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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08


as the man with the longest mustache
in captivity
YOU don't know what real pent IN
enthusiasm is until you have attended
a ball game between two Northern In
diana league teams.
SHEFFIELD avenue is such a dis
grace to Hammond that many of it's
citizens blush whenever anybody uses
the word Sheffield.
BEFORE West Hammond can be
nicely received by her sister cities
around here, she will have to get rid
of those infamous houses.
MAYOR Gaynor says there is a
much wickeder city than New York.
We hope that none of our 'steemed
citizens will look self-conscious.
THERE are plenty of people around
here who have axes to grind, but you
bet your sweet life they are always
ready to let the other fellow turn the
grind stone.
THERE are mothers who keep their
little girls in short skirts showing
about two feet of gangle-shanked legs
for no other reason than to seem
young themselves.
DON'T cheer lads. Perhaps the
Lorimer investigation may have one
good result. 1t may induce Kern to
give up a little information about the
mysterious Bribery Eight"
MICHIGAN man says worst habit
known is the wearing of clothes. At
some functions you can ready see that
some of the ladies are not afflicted
with this bad habit.
-
BREATHES there man with soul
so dead who never to himself has said.
I'm going to cut out those baseball
games If some of those fans don't cut
out their coarse work2'
CONTEMPORARY inquiries: Would
| it not be a good idea to elect one-ha1f
of the senate to Chautauquas and the
other half to congress, just in order
to distinguish which is which?
TIME for some esteemed Lake coun-
ty citizen to get his name into the pa
pers by declaring that he was the first
boy old Doc Wiley ever licked when
he taught school at Crown Point.
| RENSSELAER, Republican has a
story about an auto driver who went
teen minutes. That is considered
slower than the Erie milk train up
here.
itself as to refer to one of the promi-
nent citizens of the town as 'Eldor-
ADDS chief bon vivant and raconteur."
Well, they are not as bad names as
might be used.
BY the way, did you ever stop at a
hotel where some bloomin' amateur
photographer was always using the
bathroom to develop his plates in?-
Duluth News-Tribune.
| Well we've hesitated at such a hos
telry, but never stopped.
-
| INDIANAPOLIS News says that
Judge Gary's guiding hand Is missed
from the steel business and advises
him to hurry back from Europe Not
knocking the Judge. but his lusty in.
FAINT a few miles east seems to be do
fms hoffcr than ovar
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08
THIS is MY seTH BIRTHDAY.

Maharaja of Nepal.
His Highness Maharaja- Dhirja SUI
renda Bikram Shamsher Jang, the rul-
err of Nepal, was born August S, 1875
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

DON'T cheer lads! Perhaps the
Lorimer investigation may have one
good result. 1t may induce Kern to
give up little information about the
Mysterious Bribery Eight
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

INDIANAPOLIS News says that
Judge Gary's guiding hand Is missed
from the steel business and advises
him to hurry back from Europe" Not
knocking the judge. but his lusty in
FAINT few miles east seems to be do
ing better than ever.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

CONTEMPORARY inquiries: Would
it not be a good idea to elect one-ha1f
other half to congress, just in order
to distinguish which is which?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08
DIES FROM INJURIES.

Carl Delhauxer, of Mt. Vernon, "a
years old, died yesterday Afternoon from
injuries received in an automobile &C
cfdent Friday night Four other young
men barely escaped death wehn the ma
chine turned turtle while going at a
high rate of speed.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

TIME for some esteemed Lake coun-
ty citizen to get his name into the pa
pers by declaring that he was the first
boy old Doc Wiley ever licked when
he taught school at Crown Point.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

THERE are mothers who keep their
little girls in short skirts showing
about two feet of gangle-shanked legs
for no other reason than to seem
young themselves.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08
GRAIN BuRIEs BoY.

Junior Buheit. 10 years old, of SYRIA
cuse. fell into wheat pit at a Syracuse
elevator. was buried undo fifteen feet of
loose grain and suffocated. It was two
hours before the body could be recow-
cred. Harry Gordon. a companion. was
rescued before he sank.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

MAYOR Gaynor says there is a
much wickeder city than New York
We hope that none of our 'steemed
citizens will look self-conscious.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

BY the way, did you ever stop at q
hotel where some bloomin' amateur
photographer was always using the
bathroom to develop his plates in?-
Duluth News-Tribune.
Well, we've hesitated at such hos
telry. but never stopped.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

THERE are plenty of people around
here who have axes to grind, but you
bet your sweet life they are always
ready to let the other fellow turn the
grind stone.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

RENSSELAER, Republican has q
story about an auto driver who went
thirty-four miles in one hour and fif.
teen minutes. That is considered
slower than the Erie milk train up
here
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-08-08

THE Eldorado Times so far forgets
itself as to refer to one of the promi-
nent citizens of the town as "Eldor-
ADDS chief bon vivant and raconteur."
Well, they are not as bad names as
might be used.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
HELPING EUROPEANS To Be
BETTER CITIZENS.

If Hawaii would keep pace with the
States in keeping the immigrant in
terested and develop into better
citizen 1t must perform a duty that
at the present time appears rather
neglected. II is hoped that citizen
ship will be the desire Of the majority
of the European immigrants. Citizens
and home builders Is what Hawaii
seeks as n return for the money 1t
is, spending so literally
Would II not therefore be time, and
money well spent to take lively
interest in the European immigrant
along the line of giving him special
instruction in the requirements that
properly cquipa citizen and not
leave II to him to dig up the infor-
nation from any old source II he has
any desire to become worthy cit
izen, or not dig 1t up at all through
lack of assistance
Prospective citizenship is being Civ
IN much attention in the States,
sample of which appeared in re-
cent issue, of the Newark News, which
says:
Nearly three years ago. the New
ark common council directed that
certain laws and ordinances be print
I'd in five different languages: Italian.
Polish. Slavic, Hungarian and Lithu-
anian, and distributed among the
people Of these nationalities so that
they might fully understand what
they were expected to obey. The
Pennsylvania Railroad Company has
recently issued book of instructions
Tor its employees. and has had II print
ed In nine different languages, in
GLIDING German, Greek, Hungarian
and Swedish Yet neither of these
equals the work done in New Jersey,
among the foreign element. by the
home mission boards of the various
religious denominations. The print
ing of tracts. pamphlets. books, etc,
by these boards, and the preaching
by ministers especially educated for
this work, involves the use of no
less than twenty-three languages and
dialects. And all this for New Jersey
alone. 1t is fast becoming one of the
most cosmopolitan places of its size
In the world. No less than $4,000 for
,igners land and locate in this State
every year"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

shoudering responsibilities of poll
tics than to come in contact with
these zine haired"--that's new
name that will probably stick-who
complain. who reap all the benefits
of good government, who do nothing
to help good government and by their
Indifference and criticism are actual
ly helping evil government and the
hoodlums, who are in fact Of no
earthly use as citizens. who are so
self-satisfied that they won't learn,
and who are probably found in the
long run buying the hoodlums, and
making an excuse that buying their
way" is the only means by which they
can get along under such "a rotten
government"
The hoodlum is supposed to be the
source of all rottenness in public
life. As a matter of fact the great
est danger to representative govern
ment Ia the dry rot for which the
fine hatred" is solely responsible.
There Is always some hope of re-
forming the hoodlum. The fine hair
ed is impossible. He knows II all or
is too blawstedly bored TO take notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
CHINESE GAMBLERS
PAY FOR THEIR FUN

chief of Detectives McDutfie made
q successful raid on gamblers at 1880
o'clock this morning. cinching about
twenty nine Celcstials. who were busy
enjoying themselves around table on
which money and gambling outfits were
much In evidence. The chief, who knew
OF the progress of the game, jumped on
the participants so suddenly that they
did not have time to escape. All OF
them were held by McDufie, who or
dered them to keep still until the off,
GERS arrived They obeyed.
In the Police Court this morning they
appeared. under the legal representa-
ton of Attorney w. r. Rawlins. He
argued before Judge Monsarrat that II
was not proper for the court to de-
clare forfeited the ball money of those
who did not appear In court. Brown
said II was customary for the court to
do SO IN view of the absence Of the de-
PENDANTS Judge Monsarrat announced
from the bench that the court had "a
right to declare the bail money for
fcited. and he accordingly did so
At the conclusion of the trial of the
defendants this morning, Judge Mon
sarrat fined each of them IS and costs.
Attorney Rawlins noted an appeal
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
SANITATION FACTS
No. n.
Value of Education.


The first and greatest need in the
prevention of tuberculosis is educa-
tion---educatioD of the people and
through them education of the state,
1t is evident that IL every man and
woman in the United States were
familiar with the main facts relating
to the manner in which tuberculosis
is communicated and the simple mea-
sures necessary for their protection
not only might we reasonably expect
as direct result of this knowledge a
great diminution in the death rate
of the disease, but the people would
soon demand and easily obtain effec-
tive legislation for its prevention and
control. When state has once be-
come well educated and not before
will the other requisites necessary to
the control of the disease be forth
coming.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN
COAL FOR ARMY TUG

SAN DIEGO. June 30.-What is be-
lieved to be eighteen small sacks Of
an explosive was reported found in u
pile Of coal on the wharf at Fort
Rosecrans this morning by fireman
on the Army tug Lieutenant George
NJ Harris. The coal was being taxi
en- on board the tug at the time Of the
alleged discovery. Major II. aicMan-
us, commanding Fort Rosecrans, re-
fused to make any statement concern
ing the matter and the fort adjutant,
Lieutenant +. NJ. Hinkle, said he had
heard nothing about it. II is believed
an Investigation is in progress.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
Zine HAIRED" and HOODLUM

The Honorable Speaker of the
House of Representatives is abso-
lutely correct when he says that the
hoodlum who goes to the polls is a
better citizen than the fine haired"
who finds no time for politics or even
casting vote.
He might put II a little differently,
as for instance, that the fine haired"
is a hundred per cent worse than the
hoodlum. but the people having heard
1t arranged in that manner so fire.
quently It might not have worried
them,
Nothing Is so disheartening to the
man who tries to do his full duty in
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
WATCHES
FOR fruit PEST.
San Francisco Has Experience
ed Man Inspecting Island
Products.

California officials are making n
particularly vigorous campaign against
the Mediterranean fruit fly. and, ac-
cording to information that has reach
ed here, are clapping on harder and
harder the embargo against island
fruits such as alligator pears, man
goes and papayas.
The port of San Francisco Is to be
made as nearly fly-proof as possible.
The precautions taken to prevent the
fly getting a foot-hold there have
even gone SO far that Dudley MouI-
ton, the deputy horticultural commits
sioner, has been removed and an ex-
pert Of eight years active experience
In fruit pest and quarantine has been
secured to watch for the fruit fly or
other pests,
This expert Is o. f. Bremner, who
Is considered one of the best equipped
men in the country in this line. The
appointment Is made under the provi-
sions of the horticultural bill which
was enacted by the legislature re-
Gently and which provided the posi-
ton of chief deputy quarantine officer
MOulton, while not deposed. is dis
placed to make room for the pest
expert
J. w. Jeffrey, the state hortiscultu-
raj commissioner of California. Is the
man largely responsible for the EN-
barge on island fruits. Gov Johnson
issued the quarantine order jointly
with jeffrey.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

For present day purposes the city
of Honolulu Is more in need of a
thoroughly efficient mayor, than a
Governor Having had two terms 1t
stands to reason that Mayor Fern
will not seek another. and the people
of the city should begin now to size
up the situation and prepare the way
to secure the election of a mayor and
board of Supervisors that will work
together to put this city in shape for
the bigger things that are right at
our doors.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
FISHER WRITES
ABOUT BONDS
Secretary Of Interior In
Letter to Governor
Frear.

In today's mail Governor Frear re-
ceived an official letter from Secre-
tary of the Interior Fisher. confirm
ing the approval of the new Terri
torial bonds by the Federal Govern
ment. Secretary Fishers letter gives
the details of the Governments ac-
tons In the matter which have already
been published In connection with
the reports received from Treasurer
Conkling and G. II. Hemenway. the
legal adviser to Conkling.
The final details of the fiotation OF
the first bond issue of $1,500.000 are
now being perfected in New York
in consultation with the fiscal repre-
sentatives of the Territory.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
Let Go.

Let Go.
If your grip on the doctrines that
were taught you as truth when
child is giving way, ! have this sim
pie message for you. Let go!" DO
not fancy that either truth or God
will flee from you. DO not believe
the assertion of any one that you are
suspended over a precipice. and that
only the prolongation Of your grip
will save you from being dashed into
the abyss of falsehood. You cannot
drop ont OF the hands of God! There
is solid ground beneath you. There
is no danger anywhere in Gods world,
II you are but honest and obedient to
the best. II your faith fades and
your creed crumbles and your grip
gives, fear not the least. Let go!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Senator Cummins says that the
sugar schedule will certainly be re-
vised at this special session of Con-
gress. As we have remarked before,
go ahead, but please be kind enough
to act soon so the people may
know whether they are to be imme-
diately decapitated or merely wiped
out of existence by slow starvation.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

On the theory that postal savings
banks inspire full confidence on the
part of the people, the Federal branch
OF this business is not likely to. do
MUCH in Hawaii Experience of years
has taught the people that the banks
we now have are entirely safe and
the return on the money IL better
than the Government offers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
Live Opcnly.

INV VVtuys
Hateful to me as are the gates of
hell Is he who, hiding one thing In his
heart, utters another" said Homer.
And who of us does not share the
same sentiment? What man Is more
to be despised than he who has the
truth, but has not the courage to de-
clare It? What can be worse In the
sight of God than the living of a lie?
What men need to do more than any
thing else today is to live openly. BE
what you believe; act on your as
sertion; let the inward thought find
expression in outward word and
deed; quit hiding behind sham.
Come out and take your place and play
your part!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

The acme of "brotherly love" has
been reached by lady in New York,
who recently purchased twenty-five
small refrigerators and distributed
them among that number of poor fam
lies where there was baby In the
house. II Is not reported whether
she paid months ice bill in ad-
vance.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
FIFTH CAVALRY NOT
TO PLAY KEI0

A late report was received at the
Bulletin Office this afternoon stat
ing that the Keio baseball team has
not arranged TO meet the Fifth Cav
airy team on the diamond Friday aft
ernoon. The Keio nine plays the
Stars the following day.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
Where 10 Find God.

Would you find God? You will find
Him In the great movements Of the
present time.-in the endeavors made
by men to establish justice, and to
realize brotherhood and promote
peace, You may find traces of God
In the past, but you will find the truth
Of God only in the present. Sinai
still sounds its echo, but here and
now there thrills the Voice In the
sacred books of the past God has
written, but In every field of nature
and on every heart of man God writes
writes now. Move out a step from
where you stand! Look not a single
foot away or a single moment behind.
God is here,-the living, moving, in
spring, eternal God!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

II Campbell will make every dollar
of his salary count for a European
immigrant landed in Hawaii no one,
not even the chronic, will have kick
coming
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Honoluln's sanitation is still the
greatest of all problems that the peo-
pie have to meet and solve. If the
work is delayed or half done, II means
a general port quarantine or worse
Just about the time the city is fully
recovered from the last and in good
prosperous running order.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

When it is so hot in Oregon that
explanation need be offered for the
queer things they do up that way
sometimes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

According to Doctor Andrade, who
was at one time president of Venez-
ucla, that country has something up
its sleeve that will surprise Castro
when he starts things.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
Learning 10 Live.

The aim of religion should not be
to teach people how to die, but rather
to teach them how to live. Death IL
only an unimportant incident in the
life of man. II IL life that counts,
and life alone. There is no moment
more important to you than the mo-
ment you are living now. You eau
Judge the worth of your religion by
it's effect upon that moment. n II
helps you to make the most of 1t, to
utilize It's grandcr opportunities, to
live larger and aim higher and serve
more. you are fully justified In call
ing IL good. This is the test of all
true religion.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
/, u u u u II a n 81 II a u a a a a
WORK-A-DAY RELIGION
I: !, {, !, n q I, :, n n Il Il q u q q 3
Believing the Best.

Believing the Best.
Believe the best of yourself Hold to
those conceptions that exalt you to
highest position. Refuse to entertain
the mean thought of yourself. however
or by whom suggested. Your char
actcr will surely become just AS mean
as your thought Believe that you are
good, and goodness will be the natural
sequence of your thought. Give your
character a chance. Have nothing to
do with the creed or church that in
sists upon your natural and inherent
depravity Think well of yourself.
Realize your virtues. Think of your
self as one high and holy, and your
life will fashion itself after the
thought.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
PILES CURED IN 9 TO "a DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed
TO cure any case of Itching, Blind.
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in to
IA days or money refunded, Made by
PARIS MEDICINE CO.. Saint Louis.
Y. S. Of A.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Do not let the Mediterranean fly
cause any wandering from the persist
ent pursuit of the mosquito. The
pest that attacks man is capable of
wiping out the people that eat the
fruit, il insatitary conditions are al
lowed to prevail.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
GOLD MEDAL FOR
LOCAL RESEARCH
Continued from PAGE y

will be worldwide while the local
station and the men in charge are
given high place.
DR.. Currie said this morning that
information as to the awarding Of the
medal has been meager, but that the
station here won the medal for the
service by its work.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Since every amendment to the re-
ciprocity treaty offered by Senator
Cummins has been defeated, perhaps
the gentleman from Iowa is not such
sure prophet of events as he would
have the public believe.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Patience We shall soon have the
coronation stunt on the moving pic
ture screen, and see the whole thing
for ten cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

German aviators have established
the fact that monoplanes are not so
comfortable to manipulate in heavy
winds as the biplane. Honolulu had
come to that conclusion before Ger
MANY was heard from. 49,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

America seems to be the Mecca for
opium. New York comes to the fore
with a $4,000 capture among lot
oil lesser ones.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Did II ever occur TO you that ships
may pass through the Panama canal
before the adjournment of the next
regular session of the Legislature?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Rear Admiral Murdoch of ihG
United States Asiatic feet gave q
dinner on the flagship at Yokohamf
TO japanese army and navy officers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

with the Harvester Trust figuring
as Exhibit A" in the Lorimer in
ouiry the true facts should be thresh-
ed out
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11

Miss Laura NJ. Nelson, the fourth
victim, died from injuries received
when an automobile skidded off a
bridge at Harrisburg, Pa, recently
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-07-11
EVENING SMILES

Shc-I'm afraid, Tom, dear, you will
find me a mine OF faults.
IIe-Darling, it shall be the sweet
est labor of my life to correct them
She (faring up)-Indeed, you
shan't,
How did your first stage appear
ance go?"
"Splendidly. When ! sang the first
verse the audience yelled 'Fine. And
after I'd finished they yelled "Im-
prisonment!' Fr~
Dumley-What pretty girl your
friend is. Such bright eyes and clea