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VAUDEVILLE ATTRACTIONS.

At Hammerstein's will b "A Ro-
nance OF the Underworld" Elisabeth
Brlce and Charles King. Stuart Barnes.
Byron and Langdon In The Dude De-
tective,' Ashley and Lee In Chinatown"
BERTHE Fowler. Swor and Mack and
others.
Edmund Breese in a one-act play OF
newspaper life called Copy" makes his
vaudeville debut at the Colonial. Annie
Purcell. an English singer. appears for
the FIRST time In this country. and other
vioiinist; Howard n Howard. and
yeweii's Manikins.
Pauline. the hyppotlst. heads the bill
at the Alhambra. Rube Marquard,
pitcher OF the Giants. will appear in Q
baseball sketch. while Others on the
programme will be Jane Courthope In
Lucky jim Raymond and Caverly, the
Temple Quartet and the Kitamura Japs.
Eva Tanguay comes to the Bronx The
atrc. together with Laddie Clin. THE
Hold up" Edmund Hayes in THE Piano
Mover" Grace Emmett In Mrs. Muir
phys Second Husband" Leon Royce.
Reed Brothers and the Haverlocks.
At the Fifth Avenue Theatre . bill
made up entirely of new acts will In
clude Ideal a m swimmer and
diver; Nine. Adelaide Norwood. soprano;
Haydn, Borden n Haydn In 0 dancing
n singing sketch: Lulu Mcconnell and
Grant Simpson In THE Right Glrl' and
John f.. Henshaw in "a Stranger In "A
Strange Land"
The bill at the American Music Hall
will include Cooper and Ricardo. "a
Horse on Fathsr," Fitzgerald and
O'Deil. Beavere. Reed and 81. John.
Glen Ellison. Winkier's Military Dan
GERS and Fred and Bess Lucier.
The evening world., 1911-12-16
FIREBUG BLAZE KILLS GIRL,

Nellie SheNdan. seven a old. died
to-day at Harlem Hospital from burn.
received Dec. .. when the f~ve-story
tenement at No. :iis Eighth avenue
was set hre to. Early that morning
a frebug kindled a blaze In the cellar
OF the tenement. II swept up the stair.
way and cut on the tenants Of the four
upper noors.
policemen and cltizsns rescued the
jewellers OF the upper floors after many
d!hickt feAts. Among them wsre .John
Sheridan. his wife. Mary. and their four
children. Marie. John. Nellie and Kan
leen. The children were separated from
their parents during the fire and ran
back 10 their rooms. where the police
men found them. All wero badly
burned and all were taken to the liar.
lem Hospital.
The evening world., 1911-12-16

OBlnpanyl

eyNQrAis or PRECEDING CHArTERA
Ned Fev.ncn e Q .eowtpy whose deadly nASss,
,ss have Yca bin ~ Title q "rvo:dun Me-"
hsi Y hirtd b. S>eAcd. MANAGE q The ~ 9,sfsss
SsSd.. lYrC,sos. -. 70 x. snch esssSS.safiEy
& K Slsss .r%!:sSs: :nSs a. A.; s!Al ~
:ssrs. =: ,uS: ess s3'r ::so Y e. ' fsmS.ss!:
prssnbs q the TWO Dts9sal .LSyiAtt publicly
l |s;Sss i. 1900 Coss;; ~ siss.' xHNsss 'sSss. sss.
tadt ~s. estv3s2 thsA ySS(n.sY 2 - v ~
I Risss l'i 4: ~. h NM sss R:4sss::ss.a ~ de a. 81,
:sain x .nsS q = ss,slrS ~ 1870 ."s:.o 70 disoss%
strsy cali b>sids n HWShau6 mothe. Neaf9g
SSsss pouch SsaFnS ISvtttI's .%initis,
has yAnishNd.
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FUNNY ACTRESS!
LOSES GEMS AND
KEEPS QUIET
"Passer-By" Passes by Royce
Apartments and 5000 IN
Jewels Pass Out.

An oher OF 1900 reward. accompanied
~ q list OF missing jswairy Ia -
value OF $500. read In the police ~.
ions throughout the city. so-aav.
showed that for the last twelve dayA
~heaAquarters' detectives and men freo
. private agency have been unable %
md q trace Of twenty valuable sin01
brooches stolen from the apartment
OF M. am Mrs. Julian Royce, MOoG1
Belleclaire. on Dec. "a.
Tn Royces are appearing IN prime.
pa oharaeer roles In 'Passsrs ny" ct
the Criterion Theatre and have lived
at the Be!lsolair several months. Whoa
they discovered a trunk prisd open ASH
the jswelry inissins. q detective assaet
was engaged. but &C. trary to the eus-.
tom Of actresses whose jewelry o.
stolen, no newspapsrs were netins1.
Every servant connected viii the
hotel who had access to the RoycgA
apartment has been Swallowed. but VIII,
no result. The police are stfI sure tie
JOB 10 an inside" one. because o. ~
knowledge displayed by the thief in |,
Hclns e.Actiy to the riGht place fss .
We leave for the theatre every,
night At 7.so." raid NJ. Royce In g.
planning the robbery to-day. ON the
night or Dec. = II wal nov and bluoss
tery' SO we returned shortly altar II
o'clock. A heavy English nbre trvnk
belonging u my wife had been foeooai
open and the jewel tray, which lay ON,
the top. rinsd. Under this tray vaa
. valuable set Of rhine and othefs
clothing OF value. These things we're
not touched. silver trtnkets on the
bureaus were not disturbsd. The
thieves took only the choice thiA0s.
w naturally suspect the servaRta
but % far. nothing has been found q
warrant arrests. The door to Ger
apartment Was not forced. proving
pass key must nav hssn used. ThrUA
hundred dollars In money. which vas n
my wtfe's trunk also y taken. Dok
here's the funny part. They overlooke1.
q hat box OF mine. lying In The cioeOG.
II they had struck that. they VEGA
have had a jolly hne haul. I had nearly
1900 in cash an several riaOs 10 49,
box. I was going TO send money homs
20 England the next day.
One piece OF the stolen 3ewelry ohoaj1
bo easily recognized. II y . ~,
smelling bottle. studded with tuFQue6ooo
from . French chateau. where I got =
ct . sale. I nave never seen 90 M
II. All the stolen stuf 10 DASiisA 80
should be easily dstsc'ed. because -
the different settings. fsae. AoWevoex
everything 10 a. good ~ lost. Some %
the things = b replaced bot sthogo
are Old family heiriooms."
Pawnbrokers. auction sales Ana jOvs
elry stores have been notified TO ~
on the lookout for the articles q.
sortbed In the printed. list.
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IssEN AND oNE-NIGHT STANDS
NEARLY FINISH HER.

Until now. except for Countess CO.
quette' and those obscure years In Rus
sia when ] played q little of everything.
my work has o along serious lines
And always ! WAS obliged to fall back
upon Ibsen, You hear a lot about CIV
Ing all OF yourself in acting a trying
role. FaIry tales. At the same time
an Ibsen play Is never an easy matter.
The lines don't carry you along. An
Ibsen play Is always a night. To
land IT, the actor has a hard struggle
on his hands. This Is especially true
% the read. Ibssn and the one-niyht
stands almost finished me. This ex-
perience ended In nervous prostration.
I was wearing out md Just about ready
to quit. On the ROAD audiences seemed
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difference between tmpsrtinsnos ~
frankness. FsrGuson ssens = sDooe
frankly. but with q subtle shsdA ]
think this 10 . very agreeable trait ~
. hero IN q novel"
There followed more t~ntsrsskiag
scraos ~oopcsrnins Lsvtatt. which Wou1o
have caused the range boss many ~
moments. And there were intsrostlng
bits Of description-totted down Wh1a
she became Impressed with . pastisu.
larry Old view Of the eountyy. ~
there were no moro references 10 ~.
Suson. He-beinr the hero oe ~
novel-must be studied thoroughly.
(To BE Continuea.)
The evening world., 1911-12-16

OspSiAl u Tfs EVssfns WahdD
TARRYToWN. N. r., bsc N-M. n.
Raymond ssventy-Nx years old. who
had been a newspaper editor for nifty
years. died early to-day OF pneumonia,
after a short illness. His wife died a
week q Wednesday and Mr.. Raymond
was - III he oovld not attend the
born In sherburns. Chsrango County.
and for fifteen years was an sditor
there. lie csms 10 Tarrytown thirty.
ssvSp years ESQ. and bought the Tsry.
tovS Argus. lie cold the paper two
The evening world., 1911-12-16

THE WAITER 70 always somewhere else He cond@cendingy
delivers your order and then disappears until the coffee and tip
period has arrived. In the interval he's not In evidence.
This common experience fell to the lot Of a party Of four at q pre-.
tentious Long Acre hostery. Some essential OF service had been omitted.
The waiter had vanished. Five, ten minutes passed and the waiter va
still in the way ohng. An inspiration came to the host OF the party.
Summoning a boy. he had walter 2S" PACED through the dining room.
The waiter was found. but not till several hundred diners had enjoyed
q laugh.
The evening world., 1911-12-16
WORKERS THREATEN
TO SHUT OFF GAS
!. ALLovERT THE CITY
Leaders of the Union Declare
There Are $4,000 Men in
Their Organization.
COMPANY RIDICULEs IT.
Trouble at Meeting Last Night
Blamed on Thugs"
Hired by Trust.
COMPANY RIDlCULES 1T.

Howard r. Heating, special organiser
Of the American Federation OF Labor.
In q statement at the Federation Of
dcss at No. 2ss Fourth avenue. to-day.
declared the riot which occurred at
the Labor Temple last night. when the
0as workers' Union tried to hold q
meeting. was inst!Katsd and started by
thugs and private detectives son. by
The Consolidated Gas Company.
Robert r. Livingston, representing
the gas company. who 10 the only Of
hcsr connected with that corporation
who will issue any statement, ridicules
KeatinE's statement as silly n UNI
true. In behalf Of the company Mr..
Livingston declared tina there were
not twenty men in the employ Of tho
Consolidated Gas Company who were
members Of the tas Workers Union.
Livingston says there can be no
strike of their employees because
there Is no grievance.
George y. Cortelyou. the President Of
the Consolidated Gas Company. Is re-
ported at his h,me In Rlverdale.
Heating Aid ne believed Mr.. cortelyou
was merely evad!ng the issue.
THREATEN TO CALL WoRkeRe
OOV On oVNINe.
Cal Wyatt. this New York representa-
tive the American Federation Of
Labor. sent a letter to Mr.. Corteiyou
yesterday. I. was received last night
ey tho Presidents secretary. In that
istter Ar. wyatt statd n the union
asked that the Quss-
stons d 'unmitted 10 aroitration. IL
.nAs .o''ef-Nhien IL the ECO a sent
W s." IGNORED, keauns
ciss.A.
Ths union man sav th.v h.v. 4, On
nan In thelr or~ranisstiou. 10 thew cav
Z strike the res suppiy will be cut OF
ali over the caty.
Mr.. Lv1n6vton said II was not ~ "a
The TO makv ANY move. Ths
man in their employ. he saad. bad NOT
at any time madn a complaint. II they
did, he had no doubt that Mr.. Corteiyou
would listen to them and do all in his
e to remedy any evil that the men
thought existed.
The trouble at the secret meeting Of
employees of tho gas company in the
Labor Temple last night was brought
about by q cry of company thugs" lust
- a vote was about to DO taken on the
proposal to give President Cortsiyou
until Tuesday to reply to the demands
for a conference.
The glass In the doors vas smashed
d, .,,ns ~ thu wirdow. w.r. .h.t.
800 hoo5, uor. ,,,d ons, ,u,n,A.,.
's'eu' "'N1' VIZ - open' ,1'"
was broken anu III the "iAup tne chss'
ter OF tho union' Local NO. lAA*. WAS
stolen.
Ei6ATlN0 Lasted UNTIL PO-
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Bank Reserve xI5,s7i $50.

The statement OF Clearing House
banks for the week shows that the
banks hold SIS, Al $50 reserve In excess
Of legal requirements. This Is ar In
crease OF SO, 7ss. 40 In the proportionate
cash ressrvsL as compared with last
week.
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ACTIVE SECURITIES.

one, u, 5Se .li.ss. Rs.Sis' A sS'Gc Ss'en -,
ieaSh vIlw 81, boo hsfss; Copps. 1900
shAra. end smctins. 5.sO mares. " ~
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to regard me with much the same Gu
rfoslty they might take In the Wild
Man Of Bornso. Because I happened to
b a foreign actress with Madame be-
fore my strange name they thought l
u be an old woma and were sur
prised to find I wasn't had given
NJ hope of getting back to New York;
there seemed no prospect Of my ever
getting a play. ] e plays day ana
night"
Her eyes travelled to the manuscripts
on the table and grew weary at the
sight.
II did not realize what I was doing
when I cignc ny st contract mere.
she recalled. II merely thought. Oh,
we'll, II I don't succeed OF the American
stage I'll 20 back ONE But I wouldn't
90 back now. In the beginning. when
fortune seemed to favor me. ! cav only
success ahead. but now I feel response
bility. Perhaps I shall 30 abroad next
summer. / .*ould like to see Duse
again. But there is little to encourage
actor from my W country the other
day, and ne told me there were no plays
In Russia"
KEEPS UP STUDIES AND FIGHTS
ACCENT.
She paused TO listen to the voices OF
two actors who were passing her door.
There are several English actors IN
the company" she remarked, land so !
hear pretty good English. This inter-
ests me very much because OF my ac-
cent. Whenever / e good English
nv ears are like this" She put her
hands behind them and laughed.
I'm afraid" she went On. 1T will
take me a long time TO rid myself OF
| my accent. 1t prevents my playing GER
tain parts. I'd like In ten years to quit
the stage and study and work with
young people OF talent. II would be In
teresting to take a young woman. fof
example. and make her rive what ]
feel but cannot properly express myself.
I love to interpret mems roles. because
they usually mean 80 much more II
those given to m The woman Is
used to portray love. suffer!ng-in
short, TO Bring out the emotional side
OF q play-but 1t is always the man who
represents the real idea back OF II all.
Al any rate. this was true until dear
old Henrik 1bsen came to the rescue,
And even row plays are written 10.
women simply because they are a greater
attraction In the theatre than men
That's why there are 80 many women
stars. In the Artistic Theatre OF Mos
COW. started twelve years & by anna
tours. there are no stars. yet this Is the
leading theatre OF the country. When
] finished at the dramatic school ] went
there for a year as a super. | nearly
starved, IA the experience was more
than worth the hardship. The actors
there divide the earnings of the theatre,
Here a star not only gets a liked salary,
but a portion Of the profits. There are
three stars. at least. In this country who
get as high as 10 per cent. So you see
the financial side Of the star system IL
worth a little consideration. Vanity may
lead an actor 10 become "A star. But Il
It all begins In vanity 1t ends In money
And Nine. N1zlmova shook hands
upon It In her Own peculiar straight
from-the-e!bow fashion.
The evening world., 1911-12-16

DR.. Ludwig Wullner. the famous Ger
man interpreter Of SONGS. on his way
from The West 10 Europe will linEsr In
New York long enough to nvs Q fare
well recital at Carnegie Hall on Tues
day afternoon.
The evening world., 1911-12-16
MUSIC NOTES..

The New York Mozart Society, with
a chorus Of is voices, Alma 0luck as
soloist and an orchestra from the Phil
harmonic Sociey. under the direction OF
Arthur Clsassen. will give a concert At
the Hotel Aston next Wednesday eve
ming.
The evening world., 1911-12-16

FEW months before her nrs'
meeting with FeronseN, Mary
Radford had come West with
the avoWed purpose ee "ab.
sorbing enough local colof
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Hawthorne and DueIino,

It has been thought by most Of Haw-
thornes biographers that his theory of
the fatality of acts was founded large
ly upon tragic experience of his own
life. In the belief that a young lady
whom he we'll knew had been insulted
he challenged the supposed offender to
duel, but was prevented from carry
ing out his purpose by his friends,
Pierce and Cilley, who showed him
that the supposed insult was entirely
mythical. A few years later Cilley
was himself challenged by political
enemy, and the fact that Hawthorne
had been willing to fight a duel is
said to have persuaded him not to de-
cline, and his opponent killed him.
From Erskine's Leading American
Novelists."
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

The grasshoppers were seen hopping
around with their furcoats on Tuesday.
Mrs. Clint DeCamp and son Bern.
ard were welcome callers at the j.
J. Fitzgerald home Saturday.
Mrs. Nora Ness and son Thelmel
and nephew Norman and Mrs. Gaardel
are visiting at the home Of the form
er's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H. J.
Wentzell.
Mrs. E. J. Smith called on Mrs.
Chris Cudrio Friday afternoon.
Mr.. J. J. Fitzgerald was a Morris
caller Wednesday,.
Olga B. Boe visited at the E. J.
Smith home Wednesday.
Mrs. Chris Cudrio was on the sick
list last week.
DR.. E. T. Fitzgerald. of Boone,
Iowa, who has been visiting with his
brother. J. J. Fitzgerald, for few
days returned to this home Sunday.
Anna S. Eystad and Joyce I. Smith
were business callers at the Simon
Wickstrom home Friday.
Ida and Ole Boe visited at Steen' s
on Wednesday afternoon.
Earl Brabender was a Morris bosi-
ness caller Wednesday.
Mrs. Will Peterson and Mrs. Ole
Gulbrandson, of Alberta, visited at
Chris Cudrio's Friday.
Adolph Reimers was an Alberta
business caller Wednesday.
Simon Wickstrom, daughter Ella
and son Ralph left Saturday for
Olivia, Mimi. where they will spend
few days visiting with friends
and relatives.
The Alberta ball team played the
Synnes Cubs at Schlattmann' We'd
nesdav. AS only Adolph Reimers,
Alfred Boe, Ralph Smith and Albert
Graber of the Synnes team were
there Synnes had to pick up a team.
The scores were to in favor of
Alberta. We all wonder where the
Synnes catcher was that day.
The Synnes Cubs played the Chokio
Leaguers at the formers diamond
Sunday. Everything went we'll until
the 7th inning when it began to rain
which stopped the game with the scores
Il to II in favor of Chokio.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
CHOKIO

The nuptials of Miss Margaret Bar
ry and Mr.. Richard Brown were SOL
emnized at o'clock Tuesday at ST.
Mary's church. Rev. F. Heingarten
officiating. The bride was attended
by her sister Miss Catherine Barry
while the bridegroom was attended
by his brother, Mr.. John Brown.
DR.. and Mrs. Burt, of Rollette,
N. D., are spending the week with
friends and relatives in town.
Miss Gena Flotten. who has been
employed as saleslady in Mrs. Canty S
millinery store, left Monday for Nor
ris.
Mrs. Heraly and children return
ed to Morris Saturday after visiting
relatives for several days.
Miss Mabelle Hubert went to Nor
ris Tuesday to have some dental work
done.
Miss Winefred Cooper was pas
senger to Morris Thursday.
Madge McAllen is visiting friends
in Graceville this week.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Short Course Prizes for Stevens
County.

The scholarships mentioned as
prizes in the Industrial contests, are
the first premiums in the educational
department of the Stevens county
fair. The Morris Improvement union
has guaranteed the amount necessary
to furnish these scholarships. and in
order that all may have an opportun-
ity to assist, it has been decided to
raise the amount by popular subscrip-
tion, each donor to be limited to the
sum of one dollar. About one hun
dred dollars will be needed for this
purpose. AS it is a matter in which
the farmers of the county are especi-
ally interested, this plan is followed
in order to give all farmers who wish
to do So a opportunity to assist in
arousing the interest of the young
people to excel in matters pertaining
to farm life, by donating share of
the fund needed. Contributions will be
received until the first of June, and
may be either handed to or mailed to
Paul L. Spooner. Chas. A. Lee, or J.
c. Morrison, the committee, and all
donations will be acknowledged thru
the columns of the newspapers.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Grand Advice.

A shoemaker came to the minister
asking his advice because that sweep,
his landlord, had given him notice to
quit and he would have nowhere to
lay his head. The minister could
only advise him to lay his case before
the Lord. A week later the minister
returned and found the shoemaker
vice ye gied me, minister" said the
man. Il laid my case before the Lord,
as ye tell't me, an moo the sweeps
deid." - Geikie's Scotch Reminis-
cences."
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
DANGER In DELAY.
Kidney Diseases Are Too Dan
gerous for Morris People to :
Neglect.

The great danger of kidney troubles
is that they get a firm hold before the
sufferer recognizes them. Health is
gradually undermined. Backache.
headache, nervousness, lameness.
soreness, lumbago, urinay, troubles,
dropsy, diabetes and Bright's disease
follow in merciless succession. Don't
neglect your kidneys. Cure tie kid
neys with the certain and safe remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills, which has cured
people right here in Morris.
Mrs. William Kopitzke, Atlantic
Ave-, Morris, Minn., says: "A mem
Der of my family was greatly annoy
ed by weakness of the kidneys and
she grew thin and puny. This person
lost her appetite and was always tired
and languid. The use of the first box
OF Doan's Kidney Pills made mark
ed Improvement and the contents of
Two more boxes effected a complete
cure. Today this person is sound
and WE'LL" Al
For sale by all dealers. Price s0
CENTS Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New YORK. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan.s-and
take no other.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
WEST DRRNEh

Carl Edmunds is working for the
Evans Bros.
John Beimel marketed stock at
Morris Friday.
George Ross called at Mapledale on
business Friday.
Ed. Wagner purchased a new surry
last week.
George Ross went to Alberta Sun
day to partake in the Horton Alber ia
ball game.
Mrs. Myron Latin and Mrs. Lydia
jewell visited at Newell's one day
last week.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Olson a
boy last Saturday.
Mrs. William Bird of Grand Forks,
N. D.. is visiting a few days with
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross and family.
William Evans attended the Horton
Alberta ball game Sunday.
The dance at Mapledale Tuesday
night was we'll attended. The music
was furnished by Pat Maloney and
Laura Stenger. Every body present
reported an excellent time.
Haying has already commenced. A
few stacks have been put up so far,
and by the end of the week haying
will be in full blast.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
PEPPERTON

Rev. Irwin johnson, from Kiron,
Iowa, and Rev. Ernst Carlson, from
Rapid City, S. D., are conducting a
series of meetings in school house
Dist. SO as planned. Service Friday
evening at 8 p. m. Sunday, 2 p. m.
and 8 p. m. Everybody is cordially
invited to attend,
The Pepperton German M. E. Sun
day school have decided to celebrate
the 4th of July at VIM. Gausmann' S
grove.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Andert visited
with VIM. Bach's, Mrs. Andert' s
parents.
The town board met at the clerk S
Office on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs Albert Anderson buried
their six months old son Sunday.
They have the sympathy of the COM
munity.
Carl and Mary Andert visited with
G. A. Gausmann's Sunday.
John Bettner called at Hoyer's Sun
day.
Myrtle and Clara Gausmann visited
with Ruby and Esther Schlattmann
Sunday.
Sadie and Pearl Schlattmann left
Friday for Jordan, MINI.
Miss Bertha and Florence Boedecker
visited with Elva Gausmann a few
days last week.
Misses Ida and Sena Andert, Bertha
and Florence Boedecker went straw
berrying Tuesday to section Is. They
were about all gone as strawberry
season is over.
Oscar Bengtson made a flying trip
to Donnelly on Tuesday.
H. G.. Hoyer, of Willmot. S. D..
is spending few days with his child
rem.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30

STATEOF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, (SS.
LUCAS COUNTY.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of FL Cheney
& Co. doing business in the City OF
Toledo, County and state aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of one
hundred dollars for each and every case
of catarrah that cannot be cured by the
use of Hall'sCatarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December
A. D. 1886.
A. w. GLEASON,
(SeaD NOTYRA PUBLIC. -
Halls Catarh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, Send for testi-
monials free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton. II
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Changed His Opinion,

II notice that you have given up the
fight for a cleaner city. You used to
be one Of the leaders in the opposition
to the smoke nuisance"
eyes. I've come to the conclusion
that smoke cannot be abolished. It's
useless to keep harping on the ques-
ton"
"By the way, what business are you
in nowy'
"Oh. I've quit working for salary.
An uncle of mine left me valuable
interest in one of our biggest machine
shops. ps."-Chicago Record Herald.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-30
Maddened the Poet,

"What is the matter with that poor
fellow" asked the man who was see
ing the lunatic asylum. He has an
interesting face"
That's a poet" replied the attend
ant. "Qucer case"
Tell me about him. Is there any
chance of his recovery?'
mo; it's hopeless. 1t seems he had
written a pastoral poem in which the
name of Oberon was used several
times, but the proofreader was an
Irishman, and when the poem appear
ed in print Oberon had been changed
to O'Brien."-Judge.