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Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
wANTEO-mIscELLANE5Us.

Q WANTED Sr.... r- r..L 60 t.u- ....t .I. ..tr -" ..r- rs-t.r.. ".ru.r ulHu ~..-. r.aE au. ".ut.- ~, IuGr. Central As.r.. ';r.,.r.
 WANTED S....E ..u. wu-.r
 H.-r u..,. f.- " Washington P.u t->, D.
 WNNTTD-t couple -s n,ard.l that can occupy -..., tent upu-. o. ,,u,u near ,.Hu uu-.. -r.r. a.. uf other u.r-.-. Must u.. Do. -... v w. .t~" T,.r.r'..fr
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
FOR RENT-HoUSEs


 FOR RENT -5-runw brick u"i- rru uuturui>h"d house. $3p. .0p I'rr month. by the year. Good location. good house. Grown J-y.lry St"ry .E r. Wash Sf b FOR RENT-1-ropm triuJ" buu-d lpN ou 1i acr" lot m suburbs Dwight F Heard. = r. Center and Adams. u FOR RENT-a-room modern brick house. furnished. close in. Al loca ton J. c \. King. IS North Sec oud Ave. m FOR RENT-A Groom unfuruIsh- cd house J E Sims, 6l3 south Third st
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
WAIVED HELP-mALE.

WANTED Er gentleman. ...r ... E.u-.E..l.r- @u.. u'.. t.. r.-.t part. NH.r.-e Box -. ..r. Republican Hu
 WANTED t...r...- .......u. Your ...E. .r ..-.# '.n. H..e ..t ra..u- ..r.. .. ....t...r.. ..f....- u...-. U.u"u..-. .r....s..u- con.
 f.s months rt..r... t.H students last .,ur ...,- Nr. t.r u.ar.sr... ru...I Ta" School Contracting CT. los Angeles --u
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SALE-20 acres best sandy lpam soil in valley. 1H miles north west of Capitol Bldg. @4 mile from car line Class A water Best ditch in neighborhood acres fruit. best varieties Of peaches grapes and apri- cots. All trees and vines clean and healthy and should bear abundantly this coming year. acres garden land and T. acres alfalfa that mas paid SI0o per acre this year See ! D Robinson. owner. I'm
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

WANTED -r tr ." tons .t t.,'.. alfalfa hay. -... ...-rH tuE jr... at ranch NdIr.-. D co H.s t.--
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
FOR sALE-mlsceLLaNEous.

FOR sALE-mIsCELLaNEous.
 TpE SALE .S-t.n --r.--.ug,r .,.- tul.ou.... .-.d uuI. ... months Pu. SI"uu cash .r SI-uu u -N ..ut.., .u-rImut~ Baxter u> FT.mr- Bloc. .n
 FOR SALE E.u... ur s..r r..u~ Usra "u'. I.. uu..s. Phone. op,rIu. isr' n-
 SELLING pI-w ..r -t,.. co. ,ru- mod hats 70 s-n" . piece. r. .ts. -,au Bog -p.u- -r..a ie. W.-. Wa~um-t" D CHEAPEST place. u town t. hu. ~....uG ntud .r fa- W Wa=hu-rrr Tu.u. i..n. uH
 FOR SALE KuIIm= .,uG a' Cuur1.I.e r..uu- min. South First St. just below railroad tracks .n
 FOR SALE.A-H and umur..., trees. =..r. vines palms D. aII kind. aua ornamental -.unu.r- at t.. Ws-u.r Nur-.r.. t. milo -ru,u %. Ua.tal- par. I'm pac. has boon ..II and want c, c..au rut tu. nursery st,.s Phone. overland t-f
 FOR SALE M. ,..ts u un. co. t.. best -u a.r.- the Et..k. H. improved Al ul.-sm Aa5r, I:N ,aS Republican .t'... r
 FOR SALE -N,.u. u-e Hen wheeled ushn.t tl.G a.JuHar.. stylish ruaru.ut u.tu trl St41,..r. 70 N Central Ave- a"
 For Sals-WelI drilling outfit the best in Arizona. Everything complete, including hydraulic jacks and string of tools for wells Of all sizes from g. inch to 16-incn. Outfit coat more than S4,5Oo. 10 good as new and can be bought for 5000 H taken at once. Address We'll Outfit. care Republican.
 FOR SALE -Fwt trees Eur your Erut trees from u.u who know .u. Gr,.. ,u. best varieties. S.- T..- FtI at Southwestern Realty '. Wa-tuetru and Center St- .r drop % card C, Hall Bros. BuN 'tf. am. "a. "u ceu oH EI Lbs FOR SALE N-.. Wheeler H N'- -ru -.-Ius machine cheap t-i < Center Nr. Overland lf'-
 tT N.u Stat. Corral ul L....r. ..r sale. a-.a. Mitchell wagon. -rrug wagon. Hl--. buggy u.l... -.f h.t.r dru... harness. : r-ut -.r-.. harness. head u"rsa-
 
 FOR SALE CHEAP HrrIr, and whit. Run T-rr.r puppies females ,-..Itu. phone. Ram. r- r
 FOR SALE D"... furniture. --.r.a- f.rI s" -.i H..e. -aa ...'.. ,t. mYur. ~u H.r. Nu l- \ur'. F.r-t N-. r0, c.E tr,rc-OCL
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
FOR RENT-HOUSEKEEPING
 ROOMS.

-~N~--~~->>~ .~-,~~
 FOR RENT -Huus.E-.pu- rr.m- az 5s1 East Yam Eur.u u~ TWO furnished rtam~ for u"u-,- keeping Also uua rl two ,.uu,.r.uG rooms t,r wIgm@ Modem @-f North Fourth avenue. uH
 FOR RENT-f ru.m- competed. furnished tor u..e-a-.uu-. central. located modern ,au..u..u..s --I L.
 Munrr, D FOR RENT Tine. thoroughly wr- ui+n,d. J.-.gab,. ~uuu. housekeeping ruol.. uritat, ,utstu,r. pnr.uos. ....- uf,it,. -a-. etui'au. ',. s-5 >nr,u Tmrd AH' a
 FOR RENT. < -.r,om nat. rur- usheI, f,r hoH-ek..ruE rln North Fourth Ntr m
 FOR RENT Lgat hrae.E.,pu= rooms ai, North Fourth Ar. m
 FURNISHED rooms uv On" day. week OF month No sick token St. Ewo' .f5 T lIour,. Or.r'auI -Ssf. 20
 THREE u..i, furnished rooms ,nr Hgut h,u-.ap.u.u2. r.a modern l..s. ,r, uru.E from ,.r uar TI- .paou. and bath. u. -... -oa East Portland St hb
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
wANTED-srTUATroNs.

WANTED Situation ~f.u.-- rsph.~ er n,rs...r.r Box .'- Geo E.TuH..an.
 \ LADY Vf-a . boo. =.u- ra ~.H"nf ,.uaIa U,. s position i~ competent ...-...,.u,r. .st. .r r-r- Address Republican. HrN -t- D
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
FOR RENT-FURwsHe0 HOUSES.

FURNISHED TENT 'u4 F Pjcr." St overland Phone -EH@ hr
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

A
 rleuceG livestock auct.oneer: call sales anywhere in the territory at reasonable rate. See him before making your dates office l5 North First Ave Tel B. S95l If
 rUBLIC SALE -Tu,-Ge.. Jau '". 1aI1. commencing at ln.@H < N. ralt-H..I, west and a quarter north ,,f tnr Fowler ~.n..I house. uir soil tu. following property and stock -t high grad. dairy COWS. 6 fresh. ul-, Hpl-t,Ir hu.L fifteen months n.d. fu. .ug.sjGgaI. nu. nau ,at seven r.,utha n,d. tau .a'..s three ,r t.u months uIT. ,-lr head at horses. ,.r. l.fI ot -.s-r,tr-aIa .ar,-. with I,sL weight l--" pounds. "". a'I- l.rln-e horse. seven Years u'.- 'ur ra.r uaIs horses. nus tun-E sr-rlI ,n'f weight t-"" pounds. one t"n- ..ar-aII ,al' weight i""H IHuua-- ura brown horse. thr.- hundred f.ntta and brown L,-Horu H.u-- tHn portable n.H hHu-.-- farming wri. m.lf-. ut. will wagon. trr bug -5.s. -iu-I. and Grabl" harness ou- rav rake. pu" moving WaeBiu.- nu" fam wagon. ouc John Deere gang p,ow. one John Deere walking blow. almost new; separator and milk cans. all of my household and kitchen furniture Proc barbeCucI lunch served at noon Terms. M sums ue 2-H and under oa-H- pE.r S-". credit ag six months @ls.u purchaser giving h4ufahlo s.t.. 9 u.r cent dis count for cash r Martin. owner
 e O N,NIrtrE. auc'frusor D. North First Arr. Phoenix W M Sau2E- fer. cashier GIcrdaI. Stat. Bank. clerk I-
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

-NNE snu,.u-- ur' .l..-. rut. switches N1o,rit. prices. best a..I .tr Ur work speaks rr .f-ef | r.. PURE DISTILLED WAFER t,. -Hur-,.u- Mrs Clark. u-.rir.-- --fU- ur..r. af North Center street. .... Uu", feu. Phone. Ea.. ,f.r .
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SALE Saddle horse. saddle and brid,. PrIc" reasonable. Party leaving town Inquire the Walker Stahl. ,HYeker'Sl. Center St and Van Burru C
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

BE YOUR OWN LANDLORD. f SEE THE HOME BUILDERS
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
BIC BARGAIN THIs WEEK
BETTER THAN 4 BANK. fl LAS PAIMAS LOTS

NY FOUR-ROOM houe.. rot sov1fo facing carIine .n front and Roosevelt S' fu th" rsar. chicken gan. rua faw young fruit tr,ee. a cosy hnu'
 uill bc sold at a harEa and on terms to suit you < < Nart", 13i2 Grand Ave n
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
AUCTIONS
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AUCTION SALE Saturday. Jan .. f.fH D. H.. -f West Jefferson House. hold --aGs consisting nf rru H.aS. ,r,se.rr. Hn'hcasr. sa.Au- chairs. dining chairs. a.g~-~. ..a-'u-. bug gins Erug uu'th.u= r.g .au' sn.d e co AI.AIar,r.. Au.t."u..r 10
 SUCTION SALE rrda.. Jan Q" , 70 I raa- East Jefferson Grocery -j.r. go tuI lin. at @r',er5.e. also contents ur au >-rnam hna-. dress CTS. chairs rockers. bedStoad. cots
 ratr.--ss. kitchen furniture. cooking utensils good ,ank ~ta.e. 'u- sHn" ,ss.. -,ai,- 4
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

SEt. PLANK N ENSIGN.
 ff> North First tr' Tur Honest Treatment Iu Real r-
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
PLANK X ENSIGN. 11N North First Ave

FOR SALE CHUAP-lGo acres ou Cal, Cr.oR. Yarapai County. sixteen miles east of Jerome Fifty acres under cultivation. niuo-room dwell ing. cost t.In". good barn. au uo0os- sary farming implements For fur thor information address. C. r Jolly. Jerome Arizona log
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
,'AETALoTPE LAED

CAETALOUPE LA%D
 AT
 GLENDALE W. al. in position tp "r..r au eighty immediately V,-t "t Glendale at an N.,p'rndlIy pr price for this class of land W5U soil m tw.u'irs ur frrtoe. PHOENIN TRUST COMPANY.
 IL West Adams Stree.
 3lts NEW YEAR BARGAINS Ts.o lots. Gvc-ropm house. good -Had. and fruit trees Price $-.25o. Best pf terms.
 one acre in the heart of tho city VII cut into six lots Price Si0no Modern tVo-story brick on W Wash nEtuu st. stores ou lower floor. apartments above. completely fur nishcl. ucw building. Sl..5oo. terms Present income slHo per month
 THE II ! LATHAM GO REAL ESTATE INSURANCE
 No W Adams st Phones. Con Main 22o. overland 55s.
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
L 1nn hn.. [. N.rL.

WANTED R,y with wheel f"r de- It-rug Phoenix Printing Cu los
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

TpE SALE l-a"-rnuua first class work horse. ,-u- '.d. sound and g.ut.. -. Republican TT
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
WANTED TO REM

WANTED TO REM
 WANTED-A THREE OR FOUR ROOM HOUSE FURNISHED OR UNFURNISHED. RENT MUST BE VERY REASONABLE AND LOCA- TON WITHIN THREE BLOCKS OF REPUBLICAN BLDG. ADDRESS, BOX C. S. p. STATING PRICE P WE HAVE client that wants t, rent OF f-room modern. v"Ii lr- catcd hruS. r. J. B,uu,rt X Cr w PIANOS for rent Lightning pr- livery tf WANTED-To rent a few good milch COWS. plenty ot -ccd and good pasture will pay good rent smith. al Demo- crat office If FOR RENT-sToRE ROOMS AND
 OFFICES.
 
 COOKIES SCHOOL i- r--or.urd at 117 w Jefferson St Tel Overland 2@go % DRESSAIAKING and Ladies Tail bring Mrs X MI Rouse. 1l-u " Adams Overland phou" 6>3 lbs J. W. CRENSHAW. attorney at law General practice in all the courts and U. <. land office Special attcn- tion given to corporation. mining and probate law. Office 2l1 Fleming building Phoenix. Arizona . WALL PAPER. Paints and Var nishes. Alabastine Brushes. etc. etc. Have our man call and give you esti- mate on decorating. all work guaran- tecd Doris Heyman Furniture co. FEN S HILDRETH. Land Mining and Irrigation Law. room 21O. Elem ing Block. p O Box S47. telephone Red 2".I Phoenix. Arizona Public land scrip for sale
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
FOR sALE-EGGs AND POULTRY.

FpE SALE Rhode island Red eud Brown L,SHrru rr"-r.r- Tr."pa.re. Black. Hr-I Q
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06
OWN 100 PER CENT PROPERTY. fl LAS PhLMAS LOTS

NEW MODERN DWELLINGS t2SO010. s30oO G0. S350o.O0. s4OOO.O0. S4IOoOO. s430OOO s425000. s5OOO co. $500 O0. s60OO.0O. $500 O0
 OTHER DWELLINGS s750 00. $500 00. lots and 9 houses. s1O0OO1. 2 lots and Q houses. t3D00. .oO. furnished house. Third St. s29oo 00 an3 one Fourth Avenue. t320600
 W. K. James 37 N. Center St tt
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SALE En, thoroughbred HhpE. island E.I H.uS outlets tua
 rppSt-r- Eif-. t....r S' D
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SALE Um- urluz. -pnhI.t for hr.-lu- purposes J. x short Twelfth aua Portland Phone. E.i ~fT1
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FpE SALE Pine J.re. wiDH COWS. tag,. m.r--. vest S.. Points. half mile north Csr-.. < E...r. I; r D Nn n
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SALE Tu" brown @nhui..- for breeding purposes J. \ Short Twelfth and Portland Phone. Black SffI 8
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SNLE-Rhode Island Red and Brown LoShoru boosters Chas Er'ck- son. Indian School ear line and Vir- siria Ave dm
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SALE CHEAP hrrI'. and vHr. Er Terrier puppies females. '-.rau. phone. Hau.. +l q
 FOR SALE D.... furniture. --.r.a- f.rl .a' '.i d..e. -
 t.. ,,. mur. ~u H... Nn T. \.r-. Tr.f N-.
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

rrE SNLE Y.ar.r~ ar-'r u".. 70 -..I .u.. anI rus .r.a.. e.IHr-t".. u.sr. u., WH so" cheap II e
 Powers - miles < 70 Indian ~ l... Er-t. D
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

FOR SNLE-NIur acres raiIeu land 'n.r a.l.s east T.ur r.um bun -a'a. ~.r'.n house. -.uug orchard -.I -rra. berries. Price. SHnun terms
 l. Elliott. E. D
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

GIRL WANTED .ur general house. v.;i. Wolp. Arizona Mercantile D.. Center aul Adams Str H
Arizona republican., 1911-01-06

TuE SALE S-t.n .-r.--.ug.r s.- r.l.n..... .-'d uuH -.. months Pr.. g ."uu cash .r Sl-.n a -sN ..u,.',
 miscellaneous Baxter. iI> FI,u.r-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
HEROES ARE NOT PENsIoNED
This is One of the Forbidden Featured
of the Business of Life
Saving.

Boston, MaSS.-Few persons know
much about the life savers stationed
at dangerous points along the Atlantic
coast What they do, how they live,
what sort Of men they are. In the
first place they are obscurely living
fellows, in the second they attract no.
tfce only rarely by some heroic deed.
And even in this bushes the chances
for heroic deeds come seldom
The life saving service pays poor
ly, judged by most standards. Sixty
the pay of every life saver or surfman,
as he properly is called, except the
keeper, who gets SIS, and surfman No.
l, who gets SO.
There are no pensions. Even the
man who is crippled for life in the
work is not entitled to pension.
There is at least one case on record
in which such a man was pensioned,
but 1T was through the special interest
and command of president of the
United States.
Not to be pensioned for disability is
the most forbidding thing about the
life saving service which, by the way,
got started under the direction of the
treasury department and has been
under it ever since. This has kept
more men away from It than any other
one thing 1t argues no lack of cour-
age in a man that he hesftates a long
time over this condition, especially IL
he has others to provide for.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
Great Statues of suddha.

tama, the last Buddha- All, equally
with the huge reclining Buddha, form
a part of the religious rites of the
Buddhists. For the essence of Bud
dhism consists in the struggle to be-
come like Buddha, to attain his per-
lection by obedience to his precepts.
To do this 1t is necessary always to
have Buddha in mind, and it is for
this reason that every city in the Bud
dhist world is literally crowded with
his images. Buddha himself is not
deified; potentially every Buddhist
may attain his perfection, but only by
the eternal imitation of his practice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
STATUES OF BUDDHA
Make Striking Religious Monu-
ment in India.
Structure Supposed to Have Been
Erected in the Ninth Century 10
One of the Most Sacred
Shrines.

Calcutta, India.-Four enormous
statues of Buddha. nearly 100 feet
high, make one of the most striking
religious monuments in India, if not
in the world. The structure is one of
the most sacred shrines in India and
it is supposed to have been erected
In the Ninth century Rangoon, Bur
nah, is also famous as having huge
statue of Buddha-
To the eastern traveller the statue
of Buddha is a familiar sight. From
Colombo in Ceylon, to Kobe, in Japan,
he is everywhere greeted by the same
calm, impassive and mysterious face
of the eastern preceptor of perfection.
But in no city in the Orient do the
form and face of Buddha constitute
SO frequent or so essential a part of
the city's decoration as in Rangoon,
famous Road to Mandalay," the
stronghold of Buddhists. Notable even
among the countless statues of Ran
COON is the mammoth Buddha, repre-
senting the strange teacher, not stand
ing or sitting cSoss-legged. as in the
majority of statues, but reclining on
a huge raised couch. his mighty form
stretched out for zoe feet, while his
shoulders rival the width of that won
der of the ancient world, the Colossus
of Rhodes, their titanic breadth reach
ing so feet
But one among the wonders of Ran
COON, this mighty figure rests near
the famous Shoay Dagon, the center
of the Burmese Buddhist world,
crowned by the golden pagoda, which
rises 500 feet above it, it's walls Gov
cred with pure gold, the gift of a
prince, who contributed his weight in
gold to the pagoda. In the Shoay Da-
gon there are countless other statues
of Buddha, as well as relics of Qua
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
First Aid.

George AIDE, at luncheon in Chi
cago, paid a gallant compliment to
well-knOwn actress.
The actress wore a harem skirt OF
the new fame color and Mr.. AIDE said
to her:
'It is pretty. And what an odd
color it isl Tell me the name of the
color"
''Flamme de Vesuve-fame of We
suvius,'' the actress answered.
BE jabers," said Mr.. AIDE. re
make a vurry purity crater"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
showed Tact of King.

1t was the order of the day at .
late shoot at Sandringham that hen
pheasants should not be shot, and one
of the guests brought down a hen
which fell near King Edwards place
in the line. Anxious not to hurt the
offenders feelings by an over rebuke,
the king pointed to the corpus delictt
and said: "Ah, Quincy, what a man
you are for the ladies!"-Life of Ed
ward VII.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A Chicago man procured a divorce
because he wanted to make his wife
happy This mans wonderful unset
dshness was equaied only by his phe-
nomenal modesty. The average man
might be willing to make his wife hap
by in her own way, but he could Eev-
Or agree with her that there vas not
n man capable Of making any woman
-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
aaa Youth wien .Tiekler.r

Atlantic City, N. Harry Snyder,
nineteen years old, is under arrest
for using what he terms a "tick1er,'
which is his own invention When
women stopped to look In show win
dows on the Boardwalk, he reached
through the cracks between the
boards of the walk with long wire
ana tickled their ankles.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
WANTED TO SLEEP
Curious That Tired Preacher shouid
Have Such Desire.

A minister speaks of the curious Of
feet of Grape-Nuts food on him and
how it has relieved him.
You will doubtless understand how
the suffering from indigestion with
which l used to be troubled made my,
work an almost uncomfortable burden:
and why 1t was that after my Sabbath
duties had been performed, sleep was
a stranger to my pillow till nearly
daylight
Il had to be very careful as to what
] ate, and even with all my care ex-
perienced poignant physical distress
after meals. and my food never salts
ned me.
.since / began the use of Grape
Nuts the benefits have derived from
1t are very definite, 1 nc longer suffer
from indigestion, and / began to i'm
prove from the time Grape-Nuts ap-
peared on our table.
II find that by eating dish OF this
food after my Sabbath work is done.
(and / always do so now) my nerves
are quieted and rest and refreshing
sleep are ensured me.
II feel that I could not possibly do
without Grape-Nuts food. now that
know its value. It is invariably on our
table-we feel that we need 1T to make
the meal complete and our children
will eat Grape-Nuts when they cannot
be persuaded to touch anything else
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Michigan
Read the famous booklet. The Road
to MELVILLE" in pkgs- There's .
Reason"
Ever read the above Iefters A new
enc appeara from time to time They
genuine, frue, and full of hunzaD
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

Again baseball fates enforce the
lesson that marking the pennant as
certainty because the team Won the
first game is subject to both early and
late frosts
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
Free to Our Readers.

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., ChicaTo,
for 4s-page Illustrated Eye Book Free
Write all about Your Eye Trouble ana
they will advise as to the Proper Applioa-
ton of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your
Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you
that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes. Strength
ems Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart, Soothss
Eye Pain, and sells for 60c. Try 1t In
Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for Scaly
Eyelids and Granulation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

Our idea of good fishing is when 1t
as 30 good that there is no necessity
to lie about how good it Is
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

Chicago telephone girls are to have
air baths, but who can get any air
In Chicago?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

There are 5000 words in the Eng
1ish Bible and 21 900 in Shakespeare
and the average student will believe
that the bard of Avon used severa,
Thousand too many.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

Now a scientist declares that kiss
ing Is detestable. During the spring
onion season, probably.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A French actress tells us that for
Eayety and wickedness Paris does not
compare with New York II seems
that a great many of our citizens have
been wasting thheir time on useless
ocean voyages.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A New York lunatie has been pa
rolled from Blcomingdale to make
trip to Europe. after giving bond that
he would come back But why not
have the bond to insure that he would
mott
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A woman having herself photo
graphed with a black eye wins her
suit for divorce with the exhibit. The
possibilities of the hidden phonograpb
multiply
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

The aeroplane which can run, fly OF
swim will be sure to be asked to re
cite something.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A Boston waiter returned wallet
containing $4,000 to a man who had
left IL on his table. New York
waiter would have regarded it as
merely a tip.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

On American farms 100000, 900
more wealth was produced last year
than the year before. That sum would
buy a good many automobiles, and it
did
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

Amateur aviators cooked terrapin
during a twenty-minute flight. No
body has ever needed double demon
Btration that terrapin comes high.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A Pullman porter found 81 900 worth
OF diamonds on his car and returned
them to the owner. Pullman porter
no doubt knows what it means to lose
6, ZOO worth of diamonds
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

straw hat.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

You spend whole evening in
sprinkling your lawn, and 1t raineth
thereafter from midnight till dawn.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01
ABOUT LAST
OF VETERANS
OFLONG WHIP
Billy" Hodges Has Few
Compatriots with Whom
He Can Exchange Mem
cries of the Overland Stage
How He Blazed the Mail
Coach Trail Into the Then
Unconquered West.

AKLAND, CAL.-Billy"
Hodges, the last of a
band of a hundred men
who undertook to blaze
the trail for the mail and
express coach from the
western terminus of the
railways at Fort Smith
into the unconquered
west, is now running an
elevator, writes r. Ellis
Wales in the New York
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A maiden lady who keeps parrot
that swears wants to know what ex-
cuse there is for her marrying.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

A Washington woman willed that
her poll parrot be killed after her
death This. however. seems like
needless and unnecessary willing It
would have happened. anyhow.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-07-01

1t will be impossible to settle the
question about Mars being inhabited
until we ind out whether cats carry
germs. The scientists must stick to
a schedule.