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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
The Funny Bone.

A most unpleasant sensation b
caused by the violent excitation Of the
ulnar merry due to blow on the Ell
bow This nerve passes down on the
inner side of the arm and then rather
inconsiderGtely bends round and en-
ters the forearm at the back of the
elbow john Any one who has felt
his neighbours elbow sticking into bis
ribs knows that the elbow is remark
ably deficient in flesh. The nerve is
therefore at this point very near the
surface and has little TO shield it from
a blow. II we give our elbow smart
tap we obtain practical contirma
ton of the fact that the ulnar nerve
is the principal sensory nerve Of the
forearm and hand
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
Bio William Penn.

The statue of William Penn at the
city hall In Philadelphia weighs thirty
tons and is thirty-seven feet high.
Some other dimensions are: Hat rim
twenty-three feet In circumference
nose. thirteen inches long; eyes, twelve
inches long and four inches wide; hair
four feet long; arms. twelve feet six
inches long; waist. twenty-four feet
In circumference: legs. from ankle to
knee. ten feet; calf. eight feet eight
inches in circumference.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
Gifted.

II don't know what I'm ever going
to make of that son of mine" com.
planned prominent Cleveland bust
ness man the other day. The cid chap
is self made. y graduate of the univer-
sity of hard knocks and all that, and
1t naturally grieves him to have son
who is not aggressive.
Maybe your sou hasn't found him.
self yet" we consoled. Isn't he gift.
ed in any way?"
Gifted. should say he is! He
amt got darned thing that wasn't
given to him. Cleveland Plain Deal
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03

One eccentric Frenchman directed
that new cooking recipe should be
pasted on his tomb every day. and an
other Frenchman. who was lawyer.
left $4,000 to a lunatic asylum. de-
claring that 1t was simply an act Of
restitution to the clients who were In
sane enough to employ his services.
The Alexandrian Library.
I Most celebrated Of ancient libraries
was that at Alexandria. It contained
I700. 900 volumes.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
A Stirring Appeal.

The following enistle was sent by an
angry tenant to his landlord:
Dear Sir-I want them sellar steps fixed
right off. Ny wife fel down last mite and
like to broke her blame neck. Please send
humber and figs our bath tub it viii
soon be time now for US to use him agen
and oblige. Yours trule.
-Everybody's.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
Ambleuous.

ibid your late employer give you a
testimonial?''
'.Yes. but it doesn't seem to do me
any good
"What did he sayT'
HE said was one Of the best men
his firm had ever turned ut."-Phila
1elphia Inquirer.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03

You may find the artistic tempera-
ment among the peasants in the vii
lagos of Bavarian Tyrol. They talk
still of the King Ludwig. who lavished
money on palaces and died an insane
suicide and murderer You remind
them that they are still paying off the
debts of the mad king. They reply
cheerfully that they are glad of it. for
Ludwig loved music and gave US Wag-
ner.-London Chronicle
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
GOOD AND EVIL.

If we wish to overcome evil we
must overcome ii by good. There
are doubtless many ways Of over
coming the evil in our own hearts,
but the simplest. easiest. most uni
versal, is to overcome It by active
occupation in some good word or
work.-A. P. Stanley.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03

All efforts to ascertain the depth Of
the famous pitch lake Of Trinidad has
been unsuccessful At the sides Of
the lake the pitch is hard and cold.
but at the center it is almost con-
stantly boiling.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03

Happiness is rather a negative than
a positive term in this world and CON
sists more in the absence Of some
things than In the presence of others.
Sam Slick.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
Eor ! Rainy nax.

Figg-I suppose you have something
laid up for rainy dayf Fogg- Sure
I've a lot OF things ready to soah
when It comes. Boston Transcript
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
Burlington and Bristol Steamboat
and Ferry Company

Schedule in effect $40 b M, June Path. 1911.
Subject to change. Daily except saturdays
and Sundays.
LEAVE BRISTOL FOR BURLINGTON.
$40 500, $780, 1000 1910. lib 3. M. 2so. si
$50. s3.80. n 80, $50, $40, TO. p. m.
LEAVE BURLINGTON FOR Bristol a.
660 $780, - 3d. 1920, LOO, ii. 80, m sl0O, szO
800. *4.00. 500, $50. 49, 7.30 p. M
SATURDAYS
Leave Bristol 6aO 500. . co. sicoo. 80 Il l5 e.
M 1920 .I9o. 40 800 40 - !. & n
$50 siO.56. 100 lISO a. m. 800. 200, $40.
SO. 400, y. 20, $40. $50, $50, $50, p. m.
See notes for extra trips during July and
August.
Leave Bristol %. $3.50 1000. slo-4o, LIE e. u
100, 40, $50 p m. Leave Burlington $50,
ssD' 1000. lido. iI.sO. q. M. *l.Oo, zoo. $50.
800 400, sl40. $50. $500. $40, 10, 500. $40
p. m.
See notes for extra trips on Sundays during
July and August.
EXTRA TRIPS
During the months OF July and August on
Saturdays and Sundays the boat viii leave
Bristol at ll.S0, p. M, and will leave Buriing-
ton at II. 40, p m.
NoTEs-Read Carefully
llngtdn Island PARK TX. ana When there are Ave
OF more passengers for the park the boat VIII
Iington on Sunday. Passengers who desire to
leave Burlington Island Park will please
notify the wharf tender who will raise the
signal flag for the boat to stop from Bristol.
On the Fourth OF Jnly the schedule win be
as same as Sunday schedule.
August 18th. 1911. the 1000 Q. m. trip from
Bristol will be withdrawn and the boat viii
cave Bristol at $40 q. m.
No trips VIII be guaranteed In foggy
WILLIAM E DoRON
Secretary, Treasurer and General Manager
j., via Keystone Nos. l6s-D or lOl-D bristol.
ana zb7-D Burlington.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03

Fine manners need the support Of
fne manners In others. Emerson.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1911-10-03
DR.. ATWOOD
DENTIST

rs Main Street, Mount Holly, N. ].
Filings OF all kinds. Teeth with or without
plates, crown and fridge work. Teeth regu-
lated. Plates repaired Nitrous oxide gas
administered. Teeth extracted in your own
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-07-16

were Miss Laura Ambroze and Miss
Jennie Vrba
Among the Oklahomans who as
cended Pixies Peak ON the Cog Road
recently We're: Miss Minnie NJ, Swim.
rey Sapulpa; Mrs w. II. Hamilton,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-07-16

Chiclasha; Mrs. Kate Ruymau. okla
homa CITY, Mr. and Mrs. T.. T..
Grlhlths, Muskogoo.
DIR. j. B. Dunn and family Of Tulsa
are spending the summer in Colorado
city.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-07-16

You can save money by buying o
Henick Refrigerator this week AT
Mayos'. Adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-07-16
INSURANCE

We write fire. tornado and plato
glass insurance.
We insure oil In tank.
We insure your rents
Phone 2sC.
IL r. PETTcS
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-07-16

READ THE WORLD WANT ADS
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
FEELING STRENGTH OF UNION
Various Ways in Which Term "Co-
operation" Can Be Applied and
What 1t Means.

Applied to organizations, this term
"cc,Cperation" which we so often use,
frequently comes to have a limited
meaning. Broadly speaking, to coop
crate signifies to work together; but
very often when cooperative organ.
i2ation" or cooperative movement"
IS spoken of, only financial co-opera.
tton is thought Of, that is, buying and
selling in kind Of partnership. This
places restriction upon a word which
admits Of a much more generous in
depreciation, writes Jennie Buell. in
the Michigan Farmer.
Suppose the original intent of the
organization was to promote financial
profits. Despite this possibility, in
most cases, larger and more desirable
objects still will result as they must
result whenever men and women work
together for worthy cause. Cooper
alton for money profit, If entered into
upon basis of obtaining justice for
all, demands that the co-operators
shall respect one anothers rights and
privileges. There soon develops a
recognition Of dependence upon one
another. Respect for differences of
opinion follow and the value of uniting
forces on broader grounds than here.
tofore is soon approached. Even
when the incentive to combine efforts
is an entirely selfish motive, this very
means may grow into a conviction
that the cooperation of mind with
mind Is something of more value than
that of muscle with muscle, or dollar
with dollar; and that ballot co.operat
ing with other ballots will achieve
more than the loudest shoutings of one
voice alone.
After working together with others
for a common purpose It becomes ap.
parent that to cooperate" may mean
buying and selling together, working
together in the bayfield, or in a lodge
room, In a home or in community;
It may mean mingling together for
recreation, or even for thinking to-
gether 1t means that when women
get up sumptuous Grange feast, they
cooperate In doing so quite as much
and az surely as do their husbands
when they buy car Of coal or sell
stock together. In any and all Of
these lines of cooperation people feel
the strength Of union, Of harmony, of
effort, and the strong bond that comes
with service In common. Separate
from others, our lives run to waste,
but we were made to combine with
others and to find scope for our pow
ers In administering to their well.be.
ing"
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
ARE YOU FREE
FROM

Headaches, Colds, Indigestion,
Pains. Constipation, Sour Stomach,
Dzzinessa If you are not, the most
|efeetive, prompt and pleasant
method Of getting nd Of them is to
take, now and then, a desertspoon-
ful Of the ever refreshing and truly
beneficial laxative remedy-Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of Senna. 1t is
well known throughout the world
as the best Of family laxative reme-
dies, because it acts SO gently and
strengthens naturally without irri-
,aing the system in any way.
To get its beneficial effects it is
always necessary to buy the genu-
inc, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., bearing the name
Of the Company, plainly printed on
the front Of every package.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13

Some people never lose an opportu-
nifty to find fault.
A man who don't advertise is a fit
companion for mummy.
A weed patch has no resemblance
to fall garden-remember.
Never allow your stock to prune
your orchard or other trees.
Every farmer should don his think.
Ing cap" with his overalls.
A man never is so successful that
he cannot improve somewhere.
In general way any associated eff
fort Is cooperative groups working to-
gether.
About the first thing the average
man runs into when he buys an auto
mobile is debt
The old iron age, the age of super
stition and the slavish worship of ira
dition are going-gone.
Some farmers sell their corn shelled,
some dispose of 1t on the ear, but the
most thrifty ones sell it in the form
OF pork or milk
When we see some self-made men
We cannot help thinking what poor
workmen they were.
Goodness is relative A good horse
trader or a good politician may be far
from being a good citizen
Make the whole family participants
in the profits from the farm, as well as
sharers in its work and worries.
Sunshine In the house pays as big
returns as sunshine In the fields, with
the advantage that in the former 1t is
always ones for the making.
Irrigation by the government is not
preceded by any questions about who
owns the lands irrigated; irrigation at
public cost should be Of lands which
the public can have access to at low
cost, for such land.
He who helps to bring this happy
condition Of prosperity about is a ben
efactor in the broadest sense and
should have monument above his
grave, to say nothing of the love, con-
fidence and esteem Of his fellowman.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
EXERCISE CHILD FOR HEALTH
Superintendent of Methodist Orphan
age Addresses Round Table Con-
ference at Philadelphia.

Philadelphla.-"P exercise Is
as necessary to a child as food and
clothing, and should be based upon
the results of physical examination
by physicians, said Miss H. X Yel-
land in an address before the round
table conference of the representa-
tives of Philadelphia institutions for
dependent white children. The meet
ing was held at the Jewish Foster
home, Church lane and Chew street,
Germantown.
Eating snow seems to be gen.
eral perversion among children Of all
ages and classes" she continued,
"and should under no circumstances
be knowingly permitted. It is a dis.
ease breeding amusement, resulting
in no few instances in illness and
often death"
Miss Yelland Is superintendent OF
the Methodist orphanage, and spoke
upon the physical care Of children In
institutions of that character. She
told Of radical reforms she has insti-
tuted and Of the good results that fol-
lowed
Previously to the conference the
members made an inspection Of the
Jewish Foster home. There are 1885
boys and girls in the institution,
ranging in age from six to seventeen
years. All who are physically fit at
tend public school, and in addition
receive instruction in the home In
such subjects as will best fit them
for useful career.
The boys are taught furniture ma
king, wood carving drawing and
painting, while the girls receive spe.
cial instruction in sewing, embroid.
cry, stenography and typewrltIng.
When they have finished the course
Of instruction at the home and have
graduated from the public school,
positions are produced for them, and
they are kept under the guardianship
OF the board Of managers until they
have reached their majority.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13

border into Sonora, Mexico. They were
missonized by the early Jesuits and
Franciscans, and are now practically
all Catholics. They are agricultural
industrious and peaceable toward the
whites, but have been compelled to
wage constant war with the Apaches
until recent years. They carry on ex
tensive trade in salt, collected from the
salt lakes Of the region They were
recognized as citizens under the MeXi
can government but their rights were
disregarded on the annexation Of the
territory to the United States, and the
seizure Of the best lands and water
supplies by the American settlers and
land companies. The majority Of them
have been rendered harmless nomads
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
Zoo Gets Talking Monkey.

New York.--Susie, the chimpanzee
brought from Africa by Prof, Richard
L. Garner has parted with the man
who declares she talks. Professor
Garner has sold her TO the Bronx Zoo,
and she has arrived there She was
placed in a cage in the monkey house
and was soon chattering 10 Baily,
with whom she speedily developed
great friendship.
Her former owner, who parted with
her for $500, spent years in African
junges. When he reappeared in this
country he declared he had isolated
20 words of the speech OF monkeys.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
FIND DEAD INDIAN
TIED TO P0NYS TAIL
AWFUL PENALTY INFLICTED FOR
VIOLATION OF SOME LAW OF
HIS TRIBE.

Yuma, Ariz.-With the wrists tied to
the tail Of wild horse, the body OF
Papago Indian was found by a de-
tachment Of the First United States
cavalry at the edge OF the ella river,
near Mesa In order to secure the
body It was necessary to shoot the
horse. 1t is believed that the young
Indian mad been condemned TO die in
this manner, because of having vio-
lated some law OF the tribe. The Pap
ago Indian tribe, which is now very
small, has its camp eight miles up the
Gila river from here. The Papagos are
of the Piman stock, originally occupy.
ing large portion Of Arizona, south
Of the Gila, and extending across the
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
Pure Bred Males.

Many farmers make the serious mis-
take Of buying cheap bull, boar,
jack stallion or other male for breed
ing purposes. There Is no place on a
farm for cheap pure bred scrub
male. There are many pure bred
scrub males as well as ordinary
scrubs.
Many farmers know the Importance
Of good males, but start out to buy a
male with the idea that one can be
obtained for little more money than
n scrub. The wise breeder thinks of
the price last He wants a good ami
NAL. He is more than willing to pay
the price.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13

and had to clutch something to keep
from falling. | grew worse and for
weeks was unable to work. One thing
after another | tried without relief
and then | began with Doan's Kidney
Pills. | now feel like different per-
son."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 50 cents
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. NY.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
Dried Beet Pulp.

A pound of dry matter in dried beet
pulp costs very little more than a
pound Of dry matter in silage Uf any
dairyman ever knows what his silage
really COSTS and the greater milk
production from dried beet pulp pays
for the increased cost many times
over.
Dried beet pulp has approximately
the same nutrltive value as corn oats,
or any OF the other grains, and II has
the wonderful advantage Of being
bulky and succulent as well.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
Money in Sweet Potatoes.

A thrifty German farmer, OF Col
bert county, Ala, cleared $277 on one
acre of land from single crop of
sweet potatoes. The soil used is dark
red loan, the seed was early prolific,
planted April 1st in drills 13 inches
apart and the crop sold for so cents
per bushel.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13

Kidney secretions con-
tanned heavy sediment
and burned awfully in
passage. Everything
seemed to be gradu-
ally giving way; my
limbs ached, sight be-
came poor and blood
circulation was so i'm
paired that | reeled
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
OHera Tolstov prize

San Francisco. co.-Truxton Beale, mil
llonaire regent OF the University OF
Californa, has offered prize OF ST..
900 for the best essay by an under.
graduate on Tolstoy's What Is to Be
Done"
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
Evidently an Amateur.

Getting ready for your suburban
gardening?"
yep. I've got a spade, a pick,
hoe, a rake and some garden seed,
but I've ransacked the market and
nobody seems to have any angle
worms for sale"
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large OF. package, 8 cents.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
ALL RUN DOWN.
A typical Case of Kidney Trouble and
How 1t Was Cured.

A. ]. Adams, 242 Rose ST., Roseburg.
Ore, says: my back ached fercely
for hours and then eased up only to
leave me so weak | could hardly move
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13
Nutriment in Milk.

According to some food experts,
quart OF milk Is equal In Eutrlment to
eight eggs.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13

All married men are heroes, but
they can't always prove it.
The Harrison times., 1911-05-13


NeaLclean, ornamen.
tai cheap.
Lasts All season.
Male ofmetal cannot
spill or tip over, will
not soil orinjure any.
thing. Guaranteed ef.
fectiye, Ofalldealers
or orsentprepaid for20c.
HAROLD sONERS
i50 Dekalb Ave.
Brooklyn, New York
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1911-12-17
So,,ce 90 r.s Payers.

Notice Is hereby given that the
taNra due the state OF Texas and
County OF Nuec~s tor the year islt
are due now and payable az ms Of
Zee in the Court House az Corpus
Christi. Texas. raNes must be paid
or before The siw day OF ianu-
AIRY 1919, or ten pcg cent penalty
wan be added. ON account af the
time required for issuing each re-
eaipt by the regulations made by the
comptroller, Il Will De necessary for
you to pay your taxes as soon as
possible, otherwise you may no, be
able 60 pay same and receive your
reeeip, before the penalty attaches
tsiened) ". Il. OLIVER.
Tax Collector. Naeces County. Texas.
iesi n
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1911-12-17
SAN BENITO NOTES
D'allor lIcraid spccIall

SAN nENtro Tex. pcc 20 Nj
D a Graham the seerenr, OF che
San nonlto Commercial club g. OK
pectod home from Chicaeo sunday
Nra Graham VIII accompany him
Mr Graham naa been away la tho
Interest uf SAN ncnito tor ahoui two
months during which time he has
heon at tho rl,ishurg Now Nork aud
Chioaro land shows After the latter
bad terminated Mr Graham attcnl
"a lhf National Irrigation Congress.
which Waa also held at Chicago. be-
being one OF ihc delegates appointed
ht iho mayor oi Sam nouiio 90 attoni
the mm Tho Ssn Reriio rNhihita
created great deal ct attention. aud
while the, cost Tho people here a
great amount 81 money to pot up
they feel well repaid hy the amount
ot publicity that tho work has given
San houito
WIN W." NANNNNN NNNtNNf"WhfN WNI
The foundations Of an attractive huild-
lng which b. hoins pat up hy the SAN
ncniio Land and Loaf compan, on
the site formel 1r,uplod hN the Del
mar theatre The location h ON the
boulevard ana the building viii make
q mori attractive addition 90 the
town The lower floor which YEA
have an closani front h TO be used
Tor mercantile purposes aad tho Wl
Ter story Tor offices The outside 80
toe building viii be of a light coiorcd
lri,k
Mr. J l.. Crawford viii shortly
move into HIS new residence. rear sac
Boulevard. aud will turn his presen,
place over 20 Mr. " D. Newsomc ot
Schneider. Texas. who has bought the
same and has come So san ncnllo a.
siRy.
The Cactus Vmh is arranging tor
an elaborate dance. to hc givca
Christmas week
Ah, Jake Englc. vino has been in
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1911-12-17
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