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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-06
FROM ROOSEVELT
ON ELIZABETH EXCURSION
Special TO the EvENINo NEWS.

Roosevelt, Sept. 6:-By cour&@1y
Of the Lenox Club, Of Railway, a
number Of citizens had a very enjoy
able days outing at DOnnolly Grove,
College Point. The Lenox Club had
an excursion Sunday and prs Gsg
the local dock to taAe On the R0osa-
Welt party, which included D. Gcf-
Lspy, H, Gerke, J. Hoffman, H.
~Stanbach, Sr., Fred Stanbaeh,
Charles Conrad, Mike Sanko and
John Halter. A delightful dinner
was served at the grove and the
party returned home highly pleased,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-06
ARE ENDORSED
IN ROOSEVELT
Republicans Fix Slate for
Local Offices.
speclol to he EVENING NEWs.

Roosevelt, Sept, 6.-The Republi-
cans held a meeting Friday night In
Kish's hall and endorsed the follow
ing candidates:
For Council, VIM. Solder and
Thomas Mulvihill; for Committee
men, W B. Keller and T. J. Nevill;
for Justice of the Peace, Thomas
Slugg and Joseph Duncan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-06
3 CANDIDATES
IN SAYREV|LLE
Democrats in Contest for
Committeeman.
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

~Sayreville, Sept. 6:-There are
three candidates In the field for
township committeeman on the Dem
ocrat ticket. They are William
Burke, William Smith and P. F.
McCutsheon. All are making an &C
tive V for the place and an in
teresting contest at the primary is
looked for. AS ~Sayreville is counted
upon as being Democratic, the nom
nation is much sought after. All
the men have lots of friends and are
sure their man will win.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-06
MANY AT DANCE OF
ROOSEVELT EXEMPTS
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

Roosevelt, Sept. 6:-There was a
dance here in Kish's hall Labor day
by the Carteret Exempt Firemen's
Association, which was largely at
tended. The exempts are the men
who have seen this place grow from
a small village into one Of the most
thriving IN the state. Both fire com
panies with the juniors paraded to
the hall and an enjoyable time was
spent by all. ~Dempsey's orchestra
provided the music. Borough
Gil attended In a body.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-06
ALBERT %BOYNTON'S BOAT
WON RACE AT SEWAREN
Special to the EVENING NERs.

bpecfdE 70 NC bFbNIN NE Wb.
Sewaren, Sept. 6:-There was
not the usual interest taken in the
boat race here Labor Day. There
were five boats entered. The Lassie,
u by Albert Boynton, won first
prize, and the Nance, u by John
Fowler, was second. Two boats
were disqualified for coming in
ahead of their time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-06

|
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
The Argus Daily Short Story
The Deposing of Judge Lynch-By David Skinner.
Copyrighted

Judge Lynch had fallen into dis
repute at Royal Flush. Tom Miller
had been accused of the murder of his
partner, Josh Jones, and notwithstand-
ing his protestations of innocence and
the fearful pleadings Of his wife had
been hanged to the branch Of tree IN
I'll he was dead. The day after the
hanging the murdered man walked into
Royal Flush covered with wounds and
scratches. to the surprise Of all, the
terror OF a few who considered him
ghost and the chagrin OF those who
had been active in making Mrs. Miller
a widow.
The case against Miller had been so
plain that no one but a fool or one
interested in defeating justice could
fail to see that he was guilty. He and
Jones had been working a claim to-
gether upon the mountain side. Fright
full cries had been heard in that region
in the dead of night, The next morn
ing Jones was not to be found. and
Miller's clothes were smeared with
blood. The vigilance committee arrest
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Illinois (ROugh) House.

Springfield Register: Men shouted
and jeered: some threatened 10 fight.
others looked on IN utter disgust; one
member shouted. This IS a disgrace
to he state" Speaker Adkins laughed
heartily as he hammered on the desk
like a boiler maker; pandemonium
reIg1ed; all was chaos aud confusion;
midnight OF June Is. 1911. passed end
foes o. C pending measure were !ubi-
ial. because. as they we'll knew. they
had assassinated the pending bill by
trickery
Il Is inconsequential how good or
how bad a measure may be, how popu.
lar or unpopular; there can be and IS
no excuse for such disgraceful scenes
in legislative hall as permitted and
participated IN by the Illinois house
organization all night "Wednesday
night.
How long will the state of Illinois
stand for this sort OF misrepresenta-
ton?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Why Timber Fights Reciprocity.

II you owned something of which
there was left only a limited supply
and you knew that as the supply d'nl-
inished the value of what you had
would be largely increased, you would
unless you should happen 70 be an
altruist indeed-oppose vigorously a
proposal to let in a supply from an
other country having plenty of 1t, be-
cause the effect would be TO cheaper
the price value Of what you have
and postpone many long years the
time when scarcity OF supply would
give you the profit you hoped for.
II is exactly for this reason that the
timber interests are fighting recIpro-
city tooth and nail.
Forty years ago three-fourths OF an
the standing timber in this country
was owned by the government. Now
more than four-hfths OF It is owned
by the lumber trust, which acquired
some Of # from the railroads and
squeezed cut" settlers, who had gOt
the timber for nothing from the gov
eminent, at $3.50 IN acre. More Of
the timber was secured direct from
the government al this price and
more OF # through legislative Joker, %
and by other means.
The lumbSr supply s. controlled "
1875 men. Together thly own OYER
one billion feet. and 1.SG2 owners hold
title TO 8s,579,000 acres. The area
Of land covered by this timber is u
square miles.
The trust owns all the timber stand
ing in Florida. It controls 60 percent.
Of the timber IN Minnesota, Wisconsin
and Michigan. Also. It controls some
senators and raw material for ms
senators.
Reciprocity viii let IN free of dU,v
the uncounted billions OF feet OF Can
adam lumber, the effect Of which in
evitably must be felt III cheapenMg
Of the cost of lumber 70 the consumer
The issue TO be decided by the vote
on reciprocity is whether this nation
shall continue a tax on Canadian
lumber for the benefit of the 1876 rich
men in control of the lumber trust or
wipe out the tax for the benefit or the
millions Of consumers.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
HUSBAND CVERRULED.
Flats Built Especially For Babies viii
Now Be Esbyless

3NO" GC
The famous baby fats" at Brock
ton. Mass, six tenements under one
roof, built exclusively for families
with babies. will hereafter he rented
10 babyless tenants, says John Hill
Bartlett. the owner, whose venture has
Resulted in ex-President Roosevelt
sending him personal letter Of com.
mendation.
Two years ago Mr.. bartlett announc-
ed that he saw no reason Why families
should be barred from rencments be-
cause they had children. A year ago
he married a waitress. Now he says
he has renowned his former opinion
Of babies.
Gradually his tenements have been
cleared OF children until there are now
only three in the building where q
year ago more than a dozen romped
through the rooms.
Mr.. Bartlett does not express him
self as opposed 10 babies, but Mrs
Bartlett frankly admits she prefers
families without them.
Babies are oil right. ! suppose" she
said, but they make a lot Of noise md
do much damage, l am not fond Of
children anyway. and "a tho letting Of
the tenemeuts ts now IN my hands
guess there will be no more children
here"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Pauper Cows and Pauper Chickens

Pauper Cows and PauPer Chickens.
One ofSthe multitude Of dangers ap
pretended from the Canadian recip
rocity pact is the erect upon the
American COW and hen from enforced
competition with the pauper cows and
hens of canada. Just how serious
this competition threatens to become
may be determined from analysis OF a
few figures of Canadian expectations
and American production.
In the year t1900-the last year FOR
which statistics are available-the to-
tai butter production Of the United
States was 1,491, $4,000 pounds In
the decade since elapsed the produc-
ton Of butter has kept relative pace
with the increase of population. In
1910 the total butter production or
Canada was 100000 pounds of which
it exported to the United States
100000 pounds. All the butter Can
ada has 70 sell wouldn't meet the de-
mands of the people of Iowa, averag-
ing their consumption 4of two pounds
a week per family, for six weeks.
In the year 1900 the Industrious
American hen laid 1,293,662,433 dozen
Of eggs, and last year the less indus
trious Canadian hen laid only 1000
600 dozen, Of which a mere 160. $50
dozen were exported to this country
about enough 10 supply the needs Of
a Thousand Of Iowa's 100000 families
for a year.
Expectations Of eggs from the
United States last year were 5,O00,000
dozen compared 10 Canada's 160,650
dozen. If the butter and egg producer
can figure out wherein reciprocity
with Canada is going to hurt him, the
lumber, print paper and pulp wcOd
trusts will be much obliged 70 him for
the information, for they want very,
very much TO defeat reciprocity.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Tuden- His Testimony,

On the witness stand IN the Lorlmcr
investigation IN Washington, Edward
Tilden, president Of the National
packing company and interested
in so many financial ventures
he cannot keep track OF them ell. tes-
tiled that the drawing OF a check for
100000 tthe amount alleged 10 have
been nsed by Hines Ito put Loriner
Over'0 for personal expenditures might
not be entered IN his personal &c.
counts. and he might or might not
be able TO tell whether he bad loaned
or paid anyone 100000. for instance
in 1908. He said he wes not proud Of
his system" OF keeping his personal
accounts. but IL served the purpose "
Indeed! II serves the purpose at
present OF rendering quite dineuit the
tracing OF just such financial nsgo-
tiation Rs that which the senate com.
mittee Is probing.
Tfiden's plan Of keeping his PeFssa-
al account Is iike his alleged demo
cratic polIt.cS-veFy loose, He says
he voted for one democratic esEdt
date IN 10 yeerS-Aitea B, PsFksFs
The balance sef the tins he VAS
probably contributing 70 repssllean
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

ton for Mrs. Miller and another for a
headstone for her husband, the meet
Ing adjourned.
There were lawless characters in
| Royal Flush who expressed themselves
much pleased with this proposed ad-
vent of the law. The reason for their
satisfaction was that when the vigil
lance committee took them IN hand
/ they were pretty sure TO get their
deserts. That tie committee occasion
! ally made a mistake and punished an
| innocent citizen did not concern them.
As soon as the court was organized
and the lawyers arrived the lawbreak-
| ers considered all restraint removed.
/ One Of the worst Of them, Mike Flynn,
| having a grudge against a professional
| gambler. Light Fingered jim" as he
was called, waited n week for the new
order to be established before taking
bis revenge, then shot the gambler
down in cold blood in the center of the
town. He at once gave himself up for
trial
There were three witnesses who had
seen the shooting. Bill Evans was the
first of these who was called upon by
the prosecution. He had stood within
hundred yards of the two men and
had seen the whole affair from start &c
finish. His story was that Flynn had
approached Light Fingered Jim" from
behind and shot him IN the back.
When the attorney for the defense
took the witness" he held up before
him a thaumntrope. which is a card
with a bird sketched on one side and
cage on the other BY means OF two
strings, one on each end of the card,
he revolved IL rapidly and asked the
witness what he saw. The answer
was "a bird in n cage" The lawyer
then showed the thaumatrOpe to the
jury and said:
THE witness evidently has defective
eyesight. His vision is so bad that he
can't even see that the bird and the
cage are on opposite sides Of the card"
The next witness was Abe wilkins.
where were you. Mr.. Wilkins, when
you saw the shoottngr asked counsel
for defense on Cross examination.
ION the street"
What part of the stFeetP'
~ disrememher."
wv - NI( ~SNb OLAt1Y INC WcSL GuO
or very near the participants In the
fFayF
ut mought n been the east end and
IL mought "a been the west end"
LIKELY the east endP'
Reckon"
what time o. day was itf'
About half past 8 In the afternoon"
Sun shiningf
Eyes" "a
"Gentemen of the jury, how could
the witness hhVe got clear view or
the fracas with bis face 10 the west
and the sun shining right in his eyes?'
The third yfIlAess was very easily
Disposed Of She was O young girl
Ellen Sturdy,
How old a asked the coun-
sci for the def
"IIl be eigif tolhoffo".
.sYaur honoF. 1 inject 10 the testi-
n,onw n, tha witness on the ground
that che a. ~ IL OF age."
Tn 60 Eidusf know whether ths
ohtoo+,o. Eid b sustained or rot,
- - led TIE court till the next
A. - girl Fould De of agE
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Congressman Littleton Of Nev

Congressman Littleton Of New
York and Olmstead OF Penn
sylvania, in their speeches in op-
position TO the initiative, referendum
and recall, quoted the writings OF
Woodrow Wilson, now governor OF
New Jersey, to support their argu-
ments against the reforms. although
both must have known quite well that
he has since acknowledged these
views to be erroneous. He has re
Quenuy Of late advocated the initIa-
tive end referendum, and the recall
except as applied TO judicial officers.
and IN his latest address. at Bayonne.
n. J., where he urged the people 20
adopt the commission form of govern
ment. he said among other things.
Il have been preaching that the IN
itiative, the referendum and the recall
would not work. And the deuce f
IT is. that they do" OF course Gov
ernor Wilson's political persuasious
nay have had something 10 do with
his change OF heart.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
GUNNERY RECORDS BROKEN.
Fine Work WIEN Heavy Cost Defense
Guns on Correqldor lsland.

Fine Work WIth Heavy Cost Defense
Guns on Corregldor Island.
All previous records for gunnery
work by heavy coast defense guns
have been broken by two batteries nt
Fort Mills, Corregidor island, the new.
est foriihcation TO have target prac-
tice. One wasshe record for day firing
and the other for night firing. The
best night work. so far as records Of
tho war department show, was made
by the Thirteenth company, com
mhnded by First Lieutenant W, Watts
Rose. This company. firing With twelve
inch guns, made four hirs out of six
shcts IN few seconds less than the
minimum time recorded for this mum.
Der Of shots. The target was at a dis
lance 81 800 yards.
4 greater degree OF accuracy was
made by the Eleventh company on day
firing with twelve inch guns. This
company. commanded by Captain r, L.
Bennett. made six bits out OF six shots
&c h,iUo yards, The time was min.
utes - seconds, q fraction more than
one and half hits per gun peg min
ute. This makes Z figure Of merit of
ah3, For both PRACTICES the target was
the regulation target, thirty feet high
and sixty feet long and tewed at eight
knots al hour,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

The Wheeling, W. Va, city council
has passed an ordinance which is in
tended to regulate the vocabulary of
Rev. Billy Sunday, who has been en-
gagged TO open a religious campaign in
that town early next year. 1t is hoped
that the Wheeling council will not go
so far as TO make it unlawful for Rev.
BILLY" to roll up his sleeves or take
of his coat while preaching.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Chasn;ng Ordeal.

y
OT9 II wasIRrd the men to traiE1
tey woull not mind their wive'l
= these cir creatures. IL II pls
Fed yer, wretched lives.
now th' ladies have success.
ley use bother tack
beck L to them with a dress
fat buttcis up the back.
pOSe for lin TO undertake
make a getaway.
Job is o1s he cannot shake.
dFreets ~ every day.
~d ne Z oil and think 70 ny Z
81 might unlocked pursue.
III So he 7 Is his feelings by
",d does hat he must do.
II this be nan. the scrapper bole
u warfir and the knight
Wb in the 'allant days OF old
II nothing less than fight.
WI now ps up and takes holl
button md of hook
At does with them as he is tofdr
Et she viii make him cook.
or The schemes that ever were
i gned g humble man
n make him knuckle down to hf
Dis is the grandest plan.
Fr when she murmurs. willie
D. cannot hy the track.
Hnust the deck for action clear
BID button UP her back
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

(Contfnuec rom Page Cae.)
pay fer themselves. The people who
owned the Ehree companies gave MP
their stock and took trust stock 'n-
stead. They gave up their $4,000, 600
properties for $lo.00O.000 trust stock
and that left Hayemeyer $4,000, on9
and the control OF the whole business
and IN 10 years this 100000 worth
OF real property paid $500. 600 in dlTi-
dends while great extensions were
made and SURPRISES piled up out Of
undivided profits.
But WAS HRvemeyer, or II not Have.
meyer the men who were guiding the
great sugar octopus. satisfied? Not Ola
your life. The amount OF money Z.
trust makes seems TO have nothing %
do with fits eontentment and haRPl'
ness. A trust never seems to be salts
fed with making big easy money, bus
constantly demands more big easy
money. The habit % fleeing the put
Ito grows on the big Industrial corpora
lions just like ths habit Of smoking
or drinking grows on men,
ENGAGED IN LARCENY.
Not satisfied with being in 8 p7sis
ton TO force the American public 10 pay
large sHauai dividend on $40 o0o,0o1
invested in nothing mere substantial
than thin air. the trust engaged in
petit larceny. Stsei springs wee
placed in seventeen pairs Of scales
at the weighing houses OF tbs trust,
aud tbs government was defFauded eHt
Of its legitimate customs duty 10 The
tune pf-~eil. Attorney GeaeFai VIA
eFshsm settief On the basis OF 81, l0q,-
600, The IA who would have got
this s2.H had not the theft been
aiseof\ ere never called to Inc
aF' mgcb less punished.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

SHOT THE GAMBLER Dd4FA u COLD BLOOD,
ed KILLER, who toidta oock ana bun
story about Ueunhin ion jumping
on bis partner and ID (Aiilerl attack
ing the beast with hl knife. Having
turned the beast on b mseif. Jones. be-
ing freed, took TO his heels. The lion
meds OF,
Jones on his arrival confirmed Nil,
Ier's story, supplemeiting II with the
infofma ton that Gree out of the
bFats's clutches he rad not stopped
running I'LL dawn OF hy.
A meeting of the Essidents OF Royal
Flush was called, AM the matter Of
daposing Judge Lynen and substitute
ing regular court procedure was dis
cussed. The nearest prscticable ELAN
to such substitution In sosmall a place
was to elect a judge aid invite two
lawyers to settle In the place, the one
for prosecuting attorns, the other for
the defense OF accuad persons A
committee was appoined for this pur-
pose. Then. after tekRg. up a colIee.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

As revealed in these congressional
hearings the history of the sugar truet
Is a history Of corrupt manipulation
Of cur national politics almost beyond
belief. Why doesn't George W. WICK
ersham, who Went from a law firm
which represented this trust 10 ne
position Of United States attorney
general, do something? Or does tie
question answer itself?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

Yet is Is possible that Senator Gull
1um is taking some interest in the
raising OF the Maine, the charges
against Mr.. Stephenson of Wisconsin,
the tariff on wool, or something Of
that sort
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

Some purist is criticising the state
ment OF James G. Blaine that a certain
place IN Michigan was the greatest
little city in the world" and solemnly
declares that nothing can be both great
and little. Nonsense! Just look at
Napoleon Bonaparte and Stephen A
Douglasl
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

John w. Gates has submitted to sew.
en- surgical operations IN week. Be
fore he,started in he probably had the
foresight TO bet a million dollars that
he would get well.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

oampaiEa funds to defeat the demo
craticsplatforms against corporate COM
o1nat1ons with which he obviously is
intimately related.
Some Illuminating facts pertaining
to politics. as well as corruption, are
being ELECTED By the senate commit
tee.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Hulnor and
Philosophy
~ Hv"c%~ r. SMITH
HRT PARAGRAPHS.

THEF are people who GET al
VII / their own smotion and :
accuse Inc people OF being cold bic
ed.
When you don't now what 70
voluntef to help Somebody else
he'll tel you.
Don't draw on you imagination,
hard g.. you exhalst both -
and Il credulity OF YOUR friends
No creme minded phlloso,h
therAulgry or cold
Gig he devil his ue ana the ! f
err u Ion't
Tb pest savings account thai
can is that deposited In the
of Hrbiness.
Thee is no use ying 10 dish
cheeral person. b ause he won'9
Us.
Son of us'.e out Oq|eau.e W.
too lfy to W.; in.
outdea of othing to do is rer
a socity move
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

"Unamended, uncorrupted, unadulter-
ated, undefled, unelihurooted, the rec
iprocity bill shall pass" is the way
Henry watterson puts it.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
vommy,s Favorlte.

Little children should all be ford I
animals. ARE you fond Of them, Tor
myY
Yes. sir"
THAT'S a dear little boy. What 4
you ike best!"
Fried chicken"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

The rvfndication OF BalltngerTin the
decision IN the Cunningham coal claims
was worth going miles to see-with a
microscope.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Double Reason.

'T didn't SCI you at the coronation
Nv ere you there"
'oNo. bur that Isn't the only reasoI
didn see you"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

Lame shoulder is almost invsriat
ca'tssd by rhe matism of the muscl
and yieiis quickly 20 the free apE
catlpR u Chamberlain's Linimer
Thit llniment IL not only prompt a
eff ltual. but Ia no way disagreeable
usc Sold By all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

Really. II would be quite excusable,
II not desirable, 4 this brand OF wealth
er should produce a GOODNESS between
people.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Necessary

Necessary
81 think fattery is tnsincere
eveRnecessaTy."
w at!"
al Believe what I say"
wi, you just try TO live at q
boarding house and have to meet q
Iand1dy every day II you think
Isn't Necessary"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Too Fervid.

1.-THE weather IS warm"
yes: rs 50 attentive that It Is p,
lively 81 bred
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
The White WemanIs Burden.

OF course mea have lot pf snaH
worries, bat they dent have to carry
a channels skin and a little satchel
around with them wherever they co.
Galveston News.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

I've never any pity for conceited
people, because they carry their COM
fort sbe9t with them--GeOrge Eliot.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

r. His Error.
"I like n man who tells a funII
Atory, don't you"
4 ''WeIl. that depends"
; "On whatT'
whether he always tells the sand
one as a man 1 might mention doesS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Nothing to It.

'Ts the scenery beautiful on the q
or side Of the mountain"
Nav, Tsin't nOthin' but trees
rocks an blitherln' waterfalls"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01

Spoiled His Trade.
"What is your trader I.-
"I am an able seaman"
"Ah! Able to see men. are your
Eyes. indeed; you have guessed 4
that is, unless have taken too mu
grog."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-01
Not Desired.

Not Desired.
"Do you know any cure for la
nessT'
"Yes."
"Do tell IL to me-"
"Just work"
"Heavens! I'd rather be lazy"