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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-29
| N. W. Gro. Co.

The local fruit season is
on us and our customers
who contemplate buying
fruit for canning will do
well to watch our outdoor
display. We handle moth
ing but home grown fruit.
direct from the farmer and
sell by the box only.
Our present stock consists
Apples, Crab Apples,
Tomatoes, P1ums,
Huckleberries and Prunes
Fresh arrivals daily and
prices that are right.
Sundry Mentions
Potatoes, home grown Bur-
banks, Is lbs. $3.50. zoe
Per hundred .$1.25
Comb honey, this seasons
product, each ...... 15c
Strained honey, a large ship
ment, direct from Califor-
MIA, of orange blossom
honey, something fine
Pines 2oc
Quarts -. ........ doc
Half gallon ........ Csc
Gallon .......... $1.25
8 gallons $3.50
Full cream Oregon Cheese.
Something fancy, Id. 15c
Swiss Cheese, a genuine
bargain, per lib. 1T 1sc
Saturday Specials
Besides our Extra Special
on Coffees, We are including
all 10 cent cookies, cakes and
crackers at
B for 25 Cents
NORTHWEST GROCERY
COMPANY
1924 Commerce st.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-29
Woman Threatens to Kill
Self IF Husband Leaves

Clothier promised to arrange mat
tiers satisfactorily.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-29

The new commander-in-chief of
the Grand Army of the Republic,
Judge Harvey M. Trimble, accom-
panied Gen. Sherman on his
march to the sea. He has been
an interesting figure in G. A. r.
camps for years. During the war
he served with the famous Ninty-
third Illinois. In his non-miii-
tary moments he practices law in
Princeton, Ill.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-29

MINNESOTA AND
OTHER FRIGATES ATTACK
ED AND REDUCED REBEL
FORTS GUARDING HALTER
AS INLET.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
CARING for consumntlvsa.

There are now four special methods
by which consumptive workingmen in
the United States are being cared for.
In such cities as Albany, Elmira and
Binghamton, N. Y, the unions support
a separate pavilion or hospital. In
cities like Hartford, New Britain and
South Manchester, Conn.,, the work
men contribute towards the mainte-
nance Of fund for the care of con
sumptives. The employers also con-
tribute to these funds. There are also
two national sanatoria for the treat
ment of tuberculosis owned and oper-
ated by labor unions; one by the in
ternational Typographical union and
the other by the Printing Pressmen
and Assistants union. In Massachu-
sets, Illinois and elsewhere large cor
porations and manufacturers have
agreed voluntarily to care for all their
consumptive employees for limited
length Of time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

California has given woman the ballot.)
Mist Adam en- Mis- Eve dey wuz asset
tin up housekeepin.
En- little Cain en- Abel wuz a-cryin' en-
a-creepin';
Mis- Eve she say to Adam dat she want
new verandeh,
En- Adam up en- say a lot dat show she
raise his dandeh.
But Eve she on'y say: II sho'ly lax to
hab It, ADAM"
En- Adam whack he ifs right down en-
.holler out: mo, madam
Mex day Mis- Eve she proJick roun' en-
finish de housecleanin'.
En- set de washtubs in de sun whah dey
could dry a-droonin';
When Adam come FUN wuk she say dey
need dat new verandeh,
EN- Adam scowl at OF Mis- Eve like she
wuz tallxin' slandeh.
Il toll yo' yistudday." he low. dat we
ain gwine ter build IT.
En- den pick up de gravy bowl SO caihless
dat he spilled It.
En- so hit stahted dataway: dey git up
In de mawnin'
En- oil Mis- Eve she talk O. how de neigh
behs is a-scohnin'
De Adamsuz becuz dey house hit ain got
no verandeh.
But Adam he dess shet his mouf LAX he
doan' understand huh.
En- when he come feb dinneh, too. Mis-
Eve she alluz fndin'
Some insomdent dat o. dat same verandeh
Is remindin'.
Well SO hit goes TO- yeahs en- yeahs wild
Adam dess a-prayin'
Dat Eve will soon git tiahed quit de
things dat she's a-sayin'.
En- times OIL Adam git so mad about dat
OF verandeh
He feel lax eff he daihed he'd give Mis-
Eve quick backhandeh.
But Eve she keep huh eye on him. en-
won be coax to queilin'
But all de time Mist Adam he des bustt-
in en- a-boilin'.
Well. by-um-bye. one time His Eve she
mention dat verandeh,
En- dis time OIL Mist Adam he ain git
tin up his dandeh;
He say: MY Lawd! What side de house
is ye' decide to set 1t?
Doan' femme heah no mo- dis talk! Hesh
up. en- go en- get It'll"
Menfolks, we all is Adamsuz. De pint
we want to see Is
Dat Eve she show de wimmen folks dey
dess ez smaht ez we Isl
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
LABOR GIVES ITS APPROVAL
Powerful American Federation cordi-
ally Joins In Flight Against
Spread Of tuberculosis.

Direct approval Of the campaign for
the sale of Red Cross seals has been
given by the American Federation of
Labor, according to an announcement
by the National Association for the
Study and Prevention OF Tuberculo-
sis. At the last annual convention OF
the American Federation of Labor a
resolution was adopted calling on all
the members Of the Federation to
further the sale as much as possible.
The resolution reads as follows:
Whereas, The American Fedora
ton Of Labor has In every possible
way aided the movement for the
study and prevention of tuberculosis
throughout the United States and
Canada; and,
Whereas, the American National
Red Cross has been in the past and
Is now making an especial effort,
through the sale OF Red Cross Christ
mas seals, to secure funds to carry
on the war against tuberculosis, and
by means Of the fund raised in this
manner has been able to do much eff
fective work in this direction, there.
fore, be 1t
Resolved, That the American Fed.
Grafton Of Labor give Its endorse
ment to the movement of the Amer
lean National Red Cross. and encour.
age its members to further in every
reasonable way the sale of these seals
in their respective communities"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
An ADVANTAGEOUS Lisp.

An Atlanta man tells story
wherein the fetching lisp of pretty
girl of that city played an important
part. The girl and the man were out
driving.
When they had reached rather
lonesome bit of road, the young man,
Du Bose, announced:
Here Miss Blank is where you
must pay toll. It's kiss or a
squeeze"
t'oh, Mr.. Du Both!" she ex-
claimed.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
One on Hubby.

Two suffragettes met and the one
had grievance against the other.
Il am told" she said, severely,
that you allow your husband to
carry latchkey. 1t is possible?"
Yes" answered the other, with an
indulgent smile. Il do let the poor
boy carry a latchkey. must admit
But 1T doesn't fit the door. | just let
him carry it to humor him. He likes
to show it to his friends, you know,
and make them think he's independ-
emit"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
proved.

There's no question about 1t, said
Scribbleigh. England is the place
for an author to live in who wishes to
write perfect English. We become
merely the expression of our environ
ment, after all, and wish to do my
work in an atmosphere in which the
language | use for the expression OF
my ideas is spoken in all its pristine
purity. Do you not agree with me,
Lord Miggleton?"
by Jowve, you're bally right, old
top!" replied his lordship.-lIarper's
Weekly. =
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

The hoopskirt has appeared in
Paris, and the first one seen on the
streets created quite as much OF a SEN
sation as the first hobble skirt, and
doubtless will be quite as strongly
denounced. 1t has been so long gone
that not even the memory of the good
old times can save It, In fact, If 1t Is
imported as a fashion, It will be SO
new as probably to receive more
Reproductive attention than even cleo
ton frauds.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Musical standards in this country have
been greatly raised during the past few
years. have been reading with interest
discussions about the educational require
ments of those who study music serious
". still consider myself young man,
but have observed educational conditions
in Europe and America long enough to
have some definite ideas regarding cul-
tural progress on this side of the Atlantic
The old world. of course. has had the adj
vantage of centuries Of art development
In this country, comparatively new, little
attention seems to have been paid to art
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

up hope Of recovery. There were de-
cided dropsical symptoms, my heart
palpitated violently and the pains in my
back almost drove me frantic. After
doctoring without benefit, began tax
ing Doan's Kidney Pills and when /
had used two boxes, was as well as
ever"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remem-
berthe Name-DOAN'S. soc, all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Musical 80
Standards
Have
Been #=5
-
Elevated
BY F.. l.. =MICHAELSON
Birmingham. Ala.

years In there has been rapid progress
remember when who could
little called
much of musician unless he she has good deal gray
has studied the theory of and has solid literary education
we'll speak especially of recent musical standards New York. Bos
ton, Philadelphia, Chicago and other great cities
1t will not be before music teacher the country
will be thoroughly equipped from pedgogc point view and will
the pupils studying with purpose of charging their mental
horizon.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

The theater nuisance we still have
with us! When the city council passed
an ordinance several years ago prohibiting
women from wearing hats in theaters
during a performance, Mr.. Theater Goer
applauded.
When the city council POSED an ordi.
nance abolishing standing room and pro-
viding for proper exits Mr.. Theater Goer
felt safe and approved. But there are
still times when he gets annoyed, and
the most aggravating thing is the late
conner.
After the curtain rises for the first
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

neyB. neglect Oh
I h csc warnings
may prove fatal.
Begin using Doan's
Kidney Pills. They
cure sick kidneys.
Mrs. M. A. Gam
blin, Russellville.
Ark. says: Il was.
in such bad shape
from kidney dis
ease that ] gave
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Would
Build
School for
Outdoor
Training
BY FRANK CRANE

Of hothous kiln drying educational nfrmaes but the first
unremng would be perfect the house of the mind
Whether children should fill their their
blood should stuffed full of fresh they should gadu
splendid supple animals healthy and physically joyous
dogs deer
The school should begin with the spring and end with autumn
Every minute day and night the pupils should be outdoors using
tents for sleeping in bad weather
should how be cold and hot and dry without TAX
ing sick
Girls well boys should learn SWIM to sail boat ride and
throw flor which their grandchildren would build
monument).
No human being before the age Of wenyone should
thought upon clothes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Wastad Rlasalnns.

Aunty (just arrived)-Bless your
sweet heart!
Marie-You needn't waste any OF
your blessings on him, aunty.
Aunty-Him? Who?
Marie-My former sweetheart. We're
mad at each other now.-Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Where It Hurts.

81 tell YOU said sinnick, "men are
getting SO deceitful these days that
you can't trust your best friends
And what's worse" interrupted
Borroughs, gloomily, "you cant get
your best friends to trust you Cath
ole Standard and Times.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Couldn't Play.

Aunt Liza, jes' come in to see If
you wouldn't like to jine de mission
band"
20 the Ian sakes. honey, what yo'
come to me TO-? Don't yo know I
KANT chen play de mouf orgin?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Handy Refuge.

That tree found growing on the
roof of house near the bureau of
chemistry may be part of the tall
timbers to which certain officials in
that department recently have taken.
Washington Times.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

1t is reported that women are going
to wear smaller hats this winter. The
milliners must have discovered that
some OF the women had big hats that
were as good as new left over from
last winter
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Hadn't Met Them,

Miss Debbytant." said the erudite
man at the dinner, you will find that
the great majority of the entrees are
very rich"
How nice!" exclaimed the damsel.
Il have met SO few people. Are they
here tonight?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Friends OF Diaz are reported to be
plotting for the purpose of restoring
him to power in Mexico Why can't
they since he has succeeded in get
ting away from trouble. let the poor
old man alone?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

When sculptor says that Boston
statue of Psyche needs more clothes
he does not reflect upon the decora-
tive value of the Psyche knot. He
merely calls attention To its in
adequacy,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

AS the bath tub is the great symbol
of civilization, and as those nations
who make the most use OF 1t are the
most progressive, 1t is gratifying to
note that the mission Indian in SOUTH
ern California is coming under the up
lifting influence of the bath tub; no is
using it for bed.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Brooks comet is now moving away
from the earth. 1t can still be seen
by the naked eye in rear elevation. 1t
has a fuzzy tail and looks like a two
cent star that has got smudged.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Earle Ovington Is going TO try to
carry mail by aeroplane from the At
lantic TO the Pacific coast. 1t is hoped
that he will assume no needless risks
by reading postcards on the way
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

New York courts have sent to the
penitentiary farmer who recorded
horse race bet 1t is better for the
amateurs to leave these affairs to the
professionals.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Those Harvard astronomers who
have discovered new comet should
have waited for more opportune mo-
ment. There Is too much real news
in the papers these days
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
E. Abolish
Late
Corners
at
TheaterS
Ply HARRIET TYLER

always large number of patrons who bound
annoy others by causing them the ard reach
their
Then the late usually make noise by samming the
down, takes her time removing her hat.
Mr. Taer Go would be glad applaud ordinance prohibiting
from entering theater after the curtain rises.
the stand in the rotunda until the curtain drops
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
How Edo Lost Out

my girl used to think lot of her
pug dog, but I've managed to get the
edge on him since we married"
How did you work it?'
"Ffdo wouldn't eat her cooking, and
[ did"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
speclal Talent.

Can your boy read The Had in
the original
Not very well. But he can make
ten yards around the left end almost
every time"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Small =Liaht.

'De man that tries to hide his light
under bushel," said Uncle Eben,
generally amt got light enough to
take chances on in awdinary draft"
-Washjneton Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

An English inventor is working on
a wireless telephone which will enable
one to talk any distance Moreover.
when perfected a man can carry one
in his pocket md be right In touch
with his home or office wherever he
, Is. What then will be the uss of ever
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Knew That Man,

Higgins says you aggravate him."
81 aggravate him? Why"
'.He says you always laugh at the
wrong place when he tells story"
1Bless you. that's the only place
you can laugh at his stories"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

New York's death rate has reached
a new low mark We congratulate that
city upon being such poor place to
die in.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

An 1904 dollar. lurking around
Chicago. is said to be worth $3.50.
There are times when a dollar is
worth more than that.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

For $4,000 an Indianapolis man is
pushing a wheelbarrow around the
country from capital to capital. How
does this assist the uplift?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

"happy hit may sometimes be made BY bold
venture but in the long the safest road is the
highway of steady industry. God gives you enough
when he gives you opportunity. wise man will
make opportunities than he finds. Possess your
soul in patience. Your time will come if you deserve
it Don't say you have been unfortunate when you
were just foolish Bad luck is bad pluck. Good
pluck is good luck No man ever lost his luck until
he lost his pluck
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

A burglar who coughed like a motto
cycle robbed a garage. What could
he do II he were trying to rob round
house?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

1t was polite Of Togo to give his
gift horse to the emperor instead OF
to the elevator man. to whom SO many
American hand their gift cigars.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

The office boys relatives will now
regain their health for few months,
the frequent reports of their deaths
having been grossly exaggerated.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

A Massachusetts, woman has left her
estate to the old maids OF her town.
How absurd! There are no old maids
these days
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Only Technically.

rs your child in bed by eight every
EVENING""
Technically. yes. We begin argu.
ing about that time
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Your plain citizen will do little
awaiting across the country 80 long as
the necessity remains for private
trains In the immediate background.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Neither electric currents nor ones
neighbors chickens should be allowed
to roam at large.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
DANGER SIGNALS.

Sick kidneys give unmistakable sig
nails of distress. Too frequent or scanty
urinary passages, backache. headache
and dizzy spells tell Of disordered kid
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

An amateur has no business trying
to fly. Let him hang his hat ON q
hangar, but don't go near the aero.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Edison is under the fire Of the Ger
mans because he says they drink too
much beer. He might invent a substi-
tute.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
EauivocaI.

GLADYS cant hide the fact that she
dyes her hair yellow"
You don't suppose. do you, that
she could keep 1t dark?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly
cured by Dr.. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar
coated granules.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Girls look as though they would
have to grow lot in order to fit their
new tangled baggy overcoats.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Prospects for the rice crop are good.
but that does not especially interest
the young woman who is soon to be-
come a BRIDE
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Yes. Claribel. as you say. the duke
of the Abruzzi must be very domes-
tic man. since he has been sweeping
the seas.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

The New York man who is trying
to compel his wife to marry her Atm
lty has evidently made study of the
refinements of cruelty
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

New York is to spend $30.o00,o00
on education next year 1t needs every
cent of it.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Too Much for Him.

There was man in our town
And he was wondrous wise;
He could unscramble scrambled eggs
And uncuss custard pies.
He could unbutton butter. too,
But with all of his skill
There was one thing he could not do
Unpay a paid gas bill.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Thouoht of posterltvz

But why" asks the young hus.
band. before he goes to buy a lot OF
canned goods to run the table until a
new servant may be hired. but why
did you never learn to cook? You had
every opportunity"
81 know did," acknowledged the
young wife. But | always said no
son of mine should ever be able to
taunt his wife with stories of how his
mother could cook things"
1HLe&--01asG1
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Meanwhile other shaky dams hold
ing back water that might destroy
towns should be braced up.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
If | had billion dollars l would estab-
fish the University of Outdoors.

II mad blIIlon dollars would estaD-
lish the University of Outdoors.
There would be no buildings to speak
of; it is not for them / would need the
money, but to hammer my idea into the
heads Of my countrymen.
Somewhere on one of the great lakes
would set up my school, consisting of twen-
ty miles of water 'front.' plenty of virgin
forest, and many little lakes, hills, rocks,
streams, meadows and sandbanks.
The health and training of the body
would not be an elective hour or two week
in a stuffY gymnasium, after the manner
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Umbrellas have a way OF finding
new owners these days
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

This is the season when the aver
age janitor is an ardent coal conserva
ZIONIST
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Gould Hardly Hear
Senses of Taste and Smell Were Also
Greatly IMPAIRED

'T was afflicted with catarrh," writes
Eugene Forbes, Lebanon, Kansas. II
took several different medicines, giving
each fair trial, but grew worse until
l could hardly hear, taste or amell. /
was about to give up in despair, but con-
cluded to try Hoods Sarsaparilla After
taking three bottles of this medicine
was cured, and have not had any return
of the disease"
Hoods Sarsaparilla effects radical and
permanent cures of catarrh.
Get it today in usual liquid form OF
chocolated tablets called Sarsatat,s.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01

Even the prude has occasional
thoughts that she likes to think.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
The plfference.

What's the difference between q
motor car and wife?"
.oh. give 1t up. What's the an.
swer?"
"A man who has motor car always
thinks it is the best that may be had"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-12-01
Agricultural,

Mother-Yes. Johnny, the gu zen bee
is boss.
Johnny-How about the pres idential
bee?