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Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

Notified butter is generally due to
improper working.
Udder troubles are frequently the
result OF bad feeding.
More sunshine for the big producers,
more fresh air for the whole herd
Sunlight and pleasant surroundings
are great factors in stimulating large
milk yields.
Dairy work is no longer guess
work, but science. Simple, II Is true.
but all the same science.
When the cream runs of the spoon
like oil and has slight acid taste 1t
is usually ripe for churning.
Salt on the casein In butter forms
lighter spots and the remedy is thor
ough washing before sailing.
The COW should have capacity to
produce more milk than she is called
upon to produce In ordinary dairy
work.
The COW should be fed so that she
will produce full flow OF milk and
maintain practically the same flesh
condition.
From twelve to twenty.four hours
before churning you should commence
to ripen the cream. according to the
time OF the year.
Dalrying need not imply abandoning
wheat, but more wheat on less acres.
Both bread aud butter should be pro.
duced on the farm.
Grading OF cream is receiving more
attention by the dairy press and dairy.
men than II possibly has in the history
of the dairy business,
Ever notice how the dairy business
booms when Me owner is interested in
this work. There is too much lack of
interest among dairymen.
The farmer who remembers the past
winter and how he longed for silage
to help out thy high.priced feed. win
be silo builder this rear.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
STRONGER THAN MEAT
A Judges opinion Of Grape-Nuts.

A gentleman who has acquired ju
dicial turn Of mind from experience
on the bench out in the Sunfower
State writes q carefully considered
opinion as to the value o. Grape-Nuts
as food. He says:s
For the past 5 years Grape-Nuts
has been a prominent feature in our
bill OF fare.
THE crisp food with the delicious,
nutty flavor has become an indls-
pensable necessity in my family's
everyday life.
1T has proved to be most healthful
and beneficial, and has enabled us to
practically abolish pastry and pies
from our table. for the children prefer
Grape.Nuts, and do not crave rich and
unwholesome food,
"Grape.Nuts keeps us all In perfect
physical condltion-as a preventive OF
disease It is beyond value. l have been
particularly impressed by the benei-
cial effects of Grape.Nuts when used
by ladies' who are troubled with face
blemishes, skin eruptlons, etc. 1t
clears up the complexion wonderfully.
"As to It's nutrltive qualities, my OK.
perlence rs that one small dish Of
Grape.Nuts is superior to a pound Of
meat for breakfast, which is an impor
.ant consideration for anyone. It sat
isles the appetite and strengthens the
power of resisting fatigue, while It's
lse involves mono Of the dlsagreeable
consequences that sometimes follow
meat breakfast" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's a reason
Ever rond the above letter. A new
one appears from time 20 time. The,
are genuine, true and full of human
lntsreAL
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
MILK FROM DEVON WAS BEST
Celebrated Chemist, After Examlna.
tlon, Gives His Opinion as to
Which Is Best for Babies.

Some years ago a celebrated chem.
list, after examining the milk Of differ
emit COWS, made the following report
as to which was the best milk to raise
babies on: The Jersey had too much
oil in 1t, the Holstein too much cheese.
and the milk from the Devons was the
best, as It had more sugar in II and
nearer the milk of the baby's mother.
says the American Cultivator. Just
then a young mother died leaving a
baby twelve days old, and It so hap.
pened that the father read this report.
so he rented fresh Devon milk cow
and fed the babe on the milk OF that
COW for more than two years. She
grew up to be fine, large, healthy
young lady, and at fifteen years of age
was two inches taller than her father.
and in her class at school with girls
much older than she was.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
BATTLING the MOSQUITO.

Last summer we we're pestered with
the awful nuisance, mosquitoes. night
after night, and on one occasion
killed between thirty and forty in our
bedroom, at midnight. The following
day took wooden cloth, put little
kerosene oil on 1t, and rubbed both
sides Of the wire mesh of the screens
with 1t. That night one lonely mos
quito disturbed our rest. Two or
three times each week l rubbed the
screens in like manner, and we en-.
joyed peace the rest Of the summer.
The odor from the oil remains only a
few minutes, and the oil itself pre-
serves the screens and keeps away
flies.-Good Housekeeping Magazine.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
B
Handy MIX Truck.
Handy MIX Truck.

One man can handle a 10O.pound can
with this truck much easier than two
men In the usual way.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
DIVING by oraans.

It has been discovered that IL o
human being dies after an ORDINARY
illness and not a violent death he
does NOT die all over and eil at once
rs may have disc heart
or fms,' and this may be the cause
OF his death; but 1t has been found
3bat If the diseased organ could have
been replaced by healthy one life
might have been maintained indefi.
nitely. This is no imagination or
speculation. It has been confirmed
by the most careful experiments by
the ablest medical scientists in the
country.-Leslie's Weekly.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Heat Hurts Cotton.

Dallas, Tex.-Damage to cotton is
reported from number Of points as
a result of the intense heat prevailing
over Texas and Oklahoma during the
past few days. Temperatures Of from
104 to lis degrees are recorded In re-
ports of wide range over the cotton
region of the two states, with no re-
cent rainfall or any in prospect to re-
lieve the conditions.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
THE MARKETS
Cincinnati Grain Market.

Flour-Winter patents sS.9Oa4.2O. dc
family S3.9Oa4,20. Low grade s2.4Oa
ESQ, hard patent S4.90a5,25. do fancy
S4.15a4.50. Wheat-No. 2 red SSa
soc. No. 3 red S4aS7c, No. 4 red %
aSlc. Corn-No. 2 white 6Sa6S1sc, No. 3
white 67ka6Sc, No. yellow 67a671Sc,
No. 8 yellow 66ha67c, No. mixed
No. 3 mixed 66a66hc. Oats
NO. 2 white 41a41 &c, standard white
4OIha41c, No. 8 white 4Oa40hc.
Cincinnati Live Stock.
Cattle-Shlppers $S.5Oa6.4O, butcher
steers, extra S5.45a5.55, good to choice
$5a5.75, heifers, extra S5.35a5.50,
good to choice $450a525. COWS, extra
S4.75a4.S5, good to choice S3.S5a4.65,
Gamers $l.25a2.50. Bulls-Bologna
$Sa3.5O, extra S3.65a3.75. Calves-Ex.
ira $7.5Oa7.75, fair to good $6a7.2
common and large SSa6.5O. Hogs
Good to choice packers and butchers
S7.90a795, mixed packers $7S0a7 so,
common to choice heavy fat sows,
$5a6.75. Sheep-Extra $3.50, good
to choice S2.75a3.40. Lambs-Extra
S7l0
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
PHI. ADELP HlA FINDS
GREATEST THING
ON EARTH
important Discovery Is Yours at Any
Time-cures Sores and skin
.MfN Diseases.

Read what this man says. After
using only two cakes of Resinol Soap
and one-half jar Of Resinol Ointment
he cured sores and eruptions Of long
standing.
II had very sore face, and after
trying most everything / thought !
would try your Soap and Ointment.
After using two cakes of Soap and
part Of jar Of Ointment found them
to be the greatest thing on earth. !
advise all those who suffer from any
skin disease to use Resinol Soap and
Resinol Ointment. am glad to say
that my skin is nice and clear and !
intend to use Resinol Soap as long as
l can get 1t.
"T. X. MATTHEW, Philadelphia, Pa"
1t is evident that common sense re-
Quires everybody everywhere to have
on hand. ready for immediate use, the
one standard remedy for all skin trou-
bles. 1t is Resinol Ointment, put up
in screw-top opal containers and sell
ing at fifty cents or dollar, according
to size. This ointment should occupy
a prominent place in every bathroom,
on every medicine shelf and in every
travelling bag, that It may be ready
for immediate use. Resinol Ointment
does not contain particle Of lead or
mercury or other poison. 1t is abso-
lutely nonlrrltant, and cannot injure
the most delicate skin. 1t is highly
recommended by physicians and
nurses. For years Resinol Ointment
has remained the standard remedy
noted for Its effectiveness and com
plete harmlessness. It is sold by
druggists everywhere.
Reslnol Chemical Co.. Baltimore. Nd
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Tit for Tat.

A young man, who had not been
married long. remarked at the dinner
table the other day:
MY dear, wish you could make
bread such as mother used to make"
The bride smiled and answered in a
voice that did not tremble:
well. dear, wish you could make
the dough that father used to make"
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
rho Aae Of DEVELOPMENT,

We don't have to be gray-halred to
remember the time when mother
made soft soap with the fat savings.
combined with potash, which were
mixed with the same accuracy az
when she put pinch Of salt into, tho
stew. We call this soap" by cour-
tesy, but 1t wasn't good soap to use.
Hewitt's Easy Task soap is sci
entific PRODUCING guesswork, no ex-
cess Of fat or alkali, which are both
injurious, but real soap, which is abb
solutely effective. 1t is pure and
white. made exactly the same for @
quarter Of century-there are many
imitations-insist on getting Easy
Task.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

Ny! Aren't they detestable?-thosd
sneaky little reaches that creep and
prowl all over everything. You know
how spry they are. But they can't
dodge Hewitt's Easy Task Soap, and
they can't abide 1t, 30 they clear right
out. Hewitts Easy Task Laundry
Soap Is white and pure; keeps sinks,
bathrooms and pantry shelves clean
and sweet and free from mustiness.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
An una.finahln Definition.

A few days after school opened In
the spring teacher in a Brooklyn
school was testing the members OF
one Of her old classes on what they
had remembered ofrthe definitions she
had taught them during the preceding
term. Finally she asked the bright
boy of the class this question::
Nov, Robert, tell me what hypo
critic ISL"
"A hypocrite." replied Robert with.
out hesitation, 'is XII wat comes to
school wit smile on his mug"
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Went up Twenty Points.

During the recent hot spell a broker
saEs pi1t5 e t trssa g. s. IL
dull trading. Business" he said.
What can one do in the way of busl.
ness with the mercury standing at
1907"
Dol" replied his friend. Great
Scott. man; it's the chance Of life
time to sell mercury."-Bostop Eve
ming Transcript
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
In His own Trap.

st. Louis Caught and killed in the
trap he set for others proved to have
been the fate of black handler who
exploded bomb in building occu-
pied by many sleeping families on
"Dago HILL" One man and woman
were killed and IA were seriously
hurt.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
-EsssiIsnf NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. type Of Holsfsin.

says writer in an exchange. Should
you desire to build up good reputa.
ton for table milk in your town. 1t
might be we'll to have two breeds. I
have known Of instances where half
the herd were Holstelns. to furnish the
quantity. and the other half of the herd
we're Guernseys or Jerseys. which
helped to bring up the fat content OF
the milk when mixed before bottling
for market. This will increase the
per cent. Of fat in the milk as well as
give 1t a better body and cUlor.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
MORE MILK FROM HOLSTEIN
Breed Does Not Always Indicate Good
Miikers-seIection Should Be
Made From Individual.

The breed does not always indicate
good mixers. There are poor cows In
all breeds and the selection should be
made on the merits of the individual
COW. However. the average Holstein
COW will probably produce more milk
than other breeds. but with lower fat
content than the Jersey OF Guernsey,
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Tho Ultimate Limit.

First Dentist-My work is so pain
less that my patients often fall asleep
while am at their teeth.
Second Dentist-That's nothing.
Mine all want to have their pictures
taken to catch the expression of de-
light on their faces.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Rape In the cornHeld.

1t is good practice to sow some
rape In the cornfeld but It is wise also
to SOW at the same time some crimson
clover seed, The rape will be good
for fall hog pasture and the clover will
thrive better with some shade from
the rape and will make the winter
cover and a Nine crop for the spring
turning for corn or other hoed crop.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
sIIo Has Advantao.

The man with the silo is the man
who has the advantage at this time
of year when the dry spell strikes
Milk flow that is once decreased BY
dried up pastures can never be re-
stored until the next freshening. Don't
let the milk flow decrease.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
IN THE COURTROOM.

She-Who are those young men
with books under their arms?
He-Students. They are taking up
the law.
She-What's that old man in the
big chair back of the desk doing!
He-He's laying It down.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
More Velvet Gone.

MISUNDERSTANDING a practice
of more than 30 years, the senate and
house conferees agreed to eliminate
an appropriation of an extra months
salary to all employees Of the capital
This saves the government about
$140,0
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
CLEANLINESS IN THE DAIRY
Sanitary Condition Of the Cows Has
Much to Do With Bacterial Con-
tent of the Milk.

The cows as well as the dairy barn
must be kept clean. Experience has
shown that the sanitary condition Of
the cows has as much to do with the
bacterial content of the milk as any
other factor The method used in
certified milk diaries is first to place
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
FIGHT IN A COURT ROOM
Prisoner Is Killed After Fatally
Woundng Officers and Shooting
the Judge.

Christopher, Ill.-Attenpting to es-
cape an order sending him to jail,
Martin Shadowen shot the Judge who
had ordered him held, the marshal
and deputies who had arrested him,
and, while trying to fight his way out
of the crowded courtroom was shot
to death.
His brother, Charles Shadowen, ar
rested with him, was thrown from a
second-story window and probably IA
tally injured.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
2.a4e Cards In 81 Minutes,

San Francisco Francisco pos.
tai clerks claim the letter.sorting
championship OF the world. Glove NJ.
Tore, clerk in the main postoalce
broke all known records by sorting
2,S46 cards in 81 minutes. He made no
errors.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Truthfully Said.

my friend, you should Join the
church. AS the prophet says Come
thou with us and we will do thee
good
'You have already, parson. l was
at your church fair last Anight."-
smart Set ntszsss,Se.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Unexpected.

Suddenly the umpire called time.
Jaw. what's the matterl" demand
ed the catcher.
Somebody in the grand stand ap
plauded me-" he said. wiping the
binding tears from his eyes, "and
wasn't prepared for that {.
Play BALL"
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Cincinnati Miscellaneous.

Poultry-IIens 1Olsc. spring chick.
ems, 14c, ducks lie, turkeys
i5c, geese 5a7c. Eggs-Prime flrsts
TIC, flrsts l51sc. Butter-Creamery.
extra 2Shc, iirsts 24c, fancy dairy
1Sc. Apples--Yellow, 75a9Oc Blu home
grown 50a75c bu. Carrots-Home
grown 12kal5c a doz. Celery-Mlch.
igan SL5Oa1,75 crate. Eggplants-
SOC doz. Honey-SS75a4 crate. Lem
ons-Callfornla $3a3.75. Onions
Home grown $2.25a2.5O Dbl Oranges
-S4.25a4.50 box. Potatoes-Eastern
$3.50 Dbl.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Girl Manages Frog Farm.

A young woman twenty years old
manages a frog farm in Alameda
county. California. II consists of two
acres Of swampy land. but produces a
fine profit, as she sells all the frogs
she can raise at from two to three
dollars per dozen.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
The Largest ApnIs ornh.ra

One Of the largest orchards in the
east will be that just now under way
by the onondaga Orchard company,
near Syracuse, N. Y The capital is
100000 and about two hundred acres
viii be set to apple trees.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
The Ground Of Their {

Let us have peace" said
llsh invader. Can you not
the white strangers love the r
"Ah. yes" replied the INTEL
dian, they love the very gro
walk upon."-Sacred Heart RI
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
HANDY TRUCK FOR MILK CANS
Illustration Shows How Wheelbarrow
May Be Converted Into Useful
Low.Wheeled Vehicle.

The illustration shows how a wheel.
barrow may easily be converted into
low-wheeled vehicle or truck for
carrying milk cans Of large size. The
body of the wheelbarrow is removed
and pieces put in to hold the can.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

dies have done for
me, For two years
/ suffered. The doc
tors said l had tu-
mors, and the only
remedy was the sur
geon's knife. My
mother bought me
Lydia L. Pinkham's
We getable Com
pound, and today l
am q healthy wo-
man. For months
/ suffered from In
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Short Pea crop.

Chicago.-With the gradual rise in
price of nearly all food products 1t was
learned that the wholesale grocers OF
Chicago have lost thousands Of dollars
as a result of the short crop in peas.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Time to Reoraanize.

81 asked her to marry me, and she
gave me supreme court answer"
what kind of an answer is that"
said che would give me six months
to readjust myself SO as to be accept
able. "-Puck.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Bears the
He'd Get Il.

HOWELL want to get all that's
coming to me.
Powell-Well, stand right where
you are; there'll be an automobile
along in minute or two.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Did 81 nnn GOO pamans.

Antwerp.-Fire on the Queensland
docks where much cotton is stored
did damage amounting to $1,O0O,000
Immense quantities of saltpeter were
destroyed.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Attend Short course

II you are constantly having trouble
with your churning, II your milk does
not sour properly, II your butter is
not sweet and firm, attend the short
course In dairyins at the state instl.
tute this fall.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
May Enter Ministry.

-fIftfarSss- si--aeaaiIsSs
Bryan, 1t is reported, is soon to enter
the ministry and give up politics. He
is scheduled to deliver sermon from
the pulpit of the Methodist Episcopal
church at Salem, ILL.,, his birthplace.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
The Honest Man.

Dlogenes was searching for
est man.
He will advertise that his 81
resort has mosquitoes" explain
sage.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
More Than That.
did they water the stock?"
"They fairly turned the hose on IT,"
usr AIrrN,s rooT-rAsr

the Antlseptio powder to be shaken into tho Shoes
for tired, aching feet Itakesthe sting out Of corns
and bunions and makes walking delight. Sold
everywhere, 26c. Refuse substitutes. For FREE
trial package, address A. g. 0lmsted, LIE Roy, NY
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
An lntanaIble Lenacx.

Il dun heah, Liza, dat yo' Aunt Je-
rusha dun meek yo' her heir by de
law What 20 dun get?"
"Des 'zactly what | dun ct up an
wore out."-Success Magazine.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
SAP aa5. go In LEGAL Fees,

Washington.-It cost the Standard
Oil Co. .s42, 1860 in court fees alone to
resist the governments long fight to
have 1t dissolved.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

Happiness. at least, is not solitary;
II Joys to communicate; 1t loves 9th.
ers. for It depends on them for its
Acknowledgement.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Forty.seyen Million Aores Improved.

Washington.-of the 1,9OO.OOO,OOO
acres Of land in the United States,
something like 9OO,0OO,OOO are in
farms. and of that acreage about Az
100000 are improved lands.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

Hold fast to the highest ideals
fash upon your vision in hou
exaltation.-Frances e. Willard.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

immortality.
Speaking Of immortality. what's
the matter with the hen?"
60 on"
Her son never SETS"
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

nammation, and yourSanative Wash re-
lieved me. Your Liver Pills have no
equal as a cathartic. Any one wishing
proof Of what your medicines have
done for me can get it from any drug
gist or by writing to me. You can use
my testimonial in any way you wish,
and Twill be glad 30 answer letters."-
Mrs. CHRISTINA REED. los Mound St.,
Peoria, Ill.
Another Operation Avoided.
New Orleans, La.-"For years | sui.
fered from severe female troubles.
Finally l was confined to my bed and
the doctorsaid an operation was neces-
sary. gave Lydia Il. Pinkham's Veg.
otable Compound q trial first, and
was saved from an operation. Mrs.
ItLY PEYRoJx, iii Kerlerec St., New
Orleans, La
The great volume OF unsolicited tes-
timony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia L. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound is q remarkable
remedy fpr thbse distressing feminine
ulsfrom which 50 many women suffeE
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

Mrs. wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Chi
teethlng, softens the guns, reduces inflai
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c n b,
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17

A wise man may forgive, but onl
fool will forget.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Her Method.

Mistress-Haye you a reference!
Bridget-Folne; Of held the poke,
over her till got it.-Harper's Ba
Ear
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Imnortant 70 Mothera

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Wanted 10 Know.

Ella-She has a rosebud mouth.
Stella-Does that explain her max.
ing so many fiowery speeches.?
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
Consolation.

Knicker-My wife is always prais'
ing the men she rejected for me.
Bocker-Neyer mind; she will
praise you to her second husband.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1911-08-17
HOW 1T HAPPENED.
Poor mani HOY

Poor man! How did you become o
tramp?"
II wuz a war correspondent in Man
churia, mum. got SO used ter doing
nuthin' dat / hain't been no good
since"