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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

One Of the oldest sounding acci-
dents was that TO well known New
York newspaper man named Frank
Jones, who telephoncd TO the office
that he would not come to work, as
he had cut his foot while shaving.
investigation proved that he had
dropped his razor and stepping back
ward, had trodden on 1t, says the
New York World.
Chester Turner, of Hanover. Mass,
aWoke on the morning of December
10, and found he could not move. lie
had dislc,ated his hip while asleep.
Patrolman Edward S, Gardner of
Traffic Squad c. New York, dis
mounted from his horse at the Broad
way-Forty Second crossing. slapped
his cold hands together to stimulate
circulation, and dislocated his shoul-
der.
The experience of Chester Turner and
Patrolman Gardner illustrate the fact
that It does not take a great deal to
unset a Joint All that is necessary
being just the right sort Of a little
twist or wrench at just the right place
and given in just the right way
Thousands of women are daily
curling their back hair without meet
ing accident, and yet not long ago n
woman dislocated her shoulder doing
that very thing. And, again, a Miss
Edith Bodman, Of Springfield, Mass,
had her shoulder dslocated and her
right arm broken by tripping on the
train OF her gown and falling to the
floor.
Instances OF people Nawnlng their
Jaws out Of Joint are numerous. Louis
II. Hurry Of Asbury Park, an In
surance agent, yawned one evening
until he exp rienced a double disloca-
tion Of the Jaw, and a doctor had a
good Job Of setting II again.
John Deakln, Of No. 1896 Atlantic
avenue, Brooklyn, had a little differ
cnt experience, however; he yawnud
until he dislocatcd his shoulder. And
Miss Alys Cushing, OF Denver. awals-
Ing one morning, stretched and yawn.
ed until she unjointed her neck and
II took osteopath to get II back into
place again.
Emil WllIi6 ms, OF No. 10 West
Eighteenth street, New York, yawned
and yawned until there was a click
and hitch, and he couldn't shut his
mouth again. He ran into the street
and began making such queer signs
that a passerby called a policeman,
who was finally made to understand
that the man was suffering from n
dislocatlon of the Jaw and sent In
an ambulance call Before the arrl-
val Of the ambulance, however, the Of
ficer thought he would try an expert
ment on the sufferer, and taking his
night stick he hit Williams a short
sharp rap on the jaw, and Immediate
ly the greater maxilliary snapped back
into place, and when the surgeon
came he examined the Joint and
found It all right,
The hobple skirt claimed several
victims. Not long ago Miss Wlnifrod
Lawrence OF Milwaukee, in trying 70
take long steps In order 20 clear a
small mud puddle, was trlpped by her
hobblo skirt, thrown violently to the
pavement and received badly
spralned ankle. But an even more
recent case Is that OF Miss Jane Cum
ming, Of No. 173 West Forty Fifth
street New York, who was trippcd
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

fragette doubles up her little fist and
swuts a London bobby in his optic the
injury is called "francheyes" by the
faoetlous ambulance surgeon, It's n
new kin dof accident and requires
distinctive name. There are lots of
queer accld entR, however which have
regular old-fashioned names. Men
have dslocated their shoulders rails
Ing tn conviylal glass. Not 80 long
ago a Quick-lunch patron fell off a
high stool, dislooated his wrist and
nearly swa,lowed silver spoon, n
soldier dlslocated his ankle when on
the Gol BILE quick. If all the cases OF
out of joint that have been recorded
at lhe hospitals recently were to be
cyr lined In one ward the beds might
appropriately be marked laughing,
yawning, curling lion, dancing, hobble
skirt etc.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26
Tnlsn. Oklnhomn. Mnrch 2A mn

Tulsa, Oklahoma, March "a. 1911.
TO our mlny friends and the pub
lie: It mas been rumored by certain
persons that the charter Of Glen Camp
No. js79, Royal Ne!ghbors OF Amer
'ca Is not leg1l and same would not be
beneficial. For the interest OF those
concerned this is n malicious false
hood and such statements have only
leen made as n cowardly attack upon
the character Of our order.
For veriflcltlon Of the statement
address Supreme oracle, Mrs. Lima
NJ. Collins, St, Pau, MINI.
Given this 24th day OF March, 1911,
under the seal Of Glenn Camp No
$3.50, X. n. Of a.
FANNIE NORTON, Recorder.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

Des Molnes, Iowa, March 25.--Sen-
ator a. = Cummins, IN an address
tonight TO 400 members Of the Grant
Club assailel the Canadian reciproc.
ity agreement which President Taft
has called an extra session OF Con-
gress to consider, and insisted that
the agreem snt should be amended IN
important particulars before ratified
by their country.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26
l.astcr Millinery Opening.

On next Tuesday March 2Sth, will
inaugUrate our Easter millinery open
ing beautiful dress hats, chic, snap
py and stylish. All reasonably priced.
The prism Of fashion has scattered
rays of inspiration into every nook
and corner of our millinery parlors.
Everybody welcome. Johnson MILL
nery Co., East Third st., rooms 3-S.
adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26
TULsANs TALK AT PAwHUsKA.
Mayor Martin J. ". Orr and Captain
P0scgate Conquer Big Crowd.

Special to the World
Pawhuska, Okla, Mar. 25,--Tho
Tulsa "triunphirate" came, saw and
conquered a pretty large audience at
the district court room last evening.
Mayor Martins address wls brlm full
Of sound logic ana sound advice.
Banker Orr, who Is sort OF Mark
Twain, was exceedingly witty and in
structive. Captain Posegate filled his
part OF the progmm very satisfactor-
ily.
Many Pawhuskans have better
opinion Of commission form OF city
government since they heard II SO ably
explained by Mayor Martin.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

Before you furnish tnat house, sup
pose you nkure with The cyclone,
Tcey have gpoo suhstantltl furniture
and viii save ycl money. adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

The Cyclone sells furniture, stoves.
rugs and cooking utensils. They sell
both new and second hand goods. Tney
sell either for cash or on terps. No
bigger prices to our credit customers
adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

Houston & Co.'S line Of gas ranges
and stoves are uneQuallod. They
guarantee them. adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

Others say theyl loan. We have
the money to build tnat home. Brown
Investment CO., Boston and Second.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

our rcfr'gerators are the best.
Houston 4 Co. adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

The cyclone saves folks money on
furniture. They sell on terms adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-03-26

Our customers are satisfied. Ash
them. Houston g. CO. ad,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03

and why l have leisure to write you
three days after landing. If the sit
uation were not so ridiculous, 1t would
be maddening. Here I am, of for a
holiday and congratuiating myself
that / am foot free and heart free
yes, my friend. heart free-here am,
shut in the house of a man / never
saw until last night, and wouldn't
care If never saw again, with lot
Of people who never heard of me, who
are almost equally vague about South
America, who play as hard at bridge
as / ever worked at building one
forgive this, won't you? the novelty
has gone to my head, and who belong
to the very class of e1travagant, lux
ury-loving, non-producing parasites
isn't that what we called them?) that
Andean pinnacle.
To come down to earth: Here we
are, six women and five men, includ-
ing a policeman, not a servant in the
house, and no one who knows how to
do anything They are really i'm
mensely interesting, these people:
They all know each other very well,
and 1t is Jimmy" here. and Dial"
there-Dallas Brown, who went to
India with me; you remember my
speaking Of him-and they are good
natured, too. except at meal times.
The little hostess. Mrs. Wilson, took
over the cooking, and although lunch
con was better than breakfast, the
food still leaves much to the magma
ton.
wish you could see this Mrs Will
son, Hal You would change a whole
lot of your ideas. She is a thorough
bred. sure enough. and If course some
OF her beauty is the result of the ex-
quisite care about which you and l.
still from our Andean pinnacle-used
to rant. But the fact is, she is more
than that She has fire. and pluck, no
end. If you could have seen her this
morning, standing in front of a cold
kitchen range, determined to conquer
II, and had seen the tilt OF her chin
when offered to take over the cook
ing-you needn't grin: / can cook. and
you know it-you would understand
what ! mean. II was so clear that she
was paralyzed with fright at the idea
of getting breakfast. and equally clear
that she meant to do It. BY the way.
l have learned that her name was Nc
Nair before she married this would-be
artist, Wilson. and that she is a dangh-
ter Of the McNair who financed the
Cailao branchi
have not met the others so init
mately There are two sisters named
Mercer, inclined to be noisy-they are
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03

that night Ice water. he had SAID.
But there had been plenty OF water In
the studio. And he had told me II
was the furnace
Mr.. HARRISON came hack in half
hour, and / remembered the eggs. We
fished them out of the tea kettle and
they were perfectly hard. but we ate
them.
The doctor from the board of health
came that morning and yaccinated US.
There was great deal of excitement,
and Aunt Selma was done on the arm.
AS she did not affect evening clothes
this was entirely natural, but later on
in the week, when the wretched things
began to take. nobody dared to limp,
and Leila made a terrible break by
wearing a bandage on her left arm,
after telling Aunt Selma she had been
vaccinated on the right
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
Ellen Terry,s Joke.

When Ellen Terry was presented
with a Founders gold medal at the
New theater, New York, recentiy-an
honor conferred In recognition of her
great services to dramatic art-she
was called upon to make a speech Of
acceptance. 1t so happened that the
actress was exceedingly hoarse and
she was therefore forced to cut her
remarks short. So she told this story:
"A friend Of mine once bought a par
rot and gave much money for 1t with
the understanding that 1t could speak
fiuently. but when he reached home
with it he found to his dismay that
the bird was dumb. SO he took It
back. This parrot cannot say word,
he said Indignantly to the bird fancier
1t can't talk at all Talk the deal.
er exclaimed. Come TO think OF it,
know it cant, but it's a devil to
think"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
CHAPTER VII.
correspondents, pepartment.

Correspondents Department.
The following letters were found in
the house post box after the lifting Of
the quarantine, and later were pre-
scented to me by their writer's, bound
in white kid 1.-THE letters, not the au-
thors, Of course).
From Thomas HARRISON. late engi-
neer Of bridges, Peruvian trunk lines,
South America, TO Henry LIewellyn.
care of Union Nitrate company.
Iquique. Chilli
Dear Old Man:
think l was fully week trying to
drive out of my mind my last glimpse
Of you with your sickly grin, pretend
ing to be tiekled to pieces that the
only white man within 200 miles OF
your shack was going on a holiday.
You old buffer! l used to hang over
the rail of the steamer, on the way
up, and see you standing as I left you
beside the car with its mule and the
Indian driver, and behind you a mil
lion miles of soul-destroying pampa.
Never mind. Jack; sent yesterday by
mail steamer the cigarettes, pipes and
tobacco, canned goods and poker
chips. Put in some magazines, too,
and the collars Don't know about the
ties-guess it won't matter down
there.
Nothing happened on the trip. One
of the engines broke down three days
out and / spent all my time below
decks for 48 hours. Chief engineer
raving with D. rs. Got the engine
fixed in record time, and haven't got
my hands clean yet 1t was bully.
With this / send the papers, which
viii tell you how / happen to be here,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
asToNIsHED THE 4oLD NAM
HIs 'Rah 'Rah Son by No Means the
DUDE He Had Hitherto
Seemed TO Sc.

The new governor of a western
state has two sons. One Is big and
husky like his father, but the other is
more slight; and at times he rather
yexes his father by his affection OF
'rah-rah boy clothes and a general air
OF lassitude and dudishness.
The two sons and the father were
in the library one night and the name
Of prizefight referee came into the
conversation. The 'rah-'rah boy had
been sitting by. twiddling his thumbs,
but his ears pricked up at the mans
name. and he drawIed: II rather like
that chap. He's all right"
What do you know about him ?"
the other brother asked, rather con-
temptuously.
"Oh, he gave me a shade the best
OF IL one night"
Gave you the best OF it?" botl
father and brother shouted.
Yes; you see, fight under the
name OF Young Ryan and he counted
pretty slow one time when / was
down. Saturday Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
The suhtIety Of Him.

John. dear" said Mabel. as her lord
and master entered the house, 'T'va
just had letter from mother, and
she is coming TO visit us. 1t is a pref
ty expensive trip for little Muddy, and
l wondered If we couldn't help her out
little.'
"Of course we can" said John. Civ
ing his wife generous kiss. "Just
you write and tell her that I'll be only
too glad to pay for her railroad ticket
back home again as soon as she de.
cides to go"-Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
oopyriEhtISos, By the BobSsxsrrin 90.
SYNOPSIS.

James Wilson or Jimmy az he is called
by his friends. Jimmy was Fotund and
looked shorter than he really was. His
ambition in life was to be taken seriously.
but people steadily refused to do SO. his
art is considered a huge joke. except TO
himself. II he asked people to dinner ev-
eryone expected a frolic. Jimmy marries
Bella Knowles; they live together year
and are divorced Jimmy's friends ar
range to celebrate the first anniversary
OF his divorce. The party is IN full swing
when Jimmy receives telegram from his
Aunt Selma, who will arrive In four hours
to visit him and his wife. Jimmy gets his
funds from Aunt Selma and after he mar
ries she doubles his allowance. He neg
iects TO tell her OF his divorce. Jimmy
takes Kit into his confidence. ne tries TO
devise some way so that his aunt will not
learn that he has no longer a wife. He
suggests that Kit play the hostess for one
night. be Mrs. Wilson pro tenn. Aunt Sc
lima arrives and the deception works out
as planned. Jim's Jap servant is taken
Ill. Bella. Jimrny's divorced wife. enters
the house and asks Kit who is being Ia
ken away In the ambulance? Bella insists
Il is Jim. Kit tells her Jim Is well and is
In the house. Bella tells Kit II wasn't
Jap servant HARRISON steps out on the
porch and discovers a man lacking
card on the door. He demands an ex-
PLANTATION. The man points TO the placard
ana HARRISON sees the word ssSmallpox''
printed on II. The guests suddenly realize
their predicament. the women shed tears.
the men consider Il good Joke. Harbi,
son pleads with Kit to tell him The real
situation OF things. She finally tells him
OF Bella's incarceration IN the basement
The all important question arises as TO
who is to prepare the meals and perform
the other household duties. HARRISON I'm
ally solves the matter. He writes out
slips containing the various departments
OF his or her duties Kit attempts to
make an omeIet for Aunt Selma. but fails
in the attempt and is in a very nervous
state when HARRISON comes to her rescue
and tells her how to make It.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
CHILDREN AFFECTED
BY Mothers Food and Drink.

Many babies have been launched
into life with constitutions weakened
by disease taken In with their moth
ers' milk. Mothers cannot be too care
full as TO the food they use while nurs-
ing their babes.
The experience of a Kansas City
mother is case in point:
Il was great coffee drinker from a
child, and thought could not do with
out 1t. But l found at last 1t was do
ing me harm. For years / had been
troubled with dizziness, spots before
my eyes and pain in my heart, to
which was added two years later, a
chronic sour stomach.
The baby was born Z months ago.
and almost from the beginning, 1t, too,
suffered from sour stomach. She was
taking it from met
In my distress l consulted a friend
OF more experience and she told me
to quit coffee. that coffee did not
make good milk. l have since ascer-
tanned that it really dries up the milk.
so. I quit coffee and tried tea and
at last cocoa. But they did not agree
with me. Then l turned to Postum
with the happiest results. 1t proved
to be the very thing I needed. 1t not
only agreed perfectly with baby and
myself, but it increased the flow of
my milk
MY husband then quit coffee and
used Postum and quickly got well OF
the dyspepsia with which he had been
troubled. no longer suffer from the
dizziness. blind spells, pain in my
heart OF sour stomach.
Nov we all drink Postum from nv
husband TO my seven months old
baby 1t has proved to be the best
hot drink we have ever used. We
would not give up Postum for the best
coffee we ever drank" Name given
by Postum Co. Battle Creek. Mich.
Get the little book, The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from tir.e 40 time. They
are genuine, ne, and full of human
Interest.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
wIfeIy sollettuds.

Appealing to the police to find her
husband. who went to work and had
not returned home at eight o'clock,
but requesting that the officers Meth
er arrest nor talk cross to him, a
woman left note in the hands of
Patrolman Hickerson at Sixth and Ed.
mond streets containing information
concerning the missing husband
The note In addition to giving a de-
scriptlon Of the missing man read
that the wife was worried nearly sick
because 1t was the first time that he
had done this"
Il don't want you to arrest him.
continued the note. Tell the police
TO please not talk cross to him."-St
Joseph Gazette
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
The Migration Of storks.

Reference has been made to the
departure Of the storks from Alsace.
The pathological bureau of Buda-
pest has recently published the re-
suits OF an interesting experiment.
To the leg of a number OF young
birds a light disk was attached. stat
ing the place of origin and in the
event of capture asking that the label
might be detached and forwarded TO
Budapest
The rings returned show that the
birds have reached Basutoland, the
Transvaal and Cape Colony. Unfor-
tunately only two of the ten captured
birds escaped death. Eight OF those
graceful creatures had fallen to the
Implying and unerTing aim OK the
sportsman. improperly SO called.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
GRO BE CoNTINUED.)
they Do Things Better in Francs

Thcy DO Ihin9s Better IN France.
1t is no easy matter to be married
in France. says F. Berkeley Smith,
in Success Magazine. One great
thing in favor of so sacred a cere-
mony is that it cannot be hastily per
formed. 1t is an event requiring
months of preparation, of the signing
of endless papers. the certificates OF
birth and the consent of parents, I'M
til at last the wedding day, which has
been arranged for to the entire salts
faction of every one concerned, in
GLIDING the legal authorities. arrives.
IL marriage is difficult, divorce is even
more so. There are no such romantic
and youthful adventures as clipping on
a s12 capital-handing ten to the
accommodating parsor and wiring for
forgiveness with the chang.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
That Awful Mrs. Jones.

Mrs. Smith-She is so unobserving!
Mrs. Brown-And always complain
Ing. The other day, while ballooning
near storm center, she collided with
rain cloud and reported to the au-
thorities that the driver Of an aero
plane sprinkler had splashed water all
over her best gowni-Widow.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
IF YOU HAVE A SICkLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that is
without sickness in the house now ana
then Is rare, and so It is important that
TO do IN the little emergencies that arise.
A child with a serious ailmeut needs q
doctor. II Is true. but in the majority Of
instances. as any doctor knows, the child
suffers from some Intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There Is no sense In giving II pin or
a remedy containing an cpiate, nor Is
flushing OF the bowels TO be always rec
commended. Rather give IL a small dose
OF mild, gentle laxative tGnic Ike Dr.
Caldweli's Syrup Pepsin. which, By clean
ing out the bowels and strengthening the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
One Happy Condition.

Wireless is a wonderful thing, isn't
It? It's going to take the place
Of everything-telegraph telephone,
thought transference-why, they even
transmit newspaper photographs that
way"
Yes, but there's one thing they'll
never do with wireless"
What's that?"
'Wire-pulling.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-03-03
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