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Arizona republican., 1911-04-11

A valuable dressing for flesh
wounds. burns, scaIds. old sores, rash,
chafed' skin, is BILLIARDS. SNOW
IMMINENT, it is both healing and
antiseptic. Price CSC. soc and s1OO
per bottle. Sold by Elvey & Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1911-04-11

You'll do better at the Farmers Co
operative Creamery company on North
Second street. If
Arizona republican., 1911-04-11

Twenty sacks Early Rose seed po-
tatoes, S1.50 per sack Crump HAY
& Grain Co. D
Arizona republican., 1911-04-11
5000 Real Hand CrOcheted Doilies and Center
pieces and Handmade LaceS
Made by The Peasants or Armenia Egypt
On Sale Today at One-HaIf Price

Women love handmade Cenrpieces They have
air Of elegance and they
This sale will a to crafty
sire for these charming ornamental
EST PRICES WE HAVE EVER KNOWN
a who makes
business of buying up
the fancy-wOrk done by the peasant
We have had handmade and Cenerpieces before
BUT NEVER AT THE PRICES AS WE SHALL. SELL. THEM
TOMORROW
Every piece many patterns artistic
beauty This bring crowd of women that
the whole be day See DISPLAY in
Arizona republican., 1911-04-11
Beautiful Easter Millinery

Naturally
lind just what here but it's wOrlrOom that the will be
We all Hats
and helmet hats made by hand of braid blocked
the
French blue and much interesting
department and display.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-03-17
SANTA FE TIME CARD.
SOUTH-BOUND.

SOUTHBOUND. Arrives
Chicago City Leavenworh Daily 1880 A.
Chicago City, Topeka, Etc, Daily 1A0 p
FromCooado Topeka sC Etc. Daily Ex Sunday 9 p
NORTH-BOUND.
Coneyvi Cheyvale Thayer Daily E Sunday $50 A.
2O4 independence Cefeyvil Cherryva
FROM Valley Wellington Tulsa, Cofeyvile,
Vale, Daily p.
Pitsburg, Girard Erie, Etc, Daily lilo p
Fgt Ptsbug Daily lex Sunday
EAST-BOUND
FromEmpor Madison Fredo Benedict West Daily O5 A.
Leaves
Fol Kansas City, Chicago Etc, Daily lao A. NJ
For Center Topeka, Kansas City, Etc. Daily,
(Ex Sunday 600 A. NJ
POP Topeka, City, Chicago Daily
Thayer Cofeyvle Daily (E Sunday
Cerryvae, Cofeyvl Cedar Vale Tulsa Etc. Daily $40 A.
Valley Oklahoma Texas CoTeyve Daily POO
Pitsburg Daily p.
2i7 Frgt Ftsburg Daily (Ex Sunday 700 A.
wESTBOUND.
2e7 For Benedict Eureka Madison Empo
" DAILY POS P. NJ
truly,
J. WITHSTAND, Agent
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-03-17
RELIABLE JEWELRY

our superior array of JewelrY aud
Watches makes selection easy. Every
thing is in perfect taste, and every
thing may be perfectly relied upon.
We sell nothing we don't know all
about, and we tell you everything we
know about everything you ask to see
@. E. CONKLIN, the Jeweler,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-03-17
LOCAL ITEMS
Buy old papers here.

Buy old papers here.
Let us do your job printing.
Pay up your subscription to The
Times.
Col, Isett is Gu a trip Though O&lG-
homa.
Mrs. J A Bettes is visiting 10 Kan
sas City
Mrs. w. Ii. Hunt has returuea
from Altoona,
MIS- 9. II. Cole is visiting relatives
in Bartlesvllle.
Miss Edna Holemau has been visit
ing in Bronson.
Mr5. A. f. Lawrence visited t.
Parsons last week.
Mrs. Charles Taylor visited in Kan
sas City oyer Sunday.
Sale bills printed at this Office.
Our prices are reasonable.
FOR SALE-Plymouth Rock Ro)s-
terS Mrs. a. III, Turner.
J. G. Butler had business in Coff y
vile, the fst of the week.
Eugene Conklin spent Sunday 10
Parsons. visiting friends. Is
Mr.. aud Mrs. II. e. Haines hal e
returned from Clifton, Mo.
Miss Name Elrl returned Saturdi y
from visit to Ptlsburg.
MISS Cradle of GaIesburg spent SUE
dly visiting Mrs, u. Wiggans.
Rail- Keys is building cottage al
The corner of 11th and Central.
Last Tuesday Thayer voted for
CITY Hall by vote of Ill to ID
e, W, Parks visited relatives in
Q anute, the first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs W G. Griffith visited
| relatives in CotTeyvlle, Sunday,
Miss Nellie Smith of Williamsburg
is visiting Miss Laura Crawford.
Mrs. M Low returned last Friday
from an extended visit in Uotfeyy lie
Mrs. Frank Grove is yisitin-
relatives in Independence, this week
Col. J. B. Duerson returned Satur
day from business trip TO RedHeId
No.
Mrs. Earl Jackson returned Saint
day FROM a visit with her parents i
Plttsburg,
Plymouth rock eggs for sale at 81
per setting Mrs. A. II Turner Or
s. Central.
it is coming housecleaning time
and you can buy old papers at The
Times office.
Mrs. w. G.. Mitchell was visiting
relatives and friends in lola the first
OF the week.
Mrs. G. w. Rush Of Erie, visited
her daughter, Miss Nellie, in This
city last week.
Mrs, c. B Young and daughter
Miss Jessie, have gone to Garden CIT,
to make their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Lucas went tt
Topeka Sunday. where Mrs. Luca
entered the hospital.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. A. A
McKinstrey, 3l2 North Steubeu aye
nue., a IL pound boy.
Mrs. Gus LaSalle and Mrs A. b
Erickson went to Kansas City anC
attended the funeral of their sister
b. f Nye has returned from Topeka
where he held responsible cleTkshii
during the session Of the legislature
Get your horse and OK bill
printed at this office, We have SOM
new cuts ard are prepared to put GU
an attractive bill.
"Have you heard o. G. Seeley's tw'
new hits, "I'll Come Back tor You,
and "I'll Meet You Tonight Ia toe
Land Of Dreams?n We have then
ADD they are fine Sent postpaid fo'
25c. Address o G. See ey. Winti Id
Kansas.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-03-17

C. r. Ames is touring Arkansas.
Don't hurry about that early garden,
Spring seems to have got a backseT.
j. e. Bunk went to Kansas CITY,
tuesday.
This weather is a little hard on
peach buds.
Mrs. d. f. Harmon i visiting her
parents, in Girard.
Mrs. Gaughan of carlton, is visiting
relatives 10 this city.
Mrs. e. E. Ward has returned from
her visit ia Hutchinson.
Prof, and Mrs. Newell visited in
Erie, Saturday and Sunday.
Fremont Leidy has been reappointed
revenue collector for Kansas.
The women of the state are already
starting their campaign for equa!
suffrage, to be voted on two years from
now.
We are glad to note that ComradeJ'
n Rlckel is able to be about agar,
,fter a severe sickness of almcs6 al
winters duration.
The city is fixing up the park in the
second ward. We are glad to see tnis
dope. IL was pity IL was noC
commenced sooner.
Miss Nellie Rush. daughter of Mr..
md Mrs. George Rush of Erie, mas
oeen taken to Topeka hospital lor
an oneration for appendicitis, Her
mother accompanied her.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. Ruff of this city have
lust passed the Sc anniversary OF tne.r
wedding. They lived in Ohanute Al
years They don't seem mucn oiuef
than they did 20 years ago.
r. J. Rogers and family 8. C.
Carley and family and Arthur Rogers
and family of the Buffalo neignoor-
hood, have moved to Montana where
they will settle on homesteads.
It is said the U S.government Is 10
possession of the. most powerful ex-
plosive ever invented. 1t will pene-
trate the most powerful armor plate
and then explode the projectile inside
the ship; scattering death and des-
on every hand.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1911-03-17

Tuesday,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hal Isett have moved
to Kansas City,
Mrs. II. ]. Glover is visiting rela-
tives In Ottawa.
Mrs. M. A Duncan IL visiting her
son IN f. edonia.
Mrs. II. D. Schoff is visiting her
sister 10 Bartlesvlle.
Mrs Harry Williams went TO Wal
nut, Tuesday, to visit relatives,
Mr.. and Mrs. II. r Talbot of In
dependence are visiting relatives in
this city.
Mrs. Jack Grubb Of Cambridge !
visiting her parents, Mr.. aud Mrs. W.
e, Beavers, Of this city.
G.. b. Amyx went u Amsterdals,
No, Tuesday, to see his sister, who
Is very low with consumption,
Mesdames Sprague and Steve
s ugleton OF Benedict, were the
guests OF Mrs. G, Mcfadden IaSl
week
Frank Courtney returned to hi
work in Kansas City, the first of tA-
week, after a short visit with his
plrents.
By the courtesy of our old FRIEND
Judge Durham, we enjoyed delight
III little spin in his auto, Tue-dA
Afternoon,
For Sale-$35O Story & Clark NJ
grand Piano. Come and see M
you want bargain. e D. Brown
7 mes Office.
w. e Baer went to Topeka Satur
lay. He was employed in the santa
Fe railroad offices here and has Leet
transferred.
Warren Humphrey WHO is attend
ng higa school tt Ft. Scott, visited
ais uacle, w. FL. Humphrey OF this
city over Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Nee of Colvllle, Wash.
VINO has been the guest of Mrs. Jacl
Nee aud Mrs. G. Il. Larrick returned
aUme Saturday.
The NeoshO Presbytery will meet II
Chauute, the second week in April
Tae meetings will be held in the ueV
Presbyterian church.
You dog fancieIs had better sc
busy now and pay the dog tax or yol
are liable to get fine. When we KEEP
/ dog we had TO put up.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Lees ant
iaughter arrived from Columbus AM
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Q. e. Stein
man and other relatives.
&C. t. Blackwood has purchased al
interest in the Smith & Zsliner Cloth
ing %. Mr.. BlackwOod is well know
TO tue trade in this locally.
An uneasy feeling in the stomach
Or bowels yields quickly to Herhine
IL tones up the stomach and purifie
the bowels. Price sos. Sold b.
Legitimate Drug Company,
! Check a bilious half-sck feeling be
fore it gets serious A dose of Her
niDe is the remedy. ItrestOres energ.
lppitite and cheerful spirits. Pric
SOC. Sold by Legitimate Drug Co.
| Headaches that come from dis
ordered stomach or constipated bowel
are permanently cured by Heroine
It purifies the system and regulate
he bowels. Price SOC. Sold b.
Legitimate Drug Company.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Cladfelter
Mrs. A. b. Massey, L. II. Staaley, Mr.
aud Mrs. William Neyhard and MI
". III. Neyhar0 left last Saturday 70
stockton, Cal. The party had sDe
'jal tourist sleeper, which will TAX
Them straight through to their destin
aAtiUn. Mrs. Massey will jim he
husband there.
Wormy children are unhappy, pun,
and cieLlv Thev canit he OthprWjs
while worns eat away their strength
lud vitality. A few do es of White
Cream Vermifuge performs marvel
Gus transformation. Cheerfulness
,trength aud the rosy bloom Of health
peedlly return, Price 25c per bottle
Sold by Legitimate Drug Company.
w. A. Young, 9O6 W. Main, wa
| from, his tuonnn MOndpU q
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Kansas Weather Stories.

The present "dry SPELL in Kansas is
certain to revive the story told by the
late Noble L. Prentis of an attempt to
unite the churches of Newton in a day
of prayer for rain during one of the
droughts common to that state back
in the sos" says the Kansas City Star
Mr. Prentis was living at Newton at
that time and was editor of the New
ton Republican.
All the churches in the city decided
to set apart the hour for the morning
services on a certain Sunday as a time
of prayer for rain. The agreement was
kept in all the churches except the one
attended by Mr.. Prentis. There the
pastor made no mention of the wealth
er in his sermon or in his prayers
"Why didn't you join in prayers for
rain?" asked Mr.. Prentis of his pastor
at the close of the service. 1t hap
pened that the preacher had observed
weather conditions in Kansas for a
good many years.
What's the use to pray for rain
when the wind is in the southwest"
he replied
Another dry weather story that the
old time Kansans will recall is the one
related at the expense of the late Gov
ernor Eskridge, who was for many
years the editor of the Emporia Re-
publican.
One of the dry periods of those pio-
.neer days appeared to be of particular
severity in the Emporia neighborhood
The wheat was ruined; oats were
burning up in the fields with only a
half growth and the corn was turning
a sickly yellow, a sure indication of a
speedy demise. To add to the serious
ness of the situation the pastures were
whitening and the problem of water for
stock was becoming a menacing one.
TT is time for the people of Emporia
to take some action regarding the
drought" announced the Emporia Re-
publican in double loaded article
"A mass meeting should be called AT
once and appropriate resolutions ad-
opted"
Even in that early day Kansas had
formed the habit of adopting "resolu-
tions" as the proper solution for every
important situation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Chesterfeldian Driver.

When the late Tom Johnson started
in life he drove a horse car in Indian
apolis, says the Saturday Evening Post
One night there was a big storm of
sleet and snow and the tracks were
almost hidden. Johnson was on the
night shift, and in the storm he drove
his car two blocks beyond curve be
fore he realized the car was off the
track and slipping along on the ice.
He tried to pull the car back and
failed Thereupon he unhitched the
horses, drove them back to the barn
and left the car where it was.
Next day the superintendent called
him. Here Johnson" he said, what
do you mean by driving a car off the
tract and then leaving it in the
street,"
why" Johnson replied suavely
that's in the rules for drivers and con-
ductors."
"In the rules for drivers and con-
ductors?" roared the superintendent
Where, I'd like to know?"
Certainly" replied Johnson. ii
says always be polite to passengers.
Do you remember the kind of might
last night was? Well, there was a lad!
on my car who didn't have an umbrel-
la, and she lived two blocks from tina
curve. So drove her home"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Marriage As Greece Had It.

One of Ex-Governor Pennypacker' S
best stories-and he has a rare collec-
ton of real witty stories-is one bear
ing upon the prevalence Of divorces,
says the Philadelphia Times At a re-
cent meeting, when he discussed the
need of uniform divorce laws, the eX-
governor told the story, saying:
Too many Americans are in SYM
pathy with the little schoolboy who
was asked to write his idea of Greek
marriage customs.
after a little thought the lad wrote:
Among the Greeks a man only
married one wife, which was called
monotony'"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Ma, Read This to the Minister

A clergyman preached his first ser.
mon to far Western congregation
rather Scotch and says:
mo word or hint revealed save only
that one man ventured to remark that
| brought him in mind of Thomas Chal-
mers.'
81 hurredly exclaimed Is that so?
in tone which plainly implored him
70 go on.
Yes, said he, when We blawed yir
nose, if my cen had been shut, l cud
haze swore it was Chalmers. House
keeper.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Every Morning Except Monday.
All Subscriptions Payable in Ad-

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vance.
Advertising Rates promptly furnish
ed upon application.
All advertising copy requiring two
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of day prior TO date Of issue in order
to insure its prompt insertion. All
copy for space of more than two col
umns should be submitted not later
than 6 o'clock of the day. two days
prior to date of issue.
Memorial Resolutions, Resolutions
of Respect, Obituary Notices, etc,
other than those which the paper may
deem proper to publish as news mat
ter, will be charged for at the rate OF
cents per line.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

In the baccalauerate sermon at Yale
President Hadley well said: THE more
man knows of life, the more he feels
the need of having things outside OF
himself to live for. He needs friends,
he needs traditions; he needs ideals.
These he must have in order to give
him stability of purpose and clearness
of vision, to steady him in the hour Of
defeat and to supply the hope of added
strength for the contests that are yet
to come"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
OFFICIAL ORGAN:
Americas, Ga, June p, 1911.
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The Rolling Stone and the Turning
Worm
And the cat that Looked at a King,
Set forth on the road that leads "a
Rome
For youth will have its fling,
The Goose will lay the Golden Eggs,
The Dog must have his Day,
And nobody locks the Stable Door
Till the Horse is stoIn away.
But the Rolling Stone, that was never
known
To Look before the Leap,
Plunged down the hill to the Waters
Still
That run so dark, so deep;
And the leaves were stirred by the
Early Bird
Who sought his breakfast where
He marked the squirm OF the Turning
Worm
And the Cat was Killed by Care!
Arthur Guiterman, in Life.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

The Jacksonville Times-Union be-
lieyes that eventually the South will
get back the cotton taxes Of which It
was robbed right after the war. 1t
holds that to the determined and. I'M
conquerable man fighting in a good
cause SUCCESS comes at last
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Too Much for Him.

Il notice that your garden doesn't
look very promising this year"
mo, every time my husband got to
digging in it he found a lot of worms,
and they always reminded him of his
fishing tackle Chicago Herald.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

The machine men and representa-
tives of special interests are hard ct
work seeking to discredit Gov Wilson
in his home state. The country gem
orally is inclined to size up the COVER
nor as a pretty big man
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
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A Hard World.

Colonel Edward H. R. Green, being
commiserated with by New York re-
porter, on the two hundred offers OF
marriage that had recently poured in
on him, said, according to the Times;
My boy, it is awful. 1t is as bad as
being poor-and poverty's disadvantage
es We're brought home to me only this
morning, by a conversation 1 over
heard in the subway.
This is a hard world said a shah
by chap. "A man can't get job unless
he's got a new spring suit
"'No, said his companion, and he
can't get a new spring suit unless he's
got a job.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
A CrOSs-COuntry Run,

Property Man-Did your company
have long run in Squeedunk?
Comedian-They chased US only two
miles out.-Chicago Daily News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Says the commercial reviewer of the
New York Sun: The winning card in
every political contest waged in the
country's history has been that Of
proposals to build up business rather
than to tear it down"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Proctor Knott is dead. His humor
is said to have seriously marred his
effectiveness in public life. Everybody
wanted to wear broad grin when ne
began speaking and it was necessary
to maintain the Illusion. Even Champ
Clark has found out that to be funny
doesn't always pay in public life.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Bernhard announces that this last
tour was without question here fare
well visit to America. 81 work like the
devil" Madame is quoted as saying.
And she might have added "And
worked the Americans to a finish this
time"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Senator Reed, of Missouri, declares
that he is unequivocally for Gov Folk
for the presidential nomination next
year. This is regarded as a solar pick
US blow for Champ Clark's aspirations
in that direction.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
There Are Others.

Miss Young-'In Turkey a woman
doesn't know her husband till after
she's married him.
Mrs Wedd-'Why mention Turkey
especially?"-Boston Transcript.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Says the New York Sun sarcastic
cally: Republican revisers of the
tariff needed no human aid. They pro-
duced unassailable schedules through
supernatural Intervention"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Ia Pennsylvania minister was caught
burying pies ladies of the congregation
sent him. His resignation has been
accepted. Merely a difference of opin-
ion about pie-ety
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Johnny, have great news for you
am going to marry your sister. What
Go you think about that
Il think it serves her right. "-Hous-
ton Post
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Usual Reason.

He used to be a straight enough
young chap. What made him get
crooked?'
Trying to make both ends meet,
believe. Toledo Blade.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
Cured.

The Smitten Man (fervently)-'Loye
you, darling? Why, before I met you,
l thought only of having a good time
in life Puck.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

A lot of embryo Georgia statesmen
are now working overtime preparing
unneeded proposed laws for legislative
digestion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
On His Way.

Patient-Say, that isn't the tooth I
want pulled.
Dentist-Never mind. I'm coming 20
it. Boston Transcript
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

The bakers combine leads a con-
temporary to remark that they are
after more dough" out Of the same
-four.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

you say he has untold wealth."
Hasn't filed tax statement fol
years. Washington Herald.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
WHY the Ice Fnrmpd.

Old Gent-IPon my word, madam,
should hardly have known you, you
have altered so much.
Lady-For the better or for the
worse?
Old Gent-Ah, madam, you could
only change for the better.-Judge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
SOME
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Couldn't Lose Him.

Patience-And did her father follow
them when they elOped?
Patrice-Sure, He's living with them
.yet!"-Yonkers Statesman.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22
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Courier Journal)
EEsT -
There was a time when life was fair,
And then | sang.
But now l do not seem to care
A single hang.
The coronation news l spurn;
| find it slow.
/ do not care how matters turn
In Mexico
T~
The state of commerce or of biz
Affects me not
You see, this late spring weather is
Too pesky hot
Not every Jonah has his whale.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

Most salads and all women are inn
proved by French dressing
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-06-22

1t seems possible to be able to learn
to like anybody, under urgent neces-
sity, except your relatives.
The man who marries his first love
misses a lot of fun. aslM.M