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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
A Poetic Prosecutor.

John Burns, city prosecutor OF st.
Paul, was trying to show Judge Fine
hout why some young men ought 10
be fined for tearing pickets off the
fence of Mrs. Joe Goesik. Mr.. Burns
said
Il know Mike Chicket tore of that
picket, and the lady took offence"
mo lady is charged with taking a
fence" replied Judge Finehout, and,
besides, this is no place for poetry"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

81 understand that sixteen different
women have brought suit for breach
Of promise against Ritter. What's HIS
Gefense?"
"Oh, he claims that he was simply
getting material for his annual out
put OF summer love stories. Puck
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

OF lie DefOre Il tried
Lydia +. Pinkham's
V e ge ia ole Com
pound. l was in such
a nervous condition
| could not keep
S till. NJ y Ii m b $
were cold, l had
creepy sensatiors
and / could not sleep
nights. l was finally
told by two phys
icians that L also
had a tumor. / read
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
Well Mated.

Thus the inQuisitive boarder:
What has become OF the old-fash-
ioned woman who used 10 call wed
ding reception an infare?"
Response by the whitehaired
boarder:
Il think she married the old
fashioned man who used 20 crack his
knuckles regularly twice a day"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

The antiseptc powder 10 be shaken into the shoes
II you want rest and comfort for tired aching swol
len, sweating feet, use Aliens Foot Ea Relieves
corns and bunons OF all pain and prevents blisters
sore and callous spots. Always use IL 10 Break In
New shoes Sold everywhere 25c Don accept any
substitute. For FREE trial package, address Allen
5. Olmsted. lie Roy, ~. Y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
Fine Scheme.

Wife-Please match this piece Of
silk for me before you come home.
Husband-At the counter where the
sweet little blonde works? The one
with the soulful eyes and
Wife-No. You're too tired TO shop
for me when your days work is done,
dear. On second thought, / won't
bother YOU
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
Had His Troubles.

Michael Dolan, an is it yourself?"
Yes; sure it is."
We'll, We know thot bletherin' spal
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
That | do"
He bet me bob to a pint of whis-
Ky | couldn't swally an egg without
breakin' the shell NV it,"
An ye did it?"
Il did"
Then phwat's ailin YEP"
IT'S doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waist coat,
IF l jump about I'll break it, and
cut me stomach wild the shell, an If
j kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have
a Shanghai rooster scratchin' me in
side"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

Horace Greeley invented the type
writer"
Where did you get that idea?"
"Well. that isn't exactly what
mean. but his handwriting was prob
ably more responsible for 1t than any
other one thing"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
Ambiguous.

Obliging Shopman (to lady who has
purchased pound OF butter) Shall I
send IL for you, madam?
Lady-No. thank you. IL won't be
too heavy for mo.
Obllging Shopman oh, no, madam.
I'll make II as light as / possibly
can. Punch.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
Quite Often.

Figg.-Two negatives make an af-
frmative. you know.
Fogg-With a woman 1t takes only
one.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
The Riddle.

The Sphinx propounded a puzzle.
why does ii always rain the day
you move?" she asked.
Herewith the ancients gave II up.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

A womans Idea OF brave man is
one who isn't afraid to 20 into n dark
closet In which there may be mouse.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

Is il possible to nourish, strengthen and Re
build the Brain by Food?
Every s..n, who thinks uses up part Of the
brain each day. Why don't It all disappear
and leave an empty skull In say month OF
brain work? Because the man rebuilds each
day.
II he builds little less than be destroys,
brain fag and nervous prostration result sure.
II he builds back little more each day, the
brain grows stronger and more capable. That
also is sure. Where does man get the material
10 rebuild his brain? Is It from air sky OF the
think about IL, the rebuilding material must
be in the food and drink.
That also is sure.
Are the brain rebuilding materials found in
all food? In good variety but not In suitable
proportion in all.
To illustrate: we know bones are made large
ly Of lime and magnesia taken from food;
therefore 10 make healthy bone structure we
must have food containing these things. We
would hardly feed only sugar and fat TO make
healthy bone structure In growing child.
Likewise II we would feed in a sklllful man
ner 10 insure getting what the brain requires
for strength and rebuilding. must first know
what the brain is composed Of and then select
some article or articles (there are more than
one) that contain these elements.
Analysis Of brain by an unquestionable
authority, Geoghegsn, shows Of Mineral Salts,
Phosphoric Acid and Potash combined (Phos
phate OF Potash) 29l per cent OF the total
5.33 OF all mineral Salts.
This is over one-half
Beaunis, another authority. shows "Phos-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

II sometimes happens that a street
fight reminds married man that
there are other places like home.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
WHAT
INVENT
THROUGH
Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Natick, Mass. II cannot express
what went through during the change
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

That fellow Gotrox is multimil
lionaire. He has more money than
brains"
well. what does he want with
brains?"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

Eminence is not to be obtained
without time and energy.-McCormas
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19

Myrtilla-He proposed, but didn't
say yes. ! want TO keep him on the
rack for awhile.
Miranda-Be careful. or you may
find yourself on the shelf.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
GOLF TOURNAMENT.
F. M. Breene of 5artiesviIle is Host
 at Interesting Match.

There was another enjoyable tour nament decided ca the links of the Hot Springs Country and Gold Club yesterday aiteraocn. This time Mir. Frank NJ. Breene of Bartlesyille, Ok lahoma., who is a guest of the Ar lington hotel cid me A71ors and ths same field as comprised the entries in the Christmas handicap, which was decided last Saturday afternoon. com tested.
 Since Manager Esars stared the initial event of 5he winter and spring seascn, guests of the Ar,ingtoa nave taken turns doIng the entertaning Sunday afternoon Judge J. Shea, also of Bartlesyille. served as the host. Monday afternoon Mr. F. R.. Sweeney of Kansas City, Mo-, one of the foremost bankers in the Middle West was in charge of affairs Yes terday afternoon Mir. Breene hung up the prizes, while this afternoon Mr. Aaron French of Pittshurg, Pa, who is also stopping at the Arlington. will entertain.
 MT. Breen's tournament was just as enjoyable as the three that preceded it. and so far as the scores went, was the banner one of the lot. Cross scores ran from sS for MT. Breene up to 122 for Mir. French; in fact the first six players were separated by but seven strokes.
 Mir Breene insisted upon Mr. Swec, ey, who was the runner as. tak- iag the first prize and s.sat gentle
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20

man really deserved il, as in addition to having the second hest gross score, his net score of S4 was the best of the afternoon.
 Sp.endidly evsl golf was p'ayed by the field Of eight contestants. Next scores, came Judge Shea, win s9; Mr. W. F. Chester with a5. and MT. F. C. Perkins, with 9S. Drs. Robert B Dimon and z N. short a.ld Mir. French followed in quick sue cession.
 Mir. French is to entertain this as- ternoon and the indications are that there will be saother tournament to- morrow, as the visiting golf set is having such good time that it is in- sisting upon having an event every day. The scores in the Breene tour nament follow
 F. M. Breene, Bartlesville, Okla. gross 9S. hasldioap l2, net S6
 E. R. Sweeney. Kansas City, gross 100, handicap 16, net S4
 Dr. R. B. Dimon, Hot Springs, gross l02, handicap l. net 10.
 W. E. Chester, Hot Springs. gross 103. handicap s, net 95.
 Judge ] J. Shea. Bartlesvlle, Ok lahoma gross 104, handicap Is, net s9.
 Dr. z N. Short, Hot Springs. gt oss 1l9, handicap IS. net lOI.
 Aaron French, Pittsburg, Pa, gross l22, handicap 20, net 1o2.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
ARLINGTON ASSEMBLY
Enjoyable Party Given by Manager
 corrineton Last Night.

Last Nights Assembly at the Ar lington hotel was lberally attended and complete success even Hlough the inclemency of the weather kept away lot of Hot Springs people. It was strictly formal affair and many handsome gowns were siowa. The hotel crowd was much in evil dence Miss F. Cannon. Miss Florence Walbaum Mrs. Al H. Block, Mrs Alexander Douglas, Miss Frances l-o- gan, and Mrs. William Block being particularly prettly attired
 There will be another informal dance Saturday evening. Then comes the two big balls of the season, the one Christmas night and then the one New Years right Manager Joe w Corrington announces that reser- vations are pouring Sa for the ball New Years nighs and that he eontem- plates entertaining record breaking throng.
 Last nights Assembly lasted until close to midnight. The dancers nev- CT tired so well did Professor Rich ard Barton's orchestra play Practi- callly every number drew an encore. Prominent among those in full dress were the following:
 
 Mss E Cannon of Camden, N. J.: Mrs. Frederick Walbaum and Miss Florence Walbaum of New York: Mir. and Mrs. Al H. Block of New York; Mir. and Mrs. Frank Breene of Bart lesville. Okla. Senor A Ustal of Tampa, Fla MT Aaron French Of Pittsburg, Pal Mrs Daniel McClnch of Philadelphia; Mrs. Edward A. Bush of St Louis; MT J M. Hutch ins of New York; Mrs Alexander Douglas of St. Louis: Mir. and Mrs. E.. C. Perkins Of Chicago Miss Fran ces Logan of Washington Mrs Geo. w. Parrish of South Haven, Mich. Mrs. Charles Miehelstetter of Chica. go; Mrs. J. A McRae Of Saskatoon. Can. Mrs Harold W Lanigan of St. Louis; Mir. and Mrs William Block Of clevel8nd o; Mrs. l.. Mil Ter of cleyeland.l O.: Mrs. ] D Hide brand Of Memphis; Mir. L. ?. Grin
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
KILLED HUSBAND
 REPFNISs HER ACT
FIT. WIFE SHOOTS TO KILL BUT REPRINTS HAsTY ACTION AT
 SIGHT OF CORPSE
Father of Stain Man Forsives the Wife Who Says She Did Not Mean
 to Do 1t.

Fort Worth, Tex. Dec. 19.-Over the bier of his dead son, Thomas W. Trout. the aged father of Hom- CT Y. Trout, the prominent cattle- man, who was killed by his wife at the Germania Grill Room under dramatic circumstances, extended for giveness to the young woman, who then swooned and had to be carried from the room.
 Mrs. Trout who was released ca bond of s2,5OO following her prellm- mary hearing on condition that she be constantly guarded, insisted that she be allowed to take last look at her dead husband and ask his for giveness. She would not believe that she had killed him until she beheld tIhe corpse itself. She was taken to the undertaking establishment in an automobile, where she came face to face with the father of her victim Throwing herself at his feet, she cried that she had not mean to Kill his son.
 The threat of Mrs Trout to Kill heNself caused the justice of tine peace to order her to be closely watched while on bond
 The police are trying 10 locate the party who telephoned Mrs. Trout that her husband was at the grill with an- other woman
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
ARLINGTON ARRIVALS.

Prominent among those rasistering at the Arlingtcn hotel yesterday were Mrs. F. D. Wilkinson of lonngs- town. O., and Miss Grace Minehalt, MT. w. L. Bush and MT c N. Bahr of Chicago. Mir Bush is a regular win- ter visitor to Hot Springs. He is a splendid entertainer aad chirped a lot of new stuff, While tapping the ieeg- es, in the parlor of the Arlington be- for the dancing started
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20

nan of Terrell, Tex; Miss M. Mine hart of Chicago, and MT. Garret Els le, MT. Wayne Moore, Mir. John Well, Miss Eisele. Miss Moody aad Miss Moore of Hot Springs.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
TEST NEW BATTERY.

Fort rotten, N Y Dse la A broken pane or two Of glass was the only damage 50 far as could be learn ed tonight from the test of the new l2inoh Mortar battery at Fort Totten today, announcement of the possible dangers of which had agitated the
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20

territory for mi.es around on Long .lslaSd The firing was to test new type of recoil gear aad t was an nounced the carriages had withstood the strain successfully.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20

Mrs Joe Hilliard Is back from g brief business trip to Little ROCK Ark.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
SPOOL COTTON FREE

greatest chance offered them to buy first class merchan .reso ok will be marked in plain figures Strictly one to this sale expecting to find the best values you ever sale.
 DID YOU EVER SEE $150 Broadcloth sell at
 37 cents
 DID YOU EVER see Ladies, Hemstitched Sill Scarfs
 sell at 21c2 DID YOU EVER Mems $2.50 Patent Colt Shoes
 sell at 89c per pair. DID YOU EVER see Dr. Reeds $6 to $S hand sewed
 Mems Shoes sell at S2I92 imagination could conceive by coming to this great sale
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20

Born To Mir. and Mrs. Chas Bfaux, Mcaday night, baby boy.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
ENTERPRISE DUCKS WIN.

In a good game at the Southern Bowling Alleys last nieht the Enter prise Duck Pin team defeated the Mallards hy scores of 426, 44s. l44 to 45l. 42S. 4S1. Score:
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
MaIIards.

Mazaia g2, 75, s2 Melard S5, S5. SC: Runlsle 99 lo3. ST; Ford S5. e, 72; Haley 90, 9S. 104.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-20
Enterprise. |.

Schwartz 90. 94, 95; Gibbs. Sl, 7l. S8; Bright S6. no. 7e; Crosby 90, ss, 93; McMillan @. 91, g7.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21
AfwARss.No woRp,
iFrer, che tserp,e,ds airl.

You are becoming BALD Tho hair L
getting thin on the top OF your head
and unless you take my advice you VAL
before hong, be e. hairless - croQust
ball. Remember too that chronic bald
ness 40 incurab1e.
It u all due to dandruff. can tell.
because you always have dandruff
flakes on your coat collar. Besides. De-
ing an indication Of impending bald
ness, It also suggests untidiness.
Newbro's Herpicide will kill tho germ
that causes dandruff. checks further
accumulation of scurf skin and stops
falling hair.
You are not taking any chances when
you purchase Herpicide and you are
tempting fate when you use anything
else. SHerpicide has thousands upon
thousands OF satisfied users who testify
Ito Its germ destroying and hair pre-
serving qualities.
Your druggist is authorized to guar
antee 81 size bottles. The best bar
bers recommend and use 1t.
Send 10 cents in postage to The Her
picide Company, Dept. r. Detroit,
Mich. for sample and booklet.
B. A. Morgan. special agent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21

10 know the time win take dial from
bis pocket. something like the watch
which he carries now" said Afr. Hig-
genbotmam, ''but instead of ivoking nc
the DIAL and aguring how slow or fast
the watch 10 running ne will simply
press q button on the watch and the
waves OF electricity from controlling
clock. perhaps many miles away, viii
spin the needles around to the proper
position and show him the correct time.
such timepieoe viii be simple. as
probably only a few wheels will be
needed for the works thus making the
price low and the probability OF Its
needing repairs or other attention
slight 1t will work With the simplicity
OF telegraph key"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21

{ 4 IA /. y . /. ri t =
M, Hlaae," she rsmonstrated.
( 'Nor' he answered her. and biz voice
was tease ard strained. Il wish you
haA never como back. wish that you
hid disdr'
sOh, tut, cut" she said. laughias.
though Q glitter came into her eyeA
she was forewarned. That n not Q
vsry cheerful reception. II seems to
n that you are becoming old and
peevish."
!, II am" he asserted. LILLIAN
'.Miss Breed. II you please" she cor.
roctsd him.
.'Ill call you BY less formal name
than that IL ! like" he fiared. Il
know every step that you took while
you were away"
''Indeedr' she said pleasantly, realiz-
ing for the first time that there was
some basis for the hints that Blagg
had often given her of powerful or
Ranization Of which he was the head.
Her calmness angered him. "What-
ever OF awe I ever had for you -
gone" he declared. Whatever of 70
spect I ever had for you Is swept
away. whatever Of love I felt 10
dead. now that know you for what
yeu are. now that you have made
yourself common
"Be careful" she warned him. ut
IL not safe to talk that way to me-"
.Safe or unsafe" he cried. what
do. 1, !cara2 IAhaye died thousand
deaths In the past week, and cannot
be further harmed"
TOO bad. she murmured in mock
sympathy. "Deaths among the lower
orders of the animal kingdom seemed
quite common last week. They just
found one poor fool in the Long Is
land woods this morning. He looked
like workingman. A revolver was
by his side. but he had not been shot.
He had been :strangled. That's bad
place down there. Somebody shot at
Kelvin there earlier in the week. but
it was foolish waste Of ammunition.
Kelvin bears charmed life. BY the
way, You have not yet stated what
has made this alleged tremendous
change in you" She looked at him
mockingly. q half smile upon her lips.
"Are you daring me" he cried. bis
nervous tension Increased to the break
ing point by: her recital of the failure
of his plans. the first news he had re-
ceived of 1t.
Tell me-" she defed him.
"Have you not made yourself Kel-
WINS mistress 2"
He had expected to overwhelm her
with this. to meet her indignant de-
NAL. to have to brave her fury. In
stead she let her half yelled eyes rest
cruelty upon him and walked toward
the door.
yes" she said.
He recoiled as though she had struck
him q mortal blow. Rigid and immov-
able AZ he woutds sver be in death be
sat, and from the stairway there noat-
ed up to his numbed ears gay little
song that Lillian, lightly hummed ~
she tripped down % the library.
Gro Be Continued.l
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21
PREDICTS. wlaELEss WATCH.

Manufacturers Gays Present osyis o.
Time Pises 10 Doomed.
st. Louis. June 21,--(aold and silver
watches soon will be melted for the
precious metal which they contain. &C.
cordinG to q prophecy made at the
jewelers. convention by Charles Hig-
genbotham, OF South Bend. Ind.
A great stream OF central clocks. alb
solutely correct and connected by wire
less electric waves with individual
timepieces carried In mems vest peck
cts will supersede the present regime
OF individual watches, In the opinion OF
Higgenbotham, who Is superintendent
OF a South, Bend watch company.
I'm n few wears the man who wants
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21
Marshalltown Property
Wanted

VINO wants to trade q good residence
or business block for improved 160 acre
farm in Kingabury county South Da-
kOta?
Unimproved 100 in Minor Co, s. D,
Unimproved $50 In Polk Co., MINI.
Unimproved 100 IN Marshall Co,
MINI.
Unimproved 100 in Stanley Co.. s. D.
Improved 800 in Grant Co.. S. D.
Improved 20 in Allamakee Co.. Iowa.
Who wants q 5000 mortgage drawing
s per cent, due May 1912?
See a. 8. NUGENT,
alitown, lows.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21

vsl1 Otap ~ Wotoy ~ - 10
Little Arthur was very Dso06 -
his msmbeFship In the hand oe -.
cy." He wore the ba1gs. = s1Don
star. - n Il were . polacsnans -
signla. and could sftsa - Aeaz1 -
proving the other boys for their esueD
treatment of dogs and cats.
But one day . Lady q The ns1uA,
the very act OF tofmsntlng IL ea3
most cruelty. She protested. wv.
Arthur. what are you doing? I
thought you belonged 70 he hand q
mercy"
II did" he said. hut lost my sta1.s
Tho METROPOLITAN,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21
aSsified Advertisements.
.~rd..h n.~A- d 10" Tess hal - e

of rcd clover. ON our own line. frequent
train service. Best markets In Amer
lea. Prices low. terms easy. Home
seekers assisted. Illustrated htera t,iro
free. Write Land Comm issioner. q. =
I. r. r. r. ISL wolyin Bldg. Duluth
MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-06-21
OKLAHOMA LAND.

Chikaskia Valley Real Estate Com !
pany. not Incorporated, Andrew Bur-
rows. manager. Peckham, Okla. WIN
sell you farms In the famous ChikaskfAi
River and Duck Creek valleys In Kayi
county. Oklahoma. Will recommend
this part OF Kay county to any ono able
to buy a farm. fence 1t hog tight and
make business Of feeding hogs andt
cattle. raising horses. etc. But to no,
one else. Andrew Burrows, manager.
office In Browning building. residenco
one mile south of Peckham.