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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
To Save esafusion When Movino,

II yen are planning to move prevent
confusion in placing furniture in the
rev house in the following manner:
In leisure moments prepare large
card for eeci, room to be tackled to the
Outside CT TIE IL. r frame on moving
Gay Asa 9 lumber and mark
card for each bedroom. Letter the
other cards with the names of the
other rooms Then prepare number
OF smaller tags, attaching string to
each. or use baggage tags. Mark
enough to put on all furniture. trunks
or boxes with the name of the room
into which each is to be put. Show
yonr movers the arrangement and
there will be little or no error in plac.
ting. while no valuable time and
strength will be LDst in directing
Woman's Home Companion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

Now don't delay sending in
your name for the automobile
contest. Your friend maybe
nominated and win the mach.
inc, then think how envious
you would be.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
He Prono;..d.

Sntton-No. can't spare the money
very well, but I'll lend 1t to you If you
promise not to keep 1t too long. Gay.
boy-I'll undertake to spend every pen
ny Of 1t before tomorrow.-Washing-
tOntan.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
a Bad Start.

El.i try this Nccp a smiling prop
osition?
Tried II once but with poor sue.
cess. Unfortunately started the ex
pertinent on day that the boss felt
grouchy. "-Louisville Courier journal
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
What Mad. Him Sick.

Teacher-Your little brother was all
right when he left tile hO:sp With you.
and yet you say he's sick and wont
he In school. The kid-Sure. Didn't
1 give him the seegar wild me own
hands ?-Puck.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
he Got M.

Small Harold-Papa, won't you please
give me 5 cents! Papa-Not now. Run
along. I'm very busy. Small Harold
(holding his hands Joined together)-
Well. papa. 3uss drop nickel in the
s!nt ana see ne co. Chicago News.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
SLEEP suPERsTITIoNs.
How to Awaken at Any Hour You May
Designate.


Laziness eleven.
III you wish to arise at certain
hour. before going to bed make with
your right foot as many marks on the
floor as the hour OH which you wish
to wake. then go to bed backward.
To insure happy dreams burn some
haZelnuts and do the ashes up in q
package, which you must place ba-
meath your pillow. You will then dream
sweetly.
IL you wish ever to marry. never
look under the bed.
Ii q person talks In his sleep. put his
hand in bowl of water and be will
tell you all his secrets.
The Hindoos say it is bad luck to
sleep with your head to the north. but
sleeping with your head to the south
promotes longevity.
1t is considered by some nations dan
gerous to sleep while thirsty, for the
soul leaves the body In search Of wa
ter. and II the body awakened too
quickly the soul might not have time
TO return to it. so the body would die.
In Germany the nightmare is believ-
ed 10 be Il spectral being which places
itself upon the breast of the sleeper.
depriving him of the power of utter
ance or mution.-Ph Press
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
stat;onarv Youth.

Rich Father-My daughter 's too
young to get married. She is only
eighteen. Impecunious Lover-l know.
sir. but ! have waited patiently for
years. and she doesn't seem to get any
older.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
Pretty Small

The Agent don't see how you find
room for complaint in this apartment
The Tchant-Nor l. There amt even
scon 20 take deep BREATHE Cleveland
eAdef.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
Feeding tho Fish.

pisgusted Fisherman temptying his
bsit into the stream,-Hapged II I'll
wait on you any longer! Here. help
yourselves
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
Early lntelIiosnce.

Sunday School Teacher ulnishing the
narration)- that is the story OF
Jonah and the whale. Johnny-lsn't II
strange they knew what 1onah was
that long az
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

If you have corns prepare
to shed them now by going to
Shiley's drug store and getting
a bottle of Hill American corn
dropper. 1t will do the trick.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

The biggest and best line of
gasoline stoves in the city at
Bolin's. all
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

WILcOxFoLWERS
Wilcox, of Council Bluffs,
handles oil kinds of cut
flowers. Designs in cut
flowers made to order in
short notice for weddings,
parties, funerals, and in
TACT, no order too small or
too large. Telephone 90,
Council Bluffs, or call on
T. j. nennessey, agent for
Wilcox. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

sorrow is an evil with many feet
simonides.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

How would you like to get an
automobile free? Talk to the
contest manager at The Times
office. He will tell you how.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13

Ladies handbags at Saileys
Drug Store.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-04-13
Rheumatism Relieved in 6

Rheumatism Relieved in 6
DR.. Detchon's Relief for
Rheumatism usually relieves
seyerest cases in a few hours.
its sction upon the system is
remarkable and effective. 1t
removes the cause and the dis
ease quickly disappears. First
dose benefits. 75c and $1.00.
Sold by G. S ,borne, druggist.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

II is more than probable that the
old fishmarket site will be chosen as
the location for the territorial immi-
grafton station or the territorial mar
ket. There is no other site available.
and, according to the encroachment
to the Channel wharf by the extension
of the federal property lines at Fort
Armstrong, some other place must be
speedily found for the housing of i'm
migrants. In case the Channel wharf
Is included In the lines of the extern
sion, the Territory will be reimbursed
to the extent OF the cost OF building
a new station.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

balance to AN equal amount pledged
by J. =. Cooke, making the amount
$4,000, which is considered sufficient
to start an entomOlogist on II trip
through India in search for para
site for the boil worm, which il
threatening the cotton crop of Ha-
wall A committee of three has been
appointed to secure subscriptions. II
Is reported that one of the first bust
ness men approached put his name
down for 800, and II is thought that
there will be little delay In collecting
the full amount.
The coming cotton crop promises
well, and Is considered too valuable,
by those Interested financially or 9TH
erwise, TO suffer any setback from n
pest while there is possibility of the
blight's elimination.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

There was some talk Of closing
down EVA mill for few weeks for
the purpose Of employing all hands
In cane planting. There would be no
loss from such an arrangement, as the
cane which is now ripening can very
well stand in the field for a time with
out harm, and, in fact, be in better
condition to go to the mill. The sea-
sons run so fat has exceeded all ex-
pectations and will overtop any pre-
viOus output.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
BIG CHIEF UNDER
SURGEONS KNIVES

Chief OF Detectives McDuiIie, who
has been suffering internally for some
time. was successfully operated on
this morning in the Queens Hospital.
The big Chief Is resting comfortably
He went there yesterday afternoon,
after he had turned over the work
of his Office to his deputy, John Kel-
let.
The hospital officials stated this
morning that the big Chief will be
out of the hospital in II few days The
patient behaved well under the sur
geons' knives. t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
Building All Over Town.

Building operations all over tho
city are keeping up the pace. In the
Kaimuki district city is springing
up--not a city OF shacks, but of beau
tiful bungalows with stone founda-
tons and trimmings.
The Pantheon block, on the corner
OF Fort and Hotel streets, is so far
along that bids are being made for
stores and Office space. This is new
departure in the line of renting, and
1t is stated that there have been some
astonishingly high offers made for the
new stores In this building.
The old W. 7. schmidt house. on
Pensacola street, is to be RACED, and
beautiful $4,000 residence will be
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
Rubber Results.

Rubber Results.
. The local stockholders In the rub
Der plantations Of Tanjong Olok anl
Pahang are elated over the latest re-
ports from the tappings that have
been in progress for some little time
These plantations are but trne over
four years old and the prospects. ac-
cording to those who are verscd In
rubber culture, are exceptionally
good.
According to the rubber market re-
port from New York. tina, commodity
Is In an apathetic state at present.
The best grades that embrace quail
ity known as the "up river fine be-
ing quoted at 90 cents 10 s1.O2 with
demand prac tically nil. The big man,l-
facturers OF rubber goods express the
opinion that II has reached the lowest
level and will probably advance in
the near future. Tire makers state
that with the approach of warmer
weather an increase demand for tires
materializes but they are not laying
in any extra supply
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

The annexation Of the Lacke prop
erty on Fort street by the G.. NJ. Cooke
estate. the negotiations for which are
completed, or nearly SO. will greatly
extend the territory belonging to that
estate In that vicinity. II is stated
that $4,000 was the consideration fig
ure. and constitutes one of the recent
real estate deals.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

MIR. J. NJ Dowsett is back IN har-
ness again, after a trip abroad that
has occupied the larger part of the
year. AN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
IN BUSINESS CIRCLES

$4,000 becoming available for this
work. The Territorial government
stands good for two-thirds OF that
amount.
Much valuable work has been done
and reference data collected by w. f.
Martin, the district engineer of the
United States Geological Survey dur
ing the fiscal year, but through failure
of funds further progress came to a
standstill. and all that had been ac-
complished would be of little value
unless perfected by further research
Two experienced engineers have
been added to the force under Engi-
neer Martin. Both men come well
recommended and qualified. One Ct
the assistants will be located on Kau-
al and the other ON Maui ami incl
IDENTIFY take In Molokai. Charles H..
Pierce, assistant engineer, has been
located for some time on Hawaii
The taking charge of tn, different
units In the water source invcstiga-
ton by different experts a, the same
time will greatly facilitate and has
ten the. results looked for.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
HAYES LEADS IN
BILLIARD TOURNAMENT

The pocket billiard tournament at the
y. N. c. a. Is progressing with inter
est There are eleven contestants,
whose standings are az follows:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

Another transaction. calling for
$4,000, was the sale of property on
the corner of Beretania avenue and
PunahOu street. the purchaser being
A. J. Campbell, the former owner be-
ing Mrs. Berger, This piece of prop
erty is one OF the many beauty spots
of Honolulu. A number of lesser sales
complete fairly good week for the
exchange of real estate.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

Brown University observed its 1i3d
annual COMMENCEMENT recently by
comforting degrees upon ll3 young
men and ~ young women.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
photographic. Survey,

On July I, the Investigation Of the
Territory's water resources received n
new lease of life through the sum of
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

Fire-fghting apparatus Of the motor
driven variety will soon be In COM
mission, according TO Chief Thurston,
who, with $4,000 available, has been
making careful study of the many diff
ferent makes of chemical engines. and
Is determined to have the best to be
found In the market. In connection
with the installing OF motor-driven
fire-fghting apparatus. 1t is thought
that insurance rates will drop consid-
erably Statistics gathered by those
Interested show that seventy-iive per
cent of the premiums paid In is profit
the losses being but twenty-five per
cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

Alfred d. Cooper has sold his seat
on the Honolulu Stock and Bond Ey-
change to Ed, Duisenberg, The price
named Is $4,000, the highest figure
thus far reached for "A stock exchange
seat Mr., Cooper will give all bis
time to Philippine sugar enterprise,
IN which he has Interested number
Of local capitalists.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15
Statement Of Resources & Liabilities, June 80. 1911
LIABILITIES.

LIABILITIES. ~
Capital fully paid 5000. 0O0. 90
Trust and agency accounts. 167,sa5.7s
Undivided profits ......... 93.52567
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

Ex-Governor Carter retcrates his
statement that insurance rates are too
high. and so much money is being
sent out of the Territory in insurance
premiums that a local insurance COM
pany should be organized.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

Information comes from Washing
ton. through the Bulletins corre-
spondent that all the bills having to
do with Hawaii's affairs have gone
into committee and will stay there
TIL the regular session of Congress.
This means that general legislation
VIII await n regular session.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-15

w. W. Harris, who Is interested In
the scheme of the Government guar
anteeing the interest OF railroad
bonds. returned from the Coast re-
Gently, Mr. Harris did not go to
Washington as at first planned. ,as
he learned from the Delegates secre-
tary that no Hawaiian legislation
would be put through during the
extra session of Congress.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-03

Every merchant in Kansas
can place the Aetna Building
& Loan Association on his
employees list, as a clerk,
paying into it's treasury S25
per month and at the end of
ten years draw out $4,000 in
cash, realizing a greater pro-
fit than he will on any $1OO
per month clerk in his en-
ploy.
Mr.. Merchant think of this,
send for literature and make
the Aetna a clerk in your
store.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-06-03
Home Of the Aetna Building and Loan Association

The Building & Loan
Association with the
greatest number Of
stockholders in the
United States between
San Francisco and Phil
delphia.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Accused Men Prove Alibi.

A dispatch from Carlisle Friday was
as follows: IAN alibi was proved by
the defendants against whom w. H.
Scott and Mis-. Mary Honaker, charg-
ing they had been whipped by the
crowd, recently swCre out variants.
The examining trial was held before,
Justice j. T. Clay here and they were.
each acquitted and discharged. The
defendants were Fran Crouch, John
Bettus and DaWse Terrell, of Bourbon
county, and John Scott, Joe Scott and
Howard Scott, of Nicholas county, all
prominent farmers of the two counties.
Crouch and Howard Scott proved
by three witnesses that they were in
Bourbon county on the night of Octo-
bsr 28, last, when it was allie ged in the
warrant. the defendants went to the
house of Mrs. Honaker. Joe proved
by witness that he was fox hunting,
and Dawse Terrell and John Scott
proved by two witnesses that they
were each at their homes, and John
Bettus proved by a witness that he
was at the home of M. Riggs. All of
the defendants provped their where
abouts on the night of the alleged
whipping and were acquitted.
Crouch is a son-in-law and the
three SCOTS are sons of w. H. Scott,
one OF the prosecuting witnesses.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Will Spend Vacation Here.

Hon. Il. C.. Howard. United States
Minister to Peru, will spend his va
cation in this city and according to
letters received by relatives here will
arrive about the first Of April to enjoy
two months at leisure In the Blue
Grass. Out of each year Mr.. Howard
is granted a vacation of thiee months
but alb, Ut Gne month cf the time will
be spent in veling from and to his
post of duty. Mrs. Howard, who has
been here for several weeks visiting
relatives, will re main and accompany
Mr.. How and OF his return to Peru.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Bridge to be Raised.

l The new Louisville & Nashville
bridge spanning Houston creek will be
raised about eighteen inches to COM
pare with the new grade established
at this point of the road, which was
made necessary in establishing a grade
for the double track. According to
the engineers the work will be COM
pleted in four hours. when a sufficient
force will be employed and the struc
ture raised between trains and traffic
will not be hindered. The engineers
plan to raise the structure the latter
pant Cf the week.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Santa Claus Headquarters.

Our store as usual is the place Old
Santa holds forth during the holidays
and this year is no exception. He
has furnished US with a larger stock of
everything than ever before for the
chilrden. Sleds, magic lanterns, Irish
mails. boxing gloves. drums. horns,
toy tea sets, velccipedes. toys, air
guns. express wagons. fireworks, can
dies, fruits. nuts. raisirs and all kinds
uf goodies to fill the stockings with.
Be sure and see US and we will save
you money.
8 at LAWN & CONNELL.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
"A BACHEOR's HONEYMOON
TONIGHT.

A laughter loving public cannot but
appreciate ellison & Bradfield's pro-
duction of that great Hoyt Theatre
comedy success, "A Bachelors Honey
MOON" which is to be presnted at the
Grand tonight. Filled with lively,
laughing situations, resplendent with
sparling, witty lines, it's entire atmos-
phere prevaded with that full hearted
humor for which the great playwright
was noted, this great comedy has well
deserved the unanimous verdict of the
critics, he greatest of Laugh plays. :"
The settings are masterpieces of
scenic art. the costuming beautiful,
End the cast one Of real ability.
PIices, Gress circle rs cents, par
quette 50 cents, balcony 35 and %
cents, gallery 25 cents. This is guar
anteed show. Get your seats reservE d
and save Trouble.
AL. G. FIELD SATURDAY.
It's an old time minstrel show with
out the old time tiresome features.
It's old time in so far as the atmos-
phere and naturalness goes, but it's
without the old time witticisms and
stunts that have been relegated to less
progressive prOgressionits. It's the
pronounced progressionist of min
strelsy and has ever been.
Al. q. Field has always been a top
notcher in minstrelsy. He does not
depend upon the uncertain efforts of
any one person to carry his show to
success. The many artists comprising
his company have something that
pleases all patrons. Burt Swor, than
whom there is no more entertaining
comedian, Little Johnny Healy, the
man with the suit case, Doc Quigley,
himself again, Gov. Bowen, Ollie Dill
worth. Nick Glynn, Henry Neiser,
Herbert iWllison,Ja Altman. Walter
Sherwood, Jack Richards, Paul La
Londe, Harry Sievers. Alton Robert
son, Boni Mack. Ray Powell. Will H.
Starr and half hundred others includ-
ing Al. Thurburn's solo orchestra, Will
Walters Banner Band. Its coming
has always been an event in local
amusements. Its coming this time is
arousiDg unusual interest.
Reserved seats at Mitchell & Blake
more's Thursday. Prices, lower floor
81. balcony rs cents. gallery SO cents.
No free list.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
0leika Temple Elects Officers

At Lexington Thursday night Oleika
Temple. Mobiles of the Mystic Shrine
elected officers for the ensuiag year as
follows: Potentate. James P. Jack
son; Chief Rabban. Charles A. Nc
MILAN; Assistant RabbaD, Dave P.
Eastin; High Priest, John I. Graves /;
Oriental Guide, Hughes Spur; Tret s.
urer. Oscar Lyme; Recorder, VIM. M.
Vent; Outer Guard. John w. Myers
Repre- sentatives. Charles M Morris.
Vim. f. Clarke and VIM. M. Vent.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Insure your tobacco against
fire and tornado with Joe G.
Mitchell.
COTTAGE Sold.

Mrs. Lida B. Barton sold Friday to
Harris & Speakes >one story frame
cottage located on Pleasant street
near Twelfth, and adjoining in the
rear TIE l.. & N. yards. The price
paid was 81 1850.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Dolls.

Come in and look at my stock of
dolls just for the pleasure of seeing
them whether you want to buy or TO.
They ale beautiful and in endless
variety.
MISS JESSIE BROWN.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Toy Annex.

Don't fail to visit the Toy Annex up
stairs at the National Five and Ten
Cent Store. Everything in dolls and
high grade toys, games and every
thing for Christmas. If
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Toy Annex.

Don't fail to visit the Toy Annex
upstairs at the National 5 & 10 cent
Store. Everything in dolls. and high
grade toys. games and verything for
Christmas IF
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Good Candy Cheap.

Fine fresh mixed candies at Is, 2C
and 25 CENTS per pound New stock
just received.
x II. LEHMAN
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
FOR RENT.

| have for rent or will lease for a
term of years. The best livery and
sale barn in Paris, Kentucky. Situat-
ed corner End and Main street, oppo-
site Windsor Hotel, possession given
Hip. E. T. phone 1913
J. H. BUTLER.
8tf Paris, KY.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
At Public Sale.

Anyone desiring to purchase small
tract of we'll improved land convenient
ly located, should attend the auction
sale of the Estes property On Cypress
street December 10 at O'clock.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Free.

We give Christmas boxes with al
80 cent ties.
If MITCHELL & BLAKEMORE.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Christmas Goodies

Fresh stock of all kinds of fruits,
nuts. raisins. dates, figs, etc for the
holiday trade. Let US fill your order.
x BRUCE HOLLADAY.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Christmas Decorations.

Paper napkins. table covers, doilies,
bells, candles, etc at
If CLARKE & CO.'S
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Fur Caps as Gifts

Are sure to be appreciated. 50. so te
SIS.
j. w. DAVIS & co.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
All Prices.

Suit cases and travelling bags in all
prices.
If MITCHELL & BLAKEMORE.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
For Sale.

One Radiant Home Heater, No. 228.
used very little. Will sell for half
cost. Apply to
st JAMES M. RUSSELL,
S08 Main street.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Gifts for the Men.

See the display of fine Meerschaum
pipes. cigars and tobaccos at
If CLARKE Il CO.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Get a HOOSier.

Get your wife HoOsier Cabinet at
A. F. Wheeler & Co. IS for Christians
present.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
AT Reduced Prices.

Our finest perfumes in handsome cut
glass bottles at reduced prices.
If CLARKE & CO.
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Make Nice Gifts.

Collar bags, silk mufflers and leather
travelling sets at
If MITCHELL & BLAKEMORE'S
The Bourbon news., 1911-12-12
Both Phones.

Local and long distance. Open nights
till IL. Mann's Billiard Hall. If cot