The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-10-28
BY HELEN GREEN.

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, the !
telephone girl and MYRTLE, I'm the |
business"
MYRTLE-Did yuh see the old gel
nun l blowed in with dearie? All, of
we had his wad, how this overcast
world would brighten, sheddin' a ro-
seate effulgence upon the trail until
to-morra an the next day become as
visions came true! He's the Albany
guy invented square peas, thereby
givin' comfort an security to count
less rural legislators when dinin' out.
Yuh goa salute a intellect like
that, even eff he does wear a derby
with his frock coat, fur what is style
too often anyway but the outward
veneer of a fella who kinnot lean his
nut agin a chairback fur fear Of bend
in it in?
ANABELLE-Alas, yes. Looks is
not s'much, an as I slowly ripen into
my completer self kin but pity the
pore, inexperienced child what usta
fall so frequent fur some rummy IN
swell SCOT, whereas now he kin APP
pear in jumpers an made tie, an
eff the old checkbooks lurkin' in the
pocket next his heart, | kin bear the
walters whispers.
Yunno my seafarin' friend, Capt
Jack Griffiths? Thatll be the last of
them marines, nv dear. After givin'
me every reason, outside of commit
| tin himself in letters, | with my own
/ lamps sawr him assistin a small bru-
nette widow inta a automobile, yet a
! hour previous he had swore that his
1 ideer of Heaving wa large blonde
angels soarin through space, alight-
in, on invitation, to bust a coupla
yuh ought be mate of this here
craft" he says to me. "fur with yer
cuunnin' ways an dreamy, compellin'
beauty yuh got me dashed to the
mast" he says. ooh, Bella, swear
that none shall steal yuh from yer
Jack!' he says, an a-course yuh
know when yuh git one them moon
light talks with their lyin' blue eyes
burnin passionit messitch, the very
strongest of us is liable to them
mushy feelin's-an' don't he asst me
fur a memento of the sacredest hour
of riotous career, from workaway
on the Sydney run to stickin' his own
ship in the foe up towards Victoria
Land. "Ive met 'em all shades an
sizes. but my little Broadway queen
has got me copied" he says. Oh, gee!
why don't grief kill, dearie, stead Of
jest rendin us in twain?
Anyway, he says-hello! Who?
Yuh what? Want to be changed to
another suite as yer dawg hates pink
wallpaper, bein' accustomed to
mauve, an it's affectn' his health?
Here it is again; nothing but beefin
over sumpin' the seckind they're up
. I'll tell the clerk, Well, he says tc
. me, "Dolling, gimme a lock of hair
an In return I'll find yuh some dia
mond earrings to remind yuh of vel
baby" he says. All, I musta been :
1 nut all right! went an slipped hin
ring, thinkin' in the Temporary agi
tation it was my reconstructed ruby
an when he'd gone amt I shy the
real one I got from Morris, that party
: in the feather trade! To think thai
f while I set here with assumed calm
/ answerin' these lobs, that brunette's
T. gitin' in her work, an'-hellO?
+ This is 41144. Kin'ly explain to yel
I wife that yuh'Il be detained by bust
/ ness at the office? I s'pOse ! kin
t Mista Shootit; but lemme observe
!, that to date they amt no commercial
2 reason why | should add any gildin
l to them messitches yuh keep sendin'
t What? Meant to hand me last even
e in, an KEEP furgittin? Yes? Say
v yuh didn't see me at the adiOnin
/ table last night, did yuh? | though
e mebbe yuh didn't. She looked like
4 sech a bright CELL. Yer sister? WHO
b yuh kiddin'? What? Coin to SEM
r me a envelope by a messenger? Why
n amt that kind OF yuh! Not that I eX
pect tokens from the guests, FIJI
$ though pore, got a delicacy wha
v makes me shrink from actin or seem
g I'm sordid-still, eff yuh insist-huh
e Oh, I'll square the bein' detained
G thing fur yuh-sure. Goo'-by!
5. MYRTLE-Lijen, Bella. 7 beer
0 asst to join a suffrage club. Woul
e yuh? 7 feel like it might kinda dc
=. tract from my womanly charm, yet
n knnot but thrill under the thought g.
:. our wrongs, an what beside the fran
2 chise is goin' to gi- us where we XII
keep man where he oughta be KEEP?