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The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-12-29

New York. Dec. 2s.-Two men
were killed and third badly hurt
when the wall OF tunnel under a
Brooklyn street caved in this morn
ing.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-12-29
THRONE ACCEPTS
REPUBLIC PLANS


resin, Dec. 2s.-The throne today
formally accepted the plan Of Yuan
shi Kai for a republic.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-12-29
1897 Panic Stopped
Great Beef Merper

Chlcaao. Dec. "a. Further details
of the proposed tsoo.ooe.eco beef
merxer. which vsr prevented ny fear
of ne panic % 1907 By New York
bankers. was told IN the trial Of meat
packers hero today by A. n. ysedcr,
Who was attorney for the parker~.
nov appcarsng a. q government wit
ro~x
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-12-29

London. Dec. 2s.-slr Francis
Alexander Campbell. aged 50. assist
ant under secretary to the foreign
Office. died today.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-12-29

81. Louis. Dec. es.-Roma Snyder
a well-known actress committed sui
eide In her room here today.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-12-29

Tripod. Dec. 7s.-Gencral Munir
rasha. commander Of the Turkish
forces here. died 10 hk camp today,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-11-10
IMMIGRANT MEETS
DEATH IN WRECK

G. +. Gunion, an immigrant
bolnd for Watson. MINI, was in
stantly killed and two other immi
grants and two trainmen sustained
slight injuries III a head-on colli-
sion bet cen a stock train, east
bound, and a westbOund freight
train at Bristol at $3.50 SUNDAY
morning. The fIeight was on the
main track and the stock train was
to take the siding AS the stock
train pulled in, a swtchman sig
nailed it to slow down. The wea-
her was foggy, and the engineer
understood the switchman S signal
to be come ahead He pulled in
al gOOu fate OF speed, ana Struck
the freight. The immigrant ear
was split in two and Carton was
instantly killed. The other two
immigrants suffered but slight
hurts. Engineer Phil Hughes of
the stock train suffered a crushed
hand, and a brakeman was struck
by flying boards and slightly hurt.
The track was cleared within an
hour and no delay to traffic was
experienced.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-11-10

have a number of lots in the
Nol invest Townsite Company and
the Main Park add tion that | can
sell at bargain, Nj. T. Woods
The Lacole Club will give its
secoud dancing party at Dyke
man hall On Monday evening.
November 18th. 1t is expected
that the attendance will be large.
,l F. ROsenberger went to Lem
mon Sunday night. being accom-
panied 10y Il. d. Ottman. OF Chi
cago who was on tour of IN
specton of the western country
with a view of investing in real
estate
Chas. Q. and Chas l.. Bachel-
Ter of Aberdeen, representa- g the
Dakota Mutual Lie Insurance
Company, were looking after tn
company's interests in this city
couple or three days the early part
of the week
Andrew J. Olin, Of Franklin.
Mimi. secretary aud treasurer of
the Grand Crossing Land 4 In
provement Company, spent two or
three days looking after the com
pany extensive holdings in Mo-
bridge the latter part of last week.
Mr. and Mrs. James Griffith re
turned early in the week from La
Crosse. Wis, where they went
sometime ago to see a brother of
Mr. Griffith, who was severely in
Jured in a railroad wreck. The
injured mon is recovering nicely
ard was completely out of danger
at the time of their return to do
bridge.
This section of the country was
visited by a couple Of inches of
snow last evening, and the atmos-
pherere was quite cold. Passengers
on the through trains from the
west repor that terrific blizzard
was in full progress yesterday in
the vicinity of Milestone and Round
up, Montana. The tempera
here was warmer this morning ard
since 10 O'Clock snow has been
falling quite rapidly.
Miss Nellie Sather, of this city,
continues to hold her position well
up near the top in the Aberdeen
American subscription contest a
few days days ago she held first
pl ce, but has since fell back to
third in the list, and at present
has 272 400 ciedits-only 5000
below the leading contestant.
MISS Sather stands a good chance
of winning first place, and in any
event she will doubtless be win
her of one of the best prizes. The
contest closes tomorrow.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-11-10

y few sheep-lined coats left at
the New Store
| have fine small residence for
sale cheap NJ T. Woods.
X. | hall came out from Aber-
deem TUESDAY to attend to bust
II IS matters.
The New Store has a complete
line Of ladies hand bags. They
are the latest.
Fort Donaldson, the well known
land owner, was in from his ranch
meas Glenham last Saturday.
Mrs. McCulloch, Of Bowdle. has
been the guest of Miss Lottie Nc
Caffery a couple of days this week
Your watches, clocks and jewel
ry will be repaired p omptly and
scientifically if left with Loveridge,
the jeweler.
Mrs. A. G. Dykeman returned
recently from an extended visit
with relatives and friends in Wis.
Ct nsin and Iowa.
See the great Austin food at the
Mascot Theater on Friday even
ing, November 18th. No change
in the price of admission.
Alex. W. Stow, county Judge of
Dewey county,, came in from Tim
ber Lake Tuesday evening to meet
Mrs. Stow, who was returning
from a visit east.
c. w. Boldt came in from Eagle
Butte Saturday evening and join
ed Mrs. Boldt in an over Sun
day visit at the home of the lat
ter's mother, Mrs. Agnes Olson.
Anyone wishing fresh milk can
lea e orders at the stores of the
Mercantile Company or
J +. Comstock & Company. Ten
cents a quart delivered. Running
& Becker.
F. Z. deMalignon returned
Tuesday from Atwater, Mimi,
where he has been for several
past closing out stock Of
hardware for j w. Harris, which
he latter named .entleman Sc
cured in a real estate transaction.
Mr.. deMalignon will again be
found behi d the eoun'e- in the
Harris Hardware companys store
n this city.
Will Manchester, who has held
he position of foreman III this Of
ice for the past yeal. left Monday
or his home at Long Prairie,
Mnn. where he will emain for
ime. His fathers heath has
)een rather poor for sometime,
md Wills assistante was required
It home. Will has a great many
riends in Mobridge whose best
wishes follow him.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-11-10
LOCAL NEWS AND COMMENT

New consignment Of fancy no.
tions at the New Store.
Try a bottle Of Boyd Corn
Care for those troublesome corns
Miss Emma Olson and Mrs. {.
w. Boldt were Aberdeen visitors
ednesday.
Just received a line Of new dress
shoes for winter at the New Store.
Correct fit guaranteed.
Roy Nicewonger arrived from
Roscoe Wednesday to spend a few
days among Mobr.dge friends.
Felix Blackcloud and John b.
Plenty, of Wakpala, were No
bridge visitors over Tuesday night.
\. F. Miles, Of Selby, was at
tending to matters OF a business
nature in the Bridge City on Tues
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. W. Nelson re.
turned the early part of tie week
from a sojourn Of several days in
the twin cities.
Remember that everything you
buy of Loveridge is guaranteed to
be 0. h. no matter how large or
how small the sale.
Mrs. j. + Drie-, at one time
resident of Moblidge, but now
living at Faith, was an arrival
Wednesday evening,
Conductor NJ. A. T ittle has re-
turned from an extended vacation
which was spent visiting with rel
atives and friends at various points
in the east
We are just receiving a nice
line of holiday goods. Come and
make your selections early and get
the benefit of the whole stock. J.
F. Loveridge.
Ii. w. Soike, the well known
Isabel station gent and all-around
hustler, was circulating among his
Mobridge friends last Friday even
ing and Saturday morning
Attorneys w. Nj. Potts and P.
G.. Morrison went to Timber Lake
Monday to attend the Dewey csun-
ty term of circuit court. This was
the new county's first term OF
court, and the jury eases were con-
tinued, only the court cases being
taken up.
; Mr.. Harry Hastings and Miss
A. b. Evans were united in mar
riage at Miles City on Wednesday,
November Sth. ,Ir. Hastings is a
railroad engineer and works west
of Mobridge. The newly married
coupe arrived in Mobridge last
evenin and will make their home
at the Mooridge House. The News
Joins their friends in extending
hearty congratulations and best
wishes for a long and happy mar
ried life.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1911-11-10

New line of overshoes at the
New Store
Wanted Place to keep horse
for the winter q. ! Treloar
Anton Runbeck visited with
friends at Bowman, North Dako-
ia, Sunday.
Have You seen those new toilet
waters and perfumes at Boyd 5
Drag Store!
Attorney w. \. Halle, of Aber-
deem, was a Mobridge professional
visitor last Saturday.
y new time-card went into eff.
feet last Sunday, there being only
one change-that being train No.
s. which now leaves for the east at
2:30 p. m. instead of 4;l0.
Moving ! ictureS of the great
Austin food will be produced at
the Mascot Theater on Friday
evening, November 18th. No
change in the price of admission
j. II. Mclaughlin. the Wakpala
merchant, and T. Il. Watkins,
district farmer at Oak Greek sub.
agency were Mohridge visitors
Sunday evening and Monday fore
neon.
Ice has been running quite free
ly in the Missouri river COR the
past week, and the ferry boat at
this place has been taken up for
the winter. The river will likely
freeze over within a couple of
weeks.
Fird Olson, a druggist from Ar
mour, this state, visited few
days with friends and relatives in
this city during the past week and
left for Fort Worth, Texas, on a
visit, being accompanied from
Aberdeen by a brother wife. who
goes to Dallas, Texas, for a visit.
With the edition of last week.
Joseph p. Parker assumed charge
of the MObridge News. Mrs. Dell
Nj. Wright, who has been guiding
its destinies for sometime. will
sake IA wellearned rest. Mr.. Par
ker founded the Mcintosh Chief
and published it until q short time
ago, when he sold it. His deci-
sion to continue in South Dakota
newspaper work is pleasing to the
newspaper bunch in the state. -
Ape. deem News.
a very enjoyable dancing party
was quite largely attended at
Dykeman, IS hall last Friday even
m, the affair having been gotten
up for the benefit of Mr.. Kim
ball, who has been rather unfor-
innate of late. He was laid up
with an injured hand the or, ater
part Of the summer, and after he
vas able to go to work he has
Deen unable to secure permanent
employment. i,is friends availed
themselves of this opportunity OF
erdin- him their assistance.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Momiral 1ogo uno General Nogi
moQen Sen Ser. 5taaten einen 8eiud
abltatter. Scum fann u1ier @uBbeli
@obion Sic gelbe @efabr iid in mod
lter Nabe beieben.,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Ger Brina non Bales fommt nidt
nab Amerifa. 8ermltblid bat er on
ienen unierer 2anosleute mebr als &C.
mug, Sic iid gum 9ofe bon ct. Sames
ordngten.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

moroen Bel benz einige iii9 Die Breife
erobern uno &unoerte ruinirt rDer-
oen. Darum 1T mobl Ser Mabnruf
Don Motben: Midt gu fdneI! Nad
Ser @0be ia, init feitem, aber nidM gu
baltigem 5dritt. @enn mir etn 9aus
bal1en mollen, miiillen mir au6 3iegel
nm 3iegel crit berbeitragen - 10 iol-
len mir aud uniern @rfolg nno oumit
unler @lud aufbauen! Nidt I'M Sc
.oanfen an sic 3ufunft sic @egen1part
pergeHen, ni6t einem 3ufunfts-
traum oas 8ebagen i'm 6amilienfreile
opfern. uno oa baben Sic 5rauen Ole
ld0nite Miiiion, inoem iie nidt 6urd
erbobte Jor0erlmgen un0 Nniprude
an Sic Sbrigen 0ie 9ait Ser Mrbeit
uno oes Sdaffens nod permebren,
lon0ern perlu9en als Miitter, @atti-
nen ooer Sdmeitern sen uberflutben=
SEN gbrgei5 ooer un5ufrieoenes 8or=
martsordngen, na9 M0gli6feit ein=
5u0ammen.
2ieber auf Elm neues @leio, Elm
gergnugen ooer ionit einen @unid
per5idten, als Die Sbrigen nod mebr
5u belaiten.
gs funn nitt Sober reid mie &ode-
fener ooer beriibmt lein, aber Sober
fann our6 3ufrieoenbeit gliidlid mer=
Sen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Mudy oas @etteramt ion iett I'M,
ter uft meroen. @inDeritnnoen. ssh
mo1en einmal ieben, mer oie Sduli
0aran tragt, oaB in oieiem Sabre 0if
@unostage nod Sem Monat Mai Der
legt mi1r0en.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03
&inber-S pa5iergange.

Muf oem 2anoe un0 in fleineren
5tGoten iinb ben &tnoern Ser @enuB
iriider 2uft uno ser 8emegung I'M
Jreien in 5medmdbigiter @eiie gebo=
ten. Sic bleiben i'm 9of uno @arten
uno pertreiben li6 Sic 3eit NIT aIer=
lei spielen. Sn Ser @roBitaot mug
man Sic ainoer ipa5ieren fubren,
oenn sic StraBen lino fir iie tein
ri6tiger Aufentbolt. N1r lolde gl-
tern, Sic iih Inn Sic gr3iebung ibrer
4inoer nift fimmern f0nnen ooer
audJ nidt ftuiimmern moae11, laiien tie
unbeaufidtigt in 5meifelbafter Sc Ell
i9aft Dor SEM @auie ipielen.
spa5iergange iino gewiB nibli6,
in0em lie Sen 4inbern BEN @enuB fri
lder 2uft erm0gliden, aber Tie baben
au6 ibre Sdnttenieiten. Die &lei-
men leioen auf ibnen unter Sem
3mang oft porgeidrieben @egem,
itets int glei6en Sdritt 5u geben.
Sic langmeilen iih uno mer0en per-
ltimmt. unterbalten lie ii4 babel
nit gr1padienen, Sic lie beaufidtt=
gen, 10 lit oas auf Sic 3auer aud
ni9t BON gortbeil, neil oas @in0 0as
8e6iirfniB bat, nit gleidultrigen @e=
noiien gu ipielen. Man muB 6arum
na9 M0glidfeit beitrebt ietn, oie
&leinen auf @ieien uno 5pielplabe
gu fiibren, 100 fie iid austummeln
fDnnen.
@erfebrt lit es audi, Ste iiingeren
&inoer an Musflugen @rmadiener
tbeilnebmen 81 laiien, menn oieie nit
langeren Mdriben perfnipft iino.
Ser iunge a0rper lit mobl elaitii6,
9aufen, Springen bereiten SEM &inoe
Sreu6e, aber Sic 8emegungen oirfen
nidt 81 lange anbalten; es miiiien
oa5miihen INNER fur5e Hubepaulen
eingeldultet meroen. 9as thut ous
&tno Don ielbit, menn man es fret
ipielen laBt. @enn a6er auf ei1em
Mu5flug obne ltnter6refung itun0en=
lang porwarts gegangen miro, 10
pertrdgt ser finoli6e Srgunismus
oieie Musfelar6eit nidt; es feblt
ibm nod Sic Mus0auer. 1ie 5olge
lolder Musflige lit MN, BOB Sic
&leinen ermiioet meroen un0 bonn
Nusflug eridopft beimfebren. Giele
unfabigfeit ser &inoer 5u 3auergdn=
gen tit nod I'M eriten idulpflidtigen
Sitter D%orbun0en, un6 erfubrene 2eb=
rer mtiien uobl, 0aB Sic 5duler uno
S6mlerinnen nod am Wontag unter
oen Strupa5en Ser lonntdgli9en 6a=
milieuausfliige leiben.
Sen 4in0ern miilien Sic Mutter
idon Elm Spfer bringen. @olen lie
melt auBerbalb SEN Counting perbrin=
gen, 10 miiiien lie einen lan0lifer
@arten ausiuden, BEN tie pielleidt
nit ether Sabrgelegenbeit erreiden,
sort ldngere 3eit bleiben uno sic
!&inoer auf spielpldben berumtum=
meln laiien.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Grit 6urd Sic unablaiiige Sbmig:
Felt oes Suiti50epartements uniere,
&egierung erbalten mir nad unb mad
einel1 8egriff oapon, mie piele Sruits
eigentlih nit unierer Muspliin0erune
beldGftigt ii11o.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

grlaubt @uren Nieren- uno 8ln<
Ien-8eidmeroen nift, iih iiber Sen
gereib Ser Meoi5in binnus 5u ent-
midcIn. Nebmt Jolep Nieren=Biaen.
sic bringen raid Reiultate ur1o itenen
l1nregelmdBigfeiten nit eritnunlider
@e11nuigfeit Elm. Maolitor Drug So.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03
CASTORIA
fur sauglinge und Kinder
Bic Sarte, Die hr lnmer Gekauft taJ
,.:s @:. q. "a. &NMzNz1

Sic 0umenfuBe meroer GROCER. go
bebaupten 8oitoner 5dubfabrifanten.
9us bdngt offenbar nit ser Nooe 3u-
Iammen> BERN Sic min5igen 6iiB9en
fonnten unm0gli@ gu Sen Nielenbite,r
paflen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03
Gtermt&nMpptn.

II ~ TE sFNsS Aa%SEmS -
&ter1tt@ (
Ger Rrin3 bon Bales fomm nidt
nab Mmerifn. 8ermutblid bat er on
ienen unierer 2anosleute ntebr als ge-
mug, sic ii9 gum 9ofe bon ct. San1es
ordngten.
MomiraI Togo uno General Mogi
molen Sen Ser. 5taaten einen 8eiud)
~abitatten. Nun fann unier @uBbelb
&obion sic gelbe @efabr iid in nad-
tier Nabe beieben..
G.
Inter Offenber5igfeit beriteben
mande 6rauen, Ste Seller ibrer
6reunoinnen obne l1midmeife 5u ge-
iteben.
Gin Mpiatifer, ser auf einen 9eu-
1dober ~itiir5te, blieb oaour9 Dor oem
8eroerben bepabrt. Man ion 9eu
MAIDEN, menn sic 5onne i9eint. limo
fliegen, menn 9eu gemadt miro.
g
9ie teranil9en Yrpbibitionilten bn=
ben iib gu frIb un6 umionit gefreut.
Au6 inn Staate oes einiamen Sterns
beiBt es iebt: @er 5uleBt ladt, ladt
am beiten.
O.
Die Wiiiourier mouen Elm &apitoI
obne ieomeoen @rabi9 bauen. 0as
LIT elm gliidlider @eoanfe, ,6enn Sen
8au f0nnten lie fir @elo ieben laiien.
g
Mud Sic Sbatiafe, oab BEL oen
Seem Dorfer 6lottenman0pern beioe
Earteien al5 Sieger berporgingen,
mug auf oas &onto ser unbegren5ten
M0glibfeiten gei6rieben peroen.
o
Sic Anfinoigung Or. Goots, er
meroe oemnd9it mieoer auf Sic 5u9e
nod Sem Noropol geben, miro Sic &o=
penbagener l1niperittdt CUR @errid=
tung Ser 8anfetttafel idmerli9 Der
anlnfien.
g.
Die iungen Mdnner BON beute iino
10 un5uperlGllig. Gor Ser 9o65eit
periprehen lie Elm Mutomobtl uno
na6ber MAIDEN Tie Sdmierigfeiten,
men1 Tie einen &inoertpagen faufen
lonen.
g.
Grit our9 Sic unabldiiige Ebdtig=
felt oes Suiti50epartements unierer
&egierung erbalten mir nad uno mad
einen 8egriff oapon, mie piele gruits
eigentlih nit unierer Musplun0erune
beidaftigt iim0.
g.
Mud oas @etteramt ion iest un=
terludt meroen. @inDeritunoen. 8ir
moaen einmal ieben, mer oie Sdulo
0aran tragt, oaB in oieiem Sabre Sic
9%unostage nod Sem Monat Mai Der
legt murOen.
g
7os Centrum ser 8epolferung be=
fin0et iid befanntli6 in Sn0iana, inns
5dur genan genolnmen nltf ser Jarm
0es oeutiden 2anbmannes 5dnaible.
@er MID iett nod oarmn 5meifeln,
oaB oas 2eutidtbum Sen &ernpunf1
Ser Ser. Staaten biloet?
g
Sn Berlin, 10 beridtet oas aabel,
berri1t cine mabre 8ado englu Die
lit ieoenfaQs eigens CUR 8egriiBung
Ser amerifnnii9en 81dermeiiter ar
rangiert mor0en.
Ser neue &riegsmtniiter bot Iif
nam beriibmtem Muiter auf eine
ausgeoebnte 9ienitreiie begeben. 9as
4riegsminiiterium lit gliidlibermeiie
langIt oaran gemobnt, aus meite1
Ierne geleitet 5u merOen.
e.
gs mag immerbin 5meifelbaft fem.
Oh cas englilde @erriherbaus mirf-
lidJ pom &onige 9opi0 abitammt,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Gin Mpiatifer, ser auf einen &el1-
idober ~itiir3te, blieb 0a0urb Dor DEM
8eroerben bemabrt. Man ion 9eu
MAIDEN, menn sic 5onne ideint. uno
fliegen, penn Seu gemadt miro.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Inter Offenber5igfeit beriteben
mande Jrauen, Ste Seller ibrer
5reunoinnen obne umidmeife 5u &C.
lteben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1911-08-03

Die teranii4en Yrobibitioniiten ia.
ben iib gu fritz unD umlonit gefreut
Muh I'M Staate oes einiamen Sterns
beiBt es iebt: @er 5ulest ladt, lad'
am beiten.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22

There is widespread idea that
Washington is depopulated city
during the summer. It's normal
population is over three hundred
thousand, and it is probable that
the summer population of 1911. ow.
ing to the fact that Congress lie in
session. is not less than this number
Washington has become a great
center for conventions, whether re-
llgious, industrial. social or what
not. They come here in great mum
bers and there is of course no city
on this side of the globe where visit
ors can see as much or enjoy them
selves as well as at the capital. The
railroads bring large numbers Of
excursionists to the city in the sum
mer-people who are on their way
to the seashore and who are glad to
avail themselves of an opportunity
to see the national capital at a mini
mum expense. Fully Is per cent o.
the resident population remain
here through the summer months
and those who take it for granted
that Washington is dull at this sea
son are mistaken.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
: DIAGNOSING A JOKE.
Il Seemed Easy at First, bat the Case
Proved Hopeless.

Il Seemed Easy at First but the Ease
Proved Hopeless.
The name of the author OF the fol-
lowing story is better known for poet
~ than prose- However, here Is what
s. e. Kiser perpetrated at conven-
ton of American humorists:
Paw and nav were sitting IN the
sitting room one evening. and pretty
soon paw began to Ian.
"What's wrong?" NAV asst
"This is one of the best Joaks ever
saw" paw says.
T,issen and I'll read 1t to you: Why
is the mistake of dockter not as bad
as that of dentust? Do you known
paw asst.
"No," NAV told him.
"Becoz," paw red. lone nils SIX reeS
and the other fills an aker."
How do they do thatT nav asst.
Becoz they made A mistake" paw
ansered
(which does?" NAV says.
"Both of Them" paw told her.
.arhat's why the mistake Of the dock
yer 1ZZcnC as bdU as thS NSASSS.
"Why not" says nav.
"The .dockter only fills Six feat"
paw told her. land the dentust fills An
aker."
III don't understand About the feat,
nav sed. why does he Fill six OF
them and what does he fill them
withT' Paw began to look kind OF
CLASSY out of his eyes, and he Red the
joak again to himself So he would be
sure he Didn't make emmy mistake.
Then he says:
"Why, you see, If dockter would
make q. mistake II mite be fatle, and
so he would Eli six feat of earth with
a man, because the man would Be
about six feat tall, you no."
"I don't see mulch to laugh bout
such a joak," NAV told him. MAY
be It intent be man at all. Or ne
mite be short"
ooh, WELL" paw says, "they just pre-
tend He would be six footer so as
to Make It come In with the aker"
"Why do they want to do thatT
nav asst.
That's the joak," paw says.
(which ISL" NAV told him.
"Why, the aker," paw ansered
"Where are they emmy Joak about
thatr' nav asst.
1.-THE dentust ILLS It, you no." paw
sed, but he Didn't SEINE to be very sure
about It BY that time.
eyes," nav says. but you red that
he made A mistake"
"Don't you know what an aker is2'
paw asst. "A tooth that You oil Is an
aker, and They have akers Of ground.
"But where does the mistake come
MP nav sed.
"Why, he Fills the rong one" paw
answered, Wiping his forrid and kind
of looking Around like II he was try
ing to see II the escape was all cut on
"Well, then. how does He ill the
aker," nav asst, III the tooth he Fills
Is the rong one And duzzent ake?"
Then paw got up and tore the AL
mannick In two and Threw It in the
waist basket and sed:
''They are no use Trying to bring
emmy sunshine into This family. Let's
drop the subject. The man that rote
the joak Was a fool and the one that
! printed 1t was worse one, but I'm not
going to rong Either one OF them BY
unjust suspishens. Mebby they didn'i
every try to tell it To woman.
New York Post.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
he Ate the Hay.

There are still some mighty eaters
left. Not long ago Berlin market
porter undertook for a wager to put
away at one sitting six mutton chops,
twelve eggs, goose, duck, six
pounds Of potatoes and twenty-five
pounds Of hay. Difficulties were antic-
ipated with the last course, and large
sums were laid against the accom-,
plishment of the feat. The ingenious
porter solved the difficulty by calling
for a cigarette after he had finished
the duck. He then set light to the
hay, pounded the ashes up with the
potatoes and swallowed the lot. Aft
er heated discussion the referee de-
clarsd him the winner.-London Globe.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1911-06-22
PASSED By ASSEMBLY
Measure Providing State Sub
sidy For County Institu-
tions Assured Passage

Madison, Wis. June 9th, The as
sembly has passed the Youmans bill
which gives coun ties the power to
erect county sanatoria for the care
of consumptives, and which pro-
vides state aid for such institutes at
the rate of SO per week per patient.
Gov. McGovern has, in telegram
to the Fond du Lac county board,
signified his intention of signing the
bill when it reaches him, and in
fiuential members of the senate have
announced that there will be no op-
position to the bill in that body.
Fond du lac and Douglas counties
have appropriated money for such
institutions, and other counties il
the state are expected TO do likewise
at their next meetings.