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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-29
PUBLIC SERVICE TIME TABLl
Office Evening New

PUBLIC SERVICE TIME TABLE.
Cars Leave Staten Island Ferry:
FOR New Brunswick-6:10 a. m and
livery so minutes until s:40 p. M, also
1t Gao, 10:40 and 11:40 p. M tSatur-
naK r., az at l2M:lso.@. ~ sns .vsrv
as minutes until $40 ?. NJ Then every
be uni mi1gts: until I1;sS and svsrv so
minutes until 11:20 2. m
For Boynton Beach-6:06 e. m. and
svery IL minutes until 1880 p m
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01
Under the Spreading Oak

No needle has a point at both ends.
The hunted tiger leaps the wall.
Everybody fears the earnest man.
A big chicken does not eat small
rice.
A woman's heart is like a needle at
the bottom of the sea; you may look
as much as you like, but you'll never
find it.
A stone lion doesn't fear the rain.
To begin the study of music at
eighty years of age is rather too late.
When you gallop on the city wall
it's hard to hide the horses tracks
A man must beat his own drum and
paddle his own canoe.
When a cat sleeps with a rat, death
is we'll in sight.
A rats eyes can see but an inch of
light
A blind cat catches only a dead rat
Great wealth comes from fortune.
small wealth comes from diligence
A clever man understands a nod
A good boy does not put on fine
clothes, a good girl does not go to
shows.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01
The Berry Family.
ZOE lie PALIsApIAN:

For THE PALIsADIAN:
Il declare" said the old man, that
Berry family is a strange set for sure.
There was Erastus Berry We all
called him Ras Berry for short, and
when he took up preaching we called
him Elder Berry He got into an
argument with one Of the sisters, and
she up and told him, / wouldn't give
a straw, Berry, for what you say.
Then one of the pillars of the church
told him if he didn't make a better
sermon than he let off last Sunday
he'd beat him blue Berry He came
to Sunday School one Sunday morn
ing with one Of his eyes discolored,
and some asked What made your eye
black, Berry? And when he didn't
answer an old lady said, You must
be a goose, Berry. Then the doctor
came along and looked him over and
said, I'll fix your eye Can't |, Berry?
Then Berry quit
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01
Happiness.

Over the Mills and far away
Some seek happiness day by day.
Ger the world and its distance
wide,
Forest and stream and mountain
chain;
Ger the sands at the oceans side,
Swamp, morass and the wind
swept plain.
Vainly they search as the days go by,
Failing to see she is standing nigh
Happiness dwells where heart beats
true
And love-lit face smiles up at you.
Cabin or palace, It's all the same,
All declare she's a tickle dame,
But few there be with the wit to
know
She lives only with warm heart
beats;
Dwelling content in loves warm
Palace or cabin or far retreats.
Vainly they search in the old, blind
way
For what stands forth in the light Of
Happiness dwells where a heart beats
true
And the lips O love reach up to you.
Still unbought by the sheen Of gold;
Changeless still in the heat or cold,
If in the heart of the seeker dwells
Purpose strong and a faith SUI
preme;
If with a will the soul compels
Endless days for its youths day
dream.
Happiness dwells in the lowly cot,
Scorns the palace where hearts are
bought.
Dwells content where the heart beats
true
And love holds out hand to you.
Will M. Maupin in The Commoner.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01

tanned throughout the whole bill, if |
may use that term.
The unusual thing happened in
Boston: Mr.. Dwiggins was asked for
another date this season, something
that is seldom done for the best
people who go there to illustrate in
terpretive standards.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01
Some Remarkable Chinese Proverbs.

DIR. William Edward Cells "E1gh-
teen Capitals of China, recently pub
lished BY the J. b. Lippincott Com
pany. presents the novel feature OF
page headlines giving the Chinese
text and the more or less literal trans
lation of great many proverbs and
epigrammatic phrases not generally
known on this side of the earth. Mr..
Cell says Local proverbs IN them
selves have never been brought to-
gether on our scale; and to choose
from a mass of new material which
would fill three volumes has been
difficult task" From the store Of
wisdom, philosophy and wit thus ac-
cumulated by DR.. Cell IS made the
following selection:
When you are very angry, don't go
to law; when you are very hungry
don't make verses
Man is a small heaven.
To know mans heart listen to his
words.
With money a Chinaman is proud
A bully does not owe debts.
Play music in front of a COW.
Change your old nature or you'll be
up tree.
An avaricious heart is ike a snake
trying to swallow an elephant.
You can crush people with the
weight of the tongue.
Peace in a matched hut-that is
happiness.
A boat straightens when it gets to
a bridge.
A thief has as much talent as a
first honor man.
Burying one in the snow won't last.
A stout cat is surely thief.
A deaf priest can hear a hen crow
After a typhoon there are pears to
gather.
Let the duck dress to kill, fiat for
ever stays her bill.
Oily words, but a knife heart
A good drum does not need heavy
stick
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01
Great Triumph in Boston.

But there were no flaws. The artist
was at his best, and simply swayed
that audience of talent off its feet
Mr.. Dwiggins never saw anything like
it. The applause was ringing when
he was through, and the interest sus-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-11-01
To Let Furnished
or For Sale

This beautiful home, s
rooms and bath, SO Ander-
son Avenue, two blocks
north of Hudson River
trolley. Only 90 minutes
from Subway station at
Manhattan Street; conve-
nient to Hudson Tubes.
Paneled dining-room; So
foot porch. Steam heat,
gas, electricity; gas and
coal ranges; basement
laundry. Only $50 per
month, completely fur
nished; or will sell,
So, 500.
Telephone 210 Cliffside. or
call; can be seen any time.
SAM w. HOKE
80 Anderson Ave.
Palisade, N. J.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
PECULIAR AFTER EFFECTS
OF GRIP THIS YEAR.
leaves Kidneys In Weakened Condition

Doctors In all parts of the country
nave been kept busy with the epidemic
of grip which has visited SO many
homes. The symptoms of grip this year
are very distressing and leave the sys-
TEN in a run down condition, particu-
larly the kidneys which seem to suffer
most, as every victim complains OF
lame back and urinary troubles which
should not be neglected, as these dan
ger signals often lead to more serious
sickness, such as dreaded Bright's Dis
ease. Local druggists report a large
sale on DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which
so many people say soon heals and
strengthens the kidneys after an at
tack Of grip. 6wamp-Root is a great
kidney, liver and bladder remedy, and,
being an herbal compound, has a gen
tie healing effect on the kidneys, which
Is almost Immediately noticed by those
who try it. DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hamton, N. Y. offer to send a sample
bottle of Swamp-Root, free by mail, to
every sufferer who requests it. A trial
will convince any n who may be in
iced of It. Regular size bottles so cts.
and $1.00. For sale at all druggists.
Be sure to mention this paper.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

When q person has become discouraged
through years OF failure to find q cure.
and finally, perhaps. gives up trying. It
is small wonder that he becomes skep-
teal. And yet, to all who have con-
~stipatlon. we would say TRY just one
thing more"
We wish you would try DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin, @ laxative tonic that has
been used for q generation. Thousands
are using it; surely some Of your friends
among the number. You can buy II Of
any druggist at fifty cents and one dol
lar a bottle, but better still. send your
name and address to DR.. Caldwell for q
free sample bottle. He will send you
enough to convince you of its merits, and
then If you like it you can buy it Of your
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

to Japan, and that they were sent with
the consent and approval of President
Taft. Dispatches from California stated
that the communications from the state
department to Gov. johnson were in the
nature of appeals against any antiJap-
anese agitation OF legislation at this
time. In California, Gov. Johnston was
represented as that he would be willing
to make public the communications If
President Taft consented. At the White
House today it was declared that it was
not desired to have the dispatches made
public a. this time.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE
CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION

druggist. Mr.. J. J. Petty OF U~nionvillAs
Mo, Mr.. George W. Zimmerman OF HRF-
risburg, Pa, and many others OF both
sexes and in all parts of the country fra
used a sample bottle and now have 81
regularly in the house.
You will learn to do away with sal6A
waters and cathartics for these are bu4
temporary reliefs while DR.. CaldweIleD
Syrup Pepsin Is guaranteed to cure per
manently. It will train your stomach and
bowel muscles 30 that they will do their
work again naturally without outside ala
Cast aside YOU skepticism and try Syrup
Pepsin.
For the free sample address DR.. W. b
Caldwell. pol Caldwell building. Nond-
cello, Ill.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
a Fair Return,

Minister (arousing himself In bar
ber's chair)-All through YETI
Barber-Aye, lang syne.
Minister-Then / must have been
INDUCING IN a quiet nap?
Barber-Ye wis that, sir.
Minister-It was very good of you
not to waken me. 1 am very thank
full for what has been a most refresh
ing sleep.
Barber-Hoots, mon, baud yer
tongue; it's only a fair return. I slept
all through your sermon last Saw
bath.-London Tit-Bits.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
SAYS JAPAN PROTESTS.

Gov. johnson of California Wired Con-
corning Affairs.
Wasnlngton.-There Is n rumor in
Washington that Japan has protested
to the United States against impending
anti-Japanese legislation i'll California.
1t is known here absolutely that
urgent dispatches were sent from the
STATE department to Gov. Johnson of
California; that these dispatches related
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is NATURES great remedy
Cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Whooping
Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
druggists. &c. SOC and 800 per bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
Too Costly.

when I want 10 1atter q man I
ask him for advice"
81 take 1t for granted hat you new
er want to f1atter q lawyer"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
Explained.

Nov they claim hat the human
oody contains sulphur"
"In what amount?"
ooh, in varying quantities."
We'll, that may account for some
girls making better matches than
others"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels
Sugar-coated, tiny Granules, easy to take
as candy.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Faith must become active through
works. Deeds must spring spontane-
ously from the divine life within the
soul.-C. w. Wendte.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Hamlins Wizard Oil Is recommended by
many physicians. It is used in many pub.
lie and private hospitals. Why not keep
. bottle on hand in your own home?
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Garfield Tea stimulates the liver, cor
reefs constipation, eleanses the system and
rids the blood of impurities. All druggists.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
TRUE to Her Nature.

Maud-Dh you hear the newsf
Madge has eloped.
Jack-Madge always was . Eighty
sort Of q girl.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

TO DRIVE OTT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard ROVR'S TASTELBSS
CHILL \ YoG know what you are teki1g.
allowing it Ig simply Quinlne and Iron in q taste
less form. The Qulnine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for 20 years Price 50 cents.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Mira. Winslow'S eoOthIng Syrup for Children
teethtng, softens the gums, reduces inlammar
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. CSC q bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Actions, looks, words-steps from
the alphabet by which you spell char
acter.-Lavater.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

A man of few words isn't cut ont
for a compositor.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

The vacant room at the top ia due
to the fact that there is no elevator
service to help the lazy man.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Something In a Name.
Ella-He's very narrow.
Stella-What do you expect Of q
fat?
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Shortly after her marriage a woman
packs her ideals away in moth balls
and pays no more attention to them
until she becomes a widow.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Even the dull man may be able to
make a bore of himself.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
Colds and Chills Bring Kidney Ills

February, March and April are the bckachem months beGTeH he yMem ondsof cdds dn%
the" kidneys mda start bckcheu urinary disorders nd uric acid houbea You feel lame weak and tired
and have headache dHzyfeing, ahym uchsan joint; too heqentp painful unyp passages sediment
etc.: Chns hurt the Kidneys. Likewise we'll kdnysO often prevent taking cdd by helping to pass off
waste matters of cold 0ngeton. Doans Kidney Pills %Y very useful the raw winter and spring
on the kidneys Strong testimony ppvst What better evidence could ua k1
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

n6duaCueS, ueTVOuS and dizzy SpeIIS. I was
restless at night and In the morning arose so
tired as to be almost unable to do my house
work. The kidney secretions were unnat-
ural and gave me a great deal OF trouble.
One day I suddenly fell to the floor where l
lay for a long time unconscious. Three doc
tors who treated me diagnosed my case as
paralysis and said they could do nothing for
me. AS a last resort I began using Doan's
Kidney Pills and was permanently cured. /
am stronger than before in many years and
in perfect condition"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Many a young nan earns q living By
working his father.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

For a disordered liver, take Garfield Tea,
the Herb laxative. All druggists.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

The busiest thing in the world IL
idle curiosity.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

Yesterday is certain; tomorrow, I'M
certain; today. half and half.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
A INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, the Antiseptic powder for Tired.
aching, swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort Makes walking q delight. Sold everywhere.
&c. Don't accept any substitute. For ERHH
sample. address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy. N. Y
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31
CONVINCING o. FROM GRATEFUL USERS

TERRIBLE CASE OF DRoPsY.
Lebanon, Ind, Man Gives Vivid Description Of His Suffering.
John T. Anderson. 61S w. Main st, Lebanon, Ind, says:
81 was taken suddenly with agonizing pains through my kid
neys, followed by q stoppage of the urine. I
called in a physician but he gave me only
l-fW& temporary relief, by drawing the urine with
EFfW a catheter. I was soon In such agony l
Mf could not lie in bed, and for four weeks sat
va in a chair, propped up by pillows. After
AYMM about a month, it seemed as If something
M&NMMHM burst and I passed a regular flood Of water,
WANMN#MW mixed with blood and mucus. After that I
~"ZMW~ had not q particle Of control over the secre-
lions. The doctor said he could do no more for me, and every
one thought 1 would die. My friends marvel at my recovery.
Nine boxes OF Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life and made a
permanent cure. I gained % pounds and have had no trouble
since"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-03-31

TEN YEARS OF SUFFERING.
Restored at Last to Perfect Health by Doans Kidney PIH&
Mrs. Narcissa Waggoner, Cartervile, Ill. R F. D. No. 3,
says: For over ten years l suffered terribly with backaches,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-29
ESCAPES FROM
WALLA WALLA INSTITUTION

For the third time in the last few
months a prisoner escaped from the
state penitentiary last night, when
Charles Walker, white, sent up from
Vancouver for grand larceny, and
who had been acting as cook in the
restaurant on the hill, decided that
he preferred a few weeks liberty to
remaining at his post and completing
his sentence which would have ex-
pired in a few months time.
After preparing the evening meal
Walter stepped outside and while his
viands were being partaken of and
no one was giving him a thought, he
quietly left the grounds, where he had
been given free access, being a trus-
ty with short time yet to serve. 1t
is thought he left about o'clock,
but as he had quite a start. it is not
known where he headed for.
Walker is described as being about
five feet and four inches in height, Of
very slight build very light complex
ion and hair. He has a pug nose and
a fluent talker. -.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-29
LONELY ICELAND.

A traveller in Iceland says that he
journeyed more than fifty miles from
the capital, Reykjavik, and say only
two or three farms in all that dis
tance.
I'm all this time" he says, 81 had
not seen even a sapling. Extinct vol
canoes surrounded us on every side.
Dust storms swept down from their
SCARED sides. Distant CLEANS of gilt
tering ice 'from the glaciers dazzled
us when the sun shone upon them.
But here, in a land where there Is
almost no fuel. and where few crops
besides hay and turnips can be rails
ed. l found books and cheerful con-
versation, an outlook on life and a
knowledge of current events which 1
have not always found in populous
cities. There are no schools outside
of Reykjavk, for children cannot
walk ten miles each way to a school
house, and even such a school house
would accommodate but two or three
families. But the itinerant pedagogue
goes about from house to house, car
rying his store of learning with him,
and leaving behind much intellectual
stimulus and a desire to know what
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-29
WORKMAN FIGHTS
FOR HIS LIBERTY

In a crowded court room this after
noon is being fought the final battle
which is TO decide whether or not
Charles Workman is guilty of the
charge OF fornicaion. The argu-
ments Of the opposing attorneys be-
gan just before > o'clock and at press
time had just been concluded. Dep
uty District Attorney Pruitt opened for
the state. brie-l. summing up the evil
dence and declaring it to prove con-
clusively that Evelyn Rugh had been
wronged by the defendant as alleged
in the Indictment. Attorney Dan P.
Smythe followed and maintained that
the state had failed to prove several
OF the material allegations one Of the
principal of which was that which
declared the girl to have been of pre-
vious chaste and moral character. At
tcrney Chas Carter and District At
torney Van Vactor closed the case.
The taking of evidence was not
completed until 1:45 this afternoon,
many of the witnesses having been
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-29
AT THE PICTURE SHOWS.
Cosy.

Cosy.
Up to the minute pictures for Fri
day and saturday.
The Best Policy" Two brothers
love the same girl, the gay one is in
the lead as compared with the plod-
ding. hard working brother. but the
gay ones debts accumulate and he
must have money so he steals from
his father, placing few bills in the
brothers pocket. Here the girl in
tervenes and succeeds in running the
real thief down. The story would be
incomplete If she didn't marry the
plodder.
Mutt and Jeff in the Banking
Business" At last the two INSOFAR
ables. Mutt and Jeff, have struck 1t
rich, they have real money, and as is
often the case with people unaccus-
toned to hear the joyful jingling OF
vile metal, or feel the cold-warm touch
of the mazuma, neither Mutt no jeff
know what to do with their suddenly
acquired riches. Being on easy street
for the time being they plan innufn-
cradle plans to remain on the COM
Portable road for the balance of their
mortal existence. But borrowers are
forgetful folks, still better than any
of the others.
An Indian Legend" The principal
feature in this all Indian picture is
the rescue of the maid condemned to
death for treachery and placed in a
canoe to be sent through the rapids
she is rescued by her lover in a SEN
sational manner. There are some war
scenes and scenes of warlike prepar-
ations which are interesting as shoW-
ing what the Indians did under such
circumstances and thrilling because
they are well acted The background
OF the scenes and the rushing water
in the rapids are natural and filled
with attractive wild beauty.
'The Way of the World" Pretty
Maggie Dolan had given her final an
swer to jim, her childhood sweet
heart, that unless he abstained from
the use of liquor she would never
marry him. Jims faithful promise
was soon broken as he came among q
crowd of his boon companions and
his free use of the cup that cheers
caused him to get a sound threshing
from the teller at the bank where she
was employed. When Tom marie;
Maggie. jim, contrary to all expecta-
tions becomes one of New York's
most respected citizens.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-29
PRIVATE BLOOM TO
GET A COMMISSION
Soldier on Whose Behalf President
Taft Reprimanded Colonel Garrard
Passes Examination for Second
ie4-tcnlut

Soldier on Whose Behalf President
Taft Reprimanded Colonel Garrard
Passes Examination for Second
Lieutenant.
Washington. D. C.-Private Frank
B. Bloom, battery F. Third field ar
tillery. will become second lieuten
ant in the United 6 tes army.
1t has taken two examinations the
influence of prominent Hebrews
throughout the country and the rep
rimand of a colenel in the army to
bring the commission home to Bloom
Bloom is a young jew, son Of the.
post tailor of Fort Myer About a
year ago he took an examination for
a commission. It is not known
whether he passed the examination
mentally, but when his papers came
up for final disposition Colonel Gar
rard of the Fifteenth cavalry. com
manding officer Of Fort Myer, made
recommendation that because Private
Bloom was Hebrew and the son Of
a post tailor it was best for the SER
vice that he did fail" to pass the ex-
animation.
The young mans mother got hold
- tilC Chuci StiIiChtJ NdlIiSa IL "
mon Wolf here, and the latter laid the
matter before President Taft The
president Immediately reprimanded
Colonel Garrard and ordered that the
young man again be given an oppor-
tunity to take an examination for d
commission.
A few weeks ago Private Bloom was
ordered to Fort Leavenworth, Kan,
TO take his second examinat on.
Word reached the war department
that he had successfully passed both
| the physical and mental examinations
and was eligible to promotion to a
! lieutenancy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-09-29

recalled, The defense introduced
many witnesses, among them being
a number of young men of this city
and Athena, whose testimony was in
tended to indicate that the girl had
been morally lax since she was of the
age Of Is.
The trial throughout has been unu-
Sually hard fought, each side con-
tending for the advantage with vigor
and persistency Among the many
people crowding the courtroom are a
number of women, the mother of the
girl being one of these. Both yester-
day and today she has been hysterical
and sobbed continually.