El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-17

If Mrs Blank fell in well, would
they oyster as the Englishman would
say?
If Mrs. Cass makes a suit, can Blu
menthal outfitter?
If Kansas City came to Ell Paso,
where would Chicago?
If all the men went to Hengkong,
would the women go to Pekin?
If Dan Patch was in an aeroplane.
would a horse fly?
If postmaster Smith was trying to
cut hay with an ice wagon. Cudahy?
If it SHOWS in Ell Paso in July, would
it be a Kohlberg?
If Jack Johnson fell off. the Mills
building, would he be prize fighter?
No, he would be a chocolate drop.
If John lands a two pound fish,
what would Scotland?
Frank w. Peach, 1928 Arizona street.
sends these:
If Madero went boating. would Ma
varro2
If a Mexican. Canadian. too? No. but
an American.
If rabbit runs, could a dogcatcher?
]. E. Benton, asks:
If Col. BIanco bombarded Juarez,
would a parachute?
Muriel Emerson, 715 North Oregon
street asks:
If COW weighed a ton. could
Timothy Turner or J. Porter Bender?
Some modest contributor sends this
If prize fighting is prohibited in
California, will they let an ice box?
R. Geiger, 1910 San Antonio street,
asks:
When Perry went to the north pole.
who was Cook?
If red ink gave out. would Ell Paso
blue print?
If the Sheldon caught fire, would
the hack and auto stand?
If you went to a moving picture
show, would you have your Hatton?
If the city halls roof needs fixing,
let's Thatcher.
If the Rio Grande was full, could
Red Cross?
R. E. Mussey springs this bunch of
live ones:
Ever try a Daffydil pickle?
What acquaintance did Connecticut?
How many sheep did New Hamp-
shire?
Can you hear what Las Cruces?
Of course, you read The Herald, but
what paper does Rincon?
Where has Oregon? The Iowa?
Cloudcroft is straight up but doesn't
Magdalena little
You may go to see the Elephant
Butte, but San Marcial not
Did Tennessee what Arkansas Colo
RADIO?
Water never sleeps in the river bed
nor on Penobscot.
These are sent in by Harland NJ
Irwin:
Since Mr. Ross has closed his kitch-
en-. where will the school board?
When a ship weighs her anchor, does
she use fish scales?
boat?
If the piIlowslips how far does the
bed spring?
The following are from Martin |
Davis jr.:
If butter is bad, would salt shaker?
If the sun shines, are all sons shines? |
If an autocrat is an auto car and |
an auto car an automobile, what is a |
Cole car?
If Hans Wagner can Ty Cobb in the
oldring. wouldn't Chase Stahl at the |
Chance to do up Brown?
If Diaz is gone, where is MACON?
II farmer can cut an acre OF grain, |
what can an uppercut?
If coal is Block is Herbert Cole?
If John Jones can tie knot, what |
would necktie? /
This is an anonymous one:
If even the walls have ears. what |
does the kenof
J. Willis, SO ST. Vrain street, asks: |
If the queen of nights face was |
dirty, would the Fewel skyscraper?
If FL Paso had a curfew law, would |
the courthouse ring?
What's the difference between the /
postoffice and the Ell Paso dairy? |
Well
G. s. Cheesman asks:
If Charlie Bassett has a Wolff in |
the State National bank why did Mr.. |
Turner place a Kerr in the Ell Paso /
Bank and Trust company?
If tomatoes catchup can butterfly?
If Dan Jackson mined 3oo 900 tons of |
gold, how much could Cananea mine? |
If Annie is sick. is ink-well?
Is it permissible for one pledged to
tell no one. to telephone?
Send the money to H. E. Dugan,
Douglas, Ariz." says the note accom-
panying this one.
J. W. Hull. $3.50 Cloudcroft street, /
asks these:
If a woman broke rule. would /
copper pincer?
When the doctor tolled the bell, did
the reporter telephone?
"DaffydiI' sends this:
If W. T. Hixson had no home, would |
A. D. Foster him?
These are submitted by Nancy
Hanks:
It takes flea to make John Hop
good.
If my bed was a little buggy, I
might take a ride.
If the S. P. train fell in the river 1t
would make G. S. Waid.
If the clock runs, can the tomato
ketchup?
If I lost a turkey won't Will Cooper?
This is by George Reed, jr.. office
boy at the Remington typewriter sales
room:
If wheat mill grinds flour is Mark
RKi1Ioro