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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-12-28
ADVERTISING TALKS
CONTINUED from Page one.)

We have so much CONFI-
DENCE in one another
that we do not feel it neces-
sary to watch one another's
play.
When we meet on the
putting green and after we
have holed out we say to our
opponent, or he says to us,
"How many strokes did you
take for this hole?" His
answer is recorded on the
score card W 1T H 0 U t
QUESTION.
A golfer who would fall
sify his score would be ex-
PEELED from any golf club in
the country. Some few, per-
haps twenty in the whole
country. have been UNI
sportsmanlike and have
been caught cheating. They
are Stunned by all men.
The fighter in the prize
ring if he deliberately fouls
FORFEITS HIS FIGHT
and is ruled out Of the ring.
There is a very high sense
Of honor among men in all
lines Of sport. but in bust
ness the same men see no
harm in getting the better
of their fellows if they can.
Two golf players engaged
in the same business will
trust each other implicitly
on the golf course, but in
their business relations they
watch each other us a cat
watches a mouse. Why is
this?
LET US BE SPORTS
MANLIkE IN OUR AD-
NERTTSING. Let us tell
the truth. Don't let us put
on the blackboard any state
ment that isn't ABSO-
LUTELY ACCURATE =
anything that we cannot
prove.
And those of us engaged
in the business Of advertis-
ing. let us be GENUINE
spoltsmen-lct us play fair
let us be competitors in
fair play and ABILITY
only. Each Of us will find
his true place and Will Sic
ceed according to his
KNOWLEDGE, II II o r.
IOUGHNESS and SPORTS
MANSHIP.
There is nothing in the
world that is SO dcmoraIiz-
| ing to business, to advertis-
ing and to advertising men
as unfair play. The man
who works out his own sue
cess without tearing an
other down is the man that
| is worth while in the world.
(To Re CoDtjnUedJ
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
DOCTOR PREsCRIBEs
CUTiCURA REMEDIES

Il wish to let you know of a couple
of recent cures which l have made
by the use of the Cuticura Remedies.
Last August, Mr.. -- of this city
came to my office, troubled with a
severe skin eruption. 1t was dermatitis
In its worst form. 1t started with a
slight eruption and would affect most
parts of his body, thighs, elbows,
chest, back and abdomen-and would
terminate in little %pustules. The itch
ing and burning was dreadful and he
would almost tear his skin apart, try
ing to get relief. I recommended all
the various treatments l could think
OF and he spent about fifteen dollars
on prescriptions, but nothing seemed
to help him.
n the meantime my wife, who
was continually suffering with a slight
skin trouble and who had been try
Ing different prescriptions and meth
DDS with my assistance, told me she
was going to get some OF the Cuticura
Remedies and give them a fair trial.
But as l did not know much about
Cltlcura at that time l was doubtful
whether it would help her. Her skin
would thicken, break and bleed, es-
pecially on the fingers, wrists and
arms. l could do nothing to relieve
her permanently. When she first ap-
piled the warm baths Of Cuticura
Soap and applications of Cuticura
Ointment she saw a decided improve
ment and in a few days she was COM
pletely cured.
Il lost no time In recommending
the Cuticura Remedies to Mr.. -,
and this was two months ago. l told
him to wash with warm baths of the
Cuticura Soap and to apply the Cuti-
cura Ointment generously. Believe
me, from the very first days use Of
the Cuticura Remedies he was greatly
relieved and today he is completely
cured through their use. I have great
faith in the Cuticura Remedies and
shall always have a good word for
them now that I am convinced of
their wonderful merits" (Signed) B.
l.. Whitehead, M. D., 10S Dartmouth
st, Boston, Mass, July %, 1910.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
COMES A TIME
When Coffee Shows What 1t Has Beer
Doing.

"Of late years coffee has disagreed
with me-" writes a matron from Rome
N. Y.
Its lightest punishment being tt
make me 'logy' and dizzy, and it seem
ed to thicken up my blood.
1.-THE heaviest was when it upset my
stomach completely, destroying my ap
petite and making me and ir
ritable, and sent me to my bed. Aftet
one Of these attacks, in which / nearly
lost my life, l concluded to quit the
coffee and try Postum.
1T went right to the spot! / fount
it not only a most palatable and re
freshing beverage, but a food as well
"All my ailments, the 'loginess' and
dizziness. the unsatisfactory condition
of my blood, my nervousness and irri
liability disappeared in short order
and my sorely afflicted stomach begai
quickly to recover. l began to rebuild
and have steadily continued until now
Have a good appetite and am rejoicinl
in sound health which / owe to the ust
Of Postum" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
Read the little Book 1.-THE Road ta
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's a reason
Ever read above letter. A new
one appear from time to time. Thej
are genuine. =. and full of hurnn5
lnterest.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Publicity Law Badly Needed.


Connecticut, District OF Columbia,
Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Michigan,
Mississippi, New Jersey, New York,
Rhode Island and Vermont, have laws
which provide specifically for the re-
porting of tuberculosis and which
make provision for the proper regis
tration Of living cases of this disease.
In ID other states, laws or reg
ulations of the state boards of health
require that tuberculosis be reported
simply as n of a list of infectious
diseases. The following % states and
territories have no provisions what
ever for the reporting or registration
of tuberculosis cases:-Arizona, Alas
ka, Arkansas, Colorado, Delaware,
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, I'LL
nois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri,
Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire,
New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio,
Oklahoma, Philippine Islands. Porto
Rico, South Carolina, South Dakota,
Texas, Virginia, West Virginia and
Wyoming.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Keeping Bender Keyed Up

Ask the average baseball fan if he
Knows Cornelius McGillicuddy. and he
will probably answer in the negative.
Ask him If he knows Connie Mack and
he is quick with the reply, Manager Of
the Philadelphia American league base
ball team" (the Athletics.)
In the American Magazine Henry
Beach Needham tells a number of in
teresting stories about the maker of
last years worlds championship team.
One Of which is on Bender, the great
indian football player n pitcher. Of
him he writes:
Few baseball fans know that Ben
der, the Indian, who did so much to win
The American league pennant. pitched
the season through for a yearly salary
Of about $1,000 beggarly wage for
80 luminous a star This is how it
der did very poor work, and in the
spring Of 1909. conscious of his Short
comings, he announced to the sporting
writer's hat he was to quit baseball
and become a road salesman. Seeing
the report in the newspapers, Professor
McGillicuddy wrote Bender a pleasant
letter of congratulations, thanking him
for his services to the Athletics, and
wishing him all good luck in his new
undertaking. Merely to comply with
the rules of the league, a contract for
the new season was Enclosed, calling for
a salary of about $4,000, which was
much less than the Indian had received
In the preceding season. Within an
hour of the receipt of this communica-
ton, Bender hurried into the Offices Of
the Philadelphia club n said:
That was all a joke about my quit
ting baseball, Connie. I've got to earn
my living pitching ball
"McGillicuddy nodded, with no show
Of enthusiasm, and said: That was
your real contract. I can't afford to
pay you any more money for the class
of ball you pitched last season. Now
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Should Report tuberculosis Cases

Should Report tuberculosis Cases.
The National Association for the
study and Prevention of Tuberculosis
says that the first requisite for a com.
~prehensive campaign for the elimina.
ton of tuberculosis in a state or city
is w~ell-enforced law, requiring that ev.
cry living case of tuberculosis be re.
ported to the health authorities. Such
reporting is now required by law OF
health regulations in rs states, while
in % states and territories no provi.
sion whatever is made for keeping rec
ords Of cases of this infectious disease
Several cities in non-registration
states, as for instance, Chicago, Cleve
land, st. Louis and New Orleans, have
local ordinances requiring that tuber
culosis be reported. In all, there are
about 100 cities in the United States
which have ordinances of this nature
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

I don't say that's all you'll get. What
You get depends entirely on you. The
better your pitching the bigger yoi-
salary--a n to be paid at the end
Of the season, if you've earned it,
THE Indian agreed, saying: You've
Connie. 1 know you'll do the right
thing by me-
Bender pitched good ball in 1909,
and at the seasons close received a
large bonus. I had intended to give
him just what he got in 1909 said
Connie Mack, but I still felt mean
about 1t, SO I added an extra hundred
Then came the time to sign up the
players for next season. Cornelius Nc
Gillicuddy was perple2Sed. If he gave
Bender a contract for the full amour
of his salary for 1909, would he pitch
good ball, or would he lay down?'
Professor McGillicuddy applied his
.pragmatic psychology.
"You see, John, I rather like that
contract we had last season. said Pro-
fessor McGillicuddy to the Indian.
'Why-it worked out mighty we'll. You
pitched grand ball. And-why-Tm
superstitious. I'm afraid if we change
It, you won't be in such great form.
Can't help being superstitious. Why-I
guess it's my nature
"All right, Connie said Bender.
I'm not afraid you won't treat me
right. Give me a plank contract; I'll
sign 1t. and you can write in any SAL
airy you like" Which was done; salary
exactly same as in the 1909 contract.
All because Connie Mack is superstiti-
ous-and because Cornelius McGilli-
cuddy is a p~ragnatist.
The Indian, Bender, pitched remark
able ball last season. He won the first
game of the worlds series, giving his
team the jump on the Cubs. In addi-
ton to his share of the gate receipts of
that series, he received from the Phila-
delphia club $4,000 by way Of salary"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Embarrassing Surprises

turning out-there are evening dresses
afternoon dresses, dinner gowns. morn.
ing gowns, gowns Of the races, and q
few, a very few, simple walking gowns
for these houses, charging from $50
apiece, 1t don't go in much for simple
walking gowns.
We'll, o select the gown YOU like.
you are measured; the gown is fitted
n sent to your hotel. What then?
why you wca & fer the n1si tiua
at the Grand Prix. say, and, 10 and
behold! you encounter on the lawn
quite 30 or 40 women dressed in
the same gown as yourself.
Each Paris dressmaker has, YOU see
about rs new models, and about 5000
women buy fac-similes of them. The
Destinn and Homer. OF course. to es-
ape these awkwardnesses all you need
to do is to patronize home talent"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
From the New York Tribune.

From the New York Tribune.
Louise Homer and Emmy Destinn
turned up at a concert dressed abso-
lutely alike. If they patronized domes-
tic dressmakers now"
The speaker, a domestic dressmaker
of New York, laughed angrily.
THAT what they get" she said, for
buying their clothes in Paris. I'll tell
you how in Paris you buy clothes.
You enter one of those great dress
makers establishments in the Rue de
la Paix, and o are led into a large
handsome, we'll lighted room with
chairs ranged around the walls. You
seat yourself among the little multi
tude of in the chairs, and you
regard with all Jul eyes the name
gums, the slim n pretty girls, who,
in the most ravishing frocks, saunter
slowly in and out.
THE frocks on the mannequins are
the models that the house is now
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Here is q niche in the Hall CT Fame
Tor Seth A. Eaton, a rural mail car
rier from the Middleboro post office,
who, surrounded by woodland fire, his
horse lying on the ground stifed with
smoke, his own hair singed, his hat
burned and n side Of his face and
hands blistered, was still mindful of
duty and saved the mail he was car
rying by burying it in the sand, before
he fought through the line Of fire to
safety. Not all the heroes tread the
battletields.-Fall River Herald.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
BRAID SAYS:

No Athlete can do himself iustics Ii Ii
feet hurt. Many thousands are usinr sdai1y.
abroad and in this country. Ailends Foot
Ease the antiscptic ~powdersto be ahaksn5
and Tennis Players Mt Algusta. Pipehrsst
and Palm Beach got Mach SafiSfactioS@3
from its use this Spring. sIt riyes s rsst.
fulness and a springy feeling that makee
you forget you have feet. Aliens Foot
Base is the greatest comfort discovery j
the age and so easy to use. Il prevents
soreness, blisters or putting and rives rest
from tired. tenderAo or swollen feef. E@Yen-
teen years before the public, over 5000
testimonials. Don't 10 on your vacation
Sold everywhere. 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Sample sent FREE. Address.
Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Different Points of View

From the Youths Companion.
Nice discrimination would be requir-
ed to decide which is the pessimist and
which the optimist in the appended
civil var "reminiscences.
During one of the battles Of Muir
freesboro a group of wounded men was
huddled about a field hospital waiting
surgical attention when a big brawny
trooper with a bullet in his left leg and
another in his righI arm hobbled up
holding his wounded arm in his left
hand.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Some Contrast.

Morn Sis Judy" called a neigh
boris cook to our good old nanny,
Il heah dat Skeeter Jim is dun got
him a new wife. l hope she leetl fat
tern dat spindlin', no'count streak-o'-
lean"
"Fatter n him?" Nanny replied,
rolling her eyes and clasping her own
fat hands. "Lawsy, chile, day jus lax
g needle an a haystack!"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
FREE RUBBER GOODS and toilet srs,s,s ca,
Write postal now. Merford Co., Dept. =, Chicago, III
Grateful.

Grateful.
How does Slithers feel about that
chauffeur who ran off with his a and
his daughter?" asked Wilkes.
He's mighty grateful" said Bill.
dad. "He says the poor idiot relieved
him of his two most expensive pos
sessions."-Harper's Weekly.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
Progress of Civilization,

Lady-And did you make your con-
%Eregation give up canibalism?
Missionary (suppressing a GRIM
Not quite; but after much trouble 1
persuaded them to use knifes and
forks.-The Throne.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Doc" he drawled. the Johnnies
came pretty near hitting me-"
Another fellow blowing blood CO.
piousiy from his nose. the point Of
which had been shot off, promptly in.
terposed.
Doctor, the observation-disclosures
near"-another blow and sputter-
missing me-"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
DIR. PiercefS Golden Medical Discovery

This supplies pure blood-by aiding digestion, increasing assinu,t;c,
n Irnparung tone to To whole circulatory system. It's a heart tonic
kidneys, it helps to eliminate the poisons from the blood.
feeding the nerves on rich red blood and doing away with nervous irri..
a dishonest dealer to insult your intelligence with the "iust as aond
no alcohol r. narcotics. Ingredients plainly printed n wrapper.
stamps to pay expense of wrapping and mailing only. Send 81 one-cent
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
CHARGED,

Whistle calls himself a human
dynamo.
Gillis-No wonder; everything he
has on is charged,-Judge.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

b. ,Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and | did: TodayI am welland strone
and 90 al my own housework. I owe
my health to Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and advise my
female complaint to try it."-Mrs.
ORvILLE Rock, r. r.. Nc. s, Paw Paw,
Michigan.
If you are i'll do not drag along until
al operation is necessary, but at once
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
For thirty years it has been the stan.
dard remedy for women's ills, and has
positively restored the health of thou
sands of women. tryitp
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Some girls are afraid to go down.
town by themselves for fear a man
may not try to fiirt with them.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

You can't reform a a by sug-
costing that he ought to be as good
as you are.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
All There Is to II.

What constitutes a irst-class So
ciety drama?"
Three acts, six gowns, and nine
epigrams.'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

hrs. Wins!ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethihg, %softcus the gums. reduces tnnamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. &c a bottle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

A bachelor is a man who thinks it
wise to view matrimony from a dis
lance.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

When a laxative is needed, take the al
ways potent Garfield Tea. Composed of
Herbs.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

A Chester. H., man has succeeded
IN eating a gallon OF ice cream In 1s
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

It's easier to put up a bluff than
& is &c put Up the stuff
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Garfield Tea keeps the bodily machinery
IN order; it regulates the digestive organs
and overcomes constipation.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Garfield Tea overcomea constipation
sick-headache and bilious attacks.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
WOMEN
MAY AVOID
By taking Lydia E. Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound

The Following letter from Mrs
Oryille Rock will prove how unwise
it is for women to submit to thu
dangers Of a surgical operation wher
it may be avoided by taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
She wasfOurweeks in the hospital
and came home suffering worse
than before.
Here is her own statement.
Paw Paw, Mich.-"Two years agt
1 suffered very severely with a dis
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Cur idea of a true philosopher is a
man who is able to explain away his
faults to the satisfaction of himself.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Gwendolyn-She is not going to
stop at that resort any longer.
Genevieve-What is the reason, no
men there?
Gwendolyn-Not that exactly. There
is one lone man, who has proposed
to all Of the girls but her, and she
feels SO out OF place when they are
holding an experience meeting.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Getting Acquainted.
When a new family moves in next
door the old boy and the new boy
climb up on the fence to get acquaint-
ed and 1t is done as follows:
What's your name?"
None of your business-what's
yours?"
None of your business. You are
sassy"
$50 are you"
Don't you talk back to mel"
And don't you to met
I'm an awful fighter when I'm
mad!"
And I'm awfuller than you are!"
I've got a dog
And I've got a goat"
And five minutes later they are
good friends"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

Ungracieus Drops.
stella-Did they give the bride q
shower?
Bella-Well, all her friends threw
cold water on the bridegroom.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

placement. I coulc
not be on my feet fol
a long time. M:
physician treated
me for v month,
without much reliel
and at last sent m.
Ito Ann Arbor fol
an operation. l was
there four weeks anl
home suffering
than before
Ny mother advised
'm6 JT~;a
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15

If the blood Is poor and filled with the
poisons from diseased kidneys or mac
tive liver, the heart is not only starved
but poisoned as well. There are many
conditions due to impure bIood-such
as dropsy, fainting spells, nervous debil.
ity Or the many scrofulous conditions.
ulcers, fever Sores" white sweIlings.
etc. All can be overcome and curedby
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-06-15
First and second choice

First and Second Choice.
Uncle-Johnny. wouldn't you like To-
bean angel?
Johnny-Not as long as there's d
show for nae to become q baseball
pitcher or a circus clown.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-09

ahead of him.
Wendell of Harvard, Dalton Of the
Navy. Mercer Of Pennsylvania form a
great backfield. The Harvard back, as
last year, was the greatest line plunger
of the season. He exhibited a greater
ability to keep his feet than any other
back
Dalton's work in the Navy, game
earned him the other halfback position.
Not only. is he a great drop kicker, but
he is a fast man circling the ends, and
a line plunger of nearly the same abl-
ity as Wendell.
Thorpe Of Carlisle is sure to be Sc
lected for the first team by many OF
the experts. The writer had to figure
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-12-09
fitted to jump into the stricken cham
The Weight Question.

One Of TIE bones Of contention among
the American contestants viii be the
weight contention. Some OF the best
of the socaled ughtweights notably
cannot do "133 ringside" Some Of the
others. Freddie Welsh and Knockout"
Brown, for instance. insist on ringside
weight. and the result may mean a
deadlock, so far as high class matches
are concerned And through Ii all the
public Will feel that it is listening to
a discussion from which the real
champion has through misfortune been
eliminated
In the featherweight division things
are not much better. Abe Atteu is
supposed to be the champion of this
class, but Able, who probably feels
that he is not as young as he used to