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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Klssinq Breach of Peace.

The better half Of a respected citi
zoD Of New Jersey recently had the
temerity to hale her lord and master
before the court on charge of havipg
kissed her against her will. For this
heinous offense this shameless Jersey
benedict was bonded over in 500 bail
to keep the peace. and, moreover,
was warned by the judge never again
to kiss his wife without first obtaining
her consent in due form. If he is any
kind Of a man, probably he will never
want to kiss her again.-Washington
Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Two in a Taxi
By DOROTHY DOUGLAS

There was only one taxi in sight.
Two persons made their way toward
1t from opposite sides of the street.
pennsylvania station, pleasel"
simultaneously two voices reached
The chauffeur's ears; feminine voice
on the right side and a masculine one
from the left
~he chauffeur looked from one to
the other applicant.
Guess you will have to toss for IT,"
he said good naturedly.
There can be no tossing" put in
the girl hurriedly. 81 absolutely must
catch the 6:14 train"
And am equally in a hurry"
said the man
We'll, there's rom inside for two"
suggested the chauffeur as he began
to take his seat.
The girl and the man looked across
the machine at each other with ex.
presslonless faces.
Since there is no other way--it
viii have to do" Harmony Weller
stepped into the taxi.
Il suppose It will" said David
Green as he entered from the other
side. He seated himself without ap.
parently seeing the wicker suit case
that acted as a barrier on the wide
seat.
The short trip to the station was
made In absolute silence. The girl
sat straight and looked out the cab
window so that all Green saw of her
face was the firm line of her profile.
When the taxi whirled into the sta.
tion. David Green watched the girl
lean forward and examine the regis.
ter OF fares, Thee he saw her ex.
tract half dollar. The face regis
tered GO cents and Green realized
that his companion intended to pay
half the amount Under the circum-
stances, he felt that she was taking
The right course and he remained pas
sive not attempting in any way to
break the silence.
The man and the girl stepped from
the taxi on opposite sides and each
handed the chauffeur half dollar.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

A trial package OF Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills viii be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD 4
jefferson SITS, Philadelphia, Pa. II you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi.
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laXatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grlpe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions Of the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet Of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, Indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
ailment can expect to have a clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
] had my way would prohibit the sale
of nine tenths OF the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining Of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken they en-.
rich the blood instead OF impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calpmel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing As pills,
q cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD &
Jefferson SITS. Philadelphia.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

watched her and 1t was then that he
realized the fact that the train had
been at a standstill for some fifteen
minutes.
He learned as did the other passen-
gers that a train was derailed some
few miles beyond and that further
run for the night was impossible.
They had stopped at a small vii
lage.
Green watched Harmony Weller
while she questioned the porter. A
moment later she to~k her light bag
and left the train. Green questioned
the porter in his turn and learned
| that the one hotel OF which the vii
lage boasted was within easy walking
distance.
Green sprang swiftly for his suit
case and went out into the night. lie
walked quickly until he was only a
few steps behind the girl. A few mo-
ments later they entered the small
inn from opposite sides of the
veranda
"Haye you room for tonight?"
simultaneously two voices reached
the desk clerks ears.
We've only one left In the house"
he said.
Swift color swept the girls face
and. completely unstrung, she turned
and fled to the moonlight verdnda.
Green swore under his breath then
thought quickly.
Give II to me. pleased"
He got the key none too soon. The
small office was crowding with pas
sengers from the train.
David went out the door by which
he had seen Harmony Weller make
her exit His own nerves were per-
haps no more steady than the girls.
He stood looking out over the village
streets but there was no sign of her
He went down the steps and looked
| to right and left Distracted. lie
started slowly one way and then an
other.
"David-David!"
A small voice reached his ears and
David's heart responded to It's ap-
peal. He looked about; the voice had
come from the dark end OF the hotel
veranda. David went back up the
steps three at a time and took Har-
mony Weller out of the big chair In
which she was curled and into his
arms. She was weeping and the tears
dropped on the lapels of his coat.
You've been perfect--ly-hor-rll
ito me. David"
He tightened the arm about her.
81 have only done what you asked.
dear-you told me never to speak to
you again and in order to avoid do.
ing so | was on my way to the west
you see couldn't forget you"
"And-and was o a trip to try
to forget you-Davii"
Harmony" David asked did you
happen to notice anyone in clerical
garb on that train-Tm sure you saw
him-he is very good looking man."
81 haven't noticed any man-since
you-stopped loving me-"
But ! saw him"
The meaning In David's voice was
unmistakable Harmony. head went
down on the lapels.
81 say" continued David, now that
you know | love you, wouldn't you
take some interest in seeing a good
looking MANI"
81 see one now" laughed Harmony.
but don't mind seeing a good
looking minister"
Here is your ring back" David
said as he slipped the big diamond on
her finger. "But this you can't have
until we find that minister" Hs
showed her the plain band. Where
Is your suit case. dear?"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Placed Ban on Cricket.

Until century and half ago our
great national pastime in fact figured
in the statute book as crime. The
game was declared Illegal in the time
of Edward ". owing to its having be-
come so popular as to interfere with
archery, the then sport of kings. The
law against 1t was vigorously enforced,
and every person convicted of playing
the game was fined e1O or sent to
prison. It was not until the formation
of the famous Hambledon club in l749
that the statute was repealed.-Pall
Mall Gazette.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
An UnlaureIed Hero,

Here is niche in the Hall of Fame
for Seth A. Eaton. rural mail car
rier from the Middleboro postofiice,
who, surrounded by woodland fire, his
horse lying on the ground stifled with
smoke, his own hair singed, his hat
burned and one side of his face and
hands bllstered, was still mindful Of
duty and saved the mail he was carry
ing by burying 1t in the sand, before
he fought through the line of fire to
safety Not all the heroes tread the
ttlefields.-Fall River Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Supremacy Of the Soul.

Link soul with all that is worthy,
with all that is true, with all that is
good, with all that is noble and then
when you go out into the world OF
nature you will be enabled to say, I
have walked with God upon the hills
and have seen each morn arise nsw.
bathed In light of adise.-Rev. E.
l.. Powell, Louisville.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

81 see the family dog sinking out
OF the room. What's the matter with
him?'
"Prescience. Presently there will be
a tremendous family row on"
but how did the dog know that"
"Well so to speak. his nose is
something OF storm scenter"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
James BRAID SAYS :

T., hhthlete can do himself justice if his
,hroaI uSrt' Many thousands are using daily,
Oau ana IN this country, Aliens Foot.
h,o', 'ne antlseptc powder to be shaken
III W Tl fne shoes. All the prominent Golfers
I'M iennis pinis Players at Augusta, Pinehurst
H. rum Beach got much satisfaction
hno,' ,'s use this Spring. 1t gives a rest
In 'Ss 81 ana springy feeling that makes
'2rget you have feet. Aliens Foot
the greatest comfort discovery Of
ake ana so easy to use. 1t prevents
nm 'Ss' ~, 6hsten or putting and gives rest
en >" 'ueu' tender or swollen feet. Seven
n years before the public, over 10000
S,hn,. SIh"uuhlals. Don't go on your vacation
IldOut package of Aliens Foot. Ease.
&hs,, S ,tverywhere, 25c. Don't accept any
{roe rs.''E'e, Sample sent FREE. Address,
eu . Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Miss Passay-You have saved my
life, young man. How can repay
you? How can | show my gratitude I?
Are you married?
Young Man-Yes; come and be a
cook for us.--Woman's Home Com
panion.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Prouress Of Civilization.

Lady-And did you make your con.
gregation give up cannibalism?
Missionary (suppressing a GRIM
Not quite; but after much trouble
persuaded them to u,e knives and
forks.-The Throne.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Smith tat matrimonial agents, look
ing for a wife)-From this picture
she appears as woman with a high
temper. 'Fraid we couldn't get along
together.
Agent-Thats all right, sir. With
every wife we furnish complete direc
tons for getting along with her.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Love Your Enemlea.

The call from the great teacher to
love even enemies is really call to
get acquainted with folks as they real
ly are.--Rev. A. G. Singsen. Congrega
tionalIst. Providence.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Wildly Curious.

you asked me II would have tea
or coffee" ventured the new boarder
"and said | didn't care"
"Well?' snapped the landlady.
Would you mind informing me
which this is?"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Before taking the bull by the horns
gou should complete satisfactory ar.
Pangements for letting go at the psy.
geological moment.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

You can't reform a man by sug.
sesung that he ought to be as good
es you are.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

He is happy whose circumstances
suit his temper. But he is happier
who can suit his temper to any cir
cumstance.-
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Probably there is nothing so In
sincere as the struggle between two
women to see which shall pay the car
fare.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

constipation causes and seriously arrra.
ha'eS many diseases II is thoroughly cured
II D[ Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

When laxative is needed, take the al
ways potent Garfield Tea. Composed of
Herbs.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Ungracious Drops

Stella-Did they give the bride n
shower?
Bella-Well, all her friends threw
cold water on the bridegroom.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

uarheld Tea keeps the bodily machinery
Y order; 1t regulates the digestive organs
nu oVercomes constipation.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

tIS "Insiow's Soothing syrup for Children.
nlng softens the gums, reduces innamma.
~ aAays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
Officer Falls in Verbal Conflict

fellow, you're nothing but a police
man"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

lhe love of man for his wife may
y the real thing, but 1t doesn't seem
Y interfere with his annette.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Teacher-Now, Tommy, suppose a
man gave you 800 to keep for BIN
and then died, what would you do?
Would you pray for him?
Tommy-No, sir; but | would pray
for another like him.-The United
Presbyterian.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

A bachelor is man who thinks it
wise to view matrimony from a dis.
tance.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
A Book AGENTS Order.

First Book Agent-Did you receive
an order at that house just saw you
come out Of?
Second Book Agent-Yes. was
told to git"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Charity is too often charity dis
pensed.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
For HEAnACuE-uIck. CApunINE

Whether from Colds Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's llQuid-pleasant to take-acts immedi.
ately Try It, l0c., CSC, and 90 cents at drug
stores.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old standard GROVES TASTRLEss
CHILL TONIC. You know what you arc taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing IL is simply Qunlne and Iron in taste
less form. The ,Qulnine drives out Ee malaria
and the iron builds up the system. sold by all
dealers for 30 years PT.ce so cents.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
In,nortant 10 Mothere

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

pNAANA 'hNA AAAtAN
To save and beautify the 6
teeth. remove tartar and ~
prevent decay. IN
To disinfect the mouth, de- 2
stroy disease germs, and
purify the breath. w
To keep artificial teeth and +;
bridgework clean, odorless
To remove nicotine from the te
purify the breath after smol1
To eradicate perspiration an,
odors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash know
Relieves and strengthens tired
inflamedeyes. Heals sorethroat,
and cuts. 25 and so cts. box, DIR
or by mail postpaid. Sample
THE PAXTON TOILET CO.. .Bosre
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15
A Right
Judgment
By REV. A. E. ANDRE
Pastor Of Elm Covenant Church. Minnsspolis. MINI.

TEXT-And we know that we are OF
God. and that the whole world lieth In
wickedness.--J 6. 10.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-06-15

Christ himself appeals to us. as he
did to the Jews OF old when he says
Judge not according TO the ap-
pearance. but Judge the righteous
The Holly chieftain., 1911-11-03
Secretary Of State.
Railroads Under Federal Control.

Washington.-Complete control OF
all the railroads of the country by the
Interstate Commerce Commission and
virtual elimination of the state com.
missions from such control, is fore
shadowed In an opinion handed down
by the Supreme Court OF the United
States. The court held that hereafter
all equipment used on any railroad
which is a highway of interstate com
merce, must comply with the federal
safety appliance act. In its opinion
the court held that compliance with
the federal law is compulsory on all
railroads engaged in the transportation
Of persons or freight from one state
to another. Celebrating this, 1t held
that the cars or equipment of such
roads. even II engaged In transporta-
tion within the confines Of a state,
must be considered as part and parcel
Of the road and therefore completely
under the Jurisdiction Of the federal
commission.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-11-03
THE TEA PENALTY.
a Strong Mans Experiences

Writing from = busy railroad town
the wife Of an employe OF one Of the
great roads says:
my husband is railroad man who
has been so much benefited by the use
Of Postum that he wishes me to ex-
press his thanks to you for the good
1t has done him. His waking hours
are taken up with his work, and he
has NO time to write himself.
"He has been great tea drinker
all his life and has always liked it
strong.
"Tea has. Of late years, acted on
him like morphine does upon most
people. At first 1t soothed him, but
only for an hour or so, then 1t began
to affect his nerves to such an extent
that he could not sleep at night, ana
he-would go to his work in the morn.
ing wretched and miserable from tho
loss Of rest. This condition grew con.
stantly worse, until his friends Der.
suaded him, some four months ago. to
quit tea and use Postum.
"At first he used Postum only for
breakfast. but as he liked the taste Of
1t, and it somehow seemed to do him
good. he added 1t to his evening meal,
Then. as he grew better, he began to
drink 1t for his noon meal. and now
he will drink nothing else at table.
"His condition Is so wonderfully i'm.
proved that he could not be hired to
give up Postum and 60 back to tea.
His nerves have become steady and
reliable once more, and his sleep is
easy, natural and refreshing.
He owes all this to Postum, for he
has taken no medicine and made no
other change In his diet.
"His brother, who was very nervous
from coffee-drinking. was persuaded
by US to give up the coffee and use
Postum and he also has recovered his
health and strength" Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Greek, Mich.
Read the little book, 1.-THE Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's q reason" !"
Ever read the above setterS A new
ene appears from time to time. They
arr genuine, true, aAd fall Of hunan
Interest,
The Holly chieftain., 1911-11-03
Regular
Hours for
Child's
Study and
Meals
,, vnIs ANDREWS. n. ..

nbbng food between meals should be forbidden 1t
destroys appetite the saliva nterferes with stomach
digestion.
Children should be hurried of to school in the morning with
insufficient and rapidly eaten breakfast Their appe often
venlated seeping apartment
they school for several hours without luncheon they
very i'll prepared for mental work
greater number Of children have craving
The role Of sugars furnishing energy childhood
netates the consumption Of larger proportion sugar than
required adults The craving Of children for confecton candy
the like furnishes true indication Of the actual Of
be admitted that
moasses candy only children may
them excellent food.
Simple forms Of wecooked bread puddings
be furnished dessert occasionally
Tea withheld They interfere with digestion
and make the child nervous.
much should allowed meals what
should not be iced.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-11-03
In This Fanous Pinex
Pint d Coufb Syrup :
4 Family suppiy fss soe, Saving ~
Th> susssA, Quickest Remedy vev
Ever Ussd ee Money Refunded.

a coueh remedy that avss yca e. anA
b euarsntssd to give quicker. better e
sults than anything elss, y surely wotta
tlying. And o0s trial viii shou you WY
Pfnex i nsed IN naors homes IN the U. 3.
ond Canads than any other cough remedy.
You viii b pleasantly surprised by the
vsy Il takes right hold Of cough. givins
sluaoet instant relief. Il win usually stop
~ nost obstinate, dsep peeated eosgh u
r. hours, and u unequaled Tor promps
1esults Il whooping cough. !,
A Weent bottle OF Pinex. when m1xea
With homemade sugar syrup, makes fun
pint of the best cough remedy ever used,
Easily prepared IN Eve minutes directions
~ tcsts b pleaaant-children take y
willingly. 6timnlates the appetite and .
eliehtH laxative-both excellent features.
Splendid for Group. hoarseness.. asthma,
bronchitis and other throat troubles, and
: highly .uccsskul remedy for incipient
Pinex & . special and highly concen-
tratsd compound of Norway White Pine
extract, rich in guaiacol and other natural
healing pine elements. Simply mix with
sugar syrup or strained honey, In . pint
bottle, and it 10 ready for use.
Pinex has often been initiated. but never
successfully, for nothing else will produce
the sams results. The genuine il guaran-
teed to give absolute satisfaction or money
refunded. Certi6cate of guarantee 10
wrapped In each package. Your druggist
has Pinex or will gladly get it for you.
II not, send to The Pinex Co., 234 Main
st., TT. Wayne, Ind.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-11-03
Literary Criticism.

Literary criticlsn,.
They were discussing q certain au-
thoress at dinner. and well-known
critic raised = laugh by remarking:
We'll. her hairs red. even II her books
are not"
The mild young man in the corner
made a mental note Of the sally for fu-
ture use. and at another party shortly
afterward he carefully guided the con-
versation into literary channels, Tit
Bits informs its readers. Fortunately,
some one mentioned the desired name,
and he triumphantly cried out: "Well,
she's got red hair. even II her books
haven't"
The Holly chieftain., 1911-11-03

A neat little book Of panoramic pic
lures of orchard and farm scenes in
Colorado, Utah and New Mexico has
1ust been issued by the Passenger De-
partment of the Denver 4 Rio Grande.
Its title is 1.-THE Land OF Irrigation.
and the Illustrations. which comprise
the greater part of the booklet. con-
vey an excellent idea. Of the various
fertile valleys of the Rocky Mountain
region.