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Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
A Matter Of Size.
What

Wife, want a cap, please, for my
husband.
Shopkeeper-Yes madam What
size does he wear?
Wife-Well, l really forget His col
lars are size sixteen, though l expect
he'd want about size eighteen or TWEEN
ty for cap, wouldn't he?
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
The Tragedy That Wasn't.

He raised the shining knife; his
face was dark. The woman before
him shrank back a step. The knife
fell, plunged into the flesh, again, and
once again.
Then the woman spoke thickly:
"Three's plenty; they're such big
chops. fudge.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
Fisher Is Sworn In

Observation-Disclosures L. Fisher Of
Chicago took the oath of Office Mon
day as the successor of Richard A. Bal
linger, secretary of the interior il
the cabinet of President Taft.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

WHEN RUBBERS BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes PINCH Aliens Foot Ease the Anti
septic powder to be shaken into the Shoes justthe
thing to use. Try it for Breaking in New Shoes.
Sold every whore, 25c. Sample FREE Address A. S.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
Severe Critics.

ALICE like Tom immensely, and
he's very much the gentleman, but
he does like to talk about himself.
Grace-Yes, dear, your knight hath
g thousand I's.-Puck
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

A woman can straighten up man s
desk in five minutes so effectually
that he won't be able to find anything
he wants in five hours
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

TIE Kidneys. Do so
with DOan's Kidney
Pills.
Mrs. Rosa Vein
mann, 1927 Green
wood Terrace, Chi
cago, ILL.,, says: so
intense were the
rheumatic pains in
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

- You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.
You think you are catching cold Don't
wait until you know it. Take a dose of
Hamllns Wizard Oil and you just can't
catch cold.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
WEAK BACKS MADE STRONG.

baekache in most cases is kidney
s'he. and usually accompanied by ir-
feguiarlties Of the urine. To remove
the pain and weakness. YOU must crre
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
ste family laxative.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
The Discoverer.

OF faults a seeker he would be.
OF recompense he found dearth,
Save in the truthful claim that he
Had picked the easiest job on earth.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That Is LAXATIVE RROMO QUININE. Look fol
the signature Of E: w. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

Garfield Tea is Natures laxative and
blood purifier; it overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

by adversely probably would have it
brought to him by prosperity.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

listening to one side of spoony tele-
phone conversation.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

Each penny saved means one less
bang OF foreboding.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

All druggists sell the famous Herb rem
edy, Garfield Tea. 1t corrects constipation.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

No doubt the mind cure is all right
If you have the mind to begin with.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

A man likes to repeat the smart
things his children say, because he
imagines 1t Is hereditary.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

In the Spring cleanse the system an
purify the blood by the use of Garfield Tea
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

Do You Use Eye SaIveY
Apply only from Aseptio Tubes to
Prevent Infection. Murine Eye Salve In
Tubes-New Size 25c Murine Eye LID
u1d 25c-50c- Eye Books in each Pkg.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
All Depends.

All Depends.
Want a good anecdote about a
statesman?"
Was he re-elected?"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
Domestic Amenities

Domestic Amenities.
Father think the baby looks like
you.
Mother-Tes, it shuts it's eyes to an
awful lot.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
Hoods Sarsaparilla

1t purihes and enriches the blood, cures
eruptions, builds up the system.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17

Loud apparel naturally proclaims
the man
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-03-17
Spring Medicine

There IL no other season when medi-.
cine is so much needed as in the spring
The blood is impure and impoverished "a
condition indicated by pimples, bols and
other eruptions on the face and body, bv
deficient vitality. loss of appetite, lack Of
strength.
The best spring medicine, according to
the experience and testimony of thou
sands Annually ia
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30

Atlantic City, June 30:-The
twenty-ffth anniversary of the found
ing of the Young Peoples Society Of
Christian Endeavor will be celebrat-
ed here July 6 to IL, inclusive, by
the holding of an immense interna-
tional convention. President Taft
will address the gathering. On the
opening day the Rev, DR.. Francis h.
Clark, founder of the great move
ment, will deliver his presidents
message and Treasurer Lathrop and
Secretary Shaw their reports of the
workings of the monster organiza-
ton for the preceding twelvemonth.
Among the other notable men and
women on the platform, most OF
whom will speak during the onven
ton, will be Hon. Champ Clark,
speaker of the house Of representa-
tives; former Vice President Charles
w. Fairbanks, Judge Ben B. Lindsey,
of Denver; DR.. Charles NJ. Sheldon,
of Kansas; Principal Booker T..
Washington, of Tuskegee institute,
and Commander Eva Booth, of the
Salvation Army.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30

Young GirI-Wishes place to wash
dishes or mind baby. 1874 y! Sec
ond st. 6-29-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30

to the easterly line of Fulton street
or the point or place of beginning.
FIFTH TRACT
Beginning at a point in the easterly
line of Fulton street at the southwest
corner of a lot of land belonging to
Bryan Dunn, SAT- point being distant
ninety feet from the northwest corner
of land of Ephriam Cutter; thence
Bryan Dunn eighty C80) feet to the
line of the Perth Amboy and Wood
bridge Railroad; thence sOutherly
along line of Perth Amboy and Wood
bridge Railroad, one hundred and
fourteen t114) feet to the lands of
Franklin Moore; thence westerly
along the said lands eighty $50 feet
along the easterly line of Fulton
street, one hundred and sixteen G16)
feet more or less to the place of be-
of Bryan Dunn, westerly by Fulton
street, southerly by lands of Franklin
Moore and easterly by the the Perth
Amboy and Woodbridge Railroad.
SIXTH TRACT
Beginning at a point on the westerly
side of Fulton street, It being the
southwest corner of lands of Patrick
Summers; thence along said lands of
feet to the lands of George w. Rudy;
southerly along the last men
toned land forty (4O) feet to a stake
on the northwest corner of lands of
AhA 49, ~ So luis NAlt
lands of Mary Nider n hundred GOO)
feet to a stake on the westerly line
of Fulton street; and thence northerly
along the westerly line of Fulton
street, forty C4O) feet TO the place Of
beginning. Containing foul thousand
(40OO) square feet be the same more or
SEVENTH TRACT
Beginning at the center of Fulton
street, running easterly twenty GOD
feet to a stake planted on the line of
lot of land belonging to N, P. Seeberg;
being the northwest corner of said lot
of land; thence, running easterly along
said Seeberg line eighty (S0) feet to
line of Perth Amboy and Woodbridge
Railroad; thence southerly along said
railroad fifty 600 feet to a stake;
thence westerly eighty (S0) feet to
Fulton street; thence westerly twenty
COO feet to the center Of Fulton
street; thence northerly fifty 500
feet to the place of beginning. Con-
tanning four thousand 10000 square
feet more or less. Bounded north by
Seeberg land. east by Perth Amboy
and Woodbrfdge Railroad, and west BY
Fulton street, and south by William
Inslee lands.
EIGHTH TRACT
Beginning on the easterly side of
Fulton street at the southwest corner
of lands of party of the first part;
thence easterly along said lands
eighty $50 feet to Perth Amboy and
Woodbridge Railroad; thence sOuther-
ly along the westerly line Of the rail-
road, forty (4O) feet to a stake; thence
westerly and parallel with first course,
eighty (S0) feet to Fulton street, and
thence n~ortherly with the easterly fine
of said street, forty (40) feet to be-
ginning. Bounded westerly by Fulton
street, northerly by Seeberg lands, east
erly by railroad, and southerIy by
Ephriam Cutter lands.
ELIZABETH NIKELSkY,
Administrative.
CHAS. T. COWENHOVEN,
Proctor for administTatrlX.
$63.05. 22206 6-23 st Dew
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
INSTRUCTION

TutOring-Al1 subjects. J. Leslie
Crowell, 276 Maple st.
22352-6-29-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
Not a Good Clubman,

A very undesirable clubman, If Abra-
ham Hayward is to be trusted, was
Bishop Samuel Wherefore. Hayward
once wrote to Edmund Yates about the
bishop that 'the committee Of the
Athenaeum was frequently obliged to
write to him about his selfish irregu-
l~arities. He lodged In Pail Mall and
lived at the club. After breakfast it
was his custom to sit upon two news
papers while reading a third or to re-
tire with a whole bundle" The type
still survives in less exalted quarters.
London Chronicle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
Ten Words or Less en- Cents
The Craving for
Drink DESTROYED.

No more terrible afllction can come to any
home than the craving for strong drink of hus-
band and father. Weappea1 to wives, mothers
and sisters to save the husband and father or
the brother with Orrine, a scientific treatment
ORR1NE Is prepared In two forms, No. 1,
secret treatment, powuer, absolutely ~tastefess
and ordorless, given secretly In food or drink.
ORR1NE No. Z, in pill form, is for those who
desire to take voluntary treatment. ORRINE
costs only 100 a box, Write for Free Orrine
Booklet mailed in plain sealed envelope) to
ORRINE CO., Orrlne Building, Washing
ton, D. c. oRRINE is recommended and is for
sale in this city by.
Barnekov 8 PETE, 835 State street,
and Geo. w. Jaques, South Amboy,
N
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
HELP WANTED-FEMALE,


HELP WANTED-FEMALE.
Wanted-Young girl for general
homework. Call at Thaler's 317
Smith st. 223Q9-6-30-2t
Wanted-Young girl to answer tele-
phone in office. State salary re-
quired. P. o. Box 283.
22401-6-30-tf
Wanted-A lady canvasser to sell
spices and extracts on Staten Is
land. Address Box ], care News Of
fee. 222378-6-29-3t
Wanted-Girl or woman for general
house work. Address D, care News.
22322 6-28 st
Wanted-A good girl. Inquire $50
State St. 22324 6-28 At
Girl Wanted-For general house,
work. No washing. Apply 45
Gordon st. 22280-6-27-tf
Wanted-Competent girl to cook and
assist with washing and ironing.
229 High ST. 22258-6-27-tf
Wanted-An English speaking girl
for general homework in small
family. Must be able to do plain
cooking and good laundry work.
Wages $16-$20, according to ability.
Mrs. j. F. Hammond, 100 Blooming
dale Road, Pleasant Plains, s. l.
001 54-e-09-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
SITUATION WANTs-FEMALE

Woman-Would Ike to go out by
day, or will take washing home.
A. Belle Younge, 1874 s. Second st.
-. 6-29-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
MISCELLANEOUS.
sTORAdE

STORAGE WAREHOUSE.
Storage Warehouse Best facilities,
clean, airy, locked rooms for furni-
ture and pianos. $500 up. Albert
Leon. 1874 Smith street. 57S-8-1-tf
Advertisers--The great State Of North
Dakota offers unlimited opportunities
for business to classified advertisers.
The recognized advertising medium is
the Fargo Daily and Sunday Courier
News, the only seven day paper in the
state and the paper which carries the
largest amount of classified advertising.
The Courier-News covers North Dako-
ia like a blanket; reaching all parts of
the state the day Of publication; it is
the paper to use In order to get results;
rates one cent per word first insertion,
one-half cent per word succeeding In
s%ertion; fifty cents per line per month.
Address The Courier-News, Fargo, n.
d. b-6-tf
Headquarters for Edison-And Victor
machines and records; the only place
you can gel q complete selection OF
popular as well as operate records.
Machines sold on easy terms. Zellman's
Music House, JOB Smith st.
80 -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
MAILS CLOSE DAILY.

OFFICE HOURS.
am. Close. 100 pm.
Money Order Del artment opens at
$3.50 a. M; closes at 500 p. IN.
Registry Department opens 700 a.
m. and closes 500 p. m
Carriers window pen evenings from
500 to 700 p. m Sundays 300 to
1000 a. m.
stamp window opens 700 a. M;
closes at 700 p. M, daily. Sundays.
$500 to / 600 a. IA.
Public corridor open until 900 p. m
GEO. H. TICE. Postmaster.
Discovery of Iron.
Teacher--Johnny, can you tell me
how iron was first discovered?
Johnny-Yes, sir.
well, just tell the class what your
information is on that point"
Il heard pa say yesterday that they
smelt tt."-Spare Moments.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
ADMINISTRATORS Sale
of Rial Estate

BY virtue of an order of the Orphans
Court of the County of Middlesex, made
pm the fifteenth day of June, nineteen
hundred and eleven, the subscriber,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
TIME OF HIGH WATER.

Read the classified advertisements
for news of interest to all.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30

Wanted-Young girl for general
homework. Call at Thaler's 317
Smith st. 223Q9-6-30-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
LOST.

To Let-40 #. cabin boat for fish
ing or pleasure parties. $1,000
a day. Week days only. Fred Ro-
natter, Rossville, s. l.
22096-6-21-12t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-06-30
ONE CENT WORD
ZOE THE PHOTOGRAPHER.

Films developed: Six exposures, Toe.
Prints, sMx3A, Be; 2hx41A, 3hx3A,
8Ax4A 4ej 8Ax51s, 4x5, postals, &c.
each.
James L. Braidwood, 273 High St.,
Perth Amboy, N. ]. Sole agents for
John N. Lehrs, Woodbridge, N. j.,
high-grade printing, developing and en-
larging for amateur photographers.
1p66O-3-25-1yr.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12
TWO THOUSAND REBELS
THREATEN CHIHUAHUA
AN ARMED FORCE MARC HING
FROM SOUTH CAUSES
ALARM.
Presence of Fifteen Hundred Sol
dicrs Did Not Prevent Band
from Looting All the
stores in City.
Associated Press Special

Associated Press Special.
chihuahua City May 10. via Ell
Paco, May 1.-Two thousand in
surrectos are reported to be march
ing on Chihuahua from the south.
The city has been isolated for weeks
This morning an armed mob loot
ed all the stores. in the number De
Dios, one of the big establishments
in a Chihuahua suburb, and despite
the presence of fifteen hundred fed
eral soldiers in the nearby barracks
the hooters made their escape.
In Guadalupe Y CalrOws, August
Beckman, Of Luckenbach, Texas,
while trying to escape from the reb-
els. was pulled from his horse and
ordered executed but escaped with
two wounds
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12
|NSURRECTOS MARCHED
DESTINATION UNKNOWN
TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY LEFT
Juf4,EX CITY LAST
NIGHT
cral Rabago, Who Is at the
Head of Considerable
Force of Fedcrals,
Associated Press Special

Associated Press SPECIAL.
Juarez, Mex, May IL Two hun
dred and fifty insurrectos marched
out OF Juarez last night their desu-
nation being unknown except 70
General Madero and the Officers in
charge of the detachment Coniec-
ture has it that these rebels may be
marching to join other IasHrrScto
forces and to intercept the federal
general, Rabago, who is marching
with several hundred soldiers to-
wards this city
Seniors Obregon and Branlft h3
assisted in representing the Diaz
government in the recent peace con-
ference which was followed by The
fall of Juarez. will meet General
Madero today to try to arrange new
peace negotiations
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12
NEW YORK STATE
DON'T LOOK GOOD
BUSINESS CONDITIONS ARE BAD
AND REPUBLICAN DfSCON-
TENT IL GENERAL.
Republican state Chairman WOOD
ruff Predicts Democratic sue
cess in the Presidential
Election in that state.
Associated Press specia
CONTINUED on Page 30

AssOCiaIed TTess NpF'IdI-
Washington, May l2- Former
Republican state Chairman Wood
ruff of New York predicted at the
White House this morning that il
business conditions remain as bad
as they are now the democratic par
ty stands an excellent show of car
rying New York state in the next
presidential election.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12
VERY PEACEFUL AND QUIET
REPORTS CITY OF MEXICO
Rumorcd student Uprising and Reb-
eI Attack Failed to Materialize
Last Night.
Associated Press Special.

Associated Press Special.
Mexico City. Mex, May l2.-Des-
pite the persistent rumors of a posi-
bic uprising of students and a rebel
attack on the city last night, this
morning dawned very peaceful and
unusually quiet here, There is no
longer effort. to conceal the fact that
great anxiety is felt in this whole
section.
II now seems certain that General
Navarro will be courtmartialed for
surrendering Juarez to the rebels,
but the trial may eXonerate him.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12

Result producers little want ads.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12
CAR LOAD OF NEGROES
HIT BY FREIGHT TRAIN
The Car Is Demolished but the Ne
grocs Are Not Seriously In
iured in Accident.
Associated Press Special

Associated Press Special
Houston, Texas, May II A car
loaded with negroes on the Calves
ton, Harrisburg and San Antonio
railway was struck by an Interns'
tional and Great Northern freight
this morning The car was demolish-
ed but the negroes miracolously es-
capped without serious injury.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12

We have written Mr. Jolesch and advised him not
to look further for the Skirts he mentioned have arrived
and we consider the lot TO be the best skirt values
have had.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1911-05-12
THE UNITED STATES PER-
MITS SHIPMENTS OF ARMS.
4 Decision Reached To-day Further
Favors the insurreCtos.

ASSOClNIeU Frtss NDtVIdI
Washington, May l2-The ship
ment of arms through El Paso into
Juarez will be permitted by the
United States This decision was
reached this afternoon
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-02-03
FADS OF FASHION.

very effective is the banded trimming of cut
oteel beads outlined on either edge with two rows
OF fine jet beads
=, Silver on black tulle steel beads on beu de matt
"a uark bue) and coral on pink or blue are some of
'ne beautiful combinations used.
H.. or evening there is great demand for broca-
Ies crepe de chind and all supple weaves that lack
iusser, but abound in wonderful colors.
mere are few If any, eccentrcties in the latest
SGIS, Se;I.d AN oriental taste prevails, dscreetly
'el,ep aT under shielding transparencies.
sib1a An seams are done away with as much as pos
forr, D,r nowadays or 50 ceyerly placed that they
TN part OF the ornam entatlon of the gown.
III Inc fashion for blouse to match or harmonize
% tne suit has become so acceptable to the ma
'OlHy that white muslin one looks quite out of
fol- Holorea KID is now exploited in leaf form. The
image ir OF leaves and buds is particularly becom
ne on velvet hats in the soft and natural shades
50 ,rrch much in vogue. = '''>' '''' D'~O
extan me coats worn with the narrow street skirts
TT1aend Tbe, Just to the broadest part of the hips,
INTO the figure. ~ ''' 'e"''' NV N''seN
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-02-03
Mighty Factor In Business.
Advertising Strong Creative Force. -.Mutipies Human
Wants and Intensifies Desires.

Advertising is today the mghtiest factor in the
business world. 1t is a business builder 1t is
something more than drummer knocking at the
door Of the consumer, something more than mere
salesmanship on paper. 1t is positive creative
force in business It tmutplies human wants and
intensifes human desires. 1t furnishes excuse
for timorous ones to possess the things which un-
der former conditions they could get along with
out. Such service as is required of advertising
men today demands broad preparation and equip
ment. There is a call for men who can exploit a
city or state, men who can market the output of
manufacturers, men whocan plan and conduct a
worldwide selling campaign. The man who sue
ceeds uses every help that comes his way. He
seeks the advice Of experienced men. The club is
to him source of instruction and Inspiration
That is what we are trying to make it. Co opera
ton is the keynote of club success. We have
placed our ideals high, now let US work toward
them
Advertising, as branch of our commercial life,
Is new No other group Of men, except adyertis-
ing men, has ever developed a business. Of such
magnitude in so short a time Mistakes were
inevitable. Reasonable and ear-headed men has
tened to correct mistakes soon they were dis
covered. Webuilt, and altered to meet conditions
as we built, so that the structure we present to-
day meets the demands of today.