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Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
Yesterdays Results.

WESTERN LEAGUE.
Denver, 10; Omaha, 4.
st. Joseph. !; Topeka, 4.
Des Moines, Z; Lincoln, q
Sioux City, s; Pueblo, 4.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Chicago. IL; Boston, II.
st. Louis, !; Brooklyn, 2.
Cincinnati, 8; New York, l.
Ptttsburg, /; Philadelphia, 2.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Washington, s; Chicago, g.
Philadelphia. 2; 81. Louis, 0.
Boston. 4; Detroit, 3.
New York, 4; Cleveland, IL.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Columbus. 9; Toledo, 4.
Louisville, 8; indianapolis,
Minneapolis, S: Kansas City, T.
st. Paul, 6: Milwaukee. 3.
NEBRASKA STATE LEAGUE.
Fremont Grand Island; rain.
Columbus-Kea rain.
Seward, Z; York, 10.
Hastings-Superior; rain.
MINK LEAGUE.
Clarinda, 3; Shenandoah, g.
Humboldt, Is. Nebraska City, 10.
Falls City, 2; Auburn, O
Games To-day.
Western League-Denver at Omaha. st
Joseph at Topeka, Dies Moines at Lincoln
Sioux City at Pueblo.
American League-Washington at Chi
cago. Philadelphia at st. Louis. Boston a
Detroit.
Toledo, Louisville at Indianapolis. Mime
apolis at Milwaukee. ST. Paul at Kansas
City.
Grand Island Columbus at Kearney, Yori
at Seward. Hastings at Superior
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
ST. JOSEPH.

IWo-base hits Whitney, ReIIy. Sacri-
flee hit: Emory. Double play: Crutcher
to Reilly 10 Borton Stolen base: Zwilling.
First base on balls; off Durbln. 2; Oft
Crutcher, I. Struck out: BY Durhin. s;
by Crutcher Wild pitch: Crutcher.
Passed ball; Kerns. Time; 100. Umpires;
Knapp and Morgan.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
PUNCHED HITS BEAT HOLSTERS
Colonies Get Enough RuRs In First
and Fourth InninEs.

INDIANAP9I1s. July l5.-Bunched hits
off Robertson IN the first and fourth in
nings, when they scored three runs and
drove him from the hox, causing the defeat
Of Indianapolis by Louisville today. to 2.
Pfiesteri held the locals safe at all times,
allowing them four hits and striking out
eight men. Score:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
TIGERS DOWN TWO PITCHERS
Wood and Moser Knocked Out of Box
and Detroit Wins.
NINE TO FOUR IS FINAL SCORE
kilItIay Finishes for Boston and
Allows Detroit But One HIT
WiIIett Effective Except in
Fourth and Fifth.

DETROIT. July I5.-Detroit knocked
Wood out of the box today. He retired
two men and the next three singled.
Moser replaced him and Detroit knocked
him out of the box in the fourth. Killilay
and allowed Detroit one hit in the
innings. Willett was effective
in every round but the fourth and NTH.
Score.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16

Three-base hit: Ultowski. Two-base hits:
Colligan, Cobb. Left on bases: Lincoln, 6;
Des Moines, 10. Stolen bases: Thomas
Gagnier. Cockman. Dvyer (2), Anderson.
Struck out: BY APPRECIATE, 5; by Smith 3;
safe. 3. off smith, 1. Time: i:5s IJmpires:
Mckee and Weaver.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
Gotch,n Champs Take Another.

MASON CITY. Ia, July 15-(speciaI Tel
egram.)-By defeating Mason City today 2
to 3. Humboldt took two of a series OF
three games
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
PuERI.o

Stolen base: Hartman. Iwo-baso hts;
Hartman, BreeC, Belden. Throe-b base hit
Hartman TO Stem, Berger TO Hughes 70
Koefner. Home runs: Reilly, Davis
Struck out BY Maple, 1; by Perry, 8; by
sage. 1. Bases on balls: OFF Maple 2;
off Perry, ]; off Miller, 4; off Sage. /
Wild pitch: Perry. Time; l;S Umpires'
Haskell and jackson.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
ENNN
ntrYY An
PIrTsBUG


1.-TWO out when winning run was scored.
Philadelphia ........0 l o o 0 Ia
Pittshurg ...........1 0 o o OIL
Home runs: Luderus 90. Struck out:
BY Adams, 4; by Chalmers 3. Bases on
balls. Off Chalmers, B. Time 1:,J. TIM
pircs Day and Emslie.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
YORK

Home runs: Dye %, Wheeler, Henisay,
l1eff Farrell. Davis. Two-base hits; STAN
ley. Payne, Couple, Bases on balls; OFF
ITeniress, Z; off Wheeler, l. Struck out: BY
lFenress, 3; by Wheeler. 4. Wild pitch;
lFenress. Time: 200 Umpire: Edwards.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
! men, Score
nilisVHIR.

Struck out: BY Pfester, 8; by Lerz. 2.
Double play; Mccarthy. Move and Houser:
Stolen base Fisher. Passed ball: Ritter
Hits: Off Robertson. 6 IN three and one-thlrd
innings; off Merz. In five and two-thirds
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16

Left on bases: St Louis. g. Brooklyn, Z.
Two-base hits: Ellis. Hummel. Double
plays; Hauser Higgins and Konetchy;
Tooley and Daubert: Daubert and Hummel
Bases on balls: Off Sallee, 2; off Rucksr, 8.
Struck out BY Sallee. 2; by Rucker. u.
Time: 1:52 Umpires: KLEIN and Brennan.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
ANTELOPES LOSE BY 7 TO 2
Des Moines Bats Applegate Out of Box
at Lincoln.
BENZ PITCHES A GOOD GAME
ColIisAn and Cobb Get Two
BaEEers--sJx stolen Bases
Twelve strikeouts.

LINCOLN, July 16-Des Moines batted
Applegate out OF the box and won from
Lincoln by score OF to 2 Benz pitched
a good game. Score:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
wInside Gets Trimmed.

WAYNE, Neb.. July l5.-(Speciai Tele-
gram. )-Omaha Giants defeated winside
today. Batteries: Omaha Giants Williams
and Davis; Winside, Cress and BOvee.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
FUCKER FANS TWELVE BArTERs

Brooklyn Takes Game by Score of
Two to One.
BROOKLYN. July 15.-Rucker struck out
twelve ST. Louis batters today and won, 2
to l. Three fast double plays added to the
excitement Score:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
SIOUX CITY OUTFITS PUEBLO

visitors Take Opening Game by Score
of Eight 10 Four.
PUEBLO. Colo. July l6.-Sioux City out
hit Pueblo today and took the opening
game by score of to 4 Pueblo tried
out another new pitcher. but he was wild.
and the visitors took lead in the early
innings. Score:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
LUDERUS' H0MERS
WIN FOR PHILLIES
Four-Baggers in Second and Ninth
Innings Give Two to One Vic
tory to Local Team.
PIRATES SCORE ONCE IN FIRST
Draw Long Succession Of Ciphers in
Remaining Sessions.
EACH TEAM GETS FOUR HITS
Adams Strikes Out Four Players and
Chalmers Three.
ONE ERROR MADE ON EACH SIDE
First Baseman's second Circle of
Bases In Ninth Inning with Two
Out-Seven Players strike
Out.
PIRATES SCORE ONCE IN FIRST
Draw Long Succession of Ciphers in
Remaining Sessions.
ACH TEAM GETS FOUR HITS
Adams Strikes Out Four Players and
Chalmers Three.
ONE ERROR MADE ON EACH SIDE

PHILADELPHIA, July 15.-Luderus was
the hero with his two home runs over the
right field wall. enabling Philadelphia to
defeat Pittsburg. His second home run
was made in the ninth inning with two
out Score:
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
THREE GAMES ARE POSTPONED
Rain stops Play NJ Grand Island,
KeaTney and superior.

keaTney ana superior.
SUPERIOR, Neb.. July l5.-fSpecial Tele-
gram.)-Rain prevented the game with
Hastings here today
GRAND ISLAND. Neb. July 15-(Special
Telegram 1.-The Grand Island Fremont
game was postponed on account Of rain.
KEARNEY. Neb. July i5.-(Spacial Tele-
gram)-The Kearney-columbus game was
postponed on account OF rain.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
MERKLEs HOMER WINS GAME

Giants Take Nice Contest by score of
Four to Three.
NEW YORK, July 15.-Merkle's home run
drive into the left field bleachers in the
sixth inning, bringing in snodgrsss and
Becker. won today for New York Score
VnPtr
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
KANSAS CITY.
aBatted for sullivan in sew,

eBatted for Sullivan in seventh.
'Batted for Altrock In ninth.
Kansas City ......... oil 3 %
Minneapolis .........O 80 0 O 4-9
Home runs: Hyatt. Cravath C2), Two-base
hits: Corridor, Cfavath, Barbeau, Ferris,
Sullivan. shannon, Williams First base on
balls OF Aitrocks !; off IIoudell. g. Struck
/; by Cravath. 1; by Waddell. 4. Hits. OFF
Loudell, Gin five and one-third innings; off
Cravath, in one inning; off Waddell. none
dox, IL I'm seven innings; off Owens In
one and one-third innings; off Altrock. none
In one-third of an inning Passed ball.
Owens. Double plays: Barbeau to Bower
man to Downey to Barbeau: Corridor to
Bowerman. Stolen bases Loudell(2). ely
meT "a. Sacrifice fly: Hyatt Left on bases:
Kansas City. 8; Minneapolis. s. First base
on errors: Kansas City, /. EMPIRES: Bier
halter and Handiboe. Time: 1850
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
CUBS oUTPLAYED BY BosToNITEs

Doves TrOunce Visitors by seventeen
to Twelve Score.
BOSTON, July 15-Poor pitching and
poor fielding lost the game for Chicago.
Boston scored seven runs in the second in
ming and was never headed. Score;
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
CHICAGO
Totals. ....45 II "a IL
'Batted for Richter in fifth.
IBatted for Toney in seventh.
sBatted for Brown in ninth.

Stated for Brown in ninth.
Chicago ...........,..0 0 0 0 2 O-is
Two-base hits. Goode Safer. Three
base hits: Tenney, Flaherty. Home runs:
Schultz, Tinker Hits: Off Mclntire in
one and a third innings; off Richter, 3 in
two and two-thirds innings; off Brown,
in two innings; off Toney, in two innings;
of Mattern, In one-third inning; off
Pfeffer in two and third innings. Bases
Off Toney. 3; off Brown. 8; off Mattern, /:
off Pfeffer. 4. Struck out: BY McIntire. i:
by Toney, 1; by Perdue, ]. Time: 200.
Empires: tombstone and Eason.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16

'Batted Tor MOser IN the NTH.
sBatted for Killilay in the ninth.

-BdIItU Tut NIIT1Idy IN tHt HIHIH
Detroit ..............5 o -
Boston ...,s...........O o o so o o.
Two base hits: Lewis Cobb. Three-base
hit: Stanage Hits: Off Wood. g. none
out; off Moser in four innings; off KILL
lay, 4 in four innings. Bases on balls:
Off Wood 2; off Moser, l. Struck out:
BY Moser 8; by Killilay 2; by Wilett 2.
Time: 1:5S. Umpires Connolly and Egan.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16

CLEVELAND


S Ssw a0SG.:..:.. ..::S Isl IL
Two-base hits: Chase (2). Wolter. Hits:
| off Warhop. in four innings; off Fisher
S In four innings. First base on balls: off
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16

Bases on balls: Off Gaspar 3; off Mathew
son, !. Struck out: BY Mathewson, 4, by
Gaspsr I. Hits: Off Gaspar, 3 in six in
ntngs; off HUMPHREYS, l In two innings.
Time: i+6 Umpires: Rigler and Fin
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
Wnu.a Wins from McLean.

WAUSA. Neb., July 15.-CSpecisl.) THE
home team won from Mclean here today
home in the sixth was the feature OF the
game score. RH.E
Wausa ........ IS !
Batteries: wausa. johnson and Bose;
Mclean, Bower and Cook.
Wausa plays the Omaha Giants here Mon
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
TOPEKA DEFEATS ST. JOSEPH

Rain stops Game mt End of Fifth
score Four 90 One.
TOPEKA. July 15,-Rain stopped today's
game at the end OF the fifth inning. Topeka
winning. to L The locals punched hits
off Crutcher with Meinke's error IN the
fourth for three runs. Score
TnDEKA
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
MAPS WINNING STREAK HOLDS

HIEhIanders Defeated by Score of
Twelve 10 Four.
CLEVELAND July 15.-CieveIand made II
straight victories for the week by defeating
New York. Both WARRIOR and Fisher were
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
DIES MONIES

Stated for Stratton in ninth.
Lincoln ...............O 90 90 0 o.
Des Moines-...........3 90 3 o 0 OF
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-16
CINCINNATI.

'Batted for Gaspar In seventh
SBatted for Humphries in ninth
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

'lDCll, LlDCl l N'oLiit SOiOi
Russell Gates was out from.
Denver last week looking after
his business interests here.
Mrs Nell Foote of Denver was
a visitor at the Griffin home last
week.
C. A. Hansen is still absent
from the Post office but is much
improved.
A valentine box was held at
the Ebert school Tuesday. Feb. a
all the school children enjoyed it
very much.
Mr. Joe Helgeth is again work
ing ON his new residence in the
south end of town, he is now
working on the front porch.
The wedding was postponed on
account of the illness of Mrs j. d.
Blakley. We have not learned
yet when the wedding will be
held.
Something new in the post card
line at the Tribune Office, drop in
and see them.
Bill Bergman was in Ebert on
Monday and was a plesa 1t caller
at the Tribune office.
W. e. Davies has just finished
a fine cedar table for Mr. A. z.
Harmon and it certainly is beau
ty.
Mr. Anderson is building fen
ce around his residence in Ebert
He has to fence against tie town
c lows which are running loose on
the streets.
Another store in Elbert, that's
{ going some.
Miss Lena Oaks is in Denver
for the benefit of her health.
Custom grinding and grain cleaning
done only on Wednesday and Saturday
of each week, r. G. Nero Co.
LOST, gold ring with white Topaz set-
ting Tuesday evening between Beulah
Hotel and viii Dittimore ranch, finder
please leave at Tribune Office and receive
reward
A Special discount sale on chill
drens shoes Monday. At
Narron's Store
lVhislSey is a good friend but poor
master Used in moderation it cheers.
inspires and strengthens men. In this
gray world why may we not touch elbows
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

A Special discount sale on chill
drens shoes Monday. At
Narron's Store
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17
ELBERT EY EN- is.

II H ~ II N II AlN L ~
Ye Editor and Robert Boston
spent Saturday in Denver return
ing home Sunday evening.
Mrs Rachel Knight celebrated
her 8oth birthday last week, she
is still in very good heath, and
keeps house for her self, we wish
her many more happy birthdays.
Mr. and Mrs J. r. Close and
son and daughter Paul and Vera
spent Saturday and Sunday with
friends in Elizabeth.
Mr. L. w. Parkhurst of Eliza
beth was in town Monday with a
book he is now agent for.
Tom Williams came up from
Kiowa Sunday and installed a
set of gas lights in the Ed Orin
home.
Mr. and Mrs Harry Lundy took
Monday dinner with Mr. and Mrs
Joseph Mayer.
Miss Leila Hunter of Kiowa
spent Sunday in Ebert visiting
with her cousin Miss Vera Close.
MrJ. H. Lundy left Sunday
morning for Glendora California
he ordered his paper sent to that
place.
Mr. and Mrs Theo Neuman
who have both had the smallpox
are well and cut of quarantine.
The Eloert school was defeated
in the basket ball game last Sat
urday, cheer up the worst is yet
to come, Saturday the 25th.
Mrs Mary Griffin who has been
very sick for the last two weeks
is improving slowly.
1t is reported that a bank will
soon be opened at Parker Colora
do, Parker is one of the growing
towns on the C&S between Den
yer ond Colo. Springs, seven new
houses have been completed in
the last year.
E I. Harper has purchased
the lots directly east of his store
and will put a fence around them
Saturday the 25th the Elbert
school will play the Elizabeth
school a game of basket ball at
he Elbert school house.
Don't fail to be present at the
special train from Ft. Collins
you may learn something that
will benefit you.
Special sale all week, of Chill
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Russell Gates was out from
Denver last week looking after
his business interests here.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

IVhiskey is a good friend but a poor
master. Used in moderation it cheers.
inspires and strengthens men. In this
gray world why may we not touch elbows
with our neighbors occasionally Tn a
social glass! Why may we not make
reasonable use of that prince of whiskies
NV Harper Sold by DIR Burnsides
FOR SALE 321 Acres, 60. Acres Cul
tivation, 60 acres Timber, II acres Alfal-
fla all under good fence, all clear and
good house and out houses, good we'll.
Inquire at Tribune office.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Ye Editor and Robert Boston
spent Saturday in Denver return
ing home Sunday evening.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Mrs Nell Foote of Denver was
visitor at the Griffin home last
week.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Mr. Joe Helgeth is again work
ing ON his new residence in the
south end of town, he is now
working on the front porch.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Something new in the post card
line at the Tribune office, drop in
and see them.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

The wedding was postponed on
account of the illness of Mrs J.D.
Blakley. We have not learned
yet when the wedding will be
held.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

C. A. Hansen is still absent
from the Post office but is much
improved.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

A valentine box was held at
the Ebert school Tuesday. Feb. a
all the school children enjoyed it
very much.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Tom Williams came up from
Kiowa Sunday and installed a
set of gas lights in the Ed Grin
home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Mr. L. w. Parkhurst of Eliza
beth was in town Monday with a
book he is now agent for.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Mr. and Mrs Harry Lundy took
Monday dinner with Mr. and Mrs
Joseph Mayer.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Mrs Rachel Knight celebrated
her 8oth birthday last week, she
is still in very good health, and
keeps house for her self, we wish
her many more happy birthdays.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-02-17

Miss Lena Oaks is in Denver
for the benefit of her health.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08

When Lysander John Appleton Ii
oombed and dressed and dragged out by
the heels TO a social affair IN the even
ing. his daughter, Daysey Wayne knows
that If she bombards him with questions
assails him with suggestions. and tor
ments him with hints she will never get
out Of him any knowledge OF what he
did. or saw, or heard while there.
As for her mother. well, she's different.
Before her daughter has had chance TO
use the question mark, tho mother has
told all
MY father" said Daysey Mayme In
one OF those outbursts of attack on the
men In which women so very, very,
rarely indulge, attended banquet one
night that lasted from 10 TO o'clock.
There was a menu half yard long,
and speeches by distinguished men that
were two yards long, and when he got
home all I could get out OF him was
Pretty good. lie doesn't show II he had
oysters or sawdust, wine or cold tea, who
sat on either side of him, nor a thing that
was said.
Tho next day my mother attended n
reception. She walked I'm the parlor door,
pushed her way rapidly to the dining
room and pushed her way out again, &c
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08
Daysey Mayme on the UnObserving Men
by FRANCES l.. GARsIDE.

complaining her entrance and exit in a
minimum of time. as BELTS one of her
bargain-counter experience. She WASH o
In the house ten minutes, and that was
three months ago and she is still talking
Of what she heard and saw.
she noticed the new Madonna on the
wall; found they are making collection
OF Madonnas. having tired of teapots;
she described how Mrs. AS new skirt
was trimmed, told how many ornaments
Miss b wore In her hair. that Mrs. G had
trimmed her gray silk with lace to hide
tho wear. that one corner of the parlor
carpet was moth eaten. that the ices
were pale green, and there were seven
kinds OF cake, and who made them, and
just what was in the filling, and the
lamp shades were homemade and those
IN tho parlor were darker than those in
the library, and the pillow shams were
ironed on the wrong side
That's the difference between men and
women. Men go through life absorbed
I'm looking inward. they have every
grievance and ache inside OF them de-
fined and oatalogued. A woman Is look
ing outward. She Is feeding her brain
and acquiring information while a man
is wondering IL it isn't time to 20 home"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08

Wen, sed Pa, wen he calm hoam the
other mite, ] see that Mister Rock-fcllow
has got in kind Of Dutch. 1t seems that
he put the bee TO a gent naimed Merritt,
or something Of that sort Pa sed. | al
ways like 10 hear about a man naimed
Rock-follow Citing so gay that every time
the crowd looks at him the crowd looks
like twelve honest men Il true.
am not interested ip the doing OF
Mister Rockefeller, sed Ma, all want TO
know is why you WAS not here TO attend
the meeting witch We had all fixed up
for the Dignified Danes. one Of the
Dignlfied Danes was a gurl that cue
rccsite the most butiful poetry, sed Ma,
& she is right abreast Of the times, too,
sed Ma. Jest TO show that she is right
abreast OF the times. she reesited poem
called Mister RoCk-fellow."
stroll within the sylvan glade,
Ny first name II Is Johnnie,
My middel Main beegins with ID,
a Stauard on is Bonny,
A. StanaId oil Is Bonny
When early falls the dew,
ID was then that j. L. Morgan
Gave me his promise true.
Wen, sed Pa that sounds like kind
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08
Good Circulation Aid to Beauty

a long time are known as enlarged pores
and are almost equally disfiguring. Both
conditions require daily friction and a
erfect cleansing Of the skin.
This can only be done satisfactorily by
means OF a scrubbing brush good soap
| and hot water-not tepid-but really hot
water.
| Face scrubbing brushes are becoming
very popular and are sold everywhere.
The face brush should not be too hard
and should be soaked In hot water before
using. Don't be too vigorous in using IL
at first, and never use a brush over the
face when there is an open sore or an
eruption of the skin. Use a pure soap
and plenty or II.
Many of the inexpensive soaps on the
market are excellent. Make a good latheT
on the brush and scrub away. 1t is the
friction as well as the soap and water
which is so beneficial to the skin. After
wards rinse Off the face carefully ia
several warm waters, then in cold water
and dry it thoroughly. When the face
is sensitive apply a good cream after
washing It. But once a day, and pre-
ferably at night, the pores must be
cleaned thoroughly As few of us have a
good natural action Of the skin, we have
to resort to first aid methods like the
scrubbng brush.
Many girls with good. natural com
pleNions notice as they grow older that
first one then another blaclShead app
pears upon the surface OF the skin. Take
this as a signal that the skin is no longer
funetioning properly You may be an
camic or you may have indigestion. per
haps. Those troubles impair the circula-
ton and show at once In the condition OF
the skin. While you are curing the cause
OF the trouble take your complexion brush
In hand and remove the effects.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08


The Little Boys face fairly shone with
surprised delight. and he climbed into
the chair some one placed for him, right
next to the one the Little Boy loved
very dearly. as fast as he could.
lie sat very quiet and was very wen
behaved all the time the grown-ups we're
talking and laughing How much they
did laugh and how fast they did talk
The Little Boy could not keep up with
them at ALL and when the great roast
came on the table the Little Boy almost
laughed out loud TO think how much IL
looked like tho great roast In the pie
ture when Old King Cole ordered up his
fiddlers three to play for him after dinner.
The grown-ups talked and talked. and
they laughed and laughed. and they ate
and they ate. and tho 1Attle Boy never
asked for a crumb. Only he slipped thirst
ny or the water in the tall glass At his
place.
"Slp, sip. sip''--he looked up and caught
the eyes of the birthday Papa fixed
kindly upon him. "Oh, Papa" cried the
Little Boy I'm uncomfortable good fellow
ship "oh, Papa, isn't dis de finest
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08
When Morgan Stubs His Toe
by JAMES CLARENCE HARVEY.

When Pat McGinnis or Michael McFlynn
From the top OF a skyscrsper fall,
The ambulance surgeon just rushes them
in,
And that is the end OF II all
But Wall street gets In a hectic flush
And stocks all downward go
And the market harbors horrible hush
When Morgan stubs his toe.
ITS terrible thing" Hes getting
Old"'
Hes getting weak I'm the knees"
in various forms the tale Is told
It's a tragedy, II you please,
To-day he stumbles,' Tomorrow he'll
fall
And they weep and wal with woe
There's ruin and wreck ia the put and
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-08
Little Boobies Pa
by WILLIAM Il. KIRK.

Of q swell song, 1 wud like to sins song
of my own, sed Pa, called Dear John
d." II you wuddent mind llssening. sed
pa, the professor viii obIige A littel
soft musick professor.
Thare wasent any professor, but Pa
began for TO sing anyhow. q this is the
song that Pa sang:
Dear John D.,
How / remember thee
You grabbed me when 1 was fun Of snltz,
And pm my brother ON the fritz,
Smashing our bankrolis into bits
Dear John ID.
Second Verse.
Dear John ID.
You've got US up a tree,
Your Interest in the worlds affair
Is changing bulls back into bears
And making tramps OF millionaires-
Dear John ID.
Wei sed Ma. l think It is time that
we talked about sumthing else beesides
musick. Did you pay your life insurance
today?
Yes, sed Pa, hcor IS the reject. The
day / am ded you are $1,000 better Off.
hoap that dag will newer cuIn, sed
Ma. then she took the reject and put 4.
in her pocketbook.