The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-08-03


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A lot Of men were talking about the
experiences OF young men with girls.
II don't know anything about it," one
man said: "the first girl 1 ever saw
put her tag on me, and led me to the
altar
The trouble with most men is, they
try to eat all they earn.
A man is always on the verge of in
sulting a lady. A man began swearing
I'm a saloon. Look here" said the
barkeep. you will have to cut out that
profanity. Suppose lady should come
In"
In country town the ambition Of
every tough is to whip the city mar
shall
Everything the people should do by
hard work, they are now trying to do
by law.
Few people can say a good word for
anyone without adding sting.
Men hate to be called liars, but most
OF us are, occasionally.
fcoplc are not So much lHtcTtStet III
your grievances as you think they are.
Girls don't seem to care as much as
boys to know what is going on.
Have you learned that when you
express an opinion on subject, that
does not finally settle It?
Building contractors should get over
the habit of taking their time. If II
| ever becomes necessary to have an
ark in a hurry, we will all drown.
The women have. great admiration
! for man who says he never saved a
| cent until he got married.
SO many lazy pcopre masquerade as
| the poor.
No man pays as cheerfully as he
orders
When man tells woman he loves
Ter. IL Is with the secret hope that
some other woman will never hear OF
it,
After a woman has beer married a
| year or SO, there is this sort Of look or
! her face: II wish l had known some
| tbtSSs sooner
All the, business instinct in wom-
ans nature seems to be devoted tC
| paying off a church debt.
My idea of coward is a man who
won't fight when he is drunk.
When a man says money can do any.
| thing, that settles 1t; he hasn't any.
/ The, woman think the men can &C.
| complish anything. But the men know
| better,
No man ever enjoys the kisses en-
| closed in a letter; but sthey are said t.
make women feel happief.
If anyone gives you more than hi
| gets in return, you may rest assured
| 1t is counterfeit. ,tst,,
Too many men when asked for ar
opinion, try to decide in favor of al
parties concerned.
A man is not truly unselfish unless
he would rather have his wife and
children get his life insurance than en-.
Joy it himself.
People who are trying to succeed are
usually more agreeable than those who
have succeeded.
Instead OF listening to eloquent blu,
! senseless speeches and reading fiery
| papers that tell of your wrongs, ge,
| out and hustle. Don't be worked by 9
| smooth talker or writer: mt let an
| other man make money out of your
| ignorance.
A country town man who is at the
/, seashore refuses to SO bathing in thu
| ocean, saying 1T looks too much like a
lot OF people using the same tub.
If you are not under discipline. you
! are not amounting to much.
There is a little elm in everybody: ]
| never bought a cord Of oak wood tina,
| ] didn't get some elm.
A fried egg ages more rapidly ir
| looks than anything l know of; an egg
/ fried in the morning, and left over al
| breakfast looks thousand years old
IN an hour.
This is the season when a woman
! never goes to the front door withou,
! chasing out a fly.
There are only a few certainties ir
the world. One is n mother; you may
usually depend upon her. If woman
hadn't occasional weak spots. she
would be an angel
| The lion and the lamb lie down to-
+, sether about as often as a dentist pulls
teeth without pain.
! Every man should be ambitious to