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Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
ENDS INDIGESTION
IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS
Gas, Heartburn. Headache, sourness
and All Stomach Misery Ended.
With Pape's Diapepsin.

Nothing will remain undfgested or
sour on your stomach if you will take
a little Diapepsin occasionally. This
powerful digestive and antacid
though as harmless and pleasant Is
candy, will digest and prepare for as
similation into the blood all the food
you can eat.
Eat what your stomach Graves
without the slightest fear of indiges-
tion or that you will be bothered with
sour risfngs, Belching Gas on Stom-
ach, Heartburn, Headaches from
stomach, Nausea, Bad Breath, Water
Brash or a feeling like you had swaI-
lowed a lump OF lead, or other dis
agreeable miseries- Should you be
suffering now from any stomach dis
order you can get relief within five
minutes.
II you will get from your pharma-
efst a so cent case of Pape's Diapep-
sin you could always go to the table
with a hearty appetite. and your
would know there would be no indi-
gestion or Sleepless nights or Head
ache or Stomach misery all the next
day; and, besides, you would not need
laxatives or liver pills to keep your
stomach and bowels clean and fresh
Pape's Diapepsin can be obtained
from your druggist. and contains mora
than sufficient to thoroughly cure the
worst case of Indigestion or Dyspep-
sia- There is nothing better for Gas
on the Stomach or sour odors from
the stomach or to cure a Stomach
Hea dache.
You couldn't keep handler or more
useful article in the house.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
THE BULLETINS DAILY STORY
NOT FOR HIM

| Some of the men in the neighbour
hood have decided to have shooting
match enc of these days" said Zedi-
ker. Wen shoot at a target, and the
draws the finest turkey that ever came
down the boulevard We'd all like
to have you go in with u.s."
We'll, not being born an idiot, I'll
stay out" replied Rumbelow. There's
some scheme back of your apparent
friendliness. I'll bet $1,000,0O0 that II
/ went to your shooting match Ia
come home on door, with my hide
full of buckshot. Somebody would be
sure to mistake me for the target and
hit me in the bulls eye. You can't
fool me worth a cent.
Ever since l moved into this neigh
hofhood there has been conspiracy
against me, and YOU and Traphagen
and lot more pirates lie awake at
night thinking up plans to drive me
away from here, but you can't do It.
ann going to stay right here In spite
of Your persecution.
"A few weeks ago Liddicott had
kid party on his lawn, celebrating the
birthday of his little girl, and he came
over with tears in his eyes, saying l
simply must go over to his place and
see the children enjoy themselves IT
would make me young again, he said
He seemed SO anxious to have me that
i cast aside all suspicion and went to
his place 1 hadn't been there Ave
minutes before somebody suggested
that the children should have swing.
Then Lfddicott dug up a rope and
asked me IL / wouldn't be kind and
condescending as to climb an elm and
fasten the rope to limb. He threw
lot of taffy at me. saying ne never mao
seen such an agile man, and that my
muscular development was simply
wonderful SO. like blamed chuckle-
head / Skinned up that tree and crawl
ed out on q limb about half mile
from the ground 1t was while ! was
splicing the rope to the limb that
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Thousands Now Use This
L0W-C0st Cough Syrup
a Family Supply for SOC, Saving You
$2-The Quickest, Best Thing You
Ever Used, or Money Refunded.

The prompt and positive results given
by this inexpensive cough medicine have
caused II to be used in more homes in the
u. s. and Canada than any other cough
remedy 1t gives instant relief and will
usually wipe cut the most obstinate, deep
seated cough inside of "a hours. 1t quickly
succeeds, even in whooping cough and
Group.
A 50-cent bottle of Pinex, when mixed
with homemade sugar syrup, makes a
full pint-a family supply-of the most
pleasant and effective cough remedy that
money could buy at a saving of 81
Easily prepared in five minutes-full
directions in package.
Children take Pinex Cough Syrup will
Ingiy, because ii tastes good 1t stimu-
iates the appetite and is slightly laxative
both excellent eatures. Splendid for
hoarseness, throat tickle, bronchitis. ETC.
and q prompt, successful remedy for in
cipient lung trouble
Pinex Is special and highly concen-
trated compound of imported Norway
White Pine extract and is rich in guaia-
col and other natural healing pine eie-
ments. Simply mix it with sugar syrup
or strained honey, In pint bottle. and il
is ready for use.
Pinex has often been initiated, but
never successfully, for nothing else will
produce the same results. The genuine is
guaranteed to give absolute satisfaction
or money refunded Certificate of guar
antee is wrapped in each package Your
druggist has fiEex or will gladly get il
for you If not, send to The Pinex Co.,
Fit Wayne, Ind
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

began to realize that Il was the goat
again Their only object in asking me
over was 20 have me shin up that tree.
Il was just going to return to the
ground by way of the tree trunk and
administer q crushing rebuke to Liddi-
colt, when the branch I was sitting on
broke. and 1 fell into a. tub of lemon
ade and broke most of the bones In
my back. They carried me home in a
horse blanker, and Liddicott was
grooming every step of the way, be-
wailing that lemonade, which he said
Wouldn't be fit to drink after l had
wallowed around in it.
When L was on my feet again Bige-
low came over, too blamed hospitabie
for any good use. He knew 1 loved
horses, he said, and he'd just bought
a crackerjack, and he just wanted me
to take that steed out and drive him
a few miles, to see what corkd1nger
he was. The horse was standing by
his house, hitched to a buggy, and
hadn't any more sense than to climb
into the buggy and drive away.
THE truth was that BiSelow bought
the horse the night before, and after ne
brought him home somebody told him
gasoline stove, and he naturally turned
to me as the goat Well. that horse
hadn't travelled hundred yards before
he kicked the dashboard out or the
buggy and hit me in fifty seven places
with his heels and then he ran away
and piled the buggy and a quarter OF
q mile of barb wire fence on me.
Bigelow has been threatening to sue
me for the value of that buggy.
Now you come over with deifber-
ate plot to murder me and put me out
of my misery. 1t doesn't stand to rea-
son that a lot OF grown men would
shoot at q mark in order to get 30
cent turkey. No. that's just an excuse.
You want to get me in some quiet spot
where you can mistake me for a deer
and shoot me full Of holes" Chicago
News.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
PLACE THE SEAL RIGHT.

Since Postmaster General Hitch
cock has overruled the regulation
which forbade the placing of the Red
Cross seal upon the address side of
the envelope until January l. 1912, it
is up to the public to strive to please
the department by keeping them clear
OF the right-hand corner and the reg
ulzr stamp which belongs there to
aid the postal clerks in doing quick
work 1t does not require close scru-
tiny on the part of clerks handling the
mail TO enable them to discriminate
between the stamps And, on the part
OF those using the malls. neither a
foolish attempt to perpetrate fraud,
nor carelessness. nor ignorance can
cause real trouble
On the other hand. delay In the
transmission of business mail upon
which 3 Red Cross stamp has been
pasted IN the forbidden place is a
serious concern
The Red Cross seal is 8 token of
good tidIngs to many people and of a
noble service on the part of those who
use them
There is Christmas cheer in them
for the sick and fer the user. They
look well and bespeak the sympathy
and good heartedness of all who use
them
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
RESIGNATION OF JOSEPH n.
TWICHELL-

The resignation Of Rev. Joseph H.
TEicheu from the pastorate of the
Asylum Hill Congregational church at
Hartford, which he has held ever
since the church was founded, is sim
cereIy regretted by his people and
Congregationalists in all parts of the
state
The Hartford Courant says upon his
retiring from service: I'm the church
at large he has been conspicuous
figure. towering above UNCONVENTIONAL
distinctions and in sympathetic fellow
ship with all faithful servants, from
those in his own church 10 bishops
and priests of the Roman Catholic
faith
'-On his social side. as we all know,
he is delightfully."- companionab1e and
his delicious humoF, his fine presence
and the dramatic quality of his elo-
Quence, combined with his all-around
nanliness, have made him one of the
most popular speakers in the country.
All this and more in his delightful
personality has gone TO make him fa-
nous Everybody knows him or knows
of him
But his life work has been right
here at home, before our own eyes,
mInistering for close to fifty years to
a congregation which under his min
the state and one where people have
sunk the name of their church in that
of their pastor It has all the time
been Mr.. Twichelrs church, just as
down town We have DIR. Parkers
and as formerly there was DIR. Bush
nelFs-' This signifies much.
Mr. TWichells eloquenee and
strength as a preacher are everywhere
recognized as they have been for
many years. but to our thinking his
greatest strength has been in his per-
sonal character-in the beauty of his
own Christian life, in which, standing
for all that is highest and best, he
has ever kept fresh and sweet his
human sympathies, especially with the
young. has been friend and companion
and. through his friendship and COM
partnership. been also guide to who
can say how many No one can meas
ure the inspiring influence of his life
and example on the successive genera
lions that have grown up here under
his ministration- 1t has been one of
the great blessings of Hartford that
he came to us in 1866 and has ever
since remained. May he long yet re-
main. with lightened burden and
Igntened heart. a central figure in the
grateful community for which he has
done so much and in which he is SO
loved"
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
4 CRIMINAL SERVICE.

The department of labor ana conn
merce calls attention to one Of the
worst cases Of neglect on the part Of
the British steamer Orteric. which haa
ever been disclosed.
Among her 1,242 passengers there
were in the eight weeks of her voyage
SO deaths, 81 being children; the
births numbered IA the sexes were
not properly segregated during the
larger part of the time; the ventila-
ton of the ship was inadequate and
greatly increased the mortality rate;
the hospital facilities were ill yentilat-
ed and without proper equipment;
while the sanitary conditions of the
vessel were almost beyond belief.
The case has been pending before
the department since tho arrival of
the Orteric at Honolulu. April 18th
last where the collector of customs,
who acts in behalf of the bureau of
navigation, immediately discovered the
unlawful conditions. The vessel is
not regularly engaged in the stserage
business. but was especially employed
to carry Portuguese and Spanish inn
migrants through Magellan straits to
Honolulu. The ship was allowed to
clear upon depositing bond for $16.-
600
Owing to the great number of deaths
the grand jury which was in session
a the time, went on board and made
an exhaustive examination of the
vessel.
Every opportunity was given ~
the officers to give evidence in defence,
but they were found guilty and fined
1880
Considering the character of the
charges they have no reason to COM
plain of the fines.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
LETTERS I'd THE EDITOR

Mr. Editor: Charles ID. Hine, secre-
tary of the board of education of Con-
necticut, in his 1911 report, under the
head of Present Educational Prob
say that monks, in books of only the
oretieaI outlook, written in cioisters,
are eonvieting themselves of nlendac-
ity, in their previous utterances, ana
are repenting, but no power on eartn
can give them absolutton; that these
monks serve the useful but rather ig-
noble purpose of convicting others OF
sins, which they themselves nave com :
mitfed and long condoned. This rel
erance to supposed farlts in teaching
is unWarrantfd.
This is an unusual tone for Mr. Hine-
II the report did not bear his sigma
ture one would not believe tnat Il EN-
anatsd from his pen. The assertions
quoted, which have no bearing on the
context of his report, ure gratuitous,
and can be gratuitously denied Until
Mr. Hine AFFORDS proofs OF these state
The monks who have invented sys-
TENS of teaching, some of which are
used IN our public schools, having the
experience of fifteen hundred years in
teaching, do not produce educational
literature that is only theoretical"
They are decidedly practical.
They believe in thoroughness as a
fundamental principle. They can have
no part with the superficial systems
ers of the world. professors spent ten
and twenty years in preparation Tor
the teaching of one branch. Today
one can become a professor OF almost
anything for five dollars. In the old
en- days the pupils OF the monks learn
ed a. few sciences and learned them
thoroug hiy; today the graduates OF
our public schools can talk hippantly
on many things. and cannot spell nor
write English correctly.
Last Wednesday the mayor of New
York city scored the superficial meth
eds of teaching in the public schools
in this fashion: L think that a large
percentage. il not the largest per-
centage of children in our schools,
have more than they can do. We try
to teach them too much, and the re-
suit is that they come out with a
superficial knowledge about lot of
things, but no accurate knowledge
about anything"
The monks" who teach in scores of
colleges throughout the United States
are amazed at the superficial charac-
ter of the teaching iii the public high
schools, whose graduates come TO them
without even a knowledge of the ele-
ments of English grammar Here are
educational ''sins" in plenty, which
the monks are deploriag. and which
they have never committed.
The monks are not ''reDenhng" of
principles which they have always adj
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Hosson THE sENsATionALlsT

When Richmond Pearson Hobson
first came to the front as q hero no
one realized that he was a born SEN
sationalist- He has bssn sensational
as q politician and alarnist and
now he comes to the frent to lead in
making the country nationally pro-
hfbitive of the manufacture of intoxi-
eating drinks; and will ask congress
70 pass a law forbidding their man
Ifacture.
II does not discourage him if the
government reports do show that while
IN 1894 there were sos distilleries in
the country turning out s131, a7e, 900 of
liquid enthusiasm. the 613 establish
ments operating in 1903 produced, of
rum. gin. brandy. whislxey and such.
no less than s2e4. 6ss, 200 wholesale
value
Since these industries pay out over
i've millions year in salaries and
wages. he will find the tide he has to
stem is something prodigious.
Congressman Hobson is a bold
pusher, but it does not look as II
this fmponderable business would be
affected by his valiant endeavor.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

Q--Why were the "Ten Command-
n1ents' written upon TWO tahles Of
stone, instead of one or several stenes7
wv. j. B.
Answ er.-Those Ten Conmandrnen ts
hfeh were given to the Jews by the
Lord through Moses, as the mediator
for that nation. formed what would
properly he termed the Constitution.
of that democratic theocracy form of
government. The remainder of their
laws may be said to have been sub
sioiary or bylaws. This constitution
then was divided into two sections
The first section, Consisting of four
commandments, related to the obli-
cations of the people towards the
Lord God, their King. The latter sec
ticn related to their obligations to one
another. and consisted OF six COM
mandments. 1t Is believed that the
first section of these laws was inscrib-
ed on one table OF stone, and the other
section on second tablet of stone.
This is the only reason that may be
assigned for there being but two tables
of the Law. Viewed in the light of our
twentieth century learning and ad-
svancement how Ieasonsale and Just
We're those laws. They were designed
to establish the Very conditions for
which all Noble, true hearted men and
women are intensely leneiRe-~rhe IA 3
therhood of God and the Brotherhood
OF man.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12


yocated and which are as unchange-
able as the eternal verities- The pub
lie grammar and high schools of our
country will return some day to the
systems of teaching evolved by the
monks" centuries ago. and will re-
pent'' of the superficial methods In
vogue today, and the monks" will be
kinder than Charles D. Hine, and viii
give them abso1ution.
Henry Barnard, who spent several
years in Europe studying the educa-
tionai systems used by the monks,
once stated that his normal school
plan was a copy of the system of the
novftiates of the religious teaching
orders of the Catholic church in Eu-
rope.
II the monks of European noviti-
ates were to inspect any of Mr. Bar
nard's normal schools in Connecticut
they would blush at the ineff1ciency OF
it's faculty.
WAITER =. STANLEY
Danbury, Dec. 9.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

Mr.. Editor: The fight against the or
ganized liquor traffic is on again in
Oklahoma Friends of the cause VINO
want to aid in the battle of ballots
by sending temperance literature to the
voters may write to the missionary and
editor, IS. A. Loring. of Woodward,
Okla, and he will send You the name
and address of one or more families
The brewers have millions of blood
money and they spend it freely In
Oklahoma in order to overthrow the
splendid prohibitory law of that state
The only hope lies in the thorough and
constant education of the people along
temperance lines, and this can be done
only by flooding the homes with free
temperance literature Without the CO.
operation of prohibition friends, this
expensive educational campaign cannot
be successfully conducted.
4 WORKER FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS
Norwich, Dec. IL, 1911
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

1t is astonishing 20 see the effects pro-
duced by the new nesh-increaser. protone.
To put real. solid, healthy flesh, ut the
rate of n pound N day. II not at all re-
markable with this new wonder.
Protone induces nutrition. increases cell
growth. makes perfect the assimilation Of
food. strengthens nerves. increases blood
eorpuscies, builds mp, safely and quickly,
muscles and solid. healthy flesh. and rounds
ont the figure.
For women who never appear stylish In
anything because of thinness, Protone may
prove revelation.
IL costs you nothing 20 prove the re-
rnarkabie effects OF Protone. IL IA non
injurious to the most delicate system- The
Protone Company. ease Protone Bldg. De-
troit. Mich. win send you on receipt of
your name and address, free bnc pack
age Of frotone, with full instructions, 70
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
PRACTICAL AiRsHIP WORK.

A correspondent tells us that lex
periments are being carried on with
an ingenious combination of the hy-
droplane and lifeboat. by Glenn H.
Curtiss. which it is believed will in
sure safety at sea in bad weather.
The flying 1ifeboat, as it is called, will
carry twelve men either through the
air or water. 1t will rise from the land
and soar above the sea or from the
deck of a steamer, alighting on land or
water as desired. The hydro airship
will skim over the surface of the
water at high speed, and when the
water is too rough for navigating d
small boat. the flying lifebeat will do
thirty or forty miles an hour through
the air. carrying it's passengers to the
nearest land or the dock of another
vessel"
This is all very interesting, but 1t
doesn't explain how the men in peril
can be taken on board, or how the
flying lifeboat,, as 1T is called. can
keep its equilibrium while it's speed
is checked for the task of rescue.
This is quite a hazardous scheme.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Suspenders. Etc.

Boys Suspenders, one pair In 2
fancy box at Csc.
Mems Suspenders. each one I'm ar
attractive Holiday box. at 25c to 500
a pair.
The we'll known President" Sus-
penders in fancy boxes at soc pair.
Mems Combination Boxes. consist
ing of pair of Suspenders and -Four
Hand Tie to match. at Soc to s1.00
Mems Combination Boxes, consist
ing Of Arm Bands and Carriers {,
match. at soc to $1.0o.
Mems Combination Boxes-Suspen.
ders, Arm Bands and Carriers to mattel
ali in a pretty box. at Soc to $1.0t
a set
Mems Belts. in individual fame,
boxes, at soc and $1.00.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Neckwear

All the newest shapes and most
fashionable colorings in Mems and
Boys Neckwear-put up one tie in a
fancy box-price range csc to $1.00.
Combination Boxes, consisting OF
Mems Hair Hose and Neckwear 70
match, at soc TO $1.5O a box.
Combination Boxes, consisting OF
Mems -Four lin Hand Tie and Hand
kerchief to match, at soc to Sl.50.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Bath Robes

We show the largest line and best
value in Mems Bath Robes to be found
3 Mems Jerry Bath Robes in a big
range of Turkish designs-price range
{S2.9S to $500.
] Mems Blanket Bath Robes. in a
splendid assortment of patterns
price range s2.9s to $1,000.
Mems Fancy Wooden and Brocaded
5SiIk Bath Robes-price range $500 to
E$25.00.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Night Wear

Mems Muslin Night Shirts, plain or
trimmed, with collar or collarless-
zprice range soc to $L00.
Mems Flannelette Night Stirts, with
Tor without collar, all prettily trimmed
lat SOC. 75c and s1-00.
Mems Flannelette Pajamas. all new
designs, at $L00 and $1.5o a Suit
Mems PercaIe Madras and Soisette
PA iamas. at $1.00. $3.50 and $500
=Suit.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

This from the Omaha Bee When
the western governors train got to
the Pennsylvania railroad they had to
swap their cars for smaller ones Sc 1t
could get through the tunnels The
west IS so big. anyway, as compared
with the east
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Gloves

Mems Dress Kid Gloves, in such
well known makes as ID. & r." and
"Fowne' s''-prices are $1.00, $3.50 and
$500 a pair.
Mems Fur-lined Gloves. in all the
most popular furs and skins. at s2.0d
to $1,000 a pair.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

A Los sAngeles woman who voted
for prohibition wanted to change her
vote because she had voted wrong
What a large number of women will
think she is deceivfng herself
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Negligee Shirts

Mems NegIigee Shirts, a splendid
Showing of the newest designs and
most fashionable colorings. including
zsuch we'll known makes as the Grant
lat Goethe .'Frisbie" at S1.00- the
g@Eagle" at $1O0, $1.50 and $500.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

II is not evidence of a baldheaded
age because the new president of the
Standard Oil company cannot part
his hair A great many eminent men
have no hair to partI
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12
Mems Fancy Vests

! A comprehensive showing of Mems
Fancy Vests in all the latest styles
Cotton. Mercerized, Velvet, Scotch
5WooI and ACCORDION Knft-price range
3S1.0O to $500.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

1t was Russia who first proposed the
disarmament of the nations, and she
ventures to disarm the little nations
every now and then by superior force.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-12

A contemporary says the man who
jumps at conclusions slides past the
truth into the slush of prejudice and
misconeeption. Don't do it!