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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01
Its Selected Times.

"Tootnache." defined wise little
Johnnie. us 'nawful pain that comes
from not going to the dentist. 1t
usually hurts worse when you've
been eating candy or it's getting time
to go to school,"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01
A WAY They HAVE.

People are forever striving to get
things for nothing and then failing to
appreciate them because they didn't
cost anythlng.-Chicago Record-Her-
aid.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01
Raxs and Raise.

Everybody emits rays. An angry
man emits violet rays: contented
person emits pinkish rays
sounds interesting. ] wonder IL my
boss would emit ten dollar raise or
salaryw-L Louisville Courier-Journal
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

New Boarder-Haven't you got any
fancy dishes here? Rural Landlord
Sure thing. Name, bring the gentle
man that mustache cup your grand
father used to use.--,Puck.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01
Your Comb.

Combs should not be washed with
water. This is apt to split the teeth.
A stiff nailbrush is good thing to
keep for cleaning them. After using
the brush take damp cloth and wipe
between each tooth with this.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01
OpTOMETRIST HERE
w. THuRTELL

w. THuRTELL,
The optometrist has returned 10
Calumet and has his Office in the Lisa
Block, 9th street, near postoflicc.
Eyes thoroughly tested and glasses
fitted.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Hours, to 9 and to- 8 p. m. Tel. 3d.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

one kind of a hero Is the young
man who boards her father in his den.
Always say just what you think
IL you don't want to make friends.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

And the longer a woman is married
to a man the more respect she may
have for an old bachelor.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

II a man has no show at home he
can patronize the moving picture en-
poriums.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

control is an admirable trait
that puts a lot of so-called pleasure in
the discard heap.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

A mere madness-io live like a
wretch and die rich.--RIrtou.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-01

Kind words are the brightest Of
home flowers. They make a paradise
OF the humblest home.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
FOOTBALL READY
 TO OCCUPY STAGE

New York, September 16.--With grid iron practice on most of the big col lege gridirons. the football season for 1911 found itself well under way to- day.
 For the first time in three years an earlier fall frost has provided the sort of weather conditions the coaches seek for efficient practice. Reports from many training camps say work is all ready advanced. In another week the seasons schedule of games will have been launched and the work of devel- oping quick, snappy elevens from un- wieldly squads will have promised re- suits.
 Walter Camp says this year will provide the most interesting and spec tacular game in the history of foot ball. The new rules, practically un- changed after year Of study and trial are now thoroughly digested and ap- proved, and the open style of play which they were designed to produce will be seen in a finished form which was not possible last year when so much experimenting and study was necessary
 The coaches are a unit this year in declaring that if thers is one devel- opment more than another which is likely to occupy the center of the stage this fall it Is the one having to do with
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
ROBINSON LANDS
 DECISIVE GAME

New Orleans, September 16.-By winning from Mobile this afternoon the New Or leans team won the championship of the Southern league for the second consecu- tive year.
 Tine score of the first game was to l in favor of the locals. The second game, which was called after the sixth on ac- count of darkness, was a 1 to 1 tie.
 Robinson pitched for New Orleans in the first game and had little trouble beat ing the visitors. He received splendid support The locals scored their runs in the fourth and fifth. In the fourth Manush 1ed with a double and Kirke followed with d single, scoring him. Two errors by Dunn then enabled Kirke to score. In the fifth inning hits by John ston, Doane and Kirke scored another run.
 The pennant winners will play bene- fit game for themselves Sunday after noon, and will then leave for Pensacola for three games. Klawitter and Hess will be opposed on the mound Sunday. To- days scores:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
Automobile Tours

The Hotel Patton, Chattanooga. Tennessee, in connection with the Chattanooga Automobile Club has Just issued an attractive map showing best routes for automobiles between Birmingham, Ala and Chattanooga, Tenn. Two routes are shown, one direct and one via Rome, Ga, and Gadsden, Ala The former contains all necessary information, such as dis tance between the towns, location of machine shops, garages, hotel rates, etc.
 Chattanooga and Chickamauga Ma tional Military Park have the finest roads in the world, and the trip up Lookout Mountain by automobile is unexcelled in grandeur and beauty on this or any other continent.
 Copies of this map sent to any ad- dress on receipt of a two cent stamp.
 Chickamauga Park is the mecca of all tourists in this section. Visitors and tourists stopping at the Hotel Pat ten will be furnished cards to the Chattanooga Golf and Country Club, which has one of the finest 18-hole golf courses in the United States.
 Address Hotel Patten, Chattanooga, Tenn.
 Chattanooga Million Dollar Hotel, sptes s1.60 aud up. Eupop1an plan.) <
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
BOLD BARONS WIN FINAL
 GAME OF SENSATIONAL RACE

played second for Birmingham, and ac- cepted ten of eleven chances. Speer played right field and his juicy bingle in the fourth sent two Baron runs over the platter. Hanna was switched from right to center field. Bills played third for Montgomery and Gribbens short. Bailey went to right and Smith was switched Webber playing first.
 How Tide Turned
 With these line ups, the teams started the battle. Bailey flied out to begin with and Smith hit for a home run Pratt made an easy out, and Bills hit for home run. Graham was hit by the ball and when Ellam threw the bounder of Webber over the head of McGilvray Bn- likens were on third and second Crib bens lined to Yantz and General Utility muffed, two men scoring. Thereafter the Billikens were dough in the hand of Foxen
 In the second Ellis walked. Bailey muffed Ellam's liner to right. Elliott hd- vanced to third on Speer's fly to center. and then stole home as Ellam took gec- ond.
 In the fourth, McGivray beat out hit to short, took second on a wild pitch. and went to third as Elliott beat out hit over second. Elliott then swiped the keystone and he and McGilvray scored when Speer singled sharply to center
 In the sixth, with two down. Elliott singled and scored in front of E,llam after that player had hit to center for a home -lIn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
COBB STILL LEADS
 IN THE AMERICAN

Chicago, September 16.-Ty Cobb Of Detroit continues to lead the Amer ican baseball league in batting. Cobb has an average of .416. while Jack son of Cleveland; who is in secon ] place, has an average of 1898. Lajoie of Cleveland is In third place with an average of 1893 to his credit
 Jackson of Boston leads in the Ma tional with batting, average of .357 Wagner of Pittsburg is in second place with an average of 1850. v
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
HIGHLANDERS TO
 TRAIN IN ATLANTA

Atlanta, September 16.-Announce- ment was made here today that the New York American league club will n, their spring training next year a, Ponce do Leon park in this city, and that In exchange the local club will receive number of the discards from the major league organizat ton. It was also stated that in addition to these President Heisman has arranged with National league club for six of it's discards and that contracts for the latter were signedrtoday. The name of the National league club was not dis closed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

the line shift: It will be remembered that training in these line shifts brought to Yale late last season from the University of Minnesota, changed an indifferent Yale eleven into an eff ficient team of average championship caliber. Incidentally is Is announced that Shevlin was back in New Haven this week after a 2000 mile journey to teach the Ellis a play which he has evolved after six months study and which he thinks will prove the find of the season.
 More stress will be put this year on clean handling of the ball because of minor changes In the rules. There should be more open field running and more individual play.
 An increased number of intersec- tional contests is observed in the sched-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
GETS SIX MEN
 THROUGH DRAFT PROCESS

Auburn, N. Y, September 16.-Secretary Farrell, secretary of the National Pro- fessional Association of Baseball leagues today, gave out the drafts made during the major league drafting season which closed at midnight last night. They are In part as follows:
 By San Francisco. Milford from Gads- den, Ala
 By oakland, Pope from Savannah; Hill from Columbus.
 By Chattanooga, Coyle from Fort Worth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
WORDSWORTH REELECTED

At meeting of the board of directors of the Birmingham Baseball association last night Carlton Molesworth was re- elected for another term as manager of the Barons.
 He will leave Monday night for Chicago to close an import ant deal with the Chicago White Sox.
 The directors announced themselves pleased with his work.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

ules of the season. Cornell has no less than four western elevens in the list of 10 teams which she will meet-Ob- erlin, October '; Pittsbyrg. October 2S; Michigan November II. and Chicago, November IS.
 Syracuse will try conclusions with Michigan November and Ohio State November 25. Pennsylvania will have Michigan for an opponent November IS.
 The most notable addition to the programme in the east will be the game between Princeton and Harvard It will fill gap long regretted by followers of the game. Dates for the games among the big three" rankin g as the real championship contests of the east are:
 Harvard vs. Princeton at Princeton, November. I; Princeton vs. Yale at New
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
COLUMBIA SONS
 KEEP ON WINNING

Columbia. s. C., September 16.-In a game featured by hard hitting, Columbia won the fifth of the post series here this afternoon by score of 8 to 6. Barren kamp was relieved by Wagner when the bases were full with one out in the fifth Wagner retired the, side with one run. Radabaugh took Sitton's place on the rub Der in the fifth, but had to be relieved by Weems when he had allowed four runs and had retired but one man.
 Another large crowd saw the game and excitement was at fever heat Martin Krug, Columbia's shortstop, realized s64 in contributions from the crowd for hit ting the ball over the fence for home run.
 The hitting and fielding of Lewis, a catch by Burke and a fast play by Dele haHty furnished the fielding features
 Score: R.H.E. Columbus .....,......... 000 2l0 21O-6 10
 Batteries Sitton, Radabaugh, Weems and Reynolds; Barrenkamp, Wagner and Coveney. Time, 2:15. Empires, Moran and Irwin.
 
 Haven, November IS; Yale vs Har- yard, at Cambridge, November 25.
 The date for the ArmyNavy game has been advanced from December ? to November 25. This change will cause many regrets to enthusiasts who will have to choose between the historic contest and the Yale-Harvard battle on the same date.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

 Two Base Hit-Nagle Three Base Hits-Seitz, Doane, Calla- han. Double Plays-Knaupp (unassisted) i; Rohe to Seitz. Struck Out-Martina 3. Hit by Pitched Ball-Martina (MitchelD- Tme-1 100. Umpires-Colliflower and Pfenninger.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

By Atlanta, J. Kerr from Trenton, disal- lowed.
 By Birmingham, Hardgrove from Mon- mouth; Dilger from Kewanee; Carroll from Greensboro, N. C.: Midkiff from Akron; Randall from Vicksburg and Green from Lansing, Mich; Cameron from Berlin, Ont, disallowed.
 By Nashville, Dell Young from Fort Wayne.
 By New Orleans, Texter from Mansfield, O.; Haight from Fall River; Clancy from Winston-Salem; Wagner from Winona, and Meixel from Columbus, Neb.
 By Memphis, Dash Bach from Mis- soula.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

Home Runs-Smith, Bills, E,llam Stolen Bases-Elliott 3, Ellam 1. Struck Out-Foxen 1, Bagby ?. Base on Balls-Foxen 1. Wild Pitch--Bagby. Hit by Pitched Ball-Foxen (Graham), Time of Game-1:35. Umpires-Carpenter and Hart.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
American Association
Results

At Kansas City: Kansas City 4. To- ledo 3.
 At Milwaukee; Milwaukee 8, Indianap- ols g.
 At St. Paul: St Paul 8. Louisville g. At Minneapolis: Minneapolis 6-5. Co., lun1bus A.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

SUMMARY. Two Base Hit-Manush. Sacrifice Hits-Roblnson, Angermeier. Double Plays-Knaupp to Kirke to Johnson. Struck Out-vernuile 2, Robinson g. Bases on Balls-Robnson g. Vernuille 1. Hit by Pitched Ball-Robinson (Seitz). Wild Pitch-Robinson. Left on Bases-Mobile ', New Orleans 5. Time-1:55.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17

Faithful even unto the end, the Bir mingham fans rose to their feet witt
 boisterous applause when the Barons after getting a horrible start, emerged victorious over the Bilikens in the sixth inning.
 The victory amounted to nothing, abso- Iutely nothing of material value. By win ming, the Barons could not move up a peg. Had they lost Nashville could not have crowded them from third place.
 But that the Barons were winning, that the season would close with their victori- Gus shouts ringing to the heavens, was what pleased the Birmingham people. So they shouted when the day was done. They had forgiven and almost forgotten all the evil that had occurred. They cared nothing for former failures. They were victorious now
 The game was not a masterpiece from any standpoint. But it was exciting, and as stated, that the Barons came out vic torious after bad start, made the after moons sport highly enjoyable. Foxen had shade the better of Bagby, though the Meridian recruit did very good pitch ing. The Baron heaver's misfortunes came in a bunch in the first innning when couple of home runs, hit batsman and a couple of grewsome errors gave the visitors the four runs they scored in the afternoon. In the second, a double steal netted the locals run, and in the fourth and sixth innings, the Barons bunched hits-one of which was home run ty Ellam-for four runs and the game.
 Elliott the Star
 Happy" Smith did the hitting for Montgomery. spanking the ball safely three times In five trials, but the star of the battle was "Rowdy" Elliott, who. even in the darksome days of the recent past kept his nerve steady and played forever on the aggressive. Yesterday aft ernoon was a banner occasion for the scrappy little Baron. He faced Bagby four times. walked once and hit safely twice; he scored three runs, and stole three bases. His every appearance at the bat brought forth the cheers of the people.
 The Billikens were minus the services of Daley, Elwert and McElween three of their best men, who left after the farces of Friday to join Brooklyn Bir- Hingham was without the services of Marcan and Molesworth, both of whom were out on account of injuries. Yantz
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
BILLIkENS MAKE FOUR IN THE
 FIRST INNING BUT THERE 1 AFTER HELPLESS - THREE HOME RUNS CAUSE SPORT
SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING
Results Yesterday

Birmingham 5, Montgomery 4. New Orleans 3-1, Mobile II. Atlanta il, Chattanooga 5. Nashville Memphis, rain.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-17
EARLY EXHIBITION GAMES

Birmingham has booked the following exhibition games for next Spring:
 March 2122, Chicago Ma tionals. April 12. Detroit Ameri- cans. If Manager 'Molesworth has his wish no team will train on Rick wood Field next spring
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-05-11
SANS NltKTiS Will WIZ.

Uuilcd States Senator J ,hn Walter
Smith, Of Maryland, aho i spending
some DAYS in Norfolk on private Gu-;-
ness, Y, sterlay predicted the return t.
the upper branch Of Congress OF
Thomas S. Martin Nirginla's senior
senator and tie present minority leader
in the Senate. The Maryland Senator
declared that the fiery speeches Of
Congressman Carter Glass aud Tie
further attacks on Senator MaIt:n bl
bis direct opponent. Congressman VII
liam A. Jones, will lie without avaIl in
the approaching statewide primary IN
voivirg bt,h Virginia Scholarships.
Senator Smith entering into a strong
defense ci Senator Martin, declared
that there is no orc in the United
States Senate better prepared 70 repre-
s-nt the constituency OF his state than
is Senator MarrIn.
NO man stands higher in the Senate
than does Senator Martin" declared
Senate Smith with much feeling, and
there is 70 man who works harder fpr
his constituency than he does. Senator
Martin is man who gets resul aud
the man Virginia needs II + t,in IN tie
senate. Yes, we think iii Washington
he will stay with Us"
On the subject Of the Glass attacks
urCu Senators Aiartin and SSars)n fDi
not taking the stump and answering
some OF the things that were being
charged agaiEs. them in the present
campaign and in dricus" OF the pO,
.ition Of Senators Martin and Swanson
that they are too busy at Washington
to take the stump at this time, Senator
Smith said:
Your senators are very busy at.
tending 10 their official duties 1t WISH
ngt3n. They are busy unen. and il i,
not strange that they do not want TO
neglect their duties 10 enter cara,
paign"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-05-11
MORSE no EiGf{r CASH:

Declaring that his arrest in Bati-
more On charge Of false pretenses WAS
g.ounGless, DR.. Ffank B. Morse, whose
marriage ceremony TO Miss Alice
O:NeiI vas rudcly interrupted by Cen
trail Office Detective Pratt, Is the
clrrgymca va: about to begin The scr
rice, yesterday, rc!uS, d to return to
Washington. Through lis attorney,
HeIrv B Wolf, Morse demanded an
immediate hearing and maintained
that he could easily Prove lis inno-
cencc. Morse was arrested on Il var
raEt sworn out BY William y. Nose.
a patent attorney ii that city, who al
leg, he paid Morse $3.50 i'll cash and
pro!nissory notes in exchange tJr man
ufactnrina and selling rights al a dis
injecting preparation, claimed to have
been already SOLD
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-05-11
HUMAN SKULL PUZZLE.
A Cavity That Eiay Have Been the
Seat Of Sixth Sense.


DESPITE the progress OF physiology
the study OF the human body IS full
81 mystery. Sc:ae Of its well known
organs have never revealed either
their uses .: the reason Of their crea-
ton. The part played hy the spleen
in human life WAS discovered but re-
Gently. Ii is now regarded US one OF
the principal agents in the circulation
of the blood Eut there are IN the
marvellous hu:!an organism myS-
FERROUS parts Which j; is possible that
no savani. however profound his
learning. niay ever understand For
instance. in the skull. behind the car
t!lore OF the nose. there IS little
cavity of unknown origin. PhySio!o-
ciS.s believe that at one ticie-sereral
thousand generations ago it contained
. gland consisting Of two lobeS joined
BIZ their co1inon base.
THIS cavity-tEe delta tUrcica-1s, ID
tie opinion Ct certain snvants. the
vestige CT sixth sense which was or
great use to tie aEt2diiuvian anceS-
TORS of man. Il IS believed that this
title gland enabled them TO see in the
darkness wien they hGA not yet learn
cd the secret Ct procuring light: that
it was the seat of the mysterious
sense of situation or locality. the pow
er to orient their coarse. tn" sense 50
highly developed 10 this day in saw
ages and certain animals The theory
is plausible. but it i doubtful whether
nan will ever acquire any real know.
edge Of the reason fer the existence
Of the delta tur2ca.- = Exchange.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-05-11
NESTS IN COLONIES.
Homes cf the African Groshesks as
Big as a Natives Hut.

Homes c. the African Groshesks as
Big as a Natives iut
The biggest birds nest in the world,
not excepting the sIork's. is built hF
the African crosbcak. 1t is really 100
nests or rloTe ho"Hd together with
closely interviewer sticks. vines ana
strands Of coarse grass and Is not
built hy Single pair of birds. but bT
q cotouT Of them. 1t is Of such enor-
NOUS size that 1T Il little distance il Is
often mistaken Tor one of the natiTe
nuts built in the trees SO frequently
found in wild tropical countries where
man eating animals abound. and the
only way to sleep in safety is TO "roost
high
The birds usually select thorn tree.
probably because Of tie protection af'
forded by the sharp. long thorns
against marauderS. ali around the
nest the roof Of sticks, matched with
dry grass. projects 10 let the rain run
of. \ deep fringe Of grass hangs from
this coratce like q curtain 70 Keep out
any stray drops. These great nests
are added 70 from year TO gear. each
pair of mated birds building on the
main nest. Sometimes the nest be-
CONES too heavy. aud tie branch
breaks or the great mass OF sticks falls
70 the ground, dcstro;ed by its own
weight Tie eroSbc&li is no larger
than an English sparrow and just as
gregariouS.-New York Press. -.il.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-05-11
CHARGED With SWiUdlinr.

New York, May 11.-0a charge
OF being fugitive from justice Williams
P. Collins. age,l 80, was beld without
bail in the TomEs Court today. &c
corjiug to toe police he is a svlndlel
Nth an International reputation sud i:
wanted ty tie police Of Bridgeport,
Syracuse, Roche.tar, Bostor. In
dianapolis, Lincoln, Neb., ard Seattle,
where the police say he operated as q
pala1ist.
He was arrested on charge q
s7indling F. A. Whitney, Of Bridge
port, Out Of 1900. The police
say that during the last ten year:
Collins has secured more than slG0, G0l
from y;c:ims 10 every section OF the
CGr9tfy.