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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
A Wicked Lie.

William - was said to be the
ugliest, though the most lovable maj
in Louisiana. On returning to the
plantation after a short absence, his
brother said:
Willie, / met in New Orleans a
Mrs. Forester, who is a great admirer
Of yours. She said, though, that it
wasn't so much the brilliancy Of your
mental attachments as your marvellous
physical and facial beauty which
charmed and delighted her"
Edmund" cried William earnestly,
that is, a wicked lie, but tell it to me
again."-Everybody's Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
Emeraon,s story Of gratitude.

There is a beautiful little story in
Emerson's recently published Jour
nails" of which his son, the editor,
DR.. Edward w. Emerson, said the poet
was very proud.
A certain widow was 10 poor that
she eked out the one thin bed cover
ing by laying an old door over herself
and her children.
Mamma" one Of the children said
bitter night, what do those poor
little children do who haven't got a
door to cover themT-Youth's Com
panion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

a mountain top 10000 feet high. In
another steel vault the patients head
may be inclosed In a compressed air
cell which will carry air to his lungs
at increased pressure.
The compressed air Is forced into
the patients lungs SO they will not
collapse when the lung casing Is cut
into. Heretofore surgeons have
been reluctant to perform operations
making necessary any interference
with the organs above the upper
stomach wall, the reason being that
there was almost invariably a col
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
RENEWED INTEREST IN LIFE
Something Really Happened at Reeep-
tion, and Old Attendant ls
ENCOURAGED.

Itikght oA@aa
The guests at Mrs. Arthur Mics
tea yesterday afternoon detected an
odor of something burning. They
looked at each other knowingly and
said: Poor Mrs. Mize, something is
burning up in the kitchen" But the
odor grew stronger, and at last one
woman said: 1T smells as though
feathers are burning" Then sudden
ly one woman screamed; Mrs, Chal-
liss, look at your hiatt" Sure enough,
Mrs. Jim Challis had been standing
near a lighted candle, and the aigrette
on her hat vas on fire.
The guests had a great time putting
out the fire. The aigrette was what
the insurance men call a total loss,
An Atchison woman who has gone to
thousands of receptions says the burn
ing of the aigrette yesterday is the
first time she ever knew anything to
really happen at a reception. She
has given up going because nothing
ever happened, but now will start In
over again.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

lapse Of the lungs, followed by q
shock that in many cases proved
fatal. The complicated machinery by
which a partial vacuum Is produced
in one operating chamber and an ex-
ira pressure Of air In another was
constructed in this city and set up
In d new wing Of the German hos
pital built especially for. 1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
VACUUM AIDS IN OPERATIONS
-comnressed Air is Forced into the
patients Lungs 10 Prevent Them
From C~ollapsing.

New York.-A new kind OF operat-
inc room--the first Of its kind In the
United states, has been opened q
M German hospital. In n OF two
steel vaults Of the room the patient
can be operated on in partiai
vacuum where the air pressure
against his body Is equal % tnat q
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
sion the pain.

The hurt Of a burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly and prevents scars. 25c and Soc by
druggists. For free sample write to
j. W. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

After a man has had a small ambi-
ton gratified he is never happy until
he can dig up a larger n to center
his hopes on.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
strained.

What are strained relations mar"
well, your pa is an awful strain
on the pocketbooks of my relations"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31
An Equivalent.

'The nan in the office with me did
not get the advantage of me / gave
him a Roland for his Oliver"
But which is really the better
maker"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

II a man tells a woman she has a
musical laugh she will fall for any
old Joke he may get of.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

Many a man doesn't realize that he
married an angel until she begins to
do the harp act.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

A man has to have a strong pull to
equal that Of a dull razor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

Man might live by bread alone, but
woman must have some ice cream.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-08-31

Smith, didn't know you owned a
car. Why these auto goggles7
smyth-My wife has hatpins-Puck.
Graham guardian., 1911-01-27

land and Saxon fields, eloping back
each time with many fat steers thus
acquired, and that he had some fear
of God alawys.
This canny chief wished to be
law-abidir :, so he studied he civil
law of ancient Rome, which every
one knows lays it down that there
are only two ways of acquiring title
to property: |. BY finding, catch
ing and tanning, raising or by con-
tract. II. All property of alien
enemies. This was varied to jibe
with local conditions, by different
schools and sects, as: He who is
not Of our faith is an alien, and if
he hath property he is sure our
enemy, and II we catch him with
the goods on him, It Ia our right
and duty to eonfiseate the goods and
convert him, too, into property, by
use or sale as slave ~-Man-afraid-
he'll-lose-'to -'tother-fellow's-p
NoTE.--The native antiquary who
sent us the foregoing prophecy says
the following facts prove it to be
genuine: /. Something like it has
been hoped and limited by genera
tions of medicine men, oftener than
they all had fingers and toes. 2.
There is a trace, like a moccasin
track on q rocky trail, of a tradition
to this effect. 8. A chief of the
tribe saw the original in picture
writing, which he did not under
stand. 4. If there be still any so
weak in faith and reason as to want
more proof, we have 1t in the uni
versal argument of post hoe propter
hoe, for this prophecy was long be-
fore our statehood campaign. ]
am sure, saith he, that every up
to-date American will say that this
is the only argument ever offered
in support Of our protective tariff.
which most of us still think is the
salt of this part of the earth. This
great argument is: Whatever
thing precedes another thing has
caused the latter" Still some deny
that tariff statutes have caused all
our subsequently acquired assets.
But it is surely by this argument
that every old woman knows that
certain phases of the moon cause (if
they precede) weather, good or bad
crops, and fertile or barren settin's
of eggs"
Graham guardian., 1911-01-27
THE CONSTITUTION
[Continued from Last Week.
ARTICLE XIV.

NICIPAL. Sd.
Sec. /. The term corporation, "
as used in this Article, shall be con-
strued to include all associations and
Joint stock companies having any
powers or privileges of corporations
not possessed by individuals or CO.
partnerships, and all corporations
shall have the right to sue and shall
be subject to be sued, in all courts,
in like cases as natural persons.
Sec. 2. Corporations may be
formed under general laws, but
shall not be created by special Acts.
Laws relating to corporations may
be altered, amended or repealed at
any time, and all corporations doing
business in this State may, as to
such business, be regulated, limited
and restrained by law.
Sec. 3. All existing charters un-
der which bona fiGe organization
shall not have taken place and busi-
ness commenced in good faith with,
in six months from the time Of the
approval of this Constitution shall
thereafter have no validity.
Sec. A. No corporation shall en-
gage in any business other than that
expressly authorized in it's charter
or by the law under which it may
have been or may hereafter be Or
ganized.
Sec. 5. No corporation organized
outside of the limits of this State
shall be allowed to transact business
within this State on more favorable
conditions than are prescribed bv
law for similar corporations organ
lied under the laws of this State;
and no foreign corporation shall be
permitted to transact business with
in this State unless said foreign cor
poration is by the laws of the
country, State or Territory under
which it is formed permitted to
transact like business in such
country, State or Territory.
Sec. 6. No corporation shall issue
stock. except to bona fidc subscrib-
ers therefor or their assignees; nor
shall any corporation issue any bond,
or other obligation, for the pay
mcnt Of money, except for money
"r property received or for labor
lone. The stock of corporations
hall not be increased, except in
pursuance of a general law, nor
shall any law authorize the increase
of stock of any cooperation without
the consent Of the person or persons
holding the larger amount in value
of the stock Of such corporation,
nor without due notice of the pro-
posed increase having been given as
may be prescribed by law. All
fictitious increase of stock or indebt-
edness shall be void.
Sec. 7. No corporation shall lease
or ALLEVIATE any franchise so as to re-
lieve the franchise, or property held
hereunder, from the liabilities of
the lessor, or grnntor, lessee, or
grantee, contracted or incurred in
the operation, use or enjoyment of
such franchise or of any of its priv
ileges.
Sec. 8. No domestic or foreign
Graham guardian., 1911-01-27
charges to be made and collected by
oL~ no~~oxokso~.. D.-.,:l-J

charges to be made and collected by
such corporations; Provided further,
that classifications, rates. charges,
rules, regulations, orders and forms
or systems prescribed or made by
said Corporation Commission may
from time to time be amended or
repealed by such Commission.
Sec. 4. The Corporation Commits.
sion, and the several members there
of. shall have power to inspect and
investigate the property. books,
papers, business, methods and at
fairs of any corporation whose stock
shall be offered for sale to the pub
lie, and Of any public service cor
poration doing business within the
State, and for the purpose Of the
Commission, and Of the several
members thereof, shall have the
power Of a court of general juris-
diction to enforce the attendance Of
witnesses and the production Of evi-
dence by subpoena, attachment and
punishment, which said power shall
extend throughout the State. Said
Commission shall have power to take
testimony under commission or dep.
osition either within or without the
State. -
Sec. s. The Corporation Commis-
sion shall have the sole power to
issue certificates Of incorporation to
companies organizing under the laws
Of this State, and to issue licenses
to foreign corporations to do busi-
ness in this State, as may be pre-
scribed by law.
Sec. 6. The law.making power
may enlarge the powers and extend
the duties Of the Corporation Com
mission, and may prescribe rules
and regulations to govern proceed
ings instituted by and before it; but,
until such rules and regulations are
provided by law. the Commission
may make rules and regulations to
govern such proceedings.
Sec. Z. Every public service
corporation organized or authorised
under the laws of the State to do
any transportation or transmission
business within the State shall have
the right to construct and operate
lines connecting any points within
the State. and to connect at the
State boundaries with like lines;
and every such corporation shall
have the right with any Of It's lines
to cross, ,intersect, or connect with.
any lines Of any other public service
corporation.
Sec. 8. Every public service cor
poration doing a transportation
business within the State shall re-
ceive and transport, without delay
or discrimination, cars loaded or
empty. property, or passengers de.
livered to it by any other public
service corporation doing a similar
business, and deliver cars. loaded or
empty, without delay or discrimina-
ton, to other transportation cor
porations, under such regulations as
shall be prescribed by the Corpora
ton Commission. or by law.
Sec. 8. Every public service cor
poration engaged in the business of
transmitting messages for profit
shall receive and transmit, without
delay or discrimination, any mes.
sages delivered to it by any other
public service corporation engaged
(Continhed on Page Four
Graham guardian., 1911-01-27
ton of ony of the provisions of this
ARTICLE XIV
The CORPORATION COMMISSION

Sec. l. A Corporation Commits
sion is hereby created to be COM
posed Of three persons. who shall be
elected at the general election to be
held under the provisions of the En-
abling Act approved June 20, 1910,
and whose term of office shall be
co-terminous with that of the gov
ernor of the State elected at the
same time, and who shall maintain
their chief Office, and reside, at the
State Capital. At the first general
State election held under this Con-
stitution at which a governor is
voted for, three commissioners shall
be elected who shall, from and after
the first Monday in January next
succeeding said election, hold Office
as follows:
The one receiving the highest
number Of votes shall serve six
years, and the one receiving the
second highest number Of votes shall
serve four years, and the one re.
ceiving the third highest number
of votes shall serve two years. And
one commissioner shall be elected
every two years thereafter. In case
Of vacancy in said Office, the gov.
ernor shall appoint commissioner
to fill such vacancy. Such appointed
commissioner shall fill such vacancy
until a commissioner shall be elected
at a general election as provided by
law, and shall qualify. The qualifi.
cations Of commissioners may be
prescribed by law.
Sec. 2. All corporations other
than municipal engaged in carrying
persons or property for hire; or in
furnishing gas, oil or electricity for
light, fuel or power; or in furnish
ing water for irrigation, fire protec-
ton or other public purposes; or in
furnishing, for profit, hot or cold
air or steam for heating or cooling
purposes; or in transmitting mes
sages or furnishing public telegraph
or telephone service, and all corpor.
ations other than municipal, oper-
ating as common carriers, shall be
deemed public service corporations
Sec. 3. The Corporation Com
mission shall have full power to, and
shall, prescribe just and reasonable
classifcations to be used, and just
and reasonable rates and charges to
be made and collected, by public
service corporations within the State
for service rendered therein, and
make reasonable rules. regulations
and orders, by which such corpora
tions shall be governed in the transac-
ton Of business within the State, and
may prescribe the forms of con-
tracts and the systems of keeping
accounts to be. used by such cor.
porations in transacting such busi-
ness, and make and enforce reason
able rules, regulations and orders
for the convenience, comfort and
safety, and the preservation Of the
health, of the employees and patrons
of such corporations; Provided. that
incorporated cities and towns may
be authorized by law to exercise
supervision over public service cor
porations doing business therein. in
cluding the regulation of rates and
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
P|NCH0T NOW
IN ALASKA CASE
Advises Committee He Saw Map
of Controller Bay in War
Department
M
SHOWED CLAIMS OF
THE RYAN RAILROAD
United States Geological Survey
Expert Testifies 1t Would Re-
quire One Million Dollars to
Use the Location

WASHINGTON, d. c.. July ID
troller Bay would cost s1,00o,000. said
Alfred Fl. Brooks of the United States
geological survey today before the
house committee investigating Con-
troller Bay lands. The committee
which convenes Tuesday may SUNNI on
former chief forester Clifford Pinchot
and Secretary of War Stmson to in
quire into a decla ration of Miss Abb
bolt the newspaper writer that map
Of Controller Bay, containing trac-
ings of the Richard S. Ryan claims
there had disa ppeared from the war
department.
Plnchot today advised the commit
tee he recalled seeing such a map on
visit TO the department with Miss
Abbott and that he spoke to the sec
rotary of war about it. The map
made by the interior departm ent
showing the claims and proposed rail-
road prom oted by Ryan, who is al
legged to represent the Guggenheim-
err interests has been furnished by
Secretary of the Interior Fisher. The
missing map, dated Dec Ia, 1910 was
shown to Miss Abbott about June 1,
1911. she says 1t is contended there
was no time for the map to have
been made from the surveys in Alaska
following the presidents executive or
der restoring the lands to entry and
that 1t must have been prepared on
advance information.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
AFTER WILEY'S SCALP
Cox of Indiana Believes "Intcrcsts''
We're Active In Matter

SHTNGTON. D. c., July III
Expressing a belief that a persisten MT
effort to have DR.. Wiley removed from
office has been made by powerful
special interests whose welfare at
taches more to the dollar than to the
health, happiness and prosperity of
the people" Representative Cox of
indiana, dem ocrat today INTRODUCES I'd
resolution calling for further in
formation. His measure contemplated
a. broader investigation of the Wiley
case than was contem plated when the
House committee yesterday decided
to go inta He affair.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19

Foley Kidney Pills are specially
useful in all aim ents and disorders
of the kidneys and bladder, because
they are composed of ingredients
specially selected for their corrective
healing. tonic. and stimulating eff
feet upon these organs and the uri-
nary passages. They are antiseptc
antilithic and uric acid solvent
Try them. For sale by North Yaki-
ma Drug Store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19

Valley Heights. Va.-Mrs. Jennie
B. Kirby, a letter from this place
saws: II was sick in bed for nine
months with womanly troubles.
was so weak and helpless at times
couldn't raise my head off the pill
low. commenced to take Card III
and I saw it was helping me at once
Now | can work all day" AS 6
tonic for weak women nothing has
been found for fifty years that would
take the place of Csrdui. Try a
bottle today. 1t will surely do yor
good.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19

When the baby is suffering the
double affliction of hot weather and
bowel disorders, the remedy needle
is McGEE'S BABY ELIXIR II re-
duces the feverish condition. cor
reefs the stomach and checks loose
ness of the bowels Price use and
SOC per bottle Sold by -. H. FRY.
and G. ", Camp. cor ard and Yski-
ma avenusA
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
CYCLONE IN CALIFORNIA
Last Five Minutes, Destroys Propert,
Worth $4,000

ELCENTRO. Cal, July ia
storm of cyclonic violence in which
two lives were lost, several persons
injured and buildings throughout the
BUSINESS district badly dams1e
struck this section today. While {
lasted but few minutes. the property
loss is At least SS00o0. Leslie Novsk
and Singh Sunda, Hindu, we're
killed.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
SWATTED TOO HARD
Music Teacher Breaks Wrist in Good
Cause

DUBUQUE, Ia, July 15.--Willard
Steiner, a music teacher, while fol-
lowing the injunction to swat the
fy," broke his wrist. He will be in
capacitated for duty at least two
m onths.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
CEHENNA FIRE A
FIGURE OF SPEECH
SymboNzes the Second Death
4 Total Extinction
WHERE THEIRWORM DIETHNOT'
Pastor Russell Leads an Exploration
Party Of Toronto Bible Students In a
Critical Investigation Of "Gehenna."
Stripped Of superstitious Aocretions,
10 Dsel ares Ii ''the Second Death"

Toronto, Can,
July 16th,--Pastor
Russell delivered
t h re e addresses
here today under
the auspices of the
International BIZ
BILE Students Asso-
ciation.' BY re-
quest two of his ad-
dresses were more
particula riy to the
Hebrews, on "Zi-
onism in Prophe-
ry - Another wa is
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
FATHER LOSES OUT
N RACE WITH DEATH
Altheo Vince Dies at Hospital as
Result of Complication Fol-
lowing an Accident

Altheo Vince, son of Rev. J. O.
and Mrs. Vince of Sunnyside, died at
st. Elizabeth's hospital about 3
funeral was held Monday at 9
o'clock a. m. the services to be at
Trinity Episcopal church, Sunnyside
and were conducted by Archdeacon
Maurice Bywater of the Yakima dis
trict, who is close personal friend
of the parents of the lad. The
father who has been hurryng from
England to be present here at his
sons bedside, lost out in his contest
funeral
Was Kicked at School
The sickness of the boy, who was
seven years Old is said to have or
iginated in an accident at school
when he was kicked by another boy.
An operation for bowel trouble en-
sued and it was supposed that this
had been successful. The father
thereupon started for England but
after his departure, the boys case
became complicated and he was
brought to North Yakima for sec
ond operation. His vitality was not
sufficient to carry him thrAugh and
he died Saturday morning after a
hard fight by all interested to restore
him to health. The father was
reached upon his arrival at England
by cable announcing the boys con-
dition at that time and thereupon
started to return here and made all
possible speed but the distance was
too great and the time too short for
his to see his son alive
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-07-19
Johnny KiIbane Wins Bout

Los ANGELES, July 16.--Johnny
Kilbane was given decision over
Patsy Kline this afternoon at the
ronclusion of a twenty round fight.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-03-16
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