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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
New york Stoc,, MarIxe,.

Wall ST., New York, April 1.-STOCKS-
Opening on the stock exchange today in
most cases were either at or slightly above
yesterdays close. Canadian Pacific ad-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
Sew York sugar and Conee NIarke,

New York Sugar and CoTee Market.
New York. April1.-SUGAR-R dull;
Muscovado. SO test, So. IS; centrifugal, Sc
test, 1886: molasses sugar, SO test, s311
Refined, steady; crushed, $3.50; granulat-
ed. $3.50; powdered, $3.50.
No. Santos, 1314c.
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Topeka Markets.

FURNISHED by the Cnas woln Packing
Co. yards close at noon SatW day, we
cannot use pigs. thin sows or hogs
weighing less than 10 lbs. Do not mar
ket hogs unless same are well finished
MS we cannot use half fat stun we gIvS
below prices effective at once until fur.
Their notice.l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01

II you will favor us with your Inquiries
and ' length of time on feed. we VIII m as;
you an offer or arrange for our buyers
-. BUTTER AND EGGs.
u u -' Co. Topeka. Kan.I creamery
CHICAGO EGGS-14c.
N Y EGGS-151bG16c.
CREAMERY BUTTER-Chicago 22c
N Y, 2O1s@21c; Elgin, 24c.
(Wholesale prices furnished by Copas
City Market Housed
EGGs-Fresh country. candied. 12kc.
POULTRY = Fat hens, 12c; brofl-
Il sn SounE D roo1tsia &C. and 81
ers &C. Turkeys. lbs and over, 16c: Old
Toms 1ii 14c. Ducks F. f. F.. 12c: Geese F. F.
I iGTUiiiHEiAs-Per doz. ss25
BUTTER-Packing stock per h.. lie:
Dairy butter in Jars ana pound prints.
iO oLD PIGEONS dog lots. per doz.,
lW vi OF SAL FRUIT ANb 1 PRODUCE
tFurnished by, samI r. Lux. wholesale
Medium sized punches, pc.
bunch s9,ood2 Is: large punches. per
bunch. g; 5o@2!5; per Ib., Azc
JONATHAN APPLES-Per box $50.
CALIFORNIA LEMONS-Per box. S46s
VA NAVEL ORANGES box. s2.s5@sOo
FLORIDA GRAPE FRUIT-Per boz.
$45od475.
FLORIDA PINEAPPLES-Per crate.
$3.50
HOT HOUSE PIE PLAINTIFF h.. 1oc
HONEY-Per rack, $2.75.
STRAWBERRIES-Per crate, $3.50.
2 CELERY-Jumbo,-p bunch. z5c: Mann
moth, per bunch. eoc; Per case in rough.
SEC; :s.So iOi '
SPRING ONIONS-Per doz., 4oc.
OLD ONIONS-Per. H., 4c-
ONION SETS-Reds per bu-. s1.5o; yell
io FIo RI pa i HEAD LE ESf
hamper, $2.75@3.0o.
HOT HOUSE LETTUCE-Per basket.
Soc.
crate. $2.75; choice, per crate, s.. 25
HOLLAND CABBAGE = Per cwt..
Grated, $1.75; New York Danish cabbage,
per h., PIC.
CABBAGE PLANTs-Early Winning
NJ, $780, Early Summer, per NJ. $3.50
TEXAS RADISHES-Round radishes.
per doz.. lunches. 45c; Long radishes. per
NEW TEXAS ONIONS-Per crate, s.. Is.
SPINACH-Per bG.. Sl.o0
HOT HOUSE CUCUMBERS-Per doz.,
WISCONSIN POTATOES = Wisconsin,
Rurals. per bu.. 90c.
NEW POTATOES hamper $3.50.
COLORADO POTATOES = Western
r. L. BLISS TRIUMPHs-Per bu.. s1.s5
R. r. EARLY ROSE-Per bu., s1.25
TABLE SWEET POTATOES-Per bu.,
SEED SWEET PoTAToEs-Yeilow
Jerseys, per bu.. SLIPS; Yellow, Nanse-
mand. per bu.. sl.25; Red Jerseys. per bu.,
Southern Queens. per bu., $1.75.
CHEESE-L. H. cheese per h.. 1910:
Limburger. per h.. Ice: Wis. yellow. %
per lbs, loo; New Wis. Brick, per Ib
Ice; Wis. Daisy, 20 lbs. per h.. ice; Block
Swiss, 20 to 80 lbs. each. per h.. lie.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
The Ornamental Post Selected by the
Commercial Club Committee for the
"Great White Way

The lighting committee of the Com
mercial club. which has been working
untiringly in the interests of the blaze
of light along the avenue, and which
is composed of w. w. Webb, n. B.
Burge, Sol Berkson, H. L. Hall and
William Macferran, has had num-
Der of plans submitted for considera-
ton by expert engineers, with the re-
suit that a definite system has been
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GREEN CURED HIDES-Natiyes Z:
S., No. /, 10c; No. 2. &c. Side brands Owe.
AZ flat, No. |, SIC; Side brands, under 10
flat. No. /, 712c; Bulls and Stays, No
sac; No. 2 nc. Bulls and Stays. Mn
No. l, TIC. Green sailed glue flat. 5lsc.
Green salt cured deacons, each. So0S3S55S g.:
Slunks, each, 25Ql5c; Green frozen hides
are No 2 Green incurred hides IL 49,
than same grade cured. Green half cnrsd
q less than cI.ed. Horse kides pras.
No. /. ssooGss.5o: g. s; Hog Skins, 1880 :.
hides. 75cq1-50. Sheep pelts. green. 35c6sf. %.
dry, according to wool, per h., SITi0c'
TALLOW-645c.
EESWAX-I5d25c
heavy, 1sc; dry flint, fallen, heavy Sf9
dry flint, light. under 16 lbs. 1ec. f 1r,,
flint, culls, 10c; dry salt, heavy Is lbs
and up. l4c: dry , salt Light under Is lbs.
Observation-Disclosures and Central. No
1, large. s5.0oq4-00; medium, sS5O65. so:
s sma ~ ss5S04lSsSGo Mo z g NJ
and Central; No |, large, sl.5Og1 100; M me =
@5Oe; No. 8; s5% qgsS No. 2oqloc; Skunk" :.
oils; short stripe. sl.75@1 40; nsr T1;vv
stripe, Sl.25G75c; broad stripe, 50025c. No
8, SoQ25c: No. 4. 25Q15c Opossum~Nortb =
m nla a zOa25c: small. 25Giocg; e No sSg4of
use; No. 3. sc; No. 4. worthless. Musk
rat-Northern and Central: No. /, LARGE
2, 2OQ15c; NO 3, 10c; No. A. IOG5c, Civet
Northern and Central: No. /, large. 40aS
S0c; medium; Se eas9n: small. 20a15c; No. =
Northern and Central: No /, large. 7SSa
SOC; medium. 5oaS5c; small. 4O@25c; No.
!S95c; Others worthless Fox-Red fox.
No /. 75@30c; No. 2. 50@15c. Woif.
Timber. No. l, s2.5oa75c; No: 2. s1.Oo@s0c:
Cat-Wild cat No. /, sOa9Oc: No. "a
be: house cat. black. zoe: colors 10c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
Twelve Posts in Each Block.

$50 far as the general committee is
concerned" said w. w. Webb, chair
man, today, I'VE have decided on a
system which will call for the installa-
ton of twelve posts to the block, the
posts to have five Tungsten burners
each. They will be placed 81 feet
apart on each side of the avenue.
''TheSe cluster lights should be ex-
tremely effective as to attractive APP
pearance, and they have been selected
with care. They are not the most ex-
pensive poles on the market, nor are
they the cheapest, but they were Sc
lected with tn view to giving service.
1.-THE total cost of installation in
Guiding new cement curbing and gut
tiers in which conduits will be placed,
together with the poles. will probably
not exceed $2.25 to $3.50 a front foot,
which the property owners should not
object to paying, considering the fact
that the city will pay for the main
tenance of the lights, which will
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01

WHEAT-No. 2. S09S5c. =
CORN-42c.
OATS-3O632c.
BRAN-Per ton, $21
SHORTS-Per ton. $24
KAFFIR CORN-Per cwt. 75lgnc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
nneI.n Hide Marker.


fluctuations Furnished by james 9. Smita
Hide Co.. lUS East Third St.l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
Cotton Market.
kansas CITY Live Stock Market.

Galveston, Tex, April 1.-COTTON
1419c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01

Bradstreet's bank clearings report for
the week ending March 80. shows an ag-
gresate of S2,5S2, 1873, eco as against $2,S18,-
627 600 last week and S2,S54. $4,000 in the
CORRESPONDING week last year The follow
ing is a list of the cities: Pet. Pet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-04-01
TopeIxa Gram Daarhne

AOA1Ck8 N1Ed1AA nAAEkOBp
FURNISHED by ]. B. Billiard, corner KaNn
sas ave.. and Curtis st.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
MLSSHEPPED
That's What Anne HiIIyer Done &
Spilled a Bakin

Anne Hi1lyer, our talented 1oryer and
legal light, met with a peculiar mishap
last Friday night Before retiring for
the evening, Mrs. Hillyer made up her
bred dough in the dishpan and set it
on the floor close to the kitchen stove,
where it was warm and where it would
raise up light and nice, and then she
went upstairs and went to bed and to
sleep. Anne he happened to be out a
leetle mite later than usual that night,
being as he got into a legal argument
with Jason Smiley down to Hen Wealth
ersby's store, and remained there until
after o'clock trying to convince Jason
he was wrong, and then Anne got dis
gusted and told Jason to go to thunder
and he went off home. Anne went to
pass through the kitchen to go to the
pump to git a drink before he went to
bed, and being as the kitchen was dark
he went and stepped right into that
batch of dough and sunk in up to his
ankle, and being as Anne thought it was
the cat he had stepped on, being it was
that soft, he let yell out of him that
woked up his wife, and she come run
ming down stairs with the lamp, and
when she saw Anne standing there on
one leg and holding up the other foot
with dough all hanging to it, the way
she laid it into him was something aw-
full. She give him turrible talkin to
which he will never forget. Anne amt
got all the dough scraped often his boot
yet and never expects to.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Country Correspondence
SLAB CITY

Mrs. Jemima Peppers of Hickory
Corners visited Mrs. Sam Hankins of
this place last week, but the two women
had falling out. about what we did
not learn, and Mrs. Peppers went home
in disgust.
Jaspar Tarbell got kicked by a colt
on the 18th ult., and as result has had
lame back ever since.
Arioch Perkins, who has a lamb
whose mother died in the spring, and
which Arioch has been raising by hand,
is now wondering what he is going to
do with the lamb. 1t has turned out to
be ram and has got to buttin. Last
week it butted Mrs Perkins, who was
over the washtub out in the yard doing
her wash, and upset the tub and spilled
a lot of white clothes on the ground,
which was turrible aggervating Arioch
says he calkilates that lamb would make
powerful good mutton.
Mrs. Hester Jones, one of the hand
soonest widows of Slab City, has had
sttenshions paid to her by Mr.. Jim
Hawkins of Snake Bend, and roomer
says they are going to make a hitch
of it.
News are very scarce in our midst at
this writing, buC we hope to be able to
give you more of them next week.
VOX POPULL
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Almost a Fife

AMI Gookins, Our sivil war veteran
who fought at the Battle of Gettysburg
and run at the Battle of Bulls Run,
almost got into another fight with
Brent Hooker down to the P. O., whit
tin at his wood leg as usual, being as
AMI always whites at that when he
amt got nothing else to white at, and
talking about his war record, when
Brent up and say: 20, blast it, AMI, l
git sick and tired hearin you talk about
savin your country-I don't believe you
ever seen Gettysburg, and ennybody
who lets their wife boss EN- around
like what you do is mighty poor soljer
in my estimashion."
This made AMI so mad that he got
as white as chalk and he unstrapped
his wood leg and stood up on one foot
and helt the leg in his fist and told
Brent if he wanted his head smashed
to wade right in and have it smashed.
Brent he jest LATED and Ami hauled
off and throwd the wood leg and struck
Brent in the small of the back and
Brent amt felt well sinst Brent would
of trimmed AMI likely, but the crowd
helt him back. However he got holt
of Amzi's wood leg and throwd il
away over the Cy Hoslxin's vacant lot
which is crowd up to weeds, and Ami
never found it til next day. AMI says
he'll show Brent Hooker whether he
has got emmy fight left in him as yet or
not
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Cut His Finger

While in Hen Weathersby's store the
other day Hank Dewberry met with a
peculiar axideut Hank asked Jeremy
GooEins for a chew of tobacco ana
Jeremy Goolrins handed his plug to
Hank and Hank took out his knife and
cut off enough for about three chews
and handed the plug back to Jeremy,
who told Hank if he didn't mind he
would take what he cut off and give
him the plug, and Hank LATED and put
the hunk he had cut off into his mouth
and went to shut his barlow knife blade
and the blade caught his little finger
just as it flew shut and cut it almost to
the bone. Hank stopped latin and
jumpt into the air with yell and when
he seen the blood squirt from the finger
he got white as sheet and come tur-
rible near fainting, being as Hank can't
stand the sight of blood. Willing hands
led him outside and the fresh sif re-
vived him Hank was afraid that he
would bleed to death before he could
get the blood stopped, but the men pres
ent all LATED at him and wrapped his
! finger up in his handkerchief and then
poured kerosene on it, which some peo-
pie says is very good for fresh cuts
Hank is better at this writing and will
be more careful when he goes to shut
| his knife in the future.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22

come up the Deacon was pottering
around out to the barn and blamed
if a bolt of lightnin didn't come in
through the winder in the gable of
the barn and the Deacon said it
come within a foot of going
through him. Sinst then the Dea-
con calkilates that the Lord must
of been too busy at something else
to look after his safety and for
that reason the Deacon will have
lightnin rods put onto his barn.
That thunder and lightnin storm
ought to be a lesson to all of us to
60 and have lightnin rods ereckted.
The lightnin rod is great inven-
ton.
In conclushion we desire to say
that for the accommodation of
the public we have went and had
ourself appointed a agent for a
lightnin rod company and are au-
thorized to sell lightrlin rods to the
people of Bingville for all we can
get for them. Give us a call and
we will show you samples with
great cheer. Do not delay putting
lightnin rods on your house. An
other thunder and ightnin storm
might come up tomorrow and you
git struck like as not. Do it now
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Trouble fol Eph

Eph Higgins, our accommodating
postmaster, is having a awful lot Of
trouble with his stamps now that warm
weather is approaching. Last week Eph
had three of his stamps to stick togeth-
er and in trying to get them apart de-
stroyed one stamp, thereby losing two
cents. The hot weather makes the gum
on the stamps sticky. Last year about
this time Eph had trouble with the
cockroaches which got into his stamp
box and ct the gum often his stamps
for him: Between the hot weather and
the cockroaches Eph says that being
postmaster is no fool of a job.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Local BrevitieS

What we need as we go to press is
several new subscribers to the Bugle.
It would help out turrible if they would
also pay in advance. We already have
all the subscribers we want who pays
In arrears.
Jed Peters, our intelligent school
teacher, who taught the Bingville school
last year and has been reelected to
teach it next term and who is at present
studying law to the Co. seat and ex-
poets to be a great legal light some day,
Sundayed over last Sunday with his
home folks. Jed looked very pert,
smokes cigarettes, and seems to be a
good cal smarter than he was when he
left here.
A little rain would help the crops
some. Farmers down Hardscrabble way
report that it is too dry for things to
grow very fast
We desire to make apologies to sew
eral of our out of town subscribers
who failed to receive their Bugles last
week The reason was because we
thinned out our paste so as to make it
20 farther, and some of the wrappings
of the papers came off and they got
lost. We have made up a new batch of
paste, however, and hope your Bugles
will reach you in good shape. 1t is a
nasty job and we never do it until we
haft to.
Seth Dewberry, our heroick town
constable. has supplide hisself with a
club which he carries in his belt Seth
says it is the same kind of club which
policemen in the cities carries around
with them to knock evil-doers on the
head with Seth has been itching to try
his club on somebody ever sinst he has
been carrying it around, but at present
much to his disgust, he says he never
seen Bingville SO quiet and peaceful.
Mrs. Doc Livermore is down again
with dyspepsia, which keeps her sick a
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Personal Items

Old Hodge Perkins inhrm bachelor,
who lives alone on his farm two mile
west of Bingville, tells us that he is
sick and tired living alone. Here is a
matrimonial chance, ladies, which you
ought not to let escape. Them desiring
wives should advertise in the Bugle-
it brings results.
1t was reported on our streets recent
ly that Mrs. Alb Skinner lost her peck
etbook between Hen Weathersby's store
and her return home, but there wa:
nothing in it
Brad Tucker is down with the rheu,
matiz again in his right leg. Brad says
he wishes the consumed rheumatic
would shift to his left leg and give his
right leg rest We hope it will.
Deacon Butterworth, while making a
prayer at church services last Sunday
morning, only prayed about half hour
Everybody present wondered why the
deacon cut it so short until it was
learned that he was praying right under
leaRy place in the roof, and being as
it was raining outside the water was
dropping on his bald head and run.
ming down his neck. The deacon has z
turrible cold in his head as a conse.
quence, but he says he is glad of it
being as lie ketched the cold in the ser
vice of the Lord, as you might say.
Miss Molly Tucker is getting a new
polinaise made by Miss Phoebe Hilder.
brand, our artistick seamstress. Mis-.
Molly is a fine dresser. 1t has only
been about a year since she got a new
suit out and out.
Jim Mason didn't make a dicker with
the chap he met at the Co. seat who
was a-going to give him $500 in coun.
terfeit money for 500 of Jim's gooc
money The Teller borrowed $50 o.
Jim for a few minutes, and that's tn,
last jim has saw of him.
Subscribe for the Bugle and increas,
our circulashion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Lawn Fate! Lawn Fate!

A grand and glorious lawn fate wM
be give on the church lawn next Wsnr
day Evg., to which the Public is cot.
daily invited to attend.
Strawberries and ice cream will be
served to all who desire them at the
rate of 10 cts. per dish for ice cream
and 5 cts. per dish for strawberries.
Cakes goes in free, but you don't get
cake free unless you buy ice cream and
strawberries. Different kinds of cake
will be served baked by different ladies.
You can take your choice.
Bring the children with you.
Children will only be charged half
price for dishes of ice cream, being as
the dishes will be only half as big as
them which grown up folks gets.
The lawn viii be lit up by japanese lsutsrs,
and the young people viii be permitted TO play
az games they desire, except kissing
games, which the Rev. Samr Moore our be-
loved pastor. forbids. He says II IL unseemly Ia
indulge In promiscuous kissing.
Hot coffee and sandwiches viii be served Z.
all who desire something to warm them
MP, but the chances is 1t will be warm enough
The ice cream will be made outen pure cream.
ana there VIII not be as much cornstarch in I'd
as usual.
Come, and bring your wife and chill
best girl. Remember this is 4 rood cause, az
the proceeds Will be used to pay the pastor SONS
OF his back salary.
LADIES AID OF THE CHURCH
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22

We are glad to state that sinst
the terrible thunder and lightnin
storm of last Tuesday, several Of
our citizens has went and decided
to have lightnin rods placed on
their houses and barns and others
will foller their example.
We have always said that we
thought lightnin rods was a good
thing, but have been pooh-poohed
right to our face for saying so.
Now we can set back and look
pleasant and say, II told you so"
with satisfackshion. If there had
been more lig1tnin rods in our
midst last Tuesday it is a safe pre-
dickshion that not near so many
buildings would of been struck by
| 1ightnin in this visinitty.
Cy HosIins, who has always
been opposed to lightnin rods up
to this time, now acknowledges the
error of his ways and states that
he is agoing to have lightnin rods
put onto his premises until they
Jest bristle with EN-. Cys reason
for not having lightnin rods here
tofore was that his house was
struck with lightrin about three
years ago and going on the princi-
pie that lightnin never strikes rwict
in the same place. Cy he thought
Ilightnin rods would be sooperflu-
Gus. When Cy was nearly getting
struck hisself last Tuesday then he
changed his mind about lightnin
never strikin twict in the same
place.
Bige Barker never would have
Ilightnin rods about his place being
as he didn't want to attracl1t the
Ilightnin, as he said. We had to &c
and explain to Bige that lightnir
rods wasn't to attracLt hghtnin but
to keep it away and then the scales
fell from Bige's eyes and he admit.
ted that lightnin rods might be 4
awful good thing.
Bige said he had allus been o.
the opinion that lightnin rods wa.
to bring the lightnin and that fol-
the life of him ne couldn't never
understand why people would have
Ilightnin rods about the house, be-
cause from Bige's standpoint light
min was something that a person
would nacherly want to avoid i
possible and go a long way to keel
outen the way of.
Deacon Butterworth was op
posed to buying lightnin rods be
cause they was so expensive AM
also because the Deacon believe
that the Lord will prevent a person
from being struck by lightnin. Las
Tuesday, however, when the storm
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22

LADIES AID OF THE CHURCH
BingVillA
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
StTaYHt.--A Calf

A fool red calf with bald face took
a notion to run away last Tuesday,
which I haven't seen hide nor hair of
since. Anybody harborng said calf har-
bors it at their own expense and will
please return said calf to me at once.
HI HENDERSON.
Calamity Corners.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
For Sale \

I have a stuffed owl which I shot
seven years ago which measured 4 #.
from tip to tip, which l will Rll cheap,
being as most of its feathers is wore
off moving it around so much and so
it amt much use to me. anybody
needing stuffed owl call on me
Bingville HANK DEWBERRY.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22

tidied up, have decided to rent q
couple of rooms in my house to a small
family with few children and no dogs.
Rent cheap to right parties and good
reasons give for renting. Inquire of
Bingville. PETER TUCKER.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22

now a thing of the past Of course
there Is few crokay parties and things
like that, but nothing elaborate. So
ciety will brighten up however a little
later when the picknick parties begins.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22

good cal of the time. A person would
nacherIy think that there is no excuse
for a doctors wife being sick 1t amt
a very good advertisement for Doc
Livermore's medisins.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
Society

Society news in BingvilIe are very
scarce this week. The Bingville social
season is almost over, as you might
say, and tie brillyunt funkshions which
have took place during the winter are
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-22
To Let

Being as I have more room in my
residence than I know what to do with,
and being as it is hard chore for my
wife Mirandy to keep so much room