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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13

Bunch was out Of the tolls Of the
law. He had loaned me his country
house for a day, and had presented
II to Clara J. intending to take II
right back. had used ghost stories
and burglars as levers with which TO
Dry her loose from her ownership OF
Trouble villa. but she wouldn't part
w.th Il. Bunch, as the phoney bur
g!ar, had been gathered in by the VII
luge constabulary. but had escaped;
and was returning from the shadow
of the pen.
When / reached the cottage found
all the members of my household
dressed for the day and lined up on
the piazza. eager for news from the
battlefield.
Gee Whit" exclaimed Uncle Peter.
1.-The boy is bareheaded! Where's
your hat, John?"
Mercy! hope you're not
scalped!" Aunt Martha cried. sympa-
thetically.
| explained that the desperate put
up a stiff fight against Diggs the con-
stable and myself; warming up to the
subject. l went into the details OF. a
hand-to-hand struggle that made them
all SILVER and blink their lanterns.
When finally finished with the
statement that the robber knocked us
both down and had made a successful
break for liberty, Uncle Peter gave ex-
preston to a yell Of dismay, and once
again he and his bow and arrow held
a reunion.
Tacks, my sweet little brother-in-
law, suggested that we burn the
house down SO the burglar wouldn't
be able to find 1t IL he camc around
after dark. thought extremely well
of the suggestion, but didn't dare say
SO.
Aunt Martha had just about decided
to unite fit Of Mysteries when Clara
]. reached for the kerosene bucket
and threw oil on the troubled waters.
Let's drop all this nonsense about
burglars and ghosts and go to break
FAST" she suggested. Il don't believe
there ever was ghost within sixty
miles of this house, and to save my
soul l couldn't be afraid of burglar
whose specially consisted Of falling in
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13

never have been a pleasant residence.
The stern Scottish kings may have
been satisfied, but no wonder Mary
pinned for France when cooped up In
gloomy old Holyrood. The visitor here
is shown the rooms where Mary lived,
the place where Rizzio was stabbed.
Darnley's apartments and the old
ruined chapel.
From Hollyroom street leads up the
hill to Castle Rock, and by following
this street, Edinburgh's points of great
est interest may be seen There Is the
ancient Tolbooth, the last Of the old
prisons left standing, old-fashioned N
architecture, stern and forbidding in
aspect Further on is the Church of
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13
EDITH EVERETT.
The Music Was Fatal,

A New fork politician once found 4,
necessary to attend an entertainment
at an orphans home and he was hav
ing a bad time Of it. The selection BY
the boys band was particularly dis
tressing. Turning to a friend the
politician said with shudder, "Nt
wonder they are orphans"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13
Manners w. Mannerisn.

There's a vast difference between
manners and mannerisms. For In
stance. manners takes its soup softly
and quietly, while mannerism gargles
II. Manners says: "Parss the buttah.
please;" while mannerism bites a
chunk out Of a piece Of bread and
shutters: "Siip me the grease, Will
?"-Detroit Free Press.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13
HypnotIzinQ HOLSTERS.


Here is a curious and little known
experiment that can be made with live
Holsters. It is quite impossible to
stand a lobster up ION end" unless 1t
is first put to sleep.
This is done by first stroking It's
tail downward with the hand two or
three times, when the fish Is at once
thrown into a state Of coma, or deep
sleep. and remains in that position.
without a movement Of any kind. for
about ten minutes. Even Its eyes are
fixed, and 1t has every appearance OF
being dead.
Another curious thing is that when
one lobster wakes up the noise 1t
makes in falling down rouses all the
others, and the effect Of one or wax
ing up is very strange.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13
Matrimonial Middle.

UNAUTHORIZED MuooIe.
A cobbler once eopmitted bigamy
And sought by stealth to hide hi,
guilty past
His first wife sued him for divorce
for she
Objected to his sticking to his last
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13
A EtzziA-

A Fizzie.
Ripley Cat first night productiont-
understand that Penley had q han
in this comedy.
Panner-Hand. l should say he.p@
his foot in 1t! rsf
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-01-13

EDINBURGH has been called the
modern Athens and is in many
ways one of the worlds most
. beautiful cities. History and
legend unite to make Edin- |
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

For defective vision consult DR.. En-
mons. 36S North Fourth Ave. II
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

Dark days come when the kidneys
are sick \ bad back makes you
miserable all the time.
You awake tired. lame and sore. II
is a task To get dressed. II hurts 50
To- bend over. 1t is agony TO straight
en- up again.
All day the duh. throbbing ache
keeps up. varied with stabs of pierre
ing pain when you twist or turn;
whirling dizzy spells. specks and
spots dancing before the eyes, miser-
able headaches and a dead tired or
languid feeling.
You have no appetite for meals,
cant work. can't rest. and are an
noyed with too frequent UrinatiOn,
and a burning scalding pain in max
ing passages.
At night the suffer retires hop
ms for sleep that either does not
come. or is troubled and fitful. Sew
eral times during the night you
awake with a desire TO urinate.
No wonder that SO many people
who have bad backs get respondent
and nervous. They too often do not
know that it is sick kidneys that
cause il all
There is prompt relief in using
Doan's Kidney Pills. A few doses
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

the human body has points not found
i'm any of the lower animals. Mr. Small
made out a strong case Tor his side,
prOnouncing man the nOblest work OF
God. created in Gods image. Fred
Spauldiug rendered a beautiful solo.
Thy Will BE Done accompanied by
Charles 4. Sterling
Mr. Davis outlined the Y NJ G. \.
religious work for the next year. He
announced that this work would be un-
der the direction of DIT. john Wiz
Thomas.
The membership campaign and re-
ceptions attending the opening in
posed a great stain upon the Y. NJ.
&C. \ workers and volunteers. The
strain is not yet over for the secre-
taries They have 10 pass on the APP
plications and open the building 10
members on the first day of March.
The system of administra tiOu must be
established. Everything is all planned
out hut il Will be some little time be-
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
PHOENIX TESTIMONY.

Mrs -. F. Baldwin. 353 No. Fourth
Street. Phoenix, Ariz., says: Il have
no hesitation in vouching for the mer-
il of DOan'S Kidney Pills. as their use
in my family proved them To be an
invaluable kidney remedy. a member
Of our household suffered from back
ache and other symptoms of kidney
trouble for some time. Doan's Kidney
Pills. procured at the Adams Phar-
macy, brought prompt and positive
relief and the person of whom l am
speaking now feels better in every
way. We recommend DOan's Kidney
Pills whenever an opportunity offers
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
LOYAL BOY SCOUT
WOULD TAKE NO TIP
How One of the Ushers at Y. M. C.
A. Building Scorned Filthy
lucre

Il am boy scout and the rules of
our organization do not permit US to
accept tips"
This was the reply given by one
Of the ushers at the Y NJ. c. a. build
ing to a stylishly dressed woman who
had offered him tip because of his
courtesy i'm showing her over the
structure and explaining the various
appliances and fixtures found there
in
II happened Saturday night. at the
second public reception. The stylish
ly dressed woman. who was evidently
a leader of society. looked somewhat
dubious when she was turned over to
a little chap in brown khaki uniform
and leggings. but followed him up the
stairway. Half an hour later she
| sought out Secretary Davis.
THAT little boy is a perfect gen.
tleman." she declared. why, his
manners are exquisite. What do
you think he did,"
OF course. the secretary couldn't
guess. and said so.
Well. YOU see. he was so nice
about showing me about and explain
ing everything that l thought I would
/ give him something. But | wasn't
sure whether the ushers were al
lowed to take tips. So | asked him.
He drew himself up like a king and
answered:
4 am a boy scout and the rules
of our organization do not permit us
to accept tips
He was just fine and I really felt
quite ashamed OF myself for having
mentioned it
Mr.. Davis did not know the lady
and he isn't quite sure he knows
which boy she meant II might have
been anyone of dozen. He SAYS
that was just such an answer as
any true boy scout would have given.
Everyone is speaking i'm the high
est praise of the little khaki-clad
ushers who. under the direction of
s. II. Steele. showed the public
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
SMALL TAKES ISSUE
WITH CHAS. DARWIN
Discredits Evolution Theory IN Sunday
Lecture at Y. NJ. c. A.

Sunday was day of quiet at the Y.
NJ. G. A building After the receptions
Of Thursday. Friday and Saturday. the
place seemed unWontedly silent and de-
serted throughout the day. except in
the afternoon when 10 men heard Rev
Sam Small lecture on The Making of
a Man
The lecture was delivered in the
gymnasium. DR.. J. G.. Norton acted as
chairman. introducing Rev MI. Small
and Secretary J. NJ. Davis of the Y
VI. G. 4 Mr. Smalls talk dealt with
the creation of man, taking issue with
Darwin and other evOlutiOuists He
declared that before his death Darwin
was convinced of the fallacy Of his
theory. The speaker cOntended that
man is different from any other animal
All kinds OF monkeys are NOR or less
alike in their physical composition, but
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
SOCIALIST DISAPPROVES
"DYNAM|T|NG" LETTER
The Writer Denounced by Mr.. Mar
shall as a knave and Coward.

To the Editor of The Republican, Sir:
/ have waited in vain for the APP
pearance in your columns of dis
avOwal by some authenticated Social
list. of Socialist sympathy with the
anonymous communication recently
received by you and published with
editorial comment in your paper, in
which a threat OF physical violence
was made by the writer. and directed
to The Republican because of the al
legged publication by you of unfriendly
editorial expressions in the present
unsettled condition of affairs in Mex
leo.
As a member Of the state committee
Of the Socialist party of California.
as a candidate upon the Socialist
state ticket in the late election in
California. where we polled almost
$4,000 votes. and as a dues paying
member of the Socialist party for the
past twelve years, desire to disavow
for the Socialists of Arizona and of
America, any possible sympathy with
the expressions used in the letter re
ceiVed by YOU
In the first place the individual who
will send an unsigned screed to an
other is a coward and a fool, neither
OF which allegations can truthfully be-
charged up to any conscientious So
cialist
In the second place any Individual
who proposes to meet differences of
political or economic opinion with
violence is an ass and Knave and /
submit that neither of these char
acteristics may be properly attributed
10 the Socialists of the city Of PhOe-
nix or elsewhere.
In the third and last place Social
ism is the harbingcr Of peace. both
political and Industrial and Socialists
everywhere both in America and in
every civilized country i'm continental
Europe are recognized as the fore
most advocates Of anti militarism and
international disarmament.
Only an irresponsible anarchist
could be the author Of the letter pub
lished in The Republican. in asking
this public refutation of the libel upon
peace loving Socialists contained in
the cowardly communication com
planned of, il is the desire of the
writer to commend The Republican
LOT us almost UNIVERSAL FAIRNESS TO
the Socialists and Union Labor men
Of Phoenix as eXemplified in your
news columns in reporting the late
Warren protest meeting i'm this city
The evening Gazette. which claims
great credit for the liberality Of its
political views, entirely overlooked
this news item until most people in
the city had forgotten the incident
and then published an obscure par
agraph in relation to this important
incident, while the sO-called con-
sentative Republican devoted columns
Of space. both editorial and news to
the matter. This occurrence simply
represents the difference between a
REAL newspaper and "A publication
which fails to recognize a matter Of
news if met face To face in the street
While not very often agreeing with
the editorial opinions of YOUR valued
publication. the writer is i'm perfect
accord with you in your opinion Of
the author Of the unsigned commune
cation which is the subject matter Of
this letter.
Very cordially yours.
FRANCIS MARSHALL ELLIOTT.
Phoenix, Feb. 26.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
FEEL LIKE GIVING UP?

wake up the sluggish kidneys. drive
out the dangerous uric acid and re-
gulate the urine. Backache disap-
pears. and continued treatment cures
and heals the weakened kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for the
kidneys only. For years and years
they have been curing backache and
sick kidneys The success of DOan's
has brought out a host OF imitation
kidney pills. some with very similar
names Be sure to get DOANS.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
The Best Hotel
In All New York
Where to Stay II You Want to Be
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Center Of Everything and Pay
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Almost every hotel in New York has
claims to advance as being the best
in the city in some particular, but it
is safe to say that in all the city over
there is no hotel which can seriously
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and Annex.
Within a stones throw OF the new
Pennsylvania r. r. Station. right in the
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This is the favorite stopping place
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attentive personal service and quite
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Here one can enjoy the most tempt
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as well as the finest Of good American
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BY sending your name and address TO
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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

Evergreen lots arc going fast. See
Burroughs, IL W. Adams ST. II
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27
CURRY OF LAME

Chop one small onion fine and
brown it in two tablespoons of but
ter with one teaspoono Of curry pow
der. Add two tablespoons of flour
and stir until smooth and brown.
Pour in two teacups Of stock and
two teacups of chopped cooked NUT
ton. and when the sauce has suf-
ficiently thiCkened season with one
teaspoon Of salt, one-third Of tea
spoon OF pepper and one teaspoon Of
lemon Juice Serve very hot
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

through the building At first Mr.
Steele had several young men work
ing under him but later the work
was entirely turned over to the boy
scouts and they made a brilliant
record for themselves. What they
do not know about courtesy or po-
likeness isn't any more than they
don't know about the y NJ c. \.
building
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

fore everything is running as smoothly
as it should. Members must get ac4
quainted with each other, with the
building and the rules for it's govern
ment. \ week or two however. will
see the Phoenix Y. NJ. G. A. working
as thought it had existed always.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-02-27

Early Rose seed potatoes. VIM. P.
Crump Hay & Grain Co. DIP
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24

An ordinance ordering a special
election in the City Of New Iberia
State OF Louisiana, upon the petit.
ton Of more than ore third of thu
property t. -payes Of said City,
entitled o1vote requesting the
came to takdtl 1sense of the prop
erty tax-psyl of said City, on
the proposition granting to the
Southwestern Traction and Power
Company, . tax Of two (2) mills
per annum for maximum period
q ten (lO) yearA beginning with
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
WALDEN'S GREAT
SUMMER SCHOOL
FIFTY LIFE SCHOL ARSHlPS AT
HALF USUAL COST
Positions for all who Qualify.
Great Opportunity for Those Who
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ton This Fail.

That practical and progressive school.
Watdens business College aud English Acp
deny. recently incorporated. stock 300 ntrl on
Is organizing a Summer Term Tor teachers.
graduates and Others who wish t. prepare
for fail positions. make up or skip grades.
pupils select their studies and rapid al
saDcement II assured
This popular school has the proud diItinc-
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known rs being not only one ~ the moSt
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but the most economical MANY who ARE
now stenographers and book keepers com
pieted their course aud secured positions ~
total cost ~ 500, which paid for board, TUT
Ion and stationery. I nder suct favorable
terms 10 would seem that any ambitions boy
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tion
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24

The steamer j. T.. Trudcau ar
rived here last Tuesday morning
At about SIX O'Clock and landed at
the foot Of Fisher street Wallace
Ditch, Of Morgan City, Is owner
and Capt. L. w. POsey il master.
That evening at Z O'Clock she was
to take an excursion party down
the Teche as far an LOisel planta-
ton, returning III the night, but
owing to the incIemency of the
weather it failed. "Wednesday
she took out a colorcd excursion
party from here for a similar trip.
She is allowed to carry 27S passen-
gers. This boat has been en-
barked in the excursion carrying
business by her owner.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
LADIES:

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ion il you use ZEMO and ZEMO
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ever used for toilet OF bath.
Sold by drnggists everywhere
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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
BOARD AND CLOTHES'

no matter how much you earn, II
tits all spent, you are living from
hand to mouth and simply earning
your board and clothes. Why not
put some q the d pney which you
are earning into r\afestate either
: home or spropert that you can
rentf Wor8 for Ind dollar to-day !;
make It work ,t0f yOl in the future.
Call at our office and talk this
matter over.
IBERIA. BUILDING ASSN
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
THE VEN|RE

Drawn on the 18Th of June,
1911, to serve at the coming Grim
nal Term Of the l9h Judicial
District Court for tins parish
The Grand jury viii he selected
from the follow ing list Of names
The twent, persons selected are
ordered 10 report III open court at
10 "A N. on July 9th, 1911:
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
Loose Leaf ledgers, at Ml||ards

In placing your order for Loose
Leaf Ledger outfit did you ever
think that there is a decided ad-
vantage in buying from the home
dealer, where you can get your
future needs supplied at minimum
OF cost?
Think of 1t and see +. r. Willard,
your home statiOner. He will try
to "shOw' you, n-permitted.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
iberia. BUILDING ASST

JnO. Kizer, one Of the workmen Of
Averys Island, was arrested and
brought to town on Tuesday under a
charge Of being drunk and threaten
ing the lives Of the members of his
family.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24

ELECTRICTAN and MECHANIC
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Write it today. The three late6
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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
KIDNEY REMEDY

FOLEY'S KIDNEY REMEDY
Is particularly recommended for
chronic cases OF 1idney and blad-
der trouble. 1t. Il nds to regulate
and control the Kidney and blad-
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For sale at Taylor's Drug Store
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24

Insurgents in the Senate only
ask for u LOrimer investigation
that will not be preartangtd
whitewashing festival.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1911-06-24
?!e \! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Foa sre4Ac3 Taovs]k<nd co~sneAr.on
TWO-THIRDS OF THE PEOPLE

Of this country live In rented
houses; you cannot subsist in your
old age on rent receipts. They
have no rebate or other value, cx-
cept a. relics eof your folly. Re-
solve not to i've another year Tor
month, II p0ssible) IN a house that
eaA be adorned with "TO LET"
signs. Let the landlord have it
and own your own home. Consult
our Secretary.
IBERIA BUILDING ASSOCIATION.