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The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26
ORDINANCE NO. a.

AN ORDINANCE pruyiding for the calling
and holding of q sp.ci al election In the town |
OF Culbertson, Valley County, Montana, ON |
the 18th day Of June A. d.. 1911. for the pur-
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thereof the proposition Of issuing the nego-
table coupon bonds Of said town to the
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The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26

Now is the time to get rid of your rheu
maiism. You will find Chamberlain 5
Liniment wonderfully effective. One ap-
plicaIion will convince YOU OF its merits.
Try II. For sale by all dealers.
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Notice for Publication
Department ofthe Interior.
u. =. Land Office at Glasgow. Nom

Department ofthe Interior.
u. Land Office at Glasgow, Montana
April 2sth. 1911
Notice Is hereby given that Fred Fryhling
OF Dane Valley. Montana, who. on April
9Th. 1906 made Homestead Entry. No. 35s.
ship ~ North, Range 81 East. nj. NJ. has filed
notice Of intention TO make Final Fiye-year
Proof. to establish claim to the land above
described. before q. II. Coulter. u. :. Commits
sloner. at Culbertson, Montana. on the 18th
day Of June, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Niels Nelson. August Fryhlng. Nels Christ.
ensen. all Of Dane Valley. Mont. and Chris
Gunther. Of Cuibertson. Mont.
TRUMAN NJ. PATTEN.
Register
First Publication. May 18th. 1919
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New Quarters

c T.. Conner our enterprislng attorney,
is now comfortably installed IN his new
office. lust east of the Lake Hotel. Mr..
Conner has been hut few months located
in our progressive town but during this
short time h. has gained large acquaint'
anceship and his courteous manner has
brought him many clients in his law busl'
ness. His former office was IN the bach
Part of the Bank of Medicine Lake. Med
icins Lake Nave.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26

Strayed from the Steepie Ranch. one
bay mare. weight about GOO lbs. branded
on left hip with turkey trace. brand on
left shoulder not known. white spot On fore
head. Please notify John steeple. Enter
prise, Montana. 6p7
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26

Sick headache results from a disoriered
condition Of the stomach. and can be cured
BY the use Of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Try il. For sale by all
dealers
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Notice for Publication
department of the Interior
u. :. Land Office at Glasgow. Mon
Nav Id IuIl

May 10. ltll.
Notice Is hereby given that
knut Toastensen.
Of Culhertson, Mont. who, ON April 18th. 1915
made Homestead Entry. No. 3is1. Serial No
O2s.i. for NEn. section -. Township ~ NJ,
Range 5d T.. VI. Meridian. has filed notice OF
intention IL make Final Five year rrouf. IL
,-si ablish claim Ia the land above described
bsfore q. II. Coulter. 4. :. Commissioner at
culhertsnn. Mont, on the 2|th day Of June,
1911.
Claimant names a. witnesses:
John Lee. Henry Fimrine and Robert In
stenes. all Of McCabe, Mont. and ole :. Ben
jord. ~ Culbertson. Mont.
TRUMAN VI. PATTEN. Register
First Publication. MAY ~. I9ID
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Baked At Geld Steel

Il wouldn't let doctor cut my foot Of.
said II. d. Ely. Bantam. Ohio. although
horrible ulcer had been the plague Of N,
life for four years. Instead used Buck
lens Arnica Salve. and my foot was soos
completely cured" Heals Burns, Boils
Sores. Bruises. Eczema, Pimplss. Corns
Surest Pile cure. 7sc at Valley Drug Cs.
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Strayed

One bay team Of mares branded N-x
on left thigh. also branded g on right
thigh. Have fore-tops cut of and had hal
tiers on at the time they got away. Very
liberal reward. II. ii. wIcks,
sta Poplar, Mont.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26
Notice for Publication.

Department Of the Interior,
U. 4. Land once 81 6laagow. Montana
April soth. Isil.
Notice Is hereby given that
Jerry NJ. Koch.
Of Lsnark. Mont vho. on June 18th. lsos.
nsde Homestead entry. No. SiS Serial No.
0kzl for 81 of SEA. sec. =. T. - n. 81
y. NJ. N. hiss died notice Of intention 10 make
Ttnal Communication Proof. 10 establish claim 20
tsss land above described. before @. n. Coul-
tezr. U. ). Commissioners. In his once. at Gull
hsrtson. Montana. on tbs Sd day OF June. isil.
Claimant names e witnesses:
william T. Fentoo. Anderson @. Nay, ]. A.
McCann and Edmund Hansen. all Of Lanafk.
TRUMAN NJ PArTEN. Register.
Ftsl Publication. April - islD
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26

In the District Court Of the Twelfth Judicial
District q! the state Of Montana In and
for the County Of Valley
j. A. LARSSS s Plaintiff Ala. s,mmo,,
J. n. BAN. Defendau. ans ~
The state OF Montana sends greetings to the
above named defendant:
You are hereby summoned to answer the
complaint OF this action which Is fled In the
Office OF the Clerk Of this court, Q CODY of
which Is herewith served upon you In the
county wherein you reside. and to file your
answer ssd to serve copy thereof upon the
plaintiffs attorney within twenty days after
the service Of this summons. exclusive Of the
day Of service. and In case Of your failure to
appear and answer. judgment will be taken
assinst you by default for the relief demand
ed In the complaint.
This action is brought on a promissory note
dated July aOth. 1903. for s97l.6i and interest
at ten percent from date thereof. given and
delivered BY you to plaintiff and now due and
owing after demand. together with reasona.
BILE Attorneys fees as provided for In said
note. Said note having been executed al
Glasgow. Montana. and no part OF same hsv-
ing been paid
Witness my hand and Sc alof this Court. this
(sEAD 10th day of May. 1911.
Z. O. Beede. Clerk
X. o. Lunke. Attorney for PLAINTIFF. GILBERT
son. Montana.
(First Publication May 18th. IsiI-&t)
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-05-26

J.. NJ. Howell, a popular druggist of
Greensbury. Ky. says. We use Cham
beriain's Cough Remedy in our own house
hold and know il is excellent" For s.Ie
by all dealers.
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SELL N &
OUT
THE CHICAGO
ST O r e

Everything at q big re-
IL ductiOn. Saturday,
May 18th, Is positively
our last day here In Gull
bertsOn. We hope to see
all our friends attending
this sale. Thanking you
one and all for your past
patronage. | beg to remain
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Diamond Flour at Tanner & Best.
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Notice tor Publication

Department of tn. Interior.
u. :. Land Office At Glasgow. MontaI
NAV 18th 1911
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
| Tohn Henry
I IT MAKES A
HOLIDAY
By GEORGE V. HOBART
By GEORGE V. HOBART

Teach the children not to forget
me while l am away at the Office"
said Goosedipper, eagerly.
Il will, Claudius, if I have to do 1t
with a shawl strap" said the loving
wife.
Then Goosedipper arose.
Let me look around the old home
once again before I go away to duty
on the 100 accommodation, which
runs eagerly like rabbit, hither and
thither, and no where in particular"
Together with his wife, hand in
hand, followed by the cat and the lit
tie Goosedippers, the brave Commuter
took a parting walk among his house
hold
And when his emotion overcame
him and he stepped not unkindly but
heavily withal upon the cat the scene
was too pitiful for words.
1t was touching sight to see them.
Then with sob Goosedipper grab
bed his lunchbox and was gone.
II caught a train many years ago
but we had to change cars at Salt
Lake City, SO l came home by the
way of Bangor, Maine" was the only
explanation the Commuter made.
Don't apologize, Claudius," said
the loving wife Il knew you would
be home some day if you had to wait
for the Panama Canal to get finished
Such Is the simple faith of the Com
muters.
Where is Spartacus?" said Goose
dipper when l left you he was our
oldest son. l hope no change has
happened to him, Mirabel? The day
before I went on the 7:09 train little
Spartacus put on his first knickerbock-
er pants. Where is he?
THAT was many years ago." sighed
the wife. when Spartacus grew old
enough to learn the schedule of the
trains he swore never to leave home
until the railroads made some ar
rangement to get him back again, and
so he is now hermit
"A hermit" inquired Goosedipper;
what Is a hermit?"
"A hermit" answered the wife; "a
hermit is Commuter who loves his
home too we'll to commute"
"And little Augustus Appius, where
is hep inquired the husband after a
while
Little Augustus Appius has grown
up and developed the brain of a deep
thinker said the wife. with ten
years more study he will be able to
think deep enough to invent subur-
ban train that will have the sense and
the courage to keep on going till
it reaches the place it started for
Eyes, Claudius,' continued the wife,
"our little Appius is a scientist. Every
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
MENTAL ACCURACY
Greatly Improved by Leaving Off Coffee

The manager Of an extensive cream
cry in Wis. states that while regu-
lar coffee drinker, he found it injuri-
Gus to his health and hindrance to
the performance of his business du-
ties.
cit impaired my digestion, gave me
a distressing sense of fullness in the
region of the stomach, causing a most
painful and disquieting palpitation OF
the heart, and what is worse, it mud
died my mental faculties so as to seri-
ously injure my business efficiency.
Il finally concluded that something
would have to be done. | quit the use
of coffee, short off, and began to drink
Postum. The cook didn't make it
right at first. She didn't boil it long
enough, and l did not find it palatable
and quit using it and went back to cof-
fee and to the stomach trouble again.
"Then my wife took the matter in
hand, and by following the directions
on the box, faithfully, she had me
drinking Postum for several days be-
for / knew it.
when I happened to remark tina.
/ was feeling much better than / had
for q long time, she told me that
had been drinking Postum, and that
accounted for it. Now we have no
coffee on our table.
"My digestion has been restored,
and with this improvement has come
relief from the oppressive sense OF
fullness and palpitation of the heart
that used to bother me So / note such
a gain in mental strength and acute
ness that I can attend to my Office
work with ease and pleasure and with
out making the mistakes that were SO
annoying to me while I was using
coffee.
Postum is the greatest table drink
of the times, in my humble estima-
ton" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich
Read the little book, "The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs There's reason"
Ever read the above letters A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
interest.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
WISCONSlN'S LIVE STOCK
Federal Census Shows Increase OF
Ga, s Per Cent in Decade
Horses Ahead.

Washington, d. C.-Statistics rel
ative to the domestic animals, poul-
try and bees reported for the state
Of Wisconsin at the thirteenth decen-
NAL census are contained in an Off
cial statement. The aggregate value
OF all domestic animals, poultry and
bees in 1910 was reported as $685.
1000, as compared with $96,328,-
600 in 1900, the increase being $62,-
10000, or Gt.5 per cent
The total value of the domestic an
imals was reported as $153, 625, 900
in 1910, as against S93,521,O00 in
1900, an increase of $60,1O4,OOO, or
64.3 per cent. The poultry was val
ued at $4,469, 900, as compared with
So, All, 900, the gain being $2,O5S,-
600, or 85.4 per cent. The bees were
valued at $3.50, 500, the increase
amounting to $4,000, or "A per
cent.
Horses and colts lead the domes-
tic animals in total value, displac.
ing cattle, which held first place in
1900. The total value reported for
horses and colts in 1910 was $685.
$4,000, while in 1900 it was $34,-
$4,000, an increase of 100 per cent.
The total value of the cattle in 1910
was SGT, 100000, as against $780,
$4,000, the gain amounting to 43.9
per cent. Next in order in 1910 was
swine, with a total value of 3d.
621, 900, as compared with $780,
600 in 1900, an increase of 1877 per
cent. The total value of sheep and
lambs in 1910 was reported as So
900, while in 1900 it was 81
$4,000. Mules and mule colts in
1910 were valued at S316,100, as
compared with S243.50O n 1900.
Horses and mules in 1910 consti-
tuted 43.5 per cent. of the value Of
all live stock; cattle, 1925 per cent. );
swine, Sc per cent; sheep and
lambs, 2.3 per cent; poultry, 2.S per
cent, and bees, o. per cent.
The total number of cattle re-
ported in 1910 was 2,678,160. OF
this, 1 ,471,591 were dairy cows, the
total value of which was over $780,
835, 900 and the average value
S3460. The total number Of horses
and colts reported was 614,654, of
swine 1,SO9,331, and of sheep and
lambs, 928,783.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
WELCOMED BY MEN WHO
SMOKE

Particular men who smoke realize
how offensive to people Of refinement
fs a strong tobacco breath, and how
Objectionable to themselves is that
dark brown taste in The mouth
after smoking.
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic is worth
Sts weight in gold for this purpose
alone. Just little in glass of water
rinse the mouth and brush the teeth
The mouth is thoroughly deodorized,
Ehe breath becomes pure and sweet
and delightful sense Of mouth clean
Iness replaces that dark brown to-
bacco taste.
Paxtine is far superior to liquid an
Afseptics and Peroxide for all toilet
and hygienic uses and may be obtain
ed at any drug store 25 and soc box
or sent postpaid upon receipt of price
by The Paxton Toilet Co, Boston,
Mass. Send for free sample
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02

| was beginning to hatch a dark
and devilish plot, and in the morning,
bright and early, had Barney Dooiin
at work painting our automobile the
exact colors of the machine owned by
the Hon. William Gray, who had the
temerity to run against Uncle Peter
for mayor.
This was Saturday, and since early
morning score of boys roamed all
over town, distributing 10000 cards
whereon was printed "Bunch's Advice
to Society"-a canard of my own de-
vising to queer Bunch with the So
ciety push.
The cards made an awful hit Nine
citizens out of every ten didn't know
whether 1t was straight goods or
josh, but after reading the card over
for the second time nearly everybody
concluded that the strenuous cam
paign had overcrowded Bunch's men
tai seating capacity and that he had
gone dippy.
When the afternoon paper, the
Ruraldene Palladium, made it's appear
ance, 1t contained paid get-back
from Bunch on the first page, and it
was surely dizzy dish of words.
Ruraldene, as everybody knows, is
an extremely popular suburban town
and is sometimes called THE Commu-
ter's Paradise" 1t consists Of a hust-
ling business center" and beyond this,
dotting the green in all directions are
the villas and country homes OF the
suburbanites.
It was through our army of Commu-
ters that Bunch tried to reach me.
This is what he had in the after
noon paper:
"Voters and citizens of Ruraldene:
There is in our midst an ardent sup
porter and adherent of the Hon. Peter
CRANE who spends most of his time
besmirching the fair name of the Com
muter. This man is the author of a
literary stab in the Suburbanite's
back, a copy of which has recently
come into our possession and which is
published herewith to prove it's au-
thor's villainy, and to warn the voters
who may we'll ask IF Peter Grants
henchman belittles the COmmuter in
this cruel manner what will Mayor
Grant do to them?' We give space
to this cruel slanderer's effusion that
our citizen Commuters may be on
their guard hereafter:
THE COMMUTER."
By John Henry)
"Mirabel!"
Eyes, DEAR" answered the Commu-
ter's wife.
''The Suburbanite pins his faith to
railroad schedule only to find that
somebody pinches the pin!"
Eyes, Claudius," the wife answered.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
DAISY FLY KILLER
GOOD WORK WELL SUPPORTED
People Are Liberal in Their Contribu.
tons to Young Mems Christian
Associations.

This year Young Mems Christian as
sociations are likely, it is said, to
break all records in amount of money
raised for new buildings. The success
at Philadelphia, when $1,030,000 was
secured in twelve days, has given slim
illus both to Young Mems and Young
Women's associations. Added to it
was the 100000 campaign for build
ing in foreign capitals. Brooklyn
women, with the aid Of a few men,
have just secured $415,000; Atlanta
men, 100000; Reading, $217,000;
Elyria, Ohio, $127, 900, where the com
mittee asked for but 100000; Charles
ton, S. c., $4,000; Raleigh, N. c.,
$4,000; Walla Walla, Wash, $4,000.
and Ishpeming, Mich, $22,500. Associ-
alton leaders say three things help
them in getting these large sums:
Christian unity, a short and public ap-
peal, and real results accom- plished in
buildings already erected.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
"The John Henry Home Guards"

''Mirabel! the Commuters life is a
moving one and full of cinders!"
yes, Claudfus!"
"Mirabel!"
Commuter Goosedipper paused and
shook the family GROWER slowly from
side to side.
Yes, Chudius," the faithful wife re-
sponded
1T is now little less than daylight
must leave Insomniahurst and go
forth to the great city where l get my
wages"
Goosedipper sighed and squeezed
the pitcher
'And today the Chokeup and Crawl
along R. R. takes off fourteen more
Tains!" he gasped.
"Claudius!" the wife exclaimed. pale
from one end Of her face to the other
To-day | must go forth on a train
which will look no more upon In
somniahurst until many bitter years
have faded into the elsewhere" he
muttered all foam-bedecked into the
pitcher
And must lose you so soon?' said
the good wife, bursting into tears.
1T is the will of Fate" he said
THE years will be long between u.s.
she said, sobbing with her voice.
yes, but | will telegraph you
money once in a WHILE" he whispered,
restraining the impulse to cross his
fingers.
ooh! the awful suburban railroad
SYSTEM" she shuddered, separating
tbs wife from the husband and the
father from the children he can never
tz0w In their infancy"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
that was to be pulled OF Monday night

that was to be pulled OH Monday night
In the meantime the town was
seething with anticipation, and ali
kinds of rumors were flying about.
The Gray faction started the story
that Uncle Peter had suddenly declin-
ed to meet his opponent In joint de-
bate, SO it was up to me to start an
other story to the effect that old Bill
Gray had imported PIG Dago foaters.
and had opened a night school in his
barn where Bunch Jefferson was
teaching the Guineas enough English
to get by the challengers on election
day.
l think that sent them to the rock
pile.
Saturday night we had our final
parade with the fireworks finish, and
it was a lallapalootza,
First came the Silver Cornet Band,
in the new uniforms Uncle Peter had
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
New Fishing Industry.

Albicore fishing in Nova Scotfan wa
bers has become interesting, but for
financial reasons. These fish frequent
~ weigh over 500 pounds and are
known as horse mackerel A number
were shipped to Boston last season
The average price there is three and
0ne-half cents per pound. Formerly
these fish were considered a nuisance
30 the fishermen.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
A Willy JUDGE.

At an assize court, according to the
London Times, a juror claimed ex-
emption from serving on the ground
that he was deaf The Judge held a
conversation with the clerk Of ar
raigns on the subject, and then, turn
ing to the man, at whom he looked in
tently, he asked in a whisper: Are
you very deaf?" Very" was the un-
guarded reply. $50 I perceive" was
the rejoinder of the judge, "but not
whisper deaf. You had better go into
the box. The witness shall speak
low."-Case and Comment
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02
William A. Pors is Dead.

Marshfeld. - Attorney William
A. Pors, former district attorney of
Wood and Ozaukee counties and pri-
vate secretary to the late Senator w.
F. Villas, died at his home here, aged
SO. AS United States commissioner
in 1862, he took prominent part in
quelling the riots at Port Washing
ton while drafting recruits. He is
survived by son, E. G. Pors, city at
torney of Marshfield.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-06-02

time he reads about new idea he sits
down and invents 1t! He is now
working on useless pole for the
wireless telegraph"
The husband went out on a thunder
strike.
My, my. MY" said Goosedipper.
II go away on the Chokeup & Crawl
along R. R., and before l get back
my children grow up and get famous.
Such is the suburban railroad system!
Where Is little Gladiolus? When l
left she was the youngest. 1 hope she
did not change her mind during my
absence?"
NO." said the wife, "but she has
grown up to be carshy girl!''
"Car-shy?" echoed her husband
yes" responded the wife; "once
when she was just little child |
thought 1 heard the shrek of a loco
motive, and l tainted with surprise.
1t was a false alarm because the
shrek was made by the yeast brewery
over behind the hill, but the scene
made deep impression on Gladiolus
Ever since that moment she throws a
fit when anybody mentions a railroad
train because she doesn't believe
there is such a thing in the world"
Bunch fell down on his scheme of
revenge, because the only man who
reads the local afternoon paper In Ru-
raldene had to go to New York on
business that day
Uncle Peter spent hour after hour
in the library, arranging and rear
ranging the oratorical brickbats with
which he intended to demolish Uncle
Williams citadel 1T the joint debate