The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-02-24


Hatred is worse habit than cigar.
tie smoking, and harder to break.
When a man tries TO drown his
roubles in goblet. he only irrigates
hem
No man ever gets SO poor that he
ant offer something, usually suC-
,estiou.
Physicians nearly always act sur.
,rised when they find their patients
improved.
No chorus girl can ever hope to get
Ter board from the cafe scene in Il
'omic opera.
Some of the varieties OF people il |
axes to make the world hardly seem
o do their share.
How many married men can spend |
IN evening at home without being |
asked for money?
Father rarely has time for fads, |
being so busy paying for those his |
cultivate.
You may eXaSgerate occasionally, |
but you won't be accused of It as
often as the gas meter is.
One of the most pitiful sights in
own is man void of ambition. Re
member this and get busy.
While enthusiasm is contagious to
a degree, don't waste all yours trying
10 inculcate the whole town.
There is no need OF looking for trou
bic. Get elected to the city council
and trouble will come to you.
Occasionally one meets man SO
he bames his blunders
on Fate instead of his friends.
So many women believe men join
lodges just to get another excuse for
coming down town after supper.
What has become Of the old fash.
Toned woman who saved all the paper
sacks that came from the grocery?
Plenty of people reserve the bulk of
their politenesS for occasions when
they figure on asking for something.
AS a rule, there is little complaint
against those who cant pay their
debts; it is against those who won't.
An old fashioned industrious wo.
mans idea of shiftlessness is to do
the washing on any day but Monday.
1t isn't the man who really has a
past who runs it in serial
form for the benefit of his steady girl.
1t doesn't ease the grief of the be.
object of their tears is better off dead.
1t is every dentists opinion that
few people take good care of their
teeth, and the dentists must be right
TO be so numerous.
When boy gets the notion in his
head that he can make money selling
junk, Mother has to watch the cook
stove pretty closely.
An Atchison woman says most men
who have been married twice. treat
their second wives a heap better than
they did their first ones.
There are still tor still are) a few
people who don't understand how a
reporter can get an interview without
resorting to shorthand.
Not every maiden can become the
heroine of novel, but there are a
few in real life as useless and tire.
some as the noval variety.
What has become of the old fash
Toned man who thought he couldn't
keep house without a bootjack and a
box Of vegetable liver pills?
In homes where father is strong
for discipline, the children believe
father would have made a great trag-
edian had he taken to the stage.
Lacking the artistic temperament
and other Finer Sensibilities, We are
unable to see great deal of differ
ence between nude and naked.
Whenever a man tries to sell me
anything" said Count MCGOWAN this
morning, "he is so enthusiastic won.
der he doesn't keep it himself"
While it may take a smart man to
play a good game OF checkers, a
smart man can do number OF things
Of more importance 10 the race.
Occasionally there is a woman who
can put up with a worthless man
pretty we'll because OF the satisfaction
she gets telling him about her sue
cessful kin.
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