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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
ROAD RACE RECORDS
BROKEN AT SANTA
MONICO RACE MEET

SANTA MONICO. Oct. 14.-The
American road race records were
broken at the Santa Monico auto
mobile races today. Charles Mere
in a National won the heavy car race
with an average of 74.4 miles an
hour. Harvey Herrick driving Ma
tional followed this victory winning
the free forall on an average of 74s
miles an hour The race for light
cars was won by Louis Nikrent in a
Buick.
The races were run over perfec'
course, in ideal weather conditions.
There were no serious accidents
One hundred thousand people wit
messed contests and fully 1000 motor
cars formed solid line around the
eight and a quarter mile course. The
races were closely contested.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
Department No. .

D'phAAA wv
No. 1908.
In the Superior Court of the State of
Washington. for Yakima County.
Waitman Bruce Martin. Plaintiff, VS..
Louisa Catherine Martin, Defend
ant.
The state OF Washington to the
said Louisa Catherine Martin, de-
PENDANT above named
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within sixty days after the date
of the first publication of this sum-
mons to-wit, within sixty days after
the eleventh day of October, 1911,
and defend the above entitled action
in the above entitled court, and an
swer the complaint of the plaintiff,
and serve a copy of your answer up
on the undersigned attorney for the
plaintiff at his office below stated :
and in case OF your failure so to do,
judgment will be rendered against
you according to the demand of the
complaint. which h.s been filed with
the clerk of said court.
The object of the above entitled ac-
ton is the plaintiff prays that he be
granted an absolute decree of di-
vorce from the said defendant, upon
the grounds that the defendant has
utterly and wholly abandoned and
deserted the plaintiff and refused to
live with him, without just cause or
reason therefore. for more than one
year last past. That the plaintiff
and defendant have no community
property and they have never lived
together in the State of Washington.
That the plaintiff have such other
and further relief as may be meet
a nd hla In,
prayed for in his complaint filed
herein.
H. j. SNIVELY,
Plaintiffs Attorney
Office and p. o. Address, Ward
Building, North Yakima County of
Yakima, State of Washington.
Oct l1-1S-25 Nov 1-S-15-22
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
He Was Willing

There was recently hailed into ar
Alabama court a little 1rishman tc
whom the thing was a new expert.
ence. He was, however, unabashed
and wore an air of man determined
not to get the worst of it,
Prisoner at the bar" called out
the clerk. ''do you wish to challenge
any of the jury?''
Whereupon the Celt looked the
men in the box over carefully and
with a skilled eye.
well, | tell ye," he finally replied
"Oim not exactly in trainin', but O.
think Oh could pull off a round OF
two with that fat old boy in tn cor
ner" --Lippincott's
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

Neuralgia of the face, shoulde
hands, or feet requires powerful
remedy that will penetrate the flesh
BALLARDS SNOW IMMINENT pos
sesses that power. Rubbed in where
the pain is felt is all that is necessary
to relieve suffering and restore nor
NAL conditions. Price Csc, soc and
5 90 per bottle. Sold by D. H.
Fry and G. w. Camp, cor. 3rd and
Yakima ayes.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION
Court No. 6991.

court NO. 6991.
In the Superior Court of the State of
Washington, in and for Yakima
County.
j. b. Braden and Sadie E. Braden.
husband and wife. Plaintiffs, VS..
Sarah Barber, Alfred Boughter a
minor; Ellen Boughter, a minor;
Ena Boughter, a minor; William
Butterbaugh. James f. Butter
baugh, Hattie Campbell, Edward
Colyer. Miilerd Celyer. Martin Col
yer. J. =. Colyer. Henry Colyer.
Isaac Colyer, Will Celyer. Eliza
Felt. Hanna George. Charles Ora
ham, Martha Gates. Amy Havice.
Mary MARKS. Lulu Minsker. James
Henry McMsnigal, a minor; Agnes
McManigdl minor; Nora McMsn-
igal. Lgiciit +. McManigal. Ward ].
McManigai, Margaret McManigal
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
NOTICES


Not Coal Land.
Department of the Interior, u. S.
Land Office at North Yakima, Wash,
September 81, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Samuel
3. williams, of Nile, Washington, who
on September 8, 1911, made Homestead
Entry Serial No. 0524S, for SA SWH
Sec. "a and Sc SEA, Section 49,
Township Is North, Range Is East
Willamette Meridian, has filed notice
of intention to make final five-year
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described. before Register and
Receiver, at North Yakima, Washing
ton. on the goth day of November, 1911
Claimant names as witnesses:
August r. Able, of Nile, Washing
tom Samuel James Markell of Nile,
Washington; George W. Johnson, of
Nile, WASHINGTON; John H. Andrews
of Nile, Washington.
HARRY Y. SAINT
Register.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

Not Coal Land.
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at North Yakima,
Wash, September 81, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Samuel
James Markell, of Nile. Washington
who, on August 10, 1911, made Des-
ert Entry. Serial No. 05259, for SW 4
NEA of Section 2S. Township 16
North. Range Is East, Willamette
Meridian, has filed notice of inten-
ton to make final Desert land Proof
10 establish claim to the land above
described. before the Register and
Receiver. at North Yakima Wash
ington, on the -2lst day of November
1871.
Claimant names as Witnesses:
John II. Andrews, of Nile. Wash
ington: August r. Able. of Nile
Washington; George w. Johnson, O
Nile. Washington; Samuel B. Will
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

Not Coal land.
Department of the Interior, U. S
Land Office at North Yakima. Wash.
September 27, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that August
r. Abel, of Nile, Washington, who, on
Se~tember 8, 1911. made Homestead
Entry Serial No. O5251. for SEA NEA
NEA NEA, SWb NEA, Sec. 33 and
SWA Nwh of Section "a, Township
16 North. Range 10 East Willamette
Meridian, has filed notice of intention
to make final five-year. proof, to es-
tablish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before The Register and Re-
ceiver at North Yakima, Washington
on the nth day of November, 1911.
Claimant names witnesses:
Samuel James Markell of Nile,
Washington; Samuel r. Williams, of
Nile Washington; Emma Lindsey, of
Nile, Washington; George w. John
son, of Nile, Washington.
HARRY Y. SAINT,
Register.
O
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

grinds its teeth while sleeping, picks
at the nose, has bad breath, tickle
appetite. pale complexion, and dark
rings under the eyes: it has worms;
and as long as they remain in the
intestines. that child will be sickly
WHITES CREAM VERMIFUGE
clears out the worms. strengthens the
stomach and bowels and puts the lit
tie one on the road to health and
cheerfulness. Price 25c per bottle
Sold by D. H. Fry and c. W. Camp
cor. 3rd and Yakima ave.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
An Average

A western representative in con.
gress was talking one day of his rec
ord while in that body.
I'm not ashamed of it," said he
al think I've done very well ,on thu
whole. When l reflect upon it, l an
reminded of an epitaph that l saw
once in an old burying ground in {
country town of my state.
This epitaph devoted a verse O.
four lines to the virtues of the gooC
man who lay beneath the stone, ane
concluded with this line in prose:
He averaged well for this vicinity
-Lippincott
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

Oct. 15.-"Lon-
don Tabernacle"
Lancaster Gate,
W., was crowded
t o d ay to hear
Z a 8 or Russell.
He spoke of mis-
taken notions re
the end of the
world. He assur-
ed his audience
that 1.-THE earth
abldeth forever"
and claimed err
rOrS were built
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
WILSON ON WITNESS STAND
Conceded That He Made 10 Good Wit
ness for Himself

OLYMPIA. Oct. 14.--Creo. H. Will
son charged with the murder OF Mr.
and Mrs Archie Coble at Rainier took
the witness stand in his own oehalf
today He made an excellent witness
for himself, and told how being in
Jail proved on his mind and the
stories told him by the Authorities
made him think he had committed
the crime.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Not Coal Land
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at North Yakima, Wash
September 26, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that William
F. McNatt of North Yakima, Wash
ington, who on March 20, 1911. ma1c
Desert Land Entry (by assignment
from Albert Draggoo), No. 04559, for
NEA NWh of Section $. Township II
North, Range II East, Willamette Me-
ridian, has filed notice of intention to
make Final Desert Land Proof, to es-
tablish claim to the lInd above de-
scribed, before The Register and Re-
ceiver, L. S. Land Office, at North
Yakima. WASHINGTON. on the 10th daS
of November, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Tom X. Yates, of Naches. Washing
ton; Guy G. Bailey, of Naches, Wash
ngton: Wesley p. Crews, of Naches
Washington; Albert Draggoo. OF
Naches, Washington.
HARRY Y. SAINT.
Oct. 4-11-1S-25 Nov, 1.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
Exterminate Plague Rats

SEATTLE, Oct. 14.--Bubonic plague
germs were found on three rats re-
Gently caught in the neighborhood of
Pike street and First avenue. The
city council to exterminate the rats
today ordered that all alleys in this
neighborhood be paved
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
FALSE THEORIES
OF DIVINE PLAN
All Cfeeds In Error as to the
Worlds Ending.
THE BIBLE misunderstood.

Pastor Russell Says the Supposition
that the Earth viii Be- Burned Is
Observation-Disclosures Is Meant ls the
Destruction Of Sin and the Over-
throw of Evl-Folowing tho Sym
bolio Fire Will Come Blessing to
Mankind-God's Scheme Of Salvation
Explained and Made Clear.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

An estimate of the annual expen-
ditures for art education in the Unit
ed States, compiled by Henry Tur.
ner Bailey in 1908, is given as a to-
tai of $11,565,241
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

In the churchyard of Plymtree
devon, is a yew tree whose age is
calculated at 1000 years. and which
is doubtless the oldest in the country
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18

The largest college is in Cairo. with
over 10000 students and 80 teach
ers
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1911-10-18
NOTICES

liams, of Nile, Washington.
HARRY Y. SAINT,
Register.
Oct. 11-1S-25 Nov. is.
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NOTICE OF PUBLICATION

Oct. 4-11-1S-25 Nov. 1.
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H, J. SNJVEI.y

Office and p. o. Address, Ward
Building, North Yakima, County of
Yakima. State of Washington.
Oct l1-1S-25 Nov. 1-S-15-22.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Not Coal land.

Oct. 4-11-iS-25 Nov. 1. \
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-02
LEGAL NOTICES.

oct 2-9-1G-23
STATE OF MICHIGAN.
The Probate Court for the County
Of Houghton.
At a session Of said Court, held
at the Probate Office in the Village
Of Houghton IN said County, on the
.3Oth day of September, a. d., 1911.
Present: Hon. George c. Bentley,
Judge OF Probate.
In the Matter of the Estate of Rob
.crt Dobbic, Deceased.
Franklin J. Goodsolc administrator
having filed in said Court his petition
praying that the time for the prcsen-
.tation Of claims against said estate be
limited and that time and place be
appointed to receive. examine and ad-
Just all claims and demands AGAINST
said deceased by and before said
Court
II is ordered, That four months from
this date be allowed for creditors Ia
present claims against said estate:
Ii Is Further Ordered That tho 4th
day of February 1912, at ten O'Clock In
the forenoon, at said Probate Office
be and Is hereby appointed for tho ex-
animation ana adjustment of all claims
and demands against said deceased
and that motto cthereof De given by
publication once each week. for three
successive weeks previous 20 said day
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-02
Brokers Gossip
MaYhomer.


In calling an assessment of one dol
lar per share, the MayAowcr Mining
Co says:
Tho diamond drill work in progress
at the time OF the Annual Report.
which was sent 10 the stockholders
last March has been continued ace
cording % IN, plan outlined by our SUI
pcrintendent Mr. Goodalc. in bis re-
port The results obtained ln holes
numbered 10. "A and t. encourage the
belief that the correlation then made
was correct and that further iuvestt-
cation of this horizon VIII show that
the rich copper bearing amygIalJid cut
by our number IL drill hole Will prove
20 be- the ST Louis and ola Colony
amygdalUid.
Gazing In hole number 10. located
1000 feet north Of number II. caused
considerable trouble and delay, but it
was finally carried 90 the c0ugI9mcr-
ate. In number Il hole. which was
500 feet south Of number b. we Sc
cured "a copper bearing core identical
with that cut by number H. and num-
Der 10 has just passed through the
same bed with The same satisfactory
showing OF copper.
During the past summer drilling was
begun on the lands Of the old Colony
Copper Company. adjoining Mayn1wcr
on tho south. 20 locate our number II
amyrdaiold lode. and remarkably
81.
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Live Oak.

the LIs" oak company is ,u,utm.
hy" cmu drills nror the western end
OF its property From C0o r1 5000 rc,r
of capping must De- druod thr.urr op
this part II their ground before tlc
ore body Is penetrated.
The 'rosscur being driven westward
on the fourth level from Na. shaft
has not yet reached the ore body.
shaft So of the two rompart-
mcnts. which is being sunk near the
western boundary for dcyelopmcpt
purposes and 20 check up the results
obtained by churu drilling is now M
depth of $50 foot and advancing at
rate of about Eve feet "a Jay. Tho
shaft Is still in ore, having penetrated
the ore body at a depth Of EOS feet. A
churn drill hole az this point showed
the ore body 90 be 200 feet thick The
band sampling is showing higher con-
per content than the drill samplinr.
An engineer from the RAY ConsoI-
icated Is on the ground samullng tho
orc In this shaft and It Is reported that
his results agree very closely with
those obtained by the Live Oak engi-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-02
Surplus Conner Stocks.

/ Present Indications arc that tht
. forthcoming statement Of the Copper
/ Producers association viii show d
slight increase in stocks during Sep
/ TENDER Deliveries 10 domestic con-
SINNERS $50 far this month have been
! fsir but tAc exports have been rather
| disappointing, amounting To approxj-
matcly 43,5OOU0O los. up 10 and in
! Guiding last Saturday. or az the rate
OF 57.UO0.0pO lbs, for the fun month.
Estimating domestic deliveries for
September on the Same basis as those
made in August. when tho daily aver
age shipments were 1888 00o lbs. the
total for the month should approx
mate 5>000.u00 lbs. bringing The total
Iolicvcrl,~ up o. about ll5.U00.0U0 lbs
Last month"; the daily average refinery
autturn was 4.04S17l lbsk.. and fgur-
ing the September production ON the
same hasis, the total output for the
month would Doe In the ncighborhoodI
OF 1-lUUO.0OU lhs., indicating an in
crease in stocks of about 100000 lbs
The exports as reported by the Cop
per Producers association however.
may exceed the figures complied byI
the United States Custom House byl
several million pounds. owing To thoI
difference in dates of reporting, In !
which event the probable increase In
stocks would be CORRESPONDENCE re-
duC,d.
some of the largest producing and
selling interests express satisfaction /
with the action of the copper metal
market, considering the practical de-
that has existed i'm other
directions. The price of the metal is
generally quoted at 1850 a No.. 80
Gays. Tor clccrolytie. and Nhilc it is
,Gmittad that tsc: price could Doc shad-
ed, IL would bc difficult. il is believed
10 obtain ans 'ai-e quantity under the
1859. stocks az the rcdncrics are
low, and it is claimed that the present
supplies in the hands Of consumers
are lower than for long time.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-02
A CANINE POSTWAR.

At the little town of Brighton, on
the Baltimore and Ohio Southwestern
Railway. few miles from the busy
city of Cincinnati there is clever
dog postman. Jack as he is called
belongs to Mrs. John Pollock. the
'posunistress at Brighton. once day
the mail train. as II thunders by drops
a bag of letters for distribution in the
locality. For many years the postmis-
tress trudgcd 10 the railway TO catch
the letters as they were tossed from
the train, always accompanied by Jack
one day she sprained her ankle and
was unable 10 leave her home. She was
I'm a dilemma when Jack. by his bark
ing ana actions. made il clear that he
was anxious 10 go off and bring home
the letters. He was accordingly sent.
lie waited there patiently until the
train came along and as soon as the
mail bag was thrown out ne grabbed
IL in his mouth and carried it home
since that day he has always fetched
.nv letters. never failing o. arrive at
hy line a few minutes before the train.
Neither has he ever lost his valuable
,urdvn.-From the October strand.
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GOOD HOME FOR CHILDREN.

because of her dissolutc habits
which have caused her TO he q weIl
Known Character in the local justice
courts Mrs Amanda Hcndrickson will
be denied the right to care for her tv,
children. thirteen and eleven years old
respectively. ON Saturday. Judge
Bentley decided that if good HON,
could be found I'm Calumet for the
children, they could remain here sc
that their mother may visit them oc.
oasionalIy, otherwise they win be sent
to some state institution. The Judge,
decision. however will make IT possibl,
Tor the woman 20 recover their DOS.
session in case she reforms and pro.
vides the proper surroundings for theh
bringing up.
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MINES AND MINING, STOCKS

neers. The samples for the first O.
feet Of orc showed an average con
tent Of over per cent copper. Thi
is considerably higher than the aver
age for the entire ore body which was
stated in the report OF July /, 20 b,
2.-5 per cent copper for 1O,0OO,O00 ton,
of developed ore and 1000, 900 tons OF
partly developed ore.
At meeting OF the board of direct
ors held in Boston, the necessary votes
were passed preparatory 90 listing the
shares ON the Boston Stock Exchange.
Al The same meeting the following
officers were elected: President, Hen
rs b. Hoyland; vice president Dud-
ley Clark; secretary, Harvey =. Smith;
assistant secretary. Joseph b. Harden;
treasurer, David L. Fairchild.
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Sept IL. Is, %; oct ?.
STATE OF MICHIGAN,
The probate court for the County of
Houghton.
AT a session of said court held AT
the probate Office, in the village Of
Houghton, in said county, on the
Sth day of September a. ID. 1917.
Present. Hon. George c. Bentley.
Judge Of Probate
In the matter of the estate OF
Thomas Trevarow, deceased.
Emma Trevarrow, executrix of the
last will and testament of said de-
ceased having filed i'm said court nor
petition praying that the time for the
presentation Of claims against said os-
tate be limited and that a time and
place be appointed to receive, exam
inc and adjust all claims and do
mands against said deceased by and
before said court.
II Is Ordered. That four months
from this date be allowed for credit
ors to present claims against said es.
tate
II is Further Ordered. That tho
twelfth day Of January 1912. at ten
o'clock in the forenoon. at said pro-
pate Office be and is hereby appoint
cd Tor the examination and adjust
ment Of all claims and demands
against said deceased, and that notice
thereof be given by publication
oneh each week, for three successive
weeks previous TO said day of hearing.
IN the Calumet News, newspaper
printed and circulated In said comfy
(SeaD GEO a. pt,Nr,rr nv,
A true copy. Judge of proha,o
Lillas g. Mitchell,
Register Of Probate.
A. f. Petermann.
Attorney for Executrix.
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soWLERs' TRAINING SEVERE.
Thomas w. Smith Uses Hand Car and
Hill For His Team

u '''' tut TliS lGdU,
Tonight tho Elk BOWERS literally
start the ball rolling in the first gam,
of Tho series to be rolled ON the tenn
pie alleys
Thomas W Smiths team and John
son Nivian's will be- tho contestants
ANA thu result viii, in measure de-
tcrminc which training methods have
/ brought about the best results.
Mr.. Smith used haud-car and 20
/ hill-his team furnishing the power.
This D, believed. would develop the
! proper muscles ana give them sperd.
the team feared 1t would give them
heart disease At thu conclusion of
each trip Nh Smith fed each man a
mushrooms. should they lose the game
tonight they viii be offered a toad
stool
Regarding his system of training
MIR Vivian vas lncumumicatlyc and
his men Ncr, equally rcticcut How
ever they were discovered returning
from Iong Jauut in sweaters and
sweat $50 It is assumed that hrr
training is also severe.
II Is OF course. premature To- even
guess which team viii head tho LEAGUE
lat IN" end of the present series but
lha' d"rs lot prevent enthusiasts from
doping uut the chances. Figuring ont
lh' combined weight average size. ana
even tine personal beauty of the mom-
h'rS, il is agreed that one may hard
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Sept 1926 oct. 20


sept 1870 Otl. -
| STATE OF MICHIGAN,
The Probate Court for the County OF
Houghton.
At a session OF said court. held al
the probate Office in the village OF
Houghton, in said county on the
18TH day of September a. d. 1911.
Present, Hon. Geo. C. Bentley, judge
Of probate.
In the Matter Of the Estate of Frank
.GuSpardo Moro. Deceased.
Dominick Gaspardo Moro having
filed in said court his petition praying
that the administration Of said estate
be granted to G. r. Lisa or to some
other suitable person.
1t is ordered, That the 18th day
of October, A. D., 1911, at ten o'clock
in the forenoon, at said probate Office,
be and is hereby appointed for hearing
said petition;
II IS Further Ordered, That public
notice thereof be given by publication
of copy Of this order, once each
week Tor three successive weeks pre-
vious TO said day Of hearing, in the
Calumet News, n newspaper printed
and circulated in said county.
(SeaD GEO. c. BENTLEY,
a true copy. Judge of Probate.
Lillas q. Mitchell.
Register Of Probate.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-02

damned with sleeping and bewhisker'
Cd farmers
They had come i'm, you see IRON
miles around 10 vote, and now, utterly
worn out. they lay snoring evo~ywhere
Yes. the entire floor space of the hotel
was covered with sleeping farmers. All
were whiskerod. and their whiskers'
sticking up in the air, caused the ho-
tel halls TO resemble fields Of grain.
Those outstanding whiskcrs In the
draughty corridors waved in the breeze
for an The world lik fields OF nodding
grain on a windy day,
Then l played my joke. shouted
at the top of my lungs:
"'Hit the one with the whiskors"
And instantly every blessed farmerI
capped to his feet with doubled fists"