New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

when Sir Herbert Samuel. In his capacity
as Postma ster General. advocated a nleher
rate for teIegraphic code messages ne tolu
the story OF a bishop who telegraphed 10
a friend. Third Epistle. John. thirteen
fourteen" The story has since then ap-
neared in so many places, In 20 many
guises. that its origin has become oues-
t,onable One paper. referring TO the many
twists" which have been given TO the tele'
wonders where Sir Herbert found IT, Inc
code words mean: Il have many Things
10 write. but | will not with ink nao pen
write unto thee. But I trust l smell snor'
~ see thee and we shall speak race 10
face Peace be unto thee. Our friends
salute thee. Greet the friends by name.
your father doesn't think you have
bssn esoecially well behaved" said the
small boys uncle.
II know that" answered the precoCious
Juvenile. But things ! have heard mothet
cav make me think he isn't any greae
iudre OF high class department Tit blts
A POLO SUGGESTION.
Hooray. you Yankee polers,
Down there on Hampstead Plain,
You've landed on the Br'tons
And may do so again.
But. say.
Don't get too gay,
Because them bloomin' British
Amt easy, and by gum.
Unless you DO your derndest
They'll put you on the bum.
See? w. ]. HAMPTON.
.Ton't nirt. dance or gossip II you want
IN live one hundred years" says Massa :
chusetts woman. But what woman would
want 10 live one hundred years at that
price?-Detroit Free Press
The land Of the trust magnate and the
Millionaire. the home OF the kings OF silver
copper and Of iron. the land OF unbounded
possibilities and the domicile Of the dollar
pr,ncesses who have taught the feminine
world how 10 spend money. the LAND where
q pace for extravaganza has been set py
which fathers OF families in all parts OF
the world have suffered" says THE Berlin
Post" has produced a model OF economy
for which we owe her thanks. A teacher
in America has inspired her pupils with
desire 70 excel IN thrift. She offered
prlze 20 the one who would produce the
best. most Desirable and neatest dress FOR
4 marks. or s.. Strange 10 relate. the girls
entered into tns contest WIN INC iieHe
spirit IN many instances IN opposition 10
their mothers. All honor to the girls who
make such garments-more honor TO them
who have the courage to wear them
Harold never has told me what he paid
for the engagement rins.
"WellT'
'Td like 70 know"
What do you want 10 bother him TOT!
It's cinch he paid ell he had. '-Louisvhie
Courier-Journal
report In the Has Naroda,' OF
rra que. 10 the effect Nthat the Wenzel
crown. which was made w 1874 by order OF
Charles w and since then regarded az the
symbol OF Bohemian independence, has
been stolen from the Hradschin by WORK
men engaged in repairing the ancient
structure created CONSERVATION among the
Foheuisns. who have been assured since
then that the sacred emblem Is safe. Fear
that the Prussians might take It caused
It's custodians TO remove the crown 70
Vienna in 1868 II was returned year
later. end since then its repository is be
hind seven doors. the keys for which are
held by as many persons. among whom
ere the Cardinal ~ Prague. the Mayor and
the Chief Marshal OF ths realm.
Jim isn't drinking now.
Honest? Did he swear of7''
'No-he really quit this time '-1oledo
Blade.