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Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
TIRED OF TRIAL" MARRIAGE
colored Man Fell into the Trap and
Had Had Nothing But
Tribulation.

"T'anky. sab: t'anky!" gratefully
said misunderstanding colored citi-
zen who had percolated into the Office
of prominent attorney of Polkville,
Arkansas. "And dis yuh am what yo'
kin do for muh. cuhnel. II yo' please;
wants to git dis trial marriage dat Is
into busted up SOS / kin git out'n 1t
ag'ln."
Trial marriage" echoed the
legal luminary.
"Yessah! OATS what it's done been
"a trial-fum de beginnin' twell
plumb yit. Trial, sah-trial and trib-
bylation. all de time. And knowed
how 'twould be befo / got>i into de
trap. Didn't want to marry. nohow;
allus was uh-skeered O. de marryin'
notion. and now"
"Well. then. why did you marry IL
you didn't want to?"
"Who?-me? Eh-kaze | halter, sab,
Halter do it; dat'5 why, Dar want
no way round it! 'twuz de law, When
dat ar yaller lady fell into de creek
at de picnic an | plunged in an drug
her out at de risk o. muh life, right
dar. sab. I got up a'gin de law-de
marry-law! De young white men. told
me bout 1t. soon g dey found out
what I'd done; hadn't Untold me I'd
uh-gone bout muh bidness like fool
twell l landed in de penitenchy for
muh ignunce. Dey done told me what
l was 'bleeged to do-man saves a
oman fun drownin' he's sho' gotter
done did it. An now. cuhnel for good
ness sake won't yo' please tell muh
how to git out'n de scrape? Kin I git
a divo'ce. or suppin'. or must l take
de lady down to de creek whuh / drug
her out. an th'ow her in ag'in?"-Tom
p. Morgan. in Puck
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
HAS THEORY OF sToNEHENGE
Professor Norton of Harvard Believes
Il Connected With Similar Erec-
tions in North Africa.

Prof. Richard Norton of Harvard is
credited with the theory that the
cyclopean structures at Stonehenge
are connected with similar erections
that are found in northern Africa.
Professor Norton has just returned
after period of research in the
Greek city OF Cyrene in Africa, and
his theory of Stonehenge is partly the
result of his work Stonehenge is
ordinarily supposed to be the work of
the Druids. and it may be said that
the Druids in British archaeology
have always occupied the place sa.
cred to the cat in domestic matters.
Whatever was inexplicable upon any
other theory would always yield to
the Druidic hypothesis. The Druids,
In fact. were a sort of lesser Provi.
dence whose powers 1t was impious
TO doubt. If one asked how the gigan.
tic rocking stones of Cornwall were
balanced upon a point all perplexities
were banished by reference to the
Druids. while the feat of erecting
Stonehenge and bringing those
mighty monoliths from distance, a
feat well-nfgh impossible to modern
engineering. was explained in mo-
ment and to the meanest intelligence
by simple reference to the Druids.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
A Rossini Joke.
Rossint

One Of Rossini's jokes. Rossini
promised a place in the opera orches-
ira to trombonist, and then forgot it,
says the Musical Courier. At one of
his dinner parties the butler announced
the visit of this same protege. Ros.
sini fastened to welcome him, and re-
lieving him of his instrument disap.
peared few minutes to return with
his friends. Handing the instrument to
the trombonist with request to let
the company hear him, Rossini pre-.
pared to listen. Trombone to lips the
musician blows-dismay-no sound;
cheeks bulging, eyes distended. In
vain the unhappy man makes super
human Efforts to produce harmonious
sounds. At last! o effort supreme!
With sound like a hoarse goose
cackle there shoots from the from.
bone mass Of sticky macaroni. mo
harm, my friend" said Rossini, you
have proved yourself a strong musi.
cian.' And the next day the coveted
position was offered to the from.
bonist.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
(@ NOTES OF @l
|E SCIENCE H


While Amsterdam is the diamond
center of the world, these gems are
not generally worn by the natives.
Scales for weighing diamonds are so
delicate and sensitive that the weight
of an eyelash will turn the balance,
Tests appear to show that the wind
viii carry disease breeding bacteria
200 feet, and even 60 feet during rain.
fall.
Ingenious tackle has been devised
to make tree that Is being felled
pull its own stump from the ground
with It.
The handwriting of a people varies
from age to age. The writing of one
country may be easily distinguished
from that Of another.
The most famous bridge In the
world, the Bridge of Signs at Venice
so called because It led the way to Q
prison, was built In 1889.
A new doll that It's inventor claim.
Is indestructable Is made Of properl,
shaped block OF wood. Joined by
spring steel swivels and hinges.
Thimbles must have been In use
among the ancient Romans, since
specimens have been unearthed annie
the ruins Of Herculaneum, In Italy.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
Cook Objected.

A noble lord In the Midland coun.
ties has a favorite mare named The
COOK. apropos of which the follow.
ing incident recently occurred:
Lord Ito groom. who appears with
his arm In sling and his face GOV.
cred with sticking-plaster and
scratches: Good heavens. Bates!
What's the matter?"
Bates-"It's all on account of your
iordship's orders. You says to me
last night as 'ow The Cooks girths
was too tight. and you gave me or
ders to loosen 'em. wash er down.
curry-comb 'er. and put 'er in tho
loose box. Cook. wot's indoors. over.
heard you. and. as she don't know tho
names Of the 'osses. TUX It personal
and went for me en.like-and-
er-well. look at me!"-London Tit.
Bits.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
ELECTRIC POWER FROM WIND
Economical Plants Can Be Used by
Providing Gasoline Motors When
ever Nature Takes Rest.

There has never been time VIXEN
the forces of nature were subjected
to such arching scrutiny 10 deter
mine their availability for the Gevel-
opment of mechanical power as they
receive at present This arises main
ly from the progressive use of cleo
tricity
Among other things It is believed
that the wind can be utilized to a far
greater extent than in the past. espe-
cially for electric lighting With this
object in view the average state Of
the wind has been investigated in
England. 1t is found that for approx
imately half the time the mean wind
velocity is ten miles an hour. and for
about cne-third of the time Is miles.
In the winter the average is higher.
The great difficulty arises from the
calm periods. which may last days. or
even a week, but 1t has been shown
that economical lighting plants can be
based upon wind power By providing
gasoline motors to take up the work
whenever the wind fails.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
AVERAGE WEIGHT or BRAIN
Professor Frederick w. Mott Gives
Difference Between savaees and
Races Long Civilized.

Professor Frederick w. Mott. lee
turing before the Royal Institution of
Great Britain on "The Brain" said
that although in SO per cent of the
cases in which the brains of great
men had been weighed the weight
was above the average. brain weight
itself did not always mean brain quail
ity.
When there was lack OF the func.
tionating tissue, the lecturer explain
ed. the structural material might re-
ceive more than its normal share Of
nourishment and the extra weight be
due to overgrowth of brain scaffold-
Ing" This accounted for the very
large and heavy brains sometimes
found in congenital idiots Pointing
out that the brain weight of a race
long civilized surpassed that of abo-
rhymes. the lecturer stated that where
as the ordinary European hospital pa
tient had heavier brain than a saw
age. the Chinese coclie laborers brain
developed by centuries of use. weigh
ed " ounces more than that of the
European hospital patient
Referring to the relative brain
weights of Caucasian men and wo-
men. Professor Mott said that the fe
male brain had good start, weigh
Ing nearly " ounces more than the
male brain at birth. In adult life.
however. the average mans brain
weighed about 5h ounces more than
the womans
The average weight of the Euro
pean male brain is pounds Is ounces
y drains to 2 pounds l6 ounces 8
drains. and Of the female brain 2
pounds 10 ounces IA drains. Among
savages there was not this difference
since in the struggle for existence the
female had TO apply her brain as fully
as the male, hence it was developed
at practically the same rate.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
Detachable Heel.

gagement with the heel of boot or
shoe. The inventor provides a rub
Der heel together with means whereby
it may be securely held in position on
the heel, rubber heel being provided
with an extending engaging means
whereby it may be positoned on the
heel. A perspective view is given In
the Illustration, showing the heel in
position with the fastening means.
The device is adaptable for use in
cases where one may desire the rub
Der heel at some times during the
day and its removal at another time.
The fastening means comprises bent
number having inwardly extending
portions and it is formed of risilient
metal.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
Temperature of Hats.

The inside temperature OF mems
hats was among the interesting illus
trations at the Dresden Hygienic ex-
position. In the sun. with an external
temperature Of 96.s degrees F.. the in.
side of yacht club cap showed 9S.6
degrees; Prussian helmet. s7.7 de-
grees; an English cap, 94.1 degrees
a black derby hat, 92.3 degrees; a
high silk hat, 500 degrees; a soft
white felt hat, Sc degrees; light
straw hat, 79.9 degrees; Panama
hat. 77.9 degrees.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
DoDeING THE PRYING PRESS
the Newspaper Correspondents
in Washington.

When the cabinet holds a meeting
one of the things that causes invari-
able concern is, What shall we tell
the corresp pondents?'
The president has made it well un-
derstood that the less said about
these conferences the better; but
there is always group of newspaper
men at the door of the White House
offices waiting for members of the
cabinet to appear after their session
1t has come to be something of a
joke with the men who help the pres
ident decide great questions of public
policy that when the usual question is
asked at the close of the cabinet
meetings the chief executive turns to
the secretary of agriculture and says:
Suppose you see the newspaper
men, Wilson; we didn't discuss any
thing in your department"
1t is a point of honor, a sort of un-
written law. that no member of the
cabinet shall give out information
regarding affairs in other depart
ments OF the government than his
own. While. therefore, the venerable
secretary OF agriculture presents him
self as target for the newspaper
mems questions, the other members
of the cabinet quietly and unostenta-
tiously slip away, and the world
learns that nothing of importance
was discussed" that day by the presi-
dent and his cabinet.-The Sunday
Magazine.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
CORPORATION With a Soul.

An Illinois electric light company
is making an effort to show its patrons
that corporations are not without
heart. and during the past summer 1t
has been supplying free. on the rec
ommendation of physicians. electric
fans and the necessary current to
drive them. in the sick rooms OF per-
sons who are unable to pay for the
service and who would be benefited by
the presence OF the fans. In many
cases where houses were not wired
the company did the necessary work
without cost.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
Combined Pencil and Light.

ed. says the Popular Electricity. BY
turning the screw at the top the light
is switched on. When the pencil at
tachment is removed the device may
be used like the ordinary pocket light.
In designing a novelty of this kind the
battery could be placed in the barrel
OF the pencil and one of the very
small grain of wheat" lamps which
are made for dental purposes. etc.
could be used.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
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COMPLIED PENCIL AND LIGHT
viii Be Found Of Great Convenience
In Making Notes or Plans In
Dark Easements.

An architest desires to make note
of some defect In the dark basement
of building. an author to record
sudden midnight inspiration, the
sleuth to sketch plan on the spot;
In fact. many inscances arise where
the electric pencil shown in the Illus
tration would be useful In giving
little light and that only where need
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16

ginen, compressors, etc. or any form
of globe valve, or air or gas cock, has
been placed on the market by an
American tool company, says the Pop
ular Mechanics These tools take the
place OF hand labor in grinding valves
which require to be reseated periodi-
cally.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
RUBBER HEEL is DETACHABLE
Device Is Adaptable Where Desired
at Different Times and Its Re-
moval at Others.

The Scientific American illustrates
and describes rubber heel. recently
invented by Andrew w Carlson OF
Spokane. Wash. This invention COM
prehends rubber heel of a peculiar
conformation adapted for removable en-
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
More Profitable.

Miss Rocksey-But, Papa. George
is a hard-working young man.
Old Rocksey-That's 1t exactly The
man l wish you to marry must be
able to make money without work
ing.-Life.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16

The Hawley Mdse. company pride
themselves that they carry the very
best OF everything In the grocery
line. II you doubt this. ask your
neighbor who is a steady patron Of
their store.
Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
MUCH HAND LABOR is SAVED
Electric vaIve-Grindins Tool Has Just
Been Placed on the Market by
American Company.

A line of electric valve-grindi.g z
tools, for grinding valves OF the lift
or poppet type, as in automobile en-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-11
ANNOUNCER ENT.

MESSRS. EMANUEL AND SOL NJ.
LoWENSTEIN ANNOUNCE THE
OPENING OF THEIR CLASS IN
FlANo, VIOLIN, HARMONY AND
couNTERPoINT COMMENCING
SEPTEMBER /. PHONE 7os. SO-i3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-11

New soles put on shoes at the Elec-
.ric Shoe shop. opposite postoffice.
2S-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-11
DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN DEAD.
Edward Butler, for More Than Year
Sufferer, cuCcumbs.

st Louis Mo, Sept. 10.-Edward
Butler. capitalis'. and former demo-
cratic boss Of ST. Louis, died a. 1880
o'clock Sunday morning at his home
here after a lingering illness begin
ming with paralysis more than a year
ago. He was born in Ireland in 1888
and came here more than fifty years
ago.
He began life as a blacksmith and
left an estate estimated to be in the
millions. A wife, daughter and son
survive. Butler was convicted once on
charges of bribery in obtaining
city contract. The supreme court
Sc; aside the verdict and further
prosecutions were dropped.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-11

garden seeds. Push & Foster. 1l5
West Main 81 2-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-11
THE DOCTORS QUESTION.
Much Sickness Due to Bowel Dis
orders.

/ \ doctors first question when con
. suited by a patient is, Are your bow,
els regular" He knows that ninety
eight per cent of illness is attended
with inactive bowels and torpid liver
and that this condition must be re
moved gently and thoroughly before
health can be restored.
ReXall Orderlies are a positive,
pleasant and safe remedy for consti-
patton and bowel disorders in gen
eral We are so certain OF their great
curative value that We promise to re
turn the purchasers money in every
case when they fail to produce en-
tire satisfaction.
ReNall Orderlies are eaten like
candy. they act quietly. and have a
soothing. strengthening, healing in
fluence on the entire intestinal tact
They do not pudse, grip, cause nau-
sea. flatulence, excessive looseness,
diarrhoea or other annoying effects.
They are especially good for children,
weak persons or old folks. Three
sizes, SOS, 25c and 10c Sold only at
our store-The Rexal Store. The
Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-09-11
POLICE COURT TONIGHT.
Judge. Jury, Police and Defendants
viii Be at Residence Of G. II. Bruce.

Police court finds II impossible not
20 mold lis session as the many urgent
calls comes from the lawless for repri
mand.
The weather and Baptist ladies
have decided TO hold forth tonight al
the regular assembly. Col. Geo. Henry
Bruce at ) p. IN. sharp. Let the town
please take notice and see that full
Justice is meled out to the offenders
BY order Of the court
MRS. F. VI. MASTERS,
Secretary.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
CANCER

Killed in one day and TUMORS CURED WITHOUT KNIFE Ok PAIN. Skin Cancers SIC. pay when cured. 43 years curing cancers; @ years in Los Angeles. Consultation Free. DR. HICKoK. 2s4 Bryson Bldg. \. W. Cor. Second and Spring Sts. Los Angeles, Cal 555
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19

to clean marble and granite -tombstones in the ceme- teries of every city and town Easy, nice work Experience unneces- sary. Make s to S10 per day Particulars free. Louis j. Goetz. West 44th Street. New York City.
 65S
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
THE BsBEE DAILY REVIEW BIsBEE
Legal Advertisements
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE AGAINST
 SALE.

In the Probate Court of the Coun- ty of Cochise, Territory of Ari onza.
 In the Matter of the Estate and Guardianship of Ben Louie Sand and Frank Edward Sand. Minors. It appearing to this Court from the Petition this day presented and filed by Louisa Gassdorf, the guard ian of the persons and estates of the above named Minors, prayine for an order of sale of certain real estate and improvements thereon be longing to said wards. that it is necessary that such real estate be sold;
 It is hereby Ordered that the next of kin of the said Minors and all persons interested in the said es. tate. appear before this Court on Saturday, the 18th day of March, 1911, at 1 o'clock, F. M, in the courtroom of this Court, at the courthouse in the city of Tomb stone, County of Cochise, TerritoI ? of Arizona, then and there to show cause why an order should not be granted for the sale of such real estate and improvements;
 And it is further ordered that a copy of this order be published for three successive weeks ne1c be fore the said day of heariug. in the Bisbee Daily Review. a news paper printed and published in said Cochise County.
 Dated February l4. 1911.
 FRANK ". GOODBODY.
 Judge of the Probate Court.
 5sS
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
GRlDlRON.
(Coniinued from Page s)

kSonlluuSu run fdsS St
 sist."
 and the solo in the chorus rang
 ou:-
 Great guns. Holy Smoke. Can't
 Bnl Taft take a joker
 Carnegie received a special trib- ute. being saluted in coon song beginning:--
 "A man named Andrew Carnegie was busy giving things away
 He thought that he was Santa Claus and every day was Christmas day" etc.
 And Uncle Joe and Roosevelt and Champ Clark and Guggenheim and Beveridge had their roast in combina- ton in a Song of Famous Men It is not to be supposed for q moment that the Gridironers did all the roasting. thoueh. The victims of the grill came back in great style and it is to be regretted that the inviolable rule of the famous organization which protects the ut terances of the guests of the Grid iron club from publication. operates to consign to oblivion some of the brightest and wittiest and sometimes pathetic deliverances of the greatest brains of the nation.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19

a young woman, a position as second girl in private family or ahambermaid in a Room ing House. Apply L. M at r.. ". c. X 650
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
FOR SALE

FOUR room concrete house. Chear. Opposite Lincoln school Tomb. stone canyon. Apply below. 621
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
 LETTERS OF ADMINISTRAT, ON.

In the Probate Court of the toun- ty Of Cochise. Territory of Arizona In the matter of the estate of Walter J. Lewis, Deceased.
 Notice is hereby given that Au- gust E. SchlieDer has filed with the Clerk of this Court a petition praying for Letters of Administra- ton of the Estate of Waiter J. Lewis, deceased. and that wednes- day the 1st day of March, 1911, at 10 o'clock. A. II., of said day. at the Coehise County Courr House, in Tombstone, County aforesaid. has been set for hearing said peti- ton, when and where any person interested may appear and show cause why the said petition should not be granted.
 Dated February 18th. 1911
 J. E. JAMES,
 Clerk
 59S
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
PROTECT
THE HEALTH OF YOURSELF AND
 FAMILY.

Pope's Herb Is prepared to provide a dependable household remedy, based upon the principle Of purity of blood insuring freedom from disease. It is a medicine for maladies such as, Rheumatism, Liver Complaints. Con. stipation, Fever and Ague, Female Disorders, Indigestion, Lumbago, Kid ney Derangements, Catarrh, Sick and Nervous Headaches. Loss of Appetite and all ailments arising from inactiv- ity of the Liver and Kidneys.
 It is a purely Herbs. Barks and Roots Compound. It is put up in choc- clate coated Tablets pleasing and easy to take, tor can be dissolved in water.)
 Mrs. J. c. Meade of Hyattsvilis, Md, says:
 For years I have suffered with Bachache, Headaches, Neuralgia. and Nervousness and extreme Fatigue tried many remedies without reiiel Four months ago a grateful friend induced me to write to Pope Medicine Co, Washington, D. C., for a box of Pope's Herb Compound Tablets, the very first dose of two tablets gave me relief. I used not quite $1.00 box and I am entirely cured of the T'ain in my back and have no more headache
 pr. J. V Hernesey, a prominent Physician and Surgeon of Albany, N. Y.. in part says:
 ''As a Blood Purifier, Liver Kidney and System regulator prescribe Pope Medicine Co of Washington, D. C.. Herb Compound. as I have done for the past p years, and have found it to be a great remedy, which seldom if ever fails. There are thou. sands Of letters from users of Pope"s Herbs, that have been benefited aud cured by its proper use. Pope's Herb Compount Tablets are put up 200 iii a box, six months treatment, and will be sent postpaid on receipt of s100. Each box contains a printed guarantee binding us to refund the purchase price if the remedy fails to benefit, also full directions.
 Guaranteed by the Pope Medicine Co, Inc, under the Pure Food and Drugs Act. June 20. 1906. No S4956 For terms to agents in unoecupier
 territory, address
 POPE MEDICINE CO, INC.
 Pope Building, Washington, D. C.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
The Proof oft.

Casey Cafter Riley has fallen five storiesl-Are yez dead. Pat? Riley Oi am. Casey -Sbure. yer such liar Oi don't know whether to belave yez or not Riley Shure. thot proves oi'm dead Yez vudn'f dare cal me liar if Oi war ail.F. Jucre
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
MISCELLANEOUS

QqiCk LOANS-on furniture piapo, esc No publicity. goods rema,r lh your possession. easy payment. Johnson & Haigler. Phone 7s
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19

MEN-We win mail on trial a full dollar box of Biels Nerve Tablets. They act on the system like Steam acts on an Engine giving Health. Strength, Vim. Vigor and Vitality or cost nothing. Send no money, just name and address. Biel Mfg Co.,. Dept C. n Denver, Colo. 53S
Bisbee daily review., 1911-02-19
Arizona & New Mexico R. W.Co.
 PASSENGER SERVICE ARIZONA & NEW MEXICO RAIL WAY COMPANY PASSENGER
eoEs up

South Bound
 7:10 a. m. lv. Clifton. ar 5-2O p. in 7:50 a. m. lv. Guthrie lv 4:46 p m S:35 a. n. lv Duncan lv 3:52 n 9:5S a m ly Lsrdsburg lv 2:42 ? n lI:o5 a m ar lfacpita lv 12:30 m South Bound North Bound South bound train connects with Southern Pacific west bound tTaii, No. l, leaving L0rdsbdrg 10:57 m, Mountain Time
 South bound train connects with Fl Paso & Southwestern east bound train for Fl I'aso. leaving Hachita at II 42 a. m. Mountain Time, and with vest bound train for Douglas and .3isbee, leaving Hachita al .1l:10 a. m-, Mountain Time.
 A. T. THOMPSON, Tramc Manager, Clifton, Arizona