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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
A Little Too Absentm inded.

Jimmy Ryan was very absentmind-
ed, and his friends loved to tell stories
Of his misadventures. You would hear
one morning that Ryan had gone home
the evening before, walked into the
boarding house next his own under
the impression that he was home had
sat down at the table and had not
aroused from his abstraction until
some one had called his attention to
the mistake.
But the best story of all was put
over the day after Ryan's wedding
This was an evening affair.
They drove away from the church.
said the narrator. land over to the
new house that had been all fixed up
for them. When they got to the door
Ryan helps her out tenderly and leads
her up to the door and talks to her
minute Then he shakes hands with
her and says. Well, good night. Lucy
"'Good night?' says she inquiringly.
"'Yes.' says he, I guess it's time l
was going home now
"'Why, Jimmy Ryan, you big it, she
says, wake up. You live here now. "
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26

son farce ON North e street late Sat-
urday night.
On account of the fact that the fur
Tough granted F. NJ. Brigham. = Civil
War veteran, by the Marion Soldiers
Home. was about to expire. the charge
of drunk was dismissed against him
upon his promise to leave the city i'm
mediately. He was arrested Satur.
day evening on North Fifth street by
Patrol Driver Wenger.
Pleading guilty to the charge Of
begging. James Wilson was fined IS
and costs. He was arrested at Sixth
and Main streets Saturday night
Tom Cannon. John Jones. Henry
Meyers. and Abe Miller were arrested
on charges of public intoxication and
were each fined 81 and costs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
G0ODFELL0WS
OF THIS CITY
PR0v|DEDJOY
Citizens of Richmond, Rich
and Poor Alike, Had the
Happiest Christmas in the
City's History.
Continued from Page One)


everything imaginable were distribut-
ca.
Not only were there more children
present. but there were more gifts
given. and. 1t IN believed by Captain
Deuter. the work this year was more
successful and wider in it's scope than
any which had heretofore been at
tempted. He does not know of a poor
family in the city or child which
was unprovided for. Though there was
no program In connection with the
Christmas celebration of the Army.
three hours were required to distribute
the presents. despite the fact that five
people. including Captain Deuter and
wife and Lieut.. KRISTEN assisted by
Mrs. Moore and Mr. Brown OF Indiana
polls were calling off names and
handing out the presents.
Rhoda Temple was decorated in a
way appropriate to the season and at
one end Of the hall a huge Christmas
tree. swaying with presents. and be,
hind which was a wagon load or wo
Of other presents which could not be
placed on the tree. Altogether th%re
were approximately 900 parcels for
distribution.
Stampede Of Children.
The temple was opened about Z
O'Clock and with the opening of the
doors there was a rush of young Amer
lca. invitations in hand. and intent on
Having their first real taste of Christ
mas joys. As soon as the Captain call
ed out the hrst name there was a
hush which was unbroken for three
hours. except for the calling Of names,
the tread Of little feet to the Christ
mas tree, and occasional cries of joy
from the youngsters.
It was the object of the Army to
give useful gifts as we'll as toys Some
ARTICLES Of clothing was included in ev-
!ery parcel. The assortment was varied.
Each child got some toy and candy
and fruit. As far as possible each girl
was given doll. The army feels deep.
lly Indebted to the Dorcas society and
Nall other organizations which assisted
in any way in preparing for the enter
tainment. The work in preparation
was extraordinarily large, including as
It did not only collection of the gifts,
but tagging each one.
Report of the Christmas season
nnances was made by the Captain.
The total contributions. by appeals,
solicitations. street collections and the
Eighth and Main street corner Christ
mas pot" amounted to $5O4.s6. The
seasons expenses were between $3.50
and $275. the exact amount not as yet
being known. Whatever balance is on
hand will be devoted to relief work to
be undertaken this winter. The Christ.
b1nas pot realized SITS for the army.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
A Strong Recommendation.

A Strong Recommendation.
I'VE are not taking on any new
j travelling men just now" the snfe
manufacturer said. Business is rath-
, Or dull in our line
"Well. II you need one let me know"
! said the applicant for Job. I'D rath-
er sell your safe than any there Is in
the market. It's the best"
Are you an expertT'
Eyes. sir. I know all there n to be
| known about Safes"
Ever deal in thelnT'
''No. sir"
ever work In Q factoryr'
mo. sir"
"How do you know ours 10 the
0est?"
because Il takes longest to break
into IT,"
"How do You know thatr'
"I'm q reformed burglar"
He got the job.-Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26

You will find that druggists every
where speak we'll OF Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. They know from long
experience in the sale Of it that in
eases Of coughs and colds 1t can al.
ways be depended upon, and that it is
pleasant and safe to take. For sale
by all dealers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
Oodaina a Difficulty.

Oodging a Difficulty.
"Are you going to send the Sparkler
girl a wedding PRESENT."
mo, old Sparkler and I had SQUAD
BILE yesterday"
That's too bad. What was the
cause:"
II really can't afford his friendship.
He has five manageable daughters."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26

COWS for 48 days. $12.79
Amount saved by sheltering one
cow for 4S days. ..... .. 426
Mr.. Mills in his summary states:
30 Other thing being equal, dairy
COWS sheltered from Indictment wealth
er will eat less food than unsheltered
ones. (2) Exposure to all sorts of win
ter weather will cause mich COWS to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND eH,,n

mrs. WINsLows SOOTHING SYRUP ha. 49,,
q 1sed Tor over SIXTY WEARS by MILLIONS Of
s MUrnERS for their CHILDREN Will e
SOOTHES the CHILD. SOFTENS the G CMS
AL!AYS all PAIN; CURES WIND Collie. and
- the best remedy fer DlARRHQ:A. II !. .h
soiutely harmless. Be sure and ask for M.
Winslows Soothing Syrup" and take NO Other
Kind. Twenty-Five cents a bottle ~ A'~s
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
A Fast TaIkSc.

The orator spoke about the things he
had not said. the things he did not be-
ueve and the things he would not do
THAT fellow" observed the sailor,
'is talking at the rate Of about thirty
nots an hour"-Judge.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
A StronQ PLAYER.

A Strong Player.
Mother-What do you think you will
make out of my daughters talent?
Professor-About dollar a lesson, II
the piano holds out
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-26
A Faithful 1 ikAnaa,

A Faithful Likeness.
Sapleigh-l really don't think the
photographer caught my expression. do
you? Miss Keen docking at photo)-
l don't see any.-Boston Transcript
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

The members Of the Masonic
lodge ave a social Tuesday even
jn~ for the benefit Of their wives
and lady friends. about forty IN ~
attending the gathering. The ihsl
BART Of the evening was spent
playing appropriate games ana the
most enjoyable was one 10 wnls'
partners we're chosen by the malel-
ing OF unfinished rhymes. L'ls
eaeh couple were required TO ael
QUIT their rhyme, and II would lay
been worth any price o. ao'ni
SION rs have seen t1e Leading GU
ens of our town playing the cassie
roles IF "Oid King Cole, Altele
boy Blne" and others.
Af'ar the sersins VI refresh
81 lha men addresses wore elYs.
.hg Messrs. DAWSON, Greenwood
sle mnnd and Moth ard Ais -
Iehu delivered au address on
.Isastefn Star. the women osu-1
AFFILIATED Nith the Nas9es.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14
In A BAD WAY.
Many American Falls Readers VIII
Feel Grateful for This InfOr-
nation,

When your back gives out;
Becomes lame. weak or aching;
Your kidneys are lin a bad way
Doan's Kidney pills will cure you.
Mrs. Mary Matson. Popular Ave,
American Falls, Idaho, says: | have
taken a great many kidney rem
edies. but | consider Doan's Kidney
Pills better than all the others COM
hined. | was in such bad shape
with my back that after STOPPING. l
had to lean against something for
support in order to straighten. l was
hardly able to do my homework and
| often noticed that the kidney Sc
creations were %disordered. After
using two boxes of Doan's Kidney
Pills my back no longer troubled me
and my kidneys became normal"
For sale by all dealers. price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the Uni
ted States.
Remember the name-Doan's--
and take no other.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

Elected President Of the Board Of
Directors OF LARGE Association.

The local friends OF w. O. Garrett
VIII be pleased to learn Of his being
honpfed BY the former business as-
socia{es OF bis defeaatd father. Mr..
Garrett recently diapused Of his in
terts in the oliver & McKown
hardware store IN this city. 70 take
charge of the business interests left
~ Missouri BY ac death az his
father. W. r. GafrttU East week
Mr Nafrett wpa Ole ted president OF
the board Of difeetcis of the stand
afd' Poland Chine re ora association
NJ winch his fsiher hof been the
founder and had been IT'S presto
phtu hia death. IN COM tnenfiny on
tne selection Of Mr. Garrett the
Daily Tribune ~ Mafyyifle, MO-. eays
IA part;
t the meeting Of the board OF
directors of the Standard Poland
Nbfn1 Record association Ia this city
wednesday night ~. %. Garrett. who
was elected q member of the board
For Missouri AT the st. Joseph meet
ing. was chosen president OF the
hoard 20 succeed his father. the late
W.. II. Garrett. who was founder OF
''i' "npVNid1iVh ana Hdd been presi-
dent Of the board Of directors since
the first organization. The election
Of w. Q. Garrett to the place his
father held for so long Is a high
compliment moi only to the new
man but to the memory OF his
father as well. Mr.. Garrett has re-
Gently purchased the M. d. Kemp
farm Just north of the city and will
be in a position to give the %assocla-
ton the same careful attention that
distinguished the administration Of
W.. II. Garrett"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14
From Aberdeen Gazette.

Miss Florence Spavely. OF salt
Lake, arrived last Tuesday 10 spend
2 week with Mr.. and Mrs. II c..
Toeys.
The Misses Ethel and Sarah Hart
well came home from American Far
Tuesday to visit their parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Hartwell north Of town.
T. r. Jones. well known over the
tract has accepted the management
OF the Pingree townsite, and will
have charge of the splendid hotel
also. Mr.. Scott will continue to
manage the store and livery barn.
Mr. Jones has already moved to
that place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adas, of Missoula,
Mont. are here making an indefi-
mite visit with Mr.. and Mrs. w
Burns. Mr.. Adams is a brother of
Mrs Burns, and they like our section
so Well that they may make this
heir future home.
Messrs. Joe Dvorak. Paul Fugate.
and H.. ID. Hines started out at 3 a
m. Saturday morning for a duck
hunt. The stories as to the num-
Der of ducks shot may vary from the
three hunters. but Mrs. Hines can
tell the exact number.
On last Sunday Aberdeen was civ
en- a real spiritual treat when j.
X. ID. Osterhout, M. e. Sunday
school missionary Of Idaho and of
Eastern Oergon, preached Sunday
morning and evening. Both meetings
were Well attended and the sermons
we're effectively given. All are en-
thusiastic of their praise of the
ability of Mr.. 0sterhout.
Rev II. N. Wagner is preparing to
remove to Gibson in the Indian reese
walton. where he has accepted a call
as missionary to the Indians. Mr..
Wagner has had considerable exper-
tence of this nature with Indians Of
Arizona and North Dakota. The
new home is a fine looking two stor
house. and is now being plastered,
preparatory to the coming sof the
Wagner family. Mr.. Wagner will
go to his work Immediately. while
Mrs. Wagner and Two sons will Join
him sometime In March, until that
time she will remain with the fam
lily of C. p. A~bercrombie.
ON Saturday night the basket ball
team from Otis came. saw and were
conquered. This was the first mate
game for Il boys and they were
watched with n great deal of inter-
est by the large crowd at the Audi
tortum. The game was well played
aud both sides deserve credit for
their DlaVfnn as the elm hS are now
both organized only recently.
score stood, Aberdeen 10 and Otis
.. Before Refree Dvorak called
the game. the floor was crowded
with roller skaters. The Aberdeen
band furnished music during the
evening.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14
Local and Personal

DR.. @. +. Finnogan. dentist. Of
flee ia the Schmidt block.
J. G. Hiett and wife were In poca-
telo the lilae OF the week.
Rooms for rent In Schmidt block,
see Chns. Schmidt or call phone 81.
Mr.. aud Mrs. w. s.sparks made
a business trip 20 Pocateilo last
Thursday.
win drill you a wen and take
payment IN blowing. Con kesslar,
American Falls,
S II. Anderson. building and con-
tracing Job work, Shop near the
Presbyterian church.
The Syringa club will be enter
tanned al the home OF Mrs. Reed
next Friday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. q. S. Ellinger. who
have been visiting In Detroit, are
expected homo next week.
Il. r Lunran. who has a ranch up
near the nig Butte. Went 70 Pocatel-
10 Wednesday on business.
The Ladies Aid OF the Methodist
church will meet with Mrs. ELS
berry Wednesday afternoon.
Have your family washing, rough-drs
ut the Steam Laundry. We iron the
fat work. Phone No. 90 for prices.
For Re- a five-room house
one block from the Remington; $50
per month Address Z. o Box ZIG.
For sale-Threo lots In block i6.
Nos. -. 16. and II. near Remington
Hotel. In American Falls. Alex Berg
Turlock. Calf.
Monday Miss Florence Snayelly,
who has been visiting MIR. and Mrs.
Henry Toevs. OF Aberdeen. return
ed TO her acme in Salt Lake.
w. W Workman and Miss Emma
Wilson. both OF American Falls,
were married last Saturday by Rev.
Hall X. Wallis. The witnesses at
the ceremony were the grooms
mother and the BRIDES father
A A. Smith. OF the Falls Creek
company, departed Thursday for
Laramie. Wyo.. where Mrs. smith
has ben Visiting relatives. From
there they viii both 40 70 Ohio for
a lew months visit with relatives
of STR. Smith.
Services at the Presbyterian
church as follows 1880 sunday
school. Ia which you are inyitedi
1890 public Worship and p%reaching
service. 90 whish You are invited.
It1o 5. IA pnbi,c Worship 10 which
y0a are invited
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

Jap Toner. of Aberdeen, returned
Wednesday night from a business
trip TO Salt Lake city
Have your family washing, rough-dry,
az the Steam Laundry. We iron the
dat work. Phone No. 50 for prices.
Mr.. and Mrs ilerman Gi%eslsecht,
OF Aberdeen, were doing their after
holiday shopping In town Tuesday.
: For Rent. a five-room honse
M block from the Remington; SIS
per month. Address =. 0. Box PIG.
Bert Hager. OF Landing. left for
Twin Falls Sunday morning to re-
sumo work he had commenced there.
He expects TO be back soon.
In considering his appointments
for the new live stock and sanitary
board. Governor Hawley wished to
continue Hon. w. II. Philbrick as
secretary. but having served In that
capacity for "A long time. the latter
declined the honor.
John Noble was In this city Sat
urday from Arbon. lie a y the PEG
pie of that fer,.ls valley recently
voted for the creation OF Power
county. to incl ile their territory.
witch Is now \ part pf Oneida
county.-Poca no Tribune.
American Falls people were treat
ed to an aviation meet last Monday
in which the air craft consisted
OF derbies ,td other Lei1 gear aud
the spectators were innocent pedcs-
TRANS who ran hishsr aud lhithcr
IN vain pursuit of the air craft.
s VI. Anderson. one of our local
contractors and builders. received
the contract for the erection of a
new school house Ia Inkim. south OF
Aberdeen. Mr.. Anderson will so to
work on the building as soon as he
can set the material shipped to that
point.
John aud Abe Booker. who de-
parted for southern Nevada and
California about two weeks ago.
have been heard from. rhey are
now picking oranges az Riverside
Calf. which th0y d '.lase rs better
ban grubbinS ldalo axe brush IN
January.
John X. Foulks. of Aberdeen, re-
turned from Salt Lake City Monday
and expects to be In Portland to-
morrow. From there he goes to San
Jose. Calf, TO meet Mrs. Foulks and
daughter. Miss Ethel. and take them
TO southern California for the rest
Of the winter.
Have your family washing. rough-dry
at the Steam Laundry. We iron the
fiat work. Phone No. 80 for prices.
w. S. Alvord. the pioneer orchard,
list Of the Aberdeen country. reports
splendid growth of his young trees
the past season. He has closely OBJ
served the manner in which the diff
terent varieties thrive. and from
them draws deductions as to those
that are best adapted to this local
ity. An article covering his obser-
vations will begin In next weeks
issue. Mr.. Alvord Is not only prac-
teal. but a close observer. aud is Il
safe guide for those desiring TO put
out orchards For either COMMERCIAL
purposes or for home use.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

Notice is hereby given that the
regular annual meeting of the stoc
holders OF the Fall Creek Sheep
company vii be held at the OIL
flee on the company Tuesday, janu-
airy oath. 1911.
w. IT. Philbri x President.
r. e. st. John, Secretary
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

We wish to hereby thank our
many kind friends and n~eighbors
for their sympathy and assistance
in our sad trial and bereavement.
Geo. r. Mclean,
James Claypool and family.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

The annual meeung OF the stock
holders of the Aberdeen Hardware
and Furniture company will be held
on January Is.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-01-14

Mr.. j. A. Toner is absent from
Aberdeen for a few days. having
gone on a business trip to S
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25
Weekly Market Letter

SOUTH ST PAUL, MIMI, MAY %, 1911.
RECEIPTS
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25
Universal Habit Of wastefulness.

We have not yet organized our eco
nomic life with sufficient reference to
the poor. A French family of very
small income can and will get
along we'll on a very small part
of what an American family Of
the same size requires. We lack thrift
not only thrift in the buying and the
use of food. but corresponding cheap
ness in growing it, In transporting it.
in marketing 1t, In distributing it.
Waste-a habit of wastefulness, even
a universal habit of wastefulness-
that's our trouble; and 1t takes many
forms. The thriftiest poor family must
live i'll in New York on an income that
the came family would live very well
on in Paris or in most continental
cities. The whole organization of our
life Is wastefuL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25
Reduce Pension Agencies.

The likelihood increases that the
pension agencies will be reduced by
executive order to six or seven. While
we think this is bad policy and Will
cost much inconvenience to the vet
Grams, the administration seems de-
termined upon 1t, says the National
Tribune. The agencies at San FRAN
cisco, Topeka, Knoxville and Washing
ton will probably be retained, and the
question now is what will be done
with the three agencies In New Eng
land, the two in New York, two in
Pennsylvania and those in Ohio, In
diana, Michigan and Iowa. There may
be a consolidation of those in the
western states, excepting Topeka and
Chicago, and in the Atlantic states
with New York and Washingtown.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25

Bilious? Feel heavy after dinner?
Tongue coated? Bitter taste? Com
plexion sallow? Liver needs wax
ing up. Doan's Regulets cure bill
ious attacks. IS cents at any drug
store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25
Exciting Ride.

A perilous midnight ride was the
terrifying experience that recently be-
fell two young men, Morgan Walters
and John Cole, of Swansea Valley.
Wales. They lay down in truck to
rest, when by some means the brake
was released, and the truck COM
menced to run down a sharp gradient
at terrific pace. For a mile and a
half all went well. Then the vehicle
came to a level crossing, dashed
through the two gates, smashing them
into matchwood, and pursued its per-
ilous course towards the Junction with
the Swansea Midland line. Just before
reaching this spot, however, 1t was
turned into a disused siding by safety
points, and smashed it's way clean
through a stone wall Is inches thick.
The stunned passengers escaped with
few bruises.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25

What the cost Of abdttteshIP would DO IN a State ,
The situation in Europe is still worse.
Does not this preparation of the SO
called Christian nations of the world
to destroy one another prove that there
is a mistake-that the term Christian
has been misapplied to them? Nor can
we say that there is no danger, for
only fear could lead to such costly
preparations for war.
Pray For Messiah's Kingdom
The hope for humanity is the Mes
sianic Kingdom. The mountain of
the Lords house" signifies the King
dom of Gods house, His Church. 1t
will be established in the top of or
above the kingdoms of the world. 1t
will be exalted amongst the nations
and all peoples will flow to 1t. There
will be an attraction in 1t for all. 1t
will lead them to climb upward. The
attraction which will thus draw man
kind will be the blessings of health
and restitution, which the Kingdom
will be prepared to grant to all peoples
as they shall come into harmony with
it's requirements.-Acts 3:19-23.
That Kingdom will be closely identi-
fed with the Zionist movement and
the Holy Land. The Kingdom itself
will be spiritual, invisible to men, but
it's earthly agents will be visible and
they will be Jewish-"Ye shall see
Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and all the
Prophets in the Kingdom" etc. Matt
B:11) The Jews, already impulsed to-
ward the Land Of Promise, will go
thither in increasing numbers, and all
of the faithful of them will go in sym
pathy and representatively, through
financial assistance The Israelitish
hopes and promises will attract that
number strongly first And gradually
all the nations, learning of the grace of
God, and the blessings of restitution
to be bestowed. will say, Come, let us
go up to the mountain of the Lord and
to the house of the God of Jacob; and
He will teach us (as well as the Jews
Of His ways and we will walk In His
paths"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-05-25
The Local Market

CORRECTED EVERY THURSDAY.
Following are the prices paid by
River Falls merchants and dealers
for farm products, etc., to-day: