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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
K. D. Y. CLEAR $3.50
FROM MASQUERADE

One new member was initiated by
the X. U. v. Excelsior Lodge, OF
Maurcr, last night. A report made
by Chairman Charles Becktoid, of
the ball COMMITTEES, shows that $3.50
was realized from the masquerade.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
SOCIAL FOLLOWED,

A social time followed q short
business session OF the Epworth
League, Of simpson M. q. church,
that was held In the lecture room
last night. Many members were
present and enjoyed the refresh
ments that were served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
N

a number of friends Of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. H. Cheshire, of lit Brigh-
ton avenue, congregated at their
home last evening and rendered
them a surprise. Five hundred was
the feature Of the evenings. until
1870, when refreshments were
served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
Els Initiate six-

One of the largest sessions of
Perth Amboy Lodge, No. 784, B. P.
O. Elks, was that held there last
night, when six candidates were In
itiated. Exalted Ruler Otto VIII
presided.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
GEORGE MOORE
BUYS. A HOUSE

DIR. F. G. Henry and Lyman
Friedman have sold the dwelling at
the southwest corner of Oak and
Market streets to George Moore.
The house Is one of a number of cot
tages known as the Henry Row"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
d S COMMITTEES.

The music committee Of the Pres
byterian Christian Endeavor Society
met at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Elmer Logan, of Kearny avenue, last
evening. After the business session
a social time was enjoyed
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
TREAT FOR Pupils.

G.. r. Hills, organist OF st.
Peters Episcopal church, gave sew
eral violin selections with accom-
paniment of Miss Adele Williams on
the plano before pupils OF public
school No. Z yesterday afternoon.
Their efforts pleased both the pupils
and teachers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
Endeavor Meeting Postponed.

A business meeting of the Christian
terian church" scheduled to have been
held stenaorrow night, has been post
poned to a week from that time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
sT. LADIES.

The members of the Ladies' Aid
Society of St. Stephens Danish
Lutheran church will meet at $50
o'clock tomorrow afternoon at the
home of Mrs. A. Anderson, at liz
State street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08

Leg Broken at Cope err Works.
Ignatz Harbach had his left leg
broken at the Raritan Copper Works
this morning while loading bars of
lead on a car. One of the bars fell
and struck him. He was removed
to the city hospital.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
CALENDAR TEA TOMORROW.

Under the auspices Of the Ladies'
Auxiliary of the Simpson Methodist
Episcopal church, Mrs. Greacen will
give a tea at her home, 168 Water
street, tomorrow, from 8 to 6 F. M.
All ladies are welcome.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
nn.ta;aa loan Eiaoa.

An annual meeting of stockhold-
ers OF the Citizens Building ana
Loan Association was held last night
at which all the officers were re-
elected.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
ENTERTATNg GUEsTs.

The home Of Joseph Massopust, in
692 State street, was the cen Of q
merry gathering last night when he
entertained q number Of friends. Dur
ing the evening games were played and
music and singing enjoyed. Maurice
Hollander entertained the gathering
with a number Of limitations Of Harry
Lauder, - At IL O'Clock elaborate re-
treatments were served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
DANCE

A number Of people n this city
have received Invitations for q private
dance and reception to be held at the
Woodbridge A. A. club house on the
evening of February twenty-frst under
the auspices Of the Ca Ira Club.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
CARD CLUB SESSION.

The home ef Miss Grace Hawk, IN
Market street, was the meeting
place for the Tuesday Evening Card
Club last night. A social session
followed the games.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
Funerai oil ole X. Lund.

a Ailorsi OF OIe n. Lunu.
The funeral of Ole r. Lund, of
400 Division street, will be held from
his late residence Saturday morn
ing, followed by q mass in St. Mary's
r.. G. church, at 10 o'clock. Inter
ment win follow In st. Mary's Gem
etery.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
pURITANs DANCE TONIGHT.

The annual dance and reception of
the Puritan Athletic Club will be
held In the Auditorium tonight. The
hall Will be trimmed as a college
room with flags and other decora-
lions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08

The Standard Bearers of the
Simpson M. e. church met with Miss
Cora Erickson at her home, In Fay
cite street, last evening and ar
ranged for the Fruit Basket Social"
to be held ia the basement OF the
church on Tuesday evening"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
FOR VALENTINE SOCIAL.

The regular monthly meeting OF
the Baptist Ushers' Association was
held at the home OF the treasurer,
Harry Dave, In buckingham avenue,
last night, and plans yer compile
ted for the Valentine Social to be
held on Tuesday evening OF next
week. Several new members were
taken in and a report showed the
association In good standing. After
the meeting a social hour was en-
5oyed. Harry Dave rendered sew
eral selections and refreshments
we're served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
MANpoLIN GLUE pRAcTIoH.

The weekly session OF the Gibson
Mandolin Club was held at the home
of Miss Mary Hanson, in Watson ave
nue.. last night. The members prac-
ticea for an hour after which q social
time was enjoyed aud refreshments
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
? r. J M EsgIs

TAe weekly session of the P F. s.
xgas held at the residence Of Miss Hen.
rietsa Krcgh, IL III eatalpa avenue
lass might. Soeial Einee followed
She Aaaaipsas saeetsng and refreshments
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08

More than 10000 people in this
vicinity read the EVENING NEWS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
AFTERNOON TEA.

Miss Edith Stacey, of Jefferson
street, gave an afternoon tea yester-
day afternoon. Miss Stacey's
guests were: Miss Ruth Jones, Miss
Edna Coutts, Miss Maud HaIpin,
Miss Mary Gridley, Miss Marguerite
Boughton, Miss Jetta Stacey and
Miss Ruth Stacey.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
BAPTIST MISSION.

The Woman's Missionary Society,
OF the First Baptist church, held a
most delightful meeting at the home
OF Mrs. G. A. Smith, in State street,
yesterday afternoon. The commit
tee, Mrs. Davis, Mrs. Woglom and
Mrs. Coil, prepared an excellent pro-
gram, which was p~leasingly rem
dered as follows: Mrs. Van Dussen,
of Metuchen and Miss Ruth Bacon of
this city, several vocal selections;
violin selection, Mrs. G.. A. Smith:
Reading, christmas Day in the Ety.
ening," by Mrs. w. H. Bawden.
Dainty refreshments were served by
the hostess.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-02-08
TENDER LUNCHEON.

Mrs Adrian Lyon, in honor Of
Mrs. Edward r. Proctor, OF East Orr
ange, who was spending the day with
her yesterday, gave a luncheon at
noon yesterday. Mrs. Lyons guests
were: Mrs. G. Douglas Fraser, Mrs.
William Griswold. Mrs. c.. X. Ste
vens, Mrs. Wilbur LaRoe, Mrs. w.
W. Henry, Mrs. Clarence Liddle and
Mrs. Proctor.
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Rev. and Mrs. 10y Warwick VIII
arrive next Thursday and will occupy
the parsonage of the First Methodist
church. They have many friends here
who will extend them a cordial well
come.
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The Favorlle Laxative
One at Night Makes the Next Day
Bright; No Change if 1t Doesn't"

Because of its extremely gentle and
effective action, Rexall Orderlies have
become the most popular remedy for
constipation.
We are so positive that Rexall Or
derlies will do all that is claimed for
them that We positively guarantee to
hand back the money you paid us for
them upon your mere request if you
are not entirely satisfied.
Rexall OrderIies are eaten like can
dy, are very pleasant to the taste, 90
not grippe, cause nausea, or any other
annoyance usually experienced when
ordinary cathartics are used.
Rexall Orderlies have positive reg
ulative effect upon the bowels and
tend to provide permanent relief from
constipation and the myriad of asso-
ciate ailments. Besides, they help to
overcome the necessity of the con-
slant use of iaxatiyes to keep the
bowels in normal condition.
We honestly believe there is no sim
liar medicine so good as Rexall Or
derlies, especially for children, aged,
or delicate people. They are prepared
in convenient tablet form in three
sizes OF packages. Prices, 10c, Csc
and SOC. Why not try them at our
risk on our guarantee?
Remember, Rexall Remedies can be
obtained in this community only at
our store-The Rexall Store-An-
dreWs
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! ,..azs SOCIE I Y. 4
{ * Is Is Is e e z1k Sk SkZR r.

yesterday in the city with friends.
r
Mr. and Mrs. p. Wart Of New York,
are spending a few days in the city.
!.
Rev. and Mrs. d. Watson VIM have
returned from a short visit to Jesup.
!.
Mrs II. II. Herndon has returned
frco sit to relatives in Elberton.
4.
Mr.. and Mrs. Minton Johnson leave
next week to spend some time in New
York.
Miss Jessie Lumphin, of Rome, will
arriye shortly to be the guest of Mrs.
ID. J. Gill.
Mrs. N. B. Harrison left yesterday
for Triton, to be the guest of friends
for a short time.
4.
Mr. and Mrs. L. NJ. Orr and chill
dren will spend the holidays with rel
atives at Villa Rica.
ss-
Mrs. Raphael Borchardt leaves next
week to visit her sister, Mrs. Nathan
Nussbaum, in Savannah.
d
Miss Ethel Buck, who has been the
guest Of friends here, returned to her
home in Triton yesterday.
+
Elizabeth, the little daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Mann, is improv-
ing from her recent illness.
r.
Miss Esther Hale. rho is the guest
of Mrs. d.. Gill. leaves next week for
her home in Lake City, Fla.
+
Circle No Q of the First Methodist
will hold a fancy article sale
at Andrews drug store Tuesday, be-
at a. m.
+
Mr.. and Mrs. G. c. Vaughn have
their father and mother, Mr.. and
Mrs. J. S. Vaughn, of st. Louis, with
them for the winter.
i
DR.. and Mrs. r. e. L. Burford will
have as their guests for the winter
Mr.. and Mrs. George Burford and
family of Lawrenceburg, KY.
+
Rev. and Mrs. 10y Warwick VIII
arrive next Thursday and will occupy
The parsonage of the First Methodist
church. They have many friends here
who will extend them a cordial well
come.
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o. GOODNESS ME- |!

o, GOODNESS NE
Dreat GOODNESS me! / dess tan't fine
A stockin' long ernuff
To hoI' de tandy, waisins, nuts
An all de uzzer stuff
Dat Sanity Taus, when he tum woun
Mex Thrismus Eve will bring,
Do Is been huntin' high an low
All day, like eyrysing.
My stockin's amt half long ernuff
To hol' de fings | wrote
An tole Ole Sanity all about,
For course he dot my note;
My Mammals stockin' ] might hang,
'Twould hol what Sanity brings,
But re might Diet mixed up an fill
It up wiz grown folks fings.
o. GOODNESS me, des don't know
What am dom TO do;
is thunk an thunk for mos two
weeks,
Till Trismus mos is due;
But Is des dot to have my share
or what's in Santys pack,
So I'll des do an wash me out
nice new -four sack.
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FIRST METHODIST LADIES
COMPLIMENT MRS. w. n. BUDD

The ladies of the First Methodist
church In very charming manner,
said their au revoirs to Mrs. W. II.
Budd yesterday afternoon, who with
her husband, Rev w. II. Budd leaves
Tuesday for Valdosta, where he has
been called as presiding elder OF that
district. In the first place a compli-
mentary reception was rendered in
honor of Mrs Budd at the home Of
Mrs. L. r. Atkins and the entire list
of ladies' of the congregation assisted
Mrs. Atkins in the role of hostesses. A
delightful series of dainty refresh
ments were served and the afternoon
was very pleasant one for those
participating. A pretty feature OF the
occasion was the presentation to Mrs.
Budd OF very handsome silver serv-
ice by the ladies of the church. Mrs.
s. l.. Hign on behalf OF the ladies OF
the church, MADE the presentation and
she did 1t in very graceful and
charming fashion Quite number OF
ladies presented the honor guest OF
the afternoon with floral remem-
brances. which. of course. added a
charm and warmth to the affair. Mr..
and Mrs, Budd have large circle or
Brunswick friends who will wish them
Godspeed in their new home.
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Miss Julia Gould of ST. Simon, spent
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SODA BETTER DRUGS

THAT is the condition on which
WE WANT YOU TO JUDGE OUR
STORE-"BETTER" SODA-"BET-
TER" DRUGS. We endeavor to have
everything better" AND WE
HAVE, but we can't invite you to try
our drugs unless you have need for
them. so WE SAY, TRY OUR SODA
we CLAIM 1T TO BE BETTER"
and it's matter you can judge.
When WE MAKE GOOD OUR CLAIM
Better" Soda-you willreadily be-
lieve our claim of-"BETTER"
Drugs.
THIS is THE POLICY AL OVER
OUR STORE; judge any department
THE WHOLE STORE-by the way
you are served in any one department
WE SHALL ABIDE BY YOUR DE-
CIsIoN.
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BETTER THAN SPANKING.

Spanking does not cure children of
bedwetting. There is a constitutional
cause for this trouble. Mrs. NJ. Sum-
mers. Box w. Notre Dame, Ind, will
send free to any mother her successful
home treatment. with full instruc-
lions. Send no money, but write her
today If your children trouble you in
this way. Don't blame the child-the
chances are 1t can't help It, This
treatment also cures adults and aged
people troubled with urine difficulties
by day or night.
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MISS MAUD JOHNSON
ENTERTAINED THE PHILATHEAS

Miss Maude Johnson entertained
delightfully."- yesterday at her home
on Lee street in honor OF the Junior
Philatheas OF the First Baptist
church. The lower floor was beau
tifully decorated with cut flowers and
palms. Dainty refreshments were
served: games were played and the
evening was enjoyed by all Miss Ola
Porcher VIII entertain the class the
first Friday after Christmas.
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DR.. and Mrs. r. q. L. Burford will
have as their guests for the winter
Mr. and Mrs. George Burford and
family of Lawrenceburg, KY.
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Ends Winters Trou bles.

To many, winter is a season Of trou-
BILE. The frost bitten toes and fingers.
chapped hands and lips, chilblains,
cold sores, red and rough skins, prove
this. But such troubles fly before
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. A trial con-
vinces. Greatest healer of Burns,
Boils, Piles, Cuts, Sores, Bruises, Ec-
zema and Sprains. Only 25c at Rose
drug store.
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MEMS SUITS and OVERCOATS on
easy payments at SAM HELLER'S,
1925 Newcastle street.
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Your credit is good at SAM HE'LL
ER'S. Fun line of BOYS SUITS on
credit. IA
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SOCIETY NOTES.

Mrs. d. d. Atkinson is spending
some time at Spring Bluff.
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Little Gladys Gowan is Ill to the
regret of her many friends.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
FUNNY PAIR "COME BACK"
Amos and Pete Revisit Boston
journal Readers.

Thousands of readers who used to
turn at once to Amos and Pete in the
columns of The Boston Journal will be
glad to learn that they will again greet
Journal readers, and that their amusing
adventures will be a daily and Sunday
feature of The Journal.
The laughable series proved conclu-
sively that cartoons can be clean and
yet be funny. This characteristic made
them acceptable to every member of
the many families reached by The Bos-
ton Journal. Many thrilling escapades
for this pair of chums are promised by
their creator, c. L. Sherman, and those
who follow their career in the future
may do so with undiminished interest.
The instructive womans page, the
up-to-date financial news, the timely
editorials, and the comprehensive sport
ing chat-all will continue to be daily
features of The Boston Journal These
added to the regular news features of
the day, make The Boston Journal the
paper for every member of the family,
the great home paper of New Eng
land,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
LONG LOST LETTER.
Won to Receive Epistie Penned
on Battlefield In 1854.

A letter which went astray on Vir-
ginian battlefield over forty.six years
ago has Just been sent to the person for
whom 1T was intended. Maj. Seymour
II. Wood of st. Adams, who served in
the First Vermont Cavalry in the Civil
War, has mailed to Mrs. Mildred
Mitchell of Norfolk, Va, letter taken
by Henry G. Pomeroy of st. Adams, a
soldier in the First Vermont, from the
knapsack of Confederate soldier,
apparently dead, when the Vermonters
made charge on the Confederate works
at Fishers Hill, Va, Sept. %, 1854.
The writer was F. w. Harris of Com
pany A, Forty second Tor Twelfth, the
address not being perfectly legiblel, vir-
ginia Volunteer Infantry, Terry's Bri-
gade, Gordon's Division, Breckenridge's
Corps.
AS the letter is dated Sept. 90, 1854, it
is evident that it was written the very
day on which the soldier was killed on
the field of battle. 1t is addressed to
Miss Milie Snead, Lynchburg, Va, now
Mrs. Mitchell; and to it is affixed
Confederate stamp. Mrs. Mitchell, who
is widow, is now in charge of the
linen room of the Norfolk Protestant
hospital.
Pomeroy lost the letter shortly after
the war, but few years ago he found
1t in his fathers old family Bible. Five
years ago he gave 1t to Maj. Wood to be
placed IN a collection of relics of the
Civil War which St. Adams Grand Army
post has in its hail. Recently, how
ever, Major Wood began a correspond.
ence which resulted in the letter being
sent to the woman to whom it was
written.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
poN'TS.

Don't kick. Man is said to descend
from the ape. not the mule; but, If
true, 1t does not pay In this progress
sive day to play the monkey or be
Jack.
Don't forget If you are starting an
egg farm that single comb White Leg
horns Of laying strain are 1t for eggs
from California to Maine.
Don't pass by Light Brahmas If you
are raising capons. They reach the
size that takes the prize.
Don't sneeze at White Wyapdottes
when you have broilers in view. They
quickly plump. are yellow too.
Don't keep a poultry menagerie.
Honks, quacks. buckwheats, gobblers,
coo-coos and cOckadoodledo - such a
eonglomeration! What a huliabaloo!
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17

who will make as economical a yield
Of hundred pounds of butter fat as
the Jersey cow.
"She breeds true to type as no other
breed except the Ayrshire does. She
responds to good care and requires it.
Her globules Of fat being large. the
grain Of her butter cannot be ex-
ceiled. Her butter remains frmer In
heat than that OF any other breed, her
milk creams readily. and there is a
perfect separation between cream and
milk. AS a buttermaker she is pre-
eminent. and in her symmetry of form
and beauty she is the aristocrat of the
dairy world"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
THE WHITE EMBDEN GOOSE.
PERTINENT PARTICULARS.

If Toulouse geese did not beget
white sports we might believe the
German legend that a wild white
swan flew down, mated with a gray
gander. nestled, and hence the White
Embden.
The Dutch are goose epicures, eat
Ing over a million year, but to Eng
fish gander geniuses goes the credit of
improving the Embden, and then
American rooster thinkers put on the
finish when they bred out foreign col
or, the dewlap, the deformed, fatty
abdomen, and gave the fowl more
grace, egg capacity and finer flesh
White is la mode for poultry to-
day. and the White Emblem fits this
fancy.
America is entering the goose era,
and this is only the turning of a page
In goose history.
Classic Homer sucked a goose drum
stick. Caesar carried his goose pot"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
No other Newspaper in the world gives SO
much at so low price.

The great political campaigns are now
at hand, and you want the news accu.
rately and promptly. The World long
since established a record for imparti-
atty, and anybody can afford its Thrice.
a-Week edition, which comes every
other day in the week, except Sunday.
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now. The Thrice-a- Week World also
abounds in other strong features, serial
stories, humor, markets, cartoons; in
fact, everything that is to be found in a
first. class daily.
THE THRICE A WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only $1.OO
per year, and this pays for 1856 papers.
We offer this unequaIled newspaper and
MIDDLEBURY REGISTER together
for one year for $I.65.
The regular subscription price Of the
two papers is $500.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17

along to Gaul, and fashionable France
now revels in fat goose liver and gar
lie. So don't sidestep, for goose is
now the go and White Embden the
whole show.
Wild geese pair, but we nature fax
ers have made poultry polygamous, so
mate up your Embden gander to four
geese. and do this months before
breeding season. Geese sometimes
live 100 years and breed we'll to TWEEN
ty-fve. but after that they get too
heavy and the ganders dangerous.
Males from two to five years and
geese from two to twelve breed best.
Ganders are dog haters. So to tell
sex just put Fido In the coop and
watch them go for him while the
geese look on.
Real Embdens are pure white; eyes
are blue; bills. shanIs. feet deep or
ange.
The gander Is larger than the goose.
but should be about same In shape.
They should be massive, compact,
deep. with broad fiat back. full. wide,
round breast, long massive neck, large
head. strong, round thighs, short, stout
bhanks. straight toes. big flappers.
EMBDEN STANDARD WEIGHTS.
Pounds. Pounds.
Adult gander...... % Adult goose. ....... Is
Young gander..... Is Young goose...... ls
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
TRIBUTE TO THE JERSEY.
Aristocrat of the World, Says an Ar
dent Admirer.

Velancey e. Fuller, editor of the
Practical Dairyman. pays the follow
Ing tribute to the Jersey COW:
The charge has been laid at my
door that because | admire and appre-
ciate dairy COW, no matter of what
breed, that have ceased to love the
Jersey. Nothing could be further from
the truth. | admire and love her.
believe there is no COW so perfect in
type so beautiful in udder, having the
same tenacity in milk, who can aver
age so high a percentage of fat and
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1911-02-17
GIMME THE OLD COOK srovEl

Folks kin brag about their furnace,
With heat shootin' through the wall;
They kin sing about them gas stoves
That don't have no smell at all;
They kin chirp about their steam heat,
With them radiators fine,
But with all their hot air preachin'
It's the ole cook stove fur mine.
Gimme that there ole time cook stovei
Gimme 1t though red with rust,
With its kittle singin' merry,
Boilin'. steamin' most to bust.
Gimme that ole redhot cook stove
With big oven nice an hot.
When my shlns is gittin' chilly
She's the stun to hit the spot.
Gimme that ole roarin' cook stove,
With the turkey roastin' brown
Az the sassage an the ponhoss,
With their bully smells aroundi
Gimme that ole red cracked cook stove!
We shall snooze before its CRATE,
Me an mother in our rockers,
When the years are gittin' late.
c. M. BARNITZ.