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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

G ENATOR REED SMOOT of Utah,
y who is an apostle of the Mormon
church, in spite of all the attacks he
has weathered since his advent into
public life, cannot get used to the
campaigns waged against his religion.
The protest against placing the like
ness of Brigham Young upon the sill
yer service that is to be presented to
the battleship Utah by the citizens Of
the state caused Senator Smoot to
make call upon the secretary of the
navy recently and explain to him the
facts in the case.
The proposition is to have engraved
upon the silver service a likeness Of
the pioneer monument that stands at
the head of Main street, Salt Lake
City. This monument was erected at
the very spot where the pioneers Of
that state, 142 in number, camped
when they went into that wilderness
to carve out a new empire. All Of
them were Mormons and Brigham
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
A Case of Goose
By DONALD ALLEN
lcOpyIIghl. I0II, by AssoeIated LILsTary Pfssal

Young sewell Chester thought very
we'll OF himself. He had studied law
and been admitted to the bar. He was
rather good-looking and the praises
OF certain ladies had made him vain.
While waiting for his first case he
had the consolation Of feeling that his
bread and butter did not depend on 1t.
Altogether, Mr.. Chester was taking a
rosy view Of life, He might have con
tinued in this line for many months
more but for forming the acquaint'
ance Of Miss Mildred Vane.
After his first case a lawyer is eau
tious. Instead Of plunging he looks up
the law. The first time Mr.. Chester
met Miss Vane he admired her. The
second time he fell in love, The third
time-well, Miss Vane was rather a
blunt-outspoken girl, and she turned
on him with:
Mr. Chester, should think the law
would occupy your attention to the ex-
clusion of everything else until you
had carved a name for yourself"
Mr.. Chester mentally admitted that
the girl had the advantage.
"You aren't in practice yet, are
your" continued the girl. Il mean the
practice Of law2"
IL haven't had a case"
"But you probably will have, If you
wait long enough"
"Y-e-s."
81 had an uncle who studied law and
waited five years for his first client.
She was an old woman who had had a
goose stolen from her. It was sim
pie case, but he won it and then went
right head and became a great lawyer.
You should not get discouraged"
Lawyers never swear. They know
the laws against profanity. They
never indulge in threats. There's a
law about that They never seek re-
venge The law faces them again. Mr..
Chester felt himself crushed, but he
could lock himself in his office and de-
clare in whispers that the day would
come-yes, It should come-by the
beard Of his father it must come
when-and so on and so forth! Then
he took up life again and did more
waiting for client and still continued
to love Miss Mildred Vane, though he
took care not to lisp the fact to any
body.
Mr.. Vane was something or other in
q life insurance company. AS that
something or other brought him a sal
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

ara 10000 a year, he could afford
q h il in the country as well as one
in the city.
Mr.. Vane stuck to his horses and
carriage, instead Of selling them for
Junk and doing his riding in chug-
wagon. He thought it safer for the
public. In an auto he did not know
what minute he might run down one
Of his own policyhOlders who carried
q $4,000 risk and had paid but one
premium on 1t.
1t therefore came about that one aft
ernoon Mr. Vane's coachman was
driving Mr.. Vanes daughter over the
highway leading from home to the vii
lage and the railroad depot There
were farmhouses to pass There were
COWS and pigs and geese~and hens to
pass. Mr.. Vane's coachman sat up
very straight and dignifed He had a
position in the world Cows and pigs
and geese and hens had not. There
fore, it was for them to look out. They
seemed to realize this, and slowly
Bauntered out of the dust into the
mayweeds.
All but one old gander! He was
full Of dignity and had a reputation to
maintain. There was his flock looking
on and waiting to see If he would show
the white feather. He took his stand
and with outspread wings he hissed
defiance. He was brave old gander,
hut he went down undaT. tho iron boofa
of the blacks and met his doom. He
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
Join In War Against TubereuIosls.

From statistics published in the
new tuberculosis directory of the
National Association for the Study and
Prevention of tuberculosis it is as
certained that over 600 cities and
towns of the United States, besides
about 100 in Canada, are engaged in
the war against consumption, and that
on April 1st there were nearly 1900
different agencies at work in the cru
sade, an increase of nearly ZOO per
cent. in the last seven years.
The new directory lists 421 tuber-
culosis sanatoria hospitals, and day
camps; oil associations and commit
tees for the prevention Of tubercul-
osis; 342 special dispensaries; 6S
open air schools; 9S hospitals for the
insane and penal institutions, making
special provision for their tuberculosis
inmates; besides giving an account
Of the anti-tuberculosis legislation in
every state and in about $50 cities.
The new directory is sold by the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis, 1O5
East Twenty-second street, New York
city, at cost price, 80 cents postpaid.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
Her Qualifications.

Pat and his little brown mare were
familiar sights to the people Of the
town Of Garry. The mare was lean,
blind and lame, but by dint of much
coaxing Pat kept her to the harness.
One day while leading her to water
he had to pass a corner where a
crowd Of would-be sports had congre-
gated. Thinking to have some amuse-
ment at Pats expense, one called out:
"Hullo, there, Pat. I'm looking for
the real goods. How much is that
mare of yours able to draw?"
"Begora," said Pat, Il can't say
exactly, but she seems to be able to
drawn the attenshun of livery fool in
own."-The Housekeeper.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

it. The treasury can do nothing but
keep it.
The contractor who laid the first
pavement upon Pennsylvania avenue
from the capitol to the White House
has $21, 900 waiting for him. 1t has
been there many years, but the treas
ury has never been able to find the
rightful payee, as the contractor
failed and his affairs became involved
in litigation which has never been set
tied
The amounts of this seemingly own
erless fund range from thousands of
dollars down to a few cents. The
smaller amounts are all held for those
who owned government securities at
some time or other and probably have
forgotten to collect their latest inter.
est
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
New Statesmen Are Economical

IN this new house of representatives
1 there are a number of members who
have come here with a full realization
of the fact that they are one-termers.
They know that according to all hu-
man probabilities they will not be re.
turned, and so they propose to make
all they can out Of two years in Of
fee. No expensive hotels for them;
on the contrary, they are figuring how
they can live on their mileage and
clerk hire, and save their salaries.
The result is that the superintend
ent of the house office building has
had hard work to keep members from
putting cots in their offices for sleep
ing there. 1t is said to be a fact that
some of these "close" congressman
have insisted that they be given the
right to move their trunks into the
house Office building and sleep there,
though they have not yet proposed do
ing light housekeeping.
Speaking of committee rooms, the
shift caused by the change in the po-
litical complexion of the house has re-
suited in embarrassment to some of
the members who have been in the
habit CT taking their nips regularly
during the day.
Gosh, but I'm dry, and tired, and
need a drink" remarked a statesman
as he stood in the corridor the other
day. "But blamed if know where to
get it. Last session l had lots Of
friends who kept bottles in their COM
mittee rooms, and suppose there are
just as many now, or more. but l
dent know where to locate them"
There seems to be no reason to
doubt that the bottles are just as
plenty in this congress as they ever
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
That Was Different.

'WelI, what is it?" asked the wom-
an Of the house as she came to the
door in response to the knock of a
tramp.
Madam, L"
Same old story!"
"If l hadn't lost my health, mad
AM"
"Oh, yes; but why don't you find
Z againl You seem able to saw a
log in two"
"Well, you won't saw any here!"
'If you'd only let me tell you that
lost my health in Andersonville
prison in 1862"
"Whatt What Have you been in
prison!" exclaimed the woman
Two years, ma'am."
"Then come right In and sit down
b a square meal! MY husband got
twelve in Slng-sing, while you only
got two In Andersonville, but I've
got fellow-feeling for you. Yes,
come right inl"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
Lawmakers Are Besieged by Women

session until it's close they-these
women in waiting" as one congress
man facetiously calls them-are to be
seen. Some of them are there for a
short while only or, maybe, a single
visit, but the majority are as firmly
intrenched as the Rock Of Gibraltar
A few are so new and dimdent that
the pages who take In their cards tC
the congressman have to tell them
what to write and where 10 wait. They
come for a million reasons, real and
imaginary, and every shading OF hui
man pathos and comedy is exhibited
in their self-imposed, though none the
less arduous, task Of waiting.
There are young girls, slender and
fair, who come in groups, properly
chaperoned, from boarding schools
just to say "good-day" 70 the member
from their home state. They are
frankly curious and vastly excited
over the novel experience.
There are women with the battle
Scared faces of the unhappy aged
Some Of them are in rusty black and
make no attempt to conceal the pov.
erty that drives them to this lost
hope of winning the sympathy Of a
man who can get them a government
position or aid the passage Of a Ger.
tain bill. They are "on duty" each
day, from noon to adjournment, In the
sitting little room on the house side,
which is merely a columned niche to
the left of statuary hall. From It an
inclined rallied walk, not unlike a gang
plank, leads up to short hall direct
ly opposite the central door of the
house.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
Made Father eestIr Himself.

When Dorothy Medium was a lit
tie younger-she is but ten now-her
father asked her on her return from
Sunday school what the lesson Of the
day had been.
"Dandruff in the lions den," was
her answer.
Ever since Rev. Andrew B. Mel
drum, D. d., has personally applied
himself to the religious instruction Of
his little daughter Exchange.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that is
without sickness In the house now ana
then is rare, and so It Is important that
the head Of the house should know what
to do in the little emergencies that arise.
A child with serious ailment needs a
doctor, It is true, but in the majority of
instances, as any doctor knows, the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There Is no sense in giving It a pill or
a remedy containing an opiate, nor Is
flushing of the bowels to be always rec
commended. Rather give 1t a small dose
of a mild, gentle laxative tonic like DR.,
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin, which, by clean
ing out the bowels and strenEthening the
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
How He Did II.

At the dinner Saturday Of the Mill
tary Order of Foreign Wars, Captain
Carlyle L. Burridge told of a man
who. returning to his domicile at
cockcrow, underwent an inspection by
his wife, who desired to know how
he came to have a large bump on his
forehead.
THAT? Oh, that's where bit my
self" explained he of the night key.
"Bit yourself?" the lady repeated
after him. How could you bite your
self away up there?"
"Why, l stood on a chair" he said.
Cleveland Leader.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
WHY the Mountain staved.

Mahomet was whistling and making
overtures to the mountain, says the
Cleveland Plain Dealer. But the grim
old elevation failed to come to him.
"Oh, we'll" he said with smile
which poorly concealed his chagrin.
'the rates at that mountain house
were simply fierce. Guess I'll stay at
home this suncmer and save money"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Glastonbury. The dwellings were
placed on mounds of clay raised above
the level Of the water. The frame
work Of primitive loom was found
under one mound and the number of
broken bone needles and bone splin.
ters discovered in another mound led
the explorers to think that it may
have been the site of an ancient
needle factory.
Very few human bones have been
discovered, but among the interesting
finds is a blue glass bead with wav.
ing dark line running around it, one
Of the mounds contains 300 tons Of
lay all of which must have been dug
from the surrounding hills and car.
ried to the spot in Scientific
American.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
ach muscles, will Immediately

little stomach muscles. will Immediately
correct the trouble,
This Is not alone our opinion but that
of Mrs. N. H. Mead Of Freeport, Kans.,
whose granddaughter has been taking 1t
successfully and of Mrs j. r. Whiting
Of Lena, Wis, who gives 1t to her children
and takes 1t herself 1t is sold in fifty
cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but If you want TO test it in
your family before you buy 1t send your
address to DR.. Caldwell and he will for
ward supply free of charge
For the free sample address DR.. w. B.
Caldwell, 20l Caldwell building, Month
cello Ill
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
"When a Wife Is Cruel"

The husband rushed into the room
where his wife was sitting.
my dear" said he, excitedly.
Guess what! Intelligence has just
reached me"
The wife gave a jump at this point.
rushed to her husband, and kissing
him fervently, interrupted with:
"Well, thank heaven, Harry!"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
Bears the


Hubby with newspaper)-Well,
we'll! Another bank gone to smash
and none Of the directors knew any
thing about what was going on.
Mrs. Votington-Of course not! It
wouldn't be so If the directors were
all women.-Boston Transcript.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
ThatTired Feeling

that is caused by impure, impoverished
blood or low, rundown condition of the
system, is burdensome and discouraging.
Do not put up with it, but take Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which removes it as nothing
else does.
Il had that tired feeling, had no ap-
petite and no ambition to do anything. A
friend advised me to take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. 1 did so, and soon that tired
feeling was gone, I had a good appetite
and felt well. 1 believe Hoods saved me
from long Illness" Mrs. B. johnson,
Westfeld, N. j.
Get Hoods Sarsaparlla today. In liquid
form or in tablets called SarSatabS.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
People who say Just what they think
ere more numerous than popular.

II constipation Is present. the liver
sluggish take Garfield Tea; II Is mild in
action and never loses its potency.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
A Parable.

Opportunity knocked one day at a
certain mans door.
Twas the afternoon.
No one answered.
"Pshaw!" exclaimed Opportunity.
"He has probably gone to the base.
ball game"
Thereupon she went to look for a
man who was always on the job
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Harduppe-Every man should mar
ry. Everything I have in the world
owe to my wife.
Wigwag-Don't forget that ten spot
you owe me.-Philadelphia Record.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
The Way Of II.

Knicker-How does marriage affect
accomplishments?
Bocker-A girl drops her music and
a man takes up his smoking.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Employer want a boy who is alb
solutely trustworthy. Do you ever
give business secrets away?
Applicant-Not much. boss! sells
em.-Judge.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
ASK FOR AIIFN,s FOoT-FAsE

the Anuseptc powder 20 shake Into your shoes. Ro-
heves Cons, Bunions, Ingrowlng Nails, swollen and
Sweating feet, Blstes and Callous spots. Sold
everywhere CSC. Don accept GpV substitute SAM
pie FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, Lo Roy, NY.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
ExnlaIned.

Indignant Diner-Look here, waiter;
| just found a button in this dish OF
roast turkey.
Calm Waiter-Yes, sir; It is part OF
the dressiDg.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Do your feet feel tired, achy. and sore
at night? Rub them with little Ham
Inns Wizard Oil They'll be glad in the
morning and so will YOU.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Mrs, Wlnslow'a Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Hardly anything can make such a
fool Of a man as side whiskers for
him to be proud of.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

The herb laxative, Garfield Tea, prompt
ly overcomes constipation, biliousness,
sick-headache and insures better health.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

~ mVII"V ILL. - ItNIHsNg l"L l"L NN",
Smarting-Just Eye Comfort Murine
Eye Salve IN Aseptlc Tubes New Size
25c. Murine Liquid 2jc-50c.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Many a man succeeds because he's
a good guesser.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Not so long ago much interest was
awakened in England by the discov-
pry OF q prehistoric lake village near
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
A Redeemina Feature.

MAUD is a harem-scarum sort, isn't
she?"
Yes, but her skirt isn't"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

Don't mind being laughed at; some
day you may splash mud on the laugh
ers with your touring car.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

The man who has been married
fifty years is willing to let his wife
do the boasting about it,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02

The chief secret Of comfort lies in
not allowing trifles to vex us,-Sharp.
Garfield Tea cures constipation, keeps
the blood pure and tones up the system.
Their Time.
Foolish Fred-Do you like Holsters?
Pert Polly-Yes, both human and
crustacean, in their salad days.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1911-06-02
Imnortant 20 Mothera

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-06
WORK MAY RESUME
IN TOMBSTONE SHAFT

It is reported from Tombstone that
the Tombstone Consolidated company
expects TO resume work In the big
shaft on the hill within two weeks.
Already the company is putting men
TO work making repairs on the build
ings and machinery, and there is a
good feeling now in the historic camp
in anticipation Of activity and pros
sperity.
The company last week paid into the
county treasury the taxes on the
property. which were allowed to go
delinquent last year, and this fact IS
taken as guarantee of early resump-
ton. The wages due the men in the
employ of the company have not yet
been paid. and this is not expected
until the mechanics liens have. been
foreclosed. There are so to so leasers
at work. who have made good money
taking out ore on the company's prop
erty. taking out some very rich ore
some running as high as 100 ounces
OF silver TO the ton.
The owners Of the Mabel Cap Gold
Mining company Of Tombstone. Of
which 7. V. Vickers, of Los Angeles IS
president, is getting ready to resume
work in a tunnel which has already
been run 500 feet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-06
ACCIDENT REVEALS
RICH COPPER STRIKE

The most rapid mining development
on; record has been reported by two
men in a single days work, which
resulted in a copper strike at Camp
Sheehy, Lyndal mining district. Of the
Santa Rita mountains, about So miles
south Of Tucson P. J. McCarty and
T. B. Titus went to work at o'clock
in the morning to break ground for
working shaft on the Evelyn Horder
mining claim. owned by them At noon
they reached depth of four feet, en-
countering a large boulder of iron A
cavity in the earth.
Late in the afternoon ropes were
procured and an exploring party was
organized by Charles E. May, the
Sheehy brothers and the owners Of
the mine. Ropes were connected. and
Charles E May took the lead down
into the depths OF the earth, closely
followed by Jerry Shelby After
reaching a depth Of 156 feet Charles
2. May lost his footing and fell SO feet
into large pile Of gusno. Sheehy
Immediately came to his rescue. There
was no damage done TO Mr. May, ex-
cept that the fall had stunned him for
about five minutes After half an
hours rest the party proceeded far
Their. reaching dept Of 237 feet, at
which depth large body Of water was
encountered, the water ranging from
two to four feet in depth and over
200 feet in length. then went through
a narrow channel On the north side
OF the water channel a large body OF
rich copper ore was discovered.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-06
ADD TO YOUR PER
SONAL ADORNMENTS
By the Use of Newbro's Her
picide.

A pretty woman may enhance her
beauty and a plain woman become good
looking by the proper care of her hair.
Nice hair, pretty hair growing On
the head it adcrns is one Of natures
greatest beautifiers.
The kind Of hair which alwayS makes
US look the second time. follows the
use Of Newbro's Herpicide. and is pos
sible for every woman
Regular applications Of Herpicide
kill the misunderstanding dandruff germ.
keep the hair from coming out and add
to it that luxuriance. snap and luster
which are essential to hair beauty.
Newbro's Herpicide. is the Original
scalp prophylactic. All other hair rem
edies claiming to kill the dandruff
germ are simply trying to trade upon
the reputation Of genuine Herpicide.
Applications may be obtained at good
barber shops and hair dressers
Send 10e in postage to The Herpi-
eide Co, Dept, r.. Detroit. Mich, for
sample and booklet.
One dollar size bottles sold by all
druggists under n absolute guarantee.
Kelly & Pollard, Special Agents.