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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

CLAY STREET CENTRALLY To-
Gated residence. containing fourteen
large rooms; deep lot. stable; $500.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

NO, i22 y TENTH STREET. BRICK.
HVinE rooms. bath, pantry. store
WRIT Fl. CRAWFORD. owner, ia2
Ni .,nth Tenth street. Phone Madison
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

WE CARRY \ SPECIAL LINE OF
hugsies for the business man, and
edA supply your wants q once: come
IN ana look these over. a. MEYERS
Sons, 13l East Cary Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

No l " ROBINSON STREET-NEyv
orlck' two flats. four rooms: bath.
pantry' etc, each nat; all conveni-
sn Kent $3.50 per annum Price
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

INVENTORS. - MODELS MADE AT
lowest cost. also tools for manu-
featuring MoCONNELL-BROW
lol5 East Cary. Richmond Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

PoRCUPINE. RATED AS THE GREAT
est gold mining camp in the world
We make q specially Of buying and
selling Porcup!ne stocks Our spe-
G!tl letter analyses and critcixcs the
leading mines limited number Of
copies mailed free upon request
HARVEY =. WILLIS & CO, Estab-
!ished 1901. 20 Broadway, New York
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

VAN TO EXCHANGE A GOOD
eisJnt-room house. Church Hill. val
w. eI az sS.ooo tor farm near the city.
TTMos POINDEXTER 200-20i
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FLOYD AVENUE. SEVEN ROOMS AND
pantry; $4,000.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

WANTED. PARTY TO TAKE CHARGE
OF frst-class restaurant at Norfolk.
Va. look after cash. etc experience
Norfolk Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

DETACHED WEST MAIN STREET
nome; lot 25X179; nicely finished
'front.' and back porches: gas and cleo
1rlcity; nice home. Price. ST, 900.
Terms reasonable
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

THE FURNITURE OF HANDSOME
large house IN the business centre
ana hlled transients and regular
ooaraers. for sale The business
zone during the coming October Sta1n
ar VIII pay furniture. VIII sell
TGmeap. Address f S3i. care Times
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

GROVE AVENUE RESIDENCE, ELE-
gantly finished, steam neated, cleo
trio lights. modern in every partic-
ular. twelve large bright rooms; ex-
ira deep lot; $4,000.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
PANAMA IIATTERS.

PANAMA AND STRAW HATS GIN. M
ed. bleached. block, retr!mlned
AMERICAN HAT Co, Hattors Faith
and Marshall
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

ELECTRIC FANS, ALL SIZES AND
tyPes. highest grades: with each our
guarantee for one year. r p cos
~ ELECTRIC AND MACHINE ca
MADISON No. $500, No. 2lO East Mar
shall Street MA
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

w MANI To BUY VACANT LOTS on
West Main Street direct from own:r
10 build one to ten houses on for in
Vestment Give fun description and
lowest spot cash price. c 6i7. car Z
Times Dispatch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
T0r 5aIe.

.J1r scale.
DON'T FAIL TO SEE THE EXTRA
nice cutunder surrey we have on
| our floor; no better ono In the city.
ONLY A FEW MORE OF THE SEC
| oho-hand buggies and Surveys: bet
yer see them quick one MAY suit
TWO, TOP DELIVERY WAGONS. SEC
ond.hand. for gro :ery or any other
similar work; cheap for cash TO
close them out.
A BIG LINE OF SPRING WAGONS.
Tor Iso business. Light and heavy. for
livery purposes; going at a low price.
SRisToW-woRSHAI Co. 1895 East
foU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO
and pleasure vehicles: we are agents
for the celebrated Columbus bug
gieS: our prices are right. A. MEY-
ER-S SONS. 7Sl East Cary Street
FOR SALE, GAS RANGE: GOOD As
new: eheap- u West Clay Street.
Real GStats TOR s5ale.
FNoK SALE BY GARRETT & co.
GROVE AVENUE RESIDENCE, EI.E-
gantly finished, steam heated, cleo
trio lights. modern in every partic-
N'eA l"St'c iui =. rooms, eN-
ira deep lot; $4,000
CLAY STREET. CENTRALLY To-
Gated residence. containing fourteen
large rooms; deep lot. stable; $500.
WEST GRACE STREET RESIDENCE
beautiful home. containing nine
rooms; $4,000.
FLOYD AVENUE. SEVEN ROOMS AND
pantry; $4,000.
RANDOLPH STREET, SIX ROOMS
$1,000
FLOYD AVENUE EIGHT ROOMS.
electricity, latrohe heat range. etc.
$500.
$1,000
INVESTMENT, FOUR GOOD RENT
ers, brick. in good condition: rentala
$500; $3.50.
GARRETT & Co.
Is North Seventh Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

IWO SLIGHTLY USED STl>,II,I,,1
IVpFooi safes; one large. one snau
~ sell at sacrifice; cash. Addrass
= Box 1928, CITY -tuut ess
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

a BIG LINE OF SPRING WAGONS.
Tor business. light and heavy. for
grocery. laundry. builders and de-
livery purposes; going at a low price.
STOW-WORSHAAG CO., 1895 East
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

y FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU IS
conducted for our pupils our diploma
In your hands means q good posi-
tion for you sure For particulars
cal! Madison 2975. MASSEY PUSI-
NESS COLLEGE,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

PARTNER LEGITIMATE OFFICE
business; large returns. $500 re-
auired. lis East Franklin, base
ment.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

" ~ FAfs FOK \ LINE SCHOI.Np
sup commercial OF shorthand
S,I,urse. II purchased by AuEnst ~
MASSEY BUSINESS C6ILECE 10
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FINE FARM IN MILES OF CRY
40 - minutes drive); excellent road ;
90 acres OF fine land. about 10 IN
cultivation balance in pasture and
tlmoer tine apple orchard OF he
tween 400 and 500 trees comfortable
,,'i.LiE. with all necessary out
puiIdlngs; excellent neighborhood
me hnest location for a nice country
nome Tor city business man that
we nave come across. 'kge compels
promptly If you want this prica
1niy 500 per acre. B +. HAMIL-
ION d CO, Eleventh and Hull
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

WANTED, y NICE LOT IN HIGH
land Park in part payment for n
nice home on Floyd Avenue, beyond
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

~ GVOk sTOVE FOR SALE, APP
ply at 10 South Plum
TX ale aALE, FINE DRIVING HORSE.
9Si t,"Ype ana harness. Phone Monroe
3z!2-J. 2OlS Floyd Avenue "
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
TOOLS AND CUTLERY.

IL, YOU WANT ANYTHING IN TOoI 3
or cutlery. see the EVANS HARD
MAKE CO. best line at lowest
price in city. zoe West Broad
Street. ooe
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

BEFORE BUYING. SELLING on RENT.
CELL. JR.. co. 100 North Eirbth Z,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
&eal estate QQaauten

IN CITY or coUNTRY. WORTH Nor
over $1,000. WIN pay $500 in trade.
DaIance cash. Address a ST. care
Times Dispatch
WANTED. AT ONCE FOR FIRST
c!ass tenant, large. centrally located
residence tor hrst-class boarding.
house House viii not be abused
}. y. CONNOLLY * co
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

y" ANTED. By SEPTEMBER 4 4
house. eigh; or nine rooms: GOOD s,ze
oack lot. convenient 10 school; ren-
tai not over $35 or $40. Give full
description and lowest price. G. 7,
j.. Box 6S2. City.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

SECOND HAND, EIGHT H0nsEpoyI,
er. pest steam engine. portable. good
fI9ohaition Price. $3.50. w. S. Moss
iGsuenot, Powhatan Co, va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

WANTED. TO RENT a FURNISHED
mousse In the West End from October
| to April /: must have at Iaast fn,,r
ped rooms: references exchanged
ADDRESS "CONFIDENTIAL." Box CSC.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

+ OK IA S ale! y JEWEL GAS RANGE
he seen Cen ~, - 9z5 neFT zee! condition; can
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

RANDOLPH STREET. SIX ROOMS
$1,000.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

"ANIED. TO SELL 4 i5-F0o,T
90 canoe, III good conditjon.
t:i se!i cheap. Apply T. A. Mil.
9. ots East Broad Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

DESIRING TO LEAVE RICHMOND
new furnishings OF modern. INTO
cate boarding house, centM1lv and
adm!raoly located. and commanding
age; uneXpred lease, with nrtutio Va
o.; OF renewal. Address 107, care
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

bARION HEIGHTS-3O2 HOME ST
new S-room house: up-to-date. small
cash payment. balance to suit Won,
see owner COS Miller Avenue.
WILL SELL AT \ SACRIFICE NV
nome; West Taylor Street; ten rooms.
Wen built; need money. II. Box i49'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FOR SALE NO. 2522 WEST MAIN
an.teet' new brick; all conveniences.
frice' S5.ooo
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FLOYD AVENUE. EIGHT ROOMS.
electricity, latrobc heat. range etc
$500.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
HARDWARE.

QUART MASON FRUIT JARS boo.
uozen; two-quare, zoe. dozen. Gro
our rubber roofing 1t requires no
PANTS and Will last for many years
Also window sash. doors. ready mix
ed paints, wire fencing and hard
ware OF every description. Write for
our price list. SOUTHERN HARD.
maRE CO. 1l6 n. Eighteenth, Rich
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

INVESTMENT. FOUR GOOD RENT
ers, brick. in good condition.: rentals
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

" ANTED. TO RENT EIGHT OR TEN
room modern house in c;intnr 30
Barton Heights or Westhampton. for.
one year from September ! Give To-
cation and annual rent. S37, care
Times Dispatch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
FLOOR STAINS.

for floor nnishers: largest stock and
cheapest prices in city. 200 West
Broad Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

0 X SALE; HOUSEHOLD FURNI-
ptrior ana dining-room suits. Parry
tea'inS town September first. VIII
al cheap. AT 302 e Franklin 81
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

On GROCERY WAGON AND HORSE.
three showcases, one computinut
scales one upright ice box and butch
ers' tools; an in good condition ".
T. BASS, Twenty-siXth and Se!nrnes
Avenue. Woodland Heights
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

WEST GARY STREET. SEVEN ROOMS.
$1,000
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

$3.50 WILL PURCHASE GOOD Ion
"o%liO, Third Avenue. Chestnut Hill,
easy terms
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE FOR CITY
pEroperty. doing from three miles OF
Richmond; 100 acres good dwailIrg.
new orchard COW barn: modern IN.
prorcments. splendid water, or lis
acres with two dwelling houses on
pest road out OF city: also l6 cows.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
GARRETT & CO.,
rs North Seventh Street.
GARRETT * CO

s5.5oo--1lA ACRES. CLOSE TO RICH
mond, fredericksburg and Potomac
railway, only 1--WE miles cut; resi-
dence of nine rooms. in excellent con-
dition; hot and cold water through
out; piped for gas; splendid garden,
lots OF fruit Will exchange for
residence In West End and pay diff
terence up to $4,000.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

s-ROOM MODERN BRICK HOUSE.
stuart Avenue. near cars; bargain
II sold by September LIST. Address
INNER SIS. care Times Dis
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

CiEAP ELEVEN SHARES STAND-
ara Home 60. r. r.. COSBY. No 2iO
East Marshall Street. Madison 52nn
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

j OK Sale, nor WA\,r ,,I,---,,-,7z,
,"'o good mules; also one 6ve -
St r morse cheap is south Tenth
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
Real GStats for @alp.

FoK SALE BY GARRETT & co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

LUMBER ALL SIZES AND DIMEN
wood Park.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FOX SALE, NINE-ACRE POULTRY
arm with hvc-room cottage: fenced
IN with woven wire. good shade and
poultTy houses; near stop on Seven
Pines car line Price s.. 600 $500
Gash; balance long time Address
II IA, care Times D!sDatch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

reference, Planters National Bank.
SPOTLESS COMPANY Shockoe Sill.
near Thirteenth and Cary Streets.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
SPORTING GOODS.

SEE THE EVANS HARDWARE co
ior hshinS tackle and bas eball goods
BEST assortment in the city at low
prices. 700 West Broad.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

I"NNNCH. At SACKIFICE; LTNGTW
thirty-hFe feet, beam seven feet.
nine horsepower engine. Eoyernmen-
tai equipment; everything in perfect
condition. r. d. MATTHEW'S South
richmond. Phone Madison i057-M.
a RARE CHANCE; GROCERY STORE.
aouse and small stock: property
fronts "2x!5S feet on corner. both
white and colored trade don't con.
a!ct the segregation law; price $3.50.
Phone Monroe 1921
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

: ROOM. MODERN BRICK HOUSES.
Lee District; for S3.550 II sold by
10Th. Address OWNER, C 640 care
Timcs-Dispatch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FOR SALE, ONE RUSHTON SIXTEEN
1907 canoe; perfect condition; bought
dh!S spring, put only used four or
1. III. DROSTE. Box CSC cIty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

FOR SALE. LOT 81 IL BY 40 FEET
HiShiand Park. desirable location
Sneap TO quick buyer with cash.
Phone Monroe 40
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

HANDSOME COLONIAL RESIDENCE
OF ten large rooms. modern in every
particular thirty three acres OF land.
located in Chesterfield county. close
70 city and steam and electric lines.
VIII exchange for city rental prop
erty GARRETT & CO. IS North
Seventh Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
TIats Gaanten.

WANTED. THREE-RooM FLAT, RHI-
sonable, with nice family. Address
MRS. L. ]. r.. 26l6 West Main st.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO
inspect our line OF stylish business
ana pleasure vehicles: we are agents
giles: our prices are right. A. MEY-
ERS SONS, 7Sl East Cary Street
nor SALE CAS- L ANCI,.- c,aAr :.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-08-13
Real estate fnr 33ert.

PARK-MODERN EIGHT
room dwelling: all city conveniences
large lot, etc; $50 per month J. a
Connolly & CO
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
Longevity Personified.

Senator Benjamin F. Tillman re-
lates an amusing anecdote about a
colored man named JEFF, who has been
with neighboring South Carolina
family since before the war.
"One day." said Mr.. Tillman, his
mistress was rather surprised when
old JEFF asked to have a few days OF
to go, as he put 1t, up to de old state
of Bosting, to see his aunt.
Why, Jeff.' said the lady, your
aunt must be pretty old, isn't she?'
"'Yes'm. he replied, 'yes'm; nah
aunt must be pretty ole now-she's
bout all hundred an five years ole
now
lone hundred and five years. ex
claimed his mistress. what on earth
is she doing up there in Boston,
Deed, rs demo what's she's
dom, ma'am,' rejoined old JEFF, in al
seriousness, she's up dere Twin vic
her gran'mother.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
An Advantageous Lisp.

An Atlanta man tells a story
wherein the fetching lisp of a pretty
girl of that city played an important
part. The girl and the man were out
driving.
When they had reached rather
lonesome bit of road, the young man,
Du Bose, announced:
Here Miss Blank is where you
must pay toll. It's kiss or a
squeeze"
ooh, Mr.. Du Both!" she ex-
claimed
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
One on Hubby.

Two suffragettes met and the one
had a grievance against the other.
Il am told" she said, severely,
chat you allow your husband to
carry latchkey. 1t is possible?'
yes" answered the other, with al
indulgent smile. Il do let the poor
boy carry latchkey, I must admit.
But it doesn't fit the door. l just let
him carry it to humor him. He likes
to show it to his friends, you know
and make them think he's ipdepend-
Ant"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
tnsulted.

A strapping German with big beads
of perspiration streaming down his
face was darting in and out of the
aisles Of a Philadelphia department
store.
His excited actions attracted the at
tention of all salespersons, and they
hardly knew what to make Of 1t. A
hustling young man of the clothing
department walked up to him and
asked, Are you looking for something
In mems clothing?"
MOI" he roared; mot mems cloth
ing; vimen's clothing. / can't find my
wife !"-Lippincott's.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
JUST BEFORE THE TROUBLE
How Could the Listener Know What
His Friend Was Trying
to Say7

II any man ever admired his wife,
that man was Howler. And when the
Fitzboodles asked Mrs, Howler to get
up and sing. There is Garden in
My Face" the husband glowed with
pride.
No matter that she had face like
a hippopotamus and a voice like an
elephant, he sat beaming as she sang.
and could not refrain from bending
over to his neighbor and whispering:
Don't you think my wife's got fine
voiceT
"What?" said his neighbor. who
was a little deaf.
Don't you think my wife has got q
fine voice?" repeated Howler.
"What?"
Don't you think my wife's got q
fine voice?" roared Howler.
"Sorry!" returned the neighbor.
shaking his head. Cant hear a word
you say. That awful woman over
there is making such frightful row
singing"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
EXPLANATIONS.

Miss Fullosoul (of poetical turn
Which are you of opinion one should
say, professor: Summer flies" or
Summer flees?"
Absent Minded Professor great on
entomology The two species, my
dear young lady, are entirely distinct.
Now, the common house fly Then
he wondered why she suddenly open
ed a conversation with the young
man on her right.--London Sphere.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

the foods.
VIII the reader please remem-
Der, we never announce that coffee
hurts all people"
Some persons seem to have en-
cess vitality enough to use coffee,
tobacco and whiskey for years and
apparently be none the worse, but
the number is small, and when a
sensible man or woman finds an ar.
ticle acts harmfully they exercise
some degree Of intelligence by
dropping 1t.
We quote again from the article:
These figures are paralyzine
but correct, being taken from
Leech's statistics, recognized az
the most reliable"
=
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

This is one Of the highest COM
pliments ever paid to the level-head-
ed, common sense of Americans
who cut off about two hundred mil
lion pounds of coffee when they
found by actual experiment Gin the
majority of cases) that the subtle
drug caffeine, In coffee, worked dis
comfort and varying forms of dis
ease
Some people haven't the charac-
ter to stop halt when they know
it is killing them, but 1t is easy
to shift from coffee to Postum, for,
when made according to directions,
1t comes to table cup of beverage,
seal brown color, which turns to
rich golden brown when cream is
added, and the taste is very like
the milder grades of Old Govt Java.
Postum is veritable food-drink
and highly nourishing, containing
all the parts of wheat carefully pre-
pared to which Is added about ten
per cent of New Orleans molasses,
and that is absolutely all that
Postum is made Of
Thousands of visitors to the pure
food factories see the ingredients
and how prepared Every nook
and corner is open for every visit
or to carefully inspect. Crowds
come daily and seem to enjoy 1t.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
Handy Refuge.

That tree found growing on the
roof of house near the bureau of
chemistry may be part of the tall
timbers to which certain officials in
that department recently have taken.
Washington Times.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
Couldn't PLAY.

Aunt Liza, jes' come in to see if
you wouldn't like to jShe de mission
band"
"Fo the lam sakes, honey, what yo'
come to me TO-? Don't yo' know
KANT chen play de mouf orgin?"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
The HAPPIER Ace.

The Bronze Age man chuckled.
IF was steel, suppose they would
dissolve me-" he cried.
Herewith he rejoiced he didn't live
too late.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

Then the article proceeds to de-
nounce Postum and works into a
fine frenzy, because we have pub
lished facts regarding the effect of
coffee on some people.
The narrowing tale goes on.
where a few years ago every
body drank coffee, several cups a
day, now we find in every walk in
life people who imagine they can
not drink It. (The underscoring is
ours.) Burly blacksmiths, carpen-
tiers, laborers and athletes have dis
continued or cut down the use of
coffee; as there is not a person
who reads this and will not be able
to find the same conditions existing
among his own circle of acquaint-
ances, is 1t not we'll for the Brazil
ians to sit up and take notice?'
Isn't it curious these bur.
ly" strong men should pick out cot.
fee to imagine" about? Why not
Imagine" that regular doses OF
whiskey are harmful, or daily slugs
of morphine?
If imagination" makes the caf
feline in coffee clog the liver, de-
press the heart, and steadily tear
down the nervous system, bringing
on one or more of the dozens Of
types of diseases which follow
broken-down nervous systems
many people don't know it.
But it remained for the man who
has coffee. morphine or whiskey
to sell, to have the supreme nerve
to say: you only imagine you
disorders. Keep on buying from
me-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
A Question Of Art.

WAS that play you speak OF highly
artistic and poetical?" asked the one
who poses.
Il don't believe it could have
BEEN" replied the girl who is truthful.
Il understood and enjoyed every word
of it."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

Many a man who claims to be as
honest as the day is long wouldn't
want the searchlight turned on his
night record.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

Here we see the cause for the at
tacks on US and the Brazilian
sneers at Americans who prefer to
use a healthful, homemade break
fast drink and incidentally keep the
money in America, rather than
send the millions to Brazil and pay
for an article that chemists class
among the drugs and not among
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

After all, young women Judge man
more by his accomplishments than by
what he has accomplished.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

Then follows a tiresome lot of
statistics which wind up by show
ing a decrease of consumption in
two years of. in round figures, two
-
hundred million pounds.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

There are still few legitimate ways
of acquiring wealth.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

Let us continue to quote from his
article.
Notwithstanding the enormous
increase in population during the
past three years, coffee shows an
appalling decrease in consumption"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18
There's a Reason

Postum Cereal Company, Limited
Battle Greek. Michigan
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-11-18

The average number of acres to
was 1888, compared with 343 in 1900.