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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

A sneeze is said to be the aviator's
undoing. There are some people who
may offer up thanks that they did not
sneeza on certain occasions, who have
never seen aeroplanes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

The public drinking cup was never
condemned as long as a guord was
used.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

The most contemplate person In the
world is that migrate who prefers to
live in one city or community and
continually knocks II. There are such
ones In Pensacola--yery few, however.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

Senator Fletcher would recall the
judges. but what the people want him
to do is TO recall Lorimer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28
FcLEYs HONEY AND TAR CON-
POUND

Still retains its high place as the best
household remedy for all coughs and
colds, either for children or grown
persons. Prevents serious results from
q cold. Take only the genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound. and refuse
'ostitutes.
w. A. DAlemberte. druggist and
apothecary, 121 s. Palafox st.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

For a violent death either eat stall
cucumbers or take to awaiting.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

Taft and Harmon appear to be run
ming a dead heat In the last position
while Wilson and Clark are several
furlongs ahead and the dust's too
thick to tell which one is In the lead.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

A few of the stat editors are at
tempting to get Commissioner Of Ag
riculture McLdn's number.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28
SEVERE ITCHING AND
RnRN!NG ALL OYER
Scalp, Body, Hands, Limbs Covered
with Scales. Could Not Stand Tor
ture. Cured by Cuticura Remedies.

about three years ago ! was attacked
with q very severe itching and burning al
over my body and finally my skin broke
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

Wouldn't the Canadians make ez
cellent Republicans?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

We don't propose encouraging tn,
undertaking business enough to ca
mushrooms.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

See Mutt and jeff" and
=. HuEricape at tn
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

The Miami Metropolis believes Il is
not so much the high cost of living as
1t is the cost of high living.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

'rThe rivalry among the political
parties Is getting to be something
fierce"
yes" replied young Mrs. Torl1ins
cheerily, you'd almost think they
were contending for a baseball PEN
nant Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

The Sphinx propounded a riddle
low can the other man with your
income AFFORD an auto7" she asked
r 1nerewlIn she felt she had them
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
OAINERNlIIE.

GAIN ESNtLIE.
\ Superior But inexpensive Institution FOR
Florida Young Men.
Four colleges, Agricultural experiment
station; University extension. 46 profess
sors and assistants. 1a5 per cent increase
In attendance last two years. Attractive
buildings and campus. For catalogue ad-
dress A A MURPHREE. President
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

Howell-How well you lookl
Powell-Yes; 1 havepk had my va
catieA SSL-J1dGA
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28
Good Paying Positions

There are better opportunities for
good wages and advancement in the
ranks OF Stenographers and Bookkeep-
srs for young men and women than
any other avenue of employment
We secure the best positions for our
students.
Home study courses in Shorthand
and Bookkeeping for those who can
not attend our school.
Day and Night School. Easy terms.
JONES' BUSINESS COLLEGE,
n w. Romano ST.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

Swimming is stin flne In Florida.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-28

FRESH GOPHERS.
Gnickens and eggs ]. r. Rhodes. 2l7
w. Government St Phone s48.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

air as If from a thousand tongues.
Mature herself takes UP the curse, and q
sudden shower breaks, in which every drop Of
rain calls the wretched man Coward The
ocean, the sea and the rivers take part in the
great demonstration, and the word coward
wrung from the heart of nature herself ceases
not to ring in Pilates ear until death frees
him from the curse"
From the legend springs a curious custom
practiced in Hungary on Easter Monday. At
dawn the men of the village wait for the maid
ems of their choice to appear; as each sees the
maiden of his heart he runs after her, and
drags her, shrieking and protesting, to the
nearest fountain or well, where he proceeds to
drench her literally with water. Thoroughly
drenched, the maiden is supposed to pay for
the courtesy with a kiss. Often she breaks
away from her tormentor, and there is a hot
and merry chase until she is captured. OF
course. she Is soon caught and is usually a
willing victim. for this is one Of the Magyar
betrothal customs. and an early marriage fol-
lows the rite.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Easter Betrothals in Hungary

During the first centuries of the Christian
church, Easter was celebrated on the same
day Of the Jewish Passover, because Christ
rose from the dead on that day. In the early
days of the church Easter was the ~fayorite
time for performing miracle plays; priests be-
came actors, and the churches, theaters for
the time being. One Of the most popular of
the mystery plays is based upon the cowardice
of PLATE in condemning Jesus.
Three days after the death of Christ, y runs
the old legend, the pious women Of Jerusalem
came in a crowd to the palace Of the great
ruler and hurled bitter reproaches at him for
his cowardice. PLATE retired to the innermost
part of the palace to escape their reproaches.
Still the voices of the women reached him,
crying, Coward At last PLATE became SO In
furiated at their cries that he ordered the pre-
torians to drive them out by throwing water
on them. This seemed effective, for the mob
dispersed and quiet was restored. But to the
horror and CONSERVATION of Plate, as he
passed from his palace and entered the streets
of Jerusalem. the cry of Coward filed the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
How Sea Birds Drink.

Under the headline, Where Do They
Get Water? a writer in the Young
Folks Catholic Weekly says: when
l was a cabin boy l often used to
wonder, seeing birds thousands Of
miles out to sea, what they did for
fresh water when they were thirsty.
One day a squat ans--ered that ques-
ton for me. 1t was a hot and glitter
ing day in the tropics, and in the clear
sky overhead a black rain cloud ap-
peared all Of a sudden. Then out Of
empty space over a hundred sea birds
came darting from every direction.
They got under the rain cloud, and
waited there for about ten minutes,
circling round and round, and when
the rain began to fall they drank their
fill. In the tropics, where the great
sea birds sail thousands of miles away
from shore, they get their drinking
water in that way. They smell out a
storm a long way off; they travel a
hundred miles maybe to get under it,
and they swallow enough raindrops to
keep them going."-New York Trib-
une.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
MzZROp ar mr. cMec7AZ HWW MSZIWcAE
4SHONWG HE MZlP

the visitor reaches the representation oil the
place where the Savior was laid. From the
ceiling depend memorial lamps and every DE-
tail Of the tomb in Jerusalem is reproduced,
even to the famous silver panel by Raphaei
representing the Resurrection. Above the Sc
~pulchre, as already explained, is Mount Cal
vary, the altar being a replica of the one at
Jerusalem. While the Sepulchre itself is
naturally the climatic point Of interest on
Easter, services of special character are held
in the church throughout the week preceding
this, the most significant Sunday of the year.
OF the throngs Of Easter visitors to Mount
st. Sepulchre, no women and very few men
are admitted to the enclosure of the monas-
tery-for this institution, being designed as
a college as well as a chapel, is built on the
old monastic plan with a courtyard laid out
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
MADE HIS ESCAPE IN TIME
Metaphors Of Millionaire Found No Re.
sponse in the Breast of the
Farmer.

The millionaire accepted the farm
er's cordial invitation to ride, and with
much scrambling gained a seat on top
of the hay.
MY good man." said the millionaire,
patronizingly, this swaying, rolling,
sweet-scented divan is a couch upon
which l could win slumber and be ir-
resistible to the arms of Morpheus
whenever courted sweet Sleep"
The farmer stiffened. "Tll hear no
more of your talk; I'm a respectable
married man, an I'll ask you where
you're goin' so l can avoid the place"
Dreamily the millionaire smiled.
I'm getting back to Mother Nature,
who has been outraged and abused by
me for years; l am a broken man,
and she will forgive me and bring me
back to health"
The farmer stopped the team and
pulled a three-tined %pitchfork from
the brace socket-but his passenger
was gone.-Success Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

not at all strange that the Franciscans at
Mount st. Sepulchre are enabled to present
particularly impressive services at Easter.
Moreover a number of the members of the
community have resided for years at a time
in the Holy Land and are familiar from long
participation with every deail of the Easter
services as conducted at the tomb of our Lord
in Jerusalem. This is the case with the pres
ent superior of the community, Rev. Father
Bede Oldgeering, who is the celebrant of the
solemn high mass which is the principal fea-
ture of the Easter program.
1t is doubtful if any church in America is
embellished with a more lavish floral decora-
ton than that in the Chapel Of the Holy Land
on Easter morning and equally notable is the
special music by the choir of male voices
made up OF members of the community with
one of the brothers acting as organist. The
chapel at Mount st. Sepulchre, and which is
all too small to accommodate the throngs that
come hither on Easter, is in the shape Of a
hVe-fold cross, the large cross forming the
main body of the church AM the small
crosses being represented by chapels. This
cross, symbolic Of the five wounds of our
Lord. appears again and again at Mount st.
Sepulchre and a representation Of it In Vene-
tian mosaic forms the pavement Of the
church. The central aisle Of the large cross
has, at the. entrance of the church, a portico
which supports a gallery, while at the other
end is tho sanctuary. The whole interior
with its rows upon rows Of columns and
arches and its significant white and yellow
decoration, is stately and majestic in the high
est degree and affords the best possible back
ground for the Easter decorations.
The whole arrangement Of the interior con.
duces to focus attention upon the sanctuary
which is the main point Of attraction in the
church and especially so on Easter when 1t
becomes the locale of much that transpires.
The architect who directed the erection Of
the duplicate Of the Holy Sepulchre spent
much time in Jerusalem studying the original
and he haB produced a marvelously faithful
and accurate replica. Two marble stairways,
one on either side Of the Sepulchre, lead to
Mount Calvary, which forms the high altar Of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
TWO JUDGES IN COURT.

"a man has been passing judgment on
women for centuries. 1t is high time that
a woman be permitted to judge men. And l
am perfectly sure that a handsome man could
not get away with it at a woman's tribunal,
as handsome women are doing every day in
courts presided over by men,"
That's what Miss Mary Coleman, lawyer and
suffragette, remarked when l called on her
with the new proposal, backed by a number
of women's clubs, that all the officers of the
women's rights court, from the magistrate
down, be women.
Il don't think an all woman court would be
a good thing.
II don't think an all mans court is any bet
ter.
The ideal court will exist only when jus
tice has gone into partnership. In this court
there will be two judges-one a man and
one a woman. Each will learn from the
other. And will sit jointly and pass
Judgment on men and women"
81 have heard two criticisms of women as
judges, especially of their own SEX" l re-
marked. One person says they would be too
sentimental. Another writes essays on wom-
ans inhumanity to women"
well, we can't be both things" Miss
Coleman replied, briefly. las a matter of fact,
l don't think we're either. l believe that the
best justice prevails when head and heart
works together, and I think this excellent
combination is more often In women than
in men.
Either a man is absolutely inf1exible and
cold-blooded, or he is wishy-washily emotional.
A Judge and jury of men rarely fail to be in
fuenced by a handsome, attractive woman.
But l am equally positive that fascinating
men criminals could Weld no such influence
over women on the bench"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

as a garden-the traditional cloister in the
form Of an open gallery measuring zoo feet
on each of its four sides, which serves the
friars for their walks on rainy days when It
is ineonvenient to take exercise in the open.
However. visitors. though denied a peep at
this sheltered retreat, are admitted to the
wonderful shrines and subterranean cham
bers beneath the chapel and which are in
large measure responsible for the rapidly
growing fame of this institution.
Reached by flights of stone. steps from the
main chapel are two underground chapels,
one being a representation of the Grotto OF
Nazareth and the other the Grotto Of Beth
lehem where Jeens was born. The two grot-
toes are connected by means Of an under
ground passage which duplicates in appear.
ance the Catacombs of Rome and this passage
has at its central point a crypt in reproduc-
ton OF the ancient sepulchral chambers
where an altar was erected over the tomb
OF some famous martyr. From this crypt an.
other underground corridor leads to the sub.
terranean Chapel Of Poor Souls which is In
tended for funeral services. In these under
ground shrines burn vot1ve lamps that are
never extinguished, day or night, from one end
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
ForeStaIIed,

District Attorney J. F. Clarke of
New York vas talking about the re-
cent kidnapping cases.
"Kidnapers," he said, "are apt to
disappear now. They have become
too unpopular. Why, a kidnaper is as
unpopular as a widower.
widows, now, r very attractive.
but about a widower there is always
something uncanny, something almost
clammy-I mean, of course, from the
matrimonial point Of view.
II know a widower who is thinking
of marrying again. He thought he'd
breach the matter delicately the other
morning to his little daughter, so he
said:
"'Ah, my dear, how I did love your
mother!'
"But the little girl gave him a sus-
picious look and snapped:
"fSay do" not did," papa"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
REASONED IT OUT
And Found a Change in Food Put
Him Right.

"A a does not count as wasted the
time he spends in thinking over his
business, but he seems 10th to give
the same sort of careful attention to
himself and to his health. And yet
his business would be worth little
without good health to a r for it. A
business man tells how he did him
self good by carefully thinking over
his physical condition, investigating to
find out what was needed, and then
changing to the right food.
For some years l had been bother
ed a great deal after meals. My food
seemed to lay like lead in my stomach,
producing heaviness and dullness and
sometimes positive pain. OF course
this rendered me more or less unfit
for business, and | made up my mind
that something would have to be done.
Reflection led me to the conclusion
that ~over-eating, filling the stomach
with indigestible food, was responsible
for many Of the ills that human flesh
endures, and that / was furnishing
myself in that way-that was what
was making me so dull, heavy and un-
comfortable, and unfit for business
after meals. concluded to try Grape
Nuts food to see what 1t could do for
me.
Il have been using 1t for some
months now, and am glad to say that
I do not suffer any longer after meals;
my food seems to assimilate easily
and perfectly, and to do the work for
which 1t was intended.
II have regained my normal weight,
and find that business is a pleasure
once more--can take more interest in
1t, and my mind is clearer and more
alert"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Read THE Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letters A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
REPRODUCTION az mr. hEly &HMCNnr III II
CZA2EZ At MCNY' ST NNXC3HRE

of the year to the other. These underground
shrines, representative of the spot where
Jesus first opened His eyes upon the world
and the humble HON of Che Holy Family in
Nazareth, are both, as In the case of the Holy
Sepulchre, exact reproductions of the origi-
nails in the far-off Holy Land. Indeed, SO
faithful is the duplication even in little things
that we see in its proper place the stone
bench upon the counterpart Of which in the
Holy Land sit the Turkish s~entinels who
stand guard over the spots SO hallowed by
Christians.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

underground vaults are Of more imme.
diate interest. The %incloseure is about
800 feet square. with walls Ave feet
thick. The underground cavities are
numerous, and In one was found q
square FISCHER and d lamp made BY
Christians. Coins. vases. and the re-
mains Of about thirty amphorae were
also found, and ~ would seem that
many Of the cavities are violated
tpmbs Of Christians.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

There is much qualification in knowing
one possess the best in style and value.
If you deal with the House of Jaccard''
you lave this qualification. When in the
need of diamond engagement rings, solid
gold wedding rings, or solid silver we'd
ding gifts, write for our illustrated cata-
log and you will get the correct styles
and the very best values at moderate
prices. ACKNOWLEDGMENT & King Jewelry
Co., Broadway and Locust St, st. Louis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Interesting Find Of Roman Fort

The archaeological. under Lieut..
Bouvet, who vas recently subsidized
by the government OF Tunis, have
been making some interesting finds in
North Afriea Of late, the most linz
portant being \ Roman fertilization at
Rasel4Ain, Tlalet. In most respects It
IS similar to the hundreds OF fortified
~legionary camps found ID every quar-
ter pf the world that Rome invaded.
btt me christisn remains found IN
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Dearest, we are coming near a tun-
mel"
Now, Jack, don't you dare to try
to kiss me"
Don't be afraid. This one is light
ed by electricity"
Isn't that provokingi"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Truth = Trouble Maker,

A West Philadelphia man and his
wife have separated. None Of their
friends know why, but one, being
curious, asked the husband:
What was the trouble between you
and your wife?"
20, nothing much. She bought a
new hat for $40 and asked me what l
thought of 1t. And told her. That's
ALL"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
To Make Ink at Home

/ find that a better quality Of inks
can be made at home and It costs
about one-quarter as much as that sold
in small bottles. For black ink get a
package OF s~late-coiored dye Moisten
1t with a little cold water and then add
a pint Of boiling water; stir until dis
solved and your ink Is ready to use In
making purple ink d quart Of water
must be used. In this manner any
color OF ink desired can Big made and
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
NATURALLY.

Jonathan-Silas is dead. Went to
Their city ter git a tooth pulled and
Their dentist told him he'd better take
gas first.
Postmaster-Gave him an overdose,
Ell?
Jonathan-No. After Their dentist
told him that he went back ter his
boarding house an took Their gas him
self
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Important to Mothers
Bears the
Ahsent.Mlnded suffranette,

One of the Suffragettes-I've lost
me best hatpin, Lizzie.
Another-Where did you leave it
last?
The First-Oh, l remember now! I
left it sticking in that policeman
London Opinion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Substitution.

Customer-Have you got the latest
thriller?
Clerk--No; but here's something
Just as bad.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
FIuures n the EVOLUTION.

Little wiliiesay, pa, what Is sang
froidYs
Passing froid is the impudence Of
9 man worth half o milliol my son.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

1t is very good to use In coloring pyro-
graphic goods and saves much money
as a small bottle Of coloring fluid costs
about rs cents.-Exchange.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Garfield Tea assists overworked digestive
organs, c~orrects constipation, cleanses the
system and rids the blood of impurities.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Modern Method.

Modern Method.
my books are In very bad shape"
said the high financier.
Shall | send for an expert account
ant?' inquired the confidential man.
"No.~Send for an alienist." .
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

Full life exists in three dimensions,
art in two, and science in one; like q
solid, a superficies, and a line.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13

LuS uuTC "A
low door, set
between two or
namental pan
els leads to the
outer room of
the tomb. In
the middle of
this, supported
by a low pedes-
tai, there is a
stone called the
Stone of the
Angel, the orig
inal of which,
tradition AYERS,
is a fragment of
the very stone
on which the
Messenger of
Heaven rested
when he gave
the glad tidings
on that memo
rable e a S e,r
morn. Natural
ly this is an OBJ
ject of the most
intense interest
to the Easter
sthrong.
Through a sec
ond door in
this fac-simile
S~epulchre an
opening eve
lower in height
than that above
m n oned
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-13
Spring Debility
Felt by SO many upon the return of warm weather
is due to the impure, impoverished, devitalized
condition of the blood which causes that tired
feeling and loss of appetite as well as the pinples,
boIs and other ~eruptions so common atthis season.
Ills cured by the great constitutional remedy
Hoods ~SarsapariHa

which effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparll-
la, but because it combines the utmost remedial values Of more than twenty
different ingredients. There is no real substitute for Hoods Sarsaparla-
If urged to buy any preparation said to be "just as good," you may be sure
it is inferior, costs less TO make, and yields the dealer a larger profit