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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
M A r K EFT S
Milwaukee. Sent. 12. 1911.

Butter--Creamery- 26c;
prints, 27c; frsts, 23@ 24c; seconds.
2O021c; process. 21022c; dairy
fancy, 22c.
Cheese = American. full cream.
Twins. 121ac; daisies, new, 1870
13hc; Young Americas, 12h 013c;
longhorDs. lac; lirlburger. new, 10 "
q IL &c; brick, lie; Swiss. lao lie.
Eggs--Current receipts fresh, as
to quality, lie; recandled, extras
Fl "a 22c; seconds, 10@11c.
Live Poultry-Fowls, 12c; roost-
ers, &c; springers. 12c.
Potatoes - Wisconsin. new. on
track, S0@90c.
Hay-Choice timothy, 21.0o; clo-
yer, 1900; No. 1, prairie, 1880.
Wheat-No. 1, northern, 1.07 a
1.09; No. 2. northern, 1860 LOS;
No. 1, durum, sS@99c; No. !, vel
vet, 1.O1@1.02.
COrn-No. 3, yellow, &c.
Oats-No. 3. white. As &c; stand
ard. Acc.
Barley-Wisconsin 1.20; No. 2,
1.21; medium, 1.20.
Cattle-Butchers' steers, 5000
CTS; heifers, 1876 $50; cows, $50
$500; feeders. $500 AIS; calves,
S.25@ 9.25.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, IL
a. 40; fair to best, light. 100
740; pigs, G.25 q 100.
Sheep-Lambs, AIS a 500; ewes,
25M350
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
BEAIT|E GUILTY
Of WIFE MURDER
Slayer Smiles as Judge Fixes
Day of Execution.
JURY OUT ONLY ONE HOUR
Fatal Day 10 Set for November "a,
But Stay 10 Granted for Three
Months-Father Near
Collapse.

Chesterfield Courthouse, Wallis
Iron nerve BtAl mistaken, Henry
Clay Beattie, .Jr, is under double death
guard In the little jail here. after hear
Ing the words of the twelve farmers
who composed the jury that deemed
his guilt of the murder OF his your s
bride proven beyond doubt He is
under sentence to die In the electric
chair on November "a.
Just one ballot of the jury was re-
QuAred to seal Beattie's doom. The
Jury was out only one hour.
Beattie heard the verdict without a
tremor. He faced the twelve men at
the order Of the clerk, and looked d.
rectly into the eyes Of those who would
return his glance. The courtroom
showed the nervous. tense strain un-
der which everybody has been labor
iug for days, the crowd bending for
ward as the foreman Of the Jury, in
typical slow. pronounced southern
drawl. spoke the fatal words. Even
the lawyers, schooled to fight down
their emotions in such a crisis, were
on edge.
But 1t was popular verdict. A
burst Of approval came from the spec
tators, and Judge Watson was CON-
pealed to rap for order. Beattie rested
On his right hand. which seemed
nailed to the desk In front of him. His
left hand was placed on his hip in an
attitude Of defiance. Not a trace of
fear, emotion or sorrow came to his
features.
The lips of his father tremblcd. and
the old man settled back as far as he
could into his chair.
Beattie calmly talked to his senior
counsel, Harry N. Smith. discussing
the next move. The prosecutor asked
fer An immediate sentence.
Attorney Smith asked that the YER
diet be set aside as contrary to the
law and evidence. The Judge refused
to grant this motion. which was. how
ever, mere formality to pave the
way for the appeal which is to come to
the higher courts.
Then Attorney Smith made an ap-
peal for a stay OF sentence. Again he
failed. Judge Watson ruling that he
thought sentence should be pro-
nounced Immediately. and thereupon
sentenced Beattie to death, setting the
date as November "a. The Judge. how
ever. gave the defense a ray of hope
by announcing. over the protest of
Prosecutor Wendenberg. that he would
grant a stay of execution of the SEN
tence for ninety days.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
FIRST WHITE SLAVE CASE UP
Charge Brought Under the
New State Law.

Superior. first case to be
tried in the state of Wisconsin under
the new white slave law passed at
the last session of the legislature has
commenced in the superior court.
The case is that of the state against
William Tracy, who is said to have
brought his wife from Hurley, Wis,
and placed her in house in the local
red light district and to have received
on the average about $3.50 a day
from her for some time.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Teachers Pension Law in Force.

Madison.-Every school treasurer in
the state, except those in cities of the
first class, must now reserve | per
cent of every months salary from the
wages of all teachers who begin work
in Wisconsin on and after the first day
of September. This also applies to all
other teachers who elect to come under
the provisions of the teachers retire
ment fund act
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
WI. League Race Closes.

Madison.-The Wisconsin-Ilinoi
baseball league season has closed,
the Rockford, ILL.,, team winning the
pennant by seven straight victories.
Madison finishes in second place.
Following is the percentages of the
teams: Rockford, 617: Madison,
557; Green Bay, SCI; Appleton, 521;
Oshkosh, 1885, Racine, AIS; Aurora,
451; Fond du Lac, $50.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Meoaphones In OH.

Robert Henri, the painter. was dis
sussing in New York very mediocre
"old master" for which a Chicago pro-
moter had paid an e1orbitant sum.
THE man Is content with his bar
gain" said Mr.. Henri. I'm sure Of
that. To a millionaire Of that type.
you know, an old master Is merely a
megaphone for his money 10 talk
through"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
AsToR AND MISS FORCE WEI
Wedding Takes Place at Colonel's
Residence In Newport.

Newport. X. I.--Col John Jacob
Aston and Madeleine Force were
married at Beechwood. the col
onePs summer residence here, by Rev.
Joseph Lambert. pastor OF the Elm
wood Temple Congregational church
of Providence.
Halt an hour after the ceremony
Mr.. and Mrs. Aston were aboard the
yacht Mona on their way to Fernclin,
the millionaire colonel's estate at
Rhinecliff-on- the-Hudson. where the
honeymoon will be spent.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Uncle Sam at Dairy Show.

Milwaukee. - Thomas Corneluson,
connected with the dairy departemnt
at Washington, is in Milwaukee in
connected with the dairy department
international Dairy Show for the pur-
pose of making arrangements for the
working dairy exhibit which will be
one of the big features of the show
1t is expected that about 800 pounds
of butter and roc pounds of cheese
will be turned ont daily.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

Fond du Lac-The state conven-
ton of horseshoers elected the fol-
lowing officers at the close of the
convention here: President, c. f.
Wilcox, Eau Claire; first vcc-presi-
dent, Patrick Byrne, Milwaukee: sec
ond vice-president. Andrew Norris
sy Delavan; secretary and treas
urer, George Staples Oshkosh. Osh-
kosh was selected for the next con-
yention.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Rev. Bosworth to Retire.

Beloit.-Dr X. W. Bosworth, the
Methodist minister mt sun Prairie. for
fifty years prominent in his demon
nation, will be superannuated at the
coming conference at Amigo and will
come to Beloit to make his home. Mr.
Bosworth's first passionate was ut Ut
tcr'S Corners, near Whitewater, and
with the exception of eight years spent
in Colorado, all his pastoralcS haV
been in Wisconsin.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Believe Hunted Negro Dead.

La Crosse. That the decomposed
body cf negro which was found at
Camp is that of Edgar Robi-
nette is the belief of the authorities
ere. Robinette, who was employed
as farm hand at the home of James
Price, near this city, shot and serious
ly wounded Sylvia Price on July 10
and then fired bullet into his own
body, escaping through the woods,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
FINES SUPREME COURT JUDGE.

Iowa Justice lnflicts Penalty Of One
Dollar and Costs.
Mason City, la.-Judge Weaver of
the Iowa supreme court was fined one
dollar and costs by Justice Rankin for
violation OF the law governing side
lights on pleasure boats. Judge Weav-
er is spending the summer at Clear
lake
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
New Bank for Algoma.

Algomn A movement headed 10y
Senator NJ. w. Perry. l.. NJ White.
Henry Grimm and Frank Slaby of Al
Coma and j. L. lIaney Of kowamee Is
under way for the organization of u
new state bank here with n capital
stock of $4,000 and a $4,000 surplus.
The new bank will be opened by oct. l.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
DlSTEMp PER

In all its forms among all ages OF
horses, as we'll as dogs, cured and others
In the same stable prevented from having
the disease with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER
CURE Every bottle guaranteed. Over
10000 bottles sold last year Best remedy
for chicken cholera, so cents and slc0 a
bottle, S. and $40 the dozen. ANY good
druggist, or send to manufacturers. Write
for free book. Spohn Medical Co. Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind, Y. g. A.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Woman Reporters Excluded.

Madison.-A woman reporter far
! newspaper is not affected by the
new law limiting hours of labor for
women, according to ruling by the
attorney general. rhe opinion holds
that her work is not mechanical nor
manufacturing employment. The law
limits the hours of woman labor to
ten hours in the daytime and eight
at night.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Stevens Again on Commission

Madison.-GOc. McGovern has reap
pointed Judge u, Ray Stevens to be a
member of the Wisconsin commission
on uniform state laws, the term to ex-
pire in June. 1914. The other mem
bers of the commission are Edward w.
Frost of Milwaukee and Charles Me
Carthy of Madison.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Charped With Neglect.

Rhinelandcr.- Warrants have been
served on r. A. Lowe. county super
intendent Of schools and editor OF the
New North, n. T. Baldwin, Prescott
Calkins and n. Bolger on the charge
of failing TO file their expense ac-
counts of the last election.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

Finally l began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and was cured. My health Is now
fine and my kidneys act perfectly"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remena-
Der the Name-DOAN'S."
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price 500.
Foster. Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

Wnusau,--William Gaulke Of the
town of Maine was arrested here Oh a
charge of forgery by Deputy United
States Marshall AppIeby. 1t IL alleged
that he cashed check for SCI 80 sent
to him by mistake through the mails.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
coachman Had 70 Earn eeouest.

A quaint paragraph appears In tho
will Of Mrs. Julie Hall, OF Brighton.
England. At the reading OF the will
the other day II was found that she
had bequeathed f100 to her coach.
man. provided he is in her service at
her death. and If do not die
through or from the effects Of car
riage accident when he Is the driver"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Chicago. Sent. L.. 1911

Cattle-Beeves, 500 a $40; stock
ers and feeders, 3.0005 $50; cows
and heifers, 5.25 a $50; calves, 625
$500.
Hogs-Light, 7.00@7.57: heavy
$50 a go; rough, 6.S0@7.50; pigs,
4.75M7.3O.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Sunday School Body for Zurich.

London. England.-Zurich. Switzer.
land, has been selected as the place
for the holding of the worlds seventh
Sunday school convention in 1918. The
last convention was held at Washing
ton in May last year
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Hen Pecks His Eve Out.

Tarrytown, N. Y.-Frederick Hen
shaw will be blind in his left eye as
the result of hen peck. He was
petting Clara" the blue ribbon fowl
from his flock. and she playfuIly
pecked at his face, her beak striking
his eye
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Boiler in SaMmiIl ExpIodes.

and several were badly scaldcd when
the boiler in the sawmlll of Il. J. Rus.
sell on Madeline island exploded The
sawmill was practically demolished by
the force Of the explosion.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Tennessee Gets Murder Trial.

Frankfort, Ky.--Thomas and James
Bowlin of Kentucky, accused Of the
murder of John Lewis Archer. though
said to have shot him in Tennessee
and to have dragged him over the
state line to Kentucky to die, must
stand trial in Tennessee.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
BOYS Accused Of Safe Blowing.

Neenah. Bennett and Clar-
ence Sobreski, aged Is years, are I'M
der arrest on the charge OF having
broken into the safe of the SegaI
Commission company and stealing
$50.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
RAILWAY HEAD MUST ANSWER.
George F. Baer Summoned to Court In
PutrId Eco Case.

Philadelphia.-At the instance OF
Harry P. Cassidy, special agent Of
the state pure food department.
George F. Baer. president Of the
Reading Railroad company, who re.
turned from Europe Wednesday. was
served with a summons to appear be.
fore magistrate ana answer charge
Of causing the sale of bad eggs. The
state pure food department alleges the
railway company sells putrid eggs left
on its hands by consignees.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Rev. Reinhold Ade,bsrg Dies.

Naturalization. Reinhold Adel-
berg, one Of the best known Luther
an ministers in the west, died at a
local hospital. He was formerly vice
president and treasurer of the Wis
consin synod.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Man Killed bv Couohinu

observation-disclosures F. Ramsay,
former Democratic assemblyman. aged
fifty.three. died suddenly after a spell
OF coughing He was one Of the three
Democrats absent the day Senator
Stephenson was elected.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Octorenarians Are Wod.

Green Bay.-Wm. Light of Carl
ton, aged 10, and Mrs. Josephine
Collophy OF Green 's'y, aged so,
were married here. He Mas been mar
ried once, while this is her third
matrimonial venture.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
FRENCH FOOD RIOTS GROW.
Situation Becomes More Grave Esps-
ciaIIy in Northern Portion.

Paris.-The food riots In the
north are extending in gravity,
particularly at Roubaix. There were
two riots in Paris at the markets and
several shops were ransacked. Pre-
feet Lepine headed the police and dis
persed the mobs. The housewives
have tabulated the prices of food and
demanded the dealers sell at their fig
ures.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
MARTIAL, LAW IN HONDURAS.
ExPresldent DaviIa Implicated In Plot
Against Administration.

San Salvador, Salvador.-rt is re.
ported here that martial law has been
declared in Honduras.
Recently gigantic revolutionary
plot against the administration OF
Honduras was nuearthed Theodore
Hernandez and M. Ugorta were ar.
rested, and letters we're found reveal
ing the hiding place of large guam.
tity of arms and ammunition. 1t was
said that former President Davila,
who was deposed by the revolution
under Gen. Manuel Bonilla, was i'm
plicated.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Tho Recojt.

Tobacconist-You learned long ago
how to pack barrel Of apples, didn't
you, Uncle John?
Horticulturist-Sure thing, Billy:
same as you packed that box of cigars
bought OF you the other day-ali the
nice ones in the top row.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Fatal Attempt to Stop Runaway.

Marshfield. Charles Tewes, an
aged farmer, was instantly killed
near his home at Hewitt, Wood
county. while attempting to stop
runaway team.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
ASYLUM Construction Bepun.

Shawano.-Work has begun on the
new $4,000 county insane asylum
which will be built by this county.
1t will take year to complete the
building.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Plumbing Contract Awarded.

Madison. - The Wisconsin state
board Of control awarded II contract
for piping for the new heating plant
at the state hospital at Mendoza to d
Milwaukee company for sS,7Ti.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Stephenson Visits Old Home.

Marinettc. - Senator Stephenson
has departed for visit to his old
home In Maine. He will miss at
tending the Wisconsin state fair for
the first time in fifty years.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
CARNEGIE TO START PAPER,
international Peace Organ 10 PIanne

International Peace Organ 10 Planned
by Multi-MilIionalre.
Paris.-Working under the direc-
ton Of Andrew Carnegie and well
supplied with funds by the American
multi-millionaire, group of former
diplomats of various European coun.
tries and few trained journalists
are busily engaged upon the prelimi-
nary plans for an international news
paper which has for it's primal object
the death of war.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Gust Leading Iowa Parson,

Des Moines, Ia.-Rev. e. A. Daily,
,ne OF the most prominent Free Meth
odist ministers In the state, was read
out of the pulpit by the Iowa confer
ence The charge against Daily Is
conduct unbecoming a minister.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
insane Man Hanus HimseIf

Chicago. Don Darling, forty-eight
years old, of this city, ended his life
by hanging himself from a bar OF
window in the county asylum for the
insane at Dunning He was patient
in the institution
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

Minneapolis, Sept. IL, 1911.
Wheat-No. /, hard, 1.05; No.
|, northern, 104 y No. 2, northern,
l,02 Il. Corn--No. 3, yellow. Csc
Oats-No. 3. white, "A &c. Rye
No. 2, 81 &c.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Public Affairs Director Named.

Madison.-~B. NJ. Rastall, associate
professor Of business administration at
the University of Wisconsin, has been
elected director of the state board Of
public affairs. The salary Is $1,000.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

A cold on the chest weakens your lungs.
Tubercular Germs attack the weak spots.
Keep your lungs strong by curing colds
quickly with Hamlins Wizard Oil and you
will not get Consumption.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Corliss Postoffice Robbed.

Racine.-The postoffice at Corllss
was entered and large amount OF
stamps, chiefly in 1 and 2-cent books,
was taken, No money was found.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
State Examiners Meeting Set.

Madison. Announcement is made
that the next meeting of the state
board of examiners will be held, ut the
Madison high school December 1913
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
plonnar PLAYHOUSE Raonenad.

Milwaukee. The old Academy of
Music, now the Shubert. has been re-
opened and will show 1rst-class at
fractions.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

irnbart De la Tour, Tenor, Dead.
Brussels. Belgium. The death ID
announced of Imbart de la Tour. q
Belgian tenor. He appeared at the
Metropolitan opera house, New York.
in 1901.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
NAME eoRMAN FOR GOVERNOR.
Democrats and Republicans Of Mary
land Nominate State Tickets.

land Nominate State Tickets.
Baltimore, Md.-State Senator Ar
thur Pue German, Jr, Democrat,
and Philip Lee Goldsborough, Re-
publican, collector OF internal revenue
for this district, we're nominated for
governor by their respective party con-
ventions here. In the state primary
last month German defeated State
Senator Blair Lee by one vote. Colds
borough was unopposed.
President Taft's administration was
strongly Endorsed by the Republicans.
Richmond, Va, Sept. S-United
States Senators Thomas s. Martin and
Claude A. Swanson were renominated
at the Democratic primaries for the
long and short terms respectively to
the United States senate. The result
WAS considered machine victory.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

was conssed TO bed
and could not turn
without assistance. !
grew enough better
to sit up but began to
suffer from rheuma-
tic pains, 80 bad I
often cried out Kid
neys were in dreadful
condition and secre-
lions suppressed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
Fire DESTROYS 46 Automobiles.

Boston. Forty-six automobiles
were destroyed in fire that RACED
garage owned by the X. A. Skinner
company here. The loss will exceed
$4,000.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
NINE DIE IN MEXICAN BATTLE

Reyestas and Maderists Clash In
Southern Part Of Republic.
Mexico City.-Nine persons were
killed and more than twice that
number wounded when Reyistas
and Maderistas clashed In Tuxtia Chi.
co, a village In the state OF Chiapas,
near the southern boundary OF Next
CO, according to reports received at
the presidents Office.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
CELEBRATE PERRYS VICTORY.
Cleveland Veterans and State Troops
Parade to Monument.

Cleveland, Ohio.-Thousands OF
militiamen, veterans of the Civil
war and all of the mail carriers
OF this city participated in the parade
and memorial in honor of Commodore
Oliver Hazard Perry here. the occa.
sion being the ninety-eighth anniver-
sary of the Battle of Lake Erie. Fol
lowing the parade there was a gath
ering in Wade park before the Perry
monument. where several prominent
local men delivered patriotic ad.
dresses.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

Whoever complains Of not having
found q true friend accuses himself
Sintenis.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14
GREW STEADILY WORSE.
Chicago Woman Experiences Terrible
Suffering from Kidney Trouble.

Mrs. Emma Kunze, 16l9 n. Hal
sted st., Chicago. Ill, says: "A crick
took me In my back and the pain was
20 terrible I could not straighten.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-09-14

When a baby can look at an old
bachelor without crying the mother
always thinks he Is a good father
wasted.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-12-31

we are sorry you came here on a fool
errand. Your hotel bill is already paid.
I'VE turned away with a sigh of relief
and beat it toward the station. Yes
Kelly continued, with broad grin, "that
was surely my happiest Christmas"
PROFESSIONAL REPARTEE-A we'll
known comedian is now wearing large
glasses with black rubber borders and silk
shoestring cords.
Recently he was walking along Broad
way with the ribbons flying when a rather
we'll known comedian stopped him.
why the mourning?' he inquired,
winding a finger about the cord.
I'm memory of those ancestral jokes ]
heard last night in your show
CURIOsI1TEs OF STAGE SOLDIER
ING+'I saw general in the army of one
of those gay and musical South Amer-
can republics salute a colored waiter
bearing a tray of iced drinks said a
regular PaygOer. in conversation on
stage realism. THE general had Just left
the field of battle to sing a topical song,
and wore full dress evening uniform, al
though 1t was broad daylight, and the
sound of the riflemen was heard off stage.
The dress uniform was shock to my
army friend who sat with me at the
play, and the salute to the waiter was in
comprehensive. OF course, the general
may have been thirsty, having been en-
gagged in the battlefield wearing that thick
fulldress coat trimmed with several
pounds of gold, and the salute may have
been intended for the tinkling high balls.
1t was a terrific salute; a full sweep of
the arm up to the generals hat and back
again. with a loud slap on the seam of
the blue riding trousers.
THE soldiers of the stage have master