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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
RACES LAST WEEK.
Some Very Fast Time Over the
Course. st. Johnsbury Horses
among the Winners.

Ine nrSt me0Clng OF the SL. JOnnS-
bury Driving club on Wednesday last
was an unqualified success. The
weather was good, the track was fast,
the crowd large and everything
passed off we'll. One of the pleas
ATTEST features of the day was the
complimentary dinner in Pythian
Hall, served to the visitors and ST.
Johnsbury men. Owing to the neces-
sity of leaving for the evening trains
there was no after-dinner speaking.
Horses and visitors were presnt
from Barton, Lyndonville, Burke,
Sheffield, East ST. Johnsbury, Woods
vile and Whitefield, N. H.
st. Johnsbury horses were well
represented in the winning list but
they had to go in order to hold the
honors. The exhibition of Corbett,
who is 18 years old, in capturing the
third and fourth heats of his race in
311a each time was a surprise.
Arsaces was able to win in straight.
heats from Roxy Ann and made the
fastest time of the day, 80 II seconds
in the last two heats. Probably the
greatest local interest was felt in
the race between White SoX and
Maggie Bogash which required five
heats to give White Sox the ribbon.
He made the fifth heat in 81 u
seconds and his driver didn't half
yell whoa"
There came near being an accident
when Dr. Brown of Lyndonville,
driving Walter c., was tipped over.
He hung to the horse however and
was soon righted and in the race
again.
The summaries:
Glass A Pace.
Arsaces, Osgood, St.
Johnsbury, L 1 L
Roxey Ann, Harding,
Barton, 2 2 2
Time. 81, 3o1z, 3ok.
Glass B Trot.
Journeyman, Aldrich,
Whitefeld,
Alley Wilkes, Kittredge,
Woodsville, 2 2 2
Time, 80, 80, BIZ.
Glass G Pace.
White Sox, Stanley and
Adams, ST. Johnsbury, 1 2 2 1
Maggie Bogash, Lang,
Barton, 2 2112I
Time. s11k. BIZ. 81A. 81, 81.
Glass ID Trot.
Walter c., Brown, Lyn-
donville,. 10 Ali
Major Worthington,
Lang, Barton. 2 2 2
Time, 81, "a, "a, 35, 35.
Glass e Pace
Frank H., Neagle,
Lyndonville, 1 1 2 2 L
Corbett, Moore, st.
Johnsbury, % 112I
Time, Sc, 35, 327s, 32K, 34A.
Glass F. Pace.
Simina B., Bacon, st.
Johnsbury, IL FL
Prince L., Burdick,
LyndonviIle, 2 2 1 2
Time, 35, 81, 35, IS.
Glass H Pace.
Hamptonland Oakland,
Harding, Barton Il Il
Count Worthy, Bean, St.
Johnsbury, p q
Time, ssK, 3s1s, 37A.
Glass 1 Pace
Cy, Ward, ST. Johns
bury, 1 1 1
Slippery Elm, Hopkins,
Lyndonville, 2 2 q
Time, 81 II, 33, 35.
Glass j Pace
Ebony, Barber, Shelf
field, 2 III
nOu Ody1 les, f1dItSuOEu,
st. Johnsbury, L z2 2
Time, S6A. 36A, s71k, 81.
Glass X Pace.
Billy Boy, Fleming, ST.
Johnsbury, 1 1 1
Billy Mack, Fitch, 2 2 2
Time, 80 II, Al, 80.
Glass o Pace
Phil Corbett, Devenger,
st. Johnsbury, 1 1 4
Hiram Wilkes, A1drich,
Whitefeld, 2 2 2
Time, 81, 81, 361a.
Glass p Pace.
John, Lee, Lyndonyi11e, 1 1 L
Sadie B., 2 2
Time, 81, 34A, 351z.
Glass r.
Gypsy Tyler, Ruggles,
St.. Johnsbury, 1 1 1
Senator, McGinnis, East
st. Johnsbury, 2 2
Time, SO, 80, A.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
Fish ChOWder Sumner.

The Woman's Association of the
North church will serve fish chow
der supper this Wednesday evening,
March 15, at 6.15 o'clock. Tickets
25 cents for adults; children under
IL years Is cents.
Menu.
Fish Chowder Roast Pork
Rolls Pies Je1lies
nn4
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
Palestine commandery, No. 5, ]

Stated Conc1ave March Ia. The Order o.
Knights Templar will be conferred at this
Conclaye.
DELos M. BACON, Recorder.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15

Regular meetings on the second and fourth
Tuesday evenings OF each month at Odd
Fellows Hall, Railroad Street.
H. S. HUGHES, Warden.
D. M. MOVES. Secretary
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
FRATERNITY MEETINGS.

Passumpsie Lodge. No. II. F. and A. NJ. .
Called Communication, Thursday evening,
March 16. Work. e. A.
CLARENCE E. MORSE, w. NJ.
DELos NJ. BACON. Secretary
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
Knights of Pythtas.

Regular Convention of Apollo Lodge. No
2, Tuesday evening. Mar. 21.
E. L. MORRILL,, Act. G. c.
w. c. HARVEY. K. RS.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
RoyaI Arch Chapter. NJ

CHARLES BENNETT. E. H. P.
DELos Nj. BACON. Secretary.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
Another Parents and Teachers
Meeting.

Meeting.
At the Paddocks Village school
house Friday evening, March IT at
7.30. All citizens who are interested
in our boys and girls are cordially
invited
Civics Committee of Woman's Club.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
AnInVitaHOm.

Sias' Pile Pills. A single dose win relieve all
lestI ipslanmaslen e7ssct and give Csc 6 box.
wELcoME B. EASTMAN, Reliable Pharmacist
36 and IS Eastern Ave. ST. Johnsbury,
Vermont.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-03-15
Sc a box.

We invite you to
try a box of DIR.
dose win relieve all
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
Spare, 9 Spare! Judicial Dignity!

Woodrow Wilson judiciary. Judges
he administrators Their duty
determine shall determine what the
law is Their independence dignity and of freedom
OF the first the stability the state
Being professional coegan Wilson natural
practical conditions To
fully
stand people actually
feeling him the evils would be like ask
singer locomotive.
matter what
reically. simply
blind
that the held in the
people,; people
controlled dollars
matter
respect Wilson as
wholly
people He thinks that the initiative
erly regulated officers
not
by the finally
determination.
looks the S supreme
something something
fled something little higher
that above criticism by
be shocked could he
the Constitution passing
approval of both the other
Wilson middle bearing
Other from the
midst
taken
the Wilson, those
of direct responsibility substantial
Justice.
day, o. of west great,
people,
will
the hour coming
sitting really gentlemen why they
didn't recognize the psychological moment when arrived
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
Williams Cooked His Own Goose

Alas William Randolph president
editorialy
wfluy puts smian forefahers only 10000
We all afraid in
snakes the only William
em birds
the limb of
in deadly fear of mice.
Again, of awfuly afraid In
lightning
don't to MOI out of the
treeops spite all the hanging
tail.
We often dream of la ing from heights.
monkey appetite
William telling to
anyone about u.s.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
n.ssrss - sAs pesssfnce q y.ees.a. WesA- =
second-claas mnfter TELBGRAPHI0 SERVICE
or UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION.
PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUN,
DAT BY THE TACOMA TIMES PUBLISHING
COMPANY.
THE TIMES 60 CIRCLE

FoY next week Uncle Bob wants his
family TO write on this subject: "My
Mother. Uncle Bob knows that you
will have SO mach TO say that you will
find il difficult 10 tell ii all In a story
of $50 words. Who is it wakes you
with CHEEKY words i'm the morning and
watches and loves you all day till she
tucks you i'm your cozy bed at night?
Why, mother, of course. Uncle Bob
wants to hear about your mother, and
for the best story on "My Mother" he
will give 81; for the second best,
pound box of candy, and a book for the
third. Now think of all the nice things
you can about your mother. Then
write a story about her and send 1t to
Uncle Bob, in care of The Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
b 1ssSz@Ys1MHNme

P. Smith, ouekett Microscopica club
has made interesting
taken series Of moving pictures of them The fly
veioped breathing
ages extending all parts Of the body for the inhalation
the to
tremendous amount of physical fly
ample. tied thin a
number of articles relatively and
the fly tricked into revolving walking it,
The fly turned the Wheel
reyoyed Another fly its bali
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
THE TACOMA MARKET

hundred; Olympia oysters, S1.00 at.:
shrtmps. 12Mc02bc: crabs, $3.50
z'oo dox; perch. loo.
Hay. Feed and GraIn
Prices In Tacoma,
Bran, $50 sack; shorts, S1SO
sack Zoo lbs; hay, timothy, SN ton;
aitaira' SIT ton; corn. $1.60 sack.
WHOLESALE PRICES
Livestock.
Cows. 4hc: steer beef, N6esc:
wethers, AZ G4Nc: lambs, bX 80:
ewes. b@4hc; hogs. 10@11c: heif.
Poultry
Turkeys, 2S@25c; ducks. live.
BE; hens. live. Ito; springs, "a
gs2e; squabs live. s2.5o@3 doA;
Vegetables.
Artfchokes, 81 doz.; beans. wax, 60
h.; green, So lb.: bell peppers. 2ocs
Chilli pepperA lac; tomatoes, $2.266
$50 crate; cucumbers, hothousS
1.bo doz-i cerrots. 200 dos. punches.
sack; beets. 200 doz. $1.75 sack:
7c; radishes, 500 doz; rutabasas.
41.25 sack: parsley. $50 doz.; Iettuca
$3.50 per crate; spinach, Sc H.:
sprouts. Sc; green onions. zoe dox
Butter ana Krggs,
BUTTER-Washing 25c.
EaGs--Washington ranch, cans
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
Editor Times:

Editor Times: i
wish to thank my many
friends for the support I received
in the recent election. l have met
and made many friends, whos by
their untiring efforts in my behalf
showed their loyalty to honesty.
sobriety and integrity-and were
actuated by an unselfish devotion
to our beautiful city, Tacoma, for
it's best interest and welfare, TO
the loyal lodge of Machinists, Com
mencement Bay lodge No. 1877,
who, when efforts were made by
my enemies to ruin my chances for
ELECTION for the second time, to a
man unanimously endorsed me as
their choice, I have for them the
most heartful thanks as l have
also for the many noble and I'M
Iselfish men in many of the other
organizations, who did all in their
lpower to further my election.
/ have the most kindly feelings
to my enemies in the labor ranks.
l will say as time goes on their
punishment will be great, for they
have unjustly wronged me, who
for thirty years have at all times
fought and worked for their best
interests.
To the many business men of
the city who supported me and
who believed I was best qualified
by my years of experience for the
position of commissioner of public
works, wish to extend my thanks
for their efforts.
To the Welfare League and
Railroad Mems club l also wish to
express my appreciation for their
active and energetic support.
To one and all / wish to say
that shall at once begin an active
campaign for election as Commits
sioner of Public Works to be held
in less than one year. In that time
the misstatements and false accu-
sations made at the polls by I'M
|principled men, without any
chance to refute them by myself,
will be proved false and the wrong
will be righted by my election as
commissioner OF public works in
the spring of 1912.
Truly yours for a better and
greater Tacoma, w. e. CLAYTON.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Jour (the committee's) own fault
The committee did not lose any
time to avail Of this liberal offer
and we take this occasion OF
thanking The Times for the as
sistance without which the pro-
duction of this opera would not
have been possible.
Signed ORVIIIiE BILLING,
HERBERT HOWARD
GEO. H. HUBERT
H. P. PRATT.
w. e. BURGESS,
Committee.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
THEY SENT LETTERS

Here are a few of those who
sent letters to Uncle Bob this
week:
Amy Sleeper, Nora O'Brien,
Helen Apthorp, George Sorensen.
Mamie Sage, Mildred Person,
Edna Kildall, Arden Reeves, Ger
tie Sage, Mabel Bloom, Emanuel
Gullardo, Emma Jorgensen, Es-
Their Carlstrom, Pansy Mass, Perry
Williams, Helen Stancer, Theo-
dore Anderson, Mabel Anderson.
Hazel Thomas, Charles Berson,
Harry Beardsley, Vergil e. Har-
kins.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
NOWADAYS

Grandmother-And now would
you like me to tell you story,
dears?
Advanced Child-Oh, no gran
ny, not a story, please! They're
so stoodgy and unconvincing and
as out-of-date as tunes in music.
We should much prefer an impress
sionist word-pictures or a subtle
character sketch.-Punch.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
To the Public:-

To the Public:-
There is a good deal Of talk
on the streets that the advertis-
ling for the Pirates of Penzanes''
must be costing a great deal of
money
We take this occasion to state
that when this play was first pro-
posed, the Tacoma Times very
lgraciously offered free use of the
columns of the Times and told the
committee that "if the show was
mot well advertised, 1t would he
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

She got into the habit just be-
fore she made the hit on the New
York stage with them, and Polly
she was Polly then-was pink
pajamad into fame and a goodly
sized bank account.
If her mother had as many
years to her credit as there are
weeks in each year, and Polly
was half as old as mother. how.
old is Polly today?
Twenty-six is right, step to the
head of the class.
Prince Lidj Jeassu has been
proclaimed emperor of AIbyssfnia
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

To clean and restore the elias
ITCHY of cane bottom chairs, turn
the chair and with hot water and
a sponge saturate the cane work
thoroughly. II the chair is dirty
use soap. Afterward set the
chair to dry out of doors and the
seat will be taut as when new.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

The other southern states were
bringing strong pressure. AS
she stood on the map, North Car
DINA was too far from the union
and too close to the confederacy
to be anything but confederate
and comfortable.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
BREAD CAST ON THE WATERS

Just one word of advice, son,
before you go out into the world. /"
Eyes, dad.
| Always be kind to democrats.
They have their turn once in a
while. st. Joseph Herald.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
THIRD PRIZE VERSE

The air is growing warmer,
And the birds and plants and trees
Are showing signs of gladness
With every changing breeze.
Gladys Lynch, age 13.
There is a book for you, Gladys,
at the Times office.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
AND WITHOUT HELP

Marks-I hear that Jaggman
was SO drunk last night three of
you fellows had to carry him into
his house. Did his wife think he
was dead?
Parks-She must have. She was
laying him out when we left
Boston Transcript.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
TOO SOON

Husband-Why, this is the pen
|dant you admired so yesterday.
Aren't you pleased with it.?
Wife-No, l haven't had time
enough to long for it yet.-Spring-
field Union.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
HOW CHOW

The housewife says: "Our sum-
mer trip
Won't cost us much this year;
I've planned just how to save
some coin.
Her husband says: "You dear!"
YES" she replies. tive don't
need much
For our vacation rest;
I'll get but six new gowns, while
Can have your old suit pressed"
Is grass greedy because 1t al
ways wants mower?
Don't think a mans generous
when he says he has bought his
wife machine. Maybe it's a
sewing machine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
SECOND PRIZE VERSE

Spring! first season of the year,
How gladly you are welcome here;
Bringing us the April showers,
Birds and bees, and sweet May
flowers.
Willie Farley, age 10.
There is book for Willie at
the Times office.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
FIRST PRIZE VERSE

Welcome, welcome azure spring,
Flowers and fun and bird awning.
Sun and dew and gentle showers;
Welcome, welcome time of
flowers.
Julia Raymond, age 10.
There is a dollar for you at the
Times office, Julia.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

docs your husband keep his
Masonic secrets from your"
He thinks he does-but he
talks in his sleep" London Opin-
ion.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
When the Plate Was Passed.

Mr.. Goodone-You may say
what you like about young minis
tiers being inexperienced, but l
have nothing but praise for our
young pastor-nothing but praise.
Donation Collector - SO I OBJ
served last Sunday.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
OBSERVATIONS

MRS WHEELER 100000 alimony from Prof Henry
L. Wheeler of Yale
UNDER Congressman bill
become state pretty If she will back
Judges. VIII Arizona lower
THOSE Angeles Times publishers
labor leaders thought
them il they not
going to bid
OTIS
FIIPNOS, through their Washington ask
the American liberty"
Ask something o
Gov HIRAM JOHNSON refused hobnob Big Interest
democracy of Frisco So
wholly might have learned some
thing
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
WHY HE MOURNED

81 hear your rich old upcle is
dead"
Yes, he is"
What did he leave?"
"a widow we'd never heard Of"
Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

one coul d MT
think of having
a birthday party
for p au | / n Q
Chase, once the
dainty polly OF
the Pink Paja-
m a s." without
the aforesaid pa
jamas. Pauline
herself says she
has been wear
ing those pink
bahamas for nine
years, not the
same pair, to be
sure, nor yet all
the time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

You know Uncle Bob asked you
last week for poetry about spring.
Well there were lots and lots of
them and here are the ones I have
picked out from the whole num-
Der as being the best:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

away;
The birds have come back from
the south to stay,
The flowers peep from beneath
the grass.
And l tread on carpet Of green
as | pass.
Hilda Purvis, age 10.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

south OF her had
already q u l t,
and feeling was
fairly hot around
both Washington
and Richmond
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Everybody in Pierce county reads this column. Short
letters from Times readers interest without
personal malice will be printed Write about anything
body WISH but not have malice motive Many
letters not printed because they long,
short.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Hewitt-He who runs may read
Jewett-Bryan must hold the
record as a reader. - Judges
Library.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
RETAIL PRICES.
AHAAAa

RETAIL PRICES.
Meats
Round steak, 15c; sirloin, 15c;
porterhouse, zoe; pot roast, 18@11c;
mutton steak, 12hc; chops. 1Sc; pork
steak, 17hc; chops, zoe; ham, sliced,
26c: liver. Sc; veal chops. 20c:
hens, 25c; pork sausage. 12hc: lamb
shoulders, 10c; picnic ham, 12hc.
Vegetables.
Peas, 15c, or lbs. for Csc; as
paragus, 5@7c; radishes, 20c per
doz.; cucumbers, 10@15c each; pota-
toes, home grown, $3.50, Yakima,
s2.76 SIX; tomatoes, log 1bc per
&C.; ' ali bunch stuff. for So; eau
iifiower, SO loo head. rhubarb, 3 lbs.
for loo; artichokes- for 15c.
Apples, $1@2.25 box: oranges, Is
a coo doz.; grape fruit, 2 for 15c, 4
for 25c; strawberries, 15o box;
lemons, zoe per dog.
Dairy Products.
Eggs, ESQ doz.; cream cheese.
TING; cottage, 15c; Swis. imported
S5c; domestic, 25c; butter. ESQ
Fiah.
Halibut cheeks. q lhs. 25c; halibut,
SC lib; salmon, Use; smelts, lbs. 25c;
black cod, 10c; salmon trout, $50;
rock cod, 15c; CLANS. Sc per ib.
eastern oysters. s1.oo qt.; siSo o. q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
SOME GIRLS.

Why shouldn't a girl be happy
And merry and gay, at that
When all she has upon her mind
Is marcel wave and a rat?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
B. /. p. u. QUOTATIONS

s1.75 doz.; apinach. SO. lb.; hothouse
radishes, 26o doz.; rhubarb, 1@2c;
new asparagus, 5000.
MEATS-Roosters 10 d115o: springs
22c; hens, III @1sc; veal. 1o@11Mo.
EGGS. 23c.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

If you owned this city, what
would you do?
Answer: Get a good southpaw
for the ball team.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
COULDN'T HELP HIM

Had to let my stenographel
60" remarked Mr.. Cumrox.
Inefficient"
mo. Too accurate. She put
the grammar into my letters exact
ly as l dictated it. "-Washingtor
Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Eyes" said Diogenes, "I've
quit looking for an honest man.
I'm hunting a fountain pen that
won't ink your fingers"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
HONORABLE MENTION

Spring, spring, beautiful spring,
When life springs new in every
thing;
Each blade, or leaf, and blossom
bright,
Dispels the gloom of winters
night.
-TpIaud yarkac
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

The wine agent says they've
raised the price of champagne but
they Medoc.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
TODAY IN HISTORY

May 20, 1861, North Carolina
The states north and
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
OUR DAILY BIRTH.
DAY PARTY.

This is also pajama party. A
pink pajama party at that. Really
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Let's Discard This:
I don't mind cooking a bit, but
I do detest ddshwashing.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
To Please Your Wife.

TO PleaSe Your Wife.
Sit down to dinner and tell her
you're not hungry because you
had big lunch
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
Advice to Young Men.

Do not linger in a hammock
underneath the moonlight's glow.
1t may lead you to the altar and
a flat before you know it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

An empty wagon makes the
most noise. So does a full man.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Michael Giannive, who umpired
an amateur ball game in New
York, had his skulled fractured
when a fan hit him with a bat.
Now watch the paragraphers get
busy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

LEE Shui Choice AgR1Ssii .5 5sn1 si.a :daasS
65c@s1.
vEaETABLES-Hot house let
tuce. t1o091.6o; eucumbers. 76cQ
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

"You don't mean to say that
you saved the lives of those freez
ing men by mental treatment.
Eyes, indeed. We persuaded
them that they were watching one
of the early seasons ball games. .
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

John w. Gates. multimillion.
aire, got his start manufacturing
barbed wire.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
No Race Suicide.

If all the progeny survived
the descendants of one pair Of
rats in five years would number
$40, 800, $50, 152.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20
JOSH WISE
SAYS:

SAYS:
"a a b q g N {
member of tn
10 C a ! knitting
club rugged up a
photograph t e r
hear what they
were 8 a y | n
about her, but
tn first remarks
over tn wire
melted it,"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

AS I walked to school this morn
ing
saw robin fair;
Last night / heard the croak OF
frogs,
And spring is in the air!
Violet N. Gordon, age IL.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

IRIS WHEELER 100000 alimony Henry
eeler of Yale. Down bloated college plutocrats
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

The long winter days have gone
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

When Johnny sneaks off to the
baseball game,
And pa-he goes a-fishing,
housekeeping time is near at
hand,
IF spring weren't here" mas
wishin'.
Edna Mcclure.
The birds are singing sweetly,
In all the trees near by,
And flowers are blooming gaily
No cloud is in the sky.
Ruth Wright, age IA.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-20

Can have your old suit pressed.