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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-07
Surrounded By mily

William Majors sat facing the jury, pale and apparently nervous. Beside him were his wife and little baby and his father who have been with him almost every moment of the trial When the jury filed into the little
 court room Judge Weaver asked that | there be no demonstration of any kind, and requested Attorney Jere King to speak to the crowd In an effort to keep them from expressing their feelings when the verdict was read. But 1t was of no use. As soon as Clerk David U. Williams read the words, We, the jury, find the defendant not guilty as
 charged in the indictment" an uproar of applause broke forth. It was stilled, and court adjourned, after which an other demonstration took place. Friends of the defendant leaped over the tables to congratulate him and he was placed upon table and cheered by the crowd. Nabors' attorneys were
 also the recipients oi congratulations
 on the outcome of the trial.
 Majors Thanks Friends
 Nabors expressed his happiness at the result as well as hls thanks to tho friends who had been so loyal to him. 'I wish to thank my friends through out Jefferson county and people ev- anywhere for the kindness shown me
 during the trying times of my trial.' said he. "I was never guilty of the
 charge brought against me and some thing seemed to say to me all during this last trial that justice would be meted out to me by the jury 1 was confident of acquittal, and I again wish to thank my friends and the able coun- sel who did so much for me. I have no hard feelings against the Louis vile and Nashville road, nor against
 anyone who differed from me in the
 events leading up to the trial or dur ing the progress of the trial. I have
 nothing but good feeling for all" Nabors was not, however, given his
 liberty after the announcement of the verdict. He was taken to Decatur yes terday afternoon to face a charge there
 of train wrecking. Shortly after he was
 indicted in Jefferson county the grand jury of Morgan county issued an indict-
 ment charging that offense.
 Now that this case here has been
 settled it is understood that the one
 in Decatur will be quashed and that
 an effort will be made to have it heard
 as soon as possible.
 Attorney George Ross accompanied
 Majors to Decatur yesterday afternoon
 and will endeavor to get him releas ed
 on bond. The same attorneys, Jere King
 and Goodwin & Ross, will represent
 Nabors at Decatur as conducted his case here. and they say that Majors will in all probability be able to es- tablsh an alibi in that case.
 The offense which Majors is to be tried for in Decatur is simply train wrecking. A frei ght train of the Louis- vile and Nashville was run into an open switch, but no one was killed in the derailment.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-07
FUNERAL NOTICE

Charles N Pritchard died Friday morning at Robertson's infirmary. Fun eral will be held Sunday at 1:30 D. m. ir Ann Memorial church at Powderly
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-07

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
Gbanteeler.
Sn einem gabnbofreitanrant.

u&eaner. mann befomme if benin
einmal bas beitelte geefiteafs"
.Sm argenblid!"
sd min aber nod nit Dem ndd,.
item 3tg fort!"
Sra, rpenn Sie's einrnal bab'n-
segeiien it's sleih!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
TrMffe6ler.

.Gs ipar ibr iebr unbebasli9 slt
Mutbe pabreno Der ausiprade. Sic
laB pie auf NuoeIn."
- - -
Wabnnns.
Srau Gum SienitmdO6eW: Die
Sbiire Su nnierem Salon miiiien Sic
aud einmal abpirsen, Sopbie!. -.
Sbr DIR lit idon gans itiparj!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
Der fluae Yplisijt.

Sout Gorihrift muB ieoer Solisiit
IN @roB Hep s)orf iihcr bic Greie.
tpdhreub ieiuer Gienitihnocn ae.
nan BUD iiihren. Gin nencrnannter
Slaitrof in Srooflgn iano oes @afts
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
Sdlimmer lad.

Serr S%hpammerl: Bier ioa id
nidt mebr trinfen, Nein ioG id) nitt
mebr trinfen, ii~berbaupt feline geiiti.
gen @etrdnfe ioa i'd mebr trinfen..-
Safra. ipie iol i'd mir nun seiitise
Inreeitns -perldafien?!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
spab mub aud iein.
Rene 8cime fir rmooerne ainSsr".


Rene 8cime fir pmoocrnc ainSer".
Ger CUTE 8eitoloS;i bat 2iebe als
6runolage fir ainoerersieb,tne &c.
preoigt; oas mar eeipib reft gut uno
ld)on, aber cs lit, rpie 10 oieIes Cute
uno Shone, l1ngit uernltet-rpenig'
items nod aniift gepifler Seute.
Seut5utage iest man an SteIe Der
Siebe Den Seritano. Iaes, mas oain
bienet fonnte, ben aleinen Ser5 unO
@emiitb Sl biloen, miro bon ben mo-.
oernen Idoagogen aus Der ailoer.
tube perbanrt, neil man ein5ig uf,b
ollein oen Bertrand ber fleinen
M1nnlein uno WGgbelein ihdrfen
mill. llnb 10 limo Die Sabelr uno
M6rfen bel oieien fraiien Heoliiten
Itreng perpont. -. .bas iinb 2iisen,
uno bos 3ino ioa in Wnbrbeit ergo.
gen perben. 9arlim fort NIT allen
Soealer, nit ben olten Wdrhen uno
Sabeln uiio ainberreimen.
9amit ieood oieie ainberreime
ilift gang perloren geben mogen, ba.
nit oieie ihlidten 8ersIein Dor u1ie.
rem fliigen Sproblineen nno ibrenl
seidGrftcn Seritanoe in gbreu be.
lteben fonnen, ioate maj, es NIT elmer
ntooernen llmgeitaltung, lpie folat,
periufen:
8nfe. bnde aiifen!
Der 9dfer iol periufen,
Wenn er mill auteu Sudden ntod,en,
3ii braliden mir gar,S refine Sahen.
pHots" nno Spots" iino itreng
perbal1nt;
Morgarin pero' nidt p~ertponot;
Wild lit itattbaft, menr lie piro-
Strene nod Strnis-iteriliiirt.
llno fdrbt er nit Safran gebl,
Solt i'm @ilep obne Sebl.
IS
Sdlaf. ain6den, idlaf!
0ein Yapa lit Elm Shaf,
2Gbt iih In @aGitreet id)eeren
Son 9ullen unb boz, 81ren.
llnb trcs Der efp'een Yanif
Stimmt er repiiblifaniIh.
Gs regnet! Of regnet!
gs regnet ieinen 2aiif.
limo menus nod lanse regnet, bort
0as 9aiebauipiel ME auf.
-
Sbr 9iener! Sbr 9iener!
@as MAIDEN oenn Sbre Siibner?
Sic legen feline Gier,
Serebrte Srau Naier,
Drum iino lie 10 tbener.
limb neil lies ern1iiSet
aeine Senne mebr briitet.
SD banfe"-iie gadert-
Sob geni,g mid eeradert,
,@mpfebl', oIs gertreter,
Den Snfub1ter!"
0a bait men Sbaler,
@cb aiif Den Warft,
4anf Dir ne Sub,
&dlhd)e1 0d5li-
,Wumpis", iast bas gabp Ieiie,
yWie bas Sleiih iest itebt i'm Treiie,
ariest fir men Sbaler, st seiunb,
Ralt fnapp orei 8funb."
gd, lieber Serr Shmieb,
Inn mas ih glidJ bitt:
In mei'm aiitomobilher
8eriagt bas @entilhen;
@s flemmt iih oas Steuer,
8eplast lit bas tire,
lIno Ioder Die R1sel,
&eparirt mir bas @Ggel.
ltnb gebt icnit nifts fri,n,m,
2duft's Bum bioieum!
(nN. 9. e.
n
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
- - y,
GnttGui6t.

Stuoent (oer cine HepeiGe er.
.balt): pMb! enoli1 ideint mein or.
ter oas Oringeno erbetene @elo al
iibermeiIen" bas Bapier
megperieno): .8erbammte brabt.
.lole Selegrapbie."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
@abrbcitsfanatifer.

sd sebe 5u," iprah id, Si mcinen
6reunoen. ..bie @eidid,te, Die id, end,
oa erSdblt babe. flinat unglaubIih.
Sic lit aber bilditGblit, pahr. 8enn
SranSel Blum ba mGr'-er Fonts
beitdtigcu."
9a offnet lid, Die Sbiir--iiir Srau.
sci Blum.
.Wtein Gbremport." iaat tSransel,
les ut mdbr. i'd, fam'S beitdtigen.-
@ouon lit ii6riaenS Die Reoe?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
q - -
SH ipGt.

Dame: .apnnten Sic Oenn Sbren
Sre,tno, Der BEL ben aarnibalen um's
2eben e%efommen, rtift mebr retten?"
Ifrifareiienoer: y9eioer nihtl
Oils i'd binfam, mar err alif ser Spei-
iefarte ihon geftrifen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
Wabnnng.
Gs mar einmal.
(@in neles M6rdlen.l

gs mar eitmal elm SrnitprGiioent,
Dem Der Notbitano SeS Bottles Ser.
maben am Ser5en iraB, Dab er's nid,t
LANCER NIT anieben fonnte mo Der
nidt cher riibte. als bis er bel DEM
aongreiie Die abidaiiuna bes Gin.
fubr5oles anf ieinen Irtifel bnrd)ae.
lest bate. Sam beriei err cine
Sisuna Der Iftionarc Sitiammen itno
itellte Den Gntrae. Den aan5en lleber.
iduB inter Die 8iirser oes 2anoes al
uertbeilen; alBeroem ihliis er Dor,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
4emaflli6.
~ ~ "
Grnit 1T bas 2ebeh.

Srie fommt nit aerfrastem De.
iidt, blutenoer Naie. seriestem Rod
unb aerriiienen Soien nod Sailie.
.Wie oft babe ih Dir Nun ihon per.
boten," ihilt Die entieste Mutter,
init Nabbars 8arl, bent unseSose.
men Sitneen. 81 ipielen!"
pSebe id ans" beitlt Sris. .als
ipent i'd aeipielt b1tte?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
Nns Der 3cliaipnsjtnnSe,

Gin 8aplan erflartc Den ainOern
in Der 3. 8laiie. iuarnm mir 4. 9.
1900 ihreiben. gr mics oaroui hin.
Bob bon Gbriiti @ebltrt an 1900
Sabre nerfloiien iinb. ga meloete
lid elm 9iabrises Maoben uno
Iprah: .Serr aaplan. bas lit
id,redlih, mie Soh Die 3cit persebt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07
SeinfIblig.

Soriisenoer: limo nun Iagen Sic
ms nod, aneeflogter, rpariim Sic
MIR @aaret nabmen, = Die poGe
aalic aber inberiibrt lieBen2
Inecflagter: If @ptt, Serr
TrGiioent,--nin balten Sic mir Oas
and nod, porl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07

fiutS d. vi iiustC tiu) Uiitltl III SDlt
Damn nobm er fitrs entifIoiien ben
Sunb beim Sfrpars llnb i6leifte i'm
einiec 9lods meiter nad) Der Earf
Mperlte.
&nor, Der anofer.
Staats.S efretGr anor, General.
Mnpalt @ifersbam mo Sanoels.
Sefretdr 9tagel flibren 5uiammen per
Miitcmobil 81 eiltem 9~robeflieeen
eineS neiien 8right.I eroplans. anor
lob porl1e beim Gbaliffeitr. wdbreno
Naeel rno 8idershom Die Site I'M
Souneai, inne botten.
aIs lie anf Dem Slusfelo ailfamerl,
frig anor ieiien aoaegen Hagel:
g9trn, pie boben Sic lid NIT @id-
ersbam unterbalten?"
nSebr gut" erlpioerte &agel, bis
er aiming NIT mir 6ranSoiiid) at re,
DEN, booon uerltebe i6 ndmli6 nidIt
Die 9obue."
p@ori,m baben Sic nidt @Ieides
NIT 8leidlem pergolten," bemerfte
3nor ladenb. .Warum 6oben Sic
nidt init 8idcrsbam iiber Silrispri,.
beng geipro6cn?
Jeinfiblig.
Soriisenoer: llno nun Ioaen Sic
ms nod, aneeflogter, rpariim Sic
MIR @aaret nabmen, - Die poGe
aalie aber iunberiibrt lieBen2
Ingeflngter: If 8ott, Serr
Traiioent,--nun balten Sic mir Oas
and nod porl
Seafscr.
5alllenSer: .giiiel 9eihdfti.
guilg mub ieoer Mcnid baben, ipenn
es aber IN Irbeit aiisortet, Damn it's
nnbeimlih!"
.(slilS rWeiten lino 9abeim".)
Fan : europa seeen Yan Nmcrifa.
~@roBere @elt" in eiitem unblutiaen
8riea.-Gie neiteite @rfinouns
oes .Sobn Hitih ESQ"
Miiter @oiter!
llemrigens,-iper bot oanit mioOer
ennpl &ed)t gebobt2 sob SD nit
ldiin Dor iefs @ode 5eriid geiogt,
es gebt e War9 Sic iperoe pieaeitt
ioee, es mar bios tpege oene 9Gaos
I'm oene 9intmeltorfe, III Der sal,3e
0ar tbdt ifun porbei iein, eff beb er
nod oroentlid nageianse bot. Ap.
lper oeS IS 10 nod gar nit Der 8ar,
no I'D Sbne plin geihriippe bob.
Ges IS gornir oils pie Der gafana
pun Dem, no Sd pm rebt. es tbut
ies erif)t fommen5e, tpann Der 9Ggp.
5orfie.Hau porbei iS-im tblin Sic
es nit perseiie, MiIter Glitter.
Wter lein beint nGmlid beint Nei
9orfer Sihaai seueie. LII 90 ben
nler Die gan5e Sod NIT Die 8umipe
oprd)aetalft I'M ben Iaes geiettelt I'M
10 nero es aad firnme. Wann Die
Sorfs aafange, plit er Wafieitiuitebe
ODER sor bun Viebs &c reoe, 90 perbe
Die 0deos INNER mebr bappe poQe,
I'M 10 bappia iein, baB Der Smperer
6ranSel bun Sitria MAO nero I'm
'aad 5e feite aafanst. % milB EN-
natierlih Der @iaiGin pirn Sihor-
meni belle iii Oenn is Ser 8abau 90.
Sn Der mien Seim fanst, OF fobrs,
Sneldno aa, bel Die Sransoie 5e bese,
-apner Der Sing Siforih DER ion
nor's Waul balte, iunid)t frieet er
aah wos--lm mann Die Sransoie or.
oentli6 oerbest iein. 90 tpero Der
0iaidm dneri ilno biflGrt @ar nit
Die 6reutih. 9oruif .idreibt Ser
0ifldm oil Die 9otid, oenn oes Nil.
belmintie is bod e Hil6iden sc EN-,
III benn best GnslatO nod e biiiel
mebr. I'M Damn, bes bob SD bere
Snsliihmdit ihun IGnait account,
oenn eebt's los nit SneIGno I'm
Sihormeni. DO ben nler Damn gIiif-
lid Den @eltfrieg. 81 fobrs, bie
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07

an elmer Strnbenede Ole 9eihe zines
Sitnoes unb notirte: ySeitte Nor.
gen 1 ltbr 40 Winuten 2eide eines
Sunbes gefunoen on Der Ode Der
Sent itno-" als er naf Dem Stra.
Benifilo iab, ent3ifferte cr nit pieler
Miibe oen Hamen ranscirjfu
Ylace". gr froste iid) hinter'm Sbr,
Damn nobm er fiirS entihIoiien ben
Suno beim SdpartS ltnb i6leifte i'm
ciniec 9lcds weiter nad) Der Earf
Mpenite.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-11-07

allr 8ermeioitng fii1ftiger ueber,
ibiiiic Die gr;eugniiie ieiner Sabri.
fen gum acknowledgements alif oen
Warft 5i brineen. Ga MN Der
5ruitprdiibent Die Mebrsabl Der Af-
item ielbit beiaB. iunroen feline an-
trdee aud, oneenommen, itno OILS bas
0olf bapon erfiibr, beantraste es bic
Giniesure elmer aommiiiion. Die ben
Yr1iioent ouf ieinen @eiitessuitnno
iinteriufen IoQte. Ter HrGiioent be-
griibte bieien 8eldlnB nit GROCER
Sreiibe, nnb noh einem Sabre itarb
or i'm SIrmenbaus. CN. y. 60
- So
@niifaliidy.
e.. vSbre Satin tit auf milii-
faIiih?"
g.: .Md, lab Oh! Die buffet Ios
gar, fuenn lie aatarrb bat, nnh Der
3onLeiter!"
Ser ~ieefranfe Eapa.
Yapa, Diana unb Der fleine ,yreS
MAIDEN cine Seereiie, irno Sreb er.
rest oiirf iein porlautes genebmen
bas WiBfaaen Der Wama. "a lie
ielbit feline Maft iiber ibren SproB-
ling bat, ipenbet iie iif) an ibren
@atten, Der aeraoe geeeit cine beftige
Ittade Ser Seefranfbeit anfGmpit.
rWilbelm, reSe Oh nal ein pnar
Wortc nit Sreo!"
limo Der Topa iaet init crloihen-
Der, matter Stimnte:
n@ie gebt's, Sreb?"
- -
Gutter hath.
alein.Seini bot abenSs Dor ben,
Shlafengeben supiel Sbit genoitt
,inb beillt Dor 9eibitmerien. Ma.
mas geiiif, Die Jrau major, lit iebr
drserlih iiber bieien SGrm irtb fam
lid ihliebli6 nift entbalten, Sit ia.
gen: y@enu eS mein Surge more.
befGme or sunGd1it cine tiidtise
Eraft Vriigel."
SD, iaet Die @anta. ner par
red1t unartie, aber ShlGse baltic id
nift fiir ansebraht auf ben pollen
Wasen."
sd aud nid)t," iaet bic Moiorin.
vaber ib rpiiroe i'm bait umbreben."
Jxx
SH ipGt.
Dame: yapnnten Sic benn ,sbren
Srelno, Der BEL ben 8unnibalen um's
9eben e~efommen, nift mebr retten?"
Ifrifareiienoer: y2eioer nift,
Nls i'd binfam, mar er aiif Ser Spei-
%iefarte ihon geitrifei."
xXA
Gbantecler.
Der Sabn: &emm, @lte. mir sic.
ben tort aus Dem idJdbigen @eit; mir
seb'n nnh Saris uno weroen Sdail.
ipieler. 9F
Die Senne: Sb mir aber oa a,ld)
einen 10 id,onen @fiitaanfep iinben,
nein lieber Serr2 ae
Der Sabn (mitleiois): 9u bolt
ne abnung bon Barisl
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

Nerve.-"Let me sell you galVan-
lied hatrack," began the nervy peddler
Got a dozen hatracks now," growleo
the grouchy suburbanite.
How about a combination whisk-
broom and toothbrush"
"One in the garrett"
Let me show you an ostrich incu-
bator?"
Get away from here or I'll mop the
floor up with you
And the agent opened his yellow
satchel.
Why, my dear sir, such strenuous
exercise on warm day is highly in
furious. Let me sell you one of the
greatest floor mops in seven states'-
But just then the bulldog got loose
Chicago News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
HELP SAVE ME

Come to Sherers when you want
Fruits. l have Oranges, Apples and
Bananas-also Basket and Malaga
Grapes.
Sherer's is the place to get your
Christmas Candies. I have the largest
and best assortment in Yorkville.
1 have Vegetables-such as Cabbage,
Turnips, Sweet and Irish Potatoes.
Creamery Butter. Country Butter
and Eggs at Sherer's Market.
Fresh meats all the time, such as
Beef, Pork and Sausage-Fish and
Oysters on Saturdays.
I will sell you 13 pound packs of
Soda for so cents.
1 ask all who Owe me to Please Pay
Up, You'll be Sorry il Old George
Busts, and you can get no Credit.
They say Old George sells too cheap
Well, l guess that's partly so,
But if the people would only pay me up
l think Old George could go.
OLD GEORGE. The Butcher.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
humorous department.

A Phenomenon.-A workman, en-
deavoring to explain to his mates what
a phenomenon was, made the follow
ing attempt:
Its like this: Suppose you were to
go out into the country and see field
of thistles growing"
Yes" assented his friend.
We'll, that would not be a phenom-
enon!"
mo, that's quite clear" agreed the
other man.
But suppose you were to see lark
singing away up in the sky"
Yes"
We'll, that would not be phenom
enon!"
mo, that also seems clear"
But imagine there is a bull in the
field"
Yes" his friend could imagine that
Even that would not be phenome-
non."
NO"
But, now, Bill. look here. Suppose
you saw that bull sitting on them this
ties whistling like a lark-well, that
would be a phenomenon!"-Tit-Bits
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

Favorite Fction.-"Man Wants But
Little Here Below"
II Would Not Live Away; 1 ASK
Not To Stay"
"A Thing of Beauty Is a Joy For
ever"
Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining"
Talk Is Cheap"
Whatever Is Is Right"
Early To Bed and Early To Rise
Makes Man Healthy, Wealthy and
Wise"
"A Penny Saved Is Twopence Earn
ed"
Hell Hath No Fury Like Woman
Scorned."
Murder Will Out"
There's Music in All Things
Whatever Hath Been Written Shall
Remain"
THE Oracles Are Dumb.
Tribune.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

She Saw the Wink.-An inspector
one day visited a country school
taught by young woman, and in the
course of the lesson said: Nov
children, want you to take notice OF
what I do and then write an account
of it,"
Then he stepped to the blackboard
and wrote a sentence upon it.
All the children, except one, wrote
in effect that the inspector came into
the school and wrote on the black
board, II love a good school"
One little girl, however. followed
instructions more literally and COM
pleted the story by adding:
And then he went to the platform,
sat down, played with his watch chain,
twirled his mustache and winked at
the teacher. New York Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
ANNUAL MEETING
Claims Against York County Must be
Presented by Monday, January 80.

Yorkville, S. c., January 5, 1911.
NJ OTICE is hereby given that the
~ annual meeting Of the County
Board Of Commissioners Of York
county will be held in the office Of said
board in Yorkville on WEDNESDAY.
FEBRUARY 1ST. 1911. at 10 o'clock
a. m.
All persons having past due claims
against York county are hereby notl-
fled to present the same to the clerk
Of this board on or before Monday,
January 80, 1911.
All claims against the county must
be itemized and sworn to in an affida-
Wit setting forth they are just and true,
due and owing; that the labor or ser
vices were actually rendered, or the
supplies actually furnished, and that
no part of the account has been paid
by discount or otherwise.
Claims not presented during the year
in which they originated, or during the
year following, are forever barred.
All persons authorized to administer
oaths are required to probate claims
against the county free of charge.
By order Of the Board.
THOS. w. BOYD. Supervisor.
Annie L. Wallace, Clerk.
2 At
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
Lecture SpoiIed.-The senior maj

Lecture SpoiIed.-The senior major
was giving the benefit Of his advice
and experience to a youthful Sub"
See here" he exclaimed. This is
your first dinner, and-well, go easy
with the decanter, my boy. Remem-
ber esprit de corps and-er-and al
that sort of thing. Here's good tip
See those silver candlesticks there
When you can see four instead OF
two-why, clear out-go home. See?'
Perfectly, and thanks awfully," re-
piled the young officer. But don't
you think you had better go home al
once? There is only one candlestick. v
Tit Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

How a Fly Gives Them Away.-The
late Gen. William r. Shafter develop
ed during his residence in California
a dislike of the Chinese.
Some time ago, at dinner at san
Francisco, Gen. Shafter pointed TO
fly in a glass and said:
Watch a man when fly gets in MS
glass Of beer and you can tell his ma
tionality.
AN American will pay, laugh and
order a fresh glass.
"A Spaniard will pay, but quietly
walk off without drinking the beer.
"A Frenchman will pay and go, but
make a tremendous fuss.
"An Englishman will throw away the
beer and demand a fresh glass for
nothing.
"A German will carefully remove the
fly with his finger and then drink the
beer
"A Russian will toss off fly, beer and
all.
"A Chinaman will first rescue the fly
and eat it and then drink the beer TO
the last drop."-Los Angeles Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

What He Sold.-One of the wit
nesses in a case in a Dublin court was
asked, Did you sell Major Studdert a
horse?" mo, sor" Did your faith
er sell Major Studdert a horse? :?
NO, sor." Did your grandfather sell
him a horse?" NO. sOr." We'll
then, did any member Of your family
sell Major Studdert anything?' Yes
sor." who did them" Il did, sor.
And what did you sell Major Stud
dert?" Il sold him a mare, sor.' The
counsel sat down. and the court
roared.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
HAVE YOU y
GOT 1T .

Just at this season when Colds and
Grip are so prevalent in this climate,
it is just as well to keep in mind where
to get reliable remedies for these very
troublesome maladies. The place is at
The YORK DRUG STORE, and if you
are afflicted come and ask us for
YORK DRUG STORES
WHITE PINE AND TAR
If you are bothered with a cough or
hoarseness, and ask for
YORK DRUG STORES
GRIPPE AND COLD TABLETS
If you are being made uncomfortable
with the grip or very severe cold
These remedies are time-tried and
tested and are almost specifics for the
maladies for which they are COM
pounded A trial will convince you.
Bring Us Your Prescriptions.
THE YORK DRUG STORE.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

To Trap the Rain.-In time of dis
tressng drought a harassed amateur
agriculturist stepped into a shop to
buy a barometer. The shopman was
giving a few stereotyped instructions
about indications and pressures, when
the purchaser impatiently interrupted
him.
Yes, yes" said he, that's all right,
but what 1 want to know is, how do
YOU set the thing when you want it
to rain ?"-Yorkshire Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
POCKET KNIVES.
RAZORS.
Yorkville Hardware Co.
FOR FRESH MEATS

ID HONE the City Market, No. "A, for
i anything you want in the Fresh
Meat line l don't handle anything
except good, fat Beef, Pork and Sau-
sage Also Irish Potatoes and Cab
bage. 1 will appreciate a part of your
trade and will give polite and prompt
attention to all orders.
C. F. SHERER.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

Why He Was cool.-Belle-I wonder
why that good-looking doctor avoids
me so and is so cool to me when w"
meet?
Nell think it is because Ned
thoughtlessly told him what you said
about him.
Belle-What did say that he didn't
like?
Nell-You said, don't you remember,
that he had such killing ways.-Balti-
more American.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13
FOR SALE

THE Palmer Lot, on East Liberty
i street, Yorkville, 132 feet front.
and $50 feet back one of the most de-
sirable residence lots in the town.
Joining this lot on the south is another
lot of one fourth of an acre, more or
less, and both lots will be included in
same sale. Address,
Med. ARLEDGE,
s-w est Charlotte, n. c.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-01-13

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