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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
Very Select.

The landlady was trying to impress
the prospective lodger with an idea Of
how extremely eligible the neighbor-
hood was. Pointing ove the way at q
fine mansion, she said In a hushed
whisper:
Young man. over there across the
street there's seven million dollars!"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
Irish Abstinence.

Sobcnei at regimental races center
tanning some farmers)-Well. what
will you all have?
Spokesman - There1l be three
vAfskeys. yer honor, and the other
tw0s tAytotalers; they'll just be tax
in a shpot av wine.-Punch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
And hey Adjourned,

The Mutual Admiration society met
and was called to order.
What of all the things in this world
do you like best?" asked the girl.
angling for a compliment.
"Beefsteak!" cried he. taken un-
awares, and a moment later the 30
ciety adjourned.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
Real Realism.

He's a stickler for realism"
Yes. but he carries, II to excess.
N me second scene he Is supposed to
% severely wounded, and he has .
surgeon issue bulletins between Tie
Acts."-LOu:svills Coulter Journal
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08

f~orerunners OF
dangerous kid
ney illness and
should be treat
ed without de-
lay.
Obadiah B.
Crane. 222 First
Av., Watertown.
8. OAK, says: Il
was taken with
rheumatic pains
and my left limb
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
DIsTEMPER

In all its forms among all ages of horses,
~ well as dogs, cured and others m same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600 900
bottles sold last year $50 and 81 90. Any
good druggist, OF send to manufacturer.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
Progress.

Lady-And did you make your
congregation give up cannibaIism?
Missionary (suppressing a GRIM
NO. quite; but after much trouble /
persuaded them to use knives and
orks.-The Throne.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
Luneta Tea

Is the very best quality, and if you
have been using ordinary tea,
order LUNETA the next time
from your grocer and notice the
difference.
Nothing but the extra choicest,
tender young leaves are used,
which retain all their natural
strength and aroma by being
packed in sealed tight tins.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
Getting Il Straight.

Prisoner you are accused Of hav-
ing stolen a gold watch"
It's false. In the first place, l
never stole It, and in the second, 1t
wasn't guld."-Pele Mele.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
The Death of a Prince.

Husband (reading the paper).-I
see that Prince Harold is dead.
Wife ian anglomaniac, inexpressi-
bly, shocked).-Is it possible? It seems
too sad for anything. What was the
cause of his death.
Hushand.-He trotted a mile in
2:G6A and then died of blind stag
gers.-New York Sun.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08

Start afresh this Spring-cleanse and
purify the system by a course of Garfield
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08

I have a word
with you. sir. with
out the cabin 7"
Immediately leav-
Ing my associates, I
followed the short.
muscular. athletic fig
ure of the camp doc
tor out to the edge of
the forest. Whats
up, Doc?" I asked
expectantly.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08

sHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Aliens Foot Ease, the Antiseptic powder for T7fod,
aching. swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort Makes waking . delight. Sold everywhere,
&C. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE
sample. address Allen 3. Olmssed, Le Roy, N. Y.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08

Who hath not known misfortune
never knew himself or his own vir-
tue.-Mailet.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08

Maud-What C have you for
doing such an unmaidenly thing as
proposing to Jack?
Ethei-The golden rule.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-06-08
CONT NEGLECT YOUR KipNEya

Kidney troubles are too serious to
neglect. Slight ailments are often
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
NOTES FROM NEARBY.

The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad will
increase its east yard capacity at Bruins
wick by adding ten gravity tracks with a
capacity of 500 cars.
The Dan Rice show, which made on
assignment in Harper'S Ferry, was put mp
for sale and James M. Mason, OF Charles
Town, representing Petersburg client,
bought the outfit for 81, 200-at least one
third OF its appraised value.
A charter has been issued by the Sec
rotary of State to J. N. linn & Company,
of Charles Town, the incorporatorS being
Jacob N. linn, Mrs. Annie M. linn,
GeorgeT. SisIer, Harry P. Light and Mrs.
Gertrude V. Light, all OF this county.
The company is chartered to engage in
general heating and plumbing business,
and to deal in stoves and ranges.
The recovery of William Allen, former
ly OF Charles Town, the murderer of his
own child, who shot himself last week at
Parkersburg, after killing his two-year-
old daughter and making an unsuccessful
attempt TO catch his wife and shoot her,
is now practically assured Thursday
afternoon the State authorities handcuffed
Allen to his bed in the City Hospital TO
prevent his making his escape. He will
be removed to the county jail in short
time, as there has been considerable talk
OF lynching.
DR.. Samuel Gray, a negro physician Of
Martinsburg, and DR.. P. Franklin Scott,
OF Washington, on Monday formally OPEN
ed the North Mountain sanatorum, in
Berkeley county, for the exclusive treat
ment OF negro victims of tuberculosis.
1t is said to be the only hospital exclusive
ly for colored persons in the State. The
State Legislature recently appropriated
$4,000 for the purpose of fighting the
white plague in West Virginia, and it is
expected that the North Mountain sana-
torium will be designated by State officials
as the place OF treatment for negro bene-
ficiaries of this fund
The Washington County Hospital As
ISOLATION has purchased Kee Mar COL
lege, in the eastern suburbs OF Hagers-
town, and will convert the large buildings
into modern hospital. The buildings
were erected about 60 years ago, but are
in first-class condition. The association
recently purchased large farm in the
northern suburbs from William c. Mckee
for $37, 900, and plans had been made for
the erection OF hospital to cost about
100000 This farm will probably be
sold. While the price was not made
public, it is said the association paid
So, 900 for the property. The buildings
will be renovated at once and put in or
der for hospital.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Honest Medicines Versus Fakes

President Taft's recent message sug-
costing an amendment TO the Pure Food
and Drugs law in its relation to Prepared
Medicines, does not refer to such stand
ard medicines as Foley'S Honey and Tar
Compound and Foley Kidney Pills, both
ofwhich are true medicines carefully COM
pounded of ingredients whose medicinal
qualities are recognized by the medical
profession itself as the best known REM
edial agents for the diseases they are in
tended to counterfeit. For over three
decades Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound has been standard remedy for
coughs, colds and affections OF the throat,
chest and lungs for children and Tor grown
persons, and Il retains TO day its pre-emi-
hence above all other preparations OF its
kind. Foley Kidney Pills are equally eitec-
tive and meritoriouS. For sale by Hills
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Nights OF Unrest.
No Sleep, No Rest, No Peace for the
Sufferer from Kidney Troubles.

No peace for the kidney sufferer
Pain and distress from morn to night.
Get up with lame back,
TwingeS of backache bother you all
day,
Dull aching breaks your rest at night,
Urinary disorders add TO your misery.
Get at the cauSe-cure the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills will work the
cure.
They're for the kidneys only
Have made great cures in Shepherds
town.
is. Fleming, Main ST., Shepherdstown,
w. Va, says: 81 gladly recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills and can say that
they act just as represented. The Secre-
tionS from my kidneys were unnatural
and passed irregularly. AT night was
obliged to get up several times, owing TO
this weakness. Seeing Doan'S Kidney
Pills advertised, procured supply at
the Hill Pharmacy and before long they
gave me complete and lasting relief"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan'S - and
take no other.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THE United States Senate last Friday
agreed that the five important bills now
before that body shall come to vote,
and dates were fixed as follows: Reel
procity bill, July p; wool revision bill,
July 81; farmers free list bill, August lst;
reapportionment bill, August 3; statehood
bill, August 7. This action is distinct
victory for the Democrats and progress
sives, and is an indication OF the end of
the supremacy of the standpatters. For
many years il has been the favorite prac-
tice OF the Republican Senate, dominated
by corporate influence, to kill by inaction
and delay the measures that these inter-
eSts opposed. But the new combination
of Democrats and progressive Republi-
cans has forced the bills from the pig
eon-holeS of the committees and has
brought the fight into the open, where the
people may see what Senators are doing.
The fate of these bills is as yet I'M
known, but the fact that they are to be
voted upon is great victory for popular
government.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Combination Sale
OF
Buqqies, Automobiles, Hor-
ness, Wire Fencing, etc,
AT KEEDYSVILLE, MD,
Wednesday, July 10th, 1911,
at II o'clock.

IS Bugges and Surveys, rubber and steel tire. reg
ular and auto seats
IS sets Single and Double Harness.
5000 rods American Fence, different sizes.
Lot OF second hand Buggies and Surveys.
One No. 4 SharpeS Separator, new, best IN the
world
Two new style 10th Century Spreaders sold two
cars this spring and they work fine will give you
chance for bargain in these two.
Three good second hand Autos.
One new Bickiord and Huffman Drill, one new
Thomas Drill two new Osborne Mowers, two new
Osborne Rakes, two Perry Hanows, two new
Spring Wagons. two new one-horse Wagons, 4
new Brake Carts.
Anyone having horse TO sell at the price OF one
dOllar-a chance 10 sell your horse.
Secondhand milk wagon, Bittle make, Myers
vile, in fine shape.
We sold over 400 Buggies last season and only
replaced one set OF wheels The day OF the sale we
are going 10 lei some one pick out buggy and then
break up set OF wheels 10 demonstrate the merits
OF the wheels we use. We will have an experienced
man demonstrate autos. Also have a man TO dem
onStTate our 6-horse-power gas engine that we VIII
have running on exhibit grinding feed. We have
had lots OF sales. but this is going to be one you
read about Between and O'Clock we viii give
away one set OF harness and other good prizes TO
the one here at that time holding the lucky ticket
NJ c Eakle and Harvey Lease, Aucts.
o. W. GrosSnickle and E d. Sunan, Clerks
H. q. SNYDER & CO.,
KeedysviIle, Md.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
There is more Catarrh in this section Of

There is more Catarrh in this section oil
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was
supposed to be incurable. For a great
many years doctors pronounced it local
disease and prescribed local remedies,
and by constantly failing to cure with 10
cal treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a con-
stitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure, Manufactured by F. ]. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional
cure on the market. 1t is taken internally
in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful.
1t acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case if fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address: F CHENEY SEQ, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hail. Family Pills for constipation.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

Turner Locktart and Miss Mary Goode,
of Capon Springs, w. Va, drove Is miles
over rough mountain roads through a
severe storm last Monday morning with
the intention OF getting married, Just as
the clippers were about to step on a train
at Winchester, bound for Hagerstown,
the brides father appeared on the scene.
He promised to buy his daughter a fine
new hat if she would 60 back home with
him, and she accepted his proposition
and left Lockhart in the lurch.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Can YOU believe your senses P

When two OF them, taste and smell,
having been impaired if not utterly de-
stroyed, by Nasal Catarrh, are fully re-
stored by Ely's Cream Balm, can you
doubt that this remedy deserves all that
has been said of it by the thousands who
have used il? 1t is applied directly TO the
affected air-passages and begins its heal
ing work at once. Why not get il to-day?
All druggists or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc
Warren Street, New York, on receipt OF
80 cents.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Notice to Trespossers.

Notice is hereby given to all persons
that il is unlawful to let their stock run al
large upon the county roads, and the
Constables OF the county are hereby re-
quested to take up any stock found run
ming at large and report TO their nearest
Justice of the Peace.
JAS. K. HENDRICKS,
County Roads Engineer.
July Is, l9ll-4w
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

To the creditors OF Fanny Carter, deceased
In pursuance OF a decree Of the Circuit Court OF
the county OF Jefferson, made in a cause therein
pending 10 subject the real estate OF the said Fan
ny Carter to the payment of his debts, you are re-
quired TO present your claims against the estate Of
the said Fanny Carter for adjudication to S. W.
Washington Commissioner, at his office in said
county, on or before the 18th day Of August, 1911.
Witness inc. NJ. Daniel, Clerk Of said Court, this
18th day OF July. 1911.
July 10th, l9ll-6w
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THE enemies of DR.. Harvey w. Wiley,
chief OF the bureau OF chemistry OF the
Department OF Agriculture, are after mis-
scalp, and they may get it, as the Secre-
tary OF Agriculture andthe Attorney Gen
eral are both on his trail. DR.. Wiley has
been an active and efficient man in his
place-but probably there are others who
are even more active and efficient who
could be induced to succeed him.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

Earl Kunst, aged IS years, well known
West Virginian from ParkerSburg, COM
mitted suicide in hotel in Washington
last Saturday. He had one cent in his
pocket when found. Kunst was son OF
DR.. A. H. Kunst, formerly superintendent
of the Weston Insane Asylum. He was
married but was separated from his wife.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

LAST Saturday Senator c. w. Watson
entertained a half dozen United States
Senators at his home at Fairmont, and
had also as his guests those Democratic
members of the Legislature who aided
his election last winter. In addition there
were present quite number OF promi-
nent West Virginia Democrats who are
friends and political supporters OF the
Senator. The entertainment was royal
one and the hospitality unstinted.
This affair shows that Senator Watson
means TO make strenuous fight TO carry
West Virginia for the Democratic ticket
next year and elect Legislature that will
return him to the United States Senate
for full term. Nothing could be more
pleasing to those who believe in winning,
regardless of methods, than the news
that the Senator will put his fortune and
his business ability into the campaign in
1912.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THE Senate committee continues to
pile up evidence concerning the crooked
ness OF Lorimer's election. But what's
the use OF spending money to prove what
everybody knows to be true?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

Those Who Take Foley Kidney Pills
for their kidney and bladder ailments, and
for annoying urinary irregularities are al
ways grateful both for the quick and per
manent relief they afford, and for their
tonic and strengthening effect as well
Try Foley Kidney Pills. Sold by J. H.
Hill.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Dividend Notice.

The Board OF Directors OF the Farmers
Bank OF Shepherdstown has declared a
dividend of three per cent out of the earn
ings of the past six months, payable on
and after July 10, 1911.
E. RUSH TURNER,
Cashier.
Iuly 6. lo1l-3W
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

ASIATIc cholera has broken out in New
York, having been brought there by I'M
migrants. This is one OF the few things
that can get into the United States with
out a tariff tax.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THAT doughty warrior, Senator Hey
burn, who broke into the United States
Senate somehow or other from Idaho, is
waving the bloody shirt so vigorously
that there's hardly enough left of the old
garment to give him "tail holt" Sena-
tor Hepburn is the composer of the ia
nous song, al don't like myself and no
body else"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

Friday, July 2lst, will be the fiftieth
anniversary of the first battle of Bull Run,
and there will be great reunion of the
Blue and the Gray at Manassas. Presi-
dent Taft and many other prominent per-
sons will be presnet.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THE secrets of the Steel Trust are to be
brought TO light by a congressional inves-
tigating committee. II is good thing.
Publicity of the operations OF these great
corporations is what the people want.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

1T is said that the banquet that Senator
Watson gave to the Democratic hosts q
Fairmont last Saturday was rare feast
Well, we all know the way TO the aver
age mans heart.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THAT well-known idealiSt and reformer,
Senator Smoot OF Utah, has introduced
bill revising the Aldrich wooden schedule.
If there is such thing as making the
worst still worse, trust Smoot TO do it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

AT last the Senate has agreed on dates
for voting upon the several tariff reform
bills before that body This is progress
sion, indeed, whatever becomes OF the
bills
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
APPLES! APPLES!
MauCk & Miller,

OF Stanley, Va, wish to buy apples in
large and small quantities, either early or
late crops. Persons who wish to sell
will please notify N. T. Snyder, Shen-
andoah Junction, w. Va, and member
of the firm will call to see you.
MAUCK & MILLER.
Iuly 20. lol1-6w
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

WITH President Taft's friends luke
warm about Senator LaFollette and La
Follette's supporters waiting chance to
stab the President, the outlook for Demo-
cratic victory next year is mighty en-
COuraging.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THE government has brought suit to
compel the Reading Railroad Company
to separate itself from the Reading Coal
Company, dual corporation whose chief
business is to compel the public to pay
about twice as much for coal as il worth.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THERE are two reasons why Woodrow
Wilson should be nominated for the
presidency by the Democrats next year:
First, he can get more votes than any
other candidate; second, he will make
the best President the country has had in
many wears.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
FOR SALE.

We offer for sale, for short time only,
Our new Westinghouse on Washington
street, containing six rooms. Large lot
and all needed oubuildings. Apply at
once for price and terms.
J. L. SHEETZ.
July 13, 19l1-2w
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Commissioners Notice.
In the Circuit Court OF Jefferson County, w. Va
c. W. Terrell, Admir- of Fanny Carter, deceased,
VIM. Wells. Hannah Wells and the unknown heirs
Of said Fanny Carter; deceased;
Extract from decree Of July 18th, 10

VIM Wells, Hannah wells and the unknown heHS
of said Fanny Carter, deceased.
IN CHANCERY.
Extract from decree of July 18th, 1911.
This cause is hereby referred TO S. W. Washing
ton. Commissioner OF this Court, with instructions
10 state and settle the account OF said CIV Ferrell
Admir- Of said Fanny Carter, decd; audit the debts
against the estate OF said decedent with their
amounts and prOrities; ascertain and report the
and possessed with the value and rental value there
OF together with any other matters deemed peril,
nent by the Commissioner, or required by any OF
ing this order TO be given by said Commissioner by
publication once a week for four successive weeks
prior thereto in the Shepherdstown Register, a
newspaper published in the county OF Jefferson
and the clerk OF this Court is directed TO give by
publication in said paper, and posting the Notice
TO Creditors required by Chapter 50, sec 8, OF the
Code of West Virginia and make report OF his pro-
ceedings hereunder TO the next term OF this Court
mo. NJ DANIEL, Clerk.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

THE Democrats and ProgreSSives in
the Senate have taken one main prop
from under the standpatterS by refusing
to allow bills to be put to sleep eternally
is committee. This was formerly great
evil under the sun.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

IT is to be noted that the Hon. John
Sharp Williams, of Mississippi, is making
good in the United States Senate. He
hasn't been there very long, but he has
already shown that his sword is keen and
his courage unflinching.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20
Commissioners Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the account final)oi
J. w. Gardner. Executor of Daniel Link, deceased.
IS before me, as Commissioner OF Accounts OF the
County Court of Jefferson County w. Va, for SET
cement at my Office in Shepherdstown, w Va.
Given under my hand this 10Th day OF July, 1911.
]. S. BRAG0NER. Comm'r
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1911-07-20

Any skin itching is a temper-tester. The
more you scratch the worse if itches.
Doan's Ointment cures piles, eczema
any skin itching. AT all drug stores.