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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18
JOHNNY KNEW.

Teaoher-who was G sorse Washing
ton?
Johnny--He was de main gezabo
when de United States started In busi-
ness--Exchange.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18
TO LIVE ONE HUNDRED YEARS.

"Can you tell me how to live 10
years?"
The philosopher stroked his beard
thoughtfully. II will try" he said, IL
you can give any good reason for waiit@
ing to live 100 years."-Excnanys.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18
THE R FEMININE

Servant announcing caller)-Mrss
Darlington Dibbs. :
Mistress-Not at home!
Servant-She's got a new dress o..
mum.
Mistress-Show her in.-Bystander.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18

J. B. Stewart, of II Webster place,
tendent of the West Shore railroad TO
succeed George H. Watson, who was
shot by Detective Clifford.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18

The financial report for February
from the City Hospital showed the ex-
penses for the month amounted to
49, .s5, including $s14.t7 for payroll.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18

The opening of New York avenue was
the subject of much discussion at the
meeting of the Board of Works. The
city will probably have to purchase the
property of Mr.. Hubbell. upon which, 1t
is said, a fancy price has been put.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18

The Current Literature Club met at
1856 Broad street. Eltweed Pomeroy
gave an able address on THE Silver
Question"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-03-18

most strenuous work. Of course, after
work was not quite so strenuous.
Republics always were ungrateful.
M. M.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
SUFFRkGETTES ARE NOISY
Invade City Temple and Interrupt
Premier's Speech.

London, Dec. 1.-Suffragettes, in
pursuance of the policy of militant
tactics recently revived, invaded the
city temple and by noisy Interruptions
prevented Premier Asquith from de-
livering a speech on settlement work.
The premier, after repeated efforts to
get a hearing, left the church in dis
gust.
The trouble began as soon as Mr..
Asquith mounted the rostrum. Scores
of women greeted him with cries of
votes for women" One of their num-
ber chained herself to pillar and was
removed only after a violent struggle,
during which the audience was in an
uproar.
James Ramsey Macdonald, the labor
leader, who spoke after Mr.. Asquith
had left, described the scene as an in
suit to the prime minister and degra-
dation to English public life.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
PARKER DENIES THE CHARGE
Says Interests Never Intended to Sup
port Him for Presidency.

New York, Dec. 1.-Judge Alton B.
Parker, defeated Democratic presiden-
tial candidate in 1904, declared that
the money power never intended to
support him for the presidency, as was
declared by Wharton Barker, Phila-
delphia banker, before the senate COM
mittee on interstate commerce, but
Judge Parker had no doubt, he said,
that the Republican leaders were told
by the money powers that their candi-
date Colonel RoosevelD must be
considerate of the interests of the
financiers to secure their support"
Judge Parker was outspoken in his
declaration that the money power
never intended to support him, "for
1t would have had nothing to gain,
he said
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
CHINESE REVOLT IN GOTHAM
Four Hundred Cooks Demand Agree.
ment With Restaurant Men.

New York, Dec lon the heels or
the successful revolutionary move
ment In China, the Chinese cooks of
New York, under the leadership OF DR..
Sen Vat Smith, threaten a strike
which will tie up every chop suey
restaurant. In the city. Their ultima
tum demands new scale of wages
and shorter hours. Four hundred
Chinese cooks are affiliated with the
organization, which asks the restau-
rant men to sign an agreement as
follows:
Hereby understood all people
Cook of Chinese foods is to work for
only twelve hours each day, and on
the seventh day likewise. He must
get payment every Saturday night of
So, $40 and may be more. He must get
rest two days each four weeks. On
Chinese new year to celebrate all day.
Must have place to sleep. not too
nuch.S
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
COURTS SHOULD ONLY
ENFORCE THE LAWS
Witness Would Take Away Power
Of Interpretation.

Washington, Dec. Professor John
A. Gray of the department of political
economy, University of Minnesota,
startled the senate committee OF COM
merce, before which he was a witness
by invitation of Senator Moses E.
Clapp. Professor Gray declared that
the power of interpreting the laws
should be intrusted to an administra-
tive body and that the courts for all
practical purposes should content
themselves with the enforcement OF
law Senator Cummins of Iowa OBJ
served
"You seem to assume that the courts
have deliberately set aside or changed
the laws"
Il do not think any man can doubt
that" responded Professor Gray en-
phatically.
Professor Gray questioned the ef-
fectiveness of any antitrust legisla-
tion as long as the courts exercise
their present broad powers of inter
probation. He took the position that
the courts had infringed upon the pow.
ers of congress, as well as upon the
executive branch OF the government
Il think" he said, I'VE either must
have q constitutional amendment linn.
iting the powers of the courts or get
new Interpretation from the courts
as to their powers"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01

North Dakota Supreme Court Makes
New Ruling.

Bismarck, ~ d., Dec. Ia husband
sued for divorce is entitled to alimony
under certain conditions, according to
decision c the supreme court.
"A separate and equitable action as
the suit of husband against his wife
will lie to compel the wife to support
and maintain the husband when amply
able to do so and when she has not
been deserted or abandoned by the
husband when he because OF age and
lnfirmity Is unable to gain his own
livelihood, says the supreme court.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
WALL Street
CREDITS STORY
Morgan-Hill interests Get the
Milwaukee Road.
ST. PAUL MEN SMILE

Declare the Report Is Ridiculous, as
Any Such Deal Would Be In Viola
ton of Law-Not Believed Rookie
feller and His Associates Would
Let Go Of the Property.
st. Paul, Dec. IA report from
New York says that the Morgan-Hill
interests have bought control of the
Chicago, Milwaukee and St Paul and
will operate it in harmony with the
Great Northern and the Northern Pa
cific, instead of fighting it as a COM
petitor.
1t was said that the story is be-
lieved in Wall street although moth
ing could be had on the report at
either Mr.. Morgans office or the First
National bank, credited with an i'm
portant part in the new deal"
James j. Hill could not be reached
to make statement on the report,
but the opinion in railroad circles is
that the report is ridiculous. 1t is
pointed out that any such deal would
be illegal more so than the organiza-
tion of the Northern Securities com
pany.
Somebody Is simply trying to spring
Thanksgiving joke" said an official.
Whatever basis there may be for the
Wall street report it is expected to
crop out at the annual directors meet
ing in January. 1t is said to be a
safe prediction, however, that John
ID. Rockefeller and his associates are
not going to let go of their hold on
the St Paul
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
Bagdad Railway Project to
Prove Friendship.
GREY STATEMENT ECHOED
Berlin Foreign Office Avoids Detailed
Comment on Debate in British Par
Iiament, Desiring Clean Slate-Gov-
ernment Circles Welcome Cordial
Expressions.

Berlin, Dec. 1.-The conciliatory
tone of the speeches of the British
foreign secretary, Sir Edward Grey,
and Premier Asquth and their ex-
pressed desire for improved relations
between Germany and England in the
future are cordially echoed in govern
ment circles.
1t is significantly added, however,
that the British government will soon
have an opportunity to demonstrate
the sincerity of it's ministers disclaim-
er of the theory that one of the aims
of British policy is to stand in the
way of German expansion and to block
its every project.
No indication is given as to the field
in which this opportunity will occur,
but the touchdown will perhaps be
found in the Bagdad railway.
In reference to that enterprise 1t is
announced that Emperor William has
asked DR.. Arthur Won Gwinner, man
aging director of the Deutsche bank,
which is financially interested in the
project, to prepare report and sub
NIT 1t to him after his return to Ber-
lin on Dec. IL.
Chance to Carry Out intentions.
If, as Premier Asquith says, Great
Britain does not desire to stand in the
| light of any other nation seeking its
place in the sun it is possible to man
| ifest this by the attitude Great Brit
ain takes toward the completion of the
big railway project in Asiatic Turkey
The German foreign office does not
wish to comment in more detail on the
| debate in the house of commons, as II
is heartily desrous of having clean
| slate in regard to past events. This
restraint, however, cannot be expect
ed to be observed in various quarters
of the reichstag when the subject
! comes up again next week.
At the same time 1t is believed thai
one point in Sir Edward Grey's state
ment must be combated. If England
wished for assurances in regard to
Germany's intentions at Agadir she
could have requested them through
her ambassador in Berlin. Germany
cannot be assaled for not profferine
what had not been requested in the
regular diplomatic way.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
DANGER TO PARCELS POST
Demand for One-cent Letter Rate May
Retard Movement.

Washington, Dec. 1.-Great danger
to the parcels post movement lies in
the demand for a 1-cent letter rate,
according to Senator Jonathan Bourne,
Jr., chairman of the senate committee
on postofYices and postroads.
A 1-cent letter rate, Senator Bourne
thinks, would mean such a material
reduction In the revenues Of the post
ONCE department that delay in the
establishment of parcels post in
evitably would result.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
Kansas Man Wounds Six Girls.

McLouth, Kan, Dec. 1.-While hunt
ing rabbits on his farm near here John
GLENN accidentally shot six young
women who We're standing on the
front porch of his home. A rabbit
ran around the house and Clemm firet
at it with q shotgun. He missed thu
rabbit, but the shot struck the womeI
all of whom were wounded in the low
sr limbs.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
new CARDINALS
GIVEN RED HAT
Imposing Ceremony at St.
Peters in Rome.
CONSISTORY IS PUBLIC

Large and Distinguished Audience At
tends the Ceremonial, Three Amer.
cans Being Among Those Created
Princes Of the Roman Cathol.s
Church--Final Event in a Long and
Picturesque Procession of Rites.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1911-12-01
Taft Will Attend Banquet.

Washington, Nov. 29.-After sending
his regrets President Taft decided to
attend the peace banquet being ar
ranged for by wealthy New Workers
Tor the evening of Dec. 80. Secretary
Knox will accompany the president.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13
BEST FOR ASTHMA. CATARRH.
BRONCHITIS.

Why need anyone suffer from any
throat or nose troubles when soothing
healing HYOMEI is guaranteed %
Danish all misery or money back.
THE undersigned herewith recon-
mends HYONIEI to all who are affect
ed with asthma, catarrh, or bronchi-
tbs. HYOMET was used by my wife for
bronchitis and asthma and I used it
for bronchitis and sore throat.
1t has given relief and permanent
results and | write these few lines
for the benefit of all who are afflict-
ed with the ailments named above.
Theodore Boehlan, traffic manager of
the Concordia Publishing House, cor.
Jefferson ave. and Miami St, Concor-
Ola, Kas., Jan. End 1911. Murray 4
Hooks and druggists everywhere sell
Hyomei. A complete outfit including
inhaler, costs $1O0, Extra bottles if
needed 80 cents. Just breathei t.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13
TO DEVELOP Big TRACT
down IN SOUTH GEORGIA
Macon Capitalists In AmGri-
Gus Yesterday

Col. E. j. Willingham and Col. B.
P. O'Neal, prominent citizens and cap
italists of Macon, were in Americus
yesterday in Col. Wllingham's car en-
route to Baker county. While here
the gentlemen We're guests of Mr..
and Mrs Charles NJ Council at their
handsome home, leaving in the late
afternoon for Blakeily. Recently,
Messrs. WiIlingham and O'Neal have
purchased a magnificent tract of
seven thousand acres some ten miles
away from that town, and will devel-
op it highly next year. Much of the
land is in original forests, and saw
mills will reduce these to commercial
lumber. A great tract will be plant
ed in pecans, Col. Willingham being
an enthusiastic and successful nut
grower, while vast areas will be d.
voted next year to cereal crops and
the great staple, cotton
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13
Tongues Betray Them.

The man who In Massachusetts says
Le-O~minster at once reveals himself
as a rank outsider.
But if the MaSSa IT'S man goes
up into New Ham, and inquiries
for what he calls Goose county or CooZe
county the natives Of Coos county
wonder where he went to school.
And in Maine. Saco IN the test word
that betrays the stranger within the
state. For variety of pronunciation BY
those who don't know that word OF
only four letters is believed to hold
the record.
They used to tell the story that MS
each train bearing summer visitors
started up from Biddeford, just across
the river. the brakeman announced
thus:
1.-The next station is Sayko-Sacko.
Sarco Sawko- Sayso Sasso Sarso Saw
so"
Maine people will tell you that it is
pronounced exactly as it is spelled
S-a-c-o. Sawko.
Any Maine man recognizes a fellow
Maine man at once by his pronuncia-
ton of q town name.-Boston Globe.
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On the subject of surprising modern
words 1t is notable that the Oxford
dictionary finds no earlier instance Of
''Chinaman." in the sense Of native
Of China, than 1854. when Emerson so
used it. The previous word was "Chi-
nese." from which the plural Chi
neses" was formed by Milton and his
contemporaries. and the false singular
"Chinee" by modern Americans, But
"Chinaman" in another sense. that of
dealer in china. was in use long be-
fore 1854 The Oxford dictionary gives
three instances of it from London d.
rectories of 1872. 1901 and 1919, but
does not notice that in 1853 one John
Crowther. Chinaman," was gazetted
bankrupt. "Chinawoman" in a SINH
lar sense goes back to Ben Jonson.-
London Chronicle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13
WILL DELIGHT LARGE
AUDIENCE TONIGHT
imperSOnatOr Hale Then OD.
ems LyCGum Course

Mr.. w. Powell Hale, we'll known
throughout the country as one of the
best impersonators of the age, will de-
light a large audience at the High
School auditorium tonight, when ne
will open the Lyceum course of 1911
IL with one of his inimitable enter
tainments.
The Lyceum course is we'll worthy
of the support of citizens generally.
Efforts have been made to secure first
class talent for the series of six en-
tertainments, all high priced talent.
The course is not conducted as a
money making enterprise, but as a
means of entertainment. Nearly two
hundred subscription tickets for the
course have been sold, and doubtless
there will be many who will avail
themselves of the opportunity to at
tend one or more of the entertain
ments For school children the charge
Tor single entertainment is but .
cents, and for a season ticket 81.
} any will avail themselves Of the lat
ter.
The entertainer tonight comes high
ly recommended. Senator Bob Tag
Tor says:
TO those who wish a pleasant ey-
ening, commend this rising star"
and other leading men of the nation,
fully qualified to judge, have attest
ed their appreciation of his work
Those in charge of the course have
reserved some desirable seats down
stairs at 80 cents and some good gal
lery seats at 80 cents. These can
be obtained at the hall tonight The
regular reserved seats at IS cents.
On sale at Hawkins, Performance
win begin at $50 o'clock
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13
The THRICE.A.WEEk EDITION
OF THE
new YORK WORLD
Practically a Daily at the Price of a
Weekly.
No Other Newspaper in the World
Gives So Much at SO Low Price.

The great Presidential campaign Will
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THE WEEK WORLDS
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13
NOTICE OF CHANGE
IN SCHEDULE

Effective Sunday, December 18th,
schedules on Columbus division of
the Central of Georgia railway will
be changed as follows:
No 81, leaving Americas at 3:45
p. M, will leave at 2:45 p. M, ar
irving at Columbus at 6:15 p. m.
No. %, leaving Columbus at 7;10
a. M, will leave at 1880 a. m, ar
irving in Americas at 1901 p. m.
]. E. HIGHTOWER, Agent.
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liable liniment. For sprains, bruises,
soreness of the muscles and rheu-
matte pains there is none better than
Chamberlain's. Sold by all Dealers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13

It's sign that woman is happily
married if she feels sorry for the
country because her husband isn't
resident of it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13

It takes a smart woman to keep the
rest of her sex guessing all the time.
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-12-13

Only silly bachelors joke about
riage.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Smart Youths.

4 young man walked up to a clerk
in cigar store. Est
Say" he said, there's a sign over
there, Cigars, 5 Cents Apiece Which
end is the piece cut from. and how big
piece do you get for your nickel?"
Before the clerk could answer an
other young man walked in.
"If those cigars are 5 cents apiece"
he ventured, chow much does a whole
one costf-Judge.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
A Habit Stanley Had.

1t was remarked of the late Sir FL.
M. Stanley during his last visit to New
York that he stood all the time with
his back to the wall during receptions
instead Of standing out where people
would pass behind him. Lady Stanley
laughingly explained that this was az
old habit contracted in Africa-that
Stanley always stood with his back
against a tree or a barricade when
brought in contact with the savages,
and it had become such a habit with
him that he took that position no mat
ter where he was.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
The Odds Were Too Great.

did you struggle against the con-
sequences of temptaticn! asked the
prison chaplain.
Eyes, l did," replied the convict
"Ah, but you should have fought a
little harder. If you had fought hard
er you would not be here now."
81 done the best could, mister. It
took seven policemen to get me to the
station"
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

You can save money on kerosene by
buying from j. H. Mcclure at ten
cents per gallon. Mcclure will sell
you SO gallon coupon book for
SIS. 90, and you can get the oil in lots
of ten gallons or over, and thus save
the price of the barrel and also the
loss from leakage.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Weather and Crops.

Since Sunday the weather has been
cool and has been much more favor
able to the small grain than was the
hot weather of the week before.
There have been several showers of
rain.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

We sell the Deering Binders and
Mowers also the Acme Binders. Now
res. Rakes and Stackers. Suit ever
one as to goods, prices and terms.
We buy our goods outright and sell
only our own goods. Morris CITY
Mills.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

Miss Florence Danielson returned
this week from New York, where she
has been studying music for the past
year. She will spend the summer
here and expects to return in the fall
for still further study.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Which?

"Skinnick is out of politics at last"
Escaped or pardoned d"-Browning's
Magazine.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

A man employed in Estensen's
rest aurant at Cyrus had his hand badly
burned in gasoline explosion on
Thursday. He was brought to Morris
by auto, and had his burn properly
dressed.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
SUNDAY Elections.

In several European countries, in
Guiding France and Belgium, elections
are always held on Sundays
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

There is one medicine that every
family should be provided with and
especially during the summer months !;
viz. Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t is almost GER
tain to be needed. 1t costs but a
quarter. Can you afford to be with
out it? For sale by all dealers.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

Lost :-BetWeen Herman and Nor
ris two field note books and one Ste
vens Co. State Bank check book.
Finder return to J. E. Cole, engineer.
Morris, for suitable reward.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

Ronald Morrison spent the first of
the week at Havana, N. D.. on busi-
ness.