The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-09


and dreams-who really knows!
II HUAOR OF THE Day
A Daughter Of Eve.-Mrs; Grady-We Vet
Murphy-Yus, Mrs. Grady. my dear. Get
toaue now and again and retain yer
'usband's love-that's my motter.-ihe
Sketch
The Amateur Gardener-'Tf I don't
hurry / shan't get my garden Watereo De
fore. the rain comes on-'-Pele Mele-
Tho I.igbt That frailed.-..Uncle, will you
please pick the wick off this candie!
Certainly. But why such strange rs
et fortu6e rh nsar you aae snn
sells Saturday Journal.
At the Louvre.-she1Tnat' curious.
How many pictures there are by the
painter Ignoto.-Frou-Frou
Mother-I .jist got a letter from
Ephraim sayin, as hoy Re,5 took sfoRa up up
f barb9c u 6e11es WIDOW s'her-a STONE
Mother cat lunch)-Yes. darling, these
larger Ssse Fl fish h Mabel Gage 5J~But. mamma
how do they get the cans open?-Ideas-
Bill? Bill-I've got to go to work. AIRY
work? Why. ,wot's the matter with the
what is this 'wanderlust' you read of
SO oftsn ao sGpPeng Pe eGRs M to
rox; ''but, judging from my observation
Ct Rsope for OHIO If
Star.
.eVhy did Mrs Flimgilt insist on taking
Mr.. Slimnoodle for her second husband?'
BECAUSE Of her sup I fancy ac She
She met him at a bridge party and con
cluded he was mascot. '-Washingto
Star.
Every time the automobile breaks down
notice you examine your state license
says I'm competent to operate the ma
chine. Houston Chronicle.
Serve the champagne in tin cups.
Oscar" directed the owner Of the bunga-
low Very good, SIR: These hunting
ington Herald.
Marc % sofsa sSs amy ss %s
dear. God loves everybody: what do you
% Sure for 9h Tried HI Him %fR iHxs
Metropolitan Magazine
Fellow Feeling. -Knicker-Does his auto
smoke? Bocker-Yes; but he hates to
| make it stop till after he is married
Harper's Bazaar.
The editor was dying, says an exchange,
but when the doctor bent over. placed his
circulation almost gomez the dying editor
sat up and shouted: you're liar; we
have the largest circulation on the coun-
| try.'-Atlanta Constitution.
IT think the champion chump of the
fhat Frene w acfre sne man Mno nm ed
the championship remains in America
Kansas City Journal.
Quick-Lunch PersifIage.-"Tea or cof-
fee?" demanded the hustIing waitress. He
guess he whispered.-Brooklyn Life.
the rivers run into the sea. why doesn't
it overflow. Johnnie (taken back)-W by
er-coz It's SO full of sponges.-The
The Happy Nedium.-Squire's Daughter
with large gay or oa s y1a ps q Mrs Nee
Nab? Villager-O, midd1in' large, miss
.Doctor-You are a very sick man. Go
right light / home g I viii have to visit you
to the hospital then. Doctor-To the hos
pital. Ell? Oh, you're all right. Just drink
a glass of water night and morning.
Louisville Post.
1.-The course of true love doesn't always
That's right replied the old bachelor.
sometimes it ends in marriage. Cid
cago News.
How the dickens am I to open my oys-
tiers? All L.. Happy thought III yawn;
Time Idmit.,~And how long did you
SIX days9 0n How ar was thaa wen o goy
see, only had six frocks. ''-Fliegende
A Fare Guess.-FIub-Who originated
the idea that the longest way round was
the shortest way home? Dub-Some taxi
cab driver, suppose.-Town Topics
Your wife is gone to the dressmal<er.s
to try on a new Dress II am glad of
that. 1 feared she had gone to paw for
the last one."-F'liegende Blaetter.
The Madam with a hand to her head
Is my hair coming down, Katie? The
im Ma r,1bs ,5s afsm in In !, minute I'm go
Statesman.
Miss Antique was, born on a Friday
tique-Yes, If it was long enough ago
Philadelphia Record;
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atchison Globe.l
There are so many ways of being
foolish that you'd better watch your
self.
-@'- q man Will 1IlclQSs ana you'll
hnd he accumulated them by being a
friend.
Wouldn't it be funny to hear a man
talk as some of the cultured magazine
writer's write?
The only story "onv the women that
the women will admit is that Eve
chased Adam.
A posse will chase a man as long as
he will run. but as soon as the man
turns, the posse will run for the sher-