The Lamar register., 1911-01-11
Spiral dipping. snuff dipping and
winter surf dipping should all be fig
ured in the dangerous class.

Spiral dipping. snuff dipping and
winter surf dipping should all be fig
ured in the dangerous class.
President Taft has a new methods
of shaking hands, which prevents fat
igue. The high handshake affected by
some people has no equal when it
comes to creating fatigue in the minds
OF sensible onlookers.
new gun will fire 400 shots a
minute has been invented The time
was when discovery like that would
have been sufficient excuse for declar-
ing war just to try the thing out
Making the spiral glide" from the
water wagon is most dangerous. Bet
ter stay on the seat.
By the way. what has become of
the Americanized "Chantecler" that
was going ito thrill us long before
this?
One town in Germany made over
800 barrels Of checkers for Christmas
trade, but probably that record is
nothing to some other German towns
that specialize in barrels of something
else.
No doubt public interest in Luther
Burbank's giant strawberry will sud
denly subside when the price per box
il announced.
Argentina spends as much on edu-
cation as on its army and navy COM
bined. How Hobson must despise 4
Training as north-po;e explorer will
stand one in good stead at that time
a million years from now, when. &C
cording to DIR. Wiley men will freeze
at the equator.
An 'Isthmian Kipling" has been pro-
duced at Colon. But what the coun-
airy is most interested in down there
is the crack shoveler instead If the
boss poet.
There are something like 1854 days
left in which to read those hand-tooled
teokle-edged. limited edition books
you got for Christmas, but you know
you will not look into them.
Pretty soon no society woman will
be satisfied with a bird for hat deco
ration unless it has been slain by an
aviator, now that Latham has shown
what can be done in the hunting line
from the deck OF monoplane.
Between holes in the ice aud holes
in the air, this winters record of
fatalities threatens to be alarming.
n
Cherry" is the best book Booth Tark-
iIgton ever wrote. But even so.
what's the use?
Mr.. Carnegie wants to be the last
in war, first in peace, and somewhere
IN the pennant hunt when II comes to
banding out libraries.
A lot OF the rugs belonging to the
Ameer of Bokhara have been burned.
The same rugs. no doubt. that a ped
Ter chap tried to sell you last summer
for $2.39 apiece.
II appears that all those wonders
that were to be wrought by the gyros-
cope are even more intangible than
the wonders that were to be achieved
by denatured alcohol.
The Capital tunnel. Georgetown dis
trict, has been driven for $500 feet.
some twenty veins having been inter
sected. The company controls 1000
feet of ground lying ahead OF the pres
ent breast and ten known veins will
besintersected when the end lines OF
the ground have been reached.
Colorado Farmers Congress and Short
Courses AZ State Agricultural
Congress, Fl. colylins, Janu-
AIRY 9TH to 18th, 1911.
A special rae will be made for this
occasion via the Colorado and South
ern from Pueblo and intermediate
points to Loveland inclusive. Tickets
will be on sale January and .. Final
limit January -. continuous passag.
on the going trip with privilege OF
stop-over at Denver on the return trip
within the final limit.
The Benefit Of the Doubt.
Little Giri-whst's the matter?
Little Boy-Tm crying because my
mamma has just gone to heaven.
Little Girl-Oh! But p'haps she
hasn't,-Judge.
National Western Stock Show at Den
yer, January is to 81.
A special rate of one fare for the
round trip will be made via the Colo
RADIO and Southern for this occasion
from all points in the state. Tickets
will be on sale from points within 100
miles OF Denver on January 1G. is, 10
and 20. In addition to these dates
tickets will be sold from points more
than $50 miles from Denver on Janu-
AIRY 18th. Final limit On all tickets
January cath.
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