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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

TO RENT.-6 rooms, s14. "A George street. near Main street. Enquire 58 North Washington Ave- a~p DON'T FORGET the St. Patrick dance at Eagles hall, tonight. Ma Ioney's orchestra. Admission 15c. TO RENT.-2nd floor, 2891 Fairfield avenue, near Brewster, rooms improvements, papered, SIG; Red- field, SS Cannon St. ZO p"po WHIST AND PINOCHLE. Seaside Circle, No. 15, Lady Foresters. at Arion Hall, 62 Cannon street, Fay Tor Building, Monday evening, May 22. Play at s:30. Tickets 15 cents. n ~ RJrPPERTS KNICKERBOCKER, Sterling ale, Old India Pale ale. The best of everything at Clancy's Cafe. Poli Building, Fairfield Ave. TO RENT.--New five room ono lat, d II i'm 1,. street, second house from south Ave. ~ 10 FOOT MOTOR BOAT FOR SALE cheap. Call 254 Seaview Ave. TED.-Draughtsman on detail work Apply American Grapho- phone Company, Mechanical En- gineer. N ~ wANTED.-Man to travel in Connec- ticut. Good pay and tailor made suit in 90 days; experience un- necessary: reliable firm. Write for narticulars. J. F. McBrady & Co.,, Chicago. ap YOUNG LADY desires clerical work at home evenings. Address F. L. R19 b*po FOR sALE.-Milk route of 200 quarts daily. Inquire 165 State St.
 R 19 *po o FOR SALE.-Lady going to Europe has left upright piano for me to sell. Any reasonable offer accept ed. S44 Noble Ave. R l9 u*o automobile factory, machinists, blacksmith ana metal workers Permanent position. Ap- ply 1920 Broad, New York City. R IS s* 0 TIRES of all stand ard makes and sizes at reduced prices. d Ford Garage, 455 Stratford Ave.
 R 19 % FOR sALE.-Collie puppies, pedi- greed Price $500. Inquire 109 Seaview Ave. Phone BIAS. R Is s*o or other bedding plants 24 for $1. 12astir free. Schleicherts Greenhouses. Tel. 3059. R IS d*po
 
 PIANO TUNING by factory men at regular prices. Ask about our yearly contract plan. W1ssner, Broad and State StS. K Is so FOR SAT.E.-Share lot, 100 fit. front, WoodmOnt. Inquire Charles M. Gibbs Bethel, Conn. E l6 d*pO
 ANNUAL MEETING. The annual meeting of lot owners of Mountain Grove Cemetery As sociation will be held at 157 State street. Room No. 34, at 2:3O o'clock D. m., on Wedn nesday, May 24th, 1911. to elect a Board of Directors and transact any other legal business that may come before this meeting. MOUNTAIN GROVE CEMETERY
 ASSOCIATION.
 NARAMORE
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

FOR SALE.-Building lots as follows: On Fairfield avenue, near Clinton avenue; on Elmwood Place; on Elmwood avenue, near Laurel ave- nue, convenient to trolley. Well established and central location. Fine shade trees and just the pIacs to build. Enquire Edward S. Hotcfl- kiss City. Telephone. IT u%1
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20
UNCLASSIFIED

DANCE tonight, Eagles Hall. St. Pat rick's T. A. B. society. MalOney'f orchestra Admission 15c. af
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

THE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL, s2s
 Fairfield avenue. Summer session. August 7th. Twentieth year. Sep tenber 27th. Examinations for ad< mission to many colleges. held af the school Early registration necessary. R 20 2 O
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

WANTED.-3 first class, cabinet nna1~ CTS. Only union men need apply. John Cough ,S39 Railroad Ave.
 R Is s%
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

25 SECOND HAND PIANOS wanted
 at once for rental purposes. Wiss~ ner, Broad and State Sts. F Is s@g
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

TO RENT-7 room flat, latest frn-s provements. Inquire on premises,
 799 North Ave. R Is s~pI
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-05-20

TRAINING. App1f- cant to take course in Salesman ship; personally conducted class: salary while studying; position guaranteed. Call or address James Mccormick, Superintendent, No. 2
 Post Office Arcade, Bridgeport. Conn. U 15 If. q
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
Round Trip Excursion Fares

10 Los Angeles, San Diego ano
Portland. Oregon. Seattle. Tacoma,
Everett. Bellingham, Wash, Van
couver. Victoria and New West
mister. B. G.
The Illinois Central will sell round.
trip tickets to the above named
points at the rates given below for
the round trip.
Los Angeles, San Francisco and
San Diego, Cal. $3.50. Dates of sale
April l8, 10. 20, Final limit June 3Oth
1911, also May II, Is. 14th final limit
July 3lst, 1911.
Portland, Astoria. Oregon. Seattle,
Tacoma, Everett. Bellingham. Wash. /.
Victoria, Vancouver. New Westmnis-
ter, B. c., $82 90. Dates of sale
May 20. 30,31, 1911. final limit July
81st, 1911.
T. l.. MORROW,
Agent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
WANTS PLAIN TITLE.

Bishop Cortlandt Whitehead OF
the Episcopal diocese of Pittsburg
in letter to the Churchman, dis
cussing the subject of change in
the title page of the prayer book,
says that he personally would pre-
fer the simple line, ''The Book OF
Common Prayer" Bishop White
head adds that this would throw
the book out for all men to use, for
whatever devotional purpose, as the
book common to all English speak
ing peoples, and to all others who
care to translate and use it. Thereby
we get rid of discussions concerning
Catholic, Protestant of Episcopal
and have title page unsectarian,
NEUROLOGICAL, without a narrow and
doctrinal label on its very front"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
HomeSeekerS'

Excursion fares to points in Colora-
do. Idaho, Kansas. Michigan. Mis-
-ouri. Montana, Nebraska. Nevada,
Utah, North Dakota. South Dakota
Wisconsin, Arizona, Texas, Oklaho
ma, Arkansas. Louisiana. Mexico
New Mexico. Wyoming. The Illinois
Central will sell round.trip home
seekers excursion tickets to points in
the above named states every first
and 3rd Tuesday at very reasonably
reduced rates. For further informa-
ton call on. write or phone ticket
agent Illinois Central. Cumb. ASP
T. l.. Morrow. Agent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
Market Report.
Corrected March 20, 1911.
RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.

RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.
Country lard, good color and clean
15c per pound.
Country bacon, 15c per pound.
Black-eyed PEAS. $3.50 per bushel.
Country shoulders. lac per pound.
Country hams, 18c per pound.
Irish potatoes, 90c per bushel.
Northern eating Burbank pots-
toes, 90c per bushel
Northern eating Rural potatoes
90c per bushel
Potatoes, Irish, 25c. peck
Sweet potatoes, $500 per bushel'
Yellow eating onions, $3.50 pei
! bushel
Red eating onio rs, 81 SO per bushel
Dried Navy beans. $3.50 per
bushel
Cabbage. New 5 and 10 cents q
head.
Dried Lima beans. &c per pound
Country dried apples. 1Oc per
pound
Country dried peaches. roc per
pound
Daisy cream cheese, 25c per
pound
| Full cream brick cheese, 25c per
pound
Full cream Limberger cheese, 25c
per pound
Popcorn. dried on ear.2c per pound
Fresh Eggs zoe per doz
Choice lots fresh, well-worked
country butter. in pound prints 3Oc'
FRUITS.
Lemons. 25c per dozen
Navel Oranges, 30c. 4Oc, per doz
Bananas, zoe and 25c doz
New York State apples $3.50 to
So 90 per barrel
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
MANUFACTURED DIAMONDS.

In an address before the Royal in
stitute in London on the develop
ment of explosives during the last
80 years, distinguished scientist re-
lated remarkable story of what oc-
Cured during one of his experiments
with gunpowder made of cordite
and carbon. After the explosion, in
which the elevation Of temperature
was estimated to have been about
1890 degrees Centigrade, a residue
was left in the explosion chamber in
which the investigator afterward
found diamonds. They were, OF
course, exceedingly minute, and
must have been formed from the
carbon under the influence Of the
immense heat and pressure deyel-
oped at the moment Of the explosion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08

Roots-Southern ginseng, us Id
Golden Seal" yellow root, $I.35 II
Mayapple, 81; pink root, 12c and 13'
Tallow-No. |, d, No, 2. &c.
Woodbury., Zoe to TIC; Cleal
Grease, 21c. medium, tub washed
23c to 3Oc; coarse, dingy, tubwashed
18c to 23c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. SOC
dark and mixed old goose, I5c to 30c
gray mixed, I5c to 30c: white duck
pc to 35c, new.
Hides and Skins-These quotation
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides SC. We quote assortet
lots dry flint, nc to I4c. $40 bet
ter demand
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
The MOTHER BEARS MISTAKE
Thought FroIIcsore Offspring Had
Been Up to Mischief and Boxed
Ills Ears.

A Washington man relates how,
on one OCCASION in the west, when he
was on his way back to camp after
a days shooting, he suddenly came
in sight Of a big she bear with two
cubs following her in single file.
They were proceeding along ridge,
the forms Of all of them sharply de-
fined against the evening sky.
1t was long range for shot,
but the sportsman drew bead on
the old she bear and fired. The re-
suit was amusing. The procession
stopped. The she bear scratched her.
self hastily, then turned round, and,
regarding the cub. Immediately be-
hind with severe disapproval, boxed
its ears soundly.
Mother Bear then went on her
way, her back uncommonly rigid
and unrelenting, and it. was clearly
apparent to the sportsman that she
was under the impression that her
frolicsome offspring had been up to
some mischief that must not be re-
peated. -Harper's Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
A NEW VARIETY.

A prominent politician in the
middle west gave a banquet to a
score or so of his neighbors, and, as
he lived in a dry state and want
ed some way to serve wine at the
dinner. he had some trouble figuring
out scheme, but when tte water
melon was brought on it was found
it had been plugged and filled with
champagne -"and, do you know"
said one of the guests, 81 saw every
farmer there slipping some water
melon seeds into his pocket. Mill
waukee Free Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08

inc "Favorite Prescription" is unequaIed
and is invaluable in allaying and subduing
nervous excitability, irritability, nervous
exhaustion, nervous prostration, neuralgia,
hysteria, spasms, St. Vitus's dance, and
other distressing, nervous symptoms COM
monty attendant upon functional and or
ganic disease of the distinctly feminine
organs. 1t induces refreshing sleep and
relieves mental anxiety and dependency,
the, stomach, liver and bowels. One to
three dose. Easy to take as candy.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
POULTRY.

Dressed hens, 121c per pound
Dressed cocks; &c per pound
live hens, 1Oc per pound; live cocks,
&c pound; live turkeys. l6ac per
pound
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
choice lots. live 81
Fresh country eggs, IL cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c 10.
A good demand exists for spring
chickens, and choice lots of fresh
country butter
HAY AND GRAIN.
Choice timothy hay, SIT 90
No. / timothy hay, $40 90
No. 2 timothy hay. $1,000
Choice clover hay. $l4 90
No. clover hay, $I4 90
No. 2 clover hay, $I2 90
Clean. bright straw hay, $500
Alfalfa hay, SIG 90
White seed oats. 42c
Black seed oats. 40c
Mixed seed oats, Ale
No. 2 white corn. SOC
No. 2 mixed corn. SOC
Winter wheat bran, $1,000
Chops. $3.50.
Roors. HIDES. Wool AND TALLow
Prices paid BY wholesale dealers to
'by,sAss a.d ismsrs;u
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
FOR $3.50

We can also give liberal combina.
ton rate with Daily or Sunday
Courier-Journal. Write Courier
Journal Company, Louisville, KY,
for free sample copy of edition you
desire, but be sure to send your sub
scription order to this paper-NOT
to the Courier-Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
VanDyke
No. 4548O

Will make the season at my place, 4
miles south Of Hopkinsville, on
GAINESVILLE Pike, at $50 to insure o
mare with foal. Whenever the mare
IS proved to be with foal or is trans
ferred, the money is due.
Van Dyke is a dark bay horse
l5S hands, weight 100 pounds. b
a stout, rugged, well-made hors<
throughout; possesses extraordinary
bone of the truest quality and standf
squarely on the best of feet; is kind
both in stable and out, is an attrac-
tive hitcher and a very prompt,
cheerful driver.
: Van Dykes sire Norval 2:14 ga,
sire Of j. w. Lewis 2:06 IA, worlds
record fastest 3 heats trotted by
gelding; Countess Eve 2:09 Id,
worlds fastest record 9th heat, and
sire of 100 others.
J. J. VANCLEVE,
r. F. D. No. 1,
HOPKINSVILLE, KY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08

Effective March 10th, 1911, the
Illinois Central will sell one way sec
ond- class Tourist tickets to destina.
tions in Alberta. Arizona. British
Columbia. California, Colorado, Idaho,
Mexico. Montana. Nevada. New
Mexico, Oregon, Saskatchewan Hex
as. Utah. Washington and Wyoming.
Tickets on sale March 10th. TO
April 10th, 1911.
T. L. MORROW. Agent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
Annual Conclave, knights
Templar of Kentucky

Lexington. KY. May 16, Is, 1911.
The Illinois Central will sell round
trip tickets to Lexington, KY, &C
count the above occasion at the rate
of SITS for the round-trip.
Dates Of sale. Maybe. II and Is,
1911.
Final limit. Tickets good return
ing to reach original starting point
not later than midnight of May 20,
1911.
T. l.. MORROW, Agent,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
lly9 ~!
TINE TABLE.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.

TRAINS GOlNG NOhTd.
No. 62-St. LOUIS Express. 9:51asm
No. 54-St. L. Fast Mail, 1923 D ahe
No. &C. & st. L. Linz, 5:25 q. m
No. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. $3.50 D. m.
No. 94.-Dixie Flyer. 6:1S p. m
No. 9O-Evansville-Ho pkinsville
Accommodation 4:20 p. m.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
No. 51-St. L. Express 5:35 D. m
No. 53-St. L. Fast Mail 5:S3 q. MI
No. sc. &N o. Linn. 11:56 D. m
No. 65-Hopkinsvlle Ac. 7:05 a. m,
No. 95.-Dixie Flyer, 9:28 ANT
No. Observation-Disclosures
Accommodation 9:l0 q. ~
No. 81 and 81 connect at St. Louis and othsx
points west.
No. 81 connects at Guthrie for Memphis lin
points as far south as Erin and TOR LouIsvi
Cincinnati and the East.
No. 50 and IS make direct conn at Gut
rie for Louisville, Cincinnati and all point
north and east thereof. No. So and IS also COZ
neet for Memphis and way points.
No. % runs through TO Chicago and viii nSt
carry passengers 10 point South Of EVAnsvllls.
Also carries through Sleepers to st. Louis.
No. % through sleepers TO Atlanta, Macon
Jsckson vile, St. Augustine an Tampa, Fla.
Also Pullman sleepers 70 New Orleans. Con.
nects at Guthrie for points East and West. N
% win not carry local passengers for potts North
Nashville Tenn.
]. c. HOOE. Agt.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08
LETTING HIM DOWN EASY.

Bradley-How'd you like the
poem | sent you the other day.
Editor-Good Unusually good !
Almost good enough to printl-Sae-
cess Magazine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08

AS powerful, invigorating tonic "Fa-
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the whole system and to the organs dis
tinctly feminine in particular. For over
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teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seam
stresses, "shop-girls," house-keepers, nurs-
ing mothers, and feeble women generally,
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
greatest earthly BOOM. being unequaled
as an appetizing cordial and restorative
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-04-08


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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
A Heartless Father.

Il need some help with my house
hold duties" announced a woman
when her husband came home the
other night.
What's the matter with our daugh-
teri" the husband wanted to know.
Our daughter? The idea! Why.
Jim, you know she's awfully delicate,
and she would die II she had to do
any household work. She has her
school, and"
And what? Her teachers report
shows that she isn't doing a bit OF
school work"
But she Is the star member OF her
basketball team, and you know she is
eager to take the prize at the gym
nasium contest. But that's just like
a man-wanting a delicate girl to en-
gage in rough. hard labor Be ashamed
OF yourself, Jim Jenkins! You have
no feeling"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
deaf" BEGGAR COULD HEAR
Incident That Struck Householder a.
Being Along Slightly Humor-
Gus lines.

Many funny things happen In a
nat during the course OF a few
months" said Milwaukee nat dwell
er, but one Of the best things ! ever
saw happened yesterday.
Il was suddenly reused from my
kmmber by three loud knocks On the
door. Jumping to my feet and into a
bathrobe. fastened to see what was
wanted. l opened the door in time
to see young fellow half way up the
fight to the next floor.
Hello, there!' yelled ut him.
He turned around, fastened back
and handed out a small envelope,
pointing to the inscription. glanced
at It, 1t was an appeal for aid be-
cause the applicant was deaf and
dumb.
Say, ! was mad enough to kick him
down stairs. Then the joke struck
me and | slammed the door in his face
and went back to bed laughing"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04

Telephone linemen have discovered
a new use for rats. F. H. Lawrence.
Of the engineering department OF the
Chicago Telephone company. is re-
sponsible for this description of how
rats are employed In placing cables:
"A rat Is loosed in a pipe through
which cable is to be placed Then
string is tied to a ferret. which pur-
sues the rat. carrying the string
through the pipe. On the small string
large one is attached, and on that
a still larger. until big wire cable
Is pulled through" Perhaps when all
the rats have been killed Off. to pre-
vent the possible spread OF the bu-
bonic plague. the trick will be turned
by the use of white mice.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
Willing to Support Proxy.

Albert Tiedemann. a freshman of
the University of Pennsylvania, was
called upon to vote for officers in a
recent gathering. Not being we'll &C
quainted with the nominees, he
thoughtfully hesitated before filing
out his ballot.
One OF the company left the room
with the explanation that he would
vote by proxy"
$50 will l." said Albert, and with
his pencil poised above his paper,
leaned over to q companion on his
right and asked:
Say, what's Proxys first name p
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
HAD BEEN SILENT SUFFERER
Subordinate Ohicer the Recipient Of
Hints Intended for His
Superior.

sea captains wife tells this story
OF maiden woman, sister OF one of
the owners Of the ship on which she
once made a long voyage. She had
very decided opinion on most matters.
and she and the captain had many
spirited arguments at the dinner table.
The captains wife, meek, submits
sive little soul, fearing that in the
heat of argument her husband might
say something to offend this august
passenger, was In the habit of kick.
ing him on the shins to hint at moder-
alton. Nevertheless, all these remind.
ers passed UNDECIDED.
One day she administered a more
vigorous kick than usual, and noticed
an expression OF pain fit across the
face Of the mate, who sat opposite
her.
"Oh, Mr. Brown, was that your
shin?' she asked.
Eyes, Mrs Blaikie," said the mate.
meekly. hits been my shin hall the
voyage. ma am."-Youth's Companion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
1.-THE Bard Of Odon."

Rev. George F. Culmer, the bard
of Odon," celebrated his eighty sixth
birthday yesterday. Rev. Mr.. Culmer
was born May %. 1925. in Kent. Eng
land, during the reign of George Fred
erick George IV). for whom he was
named. At the time of his birth John
Quincy Adams was president Of the
United States.
DR.. Culmer has been a minister for
many years In the Methodist Episco-
pal church until his advanced age
made 1t necessary for him to retire
He Is scholar and poet. Many Of
his poems have been published In mag
azines and newspapers.-W Washington
Correspondence Indianapolis News.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04

Football as a fatal amusem ent falls
into insigniflcance compared with AL
pine climbing. The Austrian and
German Alpine clubs have just pub
lished statistics showing that between
1901 and 1910 inclusive $50 Alpineists
lost their lives in the central Alps OF
Europe, an average of nearly 100 a
year. In 1909 there we're 144 climbers
killed and in 1910. 100. not including
20 persons who met their death while
picking edelweiss or this total Of 12S
fatalities. AZ were Germans. "a Aus
TRANS, 10 Swiss and English. Eight
were guides. The largest number OF
fatal accidents in the Alps took place
In the month OF August. 1t is esti-
mated that the army of Alpinists now
numbers 100000.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04

Efforts are being made by a Kansas
City snake fancier to have snakes In
stalled In houses to catch mice and
vermin. He says snakes are much
better than cats. We don't know
much about the ability OF snakes as
little helpers around the cellar. but
1t can at least be said for them that
they are not likely to disturb people
by wailing and screeching In back
yards at night
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
FARMING WITH DYNAMITE.

From an eloquent pamphlet issued
by an eastern railroad we learn Of
new and unsupported uses for dyna-
mite on the farm Besides its familiar
tasks OF extracting stumps. starting
log and ice jams and breaking up
ooulders. dynamite is Just the thing.
It seems. for digging bitches. telling
trees and excavsting cellars Blowing
a hole to set an apple tree is cheaper
than digging one and 1t kills bugs and
loosens the ground so that the tree
grows better besides. says the New
York World Dynamite charges set
on eight or ten feet apart to break
up subsoil restore fertility to worn
lands. n swamp has no outlet for
ditching you may. sometimes drain II
by boring q deep hole and blowing up
its hard pan bottom. The dynamite
left over may be used anywhere. The
crops dote on It Dynamite detona-
tons, the red nag Of warning and &C.
casional hired men sent skyward in
installments may seem inconsistent
with the idyllic calm of rural pursuits.
but II is too late 10 complain. The
farmer already threshes and saws
wood with his automobile motor. vac
cinates the soil for fertility, lures the
cream out of fresh milk by centripe-
tai force, educates butter with chem
ical germs. parries staid and respect
able fruits to produce strange mon
grels. fights insects with master in
sects, frost with smoke blankets and
chemist. physicist, mechanic, physi.
clan,
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04
Dress.

II man prefers the kind OF clothes
he can jump into and wears another
only under compulsion;
While woman prefers such
clothes as she cannot put on without
toll and trouble and the expenditure
Of time, and will, unless under COM
pulsion, wear nothing else;
Then what Of permanent equality
10 1t going to avail for the law to
call the sexes back to the tape and
start them all over again Puck.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04

Those German dirigibles persist In
coming to ignominious ends. There is
at least dramatic completeness
about the crash of the falling aero
plane which is utterly lacking in the
implement of an unwieldy balloon in
. tree top. At that the passengers
on the dirigibles are more likely to
escape with their lives.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-08-04

The kaiser is a great reader, and
while he tries to keep himself
abreast OF current events, his favo-
rite book is the Bible, says the Lon
don Chronicle. A we'll thumbed and
marked copy is always by his bed
side. When Mr. Roosevelt. visited
Berlin last year. the kaiser made him
a present of number of books.
About half Of them referred to theol-
ogy and the others to military SUBJ
1ects. These two classes indicate
the kaiser's own preferences.