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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-13

a little strident. But compare II with
the most beautiful voice you know and
even now the wonder and beauty of il
will stand out triumphant among all
the organs of speech of all the women
on the stage.
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

New York addressed To Alexander
Hamilton. when NJ was secretary Of
the trcdsuTy. The banker had heard
that Hamilton purposcd to build Il
cotton mill at Paterson. y. J. This
project the banker condemned. and
stated that IL was the opinion of ALI
the merchants ia New York whom hs
knew that not in hundred wears
would the cotton milling business ia
the United States employ 2ro. Ham
iltou went ahead and planned the in
duStrial town ne named Paterson. ana
also planned and financed a COM
pany for developing q water power
and FOR financing corporations there
at. Hamilton'S original company.
known as the Society for Useful
Manufactures. exists TO this day at
Paterson. The agent whom Hamilton
sent To England to- buy cotton mill
machinery was instructed to have il
knocked down" and placed in small
boxes that were To- b. marked Bibles
for the Moritvians If Pennsylvania"
II was at that time against the laws
of England To- ship any kind ot in
dustriaI machinery out OF tho king
dom. Hamilton's brother and two uf
his agents were caught trying To- ship
the cotton mill machinery I" Patcr-
son and they were imprisoned for
ten mOnths-CottOn
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

good fellows. and some big fellows. i'm
patiently awaiting the word of the club
president. l.. II. Civnlc to fail to. Fin
ally the word was uttered and the event
which is now historical took piacc. the
banquet which the club committee had
appropriately named the "FunctiOuic
IdiOSyncracie.
The menu OF the evening follows:
Eph's Choice la BOsSy
Sons Of Erin Bakers Best
Green Cages Ia Munger
Afalfa-IrriGatcd q Ia Pari7ienne
Essence of Bovine and Hen Fruit-Froze
More Essence with ACCOMMODATED
Java BcrricS-ExtraCte
\ program was given by the club
members which included two songs by
Harry Cassidy. who encored with the
Heidelberg Stein Song. reading b.
Prof JudsOn. two short stories by
Mcssrs Curtis and Marks. two songs by
Mr.. Hull. a clarinet solo 10y DIR. Redc-
viii. specially stunt by Fred Cleavc-
land which nc called I'm bl- ha ha''
CthiS NAV mean great things To the in
itiatcd who know what il means. land
last but not least series of limeriCks
on the club members composed and
read by Mr.. Fred Brooks
The program committee of tn Young
Mems club is preparing a novel en-
tcrtainment to be given some time next
month. the exact nature of which has
not been announced
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
ARIZONA ARRA|GNED
FOR PADDING RETURNS
Census Bureau Now Delivers the "Most
Unkindest Cut of AL"

II all the Arizona crooks who helped
stand up AMI be counted it will facil-
itate matters great deal A Washing
ton dispatch Of February II. says:
Attorney Gen. Wickcrshsm today
appointed Cleveland 4 Newton. law
yer of St. Louis, to be his special assis-
tant in the prosecution of recent cen
sus frauds in Arizona. Montana. Wash
ington, oregon and other western states
where padding of the returns was
found. Evidence which the census
agents and the department of commerce
and labor have gathered will be supple
mcnted in some cases by further inves-
tiGation by the special agents of the
department of Justice
The above is an item in which all
Arizona should be interested Phoenix
has been yelling its head off i'm the be-
lief that only about two thirds of its
people were counted II Mr.. Cievela nd
\. Newton undertakes TO scale down
that 11,l3i figure very much there
won't be anything left for him to count
and the board of trade will have to set
up a lot of wax figures on the street to
keep up its bluff.
With all its seriousness, the above
telegram is still funny. Accusing Ari-
ona towns Of padding the census
would be like putting a patient on anti
fat after long siege of typhoid fever
If anybody thinks Phoenix Judged in the
count he is welcome to a recount. In
fact that is what Phoenix wants. II is
also quite certain that Prescott. Sisbee.
Globe. Douglas. Yuma, Parker. Bouse,
Red Rock and Ash Fork have nobody
to spare and if they can't show flesh
and blood for all the names on the list
they ought to be ashamed of them
selves.
That leaves it up to Tucson, but
padding could not have been done there
Perish the thought, ln the first place
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

SUBSCRIBERS SEE BUILDING
Continued From Page ono)

one has view ot the entire valley
Eventually pottcd plants will D.. placed
+" make this "A real garden sum.
mer lounging place.
Explanations of wonder were con-
slant last night among those who were
conducted through the building Each
turn brought some new wonder or de
light To view. some preferred tu wan
der dimlCSsly here and there while 9TH
Crs we're conducted about by young men
who stood near the door. ready to con
duct parties on tours OF investigation
President Il. \. Fowler Secretary
Charles 4. Van der Ncer and members
of the building committee stood near
the door whenever their enthusiastic
friends would let them. II wasn't a
wedding party but il is no cXaSEcration
TO say that congratulations were
showcred.' Every subscriber felt that
d" owed a personal debt of gratitude to
the men who had toilcd 10 long and
earnestly To- give Phoenix a Y. VI. G a.
building. The subscribers gave the
money, but il was the officers and
building committee who expended that
money and made il go So Ear,
Yes. we've been delayed d little but
we think the building is about all any
one expected il To be-" said President
Fowler modcstlv. nj least they say il
is We He was lost in bcvy OF
friends who had rushed mp 10 shake
his hand and voice their wonder and
delight.
Secretary J. NJ. Davis Physical Di-
rector T.. 6 Fitzgerald and Educational
Director <. r. Steele were among the
thrOng, showing people about and an
swcring Il million excited questions All
are trained Y. NJ. c. \. men and they
declare that they could not desire a
better. more perfectly appointed build
ing to carry on their work. Mr.. Fitz-
gerald i'm fact. saws il il the finest Y
NJ. G. \. building. though not the larg-
est. that he ever saw
Nothing was left undone To make the
subscribers reception a brilliant sue
cess. In the educational rooms delic-
ious punch and cakes were serycd an
der the direction Of u. T. DOnofrio
Because Of the reception to contribu-
tors. the membership campaign head
quarters at the board of ira le closed
1T O'Clock. ~ that hour $50 applica- /
tons had been reported. This is an in
crease Of % over the day before Most
OF the applications were turned in at 4
the luncheon given to workers at noon. !
over forty members Of the various
committees were present J. Fred
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY
OF GROWING BUSINESS
What William p. Crump Hay & Grain
Co. Has Done

The William T. Cruuup Hay
Grain Go. yesterday celebrated it,.
fifth anniversary. Mr. Crump. for DO,
is the company as well as thu. h..rd
Of the concern. looks back upon the
past with qualification. His house
had a small beginning when cstsI-
lishcd at its present location. - East
jefferson street. though il occupies
much More room than IL did then 40
that time he did all tho work though
he had Il part of the time a girl a.-
sistant. Now hc employs three m,u
regularly
Mr. Crump has Not only built up
his own business. but ne has csiab-
lishcd Il wider market for the prnd-
ucts of the valley He did not ship
the first oranges out OF the valley.
but he sent them t" new places fIe
opened the New York and Kauss-s
markets for oranges and sent the
first car load to PittsbUrg.- Pa.
He was also the first To- make tine
northern part Of this. territory aud
New Mexic" familiar with tho HSf
cious quality of the Salt River vale
ley watermelons.
\ feature Of his business is thr
handling of valley eggs Though br-
sells annually thousands of cases "f
Kansas eggs he is always i'm the
market for valley eggs for cash
He is also "a large shipper into th"
valley of onions and potatoes i'm car
lots
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

Cleaveland. general director of the cam
paign. was cut of the city but Secre-
tary Davis called upon several persons
for short talks.
The business mems luncheon viii be-
gin today At noon and by 1855 the
spccchmakinS will be under way II
should be over by 1880. Nearly 20o
tickets have been sold. The meal will
hc served on the roof garden. where
long tables will be placed. Tonight the
general reception will take place. The
public. subscribers and everyone else. is
invited
Though the building itself is complete
it will not bc thrown open to members
before March 1. Various details in re-
gard To- membership are yet to be at
tended TO- All must be physically cx-
amincd AMI membership cards must Ice
issued The dormitory rooms will also
be open on the first.
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
NOVEL DINNER OF
YOUNG MEMS CLUB
Members Exchange Witty Repsrtee At
the "Functioqie Idiosyneracie.'

Formula for good time: Eighty
five young men OF the Young Men $
Club OF Phoenix. one large banquet
table large enough for the accommOda-
ton of all Plenty of viands. i spirited
flow of soul. music. speaking. talking.
and laughing. ad infinitum. TIE young
men had all of this and more 1T their
banquet given last evening in the
knights of Pythias hall. and they dcs-
cribe the joy Of the occasion in super
latives.
BY 100 the hall was filled with impa-
ticnt Epicureans who were all Of them
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
HAMILToN'S PRESCIENcE.

The worlds cotton crop for the cur
rent year GgIO will amount To- about
$3.50. 100000 at points Of origin: and
at current prices for cotton fabrics,
this years cotton crop converted into
products will bring 81 .S21.000.000 at
mills There exists in the archives
cf one % the oldest among the cotton
spinning families in northern New
Jersey a long letter from a banker Of
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
ANOTHER ROUTE.

owing to fog. steamer stopped i'm
Tn. mouth of river. An old lady
inquired of the captain the cause of
the delay.
Can't See up the river" replied the
officer
But captsin. | can see the stars
overhead" she urged
Yes" said the captain. sruffiy.
but until the boilers bust We amt
a-goin' that way.''-Everybody' Mag
a.iDp
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
HEARD IN THE LOBbIES

Mr.. Geo. H. Gallagher. of the Gal
laghcr Construction company. who
stops at the Hotel Adams Tin the day
time. but sleeps somewhere else at
night. stood on the site Of the lob
by to be and spoke enthusiastically
yesterday afternoon of the progress
which is being made on the big no.
tel. The electricians have finished
their work and have followed the
carpenters 50 closely that by the
time the new rock crushcr reaches
Phoenix the first floor will be ready
to pour. "a construction phrase
which is inserted to demonstrate the
versatility of the reporter. who heard
it Yesterday for the first time. 1t
undoubtedly means that the concrete
can be put i'm The basement walls.
columns and first floor will use up
20.000 cubic feet of concrete. for
which the cement is already on the
ground and the workmen viii soon
have something more substantial and
solid under foot than the wooden
forms. Mr. Gallagher arrived last
Wednesday from San Diego. where
he went To turn over the new build
ing of the Knights of Puhias TO the
building committee, $4,000 struc-
ture of brick and steel. which was
put up by his company. They seem
To he wide awake i'm San Diego. also.
but Phoenix is destined 10 some day
have the envy Of the coast towns.
and probably has it already.
Something ought to be inserted
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

there is no more virtuous and sell
respecting community on cari1 than
Tucson. II is admitted Of course that
Tucson is awfully jealous of FhoeniN
and is prone To- brag about its great
ness and its numcrOusncss. and IL is
true that Tucson led the list i'm the
census count Phoenix also believes II
is true that Phoenix is tho more pOpu-
lous city. But in their widest crit
icisms Phoenix people never accused
Tucson of padding the census Pho
nN has only cOntended that Tucson
in the feverishness OF its jealousy got
out better vote that is. came little
nearer to getting = full count
Early Rose seed potatoes. VIM. +.
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
Nervous Women Relieved

81 was so weak and nervous could hardly be up
writes Mrs Dora Sauer, of Willy, Va land could hardly
bear the noise of my children Often, would lie awake
at night and had such scary dreams! fell off great
deal in weight and grew very weak. Inside of one week
after began to take Cardu my pains better, and in
three weeks, felt like another woman. feel my duty to
recommend Cardui to all suffering women
Cardui is pure vegetable medicine with genuine
five powers and acts so gently be without bad after
effects on Young Old
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

IddleS Have WIIIIEW 10 ICII Ut TO UOIINIIt To
them. No medicine can increase in pOpu-
larity and sales as Cardui has done, unless
it does the work.
If you doubt that Cardui will help you,
why not try it?
A trial cannot hurt. and may be the means
of restoring YOU to health.
Get bottle today, at the nearest drug store.
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
Scary Dreams

Cardu has been found to strengthen and tone up weak
nervous women assisting them to rosy, robust health II
can't help but help you, too.
During the so years il has been in thousands OF
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

Something ought to he inserted
here about T. w. Spears. am old
timer who came to Arizona in 1864.
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24
ie Knew Better.

Tearing that thcsf
luenCe the peace Off
Uuwarrantcd action
hat the production y
tselt anything OF Il
deemed it best as
Measure TO sue out {
IN injunction.
Il know that the
spicy stuff in the n
1pcretta. but there
ipon which grounds
II the show could he
However. rather Il
'Ormance interfered y
,st. the writ viii be
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

Early Rose seed potatoes. VIM +.
Crump Hay & Grain Co. DIP
Arizona republican., 1911-02-24

Chas. Il. Sigh. brother of DR.
Sigh. arrived Monday from Grand
Rapids. Michigan. to visit his broth
er and look over some orange lands
which they hold together MIR Sigh
stops at the Adams Annex. and said
last evening that Canaan was moth
ing compared To- the Salt River VAL
Icy. They are not raising oranges
at Grand Rapids this time of year.
and Phoenix must seem very attrac-
tive to poor Fastener.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30

kin pie
With rich and fiaky crust,
And vowed. in honest thankfulness.
Rewarded is our trust!"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
TIME LIMIT CALLED
Due Notice Herewith That Ven
cradle Examples Of Humor
Must Be Laid on the Shelf.

For the beneft az q number or Pc
pie who are burdenin9 the maila VITA
hilarious things about the Thanksstv
ms and Christmas seasonal. We beg h
mention the following kh@mes. which
are now barred by the statute q lin
itations:
'ThanRful chat ! an Ros ne nr
key"
Got ncthfAg d my wepcRaag nntz
I put A. ON.
Poems about tho Bolaaer boy 60 I'm
away. who weeps ovar MIA Aardtach
and sees visions Of the felix's ct home
like 90 not he has foragea n bet
ter dinner than ne ever cot &c home
and has won all the money m hia
mess at poker.)
Anything and everything about
calling the doctor on the cay AFTER
Christmas" This joke has appeared
regularly since 1774 ana should have
Deen superannumted NIFTY years ago.l
clearinghouse turkey. Consists "a
neck and gibleks.s fTha average
clearinghouse turkey also Aas wings.)
Turkey appearing n hash fog
three weeks" Turkeys are not eie
phants.l
Kissing old maid ~ mistake umr
der mistletos." (Nothlng Or the kind
ever occurred)
ANY combination Of cclorad man,
farmers dos and hencoop. erals
idea has been worked over untiI IL ID
old enough to appear il Londen
Pnnch.l
"All allusion 70 the sultan, 10 the
partition Of Turkey, and 60 the com.
bination OF Greece and Turkey" (Lss
the poor man alone in hsa trouhlea.l
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
A Thankful Spirit

1T Ii turkey today,
And the feathers tcknorrUw.''
There's only 3 step
From rejoicing to- sorrow.
Tomorrow We want
What today we re1scted:
And tomorrow We mins
What today We expected.
It fs only 3 gtsp
From rejoicing 70 nCrrcws
But only q day
=: no = gladder tomcrrew.
The smiles and the teArn
Are uncertain and MckIa.
But there's turkey % eat
And the feathers % tickle.
It's 80 well to Be aia6
With the joys Or the present,
And not look ahead
To tomorr0w's unpleasant,
For smiling Iii free,
But our troubles We borrow
With TITS turkey today
And the feathers tomorrow.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
where Were the pasheaY

''This turkey has dots eli over IT,
complained the purchaser to the In
genuous Farmer from whom he had
made the purchase.
Blame it," exclaimed the Ingenu-
Ous Farmer. with an air or childlikc
simplicity. II told Marthy las summer
that she hadn't oughter Lot them tur-
keys roost on them telegraph wires. :
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
Use Lewis Cough Syrup, CSC.

Alex. Lafieur OF jefferson was In our
city Saturday.
Sauer kraut and spare ribs al john
sons meat market tt.
Tell Il to the CouRrER." Phone
%.
s. w. Kent Snndayed in Elk Point
swithhis family.
Anew framed pictures for sale cheap
Inquire at this office.
CLEAN OLD PAPERS at this
Office, 5 cents package.
Put In al evening at the Gem
Theatre. You viii 60 again.
Clothes pressed and cleaned free Of
charge Investigate. City tailorshop
Mise Sadie Steacy and Chancey Fem
ton spent Sunday with her sister Adie,
in Westtield, Ia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Lewis are
spending Thanksgiving day with his
parents Id Canton.
Mrs. T.. &. Hayes returned TO her
home In Chicago, after weeks visit
here with relatives.
Good wash wringer, wash board aid
two new wash benches for sale. Inquire
At the COURIER Office.
When your eyes trouble you, see
Hayes, the optician, at the fremont
hotel, Elk Point, s. ID.
Miss MathiIda Beaublen Of Jefferson
spent Monday and Tuesday here with
friends and relatives.
Mrs. Geo. Rust returned home Mon
day from York, Neb., where she visited
with her parents few weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Reid left yester-
day for Alcestsr to spend q few days
with their son, Byron and vile.
Mrs L. T.. Shurts, daughter OF the
late John r. Wood, left Saturday morn
Ing for her home ID Moscow. Idaho.
Miss Kathryn French, county super
intendent, left Saturday for Pierre to
attend the teachers state convention
this week.
Mrs. Guy Christensen and daughter
Margaret, leis Saturday for Akron, L.,
for visit with her sister, Mrs. Rash.
Mr., Christensen joined them On Sum
aay.
II you hare farm Or city property
TO sell or rent or wish % make loan
on the same, call Ut IN. w. MaIn's
Loan Office, Fret National Bank Build
ing, Six Point, $. .. il
@, Richmond 81 Normal, Ill, was 3
guest II The Ericsson family W sdnesaa az
of last week Els daughter, Miss Ollie,
made numerous friends here while
yisitiag with Misc Nellie Ericsson las,
summer
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Thornton e.
turned 10 Hamaraen, III, Monday. af4er
feu days siaIt Il he vips0n hone ii
this city. They started Tuesday iol
the south accompanied III hIs pareps.
and viii make their future home ii
El Peso. Texas. They hAvs dlspoaex
81 their property II tie north sna d
she county - q sale more lhan tws
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
Thanksgiving pay. t7itJ

They got the tur-
key from the
woods,
The pumpkin
from the field;
They sang with
praise Of heavy
crops,
And blessed the
splendid yield.
They baked the
luscious pump
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
LOCAL and PERSONAL

this week.
Mrs. w. Freeman was Sioux City
caller Monday.
Miss 1.-THE Kent was passenger to
Westfield Saturday.
Earl Erwin was a visitor 10 Akron
with friends Sunday
You will hear some fine music il you
GO TO the Gem theatre
Fresh line of Lowney chocolates at
the Pioneer Drug store.
Miss Genevieve Blair spent Tuesday
with friends In Sioux City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Art Lambert OF Jeffer-
son were in our city Tuesday.
City tailor shop just opened for bust
ness, opposite Ringsrud's Store.
The shows at the Gem Electric
Theatre changes three times week.
Mrs. K. c. Ericsson and daughter
Nellie, we're Sioux City callers Satur-
day.
For sale--A number OF "Trespassing
Forbidden signs. Inquire at this
Office.
John Clementson and Pete Simonson
attended the Orpheum IN Sioux City
Sunday.
Mrs. E. e. Miller and granddangh
ter Marie, were Sioux City visitors
Monday.
The Methodist AID Society will hold
bazaar. Dec. 18th. and will serve din
ner and supper.
Miss Glenn Wallace OF jefferson
visited with her mother, Mrs. N. ].
Wallace, Sunday.
Miss Beryl Ryan OF Akron spent Sun
day with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas Ryan Jr
Misses Anna Mae Ryan, Dorothy o.
motherly and Maude Montgomery we're
Sioux City shoppers Saturday.
Miss Grace Gunderson OF Brule town.
ship visited here last week with her
cousin, Miss Myrtle Gunderson.
Pete Murray met with an accident
Monday in the railroad yards, a plank
falling bit him between the eyes.
Victor and Jack Eslick expect to
leave for Abeline, Kansas, In The near
future, where they will join show.
Miss Blanche SWEET returned home
Saturday from the Black Hills. where
she has been visiting for several weeks.
Prof. Deyo departed Saturday for
Pierre to attend the teacher's state
convention which 10 being held there
this week.
Capt. Elmer Wallace, who has been
visiting with his mother the past
week, left for vermillion Monday for a
short visit with relatives.
j, B. Wjlmarth was called to Ar
mour last Friday on account 81 the
death Of his stepfather. Mr.. Lester
He returned Tome yesterday.
Miss Matilda Beaubien Of Jefferson
came up ID attend the party given at
the home of Sam EsIick III honor or
Miss Elva on Monday evening.
Mrs. r. g. Cook, delegate for the M.
r Sunday school, will leave this COM
Ing Saturday for Beresford to attend
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30

The Railroad Trust brings many
things
From other Trusts to view.
We ring the Trust-made dinner bell
The viands are discussed
We bow in Chair Trust seats, ana
vow:
Rewarded Is each Trustl"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30

"All alIusion 70 the sultan. 10 the
partition Of Turkey, and 20 the com.
bination OF Greece and Turkey (Let
the poor man alone in hia trouhlea.l
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
Local Markets.

Corrected every Thursday morning.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
Tho Resemblance.

AH@ M@$@mpl1nGes
Yes. We call that old gobbler Abdul
Hamids" said the farmer.
"Indeed?' we commented. "And
why, pray7'
Because he is the old Turk I'm the
lot that we will not be able to get
any money out of"
Truly, We might have foreseen this,
had We noticed the copy OF the funny
weekly in his pocket.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1911-11-30
Thanksgiving Day isti.)

We patronize the
Turkey Trust:
The Pu mpkin
Trust for Pie:
or Sugar Trust and
Butter Trust
And FIGURING
Trust we buy:
Cranberriesthat's
another Trust
The Egg Trust
gets Us, too;