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The Washington herald., 1911-08-07
Fit to BE a Detective.

From the, Kansas City Star
Mayor Gaynor. at dinner In Brooklyn.
condemned certain ideas of civil service
that a German visitor from Berlin had
recommended. Those ideas may do well
In Berlin" he said, but don't think
they'd do well here. We are opposed to
freaks, and this new scrt of civil service
examination Is as freakish as Old
Sleuth's. Old Sleuth. the detective chief
was once examining a new applicant for
the detective bureau. He thrust into the
young mans hand pale mass OF ruff
fies and lace and cambric-a woman's
,skirt-and: Find the pocket in that. he
said. But the applicant shook his head.
No. chief he admitted frankly. That's
beyond me- Then Old Sleuth slapped him
heartily on the back II you're smart
enough, my boy no cried. to know It's
no use to look for the pocket In a
woman's skirt. you're smart enough to
b detective. Here's your star
The Washington herald., 1911-08-07
The Cares of Business.

From the Boston Globe.
The old storekeeper down in the coun-
try who gave up keeping turkey red be-
cause the women insisted on buying al
he had as fast as he got It, must be
related to this New Hampshire mer-
chant.
There was nothing he liked so well
to do as to lie back in an old arm
chair on the elm-shaded porch of his
store and whittle green willow stick.
One very hot afternoon, just as he had
got his jackknife out, a boy appeared
on the scene with gallon jug.
Can / get a gallon of molassesr' he
inquired.
"Oh, humr' growled the storekeeper,
showing considerable temper. "Confound
1t! Nobody else In towns got molasses
to sell but me, I suppose"
With this stinging rebuke he went in
and filled the jug.
The Washington herald., 1911-08-07
ANNIVERSARY DATA.

This is the day on which we welcome
Wallace's Wastrels to an inhospitable
grave in the cellar. Five times do we
clash with Rhoderick's Lowlanders, with
matinee to-day. and when the day is
done Col Hedges hopeless hired hands
will need a long distance telephone con-
nection to hear Gabriers trumpet
And look at the dope, wherein we shine
In all departments of baseball endeavor.
Jimmy Dean says, apropos to nothing
in particular. that this boy O'Toole is the
wisest guy yet. He brings $4,000 In the
open market for fall delivery; his present
employers threaten to work that bully
good salary arm out pending delivery;
O'Toole grooves 'em overland the
laughs on ST. Paul and not on O'Toole
or the Pittsburg club. And Jimmy does
not charge managers for the clever If
covert advice.
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Nationals and St. Louis Browns Hook Up Doubeheader TO-DAY
ALOYSIUS DEFEATS
ADAMS TEAMS TO1
Clubmen Win Out in the
Final Inning.

Adams Express and Aloysius played
hard fought game In the District
League, the pennant boys winning out
in the last three innings on timely hit
ting, clever base running, and two err
rors, the final score being to L
1t was a pitchers battle between
Thompson and Bernie Hummer for six
innings, and each twirler famed nine.
Hummer allowed but two hits.
Sullivan. of Aloysius, was the leading
sticker, polling two doubles in three
times up, both of which counted In the
run getting. Score:
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CINCINNATI WINS
DOUBLE-HEADER
Takes Entire Series from
Dooin's Crippled Team.

Cincinnati, Ohio, Aug. 6.-rhe Reds
won both games of a double-header from
the Phillies this afternoon. to 6 and
TO /, and took the entire series from
Dooin's crippled team. Alexander was
knocked out of the box in the eighth in
ming of the first game, after the Quakers
had secured an APPARENTLY safe lead.
Burns took his place, and the one run
needed was pounded out of his curves in
the ninth.
In the second game Bescher's double,
a pass. and triple by Downey gave the
Reds a winning lead in the opening
round. Moore pitched well, but the Phil
lies could do nothing with Keefe. Scores:
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Chicago, Ill, Aug. 6.-There is a well
grounded rumor which. however, lacks
official confirmation, to the effect that
should the magnates, forming the board
of directors Of the National League. re-
instate Sherwood Magee, in the face OF
President Lynch's decision, It will be a
direct slap in the face and will eventu.
ally lead to his retirement.
or course, the decision has not yet been
given and will not be for several days
and II may vindicate Lynch. but the i'm
preston is that Magee will be rein.
stated.
Should Lynch resign or fail Of re-
election. there is one man who looms
upon the horizon above others as a
possible candidate for the presidency, and
that man is Joseph d. O'Brien, of Mil
waukee. ex-president Of the American
Association.
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Co6roth in Trouble.

San Francisco. Aug. 6.-As the result
Of too great activity in politics not in
accord with the views of the present ad-
mintstration, James Coffroth is in dan
ger Of losing his hold as a fight pro-
moter. It develops that a mammoth
streamer suspended above the ring in
which Wolgast- and Moran battled July
is the real cause. The streamer advised
all good citizens to vote for James Rolph,
Mayor McCarthy's opponent. for chief
executive of the city.
The Washington herald., 1911-08-07
BROOKLYN TRIMS
CHICAGO; 6 TO 1
Schultz Cracks Out Fifteenth
Home Run of Season.

Chicago, Aug. 6-Brooklyn had little
trouble in disposing Of the Cubs this
afternoon. The final count was to l.
The Dodgers solved everything King Cole
had, and after they had scored their six
runs in five innings. Reulbach was sent
in. Graham batted for Reulbach in the
eighth and Toney finished the game.
Schultz cracked out his fifteenth home
run of the season in the third stanza-
Score:
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T.LOUIS CARDINALS
WIN AND LOSE GAME
Boston Drops First Contest
but Captures Second.

ST. Louis, Aug. 6.-St Louis and Bos-
ton broke even in tO-day's double-header,
the locals taking the first, to 0, and
losing the second. to l. Geyer pitched
great ball in the opener and was given
grand support. Woodburn, a youngster,
was sent in in the second, but had he
been given good support would have
made a much better showing. Score:
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STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
Shamrock Win.

The Shamrock Athletic Club defeated
the Starlights, II to 4. The feature of
the game was the batting of the win
ners. The Shamrocks would like to ar
range games with teams averaging thir-
teen or fourteen years. Address J.
Braun, 224 Four-and-a-half street south
west.
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Runs-McCOrmick. Taylor. Wilkinson. Sullivan
First base errors-Aloysius. 2 Left on bases
Adams 4: Aloysius. s. Fint base on balls-OR
Hummer, 5; of Thompson, !; OF Hurley, L
Struck out-By Hummer. g.; by Thompson, g.
Two-base hits-Thompson. Sullivan ~. Sacrifice
Stolen bases-Drennsn t9, suln-
van (2), Babbington. Double pay-Babbngton TO
Drernen. Hit by pitcher-By Thompson, O'Reilly;
b. Hummer. Curtain Passed balls-Fitzgerald t2).
Umpjre-NIr. yenable. Time Of ga-ne-1 hour and
81 minutes.
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Nuns-Vaughn, Hayes @ HandibOe o., Nc
Donald l2l. Moran. Hessler, Edmonston ~, Rich
mond Miles. Hurley 81, Gioyannetd Rountree
McDonough. Hits made-Of Priddy, In q
innings; OF Becker, in inningS Struck out-By
Richmond, 4. Three-base hits-HandibOe, Hessler.
Two-base hits-AIles. GioEannetti, McDonousb.
Sacrifice hits-Hayes Mcdonald. Jaeschke GioYan-
netti Stolen bases-Huriey Cil, Rountree ~. Um-
pires-Messrs. Belts and Hughes Time Of game
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HOLLYWOOD GOLF.
Frank E. Henderson and III. I
Maaa Win Presfdcnf,a Cupa.

Long Branch. n. j., Aug. 6.-Frank
E. Henderson and H. H. Mas won the
presidents cups at the Hollywood Coli
Club links to-day. The preliminary
matches were played yesterday. In
Glass A, Mr.. Henderson defeated Harry
Frank by four up and two to play,
while in Glass B Mr.. Mas defeated
Joseph Herzig by seven up and five to
play. In the ladies' championship finals
to-day, Mrs. A. s. Rossen triumphed
over Miss Louisa Blur by four UP and
three to play
The Washington herald., 1911-08-07
NAVY YARD IS EASY
FOR CORNELL TIGERS
Richmond Is Hit Hard, but
Wins, IL to 7.

In one Of the worst games ever seen
in the Capital City League, Cornell trim
med Navy Yard, 13 to I. Both teams
played ragged ball The pitchers espe-
cially had an off day, as Priddy was
wild and ineffective in pinches, while
Richmond was lucky to win, as fifteen
hits were made OFF him. Carr, Hurley,
Giovannetti, and Handiboe led at the bat.
Score:
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Runs-Husgins 81, Ellis. Honey, Evans Smith.
Oakes Geyer. Two.bas hits-Evans Donlin, Jack
Three-base ht-Ellis. Sacrifice hits-Oakes
Bresnahan. Sacrifice tiIes-Bresnahan, Evans
Double play-Swceney TO Ingerton TO Mcdonald
Stolen bases-Huggins Oakes. Hauser. Wild pitch
Geyer. Bases ballS-Of Geyer, 2; off Griffin, :;
of Weaver. s. Struck Out-By Geyer, 2; by Grimm
!; by Weaver. l. Pitching recOrd-Off Weaver, s
hits and runs in innings. man on IN fourth !;
of Griffin. hits and 4 runs in innings Left
bases-BOston. I; ST. Louis G. Umpires-Messrs.
JohnstOne and Eason. Time Of game-l hour and
Is minutes
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Sunday game.
Won, S; lost L Average per game for
Nationals. S; average hits a5; average errors.
10 For opponents: Runs, Is; hits, T. lS;
errors. l-6
p. S.-But look out for Jonahs-Bin
Cole says they are playing plenty good
now for him to see 'em perform. Jim
Saffel says. though, he'll quit the wire
II they let In Jonahs these days.
The Washington herald., 1911-08-07

p Kuns-Foaey ~ Danoen. @ Mheal; hnmmsi' ~ me-
cago 7. Hits made-Of Cole. 10 in 5 innings;
OF Reulbach, l in innings; off Touey. in
Tooley. Hummel. Home run-Schulte. Double plays
-Tooley to DaubeTt; Shean to Safer. Bases on
balls-Of Barger. 2; OFF Reulbach, /; OF Toney, l.
Wild pitch-Oole. Umpires-Messrs. O'Day and
Emslie. Time Of game-l hour and 3 minutes
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SECOND GAME

Runs-sweeney ~. SpTatt, Jackson. Miller Wiley.
Sacrifice hits-BrOwn, Higgins Ellis. Sacrifice fly
jackson. Double play-Spratt to Sweeney to Ingcr-
ton. Stolen bases-ETans. Sweeney e. Miller Hug
gins. Hit by pitCher-By Brown HauserJ. Bases
on balls-OR Woodburn, Z; of Brown, g. Struck
out-By Woodburn. 5; by Brown 4. Pitching record
OF Woodburn, hits and 5 in Z innings.
Left on bases-St. Louis. Il Boston, 5. Umpires-
Msssrs. Eason and JOhnstone. Time Of game-2
hours and minutes.
The Washington herald., 1911-08-07

KnlrsEFgsn, HendncEs. RsiS Bitch. First nIse 6y
Buds. 5; Carital A. G. 2 First base ON balls
OF Carroll, 8; of Rice. !. Struck Out-By Car
roll, IL; by Rice, l6. TwO-base hits-J. IAIulvey,
Rhodes. SyTnan Rice. Sacrifice hit-Stuart. Stolen
hase-Birch. Double play-CarOn to Rhodes. Wild
ritch-Rice. Passed ball-Stuart. Umrire-Mr Tip
ton Time of game-2 hOurs
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y.nderbiir.- C.n.dienne wins.

Caen. France. Aug. CIV. X. Wander
bits Canadienne, won the Prix Premier
to-day, and another Vanderbilt horse.
Mirambo. ran second for the Prix So
cietie / d'Encouragement O'Neill rode
both horses for Mr.. Vanderbilt
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MINOR LEAGUE RESULTS.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

At Columbus-Columbus 2; Louisville. To-
At st. Paul-St. Paul. /: Minneapolis, Z.
At Observation-Disclosures, 2; Kansas City. ;.
At Toledo-Toledo, o.; Indianapolis. l.
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WESTERN LEAGUE.

At Topeka-Topeka, Z: Pueblo. a
At Omaha-Omaha, s; st. Joseph. J
At Lincoln-Lincoln, 3: Denver, 9.
At Sioux Gty-Sioux City, 6; Des Moines, 0.
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SECOND CAME

hit-Bescher. Three-base hit-Downey. Stolen
bases-Hobtzell. Mitchell, Bescher (Z, Lobert.
Sacrifice hits-Bates, Ameida. Left on bases
Cincinnati 4; Philadelphia g. Double play
Keefs to Egan to Hobltzel. Struck out-By
Keefe, L. by Moore, l. Bases on balls-Of Keefe
&; of Moore. 5. Umpires-Messs. Rigler and
Ffnneran. Time Of game-l hour and q minutes.
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Totals ..S s9I3 Totals 80 40 .
Capital A. C..............0 0 0 o o o o Ia
Eastern Buds. 0 o 90 o Q-l
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EASTERN LEAGUE.
At Nevark-Newark. 2: Rochester, ].
At Toronto-Toronto, J.; Jersey City, IA
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GAMES TODAY.

GAMES TODAY
Philadelphia at Pittsburg
Boston at Cincinnati
Brooklyn at st. Louis.
New York at Chicago.
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Big League Races
Seen at a Glance
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Yesterdays RESULTS.
No Games Scheduled.
GAMES TODAY.
st. Louis at Warrington.
Chicago at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at Boston.
Detroit 1t New YORK.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Cincinnati, z; Philadelphia, q.
Cincinnati, 3; Philadelphia, L.
Brooklyn, 81 Chicago, L.
81. Louis, y; Boston, U.
Boston, 8; st. Louis, L.
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-24

Ta- Nreue Brotherhood meets EH-
aa-l- $50 sharp
I'D ll -1e tine gs s1.l- 90 p-=Ss
--e Jefferson was lu- reported tle--
al.a-s she .etr Juneau AZ Do O'Clock
last l.slr
The -Aya-lrs and the Clan B-aa-
elar1 met I4s- l-s1- on -le Elk al
less We. after -le smoke had
..ga-a1 asay. rle -AFa-lcs picked
up --- r.-l-s OF their wrecked Irr
-l.e and departed
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-24
HAIR r--Ls CHARACTER.
-sla- ~ uaIr said TO IadIeaIe Per-
SOFAS TrmFeFEmeat-

-sIa- ~ -zaIr said TO tadisa.e a Per
SOFAS Temperament
believe y1E- 1-1--a.
a.l denotes lE=c--a ana -a-
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-. --su.I ~ --l-acler. -a- tgaa -
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a u4a Is -g stlE slel sg,-s---a
ae-l-a % g-lers. yh-t De- a.E-
--. a geru causes -I-IuaH
Prot -llH--T-t ~ Paris. Frl--r. .-r
-aae-.zlel a ralla- W.-h DalLrlT germs.
rl recr-a totally laLE .G e.
r-aE- rHs To rI the scalp r- trr
-.-.-s germs Ir 81 necessary -1 apps
lHs aa-s.-.-a
Destroy t-e cruee-rou remove Oh.
SOD er leading truss -.s. send al-
stamps --r sample fr Tire HerE.c,1z Co.
Le--l.- aila-
one Dollar bottles guaranteed
Wm- Britt. Special Agent. Skasway.
The daily Alaskan. [volume] (Skagway, Alaska) 1904-1924, 1911-01-24

DOaJ worry whether It vas a white
aea g- a black hen Aat laid t-e
rg5 1u sex Tie ess az The Frse-
Brgha Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-08-19
CURIOSIDAD
Casos raros de dohle personalidad.

I'm especiahsta ingles EN- enfermeda-
des del cerebro afirma que exlsten Cd
SOS muy curiosos de doble personall
dad. En- varias ocaslolnes dice. ne
v;sto bombres de bondad reconoclda
me 1 yeces conaetian las mayores cruel
dades. Tn Issbrador conocl que tenia
Ia extrana mania de maltratar Gle un
modo abominable 8 los gatossy a. los
nerros. Experimentaba un delete sa-
tanico torturandolos y haciendolos pa
sar hambre, y. sin embargo, este mis-
mo individuo era 1uuy querldo de CO.
dos sus vecinos, y eontlnuamente de
mostraba su bondad con los nlllos. Ell
mismo me confes6 candidamente, que
Ia presencia de un cato 8 de un perro
despertaba en- su alma TN instinto SAL
vale, me rog6 que estudiase su caso
10 pusiera en- cura. YO solo pude
aconseiarle que no trviera en- su casa
perros nj gastos-
f'Recuerdo otro case de un homPre
que tenia periodicamente accesos de
NAL humor, Sc negaba rotundamente
i hablar con su mujer y con sus hlJos
durante los dias que lie duraba ell acce-
so. en- cambio, cuando sc lie pasaba
era un esposo modelo Y un padre exec
lente. no cesaba de lamentarse de los l
sufrimientos que causaba a su muJef
" sus hijos. Estos reconocian que su
padre era victima de alguno trastorno
Dsicol6gico que la ciencia medlca no
podia comprender, y lie perdonaban de
buen grado los disgustos que lie ocaslo-
oaba. Los accesos fuerOn cada vez mas
fuertes, y hubo de aconsejarle que sci
aalsentarse cuando sc vlese amagado
Ell hombre adopt6 este plan, y Sc aue|
-ha mejorado mucho-
''Pero donde sc encuentran casos
mas extraordinarios de dOble persona
idad es en- las mujeres. Uno de los
mas notables que he Observable fue el
de una joven que tenia una voz muy
bonita. Sus padres quisieron que la
cultivase, y la pusieron un maestro cue
prometi6 un brillante porvenir a la
cantante en- ciernes, pero La Joven d1Jo
un dia que no guerra cantar, y desde'
entonces preocup6 a sus padres con
repentinos accesos de melancolla, du-
rante los euales no hab1a manera de
hacerla emitir una n0ta, aunque can
taba como un ruisenor.
"Yo creo que nN1ehOs easos de klep-
tomania son debidos a una PERSONAL
dad doble, que obliga a robar contra
Ia voluntad de uno mismo.
''Tambien he conocido una maJer
que de vez en- cuando sentia un mledo
horrible de MORN envenenada por su
marido, tan en- serio 10 tomo, cue
una de las veces hugo America, aban-
donando a su familia En- estado nor
NAL Sc reia de sus temores, pero baJo
la Influenza de su otra Personalldad
no podia desechsr la obsesi6n.
''Per regla general la TRANSITION de
una de estas fases de La personalidad
a otra, va precedida de graves sinto-
mas nerviosos, y a. los !. accesos los
acompa1an trastornos digestivos in
somnios-
/. para curar estas afecciones solo
puede aconsejarse cambio de aires, de
modo de vivir, etc, y en- muchos ca
sos depende de la voluntad del pa
ciente.'' 9
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-08-19

81 usted quiere veuder una casa, IN
.utom6vil, una joys, algo de valor 8 de
srts, odreacalos q quien pueda com
prarlo.
/ II qusen puede comprar sin dineroi
II gsnte Que 10 t5ene lee II BO1.k-
IN lRCAN11L
The evening world., 1911-12-05
MADDEN BLOCKED
AGAIN BY DIX IN
! FIGHT ON MEGRUE
Governor for Second Time Re-
fuses to Sign an Extra
dition Warrant.

ALBANY. N. Y.-Gov. Dix has again
blocked the effort of John L. Madden
to have Enoch Megrue of New York
extradited to Kentucky for trial on an
indictment charging grand larceny.
1egrue Is the brother OF Madden's for
rEer wife, now wife Of Louis v. Bell, a
Kew York millionaire. The prosecution
Of Megrue Is enc phase of the Madden
BeO feud, which was declared when
the former Mrs. Madden parted from the
turfman and obtained a divorce from
him In Ohio seven years ago.
The case wherein the requisition OF
MeErue was asked has been in the
courts for several years. Last spring
The evening world., 1911-12-05

Gov. Dix refused TO sign an extradition
warrant. Mr.. Megrue at that time prov
Ing he was not in the State Of Ken
lucky at the time mentioned in the IN
dictment. Then Madden caused q new
Indictment to be found. Megrue re-
taliated by bringing two suits against
Madden-one for false arrest and one
for malicious prosecution-and demand
Ing $4,000 damages.
When the new %ex:raditon proceeding
came before Gov. Dix yesterday he dis
missed 1t with this comment:
TT appears that the alleged
crime was committed in october,
1904. and that a requisition from
the State OF Kentucky, asking the
return to that state Of Megrue,
was denied by me in April. 1911.
Thereafter n second Indictment
has been found and new requisition
papers presented ana extraditlon
asked on them.
1T appears that ever since 1906
the whereabouts of Megrue have
been known to Madden; in fact.
Madden sued Megrue for the same
articles in a civil suit In the city
of New York. That suit was in
stituted in 1906 and. as appears on
the records. discontinued by Mad
den In 1909. II appears that over
seven years rave elapsed from the
time the alleged crime was CON-
mitted to the present time and
that over five years have elapsed
since the complaining party was
fully aware of all the facts set
forth in the indictment. I am sat.
isied that the long delay in this
case does not entitle II to further
consideration and for this reason
the application Is denied"
The evening world., 1911-12-05
wyomins's Governor In Auto Crash.

WyominG's Governor In Auto Crash.
ROCHESTER,, N. Y. Dec. 6.-An au-
tomobile In which Gov. Joseph NJ. Carey
Of wyoming and Charles J. Joslin.
President of the Denver Chamber Of
Commerce. were passengers, collided
with a taxicab yesterday. Neither was
seriously hurt. The front of their car
was smashed. They were on their way
10 the Governors special. after attend
ing the annual dinner Of the Rochester
Chamber of Commerce.
The evening world., 1911-12-05
Extraordinary Prices on Reliable DRUGS
cad Every One Carefully, Because They Mean to
49,. Carmichaels Gray Hair Restorer, $l.O0 Bottle,
MAIN Carmichael's Hair Tonic, SOC Bottle

~ Hair Restorer, Sl.OO Bottle'
ir Tonic. SOC Bottle
Listerine, 800 bottles. SIC
scott's Emulsion. 800 ~.
raTs Norwegian cod Liver .o,.,l.
psndsrns, 100 bottle. S.I:i
2jc bottle lie
Pompeian Cream, soc sire. use;
T5c sire, S2c, 800 size Doc
Armour's Extract OF Beef lar
Empress HAIR Color RestoIer
Elr Iron. auinins ana stry.1
passs,t '"S Rsm.deil's cold
cream. 3oc size. 2ici acc
AfmSar',' Essence 'fep.in. ~
Beef, Wine and Iron. superior
Herplcide, 500 bottles. S7c
Pure Glycerine and Rosewater.
Pure cold Pressed Castor OF.
pint. 22c; 4 Sc
Wood Alcohol. quart. 23ci pint,
p.ra,ured Alcohol, quart. soci
Grail" Alcohol quart, 7Se. pia;,
Pure Extract Witch Haisi.
quart, 2Sci pint. lie
Pure Phosphate OF Soda. ID, Toe
Woodbury. Facial soap, cake.
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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-09-06

A carload of fine western work horse
arrived from western South Dakota,
to be sold here and at Chascburg. The
lot contained number of we'll matched
teams.
Jacob Blumer of Sprirg Coulee, was
called to the bedside of his brother Pete,
who lives in western Dakota and is re-
ported critically i'll, and that his recov-
cry is very doubtful.
Mrs. Gust Wrobel of this village who
recently underwent very critical ope-
ration at La Crosse hospital is re-
ported to be recovering her former
health.
George White had the misfortune
while working some OF che Burlington
machinery on the double track works,
to have one of his hands badly crushed,
but luckily none of the bones were
broken.
John Stillwell had the misfortune of
losing his pocketbook containing sew
eral hundred dollars, but luckily short
time after, found it again in the black
smith shop where he had been assisting
with some work.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-09-06
WHAT OUR NEIcHBORs ARE DOING
Cuttings From the Press Of Surrounding
Towns
CFrom the Readstown Trlbunel.

School will open next Tuesday. Let
every child between the ages of z and
Is years be on hand and attend fegu-
larly, punctually and enthusiastically
during the entire school year
Richard Arnold and family have re-
turned from Lusk, Wyoming, where he
had been trying his hand at farming.
He now has much more exalted opin-
ion of Wisconsin possibilities. He says
he had 300 acres in crops, all of which
he pulled out and left behind, entirely
worthless.
7. 7. Trondson's threshing outfit had
an accident coming down the Sabid hill,
in which S. E. Larson, the engineer, re-
ceived a severe injury on his left hand.
The pin linking the engine and separa-
tor broke, letting the separator for
ward and catching Mr.. Larson between
the feeder and steering wheel.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-09-06
HELPFUL WORDS
From a viroqua Citizen

Is your back lame and painful?
Does it ache especially after exer-
ton?
Is there a soreness in the kidney re-
gion?
These symptoms indicate weak kid
neys;
There is danger in delay.
Weak kidneys fast get weaker.
Give your trouble prompt attention.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly,
They strengthen weak kidneys.
Read this Viroqua testimony.
Thomas Thompson, of Viroqua. Wis,
SAYS: 81 know that Doan's Kidney
Pills are good kidney medicine and
can recommend them highly. My kid
neys were weak and caused my back to
ache. Doan's Kidney Pills completely
cured me of this trouble"
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