The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-09-29

nave an acrOplane SmaShup when he
comes to town next Tuesday in "The
Aviator"
year ago the Chicago Tribune
printed full page story, with pic
lures in colors, telling how Henry
Woodruff is the only bachelor left
among the stars of the American
stage. 1t also told how he kept look.
ing over every audience for a pros.
pective bride. Now if that doesn't
fill the house for him next Thursday
night, what could?
We're glad the eQuinoxal doesn't
come more than twice a year.
The days are getting so short that
you have to get up in the morning
and eat supper at night, by lamplight.
First thing you know buck
And Christmas will be here.
Got 'em al bought? DO it early.
LED" HOWE'S PHILOSOPHY.
Copyright 1911 Geo. Matthew Adams)
A woman enjoys kissing so much,
and objects so much to men kissing
her, that | often regret that the pow
erty of human nature is such that a
woman can't kiss herself.
| never knew man who didn't
often do good deeds. You probably
do enough good, but are not careful
enough of your bad habits.
| have noticed that when a man
does poor job of work for me. he
can make a perfect explanation; moth
ing | may say can convince him that
he is in any way to blame.
Some men hate to be husbands as
naturally as some boys hate to go to
school.
Your bad habits are exaggerated;
another reason for having as few as
possible. If you are seen coming out
of a saloon once day, people will
say they saw you coming out a dozen
times.
| sometimes fear, after | have been
in big crowd. that there are a good
many ugly people.
never knew any one who worked
more than he should, but | know thou
sands who do not work enough.
y nation is civilized when it has
a police force and a public sentiment
strong enough to make its own out
laws behave.
Occasionally | meet people who say
sermons are not long enough but |
have yet to hear any one speak well
of the afternoon parties given by
women.
When it is said of a man that he is
in advance of the world, it is usually
the case that he is wasting time advo-
eating doctrines that won't work If
you are abreast of the worlds pro-
gress, you are doing well.
A woman who claims that strange
men try to flirt with her, will sue a
man for breach of promise, if given
half chance.
Every time story is circulated that
a man has whipped his wife, the WON.
en- say, "Oh, I'd like to see man
strike me just once!"
The sweet gets out of so many
things as you get older.
Are you as careful as you should
be about bothering other people? A
great many men willing to work are
greatly annoyed by idlers.
Ever know man so mean you was
not willing he should admire you?
In one of the theatrical Autographs
now in the windows, contrite man is
shown on his knees, taking an oath
By the memory of my sainted moth
er," he says, II will never drink
again" a saloon-keeper looking on,
is so mad that green smoke energies
from his nostrils.
The smaller the town, the more its
leading citizen struts.
| should dislike to be an old maid
at any time, but particularly during
leap year. The marrying jokes dur
ing leap year must be terribly an
noying to an old maid.
Every shiftless man is a liar; he
acquired the habit in giving excuses.
After a man has been employed in
the postoffice three or four years, he
thinks he is the government.
Nowadays ad-reading women rarely
buy thing simply because it's a bar.
gain-even II it's not needed. Nor do
they often pay more than they ought
TO pay for things that are needed-for
they know how" and where" and
when" to buy.
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