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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08
GETS READY TO PUT IN EIGHT.
INCH FIRE MAIN ON PROP
ERTY.
WILL BE TAPPED WITH
!. ~ FIVE FIRE HYoRAhTs
Supply Main Will Connect With Both
Center Street and Third Avenue
m.;n.-i;ys.-a;. :. :. '::.-1 -; OF
Larger suiid;nss NY Work b Com
pIStsd in Few Weeks.

within two or three weeks, or pos
siblyssa little longer, unless something
interferes to prevent. the Iowa Central
property will have better fire protec-
ton than any other industry or factory
of the city. Within a day or two the
city will lay about 1000 feet Of eight
and six-inch main to supply water for
fire fighting to all the building. shops
and stores on the company property
between Center street and Third
avenue.
The. materiaR for the extension ar.
rived here yesterday. Councilman Lamb
said the work would be begun. at once
If there was no delay in getting the
labor. These additional mains, together
with1the PROVISIONS made by the COM
pany to keep rroadways running into
the property open for the fire depart
ment. should make fire fighting in this
district G. simple task compared to
whatSit has been.
f5suppIy Will Be Abundant.
che supply Of water that the city is
preparing to furnish the railroad COM
pany@ on its property is expected to be
abundant for any contingency that may
arisesand it will answer the needs Of
the company in this respect for years
to come ~
An eight-1nch main is to be connect
ed tosthe South Center street main. 1t
will run east, entering the property
just south Of the office of Master Me-
chaniS William Gill It will pass close
to the machine shop. round house, and
thence east to Third avenue, where it
will ieonnect with the main on that
thorOnghfare. Near the round house
six-inch main will branch from the
eight-inch main and will lead to near
the car and paint shops.
These two mains will be tapped with
five hYdrants at convenient places, and
whenlthe drain upon. the main is ex-
traordinarily heavy the connections
wi.hsthe main on both Third avenue
and Center street will make 1t possible
for water to be drawn from both direc-
tions5to the point Of outlet.
The extension will cost about $2.1o0.
The City and company divide the ex-
pensehquai'y. - -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08
Ms,rlNo NURSE re SIGNS.
Miss susan Lanpman TO Give UP Out
les For Association on Dec. I.

Miss Susan Lampman to Give Up Out
les For Association on Dec. I.
The regular meeting Of the Visiting
Nurse Association was held Tuesday
evening IN the auditorium Of the public
library. with good attendance pres
ent. The most important feature OF the
meeting was the presentation OF her
resignation as visiting nurse for the
association, by Miss Susan Lainpman.
other plans preventing her continuing
I'm that particular work after her term
expires. which is Dec. I, The resig-
nation was accepted with much regret
by the associatotp. as Miss I.ampnan
has given good satisfaction. An effort
will be made to secure some competent
nurse to I'LL tho vacancy. between now
and Dec. l.
The regular report made by Miss
Lampman showed a good mouths work
done in October. and total of nearly
eighty calls. A report was also made
on the total proceeds Of tag day. they
amounting to $227.25.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08
Water Rent.

Bills are now ready at the city clerks
office for the payment OF water rent.
Rent Is due on all classes of water
service on Nov. I. DISCOUNTS good to
and including Nov. Is. Our ordinance
provides that we shall look only to the
property owners for water rent. II the
lease provides that the tenant shall
pay. the owner should see, that 1t Is
not neglected to become tax against
the property. l.. Derby. city clerk.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08
CELEBRATE MONTHS MIND.
Service For Mother Of Rev. Father
Louuhnane Observed at Marion.

Rev. L. D. Tobin, of st. Anthony,
returned home Tuesday night from
Marion. where. on Tuesday, he acted
as master of ceremonies for months
mind held in memory to the mother
Of Rev. Father p. NJ. Loughnane. for
mer pastor Of the State Center church,
but now Of Marion. Mrs. Loughnane
died in Ireland a month ago Tuesday.
Rev. Father Loughnane read the
mass, and assisting Father Tobin in
the recemonies were Rev. William
Leen. of Walker, as deacon: and Rev.
Thomas Drum, OF Dubuque, as sub
deacon. Fourteen other priests of the
diocese were in attendance at the
service.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08
Local Weather Record.

Forty eight and 26 were, the .ex-
tremes in temperature Tuesday, COM
pared with 46 and "a Monday. At Z
o'clock this morning the temperature
was 80, eight degrees cooler than at
the same hour Tuesday morning A
year ago Tuesday the maximum was
5f-anf1-ithe minimum %
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08

athletic sports in the sym under -
leadership Of Professor Opistk
The members OF Mrs. HAwbsekef
Sunday school class took supDsr W1e
their teacher Monday svcnins.
Misses Eva Brackney and Emm9
Smith. OF Clemens, spent Sunday Wit
their parents at homo
Rev. Mr.. Hanson. OF the Frien49
church. led tho chapel exercises WeaS
nesday morning.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08

will visit at the home of Mrs. I. 8.
Martin, q sister Of the Messrs. Dickey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dickey will be at home
after Nov, Is at sos West Linn street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-11-08

1T IL pleasure TO tell you that
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy - tho
best cough medicine ! have ever
writes Mrs Hugh Campbell. OF La.
vonia. Ga. II have used It will all my
children and the results havS 49,
highly satisfactory." For sale u Al
dealers
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
PAINFUL FOR SINCLAIR.
Makes Announcement Socialists Should
Pay for What They Eat.

New York. Jan. 14.-Among the $50
persons who sat down to the banquet
of the intercollegiate Socialist society
in a basement cafe in Park place were
some, it was stated, who got in with
out buying dinner tickets. Toastmas-
ter Upton Sinclair, novelist and So
cialist, in the midst of the speeches
was compelled to make this announce
ment, which he said was painful:
"Al1 Socialists are expected to pay
for what they eat. Some didn't and
yet ate. Only they and the recording
angel know who they are-not mean
ing the recording angel who stood up
stairs at the door to receive the money
for the tickets. They will please see
her and pay up"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
Hail the One-Legged Champion.

Traffic stopped in Third avenue, the
Bronx when two one-legged men
raced for the championship of the
borough and a $40 gold piece donated
by Borough President Miller. The
were Happy" Albert
Frank, who sells newspapers all day
at Third and fremont avenues and
thus supports a mother and five broth
ers and sisters, and Chunk" Hoffman,
another newsboy.
The course was six long blocks.
Happy finished first with half a
block to spare.-New York American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14

heart cry. The curtain has fallen 1.-THE
Kings Game impresses the audience
as a story simply told, entertaining,
having spirit of the romantic and as
well bit of bright satirical comedy
that only Hackett can bring before the
public in just the way that it is done.
However, the entire cast is q capable
one, shown to good advantage.
1t might be said without discredit to
the Seitz comedy or the acting of
Hackett. that the latter has proved
more pleasing in other plays. Many
in the Grand audience would have en-
joyed him better in his olden type of
play; still they did not find fault.
Hackett was called back repeatedly at
the close of the second act and he gave
a curtain talk.
Hackett Left His Repertoire.
Until 1.-THE Kings Came was pro-
duced, five weeks ago, Hackett was
on tour in big repertoire, playing five
Simple Care" Don Caesars Return"
| Sampson" and John Glayde's
Honor He will revive the repertoire
in the larger cities, partly because he
says repertoire is more pleasant to the
actor, while single bill proves monot-
onous and boresome.
Hackett was first made a star in
1.-THE Private Secretary" Mixed
Pickles" and Charles Matthew'S farces
before he became prominently identi-
fed with New York theatricals. He
first came to the prominent attention
of the New York public in the produc-
ton of Mime. Sans Gene" in which
he created the role of De Neipberg.
After Mr.. Hackett's success in
Mime. Sans Gene Augustin DAILY en-
gagged him as leading man. and he
created the role of De Chamy in 1.-THE
Queens Lecklace." Later Mr.. Froh-
man cast him in the role of Rudolph
RassendylI in THE Prisoner of Zen
d." His success in this role was most
pronounced, and although he was not
starred literally in that play, the char
acter itself virtually accomplished that
result, and after playing in 1.-THE
Prisoner of Zenda'' part of two sea-
sons, he was sent out at the head of
his own organization in THE Tree of
knowledge" by r. C. Carton. Follow
ing this. Mr.. Hackett produced "Ru-
pert of Hentzau." He then be-
came actor manager, producing don
Caesars Return" which enjoyed a
long run at Wallack's theater, New
York. Then the Crisis" "The Crown
Prince" Fortunes of the King" 1.-THE
House of Silence 'tThe Walls of
Jericho "John Glaydes Honor" and
many others.
Mr.. Hackett has ben the manager
of various stars, notably William H.
Thompson, Isabelle Irving Arthur
Byron, Mary Mannering, Pauline Fer
ry. Thomas Q. Seabrooke, Martin Har-
vey, Fanny Warde, Nine. Rejane.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
Till oEztZZlzzz2 n

The guests at the dinner voted unan-
imously in favor of resolutions of pro-
test against the secret method of try
ciates in Japan, the trial being of the
same nature as the Ferrer trial in
Spain, and also voted in favor of the
protest against the conviction of Fred
Warren, editor of the Appeal to Rea-
son, of Girard, Kan, who has been
sentenced to Jail because he said ex-
Governor Taylor of Kentucky, accus-
ed of completely in the killing of Gov
ernor Goebel, should be kidnapped in
Indiana and taken back to Kentucky
for trial, just as Meyer. and Haywood,
the Western Mining Federation Off
Gals, were kidnapped in Colorado and
carried to Idaho
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14

The child also has a Spanish nurse
who will teach him Spanish. A few
years from now a German goyerness
will be employed to teach the child
that language.
The McLeans have extensive inter-
ests in the Orient and in Europe, and
the idea of having the infant Mclean
pestered by this jargon of tongues is
that he will be able to speak English,
japanese, Spanish and German fluent
ly at the age when most children are
M rely beginning to acquire a smat-
tering of one other speech besides
their own.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
RICH BABY CUTS TEETH.
One Hundred Million Dollar Lad
Learns japanese and Spanish.

Washington, Jan 1.-THE infant
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward B. Nc
Lean, who if he lives will some day
probably be worth 500. 900, 900, is be-
ing taught to say his first few words
in Japanese as well as English. A
Japanese nurse has been engaged,
whose duty it will be as the baby's
English vocabulary broadens to see
that his Japanese vocabulary keeps
pace with it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
Much Yet to Be Done,

THE maximum of possibilities of this
club for the upbuilding of Topeka has
scarcely been approached. The benefits
which can accrue to Topeka through
this organization can be realized only
by that man who has had a chance to
know the opportunity. The presidents
of the club, the members of the boards
OF directors. the heads of committees
ana the committees themselves must
necessarily come from the ranks of the
busiest men we have. These men sac
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14

Normal school His students will present
it at the annual Kansas Day celebration
of the school
Mrs. McCarter will be present to adj
dress the students at the general assem-.
bly, in the morning and to give a talk be-
fore the curtain in the evening"
The six scenes of the play include the
Cambridge house at Springvale, Mrs.
Whately's house, old Fort Hays and Fort
Wallace.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14

= Corrected figures announced give the
population of Cincinnati as 363 591 instead
of 364. 1853 as given out some time ago and
the population of Columbus as 1S1.511 in
stead Of ISL, 54S
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
B E
Death in Roaring Fire

may not result from the work of fire
bugs, but often severe burns are caused
that make a quick need for Bucklen's
Arnica Salve. the quickest. surest cure
It subdues inflammation. 1t kills pain
1t soothes and heals. Drives on skin
eruptions. ulcers or piles Only sc at
Campbell T)rug Co
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
PRICE OF PRAIRIE DRAMA1IzED
Will Be Given by Hays Normal Pupils
ON Kansas Day.

Hays. Kan, Jan 14.-Mrs. Margaret
Hill McCarter's new book. THE Price Of
the Prairie" has been dramatized by
Prof E. B. Matthew of the department
of public speaking in the Western State
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-14
POPULATION OF OHIO CITIES.
Nine Out of Ten Reported Show Good
Gains.

Washington. Jan. Interpolation statis-
tics of the thirteenth census announced
today included the following cities in
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06

Mr.. White and family of Ken
ma, New Mexico arrived in Sill
verton Tuesday evening on their
way to Turkey where they will
stop-for the fall at least. ALVIN
son of Mr.. White, who has been
with the Herald for two weeks
joined them and went on to
Turkey Wednesday. -Briscoe
Go. Herald (Texas.
Patrick O'Leary returned
from Roswell Wednesday. He
reports he made some very good
money while there.
Born: Wednesday morning,
October 4, to Mr., and Mrs. w.
A Mcdowell Il fine baby girl.
DR.. H. L. FiScus in attendance.
New car of Fine Lump Coal,
just received.
KimmOns Bros.
Miss Hazel Upton, of Anna
rillo, Texas, is here this week
visiting with Charlie Woold-
ridge and family
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.

If you are Proving up on
your claim be sure and read
your Publication Notice care
fully when it appears in the
paper, and if there are any err
rors notify this office promptly
and they will be corrected.
Homestea lers are advised that
it costs 5000 more to make five
year proof on 100 acres than it
does to make Communication
proof, and $1,000 more on 800.
The reason for this will be ex-
planned by tile officer b e f 0 e
whom you make proof.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
WOOTEN ITEMS,

Mrs. Geo. Huffman exl e is to
go to Roswell Tuesday.
Albert Atkinson came home
from Roswell Saturday,
Mrs. A. G. Atkinson's daugh-
ter, Mrs. Robertson arrived from
Texas, la t Saturday.
Jas. Bourne has bought a
team of horses. He says he can
turn the sod now, and not have
to depend on others.
j. L. Graves child, that was
bitten by rattle snake, had to
have treatment by a doctor.
Frank Dunn and Sam Nc.
Gown expect to leave for Texas
next week.
The writer had a letter from
j. w. Holland last week stat
ing he had Is bales of cotton ii
the field ready TO pick.
r. f. Bonham and wife visit
ed Mr., Slack Sunday.
J, w. Moore made a trip to
Baker Flat few weeks ago and
got a batch of tomatoes for fam
lily use.
Mrs. Hugh Roberts visited j.
M. Holland and wife Sunday.
Big Head" should send his
items sooner; the plum season
is over now. On he might hold
the items overuntilnextse season.
w, H. Stevens made a trip to
Kenna last Saturday.
Scribe.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
NO COURT HERE.
SHORTAGE OF COURT FUNDS WILL NOT
ALLOW DISTRICT COURT TO CON
VENE IN NOVEMBER.

For the first time in the his
tory of Chaves county the reg
ular November term of court
will fail to convene. The reason
alleged is after The trial Of James
0. Lynch October 8, at Carls-
bad for the murder of City Mar
shall Roy Woofter, there will not
be sufficient funds for holding
the regular term.
William H. Pope, judge of the
fifth judicial district has issued
an order that further service of
the grand jury venire issued
Tor the regular November term
Of court be withheld and that
the jurors already summoned be
excused from attendance.
The petit jury venire II S
never been drawn.
In the same order Judge Pope,
requires that the special grand
jury held over from the special
term last sprin &, be re-
quired to appear before the Dis
rlict court on Monday, October,
% at 9 a. m. and then and there
serve as gImd Jurors until dis
charged by the order of the
court.
There are several territorial
cases to come up lefore the
grand jury. 1t was necessary
to have some jury act ON them
so the special grand jury will
serve. Register-Tribune.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

0iidi5 Ole68
Department of the Interior. U. S.
Land Office at Roswell, N. NJ,
September IL, 1911
Notice is hereby given that Charlie l.. Favor,
of Boaz, New Mexico, who. on October 2 1909,
and August II 1909, made homestead entries
Serial Nos. CIt4I5 and 0.96is for Lots 3 and and
South n of the Northwest a, Of Section = and
Lots and 2, and South = of the Northeast a OF
Section 6, Township South, Range 20 East n
NJ. p. Meridian, has filed notice of intention to
make Final Five year Proof TO establish claim
to the land above described. before II, r. Lively,
u S. Commissioner at his Office in Elkins N, NJ ),
on the 9Th day Of November. 1911
Claimant names as witnesses:
Marion o. Mills, william II, Robeson William
NJ Horner. John shambaugh. all Of Boaz. New
Mexico.
t. c. TILLoTsoN,
Register.
September s9-November 3.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
OIOnl

OlO144
Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
ONCE at Roswell New Mexico,
October 5, 1911
Notice is hereby given that Cora V. Smith,
formerly Cora V. Phariss, of Senna, New
Mexico, who on August +, 1866. made Home
stead Entry Serial No.Oi07li, for SW, = Sec
ton L. Townships South. Range 81 East n
NJ p. Meridian, has filed notice OF intention to
make Final Five-Year Proof to establish
claim to the land above described, before w
II, Cowgirl United States Commissioner, in his
once, at Kenna, New Mexico, on the 18th day
of November, 1911,
Claimant names as witnesses:
John f, Jones, David G. Roge rs, }, Reeves
Evans, and John J. Kimmons all OF lenna,
New Mexico,
T. c. TILLOTSON,
Register.
October t. November TO-
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

UlUtS@
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Roswell, New Mexico,
October 8, 1911.
Notice Is hereby given thai James A, Quinn
of lSenna. New mexico, wEc, on August II,
1906, made HE. entry. Serial No, OiO7s2, for
Southwest quarter. Section 10, Township G
South. Range 81 East, N. NJ, p Meridian has
tiled notice o intention to make Final Five
year proof. to establish claim TO the land A.
bove described. before W. ~ Cowgirl Unit ed
states Commissioner, in his ONCE at Kenna.
New Mexico. on the IAN day Of November
1911
Claimant names as Witnesses:
Frank L. Smith Robert L. Robertson William
H. Cooper. Charles b. Carmichael, all of Ken
ma, New Mexico,
T. c. TlLTOTsON,
Register
g,...-t....c IN
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the car. There is only one way to
cure deafness, and that by constitutional remedies
DeafAess IS caused by an infamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube is iniamed you have rumbllng sound or inn
perfect hearing and when II Is entirely closed Deaf
ness IS the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal cond-
uon hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh which is nothing
but an lilamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
USING OPPORTUNITY.
BY c. FIRST J Johnson,

Lack Of success is not caused
by a dearth of opportunities.
Men grow their opportunities,
but they fail to harvest the
crop. Every day has IFS own
particular kind Of fruit Of OF
portunity, which MI st be
gathered on that day, if ever.
Opportunitic beckons ability.
She stands with open arms.
She offers Prizes for effort and
development. Train yourself
don't envy success. 1t comes
with constructive work. OPP
portunity says to the worker:
"rhey do mo wrong who say come no more,
when once knock and fail to find you in;
For every day stand outside your door,
And bid yOl wake aud Use to fight and win.
wailnot for precious cl arces passed away,
weep not for golden ages on the wane
Each night burn the record Of the day,
Atsunrse every soul is BON again.
The world has always been
full of opportunity. 1t exists
everywhere for those who. with
hands, eyes, ears and brains are
seeking to render service that
serves.
Whatever has been done in
the worlds history can be done
again through the operation Of
the same laws and forces. We
can be men and women Of pow,
or we can be men and women Of
Importance. The moment one
grasps the fact that he can Use,
he will rise, and he can have NJ
limitations except those he sets
himself in the efficiency Of his
work.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
TANNING SKINS,

The following receipt is a COCO
me for tanning skins with til,
hair on:
Alum, 3 pounds; salt / pound.
Soak the skin in water l day:
shen remove all the meat, fat,
tic. Dissolve by boiling tie salt
and alum in sufficient water t.
cover the skin-this amount t.
;over deer, dog or sheep skin
pour in tub, and when only
lIkewarm put in the skin ard
et it soak 4 days, working it
with a FOUNDER or square-ended
stick of wood every day; then
Try in lite shade. Then heat III
the tan liquid again and re-soak
Is before, after which wash the
skin and beat it until quite soft:
Try again in the shade, rubbing
it frequently with the hands.
II this is properly done you will
have a soft plyable skin suitable
for any purpose for which such
skins are used.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
SOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
0llI90

uIlf5u
Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at Roswell, n NJ.
October 3.io1-
Notice is hereby given that William j. Fos-
ter, of Boaz, New Mexico, who, on Nov ember
49, 1906, made homestead entry Serial NO.
DlI400 for NEA. Section g. Township South
Range 80 East, n. NJ, p. Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make Final Fiye-year
Proof, to establish claim to the land above
described, before W. II. Cowgirl, U. S. Gem
missioner, at his office in Kenna, New Mexico
on the lethday of November 1911,
Claimant names as witnesses:
MarionO Mills William Homer, Lee II.
Ro' Ell ION, and Lee Murphy, all of Boaz, New
Mexico.
II. c. TILLOTSON
Register.
October 6-November 10,
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-10-06
A Poor Job.

Eyes, sir" said the great fnancier,
proudly. as he fiicked the ash from his
18-penny cigar, Il am the architect Of
my own fortune" Well" rejoined the
friendly critic, "all I've got to say is
that it's a lucky thing for you there
were no building inspectors around
when you were constructing it"-Ex
change.