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The Washington times., 1911-02-05
SUES FOR Loss OF
POSITION AND HOME
Trip to San Francisco From
Washington to Wed
Futile.

SAN FRANCISCO Feb. 5.-Miss Ruth
Hanford, of Washington, d. c., values
the loss of her home there and her Gov
ernment position at $2,5OO, and has
brought breach of promise suit against
John Benson, of this city, for that
amount.
In the statement which her attorneys
filed it is declared that on December
! she started for San Francisco to marry
Benson, as the result of a courtShip by
mail, Benson having sent her funds
sufficient for the trip.
Since her arrival, she claims Benson
has been postponing the date of the
wedding from time to time until she
discovered that he does not intend to
marry her at all.
The loss of her home and of her Gov
ernment position are the two points for
which damages are demanded, nothing
belnS said i'll the papers about the de-
struction of hey faith in man and the
jolt to her affections. 1t is declared,
however, that Benson had seriously in
1ured her in that he had prevented her
from accepting other faltering offers of
marriage. She refused many good
men and true in Washington, is as
|, serted, and could have married a
wealthy man there.
Benson is fairly we'll to do. being in
terested in steamship company here.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
BINDING SOUTH ON
RECIPROCITY VOTE
Democratic Caucus Called to
Forestall Demands of
Local Interests.

The interesting fact has developed
that the Democratic caucus on the Ca
madam reciprocity question has been
called at the instance of the protection
Democrats in several Southern States.
They have got the caucus called in
order, so to speak, to save them from
themselves
A number of the Southern Demo-
Gratis have interests in their districts
which are opposed to Canadian reciproc-
ity. 1t Is on account of these interests
that certain of the Democrats from
Louisiana, Georgia. North Carolina, and
Florida were found voting for protection
along with Republicans in the special
session on tariff.
Individually practically the entire body
of Democratic members of the House
want to vote for Canadian reciprocity.
Those who are under pressure from
their districts on account of local in
terests to vote against it have sought
might be In position of being bound by
the caucus to vote for the agreement.
1t Is the expectation that the entire
Democratic vote. with perhaps a few
exceptions, will be bound by the caucus
to vote for Canadian reciprocity. And
as for the protection Democrats of the
South they will be enabled TO say to
their local interests which want pro-
lection and oppose reciprocity:
What could l do? Wasn't / bound
by the Democratic caucus?
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Welcome Planned for
Salvation Army Leaders

BALTIMORE. Md, Feb. 5.-Major and
Mrs. William +. Scott, the new Saliva
ton Army division commanders, who
have charge of the army in Maryland,
District of Columbia, Virginia, and part
of Pennsylvania, will he formally well
coined tonight TO Baltimore, where he
has his headquarters.
The welcome here tonight is second
only I'm Importance to that which Major
and Mrs. Scott will receive on February
in Washington. Commander Miss
Eva Booth, Richard HOlts, of PhiIadeI-
phia, and many other high officers of
the army, will be present. 1t is planned
TO make il the biggest day the army has
had in Washington. Sixteen Washing
ton churches have offered to open their
pulpits for service on that day.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
IChief Justice and Mrs. White
tGuests at French Embassy.

The French Ambassador and Nine.
sJusserand entertained at dinner last
sevening at the embassy in compliment
sto the Chief Justice and Mrs. White.
The other guests were Mr.. Justice and
Mrs. Lurton, the Attorney General and
Mrs. Wickersham, Senator Bacon, Sena-
ttor Root, the Charge d'Afaires of
sChile, Alberto Yoacham; Mr.. and Mrs.
sThomas Nelson Page, Sir Robert and
lady Hadfield, Sir John And Lady Har-
EringtOn, Mrs. Henry B. Brown, Miss
sTuckerman, Miss Lee, Oscar Crosby,
Samuel Hill, and the First Secretary of
Fthe Embassy and Nine. de Peretti de
ia Rocca.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
State Officials Prove
They Are Real Farmers

WILMINGTON, DEL, Feb. 5.-Onice-
holders in Delaware not only assert in
their speeches that they were and are
farmers, but they prove It IN actual
practice whenever they have the oppor-
tunfty. Their last chance was when
they recently contested for prizes at
the agricultural experiment station. The
governor, lieutenant governor, and sew
eral members Of the Legislature were
today announced victors in guessing at
the weight Of horses, and in other bu-
collie sports.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Gibson's Sister to Wed
An Italian Nobleman

SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 5.-The en-
gagement of Miss Josephine Gibson, sis
ter OF Charles Dana Gibson, the artist,
70 don Francisco Atinasie, an Italian
nobleman, Is announced by Mrs. E. L.
Fairchild, Of Oakland, sister Of Miss
Gibson.
Miss Gibson is now at the home of her
sister and, with her, will leave for the
East within week to complete prep
-arations for the marriage which viii,
take place early in the spring at the
Gibson home, in New York.
After the ceremony the young couple
will go to Paris, and from there 10
sicily where they will reside.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Trade Experts to Talk
On Influence of Canal

Trade experts from all parts of the
United States are to deliver addresses
and take part in discussions on the Pam
anna Canal at the Pan-American Com
mercial Conference to be held in this
city February 13 to Is. and many Ameri-
can firms are planning to send repre-
sentatives to get suggestions which will
be given there for extending trade after
the opening of the canal
Among those who are already on the
program are Lewis Nixon, of New
York, who was delegate to the Pan
Bernard N. Baker. of New York
Charles. NJ. Pepper. of the State
Department; James w. Porch, of New
Orleans, and Forbes Lindsay.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Bryan Declares in Favor
Of Arizona Constitution

Ell PASO, Tex, Feb. 5.-William Jen-
nings Bryan. en- route to Tuscon, Ariz.,
to visit his son, from his ranch at Mis-
sion. Tex, this morning gave an inter-
view declaring strongly in favor Of the
Arizona constitution. and declaring peo-
pie should adopt it unanimously, as 1t
gives a real republican government.
He declared the constitution of New
Mexico not nearly so good because of
lack of referendum, recall and initiative
He said Champ Clark's selection as
Speaker of the House makes the Demo-
cratic party much stronger, and that
his Committee on Committees Is a real
democratic innovation and a move in
the direction of real government by the
people.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Miss McCauley Hostess
At Tea This Afternoon

Mis- Mary McCauley will entertain a
small party informally at tea this after
noon at o'clock at her home on Rhode
Island avenue.
Mrs. Robert Hinckley was hostess at a
luncheon today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willis Moore were hosts
at a luncheon today.
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Mrs. A. c. Mayer has as her guest hsr
sister-in-Iaw, Miss Rose Mayer, of New
York, and will be at home informally
to her friends Tuesday afternoon at her
apartment, in the Warrington. Eight
eenth street and Wyoming avenue.
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Mr.. and Mrs. S. w. Augenstein have
issued invitations for the marriage OF
their daughter, Miss Florence Augen-
stein, and Philip NJ. Brown. The we'd
ding will take place Sunday, February
y, at o'clock. at the homo of tbs
bride. 1876 Park road.
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Mrs. Arthur Nattans. of 2432 Euta "
place. Baltimore, will be at home thil
evening from to II, in honor of the
engagement of her daughter, Miss Hor-
tense Nattans, to Mark SOlomons, OF
Pittsburg.
Mrs. Harry Harris, of New York, Is
the guest of her sister, Mrs. I. Green.
baum. of Girard street.
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Mrs. Abe Miller, of Baltimore, is
spending the weekend in town, as the
guest of her niece.
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Mrs. r. Harris and daughter, Mis-:
Lillian Harris, of New York, are the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Phil King, oI
the Imperial.
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The marriage of Miss Helen Gold,
smith, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. S
Goldsmith, and Julius Wise, of Har.
risonburg, will take place Monday, Feb
:uary 6, 1871, at the home of the brids
1879 Ontario road.
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Mrs. Nathan Kaufman, of Providence
r. l., IS the guest of her parents, M.
and Mrs. NJ. Blumenthal, of 1854 NJ
street
Mrs. Blumenthal and Mrs. Kaufman
will receive Wednesday.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Receiving Days

MRS. ]. Mcdonald Stewart, and Miss
Stewart, of, 1922 II street, will receive
Saturday, February II, from 4 to .
o'clock. assisted by Mrs. ]. Stewart
Rice.
Mrs. de p. Randolph keim and Miss
heim, of 1918 r street, will be at home
Fridays. February 10 and "A. They will
have with them on February 10, Mrs.
Edward Burr. Mrs. e. n. Johnson, Mrs.
Walter Mclean, Mrs. Jehn Ross Mar
tin' MIS-. Courts, Miss Courts, Miss
Welch, Of Philadelphia. and Miss Col
Inns. OF Boston.
Mrs; Henry T. Rainey will receive at
the Dr1scoll tomorrow afternoon.
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Mrs. Oliver E. Pagan, of 1866 BiItmore
street. Will receive tomorrow afternoon.
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Mrs. Watson Freeman Clark will be
at home tomorrow afternoon and the
Following Mondays in February.
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Mrs. Robert n. Harper will not re-
ceive tomorrow but will be at home
Monday afternoon. February 13, for the
last time this season.
Mrs. E. l.. Koon and Miss Koon will
receive at the Highlands tomorrow af-
ternoon and again on February IA.
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Mrs; Edgar p. Copeland, of the
Rockingham, will be at home inform
ally. Tuesday, February Z.
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Mrs. John c. Williams will receive
tomorrow afternoon, assisted by her
daughter, Miss Louise Williams
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Mrs F & Kennedv 2n2S Dun,bartop
avenue, will receive Informally Tues
days in February.
Mrs. Van Orsdel. wife of Justice Van
Orsdel, of the. Court of Appeals, will moi
receive tomorrow afternoon.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Roanoke Society Girl
Injured By Motor Car

ROANOKE, Va, Feb. 5.-Physicians
in charge Of the case of Miss Daisy
Gabbert, the society girl who was in
jured by an automobile yesterday, say
it will be some time before she can
leave her bed.
The automobile, driven by Frank
Shaughnessy, manager of the Roanoke
ball team, struck Miss Gabbert as She
was crossing the street, and broke both
her legs.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Informal Luncheon Given at the Chevy Chase Club
By Representative Wadsworth and Mrs Wadsworth
Luncheon Given at Chevy
Chase by Mr. and Mrs.
William Wheatley.

Mr.. and Mrs. William WheatIey were
hosts at luncheon today at the Chevy
Chase Club.
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Mrs. Francois B. Moran will be host
ess at an informal tea this afternoon
at 5 o'clock, at her home on Sheridan
Circle. She will be assisted by her
daughter, Mrs. Malcolm McConihe, of
New York. who has recently come to
Washington for the remainder Of the
winter.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Commercial Travellers
Will Be Entertained

lies to the number of 1000, from the
principal cities of Maryland->and Vir-
ginia, are to be the guests Of Flagg
Council, United Commercial Travellers,
of this city April p. A minstrel show
is being planned for the entertainment
of the visitors and many prominent
officers of the organization are expect
ed to attend.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Man Who Searched In
Africa for Stanley Dead

EAST AURORA, n. Y. Feb. 5.-Tho
body of Charles c. FiIley, a prominent
resident of this place, who was on the
expedition to Africa in search of the
explorer. DR.. Stanley, will be taken to
Hartford. Conn, tonight for interment.
His death occurred at his home here
yesterday. Mr.. Filley made the eXpedi
ton into Africa as a correspondent for
New York and London papers.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Gen. Cronje, the Noted
Boer Leader, Is Dead

kLERKSDORF. Transvaal, Feb. 81
Residents of the Transvaal, particularly
those who fought against the English in
the Boer war. are in mourning today
for Gen. Piet A. CrOnje, the noted Boer
leader whose death occurred yesterday.
General Cronje was in charge of the
western army of the South African
republic in the recent war. and was in
command at the famous battle Of the
Modder River.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Englishman Ate a Piece
Of Dynamite for Candy

WILMINGTON, Del, Feb. 5.-HOw an
Englishman ate a piece of dynamite,
mistaking it for candy, is being told
here today. Explosives were being load
ed onto a British steamer, when a
small stick of dynamite fell from a
box only TO be picked up and eaten by
the sailor. The Englishman was put to
bed and kept very quiet.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
.Girls' Friendly Society
: Will Give a Musicale,

st. Margaret's branch of the Girls
SFriendIy Society will give a musicale
lat the Shoreham. Saturday February
s11. at 4:3O p. m. for the benefit of ST
fMargaret's Church. The artists OF
tthe afternoon will include Oscar Gar
srefssen. Mrs. Helen Donohue DeYo,
tand Miss Faye humphrey.
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An entertainment under the auspices
sof the Department Woman's Relief
tCorpS will be given at the G. A. r.
bhall, on Thursday, February g. A
Especial program has been arranged.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
/, Austro- Hungarian Naval
.Attache and Wife Entertain.

The Naval Attacne OF the Auslro-
Hungarian Embassy and Baroness
sPreuschen were hosts at dinner last
sevening at Rauscher's.
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Miss Frances Pierpont Siviter, of
aPittsburg a debutante of this season,
will arrive in Washington in a day or
two to be the guest for week of Pay
fInspector John Ross Martin, U. S. N,
land Mrs. Martin.
! Miss Siviter is the granddaughter of
5Governor PierpOnt of West Virginia.
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Mrs Ward Prouty will be hostess at a
reception Tuesday afternoon, from TO
g o'clock, in the parlors of the Portner.
: Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Moore were
samong the dinner hosts of last evening.
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= Mr.. and Mrs. Robert HolIister Chap
imam were hosts at dinner last evening
Eat their residence on Q street. Their
guests we're Senator Burton, Maj. Gen.
NGeorge NJ. Gillespie, U. S. A, and Mrs.
yGillespie, Rear Admiral MCGOWAN, u.
IS N, and Mrs. MCGOWAN, Rear Ad-
tmiral O'Nefl, L. S. N, Mr.. and Mrs.
tWiniam Phelps Emo, Mr.. and Mrs. Pey-
tton Russell, Mrs. Audenreid, and Mrs.
tBayard.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Supreme Justices Wives
Are To Be Hostesses

Mrs. White, wife Of the Chief Justice
will receive tomorrow afternoon.
Mrs. Harlan. wife of Mr.. Justice Har-
Ian, will receive tomorrow afternoon.
Mrs. McKenna, wife of Mr.. Justice
McKenna, will not receive tomorrow
afternoon.
Mrs. Lurton, wife of Mr.. Justice Lur-
ton, will not receive tomorrow after
noon but will be at home the following
Mondays throughout the season.
Mrs. Hughes. wife of Mr.. Justice
Hughes, will receive tomorrow and the
following Mondays in February. Mrs,
Truman Newberry will assist Mrs.
Hughes tomorrow.
Mrs. Day, wife of Mr.. Justice Day.
will receive tomorrow, assisted by her
daughter-in-Iaw, Mrs. Rufus Day.
Mrs. Lamar, wife of Mr.. Justice La
mar. will receive tomorrow and Will
have with her Mrs. Langdon Thomas OF
Georgia, who is the house guest OF MT.
Justice and Srs. Day.
Mrs. Brown, wife of former Justice
Brown. will receive tomorrow afternoon.
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The German Ambassador and Coun-
tess Won Bernstorff have invitations out
for a dinner az the embassy Wednes-
day evening.
Miss Lac, who has been the house
guest of Miss EleLa Calderon, daughter
of tho Minister of Bolivia, for several
weeks, returned to her home in New
York today.
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DR.. a. Edward, president of the Co
Iurnbia CorrGsl ondence College, left
Washington for New York yesterday to
attend the national banquet of the Mich
.igan Alumni Association.
The Japanese Ambassador and Baron
ess Uchida will entertain at dinner at
the embassy on February 13 and q.
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Mrs. Barbour and Miss Marguerite
Barbour, who spent the last several
weeks in Atlantic City, returned to
Washington last evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Edison Bradley have
sent out invitations for a musicale on
Sunday afternoon, February II.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Will Lecture Tonight.

The Rev. Frank SewalI will be the
lecturer at the New Church, Sixteenth
and Corcoran streets, this evening.
He will speak on the subject king
Gustav of Sweden at the unveiIing of
Swedenborg's Monument in Upsala
Cathedral, November 19, 191O-lts
Significance"
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
sMiSS Taft Dinner Guest
AT the Dwight Home.

The Presidents daughter was the
principal guest at a dinner for young
people given last night by Representa-
stive and Mrs. Dwight Asked to meet
tMiss Taft were Mr.. and Mrs Medill
sMcCormick, Countess Luise-A Alexandra
won Bernstorff, Miss Marion Oliver,
Miss Mary Southerland, Miss Elsie AL
adrich, Miss Miriam Crosby, Miss Eliza
beth Hicks, Count Pourtales. of the Ger
tButler, u. S. N; Commander McCully,
u. S. N; Major Rhodes, u. S. A; Oden
lHorstmann. Franklin Ellis, and Henry
rdu Pont.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Captain CarpenterandW Wife
Among Guests of the
Wadsworths.

: Representative and Mrs. James w.
sWadsworth were hosts at an informal
sluIckeon today at the Chevy Chase
sClub. Their guests were Capt. Edward
sCarpenter, q. S. A. and Mrs. Carpen-
ster, Miss Louise Foraker. Miss Mabel
sJohnson, Mr.. Gladstone, honorary at
stache of the British embassy and Henry
.du Pont.
SMr. and Mrs. Perry Belmont
Entertain at Dinner.
Mr. and Mrs Perry Belmont enter
stained at dinner last evening the Span
fish Minister and Mime. de Riano, Sen
gator and Mrs. Bailey, Senator and
sMrs Rayner, Senator and Mrs.
sOverman, Senator and Mrs. john
iston, Senator and Mrs. Culberson, Sen
Gator Foster, Representative and Mrs
sChamp Clark, Representa- tive and Mrs.
sClayton, Representative and Mrs. I'm
Ederwood, Representative Richardson,
tCoL Thomas w. Symons, u. s. A, and
sMrs. Symons; Rear Admiral L. c. Lo-
tgan, U. S. N, and Mrs. Logan; Mr.. and
MRS. Price Collier, Mr.. and Mrs. Warner
sDelano Robbins, Mr.. and Mrs. William
tCorcoran Hill, Mr.. and Mrs. Richard
sWeightman, Col. George Harvey, and
50 number of young people.
8 The guests, who numbered sixty, were
eseated at one table in the large dining
room, which was beautifully adorned
tfor the occasion with roses and lilacS.
tThe dinner was followed by music.
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Mr. and Mrs. John Jay White were
Ghosts at dinner last evening. Their
Eguests were the Postmaster General.
a Frank Hitchcock: the Naval Attache OF
Sthe Russian Embassy and Nine. Vas
ssiIieff, Representative and Mrs ]. Van
sVechten Olcott, Capt. John II. Gibbons,
Marsh, U. S. N, and Mrs. Marsh; Mr..
and Mrs Emmons, Mr.. and Mrs. Her
: bert Wadsworth, Mrs. Stilson Hutchins,
miss Stickney, and Mr.. Huidekoper.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Shermans to Entertain
Their House Guests.

The Vice President and Mrs. Sher-
man will entertain a small party in
formally at dinner this evening to
meet their house guests, Miss Mary
Baker and Miss Gertrude Baker OF
Utica, n. Y.
The Vice President and Mrs. Sher,
man and the Misses Baker returned
to Washington this afternoon from
Annapolis, Md, where they went yes
terday afternoon. They were the hon
or guests at dinner last evening OF
Capt. John NJ. Bowyer. U. S, N, and
Mrs Bowyer.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05
Dinner to Be Given
At British Embassy.

. The British Ambassador and Mrs.
Bryce will entertain a party at dinner
sat the embassy tomorrow evening.
The Washington times., 1911-02-05

Mis- Mary McCauley will entertain a
small party informally at tea this after
noon at o'clock at her home on Rhode
Island avenue.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-09

separate manhood from degencracy would
subject any woman tc this street trailing
and insult. Let Us DE charitable as pos
sihle and ADMIT that no man except a
lawyer or a detective. knows quite the ex-
tent Of the horrors that can bc opened
up for the mark" in the case.
But the man behind the checkbook Is
probably aware that the trick can be done.
Roger O'Meara. chief Of Police Of Pitts
burg. once told the writer of this that In
the big cities anything can be done with
money.
The doors can be caught and punished. Of
course. If their crime IS found out. But
there is no way Of forctelling the plots
that are laid, silently. stealthily, day by
day. and night by night.
Hence the Eleventh Commandment
Don't get ketched,
The woman hounder who is put on the
Job labelled important" simply knows
that he is TO get the quarry. Even with
the woman criminal-the woman who
doesn't care-the method Is horrible II
che is bad woman. then surely such a
process Is not necessary to prove her so.
If she be a decent woman, then the crime
against her must rank as one OF the
lowest In the lexicon.
Many a sin is noble IN comparison with
IT. The wifc-beatcr becomes knight be-
side the male thing that. in his anxiety to
obtain evidence against n SHINING wife or
cast-on mistress. directs the very mud TO
be thrown which is to be used In court 90
smirch and blacken her name.
And the horror Of (which alienists well
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-09

know helps TO M their hosptals-is some
thing that every ordinarily honest man or
woman must feel against this secret brand
Ing OF them. which they can only learn
ty degrees. through innu.udo. glance or
plying smile. the anonymous warning.
coming sometimes out OF clear sky. i'm
possible 20 understand
The birds OF tho underworld are superior
10 these tcrrors- immune TO the still hunt
The street walker. the footpad. the thie'-
do not much fear Insult or arrest. But
how about loosening the dogs on the weak
the weary-evcn sometimes on the poor
devils Of women who arc trailed around
as they 20 on their daily hunt FOR an hon
est living which depends largely on their
honest name?
Let US hope that Mayor Gaynor or some
OF the amateur Joshuas that are welding
the muckrakc in the 15-ccnt magazines I'm
defence Of the good. the beautiful and the
true will take up the shame OF the private
sleuth system,
The third degree pr ictised by the police
and the grilling 10 which private detective
agencies subject their victims are no idle
dreams. While alleged TO be tho products
OF our American police methods. such an
ordeal really dates back to other ages and
peoples. II was originally a psychological
trick to force the guilty wretch to confess
sion when confronted suddenly by his dead
victim, the scene Of his crime, or the
weapon with which IL was done. Now IT
is used az a force 10 drive "A suggestion
home 10 the brain OF some harried suspect
when circumstances make II necessary that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-09

10 I'm covertly blacTenlng her character
or attempting to do so by going about after
her I'm the course Of an ordinary days shop
ping or o. social engagements.
He drops hints. here and there. asks
queer questions. shows his tin badge. ex-
plains that she is being Swallowed. etc. by
orders from-well. he can say from Police
Headquarters II he chooses-the higher up
he gets his authority the better ~ once
tho woman Is written down a. n hunted,
marked creature-an atmospheric effect
surrounds her that II IS impossible to es-
cape from
And jackal lawyers have learned this les
son also. The whispered word is carried
sent on its bitter. deadly way to damn a
characterize prepare n pathway FOR some
proceeding 20 foliow-to justify or bolster
up some past line of conduct Some slick
persons first hang the dog-and then have
their evidence all ready. neatly docketed to
give IL the bad name when Il is not able
even To zip.
one Of the oldest means Of satisfying
cheap envy or spite Is To destroy the repu-
tatlon. This woman IL --; you may take
your pick Of several things She should not
be and. in all probability. IS not otherwise
such tactics would not be necessary. But
the work OF hurting the name-injurlng the
credit-goes on. The spiders weave their
little webs-all forgetful of the Big Detec-
tive. Truth. that generally but not always
sends its floods Of light from the sky 10
shame the faces OF the women FOUNDERS
and their masters
Amateur criminologists stroke their chins