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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Must Have Been Bao.

"My little boy can give a perfect
imitation of a monograph
why don't you send him out on
the vaudeville circuit?"
do you think he would make
hit?"
mo; but anything is better than
having him around the house,
Houston Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
a Baekhanded One.

He-The great trouble with Cab
bleigh is he talks too much.
She-Thats strange. When he's
been with me he's scarcely said g.
word.
He-Oh, he's too much of a gentle
man to interrupt.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Spring Cleaning.

81 got a little too gay yesterday
and was boasting that I could beat
my weight in wildcats"
what happened?"
''My wife made me beat double my
weight in rugs"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Uncounted.

There seem to be SO many widow
ed countesses at this resort" OBJ
served the lady who was stopping at
the hotel OF the Mediterranean.
YES" answered the fellow-tourist.
There are lot of them. They are
countless, you might say"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Her First Attempt.

Mr. Youngbride-This coffee, my
love, is-er-
Mrs. Youngbride-I know it is not
very good dear, but I've boiled 1t over
MALT an hour and the kernals haven't
melted one bit.-Boston Transcript.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
souIIess Contributors.

"The congregation numbers thir-
ty-two souls this morning" remarked
the parson.
: "Thirty souls" corrected the dea-
con. I'VE got two plugged nickels in
the collection box"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
First Set Own House In order.

How unconscious we all are of our
own faults and faillngs AS we see
others, SO others see ours. 1t is our
own faults we have to correct first
before we tell others where to get off.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Millions Say So

When millions of people use for
years a medicine it proves its merit:
People who know CASCARETS'
value buy over a million boxes O.
month. It's the biggest seller be-
cause it Is the best bowel and liver
medicine ever made. No matter
what you're using, Just tn CAS-
CARETS on6e-you'n See: "
CASCARETS I0c. a bog for a weeks
treatment. all druggists. Biggest selleg
IN the world. Million boxes q month";
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
a rusty nail cut is very apt to do So
Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison
impossible.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, over
comes constipation and is ideally suited to
tone up the system in the Spring.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
AZ the Reformer Would Have Il.

He-I never could see any sense
in the expression, "six of one and
half a dozen of the other"
She-How would you have 1t?
He-Why six of each, of course.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

One Of the loudest Of the many
strange cries which fill the air today
Is the cry for universal Independence
Mrs. HI. R Haweis.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Who SO neglects learning in his
youth, loses the past and is dead for
the future.-Euripides
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

What We Are Coming To.
Jack-I thought your landlord
didn't allow children.
Henry-'Shi We call it Fido.-Har-
per's Bazaar
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Such a PIunder.

YES" said the artist, 81 consider
this my masterpiece. / call it A
storm on the Plains"
rs that SO? Did the cyclone hit q
spaghetti factory?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

He who gives pleasure meets with
It; kindness is the bond Of friendship
and the book of love.-Basile.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Constipation causes and aggTavates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Went for the Same Reason.

what makes the crowd gather SO
over there?"
"Oh, vulgar curiosity. Let's go
over.'-Silent Partner.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
State of Colorado
Letter to
DR.. Kllmer y Co.
BinFhamton, N. 7.

II. DhAfEh,
Notary Public.

Prove What Swamp Root VIII Do For YOU
Send to DIR. Kilmer Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t will
convinse anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Mrs, Wluslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
To- hing, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain cures wind collie, Csc IA bottle.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

To keep the blood pure and the skin
clear, drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Garfield Tea, invaluable in the treat
ment Of liver and kidney diseasesi
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Some women are like some old hens
set in their ways
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

1t is in the minor acts of our daily
life that our character is revealed
Lee.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

To enjoy good health, take Garfield TesS
it cures constipation and regulates the
liver and kidneys.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
sHAKE INro YouR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, the Antisepto powder for Tired
aching, swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest ana
25c. Don't accept any substitute. For FHiEB
sample, address Allen b. olmsted, 10 Roy, N, Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

There is nothing so easy but that IL
becomes difficult when you do " witlA
reluctance.-Terence,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
The Ignorance Of Casey

The Ignorance Of Casey.
Casey-Phwat kind av a horse is q
cob7
Mulligan-It's wan thot's been
raised intoirly on corn, ye ignoramus-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
Removing an Obstacle.

"Tm afraid" her father replied,
'you would not be able to support my
daughter in the style to which she
has become accustomed"
"Well,n the young man said, after
he had thought the matter over brief
". I'm not proud. I'll let you help"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

To be conscious that you are ignor-
ant is a great step to knowledge
Benjamin Disraeli.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

A woman's mind enables her to
reach a conclusion without starting.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

No man becomes a jailbird just for
lark.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

The ship in which many fond hopes
go down is courtship.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

less and that
Dr. Peces vile right In the privacy Of
His Prescri pion's hasc
hundreds of housand of he worsto of
the only medicine Of i kind that a regularly Graduass
INGREDIENT outside
No in
medicine
with r
w. N.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

Most women would be very uninter-
esting If they couldn't talk.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12

YOur Druggist VIII Tell YOu
Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes,
Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart
Soothes Eye Pain. Try 1t in Baby's
Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-05-12
ln1portant TO Motheys

THIpOTtdTlI 10 1VOITIBf5
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that IL
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

work of her disarranged hair. He saw the strained, excited look in her eyes.
 Her captor still held her arm. He was watching Orme and Arima indif- ferently, as though quite confident of Japanese skill.
 All this Orme observed In an in- stant Then his eyes were again on Arima.
 He knew that he would have to at. tack To await the trick holds of the Japanse would be to invite defeat. Blu if he attacked he must use an un- expected method.
 Suddenly he raised his left arm above his head and clenched his fist. His right arm remained by his side.
 A step forward. The upraised arm descended. Swiftly Arima reached up ward to seize it. But even as the one
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
License for 1911 Now Due.

Notice is hereby given that all dray, meat market and pedolers li- cense for 1911 in the Town oi Huttig are now due. All parties wishing to continue business will please call at the office of Recorder E. c. Cox and secure a new license.
 E M. GABANIss.
 Marshal.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

State Senator John H. Green of this district has been appointed e member of the committee on pub lie roads by the president of the senate and Representative w. F. Lacy a member of the committees on apportionment, agriculture and public printing by the speaker ot the house.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
Marshal.

"I don't believe you would work if you had the opportunity" seoffed the industrious housewife
 Oats where you do me an injus- tice, num-" sniffed Sandy Pikes, as he wiped away a tear For ten long years I've been trying to get an open work job in drug store"
 An open-work job in a drug store? What kind of job is that?'
 Why. cutting holes in porous plas- ters, num-"
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

arm descended, Orme swung his oth CT, with terrific force. up from the waist, and caught Arima on the mouth
 The blow missed the chin. but il was hard enough to fell any man of ordinary strength Arima staggered back, past the girl, and brought up against the side of one of the cars. But with hardly an instant for re- covery, he leaped forward again and the man who was holding the girl al so sprang at Orme.
 It would be folly to meet the two. Orme turned and ran quickly in among the trees of the little grove. The darkness was his friend. for the pursuers halted in their quick run and separated, proceeding more eau tiously.
 As for Orme. once in shelter, he stopped for breath.
 He could see the two men coming toward him. They were outlined against the radiance from the motor cars. Cautiously he stepped toward the south. hoping that they would pass him in the darkness, but he dared not move rapidly, lest a stumble or the breaking of twig betray him.
 All this time the engines of the two cars had continued to work, and their mIffled chug-chug- -chug helped to GOV CT the noise of footsteps.
 What pleased him most was to see, Io 0r bi girl had taken advantage of her re lease to climb to the chauffeurs seat of the car in which Maku had brought them from Chicago That meant that. if he could reach the car, they might get away. But the papers
 By this time Orme was between his pursuers and the road He stopped and groped about till he found a fair sized stone. then worked toward the edge of the ggoye. The moment was at hand to make a dash.
 Ten sters would -ake him to the car; then leap i~>- -Ne tonneau, and off to the northwar he and the girl would speed. Pursuit would be de ayed for a few precious moments, for he Japanese would have to turn the )ther car around Those few mo. nents would determine the margin O. iuccess or failure.
 But there were the papers. At all cost they must be secured The plan that flashed into Orme's mind was to draw the Japanese from the spot and then, jumping from the car let the glri lead the pursuers on while he returned.
 Just as he was about to rush for the car he heard sound among the trees He wheeled and saw the dim outline of one of his enemies coming toward him. In his excitement he had for. gotten that just as they could be seen by him when they were between him and the road. so he could now be seen by them. Undos5tedly he was out. lined, as they had been, against the background of the light
 The Japanese was only a few feet away. Orme threw the stone. by good luck it struck the man in the stomach, and he dropped to the ground and rolled in silent agony.
 But at the same moment Orme was
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
Rev. J. R. Rushing and Rev. J.

Rev. J. R. Rushing and Rev. J. F.. King will deviie time here Sunday, one preaching at the morning and the other at the evening service at Union church. Hereafter the Bap- tist will have the first and third and the Methodist the second and fourth Sundays. The change be-
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
Eindinu a New Endind

T suppose you will end your book as usual, and they lived happy ever after?'"
 Not a bit of it. I will say: They are now happily married, but no man knows what a day may bring forth The author, however. hopes for the best"
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Sawyer J. w. Brown left Sunday for Graysonia where he has ac- cepted a position. He was suc- ceeded here by Chas. Andrews.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Conductor Dan Taylor, who is running on the Cotton Belt between Texarkana and Pine Bluff visited his parents, MT. and Mrs. J, w. Taylor. here this week.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Railroad street. leading over to the hardwood mill. is being graded and a sidewalk laid to accommodate the residents of that section in bad weather. A bridge will be built across the dip. !
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Read the advertisement of the Ouachita National Bank of Monroe in this issue and if you have not a bank account started get busy and start one now for a rainy day.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

F. w. Scott, secretary-treasure of the L. & P. B. Ky, was in St. Louis this week attending the hearing of the tap line cases before the Interstate Commerce Com missioner.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Miss Alice Phillips returned to her home at Oakland, La.. last Sat urday after a weeks visit with rel atives here.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

The passenger trains on the Iron Mountain between Collinston and Womble were annulled for one day, Sunday afternoon and Monday morning, on account of a freight wreck this side of Camden.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

s. H. Dowell, assistant secretary treasurer of the Frost-Johnson Lumber company, and r. E. Trigg. auditor, of Shreveport were Huttig visitors this week on business.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Store Manager J. B. Calvert was in St. Louis this week buying spring and summer goods for the Union Saw Mill company store.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

There will be choir practice at the Union church every Friday evening. to which all singers are cordially invited.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

c. R. Duncan, who has been mak- ing extensive repairs to his home at the fruit f gave the young people dance there last Friday evening.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
It Did.

"How about that girl you used to dote on?''
 "The most extravagant girl I ever knewi 1 have shaken her, she was forever making me put up for things I could not afford"
 That acted as a sort of an anti dote, didn't it?"
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
Enemle- Now.

Bene-No. I don't believe in these Halloween games. I glanced over my shoulder into a mirror once and l never was so frightened in my life.
 Helen-Did you see your own face, dear?
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

ing made to accommodate Rev. King who breaches on the second and fourth Sundays at Junction City.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Mrs. Fred Poole and daughter Miss Maude. of Lapile. were the guests of Mrs. w. R. Dickersor here last Sunday.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Mrs. Clyde Howard and daught- CT. Beatrice, arrived home last Fri day evening from an extended visit at Knoxville, Miss.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
A Bad Defeat

She I have lost all faith in human kind
 He-What makes you so pessimis- tic?
 She-Why, under the test of the pure-food jaws the very first thing to fail was the angel food.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

To each cash subscriber we will give absolutely free of cost the Southern Agriculturist one year.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Hon. A. Flenniken was down from El Dorado on business We'd nesday night.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Ladies visiting cards, commer- cial printing, in fact all kind ef printing is a hobby at this office.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

pr. and Mrs. E. F. Rowland of Lapile spent Sunday with their son, pr. R. E.. and family.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
The One Execution.

"The way to convince people that you have good judgment is to agree with everything they say. But, like all rules. this has an exception"
 "So?'
 Yes; you can't work it on your wife"
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Mrs. A. E. Lucas visited her daughter at Monroe Monday. x
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Miss Lila Taylor spent last Sat urday iH Monroe.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

l. Cole of Marion, La, was here last Saturday on business.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
Never Buns Down.

Bacon-Why doesn't some budding genius build a clock that won't run down?
 Fgbert-Why. how could he?
 Build it on the principle of the gas metert"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Geo. Moore and F. Reed were Monroe visitors last Saturday.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
The News, $1.oo a year.

Doing job work of all kinds is our speciality.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

When anything happens tell us about it and we will gladly print it.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

Housewife-A big able-bodied man like you ought to be ashamed to beg.
 Hobo-Hist! ma am. Pm a Wall street magnate and I'm payin' 6 cleo tion bet
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28
Afraid of Her.

He swore he loved
 His ma-in-law; It may've been love It looked like awe.
The Huttig news., 1911-01-28

(To BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-06-09
From the BinqviiIe BuoIe

That reliable and celebrated family
guide, the Bingville Bugle, has gather.
ed an unusually large showing of i'm.
portant news of it's community. AS con.
Quoted by the Paris (Tex.) Daily Advo.
cate, the Bugle finds the following.
I'VE called recently to see a hobblc
skirt which our talented dressmaker
Miss Phoebe Hildebrande, had made
for Amelia Tucker. Phoebe wanted us
to see it and say something about it in
the Bugle. We can't say nothin' about
it without hurting Phoebe's feelings. 80
we guess we'd better not say any,
thing" Last Sunday at church
service, while Miss Mollie Tucker was
playing chords for the choir to sing by.
she heard a mouse in the melodeum
and jumpt up with screech that STOP
ped the choir and almost throwed the
congregashun into panic until Rev.
erend Moore explained in kindly
voice what had occurred. Then the
service was resumed. Mollie said she
felt like fool to do thing like that,
but she couldn't Of helped it if she was
to die for it."
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-06-09

IN jeopardy, and the time had come
when correspondents felt the need of
firearms to protect their lives The
revolver sent to Mr.. Caldwell was
smuggled to him by a PASSENGER on
the steamship Olivette, to whom the
weapon had been entrusted by an
agent Of the paper in Tampa. Ey some
oversight no cartridges had been sent
with it, and it being Impossible to Sc
cure any in Havana, the corrrspcnd-
ent cabled to New York. "Cauera re-
ceived, but no plates; send hY next
boat"
Through some strange error on the
part OF the one who received it, the
cryptogram was construed to be a
cipher and was translated to xead that
an attempt had been made on the life
OF Gen. Fitzhugh Lee, American con-
sui general in Havana. This misin-
formation went to Washington and
reached there after the Havana cable
had closed. Early the next day Mr..
Caldwell received from the Morald the
following cryptogram: "SeEN story
and pictures ordered on food Supplies;
we want it for main sheet" Fg apply
ing the cipher key, the first sentence
was readily translated to read: "A
United States warship has bs7n or
dered to Havana" The secora EVIL
IDENTIFY conveyed some hint whifSh was
beyond the limitation of the cods but
the word main" gave the clue. Meet.
ing General Lee at breakfast that
morning, Mr.. Caldwell quietly In.
formed him that the Maine was on
her way to Havana. The general was
fncredulous. No warship, he assured
the correspondent, would be sent to
Havana unless he requested it-Wal.
ter Scott Meriwether, In Harper's
Weekly.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-06-09

the road, and left the dragged surface
so it would shed water and dry
smooth. A fve-dollar fine with costs
would have been a good lesson.
The sentiment is everywhere for
better highways. Good Roads" is the
universal cry-everybody wants some
thing done, but nearly every commu-
nifty seems to be cropping in the dark,
not knowing just how to accomplish
the desired end. In many localities
we find that meetings are held. SUBJ
scription is started, and volunteers
beat up and down the street, asking
everyone to subscribe either money or
labor. A bank will give 500, a mer-
chant another 500. the man next
door, who ought to do the same thing,
will give $40. A public entertainment
is gotten up, and after campaign of
number of weeks. perhaps $4,000 is
raised for improving piece of road.
In order to save expense some local
party will undertake the work. He
does not know much about road build.
ing, and the result is botch job. The
money Is spent and a half-mile of
road is made, and while it is poorly
constructed, it is so much better than
the previous conditions, that it is hail
ed with delight. No effort along these
lines can amount to much, beyond the
creating Of an increased desire for
better roads. Experience shows be-
yond any question that the way to do
is to build as large a mileage as pos
sible at the same time, and have it
done under the supervision of cap
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-06-09

war is over let me be among the first
to congratulate Urcle Peter and you.
1t may interest you to know that in
spite of defeat Mr.. Gray has expressed
himself as being well pleased with my
work during the campaign. His ap-
prevail will take the form Of u wedding
in January, and on that occasion Alice
and will be the Candidates. I for
give you everything including my
Advice to Society,"" but do tell me-
where you found that chauffeur who
insisted upon giving Uncle William so
much fresh air! I feel sure that
Uncle Peters trip to the ice-house will
be forgotten in his triumphal process
sion to the Mayors Office.
Sincerely yours,
Bunch Jefferson.
"Umph!" said Uncle Peter, II al
ways did like that boy, Bunch!"
Hes the real goods" agreed.
Il wonder what I'll wear at the
wedding!" unused Peaches.
copyright by G. w. Dillingham; Co..
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-06-09
Horse Runs Amuck.

The strange escapades of a mare
caused much excitement some time
ago in Oxford, says the London Times.
During a run with the South OK
fordshire hounds when she was rid.
den by Mrs. Dawson she fell at
a fence. Mrs. Dawson held the reins
until the mare trampled on her and
she was forced to let go, where
upon the animal bolted. About mile
away it jumped into a motor car,
landed on the chauffeur and smash.
ed the glass screen and steering gear
to pieces. The car carried the animal
along a dozen yard and then flung
her on the road. The chauffeur had
a marvellous escape, but the mares e.
cape was even more extraordinary,
for, though badly cut, and bruised.
she has no broken bones, nor is she
lame.