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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-06-19

Upper Margin of the Pool.
If the two heavy, solid lines were
both extended to the left until they
meet, the meeting point would mark
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-06-19
Graduating exercises.

Graduates-Byron Kunzmann. Lloyd
stanwood, Fowler Phillips. Gladys
Mckinney, Ream Daughrity. Russell
Millspaugh, Helen Garrison, Clyde
James, Edwin Harmon. Edward Rich.
Ruth streeter, Vivian Holzer, Edith
Kiedaisch.
Birthday exercise for Myrtle Nc
Kenney.
Presentation of diplomas to cradle
roll scholars who are ready to go into
primary department
Song, "Reapers''-School.
Benediction.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-06-19
Consolation of an Es.champlon.

5HInBOH Bought COHSOIaIOH.
AT least she didn't ask me II I
shaved myself" he unused.
However, be resolved to stick to
regular BARRIERS for the future.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
SMAULHOUS.

March 13.--Mr. Ross Morton and
family, Central City, are guests of
Mr.. Sam Morton.
Mesdames Alva Galloway, ]. r.
Hunter and Cordelia Addington and
Little jamie Dawson are on the sick
list.
Rev. G.. H. Lawrence, Beaver
Dam, visited near here Tuesday and
Wednesday.
Mr.. Sam Morton was in Hartford
Wednesday.
Mr.. John Bennett, who is in the
telephone business near Nashville,
is the guest of his parents, Mr., j. c..
Bennett and wife.
Mr.. Bob Bennett and family,
Beda, have moved to their farm
near this place.
Mr.. James Galloway, Centertown,
was a guest OF Mr.. Alva Galloway
and family recently.
Mr.. Ed Hunter and Mr.. Alonzo
France went to Beaver Dam Satur-
day.
Mrs. John Barnard, who has been
quite i'll, is thought to be much bet
ter.
Mr.. ]. H. >Addington and family
and Miss Althea Addington visited
near Centertown Saturday and Sun
day.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
OLATON.

March 13.-Born to the wife OF
Mr.. Lee Patterson, of this town, a
big girl, the 18th inst. DR.. c. w
Felix, attending physician. Mother
and child getting along fine.
Miss Mamie Cooksey, living near
here, who has measles, is improving.
Miss Mary Daniel, living near
town, who has been i'll quite awhile,
is improving slowly.
Misses leila Lyons and Garnette
Felix, who have been at Kosmosdale
and Louisville for the past two
weeks, returned home Friday. Miss
Lyons had been to the city to pur-
chase her spring stock of millinery.
Mr.. r. L. Arms returned from the
city last week.
Mr.. w. II. Lyons is visiting rela-
tives at Greensboro.
Mr.. !. w. Miller and family, OF
Friedaland, we're the guests of Mr.
and Mrs. G.. w. Daniel last Satur-
day nisht and also the guests of
Mrs. w. H. Lyons Sunday.
Mr.. G.. W. Daniel, the blacksmith
of this town, was the guest of his
brother at --- last Monday.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
O o O O o O o O o @ O @ O Q G
0 SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. c
O @ Q O O O O Q @ o @ G @ Q @

What some women don't know
they suspect.
1t is our theory that cheap cigar
is never cheap enough.
In the eyes of some one every pol
itician is a dirty politician.
The bigger the salary the harder
it is to find anyone who can earn it..
Some men are so close that it
makes them grouchy to lose money
in a dream.
A pessimist's definition of an OPP
timist is one who expects a good deal
more than he gets.
No man courts an investigation in
loud tone of voice until people be-
gin to find him out.
A doctor is about the only man
who can lose sleep to good advan-
tage; he gets paid for it.
Ever know a woman who got as
many buggy rides and flowers after
marriage as before?
A mans private affairs are a great
bore to all except gossips and the
woman who loves him.
Don't spend too much time con-
templating the failure of someone
else If you yourself expect to sue
coed.
It seems that the only reason some
married people live together is that
they have gotten into the habit.
You may have noticed that the
woman who knew you as an emery
boy is usually possessed of a won
derful memory.
IT. the newspaper of the future
the police court reporter, who can
fight II he has to. will handle the
marriage announcements.
You may think waiting for a train
Is a tiresome job, but that is because
Won never were a farmer waiting fol-
rain during a drought.
Outside of organized and loud
voiced pugilism. the man who talks
a good deal about his fighting abili
ty. does rot fight much.
When mans bald spot com
mences to show below his hat, it fl
time to commence taking the rainy
dav proposition seriously.
While we never have regarded
dancing as the origin of sin, the fac
is that very few men dance just fol-
the exercise they get out of the per
formance.-[ Atchison Globe.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

The Hartford Republicans politi-
cal pharynx propensities are still all
right and while it declaims loudly
against The Herald's advice to DEM
ocrats to support the party ticket, it
cannot show where it ever refused
to swallow any dose put into its
mouth by party bosses. 1t tries to
credit The Herald with Islander of
the present county officials, but the
untruthfulness of this is proven by
what we really did say. The person
mel of our county officials was not
mentioned by us. We said the last
Republican primary in this county
was a rotten affair, which many peo-
ple-including Republicans-remem-
Der as such, yet the Hartford organ
had not a word to say about it.
These facts are too well known to
the public to be profitably contro-
verted.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
ONLY UGLY "HELLO"
GIRLS ARE WANTED

mo comely girls need apply" is
the condition which bars beauty in
an advertisement inserted in a local
paper to-day by X. f. Watson, Or
ange agent for the Pacific Telephone
Company. The resignation of pref
ty Helen Holden to become the bride
of Walter Bortz was the last straw.
She is the sixth to be ensnared by
Cupid in the last month.
six in four weeks are too many!"
he exclaimed, and the chances of fair
maidens who were after the place
went glimmering. Watson declares
he will EMPLOY only married women,
spinsters or homelv young women.
He is tired of breaking in new girls
as operators.-[orange (Cal) cor.
n. Y. Tribune.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
AT IT'S WHEREABOUTS

DR.. Paul Burnmaster. president
of the Observation-Disclosures
was discussing his suit for $1,000
600 against noted Spectator.
Spectators of this type" said
DR.. Burnmaster, ARE so welded to
gambling that they see no harm in
the practice. They deem their per-
nicious doings to be woodwork
helpful to the community, like bak-
ing bread or building houses In
their blindness to their own short
comings they remind me of Billings.
Billings, showed up by blizzard
in country town. said reproachfuI-
ly to the one waiter in the places
restaurant:
Look here, waiter, I've just
found this suspender button in my
SOUP
THE waiter hurried worward,
besming.
"'Oh, thank you sir he said, Il
couldn't imagine what had become
of it,"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
CENTERTONyN.

March 14.-Mr. f. II. James died
Of his home here last Saturday of
diseases incident to old age.
Mrs. L. w. Tichenor. of this place.
and Mrs. A. B. Ticheuor, of Matan-
zas, are visiting relatives in Central
City.
Mr.. FINS James, of Kansas, was
in town last Monday.
The meeting at the Methodist
Church here closed last Sunday
night.
Mr.. A. R. Plummer went to Louis
vile last Monday.
Mr.. Jesse Shacklett is very sick at
this writing.
Mr.. S. T. Brown and wife are suf-
fering from la grippe.
Mrs. Matte Stewart is visiting her
sister, Mrs. II. p. Brown, McHenry,
this week.
Mr.. H. H. Davis is in Louisville
on business.
Mrs. Garfield Barnard is on the
sick list this week.
Mrs. Oscar James is visiting her
mother, Mrs. John Fielden. near
Rough river, who is quite sick.
Miss Kate Hill opened school here
last Monday.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
HOPEWELL.

March 13.--Mr. and Mrs. Sam
Knight, of Muhlenberg county, spent
a few days with Mrs. Knights broth
ers and sister, Messrs. Ebert and
Porter Hunley. and Mrs. Charley
Williams, last week. They will leave
in a week or so for Oklahoma, where
thev will make their future home.
Quite a number of our neighbors
went to the sale last Saturday at
Clay Taylor's old home. Just 92
years ago his father, Tobias Taylor,
had a sale, and 16 years later Calvin,
the ex-Sheriff, had a sale, making
three sales of father and two sons,
at the same place, 16 years apart.
Miss May English is visiting her
brother, Mr.. Earl English, of Green
Vile, whose wife has been sick for
some time. We are glad to say she
is improving.
Mrs. Kittie Brown, of Taylortown,
sister of your scribe, is very feeble.
She is sc years old.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

In factories where needles are made
the grindstones throw Off great guam
titles of minute steel particles. al
though the dust is too fine to be per-
ceptible to the eye. Breathing the dust
shows no immediate effect. but gradu-
ally sets up irritation. usually ending
in pulmonary consumption. and for
merly almost all the workmen died be-
fore the age of forty. Ineffective at
tempts were made to screen the air by
gauze or linen guards for nose and
month. At length the use of the mag
net was suggested. and now masks OF
magnetized steel wire are worn by
workmen and effectually remove the
metal dust before the air is breathed
London Telegraph.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

by robber tariff, are draining the
life blood of the American people.
The people have demanded a
change and registered the demand at
the polls. President Taft has made
an honest effort to comply with this
demand. Thwarted by the polite
fans of his own party. the President
seeks cooperation from his politi-
cal opponents. The desire has been
complied with in the interest of the
American people The Southern
farmer is of the people and we stand
for this action.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
Important Notice.

We ere now sending out state
ments TO cur subscribers who are in
arrears on subscription. Please turn
20 the label on your paper and If
found to be in arrears. kindly remit
by post-oflice money order or bank
cNeck and thereby greatly oblige
The Herald. BY complying with this
request our patrons will relieve us
of the unpleasant task of writing
each one of our subscribers found to
be in arrears.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
Notice 10 Creditors.

Creditors of the Ohio County
Bank will please come forward and
settle their indebtedness. It is my
purpose and the desire of everybody
connected with the bank to have div
idends declared to the depositors as
speedily as possible. This cannot be
done unless creditors of the bank
will assist by meeting their obllga-
lions.
5tf A. E. PATE, Assignee.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
MINERS TO INFORCE NO
DISCRIMINATION RULE

Henderson, KY. March 1.-THE
miners of the twenty-third district,
in session here Yesterday, passed a
resolution requiring strict en-
forcement of the rule that no dis
elimination against colored miners
shall be allowed. A complaint
came up from Simmons, Ky. Hen
derson was chosen as the convention
city for 1912.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
The Retort Courteous.

This is the sort Of conversation one
overhears between newly married
couples:
Him-Oh. I'm tired of hearing about
your brother Bob. Shut up about him!
One would think he had all the manly
virtues.
Her Well. he may not be such an
angel as all that. but he isn't such a
fool as you are.
Him-You bet he isn't He's a
MISUNDERSTANDING Plain Dealer.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
Notice 10 Creditors.

All persons having claims against
the estate of Laura X. Magyar, de-
ceased, are hereby notified to file
same with me. properly verified, at
nv residence in Buford, KY. on or
before April |, 1911, or they will be
forever barred.
This February 25, 1911.
o. c. MAGAN. Admr.,
eta Hartford, R. F. d. No. 8. I
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Messrs. Taft and Roosevelt--are for
the same thing, "for the best inter-
ests of the whole country" includ-
ing the farmers, of course, what is
Hartford's alleged organ of the g.
o. D. going to do about it?
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
Granulated Eve Lids

Do not need to be cauterized or scar
flied by a physician. Sutherland's
Eagle Eye Salve is guaranteed to
cure them without pain. 1t is harm
less and a sure cure for graduated
lids. 25c tubes at all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
Hot Time Awaits Soldiers.

Fort Worth, Tex, March 9.-The
temperature reached 100 degrees
here to-day, eclipsing all previous
records for this section for the
month of March.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

The Fair Purchaser-Your eggs are
all very sma, today. Mr.. Jones. Mr..
Jones' Yes'm. they are. hut I'm sure
don't know the reason. The Fair
Purchaser oh expect you toOk
hem out of the nests too soon.-LOn-
Ion Sketch.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Elizabeth Wheeler. who lived. among
the ruins of the deserted city of Air
dria, died at the advanced age of
seventy-two years. Mrs. Wheeler
say Aidrie rise up out of the Ken
lucky forest and lived to see it be-
come an ancient and deserted viii
LACE.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
Very Special,

A young medical student was being
quizzed by one of his teachers. "In
what will you specializeT' he was
asked
Diseases of the nostril." replied the
student.
Good said the professor enthusi-
astically. which nostrll?'-Success.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

The Democratic State Executive
Committee could meet one more
time for a real good purpose-the
calling of convention.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Correspondents q The Herald will
please give the residence of both Wis
itors and the ones they are visiting.
The item is not news without this
information added.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

There is little in the way OF sala-
BILE stuff that will bear the spotlight
of continuous advertising centered
upon il. II will soon go.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Grover Cleveland's homely re-
mark that "a public Office is a public
trust" never had better application
than in the affairs of to-day.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
DEATH CLAIMS SOLE
RESIDENT OF AIDRIE

Rockport. KY, March 11.-After
living in silence that was almost per-
petual for over half a century, Mrs.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15
The Hartford Republican says:

The Hartford Republican says:
The Hartford Herald has
come out in favor of reciprocity
and against the Ohio county
farmers and other farmers of
the United States. 1t says that
the reciprocity agreement is for
the best interest of the whole
country.
And since the Republican party
foremost statesmen OF to-day
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Hon. A. o. Stanley will be a mem
Der of the new Rules Committee in
the House. Mr.. Stanley is generally
heard from. wherever he is placed.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

There may be some noise in the
next session of Congress, but there
will be little roaring of Cannon.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

A New York writer who claims to
have watched matters closely says
there has not been a birth on Fifth
Avenue, the residential section OF
the rich, in several years. But If
this race suicide keeps up, maybe al
ter awhile We will not have any rich
neople-no heirs to inherit vast
wealth. Anyhow, Mr.. Roosevelt $
attention is called to the matter.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Teddy is still getting through-by
the skin of his teeth.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

The Herald has added a large
number of new subscribers to its list
since the first of the present year.
Several of these said the reason they
wanted the paper was that it con-
tanned so much of general informa-
ton that they saw they had been
missing. At only a dollar year
there is no public spirited citizen
who can really afford to go without
his county paper.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

1t is said that the overthrow of
the Diaz regime in Mexico would
also break up the monopoly of Wall
Street and British investments there,
establish a new era of progress and
industrial freedom for the people
and put the country on an equal
footing with the balance of the civil
lized world. Too long the favored
interests have monopolized and OPP
pressed that country, fabulously
rich in the earth's products and its
citizens longing for a chance to as
sert their enterprise and exploit
their resources. 1t seems to be a
fight for national and industrial lib
erty.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

The travelling expenses of Govern
ment officers and employees last year
amounted to twelve millions of dol
lars and President Taft has sent a
letter to the Secretary of the Treas
ury asking him to make public all
travel records for the last fiscal
year, for the purpose of tabulation
and revision with a view of re-
duction and economy. This one
item of Government expense is enor-
nous, and if there is not lot of
graft mixed up in it, the public at
least has a right to know how their
money has been spent.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

Speaking Of the Canadian recipro-
city treaty, the Hartford Republican
says
: Le. t'e Democratic House Of
Representatives pass this meas
ure If it will When it does, it
will he equally guilty in this
matter with President Taft.
Hear that. Mr.. President? Per-
hans you had better consult the
Hartford oracle of your party before
Won proceed further in the premises.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

The act mobolizing L. S. troops
on the Mexican border seems to be
nothing more nor less than mixing
into a muddle which does not di-
rectly concern us, solely for the pro-
lection of Wall Street and British
financial interests. The Mexican in
surgents have given ample assurance
that all foreign interests will be am
ply protected and they are simply
fighting for political and national
liberty. 1t is a war against oppres-
sion in various forms.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-03-15

It isn't too late yet for the Demo-
Gratis of Kentucky to have State
Convention to adopt a good platform
and otherwise outline the coming
campign for State Offices. We have
vet to hear of a single cry or source
of objection. The Democratic State
Committee-the duly constituted
marty authority-could call il. and
we feel sure it would be responded
10 heartily. 1t is really the commit
tees duty to do so. viii they do it?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-11
Breaking a Hobo's Heart.

Manager Gus Hartz was standing
near the opera house box Office when
one of two panhandlers who had en-
tered the lobby approached him, and,
holding out an addressed and sealed
envelope, begged for the price of a
postage stamp.
TITS for me mudder, boss" he sniv-
eled. "You'se wouldn't turn down er
guy fer de price er de stamp, would
youse?"
Never" said the manager, deftly
grasping the envelope and throwing ii
through the box office window. Here,
Fred" addressing himself to Treas
urer Fred Coan, stamp this and have
it mailed"
The velocity of the proceeding fair
ly took the panhandler's breath away.
Then, backing away to where his part
ner awaited him, he whispered, Moth
in doing, bottle guys wise. "-Cleve-
land Leader.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-11
A ScENTLEss NATION.

The department Of agriculture has
recently called attention to the back
wardness of this country as a produc-
er of the particular kind of crops that
go to the making Of perfumes, Gays
the Washington Post. Swift in the
development of other industries, we
have been extremely neglectful Of our
opportunities In this particular, since,
it is claimed, we can raise In one
part OF the United States or another
all of the plants needful for an innum-
ylang-ylang to altar or roses. This
information doubtless Is intended to
serve as a timely spur to our indus
trial and commercial lethargy. And
yet the news fails to carry with 1t aA-y
great sense of shame. 1t is difficult
to assign the reason why the posi-
bilities thus pointed out produce little
or no enthusiasm, yet such is the
case. 1t must be because the making
Of perfumes is not pre-eminently an
indication OF national vigor or great
ness. Certain 1t Is that their univer..
sal use by a people is not sign OF
virility. Weak and effeminate nations
have been given proverbially to the,
use OF unguents and ointments,
whereas soap and civilization have
been inseparably conjoined. So long
az we lead in soap, it matters little
who manufactures the aromatics. A,
good bath is better than much volatile
oils, while civet and musk may COW
er a multitude of sins, especially those
OF omission.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-11

The brand of IS" figures in an ex-
traordinary act passed by our parlia-
ment in 1547. Any able-bodied man
or woman found lettering and not
seeking work for the space of three
days could be seized and brought be-
fore two justices Of the peace, who,
upon confession or on the proof of
two witnesses, shall Immediately
cause the said laborer to be marked
with hot iron in the breast the
mark of W and adiudge the said per-
son living so idly to the presenter,
to be his slave for two years. The said
slave shall be made to work by beat
ing, claiming or otherwise says the
London Chronicle. If convicted
of running away during this period,
the justices could cause him to be
branded on the forehead or the cheek
with the letter IS" and then adjudged
to his master as slave forever. For
running away a second time the PEN
atty was death.