The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-11-05
SNAP SHOTS.

comes to the front he either looks i'm
portant or grins.
Nearly every man has to summon
all his force to get married.
Every deserted house is filed with
ghosts
Few soft soap friends are good
rinsers.
Doctors are called upon to meet
many complications.
Every struggle. with reciprocity
brings out the absence of It.
A careful man treats case as it
stands, understanding that it may at
any moment change position.
A guess is considered good until it
is impeached by events.
The hobble skirt is Ill adapted to
the stile.
The recall causes many men to run.
The lower the dress is cut the high
er the price.
Pumping up tires provides school
in forbearance.
Thunder and lightning brings mar
ried people together.
Some people take to arbitration to
be arbitrary.
Family disputes are interminable
because no referee is provided.
When mas loses his mind he
thinks other people should get busy
looking for theirs.
If man cannot organize a mutual
admiration society it is said he is no
politician.
Two sided men try to keep their
moral side in the most conspicuous
place.
The strikes one hears the most
about are the strikes that are never
made.
The man who is anxious to meet
Just one honest man forgets himself.
A leader is one who has managed to
get his name at the head of the ticket.
It Is not uncomfortable that the army
mule may have to give way to the
motor truck If the speed limit is dis
regarded.
When a man is counting ne is COM
PEELED to study maneuvers.
Many men who do not know how to
take care Of their stomach think they
can provide for two.
So far as the goat is concerned, the
pleasure is in seeing someone else en-
gagged in the exercise Of riding it.
One Of the difficulties in school
teaching is In taking the boys whistle
away from him.
Every steep grade presents ex-
amples Of overdraft.
The man who will chew prune for
twenty minutes ought to be divorced.
When the governors get together
they look no larger than sewer gans
The leading industry in public life
is in trying to think of something to
say.
1t is well to be at a safe distance
when a frothy man uncorks himself.
1t Is within the observation If ev-
erybody that young people engaged to
be married receive lot of attention.
When woman has done everything
she can think of for her complexion
she reads more advertisements.
When a woman has done her work
she changes her dress, and on the
whole manages to keep fairly busy
When timid man is confronted
with gun he puts his hair up, but
lit advantages him nothing.
AS soon as man has time enough
to earn living he acquires some
other habit.
II you want to know whether the
milk man can get mad ask him if he's
on the water wagon.
Many men get married because they
do not know how to govern them
selves.
People who like to see clean back
yard will find the prospect improved
as they go forward.
An expeditions way to learn a thing
is to teach it to others.
1t is remarkable how easy it is to
tip up man who is very firm in his
opinions.
1t takes time for a woman to be-
come accustomed to being called aunt.
The fashion in high heeled shoes Is
notice to every observing man of the
girls disposition.
Little tots under school age delight
their parents by saying they want to
go SO bad.
The grandmother who hasn't a list
of smart things the children have said
or done is unworthy of her office.
1t is provoking to find the clock has
stopped after it has been watched an
hour for bedtime.
Employers Liability.