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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02

The United States Marine band, Lieu tenant William H. Santelmann conductor, will give grand concert at the Jeffer- son theater on the night of October 20.
 The contract was signed yesterday aft ernoon by W. L. Radcliffe, 8 Washington manager for the band, and represent atives of the local guarantee committee, of which Oliver Chalifoux is secretary and treasurer.
 Music lovers will consider Birmingham fortunate in securing this famous band. It ranks perhaps second to none in the world today, and in the opinion of many critics it Is easily Americas premier brass and reed organization. It was con sidered a very fine band when Sousa was director 25 years ago, but it attained the highest standard after Congress increas- ed the pay of the musicians and made their compensation equal to that of sym phony orchestra artists.
 Musicians who have heard the Marine band recently say that all of it's points of excellence may be embraced in the word
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
MAY PLACE ABAN ON CIRCUS HERE Business Men Think Show Will Detract From the
 State Fair

It is understood that the commissioners of the city will be requested to prohibit any circus from showing in Birmingham preceding the Alabama state fair. The action is said to be contemplated on ac- count of the announcement here that a well known circus will show here just a day or two before the state fair opens.
 It Is said to be the opinion of the most conservative business men that the circus people pick out the exact time for the Birmingham fair opening and show here to catch the crowds that logically belong to the fair. In showing here at the time selected it is said the circus will take away from the state fair several thousand dollars worth of patronage and will cause many people of this community to fail to visit the fair after having come to the city and seen the circus.
 The business men of Birmingham own every dollar of the state fair stock. They have failed to come out even on the fair every year until last year when no cir GUS came. But 1t is said to be the bes, opinion that if circus is permitted to show here just before the gates to the fair open it will mean a great loss to the local institution.
 Commissioner Lane who has been con suited about the situation says that he is unwilling to say that the circus can be prohibited as 1t may be against the law to take such action. However he is of the opinion that license so high that the circus people cannot pay it will cause them to stop coming to Birmingham when the state fair opens.
 Heretofore high licenses caused the circus people to move just outside the limits of the city and there give their two ring show. However Birmingham Is now so large that only two points can be touched. They are Bessemer and Gate City. It is said the circus would hesitate to utilize either of these places as the revenue would not be sufficient,
 The fair association at Seattle that managed the exposition with such rare ability and with such splendid results assumed the same position about circuses as the local officials and the city pro- hibited the circus from showing in Seattle while the exposition was on. The busl- ness men of Seattle and Washington owned the fair and they did not intend to allow circuses to store away several thousand dollars and thus deprive the fair of that amount
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
NEED 100 MEN AT
 THE ACMAR MINE DeBardeleben Says Busi- ness Is Booming and the
 Prospects Are Fine

'We need 100 first aclass miners and a great many additional laborers as business is booming and indications are very good
 That was the statement of Charles F. DeBardeleben. vice president Alabama Fuel and Iron company, operating Ac- mar and Marguerite mines. yesterday During the past few days the immense washer and other plants at the new mine Acmar have been completed and the scarcity of labor is keenly felt in the operations.
 Mr. DeBardeeben said that the labor supply all over the district, he was told, was somewhat low and that plenty of work was ready for every willing hand.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
German Defeats Lee

Baltimore, September lon the face of practically complete unofficial returns to- day from the democratic primary cleo tion in Maryland yesteHaq, State Sena- tor Arthur German hay defeated state Senator Blair Lee for slie gubernatorial nomination by one vote in the state con ventlon to be held next month Senator German will have 65 votes 'as against 64 for Senator Lee. A factor that contrib uted to Senator Lees defeat was the loss of one vote each in two of the counties he carried because of a decrease in pop- ulaton shown by the last census.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
TY COBB ARRESTED
 FOR SPEEDING

Detroit, September 1.-syrus Raymond Cobb, ball player extraordinary" was found guilty of speeding his automobile when arraigned before Justice Randolph today. Sentence was suspended. The officer who arrested the Georgian swore that he was running his automobile at the rate of 24 miles an hour. Fifteen miles an hour Is the limit prescribed by law in the section of Detroit where the ar rest was made
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Togo Sends Wireless

Washington, September 1.--Acting Soc, retary of the Navy Winthrop today re- ceived the following wireless message from Admiral Togo, on board the steamer ramba Maru in the Pacific. returning to Japan Permit me to express to you my high appreciation of the special honor yuu have kindly done me in giving me an escort of the squadron upon my departure from the port of Seattle" The armored cruisers West Virginia and Colorado yes terday escorted the Japanese out of ter- ritorlal waters of the United States.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
HUSBANDS HEAD IS
 BROUGHT IN COURT

Marinette, Wis, September 1.-The head of the husband of Mrs Mary Wertelewski of Pound, Wis, was exhibited in court today when the Wertelewski woman had her preliminary on the charge of murder ing her husband. There was a gasp of horror when witness of the state took the head from a cask of alcohol and held 1t up before the judge and attorneys. The defendant manifested no emotion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Hit By AerOplane

New York, September 1.-Suit for $25. 900 damages was filed today by Mary Lynch of Delevan, Wis, against the Wright company for alleged injuries sustained September IS, 1910, when she was hit she says, by an aeroplane driven by the late Arch Hoxsey at Mil- waukee. She claims to have been per maeently injured and asserts the accident could have been foreseen and provided against.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Rev. deOvies Returns

Rev. R. deOvies returned last night from his vacation. which he spent at Sewanee, Tenn. His family will remain there for a short while longer. He will hold the usual services on Sunday at the St. Andrews Episcopal church, which are as follows:
 Sunday school at 9:D a. m; Holy com munion and sermon at II a. m. evening prayer and sermon at 8 D. m. There will be no early communion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Chinese Ship to Arrive

Washington September 1.-The Chinese cruiser Hachi. which represented China's navy al the coronation of King George " will arrive at New York September 1o on visit of courtesy. After q short stay in American waters she will continue her voyage around the world, touching at ports of Mexico. Central and South America.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
PELLAGRA GERMS
 IN BUFFALO GNAT

Lexington, Ky, September 1.-The buf- falo gnat has been fixed upon by Henry Garman. n government bacteriologist and entomologist. the means of spreading the mysterious disease pellagra, which has been claiming many lives in the mountain region of Kentucky. MT. Gar man has been conducting investigations at the solicitation of the state physl- clans. ..4xl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
LICENSE REPORT
 MADE FOR MONTH

The August report of License Collec- tor Boggan was made to President Exum yesterday
 Ii discloses that $Sl59.I5 was col lected in licenses during the past month The yearly collections, includ- ing August, have been $349,2S7 75. which is an increase over the same period of last year of $596. 50.
 The reported items upon which H.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Liberals Raid Ranch

Juarez. Mex. September LA ranch To- cated few miles south of this city was raided by small band Of armed liberals Tuesday night, all the mules on the place being taken.
 Ii is believed the liberals are providing theDse N0 with horses and mules In ppN4rA0 Of resuming hostilities.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
POLITENESS PAYS
Hospital Attendants Courtesy Re.
 membered in Will

New York, September 1.-Augustus Weiman. superintendent of the Hahne- mann hospital is most polite man, and this brought the hospital an unexpected legacy today of S1,146,S26. Because of Weismann's courtesy to Mitchell Nalen- tine who made an inspection of the hos pital some time ago. Valentine provided this sum for the hospital in his will.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Congregational Services

At the Congregational chapel, Nortl Nineteenth street, near Seventh avenue, Rev George Eaves. D. D., pastor. will preach at II a. m and p. m. tomorrow. Morning topic, .'The Southern Rural Com munlty and the Body of Christ" Topic at night, How God Dwells With Man. Communion after morning sermon. Bi- ble school at 10 a. m.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
DIR. PATRICK HERE
President of Judson College Is Stop
 ping at the Hillman

President Robert G. Patrlcl0 of Judson college, at Marion, is in Birmingham and will be glad to meet any of the students or prospective students of this well known institution.
 Dr. Patrick is stopping at the Hotel Hillman,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
pisgah Services Tomorrow

Pisgah assembly, Rev. c 0. Oxnam D.. D., elder in charge. Rev. Wilson J.. Squire, associate. will holb service Sun day afternoon at ! T. m. in the Odeor theatre. t9o7 Second avenue. Rev. OK nam, and several ministers of the city will suf tsy
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02

The following marriage license was is sued from the probate court Friday: T.. C. White of Woodlawn to Miss Mar garet l.. Hanbery.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Services at Advent Church

Sunday services will he conducted by Dr. w. F. Evans. at 7:so a. n.. and at Ii o'clock. at the Church of the Advent.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-09-02
Marriage License Issued

commissioner of Internal Revenue.
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Value of Washington Farms.
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The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1911-05-15

Value of Washington farms and buildings $115 600 900
Value of Washington farm lands 99,311 900
Value of Washington farm buildings 16,299 900
Value of farm implements and machinery 6,272,OOO
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27

9as aIte SrGuIein Gbri1tine Batat.
i6np (oie chem. @orIeierin Der &atie-
rim &oroline auguIte), Die uncr.
f6opfIid an rei5enoen a~nefooten bonn
8iener Sole Der @ormGr55eit mar,
bot unter nnoerent germ folaenbes
foItli6es Gtiidden aus Der @abp5eit
bes &aiiers Sran5 Soief gum beiten
9egeben:
Die Iia (iG claude eS mar cine
9aronin Sturmfeoer) er51blte Dem
~5jGDrigen Gr5ber5og 8ran5 Soief oits
ser btblii6eln @eid)i6te bonn &0uig
Salomo uro id)lieBt nit Oen 8orten:
Limo bieier Salomo mar Der peiieite,
3. \. Der gef1eiteite bon allen sSiirlten,
&aiiern ul6 &oni9en Die bie 8elt ie
geieben bat"
Ser @lonofopf Idaitt eroB, tpieoers
bolt: Ser p~eiieIte BON allen &aiiern"
ltnb iebt riidt er nit Der groBen Sra-
ae an: .glber mein @roboater
(ber aaiier Sran3) lit bod nod weiier,
gelt?"
9ie @r3ieberin mlB Oies in paiien'
Der Sorm berneinen: n&niierli6e So
belt, feline MoieItdt, SIR SoderIald).
ter @robpater, lit 5tpor iebr meiic ober
meiier ais SaIomo lit er lei0er nidlt."
&unitpouie. Ser fGeine Yrin5 iins
inert. @r mod)te gar al germ gegen
ben groBcn Solomo red)t bebaltcn,
8lGBli6 fat er's meg mo nerfiinOet
triumpDierenO: oOfein @roBpater lit
ober oo6 nod meiier, Oh boit mir
ia geraoe er5Gblt, oaB Solomo ben
falI6en @6ttern Gempel gebaitt Dot.
Dos bot mein @robpapa ME eet6an
alio lit mein @roBpapo Der @eideite'
rp r
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
9ie puctiide Srtsberipaltnna.

8aB Srmor un6 Sbrigfeit feline
iid obitoBenOen 8egriffe iino, be5eltgt
cine 8arnitngstofel, Oie am Arberice
i'm @opriIGen @oIo 6o8 getreten CT,
mes perfiibrerii6 lofenOen &ripotlpe.
pes perbietet. Die &arnung lit iiber-
ihrieben: y8ornungl Idtungl" un0
lautct rGS miro biermit oorm1f bin-
acpieien, 6nb ie6er, Der nod einmot
oieien &ribotpeg iih 81 9eben er.
freht, fiirS erItemol brei &ronen
bledt, i'm 8ieserboIungSfoII mir6
INNER Die Strofe Tim orei &ronen
idlimmer. - Sir ollerItrengite Sn,
nebaltlntg miro gdrnntirtl Die Srts.
permoItung."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
@ic man reid iucrOen fam.

Gem oSemps" tpiro ans Ron cine
biibi6e Inefoote bon &0nig @ictor
Channel beri1tet. 9ana6 befinoet
lid in Der 8ampQgne, Die ii9 spIiden
Gom II. benz Meere eritreGt, ON llfer
Der @Ia9liaita Elm @aitbalt$, ba5 elm
8irtb nGnens 9licctotti fii6rt. Seine
&1nOifaft beltebt aus 6eu orl1en 2eu.
ten Der l~tlnge9eno, mo es aebt IN Dem
@aItbaule INNER lebr 6ei6eioen 81.
gtlr mnll6n1al mad)t Elm Itttomobil,
0as Die Magliona6riife iiberieBt, Salt
uno Die Sniaiicn nebmeu bci Dem bic.
Oeren Gicciotti Grfrii6ungen ciu. 81.
mes Cages aber brodte Der St0nig iebit
nnerlporteten @lan5 in ole fleine
8irt6i6aft. 9as automobil 0eS So.
nigS, Der bon elmer SSa9o 5uriiffe6rte,
bate in Ser g2GDe SGobcn erlitten.
Ser 8irtb muroe 0urd ben boben Se-
iud gang permirrt, lton0 ga uuo be.
tDunoerte in unberboblenen IuSbrii.
den bas italt6beoedte Iutompbil, BEN
&6ntg, aber Dor aIlem Elm rieiiges
8il6idpein, oas Ser S0uig erIeqt bat.
te uno oaS gu SiiBen bes Gbuuffeurs
lag. o&er bocco!" fonnte ii6 &icciotti
nidt entbalten als5urufen: 0aS herr.
li6e 8ilbI6lpein! Mit 70 eiuem Sbie.
re f0unte ib am Sonntag elm 8ermo.
gen per6ienen! Ser 8ouig i6ien Die
@orte 81 i%iberboren, 3ltmal Der Cher
bereits fir Elm r0mii6es Spital be.
itinlmt NOR. Mtt einem guten Srinf-
gelo berlieB er nad) einer @eile ben
naioen @irtb. 9alo oorauf belt mn,
fpieoer Elm 9lutomobil Dor Dem @a1t.
bouie GicciottiS, ltno linn e%ntItieg Der
&onig uto Die 9ontgin. gu SiiBen beS
GbouffcurS lag aber ou9 pieoer elm
Cher, I6oner nod als Der oamalige.
&icciotti, Der einen lleuet S6oben
bes GlutomobiIs nermutbete, i~tiir5te
nit ent6l0Btem &opfe berbei. Ser
&6nig Iegte ibm oie Sarb auf Die
Sdulter un6 fragte i'm: Scum, meiE
SreunO, bait OIL nod INNER Suit, elm
@ermo9en 81 perOienen? 9a lit elm
@iloi6pein fir Oeinen Sonntagl"
Der @irtb muBte nidt ge1,ou, OF er
tr6umte ooer ma6 mar; aber er Iob
in 8irtliffeit ben &ieieneber Dor lid.
ltn6 bas foniglide Iutomobil ber-
idipano idon in Der Serne. 0ieglnef.
bote mar bIibidnell in Gom befonnt
getpor0eu, unO ~un3dbli9e Weniden
5ogen an oos ltfer Der Magliana, Inn
Bel Sficciotti Elm Stiid bon benz @ber
bes &onigs 81 erbnlten. &icciotti pers
Oiente tbatiG6lid elm Sermo9en. uno
sum Iuocnfen oaran benannte er iein
beriibmt geporbenes 8irtbsbaus
Sum 8ilSidmein oes &onies".
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
SArctli@!

Same: nNcnt Dir mr.. luic mlucr.
FIT unicr neuer Chauffeur iii!
C,en erit bat er mid unb Die Sinner
nod1 &ouic 9rin6rcm ga Inbct cr I'M.
jcre 9odlin 81 ciucr Spo5ieriobrt ein
uno fdbrt, obne MIDI 81 irogcn, nit
ibr orp!" - Mnnn: .I6er er fam
ia nod nidt nal ridjtig iobrcn, unn
lie iii lmlcrc critic 0ohiu. sic onitGn.
Dig roben fam"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
Dir idnucritc @cleibianna.

n0oS lit Der mperid0mlteIte Ga.
iron, Der mir ie p%orgrtommen iltl"-
rlcf ein otter Scrr AM Stnmmsiih
olls, dis bic NeNe ouf cillen iiingcrcn
@ctaunten fam. D9oB mir ser ia
ltidt lpieoer Dor Die Iugcn fommt!"
o8arum oenn? @oS bat er ocnlt
81 Sbnen gcingt?" - Gar niftS."
nSot er 0enu etmos 80ies iiber
Sic 81 mocren Qeiprofen2" =
~Netn, nidts. abrr ieoeSmal, mem,
i'd IoSleste, Tim linn einen SpoB sl
cr50bIen, iab er nod Der llbr!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
SumOri1iideS.
Ginc prattiidlc G,iaOnna.
=--s .SSs-

.@a5 bc6clitct 0emn c entlid oieie
iOnSerbnrc &oitc an SIRE. 5drei5ma.
idine? Die Gu6e i'd ionit nod on
feiHCr bcmCrft." at!
las iii mculc cigene @riuoullg.
&cnl i'd mai nidt lpeiB, mic EN-
Mort ribti8 gcl6ricbcn miro, Damn
ie I'D ali ojrip 8oltc nlo Nonit
i ) Oo@ &ort Qol5 pcrwiiht."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
Sin Mittcl mcldeS Ggtcm Bcilt.
9fr belpeiien eS.

@arum 3eit uno @eI0 ~perr HiNcn
mi. cypierimeuien nit Solben HnOr
SGmieren ilnl Dem Grcents9o5illns
Don inter Der Saut 5u entfcrnel
Dem Die GIiuge's apot6efe 3emo,
cine refine, fIiiiiige gtiihuna fir DUP
cren @ebralt0 g%arautirt bic &aut
81 reinigen bonn 8n5illen lcben mel
dies Die aranfbeit ncruriodt2 Cine
a%ntpenoung miro 0ns Suden uno
0ftere lit cine 6Ioide 8eltii8en0 nm
lei6te Sdqe bon Green 81 furiren.
Sn iibcr 1000 St1bten unb 80rf'
ern in aulerifa bat Ser leitente 9lpo.
tbefen sic @gentltr fir 8eno, uno
er miro es Dir er6G6len ipcld merf.
piirOise Giiren NIT oieier reinen ein'
laden Seilmpt6obe gemaft nurben.
3eno lit onerfonnt oas reinite nno
al6 ~popnoarite Mittel fir bic Setl'
ing BON grcenL alusfdIag irtb &cpf
f1uppen rnb onoeren Saut. uno
8opfbont 9ranfbeiten OF BEL Sin.
bern o6er ertuadienen.
@ollt ihr auf uniere Gmpfebturo
bin nid,t cine SIaide probiren?
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
q
Sclcioigt.

2oui6rrItc: rSicr iino oic Gicr,
Nic Sic 5ltlu SUDDEN bclteIlt bo6en
9n6oi9e Gron!" - Sousfrnu (obne
lid um5lr0rcbcn): oGnnfe; lcgen sic
lie MIR pa olrf SEN Siid)." - &ouf.
bnride; Sic lrrcn. gnGoige 5rau!
Sd bin uid)t 0as &ubn, id) bin Ger
2ouI6ltribe bonn 2%auimonn oo Nrii.
bel!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
Gin outer 6 BE IN a n |

Gin gutter Gbema n n.
srau: so lpGt tommit ou Dieoer
aus oeiner Stammtnsipe. ben sdnoen
Ra6mittag babe ib auf bid getpars
tet; peibt bn nenn ni9t, Dab beute
mein Geburtstas iitg" Mann: .aber
nutiirIif, @eibden, Den baben mir ia
aeraoe gefeiert!'
PRO B. pSerr Direttpr, Sbr
Gobn lit ser refine Taifen6idHo.s
% Sra, fagen mir lieber Elm Miliunens
faFo.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
Ginc altc Giuridtuna.

&letter Surge: SD babe eilten
Gopa, uno cine Woma iino eiucn
1robpapa!" SITTER Serr: .8ie
gilt lit Ocnn 0ein @roBpapa2"
Slnee: y9os weiB i6 ni6t ober mir
laben i'm id)on iebr lange!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
GnttauIdt.

Srou: gu bait mir bod peripro.
den, ipenn idl did bciratbete, piiroc
mir icOer @uuid) ~erfiilIt peroen."-
Manh: rGa, in6 lit eS uift aud
io?" - Srou: vNcin; id t%piinidte,
id bate 9id ME gebeirotbetl"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
1iriadlc nnS @irfnna.

r@orum fonIlItierit On ni1t ei'
men Ir5t ipe9cn Geiner S6lafloItg'
feit9" = o8os? @obl bamtt Oie
&edlnung nod bober miro! Meine
0oftoridulOen finO geraoe fdulo o.
ran, Dab ih nidt id)lofeu fonn!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
So, Sann.

Foli3eiinipettor: n8orum baben
sic nid)t, nie ih %onorOnete, Inn eli
9eriGt erItottet? Sest lit es 6odJ
if)on na6 5mGIi!" Boli3iit:
SD mitBte lei0er Die 8eit
ni6t, Giner bon Ocn Saihen0ie6en,
sic i1 81 beobod)tqn bate, bat mir
meme llbr g%eitoblcn."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
@Cttbclucrb.

vMein 6rduIein, id bin in sic Biz
ii6cr Oie Sbren perIirbt!" - na6er
0oS Dat mir mcin Setter alid idon
Neiagt!" DSa, ober ib Bab' Idneere
Obreu!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
Ghmntt.

y2iebcr Monn mir miiiien sic
Rin0eritu6e neu tope5ieren laiien.
@elde Sopete Galtit Oh fir Die ge.
eignetlte?" - ,8eIlbIeG!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
Gr rcbandJirt iidj nidJt.

9orfmirtbin: o8er is oenn Ser,
Der ba idlon ne babe Stunb' in ser
Sdanfitub' iibt uuo niidt p~er5ebrt2"
@irtb: u9as iou a @oitaiiiitent iein
ans Der Stoot.-uRi 10 a gnietidi.
ger &erI - mo- Oh bod eridt por'ge
@of' bunoert @arf einge8ablt baitl"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-01-27
@eredte Gntrlitnnn.

,S5ren sic, Srdulein pie f6nnen
sic mir ioIdes @iien auf ben 9iid.
iebenl @enn i9 10 ellen polIte, bate
The Washington times., 1911-09-29
By George Fitch
The Author of Siwash College Tales

have been caught fooling around here.
Contrary to popular belief, II is also
one Of the greatest manufacturing dis
tricts in the world. 1t turns out a cor
poration every day, millionaire COM
plete, every hour, and a job hunter
every few minutes. 1t has made one
or two Presidents, and large number
of Senators have its name plate on their
togas. It is also the most completely
equipped crisis factory in existence. II
can deliver a crisis in full working order
on tweny-four hours notice
Wall Street has been accused of a
great many sins, most of which are
sins of commission, but It is not as bad
as 1t Is painted. 1t does not work on
Sunday, and 1t saves a great many
foolish young men from becoming mil
lionaires and getting the gout. Wal
Street is also very religious. The mem
bers worship the Lord on Sunday ano
]. P. Morgan on week days. Moreover
we must not forget, beloved readers
that It was Wall Street which gave u:
President Roosevelt by interring him II
the Vice Presidency. This alone shoulc
make us think very kindly of 1t anc
patronize II whenever We are In neet
Of walls.
Copyright. 1871. by George Mathew Adams.
The Washington times., 1911-09-29
Reddy Smith Chats On
"Baby"; An Excuse

Dew saw. Jimmie, dat good clothes on
nh man often covers a multitude Nv
sins hut de latest dat I heard in de
coverin. I'D line is uh woman who uses
hur baby as uh excuse
Can WI imagine mudder, Jimmie
. woman supposed to be uh good woman
usin' hur baby as uh excuse FUR nur
own untideness?
Can yu pictur dis woman runnin'
.roun' to all de neighbors after shes
n,,t uhway hur breakfast dishes and
hs. nut de kid in bed. an stayin' all
rnorrin' at ones house. an comm back
IN de afternoon too uhnother neighbors,
an critisizsn how clean it Is In de
kitchenf
Can WOO imagine uh woman dat uh1l
saw. "Oh, well, course my house ain'
a. clean as 1t might be, but. yoo see
I've got uh baby. an everybody knows
I can't be perfect"
An dis same woman, Jimmie, 'steat
nv gtvfn' hur husban' his breakfus an
.unner in de dinin' room. gives 1t too
him on de bare kitchen table, sayin'
"I amt got time to use no table ciotni
ON uhcount Nv de baby" =
Babies Is all right, Jimmie; but say
WI can't blame de baby fur de tw'
inches Nv dust all uver de- house wnei
de mudder spsnds her mornin' an after
noon at SUN neighbors, oiowin' can w
The Washington times., 1911-09-29

On and the bleachers and grandstands
were black with white fans. 1t was the
Flanagans' hone town.
Discontented rumbles rose from the
bleachers. Things looked bad; worse
almost worst. The Flanagans. two
runs to the bad, were at bat In the last
half of the ninth.
Rut hold! What's this? What's what
what's what2 Why. that! Hurrah! Le-
yalIen hit a double with two men on
the bases, and now the score stood
10 s, with Lewallen on second and Sher-
wood on third. Maybe the bleachers
didn't carry on high!
And Myers was at bat! Harold MY
ers. who once hit a ball so hard II
hasn't come down yet! Just listen tc
those bleachers.
Harold swung on the first ball pltch'
ed. Crack! The bat was Of solid hck'
ory. yet that ball Glove its way clea'
through it and landed with terrific
force in the surprised, catcher's mitt
The umpire, minute and half before
he died, called it a foul catch and th'
third out!