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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
NOTABLES All TAFT DINNER
Twenty-Five Uniformed Hunsarians to
Be Bodyeuard to President
at New York Affair.

New York City.-Preparations for
the dinner to be given by the Hunga-
rian Republican club Of New York to
President Taft on Wednesday r com
pleted. twenty-five NHungarians,
wearing the uniforms which they wore
when members of the Austrian army,
will act as a personal bodyguard to
the president,
Among those who have accepted in
vitations to be present are John Hays
Hammond, William Loeb, Jr., Andrew
Carnegie, John Jacob Astor, William
Travers Jerome, Baron Hengelmuller,
Lloyd G. Griscom and Henry w. Taft.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
AN ESTABLISHED FACTORY

Producing standard goods used by stores,
banks, farmers and practically everybody,
is sending its special representative to
open a distributing office for this district
and other unoccupied territory and desires
a resident distributor with $500 to $4,000
in cash, carrying stock for Immediately
filling orders; we allow 500 to 5000 month
ly compensation, extra commissions, Of
fee and other expenses, per contract, ac.
cording to size of district allotted and
stock carried; permanent arrangements;
references required. If you can fill re,
quirements write promptly. Liberty
Manufacturing Association, 230 West HUI
ron St., Chicago. D.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

1t is announced that Los Angeles
county government will in future x
pend as much money upon societies
for the care of children as, it does
now upon societies that look after the
welfare of animals.
This is we'll. Perhaps, in course
of time, we may come to regard call
dren as of equal Importance with
horses and dogs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Johnson and the Smart Children.

Full of indignation against such par
ents as delight to produce their young
ones early into the talking world. Sam
uel Johnson gave a good deal of pain,
by refusing to hear the verses the chill
dren could recite, or the songs they
could sing. One friend told him that
his two sons should repeat Gray's
Elegy to him alternately, that he
might judge who had the happiest ca
dence.
mo, pray, sir" said he, "let the
dears both speak at once"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
clinton Masons Lay CORNER Stone.

Clinton.-The corner stone of ClinS
toms new $4,000 federal building vas
laid with Masonic rites by Grand Mas
ter Rigger and other grand lodge of
fcers, The Grafton was by DR.. w. F.
Kahn of Kansas City. A gold-handled
umbrella was given to George s.. Hol-
lidsy, president of the Commercial
club, Representative A. L. Armstrong
making the presentation speech. The
Masons had degree work and a ban
quet for grand officers and visitors:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
MISSOURI NEWS
State contests 90 over.

Jefferson City.lThe supreme court
en- banc met In consultation, but took
no action on the motion to dismiss
the state contests instituted by the de.
feated Democratic candidates for SUI
preme judges and superintendent Of
public schools. The motion is based
upon the ground that the supreme
court has no authority to try election
contests and that the law passed by
the general assembly undertaking to
confer upon it jurisdiction in state
contests is unconstitutional.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
His Business Improving.

"Yes," said the old lady, now that
spring is with us business will pick
up with the old man."
Asked what he did for a living, she
replied:
We'll, he sells rabbit feet for watch
charms an to stave off hoodoos, an
he does fine with rattlesnake %rattles,
but he makes most at sellin' young
mockin' girds an prayin' fer rain"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
TWO Hurt in RrIdae coIIapse.

Sedalia.-Clyde Combs of Kansas
City and w. B. Flynn of Denver, en-
ployed by the Union Bridge company
of Kansas City, were severely injured
by the collapse of an old Missouri Pa
cifc railway bridge on the Lexington
branch, between Georgetown and
Hughesville. A number of other en-
ployes of the bridge company received
slight injuries.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
FORMER Illinois Senator Injured.

Chicago.--Isaac B. Craig, IS years
old, of Nation, a former state sena"
tor, was severely injured when he
stepped in front of a car at Clark and
Randolph streets. Craig's right shout
der bone was broken and he suffered
"a scalp wound and body bruises. The
fender pushed him from the track.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

ED GEERS, "The grand old man." he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. He says: 81 have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for II
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy | know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease" SOC and 81 a bot
tie. All druggists, or manufacturers. Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
voIiva shorn Of Power.

Chicago.-Wilbur Glenn Voliva, ov-
erseer of Zion City, the community
founded by the late John Alexander
Dowie, was shorn of his political pow
er by the election board, when, in q
recount of the, ballots, it was held that
W. H. Clendenin, candidate for mayor,
was the only Voliva supporter elected.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Deputy. u, Taxes 2 to Cell.

Sedalia.-Paul Henderson, IA years
old, son of M. 7. Henderson, sheriff
of Pettis county, who is believed to
be the youngest deputy sheriff in Mis-
souri,, took two youths. Sylvester
Thomas and Prentice Reddick, each
II years old, to the state training
school at Boonville to serve a term
of two years each.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Drops Dead Elahtlna Fire.

Neosho.-While in command Of his
company fighting a fire, Fire Chief
John M. Sherwood died suddenly from
heart failure, caused by o~verexertion.
He had just been reelected chief for
the nineteenth consecutive term. He
served as president or the National
Association of Firemen in 1909-10. He
was also secretary Of the Neosho Com
mercial club.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Bloodless Battles.

what we want" said the peace
promoter, lis a system that will per;
nit candid discussion to take the
place of actual conflict"
Don't you think" inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page,
that our professional pugilists have
come pretty near solving the prob
lem?" Z
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Eour Deaths In cycIone.

New Orleans, LA storm in Mis-
sissippi and Louisiana has caused -four
deaths and more than $1,000,000 prop
erty loss, A cyclone demolished fifty
houses at Hamburg, Miss, killing
three negroes and injuring many other
people. A white man named Spill was
killed by lightning at Crowley, La.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Advised to Await Rate Decision.

Jefferson City.-Attorney General
Major has advised the railroad COM
mission not to undertake to reduce
railroad passenger rates in Missouri
or to interfere with rates in any man
ner, until a decision is had in the
2-cent passenger and maximum freight
litigation pending in the United States
supreme court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Asks Dix to Free Hines.

Albany, N. Y.-Gen. Peter G. Hams,
retired, called on Governor Dix with
former District Attorney Asa Bird
Gardiner of New York and made a
plea to the governor to commute the
sentence of his son, Capt, Peter G.
Hams, Jr.,, who was sentenced to Sing
Sing for the shooting of William An
mis-.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

It will be welcome news to dyspeptics
to learn Of a remedy that, in the opinion
of thousands, is an absolute cure for in
digestion and all forms of stomach trou-
BILE, and, better still, it is guaranteed to
do so. The remedy is DR.. Caldwelps
Syrup Pepsin.
We all know the value of pure pepsin
in indigestion, and add to this some ex-
ceptional laxative ingredients an you
have a truly wonderful remedy. Mr.. +.
w. Worthy Of Forsythe, Ga, got to the
point where he could not even eat or d.
gest vegetables and after many years Of
seeking he found the cure in DIR. lCald-
wells Syrup Pepsin, Mr.. Rudy Kasner Of
Moline. Ill, was in the same bad pre-
dicament with his stomach, took Syrup
The ship in which many fond hopes
go down is courtship.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
A Jar of ResinoI Ointment Is a Handy
Remedy to Have in the House
All the Time.

In twenty years experience as q
curse / have never found as good a
remedy for Skin Troubles, Eczema,
etc, as Resinol Ointment. Its cooling,
healing effect on sore nipples is truly
wonderful. Mrs. 7. B. Henderson,
Albany, N. Y. You car get Resinol
Ointment at the drug store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
CUMMINGS succeeds Blair.

Jefferson City-Campbell Cummings
Of st. Louis has been appointed by
Attorney General Major to succeed
James t. Blair as assistant attorney
general. Blair rendered his resigna-
ton and was appointed a member of
the supreme court commission.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Justified in Killing Brother.

Springfield.-Nicholas Pho of River
ton was liberated by authorities when
a coroner's jury decided that the slay-
ing of his brother, Constagnio Pho, was
in self-defense. The brothers engaged
in a fight at Riverton and Constagnio
Pho was tabled with an umbrella.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
kidnapinq cIew is False.

Chicago.-Clews to the whereabouts
Of little Elsie Paroubek, who was kid
mapped more than two weeks ago, were
traced to a camp Of gypsies near Sy-
camore, Ill, and proved to be I'M
founded.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Can't Eat: Wife Has Teeth.

Waterbury, Conn.-Daniel O'Connell
has reported to the police that as a
result Of a quarrel with his wife, she
has taken his false teeth and that he
can eat nothing but liquid food.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Loss Promotes Merriam.

Chicago, Ill.-Evidently believing
that his recent experience has bettered
him for the position, the University of
Chicago has made Assistant Professor
Charles E. Merriam, defeated candi.
date for mayor. full professor of pc.
litical economy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Rutton Strike sim ON.

Muscatine, Ia.-Negotiations be-
tween the local button manufacturers
and their employees are again off. At
a meeting of the union the men unani-
mously voted not to return to work
until a better understanding had been
reached.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Mormon Church Asks Inquiry.

Salt Lake City, Utah.-For the first
time in the history of the Mormon
church, it has started a movement to
secure a public investigation of
charges made in England that the
church is inducing the immigration Of
m for immoral purposes. Gov.
Spry has suggested a civil inquiry.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
NEGRO institute Planned.

Montgomery City.-A number Of
Missouri negroes have secured an OPP
ton on 1860 acres Of land in the east
end of the county, where they will
build an industrial school, patterned
on the Tuskegee institute. They claim
to have obtained $4,000 toward the
building fund.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

kingston, N. Y.-The forest fire sea
son in the Adirondacks has begun I'M
usually early, with a start III the foot.
hills Of the Catskill mountains this
week. Al large number of volunteers
are out fighting the flames.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
AZ Ereed AZ murder CHARGE.

Columbia.-"Not a true bill was
the Endorsement by the Boone county,
grand jury on the indictment charg-
ing Columbus Acuff, a 1~3-year-old boy,
with murder. Acuff stabbed Roy
Hawkins, a younger boy, during a
quarrel.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
chinaman Heads N. S. U. cIub.

Columbia.-.The Cosmopolitan club
of the University of Missouri elected
these officers: President, Hin Wong,
Shanghai; vice-president, S. 81.
Chaing, Honolulu; secretary, E. A.
Halter, De Soto, Mo-; treasurer, San
line Ho, Washington, D. c.; assistant
secretary, Miss Sophia Hirsch, New
York.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Values whiskefs at $4,000.

New Orleans, lathe federal court
was called upon to establish the mar.
ket price Of whiskers. Col. E. o. Sui.
Ivan is suing Paul Felix and w. W..
Stiles for 100000 damages for cutting
off his beard in an election row.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Tlptonian Named Dairyman.

Washington, D. C.-John Haldiman
of Upton, Mo-, has been appointed a
,dairyman at Genoa Indian school, Ne
braska. Harry p. Waddle of Kansas
City, Mo-, has been appointed q veter-
mary inspector in connection with the
bureau Of animal industry.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Iurx lnveatIaates Road Thefts.

Chicago.-The grand jury Is investi
eating the charges made by the Chica.
60 & Northwestern railroad that ship
pers have been robbed Of goods and
the thefts covered up by forged bills
Of lading. Four are held.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Cashier-I'm sorry, madam. but !
can't honor this check. Your hus-
bands account is overdrawn.
Lady-Huh! I thought there was
something wrong when he wrote this
check without waiting for me to get
hysterical.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Nearoes to Buy Railroad.

Dallas, Tex,-A syndicate of negroes
headed by Booker T. Washington, will
endeavor to buy the International &
Great Northern properties at the Unit
ed states receivership sale to be held
In Palestine, May 10.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
rider Draqqed BY Horse.

Cape Girardeau.-While riding a
young horse at Jackson, Troy Glad,
dist was thrown and seriously injured,
His foot was caught in a stirrup, and
he was dragged several yards. He
was picked up unconscious
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
A COUNTRY School ron GIRLS

in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life. Out-of-door sports o.
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River. Academic Course Primary Classic
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art Write
for catalogue and terms.
Miss Bangs and Miss wiHsa. aksftas Asauc. near ls3N S. WatMI
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Decatur, Ill.-Apparently fulfilling q
suicide pact, which Is alleged to have
existed between him and Mrs. James
Logue, who had ended her life, Carl
Mapes took two ounces lof carbolic
acid and died shortly atterward.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Yennmen XIII Marshal.

Shawnee, Ok.-Town Marshal Ar
nett Of McLoud, 16 miles west Of here,
was shot and instantly killed by two
yeggmen who were attempting to rob
a store. A posse pursued them to-
ward Oklahoma City.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
TWO oeatns in Family Same Day.

Fulton.-John r. Foster, manager
Of the Boydsville exchange of the
huffman Telephone company, three
hours after his mother, Mrs. katherine
Foster, had passed away at her home
In Mokane, was himself a corpse.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Walsh Estate sued for Taxes.

Denver, Colo.-Suit was filed in the
Arapahoe county circuit court by AS,
SCISSOR Frank J. Lewis for $105,000
against the estate Of the late Thomas
r. Walsh for the alleged non-payment
of taxes on cash, etc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
a R~ackhanded One.

He-Fhe great trouble with Cab
bleigh is he talks too much.
She-That's strange. When he's
been with me he's scarcely said a
word.
He-Oh, he's too much of a gentle
man to interrupt.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
FIoatina Loo SINCE Steamer.

San francisco, Cal.-The steamer
Triton, which sailed from this port
for the South seas, struck a drifting
log off Pigeon point and sank. Her
captain and crew took to the small
boats and landed at Pescadero, Cal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
nledne for the Insured.

Dallas, Textile last word in in
a was heard here when the
Temperance Insurance company was
organized, the only one Of its kind in
the United States. There is one in
England.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Ministers to publish Paper.

Mexico-The Mexico District Her
aid, the official organ Of the Methodist
church, south, in the Mexico district,
will snake its initial appearance about
May Is.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
a rusty nail cut is very apt to do SO.
Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison
impossible.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Colorado Opposes Russian Treaty.
Denver CoIo.-The Colorado senate
adopted q memorial favoring the ter
mination by the United States OF the
treaty with Russia because of Russia's
exclusion Of American Jews.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Imnortant To Mnthars
What We Are COMING To.

Jack-I thought your landlord
didn't allow children.
Henry-'Sh! We call it Fido.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Mnf NJ rmInn

'Arry-I card you've got a job, Bill.
Is 1t a fac?
BILIOUS it's true; but there amt
no cause for anxiety; it's only tenn
pory!-London Opinion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

If a girl has a grown up brother she
acquires a pretty fair knowledge of
men without having to pass through
the agonies of matrimony.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
lite family laxative.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Millions Say So

When millions of people use for
years a medicine it proves its merit:
People who know CASCARETS'
value buy over a million boxes q
month. It's the biggest seller be-
cause it is the best bowel and liver
medicine ever made. No matter
what you're using, Just tyy CAS-
CARETS onoe-you'n See. g1
cASCARETS lOc. a box for a weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
b toe world. Million boxes q month.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

To be conscious that you are ignor.
ant is a great step to knowledge
Benjamin Disraeli.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

The truth is that the love of dress
is, next after drink and gambling, one
Of the curses of our country.-Mrs
Humphrey.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Hrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iphamma-
tion. allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c q bottle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

It's a waste of the other fellows
time when you talk foolish.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

To enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea;
it cures constipation and regulates the
liver and kidneys.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Lewis Single Binder gives the smoker a
rich, mellow-tasting Sc cigar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

The satisfying quality in Lewis Single
Binders found in no other Be cigar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Your Druggist VIII Tell You

Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes,
Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart,
Soothes Eye Pain. Try it in Baby's
Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
sHAKE INTO YouR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, the Antiseptic powder for Tired,
aching, swollen nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort. Makes walking a delight. Sold everywhere,
25c. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE
sample, address Allen s. olmsted, LIE Roy, n. 7.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

1t is not necessarily true that the
worst Is yet to come. X
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Some women are like some old hens
set in their WAYS.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

No man becomes a jailbird Just for
a lark.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27
Solely to Blame.

Diner-Who is that singing SO dread
fully out of time?
Restaurant Proprietor-It is my
wife.
Diner-Perhaps the accompanist
plays out of tune.
R. P.-She is accompanying herself!
London Opinion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, over
comes constipation and is ideally suited to
tone up the system in the Spring.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Garfield Tea, invaluable in the treat
ment of liver and kidney diseasesl
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-04-27

Who so neglects learning in his
youth, loses the past and is dead for
the future.-Euripides.