New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-09-29
THE TALK or THE DAY.

one of the interesting exercises in con-
nection with the observance Of the Day OF
Atonement by the Jews on Monday Will
take place I'm the Sunday school assembly
room of the Temple Emanuel, in Fifth
avenue. where the Rev b. A. Elias will
conduct services for a congregation OF
deaf mutes I'm the sign language. The SER
vices viii consist Of reading" from the
established ritual. prayers I'm which the
rabbi will lead. and the congregation re-
spond, and a sermon. In answer to the
question. "Will there be no singlng?" a
man who is deeply interested said: "Tue
question is not at all funny In a similar
congregation, organized by the Rev Dr.
n. Pcreira Mendes, there is a choir and
the rendition Of the Psalms by means OF
gesture was the most remarkable and
touching feature Of the one service which
/ attended
II have got to perform a very distaste-
ful operation this morning" remarked the
eminent surgeon.
What is that
"Onc Of my rich patients wants me TO
take a little something off his bilL"-Wssh-
ngton Herald.
PARADISE FLATS"
lNote-A news item says that Cincinnati il. to
have Paradise Fiat in a school Tor the cdu-
cation of future wives.l
Are fads the folly Of tho day?
Is it a truth that none is handy?
How then, the school across tho way
Where, mixed with joys Of Tristram
Shandv,
or grammar. rhetoric and rules
For spelling words, they teach girlic
That which till now was not Of schools
That marriage can't he learned too carly!
They'll teach her how to bake and sweep,
And spread a cloth upon a table;
To make bed, and how to keep
A fat in order. She'll be able,
When she gets through her training course,
To show home of so much neatness
That Cupid small will come, and force
Her marriage, simply through her sweet
ness.
She's bound 20 he a model wife,
Her education's that way turning,
And she's 10 spend her girlth life
In cooking dumplngs without burning;
They'll teach her all her mind requires
To handle well her wifely station;
But # Is ten to one she hires
\ ser-an: after graduation.
\. w. L.
Elobbs-Do YOU think We shall over have
universal language?
SlObbs-Wc have now, when money talks.
Philadelphia Record.
Progress made i'm the last sixty years in
the development Of lire fighting apparatus
Is being shown at tile international munic-
ipaI congress and exposition in the COLI
scum in Chicago. In one If the exhibits
is huge motor driven combination fire
engine and hose wagon purchased recent
~ b. the New York Fire Department. Both
its motive power and the power for driving
its pumps are furnished by gasocne and
Il is capable ~ pumping one thousand gal
Ions Of water minute on two hundred
pounds pressure 1t weighs over ten thou
sand pounds. and is said - be the largest
fro nsine In the world
Higgins likes to hear himself talk
lis that all YOU have against him.
Gould anything be- Norse2'
Certainly. higgins used To like TO hear
himself sing. Washington star.
THE three men whose addresses before
the congress Of scientists In this city"
SAYS = writer I'm the Hamburger Fremden-
hlatt," made them conspicuous, namely.
Oswald. Arrhcnius and Loeb, have boon
credited to Germany, Sweden and America
respectively. This IL an error as TO tho