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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A little girl was mangled by a lion
at the Syracuse fair. How in thunder
are the grown ups going to get to
the circus if the youngsters are scared
away by this sad occurrence?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Senator La Toilette having begun
his autobiography in a magazine,
would it be bad taste to ask him if
he came by his pompadour by birth
or accident?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A city with two beautiful new rail
way depots going up simultaneously
ought to feel pretty well satisfied that
the railroads feel confidence in the
towns future. Norfolk ought to feel
pretty contented just now.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Tie clerk of Marion county. Ind &,
gives away cook book with each
marriage license. He believes good
cooking tends to reduce the size of the
opposition vote at elections.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Killing off aviators has ceased to
be news. People that want the de.
tails may find that the local CORE.
spondent of the county paper has
written a line or two about 1t.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Mrs. Taft does the white house mar.
keting herself which is looked on as
heroic deed. According to modern
standards, if she looked after the
cooking in the kitchen, she would be
entitled to place among the martyrs.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Whether Admiral Togo took back
to Japan all the information desired
about Notifications and military
strength, we do not know, but he got
some valuable pointers on the nation
al game of baseball and that is really
more important.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Although September is the proper
time for asters, 1t is hoped that since
a prominent Newport wedding they
will cease to blossom on the front
pages OF the newspapers.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Mr.. Taft admits he is a poor politi-
clan. Considering all the places still
without a government building, he
might as we'll admit his administra,
ton a failure.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Strange how men change with the
advance of time. William Jennings
Bryan started out in his political ca.
reer as an ardent free trader. Now
he does not advocate destroying the
protective system but is content to do
away with its abuses.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Now, the government points out
that soft drinks" are dangerous. If
the Washington authorities will make
out a list of the few eatables and
drinkables that are not dangerous, it
will enable us to sleep better nights.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Aviator Miller went up because the
crowd jeered him and was burned in
the air, but the management cannot
guarantee the public a regular attrac
ton of this kind.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Alimony is now considered a rather
improvident method of settling mari.
tai affairs. The New York smart set
requires cash in advance of the We'd
ding.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Burglars got $4,000 out of a West
minister, b. c., bank, but the fellows
that get those hauls usually need ii
all to see that the kitty is properly
cared for
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The modern county fair crowd
kicks IL the aeroplanist does not go
up in a gale, when you couldn't per-
suade them to drive Dobbin into town
on a dark night.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Mr.. Taft Las travelled 275,O0 miles
since going to the Philippines in 1900,
and he cherishes for his hearthstone
the fire box of a locomotive.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A Des Moines baby recently born
is said to be the most perfect child
in that state. We always said the
commission form of government would
do wonders.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The sugar trust magnates give out
the cheering news that sugar will be
lower as soon as the canning season
is over. They don't say this in so
many words but that is what they
mean when they speak of the new
crop coming in October.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Populism was the product of hard
times. Populism and prosperity can
not exist side by side. 1t is no won
der that the last populist leader in
Minnesota has joined forces with the
republicans. He believes sincerely in
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Prof. Sargent of Harvard says
trousers beat a skirt for all kinds of
purposes. The Springfield Union
says you can't shoe hen with a pair
of trousers, and it is likewise true
that you can't hold the cat properly.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Gov. Harmon says he is not running
for the presidency, but a man who is
in the hands of his friends usually
has other means of locomotion fig
ured out.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The mikado has decorated Presi-
dent Jordan of Stanford university.
We hope Mr.. Jordan was properly
provided with a shower bouquet of
lilies of the valley, and that his lin
gerie gown was stylishly trimmed
with point lace.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

They are having high price food
riots in Austria, the principal effect
of which will be that the rioters viii
pay higher taxes for more police.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

II Wall street would only drink the
water that 1t feeds out to the lambs,
1t would not be so worried about the
steel shares.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

They called it a governors confer
ence, but it looked more like a Moth
er's Congress on the care and feed
ing of infant presidential boomlets.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The healthy season for grandmoth
ers now begins. Few will die before
they are needed for funeral purposes
during the next baseball season.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Know of any other city this size in
the United States that will be so we'll
equipped with slightly depot facilities
as Norfolk, when the two now under
way are completed?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

the progress of the nation and it was
the natural thing for him to do, to
affiliate with the party OF progress.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

If it is true that Nevada permits
roulette in one ofg its prisons, per
haps they think they must teach the
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The Chicago vice report" having
been seized by the postoffice as OBJ
scene literature, it seems to have TAX
EN- all the preliminary steps to become
a best seller"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

What has become of Miss Elkins
and her duke? They seem to have a
way of vanishing out of sight almost
as easily as that European war cloud.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The presidents defense of his We
toes of the tariff bills passed at the
extra session was the most convinc-
ing that could have been made. A
simple recital of the provisions of
the bills would convince any candid
man that the president could not con-
scientiously sign them. And the
president is conscientiously trying to
further the best interests of the coun-
try, of that there is no question.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A swarm of bees has been seen on
Fifth Avenue, New York. They were
probably presidential bees just from
the governors conference in Jersey.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

They aren't going to bounce Doc
Wiley after all, spite of his obtuse
failure to see how superior benzoate
is to mothers mince.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Women's hats are to be smaller
this year, but the millners will have
some convincing reasons to show that
this makes them more expensive.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Delivery of mails by aeroplane is
being tried out by Hitchcock, but he
will never get an efficient postal ser.
vice until he trains the men not to
carry the letters around in their
pocket.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A study OF the situation wanted"
ads is an important step in your
search for servant. For the servant
who ought to be working for you may
be applying for the place, any day,
through an ad.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Norfolk needs more paving and
now's the time to get into action, If
It's to be done next spring.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The critics of DR.. Wiley have had
to eat humble pie guaranteed pure
under the food and drug act
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

To appreciate the null usefulness OF
CLASSIFIED advertising to you, In push.
ing your business" or in managing
your affairs, is to possess real bust
ness insight"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The thought of getting something
for nothing appeals with great force
to the unsophisticated mind. An ex-
change gives some advice TO the un.
wary which is worth following. It
says: IF a promoter tries to sell you
stock that will double in a year and
promise to pay 10 percent dividend
annually be assured that somebody is
trying 10 make an easy living on your
hard earned cash. Don't be a fool
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Johnny Canuck will never succeed
in the grocery business by kicking his
best customer down the back stairs.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Lead that stock promoter to the front
door and gently kick him over into
the next county"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

If the women could vote they would
"can" the sugar trust.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

It's a good time to finish up those
paving petitions and get preliminary
details worked out, ready to get into
the game early in the spring.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Public sentiment may and should
make laws, but public sentiment
should not be allowed to interfere
with or suspend the enforcement of
those laws as long as they remain as
such. This would make every law
subject to the within of the moment,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

We see by the paper that MIR. Ward
has fallen out of the coastto.coast
race. lie never was in II very strong.
wheatsll be breaking out.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The cartoon on the front page yes
terday may have meant to represent
the Norfolk girl who wears a trouser-
skirt, and it may not. We refuse to
answer
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Know of any other city this size in
the U. S. A, with such an extensive
taxicab and hack service as Norfolk
has?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Aviators are not popular with the
life insurance solicitors.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

VIII the electrician please turn on
the Indian summer switch?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29
AROUND TOWN.

With the democratic convention
over, Henry Woodruff has the center
of the stage in Norfolk until Thursday
night
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Are you as careful as you should
be about bothering other people? A
great many men willing to work are
greatly annoyed by idlers.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29
RODGERS either.

Now If we only had known about
that jump in wheat, we'd have bought
a million bushels or so the night be,
fore.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

have some share in the proprietorship
and to punish all violations of corpor.
ate trust.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Nowadays ad-reading women rarely
buy thing simply because it's bar.
gain-even II it's not needed. Nor do
they often pay more than they ought
to pay for things that are needed-for
they know how" and where" and
when" to buy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29
ence

\ tip to aviators; Re careful not
to grasp the crank with the entire
hand when you start your machine.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Know Of any other town on the
map, this size, with stores than can
come up to those in Norfolk, Neb.?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

| have noticed that when a man
does a poor job of work for me, he
can make perfect explanation; moth
ing | may say can convince him that
he is in any way to blame.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

But were going to hang onto our
Steel stocks.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29
LED" HOWE'S PHILOSOPHY.
Copyright 1911 Geo Matthew Adams

A woman enjoys kissing so much,
and objects so much to men kissing
her. that | often regret that the pow
erty of human nature is such that a
woman can't kiss herself.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Know of any other town, this size,
under the stars and stripes, that is the
gateway to so vast and so rich an
agricultural territory as Norfolk, the
hub of the most productive 100 miles
square in the world?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The sweet gets out of so man,
things as you get older.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Every time story is circulated that
a man has whipped his wife, the WON
en- say, "Oh, I'd like to see a man
strike me just once!"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

| never knew a man who didn't
often do good deeds. You probably
do enough good, but are not careful
enough of your bad habits.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

| never knew any one who worked
more than he should, but I know thou
sands who do not work enough.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A woman who claims that strange
men try to flirt with her, will sue a
man for breach of promise, if given
half a chance.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Know of any town this size with
better schools than ours?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Some men hate to be husbands as
naturally as some boys hate to go to
school.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

We hope VIM Trousdale doesn't
have an acroplane smashup when he
comes to town next Tuesday in THE
Aviator"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

y nation is civilized when it has
a police force and a public sentiment
strong enough to make its own out
laws behave.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Occasionally | meet people who say
sermons are not long enough, but
have yet to hear any one speak well
of the afternoon parties given by
women.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

When it is said of man that he is
in advance of the world, it is usually
the case that he is wasting time advo-
eating doctrines that won't work. If
you are abreast of the worlds pro-
gress, you are doing we'll.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

1t beats all how some people can
make a pumpkin pie out of squash,
so well that you can't tell the differ.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Your bad habits are exaggerated;
another reason for having as few as
possible. If you are seen coming out
OF saloon once a day, people will
say they saw you coming out a dozen
times.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

After a man has been employed il
the postoffice three or four years, hi
thinks he is the government.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Ever know a man so mean you was
not willing he should admire you?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

One good thing about winter,
though, 1t does provide hot water
for the bathtub, without having to
start a special fire in the range.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

| sometimes fear, after | have been
in a big crowd. that there are a good
many ugly people.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Every shiftless man is a liar; he
acquired the habit in giving excuses
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The days are getting so short that
you have to get up in the morning
and eat supper at night, by lamplight.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Know any town anywhere, this size
with the railroad facilities that are
Norfolk's?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The older you grow the worse you
dread to see winter coming on.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

THE HusE PUBLISHING COMPANY
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

better schools than ours?
Know any town anywhere, this size,
with the railroad facilities that are
Norfolks?
Know of any other town this size
with such tremendous water power
possibilities as are offered by the two
rivers that meet here?
Know of any town where houses
are in such demand as here?
Know of any town anywhere with
such splendid prospects for big
growth as Norfolk has?
Know any town where real estate
investments offer any better outlook
for increase than right here?
Say, it's good time to stick around
in Norfolk, Nebraska.
Dan Stephens is getting so portly
that he looks like plutocrat.
We haven't taken chew since we
read that dispatch from Fairbury.
The older you grow the worse you
dread to see winter coming on.
One good thing about winter,
though, 1t does provide hot water
for the bathtub, without having to
start special fire in the range.
1t beats all how some people can
make a pumpkin pie out of squash,
so well that you can't tell the differ
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

every Friday. by mail per year, $3.50
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

A year ago the Chicago Tribune
printed II full page story, with pic.
lures in colors, telling how Henry
Woodruff is the only bachelor left
among the stars of the American
stage. 1t also told how he kept look.
ing over every audience for pros.
pective bride. Now if that doesn't
fill the house for him next Thursday
night, what could?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

Got 'em al bought? DO it early.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

We're glad the equinoXial doesn't
come more than twice year.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

| should dislike to be an old maid
at any time, but particularly during
leap year. The marrying jokes dur
ing leap year must be terribly an
noying to an old maid.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

The smaller the town, the more its
leading citizen struts.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

not Wiling ne Should admire you?
In one of the theatrical Autographs
now in the windows, a contrite man is
shown on his knees, taking an oath.
BY the memory of my sainted moth
er, he says, II will never drink
again. a saloon-keeper looking on,
is so mad that green smoke energies
from his nostrils.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-08

laws, which allow five-day stay at
the Immigration hotel, at the nations
expense. Each immigrant, however,
is asked as to future Tians, ana fur
nlshed with every kind Of Authorization
that can aid him.
II is in the case of the newcomer
with no settled idea as to where he
desires to locate that the Argentine
immigration service eXerts its innu-
cnce most dccisivcly. The respective
officials, having ascertained the quail
ifCations of the immigrant, are natur-
ally best able to determine where he
will find opportunity to prove his met
tie. But the care of the state does
not end after the newcomer has been
started on his journey. At the point
of arrival other officials meet MIN,
For another ten days he can take adj
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-08
MONSARRAT
TAKES OFFICE

United States Commissioner George
A. Davis. representing the Hawaiian
Bar Association, took occasion to Of
fer a few fclicitous remarks with the
taking over Of the district magistrate
bench 10y Judge j. NJ. Monsarrat who
has been duly installed to preside over
the dcstinics of the lower court
through the resignation OF Judge viii
liam r. LNm"r.
Commissioner Davis, among other
sentiments extended the Congratula-
tlons Of the bar association upon the
appointment Of Judge Monsarrat. lie
believed that the knowledge Of the Ian
gragc, rs well AZ traits of character of
the Hawaiian, possessed by the prosid-
ing Judge, would be found of material
benefit, not only to himself, but to all
who have occasion to come before his
court. Judge Monsarrats intimate
knowledge of Hawaiian affairs should
enable him to preside with impartial
ity. according to the expression COM