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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
BROKE OUT ON BABY

when my baby was two months
old, she had eczema and rash very
badly. I noticed that her face and
body broke out very suddenly, thick,
and red as a coal of fire. I did not
know what to do. The doctor ordered
CASTLE soap and powders, but they
did nc good. She would scratch, as
it itched, and she cried, and did not
sleep for more than a week. One
day I saw in the paper the advertise
ment of the Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment, SO I got them and
tried them at once. My ,baby's face
was as a cake of ores.
when I first used the Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment. I could
see a difference. In color it was red
der. I continued with them. My
baby was in a terrible condition. I
used the Cuticura Remedies (Soap
and Ointment) four times a day, and
in two weeks she was quite well. The
Cuticura Remedies healed her skin
perfectly, and her skin is now pretty
and fine through using them. I also
use the Cuticura Soap today, and will
continue to, for it makes a lovely
skin. Every mother should use the
Cuticura Remedies. They are good
for all sores, and the Cuticura Soap
is also good for s~hampooing the hair,
for I have tried it. I tell all my
friends how the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment cured my baby of eczema
and rash." (Signed) Mrs. Drew, 210
W. 18th St, New York city, Aug. rs,
1910.
Cuticura Remedies are sold through
out the world. Send to Potter Drug
e Chem. Corp, Boston, Mass, for
free booklet on the skin.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free. to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD u
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi-
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had a personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grippe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 26 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to nave a clear
complexion OF enjoy good health. If
I had my way l would prohibit the sale
of .nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead Of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing As pills,
25 cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD &
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
Why Gov. Brown Didn't Speak

hotel, l found him suffering acutely,
and 1 diagnosed the case as one of
poison. Governor Browns friends
told me that he had been anxious to
taste soft shell crabs, a delicacy
that was not known in his college
days, and that the dish had so ap-
pealed to him that he had imprudent-
ly eaten three. Very likely one of
them was not as fresh as it might
have been; at all events, he vas poi
soned by the delicacy, and SO much SO
that only after an hour or two of the
hardest work I succeeded in relieving
him and bringing him out of danger.
But l would not be surprised if he felt
the effects of the acute illness for
some time to come"
The young correspondent hurried
away, and was about to send the true
story of the cause of Governor
Browns illness to the New York news
paper of which he was the local rep
resentative when several Of the New
ayers urged him, as a fellow Repub-
lican, to say nothing, giving it as
their opinion that the first story of
the cause of Governor Browns illness
had better run it's course. Their coun-
sci prevailed, and SO it never became
known that not too much cordially,
but what we should now call ptomaine
poisoning was the primary cause of
the abrupt termination of the New
England campaign of the Liberal Re
publican candidate for v~ice-president.
Copyright, 1911, by E. J. Edwards. ALI
Rights Reserved.)
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
Self Reliance of Cleveland

Or stand in the way Of some valuable
campaign activity.
This feeling was especially notable
among the leaders of the Tammany
organization. Tammany had swung
sincerely and Loyalty into line and was
earnestly supporting. the candidacy
of Cleveland, something which the or
ganization did not do in 1884. And
Tammany thought it advisable to send
n of it's leaders, who was a personal
friend Of Mr.. Cleveland's, with a mes
sage for the presidential candidate.
Mr.. Cleveland received the emissary
of Tammany very cordially. The day
was warm. They sat upon the piazza,
so that they might get the breezes
from Buzzard's Bay. Mr.. Cleveland
sat with his hat off. They chatted
for a while upon general politics, and
then the Tammany message-bearer
spoke substantially as follows:
Mr.. Cleveland, Tammany is on
WINGED that you will carry New York
state and be elected unless something
happens which we cannot now ~foresee.
We are Of the opinion, therefore, that
a practical politician should be desig-
mated to take personal charge of your
canvass. / mean by that, charge Of
the v SO far as your W rela-
ton to it personally is concerned
something like the relation Daniel
Manning pore to your first canvass for
the presidency"
What do you NEAR by a practical
Politician" Mr.. Cleveland asked.
"Why, I mean a man competent to
look out for all obstacles, to prevent
any mistakes, to know what people
are going to say who come to see you,
to advise with you in respect to what
you say in reply"
$50 that is your idea of a practical
politician? ?" said Mr.. Cleveland.
Yes, a man capable of standing be-
tween you and any possible mistake.
A man who knows how to get just the
right kind of news into the news
papers. A man who is very watchful,
and who knows politics-how to pull
the strings, and when not to pull
them"
$50 a practical politician must be
a man who knows how to pull
strings?" queried Mr.. Cleveland.
"Of course. replied the Tammany
politician.
"Well,' said Mr.. Cleveland, this is
all very funny. Will you take a mes
sage back to your Tammany friends
for me? Tell them how greatly l
appreciate their interest, and that l
consider it a compliment that you
should have ONE to visit me. Then
you "a also say to them that Mr..
Cleveland would like to know If they
don't think that a man who has been
nominated for president three times
has something of the practical pol
itician in him?"
Right there the conversation ceased.
The Tammany politician returned to
Tammany Hall, bearing Mr.. -.Cleve-
lands message, and from that moment
there was no longer any doubt in the
organization of Mr.. Cleveland's ability
to direct from the point Of view of
practical politics his campaign for the
presidency.
Copyright, 1911, by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
Must Consult His Pastor.

The inQuisitive Wharton subscrib-
er. a lady this time, wants to know if
it is any more harm for women to
play bridge all day than it is for their
husbands to play poker all night. We
generally answer u Wharton in
quiries right off the bat, but we feel
that it is proper to submit this ques-
ton to our pastor before rendering
final Observation-Disclosures Post. \
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
MALARIOUs FEWER.

MALAR1OCS Y
Causing Loss of Appetite, Headache
and Bilious attacks prevented by Elixir
Babek, a splendid remedy for such all
ments.
Myself and whole household had suf-
fered very much for some time with
Malarlal Fever. Elixir Babek' has
cured us perfectly. so that we enjoy at
present the best of health."-Jacob Eb-
erly, Fairfax Court House, Va.
Elixir Babek SO cents. all druggists or
kloczewski & Co, Washington D. C.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
1t Varies, DARLING,

Little HAZEL. know what the 18l
Willie-Well, what?
Hazel-It means. the kisses it takes
to get engaged.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

For over fifty years Rheumatism and
Neuralgia sufferers have found great re-
lief in Hamlins Wizard Oil. Don't wait
today. ~
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

The expectation of being pleased
which prevails SO much in young per-
sons is one great source of their en-
Observation-Disclosures.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BULL UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVE
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
showing it is simply Quinfkne and Iron in q taste,
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
dealers for 30 years. Price SO cents.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
In Ciubland.

Hudson-How did you vote?
Mrs. Hudson-We1l, I wanted to
vote both ways, sc I paired with my
seH.-Harper's Bazaar.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

Mrs. W1ns1ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teetnlng, softens the gums. reduces iuhaanma-
non, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc a bottle
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

A woman's idea of a brave man is
one who isn't afraid to go into a dark
closet in which there may be a mouse.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
Strictiv Bushes

Mrs. Knicker-Did you hold a short
session with your HUSBAND?
Mrs. Bocker-Yes, l merely had him
pass an appropriation bill.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
Too Much Like Work.

The boss's son is kicking"
"Why?"
Says he's overworked. All he used
to do was tear the pages off the Office
calendars once a month. Now he has
to wind the eight-day clock, too"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

A mar may avoid family cares by
taking care of his family.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18
For COT.Ds ami cu~

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re-
leves the aching and the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid-efects Immediately. 1Oc., 25c., and SOC.
At drug stores.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1911-05-18

When a girl yawns it's up to the
young man to get in the home stretch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01
SOMETHING a SENATOR NEVER
<5 DOES.

Mr.. Hepburn Of Idaho sometimes has
trouble In getting large audience o.
his fellows when he speaks on ing
floor Of the senate. One day last July
he rose to make speech and, seeing
that there were only three men besides
himself In their placesshe moved to 40
journ. This was prevented by the az
sembling Of q quorum Of senators VINO
had been sitting In the cloakrooms.
In beginning his delayed speech, Ne
said: # .i. -.
II do not understand the conduct Q!
senators. l have seen them under All
phases. Nhave seen a senator leave
this chamber when he should stay here
to receive good advice. have seen MN
leave this chamber when, by remain
ing. he could have. given good advice.
The only thing I never saw senator
do was to back out Of the door IN IN
middle Of his own speech, "-Populs1
Magazine.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01
DEPEws Best COMPLIMENT.

Senator Depew, at "a dinner in his
honor in New York said Of his notable
.oratofical gift: N
II have received many compliments,
on my skill at after-dinner speaking,
but the naivest compliment Of all came
from an upstate farmer. Y,
n Senator. said he. you might have
typhoid and recover, you might have
pneumonia and recover, you might
have yellow fever and recover, but r.
ever got lockjaw you'd burst. -
selphia Record.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01
HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

Jimmy" said Tommy, whats the
matter with you? You don't never y
In for any fun nowadays"
No; I'm feelin good because In
goin' to have "a birthday soon. an :
want to git q present. 1"
Better not be- too good. or mepoe
they won't give you nothin' but :
Bible. =" Catholic Standard.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

It Is generally worthless. loud
mouthed black loafer who Is continu-
ally contending that the negro race
never was anything, Is now nothing,
and never will amount to much. He Is
ignorant OF the rise and fall Of ma
lions and races; consequently he can
have no conception Of the long stretch
Of years required for the development
Of 4 people. Every time 1t is our pain
full privilege to hear such self-dis-
counting rot we wish 1t we're possible
for the leopard to change his spots.
Such human cipher would look SO
becoming with the appropriate com.
plexion OF q toad frog. Southern Life
Magazine.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Booker Washington's message Of
hope gave the poor struggling negro
OF this state and Of the country as
for that. much inspiration at q time
when it was distressingly needed and
highly appreciated. And we wish to
say further that the sentiment those
messages contained has too deeply
rooted and grounded itself in the
hearts and hopes Of the determined
members Of the race to ever be up
rooted by those Of the other race, who
every now and then see the niger
In the woodpile" and thereby seek
to raise the false cry Of social equal
ity, and thus seek to turn friendly
sentiment against us.-Western Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01
TRUE REFoRMERs OPTIMISTIC
MEMBERS OF THE ORDER HAPPY
OVER THE REFUSAL OF UNI
TED STATES AND STATE.
COURTS TO APPOINT A RE.
cEIvER As ASKED BY CRED.
IToRs-coNDITloN OF ORDER
IMPROVING.

Richmond, Va.-The refusal of the
United States and state courts to ap-
point a receiver to take charge Of
the affairs of the true reformers has
occasioned much jubilation among the
members Of the society from Grand
Master Griffin down. The officers
now assert without any hesitancy that
it will not be many months before
the business Of the order will be in a
healthy condition.
The True Reformer, the Official or
gan Of the order, speaking optimist-
ically OF the condition of the grand
fountain says in part:
"Out of the chaos Of the past we
are just beginning to see the light.
To put the organization in the hands
Of receivers would be to cut of her
revenues and thus bring disaster to
thousands of negroes scattered over
the country
"A glance at the grand worthy sec
retary's statement ..6 will con-
vince you that we are doing well and
only, ask for time and all debts will
be paid. The receipts vary from $500
to $1,000 daily, and claims are being
paid as rapidly as possible. It will
only be short time. If the manage
ment is let alone. before the organiza-
ton will be re-established on d Arm
er basis than ever,
The condition Of the organization
in a nutshell 10 this: The new man
agement Is making desperate effort
to correct former mistakes and doing
everything in III power to satisfy the
creditors Who could do more?
There is not the least doubt that the
order can be rehabilitated."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

4 10 7ssl 4 !
Do you take a negro newspaper? II
not, why not? Negroes who never
read negro newspapers are untrue to
themselves and to the race. They see
only one side OF the race question and
lose interest in the race and In them
selves. Reputable negro newspapers
give the world the bright side, while
most other journals paint q black pic
ture. All negroes are not failures,
neither are all negroes "black brutes."
Some are men with souls. whose use
ful lives make brilliant pages, worthy
to be read by any people. Suppose you
subscribe to and read a negro paper,
and thus get another side OF the pic
ture. The Negro Fortune Teller
( Huntsville. Ala.)
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

There u . good deal Of talk now
about .paper-bas cooking but with.
out having tried It We shouldn't think
4 paper bag would taste good. no mat
IT, how II may 30 cooked
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

a Frenehman who has become en-
thusiastic about baseball II going to
ny 70 make It the French National
nms. a boys baseball game would
- : QuabAr meeting compared with
two mines Of excitable Frenchmen On.
gaging = the sport. ,s5 7
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

II ought 70 be easy for . good many
wives 70 got new sealslxin coats this
winter. An eastern court has granted
q divorce to woman because her
husband concealed his real character
from hsr when they were married.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

4 Kansas Judge scoRs ct the idea
q love q nrst sight. Probably he 10
one Of those phlegmatic fellows who
kssp the girls guessing for seven
years and then marry IN doubt.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Grapefruit 10 beginning to crowd
sst the cantaloupe. and the latter no
doubt se4s what IT. fate ID TO be.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Rev. r. d. Stinson preached In the
colored Presbyterian church. corner
Of Fort and Houston streets. in Allan
ta. Among other things, he said: III
the high-class press and good people
are to be believed, the negro Is seeing
daily the need OF moral homes and
school training and fully trusting In
God, as,our fathers and mothers did IN
other days. Our own safety largely de-
pends on honorable employment Of the
youth. Our contribution to the com
munities' good and the negro's true
elevation depends upon what Is taught
IN the practical school house, the CON-
nonsense home and the purely moral
church. These conditions can hardly
be brought thoroughly into action
without the proper class Of men and
women as leaders. Less can be said
about race Irregularities, and more
about a good and useful life; for, say
what you will, there Is q large class
OF our people who are taking advan-
tage OF the bad things they ought to
pshun, and they are proving most dam
aging to our well being and future
happiness. The church, in the past,
has meant everything good to us when
we were trained and had no better
sense than to worship God honestly.
But in these days of imitation. I'M
scrupulous conduct and ornamental
education and the subterfuge Of race
trouble. too large class OF US are
seeking to shift the responsibility OF
developing the right kind OF habits
and life. and we are deceiving no one
more than we are destroying ourselves.
Sad to say, this child race OF ours
has too many morally bad leaders.
whose highest interest Is sham honors,
filthy lucre and to play cheap politics;
but all is coming out right in the end.
The Lord knows how to deliver the
Cody out Of temptations and keep the
wicked until the day Of Judgment to be
punished"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

It has always been mystery why
apparently intelligent people, when at
a concert or an entertainment of any
high order, will laugh and talk while
some singer or reader Is trying to be
heard, 1t Is very ill-mannered and
shows lack Of good breeding. II the
entertainment Is not to your liking.
get up and 90 out, but do not disturb
those who do enjoy It and have paid
for just that privilege. Chicago De-
fender
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

The megaphone would be valuable
ching on the farm. where It could BE-
1sod 70 call the hired man 1t I Q. m
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Nrs. Najor1s Gould Drexel's little
daughter ID set down % ! $50. 000. 900
baby, but there are others that can
not bs bought at even that price. "a
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

A masseur has been fined for prac-
ticing medicine. It Will soon b nm.
safe to put vet towel on Z sick
friends brow.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

The difference between . banquet
and Z dinner u that the former com
sist Of 1 great deal Of talk without
mach 70 eat. ' N
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

About all that can be said In favor
~ double chin II that Il has some
Drssugs In an argument
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

The preachers who decry baseball
should raise their own batting aver
ags - they want to increase interest
81 their own work.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

The financial success Of some Of our
popular actors IL Indicated By the
amount q aifmony they are able to
ny.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Cleveland has unveiled statue Of
Wagner. At this distance It cannot
30 ssen whether II II 4 statue TO
Hoaus or 70 Wilhelm Richard.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

In Tucson eggs have been selling
for 30 cents apiece. Burbank should
hasten to develop species Of cactus
that viii lay eggs.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

A election In switzerland seems 70
extract about - much attention - ~
1ayy.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Capt Elmer Baldwin will try to To-
ssts the north pole in 1916. 1t may
- Q common jaunt by then.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

College women do not indulge IN d.
vorce. says one Of them. To tho pros
pective marrier this should bs warn
ing enough.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

On the Isthmus OF Panama there
90 4.7s6 bachelors and only 1877
spinsters. Go south. young woman
60 south!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

We base our prediction OF long
cold winter on the fact that this
aysar's chestnut worms are fatter than
usual
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Reports from Los Angeles indicate
that drunken Japanese with : load
Cd gun 10 a. dangerous % Z drunken
Cancasian.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

The men who plastered their auto
number with mud and hurried away
aftsr casualty have done the same
% their consciences.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

4 Texas town Of 1000 has not seen
wedding In three years. but has had
two lynching parties.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Taxes have gone 20 high IN Japan
that the little nation may not feel like
whipping anybody for several years
10 come.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

n cost . Missouri man SIS to shoot
. redbird and It could not have bsen
such great sport. either.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

rsw headline writer's can tell Of .
all Of SNOW without illusions to The
Beautiful.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Goats milk comes strongly recon.
mendsd - new cure for inebriety.
Try Il - SOLO friend. AZ
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1911-12-01

Reading maketh full man-Dut
reading his marriage notice viii soon
empty his pockets. I'll "a