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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

A baseball manager declares that mo woman ever understood baseball or ever can hope to-" What he means is that she does not understand baseball politics Manager Franks for example.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Deacon Hemphill is cooperating with Brother Rockefeller in obtaining preach- CT to take Dr. Aked's place. In pinch
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
.PLATITuDINoUs

From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
 They cheered as usual at Birmingham when MT. Roosevelt told them with his accustomed eloquence that a bad man is bad and a good man Is good except when he is otherwise.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Tom Ryan smiles and smiles whenever he hears that Delaney Nicoll is to be the compromise candidate for senator in New York.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

The most persistent optimist of Tren- ton, N. J., is the father of 25 children. Some of the children have, however, ceased to be persistent consumers
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Walter Fisher certainly knows a na- tional resource when he sees it, and he also knows that the poor neglected thing needs to be carefully nursed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Uncle Sam has bigger calamity than even the Philippines on his hands if he is going to train the Latin republics to
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Fine old Diaz smiles and smiles when he gees how he is using this country to coop and starve out the insurrectos.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
QUICK WORK

QOICk NORk. "Women, as rule, think more quickly than men,"
 "Unquestionably. The average man goes into retirement to change his mind while the average woman can change her mind while getting off trolley car back ward."-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

And yer Theodore Roosevelt is avoiding the Rio Grande.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

The Texas climate is now on its good behavior. It knows an army of patriots when it sees one.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

The lame ducks are getting their con- solation prizes and going home.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

The railroads that could not get raise in rates are getting money rom the movement of troops.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

It may be all quiet along the Potomac tonight, but it is not at all peaceful alorg the Rio Grands.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Captain Hobson is content to see our troops and ships trained for his coming Jap war.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

man may have more money than brains and still not be taxpayer in New York city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Wall street expects to acquire the slump habit while Congress is in extra session.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Tie banks Of the Rio Grande are ex- periencing an unprecedented run.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
A SEA SONG

Alfred Moves, in Blackwood's. Marchaunt Adventures, chaunting at the
 windlass, Early in the morning, we slipped from
 Plymouth sound, All for adventure in the great new re-
 gions, All for Eldorado and to sail the world
 around! Sing! the red of sunrise ripples round
 the bows again! Marchaunt adventurers, o sing, we're out
 ward bound again! All to stun the sunset in our old black
 galleon, f All to seek the merchandise that no
 man ever found.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

II is conceded by all that Secretary of the Interior Fisher is a genuine conserva- tionist.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
ASKING TOO MUCH.

q see where western woman wants $5000 for a kiss"
 'Exorbitant Even if the kiss were five minutes long, it would not be worth 5000 a mnute'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Dr. Aked cannot go any further west unless he jumps into the Pacific.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

L1zETTE AND SOME OTHERS. Lizette's
 So slim,
 She's 'shamed To swim.
 Birmingham Age-Herald. So fat
 Is Kate
 She hates
 To skate.
 Springfield Union. So rich
 Was Pearl
 She bought
 An earl
 Milwaukee Sentinel. Poor Min.
 She wed
 cop
 Instead.
 Louisville Post Nanette's
 So glib She loves
 To flo.
 -spokesman-Review. And then
 Poor Nan
 Got the Milkman.
 St. Louis Times Poor Min,
 So thin,
 A sin Can't win.
 Schenectady Union. Names limbs
 Such sights She won't
 Wear tights.
 Scranton Emancipation
 PLAIN WORDS. The Horse Editor'' of western con- temporary says; #s8 "To be sure, Nicodemus. we have a con- tempt for the professional evangelist who retails village gossip as substitute for the old-time gospel. But say, old boy, we have ten thousand times more con tempt for the long-tongued shysters who pour this gossip into his willing ears. They try to fool themselves into the mo- tion that they are rendering God a service preacher up to doing something they lack the nerve to do themselves
 IN THE SPRING. "In the spring young mans fancy Lightly turns to thoughts of love" Saying, Guess I'll take chance" he Picks him out turtle dove. Takes her for a stroll some evening, When the moon is shining bright, And he puts his arms around her AS she whispers, Hold me tight DREADFUL THOUGHT. ie The sweetest girl in all the world May later on get frowzy, May wake up with her; hair uncurled, All sour-faced and blowzy.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

MT. Ballinger has gone back to shine in Seattle society,".
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
AN INTOXICATED VILLAIN

Old man Diaz's successor may be Uncle Sam. =
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
A DROP TOO MUCH.

A DROP TOO MUCH. "I'll be all smiles tonight" Was what he said; Who did not dream he'd light Upon his head.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15
CHORUS. Marchaunt adyenturers, Marchaunt adventurers,

CHORUS.
 Msrchaunt adyenturers,
 Marchaunt adventurers, Marchaunt adventurers, o, wither are ye bound? r All for Eldorado and the great new sky line, a All to seek the merchandise that no man ever found! Marchaunt adventurers. O, what 'ull ye bring home again? Hearts O British oak and the glory of the sea. Whom will ye traffic with? The king of sunset What shall be your pilot then? A star from old~ Judee! Nay, but ye be marchaunts, will ye come back empty handed? Ay, we be marchaunts, though our gain we ne'er shall see! Cast we now our bread upon the waste wild water! After many days 1t shall return with usury
 CHORUS.
 Marchaunt adventurers,
 Marchaunt adventurers, What shall be your profit in the mighty days to be? England England! England! England! Gods free Kingdom and the glory of the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

QUITE so.
 In heading a recent editorial "Walla Walla Women Work the Spokane Spokesman-Review exemplifed the poss bilities of Apt Alliterations Artful Aid"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

Ere long his lame decisions will Arouse the rooter's ire, And then we'll hear some well-known
 words,
 Like "Murder.'' ''Thief!' and "Liar!"
 MADE HIM NERVOUS. "Wosby hasn't been himself all day" What's the trouble?" Early this morning he saw wagon load of money"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-03-15

From lowest places whence virtuous things proceed, The place is dignifed by the doer's deed.
 Ans Well That Ends We'll.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

mingles some clever hand manipula- tions with line of rapid fire humor, both of which are of & neat order and commend him for popularity
 The Lyceum Quare- which made such distinct hit at the Elks' min strels last week, and wiich is the classiest quartet seen here in many moons, scored another big local hit when they appeared last evening. Their selections are of the lively sort, and they keep things going lively in the rag time line while on the stage.
 The quartet was one of the leading ones on the eastern circuit. One of the members is missing, but Bert White. Tony Sherman and Milton Francis are sufficient unto themselves and the fourth voice is hardly missed.
 Barry and Nelson appear in comedy clown and lady acrcbatic stunt, and the young lady is a-per former parexcellence. A dainty bit of a woman, clad in little blue jump CTS, she whirls herself through space in amazing sty.e, and is undoubtedly the best performer in her line that has appeared in local vaudeville
 The Kinodrome has one of those realistic stories of a domestic drama, which turns out well in the end. As a whole the bill this week is certain to prove the most popular of any yet offered, largely because of the fact that 1t is variety pleasing in change from the general run of vaudeville acts, however, high in class, that have recently he'd the boards here.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
Blanche Rina.

Blanche Ring is coming to pay this city visit at the Auditorium Thea ter tonight and by the way she is a very desirable quantity and some en- tertainer
 Miss Ring is one of the good fel- lows of the stage. while she is on the stage. and not bad fellow off, if one can be permitted to say so. Where good fellowship reigns is Miss Rings kingdom, and she does more to dispel the gloom that sometimes gathers than a barbecue would in a famine and that's going some.
 To hear her sing of her rolliclx- ing songs, is a privilege indeed, and when she is in comedy mood. 1t is hard to hold down the disabilities therefore, let joy be unconfined when The Yankee Girl' comes to town put on your best bib and tucker. ex change a small portion of the coin of the realm and get in return those things that money cannot buy, fun, song and good fellowship, delivered by the best of her kind.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
ORDERS MILITIA
 ID PREVENT RIOTS
GOVERNOR cRUcE CALLS THREE COMPANIES OUT AT OKLA
 HOMA CITY.
Street Car Strike Threatens Trouble and Soldiers Are Held In Read-
 ness to Prevent Violence.

Oklahoma City. Okla, March g. Governor Cruce tonight ordered three companies of the Oklahoma National Guard to assemble at their armories and be in readiness to prevent rioting lin connection with the local stree. car strike. The order followed trou- ble late this afternoon. which came as a result of an attempt to operate cars on the lines of the Oklahoma Railway Company after settlement icf the strike had been agreed to by the company and the men. When the first cars started thou sands of persons collected in the downtown districts The trouble be- gan waen a crowd of men demanded that a motorman and conductor show their cards" When they failed to comply they were pulled from the cars and fight followed. Several arrests were made.
 Operation of the cars was stopped and Governor Cruee was asked for aid
 Under the agreement made today it was provided that there should be no discrimination by the car company against men because they belonged to "any organization. It was further agreed that practically all the strk- |ers should be reinstated.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
"The U. S War Game '

This city is to have some notable visitors on March IS, at the Audito- rum theater Admiral Dewey, Rear Admiral Scaley and Secretary of the Navy Meyer, with the cadets of West Point, the midshipmen of Annapolis, the famous trick cavalry of Fort Meyer, and 10000 soldiers. including the colored regiment that led the charge at San Juan. with Col Theo- dore Roosevelt, with present Lyman H. Howe's remarkable spectacle in moving photography-"The U S. War Game" The spectacular features of the service are so reproduced with sound that the Sherman estimate of human fighting is realized without any of the nerve-racking and danger ous circumstances.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
scENH IN AuDroRUM FRIDAY MARCH o

duces series of physic experiments, demonstrating the rower of mind over the physical, and to the satisfaction of not alone the popular committee which fills the stage, but to the en- tire audience demonstrates a most unusual power. Her tests are not of hypnotic nature, their simplesness pelng part of the general wonder ment of her power. Her mere laying on of hands resists the power of not alone one man, but of as many as can assemble their strength in competi ton
 Al Lawrence, a mimic comedian, with face whose contcrtions fit ev- cry expression he desires to create. is one of the features of the bill. He has monoTogue of quick wit which generally keeps him a few laughs ahead of his auditors, and his act is particularly pleasing.
 Schoenwenk, talkative trickster,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
Trains Depart.
Trains Arrive.

$50 a. m. daily, from Memphis. Lit tie Rock and Oklahoma.
 l0:05 a. m., except Sunday, from Malvern.
 3.55 p. m. daily. from New York and all points.
 TAO D. m. daily, from Little Rock and Oklahoma
 $40 p. m.. except Sunday, from Malvern.
 No. 46. the 1:30 p. m. train, has trough steel sleepers to Chicago and Denver, parlor car to Memphis and lining car from Little Rock, all steel coaches to Memphis. makes connec- tions at Memphis for all points Quick est time to New York city without sxtra fare.
 No. 616, the 7:25 D. m. train, has through sleeper to Memphis: also makes connection at Little Rock for oklahoma
 Telephone Al.
 w. M. ANDERSON, c. P. A.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

She told the police the suicide came after domestic troubles, in which her acceptance of attentions from a clerk cf the Iron Mountain Railroad fg- ured. She said she had married her husband under duress and that after a quarrel over the clerk she had left him. The husband met her at Tex arkana last Friday, she said. and in- duced her to go to their home. On the way she bought some strychnine. according to her story, and told her husband she was going to kill her self. He proposed they die together and she agreed.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
Virginia Harmed.

Possibly the most important attrac- ton of the present theatrical season at the Auditorium theater is the en- easement of Virginia Harmed. Miss Harmed will proffer a new play, "The Woman He Married" by Herbert Bash1ord the well known dramatist, that deals with new phase of New York life Competent critics declare it is better than anything Miss Harn- ed has had since her joint starring tours with E. H. Sothern, not except ing "Iris,' in which. under Charles Frohman's management, she had two years of immense success in New York. Boston and other large eastern cities.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
AmuSements
At the Princess.

Again the popularity of the Prin- cess theater and it's splendid twice a. week vaudeville offerings was dem onstrated yesterday when three ca pacity audiences filled every nook of this playhouse to witness one of the most interesting and diversified bills 1t has yet been the pleasure of the management to present.
 Annie Abbott the metapnysica1 mar vel, is the headliner the wonderment of her act being unexplainable while it is filled with comedy suffi- cient to keep the audience in a con- tinuous nproar Miss Abbott intro
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
IRON MOUNTAIN TIME CARD.
Depart.

Depart.
 No. leaves Hot Springs at 6:30 a. m., runs through to Pine Bluff, mak- ing immediate connection at Benton with through trains northbound for Little Rock, Kansas City, Memphis, St. Louis and eastern connections outbound for all Texas points.
 No. 1 leaves Hot Springs at fG: 50 !. m. for Benton, making immediate connection for Little Rock, Pine Bluff and local points north.
 No. leaves Hot Springs at S:45 ?. iii. for Benton and all intermediate local points.
 No. IS leaves Hot Springs lat 5:30 D. m., running through to St. Louis and Chicago in connection with the famous Alton Limited, and makes i'm mediate connection at Benton with through service southbound to Texas and California points,
 Arrive
 No. IT arrives at 10:O5 a. m. from Chicago, St. Louis. Little Rock and Texas and California points.
 No. 5 arrives at 2:S0 p. m. from local points north and south Of Ben. ton.
 No. arrives at 6:35 D. m. from Pine Bluff, Memphis. Little Rock and local points north and south of Ben ton.
 No. 3 arrives at 10:15 D. m. from Pine Bluff, St. Louis. Little Rock and Texas.
 Trains Nos. IT and IS are equipped with the hanisomest dining cars in the country, carrying observation cars and elegant red sleepers in connec- ton with the Alton Limited between Chicago and Hot Springs without change. All trains arrive and depart from Market and Elm streets station GEO. w HOUSIlEY. General Agent
 H. V. FORD. l.i Z
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
CHILD LABOR CONFERENCE.

Birmingham, Ala, March 9-A large audience attended tonight's ses- sion of the National Child Labor Con- ference.
 The principal address was by Dr. A. J. McKeyway, of Washington, on The Tered Among industries"
 A number of informal talks were made. chief among them being that of Mrs. Florence Kelley. of New York,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
MANY ANGLES TO
 ARGfNTA MURDER
FOUR MEN ARRESTED IN LiT,.E ROCK IN CON. LECTION WITH
 POISONING CASE
One Had License to Marry Woman Week Before Husbands Death
 She Says it Was Suicide Pact.

Little Rock, Ark, March 9.--Let- ters written by Mrs. Stella Schneider to Claude Johnson, who is in the county jail here, enabled Constable w. K. Jones, of this city, to locate the woman in Chicago, and to arrest her there today
 Notwithstanding the fact that she went to Chicago with w. E. Wads- worth and that Frank Jones. in jail here, nas confessed that he furnished the woman money to make trip, Mrs. Schneider letters to Johnson are, <endearing in the extreme.
 In discussing the death of her hus- band which occurred Friday night she says Alex Peterson was the cause of it all"
 On the strength of this Deputy Con- stable Charles Jones tonight arrested Peterson, making four men now un- der aresrt on charge of having aid ed the woman to do away with her husband.
 | The woman's husband, Fritz Sch meider. died in agony on the door step of his home in Argenta, Ark i. Friday night. after drinking beer with his wife.
 Neiglfbors testified at the coroner's inquest that the woman stood at his side and jeered and taunted him as he was dying. She then disappeared and was next heard from when the officers intercepted letters she had written to Johnson.
 Johnson was arrested because the officers fonnd that he had secured a license to marry Mrs. Schneider a week before her husband died.
 Chicago, March 9.--At the police station the woman told a story of q suicide pnct between her husband and herself, in which she, after watching him put strychnine into a glass of beer, drink t and then die in agony. was unable to nerve herself to n duplication of the suicide and fed from Little Rock with Wadsworth.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
HOW THE TRAINS RUN
ROCK ISLAND TIME CARD.

(Effectiye June l, 1910.) All trains arrive and depart from Benton street station, opposite the postoffice.
 Trains Depart. 6:2O a. m. daily, except Sunday Malvern local.
 7:55 a. m. daily, Little Rock and Oklahoma express.
 1:30 D. m. daily. New York and Chi cago and Oklahoma. 7:25 D. m. daily, Little Rock. Mem phis Limited, connects at Memphis for all points.
 5:30 D. m. daily, except Sunday Malvern local
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
oshkosh. Wis. Jan. lL

Oshkosh. Wis, Jan. IS, 1905. Coscuys Remedy Go, Hst Springs. Ark- My Dear 5ir--1 have used quite a num- OCT Of packages of "COSCURA." both for myself and friends. All who have used 1t are pleased Will you kindly send me half dozen packages by mall or express. I think express win be cneaper. I will remit as sosn as goods are received | may put "COSCURA" in every druH store in the city. Let me hear from you at once. Yours truly,
 GEO. H. BUCKsTAFT.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
For Sale by All Druggists

,s NOTHING JUST sussrl7uTG--TMG1u> IF yovR DRuoo,sr DoEs NOT KEEP coscuRA ssNp uot 16
 TIE coscunA REMEDY coMpANx HOT spslnos Ank- AEp|
 JAR WILL n GENT YOU COST qAln t \ MS xp<z
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
Prompt and Unequaed Remedy for all Forms of Eczema, Lupus, Acne, Psoriasis. Herpes, Ulcers, Itching Piles and all Skin Diseases For Chapped Hands COSCura Has No Equal
Read What People Who Have Used Coscna Have to Say

such . wonderful preparation. on4 ' prospereus continuance of your buuinoGH remain. very truly ysurs,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
DprinEnsld. Mo. Oct. 10. 1sel.
 Central Hotel Haleou,

Coscura Remedy Co, Hst sprsnes. Ark Gentlemen--Enclosed find q. PIeas6 mall me one jar ef s'CC8CURA-" cans6 keep IL Every ono takes 1t awty frun1 mine had . bad face. went fx, lsi rrfS and got the jar. He used 1t twice and \ couldn't get 1t back. He sent for [ TT (Gebin,. Ft. 6cott). gave haH of min0 away but l won't be without t. Dsn1 at once. YouIs. etc.
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The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
et. Louis. Aug. ls. Iyut.

Hf. Louis, Aug. 1s, Iyue- Coscura Remedy O., Hst Spi ings, Ark. Dear Sir--l have a friend here that hns years and I wish yos, to write se~ lines that can give this boy to read and state how he can get your "COuCURA.' have never had 1t any more since that remaip yours truly.
 The man from the Ostrich Farm. Address Chas. E. Johnson, z637 N. lef- serron Avenue. St. Lcuis. No,
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TAO Woodbme Ave. Oak Pnrk. m
 Dear Sirs-Please ind enclosed onn dollar for which please send mo q bor of 'COSCuRA." can not live wifhou5 1t. Very truly. \ M Ford Club Pueblo. Col
 MISS STELLA !. RNYNOLDa
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

6A Hcy. m, Sept II, 1908. coocura Remedy Co. Hst Springs. Ark Gentlemen Enclosed find expreoa msney order for one dollar. for one bo1 C "COoCJRA" Skin Cure. wbieh wtn
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

CIscura Remedy Co. Hot springs, ATT. Dear sir-You will please send mo ouo while there same years back for ecsen60 Send 1t at once. 1t Is all you claim foI It. ] want 1t fer piles. etc. Respecffullv~
 e. A. CARHuCHAETs Coscura Remeuy co. Hot eprilu1. TT. s.--Find dollar for the 'sC0Gs
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

UbC. ID, I3UN, sCoscara Remedy Co.,. Hst Springs. Ark. cheek for S2. Kindly send me two Jars of "CCSCURA" to uny address here. | have alss given the advise to a num- Der of friends whom also are very much pleased. Be careful and pack correctly. One of my bottles was smashed to pieces last summer. It's . good thing. Yours truly. L- A. ABBOTT
 Hotel Regent. Washington. D. C..
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

Dear Sir Enclosed please Nnn N&w York Draft for e1.0o. for which pin6S6 Winter before last whom at the GzE1.G send me at once . jar of "COGC03X~ the advice of "Billys' Maurice. nn4 r certainly does the work, and uutok, t0R Your truly. ROBT. c. H0XW
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10

Panucna, KY. June 9, 1864 for more of tic palve the next time. |
 have had the ecSemR three year au1 1t
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 WelL % you eat anything sweet when
 MES WILLIE WYLY.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-10
August II. 1903.

>,cgcurn Remedy Co.,. Het Springs. Ark.
 Kindly send me at once two jars "CQS- CuRA." Am pretty near wen; nave usss sent 1t to me at New Orleans, Meridian and here and can highly recommend It. have put lots eff pesple on to cos CURA' since l tried 1t in Hot Springs Inside of all the wrappings. Respect fully, MRS. A. F. 6HEARMAN.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-03-27
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Willard Wirtz, Salem representa-
tive of the Portland Journal spent
Sunday in Portland
F. G. Deckabach, manager Of the
Salem Brewery, went to Portland on
the S:55 Oregon Electric this morn
ing.
James P. Cooke, of the brokerage
firm of Overlook, Cooke company, of
Portland, is a Salem visitor.
= Charles E. Rittenhouse, of the
Portland Y. NJ. c, A., is visiting sa-
lem.
Judge viii R. King. of Portland is
in the city on legal business.
Mrs. James Linn and family are
home from spending the winter in
Los Angeles.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. George Meyers
left last night for San Francisco, to
attend the bedside of Mr.. John Hol-
man, who is very i'll at. the home of
his other daughter, Mrs J. H. Lunn.
Dr. Miles has a new Buick motor
car that is taking a great deal of his
care and attention. The doctor says
he will try not to buck all the street
cars off the track