The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-11-05

aiimony from two divorced husbands.
If the court decides against the pair
of divorced husbands they ougth to
go into partnership and ask for
charter to do business for profit for
the benefit of our former wife"
Members of debating societies think
they are heavyweights compared to
football players.
Somehow a fellow with a walking
cane who does not need one arouses
our suspicion.
Mr.. Dickinson ought to make good
attorney for the steel trust for he was
in position to get some mighty re-
liable information against it while he
was secretary of war.
whitewash is the prevailing dress in
Taft's official circle.
The man who advertises for wife
and makes the only condition that she
must be the widow of a hanged man
evidently figures that it doesn't fall to
the lot OF one womn to have two
hanged husbands, and wants to escape
the hemp.
There's a good deal of lost motion
in the walk of some girls.
An aero gun has been devised by
the war department which will shoot
$4,000 feet into the air. Several guns
of this kind would soon have the
enenly's army all wearing cork feet.
There art some fine chickens in town
this week not including the ones In
the poultry department at the fair
"
On to Atlanta will be the next
scouting party.
T. ]. Laud Brown is a good fellow
and a great booster, but he has done
in a political race, as he would be II
he should enter the race for congress-
man at-large. A first class booster
has no business in politics, and the
colonel is a first class booster.
For the Republican officials to knife
the steel trust would be like a father
casting out his favorite child.
China was two thousand years in
waking up, which should keep Charles
ton from getting discouraged.
A test of the beauty of women is
for them to wear some of the new
hats and still look respectable.
Hines seems to have been the only
man who could corner the senatorial
market.
Florida politicians are making the
fair circuit of West Florida.
The issue cannot be lodged and af-
ter all of the political questions are
sifted down to the most important one,
the fight will be made for a tariff re-
nd fol will win
Blondes are becoming scarcer,'
says a news report. Glad we've got
one already.
Fate was against President Taft-he
should have been born a good Demo-
crat.
Going on the theory that 'tthe female
of the species is more deadly than tho
male" politics in California will soon
be beyond recovery.
Next year we are going to have the
girls from the Florida College for
Women attend the Interstate Fair.
It's hard to tell which is the most
annoying, scratchy underwear or a
flea.
The critics were harsh with DR..
Cook during his engagement at Copen-
hagen.
When a man inherfts a large sum
of money he usually inherits a large
number Of relatives he never heard of
before.
The most eloquent, beautiful and
perfect thing in the world is silence
says a new book, which accounts for
some people we know not being
beautiful.
There ought to be a candidates
float in the parade tomorrow.
The burglar who stole a graphic
phone and a box of Casey Jones rec
ords the other night deserves to have
his picture in statuary hall.
Men lie and the world lies with
them, but if they will smile the world
will smile too.