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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

A good citizen and a neighborly
neighbOr will do his level best to
have the snow shoveled off from his
sidewalk within ten hours after it
stops showing.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

II we don't get some cold weather
pretty soon the ice crop will be
failure. These bright sunny days
OF the past week dol't allow much
freezing.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
The Aftermath,

"What is jerks downhearted about?'
HE has an affinity"
THAT ought to make him happy"
But he can't lose her."
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
Sim pie Request,

"That dog can do anything but talk"
II wish you would have him whit.
tie out Swiss clock for me-
Don't be an idiot"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
Reaction,

A landslide can't>go sliding always
Nor on the future hold a string.
For voters having friendly fall ways
May reconsider in the spring.
For. though the cinch is double leaded
You know the ways Of voting men.
Who, though in one direction headed,
May never go that way again,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

A bill has been passed in the leg
islature which will give Flathead a
fish hatchery, Now who gets it,
Whitefish, Columbia Falls, Kafs-
pell, Poison, or who? Don't all
speak at once.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
Thought He Could Guess.

"A peany 10. your thoughts" said
the original young man.
You can have mine for nothing" re-
pied the yawning young woman.
elancingta at the clock.
The young man decided he would so
without taking the gift.
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show you in good standing.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

and of standard guage-what's the
matter with keeping it right on go
ing down the valley? Strange things
sometimes do happen.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Johnny Dahlberg, the, railroad
contractor who has been investigat-
ing the Whitefish-Pol olson electric
line project, returned to Fortine,
Wednesday. Mr.. Mosby, promoter
of the electrical scheme, has gone
into the matter thoroughly with Mr..
Dahlberg and expects a favorable
result.-Kalispell Times.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
NEW SCHOOL AT CORAM.

The Coram school opened Mon
day morning with Miss Ruth Sell
wage as teacher, and a scholarship
of about - pupils. The school
board was on hand and inspected
the building. having driven up in the
morning. A large belt has been put
in place, and school days have COM
menced for the Coram children
Columbian.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

When the Somers Lumber CON-
pany puts in their logging road
it's going to be substantially built
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Have you purchased your share
In the Whitefish Club yet? No, not
yet? Well get busy.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY,

Entered as second class matter
February IS, 1894, at the postoffice
at Whitefish, Mont, under the act
OF Congress of March 5, 1879.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
improved,

"The longest way round
us the safest way put"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Probation Officer Lang, last
week took two little Poison girls
age II and Is years. to the orphan
home at Twin Bridges.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

We don't blame a girl for draw
In the line at kisses that taste like
the stump of a cheap cigar.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Here's a tip, young man. Con-
vince a girl that she shouldn't love
You and she will.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
Compulsory Then.

II have great scheme to add at no
expense 100 Der cent to the worlds
culture
"What is it, pray"
"To print the sporting extra in
Latin"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Your time will come-but it won't
wait If you are not ready
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

R. w. Main, prominently known
all throughout the valley, having
been engaged in the mercantile bus
mess both here and at Columbia
Falls, has been put in charge OF
the Farmers store at Kalispell. He
entered upon his new duties the
first OF the month.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

An editor in Montana says that
II women are ever allowed to vote
he wants to be on the election
board in some capacity at least. The
law says: When a voter is in the
booth his legs must be visible from
the knees down. '--Kalispell Times.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
The Evolution o.
Booster Bill
IL. Dill Sits 10 and Thinks

Bill Blue was such a erumhiy sort
We called hr1 "CLD BILL CROUCH
fer short.
Since short he was in speech and look
Ana socn got short in pocketbook
Said Bill. "This town is on the bum,
IT'S stores are punk, its climate rum,
And then the people he ran down
Made Bill look hummer than the town.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
Didn't Quite
ALWAYS Extensive.

always Expensive.
"Ihere i; one thing that is always
costly"
'Only onc:'
II am thinking of one particular
thing"
What is that?"
"Ihc one that always makes you feel
cheap"
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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

1t Is hard to believe that the world
is made up Of sweetness and light
cash on girl only to find that she
has used you to stalk another man.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Women are queer creatures, but at
that they haven't got anything on the
men.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

Don't be pessimistic. 1t may be
fashionable but it doesn't draw any
salary.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

A man may want money. but it Is
a woman who wants the things she
can buy with it.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

There isn't any time like the day
after to get man to phllOsOphizing
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02
HunCr and
Philosophy
by DUNCAN n. .Sr1I7H
PERT PARAGRAPHS,

WHEN a girl says she has lots of
faith in her kind 1t is more likely
that she Is a victim of Laura Jean
Libbey than of misplaced affection.
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The young man who is resourceful
enough to keep the small brother OF
the only girl squared is likely to be
able to pay the grocery bills that mat
rimOny incurS.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-02-02

The man who uses hook and line
Pulls in single fish,
But he who joins hands and pulls
the seine
Gets all that men could wish;
And each mans share is greater far
In size as we'll as weight
The secret OF success is this:
COOPERATE.
-Musgogee Spirit.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
NOVEMBER 10. 1911

STATE TICKET
u. S. Senators
Henry r. Ashurst.
Marcus A. Smith.
Representative in Congress
Carl Hayden.
Judges of State Supreme Court
d. l.. Cunningham.
Alfred Franklin.
Henry d. Ross.
Governor
George W. p. Hunt.
Secretary of State
Sidney P. Osborn.
State Auditor
&c. Callashan. .
State Treasurer
David johnson.
Attorney General
George Purdy Bullsrd.
Supt. Of Public Instruction
c.. Case.
Corporation Commissioners
w. p. Geary.
F. A. Jones.
COUNTY TICKET
Judge of Superior Court
A. G. McAlister.
Clerk of Superior Court
A. Gordon Kimball.
State Senator
WV. Pace.
State Representatives
A. r. jacobson.
A. r. Lynch.
Sheriff.
Thomas A!ger.
Recorder
D. H. Ciaridge.
Treasurer
&C. Robinson
County Attorney
John MCGOWAN.
County Supt Of Schools
]. A. Woods.
Assessor
d. d. Phil ips.
County Supt. of Roads
W. r. Foote.
Supervisors
Phil C. Merrill.
A. C. Peterson.
J. Frank wootan.
Precinct Committeeman
Thatcher
G. A. Hopes.
JIM Moody.
Eden
d. M. Roger.
Hubbard
A. o. Lameraux.
Stafford
J. s. Abbott.
J.J. Birdno.
w. C. Faulkner.
j. W. N. Scarlett.
James Tallsy.
San Jose--
william A. Bennett.
Grand Reef
II. ID. Parker.
Bonita
Al. Mills.
Solomonvle-
w. II. Gillespie.
w. A. Wilson.
Bonita Suarox.
Nit Sin,ms.
Centrai-
e. M. Alfred.
H. w. Layton.
Pima
j. H. Lines.
r. F. Mcbride.
Harry Tinsley.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
HUNTS IGNORANCE"

The Republican cannot mislead
the people Of Arizona into the be.
lief that George Hunt is either ig-
norant or incompetent. 1t is true
Mr.. Hunt started life low down in
the scsle--in fact at the foot Of the
ladder and today single-handed and
alone, no man in Arizona stands
higher in the estimation Of all class
es Of citizens than does George w.
P. Hunt, the honored son Gila county.
Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield
and hundreds of other noble men in
this republic of ours, have been sub.
jected to the same charge; Lincoln
was ridiculed and maligned because
Of his uncouth appearance and un-
cultured mind, and when he uttered
or wrote some original and states
manlike sentiments, it was charged
that he was being taught these
things by associate attorneys and
friends; the same thing applies to
George Hunt. 1t is true that he
was poor in his youth and unable to
secure a college education, but the
man or newspaper that says that
George Hunt is an ignorant man
puts in circulation a falshood and
one which cannot under any circum-
stances be maintained.
The gentleman has been in public
life for the past twenty years has
held Offices of responsibility and
trust; the duties of these offices
could not under any circumstances
be discharged by an ignorant, i'll
iterate man without exposure.
Mr.. Hunt has always responded
to every emergency with marked
ability and fairness, and the repub-
lican party and its organs will only
make themselves ridiculous by max
ing these childish charges against
the democratic candidate for gov
ernor.
Gentlemen, it is useless to try
and defeat Mr.. Hunt in this cam
paign--his primary vote disclosed
the fact that he can be ranked as
one of Arizona's strongest men, and
every shaft of malice aimed at Mr..
Hunt will make him additional
voters. s.-Arizona Democrat.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
Arizona Makes Good Showing

At the international Dry Farming
Congress just closed. Prof. McOmie
reports great news for Arizona gen
orally. In a small booth, 20x15
feet, decorated tastefully with Nava-
jo blankets, minerals and bunting,
were arranged some we'll selected
dry farm products from Yavapai
county. The Prescott Chamber of
Commerce certainly deserves great
praise for their interest in this mat
ter. Its live secretary, Mr.. Frazer,
did more publicity work for Arizona
in two weeks than could have been
done in any other way. But this is
only an incident in the story. Yava-
pal county alone for Arizona went
up against ten sister Western States,
the two great provinces of Canada,
Saskatchewan and Alberta, the
Rock Island Railroad and the Santa
Fe Railroad. Under this competi-
ton she ran up twenty-three prizes
out Of total of thirty entries. The
greatest feat was probably first
award in the best ten ears Of white
dent corn against such States as
Oklahoma, Western Kansas and Col
orada. First award on apples,
peaches and pears, against such
States as Idaho, Oregon, Washing
ton and Colorado. Firsts of Mexi-
can beans, bea1her beans, aztec
beans and Bion beans. with two
strong competitors, New Mexico
and Colorado Sixteen Of the twenty
three awarded to Arizona, are first
prizes, four seconds and three thirds.
This is the. greatest agricultural ex-
hibition Arizona has ever competed
in. and the. showing made is so
creditable that the most pessimistic
knocker must admit of some merit
in the great deserts of our broad
State.
Prof. McOmie was honored to be
chosen as one of the judges in this
great exposition. He and Prof.
Clothier both gave addresses on the
main program. Mr.. Frazer made a
nomination speech for the next con
gress. and did so much active boost.
ing that he became known generally
as live wire. Both the products
and delegates showed up so well
that strong feeling was created to
give Arizona the congress in 1914.
1t goes to Lethbridge. Canada, in
1912. We need more farmers, and
at such expositions is the logical
place to get them.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
Beat Him To Ii,

Lincoln Beachey, after his flight
over Niagara Falls in biplane was
congratulated on his daring by re-
porter. But wasn't daring,' the
aviator said, Il put my machine
only to such ordeals as knew it
could withstand. In flying, as in
love, we must run no risks, ;. He
laughed softly. Il know" he said,
a young woman about to wed who
decided at the last moment to test
her sweetheart. So, selecting the
prettiest girl she knew, she said to
her, though she knew it was great
risk:
I'll arrange for Jack to take you
out to-night-a walk on the beach
in the moonlight, a lobster supper,
and all that sort of thing-and |
want you in order to put his fidelity
to the proof, to ask him for a kiss.
The other girl laughed, blushed
and assented. The dangerous plot
was carried out. Then. the next
day, the girl in love visited the
pretty one and said, anxiously:
"Wel', did you ask him. No,
dear No? Why not? I didn't
get chance, He asked me first.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
A PROSE POEM

Old King Cole was a merry old
soul, and he had his fiddlers three
but he had no such prodigious roll
as the subsequent John D. He call
ed for his fife, and he called for his
bowl, and was a mighty man, but he
couldn't call US all with Kings as his
descendant can. AS a matter f fact,
though old King Cole called many
treasures his, he wasn't one, two,
three with what his great descend
ant is. He simply reigned in a
pleasant way for so years or so,
but on the whole, the truth to say,
he never had the dough. 1t took
the royal blood a while to find itself
a sprout that it could richly flourish
in while money grew without, and
one day rose upon the earth in proper
consequence, a relative who made
the King resemble 80 cents. He
has his billion, and his health, his
LAWYERS and his ends, and when he
wants to swell his wealth he calls
for dividends. His golf is not as
good, perhaps, as his ancestor played,
but million cons will elapse before
his fame shall fade. .-Ex.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10

monthly salary. Would it not be q
good idea for the town council to
start in at once and appoint con-
stable to fill the vacancy now ex-
isting in the office until the April
election and pay him a salary, so
that the town can have police pro-
lection? ....
Stafford is growing steadily. 1t
will not be long before it will be
out of the town class and advanced
into a city. A growing town al
ways attracts and there is bound to
be undesirables as well as better
class of intending citizens appearing
amongst us. The people should be
protected to the best of their ability
in providing the means by taxation
for the employment of a police Of
ficer, who will be able to follow up
a robbery and bring the guilty par
ties to justice.
UnGer the present system there
is no police officer or constable.
When robbery is committed it is
reported to the sheriff and he no.
titles his deputy. The deputy is
under no salary and no fund is pro-
vided to pay even his expenses in
following up a clue when a case is
given him.
Under this condition of affairs it
is impossible to get the service of
an officer, for the reason that he
cannot give his whole time to police
duty, as he must do other work to
provide for himself and family.
1t would appear to be an easy
matter for the town council to ap-
point a constable now and provide a
salary for the office that would COM
pensate a good officer for putting
in full time doing police duty.
No citizen can protest against the
appointment Of police officer, and
unless something is done in the mat
ter of better police protection at
once. it will be necessary for the
citizens themselves to organize and
protect their homes from the depre-
dations Of class of lawbreakers
that now have the run of the town.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
PRESIDENT TAFT'S. IDEAL

In his speech at Pocatello, Idaho,
President Taft is reported to have
said: Il love judges and l love
courts. They are nv ideals on
earth that typify what we shall
meet afterWard in heaven under a
just God"
Because the recall can not be
used on the Almighty he seems to
to think that the recall ought not
to be applied to men on the bench,
but he forgets that judges are not
CREATORS but CREATURES.
They are chosen by the people
through elections or by officials
through appointment. If they are
appointed by officials the people
should know upon whose recommen-
dation.
Who asked President Taft to
appoint Chief Justice White, Justice
Hughes and the other justices who
took the trust side of the trust
question: Commoner.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10

Subscribe for THE GUARDIAN.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
WHEN 1T SUITS THE TRUSTS

Archbishop Ireland calls the iniuia,
tive and referendum democratic
madness. Being a republican they
could not very well be anything else.
Being a republican he is in favor of
limiting the power of the people in
stead of giving them more. He
says: I'VE trust the people when
they treat matter with which they
are conversant. He would no
doubt like to have the class to which
he belongs have the power to deter
mine what matters the people were
conversant with. and the final ver-
dict of such egotists would be, that
they were not competent to treat
upon any question. Minden (Neb.)
Courier.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
OFFICER NEEDED

During the past six weeks several
residences have been entered by
burglars and articles Of value stolen.
Strange men have been seen on the
streets and lettering near homes in
a suspicious manner.
When a robbery has been COM
mitteed, there seems to be no way
in which the thieves can be traced
and caught, and those who have
suffered from losses of this kind are
unable to protect themselves for
the reason that there is no officer in
the town specially appointed to do
police duty.
In view of all this 1t is apparent
that something should be done by
the town council to provide better
police protection for the people.
For nearly a year there has been
no constable in the town and no
citizen could take such position
and do police duty, when there is no
provision for the employment of
such an officer with a salary suf-
ficient to allow him to devote all his
time to police duty.
According to the new law, after
January 1st. justices of the peace
and constables must be paid a
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10

Advertise in The GUARDIAN.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10

1t is only about eighty years since
an Ohio school board, representative
of the best intelligence and piety of
that day, denied the use of the
schoolhouse to debate the feasibility
of railroads and telegraphs. 1t
seemed conclusive to them that if
God had ever intended man to ride
behind steam at the frightful rate
of fifteen miles an hour, He would
have foretold it in prophecy. There
being nothing in Holy Writ about
it or the transmission of thought
over wires. such ideas were inspira-
tions of the devil, and could only
lead immortal souls down to hell. "
San Jose Times.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10

This paper Is kept on file at e. c. Dake's Adver-
vsrtisins Agency. ITO Market St.. San Francisco
California. whore contracts for advertising can
be made with II.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
EIomeliks

A man entered an eatinghouse
and ordered steak and fried pota
toes.
Yes, sir; steak and potatoes, sir,
said the waiter. And will yor
have chops and pear along with it?'
No, thank you"
Roast beef, then, perhaps. sir?'
The roast beef's very fine to-day"
No just steak and potatoes.
How about nice lobster or q
brace of crabs, sir, with the steak?'
moi"
"Shad-roe and succotash, perhaps,
sir?" g..
No, ! tell you!"
"A nice mess of fried catfish and
waf-"
But at this point the proprietor
summoned the waiter to him.
What do you mean, you scoun-
drel," he said, by tormenting that
patron in such an outrageous
manner"
%, | wasn't tormenting him,
sir" said the waiter. Il was just
trying to make him feel at home.
He's barber. ."--EPwoRTH HERALD.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
There is little danger from a cold

There is little danger from a cold
or from an attack of the grip except
when followed by pneumonia, and
this never happens when Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is used This
remedy has won its great reputation
and extensive sale by its remarkable
cures of colds and grip and can be
relied upon with implicit confidence.
For sale by Stafford Drug Co. 37-4t
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10

When you call the other fellow a
knocker you become one yourself.
Just keep on saving W. cd.
Graham guardian., 1911-11-10
SAINT JOSEPH STAKE NEWS
Home Mission Appointments
for November
Home

Layton and Thatcher = Bert
Hopes and Evans Coleman.
Thatcher and Central-F. A.
Curtis and j. C. Ellsworth.
Centeral and Pima - VIM. A.
Moody and Loren Hatch.
Pima and Matthew'S. T. Brown
and D. D. Phillips.
Matthews and Emery-Oscar G
Layton and Edward Claridge.
Emery and Eden-David Birdnc
and Fred Jacobson.
Eden and Bryce-David H. Clar-
idge and Alexander Layton.
Bryce and Hubbard-James Por.
ter and Marion Lee.
Hubbard and Graham Rupert E.
Lee Wixom and James Johns.
Graham and Artesia-Peter A.
Norton and Thomas Fuller.
Artesia and Lebanon-Joseph H.
Lines and Phineae Teeples.
Lebanon and Layton-D. Dudley
Jones and Ike Robinson.
Visit the ward first set opposite
the name during the first part of
the month to avoid meeting the
missionaries who are to follow.
Meetings in Artesia are held at 1900,
noon
MEETINGS IN NOVEMBER
High council meetings, Sunday,
November 9Th, at 1000 a. m.
Stake officers preparation meeting,
Sunday, November 10th, at 200.
High council meeting, Sunday
November 10Th, at 1000 a. m.
Stake Priesthood meeting Satur-
day. November 25th.
WARD CONFERENCE APPOINTMENTS
Hubbard and Artesia, November
18th.
Franklin, November 10Th.
Central, Globe and Emery, Nc
vember 26th.
Program for ward conference:
Sunday School, from 1000 to HOO;
ward conference, from HOO to 1900;
recess, from 1900 to 12:45: ward
officers meeting. with record for
auditing, from 12:45 to l:45 ward
from l;45 to Up. m. .