The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-08-17

of changing earth to heaven, but, as
matter of fact, they are not capable o
anything of the sort. / am in heart,
sympathy with old Brown, to whon
young Black said at a wedding: y
good wife can make q verttable ange
of a nan Yes, that's So old Brow
agreed. My wife came near maxim,
n OF me with her flrst batch o
doughnuts.'
Representative Cannon, al a banque
In Danville, H.. said Of a reverse
There are consultations. to be sure
but these consultations remind me OF
Washington waiter. A friend OF mine
entered famous Washington asi
house and ordered soft shell crabs one
crabs came. they didn't please him
Waiter. ne said. these soft crabs arr
very small Yes, sah,' said the waiter
'Thcy don't look very fresh, either!'
Then, sab, It's lucky that they's small
sab, amt it?'"
Recently there has come into wall
paper fashion a type of border that is
cut along the bottom to follow the lines
Of the design, usually vines, leaves OF
the k Against a plain wall paper
such a border is particularly effective,
hs all who haye seen 1t can testify.
AT first this border had to be cut out
after the design was printed on the
paper, put a New York mar has IN
vented a machine which does the print
Ing and the cutting at the same opera
ton.
The question is sometimes asked:
What will relieve fatigue more quickly
than anything else? Clerks In stores
n men generally as well as women
shoppers becomD at times very tired.
Fortunately the British army has
thrashed the question out. and tried
every ! OF detection thai could be
thought of, and we may profit by their
experience. They ware the palm to
coffee, and declare it has neither su-
perior nor eQuai for this purpose.
The Catholic college of cardinals has
now the smallest membership recorded
In centuries, and the smallest proper
tion of Italians ever known. The ira
ditional membership Is 20, and by the
recent death of Cardinal Cayicchioni
1t is reduced to 40. 1t is three and a
half years since any cardinals have
been created, and it is likely to be a
al before a eonsistory is called
whereat alone new cardinals are pro
claimed.
The Federation of American zionists
has just held its 18th annual conyan-
ton. 1t is their object TO regain PAL
estine for the Hebrew race, and thar
plan is to purchase 100, 600 acres fhera
ZACH year for the 81 intent ~
Jewish colonies. Already they have II
agricultural colonies in the Holy Lana
n but recently they opened a settle
ment near Jafa for artisans as we'll
To Ned Mather. a native OF this city
and a man who spent his decline years
here. is given credit for origfuatinr fha
idea of free lunches. He inaugurated
~ bA f<ef Er~A 49, H.
Baltimore historians place the wear AZ
either 1865 or 1856. The front bar NJ
Barnum.s hotel In Baltimore. wbere
h quality folks gathered, is where n
Is said to have originated
The drought In Cuba last year proyrd
blessing to Santiago City. So little
lain fell during the rainy season that a
became necessary to bore deep wells IN
Inc San Juan river valley. The water
rom these proved so satisfactory that
The government appropriated a sufac-
ient amount OF money to make this the
permanent system.
The puriEts are now obtectfng to the
use of such modern terms as s.dr,,rn-
mer'' for commercial traveller. .sIeen-
Er'. for sleeping car. hard up. con
he go and SO on. They also oppose
the phrase, an awfully pretty giri's
on the ground that beauty never no
luces awe In the beholder.
Mohert w Chambers, the least bohe-
mian Of ~novelists. has a horror Of ali
hose whose faults are cloaked and
rondoned with the phrase, the artistic
temperament" The artistic
ment,s' said Mr.. Chambers. ..n,av -
best defined as the habit of borrovins
Ind forgetting TO pay"
3 T1Yf.xA ~ Ia - ErY.
tand locked salmon ever taken with
hook and line from a Maine lake 81
pond was caught recently at Green
by Luther Moore, an anieyeN -
the United States government Ish
hatchery, and weighed 1914 pounds.
Mrs. Beverly b. Munford and other
prominent women OF Virginia have
launched a movement to ~
state a u~nfversity for won,en
which shall maintain q standard az
l~scholarRhip equal to that OF Virginia.
famed university for men.
The statement OF the number Of ner-
s0n In receipt OF relief In London a.,
June 10 shows hat there were Iff s1s
t6Aupers on that date, Of whom IA I'm
lEArezlnEfhHsM orkhoiEe md "a Is14aa-s
IN 5lists.
The electric lighting OF Foocbow
China, wna begun amid much onnoe;,
stnnsxN0w the yamen and chief strsaAs4
III the city boast OF electric lirhtins
with pr0spect sor extension "a tha
Streets and private residences.
Tho smallest young woman Ia Nav,
York Orfn the United States Is -
the daughter Of the Raw 7
Cole. She Is = feet II inchs.
EalI. wetxhs 3755za pounds ana win Is *
PEARS old In October.
Many Of the iron bridges an *.
kutung-Mukden, China. railway. INV
rearing complstfon. are OF Arneriran
Isk rails aIss Japanese made.
1onxs ap Mllkdsn to Seoul
III 6dftion III 1926 gas unde,tak,rr.
za ffkitd there we're last Yea = 81
cufapanfes owning Eas wo,cs
e1ss European continent and n