The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-12-03
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No Relief
in Sight

When Ledeson's sisters two gig
Cling friends were finally slowed away
on the Pullman and Ledeson had es-
capped from their staccato thanks and
their parting reminders and messages.
and general feminine EXPLANATIONS he
heaved his first relieved breath for
two weeks, which was the length Of
their visit.
One would not brutally say that
Ledeson hated women-merely that no
particular woman had impressed him
with the marvellous charms OF the sex
as whole. The effervescing kind were
particular trial to him, and these
two had been especially effervescent.
The two weeks had indeed been a
nightmare.
Just as reward of merit and
bracer Ledeson decided to take the
day off and go out to his golf club.
A whole day tramping the sod, entirely
free from the blight of woman's
presence, appealed to him as the ulti-
mate joy.
Then just as he tried to walk
through the first car to the smoker
Mrs. Wicketts called him.
oh! Are you going out to the club.
too" she chortled. How perfectly
lovely! So are we! Stella, dear; let
me present Mr.. Ledeson. My cousin,
Miss Geddit, Mr.. Ledeson. Stella has
never played golf and was bound she
should have a chance to learn even II
the club is deserted at this season.
That's why I'm 5000 glad we met
you-you know all about golf! can
sit on the veranda and crochet While
you and Stella roam the links!"
Mrs Wicketts beamed upon her
victim. Cousin Stella, too, beamed
upon him. She was a young thing
and Ledeson saw in his first Mortified
glance that she was even more effer-
vescent than the two who had just
been removed from the scene by q
Pullman car.
sin Stella. I'm simply crazy to play
golf! Can learn in one afternoon?
learned perfectly dreadful en-
broidery stitch In only two hours the
other day-and I'm splendid croquet
player down hoHe!"
Ledeson violently twisted his coun-
tenance into the polite smile that had
been SO badly overworked of late.
What he really wanted to do was to
seize Cousin Stella by the yellow
curls on the back of her head and
give her neck one swift, comprehen-
sive twist. Centuries of conventional
ancestors, however, enabled him to
say hoarsely that he would be delight
ed to teach Miss Geddit.
1t was worse, much worse, than he
could have dreamed. He had never
known that girl could be quite SO
idiotically awful. The polite smile
was SO firmly glued to his face that
LIT would have staid even had an old
l5college chum tried to borrow money
from him. In a daze of misery Lede-
son walked from. the station to the
club with Cousin Stella trotting along
lsbeside him chattering every inch of
the way, and Mrs. Wicketts beaming
@lacidly. Bitterness surged in his
heart as he secured clubs and joined
his tormentors. Cousin Stella clapped
her hands babyishly.
ooh, are these what you play with ?"
| she burbled How much does 1t count
when you hit the ball? Why don't
they make them bigger? My goodness!
/ Isn't there net to play over or any
thing?"
Like man going to execution. Led
eson stalked to the first tee. With a
sigh he turned to give his first in
structions. Then he stopped
| Cousin Stella was making neat
little mound of sand and placing her
ball upon it. Then in calm, cool,
businesslike way she stepped back,
screwed up her eyes and swung her
club twice. There was a crack which
sent the white sphere hurtling a mar
ve!ous 200 yards. She turned her in
nocent blue eyes upon Ledeson and
there was deep silence. Then in
strangled way he seemed to be try.
Ing to say something.
Cousin Stella crumpled over her
stick in spasm of hysterical laugh.
ter. Il couldn't help It," she gasped.
mo human girl could If she'd seen
that look of rage and horror on your
face when Mrs. Wicketts thrust me
upon you! She didn't know that we've
golf club down home and that I've
won six cups! Now I'll go and crochet
with Mrs. Wicketts and leave you in
peace"
Indeed you WON'T" Ledeson explod-
ed 1t had dawned upon him that
Cousin Stella was really wonderful
exception to all other girls You're
going to play golf with me all after
noon for your sins!"
Flower Topers.