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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

AT a convention of women in Mil
yankee recently a movement for
world wide prohibition was started
Would those women undo all the
breweries have done for Milwaukee ?
ii is beer that made Milwaukee IA
nous, we are informed
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
Foiied

Suspicious Neighbor---Did your
mother have a rooster for dinner yes
terday, sonnie?
SonnieYes'm.
Suspicious Neighbor--A big one
with black tail feathers?
Sonnle--Duno. Mother didn't cook
the feathers. Sydney Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

'Arry-Say. Bill, volts the differ
ence between atheist and agnos-
tic?
Bill-Well, yer see, atheist don't
believe In nuthink. and agnostio
only believes In about arr of itI--Lon4
don Opinion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

u Being stung by bee ia not pleas
ant pastime, but the sting Of the presi-
Dental bee is welcomed with great en-
lthusiasm by good many Of our pa
trtOts.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
CIuny Neckwesr.

Neckwear is prominently favoring
Cluny. Round collars and small sailor
collars Of real Cluny are in demand
for wear In the new one piece dresses
of satin, serge, etc, that close down
the front. and tichus and large collars
are lavishly trimmed with this lace.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
orrIs Root In Powder BOY.

When using orris-root for cleaning
the hair, 1t Is very convenient to put
1t into an empty powder-box, from
which 1t can be easily shaken onto the
hair, instead of being continually
spilled from the paper package or r.
oeptacle. Life
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

There are old men In Illinois who
can remember when the Lorimer In
vestigation was begun--Toledo Blade
There are children In Illinois who
may be living when the Lorimer in
vestigatiom IL completed---Chicago
Racord-Herald. ss
Poor Bill!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
Ie<AG- 1z~,<s.eN-.
The Same Effect,

Benevolent Lady-Little boy, will
on give this temperance tract to
our father?
'rchin Me dad don't drink now,
10y
eNevolent Lady-Oh, how good
We read the last tract gave
"N.r-- No, Teddy He's training
aght-Baltimore Sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Those Chinese reyolutionists have
decided that future national co1ors
will be red, white and blue. Well,
the colors are not copywrited.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

After election day, editorial writ
ers In Kentucky and several other
states viii have to fall back on the ex-
changes for editorial matter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
Benefited.

Yes said Farmer Corntossel, II
read every one. Of those speeches you
printed In the Record"
ibid they benefit your"
Eyes, sir. Twon the two dollars Zeb
Perkins bet that II couldn't " dQna.'l
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
September Circulation

The above Is correct statement
OF the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month Of September 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this fifth day OF October 1911.
LEO j. KLEB,
NIL Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
An Easy Solution.

How can | make both ends meet?"
Easy. Pot roast beef at one end
OF the table and fried chicken at the
other. That's one way to make both
ends meat"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Melville vanieman's trial flight of
his dirigible balloon at Atlantic City
conyinces us that the safest way to
cross the Atlantic is on a steamship.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

win Roosevelt be classed as wit
mess for the Government or an ae-
.cessory In that suit against the
United States steel Corporation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
Shade Of Shakespearel

Il presume your visit to Stratford
gave you great pleasure?"
We'll. should say SO! A man from,
Chicago told me one of the funniest
stories there think ever heard"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Al Duluth lawyer declares the ser.
want girl who earns every dollar she
spends, is more to be admired than
the young woman who married an
old man for his riches This may be
true, but we would like to see the
servant girl who earns every dollar
she spends.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
|WekITCHEN
y sE6ABINET
NJ topic ia peremptoriiy for

NE topic Ia peremptorly for
hidden to rational mortals,
namely. their distempers. II YOU have
not slept. or If you have slept. or IL you
have the headache, or leprosy. or thun-
defstroke. beseeehi YOU by all the angels
to hold your peace, and not pollute the
morning. Come into the azure and enjoy
the day A Emerson.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Miladi says a mans clothes Away
Gem to III him real loose after hi
ylfe's relatives have looked him over
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

That big naval display the other
day was about the best argument for
international peace ever produced by
Uncle Sam. s*6t8 &
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

IT the women would remove their
hats in church, the men, perhaps,
could have no excuse for remaining
away.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

What are you going to do with
your boy In summer" asks CORE
spondent. For the correct answer
many parent will have to inquire Of
the boy. M aN
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
SMART M0DEL-CREAM SERGE
Costume, Along the Latest Designs,
That Can Be Adapted to All
Styles and Figures.

Cream serge Is selected for our
smart model, which has a narrow
skirt trimmed az foot by aufaaded
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
The Bulletin ID on sale at the fol
lowing places.
Coleman's, 702 Commercial Ave
Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.

Circulation Statement.
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printeddaiiy
and Sunday during the
year ls1o ............. 22s7
Average number Of complete
amp perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin prirteddaily
and Sunday during the
month Of September 1911 20ss
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

An. Iowa man paid sos the other
day for ten ears OF corn. Yet there
are people who risk their lives hunt
Ing for gold.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

AT last, Boston's incentive for eat
ing beans has been discovered. Eggs
are so cents a dozen there.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

The hobble skirt has gone out of
fashion even In Paris, and it will soon
be marked off the list everywhere.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

aeroplane doubtless utilized some OF
the models In the shop.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

4 When sold merely by weight, dia-
monds are still little more valuable
than breakfast bacon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
Contrary.

""Tis queer about a chauffeur"
whats queer?"
Hts walk in life Is to ride"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Things go by contraries. When a
man Is on his ''uppers" he Is really
down In the depths.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

The aeroplane is becoming a danger
GUS rival of the automobile In the toll
OF deaths.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

II you fail to receive your
paper by z a. M, on week
days and 5 a. M, on Sundays,
telephone to The Bulletin Of.
fee, No. 86, either phone and
one will be sent to you by
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Just think! Angels food cake is
made In New York OF riots" and
spots"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

The race FOR wealth ends at tho
cemetery.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

The consumer hopes the ice crop.
too, will be a bumper
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Developing the aeroplane Is one
thing and reckless tomfoolery Is an
other.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

The earth remains safer than either
the sea or the sky.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

This Ia regular put-em-on, take-em
off November weather.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

4 Mary Garden reports that she has
lost thirty pounds. Flesh or clothes?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

That jaek-o'-lantern tasted much
better than 1t looked.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Nearly every gift that is made has
rome sort OF a string tied to ii.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

i Mr.. Dosyou think marriage
is failure?
Mrs De Vorsay-No; merely q tenn
porary embarrassment.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-07

Assuming Chesterfieldian dts
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
2 POZNANSKIEGO.


WITK0W. Podczas chwilowej
n1eobecuo6cl matki dwu]etnla cor
reczka malzonk6w Kopach6w zbli.
zy}a SIP "a bardzo do pieca ia
malehstwu safety sc sukienki.
Gdy matka wr6cl{a, dsiecko pali}o
sig jak p%ochodnia. P}omienie st}u-
m,ono natychmisst, lecz take ]
pomoc lekarska ma mic sig juS ME
zdafa i dziecka zmarlo. -
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
ILAWA. Przy skrobaniu ryb

IhAWA. Przy skrobaniu rybt#
zranil sic niezznna '. pcslugsoz,
szk6lny Hor,ien. 70 dwdoh dnlia "a
rsta oepuch'a p: ddal sic do Do To-
mu o ,sl't'Eyyeell \ 1: 2 gddziie
stw,erdzoonpo za ~; krwi j zrra,nllo-
ny palec mu odieto.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06

laty vyle'o'd|a q lego wujek na w'yspee
.sumatra:. Nisdawno temu 1maar1 81.
i po~soslavii1E 20 sobie majate,kl We Y
.w,yi.1o'kaoaci 5 (. miliondv m ". !
kt6ry Is miaa,ja'jjj,atek m y. bt'yo ro '.'l.' tlc
ny pom,ed il:1' vi; o,.iter,s ''s'E7 ','1i' "; ]. ia "a:
G. slaAku, do kt6ryoh saliga tez
nalety.
RYBNIK. ,Cxternastoletnl syn
c%ha}upnika Werony y Roju przy-
Most pewuego !dnia do domu SLEEPY
.nab6j. nape}niony .srotem. Nab6j
po}ozy1: nlerozwazny chlopiec ma
rozpalonem plecu, wskutek czego
nastapita eksplozya, a czastkl ma
boju rani{y ohiopca !. jego dwie
mniejsxe siostrzyczk,. Jedno re IRA.
nionycb dziec, musiano umie6ci6 "
lazarecie.
s-.. --.i - |.~
~KR0LEWSKA HUTA. Przez
szesG lat pewlen asystent pracowa{
bez ~przeszkody " blurze lecznicy
knapszaftowej " Kr6)ewsklej Hucie
ua G6rnym slasku. Kiedy sic ole
nil Z pewna pan,eukq z Posnahskie-
go, Polka, wypowiedzlano nu ma
gle miejsoe bez podania jsklegokol~
wick powodu. Be.sprzecznle uczy-
Mono to ola tego, by ukarac 60
"a ozenienie sic : Polka. D'dad
za6 nalezy, uvzednik 6w wcale pc
polsku m6wld nie umie. Za}owat
swego kroku jednak nae pctrzebuje
DO otrzyma} lepsza poaade " kopal>
nj Emlnenoya pod Katowloami.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
.GAILiICYI

Podczas gdY " daw niejszych stu.
leciach : polsk,ej strony ME za}czot
no ami jedaego nowego zgromadze~
MIA zakonnego, / IA to- bardzo licz
ne bYly klasxtory zakondw ~za}ozo-
nych W lnnych krajach, W ostat~
mich 70 lataoh powsta}o kilka zgro-
MAIDEN zakoonych, s%a}ozonych
przez PolakGw. Wymieuiam tn tyl-
ko Zmartwych xstahcdw, Zrm slrt.
wyohstankj, Felloyanki j S}uhebni-
.czki Najsw. Maryi Fanny. w
przeszsztym miesiacu zmaria za}o'
zYcielka zgromadzenia ,Nlepokala.
rek", Matka Marya Marcel'na Da>
.rowska W 8lroku zycla. Owdowiaw-
sly y chic, zupefnie odda@a sic wy
chowanlu dziewczat zafozy}a
wspmnlane sgromadzen,e W Rzvmie
pod kierunkiem ks. Kais;e 1icza j
Semenenki. Pierwsza osada powst,
Ia W r. 1860 " Jaziowcu. W}asci-
oiel B}aAewski odda} zgromad1eniu
dawny, .wtedy epus,czony pa{ac,
:niegdys ks. Stanislawa Ponlat W.
.kiego, przytYkajaoy do ruin stare
90 ~jes2cze zamku Jaz}owieckich.
Zaraz po +. 1863 nowicYat zaczaf sig
zapefnia6 niexwykle obaarzoneem lem
~ Fl y. s&s ~ n-r g Et.+r 49,
mlodszemi osobami. w dziesiec Int
p6xniej jul ucxennio n~apfynelo lyle,
4e Ja.}owiec ME m6gl ich pom;e6-
o,t. za1ozy4a pani Darowska drugi
k~lasztor, " Jaros}aw,u, ma G{ebo-
kiej, Z wielkim cgredem. Tam prsez
jakid czas (ls77 r.) byl kapelanem
s}awny ,dsiejopisarz ks. Wsleryan
Kalinka. W !. 1883 przybyva no
wy sak}ad V :dawnym popaulihskimr
klasztarze W Ntiniowie mad Dniest.'
rem. Ale .r.y ME w~ystarosajq: "
:. 1896 powstaie czwartY " No
wynn Sqozu, "a .miastem. W r.l9Os
Nieroksl ankl otrzymaly navel cd,
rzadu rosyjs k,ego po1wolenie osied
lenia sic v s1ymanow VIE pod War
szawa, Regu1e .gromadzenia Eat
wierdsil stsnowozo ojoiec dw. Leon
XIII VIZ 1899. Rogula wyznacsa.
~ glowny. Gel. wvchowan,e. ladanie
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
razenia, Il aiebawem zYcia doxo-

razenia, IL niebawem 5ycia doxo-
nal.
= ofiara ohydnego nna,padu, den
tysta p. Jagodzinski, cdsyska} su~
pe}nie zdrowie1 sl}y, tax ze wziasa
ju1 udzia} " ostatniem posiedzeniu
rady miejsk'ej.
ZkOTOWO. MIstrz krawieckl
Wulprzek opu6ci} mieszkan'e
swoje " przystepie nag}ego obfe"
du. w okropuym stanie z%aalezlo--
no we wsi Zehlenscorf oddano dc
zakladu.
uELGOSZCZ. Przesz}ego ty.'
godnia znalaz} tn nocny str6z ma
drodze czeladnika rzeznlckiego w.
niezywego. Ponlewaz lubi{ pic,
przypuszczaja, re umar& ma zatra',
c,e gorza}ka.
CHEKMZA. 23go lutego Y no.
cy zapali]y sic W sklepie dekarza
Huberta zapasy drzewa i wegli. D.
glen wnet stiumiono, ale PREY TEN
y. H. sic mocno poparzy} ma twa7
rzy l rekach.
z POD KWIDZYNA. Cd pew
nego czasa zoik} pewien gospodarz
z Nebrowa. Przypuszczano, il 60
zamordowano, gdyz znaleziono "
stodo!e jego XII i p}aszcz.
Sprowadzono wiec PISA poll y nego
z Grudzladza, kt6ry zatrzyma{ sic
ma kup,e Stony i zacza} ia gorliwie
%rozgarniat. S}ome usunieto ma box
i ,naleziono rzeczyw,6cie poszukl~
wsnego i to lrzy zyciu. Poszukl-
wary jednak ku ~og6lnemu zdzlwie
niu bardzo sig oburzy}, re 60 sna
leziono. Podobno ulezgoda W do
mu by1a powodem tego ~zajscia.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
z PRuS POLSKICH.

SUSZ. Zagrodnika Jana Ja}ow''
skiego re Zabrowa znalez'ono ma
lace zmarznietego, By} on dnia po~
przedn,ego W karczmie a wracajac
do donu, zb}adzl}, upad', zasnaa4
, luz wiece)- sic ME zbuds'}.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
: ZE SLASKA.

a Ear #Har# E"" <rs T"SFf "
KOzLE. " Mechnicy v kozielr
skiem roisina oberzysty %tamtejsze-
go, sk}adajaca sig : ciu os6b, va
u b ! ,.t u cettnar6w' MAJ w.ty
$50, iona s7o, Is letnl syn asa, -
'letni syn 9sO, Is letnia. c6.ka 1853,
i naimlodssa, IL letn,a, 1873 funt6w.
STRZELCE. Nlespodsiewany
|spadek uzyskal kupieo towardw ko.
.l"nialnyoh Suliga. Pred praw'e 80
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06

sig JaK pOcnoonla. I1onIeule eO1u@
mono natychmisst, lecz take j
pomoc lekarska ma mic sig jug ME
zda}a i dziecka zmar}o. -
M7EDZYRZECZ. Prey czysz-
czenlu Gel wiez'ennych " ratuszu
zpaleziono " kacie try 20 mar
k6wk,. Przypuszczac trzeba, ze u
miesci} je tamze ktos z osadzonYch
" areszcie i zapomn,a} je zabrat.
Il KAMIENlCY (Chemnitz) do
nosza: W poci9gu osobowym, ma
desz}vm z Lipska, W p1zedzlale II
klasy z%naleziono zw}okl urzedn;ka
c}owego z Rosyi i jegc narzeo1onej
kt6rzy sig otruli. W pozostawio'.
nym l'6cle prosza, by zw}oki i':h
spalono W tutejszym zakladzie pa
lenia zw}ok.
PNIEWY. w tutejszYm kosc,e-
lie ewangielickim upad}o podczas
nabo zehstwa v niedz1ele 20 os6b
l lalkanista bez przytomnosci, o.
derzeni wydoby wajacym sic ga+
>PLESZEW. W ulioy Wroclaw-
skiej przejecha} samoch6d, jadacy
ku Ostrowu, wdowe Michalska.
Stan jei jest bezuadsiejny.
KOZMIN- Pan Makowski 2 Lii
pu pod M,}ostawiem kupil folwa1k
" 1wozmierke (nlecsytelne Red)
cd pana S~wierczyka "a Gene 1877
tvs NIX. Po6rednlozy@ p W Ryba'
kowski z Kozm,n:.
PNlEWY. Gospodarz Kaczma~
rex z BiafoAoszsk;ch Oled'6w ma
trafi4 prey kopanlu torfu, W gle
bokosci 4, metr6w, M zupe{nie
dobrze zachowane rogi j%elenie Pc.
niewaz, pred okolo 100 laty Gala
okollca pokryta byla bagnistym'
lasami, przvpuezczat mona, re ro-
ri Z tych czas6w pochodza. "a ma
nova nauczyciela Kintzla podaro.'
wal pan Kaczmarek rogi poAnan
skiemu mnzeumi ces. F~ryderyka.
BUK. Pewnemu ko{an;sc,e spa
Lib sic kob. Koh mat robactwo,
vice kolcnista. wysmaroya} go ben
syDa ! nafta cd CORY DO dofu. Pa:
[robkowl rozeypaly sic zapa}ki j
pomacza}y sic. Chcao przekonaf
sig. cay SO dobre, zapall} je sbyt
blisko konls, ia kt6rym zapali{a
sic benzyna,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06


TORUN. Mad brzegiem Wisfy
ma przedm1esciu Jakdbskiem, wesz
10 dw6ch ch}opc6w ma kre- Jeden
z Mich 12~le,ul syn urzednika, kos
lejowego, Pawe& Klitzke, wpadf
do Wis}y i by}hy aiecbybn'e utonaf.
Ma k1zyk zagrozonego ch}opca pos"
pieszyf z ratunkiem budo vnlczY
rejencyjny B. z narazeniem w1as'
neeo zycla wydobYt 60 z wody.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06

IkAWA. z wiezienla tutejszego
uciekf l5~letuj poslugacz Sontow"
ski, bt6rego sad "a rome pre-
eterstwa skaza} ma pol roku wiezle''
MIA, Gdy zona dozdrcy wiezien~
nego przyniosla mu 6n'adanie'
wiezieh wybie5} szybko CELL
z~atrzssnal drzwl uciek8. Uwiszio"
pa tym .sposobem zone doz6rcy
uwvlniono dopjero p6zniej z nle'
przyjemnego %po}ozenia. Zbiega do
tad ME ujsto.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
Neurasthesia

Neurasthesia
Znrnsl medyczuy po%6wlecony le-
:cxeniu niedomagan nerwowych, do"
wodzi, re oko}o sledmdziesiat piec
procent luduosci umiera W Stanach
Zjednoczonych rocznie 2 takich cho-
rob.
Jednakowoz znajdujemy bardso
ma}9 ilo66 takich ludzi, kt6ry u
znaja to cborobe "a wiecej Tub
mniej powazn2. Leczenie W wielu
vypadkach jest W zupe}no6ci z}em,
dlatego, DO ma s}lbe l w~yciehczo
ne rerwy, zamiast dawsG }agodpe
srodki, innc lekarstwa "a dawan".
Chciel smJ rekomendowsc wan
do u2ywania Triners Amerykansk'
Eliksir Gcrzkiego Wlna, kt6ry jest
.odpowiedn'm ma ierxy. Po pier
wsse ureguluje ono prAce organ6w
trawiacych, kt6re s~twarzaja nova
co. sta krew. To krew odsw,ezy
nerwY i da I'm nowc sly. TAX dlus
go, jak trswienie vase Jest " po.
RI adku, to n1gdy ME edziecie cier
PIED ma nerwowo5c, lub wyoiehczes
ME. We wszystkict niedomaga-
mach " trawieniu mozecle polegat
na Trinera Amerykahsklm Eliksl-
re Gcrzkiego Wilma. W aptekach.
Jos --'rlner, 1888 1880 So. Ash
land ave-, Chicago, Ill
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1911-04-06
.... DhUG WDZIECZNOSCI
sZANOWNEMU DOKTOROWI T. E. THOMPsONoWI.

Dowiedzia-
lem sic, re
moi Eollega
]. N%oWakoWSki,
zosta4 wylc-
czony przez
DR.. j. E.
Thnmoscna,
z tax powaz-
nej choroby,
przeto i. ia
uda}em sic do
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
Economy's Danger Line.

Representative Macon. at dinner IN
Washington, condemned taking.
An explorer especially should no.
fake" he said. Explorers adventures
are so incredible. anyway. II one o.
them takes to taking, how shall we be-
iieve the rest?
"In fact. the difference between the
true and the fake explorer is hard to
distinguish It's like the difference be.
tween economy and vagabondage.
'''The man who lives on almost moth.
ing, you know, is an economist, while
the man who lives on nothing is
tramp."-Detroit. Free Press.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
Carrie Cats Retort Sarcastic.

Mrs, Carrie Chapman Gait. the we'll.
known writer and lecturer in an ad-
dress in New York on woman SUFFRAGE
said: .t,Fr- .,@t -
"A famous New York editor was ar.
guing with me the other day. ~ ~
-. But he said. women can't pre-,
tend to be mems equals. Take war.
for instance. Suppose a war arbse be-
tween US and En Grand. or US and Ger
many or US and Japan, what would
you do then, madam =
I'D .do'the, same as you would /.
answered promptly. I'D sit at my desk
and write articles urging other people
to go, and fight ."-Washington Star.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
Like the Other Chlcks.

Charles T. Rose, equally well known
in Masonic work and banking circles
Of Cleveland, is a great chicken fan
cier, Rhode Island Reds being his
favorite breed. Walking through his
incubator house he discovered that
Helen. the threeyear-old daughter,
had followed him.
Come here, little chfckabiddy." he
called to her. And when she ran
up to him to be tossed up and down.
she asked: Papa, which was my in
cubator7'
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
MENrAL.AccURAcY' +,
Greatly improved byleavins on cone'
cubator' !

The mxhager 'eof an extensive cream
cry In Wis. states that while af-regu-
lar ,cofeA drinker.s he found 'ft in3dri;
GUS to his health and q hindrAncs Is
the performance Of his business du-
ties. -f~ d -, = u
1T impaired by digestion, gave me
. distressing sense Of fullness in the
region Of the stomach. causing q most
painful and diaaNieting pslpitation Of
the heart, and what IL worse. 1t. mud
died my mental faculties "a as to seri-
ously injure my business efficiency,
II finally ccncluded that something
would have 70, be done. ! quit the use
of coffee. SHORT oR. and began to drink
Postum. The cook didn't make =, II
right at first. She. didn't boil It long
enough. and I did not md It ,palatable
and quit using Il and went back to cof-
Tee and to the stomach trouble again.
Then my wife took the matter in
hand. and by following the directions
on the box, faithfully. she had me
drinking Postum for several days be-
for I knew 1t.
when I happened to remark that
j Wh9 IcclluS luuCu OSttSE bnoA h0AA
for a long time, she told me that ]
had been drinking Postum. and that
accounted for 1t. Now We have no
coffee on our table.
my digestion has been restored.
and with this improvement has come
relief from the oppressive sense of
fullness and palpitation Of the heart
that used to bother me 20. note such
q gain in mental strength and acute
ness that I can attend to my once
work with ease and pleasure and with
out making the mistakes that were SO
annoying to me while I was using
coffee
Postum 10 the greatest table drink
Of the times, In my humble estima-
ton" Name given By Postum Co.,
Battle Greek, Mich.
Read the little book. The Road to
wellville." in pkss. There's q reason. .
Ever rsaA ths abevs 1staees "A nsw
soo a0De0a0 Hfo0 t1De % 49,. TAsJ
oRo 0a00Aae. ts0es 90 1ao - h0Oaa
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
Muddy Work.

!. isDr Owen, the American Baconfan
who. is exravating the banks, of the
River Wye near Chepston to prove
that Bacon wrote Shakespeare. is ini
spired to that enterprise by. this Limo
beneath Shakespeare's portrait. in the
First Folio: '--'-, -'N' -. ~t
cut"
By transposing the letters he almost
gets the instruction to - ~
seek, sir. for true angle at Chep.
ston" ~;
The correspondent of the London
Daily Express who was sent to report
the enterprise was much impressed by
IT. .- ~
II have. never" said he..' ''seen SO
much mud"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
A Provident Gambler.

Smitherson went home one evening
afte, a bad day at the gambling table.
Wife," he said, have you anything
to eat?"
Yes, lots of things"
"wen, cook up everything in the
horse-everything."
Gracious, Are you so hungry
NO" answered Smitheson, with IL
nality, I'm going to sell the stove
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
Speakina on Maxims.

The spender, with an ill-concealed
sneer, handed this maxim to the saw
er: Some people are SO stingy that
they are dishonest
And by the same TOKEN" respond
ed the saver. with raw laugh,
some people are SO liberal that they
are dishonest. Count them up, please.
and see, in these days of liberal spend.
ing which side has the majority
Judge.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03

Z The latest publication to be issued
from the Passenger department. Of the
Denver & Rio 'Grande Railroad is an
attractive two tone effect entitled
"AmGng the Rockies" This booklet
contains vivid description Of all the
sigh.-places along tho Systeu;in in Colo
.adc- Utah and New Mexico as the
traveller sees them step by step. No
tourist should be without this handy
reference publication.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-06-03
A Student Of Nature.

The teacher had been reading to
the class about the great forests OF
America.
"And now, boys" she announced.
which one of you can tell me the
pine that has the longest and sharp
est needless"
Up went a hand in the front row.
well, Tommy"
"The porcupine."