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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Rooms, Board, Etc.

! N~A-~~~~~~
ROOM AND BOARD-6OS n. FL PasO
THE KENNARD-428z n. oregon.
steam Observation-Disclosures. 214H Texas.
BOARD AND ROOMS. strictly first
class Mrs. c. F Leary GIG N Kansas
NAVARRO ROOMs-Men only. Mrs
Latham, Prop 6135z San Ant Phi 2o3s.
FIRsTCLAss ROOMS with bath Hotel
D. R. Francis.
FURNACE HEATED front rooms,
meals served 1907 Arizona
FOR RENT-Earge front room with
board Mrs Washburn, 405 Prospect
TWO AND -FOUR ROOM housekeeping
suite zoos Arizona
FOR RENT-Furnished Housekeeping
rooms. Phone 1873. No children.
FRONT ROOM. newly furnished, out
side entrance. SIS Arizona
FOR RENT-Newly furnished sunny
front rooms. 41S E Franklin
SINGLE Housekeeping rooms. 81 E
Franklin.
FOR RENF-Furnished room, private
family 402 Montana Phone 2540-
FOR Observation-Disclosures housekeep-
ing and bedrooms 1112 Wyoming St.
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms. 1141
E. Rio Grande- Phone 21S1.
HOUSEKEEPING and bedrooms. mod
crate prices So Myrtle, OPP Elks.
FURNISHED housekeeping suites.
and 3 rooms Sunny South, sos Texas.
FURNISHED ROOMS, 1920 Magoffin.
Phone Ass.
NICELY furnished rooms with board.
All n FL Paso-
ROOMS for light housekeeping. 511 E.
Boulevard.
NICE LARGE ROOMS. private screened
sleeping porch 403 Montana.
TWO COMPLETELY furnished rooms
for housekeeping; close in. Phone 1921
FOR RENT furnished housekeeping
rooms. Water, lights and bath, ST.
1907 E. Boulevard. Phone 1926
NICELY furnished room, private fam
lily, for I or gentlemen; all con-
veniencesE close In Phone 3079-
FOR RENT-Furnished housekeeping
rooms, new houses clean; no children
nor sick 10 n Virginia
DIR. JONES. FOOT SPECIALIST,
40 Mills Bldg. Diseased Feet treated
by modern and antiseptic method
HOUSEKEEPING SUITES - 3 rooms
and porch. SIS n Santa Fe. Auto
1893.
FOR RENT-Furnished housekeeping
rooms, porch. 1913 n. Florence st.
Phone 1913.
FOR RENT-3 elegantly furnished
rooms for light hous ekeeping. 917 n
Oregon Bell 1877.
TWO NICELY furnished front rooms
opening on porch. 1908 n. Florence.
Phone 1891.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room
for gentlemen; walking distances; no
sick sos y Oregon
FOR RENT or 3 housekeeping
rooms, modern, close in; must be seen
to appreciate; no sick or children.
Phone 2451 Auto. Call 1905 Olive
Las CRUCES. n. M.-Board and room
table: reasonable rates. Address box
162. Las Cruces. y. NJ.
TWO LARGE connecting unfurnfshed
rooms, closets, sink, private bath, gas
private family. So; close in 4O9 S
OchOa.
WHY PAY extravagant hotel ratess
The Ramona, 608-610 n. Stanton, home
like, economical sanitary; ample bath
ing facilities. Rates soc TO 81 a day;
s. to Sc a week. So to SIS month.
FOR OVERFLOW WANT ADS. see
Too Late to Classify" on next page.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
RAILROAD TIMETABLE.

All trains arrive and depart from
Union depot foot OF San Francisco
street. except those Of Mexico North
Western All arrivals and departures
given in FL PasO or mountain stand
ard time.
For Albuquerque. Denver, Chicago
Los Angeles-Lv- S-45 a. ID and 1905
From Albuquerque. Denver. CHICAGO
Los Angeles-Ar- $40 a m. and $50
p m
Ell PAsO & SOUTHWESTERN.
CWestern Division
For Arizona and SonOra-Iv s-s0
a. m, sos p. m
From Arizona and SOnora-Ar. 1920
a. M $3.50 p m.
eastern Division.)
For Kansas City, St. Louis. CHICAGO
Nv 1915 D. m, 5.25 p. M
rom Kansas City St. Louis Chi
cagO-Ar- -6-38 a m, $3.50 p. m.
G. H. & A. AND S. P. TRAINS.
For San Antonio, New Orleans.
WashingtOn-Lv. $50 a m, 1875
a. M 1915 p. m
From san Antonio. New Orleans
Washlngton-Ar- $50 a m. 500 D.
For Arizona and CALIFORNIA;. s.5s
a, m 40 a N 400 P m, 1000 p. m.
1885 p m
From Arizona and California.
o-9s a. M 9-l5 a. m, 1920 D. m 5:Ig
p. m, 9-15 p. m
TEXAS & PACIFIC.
For Dallas and St Louis-Lv. 7-fO
a. m and 7-15 D. m
From Dallas and St. Louis--Ar. 500
a. m and 8-25 %. m
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO
For Chihuahua and City of Mexico-
Lv- 6-35 D. m
From Chihuahua and City OF Mexico
AR 7:25 a. m.
MEXICO NORTH WESTERN.
For Casas Grandes and Pearson
LIZ Juarez Mon. Wed. Fri. 300 D. m.
From Casas Grandes and Pearson
Ar. Jusrez Tues, tn sat. $50 D. m.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Bids Wanted


NOTICE.
The undersigned viii receive bids
for lining one double compartment
shaft, approximately 1000 feet deep.
with concrete. Plans and specifica-
tons can be seen at the office of the
superintendent Of the Old Dominion
Copper Mining and Smelling company,
at Globe. Arizona Bids to be sub
mitted not later than o'clock p. m
Dec. 18th, and must be accompanied
by certified check for $1,000.
The United Globe Mines.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Dressmaking

MEMBERSHIPS. Apply to Mrs
Sutherland. 613 Texas st.
DREsSAIAKIN G-8Irs. Ross, 100 Tex
as. Phone Bell $50. Auto. 1850.
WANTED-PIain sewing. reasonable
rates. 4O1 Nevada
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Special Notices

-e~~-~~-~~-~~~-~-~-~~~--
COLLECTIONs-MewbOrn. 1913 Bell
HACK AND AUTO STAND at City hail.
Phones: Bell 44s-s62; Auto. 114s.
CARPETS cleaned. sewed. laid. Steam
Carpet Cleaning Works Phone 1898
BEAUTIFUL RUGS made from old
carpets. Phone 1893.
CARPETS CLEANED. windows washed,
general housekeeping. Duntey Vacu-
UNI Cleaning Co Bell phone 321S-
DO NOT BUY NEW DOLLS. We re-
pair your old ones. We Can Fix 1t
Shop. S47 Myrtle Ave.
Ell PAsO IRON AND METAL co. 1905
San Antonio. Dealers IN scrapiron.
rubber, copper, brass, bottles, etc
Auto. 1882; Bell 1850.
HAVE YOU A KODAKs-We do kodak
finishing. Send for our price list.
Aristo Studio, TucumcarL n NJ
SPECIAL NOTICE - Before leaving
town sell your furniture and clothing
for a good price to the FL PasO store.
400 FL PasO St Bell 34s1: Auto. 24sl.
PENNY ARCADE-The finest line Of
Christmas and New Years postcards
and booklets in the city. We invite
your inspection. 412 san Antonio St,
FL PasO. Tex
SPECIAL NOTICE.
I wish to make a working agree
ment with a firstcIass real estate firm
of FL Paso. I am<an attorney and no
tary. have resided in FL Paso county g
years. have had 10 years experience
in real estate business. Own $4,000
acres Of land in FL Paso county, in
Guiding a townsite of 1000 lots. and
1900 acres in and adjoining the Rio
Grande valley; also own $4,000 worth
of real estate in other parts Of Texas,
all for sale. Bank references fur
nished. Address NJ W. Lowry, Finlay,
Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
TEENS HARSH WORDS NEIL,

{ RUN W DR & FA6HB
ON ONE BLoCIG D4E%
Pull PUMP RHlERS
DoWN from TIE I1TA FLOOR
R.rD-PUu Il Up AGAIR.
VIZ OoUtGT IN Most OF
DE PLACES THEN =
RHER We DElNNR x
4 s
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Wanted Houses

WANTED TO RENT by young healthy
couple, 4 or room house on north
side; must be in good condition or you
need not answer this ad. NJ Is, care
Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

oOuln pound train connects with
southern Pacific west bound train No
1, leaving Lordsburg 1857 a. m. noun
tain time.
South bound train connects with FL
Faso q southwestern east bound train
for FL PasO. leaving Hachita at 1850
a. m, mountain time. and with west
bound train for Douglas and Bisbee
leaving Hachita at 1859 a. m. noun
tain time.
A. T. Thomson.
Traffic Manager, clifton. Ariz.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

so ACRES NEAR ANTHONY-b mile
away from the river; all good land, at
S55 per acre. D. S. Arias. 412 Caples
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

81 ACRES, all cleared, water rights
/ paid, bitches on. For few days SIS per
acre D. S. Arias. 412 Caples Bldg. I
/ can sell you lands cheaper.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

FOR SALE room home , story, red
pressed brick, furnace heat. Phone 615
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
$50 ACRES PATENT.


NEWMAN INVESTMENT COMPANY,
AMERICAN BANK BUILDING
REAL ESTATE, INSURANCE AND
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Attorneys-AtLaw
For sale-Real Estate

R. L. NICHOLs-Roberts-B Banner Bldg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Business Chances

FOR. SALE AT A BARGAIN by owner.
S6 room rooming house. Address L,
care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
For sale-Real Estate

FOR SALE-6 room house by owner
1924 River. Phone 3ITT
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

NE 4 AVE TO 60 oVEE
ne SAME ROUTE AGAIN,
CoLL6CT GUS And eoTTlESi
ANO O+GN ATU4e oEACE
TAKE lHOOR1 MORE IL
10 MAKE OCT 1tLLS.
i'oA NRGER LATER P+kA \
NIONi6%T VIXEN
GET HOME y
q III
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Help Wanted-Male

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TVaNTFD-A delivery boy; must IN
derstand the grocery business ana
must be a hustler 4. lac, care heIe-lu-
GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES WANTED.
Write for FL Paso spring exam; scned-
ule. Franklin Inst, Dept. 405 H. h0-
chester, y Y.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Wanted-ReaI Estate

WANTED-TO correspond with owners
land for sale. BOX 273. Mckinney. Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

! -FOUR LOTs-Fine building site, on
| block 70 Franklin Heights addition.
/ Only $500 each. Ia less than what 9TH
ers sell 412 Caples Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Wanted Cattle to Pasture
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

For stock. Can winter your stock
right, plenty grass and water con-
venient Price right. Call on or ad-
dress L. E. Lumbley. West Tularosa,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
100 ACREs IL MILE FROM ANTHON-

A<O AChEs 112 MILE FROM ANTHONY
80 or 80 acres under cultivation. so
acres plOwed and ready for seed, 200
fruit trees, room and hall residence.
. -barbed wire fence all around the
place; fine well with wind mill and
gasoline pump; so acres especially
adapted for orchards.
The land around Anthony has been
selling for from 500 to $3.50 per acre,
and they are asking as high as $3.50
per acre and the price I am quoting
on this seems too low to be possible
on these lands, unless there is some
thing the matter with the title or
water rights. We viii absolutely
guarantee the title to be perfect and
also to have fun water rights in the
community ditch, and signed up under
the first allotment under the Elephant
Butte dam Our price, for a few DAYS
only, is $50 per acre, = cash. and the
balance in I. .. 8 and 4 years.
r. c. BAILEY LAND CO. 3O6 Mesa Ave
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

TVANTED-Thorough reliable safes
men to represent US permanently III. u
Colorado Arizona, New Mexico W
I751ife5 States. Splendid line calendars
and novelties Liberal commission
nronositfou. Answer with references
IJp-to-Date Advertising Co. Canlsteoi
n. z
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Horses. Vehicles. Etc.

FOR SALE-5O head Of mares and
horses. Come and see this stock. Good
cOlOrs; all fat, 8 to years old. VIII
trade for other stock. Can buy on
monthly payments. Call 215 S. kan
sas St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

WaNTTD DELIVERY NAN tGroceIles5
STEADY employment for young man 70
= 90 vears Of age and not afraid Of
work Watson's Grocery, 2lO-z4z
Texas St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

TVAVTED-Carpent for Mexico
vac $3.50 to $500 gold per day; must
have tools. Apply 319 Roberts-Bah-
ner Bldg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

FOR SALE lots on corner in Gov
eminent Hill. Phone 1885,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

TVAyTED-BIen to prepare for posi-
tons now waiting at top wages LeaIl
49, berbsr trade Few weeks quali-
fies. No dull seasons. no strikes cash
every saturday night An army OF
graduates depending upon US Tor neIp-
Apply by mail MOler Barber ColIese'
Fart Worth Tex
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

OK. CARL SMITH OMEN ONLYO-IO
san Antonio St. Auto. 215L
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

COLLECTTONs-Mewborn. 1913 Bell
HACK AND AUTO STAND at City hall
Phones: Bell 1850; Auto. 1149.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11

WANTED for the L. S. army aolepoe q .
- ,7D-7,srried men between ages Of is
and as. citizens Of United States. OF
good character and temperate habits
Who can speak. read and write the
English language For lnIorIilS q ion ion
spDIv to Recruiting O1Ilcer' cores
building. FL PasO. Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
Plumbers

NEW YORK PLU8IBERS-515 S Ell
Paso St Phone 1891 Jobbing prompt
~ attended to. Work guaranteed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-11
VAUGHN AND ROSWELL NAH. 4Vu
PASSENGER ROUTE

Traffic Manager. C mo- = a,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Old Postal Rates.

The high postal rates that prevailed
in the earlier years of the last cen
fury made the transmission Of letter
or parcel a matter of serious moment.
"a packet weighing thirty-two ounces
was once sent from Deal to London"
writes Mrs. Eleanor Smyth in her life
of Sir Rowland Hill. 1.-THE postage
was over e. being four times
as much as the charge for an inside
place by the coach. Again. parcel Of
official papers small enough to slip
inside an ordinary pocket was sent
from Dublin to another Irish town adj
dressed to Sir John Burgoyne. By
mistake 1t was charged as letter in
stead Of as a parcel and cost ELL. For
that amount the whole mail coach ply.
ing between the two towns with places
for seven passengers and their lug
gage might have been hired. "-Londor
Chronicle.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Two Freak. Of Nature.

Two contrasting freaks Of nature are
the Island Of Fire and the Lake of
Snow. The Island Of Fire is called
the Home of Hot Devils. It is situat-
ed in the midst of large lake of boil
ing mud in the island of Java. The
steam and gases which arise from the
sticky mud form themselves into bub-
bles attaining diameter of five or six
feet and sailing high up in the air like
balloons, carried hither and thither by
the wind and finally exploding with a
loud crash.
The biggest snow lake is seen from
the summit of Hispar pass, in the Ka-
rakoran range. 1t is more than 300
square miles in area. In Switzerland
the sea of ice might better be called
the sea Of snow. as the surface is bro.
ken up by solar heat. which makes a
minute assuring in the ice. giving 1t
the appearance of snow.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
PIANO HARDWARE.
Men Who Buy Parts and Repair Their
Instruments at Home.

Men Who Buy Parts and Repair Their
Instruments at Home.
Ones notion of piano hardware is
likely to be that it is material of vari-
GUS sorts used in the manufacture and
repair of pianos, an idea that would
be in the main correct. but at the
same time there is more or less of
such material sold at retail to private
owners of pianos who may be skilled
in the use of tools and who undertake
to do their own repairing to save ex-
pense. and such purchasers may in
clude men who have no knowledge of
music, though they may have the me-
chanical experiences required for the
job.
Obviously no great skill is required
in replacing a broken caster. A man
can buy single caster and put it on
himself if he wants to, or he could in
like manner replace a broken hinge or
a screw. and he can buy any Of these
things. But the home repairer does
more ambitious work still-as. for in
stance, he may Replace broken wire.
He can buy piano wire Of precisely
the right gauge, and he may under
take this Job and get away with it, or
he may replace one or more broken
keys or hammers. Not long since a
man who had bought pretty we'll
worn secondhand piano for SIS bought
for it a complete new set Of hammers.
which he put on himself.
Only men of real skill can do such
Jobs as this, but in town Of this size
there are enough men who do their
own piano repairing to make it pay to
keep piano hardware on sale at retail
New York Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

The Soldiers Who Oidnt stsal che
Apples Ate Thorn.

reprimand which takes the form
OF Il joke Is sometimes more effectual
than burst of anger. Such an exam
pie was furnished BY Confederate
officer and described by 4. q. Moore IN
his Anecdotes Of General Cleburne.
The southern army. marching acrOss
the mountains Of Georgia, had Its sup
ply trains cut of and was obliged to
live upon the country.
Apples, chestnuts and persimmons
were plenty, but the army had strict
orders not to depredate upon private
property. One day was trudging
along in the rear Of General Gran
bury's brigade when saw down the
road General Cleburne sitting on the
top rail Of fence, while below him
lay five or six bushels of fine red ap-
pies. Near by stood u number Of SOL
diers, who looked as mean as men
could look.
General Granbury saluted General
Cleburne, who remarked:
Pm peddling apples today"
"How's thaty'
"These gentlemen" pointing to the
soldiers who had stolen the apples,
''have been very kind. They have
gathered apples for me and charged
nothing. I'll give them to you and
your men. Now get down and take
one, and each of your men take one
only one, mind you--until all are
gone"
The invitation was accepted, the
men cheering for "Old Pat" When
the apples were gone the general made
each man who had stolen the apples
carry a rail for a mile or two.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
To Identify q Child,

My small son did not return at the
regular time one day while out with o
maid. The thought terrified me thai
In case of an accident there would be
no way of identifying him should he BE-
lost. The next morning cut pieces o.
wide tape, on which wrote YER,
clearly his name, address and our tel
ephone number in indelible ink.
sewed one Of these pieces to each 0!
his underwaists. in front where i
could be plainly seen.-K. E. A. in Har
per's Bazaar.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
'FUK UNDER.
Il Was Ersetsd ~ Our Government o.
Canadian Soil.

~
1t is not generally known that our
government once undertook to erect Q
fort Oh British soil. The site Of this
fort. afterwaid called Fort Montg0m.
cry, was about half mile northeast
of Rouse's Point. N. T., not far from
the foot Of Lake Cha mplain. Popular
" 1t was known as Fort Blunder."
1t appears that after the war Of 1912
our government felt the necessity of
guarding the entrance to Lake Cham
plain. Accordingly in 1915 was begun
the erection of Fort Montgomery. The
original notion was to construct a
great fort. In those days that meant
fort with three tiers of guns.
When the work had been in hand
for some time it was discovered that,
owing to an error of early surveyors.
the actual boundary between New
York and Canada. the forty fifth par
:,llel of n0i til latitude. passed south of
the fort. Work ON the fort was sus-
pended for about twenty-five years.
ard not until the year 1912 was the
territory restored to the United States.
The agreement known as the Web
ster-Ashlurton treaty, establishing the
northeastern boundary. made the line
between New York and Canada con
form to the old and incorrect early
survey. Thus Port Rlunder'' was
again on United States territory The
people Of Maine, it is said. never quite
forgave Daniel Webster for giving up.
as they claimed he did. a great slice of
territory to which they thought them
selves entitled in order to save Rouse's
Point.
After the boundary question was set
tied the fort WAS finished, but it was
never manned 10y more than sufficient
men to keep it in order, and it was
never armed.-Harper's Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
BATTLE WITH A BOG.
Rednire's Suction Tore the Leather
Caters OFF a Mans Legs.

0atteFS UT wa legs.
Readers of Lorna Doone" can never
forget the terrible drowning of Carver
in the bog. That death trap is still to
be seen in the Exmoor country. and
not long ago a valuable hunting horse
was engulfed in the mire. and his rider
barely escaped with his life. s. Bar
ing-Gould. who had n narrow escape
from a similar bog, tells Of it in his
Book of the West" The author was
with an official from the ordnance sur,
the country:
''In the dusk we lost our way and got
into Redmire. 1t was winter. the bog
was unusually wet, and we could
scarcely trip from one stone to an
other. Six bullOcks had been lost in
that very spot during the year.
''All at once ! sank above my waist
and was rapidly being sucked in far
Their. I called to my companion. but in
the dark he could not see me. The
water reached to my armpits. Hap
PLY had with me stout bamboo six
feet long. placed 1t athwart the SUR
face and held my arms as far extend
ed as possible. BY quickly Jerking my
body gradually lifted 1t. and then I
threw myself forward as far az I
could. Finally I managed to cast my
self full length on the surface. The
suction was so great that it tore tho
leather CATERS off my legs
"For quarter Of an hour I lay
stretched out, gasping. before / got
breath enough to worm myself along
to dry SOIL"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
A Shrewd Answer.

Among the advertisements in an
English paper there recently appeared
the following: ''The gentleman who
found purse with money in Burford
street is requested to forward it to
the address of the loser. as he was
recognized"
A few days later this reply was in
serted: "The recognized gentleman
who picked up purse in Burford
street requests the loser to call at his
house,"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Takino No Chances.

The big steamer had left the pier
The young man on the tar barrel still
waved his handkerchief desperately.
"Oh. what're you waiting for? Come
on" said his companions disgustedly.
II daren't." with one fearful glance
backward.
'What's the matter?"
'She has a fieldglass." said the youE:
man.-Everybody's.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

s.s lathat nyssspss .Aopsa vin5 a,
{ nelttt ysaakiia.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
In the Barber shon.

What do you mean b
that sign. Shaving Pessimists. ::
cents:" Barber = That's because
takes more time to shave man wit
q long face.-Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Distance,

"Father. is II very far across tn
ocean?''
Eyes: it's a long way"
About how many blocks?'-Brow,,
in4s Magazine.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Her BIunder.

"What makes you think she's uncul
tured?" -
'She thinks Ibsen's plays are stupid"
"Well. a lot of people think So
eyes, but she says o."-Cleveland
Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Always WAITING.

Dashaway-You have splendid look.
ing clothes. old man. Who is your
tailor? Cleverton-He's the nrst mar
you see al you 60 out.-Life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10

Both man and woman kind belle
'thsir nature - ~ ~ not 3, M \. a..
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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-03-10
Repartee,

HePartee.
1--WE need brains in this business.
young man.
you needn't tell me that. sir. Your
business shows Baltimore Ameri
can.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-06-06
Middle Aged and Elderly People

Use Foley Kidney Pills for quick and
permanent results in all cases of kid
ney and bladder troubles, and for pain
full and annoying Irregularities. Lee
& Osgood CO.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-06-06
Henry kenyon's first days expert
ence on a trolley car as a haninner

Henry kenyon's first days expert
enee on a trolley car, as a beginner
of collection of fares resulted in a
serious rlishap to him. The accident
occurred at the car barn In order TO
make entry on the track assigned to
(the car upon which he had been
breaking in it was necessary to fold
the running board as the space be-
tween the door casing and the car is
less than a foot. Kenyon was caught
between this aperture and severely
bruised, but escaped fatal injuries,
although escape from death bordered
on the miraculous In addition to his
body bruises his left hand was Sc
Nerely crushed and the fingers dislo-
Gated 1t is believed he will make
complete recovery from the injuries