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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
INNS VI CHINA.
A Knock That Wrecked q Door and
Raised Rum pus.

A Knock That Wrecked Door and
Raised Rumpus.
Some OF the inns OF modern China
are badly built. The correspondent of
the London Times in travelling across
the country recently had this expert
ence: ''At only one village had l any
difficulty. We were marching late in
the dark. and l had sent my groom
on ahead to find me an inn. as he had
often done before. He entered the
village. and. finding the large inn door
closed. he called out to the people to
open it. But his Picking speech is not
easily understood in Kansu, and no one
answered him. Then he knocked. and
to his dismay the crazy door fell down
Immediately there was row. The
innkeeper and his vociferous spouse
shouted out their wrongs.
Every one came into the street to
hear: the whole village was reused
When l arrived 1t seemed like dem
onstration IL my honor. As is the
custom. dozen people together told
me what had happened. l soon salts
fed every one by first examining the
damage and then paying compensa-
ton in full. 1 paid 100 cash rather
more than twopence). and my gener-
osity was approved.
1.-The structure thus damaged re-
minded one of the jerry built houses
familiar to students in Edinburgh
where 1t is on record that a lodger
once complained to his landlord that
the ceiling in his room had fallen
down. But how do you account for
that- asked the landlord. Somebody
In the next fat sneezed,' replied the
lodger."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
WILL INVESTIGATE
Big Enumeration Gains in
Cities Are Surprise.

Indianapolis. May 13-Comparisons
between the census returns and the re-
ports of school enumeration received
at the office of Charles A. Greathouse.
state superintendent of public instruc-
ton, show some unexpected gains in
the latter figures for several cities.
The reports are being compiled by
John l. Hoffman, deputy state super
in.endent. Some of the enumeration
gains reported are so large as to ex-
coed the comparative gain in popula-
ton shown by the census report.
Mr.. Greenhouse will make a thor
ough investigation of reports of school
enumeration suspiciously at variance
with the census returns. The distribu-
ton of school revenue is based on the
enumeration.
Fort Wayne, which reported 17.lS7
children of school age, made gain of
535 over the previous year. The Fort
Wayne enumeration shows SAT- males
and s.710 females.
Reports by Cities.
Other cities which have reported
their 1911 enumerations to the state
superintendent with gain and losses
are:
Columbus 2,142, loss ~: Hartforu
City 1876, gain &c. Lebanon 1,415. loss
-; Logansport 1881, gain Is; Brazil
2.902. loss 70; Frankfort 2.341. gain
9s; Greensburg 1,542, gain 8; New Al
bany 6,60s, gain 244; Princeton 1,917,
gain 3: Marion 6,173, gain 149; Linton
1858. gain 10; Greenfield 1,0O6, loss
"A; New Castle 1885. gain 1858; Hunt
ington 2,716, loss 121: Seymour 1850
loss 80; Portland 1,349, loss Is; Madi-
son 1,947. loss 144; Charlottesville
2,204. gain 149; Martinsville 1876, gain
l: Kendallville 1,132, loss g. Tell City
1,132, gain s; Valparaiso 1913, loss II;
Nashville 1877; gain 81; Shelbyville
2.4fS, gain 1O1: Bluffton 1,241, loss so
and Upton 1927, gain us; Richmond
5,277, gain 1876.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
This Is My SSH Birthday
DlsHop BERRY.

Bishop Joseph F. Berry. of the Meth.
odist Episcopal church. was born in
Aylmen. Ont, May Is, 1856. and re.
ceived his education at Lawrence uni
versity and Upper Iowa university. He
entered the Methodist ministry in
1874 and for the ensuing six years he
occupied various pulpits In the middle
west. In 1884 he became engaged In
the work OF editing the church publ.
cations. He continued In this work
for twenty years and became well
known to members of the denomina.
tion throughout America. For six
years he edited the Michigan Chris.
tian Advocate. which he gave up In
1890 to become editor OF the Epworth
Herald. He, was elected bishop OF
the church In 1904.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
Heart to Heart
Talks.
Copyright. 1908, by Edwin A. Nye
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.
By EDWIN A. NYE.

OVVN1 1OUA BLESSINGS.
Said woman OF my acquaintance:
Last year my husband was i'll, and
now my daughter is threatened with
tuberculosis. The cost OF living is
high, and my husbands salary is only
$1,000. Why are We put Into this
world to suffer so? Sometimes 1 fee
that life is not worth the living"
was sorry for the woman, and as
had known her a long time took the
liberty to say:
But you own your own home and
you have never lacked for necessary
things.
Moreover" l said
1.-The problem Of suffering, like thai
mistake to fall into the habit of think
ing that one is luckless beyond others
There are lot OF people all about you
worse off than you"
Doubtless my suggestions went in al
one ear and OUT at the other.
Privation: Suffering?
Why, this woman did not live in q
ramshackle tenement up a rickety
stair. Her husband did not come home
from the corner saloon with empty
pocketbook and heavy handed witt
liquor.
Hardship?
She did not live in a two room an6
closet apartment where you buy Goa
by the scuttleful. bread by the hall
loaf and ice by the penny's worth.
Destitution?
She had never haunted the butcher
shops late Of Saturday night wher
the very poor do their pitiful market
Ing to buy for almost nothing rem
nants the butcher will sell-a cheal
soup bone or neck Of mutton.
No: this woman did not know.
She did not know that to find a quar-
ter Of dollar for the slot OF the pay
gas meter may be a financial problem
and rent day a real tragedy.
She had never heard her children CT,
Of cold in winter. She never knew
what it was to partly starve living
child to pay the funeral expenses of ,
dead child.
Perhaps she doubted II any lived IL
this way because lone half the worl.
does not know how the other hal
lives"
That's tout Of our ignorance o
conditions we complain.
We are as illogical as the querulou
woman-comparing our lots in life witt
those Of the more fortunate.
That is error.
Go along the streets with open eyes
For one person who Is better of thai
| you there are q dozen who are not.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
RICHMOND, INDIANA
"PANIC PROOF CITY"

Has a population of 2a.s:4 and
sea- !: sr Of W:yna couasssss as sau1 ehs
trading center OF a rich agri-
cultural community. II IL To-
Gated due east from Indianapolis
% miles and miles from tho
Richmond Is a city OF homes
and OF industry. Primarily a
manufacturing city. Il 10 also the
jobbing center Of Eastern In
diana and enjoys the retail trade
Richmond IL proud of It's SPLEEN
did streets, well kept yards. It's
cement sidewalks and beautiful
shade trees. II has three nation.
four nuiidins sssocistions With a
combined resource Of over S.
i96; capital invested $4,000 900.
with an annual output OF 325,-
sSsSS .f r.. total e.y p sS' roll 81 for
ths city amounts 70 approx
matcdiy $500, 900 annual.
There are five railroad COM
panies radiating In eight differ
emit directions from the city. In
nsn1isd daily. 10000 lbs. Yard
facilities. per day 100 cars.
Number OF passenger trains daily
81. Number OF freight trains
a a..:p;. amount ss sp tn ess. 9 Tess
asseoaed valuation OF tho city,
oi6.OOO.O00.
Richmond has two interurban
railways. Three newspapers with
. combined circulation of 10000.
ware joSblnx center in the state
and only second In general job
bling interests. II has a piano
factory producing q high grade
plano every Is minutes. 1t IL the
loader In the manufacture OF
Traction engines. and produces
mowers. roller skates. grain
drills and burial caskets than
any other city In the world.
The city'a area In 2,640 acres:
has 4 court house costing $780,
900: 10 public schools and has the
finest and most e, complies , hiEn
parochial schools: Earlham coll
fege and the Indiana Business
COLLEGE: five splendid fire COM
miller park. the largest and
most beautiful park In Indiana.
the home Of Richmond's annual
chautauQua: seven hotels: NUM-
clpal electric light plant, under
successful operation and pri-
vate electric light plant. insur-
Ing competition: the oldest pub.
lie library In the state. except
one and the second largest, 10000
volumes: pure refreshing water,
unsurpassed; IS miles OF improv-
ed streets: 40 miles OF sewers: IS
miles Of cement curb and gutter
combincd: 40 miles of cement
walks, and many miles OF Brick
walks. Thirty churches, includ-
ing tho Reid Memorial. built at a
cost OF $4,000: Reid Memorial
Hospital, one OF the most modern
In the state; Y. M. G. A. building,
erected At q cost of 100000, one
Of the finest In the state. Tho
amusement center OF Eastern In.
diana and Western Ohio.
No city OF the Size Of Richmond
holds m finc an annual art ex-
hibit. The Richmond Fall Fes-
tival held each October Is unique.
no other city holds q similar at
fair II is given In the interest
Of the city and financed by the
business mon.
Success awaiting anyone with
enterprise In the Panic Proof
City.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
SOAP FOR SUPPER.

DO you ever notice that sometimes
the vegetables taste little strong,
and that the meat has a peculiar flaw
or? That's soap. In washing the pots
and pans and dishes, strong. yellow
soap is used, and instead of cleaning,
the minute crevices are filled with dir
ty grease and rosin which later get
into the victuals. Try Hewitt's Easy
Task Soap-it's white, antiseptic
combination of cleansing agents and
absolutely cleans without leaving any
deposit.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
This DATE IN HISTORY"

167O-The Hudson chartered
1s57The Agricultural college Michigan
the American Civil
n by
Y,age
1s1o-The expulsion Of Jew resumed at
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
ROMAN CATHOLIC
ANNUAL PILGRIMAGE
(American News Service)

Carey, O., May 13-The annual Ro-
man Catholic pilgrimage to the shrine
of Our Lady Consolation church here
began today. The shrine is one of
the most famous in the country. Hun
dreds of pilgrims are expected during
the ensuing week from Cleveland, To-
ledo. Columbus and other cities and
towns throughout Ohio.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
Attend the dance at COlise-
UNI, Saturday evening. Pro-
grams, 9 o'clock. Music by
Prof. Hicks full orchestra.
OLD FAMILIES,

some In Europe and In the Orient That
Are Really Ancient.
In Great Britain and on the cont
nent those families pride themselves
that count their ancestry through ten
generations, but their claims to really
ancient lineage seem Insignificant
when compared with those Of certain
houses in the orient.
We read that the oldest family In
Great Britain, the Mar family in Scot
land. may trace its pedigree to 1903.
Then. too. we have the Campbells of
Argyll, whose date is put down at 1890.
The Grosvenor family, that Of the
Duke of Westminster. refers its origin
to the same year that the Conqueror
''came overt. e.. 1866 The Austrian
house OF Hapsburg goes back farther
than that. its date being 952. while
the Bourbons proudly mention 1854 as
the date Of their origin.
But none of them Is to be mentioned
in the same breath with the emperor
Of Japan, whose Office has been filled
by members of his family for period
Of over $500 years. the present ruler
being the one hundred and twenty Sec
ond in the line. The first emperor OF
Japan sat on the throne about the time
when Nebuchadnezzar was flourishing
that Is. in $50 3. c.
Another oriental branch. the descend
ants of Mohammed. presents claims not
to be dismissed. The prophet was born
in $40, and list Of his descendants
has been carefully retained. being duly
set forth in a volume kept in Mecca.
Little or no doubt exists of the anthem
ITCHY Of the long list OF names Of Mo.
hammed's descendants as registered in
this sacred book.-Harper's Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13

Borden, Hon. l.. p. Brodeur and sew
eral members of the parliamentary del
egation, sailed on the virginian today
for England to attend the Imperial
Conference. which is to open May %,
and the coronation in June,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
WARNING

Beware Of opiates In Quick Consump-
ton; they may mean death in q hur-
ry BRAZILIAN BALM contains no
narcotics. minerals poison. 1t kills
the germs instantly. and never failed
or lost a case in 33 years. Improve
ment from 1st day. Has cured thou
sands. Also Typhoid. Pneumonia. and
all contagious diseases Druggists. or
write DIR. b. r. Jackson. Arcade. y. 4
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
And Such 10 Fame.

Ano 8U00 % p3ts0s
Mrs. Bluehose-Your new boarder -
literary. / am told. Mrs. Malaprop-
Yes, indeed. Why. with his books ana
papers be litters his room worse than
any boarder ever had.-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13

The fastest and longest nonstop
railroad run in England 10 225A miles
from Paddington to Plymouth. made at
6A.S miles an hour.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-05-13
FAMED CANADIANS
OFF FOR ENGLAND

Quebec. May 13.-Sir Wilfred Laur-
Ter, accompanied by Sir Frederick
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1911-05-03

WOOLEN GOODS
All Colorod Woolen Goods to At the following re-
ductions:
rs Goods cut to ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. oo cents
.5O GOODS cut TO 10 Genus
piece good 80. inch black Tatfeta only SO cts.
pieces s6inch Taffeta In solid and fancy 100 quality
but cut to only ............. So cents yard
One Oyams the leading shades at only 25c.
choice OF piece Of silk stock for the next
ten q 10 OFF the regular price.
LACE.-LINEN LACE.
"a pieces all Linen Lace edge and insertion to
match go Q only ............... cents yard.
VAL LACE
Just received and pretty lot val. and round
thread aces with insertions to match to go at cts
ALLOVER LACES
25c soc and up to ........... $l15 yard.
Lace Bands SC, lOc, l5c, and rs cents
DRESSES
One lot children IS dresses priced for quick selling:
81 dresses cut to w cents
LOO dresses cut to 80 Genus
SKIRTS
lot White Wash skirts. somewhat soiled. regular
81 at only ................... 90 cents
new lot White Wash skirts go 81 90 and l.39
WOLFE and PANAMA SKIRTS
New skirts in Wolfe and Panama at $49S
7.5O, 1000 and $500.
lot Cream Mohair skirts, $500, to this sale
COAT SUITS
White ash suits, $3.50. now only s2.S.
PETTICOATS
One lot silk petcoats priced for quick selling at $3.50.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1911-05-03

Huck Tow els good values Is cents, 20 cents and
Is cents pair
Turkish Towels, splendid values 25 s5
and 50 cents pair.
pieces heavy Denim for uphosternR. ETC.. in DELPHI
SHEETS
Big values in Sheets SOC, S5c and ........ 81 90
PILLOW CASES
Pillow Cases, full size 25c pair
Pillow Cases, Hemstitched and of good material
LACE CURTAINS
Lace curtains TO go at 4Sc pr and
BED SPREADS
To go At 9Sc, l.4s and up.
TABLE LINEN
splendid values in Damask Csc 39c, SOC, rs cents
$lOO and l.50 Napkins to match the better pieces.
NAPKINS
! lot ready hemmed Napkins . splendid value, the
dozen only Observation-Disclosures. 81 90.
Better Napkins At. 3l.5O, 400, 500 and up.
ONFORDS.
Oxords for Men. Women and Children. in the leading
styles and at popular prices.
KNIT GOODS
Ladies' Gauze Pants and Union suits 26c and
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1911-05-03

CORSErS
dozen American Beauty Corsets regular price sloo
but only ............ 80
WAISTS.-Back Waists
Ladies' Black Embroidery Batists Waists, good
1t %
plain. tucked and fancy Black lawn Waists to
go at the following reductions:
81. so Waists cut to W. cents.
LOO Waists cut to 10 cents
WHITE WAISTS
pretty hite w aists only AZ cents.
big assortment low and high neck lawn and nene
Waists To go At only 90 cents.
prettily trimmed Bstste Waists TO at sl5O.
200, 80 and $500
SILK WAISTS
| lot White China silk Waists slightly soed. Regu
lar prices 800 and $50. Your choice now while
they last only ...-........... Sl.9S.
NET WAISTS
lot White and Ecru Net Waists to at the follow
reductions:
$500 Waists cut to only S215
$50 Waists cut to only .......... go
800 Waists cut to only OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. l9S
NAZARETH WAIST UNION SUITS
knit for Boys and Girls in 4, q, s. TO- each
80 cents.
NECK BANDS
Neck Bands in sizes "A l2 to l6 l2 at each &C.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1911-05-03

EMBROIDERIES
27 Inch Swiss ouncng elaborately worked ut SOC yd
Bands to match at only zoe yard.
4binch Flouncing beautifully worked only csc I'd
Bands to match ut onlv. ............. zoe yard.
Embroidery for 20c 25c, 400 and SOC.
PARASOI4S
Childrens Parasols At l5c Csc, SOC, 75c 81 90.
Ladies' Parasols At slO0, l.5O, zoo. 800 $5O
BAREFOOT SANDALS
For the children in tan real good quality.
Sizes S to 8 ....... ..... .........slOo 81 90
Sizes l-2 to IL at .................... LBS
Sizes IL l TO At Observation-Disclosures. l6O
FOR BOYS. ala to 1T Observation-Disclosures. LIS
GENTS FURNISHING DEPARTMENT.-TIES
l2 gross pretty white and in hand wash
ties, l5c value but priced for this sale only Oc
each.
BELTS. Gents Belts at .............. 25c and Soc
SHIRTS. 10 dozen Mems Work Shirts (all colony
specially priced for this sale only As cents.
NEGLIGEE SHIRTS. dozen Mems 81. 90 Negligee
PANTS. One lot Mems heavy cottonade Work pants.
lot Mems Peg top IA Khai Pants with Belt straps
side buckles and cnffs. the pair only $50
MEMS SUITS
We showing Q full Spring line the noted Schloss
Bros. and Goldman Beckman suits. These at and
wear and Arc stylisbiy cut, at popular prices.
HATS
New Spring hats in fslts and strAw-a nobby up.to-
date line at ei0O, l.60, 400 and $500
UNDERWEAR
Gauze Pants and Shirts only .......... Is cents
Porosknt Shirts and Drawers at so cents esch
shirts At ................ SO cents each
Caps for boys in the best styles at only 49,. Is cts
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-05-17
Proper Care For Brooms.

Brooms are now among the luxur.
les, and the thrifty housewife will wish
to preserve their usefulness as long al
possible. Soak q new broom for sew
eral minutes in hot suds. This tough
ems and tightens the broom whisps.
Then hang it up to dry. A broom,
when not in use, should always BE-
hung up.
Cut q broom around the handle and
tie q cord around it, leaving q lool
for hanging, or use one of the patent
fasteners that screw to the door. The
soaking process should be repeated
about every two weeks. Another way
to wash brooms is in cold soap water,
They r then rinsed thoroughly IL
cold water. Snap off as much of the
moisture 10 possible and allow them
to dry slowly.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-05-17

and laughter on the republican side.) And, after
oil, their information would not guide the court,
probably because while they often qualify them
selves in this house Is experts in reference to
agriculture, I reckon usually it does not 60 any
further than the floor of the house. Now l am
an agriculturist myself. (Lsuehter.) To me
axes are agricultural Implements. l cannot run
my farm without an axe. Can you? Are axes
Agricultural implements? Are they to come in
free?
Mr.. Stsnley-Can the gentleman run his farm
without q hat?
Mr.. Mann 60 bareheaded-not quite 60
much bareheaded a. the gentleman from Ken
lucky, however. (Lsughter.)
Mr.. L.ongworth-Would the gentleman con-
strue an automobile as an agricultural imple-
menta Farmers use them during republican
administrations
Mr.. M~ann-There is another discrimination in
this bill which l ought not to refer to, perhaps,
but I am going to In . moment. This bill I'd.
mits sausage and sausage meat free Of duty, but
II keeps the duty on dogs. (Lsughter.)
Mr.. James-We have not enough of them in
this country now. (Lsughtsr.)
Nj. Nsnn-It admits sausage and sausage
meat free Of duty, but It keeps the duty on dogs.
(Laughter.)
Nj. Cox Of Indiana-That 10 . good thing.
That IL good sausage. (Laughter.)
Mr.. MAXWELL, I do not know whether It 10
included in the sausage meat or not.
Mr.. Aadison-Nobody elee does. daughter }
Mr.. Msnn-But 1t eeems to me that is putting
. tax on raw material and admitting the finished
product free Of duty.
The authors of the so.called far.
mers' free.list cannot enumerate all
the articles to which it's provisions
may be made to apply, and conse.
quently have not any definite idea as
to its effect upon government revenues.
Their main purpose in framing the
measure and securing its passage in
the house, appears to be part OF the
political play by which it is hoped to
fool the voters at the next presidential
election.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-05-17
Wool Market Gossip.

In its review OF wool market condi.
tions the past week, the Boston Com
mercial Bulletin reports q few trans.
actions in territory grades at the pre-
vailing low prices. A small amount
of fine staple is reported, about
%, 1000 pounds changing hands at 20
cents, or about 81 cents clean. A lot
of some $4,000 Soda Springs half
blood is reported At 20 cents also.
Half blood Wyoming to the extent of
40, 600 pounds is reported at 10 cents,
and q small lot Of s blood at 81 cents.
Advices received by the Bulletin
from Idaho and other western states
show that interest in the new clip has
conferred largely in the Triangle e c
ton, where contracting has become
quite active and where prices have
advanced, II cents having been slight
ly bettered In the case of one clip at
least. It Is estimated that the clip Of
the Soda Springs section has been
contracted to the extent of At least so
per cent, Boston dealers now assum.
ing the aggressive. The Mountain
home clip of western Idaho has, &C.
cording to reports also been contra act.
ed by q Boston firm at Is cents. These
prices In the Triangle section are close
up to the prices paid last year after
clipping, although the contrac prices
are of course much lower, the clip last
year having been taken care of much
earlier.
1t IL estimated that about ten per
cent OF the entire clip of the country
has nov been purchased, of which
Utah has contributed about 10, 900. 600,
Nevada about 5000, 900, Soda Springs
district about 10, 600, 600, and several
states perhaps 5000, 600 pounds more.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-05-17
WHAT ARE AGRICULTURAL
IMPLEMENTS?

The debate in the house of represen.
tatives over the ~so-called FARMERS
free list" had some amusing features.
The speeches of the advocates and
opponents of the measure we're intend.
ed, of course, for campaign material
they were not expected to influence
q vote in congress-but some of them
certainly afforded entertainment to
those who heard or read them.
here, for instance, are some excerpts
from the remarks of James r. Mann,
minority floor leader, who failed to
elicit any answer to the questions fred
at the political opposition:
What are agricultural implements? Do they
include horticultural implements? Do they In.
clude market-garden implements? I suppose
every one believes that . moving machine 10 an
agricultural implement; but 10 . wheelbarrow :
Are market gardens . part Of agriculture! Are
narket-garden implements agricultural imple-
mentss Why does not some gentleman on that
eide Of the house who knows Ill about the taril
give me- the Information?
have heard many gentlemen ON that side Of
the house describe themselves o. farmers'
friends, ''becauss," each one says, II am q far
nss myself" and yet not one OF them knows
what IN agricultural implement 10. Applsuse
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-05-17

Needless Worry.
will you love me when I'm old ~
"Why. darling. We'll lie divorced long
before that."-Rrooklyn Life.