Gilpin observer., 1911-04-13
OBSERVATIONS

Vy CODD, the famous batter, has
gone into the newspaper business.
He will probably use the big stick on
delinquent subscribers.
The description of missing girl
that is being looked for is that she is
demure and beautiful. Almost every
girl wonders why she has not been
mistaken for the lost one. -
4 There are none SO blind as those
who won't see good in others.
| Your sins will find you out the mo-
ment you get into politics.
A fanatic says the world is gong
to the devil Well. the going ought to
be good this time of the year. The
road has Just been repaved with good
intentions.
Late authorities on algebraic prob
lens tell us that men should marry
the hustling type of girls. Girls are
willing to hustle for man that
wants that kind of girl.
The many who thinks the country
is being run just as good as he could
run it himself can be safely classed
as conservative.
A Georgian one hundred years of
age says he expects to live to see
Parker president.The heartiest birth
day greetings we can think Of extend
ing him is to say that we hope his
expectations will be fulfilled.
<,rlt x,,tk
, as the standard.
!, 1t is safe for the Mexican govern
ment to send out daily bulletin that
, the insurrection is over-because
one has got to be killed off that Of
, ten to keep the country from being
overrun with than.
Those who live the most are not
the ones who live the fastest.
: II Christian Science succeeds in
making us believe there is no such
: a thing as pain, it will rob a lot Of
people of the pleasure they take In
| being miserable.
/ 1t is no wonder a man loses his
t power of speech when talking to a
girl who is too sweet for words"
II Congress does not wish to cut
: down the size of it's membership by
reapportionment. AS way out of the
difficulty, why not double the mem
bership-and then only call a session
OF congress every other 25th year.
A French painter has destroyed all
his pictures because people did not
t1 ch0u, DfhnCta
a them. This is the self-sacrificing
/. spirit we would like to see inculcated
in the spring poet.
!, The New York Journal seems to
have become unusually quiet since
it opened up the war on unnecessary
noises.
Count Zeppelin's bubbles keep right
on bursting.
4 scientist claims that the problem
of the next generation will be to
n keep from freezing. If it lives like a
large part Of the present generation
that problem won't be a matter OF
such serious concarn.
! The money wasted running the gov
l. ernment printing office would furnish
l. a princely salary for the president.
besides covering in every detail all
expenses that could possibly be In
Cured in travelling around getting ac-
quainted with his constituents.
Corset coats are becoming popular.
y II women insist on wearing the pants
e why shouldn't men wear the corset3? ?
! We hav ent had a real healthy able
1 bodied war scare for a month. What
is the country coming to, anyway?
A new rifle has been invented that
will shoot 400 times a minute. It was
3 made for use in South America and
/. will go of about once for every reyo-
luton.
A Chicago pastor recently discussed
: THE Boy in Sunday School," Don't
= worry about that kind of boy. Take
, up the other kind.
Patient old Job would have made
! an ideal ultimate consumer.
The college professor who wrote
E the screed against nude statuary.
probably thought he. was confining
himself to bare facts.
There are 261 lawyers In congress
and a lot Of others who think they
know what the people .ought to want
Canada apparently wants the best
, Of the reciprocity business-and 80
does the U. $50 they reciprocate
that far away.
An interesting aeronautical note
that is especially interesting to a GER
tain classsof Europeans is that a mum
ber OF New York girls have recently
come into their heirships.
The progressives are becoming un-