Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-10
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 Hiram has been waiting several days to be told what is the best drink for hot weather. and We haye tried to decide the question At the present writing the choice has narrowed to two. and we could be happy with either were the other dear charmer away. The weather is becoming hotter and Hiram thirssier. but we can only promise to decide the question tomorrow.
 Archibald s. White. a Cincinnati millionaire. has tried to reside in Europe. and the ongwa nearly kill ed him. Ills wife, who was Olise ce- ieste Moore. the opera star. has tried Cincinnati life, and declares there have been many times when she was ready to scream. So they deci6- ed upon a divorce, although sti'l | loving each other; OliTe going to Europe, and Archibald staying in | Cincinnati, At the steamship dock ! in New York, they bid each other an | affectionate farewell. and agreed to l be friends fol all time. Will some body who knows all aoou, such 1 things please tell us whe -9cr such | a marriage was one or convenience or love, in the first place? We have a strong suspicion 'hat it was n0- the latter.
 FTeckle farming is 'he ,ates' ia | Omaha, Neb., where pr. Harold Gif- ! ford, an oculist, regularly cuts | patches of skin from one part of his | body, engrafts them on another, and l does it for fun. F'reckles are his i pets. Rings. lines and clustered patch es of the lirile brown spots decorate the physician's right arm one day, 1 and later they are mashaleG on his 1 other arm. He said an assortment ! of them laken from the arm of his l young son and mixed with his own 1 had lived hut a short time. With only his razor, pr. Clifford said he can have the loveliest kind or a | time alone in his office.
 The survival of the frecklvst a'''.- not be so funny.
 ! Irving Bacheller. the novelist, IS
 preaching hack to the farm and has
 written book about it. Says he: | People say they are too well edu- cated to become farmers. A farm ] will soak mp all the education maH ! has and call for more" Maybe Bacheller could help the movement some by becoming farmer himself.
 instead of writing novels and ad- ! yisiug lawyers to abandon law for
 the broad acres.
 According to Prophet Hicks, the ] weather for the Redmen-Eagles pic nic will be fine.
 UNEQUAL
 never could believe that Provi- ] dsnce had sent a few men into the ! world ready booted and spurred to ] ride and millions ready saddled and | bridled to be ridden.-RichaTd Rum bold.
 Just another reminder that you | should not swell around too much. You are small potatoes. like the rest ! of us.
 Charleyakers doesn't want to be forgotten. Says he:
 As statehood appears to be near at hand, it is right and proper that | the eighty per cent of the people
 who voted for the constitution with which Arizona will be admitted
 should be looking ahead and think ing of the men best qualified 10 ad- minister the laws and guide the
 shin of state dictated by said constr
 tuition"
 Which reminds of two things-l- Only % per cent of the people voteu
 for the constitution; 2-Charleyak-
 CTS wants 10 be lieutenant governor
 or something of the kind
 From our dream book-To dream 1 of seeing q gUeat number of eggs
 denotes success in trade and love
 To dream that the eggs prove rotten
 denotes uufaithfulness and treach
 erv of frienGs and lovers. To dream 1 of eating eggs portends great en' ioyment-while you are asleep. ioi
 at the present prices you can ohiS
 dream of eating them
 The slippered and pantaloonea Tucson Post says that Tucson does
 ro. want tine capital. WheTeat the ] aged and decrepit Phoenix Repub , ucan rejoices, thinking the ques
 ton is settled. But the sick ones ones - tired of life and exertion won f settle anything this trip.
 l, Governor Harmon, and these an' 9 elhis excenency are joining with tho Q district attorneys and grand jcrl e lin a campaign which has for it' i purpose a complete cleaning out O l. Ibribe-givers and bribe-takers. Ther' n lis a disposition not to accept th' q statements of crooked members wh' a Iseek thus to win immunity baths s but rather, now that they have beei s trapped, to put them through to th' |. irs~.s. rba snacfacle is shameful |.