Gilpin observer., 1911-08-31
OBSERVATIONS
A married man is lady's man.
Duel, and null urill Syat a man .u.a.,s1

1t flood your heart.
Let's build more insane asylums and
have less legislative sessions.
The fellow who is grabbing every
thing else won't take advice.
We understand the market trust is
trying to hog the pork market.
If you are ever so foolish as to
borrow trouble, never try to return
it.
Getting mad just gives the other
fellow a chance to get ahead of you.
When the worm turns, it is some
times good turn for the early bird.
There will be no plain clothes cops
when women get on the police force.
The man who can fool himself is
certainly gullible.
Most of us find at certain times
that we have too many friends.
Don't soft-soap your friends SO
much that it gets into their eyes.
Don't squeez the Goddess of Lib
erty SO hard that you neglect your
wife
The automobile will soon be within
the reach of all 1t reached a few
poor dodgers the past year.
How many are there who can re-
peat the last presidents message ver-
batim?
The cheerful man does not have as
many ills of the flesh as the crouch
call it Christian Science, or what
ever you will
Every time you make resolution
and don't keep it, your will power
comes weaker.
A pallbearer at Georgia funeral
became engaged to the widow while
the funeral was being conducted. The
early bird catches the worm.
Why should man strive to, deserve
woman's love, when q religious liber-
tine like See can have half a dozen
women fairly intelligent chasing after
him?
No proud mother will admit that
any other children ever had chicken
pox or measles half as hard as hers.
About as impudent locking 4 thing
as a person can imagine is a street
gamin with wart on his turned-up
nose.
When woman gets a husband by
mail, she should take care to see that
he hasn't been through the dead let
ter office.
A pessimist is man who isn't con.
tented unless the world is going to
the demnition bow-wows.'
There's nothing wrong with the
world as long as you and l are sat
isfied with it.
Culture is what makes you act jus.
ordinary when with just ordinary
people.
There isn't anything that looks
mere cool and comfortable than a
woman in a low-necked. short-sleeved
dress sitting beside her hubby SWEET
ering in a boiled shirt and starchei /
cravat
An equitable manner of assess
ment might be to tax man accord
| ingly to the valuation declared when
he takes out fire insurance.
Discretion is wise thing-but
there is such thing as too mitch
caution.
The kind of wife man has is
clearly indicated by the way he starts
for home.
Happy marriages depend much on
what kind of wife you get-and just
as much on what kind of a husband
your wife gets.
A Massachusetts scientist claims
that he can photograph thought. and
he intends to use his process in max
ing moving pictures. He will find some
subjects in Washington that wont be
very good subjects in the moving pic
ture line.
! You never yet saw man so proud
of his wife that he warted her To
wear shcrt skirts when other men
We're around.
Col. Roosevelt never lived in a
crowded community, or he might be
less aggressive in his support of an
ti-race suicide.
An eastern young womep's club pro
poses that young ladies wear Don't
Kiss Me- signs to protect them from
the horrid male men. We, for one,
are not superstitious.
a Pennsylvania recently gained
notoriety by playing the piano for
thirty-six consecutive hours. A man
who does a thing like that is bound
to be talked about. especially by his
neighbors
An easy way to settle property
line disputes would be TO have the
dlsputants pull the weeds on their
own property. The line would be very