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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
sought to make al opening Tor new
rlbes and ill.timed jests.

sought to make al opening Tor new
pibes and ill.timed jests.
He lives life apart-at hrs'
because he chose it, this poor, human
worm, thinking himself all.sufhcient;
and later because he has driven from
him all human sympathy and kindness
and love. He builds up for himself q
philosophy Of falsehoods, and the
end OF that philosophy is solitude and
wretchedness. He may amsss wealth,
but OF what use is wealth II one can
not enjoy it with others? he may
q ,hieve position, but what is the
worth OF position II it brings nothing
but .smouth. honor, breath, which the
Door soul would fain deny, and dsre
not?"
"No man liveth to himself" He
who attempts it defes law OF nature,
and however apparent bis worldly
success, he;must pay the penalty tor
that defiance. He who adopts the
philosophical fools must Be content to
abide by its teachings-that - no
other mans affairs are concern of his,
so his affairs are no concern OF any
BODY else. He robs himself more
than he robs others. And when he
'has fallen into the scar and yellow
leaf' he will realize his mistake. He
will know that his Wanted superiority
was in fact nothing but the philosophy
of fools, and that he was fool to
adopt and follow it. u.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
The Philosophy of Fools.

Under the above caption the Duluth
Herald of recent date had an ably
written article describing the fool as
you find him in every day life and in
every walk of life. Coming down to
the underlying idea the writer, un-
doubtedly, had before his mental eye
the species of fools which are better
known as cyclists. This term, how
ever, does not fully describe this par
ticular kind of human beast, and we
believe the Germans have better
word for it, they call him "Ichllng".
The term can not be translated.
The Herald goes on to say that the
fool (''Ichling'') is a most unpleasant
kind of individual to have around.
He looks and walks like other men.
He engages in business, and he takes
part in social diversions. He mingles
with those Of those of the human race
who are all about him, and he takes
advantage of their presence and
company to get that enjoyment out of
life that makes any human being glad
he is alive.
And yet, the fool is a decidedly I'M
pleasant fellow to be thrown in with.
He sneers at your petty, heartfelt
joys and sorrows. He laughs at your
expressions of sympathy with or pity
for those who are less fortunate.
He ignores your appeals for assis-
lance in cleaning out rottenness and
graft in civic affairs. He tells you
that he lives his life to himself in his
own way, and that if you want SYM
pathy or help or anything else, you
will have to 60 to some other source
for it than to him.
There is nobody quite so selfish,
quite so opinionated, as the full
blooded fool. He refuses to see the
beauty in nature or in character
because he is SO busy contemplating
himself that he does not want to spend
the time to look about him. His atti-
tude toward wrong-doing is that of the
self-righteous man who fears to as
much as look at evil. lest by so doing
he find his garments contaminated.
He breads to touch human suffering
lest his own self-complacence may be
rufaed.
What does such one as this know
of the joys and benefits of human
existence? Nothing. He goes about
in an atmosphere of egotistical sepa-
ration from his fellows. He knows
nothing of the quick response of mind
aud heart when JOY or sorrow come
Into the life of a friend, for he has no
real friends. If he himself is over
taken by misfortune, there is none to
feel real pity for him. If he himself
finds great Joy there is none to share
It with him. His cynicism, his sneers,
his aloofness have estranged men and
they fear to join him in any genuine
emotion lest they find that he has but
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
In the Wake Of the Measles.

The little son of Mrs. o. B. Palmer,
Little Rock, Ark, had the measles.
The result was a severe cough which
grew worse and he could not sleep.
She says: Zone bottle Of Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound completely
cured him and he has never been
bothered since" Group, whooping
cough, measles cough all yield to
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound.
The genuine is in the yellow package
always. Refuse substitutes. o. NJ.
Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
A Burfiar's Awful Deed

may not paralyze a home SO COM
pletely as a mothers long illness.
But DR.. Kings New Life Pills are a
splendid for women. "They gave me
wonderful benefit in constipation and
female trouble" wrote Mrs. M. c..
Dunlap, of Leadill, Tenn. If ailing,
try them. 25c at o. Nj. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
Wednesday, May "a, 1911.

The American Snuff Co. has come
to the conclusion that advertising In
country seeklies is not to be sneezeo
It and is making contracts with prsc'
tically every paper in this state. This
move of the snuff manufacturers GER
t.inly furnishes q pinch OF adver'
Using logic for home merchants 20
chav on.-Walter Pilot.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24

foIey's Kidney Remedy Acted Quickly.

M. N. George, Irondale, Ala, was
bothered with kidney trouble for many
years. II was persuaded to try Foley
Kidney Remedy, and before taking it
three days l could feel its beneficial
effects. The pain left my back. my
kidney action cleared up, and l am so
much better. I do not hesitate to
recommend Foley Kidney Remedy
o. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
SLATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO. G.

SLATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, 80
LUCAS COUNTY i90'
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney
& Co.. doing business in the City of Tole-
do. County and State aforesaid. and that
sal d firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December,
A. D. 1856. "A. w. GLEASCN,
(SEAI) NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and 1nu-
cous surfaces of the system. Send for tes-
timonals free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
Inv Round Trip Excursion Rates.

To Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pneblo, Colo, on sale daily beginning
Inni LIST. Favorable stop-overs.
y,;bera! return limits. For full inior-
nation apply to Ticket Agents The
North Western Line.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24

an equal chance in the naming ct
United States senator's we publish the
following outline Of the Keefe Bill, as
given in the Duluth Herald:
Under the Federal Constitution, two
senat ors from each state are elected
by the legislature thereof. An amend
ment is now pending in congress,
which is likely to be submitted soon to
the states for ratification, providing
for popular election of senator's, but
In the meantime the legislature must
elect them. 0The Oregon plan and the
Keefe law do not disturb this provi-
sion; they simply enable the people to
tell the legislature whom they want
elected to senatorships.
Under the Keeie Law each party will
nominate it, candidates for United
States senator at the primary election.
Any qualified elsctor msy become 5
candidate By fling With the secretary
Of state and depositing the fee of 600.
The names Of tho nominees Of each
party will 60 upon the general election
ballot, and the man getting the most
votes is the choice Of the people for
United States senator.
The legislature IL still free to eject
whomsoever it chooses; but the law
gets around that BY providing that
each candidate for state senator or
representative may" sign-he need
not It he does not wish to, but nearly
all OF them will-the following state
ment:
81 further state to the people ofMin-
nesota and of my legislative district
that, during my term of Office will
always vote for the candidate for sen
ator in congress from this state who
has received the highest number of
the peoples votes for the position in
the entire state at the general election
next preceding the election. of sena-
tor in congress-
In order that the people may know
what candidates for the legislature
are pledged to obey their commands
in the matter of electing United
States senator, the county auditors,
in preparing the primary election and
general election ballots, are required
to indicate whether or lot the several
legislative candidates have signed the
statement given above.
Practically the only difference be-
tween this law and the Oregon law is
that in Oregon candidates for the leg
islature are given the alternative of
signing the above statement OF
another statement to the effect that
they will consider the result of the
popular election on the senatorship
merely "advisory", which means that
they will not be bound by it. The
elimination of this statement was wise
because practice has shown that few
candidates sign it, and that signing It
has practically the same meaning as
refusing to sign the statement pro-
vided in the Keefe law.
The first application of the Keefe
law will be made next year, when can
didates for Senator Nelson's place
will have to submit to the primary
election and 60 before the people at
the general election. While the house
members, who are elected next year,
will be pledged, the senators will not
be pledged because they hold over
until the election of 1914. However,
as all of them will be up for re-e]ec-
ton two years later, most of them
will unquestionably abide by the YER
dict of the people.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-05-24
This Is An Easy Test.

Sprinkle Aliens Foot-Ease in one shoe and not
In the other, and notice the difference, Just the
thing to use when rubbers or overshoes become
necessary, and your shoes seem to pinch. Sold
Everywhere, 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20

tions of the country. There is
nothing brutal or demoralizing in
its character, but calls for h and
develops the strength, alertness and
endurance of those participating
Mr.. Christianson is a trained ply
steal direc FOR, and for some time
had charge of the classes in the Y.
NJ. c. A. gymnasium at Baker City,
Ore. His purpose i'm giving an ex-
addition here is to interest the youns
men of the town i'm an athletic club
and endeayor to lay the foundation
'or a gymnasium. 1t is hoped a.
arge number will be present Ladies
ire especially invited There will
De nothing to offend anyone.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
HER HAIR TURNED GREEN.
Woman Sues Hairdressers, but They
Deny Responsibility.

Deny Responsibility.
Changing your hair is like changing
your luck. You take the risk. accord
ing to affidavits presented to the New
York supreme court by Mines. Polly
and Klark, hairdressers. accompany
ing their application for dismissal Of
suit brought against them by AIDE
line *. Lewiston, who asks $4,000
damages from the firm. She alleges
that her prematurely gray hair turn
ed green and her scalp and complex
ion pink while she was seeking a re-
turn of the raven blackness that had
been the original shade of her locks.
The San Francisco earthquake is
blamed by the plaintiff for the change
of her hair from black to gray. She
recttes visits to the New York hair
dressers and their application Of
liquids which. it was hoped. would re-
store the natural tint. Following this
action. the plaintiff declares. her hair
became startling shade of green.
and soon her skin was painfully af-
fected. Nervousness and suffering re-
sultant from these conditions caused
the plaintiff great suffering and mental
anguish, she alleges.
In asking dismissal of the suit the
hairdressers declared that they offer
no guarantee Of success of their treat
ment and that the subject thereof
agreed to accept whatever risk was
antailed nv thpir oo-onara tior, In bar
efforts to make her hair black again.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
LIVED FOR THIRTEEN
YEARS ON 81 A WEEK.
spinster Hoarded For the Future Care
of an Orphan GIrl.

Miss Sarah Robinson Of ST. Louis
sixty-one years old. has lived for thir-
| teen years on 81 a week, while she has
/ saved the rest of her meager earnings
as seamstress for the future care
and education of some orphan girl
whom she desires to take her name
after her death.
Miss Robinson is an EnglishwOman.
and her manners indicate that she Is
of gentle birth. Her remarkable self
sacrifice was brought to light through
loss which endangered the boarded
sum.
An old mahogany box containing her
certificate Of deposit for the amount
of the savings. $931.50. and the will
in which she bequeathed the whole
amount TO the Christian Missionary so
ciety for the benefit of the future lit
tie Sarah disappeared from its accus-
toned place in her small. bare room.
Hurrying to the bank when she dis
covered her ld4i Miss Robinson was
rejoiced TO learn that the money was
intact. But to regain possession of it
she was required to advertise the loss
of the deposit certificate. and she will
also have to give bond for twice the
amount of the deposit Miss Robin
son said:
Whenever I put a dollar away
would say to myself. There is a pair
of shoes for little Sarah or There's
a book for her. That made it easy.
and l was surprised to find how much
could save"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
UP TO DATE WOMEN'S CLUB,
Cocktails and Cigarettes For Members
of Fashionable Boston Organization.

cocktails and Cigarettes For Members
of Fashionable Boston Organization.
Members Of the exclusive Chiffon
club. one of the largest women's clubs
in the world, situated in the heart Of
Boston's Back Bay. may be served
with a cocktail. highball or any other
sort of 'bracer" that they may de-
sire after the LIST of May If the license
commissioners see fit to grant it the
license 1t has asked for.
Mrs. Robert Lovett. vice presi-
dent said that she was confident the
license would be issued. She said the
members could not expect to serve
their male friends with ginger ale.
But there isn't to be regular bar
at the club-at least not for some
time. The drinks are to be served on
trays by mattresses.
Women may smoke in the club now.
They have no regular smoking room.
but the members and their men or
women friends who desire to do so
may puff cigarette or fragrant cigar
in the roof garden. Only cigarettes
are sold in the club.
The list of membership COMPRISES
ONE of the most fashionable women
II Boston. There are $50 resident
hembers and 100 nonresident.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Resolutions

Whereas: AncSher home has beer
darkened by death and has taken III
to himself the loving husband and
father of our Sisters Olive and Myr-
tie Green,
Resolved, That we, the members
of Emmett Rebekah Lodge No. 32,
extend to our sisters our most
HEARTFELT sympathy for their ire
parable loss; be it further
Resolved. That a copy OF these
resolutions be spread on the min
utes of this lodge, copy sent to
our sisters. and a copy printed in
our home papers.
EFFLE KNOX,
JOSEPHINE WARiNG, Commit
tlts
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Jersey Calf a Paris Fad.

The latest Partisan fad in pets. &C.
cording to Americans Just back from
France. is the Jersey calf. The newest
of the new fashions, 1t is said. is for
milady to be accompanied by wee
Jersey calf on gold chain when she
goes out for an airing The calves look
pretty, but stupid according to observ-
ers, and they have the attraction of be-
ing cheaper than pet dogs.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
WORKED FORTY YEARS FOR SIS
Ian Who Was Cut off Sues to Break
His Fathers Will.

Edward Vanhoesen has brought suit
Lawrence. Kan, to break the will
his father, r. II. vanhoesen. Sr..
no left him So out of a $4,000 es-
lte after the son had worked forty
EARS on the old mans farm and re-
lived no compensation except board
nd clothes.
Mrs. Nanhoesen. the old farmers
idow, was left a very small bequest.
I'd most of the estate was given by
e terms of the viii TO nine grand
lildren.
Nanhoesen was mentally unbalanced
the time of his death. members of
family believe. He fancied that
relatives had conspired to burn
N alive. they say.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
A WRESTLING EXHIBITION
Champion of Idaho VIII Give De-
monstration of Methods.

Something new i'm the sporting
line win be the wrestling exhibi-
tion in Pleasure Club hau Friday
night, when Fred Christensen, chan
pion wrestler of Idaho, will meet
four local wrestlers on the mfk, and
in addition Will give demonstrations
Of the various holds used in wrest-
ling.
The game is popular in all sec
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
CHURCH NOTICES.
Methodist.

Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Pub
lie worship at IL a. m. Sermon by
the pastor. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday at S:15 p. IN. Union services
in the Baptist church Sunday at
s pm. Rev. S. AParker will preach
C. l.. Bent, Pastor.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Jolley's Auto Livery

Have two cars, one a 5-passenger
and one z. VIII drive anywhere
upon short notice. Experienced
drivers. Rates reasonable. Bell
phone SIX :.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
This Book Worth Reading.

The Adler-i-ka book, telling how
you can easily guard against APP
pendicitis and how you can relieve
stomach and bowel trouble almost
Instantly, is offered free for short
time by b. b. Davis 2
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Card of Thanks.

Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Robinson de-
sire 10 express their apprecia-
,.ion OF the friends and neighbors
through whose efforts were able
70 save most OF their furniture from
the fire that destroyed their re-
sidence
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Presbyterian.

Regular services Sunday morning.
when the pastor breaches upon the
theme 'Helpfulness. Union service
at the Baptist church in the even
ing, sermon by Rev. S. A. Parker.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
EMMETT NEWS.
Base ball goods at Reilly's.

Jay and Frank Sanders have gone
to Crawford to work on ranch.
For light draying and general
delivery, call up r. F. Thomas, phon
74blac&. Office at Pastime Cigar
Store 4
Sam Baer departed yesterday for
Springfield H., to visit his old
home.
Miss Grace Davis of Sabetha, Kan
is a guest at the C. B. Stimson hom'
on the bench.
Alfalfa seed, as good as any ever
raised in this section, at Hawkins,
Hardware.
Mrs. r. F. Parks of Boise and
mother were visiting the formers
brother, C. NJ. Parks, this week.
John Dewey's mother returned
yesterday TO her home at Deweyville
Utah, after two weeks visit here.
ForeG DeClark, son of Mr.. and
Mrs f. A. DeClark was thrown from
a pony Saturday and his arm was
broken
Byron Knee, the S-year-old son
of Mr. and Mrs. S. G. Knee, was
operated upon yesterday for ade-
noids.
Mrs. A. DeClark, is enjoying a
visit from her brother. A. NJ
StCddard of Nebraska, who arrived
Friday.
Sam Mclaughlin has quit the
saloon business for good and has
become farmer, having bought land
near Spokane.
F. T. Feuling went to Boise Mon
day, returning yesterday with Mrs.
2. J. Blake, sister of Mrs. Feuling,
who will spend a few days here.
The Misses Tuckhardt of Oregon,
No., who have been visiting their !
lncIe and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. S. =
N. Butcher, let Saturday for the l
,oaat. 1
We have in stock very com .
lete line of Deering repairs. Also i
mower knives and few extras for t
Deerlng mowers. Hawkins hard b
,ara.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Nye, who lett q
'mmett last year for California r.
Or the benefit of their sons health, d
e.urned home yesterday and glad Ii
ct back. ST
Alex Womack claims Ito be en- h
tied to the medal for early roast n,
lg ears. The seed was planted fe
arch 10 and he and his family 81
asted on juicy corn Tuesday. th
Mrs. R. N. Cummings entertain
a number of friends Tuesday hi
,ening in honor of her husbands nc
rthday The guests were royalty m
tertained with cards. az
en-
Mrs. ]. L. Steward and mother, eff
RS. jackson, left Monday for
lensburg, Ore, whehe the latter III
Il visit her daughter. Mrs. Ste
lrd will continue her journey to CO
aska. o.
Mrs. Andrew Little and Miss -,
tie Mathieson leave today for IN
liths Ferry, where they will re- Bo
Yin till fall. Mrs. Little has been wi
poor health for some time and sol
is hoped the change will be bene- sir
Ian to her col
lice
Stomach and Liver \
blets gently stimulate the liver der
| bowels to expel poisonous mat lice
cleanse the system, cure con- me
,ation and sick headache. Sod the
II. T. Davis.
at
When you want good buggy or tim
riage call and inspect our SUI IRA.
line of Heney and Racine good 49,,
the floor of our new warehouse. -.
y are strictly grade No. in NO,
ity and manufacture, modern in ma,
e and the price is very reason in
J. Hawkins hardware. are
III
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Blue Diamond Con-

Hard and free from dirt, a SPLEEN
did heating coal If you prefer it,
we have L. p Rock Springs lump
or nut Emmett Fruit Growers AS
ISOLATION.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20
Latter Day Saints

Services on Sunday as follows:
Sunday school at 10 a. m. Regular
services at p. m. All are invited.
David Nelson, Bishop.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-07-20

Call and see my line of Spirella
corsets, guaranteed not to break or
rust. Mrs. Fairchild.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-05
,or,C,r,r. et1oO7-TEN PAIRS DOUBLES
DISTANCE HANpICAP-25 TARGETS.

they were going 10 run bases on Schlei
and Meyers. But did they do It? Not so
that any one could notice IT, The Giant
pitchers held the fast runners close to the
sacks. and the Giant defence was clever
one. in spite Of the weak spots that the
critics had pointed out in advance
"Matty' was hit harder last year than
ever before, but he still managed TO keep
IN his great winning record. Drucke de-
veloped into a smart slabber, and Ames
did some Of the best work Of his career.
But the thing about the Giants is that Nc
Graw always has them fun OF pepper, and
they play better than they know half Of
the time. They look like the candy"
John j. McGraw, manager of the Giants
thinks the Cincinnati Reds will be in the
race as much as any Of the clubs, and said
they would bear watching all the year.
Il will tell you" said McGraw recently,
Clarke Griffith has a lively young bunch.
and they are the team which must bear
watching Well as ! Ike Griffith, / am
tickled 10 death that he isn't over strong
in the box Griffith's pitchers looked bad
last season, and unless he has made some
wonderful dig-ups ! don't see how he can
expect TO be better than second or third"
New-York tribune., 1911-02-05
Six Aspire to Billiard Title
Dr. l.. L. Mial Enters International Lists and
Will Meet c. Z. Conkin Tuesday.

the National Association OF Amateur Bill
lard Players. under whose auspices the
championship Will be decided, last night
at the Liederkranz Club. After some DIS
cussion it was decided that Albert Cutler
the profe ssional would act as referee OF
the matches During this week after the
opening night two matches will be played
each day The matinee match will begin
at $3.50 and the evening match at 2 o'clock.
All Of the players have been doing ex-
collently in practice. Poensgen comes to
this country with record averages of up TO
% for strings Of 100 points. the length of
the tournament games. Poggenburg has
done a little better. Yesterday he finished
a string with two runs Of So each. Gard
ner counted run OF 130 at Tim F1ynn's
room. Or. Mial has been doing well and
so has Mayer. although the latter was han
dicapped in his preparatory work by the
sudden illness OF Harry Cline, his playing
partner.