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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

Captain Peary, being cross-examined
by some congressman, whose name
may have been misspelled, but which
nevertheless is not recalled, stated
that he had 40 data by means OF which
any other man could go 10 the North
Pole.
That is, the pole is just as unhandy
today as 1t was when fl was found.
And 1t wasn't found. either, because
it never was lost The pole has been
right there attending to business at
the stand for thousands Of years and
helping on the lecture business in its
humble way.
However, here Captain Peary tells
US that he neglected to blaze the trail
and now the next man who wants to
80 to the pole win have to discover IL
all over again.
Boiling it down to calm simmer
We deduce:
Peary went to the pole, but doesni
know the path.
Cook knows the path, but didn't 60
Chicago Evening Post.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

term is sometimes extended. The
salary or the viceroy is 250,800 rupees
year. The rupee is now worth one
shilling and four-pence, or roughly
thirty-four cents; the salary amounts
therefore to about $4,000 year; but
should be sorry to undertake the job
and to pay my expenses out of that
sum.
The council of the vlceroy consists
of six ordinary members besides the
commanderin-chief of the army. and
they are appointed by the crown and
hold Office for five years. This coun-
Gil is enlarged into a legislative coun-
Gil by the addition Of sixteen other
members appointed by the yiceroy un-
der certain restrictions.
Further, India is divided into nine
provinces: Bombay, Madras, Bengal,
Eastern Bengal, United Provinces. The
Punjab, Central Provinces, North
West Frontier Provinces, and Burman.
The governors of Bombay and Madras
are the most important officials after
the viceroy, and are appointed by the
crown, and each carries a salary Of
$40, 900 year. The governors Of Bonn
bay and Madras have an<executiye
council Of two members Of the Indian
civil service appointed by the crown.
The lieutenant governors of Bengal,
Eastern Bengal, United Provinces, The
Punjab, and Burmah are appointed by
the yiceroy with the approval of the
crown; the chief commissioners of the
Central Provinces and the agent to
! the goyernor-general who governs the
North West Frontier Provinces are
appointed by the viceroy in council
OF these divisions / visited seven, and
in each / was impressed by the enor-
nous amount Of work being done, by
the conscientious-oft | thought too
conscientious-way in which it was
done, and by the dignity and fearless
ness of the men who were doing it. II
1t were not for the interferenees from
the India office, and the criticism from
ignorant politicians, who shamefully
play India off for votes at home, il
would be the most ideally managed
as 1t is the most successfully admins
tered, dependency in the world. d.-Fron
@The Gateway to India" by Price Col
lier, in the February scribner.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

1T is a tremendous undertaking to
see a new play accepted and pro-
duced, once said the late Clyde Fitch
to a friend. $50 many are written and
SO few ever see the light Of day. An
English playwright with a gift Of hui
morous exaggeration illustrated this
fact TO me once. He told me how he
submitted play to celebrated ac-
tor and how, in the course of the con
gersation, the actor remarked, "Dont
you think it is growing chilly in this
room?' Yes, It is rather, the young
playwright admitted. Then the actor
rang bell and servant forthwith
appeared. James, said the actor, this
room is rather cold. You may put
three more manuscripts on The fire
Exchange.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
REVISED COUNSEL OF ECONOMY

Economy Is the word of the hour.
President Taft is talking for it at
Washington Every governor and
mayor throughout the land makes It a
theme of his message. And the wisest
leaders Of public opinion are urging
it upon familiessan individuals with
in the range Of their influence.
II is the universal counsel--be care.
full in spending and in getting into
debt
Such advice, always good, Is partic-
ularIy Sc when the world of business
seems inclined to go little slow
after years of extraordinary activity
and when great issues-righteou but
disturbing up for settlement
And yet even good counsel should be
taken with discretion.
You might as well ldll man as
scare him TO death--you might as well
have hard times as to make everybody
think they are sure 20 come tomorrow
oI the day after If nobody spends q
dollar. everybody will suffer, that's Ger
tain.
So we would revise the counsel ol
economy about like this:
Don't be afraid to nay land at prize.
you consider reasonable if you car
see your way clear TO pay for ii. Land
values will increase as population in
creases. Every Improvement in the
condition Of the earth goes surely ant
mainly to the owners OF the earth.
And f1efe will be many improvsmesu
in lie condition OF the earth.
Don't be afraid to build a home i
yoa need ore. A home is good in al
times. and If prices go of b.. it's
favorable moment to build
Don't be afraid to grow staples 0
( lie II you are a farmer or think o
becoming one: nor 20 carry them i
moderate quantities II you are a mel
chant
cont be afraid to fake any decen
icb tiat offers, IL you are d dspenden
on employment, ana don't fail to d
the 1cb as well as Tou can. The ~
Ter sou do it the less likely you a.
70 lose the chance If business sia,l
ems.
DoG' speculate, now or ever, in hai
a:dous ventures beyond your ability -.
lcse without suffering
And keep cheerful. Oklahom
News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

II heaven has not begun for you al
ready l. is idle for you to be look
ing forward to some future day In
some distant place when it will be-
gin. And the discomfort. the unrest,
the envy, the jealousy, the bitterness,
the groveling mind. the perverse will,
the unsocial temper--If these are your
present experiences. they have only
to continue and become chronic to
make a hell more dread than Milton
ever painted. Washington GLADDEN..
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

There Is certain young lawyer just
entered into practice, says the Denver
News, whose heart was gladdened the
other day by the appearance Of pros
pective client. The client desired TO
bring suit against a railway company
for damages alleged to have been done
property Of his on the river front.
''Your claim appears to be a good one"
said the youthful attorney when the
clients case had been outlined to him,
land / think we can secure a verdict
without much trouble" The man
seemed pleased. That's what l told
my wife said he, "and yet she in
sisted that engage a frst-class law
YER"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
HeIoht Of Goodness.

He is good that does good to others.
If he suffers for the good he does, he
is better still; and if he suffers from
them to whom he did good. he is ar
rived to that height Of goodness, that
nothing but an increase Of his suffer
ings can add to It; II 1t proves his
death, his virtue is at its summit; 1t
Is heroism complete -Bruyere.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

New Orleans has won the first
round In the bout with San Francisco
over the Panama exposition That the
gulf city Is the logical point" no
body can doubt after seeing the map
which her boosters send out. After a
careful study Of this map we have
concluded that New Orleans is nearer
all the rest OF the world than any
other point on the globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
ENDS WINTERS TROUBLES.

To many, winter is a season Of trou-
Bile. The frost-bitten toes and fingers,
chapped hands and lips, chillblains,
cold sores, red and rough skins, prove
this. But such troubles fly before
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. A trial con-
vinces Greatest healer Of burns, boils,
piles, cuts, sores, bruises, eczema and
sprains. Only 25c at Brown & Co.'S.
d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
SUBSCRIPTION RATEs
BOOSTING THAT is PRACTICAL.

The proposition to place high grade
cotton seed into the hands OF the farm
ers Of the county is one Of the best
bits Of boosting that has ever been
undertaken. It Is a kind Of boosting
thas is worth while because 1t is per-
fectly feasible and because It Is dead
sure TO produce desirable results.
Town-builders frequently fail be-
cause they tackle propositions that are
Impractical or beyond their means to
accomplish, but there is nothing elu-
slye or uncertain about this undertake
ing. 1t is a movement that is bound
to bring tangible benefits to both town
and country and there is no chance for
failure If the plan is carried out.
That more and better cotton will
bring more prosperity TO farmers and
merchants is a proposition 50 clear
that no argument Is needed to enforce
It, IN starting this early to make
Chickasha a cotton market. the bust
ness men Of the city are avoiding the
folly OF former years when this issue
was never raised until the opening Of
the cotton season, too late TO accom-
plish anything. The planting Of first
class seed and sufficient acreage Is
the first step toward making q marke
aud must necessarily precede all the
rest. BY applying our wits TO the
problem and keeping at it we can have
the remaining steps worked out before
the opening Of next season.
While our retail interests may bc
expected 70 receive the most direcI
benefit from the movement, every prop
erty owner and every man who has
any interest whatever at stake ~
chickasha viii share in the busineiA.
that will result from making the ehs
a cotton market Let US remembsa
that Chickasha sill chiefly retail
town and when the merchants enioi
q good trade the entire town prospers
n the merchants don't prosper, th'
landlords and all others must sooner
or later feel the effectsof H.
The movement undertaken by th'
Chamber OF Commerce should there
fore receive the hearty support Of ey
cry citizen. The plan calls for th'
raising OF $4,000 and committee 4
now taking subscriptions. They ar
working for the welfare Of Chickashi
and should be cordially received b,
every one It IL not pleasant work +
peddle a subscription list; nobody rel
ishes the job: give the committee
cheerful greeting and as generous
donation as you can AFFORD.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
Satisfaction q Keeping a DOG.

II wonder why so many people In.
sist on keeping dogs that are no
good?" "Wel" replied the proprie-
tor Of the village hotel, Il always keep
a few dogs because it's a comfort to
see EN- take their meals regular
without kickin', even If they didn't
pay any board"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
PARSONS POEM A GEM.

From Rev. H. stubenvoll Allison,
Ia. in praise of DR.. Kings New Life
Pills:
They're such health necessity,
In every home these pills should be,
If other kinds you've tried in vain,
USE DIR. KINGS
And be wei again. Only 25c at Brown
& Co.'S. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

There was thirsty thief on Broad
way the other night He stole AS
cases Of champagne and took along
the wagon and horses also. He is be-
Iieved to have concealed them about
bis person, made rope Of his bed
clothes and escaped through the sub
way.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

Wherefore art thou, Romeog'
walled the actress in che balcony
scene. In this present demand for
..hief plays if thou vert a porch climb
sr and I were a second-story worker,
here might be some money in the box
hice"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

A rich old man was asked how he
made his money. Simplest thing in
the world, he said. ! always did the
reverse Of what everybody else was
doing. If everybody bought, sold
prices were high. If everybody sold,
| bought-prices were low"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
HOW INDIA is GOVERNED.

The executive authority in India
itself is vested in the governor-gen-
eral in council. The governor-general,
or, as he is more generally called, the
viceroy is appointed by the crown.
and holds Office for FIVE years, this
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
A Warning.

"You want more money? Why my
boy, l worked three years for s11 a
month right in this establishment
and now I'm owner Of it." We'll, you
see what happened to your boss. No
man who treats his help that way can
hang on to his business"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

with a little persuasion we believe
Oklahoma City could be brought
around to supporting state-owned rail-
roads from every nook and corner Of
the state TO that city. AS an excuse
ior submitting to this indignity the
Oklahoma City newspapers could point
out the great benefits that would inure
to the rest Of the state. The metropo-
lis shcald be willing to make the sacri-
foe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

The tragic death OF David Graham
Phillips is a shock to the entire nation
and causes millions OF Americans TO
feel sense Of personal grief Phil
lips was only 43 years Of age but he
had already performed greater service
for fhe world than thousand ordinary
men turn out IN a long life. He was
volumlnous, II not always pains
taking writer Of fiction, but his articles
on current topics, especially political
matters, perhaps had a wider infiu
ence than anything else that he wrote
Phillips was the founder Of the Ameri
can Magazine which under his editor
ship attained a place peculiarly It's
own IN the magazine world
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

Constipation is the cause Of many
ailments and disorders thai make life
miserable. Take Chamberlain's Stom-
ash and Liver Tablets, keep your
bowels regular and you win avoid
these diseases. For sale by all deal
ers. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
We pIdn%.

@P. s." writes a contributor to this
department from the penitentiary at
Deer Lodge. Mont: IF you can't use
these Chestnuts, don't send any re-
grets; I have plenty OF my own. -
Everybody's.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
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+ POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS :


b. G. Loyejoy announces that he is
candidate for chief Of police, subject
to the democratic primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

The practical politicians will have
to admit that Gov. Wilson hEs nlayed
the game pretty well for an amateur.
There wasn't anything academic"
in the way he won his fight against
Smith, a veteran IN Jersey state poll
tics.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

Canadian county farmers held a
meeting and decided to guard against
drouth by diversifying their crops this
year. They will plant more cotton
than they have for several years.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

Let US prepare to celebrate Arbor
day on grand scale this year. We
should plan to plant several thousand
trees.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

When given as soon as the croupy
ccugh appears Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy viii ward on an attack of
Group and prevent all danger and
cause Of anxiety. Thousands Of moth
ers use 1t successfully. Sold by Gil
dealers. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

It is now asserted that there IS no
such thing as lazy child. There Is
always some other explanation Of the
backward child. generally sickness or
hunger
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
HaIr Erom chin.

/ Il is reported in the Sheng Hui Pao.
. Hongkong native paper. that the an
nual export of human hair to America
irom China and the far east amounts
70 s2.22S.925 in value.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
Found Equivalent.

ibid you discover the north poley"
mot exactly" replied the explorer.
but found a place thRt was sufi-
ciently cold and lonely to be it's prae-
ucal equivalent"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
Vacuum Explained.

Mrs. wiggs-"John. what is an alb
solute vacuum" Wiggs-"An abso-
lutte vacuum. my dear, is something
that exists only in your mind"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
nouerned bY FooIery.

Thou little thinkest what little
foolery governs the world.-John Sell
den.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
Not an Inducement.

A man occasionally wants to quit
smoking, but a mo Smoking sign
isn't one of the inducements OF his
good resolution
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

It is a noticeable fact that most
Of these wrestlers are champions OF
one sort or another.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

About the only time a man objects
to being overrated is when he pays
his taxes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

There's no danger" said the doc
tor. IT'S only carbuncle coming on
the back Of your neck. But you must
kasr your eye on it"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

The aids to noble life are all within
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

did he leave footprints on the
sands Of timer" mo; but they took
bis thumb prints. Judge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26
: *++++++4+4*%44*
SMILE OR TWO.


The class was having a drill in com
parison Of adiectives, and little Clar-
ence Hastings, whose family had been
through numerous bereavements, was
told TO 20 to the blackboard and parse
the word sick
After a moments hesitation, Clar-
ence scrawled. "sick, wusss, ded."-
Metropolitan Magazine.
Prosecutor Cline Of Cleveland tells
q story of a murder case he once
tried. in which he had good deal Of
difficulty in getting a jury chosen. He
asked Of one venireman the question.
Have you any scruples against voting
for the infiction Of the death penalty
in case willful murder is proved2" !
got to ask fer information" answered
the venireman, cautiously. Should |
say yes or no to that there question
if l don's want to set on this here
jury ?"-Exchange.
'Louis, this will prove the end OF
me yet.' said the trainer to an at
tendant as he came from the cage
after an exhibition fight with the
fercest lion.
Good Lord, colonel" cried the man
you amt losin' your nerve, be you?
You surely amt afraid of Reno?'
Afraid OF that dogi" said the train
er, disgustedly. afraid Of my hat
Nothing of the sort. But these cages
are the worst places for draught
know I'll catch cold in one some day
that'll prove my death. "-Metropoli
tan Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-01-26

Sheriff Of Grady County, Oklahoma.
Bond & Melton, Attorneys for Plain
tin. 1-13-3Od
Arizona republican., 1911-04-22
Nothing SucCsGds
Like Success
UF. HIbbaTd
Is known through
out the Southwest
as a La d ing
Socialist in Chron-
ic DISEASES.

Es has the con-
ndence and patron
axe OF the leading
business men and
most DrDminent cit
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-29
BE- TER /.
Railroad Facilities Are Prom,
ised the Town of
Weston.

WESTON, April 2s-sThe cam
paign for an Improvement OF our
passenger service was InaugUTated
with a rush the latter part OF last
week, and the enthusiastic and en-
ergetic cooperation OF Weston's
business business men resulted in
great strides being made toward the
coveted goal. kilograms from indi-
viduals, and signed by a number.
were dispatched to railroad officials
and others whose. influence was
sought, and these, aided 10y long dis
tance telephone calls, soon had their
effect upon those to whom they
were directed and the result is that
the urgent demand of Weston citi-
zeps for better train service is being
recognized, and before another week
has lapsed it is PROBABLE that most.
if not all, of the. abuses to which
the travelling public has been sub
Ject in the past will have been cor
rected.
"A direct appeal to President Daniel
Willard, at Baltimore, was met with
the response that he would have his
assistant, Mr. Campbell. come to
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-04-29
Restored to Health BY Finol--Case In
terests Many Parents.

H .
my little daughter ever since her
birth had been frail and slckly, and
was constant source Of worrlment
several months ago / secured a bot
tie of yinol and commenced to give 1t
to her. Immediately noted an Inn
provement in her health and appear
anee. I gave her three bottles of
ylnol, and from the good 1t has done
her can truly say 1t viii do ali YOU
claim, and want to recommend VIM
oil to any one who desires to build up
"a weakened, rundown system. ~.
Edmund Miller. New Haven, Conn.
owe guarantee this testimonial to be
genuine).
This child's recovery was due to the
Combined action OF the medicinal ele-
ments of the Gods liyers-aided by
the blood making and strength Great
Ing properties OF tonic iron, which are
contained in vInol-and the strongest
evidence that Vinol will build up and
strengthen delicate children, old peo-
pie, and the weak, rundown and de-
hIlitated, is our willingness to re-
turn the purchase money in every
case where it fails TO, give complete
satisfaction. Stone & Mercer, drug
gists, clarksburg, w. Va.