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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
GREENVILLE MINISTER
IS CALLED To ALPINE

Alpine, TEXAS. Feb. 2s.-Rev. Mr.
Gables, of Greenville, has been called
to the pastoral charge of the First
Baptist church of Alpine at a. salary
of $1,000 a year and parsonage.
Another good effect of the late hard
freeze was to kill the gras shoppers.
which, in countless thousands. threat
ened the destruction Of such range as
there was
Superintendent Page of the Alpine
Incorporated schools, who is conductor
of the Alpine summer normal. is al
ready making arrangements for the
summer session, and a number of the
faculty has been engaged.
A number Of Alpine people are in Ell
Paso this week attending court as wiz
nesses in the case of the Mexican
charged with the murder Of county
commissioner Ernst at Boquillas, and
which was transferred from this conn
ty to FL Paso.
Ed Dodson has sold his pool hail in
FL Paso, and is now connected with
the Alpine Guide.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
CHANGE IN MANAGERS,
MORROW GOES HIGHER

Ernest Morrow, manager of the Eli
Paso Harvey house for the pas three
years. has been promoted to a larger
house by the Harvey company and his
place here taken by G. MasIin, who has
arrived here from Chicago to take
charge of the FL Paso eating house on
March 1. Mr.. Morrow, the retiring
manager, Is a member Of the FL Paso
Scottish Rite and Shrine and is one Of
the most popular managers in the his
tory of the LEGAL house.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
SMITHS MANY FRIENDS.

From Lorraine (TeXas( News
Congressman Smith has more friends
in his entire district and has done more
for the district than any other con-
gresham We have ever had. Hudspeth
would like to become a candidate for
congress from his district, il Smith
were out OF the way. but El Paso and
the FL Paso country know what Smith
has done for them. Bryan would be-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
WHO WANTS safTTH9

From Sweetwater (Texas) Reporter.
Looks like Bryan, Of Abilene. and
HudSpeth, OF FL Paso, are each striving
to throw congressman Smith in the
others district Well, you boys are
not willing to get up against the big
congressman in trying TO secure his
seat Well, there is no use trying to
say what he would do to either Of
them, but rest assured it would be a
plenty and then some.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
GLAMOUR SOON WEARS OFF.

From Los Angeles (Cal) Times.
These young American boys, burst
ing with the romance Of cheap litera-
ture. who have crossed the border TO
take part II the Mexican Instruction.
are already beginning to boiler for
help They apparently did not figure
on standing up against an adobe wall
and being plugged with a matter Of
fact leaden bullet.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28

and was lying helpless out in the des-
ert, 10 miles away, alone and helpless
At the next station men were sent out,
and found the prOspector, as his
note had Indicated. Henry Godding
Is well known here. being an ex news
paper man.
The Farmers Land company has sold
over 500 acres Of land recently in 40 OF
so acre tracts. Most of the land goes
to Mississippi or Illinois farmers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28

and L went to the
store to get a bottle
of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vege table
Compound, but the
clerk did not want
to let me have it
he said it was no
good and wanted me
to try something
else, but knowing
all about it l in
sisted and finally
got it, and I am SO
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28

Sedentary habits. lack of OUTDOOR az
ercise, insufficient mastication of food
constipation, q torpid IIver. worry ana
anxiety, are the most common causes Of
stomach troubles. Correct your bab-
its and take Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets and you Will soon
be well again. For sale by all dealers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
TO USE CRUDE OIL
FOR FUEL AT MINES.
Two MOgoIIOn Mining Companies Are
Erecting Storage Tanks OF

pT-tNHNJs
Silver City, N NJ, Feb. 2S.-W A
Tenney has mounted two tanks. each
about 4 by IS feet, on extra heavy
running gears for hauling crude oil
from this city to Cooney, where the
oil will BE used for fuel by the Mo-
gollon Gold and Copper company. The
wagons, when loaded with oil, will
weigh approximately $4,000 pounds. He
has already hauled out storage tanks
having a capacity Of 5000 gallons to
the company's plant
Nh Tenney also has 1900 pounds
Of fuel OIL loaded and ready to take
out TO the Deadwood mine This IS
the third shipment Of crude oil TO
the Cleveland and Weatherhead prop
erty. As an economical fuel it is CIV
ing satisfaction.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
WITH
The Exchanges
MEXICAN BRIDAL PRESENTS.

From Santa Re New Mexican.
It is not wise for bridal couples to
be spending their honeymoon taking
snapshots at Mexican jails along the
Mexican border. The rurales have no
stomach for sentiment at present and
just as leave fill up the cuartels with
bridal cOuples as with rebels
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
Good Time?

/. Last night-eating big dinner is often
the maker Of BAD TODAY. Why not7
Over-eating means extra work for the
stomach and bowels. You've got TO
suffer if you don't help nature unload
with CASCARETS. "7zey wOrs w6fle
you szeep''-you're o. Z. IN the A. n.
Tonight's the night to take care Of to
morrow. @s
cAScARETS-1oc bcz-week's treat
ment. All druggists. Biggest seller
d the world. Millicn boxes mouth
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
DOES DIAz WANT INTERVENTION

Dues Dl-1Z WANT INTERVENTION
From Wagon Mound On. M Panta-
graph.
The Mexican government is doing
all it can to involve the United States
in the fight down there. The other
day, during a fight along the border,
the federal troops fired across the Dor
der into this country, but fortuna e1y
ne one WAS hurt In the fighting
around FL Paso several stray shots en-
dangered the lives Of Americans, and
several Americans have been arrested.
Tuesday five American boys were ar
rested while swimming in the Rio
Grande near La Jitas, taken to the
Mexican side and kept prisoners all
night.
The truth is that Diaz has more on
his hands than he can handle, and
would be glad of any excuse to have
this country step in and stop the war
Diaz is ~tyrant Of the worst kind
and the people at last are trying to
get rid of him. It would be positively
wicked for this country to stop so
worthy a cause.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28

come a candidate for congress pro-
vided Smith was not in the same dis
trict. But Abilene has twice mea-
sured swords with the man from
Mitchell county, and is by no means
keen for q third round. Well may
Hudspeth and Bryan wish to push
Smith off on the other fellow. They
know how it would go.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28

J. G. McNary. vice president of the
First National bank. has gone TO
New Orleans, Mansfield and other cit
les Of Louisiana on business connect
ed with the bank
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
SHE GOT
WHAT SHE
WANTED
This Woman Had to Insist
Strongly, but it Paid

Chicago, Il.-"I suffered from a fe-
male weakness and stomach trouble,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-02-28
NATIONAL GRANGE IS
THE FARMERS TRADE

Continued from previous page,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
Daily Health Hint

For thin people II Is ahvizahls thAt tn
daily diet should consist o. a EE1l.uuua
supply Of nutritious and fatty funaH fha4
The excessive lezuness may - euud
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
Pointer for RefOrmers

No racier political story has been heard
in Europe for years than the tale now be-
ing related in Paris about the preposterous
election hoax which has fallen TO the lot
Of the unsuspecting people Of the town
OF Dion. The town has been recently in
the throes of the movement for reform,
movement which a certain group OF wags
failed to take seriously. They nominatYd
as municipal -reformer'' a local celebrity
named Rome, of irregular and uncertain
occupations, the chief of which, however
was the collection Of discarded cigar and
cigarette ends.
There was issued in NJ. Rome's name a
remarkable election proclamation which
promised the voters among other things a
great reduction in price Of wine and
beer, municipal retreat for husbands re-
turning home late, the equipment OF the
town hall with pianos and billiard tables
as a free municipal club. and so far as
possible, the abolition OF all work between
meals
Like many ambitious reformers. NJ. Rome
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18

He did not speak until Mary announced
dinner and. removing the cover Of the
casserole revealed its stingy contents
did you keep anything for yourself,
Mary he inquired.
NO. sir That's every scrsn in the
house" replied the Helpful Hsndmaiden,
apologetieally.
And with sigh Of resignation the hum
cry host apportioned the dinner. bestowinE
with conscientious gallantry the largest
plateful upon the guest and Household
Economist
This dinner cost only g cents alto
gether." announced the Practical Person
after she had waited a proper interval for
praise.
DO you think il was worth it, inquired
the Post Graduate Husband sourly.
But glance from the Amateur wife
suppressed further hostilities.
Nor did he reopen the subject when he
was alone with His Wife AS the high
priest and preacher Of Economy he was
not vet ready TO become an apostate to his
creed.
I'VE have liver and bacon for break
fast" said the Practical Person the next
morning
Fine" exclaimed the Post Graduate
Husband. Just what / want"
But you can't have any. You know
you never eat any breakfast l only told
Mary to use up the scraps from yesterday
morning" hurriedly expostulsted the vol
unteer housekeepeT.
You know you never eat any break
fast, dear" interposed His wife.
Not when i've had any dinner the night
before" rejoined Her Husband resent
I fully.
But don't want any Of that mess. -
/ he added. why there's hardly enough
for the cat Mary, bring me four poaOhed
eggs"
I Then he turned TO the Practical Person.
You're a crackerjaok economist and
/ your theories are all right" he commented
graciOusly. But suppose you let me
order the dinner for tonight"
He beamed beguiienent upon his smiling
/ wife and said:
Let's have a five-pound porterhousS
1 steak, with lots Of mushrooms You
sister has saved 50 much money we car
afford TO have q regular neal"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
UndOing of Mr.. Uplift
BT LAFATETTE PARKS.

Il went to an auction OF paintings and
objects Of art last night and I was amazed
at the large sums paid Tor various ar
ueles,' begins Mr.. Uplift. attempting 70 in
stli a love for the beautiful in young Mr..
Uphst.
MY notion Of nc good way TO squander
coin 4 to buy Up a bunch Of junk like
that se0FnfuIly says Son.
One painting called The Old MIL
brought t5o0Ooo." Father relates.
Is there that much real mazuma in one
lump7" vaguely queries Son, oontentdly
thinking together q couple OF two bits-
That listens like q phOny sale 90 me and
ia have to see the kelt passed TO believe
that dope"
All. but Il was a rarely beautiful paint
ms Of a tumble down old structure" de-
acrfbes Father. who prides himself on be-
tnG q BIT Of an art oonnoisseur.
"HUily Ess!" exelaims Son. "A guy
ought to get a fine new fireprOof mill for
that stack Of SimOleOns."
There was q touch OF realism about
tn old MIN stream IN the picture" con-
tinuss Fsthsr. that took me back TO my
eoyhOod days"
Ian about the real thing" declares
81, -dld yea ever 80 that play called
'TaS old Mmg-
Father was forced regretfuIly to admit
that he had not had this pleasure
wei. thsy'vs gOS q MIL scene in that
piecs thAt IN bed win put rings around
this p1Cfure y0a Eay sold for half a million
buckA.- enthusiastically asserts son 'ST'he
MN y painted en- a hack drop q hundred
aeet tung ana the min stream Is real wafer
hats whaa cal guing some when IL
0oznes 20 an viii q capital A. And there's
a rafting good show. the villain meeting
the ELri With the papers a. the old mill
ssream Al nianEht then pushing her into
the d11nk ana setting away with the
EuaE~
OF oonYse- iutsrjerts Father. The an
uQuiu OF the wuTk q ART Of which
apeak h ehiefly The oanse for It's high
praoN Another picturs that recently sold
for kooooo Vas Valasquez' famous por-
tran 81 Philip w" adds Father. showing
90 sea . newspaper copy Of the painting
In question.
"Lodks hks the original bonshead 20 me. %
oommenfs So1. after slGncing az the re-
prodnction I'm put up even money that
this $40 never saw SO together IN al his
liza. an1 nou samsbOdy comes across with
Jhat ulaAy thousand bones for only a pic
UgUs q Hs Mia Can you beat ty' de-
Eanda son IN a tone Of deep disgust
Tbs particular painting is noted for
ms rapid h-ash wOrk and strong character.
mz1inn-- paints cut Fafher ike a pr0fes-
sannal an boostsr loving a bunch Of
roees thrOoEh the Metropolitan Art mu
Neum
When "a comes 10 rapid brush work.
puts IN son. 'believe me. this dub Vase
line Or whatever his name e. didn't have
anythins on some Of our classy little hil
hoard artists that splash the stuff up ant
down Broadway for the theaters. famou,
sooteh Whistles. corsets and other bric-a
hrao-~
Nelazquszu ART q portraiture stand
ung1yaued To have . great artist IKE hin
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18

and perfect man, and because perfect God
and perfect man most righteous Judge,
a most merciful Judge; for, having lived
in the flesh and having been tempted.
though without sin, like as we are tempted.
He knows the frailty OF our mortal nature.
He will have mercy He will be very
Just
All men shall stand before the judgment
seat Of Christ the small and the great.
the ignorant and the wise, the rich and
the poor. the good and the bad. The
judgment will be made on the basis Of
all our thoughts and words and actions. in
their relation to the light Of Christian
knowledge under which we live and the
opportunities which we have either used
or wasted. God shall bring every work
into judgment" Every deed done in the
body, good and bad every thought, good
and bad: every word uttered Every idle
word that men shall speak they shall give
account in the day OF judgment" The
judgment win reach everything. For there
is nothing covered that shall not be re-
vealed neither hid that shall not be made
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
ua uuobond'o Voico Why Men Take to the Cup that Inc.
44OA fOAOO
BY AMERE MAN.

she did not resemble Practical Person.
And yet undoubtedly she was one when
weighed IN the same scale OF appraisal
with the Amateur wife.
The Post Graduate Husband admired her
common sense witch he regarded as the
rarest and most desirable quality Of as-
ters--in-iaw. She was pretty besides, and
everyone will admit that common sense IL
an altogether superfuous asset in young
woman with claims 10 beauty
In the very first week Of her arrival she
perceived that her Amateur sisters house
hold was run with the absolute disregard
Of probabilities which distinguishes an i'm
prsssionist painting or the meter Of taxi
cab. And her criticism became 50 out
spoken that finally. with inward rejoicing
but with an swEwsrd appearance Of laying
aside the soepter. the Amateur Wife re-
~EiEned her hOusewifeIy functions.
You give the orders to Mary" she said
one morning 70 the Practical Person. Ny
imagination is exhausted! II ] were TO
choose the dinner for another week I'm
sure ! would fan victim OF brain fag"'
That's because you haven't any sys-
tenn" explained the Practical Person
frankly land because you run everything
on the great American plan OF stretching
your income TO nj your expenses instead
ot adjusting your expenses to your income.
I've q whole lot Of theories about the way
home should be run and IN be glad Of
the opportunity Of testing them. And think
Of all the money vou'n save
The Amateur Wife's eyes sparkled de-
nghtedly. Think OF it, she exclaimed
AT least so a week. I'm sure, What
shall We spend 81 on
And much to the Post Graduate Hus-
bands amusement both His wife and the
Practical Person fell forthwith into seri-
Gus discussion OF how to spend the money
10 be saved on the housekeeping bills.
Mary. the Helpful Handmsiden. was duly
informed Of the change in the household
and later. with an air OF exaggerated SOL
emnity. went TO her new mistress for or
ders for the day.
Wen have something cheap tonight.
Mary" said the Practical Person with
cheerful vaguenesss something in a casse-
role. I'll tell you what you do. Order a
pound Of stewing beef and cook il very
slowly with onions and carrots and pota-
toes and Wen have the finest dish you ever
tasted
That's an Irish stew" commented Mary.
her patriotism struggling with the ma
tional contempt for economy and all its
makeshifts
'SteWing beef, you said? That's the kind
We generally order for Woof-woof! Do
you think a pound will be enough?'' she
added boldly.
The Practical Person flashed masterful
eye.
Certainly" with all the vegetables" sh,
said. and Mary retreated. her expression
telling with silent eloquence that th'
glories OF her house had departed.
Dinner ready was the customary fonS
greeting Of Her Husband when His Wif
opened the door for him that evening
stew he added, obviously. seeming tn
delcacy from afar.
Yes dear" said the Amateur Wife
soothiRgly. You wore your blue tie thi
morning. didn't YOU Blue is 90 becoming
20 you You ought to wear Il all the time
But these Establishments were withou
avai. Hunger and It's inseparable gloon
possessed Her Husband.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18

paint ones likeness is a rare distinction"
AYERS Father.
He probably got q couple dollars apiece
for EN- in those good old days" remarks
Son. Most folks nowadays. especially the
skirts. would rather take the two bones
and get a dozen cabinet photographs. Or
so down TO Coney Island and get a bunch
OF tintypes showing the whole family
logged out in bathing suits"
4 regret 70 admit m0urns Father that
among the masses there is small apprecia-
ton for true art ] dare say there are a
great many persons who would rather
have dollar chrome 20 hang on the wall
than a genuine VelasqueE worth half a
million dollars"
"As for me" concludes Son. your little
Willie puts his o. X. on the chrome a.
one buck and slips the other $3.50 beans
into his inside pocked to be used for the
encouragement OF other forms Of art"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18

ca LITTLE SERMON EOR THE WEEK ENDS

known" Secret sins open Sins. SINS Of
omission. sins Of commission. sins Of
thought word and deed
For all these sins and su the good we
may have done Ga the DAYS Of the flesh
we must give account 20 the Judge, and
when We think Of what God Is We may
then perceive what the account must be;
for God is omniscient. omniprescut. omnipo-
tent. our account will not be rendered
TO Him by our fears or our sensitiveness
or our bad memories or our dizziness Of
conscience or our false and artificial views
Of truth and duty. much as we try to EN-
ploy these makeshifts in our dealings with
our neighbors OF enter them into the ex-
cuses Tor not answering to our Christian
calling as church men and church women.
A great flood OF light will pass across the
whole course Of our lives and penetrate
I every crevice Of our souls and characters.
Whatever the verdict OF the Righteous
Judge upon us may be. our Cunscieuces
I will have 20 affirm its justice, for We win
! see ourselves by that great light as God
! sees us as we have never seen ourselves;
and we shall know what He meant US to
I be what we ight have been. And. Oh,
I the thought Of what we might have been,
Go out into the sunlight Of this day. be-
] loved. but ere you go ask God TO 50 tenn
/ per your wills that you win think more
/ and more Of that great account which you
must one day render. Of the judgment
| which you must one day meet. Every
Z passing minute brings you nearer 10 n,
| nearer to the emo Of your probation. We
( poor human beings have a habit Of trying
to console ourselves with the vague idea
/ that we shall be given opportunities in
the next world TO right misdeeds which
D In N nF - Il
going across the great distance on that
vague idea So far as YOU know this life
is your probation time. Make the best use
Of 1t that you know how. Day by day. hour
By hour. you face the solemn reality, the
dreadful reality, that you are powerless
to turn time back and so undo the deeds
| Of yesterday. But the past can teach you
TO make better use Of the present, and the
present is always abundant in opportuni-
ties by which you may lay up for your
selves treasure for the future.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
Some SlhouetteS of the Sidewalk n oI SGsro Of

BY BoBBIE BABBLE

Here upon the avenue,
Raucous discords reign:
Trucks and drays go rushing through.
Thunder in their train:
Trolley cars. with changing bells.
Rumble as they come;
Newsboys pass with strident Wells
It's Pandemonium!
Now turn eastward half a block,
Loiter while you may
Here the tumult and the shock
Faint and die away.
Listen, Where the street is fair
With the light Of spring,
One street singer starts a song!
Bravely the hand organs notes
All the silence fills:
Yerdfs tunefUl music floats
In a wealth Of uiIls.
And the singers tones ring out
Nonchalant and gay.
Singing something sweet about
Donna Mo-Dee-lay.-'
See. TIE hAnEhty maid fOrgets
Self a little while.
Cook neE1scrs her seolds and frcts
Long enough 20 smile:
Tired mother beams asain.
BABY starts 70 GOO
Everything seems hapJileT when
Tns singer passss through.
What's he singingf sours oTIs Haizs
OF the errEnd boz
As IN idle sass he basis
In this tuneful toy.
Gee! But you're a STUPID guy;
Yer educashun's slim
D0nehsri1n0w7 Wei. OATS De Egs-
Talyan Nashnul Hyrmi-
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
Telling 1t Straight

'Glugsinss. I've just read that maya
zine story OF yours; it's rotten"
Mrs. MCGUIRE. you're about seven years
older than your husband, aren't YOU
Yes. sir: I've got a match but not 20
light that nasty thing With"
'adostAb, II yon want anybody 20 50
your security on that note youl have
10 ask some chap who doesn't know you"
Il guess III have 10 marry you. Aisyi
you're my last chance
The editor OF the Bugis hereby ao-
knoWiedges a serenAds b. the boys Of the
silver cornet band last night They tor
tured Us Tor more than an hour. We suE-
gest that they sell their horns and cult.
They cant play for shuoks
Il didn't expect you 20 buy this book
minister 7 VAS only practiclng my piece on
YOU '-Chicago Tribune
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18

was taken seriously BY the public and was
returned triumphantly at the head Of the
poll. The council are now faced with the
puzzling problem Of what TO do with their
latest member, elected by: the sacred SUI
frage Of the sovereign people. He, is his
turn, is faced with the still knotter prob
lem OF how he is 20 carry into effect his
attractive and sweeping scheme to reform.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18
Profit and Loss.

An old artisan who prided himself on
his ability to drive close bargain con-
tracted to paint huge barn in the neigh
bOrhOOd for the srpall sum Of ti2
why on earth did you agree to do it
for so little?' his brother inquired.
Well" said the old painter. you see,
the owner is a mighty unreliable man. II
I said I'd charge him SIS. likely he'd have
only paid me s1s. And II I charge him Sl2
he may not pay me but nine. So I thought
it over and decided 70 paint II for So so
I wouldn't lose so much. "-Lippincott's s.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-03-18

In order that the advertiser may get tis9
beat results for money invested. hs mElst
reach the buyer b. the moat direct and
reliable channel Tha Boa r. that channsl