The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-15

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Il don't know his name, but he is leading
citation athletic class. Don't you remember we
saw him going down the middle OF Main street
last week in a runners suit Houston Post.
Tho Whole show.
What constitutes a first-class society drama -
Three acts six gowns and nine epigrams"-
Louisville Courier-Journal
Spring DeIusion.
tFrom the Kansas City Journai)
drop OF ink makes thousand think.
AS You have often heard
There is. of course. lot of force
In just one printed word.
And they gauge the sporting page
And by the fireside Dream
drop of ink makes thousands think
They'll have winning team,
Maud-Jack has my heart.
Ethsl-Bat can he tell II from the others7-
Boston Transcript
Randali--Has reputation for bravery, has
Rogers--Yes with everyone who has seen his
wife.--Life-
IT'S a wonderful costume old chap Why
didn't they give you the prize?"
Said Id got too much to carry already,s-
London Opinion.
80 your daughter Tilted the school master ~
Yes, He corrected her simplifed spellings."
-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Urchln-Paw. what's an accommodation
train?
Suburban Parent don't know. Bobby:
never saw ons.--Chicago Tribune.
who gets the custody of the automohie 90
Il told my wife she might have it. can't
keep up n machine and pay alimony too
Pttsburg Post.
Solicitor cross examining Now didn't you
foil fha faaty Altsh
WItness-No; I merely told I'm e "a
bloomIn' Iiar.-M. A. p
What, buying 1swelry In this expensive shop
j wonder you can afford to pay their price"
'Oh. my wife always manages to smile 20
per cent or."--Flgende Batter.
Smooth away your ugly scowl.
He yourself awhile
Lots of folks can hear you growir
Few may see you smile.
Cleveland Leader
Did that explorer suffer any physical ailmsnt
as result of his trip TO the Arctic regions,
Yes !.
What was IT.
Writer'S cramp."- Washington Star.
''He has disposition hasn't he"
i should say so. He's the kind OF
who'll make a jack pot and then after mes
stacked up the chips. win spread out four
hearts and spade for everybody to look at
Detroit Free Press
NO" said the merchant. II hire the best
men. irrespective Of their politics"
What queer way to run business" COM
mented the politcian.--Lousville Courier Jour-
nal.
Gilis-rIndeedP How SO?
Wis-Before he got his machine he prom
ised the usual number Of people that he would
take them riding. and he actually kept his
word with them au.-~Puck.
That pits 1t the touch
To win lose it an.-Naper.
The modest front of this small moor,
Believe mo. reader. say more
Than many Drawer marble can
Here lies truly honest man"
Richard Crashaw.
For rhodes OF faith let graceess zealots fight
He can't be wrong whose life s in the right.
Pope.
What Mary Had
Mary had Thomas cat
1t warbled like Caruso.
neighbor swung baseball bat
Now Thomas doesn't do So
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Maybe all men are liars, but some rsticenc.
In regard 20 Your views on the SUBJECT Is often
wise.--Puek.
judged from his handwriting" Yes. IL his
letters are read in court."-Judge
He takes cold bath every morning. very
remarkable man.. Plenty OF men do that"
But knew him Ave years before he ever
mentioned the fact."--Lousville Courier Jour
nal.
Billy--eay. what did the OLD jay want ter
know? Reddy--Wanted ter know where Wall
street wnz Billy-Gee! why didn't yer git him
up de alley an skin him at craps?-Puck.
II spoke In favor OF good roads" said the
candidate. And what did your opponent say
to that?" He Immediately spoke In favor OF
better roads. That fellow il shrewd. dam
gerous man."--Louisviie Courier Journal
Example is the school Of mankind, and they
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