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Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-31
Summer Excavations on Nickel Plate
Road.

Chicago to New York and return. $500.
Boston and return, $780, Low rates to
other eastern destinations. On sale daily
Liberal stopovers. Inquire of local agent,
or write John Y. Callahan. Assistant Cen
eral Passenger Agent, 66 West Adams
street, Chicago.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-31
Dynamite Wrecks BuiIdinss

Dynamite Wrecks buildings
as completely as coughs and colds wreck
lungs. Cure them quick with DR.. Kings
New Discovery. 5Oc and $1Oo. For sale by
Beaton Drug Co
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-31
Cost of Raining state.

The regular monthly payroll OF the state
officials and their deputies, not including
those which must be passed upon by the
executive council. amounts to slOsS2sl j.
II. Byrnes. deputy state auditor. yesterday
completed the work OF preparing the pay
roll for July.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-31
Detailed Census of Nebraska Counties.

suoIsIAIp IIAIo IouIm slI ol SuIpIoooB
uB SUI snsuso sql 10 IoloSIIp sqL
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-31
Pay of the Auto Tax.

The first apportionment Of the money de-
rived from the new automobile tax win net
each county approximately 5000 for good
roads purposes. The apportionment will
be made August l. The amount to be dis
tributed has been fixed by State Treas
urer Morrow and Secretary OF State Hay
ward. They have estimated that when the
states Is per cent has been deducted about
100000 win remain to be distributed. Under
the ruling made by Attorney General Cos
son each county will have its share based
on the number OF civil townships which
the county has. The second apportionment
Of funds will be made May / 1912
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-31
Continuance of the Drouth.

The continuance Of the drouth. while
not as alarming as 1t was earlier in the
season, promises to prevent any great
development of the crops of the state. The
effort of the grain boomers to make 1t ap-
pear that Iowa is going to have a normal
crop Of all grains does not change the
fact that practically all persons who travel
out over the state bring gloomy reports
The corn crop cannot be entirely destroyed
no matter what conditions prevail, but
other crops are in very bad condition save
in the few streaks where there has been
rain the last few weeks. All the rains
that have fallen have been spasmodic and
of small area
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26

wandered to the blue and yellow cav
airy cloak lying on the floor.
wal, jst don't know, Cap" he
said cautiously, continuing to eat as
he talked, "as I'm much o. enything
in this yere row. First ther burned
gray-backs they come snoopin' up
yere, an run off all my horgs; then
ther blame blue-bellies come long
an cut down every lick O. my corn
fodder, so thet I'll be cussed If amt
bout ready ter fight either side. Any.
how l amt did no fightin' yit worth
talltin' bout, fer Mariar is pow'ful
feared I'd get hurt"
Maria regarded him scornfully.
Hiding out, | suppose?"
wal, t amt very healthful fer
us ter be stayin' ct hum much o
ther time, long with that thar Red
Lowrie, an Jim Hale, an the rest o
thet cattle round yere."
"Guerillas pretty thick now in the
mountains?"
Wal, dunno; | heerd as they wus
doin' somethln' down by ther brick
church, but thar's no great shakes OF
'em iist round yere reckon as how
they knows 'nough ter keep way from
Jed Bungay-I'd pitch 'em far as
ever peasant pitched bar"
You have no fear of them, them?
"Whut, me?" The little man sat
bolt upright, and glared fercely across
the table as though he would resent
an insult 81 jst tell ye Cap,
reckon thar amt no guerilla a goin
ter poke his nose round yere less
he's lookin' fer sudden death; thar's
mighty few O. em amt heerd O. Jed
Bungay- Whut in thunder's ther
matter with yer gal?"
He stopped suddenly, and stared at
her; but before | could turn about
in my chair one of the great dogs
began to growl savagely, and Maria
sprang forward and cuffed the surly
brute into rebellious silence.
TITS hosses," she said harshly.
Likely as not it's Reds gang. Now,
Jed Bungay, yere's two lovely females
fer We ter perfect"
AS | hastily sprang to my feet |
caught a fleeting glimpse out of the
partially opened door. Down the steep
Of the hill road there was slowly NOV.
Ing toward us on foot a small party
of perhaps a dozen men, 80 variously
clothed as to make It evident they
were irregulars. Just ahead Of them.
but on horseback, two others were
even then turning into the narrow
path that led to the house, attracted
probably by the smoke which
streamed from the chimney-top.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
SINKING SPRING.

Oct. %, 1911.
James Bellison returned home Sat-
urday after few days visit at Dayton.
John Richmond was business
visitor at Hillsboro from Monday until
Thursday.
DIR. j. E. Chapman and wife were
visitors at Hillsboro Tuesday.
Mrs. Sam Seltzer Is visiting relatives
at Washington ID. C.
L. b. Rhoads and wife entertained
at dinner last Sunday DR.. j. E. Chap
man and wife and two children, Floyd
and Margaret, and Misses Grace and
Ada Merritt and Helen Hampstead.
Lloyd Butler and wife and children
and Bart Butler and wife are visiting
their brother, Preston Butler, at Idaho.
Lyman and John Hempsted, of
Cynthiana, spent Saturday and Sum-
day with their grandparen is. John
Kisling and wife.
Roy McKeehan and wife, of Balm
bridge, spent Sunday with the latter's
parents, James Patton and wife.
LOTUS O'DonDell and family con-
template moving to Lebanon the first
of November.
Austin Eubanks and wife and son
called on the latter's sister, Mrs. Ed.
Rhoads, Saturday afternoon.
L. B. Rhoads and wife and Miss
Helen Hampstead spent Saturday and
Sunday with the latter's parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Hemstead, of Cynth-
lana.
DR.. Larkin, of Hillsboro, was called
to Simpson Vests last Friday by the
serious illness Of their little daughter,
Berta, who is very low with typhoid
fever.
Robert Turner and Miss Jennie Mae
Wilson were married at Hillsboro
Wednesday. They returned to the
home Of the BRIDES parents, William
Wilson and wife, where a wedding
supper awaited them.
Norman Overman and cousin called
on L. B. Rhoads Friday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
CHAPTER VIII.
Mrs. Bungay Defends Her Hearth
stone

A hand pressing hard upon my arm
brought back my scattered senses
with a rush. II was Mrs. Brennan
who stood there, her face whitened
by anxiety, her eyes peering anxiously
through the opening of the door.
Surely those men are not soldiers,
Captain Wayne" she exclaimed.
They wear uniforms of both armies"
mo donN' they are guerillas," an
swered, drawing her back from where
she might be seen in their approach
We must find hiding If possible, for
you shall never fall into such hands.
Bungay!"
turned toward WIRE the little
giant had been sitting, but he was not
20 be seen. However, The sound of my
voice aroused Maria to a full sense of
our danger, nor was she woman
to hesitate in such emergency. With
a single stride she crossed the mar
row room, caught the white-faced hero
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
tuesday, November Z. 1911
FORT HILL.

october ~, 1911.
Miss Iva Skeens, of Carmel visited
her grandmother, Mrs. Pickett, Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. 1. w. Stults visited
the formers brother, Samuel, and
wife, at Hillsboro, last week.
Willie and Fullie Thompson, of
Cynthiana, were the guests of their
grandmother, Mrs. Permelia A. Kis-
ling, Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Eva Rhodes spent Sunday with
her cousins, Ocie and Bessie Dear
doff.
Mrs. Tom Tompson, of Cynthiana,
was the guest Of relatives in this
vicinity last week.
Aunt Celia Grove, who has been
making an extended visit with friends
and relatives at Hillsboro, returned
home Saturday.
James Jones aud family, Bob Jones
and family, Mrs. Ed Baker and child
rem and Mrs. John Jones, of Cynthi-
ana, and Mrs. Julia Ferneau, Of Okla,
we're very pleasantly entertained at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Wells Jones
Sunday.
Mrs. Maggie Swadley and son, ] James
Hughes, Of Hillsboro, and Mrs. ID. o.
Matthews and Elmer Smith, of Green.
field, spent Saturday and Sunday
with relatives here.
Mrs. Millie Penn and little son and
Miss Melva Rhoads, of Cynthiana,
were the guests of the formers grand.
mother, Mrs. II. e. White, Of Cliff
Range, recently.
Lewis Thornton, of st. Louis, is the
guest of his sister, Miss Edna.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Cameron, Mr..
and Mrs. John Chrisman, Mr.. and
Mrs. Homer Carey and little daugh.
ter. Miss Sylvia, Frank Wright, Miss
Olive Gibson, Ray Washburn, Miss
Grace Chrisman, Fay Washburn and
Miss Josephine Chrisman, Frank
Kearns and Miss Blanche Dewitt, all
OF near Dallas, picknicked at Buffers
Springs Sunday.
Mrs. Fl. V. Matthews and sister,
Miss Bess, made business trip to
Greenfield and Washington G. II. last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. H. Dunn and Fred
Stults, of cambridge and Miss Anna
X. CASTOR and Mrs Gardner, of Chilli
cothe, spent Friday with Mrs. Fl. V.
Matthews and sisters.
Mrs. Patsy Richerson, of Balm
bridge, spent the latter part of the
week with her sister, Mrs. Sallie
West.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26

~. s. IA. x, " !.'zi--s1.-. 3 II, l.SA
by the collar of his shirt, dragged him
ANONYMOUSLY forth from beneath the
table where he had sought refuge.
shook him as she would Shake a toy
dog, until his teeth ratified, and then
flung him out of the door leading into
the back shed. 1t was done so ex.
peditiously that could only gasp.
Now inter ther hole with ye, Jed
Bungay--you an yer dorgs," she
painted furiously, AN you uns foller
him. reckon I'm able ter handle thet
lot out thar, even If It should be Red
Lowrie and his gang"
Catching firm hold of Mrs. Bren.
mans hand | sprang down the single
step and closed the door tight behind
us. Jed had scrambled to his feet
and rubbing himself vigorously with
one hand, utilized the other to drag
outward rough cupboard, which ap
peared to be portion of the house
itself AS II swung open there was re
veaied behind 4. fair-sized opening
extending into the face of the hill II
was a most ingenious arrangement
doubtless finding frequent use in thos,
troublesome times. It's presence par
italy explained how Jed had thus fal
escaped the conscription officer. Int
this hole we entered one at a time
and when the heavy cupboard haC
been silently drawn back into place
found ourselves enveloped in sucl
total darkness as to make any move
ment dangerous operation. fsl
the clasp OF my eompaniQp's hap'
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26

The newest accession to the ranks
of American evangelists is Miss Mar
garet Bevan, Is, Welsh girl, with
talents for singing and Elocution.
She is accompanied byl chaperon.
She will make tour as far west as
Denver.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
To Be Continued.

"That speech of yours didn't con-
tain anything of striking interest"
"No," replied Sorghum. 81 regard
1t as masterpiece. There wasn't a
line in it that would give my natural
political enemies an opportunity to
step forward and make themselves
conspicuous. Washington Star.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
Notice of Appointment.

Estate of Charles T.. Weaver, deceased
Eva weaver and Harley Weaver have been
appointed and quail fed as administrators of
he estate of Charles T.. Weaver late CT
Highland County, Ohio, deceased.
Dated this 2ist day of september A. d. 1911
Il. NJ. WATTS, Probate Judge.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
Sale of Real Estate.

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT
COURT for the Southern District of Ohio
Western Division.
In the matter of Charles No 1908
Parrett, bankrupt In Bankruptcy.
In pursuance of an order of said court
made on october 10th, lgli. / will offer for
sale at public auction upon the premises, on
November 9, 1911, at | o'clock p. m,
the following described real estate. situate
in Greenfield, Ohio. to-wit:
First Tract-The west half of In.lot No. 20,
now known as lot No. 272, in Byram's SUBJ
division of Out.lots of said village.
Second Tract-The east half of In-lot No.
219 in said village, fronting III feet and g
inches on Jefferson street and running back
the same width 1853 teet to an alley.
The first tract hos been appraised at S2e33
The second tract has been appraised at
Said real estate will be sold free of the
homestead and inchoate dover of said
Charles Parrett and Angie Parrett. his wife.
and OF lincumbrance, and cannot be sold
for less than three.fourths of the appraised
value thereof, and for cash upon da of sale
FAY BALDWIN, Trustee.
Wilson & Mcbride, Attys for Trustee.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
Notice of Appointment.

Estate of Samuel N. Brown, deceased
Bertha A. Brown has been appointed and
qualified as Administrative of the estate of
samuel N Brown, late of Highland Comfy,
Ohio, deceased
Dated this s0th day of August A. ID. 1911.
7 NJ. WATTS, Probate Judge.
Wilson Mcbride, Atty. for Admrx.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-10-26
MAYORS PROCLAMATION.

The qualified electors of the village of
Hillsboro. Highland County, Ohio are here
by notified that an election will be held at
tht usual voting places in said village on
Tuesday, November 7, 1911
between the hours of $50 O'Clock a. m. and
b:3O O'Clock p M, at which election the
following officers VIII be chosen
Mayor.
Marshal
Six Councilmen.
Treasurer.
Clerk
Three Members Of Board OF Public Affairs
Given under my hand and the corporate
seal of said village of II illsboro, this Goth day
of October, A. d., 1911.
lsEALl HENRY NEsBIT,
Ul-D NJ yor.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-09

WHATS THE MATTER, HEMAN2' AsKEI
rHE CAPTAIN ASNIoUsLY
"Whaty' he asked. and his hand
shook II fear didn't catch the
name"
NO wonder" laughed Mr.. Tidditt
"Cy's so crazy tonight he'd forgot his
own name. Know what you said, Cyl
You said she was Emily Richards
Thayerl Iiaw! haw! She amt a
| Thayer. Heman. Her last names
Thomas. She's Emily Richards Thay-
ers granddaughter, though. Her grand
| dad was John Thayer, over 20 Orham.
Good land, forgot! Well. what of IL,
Cy7 'Twould have TO be known some
time"
Every one looked at Captain Cy then
No one observed MIR Atkins for the
moment When they did turn their
gaze upon the great man he had sunk
back In his chair, the glass OF lemon
AIDE was upset upon the cloth before
him. and he. with a very white face.
was staring at Emily Richards
Thomas.
whats the matter. Hemanl' asked
The captain anxiously. Amt sick, are
your
The congressman started
"Ob. no. lie said hurriedly. "Oh,
no! But I'm afraid I've soiled your
cloth. II WAS awkward of me. IL
really apologize
lie wiped his face with his handker-
chief Captain Cy laughed.
"oh, never mind the tablecloth." he
said, Il cal'late It's too soiled already
TO be hurt 10y bath. even lemon
one Well, you've all heard the toast.
Fun glasses now. Here's TO you,
Bos'n! Drink hearty, all hands, and
give the ship a good name"
IL the heartiuess with which they
drank is a criterion. the good name OF
the ship was established. Then the /
assembly adjourned to the sitting
room and--yes, even the front parlor. 1
Not since the days when that sacred .
apartment had been desecrated by the /
irreverent city boarders. during the
Howes regime had It's walls echoed to
such whoops and shouts Of laughter.
The children played "postoflice" and
Copenhagen and ''clap in. clap out"
while the grown folks looked on.
Amt they havin' fine time, cap'n?'
gushed Miss Phinney. Don't It make
you wish you was young AGAIN.
ANGIE" replied Captain Cy solemn
ly, don't tempt me- don't! If they
keep on playin' that Copenhagen and
you stand right alongside of me there's
no tellin' whatll happen"
Angelina declared that he was "tur-
rible,' but she faced the threatened
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-09
CHAPTER X.

HOWEVER true Asaph's calcula-
lions might have been, Mr..
II Atkins made no mention OF
y politics. He was urbanIty
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-09

HTlOWENER true Asaph's calcula
IHI lions might have been. Mr.
iii Atkins made no mention OF
- politics He was urbanity
itself He drew up to the table. par.
took OF the ice cream and cake and
greeted his friends and neighbors
with charming benignity.
Want II sweet OF him to come %
whispered Miss Phinney to Keturah.
And him so nice and everyday and
sociablel And when Cap'n Whitta-
ker's runnin' against his friend as you
might say"
Keturah replied with dubious
shake OF the head
Il think Captain Cyrus is goin' to
get into trouble" she said "I've
preached 10 Bailey more N little
about keepin' clear, but he won't"
Games IN t'other room now" or
dered Captain Cy, but Mr.. Atkins held
up his hand
Pardon me Just moment, Cyrus.
II you please" he said II feel that
on this happy occasion It is my duty
and pleasure TO propose toast" He
held his lemonade glass aloft. Per
nit me-" he proclaimed. "to wish
many happy birthdays and long life
TO Miss | beg pardon. Cyrus. but
what is your little friends namey"
Emily Richards Thayer" replied
the captain. carried away by enthusi-
asm and or his guard for once,
ITO En- began Heman Then he
paused and for the first time in his
public life seemed at u loss for words.
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
THEIR VERDICT.

Fetch the body" ordered the fore man of Texas coroner's jury.
 The body was laid before them. The Jury made careful examination and questioned the attending surgeon.
 Whar was he shot?"
 Square through the heart"
 Dead in the center O the heart?" Right in the center"
 Who shot him?"
 Jake Daniels"
 A dozen witnesses declared that Jake fired the shot, and Jake himself admitted it. The jury consulted soft ly for some time.
 Well, gentlemen of the jury" said the coroner, whats your verdict?" "Waal, jedge," answered the fore man, we've come to the conclusion that Jake Daniels is the dandiest shot in these parts-and don't you forget it."
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
TOO BAD.

You have appendicitis and an op- eration is imperative
 ''Nonsense!"
 Nonsense nothing; didn't you phone me that you had severe pain in the abdomen?"
 Yes, but I had my appendix re- moved five years ago."
 You should have told me that. May l use your phone moment?"
 Certainly. Want to phone the drug store?"
 NO, want to countermand an or der for an automobile that gave after you phoned me-"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
The Usual Way.

Boston claims the strongest and most athletic young girl in the coun- try. She is six feet tall and giant in strength"
 Yes, and it's dollars to doughnuts she calls some little shrimp of a man her hero and protector"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14

He Won.

Brown of Smith & Brown advertised recently for an office boy. Among a illegible came this one, printed out with painstaking care: Beats all how hard times is. I want the job" He got it.
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
@ESaMr
G Gettind Shot.

The smart man burst into the room.
 Hear the news about Dickenson getting shot?" he roared, red with excitement
 Club members dropped their papers and sprang suddenly to life.
 "No!" they cried "When?"
 Bout half an hour ago!" gasped the smart man. "I was there and saw it!"
 Where did he get shot?" broke in another
 Down at the ironmonger's! 7" chuckled the smart man, slipping into the best chair. He bought two pounds of iti''
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
Quite impossible.

Are the Smith-Jonesbys here ?" asked Mrs. Snobbington of St. Peter. at the gate of heaven.
 No" answered the saint.
 In that case, my dear,' said Mrs Snobbington to her husband, who was meekly standing in the rear, q shall not think of applying for admittance. The society here is evidently not com posed of the smartest people,"
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Natural Inference.

Gyer-I guess there isn't much de- mand for flying machines.
 Myer-Why do you think there isn't?
 Gyer-I haven't heard of any trust clamoring to have them protected by a duty of a couple of hundred per cent.
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MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

If you'll make up your mind to be
 Contented with your lot And with the optlmists agree
 That troubles soon forgot, You'n be surprised to find, I guess,
 Despite misfortune's darts, What constant springs of happiness Lie hid in human hearts; What sunny gleams and golden dreams The passing years unfold, How soft and warm the lovelight beams When you are growing old.
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As to Voices,

The trouble with most of our statesmen is that they are unable to near the voice of the people"
 No, you're wrong. They can hear the voice of the people, all right, but the voices of the party bosses are more positive"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
A Tender Thouuht.

The fireman was shoveling coal into the engine. "T just happened to think" said he to the engineer, that this coal is soft because it comes from the tender" Whereupon the whistle walled softly, and even the railroad ties were board.
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
Baus and Baqs.

Do you believe there Is any money in moving pictures" ?"
 There was in the moving picture saw yesterday
 What was it about?''
 "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"
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Draws a Distinction.

"Phew! Rivers, you don't seem to be judge of cigars
 70, yes, I am, Brooks I know a good cigar when I smoke one. don't know how to buy 'em; that's all"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
Easily Elated.

Hyperion is the sort of fellow who gets a great deal out of life"
 "Yes?"
 When he wins two cigars on a to- bacconist's wheel he struts as much as if he had broken the bank at Monte Carlo"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
What She Would Do.

'If you and L" he suggested, were cast away together on a desert island. what is the first thing you would do?"
 Give up hoping" she replied with a yawn, that you might want to catch the next car"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
Enliqhtened.

"Old chap, what does 'cachinnation mean?"
 Loud and mirthless laughter, dear boy. Why?"
 Nothing; only I understand now what the papers meant when they said that my stories at the club ban quet last night caused much cachin- nation"
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Nerve.

Lady-Why do you give me this bit of paper?
 Tramp-Madam, I do not like to criticize your soup. but 1t is not like mother used to make. Allow me to give you her recipe.
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
His View.

''This little girl won't have a doll. Wants a toy dog"
 Looks like the true society mother instinct" suggested the other-a mere man, of course.
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Desperate.

My brother has just written a poem which he thinks will outlive him., said the man in the newspaper office
 It certainly will if he brings it in here!" said the fighting editor.-Yonk- CTS Statesman.
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
One Thing NeedfuI.

T believe in giving credit to whom credit Is due" said the fussy GUS toner.
 Same here," rejoined the grocer, but in my business spot cash is al. ways preferable"
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Fully Occupied.

why do you stay in business, old man? You've made your pile.''
 "Oh, just for occupation"
 But you carry practically no stock
 True; but now I have time to keep card index system the way 1t ought to be kept"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
An AnomaIy,

"The British police authorities are confronted with an chronological diff culty with the suffragettes."
 What is that?"
 When they arrest them. they dcn't stop them"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14

Extract from Physical Drill'-Bend slowly down, keeping the hands to- gether and touch the toes without bending the knees. The above depicts MT. Podgye studying the best way to accomplish this.
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
Practical,

"She told me that he had written 31 sonnets extolling her charms
 Gracious! Did she marry him?" Mercy, no! She married corner grocer"
Holbrook argus., 1911-02-14
Reason for a Crouch.

Brown-What have you got against that man Smith? He has done several good things.
 Jones-Yes, but I happened to be one of them.-Smart Set.
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A Characteristic

Tommy-Father, what is a Rohe. milan?
 Father-A man who'll gladly let you share your last dollar with him, my boy.