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The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10
Leus That Hear.

One OF the strangest and most UNI
expected Of the uses to which we could
imagine leg as being put is that Of
an organ of hearing. Yet such seems
to be one at least of the functions Of
the fore legs in the cricket. On the
outer side of the tibia a small oval
space may be seen, in which the strong
armature which covers the rest of the
body is reduced to thin and mem
oranous condition, making thus sort
OF window or drumhead Communi-
eatlng with this, inside the leg, are
the ends of nerve, and it can hardly
De doubted, therefore, that he whole
apparatus constitutes an auditory or
gan.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10
CRADGRIND'S
ERADICATOR.
The Tutors Luck and How
1t Happened.

| am Il tutor in an obscure college. |
have been Il tutor for twenty years, al
ways having before me the hope of be-
coming a professor. hope which has
been perpetualy deferred. My family
has meanwhile been increasing. though
my salary has remained the same. |
had given up any idea of change in my
life when one morning the president
sent for me and told me that Professor
S., lecturer on chemistry, was to take
a vacation and had been selected to
give lectures in his department until
his return.
During my lecture the door opened
and gentleman walked in on tiptoe,
took Il seat in the row OF chairs far
thest from me and listened intently to
what | was saying. AS | have never
known any one except the students to
attend my lectures. was greatly sur
prised. However, | retained my equa-
nimity, stimulated by the presence of
the stranger. and iattered myself that
! was making my discourse extraor
dinarily interesting. When l dismissed
the class the visitor remained.
Permit me to inform you. sir, that
the lecture have just listened to is
the most interesting | have ever
heard"
concealed my pleasure at the mans
COMMUNICATION as we'll as could, and
he went on:
Il am myself something of chem
list i'll small way and, being in your
town, awaited myself of the privilege
of hearing something ON my favorite
subject. Your charming DISCOURSE
Are you ii professional chemist?''
mot eXactly-rather a practical one.
l have succeeded in combining proper
ties IN way to produce a cleansing
material which l am now introducing
to the world. l am the proprietor of
Gradgrind's eradicator."
l heaved sigh of disappointment.
I would be pleased to have you
make an analysis of the eradicator
and if you find it effective and harm
less will gladly recompense you for
your trouble
You wish d certiticate?'
THAT is what would like-not that
the eradicator requires anything but
trial. Nevertheless the public is in
credulous and needs testimony"
What would the analysis and q
statement be worth to your
Millions. but l am free to say that
in the beginning, till we sell the goods,
my pecuniary resources are limited.
could make a first payment of all
possess. Let me see.' He fumbled in
his vest pocket and took out some
small change.
''Seventy-three cents is the total as
sets of one who possesses an embryo
fortune"
The mans pluck won me. Give me
a sample" | said. Il will analyze it
and give you the result. but | do not
care to take money from one poorer
than myself.
He gave me look of genuine thank
fitness and sample. Inviting him to
return the next day after my lecture, |
went to the laboratory.
When Mr.. Gradgrind returned the
next day 1 told him that his eradicator
contained several valuable properties,
but also an acid that would eat up
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10
A Curious Boat.

According to a Chinese legend, there
i1Ved In Canton 200 years before Christ
an artist named Linn Kao Poung. who
won an immortal reputation owing to
the fact that he was able to fashion
out OF a bean pod boat, complete
with rudder, sails, mast and all other
necessary appurtenances. Moreover.
Oh the exterior Of the boat were en-
graved various maxims by Confucius.
FOR this masterpiece, it is said. the
emperor Isl Fou paid him 1000 taels.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10

Before venturing your craft on
such uncertain waters send it to
the attorney general at Washing
ton for test of it's seaworthiness.
In this way you will avoid a
visit from postofice inspectors
and perhaps great deal Of ex-
pensive and unnecessary Iitiga-
ton.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10
WHEN A LOTTERY
IS NOT A LOTTERY
This Is a Priceless and Hope.
less Contest.
LAWYERS CANNOT SOLVE IT.

And Even Uncle Sam, Who Ought to
Be Familiar, Has Precisely Different
Rulings Handed Down on Precisely
Similar Questions.
That most puzzling of puzzlesome
questions. "Just exactly what is I'm
Gle Sans idea of a lottery is an
swered by Omer F. Doud in Judicious
Advertising as follows:
And he cites these two particular
cases:
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10

Any proposition involving the
element of chance in connection
, with the awarding of prizes in
which a consideration is requir-
ed Of contestants. The constit-
, uent elements of lottery or
other scheme Of chance as de-
, fined by the authorities are (D
consideration, (2) chance, (3)
! prize.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-08-10
Short Time


Is yours q small business?
Have you anything to sell?
Or do you want to buy ANYTHING?
Have YOU farm or house to rent?
Try these short-time low rates.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19
Sapamii&e &6flidfeit.

BUR 3eit 6es 3meiten fron5oiiiden
&aiierreths murbe Baron @ros nad
Sapon geian0t, INT tpegen ser Oeff=
nu11g gemilfer iapaniider Soften fir
6en fran50itiden &an6el gu permit,
teln. Inter anoeren StGoten nannte
er mabren6 Ser Gerbanolungen aud
cine, bel 6eren Mannen 6ie iapaniiden
@ir6entrager u%nperboblen ldd)elten.
germunoert fragte er fie, poriiber .iie
ii6 beluitigten. @iner ser iapani=
iden Miniiter antportete: r@ir mol
len Sbnen 6en betreffen6en Soften
offnen, menn Sic entgegenfommer6
inns aud einen %beitimmten Soften off
ren." - ~l1n6. pelder lit 6as?"
erfun6i9te ii@ Ser fran3oiiide &C.
ianote. Ser Soften 9ioerpool. "
~Mber, Cure @r3enen5, erpioerte
laden6 ser 6ran5oie, n2iperpool lit
gar fem franBoiiider Soften, ionoern
Elm engliider. @iiien sic benn 6as
nidt?" - ~SSamobl," entgegnete ser
iopanii@e miniiter in glei6 beiterem
Gone, ~uber oud Ser bon Sbnen &c.
nannte &afen liegt nidt in Sapa11,
ion6ern IN &orea."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19
8amtNenfreiS.
Sabre @lternliebe.

IS gibt mobl menig glter1, oie
lire &inoer nidt germ baben, sic tbre
&in0er nibt lieben. Die Mutter o6e1
Ger @ater liebt sen 5obn, oie Godbe1
au@ Damn, menn 6ieie ibnen Summer
uno Gorge bereiten 6urh nngebor-
jam o6er 6ur6 leidtinnigen 2ebens.
tuanoel. Mber 6ieie 2iebe lit gar off
nidt Ole mobre, edte @lternliebe un6
gerei6t Damn SEN &inbern 1ridt gum
Segen ur6 Sell, ion6ern miro fir iie
GeroerbniB.
Die redte @lternliebe ion bonn
5tan6punfte ser &eligion un6 6es
@laubens betradtet mer6en. Ser
Sdul0irector Surge beanttportet sic
5rage: v@eIdes lit Die redte Gl=
ter,1liebe?" in ieiner 8roidiire. r9ie
bauslide @r5iebung" in foIgenoer
@eiie:
@ir 6iirfen 6as &inb nidt MUIR iei-
t1er Nnmutb un6 ieines 2iebrei5es,
ieiner forperliden Gor5iige o6er iei=
ner geiittgen Mnlagen tpegen, ion6ern
miiiien es bauptid9li9 aus iiberna=
tiirliden @riir6en Iieben.
Sic nnidp1lb ser SeeIe lift ser
S4ab, Sen mir 1T 1t1iern &in6ern i'm
Squire bergen, 6eren @ertb mir 6o=
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19
Sic seifenblaie.

@os Bulbs GROCER @ruoer alles
fanm! Sen gan5er Sag mber gtbt es
fir SEN &leinen gu itaunen, mas fir
&unititiide ser Srit fertig bringt.
Mit einem bis9en S9aum bon 8ubis
Seife, Die neben ser 8a6eDanne Iiegt,
madt er, 6ura cine &feife blaien0,
lold elm @unber6img!
u8aB auf," iagte er, ebe ct sic
Sonpfeife in SEN Mlur6 nabm, un0
6es 8rii0erdens Mugen bingen ge<
ipannt an Sem fleinen @egeniton6.
Wie Sic Seifenblaie aufitieg, 1pl1hS
u1r6 imner berrliber in alien Sat-
ben i6inerte! 90, nun tpar lie 10 groB
mie Bulbs 8au. Die fleinen @dn6e
mouten eben oana6 greifen, als gang
pl0blt6 = mie fam es nur eigent=
lid? = Ser idone 8au 5erplabte, eli
men fleinen 5priibregen in Bulbs
@eiidt ergoB uno ms Midts per=
idtpunoen mar. Dus mar fait no@
perbliiffenoer ais fem gntiteben.
6rib aber ladte un6 iagte: rS4@
made Sir nod cine Menge, iobiel ou
1tur milit."
0ieie Musiidt mar fretlid redt
troitli@; ober ebenio groB fann 6os
@ergniigen bod bel feiner ipdteren
Setfenblaie mte6er mer6er, rn6 tpent
lie nod 10 berrlid gelingt, bern 8ubi
meiB ia nun idon, uie bergdngIi@
lire @r0Be lit, iobal6 man 5lgreih.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19

an! @enn ou mir foIeit 10 meroe
ih 6ir mdber cine grobe 6reuoe ma.
den." aaum NOR Die Mutter our
Ebiir binal,s, 10 bate 6as borpibige
||Mhaohen 6as' 5dadtelden idon in
Der @anb.
~gs lit 10 leidt", iagte iie, nuno in
Dem Detel iin6 fleine 2odelden!
@as mag mobl 6arin' fein?" sic
oa4te: "Die Mutter iiebt es ia nidt",
nno ma@te 6as 5@ddteld)en auf uno
iiebe auaenblidli6 flog elm mur-
oerid0nes 8anarienpogeldyen berars
nno frel.oig 5mitiderno in ser Stube
berltm. @briitine mollte es eeidhpino
fongen un6 mie6er einiperren, 6amit
Sic Mutter nidts merle. @ie iie nun
10 auber Mtbem uno nit oliibenoen
8ongen bas flinfe @ogelden ber-
gebenS in ser Stube berumiagte, trat
plotlih sic Mutter berein uno iagte
"9m porpibiges MGodJen. Dies
ldone g0gelden moQte i9 Sir iden<
ten, aber 5uerit tuollte id 6id priifen,
Oh ou es ber6ienit. Sett meroe i9 es
iogleid oem @%ogelbdn6ler tpie6er 5l1=
ridbringen."
Gin gutes aino tbut feline @flidt,
Sebn eS audi gleid sic @ltern ni6t.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19
Gin Sort aber d)riitlide 8inberer5ie
hung.

@en1 fdon ieoer @iinaelne fit iid
@runo bat, gu 3tttern, toentt ct on Ben
Gag Beg @eri@tes 6enft, oa ct uber
iein gan5es 2ebe11 @e@endaft ab5u-
legen bat; NIT tpelder Sur@t miiiien
Damn crit bic gltern erfiiM fem, bic
aud fir sic 5unben ibrer ainber Ser
authorizing leiiten fonen! @rnft lou.
ten bie @orte, >pelde Ser &etlan6 a,f
.5eitem 2etoenstpege gu 6en tpetnet'
ben Grouen Seruialems geiproden:
SIR Eodter Seu1fnlem's, tpeinet
tidt iiber mid, ior6ern tpeinet iber
eud ieIbit uno cure climber! benn fies
be, es tper6en Sage fommert, on noel.
den man fagett miro: Selig ftnb Die
nnfrudtboren u,6 Die 2etber, Bic
r1iht geboren baben!1
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19

raus ert1re11en to1er1, Dob Der 5obr1
@ottes bonn &immel berabitieg, INN
life gu ertoien. 3ie mabre 2ieb lit iid
itets bepuBt Ser eriduitternben Ste.
denidaft, 1te mir einit lbero aue I'M.
iere Nflegebefoblenen mer6en .ablegen
miiifen. Die mabre 2iebe ma4t fei,
nen l1nteridieo 5rpii9en ben &C.
idmiitern; iie %beoor3ugt feines uno
iebt feines 5uriif; benn ale &inoer
baben auf Ser @ltern 2iebe Die 11dim<
lihen Mniprude un6 bteielben @edte.
IS lit Elm groBes unre@t, etpa tpe>
gen m%angelnber geiitiger 8ef0bigung
ODER megen forperlider @ebreden
Elm &ino 5uriid5uieben.
Cine barte @e0uloprobe fir sic
Mutter fins oft sic fleinen &inoer;
oo6 sic 2ieb bringt sic grobten
0od sic 9iebe bringt sic groBten
periagen ii@ Slater un6 @11tter germ
Elm @ergniigen, iie mei6en Ole Srte,
mo- Die &in6er nidt bingeboren, iie
wi0men iid ielbit ibren Hflegebefob=
lenen nn6 pertrauen file nidt ser
5meifelbaften Obbut unerfabrener
un6 ge0anfenloier 9ienitboten an;
iie beridmdben sic Mntpen6ung BON
Ginidldferungsmitteln, mie etma
Sbee bon Mobnfopfen o6er 8rannt=
metn.
9nrd ibr gerdui9poles Spiel,
ibr lautes @oltern urro ibren fin6li=
&en Mutbmillen tperoen audi sic
groberen &in0ern 5uueilen lditig; al
letn 6ieies Goben lit an u16 fir iid
ntdt pom 8oien; es lift sic 1atirlide
MeuBerung ser fin6liden 2ebbaftig=
felt nno i~pru0e1n6er Mlmterfeit.
9eiterfeit lit ebeniomobl Elm 3ei6en
bon @%eiunobeit als audi bon finoli=
@er l1nidul6, un0 berftdnoige @ltern
mer6en ii6 freuen, penn 6ie &in6er
nrnnter uno fr0bli9 itn6. gs it im1-
mer be6enflid, tpe11n &ir6er 6umpf
Dor iid binbriiten, ideu uro per=
i@loiien iin6. Sen fl. 8bilippus
Neri fragte emit iemano, pie er bos
Carmen un6 Soben ser @naben Dor
ieinem &auie ertragen Tonne. Ct
iprod: ~@enn id 6a6ur6 8o{es per-
bitten fann 10 mogen iie &ol3 ouf
mei1em @iiden ihroten." @eiterfeit
un6 5robiinn laiie man gemdbren;
aber gegen nnarten ibreite man ener=
gii6 Elm.
9ie edte 2iebe lit INNER ouf 6as
mabre 8oH 6es @inbes beoo@t; iie
lit ge6uloig, 1T gitig; file ertrGgt 81
Les, mie ser fl. MpoiteI @aulus iagt.
Ga iie nidt MIR ouf 6as augenblid<
lide @oblbebaeen oes &inoes iiebt,
ion6er11 beiien 3ufunft ME aus Sen
perliert, 10 idredt fie audi
5urid Dor eu1pfin6lider 5trofe.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19
&lantcrei.

@oher Ser Sang pieler ionit gutter
@eniden, iid nit SEN SebGern un6
@ergeben fires Naditen 10 germ gu
beidpaftigen? @ober Der Sang, ser
nidt ielten bei idlcdt er5ogenen 9eu-
ten in &latiderei, 2aiteriudt u11o
gerleumoungsfibel ausartet? - Ct
fat gar man6e Qrelle! Ser Neio
lit lda6enfrob, menn er an 6em &C.
genitano, Sen ct Benedict, cine TIM
poqfommenbeit erbliden uno betannt
MAIDEN fam. M11d sic &adil1dt lift
befrieoigen6, menn tie an elmer perboB=
ten Eeri Jon etpas9eadtbeiliges erbliH,
moriiber iie ipotten un6 nit einigem
Sdein Ser @abrbeit lnb @eredtig<
feitsliebe ibren 3orn auslaiien fam.
Mber oieier Sang gu u%1glimpflid)e1
Meuberungen uber 6eblbare lit al1dJ
bel bielen Meniden berrideno, ste
meoer aus Mei0, nod aus 8osbeit
un6 &a9e ta6eln mogen. Ct ent=
ipringt gep0bnlidermeiie aus geiiti-
gent stol5e, bos beiBt, aus au51 1eb<
baftem 6robgefible, baB man better
lei, als ser Ga6elbofte, o6er baB man
oo6 beIier i9einen m09te Dor onoe<
rem.
Sa, sic @rfabrung beitatiet es muir
5u oft, baB mir, INN fir better gebaI=
ten gu mer6en, als mir iinb, geraoe
bieienigen Sebler am unbarmber3ig<
iten Bel on6ern ridten, oeren mir
uns int gebeimer ielbit idl11oig fiib<
len. S0er pieueidt, neil mir, lie
bdrter uno fdonungsloier mir ber=
oammea1, nun boffe,1, 6efto eber 6en
@erbadt bon uns entfernen 81 fon=
men, 6aB mir I'M gebetmen ebenio
ifrdflid iino. = SSn ser &bat, tpenr
ser, tpelder eintee @elterfabrung
nn6 Menide1fenntniB beiitt, in elmer
@eieQidoft l1rtbeile iiber fremoe Teb<
ler OerntHuWI, Dtr0 ct 1eDr DQl aus
bem Offer un6 Son ser To6eln6en
.erfennen, enttpeoer 6oB ite iid idon
gleider 5ebler ielbit idarl6ig een1adt
baben o6er 11abe 6orar1 tpare11. eeyn
6ieiem Sale lit ser Ea6Fer 3ug1ei@
ein @eudler. St nin1mt 1nltr aus
&lugbett Sic Mtene ser nnidl1l6 an,
tpo8u er ni6t etn,nal beredtigt iii.
@r lit 10 itrafli6 ols Ser on6ere, Sen
er berurtbeilt. @ie CT ieinen @Gid-
iten NIT Offer ridtet, ipridt er 6as
Ber6ammungsurtbeiI uber iid.
Mn6ere tpie6er beurtbeilen Sic 6eb- |
Ter 6es MG9iten nit ser IiebIoeiten
g(rt, no iie iiberba,,pt iin6, BOB fte
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-10-19
2inberede.
Sag midjt aQes, mas oa meikt.

81 elmer 3eit, a1s es nit ser
Siderbeit ser &eiien6en nod gar libel
belteut mar, fubr in elmer eiriamen,
maloigen @egeno @6ottlanos eine
Noitfutide 0abin. Inter oe'1 Sniai'
len mar Elm etma 8man5igiabriges
iSraulein an, geiprd@igiten. sic er'
5ablte qon5 m1sfibrltd, iie lei in
2on0on bier Sabre in Steuung &C.
meien un6 babe 100 Hflt10 er1part.
8ei elmer 5d1peiter, 6eren Namel'
| uno @obnort ite gerra1 angab, noble
lie lire Musiteuer MAIDEN nno iid
oann p%erbeirathen. Man fam m1d)
ouf sic l1niiderbeit Ser @egeno gu
ipred)e11. ga iogte oas Sraulein:
Sci mir finoen Sic &auber nidts;
id babe mein @elb in @anfnoten in
meinem linfen Sdl1b eritedft."
Man fubr meiter. Nloblt6 muroe
ser @agen a%ngebalten. @ermnmmte
Mauner oronee11 Elm uno foroerten
@el6. Ga iagte Elm otter Serr, ser
auf Ser go115er 5abrt idtpeigen0 in
elmer gde gelebnt bate: vSbr brauht
blob oos 6raulein sort gu peran-
laiien, SEN linfen 5@a1b auS5n3ieben,
uno ibr meroet nit eurer @erte 5l1<
frieoen iein." Gle lieBen fi@ oas
nidt 5peimal iagen; bas Sral1lein
mnBte SEN 5dub aus5ieben nno nit
Sent @eloe madten itd sic &arber
oopon. Mne Mitreii enoen aaben III
rent lt,rmiQen iiber Sen @erratber un<
perboblen Mus6rud. Ser aber iaB
pieoer gang It'll So, mie iebr audi oos
MG6den meinte.
8ei ibrer 5hmeiter angefom1nen,
erbielt 6as 6rGulein zines Cages cine
@eloienoung bon 200 &funo un6 ei-
men 8rief. Darin itan6: sd er<
iebe Sbnen biermit sic 100 &fltn6,
sic man Sssbnen geroubt bat. Sd
babe STR @ebeimniB sen &da1bern
perrothen, 6omit iie mild nit meinen
5000 8fl1n6 ltnaeidoren Iaiien iouten.
Sic meiteren 100 Hfun6 ionen mein
&oh5eitsgeidenf fir sic fem. @iel-
Iei9t oorf i9 Sbnen au6 nod ratben,
fuinftig nidt nnes a1s5uplau6ern -
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@ortpib.

Gbiitine bat lire @11tter, ibr Elm
&anarienpogelden GIT faufen. Die
Mltter iagte: rDu iouit ems erbal=
ten, mer1r1 6u immer redt artig, flei-
Big un6 folgiam biit." Gbriitine ber-
ipra@ es. @ines Cages iagte Sic
Mutter gu ibr: sd gebe iebt Elm tpe=
mig aus. @ier auf 6em 5ii9e itebt
Elm fleines ne11es SdadteIden. Ma-
de es ia nidt auf, rubre es aud) ni6t
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-28
DISTRICT COURT.

In the district court this morning
.thecase of Ed Harrison, charged with
assault with intent to murder, was
continued upon application of the de.
tense.
The case OF G. S. Turner. charged
with burglary, ie on trial today The
defense is represented by Attorneys
Board and Hudson, District Attorney
Davis conducting the prosecution, Fol-
lowing is the jury: Allen Smith, r. A.
Satterwhite, Jessie Cannon, Louis
White, J. B. Sanders, ], d. Ganter, Cy
Koontz. John Merka, w. &. Graham,
w. f. Gibbs, ]. T. Fuller Estis Candy.
Turner is the man who, it is alleged,
broke into the blacksmith shop of w.
| B. Grce some time ago and stole
an anvil. After the anvil was recovered
stolen property from Calvert was also
found in his possession, and he must
also answer to a charge of burglary
lin Robertson county
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-28
A. G. M. MINSTRELS
At the Colonial Theater Tomorrow
evening, March 20.

The following is, in part, the pro-
gram to be given by the college min
strels in their entertainment at the
Colonial theater tomorrow night:
Opening chorus by entire company,
followed by songs, ballads and jokes
by Messrs Millender, Barnitz, Hor-
lock, Brundrett, Crum, Waters, Dicker-
son and Hull.
Arrival of endmen, Scott and Eason,
with jokes and songs. First part con-
tinuing with Messrs. Scott, Eason,
Robinson and Fisher, closing with
chorus by company.
The second part opens with some
thing new in the way of a comedy
sketch team, entitled "Ah Don't Mind
Sayin' All Wuz Scared" and intro
duces Dancing Scott.
"A PrOtegee Of Kellar" is the name
of a comedy magic skit which intro
duces Messrs. Wadley and Eason, who
perform some really clever and mys-
FERROUS stunts, afterwards disclosing
their secrets in the most laughable
manner
The Taps Quartet" from the A. &
VI. band needs no Introduction to our
Bryan friends, their music is all new
and they are sure bsbe a feature of
the evening.
The Bryan Male Quartet" whom
you all know. will be an attractive
number on the program, ard as spe-
cial feature The Peerless Light
Guards, a crack company of undoubt-
eddy the best drilled men ever seen
in this part of the country has been
added. These men have been constant
ly at work perfecting a series of the
most complicated maneuvers, most or
which are accomplished without word
of command, and they are unquestion-
ably the attraction of the evening.
1t has been one of our chief aims
to avoid all unpleasant jokes, jibes or
iests, the idea being to furnish an en-
tertainment without distasteful per-
sonal references to anyone, either in
or out of the audience.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-28
FARMERS WALlOPED
OKLAHOMA lEAGUERs

The first of the three games between
A. & NJ. college and the Muskogee
(Okla.) league team was played yes
terday afternoon on Kyle Field at the
college, and was a victory for the Red
and White by score of to ).
1t was a game worth seeing and
both teams deserve special mention
for fast playing. Costly errors and
bad throws were made by both teams,
giving each several scores, but A. &
NJ, by brilliant playing and timely
work with the willow, earned three
runs, which made their victory pos
sible.
Anderson pitched winning game
for A. & NJ. and proved himself a
corker, using the "spit-ball" to advan-
tage.
A. & NJ. was credited with errors,
hits and runs, against errors, )
hits and runs made by Muskogee.
Following is the lineup of the two
teams:
A. & M.-Simmons, left field; Will
liams, right field; Underwood, center
field; Roach, third base; Henderson,
shortstop; Keathy, second base; Ney-
land, third base; Moore, Anderson,
pitchers; Hahn, catcher.
Watkins, left field ;
Darst, right field; Stewart, center
field; Welch, third base; McCabe,
shortstop; Pickett. second base; Rys-
by, first base; Wilson, pitcher; Ham,
catcher.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-28
ORDER OF ELECTION.

By virtue of authority vested in me
as mayor of the city of Bryan, it is
ordered that an election for city Of
ficers. to wit: City marshal, city sec
rotary and three members of the city
council be held by the qualified voters
of this city at the city hall in Bryan,
on the first Tuesday in April next. it
being the fourth day of said month;
and the presiding officers, together
with such others as may be appointed.
shall hold said election in accordance
with the city charter and ordinances
and the state law governing elections.
tSignedl J. T. MALONEY,
MayOr
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-28

Mrs. James Boxley and daughter,
Miss Halle, were in today from the
bottom.
Nothing better to drive away the
blues than night with the.-A..& NJ.
MINISTRIES. L.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Jones, of
Steep Hollow, were in the city shop.
ping today.
Watch for the big parade of the
A. e. NJ Ministries Wednesday after
noon.
c. Tobias and Tai and Jim Tobias
were visitors to the city today from
Kurten.
Come prepared to laugh. Watch for
Scott and Eason, the funniest end-men
in Texas.
A force Of hands has been at work
today removing the dirt from the con.
crete street crossings. All that have
been constructed are now in use
The Singer sewing machine is sold
for cash or small monthly payments.
See 7. A. Satterwhite, salesman.
Phone 467. =
Parisiana corsets embody the latest
Partisan styles and are especially
adapted to the needs of the American
woman. Sold only at the fashion shop.
Eugene Edge, on the corner.N
The ladies of the Free Baptist
church will give a tea at the residence
of Mrs. Tom Cloud on Thursday after
noon from to Z. Everybody is in
vited to attend.
Wadley, the mysterious magician.
He positively has nothing concealed
in his sleeves; he rolls them up. He's
a whole show by himself, but there
are others in the A. & NJ. MINISTRIES.
Half dozen Rhode Island hens and
rooster for sale. 81 each. Can furnish
eggs to set incubator on short notice,
/ for 81. Mrs. John Impson. Box 315.
The largest minstrel troupe that has
ever visited Bryan. Fifty furiously
funny men with their own band
Waite hfor the big street parade on
"Wednesday afternoon. ~
State Fire Marshal S. ~. Inglish,
of Austin, was in the city yesterday
Mr.. lnglish was here for the Scamardo
trial. but as the case was continued
his visit was short. While in the city
he stated to Mayor Maloney that he
would use every means possible to Sc
cure the fire marshal arrangements for
Bryan.
You will be satisfied with the fit
and admired for the stylish appear
ance the Parisiana corset creates for
your figure. Eugene Edge, on the cor
rer, sells them.