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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-25
PULLING Teeth In Scotland.

An old Scotchwoman Journeyed to
London to visit her son. She was
taken with a jumping toothache and
upon the advice Of her son visited q
dentist. who soon had the offending
molar flying in the air. With q sigh
of relief the old lady climbed out Of
the chair and asked:
"How mooch"
'Ten shillings. man," replied the
dentist.
Tin shillings, Is 1t, ye robber?"
screamed the woman. "Why, I'll ha'
We know, Sandy MACPHERSON 'ud haul
me all ABBOTT the smithy for saxpence."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-25
kith and Kin.

NTH ana Ntus
''The small boy" said Robert Eide
son. sis an invention OF Satan. AT
least that is what my friend Jackson
thinks. Poor Jack Is the devoted
slave Of fair damsel cursed with
strict father and an imp OF brother
The other night dad came into the
parlor about $50 with a good night
expression on his face and tactfully
asked what they had been talking
about to keep them so interested so
late.
"'Oh.' said Jack carelessly. we were
discussing our kith and kim
"Just then the imp's head popped
from behind the piano
"'Yeth. dad he Hsped exasperat-
ingly, I heard 'em. He said. kin
kith you? and she said. you kin!''"
-Young's Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-25
His Good Resolution.

IT'S 1000 He30IUyI0n.
In a little Irish village there lives q
certain worthy who never could pass
a public house without calling In Just
to AK the time"
One night. however. he made up his
mind to pass by for once. 1t was
very hard job for him. and at inter
walls he stood still and said. stand
firm, resolution. stand frmr
After a hard struggle he gained q
little bridge just beyond the inn. and.
hating there. was heard to say: BE
CORA, resolution, but yer did stand
firm that time. Ye desarve a reward
30 ye do. and. begorra, I'll just go back
and trato ye."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-25

A semi-automatic telephone system
II being tried out In Amsterdam
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04
kAWA|AHAO IN
4, MORE DISPUTES
- n
Appointment of Non Members
to Board of Trustees
< Is Opposed.

Almost, but not quite complete is
the work of a special committee which
as appointed to select men to serve
on the board of, trustees of the Hawai-
ithac church. The committee has had
"l'rle time to Go it's work, but owing
TO holiday season, very little has been
accomplished.
Inc committee, sprung Il surprise in
ITS appointments. We'll known men are
on the board Two of them however,
it is reported, have declined to serve.
On account of this, the committee will
not make its report to the members of
the church until it has found two other
men to serve on the board
Those who have expressed their will
linGness to serve, according to some of
shc committee, are w. 0. Smith, 4. S.
Wilcox of Kauai, Albert Waterhouse,
r. *. Lilikalani and Judge S. Hookano.
F. c. Jones and George Castle, who
also We're approached by the commit
tee, it is said, declined to entertain the
proposition. 1t is to select two other
men in their places that the committee
is holding back it's report.
AS soon as two other citizens have
been selected, the entire matter will be
thieshed out in the church Those Who
are looked upon by the committee as
most likely to accept are Judge S. b.
Dole and Hon. d. p. r. Iscnberg. These
two names will be acceptable to the
committee. But the trouble is that the
members. or at least. those who have
been agitating the plans of having a
board of trustees appointed seem to
thi't that the men named can not
serve on the board because they are
not members of the church.
1t Is on this point that they are plan
ming to oppose the report of the com
mittee when presented to the members
of the church for their approval Pend
ing the submission Of the committees
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04
Behind SCENES
At WASHINGTON
Some of the Things One
Hasn't Heard About Ma
tionaI Capital.
(By John E. Monk.)

WASHINGTON, d. c., Jan 22-
Lame duck" has come to be a term
of derision with Which to designate the
unfortunate candidate for Senate or
House wIo comes limping INTO Wash
ington after biennial election, to serve
out the fragment of a term for which
the people have just refused to reflect
him for another. Generally he wears
an exDectant look and is an early call
er at the White House. 1t is easy to
get newspaper interview out of him
telling Low, in spite of appearances
the people are still strong for the Pres
ident and it, perchance. the interview
be printed you may see the lame duck
at the White House early the next
morning, with the newspaper under his
arm waiting his turn TO see the Pres
idcnt
The lame duck may have been
naughty and disposed to show his aver
sion to newspaper Interviews before
the election. and he has been, known to
proclaim that no President could die
tate to him in matters affecting his
duty to the people in matters of legis-
lation. But once a lancs duck, his
plumagc Is unruflcd. lie is subdued
and chastened until he seeks only to
know what the President desires and
then he is ready to quack response.
Poor lame ducks Washington Is
not kind to them. political atmo-
sphere is one necessarily more or less
charged with sycophancy In Wash
ington, we look to the rising, not to
the setting, sun" once remarked an old
dame in a government department in
explaining why she always gave a vase
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04
kind of cane will reproduce like cane

kind of cane will repro luce like cane
always.
Working on this basis, the expert
men ers at the station have raised
from the seed something like a thou
sand stalks. Eliminating and elimin
ating, with the most patient and care,
full of endeaVor they have reduced
this to about fifty stalks Of the very
best quality. These stalks are now
some twenty months old. and appar-
emily are superior to anything grown
ordinarily in the is and fields. In a
month or so tests will be made of the
sugar content and quality, ana if the
hopes of the eXperImenters are full
filled, the cane in all respects Will
be found TO be superior Then it will
be. a case of planting cuttings from
these specially stalks, and the
cane will reproduce other cane OF
splendid quality.
The station officials are unwilling
to claim success now They will only
say that in both series the results
have been more than encouraging, and
that time alone can prove that their
hopes are to crystalline into facts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

report, the agitators are laying out
their plans for a fight
In speaking about this matter Judge
HookaEo, who is not anxious to be Il
member of the board, said that it is his
belief that non members of Kawaiahao
church can become members of the
board. He admitted, however that he
had not read the will of King Kane
hameha or the deed in which he con-
veycd the property to the Kawaiahao
church. He stated most emphatically
that it was better to cntrust the prop
erty in the hands of such men than to
permit irresponsible mon to serve on
the board of trustees.
j. X. kamanoulu says that he doc
rot believe in selecting mon who are
not members of the church He en-
phasized the fact that the members of
Central Union church would not ACCEPT
the appointment of mon who are in no
way connected with the church to it's
board of trustees
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04
A DAINTY TOILET ARTICLE.

Every lady who desires to keep
up her attractive appearance, while
at the Theater, attending Recep.
tions, when shopping. while travel
ing and on all occasions should
carry in her purse booklet of
GOURAUD'S ORIENTAL BEAUTY
LEAVES. This is a dainty little
booklet of exqulsitely perfumed pow
dered leaves which are easily re
moved and applied to the skin. IT
is Invaluable when the face becomes
moist and flushed and is far superior
to powder puff as it does not spill
and soil the clothes,
1t removes dirt. SCOT and grease
from the face, imparting a cool, del
icate bloom to the complexion. Sent
anywhere on receipt of Ten Cents
in stamps or coin. +. =. HOPKINS.
81 Great Jones street. New Yo"k.,
No soundproof apartment can be
depended on in the case of n family
iar-St I,OuiS GlObe- Democrat
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

Of roses TO the incoming chief of her
division, but forgot to say good bye"
to the departing cLicf. There is some
thing akin TO pathos in the plight OF
the average man WHO suddenly finds
himself political Tex" in Washing
ton, one example will illustrate:
In the administration of President
Harrison, Green b. Raum of Illinois,
commissioner of pensions, was figure
of much prominence socially and pOlit-
icaliy, He was man of distinguish
Cd bearing and attractive personality
After General Harrisons term expired,
General Raum went to Chicago to praC-
tise law. In the administration Of
President Roosevelt he came to Wash
ington on visit. Passing through the
White House grounds a man who had
Known General Raum at sight while
he was in office saw a policeman re-
monstratiny with a man, whose fca
lures suggested something strangely
reminiscent. Suddenly recognizing the
face, the observer sought the policeman
to inquire the occasion of the admoni-
ton the officer had been giving.
why, he is some old farmer who
did not understand that lie could not
be permitted to walk on the grass in
the White House grounds" replied the
policemen Tic meant all right, and
apologized"
81 suppose you did not krow that
man was General Raum?" inquired the
observer
mo, and more is I don't Know who
General Raum is" replied the sparrow
cop"
And the observer passed on, reflect
ing on the mutability OF things politi-
cal and official.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04
SUGAR EXPERTS
NEAR SUCCESS
Continued From Page ~

TO be worked to its final conclusion.
and the officials are reluctant to de-
clare that really effective enemy
of the much-hatcd borcr has been
found and can be used until more
complete tests have been made I'M
der actual conditions.
The other experiment that arouses
immediate interest is the raising of
cane from the. seel and it's conse-
quent effect on the quality of the
stalk and tho sugar content. 1t is not
generally known, but practically all
of the cane raised Is raised from cut
tings, not from seed, In fact, the
use of seed is extremely rare.
The. foundation for the experiments
in progress is the fact that cane rails
cd from cuttings is true to type, while
cane from seed varies in every in
stance. No two stalks of cane from
seed even from the same tassel are
alike, but cuttings from the same
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

Brigadier-Gcneral Frederick Funs-
ton is staying at his home in Oak
land, and is awaiting the sailing of
the transport on February 5th, when
he will leave for Manila to assume
command of the Department of Lu-
Zon.
Vallejo Jan. 24.-Orders were re-
ceiyed ate Mare Island this morning
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

AS direct result of the recent OK
posure of Illegal purchase of military
goods by merchants in the vicinity OF
the Preside, evidence has been Sc
cured regarding the operations OF
loan sharks" Careful scrutiny o,
their methods reveals plan for lend
ing money to soldiers at such an OK
orbitant interest rate, with such
binding security. as to call for strict
repressive measures.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

Lieutenant Thomas c. Austin, mod
lcal corps, will proceed from the Pre-
sidio hospital to Fort Baker, report
ing for temporary duty during the
absence of Captain Lloyd Leroy
krebs. Krebs is taking an examina-
ton for promotion.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

Lieutenant John S. Lambie, medical
corps, will be relieved of duty as sur
geon of the transport Sherman about
September r. Lieutenant Vernon w
Boiler, Second Infantry, stationed at
Whipplc Barracks, Arizona, will re-
port for duty in Hawaii.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

Lieutenant William II. Smith. med
ical corps, will leave Fort Shaftcr,
near Honolulu, August Is. He will
be succeeded by Lieutenant Adam e.
Schlanser, now on duty in the Walter
Reed general hospital.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04
ARMY AND NAVY

Colonel Robert Ames is in the mil
itary hospital at the Preside but the
matter of his presence is kept quiet
His health has been bad since the
sensational suicide of Lieutenant
Janncy in Amcs' quarters last March
at Manila.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

Officers making applications for
leaves will include in this informa-
ton. Whether they are student Of
iicer8 of the garrison school; whetll-
or they are members of general
court martial; if on duty with a com
pany, the number of officers with tho
organization and the leave they have
had during The last four years.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

to install a wireless apparatus on
Il United States vessel laying at
anchor in Carquinez straits. The
yard mechanics will perform the nee
essary work after the vessel makes
a trial spin outside the Golden Gate
to test its engines, which were re-
Gently Overhauled.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-04

weetIv RnlTetIn 81 Der renr
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27

ganizations of the farmers are there
fore urging that all the people shall
now have the advantage Of free
market in buying these foodstuffs and
food products in the forms in which
they are finally consumed"
The general public is anxious that
no artificial shelter shall be main-
tanned to protect abnormally high
prices of food articles in any form.
The bill. accordingly places on the
free list all meats, whether fresh,
cured, prepared. or preserved in any
manner, including bacon, hams,
shoulders, sausage and sausage
meats and likewise lard, lard COM
pounds and lard substitutes"
The report on the free list bill adj
mits the argument of its opponents.
Tie farmer would get an unfair deal
il the reciprocity treaty is ratified
and the farmers free list bill defeat
ed or vetoed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
Increases the House Member
ship From 391 to 433, a
Gain of AZ
INTENSE INTEREST ABOUT
THE SENATE CHAMBER TODAY
The Contest For Places on Commit.
tees by the Two Republican Fac.
tiOns Gives New Zest to the Us.
ually Dull Proceedings.

Washington, April 27.-Before the
adjournment today of the house of
representatives expects to pass the re-
apportionment bill increasing it's
membership from 391 to 433. Chair
man Underwood of the ways and
means committee had planned to take
the mesaure up yesterday but it was
supplanted by the free list bill, though
with the understanding that it would
be taken up today.
Following yesterdays series of cau-
cuses among the regular and insur-
gent Republicans in the senate, in
tense interest was apparent in the
next move of the insurgent senator's,
some of whom insist they were treated
unfairly in the appointment of the
committees. 1t was thought the whole
fight might be transferred to the open
floor of the senate later today.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
Carmen WAGES.
WILL BE TOPIC
The Workers viii Consider
Increase at Meeting to Be
Held Tonight

Philadelph.a. April 27-An import
ant general meeting " the Amalga-
mater. Association OF Street and 'Elec-
trio Railway Workers will be held. to-
night in the Labor Lyceum when
methods to- secure an increase in
wages from % to % cents an hour
will be discussed. After the execu-
tive board submits it's report. It is
stated that the question of whether
the union carmen employed by the
Philadelphia Rapid Transit company
shall go on strike, If the company re-
fuses to grant the increase, will be
decided.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
BANDIT LEADER
WAS ARRESTED
Was One Of Those Who Con-
Quoted Daylight Robbery
in Chicago

Chicago, April 27.-Martin Thorscn.
an ex-convict, was identified today by
seven of the nine victims of the dar-
ing MONDAY jewel robbery which oc-
Cured yesterday OH the northwest
side, as a member of the bandit crew
who stood guard in the backrcom
over bouRd and trussed the clerks
and patrons while the three other
robbers looted the store. He was ar
rested as he was leaving his rooln-
ing house.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
VICTOR BERGER
GOES FOR SENATE
Wants to Abolish the Upper
House, Curb President and
Tie Courts

Washington, April 27.-victor
Berger OF Milwaukee, the Socialist
member Of congress, in a resolution
introduced today not only proposes
to abolish the senate but aims to
strike from the hand Of the presi-
dent the veto power and take from
the courts the. authority to invalidate
legislation enacted by the house Of
representatives. All this is proposed
in an amendment to the constitution,
which if petitioned for by five per
cent Of the votors in each state, shall
be submitted to general referen-
dunn
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
CAPT. FRASER
GOES TO WAR
Detailed to Study Maneuvers
at Regular Army Camp at
San Antonio

Bismarck, n. D., April 27.-Adj.
Gen. Treumann received a letter from
the war department this morning
notifying him that the third detail of
officers from the North Dakota nation
al guard shall consist Of one quar-
termaster. either regimental or bat
TALON from the infantry regiment.
Accordingly he appointed Capt. G. A.
Fraser, regimental quartermaster of
Fargo. to go to the maneuver camp
at San Antanio, reporting there May
II.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
POSTPONED the
SENTENCING
Robin Is Giving valuble In
formation About Carnegie
Trust Company

New York, April 27-Justice Sea-
bury in the supreme court today, ad-
journed until June l, the sentencing
of Joseph G. Robin, who recently
pleaded guilty to grand larceny Of the
funds of the Washington Savings
bank. District Attorney Whitman said
that Robin was giving valuable in
formation to the grand jury in the
investigation into the affairs of the
Carnegie Trust company and that in
the interests of justice he desired that
the sentence be deferred till June /.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
EIGHT BULLETS
N HIS CARCASS
Physicians Believe the Victim
Will Live Despite the Lead
Accumulation ii,

Geneva, n, Y. April. 27.-Frank
Farchisa is in the hospital here with
eight bullets in his body, but the ply
sicians believe he. will recover. Far
chisa was ambushed during, the night
while on his way home by unknown
parties and shot. He says he has no
idea who the assailants were.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27

dent of NJ. A. Hanna and company.
and d. T. McCabe. fourth vice presi-
dent OF the Pennsylvania Railroad
company, who were indicted in simi.
lar charges at the same time, will
put In an appearance before the end
Of the week.
United States District Attorney w.
L. Day announced today that the sum-
mons Immediately would be served
on the indicted corporations.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
SENATOR FRYE
SERIOUSLY III
Has rendered His Resignation
as President Pro Tempore
of the Senate

Washington. April 27-on account
Of i'll health Senator Frye of Maine
today rendered to the vice president
his resignation as president pro tenn
pore Of the senate. The senator is
confined to his apartment aud his
friends, because Of his advanced age,
are apprehensive. It is probable that
Senator Gallinger will succeed him
as president pro tempore.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
FOREST FIRE IN
MASSACHUSETTS.
North Adams Had Close Call
From Destruction-Wis- ,
consin Blaze Costly y.

North Adams, Mass. April 27.-All
through last night 400 men fought a
woods fire at the top of the Pine Cob
BILE mountain which, starting three
days ago near Wiliamstown, threat
ened the western section of this city.
Fully 5000 acres Of land have been
burned over.
BY digging wide trenches and fell
ing trees the amateur fire brigade
succeeded in dividing the oncoming
rush Of the flames. and at dawn It.
was hoped that the danger in North
Adams had been averted.
The Hotel Wahanetah at Glen
Onoko, built by the Lehigh Valley
Railroad company a quarter of CEN
tury ago at cost of $4,000, was de-
strOyed by the fire.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
BOND
FOR APPEARANCE
Dan r. Hanna Gave Bail To-
day-Charged With Rebat-
ing and Conspiracy

Cleveland, April 27.--Follow;ng his
indictment yesterday on the charge
Of rebating and conspiracy. Dan r.
Hanna, president OF NJ. A. Hanna and
company, today appeared before Clerk
Carleton Of the United States district
court and gave bond to appear in
court when summoned. 1t is expected
that r. IL. ireland, second vice presi-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
TWO MEN BURNED

II1t UeBtIOyFU NeS4QeMce and Store
OF One Victim-Other Lodger.
Philadelphia. April 27.--Two men
were burned to death early today n
q fire that badly damaged the dwell
ing and grocery store of Charles K.
Dewes. The victims were Andrew
Harrington, 55 years old. and Jas.
Johnson, dodgers. who were asleep
on the second floor of the house when
the fire started.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-04-27
Wisconsin Town Burned.

Prentice, Wis, April pa fire
which started last night and which
was not brought under control until
an early hour this morning, destroyed
twelve business buildings The loss
was $60,000. The whole town was
threatened with destruction.