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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
ECZEMA ITCHED so
COULDN'T STAND IT."

II suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months, beginning by
little pimples breaking out. / kept
scratching till the blood came. It
kept getting worse, l couldn't sleep
nights any more. 1t kept itching for
about a month, then I went to a doc
tor and got some liquid to take. It
seemed as IL I was going to get bet
ter. The itching stopped for about
three days, but when it started again
was even worse than before. The &C.
zema itched so badly I couldn't stand
it any more. l went to a doctor and
he gave me some medicine, but 1t
didn't do any good. We have been
having Cuticura Remedies in the
house, so 1 decided to try them. l
had been using Cuticura Soap, so
got me box of Cuticura Ointment,
and washed off the affected part with
Cuticura Soap three times day, and
then put the Cuticura Ointment on.
The first day put 1t on, 1t relieved
me of itching SO could sleep all that
night. 1t took about a week, then I
could see the Scab come on. l kept
the treatment up for three weeks, and
my eczema was cured.
my brother got his face burned
with gunpowder, and he used Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment. The peo-
pie all thought he would have scars,
but you can't see that he ever had
his face burned. 1t was simply awful
to look at before the Cuticura Rem
edies (Soap and OintmenD cured it."
(Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrki, For
rest City, Ark, Oct. 16, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold by druggists and deal
ers everywhere, liberal sample OF
each, with 32-page booklet on the care
and treatment of skin and hair, will be
sent, postfree, on application to Potter
D. & C. Corp, Dept. x, Boston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Good Definition.

A New York judge, it will be re-
membered, recently declared uncon-
stitutional the new law that an auto
mobilist, having run over a pedes-
trian, must stop and leave his name
The judge said that the automobilist
had a perfect right to run away and
leave the mangled victim to bleed to
death alone for the reason that, in
criminal cases, no man is obliged to
bear witness against himself. James
Halden Wilkes, president of the De-
Tense Society of Atlanta, discussed
this legal decision at the society's
last meeting. and that" he cried
holly, lis called justice. Well, in
deed, was a search after justice once
defined as a blind man looking into
dark room for a black hat that isn't
there"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. In
a short time I had gained my average
weight and am now strong and we'll"
Mrs. SALLIE STEVENS, R. F. D., No.
8, Box 81, Waurika, Okla.
Another Grateful Woman.
Huntington, Mass.-"I was in ner.
vous, run down condition and for three
years could find no help.
81 owe my present good health to
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Blood Purifier which be-
ieve saved my life.
my doctor knows what helped me
and does not say one word againstit. ;"
Mrs. MARI JEANETTE BATES, Box
1874, Huntington, Mass.
Because your case is difficult one,
doctors having done you no good, do
not continue to suffer without giving
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound a trial. 1t surely has cured
many cases of female ills, such as in
f1ammation, liberation, displacements,
fibroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic
pains, backache, that bearing-down
feeling, and nervous prostration.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
DAME NATURE HINTS
When the Food Is Not Suited.

When Nature gives her signal that
something is wrong 1t is generally
with the food; the old Dame is always
faithful and one should act at once.
To put off the change is to risk that
which may be irreparable. An Ari-
IONA man says:
For years l could not safely eat
any breakfast. l tried all kinds of
breakfast foods, but they were all
soft, starchy messes, which gave me
distressing headaches. l drank strong
coffee, too, which appeared to benefit
me at the time, but added to the head
aches afterwards. Toast and coffee
were no better for l found the toast
very constipating.
"a friend persuaded me to quit cof-
fee and the starchy breakfast foods,
and use Postum and Grape-Nuts in
stead. | shall never regret taking his
advice.
The change they have worked in
me is wonderful. l now have no more
of the distressing sensations In my
stomach after eating, and | never have
any heada ches. | have gained II
pounds in weight and feel better in
every way Grape-Nuts make de-
licious as we'll as g nutritious dish,
and I find that Postum is easily di-
gested and never produces dyspepsia
symptoms"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Get the little book, "The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's a
Reason"
Ever read the above letter: 4 new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

A very youthful and entirely I'M
known musical composer read some
verses by the renowned Thomas Moore
which he liked very much. Forthwith
the buzz Of inspiration circulated
through his brain, and the next thing
he knew he had evolved a tune which
went right prettily with the words OF
the Irish poet. Much elated, the very
youthful composer took the product to
a publisher of popular songs and sang
it to him. The publisher shook has
head.
"The music's all right" he opined,
"but the words are bum"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
WILLING to Make an Effort,

On a large estate in the Scottish
highlands it was the custom for a
piper to play in front of the house
every week day morning to awaken
the residents After an overconviv
ial Saturday night, however, the piper
forgot the day and began his reveille
(can it be played on the pipes?) on
Sunday morning. The angry master
shouted to him from the bedroom win
dow: Here, do you not know the
fourth commandment" And the piper
sturdily replied: Nae, sir, but yell
-hic-whustIe it Tll-hic-try it, sir }"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Youthful Criminals.

One of the most distressing cases
he has ever had to, deal with faced
Liverpool (England) magistrate re-
Gently, and one cannot wonder at his
exclamation, What can | do with
these babies?" as he gazed upon five
tiny prisoners in the dock. The
youngest was only seven years old,
and the oldest eleven, yet the quintet
for two months have carried out
thefts and other depredations with
such skill and cunning that for two
months the police and detectives have
been trying in vain to find out who
were the thieves. No fewer than 40
charges were brought against the
children. The seven-year-old child
was the ringleader, and quite an adept
at thieving and planning thefts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Labrador's Future.

According to statements made the
other day by DIR. Grenfell of Labrador,
the Cinderella of British possessions
has a brilliant future before it. DR..
Grenfell, who has lived twenty years
in that snowy country, says that In
days to come 1t will carry a popula-
ton as easily as Norway does today.
1t is, he says, better country than
Iceland, and to be greatly preferred
to Lapland, Finland, Siberia and
northern Alaska
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
open.AEr schools Increasing

Since January 1, 1907, sixty-ive open
air schools for children afflicted with
Or predisposed to tuberculosis have
been established in twenty-eight cities,
according to an announcement made
by the National Association for the
Study and Prevention of tuberculosis
The first open air school in the United
States was established on January 1.
1907, by the board of education OF
Providence, R. l., at the instance OF
DR.. Ellen A Stone. The next school
was established in May of the same
year at Pittsburg, and the third at
Boston in July, 1908. According to
the reports received by the national
association, the result of the open air
class-work has been to restore most
of the children to normal health and
efficiency One of these open air
schools or classes should be estab-
lished for each $4,000 population, as.
pecially in cities.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
TREASURED SECRET WAS OUT
Football Referees Devotion to Duty
Evidently Had Got Him Into
Serious Trouble.

The referee had swallowed the
whistle. It was very unfortunate, but
1t was not his fault. A burly forward
had charged him fairly in the center
Of his back, sending the whistle down
bis throat
The game must end." cried some
one. I'VE can't do without whistle"
It's all right" gasped the referee.
I've got a substitute. You can go on"
He produced latch key from his
pocket, and as the game commenced
blew several hearty blasts on his new
whistle.
Suddenly a woman's voice, loud and
angry was heard above the roar of
he game:
Ferdinand, what does this mean,
sir! Where did you get that latch
key?"
Then Ferdinand skunk of the field
Tor the voice was the voice of his
wife.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Irisn andmark Gnne

The famous temple of liberty, one
Of listers best-known landmarks, was
burned to the ground the other morn
ing Erected at Toom ebridge, on the
County Londonderry side Of the River
Bann, by the late Rev. John Carey,
some so years ago, it had romantic
history It's founder was a remark
able man, possessed of considerable
wealth He was a descendant of
Cromwellian family, and had been ar
rested and tried for murder, but was
unanimously acquitted by the jury,
whereupon he erected the building in
question London Mail
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
LIFE SAVED BY
FRIENDS ADVICE

About three years ago l suffered with
appendicitis and after having an operation
performed it left me with a severe case
of kidney trouble. 1 was doctored by sew
eral physicians and getting no relief took
the advice of friend and procured a bot
tie of DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. After
taking the contents of the first bottle l felt
greatly relieved and decided to continue it.
After using the contents of three more dol
lar bottles, 1 experienced a complete cure
I cannot recommend DR.. kilmer's
Swamp-Root too highly to anyone suffer
ing from kidney or bladder trouble.
Yours very truly,
Z. P. HILAM.
Gainesville, Ga.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this July 18th, 1909.
JOS. S. CALHOUN,
Notary Public,
B. Co., Ga.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
The Point of View.

Il notice that you have given up
the fight for a cleaner city. You used
to be one of the leaders in the oppo-
sition to the smoke nuisance"
Yes I've come to the conclusion
that smoke cannot be abolished. It's
useless to keep harping on the ques-
ton"
by the way, what business are you
in now"
"Oh, I've quit working for a salary.
An uncle of mine left me a valuable
interest in one of our biggest ma
chine shops"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
COOK OUTDID THE SCHOLAR
Maybe Sign Was Not All Good Latin,
but She Translated 1t Without
Difficulty.

Jack returned home from college,
where he had won high honors as
student of ancient languages, but he
pleaded ignorance one day when his
young sister asked him to translate
sign she had seen of an opticians
which read thus: Con sultu sabo
utyo urey es.'
Jack struggled manfully with 1t for
several minutes and gave it up.
There are some words in it that
are Latin The others aren't, anyhow.
1t doesn't make sense"
THAT is what l said,' replied his
sister. But cook translates it with
out any trouble. She says it means
Consult us about your eyes,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

It will be welcome news to dyspeptics
to learn of a remedy that. in the opinion
of thousands, Is an absolute cure for in
digestion and all forms of stomach trou-
BILE, and, better still. it is guaranteed 10
do so. The remedy is DR.. Caldwelfs
Syrup Pepsin.
We all know the value of pure pepsin
in indigestion, and add to this some eX~
ceptonal laxative ingredients and you
have d truly wonderful remedy. Mr.. I.
w. Worthy of Forsythe. Ga, got to the
point where he could not even eat or di-
gest vegetables and after many years of
seeking he found the cure in DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr.. Rudy kasner of
Moline. H.. was in the same bad pre-
dicament with his stomach, took Syrup
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
EATS WHAT He LIKES
AFTER TAKING FREE SAMPLE

Pepsin and is now cured. Hundreds of
others would gladly testify.
1t is guaranteed cure for Indigestion.
constipation, biIiousness. headaches, gas
on the stomach and similar complaints.
4 bottle can be had at any drug store
for fifty cents or dollar but if YOU wisl
to make a test of it first send your adj
dress to DR. Caldwell and he Will supply
a free sample bottle, sent direct to your
address. You will soon admit that you
have found something to replace salts.
cathartics, breath perfumes and other
temporary reliefs. Syrup Pepsin will cure
your permanently.
For the free sample address DR.. w. B.
Caldwell POI Caldwell building, Month
cello, III.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

ED GEERs, seThe grand old man." he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. lie says: II have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for y
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy | know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease SOC and 81 bot
tie. All DIR, yists. or manufacturers. Spohn
Medical Co, Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Johnson and the Smart Children.

Full of indignation against such par
ents as delight 10 produce their young
ones early into the talking world, Sam
uel Johnson gave a good deal Of pain,
by refusing to hear the verses the chill
dren could recite, or the sopgs they
could sing One friend told him that
his two sons should repeat Grays
Elegy to him alternately, that he
might judge who had the happiest ca
dence
No, pray, sir" said he, let the
dears both speak at once"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
The Natural Deduction.

His waistcoat was wonderful.
His tie was tremulous.
His socks were positively superhu-
man.
In order to display which, his trous-
rrs were tucked up to a ludicrous
height.
An urchin plucked him by the
sleeve.
Lost somebody. guvnor?" queried
the youth. sympathetically
"Of course not, fellow" he respond
ed. contemptuously.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

q nd SO nervous i
could not do any
thing. The doctors
treated me for diff
ferent things b u E
did me no good. !
got so bad that ]
could not sleep day
or night. While in
this condition / read
of Lydia E. Pink
hams V Q ge table
c mpo un d, and
BEGAN its use and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Bears the
A Eackhanded One.

He-The great trouble with Cab
bleigh is he talks too much
She-That's strange. When he's
word.
He-Oh, he's too much of gentle
man to interrupt.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Solely to Blame.

Diner-Who is that singing so dread
fully out of tune?
Restaurant Proprietor-It is my
wife
Diner = Perhaps the accompanist
plays out of tune.
R. P.-She is accompanying herself.
London Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Household Remedy
Taken in the Spring for Years.

Ralph Rust, Willis, Mich, .szs3;as SO.
Hoods SarsaparilIa has been a, 7.
hold remedy in our home as f0ng-dsII
can remember l have taken it in the
spring for several years. 1t has no
equal fvc cleansing the blood and ex-
polling the humors that accumulate dur.
ing the winter Being farmer and ex-
Affected, and ! often take Hoods sarsa.
parilla with good results
Hoods Sarsaparilla is Peculiar to Itself.
There is no ''just as good"
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called SarsatabS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
RloodIess Battles.

What we want" said the peace
promoter, SIS a system that will per
NIT candid discussion to take the
place of actual conflict"
Don't you think inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page,
that our professional pugilists have
come pretty near solving the prob
lem ?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
| Letter to
| Or. Kiimer b Go.
| BinehamtoB. n. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You

Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, n. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

size smaller after using Aliens Foot-Ease, the
an;iseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. II
makes tight new shoes feel easy; gives instant
relief to and bunions. This is an easy test:
Sprinkle Aliens Fooi-Ease in one hoe and not in
the other and notice the difference Sold everywhere
25c. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE trial
package, address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Let your spiritual life be formed by
your duties and by the actions which
are called forth by circumstances. Do
not take over-much thought for the
morrow. Be altogether at rest in Low
ing. holy confidence.-Francis de
CoIoc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
CON E UP.

Binks-HelIa, old man, you're a
sight, you look as though you'd been
fired from a cannon! Where is your
auto?
Jinks-I don't exactly know, l don't
think it's come down yet
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Not ALARMING.

'Arry-I card you've got job Bill.
Is it fac?"
BILIOUS, it's true; but there amt
no cause for anxiety; it's only tenn
pory!-London Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life Out-sf-door sports on
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River Academic Course Primary Class to
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms.
Mss Bangs and Miss Wht,H Rysda Avenue near i5} st. Hest MI
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
q rusty nail cut is, very apt to do so.
Hamlins Wizard Oif used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison
imnnssihle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Common LaborS.

Humble services are not inconsist
ent with self-respect. To call another
humble Is to praise him. Common la.
bors are holy If they are we'll done
Rev. Station, Presbyterian. Occur
D'Alene, Idaho.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Evidently Deeply in Love.

Chedomir Milkovitch, a Belgrade po
liceman, committed suicide after his
sweetheart had informed him she
could not leave her situation to follow
him On his new beat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Here's a hand to the boy who has
courage to do what he knows to be
rieht.-Eben e. ReXfOrd.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethng, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

If you move to another fiat this
spring you will have to get used to
new set of noises and neighbors.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Garfield Tea, Invaluable in the treat
ment of liver and kidney diseases!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

No man ever offended his own con,
science. but first or last 1t was
avenged upon him.-S,Outhey.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

One of the loudest of the many
strange cries which fill the air today
is the cry for universal independence,
Mrs H. R. HaweiS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

If girl has grown up brother she
acquires a pretty fair knowledge of
men without having to pass through
the agonies of matrimony.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

The truth Is that the love of dress
Is, next after drink and gambling, one
of the curses of our country.-Mrs.
Humphrey.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
First Set Own House in Order.

How unconscious we all are of our
own faults and failngs! AS We see
others, so others see ours. 1t is our
own faults we have to correct first
before we tell others where to get off.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Therefore We Never Do.

When you tell a woman she looks
like some other woman, two women
are mad: the one you say it to and
the one you say it about.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Natures laxative. Garfield Tea. over
comes constipation and is ideally suited to
tone up the system in the Spring.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Not Possible,

as there a good parting scene in
that play?"
NO; the hero's bald"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Constipation causes and agGravates many
serious diseases 1t is thoroughly cured by
Dr. Pierce's PleaSant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05

Difficulties nerve the spirit of a man
they make our prime objects a ref
uee as we'll as passion.-k eats.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-05
Honr neurris. VIII Tell Yn,,

Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes,
Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart.
Soothes Eye Pain. Try 1t In Baby's
Eyes for Scaly Eyelids nd Granula ton.