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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

long your life by healthy bowel action.
Ciogged bowels invite disease. Women
about to pass the menstrual period cannot
90 better than use Syrup Pepsin several
times week until the system has set
tied to It's future condition.
among the strongest supporters OF DIR.
CaIdwell's Syrup Pepsln are Mr.. w a.
1orn OF New Decatur. Ala, and Mr..
George 9. Spauiding OF the National Sol
dlers' Home. Kansas. both elderly men.
The regular size bottles can be bought OF
any druggist at nifty cents and one dol
.ar' put free sample bottle can be had
by sending your address to the doctor.
For the free sample address DR.. w. q.
Caldwell, 2ol Caldwell building. AEontl-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Introduction Of New Plants.

But few farmers have any idea of
the great work our government is do.
ing in the way of introducing new
plants and fruits from the old world
into the United States. During the
last fiscal year more than 1000 seeds
and plants were brought in. The de-
partment Of agriculture has explorers
constantly on the lookout for all kinds
OF plants and fruits that seem capable
Of good yields in our own country.
They are picked up especially in Man
churia, Korea and China. There are
specimens from wild apricot trees
ten feet in diameter There are wild
grapes and wonderful persimmons
and bush cherries anu other curious
and valuable specimens that most of
US never dreamed of.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
You Never Can Tell.

A certain 'cellist was once snow.
bound for three hours at small rail.
road station. He unpacked his cello
and played his dozen fellow sufferers
a request program with the result that
one OF them took him to Europe for a
year. You never can tell as you bear
your precious fiddle-case through the
streets what magic easement may not
open on the foam (of steins), and
what fairy hand may not beckon you
within to do the one thing needful to
opus f1fty-nine, or draw a valiant bow
in the battle OF Schumann quintet
Robert H. Schaufiier, in the Atlantic.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
ITcHED so COULD NOT SLEEP

Il suffered from the early part Of
December until nearly the beginning
Of March with severe skin eruptions
on my face and scalp. At first I
treated 1t as a trivial matter. But
after having used CASTLE soap, medi-
Gated washrags, cold cream, vanish
Ing cream, etc., found no relief what
ever. After that diagnosed my case
as eczema, because of its dry, scaly
appearance. The itching and burning
OF my scalp became so intense that
thought / should go mad, having not
slept regularly for months past, only
at intervals, waking up now and then
because of the burning and itching Of
my skin. Having read different tes-
timonials of cures by the Cuticura
Remedies, decided to purchase box
Of Cuticura Ointment and a cake of
Cuticura Soap. After using them for
a few days / recognized a marked
change in my condition. bought
about two boxes of Cuticura Ointment
and five cakes of Cuticura Soap in all,
and after few days / was entirely
free from the itching and burning.
My eczema was entirely cured, all
due to using Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment daily. Hereafter l will never
be without cake of Cuticura Soap on
my washstand. highly recommend
the cuticura Remedies to anyone suf.
fering from similar skin eruptions and
hope you will publish my letter SO
that others may learn of Cuticura
Remedies and be cured" (Signed)
David M. Shaw, care Paymaster, Pier
65, N. r., New York City, June Q, 1910
Cuticura Remedies sold everywhere
Send to Potter Drug & Chem Corp,
Boston. for free book on skin and
scalp troubles.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Papa carried baby brother
To the pulpit down the aisle
Anu folks thought that they won
smother;
They were gasping all the while
For the church was fumigated
With some antiseptic smoke
And the stun was agitated
Every time we sung or spoke.
With a rustic of her faces
Mamma walked by papa's side:
from her garments still came traces
Telling Of formaldehyde.
All was very still and solemn
And the organ murmured there
Tones that echoed from each column
In disinfected air.
Then the pastor came and met them
Dressed In rubber coat and mask
We mad feared lest he forget them
When he undertook the task.
silently he stood and waited
While the organ softly played,
And as atomizer freighted
with benzoic acid, sprayed.
Then he took the vase of water
Warranted all free from germs,
And baptized the little daughter.
Using most impressive terms.
Sterilized, the congregation
sat nicrobeiess in the pews
And observed the conservation
A la scientific views.
Yet we're feeling far from merry,
And we fear that all is spoiled
Mamma, womanlike, contrary,
wouldn't let the child be boiledi
So we sit and sigh and wonder
And at night we lie awake
Thinking of this dreadful blunder-
The baptism may not take
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD
PERSONS BOWEL TROUBLE

One Of the most remarkable proofs OF
the unusual laxative merit contained in
DR.. CaidwelFs Syrup Pepsin Is that IT Is
effective not only in people in the prime
OF life, but at tho extremes of ages AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures of children, as from
men and women of sixty, seventy and
eighty years OF age. 1t must be truly a
wonderful laxative.
In the cure Of constipation and bowel
trouble In old people 1t has no equal. II
corrects the constipation, dispeIs the head
ache. blliousnsss, gas. drowsineas after
eating. etc. People advancing in years
should see to It that their Bowels move
freely. and II they do not to take DIR.
caldweifs syrup PepsiR. You can pro-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Moneys Worth.

What's the price o. that picter O.
the country road?" asks the new plu.
tocrat, who is stocking up the gal.
lery In his new home.
That is my masterpiece" explains
the artist. II have always hesitated
to part with 1t. But might consider
an offer Of $1,000 for It,"
It's purity. friend. but 1t doesn't
show the money. Tell you what I'll
do. You paint in $4,000 tourin' car
on that road an I'll not kick about
the thousand dollars worth o. seen
cry, Must be ten acres o. good corn
land inside that frame. anyhow"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
An Ambassador,s Nose.

An ambassador to Russia, formerly
leather merchant in this country,
discovered certain secret processes re-
garding special kind of leather man
ufactured there. He would have been
looked on with suspicion had 1t been
suspected that he could learn any
thing of these methods. But during
his sojourn he got near enough to GER
tain factories to register, through his
sense of smell. some Impressions with
which he was able to work out the
formulas when he returned home
Atlantic Magazine.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Hls SIGNATURE.

What is the delay?" asked a re-
porter who was waiting in the ante
room Of Independence hall while the
Declaration of Independence was be
ing signed.
Il understood that the document
would be filled out and ready to be
handed to the press long before
this"
They haven't all written their
names to it yet" explained the patriot
who had come out to get some fresh
air.
Losing hearth"
mo. Had to send for more ink.
John Hancock used up the last half
Of the bottle for his signature"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
The AmakanInn-

First Tragedian-Ah! deah boy! The
chance of my life came last night.
Izzacstein offered me thirty shillings
a week to play Hamlet. The contract
was drawn up. he lent me his foun.
tain pen to sign with, when
Second Tragedian-You woke up!
First Tragedian-Damme. How did
you know?
Second Tragedian-By the salary.
my pippin. I've dreamed like that
myself-Punch.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re.
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD L
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
In need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi.
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care.
fully as though you had personal inter.
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grippe, they do not weaken. but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in way that soon puts
these organs in healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. If
/ had my way would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining Of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and go paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatiyes.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead Of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
II; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing 45 pills,
25 cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD &
Jefferson SITS, Philadelphia.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

way. A nest is stiH left for the laying
hens, as indicated on section plan.
The alley affords room for incubators
and brooders, where the feed bins are
conveniently located near the water
troughs. writes Benton Steele in the
Farmers Mail and Breeze. Scratch
Ing room is provided with dust bath
and grit or feed trough as indicated.
The house should face to the south
and have an abundance Of light and
ventilation. All lie arranged so that
no distractions are in the way Of
speedy cleaning and complicated cor
ners for trash are dispensed with. All
partitions should be of wire, the floor
of cement, and the walls lathed and
plastered.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
No Excuse At All.

N, C. Goodwin, the comedian. was
condemning new comedy at a dinner
In New York.
Its climax" he said, rs false and
unsatisfactory-as false and unsatis-
factory as Rowndar's excuse.
ION Rowndar's return at a very late
hour, his wife said reproachfully:
You used to VOW / was the sum
shine OF your life, but now you stay
out night after night
Well. my love-. said Rowndar, 4
don't ask for sunshine after dark
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Key
AA-Drop curtains.
BB-Sitting hens
CC-Adjustable door.
DD-Adjustable ventilator.
The accompanying plans illustrate
q comfortable and convenient poultry
house to accommodate about one hum
dred fowls. The more important fea-
lures are the movable roosts, which
are more sanitary and more easily
cleaned than the old-style roosts with
dropping boards, the automatic ven
tilators. feeding and watering rack,
and more especially the drop curtain
nesting system, by which nest ca
pacity is doubled when setting time
comes. The slides or curtains AA are
set back in grooves at BIB, the set
ting hen Is thus shut off from the re-
mainder of the flock, but still has an
opportunity of feeding and exercising
as her nest opens out into the alley
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

"All bluff" says the magnate who
has been subject to four or FIVE days
of pointed questioning before an in.
vestigating committee. Its simply an
effort to secure LOT OF notoriety."
1T surely has been successful, re-
marks the other man.
Not at all. l declined to answer
every question they put"
Yes. but look at the notoriety you
have gained
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
LIatlnn M.

But" say the creditors of the man
who Is going into bankruptcy, he has
$4,000 automobile-has had 1t for
over a year. Yet we do not see It
listed with his assets. That seems
strange"
Gentlemen" observes the assignee,
surely you know that an automobile
isn't an asset. It's a liability"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
a COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR CTRT 9

IN New York City. Best features of coun-
tiy and city life Out-of-door sports On
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River. Academic Course Primary Class 10
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms.
an ssaa N us HAAnn se.ss Asss.s s.m is,s q w.A1
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Jonathan-Silas is dead. Went to
her city ter git a tooth pulled and
Their dentist told him he'd better take
gas first.
Postmaster-Gave him an overdose,
Ell?
Jonathan-No. After Their dentist
told him that he went back ter his
boarding house an took Their gas him
self.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Classification.

Sir" said little clustering man
to a religious opponent; Il say, sir,
do you know to what sect | belong?"
We'll, l don't exactly know" was
the answer: but to Judge by your
make, shape, and size, should say
you belonged to class called the in
sect"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
HIa hona.

Il suppose" the beautiful girl said,
you write for the mere love Of
writing?"
YES" the sad looking poet replied,
but still hope to some day be able
to write for at least fifteen cents
iine'-Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
"spoHN,sp

This is the name of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper. Pink Eye, Heayes,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and $I.O0 bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co. Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Many people fail to get strawberry
plants TO grow after being set, says
the American Agriculturist. Probably
the chief reasons are shown at the
right and the left in this drawing. The
plant at the right is set too deeply;
that at the left too nigh or shallow.
The correct method Ii shown In the
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Not ResponalhI.

Teacher-You are late every morn,
Ing.
Pupfl-Well, It isn't my fault that
you didn't build your blamed ed
school house nearer my home.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
EeehIe GnardlanahIn.

81 wonder" said the Sweet Young
Thing, why man Is always SO
frightened when he proposes2"
THAT" said the Chronic Bachelor,
rs his guardian angel trying to hold
him back. STRAY Stories.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

You are not treating yourself or your
family fairly II you. don't keep Han11ins
Wizard Oil in the house. It's the best
substitute for family doctor and mighty
good friend in case of emergency.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Set yourself earnestly to see what
you were made to do, and then set
yourself earnestly to do it.-Phillips
Brooks.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
IndloatIon. Of wIadorn

why do they call the owl the bird
of wisdom?"
at stays out all night and doesn't
tell what 1t sees or does. Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

1t Is good to be reputed to be sensi-
tive. People won't roast you half so
much II you are said to be thin
skinned.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

A pleasant smile and a sweet voice
are great helps on iife's journey.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
LADIES CAN WEAR sHora

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease the
Antiseptio powder 10 be shaken into the shoes. Il
makes tight new shoes fee easy. Gives rest ana
comfort. Refuse sabstitutes. For ERMm trial
package, address Allen y. olmstod. Ls Roy, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

An institution must be propped up
by precedent when 1t Is no more up
lifted by sap.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Eye SRlve In Aaepfic Tables
Prevents Infection--Murlne Eye SaIyo
In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine.
Ask Druggists for New Size 25o. VAL
liable Eye Book in Each Package
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
planting Potatoes.

Forget that potatoes were ever
planted in hills; level culture is much
better. Plant tbs tubers in deep fur
rows.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Garfield Tea will win your approval. IL
il pleasant to take, mild in action and very
health-givlng 1t overcomes constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Water for Stock.

Water is cheap. but 1t is a neces.
sity for sustaining the life OF the
stock.
aging hens need plenty of pure
water. for an egg is about so parts
water.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify
the blood and cleanse the system.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

A woman who has nose for news
usually has chin for telling It.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

A man doesn't have to be a detec-
tive in order to find fault.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

Away with these cemeteries OF
stone; they are indecent; let me fade
Into the anonymous grass!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

HERE IS HER OWN STATEMENT

Paw Paw, Mich.-"Two years ago suffered
very severely with displacement-I could not
be ON my feet for q long time. My physician
treated me for several months without much re-
lief, and at last sent me to Ann ArbOr for an OPP
Grafton was there four weeks and came home
suffering worse than before. My mother adj
vised me to try Lydia e. PinlSham's Vegetable
Compound and did. To-day am well and
strong and do all my own hOusewOrlz. owe my
health to Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound and advise every woman who is afflicted
with any female complaint to try it, Mrs.
OrviIle Rock IL. r. No. b, Paw Paw Mich.
WThnra d
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28


Ills medicines world eGoa
The most perfect weak aad dsH.
cate women IL DIR. Peroe's Favorio Prescription.
1T MAKES WEAK WOMEN STRONG
SICK WOMEN WELL
forth Plain English Adviser zoos paaesl n.
revised
cent stamps to mailing
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Getting the Worst Of Il.

"Bliggins isn't very lucky in driving
bargains"
NO. He says he can't even change
his own mind without getting the
worst of the deal"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
HIa Eniurs
HE Future.
Knicker-Is he a has been?
Bocker-No. a going to was.
A Poor Weak Woman

As che is termed, will endure brayeIy and patiently
aGonies which strong man would give way under
The fact is women are patient than they ought
% be under such troubles.
Every woman ought TO know fhat she may obtain
the most experienced medical advice free Of ehayge
and Ia absolute confidence and privacy by writing TO
Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, NJ r. Or. Pierce
has been chief consulting physician OF the Inyalids
Hotel and Surficai Institute, of Buffalo, N. " for
many years and has had wider practical experience
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

EE-Movable roosts.
F-Dust bath.
Grit box.
HH-Feed and water.
III-Bins.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

R0ckpOrt, Ind" There O
Ills than
For able anything
for month and doctor said nothing but
COMPOUND; 50 to please him took IT, and improved
never feel any III effects only other
before submitting to Mrs. Margaret incredibly
IL. +. I'D. No. B. ROckpors Ind.
We will handsome reward person who will
that these letters not genuine and uthuor that either
these paid their testimonials
letters published without their permission the
letter from each did not to entirely unsolicited
For so years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable GES>~SSS
Compound the standard remedy 7HVuU$NWNL
female Ills No sick Justice fW - @SSAW
herself who will this medicine III
Made exclusively from roots herbs and III ~ III
has thousands of cures to its credit III w III
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick (c\ Ar~,fI M
~ to write her for advice She has W\fIESAG&SLW
thousands
Address Mrs. Pinkhan Lynn, Mass
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1911-06-01
JOHN w. SUR on ys sFR SEPF To n 6Epo1

Gail Fouts of Salem, Oregon, Wis
tied last week with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Fouts of this place. He
will go on to Boise where he will
make home for his family, who
are visiting in Canada.
Do not forget the play given under
the auspices of the w. C. T. U. June
9Th at the Fruitland packing house
called 1.-The Union Depot"
Mrs. Babcock of Falks Store is
the guest of her friend, Mrs. c. E.
Barnes this week.
Miss Olsby visited over Sunday
with her friend Miss Velva Grimes.
While out here she went fishing with
Mr.. Channer and with a common
hook and line and the time honored
angle worm each caught nice
young sturgeon weighing something
like 10 pounds apiece.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Richardson en-
tertained Mr.. Middleton and Mr..
Brookwater of Omaha, Nebr., to
dinner on Thursday.
'uss Ruby Smith and Miss Pear
son If New Plymouth were the
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1911-06-01
BUSY FRU|TLAHD ITEMS

Tuesday was Memorial day and
many visited the cemeteries where
.eir loved ones had been laid
~4@ay, but owing to the unusual
dearth of flowers it was difficult to
do much in the way of decorating.
w. c. T. U. was postponed Tues
day on account of Memorial Day.
A large crowd greeted Rev. Kyles
at both morning and evening services
Sunday, that being his last day with
the Fruitland people as pastor, hav-
ing resigned his pulpit here, that he
may better fit himself for his life
work at College. He leaves hosts
of friends who wish him the best
life can give In the evening ser
vice he very touchingly commended
the work here to his friend, E. N.
Thorn who will take charge at once.
Little Harold Vestal ran into ytre
Sunday with such force as to make
a deep cut under the ear and lip.
But the young man showed his true
mettle when his first thought was he
could not go to Sunday school.
Mrs. DR.. Harvey Thursday night
entertained about eighteen of young
married friends in honor of the
Ycuo1 r,laa c.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1911-06-01
PALACE PHARMACY

always have good turn out at any
thing gotten up in it's behalf. NOT
only a fine supper was served but
eleven gallons of delicious Ice cream
and cake were sold.
Word was received just after noon
Sunday that William Shepherd,
brother of John Shepherd and Mrs.
A. C. Morford, was killed in the rail-
road yards in Huntington at eleven
o'clock that day.
Mrs. Miller has the foundation laid
for her new residence on East bouie-
ward. The one just completed is
to rent.
Miss Laura Wachter returned fro
a short visit to her sister, Mrs. JOHN
Herforth in Boise, Monday afternoon
Miss Mardel remained fer longer
stay.
The children OF the Congregational
Sunday School are busy getting rea6l
for the Children's Day program to
be given the second Sunday In
June.