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The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
The Time.

Sometimes you have to hit man
to make him keep quiet, SO that you
can save him from drowning
"Yes. and the time to do 1t Is when
he first begins to rock the boat"
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

Sometimes girl gets confidential
and tells a man that lot of other
men have tried to kiss her. but he is.
the only one who succeeded.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
Not for Him.

willie, If you're good boy while
I'm gone. I'll bring you something"
"Ain't pa serving time now for TAX
ing bribe?"
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
Would Arrest Him Anyway.

Sergeant-'Alt! Take Murphy's
name for tallin' in the ranks.
Corporal-W'y. sergeant, e weren't
talkin'
Sergeant-Wasn't he? Well. cross
It out an put i'm in the guardroom for
deceivin' me.-Tatler.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

and in a few weeks was about the
house, well and strong again"
when Your Back Is Lame. Re-
member the Name-DOAN'S." SOC a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo. N. Y.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

hillside site can be secured for the
storage pit or tank, gravity" sys-
tenn of loading may be put in by scrap
ing out road on the lower side. that
will allow the top of the bed of the
spreader to be little below the level
of the bottom of tank
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
only Peppermint Raiser.

The only successful peppermint
raiser in the United States is said to
be Miss Mary Clark of Berrien. Mich.
She has twenty-eight acres Of the herb
and runs her own distillery. which
produces from three to four hundred
pounds Of oil every year.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

Accidents, Burns, scalds, Sproins,
Bruises, Bumps. Cuts. Wounds, all are
the inflammation and gives instant relief
Don't wait for the accident. Buy it now.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
sEn.souNp foa MoNrHs.

Hope Abandoned After PhysIcians'
Consultation.
Mrs. Enos Shearer. Yew and Wash
ington Sts.. Centralia, Wash. says:
For years I was weak and run down.
could not sleep. my limbs awelled and
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
HIs Idea.
doan

Pahson Johnsing = Riches doan
bring happiness.
Brudder White--Well, when 20
rents paid. plenty In de house to eat
an little money in de bank doan
dat spell happiness?
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
Home Of Romance.

Home Of Romance.
Spain is a realm of story and song:
We all agree to this.
But the latest sellers come along
From Indianapolis.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
ite family laxative.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
A HIt at pop.

Are you going to marry that insig
nificant little shrimp"
Mamma took a chance--why can't
IT.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

All suppression of selfishness make,
the moment great. = Lydia Mari,
Child
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
And No strona.Arm SQUAD.

The Greeks were piling into the
Wooden Horse outside the walls of
Troy.
I'VE might be called the first car
rowdies." they cried facetiously.-
Puck.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

Ten smiles for a nickle. Always buy
Red Cross. Bag Blue; have beautiful cleai
white clothes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

A man may consider himself truly
famous when he has five-cent cigars
and yellow dogs named after him
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREF

est Gold Embossed Birthday. Flower and Motto
Post Cards. beautiful colors and loveest designs.
Art Post Card Club. Isl Jackson St. Topeka. Kansas
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
human Nature.

human hsturs-
Henry, the landlord says he's go
ing TO raise the rent"
s1'll never pay IT.
Il think be wants to get rid Of u.s.
Does he7 Then, of course, I'll pay
#"
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

The shortest words sometimes carry
the most weight.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27
Produce Fine Meat.

With alfalfa PASTURE corn is the
only thing needed to produce the
finest of beef and pork
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-10-27

You may have noticed how differ
ent men are from hogs. The latter
never want to do things that are not
good to them.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
The Paris Gambling Cases.

The trials of the Paris gentlemen,
who were arrested last week on the
charge of gambling, were begun he
fore Justice Greenhalgh of Blooming
ton last Wednesday. The state was
represented by Attorney Witty of
Pocatello and the defendants by Hon.
John A Bagley.
The defendants were granted separ-
ate trials and Fred GoebePs was the
first one called. After being out
about a half hour the jury brought in
a verdict of guilty.
In the case of Joe DEMO the jury
had hard time agreeing upon vel.
diet, being out from about O'Clock
Wednesday evening until 4 O'Clock
Thursday morning. The verdict
agreed upon was guilty. The SAME
verdict was returned against R. f.
Crawford
The court assessed a fine of $25(
against each of the defendants, whC
have filed notices OF appeal to the
district court.
The case against Ezra Hoge was
dismissed and the trial Of the othel
defendants was continued until next
week
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
More Reward for the Whitneys

Gov. Carey has offered reward
of $500 each for the capture, dead or
alive, Of the bandits, Hugh and Chas.
Whitney. The outlaws are still at
large and no information has been re-
ceived as to their whereabouts, not
even rumor coming in now concern
ing them. .-..-.------=-'
p--fhfs reward added to the reward
also offered by the Oregon Short Line
brings the amount up to $4,000, while
other rewards will undoubtedly be
offered by the Bankers association
and the Indemnity company which
insures banks against burglary.
Three weeks have now elapsed since
they visite d the Cokeville bank, but
Sheriff Ward has not given up hope
that they will be caught, and we are
informed that men are still in the
field Watching for a clue.-Kemmerer
Camera.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Our Red Devil water motor is a
great success, and the simplicity of
our water motor washing machine is
a wonder. tt does the work, too.
Besides the large number Of these
machines sold here, we have shipped
several to Pocatello. We can give
you the names of many satisfied GUS
toners. Sold only at McLennan's
Hardware Store.
We will pay the market price
for your wheat and oats.-The
Sidney Stevens Implement Co.
Don't trifie with cold is good advice
for prudent men and women. 1t may
be vital in case of of a child. There il
nothing better than Chamberlain y
Cough Remedy for coughs and colds in
children. IL is safe and sure. For lie
by Modern Drug Co.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
Cupid Has Been Busy.

Last Tuesday 80 marriage licenses
were issued from the county clerk s
office in Salt Lake, the largest num-
ber ever issued in one day. Among
the young people who iourneyed to
Zion, from far and near to have the
nuptial knot adjusted, were the fol-
lowing from this county:
Ernest Sommers and Ida Sarbach
of Montpelier, Archie Bee and Fthlyn
Bateman of Bloomington, Fred &.
Kisan and Mary Burbank of Benning-
ton, John H. King and Julia Tueller
of Montpelier, John Il Robinson of
Montpelier and Lena Bienz of Bern.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
COLUMBUS DAY.

The last state Legislature set apart
Oct. IL, as ii legal holiday to be OBJ
served by the people of our state.
The day is to be known as Columbus
Day. 1t is especially desired that
the district schools of the comfy
observe this day by having approp-
riate exercises relating to the life and
influence of Columbus. The time is
short, just having received word from
the state superintendent, but / hope
the schools will try to celebrate this
day in the proper spirit.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

You are not experimenting on your
self when you take Chamberlain 8
Cough Remedy for cold az that prep
aration has Won its great reputation
and exclusive sale by its remarkable
cures OF colds, and can always be be de-
pended upon. 1t is equally valuable
for adults and children and may be
given to young children with implicit
confidence as it contains no harmful
drug. Sold by Modern Drug Co,
When in need of any liquors, wines,
domestic or eastern beer, send your
mail orders to Haggerty d Co., Coke-
vile, Wyo State quantity and
quality desired. Orders promptly
filled and satisfaction guaranteed.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Try the Cruikshank rooming house
for furnished rooms; hot and cold water;
bath in connection. Good. clean beds.
Ed Rich has resigned his position
as book-keeper at the First National
Bank. He contemplates engaging in
the mercantile business in Mont
pelier.
Mems unions in black and grey,
also full line of mems winter under
wear, gloves, mittins, shirts and caps
at H. b Whitman's.
The popular Josephine Deffry COM
pany will play a three nights en-
gagement at the Montpelier Theatre,
beginning Monday, Oct 16. New plays
will be presented each night.
It's no use to cry over 'spilled
milk" Get sack of Yellowstone
Special next time
We have solid gold set rings for 81
and up, also good weight solid gold
baby rings for 10 cents. Don't fail to
get our prices on any thing you want
in iewelry.-J. S. Chiffon.
The premium lists of the Bear Lake
county fair are now ready for distri-
button. You can secure a copy by
calling at the Examiner office or at
the office of the Paris Post.
Plenty of the Red Devil ce-
ment at the Sidney Stevens Inn
plement Co.
Mrs. Sellstrom, who has been with
her daughter Mrs. Gus Spongberg,
for some time, went to Salt Lake
Sunday to remain for while with
her son Lawrence Sellstrom.
Buy your wheat and oat sacks
of the Sidney Stevens Implement
Co.
Miss Maud Raymond, who was
operated on for appendicitis at the
Ogden hospital three weeks ago, is
getting along nicely and will be able
to return home in a few days.
Our basement counters are loaded
with underwear. hosiery, blankets
and all kind of seasonable ware at
bargain prices. b. Whitman.
Miss Julia Brennan arrived last
Monday from Saginaw, Mich, and
Twill visit for some time with her
sisters, Mesdames Poynter and Davis
and her brother, J. r. Brennan.
Mr.. A. Kelly of Pegram, died yes
terday morning, aged IS years. The
body was brought here this morning
for burial, funeral services being held
at the Second ward meeting house.
Fine wines and liquors, imported
and domestic cigars. Mail orders
given strict attention. Boomer s
Collett. Cokeville. WYo.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
Hazel Wright Wins the Plans.

\The piano contest at Preston 4
Roberts closed last Saturday night,
with Miss Hazel Wright the winner.
Considerable work was done during
the last two or three days of the con-
test by friends Of Miss Wright and
those who We're anxious to see the
public schools get the piano.
Following is the standing of the
candidates who received 10000 votes
or more:
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

It's simply amazing the way we
are selling Coles Hot Blast ranges
and heaters. You also have six other
lines to select from, at McLennan's
hardware store.
The public schools of Montpelit r
were closed last Tuesday out of re-
spect to the late Mrs. Da vid Roberts,
nee Hermoine Hart, former county
superintendent of schools. The
teachers who attended her funeral at
Bloomington were Supt. Stevenson,
Mesdames Perkins and Larsen and
Misses Stuart, Davidson and Ridd.
New Chinese laundry, second door
east Of Whitman's store. Ladies' and
gents laundry of all kinds solicited.
Quick service, first-class work, rea-
sonable prices.
Idanha lodge, knights of Pythias,
will hold a social session next Tues
day night. At the conclusion of the
regular order of business, the boys
will enjoy IA few smokes, which will
be followed by big feed. All mem
bers Of the lodge and all sojourning
Knights are cordially invited to be
present.
We are now ready to clean your
carpets, rugs, etc. with the latest
model Regina Vacuum cleaner. This
machine is larger and better than the
one we had last spring and is guaran-i
teed to do the work.-Douglas Furni-i
ture Co.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
Qt 10 O.
nnA6M.

TO BUY DRUGS BEFORE AC-
QUAINTING YOURSELF WITH
OUR VALUES.
OUR PRICES ARE ALWAYS THE
LOWEST AND WE HANDLE MOTH
ING BUT RELIABLE GOODS.
SEE OUR WINDOW DISPLAY.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
The Modern Drug Co.

Last week the G. w. d M. Co. sold
% horse power gasoline engine of
the International Harvester Co.'S
make, and a 28x46 Nichols & Shep-
herd separator to a company of Gen
eva farmers. The outfit will be de-
livered at Cokeville the last of this
week. This is the first gasoline
traction engine sold in this county
That was a welcome rain which
visited this valley during the past
week. Although it stopped thresh-
Ing for a few days, it put the ground
in good condition for plowing, fresh
ened up the pastures and ranges, and
will bring on the fall wheat in great
shape. 1t might truthfully be
termed "a million dollar rain. -
Turkey Red seed wheat for
sale. Call at Leverich's ranch,
Georgetown or at warehouse in
Montpelier.
The National Players. who come to
the Montpelier Theatre for three
nights, commencing, Monday, Oct. o
are not strangers to Montpelier
theatre-goers. On their previous en-.
+. gagements here they ''made good,
and they will doubtless play to bis
houses next week. The plays to b.
! presented are ''The Bankers Bride,
when We Were Twenty-one'' anC
"Sapho."
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Mrs. Louise Wilson, grand worthy
matron of the Order of Eastern Star,
paid an official visit to Queen Isabel
Chapter Tuesday night. The visiting
official gave AN interesting and in
structive talk on the secret work OF
the rand after the Chapter closed
dainty lunch was served.
Yellowstone Special, is high
grade, high patent -four, always sea-
soned, always on hand, always gives
satisfaction and always sold by Bren-
nan d Davis.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Judge Bulge has appointed ID H.
Roberts of Salt Lake as his official
court reporter, in the place of Dan
Hamer, who held that position for
several years Mr.. Halner is now
engaged in the practice of law in Salt
Lake He was recognized as the
best court reporter in the state, and
in fact there were but few his equal
in the west.
AS cold weather Is near AT hand
you should get your broken windows
replaced with new glass Buy your
glass at McI.ennans hardware store.
l'fhey will cut it any size you want.
The ball game which was to have
been played last Sunday between the
fats and the leans, was called off on
account of the bad weather. This
caused much disappointment among
the base ball fans, and especially
among the cleans" who We're lined
up to play, for they We're just itching
to show the flats" few pointers
about the national game. In fact,
the Leans" had all kinds of money to
wager that the flats" wouldn't get al
man to second base. 1t is to be
hoped that the game can be played
,k.A Ia ca
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
Local News
Montpelier, Idaho, Oct, 1911

All the up-to-date effects in ladies'
furnishings at Nose Lewis store.
Heating stove and go cart for sale ;
call on Fred Vogel.
Bear Lake County fair Oct. Is, II,
1s and 10.
Mrs. Robt. Gee is visiting with Salt
Lake relatives this week.
All the latest novelties in ladies'
dress trimmings at Nose Lewis store.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Ira Peterson of Nounan, last
Monday.
A new line of ladies', misses and
children's fall and winter coats at
Whitman's.
The board of county commissioners
will meet in regular session next
Monday morning.
A complete stock of barbed and
plain wire at McLennan's hardware
store.
Judge Bulge is holding conrt in
Malad this week. Court will convene
at Paris on Oct. IL.
Ladies', Misses and children's
sweater coats with aviation caps to
match at Whitmans.
John Miller of Pegram, left for
Omaha this week with his second
shipment of lambs.
Mr.. and Mrs. b. G. Proctor left
Sunday for a months visit with Mr..
Proctor's relatives in Texas.
Large assortment of wall paper,
paints, oils and varnishes at McLen-
mans hardware store.
We are selling agents for the l.. ID.
s. garment. A large stock alwas OH
hand at II. B. Whitman.
Thos. Meredith and Cuyler McAlis.
ter of Milo, Wyo., entered the Mont
pelier high school this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Aegerter are
entertaining little daughter, who
arrived at their home on Sept. 28. -
For sale, 20 head of Registered
Shropshire March rams. Call on o.
address b. Orr, Sharon, Idaho.
C. A. Bryan, one of the old anc
popular conductors on the Short Line
died at his home in Pocatello las
Sunday.
The weekly dances at the pavilion
have been changed from Friday t,
Saturday nighte, beginning with thi
week.
Good, solid cabbage at 2 cents pc
pound, picking onions, three quart
for % cents. Call on Mrs. Fran
Burya.
just received at Whitman's bi
assortment of sample hosiery fo
men, women and children. They ar
real bargains. ---..--z--=---------
FL Cruikshahk was in Blackfoo
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Miss Hazel Wright. ...... .58260O
MONTPELIER Public School,. .5O310O
Miss Melvina johnson, ........ l398OO
Miss Ora Chaffin, 138300
Ladies' of the Maccabees. .12170O
Methodist Church, $1,000
Miss Fayetta Closner, $500
Miss Edith McDermott, ... 73400
Eileen Hurley, -. ........ 6 2 0
Episcopal Church -. -. 10000
Miss Lavon Hall, l,......15 1900
Miss Florence Birch, ....... .I500O
Mrs. Hyrum Holmes, ..... $1,000
Mrs. Fergus Brown, ............ $4,000
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

James and Jesse Dunn, the mighty
hunters of Georgetown, were out on
tt headwaters of the Black foot the
past week on their annual fall hunt
for big game. These boys seldom
come home empty handed and this
time they brought in the carcass of
li,p oixnoint kill oh
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

i
Tha Bear Lake county exhibit fol
the special train, which is to visit all
the land shows in the east this fall,
was shipped to Boise last Saturday.
The exhibit consisted of fruit, vege-
fables and grain and there were some
mighty fine specimens The fruit
and vegetable exhibit consisted prin-
lcipally of apples and potatoes. Cop
les of the Bear Lake county book
let's, issued by the Short Line, were
sent with the exhibit. These will De
distributed at different land shows.
The specimens will all be labeled as
having been raised in Bear Lake
county, Idaho, at an altitude of 5000
feet above sea level. The samples of
dry farm grain will also be properly
labeled. The exhibits were pack ed
under the direction of Chas. e.
Harris, who was largely responsible
for the county being represented at
oil
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

f. L Cruikshahk was in Blackfoot
several days this week, attending the
quarterly meeting of the insane
asylum trustees.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Hello! Hello! Hello! Flour? Yes,
we have.plenty. Send up sack OF
Yellowstone Special please. What?
No thanks, don't want something
'just as good / am from Missouri.
Get in the game and order a sack
from Brennan d Davis.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Those looking for out
laws may search all fall
and winter and never re-
ceive anything for their
trouble; but those look
ing for a new fall hat or
cap can find it without
any trouble at all and be
rewarded by the satisfae-
tion of wearing anGup-to-
date, stylish, durable
article of head gear for
a very moderate price by
calling on
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

Charlie Mendleson, who is now
travelling for New York firm, was
shaking hands with Montpelier
friends several dsys the past week.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

See the new fringe, chinelle and
beaded trimmings for ladies' dresses
at Nose Lewis store. They are the
latest.
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06

\ A son was born to Mr. and Mrs. j.
j. Guheen of Blackfoot on Thursday,
Sept. 2S. Mrs. Guheen was formerly
Miss Elsie Schmit of this city. (
Montpelier examiner., 1911-10-06
The Consolidated Wagon &
Machine Co. will pay the market
price for wheat and oats.

Mr.. Thos. Williams and Mrs.
Emma Sears, both of this city, were
united in marriage in Salt Lake
Wednesday of last week.
The Marshall republican., 1911-07-20
Editors Yearly Account

An Arcola, i'll editor has kept
track OF his profits and loss dur.
ing the year and gives an invoice
OF his business at the end OF
twelve months OF ups and downs:
His experience parallels ours.
Been broke 1851 times.
Praised the public 6 times.
Told lies l,72S times.
Told the truth l time.
Missed prayer meeting So times.
Been roasted AL times.
Washed office towels 4 times.
Missed meals 0.
Mistaken for a preacher II
Mistaken for a capitalist O.
Found money 0.
Took bath 9 times.
Delinquents who paid %.
Those who did not pay 436.
Got whipped 0.
Whipped others "a times.
Cash on hands at beginning SIC.
Cash on hands at ending l5c.
The Marshall republican., 1911-07-20
Press Clippings

A Smithville man, according
to the Democrat Herald held out
a potato to a friend, asking him
If he had change for a dollar.
She enthusiastically: "Oh,
George! don't you think the great
est JOY in life is the pursuit of the
good, the true, and the beauti.
ful?" He--"You bet! That's why
I'm here tonight.
Mary" said Old Bill Shifless
to his oldest daughter, you put
on too blamed many airs" l
know it, dad" innocently replied
the blondined princess, but il is
all ! have got to put on unless
mother buys il with her chicken
money"
Clyde Times: II was so hot
last week that a hole was burned
in the awning in front OF Ems
Bros store and a bucket Of
water had to be thrown on to
extinguish the fire. Reflection
from the glass front probaly
started the fire. This is a good
item to preserve and tell your
grandchildren twenty-five years
from now.
Don't spend real money for a
barometer, remarks an exchange.
All you need to do is to beg a
ginger snap from your baker and
keep il on the porch. When it is
going to rain the cookie will get
soft and that is a sign that never
fails. When you get tired Of us.
ing II as a weather prophet, you
can scrape off the fly specks and
eat il.
Last week while we were in
the'dumps' over the hot weather
and drought il occurred to us &c
look up the Bethany Clipper fol-
something cheerful as the paper
conducts a page entitled Depart
ment Of Sunshine. The first
article we struck, and the largest
was a direful prediction OF q
continued drouth through 1912
Plenty Of sunshine" but very
little cheer in that, Sister Black,
burn.
The Marshall republican., 1911-07-20

Hardy" Green net the editor
on the square Saturday and start.
ed cyclone fashion about like this:
"I'm agin' you, Witt; I'm a Taft
man now; I'm a low Tariff
Republican: I'm a crank. etc, etc"
We were scared for a while
but on Investigation found him to
be a regular old.style Republican
the kind who believe in just
enough protection for our work
men (the difference in wages
between here and abroad) and to
protect our natural advantages for
our own benefit, which means the
farmers. miners, etc. Mr.. Green
had not read Taft's foolish
remarks about buying cheaper
yet selling at the same price. We
patched up our difference by both
agreeing to vote for Theodore
Roosevelt, If we get the chance.
The Marshall republican., 1911-07-20

THE Republicans built the
Pennsylvania Capitol at Harris.
burg for $14,0OO,O 900, and it was
a notorious graft. At ST. Paul
the reformers built a Capitol al
a cost Of SIS, 000,O 900, and il was a
graft. The national Capitol was
a graft, the Arkanas Capitol at
Little Rock was a graft, the Kan.
sas Capitol at Topeka, built on,
Of rotten limestone, has cost 81,
000, 900 and ii is only a pile Of old
unsightly stone.
THE demand for $780, 0C
for the Capitol Of Missouri is a
graft. One million dollars
honestly spent will erect the
handsomest building in the lot
plenty good enough. Of couse il
would leave nothing for tn,
automobile drivesand boulevards
and parks for the Identification
and enhancement Of abuttini
property values in that sleep,
old town Of jefferson City but i
is plenty. A vote for this $500,
900, is vote to rob the taxpayer
Of Missouri Of at least $500, 900
This graft won't carry. MARI
that"