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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
morn NJ ElGIANS WILL HAVE
INDEPENDENCE N D ! Dance
SONS or NORWAY WILL BE HOST
AT,FuhcT'oN AT CONNER
GAL CLUB TONIGHT.
Anniversary. Of the Independence Of
Their Mother Country Will Be Cele
brated in Fitting Manner.

Today, the seventeenth of May, is
the anniversary Of the independence
of Norway, and the local sons and
daughters of that country have ar
ranged to celebrate the event in an
appropriate manner.
The festivities at the capital city
will be under the auspices Of Svel
drup lodge No. 107. Sons of Norway.
The lodge will be the host at dane
ing party which will be held at the
Commercial club hall this evening and
all are cordially invited to be In at
tendance. There will be a number of
speeches made and addresses deliv-
cred upon the paramount topic OF the
occasion, and genuine good time is
assured to all.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, at 307
Fourth street. Mrs. Brady.
LoST-Large gold collar pin, engrav-
ed initial H." Return to Tribune
ONCE.
FoUN0-If the lady who lost above
pin will call at the Tribune office,
she may get the pin.
FOR SAIE-All latest varieties Of
cabbage and caulihower. John Mil.
lett. ,',s,.s.e,,
Io8T-Bay mare. White hind feet
cropped name, short tail, weight about
zoo. Pauline Hibbs.s
FOR sAIE-Chickering piano, china
closet, ice chest Phone 279R.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
FederaIs Reinforced,

Ell PASO, Tex. May 17-Reinforced
by one hundred federal cavalrymen
who came in during the night, the
federal Garrison at Cuidad porforto
Diaz across the river from this city.
is today prepared to fight if two bands
of rebels reported within twelve miles
of the town attack them.
The predicted rebel attack did not
show any sign of materializing last
night but refugees streamed into
Eagle Pass until now there are two
thousand OF them there.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
DOWN FROM ARENA,

Harry Mutchler was among the ar
rivals in the city Tuesday night from
Arena. He came down to attend to
business before the United States land
Office. He also took occasion while
down to interview some of the mem.
bers of the State Railway commission
and try to make arrangements for the
building of spur track into Arena
as it is stated that one is badly needed
there.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
DENTISTS OF State
Continued from page ~

DR.. Gilbert Moscow, Grand Forks
Gold foil filling.
DR.. R. s. Towne, Bismarck Gold
DR.. G. J. Couverette, Grand Forks
she'll crown, upper first molar.
Amalgam filing and cavity prepare
ton for gold filling.
2:30 p. m.-Dr. Arthur D. Black,
Chicago-Illustrated lecture, preventa-
tive treatment Of PyofThea.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
JUDGE BURR HERE.

Judge A. G. Burr of the Ninth ju-
dicial district was an arrival at the
state capital Tuesday from Rugby,
having been called here to sit on the
supreme bench at the request of the
state supreme court.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
MINE SHAFT BURNED.

The shaft on the C. B. Yiengst coal
mine near Ealdwin caught fire Sunday
morning and burned. A loss of about
5000 is estimated from the fire, which
cause rebuilding the shaft. Mr..
Yiengst supplies Wilton and vicinity in
fuel and has an extensive trade.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
SWEDISH LUTHERAN AID.

The Ladies' Aid society of the SWed-
ish Lutheran church will meet at the
home of Mrs. NJ. Wolfe, 400 Third
street, Thursday afternoon, May IS.
The Scandinavian ladies are invited
to this meeting.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
BAPTIST LADIES' AID.

There will be meeting of the Bap-
fist Ladies' Aid society at the home
Of Mrs. Caroline Smith On Fifth street,
Thursday afternoon at $3.50 o'clock. A
large attendance is desired.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
Glitschka sells corn fed beef.
THE TRIBUNE TELEPHONE.

When calling for any department of
the Tribune office please call either
90 or 13 in the usual manner and the
Tribune operator will answer. Then
ask for the person or department re-
quired and you will be Immediately
COM ected.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
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JUAREZ. Mex, May 17-Provisional
President Francisco I. Madero Jr., and
DR.. Vasquez Gomez, his chief peace
commissioner, were in conference to-
day concerning the signing Of the
peace agreement. Judge Carabajal, it
was expected, would transmit about
noon the formal acceptance by the
Mexican government of the peace con-
ditions which have already been taken
to mean the beginning of an era OF
tranquility in Mexico.
Rebels Demands Granted
Besides the portfolios of war, JUS.
tice and gobernacion in the presiden.
tial cabinet it was said today the in
surrectos would name the governors
for the following states, Chihuahua,
Sonora, Sinalca. Zacatecus. Coahuila,
Yucatan, Tlaxcala, Durango, Puebla,
Guanajuata, Guerrero, Morelos, and
Jalisco.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
Disappointed.

Mr.. X.-Oh. I've been doing quite q
round Of calls. and I've been so un-
fortunate! Mrs. X.-What. everybody
out? Mr.. X.-No; everybody in!-Lon-
don Opinion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
BANQUET TONIGHT.

knights Of Pythias Have Two candl.
dates for Third Rank.
The members of the local lodge Of
Knights Of Pythias will meet at the
Pythian hall this evening at 8 O'Clock
and confer the third rank on two can
didates. The work will be followed
by a banquet and q large attendance
is desired as this is the wind up Of
the work for the year. A cordial in
vitation is extended to al visiting
knights who may be in the city.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
DICK GOES WEST.
Has Some Building Contracts at Yaki
ma, Washington.

ma, warrington.
Richard Rial will spend the sum-
mer in Yakima, Washington where
ton of several residences. His son
will accompany him and Mrs. Rial will
visit in the east during the summer.
The family expects to return to Bis.
marck in the fall.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17

Imagination causes more aches and
pains than all other ailments. Bah
cock. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
"Go see Busch for Bargains. u
LADIES AID Meeting,

The Methodist Ladies Aid will meet
in the church parlors for work Thurs
day afternoon at 2:30 p. m.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
DIAz READY
TO ACCEPT
PROPOSALS
Peace Believed to be Near
in 0Io Mexico
Rebels Will be Granted PraC.
ticaIIy all Demands
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:. MEXICO CITY, Mex, May II I:
: If the hopes of President Diaz's ::
:: ministers are realized, an armis- ::
:. tice will be announced before the ::
:: end of the day. "
: Foreign Minister De la Barre, :
: declares that the negotiations :
:: between the government and reb- :
:. els doubtless will reach definite :
: result at today's cabinet meeting =
: and which. in his belief, will mean:'
: peace.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
Provisional Governor In jail.

MEXICO CITY, May 1.-THE city of
Pachuca is quiet this afternoon, but
business is at a standstill. All of the
banks have been wrecked though the
vaults are still intact. The state rec
ords and other governmental docu-
ments have been burned.
Joaquin Gonzalez, who has been
named provisional governor by the
rebels, had been imprisoned by the
governor. The rebels stormed the Jail
and succeeded in liberating the pris-
oners. The governor later was cap.
tured in the Office of the Jefe politico
and he now is held a prisoner.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
BAIE0 HAY.

First class baled bottom hay for
sale. Wachter Transfer Co. Phone
62.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17

PILES CURED IN 6 TO u DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT IL guaranteed to
cure any -as- Of Itching, Blind, Bleed.
inA 81 rrotruding Piles in 6 to II
days or money refunded. SOC.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
MOOD,

Telephone your wood orders to the
Wachter Transfer Co. Phone G..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17

Glitschka sells corn fed beet.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17

go see Busch for 1argatns.'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
BASEBALL SCORES
:: = !: :: :: :: :: :. = : s: + Z q
:: AMERICAN LEAGUE. =

:: : :: :: : !: : : !: I: > !: : ) = = =
Games Tuesday.
r. H. E.
Boston ....... 900 301 O2O-6 II
Detroit .... 900 231 O01-7 II 3
Batteries
Karger, Cicotte and Carrigan.
Lafitte and Stanage.
R. H. E.
New York go. 200. 100 00O-1 Z l
Cleveland go. .101 900 O01-2 8 2
Batteries
Fisher and Blair.
Gregg and Fisher.
r. H. E.
Washington :. 900 900 1000 8 2
St. Louis ..... OO1 OO3 OO0-4 II 1
Batteries
Gray and Ainsmith.
Lake and Stephens.
R. H. E.
Philadelphia 1000 900 1O0-1 3 q
Chicago ...... 900 230 1906 8 Il
Batteries
Krause and Thomas.
Scott and Sullivan.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17

Check, Decannierre and Spencer.
Patterson and Owens.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
indians Help Federals.

GUYMAS. Sonora, Mex, May IT,
Major Luis Medina Barron and his
Aqua Prieta federals, reinforced with
three hundred Yaqui Indian infantry,
attacked and captured Bacum, on the
Yaqui river yesterday. Two machine
guns assisted in driving the rebels out
of town.
The latter fed to the southwark and
are expected to make stand when
reinforcements come up. The extent
of the casualties in the fight is not
known.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
Oiaz Asked Terms.

JUAREZ, Mex, May ll.-1n re-
spouse to a request from the Mexican
government, Provisional President
Francisco l. Madero, Jr., and his cab
met gathered today, to formulate q
final peace agreement which is to be
submitted by telegraph by Judge Car
abajal today to President Diaz and his
cabinet.
A change of procedure Of negotia.
tions has been made but will hasten
rather than delay the restoration of
peace in Mexico.
At first it was thought that as soon
as an agreement was reached on the
principal basis. the naming of three
cabinet portfolios and fourteen gov.
ernors, an immediate armistice for
the entire country would be pro-
claimed.
There is practically mutual accept.
ance now of the principal points, but
instead of point by point ratification
it has been decided to have the reb.
els submit their program in full for
blanket ratification by the government
The ratification will be coincident
with the announcement of an arms.
tice the signing in Juarez Of agree.
ment itseA in few days by Judge
Carabajal and Representative or rep.
reesntatives whom insurrectos may
name will end the armistice and a
normal condition of peace will be
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17

Glitschka sells corn fed beef.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-05-17
go see Busch for Bargains"
\ y. CORONATION

Continued from page ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
NEW CLERK or THE HOUSE
jerry South Caught Two Murderers
and Took Them to n Conveption.

jerry South Caught Two Murderers
and Took Them to . Convention.
Jerry South of Arkansas. chief clerk
Of the house OF Representatives At
Washington. has reputation in his
own neighborhood S
Ii was Jerry who while on his way
to an Arkansas state convention to
which he was delegate came face 10
face with William and George Taylor.
who were wanted for killing Gus
Weeks and his entire family and burn
ing the bodies in a haystack. Jerry
got out bis gun and took the Taylor
brothers prisoners.
There was a $4,000 reward out for
their capture. Jerry wanted the re-
ward. but he also wanted to attend
the convention, so he took the muir
derers along with him. For the three
days that the convention lasted Jerry
and his prisoners sat side by side In
the convention hall. Jerry with his
hand on HIS cooked revolver most Of
the time.
The murderers did not enjoy the
convention very much. When 1t was
over Jerry took them to Jail. collected
the $4,000 and went back to his
farm.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
! in EPISODES. RECKLESS
Don't Hide Them With a Veil; Re-
movs. T hem With the New Drug.

An eminent specialist recently dis
covered a new drug. othine--dOuble
strength, which Is so uniformly sue
crsst,h in removing freckles and Civ
ing a clear beautiful complexion that
ID 10 sold by Paul G. Schulz 4 Sons
under an absolute guarantee the re-
fund the money II 1t fails.
Don't hide your freckles under q
veil; get an ounce of othine and re-
move them. Even the first nights
use will show a wonderful improve
ment, some of the lighter freckles
vanishing entirely. 1t Is absolutely
harmless. and cannot injure the most
tender skin. .,.
Be sure to TASK ,aul G. Schulz &
Sons for the double strength othine,
il Is this that Ia soll on the money
back guarantee.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
CHIEF EGAN's ORDERS.

The orders given ny chlel Oh poiiee
Epan ID the police force OF the CITY,
have The right ring and Will meet
with tae APPROVAL OF all right thinking
citizens. He has directed that all
gamblers must stop business in the
city, and that ptreet walkers and
assignatioa houses snail quit inc
slot machine business also has been
ordered to stop. These are the Things
which in every community cause
much trouble, which are difficult to
hold in CHECK If permitted 70 30
on at all. and which bring In their
train long series Of other evils that
make for the decentralization OF a com
munity and for its disrepute at home
and abroad. 4a
If 1t shall transpire that the chiefs
UIuCf mSduS DuSlucoS pNi
and for all alike-he can depend upon
the hearty support OF all who want
to see the city placed upon higher
moral plane than 1t has had a right
to claim for years past; and among
those who will approve his course
are large number OF saloon
keepers who want to run the business
cieanly, but have been forced into
permitting things to be done In their
places against their own will be.
cause their competitors did so II
all saloon men are paced upon
II all saloon men are placed upon
an equal footing. In the matter OF
law enforcement, they can nave no
Just reason to complain and all will
have an equal chance to do a clean
business. 'is
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
cAMELS OF THE AdGGS.
Various Ways the Desert Nomads Use
the Animals Milk.

Various Ways the Desert Nomads Use
the Animals Milk.
Nearly 10000 camels are used in the
vilayet Of Bagdad as beasts of bur
den. and with donkeys they form the
| only means Of carrying goods to in
land points. For common burden
camel $50 is fair price, though the
trotters, or swift messenger camels,
are worth more, A young camel can
sometimes be had about Bagdad for
as little as SO or 81.
Besides Its use for riding and carry
ing purposes. the Mesopotamian Arabs
depend on the camel for milk. Shoes
are made from its tough. calloused
hide, and In times OF. famine its brit
tie. strong tasting flesh Is eaten. Con-
densed milk. made by boiling fresh
camel milk until evaporation leaves
only Va hard. chalky substance, is
priced among the desert nomads. BY
rubbing this substance between the
hands it reduces to powder, and when
mixed with warm water II makes n
refreshing drink. highly esteemed
among the desert folk, "Mereesy," as
1t Is called, will keep in good condition
for two years. When made from but
termilk 1t tastes sour and Is priced
among Arabs who have eaten much
OF sweet dates. Fresh, warm camel
| milk is also the food OF many yalua-
bic horses owned by desert sheiks.
Camel calves are weaned In their
eleventh or twelfth month. When
camel caravan is on the march the
very, young camels are often tied upon
the backs Of the mother animal, since
they cannot endure the fatigue Of a
long march. Valuable dogs and Arab
desert hounds. called "sluReys." also
ride In the same way.--Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
SIS. ,,a Ras sgEs,s
The intiu

The intimate relation Of the
impurities poson Of any character usually manifested form
cucle Humors the blood
divided
Acne letter Salt Rhum Psoriasis pmpes
The humors and acids by their irritating
figured with eupons which often ung to the sufferer because
itching
but the accomplished by purifying
Skin Diseases Kind purifying blood
from the circulation neuazes all impure acids oo the heated
blood and builds normal Then the
tted acrd impurities and hurois noprsh sootd
by blood Book Skin Diseases
is for sale At drug stores THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co. ATLANTA GA
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
HUMOR OF THE DAY
A Short Story.
TFrom tha. I.awvara, MasazIne1

lFrom the Lawyers MagazIne.1
Comes now Ignatz Waldo, who COM
plains Of Miss Lucretia sn,ythe and
declares that by reason of her grace,
beauty and general lovability he has
lost his heart to her, wherefore he
prays the said Miss Smythe that she
take pity upon him and accede to his
request. to wit--namely, that she, join
him In the bonds Of holy wedlock.
Whereupon the hereinbefore men
toned Miss Smythe treats the com
plainant in cruel and inhuman man
nern In that she laughs scornfully at
him as he rests on his knees before
her and declares that she win never
marry him because Of previous con-
viction In that she saw him kissing
another girl at the railroad station on
a day and date which she does not at
the time recall to mind, all of which
she swears Is true to the best OF her
knowledge and belief.
In reply thereto the complainant
prays for writ Of error and states
that the aforesaid Miss Smythe was
In error when she made the kissing Of
the girl at the railroad station a cause
for action, inasmuch us the young lady
In question was and Is sister to the
party Of the first part. and under the
constitution Of the United States and
the rulings OF the Interstate commerce
commission Gala. 2-34-6) such kissing
cannot be made the basis Of com
plant for unjust discrimination by the
fiancee Of said kisser Whereupon
Miss Smythe reverses her decision and
orders that, after being signed, sealed
and delivered with a kiss, the mar
riage decree be duly and fully promul-
gated. Puck
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
VIENNA DEATH NOTICES.
They Read Like an Extract From q
4, Family History.

Family History.
''Don't die In Vienna. You'll be sor-
ry, II you do" writes an American on
his first VISIT to that city. mot be-
cause of the usual objections, but on
account OF the death notices In the
papers. They appear fianked by all
sorts Of ads. and range In size ac-
cording to the desire for notice on
the part or the family of the late la.
mented. Every possible title is men
toned, and the name of every mem
Der OF the family goes to make up the
notice. A death announcement black
bordered and covering half page or
the pAperis nothing unusual Here Is
4 sample
n" Bruno Weiss. purveyor Of lubri-
catffg oil to hfsimperlal and royal MAJ f.
esty and hts wife, Amalie--born Hor-
sticky lin their own and in the names
OF their children Hans, Otto. Minna,
Lanra and Hildet4and their sons-in-
law. Military Surgeon Dr. Lois Kro-
binsky and Architect Oskar Jellinek
their danghters-in-law, Louise. born
Iederman, and Marie, born Anspacker,
as also IN the names OF their grand
children here follows d long string Of
names-'and their mother and mother
fn-law, Frau Ernestine Winkler, relict
or Commercial Councillor Anton Wink
Ter. announce 70 their friends the en-
trance Into eternal rest. after a long
and severe illness. OF their dearly be-
loved son. Arthur, In the twenty sixth
year OF his age
This is correct except as 10 the
Names New York Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12

I We find our most soothing compan-
1onahip Ia trees among which We have
lived, some Of which we ourselves may
have planted. We lean against them.
ma they never betray our trust, they
shield us from the sun and from the
rain, their spring welcome 10 new
Birth which never loses its freshness,
they lay their beautiful robes at our
feet IN autumn; Tn winter they stand
and wait, emblems Of patience and Of
truth. Tor they hide nothing, not even
4he little leaf buds which hint to US
~ hope. the last element III their triple
symbolism. DIR O. W. Holmes.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
The Dom and For civiIity.

An irate old lady, the wife of pros
porous farmer on the. outskirts OF
Philadelphia, stepped Off train In
Broad street station the other day
with face like thundercloud. Any
one could see in that scowling counte-
nance the smoldering fire that might
break forth at any minute. Stamp
ing excitedly on the platform, she
CRASHED her teeth in a struggle to keep
back the tears. Finally she button
holed the first person who would listen
to her tale OF woe. whats all this
talk Of educating young men to be
civil .engineers" she screeched indig-
nantly. what we need In this here
country is more civil conductors and
less sassy brakemen. philadelphia
Times. s.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12
"a Wsa iu., rhinkina.

'Mary," said q man to his spouse
who was gifted with n rapidly moving
tongue, did you ever hear the story
OF the precious gems?''
"No," she replied. "What IL it?'
ITS 4 fairy legend that my grand
Im0ther told me when ( was d boy
the husband continued. 1T was about
u woman from whose hips fell d din
1hond or . ruby at every word she
spoke"
1weIlY' said his wife as he pause.
"Thats all there is Of Il. my dear
be replied. "But was Just thinking
II such things happened nowadays
could make my fortune as jeweler."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12

dnmp and the wiiolp house has been
turned upside Down III our searrh II
Il had bts.n my own silver II would
not have been 80. bid. but II was Dor
rowed.- and could not duplicate It any
where III town Walt iii | see THAI
husband VI yO,irsr .ls
"The story got our. and sometimes
d hostess In fhcrtious tils,od insssts on
counting her silver before my better
hnlf Goea home." Isabel Gordon Curtis
In New York Tribune. s&A tSl
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12

this particular work. Twenty mosaic
workers have been continuously EN-.
ployed in Its construction for a period
of over fifteen months.
The curtain will be operated by by
draulic pressure and the time required
to raise or lower it seven seconds.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-12

I A burly negro came 20 the doctor
Of a West African missionary settle
ments dragging his reluctant wife with
him.
Doctor, pull one Of my wife's teeth
out" said he.
The doctor examined the woman's
mouth and found only sound teeth.
ooh, that makes no difference" said
the interested negro. Pull one any
way. II it doesn't hurt too much you
can pull my tooth that is aching.
Success Magazine.