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now leaves Broad St, weekdays. go!
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brincipsi stations. Reduced time By other
MI Main Line pcsnsA--Adv.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-01-07
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Newark Museum Paintings, Pottery,
Rugs, Medals and Science Museum IN
Library. Open daily, 4-s. 7;so-e:so,
until January iE.--adv.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-01-07

See the Beautiful Living Art Models,
Monday nsxt twice daily sas}an s:is.-Ady'
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-01-07

waldmann's Theatre, Columbia Bur-
lesQuers.
sss the beautiful living art modsiA Msndsy
asxt. twice daily. 1;is and 3;1k--Adv-
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
s. A. J. A.

One of the best literary societies in
America is the Southern Amateur
Journalists Association. It is COM
posed of young people of both sexes
who have literary talents and ambi-
lions, and who edit and print small
papers and magazines, and write for
them, just for fun. Members get a
great many good papers and maya
zines free, and have the privilege Of
getting their own writings printed and
commented Of All young editors
and literary workers, and those am
bilious to become such, should join
the Southern Amateur Journalists
Association. The membership fee is
small, and If you desire to do SO you
can pay your dues by getting up a
club for The Fool-Ki11er. If-interest-
ed, write for further particulars to-:
j. L. Pearson, Morayian Falls, N. G.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

fault of the country I came to, but
anyhow it ain't1no picnic, I can tell
you. Wish I knew for certain where
| am at. / have seen lots of people
who expected to go to heaven when
they died, but they feel sorter like !
do about it. They don't think this is
the place. We would all be willing
to make a rue bargain with old man
Death and get our old hulls back If
we could. I would give everything
I have seen over here for n square
mess of bacon and beans.
But what's the use to grieve over
split milk? / see no chance to get
back on your side of the Dark River,
and so I will have to stay yer here
and tough 1t out. I am very glad,
however, that Science has been able
to reach her long, bony arm across
the river and make connection with
this side. / have organized a COM
pany over here to build a great wire
fICSS SLdIiOn 1OI IAS SOAO11S dAO "
ceiving of spirit messages. At present
it is rather difficult to get a message
through, but when / get my station
done it will be easy enough.
But be sure you don't let the Bell
Company hear about this, for of
course they'd want to get control of
it. The only stockholders I want in
this concern are w. T. Stead, Oliver
Lodge, J.. H. Hyslop, Mrs. Eddy and
myself. I was talking to Mrs. Eddy
about it last night. She and / are
pretty thick since we came over here.
We spend a good deal of time to-
gether, and we are expecting to or
ganize a Christian Science church
next Sunday.
Yours truly,
BILL I'M.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
"CASTLE GATES.o
By James Larkin Pearson.

The above is the title of a little
Book of Poems by your humble SER
want. My spare moments for the past
Is years have been spent in writing
the book. I also printed it and bound
it in cloth with my own hands. The
book has 1O8 pages, and contains 90
poems, all of which are said to be
very good. Price so cents, postpaid.
JAMES LARKIN PEARSON,
MOrayian Falls, N. C.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

/ recently Toasted my lockers on a
paper in which the wise editor tried
to make fun of old Mr.. Joshua's ig-
norance of astronomy. Never mind,
Smarty. When that "sun standing
still" business was pulled off, old Josh
had done forgot more astronomy than
you will ever know.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
FOR
"THE BIG PISTOL

The Famous Rascal Killer of the
Age. Every shot hits the center of
the blackness of all social and po1it-
ical sins and shams. Every chamber
loaded with fire and birthstone, and
shot off monthly for 15 cents a year.
Address: THE BIG PISTOL,
CamptOn, KY.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
THE IDIOT CLUB.

- @ /
The Fool-Killer is no society paper,
and 1t very seldom devotes any space
to social functions. But whenever it
does take a notion to saw a few tunes
on the society fiddle it amt no sar-
dine at the business. Here is just a
sample of our society dope $50 cents
a yard, retail; special rates on large
quantities):
Mrs. William DeWindy Smith en-
tertained the Idiot Club at her home
on Lunatic Avenue, Thursday after
noon. The house looked just about as
ugly as usual. She had a lot of faded
green's and artificial flowers stuck
around in corners, and it was all a
perfect mess. Mrs. Smith and Rev.
Browns wife received in the. hall. The
Brown woman had on an old rag of
a green frock that made her look like
she had been buried and dug up,
and Mrs. Smith wore that old red
waist she's had ever since before the
war. The Jones girls and old man
Swellhead's daughter served refresh
ments in the dining room, only it was
Mrs. Smiths bedroom fixed up a little.
The lemonade tasted like dishwater,
and the icecream was half dirt.
That Swellhead girl is SO dead to
let folks know her old daddy's got a
little money that she was a whole
show window. The Jones girls were
not much worse than they always are.
/ do know if I couldn't fix up some
thing to eat any better than that I'd
never have the audacity to ask any
body to eat it. But Mrs. Smith never
was any housekeeper, and everybody
knows it.
Mrs. DeSWell Hotstuff read an essay
on "The Downrightness of Straight
Up" Some people can't help being
fools, but it does seem like they
could help unloading their foolishness
on folks that can't help themselves.
They all stayed till Mrs. Smith
thought she'd die before she got rid
of them, and then they went away
telling what a good time they all had.
and began talking about what a
measley affair it was before they got
around the corner.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

Send 80 cts and the names and ad-
dresses of thirty heads of families to
The National Directory, Moravian
your trouble a high grade Masterman
Fountain Pen. This pen would cost
you $500 at a retail store anywhere.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
One Years
free Crial

This Is our offer
to you-select any
Cornish piano or
organ, from the
least expensive to
the finest ever
built and we,
! without one bit
Of obligation on
! your part, will
! send the instru-
ment to you di.
rect from our
factory with
the distinct un-
derstandfng that
IL the instrument
does not come up
to your fullest
expectations you
are not to keep 1t,
and that the
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

s'The Life of Naomi Wise,' a true story of
the wrongs of a beautiful girl and how she was
killed by Jonathan Lewis in Randolph county,
North Carolina, about one hundred years ago.
A masterpiece of passionate and thrilling In
terest. We include the song Of NAOMI WISE
with the book which is neatly printed and sub
s~tantially bound, all sent postpaid for 12c with
our new catalogue.
E. P. NEWsUM & CO., KING, N. G.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
Send For The New Cornish Book

Don't think of buying before reading 1t. It is the
e ezniains thin p,s1 Vo, ann one Gbga ~ i anaW gw GvsI fssv uen bu ~
from us or not and 1t is yours for the asking. Write
for 1t now and please mention which you are inter-
ested in-piano or organ. ]
NHMAASNM IN WASHINGTON, N. J.
WI ltl$U Wv Essabilshed Over Halt Q csasury.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
Club Rates!
In Clubs Of Five, l5c a Year.

but if you will get several of your friends to go in with you and send in a
club of five or at one time, you "a all get the paper at Is cents a
year. The FoolKiler is creating great excitement wherever it is intro
duced, and it now goes into every State in the Union. Join the army of
cIub-raisers. Do it now. Address:
THE FOOL-KnLER, M0RAVAN FALLS, n. c.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
The Cornish Bond Protects You

and holds US strictly to
this offer. You are to have
the privilege of any terms
Of payment that you may
choose. You risk nothing.
We assume all re-
spOnsibi1ity, because
we know all about the
great beauty Of material
and workmanship In Cor
nish pianos and organs and
we know all about the
pure, sweet, rich tone
quality OF our instruments
and we know what q
quarter Of q million
satisfied
think Of them.
If you keep the instru-
ment 1t will cost you the
ROck-B Bottom Factory
Price, not one cent more,
and you will receive with
1t our Bonded Guar
antee which insures the
instrument for 90 years
against defect in material
or workmanship.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01
i MESSAGE FROM BILL jim.

columns ABOUT Tic ucdCA u AOAOo0O1
Bill lin, OIL Harvard University, and
how he was expected to send a mes
sage back from the Other Side.
Well, Bill Jim has done it.
Up Boston way they are getting
messages from him most every day.
Most OF the messages, so far, have
come through M. s.. Aver, owner and
operator of the Aver Spiritual Tenn
pie, of Boston.
The idea struck me all at once that
maybe l could get a message from Bill
i'm to print in The Fool-Killer, since
he seemed to be handing them around
pretty freely.
So | set my wireless bird-trap on
the key of C, and then hid behind the
bureau to see what would happen.
It wasn't lang till l heard a noise that
sounded sorter like frying sow-belly
on an %oil-stove. I waited till the
noise hushed. Then l opened up my
wireless bird-trap, and sure enough
1 had caught it. There was the mes
sage all right/with it's Sunday clothes
on and a bo-kay in it's buttonhole.
Bill Jim had written the message On a
sheet of moonshine with his new
spiritual fountain pen and ent it by
registered freight. 1t was written in
an unknown tongue, but by standing
on my head and looking straight
through myself / made out to read it.
Here is a true copy of the message,
pulled out of the original Dead Lam
guage with a pair of tweeZers and
transmografed into the Queens
English:
Over There, Apr. l, 1911.
Mr.. Fool-Killer,
Moravian Falls, N. C.
Dear Old Pard:
1t seems like old times to be writ
ing you a letter. 1t recalls the good
old days when you used to lecture to
my class at Harvard. I'll never for
get that time you lectured on 'The
Paradise of Fools" Did you know
Bob Taylor stole that lecture from
you and delivered it all over the
country?
Since l shed my mortal hull bach
there in Boston and took up camp
over here in the Spirit World I have
been sorter mixed up. Didn't fine
things owe here exactly like I expect
ed to find them. In fact, I am no
quite sure l got to the place I wa
aiming to stop at. When I left Boston
| told them | wanted to go to heaven
but l think they must have put m,
on the wrong train. l haven't seer
any golden streets yet, nor any angels
and I haven't heard a harp since
got here. I can't say that l am ex
actly happy. I feel more keenly aliv
than l did on earth, but I miss my oil
body a good deal. My. eye-sight ism
any too good, and it is an awful
bother not to have any nose to han
my spex on. And / miss all thos
good things I had to eat when | live
IN Boston. I haven't any appetit
now, and no place to put one if I ha
It. Sometimes when I try to lectur
10 the spirits it seems mighty awk
ward not to have any arms to ges
turo with Put tho noon1a ubo box,
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

Oh, deliver us! Here in North Car
DINA they have already started an
other campaign for United States Sen
ator. Senator, thunder! Shut your
fool mouths and give us a rest.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

A female fellow by the name of Ada
Patterson has writ a piece" for the
New York American in which she pre-
diets that in the near future the Unit
ed States will have a woman presi-
dent. / don't know about that, Ada,
but If a woman president would be
any improvement over the present in
cumbrance, I wish to goodness we
had one now.
The fool-killer., 1911-04-01

If the 1nstru.
ment does not
prove better
value for the
money than you
can g t any,
where else-if 1t
is not as good an
tnstrumen as
you can buy for
one-third more
than we ask-if
at any time
within a a
you feel b aC
you have not q
good bargain,
send 1t back; we
won't find one
word OF fault
with your de.
cfsion, and You
will not be n I
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Saccharin Yalueless

The recent decision of the U. g. De.
partment of Agriculture in declaring
one of the Chemists greatest discover
ies as of no value is far reaching in its
effect
The use of Saccharin as an economic
sweetening agent in thirty or more food
products is to be abandoned. Saccha-
rim has been used to sweeten canned
corn, peas and: potatoes, sarsaparilla,
Cream Soda, and other soft beverages;
champagne and liquors. Its use will
be unlawful after July l, 1911. Saccha-
rim has chemical name, benzoic sui
finide. 1t il extensively used in house
holds, to sweeten the food of diabetic
subjects, an extremely small tablet
being equal in sweetness to a large
lump of sugar when used in coffee, tea
or cocoa. Pure saccharin ia $50 times
as sweet as sugar. A sweet taste may
be impaired to 10000 parts of water
Albert H. Worth B. S., In Scientific
American May Goth.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
rs Years Old

The oldest women in the world is
Mrs. Dutkiewicz of Posen, Germany.
She recently. celebrated her l25th
birthday and altho che 10 bent and
feeble, almost blind aud deaf, she ia
not bedridden. She distinctly re-
members the Napoleonic Wars and
the tall of the Little Corporal. She
wss married over 80 years ago and
has been widow for more than
halt century. Her descendants
number 200 and she has two great.
great-great-great-grsndchildren.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
His Mistake

~ haven't been in town for some
time and by mistake went into the
New Store where I was received 40
pleasantly and treated 80 good and
loyal and everything sold at such
reasonably low prices that I could
not afford to send away for my
goods as hav been doing and af.
ter this believe me I'm going tc
trade at the New Store.n The above
remarks were overheard on the
street one day this week being ut.
tered by we'll known farmer near
Extra.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Gone To Denmark

Jens r. Christensen so we'll and
favorably known in and about Au.
dubon and Extra, who made such a
tine run for County Auditor two
years ago, started for his old home
in Vindeballe Aeroskob,ng Den
mark where he will renew old ac-
quaiptances and visit the scenes of
his boyhood, for a few months.
Jens deserves good rest and the
Journal hopes he will enjoy the
trip. Write us letter for publica-
ton lens.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Break For Liberty

The family Jersey COW belonging
to Mr.. r. c. Wilson made break
for liberty last Sunday while the
boy was milking her. She made a
bee line for the tall timber and after
running down two horses, three
men and a half dozen boys, going
through three new woven wire
fences, pa wing up the gardens of a
few neighbors, going through a
barn door that was securely fasten-
ed, was finally lassoed by Mr.. Kroe-
ger, our butcher when che took the
hint and returned TO her stall with
out further ceremony. She had blood
in her eye and 40 did Henry.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
M. E. Church Notes

Sabbath School at 10 a. m.
Preaching at IL and 1880 every
Sabbath. A cordial invitation to
all.
Epworth League TOO p. M.
Subject for Sunday morning at II
"Soldier's Memorial" A Union
service of all the Churches ia re-
quested. The choir will furnish
suitable music. A cordial invita-
ton to all and especially to the
Soldiers aud Soldiers wives.
If ever church member was lust
like me what kind of church
would our church be.
Ii every N an was just like myself
would not our church interests lie
on back shelf.
Is it nothing to me that sixty
million people in our beautiful
America does not belong to nor at-
tend religious service.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Monte Christie Excursion

Tuesday June 9th will be another
opportunity to see this wonderful
country, and at it's best, make up a
party, send one OF the mum Der, and
let him pick you out forty or
more, the present prices will not
last long, over $4,000 worth sold
last week; get in on the ground
floor. Remember the date. See
George +. Kellogg for rates and
route. II
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Appreciatiye

Extra, Ia, May 81, 1911
Dear Editor:-I thank you for
printing the Danish stories in the
Journal. The work is done in clear
Danish type. Itis surely a favor
for we Danish Subscribers. I also
thank you for that Jolly I got for
paying my dues.
Yours Truly,
Hans X. Hansen,
Rt. 5, Extra.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
: 11l@DU6DDg :

George Campbell shelled corn last
Wednesday.
Mr.. Harvey Ditto spent Sunday af-
ternoon at Sam Dutler's.
Miss Blanche Lloyd visited at the
Hermie Hukill home Friday.
Tom Compbell marketed four loads
of hogs in Audubon Tuesday.
Mr.. John Blake aud wife spent
Sunday at Charley LaFoy's.
Mr.. George Egan aud family were
Sunday guests at Tom Campbell's.
John Blake marketed half car.
load of hogs in Audubon Thursday.
Miss Myrtle Swartz OF Audubon is
staying with her sister, Mrs. Robert
Feltner.
Miss Hazel Skinner of Audubon is
helping her grandmother with the
housework.
George Dutler and sister, Kathryn
spent Thursday evening at the Hank
Lloyd home.
Allen Ditto and Kathryn and Rosa
Dutler spent Sunday afternoon at
Tom Campbells.
August Dutler and Allen Ditto at
tended Lodge in Coon Rapids last
Thursday evening.
Mr.. Frank johnson and lady, Miss
Burns were Sunday evening callers
at the Nels Christensen home.
Anna johnson and Mrs. Bill Par
mer went to Colfax last Monday
where Anna will take treatment for
rheumatism.
Miss Vivian Seidelman closed her
term of school last Friday at Mel
vile No. 7. She returned to her
home at Casey last Saturday.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Mrs. Thomas Bastendorf return
ed to- her home near Gray, Iowa,
last Thursday from IA six weeks
visit at tWaterlso, Iowa whore she
mad been visiting her daughter,
Mrs. N. Cs$Frost and family and al
10 spent few days at Grundy Cen
ter visiting her brother, DIR. M. 81.
Thielen.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
ID The Wake Of the Measles

Thel litt1e son Of Mrs. o. B. Palmer,
Little Rock, Ark, had the measles. The
result was a severe cough which grew
worse And he. could not sleep. She says;
"One bottle Of Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound completely cured him and
he has never been bothered since. ("
Group, whooping cough, measles cough
all yield to Foiey's Honey and Tar Com
pound. The genuine is in yellow pack
ge always. Refuse substitutes. Sold by
all druggists.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Improving Building

Mr.. A. ". Bradley is improving
his store building by putting up a
decorated steel ceiling the full
length of the building. The work
men fret nails on strips of wood
about foot apart on which they
nail the ceiling making an air tight
chamber which must necessarily
make the building warmer.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Bonano is the rich, fully matured
meat of bananas, gathered in the
tropics, then peeled, dried, granu-
lated, roasted and blended. II
makes a golden brown, fragrant,
wholesome beverage.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
A Burglars Awful Deed

may not paralze home SO completely
as mothers long illness. But DIR. Kings
New Life Pills are splendid remedy
for women. "They gave me wonderful
benefit in constipation and female trou-
ble," wrote Mrs. N. G. Dunlap of Lead
i'll. Tenn. If ailing, try them. 25c at
Winfrey g. Chantry's.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Mr.. andM Charley Hunt moved
this week3to the house west of the
Fullerton Lumber Yard and a meng
mis- improvement we noticed a nice
new porch being erected, Evidently
Charley and Grace have concluded
that Iowa iezgood enough for the m
and will leave their Mission, Texas
proposition go by the board.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Our Ladies

Mrs. Dimick, Mrs. Ed Delahoyde
and Mrs. Hopley were in atten.
dance at the Iowa Woman's FEEDER
alton of Clubs at Sioux City, last
Thursday. M-s. Dimick and Mrs.
De]ahoyde represented the Extra
Thursday Cluband Mrs. Hopley tho
Treble Clef Club of Extra. The la.
dies returned home Saturday.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25
Dr.. John Bishop

DIR. John Bishop of st. Charles,
Iowa IS combining business and
pleasure this week and at present
is the guest of his son, John BIZ
shop. one of the tonsorial artists at
the "Long and Short" Parlor.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Powell & Harvey have recently
sold Ford" autos to Nick Thielen
Fred Bartlett, DIR. r. A. jacobson, P.
NJ. Christensen and A. C. Andrews;
and say they still have mere to eell.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

All hands were "rung up" today
and such a securing as the Congre-
gational parsonage did have would
seem good to think about. The Lady
Booster Club is much in evidence
now-a-days.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

i The Danish Brotherhood are hav-
ing cement sidewalk on the west
side of their building repaired and
"a new coat of cement laid over the
top of the old walk.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

If you've tried the Rect, now try
the Best. We have the best and
most complete line of Machine, Au-
tomobiie and Gas Engine Oils in
town and our prices are right.
Extra Auto & Machine Wks.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Mr.. Folly Herrick and wife have
presented their daughter, Miss Es-
sic to birthday present of a beauti-
ful Lawn Swing which adds attract
iveness to their we'll kept lawn.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

w. r. Varney, our popular Hard
ware merchant has moved into his
remodeled cottage and now has one
of the beautiful homes that Extra is
noted for.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

John Blake was transactine busi-
ness in Extra Wednesday, going on
to Audi bon where he attended the
Judge Wade mass meeting.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Mrs. John Peterman and daugh-
ter, Ruth went to Atlantic last Fri
day and visited until Sunday with
friends at the n. P. Christensen
home.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Robbers entered the Green Bay
Lumber Office at Atlantic last night
but no money was left in the cafe
for their lord ships.
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Wanted-Farmers to try our Ma
chine Oil. il
Extra Auto & Machine Wks,
Audubon County journal., 1911-05-25

Clarence Laubender of Audubon
visited friends here few hours
this morning. He was on his way
home from Colorado, where he has
been for his health.