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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14
Solid Between
Charleston and Cincinnati
On the Following Schedules:

Connecting at Cincinnati with
through trains for Chicago, Cleveland,
Detroit, st. Paul, Seattle, st. Louis,
Kansas City, Denver, San Francisco
and points West and Northwest.
E. H. Coapman, v. P. and g. NJ; 8. ii.
Hardwick, P. T. M; H. F. Cary, G. P.
A.; ]. L. Meek, A. s. P. A.; w. e. Nc
Gee, D. P. A.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14
CAROLINA SPECIAL

High Class Electrically Lighted Train
Between Charleston, s. c., and Gin
cinnati, Ohio. via Southern Railway
and c.. N. o. and T. p. Railway, Run
ming Through Columbia, Spartan
burg, Asheville, Knoxville, Hartman
Junction and Lexington, KY, con-
sisting of first-class Coaches. Pull
man Drawing Room Sleeping Car,
Pullman Observation Sleeping Car,
and Dining Car Service.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14

For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-DoAN's-a
take no other.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
County of York.
IN THE PROBATE COURT.

By l.. R. williams, Esquire, Probate
Judge Of York County.
wv HEREAS ANDERSON CHAM
w BLIN. has applied to me for Let
ters of Administration, on all and sim
gular, the goods and chattels, rights
and credits of ANN HUNT, late OF the
county aforesaid deceased:
These are, therefore, to cite and ad-
monish all and singular the kindred
and credits of the said deceased, to be
and appear before me at our next Pro-
bate Court for the said county, to be
holden at York Court House on the
22ND DAY OF FEBRUARY, 1911, to
shew cause, If any, why the said Ad-
ministration should not be granted.
Given under my hand and Seal, this
9Th day Of February, in the year of
our Lord one thousand nine hundred
and eleven, and in the 135th year of
American Independence.
L. r. WILLIAMS,
Probate Judge Of York County.
II t. ct
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14

- The Business man you write to,
judges you by tho quality Of your Sta.
tionery. The best is the cheapest for
you to use. Send your orders to The
Enquirer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14
J. O. WRAY
HAPPYRESULTS

Have Made Many Yorkville Residents
Enthusiastic.
No wonder scores Of Yorkville citi-
zens grow enthusiastic. 1t Is enough
to make anyone happy to find relief
after years Of suffering. Public state
ments like the following are but truth
full representations of the daily work
done in Yorkville by Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14

IN Your wife's furs must have been
very dear" 80 dear it makes me not
to think of it"-Fliegende Blatter.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14

~ You are measured by the Station.
cry you send out. Use The Enquirer
kind.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-02-14

By L. r. williams, Esquire, Probat
Judge Of York County.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
COST OF Auromoslls


 Why the good automobile cannot he purchased at the same price as a pony-cart is the teme of an interest. ing article by Harold Whiting Slau- son which appears in the issue oi HarpeFs Weekly for October fl Something like fifteen hundred sep arate pieces go to the making of a mCtCrear. says this author, and not only does each piece need to be handled separately, but some parts require several operations before they are Of the proper shape, size and qual- ity to fill their places in the compli- cated whCle "ParaduXical as it may seem. the more cheaply a good car is to be produced the greater must bc the investment in tools and other equipment The car of the Clden days built piece by piece in the small ma chine shop, cost three times as mucG as the hettcg automobiles Of todSa manufactured in establishments hay, ing millions Of dollars worth of tools and equipment
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
TOLD OF DR. WILEY

Soon after the presidents order was issued 10 the effect that no in- formation was 10 be given a con gressman by any employe Of the government. and only heads Of de partments could furnish information. Dr. Wiley met member of con gress.
 Good morning. doctor; how arc you this morning." was the greeting.
 T cant tell you, promptly re- spcnded the doctor You'll have 10 ask the secretary.
 One of the best examples of his uuickness Of repartee is the exclusive property of the women of the bureau of chemistry.
 They all call him ''the Big Chief. once a petite young wiman of the bureau met the doctor as he was pass ing along the corridor to his office
 Good morning. Bib Chief, she said
 Good morning. Big Chief she retorted the, doctor.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
THE TwsNTIEH CENTURY

By Mrs. Mary Hook earton The twentieth century, what is in it's
 voice. Down with oppression. envy and
 strife. Make way for the white light q
 justice and right The thought in this light is the wings
 of the soul. Bearing the message Of peace and
 good will For God has made of one blood all
 nations of men. The law of the soul makes its de
 mand. And is now eehoing in every land. Freedom Of thought, freedom of soul, Is this century's legacy. and is now
 being told. It's myriad letters being loosed Shall hinder no longer the progress of
 truth, For truth is a power to break every
 ehain, Making brothers and freemen in all
 Gods domain. God gave for mans heritage the land
 and the sea Made man over His treasures His
 steward to be. Al down through the ages is thunder.
 ed Gods plan: Share ye then My bounty each man
 with each man.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
This Date in History October 24

This Date in History
 October 2l l7S4--Sir Moses Montcdore, famous Enghsh-Jewish phiianthropist born. Died July 3S. 1885
 I7sI-second Federal Congress met in Philadelphia iS07--Sir James Henry Craig appoint ed Governor cf Canada. iS09-Erie canal opened between Uti ca and Rome, x. '. lS20-Little Rock became the capi- tai of Arkansas. 1S52-Daniel Webster. famous states. man died at Marshheld. Mass. Born in Salisbury. N H.. Jan. IS. l7S2.
 ls94-An equestrian statue Of Gen. George B. Mcclellan was uD- yelled in Philadelphia. 1S96-Marriage Of the Prince of Ma pies Ong Victor Emmanuel III. of Italy) and Princess Helene of Montenegro. l9l0-A cloudburst and tidal wave, accompanied by a violent erup- tiOn Of Mount Vesuvms, caused the loss ol 200 lives in the vicinity of Naples.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24

l never shaw an auto chap Who didn't own a leather cap. ! never saw a man upon this cath Who got as much as he thought he
 was worth. | never saw two women who Could not a iCe-sizcd scandal brew. I never say 9 steamer cross the lake That some old maid some lemons did
 not take. i never saW a bioOmin' flea That you could swat once out oi three ! never saw an undertaken Who wasn't solemn as a Quaker .I never say a trout fly caster Who wouldn't tell lies faster an,
 faster. i never saw a single set-nch-quici
 scheme That didn't turn out to be just dream.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
THIS TRUST IS TYPICAL.

The Southern Wholesale Grocers' association. whlch has just submitted to a judicial decree prohibiting t from doing a lot Of things it was organized to do, is a typical trust, about the un- lawfulness Of whose conduct there cannot be any question at all
 It is not a corporation which has bought a lot of concerns engaged ln the same line Of business. thereby sup pressing the competition between them. This sort of an organization has not yet been declared in violation Of law unless it had resorted to ur usual means q driving competitors out of business. This is plain and simple association of dealers in food who have conspired together to keen up the cost of living
 The association has been boycottins manufacturers who cut out the middle men and sell direct to retailers. The members Of the association being mid dlemen, they are resolved that the3 will not be cut out if they can help it They have also been engaged in an effort to prevent retailers who cut prices from getting any more goods. They have been cndeavoriag by the rebate system to prevent retailers who do not buy from them from getting goods anywhere.
 The principle of the common las requires the common carrier to serve aI persons on substantially the same terms It knows nothing of a com mon dealer who is bound to sell Go an customers and on substantially the same terms. The reason Tor the difference is that in transportation competition is lacking, or at least it is very limited. But in manufacturing and merchandising there has thus far been very wide competition, and the customer who did not like one dealer could go 10 another But if combina tons among manufacturers and deal CTS are going to suppress competition the legal principle Of the common car rier will have to be extended to in clude a common dealer. If the man ufacturcrs or dealers are not goina to compete with each other, then thcy must serve all customers alike and rebates must be as unlawful in trad ing as in transportation.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
LIGHT VOTE LlKELYFoDAY

There will probably be an extremely light vote at todays primaries In tae first place under tho enabling act the goie cannot have increased since the registration tor the election Of dele gates to the constitutional convention. On the other hand the vote has been decreased by every death or removal Of a voter within the last two years.
 While this fact alone would explain a small vote today. there is another reason why ii viH be still further re daced- the terms Of the primary law, which requires every person voting to make declaration of his political principles and bind him to support at the December election the cand;- dates who may be nominated by hts party today. though the nominees may not De his choice.
 
 There are mere voters than would be supposed who Go not want to make public declaration or party belief and there are stIl more whC do not want to be deprived Of the Amcrican privilege or "scratchiug.' r 
 Of course many voters who attend the primaries today will not regart themselves as. Bound to support al fine nominees Of their party and vii moi do so. But a large number wom' regard such an obligation as bindins and will therefore not place them selves under it by attending ihe pri maries
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
NEUTRAL

No, pleass, donta care. signor For talka mooch bout deesa war; I'm not Italian no more. Eh? Sure. I once was "dag0 man. But now try to be Merican. An glad that here all men can be Jus free an happy lika me So. pleass' I don'ta care. signor, For talka mooch bout deesa war I maybe would not mind 10 speak If so be dey gon' fight da Greek, Baycause he's justa thief an sneak, De hardest man of all to leek. Oh. know what kind Of man he ees. Bayeause, he's steal dees fruita becz; An make some good Italian men Con deegin in da streets agen. Eef only dey fight heem, signor. You hear from me cen deesa war, Oh, My, 1 weesh dey fight da Greek, But no, dey are sooch fool, dey peeck You no believe that dees ees true? All right, l don't care what you do, But me. 1 know how moocha troub' Dey maka wen they sweeng de club; So, pleass I don'ta like. signor. For talka mOoch bout deesa war. would be frands weeth evra wan Dat come by dees peanutta stan An most of all da Irishman-- Eh2 Sure l know wat I speak
 
 Meeck."
 But don't you know Policeman Burke Dat evra wan call l3igga Turk?T Oats name for Irish lang bayfore Dees fight baygen. No, no' signor, don't care 10 speek of deesa war.
 Tom Daly in Catholic Standard
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
WkNTEO-sEVERAL THIN COAT MAKERS.

ACCORDING TO UNCLE A5NE6.
 The papers in New York say the winmen there are up ln arms, but they don't say whose arms.
 There is gen'ally a woman in the case, particklerly if it is watch case. Elmer Spink .has had nire mil liners in his in two years.
 it begins to look as fl the hrelcss cooker has come to stay.
 Like Bibbins. who went from our village to Chicago to make his Tort une is getting his hand in all right He IS a pckpocket now.
 The time may come when airships will be as common as sewing ma chimes, but they will never be as safe
 As soon as a feller learns how e run an electric tOastcr or a vacuum cleaner he begins Co put on lot Of Jugs and tell people how Co fix their OatOmobiles
 An Illinois man the other day saw a snake as big as a steSrpipe iand strangely enough. it was not man in Chicago, Illinois.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
PRESIDENT TAFT AND AN INsUReENT FLANK MOVEMENT.

President Taft and tho insurgents of his party are enemies. There can be no question or that, though the presi dent insists that he is neither pro sTossive nor a stanGpatter, bat mid. dle-of-the-rOader
 With true blue insurgents. 10 De in the middle Of the road is to block up tbe passage and they consider that even stanlpatsm could do no worse.
 Hence President Taft, notwithstand ing his neutral inclination and neutral feelings. is to them the chief,ain Of tue reactionaries.
 lis present Western trip was ad- nittedly an invasio, of ipsurgent ter. ritory. He went to conquer his enc mes and line them up for indcrsins Ihs leadership in 1912
 But while he pushed his me.rch valianuy forward. smiling. speaking. feasting. sightseeing and undergoing aiI the other aTduous la5ors Of being a guest Of homer. tlre insurgcnt lead CTS, his real fighting enemies. got b. nanked him on the right and Hanked him on the lefi, and closed up in the rear with a big muster-at Chicago. at which laFollotte. the arch-insurgeni, was given high praise and indorsed fer the republican nomination and Taii Eas ignored and by implication utter ly condemned.
 The irony of fate seems to have hDYe cred prettT continuously over Pres
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
AN ESSAY ON gplcTerus.

Epictetus wan'st corn cure, a breakfast food, vaudeville jugglci or a grand opera singer. Epictetu5 was a famous StOic philosopher and was a native of HicgapOiis in Phrygia He died in 13S A. D He taugh; a high ideal of lie and not hing peeyed him
 lie remained cheerful even under the most adverse circumstances. When somebody stepped on he narrative ol hIs flowing toga, ripping out a back breadth and leaving him at the mercy Of the Phrygian blizzard. he smiled and muttefed that 1t might be a Uhs!s iof w0rse There wSsn ; any sort Of language thal would make him angry and the -Fates could not cook any sort 0f ornery scheme that upset his tranquility in the slightest degree. Epictetus was there with his fingers crosses .tWenty-fOgT hours Of the day and when an uutOWard event approached his vicinity, he laughed 70 loudly that he showed all his crow and bridge work and scared the event away.
 He was the original checr-up apOs tle. was Epictetus. lie didn't care a tinkers darn whether school kept or no; and he lived so leng that the ag. thorities thought for a while they would haNe 10 shoot him on the jude' TaeHt day so that he would be abio 'to join the great line of Stoics who had gOue before.
 They never dared to iei Eyictetp7 go to musical eoIledy, for he would laugh SO loudly that he would break up the show, and anybody who can laugh at a musical comedy. it mus hc admitted Is some Optimis! They had Co keep all tho patent medicine ail1anacs away from him f0f fear thai he would laugh himself co death. aud .it is a very lucky thing for Epictetus
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24

@ANoAAosN
 ideut Taft's career as a politician. He set out to become a popular president, but became a popular man and an un- ropular president, Ila set out ;o have the tariT lowered. but succeeded in having it raised to saH higher marks and keH there. He set ou, to hav5 his cabinet a collection ol pippms, bal, he Earnered in quite number of lemons. lie set ont to bring Canada and the United states into more friendly trade relations by a recipro- cal treaty, but succeeded almost ia having diplomatic relations between tbc two Lations broken or and war declared against this country by Can ada.
 And now while he marched boldi2 to the attack of the insurgents in the west, they sidesteV.ied him and, join- ing the insurgents in the east, deliE cred him a stunning Llow from behind.
 From past events it seems certain that 1T there we're such thing as a political safety razor. President Tat 
 would cut himself with it. It win re lus his luck to be over vHelmiugly nominated by the Tepubli cans and overwhelmingly defeated by . the democrats.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
CONFIDENCE OF Ma COBB

CLIFTON, Ariz. Oct 23.--Speciall
 Lamar Cobb returned home this af ternoon, confident that he will carry every southern county except Yuma and Marieopa. He was met al the train with a brass band and large crowds of citizens. He closed his campaign in Morenci tonight before a big crowd.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
GEORGE U. YOUNG
ONE EXCLAMATION

Say, pa, what does 1t mean when il says the Supreme court dissolved a trust?'
 Well, my son, yoU see, hum-ha- that's sort of solution of the trust question"
 Does it fix it so there isn't any trust any more. pa?'
 Well. my son. when yeu dissolve a lump of sugar in water the sugar is still there, but you can't see it. - Life
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
JUDICIAL TRAINING
lOhio sLata IonrnaIl

tOhio State JOuruai)
 Another evidence Cf President Taft's remarkable good nature aud seif-control is that he succeeded in looking interested and pleased all the time he was reviewing historical pageant out in Hutchinson, Kan, the ether day
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
MOULTON.

that Joe Miller and Ellis Parker But Ter came along several centuries ofteT Lis time.
 They couldn't rattle Epictetus in the slightest degree. lie could tinker Ur a laugh out of anything. but, il must always be remembered, fai reader, that Epietctus lived away back il the first century We have cften wondered what would happen to EDictets and his philosophy fl he lived today and his wife would come Co him about five minutes be. fore train time and ask him 10 hook up about 37 of those cute little hooks and eyes concealed iu the lace on the hack of her dress. What would Epic. tstus do if he should find that his wife had loaned his razor to tho Ladies Aid Society for the purpose oi
 lcing ham sandwiches? What would he do if his next door neighbo7 borrowed his laWn-moweF the first Oi May and returned it the first Of Oc- :ObeF2 What would he do if he lived next door to a talking machine fenj, or if the Heighbor next door kept the chickens thal dug up his flower beds, or if some insane galOot should got he wrong number and call him out Of bea by telephone at ? o'clock in the morning, causing him to fali down stairs and break a Sf96 cheva, glass? What if he should have a tire blow out nine miles from any hu. man habitation and no tools with bfm?
 Would Epictetus remain a trgo Sioic or would he let out several yards of pyrotechnic language which would burn up all the oxygen in the air and suffocate the innocent by islanders? That is question ol course. but if there are any Stoics hanging around in this day and age, they are not working at it. Epictetus We believe, was never obliged 10 uH derso a real test
 =nn n Q c
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
DOUGLAS.
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR

be laughed the darkeys contagious chuckle. As fer me" he continued. you know l couldn't anod 10 be guwnOr"
 "Conldn't afford to be governor? Why net. Calyin2"
 Cause you sec, sub, ! gifts more fer my strawberries than North Ca hny pays the guy'ner for 2 whole years work
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
JUST LIKE HASH

Chicago Record-HcrdldJ
 Boston has a Chiuaman who has made S5O0,0OO in the chop sUey busi- ness. So 1t seems that there is money as well as every thing else in chop suey.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
COULDN'T AFFoD
 TO BE GUNNER
DOUGLAS.

About as good a story of success tul negro farming as I know. says Clarence Poe in the current World's Work is one told by ex-Governor Ay- cock. Of North Carolina. While .gover- ncr. he made a trip to his old home in GOldboro. and in the course ol the visit, ran across an old negro, Calvin Book. who had educated him. self. learning his letters from an dl- phabet scrawled on a pine shingle b. a country carpenter. and had also acquired considerable possessions by his industry and prudence.
 'i's mighty glad Co see you, Mir. Aycock." he said. ~and mighty glad you's guv'ner Of the state.H And then
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24

] uCver saw, though shy of hair, A wig that [ would want 70 wear. ] never saw a full nedced
 trust That Wicker sham could really bust.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
OKLAHOMA RACE RIOT

MUSKOGEE. Oct 23.-Two are dead and four desperately wounded, as a result of last nights race riot al Cowetta, twenty miles north .of here. The state troops now have tho situa- ton well in hand, and an is quiet
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
RARITIEs.

Dnc-noFse Oedrses. Card-hmbed circus scrObats. Lawyers who can write legibly. Millionaire magazine poets. One-cyed chorus girls. Newlyweds who don't look the part.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
TOO MANY TWINS
Burden More than Kentuekian Could
 Bear, and Re Took Poinson

=s; sss. .s.gs:SsW!ss!.I.E. SMILE. Ky, Oct 2S.--i3e- cause his wife yesterday presented him with twins. the second set ir the past two years. Lee Hay, aged thir ty. committed suicide by swallowing carbolic acid.
 Hay had Been out of work for some time. and vas probably desDon dent because he was now compelled to face tbe task of feeding two addi tional mouths
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
WILL J. WHITE
FOR GOVERNOR

! hereby announce myself as can dioate for the nomination for Gov ernor of Arizona subject to the sp- provaT Of the voters at the Republi- can Primary, October 24th, 1ett.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
EY7YN.THE.SPUR t5S5FN. eMoWE<NT N2SC By ROY K. MOULrON.

THINGS WE HAVE NEVER SEEN
 L,.u.LI..- lon n \ AI.lla-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24

FOR suPERVlSoR-
 hereby announce myself as a can Gidste for member Of board of super Visors of cochise County Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensu- .ing primary election.
 JOSEPH T. GOODMAN ST. DAVID.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
GUS HICKEY
FOR COUNTY RscoRnER-
FOR STATE AUDITOR

hereby announce myself as a can dldate for state auditor of Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensuing primary election.
 J. C. CALLAGHAN
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
ountry Tow n
 5 Gytngs s
By Ed" Howe

Lots of good men don't understand grammer; | don't myself,
 A widower shouldn't say, too soon after the funeral She is better ol.
 Ever remark how timidly and hes itatingiy a bald man takes on his hat2
 We Americans have a lot of old traditions we accept long after we know better
 After man has used tobacco long time. quitting IS almost equal to deiirium tremens.
 How many foolish things there are to beg,ule us from the really import ant work of our lives!
 The manager of an Uncle Toms Cabin" show which is touring tAe kerosene circuit. has a Autograph snoMMS hllnSeh aAN EAoi ttiaAA A--+A coli as the tive greatest men of the age.
 They say certain man and woman were married last Sunday. The wo- man was at work as usua, down town this morning That looks as though the story isn't true; when woman gets married, you bet she quits work
 It is as much as mans life Is worth to marry a second time, fl he has daughters; but sons, particularly married sens, usually realize that II there is any punishment coming 10 the old man because Of the folly of a second marriage, the second wife will provide 1t.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24

Every circus day a farmer drives team Of young colts to town. The colts are sure to go crazy al sight Of an elephant, but the farmer win tie them in front of a store on the main street; he knows the town men will hold on to the colts. and allow him to
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-24
JOHN WILSON ROSS
FOR SUPERIOR JUDGE
FOR SHERIFF

FOR SHERIFF
 hereby announce myself as can didate for the office of sheriff, sub ieet to the action of the republicans at the primary election. [ pledge my self to endeaVor to till the office to the satisfaction of the whole people.
 WIFI WHITE