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s~Ieuth-Guarded Jewels.

Pity the poor duchess Of Marlbor-
ough, who has beeZ driven to insom-
mia through worry owe her jewels.
She has hired six former Scotland
Yard detectives to camp at Sunder-
land house, Mayfair, three by day and
three by night, and guard her gems
The outlay for this is something more
than $4,000 annually. She has spent
many thousands in equipping her
mansion with all the latest wrinkles
in burglar alarm and safety devices,
but she considers the money that
buys her peace of mind Is an invest
ment well made.
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WHAT TO DO WITH OUR BOYS
AND GIRLS.

after they get through school, is a
question that bothers many parents,
and the best solution is to give them
a thorough course Of training in a
trade or science for which they show
someaptitude. The Mechanics Institute
of Rochester, N. Y, enables the ambi-
tious young man or woman to take a
thorough course in lat different sub
5ects, ranging from Electrical and Me-
chanical Engineering to Dressmaking,
Millinery, etc. The tuition rates are
low because of contributions and a
list is kept of reliable families hav-
ing rooms to rent near the Institute.
Any reader who Is interested and
will write to the President, Mechan-
les Institute, Rochester, N. Y, men,
tioning this paper, will receive, free,
particulars.
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Labor Endorses the Red Seal.

Direct approval of the campaign for
the sale of Red Cross seals has been
given by the American Federation Of
Labor, according to an announcement
made by the National Association for
the Study and Prevention of Tuber-
c~ulosis.
At the last annual convention OF the
American Federation of Labor, a
resolution was adopted calling on all
the members of the federation to
further the sale as much as possible.
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One of the Roones.

From San Antonio, Texas, comes
Harry Boone, itinerant scribe. Harry
drifted into town a couple of days
ago. Introduced as "Mr. Boone" he
said: Eyes, call me Daniel Boone. 1t
isn't my name, but I'm always called
it. SO I'm getting used to it. Which
reminds ME: / was introduced to a
fellow once and gave him the Daniel
part of it so he would remember the
name. The next time I met him he
said: How are you today, Mr.. Crock
ett!'"-San Francisco Chronicle.
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Didn't Go TO Finish,

'T found 80 cents this morning"
confided Jimmy.
Found a whole half dollar!" cried
his mother. How inel What did
you do with it?"
pete Jones was along. SO I gave
him half"
"You dear, generous boy! Did you
do that of your own accord?"
"Yessum-well, we decided that
would be right"
Jimmy! He didn't whip you and
make you give up half?"
mo, mamma. If he'd licked me.
he'd "a had it all. The scrap was a
draw."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Fame Of Il Hung Chang.

There are far too many famous men
nowadays, and 1t is not easy to re-
member exactly who is who. They
were discussing the Chinese situation
in the bar and the man who had Wis
tied China began to give his views.
DO you remember Ii Hung Chang?"
he began. Il knew him we'll" To
which the sporting-looking gentleman
in the corner answered, What? Re-
member IN? l saw him last night.
Best music hall juggler I've seen for q
long time."-London Chronicle.
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Mean ~InsinuatIon.

Pat-That McGinty Is a fine fellow.
Mick-Is he?
Pat-He is, indeed. Great friend Of
mine. Did ye notice how heartily he
shock hands wild me?
Mick-I did.
Pat-Great friend Of mine. He
wasn't satisfied wild shaking wan
hand.
Mick-No?
Pat-He grabbed both my hands
fine fellow-grabbed both my hands.
Mick-Yes; I suppose he thought
his watch and chain would be safer
that way.
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Did as He Was Told.

A young Irishman from a remote
part of Ireland recently secured a
berth as barman at a hotel in Man
chester. The first morning at 6
O'Clock young Murphy was instructed
to light the lamps outside. This he
proceeded to do very businesslike,
but half an hour later could not be
found. Inquiries were made. and
eventually Murphy was seen about
1880 lighting a lamp near Middleton,
hs wing lit all the lamps on the Roch-
hle road for about -four miles.-Ideas
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II Sounded Well,

Horace Taylor, the artist, whose
newspaper illustrations used to be adj
mired here, came from Nokomis, ILL.,,
in the Egypt district. In Holds
early days they organized a band in
which he blew an inconsequential
horn.
we had a hard time naming the
band" said Taylor. However, IS we
were a thousand miles from the ocean
and even a considerable distance
from the great lakes, we called it
the Marine Band of Nokomis Chi
cage Evening Post.
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Mrs. Hattie A. Smith in a recent
letter says: Father Johns Medicine
ought to be in every home. My poor
little boy, seven years old, was sick
for ten days with a bad cold and l vas
much worried over him. He had a
very high fever and pains all over him.
/ had a bottle Of Father Johns Medi-
cine at one time when l was sick with
a cold In my chest and back, and it
did me SO much good that now I got a
small bottle for Joseph. 1t helped him
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The Weak Ones.

Police Chief Sebastian of Los An
geles was talking about a married
man who had fallen before the charms
of the beautiful "firt catcher"
George was always weak" said
Chief Sebastian. "Once, when he was
a boy at school, his mother was
apologizing for him to his school
teacher.
George is so easily led the moth
er said.
Eyes the teacher agreed-'except
In the right direction"
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Architectur, " Speaking

Il am the architect OF my W for
tune" said MI. Dustin Stax. Well"
replied Mr.. Holden Howes. by being
your own architect you're liable to
get some curious effects, but o do
save a lot ol money on plans and spe-
cifcations."
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Letter undraped.

Little Lola. aged five. went to tho
door in nswer to the postman's ring.
and was handed a postal card. the
first one she had ever seen. "Oh,
mamma" she exclaimed, here's a let
Ter for you, but 1t hasn't got any
skirt on!"
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ALMOST A MIRACLE.

Health Completely Restored After
Case Was Pronounced lncurable.
Mrs. J. Tilghman Wright, 519 Colds
borough St, Easton, Md, says: Il
cannot begin to describe my suffering
from Bright's disease. I constantly
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lndefinite.

II want a puff" suddenly announced
the petted, spoiled star.
Eyes, my dear Miss Starlite,' meek
ly answered the long suffering man
ager. SHALL | call on the confection-
er or the press agent?"
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ADVANTAGES of a MYTH.

Santa Claus" said Mr.. Growcher,
SIS a mere myth" We'll" replied
Miss Cayenne. perhaps It is just as
well If he is. There will be no danger
OF his coming back to make capital OF
his popularity by running for Office
or starting a magazine"
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Gfeoit Societies.

There are now 1886 urban and
rural cooperative credit societies in
India, with a membership of 226.95S
and a working capital of $~3.442.5S0. of
which only $240.590 is contributed by
the government These figures repre-
sent the work Of about seven years.
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"MOTHERS, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS
KEEP IT IN YOUR HOMES
SLOW My Boy Was Cured by Using
Father Johns Medicine"
(By Mrs. Hattie A. smith.)

so much that I got a large sized one
last Saturday. He will not let me for
get to give it to him at bedtime. He
is back in school now, and is feeling
fine"
(Signed) HATTIE A. SMITH,
4049 Locust ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
Cures colds and all throat and lung
troubles. Not a patent medicine, and
free from poisonous drugs or alcohol
Fifty years in use.
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felt as If / were dy-
ing. My back panied
me intensely and was
so weak that for
weeks / could not
walk across the floor.
My condition became
critical and physi-
clans pronounced me
incurable. I started
taking Doan's Kidney
Pills as a last resort,
and soon received re-
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lief. When l began with them I weigh
ed "a pounds. Inow weigh 100
pounds and feel like a new woman"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remem-
berthe Name-DOAN'S." SOC, allstores.
FosterMilburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
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Leave II to Her.

Il asked your husband last evening
he would marry you. and he said he
certainly WOULD He certainly
wouldn't-"-Houston Post
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The optimist.

Ex-senator Mason of Illinois gave a
new definition of an optimist in a re-
cent speech before the Boston City
club. "a true optimist," said the ge-
NAL senator, sis a la who is able to
make lemonade at night out of all the
lemons handed him during the day"
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Put AWAY Despair.

Fight like a good soldier. and If thou
sometimes fail through frailty. take
again greater strength than before.
trusting in MY more abundant grace.
aKempis.
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&c al say aasf tha world e st
FRS bit sYnsrles axserseG srandcs
b q ass7 rs ias Esas fsNy
4HeaD9na eAa f46 a erp ~ 1ie
zg ssnecfss
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WORKS WITHOUT FAITH
Faith Came After the Works Had Laid
the Foundation.

A Bay State belle talks thus about
coffee:
while a coffee drinker I was a suf-
ferer from Indigestion and intensely
painful nervous headaches, from child
hood.
"Seven years ago my health gave
out entirely. / grew so weak that
the exertion of walking, If only a few
feet, made it necessary for me to lie
down. Ny friends thought I was
marked for consumption-weak. thin
and pale.
81 realized the danger I was in and
tried faithfully to get relief from med
icines, till, at last, after having en-
ployed all kinds of drugs, the doctor
acknowledged that ne did not believe
it was in his power to cure me.
"While in this condition a friend in
duced me to quit coffee and try Post
UNI. and l did so without the least
hope that it would do me any good. l
did not like it at first, but when 1t was
properly made l found it was a most
delicious and refreshing beverage. l
am especially fond OF II serVeo at uin-
ner ice-cold, with cream.
In a months time began to i'm
prove, and in a few weeks my indiges-
ton ceased to trouble me, and Uy
headache stopped entirely. I am ~
perfectly well now that / do nj iocs
like the same person, and l 7 ee Gc
gained in flesh that I am pounds
heavier than ever before.
'This is what PostunA aas done fos
me. / still use 1t am shall always DO
So" Name given 4 Postum Co Bat-
tie & eek, Mon.
@Tnsls'e 6 reason ard Y q ez-
planet in Tho iitie pQ Ine Eaad.
10 ellv E ia nkg8
Era~ zcai 5ae eHsse 5eftefs a aer
pse arpessre trgrs stsne 81 tinE aH
$40 w~eYufaes frrrs ena feN ~ GVr re-
EaelrHMr..
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/ am more and more impressed with
the benevolence of the poor who out
of their bounteous penury give the
rich their opportunity
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A usEEuL XMAS eIEr

for man, woman or child is a good
fountain pen. WATERWAYS Ideal Is
the best pen made and the n that is
most initiated, therefore insist on the
genuine. Sold by all good dealers.
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Hoxsie's Group Remedy should be kept in every
house where there are children. Nothing like 1t for
Colds, Coughs and Group. 50 cents.
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Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty disagreeable. You will be sur
prised to see how quickly Hamlins Wizard
Oil will drive that stiffness out. One
night, that's all.
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Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for ChildreA
seething, softens the gums. reduces inhammar
ton. allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc a bottle.
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Virtue gleries in persecution as a
flag glories IN rags.-Frederic Iistral.
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Many a small bottle has developed
Into a family jar.
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A fair days wages for a fair days
work is the everlasting right of man.
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For every time a mar is hurt he is
scared a hundred times.
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The Fortune Teller-You are de-
stined to marry great wealth.
/. M. P. Cunious-Fine.
The Fortune Teller-Unfortunately,
death will claim you two days after
the event.
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The Light
&
The World
By Rev. Stephen Paulson

TEXT-And the Lord went before them
by day in a pillar of cloud to lead them
the way; and by night in a pillar OF fire
to give them nght.-Exodus 1872.
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r-s~ senif 5se RHstF s@ffat9 q aem
sr.e ae.esrz frers tssee a. tisus aaa5
500 frrr. an& fan ~ 6ursss
I0setrss.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
PEACE TREATY READY
Will Soon Be Submitted to the
British Government,

Washington. May 16.-The proposed
treaty of arbitration between the United
States and Great Britain has at last
reached the stage where II is 10 be pre-
sented 70 the British government for its
approval
Ambassador Bryce. of Great Britain,
before the Cabinet met to-day had con-
ference with President Taft. at which
certain points in the treaty were thor
oughly discussed.
Secretary Knox presented 70 the Capl-
net for it's approval tentative draft OF
the treaty Apparently II was most
satisfactory n the President and MS
official family as a whole.
Secretary Knox. after the Cabinet
meeting. announced that the tentative
draft probablv would be submitted to-
morrow 10 Ambassador Bryce for trans
mission 10 the British Foreign ONCE.
Exchange Of notes between the two ma
tions will follow
When the final draft is accepted ny
both countries the completed treaty VIII
b. signed and submitted To the Senate
for ratification
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
VIGILANTES OUT IN AUTOS
Bicyclist, However, Captures AL
legged Horse Thief.

John Zablenowsli a Pole. vas capt
ured at Union Courss. Queens Borough
with a horse and buggy which he was
alleged n have stolen last night after
q lively hunt. in which the reserves OF
three station houses and the members OF
q citizens vigilance committee took part
smith Cornwall. "A farmer living on
Eergen Landing Road. South Woodha-
ven discovered that his horse and buggy.
valued at $3.50. were gone from MS
stable. aud he Immediately gave an
alarm There has been number or
thefts OF rigs i'm that vicinity recently
and the farmers have vigilance COM
nittee To run down horse thieves. rms
committee turned out as soon as the
alarm was sounded. and in autos and on
hicvcles they secured the country, while
the police at Jamaica. Richmond Hi
and ozone Park hustled out their re-
serves TO guard the ROADS
4 son Of Farmer Cornwall. riding
hicycle. caught Zabenowski. lie rec
oenized his fathers rig, and, drawing
revoIyer had no trouble In holding his
man until a policeman arrived liable
nowski applied to Cornwall Tor work
yesterday and got It,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
THIS PLAY D0UBLY ROYAL
King and Kaiser to See Money,
Once Commanded by Victoria.
[RN cable to The Tribune

London. May 16.-Many things com
OF Money" at which King George
Queen Mary. the German Emperor and
Empress and other royal personages VIII
be present al the Drury Lane Royal
Theatre tonight a red letter event in the
annals Of the English stage. Beside II
the gala performance of the opera fades
into conventional insignifcance.
Money" is an English play with
glorious tradition, and Drury Lane is the
unofficial national theatre. The cast for
the occasion is perhaps uneQualled in the
history of any stage, and the decoration
Of the theatre has been carried out on
scale of lavish splendor, converting old
Drurv into bower Of rare masnifi-
cenCe
Money" was first produced by Ma
creadv in 1910. and in selecting the play
for to-night's performance King George
was proba bly, Influenced by the fact that
ffty-seven years ago queen Victoria
commanded that the play be given AT
Windsor Castle.
To the playgoing public the perform
ance has made a strong appeal This
was demonstrated by the congregation
Of a small crowd outside the doors yes
terdav. The earliest arrival. woman
took I'D her position thirty-seven hours
before the raising Of the curtain.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
MAYOR UP BEFORE MAYOR
One Charged with Speeding in
Others Town.
3v Telegraph 10 The Tribune


Plainfeld. y. J.. May 1G.-Mayor
Smalley. Of North Planfeld, charged
with racing his horse in Park avenue
with his daughter Elizabeth. who was on
horseb back. and William J. Buttfeld
New York broker. charged with exceed
ing the speed limit with his automobile,
both appeared before Mayor Moy. in the
CITY Court. tonight. Sentence was sus-
pended in both cases.
Mr.. Smalley appeared with his coun'el
W. 4 Coddington. who made the excuse
that Park avenue had been used as a
speedway ror twenty wears. Mr. Moy
accented the explanation. but warned
Mr.. Smalley that the ordinance would be
enforced hereafter.
sharp controversy followed between
the two MAYORS when Mr.. Smalley
sought to explain how he conducted af-
fairs I'm the borough Mr. Moy SAID II
would be improper TO discuss the matter
there. When he remarked that he dlh
not think Mr.. Smalley would appear
again on a similar charge the latter said
that he might he up again.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
TO VOTE ON EQUAL SUFFRAGE
Stillwell Resolution Favorably
Peported by Senate Committee,

Rv Te'eEr3ph 70 me Irln"""
Albany. May 16.-While it will not ad-
vance their measure very far. women
suffragists may obtain some crumbs Of
comfort from the fact that the Senate
Judiciary Committee tonight voted 10
report Senator Stillwelrs equal suffrage
resolution favorably. The vote in COM
nittee was to >. Senators Bayne.
Burd. Black. Fiero. Griffin, Newcomb
and Stillwell voted for the resolution;
Senators Wagner and Hinman against II.
There is little chance that the measure
will pass the Senate The Assembly has
gone on record once this year against it..
This reporting Of the resolution VIII
compel a lineup in the Senate on ad-
vancement Of it. and the women then
can get that line on the membership OF
the upper house they have been wanting
for some time In view of the action or
the committees in other years this ia
vora BILE report represents considerable
advance IN legislative thought on the
question Of equal suffrage.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
SWALLOWED $3.50 DIAMOND
Friend Takes Jeweller at His
Word and Makes S10O.
fRv Telegraph 20 The Tribune

Wilkes Barre. Penn, May 16.-Harry
Fassen. A ieweller. Of Pittston. lost 500
to-day because Max Marcus. tailor,
swallowed a diamond. Marcus Is 800
ahead.
Fassen vas examining shipment or
unmounted diamonds this morning when
Marcus strolled in. They admired the
diamonds together. and Marcus said that
he didn't see how IT was possible TO pre-
vent the diamond miners from steallhs
many Of the stones they found
They could swallow them he eX-
plained. and picking up one OF the
larger stones he placed IT on his tongue.
WHY. I'll bet 7 could swallow this cas-
ily." he declared.
1t will cost YOU $50 if YOU do laush-
ingly remarked his friend Fassen
That's go" exclaimed the tailor ana
before the jeweller could recover from ms
astonishment Marcus mad seized a glass
of water and gulpe1 down both the
water and the diamond. Then ne
pushed $50 across the showcase ana
walked out Of the shop. Fassen says
the diamond cost him $3.50
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
AvIATOR'S CLOSE SHAVE
Escapes Unhurt When MOaoplane
Is Wrecked at Belmont Park.

Domoisellc monoplane. owned BY the
Novosisky brothers, leaped from the
ground at an angle Of - degrees. shot
through the air fifty feet above the
ground for a hundred Yards, then as
suddenly plunged sharply 10 earth bury
ing its nose in the ground and crum-
pling up like tissue paper. in practice
flight at Belmont Park YESTERDAY
Everything about the monoplane was
wrecked.
Joseph Novosilsky was driving the
machine at she time. but he scaped
without bruise. Those who ran for
ward expecting 10 pick up his mangled
body could hardly believe their eyes
when they saw the young man step out
Of the wrockage uninjured
Ovington. the amateur, whose flights
have attracted attention heretofore.
made three flights Yesterday. rising to
about tNo thousand feet and remaining
IN the air about forty minutes each time
He travelled about seventy FIVE miles.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
TROLLEY KILLS BANKER
Was Returning from Baseball
Game at Thirteen Club.

Philadelphia. MAY 16.-Charles A.
criosel. well known Philadelphia
banker. was killed this evening. when
the carriage in which he was returning
from ball game at the Thirteen Club
of Germantown was struck by rapidly
moving trolley car in Old York Road
Mr.. Spieeel's daughter Miss Ellen Spie-
Gel and Miss Emma Adams. friend,
who were also in the carriage. escaped
with few scratches. The horse was
killed.
Mir Spiesel was treasurer Of the Ger
n,antovn Savings Fund Association, one
of the oldest financial institutions IN the
United States He leaves an estate val
ned AZ several million dollars.
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Continued on third pare.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
WILD DISORDER OVER
BRONX BILL IN SENATE
Lie Passed. Threats OF Persona'
Violence Made and Blows
Narrowly Averted.
1AMMANY AMENDS MEASURE
pil Is Advanced After Being
Changed to Provide for Vote
in New York County
Assembly Kills 1t,
trr1.i.rrarh 70 n. Tribune J

Albany Nav 1s-Not in many years
,es ,he Senate witnessed such a scene
:, .prbulence and Wild disorder as was
r-oduced to- dav by bitter fight over
senator StillweHs hill to erect the county
~ The Bronx The lie was passed,
threats Of personal violence made in heat
end reiterated with calm menace. and
hlou-s avoided nv the rarrowest margin.
Indeed. technically there was personal
assault. for the sergeant alarms, acting
on a wholly indefensible order from
Senator Fiero. who VAS presiding IN
Committee OF the Whole. grabbed Sen
ators Roosevelt and Stillwell by the
shoulders and forcibjy prevented them
from leaving the Senate Chamber.
The rule Of natural force was the
reason given by Senator Fiero for his
ruling. when il was challenged There
upon Senators Bracket, Stllwell and
others declared they would use natural
force" or an axe or ANYTHING else which
came handy TO aid them in going in and
out of the chamber in this particular
order of business. just as they pleased.
riero later vithdre,v his ruling, and
virtually apologized for il.
Natural force" or something akin 10
q. was used at one stage Of the pro
cesdings in counting a quorum to help
out Tarmanv With only twenty five
Senators actually present and voting on
2 test 10 ascertain whether Tammany
might q ahead and kill the bill, the
clerk calmly announced twenty-six as
having voted This was challenged, and
repeated second time. thus enabling
Tarmary 10 DO its Job to-day instead
Of having the bill laid aside to some time
when three absent Republicans would
be present. and thus the Republican
Insurgent- Democrat combination which
backed the bill would he in control Of the
situation II was quite the crudest de-
tail Of fight where shin kicking and
hair pulling would have seemed entirely
appropriate.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17

Genuine pebble eyeglasses. the coo, KIND
that ne, er mist Spencers. Maiden Lane
-Adyt.