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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
SAYS VIvISECTION is FUTILE
Twenty-Five Years Experience Con-
vInces English Doctor That Can
Ger Research is Moonshine

New York.-Twenty-nin years prac-
tice as surgeon to the London Cancer
hospital so thoroughly convinced DR..
Herbert Snow of London that what
passes with the public for cancer re-
search is utter moonshine," that he
stirred the members Of the Anti-Vivi-
section society meeting here the other
night with a condemnation of "the
whole system of experimentation upon
the subhuman animals" It is, he said,
both unscientific and futile.
mo inference can be drawn direct
ly," he declared, "from any phenomena
in the subhuman animal to mankind.
The fundamental differences Of gtruc-
ture in every direction are enormous"
AS an instance, he pointed out that
lemonade, a healthful and refreshing
beverage for man, was deadly poison
to cats and rabbits.
salt" he said. ''is fatal to chickens;
prussic acid promptly kills men and
elephants, but horses and hyenas take
it with impunity Rabbits eat BELLA
donna, goats are fond Of the tobacco
plant and of conium, the hemlock
which killed Socrates. And so in a
hundred cases one sees the mischiev-
GUS character Of drug experiments on
the lower animals"
The only sure path to scientific in
struction was, he contended, by the
reverent observation of the actual dis
eases in the human being, living or
dead
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
Hens Under SearchIiqht.

Trenton, N. flames M. Donald, a
New York banker, who has a country
home at Ewing, near this city, has just
finished equipping his place with a
3,O0O-candlepower searchlight and a
2,O0O-candlepower arc light for protec-
ton against chicken thieves who have
been despoiling his henneries. He has
also given to each of his farm hands a
rife, with orders to shoot if chicken
thieves put in an appearance.
The wires for the electric lights are
in concrete under ground, so that they
cannot be tempered with. The ar
engagements are such that the opening
of a door or window in the memories
will throw on the lights.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
Mems SOC Work Shirts 3 for 81

Not old stock but brand new goods of the famous
Kenwood make. They unexcelled for quality and
workmanship. large assortment of patterns in sz-
es from Az to H.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
Radium Bank Hires Women.

Paris.-The Radium bank here has
greatly increased it's staff Of women
since it started. This is due to the
rapidly increasing use Of the marvel
Gus mineral in medical and surgical
practice. Women are employed in
preference to men as porters of ra-
dunn, and 100000 worth is intrusted
to them daily, and their individuality
purposely is shrouded in mystery to
prevent an attempt to rob them while
accomplishing their important mis-
sions.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
church,s Income Is S415,ooo.

New York.-The annual report of the
Grace Episcopal church shows that it
ranks among the richest parishes in
the world. The corporation has prop
erty worth more than 100000 and
endowment funds to
the value of nearly 100000, which
produce an annual income of $415,0O0.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
BOyS'S Knee Pants Suits ST.

Don't forget the boy when you can clothe him for
Just one round dollar Sizes run from to is years;
assorted patterns and styles; to close at ST
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-03-29
Wants bill Of 1879 cashed.

Danville, m.-Thomas A. Hudson of
this city has sent to the treasury de-
partment at Washington for redemp-
ton a bill which was authorized by
the Continental Congress and which
was printed in 1779. The bill calls
for $50 of Spanish mintage
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

by hts friends. Jimmy was rotund and
looked shorter than he really was; HIS
ambition in life was to be taken seriously.
ART is considered huge Joke. except to
eryone expected a frolic Jimmy marries
Bella Knowles: they live together a year
and are divorced. Jimmy's friends ar r.
Of his divorce. The party is in full swing
when Jimmy receives a telegram from his
TO Visit him and his wife. He negiects 70
tell her Of his divorce. Jimmy takes KIT
into his confidence; he tries to dsHse 1@ 1@
that he has no longer wife He sug-
gests that Kit play the hostess for one one
i ina arrives RI @ and the SeA deception @ % works out
as planned Jim's Jap servant Is taken
Ill. Bella. Jimmy's divorced wife. enters
ken away in the ambulance? Bella insists
It Is Jim. Kit tells her Jim is well and Is
In the house HARRISON steps out est,,I on the
porch and discovers man tacking,
card on the door. He demands an ex,
planation. The man points to the plaeardi q
printed on 1t. He tells him the guests
cannot leave the house until the auaran-
tine is lifted. The guests suddenly real.
lie their predicament. the women shed
tears, the men consider 1t good joke.
The all important question arises as to
the other household duties. HARRISON fin-
ally solves the matter. After the lifting
In the mail box undelivered. one is ad-
dressed to Henry I.lewellyn. 1duique.
He describes minutely OF their incarcera-
ton. also of his infatuation for Mrs. Will
son. Aunt Selma is taken Ill with la
grippe. Betty acts as nurse. HARRISON
finds Kit sulking on the roof. She tells
him that Jim has been treating her out
rageously. HARRISON fully believing that
she is Mrs. Wilson. tells her that she
doesn't mean the things she is saying
about her husband. Kit starts down
stairs, when suddenly she is grasped in
the arms OF a man who kisses her sew
era1 times. She believes that HARRISON
did Il and Is humiliated. &.
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CURE THAT SORE THROAT

Sore throat is Inflammation of the
mucous membrane Of the throat, and
II this membrane happens to be at all
sensitive a predisposition to sore
throat will exist
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic is both a
preventative and cure for sore
throat because it possesses extraor-
dinary cleansing, healing and germi-
cidal qualities. Just a little in glass
of water, used as gargle. will quick
ly relieve all soreness and strengthen
the mucous membrane of the throat.
and thus overcome all tendency to
sore throat.
Paxtine is far superior to liquid an
tiseptics or Peroxide for all toilet and
hygienic uses.
Paxtine may be obtained at any
drug store. 25 and SOC box, or sent
postpaid upon receipt of, price by The
Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mass.
Send for a free sample.
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WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Chauffeur Had Had Enough Accidents
With People Wearing False
Teeth.

Pretty That's X, who has delighted
the audiences Of New Yorks vaude-
Vile houses, was called suddenly to
Vermont to visit her sick mother. At
a town a few miles from her parents
home she hired an automobile and
asked the chauffeur to drive her with
as much speed as possible to her
destination.
The roads were very bad, and the
car. making good speed up hill and
down dale, over rocks and ruts,
seemed bound to shake overheard its
occupants.
After little of this jolting the
chauffeur turned to his fare and de-
manded:
81 say, ma'am. Do you wear false
teeth?"
What impudence!" exclaimed
That's X.
"Oh ma'am, it is not from impu-
dence," returned the chauffeur, that
l asked you the question. 1t is be-
cause the road is bad. the rocks are
hard, and if you wear false teeth. you
would do well to remove them until
we strike the pike. I've had enough
accidents of that description"
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killed he would have withered away.
When Jimmy pronered his hand.
she looked at It icily. OF course. she
could not refuse. with Mr.. HARRISON
looking on.
Rather negative" she said coldly.
'The lines are obscured by cushions
Of flesh: no heart line at all, mentali-
ty small. self-indulgence and irrita-
bility very marked"
Jim held his palm up to the light
and stared at 1t.
Cad" he said. Hardly safe for
me to go around without gloves, is
it?"
It was all well enough for Jim to
laugh. but he was horribly hurt. He
stood around for a few minutes. talk
Ing to Anne, but as soon as he could
he slid away and went to bed. He
looked very badly the next morning.
as though he had not slept, and his
clothes quite hung on him. He was
actually thinner But that 10 ahead
of the story.
Max came to me while the others
were sitting around drinking night
q
could see me in the den: He wanted
to ask me something. Dal overheard.
ASK her here" he said. I'VE all
know what 1t is. Max. Go ahead and
we'll coach you"
will you coach me?" I asked. for
Mr.. HARRISON was listening.
THE woman does not need It" Dal
retorted. And then. because Max
looked angry enough really to pro-
pose to me right there, l got up hasti.
ly and went into the den. Max fol
lowed, and closing the door. stood
with his back against 1t.
Contrary to the general belief. Kit, .
he began, "I did not intend to ask you
to marry me-"
l breathed easier. He took a couple
of steps toward me and stood with
his arms folded. looking down at me.
'Tm not at all sure. in fact, that
shall ever propose to you." he went
on unpleasantly.
you have already done 1t twice.
You are not going to take those back,
are you, Maxi" I asked, looking up at
him
But Max was not to be cajoled. He
came close and stood with his hand
on the back OF my chair. What hap.
pened on the roof tonight" he de.
manded hoarsely.
II do not think 1t would interest
you.' l retorted. coloring in spite OF
myself.
Not interest me! am shut in this
blasted house; have to see the only
woman l ever loved-really loved" he
supplemented. as he caught my eye,
pretend she Is another mans wife
Then l sit back and watch her using
every art-all her beauty-to make
still another man love her, a man
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Railroadinq and Dancing.

Stuart C. Leake, who has a lot to do
with managing a big railroad in Rich
mond. Va, is noted as one of the best
dancers in the south.
One night something went wrong
with the branch of the road over
which Leake has supervision.
Where in thunder was Leake?'
asked the president of the road next
morning.
Leading a german" said the gen.
eral manager
Which" commented the president,
"was a dirty Irish trick. Popular
Magazine.
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Try This for Colds
Prescription Known for Results
Rather than LARGE Quantity.

Go to your druggist and get Two
ounces of Glycerine and half ounce
Of Concentrated Pine compound Mix
these with half pint of good whisky.
Shake well. Take one to two teaspoon
fuls after each meal and at bed time.
Smaller doses to children according to
age" Any one can prepare this at
home. This is said to be the quickest
cough and cold cure known to the
medical profession. Be sure to get only
the genuine (Globe) Concentrated Pine.
screw-top sealed case. If the druggist
is out OF stock he will quickly get It
from his wholesale house. Don't fool
with uncertain mixtures. 1t is risky.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

who thinks she Is a married woman.
| II HARRISON were worth the trouble.
would tell him the whole story. Aunt
Selma be-obliterated!"
l sat up suddenly.
'H HARRISON were worth the trou-
ble!" repeated. What did he mean
Had he seen
Il mean Just this" Max said slowly.
There is only one unaccredited men,
ber of this household: Only one per-
son, save Flanagan, who was locked
in the furnace room. one person who
was awake and around the house
when Anne's jewels went only one
person in the house, also, who would
have any motive for the theft"
"Motive?" asked DULY.
Poverty" Max threw at me. "Oh,
I mean comparative poverty. Of course.
Who is this fellow, anyhow? Dal
through India. On the strength of
that he brings him here. quarters him
with decent people, and wonders
when they are systematically robbed"
You are unjust!" l said. rising AID
facing him. Il do not like Mr.. Harbi-
son-I-I hate him, II you want to
know. But as to his being thief,
think 1t quite as likely that you
took the necklace"
Max threw his cigarette into tho
fire angrily.
so that Is how 1t Isl" he Knocked.
IF either of US is the thief. It is 1!
You do hate him, don't you?"
left him there, flushed with irrita-
ton. and joined the others. Just as
entered the room. Betty burst through
the hall door like cyclone. and col
lapsed into a chair. She's a mean.
cantankerous old woman!" she de-
clared. feeling for her handkerchief.
You can take care Of your own Aunt
Selma, Jim Wilson. / will never go
near her again."
what did you do? Poison herr"
Dallas asked with interest
"G-got camphor in her eyes," snuff-
ed Betty You never-heard such .
noise. l wouldn't be a trained nurse
for anything in the world. she-she
called me q hussy!"-
You're not going to give her up.
are you. Betty?" Jim asked imploring-
ly. But Betty was. and said 20 plain
".
ANYHOW. she won't have me back"
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CHAPTER X. (continued.)

Bet making no end Of a row. !"
Max ;, looking up from his game.
'bG.-.1e the old lady upstairs insists
on chloroform liniment. Betty says
the smell makes her Ill"
"And she can inhale Russian ciga-
rettes," Anne said enviously. "and
gasolene fumes. without turning a
hair. l call a revoke, Dal: You
trumped spades on the second round"
Dial flung over three tricks with
very bad grace. and Anne counted
them with maddening deliberation.
Game and rubber she said.
Watch Dal, Max; he will cheat in
the score II he can. Kit, don't have
another clam while am in this house
I have eaten SO many lately my waist
rises and falls with the tide
You have a stunning color, Kit"
Loilie said. "You are really quite su-
perb. Who made that gown"
Where have you been hiding, du
kleine?" Max whispered, under cover
OF showing me the evening paper, with
a photograph of the house and a cross
at the cellar window where we had
tried to escape. "If one day In the
house with you, Kit, put me in this
condition, what will a month do?"
From beyond the curtain of sort
of alcove, lighted with a red-shaded
lamp, came a hum of conversation.
Bella's cool, even tones and heavy
nasculine voice. They were laugh
Ing; could feel my chin go up. He
Is not even hiding his shame
Max. / asked, while the others
clamored for him and the game, has
any one been up through the house
since dinner? Any of the men?"
He looked at me curiously.
only HARRISON" he replied prompt
ly Jim has been eating his heart
out in the den ever since dinner; Dal
played the Sonata Apassionata" back
ward on the pianola-he wanted to
put through one of Anne's lingerie
waists, on a wager that 1t would play
a tune: played craps with Lollie, and
Flanagan has been washing dishes.
Why?"
Well, that was conclusive, anyhow.
had had a faint hope that It might
have been a joke, although It had
certainly. But 1t was past doubling
now; he had lain In wait for me at
the landing, and had kissed me, me.
when he thought l was Jimmy's wife.
Oh, must have been very light, very
contemplate, II that was what he
thought of me!
/ went into the library and got
book, but It was impossible to read,
with Jimmy lying on the couch CIV
ing vent to something between q sigh
and a groan every few minutes. About
II the cards stopped. and Bella said
she would read palms. She began
with Mr.. HARRISON, because she de-
clared he had wonderful hand. full
Of possibilities: She said he should
have been a great inventor or = play
wright, and that his attitude to wom-
On was one of homage, respect, almost
ranerenee. He had the courage to
idok ct me. and II . glance could have
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25
DAVID H.MOFFAT
DIES IN EAST
BANKER AND EMPIRE BUILDER
PASSES AWAY VERY
SUDDENLY.
HEART FAILURE CAUSE
LEAVES WEALTH ESTIMATED At
MANY MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS.

Denver-David H. Moffat, president
OF the First National bank, OF the
Denver, Northwestern & Pacific rail-
way, the Denver Union Water Com
pany and other institutions, first in
the ranks of Colorados empire build
ers, died suddenly at the Hotel Bel.
mont. New York City, from heart fail
ure, following an attack of la grippe.
He was in his seventy-second year.
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Alone.

What we must do" thundered the
politician. walking rapidly down the
street beside his bored acquaintance,
what we Englishmen must do is to
put our foot down firmly on these for.
eign imports" And to show that he
could practise as well as preach. at
that moment he put his foot down on
the skin Of an imported banana: and
his friend walked on alone.-London
Globe
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she finished. and she has sent for
guess!"
Have mercyl" Dal cried. dropping
to his knees. "Oh. fair ministerinE
angel she has not sent for mel"
NO" Betty said maliciously. she
wants Bella-she's crazy about her"
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On the Verqe.

A waman and her daughter were at
sea during rough weather. After q
silence OF some time the mother
asked: Are you seasick, Dear?"
mo, think not" replied the daugh-
ter; but I'd hate to yawn. Ladies'
Home Journal.
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The Present Need.

"Ah!" said an enthusiastic admirer.
you will live in the hearts OF your
countrymen."
Maybe So" answered the father of
a new idea, but the problem that con-
fronts me now is how to pay the rent
OF flat"
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Hardly Complimentary.

A widow not 100 miles from Bishop
Auckland had been in the habit of
giving any old boots she had to spare
to q customer for his wife. Not hav-
ing had any for some time, he called
and asked the widow II she had any
boots. adding: I'VE see. my missus hes
such greet. lang. ugly. splathering
feet. that Aw Gamma get q pair to f1t
her only yours. an she san weer them
comfortable. e."-Exchange
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How She Scored,

Mrs. Urban-I threw a stone at an
old hen this morning, and l hit her.
too.
Urban-With the stone?
Mrs. Urban-N-no. but the stons
Jared an apple off the limb of tree.
and the apple fell on the hen.-Chi.
cago. News,
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A Good Samaritan.

"Once. when l was Ill. he gave me a
punch in the stomach"
Il don't see why you should be
grateful for that
at was milk punch. They
strengthen, you know"
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Goinq the Pace.

Il understand they are up to date
people,"
Decidedly so. They stand off the
butcher, the baker and the candlestick
mkaer, so they can live continuously
IT an atmosphere of dust and gaso-
line"
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What He Slipped On.

And you say you had bad fall,
Pat?'
'Indade I did, sir
"What did you slip on?"
"Shure, think it was on a Monday.
ir"-Yonkers Statesman.
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Blew Too Hard.

do you remember the fat man who
used to live across the way and prac-
tee on trombone every morning?"
yes"
Hes dead.'
SERVES him right"
"Oh, he wasn't murdered. He rup-
tured blood vessel"
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Rouoh Goino.

A man never loses anything by be-
ing polite.
He-Oh. yes. he does. I gave up
my seat in a crowded car to lady
and within five minutes l lost my
4uilibrium-Yonkers Statesman.
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For Girls.

Booth Harrington, at dinner in In
diamonds, praised wittily the hus-
band of domestic tastes.
"a great match" he said smiling
toward a group of pretty Indianapolis
girls" good match. ladies, is one
who never goes ut."-Cincinnati In
quirer.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

am not so lost in lexicography as
to forget that words are the daughters
of earth and that things are the sons
of heayen-Samuel Johnson.
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Somewhat Different.

"My name" said the great trage-
dian, has adorned many billboards-"
And mine." rejoined the low com
edian, "has adorned many board
bills."-Chicago News.
The Way of the World.
isn't it awful? According to the
papers, there lust seems to be one rev.
olution after another"
"Yes: that's the way the world goe3
round."-Judge
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

Those days are lost in which we do
not good; those worse than lost In
which we do eyil.--Cromwell
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
40 years ago. They regulate and invigor-
ate, stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Childre
teething softens the gums, reduces infiamma
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c q bottle
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25
Reckless.

"Pipps doesn't care what he buys on
credit"
mo You would think that every
day he lives is his last day on earth"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

Dost thou love life? Then do not
squander time, for time is the stun
life is made of.-Franklin.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Qunine Tablets
Druggists refund money II il fails To cure Il. W.
GROVE rs signAuur re IL on each box. BIC.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25

| Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, is made
Of clean, sweet. health-giving Herbs.
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A Glimpse Of Heaven.

erfamilias-"Well, Mr.. Smith,
I'm pleased to see you at our humble
board for the first time. Now is there
any particular cut you fancy?"
Prospective Son-n-Law-"Oh-n
thank you, think"
Youngest Daughter of the House
Dad aren't you going to ask Cissie?
You know what shindy she kicks up
if she doesn't get first pick."-London
Opinion
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There never was a good war or q
bad peace.-Franklin
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ASH EoK ALLEN.s Eoor-EAsE

the Antseptic powder to shake into your shoes. Re.
lieves Corns, Bunions, lngrowing Nails Swollen md
Sweating feet, Blisters and Callous spots. Sold
everywhere 25c. Don I dccspt substitute. Sam
pie FREE. Address Allen $. Olms ted, lie Roy, n. Y
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AIaa. No.

Alas, No.
Figg-You should pay ~ you 70.
Fogg-My landlady won't let ma
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Good Customer Of America.
Morocco uses about two thousand
barrels of American cottonseed oil
yearly.
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important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-25
SYNOPSIS.

copyrish ,~. by the Bobt. Merrill Co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-03-16

.cooh S hocb is the only gem.
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The Secluded Duche SIS.

The Duchesse du Maine, wsto held
her court at Sceaux during the reign
of the regent, was an iHnitsrionS old
lady One day. according TO "A Prin-
cess of Strategy" when she was i'll
she complained to the doctor that he
was not curing her quickly enough.
what was the good, she wanted TO
know, OF compelling her TO go without
so many things and making heT live in
seclusiOn? But replied tfAc doctor.
"'your most serene highncss has at pres
ent forty people at the chateau
Forty or fifty people!" sah1 the du-
ehesse We'll, for a princess that Is
practically seclpsion"
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Nj a Chancei

4 man told another man few days
ago how he had been buttOning his
wife's dress for five years and finally,
10 order TO even the account. he had
shirt made to order with si1ty-fve
buttons down the back.
DID you make her button itT'
eagerly inquired the second party,
witt r. glad smile.
" .ried to and fell down like slip
ping On banana sEin," replied the
frs party "Sle promptly told me to
button the top button and let the 9th
ers side, explaining that they would
not show when had put GA my coat
-Chicago TrlLane.
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Presence Of Mind

Sarah How do ! look IN this
hat? Sarah Bellum-rurn around and
let me see. the back Of. n, dear. Why.
It's perfectly splendid. Chicago Trih.
ura
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Dcst'uy boar, u, 10 our lot. and DIES
tiny "a per34ps our own wi.i.-Di5-
raeli.