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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27
ADVERTISING TALKS.
(Continued from page ID

training. They have been
brought into such close contact
with the people that they know
their likes and dislikes, and for
that reason are able to write
advertising copy to interest
them.
Don't you suppose that Ak
THUR BRISBANE is able to
write a good advertisement?
Don't you think that SAM
UEL G.. BLYTHE could write
fine advertising copy?
Could not JAMES CREEL-
MAN put human interest into
advertisements?
mention these men because
they are great newspaper
writer's.
An able newspaper reporter,
with a business head, generally
knows how to write a good adj
vertisement as well as a good
news story.
Every business house that adj
vertises should be willing to ex-
pend at least FIFTEEN PER
CENT OF THEIR TOTAL AID
VERTISING INVESTMENT in
the maintenance of a good copy
department.
If a house spends $4,000 6
year in advertising, they should
be willing to allow at least
$4,000 a year for it's advertising
department.
PEOPLE today READ AID.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27
TWO MINUTE VAUDEVILLE.

Thud: Come over to my house
I've got a new addition to my aQuar'
ium.
Slap: A new addition? What is ii
an adder?
Thud: No. it's a devilnsh. It's q
regular pet.
Slap: Will 1t eat out of your hand
Thu6 Sure. That's the only place
IL will eat, because I'm afraid to pick
1t UP.
Slap: What do you feed 1t?
Thud: Devil cake. You ought To
see him Satan himself on 1t.
Slap: Did understand you To
say this IL a shellfsh?
Thud: No: Sheol fish Is more like
it. Won't you take 1t home to show
your children.
Slap: I'm afraid IT Is too wicked.
Thud: Not at all-it Is very fond
of preying.
Slap: BY the way, what have you
named this fish?
Thud: Helen.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

Women's Ira charlotte Perkins
Union league The Gilman.
men would get along. so long as they
lived, very we'll without us. When
a man wants to have a good time he
very often does not ask his wife to
go with him.
"But what would happen II all the
men should die? There would be-. as
I'm the other case, few heart-aches,
perhaps, and we would change from
civilization to barbarism. There Is
nothing that men do not do better
than women-even cooking"
Feverish publicity stunt In Paris.
Latest new play is being advertised
with duels over II.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

BY Johnny.
Cat Is the first syllable In catalog
and cataract
II is useful in many respects. For
one thing 1t affords an ideal spot to
place little odds and ends such as old
shoes, bricks and 80 forth.
Cats usually grow under your bed
room window at about IL o'clock at
night, at which time the difference
between the clam and the cat is very
distinct-very, very distinct
The cat may be divided into three
parts-bass, alto and soprano.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

ed ali alOnB, the
men comprise the
really superior sex,
and in the race for
civilization the wo-
men are tagging
several thousand
years behind.
This is not the
philosophy OF a
male cynic; II
comes from a wom-
an, and no less a
woman than Char
lotte Perkins Gil
man, authoress and
sociologist.
What would hap
pen II all the wo-
men in the world
should die? said
Mrs. Gilman In a
lecture before the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27
Had References.

Sir, wish to marry your daugh'
ter"
"You are total stranger to me, sir
How can I know that you will make
her good husband?"
well. can easily prove that by
three OF my former wives"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

A Modesto, Cal, woman who used
the telephone receiver to darn socks
with has been presented with wooden
goose eggs that will answer the same
purpose and not put the line out OF
commission. Which shows that cor.
porations have souls even II they don't
wear socks.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

REFRESHMENTS CAREFUL
LY and with interest and it is
IMPORTANT to supply them
with good advertising literature
good advertising news.
(To be continued.)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

San Francisco has an automobile
hearse. The mourners ride In taxi
cabs the lamps OF which are swathed
In crepe as a sign of woe.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27
MOST ANYTHING.

JOSH WISE:
SAYS:
seth Horsblock
ls tn kind o. man
whose wife you'd
imagine ter be .
washed-out, pathet-
lc-faced woman"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

The liquor committee of the lower
house Of the Legislature, a majority
of whose members are "wets," stands
five to four in favor Of the bill which
provides for changing the voting
unit in local option elections to
cities, villages and townships, from
the county unit which is provided for
at present.
That this bill is still another in
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27
RESTITUTION.

| stole kiss the other night:
My conscience stings me some.
So l think I'll 60 and put It back
Right where l stole Il from.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27
MAN is SUPERIOR.
SAYS MRS. GILMAN

NEW YORK, March 27.-(SpeciaD
AS some of the men have suspect
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

Well, what do you think OF that
"quien sabe" war game as far as it's
gone?
Sane Fourths OF July have put the
Pain Mfg. Co. out OF business. The
antifreworks laws seem TO have az
fected this Pain In the neck
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-03-27

An Appeal.
Correspondent-Whe Is the next
battle going to take place?
Mexican General-At Guadeloupe de
la Mesafores.
Correspondent-Say, there's a good
scout-haye 1t at an easier place to
spell.
Nature Is the art OF God.-Sir
Thomas Browne.
Ex-Sheriff Chanler he OF Cavalerf
fame, has gone 60 Bermuda to study
the angelfish. Probably wants to see
whether they, like riches, have wings.
Ohio man plans five-inch library
of all human knowledge This, OF
course, will comprise all the average
man knows, not what he doesn't know.
o welcome, pure-ey'd Faith, white
handed Hope,
Thou lowering angel, girt with golden
wings. Milton.
First call for spring poetry.
Last 4"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

Misses Abbie and Rose Bour
returned Monday evening from
a visit in Kansas City.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Morrison
returned Monday evening from
a few days visit in Kansas City.
w. +. Chinn of Mayyiew spent
Monday in Lexington on bus
mess.
Thos. Matter went to Kansas
City Tuesday on business.
Misses Maggie Speas and Ella
Carter went to Kansas City Tues
day morning to spend the day.
Mrs. Reed McGregor accom-.
panied by her little son, Robert
left Tuesday for her home
in Seattle, Wash, after an ex
tended visit with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs, M. c. McFadin.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. L. B. Shelby left
Tuesday for Nevada, Mo-, to
visit relatives.
Mrs. Ed Hacker returned
Monday from a few weeks visit
in Kansas City.
Miss Nell Shotliff returned
Monday evening from a few days
visit in Neosho, Mo.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. A. Wilson Of
Fort Smith, Ark, spent Mon.
day with the family of G. L. Will
son. They left Tuesday fol
a trip to Colorado. Miss Lola
Frazier accompanied them.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Lehman left
Monday evening via Kansas
City and st. Louis for their home
in philadelphia, Pa.
Mrs. NJ. w. Chew left Mon
day for Los Angeles, Cal, after
an extended visit here with re
latives.
Mrs. M. J. Patterson and little
daughter, Elizabeth, arrived Mon
day evening from Columbia
Mo-, where they have been spend.
ing the summer.
Albert Young left Monday
evening for a trip through Oklo-
homa.
Oscar ADdreen went to Kansa,
City Monday evening on bust
hess.
Col. A. A. Walker returned
Monday from an extended Wis
it in st. Louis.
Miss Emma Weis went to Kan
sas City Monday evening TO
a few days visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. K. Webe
announce the birth Of a son Mon
day, August 8, 1911.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

VIM. Aull, Jr., returned Sat
urday from a weeks stay in
McAllister Springs.
Mrs. Ralph Sturgeon and Miss
Sarah Grady went to McAllister
Springs Friday evening for a
weeks stay.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

In the summer time prepare
for winter. Do not forget to
Fl" your coal houses now with
the best coal. See Frank
Kriehn, Manager.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12
Catarh Cannot be Cured.

With local applications, as they
cannot reach the seat of the
disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in
order to cure it you must take
internal remedies. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack med
icine. 1t was prescribed by one
of the best physicians in this
country for years and is a reg
ular prescription. It is cOmpos-
ed of the best tones known,
combined with the best blood
purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingred-
tents is what produces such won
derful results in curing Catarrh
Send for testimonials free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Props, Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, price Use.
Take Halls Family Pills fol
constipation.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

LCST-A $1,000 bill on August
l, either in some of the stores or
on the stree. Finder leave at
this office and receive reward.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

FOR SALES. G. White Leg
horn Eggs for Matching. Fer
Utility guaranteed. Phone 233.
JNO. PRICE.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

FOR RENT-TwO rooms in
separate houses. Apply at this
office.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

frE HuNT--Store room on
tqth side Of Franklin street, l
joor east of Eleventh street.
Apply to
d
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12
R.. FIELD.

FOR SALE Rose Comb
Rhode Island Red Eggs for
Matching. Fertility guaranteed.
Phone 232.
L. H. WYSONG.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

FOR SALE; Brown LeghOrr
hens; spring wagon, harness
plOws, harrow, oats cradle, WOOD
saws, etc.
Phone 235 B. B. FRAZIER.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-08-12

FOR SALE-A two room story
Id halt house. Apply to
DR.. T. c. RYLAND.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-08-04
No. 694, 81 Published July 8, 1911.
CHAPTER Sol. laws OF 1911.

NO. 6y4, ;. lPuDllshed July 8 19A1.
CHAPTER sol, LAWS OF 1911.
AN ACT to amend chapter 397 laws OF
1908 as amended by chapter 2S6, laws
OF 1905 and chapter 90, laws OF 1907,
pension fund, by adding a new Sec
ton to said chapter.
The people of the State of Wisconsin,
represented in Senate and Assembly.
Section /. Chapter S97. laws of 1903,
as amended by chapter 286, laws OF
1905, and chapter so, laws of 1907, is
amended by adding new section
thereto to read: Section 9a. Whenever
any person or persons entitled to bene-
tits under this act or their representa-
ttves shall elect to recover from the
city for any injury or death resulting
to any member Of the police department
under the provisions of chapter 30, laws
Of 1911, he shall not be entitled to the
benefits herein provided, and nd :, the ne
drawn in whole or in part from the
funds herein provided as follows:
I. When the recovery for an injury
amounts he or they shall be entitled to
herein, then the full amount or amounts
shall be paid out of said fund.
2. When the recovery for an injury
shall be greater than the amount he or
they shall be entitled to herein, then
only so much thereof as he or they are
entitled to herein shall be so drawn
from said fund.
then the whole amount shall be paid
out of said fund.
4. No person or persons or personal
representatives shall be paid herein
during the tendency of any dispute as
to the city's liability under chapter SO,
laws Of 1911, unless he shall release the
city from liability thereunder.
Section 2. This act shall take effect
and be in force from and after it's pas
sage and publication
Approved June 80, 1911. Copy Law.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-08-04
No. 612. ST Published July 3, 1911.
- C1II IorER 6A0 LAWS OF 1911

No. 612, ST Published July 3, 1911.
CHAPTER 500, LAWS OF 1911:
statutes, relating to the investment
Of funds Of life insurance companies.
The people Of the State of, Wisconsin,
represented in Senate and Assembly,
DO enact as follows:
Section 1. Section 1851 of the stat
utes Is amended to read: Section 1851.
Every life insurance company
organized under the laws of this state,
in stocks or bonds of the United States
or of this state, or Of any county, city,
town, or village, or duly organized
school district therein, or In mortgages
being first liens on real estate whether
held in fee or as leasehold running not
less than twenty-five years, or IN fee
subject to leasehold, worth at least
twice the money loaned thereon, or in
the mortgage bonds of any railway or
street railway company duly incorpor-
ated and organized under the authority
OF this state; and It may also make
notes amply secured by pledge Of any
of the bonds in which such insurance
are hereby authorized to
invest their funds, and every such cor
poration may not only loan to its
policyholders, sums not exceeding one
half Of the annual premiums on their
policies, upon note to be secured by the
loans may be made, but may also make
loans upon the security Of its own poll
Giles to an amount, which
with other Indebtedness and unpaid in
staIlments of the premium and Interest
to the next policy anniversary shall not
exceed the surrender value specified In
the policy, and such corporation may
invest its funds in other states. organ
lied territories OF the United States,
and the District Of Columbia. on Ike
securities and under the same restr1c-
lions as in this state. No life insura-
ance corporation organized under. the
laws Of this state shall issue policies
insuring fire, marine. accident, or live
ness, except as otherwise provided by
law.
and be in force from and after it's pas
sage and publication.
Approved June 80. 1911. Copy Law.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-08-04

No. e S2i Fl 81 9" nA#s OF sly ISL 1911
AN ACT to amend subsection l of sec
ton "a Of the statutes. relating to
The people of the State of Wisconsin.
represented in Senate and Assembly,
do enact as follows:
Section 1. Subsection 1 or section 81
of the statutes Is amended to read:
Section "a. 1. They shall then deter
mine the persons who have been, by
the greatest number Of votes, elected
to the several county offices and mem
the county constitutes one or more
senate or assembly districts. Their de-
termination shall be reduced to writ
ing, setting forth the whole number of
number of votes received by each can
didate, provided, however, that the
names of persons not regularly nomi-
mated, receiving a comparatively small
their votes designated as scattering
votes. Each determination shall be
certified by them as correct and be an
nexed to the statement OF votes given
and recorded with the same; provided,
however, that in any case, Ii any two
or more candidates for the same county
office shall have received the greatest
board Of canvassers shall determine
the choice by lot, which lots shall be
drawn by the persons receiving the
equal number of votes; or in the alb
sence of one or both of such persons
or their refusal to draw by lot, the
board Of canvassers shall appoint a
competent person to draw the same for
them and declare and certify the same
Section :. This act shall take effect
and be in force from and after July
1S Gp pro; June 80. 1911. Copy Law.
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child is dependent or neglected, he
snail cause it to be examined by the
county physician If there be one, and
II there is none, by a respectable prac;,,
Icing physician. Such physician shall
certify in writing that he is of the
opinion that the child examined by him
is of sound mind and is not affected by
any chronic or contagious disease and
ascertain whether there is or has been
any tuberculosis, syphilis, insanity.
or epilepsy, and had not beer. exposed
to- any contagious disease within fif-
teen days previous to the examination,
and verify such opinion by his at
hdavit, which shall be attached thereto
and filed in the judges office. A GER
titled copy of such finding and a state
ment of the facts ascertained as afore..
said, with a copy of the certificate of
the physician shall be delivered with
the child at such home for dependent
children.
Section 2. All acts and parts of acts
conflicting with any provisions of this
act are repealed in SO far as they are
inconsistent Herewith.
Section 8. This act shall take effect
and be in force from and after it's pas
sage and publication
Approved June 80, 1911. Copy Law.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-08-04

No. 69A p 3d. PD4 nA@s 6 5FlY + 1911
AN ACT to amend chapter 165, laws OF
1903, as amended by chapter 800, laws
of 1906, and chapter 81, laws Of 1907,
relating to recovery from the fire
pension fund, by adding new Sec
ton to said chapter
represented in Senate and Assembly,
do enact as follows:
Section /. Chapter 165, laws of 1908,
1905, and chapter ST, laws Of 1907. is
amended by adding a new section
thereto to read: Section Ga. Whenever
any person or persons entitled to bene-
fits under this act or their representa-
tives shall elect to recover from the
city for any injury or death resulting
to any member of the fire department
under the provisions of chapter So laws
Of 1911, he shall not be entitled to the
benefits herein provided, and the
amount or amounts recovered shall be
drawn in whole or in part from the
funds herein provided as follows:
/. When the recovery for an injury
shall be less or equal to the amount or
amounts he or they shall be entitled to
herein, then the full amount or
amounts shall be paid out of said fund.
2. When the recovery for an injury
shall be greater than the amount he
or they shall be entitled to herein, then
only so much thereof as he or they are
entitled to herein shall be so drawn
from said fund.
8. When The recovery IS for death,
then the whole amount shall BIO paid
out of said fund.
4. No person or persons or personal
representatives shall be paid herein
during the tendency Of any dispute as
to the citys liability under chapter SO,
laws of 1911, unless he shall release the
city from liability hereunder.
Section 2. This act shall take effect
and be in force from and after its pas
sage and publication.
Approved June 80, 1911. Copy Law.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-08-04

No. $40, 81 IPub1ished July 3, 1911.
CHAPTER 493, LAWS OF 1911.
AN ACT to amend sections s25-65 and
925-66 Of the statutes, relating to
the jurisdiction OF police courts in
cities organized under chapter 40a Of
the statutes.
The people of the State of Wisconsin,
do enact as follows;
Section 1. Section 925-65 Of the stat
utes is amended to read: Section 925-
65 In cities Of the first class the po-
lice court shall have jurisdiction to try
and sentence all offenders against the
ordinances of the city, to try all mis-
demeanors triable before a justice OF
apprehens1on Of persons charged with
the commission of offenses not so tri-
able to examine such alleged offenders,
same as a justice of the peace of the
city might do but for this chapter. In
cities Of the second. third. and fourth
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CHAPTER SOB, LAWS OF 1911.
owen, M. J. CIeary, L. H. Bancroft,
George 3. Hudnall, and L. w. Led
vina for expenses incurred as MEM
bers of the committee to confer with
railroad corporations against which
actions were pending in the name Of
the state for the collection Of license
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Published July 8, 1911.
no VEyCt am 1n1

N0' CHATTER Pr 49s, LAWS Of 1911:
statutes, relating to the authority of
school directors or boards Of educa--
ton to employ lecturers on natural
science. historical. literary. and other
The people of the State Of Wisconsin,
represented in Senate and Assembly,
Section ton /. Section 515a of the stat
utes is amended to read: Section 515a.
The board Of school directors. of any
school district or the board OF educa-
ton of any city Is authorized and en-
powered to provide for employment of
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COPY WISCONSIN PASSED DURING SESSION OF 1911

therefor, and Immediately after their
allowance by said board they shall fur
nish the city comptroller with list of
such claims and demands, bills and ac-
counts allowed, stating the character
thereof, materials furnished or services
rendered, and said comptroller shall
then audit the same before counter
signing said orders. 1t shall be the
duty Of said board to transmit to the
common council of said city at it's first
regular meeting in January Of each
year q full and detailed report of all
transactions of said board for the pre-
ceding year, together with their item
lied account of all expenditures, and a
list of employees, and inventory of prop
ertv. and the purchase price thereof,
and of all mortgages and securities is
sued, which may be outstanding at the
time Of making such report.
nu2cGase Eft or condem9nation e as
herein provided Of private property for
the purpose authorized herein as here
by declared to be a taking, use. and
appropriation of such private property
Section 959-155. The common coun-
Gil of such city may by three-fourths
vote Of the aldermen elect either sus,-
pend the operation of or abolish such
board. In case of suspension or aboli-
ton Of such board the common council
may exercise the powers of such board
the terms of any contract or complete
any proceeding already entered into by
Section 95s-15s. Such city is here
by authorized and empowered to vest
the powers, duties, and restrictions
herein upon any existing board or COM
mission, by an ordinance Of it's com
mon council, in lieu of creating board
of public land commissioners as herein
provided for.
Section g. This act shall take effect
and be in force from and after it's pas
sage and publication.
Approved June 80, 1911. Copy Law.
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No. FL 81 5PuPls 4TS IN JTly 81 8 1911
AN ACT to amend section 496c-1 OF
the statutes, relating to instruction
in manual training In free high
The people of the State of Wisconsin,
represented in Senate and Assembly.
do enact as follows:
Section /. Section 496c-1 OF the
statutes Is amended to read as follows:
Section 496c-1. BY and with the ad-
vice and consent of the state superin-
tendent of public instruction, the dis
trict board or boards of education Of
each of which maintains g. free high
school, may unite in engaging the SER
vices of suitable teacher or teachers
of manual training for the purpose Of
giving instruction in manual training
in the schools Of the districts
so uniting. Each of the school dis
tricts so uniting shall pay such share
Of the salary Of the instructor or in
structors of manual training as shall
be proportionate to the time devoted to
instruction in manual training in the
schools Of each said districts. Each
school district included in such agree
ment and giving instruction in manual
training in accordance with the pro-
visions of this chapter shall receive the
state aid provided for in this chapter:
Section 3. This act shall take effect
and be in force from and after its pas
sage and publication.
Approved June 80. 1911. Copy Law.