New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18
o.n0b Pests That Infest a.
Subway and Surface Roads
Think 1t the Height of
Fun to Insult Peace
full Passengers.

may having passed and Saturday
T. to,.inr followed its heels into the
i-~ovocahle. Sunday shows up.
sunday is a day Of rest AS such
.r5ained when the world was a pup.
,be present doubling age hasn't sue
- in changing IL any. Being day
&C. '.i.,,ra and recuperation from the an
i@ n,+tle Of life the New Yorker looks
GU. hin, for some suitable way to loaf
..c,Derate Being an animal Of a ner-
'n- aud hard working nature, he can't get
corner somewhere with "A good book
better newspaper and just let the
,r, nassively by. If he happens TO
a.. he finds. after about a couple of
...cbes Of sixty minutes have slipped into
F..r,i,v that they refuse TO fly in accord
with the time honored schedule, but
90. slowly and with leaden feet.
-. does he fling the paper 70 one side
-ost some form Of Sunday rest that
&c hard labor with H. II is the Ameri-
ia, We work hard and play harder.
.s.r six erilling days in the iron foundry,
-,s,nr YOUNG Harlemite will seek the
.-,-ro.ities Of the baseball diamond on
.andav and spend his day of idleness with
.-,,zinr vieor After il is over his brow
Ssmn with more honest perspirauon than
(. i from, hot day at his regular Job.
r.,-one SAYS that our system is wrong and
s-,lsb Far be 10 from such as I 10 con-
.-.5ict as wise a bit Of geography as that
,,,tnent but 10 is the American way, ana
a. don't ask them 20 adopt IT,
r, cot hack 10 our average New Yorker.
t.yinr chucked his paper in the corner.
r. calls the wife and. taking his cane from
-. ~s.k for its regular sunday outing, they
u. ,berr % the subway 90 escape the dog
-. snnui If be hasn't q wife he gets
81 The results Of the day will be the
s.,,s either way. The observer can readily
,..,5e --o married from the In by noticing
rou they ACT in the ten-car train.
u ,es- are man and wife the lord and
......~ of che pair sits IN silent and moody
,,,,,-,,,rsan with the top Of his stick and
..,-~s his mind loose on the worries that he
,to,id have left locked up at his place Of
business The woman gazes at the adver-
..siae Autographs and wonders whether she
r,n be able 10 get downtown Monday morn
ING early enough % push In on that list Of
rare bargains she found displayed in sun
GAYS papers.
Il they are unmarried--ah. that is too
s,sv' The single Young man works until
lads of moisture stand out beneath his
ssrtllly brushed forelock trying 10 make
his every remark clever and brilliant. And
believe ne that IS hard work in many
essss, OF course. the girl strings him along
into thinking that he is getting away with
n There must not be a fracture in the
running fire Of cleverness. He tells her
abor, the funny things the fat man said
Al The vaudeville show. and she laughs at
he wrong time in a heroic attempt to
make hin believe he is a regular comedian.
Than this second hand comedy nothing is
ssddcr. but they don't know IL.
Now. il the entire volume Of Sunday pas
sengers was OF such an inofensive stripe
as these an would be we'll But while such
as these are preparing for their little day
:, the country. there are other young bloOds
tuttonng unaccustomed high collars about
rough rcd nscks. and calling out IN the
thross of Sunday preparation:
Mamma have YOU seen anything Of my
tsi ~ brass knucks2 And I can't find my