The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-01-29
A Singular Dress
Parade
A Story Of the Future
BY SADIE OLCOTT
Copyright by American Press Assoc
citation. 1911.


ties Of citizenship the same az men.
A battalion Of volunteer infantry
was organized by the government as
an experiment, under command Of a
major. Trouble began as soon as the
matter of uniform came up for con-
sideration. The brunettes strove for
deep red with black facings, while
the blends favored either pale blue
or pink. The matter was voted upon,
and, the brunettes being In the ma
jority, the red won. A pattern for the
suit was adopted, the trousers being
very full and reaching only to the
knee. Since the first decade Of the
century, when women began to wear
hats of different shapes, independence
in this matter had been continually
growing. 1t was therefore found i'm
possible tc agree upon uniform hat.
and each woman was permitted to
wear any shaped head covering she
pleased.
The members of the regiment were
ordered to rendezvous In camp. The
quartermaster, man who had been
charged with the work of establishing
the camp, provided only such equip
ment as he had been used to provid
Ing for men. During the morning Of
the date Of assembly the women sol
dlers came .flocking III, the quarter
master receiving them and instructine
them In the uses Of the equipment
What was his CONSERVATION to see
vans, wagons, carts, without limit
drive up loaded with trunks. vallses
and other articles Of baggage. The
hat boxes alone, most Of them prod
Hous, occupied more space than the
belongings Of regiment of men.
He telegraphed at once for 500 hos
pital tents, which gave each woman
one for her baggage. Fortunately the
tents arrived while the weather was
vet fine and no damage was done by
exposure. A dress parade was ordered
for 8 O'clock In the afternoon, and PEG
pie flocked in from city and country I,
see this popular military ceremony
When the call sounded and the line
was formed 1t was plain that much
must be done for uniformity. Here
and there a blond had disregarded
orders and had her uniform made OF
pink or blue. Some who were what Is
commonly called spindle shanked had
their trousers made to reach the foot.
But the greatest irregularity was In
the hats. There were small inverted
sugar bowl hats, Chinese conical hats,
hats with enormous crowns, hats with
small crowns, hats with brlms as large
rs cartwheels. Then there were feath-
ers pucked from every bird from the
humming bird TO the ostrich. The gov
ernment inspector from Washington
put on pair of spectacles. and as he
cast his eyes along the line his brow
darkened But he had orders from
the inspector general not to be too
rigid with the battalion. which from
the nature of the case needed a great
deal of latitude,
The troops having been brought to
an open order and a parade rest, he
walked down the front of the line. AT
the first glarlng breach of uniformity
he reached he made few remarks.
He did not repeat them. The soldiers
whose apparel he had found fault
with began q defense, which lasted
fifteen minutes and was not even dis
continued when the inspector moved
on.
AS he passed along at the rear his
position might be noted by the woman
he was behind putting her hand to her
back hair.
Having gone through the inspection
perfunctorily he assumed his original
position, and the major commanding
was directed to put the battalion
through the manual of arms. Her first
order was attention" the second
shoulder armsw At the latter order
every muskot went up and every hat
Of extra size was knocked off aud roll
ed on the ground A brisk breeze
blowing at the time carried many OF
them away rolling them over the pa
rade ground.
The situation was very embarrassing
to the commander How to get the
hats back on the women's heads In
yolyed puzzle TO break ranks dur
Ing dress parade would be unmili
tary, yet the hats could not be per
mitted to remain the sport Of the wind
There We're boys looking on who
might be hired to chase them and picl
them up, but only the women knew
their own hats. The crowd looked OK
pectant. There were some jeers. The
inspector stood In a soldierly attitude
with arms folded. Decisions anon,
soldiers cannot be long delayed, ant
the major was forced to act.
stack nrmsr
Break ranks and chase hatsr'
There was n scurrying over the tielt
by women who were fat and womei
who were lean, tall women, shor
women indeed, all shapes. The fa
ones fell on their hats aud crushet
them; the tall ones on STOPPING to picl
up their property We're knocked owe
by the short ones.
Finally the hats were recovered. tn
women "fell In aud the ceremony pro
ceeded When the bend paraded tn
drum major. who had been selected
OF course, for her height, produced