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The evening world., 1911-07-29

We've heard some Very Simple
Troubles pronounced "Incurable" by
Fellows who did their own Diagnosing!
Tho Man who Loses . Big Bet with
out Batting an Eye generally is "Hoiier.
Ing Murder" internaliy-which Makes
his Exterior Goodness all the more
Crsditablc!
We are Acquainted with a Number Of
Folks who Take Pride In calling them
selves stoics-out they all have Hefty
Bank-Rollsl
Troubles ana ThistIes Sting Worse
under Gin0erly Handling!
A Reversing Gear for Human Impul-
siveness will Mark the Arrival Of the
Millennium!
There neUer tcds q Trouble yet that
Uasn't Maontfed BY Talking about ~
There isn't Any Fun In Winning on .
FOUL
winning Out doesn't meal Wiring
Home for the wampum!
Tho 6ure- Enough "sscrdhcs' IL the
one that's not BragUed About
IT'S a Good Deal Easier TO Renir than
I Is 10 Renounce'
The World isn't so Cruel - its Said
o be. but II Loves 70 See a Trimmer
'rtmmsd!
The evening world., 1911-07-29

the lssue!
II requires . Lot
OF Self Limitation to
Imagine that the
World ever Took
the Time to Put Up
. Job on us!
Several Tim 81
when we Imagined
we' Lost our
Nerve. we Dlscov-
cred that 1t was
only Playing Pos
The evening world., 1911-07-29
"CheerU Up,
Blu Clarence L. Cullen

Copyhshs. 1911. b. The Pa Pub,isAins O.
Crhs New York World.
LIVERY t,ms We Dodge We Dwindle.
. Some Of " Make Our Best Speed
In Running around
The evening world., 1911-07-29

The World isn't SO Cruel as It's Said
o be. but II Loves 10 See a Trimmer
'rimmsd!
The evening world., 1911-07-29

IT'S a Good Deal Easisr to Renir than
{ Is 10 Renounce'
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-25

1t will not cost You one cent to make
The Highest Bidder WILL WIN IT.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-25
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-25

exacting. but Just. ruling them as the
men of the. desert could only be ruled.
with the mailed fist Generous rough
nesSes were recorded of him. and il
the attitude o. the men was somewhat
tempered by wholesome fear II Was
none the less loyal.
Hence when he entered the round
house Industrious silence supplanted
the discussion of the superintendent
case CHANGING at the group of engine
men. he beekoned to Judson. When
the discharged engineer had followed
him across the turntable he faced
about and said. not too crisply: so
your sins have found you out one more
time. have they, John: What Is 1t
this time-thirty days"
Judson shook his head gloomily.
NO; I'm down and out"
''Lidgerwood made it final. did he?
Well, you can't blame him.
''You hain't heard me saying any
thing. have your" was the surly re-
joinder.
mo. but it isn't In human nature to
forget these little things" Then sud
denly. where were you day before
yesterday between noon and O'Clock
about the time you should have been
taking your train out?"
Judson had a needle-Iike mind when
the alcohol was out Of it. and the sud-
den query made him dissemble.
about 10 O'Clock l was playing pool
in Rafferty's place with the butt end Of
the cue After that things got kind of
haZy."
We'll. want you to buckle down
and think hard. Don't you remember
going over to Cat Riggs' about noon
and sitting down at one Of the empty
card tables to drink yourself stiff
Judson could not have told under
the thumbscrews why he was prompt
ed to tell Gridiey plain lie But he
did it.
II can't remember" he denied Then
the needle pointed brain got in its
work. and be added. "Whyw
Il saw you there when | was going
up to dinner You called me in to tell
me what you were going to do to
Lidgerwood If he slated you for getting
drunk. Don't you remember it?''
Judson was looking the master me-
chanic fairly in the eyes when he said,
mo; don't remember a thing about
that"
TRY again." said Gridley. and now
the shrewd gray eyes under the brim
of the soft rolled felt hat held the en-
sineer helpless.
II guess--I do-remember it-now,"
said Judson slowly. trying. still inef-
fectually. to break Gridley's masterful
eye hold upon him.
Il thought you would" said the
master mechanic without releasing
him. And you probably remember
also that took you out into the street
and started you home"
Yes" said Judson, this time with
out hesitat ton.
We'll. keep on remembering 1t.
You went home to Maggie, and she
put you to bed That is what you are
to keep in mind
Judson had broken the curious eye
grip at last. and again he said,
"WhyY'
Gridley hooked his finger absently
in the engineers buttonhole.
Because if you don't a man named
Rufford says he'll start lead mine in
you. heard him say 1t last night
overheard him. should say; that's
all /"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-25

State Of Florida,
Marion County.
Before the undersigned authority
personally came David S. Woodrow.
Edwin w Davis. b. H. Seymour and
D. Mel Ferguson TO me severa1ly
known, and known by me to be the
persons who executed the foregoing
articles Of Incorporation. who several
= acknowledg ed to me each for him.
ment for the uses and purposes there
in set forth and expressed and that he
subscribed for the amount of capital
stock set opposite his name, in the
IN witness whereof / have hereunto
set my hand and official seal this the
18th day Of July. A %. 1911.
tSeal} Geo w Martin.
Notary Public.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-25

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NOTICE OF INTENTION TO AP.
PLY FOR LETTERS PATENT

Notice is hereby given that four
weeks after the first publication Of
this notice, the undersigned will ap
ply TO the governor of the state of Flo
rida for letters patent incorporating
under the following proposed charter
David S. Woodrow.
Benz. H. Seymour.
Edwin W. Davis.
D. Mel Ferguson
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-08-25
CHARTER OF THE FLORIDA CEN
TRIAL LAND COMPANY
ARTICLE

ARTICLE I.
The name of this corporation shall
be FLORIDA CENTRAL LAND COM
PANY, and its principal place Of bust
ness shall be in the city Of Ocala. Mar
ion county, Florida, but il may estab-
lish Offices and agencies else where
either within the state of Florida or
outside of it.
ARTICLE II.
The general nature of the business
20 be transacted by this corporation
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Value $4,000

DROP HEAD, AUTOMATIC LIFT.
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THE CABINET II selected Quarter Sa
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Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15
SYNOPSIS.

A foolish young tenderfoot becomes
fascinated with the bold. artful wife OF 9
drunken prospector in western mining
town: They prepare to elope IN nhn no
ing blizzard but are confronted by the
maudlin husband. He is shot by the
note t. the body taking the crime .ns
falls exhausted; the youth puts her
on his own and follows hanging to the
stirrup strap. Seeing he is an impedi-
ment. the woman thrusts her escort into
2 snow drift and rides on, Half frozen
20 the train bears the woman away;
Twenty-Five years later. this man. George
Gormly, IL q multi millionaire in New
York. He meets Eleanor Haldane.
beautiful and wealthy settlement worker,
and co-operates with her in her work.
line and finds himself frustrated in pier
and track extension plans by grating al
dermeH. backed by the Gotham Traction
Company. An automobile accident on q
stormy Christmas eve brings the Hal
danes to his country home. Gormly
makes the marooned party comfortable
In a confidential talk with Gormly. Miss
and longs that he shall benefit mankind
with his wealth and business talents. He
determines to do so and announces that
he will be mayor of New York and re-
deem the city from corruption. Mr.. Ha!-
dane in long desired interview with
Gormly makes an indirect proposition TO
compromise the fight which the latter has
the Gotham Traction company. and which
Haldane is suspected Of being the head:
Gormly boldly announces his plan OF
campaign to Haldane.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15
Remarkable "Remedv.~

Humanity has always had a weak.
ness for medical prescriptions. Here,
for example. is an old Scotch remedy
Tor consumption that was once much
In vogue. You catch twenty.one large
earthworms which must be "wined
Clean" Soak them in a quart of old
Malaga for twelve hours. Then drain
them on and add to tho wine a alicoA'
nutmeg. little saffron, and a piece
OF gold leaf. 1t was to be taken n
large glasses "as long as you thinL
convenient" By leaving out the earth.
worms 1t Is easy to believe that tn,
was good and comfortable medic.-
and that 1t would prove Convenient
Tor quite long time. Another f.vor
ite remedy was the baked lunss -
iox mixed with white sugar. etesn
In water and bottled !.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

people of New York who have deolt
Haldane. her curiosity getting tho De.-
ter Of her discretion.
1T IL here!" said Gormly, extending
to her copy of The New York Planet
Of Christmas morning, which had been
brought over from the station by sps-
| cial messenger by his direction.
THE morning paper!" exclaimed the
girl, with q laugh.
Not so much the morning paper, in
teresting though it usually is. but
something that appears therein"
What is that?"
ALLOW me-"
He took the paper from her. opened
it until he came to the advertising Sec
ton, and then handed it back to her.
In bold type covering a whole page
she read the following:
"Mr. George Gormly offers himself to
the people of New York as a candidate
for the mayoralty in the forthcoming
election. Mr.. George Gormly submits
the following as his platform:
Honest administration OF the laws in
the interest of the people; the preser-
walton Of all the rights and privileges
of the people; the operation of the
public franchises by the people, or II
by corporations, the due safeguarding
of the rights Of the people; the aboli-
ton of graft; a non-partisan admins
tration in which Honesty" and Hon
orr shall be the watchwords. which
shall be conducted on business prin-
ciples in the ancient and admirable
acceptance of those words.
"Mr. George Gormly pledges his bust.
ness and personal honor, which the
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

vaguely; but for persons in-er-
trade"
YES" said DR.. Deveaux. politics an
a rule Is made up of barter and sale
l believe"
IT that's the case," interposed
young Haldane facetiously. "I'll get ia,
Their to buy me the Office. and"
/ His sister turned on him contemptu.
ously. Livingstone" she said. this
Is serious matter. The people OF
New York have been robbed right and
left in every way. Everybody knows
that. We have the worst administra
ton that has ever disgraced the city
Mr.. Gormly. for the sake Of the PEG
pie, Is going to try to make things dif
ferent"
"They all say that" laughed Living
tone. Il don't mean anything person.
al of course. Mr.. Gormly."
Say whatever you like, Mr.. Hal
dane." returned Gormly composedly
Il expected that the notice would
cause discussion; indeed l wrote II
for that purpose. And while much
that you have said. DR.. Deveaux
about politicians and the political sit
uation is generally true, 1 wish 20 a.
sure you that l reserve barter and
trade for my business, and If l can
not be elected by the votes Of the
people on q plain, straightforward 10
sue such as present, then l shall
cheerfully devote the rest of ny life
to minding my own business"
The man who minds his own hust
nesa," said Haldane the elder, wha
had entered unobserved by the rest u
the grouD. and I'D listened leps
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

portant chapter of history. Three
final scenes were the three presenta-
tons to the people outside the castle.
from high points In different towers,
of the newly invested prince. in his
garb of purple and ermine, by his
father and mother, King George v.
and Queen Mary.
What day it was for the old coun-
" town of rock-ribbed Carnarvon-
shire! How the pride Of Wales was
stirred and its heart touched! The
flower OF the peerage was there-the
men In their court velvets, the ladies
in their satins and pearls. London's
mightiest we're delighted to be the
guests Of Carnarvon-this little COM
munity Of simple souls on the Seinout.
Carnarvon saw by the hundreds, in
gorgeous concentrations, the most
magnificent uniforms known to the
world. And Carnarvon saw much
more. 1t saw the king and queen
come, bringing their beautiful chill
dren, and had the father and mother
present to it their eldest son as
prince!
Altogether 1t was fine imperial bust
ness. The Welshman does not like
the Englishman; to mix their temper
aments is to mix water and oil. Wales
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

Indeed" began Mrs. Haidane loftiIy.
surveying Gormly through her lorg.
nstte, II am quite surprised"
II think it's awfully Jolly" broke n
Miss Stewart, who had followed the
elder woman into the hall. II didn't
know that gentlemen mingled in pol.
tides as a rule. thought II was Ill
reserved for tho Eachem society"
What you don't know about the pol
itics of New York would Ill large
book, Miss Stewart" said Livingstone
Haldane, who had entered the room
with DR.. Deveaux at the same time.
II am afraid it will be sad day for
the men," said the doctor, when the
women begin to take intelligent inter
est in men. not merely a. men but
as politicians"
What has started the political d.
cussion?" queried young Haldans.
"Mr. Gormly has," answered his sis
tor. HE has announced himself -
candidate for mayor of New York"
And said that l never knew that
gentlemen went into politics." inter
posed Miss Stewart.
~They often enter" said the doctor.
''as gentlemen; but intrequently leave
with the same degree"
That's right" answered Living
stone. 1T is rather q nasty game to
play"
But don't you think" asked Gormly,
that II . few more gentlemen would
play 1t, it would become . cleaner
gamer"
"Of course, 1t would" assented the
vivacious Miss Stewart. "Mr. Hal
dane. why don't you enter it your
self"
by Jove!" exclaimed the young
man, that wouldn't be half bad idea,
would it, sis? Fathers always talk
ing to me about a career and all that.
l wonder why that wouldn't be good
camel"
Its expensive enough as a pas
time" said DR.. Dreveaux, Ito rank
with horse racing and automobiling
and other pleasant enjoyments of the
harmless rich"
Il should not think" said Mrs. Hal
dane ponderously, "of allowing my son
to-associate himself with"
Mother" cried her daughter. you
forget that Mr.. Gormly-"
Quite SO. quite &c." said the lady
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

I democratic love feast. The living. hu-
man suggestion was intensified when
the king and queen. the prince and
Princess Mary, with her simple frock
and fluffy hair, sat under the canopy
and glanced from one to the other
like happy family.
The king, in admiral's uniform,
looked as brown as any sailor of his
fleet. The queen was in a plain. neat
fitting dress Of pale-green silk, embroi-
dered with lace and accentuated BY
stripes of black satin about the bod
Ice. Her moderate sized hat was dec
GRATED with white feathers. Her ap-
pearance was most graceful and most
motherly. The Welsh, having keen
eyes for sympathetic faces, displayed
again and again their lively admira-;
ton of the queen. AS Prince Edward
knelt on a footstool before his father
to receive from the kings hands the
mantle, sword, ring and coronet, his
head was bent and the back of his
neck, not quite far enough under the
canopy to be shaded, looked as II 1t
were blistering in the sun. The boys
straight, fair hair was combed fiat
over his head. His surcoat or tunic
Of royal purple. drawn in at the waist
with purple band, and with a fringe
of ermine on the skirt. was very beau
tiful. His white satin tights, white
silk stockings and patent leather
pumps revealed a boyish figure of
ko III
face. oval and boyish, is emphatically
attractive. He is almost as tall as
his father and promises to develop
into man Of much sturdier appear
ance.
The queen is distinctly taller than
the king. Princess Mary might be any
sweet little school girl of fine birth.
The most dazzling scene of the day
was when the king and queen, leading
Prince Edward in his trained mantle
OF tnvestiture, stepped from under the
canopy into the full blaze of the slant
Ing western sun. The answering
showers of diamond light were almost
too much for the naked eye.
The color food in the castle sur
passed In richness anything else that
has been seen in connection with the
coronation. The great choir of Welsh
women, sitting or standing in a square
on lofty seats at the east end of the
castle. was dressed in high black hats,
with narrow vivid green bands and
scarlet capes. Scarlet and gold uni
forms appeared in spots throughout
the throng of 10000 people. The uni
forms about the royal canopy made a
center Of color SO intense as to pain
the eyes. The women, from end to
end Of the castle, held parasols Of
every imaginable hue. The dresses
and hats exhausted the solar spec.
trum. The final touches to the as
cending scene was afforded by the
trumpeters on the tower heights. in
their gold coats and peaked purple
caps, holding their silver trumpets
draped with embroidered silk. Only
one thing was above them-the royal
standard floating from the vertical
nagstaf on the apex Of Eagle tower.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

has felt neglected. Nominally the
little country had prince. but what
was the use? Did he ever come to
Wales? Was he ever seen under the
shadow Of Snowdon? Did he know any
thing about Welsh history or the
Welsh heart? Wales was left out Of
imperial itineraries. It was not a
people, had on troubles, possessed no
sensibilities. Wales was a bunch Of
mountains and hills! So, cherishing
its heroic memories, conserving it's
high spirited and potent individuality.
Wales regarded England with sullen
dislike Finally came a king with
ideas in his head and energy In his
veins and in one day he repaired the
omission of centuries! Wales now
has a prince and great London must
come to little Carnarvon to see the
cornet placed on his royal head!
Carnarvon was as real, as much
alive, as an American county fair. The
ladies of the peerage perspired freely
and carried good old Welsh dust on
their silken slippers! The crowd was
so thick that motor cars and car.
riages were out Of the question and
the superbly gowned and shod peer.
esses had to walk just like the little
women In the streets who were talk
ing Welsh! 1t was an all-around get.
ting together Welsh day, and
Welsh days are for everybody, high
and low. The talk inside the castle
this vast. oblong. roofless pile of stone,
with its thirteen polygonal walls and
the sun beating down into 1t from
morning to night without pity-the
talk here was among all kinds Of
ssople, giving he impression Of q
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

with him for q quarter of a century
have had ample opportunity of testing.
that. If elected. he will administer the
affairs Of the city honestly and with
the same care and ability with which
he has striven to carry on his own
business to the satisfaction Of the pub
lie. He would advise the voters, II
they are in doubt as to what his bust
ness methods are. to refer to their
mothers. sisters. wives, and daughters
who have been patrons Of his store.
I'm the hope thdG better days are
drawing for New York, Mr.. George
Gormly has the honor to wish his
friends, and those whom he must to
his great regret characterize as his
enemies. very Merry Christmas and
a happy and prosperous New Year."
Eleanor Haldane read this extraor-
binary announcement aloud. Then she
handed the paper back to him and
extended her hand. joyfully exclaim-
ing,
1T is perfectly splendid. It's the
finest thing have ever heard. Moth
ing could have delighted me more.
am 80 glad to see you irrevocably
committed to the step! am sure you
will be elected. and"
What. my dear child" broke in thu
cold voice of Mrs. Haldane, who was
just descending the stairs. rs giving
you such Joy. may ask?"
Mother" said the young woman,
turning to her and lifting the paper
from the table. what do you think ?
Mr.. Gormly has announced himself as
candidate for mayor Of New York q
the spring election"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1911-09-15

T Carnarvon castle, Carnar-
Won, Wales, the investiture OF
Prince Edward Of Wales
passed from a glowing spec
tacle into a brilliant and i'm
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-06-23
FAXED ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIS.
COVERIES

There is so much public interest
in the extraordinary reports Of gol-
den antiquities found by the British
diggers in the tombs of the kings
and Solomons Temple and in the
Moslem riots in Jerusalem that it is
well to give the latest trustworthy
news received from Professor Refs
ner, who has been excavating IN
Samaria, and from Professor C. r.
Brown, who is now in charge of the
American School of Archaeology in
jerusalem 1t would be curious to
read just now the Arabic and Hebrew
journals published in Syria and Pal
estine, for they would be full of most
ridiculous stories. There is no
doubt that the Turkish Governor of
Jerusalem was heavily bribed to give
his consent to the proclamation of the
Omar Mosque by the excavation 81
the English party, and the custodian
Of the Mosque was also bribed. Over
what is called the Sacred Rock there
is a marble slab that sounded hollow
and was thought to cover an old els
| tern. This was removed and search
was made for passages under it. The
| English excavators, who had beer
working at Ophel, moved the stone
and did what they could. but they
were seen and a fuss was made. and
| the Englishmen took carriage tc
Jaffa and boarded their yacht anj
escaped but their Italian lawyer was
arrested, the sheiks of the Mosque
are in prison, and the head man is
in irons and barely escaped lynching
Nothing could have proved the unfit
ness of these gentlemen for the arch
geological research better than the
fact that they thought to find valu
able objects in such place and wer,
willing to take the risk involved il
entering it. They have steadily re
fused permission to competent schol
ars to visit their work, and an expo
dition of this sort is merely destruct
i've to historical material. Captain
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-06-23

J. Hall, S. Bonde, w. M. Johnson, John
Williams, Henry Bischoff, Christian
Andrews, David Kalaui, r. T. Rich.
ard, L, V. Canario, Sam Hall, Harry
Joseph.
Grand jury. J. Sullivan, David
kahaaio, John Ross, Frank Vierra, r.
7. S. Richard, Samuel Kalua, w. Ke.
liinui, Paul Bartels, Sam Haolohe, A.
Kapfenberg, ]. NJ. Jordan, p. V. Knud-
sen, ]. T. Lewis, J. G. Serrao, John T.
Moir, J. K. White, e. F. Patten, w. K
keliihoomalu, c. b. Miles, Sam Moses
James Haa, Ella Naihe, J. o. Peter.
son.