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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
All In Good Time.

Champ Clark at a dinner IN Wash
ington pleaded Indulgence for some
what rambling speaker.
Hell arrive" be said. If you'll give
him time. He Is like DR.. Thirdly.
"Dr. Thirdly was dividing up bis
sermon into appropriate heads one
Sunday morning when member Of
the congregation shouted irascibly:
"'Meat. man! Give us meat!
"'WeN.' said Dr. Thirdly promptly,
hold on, then. till I'm done carving"
-Pittsburg Gazette Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A. QUEER LEGEND.
Fsdor kosmich, the Hermit, May Have
Been a Russian Gar.

Fsdor kosmiet, the Hermit, May Have
Been Russian Gear.
A curious legend Is associated with
the name of Alexander I. of Russia.
1t is to the effect that the emperor in
1925 was sojourning in the Crimea.
When near Taganrcg his coac hman by
some means managed to overturn the
carriage Of court courier named
Markof. who was killed. The en-
peror. wishing to rid himself of the
cares of state. so the story runs. caus-
ed it to be reported that it was he
himself who was killed. Then he car
ried out plan which be had for long
conceived Of retiring to Siberia and
living there under an assumed name.
Schiller. the historian. processes to
have satisfied himself that at all
events the remains in the Cathedral
Of Peter and Paul are those of the
courier. Schilder asserts that be learn
ed this much from the children Of
Markof.
According to the legend. Alexander
|. of Russia died in Siberia in 1864.
but history records that he died at
Taganrog in 1925. 1t seems that in
1925 a mysterious stranger appeared
in Siberia. He gave his name as Fe-
dor Kosmich and never revealed any
other or the place whence he came.
He lived the life of hermit and was
received generally with respect. In
1856 he accepted the invitation of a
rich merchant to take up his abode In
his house at Tomsk. There he was
very retired and held communication
only with Mile. Kromof and the mer-
chant. her father. Every one who
saw him was struck with his ex'
traordinary resemblance to the de-
funct car. The Grand Duke Mich
olas Michailovitch contributed an arti-
Gle in the Revue Historique in which
he denied the sensational part Of the
story, but admitted that the hermit
Of Siberia might have been a natural
brother Of Alexander I.-London
Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
THEATER SEATS.

Very Annoying Indeed Il Was sstees
They Were Numbered.
People who nowadays book thetI
seats beforehand for the play cannot
conceive OF the discomfort Of other
days, an instance of which IL given By
John Fyvie In Comedy Queens of tho
Georgian Era"
Zone of Charles Matthew'S newspa-
per cuttings" be says, contains q let
ter from disguised playgoer dated
January. 1776. protesting against this
custom of permitting a footman to
sit for an act or two Of play next to
q woman of the 6rst quality BY way
of securing q place for his absent mas
ter
THE indccency of the practice II
said to be aggravated BY the usual
choice of the dirtiest servant Of the
family for this duty. TOR the men Of
parade and figure are to prance be-
fore the lady's chair with lighted
aambeaux or hang like a rope Of on
Ions behind her coach
"As a remedy for this nuisance the
writer Of this letter made the revolt
tionary suggestion that. the sittings In
the boxes should be numbered. a plan
which does not seem to have occur
red to any one previously and which
was not adopted till long afterward."
London Gentiewoman.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Tho Weaker Sex.

The young woman had spent busy
day.
She had browbeaten fourteen sales
people. bullyragged 0oorwalker.
argued VIGOROUSLY with a milliner.
laid down the law to modiste. nip
ped In the bud taxi chauffeur's at
tempt to overcharge her. made street
car conductor stop the car in the mid
die of a block for her. discharged her
maid and engaged another and other
wise refused to allow herself to be
imposed upon.
Yet she did not smile that evening
when a young man begged:
'Let me be your protector through
nfe!'-Life. -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Tho Box Tortoise.

Though the tortoise II slow Of foot
It Is quick to make the best Of all 1t
available modes of defense. The
tortoise possesses singular deff .
apparatus. The plastron or she..
ering the under part Of the body is
formed that its front segment can
drawn upward to protect the ANNA.
head, the head meanwhile being dra W..
back under the carapace or shell on the
back of the tortoise. The upper and un'
der shells then meet In front. forming
a kind of box in which the creature is
unassailabIe. When the danger Is pass
ed the reptile relaxes muscle and
the raised part of the plastron falls. al.
lowing the head and fore feet to come
forth This movable plate is fastened
to the plastron by strong hinge CT
elastic ligament.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
TESTING AN OCTOPUS.
The Power Of This RepuIsive crsaturs
Much Oveerateo.

The Power Of This RepuIsivs Creature
Mues Overrated.
There have been made abroad exs
periments with an octopus. in a spe-
ciaIly devised tank Of sea water. IN
order to test the truth OF the many
stories told OF monster cephalopods
dragging human victims to the sea
bottom. says HaDer's Weekly.
In the tank with the octopus there
was placed u dummy" OF the same
specific gravity as man. and this was
baited with q crab. Attracted by this
tempting morseI. the octopus made for
the figure. seized it in Its powerful
arms and tried to drag It under wa
ter without success. 1t then urged Its
body toward the edge of the tank. and.
holding the glass with some of Its
arms. it dragged its prey beneath the
surface and crushed the crab shell
with its powerful jaws.
1t Is believed that these experiments
afford proof that the octopus can only
drag it's victims far below the water
near rocks to which 1t can attach It's
suckers. There Is one spot In the bay
of Naples where these creatures attain
q large size. and now and then usher,
man is reported missing. 1t is thought
that such disappearance are due to
the unfortunate man being caught by
the leg BY a conceafed octopus and
DRAGGED under water. In the case OF
such repulsive and powerful creature
as the octopus 1t 's difficult to separate
fact from fiction.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
uncaIled For Courtesy.

The Vicomte Toussaint was former
" a colonel in the French army and
mayor Of Toulouse. He was a brave
man and dashing officer. During
one of the hottest engagements Of
a terrible year Of war. noticing that
his troops were>bending forward un.
der a CALLING fire to escape the bull
let's of the enemy while he alone
maintained an erect position, he ex-
claimed, "Since when. should like to
know. has so much politeness been
shown to the Prussians?" The sar'
casm took instantaneous effect. for the
soldiers rushed forward and carried
everything before them.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
THE SILVER BOWL.
e Was Full Of Water. and Il Puzzles
The Wax End Guest.

Il Was Full Of Water. and II Puzzles
the Week End Guest.
a. rising young politician In New
York tells this story on himself. ne
was invited recently to spend a week
end at a country house where thinga'
were done a notch or two more e'ab-
orateiv than he was accustomed to.
and he stood In not little awe OF tile
solemn person who was assigned 10
act as temporary valet to him. Inc
climax came when this funct1onary
tapped at his door on Sunday morning
and told him it was o'clock.
"All right. I'll get up" said the WIS.,
itor. and the solemn man disappeared
into the bathroom. from which pres
emily the noise of water running into
the bathtub was audible. In half
minute more the solemn person emerg-
ed, holding a large silver bowl full OF
water. with which be approached the
bed.
He must have seen the astonishS
ment in my face" said the New York
er. II couldn't conceal it. 1t was a
wholly new game to me. ana didn't
know whether l was expected to dip
my head in it or to drink 1t. It was
an awful moment. but that man was a
diplomat. He realized my embarrass-
ment, and he just let drop in a cold and
aloof tone. as II be had outsiders to
deal with every day. the simple e.
planation:
1.-THE temperature Of your bawth.
air.'"-NeW York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
An Old Smallpox Cure.

The following primitive cure" for
smallpox was discovered by the Ley
tonstone England guardians in one OF
their registers for the year 1900
Take thirty to forty live toads and
burn them to cinders in a new pot.
then crush into fine black powder
Dose for smallpox. three ounces
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
lenuthy and Monotonous.

One of the most curious contracts
entered into by an operate artist was
that agreed to By Farinelli. When be
visited Spain. Philip v was suffering
from mental depression. from which
nothing aroused him until the arrival
of Farinelli The queen was so de
lighted to see her royal spouse once
more interested that she engaged Fari.
nelli ut a salary Of $4,000 to remain in
Madrid. This he did. singing the same
four songs to the king every night for
ten years.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
New Anqle on HELD.

"Why did you inquire so particularly
into the wardrobe Of that girl you just
hired?" asked one of two women who
were leaving an employment agency.
ITO find out bow carefully she will
guard against burglars" said the
other. MY experience has been that
a girl who has nice things of her own
will lock up more securely at night
and keep a sharper eye out for sneak
thieves in the daytime than one who
has nothing of value to lose."-New
York Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
DisraeIi's Gorgeous Costume.

When DiSraeli was a young man he
once went ON vacation trip to Corfu
in this extraordinary costume: "A
blood rcd shirt with silver buttons as
big as shilings. an immense scarf for
girdle. full of pistols and daggrrS: red
cap. rcd slippers. broad blue striped
jacket and trousers His servant. en-.
gagged for the M'r"sion. wore Name
luke dress Of crimson and gold. with a
white tnrlnr t;ir;g yards long and a
liHn Spec tatui
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
IRISH BR0GUE.
Il 10 Really the Old Time Method %
Pronouneing English.

Il 10 Really the Old Time Method %
Pronouneino English.
Perhaps nothing illustrates better
the vicissitudes of pronunciation in
English than a study Of what is called
the Irish brogue." This lingual mode.
for it is scarcely to be called a dialect,
Is usually presumed to be deteriora'
ton Of language due to lack Of educa-
ton and contact with legitimate
sources of English. It proves after
little study to be preservation Of the
old method Of pronouncing English.
which has come down to a great de"
gree unchanged in Ireland from Shake
speare's time.
In Elizabeth's time, however. 1t came
to be realized that If there was. to be
any real af1iliation Of the two countries
then the Irish language must be sup
planted by English. and definite ef-
fort in this direction was made. This
change Of speech. resented and resist
ed. was nevertheless successfully &C.
complished all over the island except
in the west within decade after
Shakespeare's death. This fact takes
on a new significance when we study
what we now call the Irish brogue in
connection with what Is known to have
been the pronunciation of English at
that time. The two are found to con.
form in practically every respect.
Irishmen pronounce English as their
forefathers learned it and have pre-
served its pronunciation because they
have been away from the main cur
rent of English speech variation ever
since.-Harper's Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Icahorus and Echoes,

Icebergs are always source OF
worry to the trausa tlantic steamship
shippers. 1t isn't pleasant to run along
through a fog or murky night and
smash into one Of these floating noun.
tains Of ice. The liner captains have a
way Of finding ice that at first strikes
the Iandsman as curious When 1t Is
suspected there are bcrgs In the neigh
borhood the whistle is kept going. IT
there is an echo the navigator slows
down and keeps a sharp eye out. for
echoes don't grow in the open ocean.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Nueserx WineoWs

If the nursery window is not pro-
tected by outside bars hammer large
screw or nail into the groove of the
lower sash, so that the window cannot
be raised more than six inches. If the
top sash is drawn down this Is quite
enough for ventilation. and. no matter
how ingenious or venturesome the lit
tie ones may be, they cannot wriggle
through the lower opening.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
She Was Rioht.

"How ef7usively sweet that Mrs.
Blondey is to you, Jonesey," said With
erell. What's up? Any tender little
romance there?'
mo. indeed. Why. that woman hates
me-" said Jonesey.
"She doesn't show it." said Witherell.
"No. but she knows that l know how
old she is. We were both born on the
same day." said Jolesey. land she's
afraid I'll tell somebody" - Harpers
Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
circumst anees Alter Cases.

Circumstances Alter Cases.
When Israel Zangwju was an OBJ
scure youth teaching in Jewish
school In London be sent a short poem
to leading American monthly. 1t
came back by an early post he Kept
it. and after he had achieved fame as
q writer he sent the same poem to the
same magazine. This time &c received
q cable from the editor Offering to bny
the world rights for large sum.
The poem was the same. word for
word.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A Word Of Wrath,

The word rabbits" on board a Corn.
ish fishing smack aronses the ire Of the
crew. Should the hated word be Ut
tered as the boat is leaving the harbor
on pilchard expedition the speaker
would stand a fair chance OF being
hurled overheard. The mere mention
Of rabbits" destroys all chances Of a
"catch. "-London Chronicle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A Curious Swiss Custom.

In one part of tue canton of Ticino.,
Switzerland. very quaint marriage
ceremony prevails. The bridegroom
dresses In his SUNDAY best" and, &C.
comlmnied by as many friends and
relatives as be cur muster for the fete,
goes TO claim his bride. Finding the
door locked. be demands Abundance.
The inmates ask him his, business. and
he soIicits the hand Of bis chosen
maiden. If his answer Is deemed sat
isfactory he is successively introduced
to number of NATIONS and maids.
some perhaps deformed and others Old
and ugly. Then he is presented to
some large dolls. all of whom be re-
jects with scorn amid general merri-
ment. The bridegroom. whose temper
is sometimes sorely tried. is then in
formed that his ladylove is absent
and Is invited to come in and see for
himself. He enters and searches from
room to room until be finds her In her
bridal dress ready to 60 to church:
Then all his anxiety Is at an end. and
the nuptials are duly celebrated.
The Man Guessed Right.
In q church ut Amsterdam there Is
very ancient funeral monument Of
white marble on which are engraved a
pair Of slippers Of Il very singular kind
with this inscription. "Effen Nyt,"
which means EXACTLY" and the story
Of this singularity is this: A man
who was very rich. but who was bon
vivant. took 1t into bis head that be
was to live a certain number Of years
and no longer. Under the Impression
Of this idea be calculated that If he
spent so much year bis estate and
his life would expire together. 1t hap
pened that he was not mistaken In
either of his calculations: be died pre-
cisely at that time which he had pre-
scented to himself ii fancy and had
then brought his fortune to such
predicament that after the paying of
bis debts be had nothing left but
pair of slippers. His relations buried
him in a creditable manner and had
the slippers carved on bis tomb with
the above laconic advice.-Tales and
Anecdotes.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
i'iio 81. Gully.

Thu IFS, Nn!N.'r MANNER born be
;lnNrt - u" u".ai, ter say il me an
vnn ,r,,.t !.,1n y hi q Si'lOSh we
-, ,i:",k~ :,ti ,.,r ri.:
~ inl'':u" frl"Hl th we should
i"' 1T" y" ,!,t r,,i 'Ni$>N>p> d give
!u ""Ir" aNi.. ser E.nw London
Sketch
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Went Further.

didn't l tell you that when you
met q man in hard luck you ought to
greet him with smile?" said the wise
and good counselor.
EYES," replied the flinty souled per-
son. II went even further than that.
I gave him the grand laugh."-Wash-
ington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Devoted to Duty.

"Are you ever coming to bed?' he
called out.
81 don't know" she replied. II
promised Mrs. Jones that I'd keep
track of her husband while she is
away. and I'm going to know what
time he comes home If I have to stay
no all night."-Detroit Free Press
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
He lumped IL.

"My coffee is not quite sweet
enough" remarked he
"Well. if you don't like 1t I suppose
you'll have to lump it." said she, with
a smile. passing the loaf sugar his
waV
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A Steady Watch.

"Henry." said Mrs. Gloonip at din
ner. looking down at her watch. but
speaking to Mr.. Gloonip on the other
side of the table. my watch hasn't va
ried q second in a week..
"Remarkabler' said Mr.. Gloonip.
''How did you get it to vary 90 litter
II broke the handspring"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
eoIiteness,

True politeness is that which wnen a
man is lying to you and you know be
IL lying impels you to listen to him as
though you believed him and tmpels
him to 60 on lying as though be be-
lieves you believe him.-Chicago Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Just LIKE eoo4.

Miss A.-So your wife keeps you con.
dnually In hot water. you poor man.
Mr.. Bob. that's all right. We bus
bands are like eggs Keep % 10 hot
water and We become hardeued.-Bos.
ton TRANSCRIPT
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Strictly Business.

Mrs. Knicker Did you hold a short
session with your husband? Mrs
Bocker-Yes. merely had him pass
an appropriation bill. - New York
Times
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
The First Lighthouse.

The First Lighthouse.
The FIRST lighthouse was erected at
Pharos. near Alexandria. In Egypt.
1t was finished in 49, B. c. Its height
was $50 feet. and the light, which was
kept burning on top at night. was WIS.,
ible forty -one miles away. This tower
existed for some 1000 years. when 1t
was destroyed by an earthquake.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
ANSWERED THE SIGNAL.
Tho Kino Sent tho Reply, and the Cap
tain Kicked Himself.

tain Kicked Himself.
Rear Admiral Sir Colin Keppel was
given the command of the royal yacht
victoria and Albert by King Edward.
and on one occasion when the late king
was on board his majesty thought he
would like to steer the yacht for lit
tie way.
Admiral Keppel took him to the
wheel. and. having ascertained the
proper course to steer. his majesty
tried to keep the yacht In 1t, with rath'
er poor success.
The vessel was being escorted by a
squadron of cruisers, and the cap
tain of one Of these vessels, noticing
the wabbly course Of the Victoria and
Albert, thought be would rag" Ad'
miral Keppel on his bad steering:
He signaled sarcastic inquiry as to
the cratic course OF the yacht. and
King Edward. seeing the string OF
flags go up, inquired their meaning.
Admiral Keppel went all the coaors
Of the rainbow and tried to escape the
question, but the king insisted. When
at last he understood the meaning OF
the signal his majesty went of into
peals of laughter, and after he had re-
covered little he ordered reply to
be signaled.
A few minutes later the captain Of
the cruiser read this message: "Pray
accept apologies. but nm a bit out OF
practice.-Edward."
Then the captain retired to his cabin
and kicked himself. Week
IL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A State Secret.

IT hope your husband has no secrets
from you
"Not many. However. he never
would tell me what he paid for the en-
gagement ring" kansas City Journal
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Pas Hard .lah.

Johnny. said the visitor at the
door. 'is your father at homer
Hes trying to be. SIR" said Johnny.
but you know. Mr.. Squiggs. mas
mothers here" Harper's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
The Idea

The idea.
'Can a married man acquire happt-
pess?
Sure: You don't think that bach
elors are the only ones that die. do
you ?'-TOledo Blade
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A Left Handed One.

He-A handsome woman smiled at
me yesterday. She>Weli, 1t Is posi-.
bic for even q handsome woman to
have a sense Of the ridiculous.-Scran.
ton Tribune Republican.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Somewhat vsous-

The Smttten Man (fervently,-Love
you. Darling: Why. before I met You
l thought only Of In wing good time
In life.-Purk.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
POSTING Mother.

did that young man kiss you last
night?'
Mother. do you suppose be came all
the way up here Just to hear me
singf'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15

The virtue Of justice consists IN
moderation ~ regulated by wisdom.-
Aristotle
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Generally

Generally.
"Pa," said Freddy. what is social
scale?"
"Generally speaking" replied pa.
ITS place where they weigh money.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Ch;1lv A&aie

stella-Did you give the bride .
shower? Bella-Well. all her friends
threw cold water on the Bridegroom
NA>s. v1aek- &a,n
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15

A beautiful eye makes silence elo-
a0ent: q kind eye makes contradiction
IN assent IAN enraged eye makes beau
~ defOrmpi. A ddtxnn.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A Sensible Start.

A Sensible Start.
MY wife has Joined the reform
| movement"
What does she propose to do drst"
Get some reliable woman to take
care of baby Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Her Ideal,

What Is your ideal man,
One who Is clever enough to make
money and foolish enough to spend it.
Variety Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
The Real Sorrow,

did your operation cost you much
pain?''
Eyes. but didn't mind that 40 much
as the dollars 1t cost" - Baltimore
American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15

There IL an oblique way Of reproof
which takes ofP from the sharpness OF
t.-Steple, ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
A Iona Run,

Property Man Ibid your company
nave long run in Sqeedunk? Come
dian-They chased Us only two miles
out.-Chicago News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-15
Room For lmnroxamant

Room For Improvement.
Agent-Wouldn't you like to try our
new typewriter for a spell. sir? Bust
ness Man-Not II 1t spells like the one
I'm employing now, sir.-Baltimoro
American.