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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
OBITUARY

Last Saturday Jan. 2Sth at
half past II O. clock God sent his
angel to visit the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. Henry fruits and
claim their loving daughter,
Dorothy.
Dorothy E. Truitt was horned
Sept. Bird 1889, died Jan. 18th
1911, age q years 4 months and
3 weeks. She leaves a father,
mother, one brother and one sis
ter. Mrs. Maudie James. Of
Bowling Green, and a host of
relatives and friends to mourn
her death.
The remains were laid to rest
in the MtZion cemetery to await
the morning of the resurrection.
She was only sick a few weeks
and her death was a shock to
her many friends. During her
sickness she was always kind
and patient and a few days be-
fore she was called away she
told her mother that she was
one of Gods children, so by that
assurance we know that Dorothy
is at rest; that she fell asleep in
the arms of Jesus. Oh, how we
miss that loving voice and sweet
smile, but it is wrong for us to
grieve for her, for God knew
best to call her from this old
world of sorrow, for it was his
will not ours, and we should bow
submissive to the will of God,
for God giyeth and taketh away.
So weep not dear parents for
your loss is her eternal gain.
God has prepared a mansion for
Dorothy in that beautiful city
where no sorrow pain or death
shall ever enter there and where
there'll be no more parting and
no sad farewells where God and
his angels reigns throughout
eternal day.
Only a dream, only a dream
and glory be on the dark stream
how peaceful the slumber how
happy the waken, for death is
only a dream.
A Cousin,
Edith Crisp.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
MARDI GRAS AND CUBA TOURS.

The Illinois Central R. r. has
arranged with Daniel M. Bow
mar, widely known for his sue
cessful management of pleasure
tours. to personally conduct a
nine days tour via the l. c. to
New Orleans for Mardi Gras,
Feb. %, 1911, at low cost to
include all expenses. Also 10
days and "a days tours to New
Orleans and Cuba. Everything
first-class. For folders giving
details address Bowmar's Tours,
Versailles, KY, or call on agents
Illinois Central R. R.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
WRt fCHED STONaCH
Rid II OF Gas. SOuFDeSS And Fer.
meniall0n In Five Minutes, with
Mona Stomach Tablets
HAYNES & TAYLOR SELL THEM
AND GUARANTEE THEM.

You eat food to keep yourself alive.
When you put foou into healthy stom-
ach it Is the duty of that stomach to
extract from the food all of It's nutri-
tious matter.
This nutritious matter is passed
along to the blood, and in turn is carri-
ed to and supplies life to every part Of
the BODY.
If your stomach is upset it does not
extract enough nourishment to supply
the wants of the body, and naturally
disease develops wherever the body is
weakest.
Stomach trouble or indigestion causes
dizziness, bileiousness, nervousness,
weak eyes, sick headaches, sleepiness,
nightmare, waterbrash, belching of
sour food, foul breath, dependency,
constipation and every loss of energy
and memory.
For any stomach trouble. no matter
how bad, Haynes & Taylor sell and
guarantee Mi-o-na stomach tablets to
give quick relief and permanent cure,
or money back.
a large box costs but so cents at
Haynes e. Tayor's and druggists every
where. They are small and easily
swallowed, and used regularly they
will surely cure Indigestion. F9-le
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
DANDRvFF and ITCHING
SCALP YIELD TO THIS
TREATMENT

Why experiment trying to
drive the dandruff germ from
underneath the skin with greasy
lotions or fancy hair dressing
when druggists everywhere and
in Marion the Haynes & Taylor
Drug Store will guarantee re-
MO and ZEMO SOAP to entire
ly rid the scalp of the germ life
that causes the trouble.
ZEMO and ZEMO SOAP can
be obtained in any city or town
in America and are recognized
the best and most economical
treatment for all affections of
the skin or scalp whether. on in
FAINT or grown person. One
shampoo with JEMO SOAP and
application of ZEMO will stop
itching and cleanse the scalp of
dandruff and scurf. Applica-
ton of ZEMO and use of ZEMO
soap will cure the most obsti-
nate case Of eczema or skin
disease.
We invite you to try ZEMO
and ZEMO SOAP and if not ell
tirely satisfied we will refund
your money.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
Tortured Fur Is Years

by cure-defying stomach trouble that
baffied doctors, and resisted all RENE
dies he tried, John w. Modders. Of
Moddersville, Mich, seemed doomed.
He had to sell his farm and give up
work. His neighbors said, ''he can't
live much longer" Whatever l ate
distressed me-" he wrote, IT'LL | tried
Electric Bitters, which worked such
wonders for me that l can now eat
things could not take for years. Its
surely a grand remedy for stomach
trouble" Just as good for the liver
and kidneys. Every bottle guaranteed.
:nly soc at Jas. H. Orme's and
Haynes & Taylor's. Marion. KY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
Buys Missouri Land.

Dave and James Kevil, of the
Sikes-McMullin Grain Co., have
purchased a section of fine land
three miles from Maiden and
near the plantation of honest
farmer boy Thomas n. Myers.
They will soon commence to
clear this land and get it ready
for cultivation as quick as possi-
bic. Sikeston, Mo-, Herald.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
EGGS FOR HATCHING

S. C. Rhode Island Reds, Buff
Orpingtons. Barred Plymouth
Rock, White Leghorns eggs $1.00
for Is. Cockrels choice birds
$1.00 each. These pens are all
made from my choice layers and
mated to fine cocks. Satisfac-
ton guaranteed. Phone or
write Mrs. J. B. Carter,
f2 4t p. Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16

While the cows and the hogs, and
the mules and some sheep,
Were trying their voice OF course was
no sleep
For the poor pedagogue who was
now i'll trance;
So he put both his feet in one leg
OF his pants.
What he said at this mishap really
won't tell.
For just at that time came the clang
of the bell
Calling him in to his breakfast at
five;
And to eat OF that breakfast he GER
tainly did try.
Unlike Ichabod Crayne, that teacher
of old
That Washington Irving so chaming-
~ told:
OF the buildings and custards and pies
that he tasted;
But at this breakfast were none for
fear they'd be wasted
But instead, there was bacon and
eggs fried hard;
And the biscuit, OF course, were UNI
acquainted with lard.
And dried apples so sour they'd make
pig squeal-
O. pedagogue! pedagogue how now
do you feel?
But cheer up, cheer up, we all suffer
the same fate,
About buckets and brooms, chalk,
Johnnie and Kate;
But we'll all go above: some early.
some late.
And st. Pete will usher us safe
through the gate
And thore'll be saints, but we'll be in
the center:-
For lis a most fearful lot to teach
in the winter.
And to sweep and to teach. and to
carry in coal
., pedagogue, pedagogue! peace to
thy soul.
By EWELL HARDIN.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
THE PEDAGOGUE'S DREAM.

In silence one morning pedagogue
lay,
Through his mind were revolving the
scenes Tor the day;
And thoughts for arrangements OF
his work at last crept
Tsrosgh his mind and he turned and
! guess. must have slept.
He dreamed that III, school-house
was provide with chalk,
WstS buckets and brooms; and con-
crete walk
The mud a span deep reached from
shed to the door.
Ne Ieeamed as he stepped on the
clean polished floor
There awaited a desk, where the even
ing before
lie ~ place used book, for this
furniture rare,
So he lifted his voice i'll blessing
by prayer.
The. suddenly wondering al the
warmth of the room.
He was stunned and bewildered, but
thought it boom;
When what. to his wide open eyes,
could be sweeter,
Than one OF those new tangled
ninety-hve dollar heaters?
Wide he was examining each chart
OF the worlds,
He soon saw approaching about
twenty young girls;
Each wearing overshoes and nice
warm robe
lie turned with smile TO examine
globe.
The girls were quite friendly, but his
heart sank again
When voices resounded from atar up
the lane;
For he knew that the feet OF Johnnie
and Kate
Would spoil the floor at wonderful
rate.
The pedagogue again was doomed
for surprise
When bcholding more overshoes ex-
actly the size;
Tie TT" John and Kate was the talk
OF the store,
So the pedagogue sweetly slept with
snorc.
The scene it keeps changing, in comes
the trustee,
With bow and a smile saying; I've
brought him with me;
70
always pretend it
Thi. man | have brought is the
school. superintendent
He listens with care while the learned
man relates
The wealth and condition OF the
grandest of states;
and the salaries are raised" he said
with wink
And you'll get your money next pay
day, / think"
The pedagogue's muscles already re-
Taxed,
But became rigid at once at the men,
ton of taxed;
But smiled again and the smile SEEM
ed to stay
When told that "the money" was not
raised in that way.
Mis- visitors leaving, he smiled on
their backs;
He remembered two things: his
dough and no tax.
Then letting his thoughts heaven
ward soar,
EsyiaR: 20, Lord. Thou hast blest
me, | ask for no more"
All whence is that sound? it now
comes to his ear;
~ springs from his bed and he's
trembling with fear.
As the concert of all the fowls that
were born,
o. that place were piping for break
fast that morn.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
wife GOt Tip Top Advice.

my wife wanted me to take our
boy to the doctor to cure an ugly boil, I"
writes D. Frankel, of Stroud, Okla,
81 said put Bucklen's Arnica Salve on
it. She did so, and it cured the boil
in short time" Quickest healer of
burns, scalds, cuts, corns, bruises,
sprains, swellings. Best Pile cure on
earth. Try it. Only 25c at Jas. H.
Orme's and Haynes & Taylor's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
Sight TO Valuable

To be neglected. Sutherland's Eagle
Eye Salve will cure any case of sore
eyes, graduated lids, opthalmia or any
inhamed condition of the eyes. Pain
less AID harmless. 25c a tube at all
dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16

How to cure a cold is a question in
which many are interested just now.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy has won
its great reputation and immense sale
by its remarkable cure of colds. 1t
can always be depended upon. For
sale by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16

A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain Liniment and bound on
to the affected parts is superior to any
plaster. When troubled with lame
back or pains in the side or chest give
it trial and you are certain to be
more than pleased with the prompt re
lief which it affords. Sold by all dealers
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16
-SHERIFF'S SALE

By virtue Cf an order of sale
directed to me, which issued
from the Clerks Office Of the
Crittenden Circuit Court, in ia
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-02-16

When her child is in danger woman
will risk her life to protect it. No
great act of herosm or risk of life is
necessary to protect a child from Group.
Give Chamberlain Cough Remedy and
all danger is avoided. For sale by all
dealers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-07-19

ments and to have repaved certain
squares entirely from the general
fund of the city would not have proven
satisfactory to residents OF different
sections who have paid their quotas
for such work, while people living
in other quarters of the city would
naturally have asked that similar I'M
proyements be made entirely at the
public expense in front OF their haol-
tations. Such people would nave
pleaded the precedent, and it being
beyond the power of the city to meet
all such demands, the dissatisfaction
would have been widespread. Under
tae terms Of the ordinances, people
who desire modern improvements can
petetion Council for the same and
when signatures of residents OF
square shall have been obtained the
city will proceed with the work. As
stated above, such az may desire to
enter into q contract with the rIty
for vitrifed brick roadway will be
called upon to pay one sixth CT 'ne
cost instead Of one-third, rs nHdei
the SD section OF the city charter o.
by-gone years, and as this plan MI
work no hardship upon any one
it is hoped that the proposed wcrf
will be proceeded with as soon ~
possible. We all realize the import
ance OF improving certain squares II
Alexandria. and the entire community
will rejoice when our main boulevard
Washington street, shall appear a!
King street. The ordinances referred
to above we're laid over under lh'
law in the Common Council, but TIT
votes taken last night on other or
dinances for similar street improve
ments show that they will be adopted
at the next meeting.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-07-19
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
11alns leave Union Station, alexandra.
In effect May IS, l9fl.

n. B.-Following schedule figures pub
Iished only as information, and are not
guaranteed.
~? 4. M.-Daily local between Wash
inston and Danville
SAT a. M.-Daily-Lncal Tor Harrison
burg and way stations.
9:l7 i. M.-Daily-I. :. Fast Mail.
Stops only for passengers Tor points south
which scheduled to stop. FIRST CLASS
coaches; sleeping cars TO Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping cars TO Ne"
Orleans. Dining car service.
1II7 a. M.-Daily-Blail train. Coaches
for Manassas, Charlottesville, Lynchburg,
Danville and Greensboro. Sleeping cars
Greensboro to Atlanta.
44T p. M.-Week days-Limited for
Warrenton, Charlottesville and darrl-
sonburg.
| 4:32 p. M.-Daily-oIrIuingl lam spec.
| ill. Sleeping cars between New ork,
| Atlanta, Admission oirminghaHl.
f! Through first-class .uacnes between
! Washington, Atlanta aud birmingham.
| Dining ca, service. tuuIiat tu California
| five times weekly.
352P. M.-Week days-Limlteu Tor Haf
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman buffet parlor ear.
SIP =. M.-Daily-Local for Warren
son.
G:37 7. M.-The Southern's Southeast
ern Limited for Greensboro, Denham
Raleigh, Columbia, Charleston, Aiken
Augusta, Savannah and Jacksonville
| Through Pullman drawing room, sleep
ing cars Coaches. Diningcars.
1927 P. M.-Daiiy-Washing ana
Chattanooga Limited Via Lynchburg)
First-class coach and sleeping cars tc
Roanoke, Knoxville and Chattanooga
Sleeper to New. Orleans, Washington te
Roanoke. Dining car service.
Hop. M.-Daily-New York, Atlants
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train, club and observation cars to New
Orleans. Sleeping cars TO Asheyllle
Atlanta, Macon and New Orleans. sleep
ing cars to Charlotte. Dining car service
427 A, M.-Daily-Memphis special
Sleeping cars and coaches for Roanoke
Knoxville. Nashville, Chattanooga ane
Memphis. Dining car service: wash
ington sleeping cars open 1000 2. NJ.
Through trains from the south airlvt
at Alexandria G:l3 and Cos, $50 and l02
a. M, 2I3, 72S, 1913 and ll5S P. NJ
| daily, uarrisonburg ll:33 A. NJ. weel
DAYS and SIS 2. NJ. daily. From Char
ttesville 9:33 a. II.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCE
Leave Alexandria CIV. s. o. Station
| week Gays ~ o. -. ~, ~ 'po 80 80
5:l5 p. IN. for Bluemont; G:33 ?. M.weel
DAYS for Laesburg; 5:l5 P. II. daily 70
BlIIemont 90 4, NJ, local, and 9D2
d. Limited on Sundays only Tor Blue
mont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets
Pullman reservation, etc, apply 70
WILLIAM G. LEHEW,
Union Ticket Agent, Alexandria, va
:, II. COAPMAN, Vice Pres d Gen. Mgr
S. III. HARDWICk, Pass. TraE Mgr.
II. +. CARY, General Passenger Agent
L. S. BROWN, General Agent,
Washington, D.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-07-19
COMMON COUNCIL.

At an adjourned meeting Of the Com.
mon Council, Of the city of Alexandria
| Va. held July 18th. l9ll, there were pres
ent:
Hubert Snowden, Esq, president, and
Messrs. Leadbeater. Burke, Yates
Graham, Williams, Monroe, Brockett
Harrison, Marshall Spinks and Chaun-
cey.
The Committee on Light reported in
| favor OF running new gas main on
| Henry street from Wilkes 10 Gibbon
street and the report was adopted.
The Committee on Light reported adj.
vcrsely on Il resolution for 4 gas lamp al
| the corner Of Princess and Fairfax
street, as an electric light is now on this
corner, and the report was adopted.
The Committee on Streets reported
| that = sewer on Lee street from Wilkes
| TO Franklin streets and on Gibbon
street between Fairfax and Lee streets
would cost $500, which was received.
AN ordinance 10 provide for the paw
ing and grading Of p foot roadway on
Cameron street from Pitt street to ST.
Asaph street. and the space between the
north and south crossing OF Cameron
street and theeast and west crossing orSt.
ASaph street and for curbing said street
was recommended by the Joint Com
mittce on Streets aud Finance and read
cd an amendment TO section to strike
out tEree-lourths and insert one-half
which WAS adopted. Ayes Mcssrs. Lead
beaten, Burke, Yates, Graham. Monroe,
Harrison and President, ca. Noes.
Mcssrs. Williams. Brockett. Marshall.
Spnks and Chauncey, (5).
The ordinance was read the third time
and lost for the want of 4 constitutional
vote. ayes, Messrs. Leadbcater, Burke
Yates. Graham, Monroe, Harrison and
Mr.. President %. noes, Messrs. VIII
liams, Brockett, Marshall, Spinks and
Chauucey. (j). Upon motion of Mr..
Williams the matter was recommitted
TO the joint committee, ayes Messrs.
Yates, Williams, Monroe, Brockett,
Harrison, Spinks and Chauncey, 10.
noes, .Messrs. Leadbeater. Burke, Ora
ham. Marshall and Mr.. President l5l.
Upon motion Of Mr.. Monroe the pre-
vious action was reconsidered and the
ordinance rs amended was read the
third time and passed, Ayes. Messrs.
! eadbeatcr, Burke, Yates, Graham.
Monroe, Harrison, Marshall, Spinks,
and Mr.. President (9l, noes. MessrS.
Williams, Brockctt and Chauncey. 81
An ordinance TO provide for the paw
ing and grading Of a - foot roadway on
Cameron streetfrom st. Asaph to Wash
ton street. was read the second time.
Section was amended by striking out
three fourths and inserting one-half and
the ordinance was read the third time
and passed as amended, ayes, Messrs.
Leadbcatcr, Burke, Yates. Grahaml
Monroe Harrison, Marshall, Spinks and
Mr.. President t9), noes Messrs. Williams,
Brockett and Chauncey (3).
An ordinance 10 provide for the grad
ing, paving and curbing of Cameron
street from Royal TO Pitt streets was
read the second time. The second sec
tiQs amended by striking out three
fcs&ths and inserting one-half and the
ordinance was read the third time and
lost for the want Of 4 constitutional vote
ayes, McssrS. Leadbeater, Burke,
Graham, Monroe, Harrison, Marshall,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-07-19
THE WILEY CASE.

The attempt to discredit DR.. Wiley,
the pure food expert, before the people
of the country is causing Indignation
in some quarters. The fact that GER
tain members OF President Taft's cabl-
net do not enjoy tho confidence they
should in the exalted positions they
occupy was apparent soon after me
present executive became ensconced IN
the White House. The disa2reeahle
odor caused by the Ballinger revelations
nd the manner in which he was white
washed still fingers in the ali, and the
recent Developments in connection with
the attorney generals office is sending
forth more fumes. Many people
are inclined to believe that the
charges against DR.. Wiley are intend
ed To divert attention rom other
quarters. There is an old liable
which tells Of murrian among the
beasts OF the forest and q convention OF
the same to ascertain which OF the ZOO
logical creation had sinned and become
responsible for the plague. The lion,
bear, tiger, wolf and fox appeared
wearing white roses Of Innocence.
A donkey finally arose in the
convention and acknowledged that
upon one occasion, while suffering
from hunger, he was tempted to
nibble grass in an inviting meadow
owned by friars. The assembly by d
unanimous vote resolved that this I'M
fortunate animal had brought the
vengeance OF high heaven upon all the
creatures, and it was Immediately torn
IN rIacaa
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-07-19

Spinks and Mr.. President ~, noes.
Messrs. Williams, Brockett and Chaun-
cey, 81. Mr.. Yates not voting.
4 resolution appropriatirg Sl25 to con-
strlIct n pipe sewer on Alfred street from
first alley south of Prince street to the
second alley was offered by Mr.. Lead
beater and passed, ayes -, noes Q.
An ordinance to establish the curb
grades on north Peyton street between
King and Cameron streets was referred
to the Committee on Streets.
A bill from Is. w. Pullin for groceries
furnished Health Department Sl7. so was
referred to the Committee on Finance.
A petition from R. Bentley to remodel
frame building 3!3 north Patrick street
was referred to the Committee on
Streets.
a petition for an electric light ut the
orner Of st. Asaph and F anklin streets
was referred TO the Committee on Light.
A communication fran the Clerk OF
City School Board notifying Council OF
a vacancy on the board caused by the
resignation of Mr.. g. W.. Ramsay. truss,
tee from the second ward, was received.
Upon motion OF Mr.. Williams the
Board Of Aldermen convened in joint
session to I'LL vacancy on School Board
Mr.. Graham nominated for trustee from
the second ward Mr.. L. Mosley Erwin
and he was unanimously elected.
The joint session then dissolved.
| A resolution that when Council all
journ it be to meet the seconl Tuesday
| in October was received from the Board
Of Aldermen and their action non-con
Cured in.
The nine ordinances passed at the last
meeting providing for the grading, paw
ng and curbing Of certain streets were
returned from the Board OF Aldermen
that Board having passed the ordinance:
with amendments to section by insert
ing one-half In place Of "three-fourths'
and the ordinances were laid on The
table under the rules.
The board then adjourned.
HUBERT SNOWDEN, President.
Tsste DANIEL r. STANSBCRT, c. Z.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-07-19
EXPLOSION FROM OUTSIDER

The process of removing the water
surrounding tho wreck OF the Maine at
Havana was practically completed yes
tcrday evening, VIXEN the water level
in the cofferdam had been lowered Is
feet, leaving the wreck surrounded by
inlets Of mud, small pools, and sink
holes OF green, Shiny water.
The dregs Of water remaining can be
removed in few hours, but it IS now
apparent that the cngineersare confront
ed with an infinitely more serious prob
lem, the removal OF the mud i'll which
the remains OF the battleship are en-
bedded from minimum OF 81 feet to
a depth that can only be conjectured.
Although the water now is only two
lee! lower than in previous pumping
operations, the revelations with regard
to the shattered condition Of the hulk
have been vastly enlarged, owing to
the lateral outspreadiug OF the distorted
frames and plating especially in the
forward section, where the explosion
was greatest.
Tia structure Of the bow as far aft as
frame IS is now exposed, permitting an
analysis OF the plates, beams, ribs, DC,
and It has been shown conclusively that
they originally belonged 10 the structure
OF the double bottom, which is now ele-
waited to height OF about 40 feet above
the normal position, apparently giving
conRrmatory evidence of a tremendous
exterior explosion.
To this view, however, the engineers
decline to commit themselves, merely
admitting the Identification of parts OF
the bottom Of the ship.