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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
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% Your Food Falls to Sustain You,
Change.

One sort of diet may make q person
Respondent, depressed and blue and =
change to the kind Of food the body
demands will change the whole thing
A young woman from Phila. says:
For several years kept In o run
down, miserable sort Of condition, was
depressed and apprehensive Of trouble.
I lost flesh in distressing way and
seemed In perpetual sort Of dreamy
nightmare No one serious disease
showed. but the 'all-over' sickness was
enough.
Finally, between the doctor and "a
ther, was put ON GrapeNuts and
cream. 40 II was decided must have
nourishing food that the body could
make use Of.
The wonderful change that came
over mo was not, like Jonah's gourd.
tho growth Of . single night, ret IL
came with . rapidly that astonishsd
me.
During the first week gained in
weight, my spirits improved, and the
world began to look brighter and more
worth while.
"And this has continued steadily. till
now. after the use Of Grape-Nuts for
only q few weeks. / am perfectly well.
feel sDlendidly. take lively iaterest In
everything. and am q changed person
In every way" Name given By Postum
Co. Battle Creek. Mich.
Read the little book. The Road to
MELVILLE" In pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the above ietters A new
arr genuine true snd full ef hsaan
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
E GETS AWAY WITH II
Variety Actor Tackles Second Grave
digger In Hamlet and Steals All
the Laughs.

A company playing Hamlet" was
forced to find an actor to play the
Second Gravedigger on account OF the
illness Of the second comediaa Of the
company. The only actor available
was q variety performer. whs had no
reverence for Shakespeare and no re-
spect for the traditions OF the classic
drama. The Second Gravedigger was
. comedy part. and he knew that he
could get away with It"
When the First Gravedigger threw
on the FIRST waistcoat. revealing an
other underneath, the audience TIT
tered. The removal Of the second
waistcoat brought a loud laugh. and
the third produced a roar. The First
Gravedigger was delighted. He had
never played to such an appreciativs
audience. and visions Of good notices
In the papers and q possible increase
In salary began to loom up before his
eyes. Az be threw on tha fourth
waistcoat he turned partly around.
and the cause Of the unusual hit was
disclosed to him.
Ah0 oCNohd 0iavcoib6OAs Scta6 ~
customed to build laughs on lines and
business of ether actors. saw his op-
portunity and seized 1t. As fast as
the First Gravedigger would throw
the waistcoats on the ground. the
variety comedian would pick them MP
and put them on. The new business
was much funnier to the audience
than the old, with which 1t was thor
oughly familiar
Not content with having stolen the
laughs from the regular comedian in
this scene. the new man went fur
Their. When the First Gravedigger
said to him. Go. get thee to Waugh
an: fetch me stoup of liquor" ito
which there is no reply In the text.
the assistant sexton replied:
Vaughan told me to tell you that
you couldn't have any more liquor
from him til you paid for the last you
got."-The Bookman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
An UnbeIlover.

"Sir." said the naughty American
to his adhesive tailor. Il object 70 this
boorish dunning. would have you
know that my great-great-grandfather
was one Of the early settlers"
"And yet" sighed the anxious
tradesman. there are people WHO be-
lieve In eredity."-Argonaut
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
Foreign

Imperial troops sent to the relief Oh
Hankow have been defeated by the
revolutionists in a two-days battle
outside the city. The warship fieet
VI der Admiral Sahchen Ping was
forced to drop several miles down the
river under heavy fire from the
shore batteries. One Chimes gun
boat was sunk by its crew. which do
serted to the rebels.
The government Of Portugal has or
dered all emigrants Of royaiist sympa-
thies who were not concerned in the
recent rising to return to Portugal un-
der puin Of confiscation Of their e.
tates.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

And No strons-Arm Squad.
The Greeks were piling into the
Wooden Horse outside the walls Of
Troy.
I'VE might be called the frst car
rowdies." they cried facetiousiy.--
Puck
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
Personal

The value Of the estate Of Levi c.
Weir. former president Of the Adams
Express company. who resided near
Mineola. N Y. has been appraised at
s3.20o.O00. The net value after deduct
ing expenses and debts In $4,000. 900.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
IMPORTANT NEWS
NOTES OF A WEEK
LATEST HAPPENINGS THE WORLD
OVER TOLD IN ITEMIzEp
FORM.
EVENTS HERE AND THERE
Condensed Into q Few Lines for the
Psrusa Of the Busy Mar
Latest Personal Infer.
nation.
italian Turkish War

BeagaH. Tripoli. Is occupied by
1000 Italian troops landed from the
neet under Rear Admiral Aubrey. The
occupation was accomplished only
after bombardment and sharp land
battle.
Over 100 Turkish soldiers and 3s
Arabs were killed by the explosion Of
a powder magazine caused by a shell
from one of the Italian warships dur
ing the bombardment Of Derna, &C.
cording 30 letter published In Rome
from petty officer aboard the battle
ship Napoll.
The Italians are reported to have
suffered serious reverse outside Tri.
poll Remembering. they advanced
too Gar from their base and came In
contact with the Turks. who gave
battle and forced the Italians to re-
treat harredly. leaving 100 dead on
the field
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Tho shortest words sometimes carry
the most weight,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
Would BE Druggists.

Sixty-dve applicants for druggists
licenses began taking the state phar-
macy examination at the state house
this week.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Tue movement of wheat from the
intsrlsr to udewater points on the
North Pacific coast is unprecedented.
via scarcely two months OF the new
season passed. i0.250 carloads Of
wheat have been received at Seattle.
TACOMA and Portland.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Paymaster General Charles II.
whlppie of the United States army.
in his report recommends an In.
crease IN pay to government employees.
becaAse Of the increased cost of liy.
Ing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
Domestic

Addressing the Lake Mohonk Con-
ference 81 Friends OF the Indian and
OtAer Dependent Peoples. Judge Jorge
". Doaainguez Of Porto Rico declared
the peopei Of that island demand i'm
mediate citizenship and self govern
meat
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Average Clause Held Valid.
The supreme court has held that
an average clause attached to an
Iowa standard fire insurance policy
in the form Of . rider" Is valid. The
court overrules the Woodbury. dis.
trict court and the contention OF the
state insurance department. The de-
cision is the most important insur-
ance decision which has been made
by the state supreme court in many
months. as 1t divides the insurance
in the proportion that the building de-
stroyed bears In value to the total
number Of buildings covered
Dahms q Sens company of Sioux
City, carried q blanket policy for $10..
600 on fve Buildings worth $4,000.
One building was destroyed by hre
and the damage fixed at. $l,lls.l9.
There was an average clause attach
ed to the policy in the form OF q
rider" The Dahms claimed that
the German Insurance company
should pay $217.25 as its pro rata por-
ton Of the loss. The company re-
fused to pay more than $3.50, claim
ing that 1t need pay only In proper
tion to the value which the building
destroyed bore 10 the entire value
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26
no Stand behind sult.

Complete Work A. Anamssa.
The state board of parole complet-
ed Its work at Anamosa and will re-
convene at Fort Madison, Thursday.
The members Of the board. together
with the members OF the state board
OF control and the superintendent of
several state institutions, will attend
the prison congress meetings ct Oma-
ha this week.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Sixteen hundred Shoshone and
Arapahoe braves. squaws and papooses
are reported face to face with the
worst famine they have experienced
within the knowledge Of the white
man In Wyoming
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

President Taft's notable Swing
around the circle" will not end in
Washington November 1. as first con-
templated. but viii be extended until
November Is or IS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

The government has abandoned its
legal fight to recover a penalty from
the ST. Louis National stockyards for
alleged violation Of the 28-hour law
regulating the feeding and watering Of
live stock In interstate transportation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Elias and Troy Hatfield. brothers.
and Octave Gerone were killed at
Hardwood. w. Va. In pistol duel re-
sulting from dispute over the d.
vision Of saloon territory in Fayette
county.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Miss Grace Chapel committed sui.
eide at the home OF her father, Frank
Chapel. three miles west Of Kalona.
She swallowed carbolic acid. but the
cause is unknown.
William Hepp is in O hospital at
Fort Madison, suffering from a dozen
knife wounds said to have, been In.
fiicted by his roommate. John Miller.
Miller 10 In jail.
John Brayman. city marshal OF
Tingley, was arrested during the
week on a charge of attempted Grim.
inal assault upon two little girls aged
s and 8 years, Brayman denies the
charge.
T. l. Warner and e. r. Church,
employees of the coast and geodetic
survey department OF the government
have arrived in Fort Dodge to make
observations.
Victor. aged 9, and Miner. aged 5,
both sons Of Karl Hansen, Of Ben
son. near Waterloo. were drowned
while wading In stream.
Harold Reesburg, 1s. farmer liv-
Ing south Of Dayton. died In the hos
pital at Fort Dodge from injuries re-
ceived when he slid on q straw stack
and was pierced by . pitchfork han
die.
Governor B. r. Carroll delivered
the dedicatory address for the new
armory at Cedar Falls erected for
Company NJ. Of the Ffty-third infan-
try. I. N. @.
The Iowa League Of Municipalities
held its annual convention at Dayen-
port this week. Vice-pres,dsnt
Scharles. OF LeMars. presiding.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Twelve men were drowned when a
blast destroyed a partition between
two shafts In the iron mines Of the
Wharton Steel company near Hiber-
MIA, N. .. and let a great quantity of
water. accumulated In an old shaft.
food Ne gallery where they were at
work.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Clyde Coons and William Bowen.
both Of Newton. arrested on the
charge Of bootlegging. were arraign.
ed before Commissioner w. C. Nc
Arthur Of the federal court. They
pleaded not guilty. and were bound
over to await the action of the grand
fury.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Twenty bodies from the Tetty ON.
GERS quarters and berth deck Of the
bat1ieship Maine were removed from
the wreck to Cabanas fortress in Ha.
vaaa. About forty-fve bodies have
been recovered since the work of rails
ing the sunken craft began
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

President Roosevelt has written
Congressman J. Hampton Moore OF
Peansylvania, president of the Allan.
tic Deep Waterway association. de.
clining an invitation to address It,
He declared: From now on I wish
to avoid making any speech I posi-
bly, can avoid"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

More than 800 German physicians.
scientists and specialists will visit the
leading cities in America next Sep
TENDER. DR.. A. Oliven Of Berlin 10
now In New York making arrange
ments for the reception Of the party.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-10-26

Rev. Clarence v. T. Richeson. pas
tor Of the Emmanuel Baptist church Of
Cambridge. who was arrested In the
home Il Mrs. Moses Grant Edmands
for numbering by giving her poison
Miss Avis Linneil. nineteen-year-old
New Eagland Conservatory Of Music
student, whom he discarded that he
might marry Mr.. Edmands' daughter.
Miss Violet Edmands. is physical
and mental wreck in the Boston jail.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
High School Notes.
VOL. LII. NO. e2.

The sophomores had test on con-
struction work in geometry class Tues
day morning.
The tenth grade geometry class has
taken up construction work and seem
to enjoy it; nix.
The C. H. S. base ball team chal-
lenges any high school team in the
state of Iowa or Minnesota.
Walter Caward severely burned his
right hand last week but it is hoped
he will lose none of his excellent
curves and drops.
The high school lost three members
this week, Zells and Everett Shelmi-
dine and Vera Donaldson, all of whom
are moving away.
Work has begun on Roman chairs in
the manual training class. They hope
for the same results they obtained on
the mission clocks.
The Sophomore history class have
some very heated discus ions on 1.-THE
impending war between the United
States and Japan. =
NJ. Tiss had the pleasure of trying
out Two recruits last Thursday.
Both are doing good work and have
prospects Of making the team.
The demerit list is growing exceed
ingly email and Prof. Nearpass was
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
OBITUARY.

Levi G.. Burton was born in Crawford
county. Penn, September 8, 1888, and
died March q, 1911. In 1854 he came
with his parents to this county. he
remained with his parents until 1862,
when he enlisted at Frankville in Co.
X, S8th Iowa Infantry and served to
the close Of the war. He was married
in 1867 to Lucetta Kendall. To this
union was born six children, two of
whom preceded him to the better land
in childhood. Those left to mourn his
loss are Mrs. Allan Clink of this place.
Mrs. Elmo Stephenson of Spencer,
Misses Edna and Matte, wife, two
grandchildren, two sisters and other
relatives.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Attendonl

Feed Store. Quality the highest and
price the lowest. Satisfaction guaY-
anteed. N. GRAF 1 Son. 4
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Badly Kicked BY a Horse.

An adopted son, aged about ten years,
Of John Mast, who has been residing
in Cresco at the Aug. Aberlv home,
was badly injured Wednesday evening
when 4 horse, which the lad was lead.
ing to water, suddenly turned and
kicked twice at the boy. the first kick
striking the leg and the second the top
Of the head, fracturng the skull. Drs.
Jinderlee and Plummer were called and
after dressing the wound, the boy was
taken to the hospital where an opera
tion for bis relief was performed yes
terday morning. The Toy is expected
to recover. The little fellow is par
ticularly unfortunate having been re-
Gently patient at the hospital for an
injured ankle from which q plaster
cast was soon to have been removed.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
A Fierce Night Alarm

the house, startling cough 0f achiIti,
ssisecSa cSamn s,0e o M.neS.s
ter, O.. (R. r. No. y for their four
chiidreI were greatly subject to Group.
s:Sometimes in severe attaclss,', &c
wrote eve were afraid they would die,
but since we proved what certain rem
iay saya Dr. kng' asF New raS '
and for coughs. colds or any throat
or lung trouble. So do thousands, OF
others. So may you. Asthma. Hay
Fever. LaGrippe. Whooping Cough.
Hemorrhages fly before it. soc and 81.
Trial bottle free. Sold by P. A, ,Clem-
mer.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31

You want to look your best at Easter
time A becoming hat is the finishing touch,
but by no means the least important. Your
whole appearance will be altered or much inn
proved according to the hat you wear.
The hats at Mrs. DENOYELLES' will solve
this problem for you. There is no question
about their style and quality. The many
charming models shown insure your getting
hat that will satisfy your individual require
ments and taste
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Indian Lands in Oklahoma Now
Open For Bidders.

Part of the allotment to the Usage
Indians in Oklahoma is now open for
bidders. Valuation prices range from
$500 to $l5.OO per acre. All bids will
be open April 18th. Parties looking
for cheap lands, now is your oppor-
tunity. For further information write
to H. L. REslNG, Sec'y. Chamber of
Commerce, Pawhuska, Okla, or see, !,
RoBT. PHELAN. Cresco, Iowa.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Attention Farmersl

We are now arranging to mail out
our new Land Bargains, and will kird-
ly ask those who are intending to sell
the coming season, to come in and list
their farm now, as this will enable US
to show our solicitors. and customers
what we have to offer. Respectfully
yours,
MILF & OWENS LAND Co.,
Office over Mott & Co.'S. Dry Goods Store,
Cresco, Iowa.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31

heard to remark that the pupils should
hurry to see who could get their names
off first.
The Roosevelt society held meet
ing Thursday last and decided to pur-
chase flowers for the sick member who
has done SO much for the society, Vera
Hardy.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Resolutions.

At . special convocation Of Cresco
Lodge No. $50 A. F. and A. NJ, held
1T its hall March %, 1911, the follow
ing resolutions were adopted:
Whereas, it has pleased the Grand
Master of the universe to remove from
our midst our late brother, l.. G.
Burton; and
Whereas, it is but just that fitting
recognition of his manly services as a
brother and friend should be had, now
therefore be it
Resolved by Cresco Lodge No. $50
A. F. and A. NJ, that while we bow
with humble submission to the will of
the most high, yet we do not the less
mourn the loss Of our brother, and be
II further:
Resolved. that in the death of our
brother Burton this lodge laments the
loss Of brother who was ever ready
70 extend aid and sympathy to the
needy and distressed. and be it further
Resolved, that the heartfelt sym
pathy Of this lodge be extended to the
members of his family in their aftiic-
tion, and be it further
Resolved, that the above resolutions
be spread upon the records of the
lodge. and q copy delivered to his wild
ow; also copies be furnished the city
papers for publication.
N. S. Durgin,
]. C. Webster. Committee.
H. C. Burgess,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Garnet and Rug Cleaning I.
A has le Zook.

John H. Jones, of Cresco, was shak-
ing hands with friends at the depot,
Wednesday, and said he was going to
Adams, MINI. We'd like to know
what you had that suit case for, John.
Lime Springs Sum Herald.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
For Sale.

A large list of houses from $500 up.
Also large list of farms near Cresco
from $50 per acre and upward. See
US over Clemmer's drug store.
WEBSTER & Powers. Z
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31

z Slaughter Sale Of Flour.
1900 sacks Of -four which must be
closed out It once At sl.20, ST. and
81. IS per sack. F. C. WoELLsTEIN.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1911-03-31
Cresco Market.
Bids for Road Work.

Bids Tor Road work.
Bids to furnish men and teams to
to do the road work of Vernon Springs
twp. will be acted upon by the Board
at the April 3rd meeting. Board re.
serve the right to reject any or all
bids.
File your bid with w. H. Tillson.
Clerk.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-02-09
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

Every man thinks his brutality is
tact"
Fishing seems to be the favorite
form of loafing.
Any woman closely associated with
q man can make or break him.
None OF US realize how much Deo'
Die talk about us behind our backs.
Every shiftless man Is a liar; he
acquired the habit in giving excuses.
We despise man who doesn't ap'
preciate friend; friends are so rare
Talk with any man five minutes, and
he will say the trouble with him H.
no Is too meek.
Out of one hundred people who try
to save money, ninety-tive Will make
the attempt very feebly.
Even when times are very good
things will not come your way unless
you carefully start them.
There are so many kinds of mean
ness that people now talk about the
meanest kind of meanness.
People nearly always predict disas
ter for their own town, and tell now
we'll other towns are doing.
1t is easy to say to man. BIZ
sensible" But half the time a mSr
does not know what is sensible.
An EASTERN man Is teaching people
how to kiss by means of correspond
ence course. AS though everyone doe
not know!
Much Of the clamoring now goin'
on has a tendency to make industr.
and honorable achievements almos
disreput able.
Our experience is that an artist wh
Is not appreciated Ia just about a
disagret.able as 1t Ia possible for
human to be.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-02-09
Chas. Vauk & Son,

gen brought nice COW and calf
to the school. The COW will 60
home again when milk IS not SO
much in demand but the calf is
destined to spend the remainder
OF its life here.
Mis-, Curry was pleasant call
er on Monday. She visited the
'iff rest d. partments and seemed
20 b..very interested in the work.
On Saturday there will be a
tea cheers meeting held here IN the
school room. The program will
begin at ia. m. and all friends
and patrons are cordially invited
TO be present.
The pupils of St. Wenceslaus
school are preparing a splendid
program for the 22nd of February
(Washingtons Birthday The al
.ir Will take place in the Society
nah and a social dance wilt follow
the program for which good or.
~hestra has been hired.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-02-09
Did Not spare the Rod.

John Wesley's mother believed in
birching children at the earliest pos
sible age, says the London Chronicle.
Each one Of her family was compelled
to celebrate his fifth birthday by learn
ing the alphabet by heart. In order
that this task might be accomplished
Mrs. Wesley, after issuing strict or
ders that NO one should disturb her,
shut herself up for six hours with the
child and drove the letters into his
brain with the aid OF the rod. Nine.
Quinet, French contemporary Of Mrs.
Wesley, was an equally firm believer
in the virtues of corporal punishment
but was not sufficiently strong to ad
minister what she considered salts
factory flogging. She therefore en-
gagged a constable to call twice week
and fog her three children. II by
chance they had not been naughty
then the punishment was referred tc
the account of future transgressions.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-02-09

The subscriptions for the portrait
of Grover Cleveland, to be placed In
the executive chamber at Albany, have
now reached the sufficient amount OF
$1,000.
Buenos Ayres is getting sufficiently
busy to demand subways. bill ID
pending in the Argentine legislature
to authorize the construction OF under
ground electric railways operating In
connection with existing surface lines.
A Denver bride called up her grocer
the other day and asked him where
| the Porter house was. He said he had
never heard of the place. She said
abe hadn't either, but she wished she
could find it, because her husband
wanted one of its steaks.