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Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
MILD, GENTLE LAXATIVE

So many Of the Ills OF women are due
to habitual constipation. probably be-
cause of their false modesty on the sub
ject, that their attention cannot be too
strongly called to the Importance of keep
ing the bowels open. 1t Is always impor-
tant to do that, regardless Of the sex, but
1t Is especially important in women.
From the time the girl begins to men,
struate until menstruation ceases she has
Always vastly better prospects OF coming
through healthy II she watches her bowel
movements. If you find yourself consti-
pated. with bad breath. pimply complex
ion, headaches. belching gas and other
symptoms of indigestion and constipation.
take a small dose of DR.. Caidwell's Syrup
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

The little governess held the child
In her arms as they rocked to and
fro In the freight.
Dear" coaxed the child. "just one
bedtime story, please, of a prince. a
princess and golden castle"
The governess sighed and gazed
musingly into the fire.
"The story would tell tonight, !"
she said, "is of a prince and beggar
maid"
WAS the beggar maid very beau
tiful?" asked the child
A tender smile lowered about the
girls lips. 1.-THE prince has told me
So" she said
Then 60 on" urged the child, and
nestled closer.
"Once upon time In a far coun-
try place this little beggar maid tied
on her cloak, waved last goodby to
the empty home and started out In
the world to make her fortune. She
had not gone very far when In the
pathway there arose high noun
tain; she had Travelled up this noun
tain side before, but the father had
been with her then, to carry her over
the rough places and to point out the
flowers which grew here and there,
so she had not known how steep and
wearisome was the way. But now
that the father had gone upon his
long, long journey. she knew that she
must make the climb alone, and she
started very bravely.
Just as evening bells were ring
ing she reached the top, tired and
hungry, for-oh, SO many things,
and then she saw that she was stand
ing almost at the gateway of a
wonderful golden palace. Here lived
the grandmother queen of the golden
nurse, the mother who was like
beautiful butterfly, and, dearest of
all--the princess, Golden Hair,
Grandmother queen looked kindly
upon the beggar maid as they met
Come she said, you shall live
with us and care for our princess
Golden Hair
Now, the beautiful mother was
loved by SO many people that she
was here. there and everywhere and
the princess was a very lonely little
girl until the beggar maid came.
Then all was. changed: they had
needed each other so much, these
two, that now they we're very happy
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
FOR WOMEN GIVEN FREE

epsin. ~ IS woman's favorite iaxa-
. ..s,, lou VIII ind that you can do away
with salts, strong cathartics. ctr Witch
are entirely unsuited to woman,s reorir.-
ments. 'equiio-
WIS Katherine Haberstroh of McKees
ROCKS. Pa, and Mrs. A. e. Herriclx ~
wheeler. Mich. who was almost nara.
iyzed In her stomach and bowels. are nov
cured by the use Of this remedy. fire..
sample bottle can be obtained by address,
ing Dr. Caldwell. and after you are con-
WINGED OF its merits buy 1t Of your drnr.
sist at nfty cents and one dollar a bottie
ror the free sample address DR.. W, n
Ca,dwe,i' 2ol Caldwell building Monti-
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will
cure any possible case of DISTEMPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
of all ages, and prevents all others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs SO cents and $l,00 bottle. Agents
wanted Free book. Spohn Medical Co.,
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A rich coal operator of West Vir
ginia wants a divorce because his wife
insisted on putting on boxing gloves
with him and whipping him every
night. Before deciding to break up
his happy home he should have tried
putting on catcher's mask and an
umpire's pad.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

In Germany there is a dog that can
speak seven words, No woman Is
likely to have much respect for dog
that can't make use of a more exten
sive vocabulary than that.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
Snappy.

Ten cents worth of canine pepper"
said the little boy in the suburban
store"
"Canine!" echoed the astonf
clerk. why, my little man, | guess
you mean cayenne pepper"
The little boy was doubtful
Maybe | do, mister" he hesitated,
but mamma said it was the kind of
pepper that had a sharp bite, SO
thought it was canine
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
Plenty of Time to Fatten Up.

Cheerful Old Idiot say, you'll ex-
euse me. but d'you know that you are
the thinnest policeman I've ever seen.
Robert-Yes, I'm new hand and
haven't got to know the cooks yet
London Opinion.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A New York Judge has decided that
q wife. even though she be ehildless, Is
q mans family" to the extent of shar.
Ing in hts money. Even the law these
days of women's rights is deferring to
the lady.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

American football may be frowned
upon by European educators, but we
can point with pride to the fact that
our universities have not accepted
anarchy as a popular sport.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

East st. Louis wants eggs to be
stamped with the date on which thev
were mlnted. Cannot Wizard Burbank
or Wizard Edison invent hen suffi
ciently intelligent to use q time clocki
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

One OF the scientists predicts that
the women of the future will be bald
headed. Pshaw! He Is dreaming. II
women were bald-headed, how could
they use hatpins?
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A Philadelphia woman wants q
divorce because her husband allowed
her only rs cents day. Evidently
she isn't satisfied with her quarters.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

New York city Is about to legislate
against hatpins, Being strung on one
does not improve the temper of the
tired citizen who must ride home
packed In subway train.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

To render your neighbor service
willingly shows the generosity of
your character; to preserve silence
over it, the grandeur of your SOUL
Puysieux.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Three thousand girls are taking u
commercial course in the Boston high
schools Perhaps this Is one of the
reasons why schoolboys are being
taught to sew and darn.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A peaceful citizen who was held up
and robbed by two Chicago crooks
wants to thank them because they
didn't kill him. All Of which consti
tutes our notion Of the uttermost limit
OF optimism.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Funny the lightning picked out the
Missouri statehouse as It's objective,
when big, tall, glittering rods are up
In New Jersey. Ohio Massachusetts
and New York.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

The Montana bride who had never
spoken to her prospective husband I'M
til few minutes before the marriage
ceremony will probably make up for
her lack of loquacity.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

The party who referred to the
Smithsonian institution as trash
heap" evidently labors under the i'm
preston that the specimens slaugh'
tered by Col. Roosevelt are already
there.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Possibly the Chicago thieves who
were betrayed by the singing of q
canary have come to the conclusion
that bird on the dump Is worth two
In the fiat
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

The only reason I'd like to have my
wife suffragette is that there'd be 4
chance of her getting in jail-Boston
Transcript.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
A Way to Keep Love In.

Mrs. Honeybird- Dickey, dear,
the fiat is so tiny. Why, the windows
are so small a mouse couldn't crawl
through.
Mr. Honeybird-That is all the bet
ter. dear. When poverty comes in
love can't fly through the window.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
Severe Critics.

ALICE like Tom immensely. and
he's very much the gentleman, but
fe does like to talk about himself.
Grace-Yes, dear, yovr knight hath
thousand Is.-Puck.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Aviator Latham has gone duck
hunting in a monoplane. The innoVa-
ton adds to the undesirability of be.
ing q duck.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Russia is going to build a s75,00o,.
900 feet for the Black sea. Evidently
Russia isn't taking much stock In
this universal peace business.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
All Over.

The Tiger-What's the matter with
the giraffe? He doesn't look well
The Lion-No. he says he feels sick
all over
The Tiger-Has sore throat. sup
pose.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

The enterprsing journalist will see
to 1t that the Hope diamond keeps
true to its traditions In the matter
Of worrying its owners.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Maybe the woman who received coal
when she thought she was buying
eggs is In luck that 1t was not dia-
monds
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Fresh air advocates will not be sur.
prised to learn that hermit who had
remained indoors for forty years died
of pneumonia.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A man who thinks his work Ia
worth dollars a minute will spend an
hour looking for dime he dropped
In a room.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

WHEN RUBBERS BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot Ease, the Anti
septic powder to be shaken into the Shoes is Justt
thing to use Try 1t for Breaking in New Shoes
Sold everywhere, 25c. Sample FREE. Address A. s.
Olmsted lie Roy, N. Y. Don't accept any substitute.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

II Ia not surprising that the re-
mains Of dinosaur should be found
In New York city. Dead ones are
pleukiful In tho vicinity Of Broadway.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

The chap who gets free ride In a
patrol wagon isn't carried away with
enthusiasm.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Paris wants new law to discourage
dueling, the idea being to shed ora.
tory instead of blood when some one
has grievance.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A German woman advocates CON-
pulsory domestic service for all girls.
She must live In the suburbs.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

All druggists sell the famous Herb rem
edy, Garfield Tea. 1t corrects constipation.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Five generals of the Haitian revolu
tionary army have been captured and
shot. Presumably the private got
away.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A woman can take buttonhole OF
fact and weave around 1t whole
wardrobe of scandal.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Garfield Tea corrects constipation
cleanses the system and purifies the blood.
Good health is maintained by its use.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iniamma
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c a bottle
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

American heiresses when caught
very young may be more easily
trained by their titled husbands.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

As yet, the aeroplane has not begun
seriously to worry the automobile
business.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

It is better for ones aeroplane to 90
wrong ten miles from land horizon
tally than vertically.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

It's easy for a pretty young widow
to make q man think he wants to
marry her.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01
Domestic Amenities

Father think the baby looks like
you.
Mother-Yes, 1t shuts it's eyes to an
awful lot.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A man likes to repeat the smart
things his children say, because he
imagines 1t is hereditary.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Loud apparel naturally proclaims
the man.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

In the Spring cleanse the system and
purify the blood by the use of Garfield Tea.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Each penny saved means one less
rang of foreboding.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

Among other things, the automobile
has taken a load of the Humane So
olety.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Look for
the signature Of H. W. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-01

A woman's club sometimes reminds
man of hammer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
Candle Almost Causes Fire.

Gray Bros. Grocery had a narrow
escape from fire last night as a result
# the guessing contest on the burn
ing candle which Is being conducted
by that house. About 1890 Give
Cheshire stopped at the window
wherein the tallow was slowly melt
ing away and while deeply engaged
in mental calculations whereby he
hoped to win a can of baking powder,
a small bug flew into the flame and
fell burning upon the paper covered
stand which supported the candle.
Major Moorhouse. who happened
along at this j%uncture, went in search
Of Harry Gray, while Mr.. Cheshire
kept his y on the little fire which
was prevented from igniting the pa
per by the melted grease. The pro-
prietor was nowhere to be found but
Night Officer Sheer was summoned.
By this time the paper had ignited
ard was blazing up quite freely. I'm
able to gain entrance through the
door, the men boosted young George
Hacklthorn over the ~transon, the
Coor was unlocked and the fire was
con extinguished. But the candle
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
HIGH SCHOOLS MEET
IN DEBATE TONIGHT
PENDLETON WILL OPPOSE
HOOD RIVER TEAM
Result Of the Debate VIII Decide Who
VIII Meet Grants Pass In the Final
Championship of the State.

One Of the mooted questions Of the
country is to be threshed out tonight
in the Methodist church when the
debating teams of the Pendleton and
Hood River high schools NEE to ar
que on the methods ofconservingour
natural resources The local team
will uphold states rights, while the
visitors will contend for national on
troll.
The question reads, Resolved, That
national conservation of natural re-
sources is preferable to state conser-
vation." This is a new question for
both teams and it will be a fair field
with no favors. The judges for the
debate will be Prof. Dunmore of
Whitman college, Mr.. Moffitt of wal
Ia walla and Edgar W. Smith of Van
sycle.
e The result of the debate tonight will
decide whether the Pendleton team
or the Hood River team will meet the
Grants Pass team in the final contest
for the championship of the state.
An article in connection with the
pictures of the Grants Pass team in
Sundays Oregonian was calculated
to give the impression that the cham
pionship had already been won by the
southern Oregon trio but members of
the local team are of the opinion that
they have one more serious obstacle
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
Mary's n Grand Old Name.

Anyone who doubts that the name
Mary is not given to as many girl
babies in the present generation as in
the days OF our ancestors only have
to look at the title Of a suit recently
filed in the local circuit court to be
convinced of their error. There are
fourteen women named as defendants,
thirteen of whom were christened
Mary, the fourteenth being yclept
Louise. The ease is the one instltut-
ed by F. W. and j. G. Payne against
the Milton. Freewater and Hudson
Bay Irrigation company ct al and the
wives respectively of w. c. Gallager,
NJ. o. Beauchamp, ]. B. Krumbach,
F. B. Smith, ]. W. Jones. G. NJ Lock-
wood, F. C. Morley, Fred Greisler, R.
E. Record, Herman Markham, W. F.
Gentry, R. H. wellman and F. ]. Hell
hoff are called May, w6ils Hs T.
ception Is the helpmeet Of j. E. Boy
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17

Walter Lindsey and Dan Downey
who were arrested the other day for
fighting, were tried this morning in
police court on a charge of disorderly
conduct. Lindsey vas fined ten dol
lars while sentence was suspended
on DOwney as the evidence plainly
showed that the former was the ag-
1t seems that Lindsey is put
ting up a feed stable on West Webb
street much to the annoyance OF
residents and that Downey has been
circulating a petition Of remonstrance.
According to the testimony, Lindsey
called Downey across the street and
assaulted him with a scantling where
upon Downey used his fists much to
the damage Of Lindsey's countenance.
Lindsey testified he was drunk at the
time.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD NAMED
Continued from page one.)

NSohtiluCo lEOIu pdkc OuS.)
sion provided for by the new law.
This would mean that a taxpayer
would pay ten cents additional for
every thousand dollars worth Of tax
able property.
Most of the country districts con-
tain much more taxable property in
proportion to their expenses, than do
the city districts, hence the special
school axes in the cities average four
or five times as high as the levies
made by the country districts. None
Of the larger towns levy less than five
mills special tax every year. If all of
the school districts outside Of Pendle-
ton levied as much for supervision,
in proportion to their wealth, as PEN
dleton does, they would have about
$4,000 a year for supervision; a very
much greater sum would be needed
for this purpose.
Hopes for Much Good.
IF the school directors will work
with the supervisors, the latter should
be able to accomplish much good.
Every schoolhouse will be cleaned and
put in good condition for the opening
of school. The many little things that
are always needed in the school will
be provided for the opening day. A
suitable teacher will be employed ear
ly and there will be no delay in be-
ginning the school. Many of the lit
tie duties for which the directors and
district clerk are now responsible, can
be performed by the supervisor. thus
rnliaNfn1 tho If1t-faN -EEg---
siderable responsibility and annoy
ance."
THE personnel of the new county
board is a strong ne. each of the
four men selected being especially
adapted by reason of previous expert
ence for their position
II. G.. Newport.
Colonel Newport Is president Of the
Newport Land and Construction COM
pany and is one of the best known
men in Umatilla county. Two years
ago he was elected chairman of the
county school board convention, and
is known far and wide as a strong
supporter of the public schools. He
is a resident of Hermiston. Is chair
man of the local school board, and is
closely identified with every move
ment for the advancement of that
progressive community. Colonel New
port will represent the western por-
ton of Umatilla county, including the
live towns If Hermiston, Echo, stem
field me Umatilla, and the progress
sive country district in that section"
j. b. Saylor.
"Mr. Saylor resides in Ferndale dis
trict in the eastern part of Umatilla
county. He was formerly a resident
Of the Butter creek country near Echo
where he still has extensive property
interests. He is a director Of the
noted Ferndale school which is often
referred to as the largest country
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
Has Taken REQ Agency.

The Pendleton Auto Co. yesterday
received a shipment of five new REQ
autos of the latest models, having
just accepted the agency for this make
of car They are a cheaper car than
the Franklin. ranging in price from
SIZE to $3.50. Mr.. McCormmach's
big garage, which at the time it was
built, was considered by many to be
far too large for this city, is now so
crowded that it is with difficulty that
room could be made for the new ma
chimes. An addition will probably be
constructed in the rear before long
and the shops moved into it.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
Long Session for Police Court.

Judge Fitz Gerald had an unusu-
ally long session this morning as he
remained in his chair from 9 o'clock
until IL. Besides hearing the trials
OF Walter Lindsey n Dan Downey
for disorderly conduct and of George
NJ. Howard for selling liquor with
out a license, he was confronted with
four men who had been arrested
while drunk. These men, Charles
Wilson, Frank Daily, John Wallatzie,
and Wild Bill, the latter two Indians,
all pleaded guilty and were given
three days in Jail with the exception
of Wallatzie who drew four.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-05-17
Work on New Bridge.

The first actual step towards con-
structing the new Main street bridge
was taken today when an employe of
the Coast Bridge company, which has
the contract for constructing the
bridge, began hauling sand for the
abutments and pier. He is now haul
ing sand and dumping it near the
north side approach to the bridge.
The abutments and the pier will be
placed within a short time and while
the present bridge remains in place.
The steel for the new bridge is not
expected until July l and the bridge
is to be complete and ready for trav-
el August Is.