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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
Had His Troubles,

Michael DoIan, an is it yourself?"
Yes; sure it Is"
We'll, We know thot bletherin' spal-
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
That ] do"
He bet me a bob to pint of whis-
ky I couldn't swally an egg without
breakin' the shell Nv it,
An we did it,"
II did,
Then phwat's ailin' YEP"
IT'S doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waist coat,
IF l jump about I'll break it, and
cut me stomach wild the shell, an if
l kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have
a Shanghai rooster scratchin' me in
side"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
Made 1t Necessary.

Horace Greeley invented the type
writer"
Where did you get that idea?'
well, that isn't exactly what l
mean, but his handwriting was prob
ably more responsible for it than any
other one thing"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
Ambiguous.

Obliging Shopman Ito lady who has
purchased a pound of butter) -Shall /
send it for you, madam?
Lady-No, thank you. 1t won't bs
too heavy for me.
Obliging Shopman-Oh, no, madam,
I'll make it as light as I possibly
can.-Punch.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

Many a girl would promise to marry
a man if she thought he wouldn't be
so silly as to expect her to live up to
her promise
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
How Rumors Start.

Whats this about sewing your un-
fortunate wives up in sacks?"
Nothing to It," replied the sultan,
emphatically II did get 'em some
hobble skirts"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
Consi

Doctor-You are considerably under
weight, sir. What have you been do
ing?
Patient-Nothing. But I'm retired
grocer, doc.-Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

81 am going to ask your father
tonight for your hand in marriage"
How dreadfully old fashioned you
are"
Don't ask him; tell him"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

Worry, anxiety, fear, hate, etc., ETC., directly
interfere with or stop the flow of Ptyalin, the
digestive juice of the mouth, and also inter
fere with the flow Of the digestive juices Of
stomach and pancreas
Therefore, the mental state Of the individual
has much to do (more than suspected) with
digestion.
Brain is made of Phosphate of Potash as
the principal Mineral Salt, added to albumen
and water.
Grape-Nuts contain that element az more
than one-half OF all its mineral salts.
healthy brain is important, If one would
do things" in this world.
A man who sneers at Mad" sneers at the
best and least understood part OF himself.
That part which some folks believe links us
to the Infinite.
Mind asks for healthy brain upon which
to act, and Nature has defined a way to make
healthy brain and renew It day by day as It
is used up from work OF the previous day
Natures way to rebuild is by the use of
food which supplies the things required. Brain
rebuilding material Is certainly found In
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

For over fifty years Rheumatism and
Neuralgia sufferers have found great re-
lief in Hamlins Wizard Oil. Don't wait
for inflammation to set in. Get a bottle
today.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

When a married woman prays for
hat, the Lord may answer her prayer,
but it's her husband who pays for 1t.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

If you want a thing we'll done, do
[ yourself.-Welling
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
r,ADVES CAN wEAR SHOES

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot-Ease,
the antiseptic powder TO be shaken into the
shoes. 1t makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
Refuse substitutes. For Free trial package, ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
Verv Much Attached.

VCTy NTUITI FNtIdOIIOU'
Swenson-Why do you always hear
a ship referred to as "she?"
Benson guess it is because she
sometimes becomes very much at
tached to a buoy
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
If You Have Money.

That fellow Gotrox is a multimil.
lionaire. He has more money than
brains"
We'll, what does he want with
brains?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not
grippe.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
Too Much Like Work.

THE boss's son is kicking"
Why"
Says he's overworked. All he used
to do was tear the pages off the ONCE
calendars once month. Now he has
to wind the eight-day clock, too"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19
A Strong Preference.

"She is literary, isn't she?"
Yes, indeed; she'd rather read than
do Homework any day"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-19

brains ?"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
Investment

No doubt you have received great many
chances of investment, such mining stocks, oil
stocks, etc., sometimes good sometimes bad mining
stocks when good not of life long endurance oil
wells run dry, but manufacturing enterprise pro-
ducing an article that every man using heavy
wagon will in time buy exist forever and keep
increasing year after year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
Investing VS.. Hoarding

Read the parable of the "Talents." Three men
received talents to be used The first two invested
theirs and received profit from the investment and
praise from the gver the third boarded his received
loss instead of profit instead of praise The
wealthy men of today and tomorrow, and the
who benefit their fellowmen are the wise investors
not the hoarders.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
Sale of DOubletrees

We will market our doubletrees, through ex-
elusive county agents. receiving cash for same, en-
abling us to make all purchases for cash In Sc
lecting county agents will give agency to the
man who is able, not only to purchase our double
trees for cash, but to pay cash consideration of
from S25 to $50 for the county right according to the
population of the county, and conditionay upon the
sale of certain number of doubletrees year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
What People Sometimes Say

The writer has had great deal of experience
buying and selling stocks of various kinds, and has
often heard this remark: eff you have such good
proposition you ought to be able to obtain all the
money necessary to carry on your business" We
are all poor people, but prize honor to such an
extent that we have stock to donate to secure in
fluence, to sell our stock
have known great many cases where men of
influence have been given large blocks of stock for
the use of their in aiding organizations to sell
Pedersen Doubietree Mfg. Co.
Capital $4,000 $4,000 Shares par Value 81 90 Each.
fully PAID AND NONASSESSABLE
P. Petersen President W. F. Beaird Vice President.
Lauritz Larsen, Secy. & Treasurer.
| DIRECTORS 1851
j. P. Pedersen Lauritz Larsen
w. F. Beaird Albert B. Pedersen
John w. Koech
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
A Friends Advice

Cost Chauncey Depew thirty million dollars He
was at one time offered one-third interest in the
Bell Telephone patent for $4,000 A friend advised
him not to invest Today his interests would have
been worth $30000,000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
The Sale of County Rights

The sale Of county rights Petersen Spring
Lock Clevis Doubletree will place value on our
stock around the three figure mark and pay enor-
nous dividends on the valuation. The profit from
the doubletrees already manufactured at Mt. Pleas
ant, Utah, present location of factory, exceeds
100 per cent.
If you will consider the amount of doubletrees
sold annually in the United States, which numbers
around six million, then consider that have the
most practical and strongest doubletree the
ket you will at least be fair enough to concede that
can, in the first year, sell five thousand double
trees. This amount would be but one-third of the
doubetrees sold in the state of Utah each year This
alone would pay dividend of 10 per cent on our cap
ita stock, not mentioning the enormous from
the sale of county rights.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
Material

We are using in the manufacture of our double
trees the best materials obtanabe doubletree sticks,
select forest growth hickory; singetree sticks,
ond white growth hickory back of our doubletrees
ironed with eighth inch iron. The entire pull on
our doubletrees is from the entire width of the
doubletree stick and iron making the strongest and
most practical doubletree manufactured today.
Size of doubletree, 2x4x4S inches.
Weight of doubletree, complete average twenty
eight pounds
Price of doubletree, complete, delivered at your
nearest railroad station, $780, County agents prices
request.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
Conclusion

We are paying no salaries to fill up expense col
umns we are positive in our minds that our divi-
dends will amount to good salary The manufac-
tre of doubletrees has and will be done by piece
work, the sale of doubletrees and county rights
will all be done on commission basis Some of the
leading bankers and business men of the state have
already invested in stock, and can assure you,
as have assured them, that few dollars invested
in Petersen Doubetree Manufacturing company
stock will pay handsome dividends and rapidly in
crease in value.
Our factory is now located at Mt Pleasant, Utah,
but we are considering moving to Salt Lake where
shipping facilities are much better and where labor
required will be at our command Our doubletree is
on exhibition at New Windsor hotel. Price OF our
stock, $1OO per share, fully paid, non -assessable,
terms of sale all cash. Make all money ORDERS or
Checks payable to Petersen Doubletree Manufact1r-
ing Company, address all correspondence and appi-
cations for stock to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08
What the People of Utah Ought to Know

same with Air Brake, Bell Telephone and hundreds
Of others.
We have organized under the laws of Utah the
Petersen Doubletree Manufacturing Company, cap
ital s5oooo $4,000 shares par value $loo each, and
have taken over the Petersen Patent Spring Lock
Clevis Doubletree-a necessity that will, in short
time, rival Gillette Safety Razor, Air Brake, Bell
Telephone and a great many others too numerous to
MENTION all of which have made their early stock
holders independent.
Petersen Spring Lock Clevs Doubletrees are
now being manufactured and the demand for same
far exceeds our factory output.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08

their stock and in my experience have known of peo
pie buying stock merely because some well known
man was connected with the enterprise.
We are going to sell but 10, 1000 shares, money to
speak for itself Another point in favor is this
Instead of incorporating around the million dollar
mark, as great many people do, we have incorpo
rated only to the amount Of $4,000; $4,000 shares
S100 per share, fully paid and non -assessable.
We are going to sell but 10000 shares, money to
besed in larger factory and enabling to buy
materials in carload lots instead Of small shipments
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28

meeting place. and Or. J. R Christie
OF Quincy. III, elected president by
the Tristate Medical society. here yes
terdsy, in its closing session. The
other officers elected are: Vice presi.
dent for Iowa-Dr. c. P. France, Bur.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28

hngton: vice president for Missouri,
Dr. J. J. Link. St Louis; vice president
Tor Illinois. DR.. H H Fletcher, Win
chester; secretary, DR. z. Liddleton,
Pontiac, IN: treasurer. Dr. Emery
Lanphear, ST. Louis (reelected 10th
time).
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28

Notre Dame yesterday came under the
official ban OF the faculty. Suspension
is the penalty provided for smokers
on the campus or the streets. accord
ing TO notices posted today on the uni
versity bulletin, and signed by Presi-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28

dent Cavanaugh. The posting Of the
order had been anticipated, and the
cigaret users among the students had
prepared for it by buying pipes. The
nonsmokers and athletic coaches
greeted the order with 1oY.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28

Your complexion as well ID you
temper Is rendered miserable by &
disordered liver. BY taking Cham
berlsin's stomach ana liver tablet
you can improve both. Sold By al
druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28
CIGARETS BARRED; PIPES

Notre Dame Students Meet Suspen-
sion Decree of the Faculty.
Notre Dame. Ind. Sept 2S.-Cigaret
smoking students of the University of
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-28
DOCTORS ELECT OFFICERS

Tristate Society Chooses jacksonville
as Next Meeting Place.
Fort Madison. Iowa, Sept 2S.-Jack-
sonviIle, Ill, was chosen for the next
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25
HE WAS A DANGEROUS RISK
In These Rushing Days the Pedes'
trisn Has No Show a. All With
insurance Company.

Here was a case where II seemed
a. Il everything vas settled The IN
surance coInpany's doctor had report
ed that the man seemed to be All
right. and the man himself had certi-
fed that he was not engaged In any
dangerous occupation
Il lead a sedentary life.- he told
them. Z work in an Office and We
have no danger or excitement"
How about sp9rts7" the examiner
asked DO you footballa Baseball7
Do you box Do you belc.g 10 an
athletic ciubg"
'No-noue Of that stun. guess
I'm safe risk"
DO you scorchz~
What do you meant"
DO you drive your car faster than
the speed iimit7"
I have no car
"Whatz How do you get about2-
4 walk
Risk refused. A scorcher Is a
dangerous risk. but a. pedestrian has
no chance at all Buy car. old chap.
Sorry -go5d night"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25
SAVES TWO LIVES

Neither my sister nor myself might
be living today. K 4 had not been for
Dr. Kings New Discovery writes A.
D. Mcdonald Of Fayetteville. ~ q. r.
r D. No s. FOR ne both had fright
RI coughs that no other remedy could
help. We were told ny sister had
consumption She was very weak and
had night sweats but your wonderful
medicine completely cured Us both.
It's the best I ever used or heard Of
For sore lungs coughs, colds. hem
orrhage. lagrIppe. asthma, hay fever.
Group whooping cough.-ail bronchial
troubles supreme Trial bottle
free SOC and si.0o. Guaranteed By
Bro-a = co. d&F
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25

HOS would IN uD-fO-date American
girl like the following hint from 4
German critic nor IL fhis country
Why DO NOT struggling country par
Sons with small salaries help them.
seiFes out by taking charge Of city
young women In Germany II fs the
eustoEn FOR girl 70 pass : year BE-
tween school and society in the coun-
try in the home Of some clergyrn Al
Who can oversee her reading. while
his wife induets her into ali The nys
terry q the hoasewifely arts. The plan
has many adrantages. It Is more prae-
teal thaH ySuF coarse I'm domestic
science. for he pupil actually takes
hand IN all the work Of the household
from the laundering 10 sausage max
Ing
Free from the distractions Of home
or society. or even OF the classroom,
she can devote herself single minded
to the business Ia hand. Her first
innid experiments are ventured out Of
range of the 5eers Of brothers and SIS
ters and Of the mothers unconscious
assumption that she is stiu 4 little
girl When she goes home II Is IN the
fun blush and dignity Of housewifeIy
completeness, q graduate into mature
life
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25

Potatoes. 90 minutes. unless small.
when rather iesf cabbage and cauii.
flower, 2s minutes. peas and aspara.
gus. % . Is minutes: carrots and
tnrnips. IS minutes when young. /
hour IN winter Oh ,ns. medium size.
one hour; beets. honr IN summer. !
hour and 60 minutes or hours or
largel 10 winter: French beans. II
SLIT or sliced slantwise ard thin. 25
minutes. II only snapped across. 40
minutes: broad beans. II very young.
30 minutes old, 40 to IS minutes. All
vegetables should put ln faaf-boll
ing water and quickly brought to the
boiling point again, not left 70 steep
10 hot water before boiling. which
foushens them and destroys color and
flavor This timetable WIN be found
useful u copied and fastened on the
kitchen uall.-NeW York Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25

Its a shame the way they crowd
these cars. The passengers should
rise up and insist on getting .
chance to sit down"
You may send me up the compile
eork Of shakespeare. Goethe and IA
srson-also something TO read
I'D Ike 70 sance and shonAt
dance. only the music puts me out
and the girl gets in my way
res, nef husband robDed neT oi
every cent she had-and just think.
she only married him because she
was afraid q burglarsi~
~HelIol Is this the butcbers Wen.
you may send me up q roast Of beef.
and remember. please. butcher. 70
have It rare. That's the only way
my husband can eat iL"-Boston
Transcript.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25
SOLVES a DEEP MysrsHy.

n want 10 thank you from the bot
tom Of ny heart wrote G. 3 RAIDER.
Of Lewisburg. ". va. for the won.
derful double benefit got from Elec
tr.c Bitiers, IN curing me Of both q
severe case Of stomach trouble and
Of rheumatism. from which I had been
an almost helpless sufferer for ten
years. Il suited my case as though
just made FOR me- Tor dyspepsia. in
digestion, iaundice and to rid the sys-
TEN Of kidney poisons that cause rheu.
mafism. Electric BItiers has no equal.
Try them. Every bottle is guaranteed
to satisfy Only foc a. Brown =
CO. d6w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25
WISDOM OF THE WIDOW
DON'T LET MAN KNOW IT IF YOU
CATCH HIM M 4 Liz
Tnsf ls Her Philesophic E1Vice, ut St
Is Forgotten Wren 1o~ar6's Per
fey ls Revealed 70 Her ~
Friend.

II yo1 would keep the lore d any
faan. never let him know that you
have caught him fl Z iie.~ said the
widow. Il yon Do. he never wiA f0' :,
give you l. EliI make him uncoHfort
abie. and 10 his dying day man hollis
4 grudgs against anybody that made
hlm uncomfortable There Is nothing
that - endears woman to Z man as
frustf1l absorption " his choicest
les. Coafrawizs, there e nothing that
20 we4kenB her hold on bis affections
as an accusation n untFuthfulness
backed Up with nndigputed truth
i - pity all women cannot learn
this u they could, the divorce courts
would get = chance 10 shut down every
day on schedule time. learned It. An
aged goman Who had had four hua-
bands gave me tlp ON thar before
married. and played il strong all The
way through / admit Il vas hard
work There came times when my com
mon sense fairly shouted for vindi-
cation. when The pretended inability
70 see beyond my own nose and even
70 the end Of II drove me 70 desDera-
tion: bit the simulated virtue paid in
the long run. My husband lived and
went to his reward sustained IA an
unfaltsring faith In my stupidity.
Consequently. he loved me to the
end
Il am going 10 manage the next
one the same way VIII there be an
other2 Oh, why. didn't you know
Well, yes. am to Howard Miller on.
II hasn't been definitely settled yet
Some time 10 May. believe"
The girl in blue beamed upon the
widow admiringIy
mo doubt your philosophy Is
sound she said. but / never could
live Up 10 It. BY the way. ] sup
pose you had fine time going to
the tneater last week"
No. said the widow, Il didn't 90
At all Howard was III. He had 70
stay home from the Office all last
week. He wrote 70 me twice a day
Poor fellow ne wasn't able 70 get out
Of the house,
The girl in blue stared hard. then
blinked rapidly.
Merciful goodness" she gagped
"Oh. dear-if this isnt-what shall
do7 I don't suppose ought-yet,
must See here. my dear, she said.
with determination. I've got 10 tel
you something. ] hate 70 do It, but
It's my duty Howard MilIer--lIed--to
You. Yes. lied he may have been
~. but he wasn't too III to get out
of the house Why, my dear: he-he
went to the theater five times last
week. Ny brother saw aim there
Five times. Just think Of itl"
The widow grabbed her handkef-
chief and gloves.
Let me ont Of here, quick" she
said. Went 10 the theater five
times IN one week. did her And yet
be wasn't able 70 come to see me
0-o-oh. how dare he lic to me SOL III
show him. Just wait tn catch him.
II I don't"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25

She was riding home in the subur-
ban hack ard her whole converse
tion had beeL In monotony Of the
country life in general and in sEsrth-
more in particular
Z think she told the man opposite.
that / shall have TO do something
exciting Just to stir things up-I mean
something real shocking"
DO. he smiled. encouragingly. and
my wife will give a bridge and ask
al the women who viii be likely to
discuss II
And ne afr became cooler.-Phila-
delphia Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25
Go soLnlER IoRruREn.

For years I suffered unspeakable
torture from Indigestion, constipation
and liver trouble" wrote A. K. Smith,
war veteran ar Erie. Pa. @but Dr.
Kings New Life Pulls fixed me ali
right They're simply great" Try
them FOR any stomach. liver or kid
ney trouble Only 25c at Brown &
Co. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-07-25
MLLNM 5. REYBUhE. -BABY MEMBEa" Of CON0aEss.

eF ffSCs rapidly h the u william Smart Rey
his election FROM the Second Pha
succeed te late Joe. Cook
the baby member Air Heyburn = not
really balg. sd ie Is the youngest
ep9er required just commit
n n0nae him for ne seat lie ran
Henry baby ~ the About the
1omnafed announced that 10 % be married
Washington who had been his sweetheart
mayor On
shortly tf eien csngfess5aan ieyburn aud Miss
Aaary opposed
recall other
popular fefoys ~ ne day.