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The evening world., 1911-08-03

ROWLAND Ho Workcth uiHn0ly pth his hands and brirgeth
home All his shckeis on Saturday night.
Ne riseh without hdtino to be called and taketh the ice Of the dumb
unHcr.
AMI started the Kitchen range.
He considersth his utc and hisseth her OCCASIONALLY.
Sn days OF the Ueck doth he labor for his money and upon the en-
cnth dorh odd Jobs about the house for RELAXATION. 80
win his oWn hands he runneth the 1dTn moWcr and Wdshcth the f0
ne ldycth his hands to the pdror curtains and putteth up the portsrcs
he buttoreth his uics dresses up the back, WITHOUT munerinoH
ne puneh the cat out BY night. a. '
ne is not afraid Of the cook
His ashes fan mol upon the carpet and MS cigarette burnsh not holes
in The drdpcrics
For he doeth hs smoking In the stable.
he reareth circulating socks and seUeth o n hLs oWn buttons.
His orercoat doeth Mnp TWO seasons
Yet phen he rentureth abroad uWh his ufe no donneth q DRESS
SUIT uithout orumbhn0.
The crouch knoueth him not ana hh breakfast oludvs pIeasMh Mm.
His mouth is kled unh praises for hs uVes cooking. He doth not erpect
CHICKEN SALAD from leftover real 10 the making Of lobster SonXes
from a ham bone
His wVe u knopn IN the gates uhen she sthntn among the officers Of
her cIRb bvthe At OF hr 0orns and nor imported hats. He lxncheth wed.
.0re'y upon a ham sandDich and a glass Of beer that ne may airing nor WA
fine jeuehs. He orumbleth not at the bill. "
He openeth his mouth Ntth praises and NOTETH her ne0 frock. And
the cord Of nottery 70 Oh hts tongue. He percetvesh not the srssenes Of
OTHER uomen. 8
The club omd tho co,nsr COTE thy kno,o hm not 70, he d4nketA not
things BY dGy nor "seeth things by night" {
He may be TRUSTED to maa a letter. IS
Lo. many men hare I met In the worId but NONE IKE unto HIN.
Yet have We all seen htm-n your DREAMS! se'ohi
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T YERE 10 q set Of rules that mafs
= the fortune Of . famous beauty


8NOp'
Do not keep you customer waiting In
the anteroom until he Ia entitled to
give you blue streaks and black cpl
thets.
Be polite and busineAsiike. but do not
invite familiar conversation with your
customers unless they mak friendly
advances.
Never address a new patron IS my
dear or "dearfs." II IL poor business
etiquette and some natures resent IA
miliar address.
The condition OF the waiting room al
ways reflects the condition Of the busi-
tastefully furnished anteroom containing
pictures, books and late magazines may
hold back the otherwise hurried and
restless ones.
Every instrument should DO washed
ana sterllized as often as it Is used.
The supply of linen should be abun-
dant and every customer should be en-
titled 10 three fresh napkins.
Every manicure employed must repre-
sent in her own finger nails the art OF
which she Is capable,
Every hairdresser employed must rep
resent In her own couture the art OF
which she Is capable.
All apprenticed complexion doctors"
must have perfect compilations.
No charge accounts with men or
women who have not p%atronized the
parlors for half Il year,
No bills discounted that are three
months overdue, Interest accru,ng on
all bills that are more han three
months overdue,
No'tIps accepted by employees and
employers income not dependent on It,
Salaries are raised each year to COM
petents. with a weekly commission on
al customers satisfactorily treated.
No spy system or spoilers. but en-.
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From May smith to Eleanor
Broom. Same Dav.

~ AIRING Eleanor; What DO you
think? got . letter from Ethel
- this morning that nearly noored
me.
Signor Toman. the great vocal
teacher. simply raves owe her voice
and Is going to put her on at the
Metropolitan next season.
He hasn't decided yet whether her
debut 10 70 be made in Carmen or
"PaSliacci."
poAtan. Isn't Il wonderful. Yours
In haste. MAY.
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Notes That
Crossed In the Mail
BY Alma Woodpard-
Copyright. 1911. b Ths Pr0 Pul
From Ethel Jones to Her
Friend Nav Smith,.
BIZ Alma WOODWARD

n EAREST May: I have the greatest
piece Of news for you!
- The other afternoon Mrs. Black
called on mother n heard me sing.
She simply went into raptures over my
voice and insists upon my going Inn
II tried.
He 10 the greatest in tho city. you
know. n she knows one Of his pupils.
so she has some pull.
Oh. May. I'm q excited! haven't
decided whether I'll sing Mdcaela's song
from Carmen" or Medals Bird Solo"
Just imagine little ma having my
voice tried by the great S!gnor Tomati!
Aren't you proud Of me, child? With
lots Of love. ETHEL.
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Far North Coal Mine.
THE most n~ortherly coal mine in tn,

"HE most northerly coal mine In the
world is mat worked in Advent
Bay. Spltzbergen. The outcrop
OF the coal is several hundred feet
above sea level, and It Is brought down
to the shore by n funcular railway. A
hundred and htty men are employed all
the year round. although the bay is
blocked with ice and inaccessible TO
ships eight months in the y~esr-viz..
from November to June, Some 5000
tons OF coal were worked last year. and
the maximum output has not yet Sen
attained.
The evening world., 1911-08-03

n n OTHER, DEAREST: You remember that long.
MI beautiful talk We had that first day I came
AVA homo from school. whom you said you hoped I
would never DO afraid to tell you anything I thought or
felt or wanted. and that when the one supreme expert
ence OF life oame TO ne I must make you my conhdante
and friend and not think of you a' an un'ymDa'he''o' old
And you said I was never to feel that any reason or
obstacle In tho world would keep you from helping me
to my hearts desire onoe I was certain OF what 1t was.
Dear little mother. I have seen It. I have seen Him.
And now you must keep your promise.
Isn't II perfectly wonderful? Don't you think I'm
the luckiest girl In the world when I started on this
visit to Madsc I certainly never thought It would deter
-that apa afteruoau I ahould 40 inta a little country iruR
The evening world., 1911-08-03

TOR years our corner OF Cos Cob
has had no apples, though trees are
plenty This year, thanks to the es-
adjustment OF I'VE hives OF industrious
bees IN the tree belt, the trees are well
laden The hot spell ook the harvest
apples on the boughs so they have re-
NAMED rotting on the trees. where dis
solute wasps swarm TO become inebri.
ated on the fermented juice.
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Copyright. 1911. by The Press Pub
= + a girl don't think II Is something
L. ov a tragedy when the tailor spoils
her dress she Is entirely too much ov a
man.
YOU can AFFORD the thing that Will
! bring o the most happiness et
you can borrow the mummy TO buy It.
ID EV. FROST says we should live so
N that years after We have passed
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sbins Co THE New York World.
away our wife's second husband will
weep because we are gone.
M HY should man., with all his intel
w lect. be ashamed when even
beasts have their faihns'?
z IKE REYNOLDS saw that et a good
- ldee should get into David craum's
h9d It would find his brain suferin'
.Sm indigestion.
The evening world., 1911-08-03

n HIANuS Ladder and Hose No. l
w is having Its annual fair to pay
A'~ the 5000 It owes on It's auto en-
CINE. II people who have fires would
only have some water around the BOYS
could put them out IN a j,ny. 1ry can
E1ulrt .. *
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Sicno, 7onati to Ethel ZONES.

n HY Dear Miss Jones: Yesterday.
INl when I have try your voice. tho
A'A heart was not mine 10 tell You
what II Is true, So to-day l write tho
which ! could not say with my lips,
My dear Miss Jones. never, never.
NEVER IN this life will music TO your
throat come.
II 10 sorrow and sad to me TO tell you
the news-but It has to be necessary.
You are a nice young lady. very.
And II with much careful you study to
be a good cook. the husband will come
to you soon. I am certain.
And with a photograph and pianola
o will two OF you be content.
II 10 with regret. keen like a knife
edge, I tell you you voice Is rotten!
MARTINI TOMATI.
The evening world., 1911-08-03

THE stanch sand scow Phoenix No.
10 represents commerce on our
shores this week bringing mate
RIA TO enlarge the power-house, from
which Mr. Mellen expects to run every
thing his railroad has except the Leg
islature.
The evening world., 1911-08-03
Cos Cob Nature Notes

NUR citizens noted with intere., IN.
u other day that william ]. smith
had peeked out from under the
pea 10 see what was going on politically.
lie only beheld r.. jay and Jim, being
the same kind OF a Democrat as Johnny
our versatile iceman.
The evening world., 1911-08-03
FLIGHTS FOR WOMEN.

WOMAN AVA
TOR. Miss Har-
riet Quimby, hav-
/ g successfully
negotiated h e
aerial & IL r e
ght s, altitude
flights and landing
The evening world., 1911-08-03

vTlIE trumpet vines are in blossom.
This Is the latest plant to leave
out in the spring. but II makes
amends in strength and beauty. The
splendid scarlet blossoms attract the
hpmmlng birds and 50 become doubly
deco ai.Ne.
The evening world., 1911-08-03
BY Roy l.. MCC ardell.

US. tho popular and genial (some-
times) proprietor OF the cafe on
~ the corner, came over and sat
The evening world., 1911-08-03
iShins %. tThs New York wor,d).
From Eleanor Ero&vn to Ethel
Jones. NEXT Day.

- THEL Darl!ng: Just heard from
May of your wonderful success
- In Carmen" and "PagllaccL"
My. We are oil proud OF you.
kitten. I can't set over It at all. When
We were at school together I little
dreamed that you would. one day. be .
great prima donna.
I suppose you've been studying with
signor Tomat! for n long time without
letting any one k~now-clever darl!ng.,
But now that you're a. the top. do(D
forget the old friends. And once In u
while J suppose you could throw a
couple OF seats my way, couldn't
you? Fondly, ELEANOR.
The evening world., 1911-08-03

\ AZURE, which aphors a vacuum.
N has tackled state Highwayman
Macdonald and is raising a SPLEEN
do crop OF rag-weed, plantains. &c. on
the Post road. where he failed to plant
anything after ploughing it up last
October, 1t is also trying to help out
the man named Potter. who run the
trolley for Mr.. Mellen and who has been
-four months paving a thousand feet OF
track without finishing II. lie has spent
enough money already in lanterns and
oil marking the places where the autos
could upse, TO pay for the Job. All this
s. on the land the town gave The rail-
io~d without being paid for II.
The evening world., 1911-08-03

Copyright, 1911. by The Prsss Publishing Co.
THE New York worh).
The evening world., 1911-08-03
ONE BILL WELL STILLED.

.IOR GAINOR'S
second swat at the
legislative scheme
10 build the new
courthouse on what
is left Of City Hall
Park ought to give
i Q Stilwell bill
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my fate.

tore for glass Of sod and come away with tho knowledge that / had met What 10
ny fate 40 you thL
The evening world., 1911-08-03
MRS. SOLOMON
Being the Confessions of the SeON
HnndredM Wife.
1slasAfsd BY Helen Rowland.
1ssns4s9ss By Helen Rowland.

Copyright. 1911. by The Press Publishing Co. CThe New Yut World
PERFECT husband. trho can find onef
n For his price is far dborc steel stock.
= The heart Of his ,cttc rejoiceth in him, ard ne
hail hare no lack Of encouragement.
The evening world., 1911-08-03

Gaynor OF New York's little dog Spot.
we think Il. T. $. is pretty smart. bu:
lie is no, in i with Mayor Gaynor. who.
while not a Boy Scout. Is a ~judicious
compound OF Fox and Hawk. Some
think Skookum a prettier name than
sIot. but to us It only seems to have
more svllables.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
SUGGESTS RADICAL CHANGE.
senator Kenyon of Iowa Introduces
Provision for Antitrust Law.

Washington, May 9.-Three radical
changes IN the Sherman Trust
law were proposed in bill in
troduced by Senator Keynon Of Iowa
who has just vacated the office Of
Trust Buster" In the Department OF
Justice His bill would make jail SEN
tences compulsory for individual vio-
lators Of the law, and would extend
the provisions Of the present act 10
patents 10y providing that the patent
shall be forfeited where the patentee
Joined with others TO restrain trade.
The third change would make Illegal
the purchase or ownership Of stock
of competing corporations engaged IN
interstate commerce.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
Pcculinritics of Submarines.

Equilibrium Is almost as difficult
10 maintain for submarine vessel
as fer au acroplanc. says the Scleutl-
flc American win modern large
submarines II Is contendcd, the act Of
diving is performed when the vessels
have hcadway The bow IS dcprcss-
cd hy horizontal rudders controlled
by skIllful men, and the vessel moves
oNlduely downward. The desired
depth having been attained the steers
man must so manage the horizontal
uddors that the vessel shall prac-
tioally maintain It's level, but In fact,
It's course becomes really an undulat-
ing ono, up and down, There must
he no movements OF mon or weights
In the vessel without immediate com
pcnsatiou To- restore and maintain
the balance else the submarine may
dive to disastrous depth Manual
has been found better than automatic
control
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
Woman 10 Pitch n Game.

Philadelphia. Pa, May 9.-Charles
Doom, manager Of the Phillies, may
establish an epoch In basel ball history
by attaching woman 10 his team.
give Miss Caroline Peals, Philadel-
phia girl, whose pitching propensi-
ties have been developed through the
five years of practice, tryout next
against the Bellfeld country
club. The only twist that the fem
inine twirler has not mastered is tho
spit ball"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
TOM JoRDoN, BhNK RoBBER.

GmE HAVE THE strongest possible admiration for
IMI TaUuc, county, method Of handling bank rob-
|IHI bos % is both efficient and economical The
A-1 moral erect az Mondays demonstration viii
prove saIuaT Go the ouuro state and shall be much
|surprsod u there .snt less bank ropoup for awhile
rut TO- tho residents of old Indian Territory there s
more or loss regret chat Tom Jordon should die as a
bank robbcr Not 20 very many years ago Tom Jordon
hopcd make tauts Ilo was prospcr.u. catcman with
excellent credit Do had bis ranch out the great.
r'. uroros. aud was respected Boy an He was one Of
the leading spirits r establishing the town Of Collins
'Nc II' took stool, IN mos Of the young firms there,
ana hs associates were the best people Of the community
In those DAYS when the reservations were largely
without m" when tho road men rompod ana rcvecd in
unrestricted awlcmcss and crime Jordon stood aggrcs
sHey for law ana order Hc personally acquainted
with an of The wlld rowing. daredevil spirits Of the
time they at times mnde his ranch their breathing place
but he was not ~ them His early training held him
strong
But when the tide ~ immigration set strong towards
the Indian country when the old order hogan TO pass
faster and faster when civilization began to transform
the country from wilderness to tceming civilizations
after most Of the early Dad men had passed from the
stage Of action to the penalty Of their crimes then
the cali of the wild given hearing by Jordon and
financial troubles occurring that time soughcd his
veneer of civilization ana turned primitive man But the
hand Of civilization far around on the dial Of
Time ana he speedily apprehcnded BY influential
friends he managed to escape with light punishment and
he went 10 Colorado there to begin c anew That was
obout two years Many Of his old acquoiuances did
not know he had returned to the land he nativity
they read the story OF his being shot death bank
robhcr at Kcstone
Tom Jordor could have been an ornament to society.
Instead ne chose to be Even amer he had fall
len hc was given his lighting chance and refused to
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
WHAT LAW CAN DO.

rT Is TRUE that We are looking more and more to
~ m, law Go do the impossible No matter what
the problem the Legislature is asked to solve it
49, hy legislative enactment
This s absurd There isut present cyu or social
pum,NN m tn, solution Of which the Golden Rule isn't
mor, effective than any legislative enactment 1t s be-
Noud the power of law. making bodies to change or re
form tn, mind Of man what these agencies can do is
TO- uru,d, fer punishment ot certain tina, crml-
nal m their nature. Rut most of the trouble just now
s mot caused 10y violation OF such laws hut brought
about through that far more dangerous system Of stric
ly observing the letter of 'hc law In order TO escape
punishment while haDiwally violating H. spirit, thus
m0.uuT great ON injury society ana accumulatng
oven creator mont than II the letter also were violated
II 10 were possible to enforce the Golden Rule there
isn't soooll'd issue cvil today hut would instantly
disappear "no unto others as YOU would that others
would do unto you,' contains more morality, law vlr
tue and wisdom than was ever EXPRESSED In a similar
number of words Thot injunction Il observed, would
mean the oDoshmcut Of courts legislative bodies would
he without proper functions peace officers would bc SUI
rornuous the tongue Of sander would be slenced envy
jealousy har,d.-crmc of all kinds would perish from
the face of the earth
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
LOOKING BACKYARD.


Glance AZ Domestic Life In the
stone Age,
From the Dallas News
Away back In the DAYS ul the cave
dWcllcrs life must indeed have been "a
strenuous proposition
Aftcr you'd chased an antelope
thlrtl-ulnc miles through the woods
ana Killed II with a stou, hatchet with
an edge Ike grindaonc you had to
carry IL home thirtyuIur miles and
dissect It with piece Of nint that was
as sharp as "A Rugb' football
II company came tu dinner you
couldn't boil can of soup I'm a kct-
Tie ana serve the delighted guests
with something that made their
mouths water. Not much YOU didn't
instead you'd follow your cave
dwelling wife into the back part Of
the cave, and she'd say just like your
wife does today;
Fool IDIOT Wretch The yCry idea
OF your bringing people home when
you knew there wasn't ANYTHING in
the housc to eat"
Then you'd go out where the com
pany was twiddling It's bare legs and
say.
I'm awfully sorry, or man but
there amt anything 10 eat In the
house just make yourself AT home and
tn run over on the stone river and
see If ! cant kill something You
couldn't even give him that old song
about the grocer not coming
You'd have to wander about In the
Jungle and finally # luck was with
YOU, you'd kin something 1t didn't
matter what. You'd hurry home, and
Your wife ana the guest would be on
the friendly footing Of a walrus and
an alRchraic proposition, and the way
she looked at YOU would make the cold
chills run up ana down your spine
It's different these days, as much
as we lamhast the 'anncrs Of lima
Oceans and tomatoes and ham and
things, we have to admit that II beats
the stone Age all hollow
II you bring a friend home unex-
pcctcdly, Of course, your wife will
look at YOU as though you'd contemp-
lated skInning the baby or robblng
a Sunday s"hool OF IT. collection, but
shell be able to dish mp something!
II everything else fails she can call
up the drug store and get some Ice
cream, and lie 10 the guest, saying
1T has been so hot we don't eat
supper now. We usually have cream"
For times have changed since the
stone Age, and many ~ u.s. forget
ful of our blessings at other times,
must recognize that we are fortunate
peoples, when the time comes for a
Of Convcnienccs.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10

In view Of the fact that many OF
the Elhs who are expected In Tulsa
TO attend the state convention Of the
B. L .. r. will arrive In Tulsa ear
Her than the days on which the con-
Nention will be held, Tulsa merchants
have already commenced decorating
for the convention.
ON every "treet can be seen the pur-
pie and white OF the Elks, assisted by
the national colors, on the Elks'
building at Third and Boulde, exten-
sive exterior decorations have been
made, the red, white and blue, and the
purple colors extending entirely
across the .ront Of TIE building
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10

notwithstanding the great height
at which the men worked in replac-
ing the Niagara suspension bridge
above "A maelstrom from which es-
cape would have been impossible,
most of them soon grew unconcerned,
and some of them indeed, We'd with
one another in reckless daring.
So many valuable tools were drop
ped from the bridge that some of the
more careless were discharged. CON
sequently one day, when man drop
ped a wrench 200 feet TO the waters
edge, he foollshly started to recover
II by climbing down hand over hand
on steeply inclined thin wire cable
nearly 500 feet long He had no
sooner hogan his insane exploit than
a rival, not to Toe outdone started
out OF sheer hravado to descend an
adjacent rope.
After going a few feet they tried in
vain to return, and it seemed to their
Mortified companions on the bridge
above that human muscles could not
endure the increasing strain OF their
long journey. The foreman instruct
ed them how to climb more easily
and what to do at the bottom, ac-
companying his orders with violent
abuse, wisely bestowed 10 divert them
from the fright that added to their
danger by nothing less than mir
acle both men held on until they had
crossed over the water. Then one of
them, watching his chance, dropped
safely into trcetop. The other H.
naliy gave out aud fell considerable
distance to the ground But both es-
capped practically unhut.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10

They say that Rockefeller II so
rich that his fortune increases by
thousand francs every time his watch
ticks"
Good gracious, II | were he I
should be in continual fright lest
some one should steal my watch."-
Pclc Mele.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
Crciehlon Hns SEQ. onn Elre.

Omaha, Neb. May "a fire that
started in the elevator shaft Of Creigh-
ton College early yesterday did dam
age exceeding 10000 and will cause
suspension II classes of the five hum
dred Students Twenty-four members
of the faculty, all Of the Jesuit order,
and Summarly aroused 10y the alarm.
appeared in their night clothes when
the lircmen arrived.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-05-10
ELECT PRESIDENT PROTEIN.
Absence Of Progressive Senators Caus-
- Speculation Among Mcmbcrs

c- speculation Among Mcmbcrs
Washington, May 9.-Scnator Gal
l.ueor Of New Hampshire was unani-
mous.y nominated as president pro-
lcm of the Senate at the Repub-
ncau Senatorial caucus. Twenty Of
the nlN Republican senators were alb.
sent including nine of the progress
ives The four progressiyes In at
tendance were Brown Dixon, Borah
ana Kenyon voted for GallInger, It
rs expected that the caucus choice
win bc ratified by election The alb
ecncc of so many progrcssives caused
much speculation Some Of them have
announced that under no circum-
stances win they vote for Mr., Gal
lingcr