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The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
INITIATING THE CUB.
Stunts the New Boys In Some Banks
Have to Face.

Stunts the New Boys IN Some oa"No
Have to Face.
Now, when tyro goes to work In a
machine shop he is sent to the tool
room for left handed monkey wrench
A foundry wag will send the new boy
in search of GORE holes" A printers
devil is sent to the typefounders with
wheelbarrow for hair space. HUI
morists in certain Kansas City banks
have a revised code, says the Times
of that city.
Here are six things the beginner
probably will be required to seek-at
drug stores, in stationery shops. even
at the county courthouse. where one
trustful youth went the other day TO
inquire diligently for speed BALI TO
assist him in his work:
There is the speed ball." then, and
there is the "check stretcher,' pre-
sumably used to increase the size or
checks that do not conform to the FL
ing cases; the Discount board" sup
posed to be checkered in a manner to
facilitate the handling of discounted
paper; the clearing house key" in
search for which half day easily may
be consumed, and for the red and
black lines that lie artistically on the
fair pages what could be more appro-
pirate than striped ink" and lest the
ink becomes too thick should not an
| t;nly stroina,." no nrocured2
Ask the new boy.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
ELKS ORGANIZE.
Sanford Lodge Formed With Large
Membership.

Sanford Lodge Formed With Large
Membership.
The Sanford Lodge of Elks organ
lied with a membership roll OF fifty
three. For several weeks past the
boys have been on the "qui vive" over
the organization Of what promises to
be one of the best lodges of Elks in
the state The city presented gala
day appearance, every store being
decorated with bunting and the color
of the Elks. The visiting members
were met at the afternoon train by
the Elks and fawns. and the process
sion, headed by band of drum and
fife, paraded the principal streets. The
candidates were grotesque in Mother
Hubbards and harem skirts and were
led by the attendants carrying pitch
forks. A real lions cage carried no
less parsonage than Mayor Lake
himself, who had left his duties as
representative at Tallahassee to be-
come a member of the lodge. The
procession halted at the temporary
headquarters in the Stone-Gove block,
where the festivities began, eight
candidates being led over the sands
for the edification of the large crowd
present.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
The Man of Leisure.

Most of our rich men work very hard
not always because they want to. but
in many instances because they have
to. The husbandry of big estate In
itself may be a task for the whole of
the time and thought, not of one man,
but of several. AS general thing 1t
is fair to say that our only man of
leisure is the tramp. The social pariah.
the mutineer against the rule of work.
is the only one who can be sure Of
care free sybaritic existence, and even
he lives in constant danger of rock salt
from the farmers gun or the onslaught
of the watchdog around the corner as
the hobo knocks at the kitchen door
or pauses at the water trough%o drink.
The poor tramp is certainly more
frequent social phenomenon than the
rich one-Philadelphi Ledger.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
rhs Earl and the AnaIer.

One of the earls of Mimic had a
kindly nature. One day Hawick an
gler was throwing his line on the river
near Mimic when a tall gentleman
came up to him and inquired what
kind of sport he was having The
fisher replied that it was not very
good and that he could do better If
he were at the other side of the water,
adding, an gle we sixpence If ven
carry me across" The bargain was
struck, and the gentleman, getting the
angler on his back, carried him through
the water to the other side. True to
his promise. the angler produced the
sixpence, which he proffered to the
stranger. who, however, smiled and
remarked. Give it to the first beggar
you meet and tell him 1t is present
from the Earl of Minto."
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02

AZ a meeting held in Tampa by
twelve prominent fertilizer manufac-
turers Of Florida, a state organization
Of fertilizer manufacturers was
formed. L. r. Woods, of Tampa, pres
idont Of the Gulf Fertilizer company,
rendered a banquet at the FL Pasaje
restaurant and was unanimously
elected president Of the organization,
and R. B. Trueman was made secre-
tary-reasurer. A board of directors
was elected the personnel of which
was not announced.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
Whv She Worried,

But, mother. why do you object to
my being pleasant to the young men2
You can't hope to keep me with you
always. you know. One Of them will
take me away from you some day"
"Take you away from me? Well, If
that happens | shall not complain. 1t
is the certainty that none Of the young
men who have been coming here so
far would take you away that has
worried both your father and me-
Chicago Record Herald.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
REWARD FOR LYNCHERS.

Bill Introduced In Senate to Appro-
pirate Sum Of $1,000.
Large rewards will be given captors
of parties taking part in the lynching
of six negroes at Lake City.
Senator John Henderson, of Leon
county, introduced bill appropriating
$1,000 reward for the capture of the
unknown lynchers. Citizens of ITALIA.
hassee regret the incident. Investiga.
ton by Governor Gilchrist is being
carried on thoroughly, and all posi-.
BILE efforts will be made to bring the
eulpr.ts to justice,
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
ONLY Mantsd the Chance.

Emperor do not care to hear your
proposition. sir. Everything that is
submitted must first be put through
the prime minister. Subject-Nothing
would please me better. 1 wanted to
show you the new bayonet which I
have invented for army use.-London
AnsWers
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
Touuh Combination.

Probably there is no combination on
earth harder to live with than an ar
tistic temperament soused in a bad
cold.-Galveston News.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02
Willing. but Cautious.

YES. my daughter eloped,
- suppose you will forgive the
young conpleE
Not until they have located q place
TO board " Washington Herald.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1911-06-02

II is always safe to learn even from
our enemies. never safe to instruct
even our friends.-Colton.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

A Large Contract.
II you keep yourself good-natured
you have a large contract which
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
COZ SUBSTITUTES
z11-Mcat in Hot Weather,
BEANS.
BY c. r. LANGWoRTHY


Il
while
roasting boiling N
the United the
well
Both
nutritious foods be the
pncp
natural add the salt pork to the baked beans and
-
and and bacon in place meat 1t
be
pound and half of uncooked meat average
fat and
serves a subs and ..
responsible
a
Of
thick brown
lions material and flavor diet
bles rice ando similar foods
eaten In quantities. well asniated
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
ADVERTISING TALKS.
Continues from page -.

CONSIDERATION of the adj
vertiser.
am very proud of the news
papers printing these stories.
Not all of them have the LARG-
EST circulation in their respec-
tive communities, but each has
a CIRCULATION SUFFICE
EMILY LARGE TO PAY ANY
ADVERTISER, because each
newspaper bases its advertising
rate on the QUANTITY AND
CHARACTER OF THE CIRCU-
LATION it has.
A collection or chain of the
biggest newspapers in big COM
munities would cost the adver-
tiser a proportionately higher
rate-that is, a combined circu-
lation of 100000 will cost, rela-
lively, twice as much as circu-
lation of 100000.
If the advertiser buys the g.
100000 circulation at it's price,
why should he be criticised for
not buying the 100000 circu-
lation at its price?
The publishers who have this
100000 circulation are I'M
PORTANT FACTORS in their
respective communities and they
furnish, collectively, A ME-
DUN of publicity FOR ANY
NATIONAL ADVERTISER at
about half the rate he pays for
publicity in the great weeklies
and monthlies.
If the big newspapers want
their share of business, let them
go after it in a LEGITIMATE
way. We welcome HONOR
ABLE and INTELLIGENT
COMPETITORS. That will help
the cause of advertising.
But just because publishers
are big they must not think that
publishers of honest daily news
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

One things that civilized people do not recognise
as boomerang because II is invisible Is the effort tc
"get even" II may may be natural instinct te
strike when struck, to trick when We are
tricked, injure when are injured
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
HOW THE OIL TRUST
IS AFFECTED

The Standard Oil Co. Is made up
OF large number OF subsidiary cor
porations. the stock OF which Is held
In whole or In major part by the
Standard Oil Co. OF New Jersey. The
individual shareholders are merely
the holders OF the stock OF the New
Jersey corporation. The decree OF
the court amounts to a reviving OF
the full corporate activity OF each or
the subsidiary corporations. II would
seem that In the first instance the
holder OF a share OF the New Jersey
company must take his respective
proportion of the shares OF all tho
lesser corporations. The circuit court
had allowed a month for the winding
UP OF the New Jersey company, while
the supreme court allows six months.
Tho Standard Oil Co. has vast ag-
gregation OF properties. consisting OF
oil refineries. pipe lines. tank lines.
oil wells, and so on. There Is no con-
fiscation OF any OF this property. II
all remains the property OF Its pres
ent owners. The object of the de-
cision Is to prevent the continued use
OF all this organized industrial capi-
tai I'm such a way as to constitute an
illegal monopoly or combination ex-
ercising an unreasonable restraint
upon interstate trade In the kinds OF
articles as Standard OIL products.
TOhere is no practical way by which
the Standard Oil Co.'s assets and bus.
mess undertakings can be thrown
back into an old-fashioned and undo
sirable kind of competitive warfare
with one another. But II the RENE
dies that the court attempts to pre-
scribe are successful. it will not be
either feasible or safe for the Stand
ard Oil interests In the future TO use
unfair methods to crush out indepeL-
dent oil refineries or competing con-
Germs. The Standard OIL Co. has not
vet announced its exact plan for re-
organization. From the standpoint or
it's practical business-that Is to say
the carrying on OF Its refneries. It's
pipe lines, and its various factories
for the making OF commercial by
products, together with its admirable
systems for the distribution OF its oil
and other products-the public Is not
likely to see any difference at ALL
From "The Progress Of the World
In the American Review Of Reviews
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
From Another Point of View

Having trust presumably
to catch 1T
Pshaw!
June graduate takes
approaching the cook
which
clearly just where the defendant
and in
ability hit the social cuspidor
be that
distance pitchers
condition
q killed
which is another Of helping people to heaven
fact may M can ng Of u
Bailey further
q
ate?
Did make mind during dry spell that you would
from nozzle sleeve feet then
whole
We simply
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
Bills Gentle Hint

Says I Bill oHooligan. that is me bosom frind.
1.-THE Dimmycratic party Is a-comn' to ind;
II be clear to you but kin plainly
Yer only hope Of Hiven IL to jne the @. 0. p.
Says BIN OHooligan. shut up!" says Bill to
Bill OHooligan he dhrinkin' booze,
"Yed habit dhrnk shud refuse
the brain Of ye-though little that be-
hardearned cash in goin spreel"
Says ] Bill o'Hooigan Shut up" Bill to
Says to Bill o'Hoolgan, EYER way Of eatin soup
sound washin the kitchen stoop:
In need change, I've explained to
listen this frin6 that knows society
Says I Bill o'Hooigan Shut upi" says Bill 10 me-
Says Bill o'Hooligan. THE kind clothes
somethn simply scandalous would
study styles an things rum hats to hosiery
An git a how yell be At to see."
SAYS to Bill O'Hoogan shut up!" Bill to
Says to OHooligan---"Shut up" Bill to
But I was full good advice offer to him sree
SAYS I TO Bill o'Eooligan, bad temper isn't nice"
An he niysr said word, but an hit twice.
An suddenly dawned me-HE DID'T WANT ADVICE!
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

Il never feel sorry for a defeated
candidate" said Farmer Corntossel
You think he usually deserves
what he gets?"
mo. But | think a mans lucky TO
get of with fault-findin' and abuse
during campaign instid G. havin' to
staHd 'em through the whole term or
Office. Washington Star.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

DEAD MEN.
NAKED HA-
BIES AND
PEACE.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31


pulling liberal
their effectiveness
indicates responsive
OF
SundayEvery
In Omcals-
the
In
FghtBeer Bot
Drunken
the
big
Of the demonstration
ng iecturing Of for violation Of the laws
@ that newspspcreated of drunkenness
holy wedlock enabled
coming and going"
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

papers with smaller circulations
are not capable of GIVING zAD-
yERTISERS A FULL RETURN
FOR THEIR MONEY.
This subject will be continued
in tomorrow's story.
(To Be Continued.)
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

cersa:ssss nss seer thinking cannot accepted
ut Then. BY the Way. other light than supplementary
~ &C - > to the majority opinion of
the Standard Oil classifying capital reasonable
&nd unreasonable
tobacco trust the court finds is unreasonable"
Unreasonable comprised which
~ time Of merging the tobacco trade Of tho
Unasonae because Of the SHOWING court
M purpose merger what little competition there
<unaned in the country
existing contracts preventing persons who
I'D the trust from renng the tobacco business for period
% ysm
asonabe years between 1891 and 1898 this
acquired IS going tobacco doing business in eight
Htes, Michigan among them.
aUurasonableD very mpeed by
existing trade evidently inspired" the decision y
brought and became parties that
oombnaton'
because says further
penditure Of millions buying plants NOT
FOR THE PURPOSE OF UTILIZING THEM but close them and
xENDER THEM USELESS FOR THE PURPOSES OF TRADE"
this that the country would have abundant
congratulate itself in either of these decisions of the court there
would there
mnaons capital purpose bng the public be curbd
under existing antitrust law
Chief White of the tobacco opinion eluc
atd sherman antitrust law set forth the Standard
took nothing out this statute by said
s chief Justice I'VE to that service vng potentially
Which, not justice
% amply protected in the present statute against business DIS
which urged and end which has been employed
suggestion the that criminal procedure against the
should taken calls mind that similar suggestion fol-
lowed the opinion Of the court in the Standard Oil
However haven't heard yet Of Rockefellers arrest.
could found the
Of King has been church both Sundays the decision branding
him awbreaker matter Of official record
Sunday there with audible God bless you" for the
minister and his work of retaining lost souls.
find with these decisions Is the
eject they upon burglars and pickpockes
coming open windows and ccuses and
Of this other class Of crooks and rob-
forming themselves unreasonable combination for the purpose
facing penalty than order from the highest court
somc day in the distant future to dissolve
rs THERE ANY REASON IN THE WORLD WHY THE R0CKEFEL-
LERS THE DUKES L0RILARDS PROVED LAWBREAKERS
MOULD NOT THE SAME AS OTHER LAWBREAKERSi
This and does not in the court
~ against these monopoes anything like the full measure OF relief
here provided the statutes for from criminal wealth
and found them not wanting these
appears prosecuting department to for
rnrd and do IT'S DUTY
DO THE OIL KINGS AND THE TOBACCO KINGS GO TO JAIL FOR
R0BMNG SAME AS MAN WHO WOULD CRAWL
THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WOULD PUT HIS HAND IN YOUR
ROCKET AND EXTRACT YOUR P0CKETB00Kf
a We don't think that they do sorry say.
n But we do think they SHOULD ..-.. ...
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

should keep you from worrying over
the plight of the grouches.--Atchin-
son Globe.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
1uris Have Done Their
Duty; Now Let Our
Prosecutors Get Busy

there VIII BE Fewer -unreason.
1b|ev Combinations Of Capital
When the Parties To such
Con,bInations Have Been
Sent. To JaII--and Not In
~ Then. BY the Way.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31

Constituting the law Gin the light
Of reason the supreme court Of the
United States orders the dissolution
Of the American Tobacco company
as a combination in restraint of
trade.
This decision, to our way Of
thinking, cannot be accepted in any
other light than as supplementary
IN the maioritv op;r;on of the eourt
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
HITTING
YOURSELF
WITH A
BOOMERANG.

is the dangerous OF
its ndiousy
flight invisible.
sfdeense Retaliation selfdense;
M no Is demoraizing character
wide reputation for wisdom wrote that
might have added that "a blow Tor
cherisheth
failed to n1ure
nfaibfy
other fellow intention
And permanently destroys all cnance o
essentially and small and narrow and
ungenerous upsporsmanike -
unsposmanike thing are bound sooner or
which, nothing
No taliaton isntw worth while.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-31
OBSERVATIONS


hours day holidays
Eyeryou injured has died
o----o seio n
| realize killed
j NMED IA and S2,s49 injured in rs
4 PEACE. q
- a
killed and 1l26
Pennsylvania mines $546
strike the Wesmoreland field
destitute
hillside
thef naked
6oOoOoO but the coal still ground
a real loss.
to
nailed side
will day.
the robbery
pick pocket
fighting
Philadelphia George Baer OF the Keystone
Wesmoand Coal Co. X Cassa-
OF these stand H. Fck Co..
Plate Co., the Federal Steel Co., the
Steel Wire Coa components the steel
undeve lands Whereabouts
peace ana
h used by certain
thrower who his guard
l
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-11-27
NAVY DEFEATS
 ARMY PLAYERS
Special Nugget Service.


 PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 2i.-Satur- day afternoon. midst the dim of cheer ias and with the members of the N1 " f't;bEll team being carried sloft m tho shoulders of their supporters. h." great annual football game betwa an Ann1I Ulis Naval Academy and the Army team from West Point Vas brought to a close with the score standing Nav< 3. West Point
 IT was one of the best games se E on Franklin field this year and an cx act duplicate of the game between Ire Army and Navy of year ago even to the score
 Many government officials from both the army and navy made the trip 10 Franklin field 10 witness the contest. and for the greater part of the game the teams were so evenly matched that neither side could score. Great en- thuslasm was displayed throughout the entire game and many rooters from both West Point and Annapolis were on hand to encourage their players At the end of the second half the score stood three to nothing. and the Navy proved the ehamplons this year the same as last.
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-11-27
ITALIANS ADMINISTER
 TELLING DEFEAT TO TURKS

and trenches surrounding the fort were taken by the Italian army. No sooner were the Turks and Arabs forced back Co other trenches when the machine guns mounted on auto m, hiles. twenty In number would dash forward and mow down the Turks with their deadly bullets they would pour into the retreatlng enemy at 90 many per minute.
 The alrships acted as scouts dur ing the engagement Sunday and were flying back and forth above and around the dim or battle keeping the commander of the Italian army post ed on every move of the enemy. The avlators in charge of the blplanes be- Ing army officers were able to size up tho situation and to their recommcn- dations. n a great measure. is due the succcss of the engagement. It was the aviator who first discovered the evacuation of the Turks from the fort after the Italians made it too hot for
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-11-27
speeial Nugget Service.

speeial Nugget Service.
 TEIPOLL Nov 27-Detans form the last engagement which com mcnccd early Sunday morning and lasted way into the night have reach ed the city. and the Italians after a desperate battle of sixteen hours have won a decided victory over the Turks. killing many Of the enemy. both Arabs and Turks, and capturing Fort Messu.
 Re.uforc, ments from Italy have be n arriving of late and the italian army was well prepared 10 give battle. hay ing received sufficient foot soldiers and machine guns to take up the az gressive fighting The first plan of sctiCn mapped out by the Italian field general was 10 capture Fort Massu with its outposts. the key to the ln- tarior to prevents the enemy from falling in behind tho invaders and cutting off their retreat
 The Turks put up a desperate fight and one after another the outposts
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-11-27
HARVARD AND YALE
 DRAW GOOSE EGGS

Lals, Captain Fisher, followed by his Harvard players was seen coming on h, field. and the students and thou sands of women who crowded the east
 .de of the Stadium had tkelr turn of cheering, and they certainly outdid 5he Yale supporters in dim and noise. from the crowded bleachers a toy air ship was seen 10 go sailing over the football field with bull dog hanging .y its neck all bedeeked in blue while tre aviator dressed in crimson was in charge of the machine The band s'-uck up 70, My How Sorry I am for Yale" while twenty thousand ovIces joined in the song.
 The preliminaries having been gone L rough with the referee cried Play bah and the great game was on.
 II was a battle royal from start to ia.sn, all the playing being between the twenty yard line on one side and thu same on the other The ball nevcr crrss ed the goal line, the defensive work of both teams being perfect lt ,riti,al moments.
 For two halves the teams fro,a
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-11-27
CHINESE REBELS
 AFTER AIRSHIPS
spee,si Nugget Service.

ALBION, Mich. Nov. 27.-Roy wilcok departed from this city with fat contract in his pocket from the provisional government in China to furnish them with sirshIps. and In struct their army officers in operating the same.
 Aviator Wilcox has been paid on account sufficient money from the rebel representatives in the United States. to warrant him taking over material enough for twenty i've air ships of the latest and best designs. also the gasoline engines that have proved to withstand the test In the aviator meets during the past sum mer and fall
 Roy Wilcox was interviewed on Sat. urday by a representative of the A sociated Press just before boarding the train for the West where he will embark for the Orient. stated: Yes. provisional government of China. or rebels. whatever they are called to furnish them with seroplanes for car wing on the fight. believe l am going to work on the winning side for shey are progressive and modern. ask Ing and demanding the best. and most up to date machines in existence without backing and filling on what they are going to cost.
 T expect 10 have twenty i've alr- ships In commission soon after l ar. rive al Shanghai. and as soon as I can instruct the officer. over there ss to operating them you will hear Of these same aeroplsnes."
The Nome daily nugget., 1911-11-27
NEW CHINESE AMBASSADOR
 FOR UNITED STATES
Special Nugget Service.

Special Nugget Service
 wASHINTGON. Nov a7.-Word has been received at the state de- partment that the Chinese govern. mcnt has appointed Viecouut Sutuoi. who has been ambassador to Ger many for sometime. to the United States
 Niscount Sutuio has been stationed at Berlin for sometime and Is a strong supporter of the present ruling hous, of Manchus. and the Chinese govern ment realizes they need considerable support at Washington to offset the feeling of sympathy that Is cropping up all over the United States in favor of the rebels who are trying to over throw the present rulers.