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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
ARCHITECT.


JACOB W CLLEzS-ArchItecr and
,rIuteCGent. Architectural EnEin-
Ger. reinforced concrete and steel con-
srrurtfGu. once buildings public
buNdiugs factories. residence work
OEces. 4O0-4VI Peoples National
bank building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
LOST AND FOUND

LOST - a leather billbook containing
about al two prescriptions, and pass
from soldiers home. Return to Frank
Dunaway. PA Fifth avenue for liberal
reward
LOST-Between Seventh and Tenth av-
enues on Fifteenth street, a pair OF
nose glasses IN green case. Return to
q25 Fourteenth and-a-half street and
receive reward.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
PERSONAL.

MASSAGE-FOR MEN AND WOMEN
Mrs. E W. Miller, graduate masseuse;
electric vibrator treatments. yapOr
baths, scientific body and facial mas
sage. thera peuric lights, spinal treat
ment- Swedish movements, etc. Hours
from 10 q -. TO 9 ?. n Henley build
Ing, suite u, corner Fourth and Brady
streets, Davenport. Iowa
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
FoR sAL-crrr PROPERTY

FOR SALE-Cash for bargains in city
property. L you have a bargain
have the customers. so let's trade. Y.
y. Mercer, 1920 Third avenue. Phone
west 112
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
LODGE DIRECTORY.


TRIO LODGE. NO. 81. A F. & A NJ
~ Meets in stated communication
~ - the first Thursday of each
~ month at 1880 p. IN. BY order
OF Carlton G. Taylor. W. M; William
3. Petit. secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
FoR RENT.

ARE you looking for g house or vacant
roous7 Then come in and see our
list Nearly every EacaDt house In
the trf-cities listed with rs. No
charge. Summerneld'E. 1i3-115 East
second street DzvsavOrI
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
Petition to Probate VIII.

State of Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
ty-SS.
Probate Court, Rock Island county.
July term, 1911.
last Will and testament OF Mary sum
mers deceased. Ia probate.
To All Persons Whom This May Con-
Notice is hereby given that OF the
18th day OF July, a. ID: 1911, q pc
tition was filed in the probate court OF
Rock Island county, Illinois, asking that
the last will and testament Of Mar 7
Summers, deceased, be admitted to pro-
bate The same petition further states
that the following namer persons are
all the heirs at law and legatees: Hugh
Summers, Winnie Briggs, Willie Flood,
Father Flanagan, Father Troy.
You are further notified that the hear
ing of the proof of said VIII has been
set by said court for the 5th day Of Sep
TENDER A. y. 1911, at the hour Of 8
O'Clock in the forenoon. at the court
house in Rock Island, in said county
when and where you can appear If you
see fit, and show cause, II any you have,
why said win should not be admitted TO
probate JOHN F. FLEMING
Clerk Probate Court
Dated July 10, l9l1.
jackson. Hurst & Stafford, attorneys.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
EXPRESS AND STORAGE.

STORAGE-Cn first door.
also manufacturer Of awnings, tents.
wagon covers. etc Tents for rent q.
Roess1er Il Co, zoS Fifteenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
FLORISTS.

HENRY G.AETEJE - Proprietor Chip
piarock nursery Cut flowers and
designs Of all kinds City store, 1897
Second avenue Telephone lilo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

house and two lots 6oxI62 each, near
Seventh avenue and Thirty-ffth
street: lots are worth the price ask
ed. Y. n. Mercer. 1920 Third avenue.
Phone west 112.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
PSYCHIC.

CHIROS, THE PALMIST-Watch Tower
park; fourth year; If you desire a
conscientious, reliable reading Of your
hands, consult him, he has helped
many to solve the perplsxiag dues-
tions of life. II worried over business,
health OF heart affairs, secure the ben
efits of his deep knowledge Of Scien-
tine Palmistry. Readings, afternoons
and evenings. % and 30 cents Life
reading, with typewriter horoscope,
Sl.oU-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
FOR REyT-RooMs

FOR RENT - Modern furnished rooms
at 1867 Sixth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR RENT-Furuished rooms for light
housekeeping at so7 Third street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
JOHN w. GATES,
DEAD GAME SPORT
AND Merry FIGHTER

CONTINUED From rage Four.p
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR RENT-Fur1ished rooms for light
housekeeping at SIS Twentieth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR RENT - Rooms for light house
keeping and sleeping rooms at 21S y
Seventeenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR RENT - Nicely furnished front
room. all modern, at 274o1 Il Fifth ave
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
MISCELLANEOUS.

LET Fross do your painting, varnish.
ing decorating, and paper hanging
prices right, work guaranteed; an es-
innate viii cost you nothing, ASH
Sixth avenue
IF YOU WANT TO buy. SELL trade or
rent anything, engage help or secure
a situation. the Mall and Journal is
the only paper in Moline that can do
II for you. Mail and Journal wants
are popular. and Mail and Journal
wants bring results Cne-ralf cent
per word IS the price 10 all alike,
cash n advance; two-cent stamps Will
do Evening and Saturday Mail and
Journal Moline. Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR SALE-LANDS
---~-~~---~~-~-~-~-~~~~~-~ ~~-~-~----~--~-~-0~
FOR SALE-An s0-acre farm. near Sill
Wis. a bargain Reidy Bros.
FOR SALE -124-acre stock farm; fine
improvements. four miles from lillian
price 500 per acre Reidy Bros.
FOR sALE-Fine farms In Ward coun-
~, North Dakota; near Ain0t s.
Eugene Mattison. I13I Tweatfeth
street Phone 154s.
FOR sALE-Good truck farm in South
Rock Island; very reasonable prizes
good house and oUtbuildings For
particulars call on Reidy Bros, roous
! Mitchell & Lynde building.
FOR SALE|Or trade. zI5-acrs stock
farm. good inproveme nts, IL miles
from Davenport Iowa and two miles
south of Blue Grass. For description
address z. Benson, owner. Blue Grass
Iowa.
FOR sALE-SeveraI improved farms in
Worth county, Iowa These farms are
level, black soil: none more than
four miles from railroad Prices
ranging from $40 20 $50 per acre.
These farms are ali bargains VIII
liam Jennings, Rock Island house
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR RENT - Two modern furnished
rooms for light housekeeping at els
Twenty-drsc street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

I
! WANTED-Tailor: steady position and
| good wages for bushelman. Address
| SO" care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR SALE - Five-rOOm cottage, near
Eighth street and Seventeenth avenue
attic. basement. and furnace; owner
must sell: price $500. $500 cash, bal
ance monthly. V. y. Mercer, 1920
Third avenue Phone west 1t2.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR SALE-Team. wagon and harness.
cheap T. taken at once. Call at Sl4
First avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR RENT-In Robinson building, well
lighted Offices. all cOnvenienCes. in
GLIDING elevator service. ToOmy vaults.
etc: one choice suite with large pri-
vate vault. Apply room 100. r. X.
Rhoads.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOX RENT - Furnished light house
keeping rooms; bath and use OF phone
at 1912 Fifth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR SALE-Lot in business district;
reasonable. Address Lot care Ar
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR SALE - Rubber tired surrey in
good condition, almost new, at 1920
Ninth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

FOR SALE-Cheap. Gable piano. near
tcenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20

ton by neat and relia-
bic middle aged woman as house
keeper. or as companion to an old
lady; rural home not Objectionable.
Address at once c. 100" care Argus.
or call at 3Gl3 Fifth avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-07-20
FOR Observation-Disclosures

FOR SALE - Two-chair barber outfit.
Inquire at 1921 Second avenue.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
The Waysjde Economist.

"Ill tell you what I'll do" said the
brisk woman. You go out and pick
me two or three quarts of blueberries
and I'll put some of them into pie
and bake it for you"
LADY" replied Flooding Pete. I'm
afraid you don't read de paper. In
desc days de perducer of raw material
an de ultimate consumer is kickin' so
hard dat l couldn't consider a trans
action where I'd be both of 'em at
once Washington Star.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

We hate to ul thi. space. because
The day Is close tur sun is hot
There's nothing crImrs like labor does
When one would rather loaf than not.
The knee lengths are too long. a lot
Our clothing clings. and, 10. the fuz2.
Or "tailors nap, like fish glue does
Persist in sticking whilst We iot
The aimless muses. fit and buzz
And fail to ligh' on any spot.
But now we trust our purpose does
Grow plain to you. and you may wot
We hate to fill this space. because
The day is close. the sun is hot
Franklin (Pa.) Evening News.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
LUXEMBOURG Gardens.

The famous Luxembourg gardens in
Paris require the services Of fifty-fve
gardeners; 10000 plants are used for
summer decoration and $4,000 for the
spring planting An annual grant Of
125,O0O francs Is allowed for the main
tenance of these gardens.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Unchanged.

81 met Dunkey today for the first
time for years. He hasn't changed
much"
"Oh, he hasn't changed at all. but
he doesn't seem to realize it"
How do you mean"
"Oh. he's forever talking about what
a fool he used to pc Red Hen.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Perfumad Cracks.

Greeks of antiquity anointed them
selves with perfumed substance
thrice day, so that the delicious odor
might never cease. This custom was
carried to such an extreme that Scion
enacted a law forbidding the Atheni-
ans to use scented mixtures.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Chanoes In WritinQ.

Various types Of writing have sue
ceeded one another at different epochs.
The character Of the handwriting done
in one century Is readily distinguish
able from that Of the century preceding
or following. The change is in the
direction OF greater freedom and ia
cility
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Preparation.

Are you still taking cold plunge
every morning?"
"No. quit doing that to save time"
"Why. cold plunge doesn't take
more than a minute or two"
II know. but | used to spend three
quarters Of an hour curled up in bed
hesitating "-Harpers Magazine.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Small Letters.

The type Of letters in early manu-
scripts was the same as that Of those
used Oh the earlier metal plates and
wax tablets. All letters were capitals.
Minuscule. or small lettering, as op-
posed to the majuscule, was invented
in the seventh century.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Settled bv Copvicts.

Convict criminals commenced to ar
rive in Australia to establish II pehal
station on Jan. ., 17SS. Scvcn-tenthS
of the l.0il people who founded the
first settlement in sydney were pris
oncrs. among them being one woman
to three men. The remaining three
tcuths were guards.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
A Pound Of Cure.

A Pound Of Cure.
you know there are microbes In
everything nowadays" remarked the
boarding house lady.
"And when l heard the cook pound
ing this steak before breakfast was
she trying to kill 'em" - Yonkers
Statesman.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

The safeguard against poison Ivy Is
to learn 1t before you touch it. 1t
differs from the harmless Virginia
creepcr. which II SO closely resembles,
in the number Of leaves. The poison
ivy has only three leaves, while the
other has five
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Tho New Member.

Now to the house has come
A member new and blushing.
And when he lifts his voice
We know there'll be no hushing.
In person YOU can see
He's quite an old time model
He's bald and rather short.
Resentful of a coddle.
His politics? At once
You'll see their true direction
When you are well informed
He changed the whole complexion.
And yet we do not wait
For him TO make a blunder.
All that he does is right
Our baby is a wonder
Judge,
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Ancient GauIs.

Gaus in remote times dressed in
skins. tattoocd their flesh. drank out
of the skulls of their foes and trca' ed
all strangers rs their natural enemies
Civilization among them began in 100.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Not Even There!

Gabriel-Wasn't that spirit satisfied
with her mansion? st. Peter-No; she
said she certainly expected enough
closets.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Tho Oyster.

AS stupid as an oyster has become
a proverb, but it is said these marine
acephalous mollusks can turn them
selves If placed upside down.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

For pains in the side or chest
dampen a piece of flannel with
Chamberlain's liniment and bind it
on over the seat of the pain. There
is nothing better. For sale by Owl
Drug Store
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Nirnil.

Virgil was esteemed magician ana
con iurer bv the ignorant, who thought
that the grotto of Posilippo was eX
cavated by the incantations OF the
poet
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Oh, life is a seesaw. as sages have shown.
Our hopes are inflated. then punctured
and flown.
The gliding will tarnish. the vista look
drear;
The tan fades away. and the freckles ap-
pear.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
A Lofty GaIIoWs.

James Attken. convicted of arson.
was hanged on galows sixty feet
high at Portsmouth. \ H.. March l.
l777.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Worked In His Sleep.

When engaged with his "Cours
d'Etude" Condillac. French philoSo
pher. frequently developed and Tin
ishcd in his dreams subject That ne
had broken off before retiring.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Handshakinq,

Handshaking is Il relic of an ancient
custom Of adversaries in treating Of
truce, taking hold of the weapon
hand to insure against treachery.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Smothered an Armv

In the mountains of Sweden in 1719
1000 Swedes. who were marching to
attack Dr0ntheim. persisted in snow
storm.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Odd Fellows.

Washington lodge No. l was the
first society Of Odd Fellows instituted
in the United States. having been
founded in Maryland on April 20. 1919.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

The modern telegraph was suggested
by DR.. Robert Hooke in 1854.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Had l..

Had | n yacht.
Which l had nacht,
I'd quit this racht
Right on the spacht
And take a lacht
or silver shacht
And hit II hacht
For one long tracht.
But as I've nacht
a yacht nor shacht
I'll stick TO whacht
I've gacht,
Baltimore
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
A Common Fact.

"Your friend the professor may have
q remarkable talent for language, but
there is one tongue he will never mas
ter"
"What ones thatr'
"His wife's."-Baltimore American.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Machine Made Nails.
Nails began to be made by machin-
cry in 1890.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Blacklcad is compound OF carbon
and iron.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Cinnamon.

Cinnamon is species Of laurel that
thrives III CcylOn.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

10. varisus L.e' ss.1, IN n
Where the pressure !. :. ordee v
r resist being squeezed out +, u ssssu ),
load. For light pressuls' s W nsa1e
used used Thus for a wagon n 1890 4
is best. while for q e.'. :. ,sceesasy =
high speed thin o. y v;,l not ~
to the friction. SOLID s.D' - raphtiA
finely fH sS divided stat: .. :sss = % i's
are often used easc"'
friction
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Brazilian Grass.
Brazilian grass comes from Cuba,
not South America.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Linen Paper.

Mills for manufacturing linen paper
were first established In l3gO.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Contagious.

Contagious.
Don't grumble il tired
Or II you feel blue.
For the chronic complainer
His friends tire too.
Chicago News.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
A Lazy Chap.

Ruther be on a river bank
With bait an hook an line
Than to be up thar an take my rank
Whar the congress fellers shine.
Atlanta Constitution.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
H. |. ST0WELL
Superier.

Tourist-You must get some ous'
here. advertising AL the comiosu
home for one dollar"
Rural Landlord-We did unu =
fellow opposite opened up with -
Of the discomforts Of home foe !"
dollars"
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
Couplet.

Couplet.
Mary had an aeroplane.
It surely was q daisy.
And what with flying 1t she drove
The poor fool killer crazy.
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

He doesn't really love S0''
after your money" -. esauine
But If his love was 'S ..-.or ~
how could be put 20 muco Wv
his wooing" ..,s,derabe
"Oh, a man can d's W ~, mouQ
feryor when he has to ma.'. ,snee
~ 90 70 work. "-Philadeiphia ''A
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09
And Still.

A suffragette
May fight and fight
And still look under
The bed at night.
Birmingham Age Herald.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Music Teacher-Wilhe' con- =. ~
know what your motne'
here for? ~ 7
Willie-Fer spite. She wanu =. !. -
be able to play worse tu.s
in the next 6at.-Pittsburs s'''
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

All but That.
my present patient" said the pretty
Nurse, "is a peevish old millionaire.
"Never mind. He may ask you to
marry him." Eyes, he may; he has
about run out of other requests
Kansas City Journal.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

The earth may b crowoss scom.
Ere cometh the crack =.
But up in the air. anyway. .oom
Thereru always BE- lyns Trihspa
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Teach tn. by II -: !, : ~ ~ )
to be a man and . ia'aa A.
be . hand OF an am
in somebody's factory
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Mrs. Pester-You used to eoug"
me to a violet. so modest ana psn.'s
Mr.. Pester-You used to b pea., y.
but now | find you expendva-FA
delphia Evening Bulletin.
We love our doctor-yea. We W
are faint and III. . vha \
But hate him like the miscn'a
hands US In his BILL ,.. Nsvs
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

The Candidate.
The candidate with solemn pE's'
Works half day -
And then Is photographs s
A load Of hay. ,,
Louisville Ceuriss''o''s
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

GRADES and at right prices. i
Cotton Moreen Skirt at qsc = ;
special real value SIPS
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

The extra large sizes, u by 90
inches, cuts the largest pattern;
two and three-color designs;
cord, frog and girdle to match;
$500 each, complete. Have
one put aside.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

nd I'll put some of them into pie
nd bake it for you
LADY" replied Flooding Pete. I'm
fraid you don't read de paper In
ese days de perducer of raw material
n de ultimate consumer is kickin' SO
ard dat couldn't consider a trans
ction where I'd be both of 'em at
nee. Washington Star.
Had I.
Had l yacht
Which l had nacht.
I'd quit this racht
Right on the spacht
And take a lacht
or silver shacht
And hit II hacht
For one long tracht
But as I've nacht
a yacht nor shacht
I'll stick to whacht
I've gacht!
Baltimore Sun.
Unchanged.
II met Dunkey today for the first
iIue loi sedlS. iie hdoh NHth-' H
1uch."
"Oh. he hasn't changed at all. but
e doesn't seem to realize it"
How do you mean"
"Oh. he's forever talking about what
fool he used to pc Red Hen.
Tho Seeeaw
N, life is seesaw. as sages have shown.
'ur hopes are inflated. then punctured
and flown.
he gliding will tarnish. the vista look
drear:
he tan fades away. and the freckles ap-
pear
cleveland Plain Dealer.
-----
Preparation.
"Are you still taking cold plunge
very morning"
mo. quit doing that to save time"
"Why. a cold plunge doesn't take
aore than a minute or two"
II know. but | used to spend three.
quarters Of an hour curled up in bed
esitating "-Harper's Magazine.
A Lazy Chap.
Ruther be on a river bank
With bait an hook an line
Than to be up thar an take my rank
Whar the congress fellers shine.
Atlanta Constitution.
A Pound Of Cure.
you know there are microbes ir
nowadays" remarked the
house lady.
"And when l heard the cook pound
ng this steak before breakfast was
he trying to kill EN-" - Yonker'
statesman.
And Still.
suffragette
May fight and fight
And still look under
The bed at night.
Birmingham Age Herald.
A Common Fact.
"Your friend the professor may hav'
! remarkable talent for language, bu
here is one tongue he will never mas
Ter"
"What ones thatT'
"His wife's. American.
Couplet.
Mary had an aeroplane.
It surely was q daisy,
And what with flying 1t she drove
y The poor fool killer crazy.
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
All but That.
my present patient" said the prett.
Nurse, "is a peevish old millionaire.
Never mind. He may ask you t
marry him." Eyes, he may; he hal
about run out of other requests
Kansas City Journal.
Contagious.
Don't grumble il tired
Or II you feel blue,
For the chronic complainer
His friends tire too.
Chicago News.
Not Even There!
Gabriel-Wasn't that spirit satisfied
With her mansion? st. Peter-No; sh'
,aid she certainly expected enougl
,losets.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-11-09

Pearl Lustre, Hardangr
T wist and Saxonia Threads,
Silk Floss and Knitting Silk IN
the reliable Corticelli brand.