Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-06-16
A VERY WISE
YOUNG MAN

but he was q very wise young man.
He was so wise that he had attempted
to dictate to his sister, Edith, as to
how her smiles were to be distrib-
uted.
Eyes. wish Edith were more tract
able" sighed the mother.
"Tractable!" exclaimed the son.
why. / hadn't spoken 20 words to
her when she famed up and said
needed guardian myself. I'm "a and
she is under 20 and yet she will not
take my advice. What are you going
to do with such a girl?"
I'VE will have to argue with her"
Can you argue with a girl who has
her fists doubled up? Now let's go
over the list again. There Is Waters,
who Is perfect ninny. There Ia
Thompson, who hasn't got a dollar.
There is Rush, who is a perfect sissy.
There is Alvord. who sings passabIy
we'll, but will never earn $25 a week.
There Is Clingham. who Is living on
his poor old mothers bounty. The
whole five rolled into one wouldn't
make a man and yet she keeps them
dangling around her"
Edith Somers had at least the FIVE
callers named at the, family council.
Two or three OF them hid escorted
her to the theater. Another had ia
ken her to the horse show. She had
bowed to them on the a -anue or in
the park and she had chatted and
smiled at home. What Of It? Can't
a girl do that and much more without
being In love? Her 24-year-old broth.
er Will say no. Edith Somers hadn't
yet given a thought to marriage
In his class were three different
young men Fred liked exceedingly
we'll. He invited them by turns to
run down home with him and OF
course sister Edith met them. AS far
as Fred could make out they were
simply added to the five heretofore
mentioned. He believed they we're
impressed. but just as soon as he be-
gan sounding their praises Miss Edith
began talking with the canary or
playing with the cat. When he turn
ed and began criticising them she
would 20 to the piano and strike up
ragtime.
Another family council was called.
u throw up my hands," announced
Fred in tones OF despair.
whats sho done now" meaning
Edith.
Got two more! One has been in
an insane asylum. believe. and the
other will soon get there. started to
say something to her an hour ago,
but she elevated her nose and walk
ed off"
II had five beaux at one time
myself" replied the mother. who
thought the case had not yet arrived
at the danger point.
But she's got 1e and more coming
every minute!"
But she can't care for them ALL"
But you see she'll pick out the
poorest one of the lot!
Summer opened; Fred came home
on his vacation and the trio went to a
lake resort. The dozen danglers we're
heart-broken. but Edith Somers didn't
seem a bit cast down. At the end OF
a fortnight new face appeared at
the Somers' table. Fred sized up the
stranger and said to himself:
"Homely enough to stop clock. No
fear of Edith taking to him."
And after several furtive glances
across the table Edith said to herself:
Strong. sensible. unromantic. I
might like him."
After three or four days there were
iRtroductions. The stranger was
George Wrench. mining engineer.
Mr.. French was invited to go out In
a sail boat with the trio. MFR. Fred
was "a years old and he took charge
Of the boat There was no great call
for wisdom in the managing OF a sail
boat in n gusty day. All that is need
ed is about five years experience
Ten minutes OF exhilaration and
then n gust struck her and she went
over. The wise Fred was tangled I'D
with the sail and the two ladies were
ready to go to the bottom when Mr..
French got clear OF the rope tangled
about his legs and began work He
reached out an arm for all and gath.
cred them to the overturned boat and
directed and chilled and encouraged
until the rescuer came.
y II was three months later that Fred
Somers said to his sister:
Eddie. what's become Of that civil
engineer"
"Out west. believe" was the an.
swer.
Say. now. ] was In hopes"
"Yes?"
why don't you?"
HE hasn't quite asked me to yet.
but expect he will in his next let
ter"
And you'll--?"
"Oh. run along and have me com.
mitted to private asylum! You are
"a years old and very. very wiso
young mani"