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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-12

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-12
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-12

iaf5iqnt gu Inn eatporIddelnhe
Ruppeneeiidt. Ct traf 8iriid un6
5og feinen Sut.
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Gnaoigite
uRein. aber uuffaIige Gridjei-
nuaeen beunrubieen mid. 90
fommt i6on Ser 3ug! Bite, beior-
gen Sic mir cine 9roidfe, &err
8aron."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-12
Sin Cob in @erien.

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So, in 4nerfennung bon Or. Sings
Neue 2ebenspiaen:
Sic linb 10 notis Der @eiunobeit,
Saltet iie itets i'm Sauie bereit.
8eriudtet SIR albere nergebens,
@ebmt Or. Sings BiGen oes Sc
bens.
Nur 25c BEL alien 9ruggiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-07-12
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Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-07-20

With the completion of the Rupert Bliss cutoff Of the Oregon
Short Line Jerome placed of the best trunk line systems
in the As viii be by reference the above the
distance has been considerably eened in the through line to the
coast In addition this the heavy grades the main line
have been great extent thus reducing the running
time of through trains While official has Yet
been made is the logical conclusion of the citizens along the
line that the company will ultimately make their through
ton between Chicago and Portland.
Heretofore prospective visitors Jerome have been compelled
out Of their reach here and junction points have been
confronted with INSCRIPTIONS land agents whose sole d.
them from this section. With traffic inaugurated the
line here will be landed right door, where
they witness what have offer them without being preu
diced by false reports In addition the line will bring in
closer touch with ngbors the half Of the county and
with the extension OF the Idaho Southern Miner Jerome will
hold enviabe geographical location.
Though comparatively country Jerome has
long passed the pioneer and her population made
refined and educated people from the hky populated
tons of the country Nearly all the popular religious denominations
represented here with churches and school facilities
surpassed by many of the larger and much older of the
school building has been erected this a 600
Our supply for domestic purposes be exceed
where. The lighted by electricity, which generated by
power, of which there practically limit this section
Business all kinds well here and three banks all
show satisfactory financial condition We point with pride
beautiful hotel which ranked among the best the
northwest.
Jerome located in the midst the
be found anywhere and with bounfu supply
ured development of the surrounding
fast going Our people glad give the hand of welcome
those who seeking better their condition. ready
tend to them all the courees their command and
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-07-20

Jerome fortunately situated in close proximity of
grand scenery which the northwest noted few miles
the Snake river winding way through canyon
several hundred feet Deep the valley being covered with
tu fruit The intercepted here there with
beautiful falls heights the largest being Falls
which the Niagara the In
them gander than the famous The volume
water flowing down this laundering rocks
pendicua drop of 212 feet presenting long be
bered. The hand of has done little yet the
OF nature surrounding this spot This place. however becoming
renowned throughout the Overlooking the falls hotel
which remodeed spring. giving
opportunity of spending day Falls with
pie accommodations assured Tents and dotted here
and there making delightful place enjoy outing
The hotel has been chosen the official hotel
tomobe Association and being direct line of the tours
the road from the Falls leads these parties directly through
This accessible almost unlimited power be-
ing estimated that 10000 horse units available and
with the gradual development the country this destined
to become great manufacturing center.
power plant already Shoshone Falls where
200 feet and where 200O horse power been
ded for This plant however, requires but small per of the
going the falls Anger Falls thousand Springs
other delightful reached hours
Jerome.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-07-20
NEIGHBORnOOD NOTES

Kimberly is contemplating a grand
opening day to celebrate the completion
OF the first alfalfa meal min in this SEC
ton.
Twin Falls Chronicle: IF. Z Beatty,
the strawberry king OF Three Rivers,
Mich, is here looking after his extensive
property interests. He is more enthused
over the country than ever and will
make more extensive investments He
now has 40 acres OF fruit on this side
and 50 ACRES near Jerome'
Gooding Herald. - p. Stevenson,
on the north Gooding tract near Gooding,
harvested "A loads OF alfalfa from l31s
acres of land, and will probably cut the
same field two times more this season.
The total yield for this field tor the sea-
son promises ten tons per acre
Shoshone Journal: The bids for the
heating plant for the court house were
opened by the commissioners Wednesday
and E. B. Hughs OF Gooding was found
TO be the lowest bidder his bid for the
work being $4,000 and he was award
ed the contract. There were five bids
filed and they ranged as high as 5000. Is.
They were distributed as follows: One
from Pocatello, two from Gooding, and
one from Shoshone. The work on this
plant will be started at once
Shoshone Journal: e. g. Gauss,
one of the substantial business men OF
jerome, was in town Monday on a short
business mission. Mr.. Gauss moved TO
the North Side town about three years
ago and has done well since moving and
OF course he is booster for his home
town as all people are who live in Idaho
for a while"
HagerInan sun: - The 200 pound
sturgeon caught by Joe Boss some time
ago was brought TO town last week and
sold 1t was bntchered and peddled
about town and there was fish enough
10 supply nearly the whole town. 1t
was the largest fish caught in the valley
this season"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-07-20
CoppdaIe.

At last Coppdale is to have her station
on the main line of the o. S. L. rail road.
1t was hard fight to land it, but the
people of Jonathan Valley are sure
bunch of workers when il comes to a
deal OF that kind, but We all can be very
thankful to Walter H. Copp for the
everlasting crowding he gave the Short
Line until the station question was set
tied.
Owing to the fact that the name
"Coppdale'' doesn't mean anything to
the country, there has been a petition
drawn up by some OF the boys to change
the name of Coppdale to ''Shoshone
Falls" This would be very good name /
for Coppdale in more ways than one.
When the o. S. L. starts to advertise |
this country, which they are going to do,
they will surely make whole lot of Sho-
shone Falls, and on all their time tables
they will have Shoshone Falls in large
black letters, showing that that town
is very important one. Shoshone Falls |
llt iiOn hHOnh ONtl llit llltQ
States, and people from the east when
going west, will most surely stop here
10 see this most wonderful work OF
nature. This will go to the making OF
large town in Jonathan Valley, but if we
still keep the name OF Coppdale, the
fasteners will continue TO go to Twin
Falls as they are doing to-day, and our
Coppdale will not amount to much. so
here's hoping that the name will be
changed, and that everyone will be bene-
fitted thereby.
Last Thursday Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. NJ
Turton and Miss Shaw, all OF Chicago,
arrived at the Turton ranch for the sum
mer. Mr.. Turton was one of the first to
settle in Jonathan and says he can see
more Improvements each time he comes
TO Idaho. He reports the crops of the
eastern states all dried up, and is firm in
his belief that ''Old Idaho" with her
irrigation system can't be beat, and
coming right down to it, he said he
wouldn't trade his little ranch in Jona-
than Valley for the whole state of Iowa,
just now.
A letter received from Chicago the
other day states that Mrs. Chas (Chic)
Fraser will be with us early in August.
Mrs. Fraser is very fond of Idaho, espec-
tally Jonathan Valley, and hopes "Chic"
will make this his last year in base ball
so they can come to Idaho for good.
Guy Towle of the Towle Land Co., is
building large screen enclosed dining
room on his house this week.
Geo. II. Lawshe, the "white hog man"
is sure making killing with his
Chester Whites. He has sold over rs
little pigs this spring at a fancy price,
and still has about % left that have been
spoken for but which are not for sale.
II you want to see pretty ranch, take
a trip to the j. B. Van Wagner ranch,
which is under the management of Geo.
A. Whitehead. This is one of the best
all around ranches in Idaho to-day.
The Jonathan Valley Farmers Asst
have planned to buy baler, and
will bale all the hay the farmers have to
sell this fall. This is certainly good
move.
WILLIE LIVE.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-07-20
For Sale.

40 acres of decided land, only two miles
from new town of Manson in Jonathan
Valley, $3.50 for equity. All tillable
land. Easily watered from one ditch.
E. F. REED, Box 4S6,
Jerome, Idaho.
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and. hitchins his clothing round him.
made OF with cslerity surprising In
one Of his tremendous bulk. striking
directly into the heart Of the woods.
Amber was left to knit his brows
over the object which had been forced
upon him 20 Unexpectedly.
1t proved to be . small. cubical boz.
something more than an inch square.
fashioned Of bronse and elaborately
decorated with minute relief work In
the best manner Of ancient Indian
craftsmanship.
May l see. please?~ The voice Of
the girl At his side recalled to Amber
her existence. May ! zee, too. please.
Mr.. Amber!' shs repeated.
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trees, tho horse-a vigorous black
brute with white socks and muzzle-
running freely. apparently under
constraint neither Of whip nor Of spur.
In the saddle a girl leaned low over
the horn-a girl with eyes rspturous.
face brilliant. lips parted in the least
Of smiles. A fold Of her byack habit
shrt whipping out almost snapped In
Ambsrs face. 20 close to him she
rode; yet she seemed not to see him.
and vssy likely did not A splendid
sketch IN black and white. Of youthful
spirit and Joy Of motion: 70 shs pass
cd On and vas gone.
Hardly. however. had the forest
closed upon the picture. ere Z cry.
. heavy crashing a. Of horse thresh-
Ing about In the underbrush. and q
woman's scream Of terror. sent Am
ber. in one movement. out into the
road again and running at . pace
which. had he been conscious Of II,
would have surprised him.
A short 50 yards separated him from
the bend In the way round which
tho horse and its rider had vanished.
He had no more than gained this
point than he was obliged to pull up
sharply to avoid running into the
girl herself.
Although dismounted. she was on
her feet, and apparently uninjured.
She stood With one hand against the
trunk Of Z tree. on the edgs Of a
small clearing wherein the axes OF
the local lumbermen had but lately
been busy. Her horse had disappear.
ed; the rumble Of his hoofs. dim,uu.
endo. told the way he had gone.
30 much Amber comprehended In a
single glance: with second he
sought the cause Of the accident, and
identified It with figure so outre and
bizarre that he momentarily and eI.
cusably questioned tho testimony OF
his senses.
At a little distance from the girl.
In the act Of addressing her. stood a
man. obese. gross. abnormally dis
tended with luxurious and sluggish
living. a. little common to the scene
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So She Passed and Was Gone.

as statue Of Phoebus Apollo had been.
A babu Of Bengal. every inch Of him.
from his dirty red.and.white turban to
his well.worn and cracked patent.leath.
or shoes. His body was enveloped in
q complete suit OF emerald silk. much
soiled and faded. and girt with .
sash Of many colors. crimson pre-
dominating. His hands. fat, brown.
and not overclean. alternately futter.
ed apolosetlcslly and rubbed one an.
other with a suggestion Of extreme
urbanity: his lips. thick. sensual. and
cruel. mouthed . broken stream Of
bu.English: while his eyes. nearly
as small and quite as black a. shoe
buttons-eyes furtive. crafty. and
cold-suddenly distended and became
fixed, a. with amazement. at the In.
slant Of Amber's appearance,
lnstinctively. as soon as he had
mastered his initial stupefaction. Am.
Der stepped forward and past the girl.
placing himself between her and this
preposterous apparition. a. II TO
shield her. He held himself wary and
alert, and was instant to halt the
babu when he. with the air Of dog
cringing to his masters feet for pun.
ishment. would have drawn nearer
stop right there!" Amber told him
crisply: and got for response obedi.
ence. q low salaam. and the Hindu
salutation accorded only to persons OF
high rank: "Hazoor!" But before
the babu could say more the Ameri.
can addressed the girl. What did he
dol" he inquired. without looking at
her. brighten your horsei"
"Just that" Tho girls tone was
edged with temper. HE Jumped out
from behind that woodpils; the horse
shied and threw me-"
You're not hurt. trustf'
"No-thAnk you: but"-with q
nervous laugh-"l'm furiously angry
"That's reasonable enough" Am
Der returned undivided attention to
The Bsngali. Nov then." hs demand
Cd stsrnly, "what'vs you got to say
! for yourssifi What DO you mean by
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English az to . tongue more suited to
his urgent need Of forcible expression.
And. look here. you stop calling me
'Hazoor. I'm no more Q hazoor than
you ars-idiot!"
Nay" eontended the babu reproach.
fully: rs It right that you should seek
to hoodwink met Have I not eyes
with which to see. ears that can hear
you speak our tongue. haloori l am
no child. to be played with-l. the ap-
pointed Mouthpiece Of the voice!"
Il know naught Of your Voice or it,
mouthpiece: but certainly you are no
child. You are either mad. or insolent
or q fool to be kicked" And In ex.
asperation Amber took step toward
the man as II to carry into effect bis
implied threat.
Alarmed. the babu crinEed and re-
treated q pace: then. suddenly, rails.
Ing an arm. indicated the girl. "Ha.
zoor!" he cried. BE quick-the
woman faints!" And a. Amber hastily
turned. with Astonishing agility the
babu sprang toward him.
Warned BY bis moving shadow a.
much as BY the girls cry. Amber leapt
aside and lifted 4 hand to strike; but
before he could deliver 4 blow II was
caught and . small metallic object
thrust into t. Upon this his fingers
closed instinctively. and the babu
sprang back. painting and quaking.
"The Token. haxoor. the Token!"
he quavered. 1T 10 naught but that
tho Token!"
Token. you fooll" cried Amber.
staring stupidity at the man. What
In thunder-!"
May, haxoor: how should I tell
you now. when another sees and
hearst Al another time, haxoor, In q
week, or . day. or an hour. mayhap,
come again--for your ansyer. Till
then and forever am your slave. ha.
loor: the dust beneath your feet. Now
l 30.
And with . haste that robbed the
courtesy Of IT, grace. the Bengal
salaamsd. then wheeled square about
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times, and asid that I ought to have an
operation. ] would not listen to that
and when . friend Of my husband told
him about Lydia E. Pinkham's Yege-
table Compound and what 1t had done
for his wife, I was willing to take 1t.
Now ! look the picture Of health and
feel like 1t, too. lean do myown house
work, hoe my garden, and milk 9 COW.
l can entertain company and enjoy
them. I can visit when I choose, and
walk as far a. any ordinary woman,
any day in the month. ! wish / could
talk toeyery utferingwomana andgirl"
Mrs. DEMA BErHUNE, Sikeston, Mo.
The most successful remedy In this
country for tho cure Of all forms Of
female complaints IL Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
It IL more widely and successfully
used than any other remedy. It has
cured Thousands Of women who hsve
been troubled With displacements, IN.
nammaton, liberation, fibroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backsche,
that bearing down feeling, indigestion,
and nervous prostration. after al other
means hadfalled. Why don't you tryitp
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frightening this ladys horssf What
are you doing here, anywayr
Almost roveling. the babu answer
ed him In Urdu: "Hazoor. l am your
slave"
Withom thinking Amber couched
his retort in the same tongue:
Count yourself lucky you are not
dog!"
NAY. hasoor. but l meant no harm.
I was resting. being fatisued. In the
shelter Of the wood. when the noise
Of hoofs disturbed me and ! stepped
out to zee. When the woman was
thrown sought TO assist her. but she
threatened me With her whip"
THAT 10 quite true" the girl cut in
over Ambsrs shoulder. II don't think
he intended to harm me. but its pure
ly an accident that he didn't"
lnasmuch q the bsbu's explanation
had been made In fluent, vernacular
Urdu, Ambers surprise at the girls
evident familiarity with that tongue
was hardly TO be concealed. You un.
derstand Urdu?" he stammered.
Aye" she told him in that tongue.
"and speak It. too"
You know this man, then?"
mo. Do yonr'
mot In the least. How should IT.
you yourself speak Urdu"
We'll. but" Tho situation hardly
lent itself to such 4 discussion; he
had the babu frst to dispose Of. Am
Der resumed his cross-examination.
Who are you!" he demanded. And
what is your business In this placer"
The fat yellowish.brown face was
distorted by fugitive grimace Of
depreciation. "Hazoor. am Behari
Lal Chatterji. solicitor. Of the Inner
Temple"
We'll! And your business herer'
"Hazoor. that 10 for your secret
ear" The babu drew himself up. as.
Stunning q certain dignity. 1T is not
meet that the message Of the Bell
should be uttered in the hearing Of
an Englishwoman. hazoor."
What are you dwelling about!" In
his blank wonder. Amber returned to
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To Make Fruit Jar Rubber. Last.

To Make Fruit Jar Rubbers Last.
To have fruit Jar rubbers last, keep
them we'll covered in a jar full Of -four
until used, and as soon as removed
from empty Jars. One can then afford
a good quality Of rubbers, as kept
thus they will safely last several sea-
sons. When there is doubt Of old
rubbers, they may often be made to
exc out one moro season by using two
Of the rubbers to each jar and screw
ing down tight. Always stand newly
filed jars upside down until cool, to
test the tops and rubben.-Designsr.
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Blank Filled Correctly.

When Liszis Timms filled out her
application blank 10 teach school. :"
laughs the neighbor. she wrote on tho
line asking what her age was, my age
10 twenty years DID, Wasn't that a
ludicrous mistake!"
"oh. ! don't know. You nisunder.
stand II. She was honest. She vas
giving the age Of her ass. not Of her.
self. She has claimed to bs twenty
for about that Longitude.
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Extrava can't.

Extravaoant.
Ada-Cholly Saphedde was in Q
brown study the other day, and Of.
fered him a penny for his thoughts.
Edith-You spendthrift! You never
did know the value of money!
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His seIf.pessnss.

His seIf.Defsnss.
When q mans married." said Rose
stahl, his excuses begin. did you
ever hear how sambo got out Of II
when he was caught in the turkey
coop!"
"'Deed. mistah. he said. "'deed.
sab. ! isn't a.stealin' dis yah bird. Use
takin' It in self-defense. Homes I Is!
"'Self.defense! roared the indig.
nsnt owner. shaking him by the col.
lar. What kind Of q lie are you try.
Ing TO tell me!'
Please. sah.' walled the much.
abused Sambo. 'mah wife she say ei
! doan' fotch home turkey she gwine
to break ebery bone In nah body. An
so ] jes' 'bleeged ter perfect nah.
se'f!'"-Young's Magaxine,