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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

Not only pleasant and refreshing 10
the taste, but gently cleansing and sweet
ening to the system, Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA Is particularly adapted
to ladies and children, and beneficial in
all cases IN which wholesome, strength
ening and effective laxative should be
used. 1t is perfectly safe at all times and
dipeis colds. headaches and the pains
caused by indigestion and constipation 50
promptly and effectively that it is the one
perfect family laxative which gives sahs-
faction to all and is recommended by
millions of families who have used it and
who have personal knowledge of its ex-
cellence.
Its wonderful popularity. however. has
led interruptions dealers to offer imita-
lions which act unsatisfactory. There
fore, when buying. to get its beneficial
effects, always note the full name of the
Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front Of every
package of the genuine Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir of SIENNA.
For sale by all leading druggists. Price
30 cents per bottle.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Waists Match Suits.

The vogue for waists matching the
suits. giving the effect of q three
piece costume, continues to be as
strong as ever, says the Dry Goods
Economist. Many buyers are trying
to get away from the simple styles
In chiffon waists and are constantly
on the lookout for novelties. In order
10 supply this demand. designers have
succeeded In getting up many excel
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Emerson's Story Of Gratitude

There is a beautiful little story in
Emerson's recently published Jour
nails Of which his son, the editor,
Dr. Edward w Emerson, said the poet
was very fond
A certain widow was so poor that
she eked out the one thin bed cover
ing b. laying an old door over herself
and her little children.
Mamma" one of the children said
one bitter night. what do those poor
little children do who haven't got
door to cover them?"-Youth's Com
panion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Much Rock for Biz Dan

Authoritative on the new
dam on the Tomahawk river was
started under the direction of the
Wisconsin Improvement company.
The dam will require 10000 tons OF
rock filing and the fowage viii cover
about 1000 acres.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Diaries Lead in Dane County.

Madison.-Crop reports filed by
the various towns with the county
clerk Of Dane county, show clearly
the fact that Dane county is predom-
inately dairy section Practically
every town has at least one creamery
or cheese factory, and a number have
as many as ten or twelve. Tobacco
stands next to the dairy products.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Get Income Tax Suit Notice

Madison.-The Wisconsin tax COM
mission has been served with a no.
tice of the motion of H. W. Bolens
of Port Washington for leave to
bring suit in the supreme court to
test the constitutionality of the in
come tax law.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Food inspect on Tour.

adison.-Inspector William F.
Scott is making visits to Wisconsin
cities to compel q better compliance
with the new dairy and food laws and
particularly of that statute regulating
the display of food and vegetables on
sidewalks.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Upsets States Plan.

Madison.-A decision upsetting a
plan evolved by the state to rid in
land waters of rough fish has been
made by Attorney General Bancroft
in an opinion declaring the state
game warden has no authority to
farm out Wisconsin waters on a per-
centage basis for that purpose.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Find Body as Seen in Vision.

La Crosse.-Seeing in dream the
vision of the body of his chum, Halle
Thompson, lying in a creek, Joseph
Mack of Chatfeld led a searching
party to the spot and found the
corpse. Thompson had been missing
for week and his death was due
TO drowning.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Saves Money to Taachers

Madison.-In eight months, it is
reported, the normal school bureau
of the state board of normal school
regents has saved 500 normal school
graduates $4,000 by enrolling them
instead of allowing them to pay the
above amount to private employment
agencies.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Railroad Deal Run1ored

Appleton.-It is rumored that the
500 will take possession of the Wis
consin and Northern railroad, which
has just been granted a certificate of
convenience and necessity to con-
struct the line from Shawano to Ap-
pIeton and Neenah.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

lent styles showing new trimming
ideas and color combinations. IN
stead Of the plain satin foundation,
many waists are mounted on net or
satin and trimmed with lace or en-
bro1dered IN some bright colors. Me-
taIlIc laces are also used in this way
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
BODY Weighted by Stones,

Ashland - The body of an I'M
known man was found in the river
near Mason. his clothes weighted
with stones. Whether it was a case
of suicide or murder the authorities
have been unable to determine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Laundry Girl Dies of In;uries

RhineIander.-Mrs. Kate Smith.
whose arms were crushed in laun-
dry mangle, is dead of blood poison
ing. Grief over the accident caused
the owner of the laundry to sell his
plant
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Physician Faces Msnsgaueb+sr

Eau Claire.-Dr. J. f. Bailey was
arraigned here on a charge of man
slaughter and his bail fixed at $4,000.
The charges were made by the par
ents of woman whose death fol,
lowed an Illegal operation.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Desert Launch and Drown.

Centeryille.-The bodies of r. NJ.
Vedder and L. NJ Robertson of Har-
vey, H., who deserted their launcn
in Lake Michigan and attempted to
swim ashore, have been recovered.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

speak for themselves in the sugges-
tons before you.
The fuchsia is a colorful flower in
It's pretty red and purple shadings. 1t
presses easily and can be curved in
a graceful line while wet. Paste it
on a long card and add the name in
little frame at the bottom.
Always is the daisy, in either
white or yellow, decorative flower.
1t is pressed, with few leaves on the
stem, and pasted on a card. The
name can be placed anywhere. The
holder will be delighted, you may be
sure.
Tiny flowers are lovely when
pressed and placed separately around
the edge of a round card A few of
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Skull Crushed Under WAGON

Green Bay-Peter Van Veghel.
aged 80, a saIoonkeeper, was instant
" killed when he fell from wagon
and was run over. His skull was
crushed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
1925. 900 Given to Schools.

Madison. - State Superintendent
Cary has recently distributed $685.
GOO of state aid TO Wisconsin free
high, schools, and 100000 to state
graded schools.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Employnent oA7ciaIs Retained.

Madison.-The industrial commits
sion has reappointed the superin-
intendents of the state free employ
ment bureaus located at Milwaukee,
Oshkosh, Superior and La Crosse
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Killed in Auto Collision.

Waukesha.-Orrin Smart of this
city. a chauffeur, has met death in
an automobile collision at Byron Cen
ter. n. Y. He drove Gov Mccoy
ern's car over the state during last
falls campaign.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Leaps to Death at Monroe.

Monroe.-Baltz Kamm, aged So,
plunged to his death into the base
ment of a building under construction
here. He was the son of wealthy
parents living in Switzerland.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
New Sank at Sussex

Madison.-State Bank Commits
sioner Kuolt has approved the arti-
cles of incorporation of the Sussex
State bank of Sussex, Waukesha
county. The new bank is capitalized
at $4,000.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Important 70 Mothers
The Brute.

Men are such rude things" said
the supercilious girl.
Has any of them dared to address
you without an introduction"
No; but in a crowd one got his face
all mixed up with my hatpin and
never even said excuse me-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Heard in ST. Louis.

Lets drop in this restaurant"
"Oh, l don't believe I care to eat
anything
We'll, come in and get new hat
for your old one anyway"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Death Halls Divorce Suit.

AppletOn.-Death has made the
prosecution of Anna Reeds suit for
divorce from Bernard Reed unneces-
sary When the action was called in
court here it was announced that the
defendant was dead.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Eau Claire Invites Taft.

Eau Claire.-Mayor Fleming and
the city council has wired an invita-
ton to President Taft to visit Eau
Claire on his western trip.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Tons of Game Fish DIVINE

Couderay.-Tons of game fish are
dying in Lake Chetek due to the low
ering of the lake while a new dam
is being built.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Progress Postoff1ce Burns.

Marshfeld. - Progress village.
about fifteen miles from here, is with
out postof1ce, owing to fire which
destroyed the Woodland general store.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc a bottle
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Cautious Supervision

I'm afraid my work is going to
be complicated, said the new
teacher.
In what way?"
Mrs. Cumrox was looking through
the text book on arithmetic and it oc-
Cured to her to suggest that l refrain
from teaching her daughter any ex-
amples in improper fractions
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

Noyelist-Im so sleepy 1 can hard
ly keep my eyes open, and l must fin
ish this chapter tonight.
His Wife-Wait till l get the butch
ers bill; I'm sure that will open your
eyes.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31
Co. K, Eighth Wisconsin to Nee.

Racine.-The forty-fifth reunion of
Co. X, Eighth Wisconsin Infantry,
will be held at Genoa on September 5
There are forty survivors.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

This style of suit can be carried out
in linen. fine serge or shantung; the
Knockers are full and gathered in be-
low the knees by elastic run in the
hem
The tunic is arranged in plaits, and
has a deep turnover collar of con
trasting color scalloped at edge.
Material required: Two and one
fourth yards AZ inches wide.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

The trouble with giving advice is
not many want to take it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1911-08-31

Concrete is the
hardened 70 like
product made by using
some brand of Portland
cement with sand, gravel
or broken stone and
water. The cemenf is the ma
terial which binds the sand,
gravel or broken stone to-
gether; this binding action is
produced by water. The terms
F" Cement" and "C0ncvrfe
thus have different meanings,
although they are frequently used
INTERCHANGEABLE. While cement is
only one of the materials in c0ncirn,
it is perhaps the most important. To
insure the best results in concrete work,
the highest grade of Portland cement
should be used. The concrete worker
may rest assured that he has the best
cenzent if he will make certain that the word
UNIVERSAL Is printed on each sack of
cement that he buys. Representative deal
ers everywhere handle UNIVERSAL.
UNIVERSAL PORTLAND CEMENT co.
II W. ADAMS STREET. CHICAGO
ANNUAL OUTPUT 10000. 900 BARRELS
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
KNIGHTS IN FEATHERS.

India is peculiarly rich in birds
of character. 1t is the happy hunt
ing ground Of that unique fowl, Cor
vus splendens-the splendid crow
splendid in sagacity, resources and
adaptiveness, boldness, cunning and
depravity-a veritablc Machiavclli
among birds. might almost say
a super-bird. The king crow ID
crurus ater) is another creature
which can be described only by su-
perlativcs. He is the Black Prince
of the bird kingdom--thc clnbodi-
ment Of pluck. The thing in feath-
ers of which he is afraid has yet to
be evolved. Like the medieval
knight, he goes about seeking those
upon whom he can perform some
small feat Of arms. In certain parts
of India he is known as the kctwal
the official who to many stands
forth as the embodiment of the
mighty majesty of the British raj
Douglas Dewar, in Journal Royal
Society Of Arts.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
RULES FOR LONGEVITY.

Josiah Zeitlin, said to have been
Brooklyn's oldest citizen, is dead at
the age of 1916 years. He was a
child in Moscow when the Russians
burned that city at the advance of
Napoleon, and when the United
States and England were engaged in
their second conflict.
He was born in 1904 in LODI,
Poland. He retired from business
in Moscow 30 years ago and came to
this country soon after. He leaves
three SONS, the oit~st of whom is
seventv-siy years old, and Is grand
children.
His rules for longevity we're:
"Don't worry. Never be in a hur-
ry. Don't cat what You call quick
lunches. Take but little meat, es-
pecially in carly life. Sleep eight
hours a day. Never fool with doc
tors, and don't 90 into drug store
except to get stamp or to consult
the directory. When you reach the
age Of ninety years you may do
about as you please. New York
Tribune.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
WHY Do MOST WOMEN WORRY
They Lose Their Sense Of Values In
Looking After Details of
Work.

Women worry over little things.
This is one reason why there are
more cases of insanity among wom-
en- than among men. Somehow wom-
en- lose their sense of values. Per-
haps puttering around stove and
searching in tiny corners for dust
blunts their remembrance of the
bigness of the universe. Some even
ing, after a hard day, when the
clothes wouldn't sprinkle right, and
the cake fell, and you tore the ruffle
on your newest gown, and you no.
ticed a half-dozen gray hairs in
your head and fly that YOU
couldn't catch, no matter how hard
you might try, buzzed about your
ears till you were frantic-some
evening, after some hard day, when
all these monumental horrors crowd
thick and fast upon you, go out in
the street and look up. You will see
in the sky those shiny things called
stars. Let your mind saunter among
them for a bit, down the spanged
Milky Way, into the brilliant Dip
per, across TO glittering Orion.
Ponder for a minute on the giddy
vastness of that speck of the uni
verse which we see on the rolling,
rushing universes beyond our vision,
on the orderliness of that march of
suns and moons and worlds so swift
and so serene, on the unthinkahle
distances that separate us from the
stars and the stars from each other,
on the unutterable majesty of the
power which holds all this in its
grasp.
Then go back to the house and
worry about your fallen cake if you
dare.
Only. in your zeal to avoid wor-
rying, don't begin to worry for fear
You'll begin to worry.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
HIS AILMENr IS DIAGNOSED BUSY PENNSYLVANIA WOMAN
Needed Money Lender and Z Mort
gage and Not a Ply
ciclan.

He was Long island farmer who
had come TO Brooklyn to consult a
doctor, and he stopped pedestrian
on the street and asked to be direct
ed to certain NJ. D.
''Nhat's wrong with your" was
asked after the directions had been
given.
81 dunno, but that's what I want
to find out, was the reply.
'Do you have chills or fever?"
"No."
"Pains in your chest or backY
"No."
"Don't think you've got cancer,
do you?"
"No."
"How long have you been under
the weather."
about six weeks. I've lost my
appetite and feel general gone
ness. Pm homesick and lonesome
all the time and I can't get up an
interest in anything"
sAIy friend,'' said the pedestrian,
s'can you remember just what hap
pened six weeks ago. That is, did
any important event take place ?"
s"rhere did, l paid off a 5000
mortgage on my farm, It had been
running for 12 years."
Good lands! And you don't know
what ails you? Why, man, it's as
plain as the nose on your face. You
are lonesome to be under mortgage
again! You give up hunting for
doctor and look for a money-lendcr
who'll take mortgage on your farm
and you'll be well man again with
in a week."
"Say," replied the farmer after
moments thought, 81 believe you've
hit the case. Yes, | know you have.
Hang the doctors and hurrah for
another MORTGAGE"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
THE Beavers MEMORY,

Memory handed down through 80
generations is one of the perplexing
facts of science. The beaver -four
ished along French rivers until
killed off for its fur, but is now
known only in about a dozen of it's
villages on the Rhone near Avignon.
For three centuries these villages
have had no trees to cut down for
dams. The animals were compelled
to adopt new mode of life, and
have burrowed in the banks, shaping
mud with their tails as usual. Re-
Gently some of them were taken by
a Polish count to forests on his es-
tates. Very strangely, they resumed
the habits dropped three centuries
before they were born, and at once
began cutting trees and building
dams.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
Operates Dred0es for Pumping Coal
and Sand From the River
Bottom.

Prominent as the oldest member
of the old Ross family of Buena Wis
ia, along the Susquehanna river, a
suburb Of Harrisburg, is Ellen Ross,
who, although in her SEVENTEEN year,
carries on the unique business
among women of this section-that
of digging or pumping sand and
coal from the bed of the Susque-
hanna river and disposing of it as
fuel and building material.
The supply is unlimited and for
years the watermen along the place
where the Lykens valley joins the
Susquehanna in the north to a point
away below Harrisburg have main
tanned fleets Of boats with steam
pumps to get out the buckwheat
coal that lodges by thousands Of
tons on bars and behind rocks and
the sand that forms in the bed Of
the river and is considered un-
equaled for building purposes.
1t was such an unusual business
for woman to engage in that her
neighbors laughed and predicted
that she would soon grow tired of it,
says correspondent of the Balti-
more News. But they didn't know
Mrs. Ross. She went at the bust
ness with vim and energy and has
kept at it ever since.
Every morning, when conditions
are favorable, the directs her force
of fifteen men to the spots where
coal and sand ara to be had, and
from time to time visits them to see
that everything is all right-that
the men are working the pumps in
good condition and the stuff is be-
ing taken ashore and unloaded for
the market.
Despite her age she keeps business
going, and undoubtedly holds the
record as the most remarkable busi-
ness woman in Pennsylvania.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
WHAT SUCCESS REALLY is
Is It Just Reaching the Standard, or
Beating Someone to It That
Counts?

Suppose all of Harriman's trans
cendent genius had been expended in
building up the best railroad system
that could be made, in vanquishing
time and space, and demonstrating
what could be accomplished by the
indomitable will and purpose and
untiring effort of the strong man.
Mightn't the net result have been
something finer and better than Har-
riman ever attained, and mightn't
he have gone from earth with some
finer memory to take with him of
the world he had lived in than the
thought that he had met Stuyvesant
Fish and fought him and beaten
him? "Must a game be played for
the sake of pelf?" as Browning once
asked. Can't our boys find some
thing else to inspire them than the
hope of beating another boy? If a
boy can ride his horse over the
fences, and swim across the lake,
and run swiftly, and hit the mark.
and feel his pulse beat strong and
true, and his nerves and muscles I'M
der sure control, does it make him
any more the master of the world
about him that he can beat some
other boy? Is it reaching the stand
ard, OF beating some one to it, that
really counts ?-McCready Sykes, in
Everybody's.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
HISTORIC SLIP OF PAPER
Note Written by Duke Of Marlborough
at Close of Battle of Rlen-
helm.

A scrap of paper that carries one
back to the very atmosphere Of a
great decisive battle in the worlds
history is among the historical treas
ures of Blenheim House. On the
paper are a dozen lines scrubbed in
pencil. They were written at the
close Of the fierce struggle at BIN
helm.
The tumult of battle was rolling
westward, where French and Ba-
varians were in disordered retreat,
with Marlborough's cavalry riding
fiercely in their rear. The slopes of
the hill and the marshy plain were
strewn with 10000 killed and
wounded. But Marlborough. with
the excitement of the great fight yet
strong within him, pulled up his
horse on one of the little rustic
bridges across the Schwanbuch and
scrubbed these dozen lines to his wife
in London to tell her of the great
event.
He had been II hours in the sad.
die. most of that time riding in. The
very heart of one of the greatest
battles in all history, yet the letters
are firm in shape. a curious testi-
mony to that serenely unsuitable
temperament that was Marl-
borough's most striking characteris-
tic.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
THE MAIN DIFFICULTY.

Harold's mother questioned her
son as 10 why he received go low a
mark in music.
Il don't know, mother" he de-
clared. Il get along pretty we'll with
everything except the sharks and
flaps. "-Delineator.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
SMALL TALK.

First Power-What do you think
of our mosquito fleet?
Second Ditto--Quite neat and
gnatty.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
HOMESTEADERSi

Make your homestead filings be
fore Alex, w. Stow, County Judge
and save railroad fare t. Aber-
deem.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
ITS NATURAL STATUS.

"What is the present state Of af-
fairs in the dispute over the owner
ship of that marble image?"
ct believe it is statue quo?"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-01-20
THE RULING PASSION.

"Why didn't you keep that splen-
did cook Of yours? ?"
unfortunately, invited an old
millionaire to dine with US