The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-23
BY HELEN GREEN.

yuh gimme the loan of five bucks
The pianner agents due tomorrow an
EFF kinnot dig up the rent it'll be
took out an yunno the talk whatn
begin A course, fur me | kin en-
dure anything, but l left mawr hysteri-
cal Jest at the ideer of it, Yuhll git
it back Sat'd'y.
MYRTLE-Bellab I'm clean as a
bug! Three weeks salary an the
eighty l got fur sellin' the necklet
Jimmy sent me- had two already
an a CELLS gotta live besidess
amt speakin to him no more, any
way, an eff | was yuh gotta right to
sell yer own prop'ty But the ideer
is what | done with the change which
I see yuh think I'm stingy, but how
kin | when l amt got it, dearie?
It's mimi stocks, an eff ever |
incline my shelllike ear to the sweet
murmurin' song of a guy who kin
ease me in on a copper proposition
where they only got steamer freight
to the smelter. an they'll be shippin'
ore soon's they kin induce the boats
to come in an empty the bunkers-
the tunnel extendin seven miles
acrost a ledge so pure an rich that
the diamond drillers breaks into un-
comfortable weepin when they must
80 off shift, an they gotta have
guards to stop the Guggenheims from
surgin' in an personally grabbin a
shovel SOS to help out-he said It
was all that, an eff doubted | could
asst Steve Birch.
Oh, why, why is the male animal
gave leave to roam the earth, handin
us pore workin' CELLS dreams?
sawr myself pitchered as the actress
queen of the copper counry, so opulent
that I could dine alone every evenin'
an cut all the guys what ! gotta be
polite to now or not git no attention,
an then they pinched the promoter
! fur illegally usin the mails, an
hadda sign fur the road tour at TWEEN
ty week an room with chorus ladies'
what it's a honest fact ! betcha liant
got di'mond to their name! Amt
life fierce, dearie?
ANNABELLE-It's horrible. Lookit
me settin' here forlorn when I'm long
in to haste to the wild, free prairies
where sun an hearts are kind. A
course a party's simply forced 70
keep on slingin' line of gas about
how this here the one burg an the
rest is ringers. otherwise yuh knock
yuhself, but Gimme them big sweeps,
where the moon hangs poised on the
snow-tipped peaks an yuh switch lies
in the shack over bacon an mush an
build the breakfast fire OF the hour
they're jest goin' home on Broadway.
| git that sick of findin numbers
fur guys whose fathers is: the only
reason they're beatin' the vag act that
| feel like slidin' a pill in their grub,
yet do they squander a pityin' thought
on Bella, the comp'ny's minion? |
met up with a Mexican gelmun last
week, anef / could discover whether
the Waters-Pierce Comply of the
Standard Oils goin to be next Presi-
dent down there I'd go after that guy
an crowfoot him before he had a
chanel to office me out, but they amt
nothin but carkin' grief, no matter
where yuh are, an the Bridge looks
good to me.
MYRTLE-Dearie, don't yuh git des-
pendent, too! | was cryin' an sob
bin so up to the fiat l dunno how |
ever got my map fixed SOS l could
come down, an at that eff I git
emotional I'll crack so fur gracious
sake be calm. The lean years has
came upon our city, or else I'm losin'
my vogue, fur twict in a row | been
asst out to chow, an neither of em
s'much as breathed the thrillin' name
of wine. I dunno what they think a
lady's accustomed to.
Oh, Bella, truly | could greet death
with a fond smile, fur it's too daned
much work to live Yet | spose we
, gotta.
ANNABELLE-Pers nally, | kin see
where they could be many changes
made on this here unhappy sphere
but they amt goin to come of, SO
the safe plays to set tight an don't
never go in till yuh got sumpin'.
been feelin' better steady ever since
met up with Chawlie our head bar
keep, fur, as he says, leave the world
go, fur whatll it do fur yuhF
He's the grandest fella, dearie A
course, to strangers tryin' to oar II
he's dretful cold an reserved an
bein' exclusive an drinkin' only grape
eff he's asst, they gotta respect him
I think gelmun oughta have dignity
fur these here Joes who's allus glad
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