New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-16
,.fore You Start and After
you Get Back Are the Days
IS Unalloyed Happiness.

r ,ordly bipeds, poor animals that
~ we are, enjoy things principally
w IN anticipation and recollection
-. an occurrence that bores us or is
1A s.,,cally tiresome when we are going
e"Frh n and let IL slip back into the
There. with the distance lending all
rs ~ enchantment TO the view. we dis
that we were having a ripping little
w.. and didn't know it.
u :, IS with the vacation thing.
-. that the ambulances are Changing
9TH the days toll OF the unit, when
P dav the papers set their headlines in
, , type telling OF the numbers that
zee, got when the electric fan fac
80 are working night and day, vaca-
~ ,.,s are scuttling from sizzling New
Wy IN all directions.
~,sre are those who preach against the
,or days exodus.
w au-hv leave New York;" they demand
.,,,,en't we everything here that any vaca-
nc rssort can charge you two prices for?
w. W.. are bathing beaches and theatres
"a restaurants-the best In the world.
NV 20 hiking out to some farm where
w. haven't any fire escapes for you to
80. IN when the thin red line Of the
',.,rou,eter gets up in the tall sOs?"
-s,-e,s a whole lot to that. and a whole
-. "a the other side, too. The man that
" ,be reddest in the face when he is
s,..,,r ND his native Manhattan as a
me- resort probably starts next week
-, The Rocky Mountains. Anyhow-no
tier how much they may preach for the
..av.s,.home outing-persons who have
.,,4cent coin OF the realm are going TO
s,., reht on boarding up their houses
- suhletting their fats and oozing to
..,sr narts for the prostration period.
nre Of the greatest pleasures Of the vaca-
49,, idea IS that 1t gives you something
,.,s 70 look forward to. a great boon
,,.t You can walk over to the calendar
as mt a ring around the date wherein
~, hex your desk and give the key two
,,sss' rest. Everything that happens to
,,u 1, the mean time points in that happy
s,,.,,on Perhaps the subway guard
..rs YOU into the Bronx Park express
,-,b more than his usual vigor! You can
LII hack NJ hint would be better 10 see
a., ,,s door IS closed first-and say:
GO 70 it. YOU brute! Punch and maui
=. 10 your hearts content. 1t won't be
r,r before you'll have TO take your pack
az house exercise on some one else. so
=, nv vacation on the fifteenth
And what would life IN the summer be
Without the resort pamphlet 70 read and
,-,oy' Il is a safe bet that the summer
,,s,rt pamphlet. with its cool pictures and
,,,hpsiastic text has given the harassed
r-nsr resorter twice IS much pleasure
n anticlpation as its realities have given
,u IN experiencing them Then think how
rsry O. them you can get. There's no
limit 10 Il. II costs you nothing 10 con-
template
Write for beautiful illustrated booklet"
ssy the inviting advertisements, and when
you comply with them you are under no
Obligation TO take their advice and give
them your savings.
50, II you want 10. you can contemplate
summer In Califarnla or Siberia or Hall
FAX. You may know all the time, of
course. that yoUll so TO some place that
ISN'T days ride from the city, but that
needn't bother you any beforehand.
Well. in the course Of human events fly
ing time viii drag around that day Of your
vacation departure. Such details as put
ting out the cat 10 starve and taking the
canary across the hail. where your neigh
CT has kindly consented to feed it for you,
nus, be hurriedly attended to. You catch
the train snd-poor old New York is back
there behind you, in the hot dust some
where
Say you take in OF are taken in by the
farmer who takes summer boarders. II
there Is any place that is really hot in the
sumner It is farm, say the disgruntled
tnss Perhaps you have always had
hslkerlng for horseback riding and have
sroaght along bright new costume for the
ilscal purpose. You Chamber aboard one Of