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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
GLAzEBROOk GETS
SILVER SERVICE
Handsome Present for Retired
Blues Officer-Service
Medals Presented.

In token of appreciation of his forty
years Of honorable service with the
7. r. Glazebrook. OF the Richmond
Elues. who recently retired. was last
right presented with handsome silver
set. The donors were the. officers ard
was the battalion drill. the last CT the
series which was begun early last au.
tumn.
with the entire battalion in line
first time, Major e. w. Bowles ap.
preached Lieutenant Glazcbrook and
told of the affection felt for him and
The o. 6eeer eouo
not find words to express his gratitude
as the handsome set was brought Into
the centre of the drill hall on table.
Mednis Presented.
Major Bowles then presented the
members OF the Virginia Volunteers
who had served longer than six years
By the State Military Board. These
medals at the hands OF the command
ing officer. -
The ancient battalion medal. won
In the competition held on June 10 by
Captain Percy Montague. Jr.. OF Com
pany c. as the best shot in the bat
talon. was presented to him. This is
his second consecutive year as it's pos
SCISSOR. i
The recipients of the service medals
were IS follows: 4.F
First Lieutenant T. r. Glazebrook
(retired). forty years. gold medal with
two gold bars: Private e. s. IIazen.
Company c. nineteen years. silver med :
al with one gold bar; Major e. w.
Bowlcs. thirteen years. bronze medal
With two silver bars
Those who won bronze medals with
one silver bar: Captain d. NJ. Leary,
Jr. Company b. eleven years: Second
Lieutenant r. NJ. Bidgood. Company u.
| nj :,
LeMasurier battalion adjutant. ainc
Company c. nine years: w. NJ. Grubbi.
battalion aerEeant-ma1or nine years;
"a II. Singrey. band, nine years.
Other Winners.
The remainder OF the winners have
served either sin. seven or eight wears
and received bronze medals. They are
as follows: First Lieutenant j. Ran
dolph Tucker. inspector OF small arms
practice; First Lieutenant Drewry w.
Bowles Jr.. battalion quartermaster:
Captain T. B. MCDOWELL, Company A:
First Lieutenant w. G.. Fuller, Jr..
Company n: Second Lieutenant r. w
Hicks, Company a: First Sergeant n.
r James. Company B; Private FIJI.
Mercer. Company B: Sergeant e. W.
Gates Company c; Corporal c. P. 3ig-
ger, Company c; Corporal Sheppard
, GGrump Company c: Color Sergeant w.
q. l. Ross. c. L. Ross and j. B. Smith.
Last nights battalion drill was de-
voted mostly to practice in guard
mount. preliminary to the coming en-
campment l''-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
GIRL is ACCUSED
Locked IIerself Up hut Stolen Money wasn't

@"cIktH ffcrbtII CT, NH Stolen Money Wnsn't
Found @
When Detective Krengel confronted her
Yesterday morning and informed her that
she was suspected OF theft and was under
arrest symle Rodgers. coiorcd servan,
glrl in the Household Of George Perrinl, It6
south Pine Street. broke away from him
and ran into a closet AS she closed the
door behind her the detective heard this
jingle as OF coin being thrown away. He
out. but she had rid herself of all tell -talc
evidence, II she had ever had any and
when the detective searched her for m on ey
she was suspected OF having stolen there
was none TO be found
Mt PerrinI had missed between $40 and
sio In gold. which he had In his room and
Informed Detective krengel Of his loss The
latter -interrogated the girl. believing that
she knew something of the theft. Finding
herself becoming entanged in the meshes
OF his questioning she broke and fed from
him Search was made afterwards for the
money. hu1 in va in N. IL Ll----l.L 80.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
WON BY PLAINTIFF
Judgment Rendered by Consent In Rose Us.


Judgment Rendered by Consent in Rose VS..
Chalkiey.
by consent In the Law and Equity Court
yesterday morning Judgment on goods &c
The amount OF si,is?.Is WAC rendered In
favor OF the plnintin In tho suit OF Charie,
A Rose. trading n. John H. Rose e Com.
psny. and the Richmond Hardware Com
pany against W. T. Chaiklcy The action
~ss for debt mn,
The case was tried last Friday and a yer.
diet found for the defendant. Motion 10 set
aside the verde; as contrary 10 law and
evidence was allowed. Being again heard
yesterday the action OF the jury was re-.
fersed tEI -
The plaintiffs not appearing in court the
case ot George Ghec and Minnie Ffederick
against the Chesapeake and Ohio Railway
Company was consulted. The suit came
up In the Law and Equity Court some time
ages u was appealed. and the lower court
ssycrsed, The order Of the Court OF Appeals
appear. allowing their cause 10 be thrown
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
INCREASE REWARD
directors Of True Reformcrs' Bank y

Directors Of True Reformcrs' Bank Now
Offer $500 for arrest Of Cashier Hill.
Directors OF the defunct bank OF the True
Reformers (colored) yesterday increased tho
reward Of 500 to $500 for the arrest of Reu-
ben T. Hill. who. yas cashier .embezzled most
OF the funds of me hank and then disap-
peared Hill had been gone for two weeks
gained a good start on the police. New cir
culGrs. containing description of him and
the offer Of the reward will be sent out by
CAPTAIN Mcmahon. and they may finally lead
10 the detention and arrest OF the fugitive
cashier.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
CRITIClzES MARTIN

Pamphlet of Democratic League Contain.
Newspaper Clippings.
since the appearance of The pamphlet is
sued in behalf of the candidacy of senator
claude a. Swanson. composed of many ex-
tracts from publications In Virginia news
papers indorsing HIS candidacy or comment
Ing approvingly on his record. the Virginia
Democratic League has Issued publication
In opposition TO Senator Thomas S. Martin
II contains a number Of clippings from
newspapers. alTsost all of them from out sid e
tho State. the Commoner and Golfers
weekly being largely represented.
The vote of Senator Martin for ariff on
lumber Is the principal point OF attack.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
GAS PIPE ABLAZE
Mrs. Manning Narrowly Escapes In.
jury When Candle Touched Ienk

Mrs. Manning Narrowly Escapes In
jury When Candle Touched Leak.
Certain that the room was being
filled with escaping gas. Mrs. j. S.
Manning, OF 61-2 East Cary Street
was making an investigation at .
o'clock. when leaking pipe under the
bed Iiareu UP as a candle got within
the danger zone. Using rare presence
of mind. Mrs. Manning quickly rolled
the bed away and then somebody sent
in an alarm. When assistant Chief
Wise arrived with Engine Company
No, the gas was turned off. There
was no damage, Mrs. Manning fortu-
nately escaping without Injuries.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
po,lc. co,,r. RI a 81

The case against David riley. coorsd.
suspected of having opetated a policy shop.
was continued in the Police Court yesterday
morning 10 June ~. llN H
James TAYLOR. colored. ch,rsai with shoot
Ing at Sallic Anderson year ago. was
Charles Holt. charged with giving Wills
hey to Charles Faircioth and Leslie Peay
minors, had his case continued to June "a.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
NEW STAMPS ARRIVE
Special Revenue Tax Must Be Secured BE.

Special Revenue Tax Must Be Secured BE.
fore July I.
New speclal tax stamps for the fiscal yea
pc inning July i. 1911. and ending June So
l?i?: nave Just been received at the office of
collector NJ *. Lowry. United States Inter-
nal Revenue Department. Fourth Virginia
District. and are now ready for distribution
Ihese stamps are for the use of wholesale
and retail dealers in liquor. oil omargarlne
and malt. and for brewers and rectifers
These stamps should be procured before
July, so that taxpayers may have them
properly posted In their places of business
before the Inspection of Federal officers,
who Will visit them next month 10 see tina I
the la has been nlIed ,vIt H N - b
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21

Seeing that Monument Annex values
must enhance rapidly by reason OF the
rapid Improvement announced In the
Monument Annex by Blan,on { Co
seles agents ITO East Main street
last week wcTo phenomenal. Thirty
lots were sold and many others visited
the property who expressed an svowed
intention OF buying two or more lots
before the prices arc advanced By the
owners July 1et.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21

. M9as'a.ts. asIex - rs only prop
S..I 2H ~ aet<., rsi.;rg On eaay
;elt.t wita AoEomshi Avenue.
80. H'f fSfscf Etfsst. running
=. ~ J, = s;:gntet ,unt ore
;SsatE i@e; "h,t y! La Annex. and
- s'l ~ rfa-;s.ftn the price az
~ IT,, 'sAfft - ~ sstna streets. Tnosc
,a 'e '' III. ar 4.hf1 lotn ard held
h,,xy's ste -! nsGtJ IN 1900 prr
E2rEr+H. IbkeH - The natu.
-. s,Sfsss.i u '+t AaneZ. 'Tl7
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
Marriages Licenses

Marriage licenses were issued yesterday
In the Hastings Court to the following
couples: sam Freelander and Jennie Lnwen;
Joseph B. Dow and Marion E. Goodwin
both OF Saco. Me-; Marion s. Branch and
Florence D Baker; Henry j. Heppert and
Catherine Dehart or Bickeryville Me-:
Olive Ray Utley and Ruth A. Beck; John
H. Jones and Matte s. Whitlow: r. Mason
Smith and Laura J. Myer. l Nsfii
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
MORE PRIVATE BOXES
Two Hundred Extra Ones INSTALLED at ro.t.

Il Demand for lock boxes having bAcou,e SO
imperative IL has been necessary for Post
master Edgar Allan, u. 10 have Installed
n The Richmond post-oEice additional! facn-
ii!es 70. this public aecomn,oda alton and
"o.s'nen yesterday finished installing .a
Sxt:a private mall compartments.
ihis gives The local oRices nearly 100
boxes. aa6 mos. ot ,he new ones hav. al
ready been rented. However, few are s,iii
available 70 patrons. and may BE had ei;he.
quarter. 1t.7I'f - - =
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
missionary Meeting.

The Woman's Missionary Union of
East Hanover Presbytery will meet
this afternoon at Westminster Church
at o'clock. Mrs. T. Frances Price
will speak, and 1t is expected that
she will have large al, .nce.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
To Get Be,ter sala-ia.

subs,antisi increases in salary for several
o. the chiefs OF divisions OF the Richmond
2ost-o6ice have been secured by Postmaster
Edgar Alan, Jr.. TO become effective July /.
Mr. Allan said yesterday tha, he is nov.
awaiting formal confrma ton OF his request
for more money Tor his employees. and is now
expecting Il f!or: the department al Wash
!ngtoR. NH Il.ts .ifIsJ7 -s.tf sTT Fl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
RICHMOND PEOPLE SEND
GIFT TO PRESIDENT TAFT

Richmond friends Of the President
and Mrs Taft. VITO were invited 10
the White House reception on Monday
night, sent very handsome gift in
The shape Of INC heavy ard extremely
handsome silver pitchers. On the
bottom Of each pitcher was ire scar
Of Virginia and inscribed Under the
seal we're Ing words From kicn-
mond FRIENDS" M
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
To Hear Trademark Case.

Juese Edmund Wadd.I. Jr.. in the United
states Court. to-day will hear petition
FED IS the Eastern Shore OF Virginia Pro-
1u.c Exchange agains; the Far Mutual
EAtaaEge OF the Eastern Shore of Virginia.
efk:n2 ,or an Injunction restraining the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
WORKED TO AVOID FINE
Appeal In SIS Case for SpeedInr refused ;r

sspNtdT m 80 CHse Tor Speeding Refused in
Supreme Court.
After taking his case through all the
courts to escape the payment or a fine OF
S. Paul Gihson was finally refused a writ
OF error Yesterday in the Supreme Court OF
Appeals The presumption is that he de-
sired to keep his name from court records
as having been convicted. since the gal
scores times the amount, OF the fine. =,
ellison was fined by the acting Mayor of
Falls Church on charge or exceeding the
tnwn's speed limit with his motorcycle. He
appealed to the Circuit Court OF Fairfax
county. giving several technical grounds (,r
his action. Before n Jury the fnc was
affirmed, and the Supreme Court has finally
decided against him. aT- I
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
Qualification. in

Qualifications in Chancery
Ma, Carrie z. Perdus quaIihed in the
hhnctry Court yesterday morning as ad :
minis,rator Q. ihe estate Of Margaret r
SNYDER The estaie Is sma!l.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
southern Railway Ea-n;ny

ssitnztee eerains. % the Southern Raj
~: fef second "e+S "a June SHOW Z j.
e.sss= RI .-a!'- az compared a-Ita Tie '.5i
7esrtrd!n= '%eeE lss: yszr - -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-06-21
Repair Permits

l45 sis Repair Permits.
The following repair permits wcro Issued
In the office OF Building Inspector Beck
yesterday TAR .s ts l7l 5,7lf.7S
Joseph W. Bliley. to repair brick store,
so2 East Main Street. $500. ne mn N
John SteInbrecher, TO repair brick store
go East Main STREET. $500
Mrs. n. s. Bright. 10 repair brick store
and dwelling. 1902 West Main Street $3.50
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
Followed the Book.

Die. Bertrand Maltravers" Missed
the villain. Aud the hero of the piece
prepared to fall and perish. as per in
structions of the prompt book.
But. alack. the revolver with which
the fell deed was to be executed failed
to do its horrid work. The villain.
however, was man of resource
He stole behind his victim and smote
him on the head with the butt end
of the refractory weapon. and the hero,
thinking one death as good as another.
fell to the ground
All would have gone well now, but
the promoted super. who was taking
the part Of the policeman who discov-
cred the body. was late In taking his
cue. He walked on and in due course
found the body. He was not funny
man by any means. but still his first
words caused yell of laughter.
"Shotr' he cried tragicalIy. Hes
been shot through the backr"-London
Scraps
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
OLD ENGLISH HOUSES.
In the Days Of Wooden Huts, Thatched
Roofs and Clay Floors.

In the Days Of Wooden Auts, Thatched
Roofs and Clay Floors.
The habitations Of English common
people for centuries consisted OF a
wooden hut of one room, with the fire
built In the center. To this hut. IL a
man increased In family and wealth. u
lean-to was added and later another
and another. The roofs were Of thatch.
the beds of loose straw or straw beds
with holsters OF the same laid ON the
door or perhaps eventually shut in by
Z shelf and ledge like the berths Of a
ship or by small closet.
The Saxon thane or knight built
Z more pretentious hail." a large open
room like the Roman atrium with a
lofty roof matched or covered with
states or wooden shingles. In the cen
ter Of the hard clay floor burned great
dres of dry wood whose thin acrid
smoke escaped from openings In the
roof, above the hearth or by the doors
windows and openings under the caves
Of the thatch.
By day the 'hearthsmen" and Wis
itors when not working or fighting sat
on long benches on either side of the
Ore and. rs John Hay puts 1t. calmly
drinked and jawed" or. gathering at
long boards placed on trestles. regal.
ed themselves on some sort of porridge
with ash and milk or meat and ale,
At night straw or PUSHES spread on
the door formed beds for the entire
company In the earlier and ruder days,
when the ''baser sort" were glad to
share their straw with the cows
Charles Winslow Hall In National
Magazine
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
ToLsToY WANTED BLOOD.
HE Quarrel With TuroeneH and this
Reconciliation That Followed.

Raymond Recouly In the Paris III
caro- gives the following account Of
an early encounter between Tolstoy
and Turgeneff. which shows the Rus
sian sage I'm a different frame Of mind
from the one In which the world has
since come to know him:
1t was on the estate Of his friend.
the poet Fet. near Yasnaya. Turgenetf
was among the invited guests. The
hostess inquired after his daughter.
who was being reared in France.
Turgeneff spoke highly of his Eng
lish governess. with truly British
exactitude," he said. ''she requested
me to Ak the sum which my daughter
might spend for charity. And now
she teaches her pupil to mend the
ragged clothes of the poor"
"And you. consider that good
thingY' asked Tolstoy.
Certainly" replied the other. 1T
brings the benefactor into direct con
tact with the persons whom he is
helping"
ION my part. l think that well
dressed child who handles dirty and
III smelling rags is playing hypo.
critical and theatrical farce"
II must ask you not to speak In
this way" exclaimed Turgeneff. with
menacing looks.
"Why should l not say what am
convinced Is the TRUTH" remarked
Tolstoy.
"You think, then, that | am educat,
ing my daughter badly" and. while
Fet was interceding, IF you will talk
In that way | shall box your ears"
Then he left the room, begging his
hosts to pardon his abrupt departure.
Tolstoy also went. At the neighbor
ing station he wrote to Turgeneff de
manding an apology. He ordered pis
tolls and tried to provoke his rival to
duel. Turgeneff's answer. very digni
ned, brought the apology demanded
by Tolstoy. He closed by saying that
he thought 1t best that two men with
such opposite tempers should hence
forth break or all relations. Tolstoy.
carried away by his anger III was in
1861, declined to be satisfied with
such an answer. He felt that he had
been gravely offended. He demanded
reparation by arms. He therefore re
peated his provocations. His friend
Fet, who attempted to pacify him.
succeeded only in drawing from him
this vigorous reply: Il beg OF you
henceforth not to write to me an,
more. shall return your letters IN
opened. the same as do with Turge
ne6's." After these occurrences Turge
neM returned to France, where he
passed the greater part Of his time
Some months later. on reflection. Tol
stoy regrstted his violence Seized
with remorse. he sent Turgeneff let
ter asking his pardon. II find 1t ex
ceedingly painful" he wrote, ito
think that have made an enemy of
you"
Turgeneff forgave, as one may i'm
agine. but the complete and deflnitiye
reconciliation took place much later
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
DISCOVERED BY ACCIDENT.
How the Paving Value Of Asphalt Was
Brought to Notice.

Brought to Notice.
All forms Of bituminous pavements.
whether manufactured from natural or
artificial asphalt. are In fact artificial
stone pavements. The industry started
with the use of the natural rock as
phalt from the mines III the Val de
Travers, Canton Neufchatel. Switzer-
land. The mines were discovered In
1921, but it was In 1910 that its utility
as road covering was first noticed.
The rock was then being mixed for the
purpose Of extracting the bitumen con-
tanned In II for use In medicine and
arts. 1t is a limestone found impreg-
mated with bitumen. of which 1t yields
on analysis from TO IA per cent.
1t was observed that pieces of rock
which fell from the wagon We're crush
ed by the weight of wheels, and under
the combined influence of the traffic
and heat of the sun good road sur
face was produced. A nlacadam road
OF asphalt rock was then made which
1864 a portion Of the Rue Bergere was
laid In Paris of compressed asphalt on
concrete foundation. In 1858 still
larger sample was laid. and from that
time 1t has been laid year by year in
Paris. From Paris ii extended to Lon
don. being laid on Threadneedle street
In 1869 and Cheapsde In 1870 and In
successive years on other streets, and
then its use In street and road making
extended to other countries. = Ex-
change
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
RACING PIGEONS.
Their Wonderful Speed and Mysterious
Homing Instinct.

Their Wonderful Speed and Mysterious
Homin0 instinct.
Racing pigeons are the heetesf Of all
creatures. They have maintained q
speed of a mile and half minute
for hundred miles. according to q
writer In Golfers. and they have
flown 100 miles between the rising and
the setting Of the sun
Pigeons have flown a thousand miles
back to the home loft. In 1904 a bird
covered that distance In days 2
hours Is minutes, proving how I'M
erring Is the mysterious homing In
stinct that will drive pigeons across the
continent without swervlng. But this
test is not true sport The birds SIM
ply hurl themselves against time and
space till they are played out. They
can never race again.
The racer rises into the air with
heavy, slow wing pulsations; then,
once poised over the starting point,
there Is a swifter, shorter beat. and
the time is ''hit up" to the third and
permanent wing rhythm, rapid and
steady as a pulse beat. which carries
1t home.
Racers fly 300 feet high over land. but
low over water. Their enemies as they
ny are wind, rain, gunners and hawks.
They do all their dying between sun
rise and sunset. Ii caught out over
night they fend for themselves till
dawn.
The homing instinct IL lifelong. Dur
Ing the Franco Prussian war the Ger
mans caught homing pigeon which
was on its way into beleaguered Paris.
years 1t was then released. 1t imme-
diately returned to it's old home.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27

A Popularity of Dreams.

As to dreams. there was discussion
at the club lunch. and one man re-
marked that no man dreamed of him.
self as Drawer than he is. When the
dream came the dreamer was always
the underdog. He was in horrible
danger and never did anything pic
turesque to face it. There may be men
who are brave in their sleep. but 1t
would be interesting to find one man
outside of the dozen sleeping towards
who is hero in dream.-L London
Chronicle.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
A Disappointment.

Uncle jed asked his neighbor,
''how is your boy getting along at COL
legeY
First rate" answered Uncle Jed.
He hasn't cost me cent He's work
Ing his way through. he's winning all
the class honors. and they've promised
him professorship of some kind"
Great Scott" gasped his neighbor.
lis that all he Is doing? With that big
husky frame of his supposed he'd be
playing center by this time" Chicago
Tribune.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
The cahal.

The term "cabal" as applied to SO
cret factions of any kind had its rise
In England about 1867. being first ap
piled to the cabinet of Charles II. and
formed from the Initials of the cabi.
net members names-Lord Clifford.
Lord Ashley, the Duke of Bucking-
ham. Lord Arlington and the Duke
OF Lauderdale-C, A. B. A. L. Since
that day 1t has been customary. In all
English speaking lands at least. to ap.
ply the name to any secret conclave,
especially In politics.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
The Way She Saw II.

"You must not mock people. Hazel.
Once upon time. the Bible says,
crowd Of little children Knocked a good
man named Elisha. and two bears
came out of the forest and killed for
ty-two of them'
Wasn't that an awful thing for
their mothers ?"-Newark News.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
Maxine n Life.

Many man has made good living
who has made poor life. Some men
have made splendid lives who have
made very moderate and even scanty
nvings. Magazine.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
The Shakv ladder,

Many man has spent the best years
OF his life climbing the ladder OF fame
only to have the thing tilt over back
ward just as he grasped the last rung.
Chicago Record Herald.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1911-07-27
Uselss. TELLING.

You can always tell an English.
man." said the Briton proudly.
"Of course you can" replied the
Yankee. but 1t doesn't do any good,
because he thinks he knows 1t ALL
Philadelphia Ledger