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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
=sYs 70 sE 2 GENTLEMAN

70 ss A GENTLEMAN
 Ths great *or'a's ssries has sade Hewsrarer rsragrer hers for sec years have bean taking good rature finss at the national game in pre-, tended lament that it had come ro obscure presidential elections and other digni6ed institutions but the gsIse has come to stay and it's over. shadowing influence is bound to ex tend
 It Is well that it should do So for baseball is a clean and healthful sport. often cleaner than politics. and of those who take part in it, the clean CT are the winners. It is this sact that accounts for the very decisive victory Of the Athletics over the Giants.
 A comparison of the participants in the worlds series ending yesterday, Is interesting as well as instructive. | The Philadelphia American team Is distinguished for the number of play CTS who have been graduated into it from college and high school. One may develop baseball skill as well on the vacant lot as on the campus. but he is not as likely to develop there those other physical and mental virtues which are so contributory to success in many contests of strength and skill
 | It is net as a character iu Tom Brown at Oxford" suggested, that the gentleman by birth is always superior Il is the man who makes himself the real sristocrat, the "besf ruler" the 'best man" The so-called aristocrat is very frequently an inferior sort of Q persou and always is if be relies upon the superiority of his forbears But in all clean contests the man wh1 has had the rigid training and not merely the accidental birth of a gen ,leman, is equipped with a mighty advantage.
 But. of course. what is true of base bali is not true of prize fighting or of games which are iu themselves de grading. There the training of the gentleman is Of less than uo account
 From such observations as have been casually. and in some instance. rFOfanely made. We are led to the conclusion that the first trial of the new Arizona primary law has not been entirely and universally satisfactory. These complaints come invariably from those of our fellow citizens who were the most insistent upon the adOp ton of the primary and the advisory vote along with thc.rest of tbe devices by which the control of public affairs ls supposed io be put directly into ,he hands of the PeogEe
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
:4S. S.IA4L.SPUA F~.THE oN9MENT ~S2 By ROY k MONLrON.
ROY K. hOULTON.

on time day after tomorrow Why not?"
 Can you tell me # young lady iu a blue dress and straw hat got off the train which gos in from the north al 2:10?"
 What time docs the , o'clock train leave, and iS it going 70 leave on tImc2'
 'ls the train going 10 get into Fort Wayne on time. do you think2'
 What made No. ' SO late a week ago last Tuesday"
 Do you think if is saTer 70 ride in parlor car, or is there apt to be a rearend coliision?"
 Why is No. 13 marked up fifteen minutes latea'
 Have you noticed an old gentle. man with white whiskers and tei- escope go through the gate any time today"
 How do I get to Bink's Corners, Texas, without changing cars2'
 T lost back comb on the. south. hound train three weeks ago last Wednesday. Can you tell me where can find itg'
 Will you watch for my sister and tell her how Co get up to my house ] haven't time to wait for her trsin?' HOW LONG IF YOU WIND FEM?
 Sign in q local iewelry store Win. dow:
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
THE DUTY OF DEMOCRATS TO SUPPORT THE TICKET.

TO SUPPORT THE TICKET.
 It is with sincere pleasure that The Review gives itaelf to the support oi the Gemonratic county, state and con greasionsl ticket nominated by the democratic voters st the primary election last Tuesday.
 From such returns as have been re, ce,ved, it is undoubtedly the choice fa ovcrwhelring pluraliy cs the ,,trs and n some instances, Of ie oisive ma!orities. It is . grafifyin' at as 10 the state and or gFessiona. tickets. that the candI. dates have been heartily eldo,s
 ,at yo,ers. not on, of their own !o c.lit-es, but by the democrats of all the counties.
 We are thus aas lred Of atron> ticket. the strongest that could nave been selected and we believe the:
 4e4 tas o.es n4ya be@n coaats, oa the aga, cf DeeeDabe. -- a- choice oi slas -snocr&.i. F0y-.s @
 s.ss sE haze .ee.. ioIad to ha, teen uost enthusiastically ratified.
 h the course o. the primary can paign, he Review refrained from urs- lug the superior merits of any oandi -sle, nor did 1t express any opinion as to the want of merit of any csnIi date. All ol them were regarded b th.s paper as honorable and strous men, each with a considerable fVi .J"ins, Tn itself, an evidence of merit.
 We did not, of course subscribe tr all the views expressed by many of the candidates especially with refer. enee to certain innovations. which We still believe to be wrong, but which We believe will be adjusted al the proper tune by the voters of Ari ;ona. But ln it's dissent. The Review endesvored to be fair and reasonable and now. we have no doubt that al the candidates recognized that they NeFe treated with fairness by this newspaper
 CT course. the matters wherein wo difered from some of the candidates were essential. are so still and win be go until they are finally adjusted, but we realized that the campaign ar forded no opportunity to settle ans differences Of opinion concernins lhem. Thus for the time. IL vas the b,iiec Of The Review, that thcy migh. be disregarded. The main thiag vas tae seiection oi men who could meet the problems immediately before Us in the new state and who could rep resent as with ability aud dignity ,l he congress We believe that tue roiels have chosen wisely.
 There are. of course, disapPoias' ments but there is ID cause for bitter pess, Nothing can be charged agains, any successful candidate which var dsnts the withholding from him oi any democratic vote. Thus. an oppor. tunity is afforded sor the democrats d Arizona to get together, solidly be hind the county ticket, the legislative ticket and ,he state aud congressional iirkeis and iasten wise and strong srty grip upon tbe affairs of the new state.
 There is, indeed. the greater reason vhy this should lo done at tbis time vhsu a4lca9i dspopFa!ic Egecs-y ia
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
HOW LONG IF YOU WlND 'En
THESE CLOCKS RUN
 THIRTY DAYS WITHOUT WINDING.
THE MEANEsr MAN

Have you got a dinner engagement at the cafe tomorrow night?" asked a young man solicitously as he seated himself OR the corner of the stenogra. rheT's desk and gazed into her ees.
 No l haven't she answered eager E and with great anticipation.
 Have you got an engagement 10 eat any where tomorrow night?"
 No. not d single engagement
 Well, said he, as he put oD his hat and walked toward the door. 'you are going to be swfullv hungrv by day after tomorrow, aren't youy'
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
ACCORDING TO UNCLE AsNER.

There is some G1esiion ss 70 v--N~'N CT there are more men or ssHsf artists. but it alWas seems as though teller sees more women who paint Just as soon as woman seIs sh7 IS a perfect lady Ou begin tO think there is something WfVng with her
 Tho 1915 model automobile ought Co be on the market now in a week 0f two, the 1914 models having been on sale for about a month.
 There gre so many people in the world n@kin' living without working at IL that the rest of the folks have 10 work about twice as hard as they ought to
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

joined thc D. k. R. we blew iu lots Of tin lu chasing up our ancestors before she could get iu We hII tO iiul some fOrcf8theT who'd fit aud bled and died. Or mostly 60, be fore she got g single loUk in- Si0e
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
"When the evil days come
 rot. ."- Ecclesiastes xxi, 1.

 Let me fare forth as once went
 Far out across the lowered field Beyond which hills and haze were bleut And find the wonders there revealed Let uoe but once more taste the tang
 Of winds that swept from spicy isles Of marvel winds that one time sprsng
 Across the endless miles and miles And let me count the esstled clouds
 That rose with arch and parzpet. And people them with knightly cro~ds
 Attired n arnnor iewei-set; Let me. ! pray. once moro icok Up
 Into the hollow of the night And dream that it is Times great cup
 Which poUrs dawn's wine of living itSht And would droNse within the shade
 The never silent trees have flung. And hear the whispered talcs they made
 In that is now alien tongue. Wolld watch the dcv-gens on the rose
 Blown rlIby-liis upon the breeze. Aud knov they were tae sunses gicwS
 The flower had made bold to seizs And let rae read again the book
 Each meadow was psgc outspread. As was tho darkene4 forest 8ook
 And blue sky bsn5ing overhead: And would know tho songs again
 The songs that marked the other rears Before tho world Of streets end men
 Benum5ed rny heart and dulled my ears- Let ne 20 farth as once vert.
 Glad careless. thouahtlsss Of is all Ny soul stccpcd in 5sep content.
 My hesTt timed to the Fobin-caii- But now the rneaGovIand is blurred.
 Th., zl-inE b7eclS today is dur1lb, The trees they wiiaFre- rot word
 An. now the evil days have cornel
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
In Toueh. Alwar,.

Tt is odd that piekpockets are such en unpopular class 'I can't see why they should be popular" Don't they always keep h touch with the multi tude2"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

Haven't you said a thousand times you wouldn't stand certain things and then stood them?
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

A woman once knew got her hands dirty as often as boy, and il vas a joke among her children to say to her: Ma, look at your hands,"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

If man makes a prediction, peo le forget it, if 1t does not come true; ut he will not let them forget 1t if | cones true.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

They say there are all kinds of mel in the world. Ever hear of a kinC that didn't talk enough?
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
HENRYS WELCOME
 ID HE SUFFRAGISTS

Last week the National Conven- tion of the Womans Suffrage Asso- citation met in Louisville, Kentucky, when Uncle Henry Waterson girded his loins and wrote the following editorial extending chivalrous wei come to the ladies and equally un- We come words about their cause :
 The feminine convocation which begins it's sessions today in Louis vile puts the Courier-Journal at a certain disadvantage.
 There are times when even the most oracular are at a loss quite clearly to see and surely to decide whether 10 laugh, or to whistle. t Is not always easy to sit steady n the boat The narrow strip of ter ritory lying between the devel and [ deep, blue sea or, as We some. tines rudely put 1t in our vernaca- far, betwixt hell and the ironworks --is so studded with masked batter ies and rifle pits that safe transit seems hopeless.
 Ae a rule, one has to shut his eyes and trust to his legs, blessing his good fortune if he gets across with skin intact and whole bones. The present array raises such 2 dilemma It is most imposing. We dare not laugh, and wz are alto gether tco polite to whistle.
 Let us at once relieve the tension by saying that the strangers within our gate are heartily welcome. Hos pitality at least knows no sex. But, upon the threshold, we are met by the embarrassment of not knowing just how without offense to ad dress our rather d.sconcertin guests. Some of them We are to resent the title of lady. as over formal, whilst others ref -ct the pel,atiou Of women as ;oo fam liar: the Cour.er- Journal canno say Eel ow- adies or Fellow wouen" ecause resuraab y, r'er cUrna f he- a mere r ar i' re-a
 to 70 a.
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
MERCY. DOES THE MAN EAT IT? Gra Cf fha xuauf sHEs

FOR SALE-FILTER BY YOUNi MAN WITH CHARCOAL FILL ING.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

About all this country got with T am was 'eprosy, and the privilege of doing scavenger work nagrantly reelected by the citizens of that is land.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
1%B 0F SEMINOLE CHIEF
Tave1er Tells of Amusing IascrIptIon On an Old Monument In St.
 Augustine, Fla.

Recently" said a traveller. while n the old town of St Augustine. Fla my attention vas attracted by a mag. cent specimen of bibiscus tree in full blossom It was growing in the ear Of drug store on the southwest ceEner of Orange and Cordova streets Stopping for a moment to admire it was surprised to discover beneath It's branches an old stone monument. evidently of great antiquity. almost completely concealed by it's blossoms. The monument bears no date. and persistent inquiry failed to elicit any information as to its origin or his tory
 Tt Is about four feet in height. and eears the following epitaph on it's side:
 'NOTIs
 This N-rTv eIaborats
 Pile
 Is erackted in mems-g
 of Tolomato
 A seminole irgine Cte=F
 Whnos wiEwarnl studd on This s3oI and surroundings
 Wee eherris his Uemery ss he was a good EarIed rnesf
 He who'd knot take voor skaip without you begged hir t1 dc go. or pSde him sum mummy
 He ailways akied
 more Ike a cilrlstshuu
 gentleman than Q
 savage ing,ae
 Let aim F. l. F.'
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
untry To " n
 Sdy.nes
by Ed" Howe

Ever remark how often heroes are changed? A hero seldom lasts three months.
 They say there are all kinds of men in the world. Ever hear of a kind that didn't talk enough?
 Haven't you said a thousand times you wouldn't stand certain things and then stood them3 If a man makes a prediction. peo le forget it, if 1t does not come true 1; ut he will not let them forget t if i cones true.
 A woman I once knew got her hands dirty as often as boy, and il was a joke among her children to say to her: Ma, look at your hands,"
 About all this country got with T am was 'eprosy, and the privilege of doing scavenger work 1agrantly reelected by the citizens of that Is. land.
 What has become of the old-fash- toned children who were sent over to tho neighbors about once a year, and came back to find new baby at their house.
 A husband doesn't like it very well when his wife takes his arm, on the street. but he likes il less when she D4ts her head on his shoulder, in 8 si ray carriage. Chickens gre. voe' 'eal iiEc ea T rccsier wi'l te cock ot the az TT rcn'hs Tren yourg roosters vi q le hiu'. end ts h'ured, But -hr -e~rg ~e-s.rs vi'l kre7 at n n el'-~ n-'-'sh ~'e-' "at'er''v sn7 s~
 tNr -'' rro4' VII teNc~e sn
 't-t onc cf ''e rosters wi ]
 ~+cn = hens vii rush
 ~n- ernr a-4 ~av 10 a'ten
 the sorrner champion. ,copyrlsh, 1911. by George Matthew 'aa-sl
 assured. Le; tue government of Ali aora be in accord with the government et washin gton.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

Ever remark how often heroes are changed? A hero seldom lasts three months.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27
ANCESTRY.

Copyright. IuL, C \. ALther.
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

What has become of the old-fesh- toned children who were sent over 10 tho neighbors about once year, and came back to find new baby at their house.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

Advertise in the Reviev.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

A husband doesn't like it very well when his wife takes his arm. on the street. but he likes it less when she D4ts her head on his shoulder, in 8 si "sy carriage.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

WHAT DRIVES STATION AGENTS
 CRAZY. Dc you suppose No. lT aln be in
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-27

eat her ca and ha ii
 does not corce1e tai no man q all. So how is -se |ourier-Journg to proceed and what is it to sa in order that it may no rerpetra some absurd so'ecism, or gaucAeri for, mark YOU, in its own clums' way, the CourieT-JouTna' has bee fighting the woman battle fc e1lsnr ~atic- ire at -t u 'r5
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
He Kills Himself
Because Wife Would
Not Live With Him
John Grey is Dependent Because His
Bride of Ten Months
Spurns Him.

Because his bride "a ten months. who had
left him but week previous, following a
petty quarrel. would not return and live
with him, Jack sullivan, aged p years. COM
United suicide in the presence Of his wife
and mother-in-law BY taking carbolic acid.
About week ago sullivan and his wife
had a 'spat." Mrs. sullivan left and went 10
live with her mother. Mrs Ida Brown at ISL
California street Her husband, who has
been out of work for some time. came TO
where his wife was living Monday morning
and asked that she come back and live with
him. The request was refused and Grey
Immediately lifted a two-ounce bottle to
his lips. Mrs. Brown. who was near the
man at the time, knocked the bottle from
his lips. but not until he had drained IL
That sullivan was prepared for such a move
was borne out by the fact that when he
entered the room where his wife was. he
had vaseline smeared over his lips. He
died on the way TO the hospital in the
police ambulance
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
Beaver Collecting
Products Exhibit
Burlington Land Man Will Soon Tour
States with Special Car Laden
with Wyoming Grain.

n. Glenn Deaver. the Burlington land
man. has gone 10 the Big Horn country
to fill his car With agricultural exhibits
that will be taken east this fan and winter.
pesver and his car will return TO Omaha
on August q, and for day or two there
after II will be parked az the east end Of
the Omaha PASSENGER station. where II
will be open 10 inspection.
beavers first stop will be made at
Harden, Mont. From there he viii go to
Billings and thence down into wyoming.
stopping at Powell. Cody. wollond. Basin
and Thernopolis The exhibits, consist
ing Of grains. vegetables and fruits, are
gathered by the commercial clubs OF the
respective towns.
After leaving Omaha. the exhibit car will
so 10 Des Moines. where Il will remain
during the Iowa state fair. From there Il
will go TO Lincoln. exhibiting at the Ne
braska state fair. From there Il will 20
to Sioux City. after which it will start on
its eastern tour. going as far as the At
lantic states
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
MANUFACTURERS PARADE BIG
Plan Now is to Have at Least Fifty
Floats in the Parade.
ALL ARE TO BE LIVE FLOATS
Idee of the scheme T. 20 show vIs-
itOEs that Omaha Is Really "A
Live ManufscturinW
ToWu.

In putting on a parade on the afternoon
Of October 8. the Omaha manufacturers
will have contributed to Ak-Sar- Sen one OF
its greatest daylight attractions. over fifty
floats with machinery. electric lights and
noise will make the peagant one Of the
greatest Of its kind ever aattempted here
The primary object is to impress upon
the minds OF the public that Nebraska is
an important manufacturing state Many
realize this. but few have any conception
OF its greatness.
In the parade. which will not be limited
TO Omaha manufacturers. each float will
have some kind of machine turning out
the product representing the manufacturer
who owns the float and from each OF the
floats will be given souvenirs or samples.
At least fifteen bands will be in line. and
music and noise will reign supreme.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
Miserable Thief
Takes Kings Bank
Janitor Hoarded His Small Change
Until He Had Fifteen Dollars,
Only to Lose It.

J. Z. King janitor. was frugal He is
not a second silas Mariner. nor could he
even be called penurious. But every
spare piece OF change" he received for
beating rugs, moving furniture or busting
book shelves. he deposited in a little
bank Of his own. Occasionally he liked to
rattle the bank. II was a musical rattle
He kept the bank on his writing desk in
the basement Of the Cornish apartments
1t contained SIS. not counting the last q
cents he had dropped into It, 1t was al
ways within reach. Last night II was
within reach Of a stranger who had en-
tered unwelcomed between $50 and Ii
o'clock. King told the police about his loss.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
WOULD MAKE RATES UNIFORM
Warehouse Men Discuss Matter at the
semi-Annusl Meeting.
MEETINe AZ OOMMERC1AL Glue
VIII Go 60 the Den This Evening
90 BE Food for the CannibRI
Crew-MaBy Are In At
tendance.

Twenty-one members Of the Central
Warehousemen's clubz held the opening ses-
sion Of the two-day semi-snnual meet Non
day at the Commercial club. and after dts
posing Of routine business started in on
Che most important questions that has ever
come Up before the club in its history-get-
ting uniform storage rate This question
will be brought up this afternoon and will
be voted upon to see whether the fixed
rate is adopted or not
Officers 20 serve for the ensuing year
we're chosen and VA A. Brown Of st. Jo-
seph, No was elected president. John Be
kins Of this city was selected as vice-presi-
dent and d. p Benedict Of Denver. was re-
elected secretary and treasurer.
Following the election Of officers, during
an informal discussion, the storage rate
question was brought up. The rate for
storing merchandise. household goods, etc,
Is considerably cheaper than in Denver
and in Kansas City the rate is lower By
g per cent than the Omaha charge. In
this way large firms who store hundreds
Of thousand Of dollars Of merchandise pat
ronize warehouses hundreds Of miles away.
The saving on the warehouse charges on
large amounts OF merchandise would
amount to much more than the freight
In the cheapest place is a great one. This
question will come up late this afternoon,
and will be voted upon
The early part Of this afternoons session
was taken up in a discussion Of the various
problems presented in the transfer, moving
and storage business and in widening the
acquaintanc among the members.
Tonight the warehouse men will be the
guests Of Samson at the Ak-Sar- Ben Den
The followins were present when the roll
was called: II. II. Howard, George Z.
Turner r. V. WeIker A. r. Benedict. all
OF Denver; L. Hines Of Des Moines; c. 8.
Blackburn, d. A. Morr. w. n. Teeter of
Kansas City, Mo: J. H. Lopez OF Lincoln,
Neb.; John Bekins. W. w. Roller. c. H.
Gratten. w. H. Bushman sndd II. A. Cole
man OF Omaha; H. z. Ewsert. X. J.
Schenckloth, of Davenport Ia. X. j. Van
derveer Of Sapulpa, O9ll.; Richard wyker
Of Oklahoma City Okl.; w. F. Vernon
Omaha II. f. Brooks, Kansas City; ].
Veen, Peoria. III.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
HOOdoo is Defeated
by Combination of
Friday and Thirteen
If Properly Adjusted Two Thirteens
Will Counterbalance III Luck
of a Friday.

Two thirteens viii more than counter
balance the IN luck OF Friday. This fac
can be substanuated by Mrs. Fred Mann
S1l South Thirty-first street Her house
number properly arranged will make a
couple of more thirteens.
Last Friday she mortgaged her furniture
70 secure 500 to buy medicine for her sick
husband and TO pay doctor bills. She lost
he $l6o before she got home.
She stiil had Sis saved, and this she kept,
woman-like in her bosom. She went out
% the well Sunday, the thirteenth, and
iropped the money into the depths. and
With it her spirits literally collapsed
Hoping that the 500 might be found,
hnce she was now penniless, sHe went to
he police station and learned that the
money lost last Friday had been recovered.
Mrs. Mann is happy again.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
CORNERSTONE IS LAID
FOR ST. JOHNS CHURCH
COlOred Church that IL II 20 be Re-
modelled Lays stone with
Masonic Ceremonies.

The cornerstone OF the remodeIIed ST
Johns church at Eighteenth and Webster
streets vas laid Sunday afternoon with sp-
propr1ate Masonic ceremonies. The Ex-
eelsior lodge OF the Ancient Freen and Ae-
eepted hasons and other prominent lodges
or eolOred masons participated Rev. W. s.
Dyett the pastor. delivered an address
Other eolored elergymen assisted. The new
building VIII be occupied by the church
about November
Omaha daily bee., 1911-08-15
TRUSTY ESCAPES FROM
THE DOUGLAS COUNTY JAIL
Jumps from window on the Fourth
Floor 90 Adjoining Roof and
Gets Away.

Ed Smith, a trusty at the county Jail and
who had but ten more days to serve
escaped from the fail by jumping from the
kitchen on the fourth floor, where he was
washing, to the roof of another building
about twenty feet below. From the roof
he dropped TO the ground about fifteen feet
further. and ran up an alley, followed by
squad Of bluecoats and county jail at
tendants. He has not yet been captured.
Smith has been in the county jail for
eighty days. having been sent there for
alleged petit larceny.