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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

Thr nnrrhall rlHuu o. Iu Wil swine
0l lhlH post Tho 0pnuIuE mmn WHH
played 40 hupipluni Paris sunday nll
rrnupu tho opposing team being Fort
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

WsstJ Bullsiipsl por Jsar
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12
WHITE L-iES.lI
ANSWERS.
THE ONE WE HAVE

ANSWERS.
Wopps;. A Specialist
IS q fellow who on
ly hds 10 remember
one thing . A Pes
simiI Is . fellow who
has had dealings
with q Specialist.
No. We don't give Coupon
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

mpvLLsTlN A0s PAY -ua
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

II you are interested send
today for our booklet, merry.
Gus Disorders, "A Method OF
Home Treatment" II is free
DR.. Williams Pink pills are
sold by all druggists, or will
be sent, postpaid, on receipt
of price, 80 cents per box; siS
boxes $3.50, by the Dr. viii
liams Medicine Company
Schenectady, n. Y.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

pretc sights in the big city, children said daddy TO JACK
bedtime
squirrels the park which that they
cate visitors They little animals
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

The companies are contemplating
planting u post garden inside the era
ter of Diamond Head and are looking
forward to a good supply of fresh vege-
tables this summer. 81"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

Private Barton G, Rowe, 159th Com
pany, Coast Artillery Corps, has been
appointed corporal In that company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

Private Carroll of the lO5th Company
has been detailed on extra duty in the
Quartcrmastcr's Department as store
keeper.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

Privates Babcock, Graves. Herzler'
Howk and Hurst. all of the l05th Com
pany, Coast Artillery Corps, left Thurs
day on the Logan for Fort Mcdowell,
Cal, to he discharged, having COM
pleted their term of enlistment.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-12

PUZZLE.
WHY Is Il In al Il Is ,
alv.ays the mdn with
hands like hams who
has TO hook up his dfes
dress 2 House and lot
Given for Correct Answer
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
High Heels and Wit.

II anything could be higher than the
Parisiennes hat II is her heels The
low English heel has once or twice
enjoyed brief seasons favor In Paris,
but at heart the Parisienne dearly
loves to add a cubit or so to her stat
ure and she achieves 1t of course
with her beloved Louis XIV. heel
Perched thus ON stills with the foot
at an impossible angle, ''le footing"
becomes impossible and madame seats
herself in a cab every time she starts
out for walk. That Is why her boots
and shoes are always new.
Some one has discovered that there
Is a close relation between the heels
and the wit. The conversation of the
walker in low heels is trite and flat
bromide, so to speak-but she who
trips in high ones will soar to unex.
pected attitudes of epigram and para
dox. We know that great wit and
Insanity are near neighbors and the
Germans putting the principle in prac
tice are treating madness with bare
foot regime. The contact of the bare
fat foot with Mother Earth Is expect
ed to bring back wandering minds Il
an everyday plane and the experiment
Is naturally interesting.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
An Anti-Loquacity Machine.

II think I'll have to invent for my
own benefit" said the talkative man,
Some sort of an anti-loquacity ma.
chine l talk. I am willing to admit,
l talk too much; when l get going |
don't seem to know when to stop;
and this machine that I'm meditatins
will be something in small portable
form that l can carry handily in my
vest pocket and that will wiggle OF
weave or pop up or do something to
remind me when l have talked to a
reasonable limit, and l shall make II
non-adjustable so that 1t can't be set
to run beyond a certain limit; II II
was not made non-adJustable l might
be tempted to set 1t to run too Iona
before 1t gave the warning.
my primary purpose was, as said,
to invent this machine for my own
benefit only, but now when I come to
think it over l may put 1t on the mar
ket; there might be few, at least
few, other people who would like to
buy one"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Steamed Fruit Puddinus.

Dissolve in one and one-half cups
of milk, one even teaspoonful of soda,
beat one egg light and add to the
milk, put into It pinch of salt and
one heaping teaspoonful cream tar
tar sifted with enough -four to make
not too stiff batter; grease five cups,
into which put layer of apples, pears,
peaches, strawberries, raspberries,
cranberries Cor any fruit in its sea.
SOM, cut fruit fine and fill cups two
thirds full; steam one hour and serve
with the following sauce:
Place in saucepan a piece of butter
size of an egg, let 1t melt, then add
one tablespoonful sifted flour, pinch
Of salt, one and one-half cups boiling
water; let this boil up once, then ado
one cup sugar and flavor with Tenor
or vanilla according to fruit used
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
OUR FEATHERED FRIENDS
POLICE EARTH AND AIR
Without Their Help the Farmer
Would BE Almost Helpless.

Birds work more in conjunction
with man to help him than does any
other form of outdoor life. according
to recent article in Success Maya
zine. They police the earth and air
and without their services the farmer
would be helpless. Larks, wrens and
thrushes search the ground for grubs
and insects. The food of the meadow
lark consists of rs per cent of injuri-
Gus insects and II per cent of weed
seed, showing it to be a bird of great
economic value. Sparrows. finches
and quail eat a large amount of weed
seed. Practically all of the food of
the tree sparrow consists Of seed,
Examinations by Professor f. e. l..
Beal of the Biological Survey of the
Department of Agriculture, show that
a single tree sparrow will eat a quar-
ter of an ounce of weed seed daily.
In state the size of Iowa tree spar
rows alone will consume more than
500 tons of weed seed annually. This
with the work of other seed-eatine
birds, saves the farmer an immense
amount of work. Nuthatches and
chickadees scan every part of the
trunks and limbs of trees for insect
eggs. In days time ehiekadee has
been known to eat hundreds of insect
eggs and worms that are very harmful
to our trees and vegetables. Warblers
and vireos hunt the leaves and bud.
for moths and millers. Fly-catchers
swallows and night hawks are bus,
day and night catching flies tina
bother man and beast. Hawks ant
owls are working silently in daylight
and darkness to catch moles, mice
gophers and squirrels.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
No SHARING Profits.

M, Paul was a grocer in a French
town. Rats overran the place and q
price of two sous a head was placed
upon them by the town council. NJ
Paul's errand boy, working early and
late, managed to slay 80 rats in the
cellars and attics of the shop. The
boy took them to the town hall, and,
returning jubilant to the grocer's,
showed M. Paul the nine francs he
had gained. The grocer held out his
palm. Hand the money over" he
said. "You knew very well those rats
were mine, not yoursl"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Natural History.

81 don't suppose remarked Gregg
Holloway, grinning ruefully, that I'll
ever have the nerve to call my son
down again"
What went wrong?" we asked him
at was this way. We were invited
out and the kid exhibited his worst
table manners. l leaned over to him
and whispered-in stage whisper
You're little pig'
THE kid just grinned.
."Do you hear?' | asked. You arr
a little pig! Do you have sens
enough to know what little pig is?
Eyes, papa answered the child
trying to look innocent.
"'Well, then, what is it?"
"A pig is a hogs little boy' .
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Cauliflower Cooked Spanish.

Take one large caulihower, boil UNI
til tender. Then set aside on a plat
ter. Make a batter of six to eight
eggs beaten well and add one table
spoonful of flour to thicken. Cut
caullflower the size of an onion, dip
into batter, fry in buttered pan until
brown.
Sauce-Take large onion. also gar
lie, and three small chill peppers, chop
ped fine. and one large piece of but
ter; brown together In frying pan,
add tablespoonful of -four, half can
tomatoes, salt and pepper to taste.
cook ten minutes. pour over cauliflow.
er and serve.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Scottville, Mich.
you how much gooo

lily, but tell them of my good friend,
your Vegetable Compound, and that
there will be no backache and bearing
down pains for them if they will take
1T as have. 1 am scarcely ever with
out it in the house.
"I will say also that think there is
no better medicine to be found for
young girls to build them up and make
them strong and we'll. My eldest
daughter has taken Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for pain
full periods and irregularity, and it has
always helped hor.
81 am always ready and willing to
speak a good word for the Lydia E.
Pinkham's Remedies. tell every one
I meet that owe my health and hap
piness to these wonderful medicines"
Mrs. J. G. JOHNSON, Scottville, Mich,
RID. 8.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or HARM
full drugs and to-day holds the record
for the largest number Of actual cures
Of female diseases.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
OntimeIy Interruption.

Professor McGoozle was deeply alb
sorbed in the effort to take the tangle
out of knotty point in metaphysics.
"Lysander,' said his wife, looking up
from the paper she had been reading.
what does it cost to have ones name
changed?"
1T never cost you anything to have
yours changed, Alyira, irritably an.
swered the professor. 81 paid all the
expenses"
The worm turned at last.
THAT was no more than you should
have DONE she snapped, considering
that | changed my name from Wander
poole to McGoozle. Chicago Tribune
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
'oNsuMPTioN OF LIQUOR
INCREASES IN AMERICA.
S9ht Million Gallons More Whisky
Used in Past Year.

the last II months the eonsump-
'lo' OF liquors broke all records, and
Tue people of the United States con-
suned over eight million gallons more
OF whisky and over 11s million gal
ions more of beer in the fiscal year
ending June 80, 1911, than they did
IN tle fiscal year ending June 80, 1910.
is tle announcement of the National
Mod'l License League, which has just
received the official figures from R.
T. Cabell, L. S. commissioner of in
ternd revenue.
The total consumption of distilled
spiris for the year just closed was
l34,6e0,193 gallons, as compared with
consumption of 126,SS4,726 gallons
in the previous year.
The total consumption of beer for
the fiscal year of 1911 was 63,216,S51
barrels or 1,959,722,3S1 gallons as
compared with 59,544,775 barrels or
1,S45,SSS,025 gallons for 1910.
The combined increase is 121 ,049,-
S29 gallons which represents an in.
crease of 1.3 gallons per capita, using
census figures. The total per capita
consumption is now 2229 gallons.
The highest previous consumption
of distilled spirits was for the year
1907. The slump that followed that
year continued until 1909 and then
took an upward turn to the present
apex.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Soap for Upholstery.

Soap to clean fine upholstery, rugs,
carpets: One bar of naphtha soap
cut fine in one gallon of water; add
four ounces pulverized sal soda eight
ounces borax; boil Is minutes four
gallons of cold water and one-half pint
of alcohol; stand over night Apply a
small amount on brush and on a small
space at time. Wipe off immediate
ly with clear water and cloth, wiring
ing cloth out, changing water often.
Let dry. It will look bright as new.
This will not harm any delicate arti-
cles. silks or wool.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
INTEREST in new
METHODS GROWING
Remarkable Success Here At
tracing Attention.

Prof. James Munyon, the health ex-
pert, had a strenuous time yesterday.
People seemed to flock to him on ac-
count o. his remarkable success, and
it was difficult matter to get within
speaking distance of him. Several
persons expressed themselves foreibly
in explaining the reasons for their be-
lief of the man. One young woman,
who is very prominent in the city,
said:
Il have been suffering for years
with a combination of stomach troub-
les, catarrh and other troubles, with
general debility | could hardly do
anything at times on account of the
pain in my stomach, side and chest
| had duh gnawing pain in the pit of
my stomach, palpitation of the heart
and feeling of weakness that I could
not understand. Headaches most of
the time, with extreme nervousness,
made it so that | could not eat, and
what little food that | did eat I did
not seem to get any strength from.
Very often l would have to get up at
night for something to eat in order to
stop the hungry feeling that would
come over me.
Munyon's treatments had been
suggested to me, but | laughed at the
idea that they could do me any good,
as l had tried SO many doctors and
remedies without relief l was tired,
nervous and worn out all the time.
Nothing l could do made me feel any
better.
treatment could help me, but when
heard what wonderful work he was
doing here l decided to consult him
Now | feel like woman made over
am regaining my weight, feel well
and cheerful all the time. | was sur
prised at the quick results. for my i'm
provement was almost immediate; my
soreness vanished and l could eat any
thing | wanted to. | look and feel 1(
years younger, and it is all due tc
Prof. Munyon's new treatment
This statement is one of many,
said the health expert today. %
have not had one single case of dis
satisfaction or poor results from my
treatment in this city since opening
here.
81 believe that l can do as much foi
others as l have done for her. My
methods are simple, founded on Ma
ture,Y and l have made stomach trouble
a deep study for years. That eX-
plains my universal success.
Il want every man or woman suf-
fering from rheumatism, bladderkid-
the nearest drug store and get my
remedies. These little pellets remove
the cause of your trouble once for all.
If you are not sure just what your
trouble is, write a personal letter to
Prof. ]. M. Munyon, SD and Jeffer-
son SITS, and he and his expert corps
of physicians will give you medical
advice absolutely free. They will
send you an examination blank and
ask questions and give you the most
painstaking examination and there is
not a penny to pay nor are you
under any obligation to follow their
advice.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Robbers Had INGENUITY.

An unusual scheme for robbing a
gold dump was discovered at Nome
Alaska, few days ago, when inspec-
ton was made of dump that was
thrown up three years ago. 1t was
found that robbers had sunk a hole
through the top of the dump and
sluiced out all the inside, leaving a
hollow shell standing. 1t is estimated
that in this manner the thieves had
obtained $4,000.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
In Too Much of a Hurry.

"Absalom," said Mrs. Rambo, you've
got to quit your drinking, your smok-
ing, your chewing, your swearing,
your" For heavens sake, Nancy"
protested Mr.. Rambo, don't commit
me to such Wholesale reform. Let
me revise my habits schedule by
schedule Chicago Tribune.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
PROSPEROUS.

"All you farmers out this way must
be prosperous, see ten automobiles
to, one horse"
Eyes; the farmers all us automo-
biles themselves, but they have to
keep a horse for the hired man.
Buffalo Express.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Cultivate Kind Voice.

A kind voice is joy, like a lark's
song, to a hearth at home. 1t is a
light that sings as well as shines.
Train it to sweet tones now and II
will keep in tune through life.-Elihu
Burritt.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

1t is kindness that makes life's capa-
bilities blossom and paints them with
their cheering hues and endows them
with their invigorating fragrance.
Whether it waits on its superiors, or
ministers to its interiors, or disports
itself with its equals, its work is
marked with a prodigality which the
strictest discretion cannot blame.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Didn't Know What to Do,

Il tell you I'm down on these auter
mobiles" said the Kansas farmer.
Bother you much?" asked the tour.
list.
"Well, I sh'd say SO. When Teller
sees a funnel-shaped cloud a-comin
a-whoopin' he don't know whether to
run fer gun or a cyclone cellar
The Rams Horn.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
His Abb.

Sunday School Teacher-Who drove
the children of Israel into Canaan?
Blank silence reigned.
Teacher with considerable Spirit
You, little boy in the back seat. who
drove the children of Israel into
Canaan?
He was badly frightened, but man
aged to gasp: Il never did; we just
moved here from Kansas last week."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
FOO True.

Bridget feel SO i'll I wish you
would not go out today Couldn't you
get what you are going for just as
we'll tomorrow" Faith an OF can
tomorrow or amy day. was going
out to get mesilf new job."-Har-
pers Bazaar.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Doino His Share

Il suppose" said the heiress' father,
you have assured my daughter that
you will grant her every wish" NO."
replied Baron Fucash, 81 will not mis-
represent my financial resources. But
l will do my best to be of service"
In what way?" IT will help her to
wish"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Let us Make the Bcst of Il.

1t Is announced by an English scien-
fist that our winters will gradually
get warmer during the next 400 years,
but he warns US that after the 1884
there will be a change Cor the worse
Let us by all means enjoy the sun
shine while we may.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

San Francisco. Sept. 15--The department of en-
ployment of Heads Business Colleges report the
placing in paying positions of 756 graduates dur
ing the past six months. This report covers
schools at San Francisco, Oakland. Stockton Santa
Cruz. San Jose. Chico Fresno, Reno, Long Beach
and Riverside. The Committee wishing to meet
this years demand for bookkeepers and stem
ographers is DESTROYS of getting in touch with
those wishing to enter business life. For full in
formation and handsome booklet. address nearest
school
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
RIGHT.

She-Jones is a fine man; one of
the few, in fact, who stand for real
progress. He says he likes to see two
trees where one used to be.
He-He certainly lives up to that,
and more, too. When took him home
last night he was seeing six or seven
where one used to be.-Puck.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Stunq.

How in the world did you ever
come to marry that horrid man in the
first place."
ut was all my chum's fault"
did she tell you that he was rich ?''
mo, she pretended that she wanted
him herself" -Houston Post.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Tips for Rrldegrooms.

1t might be possible for a bride
he would also wear a veil and some
orange blossoms in his hair.-Atchi-
son Globe.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
The Recoil.

Tobacconist-Yo learned long ago
how to pack barrel of apples, didn t
you, Uncle John?
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES thing, Billy;
same as you packed that box of cigars
| bought of you the other day-all the
nice ones in the top row-Chicago
Tribune,
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Good Reason.

"Have you an appretite?" asked the
physician
NO" replied the patient.
Hum! Very bad symptom"
Maybe not. You see, I've just had
my dinner
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Reassurlnq.

Terrified Rider lin hired motor
caD:-I say say-you're going
much too fast. Chautfeur-Oh, you'll
all right, sir. We always insure our
passengers.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
Curious.

Mayme-Sure, | used to go with
him. Did you tell him | was going to
be married?
Grayce-f sure did.
Mayme4Did he ask "how soon?"
Grayee-No. He asked how long?"
Toledo Blade.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

A cold on the chest weakens your
lungs. Tubercular Germs attack the
weak spots. Keep your lungs strong
by curing colds quickly with Hamlins
Wizard Oil and you will not get Con-
sumption.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

When you get so that you can say to
yourself, 1T serves you good and
right" you're on the road to WinvilIe
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
When concelt Is Strono.

Occasionally a mans conceit at
tains that superlative degree where
he talks glibly in his own interest
and calls 1t working for the general
good-Atchison Globe.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
HERR Is nnnrnr ron WOMEN.

II you have pains in the back, Urinary, Bladder OF
Kidney trouble, and want a certain. pleasant hert
cure for, woman's Ills. try Mother Gravs AROMAT
10 LEAF. 1t is safe and never-failing regula tor
FREE. Address the Mother Gray Co. lie Roy, N. Y
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
PLUMBING mArERlAL-cur PRICES

Get our prices before you buy. 1t means saving.
Complete line-Fixtures also Pipe & Fittngs.-
Boilers $4.25. Sinks $l.50, Bathtubs $500, Lavator-
les $3.50. G, T. Plumbing Material Co.. Inc 322
McAIlister ST. San Francisco
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10
OWES
HER
HEALTH
To Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

| Lydia E. Pinkham's
V e ge "a BILE Com
pound and Sanatiye
Wash have done me.
| live on a farm and
have worked very
hard. l am forty
five years old, and
am the mother of
t thirteen children.
Many people think
1t strange that | am
not broken do W n
with hard work and
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
the best remedy to use for their children during
the teething period.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

Some of us magnify catspaw of
adverse wind into catastrophe cy-
clone.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

THE deeds OF great men live after
them"-the pleasant effect of a drink of
Old Gilt Edge Whiskey is also lasting.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

There's always plenty of elbow room
on the sunny side of Easy street.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

Some of US need to Fletcherize our
conversation as we'll as our fodder.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1911-10-10

Constipation causes and seriously
aggravates many diseases. 1t is thor
oughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets.
Tiny sugar-coated granules.