The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-08-16
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Elks, Dogs, Wild Animals and
Some Unclassifed Attrac-
tions Appear.

as lnOuSn ten lUouSdi1 ucfHoDS uSot
turned loose In the streets Of Salt Lake.
The things those Elks did are not to be
described, the things they didn't do
could be recorded In very small book.
The Humbug Circus parade was GER
tainly one grand. gorgeous. glorious pa
geant, II took the procession two hours
to pass n given point and four hours 10
pass point that was not given. There
was everything In the parade from
trained flea to a fourotoed bovalopus and
from tadpole to Polar bear with
wings. 1t was literally n bowling sue
people recover their hearing they will
feel constrained to remember II forever
The parade fortunately. was headed by
effect OF cxerting restraint upon the
animals, which otherwise doubtless would
have devoured the populace.
Some of the "Wild" Features.
Shortly after the head OF the process
sion came the Wild Man OF Borneo; Next
b Borneo les &C Closely sci following was the child
of the wife OF the wild Man of Bor-
neo. On top Of that came the dog OF the
child OF the wife OF the Wild Man o., OF
OF the dog of the child OF the wife of the
Wild Man OF Borneo. Last OF all In this
interesting family was the flea In the
Of ea'' the S WE Via pGS Man 1' Of ,He Borneo oo " "
The cages In the line were filed with
the rare animals Of all the wildernesses
of the world. There we're dingoes. bin
The latter were carefully guarded The
minstrels were fierce BUNCH. being IN
contradistinction TO the docility Of the
smelt like real bears. and that is surely
some SMELL The Hons roared their way
merrily through the street and managed
to show thsir teeth in a way that woula
have made Colonel Roosevelt stare In
envy and astonishnent-
The divorce colony; representesdd .sdo by by
eight nine graceful young athletes
gowned simultaneously in the height and
depth OF fashion, made a tremendous hit.
In Justice to them, let II be said that
they confined their smoking to good ci-
gars, eschewing the wicked cigarette so
common in the divorce colony.
Home Industry won favor with the
mothers and their babies who lined the
sidew walks Home Industry" was por-
trayed by a dozen or more well fed Elks
wheeling baby buggles with contents
The $4,000 Beauty was worth every
cent of It. This dazzling charmer was
sometimes identified as Don Lewis. III
she were he and he were she, then. In
deed, was the stipulated price small.
Dogs Star Attraction.
The crowning glory OF the parade was
more than a hundred dogs, To manage
these one hundred dogs, three hundred
kids were required and between the dogs
and the kids there was not an idle MN MN
the parade an Elk at the corner OF Main
and Second South hailed Pistol Pete"
Here kid, why don't you take them
dogs over TO the club!
''Whut fer?"
"Why, there's prize OF IS for the best
dog that they're giving away over there
'Us fer that Ave" ~
club, the like of which Is not OF record
At the club those who had participated
In the parade wore removing their dls-
guises; scraping on the grease anu no paam., dnrs
were burst In and an avalanche OF dos
and boy poured into the room
''Well, where-what-" stammered the
where's the guy that jedges these
here dawgs2" demanded freckled-faced
urchin.
After some sort OF order he'd been zen
themselves heard above the roar and din
of bowling dogs and yelling youngsters.
II was explained that the mutt down de
street" had steered the a, ooys s. and n,dnaw tne
Euual to the occasion, the Eks gave the
following boys prizes Of 81 each for hay
Ing the best dogs In the paraae; JONI
John jenkins Bert Whitehead and Mar
celia Gardner.
While the negotiations were in prog
rcss for the distribution .i, OF dnirP dnH PtiTzgI
fact that the Elks serve an elaooTa.e
lunch What was left of that lunch after
the canine champions got through WIN
It wouldn't make respectable filling for
a canary birds tooth. However. II al!
came under the head of Jolly Good
Time, and everybody was satisfied
Elks. kids and dogs
Who Made the Parade.
Inasmuch as 1t is obviously impossible
to make detail ed mention of everybody
RI In,
ing list Of ATTRACTIONS" or distractions
and their chief promoters Is given; ,sIi;s No,
EsuestrianI D. w GibSs fmd,an wa,a and Yan Pa
poose, James Devine; knights and Ladies.
J. c. Leary; Typewriters. V. A. Bettilyon;
Tandem Horses. willard James: Burlesaue
Twins, A G. Mahan; Gorilla Family,
Harry Handschue, Bull Fighters; Charles
Bernhart. Mexican Bulls. Milt Allen; bum
Band, Sam Lester; Pioneers, A. H. Far
sons; Ten Thousand Dollar Beauty. Don
r. Lewis; Wild Bears. 6. L. Marks;
Thoroughbreds, James Reyine' JEFF and
Hartman; Aeroplanes. l.. F. Harr; Aus
tralian Rabbits. Fred Redmond: On the
Water Wagon. M, Putnam; Clown ana
Cart. S. j. sWys5s; Dairy Maads, aaas Fl Eo;d: a.
Old Maids. George II. Watson: Happy
Hooliean," Nervy Nat Willis; Has. Was
and Never Was" George McGonagle:
Colony. NJ NJ, Warner. Charioteers. Enoch
Smith: "Forty-Nine Bar" w. l.. Wealth
erbee; Wild West, j. Y. Rich, Country
Store. Colonel Charles Applegate. PADDY
Whiskers." Harry Joseph: 'Old King
Coal" John Critchow. katzenjammer
Kids, Tom Ivory; Clown Band Carl Lol-
and Donkey Elmer Finch; Wild Ostriches,
E. X. Stroke; Cathedral Chimes, Tom
Homer; Happy Family. Harry Rcvier
Doctors. c. B. Cautficld For
tune Tellers, Joe Khoumrain. The |
Groves" Nationa Real Estate company: |
Elephants. United States Tire company !
tTheobald): Pie Eating Contest. Charley |
McGilis; German Band. Ed Penrose;
Moving Pictures. H. II. Hays Of 'Wyle |
Way" Mutt and Jeff, Dana Smith and |
Roy Saville; Wild RhInocsros. Bill |
Hames; Gold Dust Twins Euln Rich |
Burlcsque Auto. Harry Elliott. |
Chinese Mandarin Gene Owen: Scotch |
Representation. Crawford AnGerso Jap |
ancse Representation. Japanese Commun-
ity; The Trouhadours, Bush: Happ. |
Wench, William NJ, McConahay. Coon