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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

| City: Miss May Thomas. Mills City.
Mont: Mr.. and Mrs. Il. {. Harden.
! Phoenix: William c. Hicks. Troy. y.
g: f h. OBrien. Butte, Mont; b.
Haskell. Phoenix; NJ. Schott. New
York: F. ID. Munson. Denver: Colin
Campbell, Ash Fork: W II Cooper.
Ray. =. II. Cooper. Ray; :. w. Jaynes.
Showiow. Ariz.
Following are the guests who regis
tered yesterday at the Adams Annex:
Victor V. Peters. Los Angeles; II. y.
Stricken. Deming. y. NJ: q. II Stowe
and wife. Hopkinsville. Ky. Mrs. ID. Il.
Alsup. Haudale. y. NJ; ID. l. Bosschart,
San Francisco; Miss May Johnson.
Boston: g ID. Clark, Dennie Scott and
wife. Los Angeles; Il. Hall, Philadel-
phia; Mrs. ST Leon. Miss +. -. Leon.
Miss Ida ~. Leon. Miss IRA IT. Leon,
q. St Leon. New York.
The following guests registered at
the stag yesterday: +. l.. Marcy.
Detroit; Il. w. Smith. Los Angeles. W.
T. McLord, Glendale; Lee Utley. Los
Angeles; j. T Heffron, Tucson. Robert
Lynn. san Diego: Van II. Hart, Cana
nea: c. w. Hinchcliffe, Tucson; G. ID.
Gallagher. Washington; ID. W. Nickels.
Tucson; w. J. Kenyon, Oakland.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19
WIRELESS TELEPHONE
STATIONS IN ARIZONA
Phoenix Is the Place Selected for One
of Them.

Upon reliable authority The Republi
can is informed that one Of the bic
wireless telegraph companies is now
making plans tn install three stations
! in Arizona. These stations are to be
at some point on the border probably
/ Bisbee or NOgales. at Phoenix and AT
| the Grand Canyon.
| Just how soon the plans of the COM
pany will be carried out is uncertain
but no time is to be lost after the pre-
| liminary arrangements are made. Sev-
eral Arizona business men. il - under
stood. have been in communication
with the company for some time and
have given the scheme their unquali-
fled approval.
Each of the stations is to be equipped
with wireless apparatus of the latest
and most up to date type. capable of
handling both telegraph and telephone
messages. In other words. the tele-
graph instruments will be- equipped
with micrOphOnes.
The first station will be AZ either
Bisbee or Nogales. the second at Phoe-
nix and the third at the Grand Can
yon. forming chain straight through
from the southern border OF Arizona
to a station at salt Lake that is al
ready i'm operation. though not COM
mercially. II is reported that the COM
pany intends ultimately to extend the
chain into Mexico
The Republican is not permitted To
give any of the details of the company's
plans. as il fears that if the matter
becomes known To the general public
it will be troubled with a swarm of in
ventors and promoters who fancy they
have somtheing To offer in connection
with the scheme.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

Weed Lewis. Los Angeles: J. c. Copper
ton. san Francisco: A. r. Woodman,
Denver: :. +. Burnett. Chicago:
Charles T. Buckley. Mart f. Kelsey.
Phoenix: otto &. Err, FL Paso; Mrs.
ST. Leon. Miss +. st Leon. Miss Vira
81. Leon. Mrs. G. St Leon. Polly OF
the Circus" company; James Cherry.
Phoenix. II. II Truman. Florence; V.
r y. Geaves. Winkelman: Vernon
Geaves and family. NacO: Nerene A.
Hart. Cananea; II. l.. Chandler and
wife. Mesa City
The following named registered at
the Commercial hotel YESTERDAY: Mr.
and Mrs. A. Sanchez. Yuma; Isaac II.
Rogers. Mesa city; George W. Tins
man. ella Bend: J. a Cashion. Cashion,
AriZ.: W. A. bearing. Prescott: T. a.
Sawyer. Winslow: d. G. Ross. New
York; Dr. g. II Ross. Omaha George
r. Baldwin. Chicago: {. r.. Mcdowell
and wife. Phoenix: J. w. Reed. Mesa
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

Evergreen lots are going fast See
Burroughs. IA W. Adams St Il
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

said; While | Withdraw the unfor-
tunate word. Mr.. Speaker. | must in
SiSt that the gentleman from Illinois
is out of order
How am / out Of ORDER yelled
the Illinois man
Probably veterinary surgeon
could tell You answered Johnson. and
mat STAYED in the record
A lot of people, Clark told the
mouse one dav, after democratic
success. had the idea that the prob-
ability of a democratic victory was re-
mote. Ii reminds me Of teacher
who. speaking To her pupils. said.
Everybody present who would like To
be president viii raise his hand one
boy failed to respond.
Why. Johnny. inquired the teach
er. wouldn't YOU like To be- presi-
dent
Yes said Johnny. but. what's the
use? I'm a democrat
Il stood on a steamship dock one
morning with an English friend who
was Dragging about the wit and in
telligence of the British newsboy. /
stuck up for the American newsie as
without peer
Try me ont | insisted
Me boy began the Britisher to
the youngster he had call yer.
can YOU tell me the time # d1y by
Aom nose this morning.
Ask your own nose tetprted the
kid. Mine amt runnin'.'
The baffIed Britisher reached ner-
Vously for his handkerchief and didn't
recover for some few minn.ns. That
story is usually coupled with talks
on Declaration of Independence
themes"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19
RECORD OF TRANSFERS.
AZ Reported BY the krixons
Abstract & Title Company
ia West Washington Ct

Lille June and husband to Frank
Piester, deed. lot Is. block l. Vineyard
Place.
Ainsworth f. Blount To Mary Annette
B.ount. deed. lot s. block IS. Grand
Ave. Add
Ainsworth f. Blount To Caroline f..
CBlounD Bowles. deed. lot 10, block Is.
Grand Ave Add
Mary Hayes To W. H. Cole. deed. lots
ana = and south half northeast quar-
ter. section >. township = south. range
6 west.
>. r. V. Townsite company To Miguel
Bustamente. deed. lot =. block AZ. Glen
dale
Trus. Ariz. l.. No. =. Free x 4 Mas.
to Mrs. Clyde f. Mcconnell. deed. east
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19
PERSONAL MENTION

yesterday were: F. SChOemann. St
Louis; F. L. Tuttle. O. Z. Thomas. Los
Angeles: j. b. Breathitt. Tucson; ]. +.
Daveen. Albuquerque; Guy Taylor.
Mesa City; J. VI. Slight. Phoenix: W +.
Rulon. Kansas City; j. &. Forest. Pres
colt; Harry c. Hudson. Riverside. Cal:
J. NJ. Banks. Bisbee; c. b. Delaney. San
Francisco; Dixon Fagerberg. Prescott:
g. II. Jones. San Francisco; f. II. An
thonY, Prescott; W. L. Bowles. DEM
ing; Lee Goenigheim. san Francisco:
w. II. Braswell. Louisville. KY: W II.
Constable, Los Angeles: Fred Osburn.
Fresno; George =. Best. san Diego: \
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

Your eyes. DIR Swigerts glasses 50
See him today. II East iams 81
III
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

Stories are sectional in their
points lots of times In the south the
point usually turns on the darkey and
he generally gets the worst of it, \
good story illustrating this. and a
good platform or stump story, is that
of General Malone. a little man.
about as big as Tom Thumb. who
used TO be a character.
a big darkey dreamed that he died
Peter wouldn't let him because he
was not on horseback. Coming sadly
down the trail he met General Ma
hone and told him of the situation.
There was no admission except for
mounted men.
Get down on all fours.' directed
General Malone promptly, and TN
ride YOU in Well. the darkey got
down on all fours and General Ma
hone rode him up to the gate.
who's there? demanded ST. Peter
General Malone
Are YOU on horseback?
II am
F'Very we'll Just hitch your horse
outside and come in
The stories of the blind bride and
os General Malone and the Dick
Goodman dog story are the three
which Champ Clark selected To tell
during the interview Others from
repertoire. gathered from print and
other sources. follow:
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

A congressman named Johnson
from Indiana called an Illinois repre-
sentative a iackass. Called To order
Tor an unpsrliamentary expression, he
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

Just received, New York apple cider
I6c per gallon. Melczer Bros Co Main
rs. n
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19

half lot 4. block .. section 3. Green
wood Gem.
L. :. America to William A Evans.
patent. south half. northwest quarter
ana east half southwest quarter. sec
tion II. township l south. range west.
Louis Cuber ct al. To- Lille June.
deed. undivided half interest lot IS.
block !. VINEYARD Pl.
Louis Cuber ct al. To- James Moss.
deed. lot l.. block l. Vineyard Place.
Louis Cuber. Gdn., To Lille June.
deed. undivided half interest lot IS.
block l. Vineyard Place
Louis Cuber. Gdn.. 10 James Moss.
deed. lot l., block !. Vineyard Place.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-01-19
THESE ARE MY BEST STORIES.

(Champ Clark
I'm tell Won what Think is the
best story of them all. but first I'll
tell you the story of the story said
Mr. Clark An old man out in Mis-
souri, tried To commit suicide by
hanging himself with a blind bride.
His son cut him down just in time.
ON that foundation / added this:
When the son cut him down and
brought him tn. the old man COM
planned feebly: 1t amt right. Henry
the old man said, You've kept your
father out of heaven
You'd cut a hell of a figure in
heaven looking through blind bride
wouldn't YOU" retorted the son.
Now | regard that as my best
story At least it is the most sue
cessful Bob Taylor stole il after /
had used il for years. and told il in
his lectures, and finally put it in his
book \ friend of mine named Jor-
dan put the climax on the story of
my story though. He supposed ! had
made it all up, and he told it one
night before an audience out in the
country. an audience that had the
old man whose son cut him down. Sn
the front seat The old man broke
down and cried. and that rather
spoiled the fun for Jordan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
Daddy Bedtime
~
S4~- A Tale of a Pie
"EEN HE organ grinder gentleman as along here today" said Jack as
he crawled into bed, "and say, daddy, he had a monkey. Why can't
H we have a monkey"
@ C~

"EEN HE organ grinder gentleman was along here today" said Jack as
Ia we have monkey"
Once" began daddy refecdvely, 81 knew a little boy who had an
uncle ow in South merca-that is the uncleh had business down there. In
South America monkeys warm o n the trees thicker than hops Once in
awhile tile uncle would cor north, and then he always brought liberal pres
ets to his nephews n nieces l remember that this time he brought a
monkey-a beautiful monkey, with bright, brown eyes and a lovely long cul
ang tall Shmmie was a very intelligent monk and son became a great pet
with the children. Simmies master undertook % teach him tricks, and soon
Simnie learned to go up the apple tree and bring dow nice juicy apples
s@1 which he always received a share as a reward. Shmmie loved berries
He had a almost boysh weakness fr curant pies. and whenever one was
baked Simmie received a piece.
"One day, however, a queer pie "a brought to the table and cut The
pie a empty. Like the four and twenty blackbirds IF the kings famous
pie, the berries seemed to have flown. Every n was astonshed, and the
to put In any currants.
1.-THE next day the same thing happened. The pie after baking had beer
Set upon the dining oom sideboard to cool The cook "a cross and puzzled
: FINALLY a third Guarantees pie vas brought to the table, and then a
watch was seto Oh pies. Simmies master hdi n a cupboard to watch the next
pie, and what do you think happened? He saw Simmie come creeping into
the room, climb up to the pie carefully, separate the crust at the edge and
scrape out all the currants n gobbe them up
"The secret wa out. Then it a decided that in a house where pies
were 81 popular 1t would nt do to keep so clever and pie loving a monkey.
30 Slmmie was presented to the zoo in the city, where he became a great
favorte with the keepers and visitors.
NIT all monkeys are not violent pie lovers, they learn 50 many other odd and
announcement tricks that l think we shall ct buy the organ grinder gentle
mans companion just at present"
"WeE, maybe we would just a well not" agreed Jackie sheply. 81
really cal get a much pie as like or myself, you know"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
A GIRLS ROOM.
Should Be a Honey Looking" Cozy
Apartment.

Should Be a Honey Looking" cozy
Apartment.
A girl can learn nothing more useful
than the simple trick of having her
own room beautiful, attractive and
clean. 1t is not always possible to
have fine furniture, but n can have
q honey looking room. One thing
Is absolutely necessary, a room must
be clean. A few pictures, clean bed
spreads. pretty linen dresser pieces
and chair cushions are necessary.
Cover the trunk Of kept in the room
with a cretonne cover, and have a
scrap basket to hold little odds and
ends, which must be burned. On the
table have well selected books and
magazines. Keep gay postal cards in
a neat postal card book. Do not deco
rate the walls with them, for, pretty as
many are, they 500 hang crooked and
make q room look untidy. Have a
place for shoes, for If anything makes
q room upset it is a pair of tan shoes
lying ~pigeontoed under the bed and
another pair of black ones under the
dresser. Keep the closet In order so
that when the door is opened you will
not be ashamed to have any one see
how you keep your clothes, If you
put thing away as you use them you
ian have a room like this. Have one
palm or fern grace your room, and if
1t dies get a new one.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
The Evening Chit Chat
By RUTH CAMERON

SkaAfHAT would you do If you were going with a young man and were
wv in love with him and he wasn't anxious to show his love for
w you? This young mar Is very nice, always treats m very cour-
teousIy and tells the young men in town that he loves me. Bf had my
girl friend go with him to a show recently and she asked him if he ever
intended to get married. He told her yes, some day when he got so old
that he would have to feed himself with a spoon"
l quote the above letter because it describes a certain kind of cad
which, / think, decidedly needs to be put into the pflory of public scorn.
love with another
what is, to a certain extent true-that the knowledge that he is in love
with me woman will make him less interesting to the other members of
the opposite Sc And SO, whenever he goes among other women, he
either keeps still about his love or openly behttles it as this IN does.
To one girl he cynicany sings the praises of bachelorhood-
To another he insists that there is really nothing between him and
the lady in the case.
Another he fatters by comparing her favorably in some particular
with the girl he is supposed to regard Is the pink of perfection.
Sometimes he is cool to the girl he has won, but more often he is
the most ardent and adminng lover and she sometimes wonders, when she
tells her friends how devoted he is, why they don't seem more impressed.
What would I do if 1 had a man like that?"-to return to the ladys
question.
I don't know.
1 hope 1 should be strong enough to give him up and wait for a man
more worth loving
But, 1 know things like that are easier to say 81 would" about, than
to do.
Maybe I'd just keep on loving him and perhaps love him and ideanze
him into decency.
Here's hoping that that's what you will succeed In doing, little girl
Of course, it's much harder to do that with petty little meannesses
than real big sins.
But 81 arder" doesn't mean impossible.
1t couldn't be that. For love knows n such word.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09

The simple house gown that is loose
and easily slipped on, yet gives becom-
ing lines, is always desirable. Here is
one that can be made just as Illustrated
or with a little higher neck, finished
with a narrow round collar n with
plain long sleeves. The back is plain
and half fitted, while the fronts are
loose and tucked at the shoulders. The
model is an excellent one for all the
simple materials adapted to morning
wear.
The gown is made with fronts, back
and side-baCk. The fronts are Joined
for a portion of their depth and the
opening above is finished with hens.
The tucks at the shoulders provide
becoming fullness. Whichever collar is
used. 1t Is joined to the neck edge. The
three-ffuarter sleeves are made in one
piece each and finished with cuffs. The
sleeves are plain and made with
upper and under portions. The gown
can be made with a train or in walking
length.
For the Medium size will be required
s yards of material q. Z yards SO or
A SIS yards 4inches wide, the width
of the skirt at lower edge is 3 yards for
the walking length.
The pattern. No. 1901. Is cut in sizes
for a ga, Sc. SO, 40. 40 and "A inch bust
measure, and will be mailed to any ad-
dress by the Fashion Department OF
this paper. on receipt of ten cents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
Getting Rid of Flies.

1--WE do not use screens in u up
per windows, yet are never troubled
with flies and only occasionally by a
mosquito" said a careful hOusekeeper.
For an hour each morning the win
dows and shutters are opened wide to
air and sun, but very early the rooms
are put in order. This means that all
dust Is carefully removed and that all
crockery is dry and perfectly clean.
Then the blinds are closed and the
curtains partially drawn. leaving the
room dark and cool and sweet-not at
all attractive to flies. On retiring we
leave the shutters closed and use
candles for light, because they give
sufficient light without diffusing much
heat or attracting insects. l have new
er been troubled with moths in rooms
SO treated. l keep all the house rath-
er dark during intense heat, as it Is
cool and refreshing after the hot glare
outside, but several times each week l
let in plenty Of sunshine to dispel any
possible dampness, and there is an
abundance of fresh air at all times"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
The Only Way
Many Perth Amboy Citizens Have
Discovered Ia
don Punch.

sust what to do when the kidneys
are affected, Is a question that con-
Germs both young and old. Weak
kidneys neglected in childhood lead
to lifelong suffering. People Of ad.
vanced years, with less vitality, suf-
fer doubly. In youth or age, Ian
guor, backache, urinary irregulartty,
dizziness and nervousness make life
a burden.
There is one remedy that acts d.
rectly on the kidneys and cures these
troubles. Doan's Kidney Pills owe
their worldwide fame to the fact
that they cure sick kidneys. Follow
the example Of this Perth Amboy
citizen and you will be convinced
that this is so. =
j. H. Gibson, 100 Gordon St.,
Perth Amboy, N. j., says: Having
used Doan's Kidney Pills recently, /
take pleasure In recommending
them. I hay symptoms Of kidney
trouble and 1t did not take Doan's
Kidney Pills long to give me relief.
Other persons of my acquaintance
have also used Doan's Kidney Pills
and speak highly OF them"
For sale by all dealers. Price go
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the nsme-Doan'-
and take no other.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
BEECHAM'S
PILLS

help naturally from within. They
cleanse the system and enable our
stomach, liver and bowels to work as
Nature Intended.
& Try a few doses and see how
quickly you will be rid of impurities,
and how your blood and your look.
will be benefited. Thoroughly tried
and proved good this family remedy is
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09

baked apple or q ice Of berries is
luxury exemplifed. and even pater-
familias viii smile upon the novelty.
The cream or water ice is so easy to
do that Lizzie or Bridget will not OBJ
tect to the slight additional trouble If
her own portion is carefully reserved
for her.
Besides the fruit desserts just men
toned a cone Of cream in vanilla or
other favor is extremely good on
many kinds of pudding.
On brown betty, bread, fruit tapioca
and even rice pudding it is highly pref
cradle to fresh cream or sauce, to
most minds, and is not more indigest-
ible.
At a girls luncheon the other day
chocolate layer cake was served as
dessert with q spoonful Of coffee ice
cream on each portion, and the young
guests we're delighted viii {v
The Improvement which a table
spoonful Of ice cream makes in a por-
ton of pie needs no mention here, and
to many palates muskmelon is never
quite so delicious as when filed with
that of vanilla favor, but few house
keepers perhaps are aware how much
a small quantity of water ice adds to
a salpicon of fruit served in glasses,
whatever the favoring employed for
the fruit mixture.
Duchess cake, prettily decorated, is
mighty good for a summer dessert.
To make the cake trim a cake round,
cut it in two, spread with butter ic-
ing and place together. Decorate with
white frosting, angelica and cherries.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09

Smart society at Newport Is inter
ssted in the opening Of Marble House
by Mrs. o. II. P. Belmont, for 1t is be
lieved that this fact indicates the
Duchess of Marlborough is likely to
come over with her two sons to visit
her mother for part of the season.
Mrs. Belmont has not occupied this
palace for a number of seasons, and
that she should do so now is q matter
of qualification to members Of the
snart set, who hope that she may en-
terrain as of ons Even If her daugh-
ter does not come to America Mrs:
Belmont has her son Harold with her
and may give something for him. Her
entertainments are never dull, and, al
though she is so active a suffragist and
for some time has given most Of her
attention to the movement, she is still
as secure in social leadership Is ever.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
DAINTY TRIFLES.
Novel Desserts That Appeal Alike
to Children and P~aterfamiIiaS.
USES OF ICE CREAM CONE.

Something the Girls at a Luncheon
Party Pronounced perfectly Won
~derful"-Try Serving Ice Cream With
Apple Pie.
Freezers of the smallest size have
made it the work of a few moments
to prepare a pint of cream or of GUS
tard for freezing.
This renders it possible to combine
the frozen tidbit with other desserts
during the warm weather to the great
Improvement Of the latter.
To the children the little inverted
cone of vanilla cream surmounting a
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09

Mother-Why have you left the 9th
ers? What do you want, dear?
Little Girl-PYe come here because
ELIAS so aggravatin'. "a pause) At
least she will be when she finds I've
broken the leg off her new dolL-Lon-
don Punch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
LIST or MERCHANTS :

LIST or NJ
BAKERY.
L. NJ. Graham, Bis State St.
BUTCHER.
S. Scheuer & Sons, Meat De-
partment, Smith St., Cor. New
Brunswick Ave.
CONFECTIONERY.
c. Won Spreckelsen. 146 Smith st.
CIGARS.
Ph. Duchowny, 10 Smith st.
CARRIAGES AND WAGONS.
Van Pelt & Tice. 163 New Bruins
wick Ave.
DRUGS.
Barnekov & Petz, 935 State st.
MILLINERY.
The Paris Millinery. David Doobs'
Prop, S12 State St.
PHOTOGRAPHS.
Hagars Photographic Studio, 14&
Smith St.
DRUGS,
DR.. j. C. Albright. 1914 Broadway.
South Amboy.
FISH & OYSTERS.
w. II. HRnoSTnans 1Ee ray etNo
St, Phone 15-J.
WINES 4 LIQUORS.
A. Sturm, $50 State St
JEWEIRY.
I. Singer, 17s Smith St. Phone
1907.
OXo
Exchange Oxo bread wrappers for
certificates at 52s AmOoy Ave,
LADIES HAIR DRESSING
PARLUA
Nine, Borak's, $40 State st.
FRUIT STORE.
W McCorry. Smith and State
SITS.
SHOE SHINING PARLOR
Tony Lupon, All State Street.
TAILOR.
Joseph Bartek, 462 State St.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
The Black Velvet Band.

Fashion has brought back into being
the use Of the quarter inch black vel
vet band around the top of the lace
collar. 1t is ornamented with tiny
slides of cut steel or b%rflliants. These
can be bought ready to wear In the
French jewelry departments Of the
large shops.
A Dangerous Mistake.
A hobby is all right as long as you
don't mistake 1t for & prineiple.-Chi-
cago Record Herald
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-08-09
Your
Good Looks

should be a source of pride to you,
Sallow skin, pimples, blotches and
eruptions call for immediate attention.
1t should be your aim to get rid of
these disfguring signs of impure blood
quickly, certainly, inexpensively.
No outward application will purify
your blood.