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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
SIX BURNED TO
DEATH SAVING
GOODS IN FIRE

Center, Texas. March six per
sons were burned to death or killed
outright IN a fire here shortly after
midnight Many others were hurt,
some of them fatally. The people were
assisting the fremen 70 remove goods
from a store and were caught under
the telling walls.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
TAFT CALLS AN
EXTRA SESSION
FOR APRIL 4TH

Washington, March President
Taft today issued a call for a special
session of congress to convene
April
The only reason cited in the call for
the action taken was the failure in the
senate of the Canadian reciprocity
resolution, which had passed the
house.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
PICK PROVISIONAL
HEAD FOR HONDURAS

Puerto COrtez, Honduras. March 3.
Francisco Bertrand has been agreed
upon as provisional president Of Hon
duras 70 serve until the election In Oc
tober.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
13 DIE AT HONOLULU
But Two Cholera Cases There Have
Failed TO Prove Fatal.

Z
Honolulu, March 1.-Two more
deaths from cholera occurred here
yesterday. This brings the total mum
Der of cases in the present outbreak
up to IS, of which IS have died. All
are native Hawaiians. The crew OF
the steamer Sierra, which arrived yes
terday from San Francisco, was not
allowed TO come ashore. Neither will
members OF the crews Of the Pacific
Mail liner Mongolian and the steamer
Zcalandia OF the Australian line, due
today. be permitted To leave iheir
ships while in port.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
WRITER GOES TO SING SING
Broughton Brandenburg Guilty of
Forging a Check.

New York, March 4.-Broughton
Brandenburg, the magazine writer,
who was charged with forging and
cashing a check for $50 in connection
with the sale under alleged false pre-
lenses of an article purporting to
have been written by Grover Cleve-
land, was found guilty yesterday and
sentenced to Sing Sing prison for a
term of from two to four years and
six months. The jury was out only Is
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
Reloit Pastor DEAD.

Beloit. Wis, March 4.-Dr George
r Leavitt, pastor emeritus OF the
First Congregational church, Of Be
lott, is dead, aged y.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
KNOX RESIDENTS LEAVE
Million Dollars Worth of Real Is
tate Changes Hands in Week.

Galesburg Ill, March Farm sale
entries this week in Knox county viii
total a million dollars, the largest week
OF record in the county. Many farm
ers are preparing to 20 to Canada or
some distant part OF the United States
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
IN CLOSING HOURS OF CONGRESS

Big supply measures passed.
Joint statehood killed in
Tariff board bill and Sulloway pension bill, facing
defeat, withdrawn
Magazine postage investigation not provided for.
No vote on Canadian reciprocity taken by senate.
Congressional reapportionment crowded out.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
IOWA RAILROAD is TIED UP

Atlantic Northern & Southern in Pos
session of Unpaid LabOrers.
Villisca, Iowa, March 4.-The At
lantic Northern and Southern railroad
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

minutes. Brandenburg almost col
lapsed when sentence was pronounc-
ed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
DEMOCRATS SUCCEED IN
DEFEATING BILL FOR A
PERMANENT TARIFF BOARD
Speakers Attempt to GaVeI Way Through the Final
Business of the Session is Baked Af
ter Stormy Scenes
MUCH WORK FOR sERGEANT-AT-ARMs

Big Supply Bills Given Right of Way at the Last Moment and
Are Put Through and Receive TaftS Signature
Cannon Formally RetireS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04
Texas Member, Leader
ship Repudiated, Quits
in Disgust.
WIRES HIS GOVERNOR
Gives Approval by Democrats
of Arizona Constitution as
the Reason.

Washington, March A.
Senator Bailey Of Texas has
resigned from the senate.
Bailey made no explanation
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

Continued on Page Six. }
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-03-04

f, the adoption of a rule for considera-
tiOn of the measure
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
rHE AoNoLuLAN.

within few days the new Amer
lean Hawaiian steamer Honolulon
will come here from the Sound to 10
into service between this port and the
Hawaiian islands under charter to the
Matson Navigation Company. The big
freighter arrived I'm the north last
week from the Atlantic Coast, where
she was built, carrying out cargo
of coal for the Puget Sound Navy
Yard. The Honolulan was built at
Sparrow Point, Md, and is one OF
the finest vessels ever launched from
those yards. The vessel is 425 feet
long, has a beam Of SO feet and a
cargo capacity of 10000 tons. She
Is fitted to accommodate forty-f
F. Chronicle.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
.YAUTHORITY
ORDINANCE NO. 20.
AN ORDINANCE RELATING TO Elk
PECTORATION IN THE CITY

AN ORDINANCE RELATING TO Elk
PECTORATION IN THE CITY
AND COUNTY OF HONOLULU.
Be 1t Ordained By The People OF The
City And County OF Honolulu:
SECTION 1. No person shall ex.
pectorate upon any sidewalk, or upon
the floor or any part of any street car,
railroad car or other public convey
ance, or upon the floor or any part of
any public building or any building
common to the use of the public, with
in the City and County of Honolulu.
SECTION 2. Any person violating
any of the provisions of this Ordin-
ance shall be deemed guilty of mis-
demeanor, and upon conviction there
of shall be punished by fine of not
less than One Dollar ($1OO), nor
more than Ten Dollars $4,000.
SECTION 8. This Ordinance shall
take effect fifteen days from and at.
ter the date of it's approval.
Introduced by
DANIEL LOGAN,
Supervisor.
Date of Introduction, April 10, 1910.
Approved this Goth day of Deem
Der, A. D., 1910.
JOSEPH j. FERN
Mayor.
12ts-Dec. 81, %, %, "a, 27, %, 20,
80, 81, Jan. 2, 8, 4.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04

Fine lob Printing. Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
AGED PAIR DYING
GALL EACH OTHER

WILL EFNSEl VI
NEW YORK, December 25.-"Send
for Mary. l think I'm dying" said
Thomas Cooley, 73 years old, to the
watchers at his bedside in Jersey CT
ty last night, but the watchers only
made feint to tell Mary, for in the
next room she, too, lay dying.
Both husband and wife had been
stricken with pneumonia and both
were so i'll that neither had been in
formed Of the others danger
Send for Tom, I think the end is
here now" said Mary, in the next
room an hour later, but the watchers
only pretended to tell Tom, for he
was dead. Mary followed him twenty
miputes later.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04

Times OF the tide are taken from the
U. S. Coast and Geodetic Survey tables.
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu. Honolulu standard time is 10
hours 80 minutes slower than Green
witch time, being that of the meridian
of 157 degrees 80 Minis. The time
whistle blows at 1880 pm, which is the
same as Greenwich 0 hours minutes.
The sun and moon are for local time for
the whole group.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
Railway
TIME TABLE

OUTWARD.
For Waianae, WaiaIua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-"9:15 am. 1920 pm.
For Pearl City, EVA Mill. and Way
Stations-+7:30 am, 1915 am, "11;8O
am, '2:15 pm, 1920 PIN, 1915 pm,
1890 pm, HE'S pm.
For Wahiawa and Leilehua-"10:20
a. M, 1915 p. M, 1880 p. m, t11:15
p. m.
INWARD
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-'s:S6 am. '5:81
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-t7:45 am, $3.50 am,
i!;;9S am. 1870 p'm' '4:26 p.m.'
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa and
Leilehua-ss:l5 am t1:4O pm. 1891
The Haieiwa Limited, a two hour
train (only nrst-class tickets honored),
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at $3.50
q. nj returning, arrives in Honolulu
at 1910 pm. The Limited stops only
at Pearl City and Waianae outward
and Waianae, Waipahu and Pearl City
'Daiiy, Except Sundays. 1sundayS
q. P. DENIsoN. F. G. SMITH.
Superintendent q. p. A.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
ALL. THE DIFFERENCE.

81 understand that the smart set is
Stumbling the De Bucks because they
have skeleton in their closet"
mot at ALL The snub is because
they didn't keep it there. "-Cleveland
Leader.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
Shipping In Port
Government vessels. }

Government vessels.)
U. S. L. II. T. Kukui, from cruise,
August 10.
U. S. R c. Thetis, from cruise Sept
8.
Merchant vessels.
Erskine NJ. Phelps, Am. sp., from
Norfolk, Dec. 6.
Repeat, Am. sch, from Aberdeen,
Dec. 16.
SHIPPING IN PORT etaoi sh ct sc
Aloha, Am. SCH, from Port Town
send, Dec. 80.
Benicia Am. blk. from Gray's Har-
Dor, Dec. "a.
Earl of Carrick, Br. str, from
Newcastle, Dec. 20.
Erna, Ger. str, from Tacoma, Jan.
p.
Fred. E. Sanders, Am. SCH, from
Tacoma, Dec. 90.
Hyades, Am. str, from Seattle,
Jan. 8.
Kiyo Maru, Jap. str, from South
America, Dec. 80.
Mary E. Foster, Am. SCH, from
Puget Sound, Jan. 8.
Robert Levers, Am. SCH, from
Port Townsend, Jan. L.
R. p. Rithet, Am. bk., from San
Francisco, Dec. 80.
PROJECTED DEPARTURES.
For San Francisco.
Korea, p. M. S. Co., January Z
Lurline, M. N. Co., January 20.
Nippon Maru, T. K. K, January 81
Sierra, o. S. S. Co., January, 25.
Siberia, P. M. Co, January 2S.
Wilhelmina, M. N. Co., February
/.
Honolulan, M. N. Co., February 4.
China, P. M. Co., February 5.
Manchuria, P. M. Co., February
II.
Sierra, o. S. S. Co., February Is.
Chiyo Maru, T. K. X, February
IS.
Lurline, M. N. Co., February 21.
Asia, P. NJ Co., February %.
For Vancouver
Zealandia, CA. R. NJ. s., January
81.
Moana, CA. R. M. s., March 1.
Makura, CA. R. M s., March
%,
For Fill and Australia.
Moana, CA, R. M s., January 7.
Makura, CA R. II. =, February 8.
zealandia, CA. R. M. s., March 8
For China and Japan.
Mongolia, P. M. Co., january 10.
America Maru, T. X. X, January
IS.
Tenyo Maru, T. X. X, January
"a.
Korea, P. M. Co., February 8.
Nippon Maru, T. K. X, February
IA.
Siberia, P. M. Co., February 21.
China, P. M. Co., February 81.
Manchuria, P. M. Co., March 6.
For So tn American Ports.
Hongkong Maru, T. X. K, January
10.
lNTERIsLAND VESSELS.
For Hilo ana Hawaii Ports.
Mauna Kea, IL. S. N. Co., Every
Tuesday.
Mikahala, every Tuesday,
For Kauai Ports.
W. G. Hall, IL. S. N. Co., Every
Thursday.
Kinau, IL, S. N. Co., Every
Tuesday.
For Maui and Hawaii Ports.
Claudine, IL. S. N. Co., Every
Friday.
Kau and Kona ports
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-04
Pacific Mail Steamship Co.
Togo Kisen Kaisha S. S. Co

of Companies will Call at HONOLULU ana Leave
tsia ON aboutth the mentioned below;
LEAVE HONOLULU FOR ORIENT LEAVE, HONOLULU FOR r.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Too Attentive.

"People> who write begging letters
are entirely too persistent" said a
charity official. -They remind me OF
a summer resort episode. A young
man went there for his two weeks va
cation. He put up at cottage. tie
paid about SO a week. Well. when be
came to depart this young man saic
to the boarding mistress:
Madam. you have been most atten-
tive to me during my stay here
-'TEank you. sir; thank you very
Nuch.' said the lady.
Eyes continued the young man
you have been most attentive. AND
not only you. but everybody-every
body in the house. if l may say so
has been most perseveringly attentive
to me day and night, and. madam. to
show my appreciation l am going TO
offer you small present.
"'How very kindr said the landlady
and a bright, expectant smile lit up
her face. Then the young man thrust
into her extended hand packet OF In
sect powder and retired hastily"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

wv anlf1nee upon hly career d
charity visitor was as Voiunlee
arraved myself for my first attempt
with .pisgiving in my heart. l WAS
so afraid OF my reception. found niy
erst address on the third moor =.
roar. ,eDeu,ent, stumbled up the DARK
stairs and timidly knocked at Tue uool.
If was opened Instantly by sniaii IVY
who upered at me curiously.
.Is-;s your mother inY' l inquired
.Xo',," was the prompt reply.
..cso.s zone to see the doctor. But
you can come in
He held the door Hospitality open, anu
! stan,,ed across the threshold ana en-
terad I selected chair and sat down.
The small boy wriggled into chaif
opposite. NTH
., nuye fits he announced, "lln
Importance.
"Wha -at:" | stammered.
-, hove on; often" he went on eager
" .its-real fits. | may have one any
fine | might have one right now.
/ t,ut was already in the hail.
.You won't stay" he shouted amer
ME aggrievediy. shell oe
| back" tic
But A very much upset volunteer VS.
;tor was already out of hearins--Ne"
YoTk fIufi1'd.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
w -, Y ,Ior RsIks.

A COIN -, Kansas men were tath'
Ing of II; rle- sntSs hI' other day. Al
this talk sad one of them. "renihds
ne of peace officer ] knew number
Of years ago q, western Kansas. ms
officer was itrely fearless-in fact'
the kind ot CHIP who would nave
rhargrd ha, ses with single biicket OF
water. 70 look down into the barrel
OF gun in lac other fellows hahu
was as lIacllly accepted an affair FOR
him as uu light his pipe. He was sem
sor one day.
".Wh.,t's ,ht, natter he asked.
=" COWBOY IN that room said CHI
zen. designating the place. He's WIZ
and dangerous He's locked himself IN,
and were afraId he'll break out ana
do us har1n'
so this officer opened the door OF
the rsant and looked in. The cowDo!
had six shooter in one hand and
stick of dynamite in the other ana
calmly remarked that he would turn
them both loose in case the omcef
came into the room. The officer con-
sidered the thing for a minute. Thep
be backed away and as he did so re-
marked:
"'Let him sleep it off. They Is
times when a man who amt AFRAID Is
a blind fool Kan sas City journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
,ss.e Excit;ns Than tho Play.


A eountryman on one Of bis rare Wis
IT'S to London, after completing his
business. visited the local theater and
,atgonized that part Of the house
.nal5n as 'the gods" obtaining a seat
lie front row. He had provided
iplself with refreshments before en-
ering i! the form of bag of cakes
ind bottle of mineral water.
AS the performance progressed hs
consumed these and, becoming ao-
sorbed in thrilling passage, was aD-
sently toying with the empty bottle on
the ledge in front Of him when he ac-
cidentally allowed it 10 fall over.
Horror stricken, he instantly lookec
down and was Just in time to see the
bottle drop heavily on to the bald head
Of man below, who, not noticing
whence the attack came, jumped TO
the cGncluei1n that his ncighbor was
the aergressur He seized the bottle
and Bit thr other man smartly across
the head T-ith it.
Our friend above had now seen
enough and hastily but quickly quilted
the place, observing when he reached
the exit two angry. struggling mel
being ejected.-London Tit-Bits.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Seventeen Year Cocusts.

The-seventeen year locuSts are some
times called Pharaoh's locustS because
they make sound that resembles the
repeating over and over Of that historic
name The notes or"songs are not what
might be termed vocal. as they are pro
iuced by the rapid vibrations Of two
very thin films that cover small cav.
ity at the base of the abdomen. In
some localities the sound produced IS
somewhat different from that beard in
ether sections. Along streams. espp-
ciaIiy along the Ohio aver. the notes
are more bass. while on the highlands
and especially in the mountain regions
the sounds produced are more shrill.-
Omaha World Herald
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

The late Rev. John Skinner, author
Of annals of Scottish Episcopacy,'
was first appointed to charge in Mon
trose, whence he was removed to
Banff, and ultimately to Forfar Aft
er he had left Montrose it reached his
ears that an III natured insinuati9n
was circulating there that he had been
induced to leave this town by the
temptation Of a better income and OF
fat pork, which, it would appear, was
plentiful III the locality of his new in
cumbency. Indignant at such an as
persion, he wrote a letter, directed to
his maligners. indicating himself
sharply from 1t, which he showed to
his grandfather, John Skinner OF
Langside, for his approval. The old
gentleman objected to it as too lengthy
aud proposed the following pithy sub
stitute:
Had Skinner been of carnal mind.
AS strangely we suppose,
Or had he even been fond of swine
He'd ne'er have left Montrose.
"Reminiscences Of Dean Ramsay"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Saved From Awful PERI

81 never felt So near my grave,
writes Lewis Chambli q, of Manchester
Ohio. r. r. No. 3. las when fright
full cough and lung t. ouble pulled me
down 70 lis pounds in spite OF many
remides and the best doctors. And
that / am alive today is due solely to
DR.. Kings New Discovery, which
completely cured me. Now l weigh 16O
pounds and can do hard work. 1t also
cured my four childreu Of cronp." In
faliible for Coughs and Colds, its
the most certain remedy for LaGrippe
Asthma, desperate lung trouble and
all bronchial affections. SOC and $40
A trial bottle free. Guaranteed by
Schmitt's Drug Store.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Tn. Psper They Were Written On.

The average author would probably
laugh at the statement that at one
time in the worlds history manu-
scripts, simply as such. irrespective o.
the nature of the text. were immense
" valuable In ancient times mann
scripts were important articles from
commercial point of view. They were
excessively scarce and were preserved
with the utmost care. Even the usur
ers were glad to lend money on them
when the owners were obliged TO offer
them in pawn. 1t is related in an
ancient tome that student OF Payla.
who was reduced by his debaucheries.
raised a new fortune by leaving in
pawn a manuscript Of a body of law.
and a grammarian who was ruined by
a fire rebuilt his house with two small
volumes of Cicero through the ready
aid of the pawnbroker.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
JOCKEYS Tricks,

"Thcre are tri-rs CT two kinds in
+,ckeying" said Il jockey. 'the legit
mate and the ille~i,iillte. Use the
:irst a1.l you'll prosper. Use the last
and it's Ill IN.
IT eeil innate tricks are pulling race
and re ting laf1 1T The post f you
once IN IL Il fast ,,orsc and AXE hin
y .-oI are always .lfterward an oh
= ,ct Of s,spicion Grt zen TO enc
s'ou ever pull anothc'- horse you arr
dox, for But gettir', yourself left a
the post 3 q big "c,G complex subject
md j; ); the one Il ok that cleve;
Joke. can woI.l time and again witt
afety.
ITO cause rivHl l,Drse to swcrve is
m ilhgitimate trt'k that often wins
yorr race. You cause the swcrving b.,
straighteuinE oIr yoCI- leg so that YOU
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

The draw bark of fancy na'nto ~
dishes is their lppdency to he aP,'''ru'
in prosric information W@0, a. F 'nl
order angels on horseback. Tor III.
stance if ~ did NOT know what S or
of thing If vas: AID +" a'heai !" u.
waiter to interpret is humilia'lnG-
CORRESPONDENT recalls his own fa.e III
the matter If "ochsenaugen toA EYES
Having repeatedly seen them Cd .ne
menu amorc the pudding class ourinS
= tour in Germany, he ana MS VIC
eventually ordered them "o pc,
tionss" asked the woman wal'er- On
ros TWO portions" 1t proved that W.
nortions of OK eyes meant SIX i'ieo
a,es-as the final course OF ueai |!
meal Aud. MS the wife had the moral
courage to refuse to eat more .n'u
one the cowardly husband uh"l'iinI
tn give away that he had not hno" u
what he was ordering. had to worry
down the five others
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

"What Dc you think | ought to say
to you for coming home so late-and
in such conGition:" demands the
lady Of the house.
Perish zAr Shought! gracefully re-
plies the courteous husband. Perish
zhe shought NJ dear, surely you
would not Sh'roSc / would ever shink
you ought to shay Zhe slings | shink
you ought to Shay"-JUdge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
George Washington Primrose

George Washington Primrose,
thinking of matrimony ana trembling
on the edge, wrote to his married
brother. Rufus, for advice. Dear
Jawie,'. wrote Rufus in reply, "every
man shud marry. A wife is mans
greatest gift. She suthes his trubbles,
bubbles his joys and helps him every
which way. The married life is the
only life spechully when you is, torch
innate enuf for to git fool Of wife
like mine. p S.-Msndy has jess
slept out. You blame fule you, Stay
Sinpler'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
An AGXantaqe.

A well known Scottish clergyman
got into conversation in a railway car
riage with workingman, who inform
ed him that he had been a coupler on
a railway for several years. "Oh. said
the minister. Il can beat that! ! have
been a coupler for over twenty years.
AYE" replied the workman, but
can uncouple, and you canna!'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

IT'S all very we'll tor you to preacb
economy said his wife. but notice
whenever ! cut down expenses tha:
you smoke better cigars and Spend
more money for your own pleasure
than at any other time"
well. confound 1t. what do vou SUD
pose want You to economize for. any
wayY-Chicago Record Herald
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Better Dad Than Editors

Judge-How do you earn your liv
Ing? Prisoner-By writing. your hon
or. Judge-And what do you write
for? Would you mind telling us? Pris.
oner-Not at all. | write for money
from home.-Judge's Library.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
For Sale.

S10O0-1-4 acre lot on Muhlenberg
street adjoining the residence of Mr..
NJ. L. Walton, or will improve to
suit purchaser for either business or
residential purposes. This IL rare
chance t. get the best building site in
torn. 81. r. C. SHOCKEY,
6epA = ~ Vienna, ".
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
A Prize WATCHDOG.

Genllenan-But am afraid he
wouldn't make good watchdog. Man
with bull terrier)-Not a good watch.
dog! Why, Lor' bless your cart, it was
only last week that this very ANNA
held burglar down by the throat anC
beat mis- brains out with his tail.-Lon,
don Taller.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

A few minutes delay in treating
some cases of Group. even the length
of time it takes to go for doctor Of
ten proves dangerous. The safest
way is to keep Chsmberlain's Cough
Remedy in the honse, and at the first
indication Of Group give the chilli a
dose. Pleasant to take and always
cures. Sold by Walton & Smoot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
Almost Too Cruel.

4 New York lawyer said at dinner.
apropos Of a certain :egal decision:
1T was IL cruel blow. as cruel as that
which Bayside cook served on a
tramp This filthy tramp. knocking at
che kitchen door. whined:
'-'l'm turrible hungry. lady. Could
re gimme a small wedge O fresh pie?
Were just out Of pie said the
cook. but here's a cake for you
And she handed the tramp cake
Of SOaD"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24

Dear, am the only woman 70.
have ever loved?
Yes, or ever WILL"
Ana 1t must have been the way h,
aid 1t that made her mad
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-02-24
A Witty Wido,u

widow or the name of Rugg. hav
ing taken Sir Charles Price for hel
second husband. was asked by friend
how she liked the change.
on" she replied. Il parted with my
old Rugg for a good Price"