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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06
Not on the Menu.
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TEUFfJ LUIEUVFF y Ut.
A boy was one day telling his compan-
ions about a great dinner at which he was
present. He told them about the lovely
things he had to eat.
.ArA ! snnpose We had napkins said .
bystander.
- had. CO course : he ss$ rse-ea. sths
finest you ever tasted
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06

The Oldest piece OF music still In use
fs the blessing OF the Priests" which
was originally used In the temple az
Jerusalem.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1911-01-06

This trial has demonstrated:
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
REPATRIATED.
HE HAD $4,000 IN CASH IN 1908;
NOW WORTH 100000.

My parents were originally Cana
dians from Essex County, Ontario. l
was born in Monroe County, Michigan,
from which place moved TO Red Lake
Falls, Minnesota, where l farmed for
22 years. l sold my farm there in the.
summer Of 1908 and in September OF
that year came to Canada with my
wife and eight children. l had about
$500 in cash. team OF horses, a COW. a
few sheep and some chickens. l took
up quarter section OF land near Jack
Fish Lake, Meota p. o.. and later on
purchased for 100000 an adjoining
quarter section. | have now 4S' head
OF cattle, O number OF horses, good
buildings and consider my holding is
worth at least ss,00000. My children
have raised from $500 to $500 worth
OF garden truck each year since we
have been here. l have never had a
poor crop and have never had one
frosted. My wheat has averaged from
20 to 30 bushels per acre with one or
two years considerably more. My
oats have always yielded well up to so
high as S5. My cattle have never been
stabbed in winter. and do not need It.
consider that this country offers bet
ter opportunities for settlers than any.
where | have ever been. | am sure
that almost any person can come here
and buy land at say $500 per acre
and pay for II in one crop. My ex
perience is that II a man farms his
land in the right way he is not likely
to have his crop frosted.
Most OF the settlers in my district
are Americans and Canadians and
know lots of them who came here with
/ little or no capital who are now do
ing well. but do not know Of any whC
have left through disappointment. ol
becoming discouraged, have returned
to their former homes
EUGENE JUBINVILLE.
There are many whose experienc,
is similar to that of Mr.. Jubinvllle
Secure Canadian Government litera
ture from nearest Canadian Govern
ment Agent. and see for yourself.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Just Hopes.

A gentleman never snatches his
trousers away from his wife when he
discovers her going through his pock.
cts. He only hopes she will leave him
enough with which to go downtown in
the morning. He is perfectly welcome
to go through her purse any time and
help himself to anything he can find.
That is what married life means. A
man should not allow his feelings to
be hurt when his wife runs across
loose change or roll III his pockets; /;
he ought to play the game and take
such little coniugal pastimes for
granted
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

A politician in a western state. long
suspected of crocledness and noted
for his shifty ways, was finally In
dicted and tried. The jury was out a
long time. but eventually acquitted
him. After the verdict was in and
the politician was leaving the court
room, a minister who had been in
part responsible for the Indictment
and trial approached the politician
and said: We'll, my friend, you have
escaped; but you had close shave.
trust this will be warning to you
to lead better life and deal more
fairly with your fellow men"
That may be-" the politician re-
piled. That may be: but amt
pledged to any one. Saturday Even
ing Post.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
BUDGET OF USEFUL HINTS
Valuable Bits Of Advice for House
keepers and Others, Given by
English Magazine.

Some new hints for the housekeep-
er. OF for any woman for that matter.
are given in an English magazine
called the Matron. For example, one
needn't be a housekeeper, or even a
woman, to be glad to know what to
do when a fishbone is stuck In ones
throat.
According to this authority the prop
er thing is to hand the sufferer a
lemon. II II is sucked for a little
while the bone will move on. In one
case 1t succeeded after the bone had
been in the throat two days.
Another use for lemon juice is to
remove warts. This is done by drop
ping It on twice q day.
To retain the color and gloss OF q
white silk blouse after washing put =
teaspoonful OF alcohol into the rinsing
water. This keeps It from turning yell
low and gives It when ironed the gloss
OF new silk.
To clean the lace yoke and sleeves
Of waists sprinkle the lace freely with
powdered borax, then roll II up and
fasten with pins. Let II remain for at
least twelve hours, then shake out
and brush with a clean soft brush.
To remove ink stains from carpets
take a saucer OF fresh milk and a
clean soft rag Renew the milk II
necessary and wash finally with clean
water
To take coffee stains from any ma
| terial rub "A little glycerine into the
stain and then wash with hot soar
and water.
To prevent milk from scorching
when II is being boiled sprinkle lit
tie sugar into the saucepan after the
milk is poured into 1t. Do not stil
the milk even though the pan is q
very thin one. The milk will not burn
but will leave the saucepan as clear
as II only water had been in II.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Shouldn't He7

A very good natured broker, who is
very much, larger than his wife, and
who likes his little joke at someone
else's expense, was sitting in the the
ater A man behind him, not know
ing who he was. leaned forward and
whispered. "Will you please ask your
wife to remove her hat?"
You'd better do It yourself. I'm
afraid"
Whereupon the man behind became
angry, arose. protested and left the
theater.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
CONVENIENT FOR ODD JOBS
New Type OF stepladder Has Ele-
waited Shelf on Which Pals or
Tools Can Rest.

A convenient type Of stepladder is
that which a Michigan man has re-
Gently put on the market. It is espe-
cially adapted for odd jobs about the
house. There are only three steps to
the ladder, but the sides rise as far
again above 1t, and at the top is a
shelf, on which may be kept tools,
nails, screws, pals or whatever ap-
purtenances required on the work at
hand This shelf is large enough to
hold a bucket OF water or n pan, II the
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
SUGGEST 1T.

Next time you're out with friends,
and you're all wondering what you
can drink to quench the thirst-some-
thing that you'll all enjoy-suggest
COCA-COLA.
Everyone will thank you for an in
PRODUCTION to the most delicious, re-
freshing and thirstquenching beverage
that anyone could drink. 1t is cool
ing-relieves fatigue and Just hits the
dry Ut. At soda-fountains or carbon
ated in bottles-5c everywhere.
AS to its olesomeness-write to
the COCA-COLA CO., Atlanta, Ga, for
copy of their booklet, "The Truth
About OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES by au-
thorities.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Banana Whip.

When a change is wanted for des-
sert, try banana whip. Peel the ba-
nanas and scrape off the coarse
threads and press the pulp through a
sieve. Add sugar and lemon juice
to taste and cook over the fire. stirring
constantly until the mixture boils. Re-
move from the fire and chill. Beat
some cream until it is firm. Fold the
banana and cream together and chop
some pistachio nuts fine and sprinkle
over the mixture after 1t is put in
glasses.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

In washing light summer fabrics, the
one hope of every woman is that they
will not fade. Follow these sugges-
tions and you need not have any anx-
iety on this point In washing blue
put handful of salt into the water;
green, a lump of alum; gray or brown,
a bit of oxgall; tan or linen, hay wa
ter-pour boiling water over a handful
Of hay; reds and pinks, use vinegar
Home Department in the National Mag.
azine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Two women prominent in st. Louis
have started a movement to induce
100000 OF. their sex In the south to
pray, every day for the rich. They ex.
plain they hope by organizing system.
'atically groups OF women who will pray
often and we'll for the more afiiuent,
wealthy persons will be led to contrib
ute to fund for the evangelization
OF the world. Belle II. Bennett, presi
dent OF the woman's missionary -coun
ell of the Methodist Episcopal church
south and Mrs. r. w. Mcdonnell are
the originators OF the plan.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

The family with young children that is
without sickness in the house now ana
then is rare. and so Il is important that
10 do in the little emergencies that arise.
child with a serious ailnent needs n
doctor, II Is true. but In the majority OF
instances, as any doctor knows, the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There is no sense in giving II n pill or
n remedy containing an opiate, nor Is
flushing OF the bowels TO be always rec
commended. Rather give II small dose
OF a mild, gentle laxative tonic like DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin, which, by clean
ing out the bowels and strengthening the
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Sides Act as Hand Rails.

ladder be used for cleaning walls or
high woodwork A rim around the
shelf keeps objects from falling off.
The upper part of the sides, rising
above the top step, form hand rails,
to which the worker may hold to
steady himself or herself. The ladder
has a new style lock. which holds 1t
perfectly secure. and when unlocked
and folded up it becomes almost en-
tirely fat, and takes up little room.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Who She Was.

Well" laughed Squiggles. some
men never know when they are
snubbed That lady you just spoke
to was about as distant as they make
'em in her greeting"
We'll, why shouldn't she be?" re-
torted Jabbers. "She's a distant rela-
tive OF mine"
by marriage?" -
"No-by divorce. She got rid OF me
at Sioux Falls back In 1S9s."-Har-
per's Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

again. / don't know how to express
my thanks for the good 1t has done me
and 1 hope all tsuffering women will
give Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial. 1t was worth its
weight in gold. Mrs. j. +. ENDLIcH,
Il. F. ID. No. Z, Erie, Pa.
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases we know of, and
thousands of voluntary testimonials
are on file in the Pinkham laboratory
at Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form Of
female complaints, such as inflamma-
ton, liberation, displacements, fibroid
tumors, Irregularities, periodic pains,
backache, indigestion and nervous
prostration. Every suffering woman
owes it to herself to give Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound trial.
If you want special advice write
Mrs.Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for 1t.
1t is free and always helpful.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
IF You HAVE A SICkLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

little stomach muscles. will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This is not alone our opinion but that
OF Mrs. N. II. Mead OF Freeport. Kans.,
whose granddaughter has been taking II
OF Lena, Wis. who gives II to her chiidren
and takes II herself. 1t is sold In fifty
cent and one dollar bottles at every
drug store, but II you want TO test II In
your family before you buy IL send your
address to DIR. Caldwell and he will for
ward supply free OF charge.>
For the free sample address DR.. w. n.
Caldwell. 20l Caldwell building. Montt-
cello, Ill
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Some Veal Pointers.

Veal seems to take other navors
well. It lacks fat and for that reason
is apt 10 dry in cooking. To count
eract this tendency many cook It with
strips of pork laid over the top or
larded through 1t. AS every cook is
supposed to know, veal should be cook.
ed until thoroughly done.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
THE TRUTH ABOUT sLulNo.


= TAX No. 4,
Liquid bluing is mainly water
Given half or cents worth OF
bluing and a large bottle filled with
water and you have the frail excuse
that's called bluing.
Always use RED CROSS BALL
BLUE. The best blue anywhere at
any price 1t does make the laundress
smile for week. Large package
cents. AT ALL GOOD GRoCERS.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Sure Thlnul

Hubby with newspaper)-weil.
welll Another sank gonep to smash
and none OF the directors knew any
thing about what was going on.
Mrs Votington--Of course, not! II
wouldn't be so II the directors were
all women--Boston Transcript.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

were badly bloated.
and feet SO swollen !
could not wear my
shoes. l tried many
remedies but became
discouraged as nothing
helped me. Then I
began taking Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon
noticed improvement.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
BY the Harem Code

do you think | am really your af-
nnity?' Solomon's nine hundred and
eighty-fifth wife asked, coquettishly.
my dear" the Wisest Guy said,
"you are one in thousand"
He got away with 1t, too.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Different,

ut is the little things in this world
that cause us the most trouble"
Not in my business" replied the
shoe clerk: ITS the big things, the
owners Of which want to put into lit
tie shoes"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

] continued until could rest well at
night and the kidney secretions be-
came normal l do not believe would
be alive today were It not for Doan's
Kidney pills.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Wanted an Officer.

The sheriff was snoozing away in
his seat in the coach, when he heard
some one call out: rs there an officer
in the coach from New CASTER"
YES" replied the shertf very Oem-
phatically.
Loan me your corkscrew, please,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE. YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.
Erie, Pa. .-"I suffered for FIVE years
from female troubles and at ,last wat

almost helpless. l
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, SO my
sister advised me TO
try Lydia L. Pink
hams V ege ta le
Co m pound, and
when 1 had taken
only two bottles 1
could see a big
change, 80 i took
six bottles and / am
now strong and we'll
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
ASK FOR ALIENS Foor-rAsE

tho Anti septic powder 10 shake into your shoes. Re-
heyes Corns, Bunions, Ingrowing Nails, Swollen and
Sweating feet, Blisters and Callous spots. Sold
everywhere, 26c. Don - accept any substitute Sam
pie FRKH. Address Allen =. Olmsted, lie Roy, NY
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Potato Salad.

Potatoes boiled in their skins make
nicer salad than those pared raw
Cold baked potatoes likewise make bet
ter fried potatoes than when cooked
raw or boiled.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Bears the

II no God. whence duty? There re-
mains no other source than blind, bru-
tai, tyrannous force. Duty never is-
sues from that-Mazzini.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Those with whom we can apparent
ly, become well acquainted in few
moments are generally the most diff
ficult to rightly know and understand
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Friqhtful.

They say she looked daggers at
him?"
Worse than that She looked long
hatpins."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
A RedeemIna Feature.

Maud is a harem-scarum sort, isn't
she?"
Yes, but her skirt isn't"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
At Ali Aoura.
ace knew q man who re-

Professor. what do you consider
the most wonderful thing in the
world?"
The brain OF centipede; II is in
finitesimally small, yet It has perfect
control over the creatures entire sys-
tenn of legs and feet"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Hardly anything can make such .
fool of a man as side whiskers FOL
him to be proud of.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Many a fellow who falls into for
tune goes right through It.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Do your feet feel tired achy. and sore
at night? Rnh them with n little Ham.
lns Wizard Oil They'll be glad in tn,
morning and so will YOU.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red,
Watery Eyes and Granulated LIDS. No
Smarting-Just Eye Comfort. Murine
Eye saivo in Aseptlc Tubes New Size
25c. Murine Liquid 25c-50c.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Garfield Tea cures constipation, keeps
the blood pure and tones up the system.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Their Time,

Foolish Fred-Do you like lobsters7
Pert Polly-Yes, both human and
crustacean, in their salad days.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

The right kind of a decision today
will put powder in your gun for to-
morrow.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Don't let your money burn hole
in some other fellows pocket.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Many a man succeeds because he's
a good guesser.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Many girl has too many string
to her beau.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Lewis Single Binder, extra quality to-
baeco, costs more than other &c cigars.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
YEARS OF INTENSE SUFFERING
How a Bad Case Of Kidney Troubls
Was Finally Routed.

Mrs. John Light, Cresco, Iowa, says:
For years / was an intense sufferer
from kidney disorders. The kidney So
cretions passed irregularly. nv limbs
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Lewis Single Binder, straight bc-many
smokers prefer them to loo cigars.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Flattery is simply the nice things
we say about other people.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

People who say Just what they think
are more numerous than popular.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

TO DRIVE oyTT MALARIA MAJ 4 IA rux sxsrru
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking.
showing IL Is simply Quinlne and Iron In a taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up the system. Sold BY all
dealers for % yoars Price 80 cent?.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29
Jn,nortan, .o Mothey,

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

IF :.1. ss'.:sss .s:. yi:s a.. Thompssn's Eye Wais
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1911-06-29

Color more goods brighter and faster colors than a
dye any garment without ripping apart. Write
Putnam patriot., 1911-09-08
Snme,uhat Ahsentminded.

Some amusing glimpses of the dis eoverer of ehloroform are given in the "Recollections of Lady Priestly," wife of Simpsons assistant at the time of the discovery .'The professor" she writes, used to make his experiments with ehloroform on us girls, and with some of the liquid just poured on q handkerchief would have half dozen or us lying about in various stages of sleep. Our mother feared nothing and was only too delighted to sacrifice, if unavoidable. a daughter or two to sciencei He was extremely absentminded I remember once lunching at his house when he had just arrived from some antiquarian ex- petition The butler, who had been unpacking his things. came in and said confdentially. Doctor. you have left all your flannel vests behindP 'Ah Ohr replied simpson, feeling himself all over. I've got them all on. n.'"-Pan Mall Gazette.
Putnam patriot., 1911-09-08
THOM PSON

Rev. J. K. Moore and family have returned from Short Beach.
 Louis Thompson and wife were in Worcester last Saturday.
 Mrs. Wheelock and two children of Furnace, Mass, are visiting her broth CTS in East Putnam, ,andLawyer Torrey of Putnam.
 The ladies of Quinnatisset Grange, No. 65, gave an apron and necktie so- eial for the gentlemen on Tuesday evening. All had a most delightful time.
 Miss Bessie Eddy lead the B. Y. P. |. last Sunday evening.
 Miss Jennie Johnson will lead the B. |. P. U. September 10th;
 Mr. and Mrs. k. $. Backus enter tained A. Bostwick, wife, and family, over sunday.
 E. E. Rhodes and wife spent Sunday at Charles Sheldon's in South Wood stock.
 Mrs. Cole of Willimantic spent Sun day with Miss Myrtice Kingsbury.
 Mrs. Herrick is spending month at Egypt, Mass.
 Earl Pierce has returned from Ham. ilton.
 Olin Fuller has returned from New Hampshire.
 Fred Broughton is quite ill.