Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

vary from the sublime to tn
ridiculous in scope. o
If Jim Mclnerny's reputation anon
the fair sex for smoothness, persuf
siveness, and elusiveness is founde
upon fact or fiction? aal D Ig.u.u..r
Are not "Hobey" and Sam Wake
and "Cumie" Carter green with envy
If the two RS i'll front of Reidford
name stand for Railroad? a.t eHt
Which can Jack Coney run better
an automobile or q Legislature?
Who could have been found bette
to take charge of the Archives thai
Artichokes Lydecker? f"&
If he should publish all the fact
which he unearths, wouldn't there b.
a hot time in the old town tonight?
Why does Dr. Cooper trim his beart
so short since the arrival of the Rus
slams?
Is 1t true that DR.. Wayson has sen
for Atcherley and Wallach to form ;
partnership?
Does Geo r. Carter cut as much ict
with Bill as he did with Teddy?
Why is Sam Johnson such good tim
Der?
Why isn't Hertsche a Shriner?
Why is Honest John Hughes for
ninst' tn Brewery?
Why doesn't Charlie Kibling take {
few reefs in his belt? .'3
Why Billy Hogs spells his name
with two o's?
Why does George King remind the
Elks of the hour of eleven? R.
Why Jack Lucas uses such choice
language?
Why John r. McCrosson tried tc
Ditch us? 90
Why is J. l.. Young?
Why J. NJ Riggs up SO nicely?
Why Lou Arnold is so affable to
members of GIG lately?
Why John McCandless wants sc
much light on the community?
Why John Lanes turn is SO long
coming?
Why Ahoo generally sizes up the
political situation correctly?
Why Bobby Hair prefers Portland,
Oregon, to that deal old Scotland?
Why Bobby hated to leave the
Young Hotel? ~
Why Impressario Joe Cohen does
MT get up hula for the Reverend
Gulick?
Why is a ditch Holloway?
Why work when wed?
Why doesn't someone beard the
Logan in his cen?
Why Smith left home?
Why doesn't Walter Gee?
Why is it a horse on Smith?
Why Lightfoot works on Sunday?
Why should Sanford b. doleful?
Why harrington is in "Who's Who?"
Why Matheson wears a "Wooley'
hat?
How much Wooley got out of the
plebecite?
Why the Bulletin reads the Adver-
User?
Why Achi sneezcs?
Will Lee Let Breckons alone?
Why Arleigh remains stationery?
Why Armstrong doesn't give Link
| lock of his hair?
Why Asch doesn't Jail himself?
Why Arthur Wilder is such a judge
builder?
Why Atkinson quarles with his part
Ter?
Why doesn't Balch talk to Mars
How much can Rath hold?
Can he beat the Bartlett pair?
Who handed Belser a line?
Who tbeached Billy Bergin?
If he is ashamed to tell?
Who blew on Blom?
Who bawled out Blanchard?
Was anybody ever caught by Gum
shoe Bowers?
Why Lake got full when it rained?
Why Consul Forster doesn't take
Jack?
Why w. R. Castle wears wind teas
rs?
Why Elmer doesn't Cheathem?
Why Stackable has such peculiar
'ustoms?
Why doesn't Mr.. Damon employ a
'elgian hare rather than Scotch
lair?
If it is fact that there is to be in
tituted in Honolulu. Chapter of the
Jew Order of the "Chanticleer?'
if the rumor is correct that credits
ack Lucas with being the first Eek
austed Rooster" thereof?
Is there any doubt of his election?
Why should Warehouse be
Mingled?
Why Senator Quinn back-fired in
is muftlers?
Whether he is tourist or a plum
or?
Who Their Bill Mulch amounts to
luch?
Does he ever take too much?
How many people appreciate the
erve, of the Bulletin by turning over
S issue to the Elks?
If there is anybody in town who
oubts that the Bulletin gives all the
ews? p"''"
Why Hen Shall lay an egg?
Who called Jonathan Psbaw? pF
Why Sabin doesn't write poem on
importance? '''it0 ''''
Whether he couldn't get an inspira-
on from Cunha? '5N
Why did Tommy Holloway change
Is residence? "e ft''7
Has he. found it dricr In the Valley
ian at the Pacific Club?
Why do he and Frank Richardson
sit the private Office of Jack Dow
1T SO often? ''''' "L A7'
Row many entrances are there to
lnha's, anyway? Z '''''9''' f'''7s
When Pop Cunha will have an;
her birthday? w ~" Nr 'rls-9
Is it rumored in alcoholic circles
at one is due soon? ''7ft '" ''7"
Whether soda"Pop" will be served
id water put in the whisky next day?
How the Royal d. Mead got those
lipinos?
Are the jails in Manila all empty?