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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17

Well, school has commenced.
Once again are the younger gen.
erashion of Bingville embarked up
on the boundless sea of knowledge
upon which unless they step out at
full stride they will find no way of
accommodating it, so to speak.
Educashion is one of the most es-
senshial things in the world. They
ale very few things which are val
ued higher than educashion. The
things which are valued higher you
could count on Lem Powell's left
hand, which had two fingers cut off
by the big saw. The things which
are valued higher are also evenly
devided among the sexes. In man
the only things which is valued
higher than educashion is making
lmoney. In women the only thing
which is valued higher is cooking.
To the latter some people add in
heriting money. But the fact re-
mains that educashion is about the
most valued thing which we have.
| Look out in the CRATE world
laround you. What do you see?
You see the Pres. of TIL. u. S. He
could not of been Pres. of the u.
is. If he had not been educated.
Hook right here at home. What do
you see? You see the most influ-
ensflial men in this section of the
Co, none of which could of at
staned their present proud position
liz It was not for educashion. We
Yourselves was educated in the pub
lie schools of Bingville. 1t was
there that we ackwired our PEN
Ichant for literachure, and educated
Yourself to that effect, finally be-
looming Ed. and Prop. of the Bing-
willie Bugle, the most enterprising
and hustling paper in this end of
1.-THE Co. seat, and which would be
la doggone sight more so if it was
Int for the action of such dead beats
as Hold Quigley and Sam Biddle
land Lige Henderson and Eli
Oakes, none Of which amt paid
their Subscriptions for lengths OF
time varying from Is to IL yrs, a
Ifackt which sickens US to speak of.
| But do not hesitate here. Look
| further. What do you see? You
see Jeremy Waters, over to the
iCo. seat, a former Bingvillc boy
and a graduate of the Bingville
schooi. He Is receiving enormous
sslery driving a Wagon for the
Garbage Dept He could not Of
risen 10 this hight had Ii not been
ics educzshicn. Also, over In Pot
kawassie Co, you can see jim
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17

Cy druv home, oceupyin the ekstreme
right hand side of the road, and emit
ting most profain oathS
One other ottomobeel passed him, and
he druv his horse down into the ditch,
SOS the ottomobeel would have plenty
of room.
When he had reached home, he come
into Hen Weathersby's store, and told
about it between cusses. He said if he
could only get that littel teller into
court, he would sware that the littel
Teller had struck him first, had drawed
a razor, a knife and a revolver on
him, and that he was the spit-imadge
of the teller that had been Robin his
chicken-roost.
But he don't know who the littel fell
Ter is. Meanwhile Cy is keeping to the
right very much so, even though his
temper is turrible bad.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17
Locals

Miss Molly Hoopingarner has re-
turned from VISIT to the Co. seat, and
reports three fellers over there who
would Of kissed her il she had give
them the chanst. only she wouldn't give
them a chanst. That's right, Molly,
save 'em for home consurnshion.
Bige Barker is still predicting dry
wethers same as he did 5 wlcs. ago, be-
fore it come on to rain so hard. We
will say for Bige, that though he is al
ways wrong on his predictions, he is
always consistent and don't all the time
switch from one predickshion to an
other, same as old Dad Henderson.
Lem Quigly reports pulling splinter
out of his finger which he could of used
for toothpick if he had been so mind
ed, or if they had been anything to eat
How is this for a splinter?
Yves Woodruff, our expert hunter and
trapper, whose days of leishure are al
most over, due TO the arrival of the
frost and the thickening of the hair on
the critters that he hunts in the winter
mos, announced to his naybors that he
did not want to be disturbed at all the
next day, because he was going to put
spell on his traps to help him ketch
the critters he is after. Instead of put
ting spell on his traps Yves went and
got paralyzed on some whiskey he had.
1t was just enuff for one, but it want
enuff for 2. This is a dirty trick to
play on your naybors, Wes.
Miss Sally Hoskins, our talented pome
writer, paid VISIT to her aunt at lions
Crossroads last wk. She undertook to
help her aunt with the baking, but while
doing so she got to thinking about a
pome she was going to write and before
she knew it she had pie crust to burn
up on her and two loafs Of cake to fall
on her. Her aunt got real mad and
Sally come home in huff.
Abe Witherow purchased a new kind
of ehawing tobsccer tother day and the
fust thing he done when he come TO
blight into 1t was to give his tongue a
severe and painful bite Hereafter. saws
Abe, he will never do nothing no diff
ferent from the way he has always
done il.
Brad Hinsley of Sorrow Hollow druv
into town yest'day bringing eggs. Brad
had in his possession a egg with 8
yelks. Who ever heard of a egg with
8 yelksS We consider this a rood cal
of curiosity. Snide Gadwah when
showed the egg, said he didn't think
it was nothing out of the ordinary to
lay egg with 8 yellks. Brad become
heated and said by Gosh he would like
to see Snide lay a egg with 5 yelks.
This shut Snide up. Brad took bach
prunes and tobaecer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17

Stegers, who after being educated
here, went away from here and
went over to Pottawassie Co.,
where he become identified with a
flourishing livery stable, rising in
time to probably the most eksperi-
enced and trusted hack driver in
that Co., and drawing a corros-
ponding salery. Could he of done
this without educashionl He could
not of.
The instantses of people who
have been educated in Bingville
and who have made success in
life on acct of that fackt are al
together too numerous to menchion.
But the fackt remains that these
instantses are to be seen on every
side of us.
On this acct we beg and ehtreet
our younger generashion not to
waist their time, but to study like
so while the opportunity for educa-
shion is still laying around where
they can grab it.
We have been a boy ourselves.
1--WE know that schoolteachers are
darned unpleasant at times, and we
also know that Ted Peters, our in
telligent school teacher is very of
ten that way, but it is not his fault
because he was born so. We urge
the young folks of this nayborhood
not to spend their time singing
spit balls at led Peters or whit
Ting their desks or doing other
things which alleviate the monot-
tany of the schoolroom but hinder
the progress of educashion. 1t is
more important for to learn that
the Missippi River is the Father
of Waters and enlpts into the At
lantic Ocean near the equator than
| it is to get littel momantery pleas
ure outen watching somebody sit
on pin. The latter is more hum
erous, and more productive of a
hearty laff, but it amt half so help
ing in after life.
And one other thing. Don't
make a boiler because they put you
to sitting beside of some littel girl.
Girls is funny, bekause oftentimes
the ones that are the ugliest lit
tel critters when half-sized pans out
| to be the best lockers when they
get growed up.
One of the most valuable things
about educashion is contemporary
reading. You can get contemper-
airy reading out of the press, and
as the only press in these parts
worth speaking of is the Bugle, we
advise the parents of all children
who are going to school and who
amt as yet subscribed for the Bugle
to do so without delay and quicker
if possible.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17
The Drammer

They was a UNUSUALLY el<sellent bin
at the Oriental Palace Moving Pikshur
Theayter, Shorty Melcher, Mgr. and
Prop, last wk II consisted Of . pix
shrr entitled "Grandpa's Pets" Grand
pas pets was a couple of fresh young
kids, who was the heros Of the pil<shur.
They would go out in the street and
find poor old woman just going home
at night after she had been washing
cloes ali day. Grandpa's pets would
play joke on her by one Of them trip
ping her up and the other throwing her
into the muddy gutter. This was very
funny. Then they would look further
and find blind man playing acoor-
deem on the St corner. They would get
I'D in a winder over his head and spill
a bucket Of water down on him. This
was offal funny, beksuse the blind man
wouldn't know where the water come
from Then they would 60 home and
play a laffsble joke on Mamma, con-
sisting of fixing a big pikshur so THAI
when she opend door the pikshur
would fall down on her. Grandpa's
pets wound up by saving hole in the
floor under GrznGpa's chair, and letting
him fall through into the coal bin,
breaking leg. That was all, but Il WA
enuff. ---------...ti-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17
Lost

I lost a at. bottel of whisky last
Satdy evg while returning from the
Co. seat, it must of fell outen my hip
pocket. don't egspeckt to get it back.
but hate to loose it If they Is a chanst.
know folks viii say Don't give it
back to him, he is a drunkerd. but
what do I care. They very folis that
says It viii probably snuk the bottel
away and drink Il IN quiet by their
sells. ] know q thing o. two about
drinking In this here town. ana il you
have got my bottel, you had better give
it sack 10 me. BILL HEPBURN.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-17
Personals

The ground is very soaked with rain.
The trouts won't bite on acct of the
full streamS.
So are the celiers.
Gid Smalley had a unfortunate el1s-
perienee with his young rabbit hound
dog which he Was training to have when
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
Observations

THERE banks when the sys'em Is
u1eted
ocoeMAM Of New York finds senaoship looks
10 bench respectfully.
MAYBE Joe Bailey was Just whetns up resisnns
rom elections committee
pRlNcE deal OF Princess Louise OF
British king with German queen might BE-
combination for peace
lo4 ANGELES street to
nnvege instead Of backwards Every
"a her plan a failed. but this is expected to win
tries donkeys and bulldogs Say
me- and donkeys know to
1oke OF IT, maybe the makers do too
Holland received superb dolls from the
doll and kissed II
Violently whereupon Holland cheered wildly for Jutana
legislature tired Of being ovcrrued by the SUI
permission
1oyers liability ahead boys said the court In
Ensand this the courts actually
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
Personal Independence

he valuable OF all will be the art OF deriving
comfortable subsistence from the smallest area OF SOIL
Who do YOU suppose said hatG Abraham Lincoln at hs
WISCONSIN state 1880 Half century destined &c
pas before the world the truth that appeared so clear
10 him Good land cheap and easily accessible ,o near
to generations after he this speech No thought Of
putting to highest The question was not How niue
land do we need II rather How much can we get hoio
OFF, But public sentiment is swinging rapidly to Lincoln
view. and for the that he gave;
mo community every member this art can
ever Of oppression OF its forms Such com
muny viii be independent OF crowned kings money kings
and land kings.
A little land and independence.
The idea today taking OF the world Science
lending mind it. Statesmen planning for It, Millions
ne dreaming OF IT,
Lincoln prophet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

After suffering intensely for the
past year with lumbago and In
flammatory rheumatism, have at
last found relief and q cure. /
doctored with q number OF physI-
clans. and took loads Of medicine
without obtaining the slightest re-
/ lief Guided by Loughncy q
Isoughncy's advertisement in the
paper. went TO them and com
menced their External Absorbent
Treatment. improved from the
start. and today feel fine. also
gained health In every respect. II
took out great deal of pus and
corruption where the absorbent
was applied. II certainly cleans
put the blood. My full course OF
External Absorbent TreatmenU.
also blood and nerve medicines.
end services OF n medical expert
md licensed druggist. cost me but
$40. I'm well pleased.
II Sincerely,
N. L. BROWN.
III 1911 ". Columbia,
n Nottce---All sufferers inside the
City limits who wish to take our
course Of treatments. and are too
crippled to come to our offices. call
over independent phone No. A 47os
ind We will send our doctor out to
Treat you ut home. Our office
bours are 8 a. m. TO 6 p. IN. Sun
days, 0 to ~ only. CoNsULTA-
.T1ON rs FREE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

MOTT
ANYTHING

Switzerland exports tf2.000 600
worth OF cheese and $4,000 900
worth OF condensed milk yearly.
Monroe Gum. a cut.up IN Alto
Pass. ILL.,. n wearing n potato as a
watch charm.
+ Sixty tons OF water month are
needed TO produce an acre Of
wheat.
Paper can be made from ground
sugar cane and bamboo fiber.
~ EUGENE FIELD
wynken. nlynken and Nod one
night
Sailed Off In a wooden shoe
Sailed on river OF misty light
Into q sea OF dew.
where are you going, and what do
you wishy"
The old moon asked the three,
I'VE have come 20 fish for tho her.
ringf
That live Ia this beautiful sea:
Nets OF silver and gold have we."
Said wynken.
Dlynken
And Nod.
Nice Day " II Don't Rain.
Mra ". w. Moses and children
Of Great Bend have n pleasant cot
tsge opposite the Ramona and more
arc coming. Topeka. Kaa.. Capital.
A copper mine. long forgotten.
has BEEN rediscovcrcd BY sewer dig.
gers at Monticello. N. Y.
GLAD TO OFT BACK
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
Our Way and Theirs

great piece legislation be demanded III the United
States power pass upon but congress Special
eress send their lawyers there work for Il or
,ss it, II fails prevails according the will OF less than
to hundred the house. less than half hundred
b. the senate-a bare majority OF both houses
But in Canadas
There the whole people reject IT, II is discussed IN
e OPEN every and every csde Every citizen
rs his say and his vote. -
We national referendum in the United States We
- afraid OF iwoud rather the few than the many
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

With his daughters his bedside old man died at
his home in the old of Maine yesterday afternoon lie
died peacefully and the hand of death closed long career d
with worldly Health and wealth and fame were MS
Death removed of the last OF the old standpa con-
leaders, member of the inner ring the oigarch
that this affairs the trusted OF Specia
Privilege the giant trusts This who died Yesterday
was political pal of Adch and Cannon Hale and Cullon
and the humble and willing tools OF Money IN
the peoples halls OF congress- Their rule unchecked un
about ago Then few gentlemen of the la Toilette type
the people upand the standpa has been fading
rapidly into the mss OF obscury.
William Pierce Frye senior senator from Maine Is dead
For 20 long congress- serving not the PEOPLE
but the SPECIAL INTERESTS which kept him there And
fhs the only epaph which truthuly be written OF MN
FRYE was the loyal OF the Money Power
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
Anybody With 500 to Start On Can Have Fine
Summer Home in Seattle Idle Rich Not in 1t

Seattle Has More Folks Who
Follow Simple Life Ethics
Than Any Other City Of the
Size in the World--You Can
BE One II You Wish To.
Seattle has moro home.buIlt
bungalow colonies than any other
city Of the size In the world. Did
you know that1
Solid truth
When you como 20 think of Il.
ono may follow the simple life.
work eight hours a day at the shop
or office and suffer no ineonyeni-
ences at alr-and have a vacation
all summer long.
There arc n dozen settlements on
the shores OF Lake Washington. for
instance.
Many OF these little summer
places boast some $4,000 man
sions. but II IL surprising TO see
how many OF them are little bunga.
|iows--"sbacks" the people who own
them call 'cm--but Just ihe safne.
they offer an ideal setting for an
out-ofdoor vacation plan.
A. Alh Point and az South Aiki.
both places reached by the electric
cars with five-oent fare. you'li
find 1000 Seattle people living Ia
tiny two-room bungalows.
Most OF them are home built.
too.
One may buy a lot for . few hun.
dred dollars and put up tent
house the first season.
Then. II you like the view and
the mosquitoes don't bite and II
your wife and kids don't get lonely.
you can branch out n little bit the
second year
Tear off tho canvas roof and
have a carpenter put on shingles or
tarred paper.
Build q little pIaxxa around the
house for SIS OF 90 and then add
a fsrepiaes. which viii cost you
about $50, and some dlamond.pane
venstian windows. which will cost
you about Si.bo per window and add
solid oak door. which will set you
back about e7--and there you are.
You have really -and.truly sum
mar home.
It's no uncommon sight 10 zee q
family of dad and ma and the boys
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

and girls. hard Mt work making
these improvements on tent
house. sc0rning the costly aid OF a
carpenter. Probably 10000 OF Be
aftis's inhabitants pass a happy
summer every year in these home
built places.
Anybody with 800 10 start on
can have a summer home-it isn't
the boast OF the Idle rich any
longer: Iesstwise. not in Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

xttOI <tdI, 5eHttf'f W"'H-
DeAr Sir: The enclosed. signed
Detition. will show what can be
cone among our peopIe--the
orange--and that without effort
DrO. Swigert took the petition 70
Outlook Grange Friday night and
I had IL at SunnysIde Grange last
evening The signatures represent
1he number present. II You Will
send me bundle Of these petitions
I viii forward them TO the subordi-
rate Oranges Of the state. or see
hat II IL done. for their action.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
THOUGHT THEY DID 1T.

Americans
Pisa where they
hlariouy building
held him there.
heavens," suddenly
at the structure above him. Sec what dong Both ROSTER
fled.
They left early
and the famous leaning owersuccess Magaze
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
In the Mail

Great credit is due your paper for
the stand IL II taking In behalf oi
the oppressed and wronged. Plain
talk. backed by determined action,
can do much. Yours truly,
w. G. PICKING.
Edmonds. Wn., Aug. q, 1911.
Editor Star: I wish 10 thank you
for publishing my little item in
your crowded paper. II was the
means Of locating the child's
mother. and appreciate your kind
ness very much.
Gratefully yours,
A. q. CARY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
UP-To-DATE

Uncle Nose plantation religious
Affiliations
us preacher sa" he said
DO asked the astonhed
gospel?v -
Nose felt himself getting deep
NO. sah he said Ah touches
- -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

HOMESICK
tnow- I've we'd here In
Nebraska nor
To 1
perate a I
DIPLOMACY
office
when he called
speech
Hurra"-snccrss Magazine
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
A GOOD SHOT

prevailing washington
fashion
ing low with his iron the n.y.
What have HIT" With infinite
trict Of Coumbia"-Succcss Magazine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

s':V>l@gu'
w..
I'm back from ny holiday down on
the farm,
Where ausos don't brighten nor en-
pinss alarm:
I'm sick Of canned salmon and cold
storage eggs
And want no more butter from
oiso kegs.
Her First Lap. Too.
A faded old maid saf at last on the
OF man who'd consented her hus.
band 20 be.
i've had a hard race and . big
Z handicap"
shs sighed. hut. thank goodness.
I'm on the last lap"
MY. Globe.
Headquarters Anti Thompson
tfaRuo TIA "a ~ Cali far txa,t.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
Albany Painless Dentists

On the SECOND f1oer Of the Pccpte's uaas
buiiding. Corner Of second Avenue ~
Pike Str~ct-Oppcsise the Bon Marcho
and NscDcugaii q Southwark
Take Elevator or Waik Up
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
PLENTY OF STABILITY

= - - - - 80"
" - - - 's
replied miner looks like permanent cann al, rich,
Success ' - 'S'''
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09
JUST IN TIME.

nIioses-Me missis discharged today.
Norah-Fur
"'N w W. '~'o'-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-08-09

Make us a call ana you with find we d
exactly as We advertise.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1911-11-30
BEEF PRICES LIKELY TO SOAR
Montana Range Cattle Attain Record
High Mark in Chicago.

Chicago. AN unprecedented high
price paid here for range cattle has
called the attention to a condition
which stockmen say has been growing
more and more disturbing for some
time. They say it threatens to make
a low price of meat an impossibility
for the future unless met by activity
among corn belt stockmen.
r. M. Heinrich, of Lodge Grass,
Mont, was paid $3.50 per hundred
pounds for 20 head of cattle that had
never eaten other than the grass of
the open range, price never before
attained on the Chicago cattle market
for range stock. The previous high
price was $3.50, paid in October, 1908,
to another Montana stock raiser.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1911-11-30
Encourage Indian Art.

Mrs. James w. Pinchot, mother Of
Clifford Pinchot, formerly United
States forester, is leading a move
ment to interest American women in
the articles of adornment and utility
made by Indians. She advises the
women to buy bags, caps and belts
made of silk, beads and feathers by
the aborigines. Mrs. Pinchot began
interesting her friends in the handi-
work of Indian women when she
started to collect rare samples Of
needle and bead work made by In
dams in the west. She has studied
much about the textile industries Of
the American redskin, and examples
Of lace collected by her have been
placed in the national museum, where
they attract the attention of women
visitors more quickly than almost
anything else displayed.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1911-11-30

number one that he cannot pull to-
gether with his fellows. So. there are
many parties and organizations among
them, since the Revolution. Some are
frankly aimed at the overthrow of
Turkish power. Others take the side
of the Turks. A vigorous socialistic
propaganda Is in full swing here, with
apparently all extravagances that
ever accompany socialism. Without
discrimination, what is new is adopted.
So the Armenians in this region have
gone in for trades unionism, and they
exult in their power. BY exborbitant
demands, they have closed up many
places of business permanently. Ten
baker shops were put out Of business
here recently within a single week.
The lack Of loyalty to one another
and to their leaders, and their pro-
verbal ingratitude caused one of their
benefactors to say, recently: abdul
Han1id made a great mistake with the
Armenians. Instead of massacring
them periodically, he should have CIV
en- them their independence thirty
years ago. Then they would have de.
stroyed one another by this time"
Many Of the Armenians have well
coined the chance to go into the army.
This is the only place have found
where the new CONSUMPTION laws do
not create opposition. I saw a large
detachment of Christian recruits be-
ing sent off to Aleppo and Damascus,
and it was not at all the melancholy
occasion have witnessed elsewhere.
Perhaps the opportunity to get away
from this remote place reconciled some
some of the conscripts to their fate.
A Land Of Ruins.
Ruins, ruins, ruins, are the charac-
teristic of the hard journey between
this city and Aleppo. Even the soil,
SO rich in possibilities, is in a state Of
ruin. The traveller grows Indifferent
to ruins that would make the fortune
Of any city in Europe. It is necessary
to ride in arabas, which are small
spring wagons, opening at the sides,
and covered like prairie schooner.
Without baggage, or If content to go
at an araba's pace, one may ride
horseback. The nights are spent in
khans, and these afford no accommo-
dalton except the shelter of bare
room, without bed, table or chair. The