River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-06-15
ELECTRIC SPARKS

ger in the woodpile" is the trust.
Uncle Andy Carnegie was the
only one, ]. P. Morgan never could
tie up.
But Diaz should not feel lonely if
those $70,000,000 went with him to
Europe.
If the Supreme Court could only
enforce the rule of reason" upon
chauffeurs.
What Mexico needs more than
anything else is "back to the farm
movement"
So far as we have been able to
learn Mr.. Hobson and Japan have
not gone to war yet.
We hope that the weatherman
will release the next shower in time
to save the corn and tomatoes.
There is still lot of room at the
top of the strawberry boxes for the
good strawberries this season.
When it comes to prosecuting the
Tack Trust will the Supreme Court
be brave enough to sit down on it?
Boston is to have a hospital for
none but the rich, but New York
has a whole city arranged on that
plan.
The festivities of the coronation
have opened, and it is a safe bet
that King George wishes they were
all over.
Possibility of disorder in Mexico
cannot be regarded as past until the
country has been through an cleo
ton or two.
Wouldn't it be a great sight if
they could get all the faithful old
wheel horses 10 march in a hus-
bands parade?
If Spain's political conditions
should develop into a crisis Diaz
may find it hard to refrain from
taking hand.
The fuss over Thomas r. Ryan's
boil makes us shudder at the conse-
quence if ]. Pierpont Morgan should
have the toothache.
A Baltimore man left part of his
money to girl who had been dead
Is years. Felt certain, perhaps, it
would not be wasted.
A school for smiling" for girls
has been opened in Boston. But is
it needed during the season Of ice
cream and weddings?
Arizona is willing to donate itself
as an experiment station for the
recall system" Well that is a
good use to make of her.
Trinity Church in New York has
been saving souls but losing money.
That's nothing Some good people
have lost their lives saving souls.
1t was an observant young lady
that remarked that, "the way those
automobile racers in Indianapolis
risk their lives is perfectly killing"
1t is apparent that the press
agents in charge of Col. Roosevelt's
African trip are not looking after
the publicity end of that north pole
tour.
Now that the Hon. G. Pinchot has
has returned from Europe, we shall
probably be able TO get along all
right once more, but what will
Europe do?
Scientists are still photographing
Halley's comet. If the comet is re-
sponsible for all that is attributed
to it its photo should be in a
rogues' gallery.
John B. Duke and his confeder-
ates will be apt in the end TO find in
the latest decision of the Supreme
Court that it was rather strong to-
bacco it put in their pipes.
"What has become of the old
fashioned dog that used to trot un-
der the farmers wagon?" demands
the Toledo Blade. He is now rid
ing on the hood of the auto.
The senate didn't start out by
Boosting that this was going to be a
do-nothing session, but it begins to
look as if there was sort of gum
shoe understanding to that effect.
Senator Cullom's coming volume
of Recollection will cover
period of seventy-fve years and con-
tain nothing so interesting as why
he voted for Lori1ner, if he tells
WHY.
Farming IN some parts of Canada
must be quite as thrilling as clean
ing off sidewalks in this altitude in
January. The farmer can go forth
any day with his snow shovel and
discover where he planted his crop.
PHILADELPHIA now enjoys the dis