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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-17
SUMMER RESORT.
THE COUNTRY CLUB.
CnrnueI Country club.
Mammalian CITn.

THE ladies Trio Of stringcd In
strumcnts II prepared to furnish mu-
SIC for afternoon AMI evening rcccp-
tiOns. Terms reasonable. For par
tIculnrS Inquire Mrs. DE Wolf, Metro.
poiitan Hotel; Telephone sac
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-17

WANTED-A good mlkcr Matthew
Dairy Phone 420
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-17
PERSONALS.


FIRST CLASS stenographer desires
extra work afternoons. Postofilco
BOX as2.
CHARCOAL DEALERS--H. n. and
Samucls, dealers I'm charcoal and
charcoal furnaces. Cali up phone No.
iS2. corner Fourth and Central ave-
nue.. Prompt delivery. s-2O-c
ALL KINDS, both new AND second
hand. bought. sold. rented and re-
paired. Aibuquaraue Typewriter Ex-
change Phone $40.
ROOMS FOR RENT.
ron RENT Suite Of rooms for light
housekeeping 2oS South Arno. 81
ron RENT Rooms for light house.
Keeping Modern. electric light and
hath. $50 s. Third 81 i5-c
FOR RENT Nice rooI rooms IN
highlands. convenient 10 shopt
Iight housekeeping or single. sleeping
porches. 6i4 South Arno. Phone
1870.
FOR RENT--Store-room, ~ W Coat
W. V, Fuurelle.
FOR RENT--Futnishcd rooms for
housekeeping, rent reasonable j22
West Central avenue 1871
HOUSES FOR RENT.
FOR RENT Nicely Furnished three.
room house with porch ana shade
on rear OF lot SO per month Phone
566 Il
- -----s
FOR RENT--Four room cottage,
splendid sleeping porch. rent rcas-
enable Inquire Tl3 East non ave. 10
---------- ------------ ----------- .-----------
FOR RENT-Twn 10 1veroOm houses
furnished or unfinished W, Y.
Fmrelle, lli w Coal ~
FOR RENT Modern houses (. .. &, Z
rooms. close In: also store rooms,
W. II McMillion. Els w Gold 2t
FOR SALE-.-Miss elianeous.
ron sALE-tInderwoo typewriter.
good order. sac. Room No. I. orant
building n
Try a Herald Want Ad.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-17
WANTED.

WANTED You 10 try Coyote Springs
Mineral water; also best soft drinks
of all kinds. Albuquerque Bottllng
Co. Phone SIC.
WANTED situation by an exper.
fenced nurse 81 North broadway.
Phone 1O2 3tp
wANTED-A good mlkcr Matthew
Dairy Phone 420
WANTED--A good mixer Apply
Bezemeks Jersey Dairy. 1902 North
Fourth street
wANTED--Position by experienced
stenoRraphcr and alLaround office
man. Either permanent or tempo
rry Capable and best OF references.
NJ care Herald.
wANTEp--To rent n modern 5-room
house in the lowlands. preferably
Third ward north OF Coal avenue
Address Il. care Herald office. n
wANTED--Carpet cleaning W. A
Con, 200 East Central. Phone 5GS.
10 d -
WANTED--Clean cotton rags Herald
Office M
WANTED Sewing VIII 90 ont by
day or take work home Mrs ".
= Green. 7el y Twelfth street Trit-
phone 1921
WANTED Horse AID buggy tor
their keep. Inquire T. II Remnant
RosenWald's 2O-dh
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IN the District court of the United
states FOR the second Judicial Dis
trict for tho Territory OF New Mex
iru.
Bankruptcy M. %.
TO the creditors. Notice is hereby
given that John = Burnett of Alhu-
qucrque, y. Nj and district afurc-
said WAS duly adiudiDatcd bank
rupt On the l4th day Of August. lall.
and that the frs; meeting Of his Greet
John W. Wilson, referee. Cromwell
building, Albuquerque, " NJ. On the
2Gth day OF August 1911. az 10
O'Clock In the forenoon AT which tiU.o
the creditors may attond prove than
claims. appoint trustee. examine the
bankrupt and transact such other
business as may properly come before
said meeting.
Dated August 10, 1911
JOHN W WILSON.
Referee in Bankruptcy
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-08-17

st000--a-room. 2-Etory brick. mod
erh. West Central. hne location:
81 900 cash. balance per cent.
tis00-5-rom frame and bath, go.
broadway. close in. easy terms.
t2GtO--1 room frame cottage mod
crn. lot S7MVi50. shade ana fruit
trees. Fourth ward
s2700--G-room double brick. south
broadway. close In; rent sac: t7aS
cash. balance 3 per cent.
tiS0O-1.rOom cement finish mod
ern residence, hot water heat. largo
lot. good outbnildlngs: close Ia.
s27jO--5.room brick. modern. GOOD
shade. y Second 81 close in
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04
81
PassuraCe.

The North Dakota Military Board Is
now prepared to take for pasturage fors
the season hundreds OF head Of cattle
and horses. This reservation contains
over 1900 acres Of fine pasturage, weA
shaded and watered and all stock en-
trusted to- the Military Boards care
will be well taken care. of.
eT
App.yto
North Dakota Military Board
]. III. Kelly, Pres, or to
Custodian Of grounds
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04
MIS- Ethel Noble nE osasts. alfz.n

Miss Ethel Noble 0F 0saai5s. aEian,
VINO has baHn some lalG-atas 18th hen
sister Mr. Fred Baker oHa the flnaa Baa-
er farm i'm Morris HOVE nship is mnen1
Improved In health She came To RAM
seq county sEaEaEEe raaRg with lung t1o1E7e.
bast z tew uRp11hsoz1t OF door life hare
gEaafe. RESTORED her Miss Mobile sleeas
on1 OF doors i'm 2 tent even i'm tine
roaghest weather and feels this has
had n1nch to DO With her cure.
Nino1 w5E have two days aviation
exhibition August IL and II, during tine
big land opening Lucky Bob St Henry
Will be There with his Cnrsass machine.
Hon WEAEiam J. Price of FARGO ann
James Dinnie OF Grand Fork have
been here this week looking after some
contract work Mr- Price is one of tine
most enthusiastic insurgent repabli-
cans i'm the state and believes the pro-
ggessEve sentiment in this state is
stronger TINS year than ever before
One of the happ5ess picnic parties of
the summer was given i'm She9vers
Grove last Sunday by the members of
the Norden Chorus Early i'm the day
With their families and quite a gather
ing OF friends they met in the grove
and enjoyed q fine musical program,
then q picnic dinner and more music
in the afternoon until the woods just
rang With their merriRenS- and song.
Prof Holm was at his best and gave
some five baritone solos
II ne keep ON s@at1ing, SOME day
some enge-prislng man VIII make a
fortune breeding flies for fish bait
John Waybrock, an empEoye ON tine
Great Northern should have a medal
for honesty. Just think of turning over
q big va Of money 10 the owner in
these hard times. It is just what John
did when he found a pocket book De
longing to a Canadian woman who had
o=sn riding ON mis- train
a z$ !
Miss Pead Crawford daughter OF
Mr. and Mrs ". E Crawford, and
WILLS Long connected With the Great
Northern shops, were married Friday
evening very quietly before Judge
Henry. Miss Selma Roe attended the
bride and Harry FTnnigan of5eiated as
best man The young people have the
best wishes of host of friends in the
city for future happiness and prosper
i1y. They are spending few days
honeymoon With friends in Grand
Forks
County Supt- Haig returned Satur-
day from Grand Forks where he at
tended the closing of the summer
school at the University. Supt Haig
comes home enthusiastic about the
benefits OF the summer school from an
educational standpoint Ramsey coun-
t. was well represented this year, bet
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

"A hmm as0zaas Ericznrs OF the Devils
Lake base bail ss=sazzay tine cEnarn x,aa
inc ssz4Essss appeared in the sporting Rse-
lun OF the Sunday ST. Pz4aa D5sa5atcla-
w Z Bryant OF uhszs1eyans Grain
,aa24 Egasl company, is az home again
atsr happy Visit at the old hozns in
EesFe Hazase..g nsaiana:
..g@ "a. VI
a mission festival VIII be HEIDI by tie
cnRaTeass served by Kew 4 C. Barron.
an NEXT Sunday, Aug 8. In the grove OIL
Andrew Anderson, ON Devils lake.
Rev. z T GUAM of Rugby viii sIsaak
at p III and there wigl be z program
rendered by the church choir A mi
SION Offering viii also be taken zach
family is requested to bring lunch.
Master Fred Cooper, ONE OF the most
efficient and useful Devils that ever
lowered around q print shop and con-
neeIed with the lnter.Oeean in this
capacity, is crippled With badly
pinched finger this week that made
him lose one joint Fred bears it
heroieally though and when sympatfliz-
ed With says Nav, it don't hurt -
Edward Moe, z Young farmer living
near Tioga. n D., proved himself a
hero a few dats ago when alter both
his father and brother had descended
into q well and become unconscious
with the poisonous gas ne went down
and brought them both TO the surface
saving their lives The Lad is but IL
and s1cEa henoism is worthy Carnegie
medal
Mrs 4 L Hopkins, her daughter and
two sons have taken their departure
Tor Spokane Wash, for q visit Of sew
eral weeks with relatives and friends
MIR. Hopkins will join them in few
DAYS and will enjoy few weeks vaea-
ton They expect to visit in different
places in Washington and Idaho be
fore they return F.
Prof Howard Simpson and family
took their departure last evening for
their home in Grand Forks after SIX
weeks work at the biological station
at the ChaH1aueua- Prof. Simpson as
sisted by some of the students at the
station has just completed q map that
Will be very valuable to Ramsey eoun-
T., map OF old Rock Island and old
Devils Lake shore line
The classes al the biological station
under Prof B7snnon of the University
have disbanded for the summer after
several weeks OF profitable work MT
and Mrs P L GarDass OF Cavalier
have been among the students and left
On Saturday for visit to Cavalier
from here they viii 90 to Stanley
where Mr. Gsrnass viii have charge of
the schools this year
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04
Cord wood for Fence Poles.

The North Dakota Military Board
have lot of poles for sale, that are
suitable for fencing and cord wood,
both in town and on the Military
grounds Apply to North Dakota Mill
tary board ~
]. N. Kelly, President, Or
to Custodian of the grounds.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04
4 Z @ 4

Every young person needs business education and ii
costs more to set at this great Business and Short
hand Training School, under exact ofhcs conditions
fzn at one Of fhe small Questionable The results
are. however very different $50 d. b. C. pupis went
20 erceIisnf positions IN banks and Offices last year
80 viii do this year All Fargo banks and 6as
Others employ DE pupils bookkeepers, te1lexs
ssenographss cashiezs No otsr sehooa offers such
evidence Of sndoEsemsns. < "
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

John W. Mahsr makes farm loans
1t lowest and easy terms-
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04
LOCALS:

Hanzoa's photo zsna5o. NOW over
RaMssy Drug Co
The Tony La BrEa- family, old RESI-
dents OF Eaknts- sse moving 10 Ednon-
tor % MAKE new home
Telephone YOUR orders to
Brainard's Hardware Store for
gasoline and kerosene.
Nj and MIR George Mo0res and f.
aal7y en5ored a visit with friends at
Csr,zng1on over SUNDAY
Postmas1er Richard DaeleE is i'm AT
tendance at the annual gathering cI
the srzte P Ms this week in Grand
Forks
Miss Psa12 Monroe. a charming
Grand Forks girl. Is the guest of the
Misses Pauline and Olga Serumgsrd
this week
Elmer EgsoEersoo. manager OF the
DsE5ls Like DING Co, Is N attendance
a. the druggists convention at Grand
Forks this wesE
Miss Helen Hasg, deputy county sup
e-ntsnden1 OF schools. en5oyed an
ove- Snnday visis With relatives at
Be-rho26, " D.
Don't fail 10 see the vsuderE1lzans
At the Grand Wednesday evening. Ang-
18th Fur the benefit OF the Advent
Guild House fund
The North Dakota Liquor Institute
Is z guaranteed cure for the liquor and
morphine habits Institute, 722 N Bird
ST. Grand Forks, y. D.
Miss Lcttie Riley of Churchs Fer=y
vas called 10 Winnipeg by the serE-
Gus Illness OF a Young nephew, a son of
Mrs James Riley.
O. II Shipley OF Hsmpden has gone
On trip to Iowa and Illinois to inter
est land seekers in Ramsey county and
Cavalier county lands
1 man who had not shaved would
have nightmare until ne did if ne saw
that display of shavings IN the Ramsey
Drug eouapanys window.
Miss Alberta Montgomery Of Lyons,
Iowa, who has been the charming
guest OF Miss Msyoesle Serumgar1.
has returned TO II home
Miss Helen Holmes of Bathgate,
daughter Of MI and Mrs Herb Holmes,
Is here for few days visit with her
cousin Miss MEded Holmes
Rubin Marshall, son OF John Mar
shall on 18th street. IS suffering With
blood poisoning in MS foot and has had
a painful time for some days
Telephone Brainard's Hard
ware Store for ga cline and ker-
osine- Orders Of this kind at
tended to with strict pronptness
Mrs J. @ Adams en5ored visit
from her sister Mrs !o=52 and le7
daughter Miss Ella O. Z-2--:5-n --..s
week
Misses Sl457o- - 4 - 5sctazzcc-
OF Laka-2 r,'@ :::-<z- s4-iE .Ee:aaF- =
for England &. : sit viz 7.4i7 ~
te7nai gs3zdnoZner Mrs A!ea ~
Naste-
Mis- Mary :iz-5? connected VII
Mani dry goods store, IS Is:-i2g
well earned yscazi5a S5.e wizl Viz.
for three weeks with relatives n NJ
aeapoIis-
H P Nu-ra. Of Churci1s Ferry, HLc
underwent an operation IL St Mich
aelrs hospital in Grand Forks not long
since, has returned TO rs home quite
improved IN health
The gostoffce at Consadine. y. D..
has been discontinued and mail for
parties there should 60 in future to
! Cando, n. D., according to an order
from the department
News from the Clark KeElys who are
with their daughter Miss Loretta in
Minneapolis says Miss Loretta is not
4 gaining in health. the recent hot spell
proving very trying.
In al probability the Gram Construc
!, ton Co has the biggest pay roll OF any
concern in Devils Lake. It r7lns as high
K as sls00-eo month, and employs o.
] people most OF the tine.
5&5 August Warner, farmer nes!
Hampden, has e1perimented tnIs yea.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

ter than ever tBsfore. and every One OF
the teachers who attended are lo1d
i'm tae4r ssEafse OF the benefits derived
l.. Druggist Albert H Bell IS i'm attend
snoa al the annual stale druggists
convention al GRAND Forks this week
1Er. Bell is president OF the organic
E16on and presided at all tine meetings $
i'm am able 6Egni5ea manner. There are
z lot of other mice Things we might
saw about MIR Bell but we are saving
Them unt5l a later date this month
when tine customary The gToona is a
ycang imam of ability and integrity. one
of the ci1ys most energetic Young busa-
mes mem, etc. VIII be i'm order
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

Legal blanks at Inter-Ocean ONCE.
t,rE
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

NineV w5ll have TWO days aviation
exhibition August IL and II, during tine
big land opening Lucky Bob St Henry
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

a h saz asas0zaae Ericzanre Of the Devils
Lake base bail team tine cflarap Of
S2s state. appeared IN the snor ling. SCI
lun O. the Sunday ST. Psa4aa E5ss5aacEa.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

Telephone Brainard's Hard
ware Store for ga>oline and ker-
osine- Orders Of this kind at
tended to with strict prornptness-
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

Miss Lot1ie Riley Of Churchs Ferry
vas called 10 Winnipeg by the serE-
Gus Illness of Young nephew, son of
Mrs James Riley
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

Mrs J. @ Adams entered visit
from her sister Mrs :o=52 and lez
daughter Miss Eta o. I-2-E5-n --..=
week
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

The North Dakota Liquor Institute
Is guaranteed cure for the liquor and
morphine habits Institute, gz3 n. Bird
St, Grand Forks, y. D.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

W. Z Bryant OF uhsSS1eyans Grain
,aaa EEasl company, Is at home AGAIN
ater happy visit at the old hosne in
EesEe Hazage..E Indiana. s
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

O. Il Shipley OF Hsmpden has gone
On trip to Iowa and Illinois to inter
est land seekers in Ramsey county and
Cavalier county lands
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

The home Of Mr. and Mrs Peter Link
southwest OF the city. came very near
II being DESTROYED by fire a few days
ago Some careless passer-by threw a
lighted match among the dry leaves
OF the timber near their house and it
took strenuous work ON the part of
seven men with Mrs Links help to
ex1lnguish the blaze that started.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

a mission festival VIII be Eeid a9y. Ene
caRlTc3sS served by Kew 4 C. Barron.
an NEXT Sunday, Aug ., In tine grove Oh
Andrew Anderson, ON Devils lake.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-08-04

Rev Z T Guam of Rugby will sTssaa
at ? p III and there VIII be program
rendered by the church choir A mi
SION Offering VIII also be taken Zach
family is requested to bring luneh.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-01-03
Miracle Of a Bath Sponoe

Henry Savage Lander. at one time
captive Of the Lamas in Tibet. tells
the following adventure:
The Lamas had got hold OF nv
bath sponge. which was dry and
pressed to great thInness by q heavy
weight which had rested upon Il.
Throwing II from them, It fell In a
little pool OF water | addressed the
sponge In English and with any words
that came into my head. pretending
to utter lamentations.
The attention OF the I.amas and
soldiers WAS quickly drawn to this TN.
usual behavior on my part. They
could not conceal their terror when,
AZ ] spoke louder and louder to tho
sponge. 1t gradually swelled to It's nor
nal size. The Tibetans. who at Grst
could hardly believe their eyes be-
came panic.strickcn There was a
general stampede"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-01-03
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

The new board of county COM
missioncrs, consisting Of William
Willis, John Creighton and Isaac
Griswold, met Monday and organ
ICED by clccting Commissioner
Willis chairman. The board then
approved the bon DIS of the various
county officers and took u recess
until Tuesday forenoon.
At Tuesdays meeting, the board
cleared up the claims against the
county and transacted other bust
ness. AS the list of trial jurors
for the ensuing two years must be
selected at this meeting the board
will he in session two or three days
more.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-01-03
No. 1856
J. Notice of Application for Per
mission to Appropriate the Public

-
mission to Appropriate the Public
Waters of the State of Nevada
Notice is hereby given that on
the 9th day of October, 1910, in
accordance with Section rs, Chapter
XXI, of the Statutes of 1909,
one Nevada Land & Live stock
Company of Elko, County of Elko
and State of Nevada, made ap-
plication to the State Engineer of
Nevada for permission to appropH-
ate the public waters Of the State
of Nevada. Such appropriation is
to be made from an unnamed creek
nd its tributaries in T. 40 NJ, r.
SO f., M. D. M. in Elko County,
Nevada, and locally known as
Indian Creek, at point which bears
west from quarter corner on line
between sections Il and % in TIP.
40 N. r. So E., M. d. M. is 875
feet distant and being in NE4 Of
NW4 Of Sec. 20 in r. 40 N. r.
So f M. ID. M. by means Of a dam
and fifteen cubic feet per second
is to be conveyed to points in the
Sci Of Sci of Sec. 9, Sci of
NWt, M of SW1 and SWt of
SW3 of Sec. 49, M of SCI, of
SE4 of Sch. SWI of NEt. NEi of
NEt and SW4 of SW1 of Sec. Is,
the Sci of NW4 SW4 of NE4 and
WI Of Sci of Sec. 20. WI of NW4,
SCI of NW4. WI of NE4 and NEi
of NE4 of Sec. 81. M of NW4 of
Sec. 28, NEi, NWi of Sci, NE4
of SW4 and WI Of SW4 of Sec.
90. Sci of NE4 and FL of Sci Of
Sec. 80, and NW4 Of NW4 of Sec.
SO, all in T. 40 NJ, r. So EN- ID.
M. by means Of bitches and there
used for irrigation. Water not to
he returned TO stream
Date of first publication January 3.
1911.
Date of last publication FEBRUARY. 8,
1911.
Signed:
Emmett d. Boyle
State Engineer.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-01-03
BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR
CATRRH THAT CONTAIN MERCURY

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense of smell and completely de-
range the whole system when enter
ing it through the mucus surfaces.
Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from re-
putable physicians, as the damage
they will do is ten fold to the good
you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure manufact-
ured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo
o., containsno mercury, andis taken
internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Inbuying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine.
1t is taken internally and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by Efficiency &Co.
Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price, 75c.
per bottle. Take Halls Family
Pills for constipation. ~ n;
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-01-03
MADE TO Do DOUBLE DUTY
Great Writer'S Brilliant Idea to Com
bine Trousers and Slippers In
One Garment.

In village In the heart Of Touraine
there lives an old man whose pride II
Is that he once had the honor Of ma.
kirs pair OF trousers for Balzac
The old tailor delights to tell of his
meeting with the distinguished French.
mar. iarper's Weekly says.
When the tailor got to the chateau
where BalZac was staying he found
him In the garden at work on a novel
He was so busy that the tailor waited
In silence. Many sheets OF paper
'nV":c H.'h Are writing, lay around
min. He would write a spell, then
stare wildly about, and then go at It
again as IL he knew that a world was
waiting for his words.
After standing near and watching
the great man a while the tailor at
last felt that he must interrupt Bal
FAC In order to get his measure for
the trousers. Balzac was extremely
good-natured; smiled as the tailor
measured him, but spoke but once.
NO feet" said he. as the tailor nm
ished his measurements. Then he
turnel to his. work.
The worthy tailor had no idea at
all what this meant, but for some
reason he had not courage enough to
Interrupt the novelist again TO ask.
However. the tailor CHANGED to meet
a servant on his way out and of him
inquired what Mons. Balzac meant by
mo feet
oh" responded the servant. Mons
Balzac wants his trousers made with,
out any openings at the bottom, so
that he can sit and write without hav-
Ing TO put on slippers"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-01-03
Not Always tho Sama.

"Can I use your telephone a min.
ute" asked a middle-aged woman OF
. Brooklyn grocer.
but you used II yesterday after.
noon, last night and two hours ago. "
he protested.
Yes, but ! forgot something"
"You were telephonipg about your
husband"
Eyes, and here is the situation. lie
IL on on a spree. He always calls
me up on tho phone after a day or
two to tell me what a bully time he
IL having. My name ia Sniggs."
"And he hasn't called you up this
ume7"
'No. Sometimes he gets Il SniRgs
and sometimes Riggs Briggs or Digs
/ want to strike him somewhere n I
can and tell him to remember, no
matter how tight he gets, that II Ia
Bni.s.g.s."
The grocer's heart expanded. and
he allowed her the use OF the teIe
phone free OF cost.