Gilpin observer., 1911-03-30
OBSERVATIONS

Lots of people can't express what
they think-and too many don't think
what they say.
Good advice is cheap-at any price.
When a man asks you to have a
drink, don't answer him-just keep
your mouth shut-and you will never
overdrink.
1t is not good memory that re-
members all the mean things It
hears.
Unselfish people keep lots of things
for themselves-for instance their
troubles. =
A girl doesn't need any reason for
getting married-and quite often
doesn't use any-which is fortunate
for the male fraternity.
Experience is one of the expensive
things in this old world that never
depreciates in value.
How plausible they seem when we
hear good things about ourselves.
The boys idea of hero contains
many attributes which he can find
in himself.
The greatest spendthrifts are those
who spend all their time for pleasure.
1t is better to lend money to an
enemy than to a friend-for in the
former case you are not diffident
about asking for its return-besides,
you have disarmed an enemy by put
ting him under obligations to you.
The mediocre man who does things
gets ahead Of the man with latent
ability.
The man who tries to keep away
from work has hard job.
The man who marries money gets
a treasure Of a wife.
fail to.
A woman's imagination is much
more vivid than a man s-otherwise
they wouldn't love US the way they
did.
A man often makes fun of wo-
man for not reasoning things out
when, perchance, that is all that
keeps peace in the family.
If a girl really cares about your in
timacies with some other one, you
can be sure you have a good show
yet.
We almost expect the unexpected
to happen much oftener than it does.
Just as soon as a man gets dol
lars worth of stock in million-dor
lar concern he begins to see where
the corporation is weak on manage.
ment.
The only thing nicer than a pretty
girl is one with good sense. -.
Exaggerating the truth does not
make us more truthful.
The theory that some people have
their brains located amidships prob
ably originated in the fact that the
way mother used to apply the slipper
left such an impression on the mind
A jewel Of wife is a valuable
asset to any man.
A woman takes an awful chance
in proposing to man, but opportun
ity knocks at your heart but oncc-
sometimes. t
This idea of putting your wife or
an allowance sounds too cold-blooded
besides, there is a cheaper way.
A man who runs his head off is
not always rapid thinker.
When a person does not care
whether he lives or dies, he is moi
usually at peace with the world.
A debt Of love draws compound in
terest, computed twice every fifteer
seconds.
A man just naturally gets down OF
his knees to the girl he worships.
There is no greater friendship thar
that existing between two womer
who can see nothing in one another
to talk disparaging about to mu
tual friend.
When you steal, steal enough tt
dignity the crime.
A man never falls into love from
slipping on a banana peel.
The millionaire who gives thou
sands to charity is not always as
much of Christian as the man who
supports his family on sf2 a week.
Popularity is often bought-but nc
one ever sold any.
Many marry as an investment and
find 1t a failure.
Probably the reason Japan didn't
deny the recent rumors of a probable
war with the U. s., was because the
mikado knew that as long as he
could keep tho feeling prevalent
Uncle Sam would not try to sell him
the Philippines.
A man is reported killed in q
French duel. Death finds a new form
almost daily.