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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Rabv Killed In Crash

Atlanta, Ga, April q. A four
Eacaahs-old baby was killed and an
Ulhsr small child fatally injured at
College Park when an Atlanta & West
Pozst train collided with an automo-
kIst- Mr. and Mrs. A. ]. Stewart,
sai her and mother of the children,
were badly shaken up and nurse
was injured.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
EXPECTS LONG SESSION
Champ Clark Predicts Congress VIII
Adjourn In August.

Washington, April 26. - Speaker
Clark called to see President Taft.
When asked about Senator Roots
early adjournment idea, he said that
he had sat in two congresses in extra
session, both called to revise the tariff,
and that both had convened in April
and adjourned in August. He said he
expected the present congress to do
about the same thing.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Four Injured In Auto Crash.

Norristown, Pa, April ga car
riage containing Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Allebaugh and two grandchildren was
run down by an automobile on the
Skippack pike The wagon was
wrecked and the occupants thrown out
and badly injured. The driver of the
automobile disappeared without wait.
ing to ascertain the condition of the
victims.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
UNIVERSITY ELECTS HEAD
Or. e. E. Brown Chancellor of New
York Institution,

rOTk
New York, April 26.-The council OF
the New York university has elected
Dr. Elmer e. Brown as chancellor to
succeed DR.. Henry NJ. McCracken,
who resigned on Sept %, the twenty
fifth anniversary of his installation,
to become the chancellor emeritus.
The new chancellor is United States
commissioner of education.
The salary of the new chancellor
will be greatly increased, if not dou-
bled. No change has been made in
the amount paid for many years, al
though the responsibilities have great
ly increased and the cost of living has
risen steadily.
DR.. Elmer Ellsworth Brown was
born in Klantone, Chautauqua county,
N. Y, ON Aug. %, 1861.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Fear End of World Seeing waterspou'

Laurel, Del, April Interpretations
residents of this place thought that
the world was coming to an end when
a waterspout formed on the Laurel
river and arose to a height of forty
feet before it collapsed. Earlier in the
week band of evangelsts of strange
faith had predicted the end.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Immigration Into Canada Grows.

Ottawa, April 26.-The total figures
for the fiscal year ended March 81 OF
immigration into Canada show that the
immigration from the United States
was 121,461. immigration from other
countries totalled 20s.7s4, total OF
s30.24s for the year. The increase over
the foregoing year was 40 per cent.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Protest Landing of British Marines.

London, April 81 - The Mexican
government has communicated to the
British foreign Office a formal protest
of the British sloop Shearwater, in
landing marines at San Quentin, in
Lower California, which is described
as an interference in the internal af-
fairs of Mexico.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
RaedsvllIe Man Kills Eanle.

Lewistown, Pa, April 26.-Emery
Ayers, of Reedsville, shot and killed
bald eagle. measuring six feet from tip
to tip, adjacent to this city. When
killed the bird was crcllng over
brood Of chickens.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Jumped Down smokestack.

San Jose, Cal, April 26.-Pat Teel-
ing, a trusted inmate of the state in
sane hospital at Agnew, climbed to the
top of sixty-flve-foot smokestack and
Jumped down inside it,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Farmer Killed by a Bull,

Albany, N. Y, April 26.-Leonard
Wagner, a farmland, was gored to
death at Stuyvesant Falls while driv-
ing a bull out of field. The animal
was found in the barnyard covered
with blood, while Wagner was lying
some distance away, dead.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Adams to succeed Plerce.

Washington, April 26,--It was an
nounced at the interior department
that Samuel Adams, of Chicago, will
be appointed by President Taft to sue
coed First Assistant Secretary Pierce
Of that department
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
Seeks $4,000 DAMAGES From Priest.

Bethlehem, Pa, April 26.-Because
Rev. A. Varlaky. a Catholic priest, is
alleged to have circulated slanderous
reports about her, Miss Emily Krivda,
of this place, began suit against him
for $4,000 damages
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1911-04-29
CHICAGO Aviation Meeting.

Chicago, April 26. - An eight-day
aviation meet, at which 100000 will
be distributed in prizes, will begin
here on Aug. s.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Albion Prairie

Watch for date of our harvest picnic
in the near future.
Mrs Marsden spent Friday with
friends at Cambridge. =
Mr. and Mrs Jens Nassett were Fort
Atkinson visitors Saturday.
Mr. Daniel Pierce entertained num-
Der of his friends Friday evening.
Farmers are busy cutting their grain
which is not very good owing to the
dry weather.
Mrs Geo Sherwood and Mrs S Hall
spent Saturday afternoon with friends
at ROckdale.
A number of young people spent Fri
day at Lake Ripley. Mrs VIM Bussey
of Edgerton was chaperon.
Mrs D l Wilson and daughter of Ed
gerton attended services at the P M
church last Sunday afternoon.
Mrs ] T Nassett entertained the
Ladies Aid Society of the M church
at Lake Koshkonong last Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs George Dickinson, Mrs
Hammond and Mrs VIM Bussey of Ed
gerton were among those who attended
the picnic at Lake Koshkonong last
Thursday.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Cities and Race Vitality.

The Napoleon wars so drained the
flower of French manhood that even
today the physical stature Of the aver
age Frenchman is nearly half an inch
below what it was at the beginning Of
Napoleon's reign.
The colltry in America today is con-
stantly paying a similar tribute to the
city in the sacrifice of it's best blood,
it's best brain. the finest physical and
mental fiber in the world. This great
stream of superb country manhood
which is ever flowing cityward is rap
idly deteriorated by the softening,
emasculating influences Of the city I'M
til the superior virility. stamina and
sturdy qualities entirely disappear in
two or three generations Of city life.
Our city civilization is always in a
process Of decay and would in a few
generations become emasculated and
effeminate were it not for the pure
crystal stream of country youth flow
ing steadily into and purifying the
muddy. devitalized stream Of city life.
1t would soon become so foul and de-
generate as to threaten the physical
and moral health Of the dwellerS.-
Success Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Superstitions of Scalpina.

Indians believe that scalping is ami
hilation of the soul: hence the eager
ness of the Indian to secure the scalp
of his enemy and save his own scalp.
Deprived Of the scalp the body becomes
mere carrion. not even worthy of bur-
ial. Whether or not it's removal an
initiates SOUL says General Dodge.
author of Our Wild Indians 1.-The
Indian is yet sure that scalp is strong
medicine and equally sure that its TAX
ing by him will involve consequences
to him either very good or very bad,
and he does not always know which.
An Indian will never take the scalp of
a colored soldier, nor does he give any
reason for it; all to be got out Of him
by way of explanation is. Buffalo sol
der no good; heap bad medicine
Whatever the special religious opinion
of each Indian in regard to taking the
scalps Of slain enemies. I have never
yet known a single case where the
scalp Of a suicide was stripped off, and
in many cases the superstition is SO
strong as to prevent the Indians even
from touching the body"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Charles Lambs Excuse.

Leadenhall street. London. was for
many years the scene of the daily Ia
bors of Charles Lamb. That Lamb.
despite his many complaints, appears
to have had fairly easy time at the
East India house is evident from a
story told by Algernon Black in Mac
millan's Magazine for February. 1879.
One morning he was observed to en-
ter the office hastily and in an ex-
cited manner. assumed no doubt for
the occasion to leave by an opposite
door. He appeared no more that day.
He stared the next morning in expla
nation that as he was passing through
Leadennall market on his way to the
Office be accidentally trod on q butch
ers heel. 4 apologized.' said Lamb,
to the butcher but the latter retort-
ed: Yes, but your excuses won't cure
my broken heel, and, - me- said he,
Selling his knife. "I'll have it out of
your
Lamb fed from the butcher and. in
dread of his pursuit. dared not remain
for the rest Of the day at the India
house. This story was accepted as a
humorous excuse for taking a holiday
without leave"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Porter

J Roherty and family of Center spent
Sunday at G w Nichols.
Mrs Judd Mccarthy is entertaining
her sister and family of Milwaukee.
Mr. Bert Hoffman and two children
of Leyden were visitors on Sunday.
Miss Ruth Mccarthy of GAINESVILLE is
spending the week with her cousin,
Vera Boss.
Mr. and Mrs Wright of Green Bay are
visiting their brother-in-law, M Ford,
and family.
Mrs Kennedy of Milwaukee, better
known as Rose Donnelly, is visiting
relatives here.
Mrs P Brennan and two children of
hardwood, Iowa, are visiting at the
parental home, j Boyle.
Quite a number from here went to
GAINESVILLE on Tuesday to attend the
funeral of M Flaherty, this being the
home of his childhood.
The Misses Josephine Burns, Eileen
Mcintosh and Katheryn Barrett OF Ed
gerton were guests of the Nichols girls
few days last week.
Mr. and Mrs Alphonsus Collins rejoice
over the safe arrival of a daughter at
their home on Wednesday, July 18th.
Miss Katheryn Joyce of Edgerton is
caring for the sick.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Morse and the Telegraph Operator.

Immediately after the successful
completion of the first transatlantic
cable and the consequent celebrations.
In which. Of course. Cyrus w. Field
bore prominent part, Professor Morse
had occasion to send a telegram from
a small town in Ohio to his home in
New York He wrote out his message
and presented it TO the operator. who
rapidly checked it off with his pencil
and CURLY demanded dollar.Sag
But" said the venerable Inventor.
Il never pay for messages" and, see
ing an inquiring look in the operators
eyes. added. Il am. in fact, the father
of the telegraph
Then" said the operator. firmly con-
vinced that be was being imposed up
on. why don't you sign your own
name. Cyrus W Field?"
Professor Morse when telling the
story used to say that he was too hui
INFLATED to answer.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
West Porter

Joe Grundy of GAINESVILLE called at G
w McCarthy's on Monday.
Miss Lucille Earle is visiting relatives
in Edgerton, and Whitewater.
Miss Ella Mckinley of Evansville
spent Sunday at her home in Porter.
Mrs C Whaley and Mrs A Whey at
tended services in Porter on Sunday.
Charles White of GAINESVILLE spent a
few days last week at Caledonia farm.
Mr. and Mrs Charles Kelly of Evans
vile took dinner at Neil McGinley's on
Sunday.
Miss Marie Crowley of GAINESVILLE is
spending few days with Alice and
Inez Murray.
James Mcbride spent last week Wis
iting at the home of Jim Crowley in
GAINESVILLE.
Mr. and Mrs Halverson and children
spent Sunday with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs Grin Whey.
Mr. and Mrs Glenn Ludden of James
vile spent last Sunday at the home of
Mrs Ella Ludden.
Mrs John Hart and grandchildren,
Vern and Ralph Whipple, of Magnolia
are visiting relatives in this vicinity.
Mr. and Mrs Harry Boothroyd and
daughters Vera and Irene enjoyed a
picnic dinner at Allan Viney's on Sun
day.
Mrs jim Crowley and Mrs Mccarthy
of GAINESVILLE and her daughter, Mrs
Clifford of Chicago, spent last Monday
at the home of Mr. and Mrs John Nc
earthly.
The Porter Rangers played the Dun
kirk team at Cooksville on Sunday and
Porter was successful. It seems as
though the Rangers cannot be defeated
by any of the leading teams. The score
was to 4.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Confusion of Terms.

Judge --. who i now on the
Supreme court bench, was. when he
first be~-o the practice of law, very
blunderir" speaker o one occasion,
when he was trying a case Of replevin.
involving the right of property in a
lot of hogs, he addressed the JUL as
follows: Gentlemen of the jury,
thera were just twenty-four hogs in
that drove-just twentv-four, gentle
men--v%&ctly twice as many as ,Aere
are in this jury b. Case and Com
ment
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
CORRESPONDENCE
Albion


Theresa Webster has been quite i'll
the past week.
Vera Saunders of Edgerton has been
visiting Zadie Painter.
K B Coon has been spending several
days at the parental home.
Mr. and Mrs Harry Green of Porter
visited at D Humphreys Saturday.
Frank Lawton and son Giles were
business visitors at Madison Tuesday.
Harry Thomas and Will Mccarthy
were in Stoughton on business We'd
nesday.
Roy Coon and wife of Wheeler Prai
RE were Saturday visitors at his faith
er's home.
Rev F D Jackson and family of Mil
ton visited at B Lawton's Friday and
Saturday.
Herbert Polan attended the Milton
Sabbath school picnic Tuesday at Char
ley Bluff.
DR. D E Weber of Milwaukee spent
one day the past week with DIR + Z
Howell.
Wilmer Hayes and wife of GAINESVILLE
were at the home of his brother Mil
lard, Sunday.
Edwin Morse and Mabel Bliven at
tended the band concert at Milton on
Wednesday evening.
Mrs Nettie Stone visited her brother
and family at Beloit from Saturday I'M
til Wednesday.
Mrs Emma Whitford and two sons of
Edgerton spent Saturday and Sunday
at the home of her parents, Rev and
Mrs H Babcock.
Mrs M E Chadwick's brothers, her
sister, also her father and mother came
in unannounced Saturday and very
pleasantly surprised her.
Mrs Edna Thomas and daughter Eu-
nice visited her father and mother, Mr.
and Mrs A l. Whitford, at Rock River
from Tuesday until Friday.
James Dates had the misfortune to
be quite seriously injured by horse
kicking him Saturday afternoon. He is
improving nicely at present writing.
LII Frink of Rock Island, Ill, Wis
tied relatives here several days the
past week He is brother of Mrs c
M Williams and Mrs Emergene Stone.
Mrs Fred Burdick and son Rex of
Milton Junction attended church Sab
bath morning and spent the remainder
of the day with her sister, Mrs G L
Walters.
Ed G. Torrey, now connected with the
Minneapolis Tribune, was calling upon
friends here the latter part of the
week. Mr. Torrey's boyhood days were
spent in Albion, being nephew of A
r COrnwell. During the later years he
has been in the newspaper business in
the west.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Interesting Local Hints

Berries at Conn's.
Buy flour at Conn's.
Buy your fruit at Conn's.
White clover honey at Conn's.
-McGowen's gasoline and oil at
Conn's.
For SALE-Three lots on East Full
ton street for sale at $4,000 per lot.
Dirt cheap. Inquire of H. c. Schmel-
ing. 3Otf
IT. P. Burns clearing sale of sum-
mer goods is attracting large crowds
daily. which shows that the. genuine
bargains are appreciated. GAINESVILLE,
Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Private Sale.

Being obliged to move from the city,
| will offer for sale at the Mrs. Skinner
residence across Saunders creek the
following property:
Double top wagon, span of horses,
pair of harness, platform scales, good
incubator. Price will be right.
1872 ANDREW Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
The Greatest Social Force.

The middle classes are the prepon-
derant social force Of today in repub
lies as well as in monarchies. Ia Eu-
rope as In America. Everything is
everywhere subortiinated to the neces-
sity of satisfying them as speedily and
as thoroughly as possible.-Ferrero in
Paris Figaro
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21

Polite Ne1ghbor = Every body says
your husband is such wide awake
man. Mrs Hobbies. Mrs. hobbies with
sigh,-Yes and the baby takes after
him.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
A Little Way Off.

Tommy-What does the paper mean
By calling Mr.. Bugghaus an eight by
ten business man? It's Father-i pre-
sumo it means he is not exactly
SQUARE
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Fort and Enr%ress

Wife-Is there any difference be-
tween fort and fortress? Husband
Not much. except that fortress
must be harder to silence.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21

There is no inter failure In trying to
do what IS good
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21

The easiest way to outwit liar is to
tell the truth.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21

Guess the number of nails in the key We will
give the best pair of ''Dutchess'' Trousers
in our store for the best guess.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21

"YOu may buy pair of Duchess
trousers from $500 to $500 and
wear them two months. For
every suspender button that
comes off we will pay you 10 cts.
If they rip in the seat or else
where we will pay you one dollar
or give you a new pair
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-12-09
THINK THIS OVER.
This Offer Should Gain the Confidence
Of the Most Skeptical


We pay for all the medicine used
during the trial. II our remedy falls
TO completely relieve you OF constIpa-
ton. We take all the risk. You are
not obligated To us In any way what.
ever II 70" accept our offer That's
n mighty broad statement. but we
mean every word OF 1t. Could anything
be more fair for you?
a most scientific. common-sense
treatment IS Rexall 0rderlies. which
are eaten like candy Their active
principle Is n recent scientific discov-
cry that IS odorless. colorless. and
tasteless; very pronounced. gentle. and
pleasant In action. and particularly
agreeable H. every way. This ingredl-
ent does not cause diarrh9a. nausea.
hatulence. gripping. or other inconven-
fence. Rexall Orderlies are particular
~ good for children. aged and delicate
persons.
II you suffer from chronic or habit
ual constipation. or the associate or
dependent hronic ailments. we urge
you 10 try Rexall orderlies ut our risk.
Remember you can get them only at
our store. 10 tablets. 10 cents; SO tab
let's. - cents: so tablets. 30 cents. Sold
only at our store-The Rexall Store
p. ID. COttingham & Co.
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including many OF the thousands OF testi-
monial letters received from sufferers
WHO found .o,S s%ainp,koo. COLO; 10 Ie Just the
s. Co.. Binghamton, y. ", be sure and
mention this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name. DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp-Ro and the address,
Binghamtor, y. y, on every bottle.
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child urinates too often. ifthe urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able 10 control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet-
ting, depend upon it. the cause ofthe diff
Guilty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment OF
these Important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to diseased condition OF
the kidneys and bladder and not to
habit as most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men are made miser-
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect OF
Swamp.Roo is soon realized. Il is sold
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by druggists, in fifty
cent and one-dollar
size bottles. You may
have a sample bottle
BY mail free. also a
pamphlet telling all
ufo,it Gwa,,ip-Root
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the HARVEST RIPE
FOR GARNERING
Frultage Of This Age Soon to
Be Harvested.
NOT TO CONVERT THE HEATHER

Pastor Russell's Visit to Heather Lands
Does Not Imply His Hope For the
Conversion Of the Heather as the
Means For Inaugurstins Messiah's
Kingdom. but the Reverse - The
Kingdom Must BE Established Before
Every Knee Will 5ow-Heathen Have
More Than Doubled In Last Century.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-12-09
~ Never Knew You."

Our Lord implies great number OF
nominal followers devoid OF His Spirit.
who In the end OF this Age would not
be bringing forth the fruitage that He
desires. who would not be members Of
His called and chosen and faithful
class. though outwardly. nominally. all
of these He points down 10 our day,
saying. in that day"--in the closing
OF this Age. In the testing time. in the
time when lie shall come TO make up
His jewels and to glorify them as His
Bride. His members. His associates In
the Kingdom. Many at that time-in
our day-will profess that they know
the Lord. that they are prophets or
teachers. that they are casting out
devils. opposing sin and multltudinous
forms Of evil. and that they are car
rying on mighty works. benevolent In.
stitutions. colleges. seminarles. etc. In
His name The Revised Version gives.
by Thy name intimating that the
name Of Christ Is used rather as a
charm. TO conjure by.
But the testing time II near The
Lord will inquire Respecting the
fruit 81 these. He will not be de-
eeIved. yea. He will expose the bud
-9ruif. mat All may See that fits juds.
ment is just. II viii be manifest that
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-12-09

Brooklyn, Dec.
Sd. - The public
was not made
ware OF Pastor
Russell's pres
ence In our city
today. No adver-
tisements W ere
given forth be-
cause the Acade-
my Of Music was
not obtainable.
and the Taberna-
Gle would not
accommodate the
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-12-09
Only the Church Harvested.

The Pastor reminded his hearers that
he 6eIIes s. me ffbfe ia fpartr ghut we
are now In the Harvest time Of this
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NOW IS TINE TIME 70 SELECT Youa Hiarta

We offer Coles Original Hot Blast Heating
Stoves with confidence they are the bes:
made. You have perfect control over the Ere
az all times. thus the coal does not waste
away and sou don't have 10 kindle n FIRE 10
the morning as with other stoves. This truly
great Heater Is growing in popular favor year
after year. We expect 10 double our sales
on them this year. Come now and make your
selection We viii have your Heater ready
for you when you wish II put up. tR-i3D
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vigor and cheerful
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalen'
that it is not uncom.
mon for a child TO be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys, the
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Woman as Well as Men arc Made Miserable
by Kidney and Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and lessons ambition; beauty,