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NEW YORK PRODUCE MAKKEr

f Ntw York. June a-Flour-oul.t Win
prices steady sni abou, UNCHANGED Rye
FlGnr-ouiti Corhmeal-steady. Earlev-
Quiet Whcli4lrrcEuar: No. ? red. SAC
eleEhtor anh !S'ic. o, b. anoat Futures
Closed i,Iisc. net higher. .Tuly. esI.isc :.
September 95i,c Corn-Firmcr, ao 80,
new No 2. G?isc. {. o h. anoal Futnrce
closed al ssT li,cg net advance. JuIy 63I.c :.
Septfinhcr e?&c.; December ssac OotgE
iirmer! standard white. &c. Futures clos
.Tallow- Quiet. potroicum-steadv 4, ,5m
diurpan'ne- Easy Molasse. and RIceG
s'eads slgar-Raw and refined. steady.
ConF6- Futures closed quiet at a net de- !
chne 81 .Ha points Spot. steady: MO M
.. IN q l2fac!: Santos, No. T. iac mia
aniet; cordova. l30i5c. nominal. Ruttar.
l D,areay sieady process. specials ia iaitc.
Gheete-F!rm and unchanged. Eggs-stcnd,.
Io,stoes7- Weak; Southern. No Il barrsi
So SO: No 2. se,5o9i5o: cmlis pa q
Chhbn scs--Weak: Southern crate 49,
40 frcights and Peanuts--I'nchansoa'
Cottonsced oil whs s~raewhat irro,,,,
| oid deliveries being on tr,ne under seIiir
oN Jhiy longs while new crop months ~
stcacH, largely 1, sympathy viii ~.
strchgth of cotton AMI hog nroace,.
Futures closed poinIs Hover 10 rn,,. :.
hiSher June, S.55as.53; July. t,s@ss3
August. 6;6eN6.s3: September 6t7aESs" ~ -.
iober, b'.pq s.2i; prime crude nnroino !
hFime sum mer yellow, s,5s1ss0: prime win.
icr yellow. 6.6oT7.e5: n INC siin,mnr MI,
- I..6n
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Norfolk and Western Railway

ONLY ALL RAIL LINE TO NORFOLK
Leave Byrd Street station. Richmond. FOR
NORFOLK: bs;Io A. M $500 A. NJ as,0o p
NJ. 't:lo P. NJ. b7:co P 81.
FOR LYSCHBURG AND THE WEST:
.s;is a ~. 1000 a. NJ. ne;oo p ~, 1870
~, bli:t5 4. 81, .s:35 p. 49, bio:,s p NJ.
ii:so p NJ. From the West: 's:t5 A. NJ.
az 200 r ". b2:lb p. NJ, sos P. NJ. $500 p. N
Daily. aDaily eE. Sunday. bSunday only.
Pullman Parior and Sleeping Cars Cafe
Dining Cars c. H. BOsLEY.
W. B. BEvILL. g. p. l.. aoanone. va
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auftlnn Scales. culture Dapa.
BY MoVeigh & GIinn,
Real Estate Auctioneers.
Richmond, Va.
TRUSTEES. AUCTION SALE

q
THAT CERTAIN TRACT or LAND
KNOWN AS MOUNT sENARD,"
r SITUATED ON JAMES RIVER. NEAR
MAIDENS. IN THE COUNTY OF
FL GooCHLAND. VA, AND CONTAIN-
ING 500 ACRES. MORE OR LESS
- VIRTUE of certain deed OF trust
to The undersigned trustees, dated May
!. 1909, duly recorded in the clerks
Office OF the Circuit Court of Gooch-
n rmna county, va, in Deep Book No 81,
ond being required SO to do by the BEN
enclarles. we will proceed to sell, on the
PREMISES on
FRIDAY, JUNE %. 1911.
at o'clock p NJ.
the above well-known farm. known as
Mount Benurd.'' This tract of land
contains about 500 acres. part OF Same
neihs In low grounds and par. nigh
brick dwelling house OF SIX or eight
rooms and the usual outou,ldings
lERMS: Cesh sufficient to pay the
trust. including trustees comm rhss
SION or pei cent: all taxes and insur-
atce premiums unpaid at the time OF
sale Of said real estate. and olso a
IA Die proportion of the taxes for the
year 1911. and n note for $500 and In
ttrest on same from Jay 4, 1911 to day
or sale: also a note for sl.666.66 and
day of sale. and credit as to a note
FOR 500. due May 4. 1879, and credit
as TO note for 500. due May 4. 1913.
due May 4. 1919: balance in two equal
instruments from day of sale for notes
With interest added. payable respcc-
and secured by decd of trust on said
real estate. or for all cash as to said
residue. at the option of the purchaser.
L. w McEEIGH.
W. T. GLINN.
Trustees
MevE1GH 6: GLIEN. Auctioneers
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COTTON MARKErs

New York, June e.-Continued dry wealth
er. accompanied by high temperatures In
the Southwest, In connection with further
support OF the new crop months by prom-
nent Dull brokers' started covering BY yes
terday's sellers in the cotton market to-
Gay, ana prices advanced sharply with the
ciose STEADY net unchanged on August. hut
generally eM2c points net higher
Receipts to-day ilc0 bales against e.Si3
last week and 6226 last year. For the week
-o.eto bales against o7.T24 last week and H.
iel last year To-day's receipts ut New
orleans siIo bales agains, isi last year.
and at Houston a bales against $50 last
year. A
co,ton futures opene Arm and closed
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NAVAL sToRss.

Wilmington, y. c.. June s-spirits Tur-
pentine-steady at SEC; receipts IS casks.
Rosin-.Steady at .a.ss: receipts ISL barrels.
Iar.Elrm at $3.50. Crude Turpentine-F1rm
at s3.t0a525 and $3.50 $3.50
savannah Ga. June o-Turpentine-Firn,
al oils q 52ikc.: sales Sii casks; receipts $50
casks; shipments l,oo7 casks shipments 1907
casks; stock $500 cnsks Ros!n-Firm: sale.
2ss1 barrels: receipte 250e barrels shin
ments l,e6S barrels; stock 7s SEQ barrels.
Quote: B, 362Om6?5 -
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irea ranged as follows:
Open. High. Low

Sush grain closed: Wheat-No . rod
s2T ssc.; No red. Ssaslc. No. . hard % n
&c; No hard. ssI s2c.; No northern IS
sl.@ No. northern. o7@si; No. nor tn
trn: 70 q sc; No. spring. ei9ssc.: no 3
spring, ?2M9fc- velvet chaff. S5T1sc: du-
rum, s5gs 2c Corn-No ?. SIX q Gc.; No. .
% wn oiN g 6sitc No. yellow 55dssI c. !:
20 s. HqA&c.: No. white. 5ih i5i&c:
No. yellow. Sils q 65kc.: No. 4. 50G5OiSc.
40. white, Sog Sic; No yellow. oahi1sc
onts.No white. IS q assc.: 40. 3 white.
y a Ss'ic.' no. white S71ss7s.c.; standa I'd,
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MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.
DRY GOOps MARKEr

~ I'M 1SOOLSi MA RkET.
New York, June 9.--The cotton goods mar
kets are moderately steady with trading In
small lots. The local wool markets arc
hrmer with a better inquiry reported on
Sarpet wool. Jobbers are doing light
house trade. Many wash good. lines are
being opened for spring iql2 M. III
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BOND LIs-r
Allls-Chalmera hs

ANS ms- -chalmsfs 1854
merican Tobacco Company ss (bid) :. los
Atlantic Coast Line con- Is (bid) - S5ls
Atlantic Coast Lino-L and " 49, elis
Atlantic const Line COW. 40 (bid) .... ssx
chesapeake and Ohio conv. ls..... ssM
Norfolk and Western COW As (bld).... 1851,
Seaooard Air Limo stamped is SIS
Seaooard Air Limo adj 81. 70
Sea board Air Limo new Is (bid)... sly
sou u.sern na sy dev. ts............... 7s4s
IIni.as Rali"sy con. 6s............... 1854
" Sni'9a states steel End ss............. 1o5S
Va Brown Bros. ctts. SIS t5id) ....... 81
n va. car Chem LIST bs.................. 1ooA
noaeu tcI. ......................... S.
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almost monorolized the attention OF whca
Traders to-day. In consequence the tone
was strong at ne, advance Of i ne 10
~ @sc, Other leading staples. TOO. all
showed substantial gains over last night
from 17ls TO nearly &c.,
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Official Range and Sale Of Stocks ii New York

Sales. Stock.
3t AlliS-Chalners
Allis- Chalmers. pfd...l...
t,to AmalSanlate,l Copper 49,.
Amer. Agri Chem. COM
500 Amer. Beet Sugar. COM.
american Can ..........
lo American Can, pfd,......
~. Am, Z. and Foun.. y Is1c.
Amer. Car AMI lToun.. pfd
7 2D American Cotton Oil.
go american Linsccd Oil.....
lW American Locomotive
Amer. Locomotive. pfd..
Amer. Malt Co.. pf6.
i,tV American Sine citing
SR American Sugar
3,tW Amer. Tel. AMI Tel. Co.
al American Tobacco, com.
l,Slo American Tobacco pfd.
100 Anaconda Copper
$40 Atchison
400 Atlantic Coast Line.
y. G. l.. of Connecticut.
4,zW Baltimore AMI Ohio.
$3.50 BROOK. Rap. Tran. \ no,
~ Sentrnl Leather, com ). I.
S'i09 Ches. and Ohio, X lhT...
Itg engage Great Western.
,fGu en-. Mil. and st. Paul..
so Cruci5le Steel Cor, com.
- Crucible Steel, pfd....
Nv Chicago and Northwest.
100 colorado Fuel and Iron.
colorado and Southern.
800 Consolidated Gas
delaware and lIudson...
40 Den. and Rio Gran. com.
$40 Den. ana Rio Gran, pfd.
10 Distillers' Sec. Cor.
$500 Erie. LIST pfd.
L. Fed. Min: and SIM. pfd..
500 General Electric
l6.%p Great Northern. pfd.
e0 Great Northern Ore c,fs
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sEABoARp AIR LINE

southbound trains scheduled TO ioaye Rich.
mond daily: $40 A. M.-LocRl to NorIInn
BirmIn CHAM, Savannah. Jacksonville and
Florida points. $3.50 P. M.-sleepers and
coaches. Savannah. Jacksonville and Florida
points 1l:i3 p. M.-Sleepers ana coachos Az
lanta. Birmingham. Memphis and tho South.
west- Eorthbound trains sch edaled to arrive
In Richmond daily: 5:s2 A. NJ. 7:22 A NJ
5:05 u. NJ. $40 p. N. L-I-- -i-- 70
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Chesapeake & Ohio Railway
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND
y; B.-Foiiowins schedule figures published
as Information and not guaranteed.
$40 A A.-Daily-Local for Charlotte DIR.
ham and Raleigh 1o:i6 A. M.-Daily-Limi,.
sd-For all points South. DRAWING Room
Buffet Sleeping Car to Asheviie s. C. s:Uo
p. N. Ex. sun.-Locnl for Durham and in
termediatc stations. $50 p NJ E4 sun
Keyayille Local n:i5 P. M.-Daily-Iinlitea
For all points South Pullman ready al $50
P. " I~ ~
YORK RIVER LINE.
Alto p. M..-EI. suh.-To West PIT. connect
Ing for Baltimore Mon. Wed and Fri $50
- M-Ex. sun. and 2:lt P. M--Mon.. Wed
and Fri.-Local to Vert Point 'l1-
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
From tho South: $3.50 A. H. sos p NJ
daily; $50 A 81. Ex. Sun: 12:65 EI Sun :
300 r. II. daily. From West Point: ESQ A.
u Daily: n:S A II. wod. and Fri; 4n r
II Er. Sun I'm y
B. E. BURGESS. D. p. A..
s2o z. Ahin ST Phone Madison as
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Merchants and Miners Transportation G.
Norfolk to Boston, Mass. and

alii-a5t NorfoIk to Boston, Mass, and m
Providence, II. /. Z.
Steamers leave Norfolk for Boston. sun,
Tues. md Fri; for Providence. Mon. we'd
taken for all s-yew England points Tickets
on sale Mt office O. * o. Ry., H. & w. Rv'.
Transfer Co.. 800 East Main. $50
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n. B.-while the terms require ca sh,
the party can settle for the property
money in cash and the residue at six
twelve and eighteen months after date,
per cent. interest on deferred pay
ments and deed OF trust securing the
same
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RICHMOND AND CHESAPEAKE BAY
RAILWAY COMPANY, I'll
Schedu:s OF electric trains to and from
Ashland. stopping at intermediates stations
upon signal: Lv Richmond (Broad and
Laurel sts). 3S:e6. T:1o. s:iob, $40 t.Io:io
1I:1o A. NJ: lilo. 2lo. $40. 4:loh. $40. s:20.
7:io. s:loo 1910. 1i;t6 P. ~. Lv Ashland
$685. To- 8. Sd. 10. s'li A. M, s2 NJ, al
Q. 8. 4, 6b. s. q 8. OBJ III P. n
.Daily except sunday. ''Sunday only.
bCarries baggage
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~, CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET.
. Ehleaeo. ILL June Slot weather dam.
ase In Kansas. Nebraska and other sisi",
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loose pressed. large bales.. 900
SHUCKS-Comprcssed - Nominal
Loose pressed, large bales Nominal
Load your cars so hat hay at doors rep
resents contents, and thus avoid retections
ms market grades hay in accord ace
with the rules of the National Hay Associa
ton.
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responsible for continued buying through
Inc session OF the cotton market to-day
and as a>resuit the msrkc; closed al from
70 iI-l6c. snles on SPOT $50 balas Ciosin 2
prices June. lh.il July. 1855: Aurr,tl
IN; September. 1870: October i3ts; BE-
eember. l3ie: january. 1850. March IL so
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Can for Bank statcment,.

Washington. June 0.-The Comp
troller of the Currency to-day iesued
call for statement of the condition
of all national banks at the close of
business Wednesday, Juno Z.
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BY Pollard & Bagby.
Real Estate Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE

Attractive Home in Highland Park
on THE EAST SIDE OF THIRD AVE-
NUE.. BETWEEN DILL AND FRONT
STREETS. NO I415.
In execution of a deed of trust dated
October go 1907, and recorded In the
clerks Office OF the Circuit Court Of
Henrico. D. B. ls1B. page 349. I Will
sell 1t auction, on the premises, on
TUESDAY. JUNE 10. 1911,
at o'clock P. NJ,
the above mentioned attractive dwell
ing, containing seven rooms. Lot. sew
enty by one hundred and forty feet.
The house is in good order having
been built only about three years ago.
TERMS: Cash nm
H. R. POLLARD. JR.,
Trustee
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NORFOLK SOUTHERN

Ly. Norfolk: 1853 and III A. ~, % p. H.,
for Eastern Carolina and tho South.
Lv. Raleigh; 's:16 A. NJ. 70 and .s:l5 P. II,
for Eastern Carolina and Norfolk.
Pullman Sleeping Cars between Norfolk
Raleigh; also 0oldsboro and Norfolk.
DAILY. tDd,Iy E1. Bun A
9. D. LESRANDE. q. a.. American NationA
Bank. Phone Monroe 1887. Richmond.
w. w. CROXTON. C. p. A. ssorfoik. Va
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CATTLE MARKETS

CATTLE MARKETS..
RICHMOND CATTLE MARKET.
fSaes at Union Stock YardsD
Richmond. va. June D. 1911
Following IS the report of the Richmond
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Especial to The Times -Dispatch.1
Colonel ConsOlvo Entertnins.
Ocean View. Va, juno 9.-CoIonel,
Charles H Consolvo entertainer his
friends at dinner tonight, the occa-
sion being the formal opening OF Ocean
View Hotel. E.A' js7lIs7 !. q. !.
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TRUSTEES SALE

TRUSTEES SALE II 4
OF
WE'LL BUILT DETACHED FRAME
Fl DWELLING ON SOUTHERN LINE
OF CATHERINE STREET, Be
TWEEN GRAHAM AND HANCOCK
STRBETS-NO. 1911.
In execution of a deed Of trust OF
December |. 1909. duly recorded in
Richmond chancery Court the under
signed will offer for sale. upon the
premises, on
MONDAY. JUNE 10, 1911,
ii at P. NJ.
the real estate conveyed In said deed,
having frontage of 20 feet and 6
inches on Catherine Street, and run
ming back 100 feet to an alley Tho
improvements consist OF two-story
well built frame dwelling and which
will make either a desirable home or
investment. 81
s TERMS: Cash.
H. A. McCURDY,
Trustee. 8
Auctioneers.
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added Income bonds and certificates OF
Indebtedness are ha:
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on futures opene d Arm and closed

Cotton. quiet; middi;ng IS 30: net REGENTS.
l,2e2 bales; shles, 2oo bales: stock. i2io75
bales; export Coastwise. sl2 bales
Total today Mt all poris-Net REGENTS
500 bales: to the Continent. 1892 bales
stock. 27.i9i bales
Consolidated at all ports-Net receipts.
.o.a9 bales; export 10 Great Britain. s.i7i
bales: TO the Continent. cs.1e5 bales: TO
japan, liza hales. IH Il
Toiai since September / at all ports-Net
receipts. s.3ej.s5o bales: expor, Ia craa,
Britain, 3,22S.ss7 bales TO France. sss,sss
bales; TO the Continent. os2a5N bales 70
Japan H',Ns bales; to Mexico 2.o25
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Richmond, FrederiCkSb'g & Potomac r. R
TO AND FROM WASHiHG ROW Avn BEYOND.
ACCOMMODATION TRaINs-WEEXDaYs.

ACCOMMODATION TRAINS WEEKDAYS.
Leave Byrd 81. Sta. 80 p II. for Predericksbure.
Leave Elba Sta. 80 A. H., 80 p. H. for Ashland
Arrive Byrd ST. Sta. S.25 Am. from FrederIcksbg.
Arrive Elba Sts. 0.30 An, 30 from Ashland
sDaily. tWeekdsys. sSundays only.
All trains to or from Byrd Street Station
Except trnins lenving 4. so a. ne. and arriving
departures not guaranteed. Read the signs. j
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NNIN F.T CONDITIONS nm
1.-Two stocH more active than Ii has been
10! .e rast few weeks. Eggs scarce and ac
i've Poultry ia good dema nd
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RcHMoND GIlAN MARKEr.
RICHMOND HAY M,RKy.r

F4CHHoHu, Va, Juno 1911.
Market steady a quotstio Receipts for
this week 40 tons: receipts for last weeL
aAS tons: same week last year oi7 ions
80 Timothy. $3.50
No. > Timothy.. i'd
;Hos. > Timotny...:.... .........-. 1000 a 2i55
No. Glover. mixed - 2sn1
No. 2 Clover, mixed .. 20 90
No. Glover. 10 M
ePr r....'......-......... Nominal
- as AW-Sohnpressed .,....... $50 SEQ
nose pressed. large hales.... 900
SHUcKS-Comprcsse ...... Nominal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-23
Adventures of Piute Pete

Yes. 1 used to be a preacher in a coun-
try village. said Piute Pete, as he re-
moved his nat and took the boss chair
But I was in the wrong stall. as you
might say Eating time came around
with the same regularity, as it does now,
I suppose bur. somehow I don notice
IL 80 much as I used to. I remembered
when I turned in my resignation I
preached a little sermon something IKE
this
'Brsthsn. said. Tn enclosing my
resignation with this sermon. I might
say that I am clothing my sermon with
the resignation. Lt-is the first clothing
have had a chance 70 possess other than
thar I brought 20 the field with me. The
1eid as 1 go 20 press is about the bar
renest patch OF acreage 1 ever tried to
harvest. II is about as productive OF
crops as a skating rink You have
scratched the word salary from your
voOa bulaTies ana no one will pass the
hat for fear some brother will steal il.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-23
Mother 5 Teaching

She will never be known as a wonderful
woman or one VINO has ever taken a
prominent place in the world, but she
has fulfilled one mission in life which. If
viewed rightly. means more 20 humanity,
the world ar large and rherain than the
works OF those women VIM create fic-
titious characters on naper or chissl in
animate graces from purest marble
She taught her dauEhtars 10 respect
wOmanhood.
Il was a tiny niche. nut one where the
seeds OF love. kindness ami sympathy
grew into radiant flower II was not an
easy taSk: in fact il was a difficult
duty, and only BY patience and unrir1ng
effort ala shs build ths wonderful couu-
dattonH OF those two girl characters To-
day they are mentioned as true ladies'
young women all can safely trust. those
who are sought without fear and vel
coined in al homes.
Could any mother perform a loveiier
work? can any woman give greater svi.
dence Of true womanhood than this one
mas DONE
/ To lake the history of any woman whc
has failed. been deserted hv friends suf-
/ Tered ana sinnsd. and watch IL torn "a
tarters nv Young women is worse thar
I crimes punishable by Jaw. Seemingly. thin
I good mother. aIled with the true instinct
OF womanhood ana motherhood. realizes
that the srrinE soul had best be lef-
with Him from whose hands IL came
She has taught silence thar her daughter,
misshL never inflict the harhsd-virs
thrusts OF death dealing scandal.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-23
Mistrusted Lawyers

When Justice Buffum opened court n
a small town in southern Georgia one
morning asst week, he called loudly
Jones against Johnson.
A digaified gentleman came 10 bar and
said Il am DR. Jones. your honor the
complaining witness. Ny chickens were
stolen and found in the possession Of
One moment doctor" the Judge in
terrupIed. We must nave the defendant
az the bar. Jones against Johnson
Jones against Johnson. Is the defendant
present Is William Johnson in COURT
tail and stumbling Hegro shufaed 70
ths bar. ducked his head. pulled mis-
wooily noreIock in token OF respect. and
grinned pr0pitiatory grin.
Abs wIllyum Johns'n. please. SUN,
ledge he said All doan' know muffin
bout no PENDANT. sun. Aim jes' the
man wot took de chick MS
Don't talk IKE that" the eNurt wurned
William. You ought 20 hava a lawyer
to speak for you. Where yon- lawyer %
All ain got no lawyer. iedge-'
Very we'll. then" said MS horor- I'll
assign 4 lawyer 70 defend you
'Oh. no. sun; no. subj Pls-e-ease don
do dat William begged.
why noS9'' asked the Judge. 1T won
cost YOU anything. Why don't you want
a lawyer
Well ann tell 20 sub. said WI.
liam. waving his tartered old har con
hdentially 'Eits les dis-a-way-ah
wan ulh enjoy dem CHICKENS mase -
Earpers Weekly
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-23

You know what you have missed. Some
women have not sense enough to do that
They have not found the right man, but
they go around prating of the indie
pendence" ana the freedom from re-
sDonsibilIty," the right TO think as they
please ana the Toy OF self-sutfiCiency"
with a violent assertfveness that deceives
no one but themselves. Or does it de-
ceive them Some people have an idea
that they would appear weak II they
acknowledged their regrets. Maybe thar
is why they glory in single biessedness.
But YOU. You will be as angry as a
whole hornet nest when 1 say that you
positively smbarrass other women by the
avidity with which you fling yourself
into the companionship OF men. II would
be all right II the men you meet were
unattached. But your age associates YOU
with men and women who are married
ana settled-as you should bs. As you
would be If you had your way
But you are not. Probably you are
victim of this absurd "careering' idea
that is making women miserable every
where. II bites into a girls mind when
she is in high school II drives her for
the seven or eight years after she is out.
She looks down upon merely getting
married She glories in the reputation
OF being a SERIOUS Young woman with
a purpose That purpose is always an
intention TO BE" something. And the
years slide by and the men are snapped
up by the girls VINO are normal and
natural-or lazy, Then a time comes
when the illusions about carseTing are
gone. when YOU see that it's just a lot
of terribly hard work with results thar
ara almost wholly selfish and really re-
solve themselves INTO a scramble for a
livelihood in most Instances. And your
nature. your woman nature. cries out
Your uufunCtiuning body protests Your
lonely heart weeps. You know with a
bitter roo-lateneAs. that nature has her
/ laws ana that wise women follow them.
And you become-if you are not very.
/ very level-headed-a silly old maid. You
try 20 feed your love-craving on the
drihbling crumbs and drops from the love
feasts Of your friends. You playfuIly
cal yourself the affinity OF the nice
elderly husband OF a woman who tolerates
your foolishness. You lest about being
the 'soul-mate' of another married mar
who takes the opportunity % par you on
the shoulder and kiHs you in a fatheriy
way.
And crumbs and drfbiets are not food
your heart Is unsarisfied- And. nov
listen 20 this, YOUR women friends makJ
fun OF you behind your back and accuse
you OF being crazy 10 marry" Sensible
kindly women feel the tragedy OF YOU
love-denied life. But they, too. ars
against you. They hate 70 see You max
ing a laughing stock OF Yourself
Tou are the charter member u culture
bulbs. ana the spesdiest pursuer Of cults
and tads. ms the effort 70 I'll YOU
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-23

I am preaching % You on the Golden
Rule text, also on an empty stomach. I
have labored here six months ana ny
daily fare has consisted OF bacon and re-
pentancs for breakfast. cabbage and right
sousnesE for lunch ana prayers ana apple
sauce for the evening meal.
In a few moments I shall leave here
and walk down the railroad track ana
secure a position from the section fore
man. ana when you ring in another VIC
I'm to point out the straight ami narrow
way will come up here and drop a dollar
in his hat with a low, mellow PUNK ana
then I viii stop long enough To sa,'
Fudge Then 7 will cave through the
back door
Those are about the words I used
understand the church has burned down
since then. however. I don't know
whether the lightning struck il OF
whether the match dropped onto a piIe
OF shavings and kerosene in the basement
caused the cunflagrarion.