The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-29

Sn.i,. VINO is often as witty rs She
r ,I.rc or herself In the most eXposc,i
ire II words were not enough. 10.
ne very likely to get II glass Of beer
OF I; poker or IA broom. Whsn 1t comes
y insults, every irish girl Is danger
Gus, Tor like their men. they would
,,isnt circular saw when their blood
kinuiess they arc most sensitive Eng
innd improves their service. so much
Is eNactcd there.
Tho auth i,"'' Of ss sMy Friend pros.
p Per" gives rs most charming Pic
i iIa,. o. the ideal italian servant, but
,,,,%,n in his Venetian Sketches
same grace. poetical appeal simpiici,,
and charm III both pictmres. tic same
zen ., enticncss and inanncr!y submission to
in H nnH.i,y Gt me "padrona, But
nature nature cooks and houscmaids' ma
durcl. small thefts, petty plans for
w y,f.rrre ,ta the enemy" COLLISION
niestic dcceits. IT is clear that they
arc not perfect treasures" 81 ti,c
sane sane time, all over the world save in
vas, 'fnu or INC free and easy. "a SER
spected, valued, loved and pro,-,dnd fnr
M"Sll niu: " bad one. gotten rid OF
Va no? an~ aS ! possible Ana We shall not
Jung, DT our silly concessions Ia no
Unframed, impairment. dishonest In,
poasipic SUBSTITUTES for thcm in M.
N y good deal more slrictness. clear
sluch, the prompt payment OF yapc.
!or good service rendered ONLY. and :
n peliect deafness 20 absurd claims. cX
;h1u. a,in pretensions, would do a
.iouaihd times more TO remedy n na
,inhai CYL than all our foolish weak
',ess IN Inc matter They grow worse
~, ~" worse undcr it. more ridlculo,slv
pIcnoSteTous and useless every ,Iay r.
Is we who are the employers wbo
rave the homes. The means: wa hnvc
INC remedy In our own hands. and we
ANY, an W., need GEO, sensible, united. concerted
inesd matter, conducted on business
pfinciples II there is TO be no sonti-
incnt OF loyalty or affection or fdelitv
-, ~, -. .hen me sooner 1t becomes a mere
n,Hs.ter or business. the better Any
.!slhS Is Dettor than the present topsy.-
,urvy, miserable system VIC don,
Whnt 'rchk professors for Afro A!neri-
COOKS nor footman who prefers
lierodotus TO Thucydides, for light
...G.rininis. nor housemaid who plavs
.e, rgya , n lao nni writes papers, for her
hoout honest. capable, respectful ser
wants OF course, in another century
increase oil population will settle the
matter In our favor: but We can and
t..
MorEnn.
ttiere anything in English fiction
nor, San t,g than Thackcray's pic
san? Hero IS bit OF II: The London
season was now blooming in its f,il
viSor, and the FASHIONABLE ncwspapnrs
a a., with Information regarding
the grand banquets. routs ana balls
winch were cnIivcning the world our
gracious sovereign was holding lcyccs
nm ,.i craving rooms AT st. James. The
10" windows Of the clubs were crowd :
ed with the heads OF respectable. red
laced. newspapar-reading gentlemen
Along the Scrpcntine rolled thousa nd 5
q carriages; sGuadrons of dandy horse
,,tcn trampicd over Rotten Row; every
pouE was IN town. in word and, OF
course. Major Arthur Pcndennis, who
was somebody, was not absent With
ms lead tied up In a smart bandana
Nelopcd in a brilliant Turkish drcssing
gown. the worthy gentleman sat on :,
certain morning b." his nreside. letting
us tctt gently simmer in a bath, while
he took his early cup OF lea and read
The Morning Post.
lie could not have faced tile world
Wlihoni his t"o hours toilet. without
mat cup OF tea. without his Morninc
Post ], Was Morgan who iouk his f. fee );
out of that place OF puriiication aud
proceeded 10 set the old gentleman on
MS legs, viii. waisthnnd and Wig.
starched cravat and spotless boots and
EloFcS 1t was during these hours o.
we We 'oiiet that Morgan AMI his employer
mad their conversations. for thcy did
not meet much NJ other times in the
duy The major abhorrcd the society
OF his own tables and chairs in his
LODGINGS. and Morgan. his masters
toilet over and letters delivered ha,
MS time vcry much on his own hands
This spare. time the active and we'll
hammered gentleman bestowed among
the valcts and buffers of the nobility,
his acquaintance.
And Morgan Pendcnnis. as he wos
styled. FOR by such compound names
scEtlemcns gentlemen are called IN
ana welcome guest at some OF the very
highest tscryantsD tables in this town.
lie was a member OF two such clubs fl,
MaNfafr and 1imiico, and was thus en-
ahlcd 10 know the whole gossip OF the
town. with which he used to entertain
his master very agrceably during the
two hours toilet. He knew hundred
Very highest ton whose Wallets can
Nassed their august secrets. stinginess
O Eencrosity. pccuniary means or en-
balrassncn,s. and little domestic or
connublal lifts and quarrcs; who was
in the hands OF the money lenders
who was putting his noble name on the
back of bills of exchange who wants
he wont---all these facts, gcntlemen's
confidential gentlemen discuss conGden-
tally. In word, ii old Pen6ennis
himself was said To Know everything.
and was a once admirably scandalotis
and delightfully."- discreet il is but JUS
Lice to Morgan 10 say that a great dea
OF his masters information was sup
c1ectual plan is there to get a knowl-
edge of London society than RI he,,;n