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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
ALMOST A COUNTRY TRIP.

ALMOST A COUNTRY TRIP.
II thought you we're going 10 take
a day of and enjoy trip into the
country
-sad.to give u up," the man with
a cheerful disposition replied. "But
we did the NEXT best thing. We got
soms hard boiled EGGS and some
canned goods and ate them IN ths
back ysrd."--Wsshinston star.
she Is certainly rising in the 80
cial scale. -
''Yesg"
'Oh. yes. indeed She II snnbhed
BY better class OF people each suo.
cecding year"
Not Much OF q Bridge.
Mira. Casweli. while you we're in
Venice did you see the Bridge Of
Signs -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
Table Manners.
Friendly Advice

so you wish to marry an ac-
tress p
yes. fell In love with her voice
after hearing II In a phonograph."
Better go slow. You can buy the
record for so cents"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
is THAT ALI

A New York man died OF chronic
cardiac vaiyulRr. chronic psren
chymAtouA nsphrltis and pulmonary
oodemA. At least. that's what the
doctors said.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

A Nevada convict. sentenced 10
hang for murder. umpircd ball
game tn the pcnltentiary and not
n dcclsion wAa disputed. That's
oar idea OF no kind OF an umpire
to trffir with.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

The police reserves In New York
were called out TO catch hurgiar.
that turned out 10 be a cat having
a III In tn. pantry.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
EVERETT-SEATTLE
INTERURBAN RAILWAY

SEATTLE TO EvERErT-First train.
$50 a. m aud hourly thereafter on
the half hour until sac D m. last
two ienvinK at 10 and IIits % M. ex.
eept Du Sundays. when last train.
leave at $50 o. m. 1880 d. m. and
It's M, Extra trains Saturdays al
f9its .. m. Seattle ticket offics and
waiting room at Firth avenue. near
WeHtiako. Greenwood ticket OFFICE
Ajax Drug Store s5th and Greenwood
EVERETT TO sEATTLE--F First train
5.i0 a m next 900 a m. and hourly
thereafter until $500 D m. last one
leaving al 1900 y. m. daily Extra
train satufdays aud Sundays at 300
y. m.
Freight train leaves freight shed az Sixth
and owe % 600 y. m.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

~ VII not cost you snyfhius ts prove
y snd 10 b. absolutely satisfied enes
ara for all that fhis 10 she nest uander-
fui tresifnsni that yoa have u-~d
Or beard 81 for m.hins the hsh srs4
ossf on bald head. where yea proAsshiy
thrsEht -ss frnpossfbis 60 rake the
hair srow ont again ~ 10 marvellous
Here are some Of the hair and rrsip
disease. ERE fEWis.re~ treatment stops
nesoiaisiy. zee u your trouste 10 IN the
9sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Calgary. Alberta. reports the
birth OF quadruplcs. The mother
IL Il. and ahs is alao tho mother
of tTlpl.ta and twins No wonder
Rooseyeit'a for reciprocity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
A AERO IN sre,pgs

Five thousand chicagoans viii
attend the coronation.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
SNOH0MISH-E EVERETT
INTERURBAN

TRAINS LEAVE EvEHETT--e ;OT, ira.
300, 1879 q. m, 1870, 1875. 2lb, i.Ob.
ss5. 6:ss. 1853. 900. il.30 D m.
TRAINS LEAVE SNOUoMisTT-si4s
500. 800. ~ .ob, tit0 A. m, i2!tb
goo. 3;s0. f;i5. 600. 1910. 800. 10 40.
II IS .. m.
same station in Everett as Seattle Ever.
EFT interurban.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
cRooUEr.
Putting .plri, into the game.

Why 10 u June brides always
are so besuteous and young while
June grooms 20 the altar 90 IN
heralded. unsunaf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

No Wonder.
The Mother Whatever IL the
matter with babyY
Nurge-DunnO, ma'am. was
only tryin' 10 make I'm smile with
the glove aretcherg. London
Sketch,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Ernest Sinclair. convict IN sinF
Sing. died In a futile effort TO save
a fellow prisoner from drowning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

The Superior Laundry IA now run
ming wagon to South Seattle.
South Park and Georgetown every
Tuesday. ..s
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Wifey TIA remarkable how
many men are anxious To- leay.
hons and engage IN war
iinbby-fea. some people never
seem to know when they have
enough Of anything.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

MY daughters voice Is TO be tried
today"
Have you fixed the jury"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Well. So long. Cook. where are
you COINS 10 spend your vacation :"
Going to spend my vacation
money at the seashore. and the
rest of my vacation at home"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

William B-ntenmiiIer Of New
York has gone 10 North Carolina
TO look Tor rare bugs. Why not
Matfra WanF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

'27zNu
A WELL BRED DOG.


The comedian In the movin'
picture show around the corner
says butchers ere utuffing half
their sausagea with bread because
they can't make both ends meat
The battloahip Prince Of Wales
took on go tons OF coal In two
hours and thirty slx minutes AT
noyer--the worlds record
Five hundred women and chill
dren arrived at New York from
Scotland this week TO Join heads
OF families In tho Northwest
piar is going to Spain To seek
an asylum. not castle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13
THE FEARSOME SHEEP

THE FEARSOME SHEEP
Every child would. Il
cou get
wool7
A Nv peopl Of our
the he
M or fearo III o
a few
KILLING THEM OFF
teacher desiring pupils the population
China
population
by
the teacher 10 be breathing and putting vigorously The teacher
What y What
Killing Cinnamon" en-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Judge Ben II Lindsey. IN q WON.
an suffrage address at Albany. said
With "A smile
Another type OF man accuses
the woman voter OF grating Well.
we are all prone 10 accuse others
OF our own beaetting sin Like the
tramp. you know.
"A tramp. after day or two
In our hustling. bustlinx to~e of
Denver. shook the Denver dust
from his boots with a snarl
They must be durn lazy people
in this town. Everywhere you turn
they offer you work to do. New
York Tribune.
Hubby-You really must reduce
your dress bills. my dear. they are
far too large.
Mrs. Newlywcd- incou.
sistent you men are. You speak just
as though | made out the bills.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Il would go through fire and
water for you
Air, tool"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

Il want to wire my broker To
buy me some stock. How would
you word that sort of thing7"
Tell him TO buy " at the lowest
market price or less"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

prepaid. by simply sending your name
ana address to the swissee HAIR Remedy
Co. ,Sss =. o Square. Cincinnati. ohse.
and enclosing Zee to hsgp pay ccst ss
packing, postage. etc. Hsndrsds have
beer wonderfully b.nefifset By the 81
cent bottle alone
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-13

see and 81 90 bottle. ars for sal. and
recommended In
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

AUL CO.. 7TH 4 L n.
1924 9Th NV. Id, Ar. BIO. 90
l35v U NV. 8r. w.2O. 90
I'LL 4th NV. "a, 5r, bl $50
- Fla av nw.6I. b10.O
40 Fla nv NV, LIST q,
Sr, b...........16.D
1719 18th NV. Id. Or, blS.0U
l40S LIST ne, Or. b, 1918. 90
S40O Ga av NV, ID,
Or. b...........l6.60
1225Duncan ne, Or. bl3.50
617 18th ne. lst f.12.60
1858 s1st NV. 2. 81
4 .. .lV.W
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27


STAR BRANCH OFFICES.
II not convenient to call at The
star ONCE. 18th street and Penn
sylvania avenue, leave your "a"
vertisement at any OF the follow
ing Branch Omces:
WATT Ads, GENT 4 W030.
Minimum, 1S cents only.
NORTHWEST BRANCHES:
butler { Field Drugxists ID and Indiana ave.
Postal telegraph. 1424 n. Y. ave:
Criswell's Drug Store. 7th and Sts:
fSos. 4. D opyns. 18th 's and Col Columbia rad.
Gentner's Drug Store. i4th and sts
brus Store :: st sna Ps .,
Interior Dept. sth and Postal Telegraph.
k:n1 SONS Co. sn@ M.,. .Ts
"; n. Davis Drug Store. eth end q.
Rolan Wallace. Newsstand and Stationery Store.
r,S SzS 9th s. st. ny
Tinted States Capitol. Postal Telegraph.
lisz Connecticut ave. Postal Telegraph
Quigiey's Drug sto-. '1.t ard sts.
o'DonneIrs Drug Store. sad and N Sta
Pride's Pharmacy. 2stb and SITS.
Postal Telegraph. 1249 Wisconsin ave.
NORTHEAST:
e g. and n e e.anss and p ID:
Taylor Z Lamb. 18th and T. Capitol ats.
Y Moofaaln's Pharmacy: 18th and sss N ne.
SOUTHEAST:
sradley's Drug Store 9Th and 3 SITS. &c.
ii. 3. Fealy. Druggist 18th and Pa. svs.
SOUTHWEST:
Eullivsn.s Drug Store, III and sts. sw.
Cnarles. 3. Walter. 9O1 AZ st. s.w.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27
WANTED-HELP.


MALE.
4 DRAFTSMAN-Always In demand. Take prac.
ttcal night course. Write for booklet (no solic-
itors). COLUMBIA SCHOOL OF DRAFTING,
4cIAchlen bldg. city.
A DRAFTSMAN-Always In demand Take prae-
teal night course. Write for booklet. COLUM-
B1A SCHOOL OF DRAFTING, McLachlen
bldg. city.
ALWAYS OPEN-Good positions for competent
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

Weather strips: comfort; refinement.
nice sized rooms; bath.
ID hoor 81. side. 5000.
". Fl. WALKER.
728 18th ST.
FOR REN1-APARTMENTS.
THE NEW SEMINOLE.
l444 W st. NV.
Parquetry floors. large ciosets tile bafne.
Apt 4o--3 rooms and bath 1890. $500
Apt 30-8 rooms and bath. 49,: .I50
rooms ana The ne MONTANA. ' 'no ''''"
i716 " Of. NV, Z stories. new. drepfoof.
all improvements.
I room and bath. $1,000 ana xZZo0
rooms and hath. .$6000
DuMRtRToN COURT.
1887 3lst Ut. NV.
Desirable location: all outside rooms.
room and bath. ..$lS.S
rooms and hath. 900 to $3.50
1eaa Columbia road.
rooms and bath. .......... 1910
{ rooms and hath x42oO
rooms and bath .$62oO
THE MONTGOMERY.
North Capito! and II SITS. NV.
Roof garden for exclusive use OF tenants
All outside rooms. All modern improvemsnfs:
' The fHt N s1'a si5 Z s. Nv:
's THE i F%R ss'A ias-s IS : os
'''"' The wooDwoRTH.
10th and NJ SITS. DIV.
3 rooms and bait. from. $2I. 80 to SS9o0
THE WASHINGTON LOAN AID TRUST GUM
PANY REAL ESTATE DEPARTMENT.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

THE EVANSTON,
Cor 18th and Parh Road.
ONLY ONE APT. VACANT: large. cut
side rooms and reception room: cleo. iights:
oak floors and trim: large porch; convenient to
2 car lines. See rs for special inducemeuts.
Open.
GARDINER DENT. Inc. sl2 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

FOR RENT-BY B. r. 8
Lafayette. 1907 1h
NV, Or, b. .G.5O
40 Fla Az NV. ID d,
ST, b...........8.jO
lS7 K NV, l1r. b.@. 10
BOZ r NV, ID, 81. b. p. 90
40 Fla av NV, Sd d,
Or, b. .A.0
1924 It'll NV. IA. 7r, be-. so
313 b NV. "a. 5r. b. 22.O
1903 4th nv, 5r, IA so
3O5 r NV. ID. 5r, b. q. 90
1885 Tth NV, Ar, b. 20.50
1915 It'll NV, 5r. b.2.50
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

BRIGHT YOUNG MAJ. IF
TWEEN lis AND: H.; At
ONCE FOR OUTSIDE WORE
MUST COME WE'LL RE-
OMMENDED, HAVE FAIR
EDUCATION AND GOOD
APPEARANCE. AN; FIX
CELLENT OPPORTUSITf
FOR RAPID ADVANCE
MENT. NONE BUT WIDE
AWAKE HUSTLERS NED
APPLY. ROOM 800, 2friS
ING STAR BtiLuiS,i.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

wASHINGTONIANS ARE MAX
ing big profits in New York city
real estate. New company now
forming. Act quickly If you wish
18th and 81.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

BOYS (colored) at once. with wheels; strong,
willing workers; references. Pennock Nee
han, 1912 y. Y. ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-11-27

An INTELLIGENT PERSON may earn 500
monthly corresponding for newspapers; can
vassing. Send for particulars. Press Syndi-
cate. Lockrort. N. Y. de3s
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
Value Of Time.

The average man never wakes up
to the value Of time until he Is 40.
Then his observation of what other
mem of his own age have done while
he was lettering through the golden
days Of his life stings him into reali-
cation of what he has wasted We
leave childhood with reasonable ex.
pectation Of 40 or so years of life. To
the boy, that period seems almost an
eternity. At 25 we feel that there is
ample time for JOY living before We
settle into one life pace. At 80 and 80
We begin to doubt little whether our
accomplishments are what they should
have been, and at 40 We know we are
delinquent From 40 to &c. II there Is
anything worth while in man, he Is
struggling to make amends for his
wasted years. Then. II ever, 1t comes
to him that life is shortening up for
him, and that he must crowd his bust
ness of this profession If he is not to
be classed as failure.-Gallipolis
Tribune
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
WhY Wa Reiolca.

In the manger at Bethlehem was
Graded the hope of the world That
Is why Christmas is the universal fes.
tival. That Is why the world re.
joices. But the manager must be in.
terpreted largely. In the babe is the
promise of the man and the Savior.
1t is not the birth alone that makes
the gospel; 1t is also the life. the pas
sion, the death, the resurrection. the
ascension. Christmas carries all this
In its happy content. There is the
Good Shepherd who gave His life for
the sheep, who leadeth His flock to
green pastures and beside still waters
and whose honor and good name are
pledged to His leading us in ways Of
Righteousness and paths of peace, and
there is the promise OF Jesus that He
will be with US "all the days" even
unto the end of the world II Ia be-
cause Of these aspects Of the Christ
life and because of these assurances
that the world rejoices and will re-
joice.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
The DUTCH MiLKMAlD.
Her Picturesque Costume and Her Ro-
bust Style Of Beauty.

Her Picturesque Costume and Her Ro.
bust Style Of Beauty.
OF all Iceland the particular costume
Of that province can he observed 10
the best advantage on the island of
Walcheren.
A mikmaid Of Middelburg, for ex-
ample, Is JOY to look upon Her spot.
less white cup bristles at the temples
with kurgenkrullen like the untennue
of prehistoric beetle. Her skirts are
ankle high and padded generously ut
the hips. II she be naturally round
and the skirts need no padding cir
cumstantial evidence of the fact Is
sufficient to stamp her the belle Of the
community.
The sleeves of her bodice are very
short and very tight, pinchlng the arms
above the elbows SO that they might
be mistaken for a pair Of aggravated
cases Of inhammatory rheumatism or
course the sun in all its glory strikes
the backs of these arls. for she al
ways walks with them akimbo, the
better to balance the pals which dan
Gle one from each end Of wooden
yoke enameled n vivid robins egg blue.
But the redder the arms from the
rays Of the sun and the tighter the
pinch of the sleeves. the aatter the
chest and the broader the hips. the
sooner will she cease to be mere
milkmaid through the medium OF II
simple marriage ceremony In the vii,
lage kerk-Travel Magazine.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
. A9aRi33(alss q.
"The MuItImlIllonaire Wants to Meet
You Again."

Was Molly going to be swallowed up
in that strange world, where men had
millions and didn't have to work?
But Molly was demanding some OF
her mothers turkey.
II hardly ate thing at dinner" she
said. 1T was awful sitting up there
and having people stare at me"
They brought it to her with delight,
and she had to taste little bit of ev.
erything and praise it.
When It was time for Terry TO 20
she went with him to the front door,
and they stood for moment under
the stars.
VIII you be going back to them?"
Terry asked. jeaiously.
why should II" Molly asked. You
couldn't 90 with me-. could you.
Terry?"
The next morning, when Molly went
back to her sewing. Mrs. Phelps said.
The multi.millionaire wants to meet
you again. When shall We plan for It,
Molly?"
Never" said Molly calmly. "a am
going to marry Terry. and then
won't have any time for mulIi.mi llion.
aires. will -"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28

DIT Ike Christmas;g although the color
scheme of the table WAS green and
red, there was no holly, no mistletoe.
lust gorgeous American beauties and
wide satin ribbons. She had vision
Of the table set In the shabby dining
room at home. In the center would
be great bunch Of holly, and above
It would hang a little wax angel. At
one end she saw her father, his knife
cutting through the cracking brown
of the turkeys breast. The delicate
fare Of the hotel paled in comparison
to her mothers cooking. At home
there would be large helpinys OF
mashed potatoes and turnips and
gravy. The cranberry sauce would BE-
served in big dishes.
As they drove home together, Mrs.
Phelps said: you were success, my
dear. II you will let me, I'll bring you
out. Perhaps you will make a grand
marriage. 1t would be a great thing
for a girl like you"
Molly's response was not enthusiast.
tic. She did not like to appear un-
grateful, but she had had most un.
happy time. She had been a stranger
in a strange land.
When she had changed her dress
Mrs. Phelps sent her home In her car.
Terry met her at the door. Back
Of him was the red light Of the din.
ing.room lamp. Babe and Billy fel, on
her neck and welcomed her, and fa'
Their and mother smiled in the back
ground.
Molly had gifts for all Of them. The
lilies went on the center Of the table.
and she had tied up candies and al.
monds in the corner Of her handker.
chief. Il had an awful time hiding
them" she confessed. but knew
how you'd like them"
She had red rose for Terry.
1.-The multi-millionaire gave It to
me-" she said. Mrs. Phelps wants
me to marry him."
Terry looked at her with his heart
in his eyes, but he didn't say word.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
Located His Home.

when the late Amos Cummings was
doing newspaper work In New York,
said a representative from that city.
he owned home In II row OF build
ings painted white. On more than one
occasion Cummings made mistake
and got in the wrong house. his mind
being occupied with news Of the day
and wondering II any Of the OPPOSE
ton papers would get in scoop on
him He grew tired Of getting in the
wrong pew and determined that he
would end it. One morning there was
an advertisement In his paper for
twelve painters. and the following day
they went to work on Cummings
house and 1t was painted the most
flaming red that eyes ever behed.
Some of the neighbors and property
owners protested. but there was no
law to prevent house owner from
painting 1t just az his fancy dictated
After this the wornout newspaper
man never had any trouble In making
proper landing when he eft his ~
fee In the wee small hours - Wash
ington Star.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28

row night. 1t must necessarily be In.
formal on such short notice. III call
them on the phone"
Just say that you are giving 1t for
guest" begged Mary. Don't men
ton my name until they come"
"I"ll humor you because know you
are trying not to brighten them Most
men are reluctant to meet literary
women, but you are so different, so
totally unlike our general conception
of the type. that once having met
you. they will want to know you bet
ter. as | did"
Let me be maverick for day or
two and enjoy my freedom before you
brand me as writer. The pose is
somewhat fatiguing when one is In
clined to be frivolous"
You won't remain a maverick long
II these men out here can help it, but
the brand won't be that OF pen, my
dear. Now, l will ring Bob Heiskel.
He will turn ME down, but he Is such
a clever fellow that / am going to
try him anyway"
When he accepted her invitation
and accepted so cordially that his
Carroll turned to her guest wonder.
ingly.
you know We have all speculated
about Bob Heiskell for year He
used to be friendly with everybody,
but last year he suddenly changed.
Some people declared that he had suf-
fered a heavy financial loss, but
always thought that girl was re-
sponsible for the change"
He had lost money and had not al.
lowed her to help or comfort in any
way! In a flash 1t was all clear to
the girl and her heart leaped sudden
ly. Life was good again and new and
interesting.
He said that he saw my guests
back as she drove down the street
yesterday and that 1t haunted him all
night because the head and shoulders
reminded him of the most attractive
girl he had ever known. Now | feel
sure that was right all the time and
that he has had romance. He Is a
fine NAV, Mary. and would like to
have you marry man out here for
thy own sake"
When he CAME through the door, he
looked straight al the slender figure
In blue beside hir ""' ass and stop
ped perfectly still. Although her own
heart was beating stormily at sight OF
him. the girl nodded graciously and
beckoned to him. Recovering him
self, he went to her quickly.
rs 1t really you" he asked wonder
ingly. Really, truly you?"
Really, truly l, Bob, and it's good
to see you again"
what does this mean?" demanded
Mrs. Carroll.
1T means that you have given me
the happiest surprise Of my life. l
am simply overcome. It's. dinner.
Mary" he said turning to the girl
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
BRAINS IN BUSINESS.
The Way . Cigar Dealer Won . BIC
Office Buildings Trade.

OHco ouhu'H9s tTaoe.
With the opening Of new business
block In one Of the largest cities In the
middle west also came the inevitable
cigar stand inside the building. Trade.
however came very slowly the first
few weeks. In the rush Of moving the
business men gave very little atten-
ton to the new cigar stand.
1t was not long before the proprietor
Of the stand began to feel uneasy and
set about devising some scheme for
stimulating trade. One morning about
four weeks utter the building had been
open every man In the building re-
ceived visit from the cigar stand
proprietor, who carried around with
him several boxes Of cigars and a grip
full Of cigarettes Every smoker was
made a present of his favorite smoke
With his entrance into an Office the
enterprising dealer introduced himself.
asked each man to have a smoke and
politely intimated that he would be
glad to cater to him In future.
His outlay for the free smokes
amounted to over $25. but 1t paid In
returns a thousand per cent. Practi
cally every smoker In the building IL
now a firm patron Of his stand. not
merely because Of the free gift but be-
cause as business men they recognized
q smart piece of Observation-Disclosures.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1911-12-28
Eccentric Enulsnd,

There are one or two place names III
England which for eccentritity II
would be hard to beat. even in Canada
Cornwall BOASTS Of II village called
Drunkards All and Of Il tithing called
London Apprentice The name Of an
other Cornish village Grumbia =
sounds worse when spoken than II
looks In print The same may he said
OF the neighboring village Of st Eval
whirh IL always pronounced San
deval" Bishop Philpotts asked can.
didate for ordination where he came
from st Eval." was the reply
Dear me-" remarked the bishop: 81
know that Cornishmen venerate 81
Tudy. 81 Cuby. st Cny and other
saints unknown to the calendar. but
was not aware they had r"nonized-
him!--I .oudon Chronicle.