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Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

DIR. Blacks Eye Water contains no
poison, is painless and harmless, and
guaranteed to cure sore eyes in people.
horses and dogs. A bottle will be sent
by mail on receipt of price, 25c. Address:
!. R. Black Medicine Co., Manufac-
turers, Kennett. Mo. For sale by all
druggists.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

Assessor IaSsin has filed his tax rolls
with the State Auditor, Sheriff and Clerk
OF Court respectively.
Mr.. Angelo Hymel has severed his
connection with the large Caire store,
where he was employed as clerk. Mr.
Hymel leaves shortly for New Mexico,
where he goes to join Mr.. John R. Gaunt
Jr., late of Becnel.
. 3 3
The Bank of st. John, SO well known
to all, will pay 81 per cent. interest on
time deposits. This is the more attrac-
tive when we consider the safety and Sc
curity of all deposits made in this po-
pular institution.
President Lasseigne, of the Police
Jury, has appointed Mr.. P. Barre on the
committee, with the president as ex off
clio Chairman thereof, to visit President
Lombard of the State Board of Engi-
neers, for the purpose of securing all
data and information necessary toward
the building of good roads in our parish.
Miss Noeie Hart, of Reserve, has ten
dered her resignation as teacher in the
Leon Godchaux School, to the Board of
School Directors. This information, if
accurate, creates distinct void in the
teaching corps at Reserve. Miss Hart is
particularly endowed with highest quail
tiles of heart and mind. and her long ser
vice as teacher is appreciated to such
an extent that her voluntary retirement
is regretted by parents and children.
The @Meschacebe" hopes, at some future
time, to chronicle the good news that
Miss Hart will again devote herself to
educational work III onr midst.
Hon. Louis Hvmel. of St. James par
ish where he directs the destinies of
several large sugar plantations so judi
cieusly and successfully. was at LaPlace
ON Sunday, accompanied by his overseer.
Mr.. Septime Tregre. While there. these
gentlemen were the guests of the Messrs.
Dry and Refine.
The nice growing crops at LaPiace
were much admired by the St. James
planters, who also took occasion to IN
spect the roads there.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
Senath, Mo.

S6u0CuS u0Us
Mr.. +. NJ. Karnes, Yorkville, Tenn. ,
Dear Sir:-Replying to your favor
of the 4th inst, beg to say that ]. r.
Black Medicine Co., is thoroughly re-
liable and their DR.. Blacks Eye Water
the most nearly a specific for sore eyes
of any remedy ever handled. / sold
nearly two gross last season and did not
have to refund single bottle.
Cancer Drug Store.
Sent BY mail on receipt of price, 25c!
Address: ]. R. Black Medicine Com,
pany, Manufacturers, Kennett, Mo.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

The Sultan-"By Allah! shall bow
string my visier Behold, announced
that would sell my nareIn al auction
and none but penniless females are pres
ent at the sale"
The Caliph-"YOur august advertis-
ing man is a humOrist, commander of
the Faithful. He put headline on his
notice.
How could you fall in love with such
because he is man not of words but
of deeds, and he will make the most
valuable of the deeds over to me-"
"Young Miss Prettyface, who is such
a social lavorite, made stirring speech
at the sufragist meeting which caused
everybody to cheer"
tWell, it ought to come natural to a
belle to make ringing speeches.
'I'ye advertised for reliable, careful
chauffeur"
''Do you expect to get one ?''
''Yes, indeed. All the reckless dare
devils seem to be employed"
"Joined in June" is the way a south
ern newspaper heads IA wedding report.
This suggests a few other alliteratlons.
as Fastened in February" MATED i'll
May" Attached IN August" .Spliced
in September" aud divorced in De
cember."
Yes" said Barkins, as he lit an op-
nrossiye 1-cent cipar and began putfiuu
upon il, | must confess | am fond 81
the weed"
"Well, all I've got to say" said
Binks, jumping to windward of the
smoker, sis that if we had live health
officer in this town that weed would be
pulled"
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
Public Schools Reopen
On September Is.

Vacation lays are numbered and the
children will be gald( p to know that the
schools open on Monday, the %.
With but few exceptions. the teachers
have been selected and all preliminaries
have been complied with. Indications
pomt to record breaking attendance
"a os,ening day.
Is soan IS asaiiai',e, The az sysss sss.s.,,n -
viii publish the Official lssf - cpy reply
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
September Quips.

Mother, Pm invited to go swim
ming"
"Well, my dear, that's all right"
Il know 1t Is, mother, but tell me
should leave my store hair on or take
1T OF before L go lnto the water ,"
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
FOR SALE.

One room residence, situated Il
miles in rear of Johnson Station. at
Becnel. First class condition, with bath.
Also outbuildings, all fenced in.
Price $500.
Becnel, La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

For acute conjunctivitis Common
red sore eyes) no remedy in the world
equals DR.. Blacks Eye Water. The
most aggravated cases are often cured
IN thirty-six hours by this celebrated
remedy. Sent by mail on receipt Of
price, 25c. Address: J. R. Black
Medicine Co., Manufactures, Kennett.
Mo. For sale by al, druggists.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
WANTED.

An active and reliable cores
pondent at every post-office in
St. John parish. Address: The
Meschacebe, Edgard; La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

Gibbs-"Your wife seems to be COL
trary sort OF wOman.o
DIoos s-"Contrary Why whenever
1 ASK her to darn my stockings she knits
her brows''
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
NOTICE TO THE PUBLICl

The undersigned will stand for the season
his beautiful and well-bred Stallions:
REX, steel grey. foaled in 1902. Sire: BEN
Wahl, Record 2:1S. Dam: Lady M. by Archie
Altmont, Record 2:l4, sire of Dude ArchdaiA.
Record 2:04t
NOBEL NJ, chestnut colt, star, hind ankle
white Sire; Nobel. Record 2:10. Dam: Sailie
Simpson. Record PIP. He is a splendid indi-
vidual and has good spec inheritance.
DR.. S. MONTEGUT,
LaPlace; La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

John, whatever induced you to buy
a house i'll the forsaken region"'
zone of the best real estate men in
the business. .n-LIte.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
FOR SALE.

One Howard Piano; One Piano Player
Attachment, % rolls of latest music for
Player. Original Cost, $500. Will sell
for S4OO. Cash or terms to suit purchaser.
Apply to GEO. WIENER,
Becnel La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

Before buying an AUTOMOBILE
Compare "THE CHALMERS"

For particulars see or write to
LOUIS MAURIN,
Sub-Agent for this parish.
Reserve; La.
Free demonstration to interested parties.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

5 or 6 doses "6ee" will cure
any case of Chill and Fever.
Price, Csc.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

5 or 6 doses ae66n will e. ia1
any case of Chills and Fevs
Price, Csc. f
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09
E. G. DeBAUTTE,
THINNER AND SLATER.
Office and Shop at Lucy, La.

Offers his services to the inhabitants
of the parishes of st. John, st. James
and st. Charles. All work guaranteed
and charges moderate.
Orders can be addressed direct or left
at this Office.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

If you own an Automobile,
you should have our Auto
Supply Catalog. 1t only
costs a postage stamp and
the time to ask for it.
JOS. SCHWARTZ Co., Limited.
New Orleans, La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

TIME TABLE.
TEXAS AND PACIFIC RAILWAY.
EDGARD STATION.
FORMERLY ST. JOHN.
Passenger trains going East.
No. So. Cannon Ball ....................6.55 A. NJ
No. 81. New Orleans Mail....-......3.O9 P. NJ
No. So. Accommodation. .................9.3S A. NJ
No. 90. Merry Widow ".............7.1S P. NJ
Passenger Trains going West.
No. By. Texas MAIL. A. NJ
No. 3d. Ell Paso Express. P. Nj
No. 55. The Limited. ted.....................249 P. NJ
No. 81. Merry Widow ".............-10.25 P. NJ
The Leger and Lorio transfer meets trains
Nos, 55, 56 and So
YAZOO AND MISSISSIPPI VALLEY
RAILWAY.
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going South
No. II. Yicksburg Express. ....4 Is P. N.
Passenger trains going North
No. %. Vicksburg Express............s.20A A. NJ.
No. "a. Baton Rouge Accommodation5.30 80 P. NJ
Y. &M V. MOTOR CAR.
DAILY
Going South, leaves at......-...-...5.42 P. NJ.
:" North, ......-............s.10A 10 A. M.
FRISCO RAILWAY.
LOUISIANA RAILWAY AND NAVIGATING, GOMPANY'S TRACK
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East (Stop on Signal)
NO. fio T. NJ.
No. 4..........
Passenger trains going West
~.
The MONTE transfer meets these trains daily.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1911-09-09

Assessor Tassin has filed his tax rolls
with the State Auditor, Sheriff and Clerk
OF Court respectively.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04

The Twentieth Century club of Bos
portrait of Julia Warde Howe paint
ed by her son-in-law, John Elliott, be
hung in Faneui, hall, the cradle Of
liberty"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
dumping jupiter"

Mr. Richarl earle is an actor who
has made more successes through his
own invention than any other musical
comedy star in the business. George
M. Cohan possibly just bit better
than a competitor. earle and Co
han represent the brains of musical
shows as actors and authors. Jump
ing Jupiter" shows the lanky come
dian in fine fettle on his own particu.
lar browsing ground. Never in the
| least disturbed by having his stage
companions make good fact. wei
coming anybody who can set pace
Mr.. earle has developed in the
twelve weeks of his play at the Cort
theater Chicago whimsical character
who is always a delight. His fellow
workers have ample opportunities and
respond to them. Edna Wallace Hop
per, with her nicely adjusted sense OF
comedy. might almost star in the
piece. If ii were not dedicated tC
Richard. Himself" Nobody sings a
song better than Lillian Shaw or Will
Phiibrick and Ina Claire's genius fol
! mimicry has won her a three years
contrast with FraZee and Lederer, Mr.
Carries managers. Seats go on sale
Friday but the mail orders are already
being received for the performance al
the Gennett theater next Monday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
Old Men Retired
Industrial Concerns will En-
gage Only Young Men

In these days of strenuous competi-
ton when dividends count for more
than men. the man who retains his
youth is the man who holds his Job
the longest.
That is why one of the most sue
cessful dermatologists in Paris has
warned young men to take good care
of the hair. If you grow bald at 80
or So or even when you are older, that
bald spot will so far as appearance
goes. add 10 years to your life.
Men who have hair should b. all
means keep it. In later years it may
mean a livelihood to yourself and
family
Dandruff means falling hair; falling
hair means dandruff. Stop falling hair
and dandruff now. Go to Leo Fl
Fines and get large so cent bottle
of Partisan Sage. He will guarantee
it to stop falling hair; to drive out all
dandruff and kill the dandruff germs
or money back
Remember that the man with bald
head who seeks a position is handi
capped at the start. Partisan Sage
will make hair grow. will give it q
lustrous appearance that denotes
health and youthfulness. For sale by
Leo H. Fihe and druggists everywhere
Girl with Auburn hair on every bottle
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
No Better Neyuins Than
This Hosne-M One

The household nerve remedy suggested
below is simple and can be made at small
cost. But just the same. 1t Is q splendid
medicine for weakened or deranxed
nerves. Even in cases of nervous prostra-
ton and St. Vftus Dance II has been used
with great success.
From any druggist buy five cents worth
OF Hops and 9 ounces of TharGol Conn
pound tfifty cents WORTH. Make a strong
tea by sleeping the Hops In q pint of boil
ing water. then strain. Put the TharEot In
an S-ounce thaif-pinO bottle. and all II
UP with the Hop Tea. Try two teaspoon
fuls four times daily.
This homemade nervine is very prompt
In its relief of any nervous ailnent Re-
ing free from optates or other dangerous
drugs, 1t is entirely safe to use and has
no evil after effects. 1t soothes and
strengthens the nerves, and Is especially
fine for nervous headache or sleepless-
ness. In fact. no better nerve remedy can
be had at any price.
Your druggist has TharEol Comp. or will
get II for you on request. II not. send to
Indiana Pharmaceutical Co. II. Wayne.
Ind, -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
How TO Cure
Your Own Kidneys
a New Guaranteed Treatment. The
Best That the Worlds Best Kid.
nsy Specialists Could Give
You.

Here Is the best remedy for your
Kidneys. backache. and the diseases
that come from bad kidneys that the
worlds greatest brains can give you.
Take advantage of II. Cut this out
and keep II. II your kidneys are too
far gone. nothing else may save you.
II then rests with your Maker.
Now, II you have pain In the small
Of the back. at times or constantly. II
the urine Is profuse or scanty. IL it
Is smoky or cloudy after IL stands a
few hours. or has a bad odor. or IL you
have pain In the bladder or touch
OF rheumatism anywhere, the chances
are almost 100 to 1 that your kidneys
are clogged with body poisons OF va.
rious kinds.
Bladder troubles, rheumatism,
Brights disease and so on. come from
bad. dying kidneys. They can't throw
out the poisons.
Stop everything else you may be
taking for your kidneys. bladder or
rheumatism. Stop! Put your whole
Lcart and soul in the following treat.
ment and so to bed tonight never more
doubling for a moment that you will!
be quickly relieved and saved.
Go TO your druggist and ask him
for DIR. Dcrby's Kidney Pills. nothing
more. Every box. every pill is guar.
antced. You will say 1t is the greatest
remedy that man has ever found. Some
Of the most prominent men and wo-
men OF the country believe in them
because they have been cured by
them. .
DIR. Dcrby's Kidney Pills are safe.
give no bad after effects. In the first
- hours you will feel different. better.
DIR. Derby's Kidney Pills are sold by
all druggists--60 pills-10 days treat
ment-25 cents. or direct from Derby
Medicine CO.. Eaton Rapids. Mich. II
YOU want to test them first, just ask
Your druggist for free sample pack.
age.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
At the Murray This Week.

The greatest musical engagement of
the year is at the Murray this week.
The great Wilhelmi in his impersona-
tons of the famous composers assist
ed by his augmented Imperial Yacht
orchestra. No acts in months has
created the sensation that this has.
Local musicians declare the Imperial
Yacht orchestra to be probably the
best organization of its size which
has ever entertained local circles.
Leonard Bros, equiiibrists do some
excellent work. some of the kind sell
dom seen and their comedy work is so
neatly done and fits in so well that
the act is far more pleasing than the
usual run of this kind.
\ The Sloane Duo have an act of re-
fined singing and talking. Good mo-
ton pictures open and close the show.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
coNJURlNG BIRDS.
Trick Sparrovs Of Henskons and Orc
Of rhsir Feats.

Trick Sparrows Of Eionokons and Orc
Of rhsir Feats.
The famous Chinese conjurinS birds
are Java sparrows. AT street corners
in Hongkong sedate old Chinese may
be seen putting the birds through their
tricks for the benefit of strangers.
Each birdcase has sliding door,
and just outside this Is pack Of little
cardcases. each containing a picture
and a small pot holding half dozen
grains OF rice
When the stranger, pursuant to the
suggestion of the owner. hands over
the necessary coin this is placed with
the pack of cards at the cage door
Then the owner will undo the fasten-
ing OF the door. The bird. eyins the
coin. thea the cards. then the coin
again, as II he thought his perform
ance too cheaply valued. descends
from his perch. opens the door with
his beak, hops outside. draws card
from the pack and passes it to his
master. He receives in reward one
grain OF rice.
The man takes the little picture
from the case received from the bird
and hands 1t TO the stranger TO inspect.
He then returns it to the case, accom-.
panied by the tiniest fat slip OF BAN
boo, and shufHes the case up with the
rest of the pack. The bird descends
and selects case. and the stranger
opens it. TO find the identical one CON
tanning the bamboo.
IL
only possible way of explaining is
that the bamboo slip is slightly scent
ed.-Exchange
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
AT Local TheQters
Cohan Comedy Company.

Tonight the Powell and Cohan COM
pany will play My Western Rose"
which is the bill which Miss Portfolio
has been announcing as the one in
which they commit murder and kill
off all the actors and few of the
musicians besides. Nothing for a long
time has been as successful in the
amusement line as has the compeny
headed by Miss Cairo Portfolio which
has appeared at the Gennett during
the holidays. The novelty of seeing
and hearing musical comedy at popular
prices has appealed to the public
fancy and the result has been srch as
to surprise even the sanguine expec-
tations OF the managers of the enter
prise Tomorrow evening a double
supply Of green trading stamps will be
presented with each ticket, and on Fri
day evening a surprise is promised in
the way of special act which will be
, a decided novelty.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04

Lee Bolts. son of DR.. A. T, Bolts,
of Glasgow. has five almost full
grown ouails that were Matched and
raised by bantam hen. They initiate
chickens in all of their habits except
20 go on a pool to roost. The mothers
repeated attempts to induce her flock
10 observe the customs of fowldonl
have failed. and she goes with the
quails to corner of the henhouse
where she hovers them all night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04

Lew Dockstader, the minstrel man.
was returning from the race track late
one afternoon.
How much did you VIM" some one
asked him.
Fifty dollars" he answered.
"On what horse?" asked the other
man.
ION the clotheshorse." replied Dock
stader. He had won the fifty by hav-
ing forgotten 1t at home in the pocket
of a pair Of trousers thrown across q
set Of stretchers.-Irvin Cobb in New
York Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
DIXIE GIRL WEBS
AN ARMY OFFICER
american News Service)

Knoxville. Tenn, Jan. AT a bril-
liant military wedding here today
Miss Alice Marshall daughter of Mr.
and Mrs John Scruggs Brown of this
city and granddaughter of former Gov
ernor Marshall of Minnesota, became
the bride of Lieut.. Chester Paddo>
Mills of the Eleventh cavalry. U: S. A
The bridegroom is the son of Genera
Mills, commander of the department
of the Gulf.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-04
FREAKS OF NATURE.
Two Queer Rock Formations on the
island Of St. Helena.

Two Queer Rock Formations on the
island Of ST. Helena.
There are at least two queer freaks
Of nature on the island Of st. Helena
or, rather, four, for one Of them is
group of three figures known the
world over as the Devils Nose" and
Lot and His Daughters" Amy one
who is able to study the island as it is
and not run wild over the Napoleonic
legends which have clustered about
that "seabound rock" since the days
when the Little Corporal was housed
there in his living grave will find much
that will repay for investigation. time
and study.
The Gucerest Of the natural forma-
tons are the oddities above alluded to.
The first of these initiative forms is 4
rocky promontory which has been
known by names which signify Old
Nick's nasal projection since May .,
1902, when Juan Castella and his men
the devil disappear beneath the waves
in the best harbor, leaving his nose as
a reminder of what might happen
should the venturcsome Spaniard seek
to take possession Of his Satanic Mai
esty's favorite haunts.
Lot and His Daughters" are three
conical rocks which can only be con
jured into representing a man and two
women by a strong play Of the imag.
nation. According to the views OF
some writer's they are weather worn
statues of colossal size. probably the
work of some aborigines of the island
Their gigantic size. however. would
seem to preclude this idea. When OF
by whom they were dubbed Lot and
His Daughters" no authority has ven
tured to say.