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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
CONSIDERATE.

Kansas City paper tells about an Atchison woman who has to drown kit tens occasionally, but always warns the water, so the poor creatures won't be chilled No doubt, there are many kind little boys in Atchison who would be glad to relieve her of a painful duty, if she would only say the word.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The Zapatas in Mexico have been paci- fed and Presdent-elect Madero will as- suredly be inaugurated on November 5. His term promises, however, to tbe a stormy one, for Mexico has again &C., ouired the revolutionary habit.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
CONDEMNATION.

The flat they live in $ rather small
 But they are quite content And do not dread the landlords call, Cause they can pay the rent.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The players in the post-season games each got more than the average college professor gets for professing whole year. So long, however, as the professors are content no harm is done
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The young Chinese emperor cannot en- ter the ehautauqua circuit or baseball cir cles, and this country affords, we fear, no opening for him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
WHO WOULDN'T?

 She was a strong-minded woman, Her husband his orders aye took; But since he was not more than human, Quite oft to the past he would look And the gay days before he was married, When he felt quite as free as a bird And never was heckled or harried By his mate, when her anger was
 stirred.
 Beware of wind -jammers" he pondered, But only when it was too late And preacher, while all the world won
 dered,
 Had welded him there to his fate. His manner erstwhle was so sprightly And now was so humble and tame, As he sat by his ire-side nightly, You scarcely would deem him the same His bearing, at times, even naughty, Had become now sufficiently crushed And if he eer dared to be naughty, By his wife he was speedily hushed. But maybe he could have upborne if His sorrows had not had increase; He might have cen smiled at the morn if He'd known but moment of peace. His wife was a mighty reformer And marched at the head of the van; Her manners not those of a charmer, All wickedness fell meath her ban She spoke of the "cause'' with great
 fervor
 And spouted both early and late; No obstacle ever could swerve her, Or cen make her tongue hesitate. Her home was headquarters for people Whose faces were earnest and grim; Who hung placards on the church steeple And fought with great vigor and vim Poor hubby was pushed in a corner While meetings of moment were held; And his wife though he never could scorn
 her,
 Deep down in his heart he rebelled
 ISLAMITES GET BUSY '1taly thought she'd settle Turkeys hash in about two bites"
 And now?"
 'She seems to be in for a course of feteherizing."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
ISIAMJTES GET RIrsy
TRANQUILITY.

The swimming holes deserted now
 We do not weep for that; And since wee Willie's gone to sch pol,
 We have a quieter flat.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Enough money was expended on the world's series of baseball games to have bought two senatorships at Lorimer- Stephenson rates.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
TILTED.

'Is MT. Biffit believer in the uplift?" Cant say for certain, but 1 notice that he wears his cigar at a dizzy angle"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
MANY DO. HOWEVER.

The merry game of politics ..s
 Is hard enough to play, But one must learn some fancy tricks, To graft and get away.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The Wrights are simply trying to make the buzzard the emblem of aviation, and they may succeed. There are few bug zards. however, in Dayton, Ohio.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
Progress in Temperance Cause

"The temperance cause has made steady progress in the United States during the past 25 years" said J. J. Needham of Kansas City. T am not full fledged prohibitionist, although l believe in prohibiting the sale of liquor except in large cities where strict reg ulation can be enforced; but l am in clned to the opinion that the Anti Saloon league has done great deal to quicken the public conscience in the matter of temperance. What would probably do more good than anything else would be an old fashion total ab stinence crusade. I think the time is ripe for it; but I believe it would mean much for temperance if an exception were made in favor of beer. At pres ent all total abstinence pledges have beer in the same class with whisky. The consumption of beer is on the in- crease and I think the abuse of whisky would be reduced to a minimum if beer were put on d level with tea and coffee"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

President Taft told the western college students that the college yell of today is less musical than the yell of 40 years ago. Old things always seem best.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
A,ejt3oueQ
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

Please don't ask me that. I promised my wife only this morning 1 would quit saying hard things about people,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The Moroccan situation is obscured by the Chinese revolution, the Italian war and the football scrimmages.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
ZEN THOUGH.

Let's sing of life
 With cheerful vim, Fen though we're not All in the swim.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Indian summer is endeavoring to catch it's cue to come on the stage.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Secretary Wilson says that the story of his resignation was greatly exaggerated. He is still alive and well.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Doc Cooks impudence was not bit impaired by Arctic frosts.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The autumnal colors are much finer than those of the gaudy billboards.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The wooden shells of the Chinese im- perial navy did not create so much slaughter as they did graft.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
PRO AND CON.

Many a woman goes out shopping dressed in silk and enyeloped in perfume whose hard working husband hasn't had a new suit of clothes or a decent meal in five years. Yes, and many a loafer stands on the street with stinking ripe in his face, his tank full of ''booze' and his mouth full of profanity, whose hard working wife hasn't had a new dress or a kind word since she was married-Ava Enterprise.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The government is also looking into the cod storage side of the butter and egg business. It certainly needs investigation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

'fhe difference between banquet and a great deal of talk without much to eat.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
THE COUNTRY ADMIREs HIM

No Chinese revolutionist wears at any rate a pompadour.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The Franco-German negotiations are progressing and the next generation may be told all about it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Secretary Wilson's resignation from the ca binet was but a package of moth balls.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

The Chinese emperor bids fair to be thrown on cold and heartless world at a very early age.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
TOUGH LUCK.

Success on him
 Refused to wait; His only fault
 Was sleeping late.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Doc Cooks second reception in Copen- hagen was certainly very demonstrative.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

IT has come to pass that Attor-
 ney General Wickersham and the n-< Department of Justice of the Unit ed States government has bounced upon the Steel corporation and brought suit to dissolve it.
 Much of the suit is based upon the ac- quisition of the Tennessee company by the Steel corporation back in 1907. This acquisition was approved by MT. Roose- velt the then President of the United States, after 1t had been passed upon by the then existing Department of Jus lice.
 Now MT. Wickersham says that Presi- dent Roosevelt was fooled into approving the deal.
 What will MT. Roosevelt say?
 Every one who knows the ex-President Knows that he will have something to say and the country is waiting with eagerness to see the statement which he will probably make in the next issue of the Outlook
 It appears that Attorney General Wick ersham is somewhat of a politician, and while President Taft, who made him, is touring the west in an endeavor to bring back the insurgents into his fold, the att torney general is gunning for the biggest game existent in this country, in order to win the plaudits and the votes of the people who cheer for the knockers
 Only recently Judge Gary of the Steel corporation, made the statement to me that he did not believe that either the organization nor the operation of the United States Steel corporation had in any manner violated the provisions of the sherman antitrust law. Judge Gary is a good lawyer himself and has the best legal advice that America affords. The Steel corporation proposes to fight this suit to finish to maintain not only it's legal but it's moral rights.
 From the information at hand, am of the opinion that the Steel corporation will win the suit
 !. * <
 Of course the filing of this suit and the publication of the governments intentions has been of intense interest to the people of Alabama. The Steel corportaion, through its acquisition of the Tennessee company, has an investment in the Bir- mingham district of Alabama of some thing like sixty-five million dollars. It is by far the largest going concern in the soi tn and it will continue to go, operate
  predestination held by the Regular Bap- tists Arminianism, or a freewill creed, was adopted by the little group that se- la1 s,,1 Io1l ;i-o -11
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
AVOIDING DANGER.

ANOlDlNd Dfa4Npi1iN' Alas, can not cook, said she And heaved doleful sigh. T little care, my dear,' said he, Just so you do not try
 Birmingham Age-Herald. T cannot chirp an olden song" She said, and wiped her eye. He said. Love, I'm not very strong Please promise not to try"
 -Y oungstown Telegram.
 BEGGING OFF. "What is your opinion of Wig6eryT'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29
TELEPHONES
Q. HcufIR son.

o, gentle son, Upon the heat and flame of thy distem- per Sprinkle cool patience.
 Hamlet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Senator Bailey says he is no 'Injun gi7er." When he gives up a seat no string is tied to it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

MT. Tafts mileage ticket Is nearly ex- and he is turning toward his official home.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, pcstoffice as second class matter under act of Congress March 3, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

predestination held by the Regular Bap- lists. Arminiansm, or a freewill creed, was adopted by the little group that se- ceded in 17S0. They held, like the Wesley ians, that the regenerate may fall or 'backslide.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

z. E. Morgan and H. D. Oliver are the only authorized travelling repre- sentatives of The Age-Herald in its circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

President Taft told the western college students that the college yell of today is less musical than the yell of 40 years ago. old things always seem best.
  The young Chinese emperor cannot en- ter the chautauqua circuit or baseball cir cles, and this country affords, we fear, no opening for him.
  Enough money was expended on the worlds series of baseball games to have bought two senatorships at Lorlmer- Stephenson rates. The Moroccan situation is obscured by the Chinese revolution, the Italian war and the football scrimmages
  The wooden shells of the Chinese inn perial navy did not create so much slaughter as they did graft.
  Secretary Wilson says that the story of his resignation was greatly exaggerated. He is still alive and well.
  The Franco-German negotiations are progressing and the next generation may be told all about it.
  The Chinese emperor bids fair to be thrown on cold and heartless world at very early age.
  MT. Tafts mileage ticket Is nearly eX- hausted, and he is turning toward his official home. Senator Bailey says he is no 'Injun si7er." When he gives up a seat no string is tied to it. Doc Cooks second reception in Copen- hagen was certainly very demonstrative.
  cabinet was but package of moth balls.
  The autumnal colors are much finer than those of the gaudy billboards.
  Indian summer is endeavoring to catch it's cue to come on the stage Doc Cooks impotence was not a bit impaired by Arctic frosts. No Chinese revolutionist wears at any rate a pompadour.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-29

"what is your opinion of Wigsery2"'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
BASEBALL OFFICIALS TO
ACT AS PALLBEARERS

CLEVELAND. March 26.-Leading
baseball officials Will be honorary pail
bearers at the funeral Of Stanley Rob-
ison. owner of the St Louis National
League club. To be held Monday after
noon from the home of his sister-in- law.
Mrs. Frank De Haas Robson. Dean
Du Moulin of Trinity cathedral will con-
duct the Episcopal services.
The honorary paIlbcarcrS announced
are:
Thomas j. Lynch and Ban B. Johnson,
presidents OF the National and american
leagues: John +. Heyder. secretary OF
the National league: August Hermann.
chairman. and John f.. Bruce. secretary.
OF the national commission and the tol-
lowing presidents of National League
clubs: John T, Brush. New York. Charles
T. Ebhetts. Brooklyn; Barney Dreyfuss.
Pittsburg: Horace Fogcl Phtladelnhia:
Charles w. Murphy. Chicago. and W. f.
Russell Boston.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
PARK ASSOCIATION
OBTAINS FRANCHISE:
Proposes to Establish City Park,
Baseball Grounds and One
Mile Race Track.

The Murray city council has granted
the franchise asked for by the Murray
Park association. which has for its OBJ
iect the establishment of a city park.
baseball grounds and one-mile race track
Just east OF the city.
The franchise is for period OF twenty
years and provides that the acceptance
must be made within fifteen DAYS. while
the work of improving the ground 10 be
occupied must begin within sixty days.
II Is also stipulated that should the tract
not be used for the purpose specified
for the term of one year during the pc
riod covered by the franchise the agree
ment shall be void.
Within the next few DAYS the purchase
OF the grounds will b. completed and
work will start at once on an extensive
scale, The one mile track IN particular
will be splendid advertisement for Muir
ray. 1t is argued. With every objection.
able feature eliminated, the owners of
fine horses all over the country will be
attracted to Murray by the assurance OF
good. clean sport and fair treatment Of
all who participate I'm the races.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
SOUTHWEST To SEE
ITS GREATEST FIGHT
More Than 12,0G0 Will Wit.
ness Inconsistencies Bout
in oklahoma.

SAPULPA, okla, March 26.-With
prices high enough for a championship
fight. more than half Of the arena seats
already sold. and indications that 10000
paid admissions will he received before
the gates are opened, the Morris-Schrecli
Fight next Tuesday afternoon promises TO
he the greatest pugllistic event ever
witnessed in the southwest.
Sapulpa has been dubbed "thc Reno
Of the Southwest The forthcoming bat
tie is virtually tho sole topic of con-
versalion. The Rev. Jerry Jeter. pastor
Of the First NJ. T.. church (South) here.
has been preaching a series OF sermons
on "Thc White Hope
Delegations from all the principal cit
les in the country VIII attend the fight.
Several hundred women have purchased
seats. Ladies day" ut the Morris camp
was for several weeks a society event
In Sapulpa and many women here arc
eager 10 witness the giant ''hope" in
real action
Schgeck. accompanied by his manag ger.
Billy Corcoran. arrived from Pittsburg
Saturday night.
Morris has been taking his exercise in
smaller doses for several days. He goes
To bed early in the evening and sleeps
late in the morning. His work is suff-
cient to keep him in splendid condition.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
WINS HANDICAP
DESPITE |MPOsT
Meadow First Filly to Garry
145 Pounds Over Distance
and Finish First.

JUAREZ. Mex. March 26,-Meadow.
carrying the crushing impost OF las
pounds, ran a remarkable race when she
easily won the chihuahua handicap. at
LIS miles. at Terrazas park today. She
is the first tllly ever to. carry 14o pounds
over a distance OF ground and be first
past the finish. Ocean Queen cut out
the pace TO the upper turn when Meadow
moved into the lead and won by q length.
John Griffin H. made a new track roc
ord for five fIrlongs when he won the
sprint in 5S Is. which is 1-5 of a second
faster than the best previous time. Sum-
mary:
First race. selling. four furlongs-Great
Friar. los (Burns). 8 to l. won. Thistle
Rose, H. (Moleswortm. to ]. second
Damson. los (Elce), 5 TO /, third. Time,
AT 3-5. Sleeplund. Masalo, Helen john
son, FRAGILE and Tie Thomas ran.
Second race, selling. six furlongs-Gem-
nell. liz (Rooney, 4 to /. won: Argonaut,,
(Cotton), 10 to l. third Time, 1,13 3-6,
Judith Page. st. Joe. Kiasnesha IL.
Indictment, W. T. Overton and Ashwell
Third race. five furiongs-John Griffin
H., los (Ricel, to !. won; Pride OF LIS LIS
pultec. ia (Molesworth). s to, 8. third;
Time, :5S l-5. Balronia, Dr.. Sinoot and
Bobby Boyer ran.
Fourth race. Chihuahua handicap. one
and an eighth miles-Meadow, 1t5 (Moles-
wortlD. s to 8. won. Ocean Queen, 81
(Garner), to 1. second; CherIyola, 1lO
(Moore). to l. third. Time, 1853 Is,
Taboo and Helmet ran.
Fifth race selling. six furlongs-Rom-
pie, 105 (McCollough). 8 to l, won; Shot.
los (Ganz), 10 l. second, Summertine,
lOs (Glass), 20 to !: third Time. 1;lS 4,5'
Commentator, Mamie Woods. Ilzie.
Beatrice Soue. Petite Oiscau, Jim Nc,
Twicleenham ran.
Sixth race. selling. one and an eighth
miles-Round and Round los (GarDer).
s to 5, won; Hannis, los (Reynoldsl. 6
to 1. second; Lucky Nose. 10 (Moles-
worth), to ]. third. Time 1.5S As.
Buena. Bad News. Alma Boy, Smiley
Mct2ner ran.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27

forwarded from Pueblo. from Joseph
CoTey OF the Empire club OF Chicago
schmidt Is scheduled 10 leave the coun-
try Wednesday. Il match between him and
Gotch can be arranged, ard ASKING Iotch
to send his manager To Chicago ut once
with instructions as to what 10 do. To
this Gotch replied:
Impossible for Klank TO be there;
Make match under conditions NC agreed
on when ! was in Chicago
These conditions were that GotCh
agreed to wreslic anyone In The world
uackeuschmidL has 10 do to get a match
with him is to put up his end OF The
money and meet him before the Empire
club. :,
said '''Gianal;5ir'' Manager lIlant sunday night.
"Whcn the time comes, " II ever does
come, laekenschmldt in ny ny reld, opdlnon, a.
meet any man I'm the world
What Gotch Will do If he ever meets
game The American champion is ag-
gressive by nature. while tho more
stoid Russian Lion is great ,i9t OF on non onc
| action BY his exceedingly strong legs and
CRY rigid neck, The man who, under
talk takes TWO to 5nr2w Rm proSab pr fo9 forc linn" the
large end OF the purse Decided on inc Inc
amateur basis Gotch would secure iEe
decision for his agsressEye oimmai WoGh orana IIas
The rules of the latter insisting upon Q
| (all or fails. but making due allowance
| for the time IN which Il fall is secured
Mrs. Gotch Likes Zion.
Mrs, Gotch, petite; pretty and modest
Is delighted with Salt LAKE. CITY on lnis'
| her first visit "Outsjde OF Ilumboldt
la. Ia this il the best place in The world;
at least in that part of the world that
| have. seen" she declared
'''' 'NS,Iard Bean y;Il be the third man on
the mat The big match will be preceded
bv an interesting preliminary between en-
pl,,nv Keefe and Adoph Lindroos. Ioltel
Wh1''E Wl1o is in excellent condition. thinks that
he viii have little trouble in disposllng
| ~ tho former. but Lindroog believes tha'
- nnp sIny with Yolsel thirty minutes
yyith ease. Yokcl agrees TO throw both
men within thirty minutes
promoior IJcnEren says that the seats
-. oin,nst all gone but that few good
seats are left. some of which are on the
stage,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
TWENTY GAUGE SHOOTERS
ARE DOING GOOD WORK

Twenty-sauge shooters did some ex,-
celent work In the shoot at the Salt
Schuler scoring 81 out OF a possible 80
and Wallace Bransford and William
Young sc apiece. Other scores follow:
Out of q possible 50-H. :. Mills. 40;
Pay Kingsley IS; Earl Morgan. 4s; John
sharp, i6: f. J. Miller. IS; J. w Sharp.
As r. w. Gillette. AZ; c. Coolidge. 42;
Bert Baird. 30. w. p. Fowler, 40. Charles
Reilly, SO: \. W. Cowan. 3S: George
Ruthorp IS; C. Gillette. 3S; Sam VIII
Iiams. 81: ID. Hood 81, y, Muer, a5;
Smith, "a; IL. j. Bodmer. SA; Mcmillan,
So: Fl. Antrobus. ~.
Out OF possible 25-A. w. Smith. 20;
KINGSLEY 20: W. r. Benson. 81: Luke. 8.
At doubles out OF possible 24-Mor-
gan. %; Kingsley, 21; ]. N Sharp, Il;
HaIn l6
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
1871 BALL SEASON
WILL OPEN TUESDAY
Pacific Coast League Is First to
Begin and Last to
Close.
10000 GAMES SCHEDULED
Japan Universities to Give Inter
national Color to Collegiate
Baseball.
10000 GAMES SCHEDULED

NEW YORK. March 26-Ncxt Tues
day will witness the start OF the 1911 sea-
son of professional baseball games and
before the diamonds are abandoned next
fall nearly 10000 regular league contests
viii have been played. The Pacific Coast
league is the first TO begin and the last
TO close
In the seventeen days now Intervening
before the opening OF the American and
National leagues and the American asso-
citation season, all on April II two small
southern leagucs-the Cotton States and
the South Atlantic organizations-will
swing into action April 3 and April 10,
respectively.
In quick succession after the Inaugural
ton OF the big league races. April II,
the Southern. Eastern and Western
leagues open with the Central league
leagues 10 get in motion-April &c.
The Michigan State league does not be-
gin playing untl May % and is the last
OF The recognized leagues TO open. Bv
that time, the country over there will
he at least thirty professional leagues in
500 to 500 games each.
The collegiate season, less regularly
accounted for. already has begun In the
southern tier OF the northeastern states.
| The schedules of eastern colleges call for
about 500 games between now anI the
latter part OF June.
An international turn will be given col
leeiate baseball in May. when 4 team OF
pic<ed players from the Waseda and the
l<eio universities from Japan will arrive
In this country and tour both the west
and the east in return to tho compliment
TO the players OF the Orient when the
Chicago university team toured Japan
and the Philippines.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-27
SAYS FIELD IS ONE
OF BEST IN COUNTRY

With 500 feet OF the great grandstand
up and workmen busy on double shifts on
the rest OF the structure, the field at
Saltair beach for the international avia :
ton carnival 10 be held there April D
TO 10 is rapidly assuming shape and be-
fore the close OF the present week every
thing will be in readiness fol the open
ing day Of the carnival
y party consisting of the promoters and
others interested III the meet went out
TO the park in a special train Sunday
morning and made thorough inspection
OF the ground. the partially completed
grandstand and the flying field proper
r. r. Young. general manager of the
Curtiss Exhibition company, accompanied
the party and after careful study OF the
field gave out the following:
From a close inspection l am prepared
TO say that the park is one of the finest