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The Washington times., 1911-04-22
BERGER'S PRESS AGENT
WORKING OVERTIME

To the Editor Of THE TINES:
MY attention has been called to an
artlcIe recently printed in The Wash
lngton Times in which Representative
victor Berger, whose press agent IS
being worked overtime of late, denies
the report that American women and
children are being held captives by the
socialists in the Alamo, Lower Cali
tornia- The fact that Mr.. Berger de-
clares that all of the Socialists beIievs
that President Diaz Is a tyrant. and also
that the big moneyed interests of the
United states who have inyestmsnts IN
Mexico, are responsible for the rnohiI-
lzafion of American troops near the
Mexican border, lends color to the he
!h, ueL tnat tne Socialists, as is always
tnelr won't are rendering every possible
aid to the Mexican revolutfonists in or
der TO destroy the present form of GOV
ernment in that country. This thrust
at President Diaz and his government
py member of Congress is not only un-
KIND, unjust, and un-American, but the
same demonstrates that the Socialists
are Just as hostile to a republican, az
tney are to monarchial form of gov
ernment. Hence. 1t follows that they
are militant against the United States
Government, which Is beyond a doubt,
the best as well as the most demo-
cratic and representative form of gov
ernment ever established and main
tained by man. 1t is not too much to
say, however, that socialism is opposed
TO all authority, be II OWL, political or
religious. Their leaders, the adroit
tacticians who edit their official organs.
and the astute politicians who govern
the party propaganda, are doing every
thing within their power to emancipate
the industrial classes from the belief
in private property, the sanctity of
marriage, love of country, and the su-
perstition of religion.
Representative Berger's recent state
ment to the effect that 1t Is an inter-
national policy of the Socialists to pro-
tect women and children is at variance
with the facts. inasmuch as In coun-
tries where Socialists and men of their
ilk hold the reins of government, women
nave often been prosecuted and exiled
from their native country on account OF
their religious convictions. A notable
example OF this is afforded IN the pres
ent condition of France, whose govern
ment Is largely composed of Socialists,
and where thousands of female teach
ers have been driven from the schools,
trained nurses from the hospitals, and
matrons from orphan asylums In order
to crafty the whims of an atheistica1
government Many Of those ostracised
women were compelled to leave their
native country and seek employment in
other lands.
Two years ago, when a band of blood
thirsty revolutionists caused an uprising
in Barcelona, Spain, in which several
hundred women and children were
slain, Socialists throughout
the world commended these sanguinary
deeds by sending kilograms of SYM
pathy and encouragement to the per-
petrators of the same.
JOHN A. CROWLEY.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22
Major Sylvester Inaugurates
Campaign for Convenience
of Visitors. Here.

Any delegation of high school gradu-
ates, New England school mar'ms, or
seminary students, who come to Wash
ington TO see the sights of the National
Capital SO that they can tel the folks
back home al about Uncle Sans big
Government factory, but who find
themselves strangers in a city that
would encompass Milkville in any one
of It's numerous parks. and can't find
any one TO point out the things OF in
terest 10 them, should tell their troub-
les to policeman.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22
Must Be In Position to Show
Them Sights of
City.

majors office yesterday. There were
forty young men and women of the
gradua ting class of the Saratoga
Springs. y. Y, high school in the party.
and they had letter from ]. II. King,
chief of police of that place:
When they arrived the major put
aside police business for a short time
and delivered a little address on nu
nicipal government in the District.
Then he had Policeman Edward Kelley
take the party around the city, and II
any crowd of sightseers ever saw more
in one day, Kelley would like TO meet
them.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22
Amusements,

National-"Ther Woman" 2:15 and s:15
D. m.
Carmen 2:15 p. M; Lucia" SO
p. m.
ColuInbia-Columbia Players in Sweet
Kitty Bellairs," 2:15 and S:l5 D. m.
Chase's-'.The Leading Lady" and po-
lite vaudeville. 2:15 and S:15 D. m.
Academy-"East Lynne" 2:15 and S:15
p. m.
Majestic-"Master and Man"
Casino-Continuous vaudeville, 12:45 to
IL p. m.
Cosmos-Continuous vaudeville. to Ii
p. m.
Lyceum-"Passing Parade" 2:15 and
S:15 p. m.
Gayety-Rose Sydelrs London Bellies. :"
2:l5 and Sis p. m.
Arcade-Skating, bowling, and motion
pictures, afternoon and evening.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

whether pasteurization is desirable. This
doubt should be resolved one way or the
other, and the Government Is the only
authority whose conclusions would be
universally accepted.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

and drop him into the midst of the
shouting bleachers.
That certainly would be-exquisite
torture.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

Col. o. G. Staples announces that
when the Riggs House closes on June 1
he is going to take real vacation for
a while. Washington hotel life without
the colonel would be like one of those
Barmecide feasts where there was
everything for a square meal except
something to eat.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

The net total circulation Of The Washington
Times Sunday during the month OF March
was $751; all copies left over and returned
when divided by 4. the number of Sundays
during March, shows the net Sunday average
Tor March ~ have been 42.l2S
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

At the same time, the sons of Vermont
do not wait for an annual reunion to
take a little sugar in their'n.''
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

The Storey faction sent in its con-
gratulations to the victors with a mem
tai reservation to keep their powder dry.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

The net total circulation OF The Washington
Times daily during the month OF March
was ] .2S6. 79S. all copies left over and re-
turned being eliminated. This number, when
divided by a. the number OF days Of publ
cation. shows the net daily average for March
10 have been I5. .S2
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

In each issue Of The Times the circulation
figures for the previous day plainly
printed at the head of the first page at the
left OF the date line.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

Entered al the Postoffice at Washington,
y. Cas- second class matter.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

Good-by, Daughters. Welcome, moth
ers,
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

Col John A. Joyce's poem on Reel
procity' is not accepted by Uncle Joe"
as proof that he also wrote Laugh and
the World Laughs With You" Still the
reciprocal idea suggests that Ella
Wheeler would do the graceful thing
claiming this one. and releasing all claim
on the other one.
The Washington times., 1911-04-22
Sunday.

The numberlof complete and perfect copies
OF The Washington Times printed Sundays
during the month OF March as follows:
March b.........46,I73 March l9.........4s, 127
March R.........4s.2S4 March 2s.........F, ,260
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

Total for month. .1S5, 7s4
Sunday average for month <6.44s
The Washington times., 1911-04-22
SUBSCRIPTION RATES BY MAIL.
MARCH CIRCULATION.
Daily.

The number Of complete and perfect copies
OF The Washington Times printed daily dur
Ing the month OF March was as follows:
The Washington times., 1911-04-22

BY the merger OF the Commercial and
National City Bank. Washington ac-
ouires the citizenship of Tucker X.
Sands. of Richmond. one of the WE'LL
known bankers OF the South. who has
been elected vice president Mr. Sands
financial career includes prominence in
Richmond and New York.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02
M,ts Miiuhpn mpIapt mon

Ius Miin6en meloet man:
Ser 9aufmam Siloemann aus
Gbiaiio muBte polle neun Stunoe,
bangeno uno itebeno in elmer @let-
i6eripalte in 5000 Meter Sole
perbringen. OR bate nit 5pei 8e-
fannten cine fibrerloie Gour nadJ
Dem 3406 Meter boben 3einpalo-
born unternommen. Iuf Dem @iid-
meg bra6 Der mitten am Sell mar
i6ierenoe Siloemam ourd Die oin-
ne Sfneeoede Elm uno perlanf in
Die Eiefe. Seine 9egleiter be.
miibten li6 5ipei Stunoen pergeb-
lid, i'm beruus3u5ieben. sic mug
ten ben @erungliidten idlieB!idy
5ebn Meter tiefer berablaiien MOO
er ouf einem @isporipruns iteben
fonnte. Damn bro6 elmer Ser Solt-
riiten nod Dem bier Gtunoen emit
fernten 3opport=Saus nuf mo er
eiren Siibrer ontraf. Ser Siibrer
uno elm Souriit mad)ten iid 10.
fort auf Den 8eg, inoem iie Den
Spuren i'm Sdnee foleten. Sic fo-
men nabts bel Der llnfaaiteGe alt.
Ser Serrngldte mar poaItdnoia
ourdndBt unb balb %erfroren. Or
fonnte na6 biertelitinoiger Mrbeit
geborgen meroen. gr bat nun ga-
ringfiigige 8erlesun9en erlitten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02
Gineu baslidjem anblid

CAB s. S. 9arnm BON Sreepiae, 81.
S. Der NIT Sieberausidlog seplagt
NOR. Na6oem er oiele Wiittel Der
iudt batte, i6reibt er iiber 09udlens
@rniea Salbe": Sic beilte poaltdn-
Dig, obne cine 0arbe 3uriid3uloilen.
Sic beilt mie nlasiid 8unben,
eczema, Shmelluneen, Siibnerql-
gen uno Samorrboioen. 9llr 25c in
alien Ipotbefen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02
Mrs. WInsIow's Soothing Syrup.

Set iiber fiinf8is Sabren bon
WiQionen BON Miittern fir lire
&inoer NIT Dem beIten @rfolee beim
3abnen gebraudt. @r berubiet oas
8ino, erweidt oas 8abnfIeii6 uno
hilbert Die Sdmcr5cn; BELT audi
8inofolif uno lit oos bette Mittsl
bel 9iarrboe. lteberau bel oen Mpo.
tbefern gu baben. Sragt mad Mrs.
8inslop's SOOTHING Sprup uno
nebmt nidts anoeres. % Gents ole
Glaide.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02
@e5lunnsen, bic Seimat s,t perlaien.

SeoeS Sabr lit cine groBe &n=
5abl Sungen-2eioenoer ge5pltngen.
Elm onoeres &lima auf5uiu6en. 9ies
1T foitipielig uno ni6t immer ii6er.
IS gibt einen beiieren @eg. 2aBt
Sud our6 n9r. Sings Seem Disco
perD" 5u Sauie furieren. ngs fl;-
rierte MIDI bon 2uneenleioen",
l6rteb @. Ct. 9ellon BON @alamine,
4rf., ILLS Mues @noere febli6lliq
ltno i'd nabm AZ 8futlo an @etpi9t
gu" SO Cts. uno $t.00. Sreie Ser
l16sfla11en BEL auen 9ruqqiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02

oleie widtige @ngeIegenbeit feline
3eit %eefl,noen, une 10 lit @Ges beinl
alten geblteben. Won ioGte oie
Sade ober ni6t olf Die lanee go,1f
ibiebelL nidt 70 LANCE luortelr, Biz
oas b%ungernoe @olf ein,nnE o,,f bell
8eoanfen fomnlt> Die &iiblbdui.r
ielbit 81 offnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02

lden Mnerbietens sic 0otpenoigfeit
elmer itarfen oeuti9en Slotte nad
ii6 5ieben miiiie. 9ieie &%oniequell5
tit init Dem ameiten Slottengelet
bon 1900 ge5ogen moroen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-09-02

Das BON Der @nflage gegell
ben inter Der 8eibuloieung Ger
Espionage berbafteten angeblid)en
oeuti6en 9eutnant Bbilipp SO.
S6ulB ooreebradte 9elpeismateria!
lit bonn @eri6t in 8lpmoutb fir
ausrei6eno erad)tet porben. Der
angeflaete lpuroe oaraufbin gum
Tro5eB feiteebalten.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
An AMrl.svs1aAesrTG

0sosUe Caviar Browne. the sxpsst
% internakioeal law. was djseuesing
ID pTovt4sncs ths RusDcn casa
"An Americas Asirsss." - sail.
married N italian. one Ruspoli. He
took Der TO Italy. treated hsr badly.
tthsn died and left all her money 70
~ family. She. II consequence. b
peanilsss. For. BY Italian law. the
wifs's money. Ill of Il bslonGs 70 ths
husband.
But aside from ~ legal aspect. con-
slider the mean, msrcsnary spirit oe
this thing. Really. these foreign no.
biemsn resemble Pslsg Hsndsrson Of
Apponaug.
"Psleg had two swesthsarts, shswo.
met girls. one Of ON owned . COW.
That was the one he married. He sx-
planned to bis friends at the wedding:
by crinus! there amt the differ
sncs Of COW between any two WON
On living"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
KRaB::l]2
VNOTES

The fruit tree agents will soon b
around. Don't give them all IN order.
Don't leave your valuable farm ma
chinery standing unprotected In the
Geld.
Rabbits sometimes ,gnaw and dam
ass blackberry. raspb srry and other
bushes.
A good implement house with .
fully equipped repair shop can b
built for $500.
The great virtue Of alfalfa 10 IL
ability to increase the nitrogen con.
tent Of the soil.
All plants which have the ability 10
add nitrogen to the soil. like alfalfa.
are called lsgumss. ;.
The farmer can Improve his prop.
srty cheaper than . psrson In almost
any other business.
Drainage lessons svaporatioa sim
ply By removing the surplus snow and
rain water By fltration.
Put some manure around the goose.
berry. currant and raspberry bushes.
n you didn't DO Il last month.
Il 10 the consensus Of opinion that
q email farm we'll worked b nors
profitable than large one poorly
worked. II
Grass roots must have proesctiou
from III wintsr froets u good mead
ows srs secured and maintainsd from
year 10 year.
A two-foot piscs d old steel rail
from the railway track 10 vsry con.
vsnient thing On the farm. u nay -
used % Q cheap anvil.
Manure increases the capacity Of .
soll 70 hold water. This. I doss By
reason Of the larSs amount q Or
ganic matter Il contains.
without doube one Of the pressing
problems with which the average
western farmer has 70 deal y that Ct
securing reliable fArn help.
Ths corn grower shouA constantly
bear II mind taat whi1s growing HE
corn, 10 10 prspASing foe future whsae
ana ether small grain crops.
Ths farmer Who does Dot pull the
teak plug eut q Bic psnp bsfors IL
veatAss bsconss cold s0ough y
lreese II - solia vh1le isll q water,
~ ~ ~ \ vera Walls 1siAs .
aSlsrwsf1s.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Consistent.

Consistent.
Senator" said the reporter. may ]
ask how you made your arst thoo-
sand!"
Yes. SIR" responded Senator Graph.
teri made It In the same way that
I made all my subsequent thousands" :"
Awed by the arrogance Of his man
ner. the reporter refrained from head
ing the story OF the interview "A Con-
fession!"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
cemparina Netss.

Comparing Notes.
The motorist and the aviator met
for . confidential chat.
That's . fne machine you have"
said the admiring aviator.
Yes. II II the greatest farm wagon
buster In the country. And how about
your aeroplane?"
"Sh! Best chimney buster IN the
world. old chap"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
A Movable Germ Crib.

The siss Of the crib ID according 70
the amount Of corn raised.
The walls must slant out little. -
shown In the cut. 10 this will keep out
the rain better. The floor 10 tight.
This kind Of . crib 10 quite cheap
and may be built Of small poles nailed
close together II no barrel slaves are
at hand.
Such . crib keeps the corn In good
coalition. II dries quickly and keeps
dry al the year around. which 10 not
possible for corn kept In . tight
granary where It molds and spoils at
once.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Japaneoo Garden.

One Of the famous garden o.
signsrs Of old Japan. Soami. once
said that the ideal garden should
express the sweet solitude Of =
landscape cloudsd BY moonlight
With half gloom between the
trees" Rikiu. another old-timsr and
sathority on gardening. wanted his
sasdsn 70 bs to him the lonely pre-.
sincts OF Q secluded mountain shrine
With the red leaves Of autumn scat.
tsrsd around" The japanese garden
ean reach perfection on any scale,
svsn the smallest. This II shown In q
tiny garden laid out In minute perfec
tioa With sand. pebbles. moss and
twin In Q saucer.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
EAsllY.BUILT cL0D CRUSHER
Found Extremely Useful On eells
With Many lwmps-haay Alse
Dc usod % Roller.

Upon heavy soils where there are
many Jumps or clods. this will b.
found Of uss. % II ID more effective
than the usual roller which presses
the ciod into the ground. but does not
crush II. while the drag or boat shown
In the illustration will work wonders
In q Geld where there are many clay
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
cllEAp moyAsLf coaM cMD
ouoso ossla Oh os,elsly sa6 esemses
h - 0emela ~ Az M
Voas AeouNA
Oy J. q. 0rEIN.y

UY y. q. 0TB1NJ
~ walls q this corn crib ore
buIle e barrel ssaves: the root may
y q laD-si1tns q any kinl Of rooans
yes weae
NJ ths side walls. use two lengths
q saves as1 nm Q pole on the mi1.
~. . shown b the cut to nall the
slaves %. asl run the two rods
through the middis q the crib. one
through polss and oae through plates.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Kicks comIns.

Bill-l see Q blacksmith has intro
duced Q phonograph into his work
shop.
Jili-weIl, II he shoes mules Il
might b Just - well to make EN- face
The music II he wants to preserve the
instrument. Statesman.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
A.um,num Instead Of Copper.

TIE h-droelectric commission Of
Ontario, who have charge Of the con.
struction and operation Of the electric
power transmission system from Mag.
ara falls, have decided to use alumi.
mum instead Of copper wires. and have
ordered 1900. 900 pounds Of aluminium
wire
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Sous Dreams Of Color.


The combination OF two tones by
yelling has become common device.
Therefore designers are always on
the alert for new color schemes. nor
are they content with two colors.
Below are . few combinations that
have been tried which may prove
suggestive to one looking for new Of
fects.
Tsupe tuils wells turquoise blue.
which In turn shields delicately sil.
vered cause.
over brilliant red satin IL huns
purple mousselins do sole covered
with pale blue net.
Gold net ID effective laid over Nat.
tier blue, with palest mauvs hung
over that.
One Of the newest frocks shows an
openwork design Of white embroider.
ed null over . slip Of cerise satin,
with. over the whole. . drapsry oi
night blue mousselins dc sole.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
% Away With ossrs and Shafts.

To do away with the gears and
shafts which have wrecked 20 many
airships the inventor Of . new dirig.
ibls In Gsrmany drives his propsllers
with close connected motors. deriving
power from . gasoline engine driven
generator.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
lnau1t.

Insult.
"Havs you ever been on . hunt
after big game. Mr.. PufRerf"
"Oh. many . time and Oft. Miss Pip
pln."
How does II look to . man up .
tSaef' a.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
A Discovery.

A Discovery.
In the light Of modern invention,
I know now what the msrmaids sat
ON Q rock combing out their long gold.
On tresses for"
what were they waiting fort"
sFor . Marcel wave 10 come
along"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
The oplce of LIE.

According to . scientist. men lived
longer In the stone age than they do
now"
II have no doubt II seemed longer.
WITH no chorus girls. no automobiles
ana precious little politics.'
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
A Test.

A Test.
DO you think the couple at the
table over there are husband and
wifer'
II know they're not"
How can you tell!'
II heard him give the waiter her
order nrst." -.I...
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
cled crsselsss.

Jumps or clods. Heavy planks are
nailed togsthsr In the manner shown
IN drawing with the edsss lappsd
over each other. and 70 the top of
thsss two strips are boltsd TO hold u
rigialy together. AZ the end Of these
strips two hooks are placed to which
. chain eaa - attached for hitchins
the team to. Ths top b further
Weighted with rocks II needed. TAis
also doss very elective work - Q
substitute for . roller upon any soil
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
! swetleh T,m,s,.... c.,.,...

~ owe1lsh Temperance csasesee.
- onQ0oe oo0graao oe the nveh.
- ooo1 TenDlass waa opened Il -.
elonoam, jnst ressatly. By Crovn
.011noo 0uotaf Aleoe. VI, nals a. y.
1sSm = 49, - ~ tAat "tAs -
11rn v6leA ispss tleelf fron istsnpes.
eooo - - Anmoo11o s9eels vim
G101n - Gsooeose DeoOFoo9."
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
AlO ooed Advlee.

NIo O0o0 NoVteo.
Il am going to hitch my wagon to
. star" announced the young drama.
tist.
Then" advised the experienced
manager. III there's going to be any
hitching TO . star, you had better
make Il Q whiss wagon"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Matrimonial Felicity.

Mrs. 0uackenboss--Am you daugh.
tah happily mar'd. 6istah 8ass!
Mrs.. 6asg-Shs sho' 10! Bless good
nsss. she's done got husband dst's
skssrsd TO death Of hsr!-woman's
Homo Companion.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Hsn6llns Manure.

HandilN0 Manure.
II b too bad that good many farm.
srs waste energy In the handling Of
manure. Why throw II In piles In
the Geld to b. forked again when Il
could b spread - quickly from the
wasonf A manure spreader win do
the work quicker and bettsr and make
farm life pleasantsr for the boys.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17

The applicant for Position-I an
also . college graduate. sir. .
The Merchant-H0w long since you
The ApplicantAAbout nvs year,.
The Merchant-That won't bs such
. handicap. ] reckon you've forsottsa
nearly all you learned BY this time.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
SOMETHING HANDSOME

That is what you want when you
order Stationery. Your stationery is your
silent representative If you sell hne
goods that are up-to-date in style and OF
superior quality it ought to be reflected
on your printing. We produce the kind
that you need and will not feel ashamed
to have represent you. That is the only
kind it pays to send out. Send your Or
ders to this Office.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17

: Making the 0sst u Il.
Today I passed the frosty pawnshop door
And saw you. my dear overcoat. within.
O coat. ! may not wear you any more;
But now ] must walk fast and try "a
grin.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
RIO GRANDE SOUTHERN R R

RIO GRANDE SOUTHERN K r
&~aa TINE CARD.
ARRIVE
No. 5-Passenser from Telluride and
intermediate points.-.:s. " .o6 y
No. 6-Passenser from Durango aud
intermediate points .......... :S pn
DEPART
No. s-Passeneer for Durango and in
termediate points ......... u 80 y N
No. 6-Passenger for Telluride and In.
termediate points. 900 Jpn
W. q. Bolt, Agent.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

COUNTY OFFICERS.
County Judge, J. J. Morefeld
County Clerk, 3. n. Burke
County Treasurer, Charles Reed
sup't of schools, Laliah Durward
County sheriff, James Gawith
County Assessor, T. Z. Britain
County Surveyor, U. l.. stone
County Attorney, s. ". Carpenter
COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
District No. !, W. W. Byers %
District No. z ". ]. Ayler
district No. ., George Nails
TOWN OFFICERS.
Mayor, W. r. Ordway.
Treasurer, J. W. Exon
Town Clerk, W. L. boyd
Town Narshsll, X. v. Lockett
Trustees:
W. ]. Exon, J. II. Brumley, II. J. Porter. J.
d. Burgwin, W. y. AcGlochlin, W. W. bycss
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
The Spoon In Position.

The Spoon In Position.
Nill make II easy TO apply to the ket'
tie. The spoon placed In the rest will
drain hack into the kettle. The cover
can be placed on without removing
the spoon.-Popular Mechanics.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
N Anybody oheutd Ask.

u Anybody should Ask.
, Snookins-You seem to be on prst.
~ good terms with old Grunendykes, I
notice. What do you fnd about that
old curmudsson that's worth cultiva-
tingf
Joedle-His youngest daughter.
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
MsNstensus.

nAeWeeeNouo.
"A health crank says II 10 possible
eoe . psrsoa TO live . long time. who
has no bad habits"
mo doubt. Even . week would
eesm Q long time In that case"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
sPooM NESTS Foa KETTLE
UWlave ceWtstvoNes lNvsMtsa - pre.
vsNt cssissy eeom ollppsWO Int

4 rest for keeping spoons from slip.
plng into kettlss en- b. made from
sesip oe metal bsnt - shown II the u.
luseraaioa. The spring of The metal
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
We Needs No Pity,

We Nssds No Pity.
'Doat you feel sorry for poor King
! LMaauslf"
"Not Q bit. I wish had his chance
70 make big money By going Into
Nashville"
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
Really Strange.

h, Really otran0e. .M.
.you should not stop on the street
70 talk 10 . strange man"
.That's the man ] told you Of VIC
wants to marry me-"
"Wsll, be 10 . strange man!s
The Dolores star., 1911-03-17
gxtrssnss Msss.

gxtrsmss Msst.
swhat do you long fors"' said shs
~ Awyee.
r ieas Tor brssf." answered The
yO1ng 80 D.
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a Prese,

! ''our minister has such . Gov q
eloausncs."
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