The Falls City tribune., 1911-03-31
hasn't been convicted.

rels and gets them, he shouldn't try
To convince the public he is a mar
tyr.
What has become of the old-fash-
Toned party who argued that no pitch
er could throw a curve ball?"
Does a city yer get so big that
the business men are not expected
, to pony up several times every
year?
Supper. as a rule, is more effect
I've than sin in making a man lie
brute unless he is greatly interested
in children and sweet peas.
4 man who buys a diamond en-
gagement ring on the installment
plan is in too much of a hurry.
\ mothers notion of an ideal
daughter Is one who thinks more Of
her mother than she does Of the
boys.
awake nights viewing the Past with
regret.
They are still letting the woman
do the work: machinery has helped
the farmer more than it has helped
his wife.
\ good many men have fooled
themselves when they thought they
could fool the public and make money
at it.
Some country towns are SO dull
that a baptism in the nearby creek
is counted something Of a sporting
event.
Your friends may lot help you
very much but they doubtless
amount to more than a recount in
that particular.
The average woman is wholly I'M
able to understand why a train
should leave 1t 1858 instead of ex-
aetly at 4 o'clock.
Although it may be true that
money cannot win love, it seems to
be able to try-out a large line of
samples in that line.
The Lancaster Literary society will
shortly debate the question: Should
a mar who has made a success in
politics be known as a business man?'
II all the young men who went
west 10 make fortunes would stay
there, the railroads would have d
god deal less trouble with the
tramp problem.
Daughters education is frequently
acquired in a manner which doesn't
give her much of a show to accumu-
late a little common sense along
with it.
While the incubator has it's faults,
being no good for laying purposes,
you don't have to pour cold water on
it, or lock it up, to make it quit
setting.
A man who has a notion to order
an automobile, is very modest, but
he gets over it when the a ar
lives n he begins to enlarge on
its superior merits.
Adam was the first bum sport, but
there have been a good many men
like him since, giving to blaming their
trouble on the women after they
were found out.
Every married mar knows that
the millinery opening and house
cleaning come in the spring, although
many are too busy to keep tab OF
the violet and bluebird.
1t is much easier to take a mans
word for it than to wait for a dem
onstration. and in certain in
stances, like public speaking, the
first way is more satisfactory.
When a preacher, in explaining a
point. says Matthew SIS, it is the
same as when a writer uses a French
sentence to illustrate his meaning:
no one understands it.
No man was eve SO busy he forgot
when payday came.
Do things, and let someone else
talk them over.
The first robin has more enter
prise than ense.
Some liars are so persistent they
fool themselves.
Looking for a location is often
just an excuse for a bum.
Some men are so smart that they
can even sell an old typewriter.
It takes a good deal longer to
quit a bad habit than it does to
learn it..
Many men, who consider them
As a general rule, about the slow
est system of landing a good job is
to wait 10 BE- appointed to it.
II a woman a y another woman is
pretty. she is almost sure to add:
But she hasn't a bit Of sense
solves as martyrs, are merely chumps
Among the other popular fictions,
there is that story about the cheap