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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

| find myself at the age of thirty man
without trade, but with good general
education, anxious and willing to marry
and settle down, but owing to the uncer-
tainty of employment unable to keep my
self, and much less two.
Steady income is very necessary if I
am to take a course of any kind at a
school. 1t seems that there ought to be
positions open for young fellows of my
caliber. But I am unable to find them.
| am only average in ability, SO where
has the average man a chance? Only the
shinin0 lohts and those hor,, with ,o+,,roI
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
place for Separator.

If your separator is set up in the
stable, move it to better place as
soon as you can. The stable, with it's
dust and odors, is no place in which
to handle milk, with it's readiness for
absorbing odors and bacteria.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

it is claimed that there are as many
microbes on dollar bill as on fly.
But the dollar bill does not make such
desperate and continuous efforts to
alight on you
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Anklets may be considered proper by
Chicago society women, but it is not
likely that they will become popular
In Queen Mary's court
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

When policemen raided a poolroom
IN New York it was too hot for the
men caught there to run away.
Which Is another way Of breaking
heat records.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

In view of the fact that the water
is fine it would be a good idea to
learn to swim A swimmer has moth
ing to fear from the fool who rocks
the boat
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
IS A PIONEER IN ECONOMICS

In these days when SO much is said
and done for the conservation of our
natural resources there has sprung up
new school of economists who are
preaching the doctrine that in labor
every effort, every expenditure of
muscular or mental energy, should
count for the utmost and not go to
waste. A pioneer in this school is
Frederick Winslow Taylor, who re-
Gently appeared by invitation before a
committee of congress to explain how
the application of his theories in
creases the productiveness of work
men from 10 to 20 per cent.
MIR. Taylor Is a native of German
town, Pa, and has risen to his present
prominence through his own efforts.
He Is a patternmaker and machinist
by trade and a mechanical engineer
by profession. In 1878 he entered the
employ of the Midwife Steel Com
pany, Philadelphia, and was success
lively gang boss, assistant foreman,
foreman, master mechanic. chief
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

A Boston man who was crazed by
the heat tried to give away $4,000, 900
which he didn't have. 1t cannot be
denied that bis was laudabIe ambi-
zion
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Vacations are now the regular order
of business.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

equaled by few other plants for their
pleasing effect in decoration.
The plants are very hardy, will
stand all kinds of treatment, but will
respond literally to good treatment
and will thrive in one place for ten to
twenty years. The illustration shows
a method of planting asparagus in
French nursery house.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

II the robin debugs the cherry tree
ali through the spring, ought he not
81 nave eight or ten of the cherries?
Dont shoot; pick the fruit.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
Speeding
AutOiSt
NotAlwayS
to Blame
By S. SEXTON
CHICAGO

. not a machine they Immediately begin to
dodge First they forward The driver turns his machine out Of the
av Then they suddenly decide backward The chances
the next thing dodger knows he's in hospital
matter the only safe thing for foot
when smashup inevitable stand perfectly STILL That my
sound funny but think you'll find it's good
At any rate does confuse the the wheel and gives
chance if there is one avoid the front of him."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

the BABY on one arm anu lamp III He UHer ndHl am
trying to hold her dress at the time 1t really seemed
nature should have given a third hand.
But children of about their parents
need house. Children must play they be healthy and happy,
and they hardly play flat without disturbing the negbors and
causing distress to aged people and mvaids
There who prefer house because of
greater privacy Flats better for families and houses for
beginning hard and fast rule be made
father had strong conviction Of the unwsdom of bringing
up built number of small houses for single
families ahouoh the drift of things the other He found
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

organic
establishments office accounting
organizations including steel works pulp works.
etc.. s h
who
Of
of the
something The
the anvil and did not like the innovation
which fast and this the
will
in mapyl lines of real labor.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Scientists tell us that the winters
of the future will be warmer. All of
which affords us little consolation in
summer.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

A couple of seventy in Massachu-
sets ran away to get married. 1t is
certainly remarkable how well Cupid
keeps his youth.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Chicagos cafe bandits have turned
their attention to saloons. Something
In the eating places may have suggest
ed the thirst parlors.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

The housefiy has to keep busy be-
cause its average life is but three
weeks. 1t should be swatted while it
Is very young.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

If big league baseball scouts know
their business they will keep watch
full eve on the Texas youth who has
swatted $4,000 flies.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
Hard Lot
of City
Man
Without
Trade
By j. X. LOMBARD
St. Louis

ability to make of selling the road.
Inside something can't permanently follow am
willing outside at anything that offers permanent
perform that worth So would
what should he do like
the road to the topS
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

A woman in Boston gave divorce
dinner" to her friends. Divorce. from
being a social peril. is now social
function.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Swat the fly, but kill them outright
when you make an effort to do so.
Do not swat them and let them get
away from you crippled. If you use some
practical swatter you will be surprised at
the number you can get rid of.
1t is true that there are some people
who seem to like flies, having sort Of
idea that they belong to the family. Others
say, ooh, there are always flies where there
are children"
Not at all. | have four little ones and
[ am sure that no one has fewer flies
than We As soon as we see one of the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

I'VE are told that there is fool
proof aeroplane on the market. Our
notion Of foolproof aeroplane is one
that will stay on the ground.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Think of the suffering that would
ensue If the electric fan crop should
be a failure
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Chicago announces the invention of
"a safety table knife" Chicago no
doubt feels the need of such de-
vice.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

fortune figures Ell
which
cowbe of the dimensions and in
fact ever punch novelty spring
held One OF his reasons for making TINS
almost Impossible TOT any CITY ID No
A1nsIice " % councils and It's following
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

A comfortable bank account is a
mighty handy thing to have when
summer comes.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

The tale that $4,000 worth of am
bergris was found in whale the
other day is quite a fish story.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

And now the doctors say water is
q good thing to drink at meals. 1t
is good to drink at any hour OF the
day.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

The women in Paris, according to
a leading fashion journal, are dress
mad. Ours, we presume, are just
dress-peeved.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

1t is a cold day when new aero
plane record Is not set, and this is an
unusually warm summer.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Hot weather advice-Do not slap
your neighbor on the back. He may
be sunburned
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Youth wins again. A New York
woman was courted by two brothers
aged rs and 49, She accepted rs.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

An indianapolis horse was blown
to bits by an ice machine. says an
exchange. Why not blown to
chunks?"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Frogs will never become household
pets even II they do consume great
quantities of house flies.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Unfortunately there are men who
continue to insist on running motor
boats without first learning how.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

A California man, saved from
drowning, gave a dime to his rescuer.
It was a good dime, however.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
House is Much
Better Than
Flat for Caring
City
Children
By ALICE STONE BLACKWELL

hard to lay down any hard and fast rule to which is
BETTER house flat. family of small and with
out children generally get comfort for the same
money in flat than in house. The fact of having
all the the level and not being obliged to go
up and down stairs great saving Of labor to those
bers of the family who skirts.
One of my college classmates told that until she tried
had realized the difficulties of going upstairs with
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

A whale killed recently yielded
$3.50, 900 worth of ambergris How
much Is your value In elbowgris?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

''There are two sides to every question,
and, take it from me, the speeding autoist
isn't always as black as he's painted" a
burly crossing "cop" made this remark to
me as he was directing traffic at a busy
downtown corner one afternoon last weeE
"Half of the accidents that occur every
day in the week could be avoided if it were
not for the pedestrians themselves" he
went on. s'Why, nine out of every ten
people become completely fa5bergastsal
when they get out into the middle of the
street. When they find themselves in front
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

II girl has pretty teeth she can
appreciate good joke.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

According to milliners, hats will be
lower next season, but not cheaper
we are sure.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

The man who left $4,000 to a parrot
didn't deserve to have so much
money.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Unhappy the man who has no rear
porch to sleep on.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Ore way to keep time from flying is
to watch the clock.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

There wouldn't be much money in
the sale of mirrors that would enable
us to see ourselves as others see us.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Aviators are not considered good in
surable propositions.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
sheen VIII Eat Roots.

II too many sheep are confined on
pasture they will eat the grass roots
right out Of the groux
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

its doom Ia sealed.
do not allow fly in my home and only in the spring
before the put il, that they all.
Get busy, every one!
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

The outing had its inning.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

Don't be stingy. Set basin of wa.
ter out In the yard for the birds.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

The empty purse needs TO vacation.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

One way to tell woman's age Is
to read 1t on her tombstone.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31
Green Food for Ducks.

Green oats, sweet corn fodder and
rye are excellent green food for both
old and young ducks.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-08-31

insects its doom Is sealed.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-09-05
TO AILING WOMEN.
A Little Sound Advice Will Help Many
a ufferer in Wausau.

No woman can be healthy and well
if the kidneys are sick. Poisons that
pass off in the secretions when the
kidneys are well, are refined in the
body when the kidneys are sick Kid
neys and bladder become infiamed
and swollen and worse troubles quickly
follow. This is often the true cause
OF bearing down pains, lameness,
backache, sideache, etc. Uric poison-
ing also causes headaches, zzyspells,
languor /! nervousness and rheumatic
pain.
When suffering so, try Doan's Kid
ney Pills, remedy that cures sick
kidneys. You will get better as the
kidneys get better, and health will re-
turn when the kidneys are well. Let
a Wausau woman tell you about
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Mrs. j. c. Smith, los jefferson St.
Wausau, Wis, says: 81 use Doan's
Kidney Pills whenever 1 feel in need
of kidney medicine and | have
always found splendid results. The
public statement j gave in their
praise in 1908 still holds good. Often
/ became dizzy and nervous and was
subject TO backaches and pains in nv
loins. Seeing Doan's Kidney Pills
advertised, l got box at Phi'oriek's
Pharmacy and before had used them
long, they gave me complete and last
ing relief"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the -Doan's-and
take no other.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-09-05
Oklahoma
The Land of Opportunity

The land of bright skies and
bright prospects; the new state
with room for all who are looking
for something better.
Bryan county, in southeastern
Oklahoma, is the banner agricul-
tural county Of the state, and it
has a beautiful climate and an
average annual rainfall of 40 inches,
making it a paradise for stock
raisers, dairymen, farmers and
fruit raisers. 1t is in former In
dian territory and land is still
cheap, but going up rapidly.
Durant, it's county seat, is a pro-
gressive city of 5000, with state
normal school, a girls college,
paved streets, its own water, light
and sewer plants, and room for
many manufacturing enterprises.
The undersigned, who is now
located in Durant, will be in Wau-
sau until September 5, at Ill Third
street, and will be glad to answer
all inquiries and furnish descrip-
tive reading matter on Bryan
county. r. e. POWERS.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-09-05
FARM TO EXCHANGE.

80acres-seven miles north of Marsh
field, near Mcmillan. All nice, high
clay soil land. About 20 acres free of
stumps. Is acres cleared but not
balance in wood. Small
frame house, small barn, good well
Price 81 800 including some personal
Mortgage So, 500. Will take
Wausau city or property near paper
mill for equity.
WISCONSIN INFORMATION BUREAU.
Address this office. IL
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-09-05
returns to his home in Huntington,
W. Va.
Digestion and Assimilation

Tt is not the quantity of food TAX
en- but the amount digested and
assimulated that gives strength and
vitality to the system. Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
invigora,e the stomach and liver and
enable them to perform their func-
tions naturally. For sale by all deal
erS.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-06-17

Mems union suits in balbriggan and
Isle, regular SIPS value, 7Oo
sale price 1OO
Mems half hose in finest Isle, plain
and fancy colors Csc values, loo
sale price 1OO
Silver Brand shirts, attached and
detached cuffs, plain or plated front
coat style, SIPS value, sale 7Oo
price Nv
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-29
IOc Outing Flannels at
7Ac the Yard

loc outing flannels in striped,
checked blue. pink. tan and brown
psltteIhs se Ilday Ijiy, Z Y me yara
a good quality for wear, Friday, $40
the yard
SL25, extra weight, tan and gray
cotton BLANKETS with either pink or
blue borders, Friday only, ESQ pair
72x90-inch scanned bed sheetH--our
special $50 number--Friday only $50
each.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-29
Furnishing Goods Bargains
In the Domestic Room

Mems Sanitary Fleeced Under
wear, 75c garment values -
shirts or drawers; on sale
at =. '..'.'.... 35C
Mems Fleeced Union Suits,
$1.25 values, heavy; on sale
Friday ".......... .7SC
Mems Wool Shirts or Drawers,
all wool, values to $3.50, gar
ment, $1.5O, S1.25, 9sc, 75e
Mems Medium Union Suits,
wool or cotton, worth to $500
at. $1.9S, $1.45 and CSC
Mems Wool Sweater Coats and
Sweaters, values to $500
at. .....S1.45, csc and 49G
Women's Medium Weight I'm.
derwear, Jersey ribbed vests
or pants, values to Soc
at Csc, 15c, 1890 and Sc
Women's Fleeced Union Suits,
also vests or pants, heavy,
values to $3.50
at. Zoe, soc, 4bc and Soc
Children's Fleeced Underwear,
sizes 16 to "a; on sale Fri
day ............ IL G
tRaise 2 1sc each size.
Children's Fleeced Union Suits,
sizes 6 to 16 years; on sale
at .45c
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13
DISTINCTIONS on Track.

Guy Haguewood, A. Sweringer
and Waverly Colvin, three young
men of the lone section, are in
the custody of Sheriff Hayes at the
county Jail, awaiting preliminary
hearing for putting distractions on
the railroad track just below lone
several days ago. One other young
fellow is wanted on the same charge,
and the hearing will be had when
this party is brought In from some
where in the Willamette valley.
They placed a steel rail across
the track, tore up some signbosrds,
the property of the railroad COM
rany. and obstructed the track in
such manner that the branch
train could have been badly
wrecked, and what object they
could have had in doing the job Is
not manifest. Thew will doubtless
have to pay the fiddler for their fun,
as the charge is a serious one.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13

When you want lawn mower try
one of those new styles at Gillian
& Bisbee's.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13

J. B. Adams and wife came down
from Hardman Yesterday and are spend
ing a couple OF days in the city.
All the new issues OF Edison Cylinder
records at Patterson & Son.
Joseph +. Wilkins and family we're
off to the mountains this morning, and
will go into camp for couple of weeks
in the vicinity OF Ditch creek.
Edison Photographs and records for
sale by Patterson & Son.
David Hynd was in from the Sand
Hollow ranch on Wednesday, The first
crop of alfalfa is pretty short on their
place, but good rains have boosted the
prospects for the second cutting.
All the new issues of Columbia double
disc records at Patterson & Son.
I have for sale few settings of pure
bred Brown Leghorn eggs, $500 per Is.
E. J. McClanahan strain, Eugene, Ore.
II. A. EMERSON.
J.H Wyland came in on Wednesday
with bunch Of beef from his Hardman
ranch. Jim poses as a sheepherder
these days, and as such is quite sue
cess. His herder was gone for several
days the past week, and during his
absence James had charge of the sheep.
One of the main points of a successful
herder is his ability to loose sheep on
the range. and IN this he stands at the
head of the class, as he lost 900 head
the first day and chased mis- legs almost
off before be found them again. If you
want pointers on how to herd success
fully, call on James.
Velox, Azo, Solo and Bromide papers
and post cards, all sizes. Patterson & Son.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13
HELPFUL Words.
FROM A MEPPNER CITIZEN.

FROM A HEPPNER CITIZEN.
Is your back lame and painful?
Does it ache especially after exertion
Is there any soreness in the kidney
region?
These symptoms indicate weak kid
neys;
There is danger in delay.
Weak kidneys fast get weaker.
Give your trouble prompt attention.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly.
They strengthen weak kidneys.
Read this Heppner testimony.
Mrs. NJ. E. Barton, of Heppner, Ore
gon, says: "I do not know of a better
kidney medicine than Doan's Kidney
Pills. We have used this remedy in our
family for the past two years and it has
proven so effective in relieving kidney
that l consider it my duty
to give this public statement"
For sale by lldealers. Price SO cents.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo. New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13

Sherwin Williams sheep marking
ink can be had at Gillian & Bisbee.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13
Get yonr garden hose and lawn
sprinklers from Gillian & Bisbee.

DR.. Winnsrd departed for Port
land Monday morning to attend
the meeting of the State Medical
Association which convenes there
this week. Many of the most
prominent speakers from the ma
tional gathering which was just
closed at Los Angeles will be pres
ent and take part in this state
gathering, and it will be one of
much profit to the physicians at
tending.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13

w. B. Finley was in town on
Friday. He states that the pro-
longed dry spell was a little too
much for his crop and as result
it is cut pretty short. What a
blessing to all those in his section
when the West Umatilla irrigation
project in extended and the water
turned IN. This will be 8 great
boon to the northenders.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13
In the Wrona Church.

A Cleveland man recently told this
story of the Rev. Stephen II. Tying, IA
nous New York divine Of a generation
ago:
A wealthy man came to him and
said he wanted to rent one of the most
expensive pews in the church. But, "
he added, "I'll only take it on one con-
dition-you mustn't expect me to do
any church work"
The eminent rector smiled. "My
friend" be replied, you have come to
the wrong church. You belong four
blocks down the street, in the Church
of the Heavenly Rest" - Cleveland
Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13

Get one OF those Vacuum carpet
cleaners at Gillian s. Bisbee's and
try it, If you like it, buy it for $500,
If you think it is not what it ought
to be, return it.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13

An unlimited market for poul-
try. The Portland market Is yours.
We haYe arranged with Portland
connections to handle all the chick
ems we can get. Minor & Co.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-07-13
A Legal Holiday.

"Bindlesworth seems to rather look
upon bis wife with awe"
Yes. l met him yesterday. and he
wanted to borrow IS from me. / ask
ed him why be didn't 60 to bis bank
for it, and he replied with surprise
that be was unable to conceal:
Why, bless me! I'd forgotten that
the banks were open today, Just the
same. You see, this is my wife's birth
day '"-Chicago Record Herald.