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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
NEW YORK PRODUCE.

New York, March .-Butter-Market
easy: creamery specials, 2Oa21c; extras
19G19lac: first, 1T11@1SHc.
Cheese-Market unchanged.
Eggs-Narket firm; western gathered,
Poultry-~Aiive firm. Western chickens
154151sc: fowls. 17@1Sc; turkeys. 15@1Sc
Dressed, irregular; western chickens, lac;
fowls. 141aM17c; turkeys 1Gln22c
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN.
Leading futures ranged as follows:
--Close-
To- Yes
Wheat Open High. Low day. terday.
MAN,. al2 $685. 94ls 95A- 94M
July...... 955s $685. 955s 961a- 96
Sept. sssi so.z ss5s 9ols ssS.

CASH GRAIN.
Wheat-No ] hard s73sc; No. 1. north,
ern. .6as7lsc. to arrive a57sap97llsc;. No. 9
northern, 33fl:5lsc; to arrive, 93@95lsc: No.
northern, 9l6l4c: No. durum. 82hc: to
arrive. s2lac; No. 2 durum, sic; to arrive.
Sic.
corn--No. 5 yellow. 411au41a4c; to arrive.
4ll2c: No. 4. 40Gl4O1,c
: oats-No 9 while. 2s1s@esc; to arrive,
sc; No. 3, 2G120l21c.
$2.6312
Barley6S092c.
Rye-SOc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

If It's Your Eye Use Pettit's Eye salve
for inflammation, stys. itching lids. eye
aches, defects of vision and sensitvity to
strong lights. All druggists or Howard
Bros. Buffalo, n. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Roots, Banks and Herbs-Hood's
sarsaparilla SO combines the great
curative principles of roots. barks and
herbs as TO raise them to their high
est efficiency for the cure OF all spring
humors, all blood diseases, and run
down conditions
There is no substitute for Hoods.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Not a Lucrative Job.
Friend SO your friend has left col
lege. What is he in?
Pater-Debt
Patel'1

The Chicago Fire could have been pre-
vented with one pail of water, but the
water was not handy Keep bottle of
Hamlins Wizard Oil handy and prevent
the fiery pains of inflammation.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

feet and ankles We're bloated and
was in Il bad way when | began with
Doan's Kidney pills | used four
boxes and was entirely cured"
Remember the name Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box Foster-M ilburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE

the antiseptc powder to be shaken into the
shoes. 1t makes your feet feel easy and com.
Portable aud makes walking delight. Sold
everywhere, 25c. Reuse snbstitntes For free trial
package, address Allen S .Olmstead Leroy NY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

lions. Again they be-
came scanty, were
very thick and attend
ed by burning and
scalding. Soon a drop
steal condition be-
came manifest and l
began to worry. NV
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

Winter patents. dull, 2Ss.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
LIVERPOOL GRAIN.

Liverpool, March 1-Close: wheat-Spot,
dull; No. 2 red. western winter; no stock
Futures. quiet: March, IS sAd; May, is
sgd: July, 6s sgd.
Corn-Spot: American mixed, new, easy,
As Id: American mixed, old, quiet. So Id !;
Futures, steady; May. As 31sd; July, AZ
3Ts1
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces inflamma-
ton, aliays pain. cnres wind collie. 25c II bottle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Suaal.coated. tiny, granules, easy to take.
Do not grippe
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Better health is sure 10 follow the use of
the natural Herb laxative, Garfield Tea.
All druggists.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
One Happv Condition.

Wireless is Il wonderful thing. isn't
lt9 It's going TO take the place
of everything telegraph, telephone.
thought transference -why, they even
transmit newspaper photographs that
way
Yes. but there's one thing they'll
never do with wireless"
What's that?"
'Wire-pulling
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Inconsistency often means those
deeds in another which only half
understand.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Druggists everywhere sell Garfield Tea
the Herb laxative. 1t acts as gentle aid
to Nature
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

And many a man never realizes the
value Of his home until he has occa-
sion to collect the fire insurance
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

1t is possible to have too much of a
good thing The dog with the shortest
tail runs the least danger OF having
tin cans tied to it,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Friend (consolinglyl SO you've lost
your job, eh? We'll, don't worry about
it. ] reckon you was only wastin' yer
time in place like that
Young Bill (sadly0-Yes, that's
what the boss told me when e fired
me
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Nothing Too Good.

for you. That's why we want you
g take CASCARETS for liver and
bowels. It's not advertising talk
put merit-the greet, wonderful.
asting merit of CASGARETS that
We want you to know by trial. Then
you'll have faith-and join the rnil-
ions who keep well by CAsCA-
REFS alone. so9
cAscARRTs roc boz for Q weeks
treatment, all druRsista BiSRest seller
IN the world. A3iliou boxes month.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Climatic Conversation.

THE weather is always a convent
ant topic of conversation"
81 don't think so. You are often
compelled to think twice In order to
select polite phraseology."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

1t is sweet to feel by what fine spun
threads our affections are drawn to-
gether.- Sterne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
40.
Sheep Receipts 1000. Market Toe lower.
Native muttons. $s7s44.75; lambs, $500
JOSEPH LIVE STOCK

South st. Joseph. Mo-, March 1-Cattle-
Receipts LEO Market steady to 1Oc high
er. Steers. s4.5O@16.25; cows and heifers,
81 .50M5.T5: calves, S3.50QlS.50
FIogs-Recelpts 6,0O0 Market 5I1Oc high
er. Top, sI.15; bulk of sales, s.. S0QI70O.
Sheep-Rece!pts 1900. Market strong.
Lambs, $4.50lI6.OO.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

- ONLY oNE" rnaan o1 9ggIN1NE E..
the signature Of Il. W Grows. Used the World
over Cure Il Cold n ono Day. DC.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Spring M ecaicine
Needed Now, and the Best Is
Hoods SarsaparilIa

Which purhes enriches and rcvitaizes the blood
other does 40 500 testimonials of cures, in two years.
Get in usual liquid form tablets called Sarsatabs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Garfield Tea purifes the blood. clcanses
the system, clears the complexion. eradi-
Gates disease and promotes Good Health.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
A woMAN's KIDNEYS.
Are Often Responsible for Untold
Suffering.

Mrs. w. H. Kaiser, Whitney, Nebr.,
lays: Many times during the night
| was obliged to arise because of too
frequent passages Of kidney secre
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Sympathy sometimes means sitting
in ar and passing out soft words to
lame folk
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Latest Quotations.

How would you like game picture
for your dining room? A brace of can
vasbacks. say?"
mo cheap stuff for me. Paint me
picture of dozen eggs"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
Between octoqenarians.

Il understand they sentenced him
70 life Imprisonment
We'll, no; it wasn't as bad as that.
he only got SO years! Puck
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

i A woman always fears she won't be
In time for the bargain sale.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
BUTCHER STOCK.

Tho. was the same active tone to the
fit COW a:ld heifer division as noted on
yenf steeis. The Germand was strong from
both the local packers and the shipping
clement. Sellers were not III all back
yard in asking higher prices from the
start and agreements Were reached with
.ln buyers Will very little difficulty The
bat due to trains being late the session
was lons. l'rade was On lUc higher
basis tnaE Yesterday or 2uu26c higher
than the close of the previous week. Bulls
,.lct active inquiry at the same advances
Is other classes OF butcher stock. while
there was the same stroas demand for
,eals at firm rates.
The toiiowing quotations are current ON
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

CASH GRAIN.
Wheat-No. . red. s7l9Msss4c: No 3 red.
s34SSc: No. hard. S7,.NS9c; No. 3 hard,
s5ussc: No. northern spring, 970I99c: No
> northern spring, 95M9Sc; No. 3 spring, 81
M37c.
acc: No. . yellow, l5lsM46c No 3. 42sat
1870: No. 3 white. 430l43lac; No. 3 yellow,
4SAM43ac; No. 4. 40Nl41l2c.
OatsNo. 9 white, 3Os4M3lc; No. 3 white,
29lA m3oi4c; No. white. 29G29,sc; standard.
:OAM;G4c.
Primary Recepts--Whea $4,000 bush
els: year ago. 100000 bushels. Shipments,
i29DsO bushels: year ago 2l1,OOO bushels
Corn Receipts. 1.4S1,GW bushels; year
age Gs5No bushels. Shipments, 1880
bushels; year ago, 4S1OO0 bushels
Chicago Receipts Today-Wheat, 16 cars:
corn. 626 cars oats, l63 cars.
Estimated Tomorrow Wheat, 81 cars;
corn, AL cars: oats. 1876 cars.
Total Clearances-Wheat and flour, 369,-
900 bushels; corn, $4,000 bushels; oats,
5000 bushels.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Dwellers in glass houses should
keep out of politics
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Piles are often cured by careful diet
and Trask's Ointment Write for DR.
Morrs' practical Study of Piles" TO ID.
Ransom, Son Co., Buffalo, NJ y Free.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

What women feel is more convin-
cling to them than what men know.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Some men wiP do anything for the
sake of a little newspaper notoriety.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Intervention in love is equivalent to
! declaration of war
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

The ocean is crossed in love by
number OF bridal parties.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02
CATTLE.
BEEF STEERS.

There was Il good showing Of bees steers
~ s;,ic Packer buyers were ANXIOUS for
supplies and were doing business at AN
early hour. Trains were hate in getting
the stock in and tine session at the local
yards was !: lengthy affair. The selling
siGa had The advantage. due to outside
advices being hp!lish and the moderate
supplies locally. Trade had an active tone
throughout and the demand was strong
from all sources. The market was q dime
sigher than the previous day, which
naKes tn" advance for the week 21u3oc
Tie :oiIu Wing quotations are current on
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

A girl is always sure her latest love
Is the real thing
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

PILES CURED IN 6TO ii DAYS
Your druggist viii refund money if PAXO OIN'I-
MENl fails To cure any. of Itching. Mind
Bleeding of Protrudin9 Piles in u TO IA days. Jyc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-03-02

Choice 70 prime beeves !. Sc. Oo1G. 30
Ne;,ilings. choice ..s..... S, 50lIs.OD
Medium "a good steers.... 5.0OdI5. SO
Common 70 MnediMm sten:.s 4. 7545 90
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Ridinn = Giraffe.

General Wood of the English army
was the hero of many adventures, but
the one he called the stranGest is the
time he rode giraffe in India. With
a party of friends he was being en-
tertained by the rajah of Jowra, who
exhibited his rare collection of wild
animals to MS guests. General (then
Major) Wood was daring horseman
and on wager offered to ride the
giraffe with no bride save a rove.
The rajah warned him of the danger,
but he would not listen. SO the giraffe
was brought to a balcony. from which
the major vaulted on its back. In
stantly the great creature was off like
the wind and. once fairly started, it
settled down into a curious gallon that
soon made the rider so sick and dizzy
that he fell off like a log. receiving a
blow on the head from the animals
knee and then in the face from its
foot. He was unconscious for an hour.
and the first use he made of his voice
was to resolve that he would never
ride a giraffe again.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
The Crocodiles Owed.

The cunning of wild animals in con-
cealing themselves in moments Of
danger is we'll known. A party, spend
ing a week on the Nile, were watching
eight or ten crocodiles summing them
selves on the surface of a small la
COON. 1t was determined to trap these
monsters, if possible. The water was
breast deep, including about two feet
or more of heavy mud. Four nets
were tied together, so as to make one
long enough to reach across the lagoon.
and this was weighted on the bottom
This net was drawn with long poles
from each shore, and behind the net
came line of men a yard apart, prod
ding the mud with poles. The scheme
looked like an admirable one, but the
crocodiles sleepily dived, and that was
the last seen of them. The water was
dragged backward and forward, but
they had burrowed so deeply in the
mud that not one could be found
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Moroan as = Mathematician.

j. L. Morgan was almost bred
mathematician. While at GOttlngen
Morgan specialized in mathematics,
and With the professor of mathe"1af-
les he would spend long hours at prob
lens. Some years ago number OF
New Workers who had been at the
Gottingen university together held
dinner and invited their old professor
of mathematics, who happened to be
visiting this country, to be present
The German stood his ground-he
gave them his own idea. Looking at
Mr.. Morgan, he said that he was i'll.
deed very glad his old pupil had sue
ceeded so well as banl-er. But
regret" he went on, 'that you did not
remain at the university. Had you
stayed with me you would have been
my assistant as long as | lived, and
unquestionably at my death you would
have been appointed professor of
mathematics in my place. MetrOpOl
itan Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
A Political Genius.

congressman sometimes adopt queer
expedients to gain the good will of
their constituents. Years ago q mem
Der from a western state was afraid
that his first term would be his last,
as he had not managed to make him
self a power in congress. While be
was debating what he should do a
friend said, "You live near the center
of the United States, don't you?
Yes ''Then why don't you intro
duce a bill to have the capital moved
to the principal town in your dis
trict?" The congressman introduced
the bill, and the people of his district
at once concluded he was a great man
and sent him back for another term.
He reintroduced the bill in the next
congress, and, although it was prompt
ly pigeonholed in committee, his con-
stituents gave him a third term as
reward for his genius.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
<4-S
Good Monax After Bad.

1t is a curious fact that many men,
level headed enough about other
things, seem to lose their wits entirely
when they become involved in law
suits. In one case recently concluded
in the German courts a Berlin mer-
chant paid out over 5000 to recover
the value of five cent postage stamp.
He had written letter asking for an
address and inclosing postage for re-
ply Failing to get an answer. he
sued for the stamp.
The famous Missouri watermelon
case was just as triH.ng and even
more disastrous. The seed Was
planted on one farm, but the vine
crept through crack in the rail fence.
and the melon grew on thu other
side. Both farmers claimed it. and
instead of perceiving the humor of tie
situation they went to law. To add
to the puzzIing features of the question
of ownership there was the further
complication in that the fence stood
on a county line, whereupon a ques-
ton of the jurisdiction of theseourts
came up. The farmers bankrupted
themselves without obtaining de-
cision as to the ownership.-Green Bag.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
The u. of w. at
the State Fair

Dean Russell of the College of
Agriculture and Agricultural Exper-
mental station of the University Of
Wisconsin, has requisitioned the en-
tire building formerly occupied by
the dairy department of the State
Fair, for the exhibits to be made
this year under the direction of the
University Agricultural college. Pro-
lessor K L. Hatch has been appoint
ed chairman of the State Fair COM
mittee and work has already start
ed at the College of Agriculture
for the installation of a score or
more of model exhibits which will
be made. The University exhibition
will be collective affair, and all the
departments of the institution Will
be represented Work on remodel
ing the building for the use OF the
University will begin in few days.
The dairy department will occupy
three booths and will show the va
rious tests used at this station and
throughout the state in the nlanufac-
ture and control of the various dairy
products. Among these may be men
toned the Babcock test, the Hart
casein test, the Wisconsin high pres
sure oven test, the Harrington Aka
line tablet test, the sediment test, the
Gerber fermentation test and the
relative losses in Dreaming by the
gravity dilution and centrifugal pro-
cesses of separation.
Closely related to this will be the
department of bacteriology, which
will show the influence of proper and
improper care of milk, the results OF
cleanliness compared to filthiness IN
the handling. and care of milk, the
effect of proper care upon the quail
ity of butter and cheese produced,
and various other items in connection
with the bacterial diseases of ami
mails, together with exhibits OF tu-
berculosis tissues and affective parts.
w. H. Wright of the department OF
bacteriology, will have charge of this
exhibit, which will occupy two
booths.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
MiIIepedeS,

The little creature which possesses
the distinction of having more legs
than any other animal is that which
belongs to the family of insects known
as millepedes or thousand footed. There
are several different species of these,
but they all possess the common char
acteristic of having segmented bodies.
each segment of which is provided
with its own pair of feet. These are
set so closely along the body as to re-
semble hairs, and when they move one
after another with perfect regularity
the effect is precisely the same on q
small scale as that of a field of oats
undulating under the influence of the
wind. Some species of millepedes have
IS many as $50 separate and distinct
legs. They are all perfectly harmless.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
LIQUID Dvnamite.

The Mexicans have a native brandy
called aguardiente. which is q species
Of liquid dynamite. as palatable as cor
rOsive sublimate and as full of pOten-
tial deviltry as an egg is of meat
When you find Mexican gentleman
adorned with a belt full of deadly
weapons decorating and deluging his
interior with aguardiente it is the part
of prudence to retire to a bombproof
There is another tipple, a white. inno-
cent looking fluid called mescal, which
is distilled from Il cactus of the same
name, which has in it all the com
bined energy. activity and homicidal
possibilities of volcano mixed up
with the gable end Of mule. In for
mer days the Apache Indians made
crude distillation Of the same stimu-
liant, which they called tiswin. and as
a preliminary to a raid among ranches
and settlements it was 81 great success
from an Indian point Of view.-Boston
Herald
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08

poets of all the different departments
of the fair, I am prepared to say
that the conditions were never SO
good as this year.
The board has made largely in
creased appropriations for premiums,
speed purses, attractions, publicity,
comfort and in fact every other phase
of the fair. 1t will be an educational
fair, a scientific fair, and fair at
which you will be entertained while
being instructed.
It has been the aim of the board
to secure only such attractions as
cannot fail to please, and nothing
that can offend.
1t is of course expected that the
Curtiss aeroplanes with the winners
of the recent New York and Phila-
delphia race, Beachy and Robinson as
the aviators, that will race each af-
ternoon at the fair, will prove the
star attraction, but this is but one OF
many and the lovers of music will
find it worth a journey across the
state to hear Pat Conway's band.
The secretary of the Iowa state
fair writes us that they have been
trying for years to secure this band
for their fair, but this is the first
year that Mr.. Conway has consented
10 play at fairs.
Wisconsin is the leading dairy
state of the Union, and the entries
already made of dairy cattle and
products assure the largest show in
these classes we have ever had.
Tho cunoriptandant Of tha machin-
cry department has at this early date
assigned more space than ever before,
and those who visited the fair last
year know that the machinery de-
partment was a liberal education in
itself.
The board is making arrangements
for large space for automobiles and
for better policing of the grounds.
Farmer autoists will find good &C
commodations.
More attention will be paid than
ever before to keeping the grounds
free of all Objectionable features, and
to make this fair what it ought to
be, the grand round up of Wisconsin S
agricultural interests, and at the
same time a place to enjoy week S
holiday that shall be both pleasant
and profitable for the people from
the city and country alike.
More attention is being paid to
special days, and State day. Milwau-
kee day, Woman's day and Military
day will vie with each other in at
Effectiveness.
Plan this month ahead to attend
and enjoy the fair.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-09-08
Dust WhirIs.

Seward flowing waters are not
alone responsible for the denudation
of soils. Those who have watched
dark dust storms approaching will be
interested to know that estimates Of
solid material suspended in the air run
from 100 to 10000 tons per cubic
miles of air where such storms are
prevalent. The aeolian geolOgist, I'd
den, taking conservative values and
using fairly accurate data for the num-
Der, velocity and duration of the dust
storms in the western states. con-
Guided that ION the average about
S5O,OO0,OOO tons of dust are carried
1,440 miles each year, thus doing in
this region alone about 1925, 100000
900 mile tons Of transport" The dust
whirls run each an average distance
of 21S miles.