davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-01-05
Smli.
I. Sort Mrtbur tpiro bon Sapan gum

I. Sort Mrtbur tpirb bon Sapan gum
sSreibafen erfldrt.
8. 9h MiIipnen Mder 8erielellrngSz,
Mineralz mo SellauD I'M &e1ten bonn
Erdl ihenten Ser 8cliebelung elt5ogen. =
Snternatipnales @ettfliegen bel Nbelms,
Sranfrei1. 2uftlDiffer @adgter tllr5t
81 Tone.
4. Geltorbcn: observation-disclosures
lioent Melpile y. Suffer, rs Sabre;
@ippan1i Scbiaparelli, b%crilblnter Nltroz
nom, IS SATIRE, Maildno. : gilenbahnz
ungliid bel Mibpletplpn. Sbip, % Spote,
piele &crlebte. = Nclersbrlnlt in 9tnz
ton, En., Shaoen 100000. = Spbnlpn
be1iegt Seffrics i'm Saultfanpf 81 &e1o,
Mcpnhn. 3ublrcitbe Mullenfdmpfe 5lplz
iden @ci6cu m1o Meeern in gol5en
2unhe. lupbei biele %getDotet tperoen. llno
Sic Sulae.
5. @olobranbe i'm nDrolicben &iscpnz
lin u,b Micbjeau. : Seuersbrunlt in
Nunprinr, Sntarip, Gdaben iiber 3 Wtilz
liouen.
Z. 35 Miaionen sldcr 9%pblcnlano lpers
Den Der 9elicbelung ent5ogcn. $4,000
9amcnl dnciber @ltreifen in gieip Dort. -
@eltprbeu: 9r.@ iaiam S. Hplfe. Sbafez
lpearez Torl der, So SATIRE, SlSbltrg,
Mali.
S. 9putlgeriht in Meiparf, Sbio. Gent
perenslpiteI lpcaen GrihieBumg zines
GpIi5iiten POM @plf geh6lgt.
g.. 2uftlhiffer @rppfius lteigt bel Ntz
lontic Gitp, as. G275 Sub bob. =
@eltprten: George @eraer, bcriibmter
&unltfritifer, 70 Sabre Ynris.
II. Sc tprhen: MItrpnum SphannGpttz
frico Gulle. 50 Sabre, Yptsoam BET
@erliu.
-. 2nftIhifier9iols ltiir5t in Bourne
molttb, Gnglanp, su Sobe. = Geltprben:
6enrp 9erter, Oriinoer ser vNmerican
Stems Co.. 9S Sabre, SEEM 0rrf. =.
Observation-Disclosures &pngre6 in 8ueno5
Mires erDffuct. = Gampbelltplpn, Nenz
@raunidtpeig, burh Seuer 5%erlt0rt,
Sd)aoeu 2h Miuionen.
10. 2uftlhiffer grbsl0b uno bier 8ez
gleiter %ltilr5en am 9tbein 81 Spoe. -
2eicbe bon ST.. grippen's @attin in 2onz
son gefunben. - @e1torbcn: 9auiel S.
giselop, befannter Maler. 81 Sabre,
Chicago.
IA. @alobrdnoe III Montana nno anz
beren Norblpeltltaaten. Geltorben:
N(op5 @iribing, grfinber bes 80rlenz
telegrapben II. I. H., 70 Sabre, 8rooflpn.
16. 8olfeubriide in &entudp, Snoiaz
ma, Suiuois; GROCER S%acbldaoen:
20. gilcababnltreife in &anaoa uno
gnglanb.
81. @angerfeit in Smoba.- 9ononenz
plaben t0btet in Sort @ol,roe 13 Coli
baten.
90. @irbeliturm BEL @ailanb, Sta
lien; go SpDte, huaberte berlebt:
81. Niearagua3 @epplltionare 11lagen
@egierungstrllppen bel Ncoppa.- 9elgoz
laub mfrs beutlder &riegsbafen. Saz
paniiher &allaaierbampfer an &iilte bon
@orea aeld5eitert, Menl6enperlut.
26. @eitorben: Erofe1lor Samuel HoB
@inans, 8eftor Ser l1niperlttat Brlneez
ton, 55 Sabre.
81. Mieienbal1ffrah in 9ortmun'o,
ELECTROMAGNETIC.
80. Gpo?lien britbt oiplomatiide Ger
b%inb1tng nit &ntifnn ab. = Nal1enz
fdimpfe in Mnberlou @ountp uno anSeren
Sbeilen bon 1eros. piele Me9er set0otet.
80. 9auer!pettfabrt 5tpiiden lentbaren
Quftldiffen in 9%eutldlano.
81. 8eltorben: Spbn 6. Carlisle, fritz
berer @unoes%|e uator bon &entudD INN
Ninan3minilter @lepelano's, IS Sabre;
pen]ionirtcr Meorabmiral Sbomas $.
2oofer, 81 Sabre, &albin9ton.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-01-05
9luemit.

l.. Snteruationoler SriebensfongreB i'll
5todbDlm. = ST.. gripfer, Wtprper 'etz
uer Ira1 in 2onoon, nit Bsgleitcri1 i'll
&anaba perfaftet.
3. 8pucptt a%ruerifnuiider @aaren III
China.
4. @lerifale Concentration ae9en Mez
oieruno in Spa1lie1. - @eltor1en: 2ouii
Gdrei6er, qroBer acruetilt, SO Snbre, III
Sos Nngeles. Gal.
6. @altbcr 81. Mihaslis, G;aent' ii11er
Ser .Suinpis StaatS5eituaa" in GDitalp,
e%rtrinft BEL grrettrt1g le!ne5 Ai'lats =
Ge1tor6en: 8earaon!ira! Der @Nnbesf;p'te
q ofielo, peniipnirt, II Sabre:
/. @eltorhen: Su!ius Z. stohln1an',
Ierleoer bertlher airt1enl6r:fgen, 80
SATIRE, Mc,p PORT.
s. Godorteiierz ul1o SMifisperlonerz
ltreif in S5an1burg, u(lgen1eine Muslperz
ruua ieitcns ser GieellibIGner aagefii:'z
bigt. = Sn Stem Yorf ireifen aub biz
@odidneiber.
8. Worbonfuu al,f 0'ator @annor bon
Nep 0orf.- Gijenbnbnunglid hci Sglluz
clio. Californian, II 5obte, 20 @erlckte.
- BranD in 0oitous @ol5nieOerlugen.
Gdaoen cine Milion.
il. Nluthl,ng!uf III Sosio, Sapon, nnh
l1mgeeenn, 5000 &duler %3eritnrt, lneDr
az 1000 W1enldenl eben pelnlhtst.
10. @eitor6en: 61orense Mis1. ingale.
sic eruBe arnnfenpflegerin aus hcEn
&rimfrieg, 80 Satire at, in G1g!anb.
IA. Eellcr3brunl in Ser Srul|elcr
@eltcrs5teaurs, 20 Miuionen @er!ult.-
Giienbalmuualld be; Sauion, Irenfreih,
80 Sonte. 100 @erlette.
N.,o4;,cI,r :c&,rra,1+o- 0o,,-
greb III @ai6inston:
is. 0eltorGe1: Hrdiiocnt Mo!tt ocn
Chile in @ren,en; gben7lfer 81. Nurl
Tahlher9 in SAB Nallal. - Span!la@et
2an1pfer vMarto5"- 9eft III Der Strobe
bon Gibraltar ourh &o0!'ion NIT bettz
lhen, @ampfcr Mnter, 80 Ycllagiere, I
Geeleute ertrlinfell.
81. Safer SSror5 Solepb ipirb 90Sobre
alt. = G6olcra III STATEN. - gu tlbii=
fer Moilluat flieqt iiber sen &anol.
IS. &enierungStrlppen liz Micayaana
Dor @al1ptltebt Ma'agra geldlaseu. =
Se1ersbrun|t III Seriep Gitp, einc Wilz
lion SdGaoen.
20. 6ouptltont Mol,oauo in Micoca~
ana bon sen iieareiGen Nebo II .io!,dren
belett, Yralinent Mobri3 ffiebt.
81. @alace, Soa6p, burb @alb6rdl1be
in Nlamn1eu rms gum groBen Sbeil 5erz
lt0rf, 10 Mcnlden toMmen Inn. cine
Mliaion SduOen.
90. @olbbrdnoe i'll Sooho, @ai6in9<
ton, Montara brciten lih ans, 6unoerfe
bon T6ritcrn uno anlieolern toot.
81. Gileu6abnungliid bei 9urano,
Milhigau, s Sobte, 5 ld)tper perlebt.
rs. Gilentabnungliid bel Sefferipn
gitn, MiIlouri, 5 Soote. @eitorben:
Mitronom @barles 9. 5iu, San Sranz
cisco. = Neip Dorter Mdntelmader gez
ninnen Streit.
%. aorea bon Sapan annettirt. =
Wontenegro miro &Dnigret6.
20. General g}traoa in Managua,
ubernimmt Brdiioentidaft bon Silica
raQua unD ernennt Miniiterium.
80. 0erein5elte g%bo!erafdue per6eu
in 9eutidlano entoedt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-01-05
Sescmber.

1. Safer @ilbeIm erfldrt feline @eoe
qeoeu qeiitige @etrdnte, forbert nun Wta'
Biofeit. 49, @lutige Meibereien 5tpiider
&9ried5en ms Tirfen. = @eiber @abl.
fompf in Gnalano. - Nrdlioent 9io6''
M Ianr - @eltorben: @rai
bon @oben, friberer beutlder Milltdrz
attade in @aibington.
2. gfegierungsplan fur 8roB<Serln'
- ghina's 5enat gegen Sprum9anoel'
8. 8arteiltarfe in England 11noeranz
bert. = Stalien's Sinan5mint1ter TIM
6iot orobe ueberidiifie an. Seuers@
brpn1f in Petersburg, 8irgtnien, q Wils
lion Ghabeu. - @oGflutben in Sront@
reid. - Sn I1ngarn ertrinten ~ &1nz
ser beim @islauf.
4. @bineliider S1ottenbold etn9elettet.
berlin ser "@briltian: Sctence" Stride, TN
80. 2ebensiabre. u1
s. aonareB pieber in @itung: -Bolz
ronfohrt bon Mdbren na6 @6ottlono,
Elm Quftldiffer ertrinft in Moro1ee: - =
@nhn,noliid bel Qonbon, gnglano, Soote
unb 8erlebte.
6. Sobresbotf6oit bes 8raiioenten. -
Megierungsantluge 9e9en Sooefpan1en'
truit in 9etroit.
Y 9eutihe Meidsbanf mug NIT ben
miIlionen Ibbul @amio's bera1tsrnden:-
General 9upan, Befeblsbaber in ben
9bilippinen, fir @iebereinfnbrnng per
@ontine. - unter1udnnesaus1buB i'm
Tolle Eindotz8alinser tbetlt i'd) mentz
SGe;S,no - 6teubenbenfmal IN Wd1b9
inoton entbiiut.-@etorben: @a1er 2uo'
...;e arnus 81 Snhre, @iesbaben.-Blus
t;oe Decentralization 5pi16en Yeru uno
BDIipia. r..r
3 Ghino's 8eqent mill fo%nltttutioneu
r.o o. gy. wv gmanueI Caster pirb 8eltz
meiter I'M gdadipiel.
9. Deuti@e @eid brandt ntdt gu 6orz
oen, beridtet Sinan5 etretdr. e9r11fenz
1b5dlahtung burb 8eoutnen pei Sernlaz
Tem' - Vorter CHARLTON, Woroer le1ner
Srou. miro on Stalien aus9eltetert =
4nft5d1ifier Q%egagneur itei9t bel Pau,
Sronfreid. 10000 SUB bod. - Sapa11
SSeitent einen &reu8er in gnglano.
IN Meme slottenemente in @lo oeSaz
,.;ro hi,,tio unterbriidt. - @rubenunz
"1;;f in 8eilepue, Mberta, $50 toot.
MISUNDERSTANDING, Ger. Staaten
1ohne MInsfo, 8ortorico, @atpai) runo
o. MiQioueu @intpobner. :.
" Mirbel5fiirme unb @ertpiiitung in
@nonien. - 9ampfer vSlpmpia" 1de1z
teri an Der aiite son Glasta. -
ii IT, Notwithstanding nn6 @otb in
c+aI;en ~ @Gn1tieer 8eridt fir 2oriz
mer in @enatsmab nteriuduag.-Snn
6esoberridter @bite gum Tor1tser pes
vi IL glutiaer aampf int @taat @bibuaz
W. IA. Grubenunsliid bel Eoeo,na, @ir9i>
r;o ~ toot. - @irbelz nno Ge9ers
ifnrm in @panien, sroBe gertpiiitnng,
gdiffsunfaue. - garnegie itiftet 9ebn
@iIIionen fir Ben @eltfrieben. - Eur<
fiide W%ilitdrpoiten in Sprten bon ben
BeSuinen perni6tet uno 8ea1nte maiia@
is. sdneioeritret in gbteaso fabrt gu
8lutbereieben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-01-05
WoOen,ber.

1. etreif Ser GypreBfubrlcute In Stem
Derf. - Mepo.ution in Yeru I'M Seine
e%r!I;eft: Ser Gelebrte Sobn 0surleo
rel;anjrt ats britiider 5taaf51etretdr iiir
Sl1>ien.
3 aabinett @riano relignirt in 8rant.
reitb: grlonb biloet lofort ein ueue5
Wtilli lterillm.
3. Seuers6ruult in Bbilaoelpbia, @erz
lult iiher 5000 1000.
4. 3aren6eIub bel @ai1er @ilbelm
in Tot5oom. : @elbung bonn l1ntergans
bc5 britilbeu Samplers ~&urbi1tan" mi.
etlpu'4O Mfcniden bel Sen 6ciup Sn1eln.
- Sci tprbcl: @iliam ct. Sobn Gar
per, 6eoeutenber @unit8eidbner, Nelr
Wprf.
s.. gmerifaieinolid6e Musbriidle in
Mlcrifp.
s: G%ru5emmeliid, @lod @iamonb.
@alb., 10 toht.
q. @ritiiaer Sampler "abbono" iinft
nit 80 MenlDen.
s. 9emosratilhcr @abl1ieg I'M gal1aen
2ollne. = g%rplolion in @rube Ser Sic
tor Nmericnn Nuel Co.. COLORADO. 40
lebcnbi9 %bcsraben.
10. &r1libeut Saft fdbrt noM Tas
mama ob.
II. Gturm i'm eneliitGen @anal, me6z
rere Tiic1ertoote %iinfcr1. 20 big 30 erz
~trillfelt.
-. g~rpre61ireif in &etp Dorf beer1oet.
- Gileusabn5ug fdhrt in StraBenhahnz
tpoge,1, &alan1a5no, M$id., 8 Soote.
13. Hegicrrag in Nicara9ln forz
tdtitbt cine 9euon @ltratipn Ser S%ibcrnlcn
nieber, 12 Snhte, piele pcrlplnoet.
Geitor6en: @unbe51enatpr @lap bon Gle
ii. slider u,,o @Ariftlteuer Saul
6enle erhalt Sen @obelprei3. String
Gictpr Nanplepn @pnoporte beiratGet
&ri13e1jin Glementine BON Se1gie1. -
&eltprben: sobn Ga Sarge, bebeuteHbsr
@lesmoler, in 3ropibence, 81. S.
Is. @oQon rSoor~ nit 5tpei Sffi.ies
rem 1lno einem 3ibililten in Der Npro~
fee berloren. - 80. Sa6resfonbent Ser
federation of 2afor" i'll ct. 2Dui5.
IS. Yldjirent Saft in Ganalna; bers
1idert, bab feline Mnaeftirl,ng beS 2ollz
he5- bea6liestigt lit.
II. 8%eaierung rerliert oen 8roseB &C.
gen ugtanoaro Sill 60" in Tenneliee. -
@aIp6 Sobn1tpne, Observation-Disclosures,
itiirat in Sender gil Snoe:
is. Sn Wferifo brid)t Gebolution aus.
- Sturmlauf Der @uffragetten in 2pns
bon nnf bas &arlament.
10. l1ngliidsfdle: &eldiiberplol ion he!
Snbian 6eab tDbtet bier SeeartiQeril item.
Qofomotibenerplp1ip ion bel Nltpona, Yenn.,
tDhtet nrei.
20. @raf SEQ golitoi eeitorben, 80
Sabre alt.
81. ge>p gorfer Boltamt idreitet ses
GEN Observation-Disclosures Dor.
%. &dmpfe in Merito. Bralibent
Salt febrt bon Savanna 5uriid.
%. Meuterei nnf Der b~ra1tlianilden
Slotte. - ST.. Grippen in 2onoon binz
geridtet. = 2uftibiffer S: q. 9regel
ifeiot in philadelphia 9970 SUB bod.
Is. @rlbenungliid bel Yrobloenee,
&entudh, II tpbt.
26. 8ranhfata1tropbe III Metpart, U.S.,
"a i11nqe Mrbeiterinnen fon1nen Inn.
81. @ebelen in 0egifo bel Gblbuabua
IS. &rubenungliid bei Mntlers, Sflas
bona, 10 tpbt. = 8ritiihes Yarlamen!
aufaeI6it, 1ofortige Ne1tpablen.
80. Sturm auf bem faspiiben Meere,
hl1Derte c%rtrinfen. Neglernn9 tla9!
auf Mufl6juns bes ~8udertruit"
80. Splbaten Mnb Seelerte meuterl1
in Ser portugieliiben Beltbun9 Wtaeao'
9fegierung figt fi6.
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ed f1trtettt ieltit net
1tett 8tM6i6aoe1t.
Sd ,uerbe Sbnen 5ei9en tpie sic ben Sbri9et,
furterelt fOmnelt. rnb 5tuar to itenfrei.

eeit- Sabre:t ,par ib biIfIos unb mubte oas
@ett bitten ipegen zines boppeIten 9~rubf9aoens.
SD ~oerilcbte biele bcri5ieoene Mrter bon 8rldz
bd11oerlr. @iniee p~ei,,ieter mid, anbere ipare1
9%eraoesu eefdbrlib. l1llo feirS tun1tte be1t 8rub
6llriidbulte1. Sic. Mcr5te faotc11, bab i'd iterbcl1
tie aber ollie ltl,o %inrierte mid felbit perInittcllt
elmer e%i11fad1c1 0tetDooc, pcIcbc ib entoedte.
Seoer1nanl farm %oieielbe gebratdet ltno i5
b~estpeacu ftrcibt. SiilIen Sic icIgenoe5 Goupofl
aus llnb 1Gidct Sic c5 mir beltte:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-10
AID VERTLSLNG Talks
BY WILLIAM c. FREEMAN

I don't know whether I ever before
quoted the following poem from Frank
stanton IS pen for the purpose of making
an advertising application. but whether 1
have or not it is worth printing again:
This old world we're Twin in
Is simply hard to beat
We get a thorn with every rose
But amt the roses sWeet2
We are living in a wonderful business
age The United States offers greater op-
portunity for business development than
any other country. We haven't yet com
menced to realize on our possibilities. 1T
Is mighty hard to beat us, though in
the development we have made.
I'VE get thorn with every rose'-sure
enough, for no success is achieved without
many a struggle, many pricking of the
thorn of disappointment and discourage
ment.
The advertiser, just beginning-the adj
vertiser, old in the business-both say.
THAT advertisement didn't pay: 1t lost
me money That's the thorn pricking.
1t pricks often in advertising; don't for
get that
The merchandise you offer looks good to
you-you think you have selected stocks
wisely-you think you have manufactured
something that people will jump at.
The old world looks pretty good to you
you are content with your merchandise
and yourself-you think that lit is mighty
hard to beat you.
You reach out with a beautiful adver-
tisement. That Will fetch them, you say
You pick the roses you have mentally
pictured They are there, all right enough
but before you get through picking them
how many times have things gone wrong
how many thorns nipped you?
If one gives up because of the thorns
in business. if he does not keep on going
after the roses-how will he ever realize
Mr. Stanton's words. But amt the roses
sweet?
You bet they are
The advertisements that seem unsuc-
cessful are the thorns, but II you keep on
everlastingly-keep on picking and p.aS-
ing then you can say to yourself "Ain't
the successful advertisements good
thought"
No firm lives that can always put out
a pulling ad., but If IL puts out enough
of them, they will bring more roses than
thornS
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-10
EVENING CHAT
BY RUTH CAMERON.

ooh. dear" sighed the lady-who-ai-
ys-knows-somehow. "Id Just love TO
go. There's nothing I'd Ike better than
to slip off to the woods on a day like
this. But, my dear, I've promised TO
meet Mrs. L. in town-you know we are
on that fair committee togethe--and buy
some decorations
why, big sister, said Molly, didn't
/ hear you say that she broke an engage
ment with you the other day because she
rich neigh of hers?
Yes said the lady-who- always-kn
Then, why on earth don't you teIe-
phone her and break the engagement to-
day for the same reason"
Il shouldn't like to do that" said the
but If she does things like that to
you. protested Molly, why shouldn't
you do things like that to hero
That" said the Ia dy- who-always-k knows
somehow. is just exactly the reason why
7 don't see that" said Molly.
quite evident from her doing that sort of
thing that she isn't used to people who
have much sense of honor and obligation.
NOW. ism II all the more incumbent on
me for that reason to show myself that
kind of a person? It always seems to me
that when people are rude, thoughtless
or mean to me, that is just one more rea-
son why I shouldn't be that way to
them
Don't YOU think that the lady's ideal
in this matter is beautiful one?
I do.
How often we say or hear others say,
She does this or that to me, l don't see
why l shouldn't do it to her"
Why that's just exactly the reason why
you shouldn't
Being rude to people who rude to
YOU, being unsrateful to people who have
shown you ingratitude. meeting thought
lessness with thoughtlessness and NEAR
ness with meanness-why. this is to fight
fire with fire. And despite the old notion
that it is good to do that, I've always
found that water is much better agent
for putting out flames.
Haven't you?
Perhaps you can afford to show vel
lowness'' towards big people who are too
big and fine to be affected by the con-
tagion.
But the smaller people are, the bigger
and winter you ought to show yourself
to them. They need the stimulus of your
example They need the support of your
point of view.
She was impolite to you-why shouldn't
you be to hero
He was dishonest and over-reaching in
treat him the same way?
Dear sir. dear madam, you have stated
the very strongest reason why you should
live up to your highest ideal of yourself
in your dealings with this person
Here's wishing you the strength to do
it!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-10

that there. is somebody 1 love more
than Avis"
silva uttered low cry and her hands
fed to her heart
What is it. siva?" he asked alarm
"A little pain near my heart-I have
it often. Pray tell me Of your new
love-
Not :. new one-only. silva. dear.
I've been watching you dancing IN
there and I find that you are the girl
Of my heart after all. I don't sup
tle?"
Il? Why Marsh. I never thought
you cared for me-"
1T came to me all at once that il
you married Fen Purdy and I mar
ried Avis, my paper lady. that I would
be wretehed all the days of my life
You've been my confessor for so long,
dear, you know all my sins-you
couldn't care, could you. Siva2"
AID silva told him she could care
and she had cared for a long time:
How about poor Avis of the poems!
she asked him after a while
"Ah. I can't marry both you he
laughed happily, "and / choose you
IF you marry me you will marry
Avis, too" said silva softly. "Oh, you
blind MARSHALL Transpose the letters
of her name and you get mine!
wrote those verses to you-and found
you after ALL
I'VE found each other" amended
Marshall y.-(Ccpyrighted, 1911,
by Associated Literary Press)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-10
.JAYHAEYKER JOTS

Excellent advice from Verd Napier:
Learn first to keep your eyes open
/ and your mouth shut. other wisdom
VIII come naturally"
One by one the simple joys of child
| hood are taken away, means the Salina
| Journal The board of education at
/ Ottawa has purchased steel desks for
| the new schoolhouse and nothing less
than acid viii have any impression on
them.
Waterville enters NJ ). Scott and
wife in the contest as one of the Oldest
married couples in the state. Last
Saturday. October 18th, was the 62nd
anniversary of their marriage and they
are still hale and hearty Ali their
children, four sons and four daughters,
are still living, and enjoy the pleasure
of visiting them often.-Waterville
Telegraph.
A Walkerton school girl was told to
write an essay of two hundred and
fifty words about a motor car. She
submitted the following: My uncle
bought a motor car. He was riding in
the country and it baked in going up
a hill. My uncle tried to make it go
but couldn't although he spoiled a $25
suit trying. 1 guess this is about fifty
words The other two hundred words
are what uncle said as he was walking
back to town, but they are not fit to
write down. lie Roy Reporter.
Some comment on the fashions by
the Downs News: "A fashion note says
that belts, gloves and neckties of rat
tleSnake skin VIII be worn a great deal
by women this winter. We knew the
poor rattleSnake would come to it soon
er or later. 1t was about the only var
mint left that women didn't wear
Think of a woman going arrayed in a
silk worm dress, seal skin sack ostri IN
feather hat, goat skin shoes, whale
bone stays. kid skin gloves, horsehide
belt, tortoise shell comb. fish scale
trimmings, stuffed canary birds clam
hair underwear, mink tail colIarette
alligator hide purse. and now a rattle
snake necktie. Solomon in all his
glory wasn't such a menagerie as one
of these-and yet we love them no mat
ter what they wear
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-10
HUMOR or THE DAY

Miss orange-Do you know Poe's
Mr. Biaek-why. no: what's the matter
with him?-Harvard Lampoou-
How do you happen 10 be wearing
such "A nice straw hate" asked Virgins
Easy" answered Higgins. 81 have
no wife to lemon up my last years Id
Buffalo Express
THAT man has broken more records
than any one else ever heard Of
"A runner"
NO; he owns graphophoue Stan
ford University Chaparral
Marks is having a hard time contest
ing his wifes Will"
4 didn't know she Was dead"
she ism I. Boston Transcript.
well. how does it feel to have niche
in the temple Of fame?"
quite natural replied the. new cele-
brated poet. i've alwss-s lived IN hall
bedroom. "-MiiwaulSee Journal
Willing to Prove TITS "a good thing
you're so much bigger than am. would
have given you good one for daring to
say that one cannot establish absolute
equality among men-'-Pele Mele.
I suppose you shaved your horses tail
to keep him cool. Ell p NO. my wife DID
it to give her a new switch for her hair"
-Pele Mele.
Gallant c. O. returning to scouts camp
Now, then, won't have this talking go
ing on. II IL doesn't stop at once / shall
have you boys put In the guard tent
Small Voice (after long pause)-PIeaso
sir, this is the guard tent.-Punch.
Farm Pronts.-"Isow has the old place
been paying this ycar2' Fine" replied
Farmer CorntosseL Me and Mandy got
enough summer board money TO keep us
in condensed milk an canned meat for
the hull winter. '-Washingto Star.
Oh, Maud Maud is very conscientious.
The other day when her riding suit came
home it didn't fit at all. IL needed taking
in, but she wouldn't send IL back to be
fixed why not?' "She said Il would
be inducing the tailor TO contract "A bad
habit Boston Transcript
Inside rmaton.-Unwelcome Caller
Are you sure your mistress isn't fn2 The
Maid-I hope you don't doubt her word
Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-11-10
QUAKER NIIspITATToNs.

TFrom the Philadelphia Record
Faith may move mountains but a.
won't always do away with a bluff
No man is thoroughly alive TO the sit
uatiOn unless he is in dead earnest
Football goes to extremes nlav.r
must use his head as we'll as his feet
Be sure you are right but II isn't
necessary TO be sure everybody else Is
wrong.
theatrical people are often shiftess
but you can't say that OF the scenic
some men wouldn't he satisfied 10 ger
other fellow Off ~ "e'i'
Cheapness Is seldom a recommendation,
an empty one. 90
After woman reaches a certain age
she may be excused for putting or an
tomorrow the birthdays she could ceIe-
brate today. 'N ~-'e-
There may be men who have NO
enemies but we never hear OF them ~
iact II 8 a mans enemies who generate,
boost him into prominence
. Wlgg-"l hate people who boast Of
tlelr wees Wagg-'So do /: almost A.
mncn as those who parade their virtues-'s
Bioops- BJones says he has the hest
wire ~ the world" Slobbs-"WelI thaf's
one one POINT upon which Mrs. Bjones agrees
Blobbs-fi know a magician who can
turn water into wine" Siobbs-..--beas-
nolmng; know bartender who 60
turn peer into a kettle
Hook-'G uzzler says he doesn't believe
n browning his sorrow In the flou-ing
DoWl. Nye-"No. nothing less than :
hogshead would do Tor Guzzler''