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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-03-22
HAM BURG.

CHAsEBuRG, March 20-Rev E H Polechek and
daughter Edna spent Sunday at StOddard Phio
Van Dyke transacted business at La Crosse one
day last week J. W. Lowe departed Sunday
for Fulton. Illinois. where Colorado girl will be-
come his bride The young couple will return to
the burg the latter part of the week and will take
up housekeeping at once. Charity Hoyt who is
attending school at NrOQua. spent Saturday and
Sunday at her home in this village Mrs Charles
krause did shopping at La Crosse Tuesday ......
Chester Eide a La Crosse business caller
Thursday o. L. Marco of La Crosse transacted
business IN the village. Mrs. Harry Hoyt was a
shopper in La Caosse. Mrs. John Graf attended
church at Coon Valley. Sunday Harry Hoyt
has purchased the stock in the saloon formerly
cupied by Frank Cuta and will continue the bust
ness. .... N. j. Hilton of La Crosse was local
business caller Saturday 49, Norman Larson is
employed IN the local mill. August Grouskopf is
preparing to build fine combined saloon and
dwelling house. The building will be of concrete
and wlli make nee addition TO the original town
.. Mrs. Bert Gardner spent several days at La
Crosse visiting relatives. 500. The work Of moving
Charles Ender's house is completed and work on
his new butcher shop will be commenced at once
Miss Elsie Fox a caller at Niroqua Satur-
day .... Miss Agnes Keuksieek spent Sunday at
her home IN Stoddard j. Ulhrich Of Minneapo-
lis transacted business in the burg Wednesday
Frank Cuta has moved onto his farm near this
village The local creamery officers held
meeting Thursday in regard 10 tn. purcf ase Of a
new machine Miss Selma Hoff of Westby
spent few days in the village last week visiting
friends Rudolph Schlict and wife have taken
UP housekeeping in the II. W. Schallert house H..
For lack Of room the local creamery is intending
to erect addition 10 the present building in the
near future g. A. kaeppler of La Crosse is
taking the place Of cashier the bank during the
latters absence on his wedding trip. A surprise
party was given at Chas. Jernannder's Sunday
night The evening was enJoyabiy spent with
various amusement and all in attendance report
ley was in the burg Friday installing several new
telephones. EVERGREEN.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-03-22

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1RrG., IL CUP cHfiTe-,.l "a E.,hg. 7 IA
shoon SAT-; rs cisb S.,t,t sns[F: y rYb
moiaSseS;5 GsseI keasp 1JHfALs K { Ba-
King Powder.
Sift together, three times. meal flour
silt and baking powder. Mix molasses
and sweet milk and stir into dry in
gradients to makea smooth batter. Turn
into two empty K ( Baking Powder
boxes, thoroughly buttered. and let
steam three hours. This bread is mar
ticularly good to serve with salads or
raw oysters; also at breakfast, as toast
OF all kinds.
Raisins or currants may be added.
though some prefer il without.
Readers of this paper may obtain The
Cooks Book containing this and SO
other delicious recipes free bv sending
the colored certificate packed in every
2S-cent can of X c Baking Powder 10
the JAQUEs MFG. Co, Chicago. Send
for The Cooks Book today. 90
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CHURCH NOTES

Ladies aid society Of the Christian
church will he entertained at the h"me
of Mrs. r. H Drake on Friday after
noon.
Time of weekly prayer meeting of
the Christian church will this week be
changed from Wednesday to Thursday.
Pastor McCallum of Viroqua will
preach in the Brush Hollow church
next Sunday afternoon at 2;30.
Next Sunday, at the Christian church
Pastor McCallum will preach on the
following subjects: Morning, Follow
ing Afar OFF; evening, Fact and Fic-
ton of Christian Science.
United church aid society will be en-
tertained at church parlors by Mes
DANES Chris Eilefs0n and Hans David
son on Thursday afternoon of next
week
Lib, rty Pole Methodist aid society
viii meet with Mrs c. b. Fortney
ThufsGay, March 30. IL the afternoon.
Ladies al society Of the Congrega
tional church rill be entertained Thurs
DAY afternoon IN The church parlors by
Mrs. Geo Clarke and Mrs. A. e. Hart
well.
Pastor OF Congregational church viii
preach as usual next Sunday morning.
In the evening, at7;80, Rev. DR.. Luciua
0. Baird of Chicago will occupy the
pulpit Dr. Baird is very able speak
er, having flied some Of the more i'm
portsnt pulpits of the denomination.
Dr. Baird is now western secretary of
the American Missionary association.
A splendid address upon some vitally
interesting feature of home missionary
work is assured. Male quartette will
furnish music and Mr.. Parker will
render a solo.
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NOTICE OF CITY ELECTION
CTATE OF WISCoNSI-VERNoN COUNTY
- Office Of City Clerk. Niroana. March q. 1911.

CTATE OF WISCONSI-VERNON COUNTY I
~ Office Of City Clerk. Viroqua, March l4,i9ll.
Notice is hereby given. that the ensuing cleo
ton at which are to be elected the following off
GERS, to-wit:
A Supreme Justice to succeed Aad J. Vinje
appointed 10 fill vacancy caused by the resigna-
ton of j. E. Dodge and whose term of Office will
expire on the first Monday of January. 1912
A Justice of the Peace in place of Senaca r.
Pollard. whose term of office expires May l, 1911
A Justice of the Peace in place of William E.
Butt, whose term of Office expires May !, 1911.
A Supervisor in First ward in place of Isaac S.
Hamilton whose term of Office expires May 1, 1911.
An Alderman of the First ward in place Of E.
p. Kuehn, whose term of office expires the thru
Tuesday in April. 1911.
A Supervisor in the Second ward ir place of
Chris, Ellefson, whose term of office exIi-es May
!. 1911.
An Alderman of the Second ward in place of T
T. Sanwick. whose term Of office expires the third
Tuesday in April 1911.
A Supervisor in the Third ward in place of A.
F. May. whose term of office expires May !. 1911.
An Alderman of the Third ward in place of ID
E. Morrison. whose term of Office expires the
Third Tuesday IN April, 1911.
NOTICE OF ELEcTIoNTovoTE ON LICENSE QUESTION
To the electors of the city of Yiroqua:
Awritten request therfor of electors of said city
having been duly filed with the undersigned. city
clerk of said city, praying that the question Of Ii
censing persons to deal or traffic in strong, spirit
Gus, malt. ardent or Intoxicating liquors or drinks
beverage, be submitted to the electors of said
city at the next election on the 4th day of April
next.
Notice is hereby given that at the ensuing cleo
ton to be held in the said city of Vroqua, on the
4th day Of April, 1911. the question whether or
not any person shall be licensed to deal or traffic
in any strong, spurious. malt, ardent or intoxi-
eating liquors or drinks as a beverage. will be
submitted to a vote of the electors of said city of
Viroqua. pursuant to the provisions of law
The polls Of the election will be open at six
O'Clock in the forenoon. and close at fYe o'clock in
the afternoon of said day.
Dated this l4th day of March. 1911.
The election viii be held at the several wards in
the city of Viroqua on the 4th day of April next.
Polls of said election will be open at 600 a. m and
closed at 500 p. m. Of same day. The vo' ing
places are as follows: First ward. city council
chamber Second ward. Albert Johnson's store
room known as Mrs. Buckley building; Third
ward. Rice building north room on Main street.
Dated March Ii. 1911. GEORGE H. CLARKE,
City Clerk.
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You Take No Risk
Our Reputation and Money
are Back of This Offer

We pay for all the medicine used
during the trial, if our remedy fails to
completely relieve you of constipation.
We take all the risk. You are not
obligated to as in any way whatever,
if you accept our offer. Could any
thing be more fair for you? Is there
any reason why you should hesitate to
put our claims to practical test?
The most scientific, commOnsense
treatment is ReXall Orderlies, which
are eaten like candy. They are very
pronounced, gentle and pleasant in
action, and particularly agreeable in
every way. They do not cause diar-
rhoea, nausea, flatulenee, gripping or
any inconvenience whatever. ReXall
Orderlies are particularly good for
children, aged and delicate persons.
We urge you to try Rexall 0rderlies
at cur risk. Two sizes, Toe and 25c.
Remember, you can get Rexall Rene
dies in this community only at our store
= The Rexall Store. A. j. Johnson,
Druggist.
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SUSIE NJ. KINGSwoRTEs
AVl iJ6 Quebec St., London, ontaries

MISS SUSIE NJ. KINGSWoRTHs
4Vl iJ6 Quebec ST., London, ontaries
writes;
81 began using Peruna last January
when had such bad cold, and conK
not get anything TO help me.
"My nose and head were all stopped
MP, SO that could hardly get my breath.
thoughtat times that would smotheE,
especially at night.
81 have no trouble with that now. TIM
noise in my head has all disappeared.
al know Peruna viii do Just what YOU
saw II does. Icannof praise Peruna toe
III .i1, Us it has done 80 much for me-
hope my letter will reach other suffer-
ers."
Mrs. $. J, Eountz, 1915 Scoyel street,
Nashville, Tenn, writes:
al have had very bad cough nearly
all my life, and | am forty-hve years
Old. | have taken almost every kind az
cough medicine that has ever been
made, but mono did me much good. I
would have spells of coughing that L
thought l would cough myself 10 DEATH
took Peruna, and last winter and thiG
winter / have had no cough and knoy
that Per1na cured me-"
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A Fierce Niaht Alarm

is the hoarse, startling cough of q child,
suddenly attacked by Group. Often it
aroused Lewis Chamblir Of Manchester,
o., IL r No. q for their four child
rem was greatly subject to Group "Some-
times in severe attacks" he wrote
we were afraid they would die, but
since we proved what certain remedy
DIR. Kings New Discovery is, we have
no fear. We rely on it for Group and
for coughs, colds or any throat or lurg
trouble. " So do thousands of others.
So may you Asthma, Hay Fever, La
Grippe, Whooping Cough, Hemorrh-
ages fly before it. SOC and 81 90 Trial
bottle free. Sold by A. j, Johnson.
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First publication March IS. lnit--3
PROBATE NOTICE
NotIce Of Application FOR Proc

NotiIt Oi ApHlibAAipH iol Ilohi OF VIII
VERNON COUNTY COURT IN PROBATE.
State OF Wisconsin, Countyof Vernon S.
In the matter OF the last will and tesla
meut of Jane Hodge deceased
Whereas, An instrument, IN writing. pur.
porting to he the last will aud testament of
Jane Hodge, deceased late Of City OF Viro.
qua, Vernon county Wis, has been filed in
this office
And whereas application has been made
by jason Podawitz praying that the same be
proven and admitted 10 probate. according
to the laws Of mis- state. and that letters
testlluentary be granted thereon according
10 iHW;
II T. ordered nat said application be hearu
brtpre this court. ~ "A regular term thereof
to ZEE held ~ the probate 0ilcc la the city Of
tUo4u3 ou the ith day OF April A. D..
1911 al Do O'Clock m.
Ana q ib further ordered that notice of
tha time ana place appointed Tor hearing
said application be given 20 all persons inter.
ested. bY publish 3E copy of this order for
three weeks succesSiVely iH 1liE VERNON
COUNTY CENSDN newspaper printed aud
published in said county. previous To said
be- airing
Dated. March ttth. 1914
rs the Court d o MsHpStY ounly Judge
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First publication March s. 1918
PROBATE Nc TICE

Notice Of application for letters Of administration
CTATE OF WISCONSIN VERNON COUN.
DTY COURT IN PROBATE State Of Wis.
conSiu. Vernon County. IS In the matter of
the estate of Lars r. Larson. Deceased.
on this ~ day OF February. A. ID. 1911. upon
reading and Cling the petition of Maret Lar
son. stating that Lars 4. Larson of the Cuun
" of Vernon died interstate. on or about the
Sth day OF February 1871, and praying that
Marret Larson be appointed Administrative of
the estate of said diseased.
Vnd IL is ordered, that said application he
heard before me, at the probate onice in Vir
oqua on the lth day of April, A. d.. 1911, at
10 o'clock a NJ
And Il is futhered ordered that notice of
the time and place appointed for hearing
said application be given to all persons inter
ested, by publishing "A copy of this order for
three weeks successfully IN the VERNON
COUNTY CENSOR newspaper printed in said
county previous to the tire appointed for
said hearing.
By The Court d o MAHcSEY. County Judge
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iiillsbOrO, School House, March 2I.22
La FARCE, School House, March 24-2S
VirOqua, School House, March 27-2S
De Soto, School House, MCh. SI.Apr. |

Work will besin at 600 a. M of the first day and
at SEQ a. m. the second day. Applicants should
come prepared with pen blottcr good legal cap
paper and black ink
An persons intending to teach in Vernon county
should attend public examination Special eX-
amnations will be given only IN cases OF uecessi-
~.
Standings mot to exceed five) may be renewed
according 60 law.
All applicants must have taught at least eight
mouths. or have attended a summer school sis
weeks as required by law before they are eligible
10 write for y certificate
The branches will come in the following order
FIRST DAN-AKriculture Geography, Reading
History Orthocpy School management spelling
SECOND DAN--Arithmotic. Constitution
Grammar, Physiology. Manual. Peumanship.
II. L. GARDNER. County Superintendent
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-03-22

First publication March p lyii-3
PROBATE NOTICE
Notice Of application for letters Of administration.
GTATE or WISCONSIN VERNON COUNTY
~ Court in Probate
STATE or WISCONSIN
Vernon County
In the matter Of the estate Of Tennis stoleson.
deceased.
on this 18th day Of March A, D. 1911. upon
reading and filing the petition Of Dorthea Stocs1n
stating that Tennis Stoieson Of TIE county of Yer
non. died iniestate ON or about the 18th day Of
January i9lt and praying that Dorthea Stoeson
be appointed adIninistrstriX Of the estate Of said
deceased.
Il IL ordered Tint said application be heard be-
fore me- ~ the probate cilCe IN cry Of Firoqua.
on the 2nd dag of May. A. b. 1914. IT 10 O'Clock
M.
And Il Is further ordered That notice u the
time and place appointed for hearing said appli-
cation b. given 20 al persons interested by pub
IshinR "a copy Of this order for three werka sue-
c1ssivoly IL IHE VEkBON COUBTY CEN 81R. news
paper printed 10 gaid county. previous % the time
appointed FOR said hearing.
BY the Court j. q. MAH0NEY. County judge.
Dated Viroqua Wis March %. a. y 1871
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First publication March Is. IalI--3.
PROBATE NOTICE.

Notice Of a. plication for final settlement.
VERNON COUNTY CoURT-IN PROBATE
State Of Wisconsin. county Of V rnon ~.
In the matter Of the estate of James Crook
dcceR sed.
On reading and fling the application Of w. A.
Crook administrator Of the estate Of james
Crook deceased, representing among
other things that he has fully administered the
said estate, and praying that time and place be
fixed for examining and allowing his account Of
his administration. and that the residue OF the
said estate be assigned TO such persons IA are
by law entitled 10 the same:
Il is ordered. that said application be heard be-
fore this court, at a regular term thereof 10 be
held at the probate Office in the city of Viroqua
Wisconsin. on the End day Of May, A. d.
1911. at 10 o clock 4. m.
And Il Ia further ordered that notice OF che
time and place of examining and allowing said ae-
count and Of assigning the residue Of said estate
be given 10 all persons interested. by publication
Of copy Of this order for three successive weeks
In THE VERNON COUNTY CENSOR newspaper
published In said county before the day fixed for
said hearing
Dated this 10th day OF March. 1911.
BY the Court. ID. o. MAHoNEY. County Judge
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Attacks School Princinal

A severe attack on school principal,
Chas. B Allen, of Sylvania, Ga, is
thus told by him. ''For more than
three years." he writes, Il suffered in
describsble torture from rheumatism,
liver and stomach trouble and diseased
kidneys. All remedies failed till fused
Electric Bitters. but four bottles of this
wonderful remedy cured me complete
ly." Such results are common. Thous-
ands bless them for curing stomach
trouble, female complaint, kidney dis
orders, biliousness, and for new health
and vigor. Try them. Only SOC at A.
j. Johnson's.
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LEGAL PUBLICATIONS
First publication March $. I9lI-4,.
SUMMONS
,TATE OF WlSCONsIN. -

STATE OF WISCONSIN. CIRCUIT COURT
- Vernon County.
Julia Collins Plaintiff. vs. Edward J. Collins
Defendant
THE STATE or WISCONSIN. TO THE SAID DE,
PENDANT.
You are hereby summoned TO app az within
twenty DAYS after service Of This summons tipor
you exclusive Of the day of service ANA defend
the above entitled action in she court aforesaid
and in case of your failure 50 ;o 30 Judgment vii
le rendered AGAINST you according to the demand
Of the compliant Of " ch a copy is herewith
served upon you.
PRoCToR & PRocToR. Plaintiffs Attorneys.
2. o. Address. NiroQus. Vernon County. Wis
cousin.
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First publication March s l9ll-&
PROBATE NOTICE
Notice of application for proof Of will
\ ERNoN COUNTY CoURT-IN PROBATE

Notice Of application for proof Of will
I ERNON COUNTY COURT-lN PROBATE
State Of Wisconsin, Vernon County, IS
In the matter of the last viii and testament Of
Samuel K. Curry. deceased.
Whereas. an instrument, in writing purporting
to be the last will and testament of Samuel r.
Curry. deceased. late Of City Of NirOQua. Vernon
county. Wisconsin. has been filed in this office;
And whereas. application has been made by Al
bert L. Curry praying that the same be proven
and admitted 70 probate according TO the laws Of
this state. and that letters testamentary be grant
ed thereon according 10 law
II is ordered, that said application be heard be-
fore this court, at a regular term thereof, To be
held at the probate office. in the City Of Vroqua.
Vernon county. Wisconsin. the 18th day of APP
ri. a. ID. 1915. at 10 o clock a n-
And Il Is further ordered. that notice Of the
time and place appointed for heasnp said apphca-
tion be given to all persons interested. BY pub
hshing IA copv Of tbs order for three weeks sue
cessively. in the VERNoN COUNTY CENSOR. a
newspaper printed and published in said county
previous 10 said hearing
Dated this list day OF March. 1911
By the Court. d. o MAHoSEY. County Judge
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STATE OF WISCONSIN. VERNON com


To the town and village clerks of the several
towns and villages of Vernon County.
At jucical election to be held iL the several
towns, villages. wards and election districts in
1871 being the fourth day Of said month. the fol-
lowing officers designated in the foregoing notice
from the secretary of state to be elected to wit
A Justice of the Supreme Court to succeed Aad
J. ME appointed to fill vacancy caused by the
resignation of ]. Z. Dodge and whose term Of of
fee will expire the first Monday of January
1912.
county Superintendent of schools for Vernon
county in place of Henry L. Gardner. whose term
of Office will expire on the first Monday in July
A. D., 1911.
SAID election to be held and conducted. votes
canvassed and returns made according to law.
Given under my hand and official seal in the city
of Viroqua this 18th day of March, A. D.. 1911
BERLIE MOORE. County Clerk.
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First publication March S. 1915.
PROBATE NOTICE

PROBATE NOTICE
Notice Of application for letters of administration.
GTATE OF WISCONSIN. COUNTY COURT
= for Vernon County.
In the mat pr Of the estate Of Nelson Hale.
deceased.
On this ia day Of March, A d. 1911. upon
reading and filing the petition Of Charles Hale
stating that Nelson Hale of the county of Vernon.
died iutcstate. or about the Path day of Feb
ruary. 1911. and praying that Elmo Hale he app
pointed administrator of the estate of said de-
ceased
IL is Ordered That said application he heard be-
fore me. al the probate office la the city Of Viro-
qua on the attn day of April, a. ID, .9li. at 10
o'clock "a. M.
And " Is Further Ordered, That notice of the
time and place appointed for hearing said Applica.
tiop be given to an persons interested by publish
ing copy OF this order Rt least three weeks success
sivey. in the NEBNoN COUNTY CENSOR a news
paper printed in said county, previous 20 the time
appointed for said hearing.
BY the Court. ID, O. MAHoNBY. County. Judge
Dated Viroqua, Wis. March Z. 1911.
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Election Notice
OFFICE OF COUNTY CLERK, March p. 1911.

n Electors Of TCTu0nC County:
hereby that Judicial endent election to Be
and
April 1911 which the officers named below to Be chosen
this Office the title of the office and under
tons submitted a stated below:
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Gard Of Thanks

VIM. Shower and family wish to
thank their friends for the kindness
shown them during the sickness and
death Of wife and mother.
VIM. shower AND FAMILY.
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Notice of judicial Election.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN,, :
DEPARTMENT OF STATE. g

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE
~ election to be held in the several towns wag-
DIS village and election precincts Of the State of
the State of Wisconsin the first Tuesday of
April A. d. 1911 being the fourth day OF said
month. the following officers are to be elected;
A Justice of the Supreme Court to succeed Aad
j. Vinle.. appointed to fill vacancy caused by the
resignation of J. Z. Dodge. and whose term Of Of
flee viii expire on the first Monday OF Januory, A.
d. 1912.
A COUNTY Superintendent of Schools for each
superintendent district in the state.
Said election shall be held, conducted the votes
eanvassed and the returns made in accordance
with law
Given under my hand and official seal at the
Capitol in the city of Madison. on the I4th day Of
March. A. d. 1911.
j A EREAR Secretary of State
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NOTICE TEACHERS EXAMINATIONS

oFFICEo OF COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT I
City Of Niroqna, Wis. March 49, 1871.
The Spring series of the public examinations Of
teachers for the several districts of Vernon coun-
fxs will ba hold ma Faiios.sa.
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STATE OF WISCONSIN,
County of Nernnn

Berlie Moore. clerk of the said county Of Yer
non do hereby certify that the foregoing is a true
copy of judicial election notice served upon me
by the secretary of state of the state of Wisconsin
and now file in my office.
Dated this 18th day of March, 1911.
BERLIE MOORE. County Clerk,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-03-22

Have your eyes tested by J, W Lucas,
optician,at Lucas Jewelry Store. Eye
glasses and spectacieB az lowest prices
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New Brown Bread Recipe
Never soesy-Easily maae

By Hrs. Janet BEeKicnzic mn, Egitoyof
tie Boston Cooking School 4Nasa=iHs
Nearly everybody .'kes Boston brown
bread, but so many have experienced
trouble with its being soEgv, they have
become discouraged. Here is a new
recipe that cannot fail if the few simple
directions are carefully followed. You
will be delighted with the results.
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H the Connecticut man who boasts
he has discovered new joke will spring
it he can get its geneology.