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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-11-10
l Big Auto Races For $5O,OOO Prize
Two Cars Already Entered in Event Scheduled For
 Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Nov. 10-1t'S remark able what $50,00O purse will do. The one in question, carried by. the 5OO- mile race to be held on the Motor Speedway here, has already attracted entries. Although the contest is far off-not until next Memorial Day two machines have been named. These. are the products of the Stutz receive numbers 1 and 2. Gil Anderson, who drove the Stutz car to eleventh place in the last 800 mile International Sweepstakes race, has been chosen as the pilot of No. l. Although no driver has been nom- mated for entry No. 2, it is considered likely that Dave Lewis, who drove the Stutz into the sixth place in the free-for-all race at Santa Monica on Oct IA, will be named. Lewis was the teammate of Teddy Tetzlaff in the last 500 mile race, and was injur- ed when the Lozier collided with the Pope Hartford, driven by Louis Dis- brow.
 The Stutz has been called "The car that made good in a day." because of it's performance in finishing the last 800 mile race, as the model which competed in that race was the first to be built by the factory. Because
 
 Car Go. was organized and the fac tory is now turning out many of the speeding models.
 Designer Harry Stutz and Gil An derson the driver, have been work ing on the new models for the last few days They declare that they are in a position to turn out better racing cars than those they entered in the last five-century grind. The Indian apolis Motor Speedway management expects that several other early en- tries will be made within the next two or three weeks.
 The 800 mile race to be staged next year will be different from the last contest in several respects. The purse has been doubled, $50,0OO being offer ed instead of $25,000. The minimum weight has been dropped from 2,300 pounds to 2,O00 pounds, while the from seventy-five miles an hour to be shown in a quarter-mile trial to sev- enty-fve miles an hour to be shown in a full lap of the two and a half mile brick track.
 Only thirty cars will be allowed to compete in this contest, while forty started in the last one. The eligibil- ity of the starters is to be determin- ed in competitive speed trials, the thirty fastest cars having the opor- tunity to compete.
 A determined effort will be made to bring about six of the best foreign drivers here with their imported cars to enter into competition with the Americans. The other conditions of the race will be practically the same as existed during the contest held last Memorial Day.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-11-10
AUTO KILLS SCHOOL BOY.

Hartford, Nov 10-Robert Glanz, 2 years old, son of Harry H. Glanz, of North street, while on his way to school, was struck by an automobile owned by the Capital City Automobile Company, at Windsor street, near Pleasant, yesterday afternoon, and died at the Hartford hospital an hour later. The driver of the automobile, W. K. Cosgrove, has been placed un- der arrest until the case is investi- gated.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-11-10
STAMFORD BRIEFS.

William Budding left for Florida, the first of the week to remain all winter. He will engage in the fish business.
 Stratford furnished an unusual dele gation at the Park theatre in Bridge port Wednesday night, when Francis Wilson was heard. It consisted of c. F. Braitling and his five daughters, who reside on Broad street this town. The family occupied seats in one row and attracted attention. It is doubt full if any other town in the state can furnish a like number of hand some and we'll dressed young ladies from one family.
 Mrs. COndee, who with her brother, occupies the Walker residence on King street, is very ill of pneumonia.
 The Farmers dance and supper which was slated for last night will take place next Tuesday night at the town hall. The affair will be given by StratfOrd lodge, Shepherds of Bethlehem and will be unique. Those
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-11-10
NEW CHARITY SOCIETY
 BEGINS OPERATIONS
Rooms Rented and Convassers Busy and uccessful-Merchants Offer
 Donations.

The newly organized Stratford Char ity Society is meeting with remark able success at the outset and the canvassers report daily additions to the membership and also a remark able interest by everyone approached
 Rooms have been rented in the Gen. eral Walker house where the meeting will be held and sewing can be done
 A stOrehouse will be established there where stock of supplies will<be con- stantly kept for emergency calls. Mer- chants here and in Bridgeport have offered to assist in the movement by donations of different articles needed by the society and others will make gifts of cash. Miss Dorothy Wheeler, is chairman of the canvassing board. Donations may be made to her or to Mrs. H. LeRoy Lewis, Or to any of the canvassers. The society will be in working order in short time.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-11-10
MAYOR TIES KNOT.

Hartford, Nov. 10-Mayor Smith per- formed his first marriage since beins elected. at the City Hall, yesterday He tied a nuptial knot for Joseph Ku- ziesla and Isabella Miller, both of Springfield, Mass, with department officials acting as witnesses.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-11-10
Wines
 and Liquors

Hunters Rye, ..1.r-.t.-......>.-. 9Oc Klrk's Old Crow, .........o... S1.00 Duffy's Malt, ..........-.... soc Heublein's Fostoria, 1a pt. ..-..... 20c Heublein's Fostoria, pt. !. .,.... .,. 39c Heublein's Fostoria, qts., -. ..-...-. 75c Heublein's Federal Club, qts. .... .99c Heublein's Old Raven, qts., .... .99c Heublein's Cocktails, ..... 9Oc Heublein's Apple & Honey, ...... .43c Heublein's Apple 6 Honey, ..... soc Eeublein's Sunnyside Sherry .. 39c Heublein's Sunnyside Port, ...,... .39c Texfant Holland Gin, a pt., ...... 20c Texfant Holland Gin, 1 pt., ....... 3oc
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
PRESByTERY OF THE
CUMBERLAND CHURCH
PLEASANT MOUNT
MEETS THERE TUESDAY FOR A
SESSION LASTING THREE
DAYS.
EXAMINING COMMITTEE MEETS
Rev. T. H. Porter, of Columbia,
Is Chairman of the Com
mittee, and is at Work Today--Fif-
ty Churches in RichIand Presbytery
Mondays Daily.)

Rev. T. II. Porter, pastor of the
Tabernacle c. P. church here, is at
Glendale today, as chairman of the ex-
amining committee of the Richland
Presbytery. The Presbytery convanes
at Pleasant Mount c. P. church Tues
day, April IS.
There are fifty churches in this
Presbytery, although the territory
covered is not as large as the number
of churches would indicate. it is
expected that there will be very
good attendance at the three days
session of the Presbytery.
The meeting will be called torder
tomorrow by Hon. ]. c. Hanna, who
is the retiring moderator of the Pres
bytery. The business of organization
will be the principal business con
Quoted during Tuesday. The repre-
sentatives of the local congregation
are Rev. T. H. Porter, the minister
and Capt. J. H. RUSSELL
( The entertainment arrangement
are in the hands of W. A. Denham. o.
Groveland, who Is the chairman of thu
entertainment committee.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
LARGE ATTENDANCE
At MEETING OF THE
MAURY CONTEST
BOARD OF TRADES BOYS AS
SEMELE TO HEAR INTEREST
ING DISCUSSION.
ARE ADDRESSED By F. D. FULLER
Government Expert Tells the Men,
bers How to Grow the Great Staple
Crop Of Tennessee-secretary J. |.
Finney Explains the Rules.

There was a largely attended meet
ing of the contestants in the Board
of Trades best yield to acre corn
contest this morning at the court
house, when addresses were deliver
ed by j. l. Finney, Secretary OF the
Board of Trade and Frank d. Full
Ter, of Nashville, U. S. Department
of Agriculture expert.
A very large proportion of the
members OF the contest were present
and in addition several Of the lead
ing farmers of the county attending.
The county court room was packed
and great deal of interest was
shown.
The meeting was called to order by
Secretary Finney who briefly outlined
the purposes and objects of the con-
test, urging the boys to do their level
best He explained to them the rules
to govern the contest and told the
boys that whether they won prize
or not they would never regret the
extra effort that they had made and
that any increase in the former yield
would be a source of satisfaction to
them as long as they lived
Mr.. Fuller spoke at some length on
the cultivation of corn. He describ-
ed the preparation of the land, being
a strong advocate of deep blowing. He
next urged proper seed selection tell
ing the boys that much depended on
good seed. He then told them Of the
three constituent elements Of plant
life, potash, nitrogen and phosphate.
He said that the soil in this section
generally had plenty of potash and
phosphate but that 1t did need nitro
gen and especially was this true
where a corn crop was grown.
Mr.. Fuller described the best and
most scientific methods for the cult
walton of the corn crop. He was sew
eral times interrupted with questions
from farmers present showing the
deep interest that all felt in the 90.
easion Mr.. Fuller's address was very
instructive and helpful and made q
lasting impression.
A brighter, more intelligent and
more determined lot Of boys have
not been assembled together in Co
: lumbia in many days than those who
heard the discussion this morning,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
RESOLUTION OF
THANKS PASSED
PRESBYTERY Off.
clALLY EXPRESSES ITS
GRATITUDE.

At the closing session Of the Colum-
bia Presbytery, held at the Frieison
Memorial church, the following reso-
lutions we're passed Dy the Presby-
terry.
Resolved, That the Columbia Pres
bytery express It's thanks to the dear
people of the Frierson Memorial con-
gregation for their cordial reception
and hospltable entertainment during
the session of the Presbytery held IN
the Frierson Memorial church, and
that the resolution be read from the
pulpit by the pastor OF the church,
and that the same be published In the
daily paper"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
SONG
SERVICE AT CHURCH
METHODiSTS HAVE A MOST DE-
LIGHTFUL PROGRAM ON SUN
DAY EVENING.

Beautiful and impressive was the
song service at the First Methodist
church on Sunday night. The audito-
rum was crowded with appreclative
listeners. The entire program was
most capably rendered, rejecting the
highest credit upon Mrs Chas. H.
Sharp, the capable directress OF the
choir. Deserving Of special mention
were the solos by Miss Lillian McGav-
ock, Mrs. John Cant, Miss Brownlow
and Mrs. Sharp. The following pro-
gram was rendered:
Organ Voluntary-Mrs. Ella Kelly.
Prayer-Dr. Dinwiddie.
Anthem, Jesus Christ, the King OF
Glory. Chorus Choir.
Solo, One Sweetly Solemn
Thought Lillian McGayock.
Ladies Chorus, Nearer My God to
Thee"
Scripture Reading-Rev Haggard.
Chorus, They Have Taken Away
My Lord,"-Vance Carpenter, Clar-
ence Harmon, Misses Samuels and
Shields and Chorus Choir.
Trio, Memory "-Mesdames, Geo
Martin, Raymond Addison and Chas
Sharp.
Solo, The Triumph Of Life"-Mrs
John Cant.
Short Talk by Pastor-Dr. Hag
gard.
Solo, "Gloria"-Mrs. Chas. Sharp.
Anthem, The Lord Is Risen'-Mrs
Addison, Miss Emma Claire Moore
Miss Porter and Chorus Choir.
The Sunday morning services al
this church were largely attended
and a most eloquent sermon on The
Risen Christ was preached by the pas
tor, Rev. W. T. Haggard.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
FIFTY DOLLARS
FINE AND COSTS
ASSESSED AGAINST MT. PLEAS
ANT MAN FOR CARRYING
WEAPONS.

A fine of $50 and costs was assess
ed in the county criminal court Fri
day morning against Allen Ramsey,
of Mt. Pleasant, on charge Of carry
ing a pistol. The charge against Ram
sey grew out Of quarrel over card
game, which he had some time ago
with a man named Mcdaniel. In the
fight that followed Mcdaniel was shot
and died about a week later. Two
cases against Will Black, one for
public profanity were submitted, and
he was fined $40 and costs in each
case. The criminal court adjourned
until April 20, at which time about
fifteen cases for gaming will be call
ed. This will close the docket for
the April term.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
DEDMAN
OBTAINS BAND FOR
THE GREAT OCCASION
ORGANIZATION OF THE INDUS
TRIAL SCHOOL TO BE HERE
ON SATURDAY,.
COMING WITH TILL LEGISLATURE
Every indication Points to Next Sat
urday Being the Greatest Day in
the History of the Pleasure Loving
Folk of Old County Of Maury. !

AS the result of a visit of President
Dedman to Nashville on Friday the
Industrial School Band, one Of the
best aggregations of musical talent
in the country, has been secured for
Next Saturday The band will come
down with the legislative special and
will spend the entire day in Column
bia and be at the disposal OF the
Board of Trade.
Recognizing the necessity for
good band for the big events of the
coming week President Dedman went
to Nashville on Friday and after In
terviewing President Kilvington, of
the Industrial School, and Hon.
Whiteford R. Cole, President of the
Board of Trustees, he obtained their
consent for the band to come to Co.
lumbia next Saturday. The band will
come out with the members OF the
legislature and return on the special
train.
Everything is moving off with clock
like precision for the big events of
next week. Manager McGaw, of the
local attractions, is hard at work and
is confident that he will be able to
pull off some big races and other
attractive stunts at the grounds. An
exhibition drill by the cadets of the
Military Academy is one of the prob
abilities.
Since the best portion of the Legis
lature has been forced to go to Ala
bama to protect the honor of the
State a large number of the members
of the Board of Trade and citizens Of
the town generally have lost some Of
their interest and enthusiasm In en-
pertaining the guests of next week
However, this is manaifestly thu
wrong idea. While it is true tina
comparatively few members Of thu
Board of Trade have any respect TO
the politics of the present House ant
+ Senate majorities, they are member
of the Legislature Of Tennessee AM
the invited guests of the city Of Co
lumbia and every effort should ant
doubtless will be made to give then
a cordial reception. A neat sum ha
already been secured to provide TO
. the entertainment Of the guests.
Again, Gov. Hooper, the courageou
young chief executive of the State
who dares to do the right at all times
) is coming and is assured of mos
hearty welcome. It is presumed tina
the Governor will come out on tn
Legislative special. With porto
= of the Legislature, the Governor an
l. the Industrial School band, the aeris
= flights, the horse and auto races an
= an exhibition drill the day will be
/ memorable one for Maury county.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
HALF THOUSAND
NAMES ON PAPER
ALMOST THAT NUMBER SIGNED
TO ANTl.RECiPRoClTY
PETITION.

A petition signed by nearly i've
hundred prominent farmers Of Maury
county has been prepared, and will be
mailed tomorrow to the Tennessee
Senators and Representatives in Con.
gress. This petition opposes the
passage oy Congress Of the bill pro-
posed providing a reciprocity agree
ment with Canada. Friends OF the
measure, however, express little fear
that the bill will be defeated.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
A|RSH|PS ARRIVE FOR
AERIAL MEET At THE
LOCAL FAIR GROUNDS
SOUTH SIDE PARK TAKES ON A
BUSY APPEARANCE IN
PREPARATION.
SATURDAY WILL Be Big ,AY
Nashville Industrial School Band Will
Accompany Gov. Hooper and Some
Members of the Legislature Here
on Special Train.
Monday S Daily.)

South Side Park is taking on a busy
appearance for the aviators and me-
chanics are busily at work there put
ting together the aeroplanes which
will be seen in the fight at the park
Friday and Saturday of this week.
One of the aeropfanes came in Satur-
day afternoon, and the other one is
expected to arrive in a short time.
G. Milton Dunlap, one of the avia-
tors, has charge Of the work of put
ting together his bi-plane, which is of
the Gates pattern. The start will be
made from the race track, which is
the most favorable place on the lot,
although it is rather small to secure
a good running start for the airship.
Arrangements for the other attrac-
tons are going forward rapidly, and
the horse show and automobile races
will be pulled off during the two days.
Jno. J. McGaw has charge of this end
of the entertainment.
Saturday will be the big day of the
aero exhibition. On that day the In
dustrial School band, of Nashville
with Governor Hooper and part oil
the legislature, will come from Nash
vile on a special train, furnished by
the L. G. n. Railroad, to be present
at the meeting. The Board of Trade
will be the hosts Of the distinguished
visitors from the State Capitol
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21

A Reliable Mediclne-Not A Narcotic
Mrs. F. Marti, st. Joe, Mich, says:
"Our little boy contracted severe
bronchial trouble and as the doctors
medicine did not cure him, gave
him Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound in which l have great faith.
1t cured the cough as well as the
choking and gagging spells, and he
got well in short time. Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound has many
times saved us much trouble and We
are never without It in the house. -
BROOKS DRUG co.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
Beware Of ointn,ents for catsrrh That
Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense OF smell and completely derange
the whole system when entering II
through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except
Oil prescriptions from reputable physi
clans, as the damage they will do Is
ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney
& Co., Toledo, O., contains no mer'
curry, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you got
the genuine. It Is taken internally
and made in Toledo, Ohio, by r. J
Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75c per
bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
CITY
is ON THE LIST
ENTERED AMONG TOWNS HAv-
ING NEW INDUSTRIES DUR.
ING THE WEEK.

The Trademarks Weekly Review Of
the new industries places a 5000 au-
to and machine company in Mt. Pleas
ant. Following are the new indus
tries in Tennessee:
johnson City-$10,O00 hospital COM
pany.
Knoxville-$2O.O0O marble compa-
ny.
Lenoir City-$1O,000 hight and pow
er company.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. milling compa'
ny.
Nashville-$5,O0 900 harness company
Mt Pleasant-$5,000 auto and ma
chine company.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
FORTY-EIGHT NEW
CASES ARE FILED
ELEVEN OF THESE ARE DIVORCE
BILLS IN THE CHANcERY
COURT.

OF the forty-eight new cases on the
docket of the chancery court for the
April term, which meets mere next
Monday, eleven of them are divorce
cases. There are over 800 cases on
the docket, however, but the great
majority of these are cases that have
been on the docket for sometime, be-
ing continued from one court TO an
other.
Judge Walter S. Bearden Is expect
ed to arrive here tomorrow afternoon
or Monday morning to open the
court.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
SENDS A GAVEL
TO JOHNSONlUS
SERGEANT At ARMS OF LOWER
HOUSE AND Mr.. OVERALL
THE DONORS.

W. B. Whitaker, sergeant at arms
of the lower house, and Mr.. Overall
this morning sent gavel to Hon. j.
], B. Johnsonius, speaker OF the Ala
hama Branch of the Tennessee Cen
eral Assembly, with headquarters at
Decatur. There is an inscription on
the gayel which says: You may use
this while sojourning in Decatur, and
two wears hence in Tennessee"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
Once Conductor Helped Back to Work

Once Conductor Helped Back to Work
Mr.. MILFORD Adams is his name ana
he writes: Il was confined to my
bed with chronic rheumatism ard
used two bottles of Fcley's Kidney
Remedy with good effect. The third
bottle put me on my feet and | re-
sumed work as conductor on the Lex.
ington, Ky, Street Railway. 1t Will
do all you claim in cases Of rheuma-
tism." II clears the blood or uric
acid. - BRooKS-LATIIAM DRUG
co.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
AT CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
Elders King and Sowell Greeted oy
Good Audiences In South
Columbia.

Elder T. S. King preached Sunday
morning to a large audience at the
South Columbia Christian church. Ell
der F. C. Sowell was greeted by an
other good congregation there Sun
day night.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
FOR CONTEST
AT HAMPSHIRE
schOOl THERE WILL ENTER
TAIN WITH A PROGRAM ON
NAV ~,

The Hampshire High School Will
hold a contest on May ~ between the
pupils Of the school. A medal will
be given to the winner Of the contest,
offered by Prof. W. q. Walters, prln'
cipal of the school, and his able corps
of assistants. The school has been
very successful during the spring
term
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21

For mild, easy action Of the low
els, single dose of Doan's Regulets
is enough. Treatment cures haoitual
constipation. 25 cents a box. Ask
your druggist for them.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
DR.. DINWIDDIE IN
SOUTH COLUMBIA
DELIVERS EASTER SERMON At
METHODIST CHURCH THERE
SUNDAY.

A large audience greeted Dr. A u.
Dinwiddie when he delivered his Eas-
ter sermon at the South Columbia
Methodist church Sunday morning
DR.. Dinwiddie delivered one OF his
usual entertaining and helpful ser
mons to the congregation
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-04-21
MAURY NATIONAL BANK
Capital 5000, 100000
Surplus & Profits. 100000
OFFICERS

Robt c. Church, President
J. F. Brownlow " Prest A Parker, Cashier c.,,o-
W p Ridley V. Pres't. H. B. Cochran,Jr AsstCashler
W. w IT, Pres't W. NJ. Chaffn, Asst Cashier
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puiIeys, Couplings and Shaftings in stock. All
tr1ub'a cases attended 10 promptly. Installing
rnginea Speciality. South High street. Colum-
bla. Tenn.
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