The evening world., 1911-09-02

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the words with dramatic ferver.
(which means to pack W m TO-" repeated the wife softly. well" ana
M rose to hr full height. 81 will show you that I an rot . CwfrowsA a.
ts1anst Ny trunks will be ready In half IN hour Meantime. 1 feel 1t ny
TO I've you some pointers m how to Keep ts vod mminow In IN" lou" XVI
more than half IN hour after the honeymoon"
Thank you" said In oher gaciouly. But
First of all" interrupted thu wife. yu musts et It clearly defined IN yeur
mind that q husband before and after taking Is like thu ant-fat ads-so diner.
nay pinch m scrhmp. So. unless you wan te vdd illuminated with some
sparkling ephgrams and fiery language. o simply MUST lot ask for . new
dress more than oncs in every four years; n even then YOU " better Get 70
tut Of what yn saw o oth-powder and tho milk money. p
"Abov ALL II yu wan to keep things bright n pleasant you Will va
Il tai thu utmost carr of JohnIsd digestion Never II him anything nut soft
foods n matter hw muchh he grumbks N always COAX him to X . digestive
pill when he tells on 10 hs bsen invited ut to luncheon Al yu value your
aurl influence never venturea n opinion n an subject bscaus John will not
abide more han one vet of opinions in thish house When he wakes UP In the
morning with q rudge against the whole world yourself in Particular. Just
uptos round an don't answer back: and II 10 happens to overturn his coffee
cap or N pest tabicclth In his rage at Just az though nothing hd hap-
psned 1t Ill all come right b. svsning. II things At the office appep to 9 his
way. !
II will nvs you this extra atch-ksy. % hat when John happens to stay cut
all night ith his club you can rn over to you mothers and DO your Worrying
But don't lie awake thinking that ne a. been u ovsr,o or that something dread.
ful las happened to him. because nothing eve does And when n . comes home
IN q dying condition. next morning. don't forge to ave q mustard footbah
ready and som cracked Ice for his head. These with . lose Of sAtzsr viii -.
uany bring him back to his aura again. Oh. yes an by he way, o N sAturdayo
~hen the laundry shome. n John goes into spasms because lie dresss hA
wasnt put in. you'll usually md It behind tho trunk or the plano. wnsr he Tired
It when he took 1t OF. Now, q to tho ns chldren"- |
"The-WHAT! ]
t Ave children" repeated the wife II hope GU will get along Win 40
an hiatt he baby won't Keep you awake nights much. Willie has The ohtoksl
pox; nut they'll all b practically through with hat and tn measles and I'd
carleuna In We or 81 years And now-soodby"
b-ut wait q mnute!' Grief the Annuity. where are you gongf~
"Me?, Oh. I'm going to Reno" replied tie Wife. waving r m ~~av
"where1 car zee something bright and cheerful behdes these -four wsupI I'm
going to I've o. the anmony and use It to buy pink chinons. and ssw-gavs ~
pauoNes Tor which ny sssndal being has been starving all these ysara I n
going to nHt with all thu fascinating men I've snubbed dnos M vsddins -
AM I'm going TO nave m hair mareslsdH It Costs monthsa allowance oooe
by! o aren't the only Intellectual angel who hs been beating - uuhea
volt In vain for tn last ten yearsi So ions"