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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
WORK OF REGATTA DAY CREWS
IN THE HARBOR YESTERDAY

a brush. This, however the Myrtles
were not agreeable to, and after a
long wait the Healanis broke away.
They are a good-looking crew phys
ically, fresh and strong to a man, and
apparently trained as we'll as they
possibly could be. There is no stale
ness there, and the way they have
been kept on edge is a credit to who
ever has had charge of their getting
in shape.
The freshmen crews both went over
the course, and while the Myrtles
would stack up well in an average
freshmen year, it cannot be denied
that they suffered by comparison
with the Healani youngsters.
The latter have a good leg drive,
and while not hitting up a particu-
larly fast stroke, make their boat go
through the water magnifcently.
Rosa, No. 3 man in the Myrtle
freshman crew, pulls a fine oar, and
rows as we'll as any man in the boat.
George Clark, at No. 4, shaped poorly
last night He has worked hard, but
the knack of the thing doesn't seem
to have come to him yet.
Grace, No 1 in the Healani fresh
man boat, rows very well, sitting up
we'll to his work and pulling with a
natural form which may almost he
said to be born and not made. For a
first-yearer his work is remarkable.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
PRACTICE BY THE
ROWING CREWS

The canoes were out and about on
the harbor yesterday afternoon before
any of the rowing crews turned out.
Both the Kakaakos and the Elec.
tries, so called because several of the
crew are employed at the government
electric works, took useful spins, and
in them the Hui Nalu, Outriggerites
and Kamehamehas will find worthy
opponents.
The Electrics are using the Wall
canoe, Hama Keoki. Their makeup
is as follows: Pahukula, stroke; A. p.
Ryan, 2; Cloud Haupu, 3; Tom Ma
huka, 4; J. X, Pahai, 3; Bill Keawe-
mahi (captain), steerer.
This crew has been practicing only
five days, but is already showing ex.
cellent form.
With five entries in the six-paddle
championship race, one Of the most
interesting contests in years should
result, notwithstanding the absence of
the Konas, due to it being an off year
in politics.
The Hui Nalu and the Outrigger
Clubs crews are practicing off the Mo-
ana Hotel, and the Kamehameha
Aquatic Clubs aggregation are doing
their training stunts on the waters of
Kalihi Harbor
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

All was hustle at the Healam DOaJ-
house yesterday afternoon from five
o'clock on. Crew after crew turned
out for practice and the Blue" head
quarters were alive with rowing men,
past and present.
There is no getting away from the
fact that there is much more enthu-
siasm among the Healanis this year
than has been the case for some
years past. There is also evident a
quiet confidence which is bound to
help out materially when the crews
are sent to the races,
The seniors we're the first out,
using their new Rogers barge, which
is certainly a beauty. The boat
weighs some fifty-fve pounds more
than the new boat of the Myrtles but,
Judging from the way it gets through
the water, this is a benefit rather than
a handicap. In rough water the Hea-
lani boat will in all probability be
found the better of the two.
Seniors Show Weakness.
The Healani juniors hooked up with
the seniors over the course, the latter
in the old boat. A launch with Coach
Lloyd and several other experts
aboard followed the crews.
The juniors led the whole way,
rowing well, and finished about two
lengths to the good. They turned
first and maintained lead of about
three lengths. The seniors were eX-
pected to squirt past their opponents
at the finish, but all they did was to
lessen the daylight between the boats
by a length.
If the form last night were correct
the Healanis' senior crew is the weak
est of the blue trio. 1t was too bad to
be true, however, and the brush up
with the juniors need not be consid-
cred in figuring the seniors chances
for the barge championship.
This was the first time that these
crews had been tried together.
The Puunenes and the Myrtle SEN
iors next went over the course, the
former using the ALI Rogers barge.
MyrtIes Show Good Form.
There was no comparison between
the crews as far as form went, the
Myrtles moving in their well-known
finished style, while the others were
decidedly ragged in spots. 1t is not
to be expected, however, that a new
crew like the Puunenes can jump into
championship form the first time Of
asking, and considering the expert
ence they have had the Maui rowers
are doing remarkably we'll.
The Myrtle seniors finished five
lengths ahead of their rivals, who
were rowed out to the last ounce ana
who came down the stretch with their
tiny cox yowling at them like a mad
dog.
The Myrtle juniors focked by them
selves last night. The boat is filled
with practically new material, whose
average weight is $40 pounds, about
five pounds per man lighter than the
Healani juniors. They are improving
every time they go out, but there is
still much room left for Improvement
Freshmen Out.
The Healani and Myrtle freshmen
were the last pair out. The latter lay
in the Alakea slip for while while
the Healanis waited outside bent on
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
WON LAURELS
IN ENGLAND

E. j. |. Parker, son of Captain
Parker of this city, returned by the
S. S. Sierra last week from England
where he has been attending the
Hitchin Boys Grammar School, one
of England's Oldest scholastic institu-
lions.
He will put in one term at the Nc
Kinley High School in order to com
plete his credits and will then enter
Stanford University
Young Parker is a sterling athlete
and won many laurels on the track in
England, chief of which was the win
ming of the Public Schools hurdle
for which he received
handsome gold medal. This is an i'm
portant event and in it meet the flower
of Englands junior hurdlers.
At the Hitchin Gramar School sports
Parker secured eight firsts and one
third. He took the 100 yards scratc,
100 yards hurdle, owing yards the
high jump with it. IL IL in, the
long jump, 20 it. in. was first in the
mile team race, created a new school
record by throwing the cricket ball
100 yards, put the 12-pOund shot 81
it. in., threw the hammer so feet,
and was third in the 22O yards inter-
national race, which was won by S.
a. Heron of Canada with A. Goodraje
of Persia second.
The London papers commented eX
tensiyely on Parker's performance as
above recorded and the following is
an extract from one of them;
"a glance at the results of the sports
leaves no doubt as to the brillianc
of Parkers performance. He is a
born athlete and possesses a graceful
and easy style both in running, hurd-
ling and jumping. He is an athlete of
whom much will yet be heard, and
it will be a Disappointment to many
of his friends if he'd oes not later on
annex some of the British champion
ships"
Parkers best performance abroad
was winning the Public Schools hur-
dies championship at the famous
Stamford Bridge grounds.
When it is remembered that Parker
is only just on eighteen years of age
it is easy to predict still greater ath-
letic triumphs for the Honolulu boy.
He has done his old school, the Nc
Kinley High School, proud and he
has done Hawaii proud and Stanford
is to be congratulated on having such
a valuable acquisition to her athletic
talent in view.
Parker, should he take out an A. A.
U. card will be eligible to compete
at the championship meet on the 3Oth
inst and his appearance would ce
tainly be a great attraction.
If he completes in the hurdles he
SHOULD set a record for Hawaii which
is likely to stand for a very long time.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

On Sunday, September "a, the re-
ligious work department of Y, NJ. c.
A will present Men and Religion
Movement" at Central Union Church.
The speakers will be Major A. NJ
Davis, T. S. A., chairman; c. f. Loom
is, A. e, Larimer and Paul Super,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

The Olympic ball team which may
come here is as follows; Sales and
Girot, pitchers; Broderick and Rut-
ledge, catchers; Nell, first base; Null,
second base; Kennedy, third base;
Roper, short stop; Cereghino, left
field; Littlepage, centerfeId; Watson,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
SPORTDRIFT

The Olympic Club team may arrive
here on October 81. The guarantee is
coming along nicely and the contract
will shortly be signed and sent to San
Francisco.
If the Olympic team comes the Ath-
letic Park will be leased for a season
by hui of local sportsmen willing to
take a chance.
Among the celebrities who may come
with the Olympics are Ralph Rose, the
giant shot-putter, and Bill LANCE, the
old time big league player.
The Olympics' swimming division
can be represented by McWood and
Pomeroy, two of the best natatorial ex-
perts on the Coast
Heitmuller will probably act as man
ager of the Olympic team if it makes
a visit to Hawaii.
Other well-known athletes who may
make the trip to Hawaii with the
winged 20" team are Otto Wallfish,
shot-putter, wrestler and boxer; Bres-
sic, the high jumper, and Littlepage
and Cereghino, two capable sprinters.
D. Fling, a lightweight wrestler, is
also a possibility.
Mckenzie, the coach of the Santa
Clara College team which visited Ho-
nolulu a few years ago may accom-
pany the team in company with Au-
gust Aguirre in the capacity of Off
cial testers.
The Oahu Senior League games next
Sunday afternoon will be: Stars VS..
P. A. c., and J. A. c: VS.. Hawaiis.
Scharsch who will compete in the
fifteen-mile race at Kahului on the oath
inst. ran five miles in 80 minutes fiat
on Monday.
The A. A. U. track committee will
meet this afternoon and arrange de-
tails of the championship meet to be
held on the 3Oth inst.
The annual meeting Of the country
club will be held tomorrow night and
all members who can possibly do so
are urgently requested to be present.
/ The Y N. C. A. indoor baseball
teams have started practise.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

There will be a meeting Of the H.
Y. & B. c. this evening at which the
new Rogers barge viii be christened
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
BOYS CLOTHING.

The hest and most moderately
pliced line of clothing for Boys in
Honolulu. Trunks, suit cases, Gents
Furnishings, etc. Kan Chong Co.
Fort and Beretania.
BUY AND SELL.
Diamonds and jewelry bought, sold
and exchanged. Bargains in musical
instruments. j. Carlo, Fort st.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
ROWING NOTES.

The three crews of government en-
ployes engaged in the special race
will be towed out to the spar buoy
and have to row back. If they can't
row the distance Lord only knows
how they will ever get home again.
They will row without training, and
the boats will be followed by the ma
rlne ambulance.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
athletic Park Baseball
TWO GAMES.
TWO GAMES

Sunday, September II.
1:3o-P. A. C, VS.. HAWAI-.
$780,. A. c, VS.. STARS.
Prices .'...........35 c, Csc, 15e, tOo
Reserved Seats for center and
wings of grandstand can be booked at
+. o. Hall & Sons sporting depart
ment Entrance, King street.
Tickets on sale at NJ A. Gunsts
igar Store from p, m Saturday to
IL a. m. Sunday.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
@ O %


In the junior barge race the Myrtles
will use the Myrtle boat and the Hea-
lanis will row in the Healani barge,
Both both being exactly equal, there
will be no kick coming on this score.
o o o
Hesse, No. 8 of the Healani seniors,
is not rowing as well as might be de-
sired, being prone to meet his oar
coming back when a squirt is called
for.
Mayne, No. 8 in the Healani senior
boat, appears to be a tTifie slow on
the catch.
% O o
In the Healani junior boat Wiliin-
son, at No 8, is a husky fellow and
pulls good strong oar. He is rather
apt, however, to meet his oar coming
back when squirting.
O o O
1t would be difficult to improve on
the form shown by the Healani fresh
men.
o o o
The Healani clubhouse has been re-
papered and repainted and everything
is in readiness for the reception Of
guests on Saturday next. A new piano
has recently been installed.
o o o
The H. Y. & B. C. have nearly
reached their membership limit of
$50. Two hundred and twenty-five
members are already enrolled.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
NOTICE.
coNTRAcroR AND BUILDER.

Choy Tux You, carpenter, contractor
and builder. Estimates given on all
kinds of work. Office, Korean Hotel,
King street near River. Phone 1912.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

Fine Job Printing, Star Office,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
Fraternal Meetings
HONOLULU LODGE NO. GIG.

HONOLULU LODGE NJ blo'
B. P. o. ELKS.
Meets in their hall Oh King street
near Fort, every Friday evening. Visit,
ing Brothers are cordially invited to
70 atten0
PAUL R. ISENBERG, E. R.
GEO. T. KLUEGBL. sec'y.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
TIRES REPAIRED.

Honolulu Vulcanizing Works on
street is now prepared to
make repair to any size tire for any
vehicle. Prices reasonable and quick
delivery.
Fine JOB Printing. Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

The Olympic Club team may arrive
here on October q. The guarantee is
coming along nicely and the contract
will shortly be signed and sent to San
Francisco.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

If the Olympic team comes the Ath-
letic Park will be leased for a season
by hui of local sportsmen willing to
take a chance.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

Mckenzie, the coach of the Santa
Clara College team which visited Ho-
nolulu a few years ago may accom-
pany the team in company with Au-
gust Aguirre in the capacity of Off
cial testers.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

Among the celebrities who may come
with the Olympics are Ralph Rose, the
giant shot-putter, and Bill Lange, the
Did time big league player.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13
FoR SALE.

One safe and latest model cash reg.
lister in the best condition. Will sell
cheap. Particulars at Star office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

The Olympics swimming division
can be represented by McWood and
Pomeroy, two of the best natatorial ex-
perts on the Coast.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-13

Heitmuller will probably act as man
ager of the Olympic team if it makes
a visit to Hawaii.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-22
Clcanocr, Gnlif.

y. 5. eonborg bar ioIgt i'm 6or-
refining / Cation; ban bar ppret Ell
Sur / 0anmarf.
llngoom9 6apOe jim
SET / 9aton, bpor De nloreOe iig
meO at lite % lege. Gaitor Gng.
boIm par ing, iaa De baoOe life
bam meO, ellerS baooe De oct goot.
9ernefeiten par / Gaps 9arf iom
lpOoanlig; Der er 10 me0et til at
iGngile 9gruenes 0pmprfiom6eO.
sri. , iamleoeS 9srrene og De pl-
ore i Den tore bali, 6bor Sc
lang for os til 5eiu g@re. 9aItorer.
lie 8. Sanien og 9. Sobnion iamt
Dor egen BrGit talte nogle 0r0.
Sioen roche Ri rltnot / set imuffe
anlGg.
Faa Dor Menigbeos SaIpaorsms-
De bleO Der tnlt ON at fao pripat
aIterb9ger / Steoet ior fpaes Ill
terbpger. Ger bar mango baooe for
og imoo. Der 6lep ian uonalgt en-
aonite til at forbsre nGrmere ON
bette oigtige Spsrgsmoal. Zen iful.
De iaa rapportere til apatalsmeoet.
anoreip Bilegar0 og ellie arin-
gel er 6Ieoen pgteoiet og er flpttet
no / oeres nue @illa pao Geoor
ape.
aai BallIien bar opfsrt iig en-
Bungalow | i'm gingooro paa 60.
@pe.
Chris 9bompion 6ar fs6t 20
acres | gingaaro o. aIfolfa poa
GeOnr ape. % bar opf6rt iig ct
pGnt Sus.
Senoag Sen 2. SuIi 6opoe hi
@uostiencite iom inonanlig, men
eiter @u0stieneiten ipntes Soft life
rigtig at billie gaa biem. Gfter
Ssnoagsifole- oe 9ibelflasietimen,
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-22
Conan Doyle at His Best.

The story-reading world seems
to be unanimous in the verdict
that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is
at his best in his Sherlock
Holmes stories. THE CHICAGO
RECORD : HERALD is now in
the act of breaking another re-
cord by printing in its columns
all the Sherlock Holmes stories
ever written, both short and
long. Some it has published in
the past, but many of the best
are still to come. t is the only
paper in Chicago now running
Sherlock Holmes stories.
THE RECORD HERALD has
only recently begun on the
Memoirs of Sherlock Holiness"
a series of thirteen of these ia
nous detective tales. The sto-
ries, which have been appearing
only on Sundays, are now to run
right along through every day of
the week until completed. This
series is to be followed by two
long Sherlock Holmes serials
"A Study in Scarlet" and "The
Sign of the Four" Many per-
sons r taking advantage of
this chance to read the worlds
best detective stories.
Sherlock Holmes has the honor
of being the most widely known
character in fiction. The fasci-
nation Of his adventures and of
his marvellous detective powers
IS felt by all classes of readers.
You can always find some of the
best popular fiction of the day
in THE "RECORD-HERALD,
but this Conan Doyle series is
something out of the ordinary,
even for that enterprising paper.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-22

fom Beter G6riitenien og 9eter Sen.
len ober til 8aItor @ng6oIm og
bao ON nogle Minutters Opmprf-
lonl6eO. 9aitoren ioo pao Dem meo
6orunOring, men fulgte BOG meO.
De bite BAN en- imuf iort SeIt, for-
lp9l0t Ell M 9uggD % me0 mt
Seletsi paa, oe f%orflareOe iaa Brp-
item poa beoite Waa0e, at set Dor
en- 8aoe til BAN og bans 6omilie
lom B%aaIf6nnelie for bans arbeiOe
/ @feni96e0en. gaitoren blen iaa ober-
ralfet, at oct neiten bar bam
nmuIigt at uotoIe Jig. Derefter ipiIte
bi / Sfole6uiet Beter @briitoffer-
len talte nogle barme Orb til Dr..
mlntring for 8r9iter, iom toffeoe
for @apen, Den it6rite, ban nogen
Sin0e baboe foaet, iog0e BAN. Se-
item og Seletpiet bar ira oe el0re
| 0}enig6eoen og gognen bar ira
llngoomS foreningen.
Stn0ent 81. 6anien og bans Sg.
tier agnes fom beru0 ii0it / qug.
@}ooneO ira Blair, 6por De bar til
aar5meOe. Stltoenteu bar talt til
os flere @ange. San refer mart til
blair Seminarirm for at forti9t-
te line StuOeringer.
$. G6ris Sonien meo 6amilie,
CHRIS S6ornion meO 6omilie og 5.
SEMEN, Is / alt ,er 6lepen optogen
/ @enig6eoen foruOen oe SO, ser
bleo opta9en for en- 3iO iioen.
vi potter, Serren ifal 6aoe9gren
for oct alt iammen.
gto9le 5amilier 6aooe en- l1oflugt
til Wount 9omple; De Dor iaa u6el-
oi8e at 0riffe 6aarligt gonO, og
eiter at De fom bien, blep Sc fleite
iDge al en- Slags 6eber / en- meget
66i @rao.
Eeter 6annonos 5amilie er ble-
pen ioreget me0 en- 0atter, @6ris
9eterien og $. q. 5. &aniens 6oer
Ell SIN.
@1r. @eit3 o9 DIR. @eis6urger
lig9er ior 8iOen meget ipge.
@iis @ortba aoppen, 9ir9et
Sangen og Gina @6riitofferien er
rejit til 0aflan0.
0fiis 5obanne aoppen ira Ore
9on ct i 9eipg POS 16os Berg.
y. q. Smitb og 6amilie er til
bage ira ct 9eieg / 0e6raifa.
Mrs. 5. 9. Smith og Cater
g|arp er til6oge ira apiten.
0tr. anoerien ira Huifin, 0eb.,
bar oGret Der at beige os.
Soften ct M mart iorbi, grunoet
paa 5roit / 6oronret bnboe Ri fun
6oIo aoI, 6Oorfor griien er bpi
i aar. 5erifner foiter ira 9 til 10c
pr. guno, og Goiiner1e AZ til &c
pr. go.
geiret bar opret rietig be6ooe-
ligt Der / CONNER, ri bar fun bait
Bar Oarnle Tiger % for Chen
er oct 6eitiat. vi Tiger @uo 8af for
BET aft iommen.
aerlig 6iIien.
On MrheiAnr / NinnnnrNnn
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-22
y0porleoes CT Jorbolbene
| ben lutberlfe &irfe.

Neoenitaaenoe er taget omtrent
Ororet al 12utbernneren", men oog
meo Den Joritel, at oct Ser bar 81.
telen: en- aongregationoIiitpreit"
Oct inoienoes berpeo meb gen
ON OptageIie | 03aniferen"s SpoI.
ter.
Snoienoeren baaber, at n2utbe.
raneren"s Heoaftion life bar noaet
oerimoo. Oct beoes unoifplot, at
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-22

Itantiife Menig6e0er life alene oa6.
ner oeres &irfe6ere og bD0er oisia
DSnin" oelfommen, men 9er alt,
6oa0 Sc fon, for at bragg Dem til
0eres airfer o9 SpnOagsifoler =
og ytrafterer Dem meo oct 6e6ite,
oe ieIo bar, fan oct iaa f%orun0re,
og 6sr bet 6arme 2ut6eranerne, om
0iSie Spin" lager, boaO man 81
Der0em er 10 oog Spin".
Oct er life Ianee iioen, (oiit npp.
pc ct aar) at felgenoe Orb bIep uO-
talt ira en- 9rpoifeitol: oDn er
baa0ere emo 0i9belen, for ser itaar
%Ifrebet, at Oi9oelen tror, Der er en-
@u6 til og ban ifpIoer, men oct
gsr 6u fife. = On Sc Sro gialOt
belle Meni96e0en eQer en- enfeltSi9l
| airfen, madGr9i ten og @uO oiOe,
ieg beO oct life, men ieg bar Sir
fen -. SUD ife Cop, / min 9ibels
bog itoar Ser ogiaa i%freoet: 0Soa
eliteoe @lt0 8eroen, at ban gap lin
Ssn Oen en6onrne, at 6ber Den,
iom tror pon BAN, life ifof fortnbes,
men babe eoiat 2io." Seius iaeOe
10 o9iau ielu: Gen. iom fommer
til mig, oil ieg in%oenlun0e itsOe
ms"
Seq bar BOG Iprt at fenOe
Wig ielo, min 8uO, min Ben,
min 5ien0e.
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Seq ielo bar ifrebeGig.
8uo bar alene 6uI6.
2angt mere bGr0 ems set re0e
Sub,
Get er Jig ielo og i'm SUB at fen0e.
Seq og bar iun0et BET, ieg grnnoer
Mit SoIigbe0ens Gnfer paa;
Gen @run0 er SEN DO og gun-
ser,
6Dor Oen isr ger0en8 @run6polo
laa.
Oct er en- @runo, iom epig itaar,
Rnor 3or6 og Simmel ielp for.
gaar.
9.
@i %ioritoor life 5anfen / open-
itaoenoe. Ger 6e9pn0te8 me0 at pc.
ge pan en- Sfpbbe6 / 5orboloet
meIlem SenOogsifole og Menig-
be0; men Snoienoeren qaor iaa
til at iGtte en- on0en Sfpo-
be0 / o@abeitof". @i 6or ingen Soc
ON, bnOr set ON uSpinene" etc.
peger 6enao. Men ga Ser 10 er no.
get at t9nfe ober, optager pi oct.
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at oct ga longt ira er Iutberifl
at Itsoe boerfen Sen enc eIer oen
onOen bort. Oct er os 6erimoo | al
por 0maGngelie oe 6Gr0 ON at
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-22

Gorti9ttes paa SIDE A.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-12-13
Two Mules Drowned.

Two mules were drowned in the
Saluda river at Dreher's ferry late
Saturday afternoon wnen an attempt
was made to cross on fiat operated
by the county. The mules were hltcn-
ed to a wagon loaded with brick, and
as the driver started to enter the fiat
link in the chain broke and the fat
went out from under the team and all
went down together. The wagon was
later recovered.
One of the mules belonged to John
J. Dreher, the other to Thomas Shuler
Mr. Dreher's mule was valued at $3.50,
and Mr.. Shuler's at $3.50. No one Seems
to be directly responsible for the acci-
dent, the only reason assigned being
the defective link in the chain.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-12-13
The Folks From Maine.

The governor Of Maine was at the
school and vas telling the pupils what
the people of different states were
called
"Now," be said. "the people from In.
diana are called 'Hoosiers,' the people
from North Carolina Tar Heels.' and
the people from Michigan we know as
eMichiganders.' Now, what. little boy
or girl can tell me what the people Of
Maine are ealledT'
81 know said little girl
"Well. What are we called?' asked
the governor.
"Maniacs. '-NorfoIk Virginian-Pilo
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-12-13
Empty Triumph.

Scene 1.-Train stopping at a big
junction.
Ticket Collector examining passen-
gers ticket)--1his won't do, sir. Youth
have to get out and
Passenger-I shall not get out. re-
fuse to be bullied by you. Here is my
card. You have your remedy. etc.
Ticket Collector-I only wanted to
say, sir
Passenger-Don't talk to me. You're
only a menial. Fetch the station mas
ter.
Ticket Colector-It's all right. sir.
(Train proceeds and passenger re-
lates tales OF his various triumphs over
railway officials.)
Scene "A dark and lonely railway
platform. One melancholy figure brood
ing
Passenger thoughtfully) II wonder
if that collector only meant to tell me
was in the wrong train ?-Tit-Bit