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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
Kill Moro Than Wild Beasts.

The number OF people Killed yearly
by wild beasts don't approach the
vast number killed by disease germs.
No life is safe from their attacks
They're in air, water, dust even food
But grand protection is afforded by
Electric Bitters, which destroy and
expel these deadly disease germs from
the system. That's why chills, fever
and ague, all malarial and many
blood diseases yield promptly to this
wonderful blood purifier. Try them
and enjoy the glorious health and
new strength they'll give you. Money
back. If not satisfied only soc at
Koeppens.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
e @ n A GREAT TONIC
-. -. ~. AND BLOOD PURIFIER

There above all others which makes S. the
greatest of all oncs and that because the most perfect of all
blood purifiers Any system which needs tonic needs blood pu
6cr for impure blood which the Weakened rundown
condition of the body SSS is made entirely of roots herbs and
bks which possess only strengthening properties but the
same time are recognized ingredients the greatest value for
removing every mpuy poison an from the circulation SSS
improves appetite and DIGESTION stomach disturbances
and steadily and builds the system up perfect health it
adds blood the rh heau properties needs and in every
wv enables the system stand the strain Of the long, hot
cures and disorders arising from weak impure
blood Book the blood and medical advice free for sale
at drug stores THE SWIFT SPECIFIC "o, ATLANTA. GA.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
DIVORCE FOR SPRINGER.
Denver Magnatc Is Granted Legal
Separation from Naughty Wife.

Denver, Colo. - John w. Springer
was granted a divorce here today from
Isabel Patterson Springer. The charge
was mental cruelty.
Springer testified that recent pub
lications concerning the relations of
Mrs. Springer Balloonist Won Phul
and H. f. Henwood and evidence
at the trials of Henwood had greatly
humiliated him, and the court held
THAT his allegations were sustained.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FOUR MINISTER'S IN SUIT.
Baseball Player Demands Damages
From Them


Nebraska City.-On July 3, 1910,
Ray Beaver, charged with being
member Of the Auburn baseball team
that came to this city and played with
the Nebraska City team on Sunday,
was arrested at that place and
brought here and placed in Jail. The
complaint against the baseball play
ers had been filed by four preach
ers-the Rev G.. Wright Of the
Methodist Episcopal church, the Reev.
j. a. Koser of the Lutheran, the Rev
Frank S. Lyon of the Baptist and the
Rev. Arthur f.. Perry OF the Presby-
| terian church.
After Beaves had been in Jail for a
| short time it was ascertained that he
| did not play with the Auburn team
| here on that date and was not in the
county. He threatened TO bring suit
| for damages then, but deferred until
yesterday, when through his attor-
neys, one from this city and the other
from Nemaha county, filed a suit ask
ing for $4,000 damages for false i'm
prisonment. All of the defendants
are residents of this city, but the
Rev. Mr.. Wright, who is now district
superintendent for the Methodist
church for this part or the state.
While Sunday baseball is played
every Sunday in all of the small towns
in this county, not single game ha:
been played on Sunday since that date
All of the players who were arrested
at that time We're held under bond
until the close of the season, and theI
the case was dismissed. Beavers at
torneys have promised to push the
case, but only two of the minister
are fairly well to do and it will b'
hard to enforce a judgment agains
all of them if one is secured.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
ROOSEVELT MAKING HAY.
Former President Busy on Farm at
SaunmOre HILL

New York.-Brown rs a berry, with
callouses on his hands and the scent
Of new mown hay about him, Colonel
Roosevelt looks every inch farmer
these days. He is getting his hay crop
in at Sycamore hill, directing the work
in person, doing his full share of 1t
and incidentally having the time of his
life. If the colonel is taking any in
terest in politics, public affairs OF
anything except his crop, he is keep
ing it to himself for he declines to
discuss anything else for publica-
ton. He will make hay enough to
supply his own needs and may have
some to sell.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
This Nlnn Has Toad Garden.

Greeley, Colo.-Probably the most
unique garden in this section of the
country is that of J. V. Crone, which
is devoted to the breeding of toads as
we'll as the raising of garden truck.
Mr.. Crone has caught hundreds OF
toads and put them on his place. Hc
declares they are the worst enemy of
the fly and says the time will come
when people will domesticate them
for the purpose of riddng their prem
ises of flies.
Already the toads have cleared
away every fly from the Crone place
and neighbors attribute the absence
of flies from their premises to the
Crone toad garden.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FALLS A THOUSAND FEET.
shocking Death of n Miner i'm ANA
dor County.

Jackson.-Charles Goodell, employ
ed in the Bunker Hill and AmadoI
mine, stepped from the cage. at the
200-foot level into the shaft and fell
1000 feet. The BODY was horribly
mangled, the head and left leg hav'
ing been severed. The accident hap
pened while going on shift. He wa:
an italian, AZ years old, and left nC
relatives in this country.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
SHOOTS WIFE. KILLS SELF.
Woman Is Expected to Recover from
Bullet Wounds.

Spencer Ind.-Mrs. Ogden Phil
lips, who was shot by her husband
as they walked near the cemetery
yesterday, will probably live, said
her physicians today. Phillips, a
glass worker of Fairmount, Ind. af-
ter shooting hi wife killed himself. Ii
was thought at first that the woman
would die. on the body of the dead
man was found a note declaring the
mans intention to kill the woman il
she would not consent to return tC
live with him
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
USES GASOLINE HARVESTER.
Hoosier Farmer Adopts New Method
i'm Wheat Cutting.

Columbus, Ind.-Charles Speice, an
up-to-date farmer near here, began
cutting his wheat today, and he is
propelling his reaper with a gasoline
engine, method never before used
in this county He uses but two
horses, and they only guide the reap
er, and he cuts a third more wheat
a day than with the old method of
horse power.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
MUD PREVENTS SUICIDE.
Policeman Arrests Man Who Can't
Drown i'm Shallow Water

Policeman Arrests Man Who Can't
Drown in Shallow Water.
Oklahoma City, Ok.-After twice
sticking in mud in an effort to COM
nit suicide by drowning himself, e.
B. Siddons was unable to pull him
self out of the mire and escape before
an officer arrested him.
Siddons jumped into the river. The
water was three feet deep, and hold
ing his head under apparently placed
him in too uncomfortable a position
SO he climbed to the bank and tried
again. The water was still three feet
deep. SO was the mud.
An officer arrested siddons before
he could extricate himself after the
second attempt.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
7 Want Ads. I
WANTED-(Continued)

COME TO MADAM KENNEWY, GOT
East Court street, TO get your
switches and all kinds of hair
goods, the best and only natural
human hair ever SOLD IN Pendleton.
Bring your combings and have
them made up. Everything
strictly guaranteed. Phone Red 1852.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FREE GIRL OF MURDER CHARGE
DIR. William G. Latsan, Young Secre-
tary's "Man-Go Called Suicide


New York.-A coroner's jury re-
turned a verdict that DR.. William r.
C. Latson was a suicide. The jury
absolved Alta Markheva. the physi-
clans secretary, from all suspicion
of being involved in the mans death.
The body of Dr. Latson was found
in his apartments, $50 Riverside
drive, on the night of May II, and
suspicion pointed to the young Mark
heva girl who was the last person
in his company and who made the
discovery of the body.
She was arrested and while in the
West Side prison attempted to enc
her own life. She admitted that she
had been infatuated with the young
physician and declared him to be hei
"man god"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
AUCTIONEER.
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

--~-~---->->---~~--~-~-~
V STROBLE, DEALER IN NEW
and second hand goods. Cash paid
Cor all secondhand goods bought
Cheapest place in Pendleton to buy
household goods Call and get his
prices 21O f. Court street. Phone
Rlack S17l.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
PRESIDENT SWEITERS IN
HIS PRIVATE TOURING CAR

Pittsburg, July 5.-Despite the
numerous electric fans and large
quantities Of iced water, the tempera-
ture was 90 degrees in President
Taft's car when it arrived here this
afternoon. The president appeared
on the rear platform and waived his
hand to the sweltering crowd. He
looked uncomfortably warm. His train
started for Washington Immediately.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

\ man who loses money to card
sharp on some trick exposed thou
sands of times is entitled to no SYM
pathy when he squeals
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
TRAIN SCHEDULE
O.-W. X. & n.

Westbound-Oregon division
Portland local, leave. sos a. m.
Ore. and Wash. Express. 4.S5 a. m.
Portland Limited ....12:15 p. m.
Fast Mail ....... .11:45 p. m.
Motor ............ $50 p. m.
Pilot Rock Mixed ..... Sis a. m.
astbound-Oregon division
Fast Mail ............ 1.50 a. m.
Ore. & Wash. Express. Sis a. m.
Chicago Limited ...... 5:15 p. m.
Motor .10:40 Il. m.
Portland Local, arrive. E. 500 p. m.
Pilot Rock Mixed ....- AIS p. m.
Washington Div.-Leaving Pendleton.
Walla Walla Local 80. 5:25 p. m.
Pendleton Passenger -. 700 a. m.
Spokane local ........ 4:35 q. m.
Washington Div.-Arriving Pendleton
Pendleton local ...... 2:15 a. m.
Walla Walla local .... 800 a. m.
Pendleton. Passenger -. 500 p. m.
NORTHERN PACIFIC.
Leaving Pendleton-
Passenger ............ 1880 p. m.
Mixed train .......... 1880 a. m
Arriving Pendleton-
Passenger ......'...... lO.Ou a. m
Mixed train ........... 1880 a. n.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
Going TO the Coronation.

II see now why Maybelle picked
out a slow steamer"
why did she?"
"She started as a brunette and ar
rived as a blonde"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Standard bred Single
Comb Black Minorca eggs, $1.6e
setting; $500 per 100. 215 Jane
st. Phone Black 5091, Pendleton.
Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Unfurnish housekeep-
ing rooms in East Oregonian build
ing. Steam heat, gas range In
kitchen, electric lights, hot and
cold water and bath. Recently
renovated. Enquire at E. o. office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

WANTED-Iace curtains TO laundry.
Work done with especial care.
Phone Red 2521.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
Classified DIRECTORY /.
insurance. AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all
lands in Umatilla county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
a general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for nom
residents Write fire, life and acci-
dent insurance. References, any
bank in Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
c. H. MARSH, Sec
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
WANTED.

D-SALESMAN for exclusive
territory. Big opportunities. No
experience necessary. Complete line
Yakima Valley grown fruit, shade
and ornamental stock. Cash week
ly. Outfit free. Toppenish Nurs-
cry Company. Toppenish. Wash.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

DIR. LYNN K. BLAKESLEE, CHRO-
mic and nervous diseases, and dis
eases of women. X-ray and Electro
therapeutics. Judd building, corner
Main and Court streets. Office phone
Main 70; residence phone, Main 554.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE

CITY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON
street, Carney & Bradley, Props.
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab hne in connec-
ton. Phone main 70.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

Do you read the East oregonian?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

JOHN S. BAKER, FUNERAL d.
rector and licensed embalmer.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor,
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
dav or night. Phone main 10.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
PHYSICIANS.

H. S. GARFIELD, NJ. D. HOMEo-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephone: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
RESTAURANTS.

CHINA RESTAURANT. NOODLES
and chop suey. ing d. Goey, prop.
AT the old stand, Alta street In rear
OF Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLETON LODGE No. 81
w A. F. and A. NJ. meets the
]" first and third Mondays of
each month. All visiting brethren
are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

BENTLEY & LEFFINGWELL, REAL
estate, fire, life and accident insur-
ance agents. New location, SIS Main
street. Phone Main 404.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

East oregpnian by carrier, SIC per
month.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07

DIR. THOMAS VAUGHAN DENTIST,
Office in Judd building. Phone,
Main 73.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-07-07
DENTISTS.

E. A. MANN. DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street, next to Commercial
Association rooms. Office phone,
Black 3421: residence phone, Black
1851.
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John Bright and the Carpet.

A characteristic story of John Bright is told by Mrs. T. P. O'Connor in her new book, "I Myself He was at dinner one night with an M. P whose wife by no means shared her husbands democratic sentiments John Bright was sitting near his hos tess, and she was rather annoyed at having him among her smart guests, and thought to give him a direct snub, so she said during a pause in the conversation:
 "Mr Bright, this rug, I understand, was made by you, and I am very dis satisfied with it. I have only had it a short time, and it is very, shabby and badly made"
 "Is it?" said MT. Bright, getting up deliberately from the table and taking a silver candelabrum which he put down upon the floor. and, getting upon his knees, closely examined the carpet You are quite right" he said, blithely getting up. 'it is bad car pet, and I will order my firm to send you another in it's place" And then he calmly resumed his political con versation and the dinner went on.
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The Preservation of venison.

Venison, as everyone knows. re- quires careful preservation. If in spite of every care it seems likely to go wrong, an old English housewifery book gives the following recipe for it's redemption.
 Take strong ale, and put to it wine vinegar, as much as will make it sharp. Then set it on the fire and boil 1t well and scum 1t and make of it a strong brine with bay salt or other salt; then take 1t off and let it stand till it be cold. then put your venison into 1t and let it lye in it full twelve hours.
 Then take out from that meer sauce and press it well. Then parboyl it, and season it with pepper and salt, and bake it"
 The venison, the housewife goes on to say, must be baked in a coffin 1. e.. inclosed in a paste case well lined with butter. After it is baked pour through a hole in the case some melt ed butter, three tablespoonfuls of win egar and six of claret, and let it lie and cool in this, after which it will be excellent cold.-London Daily Tele Telegraph.
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sELF-REsPEcT IS RESTORED
What Made College Girls Spirits Rise During Discourse of
 Mrs. Society.

He was a fussily important society college education. But on one occa- sion he invited young college grad uate, the daughter of an old friend, to his house, to take afternoon tea. It was windy day, and the girl arrived at his suburban home with her skirts blown about and her hair tuInbling about her ears, a state of affairs of which she felt guiltily conscious for the whole of her visit The lady of the house, Mrs. Society, poured tea. and discoursed of girls in general.
 q agree with dear James" she said that a college education is not the best preparation for the future life of a young woman" She peered into the cups to see if the maid had left them in good order, and glanced at her guest, who covered in her seat, feeling intensely her disheveled con dition. and dimly wondering fit were due to her college education.
 Mrs. Society. seeing that the offend ing maid had left dust in the cups, drowned. 'T think college educa- ton usually units young women for the finer duties of domestic life, 5 she said, and blew first in one cup, and then in the other, to remove the dust
 At that the college girl felt her spirits rise to the skies. For" as she explained afterward, in telling the story i've did sometimes blow the dust out of the cups, when we gave tea parties, but we usually did it be fore the guests got there. ."IYouth's s Companion.
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One lonesome bee lags to the hive
 On stifened and rheumatic wings, The frost-bit cricket, half-alive,
 Creaks out the swan-song that it sings, The wind-tossed withered blade and husk Where one lorn cornstalk feebly sways Are cracking dirges in the dusk
 It gets late early nowadays. The cat Is whinin at the door,
 The dog will whimper. too. ere long; An undertone of winters roar
 Comes in the breeze's treetop song; Bare boughs are lifting here and there, The afternoon dies in a haze, A subtle warning thrills the air
 It gets late early nowadays. The whistle of the distant train
 Is shrifly chill across the miles. The children's shouts are very plain And sudden Tn the silent whiles Of this calm. lazy autumn time;
 All unexpected on their ways The glinting stars begin to climb
 It gets late early nowadays. The clucking chickens seek their rest. The drifting clouds against the west
 Clean with myriad gorgeous dyes, The maple, leaves turn richer gold,
 The woodbine has a crimson blaze, The grape-leaves crumple up and fold It gets late early nowadays. A sense of sadness. and content;
 A mingled sense. that makes US ask What time the dancing summer went
 And whence this dull half-mystic mask The day draws on--this comes to us.
 And half in dream and half in daze Unto ourselves we murmur thus:
 It gets late early nowadays"
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Official Oath in Siam,

If any form of oath is calculated to impress one, that which is pre- scribed to the state officials of Siam is likely to do so. Each official has to say: May the blood flow from my veins, may crocodiles devour me, may I be condemned to carry water to the flames of hell in vessels without bot toms After death may I enter the body of a slave. May I suffer the harshest treatments during all time in years as numerous as the sands of all the seas. May I be reborn deaf, dumb and blind and afflicted with dire mala- dies. May I also be thrown into Narok the lower regions-and tortured by Prea Yam, if I break this oath"
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C0MMUTER MADE, NOT BORN
Merely Man Who Lives In Suburbs.

The commuter is peculiarly a prod uct of modern civilization. He is made. not born. Contrary to the general belief, a commuter Is not merely a man who lives in the suburbs, but a man who, living in the suburbs, must use the railroad regularly in going to and from the city. Thus automobil- ists, farmers (gentlemen or other wise), and local tradesmen are not commuters.
 It requires great executive ability and perfect self-control to be a sue cessful commuter One must be able to sleep serenely until 7:30, get up. dress in dignified leisure, Fletcherize his breakfast, chatting pleasantly the while with his family, and then saun- ter down to the station without the either ten seconds too early or ten seconds too late for the 8:02.
 The men one sees wildly running for the train, watch in one hand and a mutton chop in the other, and the men who get to the station five or six minutes too soon were never cut out for commuters. They should move back to the city, for they will never be successful. They are neophytes tyros, bunglers, failures.
 Every college in the country should have it's course in committing, fol there could be no better training fol a young man who is about to enter business, with it's many exactions 1T the way of method and system Judge.
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In the RutIer,s Pantry.

Say" said the Nut Cracker to the Card Tray <"there's cork over there in that bottle that is as tight as it can be-"
 Well" suggested the Card Tray, why don't you send for Officer Cork screw and have the offender pulled %
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Her Preference.

The pastor of colored church in the south was rather too much in clined to be high introducing vari- ous innovations in his church that were not at all to the liking of the old fashioned darkies.
 Among his new" ideas the pastor had arranged for stained glass in the church windows. This he was show ing in triumph to one old woman par ishioner, when he asked her how she liked it.
 Its shore beautiful" the old lady was forced to admit; but deed an deed, sah, 1 prefers de glass jest as God made it!"-Lippincott's.
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Correct.

"Gentlemen,' said the professor who held the Chair of Confidence in the Get Rich Quick college, when you see a man from the rural districts count ing a roll of money on the street and gazing interestedly at the tall build ings. what is the proper thing to do?'
 He is," was the response which came in chorus from the class.
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A Real Gain.

Bless mel" exclaims the friend. 'T never saw a man put on flesh as you have in the last six months. Why they'll have to set V in the back of your vest before long"
 Before long!" signs the man, who is taking on about a pound a day and can't stop it. Why. man, they've al ready set W there!"
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Tempting Salad.

A nice salad, suitable for a lunch con or dinner, is made by taking lit tie round peppers, making a slit in the side and carefully extracting the fiber and seeds without breaking the sides Fill tie peppers with English walnuts, broken in small pieces and moistened with French dressing Serve On crisp lettuce leaves.
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Proqress.

"Is your son taking lessons in jiu jitsu?" we asked of MT Bilfitser
 Yes, I believe he is taking a course of instruction in it, he replies.
 "Is he making much progress?"
 Well, I don't know whether he is or not, but at last accounts he had learned six different ways to pro- nounce the name of the science, or fad, or habit, or whatever it may be-
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Lesson In Etiquette.

"I was ashamed of you at that din ner last night. You made so much noise drinking your tea"
 Why, I was only slipping it. It was hot"
 "I should say you were gargling. Why didn't you have some etiquette about you? Why didn't you pour it out into your saucer, the way I did?'