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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04
New Manufacturing Plant.

Pensacola may get the location Of a
new manufacturing concern If proper
| concessions and attractions are avail
able. The secretary of the commercial
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Mayor Gaynor says half Of the peo-
pie In New York do not know when
anything is coming off. He was prob
ably referring to the women's clothing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

A woman may be a cipher as the
Saturday Evening Post intimates, but
there are lots Of men just foolish about
nothing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

The Montgomery boy who stuck a
nail in the tire Of doctors auto needs
to have a certain part of his anatomy
punctured with his mothers slipper.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04
All Florida Should Kick.

All Florida Should Kick.
Pensacola is agitated over an order
from the navy department at Washing
ton asking that all the navy supplies
In Pensacola be packed for shipment.
Senators Fletcher and Bryan are asked
to use their influence to have the naval
station undisturbed, a request that all
Florida should endorse.-Miami Me-
tropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Strange, isn't II, that when Florida
is mentioned to a northerner he always
thinks of Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

The fellow who would rather have
smallpox than be vaccinated ought to
be accommodated.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

The New York man who says he
often gets lost in his own bedroom.
ought to visit there oftener and be-
come familiar with the surroundings.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Dueling is becoming popular agair
In Paris. No desire to go to the gay
city, however.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Respectfully Referred.
Pensacola having sent her Sunday
baseball matter to the supreme court
and feeling that there will be no fur
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Another Guess Coming.
The Pensacola Journal says that the
future Of the cotton crop doesn't mat
ter much to Florida men; the women
there all want silks or nothing at all.
Are we to infer from this that most of
them have nothing at all?-Dothan
Eagle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04
Doesn't Mind the faint,

Doesn't Mind the faint.
The Pensacola Journal objects to
Pensacola accepting any of Carnegie's
tainted" money. Please, Uncle Andy,
send Key West a million or two. We
don't give a darn how tainted 1t is as
long as it's real money.-Key West
Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Knocking is all right if it is applied
to knOcker.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

The man who marries a woman for
her voice would find a graphophone
cheaper.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

A man may run amuck without bad
intentions-his motherin-law may be
after him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04
FORGET the Census Gao.

Forget the Census Gag.
II Judge Reeves enters the guberna-
torfal race, Holmes county VIII do her
part towards landing him in the exec
utfve mansion. WIN send in our CEN
sus report agHtnl-Holmes County
Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

him into another room and went for
the police. Girls should know whom
they associate with.-Ocala Banner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04
< M0THER'S
1&QUTYE

1t Is the duty of every expectant
mother to prepare her system for the
coming of her little one; to avoid as
far as possible the suffering of such
occasions, and endeavor TOT pass
through the crisis with her health
and strength unimpaired. This she
may do through the use of Mothers
Friend, a remedy that has been so
long in use, and accomplished so
much good, that it is in no sense an
experiment, but preparation which
always produces the best results. It
is for exernal application and so pen
etrating IN its nature as to thoroug hly
lubrlcate every muscle, nerve and ten
don involved during the period before
baby comes. It aids nature by ex-
banding the skin and tissues, relieves
tenderness and soreness, and perfectly
prepares the system for natural ard
safe motherhood. Mothers Friend
has been used and endorsed by thou
sands of mothers, and its use will
prove a comfort and benefit TO any
woman in need of such a remedy.
a -
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Cheer up, long time before the
bills are due again-S1 days this
month.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

A girl who can make goo-goo eyes
need not worry about their color.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

There are lots of things all right
you don't get caught.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

In working for harmony, it's a goo
idea to forget Harmon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

The express companies need to bt
done up in a parcels post.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Snoring on a train should be a
felony.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Hard luck seldom comes rount
where hard work is being done.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Railroad talk still fills the air.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04
Days Of Miracles.

Days OF WITaoIt6s
The Pensacola Journal contends that
the days OF miracles have not passed,
basfng its contention on the fact that
there is & primary election to be held
in Florida with the names OF neither
John Stockton, John Beard or Jeff
Browne on the ballot. Which Is really
a rather remarkable thing, when you
come to think OF it--I.akeland News
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Summer has broken loose once more
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Lorimer's vote is a bad one.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Almost everyone in Pensacola Is in
the swim.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

IL Squesled.
A Pensacola burglar ran into a o.
underskirt and fed. A Tampa burg
lar would have lifted" the skirt
Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Their attempt to interfere with the
playing Of the game until a decision is
rendered by that body in October, is
rejoicing in the fact that the street
railway company has completed an ex-
tension to the ball park. This, OF
course, is just as good for the week
day patrons as il is for those who can
only see the national game played on
Sunday and Pensacolians generally are
to be congratulated. Baseball, anna
teur, professional and Scrub" Is a
good game, and anything that affords
outdoor amusement and temporary
diversion from temperature considera-
ton and the worries Of business viii
help a city to grow and prosper
Jacksonville Times-Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Idle Thoughts.
They always look good IN batfTfns
suits at the island" says the Pensa-
cola Journal Bald-headed men look
tolerably fair In wigs, too--Montgom-
cry Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Always joyous Friday afternoons.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Mothers Friend
is sold at drug
stores. Writ for
free book for
expectanl moth
ers, which con-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-08-04

Jacksonville is on the right side of
progress, says the Jacksonville Times
Union. Pensacola is just ahead, in
stead OF on the right side.
Senator Bryan first got his bearings
and then made a speech that was con-
vincing and sounded like the opinions
of q real statesman.
State your urgent needs, your
greatest necessities, in The Journal
Want Ads-they will invariably bring
the desired results.
Some people insist upon putting
their noses in other peoples business
and then get angry when their feet get
stepped upon.
Some men will lie about their tax
able property as quickly as others will
try to beat the street car company out
Of a nickle.
III Congressman Berger had made his
pension bill to include men over Fl
years old he might have gotten more
supporters.
In bidding for winter tourists Mont
gomery should insert line in the
ads. only few hours ride to PEN
sacola."
There's a certain newspaper in Flor
ida whose editor weekly advocates
woman suffrage and condemns vacci-
nation.
Horse racing is not dead in Florida
for there will be classy cards offered
each afternoon during the interstate
fair.
Some men dislike to admit It but
confidently believe that their wives are
the only real white mans hope"
The New York woman who prefers
voter to q vote VIII probably And
little trouble in getting one.
Some Of your friends you like to see
for several days. others you like to
wave at from street car.
Strange. isn't 1t, that when Florida
is mentioned to northerner he always
thinks of Pensacola.
Gainesville has two wireless sta
lions and no wire pulling is allowed
in the College City.
The fellow who would rather have
smallpox than be vaccinated ought to
be accommodated.
Dueling is becoming popular again
| In Paris. No desire to go to the gay
city, however.
A man may run amuck without bad
| intentions-his mother-in-law may be
after him.
The man who marries a woman for
her voice would find a graphophone
cheaper.
Cheer up, long time before the
bills are due again-S1 days this
month.
A girl who can make goo-goo eyes
need not worry about their color.
Hard luck seldom comes round
where hard work is being done.
The express companies need to be
| done up in a parcels post.
In working for harmony, it's a good
idea to forget Harmon.
There are lots of things all right II
you don't get caught.
Almost everyone in Pensacola is in
the swim.
Snoring on q train should be a
felony.
Summer has broken loose once more
|
Always joyous Friday afternoons.
Railroad talk still fills the air.
1
Lorimer's vote is q bad one.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
THINGS THAT A faAN .FORGtI 5
He Seldom Keeps the Saw Sharpened
or Remembers Where the
Glass Gutter 10.

Once IN a while you hnd prudent
end practical man who keeps about
him all manner of tools and things
that come in handy when needed, but
generally a man waits until the need
overtakes him and then he begins to
sci eme and plot. He breaks window
pane, and having a large pane, de-
cidcs he will cut it and fit 1t in. But
he has no glass cutter. Then he
stuffs Q rag into the broken pane or
pastes a piece of paper over 1t, and
waits for spring.
He finds it necessary to saw some
plank. and remembers that he intend
ed to have his saw shArpened and set
So he gnaws Off the ends of the plank
with the saw and looks about for the
hammer.
Confouud 1.-THE handles broken.
He's been intending to get a new one.
but 1t is such an unusual thing he has
never gotten at 1t.
That's natural human failing.
Careless, maybe, but Just as natural
as to leave a street car and forget,
caring no hing about its future opera
tons or its future destination
News
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
ORIGIN OF A SLANG PHRASE
1~ehouse" Started When a Telegraph
Operator Found His Apparatus
Short-Circuited by a Bug.

Slang. the German word for snal-e.
ereeps Into our language in spite of our
vigilance" writes a correspondent of
the New York World. ITO illustrate:
ome dve or six years ago a certain
telegraph operator, Joe Lilly, in large
SaltiInore office, called up Cincinnati
by telegraph, but could not make him
self understood, although he could cas-
lily undersi and the message sent him.
Then he called up othe cities with the
same result Evidently something was
wrong, so he notified the electrician.
who on opening the boz containing the
transmitting apparatus found bug
which in the course of its wanderlust
had short-circuited the machine.
"The other operators gave the victim
horse laugh for having 'bughouse'
trapsmitter. Even the messengers ac-
~fd each other of being 'bughouse.'
ard inside of an hour 1t was flashed
from one city to another. But after a
while race of employees sprang up
who know not Joseph, and to these the
word 'bughouse' conveyed not much
meaning.
Gould bughouse' compete with
crazy" Well, for a time, 'bughousc'
had crazy beaten, bUt reaction set in
when some miscreart composed the
ditty, I May Be Crazy, But | Amt No
Fool That put q Cuietus on bug
house'-a consummation devoutly to
be wished"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
Blaze Had Lasted Lcng.

A delegation of officials of fire de-
partments of western cities was on a
visit to fire headquarters in New York
city a few days ago and their talk
turned upoon big fires in their expert
ence
I'VE had a big fire in our city a
few years ago. The blaze wasn't en-
tirely extinguished for nearly a week."
said one of the visitors.
"A week may seem long in some
cases, but we had fire in this city
that was not eXtinguished in two
years. said Commissioner Waldo with
a smile
1T was only the other day that 7
ordered a fireboat up to Riker's Is
land in the East River to throw water
IN a fire that started two years ago
S2e fire was in the ground that. had
Nen reclaimed from the water by
y ping cinders and other refuse
from the city. In spite of the rains
and water the underground fire has
persisted. The reduction of the cir
ders ard refuse to ashes has caused
the ground to sink"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
The Nervous Hostess.

The hostess with a highly strung
temnerament Is to be pitied, and SO
are her guests. even though her words
be honey sweet She transmits her
nervousness to the very atmosphere
Of the house and makes all therein
feel that they are lowering on the
brink Of volcano. Would you know
at once the woman who has this un-
fortunate failing? Then watch any
pet dog or cat that she encounters. II
It shrinks from her touch though she
may be in eelIo mood. you may
Judge that soNething ar1iss in her
na ture has been detected by the sen
sitivs being. Animals and children
discover such irrita bility instinctively
and there are some grownup human
beings who retain this insight. The
only thing to do when the hospital
ity of the nervous one has to be ac-
cepted is to cut the visit as, short as
possible and to yield as much as pos
sible to all her whims.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
An Old Ceqerd,

The legend Of the live toad impris-
oned - . ssl1d block of coal or stone
dies hard. Il = - be feared that man
who dAUtyunl some of the startling as
sertiess q sals3os are quite ready to
receive III nytA The latest evidence
of this sxtraosaiAary example of cred
aulity comes from LeicestersLire. 1t is
reported that resident, while break
Ing lump of coal, saw "a live, half
brown toad fall out on It's back
&alled the attention of my neighbors to
II, and l thought it was dead, but in
J few minutes it began to move about,
10 | took care of it, and have it now,
- well as the piece of coal. There is
cavity in the coal where it lay I
hn vouch for its genuineness. Dun
be Advertiser
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
Dentistry

Dsntis,ry.
DR.. w. T. Cain over Merchants and
Miners National bank.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
Notice Of Final settiemen,

In the matter of the Estate OF Zack
kas Knight, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that on tt e
2Oth day of March, A. D. 1911, beI- g
one of the regular days of the March
term of the county court, Of Clear
Creek county, in the state of Colorado,
/, Mary r Heller, administrators OF
said estate will appear before the
Judge OF said court present my final
settlement as such administrative. pray
the approval of the same and will then
apply t. be discharged as administra-
trix. AT which time and place any
person in interest may appear and pre-
sent objections to the same, ii any
there be
Dated at Idaho Springs, Colorado
February ii, 1911.
MARY r. HELLER,
Administrative of the Estate of Iack
kas Knight, Deceased.
First pub. Feb. IL, 1911
Last pub. Mar. II, 1911
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
Notice OF Proceeding Tor
Det0rmln alton of Heir.
Ship and Final Settle
m0nt

In the matter of the Estate of James
Joseph O Rourke. Deceased.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN That
on Monday the oh day of March A. ID.
1911, being one of the regular days of
the December term of the County
Court of the County of Clear Creek, in
the State of Colorado, |, Sarah Jane
O. O'Rourke, Administrative of said es
tate, will appear before said Court,
present my final settlement as such ed-
ministratriX, pray the appoval Of the
same, and will then apply to be dis
charged as such aomlnistratrix. AT
which time and place any person in in
terest may appear and present OBJ
jections to the same, if any there
be
Notice is also hereby given that
Sarah Jane O Rourke has fiji I'd her duly
veri.-ed petition alleging that she is an
heir at law of said deceased and that
the only other heirs at law of said de-
ceased known to said petitioner are as
follows:
Mary Helena O'Rourke, 225 Maple
Street, City and County of Denver,
Daughtsr.
Katherine Alice O'Rourke, 225 Maple
Street, City and County of Denver,
Daughter.
Earl Joseph O'Rourke, 25 Maple
Street, City and County OF Denver
Son.
Accordingly on said date hereinhefore
mentioned or at any date to which such
hearing may then be continued, the
said Court will proceed to ascertain
and determine who are heirs of said
deceased and as such entitled to inherit
any lands, tenements, hereditaments
or other property, real or personal,
constituting all or part of the estate
of sal deceased, and enter decree ac-
cordingly, at which hearing all persons
claiming to be heirs at law of said de
ceased may appear and present tn ir
proofs.
Dated at Denver, Colorado, January
2nd, 1911.
SARAH JANE o O'RoURKE.
Administrators of the Estate Of James
Joseph O'Rourke, Deceased.
SABIN & BLACKMAN,
Attorneys
Date of First publication Feb. a, 1911,
Date Of Last publication, M ar. II, .
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04
NlMle Replace Straps.

la newly Invented substitute for the
rect 0f strap Is series OF iron
ngs, attached to bar running the
hgth Of the car. Zach ring n fas-
ped with spring. and returns 70 a
1iform position when the hand js
thdrawn from it. The rings are not
thtly, but their cleanliness attracts,
Epolishel w11to eGfacs bGknG kept
u oDu4be1 - - elnaaoSgln&ion
BanDD whseb havO aAoDeed them.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04

You are probably aware that pneu-
monia always results from cold, but
you neyer heard of cold resultin in
pneumonia when Chamberlain Cough
Remedy was used. Why take the risk
when this remedy may be had for
trifle. For sale by All Druggists.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-03-04

When her child is in danger a woman
will risk her life to protect it. No
great act of herois n or risk OF life is
necessary to protect child from Group
Give Chamberlain Cough Remedy and
all danger is avoided. For sale by
All Dealers.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-08-07
GREATEST OF STATE
FAIRS NOW READY
ability as landscape gardener is
Continued from first page).

ability as landscape gardener is
proven by the holiday appearance of
the grounds.
Hundreds of shrubs and flower
beds have been planted and trimmed
with the idea of having them show
at their best during the week of
Sept. 3rd and the large amount Of
rain has helped out in making this
possible.
Exhibitors and owners of conces-
sions have begun work on the
grounds and all indications are that
everything will be more in readiness
for the reception of visitors on the
opening day than ever before.
County Exhibits.
The popularity of county exhibits
has increased to such an extent that
the management is at loss to find
space for them. Thirty-seven coun-
ties, third more than were ever
represented at any other state fair,
have already been given space for ex-
hibits
While the managers have been en-
deavoring to get a large showing in
this class and are much pleased over
the result, the number has already
exceeded their expectations and they
are hoping that there will be no more
this year.. ..
This class was one of those that
they intended to care for in the pro-
posed agricultural building. The leg
islature's refusal to grant this ap-
preparation has greatly handicapped
the fair management in the hand
ling of these very important dis
plays of county products. Secretary
Simpson is doing everything in his
power to give the best accommoda-
tions to these exhibitors and when
properly housed this class will un-
doubtedly become one of, if not the
most important of the entire fair.
Entries in the other classes of the
agricultural, Horticultural, horticul-
tural, woman's and other depart
ments have not closed as yet and it
is therefore impossible to say to what
extent they will exceed those of for
mer years. The managers and sup
erintendents in each, however, are
confident that they will be able to
show decided increase.