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The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Southern Railway.

y g. Following schedule NJ -rea puolsheo q
iafar.aation. and are not guaranteed
Schedule effective April l6. 1911.
r-.,ns leave Washington from New Union
Station.
a.. ., na,lv-Iocal for Warrenton. Dansil.e
~ - N. Daily-Local for HarrisonbnIg. Va.
400 a m Daily United States Fast MAIL
First-class coaches and drawinS-roonn sieep,ns
cars 10 Birmingham 4 New Orleans. DINING GU
az =. m: Week Day a. Limited Tor Harri''n-
hnr0 Parlor car . Harrisonburg'
Ais D.. m DAILY - birmingham opeSl.I'
rl-,,,,1b Coaches and sleeping cars 70 birmlnS-
- n. oiny car eeryice. Tourist car TO Cali-
9 iS,,i Monday. Wednesday. Thursday. FRIDAY
S.so o. N. Week Days-Local for harrisonbniR
and way stations on Manassas Branch. 49,,
n, - m. Daily Limited for Warrenton "no
Charlottesville. -. u.~-o,,or
s.90 n m. Daily The Southerns southeastern
;nn;ted Through Pullman drawing-room, state
n,, seepino cars coaches and dining cars Tor
1o,,'', Durham Raleigh, Charlotte,
coinmbia. Charleston, Aiken. August SaVan-
nah and Jacksonville. 49,. r..,...,o.
min n. m. Daily-New York and Chattanooga
IN te5 VIA Lynchburg)- First class coach ard
ieaoing cars 10 Roanoke. Knoxville, Chattanooss.
sIeeping car TO New Orleans DininS.eA ssI ~,
f045 o. M Daily-New York, Atlanta anu NeN
o-ieans iimited-Al Pullman trains Cup anu CD
Servstion cars TO New Orleans. Sleeping cars TO
asheviIle Atlanta New Orleans. Sleeping car 70
Charlotte. Dining-car service -, 7-A-o,,A
l.i0 a. m. Daily-Melnphis SPECIAL lnfousn
.leening cars and coaches to Roanoke hnoNsihe'
Cbsttanooga. Nasn -,lie and Memphis. Washing
ton sleeping car o.en 1000 v. m. DINING car
Through trains from the South arrive Washing.
toa s5 a. 80 a. A. e:53 am, lD4o A. o. d@''s'
and 1880 p. N. ll.i5 a. ~ daiiS' uArr,sYn-
burg ELSA N. week days aud s.5O y. M eails /.
From Charlottesyillo 9:45 a. m, ~ .. m ana '.se
n m. Local from Wauenton arrives e.tv ?. n'
week days. If q, al ti.4s
m Daily Express for all points south.
$40 a. m Daily Ideal Tor Dansne, Nn.l,. -
3.O0 D. M except Sunday. LOCATOR DufnaiD'
s.o6 n m. except Sunday. Local for keysyiie.
S.00 M except Sunday and 2:lo p. m. aonnHs'
Wedn,,-,lay and Friday for West Point
l.s0 q. M except Sunday. for west Point con-
oecting with York River Line Tor bait'nofe' 1Oh-
dav- "wednesday and Friday. .
I,i.Lafa aiepping-car reservations, ana oe4nee
information can he had AZ ticket once 90 io.D
st q5 ST N W., and New Union Stauon'
I,a19age checked through from hotels asa resi-
fences. Cab service. -. ~.
E. II. COAPMAN, Yice-Pres. Gen. MAN
S. II. HARDWlCk. Pass. franc hgr'
"A. r. CARY. Gen. Pass. Agent.
l.. S, BROW Y, General Agent
washington. y {.
r burgess. d r. A..
Va
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
To Cancel Lottery Contract.

Managua, Nicaragua, April q. -- It
has been decided to cancel the lottery
contract in accordance with a recently
issued decree. This is one of the re-
suits OF the appointments of the mixed
commission The name of the depart
ment of Zelaya, it is announced, will
be changed to the department of Blue
fields. The capital OF this department
is BMefields.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONVENTION
Jacksonville, Fla, May l7th-23rd, 1911.

Account of above occasion the
Southern Railway will sell on May
t4th TO 18th inclusive, greatly re-
duced tickets from important Vir-
ginia points, including Washington
d. c.. to Jacksonville and return.
final limit May 81. 1911. Upon pay
ment of 81 at Jacksonville before
May 31st. tickets can be extended
to June 3Oth.
Consult agents or write l.. >.
Brown, General Agent. 7O5 10Th
street. n. W, Washington, for fur
Their particulars
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
MAY 18th, 1911,

at eleven O'Clock a. m, all that GER
tain tract of land containing $50 acres,
more or less, situated in Caroline coun-
~. about one mile from Guinea station,
adjoining the R., F. & p. r. R., and
Immediately on the road running from
Guinea to Massaponax, Va, being the
same property which was conveyed to
G. G. King by Mcclellan Wardell and
wife.
This property is within one mile of
the village of Guinea, where there are
located stores. church and graded
school. The property is well fenced,
has a comfortable two story dwelling
and the usual buildings. .,
Terms-Cash sufficient to pay said
debt and interest and cost of sale; any
residue to be upon such terms as said
Geo. &. King shall direct, and upon
failure so to direct, the trustee will sell
for cash.
S. II. Evans. Trustee,
Anril 18th. 1911. Guinea, Va.
apl5w4w
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Yours respectfully,
III. Thacker Berry.

To the voters Of Rappahannock Mag
isterial District in King George county
respectfully announce myself can
didate for the office Of Supervisor in
Rappahannock District, subject to The,
action of the Democratic Primary, and
respectfully solicit the support OF the
voters If that district. with the assur-
ance that if elected shall conduct the
office i'm the best interest of the people
Of the county.
Very respectfully.
td T. A. largest.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Paint Folly

Folly to put-of painting when
paint is high, and folly to use
cheap" paint.
Your buildings are worth
you say how much. If you
don't paint them, how much less
will they be worth in a year ?
1t will cost more to paint next
year; it will take more paint at
about So a gallon for paint and
labor.
How much is the cost Of paint
by the year?
Depends on the paint. An
average Job is 5000 square feet,
10 gallons Devoe: 1925 a gal
lon for paint and $3.50 a day
($2. 80 a gallon too for painting:
$i.75 gallon: $3.50. How
long will it last? Depends on
the owner: say ; years; and your
cost for Devoe is $3.50 year.
Cheap" paint, $1.75 a gallon,
takes Is gallons. labor the same
81. 80 a day or gallon: $4.25 a
gallon: Is gallons $63.75. Say
it lasts 2 years; it isn't sure two
years; it isn't sure at all.
Enough: cheap" paint costs
more than good.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Taft Jokes With Fat Man on Weight.

Taft Jokes With Fat Man on Weight,
Wilmington. Del. April q. - DR..
George ". Marshall, of Milford, Del,
a member Of the state senate. while
returning from a business trip from
Washington on a Pennsylvania train,
sent his card to President Taft, who
was on the same train, and was re-
ceived by the president. DR.. Marshall
is nearly as large a man as the presi-
dent. and the two joked each other
about their weight, the president ex'
pressing the belief that he was fifty
pounds heavier than DR.. Marshall,
which the later did not dispute.
Neither man gave exact figures.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
MOTOR ROBBERS GET $4,000
Four Armed Men Beat Chicago Jew.

eler and Clerk and Escape In Auto.
Chicago. April 27.-Four armed rob
bers entered the jewelry store of Ell
ward Albert. 1916 Milwaukee avenue
beat the p oprietor and a clerk into
helplessness and fed with plumber val
ued at $4,000.
They made good their escape In a
motor car which they had in waiting.
Albert and the clerk were left tied
to chairs in a room back Of the store
The jewelers. son and two other per
sons were threatened by the robbers
but suffered no physical injury.
The car in which the robbers tray-
eled had been stolen by them in a
distant part Of the city.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Erinid Strawberry Rate Reduced.

Washington, April Pirates for the
refrigeration Of strawberries in tran
sit from Norfolk and Only, Va, and
Pittsville and Marion, Md, to Boston,
were reduced approximately IS per
cent by the interstate commerce com
mission. The prescribed rates will be
come effective before June Is next.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Babv Killed In Crash.

Atlanta. Ga, April q. - A four
months-old baby was killed and an
other small child fatally injured at
College Park when an Atlanta & West
Point train collded with an automo-
bile Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Stewart
father and mother Of the children,
were badly shaken up and a nurse
was injured
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Near Guinea. Va.

By virtue of power Of sale executed
by George G. King and Ida V. King,
dated Dec. 30th 1907, and duly record
ed in the Clerks Office of Caroline
county, Va, in deed book "a, page 26O,
default having been made in the pay
ment of the debt Of two thousand four
hundred dollars 50, 400 therein secured
and interest thereon, and being request
ed by the beneficiary so to do. the I'M
dersigned trustee will offer for sale in
front of the postoffice at Guinea, Va,
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Former Senator Kittrldqe M.

Sioux Falls. S. D.. April 27.-Former
Senator Kittredge, of South Dakota,
was reported to be in critical condi-
ton at Hot Springs. Ark, where he
had gone for his health. Dispatches
said that he had been unconscious for
tWenty-fOIr hours.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
ANNUAL REUNION

United Confederate Veterans. FoJ
above occasion, Southern Railway take
pleasure in announcing excursion TEX
cts will be placed on sale Msy 10, II
and Is, 1911, Washington to Little
Rock. Ark. and return at SD GO. Cor
respondingly low fares from points in
Virginia. Final return limit May q,
1911. BY depositing ticket with special
agent, Little Rock, and upon payment
of fifty cents Is .5O) tickets will be eX-
tended to June Il, 1911. Stop-overs
allowed going or returning at principal
stations.
For particulars consult agents OF
write L. S. Brown, Gen. Agt.. 7O5 18th
Street, N. W.. Washington, ID. c.
tml6
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Very respectfully.
W. G.. Hicks

To the Voters of Spotsylvania CO.:
At the request OF numerous
friends. | hereby announce myself a
candidate for the office OF sheriff OF
Spotsylvania, subject, however, to
the Democratic primary, If one be
held. / promise. If elected. to dis
charge the duties of the office with
out fear or favor and according TO
the best Of my ability.
Soliciting the honor OF your sup
port ] am,
Yours respectfully,
Carl A. Garner.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Taft and Root to Speak.

Washington. April 81 - President
Taft, French Ambassador Jusserand
and Senator Root will speak at the I'M
yelling OF the L'Enfant Memorial. at
Arlington cemetery on May p.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
DUTCH SEIZE AN ISLAND
Lower U. S. Flag and Substitute Col
nre Of hnlland

Lower U. s. Flag and Substitute Col
ors Of Holland.
Manila, p. l., April 27.-Delayed ad
vices received here vic Jolo report
that the Dutch have taken possession
Of Palmas Island, sixty miles south
east of Mindanao. lowered the United
States colore and substituted the iae
OF Holland
It is understood here that Washing
ton does not intend to protest against
the action OF the Dutch, tho United
States government regarding the isl
and as valueless.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29

Having announced myself a candl-
late for the office of sheriff, subject 10
the action of the Democratic primary
respectfully solicit your suilrag ana
pledge myself, if elected, TO conduc'
The office TO the best Of nly ability
Very rcspectfrlly,
al Roger w BoRRs.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Potomac, Fredericks-
burg and Piedmont
Railroad.
TINE TABLE No. l6.

Connections at Fredericksburg with r, y. =
o n and Maryland, Delaware and Virginia Rail-
~ %. At Orange with Soathern b. Il. and
Chesapeake A Ohio r. X.
'NOTICF-These tables sho~ the time at which
trains NAV be expected 10 arrive at or depart
from the several stations. ire time Of departure.
arrivals and connections arr not guaranteed. they
The only line to tho caaneelIorsvills and wIIisr-
a IS Battlahelds-
Eastern STANDARD Tine. Stations marked p
""S ~ n MAsTELLER. sspsrintsndsnt
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
CANDIDATES CARDS
TO THE VOTERS OF KING GEORGE
AND STAFFORD

~ IlE WI vi NAANN RA~OANNsf
AND STAFFORD
hereby announce myself as
candidate for the House of Dele
gates from the counties Of Stafford
and King George, subject TO the
Democratic primary on Sept I'm,
1911. Soliciting your suffrage !
am
Yours respectfully.
IL. Taacker Berry.
TO THE VOTERS OF KING GEORGE
hereby announce myself a can
didatc for sheriff subject to the
Democratic primary on Sept. Z. 1871
Soliciting your votes, | am
Yours respectfully,
c. W. Purks
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29

To enc voters of SpOtsylyauia coun-
-.
Felow-citizens. at the solicitation
o. many friends. hereby announce
myself candidate for the office OF
Commissioner OF Revenue for Liv-
ingston District. in this county. and
most respectfully solicit your sup
port Should it be your pleasure
to elect me to this office, shall be
grateful and promise to reward your
confidence by faithful discharge OF
che duties. This announcement is
made subject TO the action OF a
Democratic primary should one be
held
Very respectfully.
" & Hicks
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
To the Voters Of spotsylvania Co., Va

To the Voters Of Spotsylvania Co., Va.
Being urged by my friends to run for
the Office of Commissioner OF Revenue
for CORTLAND District, Spotsylvania
county. and after considering the mat
ter hereby announce myself a candi-
date for that office, and | earnestly ask
the support of my fellow voters OF
Sootsvlvania county. Should ] be elected
I prornise a faithful and impartial per-
Torrance of the duties of the Office to
the best of my ability.
Respectfully yours,
a25ltd John S. Alrich
To the voters of Spotsylyania
county:
As our present Commissioner. }. /.
Todd will not be a candidate for re-
election for the Office of Commissioner
of Revenue for CORTLAND District,
Spotsylvania county, and being urged
by a number of my friends to run for
said Office, do hereby announce myseii
a candidate for that Office. Should II
be your pleasure to elect me, ! promise
to faithfully discharge the duties OF the
office to the best of my ability:
Yours Very Respectfully,
IT A. Harris, Jr
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29

To the voters OF Caroline county: /
hereby announce myself as "A candidai,
for the House Of Delegates from the
county Of Caroline, subject TO the Dem
ocratc primary, ana respectful. a'll III
your suffrage.
Yours especially,
If 5. II. Evans.
FOR Supervisor Aqua District. stat
ford
Having been requested by my
friends. hereby announce myself e.
indicate for supervisor in Aqua
District Should I be elected /
promise "a satisfactory disposal of
d., duties Of same. considering ihe
.ounN's interest as my own
Respectfully yours.
norman Ralncs
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
Abb

To The voters Of Rappahanno Fl, dis
trict. King George county. Va Having
been requested by my friends hereby
annolnce myself candidate for super
visor in RLppahannuck district. subject
10 the action OF the Democratic primary
on 5 1T =. 1917.
Should hc elected ] promise sails
factor. disposal Of the duties Of same,
considering the county's interest AS my
own Yours respectfully,
Jesse Newton.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29

.api-lm
70 thr Voters of Spotsy lyanil COM
ty
hereby announce myself "a candl-
late for treasurer OF the county OF
,poisyl,ania 81 thc election next
All. subject To any action taken
by the Democratic party of the
county. Respectfully.
" Massey
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
To the citizens OF SpotsyNania
county

To the citizens of SpotsyNania
county
h-reby announce myself can
didate for sheriff. and II IL be your
pleasure 10 elect me to this impor-
-ant position promise TO faithfully
md impartially discharge the duties
regardless OF fear or favor. ! shall
BE- NOS; grateful for your vote. This
announcement is made subject to
he ID mocra'i primary. ii any Their
pe Yours truly,
K. NJ Waller.
70 ,hc voters Of Madison Magisterial
District In Caroline county: ! re-
spcctfully announce myself a candidate
for the office Of supervisor in Madison
Distfic'. subject to the action Of the
Democratic Primary. and respectfully
solicit the support Of the voters Of that
district Very respectfully,
Dana {. Smith.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29

Baltimore. Sharp's - Leave Baltimore
Pier 2, Light Street. weather permitting, Wednes-
lays l:30 D. m, Tor North End, White Stone.
Burhans. Burton's Whealtons Sharps.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29

Baltimore. Tappshannock-Leay Baltimore,
Pier 2 Light Street, weather permitting, Friday
l:3Ipm.. for North End, Mill Creek. White Stone,
Irvington, Weems. Millenbeck. Burhans's Bur-
toms, Urbsnna. MOnaskon. WhealtOn's, Water
View, Sharp's. TaDpahannock.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1911-04-29
TO THE VOTERS OF KING GEORGE
COUNTY.

Very respcctflIiy.
T. A. largest.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
Multiplying by Machinery.

The clerical stats OF many Of the
big insurance companies have Of late
years been considerably reduced by
the employment Of mechanical calcu-
iators. One of these. the invention Of
a German. is a compact little affair re-
sembling a music box. 1t may be
made to perform almost instantaneous
~ the most portentous sums in addi-
ton. subtraction. multiplication by
one or two factors. division. sQuaring
and cubing. 1t Is required. for in
stance. to multiply 531.975 by 924. The
first factor is set by touching the little
knobs representing 531.975. To multi
ply by the other factor you turn a
handle four times. push along a slide
one place and turn the handle twice,
then push the slide another place on
ward and push the handle nine times.
The long multiplication is now done
without a possibility Of error SO Tar
as the machine is concerned. and the
dial shows 491.544,9OO In the same
mechanical way may be done all the
other arithmetical processes.-London
Clnhn
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
WINTER SCHOOLS FOR FARMERS

Circulars have just been issued
announcing the arrangements for
Winter Schools for farmers by the
State College and Experiment Sta
ton. These schools come at time
of the year when farmers can leave
their work with the least possible
inconvenience, and are planned to
give the best and latest information
as to how to run an up-tO-date farm
or orchard so as to get the most
possible profit and pleasure out of
it. Forenoons will be devoted to
lectures on the various subjects by
the best informed men in the state;
afternoons to field, laboratory and
orchard practice work; and even
ings to illustrated lectures or library
study.
The following schools have been
arranged:
Six weeks winter school at Pull
man. Complete course in Fruit
Growing, Soil Management and
Crop Production, Farm Dairying,
Animal Production, Forestry, and
Household Management. Either of
these courses will occupy the stu
dents full time for six weeks. Spec
ial new features this year will be
farm machineryand gasoline engine
practice, poultry management. home
treatment of accidents and diseases
of farm animals, home sanitation,
good road making, and business
law for the farmer. All courses
free. No expense except room and
board. For further information,
write to Frank T. Barnard, Regis
trar, Pullman.
One week short course at Lyn-
den. Six days of timely and prac-
tical work in Soils, Dairy Work
Poultry, and Household Manage
ment. Arrangements in charge OF
c. E. Cline, Lynden.
One week short course at Cash
mere. Special work in Soils, Fruit
Growing and Marketing, Poultry
Management. Arrangements in
charge of Cashmere Commercial
Club.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Webb are now as
sisting Rev. w. l.. Straub, (pastor
of the Christian Church in series
of meetings. They have a wide
reputation as singing evangelists,
having assisted many of our best
evangelists in nearly every state of
the union. Mr.. Webb had many
years experience as a teacher OF
vocal music before entering the
evangelistic field with his wife in
1890. Together they have worked
for 81 years. The Kennewick
meeting is the 4Sth meeting for
them in the state of Washington.
They have great selection of speci-
al songs, one of which they sing at
every service. If you are fond OF
good singing attend the revival at
7:3O each evening. They can be
in Kennewick but a short time.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
Turned Il to His Advantage.

Turned Il to His Advantage.
An instance of the usefulness to
other people Of illegible handwriting
is included in the vast collection of
anecdote and fable that deals with
the writing of Horace Greeley One
compositor could never get used TO
his appalling scrawl.. and. in rage at
the continual Typographical errors"
Greeley sent note to the foreman or
dering him to discharge the man at
once. as he was too inefficient work
man to be any longer employed on the
Tribune. The foreman did it. but the
compositor got hold Of the note and
took it to another Office. where the
foreman, after much puzzling. finally
read it good and efficient workman
and long employed on the Tribune"
and promptly took him on.-London
Chronicle.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
PulIman's Little joke.

s. s. Beman, the architect. had the
most to do with the building of the
town Of Pullman. although acting on
certain suggestions from the founder
Of the colony. When plans had been
completed and the perfunctory work
Of execution was under way the archi-
tect said to the car company chief:
"Now that we are well started, Mr..
Pullman. ! want to ask you If you
have given any thought to naming the
town."
"A great DEAL" said Mr. Pullman.
Il think it is only fair that you should
have recognition. and | have decided
upon composite name that will i'm
mortalize you and myself at the same
time. We will do this by taking the
first syllable Of my name and the last
syllable Of yours. "-Chicago Post.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
Browning and q Cabm.n

The gondoliers Of Venice are am
posed to know their Tasso and Ar,osto
The following little incident leads -
the supposition that Browninr's "p,a.
to Client" may possibly be found ~
the poetic repertory Of the London
cabman: A neighbor one day saw W.
Browning alight from a hanson. m.
cabby looked at the fare In his on.n
palm with an air OF dissatisfsct,on
and. wheeling round. delivered bims.,,
or this parting shot You NAV no a
good poet, but you're a bad nov.
master Mrs. Andrew Crosse In "Rsd
Letter Days of My Life"
Light itself is great corrective A
thousand wrongs and abuses that A..
grown In darkness disappear like owl,
and bats before the light Of day.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
Revenoe.

THAT fellow cut me out in a very
underhand way"
yet you are going to the weddingY'
Eyes. I may get chance to soak
him with an old shOe."-Exchange.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
An Easy Task.

M Easy ask.
Lover tmournfully,-Have you learn
ed to love another? Flirt (who had
just broken of her engagement with
him)-Oh. no. George. didn't have
to learn. The man is very. very
wealthy. and the love came spontane-
OuSy
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1911-12-01
Tit For Tat.

He-What do you women do at your
club? She-Talk about the faults Of
you men. What do you do at yours?
He-Try to forget the faults Of you
women.-Boston Transcript