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Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-08
GAPLETS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

For quick results advertise in the
journal.
Julius Hanson arrived from east the
first of the week and has accepted IA
position with his brother in the Gap
Grill.
DR.. Cabbage, dentist, will be in
Judith Gap from the 10Th to 25th OF
each month. Office in the Gap hotel.
Benny Lunceford, formerly night
cook in the Gap Grill, has accepted
position as clerk in Beers Il Haynes
general merchandise store.
Harness and shoe repairing. j. IL.
Thompson.
\ brother of William Nichols ar
rived from Tennessee last week and
is guest of William on the home
stead near Oxford.
+. Il. Worden, lawyer, First Ma
tiOnal block, phone l27. LewistOwn.
Murphy Bros. began excavating on
the lots recently purchased by the
Mckenzie Mercantile company, adj
joining the Palace Buffet. the first OF
the week, preparatory to the erection
of the new store building.
Prompt attention given to al class
es Of job work at the Journal office.
The rainy season set in last sunday
and it has been raining more or less
every day since. The wet weather
has put stop to threshing, but the
moisture is welcomed by those who
have already sowed their winter
wheat.
hand, strong and experienced. $500
per day. Extra wages for harvest
work. Three weeks work for right
man.--llenry Lanius. it,
s. J. Small has a client i'm Michigan
who has highly improved fruit and
general purpose farm close to several
| good markets, which he desires to
trade for farm lands in Montana.
Full particulars can be had at the
journal office.
| Taken Up.-One bay filly which pre-
sists in breaking into my pasture.
| Branded with half circle attached
to the top something like this - on
right thigh. star in forehead. Own
er may have same by calling ut my
ranch "a of mile west of Oxford
and paying for this notice.. f.
Parker.
u. \. Backmann is making two
large signs to stretch across the
street near the depot and on the hill
bearing the inscription wv elcOme.'
The lettering is being done with
grains, and are a work OF art. Mr..
Rackmann has had large experience
in decorating with grains and grasses,
and Judith Gap is indeed fortunate in
having the services of this talent ed
gentleman III the coming celebration
! lie will also have the arranging OF
the agricultural exhibit in the large
I tent, and it goes without saying that
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-08
Great Northern Time Table.

No. 43.-For Great Falls, Spo-
kane, Seattle and all points
north. northwest and in Can
ada. 10: 10 a. m.
no. 44.-For Kansas City, st.
Louis, Chicago and eastern
and southeasternpo points. 2:+3 p. m.
No. - and a on the division from
Great Falls to Billings stop only at
Hroadyiew, Judith Gap, Stanford and
Belt.
NO. al. For Great Falls and in
termediate points. -. l2:27 y. m.
No o42.-FOr Billings and inter-
mediate points. ....... 3:55 y M
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-08
Milwaukee Time Table.

NO. 10. MAIL TRAIN.
Leave I.ewistown Observation-Disclosures S a. III.
Arrive Judith Gap. ...............ll.ln Il. III.
Arrive lIarowton ,...................1l u. III.
Connects with mail train No. Is for the west
NO. lis
Arrive Judith Gap. ...................l:uS d. III.
Arrive IIarowton. Observation-Disclosures, 400 a. H.
Connects with No. Is for east at SIS a. III.
NO. rs. MAI. TRAIN.
Leave IIarowton ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS D. H.
Arrive Judith Gap. Observation-Disclosures SAB - III.
Arrive l.cwistown. 7:lS y. mt
Connects at Harlow with No. IT., eaSthOuiid
Leave HarlOWtO .,....................AW l a. III.
Arrive Judith Gap. a. m
Arrive I.ewiStowfi. MISREPRESENTATION a. III
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

ct see," said the stage struck youth
that the authors will pretty soon
havin' to be formin' a union or a pro-
tective association
- AN how's that, kid?" asked the
stage doorkeeper who had not yet had
q chance to look over the paper.
The Actors Are Buttin' In
1.-The actors are all buttin' in," said
the S. S. Y. Didn't you know that
Nat Goodwin had written a book"
well what of it?" demanded the
S d. K. Hasn't he got a right and
don't everybody want to know what
his views on matrimony are. We went
over that some time ago. but the thing
that gets me is that Mrs. Goodwin
number five or Mrs. Goodwin number
seven, 1 disremember which, but the
one that was Edna Goodrich, had rolled
up her sleeves, grabbed a stylus and a
bunch of papyrus and dashed of one
az the six best sellers herself.
q" sFThat's what / call business acumen.
Now, IL 1t was earlier in the year, and
/ was a-goin' away on vacation. I'd
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

piled the great detective Proceed,
Mrs. Smith. Tut, tut. don't ask me.
It's very simple. I know your name
10 Smith because one out of every
thousand names Is Smith. and my dear
madam. ! saw at a glance that you
are woman IN Thousand"
He acts funny, peculiar, odd.
strange" went on the woman when
ever he mails a letter. I have been
afraid to mention 1t to him, but. oh,
sir. sir, oh, I fear shere Is some
terrible secret behind Il ell. First ne
stands, with legs wide apart, in front
of the NAH box, then he waves the
stamp three tiraas over his head ana
runs the envelope on his bald spot, ana
then he puts the stamp on upside down.
Not once. but v-ery time he mails Q
letter, and"
Madam" interrupted the great de-
tective, SIS your husband a graduate
Of correspondence school?' and
when she nodded q surprised affirma-
tive, he explained. Then no further
fears It used to be his college yell,
and he still has the habit"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

Mr.. Johnson, witch is pops friend,
calm ovir to our house last mite and
tawked to pop and smoaked.
Well. Kongriss has ajerned. sed pop,
but wat good duz that do Us. Izent
that a fearse thing about the rekaIl of
judges, he sed.
So then pop startid to tawk about the
rekall of judges, witch meens that
moar states kant KUN into the yewn-
yin II the judges is rekalled. avn ak
kount Of President Taft.
Enyhow, sed pop, lets go GROUND the
kornir Thares 1 Of the best judges
no OF GROUND thare, and wen he wunce
mixes them he never rekalls them.
Awl Rite
Avn rite, sed Mr. Johnson. 1t mite
give me a klearer ideer of the sub
jeckt, and pop and MI. Johnson went
out.
Sammy, sed my Cuxzin Benny, who
was there, and sed Wat
Let'g play rekan Of judges, he sed.
Do YOU see this books Of maraskeeno
chocklits? Well let them be the Judges
and let US be the states wanting to
get into the yewnyin. We put the mar
askeeno chocklits avn the furnitshure,
he sed, and If peepil rekaH them by
setting avn them. we kant join the
yewnyin. And they win be rekalled II
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

they are sat avn avn rite avn ak
kount Of beeing full OF waiter or wins
or sumthing, he sed
Anvil rite, I sed. and we put Judge,
meening maraskeeno chockiit, avn the
morris chare. avn eetch Of the othir
chares and 4 avn the sofer, beeing
bigger and heading moar Judges.
Aftir while pop and Mr.. Johnson
calm back, and pop sat avn the NOR
ris chare and Mr.. Johnson sat avn a
regular chare, retailing judges, WITCH
we Good almost heer them skwash.
Fello sitizens, sed Benny, It don't look
as II we was goin to Join the yewuyin.
Watts the trubbil, sed pop, and Benny
sed- Nuthing, we are ony playing
Then pop sed. Maybe I'm not tired,
and he got up awf the morris chare and
layed down avn the sofer, retailing 4
Judges awl at wunce. The morris chare
looked fearse ware that Judge had bin
rekalled, but It dident look any fearser
than pops cote wen he wawked ovir to
the sofer.
Wat the DEVIL IL awI this sticksy
stun, sed Mr.. johnson, and Benny sed.
Fello sitizens, we cant join the yewn-
YIN, so lets go, so we went while Mr..
Johnson was getting up awf Of his
chare to look and see wat maid It 80
sticky.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
SIZE HOLDS IT UP TO
THE>cLINGING VINE GIRL

appeal to the tenderness and chivairy
in men wins.
Girl Who Has the Strength to Sup
port. have you ever watched, from your
grown-up place of power and strength.
the bright and snowy antics Of a clever
childf Its keen mind charmed you. You
enjoyed hparing the baby lips lisp
verses. You reyeled in the romping
play that revealed the youngster's
health. But what won you utterly
What swept your heart right out of
your bosom and laid II as q tribute at
the little feet7 What brought a food
Of tenderness to your whole being 20
exquisite that you thrilled and throbbed
and scared heavenward In it7 What?
One little nesting gesture, one instant's
pressure Of the golden head against
your breast, one divine second when
the baby leaned for love of your
strength against you. taoitly putting
himself in your protecting care.
Exquisite Surrenders
Do you wonder. then, that the girl,
the CLINGING VINE, who has the
gift Of this exquisite surrender, wins
strong men? Much as they admire
the bright, gay. clever, strong girl,
they, too, like you, are really cap
tured by the girl who knows how to
trust herself to them, to express loves
deepest meaning. Why don't you
learnt Strength can cling. And the
willing clasp Of VINE that does not
need support ID finer tribute to
man than the cling Of mere dangler.
Men haven't any sense about these
things. They cannot see what Is
good for them. Show them. Learn
to attract them with the tender grace
Of the CLINGING VINE. And you
can keep them with the strength that
we'll, It seems to require o good deal
to make marriage lasti
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

yiumbing in this neighborhood. never
until today have I been phoned for to
castor up the ice kings pipes. You've
heard of him-he's the head of the Re
frigo Ice Company, and he lives in the
double jointed brownstone front with
the white trimmings. And somebody
insthe house phoned for me today.
Don't you get the connection? Who
has the popular rep. for maxim tina
most and the easiest money? It's q
close fight between the ice man and the
plumber. amt 1t? Well, here was I. q
plumber, and a good one, called into the
brewnstone domicile of an ice king!
Now do you get It?
Il was dyspeptic water pipe that
had TO fix up, and just after I'd given
Il a parting whack with my hammer,
who should slide into the kitchen but
tlie ice, king. How much do owe
your" he says. Say. that was a mo-
ment, wasn't Il? Ice king asking
plumber-oh. say!
rAs q plumber to an iceking," says,
s.pot a. cent" And he invited me to
dinner,- md stayed Wasn't that q
funny thing?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

buy the two of them books and wouldn't
ask for any other readin' matter all
summer.
of course. IL you want to clutter up
your baggage with literature, just re-
member that you can't still be true
to your profession, for there's a neat
little book out by one Dinny Frohman,
him of the Frohmans from County
Clare. don't know what it's about,
but probably some folklore tales from
the old dart. $50.
And That's Not All
IN that's not all. Katherine Grey
is out with an octave, with her name
in gilt letters on the cover, and
George Brennan is trailing along. So
you see that there is only one thing to
take into consideration"
And that is" said the s. g. Y.
That to succeed in literature you
must be- or have been on the stage. :"
said the 8. D. K
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Witty Lines For
- Dull Evenings
WERE HANDED DOWN

Every one knew Jonathan skinfin,
as millionaire. with the exception, sc
It appeared, Of Skinfiint himself He in.
vartably wore the shabbiest of clothes
and is reported to have dined one day
on a couple Of peas and grape skin.
One day an old friend endeavored to
persuade the miser to dress better. 81
am surprised" he said. that you should
let yourself become so shabby"
But am not shabby" expostulated
Sklinf1int.
oh, yes. you are" replied the friend.
Remember your father. He was al
ways neatly, even elegantly, dressed
His clothes were very handsome"
Skinfiint gave utterance to a hearty
laugh. Why" he shouted triumphant.
ly, these clothes I've got on were
fathers"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Drawn for The Washington Times.

RoCEEDING upon the theory tina.
what You want most you are most
apt to, get. you get THE NAN.
1t is because your nature Graves the
strength of mascuiinity on which to
lean that you Intentionally and un-
consciously, too, display the man-wfn-
ming charms.
A beautiful and wise woman once
told me that two kinds OF women won
men. You are one-she who has the
grace TO lean. The other was the one
who had the strength to support.
You reach out, as II you actually had
the tendrils of the vine, to catch the
interest of strong men. That Is why
you are worth observing. Personally,
admire you; but, as Duke de Luvois
said In Lucille" you tire me. OF
course, ! ought not to feel that way.
It is not on me that you lean or want
to lean. But there is namby@pamby-
ness beneath your grace Of leaning
that spoils your charm.
Slaziness OF Makeup
And / get a bit impatient with the
nice, big men who see only your grace
and cannot detect your general slazi-
ness of makeup. Why. ] have seen
men whose strength OF character.
whose splendor OF will, whose mem
tai dynamics have swayed thousands
married to CLINGING VINES like
you. At least, they had been as sweet
and graceful and delicate as you are.
But when saw them they were
just as much vegetation dangling in
effectively and Intellectually on the
sturdy oaks. Marriage and the re-
sponsibilfties which your kind are not
fitted to meet had reduced them to
misunderstanding parasites
But you can teach the girls who
have the strength to give womanly
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
A Well-Filled
Cartridge of Humor
IN THE FUTURE

Can you tell me where your hus-
band went7' asked the bill collector.
no" replied the misunderstanding
woman.
"or when he win be backr
NO"
BUT you're sure he win be back
some timer
Not entirely"
well, remarked the collector wear
fly, II the firm takes my advice this
is the last time 1t win extend credit to
an aviator"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Natural Elattery

How does that stupid fellow happen
to make such hit with the girisf Why.
he looks like an ape"
That's just It. Notice how long his
arms are? Well, he makes each girl
think that her waist Is about three sizes
smaller than It really is"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Suspicious

Lawyers. ONCE Boy (excitedly)-
what dye think, kid7 De boos just
gimme q grandstand ticket for de ball
game dis afternooni
Brokers' Once Boy-Geei What have
youse got on himf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Putting II Of

Professor ebusy writing)-what do you
want now?
Lucy-I only want to say good
night"
Professor-Never mind now. I'm busy.
Tomorrow morning will do just az well.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
His Answer

81 got so exasperated at the trial
that I called the Judge an imbeciler'
Then what do you dor
Sixty days"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
The Stamp Case; Or,
Not Nutty AT AL

7 want to talk about my h1sband.-
said the stout woman, as she took a
chair and sat upon the lounge.
That Is woman's prerogative," re-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
She Got on Them

did you get on your knees when
you proposedg
NO. the girl proposed to was using
them"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Our Plumber Says,
Two of a Kind

Funny thing happened today. Some
people might call it a coincidence, but
let, IL go as a funny thing.
Do you know, as long as I've been
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
BEGINNING Young

Pa-what does all that scowline
and growing mean. Earle?
Earlie-I was thinking about the
umpire
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Severe Tests

''Do'you think scribbler and his wife
really love each otherT'
I'm certain Of 1t. She always reads
what he writes. and he eats what she
cooks"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

words Conditions will perhaps which will
doubt remember
home for and that love and alone Now words
back with all
don't know whether to laugh silly
suppose will eventually laugh although just can't keep the
! out of my eyes Il
Would Mean Ar Advancement
should have known, that little polite
people would perhaps advancement for
OF could well have off the
the managers
must have been have
theway place, and
that chapeone R Bnns think said
raving like mad and blaming everybody inducing
And do really feel sorry party
1t be terrible have weekly
But SOUL suppose that with all her she can't find
anything else do and without sarcastic
. her.
:" Sewing and Saving T..
Now dearest of myl
OF jealousy and I'll try not to again just going
cooking lessons and saving
everything ready for just you building
And then what long still
night dearest H
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
Loretta's Looking Glass

support at need the grace to lean
at leisure. At least, you may not
actively teach them; but they can
see what your strong and immediate
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY
Rising Junior-Now, my good soul,
what is the nature Of your business or
trade?
Dear Old Fraud (coyiy) = THROWN
confetti at weddin's, sir.--Punch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

out O. the girls that do powder: Do you know, Belle?
Now Belle don't anything
what kept Lillian Russell beautiful o.
powdered-I think you've got 100 much sense Belle
I'd really like find
don't like tit all he shoulders when they're dancn
their cheeks when sayn
biggest reason for anything girls do.
It's Not to Prevent Shiny Noses
Some O. the girls pretend they noses get shiny
but that's all bluff Watch EN- Belle you'll em
away when their got dollar with
hole in it. So it can't be the shine
thought might be the sensation the other night
classic fashnabe white burial didn't
feel sensation worth braggn about but
Z thought might Then forgot all about it, and Bill
"Mame," he he "are
noble o. bakin'%
NO. not SOS you could it." says. WHY"
II can't for four he then remembered
the powder
Its powder, Bill" says my most winnn smile
don't think it's improvement?
Il think it's sight, Bill when did
That's what it is BELIEF A habit!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

Some Encouragement
Miss Emma, I love you"
well, now you are down on your
knees you may as well tie my shoe
laces."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08

EAREST BOY:-What silly little goose was for
my outburst of jealousy last night, but, somehow,
dearest, the mention of your name with another
woman seems to set my heart athumping and stirs
up all that is primitive and womanish in my nature.
They say that woman should not show her
true feeling to the man she loves, but with you,
dear, it is different. / love you much that it
seems / must tell you everything, all that is in my
heart for if do not feel like child who has
done something behind its mothers back, and try
as / might to keep it hidden in my heart it shows
in my actions and moods. -r.. ......a
1919
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-08
M A ME ELLIS BELLE
Perhaps Nobody
Really Knows
WHY THE GIRLS POWDER

HE question is, Belle: Is any more beautiful
with her nose powdered7
never met yet that thought she was.
and yet, although women have been accused of
eating, sleeping, dressing and living for the express
purpose of appearing more beautiful in mems eyes
ever since Eve made her first fig leaf harem skirt,
the dear girls persist in dsguisin their noses with
powder.
So 1t must be, Belle, that the natch'ral and
commendable desire to look pretty has nothin' to
do with it. o. course, Belle / don't powder, my
self, so don't know the hidden reason, and I've
The Washington times., 1911-02-01
Thousands Getting
Rid of Catarrh
This Vile Disease Can be Conquered
without Swallowing Maui
seating Drugs.

When you can go to Henry Evans or
James ODonneIl's this very day and
get remedy that Is guaranteed to end
the misery and humiliation Of every
catarrh sufferer or money back, why
don't you do it?
Ask for HYOMEI outfit and start
at once to Danish hawking, splitting,
snuffing, stuffed up head, crusts in
nose and disgusting discharge.
Breathe HYOMEI and this healing,
soothing antiseptic, which enters your
lungs in the form of vaporized air and
comes from the eucalyptus trees of in
land Australia will reach the infested
parts and kill the germs promptly.
Besides catarrh, HYOMEI is guaran-
teed for colds. coughs, Group, asthma
and catarrhal deafness. Just breathe
it-no stomach dosing.
A complete HYOMEI outfit, includ-
ing inhaler and one bottle of HYOMEI,
costs only 300 at druggists everywhere.
II you already own an inhaler you can
get an extra bottle of HYOMEI liquid
for only Soc.
To break up a cold in head or chest
over night, try this just before retiring.
Into a bowl three-quarters full of boil
ing water, pour teaspoonful Of HY-
OMEI, cover head and bowl with towel
and breathe for five minutes the anti
septic, healing vapor that arises.
The Washington times., 1911-02-01
A SUICIDE,
CORONER'S VERDICT
Wrote Mother and Father
Asking Them to For
give Him.

A verdict of suicide was rendered by
the coroner's jury at the inquest today
over the body Of Rufus c. Brooks, jr.,
who ended his life yesterday afternoon
by inhaling Illuminating gas in a room
at S27 Fourth street northwest
Brooks. who was twenty-three years
old, had been out of employment for
several months, and two letters which
he left to his parents. at N street
northwest, indicated that he had con-
templated ending his life, for some
time. -.
In the letter to his mother, he said:
Don't be angry with me. because you
know how 1 feel. OF all the loving
mothers, think you are the best. Ma,
forgive me for taking my own life"
To his father he wrote:
Forgive me for this rash act. OF
course. you know it has been in my
head to do it for some time. What !
want to say is. that you have been one
true. loving father to me-"
Yesterday morning Brooks, who is
said to have been drinking heavily for
several weeks, received a letter from
his father, who advised him to seek
employment in another city or join the
navy.
The Washington times., 1911-02-01
Girl. WIFE RECEIVERS
FROM ACID BURNS
Separation From Husband
Causes Mrs. Friedrich to
Drink Poison.

Promising that she would not again
attempt to end her life. Mrs. Bertha
Friedrich, sixteen years old. having re-
covered from the effects of drinking a
quantity Of carbolic acid at her home,
1898 Ninth street northwest, today was
discharged from the Emergency. Hos
pital.
Behind the unsuccessful effort which
the girl-wife made to kill herself lies a
pathetic story Of annulment proceed
ings being instituted by parents OF the
husband.
The girl, who was formerly Miss
Bertha Richardson. was married several
months ago in Baltimore to Albert
Friedrich, seventeen years old. Of 4O5
East Capitol street. A short time ago
Attorney w. Earl Ambrose was engaged
by the boys parents to draw up a bill
to annul the marriage. Learning that
such action was being contemplated,
Mrs. Friedrich purchased a bottle of
carboIic acid.