Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-08-06

give me any more of Your cognominatc gar
garistic lamentations benzaldehyde, III
have YOU pragmaticallv arrested
Il wish | could give Glhooligans answer:
but | daren't. If it were printed for use in
the public schools. it would have to look
something like this:
"'eoscfcGcs, you ccce?-se-fc ?SSM I'll
Sc ?c$S:: your Sc 1855 for YOU, if YOU don't
get out of the way. Get off your Sc ?S::
horse and III give YOU foce$$?fc of
foco$Sef fS$.,.Mn'
That made the doctor really angry. The
members of the league held their breaths,
and gathered round in circle now. knowing
that the event of the evening was about to
begin. a hush. The Hopbottom mouth
was about to act. The doctor shook his fist
again and started in earnest. His voice be-
gan with calmneSs and deliberation; but
soon rose hight swept forth in a majestic
defamation full of all sorts of forte, STAG
cato, and crescendo effects to the noble
climax.
See here, YOU slack sailed transubstan-
tiated interdigital germarium, you rantipole
sacrosciatic rock barnacle you, if you give
me any of your caprantipolene paragastrular
megalopterc jacitation, I'll make a lamel-
Gbranchiate gymnomixine parabolic lep-
idopteroid out of you. What diacritical right
has binominal oxypendactile advoutrous
holoblastic rflizopod like you got with your
trinoctial ustilaginous Westphalian holo-
cauSt blocking UP the teleoStean way for,
anyway If you give me any more of your
lunarian, snortomaniac hyperbolic pvlorec-
tony I'll skiver you into helciform mega
lOpterlc dlatomerlferOus auXoSpore! You
queaSy ZOrOaStrlan son of a hellcOpteric
hvpotracheliun, you, shut your logarithmic
eplcvcloidal mouth. You let this monopoli-
tan macrocosmic procession go by and wait
right here in the anagological street! And no
more of your hedonistic primordial super
virescence, you rectangular, outlet eating
vice presidential amuboid either
GILHOOLIGAN slowly descended from
~ his dray, approached DR.. Hopbottom,
and took off his hat. 1 beg your pardon
Sir, he said weakly, but would you mind
repeating them last remarks? | didn't
rightly hear.
"The doctor, with sweat dripping from his
yellow cheeks, did it again, and then some
BY the time he had finished the dictionary
was pretty well disernboweled. The crowd
cheered
AZ humbly beg your pardon, Sir, said
Gilhooligan, when the doctor had finished
Il had no idea it was as bad as that. take
off my hat to YOU. Man and boy, | have
followed the sea for forty years. have been
a Mississippi River pilot. have skippered
whaler. | have been the mate of a cock
roach schooner, and I've blackbirded all
along the west coast of Africa. | know
mules and | know niggers, and how to coax
EN-. But see plain seafaring man has no
show with a doctor when it comes to exhibit
ing language in public. I'll say this for you.
Sir there amt your beat for square rugged,
black and-tan cursing in the Seven Seas.
And | think that if this here crowd what's
running this here procession can turn out
graduates of the gentle art of profanity like
you are. | want to say this, Give me the
pledge, and Ill sign it. | need some of your
talk in my business.
"The doctor led the way, amid awed thou
sands, to a great white dray, decorated with
lilies. There, upon black walnut reading
desk was exhibited the pledge book, a huge