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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26
How About the BeIt Band?

1t is said that some of those who
visited Pensacola and participated in
the famed hospitality of that city
needed a shoe horn this morning to
put on their hats.-Bauskett in Jack
sonville Times Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26
Tampa Wouldn't BE In II,

The Pensacola Journal challenges
the state to compare good looking
women. Better leave Tampa out of
the challenge If you don't want to be
humiliated.-Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

japan has issued an edict against
colored teas, but the pink teas are
still popular among the church women
of America.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26
A Close Finish.

A Close Finish.
Pensacola trots out a new sensa-
ton in Florida politics in the shape
of a mayoralty election with only
eight votes difference between the
leading candidates. That's a little too
close to be MISUNDERSTANDING Tri-
bune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

The camphor tree may grow thrift
fly in Florida, but as Florida women
don't have fainting spells we don't
need the camphor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

An exchange says that there was
little natural gas in use as far back
as 1880, but it neglected to state when
hot air was first popular in politics.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

1t would have been undfgnif1ed to
have said that Lillard was a good old
scout" two weeks ago, but it's all
right now.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

The temper of the legislators seems
to be better since they came over to
Pensacola and went in a-washin' in
the gulf.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

We would lend the sailor boys TO
Mobile a whole day but we are afraid
to let them stay away over night.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Governor Gilchrist wants to cut the
supreme court judges to five. Never
liked a five-handed game anyway
Let all six stay in the game, governor
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Woodrow Wilson says no man is big
enough to seek the presidency. This
ought to be encouraging to the women.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

When you hear a man grumbling
about expense, just remind him how
long ii is until Easter comes again.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26
Lost Just the Same.

Lost Just the Same.
The Pensacola Journal says that the
Standard Oil Company lost out by
selling cheaper than it's competitors.
Doing a good part toward it's consum-
ers was its undoing.-Ocala Banner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

We might offer the Philippines to
Tampa to repay them for the loss of
the Pinellas section OF Hillsborough.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Now that the governor has all of
those technicalities out OF his system,
he must feel better.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Every fruit stand in the city should
be screened. Patronize only those
that are-for your health's sake.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Jacksonville was so religious while
the preachers were there that they
would not even win a bali game.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Pensacola feels real sick over the re-
fusal of the doctors to meet there next
year.-Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

The tariff on breakfast foods can
not be reduced until the tariff /.
taken from lumber.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26
NOTICE TO PUBLIC.

I am now exclusive agent in Pensa-
cola for Mccall patterns, and have just
received new styles for June
E. GREENBLATT,
112-114 E. Intendencia st.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Milton and Pensacola viii be real
sisterly when the bridge across the
river is built.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Pensacola is neither shrimp nor
lobster market, but oh, you red snap
pers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Mr.. Taft would be a dandy fellow
II he only used care in selecting his
companions.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

VIII Senator Fletcher do it again :?
asks q Florida contemporary. What :?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Stokes has Jared we'll at this session
of the legislature.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Beyond the Alps lies Italy'-and
beyond the asylum lies the Legislature
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26
Slightly Nauseated.

Pensacola. has been promoted to tile
national guard roll of honor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

Lorimer has no desire to reopen the
pot.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

SAID OF PENSACOLA
AND PENSAcOLIANS
Pensacola is Honored.

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-05-26

spect, obedience and good manners il
the young?-Arcadia News.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Abstracted Lawyer.

The great attorney sat engrossed IN
a small slip of paper that he held In
his hand. He stared at the docu-
ment, or whatever it was, as if it con-
tainei the solution of the whole prob
lem of life. The client waited, for
tho sheet of paper occupied the whole
attention of the great legal mind.
Standing first on one foot and then on
the on,re, and back again, the client
waited. Then he took a chance on
seating himself, almost s~tealthily. He
did not desire to interrupt the chain
of thought that might even at that mo-
ment be planning out a pleading in
volving millions. He waited, just
waited.
At last the lawyer looked up, aware
for the first time of the others pres
ence. he cleared his throat. That
gas company" he remarked, has got
me charged up with As cents worth
Of gas for the month of April, during
which time we were not at home more
than two days. It's absurd New
York Times.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
CARDINALS ARE ELEVATED
THREE AMERICAN PRELATES RE.
CEIvE OFFICIAL NOTICES.
Mgr. Falconio and Archbishop Farley
to Sail for Rome I'M
mediately.

Washington, y. G.. - Monsignor
Diomede Falconio, the apostolic dele.
gate to the United States, and Arch
bishops O'Connell of Boston and Far
ley of New York, official notice Of
whose selection as additions to the
college of cardinals was received here,
probably will sail for Rome not later
than Nov. l..
Monsignor Falconio received his
summons to attend the consistory at
Rome Nov. Z. He does not expect to
return to America as his position will
be advisory to the pope Rev. Bona
venture Corretti, the auditor of the
papal delegation, will act as charge
d'-atfairs until the appointment Of an
ALLOCATE to succeed Monsignor Fal-
COMO.
Many kilograms of co~ngratulation
from Catholic clergy and laymen and
other friends in this country and Eu.
rope have reached the newly selected
members of the college of cardinals.
Monsignor Falconio said he hoped to
sail at the date mentioned. He ex-
pressed his appreciation for the uni
form kindness of the American people
since he came to Washington.
Il have become greatly attached to
the American people because | am an
American" he said. MY work in
Washington as representative of the
vatican has been most pleasant. |
leave here with many regrets, but
must obey the call to other fields"
Defeat for modernism"
Boston. Archbishop O'Connell's
elevation means a crushing defeat for
modernism in this country, which has
used as n of its specious arguments
that American Catholic interests were
not understood or we're ignored by the
vatican" said the Rev. Ambrose F.
Roche, one of the archbishops' coun-
ell.
mo one can question the %extraordi-
nary ability, courage and prudence of
the new cardinal and no one dares to
~insinuate that he is not intensely loyal
to the church and to the flag of his
native land"
DIcial notice of the a~rchbishop's
elevation to the cardinalate was re-
ceived by him.
New York.-Archbishop John NJ.
Farley will said for Rome some time
next week to be present at the con.
sistory to be held in the vatican Nov.
OF, official confirmation of his eleva-
ton to the cardinalate having been
received here by mail from Cardinal
Merry Del Val, the papal secretary OF
state.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
When Sleeping.

1t is well to sleep from infancy with
the head uncovered, as the hair thus
retains its beauty longer. On retiring
the hair should be raised high above
the ears, without pulling, plated loose
ly in a single braid and tied with a
silk or cotton ribbon. Avoid wearing
starched nightcaps, as the starch is in
furious to the hair. When old age ap-
proaches it may be well to wear night,
caps.
Brush the hair will, using a soft
brush, on going to be dand in the
morning. The best brushes are made
with short bristles. | fthe hair is
Combed from the roots downward
without being divided in several parts,
much harm may be done to it. The
hairs would certainly be broken off,
become Uneven and could never be
made to look cared for. 1t is an ex,
cellent thing to smooth the hair with
the hands.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
If s st;5S SySs, T dss Thompscn's Eye Water
w. N. u, SIOUX FALLS, NO. 45-1et1.
MADE CONVERT OF OLD SlLAS
Had Deep Thoughts, but Any
way He Was Satisfied.

The athletic young woman who
taught the district school was on trial
for soundly thrashing eve unTuly
boys.
"You-you think you can control the
situation, do-do you?" inquired the
president Of the school board, who
suffered.
Il can" replied the young m
with considerable decision.
Well, l don't know about this"
grinned Silas Weatherwax. IF my
boy needs a lickin' | can give it to
him myself. l don't believe in miscel-
laneous lickin's."
The teacher smiled.
Neither do l." she said. "If thrash
ings are to be administered l think it
much better for one person to admin.
lister them. And after I have cleaned
up the school l may decide to go out
and clean up the township"
A moment later when a vote of con.
fidence in the teacher was called for,
the AYE" of Silas Weatherwax was
the lOudeSt Of all.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
IPekin's New Paper.

Pekin, the home of the oldest news.
paper published, has a new daily, lie
Journal de Pokin, printed in French
in the legation quarter. Its editor and
publisher is Marcel van Lerberghe, an
explorer of some note.
The new daily is an ambitious pub.
lication of eight pages, with telegraph.
ic service, reviews of all the Chinese
papers, and editorials on all the cues.
lions of the day.
An interesting item from the first
number gives a list of the buttons
which, worn in the center of the cap
marke the different classes of manda
rims, this is ruby for the first class,
and, In order, coral, sapphire, lapsis,
lazuli, crystal, moonstone, plain gold,
engraved gold and silver, which latter
marks the ninth class.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
GREAT
Galveston to Winnipeg Road Subject
of Much Interest in South Dakota.

of Much Interest in South Dakota.
Pierre.-That portion of the Texas
to Winnipeg meridian highway ex-
tending through South Dakota will be
constructed and maintained by good
roads advocates living along and ad.
jaceut to the proposed route, which
extends north from Yankton county
through Hutchinson, McCook, Lake,
Kingsbury, Hamlin, Codington, Grant
and Roberts counties, is the assur-
ance given S. II. Lee, state engineer,
who, with Prof. A. B. Mcdaniel, OF
Vermillion, Thomas Edwards of Yank-
ton, and w. II. Burden, of Pierre, has
just completed a reconnaissance OF
the meridian road from Yankton to
White Rock. From White Rock the
party proceeded to Wahpeton and Far
go, n. d., at the urgent request of
leading men in those cities who are
interested in the North Dakota Sec
ton of the great highway which is to
originate at Galveston and have Win
nepeg, Canada, for its northern ter
minus.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Ground to Death Under Wheels.

Observation-Disclosures Callahan was
killed in the Milwaukee railroad yards
in this city. Callahan vas picking up
coal near the round house while a
freight train was being made up, and
failed to note the string of cars that
We're approaching, although a round.
house employc but a few minutes be-
fore had warned him. The caboose
struck him, knocking him down, then
passing over both legs, which were
cut off. He was at once taken to a
local hospital, but died Immediately,
probably 80 minutes, after the acct
dent occurred.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
The Human Machine,

1t seems that the body will ordi,
narlly give out per day no more exter-
nal work than about one-iftieth of
the energy consumed in the shape of
food. The adult human mechanism,
while more efficient than a large
steam plant, is less efficient than a
small producer-gas plant, assuming all
plants of the same capacity. This
does not mean, however, that the body
is incapable o working at greater eff,
ficiencies. Under extraordinary con.
ditions the body is capable of perform,
ing an mount of work far in excess
of the amount theoretically latent in
the food consumed, as witness some
Of theremarkable results among our
athletic records. 1t is even possible
for the human mechanism to perform
external work without taking food at
all, the work so done being at the ex
pense of the bodily tissue. This Is
the case especially in test of endur.
ance, where the extra energy is drawn
from the animal cells.-Cassier's Mag,
azine.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
MOROCCAN TANGLE ENDS.
France to Establish Pr~otectorate, blu
viii Cede Tract to Germany.

France to Establish Protectorate, but
VIII Cede Tract to Germany.
Paris. France.-The contents of the
Franco-German accord, officially given
out. show that Germany recognizes
the right of France to establish a pro-
~tectorate in Morocco. while both ma
tons engage TO obtain the adhesion
to this accord of the other signatories
to the Algeciras agreement.
France, as compensation for the Ger
man recognition of her protectorate in
Morocco, cedes to Germany about $780,
900 square kilometers in Northern
French Congo, touching the German
Camerons. The territory coded is in.
habited by about 1000 900 negroes and
has a commerce valued at $4,000. 900
annually.
France and Germany agre to SUBJ
NIT to The Hague tribunal all diff
culties arising from the operation of
the accord. In reference to Morocco,
France agrees to safeguard the eco
nomic equality and commercial liberty
for which provision is made in exist.
ing treaties.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
FINDS HER BOY DEAD
MOTHER DISCOVERS BODY OF
BACE HANGING FROM A
HIGHCHAlR.
HAPPENINGS ERTHESTATE
What Is Going On Here and There
That is of interest to the Read
ers Throughout South Da-
kota and VicirIty.

Sioux Falls.-As the result of an un'
usual accident the little son OF Mr.. snd
Mrs. Orval Forest, residents of lro'
quois. met his death. The mother LEFT
the child, who was 7 months old, SIT
ting in a highchair, and temporarily
stepped out of the room to attend to
household duties. While she was alb
sent the little boy slipped down in the
chair, catching his head between the
chair and the leaf front, thus being
suspended in the air. When she re-
turned to the room a minute or two
later the Mortified mother found that
the boy was dead.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
METHODIST BISHOPS GATHER.
Twenty-Five Churchmen From Five
Continents at Oklahoma Meeting.

Continents at Oklahoma Meeting.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.-Twen,
ty-five Methodist Episcopal bishops
from five continents are here for
the ~semi-annual meeting. The first
session was marked by denunciation
of the famous grandfather clause in
the Oklahoma constitution, which
makes II almost impossible for a negro
to vote, by Bishop Hartsell of Mon
Tovia, Liberia. He also said all Chris.
tian nations should pray for the sue.
cess of Italy in its war with Turkey.
Bishop Hartsell told of the great prog
ress of Liberia, the negro republic.
Foremost churchmen here include
w. S. Lewis, in charge of the Metho-
dist church work in China; Bishop ].
c. Hartsell, Monrovia, Liberia; Bishop
Frank Bristol, formerly President Nc
Kinley's pastor in Washington, now in
Buenos Ayres; Bishop William Burt,
Zurich, Switzerland; Bishop William
A. Mcdowell, just returned from a
trip around the world, giving especial
attention 10 conditions in India; Bish-
op Henry w. Warren, Denver; Bishop
j. +. Barry, former editor of the Ep-
worth Herald; Bishop David II. Moore,
Cincinnati; Bishop John NJ. Walden,
retired, of Cincinnati; Bishop Earl
Cranston, Washington; Bishop Luther
B. Wilson, just returned from Africa;
Bishop Edwin II. Hughes. San Fran,
cisco, and Bishop C. w. Smith, of
Portland, Ore, for 20 years editor of
the Christian Advocate at Pittsburg.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
A Child MARRIAGE.

Deodwood.-All records for youthful
marriage in this section were broken
when County Judge John r. Russell
tied the knot that united Albert Hol,
ley, a Lead miner, and Ada Congdon,
who also resides there. The bride is
not yet IA years of age and wore short
skirts and her hair down her back.
The groom is 81. Both the father and
mother OF the child bride were pres
ent at the cc7Sn2ony and gave their
full consent. Both families have re.
sided in Lead but a short time.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Violated Pure Food Law.

Rapid City.-In the first case ever
prosecuted in this county under the
pure food act, Earl Taylor, the young
Farmingdale cattleman, was found
guilty of selling partly decomposed
meat. The case IA tried before JUS
tnce EXline, and Taylor was fined $50
and costs. According to the evidence
of the state, part of which was fur
nished by experts, a COW belonging to
the Taylors vas killed August % by
the Chicago and Milwaukee railroad
and permitted to lie where it fell un,
til Taylor happened along. He later
sold portions OF it, the states witness.
es claiming it was not properly bled.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
big RA|NCORNFR
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PROBES
REPORTED HOLDING OF g.
100000 BUSHELS WHEAT.
MINNEAPOLIS Is INVOLVED
Chicago Declared Center of Move
President of Company In
volved invites An In
vestisation.

Washington, ID. G. - An alleged
corner in wheat, conferred at Chicago
and extending to Minneapolis, Duluth,
Buffalo and Baltimore, by which it is
declared 60 per cent of the country's
wheat supply is controlled, has been
under investigation by agents of the
department of justice for some time,
and the results may be presented to
the respective grand juries within a
few days.
To insure necessary evidence the
government Is about to ask the grand
jury at Chicago to prevent the Armour
Grain company of that city, through
which it is alleged those who control
the corne operate, from transferring
receipts.
SiXty-two million bushels of wheat.
are being held in the trade centers
concerned, but it was impossible to
secure the lanes of the people whom
the government believe TO be behind
the corner.
Armour Man Shown Report.
Characterization George +. Mar
cy OF the Armour Grain company was
shown the Washington dispatch about
an alleged corner in wheat. He was
standing within a few feet of the trad
ing pit on change and was busily en-
gagged in directing subordinates, but
took time to read the telegram care
fully, and then said, with deliberation,
referring to the alleged corner:
1T is not true. We are, [ o be sure,
engaged in the grain business. but are
not ashamed or afraid of anything we
have done, and are entirely willing
that the facts regarding our operations
should be made known"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
RED.
It's the Red Blood CorpuscIes That
Proper Food Makes.

An Ohio woman says Grape-Nuts
food gave her good red blood and re-
stored the roses of youth to a com
plexion that had been muddy and
blotchy. She says:
For 10 years l had stomach trouble
which produced a breaking out on my
face. The doctors gave it a long Latin
name, but their medicines failed to
cure it. Along with this l had fire.
quent headaches, nervousness and US
ually pain in my stomach after meals.
Il got disgusted with the drugs,
stopped them and coffee off short, and
quit eating everything but fruit and
Grape-Nuts, with Postum for my table
beverage.
"The headaches, stomach trouble,
and nervous weakness disappeared al
most like magic, which showed that
when the cause was removed and
good food and drink used nature was
ready to help.
MY blood was purified and my con-
plexicn became like a young girls,
while my weight was increased from
80 to 120 pounds In a few months
good, solid firm flesh, where 1t used
to be soft and fiabby.
II recommended Grape-Nuts and
Postum to n of my friends. who was
afflicted as l had been. She followed
my advice and in a short time was re-
stored to complete health and In about
8 months her weight increased from
100 to 14S pounds.
"Our doctor, observing the effect Of
Grape-Nuts and Postum in our cases,
declared, the other day, that he would
hereafter prescribe these food prod
ucts for gastritis." Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, THE Road to
Wellville." In pkgs. There's a REASON"
Ever read the above letter. A new
ONE appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Buffalo Protected from VandaIs.

Pierre.-The two stuffed buffalo, be-
longing to the Scotty Philip estate,
see at Fort Pierre in a saloon by
thousands during the capital fight,
and since then placed in the rotunda
and at different places in the state
house, have at last been given a final
resting place in the west end of the
capitol basement, where they will be
protected from the curions seeking
locks of buffalo hair by a stout steel
fence. Despite frequent hands off,
signs, without protection it was diff
cult to keep them from injury.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

The hoopskirt has appeared in
Paris, and the first one seen on the
streets created quite as much OF a sen
sation as the first hobble skirt, and
doubtless will be quite as strongly
denounced. 1t has been so long gone
that not even the memory Of the good
old times can save 1t. In fact, II 1t is
imported as a fashion. 1t will be so
new as probably to receive more
Reproductive attention than even cleo
ton frauds.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Aged Couple Are Asphyxiated.

Waupun. Wisconsin.-Mr. and Mrs.
T. w. Markle. two of the oldest resi-.
dents OF this city. were asphyxiated
by coal gas, the bodies being found
when a daughter returned home and
forced the door. Mr.. Markle was 81
years old and his wife SO. They are
survived by two children, Mrs. Helen
Lowell of Waupun and Harvey Markle
Of Oshkosh. They celebrated their
ifty-ninth wedding anniversary last
week. A defective stove was respon.
sible fer their death.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Poisoned by Matches.

Lead.-Securing a box of matches,
2-year-old Viola Junell, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. August Junell, sucked so
much Of the phosphorus from the
heads into her system that she died
ten hours later. The baby's act was
not discovered until her agony COM
menced, and although everything pos
sible was done by the physicians sum-
moned, they were unable to alleviate
her suffering until death ensued.