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Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
What! Rub a Kiss Off?

At the tender age of three mascu-
line conceit had gripped that small
boy with relentless clutch He had
kissed little girl of three, and she
was rubbing her lips vigorously.
You mustn't do that again." said
the boys mother. "She doesn't like
it. Just see how hard she is trying
to rub your kiss off,
"Oh, no, she amt" said the boy
She is rubbing it in"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Nut Balls.

Cut stale cake into inch squares,
then cover entirely with a frosting
made as follows: Mix icing sugar
with soft butter and couple of tea
spoonfuls of boiling water Have ready
walnuts rolled rather coarsely and
roll frosted cake balls in the nuts
until the frosting is almost hidden.
The frosting may be favored with va
nilla or any flavor desired These
are quite as delicious as good cream
candy and will keep for days.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Up to Both.

Harry Lauder, landing from the
Saxonia, told a New York reporter a
new story.
It's a story he began, about one
of your American peeresses, a lady of
striking independence. She rang for
her maid the other afternoon, and
said, very sharply:
'Yvonne, if I catch you and my
husband kissing again, one of you
will have to CO."
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Cheese and Coffee

Place on the table plate of crisp
cheese waters. With them serve a
tart jelly or thin preserve, such as
gooseberry or crab apple. The pre-
serve known as bar lie due is suitable
for this purpose, and the taste of the
cheese and waters is greatly improved
in combination with the fruit
Strong, fragrant coffee is served
with this simple desert
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Crane Fruit Cocktail.

Cut three grape fruits in halves
with sharp knife, remove the center
and seeds; scoop out the pulp without
any skin and put into an ice-cold place.
When ready to serve add three table
spoonfuls of pulverized sugar. Serve
in glasses and garnish each glass
with one-half a maraschino cherry.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
TO MAKE GOOD EGG SINNER
Simple Device Can Easily Be Made
Out of Box Just Big Enough
to Accommodate Lamp.

The sketch SHOWS a simple egg
sinner. Take box that will just per-
nit the top Of the lamp chimney to
extend out of the hole in the bottom
of the box when the box is upside
down over the lamp as it should be,
says the Homestead. Cut two holes
at one side of the box so two eggs
can be tested at the same time. Back
OF the lamp in this box you should
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Close Grazinu Injurious,

Much of the decline in the stock
carrying capacity of pasture lands is
due to close grazing. 1t is against
natures laws of plant growth to main
tain themselves and produce a healthy
growth when cropped too close by the
live stock
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Beefsteak DumpIinqs.

Line a deep dish with pie crust, cut
up two pounds of stewing beef in
onion. water, ore-half teaspaouful
poultry dressing and little butter.
Put top crust on and steam for three
hours.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Demand for Fall Chicks.

Produce commission men state that
of late years there has sprung up
great demand for late fall Matched
chicks to be marketed in early spring
before broilers are ripe"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Maintain Soil EertiIitn

1t is time land owners were INSISTING
ipon systems of farming which will
conserve fertility. Long leases. cron
rotation and stock feeding form a pol
~ CT maintaining soil fertility that
0u'd be demanded by every land
Ncr
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Dry Soil for Floor.

Have plenty Of dry soil for the floor
covering (if board or cement, in the
poultry buildings. Dry soil is a handy
thing to have about. Have it stored
for winter use before frost gets in
the ground.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Dumping Hens Nests.

tests are to be cleaned, the bottom
can be dropped and all the contents
Will fall out. The nests should be at
least II inches square, and for the
large-sized breeds 15 inches will be
better
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Good.

The Father-But what special
qualifications has your school that
might interest my son?
The Principal-Just tell him that
we overlook the Hudson and non-at-
tendance at classes.-Puck.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Awful.

"The cry of Potts when he found
the state of his boot was narrowing .
why So"
Because it was the cry of a lost
sole"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
DUMPING HENS NESTS BEST
Good Way Is to Have Bottom At
tached With Hinges and Fast
ened at Front With Staples.

A good way to build hens nests is
to have the bottom attached with
hinges and fastened at the front with
small hooks and staples. When the
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

Tightress across the chest means cold
on the lungs. That's the danger signal.
Cure that cold with Hamlins Wizard OH
before it runs into Consumption or Pneu-
monia.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

mo woman ever requires another
woman to tell her when a man ad-
mires her. Rachel Sweet Macna-
mara.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
Dampness Encourages Disease.

Dampness Encourages Disease.
Fight against dampness. Nothing
will produce disease so quickly as
damp quarters. Chicken pox, distem-
per, roup and kindred ailments can
be traced to this trouble.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

DR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take
Do not grippe.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
A Good Egg Sinner.

place looking glass to reflect the
light out strongly at the two open
ings where the eggs are tested. This
makes it much easier to shine the
eggs.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22
inpOrfdnt TO MOthaYS
Both Sides.

She-Just look at the trouble
money can get you into.
He-Yes, but look at the trouble 1t
can get you out of.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the guys, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain. cures Wind collie 25c a bottle
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

A cheerful liar is more entertaining
than a gloomy truth teller.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

A man can get his wife's attention
by talking in his Sleep
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

Pericles wore his hair pretty close
TO his eyes-but nobody ever called
him a loW-browi
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

The defeated candidate is surprised
at the number of misguided men who
failed to vote for him.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-12-22

critic. ;"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20

Makes a Report Of the Bust
ness of His Office for
November.

CHARLESTON. Dec. 2O.-The re-
port Of Secretary Of State Reed for
the month OF November shows the re-
ceipts of that office for the month TO
have been $34261.5o Three-fourths OF
this amount came from resident cor
porations chartered and from fees ac-
cruIng in the Office. The report shows
that ffty-two resident corporations
were issued, charteEs-that Isl corpor-
atoms with their principal place OF
business in this state. Eight non
resident corporations were issued, and
seven certificates to increase the au-
thorized capital stock were also is
sued. Ten corporations were either
dissolved in some way or another.
There was very few large corpora
lions chartered during the month OF
S7ovember. The last two mouths In
the year are generally somewhat dull.
among those of the larger size were
the following: United OiIhelds Com
pauy, OF Huntington, with an author
ICED capital of 100000; Horse Creek
Lumber Company, OF charleston 204'-'
900; Sanitary Bottle Case Company.
of Charleston. 100000; American
Gasol Company. OF Pjttsburg, Pa,
100000; American Tire Filling Com
pany, OF Washington, Pa. 100000;
Labor Building & Loan Association.
Of Morgantown, 1885, 900.
Among those capitalized at hum
dred thousand dollars or more and
under the 100000 mark We're: :: The
Standard Realty Company. Of Char
lesion, 100000; ClarlIsburg Real ESs-
tate and Improvement Company, OF
Clarksburg, 100000; New River and
Ohio coal Company, OF Charleston.
100000; Davidson Development
Company. of Charleston. 100000:
The Central stock Company, Of Gin
cinnati, o.. 100000.
Among the corporations that In
creased their authorized capital were
the following: Swisher Oil & Gas
Company. from 100000 to 100000;
w. B. Bertels and Son Company. from
S2oO, 900 ito 100000: Blk Manor
Coal Company, from $4,000 to $780,
600. The Swisher oil & Gas Company
isflas also transferred 1000 shares OF
common to preferred stock.
The receipts from various sources
were as follows:
Increase capital stock ...* T2.Oo
charters, resident corpora
tions .....t''...- -..'''' l'"oe'o0
porations .......-..'... 2+s'oo
Tax or. Great Seal and sale Oh
s4seeg and attorney fees to
auditor ................. i'2o@ ~
Total .;s.2s1.5O
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20
BOWLING news

The Grafton duck pin team defeated
the Clarksburg team on the Gore al
leys Tuesday night by stxty-three pins
in an interesting contest.
Manager Dresbach was not aware
that the Grafton team was coming
until late Tuesday afternoon and 1t
was impossible for him to get two Of
his regular men. Clark Inghram and
Daddy" Drake, who were both out
of town. Knapp and Smith started
the contest with the Clarksburg team
in place of Inghram and Drake, bft
as Smith rolled only lightweight in
the first game he was relieved by
Coughlin.
The Grafton team got a lead of
sixty-nine pins in the first game.
which was too much for the locals.
The local boys won the second game
by eighteen pins and started of the
last game in good style but the Graf
ton team were right along and took
the third game by twelve pins.
The high individual roll of the
evening went to CoughHn when he
rolled 1870 in the last game, beating
douglas out by three pins. Douglas
had high average for the three games
tota1ing 855, giving him an average
of lis.
Manager Dresbach has arranged a
game with the Grafton team here for
after the holidays when Drake and
Inghram will be here and II the
Grafton men wish to win they Will
nave to travel somewhat faster than
they did last night.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20
CInrkSbUrE.

554 519 sos 1888
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20

ol nree
had On ne
dams tcI team Was out 81 the rms
ming. Three members Of the Cryst1.I
team rolled IN the game with the
city team and were slightly fstieued
and did not roll q vel as they
would have had they rolled only In
one game.
At the close Of the hrst Of the
season the Crystal team Is leading
IN every branch Of the game. -It
won. the pennant BY aS1arge majority
OF games, having high score Tor
one game and also Tor three eonsecz;
ntive games, and hIgh individual ave-
erage, high team average, and
high Individual score for one game
on Tuesday, January 12s j1s12s
the league viii again be started.
when. the Druggists meet Adamston:
The scores:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20

The CIarksburg City Duck Pin
League came to u successful close
Tuesday evening when the Crystal
and Admission teams played the last
scheduled game in the first half OF
the season. the Crystal team vim
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20
CHURCH WINS
Claim in, the Court and Con-
gress Will Pass Bill
to Pay 1t.

WASHINGTON, ID. c. Dec 60
The court of claims has handed
down an opinion in favor of the
Presbyterian church of Bunker HILL
w. Va. against the United States.
The church has claim for property
destroyed during the civil war on
which an appropriation by Congress-
Will now be asked.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20

A. j. Wilkinson of Huntington, ia
a prominent city visitor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-20

RyerythinE In the jewelry line at
auction, ia Thifd street.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
WARNING TO RAILROAD MEN

+. :. Bacon. IL Bast ST., Bath, Me-.
sends out this warningSto raih GA ders
"A conductor on the railroad, my work
caused a chronic inflammation of the kid
neys, aud / was miserable and all play.
I'd out. A friend advised Foley KiLn.y
Pills and from the day commenced [, k
ing them, | began to regain my strength.
The inflammation cleared and / am far
better than l have been for twenty
years. The weakness end dizzy spells
ire thing of the past and l highly re
Commend Foley Kidney Pills" B. F.
iOrrel
Foley X idney Pills are IL true medi-
inc. They are healing, strengthening.
mt septic and tonic. They act quick =
y. 4. II. Cornell.
Foley Kidney Pills take hold of YOUR
'ystem and help you to rid Yourself OF
our dragging backache d ull headache.
impaired eyesight, and all the Ills re-
Sultiug frcm your kidneys and bladder.
Remember 1t is Foley Kidney Pills that
do this. Sold by b. II. GorreIl.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Honesty ExtraordinrrN-

traveller writing In an Italian
magazine says that the Swiss canton
OF T1cino is inhabited by the most hon.
est folk it is possible TO imagine. In
most Of the Ticinese villages. the
writer says. the oldest Inhabitants do
not remember any case OF thieving,
however petty. within lifetime Lost
objects when found must never be
taken away: they must be left where
they were dropped or placed In a con-
spicuous position so that the rightfuI
owner can find his property more east
ly. The case il cited OF an American
woman tourist who lost her purse on
an excursion in the Val Capriasca.
The purse contained gold coin and a
Jeweied watch. Upon returning from
her trip she found the purse with its
contents intact on a little heap of
leaves. so placed that II could not fail
TO attract her attention.-New York
Sun.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
NESTS IN COLONIES.
Homes Of the African Grosbeaks az
Big as a Natives Hut.

Dig As NattNe'e Hut.
The biggest birds nest In the world.
not excepting the stork's. is built by
the African grosbeak. 1t is really 100
nests or more bound together with
closely interviewer sticks. vines and
strands OF coarse grass and is not
built by single pair OF birds. but by
a colony OF them. II is OF such enor-
nous size that at little distance II IS
often mistaken for one Of the native
huts built In the trees so frequently
found in wild tropical countries where
man eating animals abound. and the
only way 10 sleep in safety is TO "roost
high"
The birds usually select n thorn tree.
probably because Of the protection af-
forded by the sharp. long thorns
against marauders. All around the
nest the roof OF sticks. matched with
dry grass. projects to let the rain run
of. deep fringe Of grass hangs from
this cornice like a curtain to keep out
any stray drops. These great nests
are added to from year to year. each
pair OF mated birds building on the
main nest. Sometimes the nest be-
comes too heavy. and the branch
breaks or the great mass Of sticks falls
TO the ground. destroyed by It's own
weight. The grosbeak is no larger
than an English sparrow and just as
gregarious.-NewY York Press.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
In the Wake of the Measles

The little son OF Mrs. o. b. Palmer,
Little Rock. Ark, had the measles.
The result: was a severe cough which
grew worse and he could not sleep.
She says: zone bottle of Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound completely cured
him and he has never been bothered
since" Group, whooping cough, lnea-
es CO. IN all yield to Foley's Honey
and ~ pmpound. The genuine is in
the gel 'nN package always. Refuse
substitutes Sold by b. ii. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
The Ben Greet Woodland Players on
May Is

Again we are to have the pleasure
OF seeing the Ben Greet Company in
Lexington and this time Mr.. Ben
Greet himself will be the caste of at
least one of the plays, taking the
part of Dromio in SHAKESPEARE side
splitting Comedy OF Errors, at
3 pm, May l3. The night perfor-
mance,s pm, will be She Stops to
Conquer, Goldsmith's irresistablv
rol! comedy. Both performances
will be on the Washington and Lee
campus il the weather permits.
i'rice of admission, 81 90 for a sin
gle performance, 81 80 for the two
II outdoors, children under Is will
he Charged - cents for the two. so
cents for one; if indoors, $I.OO for
two, so cents for one.
The plays to be given this year
are amongst the best offered by the
company and we feel sure every one
that attends the performances Of
such admirable players will be
richly repaid.
Informal lectures Gree will be
delivered by Prof. Currell on these
two plays Friday afternoon, May II.
at 4 p N. in the High School Audi
forum, and all who are unfamiliar
with them are cordially invited to
attend.
MISS A. r. WHITE,
w. S. CURRELL.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
HUMAN SKULL PUZZLE.
\ Cavity That May Have Been tbs
Seat of a Sixth Sense.
w. S. CURRELL.

- NSN'J indt Way nave Been tbs
Seat of Sixth Sense.
Despite the progress of physiology
the study of the human body is full
OF mystery. Some of its well known
organs have never revealed either
their uses or the reason of their crea-
ton. The part played by the spleen
In human life was discovered but re-
Gently. 1t is now regarded as one Of
the principal agents In the circulate
OF the blood. But there are In the
marvellous human organism mys-
FERROUS parts which II Is possible that
no savant. however profound his
learning. may ever understand. For
instance. In the skull. behind the car
tilage of the nose. there Is little
cavity OF unknown origin. Physiolo-
gists believe that ut one time-several
thousand generations aSo-it contained
n gland consisting of two lobes Joined
by their common base
This cavity-the delta turcica-is. in
the opinion of certain savants. the
vestige OF a sixth sense which was of
great use to the antediluvian ances-
tors OF man. II Is believed that this
little gland enabled them TO see I'm the
darkness when they had not vet learn
ed the secret Of procuring light: that
II was the seat of the mysterious
sense OF situation or locality. the pow
er to orient their course. the sense so
highly developed TO this day I'm saw
ages and certain animals. The theory
Is plausible. but II is doubtful whether
man VIII ever acquire any real knowI-
edge Of the reason for the existence
= :Se delta MISUNDERSTANDING.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Shake Into Your Shoe

Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder. 1t relieves hot, tired, aching,
swollen. sweating feet, and makes walk
ing easy. Takes the sting out OF corns
and bunions. Over 80. 900 testim onials.
Sold everywhere, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
FOley's Kidney Remedy Acted Quickly

Nj. N. George, Irondale. Ala, was
bothered with kidney trouble for IN, ny
years. II was persuaded to try Foley's
Kidney Remedy, and before taking 1t
three days l could feel its beneficial eff
fects. The pain left my back, my kid
ney action cleared up, and IN so much
better, do not hesitate to recommend
Foley Kidney Remedy b. IL. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Don't Get All Run Down

Weak and miserable. If sou have
kidney or bladder trouble. headache,
pains in the back, and feel tired all
over and want pleasant herb remedy
try Mother Gray's AROMATIC LEAF. AS
a system regulator it has no equal. All
druggists. soc. Ask today. Sample
FREE. Address, The Mother Gray Co,
Leroy, \. Y.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
MEETING TROUBI F.

Ofienhmes the hindrances that
lie in the path Of duty may be CON-
pared to the tollsa,cs upon our turn
pike roads-they are kept shut until
we are just upon them and then Ay
open. 1T were. Of themselves. And
that is true enough. Il they had
been open a week beforehand we
could bu, have gone through at last.
John Newton.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Not 20 His Taste.

"Yes. our table Is always up to date"
boosted the would be fashionable land
lady. We have those beautiful red
candles on Il at supper time"
Candles for SUPPER. gasped the
prospective bOarder Madam. do you
think ! am an Eskimo?"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Do You Have tn. Right Kind of Help2

Foley Kidney Pills furnish you the
right kind of help TO neutralize and re-
move the poisCns that cause backache,
nervousness, and other kidney and blad-
der ailments" =, II. Gorren.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Oodoed the Dosa

Didn't ! give you a piece of pie last
week." demanded the cooking school
graduate. 81 didn't expect to see you
again so soon"
81 fooled you. ma'am." replied the
fmpudent tramp. Il didn't eat it,
Philadelphia Record
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
His Leuacy.

did your rich uncle leave you
much:" -Four good excuses for break
ing his will."-Detroit Free Press
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
a RevcI alton.

Wife, haven't a gown fit to wear.
Husband-Jove. That's the reason none
Of the servants will stay here
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Electricity and Dry Air.

-'N~N' WY "''O IT J WI
So perfect an insulator is dry air
that il takes 10000 volts of electricity
to leap n gap OF an inch.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Fish In Arctic Wa4.-.

III northern waters millions OF fish
are ground Into nothing 10y the moving
masses of Ice.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
Bulidfnq IL Amply Wired.

trio wires in one New York office
building.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-05-10
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
0THO G. JACKSON,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAw.

Office: Rooms formerly occupied by
Hon. William A. AndeI son, rear Court
house, up stairs.
LEXINGTON VIRGINIA
Dec. 2l-10-3m.