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The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
puelic SALE or RENTALi !
A. have decided TO quiz farming:
Thursday February 20 ts,,

A. | have decided TO quiz farming.
Thursasy February 20 1871
at 10 o'clock. I will sell my form Of
1874 IL acres LIZ miles soutb-w est.
of Hustonville near the Bradfordsviiie
pike in Lincoln county. in one OF the
best ncighborhooos in Kentucky
This farm is well improved and coed
land, watered by seven never failing
springs, one never falling spring pip
ed into a splendid mule barn 70xSv
f. ct furnishing fresh running water
st all times without having to be
pumped, near barn is corn crib villa
hold 500 barrels OF corn, these build
Inss are covered with best grade OF
tin. Also new tobacco barn 72x9i.
will hold II acres. good brick o..
rom dwelling. cisteIn at door. all
rC cessary out buildings in good rei
pair. nice orchard. fencing completeiy
new all over farm, all in grass but 20
acres. farm will be offered In two
tracts of near 100 acres each. South
tract has tobacco barn, tenant housr
or ii. north tract has dwelling niue
barD coin crHb. out bulldogs and
orchard. and then offered as whole
Terms easy. made known on day oe
sale, same day will offer stock and
crops about 200 bales OF hay. corn
hogs, sheep. sp'endid Jersey COW,
years cl6. 2 jersey heifers will te
fresh in spring. mares gentle for.
lady 10 drive. 5-year old horse good
worker and good driver. year OH
filiy, I bay horse. colt, two 2.horse
wagons, bugsies 1 binder. mower.
hay rake. disc harrow, caltivatOr. ana
piows, l tobacco setter, 1900 tobacco
sticks other things toe numerous to
mention, 2 shares Of Husronville teIe-
'rsone stock.
Possession Of farm given March !.
1914. For any information cab on me.
n. w. PtpeS.
IIustonvhs. Ky
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
ESCAPED WITH his LIE

TIVE ut, one years ago ! Raced An
awful heath" writes Mrs. II r. Mar
TN. Port HARRISON. G C., Doctors
eald | had consumption and the drea6
inl cough I had looked like IL, sure
enough tried everything. | could
hea. Of. for my cough. and was under
the treatment Of the best docto" In
,;eorgctown. : G., Tor n wear. hui
could set no relief A friend advised
me to Try ur. Kinks New Discovery
I did so, and was completely cured
feel that ! owe my life 10 this Rre0i
throat ard lung cure" Its positively
guaranteed for coughs. colds, aud all
bronchial affections. 20 cents a 81
1'r.al bottle free at Penrys Drug
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
HIGH HONOR FOR
EDWARD J. TANNER
leLecTEp TO DIRECTORATE OF
HENRY CLAY FIRE iNsUR-
ANce COMPANY.

Edward J. Tanner OF Mckinney vas
sisnally honored last week when he
was elected TO the directorate OF the
Henry Clay Fire Insurance Company.
the new company which is organized
by kentuckians. and Is doing suchc a.
splendid business Ia the state Some,
OF the most prominent business and
professional men over the state raves
been chosen on the Board of Directors
and the high character OF the member
ship is one OF the best guarantees OF
the sclidity and safety Of the new in.
.stitution
The election Of Mr.. Tanner to this
responsible place will oe received
with much satisfaction IN ',Lincold
where his sterling worth Is 'already
so well known. He.is one OF the most-
substantial and business men In the
county end has done much for the.
DEVELOPMENT and betterment OF the
southwest portion OF the county
where be lives. lie is q director fin
the Mckinney Deposit Bank and has
other large interests. which peculiar
~ well fit him for the larger financial'
, sphere which he will occupy on the.
directorate of the Henry Clay. Those
Who know him will heartily congrat-
uIate the company upon securing such'
a man 20 have an active interest in.
the management of its affairs.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
FoA SALE,

\ No. I hanging ForL farm Of ss2
acres. well improved ana well water
-. miles from Danviile. Lancaster
and Stanford on Danvi,le and Ian.
Easter turnpike, mile from z
onurobes good school. store and black
NTH shop. rural route runs BY door
Nv elhrg OF 6 rooms and two commo-
6ions porches comparatively new. l
large barn two tobacco barns otner
necessary oUtbuiidinss. all In good re-
pan. =.
For further Information apply TO
Go. !. bright. Agent. stanford. Ky
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13

Many trends here were srieved &c
learn OF the death M W. &. puiiian
n, Louisville Wednesday. Mr. Puiliam
formerly resided a. Livingston but for
the past several years bad been pro-
rrletor OF the ST. Nichols Hotel. In
Louisville. Before GONG to Louisville
he was az Etowah. Tenn. tor several
wears. Mr.. Pulliam was victim OF
tuberculosis. He is survived by his
wife. The temains we're taken tc
Livingston for burial.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
eolexa KIDNEY PILLS

Are tcric IN action. quick To resptts
A special medicine for all kidney and
bladder disorders. Mary G.. Abbott
wolfeboro. n. H.. SAYS: II was afflict
ed with bad case of rheumatism
due 10 uric acid that INV kidney fail
ed 70 clear out OF my blood. ] was
so lame In my feet. Joints and bach
that Il was esony for me To step.
used Foley's Kidney Pills for thres
days when was able to get up ane
move about and the pains We're I'll
gone. This great change In condi
ton owe to fole,'s Kidney pills anc
recommend them 10 any one sufer
ing as I have" Shugars & Tanner.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
TAKE CANEs

.,4lr.mher that when your kidneys
.ls s'rcctra. your lffs IL In danger.
=. MAYER. Rochester. n. T.. says:
MY trouble started win sharp
sh~niirx pain over NV BACK wnicp
grew worse dairy felt sluggish ana
tned nv kidney action was irregular
aud wfr,aVest { started using Foley's
H'cpev Pills. Each dose seemed 10
/. r,ore lie and strength into one
a,.s new ! an completely cured ana
seci hcttsr AMI stronger than for years.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
Fine Record in Past Month
MADE sV PUPILS OF STANFORD
ScHOols-SPteND ATTEND
ANcE SHOWN.

SIpt. Prof. J. W. ireland has an
'nounced the honor roll 10 rthe Stan
ford Graded and High School for the
mast month, the last OF the old year
which shows the pupils who have been
doing tie best work Nyiss Mary
Sheppard Cook, who has been on the
honor roll every month during the
term, missed about week on account
OF illness. and on that account alone
did rot male the honor list this
n onth.
Out OF an EN- ollment of y: in pri
mary aud first grade there was an
average OF 81. 20 boys and % girls
4 most remarkable record for mid.
winter month.
The Honor Roll:
Prinaiy-katherhe Bruce. Viola
fillmore. Francis Fish, adelaide Proc
tor. Leila Cook Raney, Francis Tate.
Grade GLADYS Arnold. Marjorie
Baliou, Henry Baughman. Addison
Bell. Josephine Gooch. Matte Kincaid
W. X. Shugars. Guy Smith. Powell
Withers. Isabelle Warren.
Grade IT-Marsaret Mcclure, Mar.
earel sharks. Effie Farmer. Eettis
Perry Vic Gose Smith. Louise Waters
lucille Waters. Ethel Breedlove. VII
liam Tate. Joe Grimes, George F. Far
ris.
Grade III-Eloise Beazley, Sam
Craig. Mary H. Csrman, Sophie Saun
ders. Sadie " aren.
Grade WEBSTER Anderson, Tildeu
Cooper. Bailey Dawes, Craig Fish. Al
lie r. Fish. Glen Hill. Rachel Hill
John Reid Mckinney. Virgil Moore
Grade Hobart Arnold, Lot. !.
bright. Annie v. Craig. Leon Davis
Frances Embry. Nancy X. Mckinney
Kathryn Harris. Anna R. Powell, Adj
Moblcy. Belle Russell Alice Tsmme
Clarence Singleton. &c.
Grade V-Henly Cash. Clinton, Col.
man. Jesse Hooker. Hartweli Shanks
Maurice Tucker. Jean Paxton Letth
s,ker Mckinney. Nellie Wilson Hi
zoe T. Enbry.
Grade VD-Mauds Arnold, 'Bess'
Moore. Ella Eichenberser. Eifie War
Kate Harding. Prescott Brown. jane
TIibble.
Grade viII-Sallie n. Crsi.. soye:
HUM. Maggie Jones, kittie Jones
Anne n. McRoserts. Mary Moore Ran
ey. Wayne Singleton.
1 Fresaman.-Lucy Cooch, Harry ca
ter. Robert Carter.
: sophomore Cooper. Harr!
Reinhart.
Junior. Morrison Bright, Harri
Coleman.
Senior.-->Ioseph Hopper
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
PHONES TAKEN OUT
ALL OVER TOWN
PEOPLE UNITED IN PROTEST
AGAINST RAISE M RATES
NEW SYSTEM PLANNED

Il Is war TO the knife between the
people Of STANFORD an dths East Ten.
ncssee Telephone Company. Follow
ing q visit here Tuesday OF George q.
Hall. manager Of the Kentucky busi
ness OF the company with headquar'
tcN AZ Louisville. and his refusal to
reccde irom the increase OF rates
Uade upon the local patrons who de-
sire county service. the formal de.
mand of the business men and citi.
zenS for remoya. OF the phones iron,
ther premises was Tiled upon the
company's locai management. and
Wednesday the work u removing the
Instruments began. Another mas
meeting was held at the court house
Wednesday nient II was lnore large
" attended than any OF the others,
and vigorous speeches were made con
dcmning the company for It's viola.
ton OF agreement, and the citizens
we're emphatic in their declaration
that they will stick together on this
proposition and fight tho matter out
" the finish.
The committe. composed OF Messrs.
-. l.. Penny. " : Burch and \ u.
florence which had conferred With
me y. r. Officials. reported back TO
the citizens what they had done ana
the action OF Mr.. Hal, in refusing to
Grant he people any relief. Thew
said that Mr Hall mad talked more In
Peneraiities than anything else. that
lie haJ declared that Il was his inten-
ton 10 make the exchansr here pav
pei cent profit while " had been
oniv paving per cent In the past
aud that the rates OF si.s3 Tor rest.
cenccs and s27j for business houses
we're the lowest made anywhere. He
was unable To explain 70 the commit.
tee the fairness OF charging such a
pajC here where access can be had nv
subscribers to 800 or 900 phones while
IN psn,ille and other larger towns
lnAS IdNf - 'hslbtu' w wv 0hVT-'' '"
cr gets the henen, OF from i.Oc0 TO
200 phones
Inc company had gotten into com.
,unication with Mr. Basin. OF the
independent phone system in l.ancas'
ter and date viii be arranged for a
wye'inr with lam and other indepeud
,nt phone men here II was shown
that independent phone systems are
n operation in Hustonvlle and all
through the southern portion OF the
,nrntv. md a good seryite II being
ctiaincd And II was further shown
talt the independent sys,era can he
secured to furnish its service ior the
- ard g. rate
she question OF prosecuting the z.
- Cor.pHry Tor its operation in the
eli, without lega, franchise was
srorgrt m and this will undoubtedly
I. o,,,ssd At once County Attorney
q. ~ .'uied ihot the company has no
'-ar,hi-c: nothing more than per.
o,t ror, n. Iiscs, Court'-to use the
l,.scs - the county Tor the erection
, ~. roles. Il h probable that a
~c.t'rc Of the Fiscal Court viii be
..I.J ~ once. to ts4s some cpsui'
-,ro. ~ tbis state al affairs.
.-..-r. ~ cth-r citizens, who did
- 80 he 'irst agreement arc now
r-a't,inc he local exchange To have
.r,'~ rhcnes renewed fof With no
',oI nnic communication possible
w,;h the local stores, offices etc.
,.lephon.s 10 the residences viii be
praoticsily useless.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
KILL MORE THAN Wild ssAsrs.

KILL MORE THAN Wild oeAsrs.
The number Of people kff$ed yearly
by wild beasts don't approach the
vast lumber killed BY disease germs
No rte IS safe from taeir ATTACKS
They're 10 arr. water. dsist, even food.
But grand protection ts afforded by
Electric Bittera which destroy aud
sxpei these deadly diseass germs
from, the system. 1hsts why chilis,
fever argue. all nlaiarisi and many
blood diseases yield promptly to this
WONDERFUL blood purifier. 1rv them
and ENJOY the glorious heaf,a ana
new strength they'n give you Honey
back. IL not satisfied. Only 80 esnts
n Penny's Drug Store.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13

The undersigned meNnants have
entered into an agreement to c'ose
their stores az 8 O'Clock p. NJ. each
evening except Saturday so do your
trading before that hour. II. J. Nc
Roberts. Severance 6 Son, Hughes
Martin 4 Co, Cummins < wearen.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13

A sprained ankle will usually d,s
able the injured person tor three or
four weeks. This Is due 20 lack OF
proper treatment. when Chamber.
lains liniment Is applied eurs mas
te affected in three OF four days. ra's
iiniment Is one OF the best and mos'
remarkable preparations IN use. Sold
~ Penny's Drug Store.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
A srL,AuLH COUGH MEDICINE.

T. n vamabie family ifieno' ro,eN
lioney ard Ia, hilfiils this condition
axactly. Mrs. Charles Kline. n. sth
", Easton. Pa. states: Several mem
hars of my family have bten cured
q, bad coughs and colds by the use
Of poIey's Honey and Tar and ! am
De,cr without hottie In the house.
n socthes and relives the irritation
n the threat and lossens ur the
.o,d have always fonnd II re-
hahle cough cure" Shugars and Tan
aer,
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
LOOK goa rHe BEE HIVE

ON the package when YOU buy Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs and
colds. None genuine without the hes
awe enember the name, Fol"y's
Honey. aud Tar and reject any sub
sutute. ShIgars E. Tanner.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13

For either acute or chronic kidn,y
disorders. trr annoying and painpl
urinary Irregularities take Poles kas
rey pills. An honest and elective.
lnediciue Tor kidney and hindter as
orders. Shugars Z Tanner I"
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13

Special service at the Ghristian
church Sunday Jan. Is in interst OF
G.. ". B. NJ. All c. W. y. u, women
are urged to DO present and brig
their friends. n. NJ Walker.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1911-01-13
foR lA GRIPPE COUGHS ANo
SruFFV COLDS.

Take Tp,ey's Honey and Tar II gives
quick relief and expels the cold from
your system Il contains no opfates.
Is SAT, aud sure. Shusars 4; Tanner
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
HeIpino the Coffee.

Some of the coffee sold roasted and
ground causes complaint. Most OF 1t
can be improved little. Trouble
seems to he that 1t is not roasted
enough and needs another touch of
fire. You know the less 1t is roasted
the more II weighs. Put couple of
tablespoonfuls in a seamless agate
quart stewpan or cup ana set 1t on
the stove. gas or blue flame and
shake 1t while 1t gets another scant
parching. Oever letting it get hot
enough to smoke or scorch. Set II
aside till it gets cold and then pour
on the water and finish up In the reg
ular way.-New York Press.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
An Elephant Storv.

An elephant train was on it's way
from Lucknow TO Seetapore. and one
elephant. becoming lame. knelt down
and refused to 80 on The elephant
next in the column stopped of it's own
accord and when driven on turned
back and began without instructions
to remove some part of the load from
the back Of Its crippled companion.
Instances OF aid rendered by birds to
others In distress may also be found.
showing that the instinct OF sympathy
exists and takes form in action when
the causes OF the sufrerings are such
that the fellow bird can understand
and see its way to remedy.-London
Spectator.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
JUDlCl0US TREE MOVING
AND THE BARREN SUBURB
Defects of Nature Corrected by Care
full Business Men.

In the promiscuous development Of
land for use as home sites many blum
ders have been made. but none perhaps
has as seriously affected some places
which have fallen to the lot Of lin
provers' In the periphery of the city
as has the lack OF judgment in the
treatment OF trees found on the place.
AS rule. the careful developer of
land will follow the lines laid down by
nature as closely as possible unless 1t
necessitates an undue expenditure. but
the majority. who see In their land
nothing but the money that can be got
out OF it by cutting it up into building
lots, give majestic trees and their use
fulness in landscape effects no thought
other than that they will mean an ex-
pense to cut down.
Ii is here that n damage is done
which years could not repair were ii
not for the fact that through expert
ence after considerable experimenting
it Is possible to transplant many va
rieties of trees. some as old as cen
fury.
Because OF the advance made by
landscape artists many mistakes Of
this nature have been possible OF cor
rection. and IL is likely that none would
have occurred if the slightest consid-
Grafton had been given to the fact that
| a tree and even puny shrubbery are
more often than not the means Of
| adding to the value of n suburban
property.
1t is possible that the vandalism. for
81 ch might be termed the unnecessary
destruction of plant life. has occurred
principally among those having no ex-
perIence with the country. who saw no
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
His Dauqhter's Novel.

Sir Russell Reynolds, the late emf
nent physician, once related how he
met Thackeray ut dinner shortly after
the publication OF The Story OF Eliz-
abeth." by his daughter. now Lady
Richie II told Thackeray how much
! admired this charming novel. 1 am
very glad he replied. but I can form
no opinions of its merits. rs have not
read it Not read it, | exclaimed in
great surprise No was the answer
y dared not. l love her too much -
Pail Mall Gazette.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
Midnight in the 0zarks

and yet s.eepless Hiram Scranton, of
Clay City, H., coughed an coughed.
He was i'm the mountains on the advice
of five doctors, who said he had COZ
sumption. but found no help in the eli
mat, aud started hore. Hearing of
DIR. Kings New Di, coyery, he began to
use il. III believe it saved my life" he
whites "or it made a new man of me,
SO that l can now do good work again. "
For all lung diseases. coughs, colds, la
grippe, asthma. Group, whoOping cough
hay fever. hemorIhages. hoarseness or
quinsy. it's the best known remedy
Price soc. and 500. Trial bottle free.
Guaranteed by b. II. Goirell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
JuDICIoUsLY LAID OuT GRoUNDs-

value In trees. when the plans FOR the
building site development were ordered
and had them removed because they
stood in the way of stalking out $50
or 500 lot.
Acres Of such places. after passing
through the hands or spectators. OPP
orators. and then finally reaching the
producer. for such Is the proper term
+ for the developer. have been made at
tractive home places 10y the simple
process NJ planting young and old
trees. shrubs. ana II little application
Of laud~Cana ""t
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
Monkey Intelligence.

The monkeys intelligence has never
been able to arrive ut Il point which
enables that animal to achieve the I'M
tying of a knot. You may tie mon
key with cord, fastened with the
simplest form of common knot, and
unless the beast can break the string
or gnaw 1t In two he will never get
loose. To unite the knot requires OBJ
servatiOn and reasoning power. and
though monkey may possess both
he has neither in sufficient degree to
enable him to overcome the difficulty.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
Saved His Mothers Life

"Fcur doctors had given me up, :"
writes Mrs Laura Gaines of Avoca.
Ia, "and my children and all my
friends were looking for me to die,
when MY son insisted that ! use Flee =
tric BittrIs. l did SO, and they have
doLe me a world of good. l will always
praise them" Electric Bitters is a
priceless blessing to women troubled
with fainting and dizzy spells, back
ache, headache, weakness. debility,
constipation or kidney disorders. Use
them and gain new health strength and
vigCr. They're guarauteed to satisfy
CT money refunded. Only SOC. at b.
ii. GorrelI's.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
WRIGGLlNG SIGNS.
How the Movable Effect Is Obtained
In Electrical Designs.

How the Movable Effect Is Obtained
In Electrical Designs.
A great many electric signs are of
the moving type. Walk down most
any city street after dark and you
will see many illuminated signs of
novel and interesting design. Here a
long red and blue snake seems to be
wiggllng from the street to the top OF
a building On the other side wheel
is rapidly revolving. below II yellow
smoke Is issuing in clouds from huge
brown cigar. There is also a large
theater sign which suddenly flashes
into view. only to disappear after an
interval long enough to read 1t.
1t is quite puzzllng TO the ordinary
pedestrian to explain the wonderful
light effects. 1t is apparent that the
light is obtained from electricity. but
this is about all that is understood. In
such signs as where n snake seems to
be wriggling along. a cat chaSes Il rat.
words that spell themselves letter b.
letter and I'm all other similar signs the
effect is produced by a mechanical
device called flasher" which lights
the tiny electric sign lamps In the or
der required TO produce the effect.
This flasher Is driven by tiny motor
The flasher is made up OF a number
OF fingers. and each finger drops In Its
turn upon a metal plate that is cleo
trically connected with n certain letter
or series % letters. or. IN the case of
the snake or rat chasers. with certain
bulbs. The flasher is driven rapidly.
and in this way the snake can be
| speeded around its course very swift
ly. Where the only effect desired Is a
sign IN which one letter Is Illuminated
at time the flasher becomes much
simpler device. but in all cases the I'M
DERIVING principle Is the same.-New
York Tribune.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
Stavino IL Off.

The street piano was out our way
the other night, and our next door
neighbor didn't like It.
Here's n Nickel" he shouted to the
grinder, 'if you'll go away at once"
"Ees der someboda wat is seeck p
asked the grinder
Not yet" answered our neighbor.
Hurry. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
Didn't Hit Him.

John Wesley had "a reputation for
cheerfulneSs In his Journal he writes:
II preached In Halifax TO civil.
senseless congregation. Three or four
gentlemen put me In mind Of the hon
est man at London who was SO gay
and unconcerned while DIR. Sherlock
was preaching concerning the day OF
judgment. One asked. do you not
hear what the doctor saysY He an
swered. Yes. but / am not of his
parish"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
James c. Dahlman, Cowboy" Mayor of
Omaha, "Throws the Lariat''

Mayor Jas. G. Dahlman started his
career as "a cowboy, and is at present
Mayor of Oma ha. and has the follow
ing record. Sheriff of Dawes Co. Neb.,
three terms; Mayor of Chadon, two
terms; Democratic Natl Committee
man, eight years; Mayor Of Omahs, six
years, and in 1910 Candidate for Cover
nor Of Nebraska. Writing to Foler Il
o.. Chicago. he says: Il have taken
Foley Kidney Pills and they have given
me a great deal OF relief 80 cheerfully
reco umend them" Yours truly
(Signed) James g. Dahlman.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
The Lost Train.

An Irishman got job as n porter on
one OF the English railroads. Shortly
after he began his duties Il woman
went up to him and said:
81 have just lost the train. How long
shall ! have TO wait for the nextT'
''Be jaberS, you had better go and
find the one you lost. else the com
pany will be after yez," returned Pat
London Answers.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-10-18
Let In the Light.

Light is better protection than
any amount OF barbados. Formerly
when men left their business places
at night they turned off the light and
put up great shutters. Today they
have learned that their greatest safe
guard against enemies is TO pull back
the blinds and keep bright light con-
stantly burning.-Exchange.