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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19
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able to fight for several months.
Knockout Brown looks to be the next
boy to get a chance to show what he
can do in the ring against Champion
Wolgast-
Joe Jeanette wants another go with
Sam Langford. The previous bouts be-
tween the two showed that Langford
had 1t on Joe from every angle.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19


Chicago at Boston.
Pittsburg at Philadelphia.
Cincinnati at New York.
st. Louis at Brooklyn (two games)
Boston. Mass. July 19.-Those thor
oughly shaken Cubs continued extract
ing revenge from the tailenders yes
terday, winning their third straight
game by a score of IA to 6, which is in
itself indicative of some slaughter.
This happy combination enabled the
Cubs to re-establish themselves in a
better position in the leagues con-
gested rae and also in Manager
Chances favor.
A continuous walking match with
Pitcher Tyler holding the watch was a
large feature in the outcome. Almost
equally prominent was a home run by
Schultz with the bases choked with
Cubs in the sixth inning. and of
slightly lesser note was three base
hit by Holman with two Cubs on the
path In the eighth. The walkfest in
the third and the two long swats were
collectively good for twelve of our
fourteen tallies.
Tyler was the goat during all of
these frequent doings in the score
line. He was as cratic as a girl with
several curls in the middle of her fore
head. When he was good the Cubs
could scarcely get a healthy foul OF
him. but when he was horrid he could
hardly get the ball within fouling dis
lance.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19
OLMSTEAD'S COUSIN
A STAR PITCHER

Menominee. Mich, July 19.-Mont
Olmstead. a cousin of the White Sox
pitcher. has been signed by Dayton. o..
in the Central league Olmstead is
southpaw and has lost but one game
this season.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19
Wildness of Hurler Tyler,
Much Hitting and Errors
Net Easy Victory.
Standing of the Clubs.
Yesterdays Results.

Yesterdays Results.
Chicago, IA: Boston, 6.
Philadelphia. 4, Pittsburg. (first
game).
Philadelphia. 2; Pittsburg. l (ten in
nings).
Cincinnati, s; New York, 2.
st. Louis, s; Brooklyn, 3.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19

CALENDAR OF SPORTS
FOR THE WEEK.
WEDNESDAY,.

, WEDNESDAY,. .
Opening of thirty days race =
meeting at Butte, Mont. q
THURSDAY. .
Matt Wells VS.. Dick Hyland. 10 q
rounds, at Albany, N. Y. .
, Start of automobile endurance =
run from ST Paul, Mimi, to Hele- =
ma, Mont.
FRIDAY. q
Regatta OF Northwes tern ANA .
teur Rowing association at Du- q
. luth Mimi q
SATURDAY. =
Annual bench show of Mon .
mouth County Kennel club at q
Long Branch. N. J. =
Western championship tennis .
tournament opens at Chicago. =
Panama California exposition q
yacht races begin at San Diego, .
. Cal. =
. Start of 1,000-mile aeroplane .
= race around Great Britain. .
= Start of the motor boat race =
. from New York to Halifax.
. frankie White VS.. Young Izzo, q
= ten rounds, at Nashville, Tenn. =
= = = = - - - - u - u a - a u n -
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19
SENATORS PICK UP
AN EASY VICTORY
White Sox Have Off Day of
Worst Kind and Are
Beaten by Z to l.
Standing of the Clubs.
Yesterdays Results.

Washington, Z: Chicago, /.
Detroit, 16; Boston, Z.
Philadelphia, IL; St. Louis, 3.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19

WHY ARE you NOT A TIMES
READER7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19

Lavender cigars are pronounced ex
septiona1ly good by all smokers
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-07-19

Try a I.avenaor cigar. It's EoodI
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
CARDUI WORKED
LIKE A CHARM
After Operation Failed to Help.
Cardui Worked Like a Charm.

Jonesville, S. CT suffered with
womanly trouble" writes Mrs. J. S.
Kendrick, in letter from this place,
"and at times, could not bear to stand
on my feet The doctor said I would
never be any better, and that l would
have to have an operation, or would
have a cancer.
went to the hospital, and they oper-
ated on me. but got no better. They
said medicines would do me no good,
and | thought would have to die.
At last | tried Cardui, and began to
improve. so I continued using it. Now.
| am well, and can do my own work
I don't feel any pains
Cardui worked like a charm"
There must be merit in this purely
vegetable. tonic remedy, for women
Cardui-for it has been in successful
use for more than so years, for the
treatment of womanly weakness and
disease.
Please try it, for your troubles.
NIB Writ TO: Ladies' Advisory Dept. S;hata-
nooVa Medicine Co. Chattanooga. Tenn, for Special
Tnsfr,tctiors and 6i-page book, Home treatment
Tor Women sent In plain wrapper on request.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
CONVICTED OF PERJURY.
Man Who Sued Railroad Given Two
Years in Prison.

Waco, Texas, Oct. 7.-Magdalena
Torres has been convicted of perjury
in the fifty-fourth district court here
the penitentiary This is the out
come of a suit brought by Torres
against the Katy He asked for ST.
900 damages for alleged personal
injuries A peremptory verdict was
given in favor of the road and Tor
res was arrested after the damage
suit ended, charge of perjury be-
ing preferred aginst him by the
sheriff's department
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

KNOW 1T WELL
Familiar Features Well Known 10
Hundreds of Waxahachie Cll-
ZenS.

A familiar burden in every nome
The burden of bad back
A lame, weak or an aching back
Tells you of kidney ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills have cured
of bad backs
Here is good testimony to prove IT,
Albert Battles, farmer, two miles
from Hillsboro, Texas, says: "A
member OF my family suffered from
kidney trouble for at least fifteen
years. The person referred TO had
pain in the small of the back, stoop-
ing was almost impossible. Inc KID
new secretions were too frequent IN
passage and obliged him to arise
MANY times at night. Doan's Kidney
pills were finally procured ana
! through their use, a complete cure
was affected. My daughter was also
greatly helped by this remedy when
suffering from backache and other
symptoms of kidney complaint.
have recommended Doan's Kidney
pills on severai occasions"
Plenty more proof like this from
Waxahachie people. Call at Curtin
Two Drug stores and ask what Gus
toners report.
For sale by all dealers Price 81
cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffa
New York, sole agents for the Unit
! ed States.
t Remember the name Doan g
and take no other. d&w
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
GRAY HAIR MAKES
YOU LOOK OLD
4 Simple Remedy Brings Bac1 the
Natural COlOr-IAandrun
Quickly Removed.

How often one hears the express
sion, "She is gray and beginning 70
look old" 1t is true that gray hair
usually denotes age and is always
associated with age You never hear
one referred to as having gray hair
and looking young.
The hair is generally the index OF
age. If your hair Is gray, you can
blame your friends for RETIRING to
you as looking old. You can
tain youthful appearance II YOU
! allow your hair to grow gray Many
persons of middle age jeopardlze
their future simply by allowing the
/ gray to become manifest. If your
| hair has become faded or gray, try
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair
Remedy. a preparation which
chemist by the name of Wyeth de-
vsed a few years ago, 1t is simple,
inexpensive and practical. and VIII
Danish the gray hairs in few days
1t is also guaranteed to remove
dandruff and promote the growth of
the hair.
1t is a pleasant dressing for the
hair, and after using it few days
itching and dryness of the scalp en-
tirely disappear
This preparation is offered to the
public at fifty cents bottle, and is
recommended and sold by all drug
gists.
Special agents, Curhn's Two DRUG
Stores. (d)
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
LAWTON MAN BELIEVED
TO BE LOST RELATIVE.
Was Captured by Comanche Indians
Near Austin in 1912.

Was Captured by Comanche Indians
Near Austin in 1912.
Lawton, Okla, Oct. II. b, Ba-
ker. a Comanche county farmer be-
lieves he has found William Love
Brown, who. at the age Of IL, was
captured by the Comanche Indians
near Austin, and has never been
heard from since the capture occur
red July 10, 1912.
Mrs. Carrie Jayne Mcfarland OF
Port Lavaca, Texas, sister, wrote
to Indian agents in Oklahoma ask
ing them to look for such man. A
dispatch in Kansas City paper was
reprinted by a Lawton paper and
came to the attention of Baker.
A few days before an old man had
come to Bakers farm with hay
camp. where he tended stock and
did odd Jobs The man could Meth
er read nor write, and said he be
lieved he was about 80 years old
Baker questioned him closely
without telling him of the search
He said he had been captured from
his parents near Austin, Texas, when
a boy. He escaped from the Conan
ches, he said. by riding Off the
chiefs horse. The chief then was the
father of the late Quanah Parker. A
Mexican helped him escape, he SAID.
He remembered a sister older than
he, and a brother whom he does nor
remember whether he was older OF
Younger. He does not know his name
hut called himself Vaughn, after
relative he remembers.
The story tallies with that writ
ten by Mrs. Mcfarland. Baker VIII
keep the old man until he hears
from supposed relatives.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Here is a chance for some of the
girls. The editor of the Burieson
County Ledger says For a good
every day household angel give us
woman who laughs. One of these
laughs that are first cousins to SO
ciety hand-shake, or the real old
fashioned laugh of which we some
times read There are different
kinds of laughs. Brother do you
want your angel to laugh by ear
or by note?
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
Foley's Kidney Pills

Supply Just the ingredients needed
TO build up, strengthen and restore
the natural action of the kidneys
and bladder. Specially prepared for
backache, headache, nervousness
rheumatism and all kidney, bladder
and urinary Irregularities. For sale
by the Curtin Two Drug Stores. Cur
lin Drug Co. n Side So, Curlin's
pharmacy. W Side So. d&w
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Armed with bench warrant Dep
uty Sheriff Yates went 10 Dallas
Saturday morning after WIN Jack
son. colored, who Is wanted here Oh
a charge of murder Jackson has been
in Jail there some time He was con
victed on some charge in the Dallas
courts this week Jackson is wanted
here for shooting and killing an oh
negro near Henry about two years
ago
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
CHICKEN THIEF STUNG.
Steals Eight Hens and Loses Purse
Containing S65.

Mckinney, Texas, Oct. IA citi-
zen of the west part or Mckinney
recently heard noise in his chicken
house at night but did not investi-
gate Next morning there were
eight fine hens missing, but pock-
etbook with SOS in it lay just out
side the door. He says he will sell
the remainder of the fowls at the
same price if he can find customer
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Now that the tax assessors rolls
for l91l have been completed, MANY
counties throughout the state ar"
boasting OF the figures shown. yes
but what progress have you made ID
building good roads? This question
is paramount in Importance to all
others.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

James J Hill has become an apos-
tie of prosperity. lie says thefe 10
nothing the matter with the couh-
try, save political ghost dancing
Perhaps so. and that may be the rea-
son why so many people are determ-
med to see that some OF the pollt'-
clans do the ghost dance
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

1t is announced that Governor
Colquitt will open the San Antonio
Fair. One good thing follows anoth-
err and it stands to reason that, on
the occasion of his visit to Tamala-
Vile. the governor will be invited
by admiring friends to open some
thing else
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

The Express wants to get arteslah
water into the San Antonio river.
We can see the point. What Is the
use of a river without water. Ana
this suggests solution TO the Trim
ty river navigation puzzle; Gle,
water
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

We are glad that the communlca-
tive Dallas man did not find it nee
essary to declare that more churches
and more religious activity ~oul
make it worse in Dallas, II is no
trouble to guess who that man is for
for governor
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Two leaves of grass where there
should be but one, as w ID. cox
of the Mergenthaler company puts
it. is a mistake that is making the
business improbable N
countless places. Better for all con-
cerned if there be one well patronlz-
ed paper in a place than two strug-
Cling for existence.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
APPLES.

Winesap and Ben Davis, from
Springdale, Ark. Good, better and
best. Come to the car and we will
tell you the rest. Car on H. & T. G.
track near freight depot $l.00
bushel wholesale; Sl25 bushel re-
tail Mosley 4 Thompson 62p
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

An exchange pertinently remarks
that Lieutenant Governor DaVlus ia
recently played governor for a lie"
DAYS. There are some, the neuten-
ant governor included. who are IN
clined to the opinion that the of1l-
ciaI referred to most successfully
played the deuce only short Whiie
before he attempted 10 play the gov
ernor
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
RANK oEFICEIs KILLED
ny POISON ON MONEY
Germs Scratched Into n Small Pin'-
pie, Which Develops Into
Fatal AbsceSs.

Boston, Mass. Oct Poison
from the handling of money caused
the death in Waltham yesterday OF
George II. Farnham. treasurer OF the
Waltham Cooperative Bank
Some time ago Mr.. Farnham,
while counting money in the bank,
scratched a small pimple behind his
ear, and thought no more of the in
cident until after the pimple gave
him considerable pain. 1t developed
into an abscess and eventually the
poison impregnated the blood and
eliminated in Bright's disease.
Mr. Farnham was IS years of age
and leaves widow and child.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Our old friend Bill Bryan, seems
TO be riled on account OF reports 70
the effect that he contemplates NOV
ing to Texas. Well Bill might move
further and do much worse. II
closer to Texas than it is to Wash
ingtou.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

United States Senator Stephenson
of Wisconsin. so it is stated, declar-
ed that he did not want to buy the
nomination We presume not. IL Is
reasonably certain that Senator
Stephenson was giving up great
gobs of cool cash for the benefit OF
the onward moyement'-in poll
tics
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07
Fish for Lakes.

Owing to the continued dry wealth
er the new lake at Ennis is almost
dry again. A number of stockhoid-
ers of the Katy Fishing and Boating
Club and the Bell Branch Country
club visited the Ennis lake this
week and brought back thousands
of fine white perch and deposited
them in their respective lakes.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

We have no doubt Senior Miguel
+. Dibold. Mexican consul at San
Antonio who is to be recalled for al
legged indiscreet utterances, is 40"
more fully convinced than ever that
Texas is hell for Mexicans.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Hereford has received her first
bale OF cotton for the season. The
Brownsville country is now prepai p
ing for the crop of 1912 Texas is d
great big country.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Waxahachie is growing, and a wa
ter supply that used to be an ample
sufficiency gives short service now.
Before another summer season folis
around let's have more water
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

i An Ordinance Prohibiting the Depos-
iting, Throwing or Sweeping o.
Trash, Paper and Other InfIamna-
| BILE Material into any Alley or
| street within the Fire Limits OF
the City OF Waxahacfie, Texas, or
Into the Public Square and Pro-
yiding Penalty for a Violation
Thereof:
Be it ordained by the city counct
of the city of Waxahachie, Texas
Article That it shall be unaw-
full for any person occupying any
room or building within the fire sim
its of the city of Waxahachie, Texas,
or for any person who is member
of any partnership, joint-stoek
company, corporation or other asso-
citation of persons and who occupies
any room or building within the IRE
limits in the name of or for the bene-
fit of such co-partnership, Joint
stock company, corporation or other
association of persons, or for the
agent. servant or employe or any
such person, co-partnership, JOINT
| stock company, corporation or othes
association of persons to deposit or
/ throw or sweep into any street or al
! ley within the fire limits or into the
public square any trash, paper, or
other inflammable waste matter that
NAV accumulate or be in any such
room or building and leave in such
place where deposited, thrown OF
swept for any length of time greater
than two hours Any person so OF
Tending shall be deemed guilty or
misdemeanor and on conviction shat
be fined in any amount not exceed
ing ten dollars.
Article 2 Such trash, paper anc
- other inflammable waste matter tha'
has accumulated in any room OF
building shall when deposited OF
thrown or swept into any such stree
or alley or into the public square b'
! | Immediately covered with and con
q fined in a wire or iron basket I'M
, meshes of which shall not be large
! than six inches. and such trash. pa
nep and other inflammable vast
3 matter so confined shall be burne'
4 within in 80 minutes after same ma
4 been placed in said street, alley o
> public square, and while confined Il
such basket and not later than
o'clock in the evening Any one 0
the above named persons piaclh
A such matter in such street or allie
g or in the public square VINO sha'
s fail to Immediately cover same VII
r such wire or iron basket or "h
J, shall fail when so covered 10 Dur
r same within thirty minutes afte
g same has been deposited. thrown o
= swept into such alley, street or pul
s lie square and while confined In sue
y basket shall be deemed guilty OF
misdemeanor and on conVlcuo
shall be fined in any sum not e'
II ceeding ten dollars,
i 90 f. B PRINCE
II Mayor Of the City of Waxahaehi'
= Texas.
0 Attest, CARROLL TODD,
p Secretary Of the City of Waxahachi'
ID Texas 10
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Two circuses and the Marine
Band all billed for WaXahachie next
week This means that the cotton
picker viii part with some Of his
loose change during the week, and
The other fellow will follow suit.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Charity, these days seems to be
the giving away of old clothes thal
have been turned for the last time,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

; Waxahachie is the liveliest
} town to be found in Central
} Texas Its trade is far in excess
of any town of similar popula-
} ton in the state.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

striking may come easy for the
walking delegates, but how aboul
the man who has family to provide
fprT
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

character standing or reputation OF any
person, firm or corporation that may APP
pear in the columns OF the Daily Light
will be gladly cor -ected upon it's being
brought to the attention of the manage
ment.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Canada has refused to 'reciproc
and coal is so much per ton-eash'
Life is just one durn thing after
another.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

B Hon. G.. G.. Groce made a
; strong speech at the Bryan and
, Sewell Club last Tuesday night
, in support of the democratic
; ticket and platform. His points
} were logically made and strong
ly grounded,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

We note that the real estate men
ar, to have lunch weekly in Dallas
II can not be charged that Dallas IS
short in her charities
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

The court of criminal appeals no|
has under adyisement the legisla-
tive contempt cases Of Colonel Vol
ters and Mr. Gray This will account
for the thusness Of the weather.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Put this in your pipe and smoke
il: That candidate or prospective
candidate who is afraid of the init
alive, referendum and recall Will
bear watching.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Announcement is made that a
100000 coffin factory is to be To-
Gated at Dallas VIII this be able -
supply the home demand
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

The boy who is too old to be
spanked and too young to turn
loose should be sat upon.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Prof. +. A. Bivings of Boyce
has our thanks for a renewal OF
subscription to the Enterprise.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

The Enterprise Publishing Company IS
in no way responsible for debts that may
be contracted by employees, nor will we
assume payment of such debts under
sny circumstances. Every employe OF
this office is paid promptly for work
done. This is to protect ourselves and
the selling public ENTERPRISE PUB
FISHING COMPANY. Per G. w. Nc
Knight President.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

When the people again become
the real bosses there is going to be
a refreshing change in the political
atmosnhere.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Along with the doctrine, pay for
what you get a small amount Of
given TO the sublee~
getting what you pay for" woulo
not be time entirely wasted.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Obituaries, resolutions OF respect, cards
of thanks-ali matter not NEWS-wlll be
charged for at the rate OF cents per line.
Poetry at double price.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

There is one consolation in hav-
ing had no rich ancestors. We are
not required to pay an inheritance
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

We have actually heard of one or
two who are Directing 70 the clean
ap ordinance.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

Hoke smith Of Georgia has been
elected an honorary member OF the
blacksmtihs' union. You just can
keep a good man down.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

The windows are now being
placed in the new court house.
The plastering is nearly finish
ed.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

At least the detonation from the
first gun fired in the senatorial cam
paign sounds as if real democrau"
ammunition was being used,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-10-07

The best way to lay skeletons is
to do away with closets.