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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
SENSATION SPRUNG
be as free las Gods free air.
Sheehan himself would make
Continued from page ~

be as free las Gods free air.
Sheehan himself would make no
personal comment.
Governor Dix said nothing that
could be taken as altering his ex-
pressed determination not to inter.
fere, although he and Cram had q
long conference.
Cram added that he believed SEN
timents he expressed represented the
real views of the Democratic organ
ization more faithfully than did Muir
phys. So far as he knew Murphy
never tried to learn the sentiments
of the organization. He declared
that Dix must be drawn into some
expression of opinion; and that, as
the governor had once said he might
state his sentiment" as an individual
even if he declined to use his influ-
ence as an executive.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
$4,000 FIRE
At GRAN0, N. D.

Grano, N. D., Jan. 14.-Fire which
started from a defective flue COM
pletely destroyed the Grano Mercan-
tile company's building and stock
The loss on the stock and building
is between $4,000 and $4,000. In
surance is $4,000.
The owners of the Grano Mercan-
tile company are J. H. Scofield of
Minot and George A. Schofield of
Grange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
WOMAN WAS NOT
GUILTY OF Crime
10y Associated Press.)

Oshkosh, Wis, IAN. l4.-After being
out IS hours, the jury in the case of
Cora Edwards, charged with the muir
der of William T. Ebeling, Green
BAY merchant, September p, 1910, to-
day brought in a verdict of not guilty.
The defendant was accused of shooting
Ebeling in her fit after returning from
a 10y ride"
Ebeling's dying statement that he
had shot himself accidentally was a
strong factor in the woman's defense.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
What Aa. 2avad.

What Ho Saved.
MI. Hubb-I haven't saved 4 dollar
since I married you.
Mrs. Hubb-Oh. what fbi You've
saved nearly half you had in the bank
at that time.-Boston Transcript
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Public Sentiment

Public Sentiment.
DO You pay much attention % pub
He sentiment?"
mo: I always look the other way
when I see young couple holding
hands in the park "--rlttsburg Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Knew When Hs Was We'll on.

Knew When Ho Was We'll on.
Sanitarium Doctor-So Mrs. Pitts.
deld was here while l was away7
Nurse-Yes, sir. She wanted to take
her husband home. but he said he
preferred to stay here.
Doctor-1've suspected that case all
along; the man IL not crazy at ALL
Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
DEPARTMENT OF Justice
CONTINUED from page u

of the antitrust law. The Craig reso-
luton asks the committee particularly
to Investigate the failure OF the depart
ment to make investigation and prose-
cute any person for violating said law
in illegally conspiring to control the
price Of wheat by advancing or raising
same in the spring and summer Of
1909"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Bad Arnumants.

The best way Of answering a bad
argument is not to stop it, but let it
80 on its course until it overleaps the
boundaries Of common sense.-Sydney
Smith.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Big INCREASE IN
CONTINUED from page II

ures are from the bureau of statis-
tics of the department of commerce
and labor. The record was broken
during 1910 in the value of imports
from abroad and exports during the
year were larger than in any year
except 1907. The balance of trade
in favor of the United States in its
dealings with foreign nations in.
creased almost $50,0O0,O0O over the
1909 balance.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Her Little Joke.

H0f 1lttI0 J0kO.
Mrs. Pu1erly is tickled to death
with the way she fooled the customs
inspectors"
How did she do IT,
"She didn't buy thing Abroad
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Utterly Wretched
Nervous Prostitution Long Endured
Before Remedy Wa9 Found.

Miss Minerva Reminger, Upper Bern.
Pa, writes: For several years / had
nervous prostration. and was utterly
wretched. l lived on bread and beef
tea because my stomach would not re-
tain anything else. l took many rem
edies, but obtained no relief until l
took Hoods Sarsaparilla, when began
to gain at once. Am now cured"
Pure, rich blood makes good strong
nerves. and this IS why Hoods Sarsa-
parilla, which purifies and enriches the
blood. cures so many nervous diseases.
Get it today in usual LIQUID form or
chocolated tablets called SarsatabS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
A Pathetic BANQUET.

A Pathetic Banquet.
Jacob A. Riis was discussing In New
York his experience az a police re-
porter.
They were intense experiences. The
pathetic ones had, indeed, such an in
3ensity that they couldn't be used in
literature. They'd seem overdrawn.
For example, one cold and dreary
Thanksgiving evening as l passed a
famous restaurant saw a little urchiu
standing before the area. Through the
area gratings the kitchen, brilliantly
illuminated, could be seen. The cook,
IN his white dress, basted half dozen
great brown birds.
HI, Tmmyv the urchin cried, and
q second youngster turned toward him.
Hi, Jimmy, come an eat yer crust
in the smell from this here kitch.
On. It makes it taste Just like roast
turkey "~Detroit Free Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Her HandwritinQ.

Her Handwriting.
rs your wife economizing?"
NJ think 80. She now writes eight
words on page Of letter paper In.
stead Of only six."-Washington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15

New York, Jan. l4-Special.-James
A. Farrell, the newly chosen president
Of the United States Steel corporation,
is one of the mot interesting figures
in the business world today. Mr.. Far
rell, VIII ollas been identified chiefly
with the export business of the Steel
corporation, is we'll known to all the
men of the trade and stands for those
things which make his selection as
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
: OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
CONSIDERED ARMY BILL,

; Considered ARMY Bill. :
: Washington D. c., Jan. H. =
: Practically the entire time Of e
{ the house today wac devoted to q
: the army appropriation bill. q
: Small progress was made with &
: Ito provisions. There was no e
: session Of the senate. +
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
Chicago Diving Deep into
CONTINUED from page ~

their cases come up at the Chicago
avenue municipal court. See is mar
ried, but has been separated from his
wife for seven years. Mrs. See, her
self the founder and proprietor" of an
independent religion, lives at 1247 La
sale avenue The trial of See prom
ises to be long and sensational one.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15
HAckENscHMIoT GOT ONE FALL.

Milwaukee, Wis.,, Jan. 14.-George
Hackenschmidt succeeded in throw
ing Leo Pardello but once in a han
dicap wrestling match here tonight
Hackenschmidt was supposed to
throw the Chicago grappler twice in
half an hour but only secured one
fall and that after 81 minutes of
wrestling.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15

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Our pride is in pro-
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-01-15

president very gratifying to them. 1t
is understood that he is in favor of
peace, and under his management of
the Steel corporation, ii is thought that
no rate war will be waged. His rise
to the $l00, 600 a year position is one
of the most remarkable successes in
this country, as he was laborer at
$3.50 week when he was only sixteen
years DID,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

Did that little article about Tessie
Torchlight and the sneak thief drift
under your eagle eye this morning?'
asked the stage doorkeeper of the
stage struck youth 1T was q great
yarn, and I'll bet the guy that wrote
1t wasn't doing night police for the
paper that printed it, either. I would
guess first that he was a young man
who graduated from the newspaper
profession several years ago. And
secondly I'd guess that he was paid
more than space rates by the house
manager And thirdly I'd guess that
he's our own busy little press agent
And all three of the guesses would
be right.
Takes Nerve
The doings is vouched for, though,
by a half hundred eyewtnesses, and
it must have been a stirring scene
Here is Tessie out on a shopping ex-
petition. all dressed up like a fire
horse. She has one of those very re-
cent gowns that they make first and
pour you in later. She's carrying her
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Mr.. PEEVED PROTESTS

well" remarked Mrs. Peeved coldly.
you haven't explained to me yet how
II was that you climbed in the dining
making noise enough for herd OF
cows"
ct know haven't" replied Mr..
Peeved, with an assumption of dignity,
but I can easily do so. There's no
rush about 1t that can see"
We'll, II seems a pretty important
matter to me-" retorted his wife. I
don't see how you could do such q
thing unless you were-unless You
we're
AS a Judge
Lit up, chr finished Mr.. Peeved.
We'll, I wasn't, no matter what you
can see or what you can't see You peo-
pie that jump at conclusions are liable
to get bumped, Mrs. Peeved I never
had a clearer head or more perfect
control Of my faculties IN my life than
I did last night. and just because I'M
portant business keeps the lodge meet
ing in session longer than usual, and
bv a peculiar coincidence I happen TO
lose nv key, don't see why / should
have to put up with song and dance
about 1t"
How did you lose your keyf
"why-er, by trying to do somebody
else a good turn, the way things al
ways happen to me. You see, petty,
a little way up the street there was
an old fellow trying to get In his
house. He'd been drinking, I'm AFRAID,
and, though 1 never get-get that way
myself, I always pity the poor fellows
that do.
TT seems he'd lost his key, and in
trying to open his door for him with
mine, the key slipped from my fingers,
and IN some unaccountable way dis
appeared as though the earth had swal-
lowed It up. Strange, wasn't 1t,
pet.y?"
Very" agreed Mrs Peeved.
so, of course, rather than rout
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
SIZE HOLDS IT UP TO THE
Woman Who Serves Vinegar Punch
Loretta's Looking Glass
Drawn for The Washington Times.

significant one to the women who
have done SO little to Justify the
length of life with which the birth
record credits them. You said that
the boys" who were escorting her
around were old enough to be her
sons. You fairly jumped UP and down
in a malignant linguistic effort to hit
her in a weak spot or scratch her In
an open wound. You shot every known
irritant, every villainous ingredient
into your punch and mixed it with
the rage-strong hand of an Infatuated
woman.
. Why2 Can you tell? Can you de-
fine what makes you eager to wound
and scourge and anger another woman?
1t must be jealousy. She has qualities
which you know you lack. Or 1t Is
envy. You overestimate her kind of
success, and want 1t. She could tell
you that her small fame has been
earned so hard that 1t has lost its
glamour. She could tell you. too, that
she would rather be in your place, q
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

| weeks pay in a mesh bag with a long
gold chain running up over her
shoulder.
Then she has six or seven pounds of
other impedimenta in the shape of
vanity boxes. cigarette cases, manicure
tools, button hooks, shoe horns and
hairptn trays hangin' from her wrist.
1t Was Worth Seem
''And just as she's stepptn' out of a
crowded department store at 4
o'clock, the Quietest hour of the day
when not more than a million people
are on the sidewalk. where they can
see the whole proceedings, a young
guy brushes into her and makes his
getaway with the purse and the whole
tin foundry. OF course Tessie lets out
yell, and in less than a minute tho
crowd knows that Tessie Torchlight,
who's doing two a day on the big
time, has been touched for her roll
She does a marathon after the thief,
but bein' clad in one of them scant
skirts she can't make much Roadway,
but they do say 1t was worth seein'.
1t must have taken a lot of nerve
for little lone woman like her to start
after that thief. Nobody would think
to look at her that she'd do it, but she
did, and the folks that saw her will
all be in the theater to see her again
tonight, all Of which makes business
good for u.s."
And what do you want?' asked the
doorkeeper as he turned to shabby
looking youth who waited at his elbow.
please, sir" responded the youth,
I'm the guy Miss Torchlight hired to
snatch her pocketbook, and will you
please tell her that I've come for my
pay"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

telephone is right by Juliet's desk, so
when anybody talks on 1t she can't halp
| overhearing everything that Is said, I
got my brother-in-law to call me IN
yesterday afternoon, and then I poured
q line Of talk into the transmitter that
ran something like this:
mo, awful sorry, Geraldine, but I
can't accept your invitation tonight I
just love box parties, too, but I prom
Used Gladys I'd take her to that swell
dance tonight. How's Kate and Dot
and Oracle? Give 'em my love, won't
your
Figuring, Of course, that IL could get
Juliet little Jealous, it might work
wonders But
Geraldine has an awful mannisn
voice." Juliet says out loud to hsrssn.
sort Of.
The confounded operator had givec
me one Of those perfect connections
where everybody In the place can hear
the voice on the other end Of the wire.
And brother-in-law has a voice Ike
fog horn. Woe Is muhI
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

you out Of bed. went around the
side and climbed in the dining room
window. Some half-witted person
had piled a lot of chairs together
right by the window, and Of course
I fell into them in the dark"
Did you only fall into them once7-
inquired his wife. "It sounded
Never mind how It soundedr ak
ploded Mr.. Peeved. "Confound II,
petty"
"'Scuse me-" interrupted Della, at
the door. DE night p'liceman jes'
stop an gimme dis yeah key. De man
mus be crazy, ssyin' Mr.. Peeve'
stuck II IN de keyhoIe las night, an
den run 'roun' to de side window and
climb trough. He say he took It out
de keyhole TO safe keepin', but All
don't b'lteve him, because VIVA 70
Mr.. Peeve' wana do a trick lax dat?
But heah's de key, Mr.. Peeve'."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

gazing with thoughtful but blue eyes
on the dimpling waters. So was he,
It is not unusual in nineteen love stor-
ies. He was so near her that he could
feel her breath on his cheek and part
Of his nose. She was so near him that
she could, too.
What are the wild waves saying?
she murmured, still leaning on the
rail
Il think I know" he whispered. still
leaning on the rail.
WHAT" she breathed into his she'll
like ear.
They are saying, It's time fol-
grub"
They had been married two years.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Satisfying Meat
For Hungry Minds
SPOILED THE PIECE

Clifford was rather a forward child
for years, but it was deemed safe to
give him place on the program Of a
Sunday school entertainment in the
hope that his first appearance before
the public might awe him into seemly
behavior. He delivered his little piece
we'll that those who knew him best
we're already breathing freer; but, alas,
for earthly hopes! Clifford had come
to the end Of his lines, and instead Of
the conventional way Of exit, he was
swinging his arms preparatory to a leap
from the three-foot platform, and with
the words, Il bet you en- jump of
O. here" he forthwith proceeded to do
so.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Ought to Have Children

You wrote her a letter. She need
not feel smart. She had not done so
much. Then you inserted the char
acterIstically catty backslap that
women like you always administer.
You said she was old enough to have
grown children. Illuminatingly. you
suggested that she would be far bet
ter employed If she married and set
tied down to mind her own business
like other women. 1t was the height
of Stiffness, you informed her, for her
to go to dances as If she did not
know she had crows feet and was
getting fat Then you returned to the
age questlon-which seems such a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
You Despisable Coward!
PROBABLY

Sweet Young Thing-Do you know,
these incubating arrangements are
humble life tragedies to me in their
mechanical substitution to the little
chicks for a real mother. They strike
me as melancholy.
Practical Farmer-Perhaps they are.
They're breeders themselves, you know.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY

In burst of the close and cryptic
confidence that is begotten of much
alcohol, certain young peer on Tues
day night confessed Ito the present
writer) that he loved no less than
SIS female persons in musical COM
edy, who, among them, could speak
five Hnes.-The Pink I'm,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

striving position the of those wealthy
than the death of the wife and mother
The Wi-o '-theWsp Of Ambition
We think felt lure of speed born it Is Of
modern conditions of the opening of ung paths
swift fame fortune social and have most of been
little while, the hrongs along
those paths of fate tempted first by the will of ambition
and later by the exuaon that from the swift forward
cheeks rushing
and unheard.
and after days and months of happiness and better than the
swift that often lost gained bringing
financial and sometimes the shadow of prison cell
into the home?
go through life leureIy enough
beauties the little wonders of flowers and gentle and
small happinesses that lie in day1
After ALL the whole of life is made Of little things small hap
penngs hopes and these
aside this mad rush after things that really while
lose the JOY of life and set feet into the paths of tragedy
and heartbreak.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Up-to-date

Mr.. Cleaver, how do you account for
the fact that I found a piece of rub
Der tire in one of the sausages 1 bought
here last week2'
MY dear madam, that only goes to
show that the motor car is replacing
the horse everywhere"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

THERE are several styles in which
you may convey your acid con-
coctions. But no one of them Is
quite so we'll suited to the revolving
draught as the unsigned letter.
A woman who had been a girl in a
certain town went back to visit. She
had worked with brain and hand and
aching heart and had achieved some
distinction and a good living.
Why such inoffensive accomplish
ment should inspire you with a desire
to serve her with your vinegar punch
is unfathomable. But you prepared
the dose.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Before LING

Miss inningham-Mamma, do you
think papa knows Harold Is going to
call for me in his aeropIane7
Mamma-Oh, 1 think so, dear. He's
been hanging around the skylight with
a club all afternoon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
NO END TOCOURSE

1T looks very much,' De Trow re-
marked, "as If the lecture habit was
becoming popular once more"
ut has never lost its popularity at
our home" Henry Peck said, gloomily.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Our Grocery Clerk
Says, Still In Bad

Yep, I'm IN bad with the boo'ful but
cold cashier, and the harder I try to
make hit the swifter I get 1t where
the chicken got the tonahawk.
I scraped up a brilliant idea yester-
day, or thought I did. You know the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
business ONLY

Mrs. Mould-John, dear, do you re-
member old Mr.. Miserkin?
Mr.. Mould (the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. II
Plain oak and brass fittings!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
An Ocean Tragedy;
Or, the Wild Waves

The Bouncing Betsy, as trim little
yacht as ever Glove the blue waters
Of the Mediterranean without leaving
so much as a trace of the aroma of
the cloves. Glove.
She was leaning idly on the rail,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Try These Around
The Family Table
NOTHING ALARMING

John, the janitor's son whipped
Jimmie. today"
pose Jimmie had whipped the janitor's
son.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29

mother, a homekeeper. But not you.
No, no. not what you are IN your black
heart and senseless head.
You have no place in the public eye.
And not having brains enough to real
lie that you have a place which should
be infinitely better, you choose to re-
gard her as a mote in that eye. You
constitute yourself the surgeon for her
removal. You want to make the oper-
alton just as painful as possible, too.
You taunt her with her homelessness.
her childlessness.
You Despisable Coward
Not, you despisable coward. because
you value those blessings, but just to
brag about what you have, that you
may mako her possessions seem little.
You narrow-minded female pigmy,
you cannot even guess how deeply you
wound. You have not the comprehen-
sion to understand your own success at
hurting her.
You contemplate backbiter! The
original snake was condemned to
singing the heel of woman. But you
have improved on ancient privilege.
With devilish ambition, you have
mounted higher. If your dearest pur-
pose could be achieved, you would bite
into the very heart of the woman who
moves you to envy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
Similarity

Returned Traveler-Over In Europe
they serve wine like water.
Meekly-That's the way they serve
coffee and tea at our boarding house
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
THE LURE OF S p E E D
Its FascLnatons
AndHsPenalies
BY PEGGY VAN BRAAM

EN- homes in two cities, and. perhaps, many others
scattered about the countryside today over
Swallowed by tragedy and grief, for from each
the lure of speed-that specter of modern hfe-has
claimed one, sometimes two victims.
One home has been robbed of and daugh-
ter, killed while Coy riding; another is burdened
by the double of the loss of mother,
and the loss of the husbands belief in her-also
father has shot himself after business failure due
to the mad rush for gold, which is still another
outcome of the lure of speed, and in still another
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-05-29
American Ruins

But you have no interesting ruins In
your country" declared the baron.
Whats the matter with our race
track grandstands?S