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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Remarkable Fish.

Il thought you said there were fish
around here" said the disappointed
sportsman.
There are" replied Farmer Corn
tossel But they are experienced
fish. Moreover. they're kind and con.
siderate."
II haven't had a nibble."
We'll. you don't think they'd bite at
that brand-new fancy tackle, do you?
They'd stand off and admire 1t, but
they'd never take chance on gettin'
1t mussed up"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Little Pitcher.

Lady Nisitor-I am coming to youI
mammals company tomorrow, Tom
my.
Tommy-Well, you won't get a good
supper.
Tommy's Papa-Tommy, what do
you mean, talking like that?
Tommy-Well, you know. pa, you
told ma you'd have to get some
chicken feed for her old hen party
tomorrow.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
A Strauss Heaven.

Senator Depew, at recent dinner
In New York, said of Richard Strauss
music:
ITO hear Strauss 'Elektra' or his
Domestic symphony always makes
me think of the old Scotch piper who
said:
"'Ah, there's ane nicht | sail ne'er
forget. There were nineteen pipers
besides myself all in a wee bit parlor.
all playin' different tunes. just
thought | was in heaven!'"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
RenoXate the Beds.

II the strawberry plants are vigor-
Gus. and the bed not too weedy, 1t
may pay to renovate it for another
year. Now the plants close to the
ground. rake off the foliage and burn
II. Plow furrow, cutting out all
but one foot OF the row, and then go
through and take out the weeds and
diseased plants in this row. FIJI the
furrow with thoroughly rotted manure
and cultivate the soil back. Keep up
a thorough cultivation of the soil Ail
the season.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Biz Future for Him.

The visitor to the Sunday school
had been asked to talk to the scholars.
His theme was the possibility OF
youth. He dwelt at some length upon
the attainments of men of obscure
childhood. and to point his remark
turned to little child near at hand
and said:
"Tell us your name, little man"
In voice heard through the room,
the little man piped up:
Sarah Watkins. sir"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Not on the Market.

Tompkins-Ventley has received a
million dollars for his patent egg dat
ing mashine. You know 1t is absolute
ly interference-proof, and dates cor
rectly and indelibly as the egg is be-
ing laid.
ket yet?
Tcmpkins-Oh. my, no! and it won't
be on the market. The patent was
bought by the cold storage trust.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
THE TRUTH ABOUT sLUINe.
Talk No. /

Avoid liquid bluing. Every drop Of
worth of blue in large bottle filed
with water is sold for 5 cents or 10
cents in many places.
Always use RED CROSS BAG
BLUE, the blue that's all blue. A
large two-oz. package, all blue, sells
for cents or 4-oz. for 10 cents. De-
lights the laundress. AT ALL GOOD
GROCERS.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
It with the ill.fated Chavez for the


the s utumn
Of In
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
The PubIicist's Mistake.

what this town needs most" said
the eminent publicist, rs thorough
clearing up, about dozen new
bridges and first-class subway sys'
tenn"
"You are mistaken" replied the av-
erage citizen. What this town needs
most is a good lef-handed pitcher"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Hard to Find Things.

He-Where are my collars, dear?
She-I don't really know.
He-Well, yesterday l couldn't find
my shirts; this morning my ties were
missing; now l can't find my collars.
The cnly place | know of worse than
my bureau is my card index system.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25

A dairy of ten cows should be kept,
or a flock of sheep in place of cows.
BY raising the heifer calves from the
best mixers and selling off the old
COWS when they come fresh with their
calves in the spring. profitable herd
can be built up in few years. II but
ter and cream is TO be sold buy thor
oughbred Jersey or Guernsey bull; II
milk. an Ayrshire or Holstein. My
,,4,ference is for the Jerseys, says
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
70 Exclamation.

A commuter'o Explanation.
The man in the iron mask explained.
"They assured me there were no
here" he cried.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Storage Trench for Celery.

structions. grow good crops. always
provided that his soil is very rich and
well drained.
The application of manure should
be made every season. no matter how
rich the soil is. because celery will not
grow well on Impoverished soil.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
Back to the Soil,

Gardening has restored young
Weakling to health. Great thing, gard
ening.'
ut was gardening that knocked him
out in the first place"
That's strange. What kind?"
Roof"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
The Extreme Limit.

els there anything worse than liv-
ing in the suburbs?" asked Howard.
"Yes." replied Mr.. Fartrek. of North
Hackensack. there is. Living in the
suburbs of the suburbs"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25

writer in an exchange. They consume
less food and give greater return
for the food consumed. at least, that
is our experience after trial of 20
years. Where milk and cream is sold
the Jersey and Ayrshire cross will
give the best results. Build up a retail
trade for your farm products gal
lon of good milk retailed will bring in
80 cents; II whoiesaled 1t will sell for
l6 cents.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25

Mrs Winsiow's Soothing syrup for Children.
teething. softens the gums. reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25


that account
rom peace
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25

Is life worth living? I should\ say
that 1t depends on the liver.-Thohas
Gold Appleton.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25


The selection
eishman and MS
in he
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25

Evelyn-But when 1t comes to love-
making Harold is rather green, isn't
he?
Myrtle-Not now.
Evelyn-Indeed!
Myrtle-No, he's blue; l rejected
him last evening.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-25
2aG &a<;zsuGMa(

Can double your salary in six months. Endorsed
by d banks Write for valuable souvenir and
catalog free Denver. Colorado.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
By Leased Wire to The Tribune.

BY Leased Wire to The Tribune.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 21,-The social
prestige of Washington has been fully
maintained during the season. and the
after holiday period has witnessed re-
ncwal OF the gaict!es that marked tho
opening OF tho ycnr In the national capi-
tai, Many entertainments and receptions
have been rendered by new officials who
have arrived since the holidays. and the
social functions at the embassies and the
official list at the White House have not
yet all been given, Many persons promi-
ncnt in society have been guests In the
city during the carly weeks OF January
Mrs. Albert Van Duscn recently enter
tained In honor OF Mrs. Creel of Kansas
City, who is spending the. winter with
her son, Passed Assistant Medical Dlrcc-
tor Hal Creel, Il. s. NJ. c., at the Wyo-
ming.
Miss Tnvis Camden OF Versailles. KY
who. with her father and sister, were
the guests Of Kentucky friends IN WASH
lngiou. has gone TO Miami, Fla, TO spend
the remainder of the winter with her
grandmother Mrs. Camden. at her cot
tage.
The marriage OF Miss Olga Converse.
daughter of Mrs George Converse, and
AuGustln Derby Of Boston VIII he at
the apartment OF Mrs. Converse In the
Oakland. at O'Clock Tuesday afternoon.
January q. Father Ruckey Of 81.
Matthew s ChurCn VIII oinclOtc ana lncfe
VIII be present only the members Of the
family. Mr.. Derby and his bride VIII
make their home at Rye. y. Y. Miss
Converse Will be unattended. and Mr
Derby win have for his best man his
brother, DR.. George Derby Of Boston.
When West Wcd5 East.
An addition to tho American wives
colony OF the diplomatic corl'l at Wash
InSton since the holidays. who Is also
knc OF the most interesting. is Nine, Iia.
wife OF Ibra.Iim T:ai( Bcy. first secretary
of the Turkish embassy. she Is the FRS!
American woman who has ever grdccd
the Turkish embassy In Washington,
Her arrival marks new era In Turk
!sh affairs in the embassy here. Here
toiorc the wives OF Turkish embassadov;
and secretaries have been yelled Mos
lens. and have remained secluded In the
embassy. taking no p"rt In the social life
Of Washington. Nine. Zla. fl is said. plans
Il social reception 1T the embassy thar
will place il in the front rank, socially.
OF Washington diplomatic homes.
She is planning TO give noon teas thus
giving society an opportunity 10 see be-
youi the previous barriers O! the en-
bgssy.
Nmc. Zia Uas formerly HiSs Cary Eel
lows OF Virginia and New York. was cdu-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22

ern sanitary practice and the adoption
OF late methods of treatment and pre-
Vention are expected 10 reduce ty' hold
10 minimum and in time entirely
eradicate IL from military camps. Lieu.
tenant Fosters experiments consisted
in the hypodcrmic Injection of ful!
cubic ccDtimeter of bacteria 1000
COO,L yO) twice after an initial injection
OF 100000 bacteria His experiments
proved successful in every case. More
than 1000 men were inoculated and
Oily one case Of hysteria is on rec.
ord following the eyperimeuts
Company \. signal corps. furnished
the psllhearers and musician for the
funeral of Private John h. Hume, held
Thursday from the Twentieth ward
chapel. Hume WAS "A wcli.likcd mem
ber of the organization ard Il star per
former in its athletic events.
The city council of Richficld last
SATURDAY, accompanied b. the mayor Of
The city. visited Company j. 1T that
place. where Captain ". r., Kncass of
Company j.. Ogden, inspected the com
mand. Adiu1ant General Wedgwuod
happened in on the company i'm the
da" gave the CITY officials and the
Officers and members OF the company
a good talk. After their visit the
counr linen adopted resolutions plcdg-
ing their full support go the company.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
By Constance Carruthers

, Gated IN paris and at one time resi-
dent OF Constantinople, where her mar
IDrahim Raif Bey. was an international
romance OF several seasons ago. She ls
accomplished lingulst, and speaks ner
adoIeed tongue well. There IS ono child.
a bnby daughter Aiche.
The German ambassador and Countess
Won Bernstorff hnvo sent out cards for n
celebration OF the birthday anniversary
OF the kaiser.
Mrs, Robert Cristy and daughter. for
merly OF this city, are now living In
their home.
Carriers Entertain for Miss Taft.
One OF the leading social functions Of
the week was dinner-dance given by
Senator and Mrs. Carter on Wednesday
IN honor OF Miss Helen Taft Senator and
Mrs. Carter have as their guests Mrs;
Thomas j. Walker Of Butte: Mont. and
Walker IS sister OF Mrs. Carter. Mrs.
John Cottcr, sister OF Senator Carter,
who Is q guest at tho Carter home on
si%tecnth street during the winter. re
turned from visit in New York to DO
present at the dinner dance given In
honor OF Miss Taft
Washington has been graced by the
presence OF n number OF Kentucky bellies
during the post holiday season. Misses
Loarn and Marie Smith OF Lexington
are spending the winter, the guests of
Mrs j. w. Graves on Fourteenth street.
Mr. and Mrs. William F>itzhugh cambridge
and their daughter. Miss Elsie cambridge.
OF Frankfort are spending the winter
at the New Willard. Miss Lucy Stuart
Fitzhush OF Lexington is spending tho
winter the guest Of her ssters. Mrs.
Ayers and Miss Evelyn Lee Fitzhugh. in
Washington
Preparations arc being completed for
the annual southern relief ball to be held
January % at the New Willard. The
proceeds OF the ball OF the annual dues
and donations go directly into the homes
oi the women and old soldiers. The
demand Tor boxes al the ball is such
that extra ones are being installed,
Wives Join Representatives
Many representatives, in congress have
been Joined In Washington by their
families since the holidays Representa-
tive and Mrs. Gregg OF Texas are spend
ing the winter at the Cochran, Mrs.
Moore. wife Of Congressman Moore of
Texas has Joined her husband as guests
nj tho Shoreh1al. Representative and
.drs. Underwood OF Alabama have taken
apartments at the Grafton for the sea-
son. Mrs. Ben johnson and daughters.
Misses Nancy and Hendy Russell John
Sur, have joined Congressman Johnson
o.; Kentucky in Washington. Representa-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
FOR A BEAUTIFUL FORM.

FSn - BEAU OL OHM.
Nature did not intend woman TO be thin
or scrawny. and where underde velopment
exists 1t can be easily corrected. The
Vaucsfre method rarely fails. and while
simple, Is correct in principle. BY this
treatment starved and stunted tissues
receive proper nourishment and assume
their correct proportions. Any woman
can prepare her own treatment by max
Ing syrup with cup and half OF
sugar and water to make pint, In this
Is stirred one ounce OF gallol (be sure to
get the pure)- Take two teaspoonfuls
notice marked results. This recipe is
inexpensive, and results are certain If
you follow these simple directions
ANSWERS TO QUERIES.
Dolores: My dear girl! Don't think OF
massage cream THis Cleanse eieanses the popea sSee
and shn Of impurities and bestows an
exQuisltely refined bloom to the complex
ION, You will find a cerol massage cream
easiest TO prepare and unfailing in re-
suits, and as you make IT at small cost,
you should never be without IT, Get
three ounces cerol at the drug store and
dissolve In q pint jar Of boiling water
stirring until smooth and creamy A
nightly massage with this and the skin
Is soon cleared Of It's pimply, sallow con-
dition-
NJ. W: Until the hair foliicles are
stimulated to healthy action you will all
ways be troubled with brittle thin
str1ngy hair. A good tonic gives new life
to hair roots, and when this Is done the
hair srows In soft, rich and fluffy. The
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
Little Home Helps On
How to Be Beautiful
BY MADAME MAREC

best tonic ! know is made At small cost.
Here n is: Mix half Pint each alcohol
and water and pour in one ounce beta
canthol. n little massa2cd in the scalp
nightly for 4 time produces an abund l.
ance OF fine. glossy hair. You set beta
canthol at the druggists.
Hope. Don't use soaps on the hair
and scalp. What is needed TO correct
the oily condition is a good shu,nrou
twice month for a time. and excess oil
and dnndrun then will not bother you.
A splendid shampoo can be had with
plain eggol, which you can buy at any
drug store. This makes a searching yel
soothing lather and thoroughly cieanses
the scalp. leaving it healthy and plant
and giving TO the hair rich lustre
Gretchen: I am deeply sorry because
OF the fuzzy growth on your chin How
ever. get an ounce of dclol a; the drug
store and mix n little with water to
make paste. then spread thgcklv on the
offending hairs. and after two or three
minutes scrape off and wash tho surface
and the hairs are gone. You VIII find
wcrk quickly and well
G. s.: I am glad you Ike my gailol
recipe. An excellent retiring cream can
be made by dissolNing two ounces OF
amarol in a pint Of hot water. The skin
should he washed thoroughly and dried
before this cream is applied Use IL
freely each night before retiring and
you Will soon have a smooth. velvcty
complexion without The use OF powder
or cosmetics.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY
OFFICIALS FOR YEAR

Officers for The year were. elected at
the meeting OF the Salt Lake County Hur-
ticultural society. held in tie offc. o;
she county commissioners saturday after
noon, as follows:
l.. Hemingway, PRESIDENT: j. q. Smith
vice president: j. c. STAY. secretary. The
district vice presidents are. George NJ.
Cannon, First district. Francis Mcdonald
Second district; y. III, Smith Third dis
trict; T. Z. Page, Fourth district: Jesse
Fox. Ir.. Fifth district,
Il. i. May. assistant district manager
Of the Rocky Mountain Bell Telephone
pany In conjunction with the United
states weather bureau. in notifying farm
ers and frUltgrowers OF iroStS. The prop
ostion waS accepted.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
SAYS HEALTH OFFICERS
ARE NOT APPRECIATN

That the services of health officers &
Utah arc not appreciated. is the .stats'
mcnt OF DR.. T. 2. Beatty. secretAry
the state board of health Tho statene,@
was caused by letter received. -Saf,,r.
day. from a health officer In the soui>
e!n part OF the state. who gave flgurs1
as 10 what he has done and what l.
has spent The letter was accomparIi
Dy the resignation Of this officer, Wtos
name was not made public By DR.. Bsaitr
for obvious reasons.
In three months ending January thI1
officer attended 10 200 cases OF smSIl-
poX. establishing quarantine and az
tending 10 It's enforcement Part OF o.
time he had TO pay an assistant. Ia
all his work he received an apprupfs,
ton OF $40.
DIR. Beatty says this Is the state &
affairs existing In most parts Of n
state. He also says that such retrcssk.
mcnt is foolish or the part of the counlr
officials and In the long run brings Z
enormous loss in dollars and cents.
DR.. Beatty styles health offlcers 4
much undcrpaid and much cursed a
ficials."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
SOCIETY CHAT AT NATIONAL CAPITAI7
tive and Mrs. Ellis of Oregon ar. :,

tive and Mrs. Ellis of Oregon ar. :.
Belfair. ~ @
Mrs. John Horny MenEe has an,
tho enlargement OF her daughter, Ps1S
A.. the marriage to be oelebPSteS' Y
family homo at Pass Christisn q
February Z. Lieutenant HjsVtn. M4
officer In the Twenty-fifth infanS,rn q
toned oaiy at Fort San San Mouston. TeI ,s %
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Downine
nounced the marriage Of theis 5se 5have q.
Miss Vera Downing, to William 0yuygShtat
ley. Jr.: son Of William w Finley" '" ~
dent OF the Southern railroad. and dD,s. IS
Baltimore. The engagement p,scs ns
Downing and Mr.. Finley was .n I ~
last spring and ths wedding un,,1S Snncl|
taken place this fall or early iS,a "
ter, but for mourning Ia tho n.'s "
family. prd>1
Young Visitors From Texaa
Representative and Mrs. John ~
ner OF Texas. who arc at the BurnSs;st
for the senson, recently entertainan
honor OF number OF young ladies 4,
tho capital. 'iaE
had as guests Misses Wakefield ~ a. 3
man. Miss Kathleen Moore Of Of W y
send of San Antonio. In vbos. ua Tav9
Mrs: Bailey recently gave iuHsSsasSS lunch sS
Senator and Mrs. James B. Frsu..
their daughter. Miss Annie Keits
zler; are spending the wintor =,
Cochran. ."
Mrs. William J. Stone and a.,...
Miss Stone. have Joined Senator ~
at the Cochran. H'o
Mrs. Rufus Hardy of CorutoAns -
Will soon present her dauRhter
Helen Hardy. at q tea at ths e.
gressional club.
Mrs Florence Duniplaco OF roIst. !.
accompanied by her son, Joaenb
place. and her daughter Misa go
Duniplace. have spent several vssIl
Washington, guests at the Congross -
hotel.
Senator and Mrs. Clapp OF q, =.
have taken a home on Euclid aysn,s
Miss Carrie Lee Chamberlain Ssva
ter OF Senator and Mrs Ceoree 81
bcrlain OF Oregon. has been vSsts;S
friends in Michigan.
Senator and Mrs. Shivaly and ~
two sons and little daughter hav.
turned from Brookevilie. Pa, vf,ers ~
visited Mrs. II. a. jerks. Mira. Sbt-
lys mother sA1''
Mrs. Joseph slgmund Of oreFon n
recently been the guest OF friends +
Washington.
Mrs. Richard Townsend has ssn+ y
invitations for a dinner and cotiilion =
January 27. In compliment Ia M
Helen Taft.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
MAKE SUGGESTIONS
FOR CARE Of TREES
Park commissioners Give Hints
Regarding Value of Proper
Winter Pruning.

Valuable suggestions regarding the
pruning and general trimming OF trees
and useful hints relative TO the proper
care Of gardens during the cold months
are contained In bulletin issued Satur-
day by The board of park commissioners.
The suggestions which the board offers
follow:
During the months of January and
February the time will have arrived when
attention should be paid To the pruning
or trimming OF shade and fruit trees
shrubbery, etc. Taking advantage OF the
fact that labor is now plentiful and fire.
wood Is much needed article. We would
recommend that our trees be attended
70. pruning those which need such care
and cutting out others which are dead
misshapen or otherwise undesirable. A
tree, generally speaking. should have
plenty OF room to expand and deyelop
properly, and, in n great many instances
they are planted too close together and
the ak is in many cases the only i'm
plement with which to remedy their poor
condition.
"As general rule. trees arc not
trimmed sufficiently. being too thicl<ly
branchco. A tree being too full of wood
TO use n common term. has too MANY
leaves to support which, in a dry sea-
son, results In dropping OF leaves and
tree. tree we'll trimmed. cleaned of
surplus branches, enables the light to
penetrate all its foliage and to grow in
a healthy condition. And, Furthermore. N
must be observed that healthy tree Is
TO great extent. immune from or at least
less liable to attacks OF disease, insects
fungi and blights than a poorly, half
starved tree.
Some varieties Of trees arc apt IN
bleed escape of the sap) when cut later
than the winter months, and for those n
is advisable to attend to them during
this month.
''It must be observed that the pruning
OF tree not merely consists of the CUT
ting OF some branches, but expert advice
is required in many cases in order to be
OF any benefit. For those wishing a gen
eral outline OF such work, or instruc
ton. we are always ready to assist
Suppose one has In front or around his
residence a dozen trees OF considerable
size-such trees, We dare say, are as
valuable to him as the residence itself
at least. he values these trees as highIv
as his dwelling. In such case they de-
serve his attention. and he should look
for the best treatment for such trees.
THAT close attention to our shade
trees along our streets and around our
residences will add another factor to the
many which constitute the beauty of our
city we feel safe to predict"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
Danish Actor Couaiuo.

Johannes icglsind. the noted Danish
actor. VIII be in the city January 81
70 appear AT Unity hall. under the aus
piCcs Of Apollo lodge No. 2TS OF the
Danish Brotherhood \ specially pre-
pared musical programme is to be rem
Gercd That evening
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
Says Auto Was Damaged.

The l.. 4. Gilmer Automobile company
started suit IN the District court Satrr-
day against the Chinook Stock company
TO recover $500, alleged to be the amour,
OF damages done an automobile which
the stock company entered into contract
to purchase from the auto company but
which WAS reclaimed by the latter In
default of payments. The auto company
after taking possession % the car. when
the stock company had paid $1,000 on
ii. sold the machine again for $1,000.
Tribune Want Ads,
Roll Main 5000. Indero-lo,. r6h
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-22
Society ;sEs $ ;455

prize and Mr. H. NJ. North the second
Other invited guests came in for the
refreshments which followed the game,
wnen i social hour was enjoyed. Cards
and covers were laid for twelve.