New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Amonc the passengers on board the Kai-
serin Auguste Victoria. sailing to-day il
Julius Saul. one Of New Yorks most ener-
getic globe trotters. Mr.. Saul is in his
seventy-sixth year and celebrated his last
birthday in the vicinity of the Strait OF
Magellan while on tour Of South Amer
lea and on that occasion entertained the
ships company with his experiences De
vond the Arctic Circle. He is on his way
to witness the coronation festivities after
short rest at a German watering place.
on his return 10 this country he will make,
by way OF diversion. a trip around the
world Mr. Saul is always accompanied by
his daughter Miss Elka, who shares with
him and the man in the old song the desire
strange sights and countries for 10 see
Peck tell you it takes q lot of courage
10 propose.
Heck-Yes. so much that many Of you
husbands never have any afterward. -Bos-
ton Transcript.
THE TORRIDIFIER.
IA Western college professor saws the heat
wave is caused by the tail OF Halleys comet,
which has broken loose and is lowering IN this
section Of the heavens.-News Item
When from your fevered brow there pours
An evidence OF Shilllll'I neat
When torrid zephyrs stay your shores
And you can neither drink nor eat.
Take comfort in this charming sally.
It's due to comet yclept HALEY.
The simple man may wonder why
The winter was unkindlv cold,
II near us-in our local sky
Trailed comets tail. from body rolled,
Frigidity denies reliance
T'pon the utterance Of science
As well say houseiies bring the rays
OF summer sun. or skcetera' sting.
We realize the sultry days
Must come Ergo: Why should We fling
Although we land some distance from IT.
The spear Of scorn at HHley's comet?
A. ". L.
Jimmie-Billy's awful stuck up. isn't he2
Chimmie-Well haint he got right to
be- He caught de first cramp OF de swim
ming season dis year. went barefoot and
had his big toe cut on a piece OF glass a
couple OF weeks before any OF de rest Of MS,
got stung by de first bee and was de first
kid 10 get pinchsd by cops for playing ball
in dc streets Puck.
The American Bible Society. possibly by
way OF celebrating the tercentenarv Of the
King James version. has issued a circular
10 members telling Of an important achieve
ment. The Old Testament IN Corean has
Just been completed" SAYS the announce
ment. thus making the whole Bible avail
able for the people 81 Corea for the hrst
time in their history"
The Ladv-Poor tramp Have YOU any
thing in your life to be proud Of
The Hobo-Yessum I never beat nobody
out OF no laundry bill Toledo Blade.
The forthcoming disarmament ~ the
Shaker colony at Union Village. ohio
and the sale Of its valuable holdings
through the ministry OF the Mount Leba-
non Community, which s the head Of the
sect in this country. were foreshadowed In
September 1910 when the report was cir
culated that not only II but the Kentucky
society had agreed 10 disband At that
time prominent member OF the Mount
Lebanon Society Of Shakers. who for many
years had been IN business In New York
but who yearned for the simplicity OF life
in which he had been reared, wrote IN an
swer TO the query. rs Shakerism dying
out?'. "Shakerism as N Is known Is un-
douhtedly dying out but believe that true
Shakerism viii live-the realization In ev-
eryday life OF that great law OF love eA-