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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02

THAT THANKSGIVING TURKEY.
Reconsideration ask US how to
carve a six-pound turkey so 1t will
reach ninteen guests besides q fam
lily of seven.
Nothing easier, dear friend, be-
lieve US, first you get the turkey.
This Is the hardest part of the en-
tire undertaking. Then you have 1t
cooked a nice rich nut brown and
placed upon the table. Get the
guests all seated so that they can all
watch you intently. Then walk over
to the stoyepipe and sharpen the
carving knife on it. Jab the fork
in to the turkey and take off your
coat. Then swing the bird grace
fully around your head three times
and jam 1t down In the platter and
go after 1t with the knife. First re-
move the legs. Grab the leg firmly
with the left hand and listeL to adj
vice until you find the joint. There
is only one joint and that is an
opium joint. Remove your vest and
roll up your sleeves. BY the time
the guests start to get on their
wraps to go home you will have the
first leg removed. The rest Is sim
pie. Don't get 1t carved until about
8 o'clock at night. BY that time the
guests will all have gone home and
you and the family can have the
bird. We charge for counsel.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
COMING EVENTS.

Nov. 2-Dance and reception of the
Bartenders Association, Auditori-
Nov. 8-Ball of Plumbers & Steam
filters Union, Auditorium.
Nov. 6.-Ball, Plumber, Steam and
Gas Filters Local 270. Auditorium.
Nov. 6-Frankfurter roast, Mems
society OK Presbyterian church,
Presbyterian chapel.
Nov. reception, Mems Club of
Nov. Barn dance, Raritan
.acht Club.
Presbyterian church, in chapel.
Nov. 8-Dance and reception, Oak
field Club, Washington hall.
NOV. 15-Dance and reception, St.
Anthony Baseball Club, Auditorium.
Nov. 18-Supper, auspices OF La
dies Auxiliary OF Simpson M. u.
church.
New. 24.-Ball, Washington Fife
Drum and Bugle Corps in Washing
ton hall.
Nov. 22-23-24-Fair, auspices OF
the Presbyterian Ladies' tn the chap
ell.
Nov. 27-Dance and reception OF
the Church OF Our Lady OF tne
Most Holy Rosary, Auditorium.
Nov. 29-Ball of Marion Athletic
Club, Auditorium.
Nov. 29-Dance and reception,
iarion Athletic Club, Auditorium.
Dec. 7x-Fair, Woman's club, st.
Stephens Danish Lutheran church.
Dec. 27-Cotillion dance. Raritan
Yacht Club.
1912
Jan. Ball of Goodwill Association
Auditorium.
Jan. Dance, Goodwill Associa-
ton, Auditorium.
January 17-Leap year dance,
aaritan Yacht Club.
Feb. 21-Colonian dance. Raritan
Yacht Gu
March 1S-Dance of the Brother
hood Trainmen, Auditorium.
May 2-Shakespeare masquerade,
| Tartan Yacht Club.
MAY 30-Rall Of Greek Societies
Auditorium.
May 30-Dance, Greek Societies
Auditorium.
| April S-Dance, St. Patrick's ALI
anee Auditorium.
STORAGE WAREHOUSE.
Storage Warehouse Best facilities
clean, airy, locked rooms for furni-
surs and pianos. $500 up. Albert
Leon. 1874 Smith atreet- b7s-a-l-sf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02

MEDICINE
NAN.
Did Uncle Pete
with perfect ease
acquired e a c h
newly found dis
ease.
It seemed to be
his chief delight
the only n he
had.
Of Uncle Peter II
Was said he was
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
THINGS WE WILL NEVER KNOW.

THINGS WE WILL NEVER KNOW.
Who is really the oldest Odd Fell
low.
How it feels to have enough
money for Christmas.
How ome women have the nerve
to wear some hats.
Why somebody doesn't invent a
practical pipe cleaner.
How some people can own auto
mobiles on pedestrian salaries.
What they do with the chicken
that Is supposed to go into the
chicken sandwiches,
Why the homely men always mar
ry the prettiest women.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
THE FARMER RUG co.
Gou+h Rtxrar NJ r

EVueT '
Handsome and durable rugs made
from old Brussels and Ingram car
pets. Also weavers of rag carpet and
rag rugs. Send for circulars and
tags.
Est 1870 cauth pfver.
p. o. Box fzs, SOUTH RIVER.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
NEW BISMARCK OF GERMANY

Germany has another Bismarck. He
is Alfred Won Kiderlen-Waechter, who
Is secretary of foreign affairs and
who Is the big mar in Germany's for
eign relations. 1t is he who set Eu-
rope by the ears over the Morocco
situation.
Kiderlen-W aechter has been secre-
tary of embassy at st. Petersburg and
Paris and counsellor of embassy at
Constantinople. He is a linguist,
speaking the leading languages Of the
continent and being as proficient IN
English as In dis own native German,
Two years ago Herr Alfred was a
comparatively little known member
of Germany's diplomatic corps. hold
ing the post OF minister to Rourania.
He was rated as a man of ability and
force with q more salient and sharply
defined personality than that OF the
average government o~fieial, but the
public heard little OF him. Recently
Re has been tbs la1 "a Tue auur in
Germany and probably the most
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02

talked Of statesman In Europe. For tho events that pTeefpitated the inter
national crisis with Its menace of impending war he more than u q ase
was responsible.
Herr von Kiderlens active career has been entirely IN the diplomatic serv
Ice. Entering the foreign omce In 1879, he has gone through the asnaf mill
Of slow promotions FROM embassy secretaryHhips in st. Petessburgs Parasa and
constanlnople 10 the post f1 minister to Copenhagen In 1895 and TO Buchar
est IN 1900. His career, however has not been without Its UPS ana downs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02

Wonder what congressman Rtll
do fsr jungetiu trips wesa toe
tanama canal i aiashed
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02

TshaerAg used no fewer MAn Hfty.
sa1se l~sEafasa 81 ~pssadeaxans dszegas his
zzfnra9
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
THE FuRNACE sYMPPOsIUM.

THE FURNACE SYMPOSIUM.
Mrs. F. G.. H. writes: Our own
furnace is all right and is well be-
haved and consistent. 1t Is our
neighbours furnace that causes all of
our trouble. When II neighbor
and his wife get to talking about
their furnace, life in u block is
hardly worth living. Yesterday they
began discussing their furnace at 7
o'clock In the morning and kept 1t
up until 10 o'clock at night. All
that we could hear was Il did,"
you didn't" II did," You didn't"
and then there would be a session
of discussion of intimate family af-
fairs that we dared not listen to,
and anything that neighbor dares
not listen Is pretty arr talk. 1t
takes them about fifteen minutes
after opening their furnace discus
sion to get to twitting each other
about their relatives. We are think
ing of chipping In and buying them
a new furnace. Somebody must do
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
EaslN. TIL 81
EUF.
IVY BY ROY K.MOULToN.

something to prevent a neighbor-
hood scandal and a divorce.
T. F. r. says: I don't know what
to do with my ashes.
II you are speaking OF your per
sonal ashes we would suggest that
you have them put In a nice urn
and placed on top of the plano. but
If you mean your furnace ashes the
recipe Is as follows: FIJI a large
pan or pail with ashes. Then wait
until a dark windy night and set the
pail of ashes quietly out in the back
yard. In the morning, II there is a
good wind your pail will be entire
ly empty and your neighbors for
blocks around will have the ashes.
Don't mention this to anybody. Only
fifteen OF twenty OF US know 1t and
1t is q secret.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02
P HANGING

$500 and $4.0o q room, including
good 0 Painting at lowest prices.
First class work
HANS KNUDSON, 37sa Park Ave.
Third house from N. b. Ave. Tel
1861.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-11-02

STORAGE WAREHOUSE.
Etcrage Warehouse Best facilities.
clean. airy, locked rooms for furni-
sure and pianos. $500 up. Albert
Leon. 1874 Smith atreet. bTs-a-i-tf
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
MONACO WINS CONSTITUTION
Prince Albert Yields to Demand for
Reform-Threats Made Against
Famous Casino.

Monte Carlo. Monaco's 95 ma
tive citizens and 1856 naturalized
residents granted constitutional gov
eminent in proclamation issued by
Prince Albert.
The gift of constitutional monarchy
to the worlds smallest principality,
which had been promised as Christ
mas present, came only after the ma
tive Monacans had banded together
with the 20 born Monacans inhabiting
Paris and laid plans for revolution
in the eight square miles of territory
comprising the nation.
1t was the threat to wreck havoc
with the casino, the worlds greatest
gambling establishment. in Monte
Carlo. that brought Prince Albert to
time. This establishment divides its
profits between the ruler and French
syndicate and is the principal source
Of revenue of the country. The closing
of the place and a general uprising in
the eight square miles Of territory
would have driven away the thousands
~ visitors who annually frequent the
gaming tables and contribute to the
nurse of the prince.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
PACKERS LOSE THIRD FIGHT
Federal Judge Carpenter Refuses to
Grant Motion to Dismiss Grim
lnal Proceedings.

Chicago.-The indicted beef pack
ers lost their third fight In the federal
courts to evade trial on the criminal
charges against them when Judge
George A. Carpenter. in the United
States district court on Monday. held
that they could not take advantage of
contempt proceedings to have the
criminal case dismissed.
The court denied a motion to dis
miss the Indictments against the pack.
ers and allowed counsel for the de-
PENDANTS ten days within which to
take the next step in the matter. I'm
less something unforeseen occurs, the
packers will file demurrer or plead
to the indictments.
Judge Carpenter said he was anx-
ious to have the matter proceed with
out further delay, so that the trial
might be concluded before the next
summer adjournment of court.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
CARBINEERS HOLD BACK MOB
Relatives of camorrists Fall TO Res
cue Prisoners, Charged With Muir
der, From italian Officers.

viterbo, Italy-Thirty-tw members
of the Camorra, who have been in
close confinement for three years,
were transferred from Naples to the
prison here for trial, after a rioting
mob of relatives and sympathizers
failed to rescue them from the police.
Heavily armed detachments of po-
lice and carbineers forced back the
mob with theiB guns and succeeded in
effecting the transfer ofrm the
train.
The men were brought here to
stand trial for the murder of James
Cuocolo, a leading member of the
band. who had incurred the vengeance
of the Camorrists for alleged acts OF
treachery. Cuocolo's body was found
on the seashore near Naples in June.
1906, and the mutilated body of his
wife was discovered shortly after
ward in house near by.
The prisoners descended from the
car in groups of five chained together
They comprised all varieties of the
social scale from dandy to lazzarone.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
TAFT TALKS ON PHILIPPINES
WILL BE LONG TIME BEFORE
ISLANDS ARE FREE.
Tells Military Order Of the Cardiac
That Natives Will Not Welcome
Their independence.

Washington. - President Taft in
addressing the members of the Or
der of the Carabao. in which he was
installed as member, defined his at
titude in general way toward the
Philippine Islands.
The Order of the Carabao, named
for the buffalo, which is the Philippine
beast of burden, is composed of com
missioned officers of the regular and
volunteer service who honorably
served in the Philippines during the
Spanish war and the Filipino insur-
rection, which followed.
The burden of the presidents re-
marks was to the effect that, while he
was unwilling to say that the Philip
pines never would be independent,
in my judgment, we are likely to re-
tain them for considerable time"
The president expressed 1t as his
opinion that most of the discussion
of immediate independence for the
Philippines had a political motive and
was designed more to get votes than
to achieve independence for the Fill
pluOS. no dSSSItGQ Ludt AO uCpShu-
ency was better managed. that the
free trade which the United States
had accorded to the Philippines had
doubled their trade, and that it would
still further increase.
He went on to say in substance that
he would be prepared to see the
Islands given up when it was honor
able to part with them, but that
would only be when the people there
were in a position to establish a gov
eminent characterized by due process
of law" and entitled to the respect OF
all the nations of the world.
Furthermore, he declared it as his
belief that even when the time came
to give the islands true autonomy,
the people there would not wish to
sever all bonds connecting them with
this country; increasingly the people
would appreciate what the United
States had done and would yet do for
them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
BILLS TO CURB RAILROADS
Prepares Measure for the Legis-
Iature's Enactment.

Jefferson City, Mo.-H r. Ogles-
by, a member of the board of rail-
road commissioners. has issued a
statement In which he outlines bills
the board viii ask the legislature to
pass at this session. These give the
commissioners more power in regu-
lation of the railroads. Among these
bills are the following:
To give the commission more power over
express companies to prevent charges in
excess of printed tariffs and to give cities
of certain class free delivery.
To prevent railroads ari express COM
panies from holding claims an unreason-
able length OF time.
To prevent railroad companies from
delaying freight an unreasonable length
of time in transit
For the weighing OF coal by the rail-
roads at the destination TO prevent the
shortage on shipments OF coal in open
cars.
Mr. Oglesby believes the legislature
will increase the powers of the com.
mission.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
OLD COMMON SENSE.
Change Food When You Feel Out OF
Sorts.

"a great deal depends upon yourself
and the kind Of food you eat" the
wise old doctor said to man who
came to him sick with stomach trc--
BILE and sick headache once or twice d
week, and who had been taking pms
and different medicines for three o.
four years.
He was induced to stop eating any
sort Of fried food or meat for break,
fast, and was put on Grape-Nuts aIc
cream, leaving OF all medicines.
In few days he began to get bet-
ter. and now he has entirely TecoYeF-
ed and writes that he is in better
health than he has been before u
twenty years. This man is IS year
old and says he feels like new man
all the time"
Read THE Road to MELVILLE, II
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above Ietterf ne
c-s appears from time to time
are genuincs true, and fun OF
interest
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
SAYS TWlGG BOUGHT POISON
Orchardist Declares Man Found Dead
With Mary CLOSER Purchased
Deadly Drug from Him.

Cumberland, Md. The source
from which the poison was OBJ
tanned which ended the lives oi
Charles E. Twigg and Mary Grace
Elosser on the eve of their wedding is
believed to have been found.
]. C. McKown of Pawpaw, w. Va
% miles west of Cumberland. states
thar last summer he sold Twigg tour
pounds of cyanide of potassium, pre-
sumably for spraying his orchards
The poison was in sales form muct
resembling grains of starch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
sTRAus RESIGNS HIS POST
AMBASSADOR AT CONSTANTINE.
PIE GIVES UP HIS MISSION.
Rumor Says That RockhiII, Minister to
st. Petersburg, May Be Trans
ferred to Turkey.

Washington. - Oscar s. Strars Of
New York has resigned his post as
post as American ambassador to Tur.
key.
1t has ben known for some time that
Mr.. Stratus intended leaving the diplo-
matte service, but it did not develop
until today that he had actually re-
signed.
Early in November he was granted
leave OF absence and during the last
two months has been In New York. En-
route home he indicated his desire of
retiring as ambassador to Turkey, but
the matter was held in allegiance until
short time ago, when he informally
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
TAKE A DO Sc OF
| DI @ OsS
THE BEST MEDICINE A~<D
for CO OC n 8 e COLDS
Funds to Flqht TubercuIosis.


Based on reports from all parts OF
the United States the National Asso-
citation for the Study and Prevention
OF tuberculosis has issued a statement
which shows that in 1910 nearly S15,-
100000 was spent In the fight against
tuberculosis as opposed to $S,0OOOOO
spent in 1909. The largest item of ex-
pense in 1910 was for treatment In
sanatoria and hospitals, S11.S76,5O0 be-
ing expended for that purpose, or
more than double the amount for 1909.
The anti-tuberculosis associations
spent $760,500, and the tuberculosis
dispensaries 1888, 600 The special mu-
nicipal and state expenditures aggre,
gate s1,750,000.
The statement declares that the
most significant fact in the survey OF
the years work is the increase In the
percentage OF public money spent,
While In 1909 53.5 per- cent of the
total expenditure was from federal,
state, municipal or county funds, 62S
per cent came from public appropria-
tons in 1910. The actual amount OF
public money spent in tuberculosis
work this past year was s9,267 900, or
more than double the amount from
this same source in 1909. This fact
indicates, the national association de
clares, that anti-tuberculosis associa-
lions are gaining ground, by securing
increased appropriations from public
money.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
BRAZIL REBELS DIE
GANGRENE, sUNsTRokE AND
SUFFOCATiON CARRY OFF
Is MUTINEERs.
DEMISE OF ALL IS SUDDEN
Riots Due to Political Dissatisfaction
Reported In State of Para-Gov-
eminent Exercises Rigid Censor
ship over All Dispatches.

Rio Janeiro. members
of the recent naval revolt, including
Joao Candida, their leader, have died
suddenly" in prison. according to the
Journal do Commerce. in its issue
Friday.
Candida succumbed to gangrene
while a prisoner, twenty-six of his as
sociates died from sunstroke while
engaged in repairing the fortress on
Cobras Island and eighteen others
were suffocated In their cells in the
prison on Villegainon Island
When the latter of the two recent
naval Tevolts in Brazil was put down,
three weeks ago, it was announced
that the mutinous sailors had been
sent to states remote from Rio Ja-
metro. where they would be employed
in the construction of highways and
railroads. The mutineers had surren-
dered. and it was officially announced
that the disorders were at an end.
There are persistent rumors of dis
turbances in the State of Para. on the
north coast. due to political dissatis-
faction. Rioting is said to have oc-
Cured at Para.
Nictheroy, the capital of the State
of Rio Janeiro. and situated across the
harbor from the federal capital. Is I'M
der martial law. and the troops oc-
cupy all the public buildings.
The rigid censorship maintained by
the government since the revolt in
the navy was put down makes 1t i'm
possible to confirm officially these
rumors of rioting at Para and else
where in the republic. The censor
ship includes the newspapers here.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

Frequent seismic manifestations of
late had prepared the world for news
OF some such upheaval as that which
Is reported OF the coast of Salvador.
accompanied by the sinking of a
small island. This has involved a
iamentable loss OF life, and illustrates
anew the peril of making homes in
the earthquake-ridden sections of the
earth, for several Similar catastrophes
have occurred in that quarter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
WILLS BISHOP WHITE $4,000
Michigan City, Ind, PreIste Gets
Share in Estate of Mrs. Pea
body of Boston.

Boston.-Bishop John Hazen Whits
of Michigan City, Ind, is to re-
ceive $4,000 from the estate of Mrs.
Mary Lathrop Peabody of Boston. Be-
quests totaling about 100000 to
churchmen and charities are con-
tanned in her will filed at Dedham.
The Episcopal church receives the
largest amount. The children's hos
pital and its affiliations get $4,000
each
Bishop Weller of Fond du Lac. Wis.,,
receives a bequest similar to that CIV
en- Bishop White, and Nashotah college
In Wisconsin gets $4,000.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

rendered his resignation to the presi-
dent He did not submit formal let
ter of resignation. as such action was
not necessary.
His leave of absence, which, accord
ing to law, was limited to so days. ex-
pired early in January. BY reason OF
his. informal resignation the post at
Constantinople became vacant at that
time
William w. Rockhill, me present
American ambassador to Russia. is
likely to succeed him, although this is
by no. means certain, as several names
are under consideration. The an
nouncement of the appointment of a
successor is expected shortly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
Rallnav Losee Bic suit.

Cincinnati.-The United States cir
cult court of appeals Monday decided
against the Chesapeake & Ohio Rail.
road company in suit for $4,000 900
damages brought By Mrs. 1eaa Nickel
of Chillicothe, o.. for alleged breac5
of contract
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

A man In New Jersey wrote a rebuke
TO the kaiser for riding a horse with a
locked tail 1t is not feared that in.
ternational complications will result,
or that German phantom feet will
lombard our defenseless seacoast
ports.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
90 Woman IN KllIlna case.

Detroit, Mich.--Mrs. August Govare
os Maurt Clemens was Saturday ac-
omitted of completely in the killing OF
sheriff Matthews of Macomb county at
the Govare home December 1. when he
called TO serve complaint on August
f.ovare for a misdemeanor.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

A fashionable New York hotel now
permits women to smoke in its din.
ing rooms, corridors. or any other old
place. If this smoking stunt keeps
on growing among the fair sex we
may soon be confronted with divorce
suits over the custody of the max.
tn's."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

Two men propose to journey around
the globe on stills. 1t is not clear why
they should be permitted to do so, as
necessarily they would have to traverse
territory where more or less prejudice
against vagrant tramps has found ex.
preston in statutory restraints, and
even In rock piles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
cruce Takes oAic-

Oklahoma City. Okla-This city
witnessed for the first time the in
staIlation within its borders Of state
officers when Lee Cruce as governor
and the other Democratic state off,
GERS were inaagurated Monday.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
Younu EIklns Takes oath.

Washington.-Dav Elkins was
sworn in as senator of the United
States from West Virginia Monday
He is the third generation of the fam
lily to represent his state in the up
per branch of congress.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
Bow Bandit confesses crime

Kansas City, Raymond Healey,
seventeen years old, arrested here.
confessed that he had helped rob
more than thirty homes in the last
month. He said he had confederatess
but refused to betray them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

Philadelphia society women protest
against posing in bare feet on the plea
that their underpinning is too insight.
ly to be exposed. unadorned, to the
vulgar gaze. Thus are the women of
Chicago deprived of their bIrthright
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13
1886 Die as Trespassers.

New York.-Trespassing on Penn
sylvania railroad property led to the
death of 1895 persons in the last
eleven years, according to the rail-
roads report. This is approximately
two a day since January /. 1900.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

In Colorado they propose a law ma.
King 1t an offense for doctors to cut
out patients appendices unless II ia
necessary. The enactment Of such =
statute would enable us to foresea The
time when professional ethics would
require every doctor to testify that ALI
his brother practitioners appendix
pruning was positively required.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-01-13

Now we understand why certain
ehings are as they are. During the
present year the people of New York
have eaten three million pounds CT bad
eggs in their pastry.