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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24
IE YOU

Are HOT now u patron VI ILLS
store it will afford you pleas
ure and profit to do your
shopping here Saturday.
The time spent getting
acquainted with the quality
of the merchandise we sell,
the prices we ask and our in
telligent and obliging sales
people will make you a reg
ular patron of this store.
That will mean money in
your pocket each month. If
you are a credit buyer why
not change your system and
pay for your goods when you
get them, when you can buy
from a store where every
thing is top-notch EXCEPT
PRICES, and they are
DOWN.
The spring season de-
mands a change of diet. The
system Graves green vegeta-
bles. We have always led in
catering to this demand. Our
leadership will be more
marked than ever this year
because quality and prices
will both be featured.
"Reckon on us when plan
ming your Sunday dinner"
A FEW SUGGESTIONS
The store is filled with 9TH
ers-
Fancy Illinois Cucumbers.
Fancy Florida Tomatoes.
Fancy Large Artichokes.
An express shipment of
Asparagus due in the morn
ing.
We have a limited supply
of fine Home Grown Celery.
Not the tough picked Cali
fornia stock, but fresh from
a Puget Sound garden. The
size of the stocks vary, so
we cannot quote prices. It's
not expensive.
Large Florida Grape Fruit,
Tor 200
Large California Grape
Fruit, 4 for .25c
Extra Fancy Winesap APP
pies, box ...........$ 2.25
Extra Fancy Yellow New
tons, box ......,....$ $3.50
This lot is unusually fine.
Cooking Apples, a box, 75c
and up.
Naval Oranges, reg. Csc size,
Saturday, 2 for ...... Soc
By mistake we got a ship
ment of Stuffed Queen Olives
instead of Manzinillas.
We kept them at a price
which enables us to offer
them to you at less than
some ask for plain bulk
stock. Our prices
Full quart jars ....... soc
Full 2-quart jars. ..... .0Oc
Think Of such prices on
stuffed QUEEN OLIVES.
Fine Butter, 3 lbs. for .05c
Good Butter, 8 lbs. for. Soc
Eggs, strictly fresh, 2 dozen
Iof ........ 45c
Almonds, pounds for soc
Very fine meats.
Fresh Shredded Cocoanut.
per pound lie
Fresh and full of flavor, usu-
ally sold for CSC per pound.
japanese Grab Meats, large
Sah 49,. ....... .25c
The quality usually sold for
40 and 45c.
Something New.
uncle Sam Breakfast Food.
A combination of wheat and
flaxseed. 1t is very nutri-
tious and natural cure for
constipation. 1t has real
merit.
Order 2 lbs. of Butter
Thin Crackers for SUNDAYS
dinner. They cost only csc.
They are DELICIOUS.
cans of Farmside Wax
DEANS ....... $500. .45c
Usual price zoe each.
z cans of Sliced Pineapple
Tor ........ BIC
A fresh shipment, and the
quality is fine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24
MORTALITY NOTES

John Murphy died at one of the
city hospitals last night of dropsy.
aged 67.
The funeral of Mrs. Sarah E.
Gibbons was held from st. Leo's
church at o'clock this morning.
The friends OF Miss Georgia
Whipple will hold q memorial to-
morrow at 2 o'clock, at her late
home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

Local jobbers are receiving an
ample supply of California
oranges. The fruit shows good
condition. While the market is
firm, the retail prices are reason
able, the average being: 126's,
40c; 1908, 35c; 176's, soc; zoos.
25c. s**
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Fresh Finan Haddie, 15c a
pound, for Saturday.
25c Norway Mackerel, iSc
each, for Saturday.
Beechnut Bacon, sliced,
SIC for Saturday.
Loubet Olive Oil, $3.50 a
gallon. This is a high
grade French oil, and the
price is $1.00 below its ac-
tual value. Why not buy a
gallon-it will keep all sum-
mer?
Antonni Oil, " gallon
cans, $500.
Antonni OIL gallon cans,
$685..
This is an American product
and is better than any i'm
ported.
Our BAKERY PRODUCTS
are our pride. Their equal
is not made in Tacoma.
To prove 1t to you we sold
pound cake last Saturday at
zoe lib. But we didn't make
nearly enough. We are go
ing to give you another
chance, and this time we will
Surely have plenty.
varieties at 20 cents per
pound.
dozen Cookies for 25c.
Butter Pretzels, 6 for 25c.
They win melt in your
mouth.
Another sale of our Home
Made Candies. Fresh from
our kitchen tonight.
Cocoanut and Peanut Bar,
Loo per pound.
Mclasses, Vanilla and
Strawberry Taffy, 15c per
pound.
Pecan and Fiibert Brittle.
2bc per pound.
40c boxes Hawaiian Can
died Pineapple. goo.
Come IL yod can. but IL
you can't, phone Main 900 or
A60a7. at 9s2 o street., Main
9o9 and Aeoa5 at North
goth and Proctor.
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F r. ( e

AN hAtEPIIONAb oFFhh
Cut this advertisement out and
bring 1t to me and l will give you
trial treatment free, using this
greatest of all curative sciences.
Free treatment will not be given I'M
less you bring this advertisements.
Largest and best equipped offices
on the Coast. Prices extremely low
Consultation free. DIR. Macy, licens-
ed osteopath, also licensed to prac-
tice other methods. Specialist Eye,
Stomach, rheumatism, Goitre, Ca
tarrh, Skin and Blood Disorders,
Chronic and Nervous Diseases, Blad-
der troubles and all weaknesses of
both men and women. Most success
full treatment known for diseases of
men. Eyes properly examined and
accurately fitted. Here ten years.
Office hours: 0 to 1880 a. m, l to
p. m, to s p. m. Monday We'd
nesday, Friday and Saturday even
ings; 10 to IL a. m. Sunday. 5-6-7-
8 1146R Pacific avenue, near 18th
street; 1143R Commerce street, over
Mccormack Bros store.
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a large number of popular songs.
Mrs. Crosby has been blind
since a child. She is ninety-one
years old today, and still lives at
Bridgeport, Conn.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

COLUMBUS. Ind, March a.
The office of Caldwell & Drake,
contractors, were wrecked by dy-
Mantle here today simultaneously
with the dynamiting OF the
Omaha courthouse.
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TO-DAY IN HISTORY

= March "a. 1898, Rev. Roger
Williams, who, though q parson,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24
OUR DAILY BIRTH
DAY PARTY.

For more than half a century
Danny Crosby has been writing
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

If you wish beautiful, clear,
white clothes, use Red Cross Ball
Blue. AT all good grocers. ***
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SAN DIEGO. March 24-More than
$50 Mexican refugees at Tia Juant
and Tecarte, Cal, are starving and
In need of clothing, according to
army officers here, who today APP
-pealed to the San Diego Red Cross
society for aid.
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Bartoo Printing Co., 762 C ST.,
NJ. 94s1. zee
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who are the contractors on the
building.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

Let the wife sleep. Get break
fast at the new Municipal Dock
Cafe in time for the Z O'Clock
boat. *+s
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

STEVENSON. March 24.--George
Hicshii, n Japanese, was fined $50
and banished from the country yes
terday after he had created a COM
motion by firing rifle into the Nils
tion threatening to kill Henry john
son, hack driver at st. Martins
springs.
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VICTORIA. Il. c.. March 24.-Lo-
cal sealers anticipate that before
the Boring sea season begins words
will come from ottawa to recall ell
vessels at sea and this year will see
tho last OF seal hunting at sea for
at least ten years.
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]. < Garden plants and roots, flow
ering plants. Tao. Imp. & Seed Co.
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Sparks Just
Off the Wire
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

SAN FRANCISCO. March as-Sus-
pected by the police of the murder
of John ID. Powell. San Jose dem
tent near Fort Ross. the police today
arrested a man who gave the name
OF DR.. l.. c. Chisholm.
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Not a Word of Scandal

marred the call of a neighbor on
Mrs. w. p. Spangh, of Manville,
Wyo., who said: she told me
DR.. Kings New Life Pills had
cured her of obstinate kidney troul
BILE, and made her feel like a new
woman" Easy, but sure remedy
for stomach, liver and kidney trou-
bles. Only 25c at Ryner Malstrom
Drug Co.. 93S Pacific ave.
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We will guarantee our
25c coffee equal to. any
soc coffee In the city.
Your money back if you
do not find it SO. We are
offering the best Tea and
Coffee values in the city.
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GET DIVORCES

Ella Felix was granted a divorce
from w. Z. Felix in the superior
court yesterday and Edward Pal
mer was given a decyee from
Florence Palmer.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

Pyramid -Four, the Great
Breadmaker, is universal family
flour. 1t will solve the bread
question for you. s*s
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NEW YORK, March 24.-The trad
Ing of today's opening stock market
was very light.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

Florence Clark today begun d.
vorce proceedings against Sher-
man d. Clark, buyer for a local
department store. Mrs. Clark
says her husband earns 5000 per
month and asks S75 per month
alimony.
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Take your dinner at the
Municipal Dock Cafe. A full din
ner 35c, with soup and all the
trimmings. ace
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-24

Try our hot waffles and coffee,
15c. Best in town. Municipal
Dock Cafe. tss
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Sunset Club Meets

The Sunset Improvement club will
meet tonight at the Oakland mis-
SION, at SOUTH Thirtyfourth and
Proctor. Il. A. Magill and w. w,
Seymour will address the NEE ting
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Saturday Specials

I aim make this busy bargain
city To make specials
timely following specials for Saturday
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Genera, Bates Unliahted Cigars.

General William B. Bate of Tennes.
see after distinguished service in be-
half of the south was governor and
then United States senator. His brav-
cry in battle was nttested by dozen
wounds, and in single engagement
three horses were shot from under
him.
1T was habit of the old warrior"
said a man who knew him we'll, Ito
continually carry an unlighted cigar
in his mouth, but few of those who
noticed it ever knew the reason of his
failure to smoke the weed. At the
battle Of Shiloh he and brother were
standing side by side when the broth
er asked General Bate for light, as
he had a cigar. but no match. The
general lit a match and handed 1t to
his kinsman, who had scarcely applied
it to the tobacco ere cannon ball
came hurtling through the air and
severed the smokers head from his
body. The terrible tragedy Of Shiloh's
bloody field was why in all the years
that followed the surviving brother
was neeer known to light a cigar"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
SELLING Papers on tho Roof.

SSuIu9 ApS'S VIZ 'S.ssS~'s
Not all enterprising newsboys are
In the United States The small street
merchants of Paris. when forbidden
to enter tramcars and omnibuses, got
over the difficulty in real Yankee fash
ion. 1T was easy. Of course, to sell
papers through the windows to passen-
gers seated in the vehicles. but how
was it possible to reach would-be Gus
toners perched on the seats provided
on the roof? A youth promptly solved
the problem. He procured stick sew
en- or eight feet long. with wire clamps
fastened to the sides. Papers were
put in the clamps. On top Of the stick
there was small cup with a hole
in the bottom. The hole was an i'm
portant part Of the apparatus. for 1t
reached all the way down. and through
It came the copper coins OF one or
two sous. according to the price OF the
paper the patron selected when the
boy held up the stick.-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
HIS PLAN OF THE DAY.

Rigid Rules Of Living Made by 4 Co.
lonial Minister.
An orderly arrangement Of working
hours is desirable and time saving
thing. but when one reads the plan of
the day made by a colonial parson. he
cannot help wondering where the good
mans family life came in. and II the
system held any possibility of relaxa'
ton. The record. quoted by William
Root Bliss. In side Glimpses From
the Colonial Meeting House." is taken
from the diary Of Thomas Prince. a
minister of the Old South church. Bos.
ton.
49, Oct. 30th. I marry.
Nov. 10. We begin to keep House.
My proposed order IL:
At get up and 90 into Study. Pray
and read in original Bible till 6. and then
call up the Family.
At 611 go to Family Prayers and only
the Porringer Of Chocolat for Breakfast
till 7. go into my Study till l2h. then do
something about the House till l to din
ner. except on Thursday study till loh.
then dress and II Lecture.
At 2 Dress and go abroad till Candle
light. Except Wednesdays after Dinner
do something about the House and 6atur-
day afternoons visit at DR.. Sewall's till
21k. then Home and study till Candlelight.
Study till 91a
~ go to Family Prayers and 60 to Bed.
N. B. eat no Supper.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Hs Was Cured.

A chap once consulted a famous
physician about his dyspepsia. The
patient was very deaf. The dialogue
between the physician and he ran like
this:
what do you usually breakfast on?''
"Oh. no! At least two miles In the
morning and motor ride after lunch. "
"How many hours do you sleep"
"Well. doctor. l was 6fty-nine my
last birthday"
"Are you married?"
"Thirst."
With a gesture Of impatience, the
physician turned and wrote out sim.
pie remedy for dyspepsia. The pa
tient, as he departed. shouted In the
loud, harsh tones Of the very deaf:
Doctor. can you cure deafness?"
The other shook his head in the neg
alive.
"Well." said the patient. you've
been very kind. and therefore I'm going
to make you Il present Of this prescrip-
ton" He took folded paper from
his pocket. 1T cured me."-New York
Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Objected to tho Publicity.

Objected to tho Publicity.
Mans instructive and perfectly rea-
sonable preference for reprimand de-
livered in private is illustrated by a
story told by Lieutenant General Sir
william Butler. G. e. B.. in bis "Au-
photography"
A general commanding at Aldershot
had been forcibly reprimanded by a
royal commander in chief. He openly
rebelled.
II don't mind being called a foo"
he said. IF it pleases your royal high
ness to call me so. but do mind being
called a fool before your royal high
ness other FOOLS" sweeping his hand
toward the commander in chiefs large
and brilliant staff.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
A FISH STORY.
the Man Who Told Il Said Il Was
Simply q True Narrative.

tho Man Who Told Il Said Il Was
Simply . True Narrative.
A man who formerly was waiter
on big transatlantic liner told this
story the other day:
"On a certain trip over | had at my
table an irascible old gentleman who
was fresh air 6end. No matter what
the weather he always insisted on
having the portfolio over the table
open. 1t was no use to argue with
him. but one day when the seas were
very high and the ship pitching and
rollin; ventured to demonstrate. He
was up in arms in a minute. You are
paid to obey ORDERS be said tartly.
open that port l did. The soup
course was served In safety. Then l
asked him If he would have fish. OF
course l will he snapped. And Ill
have it in a hurry. Don't keep me
waiting all day.
big sea rolled by-that Is. part of it
did A goodly portion came through
the portfolio. soaking the old man and
depositing on the table in front Of him
a live fish No waiter on board of
our ship had ever served an order so
quickly before. But didn't get any
credit for 1t. The queer thing about
that story" he added. us that 1t isn't
a fish story at all. ! never told it yet
to any one who believed it. but it Is
absolutely true."-New York Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
The Eskjmos ard the Bible.

Frank Cross. missionary among
the Eskimos. has found considerable
difficulty in using the illustration Of
the Bible In arctic regions. He gives
two amusing anecdotes to hear out bis
statements. First. bow his Eskimo In
terpreter translated q we'll known text
into the following: Every log that
brtngetb not up good 'appik' ia cut up
and used for tirewOod." "appik" being
the Eskimo for dried apples and the
nearest thing to fruit that they know.
Again. Of law. justice and government
they have not the remotest uOtion.
MIR Cross nearest nelghbOr had hum
dreds of dollars worth Of furs depos-
tied in n cache Wishing to preach
on where Thieves Break Through
and Steal" the interpreter gave up
his attempt at transiat ton. for be said
such q thing was impossible among
them.-T. Pc London Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Aar Earlv Resolutions,

This story was told by an English
man who lived century ago. He was
dining out in London and sat by a lady
whom he did not know. Their CONVEX
sation turned upon early resolutions
and how very seldom they were kept,
and the lady said: "Well. when l was
a Girl 1 made three resolutions-6rst, l
determined that l would never marry
a soldier; second. that would never
marry an Irishman, and. third. that |
would not be long engaged. And all
those three resolutions broke. Whom
do you think did marry? The Duke
of Wellington! He was soldier and
an Irishman. and l was engaged to
him for twelve years." This was Lady
Katherine Pakenham. 1t was an un-
happy marriage. and the couple mostly
lived apart.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
His Own Joke.

II admit l was found in the posses
sion of firearms" said the prisoner,
but it's only a joke Of mine. my lord. "
Explain yourself" said the magts'
trate
"Why. I put two pistols in my pocket
when | go out to friendly gather.
ing. Then start talking OF aero
planes"
"Well?"
"Then l say my life was once saved
by parachutes."
"Yes?"
"And l pull out the pistols and say.
Pair o. shoots Ha! ha! See?"
Eyes. | see. Did you make up that
Joke yourself?"
Eyes. my lord
1.-TWO years. hard bor."-London
Answers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Between Them.

YES" said Mrs. Catchem. those are
my daughters over there on the sofa.
They have half million between
them"
It was not until they were married
to those daughters that the young men
who overheard the remark found out
that Mrs. Catchem referred to the
rich old gentleman who sat on the
sofa between the girls. Mrs. Catchem
could not tell lie. but she knew how
to speak the truth to the best advan'
tage
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Suited to tho Occasion.

Nurse Girl-Oh. ma am. what shall
do? The twins have fallen down IL
we'll. Fond Parent-Dear me. how
noying! just 20 into the library-very
gently so as not to disturb Fido-and
get the last number Of the Modern
Mothers Magazine. It contains f1ne
article on How to Bring Up Chill
dren."-Town Topics.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
9ympathetic.

by gingerr' roared Blithers wrath
fully when his son informed him that
he had funked ut college. I'm bIest
IL l know what to say. H.
II sympathize with you. dad" said
Blithers. Jr.. feelingly. That's Just
the way it was with me when they
asked me those blasted questions at ex-
amination!"- Harper's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
LAME, c.on,,;msnt to Condo.

Louis Compliment to Condo.
One need not overlook the enormous
SHORTCOMINGS of Louis XIV. as man
and as a king to admit that In some
important respects he tried to do his
duty" He was a hardworking sovei:
eien both in the sphere Of administra
ton and in that social sphere which
was. to his mind. no less important
80 courteous that he never passed the
noorest woman about the palace with
ont lifting his hat. he carried polite
considerat ton to the level Of fine art.
IN f.. v-c- of co--:e".s sceech there
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11

are few things nobler than his remark
to the great Conde as the old hero was
slowly ascending the great marble
staircase at Versailles. Condo apollo.
gized for being so long in mounting
the steps, at the top of which the king
stood waiting 'Ah. cousin" Louis re-
piled, lone moves slowly when one Is
laden with laurels."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
And All Of Them Americana.

An English visitor has recently been
expressing his wonderment at the IA
cility with which America assimilates
its stream of immigrants. A friend
with whom he was talking on the
subject remarked. MY housemaid Is
Norwegian. my grocer Scotchman.
my butcher Is German. my druggist
is q Finn. my barber an Italian. my
newsman a Jew. my laundryman Is
Irish. my 6shmonger English my
florist Greek and my tailor Russian"
American Hebrew.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Ae Won.

H0 Won.
Before you kiss me. Horace. let me
tell you that Fred has given Kitty a
diamond ring. You have never given
me one"
Dearest. it is only girls who are not
precious in themselves who require the
aid of precious stones"
"Oh. you may kiss me twice. Hor-
ace"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Dickens Cramped Quarters.

OSck0OS ~TN"POo ~oAVsSVos
Bleak House ut Br0adstairs Is OF
interest to the Dickens lover because
the greater part Of David Copper
field' was written there. But it is not
the Bleak House Of the novel, which
is definitely located in Hertfordshfre.
The novelist and his family appear to
have been somewhat tightly packed In
their Br0adstairs home. When Lord
Carlisle contemplated paying a visit to
'our watering place" in 1851 Dickens
wrote promising him the North Fore
land lighthouse for a night light in his
bedroom. and be continues. AS we
think Of putting mignonette boxes out.
side the windows for the younger chill
dren to sleep in by and by am
afraid we should give your servant the
cramp If we hardly undertook to lodge
him" During recent years the house
has been transformed out Of all recog-
nition.-L0ndOn Spectator.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Making Il Pleasant.

IO0OUVSs
"How does your sister like the en-.
gagement ring gave her. JOHNNY
II think it's a little too small. Mr.
Lover. She has awful trouble getting
1t of when the other fellows call to
see her,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Had the Movina Mani,

Sunday School Teacher-What! Don't
sou want to 80 to heaven when Won
die? Little Emma-Well. you see
our family couldn't think OF living In
one place the whole year round
Puck
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
Pen and Sword.

Pen and Sword.
do you believe the pen 10 mighder
than the sWord?''
"Of course it Is. Who ever had to
pay $4,000 damages in . breach of
promise case ON account Of the sword
be rried?"-ChicaGo Record-Herald
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-11
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Its easy to find out what time It
is" said n married man. III the hall
clock says 500. and the drawing room
clock says $50. and the dining room
clock says Cos. and my watch says
6:l5. and my wife's little dinky watch
says 6. it's 6 o'clock in our house. ~
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