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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

her, and that to the burden of wifehood,
and often motherhood, she has to add
that OF making a living. Sometimes the
husband Is the victim Of unfortunate cir
cumstances. He loses his health, or Is
thrown out ,of work. And sometimes he
isg just plal no account and lazy.
In either Jase the woman who must 20
out and earn the food of her family and
then come home and cook II Is a.
pathetic q figure as you can find. II Ia
hard enough for a young girl to have &c
stand behind a counter, or pound q type
writer all day, but how infinitely worse
for the woman who has been up half OF
the night nursing an invalid husband, OF
listening for the footsteps OF drunken
one. and perhaps covering away. from
his blows, or who has left a little sick
child at home and whose heart stands
still with fear every time a strange foot
step draws near, lest II be some one bring
Ing her the bad news she breads to hear.
The home is the goal Of practically
every womans desire. Not many mar
ried women leave II willingly 10 20 out
INTO the world and work. and when one
does become a bread winner YOU will
find that she has almost invariably been
driven to II by stern necessity.
OF course, my correspondents view
that the woman who is married. and who
has ostensibly a husband to support her.
should not compete with unmarried
women In the labor market, Is a natural,
II a prejudiced one. As a matter OF fact,
however, 1t has no standing In justice.
Every one Of us has a right TO life, lib
erty and the pursuit of happiness la our
own way, and II the married woman
feels that she can best help herself BY
working outside Of the home instead OF
In II, or that she prefers typewriting TO
cooking, she has a perfect right to do
as she pleases In the matter. Getting
married didn't change her talents and
should not curtail her privilege OF using
them.
The theory OF society is that every
man is able TO earn comfortable living
for himself and his family This should
be true. but under present economic con-
dtions it is not always the case. There
are plenty of men who do the very best
they can and yet can never keep the
wolf away from the door Should not
the wife OF such a man have a right 10
shoulder her gun and help make war on
the common enemy poverty
There are other men, good and true
and lovable. who are born without any
business faculty, just as most OF us are
born without a tenor voice Many OF
these men marry women who have the
talent for getting on that the husbands
lack Shall such wives sit down and fold
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12
Take Care of Today and Let
God Take Care of Your
IOmOrrOWS.
There is No Doubt that the Great Cause Which Lies Back
of All Things Flung Veil Across the Future with
Kind Wisdom and There Can Be No Doubt
that When We Insist Pushing that
Veil Aside We Break Divine Law
IOmOrrOWS.

turned into prosperity, IL not wealth.
1t is her belief that parents and teach
ers who are willing to give the time anc
attention to the matter could so direc
and guide the life OF a child whose horo
scope indicated sickness. poverty anC
crime, that all of these misfortunes could
| be averted.
She explains her idea in this manner
AT the time sickness is indicated in the
horoscope there would doubtless be an in.
disposition, but right bringing up, on. sane
wholesome lines, would rob ii of any
serious aspect just as the right princi.
Piles drilled into the child's mind before
its fourteenth year, and a careful direc-
ton Of it's life afterwsrd. would enable
It to overcome poverty and crime; while
there would be temptations and condl.
tions threatening such dangers at the
period marked in the horoscope.
Here Is an Illustration: A woman re-
fused to take a journey on a certain day
because her horoscope warned her of an
accident s,
But before night she slipped on her
polished floor and sprained her ankle.
Had she taken the journey. she believes,
more serious disaster would have be-
fallen her.
The same lady, inclined to extrava-
gance, saved money against a time when
financial trouble was prophesied, and
when her bank failed was able to tide
over the difficulty without the poverty
predicted.
Yet all of these rules hold good in life
without the aid of the horoscope.
Children carefully and scientifically
reared, with the idea of making every
brain cell develop along moral and whole
some systems of thinking, cannot fail
to grow into moral and wholesome men
and women.
e People who curb extravaRant tenden-
cies and live within their means, and
keep a balance ahead. are able to meet
money disasters without being reduced
20 penury, and men and women who
study the laws of health and observe
the rules of right breathing, thinking,
bathing and eating and drinking, can
successfully defy the maladies which
wrong methods of life have created.
No one needs to frighten himself with
the bugaboo OF a horoscope in order
TO find ont these immortal facts.
Take care OF today and let God take
care of your tomorrows
And remember you are greater than
your horoscope, for you are a reflec-
ton of the whole universe. Copyright.
1911, by American-Journai Examiner.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

bread out OF the
W king girls
mouth. She also
accuses the woman
who has both "A
husband and n Job
OF being a pig, who
wants more than
her share OF the
good things OF life.
Softly, little sis
ter. The woman
who works outside
of her homo after
she is married Ia
oftener to be pitied
than criticised, for
In ninety-nine cases
out OF a hundred
II means that her
husband Is incap-
able Of supporting
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12
Cloyed
BY BERToN BRALEY.

Hear the notes OF that guitar
Liquid as a maiden's laughter.
Sweet as lovers whispers are
And the kiss that follows after;
Melody that seems 10 float
Like a song the birds are calling,
Every cadence, every note.
Golden, lyrical enthralling
Yet I'm wearied Of it's Groom,
Sick to death Of signs and languori
oh, TO hear a white mans tune,
Full OF vigor, life and clangoT!
! have tired OF lotus land.
With It's airs of love and leisure
Oh TO hear a marching band
Swing into a quick-step measure
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

hour, uay ana year
Of ones birth, and
the locality, it is
possible, by a pain
stalking effort, in
volving much time
and mental applica-
ton. to give a very
complete outline of
the character, sit
uation and prob
able events of that
persons life. Be
cause character
produces events.
She has made such
a calculation re-
garding her own
life and that of her
husband, and she
finds every serious
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

AL along the Southern Seas
Come the lyrics lightly s.raying,
Dreamy, drowsy melodies
Lake the fairy minstrels playing;
But / want no more OF song
Like sound OF fountains splashing;
on, for fighting music. strong
Big and vital, coarse and crashing!
When you've heard Them year on
year
Cioying songs Of love-you sicken
And you fairly ache to hear
Tunes that make your pulses quicken
Q.isten to that air they sing ~
Thrilling like a thrush or linnet
But l want 10 hear a thing
With some bone and marrow In itD
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12
by DOROTHY DIX.

working girl writes me an exceed
ingly wrathy letter In which she inveighs
against married women who are wage
earners and declares that they take the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

Marriage is apt TO prove to a man that
girls golden tresses are after all Just
plain, ordinary red hair.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12
By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.

a studious and brilliant woman made
a careful study of astrology. She be-
are in store for me were far better hid
k7~wledge of the moment, as well as the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

All women are riddles. and the palmer
they are the more readily men give
them up.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12
Current CrshuIitien

To dream OF clear water is good. but
muddy water lie a sign Of trouble.
II you have TO pull out some stitches m
your work because OF a mistake. Il is
sign you viii 1--we 70 wsAE out the gar
menL
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12
Just a Trine Dyspeptie.

When a man wears the neckties his
wife buys for him he Is either very
much in love with her. or he Just doesn't
care how he looks.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

some people can't take anything
seriously. not even a Joke.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

The fellow who eats with his knife
viii cut his best friend.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

Rotfo- M A JAf1IDR
0P TOWN. now ONE PIPE
GET W At s kHo POT
TIE GAReAoe CANS OFT.
MEH ! MOP OP NE, SnS
TAtes CAPE OenlE FORHAGe
t4ykT W Lost MILK Am
'eH5M Non vE8AArsI
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

nlR4 ! cLIMe N A
pAtk WINDOW or MO
FOR PEOPLE WHO WERE
LoCEEp OUT Arlp AerEa
Ft5IN @ W n4G SroRe
RooM IVA AL poNE
rA ~ BE D DH 2.A,M./
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-10-12

out OF nv House =
No CHILD OF MINE CAN
bE Az ACTRESS
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Ladies, Pinch Your Eyelids.

Mildred Holland, the actress, told sew
eral hundred members Of the Professional
Woman's League and their guests how
to keep beautiful in talk in their club
rooms. One OF the principal ingredients
of her recipe was the "beauty thought"
She said that when woman looks into
her mirror every morning she should
think. GLOW we'll am looking" and
she is sure to look that way. She said
pleasant thoughts help the muscles.
Her advice was not to depend upon
cosmetics for good looks, because they
cannot be had that way. Too much
massaging, she thought, produced flabbi-
ness. She said almond meal should be
used instead of soap and the face should
be ironed out with ice occasionally"
eff you don't want hollowS behind
your ears" she advised, "You must close
your mouth when you sleep. Always
sleep on your back, and it is better not
to use a pillow. Sleeping on the side
causes puffs under the eyes. To keep
your eyelids from sagging, you should
pinch them every day."
Miss Holland also advised against
wearing corSetS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Children CRY
FOR FLETCHER'S
CA o RIA
(From the HarrisonburK Daily NeWs)
LIVES SAVED BY TELEPHONE.
One Man Drank Poison, and Another
Severed Four Arteries.

Within the last several days two lives
have been saved over the telephone.
Rev. w. Lentz, OF Orders, Breth-
rem minister, took poison by mistake tor
his medicine. No physician being here,
his family got instruction from distant
physician. AntidoteS were administered
and his life was saved.
William MIonich, in Pendleton county,
tried 10 cut bullet from the breach OF a
gun. The knife slipped and severed four
arteries in his wrist. He was in danger
OF bleeding to death. DR.. Meyers, at
Oak Flat, six miles away, gave inStruc-
tons over the phone. Another life was
saved. Mr.. Mionich is rs years old.
So daily are valuable lives preserved
and saved by the use of the Jefferson
County Telephone.
Is your wife's life valuable TO you ?
Do you want to preserve your children's
lives? Is your own life valuable to your
self or family?
Do you want to make paying invest
ment? Install Jefferson County Tele-
phone. 1t is a MONEY maker. Ask
Wall, who sits in his country home and
talks to Chicago. Install a Jefferson
County Telephone. Pay $500 per an
mum. Meet me al the end Of the year
ard say, 'Getzendanner, that phone did
not pay me, take if out, give me your
check for $500" | Will do it. mean
this, every word of it. Phone, write or
wire. delays are dangerous. Long
distance connections with the world.
H.C GETZENDANNER,
General Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
To the Afflicted.

DR.. c. H. Whiting, late with DR.. Wat
son, OF New York, Graduate of Medicine
for the past AZ years, and who has for the
past p years made disease of the rectum
his speciality, desires to inform his patrons
and the public that he has moved to 504
w. Fayette Street, Baltimore, Md, where
he has every facility for the above treat
ment, which is so thoroughly advanced
that his patrons are not prevented from
attending to their duties, nor are surgical
operations reSorted TO. He makes no
charge for consultation or examination.
Ladies treated at their home by skilled
lady attendants. DR.. Writings process
knows not the meaning of the word ''fail-
ure." Why suffer this dread disease
when perman Mt reliefiS at hand. ThouS-
andS of testimnials presented upon ap-
plication.
Have cured two doctors So years old
who had practiSed medicine for go years,
also cured one man So years old, who
lived for five years afterwards, and cured
a woman 81 years old. The treatment is
concluded IN fromthree to five minutes,
and no bad effects afterwards. People
gainfrom Is to so pounds after treatment.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

Daniel Willard, president of the B. 6
o. Railroad Company, has sent TO each
agent, conductor and baggagemaster, a
neat little essay entitled. Courtesy as an
Asset" II is written by Ebert Hub
bard. The essay was inspired by the
courteous manner in which the writer
was treated by the conductor in charge
of the train upon which he happened TO
be riding. When the conductor took up
his ticket, he smiled and thanked him
and this set Mr.. Hubbard TO thinking.
The president sends out the essay, not
that the employees are not noted for their
courtesy, but to still further encourage
them in efforts in that direction.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Plague of CaterpiIIars.

The caterpillar plague which has in
tested Creek and Tulsa counties has
spread to the Usage nation, according to
H. L. Reesing, secretary of the chamber
OF commerce of Pawhuska, who is in
Muskogee, Okla. The insects arrive by
the millions apparently from nowhere,
according to Mr.. Reesing. They strip
trees of their foliage and march along
like an army of worms. A peculiar thing
about it is that certain trees and. vegeta-
bleS are exempt from their ravageS.
They do not attack growing crops.
They pass up peach trees but are death
on apple trees. They eat the leaves Of
oak trees, but do not touch hickory or
walnut. The pests have already caused
considerable damage in the Usage coun-
trV
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
LEAVE SHENANDOAH JUNCTION
Baltimore & Ohio K. K.

Schedule effective November p. 1910.
The following is the time Of trains stopping al
Shenandoah Junction:
BOUND.
No. IO-47A. NJ. Pittsburg and New York Ex-
press. Daily.
No. 30 r022A. NJ. For Washington and Balti-
n.ore. Daily.
No. i6-l2A NJ Martinsburg. and Baltimore
Accommodation, via old main line. Da-
ly except Sunday
No. 6-25SP NJ. Chicago and New York Ex-
press. Daily.
No. Is-s57P. NJ. Cumberland and Baltimore Ae-
commodation, via Washington. Daily
except Sunday.
No. I4-84P. NJ New York Express. Daily.
wEST-BoUND
No. Il-2.I9A. NJ New York and Pittsburg Lin
tied. Daily.
No. I3-755A A. NJ Baltimore and Martnsburg Ac-
commodation Daily except Sunday.
No. 55-lOs0 A. NJ New York, Pittsburg. Chicago
and Cincinnati Limited. Daily.
No. i7-ii.29A NJ. Baltimore and Martinsburg
Accommodation. Daily except Sunday.
No. 1854 p. NJ. Daily for Cumberland and
principal way Stations
No. g-llOS p. NJ. Baltimore and Cleveland. Pitts
burg Express. Daily.
No local trains on Sunday.
J. Z. PRICE. Ticket Agent.
CIV. BAsSETT.
General Passenger Agent
!. s. Fleming will sell tickets on the B. & o. Rail
road for the West and South
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

glad did, for 1t has cured me.
81 know of so many cases where wo-
men have been cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that l can
say to every suffering woman if that
medicine does not help her, there is
nothing that will. Mrs. JANETzKI,
1868 Arch St., Chicago, Ill.
This is the age of substitution, and
women who want cure should insist
upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound just as this woman did, and
not accept something else on which the
druggist can make little more profit.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any Of those distressing ills pc
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is made from roots and herbs,
has been the standard remedy for fe-
male ills. In almost every community
you will find women who have been
restored to health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
81 Suffered Years
With NV Back. !"

Backache resulting from weak
kidneys, a bad cold or other cause,
usually renders the sufferer unfit
for work and often results In per-
manent disability.
81 suffered for years with my
back, or kidney trouble, and have
tried a number of remedies from
different physicians. More than a
year ago, one of our local druggists
induced me to try
Or. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
and after using them some three
months I found decided improve
ment in my kidneys, and l am glad
to say that l hope soon to be fully
restored to health" J. P. ALLEN,
Ex-Judge City Court, Glasgow, KY.
As long as pain is present in any
part of the body rest is impossible
and the system becoming weakened
IS exposed to any form of disease to
which the sufferer may be inclined.
Dr.. Miles, Anti-Pain Pills
by steadying the irritated nerve
centers, make refreshing sleep pos
sible, thereby enabling the body to
recover lost strength. As aremedy
for pain of any description DR..
Miles Anti-Pain Pills are unsur-
passed.
Sold by all druggists under a guar
antee assuring the return Of the price
Of the first box II no benefit results.
MILES MEDICAL CO., EIkhart, Ind.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
It's Equal Don't Exist.

No one has ever made salve, ointment
or balm to compare with Bucklen'S Arni-
ca Salve. It's the one perfect healer Of
Cuts, Corns, Burns, Bruises, Sores,
ScaldS, BoilS, Ulcers, Eczema, Salt
Rheum. For Sore Eyes, Cold Sores,
Chapped Hands or SprainS it's supreme.
Unrivaled for Piles. Try it. Only 25c
at Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Hardware Department.

Bar Iron, Nails, Horse Shoes, Large
Iron Wash Kettles, Brass, Copper
and Porcelain Kettles, Sklllets, Waffle
Irons, Trace, Butt, Cow and Halter
Chains, Farm Bells, Screen Doors
and Windows, American Fence Wire,
Barbed Wire, Saws, Black Hawk
Corn Shelters, Lawn Mowers, flles,
All Sizes Bolts, Loaded Shells, Pow
der and Shot.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

President Taft has notified the author
tiles in charge Of the installation of DR..
Thomas E. Hodges as president of the
West Virginia University that he will not
be able to attend the exercises in Nor
gantown the first week in November.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Paint and Oil Department.

Raw and Boiled Linseed Oil, Harness
Oil, Machine Oil, Black Strap, Iur-
pentine, N. C. and Gas Tar, Gasoline,
Varnish, Japan Dryer, Knot Killer,
White Lead, Red Lead, Spanish
Brown, Calcined Plaster, Portland
Cement, Lard Oil, PlaStering Hair,
Coal Oil, Neat Foot Oil, Fish Oil,
Bath Brick Soap, Sulphur, CopperaS,
Borax.
Patent Plastering prepared for immediate
use.
international Stock Food and Gleason'S
Horse and Cattle Powders.
Frank Miller's Harness Dressing, Whale
Oil Soap.
Black Lambs Foot Harness Oil.
The Perfection Blue Flame Wickless Oil
Stove-safest and best.
The Four Leaf Clover Cream Separator,
where the milk is not mixed or d.
luted with water, leaving it pure and
sweet for family use.
Wall Paper furnished on short notice at
reduced prices.
Reduced Prices on Haying Tools and
Barn Doors, Hangers and Track.
Force Pumps, Deep Well Pumps, Gal
vanized Bucket Pump and Water
Purifier, X L Chain Pumps.
A Large Stock Of Cooking and Healing
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

anu l. WeHI W IHe
store to get a bottle
of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vege ia Bile
Compound, but the
clerk did not want
to let me have it
he said it was no
good and wanted me
to try something
else, but knowing
all about it l in
sisted and finally
got it, and 1 am so
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Norfolk &Western Ry.

Schedule in Effect June II, 1911.
LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY.
SOUTHBOUND.
No. 13AS.15 A. M.-For Bristol and in
termediate stations; Pullman sleep
er to Roanoke; Dining Car; connects
with the ST. Louis Express Tor all
points West; Pullman Sleeper Roam
oke TO Columbus and Cincinnati, cate
Car.
No. 27-5.33 p. M. 70 Elkton, Va,
and Local Stations.
NORTHBOUND.
No. 2S-lO2o A. M.-For Hagerstown
and intermediate stations, connects al
Hagerstown for Harrisburg, Philadel-
phia and New York.
No. 14-S.O4 P. M. - For Hagerstown,
Philadelphia, and New York; Pullman
SleeperS via HagerStown 70 Harris
burg, Philadelphia and New York.
Dining Car TO Hagerstown.
LEAVE SHENANDOAH JUNCTION.
No. 1-2.2SA. M.-For Roanoke, Bristol,
Bluefield, PocahontaS, Norton, WEIGH
and intermediate Stations. Pullman
Cafe Car Sleeper TO Gary. Will stop
at Shepherdstown for passengers
South of Roanoke.
If you are thinking of taking a trip YOU
want quotations, cheapest fares, reliable
and correct information, as to routes, tram
schedules, the most comfortable and quick
est way. Write and the information is
yours for the asking, with one OF our COM
plete Map Folders.
w. B. BEVlLL, M. +. BRAGG,
Gen. Pass. Ag., Trav. Pass. Agt'
Roanoke, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
Gives Aid To Strikers.

Sometimes liver, kidneys and bowels
seem to 60 on strike and refuse TO work
right. Then you need those pleasant lit
tie strike breakerS-Dr. Kings New Life
Pills-to give them natural aid and gently
compel proper action. Excellent health
soon follows. Try them. 25c at Hills
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
KITCHEN HELPS.
A Few Things Which VIII Make the
Results of the Recipes More Ex-
act and Be of Help to Those
Who Are Learning to
Cook.

Scales which can be bought at any
hardware store for from $3.50 to 81 are
a great help in the canning season. 1t
is very hard to measure fruits OF diff
ferent sizes so that the proportion OF
fruit to sugar is correct, whereas the
irregular size Of the fruit makes no
difference in determining its weight.
In this day of short weights the scales
are of advantage in checking up the
amount purchased.
Spatula.
The fat pliable knife, called spa
tula, enables one to clean out the bowl
more thoroughly than any other way.
1t can also be used very satisfactorily
for mixing up recipes which do not
require much stirring, such as getting
the dough ready to knead for bread,
the making Of an omelet or a sponge
cake. This knife can be obtained from
any hardware store for from twenty.
five to thirty-five cents. After having
once used it you will wonder how you
ever got along without it.
RACHEL H. COLWELL,
West Virginia University.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05
SHE GOT
WHAT SHE
WANTED
This Woman Had to Insist
Strongly, but it Paid

Chicago, I'LL suffered from fe-
male weakness and stomach trouble,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

To feel strong, have good appetite and
digestion, sleep Soundly and enjoy life,
use Burdock Blood Bitters, the great sys-
tenn tonic and builder.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

Ella-Our friend, the pitcher, has a
"glass arm."
Stella didn't notice If when he call
ed on me last evening.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-10-05

eyes, Charlie is as brave as stack OF
lions. Did you hear about his daring
policeman to arrest him2"
"No! Gee, what happend"
"He was arrested"