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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Why Not DO it Themselves.

Judge Ben p. Lindsey, in a
woman's suffrage address, said with
a smile:
Another type of man accuses = G
woman voters of grating. Well. we
are all prone to accuse others of our
besetting sin. Like the tramp,
you know.
"A tramp, after a day or two in
our hustling, bustling town OF Den
YER, shook the Denver dust from his
boots with the snarl:
They must be lazy people in this
town. Everywhere you turn they
offer you work to do"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Toe IMtei

An old darkey who lived some dis
lance from town had a very sick
mule. He drove into town to see the
village veterinary as to what to do
for the mule. The doctor told him
to get a pound of calomel and a
hollow glass tube and blow the cal
omel through the tube down the
mules throat.
About a week after hal the darby
appeared in town looking very de-
jected and pale. He met h doctor
on the street and said; Say. boss,
l got the calomel and the tube and
put the calomel in the tube and
just then the doctor asked him II he
blew 1t down the throat of the mule
and the darby said; No, boss, old
Pete he done blew first
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
The Games the Thing.

1t was the great event of the e "a
son the final for one of the football
cups-in Lancashire. The rivals
who had hailed from Preston dis
trict. were the happy possessors of a
good field, and great was their dis
gust on finding that they had to play
on ground with scarcely a blade of
grass visible.
Said m of the visitors, plaintive-
ly: why. there's hardly a blade of
grass to be seen"
well" retorted n % the other
team, you amt come to Craze have
yer?"-Tit-Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
She Asked 1t for Dads Sake.

The young man WIS leaning on the
garden gate chatting with the object
of his affections when the latter said
hesitatingly: Il am going to ask a
great favor of you"
Its already granted" he answer
ed devotedly.
"A very great favor" she repeat
ed, as if doubtful of the propriety
of stating 1t. you're sure hat you
won't think it forward of me?"
Never" he answered; nothing
you asked could be too great a trial.
Only tell me what / can do for you
"Well," she replied, with evident
reluctance, would you mind not
leaning on that gate? Father paint
ed it this afternoon, and he will be
awfully provoked if he has to do it
all over again."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Signs.

Signs.
In the spring the festive chigger
starts to teach its young to
creep,
The sparrows hold conventions when
a fellow wants to sleep:
Broken bottles. cans, ct cetra, lie in
heaps in every nook,
And the world and all in general has
a secondhand look.
Buffalo News.
In the spring the Festive 'skeeter
starts to teach its young to
nip;
In the spring most everybody has a
little touch of grip;
In the spring the coal man leaves us,
and we start to save the price
SO that when the hot days strike us
we a buy a chunk of ice.
Los Angeles Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Preparatory Exercise.

A young woman who was VISITING
many stories of the way in which the
darkies managed to excuse them
n day upon Uncle Ike, stretched
at full length under a tree.
Taking a little rest, aren I you,
uncle?" she said pleasantly.
mot p~erzackly, MISS" said the
don't call il res yet. is waiting -
de sun to go down SOS / can quit
Youths Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
A Good Story.

A number of men gathered in the
smoking car of a train from Little
Rock to another point in Arkansas
were talking of the food best calcu-
lated to sustain health.
One Arkansan, a stout ford
man with short gray hair and self
satisfied air, was holding forth in
great style.
Look at me-" he exclaimed.
Never a days sickness in my life,
And all due to simple food. Why
gents, from the time | was 20 to
when | reached 40 years | lived a
regular life. None of these effemin-
ate ~delicacies for mel No late hours,
Every day. summer and winter, ]
went to bed at 8; got up at 5; lived
principally on corned beef and corn
bread. Worked hard, gents, from
s to 1, then dinner. plain dinner,
then an hours exercise, and then
Excuse me, interrupted a stranger
who had remained silent, but what
were you In for?"-Housekeeper.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
That Boy.

The mother heard a great COM
motion as of cyclones mixed up with
battering rams and she hurried up
stairs to discover what was the mat
ter. There she found Tommie sit.
ting in the middle of the floor with
a broad smile on his face.
ooh, mamma" said he. delight
eddy, I've locked grandpa and
Uncle George in the cupboard, and
when they get a little angrier l am
going to play Daniel in the lion.
den ."-Lippencott's.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Shifting the Blame.

"Dr. j. II. Jowett believes il Is the
minister's not the congregations
fault, II the church doesn't CO."
The speaker, a member of the
Fifth Avenue Presbyterian church.
smiled and continued:
"Dr. Jowett once told me that he
sided with the old lady who always
went to sleep during m time.
why don't you take SNUFF dur
ing the sermon?" the minister said
to her. That will keep you awake.
"'Why don't you put the snuff in
your sermons, sir?" retorted the old
lady.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Not Spoken In jest.

Spank Spank! Spank! Tommy
was undergoing maternal chastise-
ment at the hands of his loving
mother for eating the jam.
Tommy" she said, when she had
paused for breath, do you know
this hurts me more than it does
your"
And when Tommy was alone with
his brother he produced a square
board he had concealed, and MUIR
INJURED:
Il thought that bit of wood would
not do her hand any good. Tit
Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
APPLICATION NO. 1872.
Notice of Application for Permission to
Appropriate the Public Waters of
the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of March. 1911, in accordance
with Section rs, Chapter XXI, of the
Statutes of 1909. one f. B. Robinson, of
Osceola, County of White Pine. and
State of Nevada, made application to
the State Engineer of evada for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevad Such
appropriation is to be "a from Pine
Creek. heading at Wheeler Peak, at
points from Sc Cor. of Sec. %, T. 13,
N. r., 81 East, NJ. D.. b. & NJ, point of
diversion bears about n. 76 degrees
East, four miles by means of (Unsur-
veyed) dam and ditch and Two cubic
feet per second is to be conveyed to
points S. u of the SW u of Sec. 22 T.
Is, N. r. 81 East, NJ. d. B. & M. by
means OF bitches and there used for
irrigation and domestic purposes,
water not to be returned to stream.
(Signed:) w. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(Date of first publication May Z, 1919
(Date of last publication June 4. 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21

said the about-to-be-happy man, lis
the subject of expense. OF course
I'm not plunging into this thing with
my eyes shut, but"
Now, look here" interrupted the
experienced benedict. I'll tell you
an absolute fact. | don't spend half
the money I did before l was mar
ried."
You don't?" exclaimed the other.
How do you work that?"
Il don't have 1t to spend."-Bos-
ton Traveller.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Word Juggling by Knox.

1t was during the days when the
president was wrestling with the
message, says the National Maya
zine. II seemed as II unexpected
kinks would occur after paragraph
upon paragraph had been carefully
"ironed out" and then something
else would appear to open the forms
again-more reports would be need
ed and more information from the
different departments. The slogan
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
APPLICATION NO. 2oo4.
Notice of Application for Permission to
Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of April. 1911. in accordance
with Section %, Chapter XXI, OF the
Statutes of 1909, one E.. L. Fletcher, of
Ely, County of White Pine and State
of Nevada, mad application to the
State Engineer of evada for permits
sion to appropriate the public waters
of the State of Nevada. Such appro-
priation is to be made from Williams
Creek, at points on unsurveyed land
at a point on Williams Creek S. 81 de-
grees f.. Is, $50 feet from the S. f.
Cor. Sec. %, T. 10 N, r. 81 E. by means
of a dam. ditch and fiume, and five
cubic feet per second is to be conveyed
to points at the mill which bears N.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Her Dearest Friend.

IL don't like my new gown very
WELL" said the lady. THE material
Is awfully pretty, and the style is all
right. but needs something to i'm
prove the shape of it."
why" suggested her dearest
friend, don't you let some other
girl wear it?"-Boston Globe
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Interesting Antique.

Fine old inn, sir. commented
the host. Everything in this house
has it's story"
IL don't doubt it," remarked the
grouchy tourist. And is there any
legend connected with this old piece
of cheese?"-Kansas City Times.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Out for the Dust.

Dusty Depew. Madam kud you
oblige me wild IN apple plea whole
one, badly cooked and entirely in
digestible?"
Mrs. Farmer. "Why what do you
=
Dusty Depew. TT eat madam.
only t eat. Such a pie would Gre
ate a bad dyspepsia. Dyspepsia II
cause restlessness, re~stlessness II
cause ambition ambition " cause
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21

IS degrees e. 1880 feet from s. e.
Cor. Sec. rs. T. Is N, r. 81 E., by means
of a dam, ditch and fiume. and there
used for power. mining and milling
purposes. Water to be returned to
stream at a point s. so degrees, E..
1900 feet from the s. +. Cor. Sec. rs,
T. 10 N, r. SO E.
Signed: W. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First publication, April 16. 1911)
Cast publication, May Il. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Good Reason.

A young Boston lawyer who is go
ing to be married in April met an
other young lawyer who was mar
ried way last year on the street
Thursday evening. They exchanged
fluctuations and inquiries.
The only thing that bothers me-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
What's i'm a Name.

who can give a sentence using
the word pendulum" asked the
teacher.
Little Raehel's hand shot up. The
teacher nodded encouragingly.
Lightning was invented by Pen
dulumkFranklin. "-Everybody's Mag
azine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
What Happened.

The last time l met you, you
had a scheme that you were sure
would make money!"
Eyes / remember"
did you put 1t through"
Didn't have tot fell through
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
A Hair Dresser's Version.

A woman's browning glory is her
puffs, braids. switches, pompadours,
chignons. Psyche knots, clusters.
nets, rolls. rats and Billie Burke
curls.-Woman's Home Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
DAILY SUBURBAN TRAINS.

Leave East Ely for Ely. a.. NJ
1928; 6:20; GAO; ITO; 1928;
$40; 10:40; 11:30; 11:50;-p. m.
Ito; 1920; 4:25; 4:35; 5:55; CPS;
7:30; 500; 300; 1915.
hurry Street, Ely, for East Ely,
a. m.-12:35; $50; Sis; 1895;
$40; 10:50;-p. M, 1901; 1920;
2:10; 2:30; 4:45; 6:15; 6:35;
7:40; $40; $40; 1925.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Another FIX.

She used to be a pensive maid,
But now, upon my life.
Since we are married, I'm afraid
She's an expensive wife.
-Woman's Home Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Straight Down.

Passenger. "Er-how far are we
from land, Cap?"
Captain. About a mile"
Passenger. "A mile? Why, I
can't see it,"
Captain. NO; the waters too
deep Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
NINE TRAIN.

Leave East Ely, a. m.-6:40;
11:30;-p. m. 4:25.
Leave hurry Street. Ely. a. NJ
$50; 11:40;-p. m. 4:35.
Returning. Leave Mines. a. NJ
7:35;-p. m, 1925; $50.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21

effort, an effor. II cause wealth, an
I'm out fer de dust. ma'am.-
Philadelphia Ev sa'o, News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
SHELTER TRAINS.

Leave hurry Street, Ely,-a. m.
$50; 9:20;-p.m., 2:3O; 4:45;
1925.
Leave East Ely-a. M, GAO;
9:30;-p. m, 2:40; 4:55; 1926.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21

First Small Boy. WED better be
good"
Second Small Boy. Why"
First Small Boy. 81 heard doctor
tell mother to take rleniy OF
exercise.-Woman's Home Com
p%anion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
Be a Booster.

Do you know there's lots of people
Settin' round in every town
Growlin' like a broody chicken
Knockin' every good thing down ?
Don't you be that kind of cattle,
Cause they amt no use on earth
You just be a booster rooster,
Crow an boost for all you're worth
II your town needs boostin' boost 'er.
Don't hold back an wait to see
II some other ~feller's willin'-
Sail right in, this country's free;
No ones got a mortgage on It,
It's just yours as much as his.
II your town is short of boosters.
You get in the boostin' biz.
If things don't seem to suit you,
An the world seems kinder wrong
What's the matter with a boostin',
Just to help the thing along;
Cause If things should stop a goin'
We'd be in a sorry plight;
You just keep that horn a-blowln',
Boost 'er up with all your might.
II you see some fellow tryin'
For to make some project go,
You can boost IL up a trifie,
That's your cue to let him know
That you're not a-goln' to knock II,
Juet because it amt your shout"
But you're goin' TO boost a little,
Cause he's got the best thing
out"
II you know some feller's %failin',
Just forget 'em, cause you know
That same feller's got some good
points,
Them's the ones you want to
show:
Cast your loves out on the waters,
They'll come back Is a sayin'
true.
Mebbe they will come back, but
tered"
When some Teller boosts for you.
Homer Clark Bennett.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
N. N. RY. TIME

Effective February 5, 1911.
Daily-IAayes East Ely, North
Bound. 7:35 a. m. Leaves Cobre,
South Bound, 1:30 z. m.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21

RETURNING LEAVE McGILL.
a. m, 7:45, i1:10;-p. M, 3:45;
$50; 11:45.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-05-21
EAST ELY BUSINESS DIRECTORY
COPPER NATIONAL BANK,

Capital, $5O,OOO; Surplus $4,000
Safety Deposit Boxes
Cor. ID and 18th. Phone 47-y
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-11-14
CHAPTER xxx.
Polly Speaks.

We looked at each other blankly.
She had escaped from the church in
advance of all others, thrown off her
bridal garments at the villa, and gone
whittier? l wrung my hands.
She's fed without a word. Oh,
whatever has become Of her, cast out
in the world like this, and she bred to
do nothing-to be nothing but help
less LADY," I cried.
Did no one see her leave the
house?" demanded Sir Gervase OF
Hopkins.
NO" gasped the housekeeper; I'VE
were not looking for that. OF course,
we hadn't heard of the doings at the
church, and couldn't be supposed to
know there were any reasons for her
going away
She may still be in the villa" said
Sir Gervase; ut is scarcely possible
that she can have fled with no word
to any one"
We searched the house from roof to
foundation, but found no Ethel Wo-
full confusion reigned everywhere. In
his sumptuous library Godfrey Grey
lock lay stark and voiceless-no more
the autocrat Of his own dominions. A
few of the wedding guests had accom-
panied the body to the villa, but they
soon departed. Miss Pamela was shut
in her own chamber. a distracted,
beartbroken woman. The servants re-
minded me of flock of frightened
sheen. Sir Gervase alone was quiet
and composed.
"Remain here with Hopkins for the
nresent." he said to me; she will need
YOU. l myself am going to the town
to search for Miss Greylock-perhaps
70 bring her back with me-"
He called Nan by her old name
thought it a good omen.
"She must be found" he added
firmly: "and at once-at once!"
God bless him for saying that!
WHISPERED Hopkins in my ear.
He went away alone. With the help
of the servants, Hopkins and l sweep
out of sight the wedding breakfast
which no one had tasted, and closed
and darkened the whole house. AS the
undertaken and his assistants were
holding possession of the place. re-
tired to the housekeeper's room u
await the baronet's return.
An hour passed. The silence anu
gloom which had fallen over the villa
nressed like lead on my heart. Whlth-
or could she. who was still called Eth-
81 Greylock, have gone? Would the
baronet find her? If he did not one
thing was certain: l must go in search
of her myself must renew the oiu
old quest. Surely seemed fated to
he always, always looking for poor
| Nan!
Whatever pity Sir Gervase might
feel for the girl who had been in a
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-11-14

Therefore, we may infer that the leg
islature expected that members called
in extra session would serve from pa
triotic reasons, or that no governor
would ever be so progressive as to
call an extra session for any purpose
other than to elect some man to office,
as was the case in the extra session
to which you referred.
With assurances of my highest re-
spect, I am yours very truly,
u. ]. Evans,
For the Committee"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-11-14
(To Be Continued.)

81 Nobody knows everything. You
are not an exception.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
GEORGIA

GEORGIA-Cobb County.
To the Heirs at Law of Elisabeth
Hill, deceased:
Joseph w. Walker, as transferee,
has filed his petition in this court
Setting forth that said Elisabeth Hill
in her life time executed bond for
title, copy of which bond is attached
to said petition, in which Elisabeth
Hill agreed to make title to certain
land therein described, and claiming
that the terms therin have been fully
complied with and ask that an order
be granted directing ]. j. Hill, admin
istrator of Elisabeth Hill, deceased,
ITO execute said title as provided in
said bond. The same will be heard
at my Office on the LIST Monday in
January, 1912.
This December 4, 1911.
J. M. GANN,
Ordinary.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
Wood-Eaters.

Wood In a certain form is a COM
mon and constant article of food in
all sections of Siberia where the
Yakut lives,
North Of Verchoyansk, except In a
few sheltered valleys. there is little
food, aside from that afforded by fish,
than that furnished by the larch. The
natives eat 1t. however, because they
like it. Even in sections where fish
may be had wood usually forms part
of the natives evening meal, as the
many clearly stripped larch logs near
every hut testify
The natives strip off the thick lay
ers Immediately under the bark of a
larch log, and. .chopping it fine. mix
1t with snow, 1t is then boiled in a
kettle. Sometimes a bit of fish roe is
added, and In the southern sections
cows milk or Harper's Week
ly.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
GEORGIA, COBB COUNTY.

By virtue of an order of the Court
OF Ordinary of said county, will sell
before the Court House door in Mari
eta on the first Tuesday in January
next, within the legal hours of sale to
the highest bidder, the following de.
scribed property: One town lot, lying
and being in the city of Marietta, Ga,
fronting on the north side of Hawkins
avenue, ~ feet more or less. Begin
nlng at the east corner OF ]. H.
Murray's lot ON Hawkins Avenue and
running east ~ feet to property of
Rufus Cochran, thence north along
Cochran and Boston line 240 feet more
or less. thence West 70 feet more or
less along line of Frank Brooks
thence southerly along east side of ]
H Murray's lot 240 feet more or less to
starting point This December 6, 1911.
Term Cash.
P P. HUE.
Guardian of Mrs. Marion Cochran,
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
Art Treasures in Spain.

Spain is considered by art collectors
a lucrative field and many interest
ing antiques are picked up here from
time to time. Seville has numerous
shops where antiquities are sold and
where the old Spanish needlework
may be purchased. This section OF
the country has so recently (com-
paratively speaking} been invaded by
tourists that art buyers claim to find
here many desirable things of which
the more frequented countries have
long since been almost sold out. Prob
ably the old Spanish needlework and
the wood carvings are the most char
acteristic finds. though the antique
Spanish and the lustrous Moorish tiles
are also much sought. or course paint
ings are eagerly scanned and occa-
sionalIy Murillo school picture
comes to sale.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-12-22
WOES OF THE BUSINESS MAN
Just Sample Of the Many Things
That Turn His Raven
Locks to Gray.

The new girl was taking dictation
from the head of the firm, a Wall
street broker. In the letter the gen.
tleman was inveighing against the
practices Of certain get-rich-Quick
houses In the street.
THE firm you mention" he die
tated in the course or his epistle,
"have an Office in an uptown hotel,
but do not consider their business
legitimate. 1 have never had either
liking or respect for bucket shops.
With personal regards. I am yours
very truly" he finished.
Now you can sign that, Miss
Fudge, and mail 1t, for I've got to
leave at once" And Miss Fudge did.
The next day the boss glanced over
the letter-copying book and tore his
hair when he read, II have never had
either liking or respect for bucket
Stops" And Miss Fudge put on her
hat.
The next stenographer was young
man. The boss dictated: "The de-
ceased left neither bonds nor stocks"
Any writer of stenographic pothooks
knows that the word ''bonds" is writ
ten almost exactly like the word
which is sometimes used for "trous-
ers." Hence the man stenographer's
transcription: "The deceased left
neither pants nor socks"
And the man secretary put on his
hat.
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