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The Springfield herald., 1911-01-13
PROMINENT
ODD FELLOW
Bad Case Of catarrh and Other
Complications. Fully Re.
stored by Perlna.

Mr.. Chas. I.
Bauer, Grand
Scribe. Grand
G n campment
!. o. o. F.. Of
Texas. writes
from San An
tonic. Texas:
Nearly two
ye a r s ago !
a C C e p t e d a
p o sition az
secretary and
tre q surer Of
on . of t h e
! e n d ing dry
goods estab-
lishments of
G alv g s t on.
T e Z a 3. The
. u d d . n
change from a
Att H.
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We viii Hold Philippines.

Washington think we will hold
the Philippines for some considerable
time to come" said President Taft
at the annual dinner of the Military
Order of the Carabao. which is s So
ciety of army men who have served
IN the Philippines.
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If YOU WOULD BE WELL
KEEP YOUR KIDNEYS WELL.

The kidneys filter the blood. When
they are sick, the uric poison is re-
tanned and various troubles result. No
kidney symptom, however Slight
should be neglected. There is no bet
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San Antonio.-Six deaths have eo-
Cured and many persons In Telfener.
Victoria county. Texas, are II as re-
suit of eating bread containing pois-
on
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NSA ASNuy
81 ck kidneys
than Do a n s
Kidney Pills.
George Seid.
er, 632 Pacific
Ave-, Alameda,
Cal, says: Il
could not lie
on my side ow-
ing to the sore
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illinois Census Figures.

Washington.-Census returns from
Illinois: Wheaton, population in 1910,
1872; 1900. 2,345. Decatur City. popu-
iation in 1910. $3.50; in 1890, 2i.S62.
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lished testimonial or used a letter
without the written consent of the
writer, and never has the Company
allowed these confidential letters to
get out Of their possession, as the
hundreds of thousands of them in
their files will attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience,
which Mrs. Pinkham has to draw
from, 1t is more than possible that she
has gained the very knowledge needed
in your case. She asks nothing in re-
turn except your good will, and her
advice has helped thousands. Surely
any woman, rich or poor, should be
glad to take advantage of this gener-
Gus offer Of assistance. Address Mrs.
Pinkham, care of Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia E. Pinkham's SO-page
Text Book. 1t is not a book for
general distribution, as 1t Is too
expensive. 1t Is free and only
obtainable by mail. Write for
{t tc1ov
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ness over my kidneys. My limbs
swelled badly and the flesh was sof!
and fabby. AFTER beginning to use
Doan's Kidney Pills, the swelling van,
ished and the pain in my back disap-
peared."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Alilburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
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ADVICE
TO WOMEN

Women suffering from any form Of
illness are invited to promptly COM
municate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass. All letters are received, opened,
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companions in Miser,

Ella-For all sad words of tongue
or pen
Stella-Forget it; I'm an old maid
myself.
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man can freely talk
of her private ILL
ness to a woman;
thus has been es-
tablished this con-
fdence between
Mrs. Pinkham and
the WON en- of
America which has.
never been broken.
Never has she pub.
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A Brush With Madam.

Artist-Madam. it is not faces alone
that paint, 1t is souls.
Madam-Oh. you do interiors, then
Boston Transcript.
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Your Stationery

is your silent representative. II
you sell fine goods that are up
to-date in style and of superior
quality 1t ought to be reelected
In your printing. We produce the
kind that you need and will not
feel ashamed to have represent
you. That IL the only kind 1t
pays. to send out. Send your or
ders to this ONCE.
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Hardened.
Scott-Is IL true that Cooleigh Is
financially embarrassed?
Notifies fearfully in debt, but II
doesn't seem to embarrass him much.
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TAKE a 0OsE or
pI O.!!'S
THE BEST MEDICINE
TO, C0OC MS z Gol28
She Ravcd.

She Raved.
Mr.. Burble-That elocutionist is
some queen, isn't she?
Mr.. Bored-A raving beauty.
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MINING APPLICATION NO. O0OO5-
MINERAL. SURVEY No. litDUU.

First publication. Nov. IS. 1910.
Last publication. Jan. l3. 1911.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12
Births

It is with great pleasure that we here
by announce the birth of a child to Mi.
and Mrs. Lemuel Goodwin on last Tues
day, at exactly four minutes to midnight
bv LENS clock. Doc Livermore, who Of
ficiated on this occasion says, however.
that according to his watch. LENS clock
was eight minutes slow. SO if this is the
case, the child was born on Wednesday
instead of Tuesday.
Mother and child are doing well. also
Lem, who on Wednesday ev'g asked in
few friends and treated them to hard
cider, doughnuts and apples. thus cele.
brating in a fitting manner the arrival
of the new arrival.
This birth makes the populashion OF
Bingville two more than the populashion
of Hardscrabble, and now If we can
only keep ahead of Hardscrabble in pop
ulashion it will be a great thing for
Bingville. For the last two or three
years it has been nip and TUX in the two
towns-part of the time Hardscrabbie
would have one or two more popula-
shion than Bingville and part of the time
vice versa. ~ 81.
We almost forgot to state the sex Of
the child-it was a boy-wgt. 9 pounds
and four ounces on the butter scaleAy
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12
Fell IN

Little Wally Tucker, l2-year-old son
of Josh Tucker, had quite chilly ex-
perience tother day. Wally, Tommy
Barker and little Peter Brown and Sam
INV Winslow was all skating on Snake
Crick below the bridge just above where
the swift water begins and where It amt
froze over at ALL = w -
Wally tried to see how close he conld
skate to the edge of the ice without
breaking through, when he broke
through and hollered and yelled some
thing offul. S s
Seth Dewberry, our heroiek town con-
stable, happened to be passing At the
time and Seth with great presence OF
mind, run out to where Wally was wal
lowing in the water, and in trying to pull
him out, Seth broke in hisself and got
wet all over, but finally they both man
aged to get out.
Wally went home crying and Seth
went home cussing. Being as Wally's
ma had told him not to dare 60 skating.
she laid him across her knee and give
him a good thrashing, which only added
to Wally's distress, but it will probably
be a lesson to him .sl I
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12

$50 you be a ghost, be your" says
Bill. "Well. it don't hurt ghost none
to give him good thrashing, reckon,
so take that" says Bill, and he hit
Hank wallop on the side of the head
that turned him clean over before he
struck the ground AS soon as Hank
got up, Bill knocked him down again
and all the time Hank kept hollering,
please don't hit me no more, BILL
amt no ghost. honest I ain't-I'm no
buddy but Hank Dewberry, and one of
the best friends you've got in Bing-
ville.' "You said you was a ghost"
says Bill, as he hit Hank another crack,
land Pm going to take you at your
word" Finally Hank pleaded so pitt
full that Bill let him go in disgust and
went back to work in the shop.
Them as witnessed the experiment
snuk off in different direeshions becuz
they didn't want to have any part in it
when Bill was in that mood. AS for
Hank, he limped home and his wife
helped him to bed. When she found
out that he had TUX one of her clean
sheets often the bed in the spare room
for his experiment, she give him Sc
we're dressing down with her tongue
and told the nabers that if Hank hadn't
of been so bad used up she would of
used the floor mop on him herself.
AS for Hank. he says he don't be-
lieye any more there is any such a crit
ter as ghost, and he don't believe any,
buddy else believes it either.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12
ONCE
NJ OR E

We will call your attenshion to the fact
that the Bugle office does ARTlSTICK
JOB PRINTING. We have called your
attenshion to this fact so many times in
the past that it has become very mo-
notonous to us and besides 1T AMT
DONE NO GOOD. We don't propose
to take up valuable space to keep re-
minding you of this all the time. Once
ort to be enuff, and A WORD TO THE
WISE SHOULD BE SUFFISHENT.
We can do your job printing almost
as CHEAP as you can have it did at the
Co. seat Patronize home trade-spend
your money where you make it.
Sale Bills, Circulars, Letter Hsads,
Envelopes and Everything Else
Struck of ON Short Noties-
Providing it amt too short.
Don't bother us on press day, being q
we are then too busy to even talk about
Job printing, but any other time, we will
give you Estimates Nth Great Cheer.
.BINCVILLE BUGLE EDITOR.
Bingville
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12
Local BrevitieS

We called recently to see hobble
skirt which our talented dressmaker,
Miss Phoebe Hiiderbrande, had made
for Amelia Tucker. Phoebe wanted us
to see it and say something about it in
the Bugle. We can't say nothin about
it without hurting Phoebe's feelings so
we guess we'd better not say anything:
Abe Witherow while taking load OF
potatoes to the Co. seat last Tuesday
had one runner of his sled to break,
spilling all the potatoes in the snow,
where Abe left them and the sled and
led the horse back to Bingville, where
he borrowed a sled. but when he re-
turned to the potatoes. they was all
froze. Ever sinst this Abe has been
cussin something offul for church
member
Yves Woodruff, our hunter and trap
per ketched fox in one of his traps
last week Everybody hereabouts is
glad it was fox instead of a skunk
if Yves ketches many more skunks he
won't be fit for decent people to asso-
ciate with.
Jed Peters, our intelligent school tea
cher licked little Sammy Brown last
Tuesday tor something or other and
Lem Brown, Sammy's father, says if
Jed does that again. he'll lick him.
Old Dad Henderson dropped into the
Bug1e office last week to pay us dollar
on his back subscripshion, as he said
when he first come in, but Dad got
switched off talking about how he fit
and bled in the Civil War and we
couldn't seem to get his mind back on
the subscripshion, so he went away with
out paying anything. Business first and
conversation afterward
Anne Hillyer, our attorney and legal
light, didn't give away no calendars this
year as usual and there has been a good
cal of talk about it. Anne says. how
ever, that the calendars which he has
give away in the past has cost him be-
tween one and two cents each and tina,
he didn't see as they brung him in enufi
law business to pay for EN-. He says
he has knowed of several people who he
give calendars to, who when they want
apy legal advice, 60 to the Co. seat for
it. Well, there may be some truth in
this,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12
Personal Items

Last Sunday at church service, while
Miss Mollie Tucker was playing chords
for the choir to sing by, she heared a
mouse in the melodeum and jumpt up
with screech that stopped the choir
singing and almost throwed the con-
gregashion into a panic until Reverend
Moore explained in a kindly voice what
had occurred. Then the service was
resumed Mollie said she felt like a
fool to do a thing like that but she
couldn't of helped it if she was to of
died for it.
1t is rumored that new family from
the Co. seat by the name of Jenkins,
with five Children, a dog and three cats,
will move to Bingville next week. We
hope this is true becuz it will increase
the populashion of Bingville seven
Jasper Hawkins led his two-year-old
colt outen the stable to the watering
trough tother morning, and being as
the colt is very coltish in this cold
weather, he drug Jasper up and down
the road at a turrible rate. Jasper
hung on to the halter rope, however
and called the colt blame fool and
told it to stand still and behave itself
but it didn't do no good. When Jasper
got the colt back into the stable, he
took the buggy whip to it for. its skit.
tishness
Mrs. Martha Tucker held a after.
noon tea at her residence last Thurs
day afternoon to which about II ladies
composing the elite of Bingville, wa:
present. Early Thursday morning, how.
| ever, Martha was took down with q
| violent sick headache which confined
her to her bed, while the tea was ir
progress. She told her invited guests
they would have to entertain theirself:
as best they could, being as she wa.
| that miserable she couldn't sit in a
chair. Martha has said sinst she think:
all present spent enjoyable time, be,
ing as they took advantage of her alb.
sence to eat up everything in the house
Mrs Cyrus Hoskins made a big mis-.
take last Monday morning. She had
| jest put her wash out on the line after
| which she carried out the ashes from
| the kitchen stove and dumped them or
| the ash heap, but the wind was blowing
very violent and carried the ashes al
over the clothes, which she will haft tc
| wash again. Mrs. Hoskins is offul pu,
out about this and has the sympathy oil
the whole community.
Eph Higgins, Our accommodating P
NJ, is working on his quarterly report
to the government, whijp ort to have
been sent in the first Of last October
Eph says if he ever ketches up with
| them dognashion reports he will be-
they will never pi - on him again
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Bill Yates Under the
Weather Again

Bill Yates took load of hay to the
Co. seat last Wednesday and returned
to Bingville with load of rum slowed
away internal, as you might say. 1t was
all Bill could do to unhitch his horses
and put them in the stable. Then he
went home and went to bed and sinst
then has been considerable under the
weather. This amt the first time lately
that Bill has come home from the Co.
seat worse off for Ticker, and some
folks thinks that he is trying to COM
pete with Bill Hepburn, our artistick
blacksmith.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12

| On this occasion we take our
pen in hand to write a eloquent
editorial on Abraham Lincoln, be-
! ing as the day on which this ishue
Of the Bugle comes out (if it comes
out when we think it willy is Lin
coins birthday and it would not be
fitting if we was to let this chanel
to say few ulogistick words re-
lspecting this great man slip by us.
Tother day down to Hen Wealth
ersby's store we made the remark
that we was a going to write a
editorial on Abe Lincoln and for
quite spell after we said this,
there was intense silence. Final
ly Lem Perkins speaks up and says,
I"Abe Lincoln? Abe Lincoln did
mt Abe used to live over Hardscrab-
Bile way?" We was so disguised
that we couldn't think what to
answer for a minute, when sudden
lly Hen Weathersby hisself speaks
up and says, "What the thundera-
shion are you writing a editorial
about Abe Lincoln for-I never
heard of him. Who is he?"
4 We was offul disguised, but we
told Hen and Lem briefly who Abe
was and what he done for his coun-
TRY, but they both said it was news
to them, which only goes to show
what turrible ignorunts exists in
our midst amongst men who ort to
know something. Writing edito-
rails on great men in the Bingville
Bugle is sometimes a thankless task
when they amt appreciated by our
readers who don't even know what
1--we be writing about.
| Abe Lincoln was horned in log
hut with no educashion or money OF
no advantages, but what did he
care? He got holt of a few books
and learned to read and cipher by
the light of the hearth, after his
days labor was did. Who is there
in Bingville, we ask, who thirsts for
knowledge enuff to dig for it by the
freight in the ev'gs after they have
worked hard all day?
| Abe Lincoln become loryer like
Anne Hillyer, our talented notary
republick, and legal light, except
he uyoe q emo rfor 1o,1or than ma
is or ever will be. Finally Lincoln
|by industry and strict attenshion to
business was elected president OF
1.-THE United States and conducted
hisself in a able manner during his
administration performing his du-
ties to the best of his several ability.
| That's about all we know con-
corning Abraham Lincoln but its
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12
Eleven Kittens

Miss Polly Cruckshank advises US that
her Maria" cat has give birth to II
kittens. which is more kittens than Pol
ly knows what to do with, so she asks
US to notify the general publick through
the Bugle that she will dispose of these
kittens free gratis for nothing in order
to secure good homes for same. Polly
says Maria" is powerful good nous
er, and that if the kittens takes after
their mother they ort to be, too. Those
desiring kittens kindly see Polly imme-
diately-6rst come FIRST served
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enuf to teach US that no matter if
we are born in a log cabin, we can
all become presidents of the United
States if we get enuff educashion
and conduct ours-lfs in a proper
manner. Let this be lesson to
every citizen of Bingville.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-12

While he works on the report Eph
locks the post office door so as not TO
be bothered by patrons who desire their
mail.
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WHATS THE MATTER, HEMAE2" ASKED
THE CAPTAIN AEXIOUSLY
-"WhatY he asked and hi hand
shook. 81 fear didn't catch the
name"
mo WONDER laughed Mr.. Tidditt
"Cy's 80 crazy tonight he'd forgot bis
own name. Know what you said. Cy?
You said she was Emily Richards
'Thayer. HawI haw! She amt
Thayer. Hcman. Her last names
Thomas. She's Emily Richards Thay-
-er's granddaughter, though Her grand
dad was John Thayer. over to Orham-
Good land. forgot! Well. what OF IL,
-Gy2 Twould have to be known some
time"
Every one looked at Captain Cy then
No one observed Mr.. Atkins Tor the
moment When they did turn their
gaze upon the great man he had sunk
back in him chair. the glass Of lemon
;ade was upset upon the cloth before
him. ana he. with very white face.
was staring at Emily Richards
Thomas
whats the matter, HemanP asked
the captain anxiously. "Ain't sick, MIRO
your"
The congressman started.
''Oh, nor he said hurr1edly. ION,
mo-. But I'm afraid I've soiled your
cloth. Il was awkward or me. II
.rcaIIy-I apologize-I"-
He wiped hiD face with his. handker'
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SYNOPSIS.

CONGRESSMAN Heman Atkins wants to
hnv cy Whittaker's place. Cy unexpect-
s1iv returns to his boyhood home.
Every one In Bayport venerates and
fears Atkins except Cy. Atkins opposes
Enc selection Of Miss Phoebe Dawes a.
teacher.
Nv champions Phoebe Dawes against
AfIins and she Is elected teacher. Cy
engages Mrs. Beasley as housekeeper.
~ discharges Mrs. Beasley. Emily
Richards Thomas. aged eight, arrives At
Ey's place.
she IN an orphan and has come TO live
with him, although he did not invite her
to do no.
Cy is furious, but he grows fond OF her
ana keeps her. He nicknames her "Bos'n."
and she learns to love him.
Miss Phoebe Dawes ana Captain Cy save
Emily from an ugly COW. The captain
aArnires the teacher.
Captain Cy. to help Phoebe. decides Cd
run as q candidate for membership on
the school committee
Captain Cy invites Congressman Atkins
To EmIly'T birthday party, and the law
maker decides to accept.
Congressman Atkins gets severe shock
when he learns the last name and identity
o. the girl Emily. "a mysterious stranger
arrives at Cy Whittaker's place.
The stranger attacks Miss Phoebe. and
captain ~ EeSCu0S HSG hllGF o. bCGu@ OK
considerable violence.
A tempestuouS town meeting occurs
Congressman Atkins makes the mysteri-
GUS stranger his friend The latter turns
out to be a drunkard, one Thomas, who
ig the father Of little Emily. Captain Gy
is defeated for school commissioner.
a. fight occurs between Captain CIV and
Thomas. Legal troubles arise over Cap
tEfn Cy'g guardianship or Emily.
Miss Phoebe visits the Widow Beasley.
Phoebe investigates some matters per-
tanning to the past.
Captain Cy goes to WNshiIgacp Eagard-
lnS serious matters Affecting Congress
man Atking.
Captain cy interviews Congressman Ev-
erdean and makes am9Ssng discoveries ~
teotlng th@ honesty OH Atkins.
Captain " oonfronts Atkins. Atkins
confeSsog that he han rpbbVd little Emily
Of thousands Of dollars. Captain Gy re-
turns home.
Atkins eapitulates to captAin cSs A.
klns, repentAn& DMRDSp Tho ReGundrel
Thomas to depart doom 4ayport forever.
Cy Whitaker and Miss Phoebe come to
understand that they love one another,
End little Emily ana the happy couple
dwell together I'm happiness.
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CHAPTER X.

gTTlOWEYER true Asaph's calcula-
lH lions might have been, Mr..
I'LL Atkins made no mention Of
- politics. He was urbanity
Itself. He drew up to the table, par
took Of the Ice cream and cake and
greeted his friends and neighbors
with charming benignity.
want ID sweet OF him to conner
whispered Miss Phinney to Keturah.
Sand him 50 nice ana everyday and
sociable! And when Cap'n Whitta-
ker's runnin' against his friend, as you
might say"
Keturah replied with u dubious
shake Of the head.
81 think Captain Cyrus is Soin' to
get into trouble" she said. "Tve
preached to Bailey more n a little
about keepin' clear, but he won't"
Games In eother room now" or
dered Captain Cy. but Mr.. Atkins held
up his hand.
Pardon me just a moment. Cyrus,
IL you please" be said. II feel that
on this happy occasion It IL my duty
and pleasure to propose q toast" he
held his lemonade glass aloft- Per
init me-" he proclaimed. ito wish
many happy birthdays and long life
to Miss ! beg pardon, Cyrus, but
what il your little friends manner"
Emily Richards Thayer," replied
the captain, carried away By enthusi-
asm and or bis guard for once.
'To EN- began Heman- Then he
paused and for the first time in hin
public life seemed at loss for words.
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eacn other better BY ana Dy.~

each other better by ana Dy.~
He looked On In wondering disgust
as Bog'n said her 'grace."
what I'm blazesi" he burst out when
the little blessing was finished. "Who
put her up to thatf A leftover from
the psalm singers, is it,"
81 don't know" answered the cap
tain. speaking with deliberation- I'll
do know that like to have her do 1t
and that she shall do 1t as longs she's
&C this table"
.'Ohl she shall. hey2 Well. I reck-
on
"She shall-as long az she's at this
table l. that real plain and under
standable, or shall write It DOWN.
There was an Icy clearness in the
captains tone which seemed to freeze
further conversation on the part Of Mr.
Smith. He merely grunted and ate his
breakfast I'm silence He ate a great
deal and ate It rapidly.
Bos'n departed for school when the
meal was over. Captain Cy helped her
on with her coat and hood Then, as
be always did OF late. be kissed her
goodby.
"Hir called Mr.. Smith from the nit
ting room Amt ! In on that? II
there's any kisses goin' want to take
n hand before the deals over"
Must IT' whispered Bos'n pleading
~. Must I. Uncle Cy2 don't want
to. / don't like him"
Come onw called Mr.. Smith. "Tm
gettin' over my bashfulness fast. Hur-
~ upP'
Must kiss him, Uncle CyrusY'
whispered Bos'n. Must Tr'
Nor snapped the captain sharply.
"Trot right along now. dearie. Be a
good girl Goodby."
HE entered the sitting room His
guest had found the Sunday box and
was lighting one Of his hosts cigars.
'Well," he inquired easily, whats
next on the bill2 Anything goin' on in
this forsaken holeT
"There's barber shop down the
road You might 60 there first,
should say-not that You need It, but
just as a novelty like"
fro BE CONTINUED
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back i'm school doing double work i'm
the hope Of being able to graduate
this spring. Young Benner refused
to discuss the matter, but his mother
gave few facts
The Lord did it," was the simple
explanation. when James made that
pledge he did mot know where he was
going to get the money, but the Lord
had been SO good to US that years ago
James resolved that the first ST. 900 he
ever made should be returned to the
Lord. 10 when the church decided
to build James pledged $1,000, know
ing be would be shown the way to
make it-'