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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
THE SPuB OF THE MOMENT
 CONSOLATION

When the world
 seems dark and gloomy And you feel in 8 mighty blue.
 And you think that ol.l dame
 Fortune.
 curse on you. It will bring a lot Of comfort, Has the Chinese
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

With frownins and with. frettin: We pass the somber whiles. With fainting hearts forgetting The promise of the smiles; In silence with our sos%tS We wall the world IS wrong. When waiting for tomorrow There is a marvel-soEs,
 For on the path
 or pain and wrath
 Our spirits are made strong.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
ACCORDING 10 UNCLE ABNER

ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER
 About .ime for the venerable tad with the long whiskers tO begin pre- dictiu' an o. F. winter.
 There aint nobody that can learn the inside facts about a teller like a ssTgeon kin.
 II is easier Co live within an in- come then without il.
 There are a lot of folks who were never soasick in their lives on land,
 There siR't nothing more uresome lhan derby hal after a felier has worn it eight or nine years. Somebody has overlooked bet. There hasn't been a word about the
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
The suHraoe Tlaq.

Mrs James Lee Laidlaw has pre- scented suffrage tanner that was used in inc Nay parade tn New York to De taken 10 London very shortly. U will float over the American de- tachment in the nve-miie parade which Mrs Pansbgrst is planning There VilI be f9.o0D in the parade, as she has planned it
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

ing to convey the impression that he has personally supervised the digging of the Panama canal and has even performed a good part Of tic manual labor. We fear also that the subscription list of the outlook vii Gwlndle The average reader does nt care much for autobiography.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

What though the light grow
 dinner
 And we be robbed of light? The friendly stars will simmer Deep in the darkest night; Though sorrow come and bind us With letter and with bond. We know our joy shall find us When our next day has da~ned-
 For with no death
 There were no breath Of any day beyond.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
scarcity of turkey thls year.

Lem Higgins says this is an ex- pensiye age. He has got to buy new rubber stand-up collar tO wear 10 the funerals and other society events this winter The one he had last winter has been misiaid some wbere.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
Have You Tbsss7

Have a heart that never hardsns. and temper Ihat never tires. ana a touch that never hurts.-charlsa Dickens
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

It must have been mighty urgent [ asincss that kept Senators Borah aud Cummhis away from the Chicago aceouchemenL II is not every day that ole has a chance to witness the lirth of a new party There are men yet living who saw the repubii- can party born, and are still talking about it.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

1t cannot be said that President Taft vas bidding for the support Of the women of California. They can. not vote tor a president. anyhow.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

fit were not for sorrow. If it were not for pain. Our dreamings of tomorrow ' Were utterly in vain; The grief that fills the morning. The siehs that mark the noen, Form but a gentle warming Of gladness coming soon
 Were we not blind
 In them we'd find
 A spirit-cisansins boon.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
COLONEL BIRD HIS PLATFORM.

Oasis, and candidate for the repub- iean nomination for state senator from Santa Cruz county. has defined his position. T am a progressive republican. declares Colonel Bird.
 Standing alone, the statement is faultless. It may be regarded by these who had not previously known Colonel Bird, as informative. To to those who happened to know the colonel ii would appear- to be prop erly conhrmatory, but to all who pc ruse the rest of the declaration 1t is plainly supererogatory, cbirmin- al waste Of ink. time and paper; a prodisality of langugage amounting to dissolutencss.
 or the progressiveness Of Colonel Bird not shadow of doubt can re- main. He has oGtradicaled the most radical genuemen whom We had hitherto esteemed as progressive Jonathan Bourne, Jr.. is left tied to the feuoe, so to speak, while tie colonel cayorts gafly along the ave nue Of progress.
 
 Gentlemen Of the late convention who at that time seemed widowed are now thrown back into the con servative class; they are become standpatters, rcactioaaries. Bour- bons. Messrs. Ives, Winsor, Hunt, ct sls. must make an extra spurt if they want to get out of Colonel Birds dust between nov and the pri. maries which are lowering along tho way Six days is not long per iod in which to cover the gap which Colonel Bird has left between himself and the nearest progressive in the rear.
 And, he has taken this long lead easily and almost nonchalantIy. The recall Of the judiciary and the presi- dential primaries roll from his lips with fluent ease Apparently. casually, he has surveyed the whole list of vagaries, but his survey must have been a closo one, for he has gathered them all in.
 Other progrossires may come lllonG and pretend that they, too. are pos sessors of the policies. when in faci they will have nothing but the cop ics. All the masterpieces are in the sole keeping og Colonel Bird. Thoss who will pretend otherwise will b, impostors, or. at the best, feeble imi tators and weak apostles of true pro sressiyeness.
 In the chaste language Of Epicte JUS in his disqulsition upon the result, Of well directed and timely energy Col Bird has go, 'em all skinned. Some started earlier but loiteret along the way The colonel, hay !ag started, kept going, and the far ther he vent, the faster.
 Col Small, ol the Phoenix Sun, ha. row shown 10 the satisfaction of al dciraetors. who owns the Sun. Win should his question have been pa forward at this time to disturb tn serenity of the campaign n ooul have been asked and answered jus as well after December 12. Any way. it doesn't make any difference who owns the Sun go long as Co Small edits it We have no nteres in any other part of the table el ccpt the head of it, where the Mat Cregor sits
 1t cannot be said that Presiden
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

The losing and the leaving. The sorrow and the pain. The signing and the erievind Are as the blessed rain That coaxes a hereafter
 Of ferassy fields and bloom. Of sunshine and os laughter And zephyr-tossed perfume
 The sunny sky
 Is fair and high
 Above the clouds of gloom.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
FoR couNTY AssEssoR-

FOR SUPERVISOR-
 [ hereby announce myself as a can diGate for member cf board of super viScrs Of Cochise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensu' ing primary election.
 JOSEPH T. GOODMAN ST. DAVID.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
FOR TIE ASSEMBLY,
ST. DAVID.

I hereby announce myself as candi- date for the Legislative Assmbly from Cochise Coun.y, subject to the decision of the primary election. If elected. l will stand upon the plat form of the democratic party, endor5- ing the constitution as originally adopted and mandates thereof, and and will abide by the advisory vote for United States senator. I will en. Geayor to serve the best interests ol Cochise county.
 s. c. DOWELL DOUGLAS.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
PRESCOTT ARIz.
FOR LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY,
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR
J. H. ROBINSON

hereby announce myself as a can 5idate for the office Of county assess GOT cf cochise County. Arizona, sub jeot to :ts action o the voters Of the democratic party n the ensuing pri- mary election.
 ED. A. HUGHES TOMBSTONE.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

Copyright 1911, by George Matthew Adams.)
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

It is related that in certain Col orado club where poker was the chief amusement and among whose members were such personages as Wolcott. 2foHatt Mears and other gentlemen who could afford it. there was rule with reference to a eer- tain winning hand called "lailapa- loosa. It was not allowed to be counted more than once in a session The Giants should have insisted as a condition precedent to the worid's series, on similar rule concerning home runs, as 6 measure of protec. ton against Mir. John Franklin Baker of Philadelphia
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
D e m o C ratic)
FOB SUPERIOR JUDGE

hereby announce myself as a can didate for the office of superior judge of ,cochise County, Arizona subject to the action of the voters of the Democratic party in the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Republican
FOR SUPERIOR JuoeE-

hereby announce myself as can didate for the office of superior judge of Cochiss County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the Republican party in the ensuing prl- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
FOR CONSTABLE

Lereby announce myself as a can didate for constable of precinct No. ? of Cochise County, Arizona, subject to the action of tEe voters of the democratic party in the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
OWEN T. ROUSE
TUCSON.
FOR CONSTABLE
FOR SUPERVISOR

! hereby announce myself as a can didate for member of board of super. visors of coehise County, Arizona, subject to the action Of the voters of the democratic party in the ensu- ing primary election and promise fsithfui performances of duty if chosen for the office.
 M. F. DICUS. DOUGLAS.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

We fcar llat col Roosevelt 5 tTy'
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
FRANK RAMSEY
DOUGLAS.
FOR STATE SENATE
C. M. ROBERTS
DOS cAeEzos.
FOR SUPERVISOR

hereby announce myself as caf- didste for member Of board of super -ylsors Of codhiss County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensu- ing primary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
WILLIAM RIGGS
ELoDRAoo.

FOR COUNTY ROAD SUPERVISOR
 hereby announce myself as a can didate for County Road Supervisor of Cochise County Arizona, sub ject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensuing primary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

Armed as they are with the Arizona constitution. and welding it in the holy cause of liberty the Chinese rcyolutionists cannot possibly eyade success.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18
JOHN WILSON ROSS
FOR SUPERIOR JUDGE

hereby announce myself as a can didate for the office of superior judse of cochise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the Republican party in the ensuing pro mary elections.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

People like meaningless 1owery Ian guage much better than they like common-sense talk.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

DOUGLAS
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-18

TOMBSTONE.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
Crab Took A Bite. Too.

Do not LET your little boy make living
toy of hard-shell crab, you never can
tell what will happen.
John Kane, who lives on Decker ave-
nue., Chelsea, S. l., caught some hard
shell crabs yesterday. His son John, )
years old, appropriated one, tied string
to II and amused himself by watching It
crawl backward. When he wearied OF
this amusement small Johnny tethered the
crab to leg Of the dining-room table and
soon forgot all about it.
Kane had his brother-in-law, William
Tennyson, TO a crab-meat supper. Sud
denly Tennyson let out a yell, sprang
from his chair, grabbed one leg above
the ankle and hoped around the room
on the other leg.
"Whats the matter, William?" cried
Mr.. and Mrs. Kane, who feared Tenny-
son had gone mad.
"a scorpionl A scorpion! 1t stung me!
I'm a dead mani" shouted Tennyson
"But I've got it. | feel its she'll"
The crab tied to the table leg had start
ed TO explore Tennyson's trousers Leg
and to aid its ascent had nipped him with
its claw. AS Tennyson would not LET 20
of the scorpion, Kane slit his trousers
with scissors.
"Oh, that's my crabg' exclaimed Johnny
delightedly when it was revealed" 81
forgot it. Give it to me"
His papa "gave il to him"-where it
would do the most good.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
Commentator From Baltimore.

Dear Mr.. SnYder-It has been my in
tention for the past year to write note
of personal commentator for the splen-
did stand you are taking tor temperance.
When one editor after another shirkS his
duty in attacking the defiant, powerful,
rich liquor traffic, it is indeed pleasant
sight to see one as true TO his colors as
YOU have been. This reform cries out for
workers, consecrated men and women,
who shall convince The world, thru CAM
paign of education, that alcohol is a pois-
on, alcohol is a deceiver, alcohol is a
danger. If the working man could but
realize, when he is patronizlng the sa-
loon he is maintaining an infamous in
stitution which can bring no return TO him
or his family. Social workers, with no
attempt to be sensational or TO exagger-
ate, tell us the one dependable cause OF
poverty and pauperism is alcohol.
wish you God-speed in your noble
efforts, and hope that you may be able to
convince some Legislators by your logl-
cal articles that "Saus populi suprema
lex is as true today as it was when the
maxim was originated. was very much
amused to learn that Captain PabSt, Mil
waukee's famous beer-magnate, headed
a petition TO the State Legislature, urg-
ing that body TO protect forever Grand
Avenue Boulevard place ofresidence
from the saloon. Why should his
wares be sold on your street or mine2
With every good wish, am cordially
yours, MARGUERITE NJ. BROWN,
Asst. Supt. OF w. c. 7. U. Of Maryland.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
To Restore Traffic On Potomac River


To Restore Traffic On Potomac River.
An effort TO restore navigation on the
Potomac river between Washington and
Cumberland under the direction OF the
War Department, is being made by resi-
dents OF the Potomac Valley, headed by
B. Beverley Chichester, OF Loudoun
county, Virginia, whose farm, Stony Lone
some, is opposite Point of Rocks.
Chichester, who is an engineer by pro-
fession, believes that a channel can be
excavated in the river and that with locks
and masonry dams a firSt-claSs system
OF navigation can be maintained. He has
communicated with Representative {. G.
Carlin, Virginia, who referred his COM
munication TO the War Department for a
report. The report details the conditions
in the Potomac above Washington.
Many years ago, when the {. & o.
canal was first placed in operation, the
old Potomac River Navigation Co. main
tanned line OF keel-bottomed ooatS on
the Potomac between the two cities.
These boats transported much merchan-
disc, until the canal and the B. & o. r.
R. eventually took their commerce. Chi
chester says that rough dams of timber
were constructed as an aid TO navigation
at that time and that conditions did not
warrant large outlay Of money. Many
traces Of the old dams are yet TO be seen
along the river, he adds.
A movement was started by the late
United States Senator Arthur p. German,
Maryland, 10 make the Potomac naviga-
BILE between Washington and Cumber-
land, but the plan was eventually aban-
donad
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
A Bird Census.

Did you ever hear OF bird census-a
census OF all the birds in the United
States? One would think that the result
would be about as uncertain as the count
of chickens before they are hatched.
Nevertheless, the Department Of ofAgricul-
ture is taking census OF the birds and
their habits. II is estimated that there
are l,4l4,OOO,0OO OF them, which would
give us only about seventeen birds apiece.
But the department is studying the birds
to find out how they help or hurt crops,
with a view to diminishing those that in
jure, and increasing those that help by
destroying the insects which so seriously
injure grains and fruits.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
| Shall Be Satisfied.

shall be satisfied. il, when
My labors on the earth are done.
And am called TO God again,
Behind me have left not one
Who harbors bitter thoughts OF me
And mutters that ] wronged him here;
II | can face death fearlessly.
And face him with conscience clear.
shall be satisfied 10 die,
If can only leave behind
A few on earth 10 testify
That was honest. patient, kind,
And though leave no hoard OF gold.
And pass but little known from here.
I'll face Deaths angel. staunch and bold.
III can keep my conscience clear,
have no wish 10 rise TO fame,
have no wish to Chamber high
And have the world applaud my name
That will not help me wher die.
I'm satisfied 10 plod along
And do my best year after year.
To face the fight, however strong,
But still 10 keep my conscience clear.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
Shephedsown Jefferson County, Thursday October r. 1911
Legend of the Mlgnonette.

Once upon time there lived a king
and queen who had a daughter who
was the most beautiful princess ever seen.
But she was so amiable and good that
people forgot how beautiful she was and
only spoke of her goodness. She had
long golden curlS, but when the maid
combed them and got the fiEe hair tangled,
the princess never cried or got cross. At
the table she never spilled her soup, nor
used her napkin and knife and fork I'M
properly. When The king and queen had
to 90 on long trips, the princess did not
cry or pout to 60 with them. She was
so lovely and good that the queen OF the
fairies heard of her and determined to re-
ward her. So she went to the palace
and entered the presence OF the princess.
"Ihave come to tell YOU" said the fairy,
"that have heard of your beauty and
kindness and have come to reward you.
Here are three wishes. Choose which
you want and it is yours, always. First,
you may be bird, TO 60 from one end OF
the earth to the other, with no one TO say
nay or to interfere. Second, you may be
a butterfly, with no care in the world
only to be gay and happy and beautiful
and to charm those who wantto be happy
during summer day. Third, you may
be a flower whose sweet perfume will
cheer those who are unhappy, Soothe
them when they are sick, and will be a
cheerful companion always"
Then the princess said: 'lf ! were
bird might fly too far away from my
home and friends and forget to return, so
will not be bird. II were butter
fly might think more my pleasure and
ease than of my duty, and my beauty
might cause me to be vain. So will be
the flower, to help and comfort those who
may be in need"
Then the fairy queen waved her wand
and the princess became the flower Mig
nonette.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
Is The World Growing Better,

Many things goto prove that il is. The
way thousands are trying TO help others
is proof. Among them is Mrs. w. w.
Gould, Of Pittsfield, N. H. Finding good
health by taking Electric Bitters, she now
advises other sufferers, everywhere, to
fake them. "For years ! suffered with
stomach and kidney trouble, she writes.
"Eyery medicine used failed till took
Electric Bitters. But this great remedy
helped me wonderfully" They'll help
any woman. They're the best tonic ana
finest liver and kidney remedy thai S
made. Try them. You'll see. SOC at J.
n. Hills.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
It's EQUAL Don't Exist.

No one has ever made salve, ointment
or balm TO compare with Bucklen's Arni-
ca Salve. It's the one perfect healer oi
Cuts, Corns, Burns, Bruises, Sores,
Scalds, Boils, Ulcers, Eczema, Salt
Rheuni. For Sore Eyes, Cold Sores
Chapped Hands or Sprains it's supreme.
Unrivaled for Piles. Try if. Only 25G
at Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

In his reading lesson Bobby had come
TO the word punishment" and II was too
long and hard for him. After pu1zling a
while, he asked the teacher what the
word was.
"You ought not 10 LEI that puzzle you.
Bobby" she answered. "What does
your mother give you when you have
been an unusually naughty boy2"
castor -oil" he exclaimed, sure that
he had guessed II.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

A man who was on trial for murder
bribed an Irishnan on the jury, for 500,
TO work for a verdict of manslaughfer.
The verdict was soretuned. At the first
opportunity the prisoner thanked the iu-
ror and asked:
"Wen, Pat, did you have very hard
time of it?"
"sure an Oi did tnot," replied Pat,
"the other eleven wanted to acquit yez."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
fake Your Common Colds Seriously

Common colds, severe and frequent
Law the foundation OF chronic diseased
Conditions of the nose and throat, ano
NAV develop into bronchitis, pneumoniS
and consumption. For all coughs anc
colds in children and in grown persons
fake Foley's Honey and Tar Compoune
nromptIy. For sale by all Druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

therefore, II kidney
trouble is permitted to
continue, serious re-
suits are most likely
to follow. Your other
organs may need at
tention, but your kid
neys most, because
they do most and
should have attention
first. Therefore, when
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
FoIey's Kidney Remedy vs.. Hope
less Case.

Hon, Ark, J. Z. Freeman says: 81
had a severe case OF kidney trouble and
could not work and my case seemed
hopeless. One large bottle OF Foley's
Kidney Remedy cured me and | nave
never been bothered since. always rec
ommend IT," For sale by all druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

After exposure and when you feel q
cold coming on, take Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound. 1t checks and relieves.
IIse no substitute. The genuine in yell
low package always. For sale by all
Druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

ltchl Itchl Itchl-Scratch Scraichl
Scratch The more you scratch the
worse the itch. Try Doan's Ointment.
II cures piles, eczema, any skin itching.
All druggists sell il.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

A five-year-old boy who could not keep
awake through a long sermon, suddenly
became wide awake, and noticing that
the minister was still preaching, inquired,
"Mother, is itthis Sunday ornex Sunday"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by 0YeT-WoTk.
Unhealthy kidneys Make Impure Blood.

Weak and unhealthy kidneys are re-
sponsible for much sickness and suffering,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

how to find out If you have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writing 20 DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghanton, n. Y. Don't make any mis-
take, but remember the name, Swamp
Root, and don't let a dealer sell you
something in place of Swamp-Root-h
you do you viii be disappointed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12
QUEEN OF ACTRESSES
PRAISES PE-RU-kA,

r am glad to write my endorse
nenf of the great remedy, Peruna. 1
do so most heartily. "--JuIfa Mariowe.
Any remedy that benefits digestion
strengthens the nerves.
The nerve centers require nutrition.
If the digestion is impaired, the nerve
centers become anemic, and nervous
debility Is the result.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

should have the best.
Sold by druggists in
hfty-cent and one-dol-
lar sizes. You may
have a sample bottle
by mail free, also a
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-12

your kidneys are weak or out OF order,
YOU can understand how quickly your en-
re body is affected aud how every organ
SONS to fail to do its duty.
r you arc sick or "feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
Kilrner's Swaiup-Root A trial will con-
vince You Of its great merit.
The mild and immediate effect Of
Swamp-Root, the great kidney and
bladder remedy, is soon realized. II
stands the highest because its remarkable
health restoring properties have been
proven in thousands of the most distress
ing cases. If you need a medicine you