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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10

Clyde and HerOld Little are at
MackSville with their mother who
was called to the bedside of her
parents who are very i'll.
Sunday, January 20, a baby
boy was born to Mr.. and Mrs. H.
DunStOn, of route 2.
Monday, Jan. 80, a baby boy
to Mr.. and Mrs. Kramer Jansen,
of route l.
Born, Monday evening, to Mr..
and Mrs. Scott Hays, on route
one, a fine baby girl.
Born, at 12:15 today, a baby
girl, to Mr.. and Mrs. John F.
BOrtz.
F. Caller and daughter, Blanche
who have been visiting relatives
and friends in Ohio since before
the holidays, returned home Mon
day morning.
Mrs. Cchrepple, who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. Kramer
Jansen, for the past three weeks
returned to her home In Ransom
this week.
James Fairbairn. and Jake
Welmer left Sunday morning fOl
Plains and from there intended t,
90 to Oklahoma to take a look
at Jake's farm.
Mr.. Ney of Wisconsin. who has
been visiting his sons. Ed and
Emil, went to western Kansas las
Friday to look over the country
with the view of investing.
G. c. Gilstarp attended the
lumberman'S convention in Kan
sas City last week. From there
ne went to Wichita where he met
Mrs. Gllstrap and they returned
home Sunday morning.
Mrs. Henry Shartz of near Ell
lmwOOd, daughter of Mr.. anr
Mrs. Pete Krier, underwent a
successful operation at the Great
Bend hospital last Tuesday and is
reported as doing nicely.
Jake Smith died at his home
IN Hollywood, Wednesday, Feb. l.
lie Is a brother of A. F. Smith
northeast of town and Mrs. VIII
Andrea, of Hollywood.
Sebastian Krier, brother of
Pete Krier, who has been visiting
here for the past two weeks. left
last Friday for his home in Port
washington, Wis, John Krier.
and wife who are aSlo here from
Belgium, Wis, viii continue their
visit for couple of weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. j. Bailey went
10 HOSlngtOn Saturday evening
evening and visited with Mrs,
Frank ROesler till Monday morn
ing, then left for McCrackne,
then from McCracken to La.
Crose, visiting with the Slower
family and coming home Tuesday
morning. Mr.. Bailey was look
ing up real estate.
Willie Soeken, son of Mr.. and
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10
THINK THIS OVER.
This offer should Gain the Con-
fidence of the most Skpetical


We pay for all the medicine us
ed during the trial, if our RENE
dy fails to completely relieve YOU
OF constipation. We take all the
risk. You are not obliged to us
IL any way. whatever, if you ac-
ceptj our offer. That S a mighty
broad statement, but we mean
every, word of it. Could anything
be more fair for yOuG
A most scientific common
sense treatment is Rexall Order
lies, which are eaten like candy.
Their active principle is recent
scinetifn discovery that is odor-
less, cOlOrlesS and taSteless; very
pronounced, gentle and pleasant
In actiOn, and particularly agree
able IN every way. This ingre-
dent does not cause diarrhoea.
nausea, fIatulence, gripping or
any inconvenience whatever. Re-
all Orderlies are particularly
good for children, aged and deli
cate persons.
If you suffer from chronic or
habitual constipation, or the as
sOciate or dependent chronic all
ments, we urge you to try Rex
all Orderlies at our risk. Re
member you can get them in
Great Bend only at our sotre.
IL tablets 10 cents; Sc tablets Is
cents. The eRexall Store. Hoop
er Drug G., Great Bend.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10
ELLn, WOOD.
From The Leader.

10 o o q q @ o O
Mrs. Robe of Great Bend was
the Sunday guest of Miss Gusta
West.
Mrs. John Wagner went to
Silica Monday morning for a Wis
il with her sister, Mrs. C. Chal,
FAINT. 81
Mrs. John Weber and Miss
Katherine Kuhena, were the
guests at the Bert Schaffer home
in Great Bend Wednesday.
Will Klem.was here from CHM
arrOn this week for a visit with
relatives and old trends and also
looking after business matters.
Will is in the real estate business
at that place and is doing well.
Mrs. Dubra and daughters, Nola
and Gertrude, and Mr.. and Mrs.
jim Clark and Manila Item made
a trip overland to HOisingtOn and
Great Bend in the formers car
last Thursday.
Miss Lydia Bublitz, who has
been visiting at the home of John
Dick, left for her home in Mil
waukee, Wis, Wednesday MORN
ing. o
Mr.. HarbOlt came in from Ha-
ven and Hutchinson Monday ev-
enng, where he had been visiting
with his daughter and sons.
Miss Bessie Durkee of the Ster-l
ling Hospital and who has been
nursing at the Werner home left
Tuesday evening for her home in
Sylvia.
Theodore Heine, who has been
visiting with relatives and friends
here for several days, left We'd
neSday morning for his home
in West Haven, Indiana.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Frick of
Hutchinson and Mr.. and Mrs.
King of Great Bend. were the
Sunday guests of their parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Gus. Keinzle.
] Mrs. j. +. Denote and Mrs.
Clyde Carson visited with Mrs. ],
X, MclIullen on Friday of last
week.
Miss Thompson, sister of Mrs.
Merle Snare, arrived Sunday ey-
enmg from Dodge City for a
short visit.
Frank AIeggers left Sunday
morning for t trip of several
wekeS TO Chicago, Milwaukee and
other points.
Misses Lillian Troilet and Elsie
ullSslnan were here from Great
Bend Sunday morning for short
visit with friends.
Miss Gergia BaTows was the
Sunday guest o her sister. Mrs
j. TOnkin Of Great Bend.
Mrs. Chas. Andrea and daugh-
Ter, Mrs. VIM. Howard were Hut
Crimson visitors Monday.
= Miss Emma Kruger went to
treat Bend Monday evening for
few days visit with friends.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10
New. Cooking Ware for Church.

At the Homes of Mrs. James
Clayton. and Mrs. Rev. COckerill,
Tuesday and Wednesday after
nOOns,. tests were made showing
the qualities of aluminium cook
ing utensils These tests were
conducted by representatives of
the ''Wear-Ever'' company. The
Ladies aid circles will procure a
complete equipment of the alum
MUM pare for their church kitcIl-
en.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10

Closing out. Come and see
what you can buy for just a lit
tie money. Saturday we will sell
Ladies' and Children's Shoes val
ues up to $500 for SOC.
FRANK WELLS,
North Side Square.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10
A Tough Picture

A Jewell City boy went to a
moving picture show after hav-
ing a personal encounter with a
skunk. All of the other people
got up and left as soon as he
had seated himself.
Gee whiz,' said he, chat
last picture must have made ey-
erybOdy tired" .tn
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10
For Better Dairying.

Kansas ought to be, and is deS-
tined to become, one of the lead
ing dairy states in the union.
DaTying is, perhaps, one of the
most permanently profitable spec.
ialtieS of farming. The whole
problem of developing the indus
try, of increasing the quality of
the dairy products of the state.
the inspection of the Swimming,
cream buying and manufactur-
Ing plants of the state, the in
spectiOn of testing cream, etc.
rests in the office of the dairy
commissioner. This office is con
nected with the agricultural col
lege, where dairy husbandry is
taught. Nearly 300 farmers and
cream buyers are taking the
Short Course in dairying this
winter. This means high class
daTying, improved manufacture
ers better butter, increased in
comes, more comfortable homes.
To conduct successfully the of
flee Of dairy commissioner, with
Its constantly increasing duties,
and widespread influence, the
board Of regents has asked the
legislature to appropriate 800
In 19l1-l2 and the same amount
IN l9l2-l3.-KansaS Industralist
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10

Miss Edith WEIGH is visiting
friends in Syracuse.
A seven and One-half pound ba-
by girl was born last Friday to
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben McNIullen.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-02-10
CLAFLIN.
From The Clarion.

o o o o o o
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
Pure FocD LCc.c.
An Expert 3s"7 "--nc- 49, % e'-'r
For Sonoo Adulteratiore.

An Expert 9e"7 "--1c7 49, % E'-'rs
FOR Some Adulterat'ors,
DR.. J. .. ALJv... ..,4 euiIE.s@'a aner
for the stare O: Teas. ,mys .haI 80
chief cause for the udulterution or
foodstuffs Il the average woman's ie-
mand for C3naaCg'l ass i.'?1ss'!.!c
properties IN the Wu5uc.s Ce no locd
factory.
IF she did not insist upon n snowy
white -four" he continued, "the miller
would not bleach it with oxide Of nitro
gen. know 1t is generally believed
that the manufactures aduterates his
product for the purpose of cheapeninS
the cost of manufacture. but in many
instances this Is not the case. lie
does It 20 please the taste OF the
thoughtless and ignorant housewife.
"She wants a greeny green pea, and
the polite little Frenchman looks about
for q paint of some kind that will give
the desired color or for chemical that
will fix the natural green color OF the
pea, and he finds copper sulphate well
adapted for his purpose. She wants
her dried fruit to have sickly faded
bleached color In place of rich gold
en- brown and this is achieved with the
aid of oxides OF sulphur She wants
sausage to look red instead of the nat
ural color Of the meat. and the butcher
paints 1t with Bismarck brown. She
has faint notion that Blue Points are
the finest oysters grown. and hence ev-
cry oyster reef on the gulf coast soon
becomes Blue Point producer
"The intelligent housewife could do
much to stop food adulteratlon by leav-
ing Off her unreasonable demands for
such products and getting some correct
notions about the manufacture Of com.
mon food"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
A Piotnr, OF lhs.n.

In Schurmaun's Secrets de Cou-
lisses" is n picture of Ibsen at the
summit of his fame, When lbzen had
completed "a new play the Copenhagen
newspapers announced tho event with
a great flourish of trumpets, and
added: "The master will deposit his
manuscript at the National ;heater at
10 o'clock tomorrow morning" At
that hour the road between lbsen's
house and the theateT was lined with
people. The great man appeared, with
his precious roll Of paper neatly tied
IN. IS it slipped through into the
letter box the public gave a great
shout. The philosopher acknowledged
the denomination with n grave bow
ana retired within doors with the con
sciousness of having performed q
glorious mission. Every one Of his
ordinary acts in public was accom-
panied by something of the sort. and
even when he sat the curtains Of the
window were drawn aside SO that his
features might be visible TO h.1 ad-
riirers outside.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
saved Many From Death.

w. L. Mock, of Mock, Ark, believes
he has saved many lives in his 25
years Of experience in the drug busi-
ness. what 1 always like to do" he
writes, "is to recommend DR.. Kings
New Discovery for weak, sore lungs,
hard colds, hoarsenessf, obstinte
coughs, la grippe, Group, asthma or
other bronchial affection, for / feel
sure that a number of my neighbors
are alive and well today because they
took my advise to use 1t. 1 honestly
believe it is the best throat and lung
medicine that's made" Easy to prove
he's right. Get a trial bottle free, or
regular soc or $1.00 bottle. Guaran-
teed by Tschanen Bros.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
WARNING TO HUNTERS

No hunting or trcspassing will bo
allowed ON the farms owned or rent
ed by the undersigned. Any person
violating the notice will he prosccut-
cd to the full extent o nhc law.
4. \. showers. }. 4. ikcns, Joseph
X. Ours, Il. 4. IIinamon. VI. &. LII
cas-, W. r.. ROscn, S. u. Foster. q. VI.
Berry, Mat Harvey, W. l.. Messenger.
y. VI. Harvey. John Montgomery, -.
T.. ClufI. W. W. Beaver. Barton Mil
Ter, o. j. IIord. G. l.. Beaver, u. q.
Sharplcss. schultz Bros, J. Mon
nett, Mrs. T.. T.. Jones. james Harvey.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
Waahina Irish Lace.

Fine Irish crochet can be beautifully
washed by placing in hot suds in a
narrow jar. shaken well and allowed
to stand for few hours. This insures
no broken threads. Irish crochet
should be pinned to the ironing board
and allowed to dry, never ironed.
Lace may be washed by wrapping it
fiat on an empty flask or bottle, COW
erlng the lace with layer of cheese
cloth and then immerslng the bottle
and lace in basin of warm soapy wa
ter It may be thus rubbed as much
as necessary. After washing through
several changes of water let 1t dry ON
the bottle and it will look like new.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14

A hornets nest contains on an aver
age OF 1fteen thousand cells.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
New Eli ut the sun This Week Full
OF Excellent Features.

A bill that is running over WITH
novelty features is holding the
boards at the sun theater the first
half of this week, the little play house
was packed last night and those who
We're brave enough TO venture out
last night were well repaid for Their
visit. The Edwin Zoeller trio are the
head liners, they are on the program
as pantomimist acrobats, their iests
are wordless onees, but make their
way home as quickly as the spoken
witticism, and were rewarded by the
ready laughter and quick applause
that proves the shaft has flown to the
mark. Shakespeare tells us a jest'9
prosperity lies in the ear OF him that
hears but with these nimble and
truly marvellous fun-makers the jesCs
success lies in the eye. A clever little
artist Is Miss Alice Van. she possesses
an excellent voice and has an act thar
Is a real novelty, her Dances of all
Nations" and her rapid changes Of
costume is possibly the best ever seen
i'm this city. The Dodges, two delight
ful singers and dancers more than
pleased their admirers. Their music
and dancing is very cleverly arrans-
ed. Miss Dodge Is a winsome little
miss with a sweet voice and knows
how to put a song over" Comus
and Emmett present a Manikin act
that is entirely new and IA raway
from any act OF its kini ever seen
here The Suniscope presents new
comedy picture that caused riot Of
fun. Taking an IN all, it is the clcv-
crest bill offered this season.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
DAINTY CORSET COVER.

Handmade lingerie is expensive, and
If in doubt what 10 give some fcmi.
nine member OF her family or init
mate friend woman might io v'c"st
than copy the fejching design Tor d
corset cover pictured here. By n little
maneuverlng she may discover Che size
Of the one for whom the Gin Is TO be
made. After that the task rs easy. for
this pattern is so simple that 1t takes
little time or patience TO follow II out
The body is made Of bouncing in tho
usual way, but au eytcpsi.n niece d.
yoke shape rs added no the top and
gives Il more finished appearance. This
yoke may be omitted IL desired. bat
the usual objection to corset covers Of
this description has been that they
are so low cut that they do not NJ
ford sufficient protection. Emholder.
cd founcing thirteen inches wide was
used For this garment.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
THE CHINA MAKER.

Vios With the Enameler In Creating
Dainty Toilet Novelties.
Dealers in novelties for the fashion.
able woman are showing many dainty
triles of porcelain. Some of these are
oq pretty as enamels and are not near
ly so expensive. The ground work
may be Of delicate pink. sometimes of
pale blue or cream. On this flowers
are painted or quaint designs are
wrought In gold and then burnt into
the ware.
The illustration shows small porce-
lain powder jar which may be carried
in hand bag or in the muff. The lid
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14

Miss Grace Leigh. young woman
playing in "Thc Quaker Girl" in
London. whom William Rockefeller
said, upon landing IN New York at.
ter his trip abroad, was the finest
girl he ever iow, doesn't even know
when she was 1hown IA newspaper
containing an account OF the inter.
Wow with the oil kings equally sa-
nous brother.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14

PORCELAIN POWDER JAR AND ELEcTRIc
DUTrOH
Is fitted with mirror and Inside the
jar is supply OF powder and fniry-
like powder puG Illustrated belo" /"
the powder Tuff is a porcelain globe
fitted with button. II IS intended
for use in the luxurious automobile
and IS connected with the electric sig
nal that enables the occupant Of tho
ear TO let ,hq chaHeur know when she
wishes 10 stop
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14
New Cultures.

An entirely new undressing hint
indicates the return of the front dec
oratlon a row OF puffs. very soft. IS
placed over the sides and front. run,
ming from TIE front 10 the back. 1t
has lis origin In the Lonis XVI, modes
The 1915 output of mines and quar-
ries was worth $7,0OO,O0O, against
s4,OOO,OOO in 1909
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14

Why is the soda
cracker to-day such
a universal food?
People ate soda
crackers i'm the old
days, it is true-but
they bought them
from a barrel or box
and took them home
i'm a paper bag, their
crispness and flavor
all gone.
To-day there is a
soda cracker which
is the recognized
staple u n e d a
Biscuit.
Uneeda Biscuit are
the most nutritious
food made from
flour and should
be eaten every day
by every member
of the family from
the youngest to the
oldest.
Uneeda Biscuit
soda crackers better
than any ever made
before-made i'm the
greatest bakeries i'm
the world baked to
perfection packed
to perfec tiOn
kept to perfection
until you take them,
oven-f fr e S h and
crisp, from their
protecting package.
NATIONAL BISCUIT
F7FMAl E9A MW
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-14

Norway mines iron, copper silver
nickel, zinc, feldspar. magnesite' rn-
tile apatte, molybdenite ana other
quartz. Exports Of marble are In
creasing' largeyl across the Atlantic
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-12-08

val ! am happy to say for your sake,
very wealthy man. / had the honor
10 traw his last will and testament, in
Thth he named Mr. Passavant and
nyslf as co-executors. The estate
will foot up at s25,0OO,O00, partly in
layhg mining properties, but mainly
IN ash and available securities. Be-
sdes this principal, there is also a
yearly income, at the present market
yalus of silver and copper, of some
thinl like 100000. Your uncle's will
maks you sole legatee, and 1t be-
CONS our very pleasant duty, Mr..
Stends, to congratulate you upon your
good fortune. From what we can
learn of you personally, l have no
hesittion in expressing the opinion
that his vast wealth could not have
falleninto better hands"
Bot partners rose to their feet at
this hroration, and each grasped a
hand Il the dumfounded Wilfrid, who
stood dspeechless before them, saying
never word" vainly essaying to
moista his parched lips. Then he sat
down, iaying piteously:
'l'mafraid | don't quite take it all
in, getlemen. You must give me
tine realize the news!"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-12-08
leeosinzea fls own familiar appella.

le1oginzeu Ills own familiar appella.
tion.
Here Mr.. Carboy, with an impatient
cough, took up the tale, as though he
would say: I'VE have had the fancy
touches and the flummery; now let's
get down to business"
"The facts are briefly as follows,
Mr.. Stennis: This firm for many
years past has numbered among its
most valued clients your late la
mented maternal uncle, Mr.. Andrew
Meleen, whose reputation in the west
was largely merged in the town
named after him in the state of Ne
vada."
4Wilfrid could not repress gesture
Of surprise at the mention of old An
drew's name. Eunice was right, after
all.
f'Three months ago, Mr.. Stennis,
TOUR uncle died, not very suddenly,
but full of years, and childless. He
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-12-08

"oh, you will soon get used to the
situation, my dear sir" said the bland
and beaming Passavant, with a return
to his fatherly manner.
"Surely!" echoed Mr.. Carboy, with
compassionate smile. "You will be
one of the richest young men of the
age-twenty-five millions in realty and
a yearly income of a million besides!"
1t was more than poor Wilt could
comprehend at moments notice.
With these words ringing in his ears
he staggered out of the Office and
gained the street, there to walk 1t
off,"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-12-08
Cont nued from Page Six

proper for me to commit myself fr J
ther. Good-morning!"
And so," as Wilfrid ruefuliy tot
Eunice that evening, Il came awN
like the king of France, who marcha
up the hill and down again, anu ga
nothing for my trouble
Eunice made him tell the story Of
the interview twice ever, and then sat
quietly ruminating, her foreheau and
eyebrows puckered in puzzled llown'
1T must bel am sure OF IL, VIII,
she exclaimed at length. Ihe ad'
vertisement has something to 90 WIN
that long-lost uncle Andrew Of
yours!"
do you really think so?" said WIN
obviously why, all old PassaVants
talk was about mother; he only men
toned uncle Andrew once
You silly boy!" the girl exclaimed
with pretty petulance, giving MN
little push, that's the very thing tha'
makes me sure!"
From which it may be seen tha'
Eunice Trevecca possessed what ha'
been called the "leaping mind.
So there was nothing for 1t but u
wait the week out with what patienc'
the trio could muster--for Eunlce an'
old Trevecca were equally interested
with Wilfrid. The time passed IN al
sorts of feverish conjectures, and VIII
1t must be confessed, was somewna
idle and careless apprentice all tina
week
Hence it was with a beating hear
and all sorts of nameless and formles
expectations that Stennis presente
himself in Temple court at the al
pointed hour one week later.
This time his reception was col
diality itself. tempered with sue
marked respect as to be positively en-
barrassing to youngster so incl
perienced in the ways of the worle
There was a third person presen
also, introduced as Mr.. Phineas Cal
boy, the senior member of the firm.
Both partners impressively shoe
hands with their visitor and wer
quite deferential in manner. Mr.. Pa
bdNdnl GNCh pS ~
scribed as parentally affectionate.
Wilfrid sat on the edge of the pro
fered seat in some trepidation, an
found himself focused by batter
of four eyes and two pairs Of ey
glasses, so respectfully solicitous wa
the manner of his reception. Mr.. Pa
savant led off in one of his pompousl
rounded periods:
''It is a pleasure to renew the a
quaintance of so presentable = youn
gentleman as yourself, Mr.. Stenni
and to be the bearers OF what will,
am sure, be most grateful tidings. NJ
the least item in our qualification co
sists in the fact that you bear a mo
dignified and euphonious name-oI
eminently fitted to grace the good fo
tune we are about to announce: w
frid Stennis, Esquire'-ah!" He role
out tho full title in his best forens
manner, and our unsophisticated Wi
who was staggered by all this une
pected homage and fiattery, hard
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-06
Little Old New York.

New York is a world city in the full
est n OF the word. It's attractions
are already turning the Of
Europe in this direction. But while
the marvellous growth of the metre
polls, with its public institutions, it's
tneaters, Its matchless hotels, is as yet
merely In its infancy, judging by west
T standards. Paris need not feel
ina a rivalry has sprung up which
VIII do the French city harm. Ameri-
cans will continue to go abroad
Christian Science Monitor.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-07-06
MisappIied Diminutive.

The late Bishop William N. Nc
Vickar of Rhode Island, harbored a
large soul in a body to match. He
was a bachelor, whose sister kept
house for him.
On one occasion he telephoned to
his tailor that he wished to have a
pair of trousers pressed, and the tail
or sent a boy to his residence to get
them.
The bishops sister admitted the
messenger and called upstairs, "Wil-
lie, the boy has come for you trous-
ers!"
When the brother appeared the
youths astonished gaze traversed the
prelate's impressive "corporosity":
then he murmured:
Gee! Is that Willie ?"-Youth's
Companion.