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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

A court has decided that fits during
the honeymoon are not ground for d.
vorce. Certainly not. Giving her
husband fits Is one Of the essential
duties of many a married woman.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Men love blondes" sagely announ
ces an eminent sociologist. Right; al
90 brunettes and any little girl that's
q nice little girl"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

The students Of a noted woman's
college are to be taught onion raising.
The idea is to take them back to ma.
lures heart, and the reunion will
doubtless be a weeping one.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

A Chicago professor has won an au'
tomobile in a guessing contest Chi
cago professors have long been CON
sidered the worlds best guessers.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

A Brooklyn man committed suicide
because he lost $4,000 specializing in
Wall street. At least, he thought he
was specializing.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Saving wood is highly recommend
&c as a muscle producer, but If you
happen to live in a fiat the noise is
apt to disturb your neighbors.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

The Philadelphia Inquirer says an
indignant butcher put one of his cred
itors in his ice chest. That probably
made the creditor hotter than ever.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

One of the most astounding feats Of
Aviator McCurdy was his landing in
the water" That is far more diff
cult than watering on the land.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Short, thick curly hair is said to be
an indication of great strength, but
It doesn't indicate anything when 1t is
on O wig.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Portugal has decided to grant for
neF King Manuel 4 pension amount
lnQ to about 800 q day. This seems
10 come about a. near to getting
-omething for nothing as one could
~ruect even IN the most favorable
circumstance
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Coffee and sinkers are not condu'
Give to the artistic temperament"
opines q Chicago art student. How
ever, we generally find them together.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Furs, It is announced. are to be
cheaper. Now. If diamonds will only
come down, much of the present.day
distress can be relieved.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Every time some fellows give a
tramp a dime they throw out their
chests as though they were A. Car
negie.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

A Wisconsin professor declares that
farm products are manufactured.
Henceforth We shall have to call thu
chicken crop a factory.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Thousands of Consumptives die every
year. Consumption results from a neg
lected cold on the lungs. Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure these colds. Just rub it into
the chest and draw out the inflammation.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

This is a human city. Many a chauf'
feur carefully blankets his automobile
on every cold day.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30
Imnnrtant TO hnothara

True friends visit us in prosperity
only when invited. but in adversely
they come without invitation.--Th0-
ophrastus.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Texas proposes to have an onion
day. That will be q splendid day not
70 60 to the theater.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

The "diriplane" is the latest flying
machine. All of which goes to show
that there are devious ways Of break
ing a fellow mans neck.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

In some parts of Chicago people
continue to carry revolvers to dances.
We think we may, without showing
prejudice, say that it is not polite.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

l am not SO lost in photography as
to forget that words are the daugh-
tiers of earth and that things are the
sons OF heaven.-Samuel Johnson.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

America may have fewer areoplanes
than foreign nations but 1t has nice
lot Of records.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Nothing under the sun has done
more to help the fool killer earn his
salary than inordinate self-conceit.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30
Try This for Colds
Prescription Known for Results
Rather than Large Quantity.

Go TO your druggist and get Two
ounces of Glycerlne and half an ounce
OF Concentrated Pine compound. Nn1
these with half q pint OF good whisky.
fuls after each meal and at bed time.
Smaller doses to children according to
age" Any one can prepare this at
home. This is said to be tho quickest
cough and cold cure known to the
medical profession. Be sure to get only
the genuine (Globe) Concentrated Pine.
Each half ounce bottle comes in n tin
screw-top sealed case. II the druggist
Is out OF stock he will quickly get II
from his wholesale house. Don't fool
with uncertain mixtures. It Is risky.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
20 years ago. They regulate and invigor4
ate, stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, is made
of clean, sweet. health-giving Herbs.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDP
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

A pistol is too convenient a weapon
TOR passion.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

He is a wise man who knows II II
he cannot afford an automobile.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30
3 e
NIT FARM
AMMs,t M
A hot bed is handy.

Birds destroy weed seeds.
The beet root is about one eight
sugar.
Nearly one.hfth Of the area o
France is forest land.
This is the best time Of year fol
culling out the poor cows.
The person to run the incubator II
the first condition OF success.
Agriculture in Germany supports
about 100000 OF the population.
In one month caterpillar will eat
six thousand times its own weight IN
food.
Newly laid eggs need never become
shopworn. They're in too good de-
mand.
Don't buy seeds Just because they
are cheap and come in highly colored
packages.
Sheep seem to be able TO subsist on
the poorest land of South Americas
far,hest extremity.
Under no circumstances should the
beginner think that amy old eggs"
will do to learn on.
Pea vine hay, II properly sowed.
makes a most excellent forage for
sheep and stock cattle.
After the third month the calf will
begin to want extra water, and some
may be mixed with the milk.
The object should be to feed for
large and continuous milk flow. This
means both summer and winter.
II all the implements were cleaned
and painted last fall, great deal of
time will be saved when you must
get busy"
Pigs should have slop three times a
day, all they will clsan up, and 1T
tie corn morning and night. also given
on a clean floor.
About testing seeds, in most cases
your experiment station will gladly
test a sample of your seeds II you will
send II to them.
Those who treat their horses kind
~ can work the brood mares up to
the very day they foal their colts
without harming them.
Hens or chickens can never do
their best when confined in yards so
small that sufficient amount Of
green food cannot be grown.
Prominent breeders of geese claim
that there is at least 100 per cent
profit in them; more than twice as
much as there is In raising hogs.
Waste milk is now being profltably
used in Irish diaries, where 1t used to
be a nuisance. but is now made into
a fertilizer resembling bone ashes In
value.
Incubator very nicely, but unless you
have a number Of hens It Is hard to
get enough fresh eggs to fill a ma
chine
While the principal food Of the
goose is grass, and needs hardly any
thing else during spring and summer,
still 1t will eat any Of the farmers
grains.
Profitable "side-lines" for the cream
cry man are eggs and ice cream, to
say nothing Of buttermill1, the sweet
cream trade, caseln, hogs and other
lines Of profit.
You can test the terminating power
Of your seed after you buy It, which,
while It insures your not using It II It |
is untrustworthy, does not save you
the expense.
Be careful to remove all the how-
ers as soon as they begin to fade.
Leaves that show any decay should be
cut and burned. They are apt 10 en-
courage disease and malignant In
sects.
With automobiles coming into COM
mon use, the prices Of horses rose
from an average Of 1854 each in
1908 to S10S.19 a head in 1903. In
numbers the horses Of the United
States increased from 20,160.000 to
q. 100000.
The brooder should be large hGv-
ing not less than nine square feet Of
floor space. The work demanded Of
q brooder e not ezacting 90 with en-
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30
PLAN FOR SEED CORN HOUSE
Detailed instructions Given for Con-
struetlon Of Building to Be Set
on Concrete Piers.

The small seed corn house shown
in the accompanying diagrams should
be built at least 3 feet of the ground
and set on concrete piers. writes J..
Dwight Funk in the Breeders Gazette.
The building is 10 feet square and 10
feet from floor to square. There are
five rows Of piers feet apart and the
piers are 4 feet apart In the row.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take IAXATIVE BROYO OuinIne TabletR
Druggists refund money II IL falls to cure. n. w.
GROVES signature IL on each box. &c.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

Cleanliness is next to godliness.-
John Wesley.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

A one-sided argument never gets
very strenuous.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30
The BEGINNING,

Children learn to creep ere they can
learn to go.-Heywood.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

An odor of gasoline is de rigeur.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-03-30

The brOOder should be largeT hav-
ing not less than nine square feet Of
floor space. The work demanded Of
q brooder e not exacting - with en-
incubator. The heat and circulation
Of afr may vary q little without dam
sge. but they must not fail altogs -.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12


we are getting VI subscription"
began the lady who was carrying
around the paper. Her voice trembled
as she spoke. for the person she was
now bracing happened to be the richest
fellow in the community. She hoped
against hope that she would get some
thing fat from him
You arc getting M subscription p
echoed the millionaire, with a sweet
smile. I'm sure you'll be very sue.
cessful. And what can / dos"
Would you-could you"-she nearly
tainted at her assurance-'would you
p-p-put your name down on this paper
for h-h-hundred dollarsg-
There-it was done. He wouldn't
have missed thousand. but she was
pretty courageous to ask for as much
as she did. His gentle smile treasured
her.
"Will l put my name down for
hundred dollars?" said he why. my
dear young lady. don't charge that
amount for the use OF my name when
charity is the cause. I will put my
name down. of course. but not for
hundred dollars won't charge you
a cent for 1t. II is a slight service =
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
A Mi..ina Lat.

II Z ordinary care which Is taken
10y the japanese in their very exact
flower arrangements" is illustrated
by an incident related by Frederic s,
lsham, the author. He was present
at a demonstration in Kyoto OF the
art of placing flowers, leaves and
branches together in an artistic man
ner. At one point a little maid ap-
parently offended the master" deeply.
He spoke to her and ended by order
ing her to retire. She did so, prob
ably the most broken hearted girl in
kyoto, and the master proceeded TO
alter her work. The American, who
had seen nothing wrong, ventured to
ask what was the matter, whereupon
he was informed that she had placed
twelve leaves in a certain combina-
ton instead Of thirteen. Twelve, it
seems, was the right number 200
years ago, but thought, study, medita-
ton and prayer had led to the discov-
cry that not twelve, but thirteen, was
the correct number for the artistic
effect of that particular arrangement.
This may seem trifling alteration,
but it suggests Michelangelo's retort,
IN which he pointed out the relation
between tribes and perfection.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
The Female HouseHv.

A female house fly which has hiber-
mated in a dwelling house, or else
where, may produce In the spring, at
the lowest estimate, 100 eggs. Assum-
ing that one-half of these hatch as fe-
males. and allowing that the breeding
goes on without check for four months,
we have as the descendants of single
alternating individual 21455T 81 800
000O00,000.000 flies Now, a house fly
measures exactly one-fourth of an inch
in length; the distance around the
earth at the equator is said to be "a
500 miles. 1t would take. therefore,
3,6SS, $4,000 flies placed end TO end to
go around the world once. Using this
number as a denominator, and the
number Of flies produced in four
months from one mother as numer-
ator, we find she will give rise. in the
course of a summer, to enough flies
TO encircle the globe at the equator
5000 times and have plenty of progeny
to spare.-Professor +. l.. Washburn in
Popular Science Monthly.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
SNAPSHOTS

Pride goeth before a fall, but the
most humble boat that floats is
proved.
The fool is never so stingy with his
folly as the wise man is with his wis
dom.
It's pretty safe bet. that a man
has just as many friends as he de-
serves.
The good may die young, but, judg-
ing from the average small boy, it
must be when he is very, very young.
The fellow who marries for money
may discover that his wife, like his
food, is too rich to agree with him.
Constantinople was splendidly re-.
built by Austinianin 632. From TAG
to TAO it was desolated by the plague.
which claimed 200, 900 victims.
TARA house is a good investment.
whether you live in it, or rent it to 9TH
ers. We have some genuine bargains.
0oulo " Lee church Circle. adv
Constantine in 1928 removed to Con-
stantinople the seat of the Eastern
Empire, which ended in 1853, when
the city was captured by Moham-
med II.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
WHAT'S THE REASON ?
Many Annapolis People In Poor
Health Knowing The Cause.

There are scores of people who
drag out a miserable existence with
out realizing the cause of their suffer-
ing. Day after day they are racked
with backache and headache; suffer
from nervousness, dizziness, weak
ness, languor and depression. Likely
the kidneys have fallen behind in
their work of filtering the blood and
that is the root of the trouble. Look
to your kidneys, assist them in their
work-give them the help they need.
You can use no better remedy than
Doan's Kidney Pills-endorsed by
over one hundred thousand people, and
by your neighbors in Annapolis.
Mrs. Jennie Elliott, 125 King George
street, Annapolis, Md. says: ''Doan's
Kidney Pills did me world of good
and l recommend them highly to
everyone who is in need of a kidney
medicine. / was in bad shape with
kidney complaint. There were pains
through the small of my back and
often l felt dizzy and nervous, be-
ing obliged to grasp something to
keep from falling. Doan's Kidney
Pills, which / obtained at Green's
Drug Store, gave me entire relief,
restoring my kidneys to a normal
condition"
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan' 8
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12

There is more Catarrh in this section
OF the country than all other diseases
put together. and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
For great many years doctors pro-
nounced 1t local disease and prescib-
ed local remedies, and by constantly
failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has
proved cataTrh to be q constitutional
disease and Therefore requires consitu-
tlonal treatment. HALLS Oatarrh
Cure. manufactured by f. J. Cheney
q Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only con-
stitutional cure on the market. 1t is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to q teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. J. CHENEY Il 90.
Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Hall Family Pill for constipa-
ton
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
THE BEST OF READING.

Some exclusive features of next
Sundays New York World will be:
MY Most Thrilling Second" by a
famous detective; Happiness, by
Hetty Green's son; Jubilee Mes
sage" by CARDINAL Gibbons; New
York's animal Pawn Shop; how
Tears Are Out of Fashion," by DR..
Sarah j. McNutt; opinions of promi-
nent women on "New Marriage
Laws; Saturday Night Among
Members of the Downstairs 400" /;
words and music of "Put Your Arms
Around Me-" late song sensation.
These are but few of the "big
things" in the Magazine Section of
next Sundays New York World. Or
der your copy in advance.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
Test For stutterer.

A new method Of voice control was
tried by the lifelong sufferer. In a
few lessons the impeachment in speech
was overcome.
That's flne," said a candid friend.
~Now l wish you would take bit Of
advice. You talk all right today, but
just keep a watch on yourself and see
how you talk this time next week"
You're a wet blanket, all right"
Srowled the ex-stutterer. What's the
matter with next week."
"Well be in the full moon, then"
said his friend. ITS a fact that
everybody who has ever suffered
shutters worse when the moon is full
than at any other time. Until you
get so you can talk smoothly then you
can't count yourself really cured"
The man with hating speech took
notice, as advised, and found that
several full moons waned before he
could control his speech at that time.
New York Times.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
What Rhymes With Rabe2

a common English word for which
there is only one rhyme is babe
and it was Swinburne who used it
with exquisite appropriateness in "a
Rhyme"
Babe, IL rhyme be none
For that sweet small word
Babe, the sweetest one
Ever heard.
Right 1t is and meet
Rhyme should keep not true
Time with such sweet
Thing as you.
Love alone, with yearning
Heart for astrolabe,
Takes the suns height. burning
Ger the babe.
SILENCE" is another word beloved of
poets that has no rhyme. Mrs. Brown
ing went to the very limits of her pas
sion for assonance when she rhymed
1t with islands,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
Verifxinn His Statement

Old Mr.. and Mrs. Smiley were giving
their annual party, and Mr. Smiley
was making his usual speech.
For forty years have my good wife
and Travelled hand in hand down life's
thorny PATH" he said. "In all those
years not one single harsh, hasty, I'M
kind word has passed our lips. Isn't
that true, mother?"
Mother" had quietly fallen asleep
on the sofa, and as he laid his hand
caressingly on her shoulder she snorted
de6antly and said sharply:
Get up yourself and light the FIRE,
Sam. lit it last, and I'll see you far
enough before I'll do it this morning,
you oh, oh, I-I-why, 1 must have
dropped off to sleepw
"And 1 think you'd better have
stayed asleep, Lily" Kissed Samuel
into her ear.-London Tit-Bits.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
Severe.

A story is going the rounds at a
certain university regarding one Of the
sarcastic professors. who was recently
conducting an oral examination in a
very scientific study.
There was one student, handsome,
easy and self possessed, who appeared
to be utterly ignorant of the simplest
phases of the subject.
Professor W. put question after
question to him without receiving one
intelligent reply. Finally the student
said naively:
I'm very unfortunate, professor;
you never ask me anything know"
The professor said nothing, but
gravely tore off n tiny piece of paper
from a convenient pad.
Here, Mr. b." he said, handing it
to the student, write all you know
Take plenty of time-there's no hurry
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
Makes a Bad Cough Vanish
QuickIy--OT Money Back
The Quickest, svrest Cough Remedy
You Ever Used. Family Supply for
Soc. Saves You So.

You have never used anything which
takes hold Of q bad cough and conuuers it
so quickly as Pinex Cough Syrup. Gives
almost instant relief and usually stops the
most obstinate, deep-seated cough In "a
hours. Guaranteed to give prompt and
positive results even In Group and whoop-
Ing cough.
pinex is special and highly concen-
trated compound of Norway White Pine
extract, rich in guaiacol and other healing
pine elements. A 80 cent bottle makes q
pint-a family supply-of the best cough
remedy that money can buy, at saving of
&c. Simply mix with homemade sugar
syrup or strained honey, In pint bottle,
and IL Is ready for use. Easily prepared in
ADMINISTRATIONS In package.
Children like Pinex Cough Syrup-it
tastes good, and Is q prompt, safe remedy
for old or young. Stimulates the appetite
and Il slightly laxative-both good fea-
lures. A handy household medicine for
hoarseness, asthma, bronchitis, etc, and
unusually effective for incipient lung
troubles. Used in more homes in the q.
8. and Canada than any other cough
remedy.
Pinex has often been initiated, but never
successfully, for nothing else viii produce
the same results. The genuine Is guAran-
teed to give absolute satisfaction or money
refunded Certificate Of guarantee Is
wrapped In each package. Your druggist
has Pinex or viii gladly get &c for you II
not, send 60 The Pinex o., Ft. Wayne,
Ind.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
Oddities About Alphabets.

When the Portuguese first explored
Brazil they made great fun of the ma
tives of that country because they had
in their alphabet no f, or Ia peo-
pie, the invaders declared, without fe.
ley or rey-without faith. law or king.
The Mohawks, again, have no labials
and vowed it was absurd when the
missionaries tried to teach them TO
pronounce p and b. "for who.' said
they, "can speak with his mouth
shut ?"-Blackwcod's Magazine.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12
Tie Simple Answer.

A society man at a luncheon said OF
well known suffragist:
"She acccmplishes a great deal, but
some of her methods are not quite fair
A man once inquired of her husband:
"'Do you give your wife an allow
ance, or does she ask for money when
she wants it?
Both, was the simple answer"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-10-12

Yes" he said regretfully, I'm in n
tight corner My sweetheart is Wild on
the subject of germs and microbes,
and she insists that l must choose be-
tween her and my mustache. I'm to
lose one or the other"
lose the mustache, my boy"
THAT'S just the trouble. If you ever
saw me without 1t you'd pity my
haunting fear that when it's gone I'll
lose the girl too"