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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05
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Dul lJkill IL jill ~ ~Nel 80 -
4. 4uQuit Mar. Opegrelien oiier
set intpresiante 6afttm, at De ian.
me ACKNOWLEDGMENT, iom for cen
10. Moi fun tun0e tiene ct Bat %
treOioe Ore / 9imen pr. Waro, /
Chen ira Oen 10. @ai til Ben 1.
Auauit me0 De iautme Seiiegrsier
oa til ben iamme Ifforopris AR
tient 1 SIR. / Gre / Simen tr.
Wano.
Stur Srano / &b. SrGOarcia.
6riffcn % to Snie / Wife. ellie.
borg, 10. auguit. S MioOosS a..
1914 opitoO Ser SIO i ap Sr9oart.
fa6rif, til9eren0e Ssren Beterien
: 2sbet al ii Minltter bar inmt..i5e
gpgninger og belle 8arelaget on.
ippnot al 6Iammerne og neobr pna.
te / 9ebet Of fort Sio.
s oen it9rfe gleit forpInnttoe
SIOen iie til to Suie, tiIbsreaoe
Goul S6srgerien og 5abrifarbeioer
9%Griloien. gegge Suiene ~neobr1ro-
tie, bporimoO oct Ipffeoes at reese
noset af Snoboet.
(Senere). 5I0en opitoo i Eau.
bprfet, faa Minuter eiter at Mel.
oerne bao0e forInot 6abriffen. 1e
TO Suie, Der antpnOtes al @niiler.
loa ober 1000 AIen ira Ben broI'
0enoe 6obrif. vi lepenoe inNe-
brpnote en- SEQ. tiIbsrenoe 5abrif.
arbeioep AriIoien.
Srqoarefnbriffen bar ioriitret
for 1900 SIR. og gareIageret FOR
5000 ar. / @iitofts gronOta3is.
arilOiens 8us par foriifret for 32Gc
SIR. og Sn0boet for $500 SIR, liaele.
Oes / @iitofts 9ranofasie. E5d.
9erien bapOe lit 6us ioriifrst i
2onO6pgningernes aim. 9ranOiorii.
firing for 1900 SIR, 6oorimoS ban
life 6aboe fit 5no6o ioriifret.
SramO / Stcnlilc. en- aftenen
0en Is. 2fug. opitoo ser SO / ct
Suit til5srenoe Sfur |
.Stenliae, bpor ser par 8r9oplng.
Sra Sfuret breote Sloen zig til
ReiieitaIOen, Der ligeiom Sfuret /
asbet al fort lib neObronote fuI0.
itpnoig. 5loen baooe ogian nnere.
BET Wurermeiter 5a6ers @ienoom.
Senere:
sos ae6mano Suits GiterisIger,
SEMEN, er enOuioere branOt
TO itore Magniiner al aorn, Sober.
og Sui, iom iulOit9noig
blep ct GoD ior 2uerne. 6orbp9.
til Murermeiter 5n6ers 81.
enoom lDffe0es oet at reo0e, meOens
boori 5ober bar 6agitens-
neobrGn0te iuloitpnois, %
Der inoebrpnote tilige no9le Sons,
8uer % en- Sagt5nnO meO 9oalpe.
20 @ange baO0e SlOen iat iasb.
man0 Suits gjeu0om, men BET l1f.
feOeS at reOOe oenne. Sloen er
foroariaget pe0 9srns Sea meo
5pnOitiffer.
Aar6ns-5 lpDnineerne. st llbeIb.
5lDDningerne Deo anrbus begpnote
ON aitenen ben Is. Aug. meO ct III.
le ltbel0.
Zen enc al 9iobert 3belens 5lp.
oemaitiner nnfom iamme 7agsNor.
gen til aorbus, og / oen n~D6DgeeOe
Sanger paa @alge6nffen elf man
Itrofs / Sang meO @onteringen.
eff imiolertio belle Gogen,
og Ser bleo 0erior life no9en offieiel
men on Maifinen PED
SpOtiOen oar ilpoeipraig, uiloe
1beIen toae en- file 5ur ! 2uften
Tor at prgpe Den. Wnifinen bleD
6erfor trltffet no, De 300 Sol0n.
ter og t~ilfnlOige 3ilifuere, Der par
til Steoe, ienotes uoenior Snorene,
@otoren iattes / Sang, % precis
al. 7,2t begpnote Noifinen at fsre
frem ooer @rsnip9ret.
ct Bar iprige 6otOgrofer, Der
baooe taget Uplifting inoe paa iel.
no R(n0ipu hpunftp0p imi0lertiO 0ets
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05

iioite 9egn life forefaIot npe iii.
iploe al 5pgoommef. 2erimoo er
ser 300 ct Barn, ioaleoes, at Der III
/ alt er ioreiatoet / 9gosiolo,
u0eluffenOe blanOt Bern.
st brGbcnOc 5nicftitif. nnefarI
i. 9ufgaaro. Ssn N Die 9pfgaoro
/ 9reniteo. bIeo for aogeu Sio iioen
ituffet / Aniigtet al Ct Snieft. Sect
ban fleeOe Steoet meo 6ingeren, be.
mprfeoe ban, at oct bar mprfppr.
oigt, iaa onot oct 9iorOe; % nGite
2o9 folte ban Jig ioa ilOe, at ban
elf til en- 2pge, Der fsrit mente,
at oct bar EN- 9ranobpIO, og ienere
i~oretog ct Submit pna oct op.
6opneOe Steo. st Bar Gage Ell.
ter maatte 99fgaaro imioIertio
inolpgges paa 9rsnoersIeo Spge.
bus, bpor ban / 6slee .aal6.
9lmtst. blep opereret flere 8onge
u0en Reiultat, % eiter iaa Cages
6orle6 aigif ban ueo 0soen.
% @dnrOe neo6rpnot. ae6.
manOsgnoroen i @islum, tilbsrenoe
I. gida0ien al 9rniteboligen, er
ben IS. Aug. neobrpnot. 5 Sob.
man0sgnoroen Dor Der SeIefoncen.
central. asbmanoens 9eiptning.
Ell Set en- SO % nogIe Soin. in.
oe6rGnOte. 5 9r9ite9aarOen brpnOte
sen inoaoleoe Spo. ian1t 6orpng.
terens Sn0bo.
0eobrGnot SaupGrf. Zen is.
Mug. opitoo Ser Slo / Ssraen Pm.
oariens 5opoprf / geiIe. Ger iu.
re0es meO Spnaner UNDER Camp.
feOlen, og dlammerne log oa I'D o.
antpnote ell np 1nnge Spaaner,
Der laa uoen Tor aeOIen. Sloen
6reote liz meo iaa tor Salt at De
5olf, Ser bar beifaitigeOe pan ga.
briffen. life funOe ioa reooet oeres
ri. SaupGrfet neo6rGnOte ful0.
/ 9ebet al en- GimestiO.
st Bar Raboeienoomme, Der BAR
itRrft trueoe. reoOeoes finn ct Bag.
ms Oh q lrpifur brGn0te.
2lgoS Strife. Ter er / CONNER
ioretaget Ell omiattenoe 9ieitnure.
ring + Glgoo Strife. 0et imuffe
giaeoifGrerarbeioe paa Be gamle
ggesitoIe er iaa oite 6lepet oberma.
let at 6et neiten par forioun6et;
men eiter at Wnleren agerinap M
bar BAIT fat | set, fommer oct after
til i'm Ret; al @aliligen fjprnes
og Greet bones / jim egen 5nrbe.
0esuoen ifal Ser anbrinees en- M
til gaabenbuiet og ct mt
eiter 9esning al arflteft
9enborg. 0mfoitningerne peo Ie.
Itaurerinaen anornger ! II. uRing-
Il. u. Ggbl." ca. 2000 SIR.
y"
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05
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Den arbOe.8 sag.

giitop Serenien, aarbus. bar I'll
.aorbus amtsti0enoe" uotaIt bI.
q. fsIeenoe ON Den Arboe.Rasmns-
ienite Sag.
Seq anier Den ifete afg6relie for
Iioet tilfreosItilIenoe. Zen er truf-
fen / Senbolo til 9iifop gouliens
Snoitiaine. Seq er ganife uenig
meo oenne / bans 8uroering al
arboe.Rosmusiens firfeIige Stono.
punt. Otter rboe.Gosmusiens OF.
fentlige ltotaIeIie fan ieg for min
Del o6iolut life unoerifrine 9iifop.
pens Differing ON, at ban itaar
paa n6oIfefirfens @runO@, og Oer-
for maa funne uOfere 9reitetiene.
tie | ben.
Der er oeo Minilteriets Reiolu-
ton ifobt en- uflar Sitlotion. Sa-
gen onganr life Hr9iten / Sfib-
iteo euer giifoppen | gibore aIene,
oen angaar belle ben Oorife 6oIfe-
firfe og ariiti MenigbeO / Den. Sao
meget mere nsooen0iet er oct %,
at Spsrgsmaalet tnges og og orOnes
40 "OPENS @ei. Oct bill ino muligt
bile Jig, at BET Itore 6lerta. / 6olf
og Nenigbeo er tiI6gieIi9t til emo.
MI en- Stuno at boIoe poa Dor gam.
Ie 6oIfefirfe / oens biotiIb9ren0e
Sfiffelie, ON emo meo De aeformer,
iom 9ioen og ltopifIingen m1atte
fr9oe. Seq fan fife anOet emo be-
tragic Den miniiterielle 4fgsrelie
iom forbaitet og oens gegrunoelie
JON uflar. 5 ct 6orboIO al iaa al.
borlig principieI Aatur fan Der life
bermeO ppre ingt BET ii6ite Orb.
giifop 9oulien / 9iborg bar oil.
mooet Git8. Bur. ON at u0ien0e
f%aleen0e:
5 anIeoning Of Sen Mnooc,
boorpao l~t0trpffet at Itaa pao Sol.
fefirfens 8run0" / min SfriDetie
til airfeminiiteriet al "a. / W.
er 6IeOet forItaaet og fritiieret /
gresien, maa ieg tiIla0e mig is,
genoe 8emprfninger: IaIen er or
en- Rr9it, ON bbem set baaoe for
Winiiteriet % Offentligbeoen er en-
tpnm Gag, at ban nRgter ct Seo
] 6olfefirfens 9efenoeliesgrnno(as.
= Ranr ieg altiaa | en- grfleriFJ
ON BAN Burger l~lotrpffet oitao pad
Solfefirfens @runo", maatte SCI
funne f%oritones, at oermeo ifnl II
fe bore uoingt noget ON bans 6or-
holo til airfens formulereoe 81
fenoelie og 6ennes enfelte 2eo. Ne
nineen bar og fan finn OPre osanr,
at ban uo1tet line Sprmeniiaar
Ieber ! ct p~erionligt 8rosiorhol0
til oct GentraIe / airfens 5ro, neln-
Zig til ariitus ielo iom Menisde.
oens Sopeo eQer 8uos Riges 80a-
qe, og gennem BAN til @uo. Fl
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., iom ct oct
bprenoe / al ariitenoom og ait 2ro
in6en for 5olfefirfen. 6oorpiot Oet-
te er tilitrpffeligt til, at BET fun
tifla0es BAN at forblipe ION Brett
for Sen Menig6e6. ser enifer at
beboloe BAN, oerom fan ser itriSts.
Iigeiom ser fan ppre 0elte MeniI1er
ON, bpilfe 5glger 0enne 5iaooalie
maa bragg efter zig. 5 en- %offertlis
8igfusiion oerom fan ieg al Here
8runOe life oeltage.
gt oenne Neoeg6relie ifuIoe tlI-
frebsitiGe angriberne, n9rer ie1
uaoen Sauiion ON, men Ben rtaa
nte6fsre, at Groene / ben angre6re
Sfripelie bliper foritanet / GDercns.
Itemmelie meO SoeenS gr9m:sicr,
bpno man / en- Gm6eOsifriJella
maatte bpre berettiget til at forIo-
i9tre.
0e6sfalo. 2anostbingsmano So
ieiferetsiogfsrer g. q. 6. 5eniea CT
Den 10. Mug. Morgen aI. 315 al.
gaoet peo gsOen / tit Stem paa
Jreoerifsberg al en- SiartelamncI.
lie, II Aar al.
l1pentet fommer bette gutifa6
life, ifriDer gsSDapit.", tbi y. O.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05
Cm Snffcrrocbpiten Il

en- SnffcrrocbBiten ifrioes /
o2ol1. Salt. 5oltetio.@, at Der, iom
6orboloene er / ZiebIiffet. er @runO
til at mere mere aIoorliae 9efDm-
ringer. Gbaneerne for ct go0t ll0-
bptte er / Be iioite Tiger bIepea ior.
ringet betpoeIigt iom 5elge al Ron-
gel pna Regn. Der er neppe 5pipI
ON, at llObpttet bill bIine betD0eIig
ringere emo iioite Mar, Oa ser /
@enneminit naaeoes ca. 400 Gent
ner pr. %. 9ano. RannIig paa
SorOer, bpor 9oniteten IoOer en- Gel
tiIbage at euife, er llolieterne alt
anoet emo lpie; BERTH tommer, at
6rilgterne / en- life ringe 8roo er
angrebet al forifeui9e SfaOeopr,
naonIig 9la0Ius.
SnotrqOer ser imiolerti0 gteo.
ber me6 set oaerisrite, oil BOG no.
get flinne reooes. @riaringerne bar
Oiit. at &oerne, ielp / Ell meget fri.
tiff Situation. bar funnel TONNE
Jig / en- f~orbooienoe @roo, nnnr
ser bar meIot iia sunitige geirior.
boI0.
vi Sipets 3omancr. 5or 80
aar iioen reiite en- nng 0anifer,
Sens 0ielien ira Seaebpf, til 81.
bau / giteri6propinien. Den unge
Nian6 bnb0e life en- Ere / Common
og If isrit efter @sie gIaba pon
en- 0liefnbrif iom arbeioer. Otter
ct Bar Gars 6orI6b ombntteoe ban
9luien meO aontoriaffen, og 10
4nr ienere bar ban oen tore IA.
brifs 3ireftsr. 6or nogle anr IL.
Sen febte ban Sen. Scr fort 5i0
ii0en bar 5amiIien / n. 1Sors
amtst6." faaet @eSoeIeIie ON. of
Sens RieIien er 800, % at ban bar
eiterIaot iig en- iterre 8ormue.
Nnar gammclt % mt mgoes.
Sra 9ranOen pnn ellie Noiegaaro
/ 9u66inge fortpner y4orore 9irf5
Sioeuoe" fslgenoe lille 5rpf:
IA SIocn pnr iluffct, % auto.
mobiliprsiten latte Motoren / Sang
Tor at fore biem, me0tp ser Sen, life
lngt ira grauoiteoet ct Tor mooerne
granon9ien % moOerne Wenneifer
bsiit m9rfeliqt Spn; tbi Ser fom
nemIig 9uooinae granonpien trqf.
fen6e meO oeres eneite Spreite en-
Sen0e pan to 6iuI. BE ifuloe til
9ranoiteoet M, on SI6en bar iIuf.
fet.
0ette 9iaeoe er BET nero OF gem.
me; t9i oct er ct 9ln0 / Oanif
Ssn.
Ben meo ganoeieren oe iaa @otor-
pumpen paa acknowledgement. Get
er giae0er al 10 3ioer, en- ganmel
% Ell I'D, Der msoes - maoife
for iiOite Sang paa 0isie egne.
st Gffcr for Gpntecntraalerne.
ODerlage 5. ). Slider i asbeu.
bapn, Der er Specialiit pao Geut.
genitraalerne5 Gmraaoe. bar un0er
line 6fsperimenter me0 De muitiife
Straaler iaaet i'm enc 0aaHo an9re.
ben al Dem. Get uopifleoe Jig til
en- 9etanOelie, og oenne bar / 6sige
~abbon.~ giort oct ueooeHoigt at
amputere belle Sannoen paa Com.
iielIlifgeren nRr.
SrOeligbeOsaffGrcn. iom for en-
Ii0 iioen oeriereoe peo 2. ariminaI-
TANNER / asbenbabn og m%eoierte,
at ire 8erioner iOsmtes 6engiels.
itrai oil ifslee rg1att.~ iaa ct
giteriuil, iOet en- Of oe flngteoe, gi.
eriing (tiOligere Silo%ebranot), er
blepen nnbolot / SDoamerifa % M
err paa Sci til Danmarf. aaar
ban anfommer, uil Der antageIig
fin0e en- Gaffe npe gioneaibsringer
iSteo.
grenot Wotorbaao. On Motor.
boao, Der tilbsrte asbmano Msaer
/ Iraaer GA blep bennttet til Snla
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05

iioite 9pon life forefaIot npe iii.
ieloe al Spaoommen. Gerimoo er
ser 300 ct Barn, ~ioaleoes, at Der III
/ alt er foreialoet / 3~g0sfaIo,
u0eluffen0e blanOt Bern.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05
Sr9not Wotor6aab.

bnaO, Der tilbsrte asbmano Nsaer
I 1ragsr og bleD benpttet til Snlg
al gropiant til ior6tieilenOe Sfi6e,
err I 6slqe %. T. br9nOt og Jun.
fet, oa oen bar unOerDejs til ct
Sfib meo Bropiont. Notoren efs.
ploOereOe, o. aft bet inoDenOiee /
gaaoen brGnote. Manoifabet bier.
ge0es al en- forbiieilenoe Sfonnert
oa 6lep iat ON goro | 1rogoens
5prifib. Sort efter cit Motorbaa.
Sen til gnnos; ben bar forfifret.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05
1pienteri.G pioemien | Sbiiteb.

Ibiiteo, II. Mug. Direftsren Tor
Statens Seruminititut, Or. Mao-
len, er | Gag anfommen BERTH for
at foretage ltnoerisselier ansaaenoe
7pienteri.g pioemien. Der er I be
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05

sen ifete Sfaoe bar fife itsrre emo,
at Den meO 9etbeO fulloe uObeores /
9obet Al 0ogen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-05

Sect ri benoiier til ooenitaaenbe Re00seIie fra
Sr. gaitor g.. @iiniter, iom f~oreitanr Saskatchewan al
ariiteIiet 5oItebibIiOtbef, tinoOer ri os at gre lem
befen0t meO Snoboloet al De Bigger ium bi0tiI er no.
fomne.
The Washington herald., 1911-08-13
In Search of a Dinner

THE postoffice for piece of beef? II we don't
send soon it may be all sold out"
'The postoffice, motherg" exclaimed Lucy.
"Ilave you not made a mistaken
'No, dear" said Mrs Gordon with n laugh;
"AIn. MCPHERSON says it is all right See,
dear, that cottage over there, that matched
cottage beside the fir-tree, that 10 the post
Office; now run like darling. the boys will
be ravenous in an hour or two"
And away went dutiful Lucy on her !oraging
expedition. Having reached the Highland
postoffce she peeped cautiously in at the
door. 1t seemed to be general store cloth,
stationery. woods, groceries, cheese etc:
terf, his, wife was selling snuff to an ancient
Highlander, and lively controversy was be-
ing carried ON in Gaelic as to the price.
Nobody took any notice of Lucy; the let
the snuff seller much too angry with her
present customer to be able at once to smile
upon another.
At last Lucys turn came and she meekly
neighborhood A small leg of Highland NUT
ton was brought up from below the coun-
ter but Lucy remembered that her mother
preferred beef.
Beef" eaehoed the shop-woman "there
is not bit of beef nearer than fifteen miles,
and this is the last bit of mutton; you had
better have it, Miss, as long as you can get
it."
AT this moment an elderly lady was seen
approaching the store.
There's the lady from the glen, she'll be
wanting meat too"
But Lucy had promptly produced her purse
and paid for the leg which suddenly appear
cd in her eyes to be of untold value
"Please send it home at once" said she;
eve require it just Immediately"
ave Gamma send anything" said the woman,
Except on Saturday, when the BARNS are
no schule; but III put in paper for you,
and you'll maybe carry it yerseli'
Half an hour before, if Lucy had, been told
that she would have carried home "A leg of
mutton she would have been highly amused
at the idea; but with that hungry lady look
ing en-, and the chance of roast beef fifteen
miles away, things appeared to her in quite
carried it home with more pleasure than il
it had been new book from the library:
and ever since that day, in any domestic crisis
or difficulty, the immediate cry il, "Oh, Lucy
can manage all that! You know she carried
home leg of mutton!"
The Washington herald., 1911-08-13
= THE GULF TRE.AM :

of the Arctic Ocean; the other branch re.
turns southwark by the coast Of Spain and
Africa, and, taking westerly course under
the action of the northeast trade winds, joins
the south equatorial current to enter the
Caribbean Sea, thus completing circuit.
A chart was prepared by Admiral Beechey,
showing the track of one hundred bottles.
few Of them Travelled the complete tour of
the Gulf Stream.
But the most interesting phenomena to
prove that a circular stream Of water flows
round and round the Atlantic is the sea-
weed or Saragossa Sea.
This immense floating island of seaweed
occupies triangular space between the
Azores, Canaries and the Cape de Verde ISL
ands. The centre OF this floating whirlpool of
seaweed-a place Of deadly heat and the home
of myriads of strange molluscs and crusta-
ceans-is between longitude 25 degrees So
minutes west and latitude Is degrees q min
utes north.
SO thick is the weed that when the ships
Of Columbus first saw il they thought that
ago sailing ship, by msadventure, got drift
ed into the seaweed sea. Day after day it
lay becalmed and helpless log, with the blis
tering sun overhead and the terrible weeds
all around. among which were seen uncanny.
looking things that lived and died amidst
these strange surroundings.
The intense heat, the absolute stiffness, the
everlasting seaweed and its strange inhabi
tants became at last SO awful to the becalmed
sailors that few of them went mad and all
suffered terribly. The wretched men at last
got their boats out to attempt to tow the
ship, when a heaven-sent breeze released the
unfortunate vessel from its frightfu impris-
onment
If we fill round basin nearly full of wa
ter, on the surface of which is floating, say,
small pieces of wood, and then stir it around
rapidly with finger close to the edge, We
shall find that the little particles Of wood
will collect, nearly stationary and close to-
gether, in the centre of the revolving water.
What is true for a small thing is true also
for great thing, as Nature is a stupendous
order, working everywhere by the same fixed
laws. Therefore, reasoning from what we
notice takes place in the small basin, the
Saragossa Sea Is a sure sign that all the weeds
comprising it have been collected by an i'm
mense and persistent flow of circular waters,
that has carried all its floating seaweed to this
place as a centre.
Therefore, the Saragossa Sea proves the cir
cular movement of the Gulf Stream, and
moreover, the circular movement of the Gulf
seaweed as that forming the Saragossa Sea.
One proves the other ~
IT'S ORlGIN.-When little was known of
the great natural laws that govern the move
ment of the winds and the flow of currents,
what conjectures and reasonngs arose to aci
count for this wonderful stream is amusing
reading, if only to show the ignorance and SUI
perstitions OF our forefathers ON scientific mat
ters.
In trying to understand the cause for the
Gulf Stream, it must be remembered that the
great primary source Of movement in the air
and OF the currents in the ocean is the sun.
The Washington herald., 1911-08-13

glanced at the various disputants. realizing
tnas whatever opinion he gave would make
him one friend and haf- dozen enemies.
All. gentlemen" he said, at length, chose
are all very fine birds-very fine; and some
are better than others. But neither is the
pest; The best birds, gentlemen, are eagles"
Eagles cried all, in amazement
"Yes, eagles" replied the cook, gravely;
gold eagles!"
Edith, who is eight years old. was invited
to ehildren's party. Her blonde hair was
perfectly straight but becomlngly arranged,
and she started off in high feather.
But on her return she was rather silent,
and, on being questioned as to her expert
ence, said:
Il had nice time, but it would have been
nicer If my hair was kinky All the other
girls hair was kinky, and l shant go to
kinks"
So the next week, when, another invitation
came for the little girl her hair was curled
and fuffed out in the most approved style.
Then her mother led her to mirror and
said, There, Edith, what do you think of
Edith regarded herself soberly for mo-
ment and then, turning slowly around, she
said, Its vain. but like it"
n toloIado ranchman was paying his first
visit to New York, and friend took him
down to the Battery, and then proposed
that they walk up Broadway. They kept
walking along, showed and hustled, the ranch
man all excited and pleased After about a
mile of it, he became tired and ceased talk
ing, but kept plodding along. But after an
hours walking, he took his friend by the
arm and stopped him.
Il say, Bill" he said, looking up the street
with weary gaze, sis it town all the way
to the Rocky Mountains"
At hotel table d'hote one of the diners
asked his neighbor to pass the potatoes.
II think you've mistaken me for a waiter,
sir" said the man addressed
The other beckoned to the nearest waiter.
'Water," he said, come here, please!'
"Ycs, sir"
81 want to apologize to you, that is all. You
see, l mistook this man here for you, but l
hope you won't be offended at it. Now just
pass me those potatoes, and III 70 on with
my dinner!"
The Washington herald., 1911-08-13

If the suns heat and light suddenly ceased,
there would follow a stoppage of life and an
end to all movement whatever. The winds
would cease to blow, and the currents would
cease to flow, and an awful, deathlike calm
ness and stiffness would spread over all things.
The attempt to establish an equilibrium
and its Illustration result in movement, in
approached in air, water and life, than the
attempted equilibrium is disturbed. Man
vital vibrations when he gets hungry are
slackening, an equilibrium is approaching.
then heatgiving food is taken to quicken up
the slackening movements Of life, his APP
preaching equilibrium is disturbed, and re-
newed vigor, renewed energy is felt as re-
suit
Supposing over the perfect calmness and
stiffness that would follow in air and water
when % the sun did not shine -,supposing over
this dark death the suns beautiful warm
rays began once more to pour their glad
message Of life-then four currents would be-
gin, at once to flow, one toward each pole
and one toward the equator. These cur
rents would be DETECTED from their direct
course by the earth's rotation on her axis,
by the lands which they met in their course,
10y the winds that would again begin to
blow, and by many other local agencies.
The suns great heat at the tropics by warm
the surface and flow toward either pole
while the, cold waters from the poles would
flow south TO take the place of these warm
waters flowing north
The warm current flowing north and the
cold current flowing south is the attempt on
the part of the waters to establish an eauilib-
rum OF temperature which the suns heat
at tie tropics is always frustrating. Here is
one reason for the flow of the Gulf Stream
toward the north, but it is not alone suffi-
cient to account for the stream keeping itself
distinct amid the waters through which it
flows.
EFFECTS OF SALT AND HEAT.-Sal.
makers in France and along the shores of the
Adriatic obtain salt by inclosing the sea wa
ter in open, very shallow pans, which enables
the suns rays to quickly evaporate the water
while leaving the salt behind
The experience of these saltmakers has
taught them That very blue water indicates
water rich in salt, and that greener hue
is water deficient in Salt. The experience of
these saltmakers, therefore, shows that the
blue OF the Gulf Stream is owing to its
waters containing large proportion of SALT
and this the salometer proves to be the case;
for, on testing different waters by this in
strument, it is found that the Bay of Bis
cay contains three and a half per cent of
salt, whereas the Gulf Stream contains four
per cent.
1t is also found that through the action of
salt the copper on the bottom of ships in the
Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea suffers
more than ships cruising in any other part
of the world. The thermometer placed in
the Gulf Stream shows that its waters are
warmer than the surrounding sea, standing
at &c degrees, and at depth of three thou
sand feet 81 degrees. So here is a stream of
very warm and salt water imprisoned on both
sides and at the bottom by water both colder