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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
ONE WAY TO
make RESOLVES

[" HE man who receives not to en-
courage folly In others is an
overiEdalseat husband or = too
easy going father His vows
and resolutions are alarming when
they are made. but are of short dura-
ion usually and should not be taken
seriously by his family.
The woman who resolves to keep
track OF the Household expenses and
the girl who swears to keep Il Journal
are hopeless. II they carry cut their
threats. and to the very bitter end.
they become unbearably compliment
If they fail it pains one to think how
weak Of will they are. You see. there
is absolutely 10 way to please ones
friends in this New Years business.
The Gully way to make New Years
resolution With any hope OF keeping 1t
and your natural and aniahle bearing
toward the wcrid is to adapt j. NJ.
Barrie's recipe for enjoying q day in
bed. The fun Of staying all day in
bed. says that canny Scot. Is to begin
by saying. II will get up in fifteen
minutes" When the fifteen minutes
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
Are You Deaf?
Catarrh is Probably the
Cause. Get Rid of
the Cause.

II YOU have catarA and have con-
slant ringing noises b your ears look
into the matter at once.
It's pretty sure sip, that catarrh
Is spreading and is making its way
through the Eustachisa tubes that
lead from the nose to tie ears.
When the catarrh gets TO the ears
partial deafness follows. IL YOU have
ringing noises in your can 60 to Leo
II. Fihe today and get HvOMEN out.
tit and drive out catarrh.
To cure catarrh HYOMEIshould be
breathed through a pocket ishaier for
few minutes. four or five times a
day. Just pour a few drops into the
hard rubber inhaler and bresshe IL
II kills the germs: soothes he irri.
tation: heals the inflammation. stops
hawking. splitting and snuffing.
HYOMEI keeps the throat free from
mucus and prevents crusts in noe
The complete HYOMEI outfit which
includes the little indestructib.e lard
rubber inhaler. bottle OF HYOlEI
and simple instructions for use. CO. .
3i.Oo. Separate bottles of HYOM.I
costs so cents at Leo II. Fines aid
druggists everywhere. on money bac<
plan.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02

census OF the block also revealed a soil
tary negro. grimy Of counteuance and
expansive as to mouth. sitting with an
air Of breezy insouciance on a brick
cart. Then came Jones experience.
1t was all over in an instant. and II
would take microscope and Dick
ems properly to depict 1t. Suddenly
Jones stopped short with an expression
Of anticipatory anguish on his face
AS his overcoat tapped in the breeze
both his arms shot upward and his
hands were clapped convulsively on his
head. His hat was soaring through
the air. That derby Of the latest block
was bounding over bumps in the at
mospbere ut the rate of a million a
minute. and Jones hair. Overlong. was
futtering. He paused for a moment.
hopeful. expectant. but no help came.
and he started after it.
Yah, yah, YAH yelled the negro on
the cart. throwing his feet up in an
ecstasy Of mirth as he saw Jones dash
ing down the street In pursuit of the
hat.
"Ho. no. ho"' laughed the seventeen
old gentlemen. clapping their hands
and dancing around.
''Shriek. shrek. shriek!' came from
the thirty three pretty young ladies.
keep a-goin'" Eat i'm up. coat
tails" whats your hurry ?" "Oh. look
at the man. sister" Papa. he's chas-
in his hat" Catch it, merry ha-has.
catcalls. boots and pertinent COM
ments from the ninety-four small chill
dren.
ID" said Jones as he overlook the
hat and stamped on it with the force
and vigor Of an enraged human being.
ID hats. D. old gentlemen! D.
pretty girls! D. New Years resolu-
tons. D. man thatll make an ass
Of himself running after his hat! II
Id waited some bloomin' idiot would
have chased 1t for me- Good resolu-
lions with n mashed hat and Il wind
like this! Ill look up my fat friend"
"All right. boss: wait n minute" said
the negro cabman late that night
"Jes' glib me de key. Ah'll git yo' in
de house all right. an We won't 'sturb
nobody. Reckon yo'd better let me
put yo' t bed"
"Wha's z'mazzer-wh-wherz Thorn
asT' demanded voice as the owner
Of 1t got unsteadily out of the cab on
the arm of the driver and caromed
with a six inch balk line he seemed to
De steering clear of to the front door.
The voice was Jones': the man was
Jones. But. oh, how different. His
overcoat was buttoned on a bias: his
hat was crushed in: his toes turned
backward when he tried to go ahead;
his face. whose image had reproached
him twelve hours before. was flushed.
but 1t was Jones, and he had met his
fat friend
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
BUSINESS LETTERS.

Write to a Man Just rs You Would
Talk to Him at Your Desk.
Business letter writing is no longer
merely correspondence" but 'l.tera.
ture," and the correspondent who for
merly wasted his precious breath on
such inanities as Yours received and
contents duly noted" il now relegated
to the ''old school, class, and unless
he is willing to adopt the new rules OF
letter writing be is likely to change
not only his position. but find 1t neces-
sary to change his vocation as we'll.
The up to date business man does
not waste time INDUCING in the pre-
liminaries OF Il beg to acknowledge
receipt" or In reply would say" but
goes straight to the subject at issue
firmly, without frills. even elminat-
ing the time worn advice. Awaiting
your early reply" and closing without
the absurdity of Begging to remain"
Write to man exactly as you
would talk to him II he were sitting at
your DESK" is the maxim Of one Of
the best authorities on letter writing
IN Chicago. BY eliminating useless
phrases having no bearing OH the sub
ject the business man not only saves
his own time in debating. but that Of
his stenographer in transcribing the
notes. BY the old method of letter
writing the opening and closing Of
letters contained almost FIVE lines OF
useless form" matter which would
average on 100 letters just 800 lines Of
superfuous efrort.-Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
REFORMATION
OF Mr.. JONES,

HONES' recollections Of the previ
Gus night were indefinite indeed
d. Faint CLEANS OF intelligence. fu
gitive rs summer zephyr.
came to him as he sat up In bed. but
his efforts TO retain and formulate
them into entities Of thought were fu.
tile. He remembered having heard
whistles, cannons. frecrackers and tin
horns blended in dlscordant inhar
mony. while large gentleman with n
flush on his face like the aurora borea-
lis in the Klondike leaned affection
ately over Il table and. grasping his
hand. exclaimed with husky ELUSIVE
ness. Hay Moo Yearsh. OIL chap"
There were other gentlemen around
the. table. and all had flushes on their
faces, but Jones had never seen them
before. The portly gentleman with
the beaming countenance, though.
must have been pretty jolly fellow
lie would look him up.
look him upw Jones thought a
moment while both hands pressed
tightly against either side of his ach-
ing head Look him up? Well.
guess not. This Is New Years. This
Is the day I've been looking for. Will
look him up? Sit still; stay where
you are. my beating. throbbing head.
! shall treat you as tenderly In the fu-
ture rs n father does his only twin.
No longer: never again shall my stOm-
ach rule your brain. B!de with ME
yet but once. and no more aches shall
ride roughshod from frontal bone to
base. Look him up? This is the day
Of good resolutions. the dawn OF ref
ormations, the moment Of reason
with a mind that sorrows. Look him
up? oh. Thomas"
Thomas responded. Jones was pro-
vided with a bath. shaving water.
towels, rearranged clothing and break
fast. A modicum Of the latter suf-
feed to stay his appetite. not at all
ravenous, and make his head ft the
hat he had worn the night before.
Then he stood before his dressing
case. gazing at his reflection in the
mirror.
1t was enough. His own image. his
face. his eyes, rcproached him for the
exeesses Of year. His reformation
should be complete. He would moi
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
At Local ThedterS
At the Murray.

The great Wilhelmi, a master i'm
personator, assisted by his Imperial
Yacht band heads the program at the
Murray this week. NJ. Wilhelmi gives
realistic representations of famous
composers and musical directors of
the past and present in directing his
Imperial Yacht band. Henry Booker
plays The Man Behind the Suitcase"
to perfection. He sings songs of his
own composing and makes clever
character changes without the aid of
anything except the contents of a me-
chanical suit case. The Sloane Duo,
pair of singing and comedy artists.
sends the audience off in spasms of
laughter The Lombards, team of
gladiators and equilibrists, do few
unusual stunts in the mfr that are real
ly wonderful. The bill will open and
close with motion pictures.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
D.~sns a. omens.

From the earliest times recorded IN
history men have believed in the
n;,onhet:c character of dreams. So far
as we know. the first to deliberately
and Systematically attempt the inter-
probation of dreams was Annhyctyon
OF Athens. who lived about the yeai
400 3. c, The Bible mentions dreams
in many places, and We are entitled
TO conclude from the Biblical refer
enees that there We're professional in
ternreters of dreams who were not in
frequently rcsorted TO by the oreanl-
e,'s.-- Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02

are up you continue to nap or lounge
But you must not say: ''TH stay here
all day How delicious" You must
say. Another half hour and then Ill
have to get up" But at the end OF
the half hour you still rest among the
pillows. And SO on, tasting your ease
all day long.
And that's the way to make New
Years resolutions. Say, II won't buy
bargains or smoke or drink or read
French novels or go to problem plays
this MONTH Then ut the end OF the
month renew the threats. and the first
thing you know it will be Dec. 81 and
you will have passed an exemplary
and color!ess year. And your stock OF
egotism won't mount SO high as it does
when one makes yearly contracts with
ones conscience-ard abides by them.
New York Commercial Advertiser.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
Not a Contortionjst,

A merchant died. leaving to his only
sou the conduct Of his extensive bust
ness, and great doubt was expressed
In some quarters whether the young
man possessed the ability to carry out
the fathcrs policies.
WELL said one kindly disposed
friend. ''for my part l think Henry is
very bright ard capable. I'm sure he
will succeed"
Perhaps you're right" said another
friend. Henry is undoubtedly a
clever fellow: but. take it from me. old
man. he hasn't got the head to fill his
fathers Shoes
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
An Unoxo.csed Invitation,

A clergyman once heard an address.
or what promised TO be. turn unex-
pectedly into n challenge to pie eat
ing contest.
A young man, it seems. believed he
could air his views upon certain sub
jects in convincing manner if allow
ed to go before the multitude. lie was
given the chance and took the floor.
Brethren" he began. his face flush
ing and his knees beginning to quake.
''br- br hr-brethren tpause), br-br-breth-
brethren dn despair. will you: If
any of you want 10 eat humble pie
Just step up"'-Newark Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02

drink or smoke. He would not date
his letters 1910 for the first two weeks
in 1911. He would return all the books
he had borrowed and retained during
the year. He would make no calls. &C
cept no eggnog. no seductive punches
He would refrain from shifting on
both sides the man who squeezed his
hand on the street aud shouted Same
to you" or "Hoss an boss" All Of
those things he would let go BY, for
he was to be better man.
Full OF his good resolutions and ar
raycd In his finest. Jones started down.
town. The hat he had worn the pre-
v3oU night he discarded In its place
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02

To make this excellent cough syrup
take one pound of granulated sugar.
one-half pint of water and one bottle
q ozs) of LOGOS cough remedy (the
extract for making cough syrup this
will make one pint of exceedingly
good cough syrup. free from opiates,
at very small cost, good for every
member of the fanny.
The next time you have cough, try
this, make it yourself. see II you don't
say it is the best cough syrup you cv-
cr used.
The LOGOS extracts are for sale at
all First Class Drug Stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02

was a derby OF the latest block. He
felt good. Who hasn't felt just that
way on New Years day? Why shouldn't
be feel good! He was going TO be good
These and other things passed through
the mind Of Jones before he discov-
cred that the wind was blowing gale.
Then he stopped thinking and devoted
his entire attention to keeping his hat
on.
On the block going In the same di-
rection were seventeen old gentlemen
bent on paying calls on boyhood
friends. Thirty-three pretty young Ia
dies were also going downtown. Nine
ty-four small boys and girls. some with
old gentlemen, some with the pretty
young ladies'. some with newspapers to
sell and some with mind intent upon
mischief, were scattered around. The
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
Cures Coughs
} After Ordinary Preparations Fail
Wonderful New Mixture
Made at Home.

. An investigating chemist of ma .
. tional reputation just recently .
. discovered in a compound known .
Q to the medical world as essence .
. mentho-laxene. a most wonderful .
. virtue as curative, laxative .
. cough syrup. and the best part of .
q ii is. it can be made at home .
. about S times cheaper than one .
. can buy labeled cough syrups. 1t .
. Immediately relieves the severest .
. cases of asthma, bronchitis, .
q coughs and chronic colds on the .
. lungs. and it effects a cure. too, .
. when s to 10 doses are taken dali .
. ly. In very short order it will .
. loosen the highest cough and one .
. can feel it taking hold" in its .
. curative action. Obtain Of the .
. druggist, or have him order .
. from wholesale firm 2l2 ounces .
. essence mentholaxene. Empty .
. it into a pint bottle. Make a .
. syrup with a pint of sugar and .
. half pint of boiling water. stir .
. and let cool. Then fill up the .
. bottle with syrup, shake well and =
. take teaspoonful s to 10 times =
. daily or as needed. Give children .
. less according to age. 1t is very .
. pleasant to take. =
q Q Q q Q q q q = . q q . q q q
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
A FORMER TRUSTEE
SUED BY BINGHAM
american News ser,teel

"
Lafayette, Jan. s.-Jesse NJ. Chen
oweth. trustee of Tippeeaaoe ,uenty
from 1900 to 1904 was sued for
three Thousand dollars, alleged to Save
been wrongfully orerpaid 10 himself
as overseer of the poor Attorney
general Bingham is the plaintiff.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
TAFTS BODYGUARD
ARRESTS A NEGRO
tAme-iean News Service,

Washington. Jan. The White
House police arrested Il Negro
who gave the name of Silas Johnson OF
Madison. Illinois He is suspected of
insanity, Johnson was wandering
around the grounds demanding to see
the President
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02
Not to Be FORGOTTEN.

"1 say, do you think much Of Black"
ten spot"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-01-02

Reading tho Bible.
To read the Bible through at the rate
of chapter day would require three
years and three months
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-31
GOOD WORK
Done Daily in Salt Lake City-Many
Citizens Tell of It.

Nearly every reader has heard of
Doan' IS Kidney Pills. Their good work
in Salt Lake City still continues, and
our citizens are constantly adding in
dorsement by public testimony. No
better proof of merit can be had than
the experience of friends and neigh
bors; Read this case;
Mrs. j. S, Benson, AS West Eighth
South street. Salt Lake City. Utah,
says: "You are at liberty to continue
the publication OF the testimonial /
gave in 1906 in praise Of Doan' Kid
ney Pills. Ny entire family has used
this remedy with the most satisfactory
results. One of my children was trou.
bled by weak kidneys and when /
heard that Doan s Kidney Pills were
effective in eases of younger persons,
! decided TO try them + procured a
supply at the Schramm-J ohnson Co g
drug store, aud the contents of one box
practically removed the trouble.
gladly give my name in praise of
Doan's Kidney Pills. for | know them
to be an excellent kidney medicine. -
For sale by all dealers. Price. so
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, n
Y. sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no other
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-31
FOREIGN METAL NEWS
OF PESSIMISTIC TREND

James \. Pollock & Co. bankers and
brokers. 333,5S5 South Main street, fur
| nlsh Ihe following. received over theii
private wire yesterday afternoon:
Paine. Wcbber & Co. letter Boston:
Notwithstanding the strength of the New
| York market. the coppers failed 10 rally
| today. showing the complete lack of In
| tercst in the copper group. News from
abroad continued Of n bcarjsh sort on
metal prospects, which helped to check
hullish enthusiasm. but Amalgamated
Copper appeared TO be accumulated on
all drives. We believe the situation about
as bad as IL can be now. and purcha ses
OF copper stocks at present levels should
reap good profits before many weeks.
Logan & Bryan stock letter, New York;
The fertilizer stocks We're conspcuously
strong. with rumors In circulation TO
the German potash controversy is likely.
In addition. Agricultural Chemical was
actively absorbed in anticipation OF a
dividend declaration on the common stock
In the near future. as the company Is
said TO be earning over 10 per cent on
the ordinary shares. The new issue OF
New York City bonds was handled on
a large scale, one sale being recorded of
Sl.000000 at l0l- II is said that investors
have been rather keen for the same. and
In addition bond houses generally re-
ported a good demand for iltedged Is
sues, The adjournment Of the supreme
court until February 20 had an assuring
effect, particularly as il relieves the
street in the interim OF the fear OF un-
expected decisions. or course, the de-
cIsion in the L. p merger suit is likely
10 he handed down by The circuit court
OF appeals either in ST. Paul or ST. Louis.
but inasmuch appeal will probably be
taken from that body's decision, the ef-
feet OF an adverse decision that is TO the
railroad. would not be as great as other
wise.
New York sun says: Stock market
made the middle session an average OF
prices which constituted a new high
level for present upward movement The
advance was general with some partlcu-
larly strong features. although most
gains were OF substantial fractions only.
and activity increased on the rise. With
the progress OF the afternoon the market
became stronger and increasingly active,
with large lot of transactions consplcu-
Gus In the dealings.
Hornbower letter. Boston: There was
a little more activity to the Boston cop
per market today. but the changes were
merely fractional either way. The de-
mand was a little better. and traders
seemed willing to buy when weak spots
appeared. Sentiment is stll favorable
to higher prices later on. but the condl-
tinn OF the metal market retards any
protracted upward movement, AT present:
Commission houses are doing little and
without aid from this source little Is
look ed for
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-31
NEW COPPER MINES
COMING ALONG WELL
Ray Consolidated and Chino
Are Making Progress in Mill
and Mine Work.

More favorably impressed than ever
with the Ray Consolidated and Chino
Copper propositions. and finding great
Improvement over conditions that pre-
vailed at the time of his last visit, Charles
w. Whitley. general manager OF the
American Smelling and Refining COM
pany. has returned from these coming
copper producers,
He states that Ray Consolidated con
structiou work has progressed splendid
ly and the first section OF the concen-
traitor Will be placed into commission
shortly, and one additional section VIII
be added each month until the 1uli ca
pacity OF the plant is attained. The hoist
Ing and compressor plants. power plant
and all the other accessories are rap
idly assuming shape. At the Chino a
great deal of mill equipment is arriving
steadily, the structural steel being prac-
tically In place. The steam shoyels are
making fine headway in stripping the
overburden from the ore,
While on the trip Messrs. whitley and
Jackling visited several OF the large
cities of the country In search of lnfor-
nation to be used In the furnishings. Of
the Utah hotel. Mr. Whitley says that
the furnishings of the new hotel Will
be second TO none in the country. much
OF the furnishings are ordered, and every
thing points to the company being ready
for the entertainment of guests on the
appointed day. June l. 1911. While the
hotel will be beautifully provided through
out. IL VIII be arranged so as to care for
all sorts and purses
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-31
BlNGHAM-NEW HAVEN
Is NOT BEING SOLD

After having been delayed several DAYS
Z: IA. Doolitee. general manager OF the
Bingham-Ncw Haven company. returned
Yesterday from Los Angeles. When seen
by The Tribune and asked relative to
the reports current 10 The effect that
there was a deal on for the property. Mr.,
Doolittle stated that as far as he knew
fhere WAS absolutely no foundation for
the rlmor that he had heard nothing in
regard 10 the same until reaching this
city
More definite than this was the recent
Yesterday OF a statement from Thomson,
Towle & Co. 10 the effect that President
L. II. Stoddard had issued q denial that
such deal was pending. The state
ment then continues as follows;
future OF the Utah Consolidated prop
erty lies in the acquisition of other prop
critics. It's nearby neighbors. other than
the Bingham New Haven. are the Utah
Apex and the Yampa. The latter prop
erty Is not desirable. as its ore bodies
nave been thoroughly measured up. and
on April l. 1910. they amounted To but
100000 tons OF reserves averaging Is
per cent copper and 90c per ton In pre-
cious metal values. and the company is
depicting these reserves at the rate of
about 100000 tons per annum. so that
Consolidated taking over "A declining
proposition.
The Utah-Apex has a large territory.
which has only been partially developed.
There have been intimations In the past
THAT large block OF stock In this corn
OF The Utah Consolidated but IL so the
hand OF the Utah Consolidated pconle
mas never been shown. for its stock has
never been voted at the annual NICE ting
I.tah-Arex had difficulty, In securing SUI
ficcEt istock for election purposcs