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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
NEW YEARS SUGGESTIONS
BY ABE MARTIN FOLKS

they don't have t go T. Martinsville an
other big cities T. hear tn real goods.
I've jist thought o. somethin' else" said
young LATE Bud, who travels extensively
thro' tn hitler towns O. Indianny. Hut
tel keepers should all sign an agreement
not t serve float an baked OK heart durin'
tn year o. nineteen 'leven, er we won't
have a travelin' man on tn road tn fust
thing you know. Country hut-tels make
fat grave yards an fills tn state full O.
Widows"
II think" said Ex-editur Gale Fluhart
that tn great menace that confronts
tn smaller Indianny merchants is tn
CROWN tendency O. editur's wives an
dorters t. buy Their millinery an other
duds in big towns. II the blonde country
trimmer Is good enough T. put an ad in
jay newspaper she's good enough T.
trim bonnet fer tn wife of Jay edi-
tur. Therefore / hape that all wives O.
editurs will resolve t act accordin'ly tn
comm year"
Poor ole Tilford Moots sighed an said,
IF my wife will jist promise L quit nag
gin tn ensuin' year I'll almost promise
to quit breathin." An then he gathered
up some big brown cakes o. soap an
started home t. run tn clothes wringer.
Constable Plum's son-in-law, VINO lives
up t Indynopus, an lis spendin' tn holi-
days at tn PluIn home an eatin' at tn
hut-tel. said, says he:
by lingo, boys, think tn GoV'nor ort
T. call out tn melishy an make tn In
dynoplus street railway company put on
more cars an call tn streets after dark
haint give my seat t. a woman fer three
years cause I haint had one t. give"
9TH last time I wuz on one o. them
cars" sad Pinky Kerr. IT had all my
buttons rubbed off an came home with
three Canadian quarters
Then Tell Binkley, who had been arguin'
over a gasoline BILL spoke in an says he
IF wuz in a position T. do It, I'd take
tn $126 that I've paid on my 5000 tourin'
car an buy a fine gold watch an chais
fer Jake Dunson, tn master o. tn poor
farm, woh wis allus so good t. father"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
Hand Beats Machine,

Cigars are still made by hand, no
machine having yet been invented
that will roll them so nicely and even.
ly as do deft human fingers. The
cheapest cigars-the three-for-five va
riety-are made of French, Kentucky,
Algerian or Hungarian leaves. At the
other extreme are the cigars smoked
by the car of Russia, which are of
the choicest and best matured Havana
and which cost $3.50 each.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
out across The morning.

out across the morning
"a survival Of the fittest,' the prac-
teal man will say, and he may be
right. From the viewpoint Of close
association with the red man his
faults are apt to be maGnified and his
virtues forgotten, but when the last
member Of the vanishing race shall
have folded his blanket about him and
passed beyond the great divide, we NAV
remember the Indian as he has ever
been, brave, loyal, self-sacrificing and
honorable to a marked degree
General Miles, the veteran Of MANY
Indian wars, has said: The whites
have broken eyery treaty they ever
made with the indians, but the IN
dams never broke a treaty they made
with the whites Colonel Cody. better
known as Buffalo pill. said: L have
known the Indian since I was baby
I have known him N war and in
peace, and I have known him to be al
ways honorable in war or peace"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
KIN TORTURED BABIES
| SLEEP AND MOTHERS REST

"A warm bath with Cuticura Soap,
lowed by gentle amounting with
ticura ointment, is generally suffi.
Int to afford immediate comfort in
most distressing forms of itching,
rning and scaly eczemas, rashes, ir-
htions and inflammations Of in
hts and children, permit sleep for
lid and rest for parent, and point to
Fmanent relief, when other methods
h. Peace falls upon distracted
hseholds when these pure, sweet
h gentle emollients enter. No other
katment costs so little and does so
ch for skin sufferers, from infancy
age. Send to Potter Drug & Chem.
rp., Boston, for free 32-page book on
care and treatment of skin and
LIP troubles.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
Kin Hubbard in Indianapolis News.

Kin Hubbard in Indianapolis News.
"Ther's a huff sight o. things that folks
brit T. swear offn New Years besides
cuppin' up an usin' terbacker," sad
Reverend Wiley Tanger. as he stood by
III ole rusty wood stove at Mate Kemper's
GENERAL merchandise store an pust-office
combined.
Then tn suggestions begun.
Yes" said young Lafe Bud. folks that
some UP T. you an feel your overcoat an
then say, IF 1t haint askin' too much.
what did that coat set you back?' ort t
cut 1t out next year"
LET me make a suggestion said Miss
Fawn Lippincut, who had been listenin'
while buyin' q nickers worth o. indigo.
VI think tn society girl that says don't
you instead o. don't choo an then in
tn next breath says 'et' fer eat has got
some new resolves comm.
| Their wuz some blamed hard laughin'
ut that, an then Constable Plum says,
says he: 1T strikes me that tn Teller that
votes dry an drinks wet ort t begin t
shoot as he votes tn first o January and
then us off GERS would git little rest,
specially round tn drug store corner"
Miss Tawney Apple. who had jist
| dropped in t. exchange cocoanut
laughed an said: "Speakin' o. new reso-
buttons, tn Teller that spends all his even
| ms with a ugly girl an then, when he
gifts a couple O. the the-ate passes, takes
purity girl t. tn show. ort t resolve t
pay his attentions t one er tn tother
durin' tn year o. 1911"
Tawney haint particularly handsome an
Young Lancaster Moots whistled an
walked back t. tn coal oil bar'l.
Professor Glenn Harner then readjdsted
a bundle o. band music an said: by
ginger nothin' would suit me better IL all
tn folks that er allus talkin' bout mu-
steal treats would swear t keep still Ell
paternize our Saturday High Brow con-
| certs at tn Melodeon."
Clem's had hard time o 1t Eere fer
years tryin' t educate tn people that
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
A Lesson for Diplomats.

Elihu Root, at the luncheon in
evidence preceding the dedication
the John Hay Memorial library at
bwn university, oaid of John Hay:
Hills diplomacy was gracious, and
was prudent as well. / remember,
an argument about certain inter
fional complication, how very
rmly and aptly he once insisted on
bdence.
lit was the Christmas season. and
said that we might learn lesson
I'm a little girl who was naughty In
early part Of December.
Dear me- her mother said, II
IRE going to be naughty I'm very
(ch afraid Santa Claus won't bring
b any presents
THE little girl frowned.
Well she whispered, you needn'
1t SO near the chimney"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
Are You Weak, All
KUN Dow n 4

This condition il directly caused b.
blood. When the blood ID made rici
h pure by Hoods Sarasaparilla. ySs
b feel strong and cheerful; 1t will put
life into your veins. new vigor intt
ur muscles; give you sharper appetite
d good digestion; make you look better
ep better and feel better; will make
hardest work lighter and the darkest
brighter. Facts! Thousands confirm
em Get Hoods today.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
Fast and Fancy,

When man is taken in, he sc put out.
single Honduras mahogany tree will
sometimes realize 1000 worth a. boards
Like a savage, the average mar. on hay-
ing words with his wife, rushes Ssraicbt-
way for his club.
Egyptian mummies sometimes have teeth
quite cieverly filled with gold.
The reason rich men have so MANY
friends Is because they are capital fellows.
Banana juice makes very fine indelible
ink.
Hermits. as rule, have dispositions like
vinegar. or. rather, like ascetic acid.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

was at this time began taking Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon improved.
When I had used IL boxes was
without sign of the trouble which
seemed to be carrying me to my grave"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers so cents a
box. Foster-Milburu Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
Remarkable Dental Freak.

Nm unusual case Is reported from
fkes. N. 8. w., where a young wo-
IN some time ago had II teeth ex-
cited which were causing her trou-
Before the gums had sufficiently
Rled to permit of artificial teeth be.
fitted, new teeth began to make
ir appearance, and every one Of the
has now been replaced in this man.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

which the doctors said
was incurable. l grad
ually grew weaker un-
til l had to take to my
bed. The kidney secre-
lions were suppressed,
I became terribly bloat-
ed, and finally reached
the point where I took
no interest In life II
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
GETTING His,

"Had a most enjoyable time at the
dentists today"
"Eh! Enjoyable?"
Eyes. When l went in another den
list was filling my dentists teeth"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

To finish the moment; to find the
journeys end in each step Of the
road; to live the greatest number of
good hours is wisdom. -Emerson.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

Pettit's Eye saIve For Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and inAamed
eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo, NY.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

The danger from slight cuts or wounds
is always blood poisoning The immedi-
ate application of Hamlins Wizard Oil
makes blood poisoning impossible.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
TIRED, SICK AND DISCOURAGED
Doan's Kidney Pills Brought Health
and CheerfuIness.

Mrs. J. P. Pemberton, S54 So. La
fayette St., Marshall, Mo-, says: For
years l suffered from Bright's disease
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

PILES CURED In TO II DAYS
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZO ONT
MENT falls TO cure any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 70 IA days. Soc.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look 70,
the signature Of E. w. GROVE. Used the Worlc
over to Cure Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

Mrs. Wnsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng sottens he gums reduces n.
nanmation ,allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

The best way to lift men is to meet
them on level
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
One Nav IN ook AZ II

One Way to Look at II.
inks-Do you know, l was refused
Fee times before / found a girl who
'hld have me?
links--I see. Just like a patent
1icine: We'll shaken before TAX
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19
TRUE.

Mr. Fitz-Doctor, I'm subject to vio-
lent fits of late and l wonder at times
that | survive them.
Doctor-You sort of wonder at the
survival of the fittest, Ell?
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

The greatest glory of a free-born
people is to transmit that freedom to
their chi secn.-Haryard.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

P: Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Pr-coatcd, tiny granules, easy to take
handy.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

SANDER soon dies If you take 1t out
of circulation.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

Heavy words in meeting will not
make up for short weight in market.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

GU can't help liking the man who
Knocked out and then comes
[k.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
ETORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Rnts and children, and see that 1t
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-01-19

MONTANA-Land of Sunshine and sea- breeGes
Wheat, oats barley and alfalfa The best farus as
to Us per acre. Write today for full information
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
Town Topics.

New York will HOW renew it's period ical mailing down of the Id. New York trying to be good is really amusing IT New Haven Journal-Courier
 II is easier for an elephant to climb through the eye of a needle than for q street improvement contractor in Gin cinnati to finish his job on time.-Cin- cinnati Commercial Tribune.
 Cleveland not only grows. but grows more beautiful. The civic beauty prop aganda hourishes with The increase in population Congratulations are in or der-Louisville Courier-Journal
 baby was found asleep in a St Louis church. Probably il ws;s forgot fen when t3e rest of tue conE,s',:, is,n walked up--,r dc Sf. Lonis conEre=a. tions ever really wake up: kar~as City Alo} Journal
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
A Nsul nar,o

William Is the only son el p'ous minister. and. though he Is ouly three and a half years of age. his father considers il quite time he learned properly to observe grace On coming to the table. lis parents have nln@e than once endeavored to expla!u to him the reasons for his so doing. hu' the little boy regards t as no R,o-a than an amusing game.
 The other afternoon his older sister made another attempt to interest h'1i in this duty All were seated ai G.l ner. and on the first words of ih, grace Williams small head drop't~l in his hands in apparent reverence His sister. secretly pleased with Hei success. stole a glance at him. when 70 the consterbation of the family. isa sprang up. shouting slrefulIy
 '.Oh. Sis you're it. l SEW you pe a.,. -woman's Home Companion
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
Mining, Stock Reports, Financial.


and expose a vein of ore over three feet thick, while the naturalization shows over fifteen feet The ore is an iron and copper sulphide. carry inggold values. Several tons have teen milled by the Tiger Gold com pany. the returns being satisfactory.
 The company plans to start sink ing a main shaft at which heavy machinery is to be placed The shaft will pass through the two tunnels and will afford an economical base for operations. The company has re- gently constructed a new wagon road from the camp that connects with the Grown King and the liar. rlngton route. which will be utilized in taking in machinery and supplies
 The visitors will spend several days at the camp to arrange for tae beginning of work in a thor ough and active manner.
 Tn the early history of that par ticrlar zone very rich values were taken from the surface in free gold ores. but when the yield assumed a hase character. further development was suspended through ;ack of fa- eilities to treat the output.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
Lessoa From the Past.

Aladdin rubbed his lamp
 Instantly the genie appeared
 Well what do you want this time?"
 T want" said Aladdin. "a sixty horsepower automobile latest 1910 pat. tern with
 Tine genie uttered a frightful roar.
 Don't you know. master. that the factories are months behind with their orders. that the prices for rubber tires are prohibitive and that you never could pay the repair bills even with my help? Ask me for an ocean yacht a suburban villa or an aeroplane and I'll bring you one. but if you think you're going to acquire an up to date buzz wagon by the great caliph of Bagdad. young man. you've got an other guess coming"
 Sadly the presumptuous Aladdin ac- knowledgeG to himself that he wasn'i in it with the plutocratS of the twea- tieth century.-ChicaGo Tribune.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
A Slight Mistake.

''It's curious to observe" says a Maryland man, the manner in which many illiterate persons prosper. l once had business tl.at used to take me at intervals 10 certain place on the Eastern Shore. On one occasion I went into . store there the proprietor of which could neither read nor write While 1 was there a man came in, eyi- dently regular customer.
 T owe you some money. don't T.? he Inquired
 The storekecper went to the door and turned it around so that the back was visible.
 ~'Yes. said he; you owe me for a cheese.
 Cheese" exclaimed the customer. I dou't owe you for any cheese
 The storekeeper gave another look at the door.
 You're right. said he. It's grind stone. didn't see the dot over the .fT in the middle "- Lippincott's.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
THE HEFFERN CASE
(Douglas Internationally


 D meyenccs of opinion as to meth ods of management between Albert Heaern and the direct-rs of the Hen era Mining and Development com pany resulted in the resignation oi Mr. Henern last night and the selec tion of yieep; president Strickland :c succeed him. At the meeting 1T is stated that feel ng ran high and pain language was used by 10th fac tens.
 There has Leon s1me ssatisfac ten existing TOT q tine on the par, Of the directors wIth the methods c. management of MT. Hemern. Latc.s they have wanted the ere shipped at once from the new property of the company while the president oi the company was waiting to put the wagons of the company n commis sion iustead Of hiring teams for haul ing The feeling was intensified when all CT the men employed al Nnmher camp. the oldest property Of the company. with the exception Of cRc man, left and came into Doug fast on Tuesday The meeting ol ast night followed and resulted ss la,ed.
 l. win be the policy of the rec tcraie il is stated. to push ore shig rent al once and continoasiy and b use the proceeds for develo7nent They expect to visit the propert5 the courze Of the next few days nd after that will more fully form ,late plans
 After the meeting Mr. Henern stat cd that he was not forced to resign but could net agree with the direc f5-rs and therefore stepped out He declares that he will insist on. an auditing Of the books Of the com. pany which he wanted for the pas; hree years.
 What the effect Of Mr. Hefern' g resignation will be remains to be de tRrminsd hut il is manifest that the directors intend 10 continue woFs accord 'ng to their ideas rather than those of the former president of the company
 Mr. Hef7ern left for the company Froperty after the meeting to pack ID his books and papers. ! At Camp Number ? about a dozen men are working.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
Gran J. Graf)

The death of Paul Morton tended to cause a quiet market and the New York market was dull and quiet with practically no change oyer yc"- terday. Trading wa.s only moder- ate and still confined to a feE issues. London Copper sold off lis and as a result the market was very quiet The Calumet and Hecla also tends 70 dampen the ardor Of the specula- tors. Amalgamated showed good strength, however, and sold to 651s. Superior Pittsburg and Calumet and Arizona showed better demand with slightly higher prices. North Butte vas fraetionaliy higher. East Butte held firm at 1912. Utah Consoli- dated was again under pressure sell ing to 934 Shattuck in peter de mand with nothing under 23 Curbs drll and Hfeiess. Denn in good de mand at 47-S.-,Live Oak, firm at SIP to 24 Chic sold higher Lon don Copper off 1Is. Money 234 per cent. Sales 45s,s00.
 Lake Superior Boston is weak on account of 2 dollar assessment called fy the directors
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
METAL. SALES SAID ID BE
 LARGE.
lBx L. J. cNa.lalk.l

BOSTON Jan 2o-The market acted very well agln today C7n- ,iuued reports Of laree .-ales of eop- po- cane from New York some os''- mates runnine as high as i00oot 9 pounds. We think this g exass solated ! ever. but know that consider abe quantity has bcen sold this eek Think safe 10 pick up some oI the coppens aroand this lcrel.-Ba iE , Webher & Co.
 Renewed buyine of Chino aa- ranoed stock from q to 2I1s ln- spiration active at unchanged press Denn hcIds at l5-i6 bid with mol crate offerings at 5 ShattucS firm at 22i& to 23 Rosaia sold cents with only fair demanl R Central steady at IS bid Cace.s dull and weak. Warren and Sasinaw Icing hid for sliglts una7r k-a
 -ices. Loneon ealp onrrsi Ills ad lower. Total sa'es Ne York l52,- ago
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
THE CHARM.

nvAH de hn when de sun go down HE an de v Shadders have a-quit deir foolin'
 roun'. CT kase dere Hain't but de one what mei<s de dahk,
 so's de Lsshtnin' bug kin strike he spank, den yo' Heah him a-eailin. dat lonesome buhd. Mo'nfuiiest soun' dat evah yc' huhdi Evah when yo' heah dat whippo.win Lay alright down an a-roll up hin. an
 yo' Bones woan ache an yo' flesh wOan shake
 wid de Fevah chin fer a whole long yeah Dss Min me. chile. or Aunt sukey. what wuz so sick All drawed up wid de roozymatick-she Heah dat soun'. an she know dat chahm.
 an she Lays alright down on huh hillside fahm. Roll. an she roll. twen she come to de
 top. an ovah she Eo-kerfiip. kernop' KersOuse in de crick what run below.
 an she Preacher man lows: " 'Twuz de bath done
 de trick Fer a crick in de back lay yo' back in de crick. g
 But 'Twan't dat-no! 'Twuz de Lonesome buhd, Mo'nfulest singah dat evah yo' huhd.
 Den Eyah when yo' heah dat whippo'wnl Lay alright down an a-ron up hill an
 yO' Bones woan ache an yo' flesh woan quake
 wid de Fevah chill fer a whole long yeah. Des yo' Mine me. chileI
 Frank Preston Smart in Puck.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
The Luck of the Draw.

The mistress was giving Harriet the benefit Of her advice and counsel touching a lnomentous step the latter contemplated.
 ~Of course. Harriet" said the lady Of the house. If you intend to get mar ried that's your own business. but you mustn't forget that marriage Is very serious matter"
 .'Yis. mum. said Harriet: 'yis. mum, know 'tis sometimes. num- But. mum. maybe I'll have better luck than you did. mum. Brooklyn Life.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
MASCOT SHOWS WELL
Swansea Times)

Satisfied with the splendid showing in their company's mines in the Bradshaws. after a year Of practical exploration. Jonn Boden, Martin Erickson. Leander Johnson, r. J Brogstrom. stockholders in the Lake Superior and Nevada Development company. passed through the city yesterday, from Duluth. Minn., tc inaugurate extensive development Locally, the interests of the company are known as the Mascot mines, sit uated about a half mile north Q. Harrington. the seven locations sov sring the strong and distinct Assures of the Bradshaw region.
 Two tunnels were run, one reach ing dist@Ece of zoo and the lower enc 800 feet in length. The lower tunnel cuts into the ore bodies al a perpendicular depth of 250 feet
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
The Ink That Hon,sr ussd.

Ink of various hues was used by the ancient Romans. that of a purple tint being considered the exclusive fluid for the execution of all royal writings. as it was distinctively the royal color. It is said that Homer's works were written in letters of gold on roll 120 feet in length. formed of the intestines of scrpents. but we are left in iSno- rance as to the method of preparing this ink.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
Barred Then, Gu.

4 proprietor of cotton mill in Ens land who is something of q philosc pher posted ID on the factory Gaics the following notice:
 ''No cigars or good looking men ad mitted.7
 When asked for an explanation lie said: "I'n tell you. The one will sci a flame agoing among my eottonS and the other among the girls I won't ad init such infiammable and dangerous things into my establishment at any risk~f
Bisbee daily review., 1911-01-21
rakina 2 cha-s.

The mistress WAS giving ila. benefit of her adyice anl "..ir. touching a momrntrus step thr n-;s contemplated
 ~Of course. Harriet. sa;d sa~ of the house If vou intend '~ married rhst's yaur owir .ta sin.-~. 'f you mustn't forget That marria2r s- very serious matter"
 "Yis. mum. said Harriet ~~' mum. know lis ~oHrtimr~ 'rr-' But. mum. mayhs IT h1vr l'sijt' '.' than you did. mum l;rtn aitt. it.