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The new era., 1911-06-22
EDITOR OF SARATOGA SUN HAS
PIPE DREAM.

The editor Of the Saratoga, Wyo.,
Sun makes the following remarks
about trout fishing In Colorado.
Externally taking trout out and
putting no fry back will soon leave
us in the condition that Colorado
now finds herself almost bankrupt
SO far as trout are concerned, bas-
ket of ten trout is considered fine
catch in one day In Colorado, while
the same party would get a hundred
in Wyoming and go over no more
ground"
If the other Information that the
editor Of the Saratoga Sun gives his
readers is as near the facts as this
he is Of inestimabIe value to his com.
munity.
Although there may not be many
fish in your locality. II is no good
reason for thinking there are more
in Colorado, you probably know az
much about the fish In that locality
as you do abut the fish in Colorado
and that is nothing at all. Why,
brother 10 Il necessary for you
to knock If the fish are getting scarce
over your way?
There is no better trout fishing In
the Quilted States than there 10 In
the State Of Colorado, regardless Of
what the Sun man may say,and II the
editor Of the Sun or anyone else
don't believe It, Just come to jackson
county and we will prove our as
sertion. The Michigan, Illinois, Can
adian, Platte and all the little creeks
are full Of trout.
The new era., 1911-06-22
PUBLIC LAND AND MINING
CASES.

If you are interested in any contest
or any matter before the Interior De-
partmcnt, write to Clark & Wright,
registered land lawyers, oo2 F Street
N. w. Opposite Gen'l Land Office,
Washington, d. c. Free information
about contests and where to obtair
scrip, locatable upon public lands
without residence or cultivation.
The new era., 1911-06-22

The Review and Courier of Fort
Collins are engaging in a little mud
singing. Its no good Brothers, mud
singing never helped any paper, bet
ter way is to work together and help
each other. This price cutting is the
worst thing newspaper can do.
The new era., 1911-06-22

A station agent at Greeley got into
trouble by explaining to a woman,
who had bought dozen drinking
cups, one for each member Of the
family, that one cup would have been
sufficient to comply With the new
law In regard to Individual drinking
cups. She demanded rebate on the
extra eleven cups that she had pur-
chased,
The new era., 1911-06-22

The manufactured products Of tn
state for the year 1909 was $134,o44,
900, or gain of 2s per cent in fiv
years.
The new era., 1911-06-22

. That the United states has the
best credit Of any country Is proved
by the fact that the $5o,ooo,ooo Of
Panama canal bonds was over SUBJ
scribed three times at prices above
par, some Of the bids being as high
as 1O5. a
The new era., 1911-06-22
Serial No. O2486.
NOTICE FOX PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior,


Department Of the Interior,
U. S. Land Office at Denver. Colo.
June l, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Henry
G. Riddle, of Walden, Colo, who, on
April IL, 1907, made Desert Land En-
try No. 1S16-O24S6, for SEA SWA
VIZ SW14 Section 30 and SEA SEA.
Section 80, Township 9 North, Range
70, West 9Th P. Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make Final Des
ert Land Entry Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, be
fore VIM. O.Mosman, U. S. Commis
sioner, at his office, at Walden, Colo,
on the Gath day Of July, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John w. Riggen. Charles Riggen.
Russell Mccullough and William Rid
die. all of Walden, Colo.
Coal Land Coal waiver signed.
G. D. FORD Register
e-15 t 7-2o
The new era., 1911-06-22

The Norman papers seem. to be
loath to have Pres Smith 90 to WASH
ington as witness in the sugar trust
Investigation. What are they afraid
he will tell?
The new era., 1911-06-22

Sidney c. Love has given his di-
vorced wife her appendix which he
had been keeping as souvenir. She
can now keep II to give her next
husband for a birthday present.
The new era., 1911-06-22

Wonder where the Courier mar
gets his information as to the sweet
ness Of the pretty Fort Collins girls
The new era., 1911-06-22

A man was arrested at Pontiac,
Mich, because he sobbed SO loud,
at a funeral, that the preacher could
not make himself heard.
The new era., 1911-06-22
EDITORIAL

Pastor Russell Of New York has
discovered that the world will come
to an end In 1915.
The new era., 1911-06-22

The showers which have fallen the
past week have been Of Immense val
ue to the farmers Of North Park
The new era., 1911-06-22

A Pittsbura chemist has invented
microscope with which he can tell
whether person has been kissed
and how often. How ineonvenient
this will be for some Of the ladies'.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
MATAWAN

James Lambertson, of Seabrfght,
has been spending a few days with
his mother, Mrs. Martha Lambert
son.
Malcolm Crowell, Of Perth Amba%,
was a guest OF Ross Fountain Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Rose, of
Brooklyn, spent Thursday and FRI
day with Mrs. Roses grandmother,
Mrs. Martha Eambertson.
Miss Helen Terhune has been hav-
Ing a limousine body put on her
Peerless automobile. 1t makes a
very fine appearance.
Carrot C~ottrell, Of M~organville,
who purchased the Shock property
in Main street some time ago., is hay
ing a garage built on the back of the
lot.
The Sacrament, Of the Lords Sup
per will be observed in the NJ. B.
church on Sunday morning at II
o'clock.
Miss Helen Strangh will return to
Miss Saynard's School at Overlook,
Pa. Monday.
Mrs. Harry Wallace, of Keyport.
formerly Miss Frances Clark, OF
Matawan, Is quite Ill with typhoid
fever at the home Of her sister, Mrs.
Mabel Haywood, in Brooklyn.
The Presbyterian Sunday school
will have a roll call Sunday morning.
DR.. Jackson has had a concrete
walk laid In front of his lot at Main
and South streets.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
MONMOUTH COUNTY NEWS
KEYPORT

Mrs, M. L. Terry was a New York
city visitor Thursday.
Mrs. William Cherry and daughter
Eva, Of Main street, were visitors
in Brooklyn Thursday.
George w. Hopkins will start a
messenger service to New York city
by way Of steamboat Majestic, on
Monday.
w. Scott Hopkins was a local VS.
itor yesterday.
Mrs. William Baxter left yester-
day to spend some time with her
daughter, Mrs. Ruff Crawford, at
North Asbury Park.
Rachel Hopkins, who is a tele-
phone operator at Matawan, is en-
joying a two weeks vacation at Hor-
nerstown and New Egypt.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kelly, who
have occupied the John Flynn house
at West Keyport for the past two
years, will vacate today, and will
occupy their new house on Mott
street as soon as completed.
John Flynn, who has been in
business at South Amboy and Jer-
sey City, will return to Keyport
next month and occupy his home at
West Keyport.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
NO DAMAGES
FOR LOST LOVE
Mother-in-LaW Wins Suit
and Keeps SIC, 900.

Newark, n. j., Sept. 80.-The suit
against Mrs. Carrie G. Bartlett for
5000 damages was dismissed In the
supreme court here. Her daughter-in-
law, Mrs. Pearl Bartlett, had fled the
suit, alleging alienation of her hus-
bands affections.
She was nonsuited, the court assert
Ing she had failed to prove the aliena-
ton. Bartlett, 1t was asserted, is I'M
der Indictment in Colorado for bigamy
the accusation being that he married
Grace @. Reynolds there.
Mrs. Pearl Bartlett is a twin sistel
Of Claire LIE Bel, an actress, whose
name In private life is Mrs. Edward
Hoffman. Both sisters were on tn,
witness stand before Justice DUNCAN
Mrs. Bartlett testified she went to Chi
cago in 1906 and that she worked in
printing house there. She denied shr
met a Newark mar there by preyiou
! appointment. Mrs. Y. J. Day, VIII
was in the courtroom, was told II
stand up. Mrs. Bartlett was asked /
she had not told Mrs. Day she me
the Newark man there. The complain
ant said she had no recollection Of 1t.
an your residence in Bergen street
didn't you use these words TO you
husband, Il would like to murde
your" Mrs. Bartlett was asked.
81 never said such a thing In m,
life" she replied.
She insisted she still loves her hus
band and thinks she would be Willing
to live with him again, She adde'
her mOther-tn-law did not think sh
was good enough for her SON."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
kEANSBURG

Mr.. and Mrs. James Seeley and
George W. DuFour attended the
Trenton Fair yesterday.
Several bungalows will be built
this winter on the property adjoin-
ing the Raritan Bay hotel by Preyel
& Miller, Of Jersey City.
Read & Spicer are building a
large boarding house at New Point
Comfort Beach.
John G. sheppanski expects to
start an athletic club to hold boxing
contests here next spring.
Mrs. Fred George, of Waterwitch,
has leased the sore cornerat the cor
ner Of Palmer and Maple avenues
and will open for business in a-few
days.
Mrs. Clement Patenende has re-
turned from a visit with relatives at
Bay Shore, L. I.
Miss Ella Tilton is studying for a
trained nurse nj the Newark City
hospital.
Mrs. Howard Updyke Is visiting
her mother, Mrs. j. Rockafellow, of
Rutherford.
w. w. Ramsay Is spending the
day in Asbury Park.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS

Attorney Howard W. Roberts, Of
New Monmouth, is looking after the
law business Of Hon. Charles R.
Snyder, who Is in Europe.
Monmouth Council No. 1878,
Royal Arcanum, of this place, will
hold on open meeting on Tuesday
night, October IT.
Fielding Gwyane, g former resi-
dent, will be married In New York
on October 4 to Miss Blanche Bry-
ant. at the residence of the brides
parents.
Mayor John H. Van Mater, a
Democrat, Is unopposed for re-elec-
ton.
The news when 1t Is news IN the
EVENING NEWS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
WEATHER EVERYWHERE.

Observations Of the United
States weather bureau taken at
8 p. m. yesterday follow:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
TROUBLE WAS
ANTICIPATED
IA
American Vessels Already
Near Scene of Conflict.

Washington. Sept. 9O.-That the state
department was aware Of the strained
relations existing between Italy and
Turkey and that war might ensue at
any moment Is revealed by the fact
that two American naval vessels are
on their way to the scene Of conflict to
protect American interests. The scout
cruiser Chester sailed from Boston
v a week ago and passed Gibraltar
today OF its way to Tripoli. The gun
bont Scorpion, permanently stationed
at Constantinople, is now at Trieste,
She has been ordered to Malta.
The outbreak of hostilities between
Italy and Turkey over the conditions
in Tripoli vas got a surprise to officers
of tie svate department. For the last
fe% days students of international pol.
= tics here have realized the gravity of
the dispute between the two countries
and have admitted privately that war
seemed almost inevitable. When 1t be
came known several days & that the
Italian government was preparing to
back up its diplomatic demand upon
Turkey with Its military and naval
forces, officers Of the state department
realized that Italy was not blufang,
but, on the contrary, intended to carry
out dts reported intention of occupying
Tripoli, even In the face Of q hostile
resistance from Turkish troops.
Tire United States has very little IN
terest, either commercially or polit-
fnaI1u IN thn tarrffarv n esanYnI hr +Ln
war, There are nc American citizens
residing IN Tripoli, and the CONNER
cial relations between Tripoli and the
United States amount TO about $4,000
a year. 1t was pointed out by an ex-
perienced diplomatist that the greatest
danger In the situation lay In the pos
sibility of the present conflict develop
ing into a religious war. Turkey, he
explained, could very easily excite the
Moslem population Of Africa and Asia
Minor into a religious crusade against
the Christian nations by circulating
stories that religious and racial differ
ences were the basis of the trouble.
Military experts here take the posi-
IN that there will not be much real
hting unless the tribesmen of Tri-
attempt to resist the occupation
he Italian troops. Turkey has
Sally no navy and is no match
italy upon the sea. Turkey is IN.
able toV scoops to Tripoli without
sending @tuem across the Mediter-
ranean sea in transports, which is i'm
* possible because she has no naval yes
sells to act as conveys. The only op-
position which is likely to develop is
from the local Turkish troops now In
Tripoli. It is not believed here that
Italy will have much difficulty IN oc-
cupying the ports CO Tripoli and Ben
Rhazie. 1t will be a much harder IN
dertaking, however. from a military
point Of view for Italy to subjugate
the interior Of the country. The natives
are nomads and have never been con-
trolled by the Turkish authorities.
TFipoli and Benghazie have an area
Of 39S.OO0 square miles and a popula-
ton of about 100000 This is the
political division In the Turk
empire and Its loss viii be 4
Q hAw.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
9 SHIPS SAIL
WITH COTTON
Record Shipment to England
From Savannah, Ga.

Savannah, Ga. Sept. 30.-With nine
cargoes Of cotton on as many ships,
10000 bales Of the staple will have
been forwarded from Savannah by
midnight tonight to satisfy September
options under guarantee Of delivery.
These shipments will represent a total
valuation Of S5,40O,OOO Much of the
cotton being shipped ia destined for
Liverpool and Manchester,
A total Of 131, 1872 bales Of cotton has
been received in Savannah during the
week, the greatest record for a week in
September In the history Of the cotton
exchange.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
IMPROVE THE
SCHOOL SITE
Changes Being Made About
Highlands High School.
special to the EVENING NEWS.

Highlands, Sept. 30:-Many i'm
pfoVements are being made to the
high school building and grounds
which add much to the comfort of
the pupils as well as the appearance
Of the place. An extension to the
stone wall on the Miller side of the
property which serves as a protec-
ton to the grounds has been extend
ed several feet. A number of loads
Of gravel have been placed on the
lawn and this fall a quantity of grass
seed will be sown.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
General Markets.

BUTTER FIRM receipts. 600 pack
ages; creamery, specials, per ID, 29o. az
tras, @c.: thirds to hrsts, Z1a26ho.i state
dairy, common to prime, sOa27o.i process,
seconds to specials, lsa2she, factory, cur
rent make, l7haGAaI packing stock, liza
l8bo.
CHEESE-steady; receipts, $40 boxes.
EGGs-FIRM; receipts, ana oaaes; hrsts,
per foz, z3azAo.
POfATOBS-Ftym and steady; Long Is
lad, per Dbl or bag. s2Sa26ol swsats,
sonthern. Fer bbl.s pa2bA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30
ENJOY SUPPER
AT MATAWAn
Ladies Guild of Trinity
Church Serve Many.
spscfal TO the EYENING WE'VE.

Matawan, Sept. 30.-The harvest
supper which was given by the La
dies Guild of Trinity Episcopal
church. Friday evening, was unusu-
ally well attended, considering the
unfavorable weather. The supper
was fine and enjoyed by those who
partook. The Ladies' Guild will I'M
doubtedly realize a neat sum for
their labor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-30

Robbers Escape With $4,000.
Hamilton, Ont, Sept. 30.-The Cana
dian Express company was robbed of
$4,000 here.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

A MOTHER form of this same sort Of humor wh
IN NJ Hcrgsou brings ont is that obtaipcd by d
inr about persons as orc would DO about mere tbir
Uc selects as examples two Instances from The N,
Of Lnbichc Inst as VI perrirhon is getting ihfo
railway carriage he makes certain that he Ill
Forgetting any of his parcels -Four. five Sc 4
wife seven daughter eight. AMI myself mnc.n 81
GcI that he has them all ha settles calmly
in his scat In auo!hcr plov fond father is bnas1
or his daughters learning in the following te1
:. She viii tell vou without falterng al the kim
France that have occurred - F'rhIe phase that
occurred = explains NJ Rcrgson. thonrh NOT
actlv Transforming the kings into moro things, IN
them, all the same TO events Of an impcrsona
turc, - !
An entirely different form of bumor NAV he
tanned NJ Brrgson insists hv The formation 81
sentences; N short the words NAV be So iugglel
a remark viii anncar funny even though there be ID
incr funny in what s said For example he saws
Ha comic meaning is invariably obtained when
absurd idcn is fitted into wcll-estabished phI
form 4" he cites in support Of this proposition
law out who remarked that he dill not like N
iu1 between meals - ''There would he nothing au
ing in the SAVING dil there not oSis that slut
precept in the realm OF hygiene: One shond not
between meals. -
Another comic effect is obtained when We pref
to take literally expression Nhcn Is NS'u HguIai
". AMI NJ RerCson explains how this is done. .
is always running after a Joke, was said in y
ncrs S presence regarding very concerted teh
Had Boufhcrs replied. He wont catch IT.
would have been tho beginning Of witty az
though nothing moro than the beginning for thc .
catch is interpreted 6gurativelv almost as oftsr
the word run nor locs il compel us more stru1
than the latter to matcrializc the image Of two Il
ners the one at the heels Of the other ln'd'
that the reioin1cr NAV appear TO be thoropl
witty one we must borrow from The language OF
an expression so vivid and concrete that we gay
refrain from witnessing the race in good earnest
is what Boufhcrs does when he retorts: IN
the Joke -
These few selections show what wonderful
NJ Bergson has produced 1t serves double pun
1t not only shows YOU why YOU laugh, bat also '"
Won how YOU can make others laugh NJ be'i
gives YOU the scientific formulae for a Joke fc
them out to the letter and You VIII nave loui -,
convulsed, At least that is what the nook ous@
do. Ii remains to see whether 1t Will WORK gu.
way in practlce ---------z
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

- ROWING out of this is the matter Of disguise
" which under certain circumstances makes us
laugh and it is this that NJ Bergson explains
some of the unusual things which arouse laughter.
why do lau~h al q head Of hair which has
changed from dark to blondeG What is there comic
about a rubicunl nose2 And why does one laugh at
negro' The question would appear to be an en-
barrassinp one for il has been asked by successive
psychologists such Heckcr Kraepin and Lipps and
all have given different replies. And yet l rather
dav in the street by ordinary cabby, who applet
the expression unwashod' to the negro fare he
driving
''Unwashed! Does not this that black
face in imagination is that has been daubel
over with ink or SCOT? IL so, then red nose
only he one that has received coating Of vermiion
AMI that tho notion Of disguise has passed
on something of its comic quality to instances in
which there is actually disguise, though there
might be Although the black or red color is ndeeI
inherent in the skim VIC look upon it artifcialy
laid on because it surprises us -
NJ, Bergson assures us that what we laugh at
these is the idea of nature mechanically lamp
cred with "The same theme rcappears, though
ransDosed IN quite another key, in the Novel Notes
Of the English humorst, Jerome X. Jerome An elder
" Lady Bountiful. who does not want her leeds OF
charity 10 take up too much Of her time, provides
homes within easy hail of her mansion for the
version of atheists who have been specially mann
featured for her, to speak, and for number OF
honest folk who have been made into drunkards so
that she them of their failing, etc. There
are comic phases in which this theme is audible like
a Instant echo, coupled with righteousness, whether
sincere affected, which acts as accompaniment
Take as an instance. the remark made by a lady
whom Cassini, the astronomer had invited TO see an
eclipse of the Arriving TOO late, she said, M
Cassni, know. viii have the goodness to do il all
again 10 please me. -
The author relates several amusing instances OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10
The Turn of the Worm.

The Rev sylvester Horne tho noted Liberal s.s ~
and NJ. p. Of London. talking aoouS aoI esH ;s
THE trouble with most charity he saiH a;no n Il
ii is administered in grudgne eonuesceniu,snnSs
Charity TO have any effect must be adn,l @ ii
spirit of absolute sympathy spirit, ,Ss,ae ma
Sav. of absolute humility. To uplltt get u"ue''
AS the philosophic Ajc well sald. s nf =
moter who decided being rather bored; To SGon ~
charity. So she rang for her electric orousDcu 9Hs cu
stTb" IadT selected The Very worst house ~
New Cut. and she paid call of about haia Hod a. h
the poor, tired upderfcd woman VINO nr n,nsrc
The questions she asked this woman were sf tiuc
and impairment The iady had very good ''ps
Z" But when she came to 90 her hostcsSsaSi,cd
cheeks were now uuwontcdlv red. ratncr sf''
good time by saving quietly: ,so N
We'll. good. by madame. don t supPos.e, s.,,u,s i
YOU again. The fact is | haven 7 time TO 20 ''''
myself. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

an yhilc yuh kin be peri ly sure ef do cit peek
at him shan t do nothing rawr, still guess | KIN
turn round an give him one look what il poison his
innocent pleasure. Oh. trust | kin control myself
fur vulgar hookups is repugnant to me. though astn
her what she means by DARN 10 he with HIM
kin he did easy an adykc which many d slip both
of EN- bump the bean, but | leave them actions
fur others. Hello, Whadla yuh want!
1t S only guest. Hazel What yuh tclIln'
me- I should say the skirts is tight, fur all this
guh about at the feet. Still the styles
is swell ef vuh cot the 6gger fur-hello luh which
Ast fur number six times!
Then whyn yuh git next TO yUhsclt an qmt!
The idcer. Say. Hazel did that night op rator git oil
ANYTHING more about me? | lest wsht she would
No that she-heIlo Gee, ain I they to be sur
cease from--whaat, ] IN rcplyn rs quick as KIN
No, yer fren ain in. Goo 'by. even
ketched the party's monaler but | git that nervous
ef they address brutal gotta cut en- off so
Ion Git apitated. Oh. what Il career is this fur a
cell gifted by nature to assume with composurc Inn
CUISINE with "A animated bankrol actin general
drudge!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10

me them big sweeps, where the moon hangs poised
on the snow tipped peaks an yuh switch hes in the
shack over bacon au mush an build the breakfast
fire at the hour they re Jest goin home Broadway
git That sick Of fndin numbers fur guys whose
fathers the only thew re heatm the vag act
that feel like slidu pill i'll their grub, yet do
they squander ptyn thought Bella, the
com pnys minion! | met up with Mexican gel
nun last week. an cf | could discover whether the
Waters Pierce Comp my the Standard Oil goin to
be next president down there d 90 after that guy
an crawfoot him before he had chanct to order me
out, but they ain uothln' but carkin grief, mat
ter where yuh arc an the Bridge looks good to me.
Myrtle-Deare, don t yuh git dcspondent, too!
was erwin an sobbn so up TO the nat | dunno how
! cot my map fixed so S ] could COME down an
at that cf gt emotional II crack, fur gracious
sake be calm The lean years has came upon
city, else m losin my vogue, tur twlct IN row
] been ast out to chow, an neither OF en- much
brcothed the thriIhn name OF wine | dunno what
they think a lady S accustomed 10.
oh. Bella. truly / could greet death with toni
smile. fur il 5 too darncd much work To live Aet J.
> pose gotta
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-10
BY HELEN GREEN

No, | ain t. Yuh dunno George Ike we 40 :,
here He'd asst a couple cmpresses 10 iunc" y
eveniu' an dog it next day when they eO'e
in in to eat. He don't mean no harm, sunnO'
him nor nobody else kin iuggle more three 10
Jest gimme yer name, will yuh! .r.u \
Hello All yuh care TO do now is 10 iniorn u
Baldwin that vuh kin stand hull lotta ais,ss ra
him? All right. Well, | canned that one ,alol aTt
though ] pose Ion I git no thanks, an Ls'S tOsn
vuh up at last Mlsta Baldwin! Had to M VOW
gaqemcnt fur one o clock? Was-jid the pags..
nigh clear voice an callin from the i"pY
Gosh, .h,s
I am t got the nerve to hand hlm the atss uns
in s. dearc but it s plain Dutched myself one1
II $ allus the way. an yet J do more try,n /,
discouraged could leap right Ola the povaI ,bis
would too only M goin to dinner win ~,
cf / ami there he i never ast me again. So
live keep on grinnin'. 'cause that the oeS' y
lCnrtaln.(