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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR.

MISS BEATRICE SHELTON an
nounees the opening of her classes
IN piano on September 25th. Pu-
pills received at any time. Terms
on application. Studio 345 Marion
street Phone 1893. 9-2O-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY-Employ-
era attention! Help Of all kinds
20 furnished at any 65
IA time. Send In AA
your wants, we can
VS I'LL them at any TX
'W time on short mo- NW
t1ce. Big list of male and female
help on our book always avail
able, the best to be obtained. The
Owl Realty & Employment Co.,
1853 S. Commercial st. Phone
Main 204. Midway between the
Marion Hotel and Bush bank on
east side Of street. 3-2S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE-A six-months' scholar
ship at the Capital Business Col
lege. Inquire at S93 South Liberty
street. 92S-1w'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
SIGN PAINTERs.

DoRRANCE-THE SIGN MAN-AIR
brush show cards and banners.
Bulletins and wall signs. See me
if you want the best work. Rea-
sonable prices. las South Liberty
street 6-26-em
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC.

THE WESTERN Conservatory Of
Music, Chicago, Illinois. Complete
course in Piano and Theoretical
subjects. Diplomas granted upon
completion of course. Frank E.
Churchill, interstate representa-
tive, Salem branch. Studio room
:, Opera House building. Res.
Phone 100. 9-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

Can be depended upon" Is an
expression we all Ike to hear, and
when 1t Is used IL connection with
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Dlarrhoea Remedy It means that 1t
never falls to cure diarrhoea, dysen-
terry or bowel complaints. 1t Is pleas
ant to take and equally valuable for
children and adults. Sold by all
dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
LODGE DIRECTORY Continued,

MODERN wooDMEN OF AMERICA
Oregon Cedar. Camp No. 5246.-
Meets every Thursday evening at
s o'clock in Holman Hall. W. E
Vincent, Consul; F. A. Turner
Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

JAPANESE PRESSING PARLoRs-
Dry and steam cleaning and dve
works. Ladies' silks, lacee and
gloves given special attention.
Cents suits cleaned and pressed.
We are cleaners and repairers. Try
us. Goods called for and delivered.
Parlors 323 Center street. Phone
Main 2044. 9-22-tf
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MECHANIC THERAPEUTIST AND
SUGGESTIONIST.

DR.. H. H. SCovELL - Mechanic
Therapeutist and Suggestionist
Located in Salem, July, 1901.
Treats chronic and acute diseases.
Office and residence, 267 Liberty
street. Phone 1892. Consultation
free. 9-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
MASSAGE PARLORs.

INDICATED PLASTIC CAsTS-Ths
latest French method Of removing
black heads, pimples and wrinkles
Call at the Sanitary Beauty Par
lors, Room 10. Sleeves Block.
SAT-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
GUN AND LOCKsMTTH.

GUNSMITH, locksmith and general
repair shop, "a years experience
foreign and domestic. Give us a
trial. Josef Hickl, 43O Court
street. Phone 999 9-13-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
HAIR DRESSING.

SCALP AND SKIN SPECIALIST
Hair dressing, manicuring, chirop-
ody and electrolysis. Combings
bought and made up. We make a
speciality of hair dyeing. Miss Ora
Poage, rooms 31S-319 U. S. Bank
bldg. 3-7-1m
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HOTELS.

KENNIWoRTH HOTEL-Main 24S
152 South Church street. All
rooms have been thoroughly
cleaned, remodeled and are fresh
and new. Centrally located. Rates
very reasonable. Mrs. Frances
Freeman. S-31-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

A SIX ROOM house, bath, toilet, hot
and cold water, porcelain sink,
electric lights, near school and
walking distance from business.
Price $1,000; $500 down, balance
one year. Oregon Realty Co., 275
State street. 9-27-3t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
PAVING.
PAINTERS, PAPBn HANGERS

PAINTER AND PAPER HANGER
Estimates made and first-class
work done. D. Driver, SIT
North Capitol street, Salem, Ore.
Phone 926. 6-26-tf.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Two-year-old coach
horse. Price $50, at Skipton's
barn, on Ferry street. 9-2S-3t'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE-Choice lots, east front,
5Ox15l, on easy terms; without in
terest. E. Lupton, 1141 Chemeketa
street. 9-19-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
GROCERS.

GROCERY, Ais South
Twelfth. Phone S75 for good
goods, fair. treatment and prompt
delivery. C. G. Nichols, proprietor,
successor to Kemp & Hall. Salts
fed customers my motto. Slit
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
BAKERIES.

BUTTERNUT BREAD-It is worth
more than any other bread, yet
the price is no higher. For sale
at your grycer's. California Bak-
ery. Thomss & Cooley, Props.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

sell at once all my
wagon and carriage materials and
blacksmith tools. also new
spring wagon, some buayies, and
everything used in connection
with my business. Werner Fennel,
sos Broadway. 9-25-1wk
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE-Good second-growth and
big fir wood, $3.50 and $3.50 per
cord. Phone Farmers 2s7.
9-7-3w
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HOUSES, RENT OK SALE.

built and sold on install
ment. Farm and city property for
sale and exchange. Investments,
collections, first mortgages bought
and sold. German Investment
Company, room Is, Breyman block,
Salem, Ore. 6-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE--Large body FIR, oak
grub and ash. Now taking orders
for summer delivery. Phone 1417
ar 1888. Downing & Eoff. 4-29-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FUR bALE-ZU8 acres IN Lincoln
county. IS acres bottom land; 25
under cultivation On good road
four miles from railroad and one
half mile to school. Good house
and barn. Wagon farm imple-
ments and row boat go with this
place. Price s4500. f. Hofer &
Sons, 213 S. Commercial street.
Salem. 11-2l-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
HATS BLOCKED, CLEANED.

BOWEN 6 REAP, practical hatters.
Soft, stiff and Panama hats cleaned
blocked and re-trimmed. Hats
made to order; strictly first class
work. Goods called for and delv-
cred, 444 Court street. Phone 800
9-9-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
FOUNDERS.

SALEM IRON WORKS -Shand &
Marcus. proprletors. Front and
state street. Iron and brass cast
ngs, fire hydrant, hop balerS. saw
mill machinery. etc. Phone 909.
S-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE-7-roem house, 2 lots,
all set in be9t OF bearing fruits,
good we'll water, good outhouses,
See owner at place, 1890 Trade
street. 6-8-tf
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FOR SALE Ash and oak wood
mixed. Address Capital Dairy.
Route 5, Box 75, on Turner Road.
9-21-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE-Cheat seed at Buckner's
feed store, South Commercial
street. S1.O0 per sack. S-2S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE, Cherry
City Lodge No. 49S, meets every
Thursday evening at p. m. in l.
o. o. F. Temple, corner Court and
High streets, D. r. Yantis, Dicta-
tor; H. H. Turner, secretary, 1876
s. Commercial street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

TEN ACRES of stump land easily
cleared, 313 miles out of Salem,
good soil for fruit; price $120 per
acre. $3.50 down and $40 per
month. oregon Realty Co., 275
State street. 9-27-3t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
REAL ESTATE.

OS ACRES-Of good soil, we'll
fenced, comfortable buildings,
spring brook, good road, Az
miles east of Sa:em, $500 cash,
balance terms to suit. Square Deal
Realty company, room SQ4 U. s..
bank building. Phone 470.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
VOCAL INSTRUCTOR.

HULL, B. A. B. NJ
Lessons in voice, cello, harmony,
counterpoint and orchestration. In
Salem Wednesday afternoons,
Thursday mornings and Saturday
afternoons. Studios 421 Court
street. 9-14-1mH
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

SALEM HUMANE SOCNETY-D. D..
Keller, president; Mrs. Lou. Tilson,
secretary. All cases of cruelty or
negleo. Of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investi-
cation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

A NEW five room house and one
acre of land four blocks from the
South Salem car line outside the
city limits; price $1,000. See Ore
gon Realty Co., 275 State street.
9-27-3t
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LOTS in Richmond Addition on such
easy terms that you can surely af-
ford to own one or two and If you
do will make some money on 1t.
Oregon Realty Co.. 275 State street.
9-27-3t
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50 ACRES of land close in; 40 acres
in cultivation, some timber, two
s. springs. we'll and a good house,
Price, S175 per acre. Oregon Real
ty Co., 275 State street. 9-27-9t
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SALEM NEST NO. 116. BROTHER
hood OF Owls. Meets second and
fourth Wednesday OF every month
in Hurst hall, No. 42O State street,
1880 o'clock p. m. H. H. Turner,
secretary, 1876 South Commercial
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
AUCTIONEER.'

nun GREMMELS, general auction
asr of merchandise, household
Goods. livestock, real estate and
isrm lands. Sales booked any
there. Reasonable figures. Twen-
n. years experience, 53S State
sreet Phone 636. Residence 1856.
9-9-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

ARMSTRONG NURSERY CO.-Gar-
den seeds of all kinds in season.
Large stock fruit, ornamental trees.
Contract landscape work for city or
suburban home. Office, salesyard,
491 Court St, Main 937, Farmers
44X1. S-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

EVERYTHING for the household, in
the line CT furniture, stoves, kitch-
en- utensils, crockery ami hardware.
A full line OF secondhand articles
very reasonable. Peetz and
Tschudi, 526 n. Commercial street.
Main 451. S-24-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
CHIMNEY CLEANING.
CHINESE PHYSICIANS.

LAY KING-Our remedies are COM
posed of the choicest roots, herbs
and barks and are sure to cure to
stay cured All chronic diseases of
men and women a specially. If you
cannot tell, send for symptoms
blank. Jay King, care Bow Wo
Drug Co., 1877 S. High St., Salem,
Or. S-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
UPHoLsTERING, RENovATING

F. B. MERRY & CO-Vacuum car
pet cleaning, on or OF the floor;
carpets altered and laid; mat
tresses made and renovated; fur
niture recovered; shades and avn
ings made and altered. Northeast
corner Court and High streets.
Phone 56S. 7-22-tf
REED & ZWICKER.-olly steam
carpet and feather renovating plant
in city. Power vacuum cleaning.
Mattresses remade and upholster-
ing. Furniture repaired. Work
guaranteed. Works Fourteenth
and Wilbur. Phone 1854.
s-S1-tt
HOUSE CLEANING for the holidays
will soon start. Have your furni-
ture and upholstering work attend
ed to by men who know how. All
work guaranteed E. l.. Stiff, cor
ner Court and Liberty. Phone GAL
9-21-1mo
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
CIDER WORKS.
CLEANING AND PRESSING.

and pressing-Ladies'
and gentlemen's work called for
and delivered. Special attention to
ladies' work. Capital Pressing
Parlors, 1856 South High street.
Main 1926. Ten per cent discount
with this ad. S-24-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS

HIGHEST price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock of above articles in town at
the lowest price. o. L. McPeek, ITO
South Commercial st. S-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

WoODMEN OF woRLD-Meet ev-
cry Friday night at 1880 O'Clock
In Holman Hall Geo. H. Deacan, C.
c.; L. H. Fletcher, Clerk. 1-10-O9
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
LIQUOR HOUSES.
LIVERY STABLE.

POSTOFFICE LIVERY and Sale
Stable. Second hand vehicles Of
all kinds sold. Best Of turnouts,
quick service; rates reasonable.
For anything in livery and board
ing, call or phone Main 1873. E. F.
Gillian, Proprietor. Ferry street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
LADIES' TAILOR.
JUNK DEALERS.

JUNK DEALERS-Highest price paid
paid for cast iron and all kinds of
metals. Hides, pelts and furs
bought. Oregon Junk Shop, 4SO
Court street. Main 999 S124-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
BUSINESS CARDS.

PIANO TUNING - -Lutellus L.
Woods, tuning, polishing, repair
Ing. Telephone COS. Shop, $50
n. Winter street 2-2-1yr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

EIGHT ROOM house near paved
street; bath, toilet, hot and cold
water, basement, electric lights,
near school. Price $4,000 A good
buy. Oregon Realty Co, 275 State
street. 9-27-3t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29
NURSERIES,

CLEAN NURSERY STOCK-Large
variety of all kinds of fruit and or
namental trees and shrubs. Fruit
land Nursery Co., Asylum road, 8
miles east of Salem. R. F. D. 6,
Box 81. Phone Farmers 2SX-2
7-29-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE OR Blacksmith
shop on North Front and Pine
streets. Jacob & Grible. Inquire
Catlin & Lima. S-2S-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-09-29

FOR SALE-TWo teams. good horses
one weighs 1850. other 1850 or
1900. Address Stayton, first blue
house by Catholic church OF Me-
hama road. 5-5-tf
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
HISTORIC PUNCH BOWL.

A large china punch bowl made in
England and used at a dinner given
in Castle Garden, August 26, 1924,
in commemoration of the landing of
Gen. Lafayette in New York has been
presented to the New York historical
Society by Miss Rosalie Mercein Heis-
er and John Jay Heiser and is now eX-
hibited in one of the galleries of the
historical society's building, at Cen
trail Park West and 18th street. This
punchbowl with a history is decorat-
ed on two sides with a picture of Cas-
tie Garden. In the background are
sailing ships and the Jersey shore in
the distance.
The punch bowl is also decorated
with the coat of arms of the United
States and the Stars and Stripes. The
bowl measures about thirty-one and
half inches in circumference and
twenty-five inches in depth.
In 1S43 Capt. Philip Francis French
and Christopher Heiser formed a
partnership and leased Castle Gar
den. They remained partners for
about nine years their lease of Cas-
tie Garden expiring in 1852.
The punch bowl then became the
property of Christopher Heiser, who
gave it to his great-grandnephew,
Christopher Heiser. Upon the death
of the latter, the bowl was left to
John Jay Heiser, greatnephew Of the
first owner.-New York Sun.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
GOLD MINE FOLK
MUST GET OUT

Notice has been given by the Ha-
waiian Trust Co. to all it's tenants in
the Gold Mine" area at Iwilei that
they must forthwith vacate the prem
Uses. Leave is granted them, subject
to permission of the Board of Health,
to remove their effects. The settle
ment mentioned occupies a small part
of tract of about thirty eight acres,
which is among the finest of water
front properties of the new harbor.
it fronts directly upon where the
dredging operations to make a larger
harbor are being conducted
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
HouNpspITcH.

Houndsditch will probably be NOV
ed by the recent murders to revive a
previous demand for removal of the
unsavory title which Stow derives
from the city ditch full of dead
dogs" Formerly London possessed
plenty of equally cacophonous thor
oughfares. Crackbrain court was IN
Whitechapel, and Deadman's place ad-
Joined Dirty lane in Southwark. King
Edward street, the site of the new
general post office, was called for cen
turtles Sinking lane. Appropriately
named, Cutthroat lane led out of the
notorious Ratcliff highway, now CIV
ilized into st. Georges street Hang
mans Gains stood near the Tower,
and there was a Bandyleg alley in
Fleet street. Breakneck court, OPP
posite the Old Bailey, where Gold
smith lived when he first settled in
London, has disappeared But there
is a Gutter lane in Cheapside, and
Buckingham yard, familiar to all
readers of Little Dorrit," will still
be found at Hatton Garden.-London
Chronicle.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
LIGHT FOR DARK ROOMS.

In most of the small city houses
one or more of the rooms are insult
ficiently lighted, and the housewife
who is merely tenant, and cannot
cut another window or widen the only
window in the room is confronted
with the problem of a dark and un-
attractive room.
Most housekeepers solve this prob
lem by keeping artificial light going
all day, but this is bad for the eyes,
as well as the pocketbook, and a wom-
an should not rest until she has
achieved at least the appearance of
light.
Much can be done with white paint,
sunny yellow paper and no shades
Such a room should have light furni-
ture, and although picture frames of
dark woods are the best form Just
now, these are not for the dark room.
Here should be used white or gilt
frames, and the subjects of the pic
ture should be light and cheerful.
Mirrors are excellent to give an ef
feet of light, and the housewife should
watch every opportunity to buy old
ones, as their holdings are in more
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02

artistic lines than most of the mod
ern designs. Re-gilding can be done
at home with Japanese gilt, as this
wears nicely and costs less than half
the price of gold leaf
If a flower box of brass or yellow
crockery is fastened below the mirror
and filled with bright flowers and fol
iage plants it will do much to bright
en- as well as ornament the room.
Furniture covered with yellow lin
en- taffetas or brocades helps toward
the effect of light, but as it soils east
ly it might be better to have one or
two such pieces and the rest in ;
warm golden brown.
If real sunshine cannot be obtained.
this effect of light should be sought
after, for darkness is bad for the
health and therefore, the spirits
Philadelphia Times.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
SLAVIC EXPERTS
CREED.

Just now man may either smoke
or not smoke and still have at his
back the most eminent medical au-
thorities. Any one who studied the
old physiologies in the public schools
will remember what horror of to-
bacco and it's deleterious effects was
inculcated in the minds of impression
able youth, and many of the medical
fraternity still oppose the use of to-
bacco in theory.
The Slavic expert Pawlow has re-
Gently made statement of his tobac-
co creed in which smoking, at least
is exonerated from most of the charg-
es made against it. He claims that it
does not injure or hamper digestion
but actually aids it. He claims that
the pungent products of combustion
start a flow of saliva and that as all
the glands work in a sort of harmony,
when saliva flows, gastric juice also
becomes active. Smoking after a meal
is especially beneficial to persons of
a hypopeptic tendency, because it is
certain to set up an increased flow OF
gastric juices.-Chicago Tribune.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
PIE La CHICAGO.

George Barr McCutcheon, lunching
at the Chicago Athletic Club, praised
the Windy City of his adoption.
"Chicago's refinement, say what you
WILL" cried Mr. McCutcheon, sis not
one whit inferior to New York's.
yet, from the stories, you'd think
that in our smartest Chicago restaur-
ants We all ate in shirt sleeves and
slippers. l remember one day at the
Authors Club in Seventh avenue,
said to the New York waiter:
Bring me a piece of apple pie.
eyes, sir he returned. Chicago
or New York, sir?'
"Chicago or New York? What do
you meah?' said
knife or fork, sir, explained the
Waitar %
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
NEXT SCHOOL YEAR.

Following are the terms of the en-
suing school year as fixed by the
Board of Education:
Fall term, fourteen weeks, Septem.
Der 1S to December Is.
Winter term, thirteen weeks, Jan
uary 2 to April Is.
Spring term, eleven weeks, April
Is to June 2S, completing school
year of thirty eight weeks.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
SPECIAL NOTICE.

To the Members of the Hundred Thou
sand Club.
For your information I beg to re-
port a membership of 3OS members
and balance of $195O5 cash, in the
hands of Treasurer H. P. Wood.
All members are requested to call
at the office Of the Kaimuh Land
Company and receive their member
ship cards which are now ready for
delivery.
The meeting of the Executive Com
mittee will be held the first Tuesday
in May, 1911.
CHAS. A. STANTON,
Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02

from the cactus, which looks like
milk and tastes like vinegar. Three
glasses of pulque will make a Sunday
school superintendent walk thirty
miles through a blizzard to murder
his wife and children.
"No, Mexico is not dry. One day
Mexican statesman arrived at Presi-
dent Diaz's an hour late for luncheon.
He apologized in a thick voice.
"'The fault he said, lies with my
automobile
." But friend said Diaz, don't you
know that an automobile is run by
gasoline, not by alcoholic"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
A CHEAP cYNIc.

Champ Clark, at a banquet in Wash
ington, defended the honesty of Amer
lean politics.
ITS cheap cynicism," he said, no
thing but cheap cynicism, to talk like
Binks.
DO you think it follows, friend
said to Binks, that because a man IS
a politician he is liar?'
ooh, no. retorted Binks, but, I'M
less a man was an expert liar, I don't
think he could be called much of a
politician
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02

BE YOUR OWN MILK INSPECTOR.
Call at the Office Of the Honolulu
Dairymens' Association, Sheridan
street, between ten and eleven o'clock
each day and see how milk is handled
to reach customers in an absolutely
pure state, free from germ life and
bacteria, through electric treatment
with sanitary methods.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-02
A WITTY REToRT.

An American engineer from Mexico
City was talking about President
Diaz.
"Diaz has a dry humor," he said.
Mexico, however, is not dry land.
They drink pulque there, drink made