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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24
BRIGHT BUDGET OF
LIVE news ITEMS
Social FuRCt' ORS and Other
vents in Community.

Seventeenth District, Ga, May %
School closed Friday with an inter-
esting program arranged by Prof.
Chas. Swindell, the teacher of Viii
liams school. After a brief examina-
ton Of pupils in the forenoon, a bar
becue dinner was served in the grove
nearby. In the afternoon declama-
tions and music We're rendered by pu-
pills and later in the evening, plays,
drills, music, etc, proved a source of
pleasure to all present.
Miss Daisy Cowart returned to her
home in Bronwood last week, after
spending several days with her cous-
in, Miss Stella Turner.
Miss Mittie Collins will return here
this week after spending several weeks
pleasantly with relatives in Columbus.
She will be accompanied home by her
sister, Mrs. Arthur Williams.
Misses Emma and Ella Virgins
spent several days with friends In
Americas this week.
Miss Kate Cowart came Friday TO
visit her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs.
an. A. Turner, for several weeks.
Miss Florrie Cobb, of SmithviIle, has
been the guest of Mrs. o. P. Jones sew
eral days
Misses Jennie Carey and Alma HaT-
din, of Americas, visited the formers
sister, Mrs Langford, last week.
Messrs. George Virgins, Carlton
Pierce and Jesse Jones, John Allen Da-
yus, Burrel McCrea, Oscar McLendon,
and Ed Smith attended the graduating
exercises of thea. and ". College Mon
day night
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24

Every man should master the art Of
concealing his ignorance.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24
THINGS THAT MEN CAN'T
UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN

years Of matrim7uy for man TO find
out what an generalization women put
on soft talk, bur when he does, he's got
the magic combination 5y which hs
can work woman to a finish.
Its a little trouble, naturally, 70
be always flaming your wife with hot
air, but it makes her blissful and en-
ables you to do what you please, and
SO it's worth all the effort
Now, I married a girl with whom
was madly in love. She was above ne
in social station and wealth, and I had
the foolish idea that the way 10 show
my devotion TO her, and my apprecia-
ton of the sacrifice she had made for
love of NE, was 70 get busy and justify
her choice Of a husband by making 4
man of myself
so l bumped ny shoulders and
worked for all was worth. Finally
woke up, one day, to the fact that my
wife was thin, and haggard, and had a
broken-hearted look about her.
81 was frightened, and entreated her
to tell me what was the matter. AMI
with tears and sobs she replied that =
was because I didn't love her.
Not love You, l cried, why
worship the very ground you walk on.
Don't you see that I am working N.Y.
self to death for your sake, because /
don't think there's anything good
enough for you, and I want you 70
have the best?"
Well, if you love me why didn't
you tell me 500 she exclaimed, and
that's the way of it. A woman is just
as much bound to be continually told
that she is loved, as she is compelled
to have daily food and drink
That little episode with my wife
put me wise, and ever since I have
worn a string around my finger, 50 to
speak, to remind me to pay my wife a
few compliments every morning; and
those little foolish words have made
all the struggles. and labor, and suffer
ing of wifehood and motherhood worth
while to her.
Its a queer thing this mania, this
obsessiOn women have for being told
that they are loved, but it makes the
way easy for any man who is a glib
talker."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24
STOMACH REMEDY.
Guaranteed by DOdsOn's Pharmacy.

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stantly upset, you must quickly do one
of two things.
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make your stomach as strong as your
body.
There is only one choice for those
who want to live and enjoy life, and
that is to make the stomach as strong
as the body.
This can best be done by using the
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This prescription is known from
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MI-O-NA stomach tablets, most PEG
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by Dodson's Pharmacy to cure indiges-
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In five minutes they give relief from
heartburn, acid stomach, gas on stom-
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ton, heartburn and water5rash.
If you suffer from stomach trouble
get a large 80 cent box Of MI-O-NA
stomach tablets today and put yourself
lon the road to health. AT Dodson's
Pharmacy, and leading druggists ey-
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(Bv Dorothy Dix

The thing that I can't unders and
about women said the fourth man,
is why you have TO De continually
telling a woman Of your love to keep
her Bacifed
Tt doesn't make d particle of differ
ence what you do 10 prove your affec-
ton. You may work for a woman like
z dray horse, and fe.ch and carry for
her like a dog. and sacrifice yourself
before her like a blooming martyr. Al
ter you've killed yourself for her, as a
slight proof Of your devotion, she'll
call on your shade 10 ask it: DO you
love me?'
On the other hand, You may beat
her, and s-arye her, and neglect her,
and if you'll swear in good round
oaths, every day. how you adore her,
she'll go around Dragging about what
q perfect husband she's got, and
what a lucky draw she made in the
matrimonial lottery. Yes. and by
George, all the other women Will envy
her.
Now, it never occurs to a man 20
ask his wife if she loves him. She
has assured him that she did, and mar
RED him TO prove it. and, 10 his mind,
gives ample confirmation that her feel
ings haven't changed by putting up
with his cranks and doing a thousand
things every day to make him comfor-
table.
so he let's it go at that. He isn't al
ways trying to take the temperature Of
her affections, nor lying awake at
night wondering if she is ceasing to
care for him because he is getting Eat
and bald
These Sweet, PiOus PeriurieS.
But that's exactly what a woman
does, unless her husband tells her
every day that she gets younger and
prettier all the time, and that, if she
should die, he would throw himself in
to the river Probably the woman
knows that all these things are lies;
but it makes her so happy to hear
them that a man is a stingy brute
who refrains from handling her out a
e. -
"Of course, it takes a good many
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24

Lots of girls have lily white hands
by their mothers not having them.
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RHEUMATISM RELIEVED

DIR. DETCHON's RELIEF FOR
RHEUMATISM usually relieves Sc
veres5 cases in few hours. It's ac-
ton upon the system is remarkable
and effective. 1t removes the cause
and the disease quickly disappears
First dose benefits, 75c and S100. Sod
(From Our Regular Correspondent
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Contest, one of your lady friends will
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There are more good women in the
world than great ones.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24

Men might talk about women more
if they talked about themselves less
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24
ay-s - "a CURES
=. Se - CHRONIC ULCERS

There natural crcl7ton known pasr1a oToEs
Is healing quality Of the blood Ih P1G
By accunu. atoms II me Do' ana
nd not n,v loss heal but become source Of lrr
OF the 1esA 4e n'1 C1n
place ard gradually the infection
SEEDS and External applications cannot cure an oo
a=ec blood:
z-ected p.zsters. washes. sa.ves e. IS cleansing an e
perfectly natural II goes
restores healing r,as- qualities AID aids IN promoting eey
S. builds flesh tissue from the
i Of the ulcer to and permanent BOOK
medical advice free > D sac rug
stores The SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24

Anyway there is nothing monoton-
Gus about the weather
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-24

Some men waste half their time in
getting ready to waste the other half.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10

Sui Of iaaoanne 8arer ira 2un0in
& Company.
6or prompte % punttligt og /
goo 8io at funne foripne ollie oeres
aunoer meO, bba0 De bebsoer Of
gorer til Sui iamt meo ian imoo
Omfoitninger iom mnligt for Sum-
0erne, bebsper 2nnoin & Company
gerioner / ale 0eIe al 9onOet, Der
oil orbeioe iom oeres G~eprpienton.
ter. 9Grlige Rerioner, @pn0
eaer aoinoer, meo eller uoen onoen
9eifpftieeIie, fon erboloe in0brin.
genoe StiIlinger iom agenter for
5orbanolingen al 0eres Garer.
Stor 6ortieneite iom Gritntning
for forboIbspis ubetpoeliot arbeioe,
og ioo goOt iom intet BeneeuoIeg
frnpes al Dem, iom refIefterer poa
bette 5ilbuo. Qgenter poa b~unoreoe-
ois at 8Ia0ier fomner nh til at
bIibe aniot / goo lib fsr Sui, ioo
at 8arerne fan fomme 9unoerne
punftIigt / Sen6e oa ei bIioe for
iinfeoe UNDER Ben tore 9ranlbeo,
Tom / Acknowledged berifer Iige
fer Sui, Soooonne Rerioner, iom
bar fist Sio at ofie pan en- ioo0on
6orhon6Iing. tiIbnoes aItion berpeo
of 5irmoet 2un6in & Company
en- eneitonen0e gnIeoning iii at ifof-
fe iig en- flor efstro 6ortieneite til
Sui. Oct foIter Gem intet at inc.
bente nPrmere O%pInsninger. Sen6
ct greb ener grenfort me6 Ceres
Raon o. Aoresie iii 2uroin & Gom.
pam. tt7-tf9 q. Gli5abetb St,
gbicogo, Sn.. og De ifnI uopbol0elie
erboT6e ale 6e forsnife6e SpIpsnin-
ger. 9iIronoeIiat er BET BOG, at De
iamtioig benntter Gem al 6e itornr.
tebe SiGbub, iom geres pna SIDE
3 1 oette Nitmmer. Sen6 efter ct
@uIour enten for lem ieIp ener for
en- ener on6en Den ener S1pgtning.
Sfslae 5iIbu6et bill De erboIbe oct
til Spotpris tinioemeS ale Sc On.
lnsninaer, 9e nnntte 6nife, ongoo.
pnoe 2ltn0in & gompnnns @arer o9
Torretning.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
nnaoomsmpoc

afboIoes, ON @uo oil, / Dor 5reI-
iers @enigbe0, Council BLUFFS ira
t7.-19. Hoo.
@soet beapnoer 5reoae aften
81. s. 6sIgenoe gmner bill blipe
inoIeoet oe 0rsftet:
I. Bore SLENDER % port Bern
imo0 Benz
,. Zen triiteliee kingdoms Der.
ionIigbeo".
9prlig Snobpoelie til ale De I'M.
oe. 6or at fno frit SpboIo unoer
Ms0et, moa man meloe iig til I'M.
oertegneOe inoen II. @op.
gon Weniebeoens os ltngooms.
foreningens 8egne.
5. @erten,
%. q. 8. ct.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
ct Tremnangsrigt
ifanoinapiit 5Oretnqenoe.
GSortiat ira SIDE A.

Ia Iaaoanne gorer i i9ritiIt
itor @roo anoenoes / ifonOinaoiife
Stem, er oct 9unoin & Gompanps
Enife, at bper eneite 9e'er al oet-
te 9ln0 ifol fomme i 9eiioOelie al
Dor rigboIOige antaIoe for Oerfra
eiter 9ebag at funne gre uOoalg
al Suleoarer efter De / aatologen
opginne Iane zen 9ro5 BrTier".
Scr at iormaa enbuer, iom boIoer
bette 9loo, til at ifripe til Dem, gsr
oerfor 9unoin & Company BET pan
SIDE 8 / bette Drummer giorte I'll.
bto a%ngaaenoe 8uIoure. De bsr
lpgge Merfe til, at 2rnoin &
Company / Acknowledged life ieI.
ger lire. % set er life Oeres Sen.
iigt eIer 2nife at tiene noget pno
Solget oerai. ri benne @runo
tit6poes 3e 0isie @uloure til en-
pirfeIig 8oOtfebspris for pan oenne
Mnooe at funne foo Fem 9un0in
& Gompanps aataIog, beifriOeuOe
oeres egentlige 8orer iS9noe.
Otter at bette er opnaaet, fol De
utoioliomt fin6e oct til Ceres 6or-
6el at b~eItilIe boaO &c be6sper til
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
Sarni til Sala.

Gn pen lille 6orm pnn 509lcre8,
meo gooe gpgninger og i%nobegnet
meo Sten Bot 5ence; beIigeenoe
IL NiG fra Bon Sippi, % 31a
nil fra Bine Hiner, @is., er paa
al 0sosfoIo biIIig til SaIg.
Ganif NoboIa9. Sfole Iiee Oeo5or.
men og bonit Illtberif airte I Bon
Sippi. Rprmere SpGpsnine erboI.
oes oeO at benbenoe iie til Mrs.
8. Senningien. Dor 10, 8oute 2,
gine &ioer, 8oltibnrn 60, 8is.
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Omaha for at ooern9re og oeItage
/ g9ebroifa Seacbers Qsiociotion"s
aonoention ser | oisie Doge. Smn.
bo.gIooene mener, at CO. 5000 99.
rere oeItoger / oenne aonoention.
9i meooelte forleoen ON DC
& Goopmons 5rugtforret.
ming. gi ifal Der meooeIe fsIeenoe
ON Mr. 9oIIoros 9gbIeforretning.
9fienot neopofteee 9gbIer - 81
Gorlps. 4fpresiet til Gi0er og Go
0ife 10000 gu. afpresiet for andre
ca. 5000 9u.
= Nrs. an6erien, iom / Ipngere
Sio bar Iiot al areft. er fornpIig
bIeoen m6Iogt poa SoipitaIet Der.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10

Greoag Den 10. gIOoember 1911.
Malr, Rebr.

Denne Sang er Oct booeOlagelig
be6agelige Operraitelier. oi bar at
fort9le ON.
grof. q. 2. Big par Den fsrlte,
Der par @enltanO for Ell Ooerraltel'
ie. Oct par Sirsoog 4ften. Vtan
boo0e funOet no at bet par bans
81 Mars 6sOielsoag. % iaa bauOe
fIere al Stuoenterne faaet / Sopeoet
at be ifuloe nflegge ct noentet Be-
isa bos 6am. De teoI. Stuoenter
tilliaemeo Dem / ben forbere0enoe
afoeIing bleo laa enige, ON at gaa
hmmen ooer at lpfsnite oeres Bro
fesIor. Reo 2pfsnifnin9en iulgte
en- imuf SfripepuIt, bar ri for-
itnaet.
Nu bar Der aItioa begpnOt meo
at o~perraife, og iaa tit andre fat
paa, at bet Dogen efter par Erof.
6. /. Soniens 6sOielsoag. Der bIeo
! al SemmeIiebeO bolot ct Ns0e,
bnor bet blep beitemt, at ogioa ban
ifuloe BABE ct uoentet 9elsg. Sele
Stolen par meo paa bet. Altlaa
- Onsoog Aften par 5onien 8en-
itnno for en- bebageIie OoerrnifeI.
i, ioet, iaa blot ri bar f%oritaaet,
Sfolens 29rere, @leoer, Soften og
9ienerperionnlet tiliommen co 100
Berioner, I Slot og 5DIge mar
bereoe oner til bans 9olig og Inf
snifeoe BAN, me0 2pfsnifningen
fuIgte Der ct @uIour.
Do pi life nso Den ggre at opre
meO, fan ni life meooele 8r9ienta-
tionstoIer, SoffetnIer eQer 6oorle-
0es Sberraifelierne / begge 5ilfpI.
be forIsb; men Ri fan opre meo at
gInoe os oper, at gIeperne giDer
oeres S9rere iaaonn liot til Op-
uuntring.
Og mems Ri er peo at fortpl-
lie ON SoerraiteIier. Ioo os me0Oe-
Ie, at ogian be unge oonife Bigger
tom finoe pnn noget. De o~oerraifeoe
Bot. ais1ers Cater gita / Ons-
bags aftes, oo oct nnr 6enoes 5sO-
ielsooe. gennerne forereoe ben6e-
10, ri bar life Jet @%enitonoen, men
forituor, at oct Dor noget / 3etning
OF en- 4omooe.
Ere al 9Rrerne oe0 Cana
College reiIte / Soar 0oraes til
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
Wiisiipnsmgoe

9il @uo, bliber Der Risiiousms-
De i 9~et6lebems Menigbeo, Rance
60, lebr., 1ors0oo os 5re0ng D.
81. 0op. og 1. 3ec.
) 9etbania @~euigbeO, 9latteGo.
D. 9. og 3. Gee.
en- fPrIig 5n%obpoeIie til nGe. 9e.
isgenoe beoes meIoe oeres aomme
til llnoertegneoe inoen "a. 0op.
q. Hasmusen,
9in0iaD, Re6r.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
Iisiipnsmsbe

On Serren oil, og ri leper, oil
Der 6line afboIot Nisiionsmsoe I
@etbiemane airfe / UPLAND, Rebr.,
fra ia. Gee. 1911.
genner, iom bil bolOe SsitiO meo
os, err penligit inobiione.
Baa Nenigbeoens 8egne.
6. y. SEMEN.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10

fprlig Snobpoelie til ale. 8eisgen.
De beoes ON, at laoe os oct nioe
for Sen 5. 9on.
5. Rarfusen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
CHRISTMAS

: that every one likes to re-
:: ceiye IRE good photographs.
!: The Studio furnishes these
A.: in fine work exclusive styles
!; at all prices from $3.50 to
I: $500 per doz. Call at once
/: so we will have time to get
/: them out several days before
: Christmas.
4: A. e. HANNA, Artist.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
Wisiionsmne

af6oIoes i 5reosmin0e @s6. Cob.
ben, @inn., / Doaene fra "a. til
26. Qon. aftenmeoerne 6oloes /
Ct. Sob. Menigbeo / Sleepp @1e,.
SierteIig SnobpoelIe til ale.
8. SO. gonoo.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10
8nSstieneiter etc.
Blair

CLAIR:
Sgnoagsifole ST. SO.
9pimes 81. 1890.
aftenguOstieneite ST. 7,30.
Observation-Disclosures OnSong
4ften Dos Bnit. aieaers.
Observation-Disclosures 9er-
Dag 5%ormioooe 81. 10.
AIt oil @uol
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6 e D:

8uostieneite /. % 3 SsnOag /
6uer RaaneO 6ormiooog 81. II.
llngoomsmsoe (paa gngelif) bper
2. og 4. Ssn0ag / boer Raaneo.
gftermiooog SI. go.
5enoogsifole boer Ssnoag 5or.
miooog al. 10.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10

9rso bn9t at ~Iornirs 8Iorp
flour" tog lite grPmie paa Oct
/ San. oiboI6te 8nibington so. Gorn
5bon". Sermeb bepiies Morning
Blorp 5lour" at pore o.. beoite
ReI / 9pen. 5oas bos u. Beef &
So. gris $f.35 per Spt.
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NisIiDusmebe.

DIN SUB bill, bliper Der Dis
iionsmsoe | getbania Wenisbe6 !
Spencer oe / ct. gauli Menisbeo,
goro for Spencer ira 10. til 49,.
0op.
Siertelig SnobpoeIie til a0e.
a.. 6. S. S6bolm.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-11-10

Drum: 9uostieneite 6ormio-
BAG 81. 1920 fsrite oe treble Ssn-
bag / bper Mnaneo. SsnOngsitoIe
boer Sen0ag al. $50.
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@ishomsnae.

Wisiionsmsoe boloes i Socfion-
bile ira 81. Gee. bill SUB. Ben.
ner mb6poes fprligit raano
fom fra De fire 8eir og uano pan
i%bjelilagne at De bline lenenoe. "
@5efiel 81, 9.
Boa Menigbeoens geene.
u. %. HieIen.
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ND Abresie.
9aitor 5. Simonien, 2t5S 81.
43. gpe., Gbicago, 81.
AoresiefOranOrins.
Bait. q. Oomifoo, fsr grorion,
Nont., MI Sionep, Nont.
llngoomsmpoe.
getbanio Notwithstanding, Zen.
Der, Colo, inobpoer berDeO genner
til bort llrgoomsmeoe Sen0ag 3.
Dec.
8an ungOomsioreningens 0egne.
aarI 81. Sanien.
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NisFonsmsbe

afbolbes, ON Sub bill, / Bisner,
Nebr., IL IL. Rooember. On
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A. e. HANNA, Artist.
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08
LOOK TO THE GARNISHMENT
Simple Touches VIII Be Found to Add
Greatly to the Pleasure Of
a Meal.

A great deal of the pleasure of q
meal is in the service, not in elabora-
tion or much pomp, but in those dain-
ty touches that prove an artistic sense
of the beautiful. 1t takes a little
more trouble to allow plain boiled
rice to cool in circular mold and
fill in the center with a hash or a
thick puree of tomatoes, but by SO do
ing the luncheon of hash and rice is
transformed from the ordinary dish
to one that looks tempting.
Garnishing is a question Of taste.
Throughout most of the years a few
leaves picked from shrubs or trees
and tucked in on the edges of a dish
Of fruit enhance the appearance of
the dish, while for other purposes,
such as cold meat and butter, parsley
ought to be remembered always.
A touch of color always looks we'll
on dish, and carrots, beetroots, Gu
cumber, lemon in slices, or section of
hard-boiled egg and tiny tomatoes all
lend themselves to garnishing. Can
died fruit is effective with puddings
and 1ellies.
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08
THREE CURED OF ECZEMA

when a child, I suffered eight
years with eczema could not sleep
at night, and had sores all over my
chest. We had doctors and none
could do any good, until my mother
saw the advertisement of the Cuti'
Cura Remedies In the paper. We used
the Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Resolvent. and they cured me Of
eczema. also used them on my i've
children. Two Of them had eczema
very badly. When my children had
eczema, was not worried at all, as
/ knew the Cuticura Remedies would
do their work. They had sores all
over their heads, their hair would fall
out, and they would scratch all night
and day They had It on their heads,
face, and in back of the ears 30 that I
thought their ears would drop of. l
washed their heads and bodies with
Cuticura Soap and they are as clean
as the driven snow. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment also cured my children
of rlngworm. l would not be without
the Cuticura Remedies. They are
wonderful" (signed) Mrs. Violet
Cole, 26 8. Redfield st., Philadelphia,
Pa, Oct. 20, 1910.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are
sold throughout the world. Send to
Potter Drug & Chem, Corp, sole
props, Boston, for free book on skin
and scalp diseases and their treat
ment.
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08
Properly Thankful.

Clark Howell of Atlanta tells Of
the sad case Of an elderly darky in
Georgia, charged with the theft OF
some chickens. The negro had the
misfortune to be defended by young
and inexperienced attorney, although
1t is doubtful whether any one could
have secured his acQuittal. the com
mission of the crime having been
proved beyond all doubt The darky
received a pretty severe sentence.
Thank yo', sah." said he cheerfully,
addressing the Judge when the SEN
tence had been pronounced. Oats
mighty hard, sab, but It amt any
thing what expected. thought,
sab, dat between my character and
dat speech of my lawyer dat yo'd
hang me, shore!"
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08
HuuuIno n HL Lamb.U

Parson Johnson had been caught
hugging one Of the finest "ewe" lambs
of the congregation who happened to
be very popular young lady and it
created quite stir In the church. So
"Brudder Johnson" was brought for
trial.
you have seen these great pic
lures, suppose, SO you know dat de
great Sheperd am always pictured
wild lamb in his arms" said "Brud-
der" Johnson.
"Yes, sab, pahson, dat am So" ad-
mitted Deacon Jones.
Den, Brudder Jones, what am
wrong in de sheperd Of this flock
having lamb in his arms?"
This was too much for Brudder
Jones, SO he proposed that the peo-
pie have called meeting that after
noon. After the point was discussed
at the afternoon meeting the follow
ing resolution was made:
Resolved, Dat for the future peace
Of this congregation, dat de next
time Brudder Johnson feels called on
to take a lamb OBJ de flock In his
arms, that he pick out ram-lamb."
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08
MOST USEFUL KITCHEN TOOL
Invention Of New York Man Speedily
Removes Eyes From Fruit
and Vegetables.

One duty that takes up a lot Of the
cooks time and tries her temper and
patience is the operation of remov-
Ing the eyes from fruit and vegeta-
bles. 1t is usually accomplished by
digging the eyes out with the point of
sharp knife. A New York man has
designed a little implement which
does this work in jiffy and which
should prove popular kitchen tool.
The eyer is simple affair, wooden
handle having a spoonlike metal pro-
lection. The bowl of the spoon is
very sharply pointed, however, and all
the edges are sharp. Consequently,
eyes can be dug from pineapples, pota-
toes or other fruit and vegetables with
the greatest case and speed by mere
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08

Little Arlene was familiar with the
appearance of the garden hose at
home, but when she observed line OF
fire hose, with its great length and
bulk lying serpent-like in the street,
she Immediately inquired what 1t was.
Her mother replied that was firemens
hose and the child went on watching
the fire.
In the meantime two additional fire
companies dashed up, and these newly
arrived fire fighters were carrying
their respective lines toward the burn
ing building, when. little Arlene spied
them.
"Oh, mamma" she cried, craning
her neck out of the crowd, here
comes more f1remen dragging their
hosiery behind them!"-Lippincott's,
Okolona messenger., 1911-06-08
RraIsed Lambs Liver.

The lambs liver may be cooked in
casserole instead of the braising pan.
Dice half pint each Of potatoes and
carrots and parboil them for five min
utes; then drain Peel a dozen button
onions or cut one large one fine. Make
q rich, well-seasoned brown sauce;
pour it over the liver and vegetables
In the casserole. Fasten the cover
down with a thick paste of -four and
water and cook for three hours in a
slow oven. That the aroma may not
be lost, do not loosen or remove the
cover until the dish Is on the table.