The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-08-17
Indictings OF The
Prison Inbocile
Beau Esprita'

Good evening Ladies. How are
you? Mono indeed! Don't let
me interrupt your prune diet stunt.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox says prunes
are the real poetical condition pow
ders. Hence prison poets.
Wouldn't that recent Standard
Oil decision Rockefeller? A writer
in the S. 4. p. says that Senator Bal
ley consumes three unabridged inn
mediately before delivering one OF
those famous speeches" Of his. II
so, in considering the reciprocity de-
bate; what do you suppose La
toilette
The young physician was praying.
"Old Grimes is Dead" he COM
planned, and now / have nothing to
do"
Dear me-" said the God to whom
he prayed, This will never do"
So He made Mantory- lie and thus
gave the young physician work.
Should congress fail to unlock the
door in the tariff wall will Milwau
kee? Austin, Mimi, owns its arte-
sian water works but what does Vel
lowstone
1t was at the funeral Of the de-
ceased. A bystander, noting the
quiet, not to say downcast, express
ion of the widows husband. said:
Cheer up, old boy. Of course it
is grave affair, attending tie funer-
al of your wife's husband, but the
real gray tea is passed at the last
supper Of the wake" And the in
nocent corpse rose up and spit him
upon shaft of his own wit. If the
railroads continue to raise the rates
will the citizens of Iron Mountain
the Galloping Horse when they wish
to travel? Since Noah SO success
fully navigated the Ark to haven
Of rest, wouldn't it be appropriate to
have him take the helm of the Clark
boom? Shame on you! am NOT a
stand pat Nurse, didn't you hear
what the gorgon's head? Make Bo-
naparte his hair straight.
Can it be possible?" exclaimed
the surprised settlement worker.
''Yes'm," said Tony of the east
side, who had just been telling her
of scar thirty-seven feet long
which his deceased father had upon
his body. You see, it was a horse
car" And the pink parrot rendered
the popular parody Of that sacred
song, when Mother-in-law Comes
To Town"
TREMENDOUSLY the Sweet Young
Thing told her Prim New England
Aunt of how she had bagged the
Toothless Old Pap of the Many ST.
moleons. With bated (perhaps also
baited, could not say breath she
waited the Purltanical Ones just
wrath. But her delicate nature
could not stand the terrible shock of
the remark that she of the Mayflower
Ancestry delivered herself ct, SO she
wheeled up an Ottoman which stood
handily nigh and fell into-a nice
soft bunch of pillows as the scion OF
Plymouth Rock stock exclaimed,
"Fi Nance!'' If Senator Lorimer
owes his seat in the Senate to the
Lumber trust who is it Rep. Bur-
rows?
The heading Of these articles orig
knally read, Inditings of the Prison
Imbecile; tut as Ye Editor is as we'll
acquainted with 'Indicting' as with
'Inditings' I was not all surprised to
see it read Indictings' when it came
out in print. And most of the indi-
tings that / have ever done-be it
love letters or checks proved
to be indicting. / will let it stand as
it is
1t was at the garden party. Care
fully drawing up the sleeves OF his
freshly laundried outing shirt, he
4 clasped her in his arms and kissed
her.
Shame on your she cried, turn
Ting away to use the powder puff
(which she had carried concealed in
lkler hand in expectation Of this emer-
'lIBency, and right here where all the
K.rawberry sauce" "A most remark
Wble bag of hares" calculated the
ity marksman as he accidently shot
ais rural friends whiskers off. Fa-
Iher! father! Why did | chop uI
Nv grand-manma with an ax?''
And now, gentlemen, the Man be-
ind will sing you solo. He is
i little bit short on the melody end, SC
a all cabbages and eggs above the vot