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,Cleverness and Cunnino.

Clevcrness and cunning are incom-
patlble. l never saw them united. The
latter Is the resource OF the weak and
Is only natural to them. Children and
fools are always cunning. but clever
people never-Byron.
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Some Balm,

"Duke. I'm sorry" said the million
s:re. "but my daughter can't marry
you"
Then ! have loved in vain:'
"Not wholly, duke. Here's $50 for
yon"
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PILES CURED IN 6 TO "a DAYS
your druggist will refund money if
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any
case OF Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Pro
trudiug Piles in to IA days. soc.
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At the MURRAY

Packed houses have witnessed the
performances at the New Murray this
week. The bill offered is one of the
finest that has been presented at this
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Henry II, of France was the first
man to wear pair of silk stockings.
although cloth hose had been worn sfo1-
some time.
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The first years Of man must make
provision for the last.-Johnson.
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EcUMENIcAL CONFERENCE.

TORONTO, Ont, Oct. 4-What is
considered by the leading bishops and
lay delegates as the most important
conclave of Methodists ever held in
the Western World began in this city
today with the formal opening of the
Fourth Methodist Ecumenical Confer
ence. The attendance includes 500
delegates representing England, Ire
land, Australia, India, Canada and the
United States. The sessions will con-
tinue for two weeks, during which
time men of International prominence,
including public officials, labor lead
ers, financiers and business men, in
addition to churchmen of wide repu.
tation, will discuss the tasks of Meth.
odism in aid of temperance, missions,
social service, the settlement of the.
illogical disputes. church unity, world
peace and better government, child
welfare, literature and education, and
methods by which laymen and women
may help all these causes in the larg
est ways.
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AMOUNT TO DRINK
TO BECOME DRUNK

"Well, drank four or five beers and
glass of whisky, but was just as
sober as am now" was the state
ment made Tuesday morning in police
court by Charley Ashcroft. when he
was arraigned to answer n charge of
public intoXication. Mayor thinner
man had some little trouble in con-
vincing Ashcroft just how much was
needed to make a man drunk, and fin
ally had to change his tactics and tell
the man that even though he was not
in a Keeling state, he had committed a
violation of the law because he was in
toxictaed to a certain degree as soon
as he had touched q drink. Oshcroft
drew 81 and costs.
Ashcroft and his cousin. Eugene
Ashcroft, were arrested shortly after
seven o'clock last night at the Grand
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AIM At IMPROVEMENT.

ATLANTA, Ca. Oct. 4.-The annual
meeting of the League of American
municipalities began here today with
a good attendance of mayors and 9th
er officials representing many of the
leading cities of the United States and
Canada. At the initial session Mayor
Winn Of Atlanta delivered an address
of welcome and Mayor Brown of Kan
sas City responded for the visitors
and delivered his presidential address
The convention will continue over to-
tomorrow and Friday. The subject OF
city government by. commission will
be exhaustively discussed. Law en-
forcement, municipal insurance bonds
the standardization of municipal bust
ness and numerous other matters per
tanning to the needs and requirements
of municipal government will receive
attention.
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AmuSen1entS
"WaIiinoford."

Geo. NJ. Cohan as a writer Of COM
edy without the adornments, lingerie
and perversion of classic compositions
to fit popular tune. which have made
him recognized factor in America.
10 q new development in the career of
that versatile young man. He has
taken the sketches Of Chester and
made comedy Of highway finance
named Get Rich Quick Wallingford."
The piece has been the dominating
attraction at the Geo. NJ. Cohan thea
ter in New York for the past year or
more and run of almost equal length
has been recorded in Chicago.
Get Rich Quick Wallingford" is a
comedy with a distinctly up-lift motif,
and. while at no time preachy--in the
sense Of a sermon-it unquestionably
points q moral.
Although the plot is George RAN
character Of Wallingford. the pro-
moter of wily-cat schemes who re-
galvanizes little country town and
insidiously spreads the virus of spec.
plation among its inhabitants, is char.
acteristlcally Cohanesque. Walling
ford is as clever a rascal as ever way
laid traveller on the highway, but
the elements of humor that enter into
his composition make him a hero. Co
han has given him the benefit of all
his experience as laugh maker and
the result Is humorous rascal--or
rather two rascals-trigged out in the
best vestments that genius which
laughingly mingles characterization
with the unique language Of the pave
The portrait of Wallingford and his
partner, Blackie Daw, are not entirely
fictitious and the invasion of this pair
OF schemers Of the village of Battles
burg, to promote several tremendous
money.making schemes, and the ease
with which rooted conservatism and
rural caution melt beneath the oily
plausibility OF their get-rich-quick pro
dect, have enough Of the semblance OF
variety to appeal to every reader OF
q daily newspaper. Besides. the piece
10 we'll played by Joseph Manning
and Edward Delaney, as Wallingford
and Blackie, by Rose Luboon as q
young stenographer and Harry 0. Tay
lor as the hotel clerk who is induced
- invest his savings with Wallingfort
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COLDSB0RO
HEARD FROM
A Lady Who Lives In Coldsboro
Joins in the Chorus Of Praise
for Cardui, The Nou,an'S
Tonic.

Goldsboro, N. ca physician treat.
ed me for many distressing symptoms"
writes Mrs; Eta A. Smith, but gave
the no relief.
81 suffered with neuralgia around the
heart and was troubled at times with my
head. had pain in my left side, bowels,
left thigh, shoulders and arms.
"Aiter taking Cardui. am now well
and can recommend it to other suffering
women"
Just such doubtful symptoms. as those
from which Mrs. Smith suffered. are the
ones for which it will pay you to take
Cardui, the woman's tonic.
It's at such times. when there IS MOTH
ing to show, for certain, the real cause Of
the trouble, that you need tonic, to give
the body strength to throw off the illness
that evidently threatens.
Take Cardui. when you are i'll. with
the ailments Of your sex. Take Cardui
as tonic. to prevent illness. when you
feel it coming.
i Your druggist keeps 1t.
N B-Write to: Ladies Advisory Dspt. Chatta.
nooga Medicine Co. Chattanooga Team. Tor Speetsl
| tor Women sent in oic:2 w ,ppEr on REQUEST
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DENVER HAS MADE
CHANGE IN PLANS
For Reception of President
Owing to Delay Caused
by the Floods.


DENVER. Colo, Oct An entire
1y re-arranged program was ready for
President Taft today when the chief
executives special train rolled into
Denver. The floods which have play
ed havoc with the plans for the Presi-
dents trip were responsible for the
change. The time of arrival was near
ly two hours later than was original
ly expected and the reception and en-
tertainment committees notified by
the railroads last yesterday that they
would increase the running time on
the trip from Nebraska here rather
than take chance as to safety, de-
cided to entirely rearrange the en-
tertainment so that there would be
mo confusion here.
During his stay here the President
will avoid politics except for confer.
ence with state leaders. The confer
ence has been arranged, it was ex-
planned, 80 that the President and the
party wheel horses could become &C
quainted. The program here includes
an address at the auditorium on the
conservation question, an auto trip to
the mountains and a conference with
a delegation from Colorado Springs on
q question Of water supply.
The President will also visit FIT.
Logan and 90 to the Western League
park and see the pennant delivered to
the Denver team. Tonight he will be
the dinner guest of the Chamber OF
Commerce.
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over the sorrows of the misguided
heroine of Lady Audley's Secret the
famous novelist, Miss Bradden (Mrs.
John Maxweln. today observed her
seventy-fifth birthday anniversary at
her home at Richmond, one of the
loveliest spots on the River Thames.
Since she first began writing in 1850 a
total of seventy novels, besides large
number of short stories and several
dramas, have come from Miss Brad
don's pen. The table on which she
writes is the one on which Wellington
wrote his dispatch describing the bat
tie of Waterloo.
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ROSWELL EXPOSITION.

ROSWELL, n. NJ. Oct. 4.-Visitors
from far and near flocked to Roswell
today for the opening Of the New Mex
leo Products exposition, for which
preparations have been making for
several months. The exposition will
continue until the end Of the week,
In addition to an elaborate display of
minerals. live stock and agricultural
products, the management has pro-
vided numerous entertaining features
such as broncho busting tournament
floral and civic pageants. Wild West
shows, baseball carnival, shooting
tournament and aeroplane flights.
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BISHOP INSTALLED.

TOLEDO, O., Oct. 4.-In the pres.
ence of high dignitaries of the church
and practically all the clergy in the
diocese, the Rt. Rev. Joseph Schrem.
ba was today installed as first bishop
of the new Roman Catholic diocese OF
Toledo. The ceremony was held in
ST. Francis de Sales church, which
was filled to Overlooking with inter
ested spectators. Bishop Richter OF
Grand Rapids preached the installa
ton sermon. The new bishop was
born in Bavaria and came to Ameri
ca in 1877. For some time past ne has
filled the position Of auxiliary bishop
of the diocese of Grand Rapids.
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WIRE news FLASHES
GROUPS UNVEILED.

HARRISBURG. Pa, Oct 4-The
much discussed BARNARD statutes. en-
bellishing the facade of the Pennsyl-
vania State capital, were unveiled to-
day with interesting ceremonies con-
Quoted in the presence of an immense
crowd of spectators. George Grey
Barnard, the designer of the statues,
was among those present. The pro-
gram of exercises included an invo-
cation by Rev. Joseph H. Barnard,
father of the sculptor; an address of
presentation by former Governor Will
liam A. Stone, and an address of &C
ceptance by Governor Tener. A Choir.
us of 400 school children of Harrisburg
sang several songs especially written
for the occasion and the exercises
concluded with an Grafton by Attorney
General John c. Bell
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At the Murray.

The show at the Murray this week
is one of those evenly balanced bills
that gives complete satisfaction to
ALL Starting with Sam Harris the
monologist. there is not dull moment
in the entire show, there is plenty OF
good music, singing and dancing and a
novelty act.
Sam Harris, who opens the show,
was formerly with the Vogel and the
Al. Fields minstrel shows and played
here several times with these attrac-
tons. His monologue is full Of
laughs and brings down the house.
Fred and Mae Waddell billed as a
comedy novelty act are one of the big
hits of the show. They open with a
singing and dancing turn neatly dress
ed and then chance, he to a German
professor and Miss Waddell to the
Foolish Liz" Miss Waddells come.
dy is good and greatly appreciated,
her burlesQue of the soubrette's dane
ing is original and brings forth a
hearty laugh. AS club swingers and
jugglers they are perfect
ingalls,. Duffield and ingalls, put on
a singing and dancing act that is very
clever. The act is neatly dressed,
they making several changes of cos
tune during the act.
The feature of the show is the
Wendt Musical Quintette. The act is
composed Of five young ladies who
play upon the violin, the sello. piano.
clarionet and cornet Their solos are
executed. the Rosary being most
beautifully played by the cornetist
They finish with the Alexander's Rag
Time Band" amid the tumultous ap
plause of the audience.
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was willing and gave the young man
$3.50, all he had to spare just then
and asked him to return later for the
rest Later in the day the young
man, tempted by his cupidity, actual
ly returned for the balance. The sa-
loon keeper, however, had learned IN
the mean time that the check was
worthless He did not expect to see
the young kansan again. When the
westerner came for the balance the
saloonkeeper had him promptly arrest
ed
The home of a wealthy Flatbush res
ident, who is still with his family at
their summer home near Brewster, n.
v, was visited by burglars the other
afternoon. Before going to his sum-
mer home the owner of the house
had placed all his valuables into stor-
age, leaving only the heavy pieces OF
furniture in the house. The burglars
who hade expected to make big
haul, were so disappointed, that in
their fury they wrecked every piece
siderable damage. But there was alb
solutely nothing for them to steal.
Somebody evidently thinks that
New York is not sufficiently supplied
with theaters, for several lots on the
south side of West Forty-eighth street
were sold the other day to some per-
son whose name is kept secret and
who intends to erect upon the ground
a new theater. There are rumors in
ri; ich of
nearly every prominent manager with
the project, but all of them plead not
guilty and this puzzling uncertainty
is causing a great deal of talk and
speculation in the theatrical district.
Two boys, one of them five, the 9TH
er nine years old, were brought before
the Children's court the other day on
a charge of burglary. They were ar
rested in the house of retired mer-
chant, into which they had broken and
had gathered up several thousand dol
lars worth of jewelry, bric-a-brac and
; clothing, all ready to be taken away,
when they were surprised by the po-
lice. Tie young offenders boldly and
proudly confessed their guilt and
steadfastly refused to disclose the
identity of two older boys who. they
said, had induced them to break into
the house, promising them 81 each. In
view of their youth the boys were pa
rolled in the custody of their parents.
| More than a week ago young
scamp of about seventeen years old
held up and robbed Brooklyn tobac'
conist. The tobacconist's daughter, a
little girl of ten years, who was an eye
witness to the hold-up saw the young
highwayman ON the street the other
day. Without saying word to eny
body she called up the nearest police
station by telephone and asked that
detective be sent to her assistance
When the man Of the law arrived the
little girl pointed out the young high
wayman and had him arrested. When
the offender was brought before a
magistrate, his counsel, making a
strong plea for the boy, asked the to
bacconist to consent to parole. The
tobacconist was willing but his daugh
ter insisted that he be punished and il
required a great deal OF persuasion te
| induce her to relent. 1t was the moth
er of the prisoner who won the girls
consent, after she had promised thai
her wayword son should report every
week not only to the officials, but also
to the girls father.
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ed at the Hotel LaSalle today with a
large attendance of members. in addi-
ton to a considerable number Of prom
inentfire insurance officials from East
ern cities. ]. D. Browne. president of
the Connecticut Fire Insurance COM
pany. delivered the annual address.
The program extends over tomorrow
and provides for numerous papers and
addresses from representatives of the
various branches Of the fire insurance
business and commercial interests as
we'll
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sores extended down to my feet. TAca suf-
iercd agony with the burning, itching sores.
] could hardly walk and for long time
could not put on socks.
AN tHis time I was trying everything I
could hear Of, and had the skill OF three
DOCTORS. They said It was eczema. l SO: no
bcacnt from oil this. I was nearly worn
ont. and had given up in despair OF ever
being cured when was advised by friend
TO t:y Cuticura Remedies. I purchased
Cuticu.a Soap, Ointment, and Resolvert. AID
used exactly as directed. used the Cu:icura
Remedies constantly for four months. and
nothing else, and was perfectly cured. 1t IS
nov . year. and have not had the least
BIZ since, am ready to praise the Cuticura
1cmedies >t any time" (SigneO E. L. Cate.
xxie. Ky.. Nov. 10. 1910.
Cusieura Soap and Ointment are sold
1Aroughout the world. Send to Potter Drug
. Chem. Corp. Dept ia. Boston. for free
0mple q each With ~. beck On the skin.
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HAS SAME OPPONENT.

PROVIDENCE, r. l., Oct. 4.-The
Democratic State convention of Rhode
Island met in this city today and nam
ed candidates for the State offices to
be filled at the November election.
Lewis A. Waterman was placed at the
head of the ticket as the candidate for
governor. Mr.. Waterman was the
Democratic opponent of Governor Po-
thier last year and was defeated by a
small vote.
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Letter to
Or. kiImer T. Co.,
8inghamton N. Y.

Prove What Swamo-Root Will Do For
You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, n. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also re-
ceive a booklet of valuable informa-
ton. telling all about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing. be sure and
mention the Daily Palladium. Regu-
lar fifty-cent and one-dollar size ri.
ties for sale 1t all drug storea
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Years Of Suffering
catarrh and Blood Disease :
Doctors Failed to Cure.

Miss Mabel F. Dawkins. 1914 Lafay-
cite ST., Fort Wayne, Ind, writes:
'For three years l was troubled with
catarrh and blood disease. tried sew
eral doctors and a dozen different rem
edies, but none of them did me any
good. A friend told me of Hoods Sar-
saparilla. I took two bottles of this
medicine and was as we'll and strong
as ever. l feel like different person
and recommend Hoods to any one suf-
fering from catarrh."
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called SaroatabS.
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NEWCOMB RETjRES,

WASHINGTON, Oct. 4.-After more
than 33 years service, Col. Warren P.
Newcomb of the oCast Artillery corps
was placed on the retired list today on
his own application. Col. Newcomb
is from Connecticut and was gradual
ed from West Point in 1882. His en-
tire service has been in the artillery,
in which branch he has reached the
grade Of Colonel last March. His last
command was that of the artillery dis
trict of the Columbia, with headquar.
tiers at Fort Steven, Ore.
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Salon on Main street by Officer Wen
ger. lit was claimed they had stirred
up quite a disturbance by their bad
language and boisterous conduct. Eu
gene, who lives in Winchester, plead
ed guilty when called before the court
and was given a fine of 81 and costs.
His cousin, however, told the court
that he was not intoxicated at the
time of his arrest, and that he was not
guilty of assault and battery.
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Well Known Rochester
Citizen Saved From
Serious Trouble

have used your preparation
Swamp Root with great success, and
for kidney and bladder trouble l have
never found anything to equal it.
have recommended it to a great many
people and have never been disap-
pointed as to results obtained from
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this as it may be the means Of persua-
ding others to give this grands remedy
a trial.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root saved me
from Bright's Disease and Dropsy in
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not possibly live.
Yours very truly,
A. J. BROWN.
80 Pembroke ST. Rochester. n. Y.
State of New York
County of Monroe
Personally appeared before me. this
21st day of August, 1911. A. ]. Brown.
who subscribed the above statement
and made oath that the same is true
in substance and in fact.
NELSON E. SPENCER,
Notary Public.
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GOOD ROADS MEETING.

ROANOKE, Va, Oct. 4.-The third
annual convention of the Southern APP
palachian Good Roads association as
sembled in this city today with dele
gates present from Virginia. West Eir.
GINA, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky
and the Carolinas. DR.. Joseph Hyde
Pratt, of Chapel Hill, n. c., presided
at the initial session this morning.
The proceedings will continue over to.
morrow.
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w. c. r. u. MEETING.

DALLAS. Tex, Oct. 4.-Delegates
representing the branches of the w.
c. T. L. throughout Texas have as
senlbled in this city for the annual
state convention of the organization.
The sessions were formally opened to-
day and will continue over Thursday
and Friday.
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six months the boils quit.
but my arms, neck and
body broke out with an
itching. burning rash. II
would burn and Itch. and
come out in pimplcs like
grains of wheat. l was in
. terrible condition: I could
not sleep or rest. Parts Of
my flesh were raw, ard I
could scarcely bear my
clot",c3 CT. l could not lie
II bed II any position and
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Jaurez, Mexico. claims to be the on
~ city in the world in which the dl-
rection and control of the city parks
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The Paris Louvre, now the world S
finest art gallery, was originally a
royal residence in the reign of Dago-
bert, about the year 628 of our era.
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FIRE UNDERWRITERS.

CHICAGO, Oct. Am important
gathering of insurance men-the an
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LADY AUplEY's SECRET,

LONDON, Oct. 4.-Receiving con-
gratulations from several generations
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SUFFERED AGONY
WITH ITCHING
And Burning. Sores Like BoiIs All
Over Body. Parts Of Flesh Raw.
Could Scarcely Bear Clothes On.
Nearly Worn Out When He Tried
Cuticura Remedies and Was Cured.

about four years ago broke out with
sores on my arms like boils. After two
months they were all over my body. some
coming. and some going away. In about