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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-21
Constipated all Ills Life
Now Cured Trial Free

one dollar a bottle. the latter being
the family size, But II you prefer TO
learn its value personally before buy
Ing. then send Your name and address
to Or. CnId we'll and he Will promptly
send you a free sample.
II is without doubt the best laxative
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in every way the hest remedy for that
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drowsincss after eating gas on the
stomach, biliousness and similar trou-
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from gripping and bad taste. Children
take to il readily. IT is Il standby In
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Cuba. H.. and thousands of Others.
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him. Whether for the medical advice
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Monticello. III. 5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-05-21

near Gowanus, and the memory OF It
stayed with her for long time. Hop
kins could not account for the absence
of the boss. and could give no better
advice than to walt Il While and see
what developed, The woman waited,
but got no news. She WAS Il proud.
high spirited creature, and did not
want to he the subject of gossip, SO
she told none Of her friends of her
trouble, and whsn, at The end nfi TWO
weeks. she went to the police and re-
ported the disappearance OF her hus.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
sEABoARD AIR LINE RY.
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO LINES.

Published only as information, not guaran.
teed.
1901 noon week days-Pullman parIor car
to Newport News. Norfolk, and Old Poini
Comfort, via Wash. Sou. r. F.s& p Rich
mond and c. & .. Ry. Dining car.
400 p. m. daily-C. &. o. SPECIAL. Solid
train to Cincinnati, with Pullman sleeners
to Louisville, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, St.
Hot Springs. weeks days. C. & o. dining
car
11:10 p. m. daily-F. F. v. LIMITED, to
the West, Southwest, and Northwest PuIIe
man sleepers to Virginia Hot Springs cfncjn-
natl, and Louisville. Cincinnati sleeper open
for occupancy 10 p. m. c. &. o. dining car.
Ticket Offices, 513 Pa. ave-, 1889 r ST. and
Union Station. Phone Main 1066. 2206 and 1850.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
AUTOMOBILES
WHY NOT

Have wifey learn to operate
an auto for her shoppingi
The Washington times., 1911-04-23

Have your coachman learn tc
manage your machine as well a:
he can the horses?
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
FOR RENT-H0USES
Unfurnished.
WIN. H. SAUNDERS & CO..
1407 F Street N. w.

UNFINISHED HOUSES.
| I Iowa circle. l6 go Portner me- Or. So.Se
r and Oh s15o 90 6lS Irving st. nw.,
| S21 NJ NV, l1r... 5000 Orb ............. Zast
lI5S st.nw., ,9r.b 40 so $50 Sth me-, sr,o. "a
iSSe se, or, D.. SUN I3l0 Seaton ne 6r.b 236l
Or and D.. e. 20 IsS6 Morton NV.
a2S layS NV, sr:b,. $500 6r and d.. zS.5o
3stS 3st Stn nw.' 6r,b 32SOltS o st. ne, sr.b Z.se
364l 1lth ct. nw., 642 Col I'd, 6r.b.. q. 80
Srb w.h...... 30 so l5402 9th st, 6r, b.. 20 80
4S2S Sth st. NV. 1857 G ne, 6r.... 1s.50
@ ana b .-..... Is. S.50I535 18th ne, br.... 1850
| 80 Randolph pl. sl2 Morton NV.
rb. APARTMENTs--HEAT FURNISHED: M
I-ns r6s soano. Apt 4. rooms and bath: SO. % % %
!re IaSe St NV. No 4, rooms and bath. $500
The Nelson, 1913 2Oth st; NV ~
NO. 8, 4 rooms and bath. 81. 50
No: "A. rooms and bath.............. 20.0o
Inc Norwood, rooms and bath......... S. so
me Norwood. rooms and bath.......... $50
rooms and bath. front......-....... $500
rooms and bath. rear............... g. 80
TWO-FAMILY FLATS.
I162 Willard St nw.. rooms and bath. SIS. 50
Si3O St NV, I'd floor. 6r.b............... 2l SO
Ia 4th st. NV, rooms and bath 90 50
~ 4th St nw.. rooms and bath. .... ls 50
Sti6 X st. NV. LIST floor. 8 rooms & bath 20 so
65t orleans st. me-. rooms and bath, Is so
1858 1858 l-2 Sc. rooms and bath. ......... 1000
1861 l-2 l. Sc, room and bath,. l0 Oo
iS6I L Sc, rooms and bath, lst floor 900
1901 L se'' s- rooms and bath. LIST floor. 200
orc n -. ORISo AMI OFFICES.
'O 81 nw.' Y LIST floor, ID and I'd
sI,G iTtb 90
SI55 Si5 iith ST. .....................s 80. 80
1921 1921 Lth St .........................3 800
,,o0 Ist floor; per - $1,000. 60
liVe L st nw.. dentist; rooms. fully
-. For COOP CoLoREp TENANTS. ''''
sl3 You st. NV. rooms and bath. :. $50. 90
!oSd 18th 81. NV. rooms and bath. so %
ISl9 st me-. rooms and bath. 3. 50
6a2 Acker st. me-. rooms................ O. 50
$50 . 81. alley. rooms and bath. 10. 90
s4I Zth ST NV, rooms, sewer & water $50
Bellevue court NV. 4 rooms. $50
headys alley, rooms. I'd floor. 40
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
GENERAL HOUSE REPAIRS
WORKINGMAN'S WANTS

wORKINGMEN-Thi too is an indication
that concerns the welfare and the pocket
book now look. suits So to SO; slightly used
tailored, tell the cook, put it in your book
one price JUSTH'S OLD STAND, 619 d.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
ILLUMINATION

WASHINGTON ILLUMINATING ENGI-
NEERING CO.. designing and remodeling
lighting fixtures. Builders Exchange Bldg,
1916 II st, N. ". Phone Main 3sA
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
FOR EXCHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE have a lot 22xs5, 'front.'
ing street and alley. In manufacturing
brance worth 81 500. which / will trade
for equities in small renting properties
Lot suitable for machine shop, manufac-
turing site, ETC. What have you to offer /?
BOX 37S. Times office.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23

Let the elder son or daughter at
tend their social activities In a small
car operated by him or her.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
FOR SAlE-FARMS

Il ACRES s in woods balance in tIllable
land: stone quarry, running stream: sew
eral springs: good investment, cheap; five
miles from city; fve minutes walk to steam
cars, BIuemont Division. Mrs. T. T. BURK,
Barefoot. Va.
FARMS OR SUBURBAN PLACES, all d.
rections all prices: some special bargains.
s-room cottage with III acres. fare, 81. 500:
S50 down. Lots small acreage. easy pay
ments, Congress Heights, ID. c.
J. JEROME LIGHTFOOT.
Suburban Specialist.
l4o4 II n. w. Branch, Congress Hta
FARM HOMES-Best in United States: un-
equaIled for poultry. fruit, truck; illus
trated catalogue free. WANSER 5 FARM
AGENCY, Vineland. y. ].
FARMS. FARMS! FARMsi
VIRGINIA AND MARYLAND.
Country Property Of Every Description
Ny New Catalogue II FreA
J. W. LATHAM,
Evans Bldg. lA20 ". 7. AyN
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
RESORT PROPERTY
RAILROADS

RAILROADS
BALTIMORE & OHIO R.R.
LEAVE UNION STATION.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
Every Other Hour on the Odd Hour'
To PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK
NEW YORK TERMINAL LIBERTY Sr.
AND w. sd STREET.
200, ts:oo tRoyaL Special. hoursD. ts:N
tRoyai Limited hours). 500. 500 o. m
and l2:l5 night. '2:52 a. m. Diners and ParIo,
cars on day trains Sleepers l2:lS nisnt
Philadelphia and Atlantic City. t7:oo, ss.sS
.ll 100 a. m, 1900 900. ti:0o p. m.
TO BALTIMORE.
EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR"
week days, 700 a. m. to 1000 D. MI
.,5s rs 20. $3.50 TOO '7:20. 1900 $3.50 .s.oa
$50 1000. 20 a. m. '12:oO noon. tl2:oS
81 90 ms f2:O 900, 1890 tS:3o 1:oS
AZ $500 i5:O5. $3.50. f6:0O. $3.50, fT:9O .s:o0
Is -" 5000. :40 I'll 80 sI2l5 II, T.
' WESTWARD.
CHICAGO, 1910 q. m, q :32, $50 D. m
SiNCISNATI, ST. LOUIS, and LOUIS.
VILE 1910 a. m. '4:l0 p. m, 'l2Ia nixht
'PITTSBURG. 1910 g. m. .1:a2. 's:lv D, n
.,5.a- night, sleepeI ready, 10 .. m.
TEVELAND, 's:lo .. m.; Columbus ss:u
p'TWaEELING, p M .s:1o a. n,.. $3.50 D. nj.
scbedules Of local trains at ticket ofices
s1aiiv. Except Sunday. tSunday only,
Teisnhones at following Ticket Offices: ii,i
y. w. Main 1881. SIs PennsyIvanis
syes' Main 27S; Union Station. Main 1850.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
FOR RENT-H0USES
Uufurnished.

VII It6u ttS SS.S
Unfurnished.
FOR RENT
MOORE & HILL, Inc,
1888 G ST.
261o X ST. N. W.
Six good rooms. bath. yard; near cars,
and cheap at s21.
423 9TH ST. N. e.
Six rooms and bath; front porch; $3.50.
1415 ST, N. E
New. six rooms. bath; hot-watsr heat;
cellar; $3.50.
2214 G ST. ". W.
Seven rooms and bath; central; $3.50.
\EN. Y. AVE.
Six rooms and bath: 5000.
1912 RIGGS ST. N. w.
Seven rooms, bath, furnace. cellar; half
square Of 18th st.; $3.50.
MOORE & EILL, Inc,
1888 G ST.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
WkNTED--M0NEY

WANTED-To borrow at once, $3.50, at 10% ;
A No / security. Address c. COOPER, 1901
E ST. ". W.
The Washington times., 1911-04-23
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

y p-FoilowIng schedule figures published
.nty as Information. and not guaranteed.
For Atlanta. Birmingham. Mobile. New
orleans, Asheville. 800 a. m. and lo:45 D. M
SsiIv- SEQ q. N. daily for Chattanooga and
NemI3his. Dining cars
SoT Roanoke, Knoxville, CHATTANOOGA
girmln CHAM, New Orleans. lo:lo .. m. daily
Dinite Dtir roanoke, Knoxville. Chattanooga. Mar.
nhis Nashville, 4:lo a. m. daily. sieep;n
sar open after 10 p. m Dining cars.
- Charlotte, Spartanburg. Atlanta Apni,.
ton birmingham. 4:15 p. u. daily. Dlnins
ezrs; Tanr,st cars for California Monday. We'd.
nesday. thursday. Friday. Saturday. i:Ij
'' For or Greensboro. Durham. Raleigh, Char
lofte Columbia, Charleston, Aiken Augusta
Savannah, jacksonville and Florida points
500 p. m: daily: u 3:-,IoSI Dining cars S7so
s:35 D. m. and 4:So p. m. week days: :oi
6snyiIle, 1880 a N. daily and for Chariot e,.
Vile, 7:So a. m. and 4:30 p. m. daily: for
Warrenton. 4:30 p. m. daily and 4:55 p. m
Vel iays Frequent trains to and from
1iueuont l. S. BROWN. General Agent
sEABoARD AIR LINE RY.
1o:O5 a. m. daily-"Seaboard Fast Mail"
Through coaches and Pullman sleepers n
Savannah and Jacksonville. Parlor car Jack
sonviIle to Tampa. Through sleeper to A..
s.S5 D. m daily-"FIorida-C Cuba spsc,.,.
Pullman steel electric lighted SLEEPER.
savannah, Jacksonville, Tampa, St Any,,s
line and knights Key Gor HavanaJ Thronen
coaches to Jacksonville.
S:l5 p. m. daily-,'Atlanta-Birm birmingham sns.
cial." Through Pullman steel electrIc-Iis sSset Se
sieepers and observation car 10 AfISs.ea
birmingham. and Memphis. Through coacb..
70 birmingham. Dining car. Hes
TICKET Office. 1913 New York ava n u
E. A. HARDWOOD. c. r W.
G. z. PHILLIPS. D. P. A
c. B. RYAN. 9. P. A. Portsmouth. Va
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1911-11-28

not large enough to support the
woman who earns her own living.
$50, as a usual result, she be-
gins to earn money in the easiest
way Which is very disgusting,
but cannot very we'll be helped.
We try to'stop it as much as we
cansWe employ detectives to
watch the girls, and if there, is
suspicion of anything wrong, we
discharge them instantly"
The Curious Person, being
very dense indeed, did not quite
understand this. So, although
the ten minutes were almost up,
he ventured to remark:
"But l don't understand how
the mere fact of there being more
girls than necessary makes the
girls work any less valuable?"
The Business Man looked at
him pityingly.
at doesn't, But don't you see
that if the girls who are so for.
tunate as to be working did not
like the. wages paid them, the
Men of Business could discharge
them, and fill their places with
the women who are not work
sing,?"
But why" asked the Curious
Person, do not the Business
Men pay the girls for the work
they do? Why do they not pay
a fair price for the value they
receive from the girls in work."
Z. Evidently you do not under
stand the first law of business"
NJ
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to the women who labor hard for
the business men?" asked the
Curious Person.
"Cruelp snorted the Business
Man. "You don't understand.
The business men have nothing
to do with it.. tits, the Pressure
of Economic Conditions"
Then the Business Man closed
his watch with snap and called
over stenographer, and the Cur
ious Person left, even although
he did not understand.
AS he walked through the de-
partment store, with its shelves
and counters piled high with
beautiful things from all over the
world, bordering over what he !
had heard, he saw girl crouch
IN corner, weeping bitterly. .
1t occurred to the Curious Per-
son to ask the girl what her trou-
DlC WdS. 'r-.
The girl could hardly talk, be-
cause she was sobbing so much.
But at last she blurted out:
IT have just been fired. I was
in charge of the ribbon counter.
"And last night one of the
cfora dofecfiuec couy mo in n ca
loon, and threatened to report
me unless | came through" to-
him. l wouldn't do that, and he
did report me"
"But what were you doing in
the. saloon?"
What else could / do? My
father is dead. My mother is
DIVING. I only get S. a week here.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
PUBLICITY THE KEYSTONE.
No Other Is Like that Given by the
Fearless Newspaper.
FROM the Houston Post.


Wholesome publicity is the keystone
upon which rests right popular govern
mcnt The business of the people should
own no single dark closet. Every trans
action that affects the citizens in their
capacity as employers ought to he car
not dare show its head and where mis-
management can easily be ascertained
and corrected. The public officials who
always take the people into their con-
fidencc go a long way toward establish
ing their fitness 10 hold the best posi-
tions within the gift of d municipality
or State. The men who in these days
shield themselves behind traditional Sc
crecy lack something of being fit for
Office
There can be no publicity like that
given by the alert and fearless news
paper. 1t is one of its highest duties to
search out corruption or less heinous
faults in the conduct Of government,
even at the risk of being considered
prone to nagging or sensationaiism, and
to print without bias such things as it
ascertains If it does these things in
the spirit of fairmindedness, from which
no good newspaper will ever depart, it
becomes not merely the purveyor of news.
of instruction. of entertainment, to the
people, but its attorney endowed with d
power for righteousness that cannot be
overestimated
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
THE BATTLE FLEET FOUND e
Scout ships Winning More Attention
in Europe than Hero.

FROM the Philadelphia Pros
The ''discovcry' of the fleet Of sixteen
battle ships crossing the ocean by Rear
Admiral Staunton'S scout fleet of three
scout cruisers and four armored cruisers
ships of the battle line as much as battle
ships. will win more note and attention
in European navi"s than in the United
states.
In 1895, wh"n CerN"ra's four armored
battle ships crossed the ocean. the J'nitel
States had nothing hut unarmored scout
cruisers and commerce dcStroyers to send
out Such arm"rsd cruisers as were look
ing for tn" Spanish fleet had to he kept
nearer the main body OF battlr ships. ready
to unite with them. They could not b,-
spared To watch the Spanish fleet al a
distance. and Admiral Cervera was not
discovered until he put into port
The battle-ship fleet approaching is three
times as numerous and more than six
times as strong in guns and m"n as the
little battle-ship fleet gathered at Santi-
ago. 1t would he possible in addition to
put another fleet in commission nearly as
strong, while Admiral Staunton's armored
cruisers alone are far stronger than Ad-
mral Cerveras whole fleet.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
Give the District Its Due.

The District nf Columbia is entitled to
s.ntatives Tomorrow is the day rcgu-
farly snt apart for the consideration of
District business. and vet there seems TO
oe a programme arranged whereby the
regular order will be set aside.
If this programme is carried out, the
District will suffer The people here have
no legislature or common council. and
are dependent upon Congress for the
enactment Of necessary laws. If Congress
fails in its plain duty. tn" citizens have
TO redress This is not a fai- position in
which to place tn" District people. In
this especial instance. the bill providing
for pensions for the publ" school teachers
demands attention. while more than a
endar. a few hours OF attention 10 these
local affairs would result in definite
action upon pending legislation. and thus
facilitate the cnactm Mt of necessary
laws before the closing of tn. session.
There is a disposition in Congress to
look upon District day as a .i"cular mat
ter. 1t may be that the questions which
intimately concern our people have no
thrilling interest for the majority of
members. Vt tho same time these
measures arc Of vital concern to The
citizens and taxpayers "f the District
who arc w"ll within their rights when
they ask of Congress, something more
than perfuncrorv consideration.
our own idea Of comfortable circum-
stLnces is to he able to buy both a NV
suit and an overcoat at the same January
sal,
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
HE WAS A HERO.
Sneer at Fireman Who Wns Killed
Trying to Liberate Cat Is Tactless.

From the Newark Evening star.
A fireman Of Greater New York. while
endeavorinS to extricate a cat from the
topmost branches of a tree. where it had
taken refuge from dog. Monday. fell
and was killed. A tendency 10 disregard
its tragic ending and regard the incident
in a humorous light should be quickly
smothered. To our idea the man was as
much a hero as though he had courted
death at the cannon's mouth and been
accepted.
Residents of the neiShborhood had
complained 10 the health department
about the cat. which had been chased up
the tree by dog, and, frantic with ter
ror. had refused to come down. The fire
company had been asked to abate the
nuisance. The captain called for volun-
teers and this man responded. A slender
branch near the top of the tree broke
under his weight and he fell to the pave
ment. His skull was fractured.
This man was killed while trying to do
a dangerous duty. Ii this does not con-
Stitute heroSn. do not understa nd
the term. The New York fire department
has taken that view and will pension his
family
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
SORRY FOR THE DOG.
Another Instance of London Police
Bravery in the Wrong Direction.

From the Ric4Impnd Time DisIatch
The story comes from London that a
dozen OF the police of that town were
kept at bay the other day by bull
dog which was guarding the body Of
his dead master VINO had committed
suicide. After eXhaustinE their efforts
to capture or kill the faithful beast
a physician was called in and poisoned
some meat. which was thrown into the
room and which the dog ate Not
until the animal dead VIC are
told, did the police enter"
1t is further said that this incident
has served to increase the ridicule to
which the police are being subjected; -
first on account Of their battle with
the anarchists and now on account of
the bulldog which died for its mas
ter We are sorry for the dog. He
should have been saved. His devotion
to his duty deserved better Of the brave
men Of the police force than a dish
of poisoned meat. and some day some
where, this poor creature will rise up to
condemn them.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
SUPERSTITIOUs AVERSION.
Men Who Act as Professional "14'
at Dinner to Circumvent "13."

From Exchange.
SupCrstitiouS aversion for '.13." which
is said to have led to PIrisians engaG-
Ing themselves as professional IL in
attending dinner parties and other So
Cial functions. now appears in Wash
ing.on anecdote relating the appoint
mcnt of a Georgian as the IL of the
Democratic members on the Ways and
Means Committee which is to select all
other committees in the next House of
Representatives.. Congressman James. OF
kentucky, was averse to a membership
of I3. that would fill the souls of voters
with diSmay. and Champ Clark admit
led that when he found himself in a din
rer party of Is he went out and got a
policeman to sit in as II
Uncle Joe Cannon has been a shining
hGodoO to the country so long that extra
precaution is taken to guard against any
ether tampering with fate. Nor is the
other end of .r the Capitol free from
superstition. There the Senators are du-
hi"usly speculatins who will get seat
No. % after next March when lame
duck standpatterS gn out and seats will
he allotted for the new session. IL was
in y; that Wolcott. of Colorado. sat. He
was defeated for reelection and died
abroad shortly afterward. Mcmillan
moved into it and died in office.
WctmOre was scarcely in it when the
Rhode Island legislature became dead
locked. and it was six months before he
was returned. kittridge was then hold
ing down IS. and was defeated for re-
election. Then came Burkett of Ne
braska. who has just met defeat.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
International Peace.

Fourteen years ago. in January. 1897
the late Queen Victoria announced to
Parliament that a treaty for general ar
hItratf"n had been concluded with the
'nited states. and expressed the hope
that other powers might he Influenced to
consider "A principle by which the dan
ser of war may be notably abated'
The hopes Of the British ruler a, that
time were doomed to disappointment. for
the Senate of the United States refused
10 ratity that treaty. But now the hopes
for the cause of International peace are
being revived President Taft is known
10 bc anxious to take up the work which
President Cleveland attempted. and Mr..
Foster. chairman of the House Committee
on Foreign Relations. recently has gone
OF record. that within the next five
Years this country will have negotiated
treaties OF general arbitration with Great
Britain. France. and Japan"
The recent proceedings at The Hague
have strengthened the principle of arhi-
tration. The present time seems very
propitious in many respects for the noble
work which President Taft seeks to
further.
The Senate, in 1897. no doubt acted
from a variety of motives. but one of
them was a desire to assert its own pow
erS and prerogatives as against the Presi-
dent. treaty OF general arbitra ton. au-
tomatically referring all international
disputes to arbitration. would of neces-
sity deprive the Senate of some of its
powers Of foreign policy. All that may
be said on this point is that Mr. Taft
is acting prudently by bringing the SEN
ate into formal conference at the very
initiation of his policy.
In 1897 the Senate desired to inf1ict
snub upon President Cleveland Mr. Taft.
however. stands well with the Senate
Besides. many causes for dispute be-
tween this country and England, which
then may have existed, have been ad-
justed. and feeling on both sides OF the
Atlantic was never more friendly.
We know our Senate well. 1t Is a hard
headed and not very emotional body But
even the least sentimental of mankind are
not free from the influence of those ideas
and feelings which are called 'the stream
Of tendency" This stream Is flowing in
the direction of arbitration and interna-
tional peace.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
BiEamy aS Am musement

From the ST. Louis Pest -Disystcll.
AS compared with ordinary grand lar
Ceny or burglary, bigamy, whether COM
Elitted for pleasure or profit. is much the
more serious offense against society. In
case at present notorious in St. Louis.
when this felony was committed for
pleasure by young man who felt able
TO afford it, it was treated as a trifiing
lapse of moral consciousness to be con-
doned, after mild rebuke. with parole on
good behavior" Now, when it is said
that the penalty is to be enforced after
a violated parole. the utmost severit :
with which this sort of justice threatens
a confessed felon is six months in Jail.
Under such administration of law.
with this as the heaviest stroke of jus
tice. those who feel able to afford felony
in amusing themselves have no occasion
to complain of the advance in prices.
The Washington herald., 1911-01-22
There Is n Limit.

From the Minnca Polls Journal.
A friend Of the late Father Tabb said
in Elliott City:
This fine poet and good man thought
that class hatred was due to ignorance
that the rich knew too little of the
poor, and vice versa
He once illustrated this ignor ance
with the story of Methodist bishops
wife who addressed a meeting of slum
housewives on their home duties The
address made the home life seem all
very fine and ideal. but one housewife
voiced the opinion Of the rest. perhaps,
when she said to her neighbor. with a
sniff:
'''She's all right as far as she goes;
but what Id like to ask her is this:
What does she do when her old bishop
comes home pay night with his envelope
empty and a fightin' jag on?"