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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
No More Room.

The railway carriage was crowded,
but a very fat old gentleman who sat
by the window calmly ignored the
ominous looks of the passengers for
taking up so much room.
A boy selling buns poked his head
in at the window and inquired:
Buns, sir?"
The old gentleman was slightly deaf,
and, not noticing the buns, thought
the boy wanted a seat in the already
packed carriage; so he remarked:
Full up, my boy! No more room
inside!"
A roar of laughter followed his re-
ply, and the old gentleman innocent
ly wondered as to the cause of their
merriment.-London Tit-Bits.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Lead to Fall of Man.

A Brooklyn magistrate has decided
that cucunbers are fruit. If they
would grow on a tree this would estab.
hsh a workable theory that they &C.
complishsd the fall of man. They
have frequently done so since.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Watertown Pioneer Dies.

Watertown.-Gen. Geo. w. Carpen.
ter, who built the first house on the
present site OF Watertown. and for 80
years surveyor of Codington county
and deputy state surveyor, and a for
mer state commander OF the C. A. r
died at his home here aged rs
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Gets $4,000 for Foot

Aberdeen.-Andrew G.. Larson was
awarded a verdict of 50, 300 against the
Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul rail.
way for the loss of a foot while at
tempting to board a moving train at
Mobridge. The plaintiff sued for s2l,.
900 damages. The defense asked for
a stay OF sixty days in which to per.
feet an appeal.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

1t is reported that women are going
to wear smaller hats this winter. The
milliners must have discovered that
some Of the women had big hats that
were as good as new left over from
last winter.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
MaSons at Sioux Falls

Sioux Falls.-A big meeting of Oc-
cidentai consistory No. 2, Scottish Rite
Masons, of this city, was held at the
Masonic temple and candidates to the
number of twenty-six, coming from all
parts of the district, received the de.
srees in the lodge of perfection and
the following degrees. This lodge
has the fifteeneth to the eighteenth
degrees.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Bees Stina.

The most practical and altogether
effectual remedy for bee stings is to
put ammonia on them Immediately:
this Ia a simple remedy, but the appli.
cation OF ammonia will give instant
relief and prevent swelling.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
HOLIDAY TRAIN RATES BARRED,
Special Tariffs to M. E. General Con-
ference Also Refused,

Chicago, Nov. No Christmas OF
New Years special railroad fares will
be granted this year by the Western
Passenger association railroads. it was
announced after a meeting of the as.
ISOLATION. The states in which rates
will not be changed are Illinois, Iowa,
Missouri, Minnesota. Wisconsin. North
and South Dakota, Wyoming. Mon.
tana, Nebraska. Colorado and Utah.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Canadian Mine Workers Win

Winnipeg. Man. - At a conference
at Frank, Alberta. between the mine
operators and mine workers in the
coal strike district of western Canada.
the United Mine Workers Union of
America was recognized when the
operators agreed to the check-off sys.
tenn.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

As the bath tub is the great symbol
of civilization. and as those nations
who make the most use OF It are the
most progressive. 1t is gratifying to
note that the mission Indian in south
ern California Is coming under the Up
lifting influence OF the bath tub: he /,
using 1t for q bed.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

New Haven, Conn. - The name of
Governor Simon e. Baldwin of Con-
necticut will be presented to the ma
tional democratic convention for pres
ident. His nomination will have the
Endorsement of the full Connecticut
delegation.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

When a sculptor a y that a Boston
statue of Psyche needs more clothes
he does not reflect upon the decora-
tive value of the Psyche knot. He
merely calls attention to its in
adequacy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Earle Ovington is going to try to
carry mail by ~aeroplane from the At
lantic to the Pacific coast. 1t is hoped
that he will assume no needless risks
by reading postcards on the way.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Brooks comet is moving away
by the naked eye in real elevation. 1t
has a fuzzy tail and looks like a two
cent star that has got smudged.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Busy Maxine Out Bills

What has become Of the round and
robust kind of hotel nag who
used to curl the ends of his mrstache
and wear a white vest all the year
round?-Syracuse P~ost-Standard
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

New York courts have sent to the
penitentiary a farmer who recorded a
horse race bet. 1t is better for the
amateurs to leave these affairs to the
professionals.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
SCIENTIFIC SHOP is FAVORED.
Secretary Simpson Urges Its Introduc
ton Into Government Workshops.

Washington, ID. c. - Scientific
shop management" has received the
Endorsement of the United States gov
eminent. Secretary of War Stimson
is convinced of its desirability and ad.
vantages, basing his conviction on re-
port made by Brigadier General Will
lam Crozier, chief of ordinance. The
secretary is satisfied that its intro
duction into government workshops
would work no hardships to labor.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Those Harvard astronomers who
have discovered a new comet should
have waited for a more opportune mo-
ment. There is too much real news
in the papers these days.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

The Office boys relatives will now
regain their health for a few months.
the frequent reports of their deaths
having been grossly exaggerated.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Prospects for the rice crop are good,
but that does not especially interest
the young woman who is soon to be-
come a bride.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Your plain citizen will do little
awaiting across the country &c long as
the necessity remains for private
trains in the immediate background.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

II was polite OF Togo to give his
gift HORSE to the emperor instead of
to the elevator man. to whom so many
American hand their gift cigars.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
ALWAYS in Order.

You kin aI'us git credit foh bein'
smart an observin'," said Uncle Eben.
by tellin' a man dat he's overworked
an needs rest"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

A Massachusetts woman has left her
estate to the old maids of her town.
How absurd! There are no old maids
these days.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

New York's death rate has reached
a new low mark. We congratulate that
city upon being such a poor place to
die in.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

The New York man who is trying
to compel his wife to marry her Atm
lty has evidently made a study OF the
refinements of cruelty.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

For $4,000 an Indianapolis man is
pushing a wheelbarrow around the
country from capital to capital. How
does this assist the uplift?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

A burglar who coughed like a motto
cycle robbed n garage. What could
he do II he were trying to rob a round
house?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

An 1904 dollar. lurking around
Chicago. is said to be worth $3.50.
There are times when a dollar Is
worth more than that.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Yes, Claribel. as you say. the duke
Of the Abruzzi must be a very domes-
tic man, since he has been sweeping
the seas.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
Mayor Missing Three Weeks.

Coal Valley, Illinois. - Search has
been started for Mayor julius Fred.
erick. who has not been seen by his
relatives and friends for three weeks.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Edison is under the fire Of the Ger
mans because he says they drink too
much beer. He might invent a substi-
tute.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Neither electric currents nor ones
neighbours chickens should be allowed
to roam at large.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

AID amateur has no business trying
to fly. Let him hang his hat on a
hangar, but don't go near the aero,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

New York is to spend sS0.000,00O
or education next year. 1t needs every
cent OF II.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Girls look as though they would
have to grow a lot In order to at their
new tangled baggy oyercoats.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Umbrellas have a way OF finding
new owners these days.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09
100000 Loss In Explosions.

Paterson. New Jersey. Three ex-
plosions at the Dupont powder works
at Haskells caused a loss of about
$50, 900.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

This is the season when the aver
g ~janitor is an ardent coal conserva-
ZIONIST.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

Meanwhile other shaky dams hold
Ing back water that might destroy
towns should be braced up.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

SarsapariIIa

Cures all humors, catarrh and
rheumatism, relieves that tired
feeling, restores the appetite,
cures paleness, nervousness,
builds up the whole system.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. :
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

MILLER SOUTH DAKOTA
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-11-09

China seems to be doing a thorough
Job OF awakening this time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13

to return to the haunts of his youth
or so many years ago!
The Arriola ball was one Of the
most gorgeous of all the mystic balls
last year.
The Pompadours. another local mys-
tic organization of much interest in
Pensacola society, are already plan
ming the lovehest of balls. and their
picturesque affairs are always among
the most important of all the events
which foreshadow the coming of the
stately Priscus.
Rumor has it that no more state
ly pair has ever reigned for a day in
Pensacola than the king and his roy
al consort of 1911, a stately and a
handsome pair. tbs said.
The San Carlos hotel will be the
center of great deal of the carnival
festivities, fact which was fore
Swallowed last year, when, although
the new hostelry had not yet really
opened its doors to the public, the
place surged with Mardi Gras visitors,
the royal party appearing there
more than once during the two carni-
val days
This year, Pensacolas Mardi Gras
Wlli be on more ambitious scale
than ever.
Society has already made definite
plans to such ends, and the various
balls will be equal in elegance. if not
IN number, to those given at New
Orleans each wear.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
MISSES RENE AND
LEAH CAN ENTERTAINED,

One Of the very delightful events of
the week was the bridge luncheon
given yesterday by Misses Leah and
Rheine Calm at the beautiful Calm
home on North Palafox street. The
honor guests of the occasion were the
visiting young ladies', who are Miss
Ella Rocakawy of New York city, Miss
Ella Eagle of Selma, Ala, Miss Claire
Davis and Miss Dora Marcus of Mont
gomery, Miss Daisy Dinklespiel and
Miss Matte Greenbaum of Louisville.
A bridge luncheon is one of the
most graceful compliments which
hostess may tender ner women
friends, and the combination of jolly
little game of bridge, followed by a
lovely luncheon, is one which is al
ways very delightful indeed. Such an
anair was yesterdays compliment to
the out-of-town young ladies, whose
presence is adding so materially to
the gayety of the set in which they
move. The Misses Calm are always
unusually happy in their hospitality
and their luncheon yesterday was
dainty and very lovely.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
INTEREST GOOD At
AT MEETINGS IN

FIRST BRPIl C6OHCf1.
Wednesday nights subject was
Heaven" and Thursday nights
He'll" DR.. Buchholz held two great
audiences spell-bound for forty min
lrtes each on these two themes, show
ing the popular interest in them. On
heaven, the speaker described it as all
the mind could conceive in the way of
delights. and place of recognition,
saying Does anyone think we shall
have less sense in heaven than We
have on earth?' Those admitted
must be clean. 1T will not be a sort
of Noah's ark affair, containing both
clean and unclean." he said. ''Al.
religions have sought to prepare the
soul for heaven. but God has revealed
but one way. that is the way of the
Christian religion. the way Of Cal
vary" It was splendid in its effect
and at the close male quartette sang
with fine effect When the Surges
Cease to Roll" The choir also sang
impressively as a occasional piece
The Lord Is My Shepherd"
Last night the theme brought out a
large coucourse. The text was from
the rich man in torment lifting up his
eyes and speaking. It set forth hell
as a place of refuse in the moral uni.
verse as Gehenna was trash pile
for Jerusalem. It did not deal with
the literal or figurative language OF
scripture, but represented it as a
place of Punishment from all good so
ciety, separation from God. It was the
logical sequence to misspent life
The sermon was we'll delivered and
there was special music again. Sew
eral have already united with the
church.
SATURDAY afternoon at $50 O'Clock
has been set apart for school children
and special services with music L
| suit the occasion will be held fol
those who are in school during Other
days in the week.
The meetings will continue as an
nounced afternoons and night:
through Sunday and next week.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
BAY PARTY
POSITION ED.

The bay party which was to have
taken place yesterday among a num-
Der of the Northern tourists who are
now in the city, was postponed until
a later date, owing to the illness of
some of those who were to have been
included in the party. Another and
much larger expedition is being plan
ned for the near future, when an eff.
fort will be made to include all of the
out-of.town visitors in the trip.
February will probably be Pensacola
largest tourist month, as a great
many people are planning to be in
the city for the Mardi Gras carni-
val.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13

to feel better when had taken only
one bottle Of Compound, but kept on
as was afraid to stop too soon" Mrs.
SADIE MULLEN. 2723 n. B. St., FL
wood, Ind.
Why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out a siekly,
half-hearted existence, missing three
fourths of the joy of living, when they
can find health in Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound?
For thirty years it has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
has cured thousands of women who
have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, fbroid tumors, irregulari-
ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges-
ton, and nervous prostration.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound will help you,
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass. for ovdvice. Your letter
will be absolutely confidential,
and the advice free.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
ST. KATHARINE'S
CHURCH CLUB.

A meeting of st. Katharine's Church
club was held at the residence Of
Mr.. ]. w. Dorr on Wednesday even
ing, with good attendance. A very
helpful discussion was entered into on
the subject of 'City Mission Work. -
It's need, possibility, usefulness and
management. A large number of the
members took part in the discussion.
Archdeacon VIM. B. Allen presided.
Mr.. Dorr proved a royal host, pro-
viding elegant refreshments, chicken
gumbo, salads, chocolate, cakes and
cigars.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
AT THE
MISSION.

AT THE
MISSION.
The Rev. Mr. Charles Dickinson
spoke at the Mission at last nights
meeting, a good crowd being in at
tendance. The public is urged to at
tend all of these meetings, and to get
in touch, if possible. with the work
which is actually being accomplished
among the poor of the city. While a
great deal Of the results are being
brought about with very little osten-
tation. the quiet and systematic work
of those who are interested has been
attended with much success.
The various classes are progressing
nicely, and it has been very good
idea to introduce semi-weekly religi-
Gus meetings at the home" because
of the interest which it has awaken
ed in the great and underlying cause
upon which the Mission and all Of its
very good work is founded.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
PLANS FOR
MARDl GRAS.

From now on until Mardi Gras,
there will be an underlying element
of mystery in Pensacola society cir
cles, for preparations begin early for
the coming OF His Serene Majesty,
Priscus. There are to be plans formu-
lated for the various mystic balls: the
question as to who the king and the
queen really are to be is one which
will be settled many times between
now and the 2Sth of February.
Arriola and his merry band of Rev,
elers will hold sway on the night
which the shadow knight has
chosen for his coming, the only night
of all the year when he Is permitted
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
WILL VISIT FRIENDS
IN PENSACOLA,

Mrs. E. c. Hamlin will arrive in the
city from Canada next week to be
the guest of her many friends in Pen
sacola. She will be remembered by
many as Miss Amy Smith, as she
made her home here with her parents
several years previous to her mar
riage. Mr.. Hamlin, who is in the real
estate business in Manitoba, will join
her later in the month and they will
take in the Mardi Gras carnival at
New Orleans. They will then return
home by the way of Chicago
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13

present. There was a full attendance
and the impressive ceremonials pro-
ceeded without a hitch. The class
which presented itself for initiation
was a large one, several from out OF
the city being taken into the mys
teries of the order. Mrs. Clara Ed
ridge viii be grand representative to
The convention which is to be held in
the spring, two alternates having
heen chosen at yesterdays meeting.
The lodge is planning a number OF
social affairs for the coming month.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
A WoMAN's QUESTION.

authorship not certainly known)
Do you know you have asked for the
costliest thing
Ever made by the Hand above
A woman's heart and wcmans life,
And woman's wonderful love?
Do you know that you have asked for
the priceless thing
As a child might ask for a toy,
Demanding what others have died to
win,
With the reckless dash of boy?
You have written my lesson Of duty
out,
Man-like you have questioned me
Now stand at the bar of my woman's
soul
Until / shall question thee.
You demand that your breakfast and
dinner be hot,
Your socks and your shirts shall be
whole;
require your heart to be true as
Gods stars
And pure as heaven your soul.
t1Vu AcQuic Sooh 1oI youI u0CtoIt
and beef;
require a far better thing;
"A seamstress you're wanting for
stockings and shirts
] look for man and king.
"A king for beautiful realm called
home,
And a man that the maker, God,
Shall look upon as He did the first,
And say, 1T is very gooG."
I am fair and young, but the rose
will fade
From my soft young cheeks one
day:
VIII you love me then, mid the fall
ing leaves,
AS you did mid the bloom of May
Is your heart an ocean so strong and
deep
I may launch my all on it's tide?
A loving woman finds heaven or hell
On the day she is made a bride.
require all things that are grand and
true.
All things that man should be;
II you give this all would stake my
life
To be all you demand Of me.
II you cannot do this--a laundress and
cook
You can hire with little to pay;
But q woman's heart and woman's
life.
Are not to be won that way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
THE WOMAN'S MISSIONARY
SOCIETY OF THE
EAST HILL BAPTIST
HLitDrL MET

Yesterday afternoon an unusually
enthusiastic and very we'll attended
meeting Of the Woman's Missionary
Society of the East Hill Baptist
church occurred, many impor: ant
matters being discussed.
The ladies have a very bright pros
pect before them this year, and hope
to accomplish a great deal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
MRS. n. n. BOYER
ENTERTAINED THE
NEW CITY GLIB

The New City club members were
very pleasantly entertained yesterday
afternoon by Mrs. H. H. Boyer. There
were five tables playing, gay af-
ternoon resulting. Dainty refresh
ments were served, and Miss Gene
Bogart will entertain at the next
meeting at the home of her sister,
Mrs. Chas. CottreIl.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
TO KEEP
GOODS WHITE.

Dresses and other articles made OF
delicate white material often become
yellow with lying. To prevent this,
take good-sized pillow case and blue
II thoroughly. In this place the dress
and haste or pin the open end of the
case, so as to keep out all dust and
air. When you open the blue bag your
dress will be white, without resorting
to the ruinous tub" or dry-cleaning
process
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
A DAUGTER
OF THE SOUTH.

Miss Lucy Hayes, granddaughter OF
Jefferson Davis, is to wed George
Brewer Young. son Of the late Harvey
Young. the famous painter of western
landscapes. No date for the wedding
has been set. Miss Hayes's mother,
Mrs. Margaret Howell jefferson Davis
Hayes. was the daughter of Jefferson
Davis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13

Die compound. L
was sick three
months and could
not walk. I suf-
fered all the time.
The doctors said I
could not get we'll
without an opera
ton, for / could
ha rdly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
right leg. I began
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
MRS. GEORGE HERvEY TO
ENTERTAIN AT LUNCHEON.

Mrs. George Hervey has cards out
for a bridge luncheon to be given at
the San Carlos hotel on Thursday for
her neice. Miss Lucille Garwood. Miss
Garwood accompanied Mrs. Hervey
home from San Antonio, Texas, and
will be with the Herveys for several
weeks.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
MR.. ANb MRS. sRoUGHToN


Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Broughton will
leave shortly for Mobile, where they
will visit for a week before returning
to Washington, D. c., which is their
home. Mr.. Broughton is young
Pensacola man who has been making
fine Roadway at the capital. and his
many friends here are watching his
success in Mr.. Taft's town with much
interest.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13

The many friends of Mr.. II. p.
Owens, who has been very sick for
several weeks, will be glad to know
that he is somewhat improved and
his prospects for recovery are good.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-01-13
THE WOODMAN CIRCLE
HELD LENGTHY MEETING

Initiation and inStaIfatiOn Of Objects
made yesterdays meeting OF the
Woodman Circle lengthy one, and
one full OF interest to all who we're