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The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02
Carrie catt's Retort sarcastic.

Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait. the well.
known writer and lecturer. In an adj
dress 1, New York on woman suffrage.
said:
"A famous New York editor was ar
guing with me the other day.
"'But,' he said, women can't pre-
tend to be mems equals. Take war.
for instance. Suppose a war arose be-
tween us and England. or us and Ger
many, or us and Japan, what would
you do then. madam
I'D do the same as you would I
answered promptly. I'd sit at my desk
and write articles urging other people
to go and fight Washington Star.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02
Economy,s Danger Line.

Representative Macon. at a dinner In
Washington, condemned taking.
IAN explorer especially should not
fake" he said. Explorers adventures
are 80 incredible, anyway. II onA OF
them takes to taking, how shan We
lieve the rest? AISS
distinguish. It's like the difference be-
tween economy and vagabondage.
1.-THE man who lives on almost moth
ing, you know, is an economist. while
the man who lives on nothing II
tramp" Free Press.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02
MENTAL ACCURACY
Greatly Improved by Leaving OF coffes

The manager Of an extensive cream
cry in Wis. states that while a regu-
lar coffee drinker. he found 1t injuri-
GUS to his health and a hindrance to
the performance of his business du-
ties.
ut impaired my digestion, gave me
distressing sense of fullness in the
region of the stomach, causing a most
painful and disquieting palpitation of
the heart, and what is worse, 1t mud
died my mental faculties 80 as to seri-
ously injrre my business efficiency.
Il finally concluded that something
would have to be done. quit the use
Of coffee, short OF, and began to drink
Postum. The cook didn't make It
right at first. She didn't boil It long
enough, and did not ind It palatable
and quit using It and went back to COT
fee and to the stomach trouble again.
Then my wife took the matter in
hand. and by following the directions
on the box, faithfully. she had me
drinking Postum for several days be-
for I knew 1t.
when happened to remark that
I was feeling much better than had
for long time, she told me that I
had been drinking Postum. and that
accounted for It, Now we have no
coffee on our table.
my digestion has been restored.
and with this Improvement has come
relief from the oppressive sense of
fullness and palpitation Of the heart
that used to bother me So note such
O gain in mental strength and acute
ness that / can attend to my ONCE
work with ease and pleasure and with
out making the mistakes that were so
annoying to me while / was using
coffee.
Postum Is the greatest table drink
Of the times, in my humble estima-
ton" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book. THE Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the shove letfert A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, ana full OF human
Interest.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

must make the best of 1t until their ship comes
round again to revctual them. The threemile
rule does not obtain on the Persian side and a.
dhow may be destroyed the beach If she has
carried arms and the arms may be followed up
by landing party II necessary. Few dhows sue
coed In getting across with arms, and the num-
Der which attempt the passage is growing beau
tifuly less. Still the blockade must not be re-
Taxed.
The wireless station at Jask is of great inter
est having been recently erected by the Indian
government inside concession obtained from
Persia 1t IL the bette noire" Of the Afghans as
1t betrays all their doings. and they have threat
ened it with destruction. 1t is guarded by de-
tachment OF Indian troops and surrounded by
wire entanglements and earthworks. There is
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

Charles T. Rose, equally well known
In Masonic work and banking circles
of Cleveland. is great chicken fan
cier, Rhode Island Reds being his
fayorite breed. Walking through his
incubator house he discovered that
Helen, the three-year-old daughter.
had followed him.
Come here. little chickabiddy." he
called to her. And when she ran
up to him to be tossed up and down,
she asked: Papa. which was my In
cubator7"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

DR.. Owen, the American Baconian
who is excavating the banks OF the
River Wye near Chepston to prove
that Bacon wrote Shakespeare, IL in
spired to that enterprise by this limo
beneath Shakespeare's portrait in the
First Folio:
1T was for the gentle Shakespeare
cut"
By Transporting the letters he almost
gets the instruction to
Seek. sir. for true angle at chsp-
ston."
The correspondent Of the London
Daily Express who was sent to report
the enterprise was much impressed BY
It.
IT have never" said he. seen 50
much mud"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02
speaking on MaxIms.

The spender. with an ill-concealsd
sneer, handed this maxim to the saw
err: Some people are SO stingy that
they are dishonest"
"And by the same TOKEN" respond
ed the saver, with raw laugh
Some people are so liberal that they
are dishonest. Count them up. please.
and see, in these days OF liberal spend
ing which side has the Majority
Judge.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

Smitherson went home one evening
after bad day at the gambling Table
WIFE," he said, have you anything
to eat?"
yes. lots Of things"
well. cook up everything In the
horse--everything."
"Graciousl Are you SO hungry"
mo-" answered Smitheson, with H.
nality. I'm going to sell the stove"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

1T begins to look as II those adven-
turous young men who went to Mexi-
CO In hopes of seeing some real light
Ing will be denied that pleasure"
Yes. There is nothing left for
them to do now but to come back
home and jump on the umpire"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

The teacher had been reading to
the class about the great forests Of
America.
"And now. boys" she announced.
(which one of you can tell me the
pine that has the longest and sharp
est needless"
Up went a hand in the front row.
well. Tommy"
1.-THE porcupine."
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02
Breaking It Gently.

SimplSins always was soft-heartsd.
This is what he wrote:
Dear Mrs. Jones-Your husband
cannot come home today because his
bathing suit was washed away.
Up. s. Poor Jones was inside the
suit"-From Norman e. Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

The latest publication to be issued
from the Passenger Department Of the
Denver G. Rio Grande Railroad is an
attractive two tone effect entitled
Among the Rockies" This booklet
contains vivid description OF all Che
sightplaces along the System In Colo
RADIO. Utah and New Mexico as the
traveller sees them step by step. No
tourist should be without this handy
reference publication.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

Mrs. Crimsonbeak--John. you really
mus. give up smoking so much, un-
less
Mr.. Crimsonbeak Unless what,
dear?
Unless you discover some brand Of
cigar the coupons for which can be
exchanged for bonnets."
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

John, that man next door came
over here today and offered to tune
little Lucy's piano."
Great! Did you let him do itf"
mo, dear. He wanted to tune Il
with an axe."-Baltlmore SUD.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

49,
,Actory at habul and by trading in arms with the
ooruer tribes. who eventually became a menace
10 the towns and villages on the Indian frontier
ana even to Afghanstan itself.
AFTER while the advent of smokeIess powder
ana modern arms rendered the Kabul factory
obsolete and the Indian government about this
ume stopped the supply of arms to the amir.
renee arose an extraordinary demand for mod.
o. IN Ines aug ammunition both for the amir and
Tor the border tribes the selling price AT KahuI
o. small box rife rose to as much as eco
ma Hal" said the Afghan traders rubbing
tneir hands, there is money to be made here
70 WIN get rifles from Europe and the sultan
OF Oman. who lives at Muscat win no doubt MI,
us. Now in 1864 the Sultan of Oman had made
treaty with France by which he was allowed
70 import and export arms without interference
20 enable MS forces to keep out the warlike Bed.
oufns of the interior.
Inc usefulness of this treaty from a business
point OF view was pointed out to the sultan bv
the traders and he delightfully."- fell in with their
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02
We Wonder.

"Popl"
Eyes. my son."
II heard mamma say that matches
are made In heaven"
that's right. my boy
"well. pop, were finder boxes made
there too. before we had matches?"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

UnkInd.
Mrs. Benham-They can't say that
all your money goes on my back.
Benham-Not II they look at your
face.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

How does she get rid Of her M
desirable callers?"
why, she has made mp q scrap
book OF magazine poetry and she gives
II to the callers to read while she -
out Of the ROOM
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-06-02

HE HISTORY Of the traffic in
arms which goes on between Eu-
rope and Afghanistan via Muscat
dates from the year 1881, when
england, In guaranteeing the In
dependence of the amir. agreed
TO supply him with rifles and am
munition from India at reason
able price, to assist him to main
tain that independence. These
privileges the amir soon began to
The Sentinel=record., 1911-09-21
A An7uSementS
sssss-*ss-.s.ssaassa,SS@s-.
Al The Princess.

The big feature for Inc last three days of the week at the Princess theatre will be Harry Fields and his gsest school
 kid" act This novelty k built along the lines of the famous m"sical comedy
 Girls Win Be Girls" that brought Al Lcach and his three charming RosebuJs
 io much honor in the east d few seasons ago. and in his act Mir. Fields lrls
 managed to condense all the humor many of the latest song hits and the more meritcrious comedy situitions wita. Sot detract ting one iota from the offering. II is a great feature Mr Fielis is an actor of exceptional talent Cor the ex- ffession of comedy and his girls are al pretty, can sing and dance and the feature is cettaiy to repeat the snccess .hat il has achisved everywhere it has
 1peaiei
 The Ramsdel Trio is luolhcr masi
 worthy ac anG Niue zavasehl k one ql tie big hoadliuers on tho vaudeville stage.
 Tn connactan with this b.Ii there viii liso be an pt,,e, act that k sure to pleas,
 md 1t is d-ul tfu if m1Fs handsom" costumes have ever appeared oa the stage thai sloae worn hy Mss Lnra ne of Alsace an Lorraine one cf the great ast musical .iuos that has apo 2,i r'l hcrt this season Miss boiaire's costsmes which are sue to be the talk af ili town, are com iteted the most c)stly '' my worn ty any woman on the stag today She changes her gowns thre' times during the course of their act Miss I.orainc's pet gown is described as doth of gold It has quantities of pea beads on il, all of which are very hard Another gown is made of London SmoK' Marouisette over pink satin The eftl> gown in the collection that is over three months old Is one Of real lace. made em pire and trimmed with touch 's of ersei velvet Miss Lorraine has had the iac' in this gown for several years and t ha' cen femodeled to the present fashions Many more gowns iH the collection ar lust as beautiful One of her opera apes is made of pink panne velvet wit I3attenburg trimmings made Of golt threads Another cape Is cf turquois' gne panne velvet She has hats to matcl ler gowns and all gowns were bought II Paris. The collection Is valued at S'ooV
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NOTICE OF PUBLICATION.
209 Olive st.. St. Louis Mo.
 or Local Agent
Department Of the interior.

Department or the Interior.
 l.. s. Land Office at Camden. Ar kansas, Aug. 25, 1911.
 Notice iS hereby given that Charles A. MeClelland of Cedarglades, Ar kansas, who on June "A, 1905, made Homestead Entry (serial Entry No. o226O, No. 2SS25. for 1-2, sWl-4, and $ l.2, SIC 1-s, section IT, town ship l. S., Range 21 w, 5th Princi. pal, Meridian, has flied notice of ihi tention to make Final five year Proof, to establish claim to the land above described. before '. s. Commissioner at Hot Springs. Arkansas, on the 2nd day of October. i911
 Claimant names as witnesses:
 John Crawford, oI Cedarsladcs Ark Ark.
 Jasper Muse. of ccdarglaaos, Ark
 James Adams. of Cedarglafcs Ark.
 Allen Fisher, of Cedarglades, Ark
 II. c. FREEDMAN, r Register.
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FORSALE By WIT. Hawkins

Corner lot with 8 room cottage and well of best water, blocks east or NShtfai avenue ......s....... elfV1u Threa lots and cottage of rooms and two porches, we'll and barn. large garden. near eastern city limits ss5U. A nice 90 foot corner lot, three blocks from Hobson car line. ..ss5O. Groom residence with large lot-- that pretty place beyond Contra. school on Garden street .. .$6,500 A Groom house on large corner sos three blocks from Park baths s2,s5o. Dandy 4-room cottage for colon ed. on corner lot. East Grand ave- uue .-..ss-s.. .............. @1sNoV |. Large handsome residence lot on Central avenue, the cheapest thins lon the line, only -....... s2,0vu i. Good residence lot for colored. 7 l-2 blocks from lark hotei ..... sh51.
 w. T. HAWKINS.
 62y l-2 Central, Ave.
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MEXICAN ARRESTED.
Charged With Stealing Diamond Pendant
 Worth $3ooo.


 Chicago. Sept 2o-Louis Lauguet a son of wealthy parents. residing at Chi huahua. Mexico. was arrested here to lay charged by the police with the tbef' ,f a $3000 diamond pendant.
 The pendant. according to young lau- gets own admission, Is the property O. his grandmother, who resides with tue I.auget family at Chihuahua, The polio say Iauget with his cousin Benjamin Marquez. attempted to sell the pendant to several Chicago dealers.
 The two boys stopped in Chicago oi sheir way to Poughkeepsie. N. Y. wher' they are students at the Riverview Mil tary Academy. According to the police lauget said he desired more spending money while at school and took the pendant for that purpose.
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GaEI

Fred D. Whiting. sales agent. for the National Cash Register Co. VII be at the Marquette hotel Thursday and Friday of this week. If you want 10 know anything ahout the cash reg ister or store system phone him to call on you. 921-2t
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Dressmaking and alterations of all kinds. Mrs J. E Hopper Al Orange, phone 14s1. 9-20-2s
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Right in your busiest season when you have the least tune to spare you are most likely to take diarrhoea ana lose several days time. unless you have Chamherlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy at hand and take dose on the first appearance of the disease. For sale by all deal- CTS.
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Wailaee Apartments, moaeru rura- iahed apartments for nani nouaeEeep. ipg. "A Prospect. Phone 1897.
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FOR RENT-2. 3, 1. 5. Groom modern cottages furnished from 12.5o to 25 per month; take car at depot for s5t wilmington. Phone os. First class ~oo'n and board Tor S5o-y2s per month: hest Ia the city
 12-Is If.
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Round 3.

Wells led with straight left to the face md Abe countered with a left hook Wells sent right and left to face and Attell missed hard night swing for he jaw. In rush Wells forced Atteil o the ropes with five successive left hooks to the jaw and they mixed it up n lively fashion at close quarters. both ighting hard when the gong sounded Yells' round
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Reund 5.

Clever boxing and couhtering on each 'ide marked the early part of this round until Wells sent Atteil's head back with hard left on the nose. drawing first blood. Abe tried hard to land, but Wells blocked cleverly and sent in few light blows with Jeff and right again getting the honors
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Young female Scotch Col-- lie. Return and get reward to Mar quette Hotel.
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FOR RENT--NleeIy tuFnIshed rooms and hes. se= sse..==.===rsssss s;s SsHveu- fences; gas, running water, electric liaEsfss close 10 the hot water; Iron, Mag nesls. Arsenic, Rock and Cox Springs See these rooms before locating. Take North Border Cars 10 b2s Park ave ]. '. aurcea. s-1f-ff
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LOsT-A black and white spotted coach dog about months old. Find Ter please return ! tae Nlne-A neiy- Nine Store, SEQ Central ave. 9-2l-tf
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Round

Sparring for an opening. both missed 'evefsl lSts and rights Then Wells landed two straight lefts on face Both were cautioned for holding in a mix up md then Attell cleverly blocked a righ; md left swing. Wells was the better of the two in sparring and had the 'ound
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LOST

LOST--A Knight Templar badge. made into breastpin of gold. Re turn to Mrs. c. F. Clark. Cozy Inn. Reward. 9-2O-st
 LOST White Scotch terrinr. brown spots on back. tail and ears Answers to name of Spot" Reward if returned to 414 South Avenue. or Phone TIT.
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FOR HAI-E-Coloniai hotel; no agents. Inquire of J. D. Cloud. sl9 l-2 Central ave. 9-2l -iw
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Wells hooked left to nose and Abe sent back four straight lefts to face without return. Both were eau toned for holding onto the ropes. In fighting followed with Wells the aggressor. but while Abe had the advantage in the early part, Wells made matters cen at the end of the round.
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Round 6

Abe was short on left lead. Wells Irove him back with a straight left over Inc heart Atten was short on a right swing and they went to clinch. Wells forced the blood again with straight left but Abe siime back with several lard rights and the round ended tn ! fierce mix up. with hooks and upper cuts in such rapid succession that neith
 r had any advantage at the bell
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WE HAUL YOUR BAGGAGE AND CHECK SAME TO TOUR DEsTlNA. TON WITHOUT EXTRA CHARGE CALL AT OUR aFFi.E OR PHONE pe2 coo7Fn amos AVERY q ITRANsFEh n,
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The Fight by Rounds
Round |.

Wells led first with light straight eft and repeated twice with light re urn Both were careful but after two slinches Wells again got a straight left so the face. Both missed lefts at long distance and also were unsuccessful with lard right swings. They were sparring tt the bell. Wells had the round.
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Round a,

Wells was first to lead. landing a light eft on the head Attell was short in wo attempts and had to take two lefts m the face but retaliated with a right m the face. Atten swung left hard On ar and was countered with a straight left on chin. Both fought roughly, Att tell missing twice wicked right hooks at lose quarters. They were spar1ing at he hell IrIfh hnnnrs e,.cn
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-09-01

products of a single crop. More recent
ly still the little lady visited the State
Normal School at Athens. where she
showed her elders how to make an al
most endless variety Of dishes from
corn and its products. When Miss
Branam had completed her labors 70
distinct dishes had appeared upon the
table. and the girl had not exhausted
her recipes.
Miss Branam has been Informally In.
vited to cook a meal for the next pres.
ident who shall honor Georgia with a
visit. She is now engaged in reducing
her varied knowledge to book form in
anticipation of the duties that may de
volve upon her.
Miss Branam is aware Of the fame
of the negro chef in the employ Of the
Virginia gubernatorial mansion. who
prepared a cracking bread breakfast
for the president several years ago;
she has been told of the 'possum and
'taters he consumed in Atlanta, and
of the seasonable things manufactured
to tempt his palate in other states /;
but she believes that when he has
eaten the dinner which she has In
mind to cook for him he will be aware
that corn is not only king in the west
but is a crop not to be despised any
where at any time.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-09-01
Particularly the Ladies.

Not only pleasant and refreshing to
the taste. but gently cleansing and sweet.
enins to the system. Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir Of Senna is particularly adapted
to ladies and children. and beneficial IN
al cases IN which wholesome. strength
ening and effective laxative should be
used. It is perfectly safe at al times and
dispel. colds. headaches and the pains
caused by indigestion and constipation so
promptly and effectively that it is the ono
perfect family laxative which gives salts
faction to Ill and Is recommended by
millions Of families who have used It and
who have personal knowledge Of its e1-
cellence.
Its wonderful popularity. however. has
led unscrupulous dealers to offer inita-
tons which act unsatisfactory. 1here-
fore. when buying. to get its beneficial
effects. always note the full name Of tho
Company-CaMornia Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front Of every
package Of the genuine Syrup Of Fiss
and Elixir Of Senna.
For sale by al leading druggists. Pnee
so cents per bottle.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-09-01
TOWN HAS CAGE FOR TRAMPs
Inventive Genius Presents Maine VII
Iage With Prison Chair That
Scares EN-.

Augusta, Me.-The town Of Bing
ham OF late has been able to say that
1t had fewer tramps than any other
town OF Its size in the state. This
remark seemed queer to many. but
no one knew the reason why until 8
few days ago 1t was learned that the
town had an institution for riding
itself of tramps that was peculiar to
itself. 1t is tramp chair" SO called
II is made in the form of n com.
mon upright chair of strap iron. but
is encased. the door being made OF
the same strap iron material. 1t Is
on wheels and can be moved to any
part of the town. Not a great while
ago a tramp went to the village and
there being no lookup there. the ofi.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-09-01

know what liberal pruning means.
These trees produced god crop the
third year. and a bumper crop the
fourth year.
Mrs. Fullerton says she lays her
good crops to summer pruning. spray
ing, clean cultivation and natures
own fertilizer, humus. Experts who
visited this little Long Island farm
were quite certain that the trees on
which these peaches were grown had
been planted at least seven years. and
it took the records of the county seat
to show that the land. which was
waste pine barrens. was not bought
until four years before the maturing
of this crop.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-09-01
RAPE SUPERIOR
FOR PASTURAGE
Crop Can be Sown Any Time
During the Summer and the
Farmer Ia Always Sure of
Getting Money'a Worth.
CBy J. BAILEY BRUcE.)

You can SOW rape most any time
during the summer and get your
moneys worth. 1t is fine thing to
sow in corn as a catch crop as it
grows faster than cow-peas. soybeans.
clover or any of the catches.
As pasture It is far superior to cow
peas or soy-beans as 1t lasts till nearly
Christmas in the southern states and
in many places all winter.
The seed is cheap. 1t can be bought
for about five cents a pound and two
pounds will sow an acre SO that you
can get SIS or $40 worth of feed from
as many cents worth of seed.
1t is pretty certain to make a crop.
and then II 1t is pastured there is no
loss OF fertility to the soil. but on the
contrary 1t is benefited.
AS 1t grows long after corn and oats
is matured 1t saves the nitrogen that
would otherwise be wasted. There is
no extra plowing, narrowing or har-
vesting and you may get profit Of
one dollar or ten dollars per acre.