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The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
Special Prices at the
WIBAuX PROVISION COMPANY'S
Saturday cash sale.

Watch for this list every week.
Apples Mcintosh Red and Alex,
anders Sc per ID. LIS per box
Grapes 30 basket.
Cranberries 2 qts. for .25
Cabbage .O3 per 10.
Dill pickles .l5 per doz.
Fresh Home Dressed Pork
Pork shoulder roast IL IL per lb.
by the piece.
Home rendered lard II per Ib.
Liver sausage 10 per lb.
Fresh Home made pork sausage
Is per lb.
Pork loin roast IL per Id by the
piece.
Veal stew brest 10 per lb.
Veal stew shoulder .l2 per 10.
Veal shoulder roast .l3 per lb.
Veal loin roast .l5 per Id.
Mutton stew .O7 per lb.
Mutton shoulder roast IL per Id.
Mutton loin .l3 per lb.
Leg of mutton .l5 per 10.
Corned beef IL per lb.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
"Another'' Sad Accident!

A dark gloom was cast over our
city this week when the sad news
was spread that one of Wibaux's
would-be ''sky- pilots fell out of
the pulpit. Of course he no
doubt could feel himself slipping
for some time previous, hence no
serious injuries were sustained
by the fall. s
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
WIBAUX SHOULD BE REPRESENTED

The special train which will be
run under the auspices of the
Westean Development Association
and the Northwest Development
League will leave St. Paul Nov
ember q, 1911, go from there
through Chicago to New York and
return, being out about three
weeks.
Four exhibit coaches are now
being built in the shops of the
Great Northern Railway Company
and will be ready for the exhibits
by November first.
Each state of the Northwest will
have the privilege of installing an
exhibit and sending two repre-
sentatives on the train. The gov
ernor of each state will be invited
to make the trip at our expense
and the eastern governors will be
on the train while it is within
their states.
The cost of the movement is to
distributed as follows: Participa-
ting States, each $l5O0.OO; Pan
anna Pacific International Exposi-
ton Company $5OO0.O0; Great
Northern Railway, Equipment and
transportation to the approximate
value Of $40, 10000.
Above the $500. 90 paid into
general fund, each state will be
required to pay che expenses ol
its two representatives and Of in.
stalling exhibits, thus bringing
the total up to about $23OO. 90.
We will have our own staff o
expert publicity men and within
ten days our advance man will be
on the road. Representatives oI
many of the great weeklies and
dallies will be with us.
We have already received mum
erons invitations to accept thu
hospitality Of eastern cities ant
President Taft has stated he vii
call on our party while it is il
Washington.
Over five hundred columns O
newspaper space have been deyotet
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27

Those who are fond Of work.
ing out puzzles can tackle the
following: A certain family in
Lincoln consists Of one grand
father, two grandmothers, one
father-in-law, two mothers-in-
laws, three mothers, two fathers
two daughters, one son, one
daughter-in-law, one son-in-law,
one granddaughter, and there
are only six persons in the
family.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
Clark Offers Prizes
For Mont. Products
Ten Fine Silver Cups to be Award
ed at Northwestern Land Pro-
ducts Show at St. Paul in Dec.

Charles w. Clark, son of Sena-
tor Clark, offers ten fine silver
trophy cups for the best samples
of Montana grains, apples and
other products exhibited at the
Northwestern Land Products Show
to be held in st. Paul, Dec. IL to
%.
The trophies, among the finest
offered for samples Of Montana
products, are grouped in such
way that one will 60 to some grow
er or exhibitor in almost every
famous valley or distrsct in Mon
tona. It will be impossible for
any one district to get more than
three, two being otferee in such
way that the districts compete with
one another.
When informed Of the interest
being taken by Montanans in
showing their products to the peo-
ple Of the east and middle west by
making extensive exhibits at the
Twin City Land Show, Mr.. Clark
wired from his ranch at Jerome,
Arizona that he would give prizes
to those taking the best samples to
st. Paul to advertise their state:
These are the trophy cups offer
ed:
Cup for the best sectional ex-
hibit from Montana, judged for
number Of samples, arrangvEiai-S
and comprehensive character Of the
exhibit. as we'll as quality.
Cup for best bushel Of potatoes
grown in Montana and displayed
in the state or any sectional exhi-
bit.
Cup for best five boxes of apples
grown in the Yellowstone Valley
and displayed in the Billings ex-
exhibit.
Cup for the best half bushel of
wheat grown in the Gallatin Val
ley and displayed in the Gallatin
Valley exhibit.
Cup for the best half bnshel of
wheat grown in the Judith Basin
and displayed i'll the Lewistown
exhibit.
Cup for the best collection of
garden vegetables grown in the
MusselshelI and displayed in con-
nection with the Harlowton ex-
hibit.
Cup for the best five boxes Of
apples grown in the Bitter Root
Valley and displayed in the Mis-
soula exhibit.
Cup for the best five boxes of
apples grown in the Flathead dis
trict and displayed in the Kalis-
pell booth.
Cup for the best half bushel of
oats grown in Northern Montana
and displayed in the Great Falls
exhibit.
Cup for the best collection Of
commercial grains and grasses
gaown in the Helena district and
displayed in the Lewis and Clark
county exhibit.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27

First German-Tomor1oW l
owe you $1,000. | am ruined; |
cannot pay it, and | cannot shleep
a wink.
Second German-Vy didn't you
wait to dell me dis tomorrow -?
Now neider can shleep a wink.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27

At your own price-everything
will be sold at the Erickson Auc-
ton sale, 2 1-2 south of Wibaux,
on Tuesday, Oct. 81.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
"Are YOU out of gasoline?"

Are you out Of gasolineW
mo, I'm waiting here for
King George to bring me a her
ring omelet with ice cream dress
ing and ten gallons Of muskrat
soup for breakfast"
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27

Il can't stand the toot of an
automobile horn"
'HoW's that?"
"A fellow eloped with my
wife in an automobile, and every
time I hear a horn toot | think
he's bringing her back"
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
State|ine ''Went
Up In Smoke
Saloon at Mondoka Was Burned to
Ground Early "Wednesday Morn
ing-- will be Re-buiIded at Once

The saloon at Mondoka, which
was started early this fail by local
parties, went up in smoke at an
early hour on last Wednesday
morning, and we understand
temporary building is now being
erected, and everything will be in
shape to resume business on Sat
urday.
The fire was first discovered at
about 4 o'lock in the morning
when the managers Of the place,
who were asleep in the rear Of the
building, were awakened by the
intense heat and smoke, to find
that the structure was we'll en-
veloped in flames which quickly
burned it to the ground.
The boys had narrow escape
from sutfocation, and had it not
been for the fact that some Of their
garments were left hanging close
to the outer door, they would
have been compelled to step into
the frosty air in their night attire.
However, as it was they managed
to secure a few garments nearest
to the door, by means Of joining
hands.
The total loss is estimated at
between seven and eight thousand
dollars, which was fully covered
by insurance.
The parties who owned the pro-
perty informed the Pioneer that
they will Immediately com mence
the erection of larger building,
which will probably be two stories
high, and absolutely fire proof
The origin of the fire is not known.
Chas. Kenyon was in from the
ranch near Edge Hill the first of
the week.
Dick Kennedy was among the
Yates visitors in the city on
Wednesday.
Alb Owing was in from his
ranch on Wednesday with two
loads Of flax.
DR.. O. R. Niece, the popular
Beach dentist, was in the city
on business Tuesday.
Beatrice Bilyeu is confined to
her room this week with an at
tack of tonsilitis.
The Wibaux pioneer. [volume] (Wibaux, Mont.) 1907-1919, 1911-10-27
Automobile Ha-Hds.

Are you putting on a new
tire?"
Chauffeur, looking up, not
knowing whether to murder the
man or merely cut off his head
mo. you elongated string bean,
| am making a kidney stew out
Of an asphalt lined toothpick."
Are you smoking, son?'
Il should say not; | am trying
to blow a tubular axle out of the
bricks in a VI icker chair. -
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20

ChameleonS. as no doubt readers are
aware. all belong to the old world. and
particularly TO Africa In their tongue
their feet and their eyes they differ re-
markably from other lizards Their
feet, though possessing five toes, are
divided into two graspinG groups, look
ing like hand in mittens. and only by
close examination you perceive the
presence of the two or the three oppos.
ing respectively, but so close together
as to appear like one broad one On
the padded soles or palms of these
grasping limbs you can feel and see
the small-may one say-palpi, which
enable them TO grasp so firmly that 1t
is difficult to detach n chameleon from
its foothold These clinginG feet, to-
gether with their prehensic tail, en-
able them to sustain themselves on
the branches in the strongest gale.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
4 N j Sc NJ { \ rs
orpheum Musical Comedy Company

The Orpheum Musical Comedy Com
pany, which is booked to appear fol
two performances at the Colonial the
ter, March q and %, will offer as its
opening attraction Tuesday night a
ldushable three-act musical farce com.
edy success, THE Baby Question" In
Galveston, where the company pre-.
scented this piece Sunday night, March
10, the Galveston News has the fol.
lowing to say:
The Orpheum Musical Comedy
Company, presenting The Baby Cues
tion,' was the attraction at the Grand
IoDerahouse Sunday evening and it was
greeted by a well filled house. The
BABY Question is one of those rollick.
ing musical pieces with just enough
pot to hold attention between tn, mn.
steal numbers. The plot deals with
young man who IS about to come into
a large fortune, but the conditions re.
lated in the will are that the young
man should be married. The u+1t
strongly suggests Lend Me Your
We smuch as the young man
proceeds TO borrow his servants wife
an IA an effort to palm off Dor.
70 Cd baby on his uncle he finds him.
SET n a very embarrassing position.
! ne plot possesses great raw material
IT real comedy and in hands of the
clever PLAYERS with the Orpheum com.
PAM it is played for all that is in II. /
roster Bal in the part of JobsoD
The servant furnishes the lions mart
Vi the fun Of the evening. He is really
very clever comedian, and puts over
number OF the very latest gags in
clever manner, while aside from that
us very appearance is enough to H.
'oke laughter. He is possessed of a
good voice and his rendition of Lovev
Toe, song with touch of ragtime. 4
vas well received and he was forced
o respond to several encores.
The chorus is composed of a bevv
u pretty, graceful girls, well cos.
umed, who also possess good voices
md made several decided hits in their
numbers, particularly with Think Il
over, Mary and Some of These
Days
ON the wheel, The Baby Question
by far the best popular priced at
raction that has played Galveston
his season, and the show is worth
more than the price of admission
harged."
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
Channinn LON Rsed,s Face.

Thomas r Reed was once the victim
of printers error the unusual apt
ness Of which, after the first flush of
Indignation had subsidized. appealed so
strongly 10 his sense of the comic that
he never failed TO refer to the matter
with the kcenest guSto whenever he
met the man whom he. with the ut
most mock S0lemnity, always held re-
spOnsible for il. The late Colonel John
A. Cockerill's handwriting in the heat
of composition was sometimes liable
to lose itself in an almost interminable
tangle. decipherbe only with the
greatest difficulty. On one occasion he
undertook TO say that amy one can
see Tom Reed has the face of an hon
est man." hut was horrifed when he
opened his paper the following morn
ing and found that the types made him
say that any one can see Tom Reed
has II face like harvest moon"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
cATARRH DOCTOR
Cures catarrh, Acute or Chronic,
Money Back.

Would you pay one dollar to rid
yourself OF disgusting catarrh?
Then go to Il. j. jenkins today and
ask him for Hyomei outfit and Won
will not olny engage but you will own
outright little catarrh doctor that
has cured more cases Of catarrh than
all the catarrh specialists on earth
In the $1.00 box, which contains the
Hyomei outfit, you will find little
hard rubber vest pocket inhaler.
INTO this inhaler you pour a few
drops OF Hyomei Then all you have
TO do Is breathe through the little In.
haler, either through the nose or
mouth, according to where the catarrh
is located.
When You breathe HYOMEI you
breathe a powerful yet soothing anti.
septic air, which as it passes over the
infamed and germ ridden membrane
penetrates every fold and creyice. and
destroys germs completely.
Stomach dosing never cured catarrh.
sprays and douches always fail; and
why? Because they don't get where
the germs are, and as catarrh is
germ disease you must kill the germs
before you can cure catarrh. HYOMEI
is guaranteed by e. j. Jenkins and by
druggists everywhere TO cure catarrh,
coughs, colds, Group and sore throat.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
RGAPlNG BENEFIT
From the Experience Of Bryan
People.

From the Experience of Bryan
People.
We are fortunate indeed to be able
to profit by the experience of our
neighbors. The public utterances OF
Bryan residents on the following sub
ject will interest and benefit thou.
sands Of our readers. Read this state.
ment No better proof can be had
w. +. Miller, printer, Regent and
Fennis streets, Bryan, Texas says:
About 4 year ago | used Doan's Kid
ney Pills when suffering from kidney
trouble and backache | procured this
remedy at Emmel & Manoley's drug
store and it brought me entire relief.
Since then no return attack of the
has appeared
For sale by all dealers. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo y. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name--Doan's sand
take no other
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
INSURE WITH
Southwestern

Life Insurance Co., Dallas, Texas.
S1,359,454 Admitted Assets December
81, 1910, with s1,OO5,907 being in ex.
cess OF the legal reserve, deposited
with the Commissioner OF Insurance
JOE B. REED
will explain different kinds of policies
so you will understand DO not give
your insurance to stranger who has
no interest in you, only for what
money he can make on first premium.
Also writes Accident and Sick Benefit
Insurance. All should be members OF
the Friend in Need Society.
At office s to 10 a. m.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
He Was Psralyzed.

The bell rang. and when she went
to the door she found a sad faced wo
man
please. mum. can you help me
some? got six children an me huS
band is paralyzed"
why. certainly Here's quarter
Where is your husbaudT'
He's IN Jail mum
In jNll' Why, what is he Ia Jail
forE"
For gittiD' paraly2pd, mum"-New
io:k Journal
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
SENIORS GO TO DALLAS.

The senior engineering class of A.
d VI. college went to Dallas Yesterday
to spend a day or two inspecting the
various power plants of that city. The
.oDIect Of the trip was for the practical
knowledge to be gained in the inspec-
ton OF the plants as an aid to the
young men in their studies. This is
one of the strong points in the educa-
tional system Of A G NJ. college: it
combines the practical with the theo-
retical and when a young man is grad
uated he is thoroughly prepared to be-
gin at once the work he has selected
for his life vocation.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
The Crow That Wears "a Fools Cap.


The following clever way Of keeping
crows away from grainfield is used
by the farmer Of Holland: He makes
some small caps of stout paper and
smears around the inner side Of the
mouth of each some birdlime or other
sticky stuff In these he puts some
grains of corn anC stands them about
his fields by pressing their points into
soft earth When the crow finds one
of these paper caps he thinks himself
in great luck until he attempts TO peck
AT the tempting grain. when. TO his
establishment. he finds the cap attach
ed 10 his head-a regular FOOLS cap
which will not even allow him to see
what course to take If he flies up
However. he succeeds in reaching
some coarse grass or bushes and after
much bewidered scramblinG and flop
ping about gets his head out of this
undesirable cap and ever afterward
avoids the field where there are more
of them
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
3. Y. P. U. ENTERTAINMENT.

The Baptist Young Peoples Union
VIII nave a social entertainment at the
residence Of Mr.. and Mrs. T. r. Bate
Friday evening. An entertaining pro-
gram has been arranged and all the
Young people of the church and their
friends are invited.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-03-20
cATTLeMeN AT SAN ANTONIO.
IBy Associated Press. ]

San Antonio. Texas, March 90
Fort Worth, Oklahoma City and FL
Paso are in the field for the next con-
vention of the Cattle Raisers' Associa-
ton of Texas. Cattlemen from all over
the state are arriving today for the
convention, which opens tomorrow.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
SCHOOL TEACHER KING.

The versatile Peter the Great fol- lowed his various professions for pleasure; but there have been mon- archs who have had of necessity to follow profession other than that of reigning. When Louis Philippe, then duke of Chartres, fled from France in 1799, he took post in a school in Switzerland, where he taught mathematics and geography under the name of Nj. Chabaud-La- tour. And in ancient times there was Dionysius, who, after reigning over Sy1 Acuse and getting deposed, earned meager living as a school master, and later on a less meager one as a barber. And now there is a new chapter of "Rois en Exile" waiting a writer.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
VEGETABLE WHiTEWASH.

When travelling through the rural districts of Uruguay ones attention is attracted to the fine white color Of the farm buildings, even during the wet season, says the Daily Con- suIar and Trade Reports. To obtain this neat effect a whitewash is used which is made with the sliced leaves of the common cactus, macerated in water for 24 hours, producing so- lution of creamy conscience; to this lime is added and well mixed. When applied to any surface, be it of wood, brick, iron or other material, beau- tiful pearly white appearance is pro- duced which will endure through storms and frosts for many years.
 In sections of the United States where the cactus is a nuisance the plant might be utilized in the man. ner suggested.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
THE lNVALlD'S TRAY

Small quantities only should be placed before the invalid. The serv- ing should be as dainty as possible. A sprig of parsley adds much to the ap- petizing appearance of any savory dish, and the variety should be as large as the prescribed diet will per init. Never let the patient feel faint for the want of food.
 Do not consult the invalid about meals if 1t can be avoided; an unex- pected dish will sometimes create d relish for food. Beef tea and soups should always be free from grease. Warm food is more easily diges,el than cold. Everything should be the freshest procurable, particularly fish, milk and eggs. Barley water is q nourishing diluent for milk when the latter is not easily digested.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
Vivian-Oh, dearl What shall I do to make the auto go faster.
 Harold-Try to stop it!
DOGS CRIES SAFE MASTER.

Charles Wood of Stamford, Conn.,, ergaged in friendly wrestling bout and hurt his leg. He started to walk home, but fell and was unable to rise. A dog which accompanied him set up yelping that aroused people in nearby houses. Several of them opened their windows and threw things at the dog, but the faithful animal continued to bark until Sher- if Hawley Oefnger went out and followed him to the spot where Wood lay helpless. Oefnger sent Wood home in carriage. He had a frac- tured leg and had lain in the street for several hours.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
SAYS THE SNAIL IS BLIND
Patient Investigator Finds That Its So-caIled Eyes Are Not Or
 qans of Vision.

The snail does not receive in this country the attention thstt- Euro means see fit to bestow upon him. For some time controversy has been going on between scientists there over the question of the eye sight of the humble mollusc.
 One school holds that the eyes of the snail cannot stand the bright sunlight, and point to the fact that he takes his leisurely walks abroad at night, and that he has fondness for the shade.
 Now comes a patient investigator named Yung, who claims that the snail doesn't see at all. He has made 2,400 experiments upon 116 speci- mens, and he says that when you put snails into an inclosure where there is both light and shade, their distribution is a matter of charice. The snail, he says, does not shun the light so much as he hunts for se- clusion.
 His conclusion is that the sail does not perceive obstacles in his uath until he bumps into them; his speed being low, he escapes injury. Having once selected a resting place, flashing lights into his apology for face does not disturb him. If you put a bright object like the head of a pin or a tiny mirror within the twenty-ffti. of an inch from his so-called eyes he pays no attention.
 To complete his experiments, MT. Yung amputated the organs of sight from several snails and couldn't find that it made any difference in their happy, if placid, lives.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
MOSES A REAL GENTLEMAN Ghtd ceduces That Fact From Incl dent Of Daughters of Jethro
 at the We'll.

"Fhere is often something lumi- nous about a child's definition" says sunday school teacher in Harris burg.
 What can you tell me about MosesY l once asked of a pupil.
 He was gentleman was the somewhat startling reply I got from the youngster.
 "A gentlemanp exclaimed. What do you mean by that?'
 "'Well, ma'am,' explained my youngster, when the daughters of Jethro went to the we'll to draw wa ter, and when the shepherds came and drove them away, and Moses helped the daughters of Jethro, he sand to the shepherds, 'Ladies first. please, gentlemen."'"
The Prescott daily news., 1911-12-19
FANCY SKATERS THERE

'There do not seem to be any just ordinary skaters at St. Moritz," said a New York woman who spent last winter at the Swiss resort. "Nobody goes in for plain skating, but all do fancy figures and feats, such as in New York wo are accustomed to seq mainly at exhibitions. And nobody you meet there seems to get too old to put on skates.
 "The most active fancy fguro ar list in the place last winter was an English noblewoman who is over seventy years old, but she was 90 ac- tive you would have thought she was not more than half her years."