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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

SUBURBAN rROPERTY-l6O acres
adjoining the city of Ardmore on the
west at the end of West Main street,
all level and pretty, would make an
ideal addition to the city. Some one
will get it at a bargain IL purchased
within a reasonable time. Buy d.
rect from the owner. Price s65.00 cash
per acre. JIM WATKINS.
My home is short distance from the
town on the west.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

160-Acres good land in Ness County
Kansas. 1OO-acres broke out Tor
crops, 60 acres in pasture; all nice,
smooth land. Every acre can be farm
ed; no other improvements. Price
s35 per acre. Will trade for dry
goods For further information, call
or c. L. WELLS,
14-tf Ardmore, Ok
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Excuse me, madam, bat would
you mind walking the other way,
and not passing the horse" said an
English cabman, with exaggerated
politeness, to the lady who had just
paid a minimum fare with no fees.
"Why?" she inquired.
Because if e sees wot 'es been
carrying for "a shilling ell have a
fit" was the freezing answer.-Sun-
day Magazine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
GEO, H, WEBB,

Real Estate, Insurance and Loans.
Rents and bills of all kinds col
lected.
Will be connected with the largest
cooperative real estate agency in the
world.
List your farm property, city prop
erty, or business of any description,
or can sell to you, no difference where
you want to buy.
P. o. BOX 1926. ARDMORE, OK.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
Question OF Cooking.

Among the questions put on one oc-
casion by the teacher OF a Sunday
school class In Trenton, N. j., was
this: why did Elijah put water on
the sacrifice?" After some hesitation
an answer was forthcoming from q
little girl in front. who s'5' ITO
make the gravy, me-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Little Johnnie stood gazing SOL
emnly on the decrepid form of an
old countryman. Noticing the boys
attention the old man asked: We'll,
what is it, SOM"
Say" the inquisitive youngster
asked, Did the politicians kiss you
when you were a baby?'-Success
Magazine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
The Truth

Every person in this city who is suf'
fering from Eczema, Pimples, Dand'
ruff or any form of skin or scalp dis
ease, can find relief and be permanent
ly cured by Zemo, a clean liquid for
external use. All druggists sell ZEMO
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
Farm Loans.

Farm Loans.
l am on the market for farm loans
at the lowest prevailing rate. You
can get your money without any oe'
lay, and the most liberal privileges.
If you wish to make a farm loan,
come in and talk the matter over.
A. c. BURWELL,
26-1m 202 w. Main Street.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
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Maud Muller, on a winters eve,
Raked in more coin than you'd be-
lieve,
Maud had a booth at our church
fair,
And was the prettiest maiden there,
Judge.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Wanted-To teach you Shorthand
at home. Mail Course in Spencerian
Shorthand $40. Easily learned Easi-
ly written. Easily read Selvidge
Business College, Ardmore, Okla.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
For Exchange for Ardmore Income
Property.

Property.
A fine improved ranch and farm in
Mitchell county, Texas, free and clear.
Improvements consist of one $500
home with good barn, and al! needed
outbuildings; one $4,000 home with
good barn, ETC.; three good tenant
houses; all fenced and cross fenced;
500 acres in cultivation and now being
planted to corn, cotton, kaffir corn and
other crops. Land is of level rich
chocolate soil and is very productive
Price only $50 per acre. Will divide
to suit any reasonable trade.
JAY. T. SMITH.
Kansas City, Mo.
15-1m 5000 Park Avenue.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
Biggest Bargain Yet.

Handsome 2-story home, large
east front corner lot, 6 blocks out for
s1,750; $1,000 cash. balance time.
2e-1m. WEST & WEST.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
FOR SALE.

My home place, modern in every
respect. For prices and terms apply
on premises, 22 Fifth Ave, N. w.
13-12t E. c. COLLINS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

MR. PIANO BUYER, it will be to your
own interest to see d. Crosby whole.
sale representative for Baldwin
Pianos before buying a piano. Call
or write 1870 d Street, N. W, Ard
more, Okla. lO1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
Fine Farm, Easy Terms.

310-acre farm, near Bromide
Springs, fine agricultural land, on
easy terms and very low price. NJ. L.
Alexander, Ardmore, Okla. 26-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
Real Estate Bargains

Lots are now ready in the
BEAUTIFUL BOOKER SUBDlVl-
SION. In city limits, on car line,
every city convenience, east front
age. Ten dolls down and s5 month.
Choicest resident lots in Ardmore.
Will take you to see property any
hour. Will make a speciality of show
ing the lots after 5 o'clock of even
ings.
F. B. McEdIROY,
soft Phone $40.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

SPECIAL 80 day rate on all kinds of
cleaning, pressing and dyeing, at
the London Steam Dye House.
Phone 301 and We will do the rest
12-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

This is an extract from the diary
of the little heroine in Kate Tribe
Sharber's story, The Annals of Ann
which proves the sharpness of youth
full observation: no matter how fine
doctor a ladys husband is she
is never permitted to mention it tc
her friends, for this is called 'un.
ethical But if she's expecting com
pany of an afternoon she can happen
TO have a bottle with a queer thing
inside setting on the mantel-piece,
and when the company asks what on
earth the thing is she can say, For
goodness sake! My husband must
have forgotten that Why, that's Sen
ator Himuck's appendix, FIX.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Marriage" said George Ade, at
a dinner in New York, lis a won
derful thing"
Mr.. Ade laughed a cynical bachel-
or's laugh.
Marriage" he went on, changes
people so. i met a man the other
day who had recently married, and
he looked so much different that
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

During the progress of the morn
ing bath of a -months-old in
fant, a little neighbor girl came into
the room carrying a doll which she
had received for a Christmas pres
ent, and stood watching the opera
tion for some time. The little girls
doll was much the worse for hard
usage, being minus an arm and a
leg. Finally she said to the mother
of the child: How long have you
had your baby?" The child was in
formed, and looking from her dol TO
the baby she said, My, you have
kept it ice."-Sunday Magazine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

said: A.
Why, my boy, thought you were
tall. But you're shorter than when
I saw you last. You are actually short
now
Yes, | am short he returned
I've married and settled down, you
know. st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Lover-Answer me, Clara, | can
bear this supense no longer,
Her Father-Answe him, Clara.
thinking of the Goa, and gas bills. }
| can't bear this expense much
longer Exchange.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Two Jews had long been bitter en-
emies and had often done each 9th.
er all the damage they could. With
one of them this enmity became
a mania and finally he had vision.
An angel appeared to him and said
that he cou,d have one wish, his
dearest wish gratified, but with this
proviso: Rosenthal, his enemy, was
to receive twice or double the bless
ing confirmed on him. Well" said
Ikey, IF / wish for a million dol
lars, he gets two million, and
don't want that" After puzzling over
the problem for some time "a happy
idea struck him, and putting one
hand over one eye he said: | Wis
dot | had one blind eye. Kansas
City Star.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

WANTED--Good white girl for gen.
eral housework. Apply PIG West
Main. Mrs. C. w. Bigert. 1863
PLAIN SEWING, special on infants
wardrobe and shirtwaists. Phone
623.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

WILLIE 'spect | ought to tell you
that this nickel is counterfeit.
Conductor-What makes you think
so?
Willie-Well, papa said money
talked, and I've had this a whole
day and it hasn't said a word.-EX.
change.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Remember the Honey Bee Flour
and Chase & Sanborn's coffee, the
only coffee that always gives sat
isfaction. Felker, the grocer, sole
agent for both. 12t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Honey Bee gives perfect satisfac-
ion for bread, biscuit or pastry.
Felker sells It
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18
C. A. REEDER

PHONE "a.
Before you go.
That's a good thing to remember,
because we have the finest hacks in
the city, they meet all trains, they
make special calls, and are always
on time.
CITY CAB COMPANY.
31-1m Leon Brooks, Manager.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Kate Douglas Wiggln met a lit
tie girl in the East Side of New
York carrying a huge bundle wrap
ped up in shawl. She spoke to
the child, MY dear, where are
you going? May i not help you to
carry your bundle? 1t looks too
heavy for you" The child looked
up, and with wonder in her eyes,
exclaimed why it's not heavy! It's
my brother! Exchange.
Arthur Brisbane, editorial writer
for william r. Hearst, has been
great friend of John l.. Sullivan,
the former heavyweight champion,
for many years. When Brisbane
was a newspaper writer in London
John l., was given an audience b.,
the late King Edward, then Prince
of Wales.
BY George," exclaimed Sullivan
to some of his friends, Brisbane is
the leading young journalist of Amer
lea, and if | meet the Prince oil
Wales, Brisbane does, too"
When the little party arrived at
the palace for the audience, the
court attendants nearly had heart
failure as John l.. introduced Bris-
bane in these words: This is my
pal. He's Arthur Bribane, the lead,
ing young journalist of America"
They pointed out that a newspaper
man, especially an American of that
profession, could mot be present
at the reception.
''No Brisbane, no mel" said Sull:-
van fatty.
Finally they Were admitted, and
then it was Brisbane's turn to get
heart failure.
Sullivan strobe up TO the Prince
of Wales, grasping him by the hand,
and said in his deep voice ::
Hello, Prince, Let me present
Arthur Brisbane, the leading young
journalist of America" Popular
Magazine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

ONE THOUSAND ACRES good
farming land, will sell on terms to
suit purchaser. See me At once. II.
tie perfect. Sam Noble, Ardmors
Okla.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

Nurse Ito Timmy. who has been
using some bad words How dare
you, Tommy! Don't let me hear
you say that again.
Timmy-Well, Shakespeare says it.,
nurse.
Then you are not to go out play
ing with him any more. .'-Exchange.
How tail am l. Miss Smith," a
little girl asked her governess.
Not quite forty-five inches, dear"
''But how tall am IL"
Il told you, dear-not quite forty
five inches"
Really, Miss Smith. you don't
seem to grasp my meaning. | didn't
ask how tall ! wasn't. t."-Bystander
A teacher was trying to explain
the dangers of overwork to one Of
the smaller pupils.
Now, Tommy" she pursued, 'if
your father was busy all day and
said he would have to 20 back to
the office at night, what would he
be doing?"
That's what Ma wants to know"
said Tommy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

First published April IA, 1911
14-13t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

soft
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-04-18

FOR RENT-Modern S-room house
on C street, southwest. j. II. Kahn,
Phone 225. 14-4m
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
QUICKLY CLEARS
THE COMPLEXION

Mrs. Mae Martyr has been address.
ing large audiences everywhere Win
her lecture on "Bcauty and How 10
Acquire It. says the Philadelphia
Cali. She said today. - with com
pIexious as in dress, simplicity accom-
plishes most. So many women ms
take in thinking high-prced powders
and cosmetics best because of their
cost.
''Of all skin beautifcrs none com.
pares with common spurmaX. 1T
makes an ideal, inexpensive face LOTION
and used daily for time makes a
rough, sallow, Iifeless or pimply com
pleXion clear and smooth.
:'To make the lotion, get at any
drug store four ounces of spurmaN
and dissolve it in half-pint hot
water, adding two teaspoonfuls glyc
crime. When applied it does not ru'
Off or show like powder and Is won
derful for oily, shiny, rough skins II
leaves the complexion clear, smooti
and velvcty.'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
THREE COURTS ARE KEPT
BUSY BY THE COX CASE
Cincinnati Boss Making Hard Fight &c
Avoid Being Tried for Per-
jury.

CINCINNATI. o., March 22.-Legal
battles between the county prosecutors
and attorneys for George Il, Cox, who is
making an effort TO prevent Judge Cor
man from trying him on the charge OF
perjury. continued today unaOatcd.
The result OF the days proceedings
was that German forced the defendant 5
attorneys 10 appear before him on the
motion to quash the indictment. Judge
German will render his decision tomor-
row.
The circuit court, which is hearing the
mandatory injunction against Judge Cor
man TO prevent him from trying the case
OF Cox. announced that decision prob
ably would be reached tomorrow.
The exciting Incidents of the case oc-
CURED this morning when Judge Cor
man. after hearing that Presiding Judge
Hunt had refused 10 make an entry OF his
decision of Monday. when ho held that
he could not try the case. ordered thn
Cox affidavit. declaring German ''prcju
diced and biased" stricken from the rec
ords. Cox's attorneys protested. but "a
no avail and Judge German proceeded by
forcing the arguments on the motion Ia
quash the indictments.
Tho three courts, the circuit court
Presiding Judge Hunts common pleas
court and Judge Germans court. still
have different phases OF the Cox case be-
fore them and possibilities for legal tan
giles continue imminent.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
LAUNDRY SITUATION is
SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED

Wednesday brought further complica
tons in the walkout OF the laundry work
c-s OF Salt Lake. Some OF the union
ba rbcr shops, restaurants and saloons
have refused to send their work To any
laundry employing driver who does not
carry union card. The laundry man
ayers assert that this movement is incon
scluential while the union laundry work
ers and their supporters expect thet II
WI spread until II amounts to a virtual
bovco;t OF every laundry that does not
recognize the right OF its employees to
organize
Members of the force employed at the
company left their posts Wednesday and
further defcctions are predicted: although
the laundry managers state that the
Places of those who left can easily be
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23

rnntically. ~ wrote everything that Eh.
Is supposed to have written III the !ast
five years.
$500 to be used In procuring a divorce
from his wife. so that he could marry
her. 80, -
ITO Nun Confessed" and 'ScrvItuue
and possesses an income of between Soo.
600 and S60.O 900 year, entered the wit
ness box and described how she met
Sberard at Cannes. France. Slie was
practically without funds and she gave
him she said $500 with which 10 buy
clothes Sh" did not know at the time
that he had been married previously ana
was not aware of the situation until a
few days after their wedding, when she
discovered his divorce parers. Suspect
Ing his alliance with hcr was Illegal. she
took possession of these documents. She
denied that her husband had written any
II the works attributed Ia her.
Mrs. Sbcrard Is a native Of Virginia;
Sbcrard's s works include biography Of
Oscar Wilde The Story Of an Unhappy
.ricndship" and AFTER the Fault.
After hearing both stories in detail
the presiding Judge decided that the de-
PENDANT must return TO her husband one
horse aix pigs and one cat and inc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
British Author, Robert Sheard,
Brings Action Against His
Wife.
LATTER IS AN AMERICAN
Husband Is Stranded, While Bet
ter Half Possesses Income OF
100000 a Year.

LONDON, March 22.-Horses. pigs.
cats. manuscripts OF plays and stories
and earlier divorce papers figured largely
TO the amusement of the audience, at the
trial today Of sult brought In the
county court at Northampton by the
English author. Robert Shcard. against
his wife the American authoress. Irene
Osgood who was formerly Mrs. Charles
Pigott Harvey. nee De Bclot
a suit for separation brought by the
wife Is pending and the husband, in the
present action. alleges that the defendant
purloined the above mentioned property.
all he, possessed. and so left him strand :
ed. Sherard. describing his HE at
GulIsborough hall In Northampton,
which Is tho property OF his wife. re-
fcrrcd TO the home my calvary
He had been treated like dog ne
declared and thrice thrown out OF the
place.
81 am Irene OsEood =" he shouted dra
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
CHALLENGE FROM SCHRAMM.
JOHNSON, DRUGS.
Offer to Refund Money if DR.. Howard s
Specific viii Not Cure Any Case
Of Constipation or Dyspepsia.

Schramm Johnson, Drugs. are seeking
the worst case of dyspepsia or constipa-
tion in salt Lake City or vicinity to
test DIR. Howard S new specific for the
cure of those diseases.
So confident are they that this re-
markable medicine will effect last
ing cure in short time, that they Of
fer 10 refund the money should ii not
be successful.
In order 20 secure the quickest pos
sible introduction Schramm-J Johnson,
Drugs. will sell regular 5O-cent pack.
age of this medicine at half price, %
cents
This specific of DR.. Howard S will
cure sick headache, dizzy feelings,
constipation, dyspepsia and all forms
Of malaria and liver trouble. IL does
not simply give relief for a time; it
makes permanent and complete cures.
1t Will regulate the bowels, tone up
the whole intestinal tract. give YOU an
appetite. make food taste good and
digest wei! and increase vigor. JOY
and happiness Will take the place of
that "don t care whether live or
die feeling.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
ST0LYPIN MAY REMAIN
PREMIER OF RUSSIA
Strong Pressure Being Brought to Bear
to Induce Him to Continue
in office.

ST. PETERSBURG. March 22.-Thc
ministerial situation took a turn In ia
vor CT M. Stolypin remaining premier.
Although M. Kokovsoff has been ap-
pointed 10 the premiership. the appoint
ment has not officially been announced.
The emperor dncd last evening at the
residence OF Nine Viroboff, daughter of
Secretary OF State Tancff. who Is also
grand master OF the courts. After the
dinner the Grand Duchess Olga Alex
anderovana told those assembled that the
emperor had succeeded in persuadinS NJ.
Stoypin to remain In office.
In response to inquiries. Stolypin said
the situation was without change and
that he had received no direct or indi-
rect proposals from his majesty since his
resignation.
The Nntionalistic press is strongly urg-
ing NJ. StolYpin to reconsider his deter
mination to retire
The emperor today received the Polish
members Of the council Of tho empire
who helped to defeat the Zoemstvoe bill
and graciously conversed with them. This
was much commented upon because the
defeat. Of this bill resulted In the fall OF
Premier Stolypi0.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
OPPOSITION ATTACKS
JAPANESE GOVERNMENT
Article TWO Of the Treaty With United
States, Which Was Cancelled,
Causes Trouble.

VICTORIA March 22.-Ncws was
brought by the Tacoma Maru OF an at
tack upon the Japanese government by
the Kohumin. or Nationalist party, beS
cause OF the cancellation OF article 2
OF the treaty with America relating to
emigration. Mr.. Oishi, leader OF the
party. demanded TO know In what form
had the government assured America that
emigration would be strictly limited. Such
an assurance was regarded as isnoble. he
said and his party would protest
The foreign minister, Count komura.
replied that the provision in article .
in the old treaty which empowered the
United States TO limit Japanese emigra-
ton was a danger TO the interests Of
both countries. and he declared that the
abolition OF the clause was the chief aim
of tho new treaty. Japan had given a
memorandum to America, promising not
to change Its emigration policy which
had been pursued for some years.
In answer to some questions. Foreign
Minister komura said the government
had forbidden tho Coastine trade to
Japanese vessels as America would never
consent TO this. Mr.. Hattori asked If
Japanese residing in one part Of Ameri-
can territory were to be allowed to freely
move to other parts and II marriage he
tween japanese and Americans was to
be recognized by all states The foreign
minister promised To reply after inves-
tlRation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
Will Vote on Water System.
pccial To The Tribune.

WESTON. Ida. March 22.-NeXt Mon
day the citizens OF Weston will vote on
the bonding OF the city for a water sys-
TON. Railroad engineers and Mr. Hum
phr!es Of LOGAN and Mr.. Aitlsen of Rich
rrond have gone over the proposed sys-
,c'T in detail and have each and all pro-
nounced II n thoroughly good one The
water is 10 be piped two and one half
miles from "A spring near the Hans Mel
son place. west OF this city.
nj. n mass tnee'Ins lor ths NOMINATION OF
two years from the tth OF April next Will
he held In the Weston opera house on the
evening Of March 81.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-23
WASH THOSE PIMpI,es a

Use y. D. D.. tha, mild. soo,sIr. [
Chat recognized remedy for Eo,1sst
all skin troubles. First drops ,st. !.
that awful burning itch. cleans 4
wash away every plmple-eysrr 4,
ity. Nothing Ike d. D. b. ior ibs !
plexlon.
Get a Csc trial bottle today-vo,,.
times rs cost to have e bottle T.
house: At any rate, drop into on
TO talk over the merits OF this vo,i'
prescription. Schramm- johnson. h
five stores. -