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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

.WANTED-Messe boy by Fair.
me 1t Printing and Lithographing
h C npany; steady employment,
! ] a per cent. of on Davenport beds
at y. H. sNIDER's.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18
any HEART GOES BUMP INSIDE.

'"MY HEART GOES BUMP INSIDE"
\ That's the name Of the great song
hit the musical show. "The Kiss Wal.
tn That will be. a feature OF next
Sundays New York World. In the
Magazine Section Of this greatest OF
all Sunday. Newspapers will be found
a score Of exclusive articles such as:
THE American Girl Who Won Lord
Kitchener" Note Paper for Sentlmen'
tai, Lovers Pittsburgh and New
York." by Mrs. Mary c. Thaw:
"Suffragettes OF Darkest Siberia.
Beauty Measurements Magnetism
Making the Earth Slow Down,,nS"Pho.
tographs Of the New Campanile at
Venice, &C.. &c, ss
The Sunday World should be order;
ed in advance. Z, ]
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

two good rella.
s BILE statesmen to work with crew;
steady employment. Weekly pay;
good money. Address Crew Mana.
ger, General Delivery, Falrmont
Herrick Seed Co. 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Between 1901 and 1910, Inclusive,
$50 Alpinists lost their lives in tho
Central Alps of Europe. an average OF
nearly 100 a year.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

iMARcoNi WIRELESS sTocK-For
limited time an offer Of $500; per
share Is made for 'Marconi Wire
,j'less Preferred Stock. Address or
&; apply "Wireloss'' care West Viz
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

A Rochester girl. says the Herald,
refused young man - times be-
cause he smoked cigarettes.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

FOR sALE-Transier wagon; / horse
very strong. Address n. N. Barra
FOR SALE Or RENT-Fours large
stories, 420y Jackson st. Water, gas
Z and electric light levator. Apply
n. II. Klnkead, City; III
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Joseph. donned his coat Of many
colors.
so I.wont be mistaken for deer"
he explained:-New York Sun.
= Wegg-Henpeckke has bought a
motorboat and named 1t after his wife.
Wagg-Can't manage It, er?-Phll,
adelphia Record.
First Man. lat the club)-Bllkins
over there enjoys quiet smoke.
Second Man--Then that's why he
smokes that brand Of cigars, Is IT.
Judge. AZ
"What do you expect the effect Of
universal peace would be on the
world?"
"one. of the first things It would do
would be to wipe Reno off the map"
Houston Post.
"Why do You rock that boat?" ask.
ed the wise man. $780, i
because In case of an, accident,r
replied the fool. 'l'm always saved.p
New York Times. ii 7
Willis-What became OF the fellow
who constructed the watch with 10000
separate pieces? u .. - .i.t.,;,3
Glllis-I think I've got one OF his
automobiles now.-Puck. r
DO girls, ever. marry the men who
teach them how to swim?"
Sometimes; but II they are wise
girls, they marry the. men who can
keep them in the swlm."-Birming.
ham Age.Herald.. g'stI II
Mrs. Hashleigh-Some OF my board.
ers make disturbance when I don't
have soup for dinner.
Friend-l notice some OF them
make disturbance when you do
Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-rve been down
to the dentists. and do you know. my
jaw pains me awfully!
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Why. whom did
YOU meet to talk to on the way home?
|-Yonkers Statesman.
u hope my husband fed tho kitty
while was away"
I'm sure he did. From what I can
gather the summer widowers OF the
neighborhood formed a club for that
express purpose.-Pittsburg Post.
II know city man who is making
a fortune raising cucumbers on a
town lot"
"IIow does he do IT."
He buys them from the producers
for 10 cents dozen and raises them
to 5 cents n piece."-Kansas City
Star.
The girl with n hole In her stocking
will try
To hide 1t In vain from, your gaze,
But perchance IL the stocking is moth.
ing but holes
tbs the thing that the proudly dis
plays. Chicago Tribune
I H.F
The unconscious stranger lay on
the sidewalk breathing heavily and
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18
WANTED.

sToyE-Wanted to buy a second
hand oil stove, in good condition.
Address "a" care OF tho West Viz.
ginian. ~ /,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

3 Wegg-Henpeckke has bought a
motorboat and named 1t after his wife.
Wagg-Can't manage It, er?-Phll,
adelphia Record.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

There are at present in operation
in the city Of Perpambuco 1876 auto.
mobiles.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

From this little DO k it will be learned that DR..
Picrcc's medicines contain nc ALCOHOL narcot-
les, mineral agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they are made from native, mcdi-
cinal roots of great valuc also that some Of the
most valuable ingredients containcd.n DR.: Picrccs
Fayortc Prescription for weak, nervous, over.
worked, rundown, :. nervous and debilitated wom-
en-, were employed, long years ago, by the Indians
into the composition of Dr.. Piecc's Fayoritc Pre-
scription was known to the Indians as Sqlaw-
Wccd." Our knowledge of the uses Of not a,
few Of our. most valuable native, medicinal plants
was gained from the Indians. q
PROCESSES, the "Favorite Prescription" is a
omanly functions, correcting displacements,
overcoming painful periods, stoning up the
,fthealth. HI Sold byall dealers ii, medicines.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

% Rebecca Kruttschnitt, daughter OF
Julius Kruttschnitt, multimilllonaire
railroad man, is more interested in
art than in society.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

1.-THE present population OF Pernam.
buco is estimated unoalclally at 225..
900.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

LOST OR sToLEN-on last Monday
IN Ansco Camera, No. 10. slightly
used. Reward II returned % Fair
mont Rubber Stamp works. No aueps
lions asked. y;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

WANTEE-Position by experienced
Stenographer who also understands
( bookkeeping. Address "a. B. c.
1905 Hamilton street. FairmontI W.
2 Va. so
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

UNPARALLELED OFFER AND w
HEARD Of TERMS 70 buy ncso,
tracts close In % the city that' "I8i
Favored by nature and developed
by industry" Fairmont 1s d ouro
Winner and must become HE
TRES Of this Valley. INDUSTRIAL
acre straeta are real bargains ana
you can buy them for Q NETENTH
cash, balance in! quarterly paymsato.
on long time, Il X il 3
THINK OF IT. ACT JUicKl.Y.
See Anthony Bowen or Joe II. Tisrni
ming. Room s1s Trust Building.j
Falrmont W. Va:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

boys age 16 or over.
Good wages. Steady, work. Chance
to learn good trade. Special in.
ducements to men. with large fam
lies. The Fenton Art Glass Co..
Wllllamstown, ". Va. ~. Sc
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Joseph. donned his coat Of many
colors. =
So Iwont be mistaken for deer
he explained:-New York Sun.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

COOK WARTED-app1y at.New crys.
I, tai Restaurant, 103 Fairmout ave
nue.. -. s'---.- - s-%%'.s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

The unconscious stranger lay. on
the sidewalk breathing heavily and
groaning. Two teeth were missing.
his eyes were marked and his nose
was bleeding
who can he be?" said the crowd
again and again.
Il guess he was some peacemaker,"5
suggested the ambulance surgeon,
the wreckage."-Buffalo Elk.
press. n *
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

LOST; DIAMOND o Rim on Main
street between ,Morgan.s atore and
S. NJ. 4Wise's Meal, Market. please
return to this office and receive res
ward. ii
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Three hundred thousand persons
lost their lives In n ,typhoon, October
s, 1881, In HalfOng, China. MI
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

WOMAN WANTED-Mlddle aged wo,
man to wash dishes and do general
work. Apply at New Crystal Res
taurant, 1903 Fairmont avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

First Man lat the club)-Bllkins
over there enjoys quiet smoke.
Second Man-Then that's why he
smokes that brand Of cigars, Is IT.
Judge. s, II ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18
FOR SALE on 4 EfsT+lelldenceSo h
East Park prenue. consol. Phone
61Osy. ~ 4 i u T. ~

LoTs-For sale two good iloiS q: -
ner Of Race street and Pittrbufu
avenue. Inquire Of Geo. r. HUI
man, sos Locust Ayo. . 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18
MUCH. IN.
|Mt LITTLE

h - z E.
1.-THE present population OF Pernam.
buco is estimated unotIlcially at 225.
900.
{, There are at present in operation
in the city Of Perpambuco 1875 auto.
mobiles.
The. American Bible Society ex.
poets to sell 100000 copies OF the b.
bic in Korea this year.
A Rochester girl. says the Herald,
refused a young man - times be.
cause he smoked cigarettes.
There are over 500 Filiplnos resid-
ing in New York, and Is of them have
formed club IN Brooklyn.
Three hundred thousand persons
lost their lives In n typlloon, October
s. 1881, in Halfong, China. VI
Germany imports immense quaint.
ties OF crushed oyster shells, from
England every ycar for poultry feed.
The Moody Bible institute has just
dedicated its new dormitary for wO.
men. The building cost $225,0O0.
DR.. Eliot writes to the New YorS
Times that the greatest menace to
the public schools of the United
States Is politics.
| Rebecca Kruttschnitt, daughter OF
Julius Kruttschnitt. multimlllionaire
railroad man, is more interested in
art than in society.
Between 1901 and 1910. Inclusive,
$50 Alpnists lost their lives in the
Central Alps of Europe. an average OF
nearly 100 year.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Tve been down
to the dentists. and do you know. my
jaw pains me awfully!
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Why. whom did
you meet to talk to on the way home?
Statesman.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Germany imports immense quanti-
ties OF crushed oyster shells, from
England every year for poultry feed.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

ENeRosslNe, Resell Hons. Dlplomns,
Certificates, Memorable, Show ctrd
Lettering and Pen Work ~ every
description, executed In q thorough
/ manner at reasopable pticess ,tJn-l
ion business College, ~ 9. Minor,
Mgr.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18
Lost.

LosT-LadIeS, gold watch ara -
Compass on Job. Return 10 SHcil'1l
drug store, So4 Water 81. for ~
ward. \! I. & n y y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Mrs. Hashleigh-Some Of my board
ers make disturbance when l don't
have soup for dinner.
Friend-l notice some OF them
make a disturbance when you do
Boston Transcript.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18
FOR RENT

'RooMs-For rent, two nicely furnish.
ed rooms, all modern conveniences,
!. Inquire 121 Mckinney st. ~ 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

u hope my husband fed tho kitty
while l was away"
& I'm sure he did. From what can
gather the summer. widowers OF the
neighborhood formed club for that
express purpose.-Pittsburg Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

DR.. Eliot writes to tho New YorR
Times that the greatest menace to
the public schools of the United
States Is politics.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

The Moody Bible institute has just
dedicated its new dormitary for wo.
men. The building cost $225,0OO.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

.RooMS-For rent, with or without
light housekeeping. Mrs. Robertson
corner High and Monroe streets.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

ioFFlcEs-For rent, a few first class
office rooms in. Peoples National
Bank building, corner Main and
Monroe streets. Apply at the bank. I
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

"What do you expect the effect Of
universal peace would be on the
world?"
"one. of the first things It would do
would be to wipe Reno off the map"
Houston Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

OFFICE RooMs-Fornrent one ONCE
room. fifth floor and three rooms on
third floor Jacobs building. Apply
Geo. NJ. Jacobs. y y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

The girl with hole in her stocking
will try
To hide 1t In vain from your gaze,
But perchance IL the stocking is moth.
ing but holes
tbs the thing that the proudly dis
plays. Chicago Tribune
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

!HousEs-For rent s room brick
house; six, room from j. D. Crowl,
East Park A street. 81,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

Il y" ?
10 may aIways have ths.r ssnntu
supplied. /;
THE PEOPLES MARKET PLACE
WANTED.
GlRL-Wanted by respectable
white girl a place to mind baby and
wash dishes; good home desired
most. Phone call 1ss.Y; by mall,
/. NJ ]. D., 22S Grant st.
sTovE-Wanted to buy a second
hand oil stove, in good condition.
Address "a, care Of tho West Viz.
ginian. .-s, X
sALEsMEN-Wanted two good rella.
BILE statesmen to work with crew.;
steady employment. Weekly pay;
t good money. Address Crew Mana.
( ger, General Delivery, Falrmont,
.Herrick Seed Co.
AGENTS Wanted for West Va. fer
selling hand made rope. Machines
& sell on sight. Big money maker,
Ten to fifteen dollars a day made
{ easy by good live men. Machine
sells to farmers, stockmen, dairy.
men, liyerymen. saddles. factories
and mines. For particulars call aft.
+ er . a. m. Manley- Hotel. room GO.
/, A. w. Keister.
.WANTED-Messe boy by Fair.
me It Printing and Lithographing
Il C ,npany; steady employment.
i. ] q per cent. of on Davenport beds
at y. H. sNIDER's.
WANTEE-Position by experienced
Stenographer who also understands
{ bookkeeping. Address "a. B. c.
1905 Hamilton street. FairmontI W.
Z Va. .is' Il.
iWANTED-5O, boys age 16 or over.
Good wages. Steady work. Chance
to learn a good trade. Special in.
g.: ducements to men. with large fam.
lilies. The Fenton Art Glass Co..
Williamstown, W. Va. ,.s sd
COOK WANTED-App1y at,Newt Crys.
1, tai Restaurant, 103 Fairmont ave.
: Z nue.. ~, -, -'--.-- ~
WOMAN WANTED-Middle aged ..wo,
man to wash dishes and do general
work. Apply at New Crystal Res.
taurant, 1903 Fairmont avenue.
FOR RENT
,RooMs-Furnishcd rooms for. rent.
i 11S High street. a ri
,RooMs-For rent, two nicely furnish.
ed rooms, all modern conveniences.
Inquire 121 Mckinney st. IL
:RooMS-For rent, with or without
light housekeeping. Mrs. Robertson
corner High and Monroe streets.
loFFlcEs-For rent, few first class
office rooms in Peoples National
/ Bank building, corner Main and
I Monroe streets. Apply at the bank.
OFFICE RooMs-For rent one ONCE
room, fifth floor and three rooms on
third floor Jacobs building. Apply
Geo. NJ. Jacobs. z "
!HousEs-Forj rent IS room brick
house; six,room from J. B. Crowl,
East Park A street. 81,
FOR RENT-3 rooms at 418 Diamond
h ST., First ward.
RooMs-Furnished rooms. for rent,
AL Monroe street.
rt ~ FOR SALE 5.
MOTOR CYCLE FOR SALE.
For sale a! d ,bargain-1911 model
Marvel Motorcycle, equipped with
Bosch Magnetic HeItzer Carberator.
Lugguge Carrier. Horn, Baily Tread
Tires, etc. Rated As H. P. Speed IS
miles an hour. Practically q new ma.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-18

why do You rock that boat?" ask
ed the wise man. S9''5'
Because in case of an, accident
replied the fool, I'm always saved
York Times. IN
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28

IN dining room. Good wages Appl.
Miss Lille Taylor. Old Mil Inn. Phon
3ss. 26feb3
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28

JONES BUSINESS SCHOOL-Remainder
OF first 20 scholarships at reduced rates
Some OF our students now writing 100
words minute and reading same almost
IKE print. having studied our system only
~ days. Some are students that have
studied other systems from to S months
without success. Call 31S Blount Bldg.
26feb3ts
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
FOUND.

FOUND-Lady's gold bracelet near Ssa
Carlos Hotel Owner may secure ssr,s
by applying Journal Office proving pySSs,z
erty and paying for this ad estes
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
WEST FLORIDA
WANT ADS.
MILLIGAN.

BARCLAY HOUSE. Mfligan, Fla, oppo-
site the station. Everything new and
clean. Special attention to Commercial
men. Rates. $500 per day. jan28ti
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
EDUCATIONAL.

MANUEL CARACAS system Of OPEN
throat, resonance and breath control in
singing. Only earnest pupils desired
William PackhAm, organist and chotrmAs-
ter. Christ Church, Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
RESORTS.

HOTEL CEDARS-s5 miles east Of PEN
sacola, ready for tourists. nice rooms,
fresh fish and oysters. Launches and
rowboats ct reasonable prices. ready al
any time for duck hunting or excursions
address c. A. Shipley, Mary Esther. Fla
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28

ties and 18th avenue. You must see this
to appreciate its value Very desirable
location. Terms.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
Business Opportunities.

ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON may earn
good steady income CORE sn.,sss, ~.
newspapers. We susgest sahsecse Na
experience required. Address PSees xSoTs
responding Bureau. Washington. q. @
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
$3.50
S265O

gets a four-room cottage, No. 1907 East
strong; $1o0 cash; SIS per month.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
statesmen WANTED.

statesmen familiar with ONCE devices
or books preferred: few more hustlers
to operate in the South during spring
then take northern territory on clean,
rapia-selling speciality that appeals to
business men only: applicants must have
good appearance. address and clear rec
ord; demonstration. instruction and nb-
erai cooperation furnished. For Pensa-
cola interview, address J. A. K, care
Journal 1Sfeil ets
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
REAL ESTATE.

homes. or We will build
you home in Englewood Heights or
Britton Place. II you have a place for
sale see US. II you want to buy see us.
The Pensacola Realty Co.. Fifth floor
Blount Building
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-28
HELP WANTED.

wANTED-General house servant. Prefer
one to live on place. Also want good
washerwoman. Apply lis w. Cervantes
2Sfeb
The Caucasian., 1911-07-23

for the unsteady step Of a man who
couldn't find the keyhole Ii 1t was fit-
ted with funnel.
But there is one thing regret about
the woman entering politics, and I
am sincere about it. The man who
plays the game of politics and wins
knows what strain it is on his health,
his temper and his pocketbook. re-
gret to think Of both members Of the
family having the habit at one and the
same time, lest the woman, the slen-
derer reed, break down under the
stress and the family bank account be
disseminated. If politics could be purt-
fed, if men would tell the truth about
candidates, if the matter of casting
ones yoteaconsisted merely in walking
into the polls and marking a ballot,
retiring like a gentleman or a lady.
then there could be no objection to
women taking little stroll to the cor
ner grocery and stopping at the polls
on the way back. But this cannot be.
Think of the weeks of hair pulling,
the smashing Of regulations, the tell
Ing Of falsehoods, the maligning Of
decent people and the combating of
boomerangs! Think of the long even
ings, the sleepless nights, the schem-
ing, placating, deceiving, that enter
into every campaign!
Think Of what the neighbors may
say about your Aunt Maria or your
uncle on your reat-grandfather's sidel
Think of these things seriously and
stop a moment to consider-"Could l
hold my temper If somebody called me
4 CRATER when am honest or attack
ed my character when / am virtuous
md nleanY
The Caucasian., 1911-07-23
THEY KILLED THE GIRL.

Kathleen Sheehan, aged twenty-three,
killed herself because her mates MINI
licked her speech.
Kathleen was slip Of a lassie, re-
Gently come from Ireland, bringing her
mellif1uous tongue. She broadened
meat into tmate' and rolled her .r's"
with a rich bur, a delightful accent
that only ignorance could have failed
to catch and admire.
The girl had a tender heart, the mo-
bile temperament of her race, was tim
Id and very sensitive.
At a dressmaker's where she first
found employment she chanced to say
something about "warruck," and the
other girls Uttered and said, "You
mean 'woyck, don't your When the
girl saw they were making fun of her
she left the place.
She engaged at department store,
where again laughter greeted her ut
terance, and the rude teasing wounded
her spirit She labored hard to correct
her English pronunciation, but the
Limerick tongue would not twist easi-
IL.
Going to another shop, she endured
similar treatment and was In despair.
The Caucasian., 1911-07-23
Routad hx Pupnets.

Toward the close Of the reign OF
Elizabeth, when the Spaniards were
frequently lowering about the south
west coast of England, party from
their ships landed in the neighbor-
hood of where Falmouth stands today,
with the intention of burning the bor-
ough Of Penryn. It ehanced, however,
that that same evening some strollers
had set up in Penryn market place a
representation by puppets Of certain
incidents in the life of Samson, includ-
ing his victory over the Philistines. At
the point of Samson's onset upon these
with the jawbone of the ass the stroll
ers beat drums and sounded trumpets
Indicative Of an alarm, and the Span
iards, who were at that moment about
to rush the town, believing it to be full
Of soldiers, bolted for their boats. This
probably occurred in 1896, when there
was a Spanish squadron on the coast,
which landed troops and burned Pen
Zaace.
The Caucasian., 1911-07-23

Her face grew sad. ara -! tr0@1ed
One day she told her retatiTes size had
taken a life insurance policy.
"Why?" they asked.
81 might die" she said, with far,
away look. "The money would be for
you"
On her last Sunday the poor child
dressed herself in her best clothes and
went to a park. Here she stayed all
day and all the night following. She
was debating the awful query, ITO be
or not to be?'
What must have been the torture to
the distrait mind and the sensitive
soul?
Monday morning at dawn she went
to a clump of bushes and swallowed
carbolic acid. A policeman found her
writhing Oh the grass. And in the am
bulance on the way to the hospital she
gasped:
They'll never make fun of me
again.
And then she died.
NO, ldSSle, tley never VIII lidhC LoA
of you again And bitterly sorrowful
must they be to know they houndes
you unwittingly to destruction.
You see, there's more than one EFaS
to kill poor girl!
And, Kathleen, in the kinder land tG
which you have gone your limpinz
mother tongue will trouble you nc
more. There will be no rough sylla-
bles to pronounce. Where you have
gone there is only one language spoken
IA language used all too seldom here.
1t is the language of love.
Moral?
Be careful lest you hurt some sensi
tive soul by your careless gibes.
What to you may seem trivial jest
may prove in the heart Of the easily
affected a fostering wound.