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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Impure Blood 10 common In the
spring. because of the unhealthful
modes Of living during the winter,
and 1t Is the cause OF the loss Of
appetite and that tired feeling as
we'll as the sores and eruptions that
occur at this time.
Be sure to take Hoods this spring.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
Violation of Rules.

They have expelled my favorite
waiter from his brotherhood" said
one hotel patron.
"Yes," replied the other. "he acci-
dentally smiled and said Thank you,'
a dollars worth for a 50-cent tip"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Roots, Barks and Aorbs-Hood'0
Sarsaparilla 30 combines the great
curative principles Of roots. barks and
herbs as to raise them to their high
est efficiency for the cure Of al spring
humors. all blood diseases. and rum
down conditions.
There is no substitute for Hoods.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
The Final Settlement.

"A verdict for $4,000 isn't so bad"
said the junior partner. How much
shall we give our client?"
ooh, give him $50" answered the
senior partner. "But hold"
"Well?"
him $50"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
A Religious innovation.

A certain wellbrought-up little girl
yawned at the breakfast table last
Sunday morning and ventured a polite
proposition to her mother.
Il really don't feel at all like going
to church this morning" she remark
ed. Cant we just send cards?"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
SllQht Jolt.

Hello, old fellahl | hear you
have been liz"
"Yaws. Had bwain fevah. doncher
know"
brain fever! Well. that's one timo
1t got left"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
Not Boosting of X.

Theatrical Manager understand
that you played with Booth. Miss
Sereleaf?
The Actress with much spirit)-
Well, don't think it's anybody's bust
ness how old l am!
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Letter TO
DR.. kilmer = Co.
BlpRhamton, n. Y.
Prove What Swsmp-Root Will Do For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
Latest Quotations,

How would you like game picture
for your dining room? A brace of can
vasbacks, say?"
mo cheap stuff for me. Paint me
a picture of a dozen eggs"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

The Chicago Fire could have been pre-
vented with one pail of water, but the
water was not handy. Keep bottle of
Hamlins Wizard Oil handy and prevent
the fiery pains of Inflammation
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
GoInQ Some.

The Golfer-How many strokes ID
that, caddy?
The Caddy-Don't know. sir; can
only count up to twenty-five, siri-
Yonkers Statesman
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

II mans wife can read about poll
tics without wishing she were a man,
he will never experience the pleasure
Of being henpecked.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
LOGICAL.

Assistant Manager-What shall ! do
with the amount the cashier took:
charge it to profit and loss?
Manager-No; put 1t down as rum
ming expenses,
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

my heaILn WAS very
bad and / had q
continual backache
which WAS simply
awful. / could not
stand on my feet
long enough to cook
q meals vi c tua Is
without my back
nearly killing me,
and l would have
such dragging SEN
$ a tiOns l could
hardly hear II 7
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
Spring Medicine
Needed Now, and the Best ls
Hoods SarsaparilIa

Which purhes enrches and revitalizes the blood
other does 40 900 testimonials of cures in years.
Get in usual liquid form tablets called Sarsatabs
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Druggists everywhere sell Garfield Tea,
the Herb laxative. 1t acts as a gentle aid
to Nature
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Garfield Tea is the best remedy for con
stipation. Take a cup before. retiring.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

The measure OF what we love and
admire is the measure of our own
worth.-Dobson
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Childron
teething, softens the gums. reduces innAmmA-
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie, sc = bottle
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

1t Is sweet to feel by what fine spun
threads our affections are drawn to-
gether.-Sterne.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Better health is sure to follow the use OF
the natural Herb laxative. Garfield Tea.
All druggists.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Peace with God without peace with
men is an iniqultous thing.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Intervention in love is equivalent to
a declaration of war.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

PILES CURED IN 10 II DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If pAZO ONT
MhNI falls 20 cure any case OF Itching. Blind
Bleeding or Protrudin9 Piles In 10 Ia days Soc
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

A woman always fears she won't be
In time for the bargain sale.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Inconsistency often means those
deeds In another which l only half
understand.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
Between Octoqenarians.

81 understand they sentenced him
to life imprisonment
well, no: it wasn't as bad as that
He got only 80 years!"-Puck.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
THAT
AWFUL
BACKACHE
Cured by Lydia E. Pinknam's
Vegetable Compound

Morton'S Gap, .Kentucky.-'T suf-
Tered two years with female disorders
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
If It's Your Eye Use Pettit's Eye saIve

for inflammation, stys, itching lids, eye
aches defects of vision and sensitivity to
strong lights. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

PART from the poem of "the
spreading chestnut tree" there
is quite a wealth of poetry as
ISOLATED with the village
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle o.
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children, and see that II
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Bears the ~
Signature Of IxNAz1ZI
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-03-31

Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time tn time. They
are genuine. true, sad full of human
intereat.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
hildren Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
G a 9 TO RIA
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS
Do Not Endanger Life When a Ben
nngton Citizen Shows You
the Cure.

Why will people continue to suffer
the agonies of kidney complaint, back
ache, urinary disorders, lameness,
heardaches, languor, why allow them
selves to become chronic invalids,
when a tested remedy is offered
them?
Doan's Kidney Pills is the remedy
to use; because it gives to the kid
neys the help they need to perform
their work
If you have any. even one, of the
symptoms of kidney diseases, cure
yourself now, before dropsy or
Bright's disease sets in, Read this
Bennington testimony:
John Grennan, Ill Putnam St,
Bennington, VT, says: You may
continue to publish my former en-
dorsement of Doan's Kidney Pills
| still think highly of this remery.
| suffered from disordered kidneys
for a long time and had severe pains
in the small of my back. / used var
ious remedies but grew worse in
stead of better. At last learned
OF DOan hluney GlllS anu procuring
a supply at Coles Drug Store, | be-
gan their use. / was soon benefited
and continued use entirely disposed
of my trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster.Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
chsnoed His Mind.

When Representative Brown was
practicing law at Newton be fell out
with the district judge over some trivi
al matter One day the court wanted
him as witness In a case and sent
the sheriff after him.
"Just tell the judge to go TO -"
said Brown when the sheriff told him
to come to court.
"All right" said the sheriff.
The latter wheeled around and start
ed toward the courthouse Brown
turned and looked at him. The longer
he looked the more convinced was be
he had made O mistake. So be started
after the sheriff. But the sheriff was
too fast for him and reached the court
room unmolested
MAY It please the court" said the
sheriff, "Mr. Brown told me to tell
the court to so to -"
Just then Brown rushed through the
door TO the courtroom. and before any
thing could be said or done by tb'
Judge Brown remarked:
MAY ii please your honor, | have
changed my mind. You needn't go
I'll testify"
The incident caused so much merri
ment that the staid old judge forgot
the insult and ordered Brown to the
witness stand to testify.-Kansas CITY
Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
Cook WithGaS
Some Common Questions andAnSwerS

Q.-Please state how much gas
does a water-heatlng appliance, such
as Is attached to the ordinary kitchen
boiler, consume in an hour2
Ans.-About thirty feet. Sufficient
hot water for ordinary domestic uses,
such as dish washing, etc, may be
had in fifteen minutes, at cost of
one cent.
OILS It more expensive to keep a
gas range in repair than II Is to keep
In order a kitchen range which uses
coa7
Ans.--No. The friedrich and crate
Of coal stove are the wearing parts
and careless person can easily ruin
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
THE EVENING BANNER
BENNINGTON, VI, JUNE %, 1911
BIGGER CROPS TO THE ACRE

Our own congressman, ID. j. Foster
of Burlington, one Of the delegates to
the international institute Of agricul-
ture recently held at Rome, has re-
turned from the land of sunny skies
with some vivid impressions of the
intensive farming methods in vogue
in the countries across the sea. Con-
gresham Foster went to Italy poss-
essed OF the prevailing impression
that we of the United States had lit
tie to learn of the old world on the
subject of agriculture, but he has re-
turned convinced that the American
husbandman might well study the
system of intensive farming that pre-
walls in southern Europe. Cultiva-
ton such as prevails in Italy, he says,
would enable us to raise the wheat of
the world.
The land that is being brought und-
err cultivation by the big irrigation
projects in the arid west is doing
something to solve the problem of
supply and demand in the way of
food stuffs in this country but the pop
ulation is growing even more rapid
ly. The cities are filling up with i'm
migrants from Europe and to feed the
increasing horde there must come
about an even greater expansion in
the field of agriculture. And this eX-
pansion can no longer result from the
acquisition of new territory, for the
arabic land has nearly all now come
under some form of development.
The increased product must in the
future come through an increase OF
crops from the land already under
cultivation. We have got to have
more farmers in this country and
they have got to cultivate smaller
farms. Land that is now producing
nothing but brush and weeds will
have to bring forth something for the
benefit Of mankind We have come to
appoint where we must begin to learn
again Of people who do not have
much. but who have acquired the
faculty through necessity of making
the most out of what they have
Bigger crops to the acre and not
more acres il the solution of a prob
lem that is we'll on its way If it has
not already arrived.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
Capital Punishment Necessary.

IF capital punishment is not meted
out to the brute who shot girl to
death at Essex Junction last week,
there can be no further use for that
| law. The murder seems to have been
deliberately planned and is without
single eXtenuating circumstance. -
Mortified News.
And killing the brute that killed a
fellow creature will help the state to
what?-St Adams Messenger.
1t will help the State to be better
protected against high crime. OF
course the St Adams neighbor will
rise up and point to the numerous re
lcent tragedies in Vermont and ask
where is the deterrent in the gallows?
1t has in fact already done so. But
let the Messenger point out where a
deliberately planned murder has TAX
en- place in this State since the Rog-
ers woman was hung, until this Es-
sex Junction horror, which apparent
~ was as cold a blooded killing as
ever transpired in Vermont In this
case the murderer had just come in
to the State from Canada.
1t is of course not possible that cap
ital punishment will insure perfect
protection to the people. There is no
law against any crime that is not
violated Neither can it be expected
that the gallows will have terror for
a mentally irresponsible person.
The News does not believe it is a
sound argument to say that capital
punishment is not a deterrent to viii
full murder, especially in the face OF
the facts of cool analysis of crime
in this State.
There has been to be sure, an un
usual number of murders in Vermont
for the past year or two, but none
until this Essex tragedy, that appears
to come under the head OF deliberate
and wilfu taking of human life
The News believes that the TRACED
les which have transpired and are
transpiring almost weekly this State
ought to prompt a careful investiga
ton as to the general conditions il
Vermont which lead up to such terri
Bile results.
Recognizing as it does the solemn
responsibility of sending human
soul to its higher and perfect judg
and to it's higher and perfect judg
ment, The News would not advocat,
capital punishment if it did not fee
positive that there is suflicien
grounds for the belief that there is ;
strong protection afforded to innocen
society in this stern measure.-North
field News.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
- The -
Scrap Book
Still In suspenss.


Private Donahue aud Private leahy
were the best friends, but when Pri-
yate Donahue became Sergeant Dona-
hue, Private Leahy saw the falllngs OF
his former companion with amazing
clearness.
Sergeant he said one day after
long fixed gazing at his superior IN
rank, IF a private shtepped up to a
sergeant and called him consated lit
tie monkey. phwat wud happeny
He'd be put in the gyardhopse,"
said the sergeant
"He wud?"
"He wud."
But If the private only knew the
sergeant was a consated little monkey
and said niver a wurrd wud he be put
In the gyardhouse for thatY inquired
Private Leahy.
"Av coorse he wud not" said the
sergeant loftiIy.
well. thin. for the prisent wen
rave it go at that" said Private Lea.
by.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22

either, while even with the best OF
care more or less expense is involved.
Practically the only part Of gas
range that is labe to depreciate Is
the oven lining, and If this is wiped
off with an oiled rag and kept clean
II should last several years.
o.-Why is II that my monthly gas
bill sometimes covers twenty-eIght
days and sometimes thirty-fye days?
Ans.-Thls may be because the
meter reader was unable to get ac-
cess TO the meter on the regular
indexlng day, by reason Of your
premises being closed, this necesslta-
ting second or, perhaps, third
call before getting a reading Of the
meter.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
The Doctors Twins.

An Irish doctor while enjoying o
holiday In the country took the oppor
tunity. along with friend, to go
fishing. During operations the doc
tors slnker came Off and was lost
Here was a diemma-no sinker. no
more fishing that day. Happy thought
he had bottle In his pocket The
bottle was filled with water, carefully
corked and sent down on its mission.
After few minutes interval the
doctor had a bite and pulled up his
line at racing speed. finding fine pail
OF fish. one on each hook
"Ha. doctor, twins this time." ex.
claimed his companion.
"Yes." quoth the doctor. "anc
brought up on the bottle too"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
A Beautiful Hope For You.


Every day is q new beginning;
Every morn is the world made new
Ye who are weary of sorrow and SHINING.
Here Is a beautiful hope for you,
A hope for me and a hope for you.
All the past things are past and over.
The tasks are done. and the tears are
shed
Yesterdays errors let yesterday cover
Yesterdays wounds which smarted and
bed
Are healed with the healing which night
hath shed.
Every day is a fresh beginning.
Listen, my soul, to the glad refrain
And spite OF old sorrow and older shining
And puzzles forecasted and possible pain
Take heart with the day and begin again
Only the new days are our own.
Today is ours. and today alone
Susan Coolidge.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
A Revised Version.

Where are you going, my pretty mald?"
II really don't know, kind SIR" she said
Mothers quite set upon touring Spain.
Harry's inclined to a summer In Maine.
Susan is crazy to go to Paree.
Mabel's for cruising along by the sch
Tommy's for shooting and fishing this
year
Fathers for tending to business right here.
As for myself, sir. l honestly feel
I'd like TO do France in an automobile"
your father has sense, my pretty maid"
Hell need more than that, kind sir" she
said
Sense is all right in attending 20 biz
But dollars are needed I'm families like
his"
Judge,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22
II Is a Great Comfort to

know that provision has been made
for those we love or are in duty
bound to protect 1t is great happi-
ness also to be Independent as to
ones own physical needs Life in
surance and life annuity, when well
done, supply the service. National
Life ms. Co., of VT (Mutual) Earle
S. Kinsley, General Agent, Mead
Building, Rutland, Vt.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1911-06-22

A Scotsman got himself into some
legal difficulty and went to consult a
solicitor After be had heard his eli
ent's story the solicitor was still
doubtful whether he had got all the
facts.
snow. are you sure you've told me
the whole truth 2" he asked.
"Ay, oh, ayr was the reply. i've
telt We the bale truth. thocht ye'd BE-
better able to put ia the lees yersel'."
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-03-25

decided favorite with men past
thirty and has a certain dignity
which is not possessed by the telc-
scope.
Another strikingly good model is
a Fedora of mixed gray or in gray
and brown effect This also is fav-
ored by the gentlemen who are past
thirty.
The regular trooper style is fav-
|orite and is enjoying very large
sale in the shades that arc popular
at the present time. Soft shades of
gray and soft shades of brown arc
the best j. this hat and mixed
gray is appealing TO the better class
of trade. l-n
q A new model which has rather a
high crown and which can be worn
either telescope or in its natural
shape has a wide, Hat brim. with a
natural roll, which is worn up all
The way around Or snapped down in
front. a favoritc way OF wearing
this model is also 20 have II dcntcd
four times in the crown and the
front snapped down.
The favor shown 60 cloth hats dur
ing the past season gives every indi-
cation of being continued for the
present season in popular priced
models. A number OF very hand
some novelties have been brought
out in soft shades Of gray and brown
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-03-25

il is settled that the best dressors
will wear them throughout the
spring season There are many de-
signs; the majority OF them showing
low, oval crowns and wide brims
with round, curlei and Darcy
shapes with the brims set in various
ways. Choice is all matter OF
getting the hat TO suit the taste OF
the individual. Fashionable wcarers
will place the hat we'll back on the
head, as shown by our illustration.
For summer wear Sennits and split
straws will be the favorites. A mum
bcr Of novelty strsws are hcirs in
troduccd in regular sailor styles and
a great deal of favor has been shown
TO Panamas. The Panama hat for
the coming season, will follow very
closely tho soft hat styles. Alpine
shapes for example will be among
the best and the Potimo, a high
crowned hat. with wide brim, pencil
curlci will be a favorite. The
creased crown styles so much in
vogue during the past season will
not be as good as they have been.
Most OF the shapes worn will be of
unusually large size.
Bankok hats arc likely TO meet
with considerable favor for very hot
weather merchandise owing to their
light weight and the fact that they
clean better than any other has!
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-03-25

mixtures in variety OF shapes; the
favorites being telescopes d
troopers.
Many Of the new hats are shown
with rows OF stitching on the edge
of the brim. Others have the stitch
ing all over the brim. Most Of the
models that have creased crowns
have rather large brims.
Fashionable dresscrs arc showing
favor towards rough, unfinished, soft
fclts and novelty mixtures in grays
and browns and black. Most of
these novelties have sort OF
camers hair finish on the surface.
The autoist will have no difficulty
in finding something to suit his taste
among the many very attractive
novelties which have been intro.
duced for special wear. This list
inc ludes several closc-fttirg hats
and also MANY shapes in caps
Dcrbics in black. gray and brown,
OF course. will be very much in dc
mand by autoists and these same
models are favoritcs of fashion for
formal wear.
There Is revived demand among
men Of fashion for the stiff hat and
number OF new models have been
introduced with the balance OF favor
shown towards those Of low crown
and wide brim. The high-class trade
are taking to these very kindly and
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-03-25

Soft felt hats in a number OF styles
ere favored for mems formal wear for
sbring. With very few exceptions.
they are all of quiet, refined type
and mostly in oolors that are fashion
.sble in mems garments. These in
-ifide pearl gray shades TO dark smoke
end few tan and brown shades. A
mixed gray is good and also a blue
and gray mixture Black is one of
sthe favorites .aRi hat OF pearl with
sxsblack band and binding is one Of
the pew popular favorites. A gray
hat is shown with band and binding
Of the same color. and, number of
hats in light shades OF brown arc
.sbown0 with self-colored bands. and
binding, or with these In contrasting
1.-The telescope is probably the
fsyoritc amorg well dressed men
and a ftewi model has Just been
thown having its edge bound with
eshne- corded ribbon. Another is
shown with a, pencil curl brim; still
another has a wide, fat brim. i.
awhile Telescopes undoubtedly arc
enjoying the big share Of the de-
tnand. they arc not, by any means,
exclusively favored for one OF the
most successful soft hats introduced
this season comes in all the fash
ionabic shades and has high round
depressed crown. This crown is a
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-03-25
2W SUIT AND 0VERCOAT PATTERN
COME in AND TALK 1T OVER

There's an advantage in being tailor dressed Your
clothes made for you and you alone Your desires
and fancies portrayed there and still your garment
the exquisite good taste that fashion DEGREES neces
sary for men who want to 10 ok we'll
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1911-03-07

The Appeal is better. prepared than
ever to satisfy your needs in printed
stationery. Send in your order