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The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02
(. ]. WILSON
DIES AFTER A
LONG ILLNESS
yss Deputy Treasurer OF Weld Tor
rive lears.-Funeral SerVi-
ces Monday.

Edwin j. Wilson, who has been
In fRiling health for the last year,
died at midnight Friday at MS
home, 1920 Twelfth avenue. Mr.
Wilson and wife returned last sum
mer from several months stay IN
california. where he went to recu-
perate from nervous breakdown,
caused by overwork. He returned
imprOved in health, but has recently
been failing rapidly. Three weeks
ago his only brother, DR.. F. l.. Will
son Of New York visited him IN
Greeley and since he left Mr. Will
son has been unable to leave MS
bed.
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have liVeu
in Greeley for eight years and spent
ten Years in Denver before coming
here. He was born in Pulaski. N.
Y, but lived near Rochester before
coming west Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson
were married in New York ~
years ago. For five years Mr.. Will
son was deputy county treasurer IN
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02
PORTRAITURE
AS MEMORIAL
TO MISS WEST
lE r.. .. SisterhOod Will Present
HandsOnse Picture to Second
Grade of East Ward Schiil

In honor of Miss Edna West, who
was second grade teacher in Gree
ley for q number of years, por-
traiture will be purchased by the
members of the P. E. o. Sisterhood,
of which Miss West was member,
and will be presented to the sec
oud grade of the East Ward, where
Mise West taught, and placed in the
second grade room OF Mrs. Ethel
Dowell. who is also member of
the Sisterhood.
The vote to purchase the picture
was carried Friday afternoon at a
meeting held by the Sisterhood at
the home Of Mrs. Harriet Smith.
An invitation to visit the Elson Art
exhibit, which will be given in the
public schools November to IL
was read from Superintendent Car
ter
The program of the afternoon
consisted of two papers, the first
on Fall FLOWERS and Weeds" by
Mise Catherine Burnard and the last
one on Bulbs" by Mrs. Bertha
Robie Refreshments were served
at the close of the afternoon by
the hoSto60.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

Homeoeekers Excursion Rates to
Texas and New Mexico Points
During 1011..
On first and third tuesdays Of
each month during the entire year
he Colorado and Southern Ry. will
sell round trip homeseekers excur-
sion tickets to a great many points
in New Mexico and Texas at greatly
reduced rates. Final limit twenty
five days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed informa-
ton, rates etc, call on your nearest
Colorado and Southern Agent or ad-
dress T F. Fisher, General Passen-
ger Agent Denver. Colorado.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

Weld county and was man re
spected and admired by all who
knew him. He Is survived by MS
widow and one brother, DR.. r. l..
Wilson OF New York.
Funeral services will be conduct
ed Monday at the home by Rev. MI
Pettibone of the Boulevard ConSre-
gational church in Denver, and the
body will be taken to Denver for
interment.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02
GREAT CAST IS chosen
TO PRESENT THE PIPER"
FOR THE LITTLE FOLKS
Prize Winning Play To Be Free To School Chill
dren With Night Performance For Older
People--Frances Tobey Is Directing Rehearsals
And Will Take The Part OF The Piper Who
Piped The Children Away.

Thursday
dates aehney set Tor the presentation Of The Piper the oeau
dents OF Teachers College under direction of Miss Frances
Iobey. 1t will be
The cast completed, published herewith There
children
who the amein that piped
population frantic with
leading character the while D. Hugh consented
Fellow
Eamen mpersonae beautiful
Buebird, Ded
the Jan,
undertaken the
responsibility
Tickets
will
really
be
II
of is as
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

Allen Ramsey.
Mrs. All"n liamsev.
Mrs. EN" Rhusey, Sterling.
Mary j. Nonydell, evans,
Calvin Randolph.
Esther d. Randolph.
Howard o. E.n
Ethelwy f,ur Roberts.
B. y. SauDarD
Mrs. b. D.. Sanborn.
John W Stubborn.
Mrs. j. A S uborn.
C. W. Sannorn, Boulder
j. c. ScnU
Mrs. J. G.. srott
NJ. g. Scout
Joseph Shattuck. universitr
Park, Den. o"''e's''s
Margar' l. Smith.
Kate A SJiuson,
Mrs. Louise +. Shepherd.
Robert Steele.
Mrs. Robert Steele.
]. A. Taylor.
Fannie b Taylor
Calvin II, Thomas, Ault.
Sophia y, Thomas, Ault.
Myra Thomas, Ault.
Thurza Thomas, Ault.
8. X. Thompson.
Mrs. S. K Thompson.
iWillan Thompson.
Mrs. N. J. Tuckerman,
Fred {. Teller.
Mrs. Aust Teller.
H. G. Watson.
Henry T. West, Caldwell, Idaho.
Mary q. West, Caldwell, Idaho.
Geo. Il Nrr Colorado Springs.
Mary |. Vast, Colorado Springs.
Edna W est, Colorado Springs.
Harry T West.
Thirza Wheeler.
Chas. a White, Brown Palace,
Denver.
Alusira Caroline White. Brown
Palace, Denver.
Dorman D. White,
Eugene Williams.
Alice h Williams. ..-
Fred Williams.
Mrs. Fred Williams.
Henry a Williams.
Mrs. Hen.l VI, Williams.
Warren c Williams, Gibsonburg,
Ohio.
Thos. W. Wilson.
Clara V. Witter, Denver.
Ella n Witter.
J. A. Woodbury..
Rebecca A. Woodbury..
A. A. Woodbury..
J0sephine L. Woodbury..
Mrs. A. w. Woodruff.
B. F. Woodruff.
8. B. Wright.
Mrs. S. B. Wright.
L. L. Wyatt.
Mrs. j.. L. Wyatt.
Mrs. Matte Wadlin.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02
Triangle Glass Party

The young men of the Triangle
class of the Methodist Sunday
school have arranged for a Hallow-
cen party which will be given in
the basement of the church Monday
evening. The young lady friends OF
the class will be entertained.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02
Guard is Inspected

Guard is Inspected
Fort Lupton, Oct. 2S-Quarter-
master sergeant Moore OF Denver
was here Friday evening to inspect
Co. l of the National Guards and
reports everything in good order.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

Mrs. J. G. Bunling and family OF
Osgood were in Greeley FRIDAY on
business.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

=. of the society os
Pioneers met IN . ~.
the Baptist church
!, the soon hour,
,resley and vicinity,
Enver, the balanle lane
,rsr OF the state,
mel at the church
.nt j. F. Fezer, offic-
;ou committee, and,
themselves OF their N
! we're registered in
ook. After spending
ndshaking and greet
other days and other
pps, they were con
basement of the
seven long tables,
,ch a dinner as only
Iautist church can pre-
(kly surrounded by the
Ira Rev. Shattutk,
Seer, asked the Divine
the gathering. soon
Of chicken, cold
brown bread, and &C
tables were disAp-
kpidly as they might
Nm the same throats
amid fully as much
nerrymaking
from Absent
ks dinner, which took
hour to dispose Of,
N with the bandinage
Iefs, the members ad-
b0dy of the church.
at Fezer read letters
Of congratulation and
Shattuck, OF the
District court, made
address. dwelling
y central facts accom-
n pioneers of Union
hg Greeley dry for
h, and the surround
4 for the same period.
teomplishments worthy
forts Of a larger body
Dblony.
tuck was followed by
Allister, commercial
Southern Pacific rail-
Ver, who, with Harry
} the distinction OF
q the first potatoes In
Weld county, back of
ens, on Ninth avenue.
Woodbury. rendered q
DWthea Haynes a plano
y Kate McElroy re-
10 work of the flower
fhich visits and cheers
nOers OF the society,
hanna sang, Mrs. A. X.
. humorous selection
Whitcomb Riley that
lccasion, and the meet
Itself into an old-fash-
'h' without formality.
,r II.
Reunion Ever
are a unit in declaring
e best reunion, not only
lumoers and enjoyment,
number from different
state outside OF Greeley
, the dinners were pre-
les OF the Pioneers' 90
y ! years are piling fast
S , vi the remaining
y tne task became too
years ago. Now the
sotten ss up by a caterer
'.a M society. The one
tne guests today by
sdiss !. left nothing to Se
.s ne table decorations
ny ing with the season Of
! 'uu ~ the pioneer spirit.
lalan tepees and the
grant wagon were a.
or1ed into the scheme.
Z Bring Smiles
ne letters that were
ose unavoidably absent
',ous laughter, a. they
, ,eR.oIy sy humorous Incl
! I.s' nIst years when tosrs
'es'liul 81 than smiles in
ol the women folks. A
oueed here:
10 all old and new
e eeiey' Wish we were
.qs y reunion.
~ b. Keller, Peacock.
~ aen =. to attend annual
.'y :. of Union COLONY
t hand. o''A'
!uliis me in thanks
,,,os a,so In regrets that
bn' 'eu TO forego the
''''s Present on that
r. lpb,d bsnile absent in per-
's"'S and best wishes
es s.,. TO all our kindest
bo ~''a q assurances that
,rs so society of Union
nv WIN ever hold a
iu .ilrong the recollections
caldwell, Ida.
lsb ".e n Greeley Tribune,
mr. tle Kind invitation
/ h l.. worthy secretary
ions.t q me date set fol-
''''eer gathering, din
y bo say that we feel 4,
'lo,e, excused from &C
''uIe N, We know II
herIng We atten0
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

NJ. Jackman Baxter.
Frank Baxter
Alonzo Beetham
Elizabeth Beetham.
5. j. Birdsall, Fort Collins.
W. M. Boomer.
Pauline M. Boomer.
Robert Boyd
Sarah Boyd
Job e. Brownell.
Martha A. Brownell.
charles S. Brockway.
Jared l.. Brush.
charles G. buckingham, Boulder
Charles II. Camp honorary.
Rose A. Camp.
Leroy Carpenter.
Martha Carpenter.
DELPHI n. Carpenter.
Michaela Carpenter.
Edele X Clark.
Claud Clark.
Horace G. Clark, Denver.
j, Max Clark.
Mrs. j. Max Clark.
Louise Clark.
Charles Couzens
Bertha Couzens.
Mrs. Lottie Camfield
Mrs. A. F. Darling
w. M Darling.
Mortimer Darling.
Mrs. Mortimer Darling.
Asa Decker (honorary).
Mrs. Asa Decker (honorary).
Elsie DeVine
Henry NJ. Devote (honorary).
Edwin l.. Durham.
Anna Fl. Durham.
Lucretia Dupree, San Diego,
Calf.
Thomas II. Dinsmore
Mrs. Thomas II. Dinsmore.
Bruce G. Eaton.
Rebecca Eaton
]. F.. Fezer
Ella NJ. Fezer.
Florence Fezer
Marion Fezer.
Mary Ferguson.
Ella w. Foley
William Foot.
Bertha B. Florence
S. R. Faris. LaSalle.
A. f. Gipson, Caldwell, Ida
Mrs. A. NJ. Green.
Robert l.. Hall
Mrs. Robert L. Hall.
Mary A. Hall.
George Hanna.
Kate Hanna.
Mary Hancock
Clementine Halves (honorAry
Daniel Hawks (honorary).
Martha Hawks (honorary).
S. B. A Haynes.
Harry N. Haynes.
Will Fl. Heaton. Denver.
j. w. Heaton.
Charles Heaton.
Ruth W. Heaton.
Ralph Hilton.
Mrs. Ralph Hilton.
b. w. Hilton.
Augusta hinkley, Windsor.
W. ]. Hogarty, National City,
Calf
Sarah Hogarty. National City,
Calf
William P. Hogarty. Longmon,
Charles N. Holmes.
Homer Hoyt.
Mrs. Homer Hoyt.
George b. Hotchkiss, Weldons.
James Hotchkiss,
r. P. House.
Oliver Howard.
Mrs. Oliver Howard.
Peter Huffsmith (honoray).
L. L. Haines.
Mrs. Jennie A. Henderson.
Albert Igo.
Christina Igo.
James Inman, Boulder.
Mrs. Joseph Inman, Fort Morgan
Mrs. John Inman.
Callie Johns.
d. ]. Kaufman.
Rufus Kaufman.
Hannah Kaufman.
Stella NJ. Keeler, Peacock, Tex
Mrs. r. W. King.
Silas W. knight.
Wi, s. Knowles. Fort LuptoH.
Will S. Knowls. Fort Lupton,
Eta l.. Kelley.
s. s. Kennedy. Denver.
Ward H. LAGRANGE.
DR.. Guilhma Law.
Mary Law.
Addie Lester (honoraryD
VIII Lyons.
Miss Maud Leavy, Denver.
.homas G. Macy (honorary).
Huldah Macy (honorary).
Sarah Marsh, San Diego, Calif.
Mary ID. Mason.
Memo Mattison. Walkersville'
Mont
VIM. X. McAllister, Denver.
Mrs. VIM. X. McAllister, Denver
VIM. r. Mcclellan.
Mrs. w. r. Mcclellan.
Mrs. W. s. McElroy.
Katharine McElroy.
Ralph Meeker. New York CITY,
Rozene Meeker.
Mrs. Il. N. Miller.
...ary Mimmack.
Mrs. Mabel Marsh.
Fred Mimmack, Eaton.
A. d. Noodle.
John c. Mosher.
Will c. Packard. Denver.
E,Iep Paine.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02
Kris HOLD ANNUAL J0Y.FEST
E1IIN1ING TALES OF BY-CONE DAYS..
I{SSAGES OF CHEER FROM MISSING 0NFS
oner At The Baptist Church Is Followed By Program OF
Spent In Renewing Friendships Cemented
Is Of Early YearsLarge Attendance Of History Maker
Gahering-Poneers Present From All Parts OF Colorado
Incidents Mark Big Day Of The Year For Early Settlers.

right now, 10 our main and only ex-
cuse.
We certainly would be glad to be
with you. In sending our best
wishes to our Pioneer friends all,
we hope you will have pleasant
weather. and everything of the best.
From your friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. W. Putnam, Hill
top, Colo.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-11-02

thPonn.Gla 'hF in late Greeley Tribune.
m Cugh ony the kind invitation
2Gtb ,s mprthy secretary
bal piont Is the date set for
'iieer gathering, din
f'st td to say that We ,.., :.
fhe plooA eAcused from ac-
j for uasure NJ. We know IL
rs Gathering. we attend
from r.e ra.her an expensive
having ereeley at present.
ds on. some work on hsrS
'"' attention every day
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Result Of Gun Club Shoot.
Friday, May 26.
SinplnS

The club will shoot again on Fri
day, June 2, and all members are in
yited to attend to watch four or five
of the interested ones shoot. Each
members must shoot his 600 targets
to be figured in the averages for the
cup. There will be no exceptions.
All members are especially invited
for this coming Friday, as there is a
surprise in store for them. Through
the efforts of our president, T. r.
Symons, and one or two others who
take enough interest tolook afterthe
Gun Clubs welfare, and who have
spent the last two days working on
the grounds, they have, with the
aid of the carpenter, improved the
grounds and rebuilt the trap house,
boxed in the rod and pulling device
so that our buildings and grounds
have the appearance of a prosperous
gun club. If the members will kind
ly attend June 2, they will see where
two or three have done two hard
days work for the club. We hope
and know that there will be a better
attendance now, if the members will
just come far enough down there to
look over the Red Lake tracks, and
see what we have got.
s. d. D. MILLER, Sec'y.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Worked the Visitor,

Speaking about visiting English.
men," said a hotel manager recently
who had been reading about one in the
newspapers, reminds me Of one that
came to the Palmer House in Chicago
some years ago when I was room clerk
out there. He and another had been
paying visit to the Rockies, and their
last stopping place had been Cheyenne.
Coming east they had fallen IN with
some Americans who made themselves
agreeable, with this result:
after they had put their names on
the register one Of the Englishmen
leaned over the desk.
Il say he whispered, 4 am expect
ing President Cleveland's son to call
this evening to return ESQ which l
lent him on the train. Will you please
put. the money in the safe for me II l
do not happen to be in?'
II promised, for had not the heart
20 shatter his confidence in human ma
ture. President Cleveland didn't hap.
pen to have such thing as son at
that time. New York Sun.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
American Association
CARVING q Stretcher.

The bearers Of a stretcher should be
as near the same height as possible.
If there is any difference the taller
and stronger man should be at the
head. A stretcher should be carried
by the hands or suspended by straps
from the shoulders. Never carry a
stretcher when loaded upon the shout
ders. It frightens the patient, and he
might fall off very easily, especially If
one Of the bearers should stumble The
bearers should not keep step, but break
step, the one in front starting of with
his right foot and the one behind with
his left. The injured should be car
ried feet first. In going up hill or up
stairs the head should be in front and
the reverse in descending, except in
case of a broken thigh or leg, when
the feet should be first In going up and
last in coming down to keep the
weight of the body of the injured
limb.-"First Aid to the Injured" Dr..
Fl. 81. Hartung, in National Magazine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Handlino a Handbook,

Ii
There Is no better place than fish
market to pick up queer supersti-
tions," said restaurant proprietor.
'"The other day l held up fine speci-
men of paddock. The dealer. who was
an Italian, nearly choked on the bunch
Of Neapolitan explosives that rushed
into his throat.
"'Nevaire, no. nevaire take up had
dock so,' he said.
"'HowY l asked. --
"'By the head, so your fingers touch
those dark spots on each side of the
head he said. The curse fall on you
lfyou do ~
"'Whose cursor said I.
est. Petaire's,' said he. st. Pc
taire gave the paddock those dark
spots. They are his finger prints. He
catch paddock just so in the sea Of
Galilee, and every paddock born since
then has shown those same marks.
Let co.
"And l did let go. OF course I did
not believe it, but when found that
half the fish dealers in that market
did believe deemed it prudent to
handle paddock by the body or tall
New York Sun. -..-...-.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
A Manjac's P6eno.

Probably the mass Of prison poetry
which has been written on stools and
bedposts and scratched on prison walls
far exceeds that which has found ex,
preston on paper. and many a mute
inglorious Milton" has begun and fin.
ished his poetical career with these
'lost to sight" productions. There is
in existence short poem, said to have
been scratched by a maniac on the
wall of his cell, which runs thus:
Could with ink the ocean fill,
Were all the world of parchment made.
Were every reed on earth quill
And every man scribe by trade,
To write the love Of God alone
Would drain that ocean dry;
Nor could the scroll contain the whole.
Though stretched from sky to sky.
The authenticity of this being the
work of maniac has often been ques.
toned because of the beauty of it's ex-
preston and it's sound reason, but the
story stands.-London Saturday Re-
view.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Bird Stories.

A German scientific journal publish.
ed in 1897 story to the effect that
a golden eagle shot in that year at Els.
zeg, Slavonia, was found to have a
ring about its neck engraved on which
were the arms of q Slavonian family
and the date 1916.
In 1893 the Gentleman's Magazine
told about hawk, captured when fly
ing in the vicinity of the Cape Of Good
Hope and taken by an Indian ship to
England, which wore gold collar in
scribed:
'.This goodlie hawk doth belong to
his Most Excellent Majesty James.
King Of England. A. D. 1870"
If this bird really escaped from
England in the reign Of James, 1873
years elapsed between its escape and
it's recapture, and it had flown dis.
lance of $500 miles away from its
former owner.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
A Bow Once Himself.

The principal Of village school in
Kansas one afternoon detected boy
cutting the letters of his name in the
desk in front Of him. As the novels
would put it the principal rushed to
the spot, angrily put forth his hand
intending to grasp the boy by the col.
lar, when 10, and also behold, close
by the newly formed letters were the
initials Of the principals own name
written by himself when he was pu-
pill in the same school. His grasp
upon the boys collar loosened itself,
and he returned to his desk sadder
and wiser teacher. That principal is
today Judge of an important court In
one of the greatest cities Of the world.
We often wonder whether or not in
the administration Of justice the judge
ever thinks Of the incident in the vii.
lage school Western School Journal
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Royal Perquisites.


The king has many privileges which
he never exercises. He enjoys an i'm
memorial right to all gold and silver
mines, not only on his own land, but
upon any Of his subjects lands within
his dominions. So shareholders in
Rand and Westralian mines would
have to forego their dividends II the
king felt avariciously disposed. The
king is also entitled to yearly tribute
from his tailor, consisting of pair Of
white doves, pound of cummin seed,
pair of scarlet bose and silver
needle.
All surgeons and whales caught in
British waters are royal perqulsites
The whale has split liability. It's
tail belongs to the queen, while its
head goes to the king. 1t is generally
assumed that the partition was decid-
ed upon in order that Mcqueen should
always be supplied with whalebone,
but If 80 the founder of this act Of
beneficence committed the mistake Of
giving the queen the wrong half
London Chronicle.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Witty Ann Pitt.


Bolingbroke called England's great
statesman, William Pitt Nord Chat
ham), "Sublimity Pitt and he dubbed
his sister Ann Divinity Pitt" But
that must have been long after there
were written and received the delight
full letters addressed to Pitts Dearest
Nanny" his 'little Man." his 'little
Jug"
"Oh, for the restless tongue of dear
little Jug!" he exclaims in letter writ
ten by him from Northampton when, a
lad of twentythree. he had but lately
Joined his regiment
Ann Pitts restless tongue was never
stilled, for when Chesterfield, calling
on her in his later life, complained Of
decay with the words. II fear that l
am growing an old woman" Ann brisk
~ replied:
II am glad Of it. was afraid you
were growing an old man, which, as
you know, is much worse thing"
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PLACES SHERIDA
ABOVE GEN. GRANT
CONTINUED from Page ~

with several patriotic selections by
the bank, under direction Of Harry
Masten. which was followed by a
short address by Mayor John Parker.
The mayor told Of the kind manner
in which all citizens had promised
their aid to make the day a Memorial
day in every respect. that the city
council had voted to give the old
soldiers 500 to put in their treasury
as their would not need 1t paying ex-
penses for the decorating, and that
he wished to- at that time, present 1t
to them
George Smith, acting commander
of the post, who acted as director Of
the program, then thanked the mayor
and the conncil on the part Of the
Post for the aid.
Quartet Sings America.
A woman's quartet, comprised of
Misses Wheeler, Crest, MCCLELLAN and
Murray, sang america while the
entire audience rose to their feet and
Joined in.
Invocation was given by the post
chaplain, Rev. T. J. Martin.
The girls glee club, comprised of
thirty girls, all members of the
eighth grade of the Bemidji public
schools, sang.
A company made up of seventeen
boys, ranging from eight to twelve
years of age, gave drill. The boys
were equipped with guns and
swords, and won much applause.
H. Sherman Berge, sang "The
Flag" On the program Mrs. H. w.
Bailey had been named to read Lin
coins Gettysberg address,, but do to
the illness of her husband and the
unfavorable weather, she was unable
to attend the program and her son,
Omer, read the address.
w. P. Dyer, superintendent of the
Bemidji public schools, in introducing
the speaker of the day, Judge Powers,
said that he had known of the Judge
for number of years and felt Be-
midi fortunate in obtaining him as
a speaker.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
A Delicate Question,

The Worker consulting SOLICITOR IS
like this ERE, mister: Sposin' two
blokes-same's might be you and me-
g drinkin' glass o. beer. Teller comes
up and says, That's my beer" II beg
yours" we says. "Or right" sezee,
bungs one of 'em in the eye, drinks lis
beer and says, paid yer fer that glass
an chance It'll" Now, wot wants to
know is can e do that like in law?-
London Sketch.
Hardly.
"Whi1fer has bought very hand
some administer"
"1'm so glad! Maybe he VIII take
me for a ride"
II hardly think 80. There arc no
magic carpets these days."-Birming.
ham Age-Herald
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-05-31
Could Easily Believe Il.

II suppose you wouldn't believe"
said the manager, that it cost me
$4,000 to raise the curtain on this
show
Il do" replied the critic. sim. sur
prised that they let you do It even for
that price" Chicago Record Herald.
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Parental aetios.

Parental Tactics.
~ worried parent Is sometimes oblig.
ed to do something like this:
Pa, what Is q transcendentalist? y
Have you chained up the dog 40 I
told you?''
Not vet, pa. =
Well, do that, and when you come
back | will tell you what transcen-
dentalist is.''''
While Bobby was gone his astute
parent dug the needed information out
Of dictionary. Birmingh ham Age-Her.
aid.