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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
! REMEMBER, | REMEMBER,

| rem erher, I remember.
The house where / was born
The sight Of that iopsided shack
Today would make me mourn
The crooked little brick paved walls,
The henhouse In the rear,
With cabbage growing at the side
And pigsty rather near
remember, I remember.
The corncob father had
GA Eve cent piece of navy plug
In those DAYS made him glad;
The old stove In the kitchen
And fathers stockinged feet
All that was ere prosperity
Swept us on Easy street
remember. remember,
The pump in DIR back yard.
Where father watered all the stock
And found IL rather hard
But now he has another wav
And needs no trough or pump
He waters stock down in the street
And makes the lambkins lump.
remember, remember
But oh, the changes wrought
Are queerer than the little duke
That Sister Helen bought!
Since father goes TO twenty clubs,
And mother has her set
We have no use for memry's art
We're trying to forget,
Jacob j I.eibson in Kansas City Star.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

The Globe-Democrat doesn't like
the boost given to the Ohio river i'm
provement by the trip to be made
this week by the Rivers and Harbors
Committee from Pittsburg to Cairo.
1t wants the Lakes-to-Gulf water
way via the upper Mississippi kept
more in the lime light, and seems to
fear that the establishment of the
Lakes to-Gulf waterway via the
Ohio river will mean the death blow
to the former So far an Cairo is con-
cerned, il makes no difference which
comes first II will be satisdefiG
with either and is in favor o both
80 Louis may be excused for heins
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

My health is out of sight; I'm feeling
lick heels night
kind of Ills; wreath of efapp
THE and sidestep doctors bills faddsits talk;
SECRET eat grated chalk hit banor
HEALTH shredded cabbage
predgested goods ando other fakes
Hutchiwoods My stomach to
and I'll be
don't fill and
cakyour appetite obey Ahne I'd rather die
all the schemes the inter try
rhe old They lived
used to eat all kinds of meat and hash roasn
.ss" "s.a" .: LNaeAna4c,,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

Those who rail against bi-parti-
sanship as an evil per Sc are due to
be heard from now in denunciation
of the reciprocity measure adopteo
by the U s senate Saturday Only
I'll of the 45 Republicans voted for
1t and but for the 80 Democrats who
Joined them ii would have been beat
en-. Among the "a Republicans who
voted against 1t appears the name OF
Senator Lorimer The other Illinois
senator voted for It,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Rams Horn Browns Wrinkles.

No perslnlihdn ever falls Into tbs
hand bf the man who Is not IN ear
nest.
There is now and then a woman
who thinks her husband might have
given Solomon points,
More battles have been lost by de
lay than by poor fighting
All men in history who did grea
things got an early start
Nothing can fly faster than The
golden opportunity that gets away
from you.
George Washington gained mill
tary reputation before he was TWEEN.
ty-six, while all we know about Me,
thuselah is that he died, aud We
know that much about n yellow dog
II some Of us would spend half tbs
time in hustling that we do In wor.
rying. we would have more butter
on our bread.
nc ueNil - always passenger W
the auto that isn't bought with hon
We should never look on the dark
the auto that isn't bought with hon
est money
side without being thankful that
there is also Il bright side
When you undertake to do some
thing that ought TO be done, count
ON the Lord for help you need
The sins that have blue eyes and
dimptes are the most dangerous
One trouble with the people who
aim to do right, is that SO many o,
them are such poorshots
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
A SMILE Or TWO
Audaclnns John.

Audacious John,
John Hays Hammond nudged
King George News Item
Nudged Englaud's King? What is
this thing
That John Hays Hammond did?
Some even say that, waxing gay,
He murmured: "Oh. you kid"
This beats the Dutch, TO dare tc
touch
The wearer of crown
We must coness that men for less
Have had dressing down
~
oh, joint Oh, John! What have you
done
To Englands royal nibs?
You sassy thing, to nudge a King
And poke him In the ribs,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

The elder Booth, the tragedian. had
broken nose woman friend once
remarked to him, u like your acting
very much, Mr. Booth. but to be per.
fectly frank with you can't get over
your nose!'
mo wonde.'. madam" replied Booth;
"the bridge is gone
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

Potts-It is great deal better TO
own your own home and not have TO
pay rent isn't It? Lotts-Well, yes, in
a general way II Is. but 1t has Its dia.
advantages fellow cant go round
driving nails anywhere he plenses 10
the wood work Of his own home, you
know. Boston Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
A Comnarisnn

"a horse Is mans truest friend
said the lover OF animals,
Hes more Ike relation than q
friend" replied Farmer Corntoseel
he makes me think of my boy Josh:
ai,us ready to eat an liable to kick IL
you put him to work." washington
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

AT dinner party In England the
host introduced to the favorable notice
Of the company. amid murmurs Of ad
miration, a splendid truffied pheasant.
Isn't ii beauty" he said "Dr.
So-and-so gave 1t to me: killed 1t him.
self,
"Ah! What was he treating 1t forf'
asked one of the guests
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Illinois Central R. R.
Summer Tourist Fares 1911

Cairo to DAWSON, KY, and return,
S4.35.
To Cerulean and return, $50
To Grayson and return, $40.
To Waukesha, Wis, and return,
$3.50.
To Milwaukee and return $500
To South Haven, Mich, and re
turn $1,000. Via Lake Strs.
To Bay View and return, $24,45.
To Petosky, and return $24.45.
To Harbor Springs and return
s24.70.
To Detroit and return, $21 80.
To St. Paul, Mimi, and return,
$3.50.
To Denver, Colo, and return
s31.45.
To Los Angeles, and San Francis
co and return, $1,000.
And to many other points.
Tickets sold daily from June LIST
until September 30th, and good re.
turning until October 31st. Inquir
les cheerfully answered.
J. H. JONES,
Ticket Agent, Cairo.
H, J. PHELPS,
G. Z. A. Nor, Lines, Chicago
GEO. H, BOWER,
G, P, A, Sou. Lines,
Memphis, Tenn,
s. G. HATCH,
Passenger and Traffic Manager,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

In Springfield, ILL.,, the saloon men
threaten to have the new ordinance
submitted to referendum. They re-
gard it as too drastic. A counter
threat is made that in case of a re-
ferendum the question Of Sunday
closing and $1,000 license will also
be submitted.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

Neither the swelied head nor the
Jespairing heart Is oil much use 10
The woman IN business. Make good
,hings-as good as or better than 9th
or people s--ask fair PRICE. so that
there Is u clear profit on materials
and time used, and do not lose cour
age.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

All" he said as he led her back to
her seat after the waltz. ~ inst love
dancing"
We'll" she replied as she attempted
to repair torn lounce. you're not too
old to learn"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
On the boardwalk

Her husband talks continually
Of the rolling waves"
His idea is to distract her atten.
tion from the rolling chairs, which
cost 50cents an hour"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Beach Gossip.

What are the wild waves saying
Maybe that | can't afford
The thirty a week | am paying
For board.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average number of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the year
1910 ...s........... .,,..'. w ~
Average number of complete
aud perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the mouth
of June 1911 30.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

II understand the keeper of the zot
IL quite an amateur florist"
"Yes; 7 suppose his specialties arc
dandeions and tiger lilies "-Balti
more American
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
June Circulation.

The above is correct statement
OF the circulation of The Cairo Bul
letin for the year 1910 and for til,
month OF June 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this goth day of July. 1911.
LEO, J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Naturally

Yes as q little boy bright celors al
ways attracted and charmed him
"And now he's chasing rainbows -
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

This suffragette leader states
that she has nothing to say
well" demanded the city edit,
or, 'can she say it in two columns?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Time To Move

my chorus girl client wants q
change OF venue, your honor F."
She can get fair trial here"
mo doubt: but the people in this
town have seen all her gowns"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
ILLINOISCENTRAL
Gully /, 1911.)
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE,

Trains Leave Cairo:
1910 a. NJ. Daily Chicago vestEbulA
limited, arriving Chicago I0:40 a, IN,
2:16 a. IN. Daily st. Louis Night
limited, arriving st. Louis 7:20 a. IN.
Sleeping cars open at $3.50 p IN.
$3.50 a. m. st. Louis Special.
500 a. IN. Chicago Daily Express.
11:15 a. IN. st. Louis Fast Mail.
ILLS b. III. Chicago Midday Special
$3.50 p. m Afternoon Express for
st. Louis, Odn, Effngham, NATION
and Champaign.
AIS p m. Thebes Accommodate
Ais p. m. Fulton and Hayfsld 40
commodation.
6:15 p. m. Chicago and Bastsrs
Express
1910 p. m Chicago Night Express
arriving at Chicago 7:t5 a. IN.
2:303 am. Memphis and Nashville.
3:l0 a. m. Coach section for Mem
phtS and New orleans.
$40 a m. Seminole Limited tof
Birmingham and Jacksonville, Fla.
300 a. m. Paducah and Louisville
1:41 p. IN. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
1.56 p IN. Daily Nashville. Chatts4
Googa and Atlanta.
$50 D. m. Paducah and Louisville
Sleeper, Paducah to Louisville. open
at $3.50 p, m.
5:55 p, m. Memphis aud New Or,
leans Special,
For through tickets, sleeping car
accommodations and further informs
ton apply at Illinois Central Passep.
ger Station. Cairo, III.
J. n. JONES. Ticket Aat. sTss
n. G. PHELPS,
General Pass. Aut. Northern sns
Western lines.
GEO. II. BOWER. VS.
General Pass. Aat, scu. lines.
s. G. HATCH, Passenger Traffic Msna
auer,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
,Mia
A Real Trinmnh.

! got engaged four times"
I only got engaged once. but it,
permanent Ess Ew4x
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

The man with new idea is a crank
until the idea succeeds, Mark Twain
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24

Keeping up the quality is what
sells the Gate Post sc cigar
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Willing To Make Good.

WIIIIIE :" WHhC uUUu'
"You know those early vegetables
promised you?
"Yes.
would you accept trip to thu
theatre next winter instead?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
Easing Thinas up.

IL ON the ruffied stream OF life
Serenely you would aoat.
90 throw your ancient oars away
And buy a motorboat.
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-24
A Rit NJ philoSonhv

Most husbands think they are
good husbands
"Well?"
And most wives humor them in
that belief
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27

The Best Paper is the News s,.oo
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
Kelly's Ferry.

-Speetai 10 lie Meas.
1t has been raining all this week.
Roy D Baehman, of Nashville, Wis.
led Mr.. and Mrs. l. Newsom
from Monday week until Wednesday
He preached at Sexton Chapel Tuesday
night week | wish he would come
back here to preach again.
There was large crowd of people at
Sunday school at Sections Chapel last
Sunday. We had good time Come
and join our Sunday school if you
would enjoy yourself.
There will be a box supper at Sex
toms Chapel next Saturday night
week. Everybody come and have a
good time.
Jim Newsome is sick this week. We
hope be will get we'll,
Charlie Hartman and Emmitt Owens
called on Mr.. Newsom Sunday even
ing.
Mrs. Annie Sexton called on Mrs l.
Newsom Saturday.
Mrs. Matte Hartman is going to
move down to the lock and dam and
live with her husband where he works.
We hate to see them leave here, but
we hope they will move back here
soon.
Mr.. and Mrs. /. Newson went to
town Saturday.
Charlie Hartman called on Mr.. !.
Newsom Monday morning
John McNabb was here last Satur-
day afternoon.
Alton Fry, of Oates Island called on
Mr. /. Newsom Saturday
Mrs. l. Newsom took all of her
childen and her grandchildren to Chat
tanooga Wednesday They all enjoyed
it very much. She said they were
good children.
Albert Smith was here Thursday
night.
| would like to hear from all the
Will close this for
this time, but will write again.
Lonesome Boy.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
Caroline Chapel.

Special 10 ne lNs7Dy.
Visiting and playing ball is the or
der of the day.
Sunday school was attended by a
large crowd Sunday.
We sure did have fine rain Sun
day afternoon.
/ ]. II. Privett and family are visit
ing at Dunlap for a few days this
week.
Mrs. Rose McNabb is visiting her
daughter at Chattanooga this week.
Mrs. Easter Spangler visited her
brother, Will Long, from Wednesday
until Sunday.
Ollie Bryant called on Mrs. Mary
Pitman Monday night.
A. A. Spears called on home folks
Saturday night and Sunday.
There viii be meeting at Union
Grove Saturday night and Sunday and
let everybody come to preaching.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. T. Billingsley call
ed on Mr.. and Mrs. George Lewis one
day this week. Mrs. Lewis has been
very low, but we hope she will be out
again soon.
Mr.. and Alvin Billingsley are visit
ing home folks for few days this
week.
Jasper and Walter Pitman called
here on their best girls Sunday.
Austin Crutchfield called on Foster
Bryant Sunday afternoon
Eek Crutchfell called at J. W. Pit
nuns Sunday afternoon aud reported
a nice time
W. G. Moore aui daughter, Meta,
attended Sunday school at this place
Sunday, AMI We were glad to have
them baC k to Sunday school.
Miss Oracle Pitman spent Sunday
with Mrs Myrtle Long, and sure did
have nice time Sunday afternoon.
Halle Pitmau called on Miss Josie
Privett Sunday and had nice time.
Jasper PitmaD made a flying trip to
Sequachee Monday evening.
Zeb Lewis and wife spent Sunday
with his sister, who lives OF Victoria,
Miss Ruth Griffith looked pleased
Sunday for her best fellow was with
her. Little Girl.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27

The News on = Al 90 ypsr.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
Kill More Than Wild Beasts.

The number of people killed yearly
by wild beasts don't approach the vast
number killed by disease germs. No
life is safe from their attacks. They re
in the air, water, dust, even food.
But grand protection is afforded by
Electric Bitters, which destroy and ex-
pei these deadly disease germs from
the system. That's why chills. fever,
and ague, all malarial and many blood
diseases yield promptly to this Won
derful blood purifier. Try them, and
enjoy the glorious health and new
strength they'll give you. Money back
if not satisfied. Only 50c;at Whitwell
Drug Co., of Whitwell.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
WATCH US GROW.

Miss Vinie Hoge, Jasper, sends sub
scription to the News.
~ WATCH US GROW
M. j. Lee, of Mulga, Ala, sends
81. 90 for years subscription to the
News, which he cannot do without.
WATCH US GROW.
Mrs. Jesse Pickett, Whitwell, Tenn,
orders the News, the only paper she
wants and likes to read.
WATCH Us GROW.
A. B. Hamilton, Of Victoria, is a
new subscriber to the News. Says his
family just must have it.
WATCH US GROW.
Mrs. M. J. Smith, Cedar Spring,
Tenn. ? renews her subscription, send
ing 81. 90 therefor
WATCH US GROW.
Bob Holloway, Whitwell, Tenn,
Route /, Box 80, will read the News
for one year.
WATCH US GROW.
w. B. Sharp, Whitwell, Tenn, is
another who has the News sent to his
address for one year.
WATCH US GROW.
Ira Bridges, Whitwell, Tenn, sub
scribes for the News for one year.
WATCH US GROW.
Mrs. R. Smith, Whitwell, will re-
ceive the News regularly for one year.
WATCH US GROW.
Fl. Kent, East Lake, Tenn, kindly
forwards $1.0O for subscription, saying
that man who is building needs all
the dollars he can get, which is ky
rect. Wish all our friends could see
it in that light.
WATCH US GROW.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
Infant Dead.

Gleeta Virginia, the ten months old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Q. A. Pry-
or died Monday morning of pneumon-
ia, Services were conducted at the
Lasater graveyard Tuesday morning at
1880 by Rev. G. N. Sadler, and in
terment made therein
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
Mrs. AIthea Travis.

The body of Mrs Althea Travis who
died in Chattanooga yesterday, was
brought here this morning for inter
ment. She was formerly Miss Althea
Spears and at one time a resident of
this place. She leaves husband fa-
thtr, mother and one brother.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27

Right in your busiest season when
You have the least time to spare you
are most likely to take diarrhoea and
lose several days time, unless you
have Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy at hand and take a
dose on the first appearance of the dis.
ase. For sale by all dealers.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
Meeting Proving Successful.

The union meeting II meeting with
great success. last nights services be-
ing Inarhed ny veral professions. and
much spiritual good. Revs. Mnrpbet
and Sadler are in charge. Meetings ar.
held in the schooihonse.
The series OF meetings will continue
over Sunday, and 1t is To ha hoped viii
result much 10 the moral growth of TIE
town. The preachers in charg, srn ma
king earnest fort TO this end
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
UNION MEETING
AT WHITWeLL

Union meeting will begin in Whit
we'll at the Tabernacle August 18th at
night. The Revs j. G. Patty, of
Chattanooga and Hicks, who held
meeting at Dunlap last year, will con-
duct these meetings. Let everybody
get ready to attend
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
MEN WANTED.

Miners wishing employment can get
good places with good pay at Whitwell
Mines black powder to be used on
and after July |, 19u;, Transportation
furnished il necessary. For any fur
Their information write Tennessee Coal,
ron q R. R. Co., Whitwell. Tenn. ct
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27
A Peek Into His Pocket

would show the box of Bucklen's Arm
lea Salve that E. S. Lopez, carpen-
ter of Mari!la. N. Y, always carries.
81 have never had a cut, wound,
brnise. or sore it would not soon heal''
he writes Greatest healer Of burns,
boils, scalds, chspped hands and lips,
fever sores. skin eruptions, eczema,
corns and piles. CSC ut Whitwell Drug
Co.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27

A. B. Hamilton, of Victoria. is here
remodeling the News Office into a fire
proof structure 65x24 #. with cement
floor, cement sides and Cortright gal
vanized shingle roof Business office
and stock room win be ADDED later.
For years we have been doing business
in cramped quarters, and as repairs
we're greatly needed, concluded to re-
build. Mr.. Hamilton has taken hold
of the job right and is past grandmas-
ter in the work, and things are hustling
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1911-07-27

Miss Mabel Howard, of Jasper, has
been visiting friends and relatives in
Dunlap.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1911-11-20
WINS
FOOTBALL HONORS
Victory Over Yale Gives the
Tigers Championship.

To Princeton belongs the college foot
ball honors of the East for 1911. Satur-
day's victory over Yale was the last
game of the season for, the Tigers, who
have gone through without sustaining
single defeat. They were tied by Le-
high &c. and by the Annapolis Middies
90, but having beaten Harvard. Dart
mouth, and Yale. there is no team to
dispute their title. To be sure, luck
may have been with them, for the critics
tell US that the Tigers were ourplayed
In all three of these games, but what
matters that OF the smallness OF the
scores, respectively Sc, 30, 6-3, so long
as they were big enough to win. This
makes ten victories for Princeton over
Yale in the last thirty-seven years, dur
in (Which time there have been seven tie
games played.
With Saturdays many important games
out of the way the big things In foot
ball that are yet to come include the
two games that are still to be played
in Philadelphia-the Army and Navy
game on Saturday of this week, and the
Pennsylvania-CorneI Thanksgiving Day
contest on Thursday of next week
Barring the Yale-Harvard match, which
this year comes on the same day as the
Army-Navy game. the Philadelphia
schedule from now on dwarfs all other
football attractions. The annual match
between Uncle Sans fighting men &C.
ours a week earlier than usual this
year-the Saturday before Thanksgiving
Day in place of the Saturday following
which means that it will be the next
game here. The contest takes higher
rank in the football world than usual
this season, because of the very credita-
BILE records made by the contendinR
teams, the Army having beaten Yale
60. while the Navy played Princeton to
scoreles tie. Neither team has been
beaten, and, until Bucknell, last week,
forced West Point to make q safety.
the Cadets had not been scored on. The
Middies met a stiff proposition In the
Pennsylvania State team Saturday, and
the 90 score on top of the creditable
work all season proves that the Annapo-
lis lads know considerable about football.
AS a spectacle the Army-Navy game
has something on all other football
matches, no matter where played, and II
is a great pity. that grounds large
enough to accommodate all who would
gladly pay for the privilege of attend
ing cannot be had. - -.~T. b..