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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
Hand. Roast to Governor wilson.

and Roast to Governor Wilson.
To the Editor OF the Evening Star;
During the last week or two, when
men interested in their State remained
at home and took up the political
cudgels in favor of their parties, our
Governor, Woodrow Wilson, was away
on a ballyhooing tour, telling the peo-
Pile of the United States that one,
Woodrow Wilson was the greatest show
on earth.
Woodrow Wilson found that wher-
ever he went he was greeted by big
and enthusiastic" crowds. He found
that the people of the middle West,
West and Southwest just fiocked to
see him.
Wilson forgets that William Jennings
Bryan also spoke to great throngs
whenever e made a speech, and that
he still draws big audiences. The Peer
less One" is a magnetic speaker. Peo-
pie like to hear him. Wilson, too. is
a gopd speaker, and people like to
hear him. but when it comes to elect
ing Bryan or Wilson-well, everybody
knows about the SNOWFALL.
Wilson will never sit in the White
House. He never should, He, accord
ing to his books, is opposed to or
gained labor; he is opposed to the
things organized labor stands for. Yet,
since he began campaigning he has
handed out a lot of "'soft soap" with
which to blind the eyes of the people.
Wilson will not be elected because
he does not play a game according to
the rules. The American people love a
fighter, love him dearly, but they are
sports enough to demand a fair fight,
n played according to the rules. VIII
son does not know how to do that. He
is ready to spike the man on base at
the slightest p~rovocation. Wilson will
not be the next or the next President
of the United States.
WILLIAM ARNOLD HAIGHT.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
EXAMPLE FOR NEWARK ENTERPRISE.

IT OIISlANA is about to undertake a great reclamation enter
- prise of a character similar to the meadow reclamation and
dock improvement project authorized by the voters of New
ark three years ago and held up ever since. by the Board of Works.
Nine million acres of alluvial prairie land in the Louisiana delta of
the Mississippi river are to be drained, irrigated and supplied with
a complete system of navigable canals, all leading to the world
harbor and market at New Orleans, with working capital to be
supplied from the sale of public improvement bonds. About 5000,
100000 of these bonds will be placed on the market. New Orleans
and the State will receive immense benefits from this State enter
prise, besides getting back the entire investment with big interest.
Newark will reap inealculable benefit from meadow and dock i'm
proyement if the enterprise is not strangled by the selfish interests
that are covertly opposing it.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Rev. Louis Shreve Osborne, of Park
place, this city, Is entertaining Miss
Elizabeth Osborne's fiance, Mr.. Lyon
Smith.
Mrs. Andrew ]. Hedges, of Broad
street, this city, has returned from
Brielle.
Mrs. Duane P. Cobb, of South Or
ange, will entertain at bridge on
Wednesday afternoon, November %.
Mrs. Charles Feick and family and
Mrs. Henry Thielen,, of this city, have
gone to New York to spend the winter.
Mrs. William r Bayrer, of Heller
parkway, this city, is entertaining her
niece, Miss Treva Howell, of Grenville.
Mr.. Frank E. Blake, of &c Whittlesey
avenue, East Orange, has returned
from a trip to Macon, Atlanta, Albany
and McRae, Ga.
-
Mr.. and Mrs. William D. Ripley and
family, OF this city, have returned from
their summer home at Como.
=
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward E. Allsopp, of
this city, nave returned from their
bungalow at Wanamassa.
The suffrage societies of New Jersey
will be "at home tomorrow afternoon
from 4 to Z at the Symphony Audito-
rum, this city. All interested in suf-
frage are invited to be present. The
committee in charge includes Mrs.
Abraham Van Wrinkle, Mrs. Everett
Colby. Mrs. Caroline B. Alexander, Mrs.
George vickers, Mrs, Samuel Clark,
Mrs. Fred II. Colvin, Mrs. Clara Lad
dey, Mrs. Maurice M. Decker and Miss
Belle Tiffany.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
SOCIAL NOTES
OF Newark and the Suburbs

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas r.. Creole. of
East Orange, will give a reception Fri
day afternoon, November II, in honor
of their daughter, Miss Esther Creole.
Miss Creole will be assisted by Miss
Louise Harrison, Miss Carol Beckwith
and Miss Florence Helmer. Miss
Emma Alexander, of Montclair, will
preside at the table.
The first in this seasons series of
musicales arranged by Mrs. Robert W.
Hawkesworth, of East Orange, will be
given at the women's Clubhouse, East
Orange, on November Ia.
8
Mr.. and Mr. Charles Mackin, of
Walnut street, this city, and the
Misses Jube, of Broad street, have re-
turned from Allenhurst.
=
Mrs. H. Alfred Marshall, of Dallas,
Texas. formerly of East Kinney street,
this city. is visiting her cousins, Miss
Jessie Joralemon and Miss Norma
Joralemon, Of 81 Orchard street, this
city.
Mrs. A. NJ. Pennington, formerly of
Minneapolis, Mimi. is residing with her
daughter, Miss Georgiana Pennington,
Al Watson venue, East Orange.
-
The Jersey Woman's Press Club will
meet this afternoon at the home of Miss
Maud E. Butler, ITO Booream venue
Jersey City.
y
Mrs. Albert Marsh Holbrook, of East
Park street. this city, is entertaining
DR.. and Mrs. Harry Houghton and
Mr.. Charles Holbrook Houghton, Of
Washington, D. c.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. Belle. of South
Sixteenth street, this city, are expected
home this week from California.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

off, dreaming of promotion. A few
minutes later he was back, with a fun
face smile that was eloquent Of TIL
umph.
Jobs like this hero don't take a
smart chap long" he remarked.
You're sure it happened at 4 o'clock.
ma'am?"
Yes. Have you caught the culpritx?"
We'll, not vet, ma'am," he answered.
"but I'm a-narrowin' II down all right
1t wasn't Bill Higgins. cause Bill was
killed by an automobile at half past
three"
He had read that q fellow shouid
never marry into a family where there
was a faint of insanity. So, for the
sake of future generations, he decided
that whatever his heart urged him TO
do his mind should be on guard.
When the lady of his choice said
Yes" he dutifuily sought the father.
Maybe hs was too precipitate. At any
rate. this Is what he said:
Your daughter has promised 10
marry me. May / ask If there is any
insanity in your family? ?"
The old man looked at him keAnfy.
There must be- was his emphatic
answer
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
Early s~horping.

To the Editor of the Evening Star:
Too much stress cannot be laid on
the advantage and comfort of early
Christmas shopping. Christmas will
be here in less than seven weeks. The
their new stock of holiday goods. The
comforts and advantages of early shop
ping are too evident to require expla-
nation. Why not JOIN the early shop
pers' brigade? ONE OF THEM.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Brown-My wife keeps me continu'
ally in debt asking me for things that
she knows I can't afford.
Jones-My wife hasn't asked me for
a thing since we were married.
Brown-What a jewell
Jones-Not quite. When she wants a
thing she never asks for It. She orders
1t. &.r
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
DINNER STORIES.

The policeman gazed long n
thoughtfully at the hole in Mrs.
P~arkington's parior window. Then he
produced a pocket-book and started
being a Sherlock Holmes.
You heard the crash at 4 oscioeissr
-Four O'clock" echoed the lady.
"You run to the door but saw no
body?"
Nobody"
After this question hs could taink
of no more questions. so he shut Up
his book with a snap M waaaced
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

1T1 HE socialistic municipal government in Milwaukee has adopted
a novel means of compelling a suburb to consent to annex
alton The city supplies aqueduct water to the large fac
tories in the place. An ordinance was passed prohibiting the
delivery of water to consumers in the suburbs after a certain date.
Then pledges were required from these consumrss that they would
not oppose annexation or influence others against ii. AS a ma.
jority remains obstinately opposed, factories may have to shut
down. New ideassof government are always being evolved in this
country.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
ANOTHER TRANSATLANTIC BALLOON

MI ELVN VANIMAN. who has now got as far as short trial
AVN flights at Atlantic City in his transatlantic dmgible bal
loon, is to have a rival from the other side, and no one
can tell which will get away first, the skipper of the Akron or
Herr Brucker, whose similar airship has arrived at a Berlin suburb
for tests. Brucker hopes to leave Tenerife for America at the
beginning of next year. Naniman may or may not have his big
gasbag in travelling shape by that time. 1t would be interesting
if the two Should meet and exchange greetings in midocean.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
From ACORNS GREAT OAKS DO grow.

I'D USINESS combination has at last filtered down to the five
i'd and ten cent stores. The combination controls 500 of these
stores in the United States. Great Britain and Canada.
From a little store in Lancaster, Pa. started by +. w. Woolworth,
the enterprise has developed into a corporation with %$65000,000
of stock capital, owning 600 stores in three countries. But in such
way many of the largest business enterprises of the present day
had their origin, The colossal edi6ee of the Prudential Life In
surance Company was started in the basement of the old State
National Bank and was erected by the genius of John +. DRYDEN.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Jim-Proposed to Miss Phocksy yet?
Herb-No. l asked her to play the
plano for me last night and she alb
solutely refused.
Ji1n-Great Scott, man! What greater
proof of her love for you do you re-
quire?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

that he was ready to
begin his march for
Atlanta and the sea
in four days, and
would then have a
union base of sup
plies on the Atlantic
of the Con-
federacy from which
to operate against
Lee and Johnston in
front and rear at the
same time.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
ENGLAND FACING ANOTHER T1E-Up.

TE NGLAND would not have a very merry Christmas with all
IL the railroad lines tied up. But that is the present dismal
prospect. One month of suspense, and then the votes will
be returnable ON the referendum submitted to the men by. the
British Railway Union on the question of a general strike. Such
is the abortive result of the attempt to settle last summers great
labor war by the appointment of a commission. Its report has
been rejected, aud the costly battle will almost inevitably have to
be fought all over again.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
eUsTAINEI
NBoUTM EN/
(eU

Edward S. Black, known in Jersey as
a divorce lawyer, oftentimes sidesteps
his profession to tell a good story. This
is his latest: II attended the funeral
of a negro nanny some years ago and
as ] walked up the stood of the house in
which she lay ! noticed a little colored
boy standing outside. l asked the boy
how he was related to the dead woman.
He told me it was his grandmother,
and, although he would like to go In to
see her, he had to stand outside until
the funeral was over. l asked him why
and he answered.; Why, sub, Use de
erepe.''
The stories told by Postmaster Hays
are all good ones, but here is one of
his cleverest: Two fellows in Massa-
chusetts had an argument over who
the best lawyer in the State might be.
In order to settle their dispute, they
decided to leave it to General Ben
Butler. The two men went to Butler
and said:
General, to settle a dispute, tell us
who Is the greatest lawyer in the State
of Massachusetts,"
why, l am" said Butler without
hesitancy.
The men, not expecting such an an
swer. We're confused for a moment.
Finally one recovered and stammered
out: Yes, er-er-but how can we
prove it,"
prove it? Prove it?" yelled Butler.
You don't have to prove it. L adj
nit It,"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
But Yesterday.

Grandma-Why, l can hardly realizs
that you're a young lady, now, my
dear. 1t seems but yesterday that I
saw you In short skirts.
Girl-It was. That was my golhng
costume. Swell, isn't it?
Doc Cook found that the Danes are
unlike the Americans. They are not
willing to bite twice in the same place.
I~nsinuation.
Him-There goes Miss Fryte with
that big Newfoundland dog of hers
Beauty and the Beast!
Her-Yes. isn't he a beauty?
Some people think they have religion
when they only have indigestion.
Why. Sure.
Mrs. Mcsosh-John. what is a grain
elevator?
Mr.. Mcsosh-w'y, a glass of rye
whiskey. | s'pose.
The melancholy days have come, the
saddest of the year,
For whiskey is too costly and it's much
too cold for beer.
TrisIet.
| wrote it thus:
Pm full of cheer and hope"
Why do / fuss2
I wrote it thus.
That print l cuss
Who set it beer and dope!"
/ wrote it thus:
I'm full of cheer n hope"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

A Quincy, Mass, man as he reached
the altar found he had q hunters
license and not a marriage license. He
muSt have taken her for a dear.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
Choice Position Conc.

Him-Can hope that you will keep
a little corner in your heart for me?
Her-Corner lots all gone. Any other
location suit you?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

The STAR extends the privilege
of these columns to the public and
invites signed communications of
not more than one hundred words
treating OF topics OF the hour.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
give Him Time.

"Oh. Mr.. smileigh, have you been
making friends with Fido? And does
his little tootsums like you?"
well, IL don't think he has de-
cided yet. He's only had one piece
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
ts4
/ TODAY IN HISTORY.


November 8, 1864, General w. T.
sherman wired General U. S. Grant
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Keen observation of hosiery. And so
unusual in a mani We wonder what
Mrs. Medary had to say about it.
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He Deserved II.

by me troth,' murmured Charles I.
as he mounted the scaffold steps. the
world is indeed a stage. And I, who
deem myself an actor, am perchance a
mere spectator. / am gazing with dis
approval on this scene. Percharce
some day l shall return-who knows?
For now. as it doth appear'-and he
smiled grlmly-"I am going out be-
tween the AK"
The headsman overheard him and
FASTENED his bloody work.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Mrs. Jiggers-I can't find the step
ladder any place.
Maid-I saw Tommy playin' wild it
this mornin'.
Mrs. Jigllrs-Then you'll find it in
the pantry. Get it for me, please.
Bad business.
yes, sir, | married my first love"
Gosh, How do YOU keep your wife
from knowing about your later ones?'
The average boy will never carve
his name on the tablets of he ages,
but he generally gets his initials cut
into the school desk.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

City Editor-Gee, here's a hot onel
Assistant c. En- the account of
the Nokash-Gotcash wedding?
City Editor-Yep. You know, he
hasn't got a cen and she has a mill
ion. The reporter writes Mr.. Nokash
was appropriately attired in a business
suit"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

The artistic temperament is only the
echo of tbs artistic temper.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

The poetry in a young girls eyes
does not promise SO well for the future
as the poetry she can play on a wash
tub.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
Something wrons.

SHE was absolutely insane when
she committed suicide"
Her farewell letter was remarkably
logical
Yes, but 1T did not have any post
script n
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Doc Cook found that the Danes are
unlike the Americans. They are not
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
Just By the Way

She wanted to Know.

HINT was such a severe shock, you
know, that | came neal losing my
mind right her and there!
Her-And how long was it before you
did?
We hate to have the world come
around to our point of view, for then
it isn't ours any more.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06
Insinuation.

Him-There goes Miss Fryte with
that big Newfoundland dog of hers
Beauty and the Beast!
Her-Yes. isn't he a beauty?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

MI. and Mrs. C. E. Belle. of South
sixteenth street. this city, are expected
home this week from California.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Some people think they have religion
when they only have indigestion.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-11-06

Mrs. Albert Marsh H%olbrook, of East
Park street. this city, is entertaining
DR.. and Mrs. Harry Houghton and
Mr.. Charles Holbrook Houghton, Of
Washington, d. c..
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-11
Twilight League
ALAeAS SLAUGHTER INDEPEND-
ENTS-WIN ONE-SIDED GAME
BY 10 TO 2 SCORE-MUCH BET
ALLS VS.. OAkFIELD.

The Alagas might have still beer
loosing balls and chasing around bags
had not human endurance and dark
ness kindly ended their slaughter OF
the Independents. The game was a
joke in every way, we are sorry to say
but it had the effect Of showing the
Independents that they were not strong
enough for the league and they sur
rendered their franchise after it was
over.
The league will continue with seven
teams and as the teams now in il are
all strong enough to compete with
each other yesterdays occurrence, will
not be repeated in a hurry.
The Independents simply dropped
out of the league, all games played
against them to count, as each team
had a chance at them. The re-
suit yesterday puts the Alagas tied
with the Car-wi-cos for first place and
their race for the pennant will now
be watched with a great deal Of in
terest.
Today's Game.
The Recalls and the Oakhelds will
furnish the fun this afternoon and
promise a battle royal the Oakfelds
having been winning steadily Of late
and are now rated among the best
while the Recalls stand third in the
race and will give the best Of them
q hard fight. They tied the Alagas
while Oakfield defeated them and thus
the dope indicates a fast and exciting
game. Each team wants the victory
and will leave nothing undone to get
II.
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Mobile 5, MONTGOMERY 4.

had raised Mannings strike-out total
in the fifth Jones produced his third
hit, but Graham emulated Gordon and
Burmeister with indecent haste.
Then Mr. Manning put on the screws
and they expired in one, two three or
der. Graham's eyesight gave him q
walk with two deceased in the eighth
and White made a mess of Reaches
grounder. To atone for his bobble,
White grabbed Lurtons Offering and
threw him out
Then that giddy, glorious, Joyous
ninth. Weber flew out to center. Por-
ter smashed solidly to left and took
second while Glover was running GrT-
fms young life Gordon swung nightly
three times, Wright losing the last one,
Gordon going safe and Porter hiking to
third. Burmeister up. The pitcher
picked out a good one and gently
waited il to left. Pandemoniunl, and
fifteen hundred supremacy happy fans,
Florala pulled off two remarkable
plays in the seventh. Porter, first ~,
bumped a terrific smash to left.
Farmer, after a hard run, found that
he had misjudged it and as he started
back his legs spread and he was sta
tionary He thrust his gloved flipper
on high and clutched the pill high
above his bean. Immediately following
Griffin jabbed a line drive to right.
Hilson intercepted this with his gloved
hand. The grandstand showed its APP
probation Of this work with a thun-
The
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-11
GREEKS ELECT
NEW OFFICERS
NICK eALAcHANos is PRESIDENT
AND D. cOcORENES THE NEW
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. is
MAKING IMPROVEMENTS.

The Antagonists Greek Society held
a meeting Sunday night at which Nick
Galachanos was elected president and
D. Cocorenes to fill the vacancy made
by the resignation of the treasurer a
short time before. Other matters per-
tanning to the interest and welfare of
the society were discussed.
This Greek organization has only
been organized in Pensacola but a few
years, but it has been of benefit to the
members and is working for their bet
teIment. With the election of the new
officers the members expect a most
successful year.
The following are the present Off
GERS Of the Anagenesis:
President-Nick Galachanos.
Vice President-Nick Apostle.
Treasured. Cocorenes.
Secretary-John Tringas.
Trustees-Aneglo Dimitry, D. Mar
dulles, Angelo Angeleto, John Peters
Manuel Peters, S. StamatL
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-11
COUNTY BOARD
MEETS TONIGHT
ONE OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO
COME BEFORE BOARD WILL BE
ADOPTION OF RESOLUTION FOR
ADVERTISEMENT CALLING FOR
BIDS ON BONDS.

The first regular meeting for this
month of the board Of county commits
sioners will be held tonight at $50
o'clock in the office of the clerk Of the
circuit court, and, according to the
deputy clerk. the session will, in all
probability, be a lengthy one, as there
is a heavy calendar before the board,
besides a large number of bills to be
approved.
One of the most important things
that will come before the board at this
meeting will be the preparing and
adoption of a resolution for the adver-
tisement calling for bids on the bonds
to be issued in accordance with the
result Of the recent election held on
that question.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-11

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Fl. Barrancas
Beat Warringtons

Warrington was defeated Sunday by
Fort Barrancas on the diamond at the
post, the score being to in favor Of
the soldier boys. The Warringtons
were only recently organized and will
be in the game for the summer, and
with a little practice will make a
strong team.
The feature Of the game was the
playing Of Mitchell and his throwing to
second, as well as the pitching of
Holmes, Of Fort Barrancas, after the
first inning.