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The Washington herald., 1911-03-14

I have a tiny little pet.
A creature strange and wee
I often strive TO lose him, yet
He's very fond OF me.
He fingers near me all the day
And with delight will squirm,
No matter what do or say. 2
This curious little germ.
Find a doctor.
ANSWER
Inside down. nose al ne.
The Washington herald., 1911-03-14

REAL ESTATE LOANS
Made Mt Lowest Rates of Interest
". II. WALKER, 729 18th St. NV.
The Washington herald., 1911-03-14
BANK STATEMENTS.

REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
United States Savings Bank.
At Washington in the District Of Columbia, al ths
close Of business, March Z, l9Il
The Washington herald., 1911-03-14
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF TIE
Washington Loan and Trust Co.,

At Washington. in the District Of Columbia, al
the close of business March I, l9LS
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
A coMPLErE ANeLER

Children can be provokingly hard
Of hearing when it suits their pur-
pose, but they are not often shrewd
enough to make their convenient
deafness entirely convincing. A
case in point is cited by the Dundee
Advertiser:
Johnnie, come into dinner!"
Mrs. Slater stood at the door OF
her cottage looking toward a small
boy, who was fishing with a bent
pin and a herring bone on the brim
of a puddle.
"John-nie-dinner!"
Still the boy went on fishing.
"Johnnie!"
No answer.
IF you don't come in to dinner at
once, my son." threatened Mrs
Slater, "T won't give you any at
ALL"
Only a sudden tension of the
small boys frame as he gazed Gag
erly into the depths of the murky
puddle.
Mrs. Slaters patience was at an
end. Silently she crept up behind
the delinquent, and then suddenly
selling him by the shoulders, shook
him violently to and fro.
you rascal" she cried, didn't
you hear me call?"
mo, ma" replied the yOungster,
stoutly. II didn't hear you the first
three times, and the last time | had
a bite!"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
POPE BANS cLERlcs.

ROME, March 24.-Tbe Pope has
inflicted major accommodation on
three English clergymen on the
ground Of schism. They are the
Rev. II. J. Beale and the Rev A. w.
HawOrth, of Nottingham, and another
clergyman OF London. The Noting
ham clerlcs, converts from the Anglj.
can community. had been appointed
as monslgnort This dignity was
withdrawn at the request OF tho late
Cardinal Vaughan, but tho men con-
tinued to ofhciate, and being sus-
pended. from their faculties as Cath
olies, accepted conservation from an
"old Catholic" bishop, Major ex-
communication debars from the sac
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
KEEP IT AT HAND.

Keep Chamberlain's Pain Balm at
hand become acquainted with its
many uses and intrinsic merits and
II will save much suffering as we'll as
time and money. It promptly re-
lieves the pain resulting from cuts.
bruises, sprains or injuries from any
cause and the wound is healed in less
time than by any other treatment.
For sale by all dealers, Benson, Smith
& Co., agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08

Liark! Hark. the summons clear ana
far and fine!
The little trumpets Of the springtims
blow.
NOW on bin in Italy know
Beside the twisted olive and the vine.
Purple and red ln the warm rocks
they shine
Nursed BY the bending skies. ana
from below
Faint oYertones Of bells hoat up thst
show
Where Arno threads the plain Win
glancing line.
Mhite drives the siset and black the
tree-trunks stand
Here where sit and forth the vim
dow stare;
The heavens are Lead, the earth an
iron band
Such az 70 pierce no tender flower
could dare
But ! know hon, 81 that enchanted
land.
The little trumDets call through the
suu air,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
Current Verse


KAUAI
Tom McGinou.
ihe sun looks last before repose
Upon this happy Garden Isie.
lhis gaze. The mortal fond bostows.
When sleeps an infant with a smile
Forever with cadence true.
The mountain streams sweet music
play
While waterfalls here steal the dew
AND hide ID from the watching dav.
Here woos the subtle tropic night.
The ocean with his restless pvavee.
VINE many Winsome hula sprite
The surf drone moves from ancient
caves.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
faments, church attendance and
Catholic burial
SLEEP CURE FoR INvAl1ns

-
PARIS, March 24.-From peaceful,
quiet, ease-taklng TOuralne comes
the report Of the opening Of an es-
adjustment where ones nerves and
muscles are guaranteed perfect rest
u rules are obeyed The establish
ment has been appropriately named
the "Somnarium," and It Is the pa
TENTS one duty to sleep while tax
ing the cure.
On entering the sOmnarium, one
also enters a fresh existence. All
clothes must be entirely changed and
not put on again until the cure has
been accomplished and the patient
returns to the outer world. The suf-
ferer from melancholla, nervous de-
preston, mere worry. harmless
manias, drunkenness, loss OF will
power, or a too busy town life, dig
cards HIS name with his clothes and
assumes the name Of the room to
which he has been assigned. These
fNNt"H A1FO gggh lDE famous
doctors.
The practical arrangements for the
somDarium seem judiclous. All the
rooms for patients IN acute stages
arc painted indigo blue, a color ac-
patients are removed TO apartments
and comfort diDsomanlacs When the
DeriOr Of conyalescence is reached
patients are removed to apartments
painted green, which is soothing and
Quiet while also serving as ton
ic." For the rest, the duty Of sleep
ing Is enforced on patients. II they
cannot obey or find It impossible 10
sleep naturally, perfumes Of carda-
mon, henbane. myrrh, or "asfalath"
are waited about the establishment.
And any one Of these invariably pro-
duces the right effect
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
QUICK-FIRE STORY

dixie me, David, you'd give the whole
forty to live one more like that"
The fire Of her emotion broke out
with herceness after years OF smold-
ering, and warmed him into response,
Oh Betsy" he said, I've got the
ribbon your hair was tied with the
night we went to the fair, and the
little ring, and they're sealed in an
envelope and marked to be buried with
me. You needn't think I haven't
wanted you all these years"
Her slender frame trembled in a pas.
sion Of gladness.
You've remembered" she said. and
there were tears on her cheeks. I'm
pretty lonesome here, David. but I
won't be any more when know you've
remembered"
He was silent for a moment, then
he spoke heavily:
Il shall always remember" He drew
on his gloves, picked up his hat, and
opened the door. after all, I'm glad
the young folks had their way" he
said, hesitating. 81 want Tilly to be
happy, Betsy"
She will be-" said the old lady.
She went out on the porch. and
looked down the road In the dis
lance a black dot showed where the
sleigh skinned over the road. "Ru-
dolf has brave heart" she said.
Something in her praise seemed
to reproach him.
IF / had had a brave heart. Bet
sy'" he said' Il would have run away
with you forty years ago!"
The excitement in his eyes was
matched by the spirit in hers.
And I would have gone!" she
said.
His breath came quick and short.
Betsy" he labored, lets run
away nowl"
Not after the way I've talked
It seems too seekin'l"
He drew her back into the house.
Get your bunnit and shawl" he
commanded, "and Wen get to the
preachers most as quick as Tily
and Rudolf"
"Oh, David, we're too old to be so
foolish" she quavered.
We're not too old to love-" he !
said, and SO he silenced her
When at last they were in the
sleigh, her thin little figure in the
shelter of his bulky one, he looked
Town into her radiant face.
"Tilly and Rudolf may have forty 4
ears to love in" he said with a
certain grim rapture, but the scrip
ure allows you and me our three
core and ten, and that gives me
en- more years of happiness than I
and you ten more than you
expected. So we must make the
most of them, Betsy"
She laid her mittened hand against
is coat in little gesture of loving
I'm maxim the most of it right
ow. David, dear" she said.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
CHOLERA.

When cholera is present in the COM
munity take Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy on the
first unnatural looseness OF the bowels
and the attack may be checked in It's
incipiency.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08

beings with this power in the uni
verse. There may be many higher
grades up to the Divine-just as
there are lower grades down TO the
Amoebae.
The region Of the miraculous. Il
is called, and the bare possibility Of
It's existence has been hastily and Il.
legitimately denied; but so long as
we do not imagine II TO be a region
denuded Of law and order Of its own.
akin to the law and order of the psv-
Geological realm, our denial has no
foundation"
Progress in Future Life.
In conclusion Sir oliver defined
his idea Of a future life as one OF
steady and continuous progress. with
many activities and interests beyond
our present ken showing full inter
est in those still on earth. and with
a desire to encourage and help al
efforts for the welfare Of the race.
At the opening OF the conference
on Tuesday, the new president, the
Rev. Charles Brown, presented a
farewell address TO the retiring pres
ident, DR.. JOwett, In the course Of
which he described the latter's de-
Darture for New York as an "irreD-
arabic loss TO the Free churches.
and to the cause of Evangelical reli-
gion there"
Dr. Jowett, IN his reply after set.
ting aside all talk of irreDarable loss
and begging his fellow-countrymen
not to Judge Americans by the sen
sational things they saw in the Eng
lish press. repeated King Georges
last words TO him at their farewell
interview:
Il want to tell You that when YOU
go away, you go with the good wifi
OF your King and Queen"
This provoked unanimous and en-
thusiastic applause on the part of the
1900 delegates Of the congress.
The chief conclusion reached at
this years conference was the poll |
'y OF advocating the stamping out Of |
all FiValries Of sectarianlsm and
bringing about a close spiritual al
lance of all Protestant churches.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08

~ was the busy hour u
when from city hardware store
Emerged q gentleman who bore
hoe,
spade.
wheelbafrOw.
IRON thence our hero promptly went
Into seed establishment
Ana for these things his money s,ent.
peck OF bulbs.
job lot o. shrubs,
quart OF assorted seeds.
he has garden under way
ANA II he's fairly lucky, say.
men have about the last Of May
squash vine,
egg plant
I radish.
Warrington Herald.
"~~"~~~SSNNN'VHNOANNNNNNNNAIU
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08
GERMANY WILL NOT exHlelr.

"'N' WILL WI ENTlBIIs
BERLIN, March 24.-From author.
itative source It is learned that Ger
man interest in the Panama Canal
Exposition at San Francisco In 1915
promises to be Of wholly secondary
character
The Kaiser's feet will undoubtedly
be represented appropriately in any
international naval spectacle which
may be held to inaugurate the ex
position, but the German manufac.
turing and Industrial world Is not
likely TO take an active interest IN
the direction OF exhibits.
California is regarded as too far
away from the Fatherland for any
practical results commemorate with
the cost Of sending and installing ex-
hibits, Germany, too, from the com
mercial point Of view, is represent
ed TO have only minor interest in
the Panama Canal. Her exports 10
the Far East will continue 10 be DIS.
patched via suez, although the trans
port Of German wares TO the western
coast Of South America will be IA.
cilitated by the Isthmian waterway
The feeling in Germany is that the
japanese are likely to reap most Of
the laurels and substantial benefits
from the San Franoisoo exhibition
The FatherlaDd, as at present mind
ed, does not think It worth while try.
ing to desDoil Nippon OF her pros
Dectiye advantages.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-08

BY c. A. Price
Hark Hark the summons clesr "a
far and fine!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-31
SUBMARINES
FOOLED WHALES

NEWp0RT, July N,--Whtle OIL
Block island on July 10 two OF the
submarines Of the third division or
the Atlantic fleet encountered
whales and. the latter evidently
installing the underwater fighters
fer their own kind. the officers and
crews OF the boats had much sport
watching the fish NJ close range.
A number OF whales have been
reported off Block Island this sum
mer. and ON last "Wednesday morn
Ing while the Narwhal. Lieut. Ches'
ter W. NimltE. was running awash
nj n ten knot clip a small sized
whale came cat Of the water close
by. ran along With the submarine
for some distance. divcd and dis
appeared.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-31

You Join the cYou then Club Member become entitled all its adv
privileges y
privileges
OF he has
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
BRYAN STRIKES BACK
At Mr.. UNDERWOOD

The dispatch from Washington said
Speaker Clark offered a resolution a
modification OF or substitute for a res
oluton by another men1bsr-instrUet-
ing the ways and means committee to
proceed with the preparation Of other
bills The dispatch stated that Mr..
Clark was supported by a number Of
members, but that Representative Un-
derwood and Fitzgerald led fight
against the resolution and degealed it.
"The report also quoted Congress
man Kitchin as insisting on the intro
duction Of bin reducing the tariff on
iron and steel and quotes Mir Kitehin
as calling attention to Mr Under
woods holding in the steel company
and as expressing the fear that in
case of failure TO proceed with the
reduction of the tariif on iron and
steel such failure might be atrihuated
to Mr. underwood's interests in the
business"
Mr.. Bryan was in the city between
trains and is now on his way to Iowa.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
WILL TRAIN NURSES
To Establish Training Scho oil
in Connection With Asylum
at Norman


Leonard II. Scissor, Of Guthrie, pres.
ident Of the Oklahoma Sanitarium
company, announces that arrange
ments completed at Norman where
by the company viii establish a nurs.
es training school In connection with
the insane asylum, or sanitarium.
where the states insane patients are
maintained under contract. This com
pany has owned and controlled this
/ sanltarium since it's establishment al
Norman during the administration OF
GOV William c. Renfrow and with
tae approval of Senator-elect Hoke
smith OF Georgia, then secretary OF
the interior under President Cleve-
land.
IN establishing The nurses training
school. Alr Scissor explains, the com
pany is following Il precedent estab-
llbhed in several of the older states
where such schools are maintained In
connection With the various state
asylums and other such institutions.
AT the Norman sanitarium only the
nurses, empccel the company.
VIA be taken nto the school. A two
years course viii be provided and up
on graduation diplomas Will be grant
ed, good anywhere on earth. The fac
ulty VIII be composed of the expert
physicians nc the sanitarium and of
members also OF the medical school
of the Oklahoma state university. also
located AT Norman. At the present
time hity nurses are employed at the
sanitarium
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
(By Associated Press }

Chicago, H. Aug. i.--voluntarily as
suming FUN responsibility for the edi
torial recently published in his week
ly paper, which caused Congressman
Underwood OF Alabama to brand him
as a falsifier on the floor OF congress,
William J. Bryan Thursday replied 70
the attack and declared that he I'M
tended to give the Democratic leader
or the house an early opportunity 20
discuss some other things Mr. Bryan
proceeded to grant Congressman I'm
demyood's request that he make public
the ontormation upon which the editor
ial was based He declared that the
information on which ithe editorial
was based was taken rom a Washing
ton dispatch published by an Omaha
newspaper.
If this information is correct Mr.
Bryan declares he will stand by his
II information given
shows ii 70 be erroneous. he win glad
ly acknowledge his mistaAe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
GREATEST YIELD IN
HISTORY OF COUNTRY
Billion Dollar Cotton Crop is
the Official Assurance
From Washington
lRy Assoeiatea Press1

Washington, ID g.. Aug 4--Witl
continued official assurances that the
1901 cotton crop of the United
States win he the greatest yield ir
the history OF The country. there is
speculation as TO It's total value
Should the staple this year sell az the
same price it did IN 1910. the value OF
the crop would be approximately ST.
600 .693, 900. exceeding toe record cot
ton crop value made last year bS
more than $50 600 600.
Further estimates from the govern
ments official figures of S9.1 per cent
of @ normal for the condition of the
growing crop on July 26. indicate that
the crop win De 7,0f6500.o00 pounds.
or 1f.Tf63l bales OF AS pounds net
weight This would surpass fhe rec
ord cotton production of 1909 by more
than 1000 900 bales.
d the crop this year sells at il.5
cents per pound. the average price COR
The last five years. its value would
be about S20.000.00 below last years
great value record.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
tBy Asaoolatea Pressl


Washington DC, Aug Religion
morality. civil government aud liter
aure figured before the senate Lori
mer committee. along with reputed
corruption iu the Illinois legislature,
during the cross examination Of c. A.
White. confessed brihe-takor in the
LoTimer election His animation
was not concluded when the commit
tee adjourned.
Whites idea along many subjects
were developed To show his character
aud literary ability Whether he had
the ability 90 write his Confession
has been disputed After White had
told of the old "deiGes' iovying on
their subjects 20 build the pyramids
to show he had read Roman history
and after he had quoted ingersolfs S
Grafton of his brothers grave To- prove
that lngersol really was NOT am
atheist. ATTORNEY ElDr.dse HanecE
Who conducted TIE -eXamination
for Senaton lorImer. took mp other
subjects
Throuehui The day Whuo stuck to
his testimony previously given. nj
though his attention was ca lea to Che
nct that others had testified differ
entity To repeated questions he said
that sidney Marlborough was in his
room the night Zee O'NcM Browne
called White out tO sct him 20 vote
for Lorimer. and nos in Chicago. as
others claim He denied having told
George Gloss. the Chicago Street car
man, that be was going % vote Tor
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
White Sticks to
Precious Testimony

1 T4orimer. and also denied a conversa-
tion 10 similar eject which Bepresen-
tatlve shaw swore he had held With
/ White
White admitted that the letters he
wrote to Browne and Senator Lorimer
contained "pure and simple lies.
"Anglo-SaXon lies" hypocrisy. false
hoods" and other harsh names. but
White added almost each time that
he wrote them TO get admissions 90
suhstantiate the exposure he was pre-
pairing 10 make.
White was asked why he was ket
i'm the custody of officers from the
night he sold his confession 70 the
Chicago Tribune. until after tne first
senate Torimer hesring
"Wayman Estates attorney In Cook
county) said he didn't want me to set
hurt. was an 7 know White said.
White said DE was denied counsel
While iu custody.
u had Tom Webb. "a lawyer IN East
St Louis come up to Chicaeo-paid
him s40-bu when he came I had to
tell him Wavman would not treat with
him. White said
WHY didn't you just walk away
from the detectiyes2" senator Kenyon
asked
= did not want 81 be tiemanly
knew they were ordered 90 DO &c by
their superiOrs"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
DISTRIBUTE
SCHOOL FUND
To COUNTIES
Logan County VIII Draw Down
Over So, 1000 In SerI-AnnuaI
AppUrtlOnment

ln the semlannual apportionment oi
funds arising from state school land
rentals and from the 100000 fund,
Logan couny's allotment with q
school population Of 12.l42. lis Sa.TI3 40
The January apportionment from
the school fund was one dollar per
capita, making a total OF $3.50 The
total amount apportioned was S43l-
9ea 80 among q total school population
Of 589oS7 The distribution by coun.
ties, school population and the
amounts allotted are as follows
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
3. A. &. 10 Erect Memorial.

The Daughters Of the Revolution in
Georgia will place a granite boulder
at Colernine 10 mark the nlace where
The treaty of peace and friendship"
was signed, on June 29. 1896 This
treaty Was signed BY the president OF
the United States commissioners aud
those representing Georgia, and the
kings, chiefs and warriors of the
Creek Nation.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
NO Feathers IN New Jersey.

Tie aN1iilkal q New Jersey may not
wear plumage Of birds on their hats,
after The 1st OF August the new law
going into eject then. 1t is said to be
the most drastic law ever passed IN
New Jersey, far woman wearing In
her hat q single feather may be fined
SO. The act applies to the plumage
OF birds coming from other states
Governor Wilson was In sympathy
with the bill and the great Audobon
society was behind H. The milliners
did not realize what was happening
until the bill was passed
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
For W. &c. President.

There arssaid to be four candidates
Tor the presidency Of the National
Womans Relief Corps They are.
AIRS. Cora Davis, of Oregon, Mrs. Ger
aIdina Frishie of California, Mrs. Ida
Mcbride Df Indiana. and Mrs Louis
Knauffs of Ohio. All four have been
presidents Of the respective depart
ments aud are well known There are
100000 members OF the organization
end 1t Is regarded as a great honor
to he chosen president.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
AMONG
THE
WOMEN
Game E,r Children.

The children at home al day need
the cooperation OF the elders some
times to pass the vacation There is
pretty game that the children OF a
neighborhood can play called Queen
81 Hearts The prettiest girl may be
chosen for queen and then the "KnaVe
of Hearts, King of Hearts. and so
on. Of course the children must have
big red hearts for decorations and a
little luncheon can be served iii which
red hearts are In evidence. "A bright
child may make up a game based on
the story Id Alice in Wonderland
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-08-04
Endorse Dr.. Wiley.

Mrs. s. S. Crockett OF the public
health department Of the General
Federation OF Women's clubs, whose
home Is III Nashville Tenn, has sent
out notices to all the state chairmen
to aid III a mammoth Endorsement Of
the work of DR. Wiley, whose WORK III
the interests of pure food. the club
women seem To thsH'S, have been Of
such great YalHe.