Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

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AS Carrie is dead, Why not bury
the " hatchery
The daisy is the official flower for
Scattle'S Golden Potlatch.
" Don cuss in this place, it sounds
like he'll, is Il sign in Seattle sa-
loon.
The time will soon be here now
when It's back to the eggs, butter
and cheese, for Hay.
Two different chickens hatched
from one egg. 50 to speak the Oigm-
pjan and the R.c"ni,r.
Hay is Governor 10y accident.
Thcrcll be no more accidents of this
sort-not for Hay, anyways.
Now he plants the little seeds,
Each night works like the dickens.
Hopes and prays they will come up
They will with aid uf chickens.
Now is the season of year when the
circus, elephant, caliiope, peanuts
and red Lemonade. is abroad in the
land.
Vancouver, H. c., fears the in
dustrial holiday (strilie) of organized
labor. about as much as seal does
water.
Now papa knows the time is near.
Fam Y must - Ia beach;
/ Bat he Will keep right on ut work
AS steady :s Il leech.
The reason some people are so
anxious to adopt a yonng girl is he
cause they wish to obtain cheap
kitchen help.
Many a boy these days wants to
draw cuts in order to see whether he
will say his prayer, or his mother
tell a funny story.
Isn't it pity there were no post
cards in the days of Dante's Inferno?
Pictures of lis journey would have
been such hot stuff.
Everything is money these days
money, money, money A girl doesn't
marry nowadays on his account, but
on his bank account.
Now we are to have Il new inven-
tion-a piano, which plays and sings.
Ye gods! What has the public done
that it deserves such punishment?
In Seattle's deck of political cards
there seems from reports of Seattle
newspapers, to be three dirty Jacks
-Wappenstein, Gerald aud Tuppcr.
There's nothing new under the
sun" does not hold good when one
visits the soda fountain and reads
the names of various drinks, nova
days.
From the wonton, nefarious, Ogle-
ing, and staring of some men at a
woman, as she walks along the street,
one would swear they never before
had seen one
There is type of man that can t
live without dog, just as there's a
type that hates dogs. II we all liked
dogs, as | do, there wouldn't be
enough to go around.
Interal revenue officers report that
whisky substitute made of tishber-
ries and ingredients is highly intoxi-
eating. The officials may expect many
inquiries from farmers as to where
fishberry seed can be obtained.
We now have alfalfa cakes, alfalfa
soup, alfalfa patties, alfalfa puddings
and alfalfa fritters. 1t is claimed
that alfalfa is a food for man and
, beast alike and will produce beef as
well as man. O. You Alfalfa!
Chicago drinks one million gallons OF
beer on a hot day.-News item. St.
Louis and Milwaukee papers please
copy. .--Omdha Bee.
That just tickles 'em.-Post-Intelli'
gencer.
Causes Tumwater to grin bit,
too" It's the Water"
Samuel Hill, the apostle of the
good roads movement, speaking in
Chicago, recently, said: am
willing to bet $50, 900 right now tha,
Hay will not be the next Governor
Of Washington l." Mr.. Hill, seeming
ly, wants to bet on a sure thing.
W. p. kenney, general traffic
manager of the Great Northern
Railroad says: We have exercised
the greatest care in preparing ant
maintaining the fruit showing.
And according to report. Louis "
Hill, President of the Great North
crn Railroad, says its foolish. -
The dramatic critic of the P-I
speaking of matinee Romeo ant
Juliet says: 1t was lovely af
ternuon for tears and temperament
and there wasn't woman ther,
who didn't softly cry and otherwis,
hugely enjoy herself" " A veritabl,
picnic for the women. wasn't it?
Dispatches announce the death .
the man who introduced Spencer
ian hand writing. Thank goodness
Young America at this date. vii