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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-06-03

Gertrude Rboben, 21, 311 BsF 5
ap., Snausit IN Shtpebe.
9aut Sabitt, I, 1857 2iHn Ctr.
Grdmpfe.
2luguit Rlein, "a, 1903 8ins Str,
2ubertuicis.
Wtattbeip Spettel,, 10. 2731
SOpnssRS StroBs. Sbarla1fisber.
Sobu Sennetes, 5 Wpnots, 729 Gf
6. an., SdapdGs.
5rant prsliestd, 80, Is Cit Dits
Weidsn ap.. Observation-Disclosures
Wtniam Simon, 80, 1891 9g. =.
an., Rierenleiben.
Wiainm popps, 2s14 Wsit 6. 4n..
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Seibftmpro.
ardntlihteit trei6t Srau u. 6. Snb6t
in ben SDS.

5rau u. 6. 9ub6s, gatttu zines
apot6eters Don Ro. 128 Weit Mcs
WliIQn Ctr. bsgins gsItsrn Rorgeu
ssstn 3 ubr auF benz 5eitenpeae Dor
ibrer 8pbnuus Sstbftmoro. inosm Iis
il6 nit EarbolIdurs nsreiftste. Dos
ebepaar bate in 9sis1I6Gft elmer
GrtaHoiH ben ,oorssitriaen qbsne in
stnsm gdrt Sassbrabt uno ale battsn
I'D, fpdtsr nah Der 8ubbs'ifen Dp6s
nuHg begs6eu. Qls bic Jrsunoin ii6
nat Utitternaht beimbe1sbsu molIte,
0srfa6ts 5rau gubbs Iie su peranlafs
Zen. Die RG6t bel ibusn su8ubrinqen,
Isoob lpuroe bie1sr Qorihlda abats
lsbnt. uno Serr Bubble 6sglsitsse bic
Dame auf ben ausoriidliheu DunId,
'sinsr Satin bstm. glIs er surldtom,
itauo feline 5rau aui Der 6uustreppe.
sic gIng ibm sntssesu, fliiitsrte ihm
~Stbsrpohl~ su uno truut, sbs sr lie
naruH psrhinberu tonHts, bas Gift Dor
ietnen austn. Bubble trug bic 8erpubts
lofe IN ods 5ous uno iisB Iofort eiuen
Gr3t bolen. isood bate ntsSebeusmlos
bsrsits Dor antunit hesIslbeu ihrsn
ltstsn atbem5us gstban. Der Gore
ner lpuroe bsHa4rtdtigt uuh oroHsts
siHsn Snqusft on.
Die 5rau mar mad ansabe hires
Satin felt msbrsrsn Ronatsn trdnts
lid, uno bic 5amiIie beabfdltigts aus
eisfem 9runoe In ben Rd6ftsu Iaoen
nah 6nItfpronien ilbsr5uiiepeln. Die
8sritorbtns hintsrIdBt auBsr ibrsm
0attsn orei tleiHe atnber. con oen.u
bas diteits II Sabre ali ift.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-06-03
Nas benz Yoli3eiaeridJt.

Gk % Sabre oItt Gpa TsilIsr uni
bic 20 Sabre alts 9isla Req. beiO'
eeH Damien. g., purosn esIifrR ben
Mitttr unter perAniIdge oes anoresnt
iihsH msnehmens 5orseFiibrt, uns Der
daH WslFbs auf ben 8. ssuni psricho.
ben. Die bsibtu 5ranensimmer .pur
peH untsr IL $1,000 8iirsff1ft gsitsllt.
Gle hdisn Fh am DcHneritaa Inn ar
teitshais einaeitent uHb ois Grlaabnib
frbaiien, sirsi Geicnosue Ramens Der.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-06-03
9a,i,sl. hutton.

Die srobe idbrlihe auttiOu Der I'm
aauft Der lsBten Spoif RoHdts eeiuns
osasu unb Tieben dbgeaommsReH CD
d)eu, lpeidse aiht reilamirt lporbeu
finb. finbst am s. Snni, ipie iibliH TIM
6cFe Der StabtbalIe itntt. 2tutRant
Sil nirp. mis in friibereR .Sabren. ais
4utti0aatCr fuusirsa.
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1aie.6aH.

Die unsIiidftIige bisrtdsias Gsrie
bon s GpieieR in ct. 2Uuis nit ibs
rer nerisngenbsn 6is. uno pislsn fiir
Die .Rsos" nngiinitisen gntiheibuns
gen unfGbieer Shisbsri6ter 1T aotfs
lob ppriibtr unD unisre armen lam
mtrlid perboRensn uno abotbestsr
dtbleteH fiHo euelih 3u ibren hsinfs
lden peuntsn 5uriidsstsbrt, lpp lie IN
Y Guftinauoerfolssrosn Spislsn 9sz
leseHbttt bdben peTben, ii4 ourh aus
tee unb trfolgreiGes SpisLeu in Der
TART eingsbiibten Gunit Der biefiaen
dans su rtbdbtfitirsn. Die a.stss
rsn finb srp0r bxute unb nit Rstt usz
rualtig mibgeftimris, ood bat oi. aros
Be Rebrbeit nerftIbsn ibr 9srtrdusn
IN bic Stdrtt Der Reos nod lanae
ntht Derloren, nnb Iie tperbsn ben ale
ten Gntbaiiasmus tpisOsrfinnen, Ios
bulo ibr Rlub tinie. Sieas o<pinnt
unO in bic srite 9ipiFon Der Ranas
LITE uuffteist. pebin er bon rs6tspss
gen 9ehprt.
WGbrenb bieIer Soifou baben bic
Reos oisrmal. brei hintsrsiHano,rfoI.
stros Rit5erlassn srlittsH uno ba6sn
jebes NAL I'm pisrten SpisI Den Il.
ptrfOIgsHotn .Sooboo" erfplgrti6 Be-
ldmpft. SebenfotIs mub jeesm uns
fsrtr SpieIer 5ueeitdHben tperoen, bag
er in allen SpieItn nno untsr a[Ien
mibIihfn llmit6ue.u istn gonsssa6ns
utH mad 6eften ErGfttn singeisst Bat,
uno oesbnIb ldBt fih NIT 9.rs6tis
guns sriparien, oas unisr aiub I'M.
ter ben bier porkrrfnenbeH siiHftissH
8eoinsuHeen feline iiingfs S6drte
taib dustpeten rpiro.
3u Dem seitriesu erfteu SpieIe Der
DieTtigiesn Esris ;irii6en ,Rshs"
uHo 8ritpnsr ~gohntnfreHtrH" battsu
il6 uur uneeiohr 5000 3ui4ausr
singeitelit. Jiir Cincinnati beoientsH
Casper unb Giarts bas gefhis ges
gen RotterR uuo Roriben fir bic
Gegner. gaApor ipurbe I'm 5ipeiten
Gonge. ais or bic Rnntro1s iiber I.is
nen 9an psrsor, ourn UleGuiLun
abaei6H. Die Rsos ndhien 8 2rsfs
fer nnn 3 sSsblsr s,sen IA bsJp. /
ntr gcitoHsr. 9as Gpiel esborts
uns bic gum 8. Ganes, ais WcGuiIs
Ian, Der bis oohiR meifterbaft ssz
fhleubert bate. ben esentrn 5 Srsfs
fsr erinabte. mas tbnen 4 2Gufe unp
ben Gisg braHts. llnIere beitsn
S6sdgsr fpdren Ggdn unD Bates NIT
nreibniia<R 1rtFfsrn. WicauilIdu
fdnbte 8 auftfdnlsr steen 5 surRaHt
rHb perfhentie hr,i5rsip0F. 3ur sritsa
9cfs sseen snsi. Giir biefe Riecsrs
Iaae Idbt iicb tsins gntihuIoiguus
finoen. Wenn bi. gcftoHsr, Der Issts
aiub onf Der FdngIiite, ei. rReos1
rerhdatn tcnneu, oanR III unfsr aiu6
ebenFo[ls minbermsrtbis. mas fhtpsr
All alnnben mar. 2lls 5fieosridtsr
funeirien R0elsr unc 1inusran.
aefultat Der gefrissH
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-06-03
Sa6f6e Atfaftate
aearoen beim aeffriGen ,.ssietS
Oas" Der offeHflid5em 16aien
ersielt.

y
Ssbr biibfde RsIuItats iDurSen a,s
Iegentlidl beg geftern Rad)mittaQ isutis
sebdbten stDeiten grdlimfnars5 5i.fbbop
Der 0ffrntIihen Ghulen eraielt. aH
benz WettbetDer6 Hobmen 3DgIinqe Der
6oroee Wiann, Der GDnnfton, Der Co
Iumbian, Der Central 1airmpunt unb
Der is. Diftriii sShule theiI Die Res
faItate Der Dtrfhiebsnen .Geents" ma.
ren iuie folst:
Ribgtts.
8dstetbdlInerfen: Grfter. Char
les 4i6eI, Golurbian Ehnls, Gntfers
nung 30 SUB 10 3oll; 3veiter. O.
GIdft, 6orace Wdnn Ghuls; 8ritter.
9. 6orris. 6oroct Iaann gd,uls:
Wierstr, D. Annbe, gentraI5airnount.
8rfifprung: Grittr, 6. 61rris, 6os
race Wfdnn. Guiftrnung 21 1gus a
3oa; 3fpsiter, ". 9iro, 6oroce Mann:
9rittrr, Ron TseGiarob, GDdniton; !;
gierter, Jrant Maaner, Central
1oirmnunt.
Wettfaufsn: so garbs, 3eit 7 25
Setunoen. Griter, minselmonn 16.
6iitritt; 3ptiter, 4rd,ie Edrftsn, 10.
3iiritt; 9ritter, Cue. g!afb, Sorace
Wnnn; gierter, aouis 1apIOr, Central
Gairmouni.
eight Msisbts.
Wettr.nnen dnf eine GniFernuna
BON 90 yarbs, .3eit 74L5 Setunosn !:
erftsr. StanIen E6odfIeib. gponiton: !:
3frtittr, albert sgifs, epaujton; Drits
ter, eliffcrb Rdbbter, Columbia !:
gterter. 5reb. Bunasr, 6oraee Mann
BeitfpruHs. Gntfernuns 16 sTuB
IL sou: Grfter, Stonlsp S6odfislo.
gDdnFon; 3meitsr, Grpin 2oe, gDane
iton; 9rittsr, GatE bu6er, 6ornte
RonR; 8ierter, 80. Slab, Sorac.
Usonn.
8astet6dqperfsH. gntsernuna go
CUB 6 3ot: gritsr, Carl Sefplsin,
6oraes Wnnn; 3ipeiter, qdtursnce
Sheahdmmer, Columbia; Gnlpb ;yis
iber, Columbian; 8ierter aouts Cps
psIt, Central 5airmount,
RibbIe Dttgats.
9ostet6auperFen. Gniferuuua 46
0uB 10 8oa: Gritsr, VI. annIer. Co
Iumbian; 3tptitsr. sSrss. 5bcmpion,
Central dnisrount; 5ri.ter. Qouis
yeushduieH. Columbian: gierier, scs.
Gperber, Central 6uirirount.
WettrnneH. TO DdrDs, 3eit GAS
Setunben: Griier, Carl Walter Gpans
ton; 3lueiisr, 8. SaepFsl. Seroce
Dritter, g. 6spsr, 16. 1lltritt;
9ieritr. 20. Seipsl. 16. 7iItritt.
Drtiipruns. Gntfernana 30 i5uB 8
3ou: Grfer. Earl 8oeilsy. Epcniion;
3rtitsr. Sngbss JcbRftcn. Sornes
Gritisr. 8. S1epfe.. Sorase
9isrttr. G. ptab.r, 1e. III.
Ftritt.
3o6fpruHs. S0bs 4 5aB: GrIier,
Stonlsp adnss, 5oratt Usnnn; ,3Deis
isr. B. Sdufer. Central yJdirmDani.
hn6esrenBtta GeDi6L
8dsfetbalnerfsn. gntfsrnuna 45
Jnb z 3clI: grfttr, gppcrt psohr.
sccHitOn; 3peiter, q. o1ubfrieb.
9eHtrol Jairmount.
WettrsHnen. 100 garb, 3eif IL 4/5
5ttunesn: Griter, 5ctparb berslen,
oordfeNonH; 3fptiter. R.Gpdts. spbs
Bart; Dritt.r. Woli.r TcDis GDnns
hon; 0iertsr. 90. 2onotpebr, 16. Gis
Itritt.
DrtiiprunJ. Gniftrnung 81 Fui 8
3oa: erfer. molisr 5aIe. 6crace
3Deiier AtDopb WeEs, Snbe
parf; Dritter, 5oipdrb 6amn,rsien,
porat. Rdnn; @isrisr. ggaItes Dopis,
gpaHftpH.
6ohipruHs. S0be A iJuB g 3cn:
sriter. 4tiDoob Wens, SEbe sSart;
3tpsiier. Arthur @ocbdu. .6orac,
Dlonn; Dritter. Biniam 5drtlep, gens
raj Datrmeunt.
GiafeiteHlnufen Gruppe u, Cos
ambion Sd,ule; Gruppe 6, 1. epans
ton; z. pcraee WonH.
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J(a6 europa!
6eieroatiun ppn aaiiiten
Guf uIIcH
1antpfersSinien
@eflief
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Setfe.Bdtie bsfsrgf.
Western German Bank,
6fe IL. unS Siue StraRe.


Der 50 Sabre alte 5ubrmaun So6a
Goursrs. pom SO. 434 Cit 3. straBs
brad seitsrn, tpdbrenb sr fih in Ieinsr
StaI4u1g, Ro. 206 @eft 2. 5traBe,
nat fstnsm SpbRe uuterbislt, pl1slih
bspuBtlos 3ufarumsr.gr tpurbe Tbleu.
rig't IN gatrulfpagsr l mad BEN jtdo.
tifpeH Scipital gtbratt. 100 isoot
nnr ncn Der bsreits stngstretsRs 5cb
tcnitdtirt tperoeu tDnHts. Die aei6e
tDnrne Hah Der Mlprque esbrabt. Con.
ntrs trlag mad 2tufi6t osg gorprevs
einern Ser3ihLass.
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llHheimiither EKnh .

Die Qeihs zines ainbss maaa!i6ea
GeiGIe6tss pures gsiisfn R0rosn In
elmer Eerterube aillter BEN Acrgs
30. ll2 of UluIbsrrp 5rr. gsfunbsn
nab nat Der Mlorsus ssbr1n.. Gina
untsrfud1uus trgab, eab egs aina
tobt sur 8sit sstrmnsa max.
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z pttIe.

Gos beatiss snsite Spiel Der &c:
re 5ipiiden Cincinnati unb goitOr
btsinnt pinitIidb I'm 3 ubr. @ahr.
fhtinlih Iuernsn Susgs orer 5rpms
me Hnn glnrts aIs unitrt gatteri'
fungirsn.
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6iir hieies 1lntt fDurbeH eeilern non
ben GptilerH g. RIstn e Brn.
so. 435 Rnfs Gsrobs. fciesnbe TEN.
perutur iinisrihisbe rtaiirirf:
Born. Grab gtahm. Grab
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Lhht}AE RTfthHAF a# 4.
Sefsss GalassEa 2Se HsF E.Hast. 9he iRs. a4ai ,as
@savh @rtfirE
, SsS geeit g. Sir, sp. sBIar aRa @srrz II rg,.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
Brotherly Love Man Spanks His Wife

ings. when we make up" she said,
ut will be useless to ask George to
sign a pledge to spank me no more.
He wouldn't make any such promise,
and wouldn't even apologize for any
of the spankings OF the past. He is
not the kind of man who apologies.
In fact, I've never heard him say that
he was sorry for anything he ever did.
I'VE have been married about two
years and q half. He commenced
spanking me two weeks after our we'd
ding day and has kept It up almost
weekly ever since. He has q temper
and SO have I; and II we jsngle, a
spanking follows. He II not 6 big
man and I am not = small woman,
but I am completely helpless In his
arms. His muscles are like iron.
II can't tell how many times I have
been spanked. At lrst, I endured the
humiliation Of such punishment be
cause ! didn't want people to know
about It. Thsn I threatened to have
him arrested I suppose I threatened
SO often that he thought I would
never do anything. But when he
spanked me harder than usual / caus
ed his arrest II didn't oost me any
thing, but George had to pay $40 FOR
a. lawyer. although 1t seemed to ms
that IS would have been enough 10,
such easy work"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19

In the next instance the Domestic
Relations court is q woman's court.
In almost every case that has ap-
peared the complainant has been a
woman It is not more than once In
several months that a man appears az
a complainant In this court. This is,
OF course, largely owing TO the fact
th-. : -.1 & a5t usually dependent
upon his wife fer support. and even II
deserted BY bis wife 4 man IL not
likely to be exposed to hardship and
suffering. 40 the case With . woman.
Furthermore. thts court has nc power
to grant divorces. II merely adjusts
differences. publishes abandoning huar
handa, aua advises separation wfasu
separation sserna lie nnl9 Use
uxssvsss ALI asfNrMEaaa shs 8a1susss
Meaey shat Nfls shan mast 5asxiau
aferax IN AsHfars u azs ssas
/ Ii xssaaaFsa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
Gotham's Domestic Relations Court

NEW YORK.-One year Ago the Do
IN nestle Relations court was estab-
lished In New York and It has already
gained q placs as one OF the per1nar
nent and most necessary institutions
OF this city. The tremendous work OF
this court GUS wonder that the
idea had not been adopted years ago
and that it ia not moro widely emu
lated In other cities throughout the
country. Chicago and Washington are
the only two other cities where SINH
lar courts exist.
The Domestic Relations court Is es-
s~entially q poor mans court. In Its
prime 6fiee, indeed, It partakcs Of
the nature OF a conciliasory court. sim
flar to the conciliatory courts Of
France. through which All domestic
difficulties pass before any divorce or
ether gerious case involving domestic
infeIicity, abandonment or n~onssuRport
can enter the courts proper. Like the
Judges of the concillatory courts In
France, the Judges CT the Domestic
Relations court ii New York airs ehoa'
en- for thair tact. patience. knowledge
sos man1had ard sympathy with lha
fy1asstes go sasA Hvarx
9Aas shAE pQn4as lsasu 1ha De6nAaEse Re
laeaaas eours zheRa Judges frak Il
Ns4ass wskAeus lesaa psse<aFe
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19

complish no good and only delay the
Improvement.
We might suggest however. that
the season is now getting late for
the laying Of bftulithic. 1t was
about this time Of year that Market
street, in this city, was started.
Before it was finished an early
snow stopped the work. Extreme
cold weather caused further delays
and when the job was finished it
was SO unsatisfactory that it large
ly had to be done over again this
year. Bitulithic, when laid proper
ly, makes an excellent pavement
and we believe South Amboy will
not regret its choice.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.

~ ~ IN IL
We just received the following let
ter:
Dear Sir
You have been very active In your
campaign against the straw hat and
being one of the victims I wish to
ask you what we shall do with the
discarded lids. Your crusade will not
be complete until you tell us this.
Sincerely, w. F. M.
We have already mentioned the
fact that the discarded straw hats
can be fed to the cows. II you don't
keep a COW as very thrifty citizens
should, unless he lives in a fat, place
the old straw hat carefully in the
garbage can.
We have already mentioned the
fact that an inverted straw hat trim
med with baby ribbon makes an ex-
cellent hanging basket for flowers
and would be an ornament to any
parlor.
An old straw hat run through a
meat grinder makes an excellent
breakfast food. There Is enough in
one hat for a family of wen. With
a little cream and sugar added 1t
will taste Just RS good as Try-a-Bita,
Eat-a-Chunka or Tan Bark Flake.
The main point In the breakfast food
is to get something that is tasteless
and there is nothing ON earth SO
tasteless as an old straw hat.
There Is nothing better to plug up
j broken window pane than an old
straw hat. 1t not only keeps out III
but furnishes ventilation to
= A. - 49, W
The Ufu nnt cHs,ssvaeh@4osa1~wnrth
OF lace and ribbon for trimming, be
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
ONE MATRIMONIAL ApPEAL.

80 So al 4 -
We have steadfastly refused to
transform this column into a matri-
monial bureau. Journalistic ethics
forbid anything of the kind, but oc-
~casionally there an appeal
which goes straight to the heart.
One OF them came In our mail this
morning in the shape of a want-ad
which has been turned down by all
of the newspapers. There Ia a sort
OF fascination connected with it
which is hard to ignore. We are not
going to make a habit of publishing
such things, but we feel that we
should make an exception In this
case. The want-ad In as follows:
WANTED-Dashing young widow
would like to meet gentleman 81
years of age with one million dolIars
and a hard cough. Object matri-
mony.
The young lady incloses her photo
graph, and 1t looks like a good
chance for the right man. She In
nine hands high, without spawn or
hoof trouble and will stand without
hitchfng. She is not afraid of the
cars and la city broke. She doesn't
balk in the traces and will walk
right up to an automobile without
shying.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
SOUTH AMBoY PAVEMENT.

II II to be hoped the people Of
South Amboy will not allow
themselves to be made the
tools OF rival paving concerns
Who are anxious to secure the
contract for paving Broadway in
that city. OF course 1t is highly de-
sirable to have a good material. but
It can hardly be expected that the
property owners will ever be unani-
nous for any one kind. It seems
that a majority of the property own
err on Broadway have asked for
bitulithic and the council has intro
dnesd an ordinance for that mate
RIAL Now opposition develops and
the matter has been laid over
From our experience with pave
ments In this city, the EVENING
NEWS - inclined to favor the as
phait block because it has all ths
qualities Of the others and Il
70 easily restored to It's originai
condition after being removed fol
lsying pipes, etc, in the streets The
bitnllthie, however, makes an excel
lent pavement and Ia practically a.
eheap as the rest OF them. Tbs
main thing + get ? good pave
Manf: As q majority Of the Broad
way property owners IN South Am
boy hare expressed their preference
~ city can make no mistake Ia go
tn8 aaiaad II the cpunesi waits fe'
~ yAFspsaa agencies selling ptns'
as4aIaraaaA u zasx ~ ssFss
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19

bottom dollar he amt doin
much right now.
When you hear a Teller braggin' on
his honesty and SIGH,
When he says IL he'd been crooked
he would certainly be rich.
When he blows about the chances
he has had to beat his pards,
Just make out that you believe him,
but don't fail to cut the cards.
When you hear a Teller spoutin' on
the way he runs his house,
When he says 1t is dead easy for to
regulate his spouse,
When be tells you that he's boss you
kin make up your mind for cert,
It's his wife that wears the trousers,
and it's him that wears the
skirts.
When you hear a Teller tellin' how
to run the government,
When he thinks 1t is his duty to cor
rect the President,
You kin listen quite respectful, but
make up your mind off-hand,
That he hasn't got the gumption for
to run a peanut stand.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
TO SIMPLIFY VI

We have wasted a lot of time In
this column spelling out things
which might just as well be abbrevi-
ated. There are many trite words
and phrases which must necessarily
be used such as well known
highly respected citizen" etc. We
will hereafter abbreviate and, In or
der that the reader will know what
we are trying to drive at and will
not miss anything we publish a list
of the abbreviations which we ex-
pect to use and will supplement the
list from time to time.
/. b. g.-Ivory beaned galoot.
e., 8. and p.-Gentlemen, scholar
and philanthropist.
b. h.-Bone head.
c. Constant reader.
W. and I. k.-Well and f~avorably
known.
b. and b. b.-Beautiful and blushing
bride.
h. +. c.-Highly respected citizen.
t. /. 1.-The late lamented.
II. Doctor of Horses.
M. Doctor of mules.
o. W. k. a.-Our well known attor-
ney.
s. t. o.-Silver tongued orator.
q. /. c. b.-Groom attired In con-
ventional black.
p. o. PLEASE omit flowers.
p. w. n. a. c.-Present were numer-
GUS and costly.
p. .. W. IA pleasant evening
was had.
W. c.-Winec clerk, meaning bartend-
er.
a. /. and q. a.-A large and enthusi-
astic audience.
h-de. h-HostAsa dianensed charm
Ing hospitality ~ sTE
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
PERTH AMBoY
Population. s3.151.

M AfSW 49,
On staten island sound. at the
I mouth Of the Raritan river and at
! the head of Raritan Bay.
IS o e e t ssssn e sai 3 DOCK IN from
{ ter leading UP the bay from Sandy
DeIly teamer service to New
! Central Railrosd Of New Jersey
I LehiEh Valley and the Staten isianu
/ ali directions, afTording almost an
I unlimited number of excellent lag
4 terry site8-
X Has two telegraph and two teie-
I phone companies. x
I Two daily newspapers.
/ Federal postofice building.
Public Library. ora
high schypl, which is on Q az
| proved gss{ss Of all the leading W.
! versities Id the country, four paarnyy-
! chiaI schools and a business COZ
I lexe.
City hospital.
Municipal water works. to
Prominent center for trolieys ~
all parts Of the state. :. .ba coun-
Splendid theatrical advantages
Hovne OF the leading fnaussI
are American Smelling u RSn.n
SIompanys snslter; R rbd ! cs 9Rplitt
Works; United Lead Works; onirs
Tile 81 Faience Co.; @. Pardee S 1or-
and Tile Works. Atlantic Terra SS e
Ia Co. Federal Terra Gotta CO. snotms
Jersey Terra Gotta Co. three pr ts
oil the National FireproonnS Gp,aa
pAny and other similar inaussl ar
Within thu Immediate vicinity, Isa
annie Works. Cherebrough VaseIlno
Works, Marcy Stove WORKS; IWS
drydock companies together wiz
ahipyards and marine raiiways,
Standard Underground. Cable Com.-
pany: Roessler q Hasslacher Chem end
cigar ~factortes: cement stone worKss
coal shipping piers; handkerShniles
factorys cement works; maens
shopa and iron ~foundries.
For further particulars address.
Albert Leon. secretary or sne
board or Trade. }
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19

u NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. a husband
1 forms the habit of spanking his
wife, 1t Is not easy to induce him to
change his way. OF this Mrs. Mabel
Baker is firmly convinced. Before
breakfast she had her husband. Geo.
Baker, Z meat dealer, arrested Tor
having spanked hex. but when no was
arraigned before Magistrate BeAton
in the City Hall police court a few
hours later, she announced that she
did not want him sent to- jail. He
WA discharged.
There Is only one way to get
George to do q thing" said Mrs.
Baker, In admitting that the court
proceedings were not an entire sue
cess, and that ia to have him make
up his own mind to do It."
While she in not yet on speaking
terms with her husband. Mrs. Baker
seemed cheerfully certain that the ex.
listing strained relations will end. She
also looked forward to more spank
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-19
WORDS TO THINK ABOUT

Those Republicans In New Jersey
who call themselves progressive and
who are opposed to the Board of
Guardians now In control of the
Republican party, will find much
food for thought IN some of the re-
marks made by Governor Wilson at
Newton, Tuesday night.
81 must say. said the Governor,
"that / doubt the discretion, even IL
l may not say / doubt the sanity, OF
a Progressive Republican, at any
rate in the State OF New Jersey, who
does not vote the Democratic ticket.
IL can only conjecture that he
wants to throw his vote away, that
he wants to run all the risks of not
getting what he wants, and that at
the bottom of 1t all must lie the
feeling that what he really wants is
to have people in office who are
called Republicans, no matter what
happens In the field of legislation
and politics.
Have we come to that? Have
we made a party such a fetish that
we have to have it whether we get
the things we ought to have or .not9
when / talk with a Progressive
Republican / cannot see any differ
ence between his opinions and mine,
and l wonder why in the world he
calls himself a Republican,. why In
the world he doesn't get, into the
game.
"The distinction is SO artificial,
the distinction Is SO picayune why
these grownup men who absolutely
with each other insist on vot-
ing against each other. When the
are engaged In the same enterprise,
want the same things, by the same
means, why In the name of heaven
shouldn't they co-operate2n
Every man who calls himself q
n@nrAaiaan~wauld~do@wa to ponder
.hese words carefully. Are we such
to q mere party name that we
will vote for anybody and anything
long as it sails under that ban
ner? Or are we men who F cap
able of making a political party a
mere 9 to an endf Think 1t
over.