The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-05-29

Hmphlr said the young woman. II
IS possible 70 say -hmph.@ In all sorts
Of ways. but she said il With just the
night amount o prDFocative derision
TO rouse one % combat
Taaf'g all right retorted the
young man. 7 don't like to hear you
talk that way-ll sounds as though
you thought men we're weak minded.
with no appreciation OF real valnes-"
Hear him ramble." broke in the
young woman "A man may apprsci
ate real values tin he's black in the
face. but II doesn't keep him from run
ming TWO blocks out OF his way Just
TO md out II the girl in she stunning
suit with the marvellous vad Of hair
and high heels has got a face TO match
the rest q herl Why, I knes q per
ferctly good mon once who was
knocked down and run over by an au-
tomobile just as he succeeded In chas-
ing around In front Of q girl he had
trailed half mile and they carried
him away smiling snumphancly When
they asked where he was hurt worst
he just munnured, Gee. a peach and
never knew anything had struck hint
"Of course" said the young man. II
you are going 70 be funny about III
You might concede-s
What's the use7" asked the young
woman. blandly. Never concede any
thing 70 a man in an argument, be-
cause he's going 10 grab ali he can
get. anyhow"
Every woman with sense enough
to keep out OF luaatic asylum, pur-
sued the young woman, knows that
II she wants to ask a favor Of a man
the easy way 10 get Il Is to devote
three hours to dressing for the part
and then Win him over In ten minutes.
She might dress In ten minutes and
nag him for three hours and mere
ly get cold refusal Little Susie,
aged SIX, knows better than 10 ask
papa for new roller skates when she
has molasses stickum on her little
paws and her hair isn't combedl She 7
waits till she has on something white (
and fluffy that papa goes broke pay
Ing laundry bills for and her hair Is
In golden cloud Then she sails inl
Does she get what she wants? She
does Papa sweIIs out his chest 10
think such fascinating prodigy is his.
Little Susie remembers this when
she grows up She really doesn't have
70 remember It, though, because sew
eral thousand years OF ancestry has
Impressed 1t on her brain cells and 1t
was al ready waiting when she turned
to It. She knows instinctfveIy that It
Is far more to her advantage to know
az what angle to adjust her hair than
70 be able to square the hypotenuse OF
whatever 1t is that has a hypotenusel
And she realizes without being told
that perfectly manicured finger nails
are going to get her lot farther 10
life's little game than the conscious.
ness that she busted behind all the
pictures and the farthest corner under
the bed
rFeathery baking powder biscuits
may do for bait II 1t is the cook trying
TO fascinate the policeman, but Susie
knows that young Dingbat, the million
aires son. would be nothing but ex-
tFemely bored If she tried to intro
9uce self-made baking powder biscuit
rs lure when all he wants is Susie
In her best and most frivolous frills
to step into his motor car and permit
herself to be taken where young Ding
bat can buy her Strawberries out of
season and hothouse lObsterl
XII tell you why there are so many
old-young girls with knobby fore
leads and hearts OF gold who are pre-
tending to be wildly enthusiastic
about sanitary street paving in the
steenth ward and societies for teach
Ing the heather how to darn socks
economically instead Of having their
own houses to run ard dear husbands
to meet when the $40 train gets in
from the city every night. They mis-
takenly adopted the baking powder
biscuit and sterling qualities racket
instead Of the other onel Every
single man they know respects them
violently and without heart throb-
and marries the aforementioned Susie
around the corner who'll weep when
the cook leaves and not forget to do
It distractingly in a pale blue silk neg
lieee--1
See herel" objected the young
man. !
II WON'T" contradicted the young
woman. Il know a lot more about M I
And so do you, only you're not frank I
on the subject.
You men, went on the young WON.
an. who stare all the pretty girls IN !
The face-what difference does il make
to you that their mothers are prob.
ably at home washing the dishes Or
mending their daughters petticoafs,
How shocked and prsavea a., 49,. :.