Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

bulls during the session?
Is he the guardian of Fernando
, Nag?
, Why Middleditch wears lavendo
ties on his pedal extremities?
Why doesn't Lightfoot get hollo'
leg?
If he hasn't got one already?
If Lane will ever quit running 70
Mayor? l""e
Why Congress threw up both hand
when McCrosson tried to hand it
water lemons? 2uf1'
Why Riggs and George Washington
Retreat are such bosom friends?
Why doesn't Scudder sail away?
Why Jack Doyle regards DR.. Coopc
so highly as a physician?
How does gum make it easier t.
slip Off a water-wagon? @
Did the doctor prescribe anything
else besides gum?
Did the prescription cure the cold
Who shipped Scully five lemons OF
one Sierra? Htf
Why didn't he start a boiermakers
union If it's noise he wants?
How did he get wise to the fact tina
the public wouldn't stand for it?
What San Francisco Theatre" are
those lemons in now? '
Are there any more at home like
them? "as "'* " "'
Can Frank Howes demonstrate him
self? ~. 'stsf
Would he wear out the brakes doine
it,,
Whether BODICE pays as much atten
ton to his automobiles as he formerly
did? 'l''.t #" Ht5"''t
If not, why net? "'"
When George Richardson will sue
coed John D. Rockefeller?
Whether Swallsh as manager of the
Elks Geisha dance has invited Rev
Gulick to participate in the festivities
Whether Gulick ever saw Geisha
or a Hula dance?
II the Hula is religious ceremony
why doesn't Central Union Church
give one?
If it did, could the Church hold the
mob that would assemble?
Whether Tom O'Brian is German
or a Patagonian. If he is a German
has Won Hamm suspected it?
Hanawak Kruger?
Would Pop" O'Brian have to act as
interpreter?
Would the translation go over Ha-
nawaki's head?
Why is a poi cocktail so popular
with Pop?
Why doesn't the Board of Strategy
at Washington send for Col Jones?
Whether the Elks Carnival Commit
tee would ever have a better chair
man?
How does he like the job, anyway?
How close is the relationship be-
tween j. w. and p. c.?
Is Albert Judd going to be the wise
acre of the Senate?
VIII he get the Governors ear?
VIII Ralph and Rastus -ramblc to-
gether? ai
DO all coons look alike to John
stone?
Does Fred Harrison think that oil
and beer mix?
If he does, what is the recipe?
Why is Dr. Grossman such popular
dentist?
Is it on account of his pull?
what does ROSGnbledt dOY
Whta does "Bledt" stand for?
Why did Doc Hutchinson quit pull
ing teeth, and start pulling lantana?
VIII he get the rocks he is looking
for at Kaimuki?
Was he very dusty when he blew
in?
How many automobiles has Ed. Lord
busted?
How does he keep it up?
Can H. l.. Kerr draw full house?
How much does pound weigh at
Jules Levy's store?
Are the scales fishy?
Does he carry dates in stock, or
make his own?
Did he sell the shrimps that canned
Breckons?
Can Marshall Webb draw anything
else but his breath?
Does Archie Young take his with or
without?
What brand of oil does Charlie
Lynch use?
Where will Frank Winter?
Is Harry Wilder than Chan?
What Chan went to Maui for?
When will Billy Campbell be Mayor
of Hilo?
If he were. would the Supervisors
continue to start the ball rolling with
prayer?
If they did, what would Bill do?
Would he call for Moir?
Would Moir blend?
How did Ned Austin graduate into
The Supervising class?
Is he still in favor of prohibition?
Why is Carl Shirts" Smith the most
popular man in IIilo?
How many jobs does Captain e. II,
Parker hold on Maui?
Does he sit up all night and count
his money?
How often did Chester drink the
health of Bobby Burns?
Why Dan Logan didn't make a
speech at the Burns banquet?
Why is Lava Brick Rice known as
Rufus Wallingford?
Where do the electric lights 80 when
hey go out?
Why is it that one of our heavy
weight brothers drinks "fernet'?
Why is it that some people mind 9TH
II peoples business all the time and
heir own none of the time?
Why the membership in the Come
Back Club" is increasing SO rapidly?
, Why is it that some OF our autos
which are seen around town have two
Iifferent numbers on them?
Why is it that one of our cookbook
ng clerks who works III one of the
arge mercantile houses drives in a
uggy with the sides half down after
ark?
Why is it that a certain few young