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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26
'"THIS Is MY GATH BIRTHDAY
Geeral G0iran.

General Francois Louis Augustic
Goiran. the new French minister of
war, was born in Nice, June rs, 1S4I
After attending the Lycee de Nice and
the Polytechnical School he acquired
his military education at the School of
Artillery and Engineering at Metz, the
Cavalry School of Saumur and the
Superior School OF Military Art. He
fought at Sedan and three years later
became captain instructor. He erected
the forts of Tunis and a number of
other important military stations IN
the French dominions and served sue
cessfyely as chief of STAFF OF the 9Th
division of the French army and as di
rector of artillery at Orleans, Nancy,
Vincennes, st. Etienne and Paris. Cen
eral Goiran is a commander of the
Legion of Honor and has received deco
rations also from the Bulgarian and
Spanish Governments.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

A CHICAGO divine tells us that the
world of the present day is deeper in
sin than it was in the worst days of
the Roman empire. Evident he over
looks the fact that all the world is not
like Chicago and that Chicago is the
only place that turns out Evelyn Sees.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26
Up and Down in
IN d. A N A
SUES OWNER OF MAD noe

SUES OWNER OF MAD DOT.
The mad dog epidemic which ragged
at Warsaw several months ago resulted
Friday in a lawsuit. the first of the
kind in the his tory of teh city. being
filed by the father of one of the vic
Tins against the owner of the mad
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26
r A N DO M
THINGS AND FILINGS

T1lINOS AND ILlINuc
AND Alderman Bowser wants to be
our next sheriff. Ell?
-
NOBODY appears very anxious that
our indicted mayors come back.
e
OUR idea of something just as me-
cessary to swat as the housefly is the
tussock moth.
A LOT of these suffragettes don't
spell woman with capital w" They
spell 1t with capital e."
READ of girl who married man
she met in a graveyard. Good heav-
ems. we aren't safe anywhere.
WEATHER man is probably not get
ting his" and undoubtedly that is
why we are having to put up with this.
-
WHEN it comes to pardons, Govern
or Marshall is not bit particular
what crime the applicant is charged
with
LAKE county's first aeroplane has
not yet set the world on fire, but 1t
will make them all talk one of these
days.
THE generally impression seems to
have gone out that Charlottesville was
a pretty dry town for a municipal
league meeting.
CHARGE that American society wo-
men use liquor to success is pretty
hard to believe and no one would be-
lieve 1t anyway.
-
HARTFORD City Times says that
meeting an ugly dog is pleasanter
than meeting a human crouch. You
can shoot the dog.
UNLESS they quit bothering Alder
man Castleman about jobs on the park
board, old Battle Axe may decide not
to let them have any parks at all.
80
SEE that there are a lot of other
things the deadly house fly is re-
sponsible for. However, it is not re-
sponsible for the East Chicago council.
! CALIFORNIA girl insisted on being
married on the spot on which she be-
came engaged. Suppose you had been
married on the spot where you were
engaged.
PERHAPS as interesting a voting
contest as could be arranged, would be
one to decide whether a chocolate
sundae or a cold glass of beer is the
most popular.
NOTICE some illustrated directions
and have the diagram when you do the
stepping and you will be sure to get
dumped in the water
JUDGE says it takes a newly-mar
ried couple five years to overlook
| faults. II 1t took some as long as thai
the divorce courts would be a great
deal fuller than they are now.
YOU can't help but notice that after
two women friends who have talked
with each other for half an hour tr,
to find out what started the converse
ton, neither of them can tell.
AND they won't let them wea
shorter bathing suits at Coney Islant
any longer. That is, they must b,
longer, but they can't wear them shor
longer, that is-oh figure it out your
self.
A CHICAGO divine tells us that tn
world of the present day is deeper il
sin than it was in the worst days o
the Roman empire. Evident he over
looks the fact that all the world is no
like Chicago and that Chicago is tn
only place that turns out Evelyn Sees
: MITCHELL BETTER
OF LONG ILLNESS
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

AND they won't let them wear
shorter bathing suits at Coney Island
any longer. That is, they must be
longer, but they can't wear them short
longer, that is-oh figure it out your
self
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

Julien Mitchell, one of the bes.-
known producers of plays in the
country. is recovering from an lllness
which long held him In the shadow
Of death.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

YOU can't help but notice that after
two women friends who have talked
to find out what started the converse
ton, neither of them can tell.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

JUDGE says it takes a newly-mar-
ried couple five years to overlook
faults. II 1t took some as long as that
the divorce courts would be a great
deal fuller than they are now
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26
COMMUNICATIONS.
ISN'T IT?

much
a and MUCH, II
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

NOTICE some illustrated direction.
on how TO step in a canoe. Be sure
and have the diagram when you do tn,
stepping and you will be sure to ge
dumped in the water.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

CHARGE that American society VIC
men use liquor to success is prett
hard to believe and no one would be
lieve 1t anyway.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

PERHAPS as interesting a votin
contest as could be arranged, would /
one to decide whether a chocolai
sundae or cold glass of beer is tt
most popular
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-06-26

HARTFORD City Times says thai
meeting an ugly dog is pleasantel
than meeting a human crouch. Yor
can shoot the dog
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Some Oklahoma papers seem to
think there are only two men in the
state that stand any show Of going to
the United States senate at the expira-
tion OF Senator Owens term. The
state IS certainly not so poor as to be
compelled to choose between Haskell
and Owen with no alternative. In the
opinion Of the chieftain the next sen
ator VIII be neither Of them There
are number OF men In the state that
would be credit to this great state
in this high Office and men who are
clean Of any taint whatever. v. W
Hastings, Bob Williams. Jesse Dunn
or ]. A. B. Robertson would be among
the number that would make good. It
Is time 70 stop talking about the
OF Haskell or Owen and look
up some other available man.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
HOW DAY ENDS IN DESERT
When the Sun Sets the coiors In the
Sky and Earth Are Almost Too
Beautiful for Description.

A. atting close 70 a day of songbirds
and flowers Is = desert sunset. The
Calico mountains 70 the north first an
nouncs the days decline. Late in the
afternoon its rents and gashes become
masses of purple shadow. strikingiy
outlined By the exposed EunHf stretches
which ere gradually absorbed until TIE
whole mountain Is dull and Hfelesz-
When the svu is low. the rugged range
70 the southwest Is tinged with q rosy
glow varying from q dull pink 70 a
deep rose. into which q purple hue
gradually blends TIL II subdues al the
brightness and the purple. In turn.
changes 70 blue As the sun sinks out
Of sight the light cIouds IN the east be
come softly pink. the color spreading
around 10 the north. and finally center
ing In the west, where the clouds are
masses Of Furnished gold. which merge
into brilliant rose color. Somstines
between the bright clouds and the
horizon Is q stretch Of delicate green.
With = hint Of yellow Light shining
through; and always. n living over a
desert sunset. you VIII see the soft cir
cling flight OF the nighfhawk sktmning
over the ground and hear the low call
Of the dove. When the brightness has
faded and the blue has crept in and
banished the red you draw a deep
breath and feel yourself part Of the
peace and quiet Of the sky. You begin
70 understand the lure Of the desert.
You feel as II body and soul had al
ways been crowded for room and had
suddenly been set free In this i'm
mensity. When night falls and you
lie down to sleep under the sky thick
" studded with stars the clear wind
swept air caresses your cheek with q
touch as soft as velvet and you fall
asleep tiF,nking God for this country
Of vast spaces and rugged mountains,
the playground Of mighty winds. and
sleep under the stars is sweet and re
freshing Mary Alberta Beal In the
Outlook
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
RouahIna il

James J. Hill, at one Of the Con-
servation congress banquets in St.
Paul. told railway story.
When sleeping cars first came In, .
he said. the bedclothes in the berths
we're very scanty. On one OF these
early cars one night after everybody
had turned In and the lights were low
a loud voice called from an upper
berth:
Porter, got a corkscrewr
The porter came hurrying down the
aisle.
Boss he said. In scandalized
tone. we don't allow no drinkin' in
the berths. It's against the rules
"'oh. It amt that, porter, the voice
answered. I Just want to dig out a
pillow that's sort Of worked its way
into my ear
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
ART CRITICISM IN KANSAS
Harvey Parsons Found Much Fault
With HIs Frlsud's Picture Of the
Cir and the Cow.

Albert 7. Reid and Harvey Parsons,
two well known Kansas artists, are
very good friends. Reid was one Of
Parsons teachers.
Recently Reid drew a handsome wa.
ter-color picture depicting a very pret-
ty girl dressed In milkmaid's cos
tune. She had one arm thrown loving
ly about the neck of a big. fine Hol-
stein cow-the kind they raise in Kan
sas. In the other hand she carried a
milking stool The girl and the COW
we're wandering through a field OF
daisies. It Is good piece OF work and
was accepted readily and gladly by the
publishers who ordered It.
Just about the time Reid had It I'm
ished Parsons wandered into his stu
dfo.
What are you working on?" asked
Parsons. Reid pointed to an eaSel on
which stood the picture Of the girl and
the COW.
Parsons looked It over for some time
and, blowing out q big wreath Of pipe
smoke, asked:
What Is the girl going 10 dor
Going to do?" calculated Reid.
Why. milk the COW, OF course"
What Is she doing with her arm
around the cows neck?" asked Par
sons.
Leading the animal to the lot" re-
pIied Reid. mixing some paint.
Well, where is the milk paii?" de-
manded Parsons
She hasn't any milk pail" replied
Reid.
HIM" replied Parsons. Then may
be she isn't going to milk the cow"
well. maybe she isn't" asserted
Reid.
We'll, II she isn't" persisted Par
sons, blowing another puff Of smoke,
what is the girl going to do with that
milking stool7"
"Oh." snorted Reid, 'she is going to
hit the darned COW over the head with
itl"-Kansas City Journal.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
rhe NORM

Il insist upon an allowance of $500
. month--not penny lessl" he cried.
Absurd That's more than pay
my cook" she retorted with curling
lip.
~Then get your cook to dance at.
tendance at all manner Of boresome
affairs; to give you the face to do
what an unmarried woman never
dares do: to be always at hand yet out
Of the way; never to mind no matter
how you choose to conduct yourself
in short. to be husband to you In
the modern sense Of the terml" he
Jared out defantly.
She perceived that the worm had
turned. Hush" she implored. and
reached for her checkbook.-Puck.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
sand Grains Travel Far.

The travels OF grains OF sand have
long been q matter OF scientific rec
ord. Years ago It was established
that particles picked up on the coast
Of Pas de Calais had their origin IN
the rocks OF Brittany. from 10 to
is0 miles distant Another standard
fact Is the discovery on the coast OF
Denmark Of chalk dust which un.
doubtedIy came from the clifrs OF
Normandy.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
For sale or Trade.

447 acres good black land. Improved
300 acres in cultivation; good 4-roon
house and barns and outbuiIdings
DleEty of water TO trade for cit
property in vinita, or merchandise
rhis place IS 21k miles from count,
eat, wen located and a good proposi
ion. Irauire at cnieftain Office.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
AeauIrIna ReaI KnowIedas.

We begin to understand a thing
ruEy only after we have forgotten
that which we had studied I will
not come nearer knowing subject
so long as ! will suppose that my
attitude toward It had been estab-
Iished by learned man. In order
10 know subject thoroughly I must
approach It as something entirely
foreign to me.-Thoreau.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
Watch Your Temper.

A kind-hearted persons rage soon
cools when he looks into the terror
rejecting eyes Of a child or a dog, and
sees what wonder. what fear. what
protest. his storm has awakened. He
sees the injustice Of his display of
feeling Each one can discover 3
recipe for angercooiing and each one
should quickly discover and speedily
apply It.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

I'VE commit this matter to the care
Of the Canadian Parliament" said "
s. Fielding. Canadian minister Of
finance, introducing the reciprocity
agreement in the Dominion ParIia-
ment with the firm conviction that
III IS going to be good thing for Can
ada and a good thing for the United
States. and that We win continue to
have it and maintain It not because
there Is any binding obligation TO do
so. but because the Intelligence Of the
tso countries vii decide that ii is a
good thing for the promotion Of friend
~ relations and for the development
OF commerce Of the two countries.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
hal MIsaourl.

Up from the Missouri woods comes
the story that at recent camp meet
ing the minister discoursed at length
on "A Dark and Endless He'll" at
the conclusion Of the sermon the con-
gregation started singing: Tell Moth
er I'll Be There. st Louis State
Democrat.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

The Cbiefsain's proposition TO plant
elms along the driveway TO the hos
pital for the insane is meeting with
favor BY most Of the land owners along
the two routes 70 that institution. II
this work could be reached this sea
son it would be long step toward .
thing that would gladden. the whole
state In a very few years.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

One day little Georges father brousht
home sons Rocqnefo-< ehesse. Upon
being asked how he nked #, George
replied With al seriousness: Papa.
n tastes just like the animal cages
II the circus Success Magazine.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

The great posts hare done %
0uch 70 make lie sasisr.- said TIE
earnest young voz&n- That's rixkf.-
replied Mr. canrux. II Il weren't
for the great poets ve'd bs stunped
many = tine for something tc write
In sn autograph album
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Most Of the world judges you hy
what you seen. ard yoa nay have
the best infenti0zs IN tie world. but
they'll not counk for anything Il you
dress IN such : way as 10 suggest
sithe- soFerfy or any other vay tAan
Tho dress that should 90 With wAaf
Tou mean 70 Be
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
Oh. NO.

Dubbs-"Was II a serious accident?-
swiftIeigh-'Not ct all. Only two
pedestrians killed and the motor car
wasn't even scratched I'm glad, too.
Tor had Just had It revarnished. -
Tit-Bits.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
IN Sunday school,

Teaeher-''What happened to Lots
Effe7" Young America--''I suppose
ron mean about her turning to salt.
but that looks to me like a yellow
IourDai story"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Uncle Joe Mcseal eviaently sim be-
lleves in more business AID less poll
tics. as be has not decided - accom-
pzny Frank Greer % Oklahoma City
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

one Of the most important problems
before the people Of yinlta Is the cas-
ing out Of the salt water brought IN
b. the new artesian wells. This mat
teF should have the serious attention
Of the people Of vinita
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
Between Nelahbors.

THAT thermometer | bought is :
fraud. II haint brought on no ex-
Lraordinary weather" You've got the
wrong idea. Peleg. A thermometer
won't act like 3 lightning rod"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

n q claimed that ninetenths Of an
productive labor Is drudgery. The
overwhelming percentage Of all the
elective work IN every vocation Il
done By the average man and woman.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

desire to announce that ! am can
didzte for City Marshal, subject 70
the action Of the democratic primary
II. c. cHATTERToN.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
ANNOUNCEMENT.

We are authorized to announce the
name Of Jacob Smith for the ofiee Of
City Marshal for the city Of Yinita,
subjsct to the democratic primary
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

The chieftain Is authorized to an
nounce Il. R. CLARK a candidate for City
Marshal. subject to the action Of the
democratic primary.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
Sound Economic sense.

II would be better to spend money
In abolishing the slums than to spend
1t In dealing with their results.--Ex-
change.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

On Wrong Road to Riches.
He that loveth pleasure shall be a
poor man; be that loveth wine and oil
shaI1 not be rich."-Proverbs ri. II.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
Canada.

Canada was formally ceded to Enr.
land By the treaty Of Paris. signed on
February 10. I7e5.-Montreal Herald.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Russia hasn't picked anybody she
can whip lately but China is about the
most helpless victim that could be
selected.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

hereby announce myself candi-
date for City Marshal, subject to the
Democratic primary. WILL BAXLEY.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Its funny how maPy. women have
absolutely nothing to- wear when a big
sale is announced.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22
Not Happily Expressed.

Il have another patient IN this
Reighborhood." remarked the doctor:
30 ! kill two birds with one stone.s
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Oklahoma City hasn't given bonus
for state capital nor a newspaper
since Governor Haskell went out.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

I hereby announce myself candi-
date for City Marshal. subject 70 the
Democratic primary. BEN WILLIAMS.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

hereby announce that am can
didate for Chief of Police. subject to
the action of the Republican primary
on March 81. CASH WILKINSON.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

Those fool geese that few north last
week will have 1t all to do over.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

We are authorized to announce
Tbeo. W. Perry as candidate for Police
Judge. subject to the action Of the
Republican primary on March p.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

We are authorized TO announce the
name Of Paul =. Mackey as candidate
for the Office Of City Attorney, subject
TO the action Of the Democratic pri-
mary
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

The chieftain is authorized to an
nounce the name Of WI L. Busey for
the Office of Street Commissioner.
subject to the Democratic primary
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

date for City Marshal, subject to the
Democratic primary. WILL BAXLEY-
I hereby announce myself candI-
date for City Marshal, subject 70 the
Democratic primary. BEN WILLIAMS.
We are authorized TO announce the
name Of Paul +. Mackey as candidate
for the Office Of City Attorney, subject
to the action Of the Democratic Dri-
mary.
We are authorized to announce the
candidacy OF A. J. Green for the Office
Of City Clerk, subject 10 the action Of
the Democratic primary
We are authorized to announce
Charles H. Coodpaster as candidate
for Chief Of Police. subject to the ac-
ton Of the Democratic primary.
March q.
I beg to announce that am can
didate for the Office Of City Attorney.
subject 10 the Democratic primary In
March H. J. swarts.
We are authorized to announce the
candidacy Of J. Eugene Hall for the
ONCE Of City Clerk. subject to the
action Of the Democratic primary
We are authorized TO announce H.
u. Williams for the Office Of Police
Judge. subject to the Democratic
primary. March 81.
hereby announce myself a candi-
date Of the Democratic nomination for
city Attorney OF vlnita. Oklahoma.
subject to the action OF the Demo-
cratic primary Of March 2i, 1sii-
WILLARD H. voYLEs.
The Chieftain is authorized to an
nounce the name OF Jho. " Byrd to
succeed himself as Police Judge, sub
ject to the Democratic primary.
We are authorized to announce ] c..
Starr as candidate for Mayor. subject
10 the action OF the Democratic pri-
mary on March e.
We are authorized TO announce the
candidacy of w Houk, for the Office
Of City Clerk. subject to the action Of
the democratic primary. March 81,
am a candidate for city Marshal,
subject to the action of the Demo
cratic primary March 81 LEE WEBB.
hereby announce my candidacy for
Treasurer Of the City of yinita. sub
iect to the action of the Democratic
primary on March 81
j. NJ. MAHoNEy
The Chieftain Is authorized 70 an
nounce the name Of WI L. Busey for
the Office of Street Commissioner.
subject to the Democratic primary
We are authorized to announce
Tbeo. w. Perry as candidate for Police
Judge, subject to the action Of the
Republican primary on March 2l
hereby announce that am can
didate for Chief OF Police, subject to
the action of the Republican primary
on March 81. CASH WILKINSON.
Those fool geese that flew north last
week will have 1t all to do over.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-02-22

hereby announce my candidacy for
Treasurer Of the City OF yinita. sub
iect to the action of the Democratic
primary on March 81
]. NJ. MAHoNEy.