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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-01-30
Poetic Justice.

"Pa. I've just been reading about
poetic Justice. What does that mean?"
Listen. my child. and you shall hear.
Once there was q man who swindled
me out Of a lot of money in an irri-
cation scheme. Well. he became vic
tim Of poetic justice. have just
heard that he died of water on the
brain. Judge.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-01-30
4 RUSSIAN spy.
4toooorb 0ueo - ose at tle Plane %
tho Nih61ista

tho Nihjlisto.
When the famous General TrepoiY
va only at the beginning Of his
career Vera Sassulitch was his invaIu.
able assistant.
Trepo9 was the detested enemy OF
tie nihilists. and be was vesy anxious
70 obtain inside Information as to their
doines and plans. Suddenly one day
b 1878 be was fred at while driving
through the streets of st. Petersburg
By no other than Vera Sassulitch. SHE
was at once seized By the s0ldiery and
was charged with the attempted MUIR
der Of Trepoff, being tried in the Orii-
nary manner: but. to the amazement
Of the public. she was acquitted:
On her release the nihilists gathered
about her, desiring to. admit such
friend of the people to their closest ac-
Quaintance. In this way she was ad-
m1tted to all their private circles and
Was made acquainted with their &C.
crets. These she at once communi.
Gated to the Russian government. The
truth was that the whole business, in
Guiding the attempt on bis life. was
faxed BY Trepo6 himself. and It was
simply . clever ruse to get from the
nihillsts what could not be got in any
other way. Thereafter Vera Sassu-
Itch played the part Of government
0py on innumerable occasions.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-01-30
The Only Ono Lacking.

why ere you so sure there Is u
sucb thing as a fourth dimension:'
BECAUSE" replied the discouraged
fat man. If there was I'd have 1t
Ladies Home Journal.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-01-30

Gratitude is the fairest blossom
which springs from the soul. and the
heart Of man knoweth none more fra
1rant.-HOsea Ballou.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1911-01-30
MIGHT Work.

why does a player pick up two
hats before be goes to the plate:'
ut makes one bat seem lighter.
Don't you see:"
II see. It's fine scheme. thlrA
I'll try it on the biscuits at our board
inc houSe. "-Pittsbury Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

wants all the other rooms right also,
but not at the expense of the kitchen.
There are six rooms downstairs, and
very nice little bathroom besides.
There is no hall downstairs, and that
| could not be expected In a house OF
this size and cost. when the number
| and size of rooms are taken into con-
sideration. The downstairs floor plan
of this design is very compact In fact,
every inch of room is utilized; no
space is wasted; and it would be diff.
cult to improve on 1t in any way A
hall is not necessary in a plan of this
kind. The vestibule is big enough to
hold hat rack, and the sitting room
answers every purpose OF reception
room.
This plan gives cellar long enough
to have one cold end for fruit. There
are thousand little things to consider
in building house, and a fruit cellar
is one Of them. BY setting off the part
of this cellar that comes under the
parlor, it may be made cold enough TO
keep apples all winter. Apples will not
keep in warm cellar. The best tenn
Aperature is SO degrees; but, OF course
that cannot be maintained in any eel.
lar. and this plan offers as good an ar
rangement for storage of fruit as il Is
possible to get without artificial re-
| frigeration.
The arrangement Of chimneys pro
vides an easy means of heating the
house with stoves, IL stoves are pre.
ferred. The front chimney also offers
splendid opportunity for a corner
CRATE in the parlor. | like corner
CRATES. They take up less room, and
three-cornere6 mantel looks well. and
somehow l think the corner of the
room is not bad place for the fire.
II l should build this little cottage
for myself | should have the prettiest
corner CRATE in the front parlor that
could find. l also should insist on
having something small enough to at
the room, and delicate enough to please
my wife's aesthetic taste. This little
cottage house is worth careful consid.
Grafton by those who expect to build
house with room enough for a good.
sized family without tying up a great
deal of money.
II you use good material and keen
the house nicely painted you will
never be ashamed Of it or regret your
decision
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

more in width, as the building itself is
rs feet 6 inches wide by 81 feet 6
inches long, exclusive of the front and
back porches. Under favorable condi-
tions-it being recognized that ma
terial and labor costs vary in different
parts of the country-this house should
cost about $1,700 to build complete.
1t is unusual to get nine rooms in
any cottage; but 1t has been done In
this case, ny making use of what is
left merely as big attic. Here we get
three bedrooms, each with a commodi-
Gus closet, and hall big enough for
sewing room, out of practically moth
ing, because the attic in most houses
is just that much waste room-a place
to keep old lumber, stuff that should
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

DC given away or burned up instead of
piling it in he attic to catch dust and
disease germs. These attic rooms
are large enough TO hold set Of furni-
ture, and yet leave room for sufficient
air so that a person may sleep com
fortably In any one OF them.
The double window In the gable ad-
mits both light and ventilation, and the
outside appearance is good. Somehow
always like a double window in a
gable. Gables are not to be despised.
II they are properly dressed. Some
gables are homely enough: but that is
because the builder has neglected his
opportunities. Since reading, as a
boy, Hswthorne's House Of Seven
Cables these projections have always
possessed charm for me. Even tho
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building for the readers of
this paper. On account OF his wide expe-
rience as Editor Author and Manufac-
turer, he is. without doubt the highest
authority on all these subjects Address
all inquiries to William A. Radsord No.
1874 Fifth Ave, Chicago. ILL.,. and only en-
close two-cent stamp for reply.
The word "bandbox" is used in q
variety of ways. There is little res
taurant in New York city known as the
"bandbox" restaurant because 1t is so
small, being built on lot only about
four feet wide. But when a house is
said to look like bandbox," the ref
erence is not TO its size, but TO its ex-
cessive plainness, looking as IL It had
been showed right up out of the ground,
and all projecting parts which might
serve the purposes Of ornament had
been scraped of in the process. And
then again, when we hear 1t said Of a
man that he looks "as IL he came out
of bandbox," we know the reference
is to the unusual neatness of his dress
and care of his person.
The term "bandbox," however, can
hardly be used In any sense in refer
ence to the house illustrated in the
accompanying perspective and floor
plans. This house is not plain, but
quite ornamental; It is not nut
SHE'LL" but unusually commodious for
building OF the cottage type; and 1t
is not gingerbread" but a substan.
tial, comfortable home adapted to the
needs and resources OF the average
family OF ordinary means.
The house, In fact. might be de-
scribed as a little. big one, since 1t
contains nine rooms, besides bathroom,
pantry, vestibule and large upper hall.
It is well adapted to lot 80 feet or
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
oArs-25a su. Per Acre.

That is the sworn to yield of Theodore
Harmes, Lewis Co, Wash. had from
Salzer's ReJuvenated White Bonanza oats
and Won q handsome 50 acre farm. Other
big Yields are l4l bus. ll9 bus. 1903 bus.
etc. had by farmers scattered throughout
the L. S
Salzer's Pedigree Bapley, Flax, Corn.
Oats, Wheat Potatoes, Grasses and Glow
ers are famous the world over for their
purity and tremendous yielding qualities
We, are easily the largest growers of farm
seeds in the world.
Our Catalog bristling With seed truths
free for the asking, or send l0c in stamps
and receive 10 packages of farm seed nov
elites and rarities including above mar
yelous oats. together with big catalog
John \. SAILOR Seed Co, lS2 South sth St.
La Crosse, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
Dare to BE Haopy.

Let us never be afraid of innocent
Joy; God is good and what he does is
well done; resign yourself to every
thing, even to happiness; ask for the
spirit Of sacrifice, of detachment, of
remuneration, and above all for the
spirit of joy and gratitude, that gen.
uine and religious optimism which
sees in God Father, and asks no
pardon for his benefits, We must
care to be happy and dare to confess
It, regarding ourselves always as the
repositories, not as the authors of our
own 1oy--Amiel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
Kind but Careless.

John p. Irish, the San Francisco
orator and officeholder, was entertain
ing Joaquin Miller, the poet, one
night Upon hearing a particularly
funny story by the host the poet fell
of his chair in paroxysm of mirth.
Irish thought the poet had seizure
OF some kind and he rushed to the
sideboard, took a bottle of whisky and
stuck the top of It into Miller's mouth,
hoping to revive him.
Presently Miller waved his hands
feebly and Irish removed the bottle.
What is it?" asked Irish solicitous.
ly.
Remove the cork!" whispered the
poet, hoarsely, Remove the cork
Saturday Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

An unusual incident marked a re-
cent fire in New York. The fire start
ed in the cellar of a five-story tene-
ment and before 1t was extinguished
the Is families in the building and all
the firemen were weeping copiously
from infiamed eyes. In the cellar
many bags of onions had been stored.
TheJehief fireman allowed the tenants
to remain in the building, assuring
them that the fire was confined to
the cellar They did not stay, how
ever, when the onions had got well
afire.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
Warned.

A serious-minded New Yorker who,
because of his dignified outlook on
life, has sent his son, aged twelve, to
a particularly strict and proper board
ing school In New England, unexpect-
eddy visited the school last week. AS
pertaining the location of his young
hopeful's room, he climbed the four
flights of stairs necessary TO reach il
and entered. On a mammoth pla-
card suspended from a steel engrav-
ing Of Washington and Generals"
(presented to the youth as a Christ
mas gift by his admiring parent was
the cheerful sentiment:
Don't spit on the ceiling. We have
lost our ladder"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

my back, felt like screaming. They
gradually became more severe until
they ran all over my body. could
not sleep and could hardly move. ]
steadily grew worse until could
scarcely open or close my hands. No
relief was obtained until / began u.s.
ing Doan's Kidney Pills. Soon felt
better and ere long the pain left.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

spends a great part of her working
hours; and it should be large, light
and airy. The men expect good meals,
sharp on time; and the women have a
right to object to a "measley" little
hole in a corner, by courtesy called a
kitchen" A woman usually looks
first at her kitchen, and If that is not
right, she does not want the house.
and 10 not blame her. OF course she
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

ugly ones attract my attention when
driving along the road. There are,
however, no ugly gables In this house.
There are not seven of them; but
there are enough. and every one looks
well and has Its own use. The attrac
tiveness of the front gables is en-
HANGED by the half-timber effect.
the house on the first floor is made
Into kitchen and pantry. The kitchen
is the woman's workshop, where she
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
TIE Tragedy That Wasn't.

lie raised the shining knife; his
face was dark The woman before
him shrank back a step. The knife
fell. plunged into the flesh, again, and
once again.
Then the woman spoke thickly:
"Three's plenty; they're such big
chops. Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

the kidneys. Do so
with Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Mrs. Rosa Vein
mann, 1927 Green
wood Terrace, Chi
cago, ILL.,, says: 80
intense were the
rheumatic pains in
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
A Matter of Size.
What

Wife-I want a cap, please, for my
husband
Shopkeeper-Yes, madam. What
size does he wear?
Wife-Weh, 1 really forget His col
lars are size sixteen, though 1 expect
he'd want about size eighteen or TWEEN.
~ for cap, wouldn't he?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

To render your neighbor a service
willingly shows the generosity of
your character; to preserve silence
over it, the grandeur of your SOUL
Puysieux.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
A RuIinq Passion.

Uncle Pinchpenny spent a great
deal of time at the home of George
Washington"
Yes. He couldn't be persuaded TO
stop looking for that dollar George is
said to have thrown across the Poto.
mac"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.
You think you are catching cold Don't
wait until you know it. Take dose Of
Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can't
catch cold.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
severe Critics.

Alice--I like Tom immensely, and
he's very much the gentleman, but
be does like to talk about himself
Grace-Yes. dear. your knight hath
q thousand F's-Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

A woman can straighten up a mans
desk in five minutes so effectually
that he won't be able to find anything
he wants In five hours.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
The niscouerer

OF faults a seeker he would be.
OF recompense he found a dearth.
Save in the truthful claim that he
Had picked the easiest job on earth.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

How a married man doesn't enjoy
listening to one side of spoony tele-
phone conversation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

A mar likes to repeat the smart
things his children say, because he
imagines II is hereditary.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
lie family laxative.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
Domestic Amenities.

Father think the baby looks like
you.
Mother Yes. it shuts It's eyes to an
awful lot
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

All druggists sell the famous Herb rem
Sdy, Garfield Tea. 1t correets constipation,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Nearly everyone is more willing to
assume responsibility than he is to up
hold II after he gets It
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

In the Spring cleanse the system and
purify the blood by the use Of Garfield Tea.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Garfield Tea is Natures laxative and
blood purifier; it overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

No doubt the mind cure is all right
If you have the mind to begin with,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Each penny saved means one less
bang of foreboding.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

And the man who is driven to drink
by adversely probably would have 1t
brought to him by prosperity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE."
That IS LAXATIVE BROMO QUlHINE Lock for
the signature OF u. w GROVE. Used the World
over " Cure Cold 10 Ono Day, go.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Apply only from Aseptio Tubes to
Prevent Infection. Murine Eye Salve In
Tubes--New Size 25c. Murine Eye La
uid 26c-50c. Eye Books in each Pkg.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
WEAK SACKS MADE STRONG.

Baekache in most cases is kidney.
ache, and usually accompanied by ir-
regutarities of the urine. To remove
the pain and weakness, YOU must cure
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17
All Depends

All Depends.
Want a good anecdote about q
statesman"
Was he re-elected?"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

WHEN RUBBERS BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot Ease, the Anti
septic powder 10 be shaken into the shoes is justine
thing 70 use. Try Sc for Breaking in New Shoes.
Sold every where, 25c. Sample FREE Address A. 3.
0lmstea lie Roy, n Z Don accept any substitute.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

Loud apparel naturally proclaims
the man
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-17

For 80 years Lydia Il. Pinl1ham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to its credit.
ExeEsgasns If the slightest trouble appears which
S&% yay1 do not understand, write to Mrs
Pinkham at Lynn, Mass, for her advice-ltS
free and always helpful
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-11-16
SEAL CAMPAIGN
OPENS DEC. FIRST

A call for 1900 district campaign
managers to handle the distribu-
ton of red cross Christmas seals in
different partsfof the state has been
made by the Wisconsin Anti Tu-
.berculosis Associa ion. This call
constitutes the opening gun of the
1911 seal campaign that starts
Dec. l.
For a month past the association
has been quietly marshalling its
force, most of the members OF
which managed the district sales
last year. The army is not yet
complete however, the association
intending to double it's number Of
workers this year, and correspond.
ingly increase the sale of seals.
Six million seals have been or.
dered for Wisconsin, of which $780,
900 have already been received at
the Milwaukee headquarters. This
year orders from cities of more
than 10000 population will be con-
signed direct from Washington
the Milwaukee office thus being re.
LEVIED of large Fart of the work Of
redistribution.
The daily press bulletin and
press service of the society will
keep campaign managers and news.
papers throughout the state con.
stantly Informed as to the progress
of the sale. In addition to offering
local anti tuberculosis organiza-
tions handling the campaign in
in their districts so per cent of the
proceeds for local work as an in.
centive to a greater effort, the
state society has arranged for an
elaborate series of prizes to be
awarded on the per capita sales
basis adopted last year. This list
of prizes and the names of the don.
ers will be announced prior to the
opening of the campaign.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-11-16
Special sign painting. ].
lings. Give him a job.

Special sign painting. J. Jel
lings. Give him job.
Go to c. F. Heinrich for specia
prices on apples from now unit
Thanksgiving.
| Fifty boxes of fresh candy just
received 29c per pound box. Sat
urdays only. At Taggart,s.
Special prices on winter apples
from now until Thanksgiving at c.
F. Heinrichs' grocery store.
Casper and Louis Ramberg re.
turned Tuesday from the West,
where they have land interests.
Bert A. Symes and Lyman A.
Chinook went to Drummond yes.
terday for few days deer hunting.
The next number of the People S
Lecture Course, the lecture by Sen
J. L. Bristow, occurs next Monday
November 20.
The River Falls Poultry Co. ship.
ped two fine Plymouth Rock cock
erels to-day, consigned to Lowton
Peterson in Ellsworth.
For SALE-Two fine residence
lots, one block from High school;
corner of Maple and Dallas SITS.
Cheap at a quick sale. Inquire OF
L. F. Oakley.
George Carley, Thomas Kinney,
John McCue, D. Dopkins, F. D.
Peirce and Oscar Mallberg visited
the Northwestern Live Stock show
in South St. Paul yesterday.
Lutte Green, who went deer hunt
ing in the vicinity of Ladysmith, the
latter part of last week, had the
misfortune to run nail into his
right foot, Gripping him so badly
that he was forced to return home
before getting an opportunity to do
any hunting.
The first blizzard of the season
struck this locality Saturday night.
The mercury fell close to the zero
mark and in the morning the rivers
and ponds were covered with a sub
stantial coat of ice. The St Croix
was covered with ice of sufficient
thickness to allow pedestrians to
cross the lake at Hudson. This is
the first time that it has occurred at
this time of the year for many sea-
sons. The following temperatures
were recorded by Frank Thayer, at
the Normal school, at 6 a. m. on the
dates given: Sunday, Nov. IL,
zero; Monday, 2 above; Tuesday, IA
above; Wednesday, l below.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-11-16
ELLSWORTH

The County Board is in session
this week.
Peterson expects to go south to
spend.the winter.
Nellie Lagrander visited over
Sunday at Waverly.
Mrs Griggs visited in Beldenville
several days last week.
Mrs. L. Selfert is quite poorly
having a very bad cough.
Mrs. Braner has company from
Ell Paso visiting her this week.
Mrs. Simons returned last Friday
from visit with friends in Hudson
Guy Flanders is acting as marshal
of the town in place of Mr.. Eames
Geo. Reed is away on visit and
] John Lacke is in his place at the
depot.
The High School Lecture las
Tuesday evening was enjoyed by all
who were in attendance.
Chas. Borgan is moving in Mrs
Mason's house, vacated by Mr.
Fletcher who has gone south.
Not-with- standing the bad roads,
the Owls had good crowd at theil
dance last Friday night. All re
port good time.
Mrs. Bert Thompson spent a few
days recently at Amery with he
husband who is employed in de
partment store at that place.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-11-16
A New Discovery

One of the sensations of the TWEEN
tieth century is new remedy foi
rheumatism, compounded by the
American Drug & Press Association,
from special formula discovered by
its chemists Meritol Rheumatism
Powders, easy to take, certain in re-
suits. A boon to every sufferer.
Offered as the best known remedy
for rheumatism in all its forms. Re-
commended by physicians and all
who have tried it. Taggart's Drug
Store, local representatives.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-11-16
FARMERS NOTICE

Max Fein will give you good
weight and fair prices in buying
your junk, scrap iron, rubbers,
rags, metals, hides and furs. High
est market price paid in cash.
Don't make any sale without seeing
him. Be sure that the name Max
Fein is on the wagon before making
any sale. MAX FEM,
Phone 319 RIVER Falls, Wis.