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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
sn.Emi,arrasssnn-

you know Mr.. Ganderby is so near
sighted?"
yes"
We'll, the other evening he went
home, and the beautiful Mrs Giddley
was calling on his wife. and he went
into the room and kissed her by mis-.
take"
Kissed Mrs. Giddley? There must
have been scene.''
No He kissed his wife. But there
was scene"
81 don't see why"
We'll. he apologized to her, calling
her Mrs. Giddley.'" :
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Now surgery is hailed as first aid in
Transforming criminals into good citi-
Gems, and the knife is the real moral
splitter ALI evil tendencies will bs
removed by a surgical operation and
the millennium will come. but not I'M
I'll the doctors have all become multi
snilIinnairea.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Talk about your western corn har-
vests. Capt Drake OF Marlborough
county, South Carolina. holds the
worlds record of 254 and a fraction
bushels of the grain to the acre.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
Helped Him Out.

at was funny about Dollie Screemer
and young Suggs, wasn't it?"
ut must have been. What was 1t r.
He made his first call on her the
other night, and asked her to sing,
and she sang Bid Me Good-by and Co.
And he left Immediately"
TOOK 1t as hint?"
mo. Say. haven't you ever heard
her slng?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Medical records show" says nerve
specialist, that persons who are not
loquacious have always been remarked
for their good health" Let him e1-
plain that to his wife.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

The thugs who beat a policeman,
took his revolver away from him and
left him lying unconscious In the street
should be chidden for violating the
golden rule.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

We are inclined to be skeptical
about that Alaska fire which destroyed
half a town with the mercury 80 de-
Erees below. Wouldn't the flames
freeze in weather like that?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

A navy oficer has invented pistol
for shooting flies. 1t ought to make
popular a new summer sport, Tor the
game will never be lacking.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

The first bull fight saw in Mexico was
disgusting sight. How any nation can
sanction it is beyond me. The poor skinny
horses forced into the one-sided battle con-
stitute one argument against the sport, even
if there were no other.
On a Sunday afternoon everyone goes
to the fight, just as many in this country
go to the ball game. But give me the ball
game every time.
The native peon is at the fight, putting
up possibly his last cent to see it and yell
himself hoarse.
/ have seen men throw their hats into
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

New York has a musical comedy
which is said to be not comic. There
are others, some of which are not mu-
steal, either.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Africa led all the rest Of the world
In gold production last year. The Al
rican output was $175,0oO,OOO, or near
" double that of the United States.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

1t Is unquestionably true that
wealth produces wants. but 1t is
still more important truth that wants
produce wealth.-Malthus
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

vienna's birth rate has fallen enor-
mously. Evidently the stork does not
love the apartment houses in which SO
many Vienna families live.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

No harmful drugs in Garfield Tea, Ma
lures laxative-it is composed wholly Of
.lean, sweet, health-giving Herbsl
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Qulnn0 Tablets.
Druggists refund money II IL falls to cure u. w.
GROVES signature lie on each box. Csc.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

It is no crime to steal umbrellas on
rainy days in New Jersey. And now
will not those who are addicted to the
habit please go there?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Russia proposes to build a $76'Ooo,-
600 feet of battleships for the Black
Sea. They will be perfectly safe there
Il the Russian sailors can keep them
Rfioat
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

card and obtained suit Of Clothes asking the dealer
to send the bill around to the hotel the following
ing. His expense funds expected, the mans
for not paying cash. He had missed his check
in the last town.
The merchant consulted Grating" book, and as
Mr. Vances firm was we'll rated the credit grant
ed. Needless to say, neither the dapper young man
nor the suit of clothes were to be found in the hotel
the following evening The register showed that Mr..
Vance had left that morning
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

The recording angel may take more
interest in your day book than in
your hymn book.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Preaching produces SO little practice
because people look on it as per.
Torrance.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

The Cleveland man who sued for
slime lost in answering mistaken tele-
phone calls" must have further time 10
lose.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Your working power depends upon your
health! Garfield Tea corrects disorders Of
liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

DIR. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach. liver and bowels and cure
constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

America has 26 licensed aviators, and
the 26 have formed a trust in order to
prolong their own lives.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

He-Do you think your father
would offer me personal violence II
I were to ask him for you?
She-I think he will IL you don't
pretty soon!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03


sory the detectives showing his STAR but we
have ask the station We have had tele-
sheriff Mcpherson Ham, giving full name and
address, asking to hold you charge Of fraud
Mr. Vance was dumfounded Mcpherson
night sell his goods had paid his hotel BILL
left town the following morning At the police station he convinced the
chief mistake and released his promise
following morning. at which time further details were ex-
peced
When his the morning there telegram
clothing firm Mcpherson which read as follows
you money will mpn you for obtaining goods under
The sender of the telegram Vance had heard Of
did the description received from Mcpherson at the police station
during satisfied the mistake and dis
mis- his suspect
Then began that the train al
nearing Mcpherson his companion in the smoker had been dap
with whom exchanged after minutes
conversation It afterwards developed that this had presented tn
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Taking Garfield Tea will prevent the re-
currence of sick-headache, indigestion and
bilious attacks. All druggists.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

How long will the aviators stick to
their agreement not to indulge IN
reckless flying?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

He who cannot do kindness without
a brass band is not SO scrupulous
about his other dealings.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
Willie Knew the ouadrupeds.

WIIIIe Knew the Quadrupedss
Teacher-Willie, are there any
teathered quadrupeds.
Willie-Yes, sir.
Teacher-Name one.
Willie-A feather bed.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

A man may go up when you kick
him, but you cannot claim credit for
kindness.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

In the matter of safety we do not see
that the submarines have mucn ad'
vantage over the flying machines.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

WHO &c Women as well as men
are made miserable by
To kidney and bladder trou-
BILE. DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
ri .AME. Root the great kidney
remedy promptly relieves
At druggists in fifty cent and dollar sizes.
You may have a sample bottle by mail
free. also pamphlet telling all about It
Address, DR.. Kiimer q Co.. Pinehamton, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Affections mark the difference be-
tween iron and steel.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Magnify your personal rights and
you are sure to create some social
wrongs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

A good home is the best exposition
Of heaven.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

Love does not depend for Its
strength on concentration.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
Texas
Goat Meat
Makes
Prime
M ~ q
Eating
n
By Judge Wallace T. McCOrkle
Of New Orleans

would be bad idea
ganda popuar this wholesome and pab meat which might
competition thereby present pra
tariff porterhouse steaks.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
ForeknowIedoe.

why does the villain laugh so
cruelty at the hero?"
"He knows the hero will marry the
heroine in the third act"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

With jimswinger coats vests are cut
low to show shirt studs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

To correct disorders of the liver, take
Garfield Tea, the Herb Laxative.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

More ink than blood was shed over
the now famous battle Of London In
which two men stood OF 200.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
chean Form of Fuel,

Cheap Form of Fuel.
A Welsh rabbit may be cooked on
an electrical chatting dish at an ex-
pense Of 11s cents for current.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
The Test of intellect.

The Test of Intellect.
II wonder why Mrs. Flimgilt regards
her husband as stupid. He has been
very successful in business"
Perhaps" replied Mr.. Meekton.
hes like so many OF the rest of us
who can't possibly learn to keep the
score of a bridge game"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
Chicago Salesman
Learns Lesson
of ssRoad''
Too
Friendly
BY d. Nj. COMPTON

sALESMANS desire to extend his acquaintance is audabe
but he must judgment in the in which he does it
John L. Vance (Which is not his name), the head sales
man large Chicago house, had just returned the night
before from trip through Kansas He was seated at his
desk debating when two detectives from the Central station
presented themselves for admission
care you John L. Vance? they asked
81 am" the reply.
"And is this - Michigan avenue?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
ALL GAY

First Tramp-The doctor as order
ed me a bath.
Second Tramp-You do look pleas
ed about It.
First Tramp-E's ordered me .
mud bath.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
The Breed.
Stella-Is her coat Persian lambf
Bella-No; Podunk muttoR.--Judgo.

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
YoUr druggist will refund money II PAZO OIrTT6
MINT fails to cure any case OF Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or PrOtrudlng Piles in 70 IA days 500.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03
lmnortant TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Oh
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Bears the ~
Signature of IMAzzzsN
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-03-03

1t<<,4-.~s6 7asG
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-01-03

Mrs. Hart and Mrs. Myers of Shelby
are guests at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. l. ID. Hagerty of Mansfield ave-
nue..
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-01-03

The differences among the counties
are less marked than In the other
cases, but the totals for seven of the
largest would be blow to the credit
OF their cities II anybody believed
them to be anywhere near correct,
especially the manufacturers re-
turns. They are:
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-01-03

1t is plain beyond doubt that
with other property duly valued and
these gross delinquencies corrected a
| per cont tax rate and perhaps less
win supply every public need, What
ls required is assessors who will as
sess, officers and boards that will re-
view, question and compare returns
with perfectly well known facts and
make everybody understand that the
state which supplies agencies for
the enforcement OF the rights of citi.
tens, viii no longer permit her own
to be dlsregarded,
In thls connection | renew my rec
concentrations on this subject at the
last session.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1911-01-03
Tax Commission.

The frat report of the tax commits.
sion IL rich in Information and rec
concentrations for improvements In
laws under which II acts The com
mission was appointed July /. 1910,
the date fixed by law. The organiza-
ton of It's force and preparation for
work required considerable time. 30
that the report OF accomplishment
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30

Notice is hereby given that d. N.
Fulbright has this day filed in the
Chancery Court of Boone County, Ar
kansas his petition praying the Court
to quiet, confirm and establish his
title in and to the following described
lands in Boone County, ARKANSAS, to-
wit:
The East half of the Southwest
quarter, the West half of the North
West quarter of the South East quart
er and the West half of the Southwest
quarter of the Southeast quarter of
section thirty-three t55l in township
eighteen (lSl North range eighteen (lS)
West.
Now all persons who claim any in
terest in said lands or any part there
of, are hereby called upon to appear in
said Court and show cause why the
title of the petitioner should not be
quieted, confirmed and established as
prayed for.
Witness my hand and seal of said
Court this the 4th day of September
1911.
RoBT. I. DoPSoN, CLERK.
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
FAMOUS BiRD-MEN TO BE
AT ARKANSAS STATE FAIR
Negotiations Are Now Pending for the
Employment Of Harry Atwood, the
Most Daring Of Avlators.

Hot Springs, Ark.-(Special. THE
management of the Arkansas State
Fair is negotiating with Harry N. At
wood for aerCplane flights at Hot
Springs during the six days OF the
fair October 8 to IA. Negotiations are
also pending with the Wright Broth
ers, the father of aviation and invent
ors of the aeropane. 1t is probable
that Atwood will be retained, as his
recent flight from st. Louis to the
sea, breaking the worlds record fnr
long distance cross country flights.
has given him a national reputation as
The King of Bird Men" This Will
prove one of the greatest OF attrac-
tions, and thousands from all parts OF
the state will undoubtedly take adyan-
age of this opportunity to see aero
planning in its highest art, and at the
same time take in the great exposl-
ton with all its other interesting
sights.
The plan includes two flights daily,
in which the aviator will rise grace
fully from in front of the grand STAND.
circle the mile track. show all the
thrills of the art, short turns, dips,
cut figure eishts, race the fastest au-
tomobiles around the course, ascend
to eiddy attitudes and descend with
the famous spiral glide. Thus the pa
irons of the Arkansas State Fair Will
for the nominal sum of admission see
the worlds most famous aviator in all
the daring deeds ever performed in
mid air.
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
Commissioners Sale.

Notice is hereby given that l, Robt.
T. Dopson, missioner of the Chan
Gerry Court within and for Boone
County, Arkansas, by virtue OF
Judgment and decree of said court
rendered on the 5th day of Septem Der,
1911, in a certain cause pending in
said court wherein John G. Hall, trus-
tee, and The New England Securities
Company are plaintiffs and Mary ID.
Morris, X. l.. Morris, Eta Burnett,
N. f. Morris, Pearl Morris, Loss Mar
tin and Coy Martin are defendants,
will on the 9TH day of October, l9ll,
between the hours of ten o'clock in
the forenoon and three o'clock in the
afternoon, at the south door of the
County Court House in the town OF
Harrison, Boone County, Arkansas,
offer for sale at public outcry to the
highest bidder on a credit of three
months the following described lands
in Boone County, Arkansas, or enough
thereof to satisfy said judgment, to-
wit:
The south half of the northeast
quarter and the northeast quarter OF
the southeast quarter of section ten
(l0) in township seventeen (lO north,
range twenty-one (2ll west,
Said sum will be made to satisfy
judgment in the above styled cause in
favor of the plaintiffs for the sum of
S3l5.5 30 with percent interest there.
on from date of judgment till paid
and all the costs of said suit,
The purchaser will be required 10
-, , 1, cn.NnritU hplf-
ing eight per cent interest and lien
will be retained on said lands till the
purchase money is paid.
Given under my hand this the 18th
day of September, 1911.
RoBT. T. DoPSoN,
Commissioner in Chancery.
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
Commissioners Sale.

Notice is hereby given that l, Rob
ert T. Dopson, commissioner of the
chancery court of Boone county, Ark
ansas, by virtue of Judgment and
decree of said court rendered on the
18th day of May 1911, in the case of
Mary A Rogers against J. ID. Wilson
and W. H. Bruton, then pending in
said court, wherein a lien was de-
clared against the hereinafter de-
scribed lands in favor of James M.
Shinu. attorney for the plaintiff, Ma
ry A. Rogers, for the sum OF one hun
dred and twenty-five dollars for his
services as such attorney in said case,
will between the hours of 10 O'Clock a.
m. and o'clock p. M, on the oOth
day of September 1911, at the south
door of the county court house IN
Boone county, Arkansas, offer for
sale on a credit of three months at
public outcry to the highest bidder the
following described lands in Boone
county, Arkansas, to-wit:
6.67 acres of land more or less,
being all that part of the south half
of the southeast quarter OF the south
east quarter of section ., township le
north, range ~ west, lying east OF
Crooked Creek, except that part lying
south of what is known as Spring
Hollow, the ditch in Spring Hollow
being the dividing line, said lands ex-
tending from Crooked Creek on the
west to the section line on the east.
Said sale will be made to satisfy
said above described Judgment in IA
vor OF jaime M. Shinn for Sl25.O0O
with costs.
The purchaser at said sale will be
required to give note with approved
security and a lien will be retained on
said lands till the purchase money is
paid.
Given under my hand September
9TH, 1911.
ROBERT T. DoPSON,
Commissioner in ChanCery.
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
Notice of Confirmation.

Notice is hereby given that Louis
H. Potts has this day filed in the
chancery court of Boone county, Ark
ansas, his petition praying the court
to quiet, establish and confirm his
title to the following described lands
in Boone county, Arkansas, to-Wit:
The northwest quarter of the south
east quarter of section Twelve (l2) in
township seventeen (l7) north, range
twenty (20) west.
Now all persons who claim any in
terest in said lands or any part there
of are hereby called upon to appear in
said court and show cause why the
title of the petitioner should not be
confirmed.
Given under my hand and the seal
seal of said court this the 5lst day OF
August 1911.
ROBERT Il. DoPSoN, Clerk.
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
Notice of Confirmation.
Warning
Order.

Notice is hereby given that ]. H.
Pigg has filed his petition in the
Boone chancery court, of Arkansas,
asking that his title in and to the
southeast quarter Of the southeast
quarter and the east half of the south
west quarter of the southeast quarter
of sec. 80 in township Is north of
range Is west, in Boone county, Ark
ansas be established, quieted and con-
fiji med.
Now all persons claiming any inter
est in said lands or any part thereof
will appear in said court and show
cause if any they can why the title of
said petitioner in and to said land
shall not be esta ablished, quieted and
confirmed.
Witness my hand and seal as such
clerk on this 9th day of September,
1911. ROBERT DOPSON, Clerk.
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
"A TRULY GREAT SHOWING
OF Thoroughbred Live Stock at the
Arkansas State Fair This Fall.


Hot Springs, Ark.--(Special.) THE
1--we Stock show at the State Fair
here in October will undoubtedly far
excel all former years. The secretary
has been advised that not less than
two car loads will come from Wash
ington and Benton counties. Also one
or two car loads of Jersey cattle from
Hampstead county. From Monticello
a car load of Jersies and Poland China
hogs are coming, while from many
other points shipments will be made.
Advices from Texas are that six fine
herds of cattle are coming, and prob
ably more. The Texas contingent Will
probably aggregate Is or 100 head.
The show at the fair will include the
following breeds:
Shorthorns, Herefords, Aberdeen
Angus, Red Polled, Holsteins and prob
ably herd of Brown Swiss from In
diana. The swine show will include
all the fine breeds adaptable to the
South. From Oklahoma City, Walker
BROTHERS will bring stable Of l6 prize
winning draft horses and stations. 1t
will afford farmers and others desir-
ing to procure the best breeds Of stock
an exceptional opportunity,
The Harrison times., 1911-09-30
ACKNOWLEDGE 1T.
Harrison Has TO Bow 10 the Inevitable
Scores of Citizens Prove Ii.

After reading the public statement
of this Representative citizen of Har-
rison given below, YOU must come TO
this conclusion: 4 remedy which cur
ed years ago, which has kept the kid
neys in good health since, can be re.
lied upon to perform the same work in
other cases Read this:
J. c. Gibson, Pine St, Harrison.
Ark, says. " For nearly six years |
was a constant suffer from disordered
Kidneys. During that time | was new
er free from dull pains through the
small of my back and soreness across
my loius, was also subject to dizzy
spells and at such times black spots
appeared before my eyes. The kidney
secretions were attended with a hnrn-
ing sensation when passing and | had
to get up at night to void them
When | was fortunate enough to hear
of Doan's Kidney Pills, | Immediately
procured box at Clark's West Side
Pharmacy and began their use. They
benefited me in every way and in re-
turn am pleased to endorse them "
statement given June 9th, 1909.
RE-ENDoRSEMEN
Mr.. Gibson was interviewed on May
2, 1911 and he said: IL can still rec
ommen6 Doan's Kidney Pills in the
highest terms. Whenever | feel that
my kidneys are in need of a tonic |
take this remedv and it acts promptly
and effectively"
For sale by all dealers Price SOC.
Foster-Milbnrn Co., Buffalo. New
York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other