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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30

As the result of fortunate merger
the University Of Cincinnati is now, in
possession of a progressive and thriv-
ING medical school. Before the union
the city endeavored to support two col
leges of medicine, the one a struggling
appendage of a great university. the
other an institution with a brilliant
mast but without much of future
The one willingly gave to it's offspring
the prestige that comes from high
class university connections: the other
gladly yielded it's traditions and its
record. The consequence is college
which has both reputation and
strength and which can justly COM
mand the undivided support and SYM
pathy OF Cincinnati. The amalgama-
ton should be particularly pleasing to
the officials Of the Carnegie Founda-
ton for the Advancement of Teaching,
because it is in thorough accord with
their theories as to the proper policy
to be followed in regard to medical
schools.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
TOWNS.

The Committee on Towns will give a
public hearing in room q at the State
House. Augusta,
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY :. p. NJ.
No. 81. On an Act to incorporate the
town of Stockholm, Aroostook county.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY S, 3 p. NJ
No 10. On an Act to divide the town of
Brlstoi and incorporate the town of
South Bristol.
ARTHUR WILKINS, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
CLAIMS.

The Committee on Claims will give a
public hearing in the Taxation Commit
tees rooms at the State House,
WEDNESDAY, FEB. Sth, at A p. NJ.
No. ]. Resolve in favor OF the town of
oxford.
No. .. Resolve in favor of the town Of
Phippsburg to correct error i'm apportion-
ment of School and Mill Fund
No, 3. Resolve in favor of Arlington
j. Day of Wesley, Me.
Ne. 4. Resolve in favor of the town OF
Porter. .-,-.--.--
No s. Resolve in favor OF stockholm
Plantation. -
No q. Resolve IN favor Of the town of
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
RAILROADS AND EXPRESSES.

The Committee on Railroads and Ey-
presses will give public hearing in its
room, number 1l3. at the State House in
Augusta,
TUESDAY, JANUARY 81, p NJ
NO. l. On an Act to extend the charter
of the Bridgton Street Railway.
No. ?. On an Act referred By the last
Legislature, relating to tenders on street
cars.
WILLIAM J. SKEHAN, sec'v.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
COUNTIES.

The Committee on Counties will give
pubic hearings at its room No. y, State
House, as follows:
THURSDAY, FEB. ., p. NJ.
on setting off Isle au Haute from
HANCOCK County and annexing the same
to Knox.
on setting off Stonington from Han
cock County and anneXing the same to
Knox.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
EMPERANCE.

The Committee on Temperance will
give a hearing in Representatives. Hall on
We'd, Feb. l, at O'Clock P. NJ on the
following: An Act favoring Resubn.is-
sion. An Act to repeal the Sturgis Law
An Act to abolish the State Liquor
Agency
EUGENE V. ALLEN, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
LOSING HIS GRIP.
Ballot Reform May Be Crucial Test OF
Pattaneall's Leadership.

Pattansal is osing his grin. The
vote uEon the memorial to Congress
fer an extra session to revise the tariff
in TIE House Friday showed that con-
clusively. When The test vote came
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
FEDERAL RELATIONS.

The Committee on Federal Relations
will meet in room 81 Tuesday. Feb. : at
! O'Clock r. NJ, to act on resolutions rel
atiVe to increase Of territory by conquest
NJ / n0W S,nl.,At
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30

Manuel II, the eXiled King OF
Portugal. is now living with the Queen
Mother Amelie at Wood Norton, Ia
vorsham, Eng, where he was obliged
to accept the hospitality of the Duke
Of Orleans. He reached there last De-
tober from Gibraltar. where he had
been obliged to seek British protection
after being driven out of Portugal
Since his arrival in England there
have been many reports of the poverty
stricken condition of the former SOW
ereign, whose debts in Portugal alone
are estimated at more than 100000
Concerning the property in Portugal
owned personally by Manuel and 9TH
crs Of the royal family a decree is
sued few months ago promised that
Il settlement would be made as soon as
possible and the legal rights Of the
eXiled royal family would b" respect
ed.
Recent dispatches from Lisbon said
that the British government had in
tervencd successfully with Portugal on
behalf of the depleted purse of the de-
posed King. Recent advices from the
foreign office at London set forth that
the cxiled monarch was possessed or
means but insufficient for his personal
need.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
Allowed Deposed King
Manuel by Portugal,
He Is Now in England, the
Guest Of Duke Of Orleans.
Portugal Reaches Decision Through
"Suggestlon" Of England.

Lisbon, Jan. 29.-The Diario De
Noticias announced that the govern
ment has decided to pay n monthly
pension of $4,000 to the deposed King
Manuel. 4 check for the months OF
October, November and December have
already been sent to the former ruler
of Portugal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
MERCANTILE AFFAIRS AND IN.
SURANCE.

The Committee on Mercantile Affairs
ana Insurance win give u public hear
ing at Room lli at the State House. .Au-
SuSta
THURSDAY, FEB. :, 1911. at > =. NJ.
No. |. on an Act To allow gasoline en-
gines to he nsed in farm buildings.
No. >. On an Act to require fire insur-
gasoline engines to be placed in barns or
other buildings for the purpose OF thresh-
ing grain.
No. 3. On an Act 10 extend the Char
Ter of the Sycamore Insurance Company
e. l.. CRONIN, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30

No. :. Resolve in favor of Cary Plan
tation
No; y Resolve in favor of the town of
taStiuc.
JOHN p. KELLEY, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
LEGISLATIVE NOTICES.
COMMITTEE NOTICES.
EDUCATION.

EDUCATION.
The committee on Education will meet
each Thursday at p NJ. In Room W
EUGENE V. ALLEN. Sec'y.
SCHOOL FOR FEEBLE MINDED.
The Committee on School for Feeble
Minded meets on each Wednesday at 4
]. P. TUCKER. see'y.
INTERIOR WATERS.
Until further notice the Committee on
Interior Waters will be in session IN
Room 8 at the state House Augusta, on
Tuesdays at 40 O'Clock p. NJ.
HARRY STETSON, Sec'y.
TAXATION.
The Committee on Taxation will meet
each Tuesday at O'Clock p. NJ. in Room
So at the State House in Augusta;
HARRY STETSON, Sec'y.
TOWNS.
The Committee on Towns will meet at
Room No. 81. at p. NJ. Tuesday of each
week until further notice,
ARTHUR WILKINS, Sec'y.
LABOR. 49,.
Until further notice the Committee on
Labor will meet each Wednesday at )
j.. NJ. in room IS Labor Department. al
the State House.
II. A. DEscoTEAUX, sec'y.
PENSIONS.
The Committee on Pensions will meet
each Wednesday at 4.3o P. NJ. Pension
EDWARD W. MURPHY. sec'y.
INSANE HOSPITALS.
The Committee on Insane Hospitals
will be in session every Thursday at
J.. NJ, Agriculture room IS.
W. G. HODGKINS, Sec'y.
COUNTY ESTIMATES.
The Committee on County Estimates
at $50 p. NJ. on Wednesday, of each week.
c. II. MERRlFIELD, Sec'y.
STATE LANDS AND STATE
ROADS.
Until further notice the Committee on
State Lands and State Roads Will be In
session in the Highway Commissioners
Ofiee at the State House. Augusta. on
Thursdays of each week at 80 O'Clock
W. J. sKEHAN, sec'y
RAILROADS AND EXPRESSES.
Until further notice the Committee on
Railroads and Expresses will hold regu-
lar session in the Railroad Commission
ers' Office on Tuesdays of each week at
49," W. J. sKEHAN. see'y.
BANKS AND BANKING.
Until further notice the Committee on
Banks and Banking will hold regular
sessions in room rs at the state House in
Augusta. "Wednesday al =. NJ
H. NJ. MOULTON. Chairman
GEO. T. HODCsMAN, Sec'y.
Until further notice the Committee on
Library will hold regular sessions in
room a at the state House in Augusta.
every Tuesday at =. NJ.
HENRY HARRINGTON. Chairman.
T. A. McALLISTER. Sec'y.
STATE SCHOOL FOR BOYS.
Until further notice the Committee
on state School for Boys will hold regu-
lar sessions In room IS at the State House
in Augusta.
j. G. HARTMAN. Secy. and Clerk.
MERCANTILE AFFAIRS AND IN
SURANCE.
Until further notice the Committee on
Mercantile Affairs and Insurance will
hold regular sessions in room 10 at thes
State House in Augusta. p VI. every I
Thursday.
c. f. CRONIN, Seey.
AGRICULTURE.
The Committee on Agriculture will
meet in the rooms of Commissioners of
Agriculture. Wednesdays at > O'Clock T.
NJ, at the State House, Augusta, until
further notice.
~ f. w HILL, Chairman.
u. J. LIBBY, Sec'y.
PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND
GROUNDS. 4
ha
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND
GROUNDS,

Until further notice the Committee on
Public Buildings and Grounds will hold
regular sessions in room % at the State
House in Augusta, every Wednesday at
-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30

The committee on Education will mee'
each Thursday at p. NJ. in Room IS
EUGENE V. ALLEN. Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30

Until further notice the Committee on
State Lands and State Roads will be In
session in the Highway Commissioners
Office at the State House, Augusta. on
Thursdays of each week at $50 o'clock
r N
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-30
WAYS AND BRIDGES.

The Committee on Ways and Bridges
meets each Thursday, in Room ), at
IOHN 7 LAMRY. seq.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

Editor Times:-
I notice Mr.. Roys, candidate oil
the Royal Arch and special In
terests for commissioner of pub
lie safety is putting into circula-
ton a dodger.
"Fawcett Says, and then quot
ing an interview in Daily News OF
April IS, 1910.
/ acknowledge l was largely re-
sponsible for the election of Mr.
Roys one year ago, because l be-
lieved then he was honest. Hav-
ing great confidence in humanity
l admit 1 have been fooled q
lgreat many times and / acknowl'
edge now that I very soon learned
after taking my seat as mayor
that had been mistaken in Mr.
Roys.
He never once did single act
that would benefit the people
He fought hard against the PEG,
Iple in the interest of the street
railway company; he fought
hard against the people for the
waterfront monopoly corporations
controlling the docks; he fought
against the people getting 8 In
stead of per cent on receipts Of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
Editorial Page Of Che Cacoma Cimes s ID:
Roys or Decency?

o a wide-open town, L. W. Roys
commissioner of public safety next
the home OF dis
direct the
running against
and incidentally, a with idea OF
carrying
scatterings of restricted
the tipoe expectancy
gathers beary hopes held
for will win out.
concerned there split
reign of decency, Roys
wi contempt the slogan.
school which pandered to
His commissioner showed it. His famous
God" will break the defiance is fresh In
the of everybody who has lived in Tacoma for length
Roys
issue s a wideopen a
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

corporations; he fought hard
against the people on the anti
treating ordinance, in fact l defy
any man, woman or child to show
where Roys has done a single
thing in the interest of humanity
or the people of Tacoma.
Therefore l ask my friends not
to cast q single vote for him in
the next election. ~
The anti-treating law was made
a law by a large majority of the
voters. 1t was enforced up to the
time Seymour was elected and
while enforced it was doing more
real good than anything that has
ever come UP for the regulation
of the liquor business. A con-
ductor on the Point Defiance line
says while it was enforced he sci.
dom ever carried drunken man
but now since 1t is not enforced
he carries from three to dozen
drunken men a day. -
I ask every one In favor of the
anti-treating law to vote for Pet.
tit. Freeland and Lawson. They
will enforce 1t. sase
Yours truly, -
W EAWCEvrT
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
iEsss.@zMMsI~MMHNMe

The fascination wild animals is well known by
big 1t is not generally
inteested
in bright objects small fish understand this weakness
to the atten
other fish that make good tb for
found the Indian ocean at depth
mile inches in length, not countng
the fish, At the
bulb that
wormk objects coled in sharp relief
attract the
greedy the hapess victim
sometimes twice the length of its
extended and dated to
fish
brilliantly conspicuous with scarlet and other bright coos
element attract extra atten
coral bed tropical seaweed
to becom mosti
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
COME NOW, LET'S SMILE AWHILE
OUR DAILY BIkTH-
DAY PARTY.

Australia made It possible for
us to invite one of the leading
lights from beyond the footlights
to our birthday party today. Hill
da Spong confesses to So sum-
mers tomorrow really, but she Is
willing that the party be held
this evening. Hilda used to be
Frances, but Hilda sounds ever
so much better she thinks. A
right pleasant birthday guest she
is, but not in st. Paul-Hilda
hasn't forgotten how st. Paulians
failed to appreciate her play. "A
Man and His Mate"-for which
she elected them all to her
"brainless idiots club"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

"A professor says" announced
Mrs. Wicklebridge pausing in her
perusal of the evening paper,
that baseball is good for wom-
en-
IA professor says eh?" NUT
tered her husband 81 suppose
that makes 1t something priceless
and profound; something to treas
ure up and swear by. Probably
he has noted woman's wonderful
mastery of inside beanbag and
thinks therefore she is ripe to
move up into the major leagues"
HE doesn't go so far as to say
that" corrected Mrs. w. "He
merely pronounces the exercise
beneficial to them. I wonder ii
you could go into the back yard
and show me how to catch
ball?"
"What I wonder is, how you'd
catch 1t after I showed you," re-
sponded her lord and sometimes
master. Society item: Mrs
Wicklebridge Has New Paddock
Lot Baseball Beautifully Bur-
lesqued-Guffawing Gallery gazes
Ecstatically of Evenings When
She Exercises"
"Oh, IL 1 am to provoke moth.
ing but derision when playing
with you," pouted his wife, 90
will take care to seek comrades
from among my own SEX"
Eyes, l suppose you will" re.
piled he. Headlines: 'Buxon
Bellies Break Into Baseball
Middle-aged Matrons Make Debut
on the Dewy Diamond-Mrs
Wicklebridge AS Captivating Cap
tain of the Witching Wonders
"It seems to me I could be
come quite proficient" went or
Mrs. Wicklebridge. 81 would love
best of all to be the one thai
casts or losses the BALTIC the
other side"
"Sure you would" he admitted
GAS a pitcheress you'd arrive. ne
doubt, and so would your Water
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
The TACOMA MARKET

hundred; Olympia oysters, 800 Of;
shrimps, 12Mc@25c; crabs. s1.500
zoo doz.; perch, loo.
Q Hay, Feed and Grain
Prices in Tacoma.
sack: wheat. s2i5 sack; oats, S1.ss
sack 100 lbs; hay, timothy. s24 ton:
alfalfa, SIT ton: corn. $3.50 sack.
WHOLESALE PRICES
Livestock.
Cows. 4hc; steer beef, 6A @6iao:
wethers. Az 04%c: lambs. 5h a So;
ewes, 6Q4hc; hogs. 10Q11c; heif-
ers, 4%c
Poultry
Turkeys. 2s@25c; ducks, live,
12c; hens, live, lie: springs, "a
922e; squads live. s2.6o@s doA;
Vegetables.
Artichokes, Il doz.: beans. wax. 30
h.; green, SO h.; bell peppers, zoe;
Chilli peppers. 12c: tomatoes. S2.25@
$50 crate; cucumber., hothouse.
$1.50 doz. carrots. 20c dog. punches.
IL sack; beets, 400 doz.. e1.75 sack;
10; radishes. 500 doz.; rutabagas,
31.25 sack; parsley. $50 doz.; lettuce
$t.50 per crate; spinach, 30 lbs
sprouts. Sc; green onions. zoo dog.
Butter ana EGgs.
BUTTER-Washing 25c.
EGGs--washington ranch, cans
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
THE WORLDS BEST
LIMERICK REVIVED.

Cleopatra, who thought they ma
ligned her.
Resolved to reform and be
kinder;
eff, when pettish," she said.
81 should knock off your head.
Won't you give me some gentle
reminder"
1t is taking 500 ermine skins
and $50 tails to make the train
Of King Georges coronation robe.
A Pullman porter would prosper
on a train like that.
Two fur-fetched jokes, you
might say.
Quick, Martha, the ak.
Uneasy lies a head that wears
a crown-or a presidents plug
hat, for that matter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
When Times are Dull

Mr. T. Dewitt Cuye the PENNSYLVANIA R. r.
motor
In through a France remarks:
fear Ihavet at to be dull
for But there is nothing to worry about
And
better position than
q today"
about" If times dull! Probably
his kind. II comes to
worst Italy rest again in Egypt But
United States aside
thought
Of Inconvenience. not to
say 10 things brisk
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
TODAY IN HISTORY

May 10, 1861, just SO years ago
today, William Tecumseh Sher-
man, president of the 9Th street
railroad, st. Louis, was called to
Washington to be colonel of the
18th regular infantry. If anyone
then thought 13 was an unlucky
number it was not Sherman, for he
came out of the war a major-gen-
eral and one of the most hated
men in Georgia. Picking Sherman
for a colonel, however, was not
really choosing in the dark, for he
had been captain in the regular
army some time before, resigning
to go into business in Wall street,
New York.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

loo. Headlines in the pink edi-
ton 'Yanked Off the Mound in
the Third-Mrs. Wicklebridge,
the Harem Skirt HEAVIER, Wins a
Long Overdue Walloping-Back
to the Old Ladies' Home for Hat
tie
But just then Mrs. w. found
something in the paper about
fancy work and her thoughts
quickly fled from batting for
bases to Battenburg 1aces.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
NOT DEAD YET

Little Clara, aged three, was al
Ways asking for dried apples. Her
mother, fearing this diet might
lead to harm, told her Of boy
who had eaten dried apples which
|swelled In his stomach and caused
his death. Clara was much i'm
pressed, but the temptation was
strong. and one day, when she
had been absent for a time, the
piping voice came triumphantly
from the room where the string OF
apples hung: "Muvver, I amt
dead yet. "-Lippincott's.-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

The world waggng 5000 that we
ss
the ss.s ss. asa sas
a Of co %af Is the oTe that
that that bad enough to forfeit Mothers
rageous commit will the love Mother be
s s . this We
to publicly the love
ass but
the al but @ We %
apart for the glory Of mother love
a as es s %a ss r Of
II she
@ hs BE has the last
i And In o2 ba s aas are eGns T the
hat Oh I angel mother. "-ABRA-
"a kiss from my mother made a painter."-BENJAMIN
w. e %R ta5 rocks the
From From .s the ,i psssr es s1%ss honor;
"a mother life"-s T. coLER-
ss 5, d
.God could not be everywhere therefore
zone tear of mother shall blot out complaints
IA mother is STILL hottest thing alve"s T.
ECOLERIDGE
mother of the sweetest sights life shows
us?"-THACKERAY
mott love- s Gods love the highest"
only motherhood all life begins and ends
fhere"-BROWNING.
Tho ran to
would pretty story tell,
Or make it well,
My Mother
..Youth fades love droops; the friendship
moth hope outives them ALL
the angels whispering one another
Car find a burning terms of love,
Nones a that OF Mother
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
THE TIMES g1A CIRCLE

contest next week will be about dogs Write
Intelligent
dog? It axes difference Uncle Bob
will give 81 90 for the best dog
prize will be book, and
a picture of dog send 1t
interesting, picture
be
WATCH FOR THE TIMES CIRCLE MONDAY.
the photographs OF his
nephew until Monday The prizes
also patient until
evening nd thens win Bob has to
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
THAT BOY!

The mother heard a great COM
motion, as of cyclones mixed up
with battering-rams, and she hur-
ried upstairs to discover what was
the matter. There she found Tom
mic sitting in the middle of the
floor with a broad smile on his
face.
"Oh, Mamma" said he, delight
eddy, "I've locked Grandpa and
Uncle George in the cupboard, and
when they get little angrier I am
going to play Daniel in the lions
den. "-Lippincott's.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
UP AGAINST 1T

"In the days of the ancient
DRAMA" said the pedantio person,
performances were given in the
open air."
What encouragement that
must have BEEN" replied Miss
Cayenne, ito the man who insists
on going out of the theater to get
"a breath Of fresh airI"-Washing-
ton Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
HOW dOM
When I see Lucy's fluffy puffs
Why do / always think

When L see Lucy's Hurry pu1IS
Why do 1 always think
OF a shiny cue of ebOn hue
That one time graced a Chink?
A jamestown, N. Y, man killed
himself because his wife refused
to live on farm. Probably he'd
never lived on farm.
My wife kept the cash in her
Half way tween the knee and
stocking,
the ank-
LIE, till a thread broke; how
shocking!
Then there was "run" on the
bank.
Why is It the restaurant man
can see when you haven't the
bill-of-fare, but Is blind when
your butter plates empty?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
WHERE THE DAMAGES GO

SMITH want to sue Jones fol
damages for being run down by
his motor car, but I'm afraid he
has no money.
Lawyer-Oh, that's all right.
can use his car.-Puck.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

WHERE IGNORANCE Is BLISS
HE said he could teach me to
swim in three lessons"
"Are you going to let him?"
81 should say not! Most of my
summer-vacation fun is learning
to swim. Detroit Free Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
BY MAIL

"I wish Fritz would write his
figures palmer. 1 can't possibly
tell from his letter whether 1t is
one thousand or ten thousand
kisses that he sends me-
Fliegende B1aetter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
In the Editors Mail

Everybody in Pierce county reads this column Short
general interest without
malice, will printed Write about anything
body you have malice motive. Many
printed because they long, Keep em
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
THE EASIEST WAY

"They tell me that Burns eloped
with an old flame"
Eyes, that's what he did"
well, that surely Is hot onel
How did he do it,"
1.-THE natural way-down the
Ifire escape. Judge.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
THE REAL REASON

The man who sells you gold
bricks doesn't do 1t because he's
so smart, but because you're such
a fool.-New York Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
THE WHOLE MACHINE

1t took that racing motor car
twenty minutes to pass this
house."
impossible"
"Fact! / could hear 1t ten min
utes before 1t got here and I could
smell it ten minutes after 1t pass
ed Toledo Blade.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13

AMBITION.
"Woudn't you like to have de
gift of speech like some of desc
great orators?"
"Say Pete, / allus wisht l wuz
one of dem after-dinner speak
ers."