Gilpin observer., 1911-09-07
OBSERVATIONS

Some people are born fools-and
others are educated to that point.
One who has never had need of
friend does not know the value OF
one.
It is easy to stab in the back the
man who keeps ahead of you.
Hard luck never fusses very long
around the man with determination
to get there anyway.
= The man who tells lies that please
Is more respected than he who tells
the truths that have sting.
When trust is ordered to dissolve
it is very kindly given its choice Of
solution.
Foodstuffs are said to be lower now
than five years ago. Guess our groc-
er doesn't read the papers.
Lillian Russell is to marry an edi-
tor. He will never run short of news
thereafter
Spain needs a navy" says an ex-
change. Yes, one of the crawfish var
iety.
They tell us that all flowers grow
out Of the dust Of the dead. So do
widows weeds.
Mans brain is divided into two
sections. Woman probably disects
hers to suit her own manner Of pass
ing it around.
An English novelist says woman is
battling conundrum-but the men
will keep on guessing.
Don't make fun of Faith. That is
all that keeps lot of people from
being found out.
They say that nice things are said
of the dead. We know some people
who have some boquets coming.
The person who does nothing of
which he himself is ashamed = is
either on the way to heaven, or
hypocrite-most likely the latter.
A family tree is a nice thing, but
it doesn't produce enough to support
a wife on.
A daily dispatch speaks of young
man who wanted to hug girl but
got cold feet. We fail to see why
that fact should interfere materially
with the hugging process.
Next to not having an automobile
ourselves, We would rather our
friends did not. W.
There's one nice feature about Lab
or Day and Thanksgiving They AL
ways come on school day.
In the graft cases the man "higher
up" seems to be the lowest of the
bunch.
Real, regular hens eggs with 49,
karat yolks will again be scarcity
in a month or so.
Ananias was the first man to dis
cover that any kind of free adver-
tising pays.
What the average militant suffrag-
ette wants is a man to relieve her
of responsibilities at the polls.
The fellow who gets up early
enough to see the sun rise on fall
day. sees the glory of the Lord.
We read in daily that the world
is being flooded with gold. 1t is still
low water mark out this way. v
Daughters of Revolutionary heroes
have secret Of longevity that many
others would like to learn.
The oceans are said to be 10 mil
lion years old. They show stick.to-
itiveness worthy of emulation.
tho uouarpr,npt con1d ho ipdu1-
ed to donate it's red tape for usel as
binder twine, the agricultural vote
would be fixed solid.
"Sing fer an hour every day and
you will not have indigestion" says
a physician. Most Of the neighbors
will probably imagine you have. how
ever.
There are no swear words in the
Japanese language-and We afraid Of
war with a country with such a Ian
guage.
An American manufacturing con-
cern has contract to ship 100000
factory pies to Japan for the use of
the army. Now there will be real
trouble.
Hobson thinks We may lose the
Philippines. That's the first optimis-
tic expression we have had from him
for quite period Of time.
Dorothy Fish and s. H. Bass have
been married in Brooklyn. They ought
to have no trouble in getting minnie
bait.
The Congressional Record and its
undelivered speeches contains a list
Of many things that are just as well
unsaid.
Jack Johnson is said to be after
an aldermanic job. He's Just like all
the rest Of the pugilists and will
soon be ON the downward path