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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Through the courtesy Of the REPuBLicAS this
srsce is reserved for the W c, r. Y. II is edited
b, its representatives. who are responsible for
all statements which appear in its columns,
-watchwords: Organize, Educate
Agitate Wet q Principles; Total Abstinence,
Prohibition Of The liquor traffic: one standard OF
morals for men aud women: Home protection;
E1nal suffrage, and the teaching of sciehtihe
Tr,pperanre IN the public schools.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

HAY Fever, Asthma and Summer Colds
Must be relieved quickly and Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound will do it.
T., NJ. Stewart, 1924 Wolfram ST., Chica-
90, writes: II have heen greatly troubled
during the hot summer months with Hay
Fever and find that by using Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound l get great
relief" MANY others who suffer similar
ly will be glad TO benefit by MIR. Stew
arts experieuce. Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31
Tle astoria Centennial.
My Dear POr;
Avg. II, 1911

NVg. IT, 1911
My Dear Por:
have not heard from you this
week. What Is The matter? hope
You are not sick. would have writ
ten you q lew lines before this but
kept ,hinking / would surely get o
letter from you ''toaay anyway" but
none yet. You must not neglect us
SO again for it seems SO long between
lstters when you do not write often.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31
Saloons Open on Election Day.

The following is a correct copy OF Sec
ton Tll6 of the Revised Statutes of the
State of Missouri for 1900:
ANY person having a license as a dram
shoy keeper, who shall keep open such
drA,rshop, or shall sell, give away, or
otherwise dispose OF, or suffer the same
t. he done, upon or about his premises,
any Intoxicating liquors, in any quaint
ties, OH the first day of the week, com.
monty called Sunday, or upon the day OF
any general election i'll this state, or up
on any county, city, town or municipal
election day, or upon any county, city,
or municipal primary election day. when
sad primary shall have been ordered
ty the legally constituted authority or
authorities of any political party III s1ch
county. city, town or municipality, pro-
ylded, TIL such political party snail
have cast rs much as twenty per cent OF
tue total vote ca II at the preceding Seler-
al election III said county, city, town or
municipality, or between the our OF
one O'Clock a. M. and i've O'Clock a, III
snail, upon conviction thereof, be pun
,,llei hv A fine not les, thln fifty nor
niote than two hundred dollars, shall
forfeit such license, and shall not again
he allowed TO oht in Il license to keep a
,lrainshop ior the term OF two years next
thereafter.
/, sill be noted that this statute for
bids kcvlius open a drainshop upon
the day of any general election in this
state, 4, we'll as upon the days OF city,
couuty, aud primary clcctiyns.
Ca Aulnet !. All election was held III
'Aia s''' 'o"'t"'e whether VI no' "o"'S
should be issued TOR the rebuilding OF the
Cap;,u, a, 7, II. rson Cav. tn. polls were
,a, ,, AGAR, ,,,I,u, ,,l,c,. j., ,he STAT.
'P>' iS
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

A child that has intestinal worms is
handle pped in its growth. A few doses
OF WAITE 5 CREAM NERMIFUGE
DESTROYS and expels worms; the child
Immediately improves and thrives WON
derful!v. Price 25c per bottle. Sold by
Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Constipation is the starting point for
many serious diseases. To be healthy
keep the bowels active and regular.
HERBINE will remove all accumulat,ops
in the bowels aud put the system in
prime condition. Price SOC. Sold by
Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

grand style yesterday afternoon.
There was a parade a mile long Of
floats. soldiers-the Ore. National
Guards and the Navy boys off the
s.Boston" also those from the II
Torpedo boats in the Harbor, Auto
mobiles, carriages and the Fire Opt.
After the parade marched thro tie
streets down town they went to the
Centennial grounds where the OPEN
ing exercises took place. The Stad-
ium is an open air arrangement; the
seats built in around the hillside.
II seats $500. The stage is of ma
ture earth with enough pine trees left
for decoration back of that is the
grandstand for the wonderful Ellery's
band which is just over from England
where they played at the coronation
of the King and Queen. In front of
the band sat the speakers OF the day
and some of the Army and Navy Of
ficers and the yakima Indians
were around to one side dressed in
their regalia OF fine blankets and bead
ed costumes and furs. We got there
in time to hear the bell ring which
was rung by President Taft at the
White House announcing the opening
OF the Centennial. He was represent
ed by John Barrett. ex-Minister to
Siam. He made a fine speech.
Then the Gov. of the State Of Oregon
made a short speech and formally an
nounced the Centennial opened.
We strolled around the grounds after
that and took in the exhibits bldg.
and the fisheries bldg. and viewed
the beautiful scenery OF the sur
rounding country. Wish you could
have been here, | think YOU would
have enjoyed it. The weather is not
very good nov Cloudy and cold
and misty. Today is a little better
tho and | do hope it will clear up.
the big event comes OF.
The play The Bridge of The Gods"
II is an Indian Romance of early
days. We are going to take it in.
We stayed at home last night and
the fireworks from the front
porch. They were fine. This after
noon thcre will be some sort of par
and we are going down and go
aboard n of the Torpedo boats.
Luther met one of the Officers on one
the boats and he is going to show
around. Tomorrow is a big par
OF the HIS and Sunday their
Big Clambake at Seaside. We eX-
Jcct II take that in.
! had a noe from Walton today.
He is coming over the fist Of Sept.
He doesn't get his vacation until
hen. The board OF equalization is
meeting now and he cant get away,
He says stella and Virginia wo" t
come as he is coming on business.
Write to us soon ard tell us what
you are doing. How are all the
Have sam and Louise come
back yet? And how about Jim?
Love t. all from
ID. & D..
The above description of the Astor-
ia Centennial was written by Miss
Della McNair to her father, and as
our readers could not be present, We
present it as the next best. MIR. Nc
Nair says they are having fine We. tn
er up in Oregon, and he has a fine
garden and al kinds OF vegetables.
SO there will be no danger OF starry; .
ton. The complete failure of gar
dens, as we have it in Versailles this
year, is a serious loss. and is kcen!y
ttlt by every citizen, but ali are look
Ing forward for big CROPS next year.
>AAk1AA4AAA
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Sallow complexion comes from bilious
impurities in the blood and the fault lies
with the liver and bowels:--they are tor
pid. The medicine that gives results in
such cases is HERpINE, 1t is q fine
liver stimulant and bowel regulator.
Price SOC, Sold by Globe Drug Store,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Foley Kidney Pills will check the pro-
gress of Your kidney and bladder trouble.
and heal by removing the cause. Try
them. Globe Drug store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Some people go around missing trains
inst because it gives them a chance to
boast of their observation-disclosures.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

The degree of your a~inbition-the
power Of vour determination are forces
" .,cl, on Can only translate by work
and works.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

We believe what we behold-we have
no scales OH which to weigh dreams.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31
Attack ike Tigers.

In fighting to keep the blood pure the
white corpuscles attack disease germs
like tigers. But often germs multiply so
fast the little fighters are. overcome.
Then see pjmples, boils, eczema, salt
rheum and sores multiply and strength
and appetite fail. This condition de
mands Electric Ritters to regulate
stomach, liver and kidneys and to expel
poisolIs from the blood. They are the
best blood PURIFIER writes {. T. Bud
aim. OF Tracy, Calf, ~ have ever
found" They make rich red blood,
strong nerves and build up your health
Try them. 5jc at kardell Drug Co.
You may be capable Of fulfilling far
more important duties than your present
assignment, but we can't tell thai AVID
W. won t listen when You tell it, so we
must both wait until time speaks the
I nth.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Teething babies always have a hard
time OF it when this process occurs in hot
weather. They not only have to contend
with painful gums but the stomach is
disordered, bowels loose and the body
uncomfortable. The best help you can
give the little sufferer is MCGEE'S BABY
ELIXIR. II corrects sour stomach,
cools and quiets the bowels and helps di-
gestion. Price CSC and Soc per bottle.
Sold by Globe Drug Store.
We often have wondered what psyche
logical impulse tells ON women when
to laugh at the theatre.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Even the X ray can't tell what's hid.
den in your head and heart.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31
Thirty Years Together.

Thirty years of association-think Of it.
How the merit Of a good thing stands
out in that tine-or the wortlllessneSs ,f
a bad one. So there's no guess woik ii
this evidence of Thos. Ariss, Concord,
Mich, who writes; 81 have used Dr..
Kings New Discovery for 80 years, and
its the best cough and cold cure | ever
used" Once it finds entrance in a home
YOU can't pry it out, Many families
have nsc6 it forty wears. It's the mot
inialihie tn,oat and lung medicine on.
earth. ~unequaled for lagrippe, asthma,
hay ever Group, quinsy or sore lungs,
Price SIC. Fl o.. Trial hottie iree.I
Guaranteed by kerdell Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Singular, isn't it, how trouble plural
ICES!
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

If you're a bigger man than we think
you, your steady growth will prove it
If you're more capable than we have
judged you, your record will force us 10
correct orr estimate.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

10 not allow your kidney and bladn.S
trouble 10 develop beyond the reach If,
medicine. Take Foley Kidney Pills. I
They give quick results aud stop irregu.l
%laIi,ics with surprising ~promptuess.l
Globe Drug Store, L
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

A man who is under 20 or over 40 finds
it hard to understand why there should
be anything but soubrettes on the stage.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

Obligations are seldom if ever one
sided.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

We grade aud sort men by Their
achierelnents-we measure them l.,
their deeds.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-08-31

and works.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06

tained him DO stay to see her
she urged; she is entertaining a
good deal this year. and one Of the
invitations you are going to accept
l want to come from her"
So Markham adjusted his crayat
and patiently remained.
Mrs. Paysan entered the room Ike
n fresh breeze
My dear" she exclaimed. how
fortunate to ind you at home, And
Mr. Markham, too whom | had the
pleasure Of meeting Just once for
about three minutes. But assure
you those three minutes were among
the pleasantest In my life. Geraldine,
you simply must bring Mr.. Markham
20 the little dinner | am giving on
the 10th I've invited some awfully
clever people. and your husband Will
be just In his element Promise me.
MIR Markham. you will let Geraldine
bring you"
q shall be charmed" WilfrId Mark.
ham snid.
After the visitor had gone Wilfrld
quite surprised his wife by the inter
est he showed. What a remarkably
pretty woman she is" he remarked.
several times. Il don't think | have
ever seen much sweeter face or
manner. What n fool Harry Paysan
must have been to let her go out Of
his life"
Geraldine smiled to herself at the
thought OF her husbands lack Of
worldly wisdom. but she said nothing.
To have him consent to go out with
her for a whole week was quite
enough.
WIlfrid had unmistakable charm
she knew, and psople would be apt
10 make rather suss over him once
they got the chance.
on the morning OF the twenty.
ninth new evening suit arrived for
Mr.. Markham.
my other one looked so old-fash.
toned" he explained to Geraldine,
that felt 1t would really be dlsrs-
rpectful to Mrs. Paysan."
The dinner proved great success.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
MADE BANK ACCOUNT GOOD
Why Uncle Reuben Could Not Meet
Debt He Acknowledged as
an Obligation.

Uncle Reuben, the village white
washer and man OF all work, was a
frequent borrower OF small sums from
his neighbor. Colonel Arkwright,
and as rule he repaid these little
debts at the appointed time, but on
ono occasion, when he had been &C.
commodated with n loan OF two dol.
lars and a half. which he promised
TO return in a few days, he allowed
two or three weeks to pass without
making any mention Of his indebted.
ness. and. in fact, seemed to avoid
his creditors. But one morning the
colonel Unexpectedly encountered him
a. the postoiilce
Hello Uncle Rubo' Didn't you
borrow little money from mo sew.
cruj weeks ngo?"
bats right, cunncl." said the old
mHu 81 sholy did"
You told me you'd pay It back in
th."a or four days. Have YOU had
had pck?"
SO. sub. responded Uncle Reuben.
81. rull you how II was. cunnel |
lacked ics' two dollahs an n half o.
hmu' ton dollars TO put in de savn's
bank, an used It TO- dat. rlrs all
rs.', nunucl won't fo'git IT,
\ .h.s Companion
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
ECZEMA T0RTURES
INSTANTLY RELIEVED
Cured by an External Treatment

You are remarkably fortunate II you
are without some skin trouble. 1t may
be only pimples or blackheads, or
chapped hands, or the accidental sore,
cut, scald, burn or boil, or the car
buncle or felon. or perhaps the more
serious diseases OF eczema. herpes,
erythemn, seborrhoca, or psoriasis. or
infamed piles, or some common irrita-
ton OF the skin. There is one stand
ard sovereign remedy within your
ready reach, and which you can pur.
chase at any druggists. II is Resinol
Ointment put up in screw.top opal
containers, selling at Fifty cents and
a dollar, according to size. 1t is ever
ready for use, and as easy to apply as
cold cream or yaselne. Thousands OF
physicians enthusiastically prescribe
Resiuol Ointment, and hundreds OF
thousands Of families depend upon 1t,
and are never without it. Resnol
Soap Is a chemically pure toilet soap
OF the highest grade. II contains IN
modified form the same medication as
'''''"'' ''''.'''-'''' anu ." '''"n''''''N
as a preventive for many skin
troubles, including blackhcads chap
ped hands and pimplcs. There Is moth
ing better for the cleansing Of the
scalp and shampoOing 1t prevents tho
falling out Of the hair 1t is the In
fants soap. par excellence. keeping
the skin sweet and healthy and pre-
venting many Of the troubles which 80
often attack the delicate skin Of tho
child. You viii find the Resinol Olnt-
ment and Soap at all druggists,
Resiuul Chemical CO.. Baltimore Md.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06

Just think, have a dinner every
night this week. and three luncheous
for Saturday"
Geraldine Markham turned around
from her secretary to view the effect
of her words on her husband
But all that Wilfrid Markham said
and that without looking up from
his paper-wRs:
81 am afraid, Geraldine. you may
find that third luncheon something OF
an effort"
You don't take the slightest inter.
est In anything I do" Geraldine con.
tinued pettshly, ignoring the sar,
Casm
Because you do such stupid things"
retorted her husband
TITS stupid Of You 10 say such
things when, from utter lack OF cx.
pericnce, you don't know whether
what do IS interesting or not. II
you'd go about with me. even IL only
for week, then your Judgment might
be worth something But no; all that
counts with you is comfortable
chair. cigar and an old book | do
so wish at times you were Il little
more like other men
Wilfrid Markham looked up Ills
wife was very young and very pretty
aud well, perhaps the shoe fitted
him rather we'll
81 don't want to be dIsagroeablo.
Geraldine" he said. so II you wish
you may accept the next batch of in
vitations for me for whole week "
The Markhams had been married.
ms Geraldine had put It with that
down.droop OF her pretty mouth, "A
whole long yoar!" Aud they were
beginning to pun in different direc.
tions.
But now ut these last words Of
her husband, the year seemed 70
Geraldine n much shorter time
THAT is bully Of Wilfrid." she
thought. and then she bent over his
chair and kissed him
I'm promise some time this winter
10 read three Of the fattest books you
can pick out" Geraldine said by
way CT exchange
Just then the maid announced Mrs
Henry Paysan
Wilfrid Markham prepared to
make his escape. but his wife de-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
a Chamols Trail.

An interesting sight is TO be seen
each day at noon at Grindewald In
the Alps, when there is rush OF Wis.
itors to the telescopes to observe
"chamois trail" says Harper's Week.
~.
Promptly each day. Mt the hour
mentioned. there may be seen a herd
OF from twenty to thirty chamola
passing in Indian file up the yawning
abysses of the precipitous Metten.
berg rocks, separating two glaciers,
the male animals leading the way the
the king of the herd keeping twenty
yards in advance and on the watch.
At the bottom of the Mettenberg,
where the slope is freed from snow,
the chamois find meager subsistence
when their usual feeding grounds are
under snow. The channels descend on
their feeding grounds at dawn. when
there is little likelihood OF avalanches,
and return to their haunts at an hour
when avalanches have already fallen
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
Harm In Too Much Exercise.


Or lawrasou Brown and Dr. F. II.
HeIso Of Saranac Lake. In an article
on Properly Regulated Rest and Tx
crciso IN Pulmonary Tuberculosis" in
the Juno number Of the Journal Of tho
Outdoor Life. holds that the action
of the poisonous germs Of this disease
on the body is very similar to that Of
oyereXercise The poisonous irrta-
ton caused by the germs gives the
organs and tissues Of the body dou.
BILE load TO carry. Drs. Brown and
Heiso emphasize the importance OF
rest In the treatment OF tubcrculo
sis, but also insist that properly reg
ulated exercise Is very necessary.
They state their conclusions thus:
TO sum up, exercise when properly
regulated and systematically graded
Is an important factor In tho treat
ment of pulmonary tuberculosis
Through It tho patient is in many
cases returned to home and family
with lesscncd chances Of future re-
lapse. At the same time part OF his
earning capacity is restored and he
Is consequently financially Less de
pendent upon others, relieving him Of
much worry. expense and hardship"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
ENGLISH AS SIX rs SPOKE.

Imagine after a long search for
some missing artIcIc--and pro-
Ionged search means cxcrtion, and
unrewarded eXcrton on the coast
means perspiration, desperation, cx-
asperation--imagine hearing ones
boy say at last: 81 find them thing
sab" Good, pass it here" might DO
the unwary reply. 81 find EN-, sab,
but | no catch EN-" and if the boy
be wise he will then slither out Of
reach zone time" the expressive
synonym for Immediately" After
MS it is not surprising that '1carn"
and "teach" areas, indeed, some
times in real EngIish-interchange-
able.-London r. P.'s Weekly.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
Thackeray's Kindness Of Heart.

ThaCkeray was the gcntlest satir.
list that ever lived As editor Of the
Cornhill he could hardly bring him
self to reject Ms for fear Of hurting
his would-be contributors The story
of his actually paying for contribu.
lions that he never printed, in order
to conceal the fact that he had reject.
ed them may be true or false. We do
not remember exactly how the eyi-
dence points. But even II 1t be q
story, such stories are not told OF men
made OF the stern stuff OF tho Thack.
cray commonly misknown.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06

"Bcn." said his friend, waking up
from rcycrie in which he had been
gazing abstractcdly at tho shiny ex.
pansc Of Rcu's skatin' riukfor. flies. is
there nothing you could do for your
badness
Ben. by the way, is only forty.
no, lad" he replied with de.
cision Fifteen years ago was
counting strong, and tried lots o
things But about that time t prince
OF Wales-Edward, you know--come
to open { new hospital. and | said to
myself as soon az saw him liftin
hts hat 70 T. crowd, Ben. my lad, tina
can give It up as Il bod Job. and save
thy brass. II there was owt at I'D
cure u bald hccad they'd ha' cured
his '"--Tit-Bits.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06

Gan taking Doans Kinney Pills
passed gravel stone as big as a pea.
a. intervals the stones kept passing
from me. I passed eleven In one day.
puans Kidney Pills finally cured me.
My health returned and | have had
no kidney trouble since"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
storskeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Fostcr.Mllburn Co., Bufalo, n. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
Playinu Blind.

This is a funny little stunt enjoyed
alike by old and young II one has
never tried It It is very amusing ro
find anything with your eyes shut or
to judge distances
First place piece OF paper on the
floor before YOU. shut your eyes, walk
on the paper and pick It up. Then
stick n pin in the wall about four feet
up and try to pick It off bindfolded
Stand about five or six feet away from
4 table, shut your eyes; then try 10
walk up to 1t without knocking
against it.-Woman's World.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06
BABYS HAIR ALL CAME OUT

when my first baby was six
months old he broke out on his head
with little bumps. They would dry
up and leave scale. Then 1t would
break out again and It spread all over
his head. All the hair came out and
his head was scaly all over. Then his
face broke out all over in red bumps
and II kept spreading until II was on
his hands and arms. ! bought several
boxes Of ointment, gave him blood
medicine. and had two doctors to treat
him, but he got worse all the time. He
had It about six months when n friend
told me about Cuticura | sent and
got q bottle of Cuticura RCsolvent, a
cake Of CutiCura Soap and box OF
Cuticura Ointment. In three days
after using them he began to improve
He began TO take long maps and 10
stop scratching his head. After taking
two bottles of Resolyent, two boxes Of
Ointment and three cakes Of Soap he
was sound and well, and never had
any breaking out OF any kind. HIS
hair came out in little curls all over
his head. | don't think anything else
would have cured him except Cuticura
Il have bought Cuticura Ointment
and Soap several times since to use
for cuts and sores and have never
known them to fail to cure what | put
them on. think Cuticura is n great
remedy and would advise any one to
use IT, Cuticura Soap is the best that
l have ever used for toilet purposes
(SIEned) Mrs. F. T. Harmon, r. +. u
.. Atoka, Tenn, Sept 10, 1910.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-07-06

OH how I suffered.
| became so bad
the doctors said
my left side was
paralyzcd. | could
not walk without
assistance. | grew
worse and went to
n hospital, bat was
not helped My
friends all thought
| would die. Three
weeks after | be