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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05

Some people would drown with life
prc.rn,r at hand They are the kind
that suffer from Rheumatism and Neural
gia when they can get Hamhns Wizard
OIL the best Of all PAIN remedies.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05
Blue Monday.

DO you know why we call this day
Rlue Monday
Maybe It's because 30 much blue
ing Is used Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05

Constipation causes and aggravates many
SERIOUS diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Dr. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor.
ito family laxative.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05

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presidents
presi
president
president
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05

Lewis Single Binder straight &c cigar
Is made TO satisfy the smoker.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05

II takes more than n singing yo
c1bulary to make a prophet.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05
A Sounding Name.

who is that girl in furs who seems
20 be the big scream"
She? oh. she's our sleigh belle
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-01-05

Stranger-My lad, I'm looking for a
hr. John Smith"
Kid-Im Mr.. John Smith
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17
The Theatres
LAST CHANGE TONIGHT
Fargoans Who Have Not Yet Seen
De curcey at Savoy Have One
More Opportunity.

Tonight is the last chance to see the
clever comedian, Mr.. Richard DeCour-
cey at the Savoy family theatre. He
keeps the audience in an uproar of
laughter from beginning to end Of his
act with clever singing and story tell
ing.
The Irving Sisters who have re-
ceived many well-deserved encores will
be at the Savoy for the last time to-
night. Their clever and refined acts
in singing and dancing will be re-
membered by visitors at the Savoy.
Civilization, one of the pictures given
last evening. shows how an eastern
girl went to educate the Indians
and the trials she had to contend with
in her missionary work. A thrilling
love story is interviewer in the action
of this picture.
The Cost Of Drink is another good
picture, showing the downfall OF man
caused by the curse of drink. 1t comes
direct to the point, and will do more
to show young men and boys the evil
effects of drinking than any amount Of
books
The same show will be given tonight
giving all a chance to see these ex-
cellent pictures and vaudeville acts for
only 10 cents for any seat in the house.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17
THE eRAND-vAuDEvILLE

There Is a suggestion Of vitality
and variety about the new bill at the
Grand the week Of Monday, June 10,
which makes for popularity.
Few songologists and dancers are
more entertaining than Root g.
White. Their lyrics are new and they
insert clever dancing that will serve
as tempting entrees to help matters
along.
Eva wescott who has been account
ed very clever in light comedy has
become vaudeville star and will be
seen with her company in comedy
dramatic sketch, A Butterfly Wife.
The sketch is said to be tremendous
" funny. moving along with seren-
ity that Ii admirable until the clinnat-
ic not Is reached and comedy OF the
most irressstibly amusing brand is
dolled out until the refreshing finish.
Don Carney will present his origi-
nal novel pianologue and viii come
prepared to give one his most Atract-
i've musical offerings.
The headline feature for the week
will be the Royal Hinode troupe Of
Japanese acobats who will feature
the slide for life. This act is said to
far excel any exhibition OF its kind
that has ever migrated from the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Short coats, covert serge and silk,
clearing at $1.9s and s3.4S. See A. l..
Moody's ad in tonight's Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17
AT THE oRPHEUM.

Tonight the last chance to see Max
inns Models and this weeks most pleas
ing BILL
Monday and all next week some of
the best acts in vaudeville will be pre-
scented.
Harris and Randall Co. presents
their classy rural comedy, Fifty Miles
from Nowhere, a laughable paylet por-
trayed by cever artists. The Peasant
Trio of real entertainers have a must
cal act that always met with approval
as all three are talented musicians new
to vaudeville.
Kramo Bros, the circus clowns, in
their idiotic comedy acrobatic turn,
Vacation Time.
Chief Tendehoa, the Indian Wonder,
on the rings and trapeze.
Edna Walper viii sing the new H.
Illustrated songs. Professor Parsons
orchestra and the orpheumscope show
ing the latest productions. viii COM
plete this extensive bill for next week.
A matinee every day at 1900. Evenings
at 1880 and 300. Same popular prices.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17
new ENGINEERING
co. HAS CONTRACT
GENERAL ENGINEERING co. AL.
READY HAS MANY CONTRACTS
AND MUCH BUSINESS BEFORE
srARTING-TEMPoRARY QUAR-.
TIERS BEING USED.

The General Engineering Co., a con
tracing corporation organized recent
ly in. the city for the purpose of in
stalling heating, plumbing and lighting
systems, has already a great many
contracts on hand and it's 'offfces IN
the Kennedy building on Broadway are
filled with blue prints Of all deserip.
tons, representing many thousands o.
dollars. ''.r.
The new engineering and contracting
company was organized not more thar
fortnight. ago with James Kennel:
as president, Alex Stern as vice presi
dent, and William F.. Fortune as secre
tary and treasurer.
Hardly had the formation OF tn
concern been announced and befor
the articles OF incorporation wer
hardly out of the office Of the secretar.
Of state, than the company was floode.
with business. 1900
Temporary headquarters and office
have been established on the thire
floor of the Kennedy building, but II
is the purpose Of the company TO oper
its permanent quarters on the first
floor Of the building Mr. mccoy has
been put in charge and will conduct
the affairs of the Office for a time
at least.
The offices of the GenetaI Engineer
ing Co. are filled with blue prints of
variety Of descriptions which means
great volume OF business,
Forum Want Ads a-e business getters
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Flowery Kingdom. Their feats are
many and difficult, yet executed with
an amazing swiftness and sureness
that prociaims the real artists.
Miss Graham will sing the new
pictured song and there viii be sew
eral delightful picture comedies.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Mrs. Mae Fairbanks has returned to
her home at Minot after a pleasant
ten days visit with Mrs. Shepard Of
Fourth street north.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. McNaught left
today for the twin cities. They will
visit with Mr.. MeNaught's parents,
Major and Mrs. McNaught of ST Paul,
and with Mrs. McNaught's uncle, A. A.
Graves of Minneapolis
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Miss Louise Swanson expects 10
leave Tuesday for Grand Forks. where
she will spend short time with her
grandmother, Mrs s. Lyon.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17
COURT At SHERBROOKE
District Court Will Convene at sher.
brooke Next Tuesday--Twenty
Gases on the Calendar.

The district court OF the Third ju-
diclal district will sit in Steele county
next week. Judge Pollock and w. c.
Green, court reporter, viii leave Fargo
Tuesday morning for Hope, from which
place they will be motored to Sher-
brooke. the county seat of Steele coun-
ty where the court will be in session.
There are twenty cases on the calen-
dar at the Steele term Of the court.
1t is expected that some of these will
be withdrawn, others continued, and
that the term will not be very long
one.
Short coats, covert serge and silk
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Special lot trimmed hats up to
SIS so, clearing at s2.4s. see A. i.
Moody's ad In tonight's Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17

Special lot trimmed hats up to
IS. so, clearing at $2.4S. See a. l..
Moody's ad in tonights Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-17
BROTHERS ARE RELEASED.
Two Brothers Who Washed Their
Clothing Were Released.

Putting cleanliness next to godli-
ness. Judge Miller released the two
Peterson brothers, who were in the
police court late yesterday afternoon
charged with showing their persons in
an obscene manner. The two brothers
had taken off their clothes on the river
bank near the south bridge for the
purpose of washing them, and claimed
to be entirely innocent Of any crime.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
THE CHAMBER BEsTIRs ITSELF


WIN Councilman poddng wake up the Chamber
O Commerce. 49,.
Tho star members Of that august body
everybody else n Seattle has nk feea
the best interests OF Seattle
who have swung Il to their own aeah
the seattle uuprosreNe TO the
selfish uurcprentatVe and az a
consequence. only useless but harmful
the chamber or Nohefte n
manifcstly standpat
The absolutely the confidence OF the people
actually point thousands OF people
Chamber OF against this u must De an
Chamber Of Commerce Is anxious 10 set TINS
through. be something behind a.
side
The opposed bond Issue because the s T.
opposed t.
interests opposed e.
The opposed railroad bin because the rail
the because certain pls
employers didn't want a.
the peopehats what they have driven
be people believe.
but this clique 81 big
which rich because
of special privileges. running the chamber
organized work for the upbuidng OF Seattle
-" FOR such
organization
quit boosting
business representing Seattle and
representing itself les hold the people
had the Chamber Of Commerce when
the Il will keep dons Il a. ong as
standpatters control IT,
progressive chamber for the best
interests upbulding Of the though
The chamber far behind the times that Is nearly
a mosshack
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
Henry George, the Step Brother of the Single
Tax, Tells Seattle About His Famous Doctrine

Suppose wen have TO call Henry
George. tr.. the brother Of the
single tax movement
llow7 Well. Henry George. the
ldcr. was the father OF the theory.
". George. Jr. should DO step
brother anyhow
And Young Henry George IL just
aa enthusiastic about the single
tax 40 his father was lie was
recently elected 10 c0ngrcnH on a
single tax platform. But while he's
waiting for Champ Clark TO ring
the bell. here he Is going around
the country trying 10 convert the
people 90 the new religion.
For Il is religion 20 Henry
George. Jr. and 20 all the good
single takers. And they were there
In force at tho Y. M 9. A. last
night to hear him
Give 90 the community what the
community makes and 10 the lndi-
vidnal what the individual makes
That was the gist Of Georges argu'
mont
There should be no taxes on
anything produced by labor; the
whole tas burden should be on nat
urai nonopolies," he said. Tax the
dog In the manger outi Manhattan
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

Of calico. and now the present
ground value, exclusive Of the I'M
provements, 10 between three and
four billions Who created that
vaiue7 Certainly not the landlords.
The people making UP the com
munlty created "a. and these values
should. therefore. 90 back 20 the
public treasury.
III | were a dictator" he said,
my first act would be 10 DO away
with the army and navy. would
send the young men around the
world to learn something from
other peoples and remove national
and religious preludlces. Then We
would have peace
lie spoke Of the progress In the
single tax movement IN Australia
aud Canada. and said that Seattle
should send some young men TO
Vancouver 20 report on conditions
there. send Joe Smith. some one
shouted from the audience. followed
by hearty applause
Mayor Dllling was chairman Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
HOW. DOES SHE KNOW?

he a % he
family Harvard doctors that.
a
family
4 think that legislation that would do with the large family
OF would make the ability children pv
lege would privilege
be that would children instead Of consider
a 10 be
Deprive children.
all they allowed Well well,
How could enforce law anyhow docor7 Ever think
Of did
your brains trying to nda folks from having children
would be better
no poor OF
real OF
life the reoncled
college
koL5 is suing Din in the spectacular fashion The nice
thing about between both
office.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
THEN 1T HAPPENED
tour Dails Discontinued sioryi

Jinkton'a auto had gone dead.
Here was fix. Ten miles from
home and nothing 10 make the thing
go. But siop-herc comes Boggle
in his machine. Boggle Is friend
of Jinkton Boggle will be a Good
Samaritan. Sure. Boggle will give
Jinkton a tow.
But, hold on" said Jinkton. we
can't tie the tow rope 20 my axle
Il might bend the axle. I've bet.
ter idea. I'll tie the rope around
my waist and steer" This was done
Everything went gaily for n while.
gaily as a creased pig. until sudden.
ly Jinkton's auto struck a rock and
stopped. while Boggle went right on
towing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
THE LAW AND THE QUIBBLE



Justice
thing approximating justice
curiouy twisted by
that the belief has begun gain ground
that made merely 20 shield the guilty
this regard-dont
nhsgen sactnea and
evidence
folk
that them aud apply them
People Who mentally mudded on this point may get some ht
the following OF Cincinnati judge made ruling
quaahed
technical defect the wording OF the ba
this eniehsened
Of the o.
shield
flaming guilty
mo clubbing cssn9 should be tolerated by the court The
ancient practices essdns the tolls Of the law because the rs
rs place
all guilty
Certainly.
should offenders and that guilty
shall suffer"
worthy Of the Judge who said this Common Pleas
Judge Frank German OF Cincinnati the only pleas Judge
In Cincinnati not nominated and elected By the Cox
while o n mind this Judge
behind indictment chagng
perjury against
GRASS SEED and ,un burs are burned sight more
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
0n WHY NOT SMILE a WSfsLE7 ua
Star Dust

s44E rsssE ~~4E
! THAT'S a COLD IN THE 4
| HEAD. 4
! 4 Aktk $1,000 - = 4 A 4
BY IRWIN THOMAS
when YOU sniff and whccgc,
And then take n sneese.
And your nose ia red
That's a cold In the head.
when dab. II 90 please"
Means that. If you please"
No matter what's said
That's q cold In the head.
whom your feet don't mate,
Aud the world You hate.
And sou feel as lead
That's cold In the head.
When you're cross as sin
Because Of the din,
Aud meat tastes like bread
That's "a cold in the head
when you feel like well.
II VIII rhyme with tell
And wish you were dead
That's a cold in the head.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
THE NONSENSE OF THE WISE

Smokers Of
Of taste according DR. Elizabeth
With the Of arophled
have highly seasoned food and that turn
generally.
Do yourself Of And YOU
beg pardon madam-but years OF age"2
We spirit curiosity ind
basis for valuation authority question affect
Ing millions
who gobbe anything that
II she doesn't smoke and isn't
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
OBSERVATIONS
WHY bod have an eIght.hour day lor mother7

Why not have eighthour mother?
WELL, Wen have a good council after Monday night
wa, ou ~, 10, o o
signing the "ful bill?
WHEN a brewery a brewery? holding company
asking saloon licenses contrary o
popular progress will the
recall OF judges be a live burning
INSURGENCY In the Chamber OF viii
be trying make insurgents out Of Banger Taft
JUDGING hundreds to In the
enough go round
for while
ies All the old people there wan is humane
ought to
The new council hope every
mighty things - - ~ ~ p' - 'e $3.50
things me Rebellion has the democracy had chance
- - ''se and for It's . / t now
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

The motoriat emerged from be-
meath the car and struggled for
breath HiB helpful friend. holding
the oil can. beamed upon him I've
Just given the cylinder a thorough
olling, Dick. old man.. said the
helpful friend Cylinder" said the
motorist. heatediy, that wasn't the
Hylinder. II was my carl"-Tit-
Bits.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

III you want TO marry me, you
should see my father"
I've seen him several times. but
! want to marry you Just the same"
Chicago Record Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

Wen. I guess. he met me on
Monday looked papa up In Brad
streets on Tuesday and proposed
Wednesday
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
JOKES SUBMITTED BY STAR READERS
REWARD OF THE FAITHFUL SERVANT

merchant prince the faithful clok confront
ed his master ucmhlugly
prince you my
for 20
failerod he faithful clerk.
Twenty-Five today, 10 Il notf
Yes. thank remembering a."
Tut You a o the house"
Thank
"You have proved yourself worthy Of confidence"
oh.
"You my service"
yes.
Jenkins Of this fact
present for Pray this bottle OF hair dye"
LUE1.LA MacKNNoN.
iTtT n. 18TH IT.. station r. Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

may a $50 cash Il In these
would toll s. day. SIN the $50
promptly every trouble with
a things-theyre s irregular
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
JOSH MISE
SAYS

FLAMES q e.
atroyed IN Moo.
brooder res
dence on Z n .
e q Q Q o. town.
but tn gallant
tire lad q les
saved a o Z
Aunt X "a I d q
N o o b = ooder's
preserves. Tn
fire had such a
start that u had
ter be them or
IN piano"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

An ungaant brute he will be glad adopt
hacm skirt. might eAdao the
Eaatern custom Of wearing their faces wrapped np
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
FORCE OF HABIT.

Yes. he's very nice young man,
But always talking shop
The poutiug miss protested.
and | cannot make him stop.
For he's ear conductor.
And when calling on me he's
Peraiatcntly remarking.
Went yuu ST UP closer.
please =
Philadelphia Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

The street car conductor opened
the door to the front platform to
collect his fares. He encountered
five policemen riding home from
work.
Five coppers." remarked the
conductor, slamming the door, land
not a nickel In the bunch Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

Caruso's vocal cords are prob.
ably suffering from egotism.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

the meeting: on the platform wers
Joe Smith. Oliver T. Erickson. supt.
of Schools y y. Cooper. aud Geo. y.
COtterlll
In the morning Ar George al.
dressed the university students. and
In the Afternoon he spoke 70 shout
$50 postal clerks and letter carriers
Ia the Labor Temple
Result Of Reading.
Where are you Off 70 In such
hurry"
TO fetch the doctor for ny
husband"
What's the matter with himy"
lie says he has hepafitis. dy&
pepsia. rheumatism. enteritiE. gas.
tritls. appendicitis. nephrltls. and
cerebro-spinai meningitis"
Holy terrors, Wbere'd he get
EN- aii7"
why. he's been reading med
zeal dictionary"
Brush up on your Mexican dishes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
Oh. WISE ONE

1Fft WOE ONEs
DO you think ! am really your
affinity asked Solomon's gS5th
wife coquettiahly.
My dear" said the wisest guy,
you are one in a thousand" He
got away with Il, too. Toledo
blade.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

tulip a interesting
thar the high Of sagc e
the Hicktown represst0is.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

Il understand that after waiting
twenty years she married a strug-
cling man 1u
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
All IF


SAN 4
rha nu
IN
yealed (
tfsenlent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

Shall you return TO power. sire p
asked Napoleon's secretary as they
departed together from the field OF
Waterloo.
4 fear me not" said the Empcr.
or. sadly. That hooknosed war.
rior. the Duke OF Wellington. ap.
pears 10 have captured my. return
ticket. "--Ilarper's Weekly.
what In the world do you want
with so many garden seeds7" IN.
qulred the patient member OF con
gress. You surely don't plant all
OF them"
NO" replied the constituent.
we put a little milk and sugar on
them and use them for breakfast
food. Washington Star.
After the sermon on Sunday
morning the rector welcomed and
shook hands with a young German.
And are you a regular commun-
icant? ?" said the rector
Yes" said the German; II take
the 7:45 every morning -Llppin-
colts Magazine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

THE narrower a girl Is the less
display space she has for
diamonds. Kansas City Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

Eyes, poor chap. He struggled
the best he knew how. but she
landed him. Brooklyn Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
ON THE MEXICAN BORDER

Tlntion'" exclaimed sergeant 20 his platoon. Fro
tind % roNieal A many % IL prcain viii II
many Of ye a. ~ not preaint viii say Absent"
" sn
brighton station.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

automobile country chauf
monkey wrench
The farmer Misunderstanding him replied.
horse ranch and the there keeps cattle ranch
Is chicken ranch but have anything monkey
PERCY SANKEY.
3f33 W. Gath
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

lie sitting the
Noisclcasly he behind
he had kissed her.
How dare YOU" abe ahricked
Pardon me" he bufed readily y thought
She stepped into the light You IDIOT"
NETTE SHAFFER
ms.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

4 Wtah I we're = bird. she sighed.
So ! might ny away"
You are. her little brother cried.
AZ least that's what they say
Boston Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16

when the mouth think on
all right
a. STARK
w. seattie
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-03-16
DID SHE DO IT.


aisle bupiy when tsache
cepied her.
ma IN questioned he
Take that Of your and your Zee; In
sCHuMER
1914 h. Alder st.. Seattle.