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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We could forgive him completely, if
it had only been b. c., instead of Cal
ifornia apple that Adam fell for.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

There is something new gentle
man can do for a lady; crank her
automobile
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

The most depressing sight in the
world is an impudent child, with the
parents standing by and smiling APP
prevail.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

\ man has right to think II lot
of things he has no right to say
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

No mans dearest friend talks about
him behind his back in a way that is
entirely satisfactory.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

When man begins saying the peo
pie want a change, he has usually de-
cided to run for office.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

There is an auditor in every mans
life to frequently check him up.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

Now that just shows how much, or
how little, these darn resolutions
amount to. Here we are, in spite of
everything, back on the buckwheat
cakes again. And with clenched fists
we vowed for week that we'd never,
never, never touch 'em again.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

Is there a man in Norfolk who
doesn't say to his wife: why, dare
say there isn't a man in town that
stays home evenings as much as do"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

What has become OF your man.
ners?" old-fashioned women asked
their children. And, by-the-way, what
has become of your manners? Are you
polite? What is said by those most
intimately associated with you?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

Ambition has a great deal to do in
making man restless, worried and
discontinued.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

In a country town, man must be-
have as well as in heaven, il he hopes
to avoid being talked about.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

a hero is a man who hasn't had
much bad luck.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

There is much comfort for every
body; big man can carry twice as
much, but little man gets around
twice as fast.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We still have a cigar coming from
one man in our neighborhood, on the
strength of the first daughter az his
house several months ago
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

You can do more for yourself than
anyone will do for you.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

When man becomes bald he Is old,
no difference what his age may be.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

ways potter than the man who is So
licited TO buy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

Never say to a man: You are get
ting old" 1t is better to say: 1--WE are
getting DID," and even then, he won't
liko it,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

I'm not as fair as | should be; but
you needn't sheer: neither are you.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

Having fun is dismal business after
you pass so.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

It'll be grave" question all right
if either one of 'em is persisted in.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

It's a grave question which can be
more like volcano-b. C. at Z a. IN.
or Swiss cheese at II p. m.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We no sooner get out of one polit-
ical campaign than We get into an
other. Here they're already announc-
ing themselves for governor, etc, in
Nebraska, for the next primary.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

A shiftless mans favorite saying:
90, well, We'll get along somehow.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

A milliner says that every woman
who tries on hat in her store, says
by way of preparation: my hair isn't
fixed right"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

There is one good thing about
man who tells all he knows, while you
keep quiet: he can't tell all you know
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

little at this time in denunciation OF
Detective Burns, and of the criminal
individuals" who have just confessed
and been sentenced at Los Angeles.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

When you see a man dragging his
feet down town at a. m, his Shout
ders dropping, his eyes sunken, his
face pale and his spirits gone, it's
sign that he MAY have been walking
the floor with the baby all night, but
he PROBABLY has been trying for
half an hour to crank his car-and
has given up from exhaustion.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We know a Norfolk woman who has
every one of 'em bought and wrapped
up.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

People who borrow trouble place a
mortgage on their future.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

You may easily play a joke on a
man who likes to argue: agree with
him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

A man whistles for the same reason
that he uses tobacco; he learned the
habit as a boy, and can't quit.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

No, that didn't mean us. Owing to
that November freeze we haven't had
chance to crank one for over a
month. And we hate like the deuce to
miss out on all this fine weather, take
it from u.s.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

The man who wants to sell is al.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

If you are industrious, tell the truth,
and keep your record clean, you will
some day get paid for it, You may not
receive your reward tomorrow, or next
week, but some day, in some way or
other, you viii be rewarded.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

A woman complains that every time
she is with men, one of the number
wants to explain how steam engine
works.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

There's this to be said, of course,
about eating EN-: Having played golf
all week, the stomach in question
might be better able to take care of
'em now than last week. Still, we're
not backsliding at all. We've re-
ever.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We rather live in Norfolk than in
California or Italy, from climatic
viewpoint, if this would only keep up.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

\ new play is entitled: Thou
Shalt Not" The sentiment is not
usually expressed so elegantly. Don't
do that" is a more common way of
saying the same thing.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We don't know as it's hardly fair
to tempt us by having EN- on the
table at all, but we have grave fears
they'll be there.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

One might logically conclude from
that, that the only way to keep from
getting bald completely would be to
stop the presses. But when we think
Of several million anxious readers,
going without their meals until the pa.
per comes, we're willing to let the
pressman turn on the motor and grind
out our hair. Now that's what you
might call sacrifice.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

edition OF The News goes to press
we're just n little bit balder and a
little bit greyer than We were before
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

1t is surprising how many people
land in the poor house. And every
one of them fooled his money away
as you do, and imagined that he would
be rich some day.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

You have no doubt blamed the PEG.
pie of Johnstown for their failure to
heed the warning of rotten dam. Is
there no UNDECIDED warning ringing
in your ears at the present moment?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

It's queer what indications will inn
press ones mind in connection with
certain dates. We never can think Of
Dec. II without remembering that
twenty years ago it was Bobby Why
mans birthday. We always felt ser
iously handicapped by the fact that he
was twelve days the older, and it made
a profound impression that still sticks.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

But even at that, in spite of his
twelve day advantage in age, we sue.
ceeded at the age of - in beating
him out of his girl-if we do say it
ourself, Her birthday was still Il few
days latcr-Jan. 4, to be exact.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We tremble as Sunday morning
draws near-Sunday morning break
fast, with the battle to be fought out
over the issue: ITO eat buckwheat
cakes or not to eat EN-; that is the
question. To dream, perchance to die
etc"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-15

We got his goat at a stilt-walking
party one Saturday afternoon SHE
wore a little red coat that afternoon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12
HOOD RIVER LEADS
IN SHORT COURSE

Oregon Agricultural College, Cor.
wallis, Jan. 6-(SpeciaD Hood River
leads in the number of students en-.
rolled for the Short Course work at the
| Agricultural oIlege. The enrolment is
the largest that has ever been recorded
for the short course work at this insti'
tuition and is still increasing. The
course in horticulture have attracted,
by far, the greatest number of stu.
dents. The registration for this work
has passed the 100 mark, which means
that two thirds of the students regis.
tered for the agricultural work are
studying fruit culture.
The fruit districts of both Oregon
and Washington are very largely rep
resented. While Hood River has taken
the lead with % representatives, the
Rogue River Valley is close second.
There are also a large number of stu
dents registered from White Salmon,
Washington and seven from British
Columbia.
The students registered from Hood
River are as follows:
William Baker, W. 3. Butchart, Geo.
W. Butt, c. C. Chaplin, K. H. Delano,
W. b. Dickerson, r. c. Elder, r. A.
Hall, H. M. Houck, C. w. Howard, II.
f. Jones, l.. r. Kelley F. B. KImbalI,
+. l.. McLain, Jr., j. |. MoreIand,
Walter Nehans, A. W. Peters, X. G..
Pond, d. S. Sumerwell, Mrs. j. H.
Suthof, and Mrs. G. X. Schmck.
White Salmon is represented as fol-
lows:
X. j. Bates, r. Conklin, c. r.
Dewey, II. l.. Douglas, l.. c. Sweet,
W. r. Wells, j. B. Covey.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12
Peculiar Disease Attacks Farmer.

A strange disease has made its ap-
pearance in Yakima. Some twenty
years ago local farmer developed
several small white botches immedi-
ately under the skin. No discomfort
was at first experienced from these
blotches except that they itched acute
ly when the'patient became excessive
ly heated. FHowever, recently, on ac-
count of the great increase in their
number, the victim consulted a ply
sician. A microscopic examination
disclosed the fact that the lotches
consisted of little clumps of small
white worms. While the microscopic
worms are scattered over the entire
body, they are most prevalent in the
mucous membranes of the lips and
nose, where they may be esily seen
with the naked eye.
aWhile not certain, the physician who
is treating the case thinks that the
di sease is identical with very rare
affection seldom found except in the
northern part of Germany. 1t is not
believed to be contagious or infectious
and by the proper treatment it is
hoped that the patient will be cured.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12
IT Is SERIOUS.
Some Hood River People Fail to Realize
the Seriousness of a Bad Back.

The constant aching Of bad back,
The wearness, the tired feeling,
The pains and aches Of kidney ills
Are serious if neglected,
Dangerous urinary troubles follow
A Hood River citizen shows you how
to avoid them.
Mrs. }. q. Lineham, 4lG Oak Street,
Hood River, Oregon, says 81 first used
Doane's Kidney Pills when living in
Canada My limbs sweIled great deal a,
my kidneys were di5ordered and there
were other symptoms Of kidney COM
plant in evidence One Of my parents,
who had taken Doane's Kidney Pills
with benefit, induced me to try them
and am glad to say thai they did me a
great deal of good. have unlimited
faith in the curative powers of Doane' &
Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name--Doane' sand
take no other.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12

Roy Chandler, of Fresno, Cal, who
has purchased a large tract of land in
Klicitat County midway between White
Salmon and the Lyle section, which he
soon intends to begin developing, re-
turned home last Thursday after visit
to Hood River MIR. Chandler and his
father own extensive raisin lands in
Fresno county, California,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12
DON'T LET IT GET
AWAY

from YOU that this
is the BEST photo
graph studio in
town. Take any
example of work
from the numer-
Gus ones that are
scattered ev cry
where among your
friends, and find
any flaw in our
work, IF YOU
GAN
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12
POSING

Is gwen special at
tention, as well as
developing a n d
m 0 u n ting. All
members Of the
family from the
baby up, are pom
ised a fine likeness
at moderate price.
We do handsome
enlarging OF pic
lures from small
photos. Visitors
welcome.
DeitZ Photo
Studio
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-01-12
Hood River Banking
and Trust Co.

We transact a general banking business and
own our own banking property,
Interest paid on time and Savings deposits
Safe deposit boxes.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-05-16
Good Sentiment.

u GTealvillc Piedmont.
4 Mr.. Thomas E. Wicker, of Newberry,
% president of the Association of Rural
3 Free Delivery Carriers of South Caro-
4 lima. has just issued an address to the
. members of that organization and in
& it there are soma fine sentiments.
For instance in touching upon the
small salary raise, which was a dis
appointment to the carriers. Mr.. Wick
er says: There may be some among
Us who think that the recent salary in
crease was not as large as it should
have been. From our viewpoint per-
\ haps it was not; but from the view
kpoint of the government it was solely
b question of economy. We must not
Sorget that our branch of the service
is young, and in some respects lmper-
feet, therefore, looking at it in this
light, let US who are in the held CO.
operate with our superiors at head
quarters, to the end that the imperfec-
tions in the service may be eliminated
and that we may become more ell
cient and deserving. When these
things have been accomplished there
need be no doubt that our compensa-
ton will be as generous as we could
wish. Uncle Sam is not stingy, but, as
every good business man should be, he
is conservative"
Throughout his address Mr.. Wicker
stressed the point of the carriers CIV
ing the very best service that they can
In this he and the carriers who are
working with him are to be COM
nended. There are so many puonc
olicials who seem to do only what
they have to, probably taking the view
that better work would bring no better
pay. In this, however, they are mis-
taken for the government recognizes
merit as quickly as a private citizen
We don't know MIR. Wicker, but we
know from his address that the rural
: carriers have a good man as their
president.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-05-16
Fine Opportunity for Young Man.

The Normal scholarships of the uni
versity have been raised in value. Each
scholarship is now worth SlO0 IN
money, besides remission OF S4O tul-
lion and s1S term fee. The money is
Maid to the beneficiary at the rate OF
$3.50 a month for eight months, to
assist in meeting the necessary living
expenses. There is one scholarship
for each county.
The university is making great ad-
) yances. It had more students the past
wear than ever before in it's history
41e. Many improvements have been
made. such as a new science building
a 2. N. G. A: building, q gymnasium
and baths. -
Ths health and morals Of the stu
dents are the first care of the govern
inc authorities. The university has
entered definitely upon a new era OF
growth, marked by sympathy with the
basal interests of the people, and
resolute purpose to serve the whole
State.
The current high school movement
sas greatly increased the demand for
well equipped men teachers at stead
lily increasing salaries.
Examinations will be held Friday
July Il, by the county board Of edu-
cation. Applicants should be at least
10 wears of age. Write President S:
Mitchell. University of South Caro-
saliva Columbia, 8. c., for blank appli-
cation.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-05-16
Nothing to Equal These Waists.

Hundreds and hundreds to select from. No
paper statement but facts. They sell like creased
lightning Beautiful Longerie and Silk Waists,
Waists made with the care and finish of much
higher priced garments. new shipment goes
on sale this week, May sale prices 49e., &c.,
$3.50, $i.e8, $2,4o, and up.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-05-16
More New Separate Skirts.

Every one new, right from the makers hahds:
200 black Panama Skirts best quality, hew
styles, we'll made Skirts So so value, May sale
price -. ..................... $4.9S
100 black Panama Skirts, best quality, well
made, SIS. 90 value May sale price. .......$5o oS
Black Panama Skirts, extra sizes for stout
women, 80, 81, "a and 36 waist measure, S8.5o
value, May sale price. S6 40
100 beautiful black Wolfe Skirts, 81. so value,
May sale price. S4.98
90 beautiful black Wolfe Skirts, $1,000 value,
May sale price. .S7.49
* beautiful black Wolfe Skirts, S12. so value
May sale price. ................S9.9 .98
New black Silk Under Skirts, made of Tafeta
Silk, deep Aounce, special May sale price $2.9S
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-05-16

An Elegant Lot Of Around
1000 yds. Edging, wide and narrow patterns,
bold and dainty qualities, Nainsook, Cambria
and Swiss goods, worth up to 2oc., your choice 1oc
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-05-16
May Millinery Sale.


This week will witness one of the most stirring
Millinery bargain events in the history of this
progressive store. If you could have been in
our Millinery department every day during the
past week and taken note of the number of beau
tiful Hats made and sold here you would have
no room to doubt Our leadership in this line.
This sale grows bigger and broader as the people
learn of it's existence. The news will travel fast
for our Millinery values are matchless. A solid
car load of Millinery goes on sale the first time
this week. You will think you have stepped
into hat factory when you hit our second floor.
One thousand new pattern Hats
$1.9s, $2.49, $2.98, $3.49, $3.98, $500,
$3.50 and $1,000.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-30
WILL NOT BE CHARGED
WITH NUMBERING PARENTS
Rv AssocIated Preaa.

New Orleans, Sept 29.-Miss Annie
Crawford, now facing the charge of
numbering her sister Elsie last Sat
urday will not be charged with caus-
ing the deaths Of her mother and
father and sister Agnes, all of whom
died under mysterious circumstances
in June and July OF 1910. This is the
semi Official information secured at
the police station late last night.
1t is understood that the decision
of the attorney not to investigate fur
ther the first three deaths was based
upon a report of City Chemist Metz
last night that 1t would be practi-
caIly impossible to determine the pres
ence of opium poison in any of the
bodies since they had been buried for
more than twelve months. The detec-
tives has now centered their activities
on discovering what Annie Crawford
did with the oxalic acid which she
purchased on the Wednesday pre-
ceeding the death of Elsie. She said
she bought the acid with which to
bleach sheets
The fact that the accused admitted
that she administered three capsules
of morphine of half a grain each to
her sister, together with the report OF
the city chemist that he had found
three grains OF morphine in an analy-
sis Of only a cupful of the contents Of
Elsie's stomach, confirms the district
attorneys belief that he win be able
to effect all doubt as to the intentions
Of the accused In giving poison
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-30
TAFT BRINGS
VISIT TO END
CONCLUDES HIS STAY IN IOWA
AND SAYS HE WANTS TO BE
JUDGED BY WHAT HE HAS Ac-
coMPLlsHEp.
ey AssoelatsS Press.

Ottumwa, Iowa, Sept. 29.-President
Taft ended his two days stay in Iowa
here tonight with a speech on the
tariff. The tariff talk was prefaced
by an explanation of the trip he is
now taking.
Taft said he did not believe a presi-
dent of the United States had the
right to make partisan speeches or at
tack anyone. He declared he is taking
advantage Of the opportunity to get in
touch with the people and explain
some of the acts of his administration.
He said he wanted to be judged by
what he had done.
Senator Albert Cummins, who has
declared for La Toilette as the next
Republican presidential nominee, was
at the union station at Des Moines to
meet Mr.. Taft today. With him was
former United States Senator Lafe
Young. The president was not quite
dressed when the train entered the
sation, but moment after it came to
halt, the two senators were asked
aboard. The greetings between them
and the president were brief, but ap-
parently cordial.
After the greeting Senator Cummins
started to leave the presidents car for
the waiting automobile ahead of the
president.
"will you follow Mr.. Cummins ?"
someone asked the president.
YES" Mr.. Taft is quoted as saying.
TIN always glad to follow Mr.. Cum
MINIS"