The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1911-05-04
TRUE IRISH BULLS.
They Have a Flavor All Their
Own, '1the Effect of Climate"
BRANDS FROM OTHER LANDS.

BRANDS FROM OTHER LANDS.
The Best Of the French Bulls Are
Acted, Not Spoksn-soms DreIi Ex.
amples Of the italian. Portuguese,
Dutch and German.
Sir Richard Steele explained why his
countrymen made bulls: "'Tis the ef-
feet Of the climate, sir. II an English
man were born In Ireland he would
make as many" said he. 1t Is not ev-
cry one who knows q bull when he
sees her. 1t may be no bull, but
merely blunder "a betise. as the
French have it. To make sure that
set down a few Of the genuiLe. ortho-
dOx Irish kind:
He built the wall wider than 1t was
high. so that when 1t fell down It
should be higher than 1t was wide.
Two weary and footsore Irishmen
come to milestone, ten miles to Dub
lin. "Arrah." says one. "'tis but i've
miles apiece"
Disputing of the date Of st. Patrick's
birthday. HE couldn't have had two
unless he was twins"
An Irish sailor reported that In Phil
adelphia they copper bottomed the tops
Of the houses with sheet lead.
Give me the loan of a hatchet to saw
an empty barrel Of dour In two to
make the dog a pigpen.
His estate is divided by impenetra-
BILE furze bitches made Of quarried
stones set on edge.
An Irishman. describing q glorious
fight. said. There was only one whole
nose in the house. and that was the
taypot's."
In these and in hundreds like them
we have the true flavor Of the Irish
bull.
There are genuine bulls In French,
but they are rare. The genius Of the
language does not lend itself to any
thing less than neat precision. A
French bull is usually nothing more
than betise Still. French bulls exist.
Leon. Bishop and Count of Lisieux
wrote to the Duchess Of Brissac as fol-
lows:
Madame. knowing how fond you
are of red partridges. send you here
with half dozen. Three Of them are
gray. and one is a woodcock. You will
find this letter in the bottom Of the
basket
Frenchman used large stone jar
for a pillow. explaining that 1t was not
hard because he had stuffed 1t full of
hay.
The very best French bulls are acted.
not spoken. The Duke de st. Simon
relates that lady, lying Ill, was much
disturbed by the ringing of the church
bells. To deaden the noise her lover
had the street In front of her house
laid with straw.
A spoken bull In French Is apt to be
something different from the Irish va
riety. something more like betise. as
has been said. And 1t Is difficult to
retain the flavor in translation. "Ce
sont toujours les memes soldats qui Sc
font tuer." says Marshal Bugeaud Of
his army. This loses little when one
translates. 1T is always the same sol
diers who get themselves killed."
"En fait d'inutilites II ne faut que le
necessaire'' is more highly cOlored in
the French than In its translation.
"Only so many useless things are re-
quired as are strictly necessary"
Here is the translation Of part OF an
italian letter:
I'VE have had a most famous earth,
| quake II by the mercy Of God It had
lasted for another half hour we should
all have gone to paradise. from which
| may God deliver us. Whether you re
ceive this letter or not. please advise
me in either case"
| Here is Portuguese bull. In offer
ing a reward for the recovery Of the
corpse of q drowned man his relatives
remarked that the deceased might be
identified. II found. by slight impedi.
ment in his speech.
After much research 1t has been SC
far impossible to discover a genuine
Spanish bull. but here is Dutch bull:
1.-THE pig had no marks on his ears
except short tail"
And here Is a German bull:
i der Zahn der Zeit. der allie Tbraneil
trocknet. wird auch uber desc Sache
Gras wachsen lassen" (t''rhe tooth Of
time. that wipes away all tears. will
permit grass to grow over this mat.
ter alsO'l.
Blunders in English speech are moi
uncommon. The orthodox bull OF Ire
land has scarcely crossed the channel
A fellow of the Royal society speaks
Of 1.-THE earthquake that had had the
honor to be noticed by the Royal so
ciety."
.The West Indies will now have Z
future which they have never had II
the past" sounds promising until ont
sees that its bullish quality is a mert
blunder by which the word "opportuni
ty" was omitted There is none Of th'
flavor Of the famous definition of sal
BY the irish schoolboy. "Salt Is tina
which makes your potatoes taste mast!
II you don't put It in"
Even the best Of the foreign bulls Il
Latin tongues evoke the suspicion tha
they are mere translations from Iris
originals. The Dutch. the German
and perhaps the English may have tn
genuine article at times. No distfnt
lively American bulls have emerge
from the long research that Is th
foundation of these few paragraphs
New York Sun.
Optimistic.
what an optimist Green is!'
Eyes. Every time be loses his nm