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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21
Civil Service Examination.

The local board Of civil service eX-
aminers announce that an examina-
ton will be held in this city May IS
next for the position of elevator con-
ductor in the custom service here
Applicants are required to file appli-
cation blanks by May Is with L. H.
Fisher. secretary of the fourth civil
service district. The age is twenty
years or over.
Announcement is made that the mem
bers of the Reliance Fire Engine Com
pany will not participate in the reel races,
which will be held at the state firemen's
convention in Newport News. Va, next
August. owing to the inability Of the
members to get together on that matter.
Money collected for the purchase of a
reel and uniforms will. it is stated, be re-
turned to those who donated it.
Rev. ]. NJ. Holmes. for several yelrs
pastor of the Methodist Protestant
Church here. left today for Harrington.
Del. where he was recently transferred
by the Methodist Protestant conference.
He will be succeeded here by Rev. Mr..
Rosenbeger Of Wilmington, Del, who ar
rived today from that city.
The master Mason degree was last
night conferred upon a candidate at a
meeting Of Andrew Jackson Lodge of Ma
sons with the past masters of the lodge
occupying the chairs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21

ments have improved greatly I'm the last
few months, there Is still room for need
ed changes, according to Drs. Woodward
and Kober. They spoke of poor ventfla-
ton, poor heating facilities, insanitary
lunchroom accommodations and other
things.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21
Sealed Packages. IOc.

Each package contains six
co. Soft, Clean. White Scot
Tissue" Towels; one (D Scot
Sani-komb: one (D Clean
White Wash Cloth and one (I)
portion of Soap,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21
IMPATIENT OVER DELAY
IN RAILWAY CONCESSION

Expressing confidence that the Ameri-
can project for a railroad concession in
Turkey will be accepted by the Turkish
government. but chatting at delay it fails
to understand, the State Department is
directing it's embassy in Constantinople
to urge the administration to a prompt
conclusion of the negotiations, and to
represent that the American government
is unwilling they should be indefinitely
prOtracted.
The American contractors, says the
state Department. have answered every
question raised in regard to the project,
replying conclusively to the contentious
of the German cOncessionaires on the
Bagdad road, and. while expecting the
award Of the concession. are iritated over
the extended delay.
Discussed With Ambassador.
! The Turkish ambassador called yester-
day at the State Department. and the
| matter was discussed with him. The
subject came up again today when he Wis
| tied the state Department shortly after
noon.
In view of the fact that the award for
the construction Of battleships. despite
| the low bids of American constructors,
was not made to yards in the United
States. and that the Turkish naval COM
mission did not even visit the United
States, ii has been expected that the
resentment of American interests would
be salved by the Turkish government
| with the railroad concession. This and
other reasons indicate the probability
| that the project will be finally accepted.
Russia Consents.
Russia is not opposed to the American
concession. the State Department is ad-
vised, despite press reports to the con-
trary.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21
Miss Bertha Hudson WEEDS.

The marriage of Miss Bertha Hudson
Of Washington. Va. and Abner Scott
Dillingham; of Fairfax county, Va, took
place in Baltimore yesterday afternoon.
The bride is well known in FairfaZ
county, being school teacher The
groom is well known dairyman of that
county Mr. and Mrs. Gillingham Will
reside in Fairfax county.
The funeral Of William r. Padgett
took place at 3 o'clock this afternoon
from his late home, $13 North ST.
Asaph street. The services were con-
Quoted by Rev. w. NJ. Poisal, pastor OF
Bethany Independent Methodist Pro-
testant Church. Burial was made in St.
Paufs cemetery.
A large crowd last night attended
the Elks' spring festival. During the
coming week the bazaar will be at
tend by many of the organizations in
the city. The Elks and members OF
the Alexandria Light Infantry have ar
ranged to attend the festival in a
body Monday night next.
Cases disposed of in the police court
this morning were as follows: James
Hogan. vagrancy, ninety days in Jail:
Blondel Wilson. Maggie Stanley, Ed
ward Miner and Walter Meeks. colored.
disorderly conduct and fighting, fined
|, SIS each
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21

erary entertainment and speeches by a
number of prominent members of the
order. A meeting Of the joint committee
from the two local lodges. together with
the Falls Church Lodge, was held last
the celebration were practically COM
pleted.
Potomac Lodge. at its meeting tonight.
will confer the first degree Of the order
on two candidates.
William Launer, national secretary or
the Glass Bottle Blowers Association.
will tomorrow night pay an official visit
to Branch No. GO of this city and make
an address to the members on the work
Of the national orga niZatiOn. Following
the meeting Mr.. Launer will be rendered
a. banquet at the Hotel Rammel, which
will be attended by the members Of the
local branch. and during the evening sew
eral of the members will also make short
addresses.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21

LAFAYETTE Post, No. 20. Grand Army OF
the Republic. and the Veteran volunteer
Firemen'S Association.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21

Provide a soft, clean towel
for everybody at every wash.
Note that five rolls, each con-
tanning $50 towels, are only
$500. Figure it out and you'll
find 81 towels cost but Ic.
Turn the knob-to unwine
the towel.
Demonstration and sale to-
morrow on First Floor near
nth street door.
Sealed pacta0eS loo
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21
S | 900 Jersey Top:

Silk Isle look better and wear
better than the silk-plated hose gen
orally retailed. at 800. Note the
double soles. Spliced heels and re-
inforced garter tops: all sizes, In
black, white and tan, to match
shoes and gloves.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21
Beware
OF Towels You Use.

Use Scot-Tissue Towels
and be safe. Notice how per-
feCtly clean and smooth your
skin feels-no greasiness.
2SI Towels for t.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-04-21

"A Strong Statement Said a Visitor
Gloves.

Headquarters for Trefousse.
Perrins and Fownes' Kid
Gloves at $3.50 pair.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01
Mr.. lzEBlEf
Former Resident Of This City
Dies at Mothers Home in 4
Parkersburg.

The funeral and burial of Charles
r. weelSley took place in Parkers-
burg at 2:3O o'clocie Monday after
noon. the services being held in the
st. Andrews Methodist Episcopal
church and the interment being at the
odd Fellows cemetery.
Mr. Weekly died at the home Of his
nlSther in ParNergburg at o'clock
saturday morning OF liver trouble. He
had been III there two weeks. a few
months ago Mr.. W'eelsley resigned as
booIskeeper here for the canterbury
Shoe Company to engage in another
business. a felw weeks ago he went
to Parkersburg and did not return
here. He was 4 3 years OF age and un-
married.
A brother in California and sis
ter, Mrs. r. =. Lifin, OF Buffalo, y.
Y, survive in addition TO his mother.
The deceased man belonged to the
lodge or the Knights OF Pythias and
the order OF Elks. He was a genial
and pleasant man and had many
friends who sincerely regret to learn
OF his death.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01
MORE SOP
Is Handed Out BY the Senior
West Virginia Federal
Senator.

WASHINGTON. d. C., May T.
Senator Watson has added another
West virginia Democrat to his Of
fee force, Harry L. Tansill, OF Fay
cite county, becoming a stenogra-
pher in the senator's ONCE. Mr..
Tansill has a wide acquaintance In
West virginia. especially in the
southern part OF the state, and IS
also familiar with work in WASH
ington, having spent several years
in the government service some
time ago.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01

~
=.
ace S g
on tone
l1t sll III q ion g
be he has been IN for
tllst zen but eatiy 81
1I.il iI13loV en- emf vas llnd
there were poets that g
tould f1lly regain III hedltll on
ter he went 70 AIr.
Don glass home on 4 visit and Was
stri,1en shortly after his arrival.
For more than. thirty years Ir.
sGlIivdn has been constable ana
his duties have taken him. TO Al
parts OF the county.
Cla6de DAVIDSON Is in an ex-
EeephionalIy pleasant mood because Of
the arrival Of Z little son. It Is the
irst son that has appeared in his
home and. Judging from the proud
father's smiles. ne considers that an
endless summer has arrived.
Emory Brand, the popular agent
FOR the Baltimore and Ohio railroad,
has resumed his duties after a short
vacation.
Miss Laura Weekly spent Sunday
with relatives in Weston.
george Lynch. Of West Milford,
was a business visitor here satur-
day.
Miss Maude Robinson, teacher
in the local schools, spent Saturday
and sunday with her parents at
ECraigmoor.
EIoward Conner and daughter,
Miss Fannie Of Clarksburg, were
visiting relatives here sunday.
Gail H. Lyons. OF Interstate, spent
Sunday with his mother at Erie.
w. H. Mccoy. who has been acting
as Keller agent for the Baltimore s.
Ohio railroad, returned to Grafton
Monday.
Frank Woods has gone to Lost
Greek, where he has secured con-
tracts for painting several houses.
Lucien Lowther, OF the Union Ma
Itional Bank OF ClapksbuTg, was here
Sunday.
Howard BARTLETT, pay roll clerk
for the Consolidation Coal com-
pany. spent Sunday at his home In
Fa.rmon:.
Guy Matheny, OF .clarksburg, spent
Sunday here with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Matheny.
" Il Is.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01
FUNIoRAn TUESDAY.

The body OF G. n. Williams, who
died at battle creek. Mich. VIII ar-
rive tonight on the Pittsburg flyer,
when it viii NE taken to the home
OF his brother in-law, stephen g. All
len, on Point Comfort. The funeral
viii he held at the latter place Tue
day morning ct 10 O'Clock. followed
by burial IN the Masonic eemetery.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01
WORLDS Of GOOD.
at THIS POINT
ROOT JT4CE BI5TyG PRAISED BY
NAVY.


Rcot Jafse has done much good In
this loenlfy and Is doing worlds OF
good all over the country Reports OF
cures arc beng circulated from every
direction. and at the local agency
many have testiHed "a. the great good
which they have received from few
bottles OF the heaIth-promoting Juice.
A well lSnown lady said: Il used to
bloat so at times i could hardly set
my breath: sour gases would form IA
my stomach. a9d dull, heavy head
aches were at times SO bad felt I
would go crazy: my tongue coated ana
u always had bad taste in my
mouth. MY hands and feet were cold
at times ana at other times they would
burn like fire. but, thank my good
stars. after hearing so much about
Root Juice. went to the drug store
and bought a bottle Of II, and after
using the first bottle l went back ana
bought two more bottles. have used
II all ana don't think Will need any
more, as 1 feel as well as 1 ever did In
my NE"
Root Jl4ice = good foz any trouble
OF the stomach. liver, kidneys ana
bowels as It heals and tones those
organs to a healthy action. Those
who wish TO learn Of It's great merits
should call at the Waldo drug store.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01

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rold lonl
or
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fSisre 4 3 ~ s. raj
~ tkess ~
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itll q ten
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Doan,s & 16y
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biif ~ g ma Don
Kidney PiIIs 10 ~ d,
medicine snd / can hiElills
mend HEM. j lVts 3eet e
6c4les ana other yErip toiias OF l1eS.
c6smplaint ana Gnally 1 rot snpr,ly
~ Toan.s kidney 3 ms e. tie CITY
Drug Store. They tsixe me prem
ana Iastlnt reiief.i
lHors sale by All deaier Price SO
cents. F'oster90 fi1bufn Coz tttal e.
New York, sole SCENTS for the unitesl
states.
Remember me nam Poe a1H'l
take no other:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-05-01
MONEY rack
Hyomei Cures Catnrrh Without Stoln-
aeh Dosing, or Money Back.

Yes. dear reader, catarrh can be
cured but not By. pouring VILE
nauseating drugs into the stomach.
And catarrh germs thrive. flourish
and multiply In the nose and throat.
Can you XIII these tough and per-
sistent little health destroyers by
swallowing pills or nostrum. Any
physician viii tell you It cannot be
done.
HYoMEI pronounced aigh-n7Inel
is a germ killing vaporized air which
when breathed either through Che
mouth or nose. viii Kill catarrh
germs and soothe and heal the I'M
Aan1ed and mutllated membrane
promptly. II gives relief IN two
minutes.
HYo9FEI Is such o powerful germ
destroyer that 1t penetrates every
fold and crevIce OF the mumbrane of
the nose and throat.
A complete outfit which includes
inhaler. bottle Of HYoATEI and sin-
pie instructions for use, costs, 800.
Should you need second bottle Of !,
HYodEI the price Is only 80. Wells
q Haymaker ana leading druggists
everywhere sell HYoMEI.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
CONSTABLE WOLF
ExONERATED

The coroners jury that investi-
gaed the killing of man at Love
lock by Constable Wolf eXoncrated
him from all blame. Wolf made
the folio wing statement yesterday
to the Reno Gazette regarding the
affair:
81 have very little to say about
the affair. except to say that it was
an unfortunate matter and some
thing that could not be helped.
There had been a couple of ware
house broken into the night before
the accident an | was around the
warehouses looking out for the
marauers. ] saw This fellow sit
ting in the shadow near a ware
house and | asked him what he was
doing there. He responded that
he was waiting for n train and I
told him that he should 80 to the
depot and wait for trains and not
to hang around the warehouses.
He got up and told him to let me
search him to see what he bad on
him. With this he swung%t me
and having my gun in my hand
struck at him with it. The gun was
accidentally discharged and the
bullet passed through his head.
at was an unfortunate accident
and am sorry that the man was
killed."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
DIGGING At SUEz'
AND PANAMA

Forty years ago | watched the
workers on the SueZ canal. Many
Of them were girls. digging up
the sand with their bare fingers,
sc0Oping it into the hollows Of
their hands throwing it into the
rush basket each had woven for
herself, lifting the baskets to their
heads and carrying the load Of 20
or 30 pounds hundred feet up
the bank and Jumping it. Panama
excavation is being done by steam
shOVcls. Recently watched one
Of them at work. The fingers Of
the Egyptian girl had grown into
a tnousand-timcs-largcr steel claws
that dug and scrape1 the shattered
rocks and dirt; the hollow Of the
girls hand had developed into a
scoop containing two cubic yards,
or 500 times as much as her two
hands could hold; the rush basket
has grown into train of flat cars;
the shapcly arm of smooth flesh
covering muscle and bone had
grown into great beam moved
by chains, nInging great loads into
the flat cars; and instead Of the
100 feet Of walking, long trains run
perhaps 20 miles to dump the load.
Development by men Of a woman's
method. - Elk change.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
4 Rebuke to FHIse Pride.

"The late John S. IIuyIcr,' said a
New York cOnlCctiOncr. was. for
all his millions and all his phlan.
thropy, man Of shrinking mOdcgty.
Though he came Of an excGllr ut
family. Mr.. ftuyicr laughed at tho-e
persons Who, In democracy like
ours. boastcd Of their ancient limo.
age.
"A banker once declared in Mr..
Huyler's presence that he was do.
scented from the princes OF POwys
Wales. seventh century. you know.
"Ia that So drawlcd Mr.. Huy.
Ter. Yet heard man tell your
brother the other day that he could
trace his family back 10 the days
Of armor and shirts NJ chain mail
my wife made me stop my ira.
cling when got back 10 shirt sleeves
and ovcralls."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
SHOPMEN MAY STRIKE

The Union Pacific has refused
the demand of its shopmen for
increased wages and other conces-
sion and the Southern Pacific will
undoubtedly do the same. This
will probably result in Il strike of
all the shopmen Oh the Hartman
system.
Following are the demands of
the shopmen: ....
Recognition of Shop Employees
Federation, representing all five
crafts.
All employees now and hereafter
employed and not members of the
association or union to be given
thirty Gays in which to join, the
effect being to establish closed"
shop.
Eight hours day. six days a
week. instead of nine hours, six
days.
Flat wage increase of cents
an hour.
Equal representation on the
board of directors Of the company
hospitals. which are partially
supported by employees, who now
have no voice in their conduct,
Free keeping of patients in
hospitals as long as patients de-
mand sanctioned by their associa-
ton.
Conferences shall be granted
after thirty days. notice Of desire
to change contract is submitted. p:
Employees to be granted ninety
days leave of absence, with trans
portation, Instead of being laid
off.
All time work O:cr than bu lle'-
ined shall be considered overtime.
Allowance for expenses while on
travelling work to be raised from
81 to $l.50 a day.
Compentency shall he deter
mind within thirty days, after
that no man shall be discharged on
grounds of incompctency.
No physical examination or
personal record. E.
Grievances to be handled by the
Shop Employees Federation.
Light work for old employees I'M
able to do heavy work. without
reduction in pay o. E8
Seniority to govern promotion
to forcmaships.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
DIFFERENCE IN PAINTING

The fact should be made clear
to property owners that there is
all the difference in the world in
painting. ? good painter is
worth more than a poor one
because he uses suitable paint and
pats it on right. The Elko Paint
& Wall Paper Co. +. A. George,
prop, are now ready TO quote you
prices on all kinds of painting,
tinting, paper hanging. granting
and sign work and they guarantee
their work.
A splendid line of fall Wall
paper just received. Phone 161.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
METHODIST MINISTERS
ARE NAME

At the Nevada mission confer
ence of the Mcthodists Episcopal
church keld at Big Pine, the
following pulpit appointments
were mdae:
Superintendent-S. A. Thompson
Austin-To be supplied.
Big Pine--J. F. Price.
Bishop A. P. Beall.
Bodie-To be supplied.
Carson-W. H. D. Hornaday.
Elko. Battle Mountain ard
Carlin- To be supplied.
Ely and East Ely-Ira E. Price.
Gardnerville and Minden-L. l..
Tvwe..
Grecnville-J. M. Wilson.
Goldfield w. l.. Dexter.
l1ianal1 ancs-C. 7. Harrison.
Greenville (lndian mission) j.
M. Johnson.
GAINESVILLE and Standish-Virgil
Vineyard.
Las We gas-E. A. Palmer.
Loyalton Sierraville and Portola
Joseph Johns.
Observation-Disclosures McAllen.
Madeline-To be sup lied.
Paradise-To he supplied.
Quincy. w. Huston.
Beno-W. S. Kelly.
Sparks--P. H. Willis.
Surprise Valley-Wm. J. Carter.
Truckee and Truckee Circuit
A. N. Grvaes.
Tuscarora-To be supplied.
Wellington-To be supplied.
Minnemucca--To be supplied.
Yerington-To be supplied.
To report to their own con-
ferences-F. P. Bonnefon, c. L.
Halterman, j. E. Fischer, l.. M.
Burwell, r. l.. Muckolls.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
LEARNING 70 LIKE POETRY
Dean Of Salisbury Points out the Way
In Which Taste Fer It May
Be Cultivated.

II have no patience" said tho dean
OF Salisbury. in recent address.
with people who osfnntatiously say
they do not care for some OF tho loft
lost products OF tho human mind. n
you have rot. Mt present. liking for
poetry" added the dean. "thcn mnkc
one"
But how? Choose poet vino ia Con
orally aCkncwlcdpGd 10 be true moot
the speaker went on 10 say, and then
every day, even IT II 10 but for nrc
minutes. road n page carefully. noting
every suggestive wort and visunlI2Ing
ovCrY scene" The imDCrtnnt word I'm
that Hdvic" Is tho word "carofulfy"
Poetry must be- read carefully or n
were hcttcrunrcad. It's beauties should
b" looked for. for the suh;icgt and
sweetest beauties are not those .ibai
hit YOU in tho cyc. Read carefully
and read honestly. Don't. for honvcn'r
sake, make any prci"ns" Of enjoying
something Won do rot enjoy OF Of pcc
Ing beauty that yOu do not goo Bet.
ter far mover read line than TO do
that. But hunt for something mat
really appeals TO %ou md when you
ind N tie n 10 vow md mn'" n VOurq
n T. Is nothing moro ihan haprv
phraso. You will br sururife 10 find
how quickly you viii grow adept IN
the search for such bo1uiijcg even ~
n schoolgirl grows adept IN tho rcarch
OF four-leaf rloYcrs or an archaroI
ogist I'm the search for nint arrow.
heads. - Current Literature 4
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
.RARRINC7ONS TERRIBLE RIDE

The Tonopah Bonanza give the
following graphic word picture of
the experience of the heroic Har-
ington in the recent Ely mine fire:
ut is mighty good thing l am
so strong. l guess l must be
dreaming, but | know l will come
out all right when l wake up"
said Peter Harrington as he was
assisted from the cage of the
Giroux shaft Wednesday night.
The cage with its human freight
had just come through hell.
Harrington was delirious, believ-
ing he was having a bad dream;
three other occupants of the cage
were huddled on the floor and had,
fortunately, fallen toward the
center and not away from it to
get battered or pulled from the
cage. alive but Unconscious,
bruised about the head from
having struck against the timb crs.
Harrington was the only man
on the cage in a standing position
and it was only because he had
bulldog grip on the rod above his
head that he had not fallen in the
heap with the others. He is a
large and powerful man and had
evidently appreciated the fact that
he and his companions were going
through an ordeal to try the very
strongest headed and most s'oical
and had steelcd himself to endure
even b. yond the limits of what he
thought he could possible stand.
To that determination he probably
owes his life as probably. had he
fallen with the others on the nocr
o. thc cage he would have been
dragged off by striking the timbcrs
and might have dragged others of
the men off with him. Passing
through the blazing portion of the
shaft was bad enough, but l!avin 3
to ride above the fire, as in a
chimney and never get a breath of
fresh air. hut be compelled to in
hale the smoke and poisonous
gasscs resulting from the COM
bustion going on below was hell
and no mistake. The smoke and
gases in the lungs we re like So
much corrosive acid and destroy ed
more or less of the delicate organs
so important to man. If Harring.
ton and his companion recover
from their present condition il
will be marvel, but they have
the best wishes of host of friends
for IL speedy return of strength
and health.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
MOODS.

"AIna" he cried In J""p despair,
"tatc over bnrs my way:
{ meet with failure everywhere,
Endravor aa I may:
|Tho world Is cold. my hopes are dead'
NJ efforts nil are vain:
I've learned all sorrows life can teech'
And never more In triumph reach
The goal I've sought to gain
RI.
Upon the morrow he arose
Determined To succeed:
He did not whine about his woes.
His hear, was glad. indeed;
within his breast there @as no room
For real or fancied Ills:
His goal was bright that had been dirn'
Because his wife had given him
A dose az liver pills.
g. T.. Kiser. IN Chicago Rccord-Her-
aid
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-31
New Use for the Telephone.

Cecil was accustomed TO hearing his
mother telephone for nearly every.
thing she needed. Ono day ms no en-.
tered tho pantry u littlo mouse scam.
pcrcd across the floor. Very much
frightened. he jumped up and down
screaming: "Oh, mother. phone for
tho cat! Please phone for the cat!"---
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