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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-09-28
THIRTY-FIVE SALOONS
FIRST In FOUR YEARS
eNational News Association,

- fNatFHnIT NeWs Ass0CfaffOnJ
BIRMINGHAM. Ala, Sept 2S-The
newly appointed excise commission
for jefferson county today granted
thirty-five saloon licenses. the first in
four wears Many former blind tiger
,proprietors took out licenses.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-09-28
IN FIRE
Kerosene in Stove Fires
House-Two Are Dead.

BAY CITY, Mich, Sept. 2S- Mrs.
William Hoole and her granddaughter,
Marie Bucher, perished and Mr. and
Mrs. Bucher seriously burned as the
result of keresone in kitchen stove
setting fire to their home this morn
ing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-09-28

LOCAl-Fair tonight and probably
Friday; not much change in tenn
perature.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-09-28
INVASION OF IOWA
STARTED BY TAFT
Tells One Crowd He Thinks
He Is Wanted as a State
Fair Exhibit.
(National News Association)

DENISON, Iowa, Sept. 2S.-Gov.
Carroll, U. S. Senator Kenyon and
Congressman Kendall and Pickett
were guests on President Taft's pri-
reached here today. They will remain
with him all through his stay in Iowa
Mr.. Taft came here from Council
Bluffs where he spoke to a crowd of
1000 from the rear platform of his
train. He said he suspected he was
wanted some time as an added attrac.
ton at the state fair. A stop was made
at Woodbine, where he addressed sew.
eral hundred people.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-09-28
TAFT IS GRATEFUL

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Ia, Sept. 2S-
President Taft invaded Iowa, another
stronghold of insurgency today and
was booked for the busiest day OF his
journey so far. His itinerary included
six towns-Council Bluffs, Denison,
Fort Dodge, Webster City, Iowa Falls
and Waterloo.
The president expressed himself
as delighted with his trip through
Kansas.
II am sincerely grateful to the peo-
pie of Kansas" he said, mot only for
the warm welcome they extended to
me. as president of the United States,
but for the kindly attention they paid
to what said"
The president will spend two days
in Iowa before heading for the far
west.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-09-28
THE WEATHER

STATE-Showers tonight and Friday
probably followed by rain.
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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31
HARMONY IN COLOR.

There Is horror that men have not
yet got onto, and that is the discord Of
colors. A man will put green and vel
low and crimson and gray and blue to-
gether. in any variety Of combination,
and think it Is all right, but If there
are two colors that don't accord to a
woman it is painful sight, says the
Ohio State Journal. A woman In town
suffered pang when her husbands
sttckpin did not tally with his necktie.
But the most emphatic of all events in
this line was that which occurred at
thhe Martha Washington hotel, in
New York, when a woman had been
assigned to room, but Immediately
repaired to the Office, where she COM
planned that the green foliage in the
wall paper did not match her complex.
ion, which was an olive hue. II
want ROOM" she said, with deco
ration that will harmonic with my
skin. and must have it right away or
I'll leave" That is a woman's hotel,
and she got what she wanted. If
It had been mans hotel she would
have been told to 60 to Bedlam. Men
are not up on harmony; but they
might compromise on q Brindle wall
paper.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A bulletin recently issued by the
census department shows that the
United States leads the world in man.
ufacturing silk, with the possible ex.
ception Of China, from which no fig
ures are -obtainable. We took first
place from France in 1905. and have
maintained our lead. We not only are
the greatest manufacturers Of silk
goods. but the greatest consumers. Al
though we manufactured in 1909 silk
worth $196,425,00 we exported less
than one per cent. Of the goods we
made. Our silk industry in 1869
amounted to $12,210,00O. 1t was more
than 81. 100000 ten years later. 1t had
more than doubled again in 1889. when
It was $s7,29s,000. It was $107,256,.
900 in 1909 and more than $133. 5000. 900
I've years later.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

An appeal for American.made rub.
Der tires is made by the United States
consuls In Germany. who say that a
rich market is being overlooked by the
people at home. These advance agents
OF trade point out that in some of the
cities on the high road Of tourist
travel there are for sale but two
makes Of automobile tires, and those
Of French and German brands. The
use OF the bicycle as q means of trans.
portation is reported on the increase.
and. as If to add to the field for ex.
ploitation, many Of the smaller cities
are just beginning to awake to the
advantage of rubber tires as a part Of
the fitting Of general vehicles.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31
HELPFUL WORDS
From a wahpeton Citizen.

Is your back lame and pain
full?
Does it ache especially after
exertion?
IL there a soreness in the kid.
ney region?
These symptoms indicate
weak kidneys;
There is danger in delay.
Weak kidneys fast get weak.
Give your trouble prompt at,
tention.
Doan's Kidney Pills actquick.
ly,
They strengthen weak kid
neys.
Read this Wahpeton testi.
mony.
Mrs. H. J. Becker, Sl4 N
Fifth ST., Wahpeton. N. Oak,
says: IL know that Doan'e Kid.
ney Pills are a good kidney
medicine. They have been used
in our family for pains in the
small of the back, a feeling OF
languor and trouble with the
kidney secretions. The results
of their use have always been
satisfactory. l have seen how
effective Doan's Kidney Pills
are and ny advice to anyone in
need Of a kidney medicine is to
try them"
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents Foster-Nilburn Co
Buffalo, New York. sole agents
for the United States
Remember the name-Doan'e
-and t.. 'ke no o+t.~r
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31
I've Papsrs for tho Price Of One

We have made arrang. nen,t
by which We Can give the
WISCONSIN Farmer, a weekly
publication devoted to the. in.
terest of the North western
Farmer. free with ever, paid it,
advance subscriber To- the Wab.
peton Times. Pay up y"ur-ub.
ecription to h e Wahpeton
Times and you wilIr re- Give this
large weekly farm paper free.
The Wahletou Time =.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

An ungallant New Jersey farmer
dressed up his scarecrows in hobble
skirts and basket hats. and declares
that the crows are too panic.stricken
by the fashionable rights to come
near his fields. Many men will think
more Of the intelligence Of birds after
this display Of the crows antipathy to
hobble skirts.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Fifteen Philadelphia bakers have
been arrested for dyeing their pies.
Yet anyone who has tried to eat a
Philadelphia pie will realize the neces.
sity for Disgusting them.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A policeman in Richmond with a
strong sense Of duty. arrested himself.
But this standard Of noble Roman
Brutus is little too classical for our
everyday modern life. and probably
will not be set up to any perceptible
extent.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31
Which IL tho Dangerous Ono.

The president is reported to
have let it be known that he
will veto the statehood bill be.
cause it permits the people of
Arizona to determine by speci-
al vote whether they will adopt
the provision for the recall of
the judiciary. "Mr. Taft" the
dispatch continues, "bas no OBJ
lection to the New Mexico con.
stitution."
Now the New Mexico consti
tuition would impress the aver.
age man as a curious sort of
document. 1t doesn't intend
that any of the new tangled nc
tons shall ever get a hold in
New Mexico-not if it can help
it. For instance, under the
proposed constitution the state
Of New Mexico can never pro-
vide an educational qualifica-
ton for the ballot or for jury
service unless the constitution.
al amendment making ouch a
provision is approved by a
three. fourthe vote of the whole
state and a two-thirds vote in
every county in the state
which means never.
Ordinarily amendments re-
quire two-thirds vote of the
members of each house of the
legislature, and q majority not
only of voters but of counties.
This provision can not be
changed by an amendment, but
only by a constitutional con.
vention.
1t is provided further that f
the constitution should some
day unhappily be amended to
permit the use of the initiative,
the people may enact only such
laws as the Legislature has
power to enact.
In the bill admitting the two
territories to statehood congress
provided that the people of New
Mexico have the chance to vote
at the outset on an amendment
simplifying the amending pro-
cess. A similar vote is provid.
ed for Arizona on the recall of
the judiciary. Yet it is the
Arizona constitution that the
president objects to.
"A curious viewpoint.
The New Mexico constitution
might sew the state up as a
corporation borough for years.
The Arizona constitution mere.
~ proposes to adopt provision
which the Oregon constitution
has had for ten years but which
has never been used.
e which state is the public
Welfare really threatened 3
f,1tli e Iill u : 1tt = iiiI
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

From the number Of replies received
by lighthouse keeper who adyer.
tised for wife, 1t is apparent that
light housekeeping is preferred to the
other kind
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31
We L He.

First.-My wife 10 my boss, I
shall not deny.
Second.-She maketh me to
lie down behind the bed when
swell company comes, and she
leadeth me behind her up main
street
Third.-She restoreth my
pocket-book after she has spent
all of it's contents for stylish
skirts and theatre tickets, and
che leadeth me up the main
aisle at church for her new hats
sake.
Fourth Yea, though 1 walk
more than half the night
through dark rooms with a cry
ing bahy 1 will get no rest, for
she is behind me; her broom
stick and her hatpin they do
everything else but comfort me.
Fifth.-She prepareth a cold
snack for me, then maketh a
bee line for an aid society sup
per. She anointeth my head
with the rolling pin occasional
~. My arms runneth over
with the bundles before she is
half done with her shopping.
Sixth.-Surely her dressmak-
er's and milliner's bills shall
follow me all the days of her
life, and I will dwell in the
house of my wife forever
Urich (Mo) Herald.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Blue paint. we are told. will drive
away flies. II red paint would do the
same a good many Of our citizens
would be willing to give up their sleep
and make the town immune.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

: A New York Judge found 1t difficult
to understand how a plumber became
so financially embarrassed as to neces-
state his stealing ride on the cars.
And so will most other people. Still,
strange things are happening all the
time, and 1t is conceivable that this in
applicable thing might occur.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

We are told that two New Workers
have set sail for Italy in IS foot
yawl. It is bad enough to go to Italy,
but why try 1t in a Is foot yawlf
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

The claim that one of those French
aviators made 1855 miles an hour must
await verification. It may be true, but
an official statement would inspire
more ready belief.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A st. Louis man wants divorce
because his wife smoked his cigars.
She should have had the decency to
select her own brand. yet she does not
seem to have been wholly bad. She
didn't use his razor.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A Connecticut woman has been
cured by surgical operation of her
mania for playing the piano. De.
mands for similar operations will prob.
ably now come pouring in from all
parts Of the United States.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Thieves broke into a Des Moines
dental parlor few nights ago and car.
ried away $4,000 worth of teeth. A
good many Iowans are likely to have
to use their knives In getting the
corn from the cob this season.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A New York physician advocates
the placing Of enormous traps at the
street corners to catch flies. Why not
make 'em big enough to take in the
corner loafers?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

J There 10 in Missouri woman who
claims that she 10 able to keep young
By writing verses. II your wife asks
you for . pencil and . pad Of paper
you may know that she has heard Of
the Missouri bard cite.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A New York physician says that one
can escape typhoid fever by chewing
tobacco. The remedy. however, is
worse than the disease.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Polo is great game, and might be
even more thrilling and spectacular II
the players would ride motorcycles in.
stead of horses.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Cotton suits are to be made for
King George and President Taft out
Of the seasons first bale, but the re-
cipients will not be forced to wear
them.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Cuts and bruises may be
healed in about one-third the
time required by the usual
treatment by applying Cham
berlsin's Liniment. It is an
antiseptic and causes such in
juries to heal without matura
ton. This liniment also re.
lieves soreness of the muscles
and rheumatic pains. For sale
by all dealers.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Two deaths resulted in Missouri
from a fight over hot coffee. This bev.
erage ought to be had in summer, any
way.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

That wind blown summer resort ad.
vertising begins to look very catchy
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31
Phone No. III

Farmers if you need hired
help or have wants of any ma.
ture. Make your wants known
at the sheriffs Office. Write,
phone or call, just as the case
may require. No charges.
G. E. Moody, Sheriff.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

A good many of our householders
labor under the impression that ice ia
measured by the carat, like diamonds.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Meanwhile the public drinking Gun
is kissing its friends good.by.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Aviation exhibitions, grayitstion. pco
cipitation.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

An umpire never re,orses a deci.
sion, although asked to do so every
day.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Flies and mosquitoes are objection
able. but the frebug especially need.
swatting.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

Bear In mind and try q box
of DIR. Quick's Alaska Kidney
Hilla. Eo1 aale by al drun1iat.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

No Limit % Your Smokes
Enjoy as many GENERAL
ARTHUR 10c cigars az you
please. The best mild cigar
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-08-31

The Weekly Wisconsin Farm
er and The Wahpeton Times
both for one year $l.50.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-16

I'm furnishing a bedroom Shere
there Is limited space, 1t Is we'll 10
have as many things as possible
which will hang up" says Christine
Terhune Herrick In Woman's Home
Companion for March. The shoe
bag which hangs on the inside Of the
closet-door should have pockets deep
enough TO accommodate shoes hold
ing trees. Provide a bag OF some
suitable wash material for soiled
handkerchiefs and collars and hang
this where IL will be accessible.
Cleanliness in a bedroom cannot
be too strict. busting with a damp
cloth should be an everyday affair.
If the walls are painted, they should
be wiped off every few weeks with a
cloth wrung out III suds to which a
little kerosene has been added. When
there is a washstand the furnishings
of this should have daily care. The
inside OF the bowl, pitcher and slop-
jar should be washed with hot water
and soap. and the last-named article
should be scalded out daily. The
soap-dish should be washed thor
oughly every day.
Special attention should be given
to making the bed. Every morning
it should be entirely stripped and
well aired. the covers turned down
over the foot on a chair placed there
to keep them from contact with the
floor, the mattresses tilted up that
the air may get to both sides. The
mattresses must be turned daily.
When the bed Is made the mattress
| cover should be laid on smoothly, the
lower sheet tucked down all around
before the upper sheet goes On. The
latter must be put under the mat
tress at the foot far enough to insure
against working up at night and yet
sufficient must be left free at the top
to protect the face and neck from
| contact with the blanket. The blank
cts must be tucked in at the foot and
sides, the spread must be arranged
| less securely, so that it may be taken
off when opening the bed without
| loosening the other covers"
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-16

The recently appointed Chief Jus
tice is a pretty good story-teiier. He
was formerly Louisiana sugar
planter, and this is one Of the stories
attributed TO him: -
Two negroes on a Louisiana plan
tation became involved in a Fows with
another Ethiopian who was handy
with a gun. The two started TO run
about the time the bad man began TO
shoot. The fleeing ones had pro-
ceeded about a hundred yards when
the following dialogue occurred:
Sam, you hear dat bullet?"
Yes, | hearn 1.-TWO times"
How you mean two times?" ask
ed the questioner, as he quickened
his pace.
81 hearn dat bullet once when 1t
passed me, and den anudder time
when I passed it," jerked out Sam
between short breaths.-New York
Tribune.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-16
GOOD HEALTH RESOLUTIONS.

Resolution No. 1: I will try
to become more intelligent concern
ing my body" says Doctor Jean Will
liams in Woman's Home Companion
for January, looking with greater
respect upon my physical resources
and trying to realize more fully that
upon them the force and success of
my life largely depend.
Resolution No. 2: will arrange,
if possible, to supply sufficient pure
air for every breath I take, thus bet
ter to combat every source of disease
that might attack me, to improve my
chance for long life and to increase
my efficiency.
Resolution No. 8: will be kind
er to my digestive organs, avoiding
all excess and not asking them to
struggle with food for which they
have repeatedly shown antagonism.
Resolution No. 4: I will treat
my brain and nervous system with
greater consideration, and fifty-six
hours Of each week shall be devoted
to sleep.
Resolution No. 5: I will try to do
in eight hours as much hard work as
1 should do in one. day.
Resolution No. 6: I will devote
at least two Of the twenty-four hours
to such exercise as I find most bene-
fetal.
Resolution No. z: I will give my
moral support to every effort, public
or private, in behalf Of the better
ment of health conditions, so becom-
ing small factor in the great move
ment for moral and physical uplift. %
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-16
AS OTHERS HEARD HIM.

There goes a young man whom l
saved from going to the dogs through
drink" remarked a court stenogra-
pher, according to an exchange. He
is a tip-top fellow, and has plenty Of
ability, but two or three years age
he began to let liquor get the better
of him."
81 was sitting in an uptown restau-
rant one evening when he came in
with some fellows and took seat
without seeing me. He was just
drunk enough to be talkative about
his private affcirs, and on the i'm
pulse of the moment, pulled out my
notebook and took full report of
every word he said. 1t was the usual
included numerous candid details of
the speakers daily life.
Next morning l copied the whole
thing neatly on the typewriter and
sent it to his Office. In less than an
hour he came tearing to me with his
eyes fairly hanging out of their sock
cts.
oh, jack he grasped, what is
this, anyhow
cit is stenographic report of
your monologue at --'s last
evening" 1 replied, and gave him a
brief explanation.
Did I really talk like that?' he
asked family.
L assure you it is an absolute
verbatim report said I.
He turned pale and walked out
and from that day to this he has not
taken drink. His prospects at pres
ent are splendid. All he needed was
to hear himself as others heard him.
Exchange.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-16
NO SAND IN SANDPAPER.

There is no sand in sandpaper,"
said the manufacturer. 1T is a pow
dered glass that does the business.
That's where the broken bottles go
to-"
He nodded toward a pile of brok-
en- bottles in the yard. We powder
the glass into half a dozen different
grades" he said. I'VE coat our pa
per with an even layer Of hot glue.
Then, without loss Of time, we spread
over the glass powder. Finally, we
run a wooden roller lightly over the
sheets to give them good surface.
When, in the past, sandpaper was
made of sand, it wouldn't do a quar-
ter of the work that glass paper
does. THE News.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-16
THE GARMENT OF OLD AGE.

"Old age 1ddlesticks," remarked
Poly, and 1 don't know but what he
was right. "Old age," he went on,
"ain't nothing when you get to it. 1t
wraps you in a garment of peace and
rest that aiks and worrys is imper-
veous to. Young folks pity the old
because they can't have and enjoy
the things they do.
"Why, it's just like when you're
finishing hearty meal and you're
tapering off on little light desert
and somebody comes aroistering in
late and falls to good and hearty on
the corned beef and turnips. You
wonder (being in your dinner old
age, as you might say how they can
eat sech solid stuff as that. You
don't want it. You couldn't get 1t
down If you was hired to. Yet per-
haps in the full tide of their enjoy
ment they'll look acrost pittying at
you as you set there with your little