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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
noodles and OYSTERS.

noodles are sometimes used instead
= cracker crumbs or grated bread
saen preparing dish of scalloped
s,s'ers Cook the noodles like mac
= ~. arrange them and the oysters
: A.ernate layers, putting some of the
~ 4es az the bottom Of the dish, as
~ as at the top. Season with salt
-. ~ paprika and moisten with oyster
. . and. if convenient, add some
- spread the top with butter,
s.u Dake until cooked through and a
.. LIE Drown on top. About twenty
Minutes will suffice
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
Ham Baked In Milk

aeiclous way to prepare ham is
= ioiiows: Get slice of ham about
.ue ana one-half inches thick, place
~ SHALLOW pan, and cover with milk.
BAKE In slow oven until milk has
: s0axed into the ham and until the
IAN Is light brown on top. Gravy
maue oy adding milk to the grease
snicn remained in the pan after ham
with -four. N
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
His Wish Granted,

M. Jean Robe, the celebrated Bel
gian artist, died at Brussels the other
week aged SO. He was the son of a
blacksmith who worked at his fathers
forge early in life, and afterwards de-
veloped taste for painting. NJ ROBBIE
was also famous as a horticulturist,
and was an authority on roses. He
used to say: Il want to die among my
roses" and his wish was fulfilled.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
Letter to
Dr.. kilmer b Co.
binghamton, n. 7.
Prove What Swamp Root Will Do For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
. booklet Of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
Knew His Cue.

"She told him that she must not see
him any more"
What did he do2"
Turned out the gas. Exchange.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

The man in the church with the
rowing eyes looking over the dubious
nose is pretty sure to be strong on
the doctrines.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
preserving Fresh Ecoe

simple way to preserve fresh eggs
i. = bury them in salt and stand
!. ~ Upright instead Of laying them
a. 80 sues In these circumstances
whole year. N'0 sooa ior a
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
A IL Ii 1 ,

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELES-
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in Ia Ste
less form. The Quinine drives ont the mala ria
and the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for ~ years. Prizes 50 cents.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
Cleansina Swansdomn

La S'ean swansdown make a warm
{ -. OF soap and squeeze the down
~ az I'll 1t is clean. Rinse in fresh
~ water with a little bluing in II
g 'nake and hang in the air to
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Perhaps Mohammed went to the
mountain because it was cheaper than
spending his vacation at the seashore
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Duty makes us do things well, but
love makes us do them beautifully
Phillips Brooks.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Papa, what is fiattery?"
praise Of other people, my SON.
Boston Transcript.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
Great Home Eve Remedy.

for all diseases Of the eve, quick relief
from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. y.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Drink Garfield Tea at night! 1t insures
normal action of liver kidneys and bowels.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

The very best advice: take Garfield Tea
whenever a laxative is needed
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

A good way to keep well is to take Gar
field tea frequently. It insures good health.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Some tombstone inscriptions are toe
good to be true.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Too often sermons have too much
length and too little depth.-Judge.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Angelfood cakes seldom make boys
angelic.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Many men enjoy dry smoke. Why
not a dry drink?
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08
ONLY ONE "BROMO OrININF."

That S LAXATIVE BROMO QClNINE Look for
the signature of E. W. GROVE. sed the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

Don't worry about your complexion
take Garfield Tea, the blood purifier.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

The brotherhood of man does mean
better wages, but it also means bet
ter work.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-04-08

angelic.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
Absurd.

Among the recent visitors to a metropolitan museum was a woman from rural district who was much interested in the ancient pottery ex- hibits.
 The attendant pointed out one col lection of beautiful old vases, say ing:
 Those were dug up at Herculan- eum."
 What" exclaimed the woman from the country. Dug up!"
 Yes, madam"
 Out of the ground?"
 Just as they are now. They were cleaned up bit, but they were found about as you see them"
 With an expressive toss of the head, the lady from the country turned to her companion and said:
 Hes nice-looking young feller, but I don't believe what he says. They never dug up no ready-made pots out of the ground. ."-Lippincott's 8 Magazine.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
NOT A BRITISH UNIT IN IT
irishman Would Not for Minute Allow the Possibility of Such
 Thing.

George Mockler has just returned from an investigation of what coal is costing some of the other cities. He brought this story from Dalti- more:
 An Irishman there inherited a coal mine up in the state. He immedi- ately entered the lists for one of the big coal contracts and went around to say good word for his >oal.
 The man who was letting the con tract heard him a moment, and then interrupted with:
 That's all right. but how about British thermal units?"
 The other, being new to the coal business. did not know that coal is rated now according to the British thermal units in tests.
 "Phats that?" he said.
 How many British thermal units are there in your coal?"
 The Irishman blinked his eye and snorted a bit.
 British thermal units, is it?" he he said. Why there ain't wan in it." St Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
LAUGHTER PLEASING TO GOD
No"nere In Biblical Lore Can There Be Found Intimatlon of Any
 Other Idea.

We misjudge and distort the nor maiiy human nature of the Savious when We picture him going through life, as Dante did after he had writ len his Inferno" with the shadow oi perdition on his brow. We may SraYely question when it was that the cross began to darken our Lord S pathway; there is no hint of such iefeeoding until We reach the mid ale Of his ministry From that on there are occasional tokens that he saw Calvary ahead of him, and was at times pressed down with a dread tui sense of the inevitable agony which awaited him at the end. But all tEis IS very far from affording any reasonable ground for the conclusion that he smiled sometimes, but never laughed.
 II God did not intend us to laugh. on occasion why did he endow us with the capacity to laugh, with a sense of the humorous. with the fac ulty to see and enjoy wit. fun and the absurd side of life: and, further more. why did he produce so many innings and people to laugh at?- Zion's Herald.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
Birds of a Feather,

What's the bill for fixing my motor car?" asked the strange patron.
 Tt figures up to s110. sir" replies the garage man.
 .Whew! I'll have to give you a check. l left all my money in my drug store"
 Why, are you a druggist"
 Yes"
 "Oh, in that case the bill will be a dollar and quarter. We fellows ought to stand together"
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

officer had less confidence and had re treated before Grant and his men ar. rived. Grant said that the memory of that incident always gave him cour. age when preparing to make an attack or when in the thick of the fighting
 August Grant arrived with his reg. iment at Ironton, to relieve Col. B. Gratz Brown. who later became gov. erIor of Missouri and who was a vice. presidential candidate in 1872.
 August 9, President Lincoln signed the commission of Brigadier General Grant. and this fact was telegraphed from Washington to Ironton. Grant ,, as encamped near a spring on the James Lindsay property. not far from the Iron County courthouse. When Lindsay learned that Grant had be. come a general, he moved Mrs. Lind. say and their babies to his farm near Pilot Knob and rendered his mud. ehinked log home to Gen Grant for his headquarters. The offer was ac. eepted and the Lindsay cabin became the first headquarters of Gen. Grant, although be spent a largo part of his time sitting at an old pine table in the shade oi an oak tree in the yard work. ing out plaus for a campaign It was while sitting in the shade of the now historic Grant oak that he received by mail, August II. the commission of which he had been notified by tele-
 
 of his regiment on the river campaign. which won his promotion to major general of volunteers in February, 1862. His later achievements are his tory.
 The Grant headquarter premises have been known for many years as "Emerson Park" the late Judge J. w. Emerson having acquired the property and erected a fine brick residence on the site of the log house. In 1886 the surviving members of Gen. Grants regiment erected a statue of fed. eral soldier to mark the spot where he received his commission.
 The property is now owned by J. H. York who maintains 1t aT his resi- dence. but a movement has been start ed to have the government purchase this property and the battlefield al Fort Davidson. mile away, as nation al parks.
 Mrs Lindsay. whose humble home was Gen. Grants first Headquarters lives in St. Louis, but visits the thrill fng ecanes of her Voung motherhood each summer
 Lindsay, who died several years ago. was a union supporter and active IF the Ironton Home Guards. He inti mately knew all the surrounding coun try and did some valuable scouting for Gen. Grant. who rode over to the farm several times to see that all was well with Mrs Lindsay and her babies during Lindsay's absence.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
Avoid Disputation.

The disputations person never makes q geod friend In friendship, men look for peace and concord and some measure of content. There are enough battles to fight outside, enough Jarring and jostling in the street. enough disputing in the market place, enough discord in the workaday world, without having to look for con- tention in the realm of the inner life also. There, if anywhere, We ask for m end of strife Friendship is the sanctuary of the heart. and the peace ot the sanctuary should brood over 1t. It's ehiefest glory is that the dust and noise of contest are excluded.-Hugh Black.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
The Rrldearoom,s Portion.

Miss Elsie Gentsch, who teaches Sunday school, had been reading to her class from the gospel of Matthew, and was examining a promising boy, newcomer. anent the subject matter.
 There were ten virgins" said the young man. five wise ones and five foolish ones. and the five wise ones filled their lamps and the five foolish ones wasn't in no hurry. And at midnight came the bridegroom. So the five foolish ones went across the street to buy oil and got locked out"
 Very good said the teacher "An1 what did the bridegroom do?"
 Why" said the good little student, he married the five wise ones"- Cleveland Leader.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
GET POWER. The Supply Comes From Food.

II We get power from food why not sl:lYe to get all the power We can. mat is only possible by use of skill iuIy selected food that exactly fits the requirements of the body.
 Poor fuel makes a poor fire and a poor lire Is not good steam producer.
 From not knowing how to select the right food to fit my needs. I suf lefed grievously for long time from stomach troubles" writes a lady from little town in Missouri.
 IL seemed as if 1 would never be aoIe 10 find out the sort of food that was best for me hardly anything that | could eat would stay on my stomach. livery attempt gave me heartburn and Aiied my stomach with gas. I got tninher and thinner until I literally oecame a living skeleton, and in time "ds compelled to keep to my bed.
 A lew months ago I was persuaded 'o try Grape-Nuts food, and it had such good effect from the very beginning suat have kept up it's use ever since. . was surprised at the ease with which ! digested it. It proved to be just what l needed.
 All my unpleasant symptoms. the heartburn, the inflated feeling which gave me so much pain disappeared. 4y weight gradually increased from 'e 10 l16 pounds, my figure rounded out' my strength came back, and l am hoW able to do my houSework and en- !oy II. Grape-Nuts food did it. Name gwen by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek Mich.
 ten days trial will show anyone some facts about food.
 Read the little book. "The Road to "eHville,' in pkgs. There's reason" :" ,. ENer read the above Ictterf A new are appears from time fo time. They Interest.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
LAWYER CURED OF ECZEMA

While attending school at Lebanon. Ohio, in 1882, I became afflicted with boils, which lasted for about two years. when the affiiction assumed the form of an eczema on my face, tho lower part of my face being inflamed most of the time. There would be water-blisters rise up and open, and wherever the water would touch 1t would burn, and cause another one to rise. After the blister would open, the place would scab over, and would burn and itch so as to be almost un. bearable at times. In this way the sores would spread from one place to another, back and forth over the whole of my upper lip and chin, and at times the whole lower part of my face would be a solid sore. This con- ditfon continued for four or five years. without getting any better, and in fact got worse all the time, so much so that my wife became alarmed lest it prove fatal.
 During all this time of boils and eczema. I doctored with the best phy- sieians of this part of the country, but to no avail. Finally I decided to try Cuticura Remedies, which I did, talk ing the Cuticura Resolvent. applying the Cutieura Ointment to the sores, and using the Cuticura Soap for wash ing. In very short time 1 began to notice improvement, and continued to use the Cuticura Remedies until was well again, and have not had a re- currence of the trouble since, which is over twenty years. have recom- mended Cuticura Remedies to others ever since, and have great faith in them as remedies for skin diseases" (Signed) A. C. Brandon, Attorney at Law, Greenville, O., Jan. IT, 1911.
 Although Cuticura Soap and Oint- ment are sold everywhere, a sample of each. with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to "Cuti- cura," Dept. 3 K, Boston.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
oCENE OF SUCCESS
where Grant Received His Com.
 mission as General.
OId Lindsay Cabin Headouarters Where He Planned the Campaign Which Wen Promotion and
 Started Great Career,

lronton. Mo.-Of all the events of the Civil war that are being recalled ID the half-eentury anniversary reyi- val of interest. few are of more gen. erai interest than the story of Gen. U. D. Grants receiving his commission as brigadier-General on Missouri soil. A movement has been started to pur. chase the site at lronton of the deliy- cry Of this commission for a national park
 The campaign which Gen. Grant planned at the cabin which was his first headquarters as general brought him advancement from Brigadier Gen erai to Major General and was the real beginning of his career as a vic tortous commander.
 \ graduate of West Point. who had seen service In the Mexican war. Grant had left the army because he could not support his family on his salary. He tried farming near St. Louis, became real estate agent without much financial success, and in 1860 moved his family to Galena. lIl., where he became clerk in his fathers leather store.
 At the outbreak of the Civil war he drilled a company organized at Ga leEa and accompanied them to Spring field. when it was sworn in and in corporated into a regiment
 Gov Yates obtained Grants serv- ices as inspector of state troops to re- port 10 the government, and when President Lincoln issued the second call for volunteers Grant was sent to Aattoon to muster in the regiment. ci which he became colonel.
 He has confessed that he was not confident of the outcome of his first skirmish, but he found his opposing
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
Remarkable Fish.

"l thought you said there were fish around here" said the disappointed sportsman.
 There are" replied Farmer Corn tossel. But they are experienced fish. Moreover, they're kind and con siderate"
 T haven't had a nibble."
 Well, you don't think they'd bite at that brand-new fancy tackle, do you9 They'd stand off and admire it.. but they'd never take a chance on gettin it mussed up"
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOPS

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease the Antiseptic powder to be shaken nto the shoes. IL makes tight new shoes feel easy. Gives and comfort. Refuse substitutes For FREE trial package, address Allen s. 0lmsted, Ie Roy, N. Y
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
Good Vacation Advice.

Bishop Spalding, on a hot summer morning. gave one of the congrega- tions of Portland, Ore. a timely piece of advice.
 Don't" he said. when you go of on your vacation, leave all your re- ligion behind and take all your col lection away with you"
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Mrs. Nelson-My husband is awfully absent-minded.
 Mrs. Bilson-In what way?
 Mrs Nelson-He went fishing yes- terday. When he had finished he threw away the fish and brought home the bait.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Is not making others happy the best happiness? There is joy in helping to renew the strength and courage of no- ble minds -Amiel
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

A crowd is not company. and faces are but gallery of pictures and talk a tinkling cymbal. where there is no love.-Bacon
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
1un snuahs From One Ean.

Lititz. Pa.-This great poultry cen ter is always producing some odt stunt" in that line, and the latest | two sQuabs from one egg.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
WifeY Knew Him.

Benham-I cant remember dates. Mrs. Benham-But you have a pretty good memory for peaches.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes, use Red Cross Ball Blue At all good groeers.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE

Send 2c stamp for five samples of ny very choic- est Gold Embossed Birthday, Flower and Motto Post Cards: beautiful eoors and Ioveliest designs
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

After girl has bumped up against a case of unrequited love she begins to dream of career.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Mrs. winsfow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums. reduces inhamma- ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c a bottle
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress happy, makes clothes winter than snow. All good grocers.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Even pessimists can see the bright side of a silver dollar.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

A live goose is worth more than a dead ancestor
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

How man does like to have people think he Is wealthy when he isn't,
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES PASTEL Esa CHILL TONIC. You know W hat you taking. The formula IS plainly printed on every bottle, less form The Quinne drives out the malaria and the iron builds up the system. Sold by all dealers for 50 years Price 50 cents.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Firmness is feminine and obstinacy Is masculine-so says woman.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

A man may like a girl all the more because she seems to like him less.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Mrs. Jinks-My husband is making a collection of steins.
 Mrs Booze A. Lott-My husband ia making collection of the contents of steins.
The Forrest City times., 1911-08-25

Evelyn-But when 1t comes to love- making Harold is rather green, isn't he?
 Myrtle-Not now.
 Evelyn-Indeed!
 Myrtle-No, he's blue; rejected him last evening.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-03
ANDREWS EyDOUNOS
GOOOREPUbL|CAN
DOCTRINES
Party Loyalty and Necessity
of Adhemng to Republican
Principles Theme OF Dele
gate in Speech Last Night.

Tna speech % DeleEatc s. a. An-
UI.Us 100 ua Eiks' iheatrr last n,ghL
.Hle bu g. VS. repiste Win sound.
rl.pl,some Republican doctrine. and
u.- ..irucd Co. attn The closest attcn-
tiau 10y ihe lsrge audieuoe. Mr An
df .s said
AGO. President. ladies pnd gentlemen
am Republican. ! believe iu ID
protective urin. J am Cor tafin un
vooI am for Tho Nool grower. mo
cattle raiHers. the mill workmen. the
mill owners, the mine WOfkrrs aud ih'
mIu. owners and Tor the great nau-
uf9puTrrs ~ this great nation OF ours
pld ID tha great Republican county Of
iuu1lIno should 81 Democratic on
tho tih nf November ana thereby ass
.lsi .n carrying this new state oycf 40
300, Democratic party. why u viii b9
Hfraidcd throughout the great states
.n th. cost and Ncst that a. new
atnfr OF New McKlco b. aRninrt the
fHfu and against tho policy OF VII
llam Howard Tafl, VINO vetoed schcd-
uio rs " the No0i bill, the cotton and
th, n.e Ist biilp. " viii go a Ions
way toward the country being carried
D., the Democrats 10 1919 aud " that
takes place. you viii have a Demo
rrttlc president and a Democratic
noure OF representatives. You vii
nave frco trade absolutely IN TIT
great country and IL viii bring great
distress 10 the people of this state
a. weil NJ - the people ~ this gteai
nation ai large. You will see many
OF the great railroads ia this United
stntrs IN the hands nf receivers, man,
n1uds Will close their doors. the larg'
m' and Rroat industrial plane vii
fop and I viii say to you my friends
thaf Whrn Tho smoke ceases tn cont
out from the chimneys Of the biI
mills ana the great Industrial plants
SOU viii see deetituiion and wanl
sprfna sll over this big nation Of our
arr ia this new state ~ we'll
Tihs IL No fancy picture. y, T. IN
duty Of every loyal Republican Il
stand az and vote the flag ticket q
tnig county. u don't make asy dif
ference whether you Ike or dislik
tnf candidates on the ticket. Il
simply a question Of principles an
81 protection that protects tho people
IN closing | want Ia say 10 yen To yot'
the straight Republican ticket. boil
in state ana county and again ] say
vote Tor yourselves. vote for you
wives aud swecthearis. thank YOU
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-03

We direct attention To our
line % FuFs. The stock at this
tiinc n the most complete, with
sl,o irsst assortment of depend
able merchandise Ia be- had, and
At prices that ar, extremely low
quality considered.