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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-22

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
United States for the District Of
Utal-In The matter OF Susannah
Crane vol bapkrupt.-In bankruptcy.
No. 1865.
To the creditors Of Susannah Crane Of
Draper, in the county OF Salt Lake, and
district aforesaid. a bankrupt:
Notice is hereby given that on tho Ilth
day OF November 1911. the said susan
nah Crane was duly a6judicatcd bank
creditors will be held at my office in the
Continental block, salt Lake city Utah,
on the LIST day Of December 1911, at $50
O'Clock In the forenoon. al which time the
said creditors may attend, prove their
claims. appoint a trustee, examine the
bankrupt and transact such other business
as may properly come before said meet
ing. CHARLES BALDWIN,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
Salt Lake City. Noy. 90 1911 o2i10
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modern, clean and desirable: n
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GROOM MOD. HOUSE FOR ~
completely furnished, newly ~
and summer kitchen. $40 per ,nonth
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CARD Or THANKS,


WE WISH TO EXPRESS OUR HEART
felt thanks to the many friends and
also the Masonic lodge and choirs for
their kindness and sympathy during the
Illness and death of our beloved mother
MRS. LOTTTE ID. BELL.
IL j.. DIBBLE AND WIFE
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SIROCk'S EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
aotei, restaurant aud household help
90 Headquarters for laborers
% West 2nd South. Phones a6i-
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ON Thompson makes GOOD clothes,
Turkey free till Thanksciviup.
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SEEFPARD'S EMPLOYMENT AGENCY,
The Red Front" liz West 2nd South,
Hoaoquarlers railroad and mining nclp.
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HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS.

NlSHED ROOMS FOR HOI
keeping. no. IL Kendall sGuare, {
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
unoommercial Liszt.

Artistic folk frequently have some what vague notions about business. Some of them are quite ignorant of it, others utterly indifferent to it and oth- CTS yet hate the very name of it. One in the last named category was LisZt. He had returned from successful tour, and Princess Metternich, the wife of the celebrated statesman and diplomatist, was questioning him re- garding the concerts he had been giv- ing abroad.
 "I hear," she said, that you did good business in Paris"
 To which Liszt gave the tart reply, "I only played some music there. Business-that I leave to bankers and diplomatists."
 To another lady the musical cleric gave a still more sarcastic answer. "Ah, Abbe," she sighed, what a great fortune you would make if only you could be induced to go to America to playw
 Madame" returned Liszt, 'if you stood in. need of that fortune, believe me, would go at once."
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
He Started the Trouble.

Mrs. Johnson had begun to learn French and was gleefully informing her husband of the rapid progress she was making in her studies.
 I'm afraid" remarked Johnson, 'that you'll soon grow tired. I've known people tackle a foreign tongue, expecting to know all about 1t in a few weeks, but before they have mastered even the rudiments their enthusiasm has evaporated and they have given up the task as hopeless"
 "Oh, that's not the case with me-" declared Mrs. Johnson confidently. 'T am getting on splendidly, and Pro lessor Dubois says shall soon begin to think in French"
 Well" the husband murmured, "T won't interpose any further objection, and I shall be glad when you are able to think in French. It will be some thing you have been unable to do in any other languageW
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
WiIIinu to Be Honest.

Phil May, the great English artist, earned his first fame in Australia. One day a broken down minister applied to him for charity, and May engaged him as a model AS a joke he also demand ed that his eighty-year-old pensioner agree to leave him his skeleton when he died. When May left Australia he called his model in. You've played me dirty trick" said May, 'by swim ding me out of that skeleton. I could have bought one in sound order and condition for half the money you've cost me" The old fellow, conscious of his base ingratitude to his best and most patient friend, answered: Don't be angry with me, MT. May. It's not my fault. I meant to keep my word. Stay in Sydney a few months longer and give me another chance to show you that I am a man of honor"
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
EIenhant Humor.

The courage of a lion at bay, great as it is, is no greater than that of the buffalo, and he must yield his scepter to the elephant, declares H. L. Tangye in his book, Tn the TOrrid Sudan" as to courage, size, strength and intelli- gence It is a temptation to declare that the elephant possesses a sense of humor. A herd of elephants once fell in with a train of donkeys. Their attention concentrated on the load the donkeys carried. With all the mischief of monkeys, the loads were torn asunder and their contents distributed over half the province. At Bor, on the Mountain Nile, the elephants were at one time full of practical jokes. Passing at night time through the vil- lage, they would knock the sleepers up by demolishing their huts above their heads, then contentedly march away.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
The Names of Moses.

Moses of Scriptural fame is called by eight different names in various places in the Bible. Bathia, the daugh- ter of Pharaoh, called him Moses be cause she drew him out of the water. Jochebed, his mother, called him Jeku- thiel, saying, "I had hoped for him. Miriam, his sister, called him Jared because she had descended after him into the water to see what his end would be. Aaron called his brother Abi Zanuch because his father had de- serted their mother. Amram, the ia ther of Moses, called the boy Chabar because he was again reunited to the mother of the lad. Kehath, the grand father of Moses, called him Abigdor because God had repaired the breach in the house of Jacob. The nurse of the grandfather of Moses called him Abi Socho because he was once hid den three months in the Tabernacle. All Israel called him Shemaiah be- cause ''in his days God heard their cries and rescued them from their op- pressors."
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Dot and Trousseau,

Dealing with the weaknesses of ac- tors, some noted for meanness, a Paris contemporary relates a good story of Frederick Lemaitre, the celebrated ac- tor, who was somewhat parsimonious When his daughter was about to marEy, Lemaitre agreed to provide the ''dot'' and the rousseau. Dot" it may be observed, is the French equiv alent for the English "dower" or Scot tish ''tocher."
 When the notary came to complete the contract and was. reading the terms Lemaitre said: 'The daughter of Frederick Lemaitre has not need of a dot. M. Le Notaire, strike out the dot"
 The prospective son-in-law was pres ent, and he had the courage to reply: ''The daughter of Frederick Lemaitre can easily clothe herself with the fame of her father. NJ Le Notaire, pray strike out the rousseau"
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26

and swapping "reminiscences with old associates of the days when he carried on a tailoring business in Cummings block-now Parsons'-something over thirty years ago Fred is full of anec- dotes of those days, and retains his well known fashion of narrating them.
 A. H. Hartman and wife and Fred Morin, jr. and wife attended the poultry show, WinSted, Thursday. MT. Morin had display of fowls there. and took second prize on pen of barred Ply mouth Rocks, and special on best male bird of the same strain. In the recent chicken show in Lenox he took first prize on the same pen.
 Director L. O. Rhoades, of the First Ward Long Tennis Association gave the club pink tea and sauer kraut saenger- fest i'll the drummers' room of the Can field Thursday night. The best people in the ward were among those present.
 MT. and Mrs. George l.. Parsons at- tended the Winsted poultry show where MT. Parsons had several pens of poultry that were prize winners.
 George A. Marvin was in Albany last week. and incidentally visited the capitol and witnessed some of the senatorship scrap.
 The Bordens have broken ground for a new receiving milk station at Chapin- vile. The lumber for the structure was purchased of Rhoades 6 Stanton, of Railroad street.
 George E. Atwood of Clayton and Miss May E. Hart of New Marlboro, were married at the Methodist parsonage in Canaan by Rev. MT. Cornford, on Mon day of last week. The young couple will reside in Clayton on their return from bridal tour.
 Falls Village visitors in Canaan Fri day were Mrs. Albert Davis. Mrs, Alice Benjamin, Mrs. Fred Egleston and Mrs. Olive Abbe.
 At the last weeks meeting of the Cranford Club, Thursday, the annual election of officers was held, and resulted as follows: President, Mrs. H. L. Ross; ice-president, Mrs. Joseph L. Parsons; secretary and treasurer, Miss Minnie Wilcox; program committee, Mrs. Pres ton, Miss May Smith. The meeting to- day will be with Miss DeHart
 Mrs. A. l.. Hugins was given 8 sur prise party at her home on Church street last Thursday evening by 8 number of her friends. Whist was played after which refreshments were served.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Really Worth Whiie.

Eben Pratt of Marshby had sent two sons to Boston and knew he had req son to be proud of them. One lay q summer visitor lingering in MT. Pratt's grocery, provision and dry goods es- tablishment mentioned some of the shining lights who had made them selves remembered in and near Boston and others still to be found there.
 ''We've had a good many smart men and women in and around our city" said the visitor, "and there are a num- Der of them left. We've got scientific men and writers and artists and musi- clans and''-
 MT. Pratt's dry voice broke in on the ist. eff ye call those folks smart" !" he said, "ye want to go down near the water to an address I'll give ye and see the way my boys, Ed and Sam, can open oysters! I guess that'n give ye something to go by when ye're talking of smartness. s."-Exchange
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Queered His Grapdfa+he-

Peter Augustus had a foolish, fond old grandfather. The grandfather was bOasting to visitor one day, as grand fathers will, about the family he had raised.
 My daughter Martha is a fine young woman," he said, "and her little boy. Peter Augustus, is a fine lad. But the finest thing about that pair is the af- lection that exists between them They never exchange a cross word. They're more like two young lovers than mother and son. It's beautiful to see them together. Hold on a min ute, and I'll call Peter Augustus in. Then his mother will come down, and you can see their relations for your self"
 The old man rose and ambled heavily to the door. There was beatific smile on his old face. Little Peter Augustus was playing with the cat in the gar den.
 Peter Augustusr' he shouted. "Pe- ter Augustus! Your mother wants youp
 The little boy dropped the cat and fixed searching glance on his grand father.
 ''Your mother wants you, Peter Au- gustusw
 "Does she want to warm me-" Pe- ter Augustus cautiously demandtG.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
The War Department. .

The war department as an execu- tive department of the government of the United States was established by an act of congress on Aug. ', 17S9. The secretary of war ranks third among the cabinet members in the line of succession to the presidency. He has charge of all matters relating to military affairs, subject to the direc- tion of the president, the distribution of stores, the signal service, the sur vey and improvement of harbors and the administration of the insular pos sessions.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
The Crv of the Loon.

The cry of the loon is one of the strangest, weirdest sounds in nature. Those who have heard it can scarcely wonder that it has so often been woven into song and legend.
 A blood red ring hung round the moon,
 Hung round the moon. An, me! Ah mel I heard the piping of the loon,
 A wounded loon. An, me!
 And yet the eagle feathers rare
 I, trembling, wove in my braves hair.
 Almost all writers who have attempt ed to describe the cry of this bird have likened 1t to unmirthful laughter Thus MT. Vernon Bailey, speaking of tho sound, describes 1t as follows "Only on the lonely lake in the heart of the woods do you get the startling thrill of the looms wild cry-one clear. piercing note or q long, quavering, de- moniacal laugh that to the timid sug- gests a herd of screaming panthers."
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Redhot Plays.

"It is a tremendous undertaking to get a new play accepted and produc- ed," once said the late Clyde Fitch to a friend. ''So many are written, and so few ever see the light of day. An English playwright with a gift of hu- morous exaggeration illustrated this fact to me once. He told me how he submitted a play to a celebrated ac- tor and how in the course of the con- versation the actor remarked:
 "'Don't you think it is growing chilly in this room?
 "'Yes; it is rather the young play wright admitted.
 ''Then the actor rang a bell, and a servant forthwith appeared.
 "'James,' said the actor, this room is rather cold. You may put three more manuscripts on the fire '"-Lip- pincott's.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Beauty and the Beast.

A well known churchman was visit ing New York, accompanied by his wife, who is as beautiful as her life mate Is homely. They were walking down Broadway one afternoon, and the pair attracted much attention. One of two young sports" evidently thinking to attract the favorable at tention of the churchman's wife, in an audible aside remarked that it was another case of ''the beauty and the beast" Quick as a wink the husband turned and, as he swung his right to the speakers jaw, scoring knockout, said, "I am man of peace, but nev- CT allow any one to call my wife a beast"
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
rwain,s Mos. Quoted wittieIsm.

Of all the witty things said or writ ten by Mark Twain no phrase has been quoted oftener than his reply to an alarmist report, "Rumor of my death greatly exaggerated" I think the his tory of this bonmot, says a core spondent, may interest. Mark Twain was on a visit to London some years ago and had been secured as the chief guest of a dinner to be given by lit- erary club. On the morning of the day when the dinner was to take place the secretary was shocked to hear a ru- nor that Mark Twain had died sud denly. At his wits end, he sought to verify it by a diplomatic note to Mrs. Clemens, in which he mentioned the rumor. Mark Twain got hold of the note and telegraphed the now famous reply, "Rumor of my death greatly ex- aggerated."
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Solitude.

Solitude is dangerous to reason with out being favorable to virtue. Pleas ures of some sort are necessary to the intellectual as to the corporal health, and those who resist gayety will be likely for the most part to fall a sac rifice to appetite, for the solicitations of sense are always at hand, and a dram to a vacant and solitary person is a speedy and seducing relief. Re member that the solitary person is cer- tainly luxurious, probably supersti- tious and possibly mad. The mind stagnates for want of employment and is extinguished, like a candle in foul air.-Johnson.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Four Kinds of Liars.

The late Sir Frederick Bramwell was famous both as q witness and arbi- trator in engineering disputes. It is re- called that his brother, the late Lord Justice Bramwell, on giving advice to a young barrister told him to be care ful of four kinds of witnesses-frst, of the liar; second, of the liar who could only be adequately described by the aid of a powerful adjective; third, of the expert witness, and, finally, of my brother Fred"
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
A Competent Critic.

A famous actor at an elaborate en- tertainment at a Fifth avenue million aires palace in New York rose to re- cite Mrs. Browning's Dead Pan" As he announced his subject and prepared to begin he heard a lady near him say distinctly:
 "What is the next piece? Some thing funny, I hope. Oh, yes-'The Dead Panr Dear me, how odd! Of course it must be funny-something about bad cooking, I suppose"
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Cautious.

The young housekeeper was looking at some soft shell crabs squirming and wriggling in their bed of seaweed.
 'They're very nice" said the dealer. Shall I send you a dozen?'
 'Yes," answered the innocent, 'if you are sure they are fresh. ."-New York Journal.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Extra Hazardous.

Beers-Poor Mrs. DeAlterres has al- ways been unlucky in the selection of her husbands.
 Townsend-Why do you say that?
 Beers-Her first husband was a guide in the Adirondacks, her second was a baseball umpire, her third was a manufacturer of dynamite and her last was an aviator-Chicago News.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26

II hear your husband has a bad cold He should avoid exposure"
 "Yes, indeed You know he's in one of those trusts and he is trembling from the exposure even now"
 Manager-"My dear sir, the name of your farce is against it."
 Author-"How so?''
 Manager-"How could we possibly put tThe Hobble Skirt on for run ?'' Baltimore American.
 "What did the rhinoceros do when you fired at him ?' asked the eager listener.
 "He just stood still and watched me run. ."-W Washington Star.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Trials and Foundations.

Every man deems that he has pre- cisely the trials and temptations which are the hardest of all for him to bear, but they are so because they are the very ones he needs-Richter.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
A Generous Spirit.

"Henry, I want $2 this morning."
 "What for?"
 Must I account to you for every penny I spend?" "I don't insist upon knowing about every penny. When it's less than a nickel you can bunch it."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
PIavinu Her Cards.

Tommy-May I stay up little long
 CT? Ethel-What do you want to stay up for? Tommy-I want to see you and MT. Green playing cards. MT. Green-But we are not going to play cards. Tommy-Oh, yes, you are, for I heard mamma saying to Ethel that everything depended on the way in which she played her cards tonight.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
His Sole Dread.

Hammond-Ron't you dread the st- lent watches of the night? Martin No; it's the cuckoo clocks that give me away.-Harper's Bazar.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Wanted 1t Abbreviated.

Jeweler-What shall I engrave in it? Customer-G. O. to H. L.
 Jeweler-What's that, sir?
 Customer (meekly)-George Osborne to Harriet Lewis; but just the initials. please.-Lippincott
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
Efu Time

Howell-What is the best time of day to go up in an airship? Powell-Well, I've always been q believer in early rising.-New York Press.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
The Thermome eter,

About 1720 at Amsterdam Fahren heit made his first thermometer, whict has served as a model ever since.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26
WEST CORNWALL
served

Mrs. Chauncey Baldwin died suddenly of heart failure, Tuesday night. Funera Saturday at one o'clock.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26

Good intentions will never justify bad actions.
Connecticut western news., 1911-01-26

They can conquer who believe they can.-Dryden.
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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1911-11-10

Lockwood who ran ten yards before
he was downed. Rainey tore Off an
other ten yards on end run. This
got the ball out of cadets territory,
and on the next downs c. NJ A. fail
ed to gain, and Witherspoon punted
/ and Porter got down the field and
recovered on a tumble; c. M. A. lost
on an attempted end run by Wither-
spoon, who had his ankle wrenched,
and punted. McWilliams received
and returned ten yards. B. & H.
punted and Kober received and gain
ed five yards. Whistle blew for third
quarter. Score II to 6.
Fourth Quarter.
G. M. A. penalized five yards for
men going too close to side line dur
ing intermission of quarters. Porter
tried tackle over tackle and lost three
yards and was hurt again. c. NJ. A.
punted, Coffmar received and gained
five yards but were forced to punt on
failure to gain. Shorty Lockwood re-
ceived the skin and carried it back
five yards; Hendley made four yards
on the first down, Looney five yards
on second down, on the third down
the ball went over
B. & H. attempted forward pass
but that Morgan Porter was in the
fray and smashed the formation to
B. & H. punted and Ko-
Der returned five yards. B. & H. pen
allied fifteen yards For dirty playing.
A forward pass from King to Wither
spoon to Looney netted five yards.
and Immediately c. NJ A. punted and
Coffman was thrown for a loss of
eight yards by Looney. B. & H. punt |
ted, Kober received but was downed
in his tracks. G. M. A. punted and
McWilliams gained four yards. &. &
Fl. made five yards on the first down. |
and this was followed with a forward |
pass for ten yards and Clevelend had |
an open field but tripped himself and
fell. B. & H. attempted another for
ward pass which was smashed by Red
Rainey and in the free for all tumble
Looney fell on the ball Witherspoon
tried an end run but failed and dron-
ped back and punted, Conman fun.
oled but recovered. On the first down
Rainey broke through the line and
smashed the play and B. d H. Dunt-
I'd. Kober received and returned four
ards. Rainey circled end for . sen.
;ational twenty-five yard run and was
recorded spectacular interference G
W. A. punted and b. & II. recovered a
umble, and Immediately punted Tho
cadets We're working hard for anotb.
n touchdown and the visitors were
working hard to keep the ball out of
heir territory and punted whom