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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-13
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Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
KEPT TO THE POINT.
Interruptions Didn't Mako Elaine Lss>
His SELF Possession.

In his Yesterday With the Fathers
DR. William Wherefore Newton tolls
an incident which. Fortunately escap-
Sag TRAGEDY. serves nevertheless 20 u
lustrats the iinpsrturbs bic self pos
session Of q famous Sxt ssman
Upon one occasion ;Es Hon. James
g.. Blaine addressed a isrge concourse
nf sseopfc. There waS great wooden
jlatform. on which were tho speakers
nd the osicers and /. famous Germsn
hand. had been invited o make the
opening prayer. After thi. Mr.. Blaine
tegaD his address With Tie following
sentence:
Il sm opposed 10 tn. e's.tion Of han
uel J. Ttlden
Just then Sorpe Que 10 the crowd
called out. "Hur-ah for jams G.
Blaine" and th~n great ovation
greeted the Republican lencer. AT IL.
close Mr.. Blaine began again by re-
marking:
"As said = few moments ago. l ana
opposed TO the election OF Samuel J.
TilIen."
Just then q terrible grinding. crU.n-
tng. earthQuske-liks sensation wasfs;t
by all OF ~ who were seated en- the
platform. sBd the c1;ts- staging -sxt
down with a rush. We we're tuulb,ed
one over another. spesker,. Officer,
German bind aad au. aud for my,s'f
| felt a. Eorah. Dsthan and Al;rs ~
probably f0t when the earth opsn.-l
and swallowed Mem up alive in the
Iit-
Mr.. Blaine snc | happened 70 n-
wound r0snd together. legs ana arms
Ia ineItricable confusion. and ~ w
were trying to worm Ourselves ovt Of
the melee he said to me:
Mr.. Newton. isn't there an article
IN the Apostolic Creed about the res
uIrection from the dendT'
There is. Mr. Blaine replied.
and there " also an article about de
sending
| VIXEN the Debris was removed md /.
phase made for the speaker be began
again By sayiRg. for the tAird tia1e:
'S0twithstn nding the~e many inter
ruptfcns. | am - opposed rs ever to
the election Of Samuel j. Tiiden."
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
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Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
A Old EriHnd

A private soldier once rendered some
slight service to the first Napoleon.
Thank you, captain" said the en-
peror careleSSly.
In whit regiment. sire?" was the
instant response OF the quick witted
private.
In my guards" replied the emperor.
pleased with the mans ready retort.
This incident. with appropriate vai-
atoms. also happened To Genghis
Khan. Ivan the Terrible. Attila. Gus
taVus Adolphus. Louis XIV. Charlie
magne. Alexander. King Alfred. Ner-
xes. Richard the Lion Hearted ard
Henry OF Navarre.-Success Magazine.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Mrs. John Lane. in volume OF g.
says called Talk or TIM Town" tskee
an ingenious wy "a prsve that mea
tally woman Is superior to man,
Just eun2i,;er: Yhc most ordinary
kind OF man hiss at leasts dosea pock
cts. while w4Insu " trHxScezdsnt
intellect generally his n"re. or. II abe
has one. II 10 where she can't get at It
Now. try 10 Imagine 4 nan doing his
srrands with purse. handS erchief
and shopping Hat In one hand The tail
OF his skirt in the other his umbrella
under one srnl. meanwhile ma King an
effort TO keep his head clear for bust
ness problems and Mt the sSrae time
keeping Il wary eye ont for motors
he couldn't 40 It. There really Ia no
Soubt that Iann owes his superiority
10 woInon entirely to his pDcketS
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
GENIUS CT SCHUBERT.
Whatever TIRE Great Composer Fox
Flowed Forth In Asss

Rhenever SChItcrt hari ~ue,, II tura
over the Leaves ~ Noiu,lle " Ise1ry
verses that pleased hiCi Eould 30
come clothes IN melody The would
sing themselves ~ h.~ mime with Ss-
perb acconIrN ninlrnt. noble IN rhythm
and rich in harunouic~ u VErcr nap
penSd L. tr within -,.7.h the song
would =: oir'~ h,. written down.
One July evening IN iS2G. after
long walk. ;hs coIIlris.r ,'tiUllc,l into
a bee: garden ANA FOUND = fticnd sit
ing ~ tah,S With Il volume nf Shake
spe-ire Shutert picked mp III book
and read III" sCug la Gym beiine,"
"Hark. H.rI. the Lars" The bNautirul
nclody. WIKI iTS ucrunTanimcnt. IN
Ee now have il r!I.sntly flashed upon
him. and he wrote it dean on tho spot
upon StsvS- lastly Strawlsd ~ rn-s
the back OF = biH on fare In thv course
" the s2E.sp evening lac sci To music
the drinking song in Antony and
Cleopatra aD6 the ver-Cs WHO Is
Sylvia" in Two Gentlemen OF We
roma
And all th;V exquisite R%%s came from
the son Of COOS and i-ocr AechaIhc.
whose ckicf dolith, ss = baby was u
pick out urc',Nihss un r,Nty old piano
IN his ~ nor shup and whose acme
Of human bliss vNs reached when he
~as taken To- ! Ie'EhboTiuE joinerS 10
ny Ills infant bands ON sne new In
strument. ~. was cha -.ty pupil In
the Imperial SChuol - Music but nei-
Their its orphan s-ylum atnSsph-re.
the two pcNis - day nOe the ice cold
piano with ehe Ice ruh Instruction
dampened the little Francs ardor
Whatever he felt no-7eS forth in nu-
sic.-Nsw York World
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
she WAS LOYAL.
Likewise Honest Enough to Tell Liz
eo,n the Truth.

During the war between the states
Mss y. high spir.;ed Virginia yeun<
lady. whose father. Confederate sol
'icr. had h,sn taken prisoner by the
Union forces. was DESTROYS OF obtain
INK pass which would enable her to
visit him. Francis p. Blair agreed to
obtain an audience witch the president.
out warned his young and rather i'm
2uiSive friend TO b0 prudent ana not
h',ray her sympathy for the south
They We're uShered into the presence
II Mr.. Lincoln. and the object for
which they had como was stated. The
-au. grave man bent down to the little
c-aidcn and. looking searchIngly int
her face. said:
You are loyal. of course?''
Her bright eyes flashed. She hssd-
ta;ed moment. AID then. with face
eloquent with emotion and honest a.
his own. she replied:
Yes. loyal TO the hearts esrs-to
virginlsr'
Mr.. Lincoln kept his intent gaze
uVon her for moment lOpgS and
th"n went 10 his desk. wrote line or
two and handed h--' the paper. With
bow the Interview Terminated When
;hey had left the room Dir. Blair be
gam to upbraid his young friend rsr
her i,spetuoSity
Now you have done r. he aid
Didn't warn Won TO be very care
fui; You have only Yourself to bianse"
Miss y. MADE 10 reply. hut opsne<
the paper. 1t contained these words:
Pass Miss = eAs is az honest girl and
can be trusted A LINCOLN.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

a Japanese friend of mine once saw
among my papers picture OF an Eng
iishwomsn dressed in Japanese cloth
ing
she lie 30 japanese he said she
is European"
How do you know thnt?" | asked
him. Tier costume is correct: her h@Ar
Is straight: she has no ornaments"
Yes" he replied. "trt look AZ her
eyes. Her eyes look out on the world
as though she understood it. The jap
anese woman never locks like that
From England Through Yellow Spec
tacles."
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Trees In Oranucs

The Mundus. a weekly published In
Rene in i've lsngua geS. states that
one OF the methods adopted by the
japanese 10 produce their curious
dwarf trees Is as follows: The pulp OF
an orange il removed through a small
hole and the skin filed with a mix
ture Of wool. charcoal and rich ea-.h.
with one seed toward the opening in
the skin. The orange is put in Il glass
and vatered by the hole. and every
now and then a little wood nsh ie
added The plant shoots through the
opening. and the roots pierce the skin.
As soon Is they do so they are cut of.
After two or three years OF this treat
ment the plant will be only q few
inches high. but will have the aspect
OF an old forest tree.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
With tie Feathered Folk.

II possible give the turkeys all the
sweet milk they can possibly drink
Excellent market geese can be bred
oy crossing African or China sn To1-
louise.
Beans are highly nitrogenous and
make an excellent food for the fowls.
So also are peas and viii be relisbed
by the chickens as a change in their
diet.
In growing cockersls and pullets for
breeding stock the feed given shoxld
be different from that given for mar
ket poultry. As soon as the sexes can
be fully determined they should be
separated and the cockereis fed 9
greater allowance than the pulieta
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
What Sfs Wa-<ed

They hal been married but two
months. ard they loVsd each other de-
votedly He WAS in the back yard
backing Ills shoes. Jack" she call
eel 1T the top " her voice, Jack.
come here. quick
He knew 1T once that she was in
imminent danger He %rasped u stick
and rushed up two flights OF stairs to
the rescue. lie entered the room
breathleSsly and found her looking OUT
Of the window.
LOOK" said she-"thats the kind Of
gown want YOU to get ns-"-Har-
pcr's Magazine.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
GH0STLY BUTTERFLIES.
a SPoeiss In British Guiana Whose
Wnq, Are Trsn,os-e1t

wings Are transparent
In "Our Search For Wilderness
Mr.. william Dec6e OF the New York
BIOLOGICAL park describes his n-ss
siSht OF the transparent butterfly
Roetera piera-0f British Guiana, an
insect through whose outstretched
wings any substance on which II rests
can be clearly seen.
IS we crossed n svirlin. creek on
the trunk Of a mighty fallen tree
something Suffered ahead. We could
not see what it was Closer we came
and still the object remained indls-
tnct. We seSsled to see a butterfly.
and yst that appeared impossible At
last We marked il down on q fern
fr0zd aad cre2t up until our syes
were within tive feet OF It. Nothing
was VISIBLE but the graceful lacevork
or the frond until a slantin2 beam OF
sunlight struck It, and there, close
before US. was the ghost OF a butter
fy.
1t spread fully three inches. hut was
wholly transparent. save for three tiny
spots Of azure near the margin Of each
hind wing
AZ we looked il drifted to a double
beaded flower OF scarlet. and when it
nlighte< the scarlet Of the flower and
the green OF the leaf were a, distinct
as II seen through thin mica. and the
faint gray haze Of the insects wings
WAS marked only by the indistinct
venatiOn.
The appearance Of this Ghostly but
tsrdy amid the silence and awe inspir-
fng stiffness Of the reeking jungle was
most impressive.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
WINTER WORK FOR THE But.
Way TO Keep Him on the Farm 10 to
Make Il Profitable For Him.

Make II Profitable For Him.
Many farmers who 10 not feel able
20 pay their sons very high wages In
7pring and summer and who feel that
he boys really do not earn more than
10 or SIP month with their board
aavo arranged matters SO that the
Dung men can In the winter make
Up for the apparently low wages of
ummer ami make some money with
or taking II our of the family purses.
Many nen would like to send their
.ons TO college aud then set them up
IN farms % their own. but they are
not financially able to do so, and even
Z they were il might be the worst
hing possible for the boys. The best
,lan. as many fathers have found out.
is to help the boy TO help himself and
,ceD him SO busy ana with so much
money flowing into his pocket as to
drive out all thoughts OF deserving the
arm. says the Country Gentleman.
Sopae may have taken up the plan
# allowing their boys to take in flOcks
If sheep on shares. merely going secur-
,ty for them when necessary, hut put
thcir own resources. There is no surer
Way of building up rundown farm
n one not large enough to support
much stock than by getting on lot
u sseeD rs winter bOarders. The fer
rility counts year by year. and while
he boy is kept out OF mischief the
farm Ia steadily growing in value.
Then there are other fathers who
encourage the boys TO take up winter
wo:k In thc shape of teaching the dis
riot scapol. wording in the barn Of a
aeichhor ',h0 has much stock pnd lit
dc help 20 take care Of II. buyiIr-, poul-
Try for some dealer or any one of a
io,.cn occupations that pay fairly well
sor 4 young mans time. Teaching the
district acAOoi leaves little time to help
with the farm chores. but the farmer
Is relieved OF the worry Of the boy
Whiting TO leave the farm, and school
wiil be out - the spring in time for
the active farm work, so that what
;he boy mikes is almost clear money
Boarding tswn horses is another in
dustry open 10 boys and one that Is
not hard work. The feed must be
bought and the horses given regular
and intelligent care. but it doesn't
take very long TO look after a dozen
horses ard keep them In good condi-
tion. There IS always the chicken
business to fall back on. and an enter
prising lad can put in q winter flock
shat will more than pay for itself In
eggs and then can sell the hens for
almost MS much as they cost when
spring comes. BY picking up n few
hens here and few there at odd
moments he can get respectable flock
and have nice basket OF eggs to
market each week from the last OF
January until May.
1t is easy to keep boys busy in win
rer on any farm. but not always easy
20 make the time profitable for them
II takes real courage on the part OF
The average father 10 give the son his
whole time and board him free when
ne might be cleaning up the farm or
helping him make money.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
lidht of tA3 Ei-N~

Professor Mcintosh says that tea.
perature approaching 1000 degrees r
would be necessary To make a light
equivalent 10 that NAittea by nm orsl.
nary tirefty. The enornotls waste OF
energy in all industrial methods OF
producing light is matter OF com
mon knowledge. and the example of
The freely remains unimitatcd by man
-Argonaut.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Helpful Words
From a Lexington Citizen

Is your back lsnie aud paiDfuls
Does il ache especially after exer-
tion?
Is there soreness I'm the kidney
region1
These symptoms indicate weak kid.
Eeys;
There is danger ia delay.
Weak Kidneys fast get weaker.
Give your trouble prompt attention.
ems Kinney Pills act quickly.
They strengthen weak kidneys.
Read this Lexington Testimony.
Henry A. Deaver, Jefferson ST., Lex
lngton, Va, says: 81 can recommend
Uoan's Kidney pills just Ms highly to-
lay az did seven years ago. This
remedy was OF tuned ut Il. II. Gorreirs
Drug Store and Was used as directed
and IT, permanently cured case of
kidney trouble and backsche."
For sale by all dealers. Price SO cents,
Foster Milburu Co.. Buffalo. New York
sole agents for the United states.
Remember the uame-Doan's-and
take no other.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
BIG BELLS.
Canton Has Ono Eighteen Feet High
ard Forty five Feet In circumference.

Canton Has Ono Eighteen Feet Hioh
ard Forty five Feet In Circumfsrsnee-
Some OF the old world bells are
heavy indeed. Great Paul OF St.
PauT> cathedral. in London. weighs
nearly seventeen tons and is nearly
thirty feet around. The first Big
Ben Of minister was cast more
than City years ago and weighed
about fourteen tons and was aho..t
twenty-eicht feet around But Big
Ben" had q crack and was made over.
losing some weight. and the ,laprer
was made --lsl,er. being now GO
pounds Instead OF about ton. Pc
Ssr % YORK" cost C10NDO. weight
twelve and os--ha,: tons: twer.y-t--.
feet IN diameter or Whereabouts.
The largest hanging toll IN the
world IS -aid 20 lie th2j e. tho crest
Buddhist monastery ne,r Canon X
IS eighteen fee; in height ard forty
FIVE feet in circumference. being cast
OF solid bronze This is on- OF eirbt
monster bells that were cast By cow
mand Of the Emperor Yung To about
A u 400. Ii * said to have cost The
lives OF EIGHT men. who We're killed IL
the process 81 casting. The whole hejl
on both sides Is covered with an ID
scr.ption iu embossed Chinese ,.f..-
acters about half an inch in !e,, IN
covering even the TOP nie.e 70.
which it swings. the tc.al n,-,-ic- o.,
ing $1,000 These characters tell a
gle story. one Of the Chinese classics.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Wsddinc Rin~.

Absorbing to the ancient EfyUA fhe
husband began by placing the wedding
ring upon the brides thumb and put
ting It successfully on the next two
singers, pronouncing FOR each one q
person Of the trinity, with a fnal
Amen" as the fourth finger was
reached. where the ring remained
New York American
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
APPLE OUTER sTIRRER.

pole or lath aS shown in the cut The
shaft is held In place by strip of
board through which il passes. The
board has mouth at each end which
Ats around the kettle handle. At one
nouth is an iron slide with Il set screw
to hold the board in National
Stockman and Farmer.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Tho Veil OF tina Future

In the Chicago schools boy re-
fused 60 sew, thinking 1t below the
dignity of Il man OF ton years.
why" snid the teacher. George
Washington Gid his own sewing IN tine
wars. and do you think you are better
than George WashinEton?"
Il don't know" replied the boy seri-
ously. "on,y time Gun tell that--La.
dies Hone Journal.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Handy Help For Mother.

The cut represents an apple butter
Stirrer which Is hard to beat. 1t is
made OF a wooden shaft about two
inches thick and about three inches
higher than the kettle with crank
about one foot long turned by a long
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Dyspepsia Is Americas curse. Bur
ork Blood Bitters conquers dyspepsia
very time. 1t Crives out impurities.
mes the stomach, restores perfect di
rstiOn, normal weight. and good
seaith
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

His Wife-Why don't you go to the
doctor and ind out just what you
ought TO eat and what you ought to
avoid? Dyspeptic - oh. l know all
that now. ought TO eat everything
don't like and avoid everything !
io.-Exc hange.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Judge" said the guilty man. 81 in
herit this feloniOus habit. can't re.
skst IT. My father was g CRATER and
NY 2otAsr a photographed. can't
Aslp tskiss thinxs"
"Then take seven years at hard Ia
bor." said the judge kindly Glove.
land Plain Dealer.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Her Eethod.

Stella-SO she married him to reform
him? How did she begin?
Bella-By spending q lot Of money
You know ROW hard It is for rich
man to enter the kingdom OF heaven
Harper's Bazaar.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
actfuI.

Johanna. please go to the pawnbro-
fer's and pawn my gold watch. The
poor man. l understand. IS not getting
much business. and l think we should
help him along "-FIieGende Blatter.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
0reat Little Sist,A

"Where are you going % fsstr
My wife has tIs te1ephoDcd me
that the baby is asleep. and am 60
Ing home to see what 1t looks like
Toledo Blade.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Here IS Relief for Women

II you have pains in the hack. Uri-
narv. Plsdier or Kidney trouble, try
Mother GIa,'s Aromatic Leaf, a pleas
ant herb remedy for womon's ills end
n grea: system regulator. At druggists
or hv mail Soc. sample FREE. Address,
Mother Gray Co.. Leroy, N. Y.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
His Hard Lick.

Jones-BroTn is an unlucky dog.
Smith-How's that? Jones-His OBJ
ject in marrying was TO get out OF a
boarding house. Smith-Well? Jones
Now his wife is running one to sup
port the family.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Sure TO SSe IL.

"Who was it who saw the hand
writing on the wall. Freddie?" asked
the Sunday school teacher.
''The landlord. ma'arn." quickly re
Piled the little hoy who lives in q fat.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Father-Wca Iu.iA. II allow yaung
Smithers 10 marry yen VIII Lee be Will
Ing TO work and support you: Julia
Oh, papa. how can he when he has
promised 20 do nothing hut think OF
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
All Sound

Frcd-What do you think OF my ar.
cument? VIII Sound: most certainly
SOUND. Fred What else2 WN-Netii-
inx else: merely sound
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Itching, blee ling, protruding or
in piles yield TO Dosn's Ointment.
hronic cases soon relieved, finally
ured. Druggists all sell it.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Classified.

Isabel think that editor nan b
simply hon1d. Judith-Why? Isabel
He placed the engagement announce
ment Of myself TO young SlopptngtoD
under the head OF business Opportu.
mites"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
NOW'S THE TIEE.

Now is 4 good time to plan
next years crops and prepare for
carrying out your plans. Nave
your tools and seed all resdy to
use when the soil Is fit to work.
Test your seed corn. 40 you Will
not have TO waste your time in
the spring 10 do il.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Repartee.

Beggar-I have poor wife and ten
small children. lady.
Lady-W hen l was along here last
week you told me you had eight.
Beggar-Yes. lady; blessed with
twins last MISUNDERSTANDING.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
Not What She Expected.

Clara 0shiuG for a compliment
This is your fourth dance with me.
Why don't YOU dance with some OF the
other girls?
Charlie Well. the fact is dance So
badly I hate tO ask them
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles

itching, Blind, Bleeding, Portruding
Piles. Druggist are authorized to re
'und money II PASO OINTMENT
'ails to cure in 6 to IA days.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Er. WibbleS-- Whit fine dAr. 'l.ly
you have. Miss Knox. Ny Vile. who
Is younger than you are. has her hair
quite gray. Miss Knox-Yes. and IL
I'd been your wife 10 doubt my hair
would have been gray too.-Bo-ton
Transcript.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15
StiIl Worse.

"Nfrs. Fastleigh has given up ciga-
rettes"
Did the smoke make her nlY"
''No. The saoke mace her Dog n.
--Clev al:pad Pihln DeSser.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

Doan's Regulets cure constipation
without gripping, rauses, nor any weak
ming effect. Ask your druggist :or
hem; 20 cents per box.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-11-15

DIR. Fahrney's Teething Syrup con-
forms to the Pure Food and Drug Law
Zach bottle guaranteed. Sample fire. e