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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

TOO MUCH FOR SMALL BRAIN
Big Word Meant an Effort. but This
Little Girl Made Brave
Attempt.

This incident occurred just after a
Jewish holiday, 1t was in third
grade school in Cleveland In dis
trict of Russian and Hungarian Jews.
The teacher was explaining the
meaning of the word judicious, She
asked the children to give her stories
about the word.
After several had given illustra.
lions about the judicious use OF
money. the teacher said:
Nov give me story about some
thing iudicious. without money In it,
A little girl finally volunteered. She
said
"on our holiday we had roast goose
and whole lot OF other Jew dishes,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
ECZEMA ITcHED so BADLY
COULDN'T STAND IT."

"I suffered with eczema on my neck
FOR about six months. beginning by lit
tie pimples breaking out. kept
scratching till the blood came Ii kept
getting worse. couldn't sleep nights
any more. 1t kept itching for about a
month, then / went to doctor and
got some liquid to take. II seemed
as If l was going to get better. The
itching stopped for about three days.
but when It started again. was even
worse than before. The eczema itched
SO badly couldn't stand 1t any more.
81 went to doctor and he gave mo
some medicine, but didn't do any good.
We have been having Cuticura Rem
edies in the house, so decided to try
them. ! had been using Cuticura
Soap. so / got me n box OF Cuticura
Ointment, and washed of the affected
part with Cuticura Soap three times n
day. and then put tho Cuticura ONT
ment on. The first day put 1t on, 1t
relieved me of itching so could sleep
all that night 1t took about week.
then could see the soab come Off.
kept the treatment up for three weeks,
and my eczema was cured.
my brother got his face burned
with gun-powder. and he used cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Tho people all
thought he would have scars. but yor
can't see that he ever had his face
burned. It was simply awful to look
at before the Cuticura Remedies
(Soap and ointmenO cured It,"
(SignedD Miss Elizabeth Gehrki. For
rest City, Ark. Oct. is. 1910. Although
Cutioura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere.
sample Of each. with 32-page book,
will be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura," Dept. IL l., Boston.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
Lawn Economics.

Il note" Gays the sage, that you al
low a sprinkler 10 spray water upon
your lawn almost continuously"
Yes. said the native. I'VE do that
TO make the grass grow"
But the other day ! saw man
pushing clieker continuance over the
lawn and"
"oh. yes; that was a lawn mower
And what is its purpose?"
why. II cuts the grass"
"Then why do you put water on II
to make 1t grow II you simply cut II
down as fast as II comes up?'-Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
SKY RocKETc IN A ROMANCE
Man Writes Note on Piece Of Fire
works, Girl Fincs II and Wedding
IL Natural Result.

St Louisa skyrocket romance
that originated In St Louis a little
more than year ago led to the mar
rage ia Ashland. Ore. Of Georgs
Mold. Jr.. Of Alton and Miss Sophia
Bindeil ssold. while working IN a
fireworks factory IN St Louis. filed
an order consigned to George BlndeIl
Of Artesian. n. r.. formerly Of Alton
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
FIVE-YEAR-OLD WEIGHS 40

potatoes. two heipings Of baked sal
mon. six slices of bread and butter. a
cup Of coffee and some cake. and that
isn't much for Vera to eat
Does she eat many eggs and drink
much milk?" an Jnlooker Ventured.
Shed drink all the milk she could
get hold of. but we don't order but a
quart day for her. and she eats lots
Of eggs. too"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

A school building In which every
room has direct connection with the
ground. without first entering the
main hall. has been built just beside
the site OF the famous Collinwood tO)
school in which It's children persisted
by fire in 1908. II represents many
unique features of construction and Is
said to be as iireproof and panic-proof
as 1t Is possible for a school to be-
Popular Mechanics.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
Keeping BUSY.

We are told that az New York's
coming municipal budget exhibit bells
will be rung and lights flashed 70
show a birth every four minutes, q
death every seven minutes and a mar
rage every eleven minutes.
Just what sort Of demonstration is
made every time a cafe bottle pops. or
bellboy IS tipped, we are not toll
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
Umbrella for a Squirrel

aged Of their large cabbage the last
two weeks.
When the squirrels found a leaf
large enough to cover their body they
would bite a small hole in It, put their
tail through and travel to and fro, pro-
tected in their cabbage-leaf craven
cites. Squirrels don't like to get wet,
but 1t rained so long they were forced
to use their wits to keep dry, With
the above successful results.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

After more restless days the liner
reached New York There was a ca,
blegram waiting for Mr.. Haugh.
Il certainly will" II said.
The cables between America and
France hummed with other rapid-firs
correspondence between the two. MIR.
Haugh was unable to return to
France TO get hts fiancee. and SO she
agreed to come to him The other
morning he met the French Line
steamer La -Bretagne. and Miss Cas-
taign landed and that afternoon she
became Mrs. Haugh.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
Take pictures From Balloons,

Paris.-The rooms Of the French
Aero club at Paris tell of what has
been done In the way OF photograph
ing from balloons, = hundred or more
curious pictares Of Paris taken from
great heights adorning the walls. A
new room will soon be given over to
photographs taken from aeroplanes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

Coles Carboliselve quickly relieves and
diseases II Instantly stops the pain Of
burns Cures without scars. 2o9 and b0c
by druggists. For free sample write 70
j. w. Cole & Co. Black River Falls. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
tiunaary,s Maize crop.

Budapest. Hungary's maize crop
for 1911, according to the estimate OF
county Adalbert Sefenyi. Hungarian
minister of agriculture. win be 80 per
cent below that of 1910.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

/ On a rocket he wrote: "The girl who
finds this will be the girl who will
marry me-George Mold. St Louis"
Miss Bindell unpacked the fireworks.
found the rockets. answered the note
and the wedding followed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

InAamEiatory Rheumatism may make
you a cripple for life. Don't wait for
inflammatiol to yet in When the first
slight pains appear, drive the poison out
with HamIins Wizard Oil.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
peeoYs catch Mashers.

Pittsbug. Hotel pests" the
term by which police call habitual
Washers. are SO active here that
smartly dressed girl decoys are being
employed by the authorities to capture
them.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

As long as there are people IN the
world who try 20 get something for
nothing. a lot Of other people win be
able to live without work
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

But many a college graduate avoids
the disgrace OF dying rich.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
WEAK. ILL AND MISERABLE.

How many people suffer from back
ache. headaches and dizziness with
out realizing the cause? These symp-
toms Of kidney trouble are too serious
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teeihinR. softens the gums. reduces innamma-
ton, aIlays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

There Is certain amount Of lye in
soap, but that is no reason why II
should be infected into the advertise
ments.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

No matter how hard the rules may
be. they're as fair for us as for the
rest Of the gang!
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

pitcher isn't necessarily broken
when he is knocked out Of the box.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

Bess-There's one pleasure Denied
the rich.
Tess-What's that?
Bess-They can't so bargain hunt
ing.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11
Cement T ak No. 8
The appearance
of any place can be
greatly improved by

SlSdlIy mp ~ ~
using concrete wherever
possible. If you have a
nice home, whether in
the city or in the country,
you can add greatly to its
attractiveneSs by building
not only the sidewalks, but
the steps, curbs, fence-posts,
cisterns, foundations, drive
ways, cellars and SO on, of
concrete. Build of concrete and
use UNIVERSAL Portland Ce-
ment. Concrete is cheap, easy
to use, clean, fire, rat and rot proof.
Corcreft is the simplest building mater
iaI and the most durable. You need only
UNIVERSAL cement, sand, gravel or crushed
stone. But remember to use UNIVERSAL
is the best Srasenk 1t is always of uniform col
or and great strength. Ask your dealer for it.
UNIVERSAL PORTLAND CEMENT co.
raw. ADAMS STREET. CHICAGO
ANNUAL OUTPUT 100000 BARRELS
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-10-11

Some men think they are ambitious
if they try to avoid hard work
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
A 5EALTHY,
OLD AGE

May be promoted by those who
gently cleanse the system, now and
then, when in need Of a laxative
remedy, by taking desertspoonful
Of the ever refreshing, wholesome
and truly beneficial Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of Senna, which is the
only family laxative generally ap-
proved by the most eminent ply
sicians, because it acts in natural,
Strengthening way and warns and
tones up the internal organs without
weakening them. tits equally beneh-
6clalior the very young and the mid
die aged, as it is always efficient and
free from all harmful ingredients. To
get its beneficial effects it is always
necessary to buy the genuine, bear
ing the name Of the Company
California Fig Syrup Co. plainly
printed on the frontol evcrypackage.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
Folks Past Fifty
Must Use 'ClScaretS
What Glasses Are TO Weak Eyes, Cas-
carcts are TO weak bowels Od
People need them and the need
/. only natural.

You old Ieople-Cascarets are par
ticularly for YOU. YoI who don't eX-
crcise much as you need to- You
who like tn easy chair. You whose
steps are slow, and whose muscles are
less elastic You must realize that
your bowels have also become less
active.
Don't reG2rd Cascarets as physic.
They stint ate the bowels Just as
some foods will do; Just as exercise
world do, if YOU took enough Of it.
They are no harsh like salts and ca
thartics. The help which they give
TO weak bowels is just as natural and
gentle as the spur of youth.
When eyes grow dim, you help
them. DO he same with the bowels
when age makes them less active.
There is nothing more impE tant.
Costive bowels mean the dccaying
food is closgcd there. And the ducts
of the bowels suck its poisons into the
blood Yo. can't feel well until this
is corrected. But do 1t gently-not
with a bowel irritant And do 1t
regularly-one Cascarct a day. Coax
the weak bOwels--don't drive them.
Just try 10 cent box of CasCarcts.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
COURT Holds No
Loss OCCURRED
OF NSITfS ONE INDICTMENT
AGAINST EUGENE l.. BLAZE.
Farmers NATIONAL echo
Note Took Care of ONcrdraftS and In-
di'tmcnt Not Due-Othcr IndiCt-
mcnts PcnslNc.

nas.ng lis decision on prccedents
established by the United States Su-
prcme court Federal Judge Ralph S.
Campbell Of the Eastern District Of
Oklahoma Yesterday afternoon quash-
ed an indie mcnt against former Pres
ljent Eugene f. Blaze Of the de-
funct Farmers National Bank of this
cty.
The indi umont charged Blaizc with
the misappfJpriation of funds
While president Of the Farmers
National Bank of this city Blalze
orcrdrcw his personal account about
$4,000 and then made a note for SlO,-
OOO to cover the shortage. The note
was discounted at the Farmers Ma
tional and the money received from
the note deposited to Blaize's per-
sonal account
Shotly after this, on December II.
1903, the Formers National failed and
was c'oScu pS "rd'r or the BANK eN-
ai"'her' lh' IalIure was caused by the
cloSinE oi lhe columbus Bank ana
If.5t company or oklahoma ''F'
and 1t in urn caused the closing Of
o'"'r supS 'larN nahks' Later the
''''lors N''loI'aI iahN was sofa 10
ul' EA'hahE' NaIohal ana tle ho'e
u 'Ia"e was purchaSed win the
p'I'N'
y rev We'k KS ago Blaze was IN
""''" y" ''Ial ,""'''A ~ l'"''''
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
OKLAHOMA DROUTH
GENERALLY broken
HEAVIEST RAINS SINCE LAST
FEBRUARY FALL THROUGH
OUT THE STATE.

The excessive drouth Of the past
few months I'm old oklahoma and the
Panhandle country was broken sun
day by the heaviest rains since last
February, Rain began to fall Friday
in the Panhandle country and contln-
ued at intervals until last night, 1t
was the first rain of any importance
for months.
Rain fell Sunday afternoon as far
east as Stroud on the Frisco lines, At
oklahoma city nearly one inch Of
rain fell and from the state capital
west even more.
The rain was badly needed as farm
ers in the western part Of the state
had begun to cut the wheat and oats
crop to be used for hay, fearing that
the dry weather would prevent crop
from maturing.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
Society News
JOSEPHINE GRAY
Hours ! Ia i0D, m. Phone 300

a Reunion Of the employees Of the
Singer Sewing Machine Company for
Eastern oklahoma was held in this
city sunday Mr. and Mrs. j. f. Mil
ler of this city, the local managcr
and his wife entertained the visitors
with an elaborate high noon dinner
Sunday, Seated with the host and
hostess were Mr., and Mrs j. II, Mil
Ter OF shawnee manager Of the office
In that city; Mr. Pete Soldering Of
Muskogce, manager OF the office In
that city; Mr. W. A. Kilman, super
visor OF Oklahoma city; Messrs II. H.
Parker, J. r. Miller ana Miss Faye
Frey Of this city; Mr. and Mrs f. W..
O'Bannion of Rartosyillc, Mossrs l..
NJ TreNler Of Slpulpa; j. r. Craig,
Pawnec, r. A. Darling, Dewey . A.
Dickinson, Tulsa; W, B. Grubhs,
Mounds; a. G. Horwlg, Bristow; IT,.
p Kelley Okmulgcc, :. r., Montg.m-
cry, Coweta; J. E. Ncm Pawhuska;
j. j. Nceco, Hcnryctta; Robert Nry-
Ion, Broken Arrow; A. NJ. Perry, Has
kell; j, H. Wilkeuson. Cleveland.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
WOMAN WILL END
WAR SAYS BARON
DE CONSTANT DECLARES PEACE
FOES FEAR uIlR.
GIVES TALK At VASSAR
Asserts Enfrnnchscmcnt VIII Aid
Cause of ChililatiOn--Conditions
Degrade Men.

Poughkoepsie, y, Y. May 29.-The
rnron d'Estourncllcs de Constant is
uol one OF those who fear the advance
of woman to a FULLER share in the con-
troll OF her own affairs and the gov
ernmont under which she and her hus-
band live, lie believes not only that
this advance is inevitable but that II
is hopeful for civilization.
In speech delivered here recently
before the undergraduates OF Vassar
college he declared that autocratlc
governments and those who oppose
world peace fear the raising of woman
60 a position Of political equality with
man and are the chief foes Of her ad-
yancement. In part, the baron said:
not a few people of a certain type
are becoming greatly alarmed at the
progress of the feminist movement;
they see in 1t nothing but disorder;
they speak cf II with the same scorn
that their fathers spoke forty years
ago Of social reforms, of modern mu-
sic or dirigible balons.
"Lc,them talk, the scofrers will
soon change their attitude; to defend
the cause Of woman is to serve the
cause of peace, 1t is an act of yolun-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
Consistent.

Doctor--You are considerably un-
der weight, sir. What have you been
doing?
Nothing But I'm a re
tired grocer Doc.-Puck
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
Surprise.

Aren't You surprised at Lord Luv-
vrs for contracting such enormous
d hts?"
So replied Mr. Cumrox. I'm not
'yIprised at him only his creditors"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Mrs. j. y. Hunley and son have re-
turned to Neosho, Mo, after visit
with Mr. and Mrs. h. i. Macarthur.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

I I / "A
Frey Of this city. Mr. and Mrs T. ~
O'Bannion of RarucsyIlIc; Mossrs l..
NJ. Trexler of Slpulpa. J. r. CRAIG.
Dickenson Tulsa, H. r. GrYrhs
Mounds. A. q. uarrwIr pristov. f.
.P. Kelley. Okmulgcc. :. r. Montr.m-
j. J. Ncecc. Icnryrtta, Robcrt Nov
Ion. Broken Arrow. 4 NJ pprry Has
.kell: j. II. Wllkensop. Clrvrlond
-
Nrrs Walton r,u.,, pr,,,,n o,
siory roiis - n a.. nv .,, ,,,,.
'' ~ '''''
m
"'s, r"l' u rN'r'lt an" "I'Ie dauEh-
W. ''s', wiz" MrS' E''r'''S parents
MI ana MrS' W. H. LOCKWOOD
Mr. and Mrs, j. T., HUFF left yes err
dayfor st Louis to make their home,
They came to this city from there
some months ago and are returning.
-
Nti.s Soli, ,, ,,. 10, .,.i,,,
c,n ., rai G''S
she viii 60 to Knoxville. Tenn. for
Wv '"'''''''''
Attorney hu' 'rosSIand accompan-
has haon boro ~, a yisi, - ,nojr ha,,,o
!" i'"uoah' NE" Yesterday Mr. Cross
''"u VIII remain Tor snort visit
DR.. Russcl H. Tayman has arrived
from indianapolis for a visit with her
sister Mrs, c. II, Nicholson and her
parents, Mr.. ana Mrs, j. j, Haigh.
-
for her home i'm Chcrryyalc Kans,
after visit with her sister Miss
Cecilia Bodkln.
-
Mr. Dean Reynolds, who has been
here for a visit with his sister and
mother will leave this morning for
points in Montana.
-
Miss Carolyn Dickcy who has been
the guest Of Miss Jessie Hickman and
other friends in Chicago has gone to
st. Paul for a visit
The Epworth League Of the Meth
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Mrs Walter Fawcet Britain of
Sioux Falls $. D., is the guest of her
parents, MIR, and Mrs A. l., Aunt.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30
Halls
THIl WEATHER.

Washington, May 29.-Prohably
showers and colder Tuesday; Wcdncs-
day fair.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Those seen dancing at The Informal
hop given AZ the Country Club Satur-
day evening were; Mr. and Mrs
Charles Ludey, Mr. and Mrs Horace
7 Anderson, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Lee
Murphy. Mr. and Mrs. II. c. Ashby.
Mr. and Mrs, W. Lyle Dickey Mr.. and
Mrs Charles f, Rocscr, Mesdames
James Wellington Orr. r.. j..
Orr, Paul NJ Galloway. j. p. Furry,
Of Muskogee, w. II Anderson Of Den
ver Misses Geraldine Braymer Cert
rude Braymer, Mae Evans, Heelen
Wllllston, Of Wagner, Simmons. Ger
trude Connolly Jean Connolly, Emma
Anderson Messrs. Jack Black, Wal
ker Roscoe Hugenlh ]. Boscarren.
Roger sherman Laurence Messmer
Bartlett, Victor Martin. Ralph Swear
lngen, Spre Perry, Merton Heald
Erie Williamson, william a. Etuart.
Harry Anderson OF Denver, Joseph
Washington. Lesser Currie, Douglass
Franchot. and Ralph Newman. Mrs
A. l.. Murphey and Mr.. Erie william
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Miss Stella Chastaln was hostess TO
n meeting of the Kings Daughters for
the week end. A musclol and literary
program was much enjoyed after
which refreshments were served. The
guests Of the evening were Misses
Irene Shqner, Florence Ferrell. Ruth
Ouackenbush, Rhoda Hedrick, Edna
Miller and Lydia French.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Mr.. and Mrs, j. r. IIurf left yes cr-
dayfor St Louis to make their home,
They came to this city from there
some months ago and are returning.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Miss Zella Teffelfinger who came
here from Toledo, O., TO visit Mrs f..
w, Dye has accepted a position with
the Frick Reid Company and will re-
main indefinitely
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

The F1ks will dance informally Fri
day in their home corner Third and
Boulder.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Miss Sadie Lee orr left yesterday
for St Louis for a visit after which
she viii go to Knoxville, Tenn, for
the summer.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Mrs NJ Dodds and Mrs Smith have
returned to Sapulpa after n Visit with
Mrs c. y. Hughes
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Miss Crow OF the Forest Park Uni
versity ST. Louis will accompany Miss
frankie Colley home for "A visit.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Miss Vivian James has arrived from
Bryan, Texas and is the guest of Mrs,
+. j. Miles.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-30

Mrs. T., r, Barrett, who has been
III is not much improved
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-03-16

In all seriousness, now, does
1t pay you to be serious. Do
you take yourself seriously, and
if so, why so?
What are you serious about>
Surely you won't acknow
ledge that you consider you,
own little trials and ambitions
deserve serious consideration
for we all know that each in.
dividual is such an insignifi-
cant creature that no mans at
fairs can possibly be serious.
Cows are serious. You've
seen them chewing their cuds,
looking as if the cares of the
whole world rested on their
shoulders.
"A mule is sort of serious
chap. An elephant is a big,
foolish animal of serious turn
of mind.
You are not COW, All ele-
plant or mule. Don't initiate
them. You really can't afford
to.
Buck up! Go after the enemy
with smile instead of a frown.
The fighter who smiles as he
fights, is the most dangerous
kind of a fighter.
There's a wall card worth
hanging up in your office-or
your kitchen. It reads like this:
Smile awhile. And while you
smile another smiles. And
soon there are miles and miles
of smiles. And life's worth
while because you smile"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-03-16

of them. You can't carry the
inmates of an orphan asylum
on one ticket"
(, Here Mre. Scott proved that
she was equal to the occasion
aud asked:
"Don't the rules of the road
provide that all children under
5 years of age shall ride free,
when accompanied by a par.
ent?"
Sure" responded the con-
ductor, "but this is no family;
it's a school on an outing, and
you will have to pay hllf fare
for half dozen or more"
To prove that it was a family
and no picnic, Mrs Scott went
down into suit case and
brought out the family bible
and opening it to the family re
corG, called the roll.
"Over there are Ashbei,
Archer and Austin, triplets, 40
years old; in that seat are
Arthur aud Arnold, twins, 312
years old; III the seat in front
are Allan, Altnon and Alvin,
triplets, PIG years old; across
the aisle in that seat are AL,
bert, Albion and Adolph, an
other set of triplets, Is months
old and here in the seat with
me are the babies, twins, Abel
aud Amer, 6 months old. l
have been married nine years
and have los. six boys, or two
pairs of tripiets. We are now
going to Oklahoma to start
anew, where Frank, my bus.
band, has farm and there to
raise a family"
Convinced, Conductor Jarvis
passed the members of the
famil y, the children on the rest
of the trip being known as the
"thirteen little AS"