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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
A Rtftarad Book,

How the Rev. Mr.. Johnston, Scot
tlsh minister and the author OF ne'
nerous books. succeeded in getting
one OF his works reviewed by Alex
ander Russell, the distinguished editor
OF the Scotsman, is told by the writer
of Famous Editors"
A member OF Mr.. Johnston's consre'
CATION was an old and valued servant
in Mr.. Rnssels family. When the
preacher published his new book he
asked this member 10 bring 1t under
the notice of her master, with the re-
quest TO review 1t In the columns OF
the Scotsman. Glad 10 be of service
to her master. the good woman lost
no time In making her wish known 70
the celebrated editor ard next morn
ing placed The Gospel Roll" beside
his breakfast cup.
When at breakfast Mr.. Russell tooR
up the book ard remarked. with !
merry twinkle In his eye. Helen. this
is IN awful dry roll which you have
given me this morning"
perhaps 1t is. sir" the servant
QUICKLY replied. but you can butter
IL weel on both sides"
Next morning an excellent review
appeared.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Poy,t .Ieyyels In Pawn.

The ex-Sultan Abdul AZiz pawned all
his crown jewels for million francs
at The Mont de Plete at Paris, and
they were only just redeemed by the
Moorish government In time TO pre-
vent their being sold among other I'M
redeemed goods.
The sword OF state, which Is regard
ed In Seryia rs sacred relic, was also
pawned by Il former king. Willie one
we'll known European mouarch found
himself in such sLraitened clrcunl-
stances that The famous house or AT
tenborough once temporarily had pos
session Of all his old silver.
Queen Isabella was, however, tue
most famous royalty who made no
secret az the fact that she raised mon
ey upon the security Of the portraits
Of her ancestors. which hung on the
walls at the palace Cattle, her farl-
sian home The royal lady often de-
cIareL how deeply she was Indebted 10
her royal forbears for coming 10 her
rescue and helping her out OF her flhah-
c!al predica ments.-l.0ndOn NJ. A. L.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Alsxattoria Gazette.
TUESDAY EVENING. FEBRUARY j
4. Ohsysd Orders.

General Dshney II. Maury Ia bis
"IpcIdepfs OF General L. J. Jackson
saws that when the war between the
states broke out Jackson was the pro
fessor Of mathemati tics at the Military
College OF the South. He wished
strongly to take command OF q cade
corps, but the heads OF the institu
ton were DESTROYS to have him con
tinue his teaching. Governor MISE
called out the state troops and oraerec
that corps Of cadets be held READY
for immediate service. Jackson, theI
major, reported Ut once at the guard
room as ready for duty. Genera
Smith said:
Major Jackson, you Will remain rs
YOU are until further, orders.
Jackson at that moment was slttlhs
on camp stool In the guardroom WIZ
his saber across his knees. Al reVeil!t
the next morning he was found III lht
same position.
"Why. major, why are you here! ex
claimed General Smith.
because last night you ordered mt
to remain where was" was the reply
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
ATEXANDRIA GAZETTE AND VIRGINIA ADVERTISERS.
Enx ca a Gamsstsf.

Charles James Fox, the English
statesman, was even more notorious in
the gaming world than he was famous
In the world of politics. BE had
souandered $4,000 before coming OF
age. He became one of the most prof.
gate ganesters Of the vicious days II
which he lived. Some OF his finest dis
plnys In debate were sandwiched be-
tween excitement such as would un-
nerve most men who had no serious
business on hand Walpole has given
glimpse of typical passage in this
extraordinary mans life. He had to
take part in the discussion on the
thirty-nne articles in parliament on 4
certain Thursday. He had sat up play
ing hazard from Tuesday evening until!
) o'clock on Wednesday afternoon. An
hour before he had recovered S6O,Ou0
that he had lost and by dinner time
which was ) o'clock. ended losing 500
GOO. On Thursday he spoke in the
debate, went TO dinner ut past II at
night: thence to Z club. where he
drank till the next morning: thence
to a gambling house, where he won
$4,000, and between and Ill the
afternoon lie set out on Journey to
Newmarket.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
pirate. and Strategy.

The virtunus island Of Sark was not
always so. When Edward III. was
king. Sark was Il haunt of pirates ah'l
wreckers. Sir y. Conan Doyle III SIT
Nigel. tells how they lived not upon
the island, .but from what they can
gather upon the sea around II. Ihey
are broken folk from al countries
Justice Giers, prison breakers, reaVeFS.
escaped bondsmen, mumcrefS anu
staff breakers who have made thclr
way 10 this outland place aud hold It
against all comcrs." The merchants
OF rye and Wiuchelseu fitted ors IN
expedition against those scourSes OF
the narrow seas \ landing was OBJ
tanned by strategy. Leave was Cd
famed 10 bury Il surposititlous aeau
sailor on the island. the hurying party
10 come unarmed. But that apparent
coffin was filled with weapons, anu SO
VIZ Sark cleansed Of its evil inhaplt-
ants.-London Standard.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
The Road to Success.

lust tack this ur somewhere where
you can see it:
Success consists in getting out ol
yourself everything that's in you. II
does not consist iu doing almost quite
as much or little more than the 9th
or fellow. What The other fellow does
doesn't amount to II dent In 4 door
knob so far as you are concerned.
The fact that lie succeeds by laying
an Atlantic cable. building an Eihel
tower, inrenting wireless teleSraphy or
cornering the worlds supply OF oil
doesn't make you a failure because you
haven't got enough ready money to
buy an automobile. You're successful
when You put to some useful purpose
every ounce Of energy, every grain OF
gray matter, every mite OF muscle that
you've got. You're successful when
you've developed all there Is to you
and have given that to the world
Pittsburg GazctteTimes.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Conklino and Thurman.

Senator Roscoe C0nkling was once
addressing the senate in an impassion
cd manner and seemed 10 direct his
remarks TO Senator Thurman. Al
length the latter got irritated,
Does the senator from New YORK.
he roared. expect ME to answer MN
every time he turns TO me-:
For Il moment Mr.. ConklinS hesitat
ed. ana everybody expected terrific
explosion Then. with an air or eS
nuisite courtesy. he replied:
when | speak Of the law turn 20
the senator from Ohio rs the Mussu!
man turns toward Mecca. | turn 10
him as | do 10 the English common
law as the worlds most copious rolln
tain of human jurisprudence
The usually decOrous senate brokc
into Il storm OF applause, and tue
Thurman eye moiStened 4 little. Ille
two statesmen were the best OF
friends and greatly enjoyed each 9th
er's society when on duty
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
A Hard Hearted People.

Flllal piety finds no place in Tibetan
character 1t is no uncommon thing
for son to turn his father, when too
old for work, out Of doors and to leave
him to perish in the cold. The supersu-
ton that the souls OF the dead eau,
IL they will, haunt the living drives
their hardened natures 10 gain by the
exercise Of cruelty the promise OF the
dying that they Will not return to
earth. AS death approaches the dying
person is asked. will you come back
or will YOU not?' II lie replies that
he VIII they pull Il leather bag over
his head and smother him. II he says
he will not he is allowed to die in
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
A Wettsr is Not a Better Man.

A little man in the west or England
rushed to the river last summer. swear
ing loudly that he would drown hihl
self. When he had waded In 10
the depth OF his waist his wife, who
had followed him. seized him by the
hair, and then. rs II local editor de
scribed 1t, she led him back III lie
reached place where the water was
about two feet deep. where she pulled
him over backward aud soused him
under and pulled his head up again
"Drowp yourself down he weno
leaving me to father the brats! can
other plunge) Get drunk Canothe!
sousc) and start for the river! Can
other dipD Better use the water III
stead OF ruml (Another dip and shake
of the head) I'll Farm ye TO leave me
a widow After soZzIins him to hef
hearts content she led him out 4
wetter II not better man and escort
cd him into the house and closed the
door
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
a LIGHTNING Change Artist.

The rapidty with which chameleons
change their color is marvellous. You
gather one from al outdoor shrub and
IL Immediately becomes dark, almost
black. Kissing aud with its mouth wide
open. threatenins to bite. Meanwhile
it is never still. but continues to crawl
upward whenever posslble-up you, up
your sleeve, always upward. BY de-
grecs the angry black changes into
whatever color is nearest II ones
dress is Of brownish color so j. the
chameIcOnS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
A Story of Mathews.

Charles Mathews one day previous
70 the period OF his publicly proclaimed
dire bankruptcy invited friehu 10
dine with him. The walnuts were
washed down by some rare sherry.
That's Il delicious wine" his frlehd
exclaimed. 1T must have cost you Il
lot OF money"
1T didn't cost me anything that l
know Of" the highty comedian an
swered. with II shrug.
..You had it given TO you, then" the
friend suggested.
"Oh. no." answered Mathews; Il
bought it from Ellis, in Bond street.
'But he will charge you something
for it:" the friend exclaimed in aston
ishment.
II believe he does write something
down in 4 book" Charles retortcd
gravely. Lets have another glass,
my boy"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
When Tea Was Dear.

Those who srumble at the price of
tea should turn for consolation to the
records of its price in early times. At
its first introduction into England,
about The middle OF the seventeenth
century, tea fetched anything between
IS and f10 Il pound. and though Il fall
In price quickly took place the East
India company still had 10 pay over
a for the two pounds OF tea which II
presented the king. However, even
thus it IS doubtful il the ten merchants
got very fat. seeing that the import:l,
ton OF some 1000 pounds in 1918 was
enough TO sut the market for some
years.-L London Chronicle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
The Sordian Knot.

The famous Gordian knot was made
of leather taken from some part or
the harness belonging 10 the chariot or
Gordius. king OF phrygia. It seems
that this knot Was 50 tied that the
ends of the leather thong were not VS.
iblc. hence the difficulty III looscnins
II. Many must have tried to- unite IT.
FOR its fame us 4 'Sticker' at iaSt
reached the great oracle. which declar'
cd that the lucky expcrimenter should
be rewarded by the kins5hip or Fer
sin. Alexander, trying his hand and
meeting with no better success than
The others. drew his sword and cur
into the knot until he found the ends
of II.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Knew He Was Worshioed.

SIN Paris Mr.. Whistler and an Eng.
lish painter got into Il very turbulent
argument about Yelasquez 1T studio
tea" said an artist. Mr.. Whistler 81
one point in the argument praised him
self eytravagantly The EngliShman
listening. sneered and said ut the emu
"Its n good thing we can't see our
selves as others see u.s.
Isn't it. though" said Mr.. Whistler.
Il know in my case should grow IN
tolerably conceited.'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Rioht TO the Point.

When the lord chief justice visited
ireland lie was often entertained Dy
a hospitable gentleman who had an old
butler. who took the privilege or speak
Inc his mind freely On one occasion
the claret did not quite meet the hosts
approval. so he called the ancient o"t-
Ter and said:
Il told you you We're 70 put the pest
claret on the table Is this the best:
no. serr. It IS not the best cla'et'
replied the old fellow. "hut les me
best we've got."-Iondon Tit-Bits.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Cramp In the Leo.

10 those who suffer from cramn in
the leg at night The following hint
may he useful: When the .cramp
comes on take Il good Stfong strlnS-
4 long garter will do-wiRd It ronnd
the. leg oyer-tlic place that is affected
and take an end IN each hand and
give it Il sharp pull. one that will hurt
Il little. Instantly The crahp. will de-
part, and the sufferer can. return to
bed assured 1t will not come on again
that night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Tho Real Thinq.

"This," said the young benedict who
was Just realizing that he had caught
tartar, lis what / call real married
life"
'Tm glad you're satisfied with some
thing" she snapped.
ooh, I'm not! merely meant,tos In
form YOU that 1t is not ideal. '-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
ENGLISH Injustice,

An Australian tourist travelling in
the west OF ireland asked an old wo-
mai how far it was 70 the nearest
town. She sadly looked nj lin, then
sighed and said:
1T was five nice miles two years
ago. but some English brute came over
with chains and made It seven, and
our hearts are broke walking It ever
since Bad luck 10 them"
And she disappeared into the honse,
leaving him tiere.-IlltStratcd Riis,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
yains leave Union Station, Alexandra

Iyains leave Union Station, Alexandria
IN effect January 81. 1911.
\. B.-Followin. schedule figures pub,
iishcd only rs information. Htn" arc not
~ \, M.-paily local between Wash
meton and panvilIc
Or 4. M.-llaily- Local for Harrison
burg and way stations: 49,,
oII \. M.-~Eaily-u. s. Fast Mail.
Stops only for passengers forpoints south
which scheduled !" stop. tirSt CLASS
coaches: sleeping cars 10 Birmingham
and drawing room Slrrrlns ears :" Nc"
uIT A. M.-naiIy- Mail train Coaches
FOR Manassas. charlottesville. l.ynchhurS'
Danyillc and GrccnSbnro. Sleeping cars
Greensboro Ia Atlanta.
I.l7 l.. M.-Wcck dayS-Limiicd Tor
fVarrenton. Charlottesville and liarri-
sonburg.
ial. Slccpin" ears between New ! ork'
Atlanta ,\ruiStou and birmingham.
irhrnu~h .irsl-claSS coaches between
Washin. ton Atlaut;, and Birmingham.
Dinin" car service Tourist 10 California
five times weekly.
3:jnp. M.-Wcck days--Limitcd for Har-
risonburg and way Stations-on MANASSAS
branch. Pullman buffet parlor car
5:l2 T. M.--Daily Local for warren
ton.
6::::I =. M.-Thc Southcrn's Southeast
arn Limited for Greensboro. Denlrini.
Raleigh. Columbia. Charleston. Aiken.
AucuSia. Savannah and JackS"nviile,
Through Pullman drawing room. state
room sleeping ears. coaches. flhih"
ears.
Chottauoo~a Limited via Lynchhurg).
Firs,-class coach and sleeping ears TO
Roanoke. Knoxville and Chattanooga.
Slecncr Ia New Orleans. Washington to
Roanoke. Dining ear service.
1lar,p. M.-Daily-Ncw York. Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All PnIliii:o'
train. club and observation cars 10 New
Orleans. Sleeping. cars to ASheHille'
Atlanta. Macon and New Orleans Slcci'-
ing cars Ia Charlotte. Dining car service
DO 4. M.-paily-McmphiS special.
SIecniu. ears and coaches for Roanokc;
KnoyyiIlc. Nashville, Chattanooga and
Memphis ninin. car service. w asn-
inu,on sleeping ears open 1880 +. NJ.
Through tr;liuS from the south arrive
Al Alexandria 6:l% and 6:..S. 50" alu W.
a m, 2I:.. 1:",S. lo:l% and Hos /. NJ.
Ia;ly IIorrisonbur" Hess a. NJ. week
DIS and o:l3p NJ. daily. From Char
louisville 9"2S 4. NJ.
TRAINS on HLUEMONT BRANCH
cave AirSanuria ". ~ - 49, y.
week DAYS ut SD \. NJ. 10, and i;t' ior
Blucmonl: 90: +. M.wcck days for Lees,
burg: i:6 L. NJ. daily for bluemont anu
o.; 4. NJ. local. on sundays ohiE 'or
Rlueulont.
Fnr detailed schedule figures, tickets,
Pullman reservation. etc. apply 70
WILLIAM G.. l,EtlEW
Union Ticket Agent. Alexandria Va.
r. III. CuAPMAN. Vice Pres & cen M%r'
s. III. HARNWICk. Pass. TraL Msr.
III. +. CARY. GancIal passenger Agent
r, s. BROWN. General Agent. :
Washington. ID. g.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14

The busiest and mi ghtiest little thing
that ever was made is Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They do
the work whenever you require their
aid. These tablets change weakness
into strength, listlessness into energy,
gloominess into ioyousness. Their
action is so gentle one doesn't realize
they have taken purgatire. Sold by
". F. Creightonkand Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Washington Southern Ry

Schedule in effect Ian. :. 1911.
Trains leave Union Station for Wash
inr1on and points north ut 40. ";
: = and : 81 a. m. |. 81. ; 10. ~. i lh''
II4; a. m. daily.
For Fredericksburg, kicnmohu an y.
points south NJ -. ~ Iocai anu ~ :. -
!, m III, -. } - llcall ; - and 80
y. m. daily.
Accommodation FOR Frcdcricks burS IL
IL II n. m. daily. ON week days inns
train runs through 10 Milford.
NoTE:-rime oiarriralS and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
". L. TAYLOR. Traffic Manager.
Richmond. Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
His Good Action,

A little Canadian boy went to bed
and ,licu suddenly rccolIected that he
hadn't done one good action that day.
His conscience was SnawinS at him.
fIe heard Il little sQueal in the corner
OF his room, and lie got up and re-
leased mouse that had been caught
in the trap. Then he gave 1t to the
cat
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
IheoIony and the Thermomster.

A point Of theology is raised by SIT
Francis YoungIusDand In india and
Tibet" An interesting detail" he
saws, speaking or the religion or the
natives. us that their bell Is not hot.
but cold II it We're hot the inaablt-
ants OF frozen Tibet would all flock
+harnn
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
AnbiuuouS.

"Why did you spend 50 much money
on ronr wife's funeral:" asked man
Of neishbor.
..b sir" was the reply. she womb
have done as much for me and more:
too. with pleasure.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
TLs Wav IL Happened.

Brother Lobstock-How did 20 all
got 20 nose busted: Brother lump
7 done slipped down an plumb III on
ms back. Brother Lohstock : But
name o. goodness. sab. 20 nose Ism
locoted on 20 back. Brother Trump
No. sab, an needer was bruuoee
W.ck-Puck.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
a Moan Question.

Eyes. 1t was Georges idea to give
me 4 silver spoon for every birthday
How many has he given yon:'
"Why. twenty-five"
"Nyhr did lie stop:"-Clercland Plain
Dealer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Il Takea Limo.

HAS little Mrs. K. c0nsoied herself
over her husbands death yet?"
"Oli, no; no yet. You know what
long time these insurance companies
take TO pay"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Expensive Fiction.

SIS that picture really work OF
art?"
Il don't know" replied Mr.. CumroI,
shut the story the dealer told me
about 1t surely was" = Washington
Star
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
A Dubious Saving.

He-They say that the face IS an
index Of the mind. She-I don't know.
1t doesn't follow because womanS
face is made mp that her mind is.-BoS-
ton Transcript
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Clever Huntie.

Traveler-It seems wonderful that
Japanese dentists can take out teeth
with their fingers. Little Jack
Auntie can take out hers with her
fngers-ererv one OF 'em!
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Enough Said.

Thrifty. is sbe?'
Thrifty. l wont go into long
discourse. l merely tell you that sue
banks money In December. Wash
.ngton Herald
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Cautious.

{ ~ have remarkable history" be-
gan the lady who looked like a posi-
BILE client.
80 tell or SELF" inquired the law
yer Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Too Busy For Repentance.

Singleton-Do you believe in the old
adage about marriage in haste and re-
pent at leisure: Wedderly-No. l don't.
After Il man marries he has no leisure.
>iSmart Set.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
We must not alt down and look for
mireelas.-Eliot.
Sincerity.

Re resolutely and faithfully what you
are; be humbly what you aspire 70 be.
Mans noblest gift 10 man is his sin.
cerity, for it embraces his integrity
acknowledgements
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Pnrfection.

Perfection does not exist. To under
stand It IS the triumph OF human IN
tell!gence: to desire to possess 1t IS the
most dangerous kind OF madness.-Al'
fred de Musset.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Washington Virginia
Railway.
In effect Novcmhcrl !. 1910.

LEAVE ALEXANDRIA,.
For Washington. from corner if.oc &C
and ROYAL streets. week days. nj Az
DOS, 20. { - & 10. 4 -. %, 10. ~. 40
? 20 500. : -, y ~. 5 -. ~. Q lo. N. y ="
10 10. 10 -. 10 -. II ~ IL -. u ~. ~ ~ u
m. |. 10. ~ T. 10, l. 10. 10. -, l "
I 20. 10. - ~. ; ~. 500. ) -. ! -. : ~
Z 10, 49,. 10 4 10 4 ~ > ~. :, %, = -. > ~
6 o.. 6 70. I; ~, i - ! 90 l.. -: ~. ; :"
900. 93o, 10 ~. 10 %. Ii 10 and II =, l.. IN
SUNDAYS IN. -. 10. 20 $40, 'V
90. . &C 10 %. 10 %. 10 10. II ~. II ~ anV
i T. m. l. ~ m. l. 20 = ~, ! W.. , ~: 10
I 40, %, 70. :. 10. = 90. 20. ) 10. w, ! ~
40, !, %. j 20. ) 10 Il M. L ~. & 10. ~. ~
: 40 500, : ~, 900. 80. 100. 10 10 ano
IL 10 Up. III.
FOX MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon
xrc.k DAYS. a, > IL. Il :G. : ~. : 81. I'D -
1I2aa, ~. y -. -, 80. 30 J 10. 80
$40. 30. 20. 9 ~. 10 - and IL % L. M
Sundays %. $50. go. 10 -, IL ~ T.
M. II 80. 80. 20. : 80 1 20. > 80. 80, ~
i6 and IL IL m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
His Dilemma.

For 1900 I'll Ak your teeth so'you
can chew without difficulty"
III was TO give you 5000 couldn't
get ANYTHING to chew ou."-Iife.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14

II we gave assistance to each other
no one would be in want Of fortune
'5IenandE, .y-~-.,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
OPENING AND CLOSING OF MAILS.

Eortr ern mails, week days, close at
I 40 n, and 10 .iQa III and % p m s 10
md N l0p,u. open 1t 5 % m II CONT
and : % y NJ On Sundays Northern
mail close at ) 40 n N 20 p m and Is
p m. =. .,......
ci ,.' ~ To ioa M 30 and 10 10 p IN. Open
NJ Z ~ 4 III and 1 % pm.
southern mails. via X. f. & p. T. r.,
close ut . 10 \ II and IL 10 4 m, and 20,
10 and 10 - p II, Open IL Saud 20a
~. 3 and 10 - y IN
Manassas Division mails close at I5a
m and% % y III. Open NJ II IN and 10 II
= IN.
B!uemont Branch, Southern RAILWAY
mail close 1t % N and 3 20 p m. Open
at9 90 am. and 8 3dp M
Chesapeake and Ohio Mails close
20 =. m and 10 II y. m. open At q, m
anu 0p. III.
Washington mails close At 5 - and
10 10 u m. and |: 10. s IL. and 10 - p. IN.
Open At - u. m. T. % m. 3 ~ and 800
y. III,
Carriers Observation-Disclosures made Z
on inside routes: L. and 10 90 4. IL. 49,
3 10 and ) 20 y. IN. Full ronie-o ]" 4. 49,
antl5 - p, N. Sunday collection j
IN. Carriers window open SUNDAY
4. m. and close 10 90 4. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-02-14
Money to Loan.

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$1,000 Apply NJ once.
ROHr. ELLIOTT.
Real Estate Agent
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