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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-07-06
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HlgglnDotham and Hughes; Fiene,
James and Carisch.
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Minneapolis, July '6.-Minneapolis
batted Gehring freely in the first 8
Innings and took advantage of St.
.Paul's errors to score six runs.
Chech held the home team scoreless
after that, but: st.::.Pa,1l could not
catch up. although outhitting, the
locals. Ferris clever fielding was a
feature. - 80. >.
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Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
TUCKER WEIGH.

Miss Roberta Tucker, a daughter
Of the late Robert Tucker, the turf
man, who died year ago, and Wilson
]. WEIGH, Superintendent of vaults
for the Commercial Bank and Trust
Company, were married Thursday by
the Rev. Father Doyle at the brides
home. 1925 South Third avenue. An
nouncement Of the engagement of
Miss Tucker was made in July by her
stepmother, Mrs. Elizabeth Tucker,
who died one week ago last Tuesday
OF complication of diseases. II was
the dying wish of the stepmother
that the wedding take place Thurs
day, as had been originally planned.
She was III for some time, but when
able had looked after preparations
for the wedding that had been in
progress. The ceremony was per-
formed In the presence of the imme-
date families. The groom Is a son
OF G. II. WEIGH, of Athens, Ohio, and
lives at 429 West Broadway. The
couple are spending their honeymoon
I'm the East.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
DIsAPPoINTs REPUBLICANS.

Gov. Augustus e. Wilson was in
New York this week, when the Ken
lucky Republican machine had him
interviewed, with the hope that his
declarations would bring comfort.
In this the Republicans were much
disappointed, as all that could be
gotten from the Governor was the
following: o-'
mo, there is no news I can give
you from Kentucky" ne said. 81
might say something If / touched
on personalities, but 1t is the part
Of every good Kentuckian when away
from home to forget personalities and
extol the State"
"What about ollie James?" In
quired the interviewer.
ooh, Ollie James. Well, all I
know about ollie James is that he is
six feet four inches tall and can
outholler any steamboat on the
Ohio. would pull hairs with him,
but he's got none"
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
THE LAST DAY.

The State Fair, which has been In
progress all week. will close this
evening with special attractions,
which viii bring to the grounds the
record attendance OF the season.
Everything is ready for the head-on
collision this afternoon, which Will
be spectacle we'll worth seeing
Upon all sides are heard words Of
for Secretary Shy and
his work, the only fault found being
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
AVENUE THEATER.

For its next attraction the Avenue
announces willie Live, The Boy De-
tective." thriller" from the prolific
pen of Charles e. Blaney The story
tells of the trailing Of a band OF ex-
press robbers by the same breezy
young man who has held public
favor for eight years through the
dash and vim with which he carries
on the thrilling situations surround
ing his life. Lyle La Pine viii be
seen In the role OF Willie Live. He
Is a young comedian who is said
rapidly TO be making his way to the
front. Several good specialties are
introduced during the action OF the
play. Matinees are announced for
every day In the week at the Avenue
this season, e lAlt I
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

IA Pastor Used II Already In Germany.
Fort Morgan. Col, Feb. 8, 1909.
Through overwork in my calling I
suffered from weakness of the nerves
and stomach trouble. had already
successfully used Pastor Koenig's
Nerve Tonic In Germany, so also used
II here when I began to all and am
now again thoroughly restored. Please
send me bottles for child OF my
congregation whs Is suffering from
Epilepsy and severe spasms.
August Wiska. Pastor.
Petersburg. Neb., Jan. 81. 1909.
Seven years ago i was suffering
from spasms Of the stomach and
though had doctor. yet all In vain.
then took Pastor Koenig's Nerve
Tonic and was entirely cured. Last
Fall had a similar attack and at
once procured a bottle OF the Tonic
and was relieved again.
Mrs. Gertrude Ketteler.
FnFF A Valuable Book on ker-
Hkk vous Dlseasos and Sample
HILL bottle 70 any address. Poor pa
tents also get the medicine nee.
Prepared BY the Rev. FATHER KoEEIo, OF Fort
Wayne, Ind, since 1870. and now BY the
koEkio MED. CO., Chicago, III.
zoe Lake Street.
Sold By Druggists q 81 per Bottle. for ~.
Large Size. sl.75i Q Bottles iss %.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
MILITARY EXCURSION.

Tomorrow the Uniform Rank OF
the Catholic Knights of America will
give a military excursion over the
Southern railroad TO High Bridge
The train will leave Seventh and
River at 7:45 o'clock, and at High
Bridge there will be dining hall,
swings and shelter houses, boating on
the river and band concerts for the
excursionists. AS this viii be the
last of the season a large number
will doubtless make the trip. Every
arrangement has been made for the
care and comfort OF the Sir Knights
and their friends.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

SOCIETY DIRECTORY.
a. O. HI.

DIVISION 1.
Meets at Falls City Hall On First
and Third Tuesday.
President-william Murphy.
Woe President - Anthony Tomp-
kins.
Recording Secretary - Joseph e.
Farrell. F.,
Financial Secretary-Thos. Dolan.
Treasurer-Thomas P. Lawler.
Sefgeant-at-Arms-L,ouis Roller.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
HOPKINS THEATER.

For the coming week the Hopkins
Theater will have one of the mos
lpretentious bills ever witnessed al
his popular playhouse, the roster be
ing made up of six feature acts
mbracing cast of vaudeville talent
OF the first order. Owing to the
elaborateness and expense OF the
shows booked for Hopkins this win.
ter the price of admission for the
night performances has been ad-
vanced to twenty cents, otherwise the
scale Of admission will remain the
anne
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

DIVISION 4.
Meets Second and Fourth Monday,
Bertrand Hall, Sixth Street.
President-John H. Hennessy.
Vice President-Thomas Lynch.
Recording Secretary - John ].
Barry.
Financial secretary-Thomas ].
Langan.
Treasurer-Harry Brady.
Assistant Financial Secretary =
D. ]. Reilly.
Sergeant-at-Arms - william Cal
saghan.
Sentinel-M. ]. McDermott.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

DIVISION 1, JEFFERSONvILLE.
Meets First and Third Wednesday
At Elks' Hall.
County President Lawrence
Ford.
President-John G. Cole.
Vice President. e. Murphy.
Recording Secretary-Hugh Nc
Grody.
Financial Secretary-John Hogan.
Treasurer. A.. Coll.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Gar
rity.
Sentinel-Thomas Gleason.
Marshal-Michael Noon.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

DIVISION 2.
Meets first and third Wednesdays,
odd Fellows Hall, Sixth and Wal
nut streets.
President--C. ]. Ford.
Vice President-Ernest Smith.
Recording Secretary-William T.
Meehan.
Financial secretary-John ].
Keaney.
Treasurer-James Welsh.
Sergeant-at-Arms-W. s. Nally.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

MACKIN COUNCIL, EOS.

MACKIN COUNCIL, 205.
Meets Monday Evenings at Club
House, 344 North Twenty-sixth.
President-Samuel L. Robertson.
Vice Presidents-Joseph J. Han
cock, A. G. Link.
Financial Secretary-F. G. Adams.
Recording Secretary-R. Osborne
Corresponding Secretazy-H. Ker-
berg.
Treasurer-W. A. Link.
Marshall. H. Sheehan.
/ Inside Sentinel-P. Andriott.
Outside Sentinel-Joseph Stewart
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
HIGHEST BRIDGE.

The new Queen & Crescent bridge
across the Kentucky river, near
NichOlasville, has been completed
and Is now In use. The bridge Is
31S feet above the river bed, and is
the highest on the continent. The
structure was completed several
months ago. but the delay was oc-
casioned by the work on the
approaches
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16
MOVING PICTURES.

The Casino and orpheum motion
icture houses will again present
next week the latest and best pic
ures made. The bills include views
funusual interest, ranging from the
ragic to comedy. Besides there will
be seen and heard some very
catchy illustrated songs.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

DIVISION 8.
Meets First and Third Mondays,
nineteenth and Portland.
President-D. J. Coleman.
Vice President-Hugh Hourigsn.
Recording Secretary - Thomas
Stevens.
Financial Secretary u. @. Hes
sion.
Treasured. ]. Dougherty.
Sergeant-at-Arms- Stevens.
SeAtinel-Thomas Noon.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1911-09-16

with the weather man during the
opening days. This fair surpasses all
others, and any who have not seen II
would do we'll to do so today.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
Particularly the Ladies'

Not only pleasant and refreshing ,o|
the taste. but gently cleansing and sweet.
ening to the system. Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir Of Sienna is particularly adapted
to ladies and children, and beneficial N
all cases IN which a wholesome, strength.
ening and effective laxative should be-
used. 1t is perfectly safe at all times and
dispels colds, headaches and the pain,
caused by indigestion and constipation 50
promptly and effectively that it is the ono
perfect family laxative which gives salts.
faction to all and is recommended BY
millions Of families who have used it and
who have personal knowledge Of its e..
~celence.
Its wonderful popularity. however. ha,
led INSCRIPTIONS dealers to offer imita.
lions which act unsatisfactory. There
fore. when buying. to get its beneficial
effects. always note the full nam Of the
Company-Calforn Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front Of every
package Of the genuine Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir of SIENNA.
For sale by all leading druggists. Price
50 cents per bottle.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
MITCHELL QUITS CIVIC BODY.
Resigns From National Federation Be.
cause of Action Of Miners Union.

New York, n. Y. - John Mitchell,
formerly head OF the United Mine
Workers of America and lately chair
man Of the trade agreement depart
ment of the National Civic fedora
ton, made public his resignation of
his office and membership in the lat
ter organization. 1t was also an
nounced that President Seth Low of
the Civic federation had accepted the
resignation to take effect at the close
of the present month.
Mr.. Mitchell's severance of relations
with the Civic federation follows the
stand recently taken by the United
Mine Workers of America in declaring
that any member of their organization
accepting q position with the National
Civic federation would thereby forfeit
membership In the union. With this
choice placed before Mr.. Mitchell. he
decided to resign from the Civic fed.
Grafton.
Indianapolis, Ind. - That John
Mitchell, former president of the
United Mine Workers of America, who
recently resigned from the Civic fed
Grafton to reain his membership in
the miners organization, is to become
editor of the Mine Workers Journal,
is the that is being circulated
at the headquarters in this city.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
THOUSANDS DIE in China
MILLION WILL PERISH BEFORE
FIRST CROP is HARVESTED.
Plague Carrying of 200 Daily, and
the People Are Help
less.

Pekin. China, March 4.-Famine n
the plague are sweeping over China.
The known deaths from the plague
number 10000 and, according to the
official statistics, the death rate aver
ages 200 daily. But the officials have
little knowledge of the conditions in
the interior, or, If they have, they are
not permitting the facts to be known.
There are few or no foreigners in the
interior and conditions there for this
reason are not attracting much public
attention. It is impossible even to
estimate the number of deaths. DIR.
Samuel C~ochrane, an American who Is
engaged in the work of relief, writes:
"One million people will die before
the first crop is harvested. This will
be scanty, because the people have not
the strength to till the soil, and no
animals remain for blowing"
The Chinese are directing their eff
forts to control the plague chiefly
along the railways and frontiers, for
political reasons. Since the recent
Russian request for permission to
cross the border and quarantine Chin
csc towns along the Amur, China has
been attempting to check the plague
along that frontier, but the Russian
legation says that this has been done
~ineffectively, because there are no doc
tors there who are familiar with mod
ern methods of sanitation.
Foreigners M~istrusted.
Local authorities, including the po-
lice and soldiers, in former epidemics
left the people to die; now they do not
care or do not know how to maintain
adequate sanitary measures. AL
though the central government has
issued explicit orders and many or
them, both supplies and funds are
lacking. Japanese and Russians have
both offered assistance, but only in a
few places have these offers been ac-
cepted, the Chinese not liking to re-
ceive favors from foreigners, whose
political motives they distrust.
Physicians engaged in combating
the disease are of the opinion that
warm weather will kill the germs, al
though this may bring only a tenn
porary respite. If the plague were Of
the bubonic type, the summer heat
would serve to augment it, bubonic be-
ing conveyed by feas, rats and other
vermin, which thrive in warm atmos-
pheric conditions.
The pneumonia type, on the other
hand, is transmitted through the res
piratory apparatus, and as a conse-
quence when the Chinese emerge from
their winter quarters into the open air
they will escape much contamination.
1t is said by the medical authorities
that such an epidemic as the present
one, which'is entirely pneumonia, has
ages.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
A Generous Gift

Professor Munyon has just issued a
most beautiful, useful and complete al
manac. 1t contains not only all the sci
Cntitic information concerning the moons
phases, in all the attitudes, but has il.
Illustrated articles on how to read char
acter by phrenology, palmistry and birth
month. 1t also tells all about card read
ing, birth stones and their meaning, and
gives the Interpretation of dreams. 1t
teaches beauty culture, manicuring,
gives weights and measures and antidote5
for poison. In fact, it is q Magazine Al
manac, that not only gives valuable in
formation, but will afford much amuse-
ment for every member of the family,
especially for parties and evening enter
tainments. Farmers and people in tho
rural districts will find this Almanac al
most invaluable.
1t will be sent to anyone absolutely
free on application to the Munvon REM
edy Company, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
DlAz WATCHES THE AIRMEN FLY.

Mexico City. Mexico.-Before a big
crowd at the aviation field, Roland
G. Garros made an altitude flight est.
mated at $500 feet which, consider.
ing the standing altitude of 1900 feet.
was regarded as remarkable.
President Diaz and his official fam.
lily were spectators.
Rene Barrier made a c~ross-country
flight and Rene Simon CAV a clever
demonstration of control. whereupon
General Diaz congratulated the avia,
ors.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
Twin City Market.

Minneapolis, March 6.-Wheat, May
9SAc; July, s1.00; No. i northern,
99Ac; No. 2 northern, 96Ac; No. 1 dur,
um, S5c; No. 3 corn. 42hc; No. 8
white oats. 29c; barley, soc; No. 2
rye. 7sikc; No. 1 flax, s2.67.
Duluth. March 6.-Wheat, May.
9SAc; July. s9Ac; No. / northern
CSC.
South st. Paul, March G.--Cattle-
Steers. s5.00@5.70; cows. $3.35@s.4 40;
calves. $3.40@7.75; hogs. sG.70@C.o0,
sheep, yearlings. $2.0003.50.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
His Aspiration.

Richard, aged IL, Warburton, aged
IA, and Gordon, aged 10, were dis
cussing what they would do with a
million dollars.
Richard said: 81 would buy a motor
boat"
Warburton said: II would spend my
million for music and theater tickets"
Gordon, the 10-year-old, shifted at
them derisively. "Humph!" said he,
I'D buy an automobile, and spend the
rest in fines!"-Harper's Bazaar.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
SAM WALTER Foss, AUTHOR, DIE.
Writer Passes Away In Cambrido,
Hospital After Long illness.

Somerv''ie. MISUNDERSTANDING ,
long illness, Sam Walter Foss, tho
author. poet and lecturer. died at tn.
Charles Gate hospital in Cambridge
He was born in Gambia, N. H., in 1858
Mr.. Foss was best known to tn,
general public as the author of numer
Gus poems, including Back Countr,
Poems" 'Whifs from Wild Mead
ows." Dreams in H~omespun." Song,
u the Average Man." etc.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
U. S. SENATOR BAILEY RESIGNS
Texan Gives No Explanation For Quit.
ting Senate.

Washington, March 6.-Senator Bal.
ley OF Texas has resigned from the
senate.
He has made no explanation as to
his reasons therefor.
He first presented the resignation to
Vice-President Sherman, who refused
to accept it. MIR. Bailey then ad.
dressed his resignation to Governor
Campbell of Texas.
Mr.. Bailey's terwm would not have
expired until March g., 1913.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

A New York physician tells us that
he a cure old age. We have also
heard OF men who thought they had
discovered the secret Of perpetual mo
ton. Strange to say. the physician ID
not In Matteawan.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
Fight to Hear w. j.. BRYAN.

Chicago, Illinois. - Women tainted
while police fought a crowd of seyera
hundred persons who tried to gain en-
trance to Orchestra hall to hear a tail
given by VIM. ]. Bryan to a Sunda,
evening club. Ushers and police were
forced to use their fists to check the
rush which began as soon as the doors
were opened.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

The aeroplane has been developed
far enough to warrant less enthusiasm
in offering prizes for flights and more
attention. to the development of a
practical parachute.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

An educator asserts that aeroplanes
will abolish Which looks like
working up a movement to have the
Carnegie Peace board use a half mil
lion a year in substituting ~aeroplana
factories.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
s75o,ooo FIRE IN KokoMo.
One Life Lost in Burning Of Haynes
Automobile Factory.

Kokomo, Indiana. Fire that
started from an explosion Of a quart
of gasolene with which a new auto
was being cleaned destroyed the plant
Of the Haynes Automobile Company.
with a loss Of s750.000, and it is be-
lieved that one workman lost his life
in the flames. All the others of 500
men and ONE employed in the fac.
tory had been accounted for last night.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

The Aero Club of America has
acted commercially in taking steps
looking to lessening Of danger In
aviation. One proposition is that ma
chimes shall be examined more close
ly before any attempt at flying Is
permitted. This is a simple precau.
ton which should be easily taken.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

And now a physician blames the
spread of infantile paralysis on fteas.
What? Fleas on pity itty tootsie woot-
sic? Let the doctor prepare for an
ers.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

Corset coats for men are reported to
be recommended by the fashionable
tailors. Evidently the fashionable
tailors have faith In the theory that
men are turning from foolishness.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

Thirty per cent. OF the, students at
the University of Wisconsin are round
shouldered. Another argument against
the over development of gray matter
In our youth.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

~Innovating dressmakers may try to
Danish the waist line from tho feminine
form divine; but enterprising man will
continue to seek. locate and restore II
with his strong right arm.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09
$4,000 EXPRESS STOLEN.
WauonIoad of Packages Taken
Wagon Found Empty-Driver Gone.

New York, n. Y. - A big squad
OF New York detectives is searching
for some trace of a wagonload of ex.
press parcels which disappeared on
the way to a Jersey City terminal.
The wagon. piled high with packages.
lars worth of goods destined for va.
rious western points. The wagon left
the express station late in the day and
five hours later was picked up. empty
and driverless at a street corne sew.
eral miles away. The express com.
pany believes that the driver wes the
victim of foul play.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

II they take the exaggerated Shout
ders away from the men and the rats
away from the women hotel mat
tresses might achieve additional soft
ness.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

One marriage out of every three In
San Francisco ends in divorce, accord
ing to one who delves In such things.
Apparently matrimonial earthquakes
are COMMON there, too.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

A beauty expert says that to keep
their mouths beautiful, women must
shut them. Here is the sex confront
ed with the most narrowing alternative
ever presented to distracted human
choice.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

A man was SEN to a hospital in
New York for examination as to his
sanity because be thought himself a
fish. Maybe somebody told him he
was in the swim.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-09

Asheville, N. c., has a Jack the
Kisser" scare, but we dimly perceive
that this may only be an advertise
ment for the place as a summer re-
sort for old maids.