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The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
GENERAL.

Congressman ]. P. Latta Of Nebras.
ka is dead.
Spreading wreck and ruin in its
wake, disastrous windstorm held
Springfield and central Illinois in its
grip three hours.
The wholesale price of refined su.
gar in Chicago now stands at ~
cents a pound, the highest price In
% years.
The third aviator to start on the
transcontinental race, C. P. Rogers,
has started from New York to San
Francisco.
AS the result of an explosion Of
ether in Philadelphia, nine persons
were fatally injured and property
damaged sso.oGp.
Nearly $4,000 persons engaged in
the New England textile industry
have resumed work after various pc.
riods of idleness due to pronounced
policy of curtailment.
A 12-year-old child was run over and
instantly killed by Thomas A. Edlson's
automobile at Lauf, Bavaria. a short
distance from Nuremburg, a special
despatch to New York from Lauf says.
Four members of the family of
Frank Klein, Rockfield. Wis, were
killed, one is dying and another was
injured when the Klein automobile
was struck by a 500 line train at Ger.
mantown, Wis.
Nominally it is between Germany
and France that relations are strained.
Really 1t is between Germany and
England. To predict early hostilities
would be going too far. There is
possibility Of them-no more.
S. A. Potter, who is said to have
garnered more than $l,5OO,OOO from
the unwary Of two continents during
the last few years, by means of gold
brick swindles and confidence games.
is locked up in Jail In Chicago. A
cash bond Of $4,000 was refused.
Chief OF the Bureau Of Chemistry
In the Department Of Agriculture, DR..
Harvey w. Wiley. will not be asked to
resign by President Taft, despite rec.
concentrations to that effect made by
the personnel board Of the department
and indorsed by Attorney General
Wickersham.
Not to be out done by the British pos.
tai authorities In the carrying Of mails
through the air. Postmaster General
Hitchcock gave his consent to the es.
tablishment OF an experimental aero.
plane mail route between branch Of
the Brooklyn. N. Y, postoffice and
the aer0drome at Nassau boulevard.
Long Island, during the international
aviation meet, which will be held
there from Sept. 20 to Oct. /.
All the American naval strength
deemed necessary as a precaution is
being concentrated as near as pos
slble to the scene Of serious disorders
In China. Admiral Murdoch has cabled
the Navy Department that he sailed
on his flagship Saratoga. accompanied
by the cruisers New Orleans and
Helena from Shanghai for Nanking
The admiral's report contained moth
ing regarding the situation in China.
As a result Of an accident during
the closing miles Of fifty.mlle auto.
mobile race at the State Fair track.
at Syracuse, N. Y. nine persons were
killed and fourteen injured. several
fatally. A Knox racing car. driven by
Lee Oldfield, leaped from the track.
crashed through the fences surrounding
1t and plunged into the throngs that
lined the other side Of the speedway.
Six OF the nine people were killed out.
right and three others were SO badly
injured they died on the way to. the
hospital.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
COLORADO NEWS
Gathered From
All Part. of the State
western Newspaper Union New. Service.
COMING EVENTS.

COMING EVENTS.
September 2l-Elbert County Fair
Ebert.
September 1s-22-weld County Fair
Greeley.
September ls-s2-western Slope Fair
September 21-22 Annual meeting
order of Eastern Star - Glenwood
September 2.-2s-Knights Templar
Conclave-Colorado Springs.
September 26-Sugar Beet Day-La
lara.
September 2s-2s-Ias Animas coun-
ty Fair-Trlnidad.
September 2s, 20, 30-Public Lands
convention-Denver.
September 26-30-Mesa County In.
dustrial and Fruit Association-Grand
Junction.
September ?s-Old Settlers Reunion
and Pumpkin Pie Feast-LonSmont.
September 28-30-Sedgwick County
september 2s-so-san Luis Valley
Falr-Alamosa.
October 4. s. 6 and 7-El Paso Coun-
ty Fair-Cnlhan.
October 1920 international Dry
Farming Congress and international
Congress Of Farm Women-Colorado
Springs.
October 14-21-second Annual Show.
Colorado Electric Club, Denver.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS, DoIN G 8, ACHIEVE,
MENTs, sUFFERINes, HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
WESTERN.

Robert G. Fowler, the transcontinen.
tai aviator. whose machine failed him
1t Colfax. Calf, has his machine
ready for flight and has resumed his
eastward journey.
It has been announced by Judge
Walter Bordwell Of Los Angeles that
the trial Of John ]. and James B. Nc
Namara. alleged dynamiter conspira-
tors. would begin October 11th.
At realistic wild west celebration
1t Pendleton, Ore, Buffalo" Vernon,
cowboy, succeeded in leaping from
the back Of a galloping horse to the
horns Of steer, wrestling the animal
10 the ground and holding 1t down,
In one minute and thirteen seconds.
When the steamer Ramona foun.
dered and senk off Spanish island,
Alaska, recently, she carried down
with her $1SO.000 in gold bullion from
the Treadwell mine. The ship lies In
water that is usually smooth, and 1t
is thought that the treasure will be
recovered easily.
Representative Of packing houses.
railroads. live stock associations. traf-
fic associations and other interests
connected with the packing industry
are In Oklahoma City for the hearing
Of live stock rate cases before Com.
missioner Prouty of the Interstate
Commerce Commission.
Uncle Sans next big land lottery
will be in South Dakota October End
to October 21st, inclusive, when 1885,.
562 acres of land in the Rosebud and
Pineridge reservations will be offered
to land seekers. Gregory, Dallas,
Chamberlain and Rapid City will be
the registration points.
William ]. Bryan, who owns farm
Of 200 acres in the valley Of the Lower
Rio Grande near Mission, Tex, made
such success raising Bermuda onions
and other products that he has turned
his handsome new country residence
over for the use of his superintendent
and family and has had plans prepared
for more magnificent new home for
himself. He will erect the house this
fall at cost of $4,000.
lshi. the primitive Indian. is prov.
ing treasure to the anthropologlsts
Of the University Of California. Profs.
A. l.. Krober and T. T. Waterman
have recorded by the dictagraph 1000
words Of the Yana language. and they
believe that highly important phil
illogical discoveries will be made in
tracing connections between the In.
dian word roots and remote Arabic
and Sanskrit word beginnings.
En- route from San Francisco To New
York. Aviator. Bob" Fowler. mci with
the first mishap OF his pioneer cross.
country aerial voyage at Alta, Calf,
when. In trying to make landing.
necessItated by a refractory engine
and steering gear, his biplane collided
with two trees. hurling 1t to the
ground and slightly injuring the
dauntless birdman. Both planes Of the
craft and its two propellers were
broken and Fowler will be delayed
here several days before he can re.
sumo his eastward journey.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Metals.

New York.-Standard copper easy;
spot. September, October and Novem.
ber, $ll.95012.05. Lake copper,
$12.G2h Q12.75; electrolytic. sl2.37is
412.62h; casting, $l2.12kG12.a7h.
Tin quiet; spot. $39.25@40.0O; Sep
tember, $3s.0o04O.0O: October, $1,000
@39.s0; November, $3S.7503aG5.
Lead quiet. S4.45@4.55 New York:
34.3004.4O East st. LOUIS.
Iron-Locally Iron Is quiet; No.
foundry Northern. 3l5.25@15.75: No. 2,
Sl5.25@16.50; No. 1 Southern ard No.
| Southern soft. Sl5.0O015.50.
Anthony dnll-.Cookson's. $500
$50.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
ouray Man Ends Life.

Ouray.-James Law, living at Port.
land. four miles north Of here, took
strychnne and sat down to await its
effects. His wife became suspicious
and questioned him, but he deceived
her. Soon afterward he fell in a
spasm, when she telephoned for doc.
tor, who tried TO conteract the effec.
OF the poison, without avail, Law dy.
ing soon afterwards.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Beet Factories Coin Money.

Fort Collins.-The various sugar
beet factories in this part of the state
expect to begin operations about Oc.
tober lst. Owing to the increased
price Of sugar the factories will this
season fairly coin money, for while
the price of the finished product has
gone up almost out Of sight" the beet
raisers will get the same old figures.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Three Buried In Deep Mine.

Leadville.-Entombed $50 feet he
low the surface when the No. so shaft
Of the Morning Star mine caved IN,
three Finnish miners communicated
the news Of their perilous situation
and started the work Of rescue, which
1t is believed will be successful.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Trains Delayed to Save "Hoao."

Limon.-The humanity Of corpora.
tions was strikingly exemplified when
the Rock Island railroad disarranged
Its entire schedule, sidetracked i'm.
portant trains. and ordered out a spe.
cial caboose and engine to convey n
dying hobo" from Llmon Junction to
Denver.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Greeley pioneer Dead

Greeley.-Judge l.. B. Willard, an
original Greeley Union colonist, one Of
the founders Of Greeley, a resident OF
Weld county since 1871, and for years
prominently identified with public af-
fairs, died here.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
ola.he Ships 24s Cars Potatoes.

Olathe.-Olathe's potato crop still
sets the pace for Colorado, the total
shipments to date being 24S cars,
which represent value of approx
mately $91 900, which has been distrib.
uted among the farmers of this local.
ity.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Farmers Flee HIoh water.

Nevada. Mo.--Farmeih are fleeing
In boats from the lowlands near the
Marmilton river which Is higher than
ever before.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Madison of Kansas Is Dead.

Dodge City, Kan.-Edmond II. Madl.
son, representative from the Seventh
Kansas district in Congress, died at
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21

Sheep.
Lambs, good to choice 90. .4.75@5.15
Lambs, fair to good ..... .4.5O@4.75
Feeder lambs, f. P. R. -. ...4.0004.75
Yearlings, fair to choice. /. !. .3.25@3.75
Yearlings, feeders, F. P. R.. .3.0yQ3.50
Wethers, fair to choice .. .3.00@3.30
Wethers. feeders, F. P. r. ..2.75@3.25
Ewes, fair to choice ....... .2.50@3.10
Ewes, feeders and culls.
+. P. R. .................1 .1.G0@2.35
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
MAR K E T
CITATION Ns
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
DENVER MARKETS.

Cattle.
Beef steers, cornfed, good to
choice /. .............. .6.0D@700
Beef steers, cornfed, fair to
good ................4.5 .4.5O05.5O
Beef steers, grass fed, good
to choice ...475@5.50
Beef steers, grass fed, fair to-
6oou ..............4. .4.1oYf.so
Heifers, prime, grass fed. !. ,4.7505.10
Cows and heifers, grass fed,
good to choice ......... .4.25@4.75
Cows and heifers, fair to
8oo0 ................ .S.5UU4.lS
Stock COWS and heifers. {. &. .2.00@3.50
Gamers and cutters ...... .1.50@3.0O
Veal calves ...............4.5 .4.50@675
Bulls ................2. .2.5Q(g3.25
os"6o ............. o.SoV4.oV
Feeders and stockers, good
to choice ................4 .4sC@5.10
Feeders and stockers, fair
to good ................3 .3.50@4.50
Feeders and stockers, COM
mon to fair .3.00@3.50
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
essman 70 yenth
Of Kansas.

the breakfast table at his home here.
Madison was attacked while eating
breakfast with his wife. His wife hast.
ened to aid him. but he died almost
instantly, her arms clasped about him.
He did not utter a word after the first
attack. A physician reached the house
In a few minutes. but death had pre-.
ceded him. The cause was given as
heart disease.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
SPORT.
WESTERN LEAGUE srANpINc.

Tommy Murphy Of New York and
Pal Moore Of Philadelphia fought IL
rounds to O draw In Boston.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-09-21
Hogs.

Good hogs .............s.s .s.so@7oo
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01
JANUARY WEATHER
FINE FOR FARMERS

Unprecedented Progress Marked the
First Month OF New Ycar-SOmc
Observations on the General Sltua-
ton in the County.
While the weather Is always topi-
cal subject with the farmer and the
weather men" the variety prevailing
during the gerater part of January
was quite remarkable-much of it
spring like and practically all of
it favorable for farm and other out
door work. Not in recent years has
there been more headway made on
the farm in the way of preparing lands
for the approaching planting season
the year.
Indeed, the fields look like the ia, m
er was OH the very eve of the planting
season or the first week in April in
this section, as so mucI advanced
ploughine has been done already. And
it is quite noteworthy that this pre-
Daration is being done on more
thorough scale than usual the plough
ing is deeper and better. terracing
ana ditchirg more extensive, and, up
on the whole. the entire system of
farm operation appears to have moved
up several weeks. Many farmers are
preparing their own fertilizer, too,
while the sales of the commercial
brands will doubtless exceed ali IRE
ious years, according to agents who
represent different guano concerns in
this locality.
Another evidence of the farmers
preparedness for the 1911 croD season
is observed in the replerished and
excellent condition of his stock. He
has rid himself of all plugs" appa-
rently, in exchange for young and
larger mules and horses, particularly
mules. And it is further observed
that an increased number of the
Laurens farmers are going in for i'm
proved FARM machinery. new Turn
plows. harrows and the like.
Nineteen eleven starts out pro.
?itiouSly for the planter and auger1
we'll for all kinds OF business
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01
News from Rabup.

At the beautiful country home of
DR.. and Mrs. ]. w. Beason. in Eden
community. social entertainment
was given last Saturday night in
honor of the b. Y. p. L. of Rabun
Creek church. A number of young
people were present, several very in
teresting games were played and
music rendered; and during the hap
py occasion, Mrs. Beason carried the
guests into the dining room. where
a course of cake and peaches were
served. Those present We're. Misses
Inez Raysdale, Mae and Allie Babb,
Vivian Owens. and Rucia Wolff
Messrs. Duff Fullmer. Sloan. Claude
and Nesbitt Mahon, William Brooks,
Jessie Wolff and Znri Reeves
Miss Edna Owens spent Saturday
and Sunday with her sister, Mrs.
Claude Wasson in Friendship com
munity,
Misses Mae and Mile Babb spent
Saturday night and Sunday with Miss
Vivian Owens in Eden community.
Mr. Calvin Anderson, of Merna. was
the bistor of Mr.. T. + Babb Thursday
night.
Mrs Rebecca Owens and Mrs
Nancy Owens. visited their sister. Mrs.
Emily Woods in Eden community last
Thursday
The farmers are very busy blowing
as the weather is warm enough to be
at work. The grain is growing nicely
now.
There's a good deal OF sickness in
the community this year
Mrs. Brooks Nash, after spending
several weeks in Laurens with her
parents, returned home Sunday even
ing.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01
DR.. mcBETH
By w. ID. S.

One Of the most noted physicians OF
the ante-tcllu,n days was Dr McBeth,
CT I,cmea pa,h. Often rlen riCm l.au-
rens, Union and Spartanburg coun-
ties would ask me the way to Honea
Path. They generally rode horse-b back
with pair of leather saddle-bags un-
der them, containing their bottles of
water. He located ali their ailments
from the chemical examinations and
tice. Our doctor heard so much of
his wonderful skill in old chronic
cases that he went over to Honea Path
to interview him. And he came back
doubting Thomas's in those days. One
from Dials applied TO the doctor. Dr.
McBeth examined him and put up some
small packages of grains Of corn and
fodder. with instructions to- the man
to take them three times a day. as
, all he needed was plenty of food OF
this kind.
He did not fool the old doctor much
You will readily see that the doctor
was different from the Nydros of to-
day.
DR.. McBeth drifted across the Sa-
vannah River and the East | heard OF
him he was in conflict with the Con.
federate government for making
moon shine" lie lost his practice
by the men going into the army and
he had to do something for living
and hH collected rla::inS white corn
wtiskey. President Davis wanted the
corn 70 feed his soldiers so his still
was closed N The WORRY of arrcs,
caused the doctor 10 lose lis health
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01
OFF TO COLUMBUS.
Vanguard of Committee IL Try for the
National Corn Exposition Has Al

read! Gone.
Columbia. S. c. Jan. 29.--As an ad-
vance guard to prepare all plans. A.
G.. Smith of the United States de-
partment of agriculture and A. u.
Hudson. OF Ncwberry, the president Of
the South Atlantic States Corn ex.
position left Columbia today for CO.
lumous. Ohio, where they will set the
movement on foot for bringing the
next national corn show to Columbia.
The South Carolina delegation will
leave Columbia in special car next
Wednesday afternoon for Columbus
The delegation will go West for the
purpose of bringing back the greatest
corn show in the world and the indi-
cations are that the efforts will be
successful.
Commissioner Watson has compiled
most interesting table from the
United States government reports /"
which IL shows from statistical
stan 'po!nt whN tie next nutional corn
show should be iirid in the Solth.
The statistics show that IN the "new
corn belt" the average value per acre
Of the corn crop at prices prevailing
on December |. 1910 is $l49S against
$3.50 in the "old corn belt"
The state dcrar'mont OF acriculture
is preparing a bulletin. Handsomely il
Illustrated which will show that this
state has come to be one OF the great
est corn states in the country
The paper will shoN that all OF the
worlds records for corn production
are held by South Carolmians. The
record of Jerry Moore, Hanna Plow
den, Archie Odom and Drake will be
2rwcd hSVond a doubt. Augusta ChrOn-
iclc.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01
PIEDMONT CHANGES HANDS.
Phe Afternoon Green,illc Paper has
Been Sold TO Geo. X. Rooster. Who
"'Ormcrly Owned the Columbia Rec.

OTmcriS owned tnc Columbia Rec
ord.
Ehe Greenville Daily Piedmont and
m"untaineer, the afternoon newspaper
ni Greenville. was purchased Friday
b, Mr.. eco. r. Koester. of Columbia
Wno founded and successfully conduct
eH The Daily Record, the afternoon
n'%spaper of Columbia. until he sold
L wo years ago to Mr. Jas. A. Hoyt
a.:
DR.. Rooster will take charge of the
paler as soon as receivership proceed
iu,;s can be terminated. which will
0'7bably be February LIST.
Mr, Rooster stated that as yet he
o3'ld make no announcement as TO
- future personnel OF the working
toire OF the paper. He will. of course
b. i'll direct charge OF the Piedmont
&"'' will doubtless fill the position OF
eN,:or
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01

Z. troubled with Indigestion. con-
ration, no appetite or feel bilious.
Chamberlain Stomach and Liv-
49, Tablets a trial and YOU will be
pleased with the result These tab
~ inviGorate the stomach and liver
&ir. strengthen the digestion Sold
=, l.aurenS Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01

DO YOU know that Group can be pre-
vented? Give Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy as soon as the child becomes
hoarSe or even after the croupy cough
appears and it will prevent the attack.
1t is also certain cure for Group and
has never been known to fail Sold
by LaurenS Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01

few minutes delay in treating
some cases OF Group. even the length
OF time it takes To 90 for Il doctor Of
ten proves dangerous. The safest
way is to keep Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy i'm the house and at the first
indications of Group give the child a
dose. Pleasant To take and always
cures. Sold by l.aurens Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1911-02-01
Tortured for Ii Ycnr.>

by cure-defying stomash trouble
that bailied doctors, and resisted all
remedies he tried. John W. Moddlers
ii ModderSrilla. Mich. seemed doomed
He had to sell his farm and give up
work His nel2hbOrS SaiG he can't
live much longer" "Whatever | ate
distressed me" he wrote "till | tried
Electric iBtterS. which worked such
wonders for me that | can now eat
things | could not take for years. Its
surely grand remedy for stomach
trouble. Just as good for the liver
and kidneys. kNtry bottle auaranteed
Only soc AT l.aurens Drug Co. and
Palmetto Drug Co.
See the new patterns i'm Mantcls
that we are showing. also new de-
signs in CRATES and tile We are fac
tory agents and save you money.
S. NJ. & Il. IL. Wilkes q Co.
Putnam patriot., 1911-06-30

Putnam GAG. . 0-0o | 0 -
 Two-base hit, Roberlaille. Three. base hit, fayreau Stolen bases Saunders, Channon. Sacrifice Init, MeGahan. Double play, FaVreaa to Saunders Bases on balls, by Mcleod 1, by Dubois 5. Hit by pitched ball, by Mcleod, Blanehette. Struck out, by Dubois Y, by Mcleod b. Umpire, Williamson. Attendance, 800. Time Of game, In. 40m.
 The Andems will play two games with the Skaters of Webster on the Fourth. At North Grosvenordale at 10 a. m. and at Webster at p m.
Putnam patriot., 1911-06-30
NORTH WOODSTOCK

Childrenis $ day exercises in charge Of Misses Mildred Brown and Carrie Bar rett were successfully carried ont last Sunday. The church was handsomely decorated with flags and flowers, three floral arches over the aisles being a pretty feature.
 Mrs. Luther Rawson and Mrs. Cal win Rawson recently entertained Mrs, Emily Walker of New York, Miss El. len Torrey of Central Village and Misses Alcey Rawsen and Lula Baker Of Putnam.
 Mrs. Albert Potter of Abingdon is the guest of Mrs II. j, Potter.
 Wallace Armstrong, student at Williston seminary alter spending a few days with his parents has gone To work in Asbury park for the summer.
 Mrs. Almira Snow of South Fra mingham is visiting her brother, Ira Bailey.
 Miss Mary F. Potter expects to at tend the DanbuN summer school which opens next week. She is spend ing few days in Middletown.
 Miss Carrie Patton of Southbridge will spend the Fourth with Miss Mil. dred Brown.
 Mrs. Allison Potter gave a birthday party on Wednesday in honor of her sons 8rd anniversary.
 Alfred Milligan and two children of Boston have been spending few days In town.
 Miss Kate Kelly has been visiting her brother William in Grntton.
 A good attendance was present at the special meeting of the grange on Tuesday. A straw berry and ice cream supper was served.
 Miss Maude Hcaly Is attending her class reunion at Lakeside'park, South Coventry.
 Miss Ethel Rawson of Providence is the guest of her aunt, Mrs. Gorttis.
 Mrs. II F. Hubbard has been spend ing few days with her daughter, Mrs. George Lockwood of Chepaehet,
 Miss Lucy Reed, n former academy teacher. has been visiting friends in town.
 Prof sidney Morse of Easthampton is in town for time.
Putnam patriot., 1911-06-30
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