Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-05
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 If you have a can opener and q collar button, why look for more trouble?
 Just the same, the harem skirt is the most sensible article of womans wear introduced in fifty years, and nipetenths of the men are hoping ''.e women will have the nerve to ~ ear them.
 No more elections in Phoenix for year, anysay. Now they can unite in a futile effort to prevent the cap .tol being moved to Tucson.
 How a brave hero met his death" is a headline in an exchange, Presum-
 ably the eowardly hero still lives.
 What has become of the good old
 'ashioned family picnic? Ought to flourish in a country where there
 are no mosquitoes.
 Young men, why don't you get married? A Houston preacher is in hot water as the result of asking this question. for the replies of the young men, saying that girls are toc extravagant for the boys to suppct on their attenuated salaries, 1as aroused a storm of feminine prJtest from all over the U. s. The o,dnion of the girls is. in effect. that the young men are rank towards, and that if a girl is willing to enter
 natrimony on salary of $60 a
 month the thing that wears pants needa hesitate. One fair writer from Fort Wayne, | Ind. who signs herself "Old Maid" absolves herself of all blame for be- | found the man I want" she said, 1 but when I do whether he is earn ing $50 or $500 a month I'll wed him The latter task, she said, is the
 smaller of inc whole.
 It seems that Riieys cooking
 class. in the Cole-Ryan building at Warren, died abornin'. The company
 met pursuant to adjournment. and discussed the blamed state of bache- 1 lorhood for a while, considering ] whether the emancipation from 1 skirts carried with it ability to cook. Maybe t did. But who would wash l inc dishes? Not me-" was the unan- l imous verdict. Positively nit. Where at there was much relief felt all
 around, and the company burst into song:
 Are you BIT. Riley they speak of
 so highly?
 Are you Mir. Riley who keeps hotel2
 If you are NIT. Riley they speak of so highly.
 Then, bedad. Mir. Riley. you are
 looking right well"
 Are you one or those people who i think the coast Is the only place in which to live? Look at the weather
 and temperature reports in the Los Angeles papers, and note that l it is warmer and more agreeable in Chicago, Minneapolis and St. Paul right now than in old Los. You can't deny the truth when the Los Angeles papers themselves print it, can you2 oil up those wheels in the think tank. and either stay in Bisbee or
 make break for the effete east
 Or you might spend the summer in Alaska
 They are acting around Agua Prieta just as if intervention by the U. s. would be welcome relief to
 both sides.
 A warm sumner is predicted for
 sugar. steel and wool, also more hard times.
 Congressmen do not know wheth- or they should 0uit at midnight March 3 or noon March 4. The coun- i try would vote unanimously for mid
 night
 A Bishee bootblack. in Brewery
 Gulch. who must be a graduate of Ann Arbor, has the following sign | ever his stand:
 Pedal tecementd artistically H. ] lumined or fabricated for the infin- ! ite sum of 15 cents per operation. ! From OUT hltdH HUN iO NA ~1'i | aIarminRly Of a distant friend is | sign that sickness or some evil has i befallen that friend. If your dream | of distant friends is calm and pleas | ing, exrect good news, soon. In that 1 case you need not take Billiken's
 pills
 Is it not possible that the Douglas l restaurants need another crowd from ! outside?