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Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

that what people are themselves they are
very apt to accuse other people of being.
Now Johnnie, who has such serious
mind, wouldn't dream of thinking that
any one flirfed. If a girl sat in dimly
lighted conservatory at dance and dis
cussed botany with him, why, he'd dis
cuss botany with her, Even II she really
looked quite nice and had her new scarf
on I know It. I believe Ned wouldn't.
wonder II he's going TO the Kings.
Wish could fall in love with some nice
gentle, well behaved. amiable young man.
There's where Agnes has the advantage
She can fall IN love as easily as possible.
She enjoys it so too, and when 1t Is all
over she enjoys the last agonies so much
also. The happiness she derives from each
affair aggravates me tremendously She
isn't speaking to me now, because when
she came flying in the other day and,
after telling me a long rigamarole about
some youth, ended it by saying, MY dear,
I'm afraid he Is falling In love with me.
What shall 1 DOR And 1 said, 'Give a
glad cry and 80 and put on some more
psFfums!'
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

and those who had assisted him in the
campaign against the mealy bugs, sat
back to await results, much, pleased with
themselves.
b But they. reckoned without regard to the
sweet tooth of the ants Several weeks
ago, In inspecting the cane fields where
they had expected to achieve such a great
victory, they had shock.
The lady beetle larvae were doing finely
but there were millions of little ants just
as busy as the busiest little ant ever was
trying to execute a flank movement, with
every prospect of success.
The ants did not modest the beetle lar
vac. Instead they were industriously col
lecting all the mealy bug larvae in the
vicinity Of the enemy and carefully and
patiently removing them to cane fields
where no beetles had been planted.
Now, when the beetle larvae hatch out
and begin to hunt for their rations, they
will find the bug has flown When the
mealy bug larvae hatch out they will find
the coast clear, they will bore into the
cane stalks, fatten on the sap. and the
industrious little ants will joyously feast
upon the proceedings.
Prof. Barber says they will turn their
seeming defeat into victory il they have &c
deposit a bunch Of lady beetles on every
cane stalk in the state. But that's a large
sized undertaking and may require some
years to accomplish.
Meantime if we could only see the face.
Of the ants we should probably recognize,
some wide horse laughs at the futile ef
forts Of mere man to cheat them out OF
their dessert.
the experiment station at New Orleans
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
9 The Bee8 f0me Magazine page 4l
Undoing Of Mr.. Uplift
BY LAFAYETTE PARKS

Discovery Of a safety pin more than two
thousand years old by a scientist in Eng
land is an Interesting sidelight on the hab-
its Of the ancents." remarks Mr. Uplift
with the idea Of drawing out young Mt
Upiift IN regard 10 the growth OF civili-
cation.
IT IL a safe bet that the safety pins
came Into fashion soon after Adam and Eve
beat Il out OF the Garden" comments Son.
whose eve for the practical things Of life
has some edge over the eagles celebrated
optic.
Dear mer' muses. Father. 1T really
seems 10 me as II there is nothing new
under the sun after all"
It's a~cinch that as soon as the danes
had some kind Of clothes to pin on" re-
plies Son. they doped out something in
the pin line. You can take II from me that
as soon as Eve began to get fussy about
the kind OF gowns she wanted to wear she
made her side partner get busy and invent
a safety pin guarantees to hold EN- up.
Then. when ell the little Adams began to
arrive. I can see Papa Adam putting in
some overtime trying to keep up with the
demand for his popular fishbone clasp"
do you suppose the original pin was
constructed from fishbone?" queries
Father. with the keen interest displayed
only BY the -in-the-bottle scientist.
"While none of the moving picture men
happened TO be on the job to prove the
dope when. Adam got his orders to make
= good on his job" Son explains. the fish
story listens good to me. Even the original
bonehead ought to have been able to pick
out the fish as the easiest way to play a
safety. Besides having the fun OF fishing,
with decent luck a full card of pins ought
to go with every string Of fish Them were
the happy days all right"
Truly, necessity is the mother of inven-
ton is Fathers not altogether original
remark, THAT explanation opens up a
rathor Interesting vista Of speculation in
regard to the habits of the ancients as
compared with the modern man"
Would the poor married man of today
rather go fishing to get bunch of safety
pins than try the department store?' I'm
terrogates Son, replying before giving his
esteemed parent a chance. He would
And at that, I'm ready to bet real money
His Whiskers would get back to the cave
with the fish bones before hubby now
could find the right counter in the store
and deliver the goods to wife in his happy
Harlem fiat It's a ten to one shot the
Missus would send him back to get an
other brand, with a new patent tip, any
way, while in tho good old days before the
flood all fishbone safety pins looked alike"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
Two of a Mind

well-known humorist expressed the
opinion that the keenest repartee, after
ali was the half unconscious sort that
sprang so whole heartedly from the
masses Here is a story that he tells in
support OF his theory.
A woman who had been selling fish en-
tered a street car with an empty basket
on her arm, still giving forth an unmis-
taxable odor OF the finny tribe it had
carried. She took vacant seat next to
a young man, a noticeable swell" who
drew his coattals away and plainly
showed his disgust.
II s'pose," remarked the woman pres
entity, that you'd rather have \ gentle
man sitting beside your
Yes. / would" was the instant reply.
There was a moments pause, and then
she looked up at him and said, 80 would
I."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
Too Personal

Patrolman Casey had ordered pair Of
shoes at Rosenbrig's store and was about
TO try one of them on when the clerk
reached for it and deftly sprinkled some
French chalk in 1t to ease the forth
coming strain. When he handed II back.
the patrolman threw 1t on the floor,
pulled on his own shoe and started out.
The proprietor had noted the scene,
whats the matter, Mr.. Casey2" he
painted, as he caught up with him. Was
the clerk sassy or anythingP"
For u moment Casey glared at~him In
almost speechless anger, then observed
with icy dignity, IF l can't come into
place to thry on a pair av shoes widout
havin' clooride av lime put in thin be-
forehand, I'll thrade somewhere ilse."-
Success
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
OIIInr me AIotor.

GILES" said De whizz to his chauffeur,
before he started on his run across the
state, have you oiled the machine thor
oughly2"
Eyes, sir. I have filled the spring cups
and the engine reservoir, and have
creased the cornet-a-piston, the pluribus
unum, the exhaust pipe, the muffled tread,
the thingumbob, the rigamsjlg, and both
the hot-boXes."
you have forgotten the most important
ploce OF ALL Giles. Take the can and squirt
few drops Of oil on the license number,
80 that the dust will collect on It and make
IL hard 70 read. Always remember 10 Tub
dictate the license number, Giles.'-L.ip-
pino0tts
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ALBERT Il, SWAN,
2S74 Corby.
February 2, 1911.
Name and Address.

Name and
Columbian
CASTELAR,
Cathane Twentysxh 1900
r
Cole North Twentyeghth Howard Kennedy 1902
Chester
Marguerite Seventeenth Keom
1902
Herman Goldsmith 32O4 Sherman Ave Lohop ......1Ss6
Myrtle 1904 Evans ST. Howard Kennedy 1887
Howard Kennedy 1900
Hopkins, Windsor 1887
L. 1899
.Lohrop
Fifteenth
vyr Meredith 2S14 South Central Boulevard Vnon 1902
Leavenworth 1S9S
Webster
olander, 1549 South Twentysxh St. Park .s1Sss
Bancroft 1898
Nineteenth St. Kenom ss1904
A. Minnie H. sydow, 40 Martha st. Beals .rS.1s0b
Holy Family 1897
Twenyhrst Castelar,
Comenius 1906
Twenyhth Castelar, ...'lSs1
Lake 1901
Pacific 1896
Eighteenth St. Lake
Zust7O Saunders 1903
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
brown and Black.

Colonel Abe Gruber, at luncheon at
Saratoga. paused in an eloquent address
to tell a story.
yes" he said, "those two factions are
as ineradioably opposed as Brown and
Black.
Brown and Black were always ergu.
ing. They could never see any question
In the same Hight.
Brown said Black one day, wonder
what would happen II you ever agreed with
me on anythingT
I'D be wrong, ia be wrong Black
answered hurriedly."-Detroit Free Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

drummer In New Orleans was break
fasting one morning in a hotel cafe when
a vegetarian CHANGED TO sit opposite him.
Pretty soon the latter took occasion to
warn the drummer OF the risk he was in
curing by reason Of his diet.
Pointing 10 the eggs in front OF the
travelling man, the vegetarian exclaimed;
Don't make a graveyard OF your stom-
achP'
Il seldom eat meat" politely replied the
drummer, with a smile
An egg Is practically the same as
meat continued the vegetarian. 1T
eventually becomes a chicken"
The kind eat never become chickens, 81
said the drummer decisively.
'Impossibler' exclaimed the vegetarian
What kind Of eggs do you eatY'
Boiled eggs" was the response
Lippinootts.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

Ned Winton says I'm a flirt. He evil
IDENTIFY expected me to be overcome with
shame and contrition when he delivered
lecture to me on the subject. But I was
rather puzzled and asked him exactly what
II was.
fectionately-for / am very fond of him
begged him to tell me what ! did that
struck him as being flirtatious. He seemed
quite speechless and 1 asked him IL he
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
Birds Fly Far

Felhaps the longest straightaway flight
mada by birds in their migrations is ac-
eomp4 ished by some OF the shore and water
birdsS that nest in the Islands of Boring
sea sind spend the winter at Hawaii and
Tanning Island, 400 miles away.
= Inaafnuch as some OF these birds live en-
tirely lon the shore and are probably un-
able % rest on the surface Of the water il
Is thought that they must accomplish the
whole distance In a single flight.
Yet. although there are no landmarks for
them upon their long journey over a waste
Of waters, they make their way TO their
destination with the precision OF a rifle
shot.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

ised he would be and begged me to go on
being fond Of him, and said perhaps had
better not ask Cousin Anne to come down
and have tea with us, as he was certain
he bored her to death and there was no
use in making her do something he tel'
sure she wouldn't care about
So we had tea together and / moved a
little bit away from the end of the sofa
where / had flown to- and we didn't have
any more disagreements. It just shows
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02


thought flirting was wrong whatever IT
was. He said yes, he did. very wrong
and implored him to be more explicit.
He said What you are doing now is
flirting" Immediately dropped his
hands and moved to the other side OF the
sofa, covered with confusion and my new
scarf that is really adorable. l said, "ohl
OH I'm sorry. 1 wouldn't do anything you
didn't approve OF for the world. I prom
Use you l will be careful not to flirt
with you in the future. Don't you be-
lieve me?" And l looked at him most
imploringly. He said, ooh, l don't know
that do disapprove Of it altogether You
needn't sit over on the other side OF the
room, anyway"
But told him l wouldn't risk displeas-
ing him, and told him how badly / felt
to find I had been doing something he
didn't like. and that I was so fond OF him,
and that-I really got quite upset and he
jumped up and positively shouted. "oh, !
don't dislike Il. Good heavens! go aneaC
and flirt with met
I looked at him and the tears came to
my eyes-almOst-and l said. You are so
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
cOysS1 sIi " russ H'v T~h H--A cs1Ss1t
nsAas-sssHvoA

rough and / can't understand YOU a bit.
think l will call to Cousin Anne to come
down and have tea with U.S."
Ned really is a dear. He apologized
humbly and took back that he had said
did anything he didn't approve of, and
told him 1 forgave him, but to be very
careful hereafter of what he accused peo-
pie OF and not to speak hastily He prom
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
Daily Health Hint

For sound sleep the head should be as
nearly emptied OF blood as may be. To get
rid Of any congestion there mild physical
exercise should be taken just before the
retiring.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
Political.

Ma Is An insurgent,
Pa Is standin' pat,
Sisters a progressive,
I'm a democrat.
sandy Is a socialist,
Janey wants to vote;
Buster isn't anything
Busters just a goat.
Pratt Union.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
A Tounh Loh.

IAN flesh is grass" sighed the Iandlady.
ia hate to have to NOV a meadow Of
beefsteak like this" growied the boarder.
throwing down his knife in dlsgust-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

A far as love is concerned, the beginning
o. wisdom is the end OF happiness
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02
Smart Sayings

You may not be able to borrow money,
nor even an umbrella; but you can always
borrow trouble-and you'n be welcome to
keep It, and youll never be asked to give II
back.
go TO the ant, thou sluggard." But he
usually prefers to go to his uncle"
The man for whom we have suffered
holds us with a power incomparably
stronger than the man who gave us moth
ing but happiness.
No matter how weak a man may be, you
will always find him strong enough to
break the heart of the woman who loves
him.
The woman who herself is a great artist
or writer or savant never will be as happy
as the one who inspires her lover TO great
ness.
Tell a girl that she is your first love,
and she is foolish enough to believe that
she will be your last
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

The Key to The sltuati0n-Bes Want Ads
Omaha daily bee., 1911-02-02

go to the ant. thou sluggard." But he
usually prefers to go to his uncle"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1911-07-27

afternoon, promising to pay for
them after he threshed, claiming
he was a farmer and lived on the
Dorman farm, at the edge of the
city. He also secured a pair of
$4 shoes at the Moore shoe store
and a So razor of Louis Dohme.
He sold one pair of shoes to An
dy Krickenberger and the razor
to Shorty" Townsend for 65
cents. 1t was afterwards learned
that he had given a false name
and obtained the goods under
false pretenses, which led to his
arrest and developed that he is a
brother Of Mrs. Mccain, who
resides on the Dorman farm.
The shoes he secured at Moore's
store were found at Gross &
Buchy's meat market, where he
had left them, no doubt, not be-
ing able to dispose of them be-
fore his arrest. Shoemaker
waived examination and was
placed under $3.50 bond, which
he failed to give and was placed
in Jail, to await action Of the
next grand jury.
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Legal Notice.

The State of Ohio, Darke County In the
Probate Court. No. -.
In the Matter of the Transfer and AnnexR-
ton of the Southwest Quarter of Section
33. Township IA. RangeI. East, to Special
school District No. l, in Mississinawa
Township, Darke County, Ohio.
Notice is hereby given that on the 18TH
day of July, A. d. 1911, there was fled in
the office OF the Probate Judge of DarEe
County, Ohio, q copy of q petition and map
heretofore filed with the Boards of Educ l.
tion of Jackson Township, Darke County,
Ohio, and;of Special School District No. |, of
MississinaWa Towns snip, ,Darke County .Ohio
Drawing for the transfer from Joint Sub
School District No. II, OF Jackson Townshi p,
Darke County, Ohio, to Special School Dis
trIct No. l, of Misslssinawa Township. Darke
County, Ohio, the following described terri
tory, viz: Situate in the township of Mis>iS-
Sinawa, county of Darke and State of ohio,
and bounded and described as follows: Bel ng
all of tie southwest qua rter of set tion thirty
| three 1887, township fourteen lD, rauge o ne
| C), east, and being the only part of said sec
| tion thirtythree not at present embraced in
| said Special School District.
| Said petition will be for hearing before
/ the Probate Judge of Darke County, a
| (Ireenyllle, Ohio on Tuesday, the 29th day
of August, A. d. 1911, at 9 O'Clock am.
JAMES B .KOLP, Probate Judge
/ George d. Ripp, Petitioner.
Il Geo. A. Jobes. Attorney.
July 20, l9ll-4w
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THE PROGRESS.
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ELECTION NOTICE.

Nomination papers for places on the nri-
mary ballot must be filed with the Board OF
Deputy State Supervisors of Election on or
before August 6, 1911.
This aoplies to all candidates for Town
ship and Municipal offices. Justice OF the
Peace and Members of Board of Education.
Each candidate shall file with his nomtn-
alton papers declaration that he will qual
ify as such officer, II nominated and elected
Saturday, September 2, 1911, delivery oi
ballots and supplies to Presiding Judges OF
Elections in the wards and precincts.
September 5, 1911, primary election day.
Polls open at $50 and close at o'clock
central standard time.
Primary Election day, between the hours
of $3.50 and 800 o'clock am, is a legal holl
day, for election purposes only.
Nomination petitions of candidates for
members OF the Constitutional Convention
must be led with the Board of Deputy gu
Dervisors of Election between Friday, Sep
tember 8, and Sunday, October s, 1911.
By order of Board of Deputy State super
visors of Election In and for Darke County
N. H. WRIGHT, Chief Deputy.
w. D. BRU MBAUGH, Clerk.
July 2Ow2
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Saves Two Lives,

Neither my sister nor myself
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Notice Of Appointment.

Estate of William Livingsto1, deceased.
NToTICEIs HEREBY GIVEN NTHATTHE
IN undersigned has been duly appointed
tate Of w illiam Livingston, deceased, late
of Brown Township, Darke County, o,
Persons having claims against said estate
will present them duly authenticated, for
allowance, and all persons indebted to said
estate will please make payment.
MINNIE LIVINGSTON,
July 81, l9llwS Administrators.
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Good Clothes on your back
money in your pocket and con-
tentment in your heart after you
have been to our IA Off Sale on
Clothing and Hats.
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s AM. 4P.M.

DR.. KUTcHIN, Ex. U. s. Surgeon
Graduate OF two of the leading medical
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coLege ana university training. Twenty-Five
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BLOOD, HEART, SKIN, as rheumatism
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Anyone having fresh COWS, fat
cows, calves or hogs for sale call
or phone Billy Townsend, Lock-
woods Grocery. 3W4
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daughters. Funeral services
were held Monday afternoon al
the Christian church in this city,
Rev. Albright officiating. Burial
in Greenville cemetery.
Fred Parker, living near the
fair grounds, was arrested
Thursday on a charge of inhu-
manly treating his horse, to
which he plead guilty and was
fined $40 and costs. The attida-
Wit was sworn out by Officer Will
liams and the arrest made by
Constable Tucker. The horse
was shot by Officer Williams and
put out of its misery.
Mart Holmes, one of those ar
rested Saturday for bootlegging,
plead guilty Monday and Judge
Kolp fined him 5000 and costs,
renting half the fine pending
good behavior. He paid S1O0
and was released. Forest Idel,
another one, upon his plea of
guilty was fined $500 and costs
by Judge Kolp Tuesday and COM
mitted to Jail until paid.
Mrs. Forrest Robbins, 81 years
old, daughter of Mrs. Tena Lutz,
died of consumption Sunday
morning at their home on Nor
row street. The remains were
conveyed to the home of her Sis
ter, Mrs. Freeman Bard, North
Main street, from which place
funeral services were held Tues
day afternoon. Her husband and
several children survive her.
Burial in city cemetery.
Karl Katzenberger, son of Gust
Katzen berger and wife, of this
city, and Miss Kathryn Eads of
Bellefountaine, were married at
he home of the BRIDES parents
last Thursday afternoon. The |
groom is a highly respected
man, an electrician, and
he bride a charming young la
ly, having taught one of the pri- |
nary grades of the GreenvilIe
Public schools for the past two
years. The bride is a niece of
Mrs. |. M. Pierson of this city. !
Something of commotlon oc-
cured here Saturday morning, |
when the officers began making
wholesale arrests for the illegal
sale of liquor in Darke county, |
which was voted dry in 1908.
Five state detectives have been
quietly at work in the city and
county for the past two months,
and the arrests made Saturday
are the result of their work. Up
to Saturday evening, twenty
three persons had been arrested,
covering fortyfive cases, and
there are more yet to serve, the
correct total of warrants issued
being very difficult to ascertain.
Four persons were in Jail over
Sunday, they failing to give
bond. Eight of the warrants,
covering eighteen counts, were
issued in Common Pleas court by
Judge Risinger, of Eaton, the
balance in Probate Judge Kolp's
court. All were placed under