls
rants cine Srau mebr als go Stunz
ben ipDheutlid, unb 10 Stuuben tag
lif arbeitet. &ild bari Die 9ei6Gftiz
8ulH Hul 6iplIuJeU U ltpt UtoIBells
unp 10 lt6r a6enbs itattfinpcu. ubcr
inter teineu llmitdnben 10 Stunben
an iraenb einem 5n9e iiberiGreiten.
Sn anosren Irbeits5peieeu barf Die
Srau 10 LANCE arbeiteu mie lie mil
ooer mub. 9aS mill freili6 nid,t piel
iagen, benu seraoe Die 6e6ei6neten
Seiddfti9unscn iinb pornebmlih iold1e.
in benen gar al leid1t Die grbeits3cit
pcrldn9ert unb bisipeilen iogar in Die
gaft binein auseeoebnt tpirb. llebris
gems 5ebn Stunben iollten mebr ais
geniiseno iein, Die &rdite elmer Srau
bis 5iir GrihOpfun9 ous8unlben. Sas
boben offeubar aud Die @eiebaeber
Hebrasfa's 9eiublt uno besbalb nod
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
SIabeneer ,ftaeebenbaneel.

R E II, 9. Mai. - 9ie g~ut6IQur>
gen iiber oas Sreiben bes gten Porter
Gintpanberungs : gommiiidrs 8ils
liams baben bier 9robes aufic6en err
reat uno, fperoen bon ben 3cihmoeu
in ldngen artiteln 6eipro6en. Man
fra9t oerfulnoert. pie es BEL Der
brutalen Sur6iiibrung Der @iuipouz
behring's : @eiese mOeli6 lit. nab Die
SinIubr bon .peiBcn S%tlapinnen"
llidlt perbinbert ipiro.
Sap Der WGo6en6anbcl naf
Imerita nod INNER bliibt, lit burd
@erbaftung mebrerer Ntit9lieScr elmer
ganbe 6eipieien tporben, bie an Der
gaIiSii6z ruiiii6en @ren3e felt Sa6ren
elm 8eidNift baraus gemddbt bate,
ruiiiide politiide Slii6tlingc a6sus
fangen unb iie segen Se8abluna Den
S6ergen beS Gsareu alsSuliefern.
Die llnterii6un9 bat eraeben, buB
Die Sanbe in ben lesten flint Sabren
800 Mdb6en iiber, Ganaba mad, Sem
Dort bertauite unS nit Sdnolern o1i
Der Nefu PORTER Gillette in 8eIfdftss
berfebr itano. 8eitere 8er6afhunaeu
Itno 5l ernarten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

Auslanbe be5ieben. Sn breibig Sabs
rem bat Die einbeimiife Yrobuftion
lid perneunfaht:. i'm Sabre 1880 be-
Lief lie iif auf 10000 Sonnen, i'm
lcbten Sabre nlf $4,000 Souncn.
Su bemielben 3eitrnum itiea Die GIN
fllbr bon $4,000 auf 2,SS7. 900
5onncn. @on Der einbeimii6en Yros
button entfdQt reidlif Die Sdlfte aui
Die Observation-Disclosures. Su 5cbrl
Sabren lit Die Srobuttion lnierer
Riiben5uderz Snpuitrie o 1000 auf
SOP 900 Sonuen geitie9cn. bagegen
lit Die gr5eugun9 bon &~obr5uder
bon $4,000 auf $4,000 Sonnen
5uriid9c9angcn. ga unIere 8iibenz
5lifer : Snouitrie nod iebr entrpids
luugsfdbig lit. pirb ibre Sroouftion
porausii1tlid ifpu in Den ndditen
Sabren gang erbeblif ireigen.
Die engliI6e Hegierlng bat nit
i6ren lenfburen 2ufti6iffen penig
Slid. Der 2enfballon .9cbalbb".
ipelder bciddbi1t purbe. ais er mad
cincm erfolgrei6cn Slug bon Pdris
I'M leSten CONNER III Ieincu Sbups
pen in Ilbersbot aebrnht ipcrben
ioate, lit n~erfloiiene 8ohe BET ieiner
eriten Yeriu6sinbrt in Sarnbprouab
gdn5lih 6ertriimmert iporben. Gin
9rpbes 2uiti6iif Der arie9smarine,
beiieu Contribution itreng scbeim 9es
bnlten lpirbc urb neldJes beitimmt
mar, bei Der anldBlif Der &ronuugss
Seitlihteitcn neranitaltctcn Slottens
ifdu mtit3uipirten, lit ebenfals lestc
Node in Barron 10 id)tper beifdbigt
morben, odB es Wpuate bnuern nirb,
bis cs mieSer in 5bdtisfeit treten lam.
9as Suftihiff ~.Scbnuby" nerunaliidte
babur6, baB eS 9egen cine Saums
sruppe iticb uno babel in trimmer
giu9. 0taior Cir ". 9anncrman,
Der Seieblsbaber bes Sufii6ificrs Sas
taiGonS in Soutb marlborough mn
9bef Der Gesicrunas : g%eronauten.
uabm nit elmer aus iieben Wam be-
itebenbeu @btbeilung bas Suftidiif
Ibcuts aus ieinem Shuppen. Der
~2ebaubp" erbob iih gra3ios IN Die
Siiftc unb iegelte cine 3eit lang NIT
boiler Siderbeit. BAH uber bc9ann
Der SaIon 81 iiufen. Gls beinabc
bilislpier Spielbaa Der 8inoe itieb er
gegen Die Idume. Wan borte eil
aroBcS ara6en unb NciBeu. unb alss
balb egploDirte Die @asbitue nit eiuem
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

einige Ginid)rdnfungen ba5u 9enad,t.
60 mug ben neiblifen Ineeite1tcrl
seitattet Iein, iih az iesen, ipenn ibre
Grbett nidt rtbebinet i'm Stehen 9ez
tbar irerben riiB. nftb ibnen aud Die
notbi9e 3cit unb &ubc fir ibre Wtdble
5eiten gefpibrt iperDen.
SaB oergleiGen geieslifc &egellns
gen nDtbig iinb, ut an mn iiir ii6
traurig; q ioute bod heufen, OaB
bieie cinfatiten &orihrifteu ci1er perT
niinftigen Eudiiftnabme lid bon ielbit
beritiinoen. Se3baIb bate man bas
mails, ais baS Geiet nngcrpmmcn
iuurne, mphl iMuerlidj scabnt, hae cs
crit n5ttis ieir miiRie, icinc %erfni=
iu,igsmGkigfrit gerihtlih feititeiIcR
su lnTen. @6cr Ger Meenid irrt iif
mandrnnl iebr, mnp 10 lit es nenn ges
fpmn,en, Sae bieies MT iih harmlpfe
unb iidJcr gan5 peruinftise 8cfct bic
idlDnitc Insiimt bet, iih 5n cinem
,beriibntten &edJtSina" anSsuipahien.
ga, has bat dnd, ieir @ntcs; amf Dieic
grt mirb es INN 10 cher bic Iufinerfs
iamfeit Der iibriscn Staaten anf fih
sieben uitb Wenihcnfreunben mic Ge=
.ietaebern - bas lit niht INNER bass
ieibe - ais nadjabmuneswertbes Bel
ipiel uttb gnipprn bieten, unb stuar
rirerlei, Of eS 0nabe Dpr benz Huge
bcr 6idter finbet pher ntft. 9as
Siel lit critrebenswcrth, tnb sebt's
uiGt. 70, 10 selinst es uielletft anf
anbere Weiie. - .@eitl. SOFT"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

lingen nod itie bn setpeieres ges
leiifet pirS.
Iusiteliings @ebdroe I'M tperts bon
;O0.000.000 II. lperben errid,tet in
betoen StGSten, unb fperben Die be-
Iud)er Der auslreuunsen in 9aIditen
Due cine aeiamt inme bon 200. 000.s
600 II. r~epreientieren eingefiibrt.
hnr6 Die onteilnabme Der ~aeian1ten
Staateu mic aud Der 4usldnbiihen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

lauten Small. Gin Wann Der Sc
iabuns erlitt cine i6pere @erlcbung.
Ser .2ebauop" mar 337 Sui unb
Dag Narines 9ufti6iff $40 Sub lang.
Ser Clement : Sdparb". 500 SUB
lang. nelher ebeufalls bon Sranfreid
mad gnglanb ~seiloeen. lit nunmebr
Der ein3i9e, Der Hegieruns unbeiddz
bigt perblie6ene 2%enfballon. 9oS
Snbr3eug bat ieit ieiner Infunft i'm
lesten Serbit nod feline Sabrten INTER-
Itonnlcu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
(Spe5iais gorreippnbens.)
aus Ser G,ptscn Statt.

auerlei Irbeiterwirret tn Spm. -
Seite. = Die etbnpsrapbiide Aus.
neiinns. - Shwader Veind. -
Jlane @effdfte. = Gin 3pmanp
bi Homa. = Smdsjasben s,piiden
Civilizations unb MntpS. - Galpur.
Itanns. - Npn,, eim Seebafen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

(Sorfeenns bon Der /. Seite.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

q Ger 3udcruer6rnu6 bat ii6 in ben
y lebten breiBig ,Sabren in Den Ser.
Gtaaten mebr ais p%erbpppelt, iii alio
, Der 8nnobme Der 8ep0lteruns nidt
unerbe6li6 poraus9eetlt. Sm Sabre
ESQ entiiel auf ben aopi Der 9eb6ltes
nisuEng elm @erbrall9 bon 80 Yfmb,
lrTt leBten Sabre lparer eS nu6 ben
lobs mittelun9en oes Geniusbureaus 10
freq lnb. Die Ser. Staateu perbrails
nesatn mebr Sllder alS iraenb elm 2anb
II ,Br 8elt. lno obifon lie iel6it piel
= mo lGer problSieren, miiien tic INNER
sgnto3 brei @iertel ibres Seoaries bonn
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

pc 9ie Carnegie : SeIoenccminiIfion
'nperlieb in ibrer gu Sitt56urs anfangs
geDaai a%6gebaltenen Stsuna So ausz
: se3eihnnngen fir belbenmiitbigc Sbatcn,
,Seuobei elm Sbeil Der Iusge5eidneten
,,;am's 2eben fam. gs iplrben irsz
n%.'.Jeiannt neuu fil6erne unb iedsunos
le',tpun5i8 bron5ene RebniQen berlieben.
HlIn 8elbipcnben famen $34,100 CUR
nf8ertbeilung, uno auberbem pllrScn
aidn Bttttren bon berurt Nus9c5eihrete
Sa6respeniionen I'M 9etragc bon ST.
id310 bepiIiat. Inter 9enell, Die Gin
obt8elbeeihent erbnlten baben, beiinbet
iebi6 George St. Niiir bon 0runo Naz
no,r,ribs, isis, Der lebten Sdnuar cine
aa.a.3}ron3emebniIle cr6iclt. Wtitir leibet
iel,un an S%dipinbiuht. Sas @elo lit
Muir feline YfIe9e bcitintmrt. Su nern
oel Fallen fam Der Netter bel ser Retz
Nl1ugstbnt inns 2eben. unb in bieicn
nl,Ydaen purOeu Die Meoaileu unb
al, BelSfpenoen bcren an9eborigeu
bC Iegcbcn.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-24
Took tie Mules Word.

The originator of a widely known
probation system, Judge William ]
Pollard, of st. Louis police court
had unique way of dealing out JUS
tice to minor offenders, says the St
Louis Star "A driver had been brought
before Judge Pollard, charged with
cruelty to animals. He had been driv-
ing CALLED mule, but he had an eX-
pert witness in a veterinarian who
testified that the sore on the mules
back did not pain the animal in the
least.
The judge listened attentively to the
long technical opinion, and then de-
manded to know the mules where
abouts. He was informed that it was
harnessed to wagon which stood on
the street in front of the court house.
The judge then ordered that the court
be adjourned for five minutes
He took his cane and proceeded tc
the street, went up to the mule, and
with the end of his cane gently touch
ed the sore spot on the animals back.
The mule promptly tried to kick the
dashboard off the wagon. Once again
the judge touched the sore spot with
his cane and the mule responded rs
before
The prisoner was called before him.
with all due respect to the expert
testimony you have introduced in your
behalf to show that the mules back
does not pain him, will give you 50"
announced the judge. 81 asked the
mule if the sore hurt him and he said
it did"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-24
Sensitive About 1t.

The late John Q. A, Ward, famous
sculptor, was a famous horseman as
we'll, says the Washington Star Often
at the Country Club in New York MI
War would illustrate an argument
with some experience drawn from his
horse dealings.
That" he once said of a very
lucky picture sale-"that reminds me
Iof Cumbermere.
"Cumbermere, beautiful mare, was
disposed of for a good price to a gen
tleman, and few days later the gen
leman discovered that she was blind
He managed to sell her himself, how
ever, for rather more than he ha(
paid for her. Then, day or two lat
er, the new owner turned up.
"Look here, said the new owner
'Cumbermere's stone blind
CT know it, said the gentleman.
You didn't say anything about it,
said the new owner, flushing angrily
Well, you see,' explained the gen
tleman, the dealer who sold her t.
me didn't tell me about it himself
and so I thought that perhaps hi
didn't want it known
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-24
Shubby and Sharp.

The manager popped out of his pri-
vate sanctum, says London Answers
Got a penknife, Brown" he asked
The assistant manager shook his
head
Have you. Jorkins?"" queried the
manager. turning to the head clerk
Pm sorry, sir" replied Jorkins
apologetically' but l left it at home.'
Have you, Piggott?"
No, Piggott hadn't Nor had Blobbs
Nor had Wright, nor Wrong, nor
Whacker.
Extraordinary" exclaimed the
manager. Not a soul in the office
with such a simple thing as a pen
knife!"
please, sir, I've one!" piped the
office boy.
Well, I'm blessed!" said the mana
ger. 'fAnd how comes it that you,
out of all my staff, are the only one
to have your pocket knife on you?"
q dessay," replied the youth, "its
because my wages are so small that
can't afford more than one pair O.
trousers!"
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The Expedient.

The Shakespearian star threaded his
long fingers through his longer hair
and cautiously approached the mana
ger, says the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Can you lend me fifteen cents, old
man?' he asked.
What for?" the manager demanded
suspiciously
well, what do you suppose l want
it for?' retorted the star, pointing TO
his unshaven chin. "You don't expect
me to play Romeo tonight with six
days growth of beard Oil my face, 40
you?"
"Ch, if that's ALL" the manager said,
I'VE can soon put things right"
Then you'll lend it " asked the star
eagerly
mo, I'm not going to waste money
in hair dressing expenses" replied the
manager. Wen change the bill to-
night and put ON His Last Hope'-and
you shall play the pawnbroker!"
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Prophet Not on the job.

Dr.. Harvey Wiley, head OF the Du-
reau of chemistry, at Washington, WHO
has won much militant fame in the
pure food embroglios, is an ardent and
old-school Republican, says the Phila-
delphia Ledger Also he is bosom
friend of Willis Moore, chief of the
weather bureau. Last November they
sat side by side in the Cosmos Club
listening to the election returns that
told of a Democratic landslide. The
news at first ran bad for the doctor,
then it changed and ran worse But
drought it all he sat perfectly impas-
sive and impeHurbable.
At length there came in with the
midnight a peculiarly disheartening
dispatch from a one-time powerful Re-
publican stronghold.
AS the worthy doctor arose in dis
gust he turned to his companion, the
chief of the weather bureau, and with
eringly said: willis, l wish you had
predicted this!"
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