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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-04-08
Cine verrnfene Frau.
Bon S. Sdobert.
ldortiesuna.l

lUulileSuH4J
SIN llebermaB Der grreguna per-
lagten ibm bic @orte, ct ltiittelte
MIR beftig 8~renfenboffAs Sano.
uGanfe Sbnen, lieber Mauonit,
fir Sbr @nerbietenl oaB id mol
5t idasen neiB, aber oa &err bon
@eeitemiinot Sbr @ittmeiiter lit.
mare es nidt paiieno, id iperoe mid
an elm paar altere Serren nett
Den.
nSerr Maior," iaste @auonis
mieoer uno idludte beftig in ieiner
inneren g%rresung. n@dren Sic
MIR finf Minuten ipater gefom.
men, i6 - ib = ih babe ben orin.
senOen @uni6, an Sbrer steae
gu iein."
ues 1T beiier TO- ermioerte
grenfenboff nit berielben &ube,
yaber i'd oanfe Sbnen fir SIR mar
mes @mpfinoen.4
Ct oriidte inn bcrolid oie Sanb;
10 perniinftig ilno apenig ientimei,.
tai 5riB I'M NGeemeinen peranlast
lein mofte, oieie marmbIiitiss
Teilnabme tat linn bod mol.
ugr tit Elm gutter &erl,~ oatfe
er, mabreno er gu eine,n 1lteren
@ittmeiiter sing. um nit ibm @iid.
fprahe 81 nebmen. Sell bat eillen
trenen @erebrer an linn"
@eiter iollten feline @eoanfen nibt
geben, er belt iie eepaltiam felt.
Mofte er i'm taeliden 9ebe'.
einleitig II. porurteilspoa, pblegma-
tiidl ia ielbit ettpas beidrdnft &c.
fuoroen iein fiel eil,inal bicic
Waiier, oann fam outage, mas tief
in ibm iblummerte, Der nabre
aern ieines Sds, iin6 Der mar on.
itonoig, heoer uno BON unperriid.
barem ebrgefiibl. Den Weg, ben
er iest ging, mltBte er e6en seben,
oas mar allies 10 einfa1 nnb ielbit.
beritanolih. Nenp bate iid unter
ietnen Sdus begeben. es NOR lei.
ne Bflidt, ibr ben au ~getpabreu, of.
ne perionlide @iidiidt. Wodte bas
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-04-08

@d6reno er ols @el1morener
i'm @erihtsiaal iaB, muroe CHARLES
Werner 6reitag morgen pom S1lag
%getroffen. Man merfte es erit, als
Die Mittagspauie perfiinoet muroe
uno Die @eihmorenen oyfitanoen.
8erner blieb iisen uno man iab,
oab er iib meoer bemesen nod ipre-
den fonnte. @erate muroen ipfor.
berbeigerufen uno oieie fonitatiertell
einen Shlaeanfaa. Ser &ranfc
puroe nod ieinem @ouie an Ser
gurnet StraBe scbradt. Sein gu
itano ioG Elm iebr erniter iein.
g.. 6. &apferIing lit
nod langerem Mufentbalt in Berl
lpieoer 5urlfgefebrt. 8or Ginger
3eit manote iid feline Samilie, Die
lanse nidts BON ibm gebort batte,
an oos Mustpartiee Mmt in @alb-
inston uno oieies ermittelte Ieinen
aufentbaltsort. 4apierlina bat bret
sebn Monate III Ben Wiloniiien &e-
rus gelebt, mo er BON Der Berlin.
onng nit Der MuBenpelt faIt gar,
abgeldloiien NOR.
Gin leerltebenbes Salls an Ser
CANTON StraBe, Dos g.. SEQ Cotton
gebort, tpuroe 6urh Seuer gum Be-
TRACE bon ungefdbr $1,000 beida.
oigt..
Die goplor 5omler 2ollo 50.
lit UNI Snforporierung eingefom.
men. aapital $4,000; Snforpora-
loren: CHARLES g. gaplor, Sranf 9.
5opler nno 90. $. gbambers.
Wir batten 6as 8ergniiger,
9errn M. gogbo, ben 8ertretcc
Der rMmerifa" in ct. 2ouis, in mt
Ierer Office beeriBen gu fonner.
Dapib 8eG, friiber Mit-
elieo Der befannten SutpeIier : Sir
ma 8eI Brothers, lit ~geitorben. Gr
lit adt8ig Sabre aft %setporoen.
Sn SoIee elmer 8lutpersiftuns
itarb i'm 8oplor Soipital Sa-
Banner, Elm junaer
Mnnn BON 20 Sobren. Ser Ser
itorbane itdmmte aus 2ufenbodb
uno NOR elm Gobn Der bort mobnell-
Sen Srau Sulio 2udenbad. CT
mar in Dem Sbafer'ihen YIumbcr-
geidaft aneeitellt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-04-08
Setas 3.

Die Staats Sanitatsbebor.
De bat 0~ipbtberitis Mntitorin erbal-
ten uno balt es sur @erteilung BE.
reit.
SSnt 9aiteur- Snititut gu 4uitin
lino eli 8erionen aus Center eilt=
setroffen, Die ole bon einenl Suit
De gebiiien iparen uro nun oas
Nusbreden Der SoGput befiir6ten.
Nm 16., II. uno IS. Mot
miro in Dallas Die Sabresfonpelr.
ton Der teronii6en 9onfiers abge=
9alten.
Sn Ser geabe bon Nod
Springs murbe o11f eineit 8etpobtter
Der oortigen @egeno Nanens @iG
WeGuaougb aus Dem @interbaIt
gei6oiien. Neun SGiiie puroen
atf tim a%bsefeuert. bod ideini
WcGuaolteb niht perpnnoet 81
iein. Mon bat elm poar 2eute in
Seroabt Ser Saterihaft, oie felt
2angem nit Mcgunougb in Seino.
idaft leben.
alus Mempbis, 9enn., miro
Jemeloet, oab mon BORT einen &C.
luillen Meof @oiiett berbaftet bot,
Der Dor l1eun Monaten aus benz
3udtbaus entfprang. @oliett mar
ieiner5eit iduloie befulloen mpr
Ben, amei neueeborene ain6er geto~
tet 5u baben, inoem er lie in eineln
Softer in Die @alpeiton Ban mari.
Oas @eridt bernrteilte i'm at 40
Sobren 3udtbaus.
9urh oen perbanantsDonen
Ssrrtum elmer &ranfenpflegerin mur.
oe in @aco ser SOB oes bier Sage
olten ainoes BON @illforo 8arret
peruria6t. Die 6rou noate bern
ainoe einen ltmidlag bon Olipen.
Def MAIDEN, bergriff ii6 un6 nabni
aorbolidure.
Srau 2i55ie 8roofs in Sort
8ortb, bic ant f6. Sanuor einc
5rau Morp 8inforo, Die ongebli.
DIE @eliebte hires Mannes, oes Mh.
pofoten groofs, erihoB, 1T pegcn
Observation-Disclosures freieeipro-
den noroen. ~Sn ben 8ro5eB bot
elm re6t mioerlides Srommler-
nno Mndermeien bineingeipieIt.
- Mus @uero miro Der SOB bon
Sobn Auguit 8oebl gemeloet. Scr
geritorbene itammte ans Deutidj-
lano, fam aber idon als &ino NH
ieinen Gltern mad Seras, lpobnte
anfangs in Mrnedepi1e uno iieoelt,
lpater nod guero Iber. CT NOR
40 Sabre alt.
Muguit 3ieidange, elmer Del
dlteiten 8epobner. Der @egen6 bon
5oplor lit i'm Sitter bon so Sabren
~geltor6en.
= Sn Der @eeeno BON 9anett5,
bile bat iih Der Sormer Martiu
@olptef erihoien.
Sn @alpeiton itarb gborles
Mug. 8iebmoeer, elm oeutlder Sc.
mobner Der @olftabt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-04-08
Naoifalbeilnn8
-cer-
9terDeni4mQ4e.

Sdwade, nerb6ie Yerionsn, eeplast BON Sof=
nunqslofsteit uno Idlehten Srdumen, erl6opfenoen
4usfnfen. 9raf=. 9ilden=. uno ~Ropfihnersen,
3adrausfal, Abnobms oss @sb6rs unS GebfraIt
aatarrb, Wd9enoradet, Stublperhopfung, Whoia=
feit, Grrotea. 3itterrL 3eraltopfen. grnabeflemmlna,
aensftli6teit uno 3rubann = eriabren ans Dem
ySngenbfrennb", ME einfa6, ihneG umb
biflis aqe mnnatirlidem BerIufte unb
adhere 1ulsen iusenbliMer ,gerirrnneen
erinbliA gebetlt nnb ppIe 0eimnb6eit
NIB Jrpbfinn tuieber erIanet uer6en
f5nnen. - Cans nenes SeiIperfabren.
Sebcr fein eieener Mrst. -
Sidss anBerorDentlih intersHante nno lebrreide
Bud tDeuti4e Mufa9e 1917, tpelhes bon jung uno
ali, Manp anb 6raa, eelsisn iuerSen iOaie, lam
geeen GjHfenoan8 bon Is Gents in Brieimarten Der.
feeeft bsasseR tperosfi bon Der
Nribats3 linif, 1876. Mpenne.
4tetu Ynrk, 4t. %.
Man trtuabue .areie 9rene for xeras".
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-04-08

Saubbeit fam nidt sebeilt tperbcm
burd Iofale Mpplifationen. neil iie ben
franfen Sell bes S6res nidt erreiz
den fonnen. Sc giebt nur einen @e,y.
Die gaubbeit gu furiereu. unb Der lit
bur6 fonItitutioneIe &eilmittel. Saith<
belt miro bnr6 eilen ent5iinoeten gu,
ltano Der idleimisen 4usfleioung Der
gntaGi1den H01re beruriadt. Weun
oieie Nobre iid ent5Inbet. babt SIR ei<
nen rlnipelrben Son ooer unpolIfomme<
iles @eb0r; unb ipern lie gang 9ei6loi.
fen lit, erfolst Smibbeit, uno tpeim bie-
ic gnt8iinonng ni6t geboben nnb bieic
Mobre pieoer in ibren sebDrieen 3us
itanb berIest iueroen fam, tpiro oas
0ebor fir inner 5erltort perben; neiui
Sale nnter aebn iinO burd aatarrti
berlrfa6t. tuelder ilidts als elm ents
3iinoeter 3iitano Der fdIeimieen Sber=
fldden lit.
@ir ipouen einbnnoert 9oIIars fir
ieben (our6 8atarrb uerurIo1ten Salt
bon Taubbeit seben, ben mir ni6t burd
@innebmen bon Calls &atarrb>aur bels
len t6unen. 2aBt guh nmionit girfu.
Iare fpmmen.
&. s. Gbeneb & 60, Solebo, 8.
va @erfauft bon allen Ipotbefen, 75r.
Sails Samilien=Yilen iiuo Die better.
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Sreitoa moraen brad in oen

5reitoe morgen brad in bern
Seuipei6er altf Dem 8las ser Gar.
ter-Wanaolp Company Elm Seller
aus, Dos cine 3eitlane ein iebr &C.
fabrli6es Iusieben batte, aber ood
gelol6t murbe, ebc es groBen .Sdo.
ben anri6ten fontrte. Ser &C.
lammtl6aoen miro ouf $4,000 obge.
ifabt. @abreno oes 6ellers liefen
a6t 8feroe fort, muroen aber ollie
mieoer eingefongen.
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gon eimenr Giel aeidlasen.

Samuel Bird bon. geetomn, isis,
mar in @efabr. iein 8ein gu perlie=
rem, oa Niemano Die @unoe beilen
fnnnte, Die linn elm giel gei6lagell.
gudlen's @rniea Salbe beilte fie.
8eriudt iie fir Shnitt- uno grano-
munoen @ei6mire etc. 25c BEL ol-
len Iruudiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-04-08

@as mar Mhtune Dor BEN
@eiese nennt, lit meiit nur Surd)t
Dor Der Citrate.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
Tho Chinaaa Hoe.

The Chinese farmer stands second to
none in all the world. This is all the
more remarkable since he has really so
few implements with which to work
the marvels he produces. His only i'm
plements are the hoe. the pillow and the
harrow. Beyond these the Chinese
farmer never dreams Of desiring any
other. The first Of these tools seems
never to he out of his hands, for 1t Is
the one upon which he relies the most
and is his most effective implement 1t
really takes the place Of the spade In
England, though the latter Is never put
to such extensive and general uses as
the hoe. The Chinaman can do any
thing with 1t but make It speak. A
farmer well on in years can easily be
recognized amidst a number Of work
ingmen by the curve his hands have
taken from holding the hoe In the
many years of toll In his fields. With
It, IL he is a poor man and has no oxen
to plow the ground. he turns up the
soil where he is going to plant his
crops, and with 1t he !deftly and with
q turn of his wrist levels out the eur
face so that 1t Is made. ready for the
seed. With a broad bladed hoe he dips
to the bottom Of a stream or Of pond.
draws up the soft mud that has gath
cred there and. with dcxterous
swing. filings the dripping hocfui oil to
bis field nearby to increase Its richness
by this new deposlt.-London King.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

A titled Englishmnn while in New
port talked most entertainingly to q
group of ladies about ancestral pride.
ancestral pride IL an excellent
thing" he said. "but there are better
things. We have long felt In Great
Britain that there IRE better things.
heard the sentiment rather neatly ex-
pressed last season by duchess. Herr
is a great family, but she was talking
to young marquis whose family Is
lncomparably greater. He is rather
worthless, lazy. dissipated young mar
quis, and he boosted to the duchess
about his people.
az am very proud of my ancestry.
you know he ended.
Yes said the duchess. and you
have cause to he, but I wonder tr1
your ancestry would feel about youp F"
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
Ex.r.e. Of knowIsdss.

An article on Examination Huraor"
IN a periodical called Normal Echoes
contains some good "howlers." They
nre none the less interesting for com
ing from students In training for teach
ers. A criticism of William Blake that
-as a child he was precocious in po-
etry, but In later years 1t developed into
dogmatism." is a lesson in the art Of
being inarticulate. while the remark
that "the works Of the time were most
~ satyrs" Is quaint. though obvious.
OF course there is BICYCLING over proper
names. There is nothing. indeed. so
good as the description of Cromwell
as "a man with coarse features and
having a large red nose, with deep re-
ligious convictions beneath" or the
case Of the Elapsed man" who. having
by way of exception attended church.
admitted to the rector's wife that he
had benefited. for he had learned TINT
So,lom and Gomo1.ah were two cities.
whereas lie had aiTays thought they
were man and wife. = Manchester
Guardian,
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

If the Medical Record is right, mao
is pursuing In the, matter Of bodily
weight what is bad for him. 4 common
trick, and woman pines for physical
ideal that would mean long life u
achieved. something rare indeed for
women to do Most men struggle to
lie fat. Most women diet to be lean
Or. Brandreth Symonds draws from .
study of life insurance weights that
people past the age Of thirty live long.
er II below normal weight than they
DO frat or above standard. Heart dis
ease II a. rare among the underfat ~
It Is common with the heavy folk. aad
this is true also Of Bright's diseasc,
apoplexy. paralysis. cerebral conges-
lions and cirrhosis Of the liver. Only
In pneumonia and tuberculosis do the
underweights carry greater risk. In
all the cases which he examined DR..
Symonds found not single fat man
who reached the age Of eighty years,
while forty-four short weights passed
this mark.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
THE ANCIENT MARINER.

II was q naournful man and lons-
4 tsaS stood In his eye
A-ssatsd On roadside stone
A. was passing BY.
He srasped me ~ the dexter sleeve.
I asked him. Sir. why do you srtever'
at was An aviator. and
That aviator l.
Who thought that his machine was grand"
He sadly made reply.
81 fain would scals ethereal heights
A-smulattns Of tbs Wrights.
ri tain would skim the realms Of air
In winged asfopsane.
And. like falcon. hsrs and there
CAvort exc would tain.
Now. fAining sonething's very we'll
While doing II y terrible.
~ started up the engine. The
Propeller buxsed around.
The motor chuS-chugged furiousIy
And shook the very ground.
Then drained drek deep sorrows cup.
The darned machine would not 60 upl
From one p. m. till half past four.
With cheerful whir and clank.
II went. and then there was no more
Petroleum In the tank.
With fervor then | loudly cussed,
Expressing hopes that 1t would bust.
with rage 1 raved and rampsd until
Ny vocal cords tore;
But. though II caused me anger. still
II did not make me soar.
The moral is But ere he'd done
Upon his Jaw landed one.
I'll put a moral in Its place
Do not make plns and save your face.
IN. Salisbury in PUCK
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
s.ved Many from Death

w. L. Mock, Of Mock. Ark, be-
lieves that he has saved many lives
In his twenty-five years experience
in the drug business. what / al
ways like to do" he writes, lis to re-
commend DR.. Kings New Discovery
for weak, sore lungs, hard colds,
hoarseness, obstinate coughs, In grip
pc, Group, asthma, or other bronchial
affections, for feel sure that . num-
ber Of my neighbors are alive and
we'll today because they took my ad-
vice to use It 1 honestly believe Its
the best throat and lung medicine
that's made" Easy to prove he's
right. Got trial bottle free. or .
regular 5Oc or sl.O bottle. Guaran-
tsed BY all druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
injured pianitx.

The two extra specialists had pound
ed him and sounded him and felt his
pulse and tapped his frame till be
could only lie In cold Precipitation Of
fear.
''Updoubtedly It's case Of append
citis." said specialist No. I gravely.
"GndOubtedly," assented specialist
No. 2. u5
-But would he be able to stand an
operation!' pondered No. I.
'Ab. would her echoed No. 2.
They dug him in the ribs again. and
be squealed.
-Ah." remarked No. 1. ~ think We
ought to let him get bit stronger be-
fore We cut into him."
-Coufound your palaver.r' gasped the
patient. starting up. What do you
take the for, cheese:"-Answers.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER Is. 1911
Frankness Between Friends

Says Henry Smith to me one day:
II got few short words TO say,
The which, 1 want 1t understood,
I'm telling you for your own good.
An so I'll say. most free an frank,
The way you act Is something rank!
You drink too much, you smoke, you
chew,
You swear like common sailors do.
You gamble, too, an lead life
Most aggravatln' to your wife;
An folks Is sayin' all the time
The way you carry on's . crime!
Why don't you straighten up? I
would.
I'm tellin' you for your own good"
Says to Mr.. Henry Smith:
"An' since you told me whore I fail
AM why oughta be In jail,
I'll speak little word or two
ExpIainin' what 10 wrong with you;
The hull of which, its understood,
I'm tellin' you for your own good.
"First, them" / says, you're such .
cheat,
You swindle every one you meet;
You chant your anthems In the
church,
An leave your neighbor In the lurch;
You seize and grab by force an fraud
An call it all the will Nv God
In short, to say 1t brief an quit
You re miser, crook and hypocrite.
You'd rob a baby II you could
I'm tellin' you for your own good"
But Henry Smith was very queer.
He hit me just behind the ear.
"Of course" he says, 'ft's under
stood,
I'm slusgin' you for your own good"
Five coppers came up in . cart
An pried Us old-time friends apart;
They took their sticks Nv loaded
wood
An dubbed us hard for our own
good.
In court the Judge says: "Gentle-
men,
Don't try to be 80 frank again;
Be chary Of the words you speak,
Lest you be swatted on the cheek.
/ fine you ten-it's understood
I'm doing 1t for your own good.
The moral Is: Don't be too frank;
1t gets you nuthin' At the bank.
Just keepyour thoughts beneath your
hood
I'm, tellin' you for your own good.
Merton Bradley, in the Saturday
Evening Post.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
A Fathers Vengeance

would have fallen on any one who
attacked the son Of Peter Bondy, Of
South Rock wood, Mich, but he was
powerless before attacks of kidney
trouble. doctors could not help
him. he wrote, $50 At last We gave
him Electric Bitters, and he improv-
ed wonderfully from taking six bot
ties. "It's the best kidney medicine
ever saw" Backache. tired feeling.
nervousness, loss Of appetite, warn Of
kidney trouble that may end In dis
betes, dropsy or brights disease. Be-
ware! Take Electric Bitters and be
safe. Every bottle guaranteed. 60c,
all druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

.'There could be no better medicine
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
NV children were all sick with whoop-
ing cough. One Of them was In bed,
had II high fever, and was coughing
up blood. Our doctor gave them
Chamberlain Cough Remedy, and
the first dose eased them and three
bottles cured them," says Mrs. r. A.
Donaldson, Of Lexington, Miss. For
sale by all dealers.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

We are now prepared to turn out
the finest kind of engraved or en-
bossed work, at prices even more
reasonable than those obtaining In
Denver. The styles of engraving are
the latest and most up-to-date, and
the workmanship excels that Of the
large city shop. Come In and let us
show you our samples.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
Baked At Cold Steel

III wouldn't let . doctor cut my
foot off," said H. ID. Ely, Of Bantam.
Ohio, although . horrible ulcer hsd
been the plague Of my life for four
years. Instead, used Bucklen's Ar
Mica Salve, and my foot Was soon
completely cured" II heals barns,
boils, sores, bruises, ecseusa, ptmplss
corns. Surest piles cure. &c, 1t al
druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

The class had just finished recitina
1.-THE Charge Of the Light Brigade"
Now" said the teacher. "can any
one present tell me the meaning Of
those words, Half a Lacquer"
Up shot the hand Of Thomas Jones,
aged eleven. football captain and In
domitable fullback.
"Please. sir. 1t means they couldn't
get enough clubs to make up the full
league"
Some one had Standardization
Answers.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

The winter social season is about
to bigin-tlme for you to either re-
new your engraved visiting cards or
order new ones. We carry samples
of the very latest designs. Come In
and look at them. THE HERALD.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
starts Much Trouble

II all people knew that neglect Of
constipation would result In severe
indigestion, yellow jaundice, or viru-
lent liver trouble, they would soon
take DR.. Kings New Life Pills and
end 1t. It's the only safe way. Best
for biliousness. headache, dyspepsia.
chills and debility. &c, 1t all drug
gists.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
Call Missed HI. CALLING.


Magistrate Joe Call believes In set
fling trivial cases amicably. and doz-
en- times day be Is called upon to act
a. umpire. mediator or arbiter. as the
case may be.
Ar the sequel tP neighbour row
recently an irute woman proceeded to
the magistrates once. demanding a
warrant for the arrest Of Der next door
neighbor and the husband. The pros
ecutor. sfter paying the $3.50 which
warrant costs. chuckled with satisfac-
tton a. the coastabls went to arrest
The pair dssiEnAted - Defendants.
when the hearing was hsA Magis-
tyate Call tried hard to smooth things
down: bat. in spite Of his friendly Of
6ces. the two women giared at each
other and punctuated every minute
with some tart remark. In the course
Of events the magistrate sought TO
have the case settled amicabIy. but
the woman prosecutor was insistent
that she get satisfaction
Sumcient evidence was produced to
sustain the allegation. and Magistrate
Call held the pair In $500 bail each to
keep the peace. Inasmuch as they
were without friends who could give
that security. ae allowed them to sign
their own bonds and depart In peace.
This provoked the woman pros
ecutor. and after watching the depart
Ing neighbors go she turned to Magis-
trate Call and naid:
"And THAT'S what ! get for my $2.601
You're not q magistrate. You ought to
be 4 minister. "-Philadelphia Times.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

Don't waste your money buying
strengthening plasters. Chamber
lain's Liniment Is cheaper and better.
Dampen piece Of flannel With 1t and
bind It over the affected parts and II
will relieve the pain and soreness.
For sale by all dealers.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

'Do yoa think that Miss Kidder was
having fun with meT asked Cha vile.
'Well, old chap, give me the detalls,"
was Awthur's response.
you zee. had my bull terrier with
M, and said to her. That dog knows
~ much a. do And she said, 'Don't
you think 34.bO was too much to pay
for himF "-Cleveland Leader.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
tn. Population Of the werl'
Our Young sarbarisns at Play.

Our Young 0arbarians at Play.
Fatber- What are you moping about
The house IN this trying manner? Why
don't you 20 out and play with Harry
HixGins!
. eou- Because I played with Harry
Higgins yesterday. and don't suppo~e
he's well enough yet-Harpers Week
~
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
tn. Risht Bone.

Erred. dear. I feel 1t In my bones
that you are going to take me to the
tEeater tonight
(which bone, dariing?'
"I'm not sure, but I think it's my
wfshbone!"-Kansas City Independent
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For Sale

Team and harness; also mare and
colt. Inquire at the Sheridan ranch,
or address J. A. Walker.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

The Heiress-I want to be loved for
myself. Count Dc Broke (appreben-
sively)-My dear lady. 10 there any pos
sibIlity Of this being case Of mistak-
en- identity f-Illustrated Bits.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
A p,sssins psdustlsr.

'she asked me to guess her age"
"Did you get II right!
''She said I did and seemed mueh
pleased."
-How In the world did you do it!'
why. yos zee ! happened to know
~ raj ags."-Cieve,asd Pjain Dsatse.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
DressmakinR

Mrs. Hockett IL now In Nesker, on
Cleveland avenue, for the winter, and
she is ready to do all kinds Of sewing
and dressmaking.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

Engraved cards, invitations, etc.
Our samples will help you decide
THE HERALD.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

Unlimited money to loan on farm
security. Low interest. For partic-
ulars apply to r. e. Sheridan. (tf)
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

Suspicion always hasnts IL gsoA
minA-DhakespeafA.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
ososraphieaI visw..

Western Editor ito returned native,
What do the people down east think
Of Arizona and New Mexico as statesi
Native tyawning, = They talk as
though they thought each state would
send II pair of Indian snake dancers
to the United States senate.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

Get your chop fesd sroand q The
White River Lambsf Co0paay'e
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18
Send THE HERALD east.
Will cure your cold
BROMO-FERRlN
while you sleep.
Money to Loan.

DIR. R. H. Taylor, dentist, Meeker.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

spouting and fiuming, at A. f.
Lytle's.
The Meeker herald., 1911-11-18

The progressive Republicans have
their disagreements, too.