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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
FORCE or GRAVITY.
How II Would Affect Mans Weight on
the Celestial Bodies.

the GeleStidl BODIES.
If the planet Mars be really inhab.
tied the people who live there must be
an exceedingly agile race The nv
erage weight Of a man Is about l40
pounds, but the force of gravity on
Mars Is so much less than on the
earth that the t40 pound man would
weigh only fifty-three pounds II he
were transported thither. With such
light weight. and still retaining the
same strength, an individual would
be able to run with the speed of an
express train. go skipping over ten
foot walls and do various other ex-
traordinary things. On the moon a
man would be even lighter.
But on the sun our 40 FOUNDER
would have his troubles. Instead Of
being an airy individual he would
weigh In the neighborhood of ton
and three-quarters. He would prob
ably have the greatest difficulty in
raising his hand, for that member
would weigh about 300 pounds.
According to scientific computation,
a man who on earth weighs 140
pounds would on the other celestial
bodies weigh as follows:
The moon. % pounds; Mars, So
pounds; Venus, ia pounds; Mercury,
119 pounds; Neptune. 1913 pounds;
Uranus, 127 pounds; Saturn, 1865
pounds; Jupiter, 371 pounds, and the
sun, 3.871 pounds. Chicago Tribune.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
TAKEN at His Word.

me eatar was telling how he came
to lose one of his best paying
lGIiehiS The man was hypochon-
GF'2r' who was always imagining that
something terrible was about to hap
pen to him. and the doctor, who was
u great joilier, was kept busy trying
to reason him out of his morbid CON
dltion
"fou have worried yourself until
YOU are bordering on nervous col,
lapse, said the doctor to him one day.
You shouldn't think about your symp.
toms all the time, but just attend to
your affairs as If there was nothing
the matter with you"
"All right. doctor" replied the pa
tient. IN do as you say. You needn't
come 70 see me any more" New York
Times,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

In the county court of the state OF
Oregon. for Umatilla county.
In the matter of the estate of B. @.
Kidder, deceased:
Notice is hereby given that Geo. B.
Kiddel. the undersigned, has been
appointed administrator of the estate
of B. @. Kidder, deceased. and has
duly qualified as such administrator
and all persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified to pre-
sent tho same to me properly verified
at the Office of Attorney Geo. W.
Coutts, John Schmidt block. Pendle-
ton, Oregon, within six months from
the date hereof.
Dated at Athena, Oregon. January
81. 1911.
Geo. B. Kidder. Administrator.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24

When William. prince of Orange,
afterward William III. of England,
was elected stakeholder of the United
Netherlands in 1912 and found himself
In the midst OF war with England and
France he was asked by the Duke of
buckingham whether he did not see
ruin impending over his country.
Nay" he answered. "There is one
certain mems by which / can be sure
enough to see my country's ruin. I
VIII die In the last dscch." And, reject
ing all terms of peace, he checked the
Invasion Of France by opening sluices
and flooding every tract of land, drove
them from Holland In 1914 and made
honorable terms with England and
hnally after varying effort brought the
wsr to successful close by treaty
with France In 1878.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT.

In the County Court of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In the Matter of the Estate of Emery
LaHue, deceased.
Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons whom it may concern that Sarah
LaHue. Administrative of the estate of
Emery LaHue, deceased, has filed her
final account and report in the admin
istration Of said estate; that the court
has fixed Monday the 27th day of
March, A. D., 1911. at the hour of
2 O'Clock in the afternoon as the time,
and the County Court House at Pen
dleton. Umatilla County, Oregon. as
the place where all objections and ex-
ceptions TO the said final account
and report will be heard and the set
tlement thereof made.
Dated this the 24th day of Febru-
ary. A. D., 1911.
Sarah LaHue,
Administrative.
Peterson & Wilson,
Attorneys.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Real Laziness.

The Little Russians-those Of the
southnre said to be cleverer than the
Russians of the north, but they are
lazy-just how lazy may be gathered
from this quotation from Mr. Maurice
Baring's book. Russian Essays and
Stories"
'"rhe Little Russian" said Little
Russian gentleman to me, ''is SO lazy
that he will say to his wife. Little
wife, say whoa to my horse have
a pain in my tongue"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
And He Was, y

Victoria, said her husband, "you
viii not mind It. presr me, II should
happen to be detained downtown late
this EVENING""
y shall not mind tt" austerely an
swered Mrs, vick-sern. because you
vii not be detained downtown late
ths evening or any Other evening"
Chlcago Trlhune.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Progressive.

"When did you commit your first
fatal extravaganza"
when my boss referred to my
wages as my salary"
"And when did you perpetrate this
latest folly?"
1.-THE day my wife called my salary
my income '"-Cleveland Leader.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
A stis,.h In rlnns

porothy was visiting her grandpa
rents IN the country for the first time.
Seeing Il quantity of feathers scat
tered about tae henyard she shook her
head n disa pproval
"Grandpa," she said gravely, "you
really ought to do something to keep
yoar chickens from wearing out so,"--
nelineatnr
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Not Worth While.

II notice that you usually tell the
truth"
Eyes; found that telling lies gets
you into almost as much trouble
Kansas City Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-24
Her Advantana.

\ don't know which Is the greater
gossip Mrss Lovenews or Miss Scan
dalmonger. :
''They say Mrs. Lovenews has cir
\ cnlation % per cent greater than Miss
Scandalmonger Chicago journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
KEEPS THE KIDNEYS WELL
Health is Worth Saving, and Some
Grand Rapids People Know How

Health is Worth Saving, and Some
Grand Rapids People Know How
to Save it.
Many Grand Rapids people take
their lives in their hands by neglect
ing the kidneys when they know
these organs need help. Sick kidneys
are responsible for vast amount of
suffering and i'll health, but there is
no need to suffer nor to remain in
danger when all diseases and aches
and pains due to weak kidneys can
be quickly and permanently cured bv
the use of Doan's Kidney Pills. The
following statement leaves no ground
for doubt.
q. A. Lindner, of PIainfieId, Wis.
says: Three years ago 1 used
Doan's Kidney Pills for kidney com
plant and backache and l received
relief. There has been no serious
recurrence. of the trouble and conse-
quently, I have no hesitation in en-
dorsing Doan's Kidney Pills. I take
this remedy occasionally and it al
ways has a beneficial effect"
For sale by all dealers. rrice so
cents. Foster-MiIburn Co.. Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

Mrs. Frank Sedall the past week.
Mrs O. HoIstrom was a Grand
Rapids visitor for few days last
week
Mr. and Mrs John Lundgren of Ru-
dolph spent Sunday at the ]. Ole
son home
Miss Sfgnie Heden of your city
spent Sunday at the Heden home her
Fred Mclaughlin Of La Crosse was
visitor at the Sedall home the
past week
o. Holstrom spent Sunday at Port
Edwards the guest of his son John
Holstrom
Carl HoIstrom and Eric Nordstrum
returned last week from Mather where
they have been employed.
VIM. Kronholm and wife left on
Monday for Merrill where they will
make their home
The ladies aid society met with
Mrs. John Larson on Wednesday af-
ternoOn.
Miss Anna Henrikson is home from
Hazelburst where she has been spend
ing the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carlson of Rudolph
and Mr.. and Mrs. G. Anderson of Ar
pin attended church services here
on Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Worlund and
son Axel of the Rapids, Sundayed
with friends here.
Axel Quist of Milladore spent Sun
day at the Kronholm home.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
PLAINFIELD

viii Turner and Miss Julia San
ders were married Monday.
A dancing party as held Wednes-
day evening at the home of George
Nigh.
Win Rely and family have moved
from the Alton Gibbs house on Main
street to the BardweH cottage on
North street.
School in the Harris district will
commence next Monday, October 80,
with Miss Laura Patterson as teach
er.
Ward Brewster has secured a posi-
ton in the Chicago and Northwest
ern R. R. depot at South Bancroft
and is learning to be telegraph CD
orator.
Harley Brewster and sister Mrs.
Chas. Fields were in Stevens Point
Wednesday, packing up Mrs. Fields
household goods, who viii move to
Gene, MINI, to join her husband who
has taken up a claim there.
The funeral of Frank Bound. one
Of the early residents of PlainfieId
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
ARPIN

On Monday, October 23rd occurred
the death of Mrs. Jacob Altman and
infant child. She leaves a husband
and one daughter to mourn her loss
besides a host of friends who extend
their heartiest sympathy to the be-
reaved husband and daughter. Drs.
Allen of Auburndale, Millbee of Mar
shield and Hougen of PittsvilIe were
in attendance.
A. J. Cowell was a Grand Rapids
visitor one day last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Winebrenner
are rejoicing over the arrival of a
son, Saturday, October 21st.
A. w Lambert of Grand Rapids
spent Sunday with G. w. Bluett
Miss Clara Hookstra spent Satur-
day and Sunday with friends at Yes
per.
A. Buckham gave a temperance lee
ture in the Presbyterian church at
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

old age. She was born in the old
country, on May Is, 1926. and was
efghty-five years, five months and one
day old when she died She was
widow and made her home with her
son Henry and family. She and her
family had been residents of the tow
Of SfgeI forty-seven years. The fun
eraI service took place Saturday at
the Lutheran church in that town.
Rev Giesselman officiating. The
burial took place at the cemetery
near the church. The deceased leaves
several grown up children. J. r.
Raglan was in charge Of the funeral.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
Advertise N the REPORTER.
SIGEL.

Samuel Walters and George Fors-
Iund returned home on Tuesday from
PIainfield, where they have been en-
pl0yed.
Ella, the thirteen-year-o daughter
Of Mr. and Mrs Frank KObza died
mere last week of pneumonia. Funer-
al services were held on Thursday
at the Catholic church. The bereavec
family have the sympathy of a large
number of friends who with them
mourn her seemingly untimely death.
Ernest Anderson and Albin Lind
strum came home on Friday from Al
mond where they have been employed
for several weeks.
c. Newman is home from Mather.
Mrs. E. Kronholm returned from
Grand Rapids, Mich, on Thursday,
having spent two weeks there visit
ing relatives and friends.
Miss Orah Nilsson Of Grand Rap
ids is visiting friends here.
w. Kronholm and bride came down
from Grand Rapids, Mich, on Thurss
day A wedding reception was held
in their honor at the Kronholm home
on Friday night, to which only reIa-
tives and few oil their most init
mate friends attended
AdoIphus Buchanan Of Marathon
county gave a lecture at the school
house in district No. on Thursday
night. He spoke on the subject Of
prohibition Those who attended en-
joyed his speech immensely.
Robert and Bertha Berg Of Grand
Rapids were week end visitors at
the Berg home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Bates of Port
Edwards visited at the home Of the
latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. A
doIph Yeskie last week.
]. Anderly has gone to Green Bay
and Coleman where he will visit with
friends for an indefinite time.
The Misses Berdina and Floy Berg
spent Friday Of last week at the
Win Berg home in your city.
Mrs. Joe Adam left last week for
Amigo to undergo an operation for
appendicitis.
Miss Lucy SedalI of La Crosse has
been visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

Arpin Tuesday evening, which was
greatly enjoyed by all present.
c. w. Bluett made a business trip
to Grand Rapids Tuesday.
The R. n. A. of Arpin will give a
Halloween Party at the hall satur-
day evening, Nov. 4. Dancing, for
tune telling and various other amuse-
ments will be the order of the even
ing. Ten cent lunches will be serv.
ed by the Neighbors. A cordial in
vitation is extended to. all.
Miss Mary LaVigne visited rela.
tlves at Grand Rapids Saturday.
Don't forget preaching services at
Arpin every Sunday morning at 10: 30
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
SENECA CORNERS.

Frank Stake left last week for
Milwaukee where he will be employed
in a foundry.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Brooks having
sold their farm recently left last
week for Illinois, where they will
make their future home.
John Duncan of Illinois, who pur-
chased the Brooks farm arrived last
week to take charge of his farm.
Chas. Harris of Vesper is moving
on the Chas Madsen place this week.
Henry Getzsinger, who is employed
at Rothschild in a paper mill is
spending a few days with his parents
this week.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

urine for chemical analysis and mi
croscopic examination
Deafness often has been cured in
sixty days.
No matter what your ailment may
be, no matter what others may have
tod you, no matter what experience
you may have had with other physi-
clans, it will be to your advantage
to see them at once Have it forever
settled in your mind. If your case
is incurable they will give you such
advice as may relieve and stay the
disease. Do not put off this duty
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank the neighbors
and friends who so kindly contribut-
ed their help during the illness and
death of our beloved husband and IA
Their. Also for the beautiful flowers
and financial aid from his fellow work
men and of the members of the Con
soIidated Co
Mrs Otto Kauth and
d-wp. children.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
ASSOCIATED DOCTORS, SPECIAL
lists WILL BE AT THE
DIXON HOTEL, THURSDAY, NOV.
8, AND WILL REMAIN
ONE DAY ONLY
Remarkable Success of These Talent
ed Physicians in the Treat
ment of Chronic Diseases.
Offer Their Services
Free of Charge

The Associated Doctors, licensed
by the state OF Wisconsin for the
treatment of deformities and all ner-
vous and chronic diseases of men,
women and children, offer to all who
call on this trip, consultation, exam
nation, advice free, making no charge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
HoW's This?

We offer one hundred dollars reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured nv
Hairs Catarrh Cure. F. j. CHENEY & CO.
Toledo, 0.
We. the undersigned, have known F. !
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING G, KINNAN g. MARVIN
Wholesale Druggist, Toledo. o.
HAIRS Catarrh Cure is taken internanlIy
acting directly upon the blood and mucuCS
surfaces OF the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Drug
giSTs
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
HALLOWEEN PARTY

The Amusement Hall and Skating
Rink viii be opened on Tuesday night
October 81, with a Halloween Party
that viii be attractive and interesting
Mr.. Belanger of Wausau will be here
the latter part of the week to make
arrangements for it, when the parti-
cuIars viii be published and made
known to the public. Lovers Of
skating may prepare for a good time
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

was held Sunday. He died very sud
denly on Friday of heart failure and
rheumatism. A wife and five chill
dren survive him and the children be
ing Mrs. R0bt. Rathermel, Mrs. Thos
Salter, John Bound, Mrs. Grin Perry
and Mrs. Albert Urban.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

you owe yourself or friends or relative
who are suffering because of your
sickness, as a visit this time may
help you
Remember, this free offer is for
one day only.
Married ladies must come with
their husbands and minors with their
parents.
Office at
DIXON HOTEL,
Grand Rapids, Wis.
Hours 10 a. m. to 8 p. m.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

whatever, except the actual cost of
medicine. All that IS asked in re
turn for these valuable services is
that every person treated will state,
the result obtained to their friends
and thus prove TO the sick and affliet
ed in every city and locality, that
at last treatments have been discov-
cred that are reasonably sure and
certain in their effect.
These doctors are considered by
many former patients among Ameri-
cas- leading stomach and nerve spe-
cialists and are experts in the treat
ment OF chronic diseases and so great
and wonderful have been their re
suits that in many cases it is hard
indeed to find the dividing line be
tween skill and miracle.
Diseases Of the stomach, intestines,
liver, blood, skin, nerves, heart, spleen
kidneys, or bladder, rheumatism, sci
atica, diabetes, bed-wetting, leg III
GERS, weak lungs and those afflicted
with long-standing. deep-seated, chron
ic diseases, that have baffled the skill
Of the family physician, should not
iaiI to call.
According to their system no more
operations for appendicitis, gall
stones, tumors, goiter or certain form
Of cancer. They were among the
first in America to earn the name of
the 'Bloodless Surgeons, by doing
away with knife, with blood and with
all pain in the successful treatment
of these dangerous diseases
If you have kidney or bladder trou-
bles bring a two-ounce bottle of your
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

If you have kidney or bladder trou-
bles bring a two-ounce bottle of your
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26
WE DOCTOR EN-

and set their bones in short or
der-carriages, bugsies, business
wagons, surveys. runabouts,
anything that runs on wheels
and has the horse for traction
purpose. Our medicine is the
kind that goes to the right spot
and our fees are small enough,
cure considered. Bring your We
hicle patients to this office.
The Anderson
Carriage Works
See Our SIS Spring Wagons
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-10-26

Come Our Store Prepared Save Money Our Prices are the Lowest the Low
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-14
LUELLA OHRMAN TO
SING AT FESTIVAL

In Mrs. Luella Chilson. Ohrman,
who will sing in the Verdi Requiem at
the coming Richmond May Musical
Festival. the patrons of that event are
assured of hearing one Of the most
gifted and most successful of Ameri-
cas- younger sopranos. Mrs. Ohr-
mans earlier studies were pursued in
the Chicago Musical College, where in
one year she won scholarship and
the much-prized diamond medal. Her
voice is lyric soprano. of extended
range and beautiful quality. and we'll
schooled. In opera, oratorio and re-
cital Mrs Ohrman has been alike sue
cessful: for in addition to her vocal
endowments Mrs. Ohrman is gifted
with rare intelligence which she has
applied seriously and earnestly to her
advancement in her chosen field. A
charming personality and winning
presence are not the least OF her mer.
it's.
In grand opera at the Auditorium in
Chicago. Mrs Ohrman's singing, ac-
cording to the Chicago .Inter-Ocean,
brought forth a spontaneous burst of
applause" Another authoritative rec
ognition of her worth was her engage
ment this season by the Pittsburg Or
chestra as soloist. From this and a
long list Of other engagements in the
East, Mrs. Ohrman comes to the Rich
mond Festival where her appearance
will be awaited with no little interest.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-14
SELF DESTRUCTION
PACT IS UNtARTHED
Pretty Gotham Girl Would
Join Her Goldman" Mys-
teriously Killed.
(American News Service)

New York, May 13.-Carrying out
her threat to end her life and join DR..
w. r. C. Latson, her goldman" in
the world beyond. Miss Alta Marhezka
the beautiful young aide of the physi-
clan who was found lifeless with a
bullet in his brain, attempted suicide
by gas early today. She is now in the
Washington Heights hospital So
strange a-&aie-of india mystielsin. orr
entail romance and far eastern theoso-
ply is woven about the shooting Of
the doctor and the girls attempted
suicide today that open doubt is ex-
pressed whether the affair has not
taken on more ominious bearing
than the theory of self destruction.
Added to the emphatic belief OF the
mother and sister of the dead that the
case Is one for the authorities was the
statement of corcner's physician, Phil
ip F. O'Hanlon, who made an exomina-
ton of the body.
1.-THE wound was not self-inflicted."
said DIR. O'Hanlon at his home today.
Il found the bullet was fired into DR..
Latson's brain through the neck. This
is entirely out of the area usually
found in suicide by shooting. More
over, this man was physician, train
ed in anatomy and most certainly
would not have shot himself in a spot
that was not liable to be fatal.
II am convinced that the man did
not kill himself. The wound has been
further examined by Lieut.. Jones, the
gunshot expert from police headquar-
ters and he agrees with me-"
In the meantime Coroner Feinberg
and most of the detectives working on
the curious case will entertain no 9TH
er theory than suicide.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-14
YANKEES At TRIAL
Of Camorrists Which Still
Drags Along.
tAmerican News Service)


viterbo, Italy. May 13.-Details of
how the loot taken from the dead
body Of Gennaro Cuoccolo and from
the Cuoccolo apartments in Naples
after Maria ,Cutinelli Cuoccolo had
been stabbed to dexth. were told on
the witness stand today by Gennaru
Abatemaggio, the states witness.
when he was confronted by Enrico AL.
fano. the head Of the Camorra.
/. In the great steel cage. the other
Neapolitan prisoners strained their
ears to catch the words OF the inform.
er. There was a great crowd of for
eigners III court, among them many
Americans who had motored from
Rome.
Abatemaggio told how the assassins
of Cuoccolo had rifled his pockets in
order to make 1t appear that robbery
had been the motive. After murder
ing "the beuGsEnl sorrentinas %
Maria Cuoccolo was known, the slay.
ers calmly ate lunch In the dining
room of the apartments and ransacked
the place, carrying off everything
which struck their fancy, Abatemag.
gio said.
At the conclusion OF the session an
adjournment was taken until Monday.