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The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
SPRING FABLES.
4 Peasants Counterfeit Dollar
Catches Robbers.
THEY cENsURE HIM FOR IT
Peacock and cobbIer Engage In Dis.
pute ss 10 Their Relative Value. sno
Farmer Settles ousstion--squirrel
Too Wise to Accept Fox's Word.


BY N. QUAD.
copyright. 1911. by Associated Literary
Press.I
PEASANT who was on his way
home from market sat down
IA by the roadside to count over
his money. and when he found
that he had been stuck with a coun.
terfeit dollar he raised bis voice 10
lamentation. He was still bowling
when n robber stepped out OF the
bushes and exclaimed:
what IL all this row about? Hand
over your dough OF take a broken
head!'
The peasant complied very willingly
and made haste to get away. but he.
fore be had gone far he was accosted
by n second robbcr with n command
TO shell out.
Aims. but I met n robber back
there who took my ALL" he replied.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
rec instead Of coming down s.sAa.

uee tnsteao OF coming ooWu -
me"
"Abd therein lies the basis ~ ~
confidence Knowing tint yOu csD's
climb and that ! shan'i be- fooi rDougb
to come down to you. ! feel " feeling
Of chummiue-s stealing all owe -
What did you say about strn wb~srtesT
MOraL-Tbeir voices had nrOuse0
q Coon dwelling In the same tree. and
when the situation had become plain
TO him and the Fox bad departe6 10
disgust be turned over with a grunt.
and said:
when the one can't come up spd
the other won't go down. the string
game IL all OF. and we must LOOK for
another sucker"
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
Considerable countirg.

4 reISirt reenily ISSUED by the
treasury department shows that
there are ilh.Gs.02s Que dollar
bills In circulation. We assume
that they mr. counted every
night by the wives OF the men
who happen 10 have Possession
81 them. -thlcago Record Her.
aid.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16

Being arrested for stealing u sheep
q countryman informed the judge be
fore whom be was to I've tried that he
would plead his own ease This he
was permitted to do. hut Of the three
witnesses who swUrp against bin he
bad no questions to nsk When b
evidence for the prosecution was all In
the prisoner arose and said:
Your honor. I move To qua~b on
the grounds Of defective complaint"
But I see no defect"
Then let me point out 10 ron that
there II no complaint of my having
stolen the horns. This sheep was q
rain A ram may have horn- or he
may not. II this ram had boru- he
complaint should be qunsbcd. " be- did
not have. then u was right To- hold me
for stealing the body " II NJ To the
prosecution 10 prove III. horn question
and II has not been done
II observe" replied the judge after
a little reflection. that you haze but
one leg.''
THAT Is true"
And In passing sentence your miss
Ing leg will he left out Of the penalty
NJ mn offset against whether the run
had horns or not. Had you appeared
before me with i've legs The sentence
would have hoe two years. As you
have only one wen say fifteen
months"
Moral when you split hairs win
the law you generally get the worst
OF Il.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16

Strict Parent From my observatSou
Of him mst night I came TO the euE-
clusiop that thar Young man % yours
was rather Wild !,
xft,drrd ttf ssurss. " wax your 10
srvvauon that made him Wild He y
wanted youl a ~ upstairs and Issve.
~ alone. : i'hiiadelohtu Inquirer.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
Want and for Sale Column
POLAND CHINAs FOR SALE
Eight choice fall bears, SIS each,
also one extra good yearling boar
$25. c. L. Conway,
22-2fp. Nelson, Mo.

LoST-Ring with two pearl and
a turquoise Saturday, week, in
Marshall or on Shackelford road,
Miss Roberta F. Ruff, Marshall,
Mo-, rid. 8.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16

The Peasant and the e~laehbird.
A Blurkbird WIN was scratching No
ind eating the curn the Peasant mad
inst sown was fired op and MORALLY
wounded. aud as he topped around Oh
the Geld h. cried uut
"iou should never have done "a! 9
am n Blnrk'irl aud not u Crow"
well de- | gnow that" was The ~
ply. and ! lmiIri my gun with less
powder aud fewer shot on that nc
cunt"
MoruL.-A aus irnilo';s man rnn al
why's be dri~udcd on To- do the fair
'hing.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
Special
Ann uncem

To the Citizens Of Marshall and
and vicinity.
Having bought the
Cut Glass, Clocks
and China
)only OF Mr.. Mitchell's Stock.
have added a complete line Of
new goods, consisting Of the new.
est things in
Jewelry, Watches, Silver
ware, Etc.
All goods sold will be absolute
iy guaranteed as represented,
my prices you win find as low as
any. quality Of goods considered,
have had thirty-6ve years OK
perience Ia the business and feel
that / have the ability to serve
you satisfactory, and kindly solicit
4 share 81 your patronage.
u. Z. BROWN,
| JEWELER
Next door - Wright's
|Esst Side Square, Marshall, No
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
A Generous Deed.

Bubbles has bought two new ma
chimes. n for himself and U for his
wife"
That's generous"
well. yon sse. her machine keeps
his going"
-How's ihnty'
Hers II u sewing machIne"- Bal
timors American.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16
Tn. Peacock and tn. oobblsr.

" PEACOCK and the obble
One day the Peacock and the Cob
bier met on rhe path, and after survey.
ing each other for q moment In con.
tempt the frst cried out:
'out Of my way, thou fowl OF the
bnrnynrdr'
Don't luz In no barnyard business
on me- replied the Gobbler. You
seem to think yourself some pumpkins.
but no one else does"
They don't. ehy Why. ! have only
to spread my tail 10 stop wayfarers
and hear Explanations OF admiration"
"Bui q gobble OF mine will do the
ame thing and more"
You make n sound like nm old cow
choking Ia death ON u turnipr'
while your scream would drive q
hungry hog from his feed"
aside from your feathers you are q
useless bird"
"And the world would never miss
you"
They were still disputing as to which
was Of the most importance when the
master came along with u chicken
buyer and said;
II have saved the Peacock that |
might get n bunch OF his tail feathers
To 20 over the looking glass. and I've
hung on to rhe Gobbler because he's
rather hefty on later bugs. but II you
want the pair ut a dollar aud q half
take 'em along"
Moral.-The man who gets the no
ton that the world couldn't get along
without him Is preparing the way to
be sold cheap.
The Fex and the Squirrel.
A fat but active Squirrel was enjoy
ing himself one day In leaping FROM
limb 10 limb Of the trees when q hun.
cry Fox eame along TO say;
-My friend. Id like TO have Z little
talk with thee In regard to the acorn
CROP
"Hut that Is months away" was the
reply.
Then we'll talk about strawberries
Rui yNu see how hoarss I am. and |
hoVs you WIN csme nearer"
Tue Squirrel da~cended 70 within ten
Feet u the rrouud and there paused.
what ! have "a say u You had besi
~ tnld In . whisper" said ths Foe N
q sssnrdentint way.
~And I am i~ix,~nlng.- wns the reply
1--we gUt u g,nsd thing ON hand and
want a lutrtnsr. but u must b. s0ms
ssne Win ms ,s'tssid~usse In me-"
A.i nave IN. nsmDst'"
-bus you persist n remaining ~ IN
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16

WANTED-white girl for gen.
eral house work. Apply at Mrs,
chaffee's Millinery Store, Marshall
WANTED-Farm hands by JOS.
Pittman, 2 miles west of Marshall.
The Marshall republican., 1911-06-16

FOR SALE-A good farm or
wagon horse, 5 years old, 10 hands
high, n eyed, gentle, cheap, Sos
Call at $50 8. Rnglish, Ave, Mar
shall.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
WHAT CURES ECZEMA.

We have had so many inquiries
lately regarding Eczema and other
skin diseases, that we are glad to
make our answer public. After care
full investigation we have found that
a simple wash of Oil Of Wintergreen,
as compounded in d. d. D., can be
relied upon. We would not make
this statement to our PATRONS,
friends and neighbors unless we
were sure of it-and although there
are many so-called Eczema remedies
sold, we ourselves unhesitatingly
recommend D. D. D. Prescription
Because-We know that it gives
instant relief to that torturing itch.
Because-D. D. D. starts the cure
at the foundation Of the trouble.
Because-It cleanses, soothes and
heals the skin, clearing away pimples
and blotches over night.
Because-It enables Nature to re-
pair the ravages Of disease.
Because-The records of ten years
Iof complete cures of thousands Of
the most serious cases show that d.
D. D. is today recognized as the alb
Isolutely reliable Eczema Cure.
Drop into our store today, just to
talk over the merits of this wonder
lful Prescription. We will also ex-
plain the value o f D. D. D. as a
household remedy. Benson, Smith &
leo.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
mn ICECREAM QUESTION.

Thousand, of bottles hyc-ccn ginger ale sold in this city
step in and compel manufacturers 10
Standard more OF TINS deectapc dhN
could be sold ncc least not in bottles OF satisfactory SIZE
The price half of ginger ale would have to go up beyond e
reach of people small and their chance Tor safely refresh
ng drink of it would pass
Now our amended ccream law works in that same way FOR
wears cheap and wholesome ecream has been pddled about this rop
iI town and sold i'm and small eating houses to the salts
of The law has properly conserved the purity OF
insisted that poisonous cooIg matter
in and has not let be aduterae
ar he sold i'm dirty state the law insists that all cecream offered
% c should have percentage of butter fat and because
d the cost if now look, cheap must inns mas come
m treating icecream merely food and at all as rerehe
of butter fat may be made as cold
understanding tastes one OF fourteen
need of butter tat: they
often accept sherb substitute for ccrean something Wcn mas
no butter fat at all Now who want retreSment to be
denied If not it injustice make discrimination between
this CONNECTION only and as such uury Tor the weoGo
They used these things better IN California we ea t
in Southern California agOand possibly true OF t
could standard ceceam tor one price and
money and Won took your choice If you wanted twenty cent ice
fashionable lcecream establishments
icecream you could buy from d
o3 r in small places This told is the is also done
in England Wagons about and sell the cheap dehca the poor
The latter are not deceived they poisoned The business is
has been similar boon mere
Every vemeanng person has been glad to the little fellows and
te os group wagon and buy cheap conucaS Assured
of good Tor all
m bv classifying food the children OF the poor and the
people small must now stand back anu el e O'a 81 "
the comparatively rich
The next legislature should take this matter and permit the
sale of two varieties plainly designated If 1t pease by
some such description hafcream pacream making the
wishes men eNeyDoI VIII D0
served and nobody possibly dealers who tu cream
price for a half cream article will be dissatisfied
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
MAKING THE RIGHT MIXTURE.

It has of regret sOcoogists that the early Ce
labor in Hawaii was encouraged with its women and but
for revealed in Dr. Cas census report public effort
of Chinese women to aWan might
LONG public interest Some women OF course came
with the male immigrants but until recent the disparity OF num-
hers between Chinese has been great This social
condition which helped make family life morally impossible or only
immoray possible Governor Dole once sad yielding TO the III
crease of inermarrage between Chinese and Hawalans
We hail this good sgnone that may yet bring the l1aWanaS
into actual competition with the other this soil 1t SAD
as well as rough the Hawaiian unless supported by such
law as restricts public employment citizens cannot compete with
The trouble that he lacks stamina lie
deficient qualities by which makes way III
struggle for existence Experience has shown that the er
e Of te Hawaiian with the white improve either AS
agent society hafwhie is failure Whatever may
be the individual exceptions this rule the partawaan whose other
part Chinese the white his own ground o
his graces speech person he adds the energy industry and
men of his Chinese ancestors The Hawaiian dying
out but race both the Chinese and Hawaiian has future
The children of this type brought up in our schools and subject to ou
children worthy OF their steel
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
THE COCOS ISLAND TREASURE.

There fascinating than the buried
treasure; fiction absorbing than that which has with
hidden gold Witness the human interest Treasure Island
that incompatible THE Count of Monte Christie" Since the
old days. seekers bounded the flesh and
literature, and the wreck of the rich gaeons Armada still
attract as they did generations bands of gentlemen
Adventures
So with surprise that expedition going
to search Coco Island There that great
treasure lies hidden there Centuries the Cathedral
held the spos OF Spain paged by pirates that carried
OF value to secret place the North That hiding
to have been Cocos Island The pirates who
and then sailed expecting but fate against them
and those who did perish the were never
able to get back The survivors all agreed that the
buried Cocos Island and though widely separated them left
maps that pointed to locality of that desolate lair
ne evidence seemed good that the British government
united Admiral Paisser who commanded the Esoumat
few take his flagship there systematic search
bark Heper will find many testify to the industry m
che British But they will be exceptions common rule Of
more than hundred they find besides whatever
might attend their efforts would into the courts
contestants of Peru which will be any large part of tic
lost property that may be brought to light.
Maps have always proved unreliable in
operations No captain situated chiefs were would
leave exact data where hidden their loot Such
For example If he set down the of landmark he would
put his treasure at certain distance landmark eeDno in
ms own hd or IN cryptic memoranda the number of away and
the precise points of followed actual cache F
he lived he could find the place didn't live then he was ;;
to let the treasure its grave. must dig throuoh WHO'LL
locality to lind out the pirates be sure that he has M
exact data in hand AS for
can only be approximate ' N'
Nevertheless the of Peru must be somewhere T. was
not taken to any OF the worlds markets Much what the Peruvian
aedra lost was the form of fabricated gold like candec and
NO signs OF these have ever appeared No ngos from
them nave ever been found Somewhere the property hidden PERHAPS
one day searchers will accidentally stumble mon # m
may even yield to systematic search chances are that if will
never again gisten in the sunshine Pirates planted deep
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
LITTLE INTERVIEWS

DIR. MACKALL-Three good names
appear in danger of being overlooked
for president of the Board of Health
Allow me to mention Frank McStock
er, Charlie Hustace and Charlie Chill
ingworth.
q. G. SCHWEIZER-I understand
that the Food Commissioner thought
| bought my ice cream from the Palm
Cafe, and that's why he pinched me
instead Of some real dealer. possibly
will buy my ice cream in the future
PURSER GRASSETT TT. K. X. s
America Maru-I am glad that | did
not get the new liner Shinyo Maru,
as she is too big. I am quite content
with a little boat like the Nippon
Maru. The new boat will no doubt
be popular boat, for she is certainly
a fine liner.
JOSH TUCKER-The Alewa people
will get their land patents as soon as
the survey Office can get out the nee.
essary descriptions and other neces.
sary clerical work can be done. These
patents are as good as government
bonds and guarantee every owner
every inch of land called for.
R. H. TRENT-"Moving pictures of
the leper settlement" are referred to
in a letter have received from Mich.
igan, together with mention of a man
who is collecting funds for the lepers
all over the world. ] don't know ex-
aotly what it means, but it raises a
suspicion Of graft. There are no NOV.
ing pictures Of our leper settlement
and the lepers here need no charity
from other places.
ATTORNEY GENERAL LINDSAY
| shall be exceedingly glad to have the
Kaiwiki homesteaders, or other home.
steaders on Hawaii whose patents
have been withheld. institute pro
ceeding in the courts by which we
may establish for all time a number
Of points that hay never been passed
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

pleasant people, and the outlook for
the balance Of August and all of
September is favorable to a full
house The weather there is delight
full all Of the time, and especially at
tractive in the moonlit sea view from
the verandas. This week there is to
be full moon. It is one of the at
fractions that lures the public Halei-
wa ward. The trains go direct to the
door and there is excellent bathing
and boating within a stones throw.
The excellent beach brings people
from Honolulu to enjoy the delights
of the bath.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

lands to have these questions settled
now.
a. f. COOKE-The San Francisco
Call is in error in stating that the
temperature of Kilauea was never
taken until week or so ago
by Prof Perret. In 1909 Prof. DAILY
of Boston made a series of tests with
a spectroscope and ascertained that
the temperature ranged from $40 to
1850 degrees, and during exceptional
activity reached as high as 1900 to
1900 degrees. ] think that the record
of these experiments is on the book
at the Volcano House in Prof. Days
own handwriting.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
Uncle Walt
The Poet Philosopher

awcstruck nation e loose gasps Of
admiration when Togo, grim and silent the hero of the
Japan here make little call; men whooped
GREAT for Togo ALL And what has Brother Togo
TOGO DONE that he ns1Ch acclaim has won? He corded
up dead men in rows, and pashed in boodshed to his
would not lift old straw hat to one with such fame
that Had been loa6ng round when old Caesar ambled
home plumber hundred and blood his hand
he would have made tired and sick and d have sgged
him with brick centuries rolled away but wolves
the Rome who hailed the
butcher coming home That man good enough DIGS
we'll or plants tree or does and useful thing. comfort
the bring pass up Togo and his kind; have
mind who slaughters only pork and beef I'll honor him. and
call him chief
aevDr arrnew ADAMS WALT MASON
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
WatGT1OUSG Trust"
Land of PuupueO
ManOa Valley

When a man puys something use
full which at the same time is steadily
increasing in value-he is twice for
tunate. 1t is only a little over ten
years ago since the pioneer settler on
the land of Puupueo made his home
there. Then there were none of the
many conveniences required by the
exacting suburbanite. Now all the adj
vantages that can possibly be asked
for are procurable: Mountain spring
water, telephone, electric light ana
Rapid Transit service and gas for
cooking.
BE TWICE FORTUNATE and pur.
chase one of the most desirable house
lots to be had within three miles of
the capitol
Remember easy terms are offered.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

Testify i LOrimer Case-For Cholera News
WASHINGTON 2O--The yesterday ratified
a arbitration between the United
Britain
The clause for the adjustment of all pecuniary claims
provides a
impartial judges-Adverte, July 90
1t that all the idea that the arbitration
the United and Great Britain had been ratified
The alleged first the Advertiser and that
paper rendered above in such embehed way that its public
contemporaries deceived What really
citizens Hague The says
dispatch haz which would have been proper
give the public make its Interpretation
the Star has done such But instead of that opportunity
build great and interesting eagerly seized
the apparent hope that would be AS result those
who congrauang themselves great history
left o look a each other foolishly.
This good example of what the Star has formerly complained
Of Between the "weoked library the imagination of the Adver
Users deman and the desire make dispatches
than those which the Associated Press Sends the Advertiser
left its readers and contemporaries doubt and
what is imagination humbug
So here stand with the arbitration ND the Senate
What the opposition of the foreign
American politics 1t amazing that American politics should
be subject such influence When aliens here long
enough to become American citizens they should
America only 1t nonsous that peudices inherited from GERMANY
and ireland and local to the politics of those countries should ever
prevent the United States from doing what Evidently
naturalization laws have been made liberal is too soon 70
make foreigner an American if the is too soon TO
expect that foreigner to leave his European politics behind him
But this IS depression The point is only morning ape
should ayodaby wrong all PAPERS NAV
sometimes make in the Interpretation small Associated press
dispatches but has right take deliberate chances with important
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

WASHINGTON, July 2O-The Senate yesterday ratified
the Of arbitration between the United
States and Great Britain.
The clause adjustment of all pecuniary claims
provides arbitration by composed of three
impartial udges-Advertiser July 20.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

There is only one laundry In the city
90 which you can entrust delicate
fabrics. That is the French Laundry,
J. Abadie, prop Wagon calls and de-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

upon here. There is nothing personal
in my feelings in the matter. but if
will save trouble in opening future
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

news Where is in doubt ought plain fairness impar that
doubt to its readers and deceive them things of real significance
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11

WHEN THE MOON is FULL.
The hotel, Haleiwa, has been
crowed all summer with some very
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
HOUSES FOR RENT.
Furnished.

Wahiawa, 2 B. R.....$ 5000
Young Street, 2 B. r.. 5000
Hebron Ave-, 2 B. r. -. $500
Aiea, 8 B. r. ......... 5000
Spencer St., 4 B. r.. rs. 90
Kaimuki, 18th, B. r.. $500
Vineyard Street, 4 B r.. 6O.00
Pacific Heights Rd, 2 B. R. 500
Tantalus 2 B. R....... 1000
Kaimuki Sth Ave. B. R. 1000
Beretania street, 4, B. r.. IS. 90
Unfurnished.
Kinau st., 8 B. r. ......S 5000
Rose & Kan. " Rd., 8 $500
Waipio. B r. ....... 1900
Wilder Ave-, 4 B. R. 80. $500
Thurston Ave, 2 B. r.. $3.50
Barratti Lane B. R.. $500
King St., 8 B. R. ...... $500
Wilder Ave-, 6 B. R. -. 5000
Wilder Ave-, B. r. go. $500
Elm & Birch Sts., B. r. $500
Young & Elsie, 4 B. R. 1000
TRENT TRUST co. LTD.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-08-11
MORE ESTABLISHMENT.
ARBITRATION is RATIFIED BY SENATE.
FOR PECUNIARY CLAIMS

New Treaty With Great Britain Indorsed in Full
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1911-03-25
A DEMOCRACY IN WHICH
ALL MANKIND ARE EQUAL

In the democracy of the dead, all
men at least are equal. There is
neither rank nor station nor preroga-
tive in the republic of the grave. At
this fatal threshold the philosopher
ceases to be wise, and the song of the
poet is silent. Dives relinquished his
millions and Lazarus his rags. The
poor man is as rich as the richest, and
the rich man is as poor as the pau
per. The creditor loses his usury, and
the debtor is acquitted Of his obliga-
ton. There the proud man surren-
ders his dignities, the politician his
honors, the wording his pleasures;
the invalid needs no physician, and
the laborer rests from unrequited
toll.
Here at last is natures final decree
in equity. The wrongs of time are
redressed, injustice is expiated, the
irony of fate is refuted, the unequal
distribution of wealth, honor, capa-
city, pleasure and opportunity which
make life so cruel, and inexplicable
ceases in the realm of death. The
strongest there has no supremacy,
and the weakest has no defense. The
mightiest captain succumbs to that
invincible adversary, who disarms
alike victor and ADMINISTRATIONS J.
ingalls,.