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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
MIGHT NEED THE CLUB LATER
Old Scotch caddie's Retort to tho
Golfer Who Got Out of "HeII"
Bunker.

This Ia a new one, brought to town
by Jack Pickard from the Mayfield
Country club on the links whereof he
frequently chases the elusive pill,
says the Cleveland Leader. 1t has to
do with an American golfer going over
Scotch links, attended by one Of
those hoary caddies who only begin
to flourish after they are past the
SEVENTEEN milestone. This caddie had
a separate name, not only for each
hole, but for every tee hazard and
bunker. And for each name he had
some philosophical reason.
How far Is It over to that bun
kerr" asked the American, preparing
FOR long drive.
ABBOT twa hun'red an feefty yard,
air." from the caddie. AN the bun
ker's name is hell For once ye're In,
sir, yell neer get DOT"
Followed the drive, which brought
the ball right where It wasn't want
ed, and the caddie Ill concealed his
merriment. Nothing daunted, the
visitor selected his niblick and by a
fortunate loft freed himself from an
unfortunate situation, landing easily
on the green
How about that bad place of yours
now" he demanded Of his ancient
eddie, not without bit of exulta.
ton
"Weel, sir" replied the man. I'D
advise We to TAX this club WI we
when ye COON to dee. Ye maun
need t."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20

k&AcNM2U iOndUle easleIA CHSie9'
= 4 = - II Is this.
win the new Mrs. John Jacob AS
tor aspire to rule society,"
For some years the name Aston has
been foremost one In select social
circles and the feminine head of the
reigning family has generally held
sway among the members of the four
hundred.
John Jacob Astor is the head and
control OF all the vast Aston interests
and millions In this country. His
mother was for years the undisputed
queen of an American social despot-
Ism and persons we're barred or rec
ognized By the very nod Of her head.
The last Mrs, John Jacob Aston,
who was Miss Ava Willing OF Phila.
delphia, before her marriage, had sue
ceeded to this enviable and autocratic
position when she found 1t necessary
to divorce Colonel Astor. Her reign
ended there abruptly and since that
time the four hundred has been with
out recognized leader. Mrs. John
r. Drexel and Mrs. Ogden Mills have
been engaged In a struggle for SUI
premacy in this regard, but neither
has so far been able to show any
gain over the other
With the announcement that John
Jacob Aston, despite his age Of forty
eight years and that he has two
grown children. Is to make a slip of a
girl his wife. society is all agog as to
the wishes and Intentions OF Miss
Madeline Talmage Force, who is soon
10 become the bride OF the multimil-
lionaire.
Sudden Rose to High Position,
From the obscurity of not even the
most exclusive society of Brooklyn to
the rulership of the four hundred is a
far cry, but It looks as If this is what
Madeline Force is going to do. AS
the wife Of Colonel Aston she will oc-
cupy the very foremost rank Of Sc
iect society, and as to her designs
upon the leadership. that is matter
that rests solely with herself. She
could have 1t If she was SO inclined
and II is dollars to doughnuts that
she will welcome the opportunity to
establish this highest point in go
cial ambition.
To have Newport hang and walt up
on her every mood and whim; to have
the Golden Horseshoe at the Metro
politan opera house culver with ex-
element and stand or bow as she
struts to her center box; to have all
the grande danes OF Fifth and Mad
ison avenues watch the lists OF her
guests as guide or Who's Who" In
proper exclusive circles will all be
sweet to the ears of this little miss
VINO not so long ago had to remain
content with the glories that come
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20

young girl who was to be married to
a young farmer Of the neighborhood.
The most dapper and punctilious Of
the city youths volunteered to be
best man"
Now" he explained to the stalwart
groom. you Just give me the fee you
haze arranged for the minister and
I'll have It In my vest pocket, ready
10 hand to him."
Tho rustic giant shook with laugh
ter. You won't be getting II into
your vest pocket" he chuckled. Its
little pig I've been fattening for the
parson. Youths Companion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
This L. SUCCESS.

He has achieved success who has
lived we'll. laughed often and loved
much; who has gained the respect OF
intelligent men and the love of little
children. who has filled his niche end
accomplished his task; who has left
the world better than he found 1t,
whether by an improved poppy, a per-
feet poem or rescued soul; who has
never lacked appreciation OF earth's
beauty or failed to express It; who
has looked for the best In others and
has given the best he had; whose
life was an inspiration. bis memory a
benediction."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20

sands OF cases.
Mothers Friend
is sold at drug
stores. Write for
free book for OK
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
exquisite E,eay Tribute to friend.

The early death of Keats robbed
Shelley of dear friend. but led to the
writing of the exquisite elegy
"Adonais." and 1t is rather touching to
recall that when Shelley was drowned
year and half later. copy OF
Keats poems was found open in his
coat pocket when his body was washed
ashore.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20

tIere,s champlon Nature Faker.

Some one was telling Sam about the
longevity of the mud turtle, Eyes"
said Sam, Il know all about that. for
once found venerable old fellow in
meadow, who was so old that he
could scarcely wiggle his tail. and on
his back was carved (tolerably plain.
considering all thingsI. these words:
Paradise, Year l, Adam"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
jealousy.

$50 you disapprove of the modern
drama?" Yes" said the constable. Il
can't help thinking there's something
wrong with these plays we've been
getting. The public mind is liable TO
get confused. never yet saw play
that made policeman appear as at
fable or smart or heroic as a burglar
or a confidence man."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20

clustering formerly was an almost
universal treatment for Internal con.
sestion to draw the diseased tuid to
tne surface. II acted as a counterirri-
ant 1t was also used for scistica
clustering Is still used to q considera.
Bile extent, but a milder application is
mora frequently employed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
A Fat Wedding Fee.

On large farm In the Middle West
group OF jolly city people were hav.
ing a house party. AS part Of the en-
tertainment, they Joined with enthusi.
asrn In the plans Of their hostess TO
give . pretty wedding to . fsvorite
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20

In the hour OF distress and misery
,ne eye OF every mortal turns to
friendship; IN the hour OF gIadness
sno conviviality, what is our want? II
'''enosh snip -.w ,...,r Savage. Lander.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
:. Young
Mothers

No young woman in the Joy Of
coming motherhood, shoald neglect
to prepare her system for the physi-
cal ordeal she is to undergo. The
health of both she and her coming
child depends largely upon the care
she bestows upon herself during
the waiting months. Mothers
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mothers system for the coming
event, and its use makes her COM
Portable during all the term. It
works with and for nature, and by
gradually expanding all tissues,
muscles and tendons, involved, and
keeping the breasts in good condi-
tion, brings the woman to the crisis
IN splendid physical condition. The
baby too is more apt to lie perfect
and strong where the mother has
thus prepared herself for natures
supreme function. No better adj
vice could be given a young ex-
pectant mother than that she use
Mothers Friend; it is d medicine
that has proven its value in thou
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-10-20
Mothers
Friend

pectant mothers which contains
much valuable information, and
many suggestions Of a helpful ma
ture. as's
DRADFIELD REGULATOR CO..
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03

Feat IN Russia,
Peat constitutes about one-third OF
the fuel used in the central industrial
districts of Russia.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
MEXICO is IN
HANDS OF SIX
Peace Negotiation Will 30"
gin Tomorrow.

Ell Paso, Tex, May 3.-The tribunm
that will decide the terms on which
peace is restored In Mexico will con
sist Of Francisco Carbajal, Judge of
the supreme court; Miguel Ahumada,
governor Of Chihuahua, and Rafael
Hernandez for the federals. The In
surrectos will be represented by DR.,
Francisco Gomez, Pine Suarez, proVf-
sional governor Of Yucatan, and Fran
cisco l. Madero, ST., father of the pro-
visional president. Negotiations prob
ably will begin In Juarez tomorrow.
Another five days armistice has been
agreed to.
There is restlessneSs in the rebel
camp, among the Americans In parttc-
uiar, but the Mexican insurrectos ap-
pear to be taking things philosophic-
ally and waiting. Madero holds daily
and hourly conferences with his lead
ers and statements are issued Most
~ all Of them repeat the demands
which the tnsurrectos win make.
These include the return to their
homes of all tnsurrectos with arms: a
III hSlOl w kOfCklOIS DGllI1uS ElGC-
tionsi no reelection of present officers
or others after the coming elections;
the purchase Of all landed interests
and their division among the people on
installment payments; the abolition Of
he system of appointing local officials
and the return to the election of all
officers, from president to mayor, with
cut any federal interference.
The federal government, according
to information In the federal camp,
has tentatively agreed to these condi-
tons.
The insurrectos will insist that the
federal commissioners have absolute
power to act for the government, and
II they do not bear this power there
there will be a hitch In negotiations
until they can get It.
1nsurrectos rode into chihuahua, the
state capital, and fired a number Of
shots, but were driven out by federalA
Insurrecto officials were unable to ac-
count for it and said 1t must have been
q small band Of rowdies.
Durango, In the state Of Durango, It
Is reported, Is IN rebel hands, but at
insurrecto headquarters they have no
such advices.
From Sonora m advtces that
Americans have been warned to leave
all border towns, as the insurrectos In.
tend to start at once on another Of
fensfve campaign,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
SENATE POOLS
TARIFF ISSUES
But Gives Reciprocity Pre-
ference Over Free List.

Washington, May B. Reciprocity
and tariff revision viii be considered
as correlated, Reciprocity viii be given
the preference when the necessity for
distinction arises, but otherwise the
two issues will be pooled during the
initial stages.
This was the unanimous decision
reached by the senate finance commit
tee. 1t was determined to have hear
ings and give everybody an opportun-
ity to present bis views for and
against reciprocity, At the same time
the farmers free-list bill will be re-
garded as pending, and those speaking
can give their opinions of that meas
ure.
In fact, the free list bill Will score
first. The committee will begin today
by hearing the boot, shoe and leather
men. The committee will hold morn
ing and afternoon sessions until
May 70.
The plan to bring a few train loads
of farmers here for a physical demon
stration In force has been abandoned.
The last vestige Of Aldrichism dis
appeared from the finance committee
when John H. O'Brien was chosen
clerk and William B. Stewart assistant
clerk. Both have heretofore served
under Mr.. Penrose and go to his new
committee with him.
The committee on ways and means
will begin next week to grind out the
bill for revision of the wool schedule.
1t is the policy of the Democratic lead
ers not to submit to this congress a
bill placing raw wool on the free list.
Many Democrats want raw wool on
the free list. Others believe that the
schedule should not be so radically re,
yised at this time.
To agree upon a bill that the Dem
ocrats can support unanimously, or
nearly so, Is the purpose of the party
leaders, and the bill when finally re-
ported will be a compromise approved
by the Democratic caucus.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
WAR NEWS NOT REASSURING.
Taft Hears That Rebels Plan an Aa-
oressivs Campaign.

att Hears That Rebels Plan an Az
oressivs Campaign.
Washington, May 81 Confidential
government reports which are being
received at the White House from
Mexico indicate that conditions in that
country are still serious. 1t Is under.
stood that the insurgents are making
preparations for a more aggressive
campaign. The peace news from RI
Paso which followed the signing Of an
armistice by the federals and the rev.
o~lutionists 90 not appear to have re-
lieved President Taft's a~pprehensions
over the situation. The impression
given at the White House was that
the lull in the hostilities is entirely gu
perfcfal and does not signify any sub
stantial change In internal conditions
In Mexico.
Requests have been received by this
government from cattle owners in
northern Mexico for permission to
drive their stock over the international
boundary line and harbor them In
American territory until the revolu-
t1onary trouble has subsidized. The cat.
tlemen propose to give a bond o the
United States for the amount of duty
which they would have to pay on the
cattle, which bond could be forfeited
In the event Of the sale of the cattle
before their return to Mexico. Tho
secretary Of the treasury is consider
ing this question.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
NO IMMUNITY
FOR OHIO MEN
Attorney General Refuses Le-
qisIatars' Offer to testify.

Columbus, O., May 3.-The begin
ming Of the grand jury probe into .leg-
islative bribery was fruitful of devel-
opments. Throughout the ~statehouse
where members of the assembly con-
gregated there was evidence that the
legislators were frightened and that
they dread disclosures which they feel
certain will come.
Several assemblymen went to Prose-
cutor Turner and Attorney General
Hogan and offered to testify before
the grand jury, but their offers were
not accepted. These proposals were
taken as indications of a panic and a
desire on the part Of some to get In
early for an immunity bath.
A significant indication of the unrest
existing in the assembly came when
the senate, which has been reactionary
and has blocked almost every effort of
Governor Harmon to secure progress
sive legislation, put through two of
Harmon's pet bills, the measure for a
central board for control of state in
situations and the bill providing for
the direct nomination Of United States
senators according to the Oregon plan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
RAISE FUNDS
FOR N 'NAMARA
Roth DEFENSE and State to
Spend Large Sums.

Los Angeles, Cal, May 81. e.
Timmons, organizer of the local iron
workers, has received word that the
Seattle Labor council has voted $780,
600 for the defense of the McNamaras.
The supervisors of Los Angeles coun-
ty have set aside $4,000 on the requi-
sition of District Attorney Fredericks
to be used In prosecuting the alleged
dynamiters.
Finger prints made of j. B. McNa-
mara at the request of the district at
torney were sent east. What their
purpose is the prosecutor declines to
say. 1t is surmised finger prints were
found after some of the dyDamiting
jobs In the east In which Ortie Nc
Manigal says he and James Mcnamara
participated and that the prints sent
from Los Angeles are for comparison.
The district attorney admitted the re-
quest came from Burns.
w. j. Ford. deputy district attorney,
will arrive today, bringing with him a
copy of one of the confessions made
by McManigal. He will confer with
the district attorney, and there will be
no arraignment until they have gone
owe the confession and other matters
In connection with Ford's trip to In
dianapolis.
Leon M. Rappaport, general counsel
of the structural fronworkers, held a
long conference with j. ]. Mcnamara
in the county Jail. He refused to go
into details about these conferences,
but expressed an opinion that a mo
ton for a change Of venue would not
be pressed. II am confident the men
will receive a fair trial In this city,
he remarked,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03

These two men are off for
New York.
They're taking time off"
to get their new Spring suits.
They're headed Our way
because they know we're
hurry-up outhtters.
We're going to fit them
out without delay and with
out extravaganza in smart
everything they need for
Spring.
Clothing, furnishings, hats
and shoes.
The soft rolP' is one fea-
ture of our new Spring suit
stock.
Lapels with no stiffening
roll back softly and natural
ly.
You golfers!
You tennis players!
You fishers, hunters,
canoeists, and nature lovers !
Have you seen the Out
doors Department of our
34th Street Store?
Everything from baseballs
to motor boats - at fair
prices and with our time hon
ored guarantee of satisfac-
ton to your satisfaction.
ROGERS PEET & COMPANY
Three Broadway Stores
Warren St. 18th St Ath St
MANHATTAN
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
MoSBY, REBEL LEADER, SHOT
Son of Confederate General Ambush.d
by FederaIs at Tecate.

by Federals at Teeate.
San Diego. Cal, May 3.-Shot from
ambush, Jack Mosby, son of the noted
Confederate general. is dying at Te-
cate, Lower California, according to
reports received here. Mosby has been
leading a band of insurrectos.
He and a party of his followers were
ambushed ten miles southwest of Te-
cate By a detachment Of federals. Tia
hrst "volley caused Mosby to pitch
from his horse. Two federals weya
killed by tnsurrectos. About Artv
men were engaged. An Americas
physician with the re~yolutionlsts :.
caring fer MosbY.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
NOTICE.

Harry Mittelman has bought out
Louis Rosenblum, at 134 Railway Ave,
Carteret, N. j.
All creditors should make their
claims within ten days.
2O~596-4-27-10t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
Mo Wonder Fie was UqIy.

no Wonder He Was Ugly.
whats your husband SO ugly
about?"
Hes been out of work six weeks"
81 should think that would suit him
first ratel"
That's It'll He's just got a Job to-
day.-Meggendorfer Blatter.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-03
HAS CONSUMPTION.
Rumor That King Of Spain 10 Grevely
III With Disease.

Paris, May 8.-LIDtransigeant mas
made the grave statement that King
Alfonso is seriously I'll with tubercu-
losis and will be forced to spend next
winter in Switzerland, probably at
Lezins.
The question as to whether the king
Is subject to the white plague has
been rife ever since his childhood,
when his frailness was the cause of
much snecnlntinn and nlnrm
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-01-13

Every Florida newspaper now has
more or less reference to the hunting
season, which is now on, and it ap
pears that game is plentiful, and
sport excellent. Deer, turkey, quail
squirrels, and various other kinds OF
game are reported in abundance, and
hunting parties, composed of Florida
folks and visitors, are making the
woods ring with the sund of shotguns
and rifles. Some violations of the
game laws are limited at, and this is,
of course, to be expected, for there
are always men who cannot be salts
fed with the general provisions, made
for the preservation of game, but as
a rule Florida sportsmen are willing
to abide by the laws and find that
they can enjoy the sport without ex-
ceeding limits or rules.-Industrial
Record.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-01-13
AGRICULTURE IN THE SCHOOLS

In an address before the Second
District Teachers Association at Hen
derson a few days ago, Prof. George
Roberts of the State University, Lex
ington, made some sensible remarks
on the subject of teaching agriculture
in the public schools.
Prof Roberts said the reason boys
leave the farm is because there is not
enough profit on the farm; there is
not enough made on the acre. IN
stead of educating children to be
farmers" he said, 1--WE educate them
to be something else. We, as teach
ers instill it into the mind of the
bright boy to be lawyer or doctor,
while we leave the poor, stupid-mind-
ed fellow to be farmer"
According to the estimates made by
Prof. Roberts, the average production
per acre of wheat in Kentucky during
the last ten years was lis bushels.
The average for corn was 25.3 bush
els and for oats % bushels. He asked
the question: "Why do we have such
low yield?" and answered it by say
ing: ct is because we have neglected
the training of the farmer" He adj
vocated a trained farmer. He said
we educated for everything else but
farming; that a poor veterinarian was
"horse DOCTOR" and poor physician
was called a .quack doctor" and why
should any unprepared farmer object
to being called "hay seed?"
Why, indeed, should man not be
educated for the occupation of farm
ing? Why should not the boy who
shows a prediction for an agricultu-
raj career be educated with a view
to qualifying him for that career? 1t
is a fact that educated farmers are
too few and there is absolutely no
good reason why the would-be farmer
should not be trained and educated to
his business just as is the case with
the prospective lawyer, physician,
teacher, preacher, or what not.
The United States has too many
farmers who are farming perfunctor-
lily; farming because they don't know
now to do anything else; farming be-
cause their fathers farmed, and pur-
suing the same inefficient methods.
There is progress in farming as in
other things. The farmer is no less
in need of knowledge and information
than are other classes. There is no
vocation wherein knowledge counts
for more. The educated farmer is
progressive and ambitious. The
farmer who secures "book 1arnin" be-
longs to a past age. By all means, let
us have more educated farmers, and
let the schools do what they may to
equip their pupils, so desiring, for the
agricultural life.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-01-13
ANOTHER EFFORT TO CARVE
MARION COUNTY.

1t is understood from good author.
ity that an effort will be made to
carve out another county from Marion
Citrus and Levy counties Maps are
now being drawn, and vigorous cam.
paign is to be started in the near
future, according to the information
obtainable.
The northeast corner of the new
county will be near Early Bird, in
Marion county, and extends west a.
long the township line to range 49,
thence south to the gulf. The gulf
coast will form the western boundary
line will extend across Citrus county
to the Withlacoochee river, about sew.
en- miles southeast of Dunnellon. The
line then follows the river to the
southeast to the Marion county line
along the county line for four miles to
a point three miles south of Martel
thence west to point near York sta
ton; then north again to the point at
Early Bird.
The proposed new county will be
five Numbered square miles in area
with population in the neighborhood
of twelve thousand. Several of the
largest phosphate plants in the world
and an immense amount of timber are
in the territory which is to be mapped
out for the new county.-Perry Cor
to Jacksonville Metropolis