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Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Confused Narrative,

"Bliggins is the most careless fisher man 1 ever saw"
 Doesn't he have any luck?"
 Certainly not Why, in fixing up stories to tell his friends he doesn't even take the trouble to find out what kind of fish swim in the waters he visits"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
The Old Leqend,

Any old legends connected with this placer"
 Yes, there's a legend that the hotel used to be good once upon a time. That's what brought me here"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

neys. Neglect of t h e SC warnings may prove fatal. Begin using Doan's Kidney Pills. They cure sick kidneys. Mrs. M. A. Gam blin, Russellville, Ark, says: 'I was in such bad shape from kidney dis
 IIL
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

Deacon Jackson-De idea If de here after is kinder troublin me
 Parson Johnson-Dat shouldn't trouble you Jes' think, yo'u be Twin on milk and honey.
 Deacon Jackson-Dat's jes' what's de matter. Dat stuff always gives me de indigestion
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Reference to Aae RIIed Her.

MT. Wibbles-What fine dark hair you have, Miss Knox My wife. who is younger than you are. has her hair quite gray.
 Miss Knox-Yes. and if I'd been your wife no doubt my hair would have been gray, too
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Live Litterateur Resented.

You don't seem to care for any au- thors except those of previous gen. eration.
 Well" replied Mir. Cumrox. "I am kind O prejudiced in their favor You see, there's no chance that mother an the girls will invite em to parties to act supercilious and superior"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Wise Old Father,

Yes" said the young wife proudly. father always gives something ex- pensive when he makes presents"
 "So 1 discovered when he gave you away" rejoined the young husband Stray Stories
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Gloomy Outlook.

'I'd hate to live in a small town" 'I suppose you have reasons"
 Yes Just imagine what it would be like to be deathly sick with the only doctor in town your worst en emy."
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
He Had Put her Out.

Mrs Casey (sitting up in bed)- Moike, did yez put out the cat?
 Mr Casey-Oi did.
 Mrs. Casey-Oi don't believe 1t! Mr. Casey-Well, if yez think Oi'm a liar, get up and put 'er out yersilf. The Sketch.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Saw It's Advantaoes.

Old Maid-But why should a great strong man like you be found begging? |?
 Wayfarer-Dear lady, it is the only profession I know in which a gentle man can address a beautiful woman without an introduction. - London Sketch.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
No onense Intended.

Say, mother; hasn't the flamingo nose exactly like Uncle Moritz?"
 You shouldn't say unkind things like that. Trudi"
 Why, mother. the famingo can't hear"-Ulk
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Lost.

Whats the matter, my dear?"
 "Th-that steam roller ran over my ch-ch- chewing gum an now 1 c-cant find it anywhere Lila
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

The public has an inconsiderate way of remembering the prophet when the prophecy fails, and of forgetting him when it comes true
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

Constipation causes and seriously aggra- yates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar coated granules.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Gre,usnne Reuenne

You invite a great many people whom you don't really like to accom- pany you on your private yacht"
 Yes" replied the cynical person "I enjoy watching 'em get seasick"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Mean Insinuation,

Did you notice how Mabel changed color the other day?"
 Well. suppose the kind she was asing before didn't suit her com. DleXion
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
DANGER, SIGNALS.

Sick kidneys give unmistakable sig hals of distress. Too frequent or scanty urinary passages, backache, headache and dizzy spells tell of disordered kid
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

After all, young women judge a man more by his accomplishments than by what he has accomplished.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

Pain and Swelling seldom indicate in- ternal organic trouble. They are usually the result of local cold or inflammation which can be quickly removed by Hamlins Wizard Oil.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Notable Acuuisition.

First Imp-Ananias won't be so lonely now.
 Second Imp-Why?
 First Imp-There's theatrical press agent coming tomorrow.-Puck.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Mad About It.

'Binks is just crazy about being up to-date."
 How does he show it?" "He is trying to get his parrot a wireless cage"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces infamnar ton, allayS pain, cures winC collie, 25c bot se-
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Distinction.

Senator Lotsmann-Who is this Nc Chunkerson that wants a consulship, and what claim has he on me for a political job?
 Private Secretary-He says he's the only man who hasn't been mentioned as candidate for governor of Hi nois.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

A man isn't necessarily an artist because he draws comparisons.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
The Humor of It.

Stella-Were you shopping today? ? Bella-Yes, got some things to ex- change.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue; much better than liquid blue. Delights the laundress. All grocers.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

People who take the will for the deed never break into the millionaire class
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

Miss Gusher-I understand, profes- sor. that you have mastered all the modern tongues.
 Professor Wise-AIl but my wife's
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

Bench and bar were largely represented
a the funeral of the late Daniel w. Bond
associate justice of the Massachusetts
superior court, Wednesday at Walthan.
Mass. During the funeral service bust
ness was suspended generally throughout
the city as a mark of respect to Judge
Bonds memory.
George S. Smith, retired wholesale
clothier, was Wednesday elected prest-
dent of the Boston Chamber of Commerce
by the directors of that institution. MI
Smith has been chairman of several of
the committees which accomplished con-
siderable work during the past two years
Theodore Economu and George Caloge-
IA, Greek importers of figs, cheese ana
olives, were sentenced in the United
states circuit court at New York Wednes-
day to four months imprisonment for be-
ing parties TO conspiracy with assistant
customs weighers to defraud the govern
nent out of duties through false weigh-
ing of importations. The merchants
pleaded guilty 10 the Indictment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
PLANNING FOR FUTURE.
Democratic Reapportonment Commit
tee Does Some Figuring.

The Democratic reapportionment
committee held an important meeting
Wednesday evening in tho room of the
legal affairs committee to consider the
matter of rearportionment OF the rep
resentative districts of the state. The
meeting was FASTENED by the publica-
ton of the completed census figures
Of the state.
several hours We're spent by the
committee in figuring combinations OF
contiguous territory and at the close
of the meeting information was recelv-
ed from what is considered to be a
reliable source that the members of
the committee had concluded that it
would be possible to redistrict the
state so that under ordinary circum-
stances they would have - fairly GER
tain Democratic representative classes
and perhaps dozen or more that
might be doubtful with the remain
der Republican.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
DISABLED TELEPHONE
Gives Fire $4,000 Chance in Coal
Offices at Sydney, N. s.

Sydney, n. s., Jan. 25.-The necessi-
ty of sending a messenger on loot to
notify the fire department gave hre
which broke out in the general offices
Of the Dominion Steel ana coal Co.
late today such a good start that the
building was destroyed. with loss
estimated at more than $4,000.
The fire started from some unknown
cause in the telephone repair room on
the top floor of the building, a three
story brick structure, and when it was
discovered by the operator. Alice Gill
lis. the telephone lines were useless.
Miss ellis vainly attempted to get a
connection with the city and remained
at her post so long that it was with
difficulty that she made her escape. A
messenger who was finally dispatched
was obliged to make the trip on foot.
The loss of papers, books and plans
will be most seriously felt by the COM
pany, as many of them were of great
value and will be difficult to dupli-
cate
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
AUGUSTA GENERAL HOSPITAL
Among institutions Appearing Before
Appropriations Committee.

4 number of charitable institutions
appeared before the committee on APP
preparations and financial affairs
Wednesday afternoon asking for aid
from the State, among them being the
Augusta General hospital and the w.
G. T. T.. Temporary Home for Children
Of Gardiner.
Hon. George E. Macomber of Angus
ia appeared for the proponents of the
resolve asking for appropriations for
the Augusta General hospital to the
amount of $4,000 for 1911 and the same
sum for 1912, also $4,000 for 1911 and the
same sum for 1912 for building, repairs
and maintenance. Mr. Macomber began
by giving the history of the work of
the hospital for the past 10 years and
explained how it's work had increased
until in 1910 it had 623 patients against
103 the first year. The amount of ter
ritory covered by the institution was
shown from the fact that 20 per cent.
of the patients of the past year came
from Waterville, Winslow, Clinton and
Oakland, while during another year
the hospital had patients from IA of the
lG counties of the State. The hospital
| is located in country which had no
| other hospital accommodations nearer
than Lewiston or Portland and was
the center of a population of 100000
people who were served by the hos
| pital.
| The hospital has a large charity de-
partment, explained Mr.. Macomber
During the past year it has treated pa
tlents for 131 weeks absolutely free OF
cost. Patients from the Industrial
School for Girls at Hallowell and the
| Children's Homes at Augusta and Gar
| diner. state institutions, We're treated
by the hospital free of charge The hos
| pital had district nurse at all times
ready to go into any poor family that
/ might need her services, without ex-
pense and during the past year the
lhosPltal~ had had GSa-ealls for that
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26

the left. The new card will be is
sued in sheets of Is when desired in
that form for printing purposes. The
sheets are two cards wide by nine
cards long. To be valid for postage
the cards must be cut to regulation
size.
A San Francisco man in a letter
to the post office department states
that he has made his Peace with
God" by enclosing to the department
10 50 cent stamps as the equivalent
of the amount which he says he alb
stracted from a letter many years ago.
The letter. he ads, was signed Kid"
and he did not know where IT came
from. The writer also indicates that
he was at one time engaged in the
moonshine whiskey business in Ar
kansas and as he now has Come in
to the great light he proposes to re-
fund to the government the amount
of revenue Which he avaded IN mat
b;1SinnSS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
LEGAL AFFAIRS.

The Committee on Legal Affairs will
give public hearings as follows:
JANUARY 81. 1911, at . O'Clock P. NJ.
No. s. An Act establishing a juvenile
court tReserred from last LEGISLATURE.
No. .. Act relative to the licensing of
plumbers tReferred from last LegiSla-
ture.1
FEBRUARY /. 1911 at o'clock p NJ.
No 10. Act relative to the purchase Of
ferred from last Legislature.
No II. Act to establish the Kingman
Municipal. Court. Referred from las,
legislature.
No. 49, Act to enlarge to village ceme-
terry at Bowdoinham.
No. AZ Act to establish a reformatory
for women.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY ., . P. NJ,
No. il. Act to authorize the Mousan
Water Company to increase its capital
stock and extend to Fortunes Rocks.
No. 16. Act to permit the plantation OF
Highland to assume the maintenance Of
its roads and bridges.
and Public Laws relating TO notice To
casualty insurance companies of injury.
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY :.
No. Is. An Act Ia establish the York
shire municipal court.
No. 10. An Act to amend law relating
to the packing ana branding of apples.
No. 30 An Act relating to numbering
operations.
No. u. An Act to grant certain powers
to the Southwest fIarhor Water COM
pany.
No. %. An Act to amend Public Laws
i'm relation 10 the marking OF historical
sites.
No. %. An Act to authorize York Light
& Heat Company 10 acquire additional
prOpertV
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY Is,

WEDNESDAY,. FEBRUARY Is, . p. NJ.
No. ID. An Act TO extend the close
time on caribou and to provide Tor a
close time on bull moose.
No n. on an Act to regulate nshing
in certain waters in the Rangeley Lake
region, so-called, in Oxford county and
in Franklin county. with petition of T..
+. Colburn and 81 others, residents of
Middle Dam and vicinity, asking for
same-that the law be changed so that
open season on fishing for land-locked
salmon, trout and togua In kennebago
lake, Little Kennebago stream, Kenneba
go stream. Mooselucmaguntic lake, Cup
suptic lake, Cupsuptic stream, Rangeley
lake, Rangeley stream above the DAM
Upper Dam Pool and stream, Upper and
Lower Richardson Lake. b pond, the
outlet Of Richardson Lake, Pond in the
River, Rapid River, the two Beaver
ponds, the four Richardson ponds, and in
20 much of umhagog lake as IS in the
state of Maine, shall begin on May 18th
of each year, or as soon thereafter as
the ice is out of the waters fished in.
No. 80. on petition of w. w Perkins
ana y others in favor of amending the
law relating 10 the marking of traps.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH |. at p. NJ.
No go. on Petition of John A. Buckley
and ia others for an open time for ice
fishing on Snow pond. one of the Bel
grade chain of Lakes, in Kennebec
county.
No. 81. On an Act to extend the open
season on landllocked salmon trout and
toeue In Great pond and in Long pond,
in kennebeC county.
SETH F. CLARK, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
SAGADAHOC.
RIcHMO G..

\ joint installation was held
Wednesday evening by Richmond
Lodge. No. 56. ]. o. O. F.. and Ken
nebec Valley Encampment, No. -, the
attendance be ing large. The Installing
officer for the lodge was Dist. Dep.
Grand Master II. W. Reid. Augusta.
and staff. d. D. G. w, II. {. Neea
of Richmond; d. c.. Sec. +. r. Wcs-
ton, Augusta, D. q. Treas, q. Il.
Thompson. Richmond; d. ID. q" NJ
L. +. Gray. HalloWcll. The officers
installed:
\. c., f. r. Peabody: V. c.. Frank
D. Reed: Rec. Sec, c. +. Wohber;
Fin. Sec, i. W. Randlett; treas
NJ. G. Buker; warden, 7. j. Southard'
Cond., Edw. Stewart; chaplain, +. \.
Evans; K. S. s.. G. F. Thompson; l..
c. s. Edward Brker: r. $. \. ca l.
f Tmberhind: l.. S. y. CT. james
Neserye: l. g., Clifford w. Gray: q.
G.. Everett \. kincaid; r. :. '. ID
/. r. Alexander; l.. S. Y. O., Melvin
Lcavitt.
These trustees were appointed O.
s. Sherhournc. Coo. Bean and roscoe
Wood.
The installing officer of kenneoec
Valley Encampment was ID. d U. +.
s. J.. Perry, Wateryille. assisted pS
G.. S. w, W. II. Thurlow Of Rlch-
mond; D. C. s. Fl. c. Reed, Riehmona'
D. 6. Treas, c. E. Thompson, Rich-
mond. n. G. j. W, F. W. Merrill
Waterviile. The officers are
G.. P, =. j Weeks; II. r, r. a.
oehorne. F.. W, j. W. Randlett;
scribe, c. b. Weber; J. W. c. L.
Leavit.: guide, +. b. Peabody; LIST
watch, F. d. Reed, I'd, G. F, Shaw;
Cd. G. E. Thompson; 4th, c. W. Gray;
LIST G.. r.. Edward Rankin; ID l. D.
southard: o. S. Everett kincala' l.
<, J. q. c. Farnham.
\ banquet followed the ceremonies.
Among the out town visitors were
e II. Seliger OF Augusta ana IT, n.
JatCb of WaterNille.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
A Public Funeral
Friday for Phillips,

New York, Jan. 25.-David Graham
phiIlips' funeral will be a public one.
So many friends and admirers of his
works have been stirred by his assas-
sination that plans for private funer-
n, as first made were abandoned to-
night and II was announced that the
services will he held en- Friday after
noon at ST. Georges Episcopal church
near Grammercy park. not far from
the authors residence at the Natlonai
Arts Club, and near also the scene or
the attack By Fit2hugh c. Goldsbo-
rough. an insane musician, last Mon
day. The ceremony will be held nj :
O'Clock, with Archdeacon Nelson. as
sistant to Bishop Greer Of the Nc"
York diocese. officiating.
The pall-bearers will be United
States Senator Albert j. Beveridge OF
Indiana, a former roommate of Phil
lips at DePauw University. who came
on from Washington today to take
charge OF the funeral; Robert w.
Chambers, the author; JOS. II. Sears.
head of the Appleton Publishing
House; George Horace Lorimer, edi-
tor of the Saturday Evening Post; Ar
thur w. Little, editor of Pearsons
Magazine; Samuel G. Blythe. the
Washington writer; John OHara Cos
grove. former editor of Everybodys
Magazine and Otto Carmichael.
In addition to DR.. Nelson. the Rev.
Hugh Birkhead, rector of st. Georges.
will assist at the services and a male
sextet will sing. The services will be
simple.
After the funeral the remains VIII be
removed to receiving vault in Marble
cemetery. this city. and will remain
there until taken to Phillips former
home in Indiana.
The remains Wednesday night were
sent from an undertaker's establish
ntent to the rooms of the National Art
Club, where Phillips had made his
home With sister, Mrs. Carolyn Frev-
ert She is greatly overcome with the
shock of the tragedy and has been too
affected to see any but the most init
mate friends. She and Harrison w.
Phillips. brother. will be the only
near relatives at the funeral.
\ curious crowd gathered today
about the undertaking rooms where
the remains lay. and became so large
as to block traffic and give the police
trouble in handling it,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
LEGISLATIVE MATTERS.
Continued from Page Nine.)

claimed in the production of Holsters,
but that it is a scheme of the whole
salers to make much money at the ex-
pense of the fishermen whose occupa-
tons will be gone during that period,
They will also work for a 9-inch
lobster law and a bill to that effect will
appear in the House this week. They
say that ii is impossible and has al
ways been to enforce effectively the
10 and one-half inch law and that their
contention is borne out by facts.
They will also oppose the law re-
Gently sent into the Legislature pro-
hbiting the shipping of Holsters out
OF the State in summer time believing
that an open market is best for all
concerned and will prevent the whole
salers from organizing n sort of lob
ster trust. which they have vainly
tried To do for years, in the good old
summer time in Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
Readfeld Grange.

The regular meeting was held Sat.
urday, Jan. 81, with good attend
ance. The final degrees We're con-
ferred in the forenoon upon four cam
ddates. After dinner, meeting was
called to order and the first on the
program was song by the Grange
choir. The topic for discussion, What
Laws Should be Passed or Amended
by the Present Legislature for the
Better Protection and Advancement
of General Agriculture Interests
was opened by the Past Master, W
G.. Hunton. and also considered By
Brothers j. NJ. Williams and George
Gray of Winthrop Grange. They in
dorsed the movement made by the
State Grange committees. Paper, st.
Augustine" by Mrs. Marcia c. Jones,
followed. Current Events and music.
next in order; pianist, Mrs. F.. Roun-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
THE DEATH kNELl
or the Public Drinking Cup Is Sound
ed in New Hampshire.

Concord, n. H., Jan. 25.-The death
knell of the public drinking cup in
New Hampshire was sounded today
when the lower branch of the Legis-
lature. concurring with the Senate,
passed a bill to give the State Board
of Health authority to restrict the use
of common drinking cups in public
places" The bill is: along the line OF
the one passed in Massachusetts, a year
ago and will, it is expected, result In
the adoption of regulations forbidding
the use of public drinking cups and
recepticles.
The House today also passed bill
providing for the registration of all
cases of tuberculosis will go to the
Senate for consideration before coming
law.
A resolve ratifying the 10th amend
ment to the federal constitution, pro-
yiding for an income tax, was passed
by the House by viva yoce vote and
was sent to the Senate for concurrence.