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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
SLIME 6anife g emen6.
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gaor binon6en / &os oper &apteine1r
og SEN pbrige 8el let11ing.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
Gabefeieritreifen / 9se,u Dorf

9treiten pe6parer, og ser foregaar
aagIigt &e mellen1 Sc itreifenoe
% Sc &l,n0reoer af @treifebrpoere,
iom Sunobeosoeparteme11tet bar on
lat. Siblte 2eroag bar Der ct
Slagsmaal poa 9ltlioen, ueo bpilfet
en- Bolitibetient blep ifl,6t Soan-
Ben og flere slrbeioere blep iaare6e.
s mango @ooer ligger 6eielfdrue1 I
ftore 811nfer, oa Streifebrpoerne
f1n fan gaa langion1t frem og ita=
Big moa bape A$olitibeltpttelie.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
1urh1tnnHHtatrrttr.

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inefsrielen pil begD1l6c mi0t 9e=
cember.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
8aufier Morie ct s9oipital.

Seem Oorf 8anfieren Charles IS.
9forie, Ser set iiolte Eor Mar bar
pere 6orbl,nosfengslet sltlanta,
Ga, for at oftiene en- 5trai for
Spertrnoelie al @anflopene, er fri
sipet poa @orol og anolagt poa
ct @oipital Ser / 9pen iom li0el1oe
al 8rigbts Spgoom Sultitsmini-
lter @ieferiban1 foretog np1ig en-
92eiie til sltlanta u6eluffe1oe for at
foffe Jig neie ltnoerrett1ing om 6en
eelebre Tanges Giliton0. Morle bar
@olpitolets bebite gereller, er INT
Ser itooigt SiIipn al fire 5pgeplei=
erfer og fon mobtage tine Slegtntn-
&c oe @er1ner iao ofte ban enlfer Set.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
@n franif 2ue::.

Gn franif Suc::.
Som ti0ligere onttalt gif ser np=
Zig 9fpgter prn at 8rofeslor 9an-
gepin, @bef for 6piifafoelingen peo
ltniperlitetet / Earis, bapoe bortfprt
Sen befje11ote &er11ifer Mme. G11rie,
Ser s(or pg ergang ti0ligere bor
facet 9fobelpremie,l. Sa1lb6eben
bar nof, at Sc begge bapoe 6eltaget
/ cit pi0enlfabelig aongres 8rDS=
iel; men 9iltorien fom oe frantic
8laoe og ipre0te Jig 0erfra oper
belle &erOen. iSor at afpabife ben
Ylet, ion1 oerpeo bar lat poo bans
egen og Sru Curriers' 9gre, lofor=
0re0e @rofeslor 9angepi11 en- 8la0-
man0, Sherp, ser E:ooe gipet 8la=
6ene Nnbeoen til ep 9neI poa Fi=
ltoler. Ser lfuloe pare peo til en- al
6em eller begge bleb paa @alpIa6=
ien. &en fa1ot Steo 2pr6ags
/ Sperperelie al en Men9oe &ioner,
Jptografer 0. /. D., Ser fom til Ste=
Set / itort Sptog. 3nellonterne blep
itillet operfor bir1anoen, 1ne, ba Set
oftalte Sig11al til gfp0ningen blep
gipet, affpreoe ingen al Sem 0eres
@fu6. 9egge erflareoe, at set ilet
iffe bab6e peret bereS @nligt at ifp-
Sc, men Blot at piie, at Sc life bar
bonge for at itaa itille Jig op for
Mo6I Ita11oere1s Gaoben. @etun0an<
terne afIfg6 iaa Hiitolerne suren
for at ingen iful0e fonme til 6faoe
pe0 0en1. og bele Selifabet pen6te
ttlbage til Haris.
9lminbelis &erneplist / Merieo.
&relt6e11t Ma6ero bor anntel6t,
at ban / lit aarlige 8u6lfab til 9e-
pltterfammeret bill anbefale, at ser
in0feres al1ni116elig &er1epltet ne6
2 Nars 9ienelteti6 for allie baaben~
f6re Men6 efter enropaiif Jfgniter.
0ette ifnloe bore tberfiat in6en 6
Maoneoer, for at &egieringen fun6e
babe tilltreffeligt Mon6ifab pe6
@aan6en til at mpoe SEN nuperen6e
og fremti6ige &ebolutioner. Set
bentes, at lorilaget pil blipe gien<
@taten Oaraca bar / 2eroogs for
melt erflaret Zig ltafbengigt al 6or-
bunosregicringen @erico @itp iom
6elge al at 8reiioent Maoero bob6e
negtet at ienoe Sorbun6stropper til
&ielp for gfegieringen peo l1n6er-
trpffelie al lofale l1roligbeoer. Be-
1lntntngen bleb taget at Stotens LOB.
gtpenbe 6oriamling og go6fienot af
@rberngr Suare5. l1afbengigbe6s~
Grfl9ringen leoiage6es of Opteier
| @a6erne, bbor 6olfemasierne
ronbte: ngfeo meb Meo6ero. ne6
meb Sorbunosregieringen". @eo
Gfterretningen ON buub ser bar
forefaIoet, ie116te @a6ero itrafs en-
fpeciel gfepreientant til Ooraco for
at forban61e me6 @ubern6ren. &nn
blep mo6taget me6 Srusler af 8e.
fo1tningen, ser 6og los fig berolige
at 8nberngren, iom beb6e6e, at
noar alt tom til alt bar set bog
Sre6 ollie gnffe6e. Set er bi1tnof
oenne Iffere iom bar opn1nntret
Mabero til / fit 8l6ifob til Dep1,.
teretfommeret at foreiloa oIminoeliy
8prnepligt iorn Wfi6beI til at fao
flere Gorbun6stropper.
sfrib efter Erbseunmere paa BET.
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01

sfrio efter grbseunmere paa oet.
te 8Iob.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1911-12-01
FL. AARGANG.

! len fl.nnet iopc til al. 6 0iprgen, jn
til Wdooag, om ban lplter, fgr bun
log bans 1 1 Meoeiere al Mi11er er TO-
be6rtge Mnno.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
To Morry. or Not

question OF whole
condition OF the contemplate
Ing thus
contemplateS the loss of
the haunting
ear OF probable faiure-and bolts"
applicable the Chicago society
Il a ordinary cowafdly end Thank
trembling weeping
possible failure the Girl and
eheerfuly risks all
The o = this silly
crumbng castles In which her married
possibility making marriase
ideals fade
sacrifa worship OF the convenonaland
hestates"
majority Of girls worth
marrying do
marrying and that Ia genuine
includes children by the union
trerhe for selfish happiness you've
friends with beloved
dom and quake probable failure for Gods sake bolt You are at
the point of grossly wiekedy cheating fellow being
Young while hesitate study the castles which your
friends crumb the married gadabon the mother
with her babe in her consider that most All ideals Ike shoss
II the fellow highly impressed with
his sacrica worship Of the conventional keep hsa,ins until
manly and than
for the conventionaItiea offers himself
when discuss marriage advise about H.
objects The
objects rearing Of
children other like the
sisge relation sanctioned scxuaity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
Observations

TALK about earthquakes recorded
1885 1892.
Arthur followers
PHI BETA KAPPA s the Oldest
was founded in William and Marys college Virginia in 1875
LoRMER journeyed Chicago Washington especially to aid
In opposition
suffagsts
ings various
openair meeting Chicago a
RODMAN,
life
= half millions. " -
BUSTER KELLOGG connection with the st..,
adviser and
Roosevelt -
watching him pass In
jmed number children reads cable de
hash moved down
charos
MRS. JOHN scHENck Wheeling accused tryIno 10
poison her husband and M
BILL naming ~
skeleton must have been lively fellow copsei
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Justice
ciates Of the the decisions
legislature voiced his
foee- THERE MORE
MONTY SUPPOSED in the preamble to the constitution"
)
We the people Of the United States In order 10
ESTABLISH
for the PROMOTE THE GENERAL
the blessings LIBERTY
dnin and establish this constitution OF the
Isn't a bully emphasis
a majority
the supreme bench Of the United States?
Some perhaps. shall possibilities
preamble.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
This Dainty Little Circus Girl Tells Str Readers
What Il Means to Be With Big Tented Show
It's All Like a Big Family. She
Says - And They Save
Money. Too.

It's All Like a Big Family, she
Says - And They Save
Money. Too.
BY CLARA aUEL.
premiere Equcstrienne With the
seiIs-FIoto cireua.) @
The Star man has asked@ mo II
we circus women have any leisure.
any pleasure. any spare time.
Ny dear Seattle people. we have
more spare time than the girl who
works ia the office from TIL 8 We
have more pleasure than the WON
en- who work In dressmaking shops
or In the big stores. we have more
spare time than we know what to
do with-~thaf ia, IN most Of us were
not accustomed TO making our own
clothes.
Are we "sawdugt queens" NO do
nestle as all THAR oh. yes. In.
deed. The red spangled gown that
. wear. for Instance. may look as
though II came fresh from some cos
tuning house But. as a matter Of
fact, mother and | made II this
spring and saved sil0 on II. The
circus management paid us tho
same figure for Il that q customer
would have charged.
The travelling called for by a cir
Gus Is not nearly as firing or wear
Ing on the nerves AS you might
think. We girls have our own
private car In the big circus train.
After the performance at night we
take turns al using tbs private bath
on our car Then TO bed In a
snowy berth, clean and fresh with
newly Numbered linen. We have a
little dressing room on the car and
a good maid In paid by the circus
people In the morning We are up
and about by land new town
nearly every day. The parade In n
pleasure, for We see the chief bust
ness streets OF every city we 40 20.
and when We get back 10 the lot
there IL a refreshing iuncb--and
much better than many hotel or
boarding house. ! am sure.
Between afternoon and evening
performances we have dinner and
take an hour or two OF rest. Our
berthg are all made up Ia the car,
SO we may lie down IL we are a biz
exhausted after the strenuous work
OF the matinee.
Yes, the circus management pays
all living expenses Most OF I'm send
our weekly salaries home--,he
greater part OF them. Then. IN
tho autumn. whsn we 20 back to
home aud mothcr-there IL n goodly
bit of money waiting for us. The
winter we pu, ia In practice and
teaching the horses new work. This
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Africa hunt lions
though OF home
Women all lions
$ with the
high living
weekly a the And each bags
lion OF lion OF the
OF and and
whom willing sacrifice toll
girl handles rich silks
II
seductive music smiled
the she her conscience and her self
from the
In who Is doing
n Ter o WI life
kills
She kills the temptations would destroy ideals
world
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Is being openly violated by many
employers every The fact has been
com than week.
enforcement OF the
assistant labor commissioned ri
directly
In commissioner for She IL
she OF her time In investigating IN
dusrial conditions for
violations reported to The Star
labor commasoners
ofnc
the labor commissioner
Mason aetf II she can not mluee any
who ALLEGED 10
he be the Tine OF
o a complaint herself
OF firms reported TO he
aiding the fight Tor the Improvement OF
their offices and
keep within the law They pomse-and
cont @
PERHAPS Mrs Mason wholly Labor Com
officer Perhaps he Is to blame
And Governor Hay reay
resp bio for he enfo o state laws
times spoiled by
he inertia. u by public officials
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE?
'22zup


Miss Wilma Meter Travelled from
Brooklyn. N. Y. To Oregon To wed
a farmer she had never seen. She
saw him and refused To marry him
Perhaps
II would be safe To say.
He wasn't
Glad 10 Meter.
Al awatting flies I'm agile an
can bo. My awaiting average Is
sssJ. g.
NIGHT AND DAY.
Jack johnson Ia to fight a Can
tdlan named Day In Dublin next
month.
Jesse Howell. who weighs 300
pounds. WAS released from tho
Walnut, Mo. jail recently and the
Village cut-up said II was like ''let.
ting out a big Howell"
THE WEDDING GIFT MONTH.
Don't arosn when you zee that
awful vase,
Or that terrible gravy spoon:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

will you give q deserving man q
nickel. kind sirf"
"hsl The old story, suppose.
Out Of work ana your wife and sew.
en- children starving"
mo, SIR. The fact 10. I'm purehas.
ing an airship on the instailrert
plan. and my next instsilmens is
due tomorrow.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
A cheerlesa Oliver.

II understand that Mr.. Pinchpen.
ny has been operated ON for appen.
drifts" remarked Miss Cayenne.
Yes. It's the .srst time any one
vas known to get anything out OF
him"
But you see they had to- give
him chloroform 10 get that
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
The SKATERS Question.

" you've rocked the baby an hour
or two
TIL at last she has fallen asleep,
And you slip away on tlp-toe be-
cause
You fear she will wake up and
weep,
And a wicked old fly comes buxxi M
along
And lights on tho poor bsby's
nose,
10 Il time then to swat, or Is II not
The best time to swat7 Goodne So
BE kind to the Japanese bell.boy.
He may be prince In disguise.
Spain has ii.597.04s acres of un-
productive land.
A collapsible boat Invented BY a
Frenchman can be folded to carry In
an ordinary suit case.
Justice Howard OF New York says
high.heeled shoes are as barbarous
as rings In woman's nose.
Christianity was first preached
In Britain In IT'S.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Or. John ID. Quackenbos says
idleness makes women fat. And
the New York Mail remarks.
-Oh. woman. Ia your hours OF ease.
BE careful lest you grow obese"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
You Ought
To Know

that impure blood with It's weak
ening results, unpleasant breath.
headaches. unrcstful nights, poor
appetite. sailow skin, pimplcs and
depression, comes from constipation
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Aeronauts viii try TO fly over
Pixies Peak this summer. pixies
Peak or Bust" will now become
Pixies Peak or Bump"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

NOrtCE--Nrst Saturday evening. frorn
7 20 clock Cor Sunday b special All.
potntmentt I shall ~ In my ufftce to
examfae year Eye~. This is an rrpuffn-
nifty for you huss people ~ha suffer from
hratarhes sfnarting eyes. stiles dropping
eyeildss blurred Ntsion. crossea-eyes ~fc
Comet Moderate charges Difficult
Gates wanted .. ". Eapupd.. Oph. o.
Tet-Ss1 tleery Bldg, Second and Nadison
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
WHERE HE BELONGED.
ev JOHN coPLEY.


Magisfrate-What b businessg
Prisoner
MagSratc-where did you fomr
Prisouer-Liverpooi
MagistrateWhat did
before that there docks go
Pusonsr-oh. there I Al n me ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

A German writer says the
kaiser's trousers don't III. what's
the difference. as long as his crown
10 eomfortabic7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
NO BLAME FOR THAT.

Mrs Rauss ,coss when she learns her husband
pipelOh. be
extravagant You he
Mr. Rafuss tirrabiyiFor be
stsent You found fault with
s. % us
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

An Oklahoma City man left his
parrot $3.50 by viii. because he
taught the bird not TO swear The
relatives are doing the eussing
now.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Jefferson was the first president
in Washington.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
ONE WAY ON

cueumberu. lee cream and green
apples for dinner.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Music In the wards prevented a
fire panic in Bellevue hospital.
New York.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

y like the roller coaster So
The old maid says. "it's fine
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

/ Joseph Lee. president Of the
American Playground Association.
pays music beats golf as an aid To
longevity.
no, as an aid to profanity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
SOMEBODY SLEPT.

while Rev. Charles y. Aked. for.
merry kockeg.Iler'a pastor. was
preaching Ia San Francisco n won.
an stole worshiper's diamonds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Some eifss you got when you
were ssed
You may pass on" this June.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

There are 1900 900 telephones ii
the United States. and SOC. 600 o
them are In hotel bedrooms.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
BEECHAM'S
PILLS

have been doing good TO men and
women for many. many years and
their value has been tested and
proved. They remove the cause Of
physical troubles. A few small
doses viii show their safe tonic
action on you. Beecham's Pills
will surely help you to an active
liver, a good stomach, a sweet
breath, clear head and refresh
ing sleep. In young or old they will
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

Tho age of chivalry began In 77s
and began 10 wans when gunpowdcr
became a factor "a war.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20
Relieve
Constipation

Sold Evssy~A~.. In Lss.s ios- ed 2s<
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

MAN 10 SAFE NOWHERE.
A Girl married the man she met
In a graveyard.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-20

In a graveyard.
They're 10 close the New Orleans
mint--but not the mint juiep.
Pneumatic boxing gloves have
been Invented by Phlladelphian.
One
Might dialodge Joke from this
statement by saying
Something
About Philadelphia being the prop
er place TO invent sleep producers.
The SKATERS Question.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-11-16
lust BEFORE THE TROUBLE
How Could the Listener Know What
His Friend Was Trying
to Say3

II any man ever admired his wife.
that man was Howler. And when the
Fitzboodles asked Mrs. Howler to get
up and sing There Is Garden IN
My Face" the husband glowed witt
pride.
No matter that she had face like
a hippopotamus and a voice like an
elephant, he sat beaming as she sang,
and could not refrain from bending
over to his neighbor and whispering:
Don't you think my wife's got fine
voice."
What" said his neighbor. who
was little deaf.
Don't you think my wife has got a
fine voice?" repeated Howler.
What"
Don't you think my wife's got a
fine voice" roared Howler.
Sorry" returned the neighbor,
shaking his head. Cant hear a word
you say. That awful woman over
there is making such frightful row
singing"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-11-16
+. Pierce'S Golden Medical Discovery
81 iaaa aaaa -
lnsuIted.

- A strapping German with big beads
Of perspiration streaming down his
face was darling in and out Of the
aisles OF a Philadelphia department.
store
His excited actions attracted the at.
tention of all salespersons. and they
hardly knew what TO make of it. A
hustling young man OF the clothing
department walked mp to him and
asked, Are you looking for something
In mems clothing?"
mol" he roared; mot mems cloth
ing: vimen's clothing. can't find my
wife!"-Lippincott'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-11-16
Tree Oestroyers.

Forcupines are good climbers, and
when unable to get enough apples
wind.blown to the ground. swarm a
tree and cut down the finest bearing
Hmbs an quickly and neatly as beav-
er can sever the trunk of young
hefnlock. Besides that. when other
food Is scarce they nibble the bark
OF young apple trees, and can destroy
q newly planted orchard in short
time. They also are a great enemy to
the young spruce. but why they cut
them Is a mystery. as it is not found
that they even eat the tenderest
shoots.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-11-16
Oeati, Bed Jest.

Among what may be called death
bed jests, that Of the Rev. James
Guthries of Stirling, one Of the Cove
nanter martyrs. deserves high place
Lord Guthries recalls the story in
From a Northern Window" Mr.
0uthries was executed at the Cross in
tho High street, Edinburgh. The
night before he asked for cheese for
supper. His friends wondered. for the
physicians had forbidden him to eat
cheese. But he said, with a smile,
II am now beyond the hazard or all
earthly diseases. Uncle Remus'
Magazine.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-11-16

There's no question about IT," said
ecribbleigh. England is the place
for an author to live in who wishes ~
write perfect English. We become
merely the expression of our enviros-
ment, after all and wish to do my
work In an atmosphere in which the
language I use for the expression Of
my ideas is spoken i'm all its pristine
purity. Do you not agree with me.
Lord Mlggleton?"
by Jowve. you're bally right, old
tUp!" replied his iordship. -Harper's
Weekly.
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SCOUTING at Home.

mo thanks" says the man with the
grizzly mustache. I'D like to indulge
IL . little game of poker tonight. but
I think "a beat 60 home
"Nonsense!" says his friend.
What's changed you all OF a sud.
den?"
well. you see, my son has Joined
the Boy Scouts, and the little rascal
has become 80 shrewd that he can
tell by where by hat il just what
time I came in the night before
Judge
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"PEACE AND SAFETY
A GREAT DELUSlON
~ PASTOR RUSSELL.

Glasgow. Oct. q.
r u o 8 g ] ]
gave two dis
courses today at
st. Andrews hall
to large and atten-
tive audiences. We
report his dis
course from tho
text. "Of the times
and seasons ye
have no need that
I write unto you.
Tor 20 urs e ! v es
know perfe ct ] y
that the day OF
the Lord SO COM
eth as a thief In
the night. And
when they shall
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Explanations.

Miss Fullosoul (of political turn
Which are you of opinion one should
say, professor: Summer flies or
Summer fiees?"
Absent-Minded Professor (great on
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS two pecies, my
dear young lady, are entirely distinct.
Now, the common house fly Then
he wondered why she suddenly open
ed conversation with the young
man on her right.--London Sphere.
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The Modern Way.

~ thought there would De trouble when
you discovered that those two poker play
ers were in collusion.''
Yes" replied three-Gnger Sam. 1T
looked dangerous till they explained that
they weren't cheating. but were merely
operating under a genteman's agree
Inent'
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Rubbed Hard.

The Venus OF Milo explained her
missing arms.
Il tried to get the tan OFF," she said.
Herewith she rejoiced she hadn't
used the same method on her neck
Harpr's Bazaar.
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., Question of Art.

WAS that play you speak of highly
artistic and poetical?" asked the girl
who poses.
81 don't believe it could have BEEN"
replied the girl who is frank. Il un.
derstood and enjoyed every word of
IF"