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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-26
J. l0rEz SILVA Y c.. FERNANDEZ SHAW

4 J. L0rEZ SILVA c.. FERNANDEZ SHAW
de Jose PantOla DenrO, estampa de San Jose
Como esas bajas descubren ell elon de fon
do variada pespectva la que aparecen oros edcos,
propos de aquela parte de Nadrd chmeneas de fabri
etc. etc. la zquerda primer termino, ell pueso
de la sena Recareda, baja, la que hay
varos platos menudillos galneas 'demas', al
Iado de la mesa anafre gran sart6n de dos
encima Al empezar ell cuadro las ocho de la
mana de da de verano
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-26
VELERos DE IA LIMA BENNER

Goieta Augusta W. Snow. Debe haber
salido ell 80 t}ltimo directa para San
Juan.
-Goleta Fairfield. Debe haber salido
directa para San Juan Ell 10 del CO.
rriente Octubre.
-GoIeta Mamie Swan Saldra ell
10 de Noyiembre directa para San
Juan.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Ezquiaga
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-26
Varias Noticias

En- ell barrio Sur" de >Cidra, que
NOSE totalmente la casa de Tomas Sic
ira, pereciendo carbonizado un nino
de corta edad que dormia en- una ha-
maca.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-26
MOVIMIENTO MARITIME

ENTRADAS Y SAILDAS.
Entrad0S del erter9or.-
No hubo.
De la c0stc.-
Costeros: Brazo y Coraz6n V Maria
Anparo.
. DespachG01oS para n erteYqor.-
Ninguno
Para la c0StU.-
Costero: Mayfower.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-26

Ell chauffeur Catalina Rosas, fue con-
tlenado esta maiiana por ell juez Bazan
a pagan Is dollars de multa, p0r condu-
cir ell CAIRO velocidad peligrosa por
<1entro de la capital.
Ell juez Bazan advirti6 al denuncia-
so que la pr6xima denuncia sera cas-
tigada con multa. Ell distinguido fun
cionario qlliere reprimir 4 toda costa, ell
abuse que ciertos conductores de veh1-
-<ulo vienen hacienda de las ordenanzas
yigentes con grave riesgo del p1blico.
Ell sargento Juan Alejandro denun-
clio hoy ante la corte de paz a los lndl-
viduos que bailaron anoche la b0nebG, Ell
el 1'eatro municipal.
Ell juicio sc celebrara manana; pero
es evidente que Ia policla y aun ell Sc
nor Alcalde, va que ahora no hay con-
4,ejal de teatro, han podido prevenir d
los sujetos denunciados que esta en- vi
gor la prohibition del selvatico bale,
puesto CUE circularon anuncios y pro-
gra en- que Sc consignaba que Sc baila-
ria la bOn1bG
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-10-26

La Sea Recareda e Cero Cascajares, ito Carranque
general AL evantarse ell tel0n aparecen la sea Reca
reda pueso ell ito Carranque Cascajares ell CGro
otro ado del portion esperando Ell Coro compueso
de ornaeros cgarreras, cradas que la compra al
gun chico agrupado del portion miranda hacia dentro
del corral En- la carpnerla dos ocaes trabajando
MUSICA
Cary0nque. .f
&Pero que sale
C6fro
Mas calma. buen hombre!
COrO.
iQne saga! iQue saga!
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
A Good Bluff.

He was young and had just gradu-
ated from law school. His resources
were exhausted, but he bravely swung
forth his shingle and waited. But no
clients stopped on that side Of the
street. His office rent was due, and
his clothes were becoming shiny, but
he went to his Office. with regularity
that would indicate thriving prac-
tlce. He was deep In an imaginary
case. and when the authorities were
all noted and arguments prepared he
started forth downtown and thrashed
the mayors son, whom he met In the
street. The act aroused the righteous
Indignation Of the townsmen, and he
faced an angry court. But in his tes-
timony he was able to include a sharp
attack on the mayor and his admins
tration. He quoted law from Lycur-
gus and Solon and gave them the
page, number and chapter every time.
The case was continued and sent up
to a higher court At last 1t reached
the supreme bench, and the young
man made the most Of his opportunity
to show his ability as lawyer. He
lost the case and paid his fine cheer
fully, for he had established for him.
self n practice which assured his fu-
ture.-Joe Mitchell Chapple in National
Magazine,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
A Great Trade Secret.

As every one knows, the process Of
manufacturing the paper Of which
Bank Of England notes are made Is
one Of the greatest Of all trade secrets.
1t is known only to the governor Of
the Bank OF England and to three 9th
er persons intimately connected with
the industry, which is carried on at
Overton, a quiet little village in Hants.
All that the outside world is allowed
to know concerning this precious pa
per is that 1t is made, among other in
gradients, out Of charred husks and
Rhenish vines.
Quite as profound secret is the
manufacture of both the paper and
the ink used for American banknotes.
The former has the double advantage
Of not being secret preparation, but
one that only takes one particular
kind of ink. which is quite unique, the
American government paying the man
ufacturer, who alone possesses the Sc
cret, the sum Of $4,000 year for
making it.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
A Crows Stratauen,

A crow had been captured by the
children in southern family and
brought home and tanned. They were
very fond of the crow and treated 1t
with kindness. AS in most houses
where there are children, there was
also a pet cat. The cat and crow were
not friendly. One day an unusually
nice morsel was given to the cat. This
the crow not only looked at with en-
yious eyes, but made several attempts
to secure. The cat beat of each at
tempt, however, and the crow had to
resort to stratagem. Disappearing
through the open door, he returned In
a few moments with long string that
had been raveled from rag carpet.
Placing this on the floor some little dis
tance in front of the cat, he proceeded
to wriggle 1t as he had seen the chill
dren do when playing with the cat.
The cat instantly jumped to catch the
string. This was, of course, exactly
what the crow wanted, and he
pounced upon the coveted morsel and
flew away with it-Harper's Weekly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07

Joe, the fat boy in the "Pickwick
Papers," spent most Of his time in
slumber He was happier that way.
Probably there are a good many other
people In the world good deal like
Joe, but most Of them do not get the
chance for sleep that he had. This
scrap Of conversation, recently over
heard. would seem to indicate that, al
though this is a nervous age, the de-
sire for sleep is not wholly dead.
II don't feel WELL" remarked Smith
as he took off his coat In the office,
preparatory to sitting down at his
desk. "The trouble with me is that
haven't slept as | should. don't feel
well unless I've slept"
"That's the same way with me-" re-
marked his partner. "In fact, think
I feel best of all when I'm sound
asleep."-Youth's Companion.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
A Persistent Yankee.

To Illustrate Yankee perslstency a
Wall street magnate told the following
story the other day:
"a new England Yankee who was
prisoner on n pirate ship in the good
old days when pirates roamed the seas
became, because of his Yankee attrl-
butes, Objectionable TO his captors. II
was finally decided to maroon him on
desert island with but little food
and a coffin to remind him Of his In
evitable fate. The island was found.
and the New Englander and the coffin
were left alone ON the beach, while the
pirate ship sailed away. For several
days she sailed and then became be-
calmed. For three days she lay there
with not breath Of air. On the even
ing Of the third day black speck was
noticed on the horizon. 1t steadily
grew larger and soon was close enough
for the men on the ship TO make out
what 1t was"
The man of millions paused for an
instant and then said, smiling, at was
the Yankee In his coffin, with half OF
the lid in either hand rowing for
ome."-Clncinnati Commercial Trib-
una
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
hoyt's Hospitality.

It was the habit of Charles II. Hoyt,
the dramatist, to invite almost every
body he met to come up and spend a
few weeks with him at his summer
home in New Hampshire.
One night Hoyt, Bert Dasher, W. II.
Currie. Frank Mckee and several other
house guests of Hoyt were sitting on
the veranda Of Hoyt's summer house
waiting for dinner. The train had just
arrived, and they saw an old farmer
and his wife coming up the path.
"Who are theyT" asked Hoyt IL
never saw them before"
"The dickens you didn't" replied
Currie. "That is that old chap and
his wife you talked to over at Spring
field and invited to visit you"
"Oh, WELL" said Hoyt, maybe they
are just coming in to dinner. They
will take the night train back"
Then he looked again and saw the
hired man behind the farmer and his
wife wheeling big trunk on q wheel
barrow.
mo, by George" shouted Hoyt, "they
are here for a runr'
And they stayed a month.-Cleve-
land Leader.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07

Which are the great short stories of
the English language? Not a bad
basis for debated This l am sure of
that there are far fewer supremely
good short stories than there are su.
premely good long books. 1t takes
more exquisite skill to carve the
cameo than the statue. But the
strangest thing is that the two excel
lences seem to be separate and even
antagonistic. Skill in the one by no
means insures skill in the other. The
great masters of our literature, Field.
ing, Scott, Dickens, Thackeray and
Reade, have left no single short story
Of outstanding merit behind them,
with the possible exception Of Wan
dering Willie's tale in "Red Gauntlet"
On the other hand, men who have
been very great in the short story,
Stevenson, Poe and Bret Harte, have
written no great book. The champion
sprinter is seldom FIVE miller as we'll
Poe is the master Of all. Poe is, to
my mind, the supreme original short
story writer of all time.-Conan Doyle
in Through the Magic Door,"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Yos.mlte Versus Grand Canyon,

Yosemite for a home or a camp, the
Grand canyon for spectacle. l saw
a robin in Yosemite valley. Think
how forlorn and out Of place a robin
would seem in the Grand canyon!
What would he do there? There is no
tulf for him to inspect, and there are
no trees for him to perch on. would
as soon expect to find him amid the
pyramids Of Egypt or amid the ruins
Of Karnak. The bluebird was there
also, and the water ouzel haunted the
lucid waters. The reader may create
for himself good image Of Yosemite
by thinking of section Of seven or
eight miles Of the Hudson river mid
way Of its course as emptied Of its
waters and deepened 5000 feet or
more, having the sides nearly vertical,
with snow white waterfalls fluttering
against them here and there, the fa-
nous spires and domes planted along
the rim, and the landscape Of groves
and glades, with Its still, clear, wind
ing river, occupying the bottom.-John
Burroughs In Century.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
How TO Quit Smokinu.

Do not light the first cigar less than
half an hour after breakfast. The more
difficult this delay may be, the more
need there is for a cure. The remain
der of the day smoke the same as
usual. 1t is only the first cigar with
which we are dealing. Keep this up
for week, then lengthen the interval
to an hour for another week. then
make 1t one and a half hours, two,
two and a half, and so on. If you
have an "all gone" sensation, long
ing for something and don't know
what sort of feeling, eat an orange or
apple or almost any kind of fruit, but
don't smoke until the time is up. The
nerves being deprived Of their morning
stimulant are crying for nourishment,
which nature is Fastening to supply
through increased appetite to supply
digestion. BY the time the first cigar
is entirely eliminated the cure is ef-
fected with no serious arrangement Of
the heart or digestive apparatus. 1t
now requires only a moderate Will
power to make the cure permanent
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
A Strict Dramatic Censor.

Vienna once possessed the strictest
dramatic censor ever known in the
person Of Franz Hoegelin, who held
that post in the Austrian capital at
the beginning Of the last century.
Hoegelin published a manual for the
guidance of censors. "a pair of lovers
should never be allowed to appear on
the stage alone. They must always
be accompanied by third person Of
mature years." Marriages out of ones
class were also strictly forbidden by
Hoegelin on the stage, and he quotes
an instance of play which he re-
fused to pass because the author made
the hero, Count Valdemar, marry a
gardeners daughter. Such misalli-
ances have unfortunately been known
to occur in real life, but that is no
reason why they should be allowed on
the stage" he said.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Presiden. Johnson's Impeachment.

The house impeached President John
son on Nov. 25. 1867. charging him
with having removed Secretary Of
War Stanton In direct violation Of the
tenure of Office act, with having ap-
pointed General Thomas contrary to
the same act with conspiracy with
General Thomas and Others for the
intimidation of Secretary Stanton ana
the unlawful disbursement of the war
departments money and with inducing
General Emory, commanding the de-
partment of Washington, to disobey
orders.
The house adopted the resolution of
impeachment by vote of 126 to AZ
After the trial Of the case before the
senate the vote for impeachment there
stood 35 to 10, thus being short of the
necessary two-thirds. The senate ad-
journed sine die, however, without
voting on some of the primary articles
embraced In the charges against the
president. Thereupon the chief justice
of the United States court entered a
verdict of acqulttal on the record
New York Times
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
His Apology.

A recent refusal by member Of the
English parliament to withdraw zone
comma" of what he had said about a
member Of the government recalls the
fact that Richard Brinsley Sheridan
once declined to punctuate an apology.
In the house of commons one day
Sheridan gave an opponent the lie d.
rect. Called upon to apologize, the Of
fender replied
"Mr. Speaker, | said the honorable
member was a liar it is true and am
sorry for it."
The insulted party was not satisfied
and said so.
Sir" retorted Sheridan. "the honor
able member can interpret the terms
of my statement according to his abil-
ity, and he can put punctuation marks
where it pleases him."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
The Battle of a Week.

The battle of week was the great
conflict at Tours in which Charles
Martel overthrow the Saracens, A. d.
732. The members OF the Saracen
army are variously estimated at from
100000 to 100000. and the historians
say that 375,0O0 were killed on the
field. 1t Is suspected that these fig
ures are a gross exaggeratlon. but II
is certain that few battles of history
have been either so bloody or so de-
cisive.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Poets, Licenses.

The poet was sick at heart. He just
had submitted one of his very best
productions to an unfeeling editor, who
had rebuffed him in these gentle
words:
81 wish there was a law about
poets licenses like the dog license law.
If l had my way a poet would have
to take out a license every year and
those who didn't would be killed.
New York Press
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
In the Minina Business.

81 think you said. Rastus, that you
had brother In the mining business
In the west2"
"Yeh. boss. that's right"
"What kind Of mining-gold mining,
silver mining. copper miningY"
"No. sab. none O. those; calcimin-
ing."-Everybody's.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Her Little Composition.

A class was reciting in school.
"Who can give me-" said the teacher,
"a sentence in which the words bit
ter end are used?"
Up jumped little girl excitedly. 81
can, teacher. The cat ran under the
bureau and the dog ran after her and
bit her end.'"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
HEALTH HINT FOR TODAY.
Oil tho Human Machinery.

A system which Is lacking In
the natural oils must have those
oils supplied. OIL baths, oil TAX
en- internally and food which is
rich In oils are necessary to es-
tablish the normal condition
again. Drink at least ten glasses
Of cool water every day, and
exercise enough to open the
pores and help the skin to be-
come more active. A cup or
two Of hot milk will prove help
full, and It should be slipped
slowly to get the best effect.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
What She Did Wish.

well, why don't you say you wish
you were man." asked Mr.. Potts
during little discussion ne vas hav-
Ing with his spouse about some mat
ters of domestic management.
Because l don't wish anything of
the sort" she retorted; 81 only wish
you were onew
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Her Diplomacy.

''You could make my future bright
err" he said, looking at her longingly.
~ could say the saure," she replied,
looking down.
''How?" he asked eagerly.
"Well, an engagement ring with o
diamond in 1t would help some," she
admitted. Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Method In His Generosity.

My husband is awfully good ma
tured. / gave him a beautiful box of
cigars for his birthday, and he only
smoked one himself and gave all the
rest away to his friends.--London Opin-
ion
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Quick Both Wavs

A Scotch laird once said to his serv-
ant, John, who had complained of his
temper, II am sure, John, 1t is nae
suner on than it's Off"
AYE" said John; 'but, laird, it's
nae suner off than it's on"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07

Wifle-I am trimming up last years
hat to save the cost of new one!
Hubby-How good Of you! You're a
perfect little angel Wihe-Am l.?
Then give me $40 to buy wings.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Stronu Evidence,

"What makes you think he had been
to drinking party?"
"He came hor1e," sobbed the young
wife, wearing n phonograph horn for
q hat."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
His impression.

Mrs. Knicker-Now. will you remem-
Der everything. John? Knicker-Yep.
I'm to turn the flowers out at night
and sprinkle the cat.-Harper's Ba.
Ear.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Receivinq.

Mr.. ClosecoynP rduring his wife's
receptionl-S gives 'em lights, she
gives em music. she gives 'rm food.
flowers, champagne. and that's what
she calls receiving London Tit-Bits.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Always Happens,

4 nrnu who goes around with chip
on his shoulder will finally encounter
as big a fool as he is and there will
be nght.-Atchlson Globe.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
PFeDaFed.

Milly-Do you think widowers make
good husbands? Bllly-Sure. They
know what's coming to them.-New
York Times.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07

The long look within ourselves will
cure us Of lot Of impatience with
other folks.-Henry Il. Cope.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07
Can You BLANC him2

"Pa, what does 'skeptcar mean?"
"That describes mans feelings
when woman tells her ge."-New
York Press.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-06-07

The sense Of smartness is sure to
make a man shallow.
The evening world., 1911-01-03

Attorney General to bring actions for
criminal libel against The World and
against the India napolis News which
reprinted Tho Worlds articles. The
iyp.
The contention of the Governrpent. In
stigated by the President, was hat the
Government had authority 20 institute
q criminel libel proceeding against a
newspaper In any Jurisdiction under
Federal control, amounting 10 the as
sertion that tho United States Govern-
ment or the President or persons NOM
mated by tho President coaid be libelled
In any place not under the jurisdiction
OF q State. such as forts. postoflce
buildings, military reservations and the
like.
II wa the contention Of the Attorney
General that tho publishers OF any news
paper could be dragged to Washington
10 stand trial for criminal libel in a case
like that specified. Rather than bring
action under those instructions ron the
Attorney-G General United States District
Attorney Heating of indianapolis re-
signed.
What Judge Anderson Held.
Nevertheless. the case against the In
dianapolis News was pressed in Indian
apois before the United States Circuit
Court. Judge Anderson Of that tribunal
The evening world., 1911-01-03

refused 10 commit the editors Of the
Indianapolis News 10 the District OF
Columbia for trial. In his decision
Judge Anderson said,
IF the history Of liberty means my
thing, u Constitutional guarantees are
worth anything, this proceeding must
faal."
Incidentally Il nay bc mentioned that
In the asst campaign Mr.. Roosevelt was
In Indianapolis and at a club reception
was presented 10 Judge Anderson. He
refused to meet the Judge and denounced
him as "A crook and a jackass" for rom
derlng the very decision that was upheld
by the Supreme Court to-day.
The New FORK World proceeding wal
pushed by Mr.. Wise. The alleged In
jured parties we're said - be Charles T..
Taft, Douglas Robinson, William Noi.
son Cromwell, ]. T.. Morgan and others.
The Government contended that The
World charged them with Fronting
through the connivance of President
Roosevelt, TO the extent OF some $780,
10000 In the sale Of the Panama Canal
to the United States.
Judge Hough held substantially as
Judge Anderson had held In fndlanap
oils. The appeal in the United States
Supreme Court was argued on oct. "a.
1910.