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The citizen., 1911-10-06
SOUND SLEEP
Can Easily Be Secured.

up to 2 years ago." woman writes,
was in the habit of using both tea
Pnd coffee regularly.
/ found that my health was begin
ning to fail, strange nervous attacks
would come suddenly upon me, making
ne tremble so excessively that / could
Pot do my work while they lasted; my
peep left me and passed long nights
restless discomfort. / was filed
Rith a nervous dread as to the future.
friend suggested that possibly
lea and coffee were to blame, and !
peclded to give them up, and in cast
ing about for a hot table beverage,
winch l felt was an absolute necessity,
was led by good fortune to try Post
FOR more than year / have used
'nree times day and expect, SO
nucn good has it done me, to con-
nue Its use during the rest of my
soon after beginning the use Of
os'um, l found, to my surprise, that,
Instead OF tossing on a sleepless bed
through the long, dreary night, |
,opped into a sound, dreamless sleep
ow
Ihen suddenly realized that all
~ nervousness had left me, and my
appetite, which had fallen off before,
au all at once been restored so that
a'e my food with keen relish.
All the nervous dread has gone. ]
saiA mile and half each way to
~ work every day and enjoy 1t. !
uu an interest in everything that
ves on about me that makes life
,easure. All this / owe to leaving on
- and coffee and the use of Postum,
!. nave taken no medicine" Name
Mich. ~ w. ~
inere's reason" and It is ex-
,',ned In the little book. "The Road
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
on sver read the above letter. A new
are sppears from time to time. They
tnte,ssss hume, true, and full of human
The citizen., 1911-10-06
The slrrle Life

Anna Maria Wilhemina Pickering.
in her Memoirs" edited by her son.
tells Yorkshire incident which con.
tains great deal Of human nature.
Variety spices life; the plain is monot-
onous, until its extent entities it to
the name of prairie or desert, and it
gains interest through vastness.
There was an old couple in the vii
lage whom | used often to go to see.
One day, when found them sitting.
one on each side of the fire, the old
man said to me:
Well, t missis and nae, we've been
married night on 80 years. and we've
never had one quarrel"
The old woman looked at me, with a
twinkle in her eye, and said:
1T war verie conscientious, but
varie dool. Youths Companion.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
TOO MUCH FOR SMALL BRAIN
Big Word Meant an Effort, but This
Little Girl Made Brave
Attempt.

This incident occurred just after a
Jewish holiday. 1t was in third
grade school in Cleveland in a dis
trict of Russian and Hungarian Jews.
The teacher was explaining the
meaning of the word judicious She
asked the children to give her stories
about the word
After several had given illustra-
tions about the judicious use of
money, the teacher said:
Now give me story about some
thing judicious, without money in it."
little girl finally volunteered. She
said:
"On our holiday we had roast goose
and a whole lot of other Jew dishes"
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Lesson In Good Manners.

When the boy Scouts" movement
was at its height. three of the young
sters journeyed from Baltimore to
Washington to be introduced to the
president. When Mr.. Taft shook hands
with them, one of the little fellows
stuck out his left hand.
why do you give me your left
hand?" asked the president.
That's the way us Boy Scouts shake
hands" said the boy, with pride.
WELL" commented Mr.. Taft dryly.
the sooner us Bay Scouts learn better
the nicer us Boy Scouts will be."-The
Twice-a- Month Popular Magazine.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
DeCeHerateS.
AN ALTERNATIVE.

Kid Mccoy, the hero of 125 battles,
is to open a sanitarium at Stamford.
He said the other day to New York
reporter:
"I hope in my sanitarium to restore
lots of grumpy middle-aged people to
perfect health, and If give them back
perfect health I'll give them back
youth and gayety and romance. If mid
Idle age is stupid, if middle age is pro
|saic 1t Is only because the health of
middle age is poor.
The woman" he continued, who
sends her grumpy mate to my estab-
lishment will no longer have to make
the bitter complaint of Mrs. Blank.
My husband, Is years ago, said
Mrs Blank, used to kiss me every
time we passed through tunnel. But
now
She gave a bitter laugh.
Now she said, he takes a long
pull at his travelling flask
The citizen., 1911-10-06

After more restless days the liner
reached New York. There was ca
blegram waiting for Mr. Haugh.
Il certainly WILL" it said
The cables between America and
France hummed with other rapid-fire
correspondence between the two. Mr..
Haugh was unable to return to
France to get his fiancee. and so she
agreed to come to him The other
morning he met the French Line
steamer La Bretagne, and Miss Cas-
taign landed and that afternoon she
became Mrs. Haugh
The citizen., 1911-10-06

kidney secretions. After using all
kinds of medicine, without relief. be-
gan taking Doan's Kidney Pills and
received a perfect cure. have had
no trace of kidney trouble since"
when Your Back is Lame, Remem-
ber the Name-DOANS.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
FIVE-YEAR-OLD WEIGHS 40

potatoes. two helpings of baked sal
mon, six slices of bread and butter. q
cup of coffee and some cake, and that
isn't much for Vera to eat
Does she eat many eggs and drink
much milk?" an onlooker ventured.
shed drink all the milk she could
get hold of. but we don't order but a
quart day for her, and she eats lots
OF eggs. too"
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Umbrella for a Squirrel

aged of their large cabbage the last
two weeks.
When the squirrels found a leaf
large enough to cover their body they
would bite small hole in it, put their
tail through and travel to and fro, pro-
tected in their cabbage-leaf craven
cites. Squirrels don't like to get wet,
but it rained so long they were forced
to use their wits to keep dry. with
the above successful results.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Failed to Scare Tim.

plan was formed to scare a Ger,
tain Tim Casey, living in village
near Belfast. on his returning from
market by night past the churchyard.
AS he went by. the usual turnip. white
sheet, and lanthorn of the convention
hl ghost we're submitted to his gaze.
with the customary weird howls. Tim.
bowever, simply looked fixedly at the
fpparition for moment and re-
marked: "Arrah, now, and is it gen.
eral resurrection, or are ye just taking
p walk by yerself?"
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Don't Like to Get Wet and Continuous
Rains Force Little Animals to
Make Use of Wits.

Tarrytown, N. Automobiles
who drove down the Gorybrooke road
reported that as they passed William
Rockefeller's place they saw two gray
squirrels crossing the road with UNI
brellas over, their heads to protect
them from the rain.
The story was laughed at when first
told. but Irving Revere drove into
town, bringing along a dead gray
squirrel. Revere said the squirrel
had been hit by car and near by was
a cabbage leaf. He said it explained
why SO many gardens had been raw
The citizen., 1911-10-06
SKY ROCKETS IN A ROMANCE
Man Writes Note on Piece of Fire
works, Girl Finds II and Wedding
Is Natural Result.

st. Louisa skyrocket romance
that originated In St Louis little
more than year ago led to the mar
riage in Ashland. Ore. of George
Mold. Jr.. of Alton and Miss Sophia
Bindell Mold. while working In
fireworks factory in ST. Louis. filled
an order consigned to George Bindell
OF Artesian. N. NJ. formerly Of Alton.
The citizen., 1911-10-06

On rocket he wrote: The girl who
finds this will be the girl who will
marry me-George Mold. st. Louis"
Miss Bindell unpacked the fireworks.
found the rockets, answered the note
and the wedding followed.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Take Pictures From Balloons.

Paris.-The rooms of the French
Aero club at Paris tell of what has
been done in the way Of photograph
ing from balloons, hundred or more
curious pictures of Paris taken from
great heights adorning the walls. A
new room will soon be given over to
photographs taken from aeroplanes.
The citizen., 1911-10-06

James w. Clay, 666
w. Fayette ST., Balti-
more, Nd, says: Il
suffered almost con-
stantly from pains in
my back and head
and was laid up for
4 week at a time.
| could scarcely walk
and experienced add
ed annoyance from ir-
regular passages of
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Mot a Rit.

I'm getting married Mr.. Sothern
and Miss Marlowe showed very little
consideration for the public"
why SOP
There's no fun in watching man
and his wife play Romeo and Juliet"
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Hunaary's Maize Crop.

Budapest.-Hungary's maize crop
for 1911, according to the estimate of
county Adalbert Serenyi, Hungarian
minister of agriculture. will be 80 per
cent below that of 1910.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Its Location.

Little Brother-Where's my fishin'
pole gone to?
Bigger Brother-Sister's usin' it for
a tpin!-Puck.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
pecoys Catch Washers.

Pittsbug, Pa.-"Hotel pests" the
term by which police call habitual
mashers. are SO active here that
smartly dressed girl decoys are being
employed by the authorities to capture
them.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Easv Deduction.

Watson-Who is giving the party
in the neighborhood?
Sherlock-Very simple, Watson.
Who but the family that is dead
broke and owing everybody?
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Nlpped in the Bud.

Until now have never had to ask
for a small loan"
And until now have never been
obliged to refuse you"
The citizen., 1911-10-06

Infammatory Rheumatism may make
you a cripple for life. Don't wait for
inflammation to set in. When the first
slight pains appear, drive the poison out
with Hamlins Wizard Oil.
The citizen., 1911-10-06

It's human nature. but bad medi-
cine. to buck about the walk up hill
after we've enjoyed good long slide
down!
The citizen., 1911-10-06

The fact that beauty is only skin
deep should influence woman to be
shallow.
The citizen., 1911-10-06

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re
ieves the aching and feverishness-cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions It's
liquid-effects Immediately. l0c., 25c., and Soc
AT drug stores
The citizen., 1911-10-06

When we get down we wonder how
it happened, but when we win we ac-
cept it as perfectly naturall
The citizen., 1911-10-06
HAVE YOU SUSPECTED YOUR
KIDNEYS?

Thousands suffer from backache,
headache, dizziness, and weariness
without suspecting their kidneys.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Determined.

Gillet-What did you pay that
world famous specialist $50 for if you
felt perfectly well?
Perry-I wanted to- know how he
pronounced appendicitis.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the. Old Standard GROVES T--STELEss
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle
showing II Is simply Qulnine and Iron in tastelcss
form, and tho most effectual form. For grown
people and children. 30 cents.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
Cement Talk No. 8

L Hc appearance
of any place can be
greatly improved by
using concrete wherever
possible. If you have a
nice home, whether in
the city or in the country,
you can add greatly to its
attractiveness by building
not only the sidewalks, but
the steps, curbs, fence-posts,
cisterns, foundations, drive
ways, cellars and SO on, of
concrete. Build of concrete and
use UNIVERSAL Portland Ce-
ment. Concrete is cheap, easy
to use, clean, fire, rat and rot proof.
Concrete is the simplest building mater
ial and the most durable. You need only
UNIVERSAL cement, sand, gravel or crushed
stone. But remember to use UNlVERSAL-it
is the best remenf. 1t is always of uniform col
or and great strength. Ask your dealer for it.
UNIVERSAL PORTLAND CEMENT co.
FRIcK BUILDING. PTTTSBURG
ANNUAL OUTPUT 100000 BARRELS
The citizen., 1911-10-06

Some neighbors don't like it unless
you talk about them.
The citizen., 1911-10-06
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

a sss @ % sps s & x :s T sn
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
NOT MUCH GRAVEL
IN NATIONAL ROAD
This Discovery Made by Con-
tractor CrOnin-IS Most
" a Dirt Road.

The National road which in This
county was improved more than three
quarters of a century ago, has been
kept in remarkably good repair, de
spite equally wonderful conditions. In
ploWing up the road between West
Fifth street and the Center Wayne
township line. contractor Frank Cron-
in found the highway was surfaced
with about a three or four inch layer
of gravel. He expected TO find the
road bed was entirely gravel. but in
stead found it TO be mostly dirt
The two hills. one at Earlham col
lege and the other at the western eX-
tremity of the Improvement will be
cut down three feet below their pres
ent grade. Altogether 10000 yards OF
dirt will be removed. The valleys at
the foot of these two hills will be filled
with 1900 yards of the dirt which is
removed. The other 1000 yards has
been sold 10 J. p. Dougan, who is hll-
ing "A large commons on West Fifth
and the National road
Weather conditions have been so
made by the force of thirty-hve men
employed by the contractor on the i'm
provement. Unless the interurban
company gets busy soon, he expects to
be delayed by that corporation. The
interurban tracks are to be moved to
the middle of the highway within the
city, and from ten to twelve feet south
of their present location from the cor
poration line to the Wayne-Center
boundary line. The highway now is
practically impossible and will remain
so until late in the summer, when the
largest part of the improvement will
have been finished.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
He EMULATES ADAM
New York Broker Must An
swer for His Act.
american News scrvlce)

New York. April "a prominent
New York broker, whose name how
ever appears on the docket as James
smith" will appear in court today to
answer To Il charge OF violation Of that
section Of the penal code which prohib-
it's tn" public emulation Of Adam in
the matter of clothes.
Smith" lives in fashionable apart
ment house of the West Side and is
said To be a disciple OF the fresh air
cult. Il is asserted by women residing
in apartments opposit" that he was in
the habit of having all his windows
wide open at all times and that he fire.
quently appeared before them-the
windOws-in Adam-likC poses. Com
plants were made and detectives were
sent to a window opposite the Smith
domicilc To- await developments. In.
posts the officers allegc they saw
enough to warrant the issuing of a
warrant. smith" was arrested and re
leased on $500 bond pending trial to
day. 1t is understood that he will ad
NIT to frequently taking an air bath
for the sake of his health. but will in
der no confpulsion to 'rubberneck.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
Additional City Statistics.
Deaths and Funerals.

BURSON-David S Burson died at
his home in Spring Grove this after
noon after few weeks illness of
brinchitis Funeral arrangements
will be announced later,
HOLLARN-Micha lIOllarn. aged
s., a we'll known resident OF this city,
died this morning at his home, 4oS \.
Third street, following short illness
Death WAS due to heart trouble. Sur
viving relatives are Ed Hollarn, Sill
perintendent of parks. and Thomas
Hollarn, of this city, sons, and Mrs.
Charles Muller. Of indianapolis, a
daughter, and Miss Pearl Hollarn, OF
this city. granddaughter. Funeral
services will be held at the st. Mary S
Catholic church Thursday morning at
9 o'clock. Burial will be in Earlham
cemetery. Friends may call at any
time. Nm
Mr.. Hollarn had been prominent
stone-mason in Richmond for many
years and had a host of friends among
whom he was highly esteemed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
WHAT CLEAN RlOSO MEANS

They used to accuse Or. A. r. Simp-
son, one OF the famous physicians OF
Indiana, Of having n cure-all because
his great reputation was established
largely on one prescription. the most
effective Alternative or blood-purifior
known.
NO" he would remark, lit will not
cure consumption, nor typhoid, nor
any one of hundred common dis
eases. 1t simply purifles the blood.
but it does that very thoroughly"
What are the symptoms of poisoned,
impure blood? They range all the way
from the dreadful syphilis to a muddy
complexion. They include inflamma-
tory rheumatism. catarrh, scrofula, &c
zcma, crysipelas, pimples. boils. run
ming sores, crysipelas. pimples,
boils, and number Of stint
lar Affections. All these yielded
readily to DR.. Simpsons treatment.
And during the forty years this prep
aration has been on the market as DIR.
A. B. Simpsons Vegetable Compound
it has never failed in a single case.
The very worst cases of syphilis have
been cured as we'll as all the other
blood diseases named above-and the
same compound has always given
clear, clean compilations to those, 9th
erwise in good health.
1t is sold at $100 bottle at all drug
stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
NOT TO CALL the
GRAND JURY SOON
Only One Important Matter
Now Ready for Its Con-
sideratiOn.

Owing to the press of civil and Grim
inal business in the Wayne circu,
court it is likely that The April term
grand jury will not bc called into SEES
sion by Judge Fox. There is hut one
important matter for the grand jury :
consideration. and that relates to the
county providing quarters for its in
sane. who. under present conditions,
must wait several months in the c0un-
" Jail before being admitted 10 the
state institution at Easthaven.
Judge Fox attended the session of
the county commissioners on Monday
He said he hoped that the county
council would amend its recent de-
cisiOn and make provisions for a cOun-
" insane hspitai. If the council does
not, the members likely Will be asked
to testify to the September term grand
jury the exact reasons why they dc
not approve of a county insane ward
The grand jury will inspect the pre-
sent arrangement of caring for insane
at the county jail. Its report can be
foretold. 1t will be utter coudemna
ton of the Jail as the cust0dial place
for insane.
The jurors include Edwin IL. Hunt
Abingdon township; Lewis NJ, Starr
Boston township: John NJ. Jackson
Center township; w. c. Reiser. Jack
son township; Frank /. Reed and Chas.
3. Beck, both of Wayne township.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
REPUBLICANS ARE
TO HOLD CAUCUS
Indications Are That 1t Will
BE as Harmonious as
the Democrats.
tAmoriean News Service,

Washington, april Republicans
OF the house will hold IA caucus in
the hall OF the house OF representa-
lives at S O'Clock tonight. Indications
are the caucus will be even more har-
monious than the Democratic love
feast. The leaders OF the TWO Repub-
lican factions are anxious TO close up
their differences.
Insurgents met In conference today
10 decide upon their plans for regu.
lar party caucus. All regulars will be
in attendance tonight and IL is appar-
ent most of the insurgents win be pre-
sent Representative Mann of Hi
nois Will be chosen as Republican
minority leader. Uncle Joe Cannon
having gracefully retired from the
race.
OF all the regulars. Mann is the one
most acceptable 10 the insurgents. al
though he has been Cannon leader
Tor. years
Upon the selection of minority
leader. Republicans will turn 10 the
consideration Of the question that
may stir mp trouble. II is that mat.
ter of committee assignments. Regu.
lars always opposed the committee on
committees plan and 1t does not look
any better to them since its adoption
by the Democrats. For that reason
they are disposed to intrust to the mi.
nority leader the duty Of making a
recognition Of the committee on com
mites principal.
At n conference of Democratic house
leaders today it was decided to investi.
gate the department of Justice for al
legged non-actitity in trust prosecutions
particularly against the steel trust
The post office department contro
yersy over second class matter, will
also be probed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
He WOULD VETO It
Taft Ready for a Democratic
Tariff Move.
American News Sor>lcrl

Washington. April 3-Prominent Re
publicans who are close TO President
Taft declare that should the Democrats
succeed in getting any tariff revision
bills through both the House and Sen,
ate. the President will certainly veto
them. Despite this threat, the Demo
Gratis at their conferences today reiter-
ated their determination to revise Ger
tain schedules of the tariff act during
row. Such measures will go through
the House with a rush and the Demo
Gratis believe that a sufficient number
of insurgents" in the Senate will
vote in favor of revision to pass the
bills in that body. The matter will
then be up to the President and his
veto. the Democratic leaders believe,
thunder next year.
In his message to the new Congress
the President will, Of course. lay great
est stress on the Canadian reciprocity
measure. \ permanent tariff commits.
sion will doubtless be recommended
by the President. who believes that
there should be no tariff tinkering un-
til the temporary tariff board has com
pleted its report. The President will
urge that these measures be cOnsid-
cred with non-partiSan attitude, and
he does not look for a division along
party lines on the reciprocity or tariff
board questions.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
SEEKING A PARDON
FOR BANKER WALSH
(American News Service>

Washington. April 3.--Heprescnta-
tive Mckinley. of Illinois. OF the Re
publican congressional committee, to-
day conferred with President Taft in
an effort TO obtain pardon for john
Il. Walsh. the convicted Chicago bank,
We're being made to secure Walsh :
pardon by newspapers. financial instt-
tutions and even banks that Walsh
wrecked i'll Chicago. The understand
ing at the White House. however, is
the President will not pardon Walsh or
Banker Morse,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
FEMME
h Is to the italians Somewhat as Col
cry is to Us.

cry is to Us.
"'Tisnt often that an Italian table
d'hote furnishes anything that takes
me back TO my grandmother's time, y
said New York man. but that was
my experience last night. The first
nibble of something I'd supposed was
celery sent my mind wandering back
fifty years to an old New England vii
laGe.
"'Fennel? asked the Italian waiter,
He nodded and smiled and gave me
the Italian form OF the word. which
carefully wrote down on scrap of
paper. 'Fennocchi.' l suppose it showed
my ignorance, but never before cd
know that fennel IS to the Italians
what celery is to us. Evidently the
large bases OF the leafstalks are
beached in similar fashion. and from
the way it was served l could see il
was intended to be dipped in salt. as
we eat celery. My obIiging waiter told
me that it was delicious as Il salad
and when boiled and served with
cream sauce it made Il popular Italian
dish.
But after all what did those Gull
nary details matter? What really
counted was that strange. penetrating
flavor which took me back to my child
hood. AS thoughtfully nibbled my
fennel stalks the last fifty year,
seemed blank | was n child again
picking big clusters Of yellow. aromati,
fennel seeds in my grandmather's gar
den."-New York Sun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
PETIT JURORS FOR
APRIL COURT TERN

The petit jurors for the April term
OF court will include, unless excused
by Judge Fox on account of illness,
Eden s. Martindale cf Clay township,
Rufus G. Newman OF Franklin to@ u
ship. Addison Chenoweth Of Green
township: w. Il. Gudeweil OF Harri-
sen township. Robert l., Steele Of
jackson township; Frank Bowman OF
Jefferson township: Charles l., CLIFFORD
OF New Garden township; William l..
Swain OF Perry township; John +,
BullerCiick and James l. BrEen o.
Wayne township and Omtr kcrlin Of
Washington township.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-04-03
A Little Temperance Traaed>.

Don't drink any more John. You've
got too much already"
NO. l haven't"
Yes. you have and you'll be drunk
again"
"Aw. what do you want to worry
about that for: It's me that has the
headache next morning.
Il know. John. but it's me that has
the heartache all the time."-New York
Times.