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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-08
olden limo "Raimsnt."

In early Bible days richly embroid-
cred raiment was enumerated with
the gold, silver and other valuable
property Of rich man. In that primi-
tive age Dame Fashion was not the
tickle goddess she is at present. and
the "raiment' SO frequently mention
ed in the Holy Scriptures descended
from father to son as a valuable part
Of the inheritance. Raiment was Of
ten sent, with gold and gems. as a
present to dignitaries. 1t took not
months, but years, to ornament some
of these garments. and the gold thread
80 lavishly used in embroidering them
was real gold. Moses describes the
process of making the gold thread that
was used in ornamenting the taber-
nacle. The habit of making presents
Of rare needlework is still common
among eastern nations that changed
their customs 80 slowly.
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Weeping Trees.

The phenomenon Of weeping trees"
that is, Of trees shedding drops Of liq-
uid-is ascribed by DIR. Sharp in the
Cambridge Natural History to the in
fluence Of plant bugs. The familiar
frog hopper which produces the so
called cuckoo spit on SO many Of our
plants belongs to this family Of in
sects. A note in the London Field
calls attention to some interesting OBJ
servations on this subject made by DR..
Annandale and contributed by him to
the records Of the Incian museum.
DR.. Annandale while collecting in
sects in western Bengal felt what he
thought was rain from a clear sky
through the foliage Of the trees. On
investigation he found that it fell from
the leaves and was due to a species
Of plant bug present In enormous num-
hers
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His Mistake,

There once appeared at the back
door Of house a tramp who to the
mistress of the place related a pathetic
story of his troubles. This tale, how
ever. did not greatly move the matter
Of fact woman. for she remarked
dryly:
That's the same story l had from
The last hobo that passed."
"Indced!' said the tramp. Then,
madam. l perceive that l have been
unwise not to have had my history
copyrighted."-J
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THEFT ALLEGED

An alleged theft of $40 from one of
the servant girls at Earlham college
has been reported to the police and
the authorities at Earlham college.
The college authorities are working
on the matter. and Miss Snepp, dean
OF women at the institution, is in
charge OF the case. Details concern
ing the theft are not given out by
the authorities.
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DENIED HIS DIGNITY.
The Cooks Familiarity With the Cap.
tain Was III Timed.

tain Was III Timed.
Enos Silsbee and Ethan knight
came from the same little town on the
coast of Maine. AS boys they had
grown up together. and now as men
they were sailing together on the same
schooner. Ethan was captain. and
Enos was the cook. Their positions
might well have been reversed, for
Ethan was better with the skillet than
Enos. and Enos probably knew as
much about navigation as his friend.
Still. they maintained their respective
places. and neither thought Of shift.
Usually on board the Maria there
was little formality between the cap
tain and the crew. In port. however,
and on certain occasions it was thought
necessary to maintain the dignity of
Office.
One day a naval officer came on
board on some business. Captain
knight received him in his best man.
ner, thanking his stars that he happen
ed to have his good coat on when the
officer arrived Unexpectedly.
In the midst Of their interview in
the captains cabin Enos, apron tied
behind. as was his wont when not
very busy, poked his head in at the
door.
Ethan" he said. "where's the sauce
pan?"
Captain knight frowned. and the Of
fcer looked at once surprised and in
different.
Your conduct is amazing, SIR" the
captain said in his most diynified man.
ner Your saucepan must be where
you left it,
You had it last" protested Enos.
"You said you could fry
But the captain had slammed the
door.-Youth's Companion.
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TO WHITEWATER

Several members of the Richmond
lodge of Masons went to Whitewater
last evening where they witnessed the
third degree work conferred upon two
candidates Of the Whitewater lodge
Following the work banquet was
given.
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Good Advice.

"Help: Help!" came the cry Of dis
tress through the midnight stiffness.
The policeman in the neighboring
doorway stirred uneasily. "Advertise
in the want column" he muttered and
resumed his nap.-Philadelphia Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-08

The timber area of Canada was or
iginally 100000 square miles. A
present it's timber is estimated at 3,
10000, 100000 feet
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News from Athens is that the olive
crop in Greece promises to be the best
both in quantity and quality that has
been seen in forty years.
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She Was Wise,

Spoonly-I am intoxicated with love
for you. Miss Manyplunks-Oh. l see!
And you want to try the gold cure?-
Chicago News.
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7 Prof. Russell at Y. M. C.. A.
7:3O p. m. Tonight.
City Statistics
Death and Funeral,

I MILLER-Albert Miller, aged IS
years. died at his home, 907 South
Ninth street. this morning. Mr.. Miller
IL survived by his wife, two sons, and
five daughters. The funeral arrange
ments will be announced later.
i LAME-Oliver Warren Lamb, aged
~ years, died at ten o'clock this
morning at his residence, 1O1 State
street. He is survived by his father,
mother and four sisters. The funer-
q arrangements will be announced
hter.
! .,-...
; Tc Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Garrett, 204
South Second street. third child, a
daughter. Mary Edith Garrett.
= Health.
|: County health commissioner J. E.
Davis report that the last contagion
sign has been pulled off Wayne coun-
~ homes. meaning that the county
has the unique situation OF possessing
absolutely perfect health. Sanitary
Inspector Henry Scherb. who has been
put out Of a Job as a consequence of
the absence Of contagion, has started
. campaign to clean up back yards and
alleys, and will spend his time trying
10 make Richmond a "city beautiful -
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; Tc Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Garrett, 204
South Second street. third child, a
daughter, Mary Edith Garrett.
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23

Oh Ant. hey?' queried Cyrus
lG Of the congressman. "Yor
IL i wouldn't be popular at oul
~ perfect boarding house bach
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23

-. or, reuic. CT IcS'a he said Moth
i.l&. - lais Lrc:Gean asked what had
brought Eiia to Washington.
"Wtu.' said Captain Cy, "Tll tell
| you. I'm like the fcileg in court with
ext q hTyer-~hc said he couldn't tell
/, whether ..e WAS griity or not count
{ OF hayin no rrofcsaicaal advice.
| That's what I've come to you for. Ed
| -rrofeS@i nal advice
lie told the harder appropriation
story. At The mc .dent Of tie "c2ul-
mltiee OF one" his friend laughed
| heartily.
"Eathcr put your foot in 1t that time.
Captain. GiGn't you:" he said,
"Yup. Then got t'othcr one stuck
| tryin' to get the first clear. How's 1t
lock TO you? All straight, do you
think, cr Ia there niger In the wood
p.lc:'
Mr.. Everdcan seemed to reflect.
"Well. Captain" be said, II can't
tell. You're asking delicate questions.
! Politicians are like doctors-they usu-
ally back up each others opinions.
/; Still you're at least us good friend
OF nine as atkins is. Queer he should
| bob UP In this matter. Why. he-but
never mind that now. tell you, Cap
! tain Whitaker. you come around and
| have dinner with me tomorrow night.
In the meantime I'll see the chairman
of the committee on that bill-one Of
the so called pork bills It is. Posi-
bly, froI, him and some other acquaint-
ances of mine may learn something
At any rate. you come to dinner"
So the invitation was accepted, and
Captain Cy went back to his own hotel
and his room. He slept but little, al
though II was not worry over the ap-
preparation question which kept him
awake Next morning he wrote u note
to Georgianna giving his Washington
address. With Il he incloscd long
letter to Bos'n, telling her he should
be homo pretty soon and that she
must be a good girl and boss the
ship" during his absence. He sent his
regards to Asaph and Bailey. but
Phopbs's name he did not mention.
Then he put In miserable day wan
dcring about the city. At that even
Ing he aud his western friend sat down
at corner table In the big dining
room of the Gloria.
The captain began to ask questions
as soon rs the soup was served. but
Eyert,ean refused to answer.
mo. no." he said. pleasure first and
business afterwards; that's congress
sional motto. can't talk Atkins with
my dinner and enjoy H."
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23
tional despair, but with no thought

IioHot uCopalr, put WIN NJ t1OuBnC
that will afford you resignation.
What kind of a world is this?"
you ask yourself, in which what
one Graves most is beyond ones
reach" Is there no remedy any.
where for your disease of mind?
Are you left alone to struggle as
you can, to find your way out of
the grief by the slow process of
forgetfulness? We think not. Else
it was misfortune to be born, and
the chief blessing would be to get
rid of it all in childhood, before you
learn the lesson that life is nothing
but tragedy, Your husband and
your father has fallen asleep, and
when you call him he does not an
swer, the eyes will not open again,
the lips are like lips of marble: there
is a stiffness in the house, broken
only by the muffled beating of our
hearts, and unrepressed means.
Is that the end? What say you?
What has anyone to say? The man
of doubt is at your side, a tender
hearted man, full of human SYM
pathy, and willing to do what he can
to assuage your grief; but what can
he honestly say to give YOU eomfort?
Has he any balm tor your wounds,
any solaee for your distressY We
GOULD almost say, he Was better ~
seat than present.
Hut rh~'--'
4sC comes, or some kind
friend who bears a message from
Him, and tells you OF the house not
built with hands, eternal in the
heavens. OF the grave as the
bronze gate by which we enter
heaven. OF a time of meeting again
beyond this time of parting. OF
that being who does what is best,
though He causes the tears to flow,
only asking you to wait patiently in
faith, that some day you will SEE
that He was right.
Then what a change takes place
and comes over your soul! Gods
magic has hidden a smile under your
tears, hope under your despair.
In reposeful faith you say, Thy
will be done" And standing at the
grave we lift our eyes. to the blue
sky above us, and cry, sFor a time,
goodbye; we shall meet again up
yonder." 1t is'then we realize that
the sad side of life has a rainbow,
and hope makes sorrow easier to
bear.
He is not dead, but only lies sleeping,
| In the sweet refuge OF his Masters breast;
| And far away from SORROW, toll and weeping,
He is not dead, but ouly taking rest.
What tho the highest hopes he dearly cherished.
| All faded gently as the setting sun;
| What tho our fond expectations persisted
| Ere yet lifes noblest labors seemed begun.
| What tho he standeth at no earthly altar.
| Yet in white raiment on the golden floor,
| Where love is perfect. and no step can falter
| He serveth as a priest forevermorei
o glorious end of life's short day of sadness.
| o blessed course so well and so noby run!
| home of true and everl lasting gladness,
o crown unfading; and so early won!
Tho tears will fall I'VE bless Thee, our Father
For the dear one forever with Thee best,
And wait the Easter dawn, when Thou shall
| gather
Thine own long parted to their endless rest
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23
First publication June LIST
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

U. S. Land Qfiips at Phoenix Arizona,
June Is, 1911.
Serial No. 03l21
. Notice is hereby given that Gustavus A. Shin,
ley, of Stafford Arizona, who, on November IL
1901, made Homestead Entry, Ma. O3I2I for E. Y
Sc. n. Section 80, W. u SW. u. Section So
township s., Range rs e., G. and S. r. Meridian
has filed notice of intention to make final five
year proof, to establish claim to the land above
described, before Albert T. Cotton. y. s. Commits
sioner, at Stafford, Arizona, on the 18th day of
July, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses
Chester II. Jennings, Frank Paxton William
ID. Speer George Tanner, all of Stafford, Arizona,
r.. FRANK II, PARKER, Register,
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23

The woman today who has good
health, good temper, good sense,
bright eyes and lovely complexion,
the result of correct living and good
digestion, wins the admiration of
the world. If your digestion is
faulty Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets will correct it. For
sale by Stafford Drug Co. 15-5t
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23
CHAPTER XIX.

81 Ant. heyY" queried Cyrus
lN Of the congressman. "You
IL wouldn't be popular at our
~ perfect boarding house back
homo. There they serve Heman hot
for breakfast and dinner and warm
him over for supper. All right; can
whit"
The conversation wandered from
Bucnos Aires TO Frisco and back again
until the cigars and coffee were reach
cd. Then the congressman blew a
fragrant ring into the air and from
behind II looked quizzically at his
coInpanion.
WELL" he observed. $50 far US that
appropriation Of yours Is concerncd"-
He paused and blew n second ring.
Captain Cy stroked his beard.
I'm yes" he dr,wlcd, "Now that
YOU mention II seems TO rle there was
some tnlk OF IN appropriation"
Mr.. Eyrrdean laughed.
1--WE been making inquiries" be
said II saw the chairman of the COM
miitce on the pork hill. know him
we'll. Hes a good fellow, but
Yes, ] know, I've s"cn lots Of poll,
ti'ians like that, They're MI good fei.
icrs. but lf was IN politics Id
p,uke II law to cui but out of The dic-
tionary."
well, this chap really is good fell
low. asked about the 100000 for
your town. lie asked me why didn't
70 to the congressman from that dis
trict and not bother him about II. I
said perhaps wo3ld go TO the con-
rrrssmnn later but J came to him
first"
"S;ar,In. SANG as lhe Teller with q
sick m0thcr-'n-law s,nnred i, ~ ,hc
,;ndrrtakPr;s pn his Way f. call lhe
do tor ~ right: hraye ahraA:a
We'll, Te pa 4 iaIh'l iuRa cen
ycraaiion | tii$ DEcr'G tlGl thu i'ag:
rof' itar' Eas uT:% inars iRtiHayd in
The III, Tli feGratis han bee" -
~ cut" .,n.ck.
/, Yes, see. Uncle Sanl hid to econ,
omize. hcy--save somc,hhs' for p rainy
day."
We'll, possibly. Still. the bill Is Just
as heavy. Now, Captain Whitaker,
don't know anything about this affair
aud It's not my business. but I've been
about today. and ! asked questions
and-I'm going to tell you fairy tale
1t isn't as interesting as your sea
yarns. but Do you like fairy sto.
RESP
Land. yes! Tell few myself when
it's necessary. Sometimes almost be-
lieve 'em. Well?'
or course you must remember this
Is fairy story. Let's suppose that
once on a time-that's the way they
always begin--once on q time there
was a great man. great in his own
country, who was sent abroad by his
people to represent them among the
rulers OF the land. so I'm order to typ.
fcally represent them he dressed In
glad and expensive raiment. went
about in dignity and
"And whiskers. Don't leave out the
whiskers."
"All right--and whiskers. And II
came to pass that the people whom he
represented wished to-1er--bring about
certain needed improvement in their
their beautiful and cntcrprising com
| rc--'.""
lTo BE CONTINUED
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23

Something done today is better
than half a dozen things planned
for next week.
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23
First publication June 1sth-st
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Phoenix Arizona Land Office

Serial No. 0139l1.
Notice is hereby given that George w. Healy
OF Stafford, Graham County, Territory of Arizona,
the legal assignee of Lydia j. Mont sornYry widow;
OF William 7. Montgomery, DECEASED, has filed il,
this Office his application IA enter under the pro-
visions of SecsSoip 206 and 1907 Revised Statutes
81 taa Omitted States, the following described
land. viz:
Lot s, Sec. 6. T. s., r. 26 E., G. & SIR. b. I'm.
Any and all persons claiming adversely tha
lands described. or desiring to object because OF
the mineral character of the aRd or for any other
reason, to the disposal b applicant, should file
their atd9yits as protest in this office, on or be-
fers ths l7th day Of July, 1911,
FRANK H. PAREnr
Register.
Graham guardian., 1911-06-23

Ahc congressman insisted that they
should adjourn to his rooms. An un.
married man, he kept bachelors hall
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-06-02
NOTICE On iii ,RT GAGE .l,s 1,s SALE ~

otice III hereby given that II certain
SmcTtgag executed and delivered bys
4 ls1. n Ms Ian and Lena sMoylan, his
wife, mort gagoTg Ito Mary SG. MEG auley,I
nor gagee, dated the 1 9th lay OF 8Decenl.
Der 908 and lied for record in the
once OHIO sof the egister Of Deeds of the
County Aof II Ramsey and state Of North
S1Iak ota,,g on the s11 th day of Decem her
53llEl9 08 lockS a. m. and record
ed an boz Tx 3D. of u mortgages att page
sEA4S5, Will Sbe fore closed by 81 sale Of the
premises IN such mortgage and here
matter desert bed, Sss at Il the front door
8of$$ the Court louise In the City sof.
Devils Lake III the County OF Ramsey
and the State Of N forth Dakota, at, the
I hour OF two D lock p. m. on the S24th
day 5of June IA. 10. 1911, TO satisfy the.
amount due BON such NOR tgage on
the day Of 81 lie. e he premise dess
#cribed in such ortgage u ana which
will be sold to L satisfy the same 4 are,
those certain premises, Situated It'd the
County Of Ramsey and State 5.sof North
Dakota and describe bed as folloWs, Y to-
wit !: Lot four 81 SCI ION SEVENTH
the south east quart soff the nor hwestl
quarter Csc 11z VI NYV511z4 IA and lots one t1l
NHJSSSN tSb2NOl O1fSSCliUu sSlSus
teen 180 the east haM OF the north
west quarter II, Is NV and lots one
and two X 2 ofs section nineteen (19yt
sin5 township one 5hundred and fiftyfVe$
4 (155l north, range sixty four (64l
west and east u half 1 of south west:
1 quarter (E11s SW1144 J I and lots three (3)
and four Of section eighteen 18) In
township one hundred and fifty-fve4
S(155) north rang sixty four (64) and
southeast quarter OF mort heast quarter
SiSE1144 ~ MEL w i Of section + twenty four
SHt24) sin township one hundred and fifty
i've (155) north range sixty-fiye (65)s
west Of the fifth! principal meridian:
Ssss;3 Default 4 having been made In the
terms and condi tions of the said mort
gage by the failure Of the mortgagors.
to n pay the interest due thereon on.
I December 1at, 1910 & amounting to
n 1857 .08, the Al mortgage therefore
elects to and does declare the whole.
! OF said mortgage due and payable
at this time. rs u s3 { 5 .s pa
5s There will be due on such. mortgage
i at the date of sale the sum Of fifty-one.
hundred eighty ($51S0.23) 4 and E23-1OO,
dollars besides the cost and expense:
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-06-02
TIA OR Fla YED JONES.
And Then, to Get squa are, The Revival

And Then, g Get Square, The Revival.
ri al Story. I'M ~ \,
n Here Isl as N ell au hen icated story Of
Sam IN ones, reTiV list and lecturer.
SS5 Jones and Tex Governor Bob Taylorr,
now sa United rs States senat for from
ssTenn:ess see, seld ION met pro fessionally
iins public: They were two such amaz-
Iingly good i dra wing. car that few
Chautauqu mana GENE nts ever n felt
able to d ford both Of them III one day.
However, one mama cement made the
plunge, and the two witty south erners
found themselves on. the. same plat
form. 3$ 5J:Ss
I d la lor intro uced Jones' He 5fayed
Jones nnmercif fully, leaving little cuti-
Gle on him. The crowd laughed hearth
u and waited for Jones to take his re-
3yenge.
Tones arose. lew as always cool as
Ice, This time: was no exception. The
audience held Its collective breath. The
$scathing was about to begin. d, IA 53
S Jones, however, said nothing to indi-
cate that he had even heard what Tay-:
!Slor had said &. ssF The crowd felt that al
last Jones was $overmat ched. Nj He de-
livered his lecture and made the. usual
III hit Yet there was much surprise that
he had not replied to Taylor. h. B. sa5 $.%
Just as Jones finished his set talk he
/ turned Al nd looked at Taylor. Then he
:drawled out, with a jerk Of his thumb
toward ia ylor:5 ~ IA . s. u: & 33t & .5.
'sW heneyer I see that man any heb
I'm remind edS ar a little dawg i used
to know down in g awgy.85 That dawg
lived close to the railroad track, and
every evening when the fast express
train went shooting through $that3little
sidaWg ran out and tried to eat that
train. Every night he would seem to
say Last night I didn't get it, but rye
figured out since why it was. I'll get
sit this time. I'm just 50 hungry for an
express train!' Everybody around there
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-06-02
Where They BELONGED,

"You can't always break the speed
limit with impunity,'' declared a mag
neto expert. "a halt has to- be called
somewhere. st. Peter was standing
by the gate when ninety horsepower
car came up with the speed Of comet
and halted in a cloud of dust with
such suddenness that the good guard
ian was greatly startled. He held up
bis hand and waved the party away e.
"tBoys,' said he,' If you want tsD
scorch you'll have to go down be-.
low" -*rs@ ss z:: 81
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-06-02
bal FOR TRIO i |.
I Was Taken, Hook and All, but Not
hV "a ii AZ 5 ~ ~, M Si

as Taken, Hook and All, but Not
BY the innocent Fish. u W AZ
Senator Frye OF Maine, who IS an ar
dent deyotee Of the piscatorial art,
loves now and then to relate fish
story, and he once told Of a memorable
trip on which Senator Spooner joined
him at his choicest trout stream. They
had It all arranged, after having call
ed into counsel a reliable fish dealer
and a trustworthy expressman, that a
box Of trout should arrive every other
day at Senator Frye's home to indi-
cate the success with which they were
casting the fly sssg[t.
# The plan worked beautifully-"of
course we caught some. and some we
didn' but the expressman was fair
aly regular in the weight of fish for
Warded, and the prepaid charges were
about the same from day to day. All
went well until one day a dispatch
came from the Frye domicile:
81 Rush two more boxes smoked her.
ring. They are. great. Are the salt
mackerel running also?'
Il There was a busy time with the
wires just them, for the fish dealer
had got his orders mixed, and instead
Of shipping fresh trout to Frye's home
he had sent herring, thoroughly smok-
ed. But the senator was equal to it,
Camp supplies. had been mixed with
the fish caught that day, of course. He
h sfonod hic ronlu. Z .,
"You received the bait by mistake.
Nothing but smoked herring will ever
catch fresh. trout. you know
Senator Spooner concluded the tale
truthfully by giving the return mes
sage: -. s.,s'-,.-
Received the bait and have taken
it, hook and all."-NationaI Magazine.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1911-06-02
A Witty Retort.

ID As Is generally the case with people
who have othing ito say worth hear
Ing, conceiteds drummer Il talked d
great deal, to the evident disgust of a.
number Of his commercial friends who
We're dining at a country hotel. When
cheese was served it was of a decided
lively" brand, much to; the delight Of.
the irrepressible, He attacked it with
great ,gusto, rema rking, I'm like Sam
son-slaying them by the thousand!"
NJ yes" replied a quick witted diner at
the end of the table, "and with the
same weapon too!''' 3 # + s $s,:.i5