Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-08-17

800 amounts W my
thing.
~ When you hear
that a man is look
ing for you and is
very anxious to
see you, it is uSu-
ally something
disagreeable.
A popularity bou a fool is that ne
will work harder for nothing than he
will work for wages.
Fall never comes as soon as people
expect it.
A country town will gladly send Its
Fourth of July orators to other towns,
but will not allow them to speak at
home.
There are so many OutrageS here
lately that people haven't ime to at
tend to their work: nearly every night
the people are called to the school
house or the town hall to hear OF a
new outrage.
When men go hunting. about ali they
find to shoot at are signs reading: mo
hunting allowed on these premises"
The average mans judgment is so
poor that he runs a risk every time he
uses it.
If ] were king of a great people, and
free to do what l though right without
fear of assassination. l would't permit
any woman to get married who had all
ways been an idler.
Three or four dun DAYS in succession
cause business men to become panic
stricken.
D. woman with a family is on
the street at noon. the people are as
shocked as when a reliable old married
man comes down town after supper.
When q girl begins to look like her
mother, 1T is a sign of age.
When a woman likes to wait on a
man. that settles it; she loves him.
We're all more or less disposed to
neglect much that is practical and
sensible. and devote time to higher
walks where We cannot possibly get a
footing.
Some fools arc smarter than others;
indeed, some fools almost have sense.
There are a few men who will NOT
take advantage of you, if you give
them opportunities; hut they are so
scarce hat probably you will not find
them during your short life.
The wise men do not know it all:
everyone knows a little.
The better o get acquainted with
a man and his wife. the more surel,
of each other.
One rich mans son who has all the
money he can spend. and nothing to
10, will spoil 10 poor young men in the
course of his life.
I have often been severely criticised
because Of failure to appreciate q SONG
as much as the girl who sang it.
Don't depend on the committee; dc
1t yourself.
Take an occasional chance; the sure
things are all tied.
When o go on a journey and ex-
pect someone to meet you at the sta.
ton. and no n does. ever notice how
funny you feel?
People are busy looking after their
w affairs, and II you don't look after
yours. they will be neglected.
l have noticed that merchants who
live over their store usually do well.
Il am becoming mighty tired of it,
you often hear people say. But what
can the poor wretches do?
admire a man with a little en-.
thusiasm. Plague take a nan who ia
old and Hfeless as a mackerel after il
has been in brine two or three wears.
Which would o rather be, a pail.
Vearer or a juryman?
A mortgage will do more to induce
a man to pay a debt promptly thar
friendship, Or honor.
I have often wondered II the man
who takes up the collections at church
puts In anything himself.
After the average man reaches 70 he
gives up hoping for an easy time. and
gets down to work.
You have ali remarked the difference
between the circus bill and the perform.
ance. Possibly you have abused the
circus man for exaggeration, but the
circus men are not much worse than
other men In making their bills greater
than their performance.
have noticed that q man who tells
good stories does not care to listen to
them.
The first Indian to use the term FIRE