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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
NOT A "fUll-LENcrH" PAPA
Child Wanted Original Of Portrait That
Had Been Made So Familiar
70 NUr.

An amusing incident IL related a
young service matron who had 70
linQutshed her husband for two years
and who. having before his departure
insisted on good photograph, applied
herself assiduously to the upbrinxing
OF her two-year-old baby with q view
to the child's familiarity with her dls
tinguished father. Each day she would
call the baby girl to her and, kneeling
beside her. would hold up the photo
graph, pointing out each feature to
the child.
One dry the ofiicer came home, and
the baby girl, then four years old.
was summoned. Come, DEAR" said
the mother in glee, papa has come
home at last!" The child surveyed
the omcer in perplexity and finally
shook her head.
What Is the matter, dearr' asked
her mother WELL" replied the child.
he looks something like my papa. but
my papa hasn't any legs!"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Some time ago ! was taken with
eczema from the top OF my head to
my waist. 1t began with scales ON my
body. l suffered untold itching and
burning, and could not sleep. l was
greatly disngured with scales and
crusts. My ears looked as II they had
been most cut on with = razor. and
my neck was perfectly raw. suffered
untold agony and pain. tried two
doctors who said had eczema In Its
fullest stage, and that It could not
be cured. l then tried other rem
edies to no avail. At last. tried set
Of the genuine Cuticura Remedies.
which cured me Of eczema when all
else had failed. therefore cannot
praise them too highly.
Il suffered with eczema about ten
months. but am now entirely cured.
and l believe Cuticura Remedies are
the best skin cure there Is" (Signed)
Miss Matte j. Shaffer, r. F. D. l, Box
3. Dancy, Miss. Oct. 81. 1910.
Il had suffered from eczema about
four years when boils began to break
out on different parts of my body. 1t
started with a fine red rash. MY
back was affected first. when 1t also
spread over my face. The itching was
almost unbearable at times. l tried
different soaps and salves, but nothing
seemed to help me until l began to
use the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
NM h0v ~ <hovv, n,,rAd mn ou%NroIv
recommended them to my sister for
her baby who was troubled with tooth
eczema. and they completely cured her
baby" (Signed) Mrs. F. l.. Marber-
ger, Drehersvilie, Pa. Sept. 6, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment are sold everywhere. q sample
Of each. with 32-page book, will be
mailed free on application to CUT
cura," Dept. L, Boston.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
POULTRY NOTES.

Ducks az \ rule are hardy.
Watch the little chicks for head
lice.
Exercise keeps the fowls In good
health
Young chicks should not be allowed
to roost too early.
Keep the best old hen turkeys for
next years breeding.
Nothing is more likely to cause trou.
BILE In mature turkeys than overfeed-
Ing.
For Ice on little chicks use a drop
OF grease on the head and under the
wing.
There is no better preparation than
the l.me-kerosene wash for the hen
house.
Three lice can suck moro vitality
from the little chick than all Its food
can supply.
A small crack or opening Just above
the hens on the roost, which creates
q draft. Is the cause OF many colds.
Turkeys that eat with ducks and
geese hnd with the other fowl usually
get too much to eat and become over
fat
Young turkeys should be confined
In a dry. clean and safe pen until
they are past the young danger stage
VI life.
Duck eggs are Ia demand by con.
PETITIONERS, az they impart 4 glaze to
their !cing. which cannot be had with
hen eggs.
The poultry raiser IL now finding
out that the early Matched chicks are
more vigorous and profitable than
the late matches.
The young turkeys should Be
turned out into the nelds just a.
soon ~ the dew IL on the grass ana
should b allowed TO remain out until
AAHk
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Ono Of the best repartees ever cred.
tied to . habitual maker Of happy
phrases was that made by the be-
loved "Autocrat Of the Breakfast
Table" on q certain social occasion.
Going to dine with a Boston neigh
Dor Dr.. Holmes was met by her with
an apology:
i could not get another man. We
are four women and you will have
% take u all in"
"Forowarned is four armed" he
said with bow.-Youth's Companion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Value Of 4 Garden.

From an economical standpoint q
good garden is a good investment.
Some years ago l was curious to
know the costs to the mechanic with
a family Of Ave persons for the sup
ply Of vegetables during the summer
season, and was surprised to know
the amount was $48, says a writer In
an exchange. The head Of the family
was, therefore. obliged to labor for
"a days at 81 per day to pay for the
vegetable bill and yet he did not con-
slider 1t was an extravaganza.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
SOWING IN THE DRY AREA;
Drill System Of Seeding Puts See
Down Where Il VII, Reach Mole
turo and Germ lnAtA.

Rroadcasting seed may answer yer,
well In humid areas under certain con
ditionS. In dry areas, however, IL
should be avoided. Unless the SEED
goes down where 10 reaches moisture
It will not terminate. II cannot b.
put down to an even or uniform depth
when broadcasted.
The drill has the following advan
tages over broadcast sowing IN dry
areas, says the Dakota Farmer I,
puts the seed down to where It viii
reach moisture: that IL. when mos
ture Is present. 1t is frequently pres
ent at a lower depth than would sui.
nce for broadcast seeding. 1t die
tributes the seed mere uniformly than
would be possible when broadcasted
1t presses the earth around the seed !;
that Is, when press drills are used
They ought generally to be so used
II calls for less seed than broadcast
sowing. The difference in favor of the
former IL not less than say one peck
per acre. 1t puts the seed 30 far down
that the harrow will not take many Of
the plants out II the work IL carefully
done. This Is not true Of grain that
has been broadcasted. When winter
grain Is sown the depressions made by
the drill may to some extent tend to
protect plants from injury from the
Winds. The difference between drill
sowing and broadcasting in such areas
may make the difference betweea suo
cess and failure in the crop.
The depth to which grain should be
planted IL Influenced by the kind Of
soil, by the condition OF the soil al tc
tiith. and by the moisture which II
contains. Planting may be deeper In
sandy soil and In coil of good tilth
than In heavy clays. But in any soil II
the seed IL to terminate promptly. II
must 90 down to where the soil il
moist. 1t may be pecessary In some in.
stances to plant wheat and other
grains as far down a. four inches, but
less depth Is better when the condi
tons for growth are right Fairly deer
planting. however, should be- the rule
In dry arear. The plants are then more
safe from the injurious influences Of
drOuth.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Fell for II.

Fa-as." drawled the Yankee. II once
knew a man, sir. who fell OF a win
dow ell in q fiat 20 stories high and
never hurt himself, beyond = few
bruises"
NONSENSE" exclaimed the English
man.
"Truei" asserted the other. up
there he was cleanin' the window. and
he fell right off,"
"Bosh!" said tho Englishman- How
could that be?"
"Wa-al. SIR" drawled the Yankee,
you see. he Just happened luckily to
tall 1nside!"-Tid-B Bits.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Wanted too Much.

The hanson ordered by q middle
aged sptnster was late. and the cabby
came In for . good rating when he
onally drove up to the door.
I shall probably miss my train. f"
the irate fare" informed him, land
: I shall hold you responsible. want
to know your name, my man, Do
you understand I-want-your-
nAmel"
Tho driver clucked up his horse,
easily. You'll make your train all
right. madam" he assured the woman
inside. And I'll let you have me
number II you like. But YOU can't
another young lady."-Philadelphi
Times.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
The Quaker Scored.

An old Quaker went into q booksell-
er's shop and an impertinent shopman.
wishing to have some sport at his ex-
pense, said to him:
you are from the country. are you
not?"
YES" replied the Quaker.
Then here is just the thing for
you" responded the man, holding out
the book.
What Is 1T" asked the Quaker.
1T ts an Essay on Rearing
Donkeys.'"
Friend" said the Quaker. thee had
better present that to thy mother"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
And Then He Escaped.

William" said Mrs. Peckem, stern
ly, did you ever stop to think that
some one might steal me when you
are away?"
WELL" responded the poor husband.
with far away look. II was a little
alarmed when a horse thief was prowl
ing these parts last week"
Mrs. Peckem stifiened up haughtIly.
"A horse thief, chr"
Yes. heard that he carried on
two or three nags from this district"
And then Peckem made q Decline for
the door.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Pasture Better Than Grain.

Pasture OF any kind--clover, alfal-
IA, or any of the grasses, affords good
food for the piks. and 1t is so much
cheaper than the grain feeds that 1t
IL surprising that more farmers do
not fence in tracts and SOW the land
to grazing crops for their swine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
A Few Stock HeadInoe.

Joined in June" Is the way = south.
ern newspaper heads = wedding re-
port This suggests = few other al
alterations ~. "Fastened in February.
MATED In May" Attached In Aug
ust," Sliced in September" and 'Di-
vcrced In December. Tran
script
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Rape will produce pasture feed In
from SIX weeks to two months from
sowing for all stock that will eat 1t,
and It is available earlier than most
green crops as feed. and 1t may be
eaten when young without injury. 1t
also furnishes pasture until late In
the summer If sown SIX to eight
weeks before wanted.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

rriend-(to juror)-Why did you &c.
quit the prisoner wnen he actually
owned W to the theft?
Juror-Wen, you see. the foreman
argued that . man who would steal
would also lie about 1t. SO we didn't
want to convict an innocent man
Boston Transcript.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

To secure the cheapest pork. the
1nest pork and produce hogs that win
be tn the best possible state Of health
and vigor. alfalfa must be included in
the calculation. At the Kansas sta
ton gain Of 800 pounds Of pork was
made from 4 ton Of alfalfa hay and
about the same amount from an acre
Of alfalfa pasture.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Supply.

New Minister-Now just one thing
more before accept this charge. Have
you got "supply?"
Deacon--Well. yes. though we never
said anything to the last preacher
about It, I'll show you where 1t Is,
and get you key. but l tell you you'll
have to be just as careful about using
1t as the rest of us!-Puck
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Swift takes in all OF the ball games,
prizenghts. bowling matches and. In
tact. everything In the sporting line"
Isn't the old reprobate married?"
Yes, he Il. but he doesn't let 1t In
tarfere with his pleasures. 1t is Just
Q aide line."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Her Method.

did you get rid of the nies?''
Il don't know. After we had
burned carbolic acid on . shovel and
made a smudge of some kind of DOW
der and scattered oil OF sassafras
around, don't believe any flies could
stay in the place. l know US folks
couldn't"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Quarters and Halves,

George AIDE. at the recent Lambs
GamDol in New York. objected to the
extravaganza OF the modern wife.
1T is true that the married men OF
today" he ended. have better halves,
but bachelors have better quarters"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Corrected.

Tho Colonel-Majah. I'll bet I've
sweat no less than II gallons.
- Tho Major-Begging your pardon,
gentlemen don't sweat; they pcrspire
Horses sweat.
The Colonel-Well. then. by gnd,
Ouh, I'm q boss!
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Gray Matter.

Il used to think could hire all the
brains wanted for $35 a week." Mr.
Pushem said
We'll, couldn't your"
Yes. But 1t wasn't long before
had to call In a 100000 lawyer to
straighten out the kinks they put into
my affairs"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Watering Horaaa.

PainstAk,ng and experienced horse
men have proven beyond a doubt that
horsAs seem to b better nourished
when systematically watorod before
feeding and then two or three hours
11torward.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Lone-faced Individual-I tell you,
vcung man. you are going straight T.
he'll.
Young Nan-An r.. old chap! See
~ lator-BootoA Transcript.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

who Is that man." asked the new
boarder. who Is making such a fuss
because he has swallowed . fish,
bone?"
That's the sword swallower at the
dime museum around the corner"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces innamma
ton, AllAys pain. cures wind collie. Csc botslA
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

For trainwrecker no punishment
can be too severe.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Aflenr Foot aase tho Antiscptic powder for Z1rsA
aching, swollen nervous foot Gives Pest 40
comfort. Makes walking Aieught. Gold evarywhefA
&c. Don't accept any substitute. For ERhD
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

Caller-I was thinking about OPEN
Ing drug store In this neighborhood.
Do you think one Is needed around
here?
Resident-Great idea. There's no
place within ten blocks where a man
can buy stamps or see the city direc-
tory.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

The difficulty of knowing what not
to say is knowing when not to say It.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Tho Retort coursaoua.

Manager-You prima donnas want.
70 much for your services.
Prtma Donna-And you manage1a
w0nf our aAFvfnnn L. a Anu~
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08
Impovtant 10 RNothera

UUtpOVtdFW 10 M0tO0F0
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy foi
infants and children. and see that IL
Bears the ~ -
Signature Of &NzEx
In Use For Over 90 Years.
Children Cry for Fletchers Castoris
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-09-08

CW Mp II not recommended for
everything; but II you
ROOT have kidney, liver or
bladder trouble It Will be
found just the remedy you need. At drug
gists in nifty cent and dollar sizes. You
may have q sample bottle OF this wcuder-
ful new discovery by mail free, also
pamphlet telling all about 1t.
address, DR.. Kilmer = Co., Binahamton, N. u
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Pioneer Nursery and Green House

The Pioneer nursery and green house
carries full stock of home grown trees,
shrubs and flowers of all kinds
Fruit-Such as apples, pears. plums,
cherries, gooseberries, currants and
raspberries.
Shade trees-Box elder, maple, silver
poplar, balm of gilead, English black
willow, hedge plants, California privet;
also hardy perpetuals, roses in all colors,
hardy Towering shrubs, lillacs, purple
and white, snow balls, syringa, spiris
and bridal wreath. All kinds of hardy
ANIMALS, asters, snap-dragons, pinks,
double daisies, hollyhocks, marigolds,
pansies, petunias. stocks, verbenas,
yiolets and sweet williams, potted
plants for Easter, ect.; also will have
all kinds of cabbage, caulifiower and
tomato plants.
JOHN NORTON, Prop.
Phone II, Paris, Idaho.
If you want good meal when IL
Paris, call at the Cottage hotel.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Heed The Warning
Many Montpelier People
Have Done So.

When the kidneys are sick they give
unmistakable warnings that should not
be ignored. BY examining the urine
and treating the Kidneys upon the first
sign of disorder. many days of suffer
ing may be saved. Sick kidneys expel
dark, ill-smelling urine, full of
tbrickdust'' sediment and painful in
passage. Sluggish kidneys cause dull
pain in the small of the back, head
aches dizzy spells, tired languid feel
ings and frequent rheumatic twinges.
Doan's kidney Pills are for the kid
neys only; they cure sick kidneys, and
rid the blood of uric poison. If you
suffer from any of the above symptoms
you can use no better remedy.
Montpelier people recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Harrison Hess of Montpelier, Idaho,
says. II can recommend Doan's Kid
ney Pills as the best Kidney medicine
to be had, for they have been used in
our family for the past several years
with most satisfactory results. When
ever an opportunity occurs, we advise
trial of Doans Kidney Pills, knowing
that they can be Yelled upon to Ielievf
kidney complaint"
For sale by all dealers, Price DC
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for rhe United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
NEW LAW RELATIVE
TO TEACHERS CERTIFICATES

Below we publish synopsis of Ida
ton of teachers, as given out by Miss
Shepherd. state superintendent of pub
lie instruction:
Every applicant for third grade Ger.
tificates must not only pass a satisfac-
tory examination in the common school
branches, the manual for the elemen-
tary courses of study of the schools of
Idaho, and the elementaries of agricul-
ture, but must also have attended a
professional school for teachers for at
least six weeks and therein received
credit in the following subjects: The
ment, and Methods of Teaching Read
ing, Languages, Arithmetic, History
and Geography. This provision of the
school code. however, relative to at
tendance at a professional school for
teachers does not apply to persons who
have taught for eight months success
fully. prior to July LIST, 1911. Futher.
more, third grade certificate may be
renewed if the holder shall, during tn
time for which the certificate is valid
attend a professional school for teachers
for period of not less than six weeks
receiving credit in such school in Al
least two subjects.
Applications for second grade Ger
tihcates shall have taught successfully
in the public schools for at least eigh
months and must have passed salts.
factory examination in all branches re
quired for third grade certificate ant
in addition, in Physical Geography
American literature, English Compost
ton, and in the cataloging and use o
school libraries. A second grade Ger
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
ORDINANCE NO. 121.

An ordinance fixing the time Of the regular
meetings OF the Mayor and Council in and for
the City of Montpelier Idaho, Repeating
Section No. 3, revised ordinances.
Be 1t ordained by the Mayor and Council Of the
City of Montpelier, in the County of Bear
Lake and State OF Idaho.
Section !. That the Mayor and Council there
of shall hold their regular meetings at the City
Fire Station of said city on the LIST and 3rd
Wednesdays of each and every month. at s
o'clock p m. or such other hour the Mayor
may from time to time designate.
Section 3 That all ordinances and parts Of
ordinances in conflict herewith, are hereby re
pea1ed.
Section 8. This ordinance shall be in fun
force and effect from and after its passage, ap
prevail and publication.
Passed and approved this "A day of April 1911
HENRY H. HOFF, Mayor
Attest; FRANK ]. GLENN, City Clerk.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28

titicate may be renewed without exam
nation provided the holder thereof has
taught for two years during the life of
such certificate and has attended pro-
fessional school for teachers for at least
six weeks and received credits for at
least two subjects.
Those applying for first grade certi-
ficates must have taught successfully
for at least eight months in the public
schools and shall pass satisfactory ex-
animation in all branches required for
second grade certificates and in addi-
tion English Literature, Principles of
Teaching, Algebra, Physics or Botany,
and Medieval and Modern or English
History. The County Superintendent
may transfer the standing of second
grade certificate in force to first
grade certificate if the holder of such
second grade certificate has taught a
school successfully for eight months and
| has attended, since receiving such sec
ond grade certificates, professional
| S1loOt III NCaSbClb III az ACAoO Ola WNCh5
and received credit in at least two sub
iects.
The new school codes creates a sum-
mer Normal School Commission con
sisting of the State Superintendent and
the Principals of the State Normal
Schools at Lewiston and Albion which
commission was authorized to establish
three summer normal schools this sum-
mer. This year the summer normals
will be held at Boise Pocatello and one
in the north, either at Occur dAlene OF
Standpoint. The length of the term will
be six weeks. The subjects Of instruc-
tion will be those usually given at sum.
mer normal sessions. that is Principles
of Education, and all other subjects up
on which applications are required tc
write in the county and state exsmina-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
STATE NORMAL SUMMER
SCHOOL, P0CATELL0, IDAHO

The Pocatello State Normal School
will open June Goth and continue for
six weeks. Examination for county
certificates viii be held Immediately
after the close of the school.
All subjects required for any grade
of teachers certificate in idaho, includ.
ing the professional subjects required
under the new school law will he offer
ed by corps of competent instructors
The summer school will be held in
the finely equipped plant of the .Acade
my of Idaho. Dormitory accomoda
tions for both men and women will b.
available at the nominal cost of 81. 90 I
week.
A circular giving full information
will be ready for distribution soor
Write to the Secretary, Academy Q
Idaho, Pocatello, if you are interested
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Highest Prices for Hides and Pelts

Bissinger & Co. will pay the follow
ing prices in cash for hides, pelts,
etc, f. o. b. Salt Lake:
Dry hides per pound 16 C.
Dry kip per pound 1917 C.
Dry calf per pound &C.
G. y. hides per pound TX C.
G. S. kip per pound 8 &c.
G. S. calf per pound 10 C.
Dry pelts per pound C.
Tags furnished on application; sat
isfactory returns guaranteed. Bis
singer & Co., Salt Lake, Utah.
J. MCCARTY, Mgr.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-04-28
Notice of Application of Dissolution
of Corporation

In the District Court of the Fifth Judicial
District OF the State of idaho. in and for the
County of Bear Lake.
In the matter of the application for the dis.
solution of the Lake Shore Mineral Hot Springs
Company, a corporation. Notice Is hereby given
that said corporation, the Lake Shore Mineral
Hot Springs Company, on the 2Srd day of Mar.
1911 made In writing voluntary application
for dissolution, to said court.
That said court thereupon, to-wit, on the 23rd
day of Mar. 1911 made an order directing that
said application be filed with the Clerk of said
Court and that said Clerk give thirty days
notice of said application by publication in the
Montpelier Examiner. u weekly newShtner
published in said county and that this notice
Is now given and will be published according q
said order, and that objections to said applica-
ton and dissolution may be died as provided by
law at any time within thirty days after the
first publication of this notice.
Given under my hand and the seal of said
court ut Paris, Bear Lake County, Idaho, this
oath day OF March, 1911.
H. H, BROOMHEAD,
SEAL Clerk District oourt