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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
TAFT GOES scoRcHINe
His Automobile Travels Chicago
Streets mt Forty-Mile Rate.

His Automobile Travels Chicago
Streets mt Forty-Mile Rate.
Chicago. October 2s.-With the ex-
ception Of a nfty-five mile automo-
bile ride in a cold win. President Taft
r ssed a quiet Sunday here He at
tended church in the morning. lunched
at his hotel with John Hays Ham.
rnond. Postmaster Campbell Of Chi.
cago. and few acquaintance, spoke
to several thousand negroes on thu
good the Y. N. c. a had lone. and to-
night addressed the Chicago Sunday
Ever. Club on Peace and Arb!tra-
ton"
The automobile ride lasted about
one hour and nifty minutes His aver
age speed. excluding the periods when
he slowed down. was more than thirty
miles and hour. Frequent bursts to
forty miles an hour or more were
made.
The boulevards were crowded with
automobiles and curious persons. Mr.
TAFT was hurried along at a gait that
made those who saw him wonder.
AZ no time. apparently was the
PRESIDENTS automobile in danger. A
c-rpt OF motor cycle policemen in
front Kept the way clear.
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MANY STATES WILL
HOLD ELECTIONS
Governors, Members of Legisla-
lures and Other Officers
to Be Chosen.

Chicago. October 29.-Although the
elections to be held in numper OF
States Novelnoer will be quiet com
pared with the presidential struggle a
year hence, interest IN them. neverLne-
less, Is Keen. states winch clect Cover
nors or other state officers arc Rhode
lsIaHd, Massachusetts, aIaryiand, Ken
tucky. MISSISSIPPI, Louisiana and New
Mexico.
In other states justices of the SUI
premo Court, members of Legisla lures
and mayors VIII be among the officers
chosen. Several Congressional va
GeRcies are to be filled.
While this is regarded as an off
year. national interest centres in Mas
sacnuBetts. where the Democratic and
Republican parties have named full
State tickets. Members OF the Legis-
ldture also viii De chosen
IN New York State a new Assembly
VIII be elected. as well as several JUS.
tices OF the Supreme Court and city
and county officials.
New Mexico votes. for the trst time
In It's history Ii State. Tor fun set
of State officers, members of Congress
and for Supreme Court, eight dis
tTict judges and eight district attor-
neys.
Arizona on December IL will hold its
first state election.
Ohio Will vote for municipal officers
and delegates to the constitutional
convention.
Pennsylvania elects Mayors in all
cities.
Municipal officers also will be voted
for. among other States. in Tennessee.
Georgia Will hold primary TO nomi-
nate candidate to succeed Governor
Hoke Smith, who soon will resign to
become United States Senator.
Maryland besides elccting GOyer-
nor, Will choose a State comptroller.
attorney-general. Judge Of the Court
OF Appeals. tho full membership OF the
House Of Delegates. and half OF the
Senator'S. New Jersey elects a Legis-
lature.
Five parties also in Rhode Island.
where full State ticket is TO be elect
ed. have nominated candidates. a
Legislature will also be chosen.
Mississippi! VIII vote for all State
officers: in Kentucky a Governor. Lieu
tenant-Governor and railroad commits
sioners viii be elected. and Virginia
will vote for legislative and county
officers.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
MOTHER OF FIVE SEEKS DEATH
Woman Jumps In Front of Train and
Only Slightly Hurt.

New York, October 2s.-aIrs. Irving
con. OF Newark. jumped in front OF
Inbound subway train at the
q and Central Station early yesterday,
but her only injury was slight con-
fusion.
For some time the woman had walk
ed up and down on the platform. En-
ployes noticed her. Then she went
70 the bridge over the tracks.
suddenly she leaped in front O., a
train The motorman reversed the
power and put on the brakes and
stopped the train after the first ca r
had passed over her.
AZ Bellevue Hospital Mrs Bacon
SAID that she had five children. She
woui- not give a reason for seeking
death.
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ton" says the editor. could not be
blamed for inviting Belmont AMI his
~ni.e ana black reta;ners or of their
.ana oy using buggy trace as per-
The editor also SAYS:
Ben Tillman once said som.,,;n,
70 the effect that IL you scratch the
skin OF a negro you'd find the beast
ciose under There seems TO be also a
snort removal in natural tendency te-
tween the wealthy gentlemen who
come now to hunt wild game and their
indigo aodomened sires of reconstruct
ton times. when II comes to tire use
Oh the negro in South Carolina"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
WRIGHTS BREAK CAMP
Will Go to Dayton to Continue Tests
With Glider.

Man,eo. \. c., October 2s.-The
Wright brothers experimental camp
at KIN Devil Hill was closed to-day.
Orviile Wright, with his brother. Lorin,
and Alexander Ogilvie. the English
aviator, coming here for the night.
they will depart tomorrow, the
Wrights for Dayton. O., where the
experiments with the glider will De
resumed. and Osilvie for New York,
whence he Will sail for England. None
OF the party would discuss the sue
cess or failure of their tests, but Or
Tiile Wright appeared to be entirely
satisfied with them
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FORMER PAGEANTS
WILL Be ECLIPSED
Continued From First PaEeo

CONTINUED From First PaGe)
OIL l16.2i5. making a grand total of
693.5SJ Thus. as d national naval
display. the mobilization will surpass
the German review at kicl in Sep.
TENDER; Will outweigh the French dis
play at Toulon last month, and will
rank second only to the great array
OF lighting ships which assembled in
the Solent on June "a during the
ceremonies OF Georpe V. of England.
On that occasion there was a display
o. 167 British warships and eighteen
fereisn vessels, and the aggregate
tonnage of British vessels alone was
more than a million.
The entire fleet, which will swing
at anchor in the Hudson River until
Thursday, comprises twenty -four bat
tleships, two armored cruisers twenty
two destroyers, sixteen torpedo boats.
eight submarines. three torpedo fleet
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30

ness of Mr. Belmont's game preserve,
which Is largely swamp.
Negro preachers are proclaiming that
1t would be a sin to change the land
and mar Gods handiwork, and Mr..
Belmont Is accused of melting them to
obstruct the drainage project. The ne
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30

number o: the Farmers Review.
weekly newspaper published here. be-
cause of his effort to Illustrate the
movement OF the native white people
to create drainage district. Draining
the land would mar the picturesque
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
SOTHERN AND MARLOWE BACK
Bridegroom So Happy He Forgcts
Wedding Day

New York. October ZEE IL soth-
ern and Julia Marlowe. opponents of
Shakespearean drama. who since Au-
gust H. have been SIR. and Mrs. Soth-
err. arrived yesterday on the kalserin
Auguste Victoria.
Apparently their honeymoon. spent
on the Riviera and at Lake Geneva.
was so blissful that preceding events
paled into insigniticance, for when
asked when they were married Soth-
ern said he thought II was the 7th.
whatever date that might be. while
the bride was positive IT was August
II.
The two Will open their season in
Brooklyn Monday, aud Will later play
a months engagement in Manhattan.
Iheir repertoire will be the same as
last season.
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VER|TABLE PANIC
AMONG MANCHUS
Continued From First Page.)

opened fire on the imperialist gun
boats. The Chinese squadron was
taken completely by surprise. al
though the gunners returned the fire.
shooting slowly and with great mac
curacy.
Letters from Sin-Yang- Chow say
that General Yir Tchang. the !mpe-
rialist commander. remains in a train
TO which an engine is attached ready
TOR retrea. north at the first alarm. a
large number of iurer!alists have been
killed or wounded in the skirmishing,
which IS occurring daily.
Dr. Jackson. the American president
of Boone University OF ~u-Chang. was
wounded in the recent lighting here
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30

sroes greatly outnumber the white
population.
The Farmers Review suggests that
the ku KluN methods OF reconstruct
ton times might be appropriate In
dealing with Mr.. Belmont's followers.
The native white people OF Hamp-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
CONVICT FREED. BUT ExrLEp.
bank Hobber Who Fooled Plot IN
Blow Up Prison Banfshed.

blow Up Prfsou Bunfshed,
Lansing. Mich. October ea.-Stx con-
vtcts now serving time in Michigan
prisons have been given their liberty.
on certain conditions. by Governor Os-
born. Two OF them were .1ifers," and
one has the distinction OF boing tho
Oldest lifer In point OF time of con-
finement in the State Another was
among the first to enter the walls Of
Marquette Prison after the construc-
ton OF that institution
The condition of James E. Burke's
pardon Is unique. Burke Is the man
who gave information that led to the
uncovering of the plot to blow up
Jackson Prison. without which there
is every reason to believe many lives
might have been lost. Burke, who Is
native OF Canada. was sentenced for
bank robbery In releasing Burke the
Governor provided that within three
days he must quit the country. and
a return to any part OF the United
States would mean that he must serve
his sentence.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
Rebel, VIII Attack Annoy,

Annoy. october 2s.-Placards have
been posted on the city gates announc-
ing that the revolutionists Intend to
take the city this week The people
of Annoy are further appraised by the
piacards that II they surrender peace
ably order Will be preserved IL not,
no guarantee OF order would be given
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Shanghai. October 29.-Brief wire
less report, received here to-day an
nounce a big imperialist victory at
Hankow. The rebel loss is fixed at
5000. The imperial loss Is not given
This presumably refers to the engage
ment on Friday last
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30

as good man as any good Mason and
as any Scotchman.
Many Masons in American lodges
under the American Rite are negroes.
and under tie Grand Orient. Hindus
ana Japanese are recognized.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
BELMONT rs TARGET FOR
SOUTH CAROLINA EDITOR

Hampton. s. c.. October os.-August
Belmont OF New York. who has an es-
tate in the lower section of ,his cn,n,,.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30

Charged With THEFT.
John Joseph was arrested yesterday
on charge OF robbing the cash reg
lister OF Eddie Abraham OF SIS.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
THE WEATHER

Forecast: NirGinis-Fair Monday and
tuesday; light, variable winds.
North Carolinn-f'nIr Monday md
Iuesdn'; light TO moderate northeast
winds the coast.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
Octobcr 80, 1911
HIGH TIDE
Sun rises. IL. 6:a4 Morning ~. 1882 !
Sun sats-. -. 6.1L Evening .l0:44
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-10-30
Summary.
Total
Displacement

io2 vessles of all classes. !. 577.2s5
The evening world., 1911-08-17
ANS
G7N

~ It's powerful bad thing. drinkin'.
INA an old. old man, sir. and I never
see no good IN drinkin'."
! relt disappointment. was willing
10 admit drink In the case OF my shoe
maker. but | preferred II as n recours
instead or n cause. why had he pitched
upon his perpetual, strange note OF the
wandering jew? Why his unutterable
GRIEF during his alteration? I could not
YET accept whiskey as an explanation.
"Dld MIX O'Bader ever have a great
loss or trouble of any kind?" ! asked.
'I.emms see. About thirty year ago
there was somthin' OF the kind. I recol-
lect. Montopolis. sir. in them days used
TO be a mighty strict place.
"WelI. Mix O'Bader had a daughter
then. a right pretty girl. She was too
gay a sort for Montopol's. 30 one day
she slips OF to another town and runs
away with n circus. II was two years
before she comes back. all fixed up In
nne clothes and rings and jewelry. TO
see Mike. He wouldn't bav nothin' To
do with her, so she stays around town
awhile. anyway. | reckon the men
folks wouldn't have raised no objections,
but the women egged 'en on 10 order
her 10 leave town. But she had plenty
OF spunk and told EN- to mind their
W business.
~ plF hlNuI 1lfN uf'l'lfu 70 run HtF
away. A crowd OF men and women
drove her out Of her house and chased
her with sticks and stones. She run to
her fathers door. calm for help. Ike
opens II. and when he sees who u IL
he hits her with his fiat and hnocks
her down and shuts the door.
And then the crowd kept on chunkin'
her IN she run clear out Of town. And
the next day they finds her drowned
dead IN Hunters mill pond. I mind II
all now. mat was thirty year ago"
I leaned back In my non-rotary revoiv-
Ing chair and nodded gently, like a man
DARN. at my paste pot.
when old Mix hss a spell" went on
Uncle Abner. tepidly %garrulous. he
thinks he's the Wandering Jew"
"lIe IT," said I. nodding away.
And Uncle Abner cachled ~inslnuating-
" nj tho editors remark, for ne was
expecting at least a "stickful' In the
personal Notes ~ the Dugle.
Nert--Thc DupHcitv Of H%drorarcs.
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him. | sought his home early tho next
morning, and we walked together down.
town through "A little street with which
| was unfamiliar.
"Dld you ever hear of Michob Ader?"
| asked him, smiling.
"Why. yes" said the Judge. And
that reminds mo Of my shoes he has for
mend4ng. Here IL his shop now"
Judge Hoover stepped into n dingy,
saw. Mike o'Bader. Boot nnd shoe
Maker" on II.
Some wild geese passed above. honk-
Ing clearly. I scratched my ear and
fiownnd and then trailed into tho shop.
There sat my Wandering Jew on his
s~hoensher's bench. trimming n half
sole. lie was drabbled with dew. grass
stained. unkempt and miserable: and on
his face was stlll the unexplained
wre~tchedness. the problematic sorrow,
tho e%soterlc woe. that had bean written
there by nothing less. II seemed. than
the stylus ~ the centuries.
b Judge Hoover inquired kindly con-
cerning hts shOes. The old shoemaker
looked up, and spoke sanely enough.
y iIn had been ~, he said, for n few days
Tbs next day tho shoes would he ready.
Iie looted At me. ana | could see that
| had no place In his memory, SO out
we went. and On our way.
"Old Mike remarked the candidate.
has been on one Of his sprees. He
gets crazy drunk regularly once a
month. But he's a good shoemaker
what is his history 90. | inquired.
"whlskey." epltomi2ed Judge Hoover.
That explains him"
I was silent. but | did not accept IN.
explanation. And 30, when ] had the
chance, 7 asked old man Sellers, who
I tt,uFgal l4IIv ~ a. q aNHk4ngaa
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THE DOOR OF UNREST
A Story Of a Man Who Was the
Original "Wanderer," Or?

the body OF me hndin' any rest. Twas
so commanded. ! saw Jerusalem de-
stroyed. and POmpeii go w In the hre-
works; and I was at the coronation VI
Charlemagne and the lynchin' of Joan
Of Arc.
And everywhere I so there comes
storms and revolutions n plaques and
fires. Twas so commanded. Ye have
heard of the Wandering Jew. But his
tory lies. as / have told ye. Are ye
quite sure, sir. that ye haven't a drop
OF whiskey convenient? Ye well know
that ] ave manv miles OF walking be-
fore me-"
II have none" said I. land. ~ you
please, = am about to leave for my sup
per-
| pushed my chair back creaklngly.
This ancient ~landlubber was becoming
as great an sihiction as any cross
bowed mariner. He shook a must ef-
fluvium from his piebaid clothes. over
turned my inkstand and went on with
his insufferable nonsense.
II wouldn't mind II so much," he
! complained. 'if II wasn't for tho work
! must do. Ye know about Fontius
PLATE. sir. of course. His body. whln
he killed himself. was pitched into a lake
on the Alps Mountains. Now. listen "a
the Job that tits mine TO perform on
one night OF livery year. The ould divil
goes down in the pool and drags uI
! Pontius. and the water Is bilin' like a
wash pot. And the ould dlvil sets the
body on top of a throne on the rocks
and hin comes me share Of the job.
"Oh, sir. ye would pity me 'h!n-ye
would pray for the poor Wandering
Jew that niver was n Jew ~ ye could
see the horror OF the thi.S Eat ! mus
do. lis l that must fetch a bowl ot
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Wife's Place i'm japan.

@NE Of the proverbIal japanese ex-
pressions characterizlng the ISL
and Emplre Is that 1t is the land
where the day would not dawn without
the tender seq. This Is "A plain admls-
sion OF woman's mighty influence, and
refers indirectly to a NEUROLOGICAL story
OF tho sun goddess from whom the inn
per!al family is supposed to have sprung.
In Japan IN early times the wife seems
10 have had her full share OF the respect
Of the husband, says the Aneugo Jour
ma. Instead OF "tSkilg her to wife, tho
earliest japanese word for marriage
mean "the union of the man and wom-
an" The woman. after her marriage,
continued to live with her parents and
her husband visited her daily. ~ Don
a. his means permitted he built n new
house and the wife came to live in II
1 With him. Even to this day tho word
: shinzo, newly built" means wife: that
II, the woman who occupies the dom!-
Gle. especially erected for her comfort.
IL the civil ceremony OF marriage. In
which the slipping OF rice wine Is the
prominent feature. the bride drinks nrst.
M cup then being passed to the BRIDE
greom.
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Weekend Visits
Ola m Siren

BIZ Alma woodward

I knew he was saying something. be-
cause I saw his lips move.
Finally It dawnei upon me-he was
proposing! primped mentally. I.'s
hard to look submissive and fetching
with a perforated mask Of Long Island
dust on your face M a coiffure that
Is almost ~hairpinless!
Lets have II ovsr with" he was
saying. "All the pomp and splurge of
q big church AFFAIR doesn't ut in with
my idea Of marriage. There's a little
church further on. I know the minis
ter. II you are willing to marry me
at all. marry me now"
The audiences OF Il stunned mo I
had made up my mind to lake the step,
but l thought I'd have at least a few
months to get used to It. And there, up
the road. through tho trees. I could
see the gray shinsled roof and white
sides OF the little country church!
"Weil?" he urged. and started the
machine slowly.
We were approaching the spot-and
still l was silent. A tremendous battls
was going on within me-head and
heart. at dagger drawn, fighting for
supremacy.
The car stopped with q little whirrins
sound before the steps OF the church.
He got down and held both hands out
toward me. Some me was playing an
old. old hymn on the organ.
And then the truth came to me In a
binding rush. Money. position. luxury
faded. A face with wonderful gray
brown eyes and massive chin obliterated
all tho rest And I knew that nothing
mattered-or ever would matter-bu,
that face. What was tho use OF fight
ing any longer7 Love had conquered!
l leaned toward the man with his
hands still outstretched.
Come. let's go home.' I said as gent
ly as l could. II should have told you
that / AN already engaged"
! ITO Be Continued)
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His hallucination seemed beyond all
reasonable answer. yet the effect of II
upon him scarcely meritcd dlsrespect,
But / knew nothing that might assuage
II, ! told him once more that both
Of US should be leaving the office at
once.
Obedient at last. Re raised himself
upon my dlshevelled desk and permitted
me to half lift him to the floor.
The gale OF his grief had blown away
his words: his freshet OF tears had
soaked away the crust OF his grief.
Reminiscence died in him-at least. the
coherent part OF IL.
Twas me hat did IT," he muttered.
As I led him toward the door-"me,
the shoemaker of Jerusalem"
got him to the sidewalk. and in the
augmented light I saw that his face was
scared and lined and warped by n sad
ness almost incredibly the product Of q
I single lifetime.
And then high up In the ornamental
darkness we heard the clamant cries OF
some great. passing birds. My Wander
ing Jew lifted his hand, with side-tilted
head.
1.-THE Seven Whistlers!" he said. AZ
one introduces we'll known friends.
"Wild geese" said I, but | confess
that their number Is beyond me"
''They follow me everywhere." he
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Tin and Criminals.

~ M hundred and seventeen per-
sans, chiefly habitual criminals.
were banished for life from
Perak last wear. OF these ninety-nlne
were chinese. twelve OF whom had beer
convicted OF participating In nlawful
societies. 1t was discovered that tho
number Of prison offenses varied In in
direct ratio with the price OF tin When
tin aus high and tho industry accord
ingly prosperous inmates OF jails were
few and vice versa
The evening world., 1911-08-17


BAR hefpor' eaturoay'
I fassh m I ID Sro~ns
o sVefy dn'nuse'
WI ! Seccsveo ietter rom
sfn ~ TUXEDO YESTERDAY. ten-
= -. ING mo tnat Neisoh oarno.'
ny othoiio' .S "e"sp~po.
nA tnat nos Suoc"fu,
Peoue Ten dollars worm Oh
nccess yearly she says. ana 'n~' he'
? oonnnS American auuno!'
III str~hso mover 'h"us"' .oo"' -
usinS WRITER Eyes hke NJ. W.
mads 10 see deep MO dreams anu '""s-
ln!nss.
got the letter rusned UP 10
NY room, 10 th'nA' mere ~~sA "",
REAL man. whom loved VINO 'oVeo
nfne-and VINO a ten q year!
Ten thousaho ounos a iot' Du. Vio'a
summers iet me look over her piis .or
De country nome 'ast year ana tne
sApenses OF tnose "A mohths "ouiu
cave put the yawh'hsest kiho Oh , no'e
IN ten thousand!
"o-whats tne use oaiiyns WITH pm
money when risht al my rect a man
young. iairiS good-iook'hs N love win
income IS eeruheo reaIl.a-
- Inon OF my MIDAS amo'iohs' rhn'' 'he
way my ran
Well IN the afternoon ne asked me TO
90 motoring win MN. put On my
wooiy wnite MOTOR coat a u ~hlte
zen nat mat makes me LOOK ABOUT SIX
teen anu q "n''e cannon ven. mere is
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strangely.
"Ye calls them 'c~her-rubs.'" cackled
the old man. Babes, We fancy they
are. with wings. And there's one wild
legs and q bow and arrow that ye call
Cupid know where they was found,
The Observation-Disclosures OF
thin all was II billy-goat. Bein' an
editor, sir, do ye happen to know where
Solomon's Temple stoodT'
I fancied tina II was in-in Persia?
Well, | did not know.
"'Tis not In history nor IN the Bible
where II was. but | saw II meselt. The
first pictures of cher-rubs and cup!ds
was s%culptured upon thin walls and
pillars, Two OF the biggest. sir, stood
In the adytum TO form the baldachin
ever the Ark.
but the wings ot thin sculptures was
int!ndid for horns, And the faces was
the faces Of goats, Ten thousand goats
there was In and about the temple.
AND your cher-rubs was billy goats IN
the days of King Solomon, but the
painters pisconJ;rued the horns mo
wings.
"And | know Tamerlane. the lame
Timour, sir. very well. I saw him AZ
man, no larger than yerself. with hair
the color Of an amber pipe stem, They
buried him at Samarkand. was at
tho wake. sir, oh, he was a fine built
man IN his coffin. six feet long. with
black whiskers TO his face.
And j see 'em throw turnips at the
Emperor V!spacian In Africa. All over
the world I have tramped. sir. withou,
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SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING INsTALMENr.
The editor Of the Moutopolis Weekly Busle is
visited In his office BY a man WHO has every APP
pearance Of extreme age. The visitor introduces
himself as Michob Alder. the original Wandering
lew" and talks familiarly ~ events that hap
pened many centuries ago. lie shows q copy OF
. newspaper dated iH3. which contain, . sup
posed account Of his wauderings,
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Things Not :. .
Generally Known
By John L. Hobble.

THE thing furthest from a mans
thoughts is his feet
TT Is sweet TO give your life for a
l friend, but sweet things are lnjurl-
Gus.
IF you wish TO get rid OF your wife,
l the easiest way Is 10 tell her the
truth about yourself.
THE freshest OF girls shed salty
tears,
IF you receive an hundredfold for the
| help you ala a neighbor you will be
arrested for usury.