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Assault dsn Booker il. vg'a.s,
. AnSiOn-& GOOD Thing.

0Ouesnds agree TIA, the htnpinp
or John Brown served purpoee tina,
nothing else would, and the esaseai-
nation of A braham Lincoln nav baye
beer 40 uueeen blessing 70 ,hs coon.
Try be loved so we'll, spd diamond
bedeckcd bis !ife's work for ell time
to come, No one can tell James
a. Garfield was ebot down in 20
ota5'iy manner, and who knovs
where McK'nley's mind was when
he asked that bis slsyer be FORGIVEN,
jesus Christ's was a. his F,.her'a
throne, for He sad; "F,'her forgive
hem, for they know no, what ,hev
ar and McKiuley's mind muet have
been closely connec'ed with bis Faith.
ere, for be esid: Thy will, no,
mine, be done"
l. Ia patent TO our miod tba. u
rich did DOT know il was Booker II,
Wsahing'on, and elso az plain tina,
had Mr.. Washington been a white
man be would not have been 90
ofu'elly and sbsmrfuIly beaten, bn,
ne very tsct that it was Booker r..
Washing ION, and the furtter fsc,,
bn' he, (4s bave been millions of
o Der Ntgroes) was innocent az en-
7nge! of The charge, will help the
N1R'o's csuee the world over, for i,
Will cause treble thinking before
JHdR'ng or s'rlking, and i, will make
Mr. Washington think as be never
hss before Of the brutality ipnocen,
npd reape cthhle colored men and wo.
men are sotj.crcd %, for no one can
ru!y feel for aDO' Der whose eve is
p"' DOT, leg or srm broken or cut
I'll Ike the one who has bad umjlsr
fl loBs.
Very much Of America's newepa-
per g!srlDg head llnes and columns
or scurriIous w!itings ebon, Theo.
dore Roosevel,'s Rope rscp;" The
Sonth's endless TRADES apsinsr i, 10
eetber wi'b the daily occurrence Of
SNORING, burning or Jypchipg come
"b!eck bpse'," "hru'e," or "doy,"
aud what 'hievee mnrderers and rob
oeTe 'hes ore, hsa educa,ed foreign
ets-of whom U,rich is ooe-,o be-
''eVe al Negroes sre jnat VIDA, pub
lie print Of 'he Dlxon snd Tillmsn
Fpes mnke tbem-bence the bar bar.
QUE end murderous sttsck on n,
Booker i. Wsshine on. Of,en hear.
IpR II sald by Americana "sll coons
lo0b al;ko 20 me," 20 coy The U1ricb
cises, 5ut this will teach them Tho
fsIs'ty of she claim.
Ulrlch end his helper started out
With lie, ond they have been adding
20 the hrst ever since. In the out
9'ar' Washington is CHARGED with
3 .-.~g.gr ....
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PrOfes siOnal Schools

TIE SCuOOLO Or iIEULO1Y.
Inter donOmluaLlUual. Five profess
sOrS. Broad aud Thorough COURSES. Ad
vauLage5 Of cOuuecUluu Win d great
University. Svuuenls Aid. Low ex-
penoes, Isaac C'ark, -. D., Deau.
TIE SCHOOL Or MEDICINE.
Medical, Dental and PnarmaceuLlca
Colleges
FOrty-nlne pro-, Ss)ts. Modern lab
oraLorles aud equ,pmcnt. ConuecIed
WITH new Freedmen Hospital, custinx
halt million doildis. ClIulcal iacIl .Lles
uVJ Surpa osed III n merica. Post-grad-
uate School aud Polycliulc. Ed ward
n baIUcn, VI. ~, Dean. D Il aud ".
Streets n. W. W. v. McN Oil, VI. d..
secretary, oU1 r ST., n. W.
TIE SCHOOL OF LAW.
Faculty Of eight. Courses OF three
years, giving thorough knowledge OF
therry and practlce or law. Occupies
OWr bUA4.J& Opposite ne cOItt Uouss.
oo"J>0i.- A. -.y'&u''H, Li,. D., jt,aSn,
a-J D =, 50 6SV y ~.
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For the Negroes to jerk off their
coats, roll up their sleeves aud pu,
their bearts into any cause, tina. i'm
GROWS then, would be hodgepudge
OF Inconsistencies and conpromls, s,
and those who so believe and ac.. ar.
not lhe attic salt Of The race
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At the battle IF Trenton, George
Washington Said: mon" but Aiayrl
cans on guarj toAighl L.til apply
TO the ba'tle 1cxI Monday, when, an
Michael Davi't said: * ep your
hAts GA your heals, and look the
'8nglisb in the isc..'
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Lac most Dangerous man in spy
0em0u nifty ia the one who will mol

ln'e the stream Of another. VIII
proh'bl'ico s'op is? If 90, in God 8
nsme lie! Do bn7e j.; If not lie, us
begin at 'be roo Of other and more
gigantic evils. We were born O black
man sod iD the throes OF ha,e opd
slavery, and cur ambi'iop is to If.
and destroy ,be evil IF cts OF them
spd 'beD unite ss bro,hers beloved
TO destroy leeaer evils born Of tbe
FORMER. Lncoln declsrtd: Il am
not bound 20 encceed, bnt / am
bound 10 be true" end The. il our
life's work
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The MartiDsbu,g Saloons pay into
the City Treasury S4744 is for Lii
en- g This EQUALS just AZ and O5
lVO cents per !nhabitaut for the
privilege Of Destroying Cur Men, our
IS va and our Homes. Dies it pa, 2
-Advt.
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Before God ard msn,we are epair St
int nperanc" ard all Gilb, CRATES Of
Gin, bu' he curse Of this nation ~
caste, srd if wnat We be .rd be true.
Fred r. Ramer struck toe keynote
last Monday. To work on and to
pull out an Invisible splinter from
one Of our fingers and do othine to
destroy a deadly caucrr ia our sys-
tenn is poor medical skill, and to
count on tie lnrse Of time to dull tbe
edge Of ara d@maat loe j0au.o IS
tcaajiy 81 oa.. I.... N,. ILL.,,
Et~,.tg .. ','"r. ..a
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Corrected to November 27:h, 1910.
Trains ieaye Martinsbur2 as follows
WEST BOUND
No IS Daily 1T Ills a m for PIT. burg
Clncl''iar, Louisville and ST. Louis.
Connects tor kowney except Sunday and
at Grafton for W he cling daily.
No s: Daily ut III IN for Grafton.
Pit.sbuig ard Chicago.
No Daiiy. at 5.27 N for Grafton
Pittsh3' and Chicago.
No, I Daily 7.37 r La Tor Wheeling Col
umbrs and Chicago
NO, Daily at o.l6 m fol- Cincinnati,
Louisville and st. Louis.
NO Daily at 80 m for Cincinnati
Louisville and st LOUIS
Fer Cumberland and way Stations, No
50. 5.4l p. IN.
No. > Dally at I.2S p m. for Pittsbu14
NO i Daily except sunday at d. 50 N
or CL.a Derland and intermediate sta
'uts. Connects tol Berkeley springs.
EAST BOUND.
No i Daily at 4.Ie IN for Washing
ton. Baltimore, Philadelphia ana New
York,
No 10 Daily 4.3s m for Washington
and Baltimore.
No Daily at $40 IN for Washing
ton, Baltimore, Philadelphia and New
pc!A. Connects tor Lexington Va, and
Hsgerstown except Sunday and Frede1-
LEX
No. 40 e.5S a. m. for Washington and
Baltimore.
No Daily at 1919 IN for Wasnlng-
ton, baltimore, Philadelphia and New
York.
No Daily at ass LII tor w SUNG Ion
baltimore, PLliadelphia and New iork.
NO IL DAILY at o.'2 = III tor Wasnlnston
BaltlE. ore, 2u!lao "lpnia and New YORK.
No Daily Du4uesne limited" 1t
1923 Il. m. to1 Washington, Baltimore.
f!llad elphla and New ork.
No 10 Daily except sunday at 1915 pm
for FREDERICK, BalLlnIol. I'D all lnLer.
m dlaLe stations vlaOlo line.
No IS / ally except ounuay at 80 p m
tor Washington ana Baltimore anu Ill IN.
termeulate stations, Connects ior re leI-
lex.
G.. w. BASSETT, Gen. Pass Agent.
BALTIMORE Nd.
r. S. BOUIC Ticket Agent,
Marlinsburs. W. Va
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'Indian and Negro, Saxon and Colt,
Ieu'on. nnd Latin and Gaul--
Mere surface .hadOws and sun>hinc.
while the eouudlng unified all;
One hope, one love. one duty thine, no
matter the time or ken
1here never Was separate heart beat in
all the races lf memo
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The best p|ac~ TO get your watch
COCK or J"we'ry repaired in this
town Is at Mr.. j. w, Br4tt's. HIS
prices are v'ry reaso able, and bis
work mnship the best
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AneCdOta|
Literature

Continued from tirst page J
The arrogant Coreicsn found there
was God, who, whn'ever man pro
posee, does dispose.
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In this localty-ior all localities,
hkn individuals, must caro- for and
take car" OF Themselves, let Us
throw to the winds aud to the depths
OF the seas, all other contentious.
except anthrOpOlopy.
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CnNGR So

At Washington. full once a year,
DO politicians throng;
Contrlv'ng how by various arts,
To make the session long
And MANY. reason do ttey give,
WIZ they re Obliged % stay.
But vhe cleares, reason. we ODine.
1s Uncle Sans fat PAY.
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saturday, MARCH rs 1910

The resp ctable Negro, as lu!e,
reminds us So much Of ms who
wac deserted by his kind, and bitten
by these TO fed
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plot himself. and when II was ripe.
and the hour nearly come. he intend
ed 10 wager that he could break the
quarantine. and 10 take any odds he
could get that he would free the en-
tire party in half an hour. As for the
plan itself. IL was iGiotically simple:
we were perfectly delighted when we
heard H. II was so simple and yet SO
comprehensive. We didn't see how IL
could fail. Both the Mercer girls
kissed Dal on the strength OF II. and
Anne was furious. Jim was so much
pleased. for some reason or other. and
Mr.. HARRISON looked thoughtful rather
than merry. Aunt Selma had gone TO
bed.
The idea, OF course, was 20 start an
embryo fire just inside the windows.
I'm the pans. 10 feed IL with the orange
fire powder that is used on the Fourth
OF July, and when we had thrown
open the windows and yelled "nre"
apd all the guards and reporters had
rushed 10 the front OF the house, 10
escape quietly by rear door from
]
chimes Dal had in waiting. and lose
ourselves as quickly as we could.
You can see how simple II was
Everyone rushed madly for mSior
coats and wells, and Dal shuffied the
/ numbers SO the people going the same
direction would have the same ma
chine. We called To each other ~ We
/ a I 4,
wood or wherever we happened 10
| have relatives. Everybody knew
everybody else. and his friends. The
Mercer girls were going To cruise un-
| I'll the trouble blew over. the Browns
were going TO Pinehurst, and Jim was
going 10 Africa TO hunt, II he could
| get out OF the harbor.
Only the HARRISON man seemed 10
| have no plans; quite suddenly with the
world SO near again. the werld Of coun.
| try houses and steam yachts and all
| the rest OF IL, he ceased 60 be ono OF
us. IL was not his world az all lie
! stood back and watched the kalcido.
scope of our coats and wells. half.quiE-
zically, but with something in his
face that | had not seen there before.
II he had not been so self.reliant and
big, | would have said he was lonely.
Not that he was pathetic in any sense
of the word. OF course. he avoided
me, which was natural and exactly
what | wished. Belle never was far
from him. and ut the last sho loaded
him with her jewel case and mum
and travelling bag and asked him to
her cousins on Long Island. | felt
sure he was going to decline when he
| glanced across at me.
DO CO. ! said. very politely. "Thoy
are charming people" And he accept
cd at once!
| ITn RE CONTINUED
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HIS CLIENT KNEW LAW, TOO
New England Farmer Accused OF XIII
ing a Neighbor kills Two Birds
With One Stone"

John l.. Cochran. who lives In Bret.
he used To know I'm the south. and who
had been for some timo In practise In
a small New England town,
Hello. Jack" ho said. where are
you going?"
Back TO Gods country 20 stay. The
south for mine"
why, thought you liked the east
and were doing we'll"
II did: but there are some things
about some OF these Yankees | can't
stand. A man up where I was prac.
tising killed a neighbor. and sent Tor
me as soon M he was Jailed to take
the case. He gave mo n mortgage on
his farm for a $500 retainer. ! put In
a defense OF insanity and got him free.
When went around to collect the bal.
ance OF my fee he grinned.
sorry for ye.' he said. but ye SEQ
| war crazy when I give ye the mort
gage. Ye said 80. an 80 did the jury.
II ain't no good I'm law an o. caurse I
can't pay out money on an illegal doc
cyrnlnt. and | am stone broke besides.
II saw he had me where the wool
was short. and you now see me on my
way back where all you have 20 do 10
prove a man isn't guilty OF murder is
TO get somebody TO swear the victim
made n motion toward his hip pocket"
New York World.
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Thank you, sir"

Thank you. sir"
Dal turned 10 go out. tripped over
the rug. said something. and passed
me without an idea OF my presence.
A moment later Flanagan went out.
and l was left. huddled against the
wall. and alone.
IL was puzzling enough. -Four
long and two short" "All but the
powder!" Not that believed for
moment what Max had said. and any
how Flanagan was the sanest person
ever saw in my life. But il all
seemed n part Of the mystery that had
been hanging over us for several
days felt my way across the room
and knelt by the pans. Yes, they were
there. full OF paper and mounted on
bricks IL had not been a delusion.
And then | Strengthened on my
knees suddenly. for an automobile
passing under the window had sounded
four short honks and two long ones.
The signal was followed instantly by
a crash. The foot bath had fallen
from ITS supports, and lay. quivering
and vibrating with horrid noises at
my feet The next moment Mr.. Harbi
son had thrown open the door and
leaped into the room.
Who's there?" he demanded.
Against the light | could see him
reaching for his hip pocket, and the
rest crowding up around him.
It's only me-" quavered. that is,
l. The dish pan upset"
Dish PAM" Bella said from back
u the crowd Kit of course,"
Jim forced his way through then
and turned on the lights. | have no
doubt looked very strange. kneeling
there on the bare floor. with a row of
pans mounted on bricks behind me,
and the furniture all piled on itself
In back corner.
Kit! What in the world" Jim be-
gan. and stopped. He stared from me
to the pans. To the windows. To the
bric-a-brac on the mantel and back
To me-
sat stonily silent Why should |
explain? Whenever ! got into "A fool
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SYNOPSIS.

James Wilson or Jimmy as ne is called
by his friends. Jimmy was rotund as
looked shorter than he really was; His
ambition I'm life was 10 be taken seriously,
but people steadily refused 10 DO so, hls
art is considered a huge Joke, eNcep< 10
himself. II he asked people 20 dinner eN-
erYone expected a frolic. Jimmy marNles
Bella Knowles; they live together year
and are divorced. Jimmy's friends ar
of his divorce. The party is in full swing
when Jimmy receives a telegram from ms nls
Aunt Selma, who will arrive In four houts
70 visit him and his wife. He neglects 10
tell her OF his divorce Jimmy takes Kit
into his confidence. He suggests that NJ
play the hostess for one night, be MIs;
Wilson pro TEN. Aunt Selma arrives ana
the deception works out as plannHeu'
Jims Jap servant is taken Ill Bena,
Jimmy's divorced wife, enters the house
and asks Kit who is being taken away IN
Kit tells her Jim is we'll and is In the
house. HARRISON steps out on the porch
and discovers a man tacking card on
the door. He demands an explanation.
The man points 70 the placard and Har,
bison sees the word Smallpox printed
on H. He tells him the guests Annot
leave the house until the quarantine Is
lifted. After the lifting OF the quarantine
several letters are found In the mail box
written by HARRISON. He describes mi
nutely OF their Incarceration, also OF his
infatuation for Mrs. Wilson. Aunt Selma
is taken ill with la grippe. Betty acts as
nurse. HARRISON finds Kit sulking on the
roof. She, tells him that jim has been
treating her outrageously. Kit starts
downstairs. when suddenly she is grasped
In the arms OF man who kisses her sew
eral times She believes that HARRISON
did II and is humliated. Aunt Selma tells
Jimmy that her cameo breastp!n and
other articles OF iewelry have been stolen.
She accuses Betty OF the theft Jimmy
tells Aunt Selma all about the sttange
happenings but she persists I'm suspecting
Betty. Of the theft OF her valuables.
HARRISON demands an explanation from
Kit as 10 her conduct towards him. she
tells him OF the incident on the roof he
does not deny nor confirm her accusation
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thoroughly trained scholar, cannot
compare In accuracy with these Bible
authors. While none OF the early Bible
characters are mentioned In the mon
uments. yet the general yindicaion
Of the accounts r. remarkable.
Moses u no longer a myth. lie
stands out In the ancient past as the
only rational explanation Of the strange
career Of a slave people. which liber-
ated itself from the grasp of the
strongest military power on the earth,
and conquered for ifs home territory
occupied by warlike tribes, which, as
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| ish position. and tried 20 explain. and
tell how II happened, and who was
really TO blame. they always brought
1t back TO me somehow. So ! sat
there on the floor and let them stare.
And finally Lollie Mercer got her
breath and said How perfectly
| lovely; it's a charade!"
And Anne guessed Kitchen" at
once. Kit. you know. and the pans
and-all that" she said. vaguely. At
that they all took 20 guessing! And
! sat still, until Mr. HARRISON saw the
storm in my eyes and came over TO
me.
Have you hurt your ankle?" he
said in an undertone. Let me help
you up"
II am not hurt" I said. cOldly
and even II were. Il would be un-
necessary 90 trouble you"
Il cannot help being troubled" he
returned. just as evenly. You see.
It makes me III for days II my car
runs over a dog
Luckily. al that moment Dal came
in He pushed his way through the
crowd without word. shut on the
lights, crashed through the pans and
slammed the shutters close. Then he
turned and addressed the rest
"Of all the lunatics-i" he began,
only there was more % II than that.
a fellow goes 20 all kinds Of trouble
20 put an end 20 this miserable sltua-
tion, and the entire household turns
out and sets 20 work % Illustrate the
whole scheme. You Ike % stay here,
don't you. like chickens IN coop?
Where's Flanagan"
Nobody understood Dals wrath then,
but ~ seems he meant 20 arrange the
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enlng, / followed him. Just as !
opened the door quietly and looked in,
Dallas switched of the lights. and I
could hear him cropping his way across
the room. Then somebody-not Dal
spoke from the corner cautiously.
rs that you, Mr.. Brown, sir?" II
was Flanagan.
Yes Ia everything here?"
All but the powder. sir. Don't
step too close. They're spread all over
the place"
Have you taken the curtains
DOWN."
Yes. sir"
"Matches?"
Here. sir"
Light one. will you, Flanagan?
want TO see the time"
The fare showed Dallas and Elan
nigan bent over the timepiece. And
IL showed something else. The rug
had been turned back from the win
dows which opened on the street, and
the curtains had been removed on
the bare hardwood floor Just beneath
the windows was an array OF pans Of
various sizes, dish pans. cake tins,
and a metal foot tub. The pans were
raised from the floor on bricks, and
seemed 10 be full OF paper. All the
chairs and tables were pushed back
against the wall. and the bric-a-brac
was stacked on the mantel
Half an hour yet" Dal said, clos
ing his watch. Plenty Of time. and
remember the signal. four short and
two long"
-Four short and two long-all right,
sir"
"And-F1annigan here's something
for you. on account"
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a Question of Chanue.

A story is going the rounds Of a
couple of young people who attended
church recently. When the collection
was being taken up the young man
commenced fishing in his pocket for
dime. His face expressed his en-
barrassment as he hoarsely whis-
pered: Il guess | haven't a cent,
changed my pants" The young lady,
who had been examining the unknown
regions of woman's dress for her
purse turned a pink color, and said:
I'm in the same fix"
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CHAPTER xIll.-Continued.

81 think you are very rude" said
at last. You fell over there and
thought you were killed. The nerv-
Gus shock | experienced is just as bad
as II you had gone-all the way"
He put down the hammer and came
over TO me without speaking. Then,
when he was quite close, he said:
Il am very sorry II ! startled you.
did not flatter myself that you would
be profoundly affected, in any event"
"Oh, as TO that" ! said lightly, 1T
makes me Ill for days II my car runs
over a dog" He looked at me in ST.
lence. You are not going to get up
on that parapet again."
Mrs. Wilson," he said, without pay
ing the slightest attention TO my ques-
tion, will you tell me what l have
done?"
"Done?"
cor have not done? I have racked
my brains-stayed awake all of last
night. At first ! hoped it was imper-
sonal, that. womanlike, you were mere
ly venting general disfavor on one
tility is to me, personally"
| raised my eyebrows, coldly inter
rogative.
Perhaps" he went on. calmly
perhaps | was a fool here on the roof
the night before last. II said any
thing that ! should not. ask your
pardon. If II is not that. think you
ought to ask mine!"
! was angry enough then.
There can be only one opinion
about your conduct" / retorted. warm
ly. 1T was worse than brutal 1t
1t was unspeakable. have no words
for it-except that ! loathe it-and
you"
He was very grim by this time. "I
have heard you say something like
that before-only / was not the un-
fortunate in that case
oh" | was choking.
Under different circumstances /
should be the last person to recall
anything so-personal But the cir
cumstances are unusual" He took an
angry step toward me. "Wnl you
tell me what | have done? Or shall
| go down and ask the others?"
you wouldn't dare" cried, "or
will tell them what you did! How
you waylaid me on those stairs there.
and forced your caresses. your kisses,
on me! oh. could die with
shame"
The silence that followed was as
unexpected as 1t was ominous. /
knew he was staring at me, and / was
furious to find myself so emotional. so
much more excited of the two Final
ly, looked up.
You cannot deny IT," said. in a
sort OF anti.climax.
NO" He was very quiet, very
grim, quite composed No" he re-
peated. judicially Il do not deny
IT,"
He did not? He would not? Which?
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passed a stone as large as bean.
improved but my kidneys never re-
gained normal strength and during
cold weather endured intense suffer
ing from backache and urine passed
profusely. During the last attack, l
used Doan's Kidney Pills and they
soon routed the complaint. l shall
surely appeal TO them il troubled
again"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
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A Strange Situation.

"Humor is a funny thing" said
Binks.
1T ought to be-" said the Philoso-
pher.
"Oh, don't mean that way" said
Binks. II mean that it is strange
thing. Now, can't speak French,
but can always understand a French
joke, and can speak English, but I'm
blest If l can see an English joke"
Most people are" said the Philo-
sopher.
Are what?" said Binks.
"Blest II they can see an English
Joke" said the Philosopher. 1T is a
sign OF an unusually keen vision."--
Harper's Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-05-19
To the Childish Mind,

Dorothy Ullman OF f. Eighty-fourth
street, is very literal young person.
To her mothers definition of the ALI
Seeing Eye she returned question
as to the size OF the eye.
Can God see everything" she con-
tinued
Yes, dear, he can see everything.
at all times"
That afternoon Dorothy escorted her
tician's display she stopped. Then,
Mother" she asked, pointing to the
big winking eye in the window us
Gods eye as big as this?"-Cleveland
Leader.