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Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

A young actor has married a widow worth s15,000,000. It was about time that the male sex of stageland was recognized.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

A song writer has been ordered to pay $2 a week toward the support of his child. Now we may expect an indefinite number of new rag" spasms.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
Why do you thank me?"
Not Much of a Game.

'T can't for the life of me under stand why anybody should wish to play chess"
 It's great game-perahps the greatest intellectual game there is.'
 Yes, but 1t affords no opportunity whatever for breaking speed records"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Statistics show that in nearly all cases the college girl, when she mar ries, stays married. Probably she starts out by giving her husband a vivid description of the hazing stunts she has participated in.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

MT. Catf1sh-Have they found out the cause of Willie Trout's mysterious disappearance?
 MT. Sunfish-Yes, using the baseball term, he was caught on a fly.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

A baby has been killed by a hot bag. This comes from departing from the established and recognized cold bottleA
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

The man who killed himself after six hours of married life apparently was satisfied that a little often goes a great way
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

A Seattle clergyman preached from coffin in the streets and was pail beared" home. Seattle must be a hard town to wake up.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

China's infant emperor writes mar velous compositions for one who has just begun his schooling.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

The effort to render hazing safe and sane continues at various edu- catonal institutions.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
Stranue Coincidence,

Funny thing about that collision with the joy riders"
 What was that?"
 "They bumped into the electric trouble wagon"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

What has become of the oId-fash- toned politician who used to imagine he was destiny's only son?-Toledo Blade.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamms
 ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

The Kings county. New York, jai is characterized as a disgrace" Most jaifs are open to the same criticism
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

If goats milk is a cure for inebriety as is asserted, one would never guess 1t by studying book beer signs.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

A New York young man has enter ed Harvard with six trunks, 20 suits and 10 pairs of shoes. Nobody, how ever, tas gone to the trouble of pre-. dieting brilliant future for him.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Hoopskirts are announced as due to return But fashion, like politics has its rumors that never come true.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Japan's population is increasing at the rate of 500.000 a year. and the surplus must go somewhere.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

The Chinese revolution seems to have got beyond the control of the police.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Whenever the devil has a minute to spare he sets another trap for the boy.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Football is not all wasted effort. Lots of the pale-browed ordinary stu. dents get excellent exercise in giving the college yell
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Violinist Kubelik has fled from Chi cago because it was too noisy here for him. Need 1t be said that he has gone to St Louis?
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

No Chinese revolutionist wears al any rate a pompadour.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

It's our notion that everybody will have to have his liver regulated and in good working order before the mil. lennium can come.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

No true lover of nature ever goes around declaring, in sepulchral tones, that life is a vale of tears
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross Bag Blue Makes beautiful white clothes At all good grocers.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

We show how much of the Bible we believe by the way we trust God.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

What has become of the old-fash' toned open-face appIebutter pief
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

When an optimist loses his job he Is apt to become a backslider.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28

The autumnal colors are much finer than those of the gaudy billboards
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
One Alternative.

"Why do you wish to go on the stage?" inquired the manager.
 T want to get millionaire hus- band"
 Well, the stage Is overcrowded tust now Be trained nurse"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
Appreciation.

'lf 1 were to die l suppose you would marry young womanT
 Thanks"
 "Why do you thank me?"
 For complimenting me by suppos- ing that l could get young woman to have me after the wear and tear I've had to suffer"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
CHRISTMAS POST CARDS FREE

Send2c stamp for five samples of my very choc- est Gold Embossed Christmas and New Tear Post Cards; beautiful colors and lovelest designs
 Art Post Card Club, 731 Jackson St., Topeka Kansas
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
Hobbled.

"Dost suffer in that irksome dress7 I asked the hobbled maid. She was a patient girl, l guess;
 "I cannot kick" she said.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-28
A Hard Job.

1t Is easy to hustle
 From morn till night, But it's hard to do nothing And do it right.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
SPORT NOTES
tFROM THE COAST

Jack Johnson, "L'il Arthur" is still
serving his twenty-five days in Jail in
San Francisco for speeding. His at
torneys have not yet succeeded in get
ting him free, even temporarily.
Plans are maturing at Princeton to
build stadium which will seat 10000
spectators. No definite details have
been given out as yet.
The International six-day bicycle
race recently held in Berlin was won
by German Dutch team, which mads
2l1S miles. The American team was
second, and only one-third of a mile
behind.
Abe Attell, who fought frankie
Burns of Jersey City to a standstilI,
will be out Of the game for some time
as result of bad accident to his
lame left arm. For the last few rounds
Of the fight Abes arm hung at his side
most of the time. The injuries he re-
oeived in the fight may include a frac-
ture of the collar bone.
Oxford University defeated Cam
bridge in the sixty-eighth intervarsity
boat race. The four and a quarter
miles was rowed in IS minutes and 70
seconds. Weight, strength and exper-
fence were all factors in the race, and
Oxford had been the favorite all
through the training season and fulfil
led every expectation of her followers.
An interesting feature OF the meet
were the aeroplanes, which followed
the boats along the course, and
gave exhibitions of fancy flying.
Packey Mcfarland went fen rounds
at Canton, Ohio, with Paul Kohler.
Of Cleveland. No decision was given,
but Packey was far and away the
better man of the two.
Salt Lake City is to have forty
) days of horse racing this season.
w. X Vanderbilt's Bruno finish
ed second in the Prlx de Fohtaine-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
THE SPORTING CALENDAR.

April 13-Tennis: Second round E. o
Hall competition, Beretanis
Hawaii Yacht Club.
14-Tennis: Semi-fnaIs in E.
o. Hall competition, Bere,
tania Courts.
April 14-8asket-bail: Y. M. c. A. VS.
KaIihi, at KaIihi, 1880 p. m.
15-Track Meet, Mckinley High
School, St. Louis and Kane
hameha.
15-Rusby football practice al
Moiliili, $3.50 p. m.
1e-BasebaII: Asabis VS.. ALIAS
at Athletic Park.
16-BasebaII, Waipahu VS.. Eva
at Waipahu.
16-BasebaIl, Waianae VS.. Eiea
at Waianae.
1e-BasebaII, Kamehameha VS.
ST. Louis.
.2o-5asket-baII; Y. M. C. A. VS.
Kalihi at Y. M. C. A., 7:3t
p. m
Courts.
22-2s-Yachtins: Opening cruise
2S-RasebaII, Oahu league games
start.
23-BasebaIl, Aiea VS.. Eva, al
Aiea.
23-BasebaIl, Waianae VS.. Walpa
hu, at Waianae.
a." 2s-eoIf; Medal play at coun'
try Clubs links.
24-BasebaII, kamehameha VS.
High School.
2s-6asket-balI: Y. M. C. A. VS.
Kalihi, at Kalihl, 1880 p. m.
" 2s-5asebaII, ST. Louis VS.. High
School.
f" 3o-5asebaIl, Waipahu VS.. Aiea
at Waipahu.
3o-BasebaII, Eva VS.. Waiaae, al
Eva.
May e-5asebalI, st. Louis VS.. High
School.
s-5asebaII, Kamehameha VS.. ST
Louis.
13-eoIf: Presidents Cup al
Country Clubs links.
14-eoIf: Presidents Cup al
Country Clubs links.
15-5asebalI, High School VS.. St
Louis.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
KEEN TENNIS IN THE
HALL CUP TOURNAMENT.

Six matches in the first round Of
the e. o. Hall Tennis Competition
were played yesterday afternoon, and
in most of the games good tennis was
shown by players, hough there were
at least two matches won with COM
parative ease. The other contests
in the first round were commenced
but owing to the late start in each
instance, they were uncompleted and
will be continued today These were
the games between r. Sinclair and T.
y. Collins land between iAtheTton
Richards and A. l.. Gordon. In the
first Of these Sinclair won the first
set with six games to three, but the
second was a grim struggle from
beginning to end and when the games
were called eight all, play was sus-
pended until this afternoon. In the
Richards-Gordon encounter the form
ell won the first set by six games to
three but when the score stood five
each in the second set play was call
ed for the evening.
The matches between Novel; and
Bockus, and Wall and Glib went the
full three sets but the other four
completed matches were won by two
straight sets.
AL. Castle was in fine form against
young O'Dowd, of Eva, and started
out to win from the very jump, TAX
ing five games to the youngsters one,
then O'Dowd got another and the first
set ended CO. In the second set
Castle eased down but won by ca.
O'Dowd is a very promising youngster
and 1t is something of pity that he
should have been drawn against Cas-
tie in the first round. Castle is play
ing in such form at present that,
although he is on the back mark, he
will probably win out.
S. A. Baldwin played rafting
good game against G. Warren, win
ming 6-S, 6-S, for Warren was also
in good form, though he found the
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

from California, but there is more or
less faint Of professionalism in the
California teams which is absolutely
missing la respect TO the Harvard
nine.
Harvard" says Castle, is prob.
ably the cleanest of any college in
matters of sport, and the opportu.
nifty of seeing representative East.
ern team in Honolulu is one which
should not be allowed to pass by
Many Harvard Men Here.
There are forty-1ve members of
the Harvard CiuD I'm Honolulu, and
each of these men are anxious to see
a Harvard team here, and their sup
port can be counted on in advance.
Then there are the boys of the col
leges of oahu, Hawaii, St Louis, Nc
Kinley High School, etc, who would
certainly benefit by the visit of such
a team as this, for they would have
an opportunity of meeting and sizing
UP REPRESENTATIVES, VI INC men ClbN
will meet in the university when they
go to the mainland to finish off.
The visitors would, in all probable
ity, be put up against a combined
team selected from the ranks of the
Punahous and st. Louis, of the old
league, and no doubt a nine could
be selected which would give the
visitors something of a fight.
Castle is naturally enthusiastic re-
garding the proposed visit, and it is
probable that if all that stands IN
the way is the raising of a guaraD-
tee, that this money will be forth
coming without delay. The receipts
from a series of three or five games
would, in all probability, meet all the
expenses incurred.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
Standing Of the Clubs.

/ Yesterdays mail brought results
from the goth ult to April 4th. Dur
ing that period San Francisco played
six games with Vernon, winning four,
the results being &c, 81, 11-2, O-4, 10
and 65, the Seals score being the
first mentioned in each case. There
were six Portland-Los Angles games,
each team winning three games, the
scores being 10, 81, 1-5, OIL, 5-4, and
$40, Portland's tallies being the first
in each instance. There We're five
Oakland Sacramento games, the Oaks
winning four. The scores were 80,
9-S, IA, 1-6, and 20, Oakland's totals
being given first.
In the first game of the Seals-Ver-
non series, Weaver of the Seals, made
a home run in the first inning, but in
both the fifth and ninth the Vernon
ties added three runs.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

Tho close OF the frat weeks series
In the Pacific Coast league leaves
Oakland at The top of the heap with
i've games won and only one defeat
registered against a. San Francisco
Ia right after the transbay OUTFIT with
five wins and two defeats. The show.
ing Of the 80 called weak Los Angeles
aggregation against the highly touted
Portland crowd has furnished quite
a sensation, the Angels easily outplay.
ing the Beavers In the series just
closed. Sacramento looks like the
weak sister right now, but II is hard
to tell what the future may bring
forth.
Owing to rain there was only one
game played an the 4th, Portland
winning 2-l from Vernon, which places
the teamsas under:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

net a number of times. Theodore
to the tune of 6-3, Cd, p. r. Bart
lett easily defeated j. w. Bains, GO,
CO. but the other two matches were
splendid encounters.
NOVEL; and Bockus fought out a
keen third set when each had a
set to his credit, but finally, at the
end of the enighteenth game, Novel;
was the necessary two games ahead
TO take the match. After taking the
first set against w. A. Wall, Edwin
Glib lost the next two, GO, GO,
and lost out.
1t had been decided to play all the
remaining games on the Beretania
Clubs courts, but owing to the two
Unfinished matches of yesterday there
will be one match played on the
Pacific courts today. The others will
be played on the Beretania courts.
Yesterdays results were:
Al. Castle, owes Is, beat ]. ODowd,
Scr, 60, "a.
S. A. Baldwin, receive half-fifteen,
beat G. Warren, scr, 6-S, 6-9.
K. B. Barnes, receive Is, beat
Theo Richards, scr, 6-3, Cd.
w. A. Wall receive Is, beat Edwin
Glib, scr. 4-6, 6-3, CO.
P, R. Bartlett, scr. beat j. w. Bains
receive 10, CO, Go.
a. M. Novel;, owes Is, beat C. G.
Bockus, scr. 2-6, 6-3, 1O-S.
Unfinished Matches.
Atherton Richards, owes IS VS.. A.
l. Gordon, receive half-ffteen, 6-3,
5-5.
R. Sinclair scr, VS.. T. D. Collins,
scr, 6-3, SIS.
Today's Fixtures.
Pacific Courts.
Richard VS.. Goddon at 2 80. ?
Beretania Courts.
Barnes VS.. Wall four O'Clock.
NOVEL; VS.. Bartlett, four o'clock.
Castle VS.. Baldwin, five o'clock.
Collins VS.. Cinclair 4:3O p. m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
SPOR T S
Harvard Team May
Go To Japan And
Wants To Play Here

T The Harvard University bah team
D. contemplating a trip to Japan this
summer and there is every possibil.
i.y 60 the trip is mace. that the team
will lay over In honolulu FOR n week
on more TO play a series of games
here Such was the important state
ment made by Al Castle this morning
to the sporting editor of The Star
al Castle Is one Of Harvard's base
ball stars himself, having played on
the varsity nine for three seasons
and having acted as coach for two
Since leaving the University he has
kept I'm touch with the progress Of
life there and IL was TO Castle the
manager of the baseball nine wrote
to secure information regarding the
proposed lay-over.
/ Conditions to Be Met.
The only point which has to be
considered in this connection are that
the opponents OF the Harvard team
should be amateurs, as the varsity
team prefers to play amateurs rather
than professionals, and that guar
antee of expenses must be given be-
fore the team can decide to lay over
here. This matter is only a trifing
one, for it is not considered that
anything above $1,000 would be nee
essary to pay these expenses, and
probably $1,000 would cover every
thing. However, even if it were
higher than this amount, there are
sufficient baseball fans in Honolulu
who would gladly contribute to a
fund for the purpose of raising such
a guarantee. It is some years since
a varsity team played in Honolulu,
the last being the Santa Clara team
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
Pacific States Tennis Meet.

Eighty leading tennis players are
expected to enter the Pacific States
lawn tennis association meet to pc
held at Santa Cruz from June 10 to
25, among them being May Sutton,
Florence Sutton, Miss Hotchkiss,
Maurice Mclaughlin, Thomas Bundy,
and M. H. Long. The tournaments
heretofore have been held at Del Mon
te, but it is understood that the
change to Santa Cruz will be perman-
ent.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

races and the annual regatta, were de-
cided upon, and it is probable that
other events may be arranged during
the season. The meeting was held
in the offices of Magoon and Weaver,
Commodore George Crozier in the
chair, and everything passed off as
smoothly and satisfactorily as could
have been desired.
On Saturday week, as will be seen
from the appended schedule, the sea.
son will officially open, and it will
extend until September 10th, when the
annual regatta will be held. One of
the best fixtures is that for May 27
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13
BIC PLANS Of
THE YACHTMEN

AS already intimated the 1911 Homo.
lulu Yachting season promises to be
a particularly good one, and at last
nights meeting of the Hawaii Yacht
Club the schedule for the season,
giving support to general anticipa-
tons, was arranged. Twelve fixtures,
which include five cruises, twelve
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

and POI. when me Yachts WIN cruise
to Pearl iiarhof ana tho Yachlsmon
viii hold % dance there. 10 which their
fair friends viii bo invited The Maui
Challenge cup race also promises 10
ho one of the best events of the sea.
son, aa we'll as the round-thoisland
race The schedule Ia as follows
April a2.23 Opening cruise TO
Pearl Harbor Chowder ut night
Races Sunday Jaeger cup for Wrens
Pearls race for pump trophy First
class for clock
May 1914 Cruise to Walanae.
May 2t.--Hawaiian challenge cup
for First class Macfarlane cup for
Second class
May gigs. Saturday cruise to Pearl
Harbor. dance at night special train
running from town. Sunday, Cooper
cup. Second class. spalding cup for
Wrens
June Quinn cup, First class.
June Waialua cruise.
June 24.-lloward cup Wrens.
July 2-3-4.-Maui challenge cup,
First class.
July l5-l6-Govenor's cup, round
the island race.
July 22-23-Robertso cup, Wrens.
Chowder.
August 12.-Chowder.
September 16.-Regatta day.
The Maui Cup.
There was some discussion as to
the conditions sought to be imposed
10y the donors of the Maui Cup, and
this matter will be dealt with by let
ter with the donors. The members
Of the club are of opinion that usual
conditions should prevail and that
the course should be modified. The
conditions attaching to the cup, as at
present defined, are:
Time of race.-Race to be timed as
to start so as to allow the competing
yachts to anchor at Kahului Harbor
during the day before July a in each
year.
Entries.-All yachts owned by
members of the Hawaii Yacht Club
are eligible for entry Each boat must
be sailed by it's owner, or by men,
Der of the club nominated by said
owner ten days previous to start of
race in each year.
Rules-The sailing rules of the Ha-
wall Yacht Club to prevail.
Start-The start shall be from an
Choir in Honolulu Harbor. Boats may
have their lower sails set before
hosting anchor if desired. The posi-
ton of boats at anchor to be fixed by
the club.
Course.-From Honolulu Harbor to
southwark of Molokai and up Pailolo
Channel to Kahului Harbor.
Finish.-At a safe anchor (always
afioat) within line drawn from end
of breakwater to starboard entrance
buoy in Kahului Harbor.
Time of run-Time to be taken
from hosting of anchor at start to
dropping of anchor at finish.
The Hawaii Yacht Club seems to
be in for boom. With George
Crozier as commodore and j. H.. Ma
COON as secretary the club has the
services of two hustlers who are
keen on having a record season. In
this they are both supported by the
seasons committee and the bulk of
the members.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

bluau e three ynarold etont ai oirv
on fWlongs, FOR n stake NJ $4,000
The University of California "a.
faatcd Stanford IN the second base.
ball game oi the season a., thereby
winning the seasons championship
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-04-13

NOTWITHSTANDING OF sporting or
ganizations and promoters Of sporting
events are requested to notify the
Sporting Editor of "THE STAR" Of
any events set down for decision.
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Medicine
Without
Alcohol

Ayers Sarsaparilla Is a tonic
and Alternative, free from alcohol.
What is a "tonic"2 A medicine
that impartS strength or tone; a
medicine that builds up, gives
Vig0r and power. What is an
Alternative? A medicine that
alters or changes unhealthy ac-
ton to healthy action. Ayers
Sarsaparilla does all this with
out stimulation. Ask your doc
tor II a family medicine, like
Ayers Sarsaparilla, is not vastly
better without alcohol than
with Il.