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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
Thought There Was an Involvement

The man with the confident air
walked into the tobacco department Of
the big store, called the manager TO
one side and whispered;
I've come in to get the prize but
] don't want anybody to know it"
''Prize2 What PRICE
Why, my wife gave me smoking
set for Christmas. and I've used il ev-
cry evening since then. Don't yoa
give a fellow some kind of a reward
for that"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05

There always seems to be a great
deal of chatter wherever Mr.. Duhl
sits. and yet he hardly gets in a word
edgewise."
Yes. everybody talks at once so
he'll not get chance to tell any Of
his old stories
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
Al Once

And what effect did the organiza-
ton of the union have upon your bust
ness?" asks the sociologist of the
manufacturer
"A striking effect" replies the mag
nate. The men staid out until We
gave them the wages they demanded"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
Spotted.

Boss. I've just come out of tbs
hospital an"
WHAT"
1--WE just come out of hospital
an"
II was in a hospital once"
We'll, then you know"
81 know they give the patients
bath oftenor than once a year"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
The clnsA Nnte.

did you regard that close vote in
nv favor as a vindication? asked one
statesman.
Not exactly" replied the other. Il
should rather call it narrow escape"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
Truth In a Nutshell.

AS Puck said, What fools these NOR
tails bel" II there were no fools there
would be no rogues. just as If there
was no filth there would be no flies.
and IL there we're no swamps there
would be no mosquitoes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
An overwlse Town,

I see where a man tried in vain to
sell a gold brick in New York for S14."
'Ha, ha!"
And won his bet. The brick was
real gold"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
Making His First Marx.

Well. young Doctor SAcer has
made his mark already. hasn't hs?-
"Yes-did II on his first case Great
work, What did be dor" "yao
cinated him
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-04-05
For Contemplation.

You know you are not what others
think you are, but do you think you
are what others think you think you
Rres
ThIG--G Is<>NH
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
BOWLING WONT ACCEPT IT.
New York Justios shiss At OFFER Of
Senatorial honora.

New York Justice shiss At Offer Of
Senatorial henors.
Albany. N. Y, March 31.-By calling
upon the Republicans In the legislature
to vots for IN independent Democrat
for United States senator; William
Barnes, Jr., Republican state chair
man. caused a sensation In Democratic
circles and brought about an immedi-
ate and protracted telephone confer
ence between Charles f. Murphy In
New York and the Tammany leaders
In Albany.
Justice VI Bowling. who is Murphy's
first choice for senatorial honor-he
is on the insursents' list and II agree
ably acceptable-sent word that he
would not accept the nomination. but
the Democratic leaders are using all
their persuasion and influence to get
him to reconsider.
With Justice Bowling eliminated It
10 stated IN the highest authority that
Herman Ridder IL second choice 20 far
as Murphy il concerned. Following
the announcement Of the insurgents
that II no man acceptable to them
were selected BY Murphy by Monday
they would make IN alliance with the
Republicans, there . q strong belief
that the Republicans may to-day John
with the Democrats and vote for some
man like John d. Herman or Martin
w. Littlefon. for both Of whom the
Insurgents have been voting
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
ONE CENT A W0RB
ZOE rHn pHoroaRAPHER.

Films developed: Six exposures, 10c
Prints, 2Ax3A, Be; 2Hx4h, 314x3h
3Kx4H, 4c; 3Ax57a, AXIS, postais, &c
each.
James L. Braidwood, 27s High st.
Perth Amboy, N. ;. Sole agents fol-
John N. Isehrs, Woodbridge, N. J.
high-grade printing, developing and en-
larging for amateur photographers.
I9~e60-3+25-1yr.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
ROOMS TO LET.

Flat to Lst--six rooms and bath. an
improvements. Inquire 2l9 Madison
Ave. iyeUl-5+ol-ob
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
MISCELLANEOUS.

Bfds-Wn be received until May Let
for the two-story frame slate rooted
barn and buildings adjoining on rear
of property at 213 High st. Owner re-
erves the right to reject any o. all
bids. Buildings to be removed with
in 70 DAVIS. 19790-3-31-41-7-6
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET.

FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET.
Furnished Room--And board. Al
improvements. 275 Smith st.
ls7S1-3-31-2t
Furnished Rooms-An improvements.
Private family. Fine locality. 1884
Smith st. $500 per week.
le7sl-3-sl.tf
Rooms-For Housekeeping. partly fur
nished. Inquire at 292 High St.
197o7-331.3t
20 -slEuraished front room with or
without board. EOS Market street.
1g~796-3-31-2t
Furnished Room 70 Lsf-Ai Improve
ments. Private family. Inquire
News Office. I~97273-20z3t
Boarders Wanted-Farnished rooms. All
improvements. Private family. 267
Mcclellan st. Tel. 565-R.
1Sg36-2-25-tf
70 Let-Two front ROOMS with board
s2s High St. l42a4-8.28-tf
HELP W-ANTED-FEMALE.
wanted--Nurse girl Il or Is years Of
age. Must come recommended. APP
ply mornings. 235 Water St.
19so2-3-s1-tf
Wanted-Girl, IA yours old to assist
with homework. Apply 108 Ksar-
ny Ave. l9760-3-3052t
wanted-Girl For general homework.
Must sleep at home. Inquire Even
ing News, l~96s5-s-27tf
Wanted-Woman to do cleaning IN Of
fee building. Address ri. r. B.,
care News. 19730-3-39-3t
wanted-Young girl. Apply 145-A
Smith st. 19S03-3s31-2t
HOUSES TO LET.
For Rent-House with improvements.
I22 Madison Ave. $1,000 q month.
| Apply Robbins Lumber Yard, or no
SITUATION WANTs-FEMALE
wantod-A position at Homework In
small family. NJ. d, care News.
1s8o4sssa1rlt
Situation Wanted-By Swedish young
man AZ useful man around the house
and garden 100 Gordon ST. 3-3is8t
| Woman-Wants to do washing aud
ironing ct her home. Inquire Mrs,
Frark Soldas, ESQ Market st.
3-30s3t
AFFIXED ANDERSON.
rarquef FIeOrH.
25T Broadway, To~ttenvtl1e, N. Y.
Estimates cheerfuI1y furnished. Scrap
ing. Rehntshfng, old floors made like
-a~p Jester fsupS Invisible Casters
Established 1903. Tel. TAI. Tottenvilie
MONEY 10 LOAN.
Money to Loau--On bond and mort
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

xvv ySs .~us. xurs.-Whatf Simmer .
Butternut Bread. Health and strength
in every slice. At all stores, Sc.
l-11-tf-m WIS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

To Let-store corner Neville st. and
Amhoy Ave. Inquire 603 Amboy
Ave. 19246.3-lI-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
STORES TO LET.

btore to Let-And 5 rooms. Inquire
443 Amboy Ave. 1878 3-39-4t
To Let-Spaeious large store on Ho-
bart ST., nsar Smith. Inquire No.
1877 Smith st. Jos, Christ, Jr., 4 Co.
Ig496-3-20-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Stmme1's Butter Nut Breeds but
one qnalify-the best; the best bread
made, suits the hard-to-plsase. sc, a loaf
| everywhere. 4.14M&F
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
LOST.

Los5-f'ema}e collie about 5 months
old. yellow with white collar
around neck. Reward If returned TO
1882 Oak st. 1e79s-3-31-1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Wantad--Good man around so to look
after u business in unoccupied ter
territory. Permanent paying position.
Burr Nurseries, Manchester, Conn.
l9778-a-3I-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

For sale-House and lot on Main street
Woodbridge. Eight rooms, all i'm
provements. Lot 50x150. Also for
rent, furnished for the season. Address
L. B. o. Box 563 Woodbridge, N. J.
1g724-3-pg-6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

VIM. H. Burbank, painter ara paper
hanger, has moved from s Smith St..
to 385 Washington street.
1ascc o or IA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

STORAGE WAREHOUSE. !
Storage Warehouse - Best facilities,
clean. airy, locked rooms for furni-
ture and pianos. 900 mp. Albert
Leon. 1874 Smith street, 57a-3e1.tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

70 Let-4 rooms With IMPROVEMENTS, as
ATS Hall Ave. Rent $500. Inquire
Meyer Karkus.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Wardell's Repair shop-75la Smith st.
Umbrellas, Dolls, Oil Stoves, Guns
and Revolvers, repaired. Also Scissors
ground. 1a4s7- a-2o-1mo
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Flat to Let-AI Improvements, gAsy
electric and steam heat. Inquire 443
Arnboy Ave. lB752s5-2S-4l
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Sewing DISQUALIFICATION and
cash register !, At A Jensen's =. 33e
state street. 16443-11.15.tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Headquarters for Edison-Ana VICTOR
machines and records; the only place
you . ge.a complete selection Of
popular as well as operate records.
Machines sold on .lsy terms. Zellman's
a~a7s.3-la.tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Flat TO Lst-3 rooms, improvements.
Inquire AS M~attano place, upstairs.
1g777-3-31-6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

long. il horse power engine. Speed
Rutherford St, Railway, N. j..
1Q41a-a.l7I2 25.25-31-4.1
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
HELP D

6alesman-Energetie, wideawake man
ager and salesman for our products
in Perth Amboy and vicinity. Ad-
dress with bank or business reference,
IDiagraph Company, Drury Bldg, Phil
adelphia, Pa. i9792-5.a1-1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

improvements. 273 Smith st.
1~9781-3-31-2t
Furnished Rooms-An improvements.
Private family. Fine locality. 1884
Smith st. $500 per week.
1A7Q1-a-Al.tf 4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

R~ooms-For housekeeping, partly fur
nished. Inquire at 292 High St.
10~7p7-331-St
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Elegant six-room fatal modern I'M
proyements. Central location. ln-
.duire 1856 Madison ven
197543-3o-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31
EXCHANGE COLUMN.

Columbia BicycieCoaster brake foi
exchange. What have you to give fol
itf G. care News. S-25.6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Elegant ApartmeatsEAli modern I'm
provementa- a Madison Ave-
1~0271-3-29-t&
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

For salelset q h..nes. In coed coz
dition. 1859 Wood Ave, Tottenvillel
8. I. l965O-3-25-6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

Flats to Rsnt-Cornsr First and Mar
ket Sts. All improvements. Inquire
M. Shumsky, EOS Market st.
18~868-2-23ff
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

For Sale-One and two family houses
o. Lewis street. Inquire owner, 50
South First street, corner Lewis street.
18772-2-18-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

SIX Room Fiat to Lat-AlI improve
ments. Rent $1,000. 287 Smith ST.
Inquire 285 Smith ST. 1o699-3-2s-t
To Let-Flat with all improvements
Inquire J. G~oldberger, 432 State, cor
ner Washington st. 19550-3-22-tt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-03-31

For sale-RestauTant doing good bust.
ness in good locality. Ten tables. In
quire 20 Smith st. Houser. ALSO any
kind Of business sold.
lpu45-a.24-25-3O-31 Al
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-28
GOLEGIO DE SAN ILDEFONSG
! PARA SENORITAS
DIRIGIDO POR LAS
+GERMANAS DE LA Carload

I'm este planted Sc Cursan las asts4A
suras proplas de la prilnera ensa.lanz4
se dan lecclones de lngles, Frances
M1sica.-CLASES DE ADORNO: d.
bujo, pintura, taquigrafla, maquinilla ,
confeccion de fores.-CLASES DE LA.
HORES:-Costura, tapicerla, enc4jea
bordados EN- orc, litografla, sedas, etc.
ete.
Ademas de las aslgnatuTas ulenc.ona
das, Sc instruye las alumnas, con gran
esmero, en- el gobierno interior te uns
casa y Sc les ensena toda clase de ofaioA
demesticos.
Los cursos empiezazn el 10. de sep
f'embre. ST. admiten ;.lumnas internas .
externas
Para informes dirigirse & Ia seH*-s
Superiora.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-28
Ell GRAN GAL 'Ie.

Ell GRAN GAAE0T~ 50
y prudencia rll sGf0~
hablarme del triste easa,
v no encenCer un vtfraD
en- nj casa Ell mi taE saueh
Secefo.
Peque solo pol exceso
de carifo; pero atls cnaBln
reconozca yo mi cuIras
augque confese que ef 6fano
entire el mundo y yo lo f2ezs2cg,
el nfamias inverst tanGo
y yo recojendo torpe
les ecos mil del e5caudaio
{Acercdndose e. co~ apress59s lie snfer6s y raa7o3
oque es til, Julian eSfas
limpo y ibre de peea.so,
conque escrupulos g}eseeha
y ensancha tn pecha hldalg0
JuEi6m.
No puedo ensanchar ml pst4o y
que albergue Ell mi peeaa 4e sI1e1o
ESQ mismo CUE eonslenan
MI entendimiento mis- lSbeS
Yo las caumnias del uaun47,
cen Indignation reohaxo-
mienten digo avoz en- excite.
y repito, por 10 bajo
~ 81 min.iesdo TO Dljss.trr. =
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-28


JOSE EcHEGARAY
y otra vez Veras en- el
el llmplo azul del espae1o.
c
Meior one meior
J~''a@
Ma os .s;
Sonora
Pues que falta?
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30
PRECINCT HgS.
Populations Of Precincts and Towns in
Nszperes. Lewis and Clearwater
Counties

The census Office on Friday gave
out in detail the population Of old
Nez Perez county as enumerated last
spring, which is nov divided into
Nez Perez, Lewis and Clearwater
counties as follows:
Nez Perez retains about three
6fths Of the population of the old
county. The total population of the
county is 24.s60. Nez Perce county
has 1872 people; Lewis. 1894.
and Clearwater, 1924.
The population Of the precinct
subdivisions Of the three counties is
as follows:
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Lohr and ten chill
dren of Nebraska arrived in Nez-
perez Tuesday evening and will
make their home here for the pres
ent. Mr.. Lohr viii probably invest
in ranch near here. He is a cous-
in Of the BOgners Of this vicinity and
he and his family are most cordially
welcomed to Nezperce.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

The city election viii be held next
Tuesday and as there win be many
questions of much importance that
viii come before this council it is the
duty Of everyone who is interested
in the welfare Of the city to 60 to
the polls and vote for those whom
you honestly believe will look after
tie Interests Of the city the best.
There are twelve candidates and on
Iy Eve positions to be fllsd and
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30
LEWIS, The RICH GRAIN
COUNTY.

The report of the immigration
Commissioner Of Labor and Statistics
Of this state for the year 1910 pre-
sents some very interesting data for
the state and especially for Nez
Perez county. The compilation Of
the statistics of the market value Of
the products of the state produced
during the year 1909 shows that the
total value Of grain. hay, fruits,
vegetables, poultry and dairy pro-
ducts amounted to SIS, 635 ,993.ss,
a sum equal to $4,000 for every
man, woE,an and child IN the state.
This does notinclude the wealth pro-
duced from our mines. our vast for
ests and the stock industry which is
greater than the wealth produced
from agriculture.
OF this amount the market value
of the products Of Nez Perez county
amounted to s12,s45, 030.s0. or
more than one-6fth of the products
of the entire state or. sum equal to
$4,000 for every man, woman and
child within the county, and much
more than double that of any other
comfy within the state. The value
Of the wheat crop in the state that
year amounted to S14,693,s39.91
and Of this amount Nez Perez county
produced S4,794, 080.OO, or almost
one-third of the wheat Of the state
and almost three times as much as
any other county. The value Of the
barley crop the same year amcdnt-
ed to s. ,329 .060.os, more than one
half of this entire amount being pro-
duced IN Nez Perez county alone.
Nez Perez county also ranked first
in the production Of corn, grain hay
and garden vegetables; second in
oats and timothy hay and third in
potatoes ami fruit.
In poultry, eggs and dairy pro-
ducts, we are down near the bottom
Of the list, fact under the circums-
stances which seems almost incredi-
DE and a fact forthe existence of
is no just reason or
cause.
Taking these statistics for a
basis, and after a careful calcula-
ion as to the amount Of wealth pro- d
Iuced within the present boundaries P
If the county Of Lewis, which was n
Il that time part of Nez Perez {
We find about fifty per cent II
If this 1919, 10000 worth of II
Vheat and barley Sas produc- b
d on Nezpercc prairie, which is now v
evils county. It viii be seen from
bis that this new county. notvith
landing the fact that it is the small y
st in the state, will be one of the n
reatest grain producing counties q
'ithin the state Of Idaho. N
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Nexperce mas an unusually good
lot Of material for the organization
of a troop Of Boy Scouts and. IN our
opinion. such an organization would
thrive here and result in 20 little
lgood.
The matter Of Organization has
been taken up With the headquarters
Of the Boy Scouts of America in
New York City. and as soon as the
necessary information. etc, can be
secured the organization of local
troop will be more fully gone into
with the Toys and their parents.
In the meantime the following
light on the subject from Captain
D. c. Wright Of Lewiston win help
one to form an opinion Of the pro-
position:
Who can be a boy scout.7
ANY boy between the ages of 10
and Is.
What does it cost1
Nothing. A boy scout may buy a
uniform If he wishes to. This viii
cost about IS. But he is not requir-
ed or asked to buy anything.
What does a boy.scout do9
he drills under army officers. He
learns the .'open formation work
now used in the army in all scouting
He learns to "wig wag'
lag signals. to use the Photograph
md the telegraph key.
He learns to follow and track wild
he learns how to pitch
amp and how to do camp cooking
&c learns how to tie sailors knots
Ind to tell the points of the compass
md how to steer by the stars. He
earns to box and to wrestle and
low to play hundreds Of games just
IS interesting as football and base
all, though not as veil known.
Although there have been boy scouts
n the United States for only the .
asst two months, they are already
ra - -
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Mr.. and Mrs. L. N. Swift and lit
tie daughter, who we're called to
Mr.. Svift's old home at Upper San
dusky, Ohio, by the death of his
mother, some three weeks ago, re-
turned to their home here Saturday.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Judge Steele on Tuesday took up
the matter Of transferring to Lewis
county the cases nov on 6le on the
Nez Perce county docket which had
their origin in the territory nov en-
braced in Lewis county. The fol-
lowing are the cases ordered trans
ferred:
State Of Idaho VS.. Charles Kroh-
ne.
Curtis Miller VS.. W. E. Larson.
Alice Gilman vs. Edbert E. Gil
man.
Charles F. Williams VS.. John F.
Helm.
Robert Sssarn vs.. NJ. E. Jobs and
Fanny Jobe.
W. A. Patton Va. Independent
school district No. 3 ct al.
W. Z. Masterson vs.. Cora Master
son.
S. B. Rose vs.. Charles F. LANCER.
Ramey Lumber company vs.. W.
L. Lydon.
R. L. Anderson vs.. J. T. Stanton
It al.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

FOR SALES. C. R. I. Red eggs,
S1.S0 per setting of IS. We guar
antee rs per Ct. fertile. All stock
free from smut. Special price on
incubator lots. Some stock for sale
after April 10. W. F. cargill. box
100. Charleston, wn.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Don't fail to be at the Scout Of
the Philippines at the opera house
tomorrow night.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

If you are figuring on a house,
barn or some improvement, be sure
and see the Ramey Lumber Co., Of
fee Union State Bank bldg, before
you buy. Let them give you their
estimate.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Of course you all remember that
March came in like a lamb.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

FOR SALE-sO acres all level
pillow land, near 10; only Q miles
from railroad. Price, $1,000. Nv.
LecIair, Room 9, R. c. Beach
Bldg. Lewiston. Ida.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1911-03-30

Those talking dancing singing Phunny Pheovs Buckets and
full of joy with 1000 pounds Of miFsh Introducing
Reynolds the boy educated feet and Nal Wheeler the
slver-throated baritone.
Tvol Theae Nezperce tonight and Friday and Sat
urday nights Friday night viii and close AZ
$780, that may this and the home talent show al The
opera house begins 40 To admission these three
nights, IS and IS cents
Smyrna times., 1911-01-04
ROBT d. HOFFECKER,
Editor and Business Manager.

Are the people of Smyrna going to
let the one and only chance of get
ting a fine Federal Building go to
naught? Congress has appropriated
S25, 600, the bill has been duly
signed by President Taft and the
fund is authorized. Now comes
along the Supervising Architect
and officials of the Treasury Depart
ment with the statement that under
no consideration will they expend
more than one fifth of the appropri-
alton for a site. This is a custom
and rule of the department. So
there we are! What is Smyrna
going to do about it when the lead
ing sites mentioned cannot be pur-
chased for less than $4,000 or $40. 900.
All talk of Congress giving US an
extra appropriation is simply idle
talk. Smyrna being a postoffice of
the third class can congratulate it.
self on getting anything. Twenty
i've thousand dollars is lots better
than nothing. Are we going to let
a question of site deprive US of said
appropriation? Let the people of
Smyrna awaken to the one and only
opportunity at hand. While not the
choicest site, better would it be for
our citizens to make up the differ
ence on the Carr-Savin site on Mar
ket Street offered at $4,000 than to
have no Federal Building at all.
Surely thousand dollars or more
could be realized from the res
licences, which could be moved off, anc
still Smyrna would be nothing out
If nothing better can be secured, talk
this site up. Agitate it,! Have q
meeting. appoint a committee .anC
have them with our representative:
at Washington, intercede with the
Treasury officials. Don't stand by
and become Indifferent. The oppor
tunity is ripe. Let US grasp it.
Smyrna times., 1911-01-04
A BAG OF GOLF CLUBS.
They Picture In Way the Various
Phases of Human Society.

Phases of Human Society.
Devotees of the links will be inter
ested to learn that, in the opinion of a
Philosophical student of their ancient
game, a bag Of golf clubs is a sym
bOlical epitome of human society.
In the front rank you have the driv-
er, smooth, polished. elegant. the aris-
tOcrat of the circle, to whose lot falls
the snowy role in the days perform
ance, who disdains TO play his part on
the level of his fellows. and must have
his sphere of operations artifcially
raised above the plane of the common
earth. The brassy is your rich com
moner, substituting Il barrier of metal
for the tee that cOnfers rank on his
social superior. After these come the
humber cleeks. lofters and mashies,
the common herd. who. like the butch
ers. shoemakers. and tillers of the
ground among human beings. have the
bulk of the work to do. and can afford
no polish save what comes from keep
ing themselves clean. which at times
is no easy task. Apart from them all
stands the niblick. the good Samaritan
of golf. resorted to only when the
player is in a serious difficulty The
function of the niblick is to aid the
golfer in the day of trouble. and his
destiny. after having done his duty
in that state of life. is to be relegated
to the limbo of forgetfulness.- --Argo-
naut.
Smyrna times., 1911-01-04

Colonel Roosevelt says he admires
and respects Hoxsey's achievements
and pays homage to his memory,
but that his tragic death should not
interfere with the progress of avi-
alton. Still, even the promise from
this source of homage to his mem
ory can hardly be expected to stimu-
lat an az iator in his risks for this
progress.
Smyrna times., 1911-01-04
Unpeeled.

Mr.. Recentmarrie twho has plunged
a spoon into dish preparatory to help
ing to the pudding)-W Mary. !
feel some hard. smooth. round things
in the dish | wonder what they can
be. Mrs. Recentmarrie-W Why. they're
eggs. John: there are six. just as the
recipe says.-ChicagO News.