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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Eccentrlc Life End.h.

The Vicar of Great Oakley North Hants). well known throughout Eng land for his quaint dolngs. died the otter morning. In consequence of his eccentrioities the congregation gradually iwindied until nobody at. tended the church. The large vicar. age he occupied fell into such a state of dis:epair that the vicar as he lay in bed looked through the roofless ceiling at the stars. and In wet weath. CT slept under an umbrella. As tbe vicarage fell in,u ruins he conceived the quaint idea Of utilizing the bricks for the construction of a miniature mountain in the vicarage grounds For many years hs could be seer daily adding to the pile of bricks un W 1t assumed enormous proportions and the kindly old clerics chief de light was to guide curious visitors through it's mazy tree and flower ssad usths to ua di=zv snu1rnit
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
sos TAIL FLUSH
(Pboenix Sunt

(PhOenix Sum
 The "big four organized and boosted by the afternoon republican paper for the capture and syndicatins of the democratic party Of Arizona is bob-tail flush. It has failed to ~fill' and not being able to win any thing. is doomed Co the discard
 The gentle peruser of the above paragraph will please observe that we employ the gambling terms most familiar 10 the education and exper- ieuce of the chief engineer Of the rbig four misdeal
 However, this little script is not ad- dressed to him or them 1t is to in- form our democratic readers that the campaign is moving finely everywhere for the true democrats whom the peo- pie trust.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

twenty years he can pay up his ia thcr's back subscription to this paper
 NOTES ON THE COUNTY FAIR
 The ice cream cones this year are quite satisfactory. although they still have the same old fault of leaking out al the bottom after you have held them in your hand fifteen or twenty minutes. The ice cream drips out Of the bottom of the cone and spOils favu colOred vest in about a minute and half. What Is needed is a tin ice cream cone that can be soldered up. A tin cone would be much easier 10 digest than those we get nowadays.
 They have very good musical com. edy show called The Midnight Bells The girls dance without moving the feet Mazeppa, the educated horse is not so exciting, but his performance is not risque. and no son need be afraid 10 take his father there.
 The homemade taffy which you see thrown over a hook and pulled by a man with dark gloves on is just as tasty as ever. Of course the man does not wear dark gloves. There is one expert out to the fair who can throw this taffy in the air and make figure s out of H in transit and keep it Of the ground most every time. He only dropped it three times while we were watching him yesterday, and when he spread it out on the marble slab and shipped it on in five cent lengths with pair of sheers, il had all the pristine beauty Of the white marble tombstone. lt was also Of about the same consistency .s.nd taste
 On account Of the rains there were only two races at the fair yesterday. the white and the oolored. They say the track was very heavy don't know who weighed t
 lt was not at all difficult 10 find the seats in the street cars. When they started suddenly most of the ipassen- gers found seals son the floor. ! q The most extensive exhibit on the grounds is the display of HamburseT sandwiches and Coney Island red hOts 1 asked the managing editor Of | the establishment which was the bet ter Of the two. and he said ''Oh. ii dent make any difference which you ! take. you viii wish yon had taken tht I other"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

Tuesday, beef croquettes "Wednesday. beef stew Thursday. beef a la mode Friday and picked up beef Saturday. Jelly roll every Saturday, weather permitting. Short order cooking specially. Al orders are short.
 Rod Skibbs has moved into new house that has got hot and gold gas. hard wood plumbing. open floors and southern exposure He told Rev. Hanks he had bought the place on the instailment plan Sl.O0 down and 25c per month and if his great grand children are industrious they can at least get the front stoop paid for.
 Seth Purdy. our gentiemaniy and congenial druggist, also chest pT0tec- tors and false teeth to rent by the week or month. tsee adv on page 8 says he is in favor Of local option in our midst if the drug store would only put on a free lunch it might be all right Deacon Pringles mule, Hay .ciuth. swallowed about nine yards Oi barsl wire fence last week and now the deacon says he can see good points sticking out all over her
 Miss Lutie Bibins, our accomplished musicianer and singer. wants her pa to let her take Technique But old man Bibbins. says all the rest of his family has always taken Hanks Fam ilv Tea, and what is good enough for thc rest of the family is good onOugl for her. ',s
 Fine line cf caskets and, burial robes inquire of Amos Butts. also livery feed and sales stables. #. Wilmington Botts has got fine new pair of pa iamas to wear Sundays, and to th' county fair He is certainly the Geo rge M. Conan Of these parts when ! comes 10 up-to-date clothes. Wiili' Tummis has started a lemonade stau' 1 cu, in The front of his fathers house
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Fans Tn Court.


 What excuse have you fer hitting this man?'
 Well, he said that Marquart was the best pitcher and ! said that Plank was
 Then you began 10 beat each oiEer up9"
 That's about it."
 Serves you both right every body knows that Bender has them both nailed 10 the post. Get out, Officer. don't interfere with the fans after this
 I wouldn't have this time except that there's no pitcher in it with Mathewsou.
 That's mighty close to contempt of court, rejoined the judge. frown. ing darkly
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Teachers Curriculum.

te4hor in "De Of inc poorest dis trtcts of Lordo ,ated at a meeting of the EduestiO q Handwork associa, lion at the Society of Ar that he desired Co see E,s boys taught by in- dusirial methods. T should like tt teach my boys to wash he added T w. the London County Council to ser me some needles. reels of cot to7. ana trcussr buuons.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

Just before his departure for the statehood celebration al Fl Paso Gov. crnor Sloan paroled or pardons a lot Of conyicts. We are not certain wheth- or he did this because the consicts deserved executive clemency or wheth- CT he did not wsnt to lug the Great Seal Of the territory around the coun. try with him in order that Actine Governor Young might moi be able tc make bis usual merciful use of it.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
THE SETTING CT THE SUN.


 oF THE SUN.
 It is with sorrow that we learn Of the subsistence of the Phoenix Sun after a brief but glorious career. Dur ing its existence Of little more than three months it seemed to be making a place. and an enviable one. in Ari- sona journalism.
 Rev Dr. Small, the principal owner and rhe editor. brought to it many years Of newspaper experience, much Of it gained by association with tho lamented Henry W. Grady Of the At lanta Constitution MT Small also brought to the Sun 8 national reputa- ton Tor briniancy which steadily il, lumined its columns, not only those of the editorial page but Of an tbe uases
 But there were many reasons why the Sun could not survive. A very potent one was lack of financial back ing until the paper could win it's way in it's community and in the territory 1T Dr. Small were as able a Rnancier as he IS an accomplished newspaper, man, the lack Of funds might have been supplemented but in this re. spcct he was sadly lacking as so many ulen Of genius are.
 But primarily, there was no room in Phoenix for another morning pa per where the field was fully occu- pied by the Arizona Republican with a strong and unsuitable grip upon the entire conservative and thinking clement Of the community We be- lieye. though, that the reputation of Dr. Small. supported by ample funds and a keen business management would have made way even in that crowded hive of journalism.
 The birth Of the Sun in midsum. mcr was hailed with enthusiasm by certain element which afterward failed to accord it either financial or moral support. That was the long haired and populistic element It had assumed. why. we cannot conceive that tie Sun too would wear long hair and eminent ears But when they discovered that it was the purpose o' Dr. Small to make the Sun appeal to intelligent and thinking readers the long hairs turned their backs up on 1t and sought their congeniaI and customary forase in the columRs oI the Bungtown Busie, The BulyilIe Ba zoo, The Clear Greek Clarion and sim liar "tribunes of the people"
 But the Sun shines no more and since the morning of October T. there is just that much less suushinc in the world. There is also 2 re grcttsble vacancy on the exchang' table Of The Review
 We trust, however, that the hna setting of the Sun Ooes not mean tha tine day of Dr. Small in Arizona il over
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Gratitude

With wave Of his hand the police man brought the auto to a halt
 You vent by here at sixty miles an hour a while ago, he said severe iy.
 Ready to swear to that" asked the driver
 Surest thing you know
 Thank you" returned the driver, it happening that the companion in the seat with him was a prospective purchaser of the machine.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
DOUGLAS.
FOR COUNTY AssEssoR-
AInes, ,n,r.a,,,. Az

Ninea TuratsvilOf. a peasant won- m s' Teley, in the Caucasus. is prob ably the oldest person in the world. Recently she celebrated her one hun. frod and six,y-hfth birthday. Though be IS now quite incapable of using her 'mbs. she is still in possession of her mental faculties.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Reuutafioo at stake

in une lark he had run against an open door.
 T don't n,ind tbz black eye" he said to his wif0 the next morning, but it's the annoyance of having to admit that somebody hit me"
 But why admit what isn't uue?' Think ! want to be taken for liar?" asked the man indignantly.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
mere Forms.

Why Go you always begin speech Friends and feilow-citizens?' v don't know replied the orator; "wh5 do you always beisn letter Dear air and sign it Yours tYulyP"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Enu.rlrrces

Mrs. Hlphupp-what-s the matter, dear9 Mrs. Blass-Tn sure I won't know how 10 take care Of tttle En' ma after next year You see, she Is seven now. and reyer bad a dSs hat lived over eight
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

aHN ". H'|.
 day beef hash roast beef Mon Sunday, cola Tsss roast beef Mrs. Hanks ser, no better place. ken in will find ready to be ta- Those who are in boardCrs ready 10 take Hanks is now Mrs. Ansel
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
A New pOssIbiIItv.

Speaking of presidential possilSili. ties" he said, T have been wonder. ing"
 About what2"
 Whether indigestion ought not to be counted among them"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
GEORGE U. YOUNG
Raiss Eine Mul.a ln chin..

North China is noted for raising the best mules in the middle kingdom. In Pekin one will see mules quite as good In every respect as the Missouri and Kentucky product. The finest are em. ployed by Chinese officers and other wealtsy men 70 draw their "PekiD
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Eaz@ 9 uu~-z'u- PRESS sGc COMMENT zzzzzzzzn @Ezzzzszxzza
[. T. U. iNoosEMENT

Onternational Typographical Unioa
 JouIal of lndianapolisl
 Col. Thomas F. Weedin. editor of the Florence Blade. has announced his candidacy for the democratic nom inatiOn for the first governor of the state of Arizona. and he seems to have the support of nearly all the Ar, izOna newspapers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
DLHaranN

His PaDa-"Hsve some butter. Tom my: Tommy tsged seven )-"But you always ten me butter isn't healthy.~ His Pspa-"That at home: you're ar the hoiei now; go as far as you like
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
To Teach the Mothera.

tNeIi4 AHc ibOhVSFss
 A number of philanthropic women fin Montreal have opened a Mothers Clinic" in a poor district Of the city, where every morning the mothers of the neighborhood can take their ba- hies 10 receive treatment Tor childish complaints As well as treatment for their little ones the mothers are given instruction by doctors and & trained nurse iu proLer methods Of caring for their children Little il. iustrated lectures are given daily on the necessity Of cleanliness fin every thing affecting food. Pure milk, and any special food either for baby or nursing mother. is supplied free upon doctors 1rGer.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

There is no use going on with this campaign until the Phoenix papers have decided wherein pay car dif- fers from a special car.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
Truth In the Hesrt.

He Wbo has truth in his heart need never fear the want Of persuasion on bis tongue RusEla.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

There are so many rat holes for a mans money that he cant fll an of them.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

Many men wreck both fortune and health trying to get another dollar they do not need.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FOR GOVERNOR

hereby announce myself as 3 can didste for the nomination for Gov ernor Of Arizona subject 10 the sp- proval Of the voters at the Repnbli- can Primary, October 24th, 1et1.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
2. Mora to the MiE.

When your friend calls himself a fool, it is better 10 disagree with nim than to lose his friendship Walter Pulitzer
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

Nothing is more pitiful then to see the wife of a dead beat go into a store and ask for credit.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
(Republican)
FOR SUPERIOR JUDGE

hereby announce myself as can dldate for the office of superior judge of coehise County, Arizona, subject to the action Of the voters of the Republican party in the ensuing pri. mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

The man easily approached is us. ually the hardest to get away from,
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
JARED D. TAYLOR
FOR SHERIFF

hereby announce myself as can didste for the office of sheriff, sub ject to the action of the republicans at the primary election. ! pledge my self 10 endeaVor 10 fiji the office to the satisfaction of the whole people.
 WILL J. WHITE
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

We all need thoroughness in plain education more than we need a smat- tering in the higher branches.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
D e m o C rattle
FOR SUPERIOR JUDGE

I hereby announce myself as 2 can didate for the office of superior judge of coehise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the Democratic party in the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
c ountry To " n
 s GyIngs
By Ed" Howe

! This is the year you expected So much of last year.
 The man easily approached is us. ually the hardest to get away from,
 There are so many rat holes for a mans money that he cant fill an of them.
 Many men wreck both fortune and health trying to get another dollar they do not need.
 Nothing is more pitiful then to see the wife of a dead beat go into store and ask for credit
 We all need thoroughness in plain education more than we need a smat- tering in the higher branches.
 There are certain words one never rarely sees except in description ot a wedding or some other society event and l hate every one of them.
 People who are always expecting impossible things 10 happen are much surprised at events that should be as confidently expected as spring after winter
 A man went to Chicago and made a big success. And now his wife is denying that when she lived in 1t- tie town her family owned cabinet organ and traded it on a plane.
 There is an umpire in every walk of life. You say what you think is smart The umpire decides the remark isn't funny, and there is no laugh You write what you think is great book. The umpire decides you are out although you think you made home run. You buy a hat you think is becoming. The umpire says it is a foul. and street boys whistle approval of his decision. So it goes in everything Always an umpire to decide against you
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

This is the year you expected So much of last year.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

Copyright 1911, by George Aa1theW Adams.)
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
EagIN. N.THE.SPUR t5SjF. eN2wE<NT
 1 By ROY K. nOULTON.
nOULTON

Maybe if he sticks to it fifteen or twenty years he can pay up his ia thCrs back subscription 10 this paper
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FOR THE ASSEMBLY,
ST. DAVID.

I hereby announce myself as candi- date for the Legislative Assmbly from Cochise County, subject to the decision of the primary election. If elected. l will stand upon the plat form of the democratic party, endors- ing the constitution as originally adopted and mandates thereof, and and win abide by the advisory vote for United States senator. will en- deayor to serve the best interests oi Cochise county.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FROM THE HICKEYVILLE CLAIR.
 ION

Copyright. Im C. x. Matber
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
JOHN WILSON ROSS
FoR suPERIoR JUDGE

hereby announce uIseif as 9 can eioste for the office >f superior juoae of Goehise Count, Arizona, subject to the action e the voters of the Repuhiiesn ps,Y In the ensuing pro mary eleetiosfs.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

There are certain words one never rarely sees except in a description ot a wedding or some other society event. and l hate every one of them.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FRED A. SUFFER
FOR SUPERVISOR

hereby announce myself as can didate for member of board of super visors of coehIse County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensu- ing primary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
GUS HICKEY
OWEN E. MURPHY
FOR STATE AUDITOR

hereby announce myself as can didate for state auditor of Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensuing primary election.
 J. C. CALLACHAN
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
C. M. ROBERTS
FOR SUPERVISOR

hereby announce myself as c1r- didate for member of board Of super visors of Cochise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the Vcter5 of the democratic party in the ensa- ing primary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FOR CONSTABLE

Hereby announce myself as a can didate for constable of precinct No. ? of cochise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FOR SUPERVISOR
FOR COUNTY ROAD SUPERVISOR

! hereby announce Ryself as can. dieate for County Road Supervisor of Cochise County. Arizona, sub ject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensuing primary election.
 J. H. JAMES.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21
FOR COUNTY TREASURER
DOUGLAS.
FOR STATE SENATE

hereby announce myself as can dictate for the office of state senator from Cochise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the democratic party in the ensuing primary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

People who are always expecting impossible things 10 happen are much surprised at events that should be as confidently expected as spring after winter
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-21

A man went to Chicago and made a big success. And now his wife is denying that when she lived in at- tie town her family owned a cabinet organ and traded it on a piano.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-12
FAIRNESS OF JOHN DooLIH.

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IN s.. ,b.t honor an IN Rohert Gil.
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yin ue vop1d Iike to see II 90 TO
so,,. o,,,or .ood domocrat vgho ,s not
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-12
S.S'


In some parts of Syria the peasants
have "A right to kill one man and one
woman every year to make medicines
out OF their bodies, A druggist whose
establishment was boycotted because
he was thought to have tried to muir
der boy, brought suit against the
boys parents for their Interference
with his trade. but he received no
damages. as It was recognized that the
adults were believers in the old super
stitlon
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-12
NATIONAL CONVENTIONS NEXT
PARTY LEADERS ARE NOW BUSY

! save his party by allowing himself
to be nominated, but if his own de-
clarationS are 10 be taken seriously
and the assurances of his friends are
TO be believed, he will not under any
circumstances allow his name TO be
presented.
This leaves the republican conyen-
ton with nothing to do but to nom
mate President Taft, and then do
what it can to frame a platform which
will win back into the party the rank
and file of the insurgent forces. If
this platform fails to heal the break
in the republican ranks, then the
presidents reelection is remote.
1t was for this reason that the re-
publican committee will devote so
much of its time in talking over the
platform, and the necessity of making
it as progressive" as such a plat
form could stand
When the democrats meet, the sit
uation will be different. There will
be no less than five candidates and
their individual strength might be
guessed at, but that will be all. Not
until the state delegations are in
structed will the real fayorites be
known.
This fact will make the January
gathering OF party leaders all the
more interesting. 1t will also make
the democratic leaders more anxious.
There will be divisions in the demo
cratic ranks, divisions of a serious ma
ture too, an dthese must be closed up
and all hands pull together if success
is to come in November next.
Whatever may be the final outcome,
the fact remains that within less than
a month the campaign will be on in
and for months to come the
country will give its attention largely
to political affairs.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-12
ACES Add Garments.

Centuries ago, as Sir Walter Scott
says. in "lvanhoe." men wore one
thickness OF clothes. whether OF wool.
leather or velvet The shirt was In.
vented. but for long time was worn
only by the nobility and gentry. Then
followed the waistcoat, breeches and,
later on. trousers. The overcoat,
which succeeded the medieval cloak
was raro until the seventeenth cen.
tury.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-12
The Rose for Nerves.

1t has been discovered that the rose
will cure a headache. Its perfume
acts as medicine upon the nerves
Its particularly If deep red
Soothes the senses through the eyes
and its cleanliness and medical prop
critics generally act upon the system
not only as a curative, but as tonic