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Sharp County record., 1911-05-05

ought to set up Immediately.
The news reaches this office that
Uncle Sam KilloW was married
again this week to Mrs. Melton OF
Fulton county. 1t is said this is
Uncle Sans ninth wife. What do
you know about that?-Walnut
Ridge Blade.
Nothing. Bet Uncle Sam could
tell you something.
O
Victor Berger of Wisconsin, the
first Socialist who ever held seat
in the national house of representa-
tives, has introduced a resolution
abolishing the United States senate.
We have a lingering suspicion that
this resolution will get "skunked" in
the United States senate.
Unless the members take no
ton to extend the session further
the legislature will adjourn Thurs
day of next week. If the legislature
does adjourn on that day it will be
the best days work that body has
done for the state
O
Don't make fun of the man with
the patched breeches, says an ex-
change. He may be the editor OF
the local newspaper, while the man
with the two-tailed coat and flaming
cravat may be delinquent sub
scriber who is due him four dollars
and eighty cents on subscription.
O
It doesn't take a man much more
than a minute to make jassack of
himself; in fact, the job can be done
very respectfully in minute. The
pot ouehtn't to call the kettle black.
If the pot does, the pot ought to
lay back its ears and fix to bray.
/ @
j. c, Childers has already placed
his announcement in the Lawrence
county newspapers as a candidate
for county clerk. Somebody has
been telling Childers that tale about
the carly$Sbbird' -. s
Tom Campbell is a candidate for
congress- No, this is not our valu-
ed Pouehkeepsie correspondent who
is trying to break into congress, but
q lawyer over at Pocahontas.
O
For a few days last week there
was not a red cent in the general
revenue fund and those members Of
the legislature who called at the
state treasury to draw their SO per
were told to call aSain-when some
accommodating collector should
send in a package to relieve the sit
uation. This is said to have work
ed a hardship on a number of the
country's saviors whose credit was
not good at the saloons,
A preacher in Chicago pleaded
guilty to having three wives living.
He ought to be able to put up a
good spell on Three lIells Calico
Rock Progress,
We give 1t up, There's no doing
anything with that bachelor
The little fellows are going bare
footed again. Or course you can re-
member that back somewhere in
the dim vista of the past you were
a barefooled kid, Those were great
days back there when you had sew
eral toe-nails and great chunks of
toe missing on account Of too init
mate acquaintance with the rocks;
when a tender mighty tender we
might say, stone bruise decorated
your heel, when you went In swim
ming and DOT licked for throwing
mud on the other fellow who want
ed to Oct out first; when you had
the ereen-apple collie every now and
J then Just as a gentle relnlnder that
al "a .aah ..a...a.iiHIl..a1
Sharp County record., 1911-05-05

Goods

Save time and temper, make more
and better crops and more money
by using improved, right up to the
date farm machinery and imple-
ments. For instance, let us sell
you
Sharp County record., 1911-05-05
Disc HaRrOWS
Disc GUzfiVafOrS
Shovel @uIfiVafOrS

Worth all we ask for lhem-and
more. Let us figure with you to-
day.
Remember we are headquarters for
general line of farming tools and
will take pleasure in supplying all
your needs in this line at moderate
cost.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-07-01

who loved it for what it represents,
had in former years made the air
blue at the antics Of the boys and
their noise, but to no effect The
boys and the noise, and the noise and
the boys, noise, boys, boys, noise,
boys, noise, boys, noise-AND THE
BOYS AND NOISE!-went on! 1t
couldn't be stopped. No one was ex-
pecting it wouldn't go on this time.
And the nervous excitement of an
ticipation was almost a shock to the
sleepers who wanted to and couldn't
The truth is, everybody missed the
noise, that's all there is to it, and one
prominent citizen who does not de
sire his name mentioned said "The
boys who didn't come around with
their noise kept me awake by not
coming. What's the matter with Pal
isade, anyhow"
And as one of the boys put it:
ooh, how they missed us But |
guess there will be other Fourths."
Aside from few measley fire
crackers it one at time, mixed in,
perhaps, with a dozen or two cannon
crackers, during the whole day, the
fireworks business in Palisade was
simple fiztle. The worst that hap
pened were the little silver filters
that very young children carried
around in their hands after nightfall
to see them fizzle Fizzle! hzzle! fz-
zle! That's all Palisade had this July
4th
But then-you just wait.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-07-01
THE FOURTH IN PALISADE.
Lack of Noise Pleased Everybody,
But It Was Missed.

he Gorious Fourth in Palisade was
not a day of joy 1t was hotter than
the blue shades of Halifax (not Nova
Scotia, either), and only a few de
grees removed from the temperature
if Fidler's Green, legendary habitat
reputed to be seven mills below the
azure of Hades. Everybody per
spired in streamlets of globules, and
changing raiment at least three times
during the day was an essential. 1t
was a day when one wanted to peel
off everything and sit in ones bones,
SO to speak, and let it go at that.
But with all of the adverse condi-
tons of the heat, there was lacking
one of the other great bugbears of
the Fourth, which up to this year had
ruled the roost, viz: Noise-and then
some. From early dawn (and some
times beginning at midnight and last
ing all day long and far into the
night time, Palisade has had noise.
The ring leaders of this demoniac
sport (heaven save the markD were
not appealed to by any one to let up.
They were all young fellows in good
social standing, but who heretofore
had been unable to resist the tempta-
ton to rain Cain and heap of it.
These boys for once were quiet, no
body knows why. Staid old sleepers
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-07-01
THE SILVER LINING.
By ALT Hovey.

Stretch out your hand and gather in
your big share. A little confidence;
little industry are all that are needed
in you
Be good if you want to. Be your
self, that is more important. Make
yourself over SO that being yourself
will be what people call being good. )"
Again, don't worry The persons
who suspect you are merely express
ing themselves. Their suspicious
don't concern you except in so far
as these suspicious prove what the
suspecting persons might do were they
put In the place they imagine you to
be in.
Not long ago an individual of ex-
ceptional ability performed an act
that seemed to be unfairly against my
interests, | told the individual that |
was certainly satisfied to abide the re
suit and | knew the person in ques-
ton always acted conscientiously. In
three weeks what have been the re
suits? What was apparently a fnan-
clal loss has been followed by my
requirement of very much larger
factor in my business. And the in
diV1dual In question is speaking highly
of my commercial organization on
the street corners, everywhere. The
Individual will be back here again in
good time, and not so liable again to
make mistake in judgment. All be-
cause | have fought against avarice
Tor thirty years and do not get mad
II the world does not seem to take
off its hat to me- Moral-Don't get
excited if someone seems to do YOU
an injury.
When he argues too long you may
know that his proposition is in need
of some brancing up.
Be quick and do business. Every
body will meet you half way.
In hot weather interviews should
be limited to telegraphic proportions.
Getting orders and telling the truth
are like making a salad dressing
stir fast and furiously and they'll
mix well and bring about an excellent
result.
The balustrade under my arm was
wood mot marble), and | took a
swim in the bath tub mot in the
ocean,. But oh, golly, how magnih-
Gently the old moon looked down
upon me, and | really believe that the
outline of that old oak tree over
there on my lawn and the high
branches Of that tulip poplar that
towers $50 feet high above that ter
race of mine are the most beautiful
sights known to civilized man TODAY
The point is that | am happy. salts
fed Yes indeedy. And l hope you
are, too; EVERYBODY.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-07-01
THE PALIsADIAN

MIC lllllCS out OF ten your flrSt
8pression is right. SO what is the
IL OF worrying, hesitating, trembling,
Hrlllatlng? Say yes, or no, as your
bind rushes to its initial conclusion.
1 you are right nine times out of ten
are gaming ground very fast.
Most people are gaining ground.
Mt they don't admit it, even to them
Ives. There is every justification to
q happy over the ground that you
gaining. And you can readily
asure the extent of your progress
4 YOU will only scrutinize carefully
m surface surroundings.
Your remember the shock, but YOU
get the many hours of smooth
ling. Now, be candid, aren't you
imply overloaded with blessings?
The weak-backed Man of Conster-
non says with seeming wisdom:
4 think 1t better to let sleeping lions
1 Dear sir, if business necessi-
es my going along a road infested
1 lions | am going to prepar my
/ for meeting limos and | want
Em awake. | shall wake any lion
4 that | meet | want it out at the
M. If the lion is to get the best
8me it had better be now. No road
8uld be a good place for me to
aTel over if crept by sleeping lions.
Aery inch step | want to have
i right of way over. | don't want
sneak along, and it is never we'll
lde-step anything if you can pos
4 y help it,
Holidays. Why I have a glorious
hday every day of my life. 1t is
Apeasure to work And greater
asure to feel that | have worked
ad And still greater one to go
Ame and look at the flowers and en-
1 my family and watch the heavens
1 breathe the pure air Lord. Holi-
AyS Every day is holiday to one
IT, knows how to admit that he is
SSed by this beautiful land and this
'snln'ant privilege OF living.
The sun shines more benehcently
1 Palisade and in Yonkers than it
rs at the Battery. | am sure of
x
Ind admiring wife and mother
kes happy home-if the men
ks are apPreciative and gallant.
why is it that people will ever
angly think of money when you
FAX of being poor or being rich.
Ao1ey has nothing to do with it. 1t
\ Inc spirit in you that makes you
Hor Or rich. 1t is perfectly possible
Il John d. Rockefeller to be the
HTeSt dog that walks the earth. If
Is rich his money dosen't make
I 50. | believe that | am one of
II richest persons in the world, but
ertainly haven't the most money.
lact much money is apt to render
mean of spirit. Then you are
Or indeed.
mere are a million times more
A'nces than necessary to every hui
being. This globe is fairly over
ing with comforts and utilities
j natural products that make for
ease and luxury of mankind
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-07-01

A boy was asked which was the
greater evil, hurting another's feel
ings or his finger.
The feelings" he said.
Right you are, my dear child" said
the gratlfled questioner. 'But why is
1t worse to hurt the feelings?"
Because you can't tie a rag around
them"
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

Our interest in news is in direct
ratio to its effect on our personal
concerns.
The fact that Reading common
stock has dropped two points is
hardly news at all in the absolute.
SO slight variation from the regu-
lar and accepted does it proclaim.
To the man who holds 10000
shares of Reading common. it may
be the most important news in any
paper. The Leadyille Herald-Demo-
crat and the Butte Miner publish
daily columns of notes from the
Mines just as the New York Sun
publishes Wall street edition Not
once a week does anything happen
in the mines which rises to news
in the absolute by presenting a strik-
ing departure from routine and Gus
tom. Unilluminated by personality
or color, these notes make little
appeal to that interest in familiar
things which the Boston Globes
suburban notes satisfy The people
of Leadville and Butte want them
because mining, their only industry.
affects the fortunes of all, and the
slightest change in the policy or
conduct of mine may take away
the individuals employment or in
crease the receipts of his grocery"
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

SAN FRANCISCO, March ~
Promoter Milton T. Clark. of the
Metropolitan Athletic club, yester-
day signed AID Wolgast and Anton
La Grave, of San Francisco, for
twenty rounds before his club in
this city on the night of March
81. Wolgast is to receive $500
win, lose or draw, while La Grave
is content to accept $1,000, ire
spective of the outcome.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20
SUMMONS.

TN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
i the Fifth Judicial District of the
State of Nevada, in and for the
County of Nye.
Action brought in the District Court
of the Fifth Judicial District of
the State of Nevada, in and for
the County Of Nye, and the Com
plant filed in said County Of Nye,
in the office of the Clerk of the
said District Court.
Horace S. Hubbard, Plaintiff, VS..
Hattie e. Hubbard, Defendant.
The State of Nevada Sends Greeting
to Hattie e. Hubbard, Defendant.
You are hereby required to APP
pear in an action brought against
you by the above-named plaintiff
in the District Court of the Fifth
judicial District of the State Of
Nevada, in and for the County of
Nye, and to answer the Complaint
filed therein, within ten days Eek
elusive of the day of service) after
the service on you of this Summons,
If served within this county; or, IL
served out Of this county, but in
this district, within twenty days:
OIACL WloO, WlLulu lOTLy udySl OF
judgment by default will be taken
against you, according to the prayer
of said Complaint.
The action is brought to obtain
a decree of absolute divorce from
the defendant and to annul the
bonds of matrimony heretofore ex-
listing between plaintiff and defend
ant on the grounds of desertion.
And you are hereby notified that
if you fail to appear and answer
said Complaint as above required,
said Plaintiff will apply to the
Court for the relief demanded in
the Complaint herein, copy Of
which is served herewith and the
original of which is on file with
the Clerk of the above entitled
Court.
Given under my hand and the
Seal of the District Court of the
Fifth Judicial District Of the State
of Nevada, in and for the County
of Nye, this 18th day of February,
in the Year of Our Lord One Thou
sand Nine Hundred and Eleven.
Attest: A True Copy.
(SeaD ROBERT G. POHL,
Clerk.
2-1S, 25-S-4,11.1S.25-4-1
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

play, The Stolen story" occurs
this passage:
(Enter Very Young Reporter;
comes down to city desk with air
of excitement.)
Very Young Reporter consider
ably impressed)-'Big story. Three
dagoes killed by that boiler ex-
plosion!'
The City Editor (reading copy.
Doesn't look up)-'Ten lines. (Con-
tinues reading copy)
Very Young Reporter Cooks
surprised and hurt. Then crosses
over toward reporters tables. Then
turns back to city desk. Casual
conversational tone)-'By the way.
Funny thing. There was a baby
in a baby carriage within fifty feet
of the explosion, but it wasn't up
set.
The City Editor Clocks up with
professional interest That's worth
a dozen dead dagoes, Write a half
column.
Very Young Reporter Clocks
still more surprised, perplexed. Sud
denly the idea dawns upon him. He
crosses over to the table, sits down,
writes.)'
Both saw news; but the editor
went further than the reporter For
cases of Italians killed by a boiler
explosion are SO common as to
approach the commonplace; but a
freak of explosive chemistry which
annihilates strong man and does
not disturb a baby departs from
it widely.
1--WE prefer to read about the
things we like.
1.-THE chief business of a true yell
low journalist is to find the class
of news which will interest the
greatest number of people; and to
this end yellow journalism has
made a formula: Sport for men,
love and scandal for the women
Money and politics for the men,
love for the women, says an ex-
ecutive of the Scripps papers. Pow
er for the men, the affections for
the women, expresses it better.
Power is a mans business, his chief
intellectual liking; politics, wealth,
and sport are all different manifes-
tations of it, Affection is a wom-
ans business; love is affection at
its height; scandal, affection gone
wrong. Every trained Journalist UNI
derstands that no minor news sue
ceeds better than story about an
animals the dog who rescued his
master from fire or drowning. Aside
from the basic news interest which
they represent, their departure from
the accepted order like animals;
else we should have no cats but
mousers and no dogs but hunters.
| The rule holds with stories about
little children, and especially those
about beautiful women. Herein the
yellow editor who sprinkles his
pages with the phrase pretty girl
lays hold on the universal, since
both sexes, from different causes,
| glory in the beauty of women As
| have limited before, interest in the
doings of high society, which get
as much space in our sensational
publications, and SO much more in
the English press, proceeds from
tht instinct of snobbery which de-
mocracy can not cure The under
stratum yearns to reach these
heights of fortune and esteem il
likes those brighter beings and
would like to resemble them. Even
when it envies, it pays tribute to
: the principle, since envy is only lik-
J ing and disappointment mixed in
bad chemical combination.
News is commercial necessity
as well as an intellectual satisfac.
ton, part of our business as wei
as part of our thought. And so:
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20
NOTICE TO The PUBLIC.

NOTICE is HERBY GIVEN that
on and after March 1, 1911, the fol-
lowing rates will be charged for
sewer service in the town of Tono-
pah, Nye county, Nevada:
Residences. $500 Labra-
Bakery 80. 500 tory -. 500
Barber shop. 1000 Livery
Billiard room 500 stables 1000
Boarding Offices 80. 200
house =. 1000 Photog'ph
Brewery 1000 gallery 500
Butcher shop 500 Restaur-
Candy fact'y 500 rants 1000
Cigar manu- Rooming houses,
factory ;. 500 to 10 rooms,
Club rooms. 500 per room per
Confection- month :. .75
cry $50. 500 School GU
Saloon 1000 and blic
Halls .... 500 building, free
Hotels -. $500 use given -.
Ice crea m Soap fact'y. 1000
parlors =. 500 Store $50. 500
Ii payment of such rates is made
in advance for one year, the party
or parties paying said rental so in
advance will receive a discount of
IL pei CChI vi lhC 6O0s
All the foregoing rentals are pay
able at the Office of the company
at the Nevada First National Bank
of Tonopah, monthly in advance, on
the first day of each and every
mouth.
On all residences a discount of rs
per cent will be allowed if paid at
the Office of the company on or be-
fore the 18th day of each and
every month.
The foregoing rates and rules will
be strictly adhered to and unless
payment of rentals is made during
the current month the service will
be discontinued on the first day of
the succeeding month.
TONOPAH SEWER & DRAINAGE
COMPANY,
BY ]. G. CRUMLEY,
President.
Dated at Tonopah. Nevada, Feb
ruary 18. 1911.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

Fresh milk and cream at Palace
Market. 12-12-tf
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

For neat commercial printing try
the Bonanza job office.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

Mince meat made out OF our ap-
pie cider and brandy cannot be sur
passed. Hall Liquor company.
Ring up S12. 11-22-tf
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

Fresh milk and cream at Palace
Market 12-12-tf
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

Our want Ads bring results.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1911-03-20

NOTICE is HERBY GIVEN that
on and after March 1, 1911, the fol-
lowing rates will be charged for
sewer service in the town of Tono-
pah, Nye county, Nevada:
The Glenwood post., 1911-10-14
SYNOPSIS.

Jack Keith. . virFinian. now a. bor-
der piainsman. . riding along the santa
Fs trail on the lookout for roaming war
parties of savages. He notices camp
1iro at . distance and then sees a team
attached to a wagon and at full gallop
pursued by men on ponies. When Keith
teaches the wagon the raiders have mass
acred two men and departed. He searches
the victims finding papers and locket
with . woman's portrait. He resolves to
hunt down the murderers. Keith 10 ar
rested at Carson City, charged with the
murder, his accuser being ruffian named
Black Bart. He goes to jail fully realiz-
ing the peril of swift border Justice. A
companion in his cell is a negro, who
tells him he is Neb and that he knew the
Keith family back in Virginia. Neb says
sibley, the other Cen. willis Waite. for
meriy an officer In the Confederate army.
The plainsman and Neb escape from the
cell, and later the two fugitlves become
lost in the sand desert. They come upon
a cabin and find its lone occupant to be a
young girl. whom Keith recognizes as a
singer he saw at Carson City. The girl
explains that she came there in search of
1 brother who had deserted from the
army. A Mr.. Hawley induced her to
cato her brother. Hawley appears.
The Glenwood post., 1911-10-14
CHAPTER XII.
The Fian. In the Dark.

Had the room been filled with men
Keith could have restrained himself
no longer. Whatever her past might
be, this woman appealed to him
strangely; he could not believe evfl
Of her; he would have died II need
be in her defense. But as 1t was, the
ugly boast of Hawley gave confidence
in the final outcome Of this struggle in
the dark, even possibility of escape
for them ALL The gambler. assured of
being confronted merely by frail
and not overscrupulous woman, had
ventured there alone; had stationed
his men beyond sound; had doubtless
instructed them to ignore any noise
of struggle which they might overhear
within. 1t was these very arrange
ments for evil which now afforded op-
portunity, and Keith crept forward,
alert and ready, his teeth clenched,
his hands bare for contest. Even al
though he surprised his antagonist, 1t
was going to be fight for life: he
knew BLACK Bart" broad-shouldered.
quick as a cat. accustomed to every
form of physical exercise, desperate
and tricky, using either knife or gun
recklessly. Yet 1t was now or never
for all of them. and the plainsman felt
no mercy, experienced no reluctance.
He reached the table. and straight
ened up. silent, expectant. For an in:
stant there was no further sound; no
evidence of movement in the room.
Hawley. puzzled by the silence. was
listening intently In an endeavor to
The Glenwood post., 1911-10-14
Worm Turned at Last on ironing
"Mls' Portly's" voluminous
Skirts.

Aunt Cally belongs distinctly to the
type of born not made" laundresses
She loves her ironing board exactly
30 wide and Just 30 long. She wants
plenty Of blanket and sheet on 1t so
the embroidery stands out clear and
she carries her own piece Of beeswax
around in her apron pocket. Maybe
the magic 10 in that piece of wax. for
she has carried 1t always. 1t seems.
The irons work well for her because
she selects them at Just the right
heat and then she administers q little
pat which she calls "tasein' EN-"
applies little wax and OF they 60.
making the linens look ~ II they were
polished.
But Aunt Cally. like other artists.
has not escaped trials. She likes To
The Glenwood post., 1911-10-14
O. Ras5ssesENWSlE:agYzza %
g. sssNGl6@SH5 5@el0SSAza 20
When Aunt Cally Gave Up

see her work grow and has pride in
counting the number Of pieces she can
do in day.
The trouble is, she has washed q
long time for woman Of tremendous
proportions and she has become dis
couraged
Portly!" she announced the other day
why, how can she get along with
out your About ten years you have
done her washing, isn't itf'
"Yas'm. don't known what she
goin' do. But. I 1es cain stan It no
longer. Tell de truth. jes' lief un'
take . trip round de world e. to iron
one O. her skirts"