The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-12-01


and the asparagus, or in building a
trapezo for the little boys and show.
ing them how to skin the cat" lie
loved his neighbors and he was in
| terested in his church but most of
all he loved his own family and his
| home.
ED" HoWE'S PHILOSOPHY.
| Copyright 1911 Geo. Matthew Adams)
Mean old Rockefeller has been able
to do more good with his left hand
than some of us good men have been
able to do with our right; and that
isn't fair, either.
Hope is pleasant even when we
know there is nothing in it.
! There can be nothing so evil that
opinion is all on one side; in every
discussion, there are usually nine on
a side, as in ball game.
We all like to go to Chicago, but
how wicked the town is!
The poorer the woman, the greater
her longing to make a trip abroad.
Some doctors profess to believe in
hypnotism, although they say only a
few can be influenced by it. But
chloroform will put to sleep everyone
who smells it.
A man who has a present need not
worry much about the future, you
can't spend the money you are going
to make.
In many newspaper offices, the
long way of telling an incident is re-
garded as editorial.
To find fault with a man hurts him
cheer him.
A nervy man is seldom called down;
1t is modest people who get the in
suits.
The Brazilian coffee growers are
about the most unblushing rascals.
They have not only combined to
raise the price of coffee, but the Bra.
lillian government is helping them.
We talk about" such selfishness az
that in this country.
You can avoid a good deal of bad
luck by working steadily during the
day, behaving yourself, and going to
bed early.
1t is rare man who will not lie
about his age after passing 80.
What has become of the old-faSh- |
Toned active man who was always
about to be rich. but who kept his
home in his wife's name?
When a man takes bitter medicine, |
he usually leaves a little in the spoon |
The quiet man is rarely quoted to |
his discredit.
A man is sometimes so busy max |
ing money that he neglects to take |
care of that he has already made.
We are all inclined to waste too
much powder when the enemy is not |
in sight.
You hear so many wonderful things |
that are not true.
| know man whose idea of chiv-
airy is to protect women against ev-
cry man except himself
The worry of today is often the
result of carelessness yesterday.
The more children a woman has,
the fewer theories she has.
Never believe a mans own story
of how brave, or square, or liberal,
or wise he is.
You frequently say you can't al
ways trust people. Can you always
trust yourself?
MllluHS VI people Will pay lOI an |
easy. useless remedy for tootache in
stead of having the tooth pulled.
People don't even admire a man
who claims he loves his enemy, to
say nothing of believing him.
You can only make a guess at many
hings; but at least have sense
enough to make the best guess pos
iible. {
The average guaranty seems to be (
lbout the most insecure thing there
$.
There will be a row about every {
hing forever and ever amen, and the n
My remedy is to do your best, eat |
lowly and not worry. t
When there is a divorce, and the /
IAN maTries soon after, some people 4
re disposed 20 be indignant. / never Y
m, for the man to carry the core. d
pendent seems to me the best and +
uickest way out of it. 6