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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
AN APPARENT ERROR.
ng a graphaphone after midnight
Wife Worked Hubby Fined

ing a graphaphone after midnight.
Wife Worked Hubby Fined
Thomas Pirtle, rooming with his
wife at 1917 Campbell street, was
fined 5000 on complaint of neighbors
who objected to his treatment OF his
wife Mrs. Pirtle has been working
In a laundry since her marriage last
fall
A. Hasenritter, 211G Madison street,
who attempted suicide yesterday af-
tern0on drove his wife and baby
from home with scattering shots and
exchanged shots with Sergeant c. w.
McQuaid, finally barrIcading his home
against the police, was fined 500.
Hasenritter explained that he was Il
brewery worker who had mixed too
much whisky with his beer. He will
probably be paroled
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
CASH OR CREDIT

NoeBY SUITS AND ovERCOATS
st6.oo TO $500. SMALL AMOUNT
DOWN, BALANCE $1.oo PER WEEK.
NO SECURITY. BUY ON A CHARGE
ACCOUNT. REMEMBER, sATlsFAc.
TloN IS GUARANTEED. NO INTER.
EST. NO ONE WILL KNOW YOU
ARE BUYING ON CREDIT. WE BUY
IN SUCH LARGE QUANTITIES
THAT WE CAN GUARANTEE TO
SUPPLY YOU ON CREDIT WITH
GARMENTS AT A MUCH LOWER
PRICE THAN YOU CAN PURCHASE
ELSEWHERE FOR CASH. MENTER
& RosENBLooM CO., ROCHESTER,
NJ. Y.
JAS. H. Cunningham.
Agent.
607 W. Noble Ave
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

TOO MUCH
FOR WIFE

Kansas City, Mo, Jan. 4-Four
husbands were sent to the workhouse
this morning by Judge e. F. Halstead
in the South Side police court one
husband had broken two Of his wlfe'S
ribs in hugglng her One kept his
mother.in-law awake by playing
graphaphone. One, a bridegroom, pose
as real estate man while his wife
worked in laundry And one caus-
ed neighborhood excitement by shoot
ing up his home.
Jay Barr Jordan, GA East Eight
eenth street, also bridegroom, was
the most eloquent Of the quartet
making an impassioned address 10
the court from notes. II was Jay
Barr Jordans husbandly embrace,
from which the complaining wife had
escaped with two broken ribs.
This might be called the story OF
the loving husband, the jealous wife
and the tragedy OF the fatal kiss.
said young MI Jay Barr Jordan, Il
telegraph operator, we have been
married one month A forenlght ago
tried to kiss my wife grasped
her firmly to give her one good kiss.
She tried to squilm away and in the
squirmng cracked two ribs.
Thought Him Handsome
"A week ago she heard a girl re-
mark mighty nice looking young
Aan, that, the same being me
That was the beginnin gof our quar-
rels, which ended with my wife call
ing the officers last night Now she
claims broke those ribs on pur
pose. Why love every rib in hel
body"
After hearing both versions OF tbs
rib kiss and subsequent trouble
Judge Halstead fined Jordan 5000.
Every motherin-law in Kansa:
city possessed OF an obstrenerou'
son-in-aw will thank you,' said Mrs
Mary Courtwright, 3l5 East Twelfth
street, to Judge Halstead when he
son-in-law, cole Mccormick, was hnet
500 fnr disturbing her peace by PLAY
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

When buying cough medicine for
children bear In mind that Chamber
lains cough Remedy is most ellectual
Tor colds, Group and whooping cough
aud that ie contains no harmful drug
For sale by all dealers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

For either acute or chronlc-Kidncy
disorders, for annoying and painful
urinary irregularities take Foley Kid.
ney Pills. An honest and effective
medicine for kidney and bladder dis
orders. e. NJ. Cramer
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
WHERE HE FELL SHORT.

WHERE HE FELL SHORT.
Nsn-Bess. didn't you enjoy Mr.,
Highrollers intellectual paper on
The Ethical Basis OF Mental Pro-
gress?"
Bess-Yes; his paper was all
tight; but the idiot came out
where | was making the Welsh
rabbit. stirred 1t the wrong way
Ind curdled 1t
ALL SHE HAD.
Little Ethel hobbled into her
mothers room to complain that her
button shoes hurt her feet.
why, my dear, you've put them
on the wrong feet" said her
mother.
With a puzzled expression the
child said
well, what will | do, mamma
rhey's all the feet I've got"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
THE NEW FASHION.

II you 90 to the ball or the opera
you'll find
Or too many girls 1t Is true,
AS soon as she's out Of short dresses
she wants
To get out Of long dresses too.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

THE AGE OF RESISTANCE.
They also serve who only stand and
watt
Once forceful, now is slightly out Of
date;
These strenuous days demand a liv-
lier trick
They also serve who only stand and
kick.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

For LaGripe Coughs and Stuffy Colds
Take lFoley's Honey and Tar. IT
gives quick relief and expels the cold
from our system II contains no
opiates, IS safe and sure &C, NJ.
Cramef.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

The man who fails to meet his own
expectations Is usually able to offer
himself satisfactory apology.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

Ring out, wild bellsl" the poet
wrote,
But were he here to-day,
To listen to the phones shrill nots,
Ring off" is what he'd say.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
AFTER CHURCH.

Fashions are changing like the
|deuce!"
How do y know, old man."
Saw the minister for the first time
In six months"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

The older man gets the more de-
sirable things he can think of that II
Iis too late to do.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

There are lots of miserable hypo-
critics in the churches, but no worse
than outside.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
BARS WOMAN FROM OFFICE

Green hay, Wis, Jan i--lndge $.
-. Hastings, in the circuit court de-
clared that a woman was not eligible
to hold public office because she
was net an clector
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

New York, Ian Finley Peter
Dunno, author Of the famous "Mr
Ilooley' articles s the proud father
OF twins. An uisn stdrk hestated
% the Dnnne residence % East Sixty
second street long enough to add a
boy and a girl 20 The establishment
as Christmas present ana Finley
T. has heen Whispering he good
news aud buying cigars sulreptitious.
~ ever since. lie did want TO keep
II quiet until the novelty wore OF,
aud II seems like Il shame to give
him away, but II isn't fair to cheat
tAe new census
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

Wabliu-Smuggins has made quite
a name for himself since he became
an actor
Snearer (doubtfully) He has, ehi
Wablin.-Yes; its now Reginald
de Bellerington.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
A MAN IN THE WOODPILE.

Il believe Clara Is engaged"
"Why"
"She has quit making tea, and Is
learning to make coffee"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

He who he5ltates is lost; ALSO a
times. he who is too previoua
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

Some women are never old enough
to wed while they are young enough
to fiirt.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
AT THE poe SHOW,

What do you think of the bull,
dogsP
tits hard to look at them and ac.
cept the theory that hydrophobia il
a purely imaginary disease"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
WHYi

Tommy-Pawl
Paw-Well?
Tommy-Why can't a man be
hght and be President, toof
DOWN ON HIS LUCK.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
WHO LOSES?

In our estimation the man who fails
TO have his auto cared for and re-
paired by US. The most thoroughly
equipped gataee and most complete
line Of accessories to be found in the
Southwest. We also repair gasoline
ersines of all kinds. Open day and
night to look after your wants.
Drummer & HALL
City Garage
Phone rr3. 100 f. Cleveland
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05
WORD OF COMMENDATIOy.

There was one moment" wrote the
dramatic critic of the Cyclone County
Sandbag," when Mr.. Hamfat, who
played Othello, was simple, natural
and unaffected; that was when the
egg struck him"
AN APPARENT ERROR.
s. S. Teacher.-And Noah took into
the ark the pairs OF every living
thing
Pupil.-Why didn't he leave out the
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-01-05

Jones-Fortune doesn't smile on
everybody.
kickerton-No; she gives some
II Us the grand laugh.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07

Reason for Chinese Poverty.
More than two-thirds of the natives
of China are agriculturists, using
methods centuries old.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
Cambridge

Mr. and Mrs 0 II Hanson and son Al
len were in Milwaukee last week, re-
turning with new Mitchell machine.
10 Texley is making some improve
ments on the interior of his home and
istalling complete water system.
The Hokanson Automobile company
is the defendant in suit begun Satur-
day in the circuit court by o H Hanson
and Theodore Tellefson. The plaintiffs
seek to recover 1887. so as commission
which they allege is due them for the
sales of autos. Hanson and Tellefson
set forth in the complaint that they en-
tered into contract with the Hokan-
son Co whereby they were to have the
exclusive agency rights in the towns of
Albion, Christiana and Deerfield for the
selling of Bucks, Oaklands, Oldsmo-
biles, White Gasolines and White
Steamers during the 1910 season. They
claim that it was also agreed that they
should receive commissions on sales
made by the company directly as though
the sale were made by them. Accord
ing to the complaint the company sold
machines to Jokum johnson at Utica
and Erick Smithback of Christiana and
refused to pay the plaintiffs commits
sion on the sales.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter
Edgerton, Wisconsin.
FRIDAY, APRIL z. 1911.
CORRESPONDENTS
Albion Academy

Examinations were in session from
Wednesday until Friday.
Friday evening Prof. Theo. Ringoen
was a Judge at the declamatory contest
in Edgerton.
Saturday Miss Clara Thompson and
two sisters who came down for the
party, went to Stoughton.
Mr.. J. o. Holum went to the East
Koshkonong church Friday evening
where he instructs the choir.
w. /. Brandt and j. Larson left on
Saturday morning to visit at their re-
spective homes at Mcfarland.
Prof. J. G. Fuller of the Wisconsin
Agricultural college gave the school a
lecture on Swine" Thursday.
Friday evening the students gave a
birthday party to Miss Clara Thomp-
son. Games were played, refreshments
served and everyone had good time.
All were sorry to make the final
handshake with schoolmates who had
to leave us at the close of the winter
term but expect to return next fall
and continue their courses. These are
Della Hamre, Marie and Halvor Vieum
Roy Sorenson, George Furseth, Joseph
Bovre and Adolph EllingsOn.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
Evansville

The Rock County Training school
elected an assistant Saturday afternoon
in the person of Miss Ella Jacobson of
Elkhorn.
Miss Marion Quivey, aged 81 years,
died suddenly at her home in this city
Thursday afternoon, March %. She
was the daughter of Mrs Eva Quivey.
Roy Clark, aged 81, an old Evansville
boy, has been killed near Los Angeles,
Cal. The news dispatches do not indi-
cate the manner of his death. He went
west two years ago. Perry Clark of
GAINESVILLE has gone west and may pos
sibly bring back the remains to Evans
vile for interment.
At the residence of the brides moth
er, Mrs Eta Moore, on Mill street,
Tuesday evening, March e., 1911, by
Rev C II Myers, Miss Ethel Moore and
Leroy Sallaiday of Beloit were united
in marriage. The bride is highly es-
teemed young lady and the groom is
the efficient foreman of the electrical
house of Derbyshire & Jones, who have
their headquarters in Beloit and a
branch store in this city.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07

Remnant wall papers at kaufman
Bros. for $l.00 per bundle just price.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
Stoughton

While in the act of combing her hair,
Mrs J as Graham was stricken with ap-
0plexy and is reported to be unconscious
and in very precarious condition. Her
advanced age makes her recovery eX-
tremely improbable.
OIL Lintvedt is here from Vivian, S
d, with carload of colts that he is
selling to our farmers. They are of
better grade than formerly brought
from the west. He is a brother of
Miss Clara Lintvedt, bookkeeper for
the Heddles Lumber Co.
The promoters of the park associa-
ton and its hackers met Thursday ev-
ening at the city hall, decided to make
the capital stock $4,000, in shares of
500 each. DIR H A Chapman, Attorney
Ben E Wait and DR. M L Gregerson
were named to sign the articles of in
corporation and later an election of Of
ficers will be held.
Walter Mum, young man working
for Henry Hoffman on the Ed johnson
farm southwest of town, was found
dead in barn on the place Thursday
afternoon, having succumbed to injuries
inflicted by two-year-old Guernsey
bull that he presumably had attempted
to drive into the barn from the adjoin-
ing yard. He had left the house at l
O'Clock, and at o'clock he was found
lying on the floor of the barn, but life
was then extinct. That Num- was at
tackled out in the yard seems certain
from the fact that mis- cap was found in
the yard, and after receiving his in
juries he must have dragged himself
into the building. An examination of
the body disclosed that his chest was
crushed in. The bull, which weighed
eight or nine hundred pounds, although
not really vicious, was of the kind that
would need watching, and Mr. Hoffman
had more than once warned the young
man to be careful when around the an
imal. Mum was % years of age few
months ago, and had been doing the
chores for Mr. Hoffman the past winter
for his board and horse-keep, but was
soon to have begun years service on
the farm. He came from England
seven or eight years ago and had no
relatives in this country except an un-
Gle, George Mum, formerly of this
state, but residing near Stirum, N D.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
Huw,s This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0.
We the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any Obligation made by their firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin. Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mn-
cous surfaces of the system. Testimon-
ials sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold
by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
Milton junction

d B Coon and son Elan were over to
Delavan last Thursday and purchased
thoroughbred Percheron mare of A R
Ives.
Willis Cole left last Friday morning
for Lincoln, Neb, where he will play
ball this season with the Lincoln team
of the Western league.
Mr. and Mrs A D Buten returned on
Friday from California, where they
spent the winter They expect to again
take up residence in this village
Mr. and Mrs w H Holmes received
the sad news Tuesday morning of the
death of their grandson in Cuba, aged
ten months and eleven days, son of Mr.
and Mrs G f Holmes, who went to
Cuba as missionaries little over three
years ago.
Remnant wall papers at kaufman
Bros. for Sl.00 per bundle just J price.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
STATE OF WISCONSIN. i

STATE OF WISCONSIN,
County of Rock %
In Circuit Court. Rock County.
Brainard T. Worthington, Plaintiff
VS..
EliZabet Worthington. Defendant.
The State of Wisconsin to the said Defendant
You are hereby summoned to appear within
twenty days after service of this summons, ex-
elusive of the day of service. and defend the
above entitled action in the court aforesaid;
and in case of your failure so to do Judgment
will be rendered against you according to the
demand of the complaint, of which a copy is
herewith served upon YOU
Dated this 3lSt OF March, 1911.
JOHN b. CLARK, PLAINTIFFS Attorney
Post0ff1ce address, Beloit Wis
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07

For SALE-A good house and lot in
second ward on North Second street.
Save money by making deal direct with
undersigned-B Harrison. 18tf
Those wall paper bargains will not
last long at Kaufman Bros. Remnant
bundles at these prices are bound to
move off fast.
House for rent. Inquire at post
Office, Is
For SALE A work horse ID years of
age.-H. E. Stone, R. 2. 1872
A few pure bred White Leghorns
for sale. Kenneth McReynolds.
-Four rooms to rent. Telephone
Thos. Pierce, No. 1872, 3 short, long.
18tf
For SALE-7-room house and barn,
modern conveniences, very reasonable,
on easy terms. job P. Coon. 13tf
Parties wishing to buy a first-class
silo will do we'll to see E. NJ Laid or
r. C. Spike, agents for The Wisconsin
Silo & Tank Co. of Mt. Horeb, Wis. 15tf
Take advantage of Kaufman Bros
wall paper bargains being offered now
on remnant papers.
Foley Kidney Pills contain in concen-
trated form ingredients of established
therapeutic value for the relief and
cure of all kidney and bladder ailments.
Foley Kidney Pills are antisceptic, ton
ic and restorative. Refuse substitutes.
w. G. Atwell.
Good results always follow the use of
Foley Kidney Pills. They give prompt
relief in all eases of kidney and bladder
disorders. Try them. G. Atwell.
Tested Early Murdoch seed corn
for sale Chas. Scofield. 19tf
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
What Caused 1t?

1t is very probable that the cause Of
the big explosion at Pleasant Prairie
will never be known. Nor is it likely
that any explanation of that in New
JERSEY few weeks ago, or of any of
the great explosions that have taken
place recently will go farther than a
pretty good guess. When lot of
dynamite lets co. it doesn't leave
many signs or causes behind 1.-THE
hole in the ground and the pile of
wreckage being testimony of results.
Of course there are thousand and
one plausible explanations of the causes
of these accidents. And most of them
are worthy of attention. So long as
man lives carelessness will be prolific
source of accident in every way. And
familiarity always breeds contempt.
These are days of wireless currents
when fairly high voltages are being
sent through the air in all directions.
Every once in while some inventor
tells the world of device and method
of touching off the shells in warship's
magazines from a wireless plant sew
eral miles away. Not long ago an In
diana boy succeeded in setting off a
powder magazine long distance from
his station.
So isn't it possible that stray
wireless current may have found con-
ditions in the stores of explosives at
Jersey City, Pleasant Prairie or else
where, favorable TO denotation by
wireless and touched the right spot
with serious consequences? The pres
ence of wireless currents in the air can
be detected only with instruments.
They may be thick about men and those
men know nothing of it. Yet those
currents under just the right working
conditions may be able to set off any
amount of explosives.
This is theory that cannot be prov
ed-or disapproved. But the fact that
such explosions have been of greater
frequency since wireless currents have
been sent through the air, gives plaus-
Utility to such theory. And it creates
another great question for the scientists
to solve-the question Of the protection
of dangerous explosives from the iniu-
ence of such currents. : Milwaukee,
News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07

We are showing the most extensive
line of carpets, curtains and rugs we
have ever shown. Don't fail to call
and see what we can do for you in this
line before you purchase. II. P. Burns,
GAINESVILLE.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07

Just purchased large sample line
of ladies' spring coats with a new turn
over collar at one-third discount from
regular price and they are on sale at
the same reduction. - T. P. Burns,
GAINESVILLE.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-07
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Hiuher Up.

HE seems to be quite big man in
politics now I suppose he has got
over his old habit of STOPPING for
bribes?" "Oh, yes. They hand them
up to him now."-Puck.
The Washington herald., 1911-03-23
GEM THIEF PLEADS
GUILTY IN COURT
Calvin billiard Held for Ac-
tiOn of Grand Jury.

Calvin Dillard. the negro held in con-
nection with the robbery of jewelry and
other articles to the value of $l.2OO from
the residence OF Representative Parsons.
of New York. at Nineteenth and y
streets northwest. when arraigned yes
terday in the Police Court, pleaded guilty
and was held on a bond of 5000 for the
action or the grand jury. billiard was
formerly employed as a servant in the
Parsons home.
Before going back to Jail to await trial
Dillard made the statement that he had
been treated in a ''gentemanly and or
derby" manner by the police.
'Dey didn't rough me at all" said he.
when acked If there had been any sus-
picion of third degree" work practiced
upon MIN. AN dey was all very nice to
me. Wif de exception OF one Of them who
hit me side of de haid once. All think
that il was Mr.. Weldon. But de others
told him to stop ii an he did. The
major and Inspector Boardman were also
very nice to me an All got muffin to COM
plain of in de manner in which dey
treated me-"
The Washington herald., 1911-03-23
CLERKS CHAMPION SEES
SUCCESS IN CIRCULARS
Copies of Speech by Fulton R. Gordon Placed in All
Government Buildings, Except Census Office
and the Big Print Shop

EIated over the fact that 5000 copies
Of his speech containing a plea for
higher salaries for government clerks
have been distributed in the various de-
partm, nts. Fulton +. Gordon. champion
Of the clerks rights, said yesterday that
il did hot matter now how many of the
head of departments barred the literature
The circulars have been placed in all
the government buildings except the
Census Office and the Government Print
ing Office said Mr.. Gordon yesterday.
Director Durand said he would take
the matter up with higher authorities re-
Cardinr the circulars being distributed in
the Census Office, but l did not care
10 wait. ] will see they are placed in
the hands of the clerks as they leave
the building after working hours
He said he had been informed that no
objection would he made to the placing
Of them in the big print shop.
Had the objections to MIR. Gordon S
criticisms of the President been noticed
sooner by the Cabinet officers. it is likely
they would have been barred in praCti-
cally all the departments. As it is, MIR.
Gordon does not care a rap whether they
are frowned upon now or not. since the
from their departments. Several days
ago Mr. Gordon received a telephone
message purportinE TO come from Secrc-
tary of Agriculture Wilson, barring Mr..
GORDON pamphlet because it contained
criticisms of President Taft. Mr.. Will
son Genied sending the message.
vast majority have already found their
Uav into the hands of the clerks and
their friends.
Commissioner Rudolph. who gave Mr..
Gordon permission to canvass the Dis
trict Building, said yesterday he would