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Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
THOUGHT SHE'D
NEVER GET UP
But Lady in Chriesman, Who Went
to Bed With This Idea, Has
Changed Her Mind.

Chriesman, Tex.-In a letter from
this place, Lille Gibson says: About
three years ago., 1 vas just entering
womanhood and was sick in bed for
nearly nine months. / took medicines
from foul doctors, but it didn't help
me. Sometimes, 1 would ache all
over, and 1 would have such a head
ache, l had to go to bed.
II was in a bad fix, and that is all
there is to it. l thought l would try
Cardui. Now I am cured of all my
troubles, and I shall praise Cardui
as long as 1 live. My sister said l
never would get well, but now 1 am
perfectly we'll, and l am thankful for
what the medicine did for me-"
Cardui is made from strictly vege-
table ingredients. 1t acts gently on
the womanly organs, stimulating them
to do their proper work, relieving pain
and restoring health.
Are you weak, tired, worn out? Do
you suffer from n of the pains Pc
culiar t. weak women? Cardui has a
record Of more than fifty years in
relieving just such troubles.
Will you try it?
N. B.-write to. Ladies' Advisory
Dept, Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat
tanoosa, Tenn, for Special instructions
and 64-pa&e book, "HOme Treatment
for Women" sent in plain ON
request.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
FRENCH BEAN COFFEE,
A HEALTHFUL DRINK

The healthiest ever; you can grow
1t in your own garden on a small
patch 10 by 10, producing SO pounds or
more Ripens in Wisconsin 80 days.
Used in great quantities in France,
Germany and all over Europe. Send
IS cents in stamps and we will mail
you a package giving full culture d.
cataIog free, or send 81 cents and get
in addition to above 10000 kernels
indispensable vegetable and flower
seeds-enough for bushels of vege-
tables and flowers. John A. Salzer
Seed Co., 1872 S. 8th St, La Crosse, Wis.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
READER CURES HIS
CONSTIPATION-TRY 1T FREE
Simple way for any family to retain h good health of all its members.

The editors Of Health Hints and
Questions and Answers" have one ques-
ton that is put to them more often than
any other, and which, strangely enough,
they find the most difficult to answer.
That is How can I cure my constipa-
tion?"
DR.. Caldwell. an eminent specialist in
diseases Of the stomach, liver and bowels
has looked the whole field over, has prac-
tised the speciality for forty years and is
convinced that the ingredients contained
in what is called DR.. CaIdwelrs Syrup
Pepsin has the best claim to attention
from constipated people.
Its success in the cure of stubborn con-
stipatfUn has done much to displace the
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

use Of salts, waters. strong cathartics
and such things; syrup Pepsln, by train
again do their work naturally, and with
its tonic ingredients strengthening the
nerves, brings about a lasting cure.
Among it's strongest supporters are Mr..
John Graveline of 90 Milwaukee Ave-.
Detroit. Mich, Mr.. J.. A. Vernon Of Okla
hOma City and thousands of others. It
can be obtained of any druggist at fifty
cents and one dollar a bottle. or If you
can be obtained by writing the doctor.
For the free sample address DR.. w. B.
Caldwell. POI Caldwell building, Month
cello. Ill.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
Very Tortuous Indeed.

The late Hugh J. Grant OF New
York once talked at a political ban
quet, about a noted corporation law
yer. =
ooh, yes, he's a grand mind" he
said. "a grand legal mind. He's got
the most tortuous mind in America"
Mr.. Grant shook his head.
"a tortuous mind indeed he re-
peated. why, if he swallowed a
nail, he'd bring up a screw"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
The Scorcher's Fate.

The Cannibal King-See here, what
was that dish you served up at lunch?
The Cook-Stewed cyclist, your ma
jesty.
The Cannibal King-It tasted very
burnt.
The Cook-Well, he was scorching
when we caught him, our majesty
Sketch.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
piuuinu Spruce Gum.

There will be a crusade in spruce
gum digging in the Maine woods this
winter. About twenty men will leave
Skowhegan within a short time to be-
gin gum digging operations near Jack
man. Gum has grown scarce in the
last few years and the demand is so
great that it has become a business to
many Maine men. Last year James
Carey, Frank Croning and Joe Cass
dug 1900 pounds and sold it all in
Maine. 1t is estimated hat from So
900 to 100000 pounds will be dug this
season.-Kennebec CMe.) Journal.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
Cures Through the Blood
Illness at the Zoo

Illness at the Zoo.
An unexpected result of the Portu-
guese revolution was the indisposition
of the animals at the Lisbon 2oologi-
cal gardens. They all became i'll, hav-
ing been so alarmed by the lombard
ment that they refused to eat and
drink.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty disagreeable. You will be sur
prised to see how quickly Hamlins Wizard
night, that's all.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
Naturally.

Does YOU husband go in for golf?"
asks the caller.
NO" she answers. He goes out
for it.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy
Cures Coughs. Colds, Group and Whooping
Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
druggists, 25c, soc and s1.OO per bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
Careful Man.

"Pretty careful, is he?"
pretty careful. He left a partly
smoked cigar in my Office the other
day, and a little later sent his clerk
around after it."
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

V & Die Com
pound and Sanative
Wash have done me.
l live on a farm AND
have worked very
hard. l am forty
five e a old, and
am the mother Of
thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that l am
not broken down
with hard work and
fhn 90 70 IF nv 20 ~
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

When the millennium comes there
will be schools to which janitors and
railway porters will be sent to learn
something about ventilation
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELRsS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in a taste-
less form. The Quininc drives out the malaria
and, the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for so years. Price so cents
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Young Friend-What's this? A so
horsepower?
Motorist-Oh, no! It's only a ~.
You might judge by the size.
Young Friend-I went by the
strength of the smell!
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inf1amma.
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, CSC a bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. Constipation is the cause of many
diseases. Cure the cause and you cure
the disease. Easy to take.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Some men borrow trouble and some
buy it by the bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

A woman's idea of a great financiel
is a man who can straighten out heI
expense account.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
PILES CERF

PILES CURED IN g TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO
MENT fails to cure any case Of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or ProtrudinR Piles in 6 TO Ia days. SOC.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

The life absolutely sincere to the
best it knows is the best sermon n
a preach.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

TO CURE A COLI IN ONE DAY
DEuEgists refund money If il fails to cure. E.. ".
GROVES signature is on each box. Csc.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10
OWES
HER
HEALTH
To Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Scottville, Mich.-"I want to tell
you how much good LydiaE E. Pinkham's
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Itch Cured In 80 Minutes by WOOlford'A
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES fails. At
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Love making Is one kind of cold
weather picnic.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Most concerts are all right, if there
are no cats in them.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-02-10

Even a stingy man loosens up when
asked for advice.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-24
In triunfo del fe1ninisnno
UNA M|UJER DIPUTADO.

I'm telegrama de Cristian1a nos comu-
nica i'm hecho que ha de alentar todos
los partidarios del feminismo. En- ell
Sthorting Camara de diputados de
Noruega sc sent6 La primera muier que
ha sido elegida representante de su pals.
AL entrar la diputada en- ell salon, todos
srs colegas Sc pusieron en- pie y ell pre-
sidente pronunci0 la siguiente alocu-
ci0n:
"Respetables diputados: Este II de
Mario es un dla memorable en- la his
toria de nuestro pals, porque es esta la
primera vez que nega una mujer como
representante del pueblo al Sthorting.
Ell hecho sera, sin duda, muy notado,
aun cuando la opinion este muy divi-
dlda acerca de Ia mayor menOr opor-
tunidad de esta importante reforma.
Por mi parte estoy, sin embargo, con-
vencido de que las futuras generaciones
reconOceran que esta reforma es tai
que hara honor "a nuestro pals y contri-
buye y ha de contribuir todavia mas en-
10 future al desarrollo pol1tico de nues-
ira naci0n'
Una vez la session terminada, la nue.
wa diputada, Snta. Rogstad, declar6 a
los periodistas que Sc sent1a muy emo
cionada por la amable acogida que Sc
la hab1a hecho. ~~Ha recibido ademas
cartas y telegramas de felicitaei6n, ex-
pedidos desde poblaciones de Europa y
! America
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-24
Aventuras de- "T eresita'

Ed el ultimO vapor de America ha
regresado la Coruna, un personaiillo
de tai 1ndole que sobre el pesan deere
tos de expulsion de la Argentina, Chile,
Bolivia y otra Rep1blicas, Llamase Ig-
nacio r., tiene treinta amos, y Sc lie CO.
noce por Ell apodo de 'tTeresita."
Su historic podr1a llenar muchos to-
mos, y dejar1a tamaf1as 4 las mas fa-
mosas de corruption de costumbres.
Sc lie conoc1a en- su primera iuventud
por inclinaciones que no trataba de di-
simular; y I'm dla tlrvo que embarcarse
para tierras lejanas, donde no le amena-
Ease tan peligrosa popularidad
En- Chile Sc desarroll6 el primer ca
p1tulo de sus aventuras.
Siempre disfrazado de muier, con ira
jes elegantlsimos, di6se tai mana que
algunos acaudalados personajes polfticos
MO vieron Inconvenience en- acompanar-
lie Ell carruaje por los paseos y en- ell pal
co en- los teatros. Dlcese que hasta hui
bO una crisis, verdaderamente F'orien-
tal'' y que ''Teresita tuvo que salir
buen paso de la Republiea chilena.
Cay0 sobre la Argentina y ALI sc des-
bord6. Habla reunido I'm capital y pu-
doinstalarse con sllntuosidad en- un piso
de la calle de Belgrano, de Buenos
Aires. Empezo dar saraos magnifcos
a los que concurr1an muclpas Y distin-
guidas personalidades Recib1a magn1-
ficamente ataviado y perfumado, y So
bre su busto sollan fulgurar joyas So
berbias, regalos de personajes de la ban.
| ca 8 la polltica. Ell gobierno tuvo, al
fin, que intervenir, "Teresita" salit
para otra parte, de la noshe a la malta
| ma.
Ha salido vestido de muier Y con
falda-pantal6n, por cierto. Sin duda en-
La traves1a ha pasado por mujer.
Sc supone que estas horas va ca
mino de Madrid con amino de tentar
fortuna.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-24

Almarcnes g>nerales de deposit
H.. =. >l,,in. ar San Juan, K. IL.
!. =. SILVA
oublico Edfco construido de
le del 'Como'' los
e>tac0n del Ferr-arril
meraoc.a fuo dp6to quncena
iosde 1afa,
oo depa1o asegu resgos incendo mas uer
de SECURES.
las intemas pueden depotarse in
del macen bulto durane
pagarn eo reeportado fu de la
o3 de dep6Io expiden obtne dnero neres
n6lco por e / plazo dure ell dep6s
mbliaro oetos
eS onandos domcio propto
neceten dejar
consu muebie coriendo riesg@
Sc amen todos cto venddo
de 1AutOr1ad
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-04-24
!. =. = Z = W G.

odo 10 depositado asegura contra riesgos de IN
;'ompaillas de Segucos.
The bee., 1911-11-03
UpbuiIdlns Athletics.

ga mans limbs, like his men,
tai faculties, reach their highest
capacity through use. The young
lambs that gambol in the mead
.ow, or the puppy that capers to
the despair of its master are fol-
lowing nature's rule and build,
ing up their bodies. We must
have exercise in some form, or
we shall pay the penalty sooner
or later. Joseph Chamberlain,
one of the biggest men in Brit
ish politics, boasted that he Dev-
er took exercise, he didn't need
it; his longest walk was across
the pavement TO a waiting cab.
But mark the result; in the
midst of an important campaign
at a time when his party needed
him most, when the success or
failure of his vast plans depend
ed,upon the degree of personal
attention he could give. them, he
broke down utterly aud had to
retire from public life a helpless,
hopeless invalid. Compare this
with Gladstone, who at eighty
five, used to hew trees on his es-
tate, and you get the idea of
what physical exercise means for
a man that will use it sanely."
The bee., 1911-11-03
A Texas Wonder

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and cures diabetes, weak and lame
backs, rheumatism, and all irregu-
larities of bladder troubles, remov-
ing gravel, the kidneys and bladder
i1 both men and women; Regulates
sold by your druggists will be seut
by mail on receipt of $1.00. One
small bottle is two months treat
ment and seldom fails to perfect q
cure. Send for testimonials from
KY. and other states. DIR. E. w.
Hall, 1925 Olive street, st. Louis,
Mo. Sold by druggists.y
The bee., 1911-11-03
phIIlIna nn Ma4rI..nnv

The late David Graham Phillips had.
IKE many bachelors. q cynical view
of matrimony. Mr.. Phillips, at Q re-
union Of Princeton's class of 81. at
the Princeton club. said of marriage:
~The Persians have a proverb that
every young man should consider well
before proposing. II runs: He that
Ventureth on matrimony is like unto
one who thrusteth bis hand into a
sack containing many thousands of
serpents and one eel Yet, II the
prophet so will It. he may draw forth
|ns COL ,>~s---- -. sr,aAsss
The bee., 1911-11-03
CITY DIRECTORY.

Mayor-H. @. Bourland.
Police Judge-A. j. Bennett.
Chief of Police-Wm. Bradley.
Night Chlef-J n. Handy.
Tax Assessor. H. Corbitt.
City Clerk-Paul p. Price.
Treasurer-Frank B. Arnold. :
City Physician-W. K. Nisbeb.
City Engineer-R. K. Whipher.
Street Commissioner--Robt. Wood
Councilmen-Jno. b, Atkinson
Madison Oldham, f. ID. Rash, Geo
@. Atkinson, Thos. Blair, @. M
Henry. Meeting night first Monday
night in each month.
School Trustee--Paul M. Moore
Board of Health-Ed M. Traherr
G. Gilbert King and Curtis B. John
son, M. ID.
Postmaster-Chas. Cowell.
The bee., 1911-11-03
The Rent sheepaIkIn.

The president Of college near Bos-
ton tells me that he received today q
letter, the writer OF which. a graduate.
asked for a second diploma He said
that he had been engaged but that
he and the lady Of his choice had q
falling out The lady showed her dis
pleasure by tearing his diploma into
bits. Il am afraid" said the presi-
dent ''he win have to 60 through life
minus his diploma, but with a certified
copy."-Boston Record.
The bee., 1911-11-03
PassIno Of the Label.

Suit cases and trunks OF returning
travellers are pasted over this year
with relatively few OF the hotel labels
which have long been the particular
pride Of tourists. Tne reason given
is that the European hotels proprie-
tors are now abandoning the baggage
label as form Of advertisement, in
favor of picture cards, With which
they supply their guests.-Youth's
Companion.
The bee., 1911-11-03
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear, Thers is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitution
al remedies. Deafness is caused by an in6amed
condition Of the mucous lining OF the Eustachisn
Tube. When ,his tube Is inAamed yon save a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when
it is entirely closed, deafness is tbs result and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out and
this tupe restored is i,s normal condition. hearing
will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an
inAamed condition of the mucous surface.
We will give One Hundred Dollart for any case
Of deafness tcaused by cstarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls cararrh Cure. Send for circu-
ars, free.
FL. DHRNEY CO., Toledo. C.
Sold by Druggists, IS.
Take Halls Family Pills for constitution
The bee., 1911-11-03
If a poll tax does a finger nail?
coachman Had to Earn eequest.

coachman Had to Earn 5equest.
A quaint paragraph appears in the
will of Mrs. Julie Hall, Of Brighton,
England. At the reading Of the will
the other day 1t was found that she
had bequeathed e100 to her coach.
man, provided he Is in her service at
her death, and III do not die
through or from the effects Of car
Rage accident when he is the driver"
The bee., 1911-11-03
on M, RIsht Ro.d.-"Maybe we

On The Right Rosd.-"Maybe. we
shall save them yet," said the
first missionary, "if"-He broke
off with shudder as the canni-
bal chef put the kettle on and
began whetting his knife.
IF wbat?" asked the second
missionary sadly.
"If the road to a mans soul
lies in the same direction as the
road to his heart--through his
stomach"
The bee., 1911-11-03
If Horace lode to Virgil, "
whom did Cicero?
A Mail Carriers Load

Seems heavier when he has weak
back and kidney trouble. Fred Due
hren, Mail Carrier at Atchison, Kan
sas says: II have beeu bothered
with kidney and bladder trouble
and had a severe pain across my
back. Whenever I carried a heavy
load Of mail, my kidney trouble in
creased. Sometimes ago, 1 started
taking Foley kidney Pills and since
taking them / have gotten entirely
rid of all my kidney trouble and rid
of all my kidney trouble and am as
sound now as ever" Foley Kidney
Pills are tonic In action, and quick
in results. Try them.
The bee., 1911-11-03
How He Voted.

At church court pastor had TO
vote on delicate question. Either
way would estrange some Of his flock.
30 he voted mon hquit," which 10
equivalent to asking TO be excused.
The next day q country delegate was
asked how this pastor had voted on
tho vexed question. He said: The
man did not seem pleased. In fact
he voted that he did not like Il"
The bee., 1911-11-03
LODGES.

GODGES.
Masonic Lodge-E. w. Turner,
No. 648 meets 1st. and 3rd. Fridays
in each month.
e. j. PHILLIPS, Sec.
Victoria Lodge, No. "a, X. of p.
meets every Monday night. Visit
ERNEST NEWTON,
X. of r. and s.
Hopkins Lodge, A. o. u. w. No,
66l meets every Thursday night.
Y.Q. WALKER, Sec.
I Golden Cross Lodge, Darlington,
No. 626 meets lst. and 3rd, Saturday
night in each month.
MRS. BERTHA UMsTEAD, Sec.
Degree of Honor, No. 10 meets 2nd
and. 4th Saturday nights In each
month, MISS LIZZIE HUFF, Sec.
Ben Hur Lodge, darlington
Court, No. 90, meets every lst and
Srd Monday night at old Masonic
Hall. DR. Q. b. JOHNSON, Scribe.
Standwaite, Tribe No. 81, Red Men
meets every Friday sleep.
HARRY LONG, q. Of r.
Woodmen of the World, Catalpa
Camp No. 80l meets every Wednes-
day night. All members are ear
nestly requested to be there.
q. s. CRENsHAw, Clerk,
Modern Woodmen Of the World.
No. 1892 meets every Wednesday.
Y. @. WALKER, Sec.
Elks, B. P. o. No. 738 meets at
Madisonville Monday night.
b. N. GORDON, Exalted Ruler.
Roy s. WILSON, Secretary.
Darlington Chapter, u. ID. O.,
meets lst Thursday In each month
at 2:30 p. m.
MRS. KATE WITHERs, Pres.
Knights and Ladies of Security
will meet every second and fourth
Monday nights. Visiting members
invited to attend.
9. S. CRENsHAw, Clerk.
Visiting members are cordially
invited to attend any of these
Lodges
The bee., 1911-11-03
Apt Description Of bIcot.

The celebrated John Foster thus DE-
scribed bigot: He sees religion.
not as !. sphere. but as q line. and Il 70
q line In which he IL moving He is
like an American buffslo-sees right
forward, but nothing to the right or
left He would not perceive legion
OF angels or devils at q distance Of
ten yards on the enc side or the 9th
er."
The bee., 1911-11-03
aIaaa naada In pemand.

There has recently sprung up sud
den demand for glass beads. They are
used for beautifying costumes for
women, for interior house decorating
and a variety Of other purposeA
The bee., 1911-11-03
Where Honesty predomInst.,

The most honest persons in the
world are said to be residents of the
vicinity Of Ticino. in Switzerland.
They will not touch anything which
is not their own except to care for
IT. and lost articles are generally al
lowed to remain. where found or In
the immediate vicinity. awaiting the
return Of the owner.
The bee., 1911-11-03
new taea IN judicial Lore.

The suggestion of a French Judge.
who presided at u breach OF promise
suit has aroused the interest Of Amer
lean men and women. The suggestion
Is that when young people become en-
gagged an agreement to marry should
be drawn up with clause providing
damages II It IL broken.
The bee., 1911-11-03
Young NJ an! Young womanl

II you want q good business edu-
cation and good position, attend
an institution Endorsed by business
men-Draughon's, famous for train
ing young men and woman. For cat =
alogue, address Draughon's Practi-
cal Business College,. Nashville
Tenn, or Paducab, Ky. or Evans
vile, Ind, or Washington. d. @.
The bee., 1911-11-03

Owe rdoing It--"This is the fourth
season l have met you at this
watering place, Miss Brown, and
every time you appear ten years
Younger.n
The bee., 1911-11-03

Au RevoIr.-If you are feeling
downhearted, tell your story to a
fat man and get HIM to crying
about it. If the tears rolling
down his vast expanse of cheek
fail to make you laugh, you know
where the river is.
The bee., 1911-11-03

The Modern Kind. -" "Oook, did
you stay long at your last placer"
81 never stays nowhere. long
enough to be discharged. I's
one of these here fireless cook
ers ~
The bee., 1911-11-03
BARGAIN DAY
FOR THE BEE
Every Saturday From Now Until
the End Of Auto Con-
test The Bee
WILL GIVE NINE THOUSAND VOTES

The Bee has decided to make ev-
cry Saturday q bargain day and
from now until the end of the
automobile contest will give 5000
votes for every new subscriber and
5000 for everv renewal secured on
Saturday. If you want to win the
81 800 auto get busy for the Semi
Weekly Bee.
The bee., 1911-11-03

Reason Enough. = Miss Angel
Smith, teaching Biology class,
"Clarence, why does the giraffe
have such long neck?"
Clarence, after some thought,
"Because its head is so far from
its body"
The bee., 1911-11-03

Force Of Habit. - The telephone
girl was on her vacation and flsh-
ing. Some one in, another boat
called "Hellc." Just then she
got bite, Lines busy" She
answered.
The bee., 1911-11-03
Powers Wanted.

-As q rule. men nabitpaIly use only
a small part OF the powers which they
actually possess. and which they might
use under appropriate conditions."-
William James
The bee., 1911-11-03
Al da undarstood II

A Chinese boy. who was learning
English. came across the passage in
his Testament. I'VE have piped unto
you. and ye have not danced" rem.
dered 1t thus: I'VE have toot. toot
70 you, what the matter you no jump"
The bee., 1911-11-03
Most Valuable Possession.

/ am much disposed, the longer I
live. to set less value upon mere clev.
erness. and to think that the power OF
endurance. with persistence, is the
most valuable of alL-Huxley.
The bee., 1911-11-03
Worry Don', Helm.

There is no crying need to wor~-
about the future of snyone-men
carve their own way to undying Fame
or sink into Oblivion despite wh-'
We may say In praise or blame