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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02
Cities of
Europe
Are Best
Governed

make real sacrifices comfort convenience and OF mind In thus
dharging obligations they have the satisfaction OF
knowing that administrative scandal and corruption practically un
known n their communities
We pride Ourselves national tendency to hustle
and engage life the busiest met not
an American at all Engsmsn who addition to bearing the
responsibilities private business at that time serving both
as lord mayor chairman Of the great local dock and
hsrbo board When showed his list Of official and
social engagements for week. appeared be almost long
as the membership list of the Boston Merchants association
The corresponding type citizen the United States really means
70 do the right thing BY community but he bs when to the
supreme test of his public spthe willingness the burden
himself deegng else for whose election ne Is
mite willing to contribute and influence This together with
the more stringent requirements that prevail In many foreign
communities the whole the of municipal government
abroad and its comparative failure
here Z~-. - sL<Z>~cA-~v~>>>
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HlAppL NfNGS IA
Gifts Is l1s J
Boston Man 'Roasts" Baked Bea,,

worth Of errs win ,,.,s ~
rs cents worth - ,s,s l ~ paFs q
real food valna ~ ~ NV paFz 4
TT takes from * J. ~ s5''>1
beef ;uice 10 eo,a, AZ ~ s'as'ts
the BODY Of one vlsss :, W. ''nes
Meat that e cool.d !, - 800 n''1
ed by the stomach a. 49,, 49, Y o's.s
which "a half roastaS 49,
hours ard that which ! 49,
ed requires four hours - Az.
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disease. Surely 4 q M, A.
fact that we have not voo< ~.
"a rather due to our haS sss,'-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02
MAKES A
SPEECH
~ By GEORGE v. HOBART

mutually agreed upon by both parties
that this was to be q campaign free
from personalities and mud-slinging.
but long before the gong sounded old
Sourfacs Bill Gray lost his temper
and said things about us which burn
ed his throst as they came Quit"
(Cries Of XIII himl kill him!"
which caused Uncle Peter to hastily
move his chair back
I'VE don't believe in personalities
or mud singing, ladies and gentlemen,
but we viii give 5000 to charity II
old Bill Gray's heart hasn't q COM
plexion like a coal-heaverl"
Z cloud applsuse)
IF. after examination, II Is found
that his heart hasn't.a complexion like
coal-heaver. then he loses. Dare he
accept this challenger"
Cloud cries of Ask metz
I'VE have noticed. ladies and gen.
tlemen, that the opposition Is keen to
shower compliments on the women. to
the utter exclusion Of the men, No
man may say with IMMUNITY that Peter
Grant is not chivalry itself in the
presence of the fair sex. but is 1t JUS
tice to the men to lock them up In
the ice-house?"
loud cries Of mol mol" Let us
outi")
'Why does the opposition heap
compliments on Mama to the exclu-
sion of Papa7 Is this true politics? Is
this the vaunted freedom for which
our fathers fought and bled their
country A miscreant. q marauder. Is
now, in the form Of old Bill Gray,
ieering at the ladies and seeking with
sickly smiles to secure their SYM
pathyl"
cloud applause from the children.
who thought was beginning fairy
tale.)
why does the opposition continu-
ally iterate and reiterate the question.
What Is home without Mother7'
They have made this the one great
political issue of the day. Has the
opposition ever stopped to ask, What
Is home without Papar Never. to
the everlasting shame Of the opposi-
ton. never!"
tremendous excitement and loud
cheers.)
I'VE are determined to have justice
in this campaign. and no matter upon
whose shoulders the blow may fall
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

n ETRoIT. MICH-"sparlk~ is his
~ name. He Is only . little yellow
dog. He feels pretty bad. for his mas
ter has left him forever. Spark
has been the sole companion Of James
Pyke, cobbler, since his wife died. four
years ago, but James became so In
firm that be was taken TO the Arnold
home and Spark" left behind.
When Mrs. Pyke was alive the
couple lived In q cottage on Myrtle.
near Twelfth street, and with the
money Pyke earned mending old shoes
and his pension, they had the home
nearly paid for. Then Mrs. Pyke
died.
It was Pyke's love for books that led
to the loss of his home. Agents knew
when his pension came. and would
come up to the little shop In Twelfth
street to display their goods. James
could not resist, and bought-and
bought. Payments lapsed. and at last
the house was lost. For about three
years Pyke lived In the shop and its
one room, four by six feet. crowded
with encyclopedias and Spark" his
only companion. Pyke Is rs and grew
too occupied In reading to do much
work. All his pension money went tc
pay for books--a little literary revel
He ate less and less. A bit Of bread
and little milk sustained him for {
day. Neighbors brought him things
occa ofonollv and tried To convfrc& min
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

before putting his mark on the wrong
side Of the ticket Let's pass the candy
TO Papa and put crimp In the oppo-
sition's plan Of campaign"
But howf" inquired Uncle Peter.
I've cooked up q speech for you"
I answered. land it's the goods.
What's more. I've fixed It 90 that
there1l be an audience here In half
an hour to hear t."
-Great Scott. Johni" exclaimed
Uncle Peter, Il can't make an Inn
portant speech on q half-hour's no
dee"
TO the bench for yours" said.
'T'm going to talk for you."
"You-you are-you," he spiut
tered.
sure am" came back; land
why mott III tell EN- you have a mild
attack Of tonsilitis and that have un-
dertaksn to read your speech"
But perhaps may not approve Of
all the sentiments therein be In
sisted.
Approve nothing l said; I'm
going to make this speech and put
you on Pleasant Avenue with the push.
They'll think you wrote It and you'll
be the hit Of the show. Now be good
and so gargle your sore throat"
Uncle Peter walked on shaking his
head doubtfully. and I prepared for
the audience, which had already BE-
gun TO struggle across the lawn
In hall an hour there was large
gathering Of men, women and children
camped on our premises, and prompt
" 70 the minute mounted the ros-
trum.
Uncle Peter. with bandanna hand
ksrchief around his neck. sat near me
and put his hand on his forehead from
time to time to indicate that he had
throat trouble.
Ladies and gentlemen began.
I thank you for this goodly attend
ance, and beg to inform you. with sim
cere regret, that our Candidate has q
severe attack OF tonsilitis and cannot
talki"
Cheers and cries Of "Goodl
Good.")
with your kind Indulgence shall
therefore read his speech. which, be-
lieve me- Is an oratorical effort such
as Demosthenss might be proud Of
and which Socrates would gladly call
bis own"
loud cheers, during which Uncle
Peter smiled and took bowl
Ladies' and gentlsmens-It was
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

we ask What the matter with
Dadr"
loud cries OF He's all right You
beti'D
The opposition Is pleased to pre-
face all its literature in this campaign
with these words, God bless Home
and Motheri' Now, in simple justice
to the founders of this great cradle OF
freedom. we say to the opposition,
how dare you kick Father on the
front stepsf Why isn't Dads name
mentioned on the bill Of fare?"
(Cries Of Lynch himl Lynch him!"
whereupon Uncle Peter turned pale
and pointed at his sore throat)
Who IL II. I ask you, ladies' and
gentlemen. who is II that rises at early
dawn. lights the IRE. cooks hard
boiled egg and IL out kicking the dew
on the grass while Mother IL stiu
chasing q new dress through the val
ley Of Dreamlandf Dad!
Who is II that has to buy q six
dollar overcoat and then has to chase
out to the barn in the storm and let
the rain melt the overcoatf Dadl
Who Ia It that gathers in SIS Of q
pay day and has to hand out s22 Of It
before sunset! Dadi
who Is II that has to meet the
grocer and the butcher and the baker
and the rent collector and wear out
his voice trying to stand them ONT
Dad!
Who buys the chicken for the Sun
day dinner. carves II himself and then
draws the neck from the discard after
every one else is served? Dadl
who meets an old friend he hasn't
seen for years. hoists In few clippers
Of suds, moseys home with good-na-
tured souse only to End that Ma
makes him sleep on the ironing board
In the dining-roomf Dadl
ladies and gentlemen, we believe
What Is home without a Mother as
campaign issue is untenable, and we
insist that What Is home without a
Fatherr IL the one burning question
Of the hour-a question which has re-
manned unanswered. unhonored and
unsung too long In this campaigni"
loud and continued cheering. many
Of the ladies' being In tears.)
so. ladies and gentlemen, here's to
Dadi-the silent hero Of the house
hold To Dad. the willing workerl
To Dad, the humblest bit of bric-a.
brac In the parlori To Dad. who goes
J through life with the soft pedal ON the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

If one were to descend in an aeroplans
from height Of 10000 feet on the same
spiral on which he went up he would land
where he started.
1t is impossible to tell how high the at
mosphere reaches.
Its height has been calculated to Be
from 40 to 100 miles above the earth's
crust and every particle Of it is attracted BY
gravitation downward toward the center Of
the earth.
In other words, the atmosphere travels
with the earth at the same rate that ths
earth's surface travels
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

river. leaving as an audience for the
startled Uncle Peter one woman and
three babies.
Mr.. Gray sent word that he has
tapped eight kegs Of beer in the ball
grounds" the woman informed me,
but my children amt got no thirst
for 1t yet They'd rather watch the
old gent make funny faeesI"
Uncle Peter collapsed and Aunt
Martha famed him vigorously. while
Cara ]. exclaimed spitefully, THAT
nch Jefferson is q perfect fiend."
How did you guess it?" l said, try.
ing hard not to smile
Copyright by @. w. Dillingham; Cob
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

can complain if you have done your work we'll No
one can nag you if your tasks are done on time No
one can browbeat you if you look your work squarey
in the face and do it honestly.
Above ell, watch for chance to become your own
boss Taste the sweets of fitting your own latch key
into the front door Of your place Of business every
morning. You shop all your own if you
work out your salvation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02
ISL. NO ONE

The cities of Europe are better gov
erned than ours, for the very good reason
that their representative citizens in all
walks of merchants, bankers, ship
owners, fnanciers and educators--have q
keener sense of their civic duties than the
so-called better classes in American conn
munities usually betray.
In other words, the influential and sub
stantial citizens Of European cities are
more willing to give their time, thought
and in many instances their money, to the
public service, than are ours; and the re-
suit is chat while they ofttimes have to
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

Poetic Lady-Ah. Sir Charles, when
you see your wife looking 80 beauti-
ful in her exquisite furs. don't you
repeat to yourself those charming
lines"
Crusty Fcxhunter (cutting in)-
What repeat to myself Is "A hundred
and tfty-seven pound ten and no sec
ond horsel"-Punch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

post. @. A. R.. and the post de-'oN
place him In the Arnold no'at
later to send him TO the
home.
James said he wanted %
where he was. i carr
Sparks and my books be go
ting the dog. his eyes rowing o's
cherished volumes; but the ~.
ficers persuaded aud at lasI
consented. ~
After he had been taken a..
little dog sat mournfuliy oo 2.
step. refusing to be coazec AF
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

did that explorer suffer any phys
ical ailment as q result Of his trip to
the arctic regions?"
Yes"
"What was 1T"
writers cramp.- ~
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

The days rolled by and Ruraldene
watched with increasing interest the
struggle for supremacy between Mr..
Peter Grant and Mr.. William Gray.
From the moment the glad tidinss
spread around that they were out to
make monkeys Of each other II seem
ed that every voter In the community
quit work and gum-shoed after the
two Candidates.
Everybody knew that money would
now Ike water. and everybody was for
putting buikhead compartments in the
clothes.
As for mel Well, Uncle Peter
handed me fat slob OF q checkbook
and told me to cut loose. and be-
came 90 popular in all the booze ba-
zaars that I had to wear Ice In the
derby to keep the noodle from spread
ing. was his campaign manager,
and Bunch Jefferson held the same
post for Bill Gray.
worked eighteen hours day every
day and / slept with one lamp it,
began TO notice that the Gray fac
tion was making q big play for the
women They seemed to think that
II they got the wives and mothers on
their side It would be all on with the
Grant prospects.
Bunch Jefferson had handbills and
threesheets all over town with cracks
like these In big black type:
GOD BLESS OUR HOME
WHICH KNOWS NO PETER
GRANT,
WHAT Is HOME WITHOUT A
MoTHERf
ASK PETER GRANT, THE
POLITICAL PIRATE.
WHEN WAS PETER GRANT
BoRN7
AND WHYf
The opposition is out to Jolly the
women along" explained to Uncle
Peter. because they think Mama
win influence Papa's political opinions.
They are throwing the taffy at Mother
and getting her woozy with the happy
conversation In the hope that she'll
crowd Papa up In the corner and take
HIS vote away from him It's up to US
to say q few pleasant words about
Father. for. after all. It's Dad that
does the heavy thinking on election
day and bites deep into the lead-pencil
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02
Curfew
Law
Brings
Many
Benefits
By JUDGE r. D. RICHARDS
0sdes. Utah

untold misery disgrace Statistics
and started criminal through
having the hours when they
should have been at home.
Primarily course the the ndugnt indifferent
father and mother who allow their offspring such injurious liberty If the
parents neg and incapable then it the business OF
the city clothe the police with the authority
the Juveniles IN their nightly wanderingA
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

There is no question but that curfew
law, sensibly administered, is good thing.
l have made it my business to inquire
in number of western cities where the
law is in force and have had practically
unanimous testimony as to the good eff
fects Of this mode of regulating the con-
duct of young boys and girls. The curfew
law is in accord with the wise old saw that
an ounce of prevention is worth a pound
of remedy The keeping Of youngsters of
the streets after nightfall, unless accom-
panied by some older member Of their fam
lily, beyond all doubt tends to prevent many
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02
lie Man
We're to
Drop From
Great
Height
BY NJ. T. IRONS

If that were not the rotation Of the earth would afford
splendid transportation could travel around the
globe by going straight up remaining there for that length
of time.
This would all transportation records.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02

be content be bo about and out? There must be some
thing learn do well eonugh be master IT she is now
working dresang shop there is in the world why she
should up little shop Of her she sure she knows
the thoroughly The other had pluck enough to DO tina
Why shouldn't she1
Fear of failure the bane of the She has ab
i faithful and energetic But she is fearful And fear spells long
hours of toll build anoh reputation instead of her own Cast
fear to the winds and start out for yourself
though for herself the who ia
working for living has in her to become law unto herself She
this by making herself competent for the position she filing She
authority living encyclopedias, of the sub
ect matter before her. doesn't trouble himself
MEANS results all right There questions asked ii the
returns foot up all right at night
Oveconfdence line Of work Incompetent people often
get things badly tangled up go ahead when they should fol-
implicitly But would have woman taste the joys
competency competency from knowledge and practice
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-02
Success
Secret
Every Woman
Should Be Her
Own Boss
BY MOLLY MATTHEWS

HAT isn't tired of being bossed around by some one
over her in business affairs?
am not talking about in general but the women
who are bread winners To boss be bossd in private life
something be settled in friendly compact by the divorce
courts But there increasing army Of women toilers who
must either up into position of independence or settle
down 10 be dumb driven cattle, and then some.
What the business needs today is firm determ-
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FELT BAD
ALL The time
SheIIhOrn Lady Suffered a Great
Deal, But Is All Right Now.

Shellhorn, Ala.-In letter from this
place, Mrs. Carrie May says: "A short
time ago, I commenced to have weak
spells and headaches. l felt bad all
the time, and soon grew so bad I
couldn't stay up thought would die.
At last my husband got me bottle
Of Cardui, and it helped me; so he got
some more. After had taken the
second bottle, I was entirely well.
wish every lady, suffering from
womanly trouble, would try Cardui.
It is the best medicine 1 know Of. It
did me more good than anything I ever
used"
Cardui is womans tonic-a
Strengthening medicine for women,
made from ingredients that act spe-
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thus help to build up the womanly con-
Btitution to glowing good health.
AS remedy for woman's ills, It has
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Your druggist sells it. Please try It
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%
BE sure and attend Sig Levison'
fire sale.
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Monday afternoon and q full attend
ance is requested.
Social Items.
A pleasant party which will take
sea trip 70 Charleston, leaving here
Tuesday on the clyde steamer, will
be composed Of the following Mr.
and Mrs. p NJ Nightingale and lit
tie daughters; Mrs. Jennings Butts,
Misses Madeleine Downing and Ara
bella Wright
Miss Ella Smith has returned to
her home in Jacksonville. after
visit to friends in the city.
= =
The excursion given by the ladies
Of the Catholic church Thursday
night was a great success and was a
very enjoyable event Probably the
largest crowd Of the season went
over While many danced at the
Bellevue, the trolley cars we're kept
busy carrying others to the New Ho-
tel St Simon
MI anu NrS' ,. ?. iaicKest ana Mt
.le son ieaNe snorlly Tor 81 simon
= si'''aa S''''e tihie.
~ :. - 2 MaAey anu uaashleIS
are Spehuihs we summer az theH
cp'tase On me lslahu'
~ "lu ~ p =. - aIAel ied4e
i,eA' "eeN i"i " ii'oli'' stay on D.
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NOTICE or IocEL LEGISLATION.
There will he introduced at the ap-
preaching session Of the Georgia leg
islature a bin to be entitled, An Act
to Amend the Charter Of the City
Of Brunswick, so as to authorize the
mayor and aldermen OF said city to
dispose Of the interest. right. title,
estate. equity and reyersion of the
MAYOR and council Of said city in the
Town Commons Of said city, and for
other purposes. This June 9th.
1911. TWw
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A Dreadful Wound

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fireworks or of any other nature. de
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surest healer for all such wounds as
also for Burns, Boils. Sores. Skin
eruptions, Eczema, Chapped Hands
Corns or Piles, 25c at Roses Drug
Store.
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$3.50 to SASS is the price of our
Brush cars; if you are from Missouri.
let us show YOU we have car. Geo.
W. Harper, sales agent
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NOTICE.

My office and courts will Re held
at 3OS Monk street, corner of Grant.
Office hours to noon, ? - 5 o'clock
p. m. J. R. ROBERTSON.
ES-offcio ]. P.
Brunswick, Ga. April q, 1911
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Special rates and excellent service
for club suppers and dinner parties
at Glynn Cala.
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We win lend you the money to
build home on one Of those pretty
lots in Sonth-end. Albert Fendig 6
Go.
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Wanted, regular table boarders at
Glynn Cafe.
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Society
JUNE.

Methought that winter. love, would
never end.
That the dark year had slain the
innocent May
Nor hoped that your soft hand, 'nis
summer day
Would lie, as now, IN mine, beloved
friend
and like some magic spring, your
dream.deep eyes
Hold all the summer skies
pE,slt
But 10 the world again IS mad with
flowers,
The long white silence spoke, small
bird fy bird
Blade after blade amid the song Of
showers.
The grass stole back once more,
and there was heard
The ancient music Of the yernal
spheres.
HALF laughter and half tears
Ah, love, and now too swiftly, like
hpiit SlbNHif
Raining hot kisses on his BRIDES
young mouth,
The mad young year, delirious with
the south
Equanders his fairy treasures, bloom
on bloom;
Too soon the wild rose hastens to
be sweet,
TOO swift, o June thy feet
EBRsSf ea'e7asEsis as'a~t5f' fsss'ssS s''a''fs'~'
Tarry little, summer crowd not so
An glory and gladness in so brief
a day.
Teach all thy dancing flowers a step
more slow,
And bid thy wild musicians softlier
play
o hast thou thought. that like a mad
man spends,
The longest summer ends.
Columbia Magazine.
y 4
Flower Mission.
The local chapter Of the w C. r. U.
will observe Flower day today at
4 80 p. M at the Baptist church, Mrs.
J. .. TAFT has arranged an attractive
program for the occasion, and a cor
dial invitation is extended to the chill
dren Of the city to attend and to car
ny flowers. a ride around the city
HlI be given the children attending
later in the afternoon
y y
Mrs. Isaac Entertains.
The affair given by Mrs. Max Isaac
yesterday in honor of Mrs. Reiman,
of Mississippi: Mrs. Ed Gershon, OF
Atlanta; Mra J. Welnstein, of Louis
lana, and Mss Sadye Isaac, of Jack
sonville. was one of the most delight
ful of the social season.
Decorations were pink and white
with carnations and ferns The en-
tire lower floor of the commodious
residence was Hastily decorated for
the occasion A delicious sweet and
salad course was served after the
games Whist was played four ta-
hies being used. The prizes We're
won by Mrs Weiss, a handsome cut
glass dish, and Mrs Rothscbnds, a
box Of stationary, and Mrs Nathan a
pair Of silk hose.
Loyal Temperance Legion.
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Loyal Temperance Legion.
The Loyal Temperance Lesion viii
hold an interesting meeting at the
First Baptist church at o'clock