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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
NATURES WARNING
Missouri Valley People Must
Recognize and Heed 1t


Kidney ills come mysterious
'ly.
But nature always wars
you.
Notice the kidney secretions.
See il the color is unhealthy
If there are settings and
sediment,
Passages frequent, scanty,
painful.
It's time to use Deans Kid
ney Pills,
To ward off serious diseases.
Doan's have done great
work in Missouri Valley.
w. Campbell, 2l8 N. Second
St, Missouri Valley, Iowa, says:
II cheerfully confirm the pub
lie statement l gave in Novem-
Der, 1902, recommending Deans
Kidney Pills. A dull pain in
my back annoyed me greatly
and it was difficult for me to
stop. At night my back he
came very lame and sore and
the kidney secretions caused
me much annoyance by their
frequency in passage. Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured from
Osborne's Drug Store, relieved
me after other remedies had
proven useless and | was thus
convinced of their merits.
For sale by all dealers.
Price so cents. Foster-Mil-
burn, Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United
States. -
Remember the L anne -Doan's
and take no othes.
Mrs. Hal Newton and daugh-
GER, Frances, are spending Sun
lay in Omaha with friends.
Misses Marie, Laura and Rose
Prather, Mrs.. Kirkland. of
Omaha, were the guests of
friends in this city this week.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01
W. L Stuart, of Mondamin
was a pleasant caller today.

DR.. Bother returned from
Ute, Ia, this morning after an
over-Sunday visit in that city
with his parents.
"Pip" Cooke, of this city VIII
is paying ball with Grand ISL
and in the Nebraska League,
got four hits yesterday out OF
five times up and two of them
were for extra bases.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Fred Kroksh and family of
Elk Point, S. D., drove to this
city yesterday in his automobile
for a few days visit with Mr..
and Mrs. Arthur Radke.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

N )rris Adams returned from
s.l.nl at Nebraska City this
IN ,rning and will spend his va.
"a ion here with his parents
NJ :. and Mrs. E. C. Adams.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Davis en-.
tertained Rev. Crystal and Mr..
and Mrs. A. H. Livingstone at
d;npor 1,ootordo1y
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

o. E Evans has purchased a
Model "a Rambler and will
bring it home today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Guy Alexander, of Chicago
is the guest of his parents for 9
few days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

A short change artist was in
the city Saturday but no losses
have been reported as yet. He
tried to work the game on j. J.
Amen of the Valley. Bank but
was unsuccessful on account of
the vigilance of Mr.. Amen.
He then tried several places to
get a pocket full of gold chang
ed into paper money but ap.
pearances were against him.
The officers tried very hard to
land him as he answered the
description of the bank robber
who escaped from South Da-
kota a few days ago.
A report comes from Miss
ouri that a child was bora talk
ing. T. is a safe guess that if
the report is true the you1p
one was a girl.
DR.. Cyrus Arndt of Sio1 <
Falls, S. D. spent Memorial
Day in this city the guest Of
| DR.. Horace Warren.
Mrs. Skinner of Council
Bluffs is the guest of her par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Rich
ard son today.
Tne Valley Department store
Is Offering some very remark
able bargains at their defiance
sale. Have you seen them?
o. E Evans has purchased a
Model "a Rambler and will
bring it home today.
Frank McGavren had his eye
quite badly injured yesterday
by having the ball pierced by
the end of a staple.
Mrs. Ernest Moore under
went a slight operation at the
Heise hospital yesterday. She
is improving nicely.
The G. A. R. and the w. r.
C. were the guests of Manager
Pratt at the Palm last evening.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

A good fight took place here
Saturday night in which the
loser required the services of a
physician. The worst part of
it was the best man was deaf
and could not hear the under
man yell enough" so that he
beat him up pretty bad before
the intelligence could be carried
to him that the other fellow
was whipped.
Mrs. o. E. Evans, who has
been quite sick for some days,
is reported much better, with
srtong hope Of her early recov-
cry to good health.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. l. Owen, OF
Norfolk, Nebraska, came ,dowr
Friday and went to Logan tt
visit Mr.. Ovens parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Us. Owen, returning
to the Valley Sunday to spent
the night with Mr.. and Mrs
Frank Davis. parents Of Mrs
IN. l. Owen, returning to theil
home this morning.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

DR.. DeVore reports the birth
of a girl to Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
O'Dell May goth.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Pie public sale at Dickman's
LAY brought a very large
c,'oxd to the city, the store has
b. IN crowded ali day and a
la,'gs amount of goods were
disposed of.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Geo. Sweeney and o. E
Evans went to Omaha today
and it is reported that Mr..
Evans is going to buy a Model
n Buick automobile. If th.
Ytomobile sales keep ny
round here like they have il:
he past two weeks, we will be
compelled to'use an extra page
o write them up.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

A report comes from Miss
ouri that a child was bora talk
ing. T. is a safe guess that if
the report is true the you1 }
one was a girl.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Henry Sahn has purchased
he Buick formerly owned by
Chas. Stout.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

H. C. Heckert evidently has
recovered from his recent ILL.,
ness as Mrs. H. received word
from him that he walked Is
miles the other day and was
not even tired when he return
ed home.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Mrs. Frank Clark is very i'll
at her home in the country.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Jorgen Hansen
drove to Omaha yesterday in
their automobile.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Tne Valley Department store
Is Offering some very remark
able bargains at their defiance
sale. Have you seen them?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Mrs. L. R. Pike Is on the sick
liss.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

The international Master
R,iler Makers Association clos
Ell It's fifth annual convention
j, Omaha yesterday. It was
ia largest convention in the
J, story of its organization re-
/ .esented by Master Boiler
Takers from allof the United
s .ates Canada and Mexico.
N. O'Connor of this city was
Yesterday elected second Vice.
President. which places him in
direct line for the presidency
two years hence.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Dr.. Hugh Tamisiea reports a
son born to Mr.. and Mrs. M.
Hen, Saturday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

T.V. Bird of Grand Island
was in the city yesterday visit.
ing friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

M. d. Rramon took his run
out this morning, from here to
Lincoln for the first time in five
months.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-06-01

Mrs. C. Prather, of Omaha,
attended the decoration day
exercises in this city Tuesday.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
ARTENDER WAS IRRITATING
no In St. Louis Aggravated the Eng
llsh Actor, and Then Declined
to Be Kicked.

An English actor, who has an 40
cent as English as they make EN-,
does not like American bartenders in
general, and for the bartenders in
st. Louis he entertains q particular
aversion.
Il went into q bar in st. Louis,
dear boy" he said on one occasion,
and | ordered a bottle of beer The
bartendah don't you know, did not
hand me the beer. He dashed 1t down
on the bar and slid 1t along for about
ten or twelve feet, don't you know. 1t
stopped right in front Of me. looked
1t him with a stony stare, as was
quite propah, but he paid no attention
10 me.
Then gave him a quartah. He
threw on the bar q coin, which rolled
IN the floor. Again l stared at him,
as If TO insult him, but he paid no
attention to me whatevah-none what
evan. So l called a small black boy
and said to him:
"'You will find a coin on the floor,
and you can have 1t for your trouble
Then l turned to the bartendah:
"Tf you will come from behind that
bar l will kick into you some knowl-
edge of what is polite and propah on
the part of a bartendah.'
But he would not come from be-
hind the bar. Then l gave him the
numbah Of my room, and told him l
would be glad to see him there at any
time and give him the kick which he
deserved. But he never came to the
room
80, you see, deah boy, your Ameri-
can bartendahs are impolite, and
they won't be kicked. What is gen.
tleman to do2"-Popular Magazine.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
sHERIFF'S SALE.

By virtue Of an Order Of Sale, issued out Oh the
District Court Of Meade County Kansas wherein
William X. Hylton, is Plaintiff and W. Dix
ct alare Defendants.
will on Friday the 4th day Of August l'll' At
the hour Of ten o'clock a at the front door oil
the Court House in the City Of Meade County Of
Meade and State of Kansas. offer for sale at pub
lie auction and sell to the highest bidder Tor cash
in hand. all the right, title and iDterest OF the
above named defendants in and TO the following
described real property. situated in the County
of Meade and state Of Kansas to-wit; The South
half Of the southeast quarter Of section sixteen
in Township thirty-one, Range, t~enty-seVen
West Of the sixth Principal Meridian.
Said property is levied upon as the property oil
the above named defendents and will be sold with
out Advertisement to satisfy the plaintiffs claim
Of $3.50 90 herein, and costs and accrung costs
according TO said order Of sale
. sheriff's Office, this 10Th day Of June 1911.
Thos. Martin,
Sheriff Meade County, Kansas.
ByJ.S S. Price, Under Sheriff.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
SAGACITY OF THE SPIDER
Experiment Made by Naturalist Proves
That Insect Has Almost Pow
era Of Reason.

BY way Of testing the intelligence
or sagacity Of spider naturalist
tried a rather novel experiment re-
Gently. He took q large spider from
his web under the basement of a
mill, put him on 4 chip Of wood. and
Of the pond. The spider walked all
about the sides of this bark. survey
ing the situation carefully, and when
the fact that he was really afioat and
about yard from shore seemed to
be fully comprehended, he looked
out for the nearest land. This point
fairly settled upon, he Immediately
began to cast q web for It, He threw
the web. as far as possible In the air
and with the wind. 1t soon reached
the shore and made fast to the spires
of grass. Then he turned himself
about, and in true sailor fashion be-
gan to haul In his cable hand over
hand. Carefully he drew upon 1t I'M
til his bark began to move towards
shore. AS It moved faster the faster
he drew upon his hawser to keep 1t
taut and from touching the water.
Quickly he reached shore, and, leap
Ing to terra firma, sped away home
ward. Thinking he might be a
special expert in that line of boat
manship to the rest of his compan-
ions, the naturalist tried several spi-
ders They all came tn shnra in like
manner.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
Notice To Our Patrons.

AS we are now distributing our
new directories we kindly ask
our patrons that they call by
number, thus saving any friction
and annoyance also lettering the
service. The number of the
phones is increasing so it is get
ting impossible for the operator
to remem Der peoples mum bers.
There are also several by the
same name on our lines making
it impossible to know which
Clones" or which Smith" is
wanted when party calls in and
says "Giv'm Jones" or "Giv'm
Smiths" We take this method
in requesting our prtrons to help
us in this matter so it will not be
necessary for us set date after
which no calls except by number
will be answered, which we will
have to do if we do not receive
this assistance from our patrons.
Southwest Telephone Company.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03

A farmer going over his land the
other day caught a village loafer, &C.
companied by his dog, trespassing in
field, and after threatening him with
certain prosecution in case he caught
him trespassing again, hurried away,
expecting that the offender would at
once quit the field after the severe
warning given to him.
Returning, however, through tho
same field an hour afterward he was
surprised to meet the man in another
part Of 1t, and exclaimed in a very
angry tone:
What! Trespassing AGAIN.?
mo, no." answered Geordie, ITS
still the same trespass. Fair play, sor;
fair play, moo. Ideas.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
Knew Her Part.

The other day Mrs. Penhecker's
younger sister was married, and a day
or two after the wedding the husband
lid: Nov, darling, | don't believe
} bearing malice, and if ever have
~ necessity to say anything unkind
to make use of any hard words to
Du, ! will always take them back
gain as soon as have cooled down"
You needn't take that trouble, my
d0aH" replied his wife, smiling sweet
III "for II you ever use any hard
words to me, I'll always give them
back to you at oncA"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
The Man Next.

II sat next to him at The Messiah,
last night" said the woman, who
was little, thin. and wiry. HE was
big and fat, and he leaned so far over
my way that (the other arm Of my
chair having been already possessed)
I sat 'scrowged' down in a little hui
man canon"
"And then. what do you suppose the
fat man did? He leaned over still
further in the most engaging way, and
said so kindly: Would you mind
asking the lady in front of us to re.
move her haiti obliged him. was
grateful to him for not asking me for
my seat"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
NOTICE.

In accordance with the action Of the Stocknolu
ers meeting, held July, 10th 1911, sealed bids VIII
he received by the Board Of Directors Of the above
company for leasing the plant. These bids WIN
he onened at the adjourned meeting Of the Stock
holders, August I, 1911. All bidders must oe
prepared to furnish bond iors2'5Oo in some re'a''e
Surety Company.
The company reserves the right TO reject any
or all bids
\. A. Where. Secy.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03

Dogs certainly are intelligent"
said the host in a strained but de-
termined voice. Now, the dog l am
telling you about"
He was interrupted by his wife and
the rest of the women rising and de-
parting for the library. Well have
our coffee there" his wife remarked.
The deserted men edged closer to-
gether and the host cleared his throat.
Now" he said firmly, 81 shall tell
you about that dog T."
Say" spoke up the only man who
had contributed nothing to the sym
postum, 81 don't care about dogs. Let's
talk about horses. rye got a horse
that's q wonder!"
well, Of course, it's in my own
house, 20 l can't do anything violent"
said the host. $50 babble on. con-
found y0u!"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
While They
7 alked

HE was the smartest dog you ever
saw" said the host from the head Of
the table, enthusiastically There
he'd sit just as contemptuous as a
human being if you threw down eight
rings, or nine-but the minute all ten
of those rubber rings were down he'd
bark and gather them up one by one
and bring them back to you! Why,
he could count, that dog could, just
as well as you! There wasn't any
fooling him, either! Why, one time"
my French poodle was just as
bright" interrupted the woman on his
right. Really, Toto was abnormal!
He wasn't just bundle of fluff with
no brains, as most people judged from
his looks. He knew every single word
you said to him and he knew how to
get his own way. Why, I've known
company and nobody was paying any
particular attention to him to select a
prominent place and sit up on his hind
legs, looking about proudly when peo-
pie exclaimed over how clever he was.
But that wasn't what 1 started to
tell you. Toto was frightfully stub
born and always wanted his own way.
Once he sat down in front of the
swing door into the kitchen and
barked to be let out there, but for
some reason 1 didn't want him to go,
so l said: No He kept right on
4. l.. \ IL
ears and his tail and looked the pic
ture of deserted despair, but didn't
give in and finally he sat down aud
put his head on one side and thought,
Then, like flash he got up, raced up
the front stairs, through the second
floor and down the back stairs into
the kitchen, where he wanted to go.
You needn't tell me that dog didn't
figure that all out"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03
Already Provided.

The minister was shaking hands
With Q nav member Of his conEreEa-
ton, q gin fresh from Sweden, and
said. cordially: 4 would Hike to know
your address - I can call on you"
"oh," SAID tie giri, innocently. Il
havo . man."-6uoeow Magazine.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-08-03

"He certainly was bright" said the
host, politely NOW, my dog"
my terrier was terribly jealous"
interrupted the man with the mus
tache. Jealousy in an animal is very
pathetic, l think. Bob had always
been the whole thing and when the
baby came he simply couldn't under
stand It. He'd try to push her out Of
our laps and sit and weep and look
agonized when we talked to her. Final
ly, I telephoned friend that l had
to dispose of either the baby or the
terrier, and he could come over and
take his choice. He was dreadfully
afraid of hurting our feelings and ex-
planned that Of course the baby was
lots nicer, but that he chose the ter
rier, as he could lock It up and leave
it at home when he wanted to go out
anywhere and he couldn't the baby"
"Ha! Hal" said the host. Most
amusing! Now, my dog"
Poor little Fido" broke in the wom-
an at his left Its all can do to
keep from crying when l think Of him!
l think dogs must have souls, don't
you? He was a cocker spaniel and so
affectionate. He loved me devotedly
and couldn't bear to have me out of
his sight, and 1t always made him
furious If we went riding and didn't
take him along. Whenever | left him
behind he went straight upstairs to a
low shoe closet where kept my shoes,
and If the door wasn't locked he'd
nose 1t open. Then he'd carry every
one Of those shoes and slippers down
stairs and put them on the window
seat and sit guard over them till he
saw me come home. | tell you, no.
body could touch those shoes-he'd
growl and show his teeth and raise a
dreadful row! l thought 1t so cum
ming"
very pretty, indeed" said the host.
at reminds me that my dog"
Henry" interrupted his wife from
the foot of the table, don't you re-
member Sport? Sport was the bull
dog my brother owned and when Hen
~ was COlull6 W See uS OpOII lOOh
the greatest fancy to him. One night
when he was calling and another man
came Sport sat on the front steps and
wouldn't let the other man come up
to ring the bell! Wasn't that perfect
ly killing? The other man declared
that Henry had subsidized Sport with
soupbones, but he really was quite
nice about 1t, because he sent us a
lovely silver dish when we were mar
ried."
Good old dog, Sport" agreed the
host. CAS- l was saying"
"Fido really must have been part
human" said the woman on his left.
"He would sulk and pout, you know.
Once, when we had been riding and
he had stayed at home. he evidently
thought 1t over and got terribly mad,
for he acted just like child who was
in a rage and wanted to show how
bad he could be. He jumped into my
lap and climbed up on my shoulder
and paved my hair down just as
viciously as though he we're saying:
III show you l laughed till l al
most cried"
Arizona republican., 1911-01-01
RECORD OF TRANSFERS AS Reported By the Arizona Abstract q Title Company
 114 West Washington St.

K L. Mumford and Mary J. Num- ford to Walter Cox, deed to WIZ of SEA of SWA of SEA section IA town I N. range 3 F..
 H. H. Harrington and wife to AL bert F.. Rassman deed to lot 20 blk. "J'' Bennett Place.
 Susan E. Guthrie to s. T. Frazier and wife deed to Sls of SWh. sec ton town 1 N, range F..
 $. T. Frazier and wife to F.. M. & J. G. White. deed to Sk of SWh section 9, town 1 N. range 1 F..
 M. F. Curry and wife to Marce- Iona Lopez. deed to part of NWh section 23 town 1 N, range F..
 J. w. Carver and wife to Garth w. Cate. deed to SW14 lot 3 Ranchitos Bonitos.
 Sylvanus Palmer and wife to Florence A. Arnold deed to lot "A block 2. Capitol Add
 Mary Bratton to Theodore Geyler. deed to lot 6 block 12 Collins Add.
 H. L. Chandler and wife to War ner H. Allen, deed to SEA section q town 1 s. range @E.
 John Seymour Allen and wife to Warner HoOpes Allen. deed to WIZ NEA of NEA of NE4 section 26. town 1 N, range F.. fl. l.. Chandler and wife to Fannie B. Allen. deed to SWA section 31. town 1 s. range F,
 w H. Allen and wife to Jennie C. Kelly. deed to S5 acres in section 26 N. E.
 R H ConnerIv and wife to r C Van Allen. deed to lots l and 2. block 47 Capitol Add , Geo. F. Lilley and wife to Chas. Riegel. deed to w. 147 feet of lot 24 Los Olives Amended.
 Thos. Maley and wife to s. F. Billingsby. deed to part of lotsl and 2. subdivision. Ek NEA section II. town 1 N. range E..
Arizona republican., 1911-01-01

Lanham and wife. Kansas City; w H. Merritt. R. S Merritt, s C. Munds. Prescott: J. L. olson. Bisbee; $. E. Cox, Phoenix: A. s. Parr. Redlands; George s. Hoskings. san Diego; l.. Scanlan, Salt Lake city; A. F.. Koehler. Jr.: Los Angeles Herald; R. w Moon, F. F.. Cooler. Los Angeles: H. Pettigrew, Chi cago; D. P. BradersOn. St. Louis; Andy Fausett and wife. Enderlie. N. D.; Mrs. NJ. F. O'Keefe. Maynard Durham. Carthage. Mo; Mrs. Gappoldt, Phoe- nix; J. l.. Frateur. Lourain, Belgium; Pickens F.. WOodson. city; l.. R. Finer ling. Chicago: F. M. Hamilton. San Francisco; w. D. Blackmer. Los An geles.
 The following named registered at