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The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
Friends Church Services

Bible School 10 a. IN, at which
time new officers will be elected
for ensuing year.
Morning worship IL o'clock,
The pastor will give New Years
message
Christian Endeavor. $3.50 p. m.
Evening service. 7:30 p. m.
Midweek prayer service on
Wednesday at 2 o'clock.
Orchestra practice Monday
night at 7:30.
Choir rehearsal Wednesday
evening 7:30.
On Friday night at 7:30 the
Christian Endeavor will give a
Missionary entertainmep' which
promises to be of unusual interest.
See announcement on front page
of this paper.
A New Year dinner will be SER
we'd by the ladies' of the church in
the basement on New Years Day,
at IL O'Clock. No charges. All
are invited.
You are cordially invited to at
tend these services.
Don't miss the Missionary en-
tertainment.
M. DAVIS BRANoN, Pastor.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
Notice OF Annual Meeting OF Stakeholder,
The Mountain Domestic Water Company

PAoNIA Colo, Dec. =, 1911.
You are hereby notified that the
annual meeting of the stockhold
ers of The Mountain Domestic
Water company for the election
OF officers and for the transaction
of such other business as rhay
come before said meeting will be
neld in the Midway school house
in ID a county. on Tuesday. the
9th OF January 1912. At 7:30 p. IN.
c. F. WHEELER, See'y.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
1871

Paonia Is uP-to date. The Gay
ETY. theatre gave a matinee
Wednesday afternoon winch was
largely attended and the motion
pictures were splendid. Red Rid
ing Hood was hugely enjoyed by
the little folks.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
enqIand's First Savings Bank.

II Is now claimed that the frst saw
ings bank In England was founded
by a woman. Miss Priscilla Wakefield.
She lived in the parish OF Tottenham.
Middiessx county. England. and sstab-
lished her bank In 1899.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
Middle Course Difficult.

To see the good nowhere-that is
pessimism. and this is easy. To see
the good everywhere-that is optim-
ism, and this IS not diffieult But to
md the good somewhere-that is
sobriety. and this is in no wise easy.
Ivan Panin.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
LIN 10 the Mlshhonc.

Said an English Clergyman: Patriot
ism is the backbone of the British EN-.
pire: and what we have to do is to
train that backbone and bring II to
the front."-Christian Intelligencer.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
Do II Now.

expect to pass through this world
put once. Any good thing therefore
that / can do. or any kindness that
can show TO any fellow creature let
re do II now. Let me not defer or
neglect II. for shall not pass this
way again.-Edward Courtney.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

The Woman's Club will meet
on the afternoon of January 9th
al = o clock with Mrs. II. S. Hol-
comb on Niagara avenue. The
SUI ect for discussion will be,
"Woman's Work" under the lead
ership of Mrs. J. II. Beebe.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
ALWAYS Frlendship.

In the hour of distress and misery
the eye OF every mortal turns TO
friendship: in the hour of gladness
and conviviality. what is our want? Ii
is friendship.-Walter Savage Landor.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
lIfN'a Irony.

The tragedy of life was played again
when Be nard Goennewich. a young
Russian inventor. was killed by the
poisonous fumes Of a secret process
OF staining glass that was to make
him millions.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

MIR. and Mrs. Joseph Meek. for
mer Paonia folks. who have been
making their home at Hot Spgs..
Arkansas. came in last evening
and will visit for some time at the
home OF their son. Don Meek and
wife on Stewart mesa.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Few There Are Who Learn WISDOM
A Chicago woman tried to undo n
hard knot in her dress by burning 1t.
She succeeded in exactly the same
swift. comprehensive way in which the
reluctant morning fire is started with
kerosene. SO few are the wise people
who learn from experience OF the fool
ish ones.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
THIS YEAR ONLY--We
will self each piece OF Sheet
Music for Zoe.
The 1ndp. Furniture Co.

Ray Kennedy. steuographer in
The law office OF NJ. ID Vincent
spent Xmas with his parents in
Grand Junction. returning 10 his
duties here Tuesday evening.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28
wouldn. a Lamp Post Do,

A newspaper correspondent urges
the need of an individual banister,
'em around in our pockets?-Columbia
STATE.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

A Good Roads convention will
be held in Hotchkiss next Saiur-
day evening. Dec. 9th. A large
crowd is expected and all who are
interested in good roads should
attend.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Oliver Stone at the Coop tele
phone company was in town the
first of the week from Delta.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Miss Stanley. one of our school
ma'ams is visiting with her sister
in Hotchkiss this week.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

]. E. Detheridge went to Hotch-
kiss last Sunday morning.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Wanted: To do housekeeping.
Apply Residence 222, Boxelder
avenue.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Noah Roatcap came home last
night from Denver after several
weeks visit.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Read the best magazines,
WIeIborn's.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-12-28

Oman Griffin went to Colorado
Springs last Saturday morning
for a visit.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
BELLEVUE SHUTS TARKIO OUT
Missourisns Outolassed in Game
Ending Eight to Nothing,
e0AL IS NEvER m DANGER
Bellevue PenaIiEed Ia All Over
Hundred Yards tor HoldinE--
Tarlio HAD New Men In
Lineup.

TARE1o, NO. Oct. lk--(speeiai rele-
gram. l-Bellevue played Tarkio TO a
standstill this afternoon. winning 20 O
The Missourians were outclassed IN evers,
department Of the game and never threat
ened BelIevue's goal playing IN their
territory on the defensive throughout
the game.
Bellevue kicked Off and Tarldo returned
TO their twonty-five-yard line Tarkio
failed on line buck and a pass and
punted Then by series OF passes ana
line plunges Bellevue carried the ball
over Tarldos goal but flmbled. The
first quarter ended o TO q
In the second quarter Moore OF Belle
vue scored a pretty drop kick from the
foFty-yard line. Again in the third quar-
ter Bellevue crossed raTkio's goal line
on line plunges but fumhied- In this
last quarter Fowler. Belevue's fuilback.
carried the bail over but Moore missed
goal Score. 3 70 O. Bellevue was pen
aiised IN all over 100 yards mainly for
holding, Fowler and Pouison starred for
Bellevue. Tarkio had five new mon in
the lineup. The nneup:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
HAWKEYES WIN BY LUCK
MOrningside Makes Strong Showing
Against Iowans.
FMAI sooRE ELEVEN 10 ErvE
MethOdtsts Almost an Heavy az old
Gold and Much Faster, Iowans
FOulins Badly Durins
whole Game.

IOWA CITY. Ia, oct l6A(speoial rele-
gram. )--ldorningside college OF Sioux City
proved unexpectedly strong yesterday. and
with the Hawkeyes playing a ragged
GaTlie. held Iowa 20 score OF IL TO s. in
the opening contest of the season. Pure
luck won the game for the HawkeyeA.
MoGinnis recovered a tumble by Knouse
OF Morningside In the second quarter and
got away 70 the visitors courtyard line,
from where Murphy went over on the
third trial for a touchdown. o'Brien
missed goal
Morningside outplayod the Iowa eleven
IN the sirst ana fourth quarters. while
Hawieys men had margin in the second
and third quarters MeGlnnis. who went
in in place OF Bowen early in the first
quarter was also largely responsible for
the other score made
Morningsde was almost as heavy az
Iowa and much faster. The visitors were
much stronger than was expected and
the Hawkeyes disappointed thsir support
ers by their poor showing Captain Muir
ply. McG!nnis and Buckley were about
the only members OF the old Gold eleven
to show form.
The Iowa team, as was the case all last
year. fouled badly and was penalized re-
peatedly. Triekey being the chief Of
fender IN this respect. cuibartson, Eft,
fert. Winterringer and Vernon played a
great game for Morninsside
The lineup;
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
Cincinnati Takes
State Championship


CLEVELAND. O. Oct. R-cineinnatl
won the Inter-leagus series. to decide
Ehe championship OF Ohio here today, by
defeating Cleveland IN the second game
81 tho double-header. to 0 Cleveland
won the frat game. 4 70 q
SIX games we're played 70 decide the
supremacy of the teams. one AZ Cincln-
nat and five At Cleveland. cinninnatl
ron the first three. dropped the next
svo and then captured the sixth.
suess IN The meantime. pitched shutout
ball. for Cincinnati Il was his second
ahuiouf victory Of the series. Score. first
game: R.H.E.
Cleveland ...sse-goeoe e-lss
Batteries: Kaler and o'Nelll, Keefe.
tromna and Clarke ,Umpirss: Evans
Score, second game: RHE
Cleveland ..... o o 90 0 90 % 4 q
CIncIuneu 900. 0 o D al 4 d
Eight lnnings)
Batteries; blanding Mitchell James
1ssketfe ana O'Neiil; SuGgs and Clarke.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
Creighton High Men
Wallop Benson Boys

cneighton High school defeated Benson
High school by the score Of 81 to q in
the opeuing same OF the season here
today. The local boys had everything
their own way from the start OF the
game The Benson pIayers showed their
lack OF experience and at no time were
their opponents IN danger.
A touohback was secured on a tumble
by Benson The Blue and White young
sters showed some real foot ball talent
Kane at right end. Klocke At right half
and Powers. flllbaek. did some fast work
and took turns In running the ball be-
hind the posts.
This was the first venture OF the high
school at Creighton. and they give prom
Use OF developing q first class bunch for
the sridiron.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
Ida Grove Runs Over
the Sac City Eleven

IDA GROVE, Ia, Oct 15-(speclaI Tel
egram- Ida Grove hiSl craoShezed sac
City high by score OF 10k TO 0. scoring
a the first nalf and g the second Ida
Grove scored eighteen touchdowns and
Captain March kicked all but five goals
Long runs BY Marsh, Harrigan and Scott
marked the game and Coach Hunter
merry derno@st.ated that ia Grove has
produced great scoring machine Miller
played a great plunsiag fulbaek game.
The line, from tackle to tackle was in
vincible Ida Grove successfully exc
cuted a number of forward passes and
did not make tumble or tumble sig
nal Sac city was game and played
without 4 substitute. Lineup
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
GoTcH.WEsTEReAARD BOUT
IN OMAHA SATURDAY NIGHT

Frank A. cotch. Worlds Champion
wrestler. win meet Jess westersaard. the
Iowa giant. at the Auditorium Saturday
evening. In a two-best-out-of-three falls
match.
A second event Of the evening win be
= finish match between Yusiff Mahmout.
the Terrible Turk, and George Weber,
the sturdy German The third event VIII
be a match between Bin Hol0uf and
John GARNER Kerseneroch OF Crete.
Manager Gillian announces that prepare
tions viii be made for raised seats SC
that all may see the match. The sale
Of seats begins Wednesday morning Al
the Auditorium
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
MITCHELL HIGH VICTORIOUS
niee school Goss Throush Parkes
Line ~ win.

MITCHELL s. D., Oct B-gspecial
Teieeram.l--In a fast and hard-fought
sanae on the foot ban field this after
moor Mitchell High school defeated Far
ker Hish school b. the score Of 10 70 o
Aiieoell went through me Parker line
IA the second quarter and in The third
quarter zavits sot the bail on q tumble
riakins q fory-yard run across the field
and laid the ban behind the goal One
q ne Parker Players waa hurt during
The game being struck on the neck and
had % b. taken out His injury Is moi
FsIy serious
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

GRIENELL TRIES i11aHLAEDgRs
Des MOlnes Team i.oseu ~ che Score
of TweRty-Th-ee to Nothing.

Des MoInes Team loosen ~ che Score
of T-entg-Th-ec 70 Nothing.
GRINNELL Ia, oct. 16-lspecial Tale-
eran.)-Highland Park and Grinneu met
here today and the score was 9 to In
favor OF Grinnell
The Grinneli boys we're quicker on their
feet and better trained. Crinnell played
straight foot ball Highland Park used
the forward pass largely. Eagan and
Fleck' starred for O=rinnell. Sutherland
made the first Touchdown In the first
quarter. ErodY of, csrinneIl he'd a leg
broken. Peterson was n leader for High
land Park. Grinnell used a number of
substitutes for practice. vsn Meter of
Drake was umpire and Jones OF Iowa
referee. rhirty-minute halves were played
Ifneun.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
Ashland TIES SOUTH OMAHA
swtfs Came Bst~ssn Evsaiy

swift Game hetWoon Evenly
Matched HiEh school Teams.
ASHLAND. Neb.. Oct. is--Cspsciai Tele-
am)-The Ashland High school foot
bail team PLAYED a nothing TO nothing
game with south Omaha here today. The
two teams were fairly well matched. the
greater woight being on the side OF the
local team.
Ward. Lowry and Philip OF South
Omaha PLAYED an excellent game all
through. Ward especially showing up well
BY hie daring tsckles- sanders and CLARK
proved 20 be the backbone of the local
team. The lineup;
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
HARYARp.


SunSutuuons: Harvard, Bolton for
Smith, slime for jerks. Paramenter for
Storer. Stores for Paramenter, Hitchcock
for Gardner, Dana. HOLSTER, Milholland
Potter. rockingham for Wendell, Camp
bell for Reynolds, Morrison for Graustein
for Blackell. Williams, Cakes for 10th
man. Lothrnan for Cakes. Harvard: IS;
Williams, o. Touchdowns: Wendell 90,
Campbell. Goals from touchdowns: Smith
90. HOLSTER. Umpire: Pendleton OF Bow
doin. Head hnesman: Andrews OF Yale
Time: -Four twelve-minute perioda
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

WATERLOO. Neb. oct lk-(spaoial
Telegram. The Waterloo foot ball team
playan the FIRST game Of the season yes-
to-day With the Athletics Of Omaha and
was q fast one, both sides battling VAIL
antly Tor every yard geinedq Time. l2il-
minUte Quartofa Referee Boil nm
pire. 1ohnson q onAha-
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

when Spalding was thrown on Tale's
two-yard line for a loss. Yale carried
the ball to the forty-five yard line; where
Freemans punt was Stocked ana car
ried back BY Derby to the thirtyayard
line
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
VIRGINIA POLYTECHNIC
PROVES EASY FOR YALE

NEW HAVEN, Conn. Oct. B-Ysle
found Virginia Polytechnic institute easy
this afternoon. scoring five touchdoVns
and goals and one goal from field. The
only TINS Virginia was At All dangerous
Was IN the bsEinntas OF the third period.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
Harvard Gets Three
Touchdowns in Game

CAMBRIDGE. Mass. Oct. 5.-Harvard
scored three touchdoWns and three goals
on Williams today, winning by the score
of IS to O. The three Harvard scores were
made on straight marches down the field
Forward passes we're few, The only one
Harvard tried was well done. but gained
nothing Imam.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
JACK SWIFT WINS COLT RACE
Geers' Three Year-0ld Captures the
Feature of Getaway Day.
BRACE GRDLE TAKES 2:os TROT
oIeOtt Axworthy, the Blind TrOtter,
Defeats Good Field in Two
Fifteen olAAs--Rranham
BauEhman Wins.

LEXINGTON. KY. oct. 1S--Jack Swift,
well driven by Pop" Geers. today won
the Kentucky stake for S-year-old trot-
ters, the feature Of the closing day of
the Kentucky Trotting Horse Breeders
association fall meeting. In straight heats.
Brsss Girdle was easily the best in the
2;06 trot. winning all three heats.
The s:1b pace also was straight heat
races Fred Patohen being the victor. OIL
colt Axworthy, the blind son OF AK
worthy-Trinket. took the 2B trot after
losing the first heat 70 George j..
~ Cobb. second in the first heat OF the
400 pace. took the other three easily.
Branham Baughnan took the 2;os pace
in straight heats
The Surprise Cup was awarded to
Q. X. G. Billings, owner Of Uhlan. and
cup presented to the association, by
Mr.. Billings to be given the winner Of
the fastest heat was awarded to Thomas
W, Murphy. driver OF Charlie Mitchell,
in the free-for-all trot, whose time was
s:Otit In the second heat OF that event.
Summaries:
Class Ala pacing; purse, $500, three In
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

Two-base hits: Sheckard, Mcconnell
81. Te ,1,.S CO hts. or Cole I IN
nlngs. Sacrifice hits: Lord. Callahan
stolen baaeg: 2eidar sheckard struck
ent by Cole ? (Bodle. Suilivanl b Nc.
lschulte, saier Archer. Mcintyre
Tinker. Bases on balls or Mcintyre.
Sc o ffWhlte, T. Left on bases. Cubs y
Passed ball: Archer Time; $40 Cm-
pirea. ofLoughlin and o Day,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
IRRIGATION ConNrnas can.

CHICAGO, Oct ia call for the nine
teenth annual National Irrigation con-
gress was sent out today. II win be
held IN this city from December 5 to 9.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

nington for Alexander, VonAfaur for
Curry, VonI.ackum for Banton, McGnnis
for Bowen, Banton FOR NonI-ackufn,
Bowen for McGinnls; Warburton for Yer
non Smith for Smylie. Smylie for smith.
Referee. Reid OF Afichigan. Umpire:
Graham OF Cirinnell Field Judge: Bur
cham OF Drake. Head iinesman: Seymour
quarters, IS minutes.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
Browns Capture
Two Sunday Games

ST. LOUIS oHAnEPxoNsHrP SERIES.
Played. Won Lost Pct.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
cRngNELL.
HIGHLAND PARK.
a Rurninr shnme

A Burning shame
Is not to have Bucklens Arnica salve
to cure burns, sores, piles. cuts. wounds
and ulcers. CSC. For sale by Beaton
Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

Referee, Moore OF kentucky. b. umpire;
Mason Of Nebraska. Field Judge: %.
Dreihier Dixon Head linssman: nrexel.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16
CUBS LOSE THIRD 10 SOT
Record Crowd Sees the America
Leaguers Triumph, Z % 2.
DOC WHITE IS m FINE FORM
R~trieVes Himself for Jettins Me-
tfonal Lsngueru. DTive Hin from
BOX in Less Than Inning
Lay Before.
cEE0Aoo cHA1aRxcNsRrT sraI1s.

CHICAGO oct 1B-The largest crowd
that sver witnessed a base ball game
in Chicago saw the Chicago American
league team win It's third successive
game from the local National league club
in tho city championship series today.
toa
official figures announced by repre-
esntAtives Of the National Base Ball
commission. under the auspices Of which
tho series Is being played. gave the at
tendance ~ s9Soe and the receipts al
$2AB25A Thousands OF pereons were re-
fused admission to the park. Tho sale
OF tickets was stopped at 1;i5 o'clock.
moro than an hour before the game
started
Doc White. who yesterday opposed the
Cubs and was driven from the box IN
less than an inning. pitched splendidiy
today. holding The National isaguers 70
six hits while tho sox hammered Cole
and ArdIntirs for ten. four Of wtdch were
doubleR
The eox started the score III the third
VIXEN White singled. after Sullivan had
fanned. ana went 70 third on Mccon-
nell'a double. Lord singled TO right.
scoring white, Mcconnell COINS to third
and acoring on passed ball
Cuba score In Fourth.
In the sixth the sox scored another run
when Bodie was passed, went TO second
on csllahau's sacrifice and counted on
TannehilIs double. Singles by White.
Mcconnell and Bodie gave the sox an
other score in the seventh.
rhe cube scored their final tally In the
eigAth. when sheckard walked. stole
second and counted on Doyle's hit. which
Mcconnell knocked down and threw
wildly 10 first.
The teams are scheduled 20 play the
fourth and perhaps final game Of the
Eeries at the National League park to-
morrow. Score.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

The Key to the sltuatsn-rho Bees
AdSsrtiAing Columns.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-10-16

York club Meyers, who bats last, i:
the heaviest and most consistent swattel
OF the entire bunch
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-08-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior.

Department of the Interior.
United States Laud Office at Duluth. Minnesota
June %. 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Oscar +. Paulson
whose post-office address is Lacrosse. Wis.,, did
OH the 7th day Of May. 1910, file in this Office
Sworn Statement and Application. NO. OS262, t.
purchase the W1kNWI Sec. Is, and E1sNE14
Section IA. Township GIN. Range II w. 4th P. NJ
and the timber thereon, under the provisions Of
the act of June 8. 1878. and acts amendatory
known as the Timber and Stone Law" at such
value might be fixed by appraisement. ant
that pursuant to such application, the land and
timber thereon have been estimated and valued
by the applicant the timber estimated zoo, OO(
board feet at 81. 90 per M, and the land nothing
that said applicant will offer final proof in sup
the Sth day of Sept 1911, before the Register and
Receiver of the U, S. Land Office at Duluth
MINI.
Any person is at liberty to protest this pur
chase before entry or initiate contest at any
time before patent issues by filing .coroborated
affidavit in this Office alleging facts which would
defeat the entry.
Claiment names as witnesses: Samuel A
Barsh. and Barney Eden of duluth. Mimi. ant
Robert Lowry and Benjamin L. Robinson of La
Crosse Wis.
Charles f. Hartman
1871 Register.
W. H. sdALLwooD. Attorney.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-08-04
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior
U. S. Land Office at Duluth, MINI.
May. q 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Henry Mauss
whose post-office address is Spencer. Iowa.
did, on the 14th day of July. 1910. file in
this office Sworn Statement and Application
No. OS552, to purchase the Lots 81. Sec. q
and Lot 4. Sec. %. Lot l and SEA-NEA Sec.
80, Township 81 N. Range II w. 4th P. M
and the timber thereon. under the provision.
of the act of June 3, 1878. and acts amendats
DRY known as the Timber and Stone Law
at such value as might be fixed by appraise-
ment. and that pursuant to such application
the land and timber thereon have been
estimated and valued by the applicant. the
timber estimated 100000 board feet at SEQ
per M. and the land Lothing: that said
applicant will offer final proof In support
of his application and sworn statement on
the 22d day of August 1911, before the Re-
gister and Receiver of the U. S. Land Office
at Duluth, Minnesota.
ANY person is at liberty to protest this
purchase before entry. or initiate contest
at any time before patent issues, by filing a
corroborated affidavit in this Office. alleg-
ing facts which would defeat the entry.
Claimant names as Witnesses: Samuel A.
Barsh, Charles W. Eden, and Barney Eden,
of Duluth. Mimi. and Edwin r, Mauss OF
Spencer, Iowa.
Charles F. Hartman. Register.
w. H. SMALLWOOD. Attorney.
6-23 8-18
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-08-04
SOME HUMoRS OF JOURNALISM
mance-Miss Daisy Devoe's New
Wedding March.

A country editor unburdens him.
self thus: at beats the imagination
how girl can eat onions and then
60 off and write romantic letters"
A correspondent reports that at
recent function" in his town 'Miss
Daisy Devoe presided at the piano
and beautifully played Mendel 4
Sons wedding march,"
81 wish to enter and take an &C.
tive part in the battle of life. What
would you advise me to do?" "Get
married." wrote the editor of the
'Replies to Queries" column.
A Harvard avenue lady informed
her servant: eff you want eggs tc
keep you must lay them in good
place." "All roight, num-" said
the obedient servant, "Oi'll mintior
it to the hiDs at once"
A Constantine (Mich.) man ad-
vertised cow and a calf for sale
and to the prospective purchaser
who doubted that the calf belonged
to the COW, he said: 81 hope it does
because l bought that calf and gave
it to her myself"