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Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
A Match For the Bishop.

In the days when church disestab-
iishment was being very warmly dis
cussed in Wales Mr.. Lloyd George
won great local repute by his cam
paign against the bishop of st. Asaph.
At a meeting held in Flintshire the
chairman. a Welsh deacon with very
strong convictions, got up to introduce
Mr.. Lloyd George.
Gentlemen" he said. Il half to in
troduce to you tonight the member for
the Carnarvon boroughs. He bass
come here to reply to what the bishop
of St Asaph said the other night
about Welsh disestablishment. 1t iss
my opinion. gentlemen. that the bish-
OPP of St Asaph ISIS one of the biggest
liars in creashon. ICheers- But
am glad to say that we han match
for him in our speaker tonight"
Mr.. Lloyd George afterward said the
only thing that saved him from going
TO pieces was the roar Of applause
that followed the speakers astounding
statement
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Mot Guilty..

Poor Tweedledum was in trouble.
He was up before the local magis-
trate. "Offcer." demanded the dis
penser of justice. read the charge"
Mumbledun's chest expanded. "Ob-
structing the traffic by causing large
crowd to assemble in Ditchwater
street on the Goth inst. yer worship"
''And defenseY' raped out his wor-
ship, turning to Tweedledum. Twee-
dledum cleared his throat. Sir" he
replied, II happened to appear in my
front garden wearing a tie my wife
bought me for my birthday. and it
got about that was going TO give a
comic entertainment. That is all"
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

The modern grievance of the Illus
trious against the photographer of
the halfpenny paper has parallel as
far back as the early part of Queen
Elizabeth's reign. when her minister.
Cecil, issued a proclamation against
the circulation of i'll favored likenesses
of her majesty. 1t stated that. as her
majesty had perceived IA great mum
Der of her loving subjects to be much
grieved with the errors and deformi-
ties displayed in many popular por-
traits of herself she had been pleas
ed. being herein. as it were. overcome
with the continual requests of so
many of her nobility and lords. to
command that some cunning person
should shortly make portrait OF her
person or visage to be participated to
others for the comfort Of her loving
subjects"
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

He Is my brother who hath need.
No matter what his race or creed
Wherever men in anguish cry.
Wherever men in sorrow lie,
Wherever bitter tears are shed
Where'er the star of hope hath fed,
IT'S thine to comfort and sustain.
Let no one cry to thee in vain.
Oh, let thy charity extend
Beyond the household of thy friend!
Thy love search through the world to find
The weak and suffering of thy kind.
Let charity begin at home,
But, oh, forbid 1t not to roam.
To seek upon the highways drear
The souls that faint for words of cheer!
Marcus Petersen.
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
MAILS CLOSE FOR

Boston, 05, 10.I0 a. m. 03.35, 5.35, 7.45p.m
Worcester, 7.05. 1910 a. m, 3 Is, 5-35, 7.45p
m,
Danielson, TAO, 1910 a. M, 5.35, 7.45 p. N.
Hartford, 7.40, 1910 a. H., 5.35 7.45 p. n.
New York, 7.40, l0.l0 am, 3.l5,5 1871 40 p. u
New Haven, Z 40, l0.I0 a. m, 5.35, LAB p. IN.
Norwich, 40, l0.l0a. m, 5.S5, 7.45 p. IN.
Willimantic, 7. 05, 0.l0 a. m, 535, As p. m.
West and Southern States, 7.05 l.40, 1910,
m. 3l5, 3.35 535, LAS p. m.
Worcester and New London, North, Way Sta
tions, 90 a. m, 3.l5 p. m.
Worcester and New London, South, Way Sta
TONS 40 a. M, 5.35
Boston and Hartford, East, Way Stations, ~
m.
Boston and Hartford West, Way Stations, 5.S5
p. IN.
Boston and Pough., East, Way Stations, S.s6
p. IN.
Boston and Pough., West, Way Stations, 1910
a..
Boston, Providence and New York, East, Way
Stations. 1910 am.
Woodstocks, South, North. East, 1890 a. m.
5.35 p. IN.
Pomtret, I. AZ a. m, 5.35 p. m.
West Woodstock, Woodstock Valley, West
ford and Eastford 1890 a. m.
Nights for all points 7.45 p. m.
Sundays for all points 7.30 D. m.
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
name was Sandy Anderson. but be had
once owned "a wretched farm called
Boggendreep. and he was Boggy to the
day of his death.
The K Ray.

The X ray. so called. was discover
ed on Oct 8. 1895. by Professor w. G.
Roentsen. The professor was expert
menting with Crookes vacuum tube.
electrically excited. and enveloped in
a black covering. when he noticed that
some of the rays proceeding from the
tube passed through the black paper
and affected auorescent screen some
two or three yards away. In such
way did his great discovery come to
him, when he was least expecting it
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Scottish Names.

No country has experienced the diff
Guilty arising from the commences OF
one surname in a district more intense
" than Scotland With q whole coun-
tryside populated by Campbelis. Fra
sers or Gordons. some more distio-
gushing nomenclature had to b
found. And no doubt this was the
chief reason why at one time men
were always known by the name OF
their estate or farm Dean Ramsay
remembered an old cowherd who was
always known as Boggy. his real
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

"Our Tommy" said the boys moth
er. fought 10 make success in life
He shows great determination TO stick
TO anything he undertakes"
Does hep" queried the proud father.
Yes" she replied Why. he put
In the whole day making soap bubbles
and trying TO tie string to them. -
Chicago News.
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

What is this 'wanderlust' you read
of SO often as compelling people to
leave homer
Il don't know" replied Mr. Cumrox !,
but. judging from my observation of
people who have it. 'wanderlust' Is
German for creditors. - Washington
Star
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Younn Wasps Fried.

Young wasp grubs fried In butter DO
not at first sight appear to be the most
alluring dish in the world. yet they
have been pronounced delicious by
those hardy experimenters who nave
tried them. Fed as they are upon the
sweetest Juices drawn from fruits and
flowers. they naturally possess deii-
cate favor Perhaps the best way 70
prepare them Is to bake them in the
comb
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
NOTICE

The annual meeting OF the Putnam
Cemetery Association will be held In the
City Council Chamber, Saturday, FEB.
4, 1911, at 8 80 O'Clock a. M, to hear the
report OF officers for the past year, ana TO
elect officers for the year ensuing, to elect
two Trustees for three years, and auditors
OF the Treasurer of the Association and oil
the Trust accounts, and to do any other
proper business to come before said meet
ing.
Per order OF the President,
NEWTON A. BALLARD, Secy.
Putnam, Conn, Jan. 20, 1911. 80
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
A Disqusted Super.

Sir Henry Irving used to tell a story
of a super who had to rush on the
stage and give the announcement.
MY lord, the king is here!'
Thinking that the man might be ar
fiicted by stage fright. Sir Henry in
structed him to shout out the words
at the top of his voice. When the cue
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
He Mas MANAGER.
,er OBJ a laundry -

What do you do for a living.
MoSe:'
as de manager OBJ laundry
Whats the name Of this laundryT
Eliza Ann" Louisville Courier
Journal
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Notice.

The members of the Board Of Relief
will meet in the City Council Cham
Der from 10 10 IL and TO 4 O'Clock
every week day except Saturday from
Feb. LIST until further notice.
JOSEPH PLEssIs,
JAMES b. TATEM,
RUFUS LAPALME. .
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

came the proud and obedient super
rushed forward and roared stentorious-
ly:
"My lord, the king is here!'
"Ha! What sayest thouP cried the
famous actor, which happened to be
the next line of the play.
A look of intense disgust and dis
appointment crossed the super's face,
and to the delight Of the audience he
blurted out Indignantly:
ooh, you card right enough
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Why He Was at Home.

Creditor-ls your master home?
Servant-Yes. Please walk in.
Creditor THINK heaven. | shall see
some money AT last.
Servant Don't make that mistake.
If he had any money he wouldn't be
at hnnle Eliagan1e Rlatfer
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

a DIlCk OuSl Scul-
nent, or settling,
stringy or milky
appearance often
indicates an uu-
healthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; too fire.
quent desire to
pass it or pain in
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
ups MAILS OPEN FROM

Boston, New York, Hartford and all point
north, east, south and west at S.l5 a. m.
Boston, s.l5, l0.45 a.. M, 3.45, sos p. IN.
Danielson, 8.l5, II a. m, $40 p. m.
Norwich, sl5, II a. m, 3.4b. 500 p. m.
Hartford. s.ib, II a. M, 40, COP. m.
New York, 8.l5. II a. m, 4.l0, 700, y. m
Worcester, S.l5 q. M, 800. 900 p. m.
Webster, s.l5 a. NJ, 800, 6.05 p. m.
Willmantic, 8.l5, Il a. M, 40 p. m.
SUNDAYS from all points $50 a. m.
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
eurnino Oil.

A Gre caused by an exploding lamp
may be quenched with milk. water only
apreadtng the burning oil
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect il,
low To Find Out

Fill a bottle or cornrnon glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

Worry. whatever its source. weak
ems. takes away courage and short
ems life
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
Putnam Mail Service
JANUARY, 1911
POST OFFICE OPEN

From $50 a. IN. to s p. IN.
Sundays, from $50 to 9.3J a. m. The lobby will
remain open to Lock Box holders until IL m.
HOLIDAYS from $50 am. to II m, $50 to pm.
Carriers window open Sundays from $3.50 to
$50.
MONEY ORDER DIVISION
Open from s a. N. to 8 p. M, closed on Sun
days and Legal Holidays.
Registry Division open during office hours
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
DELIVERIES

By CITY Carriers Daily, tSundays and
Holidays excepted) at $50 a. m. and 40 p
M; aud IL .05 a. m. in the Business Section
One delivery by City Carriers on Holidays.
Collections and Dispatches
From the Street Letter Boxes, Sundays and
Holidays excepted.l
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

the back are also symptoms that tell you
the kidneys and bladder are out of order
and need attention.
What To Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DIR. Kilner's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills almost every wish in correcting
rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys,
liver, bladder and every part of the urinary
passage. Corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
,sity of being compelled to go often
cough the day, and to get up many
lines during the night. The mild and
immediate effect Of Swamp-Root is
- realized. 1t stands the highest be-
--- sofi remarkable
nea..n restoring prop
critics. If you need te:s::1G.-
medicine you should :::::::::,s :::::::=
have the best Sold by =
druggists in ffty-cent Z
and one-dollar sizes. HONE o ssssp-fz~
You may have sample bottle SCI IN
bymail. address DIR. Kilmer & Co., b.u8,
hauton. N. Y. Mention this paper and
remember the name, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, and the address, Binghamton,
N. Y, on ev, bottle.
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03
RFsIDENrIAL SECTION
FRONT AND ELM STREET. BOX.
KURAL FREE DELIVERY.

Routes No. IL, 3 and 4
Rural Carriers leave daily, Sundays and Holi.
days excepted, ats. l0a. M, return at $40 p: m.
Nathalie matter, weighing pounds or less
sent by Rural Carriers must be prepaid BY
stamps affixed.
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

FRANK G. LETTERS. Postmaster
Putnam patriot., 1911-02-03

Boston. 7 .O5, 1910 a. m. I2l0. ,7A5p.m
Worcester, 7.05, 1910 a. m, 3 Is, 5-35, 45p
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
Society Women Remove Bad
Complexion by Oid-FashiOned
Methods.

The average woman is now quite
universally following the example of
few clever society women who discover
ed that the old-fashioned, pure coleated
balsam would renew their complexions
in a most surprising manner. When
applied at night. after a thorough
cleansing of the skin. the deadened
and discolored particles of the outer
skin drop off and with it all such
blenishes as pimples. sallowness. liver
spots. frcckles, etc, freeing the fresh.
healthy cuticle bencath-and behold
natural and lovely skin is the result.
Get an ounce an half of pure coleated
balsam OF your druggist and use it as
suggested. There is nothing you pos
sess that viii inspire the admiration of
others and confidence in yourself more
than the knowledge that your skin is
fauItless and lovely.-Physical Century
MAGAZINE
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
HAS TEACHER LOST REASON
Ralph Jackson Believed TO Have Been
seen in Wichita.

Wichita, Kan, Oct. ISIS Ralph
Jackson, missing from Sterling college,
wandering about the city, demented or
i'll of a fever? Reports which nave
come to the searching parties who are
looking for Mr.. Jackson indicate that
some young man, apparently unbat-
anced mentally, has been seen in va
rious parts of the city and particular
ly on the West side.
One woman found young man,
whom she describes as almost exactly
fulfilling the pJ blished descriptions OF
Professor Jackson, walking to and fro
in her dining room when she stepped
into the room. The young man gave
incoherent answers to her questions
and said that he was i'll and was look
ing for doctor. Only when he had
been several times ordered to leave did
he consent to do So
A young man whose description tai
lies fairly well with that of Mr.. Jack
son called at the home of J. w. Park
er on the day on which Mr.. Jackson
disappeared and asked for directions
to the university building and several
other questions in a dazed sort of way.
The last seen OF Professor Jackson
by his friends was last Saturday morn
ing. when Calvin Knight. college
friend, babe him goodbye as the two
were alighting from a Santa Fe train
at the depot in this city. Mr.. Jack
son had come to Wichita from Sterling,
where he was employed as a teacher
in the high school. to visit his mother
and some old college friends
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
CUPID POOR PAY
Miss Bessie Wrench Says She
Will Not Finance Love Affairs.
Owner of Kansas Sanitarium
BOrrOWs From an Employee.
WE'D AND SEPARATE
DIR. Orrin Robertson and Bride
Quit in Three Months.
Now Miss Wrench Wants Money
She Loaned.
WE'D AND SEPARATE

Kansas City, Oct. 1S.-Miss Bessie
=. Wrench, stenographer, win never
finance another wedding, unless it is
her own. She made an experiment in
aiding the love affairs of others more
than three years ago, and ever since
she has been trying to get back the
$S,OOO she says she invested. Her lat
est effort came when she filed suit in
the circuit court to foreclose a $1,000
chattel mortgage on furniture owned
by Mrs Esther Robertson. DR.. Orrin
Robertson and Mrs. M. Stone also are
named as defendants.
DR.. Robertson was in 1908, and still
IS the employer of Miss Wrench. He
has a sanitarium in arkansas City,
Kan, but three years ago had SINH
lar institution here. IN 1905 he fell in
love with Esther Keller. They were
walking one day past the old A L.
Mason mansion, and she told him she
would marry him If she had a deed
to the house. He agreed. It was his
sixth wedding, the wife later testified
in the divorce court.
Borrowed for Furniture.
The marriage took place July 8,
1908, but some time before that, on
April 80, he borrowed $4,000 from
Miss Wrench to furnish the house and
defray other expenses of the wedding.
One third of this amount was spent
for furniture, on which Miss Wrench
took q chattel mortgage, the same on
winch Sn6 Is now Trying To IOTeC1OSe.
A former effort was made by Miss
Wrench to collect the money which
she alleges is due her. She brought
suit to set aside the deed so she could
collect the money. Judge J. A. Guth-
RE Of the circuit court in April ruled
against her. The Wife's defense was
that Robertson was behind the suit
to have the deed set aside, but this
Miss Wrench denied However, she
lost the suit after testimony in which
Robertson, so he said, learned for the
first time that he was divorced. Mrs
Robertson testified that she had Sc
cured q deed from him in Joplin. Mo-
Said He Was Millionaire.
Prior to that divorce suit, Mrs.
Robertson had applied to the local
courts for a divorce, but Judge w. Q.
Thomas refused to grant a separation.
She said at that time that she was
patient in DIR. Robertson's sanitar-
ium when he proposed to her and
that they separated after three
months of married life. She said he
told her before the marriage that he
was worth 100000, had thirty-one
diplomas, had been first in all classes,
had been an attorney and had never
been in a saloon.
The house is valued at $4,000.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
NOT HIS ONLY LOVE.
Russell GriswoId, Who Is Suing Widow
for Breach OF Promise. a Gay Boy.

New York. Oct. 1S.-Russen c. Girls
VOID was shorn of his smiling equ.-
nimity today in 4 trial of witnesses
with counsel for Miss Helen Woodl go
Smith. the Stamford, Conn. woman
he is suing for $50, 1000 because he al
leges she Tilted him
Twice during cross examination Girls
void n,umbled retractions of previous
statements and startled the jury by adj
hitting he had been named correspondent
in a suit for divorce which Homer
Cummin.s. ex-Taayor of Stamford. haG
prepared against Miss Smith, then his
wife.
More of the .'Ruzzielamb'' letters
were introduced as were some pictures,
one showing the itigants in 4 Romeo
and Juliet pose. Griswold explained
that Helen th.usht it would be cute
An unnamed woman, it developed.
sent Griswols- to sanItariurn at WI
ter Gap and paid his board for Two
weeks Also s. was on friendly terms
with the plaintiff
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
FORM DIcKINsoN COUNTY CLUB.
Students Organize to Boost School at
Home.

Baldwin, Kan. Oct 1s.@The Dick
inson county, students in Baker univer-
sity have organized a Dickinson Coun-
ty club for the purpose of taking to
the prospective students of their home
county a real campaign for students
for the next school year There are
thirteen students at present who reg
lister from Dickinson county and they
have adopted a motto. Twenty five
for 1912" Last year the editor OF the
Baker Orange and the editor of the
Junior Annual were both Dickinson
county boys and this year both of the
tackles on the football team are from
the same place. Ira Hassler of Chap
man is the president of the club and
Mae Shepherd of Harrington is the
secretary treasurer
A campaign of publicity will be
started at once in the home county by
the club and it is probable that a Baker
banquet will be held in the county
which all the high school seniors of
the county will be invited.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
Perfect Shoulders, Neck, and Arms
Count Much for Beauty.

Some women remind US of the ostrich
who covers up his head nicely in the
sand and then imagines that the rest OF
his anatomy is invisible. A woman's
neck, arms and shoulders are quite as
important as her face. and the wise
woman of today devotes quite as much
care to making and keeping them beauti-
full and attractive
The most simple and effective method
of keeping the flesh taut and free from
wrinkles. hollows. sagging flesh, double
chin, crows feet" enlarged pores. etc.
is to apply old-fashioned thermodized
jelly Get an ounce and a half from your
druggist, rub half teaspoonful into the
race, neck, arms and shoulders, and con-
tinue to rub each portion about five min
utes, or until the flesh has thoroughly
absorbed the jelly Then battle briskly
with cold water Your skin will instantly
feel diferent-taut and refreshed More
than that, you will very quickly see that
wrinkles, enlarged pores or your double
chin will disappear as if by magic under
this treatment. Occasional use of the
thermodized jelly will keep your face in
fine, firm condition.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
BRIGHT GIRL TIRES OF LIFE.
Takes Strychnine and Then Tells OF
Attempt to Die.

Attempt to Die.
Bennington. Kan, Oct. 19.-Miss
Minnie Ingels, living with her aunt,
Mrs. Peter Cherry, seven miles east of
here, ended her life by taking a dose
of strychnine. She had spent the day
with a neighbor and on returning
home found that her uncle and aunt
had gone out for the evening, leaving
Will, her uncles brother, at home to
do up the chores. A little before 10
o'clock Minnie, who had been in her
room since her return home, came out
to the kitchen where Will Cherry was
sitting and said she was deathly sick,
that she had taken a dose of strych-
nine VIII rushed out of the house
for assistance. meeting Mr.. and Mrs.
Cherry who were just returning home.
The unfortunate girl was found on her
bed in commissions.
DR. Woodruff of Niles was summon
ed by telephone, but he arrived too
late, death taking place some twenty
minutes before the doctor reached the
Cherry home.
Miss Minnie Ingels was % years old,
of bright and cheerful disposition.
For several years she has lived with
her aunt, Mrs. Peter Cherry. where
she has always seemed contented. and
no reason for taking her own life can
be given, save a brief note found on
her dresser which stated that being
tired of life she would end it all by
taking dose of strychnine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
FUN IS coUNCILMEN's DEFENSE
City Fathers Will Try to Make Light
of Custer Suit

OAeS Il eNeAACES VIII 4Ey 10 MAKE 1u2nC
OF Custer Suit.
Arkansas City, Kan, Oct 1S.-If all
reports which came from Hunnewell
relative to the investigation which is
gong on there are true, it is consider
able of show they are having. 1t is
said that great amount of fun is
being injected into the hearing by
Judge Jackson, who is defending the
socalled belligerent councilmen, and it
is expected that he will endeavor to
make a farce comedy of it when he
gets to the supreme court.
w. D. Hutchinson, an Arkansas City
newspaper man, and Neal A Pickett
were at Hunnewell to give dispositions
as to their knowledge of this mooted
question. Hutchinson and Pickett at
tended one meeting of the council in
June. At the meeting in question
there was very little doing for the rea-
son that there was no quorum. How
ever, as Hutchinson was anxious to see
something doing that would make
news item, he got busy and rounded
up" those members of the council who
were in the city and got them to the
meeting. Mr. Pickett witnessed the
performance in much the same light,
hearing will have little or no bearing
on the question, only to show that the
council made no effort to meet with
the mayor for the transaction of the
regular business.
The state has finished taking deposit
tions, and no further hearing will be
made until Monday, at which time the
defense will proceed to take deposit
tiOns of witnesses. The hearing is be-
ing held before Herold Herrick a
notary public, who is also county at
torney of Sumner county. and who is
witnesses have been examined in four
days.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-10-18
MAY DIG FOR TREASURE.
OuantreIl's Buried Gold Being Sought
by kanSanS.

Wichita, Kan. Oct. 1S.-Before he
was reported TO have died two years
ago. w A Lashbrook. a veteran auc-
tioneer living at Newkirl1. Okla. gave
a friend in Arkansas City, Kansas. a
dia gram of an abandoned cave on J.
a CoieInan's ranch, six miles east of
Newkirk. which he said contained
thousands of dollars of treasure taken
from freighters Immediately after the
rehellion bv members of the Quantreli
ana Dave Pool gang of guerillas-
Provided with the plans OF the ioe .sl
lion of the cave. the Arkansas city
80, eo,loht Mr.. Coleman's permission
to explore his farm for the lost cave.
It was granted and some blasting mas
been done. No gold has been found,
80 49, c+,1-.- leaked out about the hid
den money. and now Mr., Coleman is
entertaining quite a number Of treas
IRE seekers who are perforatlng MS
ranch with dynamite and gunpowder.
Iashbrook. who did not die as report
ed, has Joined the fortune hunters he
has been no more successful than the
n