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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

When a fellow just can't support
Little joe does not like "Plain
Dick" and can't stand for prohibition
Pope. will some one please suggest
a way out OF the thing?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

The kilograms indicated that Pres
ident Taft was at Salt Lake City on
Saturday Salt creek will be his post
office after next November.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

When Judge Russell says that the
prohibition law in Georgia is a rank
failure he hits the nail squarely on
the head.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

What a pity it is that the Turk is
not one of those birds that find much
interest In aquatic exercises.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

Now that Little Joe is out with
platform, viii some one please tell
us when the stampede viii take place!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

Has any one here a line on the re-
result of the recent elections in Maine
as relates to prohibition?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

FOR HIRE-A nice laLnen for marsh
hen shooters, fishing, hunting and
pleasure parties. Apply to Central
hotel, 'Pho-e 75S. 11-3
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

Little Joe" takes a stand on the
prohibition issue by saying it has no
place in the campaign!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

white men of good
character to drive wagon; must
know town; good wages. Address
Wagon" News Office.
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Want Column

See Brunswick Business College adj
on page 3.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

SIRAYED OR STOLEN-One grey
mare weighing between 900 and
l,oOO pounds, between 6 and years
old. Has small knot under left ear,
tail slightly bobbed. Inclined to be
tlcklish when touching her. Dis
appeared from Mr.. c. H. Ffcken's
lot Friday night, September 29. We
VIII pay a liberal reward for her
recovery or information leading to
her recovery. Address J. NJ. Cox Co.,
Waycross, Ga.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

The fans will indeed have their inn
ing next week when the champion
ship games begin.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

The Italians have captured Tobruk,
wherever and whatever that is.
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TELEPHONES.
OFFICIAL ORGAN OF

Glynn County; City of Brunswick;
the United States Court OF Bank
ruptcy for This District.
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WANTED = Twenty-fve carpenters
and millwrights. Apply at once,
Southern Naval Stores Construc-
ton Co., L street.
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Desirable two story residence No,
1923 Norwich street. A good bargain
at $1,000; reasonable terms. ALBERT
FENDIG and co.
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POSITION WANTED-By exnert
young lady stenographer; five years.
experience; No. 1 references. Write
Lee Sinkhorn, Madison, Ind. 1913
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WANTED-One feather bed. Address
IS. c.. L." care News office. 1912
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

Mona Lisa seems to be lost forever.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

FOUND-Bunch of keys. Owner can
get same by paying for this ad.
Apply at News office If
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Ie'ephone ALBERT FENDIo ara
COMPANY for information on ,retr
residence lots in the South End
Phone ITO.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10
Sidelights From
Other Sanctums

But the Corset Maker Ruins the Job.
The New York Evening Telegram
asserts that women are not as good
at figures as they used to be. Well
what's the difference their tailors
are.-Augusta Chronicle.
But Those Vetoes Did That
Mr.. Taft made a speech at Water
loo, Iowa, the other day calculated to
reassure Wall street. This should
prove his Waterloo.-Macon News.
But 1t Won't!
Well, if this war will serve to keep
some of the hand-organ and monkey
men at home, We'll be thankful.-The
Tampa Tribune.
And Thus Tell tie Truth!
Why didn't that Atlanta committee
say it didn't invite Governor Blease
because he wasn't fit to be Invited? p
Florida Times Union.
TIC WoutoHL WAKE f7It mere,
Either.
The baseball world would not
hear to the nomination of Ty Cobb
for the presidency. He can't be
spared.-Columbus Enquirer Sun.
sss
The Performances Were Alike, Too.
Out in Idaho the crowd seemed to
prefer watching a riderless and bride
less horse trot around a race track to
hearing President Taft's oratory.-
Charleston Post.
Was There Any Worst To It?
1t seems probable that the worst of
the Turko-Italian war is overall
banv Herald
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-10

The best plaster. A piece of flannel
uampened with Chamberlain's Ldni-
hent and Bound on over the affected
parts is superior to a plaster and
costs only one-tenth as much. For
sale by all dealers.
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FOR SALE.
RU5FER Stamps.
Steel Stamps,
Seals. SteneIla,
Metal Letters, E.-.
w. D. FAM, CITY HA,
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The Performances Were Alike Too

Was There Any Worst To It?
1t seems probable that the worst of
the Turko-Italian war is overall
bany Herald.
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Terms of subscription in the city
and by mail free OF charge to all
parts Of the United States and Can
ada, Mexico, Porto Rico, Guam, Phil
ippine Islands, Cuba and Hawaiian
Islands.
One Month. ......v....$ so
Three Months. ......... 1925
Six Months. ESQ
One Year. .......,...,.. SEQ
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
MAGNITUDE Of Stars,

The brighter star is the smaller
the number representing It's magni-
tude. and consequently Il star Of the
first magnitude Is brighter than one Of
the second. and one Of the second
magnitude is two nlagnitudes brighter
than one of the fourth. In the same
way stars brighter than the first mag
nitude can be represented by numbers
smaller than one, by decimals. or even
by negative numbers Sirius is of the
Ii magnitude. Vega of o. magnitude.
Our sun Is star Of the 26.5 inagni-
tude. and 1t gives US l0.OO0.OOO,00O
times rs much light us Sirius. Ii the
sun were twice as far away from us
as it Is II would give only one-quarter
as much light. II 1t were 100000
times farther of than ii is its light
would be the same intensity as that
Of Sirius. But even mt this enormous
distance the sun would be only about
one-sixth as far away as Sirius ex-
actly lies. In other words. sirius
shines with II lustcr fully thirty times
that Of our sun. York World.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
He Didn't Know Them,

The late Rev. Horatio Stebbins of
San Francisco was a man of lars.e
mind and noble powers. but more fn-
mi'iar with the world of intellectual
and scholastic interests than with triv.
ial and timely things. His household
was blessed with Il charming daughter
who grew up tall and beautiful. com
manding the admiration of nll who Sill "
her.
One day visitor said to the good
doctor: Doctor. your daughter grows
more charming day by day. Why.
she's regular Gibson girl"
"Al. thank you. thank you." replied
the doctor In his best manner. When
the visitor had gone, turning TO his
wife the doctor asked. MY dear. who
are the Gibsons?'-San Francisco Ar
gonaut.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
Home Course In
Health Culture
XV.-Germs In the
Home
HERE are good germs and
bad germs" just as there are
good trllStS'' nd ..had fr.,lSfs ,,
BY EUGENE L. FISK, N. D.
Copyright. 1910, by American Press
Association.

" HERE are good germs and
bad germs" just as there are
good trusts" and bad trusts"
Germ busting" in some re-
spects resembles trust busting" Pub
Iicity and the light of day are sup
posed to be correctives for bad trusts
Sunshine and fresh air will unaues-
tionably restrain the activities of bad
germs.
An example Of good germ is the
Tactic acid bacillus found in sour milk
Tablets containing these germs are
now used in medicine for the treat.
ment of Intestinal trouble, It having
been found that they destroy certain
harmful bacteria that flourish in the
intestines. In fact. the elixir Of life"
i'll the form Of artiticially sourcd milk
may now be purchased ut soda fOuu-
tains. but whether 1t Is real elixir
and actually prolongs life by killing OF
the bacteria that produce old age has
not been fully passed upon hy science
However, these tactic acid bacilli are
quite useful and are also employed In
the treatment Of infective processes In
the nose and mouth.
Diseases Due to Germs.
1t IS not so long ag0-only about
fifty yearS-that learned men were
willing to debate about Spontaneous
the microscopic organisms that were
found in certain fermentins and de-
composing fluids were spontaneously"
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HOUSEWIFE AMP H0UsEF4Y.
'fshe prepareth table for me in the
presence 0f mine enemy
generated ip the medium where they
were found-in fact, that. like T0pay.
they lust growed."
Germs to Be Feared In the Hsms.
In the first place, germs should not
be feared-a paradox, if You please.
Respect them. but do not fear them.
A "sound mind in sound body" Is
not an easy mark for germs. But
germs have power to injure those
whose resistance Is temporarily low
cred by fatigue. exposure or disease
as well as the naturally feeble aud
nonresistant.
The principal germ diseases that we
have to contend with in the home are
scarlet fever, measles, diphtheria.
whooping cough. smallpox, cholera.
grip. pneumonia. tuberculosis. dysen-
tary, typhoid fever and malaria No
doubt the time will come when these
maladies will practically disappear
from civilized communities, as indeed
may almost be said at the present
time of smallpox But earnest and
faithful work by medical men and
cheerful cooperation by the public are
necessary to attain that end.
1t is better to prevent germs from
| breeding and multiplying than to de-
stroy them; also it Is better to he
germ proof yourself than to rely over.
much on expensive methods of destroy
ing them 1t Is fortunate that fresh
air and sunlight are health giving In
| f1uences for humanity and death deal
| ing influences for germs. Darkness,
| dampness. dissipation and dirt all ia
vor the growth Of bacteria and also
lower the resistance of the human
body to their action,
Influence Of Flies, Mosquitoes, Etc.
1t was formerly supposed that flies
were useful scavengers and harmful
only from the annoyance they caused
| buzzing around ones ears The great
discovery has been made that, like
many other destructive agents we have
| entertained in our homes for thousands
of years, the housefly Is a hereditary
enemy He does not wipe his feet be-
| fore entering the house. but often uses
our food as a doormat. He keeps bad
company, breeds In fllth. manure
moldy paper. garbage. anything that
rots. and typhoid fever germs are his
speciality.
The housefly must 60. just as the
old oaken bucket In the barnyard vel
has gone tlet us hope). and the close
stuffy. unventilated bedrooms and 9th
er long cherished or endured condi
tions that invite poverty. crime. dis
ease and de,,th. But how shall ws
exterminate this pest. who doesn't be-
| lieve in race suicide? First. destro!
his breeding ground. Burn up al
paper or rubbish around your farm o.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
QUEER WEDDING GIFTS.
One Couple Of Mature Years Receives
Pair Of Cofiins.

One Couple Of Mature Ysars Received
Pair Of coffins.
An Englishman extremely fond Of
hunting received as a wedding gift
from an anonymous person a complete
set Of false limbs a set Of artificial
teeth and couple Of glass eyes. to
procure all Of which the sarcastic
donor must, Of course, have put him.
self to considerable expense. Accom-
panyfng these strange presents was a
note wherein the hope was expressed
that. by reason Of the recipients many
falls while following the hounds, some
or all of these substitutes might ulti-
mately prove Of use. As the bride
groom had incurred much enmity while
holding Office under his government, It
was supposed that these gifts came
from a disappointed Office seeker.
A well known American writer re-
ceived from rival man Of letters
scrap book wherein were carefully
pasted and indexed many hundreds Of
clippings containing adverse criticisms
touching the formers work. and a
popular artist was presented with set
Of elementary works upon self instruc-
tion in drawing and painting.
Some years ago In the west an elder.
", crusty merchant on esponsing a
spfnster Of mature age was presented
by an undertaken with two coffins for
himself and wife. letter which ac-
companied these CHASTITY gifts stating
that they would. unlike most of the
other offerings received. be sure to be
of service. Naturally enough the
bridegroom resented this singular II
useful gift. and it took all the efforts
Of mutual friends to prevent breach
Of the peace.
Like vexation was no doubt felt by
an infirm octogenarian in Ohio who
welded pleasure loving woman more
than fifty years his Junior. The pres
ent in this case was large brass cage
intended" so the inevitable accom-
panying letter stated. ito restrain the
wayward flights of giddy young wife
who has married decrepit old fool
for his money."-Chicago Record Her
aid.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
An Unfortunate Response.

The problem of too many churches
in a given locality is often perplex-
ing one It is said that the churches
In a certain village, on opposite sides
Of the streets, were so close that when
the congregation in one church sang
"Will There Be Any Stars In My
Crown the congregation in the other
church promptly responded. mo. Not
One; No. Not One" Fortunate Is 1t IL
the seeming contradiction Is confined
to the unintentional inharmonious re-
sponses in songs
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
Not For Himself.

'It does me good to see pompous
man get his" said stockbroker II
have a friend who just about believes
the Lord created the earth in seven
days for his especial benefit. He has q
fine home on Long Island. with q
retinue of servants, but his wife is a
semi-invalid, and it falls to the lot OF
Mr.. Pompous to execute various com
missions for her in the city. The other
day she asked him to stop at cloth
ing store and get couple of white
duck Jackets for the butler. ! hap
pened to be with him when he entered
the store. Striding majestically up to
a sallow little salesman, he said. with
much impressive dignity:
~ wish to purchase couple OF
white walters coats
"'Yes. sir said the little salesman
What size do you wear?'
"Mr Pompous got red in the face
spluttered and gurgled. and then as u
fearing to trust himself to speech turn
ed on his heel and strode from the
place. He left me at the next corne.
and has avoided me ever since."-Nev'
York Sun.
Own Up.
A man should never be ashamed 4
own he has been in the wrong. wMrt
IS but saying. In other words. that ht
is wiser today than he was yesterday
-Dano
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
TESTING FIRE CLAY.
The Most Practical Method 10 to Lit.
orally Eat L.


orally Eat Il.
Fire clay has been In use for CEN
turtles, and yet believe the Industry
Is one which lacks definite laws mere
than any other, including those which
are either modern or ancient and Of
less prominence. You can so to
manufacturer of steel and specify
what you want by actual figures or
statements and you can check the prod
uct by chemical analysis or mechanical
tests and thus make sure you get what
you need. The producer knows how to
combipe certain elements and what
quantities Of various kinds to combine
In order to get a result ut least very
closely approaching what you call for,
but not so In the fire clay business. In
the past the most skilled and highest
salaried chemists have been employed
to make tests, to promote and carry
through investigations on the natural
product and to study the workings of
certain manufactured and elaborated
articles derived therefrOm. The result
has been, generally speaking, confusion
worse confounded. Two professors,
working Mt similar times on brick or
clay obtained from the same source
and manufactured under exactly equal
conditions, have recorded diametri ally
opposed conclusions! The same scien-
lists at different periods have reached
vastly varying conclusions when test
ing identical qualities and shapes Of
bricks, SO can you wonder IL promi-
nent fire clay manufacturer should ex-
claim, as heard one ON an occasion
after having the above experience.
"All tests Of fire clay are. empirical, and
would sooner trust our supcriptcEd-
ent to pick and select his clays in the
old fashioned way than pay high fee
for highbrOw's rccommendations!' =
The chief method of testing fire clay
by a practical man is literally to eat
it. He can detect grit and sand best
| by that method, and god fire clay
free from silica, quartzite or flint
clay) is free from grit. His only other
personal test Is by experiment.-En-
gineering Magazine.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
A CHINESE BANQUET.
Culinary Mysteries That Bswildsrsd
an EnQlishwoman.

an Englishwoman.
One moment we were eating ducks
eggs whose blackened, lime favored
whites indicated that their age was
unimpeachable; the next we were grap-
pling with sea weeds, macaroni and
the slippery sharks fins that cluded
our clumsily manipulated sticks. Now
we tackled-not without fear-un-
known meats and vegetables cooked in
sugar, fresh shrimps, mushrooms from
Mongolia, young bamboo sprouts, pi.
geOns' eggs and hundred different
foreign tasting messes. Then clean
plates were given to us, and bowls Of
sickly pink sirup, sweet potato and
Indian corn cakes Of dusky hue were
set before each one. These were only
crevice filters and concluded the frs,
and lighter portion Of the repast. Now
came the real substantial meal. where.
In every dish had an accompaniment
of smaller ones, containing gravies.
ETC., in which to dip the niorsel taken
from the central bowl.
out salt, roast sucking pig, forcemeat
balls and chicken; there were soups Of
birds nest, of mushroom, Of vegetables
and Of sea slugs. There was grillc,l
fresh water fish. which, according to
custom, was helped from the top side
only, for the Chinese remembers his
servant. And, finally, at the conclu-
sion the Inevitable small bowl Of rice.
and rice water was set before each
person.
After some three hours, with u feel
ing Of thankfulness that all was over.
pipes, cigarettes and tea were served.
and It seemed to me that the delicious
aroma which rose from the latter
s0Othed our senses and almost dis
PEELED the antipathy that had been
growing on us for all things Chinese
Mary Moore in London Express.
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Tanned Him,

Slip me a brace of cackles." order.
ed the ehesty looking young man with
boretl air as he perched on the first
stool in the lunch room.
"A WHAT" asked the waitress as she
placed glass of water before him.
Adam and Eve fiat on their backs
Apair of sunny siders!' said the young
man in an exasperated tone.
You got me. Kid" returned the
waitress. ':Watcha Want!''
Eggs up," said the young man
Eggs. the kind that come before
lhe hen or after, | never knew which.'
sWhy didn't you say so in the 6rs'
pace" asked the waitress. "fou'd
e had 'em by this time."
Well Of all things!" said the young
man.
knew what he was driyin' at al
tke time." began the waitress as th'
ycung man departed. but he's out
f them felers that thinks they cat
by with anything. He don't know
hat they're using plain English nov
= restaurants" kansas City Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
PIRATES OF HoNekoNG.
They Are the Real Old Fashioned
Bioodthirsty Kind.

They Are the Real Old Fashioned
Bloodthirsty Kind.
There are pirates in Hongkong-Hot
the usual kind that greet the gentle
stranger with an expansive smile and
take what he has for worthless rub
bish. nor yet the petty thieves that go
by that name on our own water fronts.
but the real old fashioned. murderous
kind, who count not the victims as
they reckon the spoils.
OF course they do not swagger In cos
tune, as all real pirates should. or ply
their trade In Hongkongs immediate
waters, but among the thousands Of
fishermen. stevedores and coal ham
dlers that crowd the harbor's edge they
mingle and gossip water front news.
knowing well when particularly rich
cargo is due from the interior.
And In the purple twilight a junk
darts out of one of the many estuaries
Tar up the West or Pearl river and
swoOps with the suddenness of hawk
on the heavily laden prize. The strug-
gle Is short. Over the hills on the
naked backs of swarming crew the
loot disappears forever from smoking
hulk in the rice swamps. or, as hap
pened in the case of the Sainam, half
hundred take passage in the crowded
hold of river steamer and when the
handful of unsuspecting whites gather
at dinner raise heathenish yell on
the startled air. and the ship Is taken.
Rifles thrust through bolted doors
subdue the pitiful fire that lasts lit
tie while from behind the shot torn
tablecioth. but the ship Is already
headed for the bank by the quarter
master with a rifle at his ear. and one
more tragedy is added to the long list
Of crimes on the Sikiang-W. j. Ayl-
ward in Harper's Magazine.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
kissina In Iceland.

Among old time laws against kissing
those Of Iceland appear to have been
penalty laid down for kissing another
mans wife, either with or without her
consent. The same punishment was
enforced for kissing an unmarried wO-
man against her will; If 1t could be
proved that she had consented to be
kissed the offender was still liable to
fine Of great quantity Of cloth for
each Offense
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09

The most common cause of insomnia is
disorders of the stomach. Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets correct these
disorders and enable you to sleep. For
sale by all dealers.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
A StartIinu Repfv.

An English country bookseller sent
to London for copy of a book called
Happy Husbands" The work was
out of print. but the wholesale agent
certainly might have intimated the
fact differently. He replied that
There are no Happy Husbands in
LOndon.'-LOndOn Tit-Bits.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09
The Kind Needed.

"Dear me-" said the first young wo
man, taking her initial lesson in golf,
what shall do now! This ball Is in
hOler'
"Well, let me see," said her cOmpan-
ion, rapidly turning the leaves of .
book Of instructions. II presume you
will have to take stick of the right
shape to get it out"
"Oh. yes: of course" was the some
what cynical reply. well see il you
can find one shaped like dustpan and
brush. New York Tribune.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-03-09

3 4 you have trouble in getting rid of
onr cold you may know that you are
= treating it properly. There is no
lAeon why a cold should hang on for
Aeoks and it will not if you take Cham
eeiaain's Cough Remedy. For sale by
n dealers.