Gilpin observer., 1911-09-28
OBSERVATIONS

Ripping laughter comes from the
Fountain of Youth.
A crooked man just can't keep from
following his bent.
"Spooning" must be the art OF sip
ping love with the mouth.
The question is: Who controls Con-
troller Bay?
Whoever knew a brother to flatter
his grown-up sister.
One great trouble with churches is
lack of hims.
Rockefeller is completely bald, but
will soon have a lot of heirs.
Some people get to be grouches
from talking to themselves.
You guess that was all worng yes
terday may be all right today.
There are some things anyone can
make-noise, for instance.
The man who is always suspicious
attracts suspicion.
Children are bright stars in home
and get their meals in the milky way
Too many advertisers are like the
men-they only caclile when business
is good.
Moments CT success are never so
precious as when you look back on
them from failure.
Salt water is good for the skin, and
best when it comes in the form OF
perspiration.
Men and women do not use 50
many superlatives after they have
been married a year.
The fast coming young man is the
one who finds it hardest to keep up
with his running expenses.
Realization of some of our fonedst
hopes is the only way in which we
can learn how vain they are.
If you know mans life you do
rot reed TO ask whether or not he
believes in God.
Try TO emulate tho rose, which,
W Nithers an. dies orly tc leave seed
for many more just rs beautiful.
If practice makes perfect, Bryan
ought to be the ideal candidate in
1912.
Why not advocate the disarmament
of private citizens. 1t would save
much needless bloodshed.
1t is about time to resolve to keep
the good resolutions you are going
to make the first of the year.
Bandits held up hotel in Utah a
short time ago. There is no honor
among thieves.
Sunshine is the great purifier. The
sunshiny face always looks sweet and
pure.
No matter how small the home,
there is always big place for father
to fill in the evenings.
Walter Wellman has not started for
the North pole for some consider
able time.
The hog is one of our ultimate con
sumers that doesn't worry about his
lot.
The man who does not leave some
unrealized ambitions behind when he
dies has not really lived.
The price of dreadnaughts has been
reduced from $500 to s4OO a ton.
Pretty soon every baby will have
one for trinket.
A robber swindled an English jew
eler out of $1,000 by posing as an
American magnate. He certainly act
ed the part.
Woman should not appear to be
what she really is. She is not nearly
so pleasing to the eye of man in
closely-fitting skirts as she is in the
fuller kind.
Three hundred set speeches were
delivered in the last session Of con-
gress. We presume this means that
they were set up in type for the Con
gressional Record.
Lillian Russell says most actresses
owe much to their dressmakers. In
that case the actresses should give
credit to the dressmakers, instead of
vice versa.
Geographers will soon have to
make a startling change in their
maps of the western hemisphere. St.
Louis says that the completion OF
the Panama canal will bring the west
coast of South America several thous
and miles nearer to the Missouri
metropolis.
A New York professor says many
women spend 60 per cent of their
time trying to make themselves at
tractive. He might have added that
the others 40 per cent they spend in
allowing men like the Prof. to ad-
mire them.
Don't brag OF success. 1t is at best
but an uncertainty-and those you
are growing over today may be cack-
ling over your carcass on the NOR
row.