Gilpin observer., 1911-11-30
OBSERVATIONS

A Chicago magazine writer rubs it
into Philadelphia because of recent
graft scandals. This seems like a
case of the jackpot calling the kitty
back.
Senator Stephenson, of Wisconsin,
spent hundred thousand dollars, and
years salary besides, for chance
to serve the people, and still there
are those who don't seem to appre-
ciate it.
What's the use cf making all this
fuss about living. The world won't
slip cog when we go.
A news item says New York's pop
ulatiom is now estimated at 5000, 400.
Note the last three figures. Who said
New York's 400" were no counts.
It's time to commence to think
about doing your Christmas shopping
early.
A student of physiology says that
if you relax all muscles you can fall
six or seven stories without serious
injury, provided you do not light on
your head. We would advise those
about to practice on this stunt to
start with about three stories and
work up gradually.
A Tacoma, Wash, man dropped
dead while washing dishes for his
wife. He was too good for this earth,
anyway.
Don't forget to see that your neigh
bors have something to be thankful
for on Thanksgiving Day.
About half of the famous men of
the day became so either by marry
ing or being divorced from an Am
erican heiress.
When everybody is after the mon
ey, it is peculiar that we do not want
the Chink.
1t is no longer lawful to bite any
ones head off unless he can show
that he has passed the pure food in
spection.
A man who does something out of
the ordinary is usually considered half
crazy-but that leaves plenty of per-
fectly sane people.
Oregon convio.s are going to be set
at work building highways throughout
the state. That's one way of start
ing them on the right road.
The Chinese revolut!onists say they
intend, if they win, to establish a
government patterned after that of
the U. S. All that fighting and blood
shed for nothing.
At the moment we cant think of
given space of time than a measly
little yellow jacket
Boys Heart Replaced" reads a
headline from New York. At last Dan
Cupid has serious competition.
A preacher and an editor at Brem-
ertcn, Wash, will exchange places
for week. The editor would prob
ably be susceptible to like proposi-
tion to be fulfilled in the nexa world.
Suits for breach of promises are
not always a certain indication that
women want to wear the pants.
IL loafers wasted only their own
time much could be forgiven them.
Doesn't it make you feel sort of
ashamed of yourself to hear in a
roundabout way of some nice thing
that has been said of you ty some
fellow you have been hating.
To have enough to eat-and be
able to eat it-that's about all there
is to life
A1versity brings out either the best
Or worst there is in a man.
The raising of the Maine has re-
suited in the discovery that the old
ship sunk as a result of being filled
fnll CT water.
Flying machines have only one
fault-'they haven't yet learned to
land gently and gracefully.
II IS better to know little and
know that little we'll than to have
q lot OF stuff inside your head that
You can't untargla when you want to
Csc It.
Mile. CODY Deslys. upon when ex.
king Manuel, OF Portugal, lavished
bis atter.iors. says women should
not marry when yorng. Whom else
could woman marry?