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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Pat and his little brown mare were
familiar sights to the people OF tn,
town Of Barry. The mare was lean
blind and lame, but by dlnt OF much
coaNing Pat kept her TO the harness
one day while leading her TO water
he had 10 pass corner where d
crowd OF would.be sports had congrc
gated. Thinking to have some amuso
mcnt at Pats expense, one called out:
"Hullo. there, Pat, I'm looking for
the real goods. How much Is that
mare OF yours able TO draw
"Begorra," said Pat. Il cant say
exactly, but she seems TO be able Ia
draw the attenshun Of livery fool In
town."-The Ilousokocpcr.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

Tho family with young children that IN
without sickness In the house now and
then IN rare ana 10 II In important that
the head Of the house should know what
20 do IN the little emergencies that arise.
\ child with "a serious allmont needs "a
doctor, II N true, but In the majority Of
Instances, aH any doctor knows. the child
suffers from some Intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There n no sense In giving II pill or
r,1nedy containing an oplhte, nor IL
flushing ~ the bowels 10 De- always rec
commended. Rather give n u small dose
Of q mild, gentle laxative tonic like Dr
tnldwcllH Syrup Pcpsin, which, by clean.
Ing out the bowels and strengthening tho
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

again. / don't know how TO express
my thanks for the good II has done mo
md | hope all suffering women will
give Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial. IL was worth lis
weight In gold. Mrs. j. l.. ENDIICu,
II. i. ID. No. Z, Erie, Pa.
Lydia l.. pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harm.
full drugs, and to-day holds tho record
for the largest number of actual curus
OF female diseases we know, OF. and
thousands Of voluntary testimonials
are on file In tho Pinkham laboratory
ntLynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form OF
female complaints, such as fnilamma-
ton, liberation, displacements, flbrold
tumors, Irregularities, periodic pains.
bncknche, indigestion and nervous
prostTatlon. Every suffering woman
owes II 20 herself 10 give Lydia u. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound trial
IL YOU want special advice write
Mrs.Pinkbnm, Lynn, Mass, for It.
IL rs free and always helpful.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

At the dinner Saturday Of the Mil
tary order Of Foreign Wars. Captain
Carlyle L. RurridEr told Of man
who, returning TO his domicllc Ut
cockcrow. underwent an inspection
by his wife, who desired to know how
he came TO have O large bump ON his
forehead.
That? oh. that's where I bit my
self" explained he Of the night key
"liit yoursulf7' the lady repeated
after him How could you bite your
self away NJ thcrc7'
why stood on chair" he said
Cleveland Leader.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

little stomach muscles. will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This In not alone our opinion but that
~ Mrs. ", H. Mead Of Frccport KanB.,
successfully and uf Mrs .. II, whiting
OF Lana, Wis, who gives II 10 her children
and takes II herself II In sold In fifty
cent ana one dollar b0ttloa at every
drug store, but II you want 10 test II In
your family before you buy II send Your
address 10 Or Caldwell and no viii Tor.
ward "a supply free of charge.
For tho free sample address DR.. W. "a.
Caldwell, s0i Caldwell building. Mont
cello. III.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

A very good naturod broker. who ia
very much larger than his wife, and
who likes his little Joke at someone
else's expense. was sitting In the the.
atcr. A man behind him, not know.
ing who he was. leaned forward and
whispered, "Will you please ask your
wife to remove her hat2'
You'd better do It yourself I'm
afraid"
Whereupon the man behind became
angry, arose. protested and left the
theater.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26
ThatTired Feeling

that h caused by impure, impoverished
blood or low. rundown condition Of the
system, Is burdensomc and discouraeinr.
Do not put up with 1t, but take Hood 8
Sarsaparilla, which removes it as nothing
else does.
81 had that tired feeling, had no an.
petite and no ambition 70 do anything 4
friend advised me to take Hoods Sarsa.
panla. ! did 30, and soon that tired
feeling, was gone, | had q good appetite
from long illness" Mrs. b. johnson.
Westfcld. ~ "
Oct Hoods Sarsaparilia today In iiuuld
form or IN tablets called SaTsutabs,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

llarduppc Every man should mar.
ry Everything have In the world
! owe to my wife
Wigwag Don't forget that ten spot
you owe me. Philadelphia Record
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia z. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.
Erie, Pa. IL suffered for five years
from female troubles and M lnsf was

almost helpless. |
went TO three doc
tors and they did
mo no good, no my
sister advised me 90
try Lydia h. Pink
hams Vege table
Com pound, and
when l had taken
only two bottles 1
could Sec q big
change, 80 / took
six bottles and Pam
now gfrnuU mud ,uclI
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

AdclaIdc--why. Comclla, your hair
is oil musscd up.
Coruclia-Yes. dear, you-you sec.
George stole up and snatchcd dozen
kisses before could scream.
Adolaidc-But why don't you step
In front Of the mirror and rcarrangc
your hair?
Cornolia-Gracious, Why. wouldn't
do II Tor the world. Why. none OF tho
girls would believe he kissed me.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

LIredl

Employer want a boy who ~ nb.
solutcly trustworthy. DO you ever
give bufinofs secrets aWny7
Applicant Not much, boss' sells
'om Judge.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Tho AutH"pilc powder 90 shake into your h,ss Ho-
h"t's tnrrhi huuiuns lngWsins Nails, Ssuirn hui
NWraiinR feet, nlHton aud Unliuus Hputa. SOLD
rNotYNhrrri 90. Don nfospf any sHhafifHff Ham.
pie ilikE. Address Allen \ Olusted. H. ltuJ. \ Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

I continued until | could rest well nj
night and the kidney sccretions he.
came normal do not believe would
be alive today were II not for Doans
Kidney pills.
Remember the name Doan's
For sale by all dealers. 30 cents n
box Foster Milburn Co. buffalo. n. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

n constipation is present the liver
sluggish, take Garfield Tea; u h. mild in
action and never lose, H. potency.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

DO YOUR feet feel tired. nchv. and sore
~ MIGHTY Rub them with n little Ham.
Inns Wizard on Thcv1l be- glad in tho
morning and % win YOU.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26
And You Muat Pay.

Experience is the best teacher"
quoted the Wise Guy.
yes, but her charges are mighty
high" added the Simple Mug.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Hardly anything can make such a
fool OF man as side whiskers for
him 10 be- proud Of
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Mrs wnsiow'- Soothing Syrup for Childron
i"rthiur suftenz tue gums. reduces inramnA
ton, allayH pain. cures wind cole, gsc q bottiA
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

A man can get along without DOING
much II he has sense enough to know
what not to do.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

The herb laxative Garfield Tea, prompt.
" orercomes constipation. biliOusncss.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

The chief secret Of comfort lies In
not allowing tfllcs TO yox us sharp
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Garfield Tea cures constipation, keeps
the blood pare and tones up the system.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

were badly bloatcd.
and feet 30 swollen /
could not wear my
shoes. I tried many
remedies hut became
discouraged as nothing
helped me. Then I
began taking Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon
nnilcel lmnrnvemcnt
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Dost thou love lifel Then do not
squander time, for that Ia the siun
life Ia made OF.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Many a fellow who falls into for.
tune goes right through H.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

Try Murine Eye Hemedy for ued,
WWrry Eyes and Grnnulatcd LIDS No
smnrunE Just Eyo COMFORT Murine
GC Murine Liquid a6C.iOn.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26

lye One l0c package eolors all ibes They dye in c
booklel-llow to bye. bleach and Mix Colors. ~
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-05-26
Gettysburg
Now, as Seen
by One
Who Took Part
in the Battle

E THY BURGi The
name ~ as a sword
and "a banner and
glory and woe and a
broken column and a
field Of graves. writes
Edward W. Thompson
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
MRS. PANKHURST ARRIVES
TO VISIT AND LECTURE

NEW YORK, Oct. 12.-Mrs. Emeline
Pankhurst, the noted English suffrag-
cite, accompanied by Miss Mary Peth-
lex, has arrived here from England
and was given reception that would
do credit to her own militant country
women. Only four members Of the
welcoming band were permitted to
pass the customs lines. but hundreds
OF women stood outside cheering and
waving madly purple and white and
green flags.
This Ia my vacation" said Mrs.
Pankhurst later. Il am come to lee
ture and to see how the movement is
getting on In America. II Is two
years since I have been here. I am
going 10 speak first In Brooklyn on
Oct IL. Later I am going to Louis
Vile, KY, where shall speak at a
women's convention. I will also visit
Cleveland, Chicago and Toronto, and
/ hope to 90 and see how the suffrage
movement e progressing in the west
ern states"
Mrs. Pankhurst denied that the suf-
fragettes In England had made a bar
gain to remain quiet for year. the
government al the end OF that time
to consider the woman suffrage bill. X
"In England there IL truce at the
present time" she said, but we have
made no bargain. Open hostilities
have been dropped because the pre-
mier has promised Us that at the SEES
sion next year time enough will be
given for a full consideration OF our
bill. But II our bill Is not considered
fairly, back We 60 to the militant
methods"
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13

Acetylene torches for use In dense
fogs have been supplied to the Paris
police.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
FRIENDS OF CHESTERS
SHOCKED AT NEWS

CINCINNATI. O., Oct. 12.--Cincin-
natl friends OF George Randolph Ches-
ter. the author, and his wife, were sur
prised today by the news OF the d.
vorce granted In New York. Get Rich
Quick Wallingford" which made the
Chesters rich, but not happy, was Gre
ated In Cincinnati while Chester was
Sunday editor of a morning paper.
Prior to the creation OF .'Wallingford,"
the Chesters lived In humble apart
ments downtown. The immediate sue
cess OF "wallingford' enabled Chester
to buy an $4,000 bungalow IN College
Hill, one Of Cincinnati's fashionable
suburbs.
Mrs. Chester, who was formerly q
school teacher helped her husband
during his literary apprenticeship.
She revised his copy, read proof and
took dictation on the typewriter.
They moved to New York about q
year ago.
Chester. under the terms OF the In
sI.so9 year and 81 iooa year for the
support and education of their two
rather than permit publicity in
court, Chester stipulated an amount ne
would be willing to pay without con-
test Mrs. Chester accepted, Until the
case came to trial she received tho
ingford" the play George NJ. Cohen
drai1atixed from Chester's stories.
Tie facts OF the divorce proceedings
were shielded by the referees trial
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
POLITICAL STRIFE IN
WAY OF BIG CANAL

CHICAGO. Oct. 12.--That a settle
ment OF internal differences In iii
nois IL necessary to successful cul
mination of the plan for 14-foo,
channel from the lakes to the gulf
was the statement made today by
President William X. Kavanaugh, OF
st. Louis, addressing the 5000 dele
gates TO the sixth annual convention
Of the Lakes-to-the-Gulf Deep Water.
way association. which opened its
meeting here today.
That politics was to be barred from
the convention was shown when
Thomas Hunter, o Lorimer henchman,
was replaced as sergeantat-arms OF
the convention by James !. Martin.
the charge having been made that
Hunter intended to pack the conven-
ton with Lorirner men who would
vote an endorsement OF waterways
policies advocated by Lorirner and OBJ
posed by Gov, Deneen. OF Illinois.
Before the opening OF the conven
ton, President Kayanaugh declared
Illinois must settle Its internecine dis
putes before the waterways plan
would be successful.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
OH HO, MR. PLUMBER,
HERE'S WHERE WE GET YOUI
Water Board Plans to Thaw Out
Frozen Pipes For Small
Charge.

BY purchasing q little electric ma
chine, at a cost OF about $500, the
board OF water commissioners will In
stall little ''fying squadron" OF It's
own, which will undoubtedly be greet
ed with Joy by unfortunate citizens
whose water pipes freeze during the
winter. and with deep disgust by the
plumbers, who will see many a $40 bill
60 glimmering.
The machine, a recent invention.
may be loaded on wagon or automo-
bile truck, and when water pipes
freeze, either In the streets or In some
private citizens back yard, the thaw-
Ing machine will be rushed 10 the spot
on request and the work Of getting
the water running again will proceed
with neatness and dispatch. II will be
operated at about actual cost to the
water board, with enough added 70
cover incidental expenses Of operation.
and will probably cost about 81 per
thaw, which amount the householder
will pay, instead OF the large amount
usually charged by plumbers for sim
liar service.
Commissioner James Pound, who
declares that the machine will be pur-
chased within short time. believes
that as II Is the business of the water
board to furnish and deliver water
directly to the tap or bath tub In
places where II IL used, the board
should see to Il that such delivery Is
made, and II Jack Frost interferes
with the pipes, II IL up to the water
board to thaw out the pipes. at cost
price to the consumer.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
YOUTH CLAIMING WEALTHY
PARENTS ACCUSED OF THEFT
VIM. Cox Says People Are Well
To-Do In England Robbed
Roommate It's Charged.

William Cox. q acknowledged youth
from Birmingham. Eng. Is under ar
rest in the central station. on charge
OF stealing money and clothing from
Leonard Mansell, his roommate.
Young Cox declares he II the bon OF
wealthy English parents, but letter
found on him from his mother, would
indicate that his people are not 80
well on as he would have his Ameri
can friends believe.
The youth had intended to become q
citizen of the United States, but since
his arrest. he has grown weary Of Am
erican methods and thinks now he
would like 70 journey back to dear old
England.
III ever get out OF this scrape. I'll
go back" he said.
When Cox arrived here he had
about $4,000, but most OF this has been
dissipated In riotuous living. He de.
clares that $500 OF II was stolen from
him, while be was IN Chicago. His
mother recently emit him a ticket 70
return home, but he sold IL for $40.
In his desperation, he attempted 20
swallow q couple OF pawn tickets,
when he was arrested. The letter
from his mother follows:
Dear Son;--I received your let
ter. Was sorry to hear about you.
but hope you will do your best
for your mother and father when
you come home. We work hard
Tor our money. l have sent you
80 and instructed the Allen line
people to forward your pass home
ward today. Hoping You will get
safe home and be a good boy.
hope you will take care OF what
sent, as we have to take care of
our money and we are coming on
very well; thank God for II.
have sent this az soon as could.
Hoping you will get this all right.
From your Mother and Father.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
GIRL Brutality BEATEN
ON WAY TO MEET FIANCE

NEW YORK. OF. l2.--More than 400
men, headed by n detachment OF 20
policemen and Including a large num-
her OF soldiers from Fort Hamilton.
Brooklyn. are searching the woods and
fields In the vicinity OF the fort today
for the man who attacked Miss Agnes
Waugh last night and beat her. so
,is the daughter OF George j. Waugh,
q civil engineer. and Ii 10 years old.
she was hurrying home 10 keep ON
engagement with her dance when she
was attacked. Her assailant knocked
her down with club. dragged her into
a lonely field, tore her clothes to frag-
ments and beat her into tnsensibllity.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
BIG PARADE FEATURES
COLUMBUS CELEBRATION

BOSTON. Mass. oct IA par4dv
BY 10000, including federal and state
military organizations starting At
noon, 4 monster wafer carnival on the
Charles river In the afternoon, = dozen
celebrations by ya-i3us petriocc AMI
church organizations In different parts
CT Greater Boston. and a great Nc
Nninare defense fund mass meeting M
Faneuil hall In the evening. are some
OF the features ON todny's program
hero In recognition OF the greatest 0f
all diacoverers. the Italian. Christopher
Columbus. The holiday was observed
throughout New England.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Oct. H.
Indiana union labor today took steps
to prevent the hiring OF convict labor
in the state. Edgar II. Perkins, pres
ident of the Indiana Federation OF
Labor. and Peter ]. Shaughnessey
of the Indiana Conference OF Mold
ers, fled a petition for an injunction
against the board Of trustees and the
superintendent of the Indiana Re-
formatory and the Indiana Manufac.
turing Co. to prevent the further EN-,
ployment Of convicts.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
VI t jewell INJURED;
CONDITION IS SERIOUS
Aged President of Detroit Bust
ness University Run Down
BY Auto On Woodward.

w. +. jewell, president OF the De-
troit Business University. was run
down by an automobile truck at Wood
ward and Antoinette-ayes.. Thursday
morning. and so badly injured. that HE
recovery Ii doubtful. Mr.. Jewell 10 70
years old and because OF his advanced
age, the shock may prove fatal.
The auto was driv enby Mathew
MUIR, No. 70 Park-pl, an employe of
the Rapid Motor Vehicle Co. The VIC
tins left leg was fractured and he
suffered internal injuries. He IL In
Grace hospital, where he was taken
In an auto patrol.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
CORPORATIONS FAILING
TO PAY U. S. TAX BY DEC.
: FIRST TO Be PROSECUTED
Collector Ordered to Give List Of
Delinquents to District
Attorney.
45o HAVEN'T SETTLED
HAVEN'T SETTLED
Fear of Heavy Fines Expected
To Cause Rush To Pay Within
: Immunity Period.

Malcolm J. Mcleod. collector Of In
ternal revenue for this district. has
received orders from r. d. Cabell.
J commissioner OF internal revenue. to
furnish the district attorney with q
list of corporations that have failed
to pay their corporation tax Of one
per cent Of the net profits for last
year. not later than Dec. 1, with the
!, Recommendation that proceedings be
INSTITUTED against the delinquents In
accordance with the law.
K. G. Little, chief deputy collector,
IL already at work on the list. He es-
Inmates that there are about $50 de-
linQuent corporations in the district,
principally In Detroit. that are sub
Tect TO prosecution under the order.
There are about ESQ corporations
that have made partial settlements
that are not included In this number,
They will be given so days In which
TO make supplemental offer
IL will take some time to prepare
the, list, and II probably will not be
turned over TO the District Attorney
Arthur futile before Dec. /. Delin-
quent corporations can avoid prosecu-
ton by paying up before that date.
That IL. their names will be taken on
the list.
The instructions from the commits
sioner to Collector Mcleod are, In
part. as follows:
Referring to those corporations
within your district. which failed
TO file the returns called for UNI
der Section 3S, tariff act Of Aug
]. s. 1909, known as the CORPORATION
tax law, this Office Is OF the opin-
ion that ample time has been al
lowed for each one Of such cor
porations desiring to do 80 TO take
advantage OF Its right of making
an offer OF compromise under
: section 1929. revised statutes. Il
10 requested, therefore, that you
prepare list OF companies re-
ported by you as delinquent and
which have made no effort to COM
promise their liabilities. and fur
nish such lists to the proper United
States district attorney on or be-
fore Dec. /, with recommends
ton that the usual proceedings
in such cases be instituted
, Collector Mcleod is preparing 70
send out notices to all the delin-
quents. quoting from the commits
sioner's letter. II IL expected that
the prospect OF prosecution and heavy
fines In the event Of conviction will
| cause many of the $50 delinquents
to fall In line within the next few
weeks.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
DIR. WILEY TO BECOME
SEC. PUBLIC HEALTH

WASHINGTON. oct. ia.--That Dr.
Harvey w. Wylie b % become =
member OF the cabinet as secretary
OF public health" heading the pro
posed department Of health, II Il ID
created. was reported IN ofncial cir
cles today. There IL violsnt 0pposi'
ton TO q department Of health on
the part Of Christian Scientists and
various medical schools not allied
with the American Medical associa'
ton.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13

OZARK, Ark. Oct 12.--Immediately
sfter their wedding. which took place
the bride, Miss Leila Carter. Senator
Jefferson Davis. OF Arkansas, and mis-
wife left for an extended tour OF the
west They will return about Novem-
Der and Mrs. Davis will accompany her
husband 10 Washington when congress
opens
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
Moo, Paw rowsqe charaes.

Judge Angel Of the United States
district court handed down a decree
"Wednesday In the case of Hugh r
.Havey against the barge ID. p. Rhodes,
allowing the complainant's claims Of
$500 for towage and $3.50 in extra
charges against the Rhodes.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
wife-Beater Draw. zine.

Despite his plea that he has been
prosecuted by his Wlfe's relatives for
matter OF two years, Walter Thom-
as. who was before Police Justice
abukinR and threatening his wife, was
fined $40. with the alternative or going
TO the House OF Correction for 30 days.
The couple have been married year
Rose and Kate McDanald, sisters OF
Mrs. Thomas. declares that the hug
band had often threatened TO kill his
wife and kill them.
The Detroit times., 1911-10-13
Get. aI. aOO From ID.

The case OF Charles ndersCn
acains, the d. u. r.. on trial in Judge
Hosmer's court. wis settled. Thurs
day morning. the plaintiff Sgreeing 20
accept $500. Henderson was serious
ly Injured when ap lnterurban car ran
into the rear end Of a Michigan car
upcn which he was q passenger.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-07-04
SunfloMer Philosophy.

II Is said that no one on earth can
save money as fast as an old maid
after she has become convinced that
men are not worth having.
When one says. This Is the most
terrible town in the world for Cos
SIP" put II down that that person
has been UP TO do something to ex-
cite gossip.
People In big towns are so selfish.
We would rather live in little town.
where the people sympathize with
you when in trouble, and where, II
you have no trouble they will look
up some for you.
We wouldn't like to be an express
agent: we never 20 by an express
Office that we do not hear a pup cry
ing. Pups are common enough al
home, everywhere. Why are they
shipped over the country,
When man Is left with a lot OF
motherless children on his hands he
usually scatters them among his rela-
tiyes. II Il IL the woman who Is left
with fatherless little ones she keeps
them together and earns a living be-
sides. Women develop great energy
when left without a man. In fact
AL the widows We know are getting
along a great deal better than the
married women.-Atehlnson fKan.
Globe.