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The evening world., 1911-09-28

EEI TTnL you. the people OF this
town are . lot Of boobs!' said
Mr. Jarr. laying down his even
ing paper and banging the table with
his hst for emphasis.
please. pleased" said Mrs. Jar
quietly. don't be violent and don't
. slang. The people Of this town
ere . lot Of things. speaking In gen
sral. and some people. whom I know
more intimately than I DO the world
X large. are noisy IN action and un-
couth IN expression. In particular.
supposs you are going to sdify Us all
with some moral and snlightening re-
marhS concerning Gaby DAslys. All
can cay 10 that tho new shade OF
oaby Deslys velvet 10 very beautiful.
although Il 10 very trying to sallow
complsxions. and Cora Hickst looks
. sight In hers. Why will some peo-
pie
why viii some people INTERRUPT,
other people and prattle along about
matters that DO not interest those
whom they interrupt" inter1eoted Mr.
Jarr. II was going 20 cay nat the
boobs In this town.
III you o boobies say
boobies" Mrs. Jarr put in. "what
about your friends!"
I'm not speaking about my friends,
I'm speaking about a lot OF boobs and
slmps who are easy marks In TIL,
town, when you SIT in about Gahy
Deslys and velvet and sallow complex
The evening world., 1911-09-28
Loves I'm New Settings
By Alma ward

"Ah. monsieur, 1t ees an idyl.,' she
sesticulated. IAN the every moment
Madame she look at Monsieur Paolo
wiz re eye half shut--so-liks a goo
goo! An Monsieur Paolo. he look back
the same way-et pulls quelqus, An
when no one looks. an, re burning heat
OF re kiss he put on Madame's hps-ah.
monsieur. It ess IN idyl!"
Then. bidding Ninette be silent about
his presence. Lancio.to crept behind
some heavy velour draperies as Fran
cesca and Paolo came into the room.
Psolo bore under his arm a red vol
ume which Lanc.otto recognized as be-
ing ono that had created a Juror on
account OF the torr!dness OF it's plot.
Francesca settled ~ianguidly on a pill
low-heaped divan and Paoio dropped to
tho floor at her feet. For the moment
there was silence.
Then the rich. deep voice OF Paolo
sounded through the room, reading the
description OF the first kiss between the
hero n heroine.
As he finished reading. he dropped the
book on the floor and, leaning over the
dreany-eyed Francesca, murmured:
"One kiss, Francesca mia-Iust one''
At that, Lanc!otto stepped melodra-
mat!cally from behind the draperles
and said.
Take IT,: twill be the last"
or course. Paolo and Francesca were
terribly surprised. who wouldn't be
under the circumstances? But before
they had a chance to expostulate, Ian
clotto drew his spllt-second repeater
from his pocket and said to Paolo:
Il guess II won't take you more than
fifteen minutes to get soma clothes into
n grip and catch that 2;l0 for the
Coast. AS for YOU" turning to Fran
cesca, you are too valuable an asset
10 mo socially and too picturesque a
figure for the head OF my table for me
to dispense with. Anyway. a Jury
would award you too much alamonyv'
THINGS ARE DONE so MUCH
MORE SANEL.Y IN OUR DAY! he
COULD HAVE STABBED TIL NJ
BOTII-BuT 1T MAKES SUCH A
MESS, IN THE FIRST PLACE
AND THEN. ELECTRICITY. WHEN
FORCIBLY APPLIED. ISN'T THE
MOST DESIRABLE WAY OF MAX
mo ONES EXIT FNOM THLs
J W2AA1olm WoN&Dt
The evening world., 1911-09-28
EY%Sm6Qy

Ions and Cora H,ckstt and goodness
knows what" cried Mr.. Jarr: You are
always kicking II a guy goes out to
Gus's and yet when I do stay In the
house n try TO a " a little fireside
conversation in our steam heated little
on yet. this Is n comeback I get!"
And Mr.. Jarr frowned and tool up
his Newspaper again TO dignity that his
feelings were hurt.
II DO not object to 'Guys.' a. you oail
them. going TO Gus's. ! believe I am
right in assuming that Gus's 10 the
proper place for guys" said Mrs. Jarr
The evening world., 1911-09-28
Letters From the People

progressive And up.to-dats country and
onors plainly OF Inducements for hust.
'ens' Will some n who has been 20
Argentina please toll us OF his expsri.
snce n add whatever Information he
thinks OF value' Others will be inter.
eSteo' EDWARD p.
A ''Tip" Discussion,
To the Editor n The Evening World,
nave always hoard that 10 per cont.
OF the purchase was an ample tip 10
cents tp on q dollar dinner, &o.) Blu,
once or twice I have ssen walters look
sium and surly at such q tip. They
seemed to expect more. We have dis
cussed this ana wa leave II 10 your
readers Also. II 10 per cent. 4,
enough tip for a waiter. why Ia II no,
enough FOR a barber. readersl Yet a
four-cent tip FOR forty cents worth n,
shave and haircut would he pooh.
poo7sd' How about that? Also, IL VIC
Up osI''r and waiter, why not "go the
whole hog ~ idiocy and tin the
puichcs. the clerk. tho grocer and
ina car conductor.
z. MILES JR.
Part Time Pupils.
To The Editor Of The Evening World,
read NTH interest about the "nar,
time pupils. This country's keys,on,
ls Equality. What equality is there in
one pupil getting a full education whils
inc boy next door gets only half? ",
can spend money like water on thing,
that add 20 our city's outer snlendo,
ana pomp, Why not cut down every
useless expense until every child ma,
accommodations and teachers for ru,
time study Education Is our nation,
bul"ark' We seem to be leaving a In,
OF gaps In that bulwark. Par, time,
gaps. II Is a crime against education
against progress, against civilization
against equality, against justice. Wha,
DO more loo "A readers say TO this,
' ia like TO hear their views.
Ma 4
The evening world., 1911-09-28

- tAs Editor of Ths Evening wohd,
For the next six week. or more II
will be ideal walking weather" on
clear days. The mors long, brisk walks
people take the schooner they will need
q doctor. In winter or IN summer the
weather 10 had for such walks. But
now IL the time for them. Walk till
tired mot exhausted. keeping the lips
closed, breathing slowly and deeply,
keeping the chest out and tho shout
ders squared. II In the country and
walking alongside q railroad track,
here Is a good rule TO learn your rate
OF speed. The number OF rails you
pass in twenty seconds will represent
the number of miles an hour you arc
walking.
BROOKLYN PHYSICIAN.
The 'PistoI Law"
To The Editor Of The ESenins wohii
The pistol law Is a fine one. And I
hope IL won't be a farce. Concealed
weapons are no more needed in this
age than are swords. And IL the law
Is rigidly enforced II will mean a tire
mendous saving of life as : ell as a
dawn OF better days. What do others
sayf c, l..
The Broken E-string.
To the Editor Of The Evening World:
Can some musician explain why the L
string OF a violin almost always breaks
before It is tuned up to Its highest.
Just as soon as | put the bow to the
string II a ! use strings which
are supposed to be very good. To tune
the violin use a pitch pipe.
used also for the mandolin. I hope ex-
psrts will tell me some way to remedy
this defect. II. N.
Chances In the Argentine.
To the Editor Of The EVening World
My friend and myself. both young
men twenty-six years old. with fair edu
cations. are going 10 the Argentine Re,
public with $4,000 or $4,000 between US
- We hear that Argentina 10 Q vsry
The evening world., 1911-09-28

Mr.. Jarr Has a Grievance
That Is Hard to Unload


with measured calmness. But I DO OBJ
ject to the %vernacular of the gutter be-
Ing used IN the home. Guys and
'boobs' and 'simps' indeed! You never
hear Mr., Omission use such terms. You
sneer at Mr.. Omission. and yet you
diction."
II suppose you mean I ought 70 talk
like Dink?" replied Mr.. Jarr. ~ ought
to look like him, too. and be a hobo;
and I should act like him. too. and be
a sponge and a loafer?"
1T would be well for you to cop his
good qualities before you sheer at his
The evening world., 1911-09-28
The Right Atmosphere.

yes, hat old Miss Passay is really
going to be mar lied And. say. she's
determined to spend her honeymoon at
Niagara Falls"
The idea!'
Yes, she thinks it's the only place
In the country where they'd be apt to
take her for . brids."-Clevslsnd
-31AAA OealoA ..-
The evening world., 1911-09-28

grew up as DrOtner ana sisNe' 9" '"N
close OF the eighteenth century. Hav-
ing no religious faith. they pledged each
other solemnly that the first to de
would return II possible and INFORM the
other as to the truth about immortality
Not long after Lady Beresfords mar
rage Lord Tyronc's ghost appeared al
her bedside and Informed her that ne
had died last Tuesday at : oclooh.
Then he told her that she wouio ole
when she was forty-seven years OLD
adding numerous details OF the HE she
would have before that lire
She refused to believe anything ne
said and declared that 1t was only a
dream that she was eNperienclnP' so
70 convince her he waved his hand and
the heavy velvet curtains OF her bed
were instantly drawn up through the
large iron hoop which supported them
Still she refused to believe him. say
ing that she might have done tnat IN
hcr sleep. SO he wrote his name In a
pocketoook, telling her that she could
not mistake his handwriting. Even that
was not enough. for she said though
sne could not initiate his handwriting
vh,le awake she might do so in her
sleep.
"you are hard OF belief" said the
ghost. II might by a single touch leave
a mark on your fe-A that would con-
vince YOU, but It would injure you ir-
reparably. 1t Is not for spirits to touch
mortal flesh"
At this she extended her hand and
The evening world., 1911-09-28

Her %neighbors had
only limited to her
OF the %tyrannical
powers OF the
Love Your = Pets
League. II would
have ~prodigiously
disturbed her equa.
nimity to learn
that the unpedi-
freed purp was
foreordan ned &c
swift extinction by
the gas or powder
and-ball o t G
The evening world., 1911-09-28
D

<<@ ICE" cigarette paper has no
~ more 10 do with rice than the
IN moon With cheese. 1t is made
from the shreds and scraps OF flax and
hemp.
Kid gloves have nothing TO do with
kids. They are made OF the s.i!ns OF
sheep.
or each dollar received by the city Of
New York In taxes two cents go 20 pub
lie charity.
E-halebone is not bone at all, 1t has
not a single one of tAe many dls ,lnc;ivc
properties OF bone.
The evening world., 1911-09-28
Queer Bits of Information.

restaurant occupies a building which
was made Of compressed paper.
Recent heavy rains have caused water
10 How over the Falls OF M%innehaha FOR
the first time In two years.
Tests appear TO show that the wilma
will carry demonstrating bacteria "a
feet. and even sixty feet during uinfsSI
Though Saxony has been a centre a
civilization for long ages, o~ne-fourth n
tho area OF the kingdom Is still coyere6
wa forests.
tho chinese have prepared an !ntarrx
.Ionai manual, In order to make ,hA
The evening world., 1911-09-28
GRAVE"

MONUMENT over Tammany'.
grave is proposed-but any pro.
phetic inference from this an
nouncement, as applying to local
politics, would be premature. The
actual circumstances are that the
Bucks County Historical Society
of Pennsylvania has closed nego-
tiations for the purchase Of the
site Of the burial-place Of Tama-
mend, or TammAny, the Legendary
"affable" chief Of the Lenni Len.
ana tribe of Delaware Indiana
The evening world., 1911-09-28
PaolO and Francesca

FANCESCA DE COURCY was
one Of those tall slfnksy
brunettes who draps 20 we'll
on vernis Martin furniture.
and hsr NfA from me moment
The evening world., 1911-09-28
I Learn How 10 IahIe the Willy
Local LeaIue.

DID not tell Hildegarde what was
going to happen to the new canine
. II the programme of Yellow Beard
The evening world., 1911-09-28
The Black Ribbon and tie
Wither. Il Wrist.

ORD TYRONE. an Irish no.
bleman, and Miss Cover
(afterward married to Sir
Martin Bercsford) were wards
OF the same guardian and
The evening world., 1911-09-28

Txttle on the river" and It took a year Of working esrlv and ln.
seeing everything, forgetting nothing, and never talking. before hi
salary was advanced to ss5 a month. Then he began to s.vs monev
and before another year he had gone into business for himself. Tn,
ss.t Is silence, with tho exception Of q TOW vague ~platitudes n t.
thrift and industry combined with business skll."
This u very good a. far q it COCA, though one cannot but r.ere
0st in order to get any ~set-help advice from John I. it il necessary
to hsrk back fftysix years, to times which everybody and evervtbin,
m' outhvsd' and when the Rockefeller financial standing vss no
similar to that which impresses M to-day.
As Il ID, tho moral Of MI. Rockefeners little remtni,c.nc. vor,;
seem TO- read: DO faithful, honest industrious and discreet, and tn,
company may rsne your nlsly to $25 a month"
The evening world., 1911-09-28
JOHN DIS FIRST JOB.

BE sdvice offered in q recent
Evening World editorial about
Giving Ones Self . Job" helped
John D. Rockefeller fitty-six years
ego. On tho 2sta Of September
every year he raisss tho Stars and
Stripes over his house to celebrate
tho Anniversary Of the day when
he was hired to work for another
msn, OF firm, for the first and only
time IN his life. He became q
oookkeeper in the forwarding and
commission h~u.n "- a
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
A RAPIDLY GROWING CONCERN

On account of the ever increasing
trade of the Guarantee Clothing &
Shoe Company, it has been necessary
for them to look for larger quarters
than they now occupy. The large
store now occupied by Franks has
been leased for a term of years from
Feb. 1, when Mr. Frank will go to
New York to enter the wholesale lace
and embroidery business.
Mr.. J. Malever, proprietor of the
Guarantee Company, has been in Ocala
for about seven years and has during
this time built up a large business in
his line, clothing, gents furnishings
and mems shoes. He has probably
the largest ready-made clothing trade
in Ocala, besides representing sew
eral of the largest tailoring concerns
in the country
On pages 6 and Z of today's paper
will be found his large advertisement
telling of his intention to cut prices
for the next two weeks on his en-
tire line on account of moving to his
new quarters during January. 1t
will prove profitable reading to I'll
who use goods carried by this house.
Read it.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
NOTICE

In the Circuit Court of the Fifth Jul
dicial Circuit of Florida in and for
Marion County-In Chancery.
Estella Gladney, Complainant, VS..
James Gladney, Defendant-Order
for Constructive Service.
1t is ordered that the defendant
herein named, to-wit: James Glad
ney be and he is hereby required to
appear to the Bill of Complaint filed
in this cause on or before Monday,
the 4th day of December 1911.
1t is further ordered that copy
of this order be ublished once week
for 8 consecutiev weeks in the Ocala
Banner, a newspaper published in
said county and state.
This 18th, day of Oct. 1911.
(SeaD S. T. SISTRUNK,
Clerk Circuit Court, Marion County
Florida
l.. T. Izlar,
Compliments Solicitor. 1913
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
NOTICE

In the Circuit Court of the Fifth Ju-
dicial Circuit of Florida, in and for
the County of Marion-In Chancery.
jamie Close, Complainant, VS.. Harry
Close ct al, Defendants.
1t is ordered that the defendant
herein named, towit: Central Ma
tional Bank of Ocala, a corporation
organized under the laws of the
United States be and it is hereby re-
quired to appear to the bill of com
plant filed in this cause, the same
being a bill for the foreclosure of a
mortgage, on or before
Monday, the list day of January, 1912
1t is further ordered that copy OF
this order be published once a week
for two months in the Ocala Banner
a newspaper published in said county
and state.
This October goth, 1911.
r. M. CALL,
Judge of the Circuit Court of the 4th
Judicial Circuit of Flirida pro hac
vice the Judge of the Circuit Court
of the 9Th Judicial Circuit of Flor
ida. 1927
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
CALL FOR SUB-TAx SCHOOL DIS
TRlcT ELECTION AT ANTHONY

Notice is hereby given that on Satur-
day, December 2, 1911, between the
hours of eight a. m, and five p. m,
at the regular place of voting at the
town of Anthony, there will be hold
en- an election for the purpose of de-
termining whether or not there shall
be established special tax sub-school
district, to be known as the Anthony
Special Tax Sub-School District,
bounded by and lying within the fol-
lowing bounds: Beginning at the
northeast corner of the SEX of Sec
ton SO, thence west to the northwest
corner of swA of section 81, each of
the foregoing being in township Is,
range %, east, thence south to the
southwest corner of section Is, town.
ship IA, range %, east, thence east to
the southeast corner of section 13,
township IA, range %, east, thence
north to point of BEGINNING. Also
to determine the rate of millage, one,
two or three mills, to be assessed and
collected on all the taxable property
within the above described bound
aries for school purposes within the
same territory. Also to elect three
suitable persons to serve as trustees
for the next ensuing two years fol-
lowing said election. Only tax-paying,
qualified electors residing within the
given boundaries will be entitled to
vote in the said election. The follow
ing are appointed as managers of
the election, viz: G.. NJ. Brown, C. w.
Turner, w. B. Milligan, and w. c..
Creole, clerk
Called by order of the board of pub
lie instruction of Marion county.
j. H. CRIMSON, Secretary.
11-10-4t.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
SPLENDID ORANGE GROVE AND
HOME PROPERTY FOR SALE

Three blocks of acres each in
Gambler, one of the prettiest towns ii
Florida for a home, are offered for
sale at real bargain prices.
Block No. 1 contains a Groom cot
tage, convenient barn and other i'm.
proyements; set to orange trees
which have been bearing two years
Block 80 is fenced with good hog
proof wire fence, thoroughly cleared
and In good state of cultivation; or
ange trees now bearing.
Block 5 is under good wire fence,
all cleared and in splendid shape for
vegetable growing-melons, beans,
cucumbers, etc.
The above property WIFI be sold for
$4,000, and is certainly bargain for
anyone wanting a home in Florida.
Address "R. E. b." care Ocala Ban
ner, Ocala, Fla. 11-24-4t
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
WEDDING UNIVERSITY

In honor of the twenty-fourth an
University of their marriage, Mr.. and
Mrs. N. Barco invited some of their
many friends to join with them in
properly memorializing the import
ant event.
Mr.. Barco has lived in Crystal for
forty-three years, ten or twelve of
which was spent in the service of the
county as it's treasurer. For over
eighteen years he has been an
elder in the Presbyterian church and
is still honorably filling that office.
He also has charge of the large land
interest of r. ]. Knight, comprising
about 100000 acres located in Levy,
Citrus and fernando counties. Prob
ably no man has larger fund of prac-
tical knowledge, concerning Florida
land, than Col Barco.
It was happy company that
gathered on this congratulatory ,oc-
cassion and repartee and reminis-
cence flew thick and fast.
To say that tne dinner was pre-
pared under the direction of Mrs.
Barco is to give it a certificate of ex-
cellence. From the thirty pound tur-
key that graced the generously laden
board, to the least of the entree it
was all that could be desired. -Crys-
tai River News.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
IN TROUBLE

sheriff Galloway has under arrest
James ". Dougherty alias j. Wilbur
nougherty. lie was arrested under
instructions from the sheriff of Ozark
ala. and a wire from Governor Gil
Thirst that the proper requisition
papers were filed in his office.
Mr. ougherty Is a travelling man
and was registered at the Montezuma
hotel. He has borne a good reputa-
slon and his friends are in hopes that
ss.s..rs 4 some mistake about his
arrest
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
NOTICE
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office.

Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office.
Gainesville, Fla, Dec. 4, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Ebert
A. Shealy, mayor of the town of An
thony, Florida, has filed in this office
application No. 074S1, to purchase as
a town-site entry, under Secs. 23S7,
1888 and 1889, Revised Statutes, the
nwA seA of section 9, township IA,
south, range %, east, Tallahassee me-
Tidian.
To establish said claim, proof will
be submitted before Register and Re-
ceiveF in this office on January "a,
1912, by two of the following witness.
es:
G. M. Brown, Anthony, Florida.
J. A. Taltofi, Anthony, Florida.
A. R. Griffin, Anthony, Florida.
H. E. Talton, Anthony, Florida.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above described land are advised to
file their claims, or objections, in this
office on or before the time designat-
ed for submission OF proof.
HENRY S. CHUBB, Register.
SHIELDS WARREN, Receiver.
1856. sss.Is
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
NOTABLE WEDDINGS OF THE
PAST WEEK

a number of prominent and beauti-
ful society weddings have tax en-
place in Florida during the past week
that are of interest to friends all over
the state.
In Tampa the marriage of Miss
Ruth Freeman and Mr.. John Wall
Lykes, nephew of Judge Joe Wall,
was very brilliant event. The
groomsmen and bridesmaids were
the following young people: Mr..
Frank Dickens, Mr. Elmer Freeman,
Mr.. Dick Lykes, Mr.. Allen Judy, Mr..
John Long and Mr.. George Booker,
and Miss Nina Anderson, Miss Daisy
Giddens, Miss Stella Taliaferro, Miss
Dorothy Gunby, Miss Daphne Gunby.
The matron of honor, Mrs. S. B. Tur-
man, sister of the groom, was follow
ed by the maid of honor, Miss Grace
Freeman, the dainty sixteen-year-old
sister of the bride
The gowns worn were very hand
some white chiffon cloth over yellow
satin. Each of the bridesmaids wore
gold lace caps and carried yellow
chrysanthemums.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lykes are spending
their honeymoon in the north
In Gainesville, on Tuesday, Miss
Leonora Vidal, one of that city's pref
test society girls, was welded to Mr..
William Henry Grefath of Charleston,
S. c., at the Presbyterian church.
Mrs. George S. Waldo played the we'd
ding march and there were a large
number of attendants. Mr.. Gilbert
Younglove was one of the grooms-
men and Mrs. Younglove was matron
of honor.
The bride was surprisingly lovely
in gown of white Charmeuse satin
After wedding trip Mr. and Mrs
Grefath will reside in Charleston.
In Palatka another beautiful we'd
ding was solemnized, Miss Imogene
Fearnside being the bride and Mr..
Hickman Collins tthe groom. This
was also a church wedding, the Pres
byterian church being the scene CT
these nuptials. There were no attend
ants except the four ushers
Following the ceremony and the
hearty congratulations and best wish
es of all present, Mr.. and Mrs. Col
Inns left for Atlanta and other points
on a bridal tour, after which they will
De at home to their friends at their
coy residence on Madison avenue in
Palatka.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
NOTICE

1911 state and county taxes are now
due.
2 per cent. discount will be allowed
on November payments only. Please
be sure and bring a correct descrip-
ton OF your property: an old tax
receipt that is correct is preferred,
Yours very truly,
w. l. COLBERT,
11-3-1m. Tag Collector,
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15

A Des Moines man had,an attack of
muscular rheumatism in his shoulder.
A friend advised him to go to Hot
Springs. That meant an expense of
$3.50 or more. He sought for a quick
er and cheaper way to cure it and
found it in Chamberlain's Liniment.
Three days after the first applica-
ton of this liniment he was we'll For
sale by all dealers m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-12-15
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
FINAL DISCHARGE

Notice is hereby given that on JAN
uary 8, 1912, l will present my &C
counts and vouchers to the Honorable
Joseph Bell, judge of probate in and
for Marion county, Florida, as admin
istrator of the estate of Benjamin F..
Lisk, deceased, and apply for final dis
charge as such administrator.
Dated July l, 1911.
PERCY t. LISK,
Administrator Estate of Benjamin F.
Lisk Deceased. 7-7-6m