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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
AeeOrdlna Q UnoIe Abner.

Grandpa Bibbins is one of the old
est men in this locality, but sometimes
there seems to be reasonable doubt
as to whether he is telling the truth
about his age. He says he can remem-
Der when Teller could go to the meat
market with ten cents and get enough
bacon to grease the pancake griddle.
Elmer Jones says it doesn't seem to
make any difference how much Teller
earns. he spends it all Just the same.
Elmer says he once thought that If he
ever got to earning $40 per week he
could be a millionaire. but it all goes
just the same now as 1t did before.
Uncle Ezra Hanks says things amt
exactly right in this life when a Teller
gets old and needs lot OF hair to
keep his head warm. he amt got any.
There are fellers in this world who
will spend So worth of time trying to
save cents and then wonder why
they don't get ahead.
Anse Purdy says he never was sure
that he had got into real society until
his wife bought him some engrav,
calling cards with Mr. on them ana
then there was no longer any doubt
about it,
Hank Tumms says that since his
wife began taking physical torture
lessons he can't make any headway in
an argument with her at ALI She is
getting so she can throw straight and
keeps a lot of Indian clubs around the
house
1t is getting so you can't tell ar ac-
tor any longer by the fur trimmed ov-
ercoat He is just as apt to be 4
chauffeur
Hod Peters said he would kin all the
flies in the saloon for one drink oil
whiskey. The bartender gave him the
drink and then Hold sat down and t5lc
the bartender to bring him the flies.
Bud Hicks swears off smokin' every
New Years day so as to have an op-
portunity to give away his Christmas
cigars.
Deacon Pringle. who had got a home.
made automobile, keeps the headlight
on behind so that nobody will run ovei
him.
Anne Hilliker's youngest kid is learn.
ing to play on the aluminium chime:
| and brilliant career in vaudeville Il
ahead of him.
Rem Hanks, the station agent dowr
at the railroad sdepot. has been tryins
to send In his resignation for nv,
+ +
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
BLANKET THE. HORSE
Or JAIL MAY RESULT

To The Forum: Blanket the Horse
or Jail May Result was the heading of
an article written by one of Fargo's
humanitarians a short lineage.
Speaking of this amendment OF Sec.
1919 Of the revised codes of 1906. why
does not this good humanitarian do
something. have noticed IL farmer
should happen to leave his horse hitch
ed outside, for short while. this same
humanitarian would be right on the
job, to make a holler. but never notice
nice black team driven on a hack
every day in the week Clipped short,
these poor animals must stay out all
day, and probably make night calls.
Now, If this good humanitarian wants
to do some good, there is his chance.
1t is disgrace to Fargo, and the own
err should be given the limit and fined
besides. p Farmer.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

IN
Mcclasky i i've spot
The boosting spirit is statewide.
Neville arranged for two market
days.
The state dairymen are to meet in
Mandan in February.
@@@
The Medora Herald is still unap-
peased on the tax list.
coo
Few men help their cause much by
trying to abuse the newspapers.
The membership Of the commercial
club at Lisbon has reached sixty.
Mountrail county is reported to be
most favorably located for dairying
purposes.
The editor of The Garrison Times
objects to be called a man-and who
blames her?
North Dakota's progress and devel-
opment is attracting attention in many
other states.
What would happen if North Dakota
had an occupied farm house on every
quarter Of section?
Some of the publications of school
treasurer's reports were a. trifie late
but better than never. ,gaa
A @@@
Manager Otto Gross of The Minot
Reporter, an old Fargoan, is making a
reputation as bowler.
go
North Dakotans are greatly inter-
ested in the federal investigation of
the express companies.
"old Bill MUMMY of srhe Buford
Tribune has been touching UP some of
his Montana competitors.
The Rugby Optimist has some fun
out Of an alleged adfnirer of Paddy
Norton who berates Hanna.
Editor Streeter rebukes The Forum
for wanting weeklies to head out their
news items. All right. don't,
900
A premature explosion Of dynamite
in Ignite mine near Columbus re-
suited in some injuries to Hugo Dom
reese.
A Hamilton man broke, his arm while
cranking an auto and didn't know 1t
for several hours. when he had to get
the busted bone set.
900
Editor Devany of The Hetinger Rec
ord returns knock for every kindly
boost. That's what helps build UP a
paper and community.
900
The county officials were busy issu-
ing marriage licenses for the Thanks
giving period--and another crop is
getting ready for Christmas.
The farmers Of North Dakota will
radically change their methods in the
next FIVE years. The new plan will
mean increased fertility of the soil and
greater profits.
Part of the MISUNDERSTANDING the
typesetting machine-of The Rugby
Tribune has been sold to The Devils
Lake Inter Ocean. The German paper
issued by The Tribune will be sent out
from Devils Lake hereafter.
90
The Devils Lake Inter Ocean criti-
cised the banquet at the development
meeting. Seats had been planned FOL
800 and when 1t came to a show dowr
there were places for only 21s-ant
some had to go home hungry. Ev.
erything else was a great success.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
CAUSE FOR ALARM.
Loss of Appetite or Distress After
Eating Symptom That Should
Not Be Dlsraoarcled.

Appetite is just a natural desire for
food. Loss Of appetite or stomach
distress after eating indicate indiges-
ton or dyspepsia. Over eating is a
habit very dangerous to- a. persons
good general health.
4 It is not what you eat but what
you digest and assinaiIiate that does
you good Some OF the strongest.
heaviest. and healthiest persons are
moderate eaters.
There is nothing that will cause
more trouble than a disordered stom-
ach. and many people daily contract
serious maladies simply through dis
regard or abuse of the stomach.
We urge all in Fargo who suffer
from any stomach arrangement, indi-
gestion, or dyspepsia, whether acute or
chornic, to try Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets, with the distinct under
standing that we will refund their
money without question or for
mality. If after reasonable use of this
medicine. they are not perfectly salts
fed with the results. We recommend
them to our customers every day, and
have vet to hear OF any one who
has not been benefited by them, We
honestly believe them to be without
equal They give very prompt relief
aiding to neutralize the gastric juices
strengthen the digestive organs, Il
regulate the bowels. and thus to pro
mote perfect nutrition, and eradicat,
all unhealthy symptoms.
We urge You to try CSC. box b
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets, which gives
l15 days treatment. At the end b
that time. your money win be returned
Ito you II you are not satisfied @
/ course in chronic cases length D
treatment varies. For such cases W
have two larger sizes. which sell 70
Soc. and $500 Remember. you ca
obtain Rexall Remedies IN this com
munity only At our stores The Rexal
stores The Fargo Drug CO., Econom,
Drug Co, and Waldorf Pharmacy.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
DON'T PULL OUT
The GRAY HAIRS
"A FEW APPLICATIONS OF a SIM.
PIE REMEDY WILL BRING
BACK THE NATURAL
COLOR.

Pull out one gray hair and a dozen
will take its place" is an old saying,
which is, to a great extent, true, IL no
steps are taken TO stop the cause
When gray hairs appear it Is a sign
that Nature needs assistance 1t is
Natures call for help. Gray hair, dull.
lifeless hair, or hair that is falling
out, is not necessarily q sign Of adj
vancing age for there are thousands
of elderly people with perfect heads
of hair without single streak Of gray.
When gray hairs come. or when the
hair seems to be lifeless or dead. some
good, reliable hair restoring treatment
should be fesorted to at once. Special
lists say that one OF the best prepare
tions to use is the old-fashioned sage
tea" which our grandparents used, The
best preparation OF this kind is Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy. a
preparation Of domestic sage and
sulphur. scientifically compounded
with later discovered hair tonics and
stimulants, the whole mixture being
carefully balanced and tested by ex-
| perts.
| Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Is clean
and wholesome and perfectly harm
| less. 1t refreshes dry, parched hair,
| removes dandruff and gradually re-
stores faded Or gray hair to its natural
color.
| Don't delay another minute start
using Wyetl1's Sage and sulphur at
1 once and see what q dlfferenc6 q few
days treatment WIN make IN your
1 hair
1 This preparation ID offered I'd ths
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
North Dakota Kernels

Valley City IL being REVEALED.
The Rhame band was reorganized
Wrestling matches are numerous.
The basketbailers are working over-
time.
The travelling doctors are still "do-
ing" the state.
The Mercer county farmers will rush
wheat to Fort Clark.
Ward and Burke counties are to have
delayed settlement.
600
An electric lighting system may be
established at Michigan.
900
Anamoose is one Of the latest towns
to have a postal savings bank.
Editors that accuse others Of graft :
ing usually have their mitts out.
900
Some commercial clubs are doing a
great deal to advertise their towns.
100
Northwood people are proud Of the
quality Of -four turned out by the local
MILL
The Washburn mines at Wilton are
now working night shifts to supply the
demand.
The effort to put The Rugby OPP
timist out Of business didn't seem to
succeed very Dromptiy
Some of the editors were so busy
eating Thanksgiving turkey they were
little late with their issues.
Editor Peterson of The Milton Globe
regrets the loss of The Lisbon Free
Press from it's list of exchanges,
900
Don't kick too much against the
community There may be some things
about you that other people don't like.
900
Mumps in the family of the editor
of The DeLamere Mistletoe interfered
with proper enjoyment Of Thanks
giving.
Partners in some newspaper enter
prises in the state are reported not to
dwell together as tremendously as Da-
mon and Pythias.
90
Little Mac" the optimistic editor
of The Flasher Hustler, insists that
town is the best on earth--and it will
be If 1t takes his advice.
900
The people of North Dakota are
greatly interested in the organization
for the betterment OF the farming con-
ditions. The movement is statewide.
Resorts were closed at Williston-
following raid. There were about a
dozen'women and a score of men in the
places, The latter did some tall run
ming.
The people of the western part OF
the state swear by the A. G. all the
more because President Worst was a
homesteader and rancher in Emmons
county for many years.
900
The N. p branch north of Mandan
will hibernate at Fort Clark for the
winter but will be rushed to Stanton
in the spring. Fort Clark is said to be
one of the liveliest burgs in the state
just now.
Last year Aaker charged Tom Mar.
shall with trying to force Buchanan
onto the insurgents. Probably that 1.
the reason Buchanan didn't wan
Aaker for running mate in the mex
campaign.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

on the art Of knowing how to shirlk
When he's asked his opinion, on a
thing he says, "Ho- hum,
amt had much time to think about ii
very much. by gum"
| He says there's no use husiin', for II
wears the system out,
And worryin' is bound to put felier
up the spout
He sees the others get ahead, and gar
ner up the wealth,
The one ambition that he knows, ID
to retain his health.
He lives round with his relatives, and
never makes complaint,
Exceptin' when the grub should be
precisely what 1t amt.
They have to entertain him just like
company, you know,
Or else he gets right peeved at them,
and up and tells them so.
They're glad to pay his railroad fare,
around from place to place,
So as. to keep him movin' and to git
rid of his face.
They pass him on quite regular fer
some one to take in
They send him to some relative,
they've got grudge agin.
He's always sad about HIS health,
which no one understands,
They hustle him along SO that he won't
die upon their hands
They have to treat him fine for fear
each breath will be his last,
Three generations he has set and sim
ply watched go past.
'Tis safe to say when all the folks he
knows are under ground
And are forgotten, old Hi Tubbs will
still be settin' round.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
Quick Action Prescriptions
Cures Colds in a Day

The best and quickest prescription known
to medical science for colds and coughs Is
as follows. From your druggist get two
Concentrated Pine compound Take these
two ingredients home and put them into a
half pint of good whiskey. Shake 1t we'll.
Take one to two teaspoonfuls after each
children according to age" Be sure to
get only the genuine (Globe) Concentrated
Pine Each half ounce bottle comes in a
tin scFew.top sealed case. Any druggist
his wholesale house. There are many
cheaper preparations of large quantity but
Ii don't pay to experiment. This treat
ment Is certain cure. This has been pub
lished here for six winters and thousands
say it has no equal.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
Llquor statIatics.

New York Post: Tnat the produc
ton Of distilled spirits in this country
during the fiscal year which ended
on June 80 last was the greatest on
record, must be disappointing show
ing to those who have felt great con-
fdence In the efficacy OF the prohibi-
ton and anti-saloon wave which
swept over the country a few years
ago. The total was 175,OO0,000 gallons.
and exceeded the highest previous to-
tai, that Of 1907, by 100000 gallons
or about per cent. However. this Is
small percentage of increase than
that which has taken place in the pop
ulation Of the country. Like Ameri-
can statistics generally. the figures Of
the internal revenue report convey i'm
sidentally an Impression of the gigan-
tic resources of the country. The
amount OF the corporation tax collect
+ ed was $33, 100000; and yet. as every
one remembers. the chief interest In
regard to the instiNuting OF that tax
| turned on its constitutional aspects
/ as bearing on the question Of federal
| and state functions, and the motive in
| imposing it was at least as much the
making OF an opportunity fer govern
nent inspection of corporation af-
! fairs as the obtaining OF revenue.
| When it is further noted that this tidy
sum 81 s8s.000.0o0 was merely 1 per
| cent Of the net income of the stock
| holders Of the corporations, one gets
Ia further impression Of the vastness
| Of the corporate business OF the coun-
| try. The actual capitalization Of the
/ 270.000 corporations makes an aggre-
gate Of $4,000, 000. 900 sum the very
naming Of which as a possible total
with which any governmental agency
might have to 10 would have seemed
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
HER sIckLY CHILD.
lie Now Strong and Hsalthy--vinoI
Built Her Up.


Every mother wants her little boy
or girl to have a fair chance in the
world. Make your children strong and
healthy and they will grow up able to
make their own way.
For aiIing children there is nothing
so good as vinol, our delicious tonic.
for It gives them fine appetite, makes
their blood rich and puts roses in their
cheeks again.
Il have been giving Vinol to my lit
tie daughter" says Mrs. G. Elsaesser
of Haclxenaack, N. J. 'She was very
delicate and was worried about her.
Vinol has built her up fine, She is
strong and healthy now, with good
healthy color in her face which she
never had before. 1t only took one
bottle OF vinol to do this for her. She
likes the taste of Vinol too
We could tell you of many Others
right in this town-but give vinol to
your puny child and see how fast it
improves. We give back your money
If Vinol does not do all we claim
Fout e. Porterfield. druggists, 61
Broadway, Fargo N. ID.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
OUT or SEASON.
Williams County Men Shot Deer and
pleaded Guilty.

Williston. N. D., Dec. e.--Frank
Schaswell and George Ritters. the lat
ter postmaster at the city OF Buford.
were arrested charged with shooting
deer out Of season and entered pleas
of guilty. receiving heavy fines. The
men, both very prominent in the Blu
ford district, were arrested as a re-
suit OF the activities of Deputy Game
Warden o. s. Lee of Nelson county
who came 70 this section and made an
investigation Of the complaint which
had been lodged citing that illegal
shooting had been done.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

It ought to be easy for good many
wives to get new sealskin coats this
winter. An eastern court has granted
divorce to woman because her
husband concealed his real character
from her when they were married.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
IGN TIL E.SPUR>.
IT ffE sTxorx M
~ ~ nor 4, F4oUgToM.
Copyright. 1871. BY c. N Mather.
Sittin' Around.

No matter what
may come Il
pass OLD Fl
Tubbs kin bs
found
Without fail on
his reg'lar job
which 10 jes
sittin' round.
He's never done a
single thing that
looked at al
like work,
Apd has an avnaf,i
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

The truth Is the farmers Of the
middle west are raising better mutton
than ever before and people are Iearn.
ing that X IL about the best and cheap
est meat they can buy.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
months, but the trains don't hesitate
long enough to take his letter.
go said h.

Henry" remarked Mrs Henry Peck,
I'VE are going to have some company
this evening and ] do wish you would
brighten up and look less like an hon
orary pallbearer Say something hui
morous'
The company came and with a few
preliminary coughs and winks which
We're intended to annoupce to his wife
that the witticism was about to be
perpetrated, Henry said timidly:
Mary"
Yes, dear, what is it?" asked Mrs,
Peck expectantly.
Have you got all of your hair on
this EVENING""
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

There Will be no art in masculine
fashions says an English artist. "un-
til men discard trousers Tush! Look
at the hats some Of the men are wear
ing this year.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06
Words.

The saddest words,
No doubt Of it
Are Please remit"
The gladdest words,
Are these. BY Heck,
Enclosed find check"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

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Raus Nit EN-.

Coon shouters.
Suffragette Jokes.
Mems garters.
Bed slippers.
Fishing yarns.
Fried-egg high school caps.
Engraved calling cards (male.)
Spaghetti L Italienne.
Made to- order-family trees.
Accordion hallracxs.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-06

80 Christmas story tonight daddy" begged Jack
IF / Daddy hestated.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-04-12
ALFONSO CHARGED With
EMBEZZLING funds
Member of COFtGS DGnOunCpS
King

Madria, April 11.-Republicans and
radicals generally are making great
capital out of the recent condemna-
ton of King Alfonso on the floor Of
the cortes by Deputy Ursaiz, formerly
finance minister and a leading conser-
vative.
Ursaiz has accused the king Of
gigantic embezzlement of public funds
in connection with the redemption of
the national debt for which Premier
Canalejas is striving. The serious
ness of the deputy charge did not
dawn upon the people at first, but
the republicans are now scattering
an explanation of the charge broad
cast, for its effect promises to be more
serious than all the campaigning the
radicals have been doing for years.
The statement was called out by a
proposition the cabinet submitted to
the cortes to pay at par for a large
issue of bonds originally sold at a very
low figure. The amount of the rake
off, the holders will secure, if the
plan goes through, is about $5,6OO,OOO
Alfonso owns most of the bonds.
This suggestion" declared Ursaiz,
lis an immortality, an enlightenment.
And it is the king who proposes this
crime"
Espana Nueva, a progressive news
paper, has been printing the amounts
paid to members of the royal family on
each preceding day, with the return
they rendered A typical record is as
follows:
Paid to the king, 19,445 pesetas
$4,000; his elder son, 1888 pesatas
($220; his wife 1850 ($25O); his
mother, 694 $3.50; his aunt EulaIia,
AS (0S3) his aunt, Paz, AIS $3.50
his sister, Maria Teresa AIS $3.50; to-
tai, 24,725 pesetas ($4954.
In return for the sum the king at
tended mass, took part in polo
match and assisted at an equestrian
tournament We do not know of any
donation that he made.