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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
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(From Monday's JournalD

Real selected stears are scarce these
days and seven loads sold in the North
Portland market this morning at a
very wide advance. One animal that
weighed 1920 pounds went at $725,
while the rest Of seven loads went at
$705. The purchase was made by S.
& ). from Kidwell & Caswel who fed
the stuff at Malad, Idaho. The ami
mails have been fed since October on
rolled barley and hay.
Another big bunch of cattle came
forward from Anaconda, Mont, today,
but this formed the bulk of the cattle
supply at North Portland this morn
ing. There was a report of higher
prices for selected stuff.
No hogs or sheep arrived. The mar
ket for swine is generally considered
on the basis of what stock can be
landed from the east.
The sheep market is firm and act
i've whenever arrivals are presented.
Just now there is a dearth of offerings
Following is the average range Of
values in effect in the North Portland
yards:
Cattle-Grain fed steers, s7.050
7.25; best hay fed steers SS.75; fancy,
seas; COWS, best, $5.25@ $50; ordi-
nary, $500; poor, $4,000 800; stays
and bulls, S3.O0G4.O0.
Hogs-Best light, $T25, ordinary
$500; heavy Sc 10; feeders, $7.75.
Sheep-Best yearling wethers, $500
G5.25; old wethers, S4.75; grain fed
lambs S5.25; ewes. s+.25; sheared
wool sheep and lambs, soc higher.
Calves-Best, $S.O06S.5O; ordinary
$500; poor, $500 a 4.5O.
Wheat Market Higher.
The wheat trade is excited over a
small amount of business now passing.
Local interests have sold bluestem to
northern millers as high as soc a
bushel during the past Is hours for
Big Bend growth and others are free
j. bidding around IS 1-2c bushel
track delivery Portland FOR supplies.
Club bids are ranging as high as 81
12c, although some of the biggest op-
orators are not bidding above S3c for
club and S5 a sec for bluestom.
Coarse grain market Is excited again
and S2S q ton has been paid For No.
I feed for delivery here One large
firm is said to be holding 100 tons Of
this cereal In a local warehouse and is
awaiting q $8l market before letting
go.
Oats market is firm at 500 at
$29.50 a ton.
Flour trade is firm but values are
unchanged. The proposed advance
in patent looks closer.
More Eastern Potatoes.
Additional supplies Of Michigan po-
totoes are being offered to this mar
ket by Chicago dealers. Wires re-
ceived by local brokers today stated
that the potatoes would cost 50 per
GENITAL to land at Portland for No.
rurals
II is stated that several cars will be
ordered within the next few days ow-
ing TO the inability OF dealers here 10
purchase the home product.
Potatoes are now quoted here at 81
per GENITAL for shipment at country
points.
Egg Market Weaker.
Egg market Is weaker and sales
along the street are again being mad,
as low as 1Sc dozen. The extreme
top Is 19c and only an occasional sal,
can be made at this figure.
Receipts OF eggs are again libera
and this, together with the liberia
stocks carried over from the manipu
lated market of last week left the
t,.a.1 4 ,,F1 t.l
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
Two Good Bouts On.

New York, April 1.-Two mighty
good bouts are in prospect for the
fight fans Of the metropolis this week.
Tonight at the Fairmont Athletic club
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
RESTAURANTS.

CHINA RESTAURANT. NOODLES
and chop suey, Ung d. Goey. prop
At the old stand. Alta street In rear
Of Tallman q c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.


JOHN S. BAKER, FUNERAL d.
rector and licensed embalmer.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded TO
day or night. Phone main rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
I Want Ads. I
ZOE aALE.

FOR SALE-Standard bred Single
Comb Black Minorca eggs, $3.50
setting; $500 per 100. 215 Jane
st. Phone Black 5091, Pendleton,
Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
WANTED-(Contfnued.)

WANTED-Lace curtains to laundry.
Work done with especial cara
Phone Red 1891.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
AUCTIONEER.

COL. r. G. LUCAS, LIVESTOCK
Auctioneer, Athena, oregon. Ref
erence First National Bank OF Athena
and Farmers Bank OF Weston. Farm
sales a speciality
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Classified Directory
PHYSICIANS.

II. 8. GARFIELD, n. D., HOMEo-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephone: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
Egg Market Weaker.

Egg market is weaker and sales
along the street are again being made
as low as 1Sc dozen. The extreme
top Is l9c and only an occasional sale
can be made at this figure.
Receipts Of eggs are again liberal
and this, together with the liberal
stocks carried over from the manipu-
lated market Of last week, left the
opening days trade of limited proper
tions.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18

Packy Mcfarland, the classy Chicago
boxer who has Ad Wolgast scared
stiff, will go up against Harlem Tom
my Murphy. The boy with the Irish
monicker is admittedly some box
fighter, as they say in Paris, but 1t
Will be the biggest kind of surprise
IL he is able to hold his own with
Mcfarland. All the same, the Chi
cagoan has been training faithfully
for the match, which indicates that
he does not consider Harlem Tommy
an animated hunk Of cheese. MUIR
ply has been at work for several
weeks and is very anxious to make
good showing. Wolgast has finally
called off his bout with Mcfarland,
set for April 2S. and it is quite pos
sible that Packey will cross the pond
to accept a London clubs offer for a
mixup with Matt Wells, who recently
copped the British lightweight belt.
The English weight classification
would permit Mcfarland to weigh in
al 1876 pounds in the afternoon, which
would enable him to do his best.
Tomorrow night, in the ring Of the
mdulSOH AlnlellC cluD, AQ WOIBdSt,
the so-called lightweight champion Of
the world, will attempt to go ten
rounds with the Californian who calls
himself zone Round" Hogan. No
tears would be shed If the zone
Round" person should prove his right
to the appelation, for His Champs Is
not exactly popular with metropolitan
fans.
Investigating Suffrage.
Washington, April 17.-Count Carl
Moltke. minister from Denmark, Is
now engaged in making thorough in
vestigation of the workings OF equal
suffrage in the United States. The
Count has recently visited Colorado
and other western states where wo-
men are permitted to vote to make
personal inquiry into the results of
their participation in politics.
The Danish government is consid-
crlng the granting of full suffrage to
women, including the right to be rep
resented in Parliament by their own
sex, and Count Moltke and other di-
plomaic representatives have been
asked to report on the subject to their
home government. The women Of
Denmark already have the right to
vote in municipal elections.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
DENTISTS.

KERN & BENNETT, DENTAL SUR
geons. office room ID Judd build
ing. Phone, Red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18

BENTLEY & LEFFINGwELL,R REAL.
estate, fire, life and accident ineur>
ance agents. New location, SIS Maip
street. Phone Main 404.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-04-18
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

LEGAL BLANKS OF every descrip-
ton for county court. circuit court,
justice court, real estate, ETC., fol
sale at East Oregonian office.
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Do you r>ad the East oregonian7
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ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS, EFT,

d. A. MAY, CONTRACTOR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on all
kinds of masonry, cement walks,
stone walks. etc. Phone black s7S6.
or Oregonian office.
The evening world., 1911-02-01

We've been UP hourv and hours and
breakfast is an ready n waiting. and
yet you Just lie there and snore! When
you do get up you'ii find you'll be late
to your office and hen you'll abuse me
for not waking you. and you'll have to
rush of hike a wild man without hard
ly touching your breakfast"
No answer. except q faint. low
soughing sound. Mr.. Jarr was stnl tenn
poraray in the regions of the blest.
And after getting you such q nice
breakfast. too! Getting you what !
know you're fond OF. And poor Ger
tride thinking you'd be 80 pleased.
too.''
Mrs. Jarr. noting that he heard her
not. stopped speaking. Like the miller
who awakes men tho mill stors. Mr..
Jarr came to consciousness with n sud-
den Jerk and sitting UP with q bewil-
dered look on his faro safd:
"Uh?"
C'Uhr' means what IL n7D
II said Get up" cried Mrs. Jarr,
and she threw open the bedroom win
dow on the airshaft and pulled tho bed
clothes off the ~slaggard.
1.-THE sluggard shivered slightly but
tried to compose himself to slumbeI
The evening world., 1911-02-01
Letters From the People

eshes n the worst piaoes1 I have sesn
that done often In other cdties In my
travels. ID a
To superintendent of Cooper Union
To the bAor a Tho Moniny World,
Where should I apply &c learn full
particulars as TO how can enter
cooper unionf J, @. q.
An Ootogenarfan's Views.
To te btftu o TINS Dvenans World
l am nearly eighty seven years Old.
have several great-grandsons. nave trav-
elled through most OF the United statss
and have seen much. In my opinion
there never a been In this country so
good an opportunity for the right kind
OF a young man 10 succeed IN life as
now, The RIGHT KIND OF a man is
one that Is temperate in all things, in
dustrious, healthy and Cabove all elsel
TRUSTWORTHY and HONEST. New
York City alone In suffering for want OF
at least COCO young men who are not
anxious 20 get rich quick and of the
sort ! have above described. The whole
country is longing, yea, laundering. for
a lot OF trustworthy, Industrious young
men. Young men in this country car
obtain knowledge. energy, temperance
morality. but the greatest and mos
necessary OF all Is HONESTY, II. VI.
For s~leeplessncss.
To the Editor Of The Evening Word;
A friend tells mo that she knows O.
a case OF insomnia which was curec
by the use OF a pillow OF hops at nigh
in lieu OF the usual pillow, and ] woult
Ike 10 know ~ m readers have eve
triod thlg plan, as my mother 10 some
what troubled with siseplsssncss and
should like to have her try mis- simu.,
remedy II It 10 really sffsoavA
q. Q. q 1sxnpsV, \. y.
The evening world., 1911-02-01
Mr.. Jarr Permits Himself to BE Lured Out of
Sunderland in Obedience to a False Alarm

say this, that you should DO up and
have had your breakfaSt. and also /
wan 10 ask you what you smell cook
ing?"
Mr.. Jarr shifted. He shifted again.
A sersphic smile illumined his visage.
Jerusalem cr.ckets! 1t IS buckwheat
cakes a-cooklng! And It IS country
sausage! so OF course there u be
that good old gravy- with them! Traia.
Ia la.'
And so. singing merrly. he sprang for
mis- b~athrobe. rushed for Q hasty shower
and a sighted scrub. rushed back again
and did q wonderful feat o; getting an
eide his clothes in i've minutes. brushed
his hair n cried:
Lead ma to A." .
But, at that. he wouldn't wait to be
led. but rushed 70 the table first and
clattered his knife against his plate
and cried:
What no! Ys goodly Gertrude. natnu
forth the buckwheat cakes and Au-
sage!"
There's only corued beef hash. sir.'
said Gertrude. and tho egss wou't
poach7"
IT smell buclowheat cakes and Sausage,
I tell you'll" cried the sleeper awake.
Yes. sir" said Gertrude. They're
cooking them next door. Don't they
smell randf"
The evening world., 1911-02-01

again without the cosy comfort Of tho
coverings. There was nothang doing.
IT said that this n the last time I'd
ever try 20 get . nice breakfast for you!
Tho LAST time!" cried Mrs. Jarr.
what have o for breakfastT'
asked Mr.. Jarr. now taking notice A.
we'll as sitting UP.
~''Buckwheat cakes and country sau-
sage, buck wheat cakes with gravy" re-
piled Mrs. Jarr.
why didn't On say SOL asked Mr..
Jar. what you want TO let mo over
sleep myself In this way tor. hey7 You
know I've got to ,bs at tho ONCE at
nine! What time - II?
"IIe commenced to tumble for mis-
clothes. He got his watch and glanced
at Il.
II isn't 3 o'clock yet. ! could have
slept ten minutes more" he continued
sulkiay. You haven't any buckwheat
cakes and country sausage. bucNwheat
cakes and gravy"
His mouth watered at tho words. Mr..
Jarr would stay up all night for that
sort OF a breakfast
I'm not saying. since you contradict
mo so confidently. that We have buck
wheat cakes and sausage and gravy for
] breakfast" said Mrs. Jarr. but I will
The evening world., 1911-02-01


morning sleep In whom, subconsciously,
We know that not only we should get
up but also that va should have been
VI some ttme sinceD
'"rhis Is the way Il goes ar tho time'''
continued Mrs. Jarr. speaking as Con-
science. you mako a rule about an
carly breakfast IN then you won't get
up n have II with us. You might
a. we'll be In Borneo for all your chill
iron SEQ OF YOU at tho table. You
won't set up in the morning and have
your breakfast with them. and you get
homo isto for supper evory night. It's
Just enough 10 taloe tho heart out of
one!"
Coma got n up" repeated Mt. Jarr,
He was talking In his sleep,
If you don't get right up TN throw
water over you!" cried Mrs. Jarr.
Mr.. Jarr heard hor through the gates
OF sleep. hut no wouldn't have gotten
up had she threatened TO throw an axe
at hin.
"Um all RI" no musmured. I'm all
RI" And again ne VAS FAR away In
poppylaDd.
isn't that like him" cried Mrs. Jarr
The evening world., 1911-02-01
~ - HAnawvitin~,

n ADOn1w n DvGins wsadi
11nny sOUeo1ses stAes that ehs yOung
maa ~ bog VITO sppfies for . sob
muS1 - % snoSelsnk psnman. m moet
caasG ! s1fnk good writnS u q GIT
% nstvvs. MANY . young man, to get
a geod position, must either rave a
gisaneo pAi o. siss hsvs . handwriting
like . 0tssa plats. u employers were
70 oass tsss about good writing there
wouaA - more Oood clerks. I haye
known quite . csw young men 10 get
discouraged Cbeoause they were not
good vYtters1 ana give up striving 20
attain the place in h world which
belongs ylGhrpuiiy 10 them. r. Y. p.
LsOsi, Ala Society, 280 Broadway.
- ~ Ensss q Ths Dvsnirs World
I ~unhesutAnd there is an association
that gives legal advice free or at pomi-
pay Awves. Can you give me It's name
ana aAaress7 r.. l.. c.
III Treated Horses.
To ~ Editnr Il The E,onins World
Nm glad TO lSnow there are a few
people that have a little feeling in Their
hearts for h poor. suffering horses on
The caty streets. 1t certainly ts a dis'
grAes 20 man., trying 10 mako horse,
pun heavy loads On slippery streets whsr
thsy have no foothold whatever, Some
fhlnS should he done 20 compel tht
owDesa 10 have them properly shod
Thsgs surely must be a way 10 relieve
they SUFFERING. And then We nave n so
cistv Dor prevention OF cruelty 20 AMI
maAA What Ii more cruel ,han 10 10
hoyuas fan 4 heaps ana c~rippied7 The,
ass wn1lnS enough 10 pull the loads, bu
are ~ snas, Would It not Be more hu
- - - as's to ''sssfS 40 "
The evening world., 1911-02-01
II ed6eVille
Edi t O r
BY John L. Ho b bl .

YECK HENDERSON says that
r. since they put gas meters IN all
L 1 the houses a person can't AFFORD
to commit suicide.
n AN scrRIB says thai . smart aydn'
- usually contains good advice for
the other fellow.
+ the price of pork should como down
! 1t would be a personal humiliation to
a lot of lawyers.
MR.. CRAUM says that his son, David,
WI is always doing something orig
~inal-last week he went down and paid
the grocery bill.
Z IKE REYNTLDS says he is sodns "a
L. start on n diet of breakfast food
next week 10 build up his wooden leg.
The evening world., 1911-02-01

when a iona longs for a "career' she usually means that she prefers
careertng round a platform talking piaf'fudes. to p"Herin0 round a kfche"
pashinD pans.
Somehow, the mGn and the FISH uho got dody" d'Ddys Dol so much
nor desirable in the panshing perspective.
Speaking OF signs, II is a bad sign for somebody tohen a tddoto begins
curling her hair again. aud a uidoper begins to take IN interest In his
hdberdashery
The Average mans attitude totoard a clerer toonndn 10 that Of the curious
small boz phO mdnted to "shee de pheds 90 poand"
ia girl is pretty enough she sometimes manage to Nve doUn q co.,
Iege education.
IT'S useless for an heness % caste time learning to spedk French IN or
der 10 captvats a foreign nootcman because her money uI do the talking
for her.
yv eswsA ~ Weox4 wesrM~A
The evening world., 1911-02-01
for Trains.

TT Is reported that the Pennsylvania
Railroad is experimenting with the
i use of the telephone for communica-
ton between the locomotive cab and
the caboose of long freight trains. This
will do away with the necessity OF sig
mailing by means Of lamps. hand Sig
nails and whistles. In foggy weather
and at night such q means of comrnuni-
oatea would expedite the handling q
0olsA
The evening world., 1911-02-01
Fast COlOrS.

A NEW ORLEANS man tells OF en- interesting
~ exchange Of greetings between two darldes
In tho stretts a that city. How 70 cst-
tin on. Je,' asked the first. a Light mula,to.
~ amt done ~ bad answered the other. who
wss a. black n the provrbial ace Of spades. "Yo
looks pretty we'll. Joe ssentcd the muiatto.
Then. ccnderendingly I've added: 70 shore holas
20 color we'll dis hot weather. oe."--Iipplncott's.
The evening world., 1911-02-01
WHAT KIND OF DEMOCRAT?

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@ IAMP LARK, speaking Of the proposed BIZ
partisan tariff board Of five members to be appoint
ed by the President, said: 81 want this understand
49, ing, that IL he appoints two Democrats want them
to be Democrats in fact rs well as in name"
The phrase is pertinent to the issue, to the time
and to the party, for there are Democrats of the old Samuel Randall
pps that are as devoted to high protection as any stand patter in the
Republican camp. But the very pertnence of the phrase intimatcs
4 csrt,in futlity in the bipartisan scheme, and i a measure forecasts
ID failure.
How can the tariff issue be taken out Of politics so long as one
~ II men wish q tariff TO raise a revenue for the whole country and
another set wish it to assure monopoly or special privileges to big
intssss?
Bot Mr.. Clark is right II there are to be any Democrats on
Ne board, they should stand for revision downward and immediate.
The evening world., 1911-02-01
May MantOn Fashions

IT. HE sailor eeD-
tune II always
in demand. Here
is a model thai
SLOWS all the latest
features. The blouse
can be dra wn on
over the head o.
made with a from
opening and hemA
Tho collar can b
made either round o.
square and the alyi
either plated o.
gathered. SerGa
makes the suit aI,ss.
trated, but dresses al
this sort are ~
fashionable maas
from Linen. poplan
and materials OF ths
kind. White md
blue are favortte aol-
ors.
The suit consists OF
the blouse, skirt and
body lining. ms
body lining is faced
TO form the shteld
and Joined to the
slulrt,
whether the latter Ia
plated or gathered.
The blouse is q d
with shoulder and
under-arm s Q a m
only and the DOLLAR
is joined to the neck
edge The sleeves
are cut in one piece
each.
The evening world., 1911-02-01
The Days Good Stories

hrtng tried befcc him for shophfting. A witness
aid he Thought tho rrtsrer had kieptomania.
81 presume. Judge h added. you know
what klertouan.a IL. ehT
YES said the Judge. I do, II 10 . disss .
that I am sat here to cure. "-wash.ngtonAm,
The evening world., 1911-02-01
RoyL. McCardell.

IN plalntiveiy. as she looked in
upon Mr.. Jarr. TITS this why
The evening world., 1911-02-01
SPRING IN NEW ENGLAND.

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s1 STATE, . man killed q blacksnake three feet long
and another found and killed a mosquito-the %weatherwise people Of
Nsv England say they are going to have an early spring.
In any other part Of the country the appearance Of bossoming
flowers and singing birds would be hailed as proof that spring had
come, and not merely as signs from which blizzard prognostcators
could drsw conclusions that il is going to come. We need not, there
FORE Ssa any envy Of the fortune Of our ~neighbos. They may have
N sdim spring than our, but after all it will be a New England
gHdng-not . picnic tma.
The evening world., 1911-02-01

it keeps itself true to the sporting rule Of fair play and no favor.
II behooves the promoters of the league to bear in mind, how
evsz, that such restrictions as have been put upon several forms
Of sport in this country have not been due to malicious attacks, but
to The corruption Of those sports by gamblers and confidence opera
teu- Tho American people have no natural nor inherited prejudice
against any hind Of manly sport that is honestly conducted.
OF one thing the league may be sure: If it will keep all sport
dan on tho inside, it need never fear malice from without.
The evening world., 1911-02-01

COPYRIGHT. 1911. BY The Press Publishing o..
(Ths New York Wohd.)
The evening world., 1911-02-01

I How Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANToN FAsIuoSSs
Email 10 MAY MANToN PATTERN co. 11 e. Twenty. hire grt
I oesaAn IN. Y. Send ten cont tn coin or stamps for each pattern ordareA I
These MPoRTANr-wrs your address plainly and aiwaU{
Sr.'''s.' }ssr17.
The evening world., 1911-02-01
Reflections of a z =
Girl
By Helen Rowland

Copyright. 1911. By The Pres Publishing Co. THE New Tori wodG.
RUTH Is, indeed, stranger than fction-tn the
~ mouths Of most married men.
Usually a girl toho can speak four languages and
mink in t,Uo marries a man toho can eat in sir languages
and can't think in any.
The evening world., 1911-02-01

The szosnut showing was attributed by MI. McAdoo to the fixed
peoW q tie company to give the public "decent treatment" He
sdds: ~Ths mn find that their Jobs are far more pleasant when
tDpuhNs smiles instead Of frowns upon them"
d4s = N Old philosophy. Tho interest in IT lMs IN the fact
- . s~zPsestson has apdred to practice It. II may not DO mahe-
mE1aHy Gsst Inst only about one passenger out Of a million has
csmplEinsd, but Tho essential is that here is ono American transpor.
tsaa company against which an the patrons are not complaining.
The evening world., 1911-02-01
A SPORTSMAN'S LEAGUE.

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an 18th the announced objects Of tho proposed "Sports-
N\NI mans League" for which an organization banquet
(l is in preparation, the public chcr1shcs a cordial
VT sympathy, Any fraternal and fesal movement
~ designed to prevent malicious attacks against
VNM sports OF all kinds" viii be commended so long as
The evening world., 1911-02-01

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~PEAKING TO the Chamber Of Commerce at Boston,
President McAdoo, Of the Hudson Manhattan Rail
: w. 100000 passengers were carried in the Hudson
III tho service during the entire year"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-02-21
THE REVOLUTIONS LEAGUE.

THE REVOLUTION LEAGUE.
Juarez. War postponed on &C
count OF rain.
Honduras Wet grounds. Two
wars tomorrow.
Haiti Six generals, two mules
and one pack of cigarets cx.
changed today for a can OF con.
densed milk.
a California scientist claims 10
increase the breeding capacities OF
sheep by pasturing them beneath
high voltage electric wires.
Felix Rosenberg is secretary OF
the Cleveland, o., Seotehmen'a
Bobby Burns society.
The greatest range OF vision be
longs TO the Peruvian Indians. whc
are said to have distinguished indi
viduals Is miles away.
Office Boy-The editor says he
Is very thankful to you for allowing
him TO see your drawings, and much
regrets that he Is unable TO use
them.
Artiat-Did he really say that7
Office Boy-Well. not exactly
He just said, Take 'em away, Red
die, they make me sick"