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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
MeritpeR teinpna tperenmbrfbs
tbStG tpaStaan.

9etFntD, ettd meripef monesIo
iu bteesi ia on eIdtnten ia tbmisten
nertieerumin falfaista, ndptt6d fdp'
tpdn arpaamottoman Iaoiaffi pai'
futufiltania. So MT on noitu to.
bistaa, ettd fuolaliuofIio, iotfa To-
fopnpanoltania mastaamat meris
mettd, moioaan ruistuttaa ibmiIiin
litrottain feinono. iopa oinoona fei'
mona ddrimdistd ~beittoutta mass
taan. Sdtd poronnusteinoa opat
taas dsfettdin tobtorit Sean ia be
Sorston fdpttdneet e~rinpmaiieua
menestptIeud naiSta boitaesiaan,
ioua oil fipuia idienisid ia libaffis.
ia, bLono ruo'oniulatus y. NJ. mes
re nmp,fDtpfien tobisteita. Mitfddn
feinot eimdt ndpttdneet fepiindn:
mnimo main beitfoni beiffonemiss
toon. @ibboin fpetti lddfdri prits
tdd ruiSfuttaa meripettd (25 neliDs
ientimeirin liuoflena) iuoniin. 8oe
uuoistettiin puoIta moimaffaampa'
ma, fatii fertaa miifosIa. pian als
foi maimo parata, maiffa ruistu=
tusta oIufTi @Ieurofi pIimenetpd fuu'
me. potilas iai ruofabolunia, f6i
ia nuffui eifd tpoIittanut elldd tipu.
ia. 2uuben niiton tuluttua oil bdn
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05

Tunnettu ranstoIoinen oppinut
prof. Yainlepe firioittaa r@rociosia"
bausfoia mietteitG lentofoneen nos
peusmoho ou iIuufiisto. rNpfpddn on
meibdn mobboton aaniStoa, fuinfa
Iuuri Ientofoneiben nopeusmoboouts
Iuus moi faban muoben fuluttia
ola. Wormoa main on, ettd Ientos
foneet fiuoin onot polio nopeompio.
2oiffi ibmiien fetiimdt fulfupdli'
meet, routotiet, loimat, obiattnpo IL
mopauo y. m. omat 10 iaafputtoneet
nopeutenla mddrdn. Wutta lentofo'
ne Ell betifddn tpieId. pdinmastoin
ndpttdd fen nopeusmobbouiiuus
mield raiottomaIta. Sofin fdrIii eIis
mist6mme, JOS oiomme $50 I'm.
autoua t%unnisia, muito Iiiben moi'
futtoa tomu ia pDIp, iofo menee i'll
min, ia teiben epd%ioiaiIuus. Mutto
pubtaasia tlmasia moi beIposti Ioa'
muttaa iuuria n%opeufia."
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
Soimenpiteitd elintarpeioem tor
feita bintpia tuaStaan.

Nem Yorf, ippst. 20 p. 2pm'
menen tubatta Neip Yorfin etendm'
pien perbeiben idIentd ia 500 pat
fauista fauppiasta, iefd iouffr
Nem Yorfin ia penipIponian waIti'
oiben farmareita ptpat perustomeei
pboistpffen, iofa oifoo rpbtpd tais'
teluun feinotefoista ruofatamarain
bintoien forottamista mastaan.
Obbistpfieen tulee tobenndfDiiesti
ldbimmdsld tuIemaiIuuoesia buos
mattapa louffo Iifdd idienid ia al.
Too ie emf tiIasia banffia id~feniaeen
ruotatamoroita niioen tuotantofnSs
t%aunusten binnaua.
Dbbistps aifoo fdptdnnDsfd tote.
uttaa torfoitustaan liten ettd Ie pee
rustaa fesfusIiiffeen ionfa fautta
tuottoiat ldbettdmdt tanaranh fus
luttaiiue. @oitto, iofa liiffeeStd Iaa'
baan iaetaan tuottaiien ia fuIuttaiien
fesfen. SGmdn fautta toimotaan
moito man iddstdd ie buomattatpa
noitto, iofa npfpoifaiiesia liifeseld.
mdsId ioutuu pDrsIifeinotteliiain fd'
FIN.
Patricf G9on, Dbopsnaltain enti'
men ldbettilds GbiIesid, iofa on pbs
bistptien worapreiibenttind mofuuiii
ettd taaoiIen menettelpn fautta ainos
astaan moibaan iosfafin mddrin
fontroueerata ruofatamarain binto'
ia.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05

iietdmdttDmisId ploisIa eldnpt mao
wibboinfin pddffi id%dnnoaiIeen ia
raubauiieen tiIaan. Sos maan po'
liittinen ia raubauinen iefamelsfo
eoeueen iaa wauita, iefaantupat
Wendid ia GnsIanti puoItamaan
fauppaania, ia fiuoin on perIian
itiendiipps lopusIa. Wtifd ola We'
ndidud on plut ibabin ~pritpfiisid, ei
ole feltpdd, mutta fen mufaan, mit6
Soroar Mrsbat ennen telotusta Iau'
iui, Ell ibabiaa ndptd eileen iuora-
naista fannatusta Wendidn puolel
ia, mutta SafIan lebbet nimittdmdi
fen fantaa ubppdntabtoiietfi neutra'
liteetifii".
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05

- 9apIi Imam boitca. Inbreip
2rufan fafIi lasta, tpttDid, IL ia 8
muoben ifdiIid, omat i%onfun aifaa
oIeet tdpmdttd foulua, ioten iopnibi'
pin foulupoliiIi pddtti f%atIoa, mia
IaSten foulusta ppisia pIopn- oil
Ippnd. EuItuoan Iasten fotiin IIbi'
pniin buomaii bdn ettd talon ainois
no baItioina olimat pqdnimitetpt fof'
Il IaSta, lid tpDsfenteli, beibdn Iano-
ienIa mutaan 2osfelon farmiua
Bear 2afeaa, laSten diti oil fuouut,
ia beibdn ditipuolenia on fieltdptp'
MT oiumasta fotonaan. poitIi lap.
fla, oiui taIosla fat5i miestd, iotfo
buoneestaan m~afIoipot neIid bouaD
ria fuueio ia iiud rabaua oil Iasten
pddaiauiiesti tuItama toimeen.
4apiiua Ell ole ionottapasti mitadn
mafuutpootteito, fdnspstd pubumat'
tofaan, ioten beibdn on ,maattamo
Iattiaua, ioitofin rddIpid ouaan ia
paauaan.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05

prof. q, tertoo nopeasta reiees.
tdnid iImailija 70. Wriebtin tansIa.
nytonstesiamme leniofoneei een oil
pdind iuuri IosfemaiIiaaan. Wait,
Ia plinfin obuesti puethi, testin tuon
70 minuiittia piitdr ilmailupurieb.
bnfien mainioSti. Sieman tietpsti
ipdriIin, mutta Ell enempdd fuin oli-
TIN mdrisipt o~lbaaIafaan ien aifaa
i%eiioesfani. Siman fostetus fas'
moibin tuntiii tuuIen bppdilpltd. Sa
fnitenfim tiiiimme 80 FIN. tunnisia,
fiis nopeubeuu, iofa amtoaa oiaesfa
oliii puut perrattain epGmutapaa."
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
Miema Xerftasfa.

perTias1a omat oloiubteet tpiime
aitoina pbd enemmdn fddntpneet
bauitufIen ia maItiomuobon eoutlt.
Mubameb 2lIin i%otaiouffo, iofa oil
iunfeutunut Idbimmdfii Seberania,
on ioutunut tappioue Deraminin
IdbistDad, noin 6O-70 filometrid
SeberaniSta, ia fen iobtaia Saroar
arsbab eli glrsbob ED Oduleb on
4 ammuttu. Sbabi on perdptpmdsid
2aspion mereue pdin ia onsidttdnpt
idlfeeniG iotafoSIan, futen Gn9lan'
min Iebbet tietdpdt fertoa. Sdn idt'
: tdd Ills obenndf Diiesii faiffi pprin'
n5t paistd 9abIboroin naltoistui'
me0e. Sdn on fobottonut pelinId,
iosia oil fpfpmpfiesid bdnen eldt'
feenid RerIian ipoItion tasiasto, ia
SafIan Iebbet fpipmdt ontoato We
ndidn maltio bdneIe mt eldffeen
oIettaatIeen bdnet nieId ferran ar'
mobenfiIDnd ibotfiloubaue. Soistat
IetIi OH ibobi MT mattino, ia poifto
bdnen melienid Solor cd Oouleb'
iota on IdnnestG pdin ldbestpnpt
3ebe rania ia mouoittonut !9amooa'
min, iuuri miime paipind onfin ioo'
nut baIitutien ~ioufoista uuiio MOTT
toia, lienee bdnen fuitenfin MT, fur
pddiouffo oil tubottu, moifea pitdd
puolioon. ylpt fpIptddn b~ouitutieIto
pontepia toimenpiteitd fufistaotieer
tdpbeuiiesti, fopinan, iotta fauar
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
SbDmtebestd profesforifii ia euro
palaiieffi tieteiliidffi.

@iospolbisia NoriasIa on dsfet.
tain "a puotiaano fuouut Ganptos
Logan entinen p~rofesiori 2ristianis
on p~liopistosia Sens 9. &iebIein,
iofd fatiifpmmentpuotiaotIi eldtti it,
ienfd tapaaiIena tpDmiebend, pddii
fitien liifeopulaiIefTi ia rpbtpi tdsId
toimeSia oles ianIa lufemaan. otti
pIioppiiostuttinnon % muotiIena ia
innostut mGbiteuen tutfimaan muis
nais'Gspptin oloia. MIusIa 6OsIufua
barioitti painaia idqd alaua opins
toieJ serlinisid (9rusieb.n ia Sep.
iiutien iobboua) IeGaiieaa menestpfs
iead, ettd Norian ebusfunta 1876
perusti bdntd parten profesIorin
paifan 2ristianiasIa. So puobesta
1874 on ban ebustanut Noriaa fais
fisla itdmaiIiSIa fon9reIieisi ia. Sietps
tt Ell 2iebleinin tiebe poinut Norias.
la lauipnttaa erittdin .iuurta fuuliias
funtaa. mutta ulfomoiua berdttiDdt
iuurta buomiota bdnen iultaiiemans
ia tieteelifet t%eotiet, iotta perustuis
mat mainaian omiin tuttimufIiin ia
ioista mainittofoon @9pptin %aiantie.
to, Siero9lppIien ~Ianofiria, Wtuis
nais' Gspptin usfonto, &auppa' ia
loipaIiife punaiieua mereud muis
n%oiiino %aifoina. Ndioen iobbosta
futiuttiin mainaia uieioen orpinei'
ben ieuroien ia afatemiain funnia.
~idienefii.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05

yIeiFa nxtiFa
~ u n ~ u
.Nortu8alin tnben baaitafien
pbieIma.

portu9alin pddministeri Soao
Gbaaas lufi dsfettdin ebustaiatas
marisIa ielitpfien, josie laufutaan,
ettd haIitus taIapaIan b%aDitufIena
Ell miuoinfaan tuIe oIemaan puolues
bauituS. Se tulee ebeleen plemaan
antifIeritaaqinen, mutta ct ole miba'
mielinen miuefd6n usfontofunnaue.
sc tiilee hitfimaon mdliaifaiien bals
Iitutlen tpDtd, Iaoba!ieen mdbiieuen
tpteutumaan taIamaltaiIen puolueen
pbieIman, idttdmdttd filth buomioon
pttamatta mGlttGmGtDntd menoars
1pion taInpainoa. &c Ell tule pettds
mddn tpDidtefemien luoffien toimeis
to, ndmd Fun opat obottaneet nal
Ianfumpufiesta parannusta oloibins
ia, ia moan puolustufien e tulee
nIettomoan mofamaue fannaIe.
-6alituS ei tuIe muuttamaan portus
gain ulfoppIitiifan iu%untaa, mifd
1opii pbteen Gnglannin, portu9alin
liittolai5en, politician %fansIa, laftaas
malta fuitenfaan nelnoaiI uutenIa
tnufaiIeSti npubattamasta parla,
mentin olotteita ia pleistd mielipioets
lefd unobtamatta Naturalization
obieIman pernSaatteiia.
MiniSterin lopetettua pubeenIa ie'
liittipdt parIomentaariien rpbmdn
iiobtoict tobtotpan5a fannattaa baGis
austo. 2opuffi fdptti pddministeri
mieId pubeentpuoroa ia buomautti,
eta %toIamauan rafennus Ell ieiIo
,pieId paIlon nafaipana. SaianaIs
toilet aatteet eitpdt niel6 ole fofo'
uaon pddsIeet tpoitole. Raioiaa on
:r;bplinen, iota .pfin ei berdtd peI'
foa, mutta iosa fuitenfin moi al
beuttaa lemottomuutta. nieisia nh
teisfuntaIuofisIa palitiee ipield fiibs
ipmpstd. Ndistd ipistd Ell fenen'
'fddn Standardization tmliIi toisteua
bauitusta maStaan.
Geuraamano pGindnd luti pdG'
4ministeri ienaotiIe iaman obielman.
Yprtnsalin taiatuaIan
-nuben peruStuslnin 66 artitloSIa
1dGbetddn tanIainmdliIestd ionintos
pifeubesta ieuraoipasti:
rportusaIiu toiopoIta, buolimotta
Tiitd, mitd on mddrdttp fen l~iittolo'
pimufIisia, bppdtipp Ioninto'oifeu-
ben periaatteen parbaana feinona
fanIaintpdIisten tpipmpsien r%atfaiie'
miiefTi."
TdtG ennen on fafIi %paItiota, ME
mittdin 0ene5uela ia 8raiilia, fitou'
tunut perustus IaisIaan idttdmddn
foitfi riitania iopinto' oifeuoen rat'
faistapieIi.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
Ranbea prtnettpmmmS Veniplipas
niasfa.

Iustin, Pa., ippst. 80 p, - yl
faboetianiotaa ibmistd butfui ia In.
femattpmat ioutuipat raaiorifoifii
Fun 9apIes PuIp &c paper.pbtiDn
iattildispato pubfeIi ia enemmdn
fuin 500 miIioonaa 9aloonaa pettd
tnlni pli faupun9in, tuottaen tuboa
la fuolemaa.
SuIna fuIti Idpi faupunsin life
f~esfustan ia melfein faitfi Iiiferas
fennufiet lubistuipat fotoon tai pas
Ioipat. 2uulIaan ettd noin tubannen
rafennusta on tuIpa ia tuli bdnits
tdnpt ia IiifefesfufIesia on ainoas,
taan muutamia rafennutIia iddnpt
IeiIomaan.
Suuri ola ibmiTid Ell ebtinpt ulos
aIunnoistaan ennenfuin ne olipot
t,len~ nauasIa tai Iortuimat alas,
buubaten raunioibinia iiIdud oueet
ibmiiet.
9uIpa tempaIi mufaania buoletto.
nina Ieiffinid Iapiia, ipDsten beibdt
fomalan fuoleman nbreifii.
Gaafi Jon aIaoiasIa omat meIfein
faiffi rafennufiet bdminneet peruss
tutiiaan mpDten ia ne, iotfa iddstpi'
mat tulpaltc, ioutuipat fobta tulen
pbreiffi.
Sdminneistd rafennufiista oIipat
Iuurimpia dustin panfti, CONNER.
ciaIs Dapis Souies ia Wbite !Souies
botelit iefd 9apIes pulp &c paper
ia emporium 2umber pbti6itten ra.
fennufIet. Goeudmainitusia Wbite
Soufe boteuisia parastaifaa pibet.
tim maaIeia ia luuuaan ettd Iuuri
iouffo ibmiiid iai iurmanio botelin
palaesTa.
Wieldfin foubeammafIi fdni tia
fen idlfeen FUN tulpa oil 10 obitie.
Iustinin fompungisIa on iuonnon'
ldbteistd iobbettu faaiu ia fun tut
ma riffoi faaiun fesfusioboon,
pddii faoIu mirtaamaan ulos ia ipt.
tpi tuleen.
Woimafas tuuli fuletti plan tulen
Idbeiiempddn taloon ia muutamasia
minuutisIa oil ainafin tuIina faoIu.
puttia ritfoutunut. Suli lepiIi nos
peasti talosta toiIeen ia plan oil fo'
TO faupunfi pbtend tuIimerend nieI'
len faifen minfd tuItpa oil idttdnpt
tuboamatta. DielG ei ole tarffaa
tietoa tuinfo poIion ibmiIid poloi
tai bautaontui iorumiin rafennufs
FIN.
Dasbinston, .. s. ippSf. 30 p. -
punai len Histin IGbettdmdt anustas
iat omat ldbteneet onnettomuuspai'
faue ia mpDsfin aiotaon balitutIel-
ia maatia atpuStuStu.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
9nrffi 81 tuastnsta Staliaa

2onstontinopeIi, ippsf. 20 p. =
Curtin bouituS OF pddttdnpt Ell rpb
tpd aIeeliiesti mostuStamoan Stas
liam bonffeita tpauota SripoIi, eifd
Iiioin rpbtpd mibinfddn toimiin Sur'
fisIa oIesfeIepiin itoIiaIoifiin ndb'
ben. Nain on pddtidnpt bauitus
meneteud iiind ~toitposio, ettd Staiia
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
Gotta talee plemaa,i lbbptifdinen,

Berlin, ippsf. 30 y. = OipIomaat'
tiiisfa piireisid oaaan DleenIa iitG
mieltG, ettd iobanfdpnti tuIee ole.
moan bppin lpbptifdinen. SuuriIo
panfeiua ianptoon 10 plemon ilmoi'
tutien, ettd iota on 10 melfein lop.
puun iuoritettu. Sdmd on iobhhnui
liitd, eta IuiIaan Curtin pitemmittd
mutfitta f%uostufpan Stalidm maati'
muffin buolimotta iiitd, ettd ie
alusIa ubfaili ola toipumoton Sta.
liam paatimufiele. DirouiIeIta to'
bolta on iaatu tietdd, ettd Stalia aia
foo olottaa uuoeIeen neuipottelut
Curtin fansia beti FUN le on ottanut
baItuunia Sripplin.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05

ei tuliIi fobtelemaan Sripolin aIuf=
faita futen mauotettua fanlaa.
Waifta Surfiaa onfin noin 1OO0,s
900 Iotilasta ia 1000 tpftid, eli ie
fuitenfaan moi paIion StaIiaa mas
tustaa, fud laimasto on mitdtDn
t%perrathuna Stalian latpastoon on.
Surtfi on weoonnut iuurmaItoibin,
ppptdd iopintosoifeuoen ratfaiiua
aiiasIa.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
6 vuOsikerta

s. &c g. poliiIi Bdct ia morIbaIIi
Sruoeu omat fumpai,etfin fdpneet
tolosia fatIomasia ia pddttaneet
PARMA toimeen ionfinlaista paran.
nusta lasten oloisia. Solicit iTdd iaa.
ba lapiistaan buolebtimaan, iulepat
ne lunltamaeti ldbetettdpitii Cough
tanin lasten fotiin. ToisIa lauontai.
ma oil lid tullut tpDmaaItuan Eau.
puntitn ia iiaoin antanut lapfiueen
25 ienttid ietd biemon leipdd. 2opnt
roboistaau oil ban luultapasti tubs
lannut iuomiin, fosfapa bdnet oil
ndbtp %iuppuneena iomana %lauantais
no ia ieuraamona iunnuntaina. go
litfit Ianopat ettG nliesid ndpttdd ps
lelpou mabopton bptpdGG 5oomaan
muutiamaan eldmdnidtapoia, ioten
ban tulee luultGipuoii bna6teitanaf=
I oiteuteen lasteuia %clnnnpu laimins
lepmne6td.
Yaini 3nlntb 'isfa, fanialoi'
femme piIofoif.in ia ameritalaiien
Ho9ers'in mdIiud piime lauantaina
ratfeii piIafoff'in poitofIi. Gniimdi'
len faabon Iai q. "a minuutisI ia ia
80 iefunnisia,> mddntden BANNER
loct-otteeua mastustaiania bartiat
NATION. SoiIen otteen iat 81. mar.
pasotteeaa 10 minuntisia ia % ies
funnisia. &olmannen ia ratfaiieman
faaoon iai q. 4 minuutisIa, mddn'
tden mioestaan bammerlocfiua R.
mattoon.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-05
9irie Wanfilasta.


Doi ddretDntd philadelphia mitd
mauitIifaan fammiosIa a! -
glroua aafpaqa furfano 'bauooiua,
fotta oil t6Dtettp pabnoiuo ram'
boiua, ipapautta bdae Ell iuotuna
Ell! -
Sli iunnuntai iltapdifpd. Din mais
! puneena iuuri ipwddn pfindiIppteen,
Fun naapurin omeua fuulii mubbin
ddni: yllos baaliin, iputuin!" Snfo
uuupatiae tpieroita trgut, toai? aiat'
telin, paan iamasia ianottiin minul.
Ietin Iamat fanat, maiffa mdbdn
biIiempaa. 2itfoiato? poifiofo2 Gbs
fd iofu pappi tai pubuia Fun ndin
faitti pbta aifaa, aiattelin. Wlind
aifatpptid panemaan rneftaita" pal.
tani fauIufieen, mabbin mennesId
pbd eoeIeeu, aufoen omia. 60 oia'
tellesian ettd iields ipoipi. ola tpts
tDidfin, min fampafin pddni %iataufs
IeIe ia panin moita biufIiini - Ia'
moin ndtpi SAM tefetpdn, fun me.
min bdntd tapaamaan.
gliin iitd Iitten mentiin alas baas
lin ia iieItd plDs firffoon: rpbtpiIid
faifti perafanaa marsIien. Gtupeufs
Fl tuli aipan tdpteen fuuIiioista.
SieUd niiStuteltiin nenidnId faitu
fopasti ia pboteItiin mitd tuIeman
pitt. III aitaafaan, min tulee fafii
nuorebfoa miestd r%paboin" I%euraas
mana ia toinen beistd olfaa pubeIe.
maan f~irioista: r&osfa tddltd on
fuulanut malitufIia ettei tabbo OLA
teiad fpuin lufemiSta, Min me olem'
me foettaneet banffia teiQe ndbGn
firiauiiuutta ia MT oIemme tuoneet
niitd tdnne. Sn monta eri laiia Cir.
ialiiuuttd: futen romaaneia, bistos
riauifia %teofIia y. m. &aiffiaan l..
20 niooSta." pube muuttui meIfein
fobta feSfusteIufTi. Saettiin pienid
pibfoiia iofaileIe. Suuremmot teof.
iet annettiin firiaston-boitaian me-.
2abben buostaan. Mindfin iain fu.
pofirion vWaantieteeIiI id futpaeI.
milo" ia din mieIisidni. SpmpiIe.
tpdn ndtDimdt toiietfin; fufpatiriat
foprisIa fuipia tibtailipat ia naure.
linot, toilet bibittindt ia toilet DO.
bottipat. &oiffi menipat i~loiIina
fommioibinIa. -
Niin, ipodmeuiiet fiitotiet BELLE,
iotfa muistanat tammion lapIia.
9iriat onat ne affunat, ioiben faut.
ia iieln f~atielee ulos mailman ia
fen muofIi iuuri opot ne terpeeniIid
nellie. Wte baIaiamme uIos maails
moan, maaiImaan, misia maan bar.
mat meitd oifein tuntefpat. = Iuos
jan omot tuntepot uIein mddrin tot.
Ienio, poan fpud 2uoia tintee Ole
fein omanio. 3iitotIet tuItittoon mie'
Iibppamme teiGel
2aiftien manfien puoIesta
$. 8.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
PAINFULLY RAsHEuL.

A shy young man had been calling
on the sweetest girl in the world" foT
many moons; but being bashful, his
suit progressed slowly. Finally she
decided to encourage him, so the next
time he called she pointed to the rose
in his coat and said:
"TH give you kiss for that rose"
A crimson flush overspread his coun-
tenance. but the exchange was made
after some hesitation on his part
Then he grabbed his hat and started
to leave the room.
why. where are you going?" she
asked.
ITO the-er-forist for more roses"
he said.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

Husband-Does that new novel turn
out happily?
Wife-It doesn't say. 1t only says
they were married.
Private Johnson, dismount"
Private Johnson gave no sign.
Again the order was given, with
like result
third time the captain gave the
order.
Private Johnson, dismount," but the
little private could keep patience no
longer and fairly roared out:
Don't be a fool. captain. You know
I can't get on again
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
THE FOOLISH CAPTAIN.

In a certain regiment there was &
private of very small stature who 20
make himself look as big as the rest.
had a very tall horse. II was Well
known that Private Johnson could not
mount unassisted. so there was great
amusement when one day they heard
she order:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
THE SHAMROCK.

Oh, France has got the fieur-dc-li
And EnPland's got the rose,
And Scotland for yer ensign
The heather thistle shows.
But Ireland's got the shamrock
In all the valleys seen,
And ever wears upon her heart
The triple shield Of green.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
Al The LAWYERS.

you want a divorce? What are
your reasons2"
wen. l can't stand my wife any
longer"
rs that all? My dear fellow. nearly
all OF us could say that"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
IN DANGER.

did yer get anyfnk, BiH?"
Nah: the bioke wot lives ere IS
lawyer chap"
'BHmy, Come ant quick or youu
lose somethinkt
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
ABOUT THE SAME THING.

by George!" said Mr.. Polar Bear as
he gazed at the borealis. It's a cork
err
NO" said Mrs. Polar Bear TT is
not a corker; it's aurora"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
TIT FOR TAT,

Musfcian-This note you gave me is
counterfeit.
Auditor-It's not worse than many
that your orchestra played.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

Lodger-E5ow dared you lose ny let
teri
Landlady-Dont WORT. read H.
and it was not interesting
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

Don't you know that il is forbidden
to fish here?'
But I am not fishing am on.y
giving my IainnOws a swim"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
A LUNcHEoN FoR MARCH ".

Cream Of spinach soup.
Chicken crg4ua'tar Gro. 90 peas.
Lettuce salad
Pistaehio fec cream. Cakes with green
icing Salted almonds.
Olives. Green candies.
Coffee
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
SHE CAME BACK.

Rejected Suitor-Don't you think I
am well preserved?
Saucy Coquette-Judging from your
face. l should say you were embalmed.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
CHEAPER.

Dearest. I've dropped my diamond
ring down the bath pipe. You must
send FOR a plumber
"No: I'll buy sou another ring. u
WIN lie cheaper
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
PRORIrM

Business Man shall want you 70
BE- partly indoors ana partly outdoors.
The Simpl. OUc-Yes. Tir Hut what
will happen 90 rae n t1e door slams;
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

THE DRAMA UP > DATE.
Shr- so you are sure that your now
play win be n suc'sssf
Ho Certain WHY o.en the man.
a0er bluahr3 when ~ read o.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
A VISION oF ERIN.

A VISION OF ERIN.
A bit av a tune 10 RE ear Is brought
BY a passing. vaErant breeze.
A bar from a tune me ears once knew
In a land across the seas.
It's the dear old Wearing az the
Green"
And il bears me far away.
In mind and heart I'm in Eriu's isle,
And it's morn. St Patrick's day.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
|, SOUND REASON.

A SOUND REASON.
Mistress Didn't you hear me call
Ing. jane
Jane-Tcs'm. but YOU told me the
other day never To h1nswcr YOU back.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
The UNIVERSAL COLOR.

THE UNIVERSAL COLOR
All. Nora. dear. an don't forget the
shamrock for your hair.
an a sprig to grace your true loves
new cObeen.
Set your ribbons gayly iyin'.
So no eye can help espyin'
That everybody's wearin' green.
Sure. what's he day? Ye needn't ask
We know the month is March.
An we've reached at last the day
marked seventeen,
When your true love marches gayly
Wild a brand new big shillalah,
An everybodys wearin' g en-.
St. Patrick must be smilin' whin he
sees the world lelow
Forget the wintry frost that it has
seen.
Now all the trees and grasses
Initiate the purity asses,
An everybody's wearin' green.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
ST. PATRICK.

ST. PATRICK.
There's no doubt as 20 his pedigree.
Some say in France his life began.
But French or English all agree
St Patrick was a gentleman.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-07-05
Double Bill Divided.

BOSTON. July 4.-(Morning camel
The Washingtons won the morning
game from Boston TO 4, the local
pitchers getting wild under the influ-
ence OF the heat. Walker. OF Wash
ington. went up in the sixth and Bos-
ton scored all its four runs Score;
Washiugtpn ......1 % 3 / O q l.
Hoston ...........O o 0 O o O o o.
Batteries Walker. Hughes ana Henry:
1icotie. Hall Magic and Nunamaker
Williams. mpires Ecan and sheridan
Afternoon game-BOston won the
afternoon game TO 3. In the ninth
inning Hooper. Gardner and Speaker
singled Lewis flied TO Lelivet and
Hooper was safe at the plate with the
winning run when Henry dropped Le-
livet's perfect throw. Cicotte was
overcome by the heat at the close or
the eighth inning Score:
Washington ..oOOneo 3 i
Boston .-....o I OO1O O1-4 IL
Batteries-Groom. Hughes and y. Wal
ker and Henry. Wod, Cicotte and Kilt
lay and \unamaker