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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16

There was no way to stop these
people from coming in The steam
ship companies brough. them over
every week by the hundreds, ard
it was recently estimated that
in the state of California alone,
and half again as many scattered
over Washington and Oregon.
DR.. Glover's tests for hookworm
or ground itch anemia, as it is
commonly called, were made from
those brought here from the ORR
ent.
.'Hookworm reminds me of the
story of the hen and the egg"
said DR.. Glover in discussing the
case. THAT is, you can't tell
which came first, the egg or the
hen. All we kniw is that it is here
and that it is extremely danger
Gus. Investigations in the south
have proven this conclusively. The
eggs from which the hookworm is
Matched, passes from the body of
the man suffering from the dis
ease, to the ground, and there the
eggs are Matched. The new born
worm is so small that it is almost
impossible to detect it with the
naked eye. This worm, after
Matching, grows and thrives in the
soil.
"a man comes past in his bare
feet, or we will say he is yplanting
seed or something that forces his
hare hand To coma i'm contact wit N
the ground. The worm in the soil
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16
One-Tenth Down Plan

No excuse nowadays for living il
rented house. You can secure &
lovely little home by depositing II
per cent of purchase price, then
pay $40 monthly on deferred bal
ances. Said sum including all inter
No. IA cozy remode,ed 5-room
cottage, containing a big attic, with
sleeping porch, lights, porcelain
plumbing and a big kitchen. Ground
and water mains in and paid for, but
street has not yet been graded. De-
scribed as Lot IL and w Ia of Lot 10,
Block 20. Hosmer's Addition, being
on 51st st. near Asotin. South Ia
coma car. Price $500.
No. Part marine view 6-room
house, newly papered and painted
porcelain plumbing. gas
range, nice veranda. full lots. Lo-
cal Improvements all in and paid.
as Lots Z and 8. Block 2. Home -
dition, located No. Mullen st 4, 8 blks.
west of Whitworth college and 2
blocks to Defiance car. Price $1,000.
No. 3.-This is a 4-room cottage
with a big. living room, porcelain
plaster, brand new house. nice view.
Street opened, but not yet graded.
VIII easily rent for SIS. The lots
are numbered 10 and II. Block 2,
Mckinley Heights Plat. located on
East L near Division Lane and Co
lumbia ave. Price $3.50.
No. 4.-Right' adjoining preceding
cottage, we have another Just like
It, but containing one more room,
that may be sold for $500, on the
easy savings plan. Don't fail to see
these pretty new houses.
No. 5.-Attractive modern 6-room
house and 2 corner lots (50x120 it,
near So. 7th and Lawrence for So
900. Street improvements all in and
paid. Rooms are extra large; nice
lawn, young fruit trees, etc. Will
sell on terms or trade for piece of
Puyallup acreage.
NOTE-Get keys to any of above
houses at office.
Building and Loan Department
LENNOX TRUST COMPANY
e521a Pacific ave.
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Furnaces

STILLM AN DREW CO.. Heating en-
-perts, 751 st. Helens ave. Phone
NJ. 5759.
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Furnished Bungalow
al Actual Cost

Tho owner will sell his beauti-
full 5-room furnished, all modern
bungalow; house is plastered
throughout, with very handsomely
finished woodwork, large attic con-
vertible into three rooms at small
expense; full lots. 1 block to car,
10 minutes ride to business center.
Price $4,000; $500 to $500 cash, bal
ance from $40 to SIS per month.
This property will rent for $40 per
month furnished. An opportunity
that does not arise often to own
your own homo and stop the rent
habit. Take Pacific Traction car
and get off at SSth and Queen Anne
Park. See Mr.. Bruggemann.
Surety Bonds. Fire Insurance.
E. F. Gregory Co., Inc.
s. r. Webb. e. II. Gregory.
100 Twelfth st.
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Sewing Machine
Free

The first purchaser of our new at
tractive 5-room bungalows on Nc
Kinley Hill will be given new
Rhodes Bros. guaranteed sewing
machine. Houses are double con-
struction throughout, porcelain
plumbing, stylish exterior, large
yards, fenced, ready for garden, and
are the best homes offered in the
city To-Day Terms are within the
reach of every thrifty mechanic.
Come, let us take you out to see
them and get your contract made
out today. In case of SICKNESS a
liberal extension of time is given.
Prices range from $3.50 to $4,000; 10
per cent down If possible. monthly
payments on remainder from SIS to
$25 INCLUDING ALL INTEREST
CHARGES. No telephone inquiries
will be answered. Information at Of
flee.
Building and Loan Department
Lennox Trust Company
9521k Pacific ave.
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Buy of Owner
Three Different Houses.

Three Different Houses.
NO. HAS A large rooms, in ad-
dition there is a bathroom with a
porcelain tub, electric lights with
switches, porch and expensive toilet,
and hard plaster. Beautiful valley
view. House brand new. Premises
will easily rent for SIS. Located
on Ea. l. ST.. near 36th st. Price
$3.50; s165 down, $40 monthly.
NO. 2-Story and a half bungalow
just being finished. Contains aH-the
Improvements enumerated in above
house No. /. 1t is a beauty, artistic,
double constructed, located on Nc
Kinley Hill, overlooking the entire
Puyallup valley. Price $500; $3.50
down, $40 monthly.
NO. 3-On No. Yakima ave-, bet.
4th and 5th. The very heart of the
choice residence district in the city,
you can buy a Groom house with
sleeping porch. The property has
one lot with new garage, under
ground 100-gallon tank for gasoline.
The price is $1,000; $1,000 cash will
handle it.
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Furnished Rooms


FURNISHED rooms for rent, $1.0t
week up. 1874 ID ST.. So.
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Barber Shops
Fuel Dealers
Licensed Chlropractor

diseases cured without
drugs. DR.. Nina A. Derby, Ill SON X
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Educational

YOU can qualify yourself for a bet
ter position in spare time. w. S.
Hamrisk Host, 1. c. S, 935 Com
merce st.
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Business Directory
S1OO.0OO.0OO
WAS MADE by REAL ESTATE
OWNERS IN
Western Canada

LAST YEAR m
From tho most accurate figures
obtainable over ONE HUNDRED
MILLION DOLLARS was made by
real estate owners in growing cities
and towns of Western Carada las t
year. This vast wealth was exclu-
sive of improvem and repre-
sented actual increase in land VAL
ues alone.
Original records gathered by tho
Winntpeg Free Press prove that in
eight Western Canadian cities the
yalue of land alone-not counting
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT 562 per
cent for the last five years--an an
nual increase of l12 per cent for
zach city during the last five years.
These figures Indicate that invest
ments in live growing cities in
Western Canada are as safe and
sure as an investment can be, and
that 100 per cent profit each year
Is almost a certainty.
You have e. opportunity now to
participate in these immense profits
by being one of the original pur-
chasers of town lots in the Grand
Trunk Pacific addition to the fast
growing Western Canadian cities
known as
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16
Take a Peep

at this one, right on car line, SC
fare, at city limits. House, barn,
chicken yards, good water, wood
She'd 9 lots cleared and fenced.
This is a snap. Terms on this $500
handles it. l doz. chickens and a
good COW will be given free by
owner if this is purchased this week.
Here is a chance for free milk. but
ter and eggs, and good home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16
Hindus Imported Here by Railroads
Are Afflicted With Hookworm

SAN FRANCISCO 16.-Over of Hndus in
NJ Glover, charge
Angel Island
among within
Gloves made because of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16

Fine buy in West End-6-room
house, gas, electric lights, best por-
berries, fine place for chickens;
street assessments all paid; lots !;
Y block from 18th st. car. Can give
clear deed and abstract. Worth So
600 of anybody's money. For quick
deal $3.50 cash or terms. Call A
1854 or 621 So. 18th st.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16
Help Wanted-Male

GENTLEMEN'S washing and mend
Ing neatly done at a reasonable
price. Call Main 1894.
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$3.50 DOWN

And balance payable 5000 per an
mum, buys a 40-acre tract, extra we'll
located, about / mile from Spanaway
all cleared and in pasture now. A
man with any kind of get up" can
make a good living here. Come in
and see us for full particulars.
TACOMA REAL ESTATE: AGENCY
1904 Bernice Bldg.
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RATES FOR CLA.3SI-
FLED WANT" AID
REFRESHMENTS

No advertisement taken for les
than 10 cents each insertion
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LAWRENCE HoTEL-Sseam heated
rooms 81 week up. 10llh A ST.
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LOOK HERE! We have some nice
homes from $1,000 up to big figures.
Acreage right in city and outside
Land for rent in Puyallup valley
Write your insurance or make you
a loan. Tide lands. Launches.
DRAGGOO DAVIDSON co
500 Cal. Bldg. Phone M. 1851.
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All mail orders must be accom-
panied with the cash.
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Homeopathic Physicians
-~~~~~~~e~~~>~~-N~~~~ ~N~~~~~s~~.~~-o~
/. Fl. ROBB-Nose. throat and lungs;
stomach and bowels. 930h Pa
cific ave.
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MORTALITY NOTES

Edgewood Hanson, who has res
sided in Tacoma some twenty
years, died yesterday at his home,
1918 A street, aged 60. Deceased
was member of the Viking lodge
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16
Legal Notices
Notice to Creditors of GOwIIand ISL
and Company, n Corporation.

Notice to Creditors of GOwlland ISL
and Company, a Corporation.
You and each of you are hereby
notified to present a duly verified
claim of any amount due you ~ the
Gowlland Island Company, a corpor-
alton, within sixty (60) days after
the first publication of this notice
to the undersigned, the duly and
regularly appointed receiver of said
Gowlland Island Company at room
407 National Bank of Commerce
Building. Tacoma. Pierce County,
Washington. The date of the first
publication of this notice is the 18th
day of January, 1911.
JOSEPH X DORR,
Receiver of Gowlland Island Co., a
corporation.
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$3.50

For fine building site. 2 lots, N.
w. corner East Howe and 38th st.
fine view of mountain and of Puy-
allup valley; water main in and paid
for. Sec owner, sos Fidelity Bldg.
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For Sale, Real Estate
FOR SALE BY OwEER

5-room, new bungalow, with
porch. 2 clothes closets. pantry
fenced, u block to car. IS minute,
from 9th St; all cars heated and
transfers to any line in the city; ]
block to store, 8 blocks to school
Price. $1,000; 500 cash. $40 PEI
$3.50.
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Mortgages for Sale

$1,000 MORTGAGE for sale bearing s
per cent Interest,"; security, choice
residence property, fully Insured. In
ferest collected free seut-annually
4{eo for full Information. Lennox
&rugt Co., s62X Pacific ava
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FOR RENT-New furnished house
1904k So. Tacoma ave, Main 2234
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IL lots. good house and outbuild-
ings, rs fruit trees. all kinds of ber-
ries; 1912 So. 64th st. Price $2750.
Phone Main HOG or call at house.
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Help Wanted-~Female

~
Two hustliny agents. ladies CT gem
tlemen. Pay salary and commits
sion. Experience not necessary. Call
t2s Tacoma ave
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TAG. TOILET SUI. CO.. s42 Com
A 2265. M. 26b. Excellent Bervica
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FOR SALE

Corner No. Sth and Washington,
2 lots and new 5-room house, ali
complete. Can make 2 more rooms
If required. Look it over IL inter-
ested. Call NJ. 1891.
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ported. When a Hindu wants ia
come here from Hongkong, China
the company's physician examines
him. If he is found to have any
disease he is told so and advised
to stay in China-If he insists, how4
ever, on taking chance of passing
the steamship company forces him
to put up two fares. One fare IL
ito get over and the other for TAX
ing him back in case he is de.
lported. =
Under this arrangement the
steamship lines make a good profit
| by carrying diseased Orientals In
their steerage.
The only people affected by de-
porting over half the Hindus who
come here are the railroads, who
want cheap labor because it helps
them pay dividends on watered
stock and also gives them Slaves"
so they are not forced to pay Hv-
ling wages to white men for the
work done by the Hindu.
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Stove Repairing
Plumbing

$4,000 .->->>N~- >->>N->>>>>>-
691. Practical plumbing and heat
Ing at reasonable rates. Jobbing a
speciality. ~
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MONEY TO LOAN

We have money to loan in small
on good real estate secur-
ity for short or long periods. Get
our rates and compare with others.
The $1,000 Co.
800 California Bldg.
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For Sale, Real Estate
Business Property
To Trade

One lot with store building and
Groom dwelling in tho rear, located
on a paved street. VIII trade for q
small suburban home near car line,
or might consider rooming house
TACOMA REAL ESTATE AGENCY
1904 Bernice Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-16
Grand Trunk
Pacific Railway
Division Points
Watrous, Melville,
Wainwright, Biggar

Tho Grand Trunk Pacific offers in
these splendidly located, fast grow
ing Division Points ana in the
townsite of Tofield an opportunity
for the investor to share in the
large profits that are sure to ac-
crue as a result of the rapid and
sub anan growth that aS,,, eharaster
Points "a aRS wsll iSGfsante9 cities and
The brand Trunk Pacific does not
offer townsites or additions so To-
them of questionable Value. The
object in selling these lots at the
low prices at which they are offered
10 to encourage the upbuildinE of
these cities from which the Grand
Trunk Pacific will derive vastly
more benefit than from the sale Of
lots.
lots range from 500 upward, on
easy payments of 10 per cent cash
make your purchase direct and se-
cure title from the Grand Trunk Pa
cific Railway Co. Write for litera-
ture and make your selection while
the prices are extremely low and
the possibilities unlimited. Address
LAND COMMISSIONER
Grand Trunk Pacific r. r.
Co.
COG Somerset Bldg, Winnipeg, Man.
r II. LAWSON LAND co,
l16 So. 18th St. Tacoma. Wash
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The remains of Robert McIn-
tyre, who died at his home at
South Prairie on Saturday last
will be brought to Tacoma tomor4
row. The Hoska-Buckley-Kina
company will conduct the funeral
arrangements. :,
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The funeral of Mrs. NARY
knight, who died Thursday at her
home near Fern Hill, was held al
2:3O yesterday afternoon from the
notwithstanding parlors, Rev.
w. l.. Getty officiating. She was
50 years of age and is survived BY
her husband; one daughter, Miss
Amy Knight; sister, Mrs. Ellen
Gavin of Ithaca, N. Y, and d
brother, Frank Pinch of Sydney
N. Y.
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REMOVAL NOTICE.
On March 1st we will move our
office to the National Realty Bldg,
Pacific avenue.
Il. + GREGORY CO.
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REMOVAL NOTICE.
On March LIST we will move our
office to the National Realty Bldg,
Pacific avenue.
II. Il GREGORY co.
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Owner, All North Yakima

REMOVAL NOTICE.
On March LIST we will move our
office to the National Realty Bldg,
l117-1119 Pacific avenue
Il. Il GREGORY co.
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An Ideal Home

home and u acre of ground, on
Steilacoom lake, only 3 min. walk
from station. The land is all inn
proved and the house in fine condi-
ton, good water, electric lights and
gas. win sell at a bargain, $3.50, on
your own terms
Fl. L. Robbins
20S BANK OF CAL. BLDG.
M. .179. Fire Insurance. A 1179
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acres at sacrifice, on road, 4
blocks from street car; good shot
clay soil. M. Dalton Realty Co..
l02 So. 18th. M. $500.
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Situations Wanted-Male

~N>>~>>N~-~e>~r>~~~~~>r~~s
FIRST-CLASS painting. paperhang-
ders at 10S So. 18th or call NJ. 1899.
GREEK, male. wants teacher for
mandolin. L. o. Box 221.
HONEST man of 25 wishes position.
Can write English, Italian and
speak Spanish. Address Box 644,
caro- Times.
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TACOMA TIMES CLASSIFIED WANT ADS.
Dressnaaking


Wanted, sewing by day. NJ. 413o.
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Housekeeping Rooms

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private bath, phone Under new
management. 74S1z Tacoma ave-, NJ.
S591.
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O. N. Johns

Main 1888. s26 California Bldg
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Salary Loans

MONEY FOR SALARIED PEOPLE
women keeping house and others
furnished upon their own notes.
without security. Cheapest rates,
cipal cities. d. H. Tolman. s31
Bldg.
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TWO small rooms. plainly furnished
for housekeeping, $3.50 per week.
1888 So, d st.
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Lost

e~~~~~~~~~~>>~>~>~-> ~~-~~~~~~>>~~~~~~~-~
LOST-Gold link cuff button, lost
between 3Sth and 10th on Yakima.
Finder leave at Times office or 1885
So. Yakima.
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Second Hand Stores.

ED. BENNICK. new and second hand
goods bought and sold and ex-
changed. Highest prices paid for
secondhand goods. 1901 Jefferson
ave-. Main 1890.
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Boarders Wanted

BUSY MEN AND WOMEN find IL
convenient to telephone their
->Want" ads to tho Times. Main 7s9
Ind. A I7a3. TfmeD ads cost only
1no cent per word. 10 words cost
10 cents.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-31
Women Will Work for Peace

The determining part to be played
by women in the war against war is
clear. The militant women we know
today are the mothers of the women
of tomorrow. These women will no
longer be merely the "ministering
angels" of the past to nurse the
wounded in battle, to weep for the
dead. They will make their influence
potent in the conduct of the nations,
and that influence will be for peace.
But how?
Never forgetting their ultimate aim.
always realizing that they must oc-
cupy a place in the councils Of men,
as equals of men, let women lay to
slumber their individual present as
pirations and widely awaken their
broader humanitarian aspirations for
an achievement infinitely longed for,
By rrem, buT BY all humal
ity alike.
Henceforth, in the home, the schoo
society, women must advocate wit
iall their powers the union Of nation
in compact that shall usher in th
dawn of a lasting universal peac'
Through all mediums let them worl
into all existing institutions let thel
inject that spirit. Let them Great
institutions if those that exist do nc
suffice.-Madeline Black.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-31
MOTHER HEN WAS RESIGNED
Her Only Son "Entered" Ministry
While Other Children Could Only
Be "Lay" Members.

A motherly hen hatched out thir:
teen chicks, only one being rooster.
Him she named Henry. She tried to
bring them up right and gave them
much good advice.
Nov, children" she many times
warned them, when the preacher
comes around, you watch out and run
and hide. or you may lose your pre-
cious lives. 1t is always dangerous
when he stays for dinner"
They needed her warning for a
time. but finally Henry became care
less, lost his head and was eaten.
The old mother grieyed for awhile
but at last became resigned.
Perhaps it is just as we'll" she
mused, that Henry should enter the
ministry, because the rest Of my flock
can never be anything but lay mem
bers. anyway."-Norman E. Mack's
National Monthly.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1911-05-31
LIFE WAS STRENUOUS
THINGS NOT ALWAYS PLEASANT
IN THE STONE AeE.
Glance Backward at Domestic TrlbuIa.
tions of the Cave Dweller Should
Make Us Thankful Times
Have Changed.

Away back in the days of the cave
dwellers life must indeed have been
a strenuous proposition.
After you'd chased an antelope 80
miles through the woods and killed 1t
with stone hatchet with an edge like
a grindstone you had to carry 1t home
80 miles and dissect 1t with piece Of
flint that was as sharp as Rugby
football.
If company came to dinner you
couldn't boil can Of soup in kettle
and serve the delighted guests with
something that made their mouths wa
ter. Not much you couldn't.
Instead you'd follow your cave-dwell-
ing wife into the back part Of the
cave, and she'd say just like your
wife does today:
Fool! Idiot! Wretch! The very
idea of your bringing people home
when you knew there wasn't anything
in the house to eat!"
Then you'd go out where the COM
pany was twiddling Its bare legs and
say:
'I'm awfully sorry, OF man, but
there ain't anything to eat in the
house. Just make yourself at home,
and I'll run over on Stone river and
see If I can't kill something" You
couldn't even give him that old song
and dance about the grocer not COM
ing.
You'd have to wander about in the
jungle, and finally, If luck was with
you, you'd kill something-it didn't
matter what. You'd hurry home, and
your wife and the guest would be on
the friendly footing of the walrus and
an algebraic proposition, and the way
she looked at you would make colo
chills run up and down your spine.
It's different these days, and much
as we lambast the Gamers of lima.
beans and tomatoes and ham and
things, we have to admit that 1t beats
the stone age all hollow.
If you bring a friend home unex-
pectedly, of course, your wife will look
at you as though you'd contemplated
skinning the baby or robbing a Sun
day school of it's collection, but she'll
be able to dish up something!
If everything else fails she can call
up the drug store and get some Ice
cream, and lie to the guest, saying:
"It has been so hot we don't eat sup
per now. We usually have cream.
For times have changed since the
stone age, and many of US, forgetful
of our blessings at other times, must
recognize that we are fortunate peo-
pies, when the times comes for COM
parison of conveniences.-Dallas News.