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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
MAY GET NEW MONTH.

The Swiss government is
about to extend an invitation to
governments to send representa-
tives to a conference to discus
the proposition to reform the
calendar. SO as to divide the yea
into thirteen months of % days
each. with New Years day one
by itself without beginning in any
month and without being one o
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
PRAISE FOR LLOYD W. BOWERS
WIS ONE or FIRST LAWYERS or
THREE OR FOUR IN COUNTRY

Daring the Yale Alumni asso-
aton banquet, President Taft
b speaking Of the late Lloyd w.
Bowers, said: "To the late
Lbyd W. Bowers, solicitor gen
raI Of the United States, | con
ilered him a great lawyer, stand
D., among the first three or four
nthe country"
Mr.. Bowers was the guest Of
D. f. Rlordan here several years
40, and the many of our citizens
Who met him will remember him
sa pleasant and jovial compan-
Jon, who aItho greatly excelled all
Incidentally, he was the same to
lI, which is seldom seen in men
this station. Had he lived he
would have received the appoint
nent as Justice of the Supreme
court of the United States, the
highest position which the Presi
lent has the power to fill and Que
which but few men ever reaches.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
WHERE IS The "HEART"?

1"ls Friday evening, the mem
''' Of the Senior class will be
.''"amed "oi where, is the
question that puzzcls them. They
'SS md the house where a heaat
's> IN the window, and a mer-
~ ! Ya''e Is in 81 re 70. them
4 's'e they I'D the '.healt in
,,,, window they wi royal en-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
A GOOD IDEA.

Wisconsin will do we'll to pass
the bill advocated by State Treas
urer Eahl, which provides fer
selling public lands in the state to
actual settlers on easy payments.
With over 36o,994 acres u dis
pose of, why should the people go
to Canada, Tevas or other far
away countries ?-BeIoit Free
Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
WILL HOLD SOCK SOCIAL

The Guild Of the Episcopal
church are making arrangements
tor sock social. to be hcid on
March goth. When you receive
a sock, measure up and fill the
sack with coppers (pennies), and
the ladies will greatly appreciate
your kindness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
SNOW STORM DELAYS TRAIN

The north bound passenger was
ger four hours late in arriving
aefe Monday afternoon on az
''nt of the big storm at Chicago
oI Milwaukee. Those of our
''Idents who have been complain
u. about the snow here this win
a' should visit the southern
''S Of this state CT the places
o5'n OF here, and they would
onk they lived in paradise, as
V nave less snow than the other
ahccy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
JUNIOR PROM A SUCCESS

The Junior Prom, given by the
Class of II, at the Lyceum last
Friday night. was a decided So
cial success. The decorations OF
the hall surpassed anything here
tofo,e given A large crowd at
tended and all report a most en-
ioyabIe evening.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
LOST INFANT DAUGHTER

Mr.. and Mrs. David Gert5/lost
their infant daughter Ina, Friday
evening, by pneumonia. The fun
eral was held Sunday afternoon
from the, German Lutheran
church, Rev, H. A. Mueller con-
Quoting.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
BISHOP WELLER HERE FEB. 23rd

Bishop Wellar of Fond du Lac,
will be in Eagle River on Thurs
day, Feb. 23rd, when large num-
Der will be confirmed and taken IL
the Episcopal church. The new
furnishings tor the church is ex-
pected here next week.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10

LOST 4 HORSE

VIZ OF 4. J, Thrun's horses
/ ,' NcAed in the leg by its mate
'''kIns a bone and the animal
"a Killed last Friday night to re-
, ''e its suffering. This makes
!" and horse Mr.. Thrun has
% aside Of d wear.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
DATE OF CONVENTION CHANGED

On account Of misunderstood
ing. the date of the teachers con-
vention for Oneida and Villas
county, was changed to March sd
at Minoequa, with Mr.. McCaskel
President OF the Superior Normal
school Will be the conductor.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
TWO CANDIDATES IN THE FIELD

From all appearances at pres
ent, it looks like hot contest for
the office of county supesintend-
ent of schools. There are two
candidates in the field, A. J. Aus
tin, proprietor of Hotel Austin and
former principal of our High
school, and Grant Cook who has
held the office for a good many
years is also out reelection,
Both candidates are out with
their nomination papers.
Aviator Caps for Ladies, made.
by Eagle River Knitting Mills.
Now on sale at Persohn's.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10

d.,s Of the week. One of tht
th,ngs that recommends the
ch ,nge is the convenience of hav-
ing every month begin with Sun
day and end with Saturday, every
Thursday fall on the 5th, 18th,
10 h and Goth and so on with all
tie DAYS. -Rhtnelander News.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
The SICK ARE IMPROVING

I Dave Setback has been confined
to his bed the past week with La
! Grippe, and his place of business
has been IN charge of John GUIDE
CAST.
f; Robert Ziebell is still confined
to his home by pneumonia which
appears to have strong hold ON
, him.
Mr.. Herman Ziebel is also con-
fined TO the house with LaGrippe
and old age.
Mrs, Frank A. Hall is slowly
recovering from severe attack
of measels.
Hartley McGill came home
camp near Mercer suffering with
pneumonia, but is now on the
gain.
Mrs. P. Walsh is still confined
to her home by illness,
Walter ScheribeI is slowly but
surely on the gain, which is graft
flying news to the little fellows
many friends.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
vt The CYPHERS INCUBATOR

,,n! ,Uu want to see The Cyphers
i, 'OfS and Breeders in opera
i, u l''' at the Eaton farm Kin-
D'sS'eadl 2s-tf
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-02-10
FILLING ICE HDusFS

!. ~ Z hlrzel and crew are out
~ 0'eretts and Riordans' this
: ,'DS their respective ice houses
:. ueSt summers use.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
The Suaar crimo.

The Asht on the Sugar Trust just
now bids feir to accomplish bene-
hcial results. Sugar oushttO be III.
most as cheap rs salt. At lcastit
ought to be sold TO the consumer at
cost Of production with . Feasona-
BILE per cent Of profit thereon. This
is not the way -thegPFice 10 made.
The trust simply fixes the price a
high as they think the public will
stand for. A kind providence made
the ingredients to, make sugar al
most as plentiEll as water, but the
trust runs a corner, on them and
charges what. it pleases. j., What
these men need is a term in Jail,
1t is useless 10 waste time finding
them. 1t is a crime pure and sim
pie and cannot be too strenuously'
dealt with. -Moberly Democrat.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Buttons Made From Hoofs.

At the big beef-packine houses
the hoofs are assorted into three
grades, the white ones being used
for a certain grade of button closely
resembling the better quality of
pearl buttons. A striped hoof is
flattened into a plate through pres.
sure under heat and used in the
manufacture of hairpins; striped
hoofs are also used in the manu-
factuEe of buttons. Black hoofs
and hoof scrap are used in the man.
ufacture of cyanide and chrome.
Scraps of hOofs ground up into fine
powder make nitroGenous fertilizer
for grapes and other crops. Herald.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
The Way Of q Woman.

They had been quarrelinG, and
although hubby was willing to take
all the blame upon himself, and
smooth matters over peaceabIy. she
was snippy and Indifferent.
Come over here Jessie. Aren't
you curious to koow what is in
this packasei" '', @'t'
oh, not very she replied bel
leerently; I can stand the strain
guess r,'s. sss.-. ~. ..'
We'll. Its something for the one
love best in all the swoTld.' he said
coaxinGly, trying town q :smile. I.
oh, 10 that .sor she. snifEed. I
suppose, then, it'e those suSpendeEs
you said you needed."-Ex. *
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
He SOos From All Sides.

Probably week before the cleo.
ton a labOTing man who peEsisten-
ly votes the Republican ticket be-
cause dad" always voted that way,
complained to us that he couldn't
Gee how he would get through the
winter on account Of the high price
Of coal, meats and other necessities
Of life. Since the election the price
Of meat has been downward in har-
mony with a descending scale that
begins before the election. The
other day this same complaining
Republican came to US and twitted
US because the Democratic victory
throughout the country has brought
meat prices down. That is what
the people voted for and this delud-
ed Republican who said that under
the high prices he could not get
through the winter, now rails the
Democrats are trying to make con-
ditions so that he can get through
the winter. Poor, deluded, blind
partisan, he is not entitled to SYM
pathy. Grant City Times.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Bill of Expense.

The law that requires all candi-
dates for state, county and city
offices to file bill of their expendi.
lures during the campaign immedi.
ately after the election, is in force
in Georgia now. and the candidates
who lost and won in the recent
primaries are now filing the bills
that show what it cost them to be
elected or defeated. One of the de-
feated candidates for county office
in that state has just filed this bill:
Lost 4 months and % days cam
paignine; 1.349 hours thinking
about the election; S acres of cotton
q acres Of corn: a whole sweet DO.
tato crop; 4 sheep: shoats and /
beef given to d barbecue; 2 front
teeth and q considerable amount of
hair in a personal skirmiSh; gave
away 81 plugs Of tobacco; Z Sunday
school books: 2 pairs Of suSpenders:
4 calico dresses; 7 dollSand IS baby
rsttleS. . 81
- Told 2,S89 lies; shook hands Is.
rs times: talked enough to have
mOde in print 1000 large VOLUMES
size Of patsRt ONCE reports: AisSed
1913 babies; hindled IA kitchen fires:
cut 8 cords Of wood; pulled GA
bundles Of fodder; picked TVS pounds
Of cotton; helped pull 7 loads OF
corn: dug "a bushels potatoes: tOeod
q buckets Of water: put up z StSVGs
was dsa bit 4 times watch brOke
BY baby. cost IS to have repairs.
Loaned cut 2 barrels Of -four; 50
bushels Of.nsnl: $50 pounds of be-
con; 81 pounds Of butter: IL dozA
CTS: Q umbrellas; Is lead pencils;
1 Bible dictionary; / NOW blAdes2
hoGO; l OyeroOat; 5 boxes paper csl.
lars, none which have been retuTnd
Called'.my opponent a pcramhu.
lstins liar doctors bill $40. Had
FIVE arguments With my wife no
suit: One flower vase smashed one
broom handle broken, dish Of
hash knocked OF the table, 1 SHIRT
bosom ruined. 2 handfulls OF whisk-
ers. pulled out, 10 cents worth Of
sticking plaster bought besides
spending 9I,768"-Ex
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Caught With the Goods On.

Mr.. Kavanaugh must have struck
the president a center shot. When
the two recently met in Washington
City, the president didn't smile a
little bit. The fact is, the president
has been playing double with the
deepwater advocates and Kava-
nsugh caught him with the goods.
-Boonville Advertiser.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
FOTast II.

Fsr6st the Islander you have
heard.
FORGET tho AaSty. unkind word.
a.. EOrGet the quarrel and the causS
FOEset the whole affair. bScausa,
FOEGettiRa = the only way. 49,.
FOE6sttinG the storm Of yssteF.l
day.
Forget the chap with a sour face
ForastS to sulle in any plaza
l. PERFECT the trials you have had.
81 Forget the weather, if it's bad,
Forget the kROcker--hS's Q freak,
FORGET him seven days a week:
FOraSG you're not a millionaire.
Forget the gray Stre0ks in your
hair. ..
Forget the home team Lost the
game, p, ~ .t ..s -H.
Forget the pitcher was to blame,
Forget the coffee when its cold.
FSr6St to kick, forget to scold.
Forget the cold those winter days.
FOHGSt the. plumbers awful
charge. 50 ~.
FOEdct the ice mans bill was
laEfe Zee =" -, -
FsE6ot wherever you may roam.
EsGSsA the dGCk who. wrote this
Ra@, -" - Il. -n a.
YoEsSG hahn s0cial bliss.
Forget himsnR when he wrote
this. % 4 .,a4 i "a 81 "F.
FoFSst To- ever oct the blues.
nat dent, fOF6St to pay your
'dnes. = Exchange ~ ~
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05

No community can hide its boost
Ing shortcomings behind the local
nswSpAper or behind the far ODpor-
tunities i tells absut. The GLOW
business methods Of q psSDls can
not be covered up BY a the kSest.
ina it can do. 1t li&At have the
LARGEST prem in the world and eli
the machinsry in ksepins with il
and issuO booster numhars froEn
morn till AisAt but il .tAs peopls
dealt bach up what tie paper says
they make it cut . Mar and itS xOEk
II done Ter nOtAiR6--IAncasteg Ex,
ll|K. .- p. IF 49,.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
NO Haa LivstA Gate HiussIr."

. No matter how hard ,Ws.nay try
to get away from this fact. We ere
ell integral parts Of the comMunity
in which We live and have q daty
to perform. How a6ce1lsGEy 10 it
th@ for US to work il HniaDn. Yea
Ne doubt we'll ramenhoR tia allie
cory CONCERNING the fatkaS Who.
about TO pass away. called his sev-
en- aOns arOund him sad NreSmtiaa
GAcA in tuys with Q bundls d asveili
sticks securely AouRd, ssk him to
break theRn. They failing IN tAh,
the old gentleman took the bundle,
united it. and taking the stisks one
BY one, they were oaSily brekoo:
which Was to teach them that uni
ted q enc they stead aGaihst any
adversary. 6ut divided they lSl. So
1t is with . community. When It
stands DO o unit it is inWincihls
along any line which it moves. but
divided is a'failure al0na all lines.
So we zee how necessary II 10 for
us % . community 10 stand to-
Gether and stand for the right. -Ex.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Why EioaO wsuldat Bite Daaisl.

Why EiOaS WSulda't Bite Daniel.
Gen any little girl or boy tela me
why The lions wouldn't hurt DanielY''
said . Gentleman. addressing q Sum
day School. s. a-,
I know sOid one bright little
felIow, holding up his hand.
-And chat W@ the EeaaO0, my
little InanS" GAid the man. stppine
forward With his face in q joyous
GLOW. Speak up loud, 90 that all
may hear yOu. Why wouldn't the
lions bite Danieis"
Il dusB it was Goa be bslOnasd
to tbs circaM" -. ~.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Missouri Is Growing Better.

Circuit court fails to bring so
many to our city as it used to do,
and a greater per cent of them who
do come are on lockers. One of the
greatest proofs that people are
growing better in this county is
seen"in the court docket being only
q fraction Of its former self in size.
=, Hermitage Index. ga.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Back Whoro the Puakius Crow.

Back WAsTe the Puakias Grew. Ks
rm tired Of ROein' buildings that
leon Up 70 the sky. i, ...y.
An dodain' sutomcbiles like lieht.
nss Hin' 0cootfn' BY: e,f =, t',y.
Tn aiek Of buzz and. Aummin' Of
"a electrical machines, $50. ,.,.
An hOulevards en- hrdGss. an Q
!. :, thousand other scsnes, ed.
An ny thOu&hsS jiSt git tO,dEifin',
H.. an away they seem to 70.
To q valley down in, Indiana. back
where the punkinS, grow. ID,
There amt no towers cF steeples thet
clouds seem leadin' to. .
Nor archwayS made Of granite, with
railroads runnin' through,
There amt no fats an mansions
thct's a het up with steam,
An GAS an ruDnin' water, an each
new tangled scheme:
LOneside Of city fashions. the folks
is kinder slow.
An styles is soEtcr backward, back
where the punkinS grow.
But men may keep on schemin' Of
tAs thines thetS big an Great,
An city FOLKS Keep huStlin' to cit
further up-to-date. c,,,
I'm tired Of politicians. with their
GippSry sorter talk,
An pSsSle half a-runnin! O. they
paU yec on the walk Il, ST., B.
I'm tired Of burg on. h4mnin'.. IN
In FL packed Up TO- o. ,.ro, 4y
TO the dear old iWaAaeh Valley.
hack where tha1puRkinSI IeoM.
,smT7FFet HsiXaplS ..
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05

I nMm.Sh6pArd was here Monday.
He has sccSptsd aipO0itiOn Is trav.
cling salesman for pEaaa the Quin-
cX candy mani end will make Mon
To- every. three 9Wssha He b IN,
elIsat gsuba, msn and win make
dpud.:, .''aA D'Aig e~,,. w., 50 +,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Missouri Holds 1t Over Kansas.
That Whitewash of Ballinser

That Republican job of white
washing Ballineer was a complete
partisan accomplishment and had
its counterpart during the admin
istration of Roosevelt when Paul
Morton was exonerated and given
an opportunity to 60 up higher" -
Memphis Democrat
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
What the Missouri
Editors Are Saying
What a Fall For Warner!

What a fall, my countrymen,
from United States senator to post
master at Kansas City. Major War
ner appears to be out purely for
pie, without regard to honors. -
'Chillicothe Constitution.
Missouri Holds It Over Kansas.
In Wyandotte county, Kansas, in
state and county taxes a man pays
$5l3 for each $1,000. In jackson
county, Mo-, he pays 1924 in state
and county taxes on each $1,000
Kansas City Post.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05

their country better BY bending
their energies to prevent the pass
see Of measures that are harmful
to the commonwealth. Memphis
Democrat. - - ~ D.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05

Ei@ MARGARET Huehsch. returned
20 Aarctaine where shs is tsaeAiDs,
after srsndina esveEql weels. with
hOResolka. a'- .
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05

Ed CravSOsA nsds a buiGnoss
trip to HannihA, THURSDAY. ~
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Too Naay Lave New.

Thece 10 one thing becomes plain
a the Longer We live aud take no
dee Of thinGS II is that congress
end the several leGislatur@ pile up
lnnumerable laws on the same sub
juut, which ara never enforced or
asuaht 70 besnSOEced. Every man
emit to the lodiSlsturO lnaaain@ he
mnst distinguish himself BY being
tbs author Of come bill that be-
5csmsa i law. II they WoHld zoe
thinas in the proper light they
would discover they would serve
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
DOn't Forget the Peer.

The nippins frosts and chill Of
winters forerunner are attacking
IN. Don't forget the poor. Prob
ably there's 9 child in your neigh
boFhOod who is inBufficiently clothed
probably q home inadequately
heated; possibly q table bare of
food. Christmas time, 9 period Of
rejoicing and generous giving is ap-
preaching. Don't forget those who
nay not be so fortunate 90 you.
Help them out Of, your plenty
Popular Blum Citizen Democrat.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05
Deacon Dobyns on Taxes.

II il were not for the taxes this
county wouldn't be worth living in.
No schools, no bridges; no roads. no
state colleges. no aSylumS for the
hslpnCss and friendleSs. no curb on
the vicious and criminal, no courts
Of Justice. no protection Of law. no
public officials. no candidates a.
ways glad TO see youl-HOlt County
6eRtinel.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1911-01-05

AOUi SnIIS1NSS HENyeL'
When yeu pray for poor people
On the night before ChHiStmas,"
Tasesse season your pray with O
little coffee, tea, sugar. meat. broad
asd potatoes. II will strengthen
FOUR prayer % 1t can climb the
golden hill and pOss into the pGaHly
9at@. Prayer Of itself Is oil Yiaht
bat 1t will not strengthen the phys
zeal body. Worth County Times.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1911-06-29
rhe one ThIna NeedfuI.

Arms and legs are not so indis.
pensable after all" remarked the man
who narrowly escaped with his life
in an explosion where he lost the use
Of both arms.
He slipped his milk in silence
through straw, shook some change
out of his pocket to the waiter. and,
reaching down with his mouth for the
lighted cigar, pulled vigorously. Then.
bowling his head and jamming it into
his hat on the table, he arose and
turned to go, saying: But this head
of mine is mighty useful"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1911-06-29
For A Noisy. Fourth.

Now that firecrackers are placed un-
der the ban by the laws of some COM
munities, the boys and girls will find
numerous other explosive noises with
in their reach that are entirely sane.
Among those substitutes we find the
following:
Smelling peas will be found to make
a pleasant little noise not unlike the
pop of a small firecracker, and will
prove very helpful to the cook.
An interesting noise similar to the
reverberant discharge of the exceed
ingly mischevous giant cracker is to
fill a grocers paper bag with hot. air
air and give 1t terrible whack on the
side. This done at sunrise from the
outside of your parents door will start
the day along reasonably with no at
tendant injuries.
An electric light bulb tapped sharp
ly with the end of billiard cue
makes a sound which, with your eyes
shut, resembles the explosion OF rife,
and is less dangerous than turning the
gas on In the cellar and throwing q
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1911-06-29

Richard ILL.,. and ninth in descent
from said John was George, the first
president of the United States.
George Washington was entitled, by
virtue of Evolutionary custom-not law
in this country-to use his cognizance
upon flag in the army which he
commanded: and thus the first ma.
tional flag ever made and used in
America was composed of three stars
and three stripes. which those who
were versed in heraldry would at
once recognize as the proper colors OF
the general-in-chief of the revolutions
airy army-the flag of Washington.
Since then an increase of the orig
inal number has somewhat obscured
its parentage, and many are not aware
that this originated, from the legiti-
mate armorial bearings of the father
of his country, the flag which has cost
SO many lives to maintain.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1911-06-29

lighted match down the coal hole.
A fairly effective substitute for
roman candle, and one that is entirely
harmless, consists in a length Of gar.
den hose stuffed with red, white and
blue balls of yarn placed at intervals
of. say, three feet. When the water
is turned on 1t will sizzle forth like a
fiery spray, and the balls, as they
emerge, will give an illusion not un.
like the colored balls of fire from the
old-time candle.
For the little girls who care more
for the sibilant noises of the sisser
than for the popping of the crackers
steam radiator ready for action
forms an excellent substitute, and can
be used indoors II the day is rainy
without danger of fire to your dwell
ing.
A pleasant evening celebration for
young man who can afford 1t is to
call upon his best girl and spend an
hour or two In popping the question.
1t ir 51st as we'll for those who decide
upon this method of honoring the day
to see that the young waman's small
err brother has been successfully fired
before beginning operationB.-Judge.