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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05
Dresses New and Stylish at Sll.o8

Ne ciIyour attention 10 I7o,arl
seeh and laieta Dresses the
W NeSF or l"il length
sold o'rasts tors also lace yoke dresses are enreIy n
'nd Nc'N 'teStlo sec these 5ovalue special
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

Some new designs in Jap
Silk, Lawn and 3atiste. hand
embroidered with Baby Irish
Lace and tiny tucks. Others
with embroidery and lace;
about. 80 styles. each one new:
specially priced at sc.es.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05
Beautiful MessaIine

silk Waists. in all the sea-
sons popular shades; cleverly
trimmed with lace and tucks
in numerous designs, at ss.os.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05
Electric D0mes
Greatly Reduced

All odd Electric Domes that we have only
one OF a kind we have marked them at a con
siderable reduction, many at half price All
perfect and in good condition
One Electric Dome made loaded art glass 30
inches across; amber and green, with beaded fringe
ms eeotFoer has four lights specis reduction from
$500 to $4,000.
one Electric Done in atnbsF, With wrousst copper
trimmings, reduced from, sir 90 to ss5o
One Electric Dome in amber and green With he.d.a
fringe four lights. reduced iron, $500 70 soooo
green. reduced from $500 to $1,000
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05


clean goods Just opened.
One lot 81 700 yards ALLOVERS, for waists
dresses and lingerie These arc in eyelet de
signs, large open designs, small dainty patterns
for baby dresses and vokcs: fine handloom goods:
values from SI.po To $3.50 for. Soc
ANOTHER. LOT OF NEW FRONTINGS
Of fine hatste il open work designs. imitation Of
Baby Irish centres, with French work on each
side; exceptionally good for. ....... Soc
FINE SWISS SKIRTING, very popular for
clllldrcns dresses fine handloom goods in dozens
81 new dainty patterns, with ruiflc on bottom
and insertion Of lace lei i'll at top, regular 81 50
quality, special at. ST 90
RIBBON GALLONS Of fine Swiss cmbroid-
cry; dozens Of neat and dainty designs special
Ioc yard
CAMBRIA EDGES, s 10 10 inches vide Will
aunder and wear excellently: perfect in every
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05
Fine Hand-P ainted French China

: lot Of hand-painted French China in salad BOWS
cake Plates and Fancy Plates. IN discontinued deoo
: st'ohs some horal and conventional designs we're
1915 end $500; special $500
another lot Of China tina, v-ss $500 to $3.50: So.
ciaL sl-5o each.
Others that sold up 70 $3.50 500 spec4., 500
each
fRase enfN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

Handsome new Waists of
me quality Messaline, Chiffon
plain and fancy Taffeta, Lace
etc, either plain or with laca
trimmings. open front or back
win three quarter sleeves, ali
the new spring shades. she.
cfal values at $500.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
CHARGED. WITH !. !.
MANslAuGHTER
OFFICIALS OF JERSEY ROAD AND
DUPONT Y POWDER COMPANY.
ARRAlGNED BEFORE COURT.

JERSEY CITY, Feb. i4.--When eight
officials Of the Jersey Central railroad
and Dupont Powder Company and Cap
tain James Healy, Of the Ill fated Cath
crime were arraigned before Judge
Queen to-day charged With manslaugh-
ter in being responsible for Wednes-
days explosion we're represented by
a big array OF alwyers who declared
they intended to question the jurisdic-
ton Of the Hudson county authorities.
Prosecutor Varvey told the court that
he was prepared to prove that the ex-
plosives had been in the city six days
without the, knowledge og the author
tiles. Additional divers were put to
work today searching for bodies.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
PAN gR.ss RuN

-
Our people are enjoying the revival
at Mount Hood, 81
Mr. John Hayhurst Is very. i'll at
present. Il q y. Il, u
Miss Ethyl Toothman Is home from
Falrmont, where she has been for
some time. 4 !, ifSa N
Miss Estella Heck, Messrs. Earle
Heck, HUI Straight and Hugh Jones
were calling on Misses Phillipa Thorne
and Ada Harden Wednesday evening.
Il The teacher and pupils Of our school
are preparing an extensive program
to be given in the near future. The
boys and'girls nre, greatly interested In
the work they are undertaking and a
good time is assured to the public
when the plays are given. The time
has not been decided on for a certain.
ty, but will be announced later.
Miss Dora Cox was a rece. t visitor
at Ebert Arnetts.5
Miss Estelia Heck was the guest of
her cousin, Miss Cal, Annette. on Phar-
oah's Run, Wednesday.
Ben Page has moved his family to
the Morgan mine, opposite Montana.
Mrs. Esta Wilson has been very sick.
Joe Hall is working for Alley Harris.
Miss Ada Harden spent Tuesday
night with Miss Ethel Musgrave.
Miss Phllipa Thorne spent Thursday
and Friday with her aunt Mrs. Ben
Page. at Morgan mines. 4
The meeting at Mt Hood closed
Wednesday night.
Alley Harris was given delightful
surprise party Friday evening, January
9th, itibeing his birthday. Owing to
the inclemency OF the weather, only a
few were present. MS follows: Mrs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06


Fred Wilson and children, Mrs Rena
Kerns and daughter Miss Gertie finr.
his. Master Patsy Harris. Messrs Jim
Powell, Clarence Murphy. Lloyd BIS
set, Lester Murphy a good time was
reported by all. Y Il H "
MRS. G. N.dNiison was calling. on her
daughter Mrs. Charles Jones, N on.
day. X Il
Mrs. Barley Hess Ia visiting her
mother. near Hoodsville.
\ Miss Estella Heck and brothers,
Earl and Fred, were calling on Mas
Ada Harden Thursday evening.
TheSfollowing young folks composed
the party from here who attended the
entertainment at RiyesvIlle Friday
night: Misses Mayme and Gae Miller,
Estella Heck. Lucy and Made Harris.
Ada Harden, Messrs. Russell and
Claude Wilson. Hugh Toothman and
Claude Nay.
Herman 5Thorne was down from
Fairmont over Sunday
SHIRLEY.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
FOR AGED PEOPLE.
Old Folks Should Be Careful In Their
Selection Of Regulative Medicine. /

I .
We have safe. dependable and al.
together ideal remedy that is partlcu.
larry adapted to the requirements Of
aged people, and persons of weak con.
situations who suffer from constipa.
ton or other bowel disorders. We are
so certain that 1t will relieve these
complaints and give absolute ,satisfac-
ton In every particular that we offer
itwith our personal guarantee that It
shall cost the user nothing II 1t fails
to substantiate our claims. This rem.
edy Is called ReXall Ordcrlies.
Rexall Orderlies have soothing.
healing, strengthening, tonic and reg,
ulative action upon the bowels. They
remove all irritation. dryness,, sore.
ness and weakness. They restore the
bowels and associnte organs to more
vigorous and healthy activity. They
are eaten like candy. may be taken ut
any time without Inconvenience, do
not cause any gripping, nausea, diar.
rhoea. excessive looseness. flatulence
or other disagrecablc effect. Price csc
and .10c. Sold only at our store-T,he
ReSall Store. Mt. City Drug Co., Main
ST.: also Hall Drug Co.. 304 Water st.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
WESTON CHARTER
is TO Be Amended to Extend Time Of
Street Car. Franchise.

A bill has been prepared and, will
soon betintroduced in the legislature
providing for an amendment to the
charter of the city Of Weston extend.
ing the time Of the life OF franchises
granted by the city to street railway
companies from thirty to fifty years.
In the event OF the bills passage
the application for franchise OF the
company which proposes to connect
that city with Clarksburg by trolley
will be acted upon under its pro.
visions. The citizens retain the right
OF ratlfying or rejecting the action of
the city council under the act. 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
SicI and
'I'eetI1l!ll!!llg Babies

= ~
! !; Fer Forty lYcnra mothers have been
giving babies odbert's 4 Baby Cordial.
and II has never failed to give salts
faction. s, II, & 3 z. n
d It is tho prescription OF one of the
most eminent PHI alcians tho state OF
Ohio has produced, and when Dnby
Is cross, fretful, wakeful, suirera from
Collie. Sour. Stomach, Diarrhoen or Dys-
entery, Is &teething or susrcrlng fsom
any other ailmcnt. common. TO infants,
Its use Will rnve many anxious mo-
ments, probably life itsalf. Mrs; Beulah
w. Leonard. Beverly, W. Va. says: TN
the experience 4 have had for several
2years past In raising delicate and
nervous babies. I can truthfully testify
to the wonderful results Obtained from
tho use OF Odbcrts Baby Cordial. In
the most aggravated. obstinate cases,
which have batfled tho most skilful
physicians, the use of this Cordial has
proven 1t the most wonderful remedy
ever devised for tho relief and cure
Of suffering babies" n
DR.. II. Yokum. one Of tho leading
physicians OF Randolph County, and
president Of the bank in his city
/ beverly, w. va4). says, II have used
!odbert's Baby Cordial In my practice
for the last II years. 4 have always
Huu koou TesullSFlTOHl liz use ana DO
mot hesitate to recommend It as a safe
remedy for the diseases for which II
~ recommended" ., Z s. q d
pr. Thompson ,strosnider. Blacks
Vile. W. Va. snys: 81 have been using
odbert's Baby Cordial in my practice
for nearly three years. III think It tar
superior to any preparation ; have
used In the treatment Of Infants"
Your baby's life is too valuable, yo,,
think too much OF your child to permit
It to suffer eedIessiy: your Judgment
too good TO- allow some dealer, for the
sake of:a larger profit. to sell You n
substitute. Get Olbcrt's Baby Cordial
the original. nlso the best. and yotl will
not be disappointed. AT. all Dealers
CSC per bottle. Il l ~.
Babies like Odbert's Baby Cordial
It's Bahy's Remedy--Mother's Friend. /
VA. MEDICAL CO.. or CHARLESTON, VIVA.
Sots Manufacturers
FOR SALE BY MARTINS DRUG
~ .iF4;srrST0RE. X,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

lt5 The Charleston Gazette OF Saturday
gives the following notice OF the read
ling OF Mrs. CT Shaver, OF this city,
satfan entertainment given on Friday
blythe Daughters OF the Confederacy.
1T says: Fl,
All OF the exercises were highly en-.
$tertaining,;biit tAefeglwas one feature Of
the entertainment TO which especial
notice should be called and. that is
5the& reading and Rotations OF Mrs.
Shaver This lady is the wife of Mr..
tClementrL. Shaver, who is member
Of the West Virginia ;Legislatweap nov
lin session. She was born down on the
eastern shore Of Virginia, and her. per.
sonal beauty, her brilllnncy Of mind,
and her extensive cultivation in clio.
cution, secure for her the appreciation
and admiration OF every one who has
the good fortune to attend an enter
stainment where she appears. Last
night she read Mrs. General Picketts
dialect story Of Jimmy" No one ever
attempts ito read negro dialect after
The hears it repeated by a genuine
southern born elocutionist. Mrs. Sha.
5Iiyerf possesses that rEattainabie quail
IityBof voice, pronunciation and man
;;Jlier together, with a subtle sense OF
liumor: and pathos Indispensable for
its reproduction. She also by special
request, read the negro sermon. Hoe.
every one that tiirsteth." with great.
est effect. For encores she gave some
of Eugene Fields poems that are al.
4 ways SO tender and appealing tina. no
SheartJcan withstand their melting sen.
istiment. ITO say that the Charleston
audience, was delIghted-rwith Mrs.
Shayer's generous, contribution to- the
entertainment would be but Ia, feeble
tribute TO her talents. Every one was
charmed with her performance. ~. ::
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
- u ~. : q go .ii-'9 Z
: cATAWBA NOTES.

A son was born recently to Mr.. and
Mrs. sThos. Frederick. II
Mrs. N. G. Fisher has been quite III.
Quarterly meeting was held here
Saturday and Sunday, January 81 and
90. An old fashioned meeting was
held and 4 was one Of interest and
benefit to all present, The pastor.
Rev. L. N. Anvil, delivered an excel.
lent sermon Saturday morning. at 9.
p. m. the conference met. Favorable
reports were given from NIL over the
circuit. Saturday night ira Davis adj
dressed the congregation. There we're
services again Sunday morning at
1G:s0E
Miss Ada Harden spent Saturday
and Sunday at Katy the guest Of Mr..
and Mrs. Willard Jones'. III
y. 3. Jolllffe is attending court this
week. }s.55,; e +. \ 4
Mrs. Dallas Ham and Mrs. R. E,
Harden were calling on Mrs. Charles
Frederick Friday. \
Rev, Anvil is conducting a revival.
service at Montana. He reports a.
good meeting.
Herbert Harden. Of Monongah, re:
Gently underwent an operation at Cook
hospital. His speedy recovery Is hop
ed for by his relatives and friends:
here.
Mr. ind Mrs. Clyde Jolliffe tnee Miss
Floy Malone) have gone to housekeep.
Ing at Tunnelton. gES
The Parker's Run school. In charge;
Of Miss Ada Harden; Of this place. is
preparing to give an entertainmentiin
the near future for the benefit OF the
school library.
SHIRLEY.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
lo14 Fifth street. Fifth ward. Al
members are urged to be present.
: sorosis Met.

THE regular meeting Of the Fair.
mont Sorosis, was held on Saturday
afternoon at the home OF Mrs. Allie
Raymond. OIL Main street. In the near
future sheS sorosls will take up the
study Of "Chanticler.."
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

Mrs. Allen Russell entertained in-.
3fornaily.at bridge whist on Saturday
afternoon at her home on Fourth
street &
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
Mothers Club Tomorrow.

The, Mothers club will meet tomor.
ro# afternoon at 2:30 o'clock ut the
home OF Mrs. c. B. Nay, on Walnut
avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

Mr.. and Mrs. S. 1. Watson, left last
night for Baltimore en- route to Palm
lSIseach, Florida, wheresthey will spend,
several weeks. ], Il Il
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

TRUSTEES SACRIFICE SALE. OF,
|,vALENTlNEs, REGARDLESS OF
Cost, At T H e GLOBE BOOK
STORE v u q N \,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
Fairmonters in Charleston.

~ Governor and Mrs. w. E.; Glasscock
entertained at dinner Saturday even.
ing at the Executive Mansion in hon.
or OF number Of the senator's. Gov.
fers were laid for Senators Craig, Fish.
Ter. Meredith, Wood. zillizen and Mrs.
, 0i1ltI.oo Dn.e.1,.., ni,,I,,,ng ro...I...
EIlllluS, TFeStQIl,
'maker, DSD. Smith and Mrs. Smith,
b.. II. Smith. Sutherland and Mrs.
Sutherland; White, Woods and Mrs.
Woods, Judge and Mrs. Robinson.
Miss Grace Robinson. and Miss Lucy
sHaymond, 81 Fairmont: Mr., and Mrs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

iS44 GnIendars for the Sboys and girls as
we'll ms the growinps mi me Nest
Ntrginlan otilcs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
Mrs. ;Welton.s

The N Garland N issionS Band, of the
SI,fesby crtan 4 Church VII, meet: his
sesaiiing til TssSS James Walton Y ii:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06
Ladies' Auxiliary.

s The Ladies' Auxiliary Of Christ
Episcopal Church viii meet with Mrs.
Franz. Murphy Tuesday afternoon at
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

asahkerIbsS tots nIln.!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-02-06

VA. MEDICAL Co. or CHARLESTON, VIVA.
-. Soils Manufacturers ~
FOR SALE BY, MARTINS DRUG
5 j5.F+Ss-ST0RE. 4
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
A Moving Ferel

A Moving Force.
"What is II" fozce that makes the
world move? asked the teacher.
''The landlord" replied Johnny Hard.
appe promptly.-Philadelphia Record.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
SALE OF LAND.

Notice is hereby Given, That in
pursuance of an order made on the
3rd day of November, A. D., 1911, by
the Honorable NJ. J. Mckenzie. Judge
of the County Court, in and for the
County of Burleigh, in the State OF
North Dakota, the Undersigned, as
Executor of the Last Will and Testa'
ment of Marshall H. Jewell, late OF
the City of Bismarck, in the County OF
Burleigh, and State of North Dakota,
deceased, will on Saturday, the 18th
day of January, A. D., 1912, at o'clock
in the afternoon Of that day at the
front door of the Court house in the
City of Bismarck, in the County OF
Burleigh and State Of North Dakota,
offer for sale and sell at public auc-
ton to the highest bidder for cash,
subject to confirmation by the Judge
of said County Court, all these certain
lots, pieces or parcels of land, and
the decedent's interest therein, situ-
ate, lying and being in the City OF
Bismarck, in the County of Burleigh
and State of North Dakota, and de-
scribed as follows, to-wit:
The Lots 1, 2, 3, 80, 81 and 80 in
Block 80, Mckenzie and Coffin Addf.
ton to the City of Bismarck, North
Dakota, subject to encumbrances rest
ing thereon, and further subject to
any and all rights therein, or claim or
demand to said premises Of whatso-
ever nature on the part of Mrs. Kate
T. Jewell, widow of the decedent, as
her legal homestead;
Lots and in Block 8, Northern
Pacific Addition to the City of Bis
marck, North Dakota;
Lots 5, s and 10 in Block 10, Sturgis
Addition to the City of Bismarck,
North Dakota;
One-third undivided interest each
in the following described Lots, all
situate, lying and. being in Sturgis
Addition to the City Of Bismarck,
North Dakota, as follows, to-wit:
Lots 4, 5, and Seven in Block 1;
Lots 16, II and 1S in Block 2; Lots 13,
II, Is and 16 in Block 6; Lots 81 and
% in Block 6; Lots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
Z. 8, 9, 10, II, IL, IA, Is, 16, II. 1S, 1e,
20, 21, 20, 23 and "a in Block 8; Lots
Z, 9, IS. 16, II, 1S, 10, 20, 21, %, % and
"a in Block 9; Lots 1, 2, 3, 4, II, %
and "a in Block II; Lots Z, 8, II and
IS in Block 1S; Lots % and "a in
Block 10; Lots 19 and 20 in Block %:
Lots 3. 4, 9, 10, II, -, 13, IA, Is, 16. II,
1S, 10, 20, 21, %, % and "a in Block
"a; Lots 49, IA, Is and 16 in Block
rs. and Lots 10, IA, Is and 16 in
Block q.
Dated at Bismarck. North Dakota,
this goth day of November A. D.. 1911.
R. N. STEVENS,
AS Executor of the Last Will and Tes.
lament of Marshall H. Jewell, De-
ceased.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
ADVERTISED LIST.

For the week ending December "a
1911:
Barrett, Ed.
Corey, Lew.
Chalmers, Mrs. Lillian.
Eckkoff, Andreas.
Espeth, Oscar
Gordon, Mrs. C. E.
Goldal, Paul.
'Gronewold, A. E.
Hansen, Jessie.
Hoskins, J. D.
Hatch, l.. N.
Hessey, Dot.
Jansa, A. N.
Jones, George.
Jones, Glen.
Johnston, Luvern.
Jones, Mary.
Jintner, Mary.
Junk, Peter.
Kosick, Carroll.
Harding, Laura.
Lange, Mary.
Lee, John.
LOWE, Nikola.
Moudy, H. P. (3)
Manning, George (2).
Maussier, A.
Nelson, Rosella.
Olson, Dnger.
Petermann, Mrs. ydia.
Peightal, Berndce.
Parson, Mrs. A.
Rembe, l.. L.
Reede, r.
Schaake, John H.
Smith, Mrs. w. H.
Stone, Harrison.
Sweeney, Harry B. (2)
Thomson, ]. G.
Tiedmean, Herman.
Tung, Peter.
William, Edwin.
Williams, Fred.
Waid, Jack.
Welch, Mrs. Mary J.
Williams, May.
Wade, Mrs. May.
Wise, Billie.
The above list will be held two
weeks, after which it will be sent tc
The dead letter Office.
AGATHA G. PATTERSON, P. N.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
MALICIOUS FRUIT.
The Stings That Como With Careless
Handling Of PrickIy Pears.

Handling Of PrickIy Pears.
MY first sad experience of the Afri'
can prickly pear was gained on a visit
to the market place Of Algiers. The
fruit was handed to us, politely peeled
by the Arab dealer. and thus as we
made acquaintance with its delightful
coolness no suspicion of its evil quail
ties entered our minds.
A few days later. adding the excite
ment of little trespassing to the more
legitimate pleasures Of country ram.
BILE. we came upon we'll laden groul:
of prickly pear bushes and could not
resist the temptation to help ourselves
to some of the fruit. The result was
woeful.
Concentrated essence of stinging net.
tie seemed all at once to be assailine
hands. lips and tongue. and our skin
wherever it had come in contact With
the i'll natured fruit was covered With
a thick crop Of minute. bristly hai-s.
apparently growing from it and veno
nous and irritating to the last degree.
Our silk gloves. transformed sudden
" into miniature robes Of Nessus. had
to be thrown away. perfectly unwear
able. and the inadvertent use of our
pocket handkerchiefs before we had
fully realized the extent of our misfor'
tune caused fresh agonies. in which
nose as we'll as lips participated. For
many :, day did the retribution Of that
theft haunt us in the form of myriads
Of tiny stinss.-"Home Life on an o.
trich Farm"
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
Also Skarp.-

''A1iss Polly's father is a man who
Is blunt"
eyes; he wanted to know the other
night II l were coming to the point
Baltimore American.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
DISAPPEARANCE IS 7
Still A MYSTERY

GRAND FORKS, Dec. 2S.-A. A.
gruton. the Blanchard bank cashier,
who disappeared about month ago,
has not been heard from. Officials
of the bank and members of his IA
mily today made a denial of the
story published in Fargo to that ef-
feet, and declared that they are now
Just as much in the dark as they
were the day after Bruton became
lost.
The Blanchard bank is being
checked up by officials of the COM
pany. and they have found everything
in perfect condition.
The members of his family
have prosecuted their search wher-
ever there seemed to be the slight
est possibility Of success. but the
found nothing, and the Bruton mys'
terry remains unsolved.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
Hard to Answer.

Clinton-I suppose your little ones
ask you many embarrassing questions? ?
Clubleigh-Yes: they are just like their
mother.-Boston Transcript.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
Dutch Hunor.

Here are two specimen jokes from
Dutch papers of the day:
Mr.. Newly Rich Ito landlorH - !
hear you have raised all your rents.
Why haven't you raised mine as we'll ?
I can't imagine how l have merited
such an insult to my dignity.
Al wouldn't like to be standing in
your shoes just now. B.-Why: A
Because they are in the cellar, and
twenty tons of coal have been dumped
over them.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
A Monu n,ent to Cheerfu fuInsss.

The following quaint epitaph Is to
be seen in crayford churchyard. Kent.
It strikes one as one of the prettiest
monuments to cheerfulness in oil Mer-
rie England: Here lieth the body OF
Peter Isnel (thirty years clerk Of this
parish). He li-ed respected as pious
and a mirthful man end died on his
way to church to assist at wedding
on the 31st Gay Of March. 1911, aged
seventy years The inhabitants Of
Crawford have raised this stone to his
cheerful meEcry and as tribute to
his long and faithful service. ."-London
Standard.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
WANT ADS BRING RESULTS
LOST AND FOUND.
L0ST-Locket and chain, engraved
Esma. eRturn Pearce bakery.

Roundabout Oct 1st, dark gray
overcoat near Stewartsdale. Edwin
Beadle, Banner house, Bismarck,
NJ D
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
DtuouG

Raynor-Think you could improve on
the works of nature. do you? Shyne-
I know I could il I had the power. I'd
make some kind of seed that could be
pia nttd on a bald head and grow into
u CROP of hair.-Chicago Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1911-12-28
An Inheritance.

An lnnerttance.
"She claims that her ancestors stood
torturing with redhot pincers."
II believe it. She can wear shoes
three sizes too small and look happy"
-Harper's Bazar.