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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
[From the New York Pressl

From the New Ork Press
Usually there are about a dozen men
a girl is afraid viii make love to her
ard one she is afraid won't.
Matinee performances seem so much
better to girls than those in the even
ing because of the candy.
The train bound for the fulfllm ent Of
ideals. has to stop at too many way sta
tions ever to get there
It's lust the luck of a man for a girl
to go on kissing him from babyhood
right up to the time when it would be
interesting.
A girl is SO superstitious that when
she is out on the porch at night with
man and sees the moon through the
trees it makes her afraid he won't pro-
pose if it turns out to be a street lamp.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14
HUAOR or THE Day

Railroading and Dancing.-Stuart C..
Leake. who has a lot to do with managing
big railroad in Richmond, Va, Is noted
as one of the best dancers in the South
One night something went wrong with
the branch OF the road over which Leake
has supervision. Where In thunder was
Leake2" asked the president Of the road
next morning Leading german said
the general manager. which" com
mented the president was dirty Irish
trick.'-Popular Magazine.
A girl who inherited a snug little fortune
of $4,000 has been rather cramped all her
cent .rdeenttma" taoin taoin taoin taoin
luxuries and frivolities OF existence. Her
uncle came to talk the matter over ana
advise her as to the investment Of her
little fortune. Now, my dear" said he.
in the tone Of a genial but prudent coun-
selor, of course you have made some
plans-have some idea OF how this IS TO -
invested? What yearly income do you eN-
pect from your SO, 0002' Then the young
woman replied: Il expect. dear uncle, 10
yearly income OF $4,000 for six months
Argonaut. ,
The young man who had Travelled be-
gan: And there l stood with the abyss
yawning at my feet" WAS IL yawning
before you got there, or did IL begin to
man who has never been away. and then
the young man found that he had just
time to catch the last car--Puck.
She Had Nothing on Him. had five
proposals before I met you" That's
nothing. 1 proposed to at least "A dozen
girls before 1 found one who was eager
to have me.'-Judge.
''Stin in politics. Ruggles2" Yes; I've
been in politics for twelve years but I'm
about to quit it." What's the reason FOR
that?' Haven't you read the election
returns?'-Chicago Tribune.
The Way OF the world.-Dubley-Of
course every young man thinks he'd be
perfectly happy II he could only have his
own way. Wise-Yes. and the older no
grows the happier he is to think that he
didn't have it-Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Mother-Now that Tillie is going TO
the young ladies' seminary she needs a
new wardrobe. The Father-How muchf
The Mother-Oh, a couple Of thousand
The Father-Um. Don't educate her no
one will know the difference.-Idfe.
Ruling the Stars.-Frfend-But don't
your women stars fight over their relative
positions on the sign in front OF the the
ater2 Vaudeville Manager-Not word.
tell them that I'm the event OF dispute.
the older shall have the bigger electric
light display.
A Soporific Doctor. I've tried
everything and 1 can't get to sleep" com
planned the voice at the other end OK M
telephone cant you do something Tor
me?'' Yes" said the doctor. kindly. Just
hold the wire and I'll sing you lullaby
Success Magazine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

emphasized by the withdrawal from
the Democratic camp of Mr. Henry n.
Whitney, only recently a Democratic
candidate for governor. Mr.. Whitney
says that on the tariff issue he is with
President Taft and against Governor
Foss and George Fred williams. and
he therefore parts company with the
Democratic organization Massachu-
sets will see preliminary skirmish
on the deciding issue of 1912. and It's
outcome win be significant.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The Austrian chemist. who tried to
tell a New York scientific organiza-
ton about his discovery of a process
for getting gold out of sea water. had
a hard time Of it. Not only did The
organization vote to throw out his pa
per. but they told him there wasn't
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The soloist at the First Baptist
church in Tarrytown. N Y, Sunday
sang Beautiful Isle of Somewhere"
and afterward the pastor called for
expressions of opinion from those in
the audience. John D. Rockefeller is
said to have voted in the affirmative.
The st. Paul Dispatch suggests that he
might have mistaken isle" for ~oil''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Wen start a string OF rhymes again;
But. ere those Migrants we release,
LEI , HAVE A DAY OR TWO OF
PEACEi
On second thought. this department
withdraws any slam at Dodd CASTOR
LOT LOT gong clear to New York to see
the Worlds Series. Digging deep into
the well-covered Past, one might dis
cover the writer Of this junk going all
the way TO New York to sec the De-
fender put kink in Lord Dunraven
and his so-called Nalkyrfe BY almost
buying antique excursion boat
(and making the discovery that about
two thousand other boobs had paid
the same purchase price) we reached
the wet, salty bosom of Long Island
Sound, and after being chased off the
course repeatedly by busy police boats.
got a three-mile slant at two small
yachts in action. BY borrowing a
pair Of powerful binoculars from a
tional flags. and saw the contestants
disappear into a fog bank. Seven
hours later, upon reaching Beauful
Boston. were advised by a nevsbov
that the Valkyrie had been trimmed
to the Queens distaste. Our apology
to Hon. CASTOR is abject. One has a
slight chance. after paying money to
see a Worlds Series. of finding out
without travelling many miles to a
foreign city, who won the game.
Take a few minutes off to pity the
poor Associate Press operator. No
sooner hath the Turks-Dago distur-
bance begun to cool. than the Chi
nese collie begins to approach tho
newspaper footlights. and the poor
operator has to take the names OF
Chinese generals and geographical
points.
internal disturbance.
Doc Hyde has made AFFIDAVIT that
he had a chance to hang the jury;
If he did. he missed a good chance,
just as the said jury missed an excel
lent chance to reverse the proposition.
Nay The duck season fl on. and
we have no time to F1etcherize the
fabric about the World Series. Chances
are that we will have no time TO pot
pinitals. but as subject for CONVEX
sation, ducks are batting ZOO with
this department.
When the meat trust gets in its
work. the dogs and cats are the inno-
cent bystanders.
Hep
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Senator Stephenson's manager finds
difficulty in explaining why it required
so much more money to get the sena-
tors supporters to the primaries than
those of his opponents Perhaps it
was because there were more of them.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

"A Kansas professor wants a law
compelling men 10 wear whiskers.' .
That does not seem radical enough for
Kansas. A law compelling women to
wear whiskers would be more in keep
ing with the reputation of the state =
Rochester Democrat-Chronicle
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

anything new about his discovery-thar
the process of extracting gold from
water had been known TO Wall street
for years.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The United States Rubber company
has declared a dividend for the first
time in several years What has it
been doing with the money!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

At the conclusion of a game Of foot
ball at Norfolk. va, there was a free
fEht between the two teams Few
among the spectators. proba bly,, could
tell when the game ended and the
light began
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The increase in the consumption of
beer is now explained. Much of it he's
been going into the senatorial cam
naign in wisconsin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The latest news about Nat Goodwin
is that he is roaming over Texas. Moth
ers of daughters in the Lone Star state
viii take warning
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Massachusetts IS about the only state.
says the New York Tribune. in which
a campaign viii be made this fall on
national issues. Each party has de-
cided to stand or fall on its attitude
toward the tariff. that decision being
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Everything appears to be coming
Tafts way. J. Pierpont Morgan is e
ported to be opposed to the presidents
re-election.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

This is the way the Washington Star
sees it: 1T is q proud noble family
that can trace its posterity down to
one Of America s financial kings
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

A New York woman has sued for a
divorce because her husband did not
talk to her Perhaps the poor man
never had a chance
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

When the star-fish is torn to bits
in its native element. each bit becomes
a star-fish as voracious as the original.
Now the Newark News wants to know
if trusts are in any way like star
fish
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Wisconsin liquor dealers have de-
cided not to oppose woman suffrage.
They regard their chances of a fair
deal as better with women voting. The
four woman suffrage statesECoiorado
Utah. Idaho and Wyoming-are wet"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

A Washington woman and her son
matriculated IN a law school there and
intend to practice law together. This
is a new way Of getting a mother in
law
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The sugar trust evidently has sub
stituted robbery of it's patrons for rob
berry of the government.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The hunting season in the Adiron-
dacks has opened in a way-t that prom
ises a record breaker. TWO men have
been bagged already.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

II this thing of carrying mail by
aeroplane becomes general there is
likely to be a slump in the value of the
ranking privilege. Think of con-
gresham sending a piano home
through the air.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Rockefeller is said to be descended
from the Plantagenets. In being
crowned king of oil he has but come
into his own.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14
FILL, LEASED WIRE REPORT
OFs Tie ASSOCIATED PESESS

It seems that the Terrible Turk is
not so terrible after all.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The increasing frequency of divorce
may lead in time to chronicling mere
ly those cases where the parties stay
married
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Isn't it about time for the Harry
Orchard of the Mcnamara trial to
appear?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

To be regarded as a candidate for
governor of Illinois, says the Chicago
Tribune, it is only necessary TO fire.
quent public places and do little loud
o0uwhino
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

WARNINGi (ALSO ARMISTTCW.)
a rev short happy days. and then
Wen start a string OF rhymes again;
But ere those Migrants we release,
LET'S HAVE A DAY OR TWO OF
PEACEf
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14
NORMAN MAcK DECIDES.

Norman Mack mas O6clueU tAoN
Champ Clark is the one best bet, when
it comes to choosing a candidate for
president for the Democrats to vote
for And as Norm is the head of the
party, being the Democratic nauonai
chairman, his task should have lot
of weight
Mack has been an optimist for so
long and has looked upon what he be-
lieved to be the clearing skies OF dem
ocracy for so many years, that II
would be really interesting to see Wnat
he would do if his side won the poll
teal battle next year He is most op-
timistic a few days before the election
cast could give General Grosvenor OF
Chic cards and spades in figuring II all
out and GroSvenor is known as the
father of political mathematics.
It's winner the Democrats want II
isn't so much whether the Bryan is
sues are used, whether Governor Har-
mons well known standpatting is put
into practice, whether Woodrow VIII
sons theories of governm ent are the
vehicle to ride to glory or whether
Champ Clarlx's jokes furnish method
for winning, Mack wants that one, and
only that one which will make MIN DIS
penser of patronage
Clark has a fine opportunity, with
the machinery of the Democratic party
behind him, to get in the running a
lot and maybe a good chance TO win
the final nomination of his party. But
Clark doesn't stand a great deal OF
chance in capturing the votes in
Mack's own state. with Woodrow VIII
son turning heaven and earth to get
his name printed on the ticket. Mack
must also remember that string is
tied to Clark in his own state of Mis-
souri,. where his name is attached to
a piece of paper which says he will
support Joe Folk for the presidency
To be sure this was done before peo-
pie forgot who Joe Folk was, but that
won't matter to Folk, for he doesn't
believe he's a dead one, and is not ex-
actly in Missouri
Mack may choose Clark but viii
Clark run Hutchinson News
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14
KANSAS cOHAENT

THE CRUCIBLE OF CRITICISM.
The alchemy OF public opinion in a
country where thought and speech are
free and untrammeled transmules
many a baSer metal into pure gold.
The crucible OF criticism is the 11nal
process through which everything and
everybody that comes before our pub
lie must pass. The least of US is
jealous of his right in that regard We
are all from Missouri when it comes
to the matter of being shown. And
up to the degree of sordidness this Is
a saving element in our life, but, OF
course, beyond that it would not be,
says the Omaha Bee.
1t is not only right, but necessary,
that we subject untried theories, or
unknown persons to this refining cru
chile. We do not give heed to any
one who fears to submit his PROPOSE
ton to the test, either. Such as these
get small hearing The people sus-
pect them Immediately OF spurious
ness, of having a scheme which they,
themselves, believe in, or they would
not seek to evade the common Judg-
ment.
Over credulity is one of the oldest
offenses in the category of sin ana
even Americans, with their excellent
ton, cannot hope entirely to escape It's
consequence, but they can do good
deal to lessen them and protect them
selves against them and that is Whal
they are doing. It matters not what
the realm of thought or action may be
politics, business, religiOn-the rule
is the same. Explain your plan and
let it run the gauntlet of public dis
cussion.-Wichita Eagle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The Mother-Now that Tillie is going TO
the young ladies' seminary she needs a
new wardrobe. The Father-How much
The Mother-Oh, a couple OF thousand
The Father-Um- Don't educate her NO
one will know the dinerence.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Ruling the rs.-Friend-But don't
your women stars fight over their relative
positions on the sign in front OF the the
ater2 Vaudeville Manager-Not a word.
] tell them that in the event OF "a dispute.
the older shall have the bigger electric
light display.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

still in politics. Ruggles2" YES; I've
been in politics for twelve years. but I'm
about to quit it, What's the reason FOR
that?'' Haven't you read the election
?''-Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

A Soporiffc ATeasure.-''Doctor. I've tried
everything and I can't get to sleep" com
planned the voice at the other end OK th4
telephone. cant you do something TOT
mel Yes" said the doctor kindly. Just
hold the wire and I'll sing you a lullaby"
Success Magazine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The Way OF the World.-Dublcy-Of
course, every young man thinks he'd be
perfectly happy II he could only have his
own way. Wise-Yes. and the older no
grows the happier he is to think that he
didn't have it.-Catholic Standard and
Times
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

When the meat trust gets in It's
work the dogs and cats are the inno-
cent bystanders.
Hep
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

She Had Nothing on Him. had five
proposals before I met you" That's
nothing. 1 proposed to at least dozen
girls before 1 found one who was eager
to have me. Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

The young man who had travelled be-
gan: And there / stood with the abyss
yawning at my feet" was IL yawning
before you got there, or did 10 begin to
after you arrived p" asked the young WOO
man who has never been away, and then
the young man found that he had just
time to catch the last car.-Puck.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-14

Doc Hyde has made ahidavit that
he had a chance to hang the jury;
II he did. he missed a good chance.
just as the said jury missed an excel
lent chance to reverse the proposition.
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HoW's This?


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Personal !.
M entiop

A. M. Hammel, of Macon. spent yes
terday in the city.
George w Harper is spending a
few days in Savannah,
A. T. Martin. of Triton, is q visitor
to the city for few days.
h. II. Dozier, of Jacksonville. is in
the city on short visit.
c. C. Ely, OF Savannah, is spend
ing a few days in the city.
p. A. Johnson, of Atlanta, is spend
ing few days in the city
j. l.. Fox, OF Atlanta, was register
ed NJ the Oglet'lorpe yesterday.
w. A. Mccullough, Of Waycross, is
spending day or two In the city.
r. L. Walker, of Savannah. was
among the visitors to the city yester-
day.
w. A. Hammond, OF Atlanta, was
among those registered at the Ogle-
thorpe yesterday
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MAKE GOOD
THREAT AGAINST VICTIM

Wreck Dry Goods Store in Chicago
Last Night.
Chicago, ILL.,, Jan. o. Within two
hours after the expiration Of the
time set for Paul Figaro to deposit
$1,000 on q mail box at Chicago ave
nue. and Larabee street, to- satisfy the
"hlack hand" gang, a bomb Was OK
ploded last night in the basement Of
mis- dry goods store, partially wreck
ing the building and throwing the
residents Of the italian quarter into a
panic No one was killed or injured
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Have you q weak throat? If SO, you
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w. A. Hammond, OF Atlanta, was
among those registered at the Ogie-
thorpe yesterday.
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Chamberlain Cough Remedy new
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WHITE CANVASS SHOES FOR
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! was so lame in my feet, Joints AMI
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Eggs for Matching, White orpinr-
tons iKellerstrauss strain), 81 and
SO per Is. 500 London ST. 1911
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HicN-GRApE CLOTHING At RE-
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CLOTHING CO.
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TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
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The BRUNSWICK DAILY News
A Day $ Doing ..
Briefly Told

Tire Weather-F'orecast for today
In Georgia: Generally fair, light to
moderate variable winds.
Mid West at Grand-"A Cowboys
indication" a fig western picture,
viii be the feature at the Grand to-
night
Extraordinary Prosram--The Pas
time matinee and night will offer one
OF the finest programs ever shown in
ne city. see notice of this else " er {.
Solicitor in ordeie-Solicitor J. II.
Thomas, of the superior court, is in
Cordele assisting with the prosecution
of the Lyons case J. T. Colson lis
acting as solicitor of the local supe-
rior court.
Grand Jury in Session--The grand
jury met in adjourned session at the
court house yesterday morning, add
after brief business session adjourn
ed for the day. The jury will get down
to real work today
Automobiles Pass Through--Two or
three automobile parties have passed
through the city during the past few
days en- route to Florida from the
north. One machine arrived yester-
day from New York and will leave
for Jacksonville this morning.
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BE SURE TO SEE WoOp-BAilEY
IF YOU NEED ANY CLOTHING.