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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The family with young children that is without sickness in the house now and then is rare, and so it is important that the head of the house should know W hat to do in the little emergencies that arise. A child with a serious ailment needs a doctor, it is true, but in the majority of instances, as any doctor knows, the child suffers from some intestinal trouble, usually constipation.
 There is no sense in giving it a pill or a remedy containing. an opiate, nor is flushing of the bowels to be always rec commended. Rather give it small dose of a mild, gentle laxative tonic like Dr. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin, which. by clean ing out the bowels and strengthening the
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
 YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

little stomach muscles, will immediately correct the trouble.
 This is not alone our opinion but that of Mrs. N. H. Mead of Freeport Kans., whose granddaughter has been taking it successfully and of Mrs. J. R. Whiting of Lena, Wis, who gives it to her children and takes it herself. It is sold in fifty cent and one dollar bottles at every drug store, but if you want to test it in your family before you buy it send your address to Dr. Caldwell and he will for ward a supply free of charge.
 For the free sample address Dr. W. B. Caldwell. POI Caldwell building, Monti- cello, III.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

again. I don't know how to express my thanks for the good it has done me and I hope all suffering women will give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial. It was worth its weight in gold. Mrs. J. F. ENDLICu, R. F. D. No. ', Erie, Pa.
 Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harm full drugs, and to-day holds the record for the largest number of actual cures of female diseases we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file in the Pinkham laboratory atLynn, Mass, from women who have been cured from almost every form of female complaints, such as infamma- tion, alteration, displacements, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion and nervous prostration. Every suffering woman owes it to herself to give Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound a trial.
 If you want special advice write Mrs.P Pinkhan, Lynn, Mass, for it.. It is free and always helpful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Who She Was.

Well" laughed Squiggles, some men never know when they are snubbed! That lady you just spoke to was about as distant as they make 'em in her greeting"
 Well, why shouldn't she be-" re- torted Jabbers She's a distant rela- tive of mine"
 By marriage?"
 By marriage?"
 "No-by divorce. She got rid of me at Sioux Falls back in 1898. liar at Sioux Falls back in 1898. liar per's Weekly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Ruhbiru It In.

What is the matter with old Rig. gets?" asked the head bookkeeper. Ever since the first of the year he has been so cross no one could speak to him."
 q understand" said the cashier, that when the dealers sent in the bills for his Christmas goods they also sent announcements of the com. ing advance displays of spring bon. nets and dresses"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Shouldn't He7

A very good natured broker, who is very much larger than his wife, and who likes his little joke at someone else's expense, was sitting in the the ater. A man behind him, not know Ing who he was, leaned forward and whispered, Twill you please ask your wife to remove her hat?"
 You'd better do it yourself I'm afraid"
 Whereupon the man behind became angry, arose, protested and left the theater.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
ThatTired Feeling

that is caused by impure, impoverished blood or low, rundown condition of the system, is burdensome and discouraging. Do not put up with it, but take Hoods Sarsaparilla, which removes it as nothing else does
 q had that tired feeling, had no ap- petite and no ambition to do anything. A friend advised me to take Hoods Sarsa- parilla. I did so, and soon that tired feeling was gone, I had a good appetite and felt we'll I believe Hoods saved me from a long illness" Mrs. B. Johnson, Westfeld N. J.
 Get Hoods Sarsaparilla today. Tn liquid form or in tablets called SarSatabS.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
What Caused It.

"Yes, doctor" said the perturbed mother, "she has just worried so much oyer the approach of graduation day that she became positively ill."
 Tut, tut" said the doctor. "She shouldn't worry so much about sim pie little thing like commencement essay"
 "Essay!" exclaimed the patient. "It Isn't the essay. It's the dressi"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
s gallant men would fight again
CHORUS:
His Rendition.

Shay, Bill" said the man who was clinging to the lamp post. "washin't Longfer a great poet?"
 "Betcherlife, oP man." answered the man who was clinging to the man who was clinging to the lamp post.
 Should shay sho," went on the first speaker Look at shky. Every in y life shee shuch booful illushtra- shun of his linesh bout Tn mon rows over tn city?'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
In Chunks,

"She is prone to indulge in yelled sarcasm" said the callow youth, speaking of the quick-witted young lady.
 Yelled sarcasm?" echoes the other. Why, the last time I tried to ex- change repartee with her she indulged In baled sarcasm with me-"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
snlportant to Mothers
SIIre Thinnl

Hubby (with newspaper)-Well, well, Another bank gone to smash and none of the directors knew any thing about what was going on.
 Mrs. Votington-Of course not! It wouldn't be so if the directors were all women.-Boston Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
At All Hours.

Professor, what do you consider the most wonderful thing in the world?"
 The brain of centfpede; it is in- finitesimally small, yet it has perfect control over the creatures entire sys- tenn of legs and feet''
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Estinoatino Him

MT. Thikked is so entertaining, said the beauteous damsel. He told me last evening that he believed in living the simple life"
 Huh" stated MT. Rivalle "Thik- ked hasn't got sense enough to be anything else but simple"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The simplifed spoilers are still working to reform the nations spell ing As an example of cheerful per sistence in the face of insuperable ob- stacles, they are, at least. doing the nation some good.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Behind the Scenes

"Who is that skinny man with the pleasant smile?" asked the visitor of the stage manager.
 That? o, that's Murgatroyd Dew hoop, the heavy villain
 And the big fat fellow with the bit ter scowl on his face"
 lover there by the bunch of lightf That's Billy Skivvers. the light come dian"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Wanted an Officer.

The sheriff was snooZing away in his seat in the coach, when he heard some one call out: 'Ts there an officer in the coach from New Castle?"
 "Yes," replied the sheriff very en- phatically.
 Loan me your corkscrew, please, sir" calmly continued the drummer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
One Way or the Other.

"If you would make success of office-holding, says the first politi- clan, you must keep your finger on the public pulse"
 "Yes," agreed the second, "or else keep it in the public purse.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

almost nelpleSS. l went to three doc tors and they did
 me no good, so my sister advised me to try Lydia E. Pink hams Vege ta ble Go mpo un d, a nd when l had taken only two bottles I could see 8 big change, so I took
 six bottles and I am
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Expjaipad

Indignant Diner-Look here, waiter; 1 just found button in this dish of roast turkey.
 Calm Waiter-Yes, sir; it is part of the dressing.-Harper's Bazar
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

If no God, whence duty? There re- mains no other source than blind, bru- tai, tyrannous force. Duty never is- sues from that.-Mazzini
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

When Wu Tin Fang comes back for the third time he will no doubt have a new set of questions in his throat ready to spring on an unoffending peo. ole
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Clocked hosiery is said to be the latest thing in women's apparel, but why clocked with the harem skirt to hide it?
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

ASK FOR ALIENS FOOT-EASE
 the Antiseptic powder shake into your hoes. Re- lieves Corns, Bunions, Ingrowing Nails, Swollen and Sweating feet, Blisters and Callous spots. Sold everywhere, 25c. Don accept dryslsbstttufe Sam pie FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy, NY.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The softest powder puff in the world isn't as agreeable to the touch of an old maids cheek as two days growth of beard.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

New York is suffering from lob ster famine of the crustacear variety. Human Holsters are still as plentiful as usual.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
The May of 1t.

Knicker-How does marriage affect accomplishments?
 Bocker-A girl drops her music and a man takes up his smoking.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

4 Wisconsin farmer uses phono- graph to call his COWS from the fields
 Thus science and agriculture are go- ing along hand in hand.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Do your feet feel tired. achy and sore at night? Rub them with a little Ham, lins Wizard Oil They'll be glad in the morning and so will you
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Hardly anything can make such fool of man as side whiskers for him to be proud of.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Garfield Tea cures constipation, keeps the blood pure and tones up the system.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The head waiter who has advised the public not to tip under certain conditions should watch his soup keen- ly for paris green.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

A woman in Passaic, N. J., who ap- parently has lasted for 25 days, says that angels feed her. Which tends to confirm the suspicion that she is act ing.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

A Connecticut pastor has adopted the practice of serving refreshments to induce his flock to attend church. Feeding his flock, as it were.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Those with whom we can apparent ly become we'll acquainted in a few moments are generally the most diff flcult to rightly know and understand.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

man can get along without doing much if he has sense enough to know what not to do.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

If constipation is present. the liver sluggish, take Garfield Tea; it Is mild in action and never loses it's potency.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The right kind of a decision today will put powder in your gun for to- morrow.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
A Redeemino Feature.

Maud is a harem-scarum sort, isn't she?"
 "Yes, but her skirt isn't"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Now that a woman has become the owner of a big league baseball fran chise, will she institute weekly gen tlemens day?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red,
 Watery Eyes and Granulated Lids. No smarting-Just Eye Comfort. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes New Size 25c. Murine Liquid 25c-50c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
 teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma- tion. allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Many fellow who falls into a for tune goes right through it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Young society women of Washing ton are ambitious to be aviators. In other words, those up-to-date in the styles will be literal high-fyers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
MICAH'S PICTURE
 OF PEACE aa Sunday School Lesson for May 2S, 1911 Specially Arranged for This Paper
LESSON TEXT-Micah 4:1-s.
MEMORY VERSE;. 3.

MEMORY VERSE;, 8.
 GOLDEN TEXT-"Nation Shall Not Lift up Sword Against Nation, Neither Shall They Learn War Anymore. Mic 4:3
 os Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah who reigned (Beecher) from B. C. 754 to B. c. 695.
 PLACE-Fe probably lived in his na- tive town, Moresheth-gath, southwest of Jeusalem
 PROPHETS Isaiah and Hosea.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The government is talking of coin- ing a two-and-a-half-cent piece. You can just smell the cigar that would go with it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Keep cheerful. Hunting trouble ruins more nerves than trouble when 1t ar. rives.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The chief secret of comfort lies in not allowing trifies to vex us.--Sharp.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
SHE
 SUFFERED FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetab!e Compound.

Erie. Pa. -"I suffered for five years from female troubles and at last was
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

(Noting the appeal for a new national anthem or song which shall more per fectly express our patriotic sentiments and be in more complete accord with pub lie taste in music and lyric, we ap- preached MT. lynne Paner, author Of 'Nothlng But Love for Mine," GO Jump in the Lake," T Thought You Was a Honey Bee, But I Got Sung and many other popular songs which will be found on the piano wherever you go. Mir lynne Paner. when the emergency was eX- plained to him. said that nothing could be easier. In fifteen minutes he had com pleted the words and music. We cannot reproduce the music but 1t may be ap- proXimated by syncopating "Auld Lang Syne" and adding here and there a bar of Yankee Doodle" Dixie" Marching Through Georgia and Pop Goes the Weasel" At our suggestion that the lan- guage of the lyric is rather lacking In dignity, MT. Paner replied: ''Who wants dignity? Put dignity in a lyric an you won't sell forty copies. You got to get next to the people, kid" MT. Paner has entitled the song, "Oh, You Lib"' Lib, it may be explained is a colloquial con' traction of "Liberty.) There's gal that is our pal
 Wherever we may roam. In any land you understand,
 We never are alone. Our fathers fought and died for her And noble Washington Slept in the snow at Valley Forge Beside his sword and gun.
 CHORUS: Oh, you Lib! You are sure the candy
 kid.
 First for us and first for peace and first
 in war.
 Yankee Doodle comes to town with Rah!
 Rah, Rah! Oh. you Lib. you are the candy kid we
 all die for. Us gallant men would fight again Upon the land or seas, We'd hold the fort with gun and sword And be armed to our teeth. From lakes to gulf. from Portland Maine, To Portland, Oregon, Our hearts are true, dear Lib. to you You bet that ain't no con.
 CHORUS: Oh, you Lib! You are sure the candy
 kid.
 First for us and first for peace and first
 in war.
 Way down south in Dixie land with Rah!
 Rah Rah! Oh, you Lib, you are the kid we'd all die
 for.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
 Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them white as snow. All grocers, 5c a package.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

The herb laxative, Garfield Tea, prompt sick-headache and insures better health.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UY THE SYSTEM Take Take the old Standard GROVES TAsrEL LksS The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in taste and the iron builds up the system. Sold by all dealers for 90 years. Price 50 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Don't let your money burn a hole in some other fellows pocket.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Many a girl has too many strings to her beau
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

Many man succeeds because he's a good guesser.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

TL>N-~1Iee>G1.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26
Dr. Pierce's Fayorite Prescription
AM

Color more goods brighter and faster colors than an
 dye any garment without ripping apart. Write
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-26

PRoPHETs-Isaiah and Hosea.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-12-06
Il SUnnv FdC6

The ability of always seeing
the bright side or shining up the
dark one is a blessing to the per
son who possesses the power, as
we'll as those with whom he has
to do. 1t changes our daily
struggle in the performance
of our duty into playing the joy
ful game of life. Instead of the
home being a place of grumbling
and growing it becomes a place
of laughter and song. The
wrinkles will not come so soon to
your fair countenance, To live
daily with sunbeams flowing
from the heart is a trick that
may be learned by anyone with
a little patience, determination
and daily practice. Elk.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-12-06
Gard OF Thanks

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Kutchin
wish to thank their many friend
and neighbors for their assist
ance, sympathy and many kind
nesses during the week of thei
bereavement and burial of their
son, Leslie, and especially do
they appreciate the thoughtful
rememhrances sent them from
the Thanksgiving services at
Silverton.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-12-06
Has Just Found
Out WHAT Dry
Weather Is
Usage Oklahoma,
December l, 1911.
Estancia News,
Estancia, N. M.

ESCdnCla, IN, W.
Dear Sir: Enclosed you will find
P. O. Money Order for 81 so for
which send me your valuable
paper for one year. [ do not re-
member whether your paper
was one dollar or dollar and a
half a year, but that is immateri-
al, as I want your paper if it
costs IS, per year. [ lived in
the Estancia Valley FOR a period
'of two years but [ let the two
years Of dry weather discourage
me and [ came back to Oklahoma
and this year I got to see what
some real dry weather and bad
season was like. In all the time
[ was there I never saw the time
but what we did not raise beans
and forage You folks out there
may be having it hard now, but
the time is coming and hat not
far distant when there will be
better times and when | say
that | wish [ were back there |
believe | am voicing the senti-
merits of fully 80 per cent, of the
people that have left there. They
left their homes out there and
come back here 10 toll and give
up third, a fourth or a half of
their labor to the other man for
the privilege of being allowed to
live and pay doctor bills. When
they were ia New Mexico what |
they raised was theirs to do |
with as they pleased, no man to |
say what they should plant, nor
when they should plant it, nor
low much they would get when
t was grown.
Well, I will close, with best
'egards, | am
Roy E. Cline.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-12-06
Certificate nOJ N60d6d

B. B. Spencer was down from
Eastview yesterday to get the
traction engine for which he
traded mules to A. J Green.
Spencer will use the engine at
his sawmill. Green will probably
become an MD now. .---Estancia
News.
All, Colonel, it is a square deal
to infer from the above that you
traded a diploma in medicine to
Mr.. Green for a traction engine,
throwing in the mules, or vice
versa which was it? Would you
sell bunch of diplomas at a dis
coWAt? The defeated candidates
may see an opportunity here to
get even with the fellows who
lied to them about how they were
going to vote. -Mountainair Mes
senger.
Ha, ha, Judge, you're not from
Missouri. MD. sometimes means
Mule Driver. -
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-12-06
Would E,Xt6nd
n. NJ. Central
TO ROSW6|I

The New Mexico Central Rail-
road, running from Santa Fe to
Torrance is in the very nature of
things a pre- eminent commercial
success. A continuation or eX-
tention of that road to Roswell
says the Roswell Morning News,
would greatly augment the earn
ing capacity of that road. There
are thousands of tons of products
in the Pecos Valley that would
find a ready market to the North
west if a direct line ofroad could
be established. The Central
connects with the D & r. G at
Santa Fe on it's north end and
with the e. P. & S. w. at Tor
rance on its south end. 1t eros
es the Belen cutoff line of the
A. I. & S. F. at Willard and the
main line Of that road at Kennedy
some twenty five miles this side
Of Santa Fe. With that road
completed through to Roswell,
Santa Fe would be but little fur
lher away than Amarillo. 1t
now takes longer to reach than
Kansas City. With this road
completed on to Roswell the dis
tance to Albuquerque would be
cut in half. Ell Paso would be
brought nearer by a hundred
miles, and the people of the
Pecos Valley would have the
choice of two routes to the north
east, Roswell could be made a
common point,' for transport
alton purposes and a wider field
Oe OpeneQ Tor the sale OF nef
surplus products.
Torrance is but little more
than a hundred miles away. The
line can be constructed cheaply
and at no point would the grade
exceed one per cent. While Ros
we'll is casting about for another
outlet this should not be overlook
I'd, While we are looking for an
outlet we should not forget that
We need an inlet and that there
S in close proximity to this
'oad the greatest body of good
coal in the southwest. Cheap
coal is the one thing needful to
make Roswell the logical point
on great manufacturing city,
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-12-06
News Readers get the News
first.
Not Coal Land
MOTTO FOR PUBLICTION
Department of the Interior
II CTand Ofica at Santa Fa ~ NJ

L Land Office at Santa Fe, Nm,
November 2S, I91I
Notice is hereby given that Frank A. Cnam-
blee of Estancia. NJ. who, on Dec. p. 1906.
made omestead Entry No. 1Ol2l-OSO63 for q
NV Ia NV II NV IL swift NE a. Section H..
Township n, Range Z, Nm, P Meridia4, has
filed notice of intention to make Final Five
YearProof. to establish claim to the land above
described before William A BrUmback, S
Court Commissioner at Estaucia, n. NJ on the
: day of Jan. 1912
Claimant names as witnesses:
II Chism. Hubbard, D P Gist, B
Walker, all of Estancia y VI.
Manuel r OtOro,
2--l-l-J Register.