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Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-03-31
Low AND HIGH.

LOW AND HIGH.
That low man seeks little
thing to do.
Sees it and does it:
This high man. with a great
thing to pursue.
Dies ere he knows 1t.
That low man goes on adding
one to one.
His hundreds soon hit:
This high man. aiming at a mil
lion.
Misses an unit.
That has the world here, should
he need the next.
Let the world mind him:
This throws himself ON God, aud
unperplexed
Seeking shall f1nd him.
Robert Browning.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-03-31

Speltz makes very good hog fe" !:
when ground. and some folks soak j.
Tor feeding. 1t has nearly the same
feeding value as wheat.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-03-31
Notice for Publication.
Charles N. Barrow

Department of the Interior. L. $. Land Office at
I.cwistown. Montana. March 10Th. l"ll.
Notice is hereby given that
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
ANkOUNCEM ENT.

In order that the chairmen of the
various departments of the State Fed
Grafton may not be used in other
places on the program by the program
committee, or be sent as delegates
from clubs. since each one is by vir-
tue OF her office representative, the
names are given herewith:
Music-Mrs. Clara Banks. Colorado
Springs.
Domestic Science-Mrs. r. T. An.
derson. Denver.
Philanthropy-Mrs Emma Basefield.
field. Pueblo.
Professionals--Mrs. Esther Morris.
Denver.
Business-Mrs. F. f. Braxton. Colo.
RADIO Springs.
Literature-Miss Espanola Guynn.
Denver.
Education-Mrs. NJ. l.. Gudsell. Col.
orado Springs.
Rescue Work-Mrs. Lucille Har.
grove. Pueblo.
Temperance-Mrs. Dorcas Watson.
Pueblo.
Art--Miss Marshbanks, Pueblo.
Young Women-Miss Almina Nc.
Rae, Colorado Springs.
Mothers Clubs-Mrs. Carrie North.
Pueblo.
E. B. BUTLER, President
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
PORTRAITS.

PORTRAITS.
The Chesterfield Art Co., 1918 23rd
ST.
PRINTING.
C. A. Franklin, 1926 18th st.
REAL ESTATE AND LOANS.
The Colored American Loan & Realty
Co., 913 2lst ST.
h. Jacobs, 2Sl5 Glenarm Place.
]. A. Whitaker G. Co., 91S 18th ST.
RESTAURANTS.
Cafe, 20l4 Champa St
West Brothers Oyster House, 27il
Welton st.
SALOONS.
The Newport, 1S45 Arapahoe St.
SCHOOLS.
Western University. Quindaro, Kans.
UNDERTAkERS.
Douglas Undertaking Co.. 1923 18th
street.
a. NJ. Lawhorn, 1921 Arapahoe street
Unclassified advertisements includ-
ing houses and rooms for rent.
CITY NEWS.
First-class Dressmaking and Ladies
Tailoring by Beatrice Lewis of 1889
Gilpin Street.
Mr. Proske, one OF the Democratic
Legislators from this city, is father OF
a bill presented to the Legislature TO
prohibit Pullman car porters from re-
ceiying tips and the public from Civ
ing them.
John Trusty is now employed at the
Denver Club and already they are say
ing he is the best ever.
Mrs. Mary Ramser, who has been
visiting her daughter, left for her
home in Vinita. Oh a. Wednesday.
Tomorrow viii be quarterly meeting
at Campbell church. Presiding Elder
Owens viii preach at IL a N. Rev
7. l.. Scott will preach at , p. m. The
revival meetings are making substan-
ual progress and meeting with good
success. The preaching so far has
been by Rev. H. Mitchell.
A considerable stir is in progress
in fraternal circles. brought about by
the fact that the hall at l7l2 Curtis
street is soon to he given up because
skyscraper is to 20 up on that site.
Committees are busy and new hall
WILL be found where the societies
meeting there now will remove.
Bert Williams. who has been in the
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11

BARBER SHOPS.
Five Points Barber Shop, 2712 Wei
ton ST
Ideal Barber Shop, 1881 Arapahoe ST.
Chas. Hackley, 2oli Champa st.
CITY ATLAS.
Browneli Index. T. o. Box 969.
CLOTHING SLIGHTLY USED.
The No Name, All 18th ST.
The Original. SIS 18th st.
MEMS CLOTHING.
Cosmopolitan Tailoring Co, 1920
Arapal oe st.
7. S. Endo, POPS Larimer St.
Quality Clothes Shop. 1915 10th st.
James Rhine. Agt-, 1881 Lawrence st.
COAL.
X. +. Norris. lll9 22nd r..
II Brown. 1910 18th ST.
DENTISTS.
DIR. Harper. 2lO0 Arapahoe Street. Up
stairs.
7. Il. McClain. 2so2 welton ST.
DOCTORS.
d. Justina l.. Ford. 2lll Arapahoe st.
c. u. DeFrantz. 27l2 welton ST.
:. A. Huff. 5l7 26th St
W 4. Jones, oil 2lst ST
7. +. Sprattin. 81 Good Blk, 10th and
Larimer SITS.
DRESS MAKERS.
Miss Eva Carter 2lii Arapahoe St
Miss Beatrice Lewis. 2339 Gilpin st.
Madam J. NJ. Mason, 76 Broadway.
DRUGGIST.
The Atlas Drug Co, 27th anu Welton
SITS
Elite Drug Co, 2loo Arapahoe st. >
ENTERTAINMENT HALL.
East Turner Hall. 2132 Arapahoe ST.
FLOWERS AND BIRDS.
u. ]. Sullivan. 53i 18th St
FRATERNITIEs.
International Liberty Union, Union
Temple. Dayton. Ohio.
FURNITURE REPAIRS.
j. II. Biggins. 223l Washington ST.
GROCERIES AND MEATS.
1'tI Fast. -a'p l~iiiHti St+
HAIR GOODS AND TOILET SPEC.
lAllSTS.
Mrs. G.. w Anderson. 2562 Glenarm
Place.
Miss NJ. Co~den. 1919 21st 81.
Leader. s051is Larimer ST
Mrs. A. NJ. Pope, Turnbo. 300 Pine
St. St Louis, Mo.
kiNDLING.
w Cowan. Phone Champa Ice.
LAWYERS.
W b. Townsend. 209 Kittredge build.
Ing. 10th and Glenarm SITS.
MONEY LENDER.
A. ]. Arpsten, 2945 Larimer street.
MOVING AND STORAGE.
|. NJ. Thomas. 2lOS California st.
MUSIC TEACHER
Mrs. Nettie Herndon, 2542 Gaylord
street
NURSE.
Miss II. onowden. 1851 Lafayette St
oRPHANAGE.
The Colored Orphanage and Old Folk
Home. $40 Zuni St
POOL AND BILLIARDS..
Bon Ton. 1880 Arapahoe St.
Thomas Cengman. 1884 Welton ST.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
DOCTORS.

Justina /. Ford. 2lli Arapahoe St
G. D. DeFrantz. 27l2 Welton ST.
:. A. Huff. 5l7 26th St
W. 4. Jones, all 2lst ST
r f. Sprattin. 81 Good Blk, 10th and
Larimer SITS.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
DRESS MAKERS.

Miss Eva Carter, 2lil Arapahoc ST.
Miss Beatrice Lewis. 233e Gilpin st.
Madam J. NJ. Mason, 75 Broadway
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS

ARCHITECT.
c. w. Wiggington. 12 Union BIZ,
Omaha, Nebr
AUTO LIVERY.
Gasaway Walton, Phone, Main 5O3s.
BARBER AND TOILET SUPPLIES.
Denver Barber Supply Co., 1921 Glen.
arm Place.
BARBER SHOPS.
Five Points Barber Shop, 2712 Wei
ton St
Ideal Barber Shop, 1881 Arapahoe ST.
Chas. Hackley. 20li Champa ST.
CITY ATLAS.
Bfowneli Index. r. o. Box 969
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
CITY NEWS.

First-class Dressmaking and Ladies
Tailoring by Beatrice Lewis of 233.
Gilpin Street.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11
CLOTHING SLIGHTLY USED.

The No Name, All 18th St
The Original. 52S 18th ST.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1911-02-11

Bert Williams. who has been in the
hospital, is improving nicely.
The Forrest City times., 1911-10-06

18th Prize - < 800 in Gold 14th Prize 800 in Gold 10th Prize 800 in Gold 18th Prize 800 in Gold l7th Prize 800 in Gold 18th Prize - 300 in Gold 18th Prize 300 in Gold 20th Prize 800 in Gold 2Ist Prize - 800 in Gold
 22nd Prize ------=---- 300 in Gold
 23rd Prize 800 in Gold
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Many Leave Treasury for Other Lines

THE unofficial function Of the treas
j ury department as training
school for business life outside has
been demonstrated with striking force
within the last two or three months.
No less than five of the most useful
EMPLOYEES of the treasury have re-
Gently been graduated into business
life.
The recent selection of Charles p.
Montgomery, chief of customs =" take
charge of the customs affairs Of the
American Sugar Refining company, is
a case in point. Mr. Montgomery is
an older man than others to be men
toned, and had been longer in the
service, but his prize in the business
world appears to be none the less SUBJ
stantial.
Only few weeks ago George K.
Leete, clerk in the Office of Assistant
Secretary A. Plat Andrew, was made
private secretary to Ebert H. Gary,
chairman of the executive committee
of the United States Steel corporation.
A week or two ago Lawrence o. Muir
ray, controller of the currency, re-
ceived an offer of the presidency of
the First National bank of Pittsburg,
and, declining that position because
of his desire to complete series OF
reforms he had instituted, the place
was given to o. l.. Telling, chief of
the national bank examiners. s. Ha-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14

bit the dust, SO far as the senate was
concerned.
In the broad, sweet fields Of private
life wandered Nathan B. Scott of West
Virginia, with his 100000. With him
along the rose-bordered byway. went
James P. Taliaferro of Florida with
100000. Hughes of Colorado died
removing another 100000.
There was $50.000,O00 right at one
clip. The men elected to replace these
millionaires are virtually poor men. OF
at least, what the world considers poor
in these days of big fortunes.
Watson of West Virginia. who re.
placed Ell1ins. is about the only mil
lionaire in the batch of baby members
Senator O'Gormon of New York is
by no means wealthy, and he expects
to be obliged to support his large
family on $500. which is his salary
in the senate. He used to receive ST.
500 as judge of one of the New York
courts, and he admits now that it is
not going to be easy to- keep up the
senatorial pace on $500.
Senator Money of Mississippi, who
retired with the last congress, was q
poor man, and John Sharp Williams,
who succeeded him, is not wealthy.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Uncle Sam May Lose Valuable Lands

ent. Until these acts are repealed
the government has not a chance on
earth to get back its lands.
Announcement has been made that
within few weeks the government
will file suit as to these lands with
Special Assistant Attorney General
Townsend in charge. The oil men of
California are thoroughly aroused and
alarmed by the discovery of the joker
They are advised by some Of the
ablest lawyers that the suits can re.
suit only in confirming the railroads
title and so they are appealing to
Washington with all the force they
can command to hold off the litiga-
ton until the "joker" act can be re-
pealed. This they believe congress
will not hesitate to do, once it knows
the inwardness and gravity of the
situation.
Suits already have been instituted
with respect to lands patented to the
railroad company less than six years
ago. and as to these there is no ques-
ton. The special statute of limita-
tons cannot affect these proceedings.
The area of land bestowed upon
these railroads and now claimed by
the Southern Pacific reaches the enor-
nous total of 26,177,51S acres, a prin.
cipality carved from one Of the rich.
est sections of the country.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
CARING FOR TURBEE.- JL0SIS
.Thlrty-Nine State and ia Local Sana-
toria Provided, but These Are
Only a Beginning.

In spite OF the fact tNat state sana-
toria and hospitals for tuberculosis
have been established in 81 states, and
ia municipal or county hospitals in
&c states, vastly more public provision
Is needed to stamp out consumption,
says the National Association for the
Study and Prevention Of tuberculosis.
Nearly every state east of the Missis-
sippi river has provided state sana'
forum, and west of the Mississippi
river, state sanatoria have been es.
tablished in Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri,
Arkansas, Texas. Kansas, Nebraska,
North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana
and Oregon. There are 80 sanatoria
provided by these states. Massachu-
sets having four, Connecticut and
Pennsylvania three and Texas two. In.
GLIDING special pavilions and aims.
houses, there are ia municipal or
county hospitals for the care of tuber'
culosis patients.
Apart from these institutions, how
ever, and a few special pavilions at
prisons, hospitals for the insane, and
some other public institutions, grand
total of hardly 200, the institutional
care of the consumptive is left to priv
vate philanthropy.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
PITIFUL SIGHT WITH ECZEMA
she WAS WISE

"a few days after birth we noticed
an inf1amed spot on our baby's hip
which soon began spreading until
baby was completely covered even in
his eyes, ears and scalp. For eight
weeks he was bandaged from head to
foot. He could not have a stitch of
clothing on. Our regular physician
pronounced it chronic eczema. He is
a very able physician and ranks with
the best in this locality, nevertheless,
the disease began spreading until
baby was completely covered. He
was losing flesh so rapidly that we be-
came alarmed and decided to try Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment.
mot until l commenced using Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment could we tell
what he looked like, as we dared not
wash him, and had been putting one
application after another on him. On
removing the scale from his head the
hair came off, and left him entirely
bald, but since we have been using
Cutfcura Soap and Ointment he has
as much hair as ever. Four weeks
after we began to use the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment he was entirely
cured. I don't believe anyone could
have eczema worse than our baby.
Before we used the Cuticura Rem.
edies we could hardly look at him, he
was such pitiful sight. He would
fuss until I would treat him, they
seemed to relieve him SO much. Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment stand by
themselves and the result they quick
ly and surely bring is their own rec
ommendation." (Signed) Mrs. T. B.
Rosser, Mill Hall, Pa, Feb. 20, 1911.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold by druggists and deal
ers everywhere, a sample of each,
with 32-page book, will be mailed free
on application to "Cuticura," Dept
% X, Boston.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14

zen Bond, who, appropriately enough,
had charge of the bonding of govern
ment employees in the department,
has left that position to go with one
of the great surety companies. Ed
ward p Currier. until within a month
private secretary to Assistant Secre-
tary of the Treasury James F. Curtis,
is now second secretary to Vice-Presi-
dent Frank A. Vanderlip of the Ma
tional City bank of New York.
Assistant secretaries of the treas
ury appear to be always in demand in
mercantile life, especially If their
service has taught them familiarity
with fiscal matters. Charles D. Nor
tor, after year or more of service
as secretary to President Taft, Is an
officer of the First National bank of
New York. Louis A. Coolidge, who
preceded Norton and began many of
the administrative reforms which have
since been carried out, is treasurer Of
the United Shoe Machinery company.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14

VIZ SHINGTON.-Fakes made while
w 'ou wait! The government ought
to be ashamed of itself. but instead of
that 1t retains man especially to per-
petrate them. 1t is no near-faking
either, the government work is exact
ing and when the duplicate specimens
are completed there is no telling
which is the original and which the
imitation. There are probably few
men of similar calling in the world,
and fewer still who are as clever in
that line.
The National museum has dug up a
son of Wizard Jack Hendley, who in
his day was the premier imitation
man of the United States. and they
now keep young Will Hendley busy
all the time making something look
like something else. 1t seems to be
a peculiar gift, and is valuable in a
museum.
He works chiefly in plaster, making
casts of anything and coloring them
so they look like the original, and he
seems able to reproduce a counter
felt OF anything from a raw oyster to
a stone idol. There are a good many
tricks in the trade that have been
handed down from father to son. such
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14

lust as the government is sitting in
y for the biggest legal game 1t ever
played the discovery is made that it
is bound to lose and the Southern Pa
cific railroad to win $500, 100000 If the
play goes on.
The stakes are great area of Cali
fornia's richest oil lands. They were
granted to the railroad with a clause
in the grant expressly excepting all
mineral lands save those containing
coal and iron. Most of these lands
were patented to the grantee more
than six years ago.
The joker in the situation is a spe-
cial statute of limitations, slipped
through congress in an act of March
8, 1891, and perfected by another act
of March 2, 1896.
The effects of these acts, as con-
strued by the United States Supreme
court, is absolutely to bar proceedings
by the government to annul a patent
of land to a Immigrant railroad after
six years from the issuance of the pat
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Senate No Longer a Rich Mans Club

M o longer is the United States SEN
~ ate the leading millionaires' club
of America. The number of million
aires in the upper branch of congress
has been decimated, and the time may
not be far distant when the senate
will become known as the poor mans
club.
No less than s5O,OoO.OOO worth Of
senators has been ripped from the
upper branch by an operation as sim
pie as the one that left Adam without
one Of his ribs. The late Democratic
cyclone had much to do with it. From
present indications there will have to
be formed an association for the con-
servation Of our millionaires in the
Senate unless it is to become the poor
mans club.
The death of Stephen B. Elkins of
West Virginia carried $15,000,000 out
of the senate. The retirement of Mel
son w. Aldrich of Rhode Island, car
ierd $10,000,000 away. Four million
went with Eugene Hale of Maine,
when he made way for Senator John
son, elected by the Democratic legis-
lature.
Chauncey NJ. Depew of New York.
director in 80 different railroads,
walked off with $7,000,000. 1t was his
own and he had a right to walk off
with it, but the senate in the aggre-
gate became just that much poorer.
Then there was John Kean of New
Jersey, who while scarcely in the class
of Elkins. was worth $5,0O0,0OO. When
he left, another five-million iron man
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Her Fathers Child.

The six-year-old daughter of we'll
known evangelistic preacher was
playing on the sidewalk one day when
a shabbily dressed and downcast man
approached her fathers house.
Hating at the foot of the steps, he
looked at her, and in weary voice
the voice of an unsuccessful book
agent-he asked if her father might
be found in his study.
HE isn't home" said the little girl,
drawing close to him, and gazing up
into the tired face, "but he'll be home
pretty soon. You go into the house,
you poor, perishing soul, and mother'll
look after you till he comes. YOUTHS
COMPANION.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14

man emperor chirstens a battleship
there Is no reason for him to contine
himself to dreary commonplace
Springing from the old German
sagas are the names Of ships be-
longing to thy class. Therefore shalt
thou likewise recall to us the gray
past of our ancestors and the puts
SAINT deity whom our Germanic fore
fathers In their ignorance duplicated
and worshipped. when the battles of
the north were fought on the polar
seas, and death and ruin carried into
the land Of the enemy. The potent
name Of the name of this great deity
thou shalt bear. l christen thee with
the name of Aegir." An imaginative
fight of this kind in christening bat
ueship stirs and pleases German
patriotic feeling. nor does 1t seem to
the average German incongruous with
more practical qualities. Every Ger
man knows that the kaiser is good
technical expert in matters relating to
the navy. Sir Edward ]. Reed said he
possessed "a perfect farseeing pene-
tration and a more thorough informa-
ton than either his own technical
minister of myself possessed. and this
knowledge had been gained by expert
ence In a practical and trustworthy
way"
1.-THE Divine-Right" Theory.
Profound conviction in the divine
right Of the house OF Hohenzollern
makes the kaiser live up to the spec
tacular conception of the kingsnip
which was reflected In the pesudo-
mediaevalism Of his tavorite drama.
fist, the late Ernst Won Wildenbruch;
1t was not in the kaiser's case incom.
patible with very modern practical
ability Himself a successful manu-.
facturer and model farmer. the kais-
er takes the keenest interest in i'm.
provements In industrial processes, in
the organization of industry and in
legislation for the security and pro-
lection of the workers.
Every one who has lived In Ger
many knows the exclusiveness of mill
itary circles, but the emperor who is
the feudal chief Of the Prussian aris-
tocracy, numbers among his intimates
some of the captains of German in
dustry. His affection for the late Herr
Krupp is well known and he ad-
dresses with the familiar thee and
thou of ordinary life Herr Wormann,
the great Hamburg ship owner. and
Herr BALM, the head Of the Hamburg.
American line. Herr Balm. moreover,
is e. Jewish descent. The emperor
knows avery ship-building yard on the
coast.
He tuxes his meter OF Landesvater
and of monarch very seriously and II
Prussian tradition involves a certain
aloofness absent from the intercourse
between the English court and the
English people the difference Is not
fundamental. The German people
recognize behind the parade and mag.
nificance Of Potsdam home life Of
exceptional brightness and simplicity.
distinguished from the life of the or
binary German household most of all
by the unceasing and untiring in
dustry of its head, for whom no task
seems too arduous, no detail too
trivial.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Bill ana His Watch.

"Bill, can you give me the correct
timer" says one of Bill's friends.
Sure" says Bill, dragging out his
watch. my watch was just leven
seconds slow at twenty minutes of 4
day before yesterday afternoon. and I
don't believed it's varied more than a
quarter of a second since. It's now
twenty-five minutes and seven sec
onds past s."
Thanks, old man." says Bill's
friend, who then drops his own watch
into his pocket and goes on his way.
Really he wasn't so particular
about knowing the time himself as de-
sirous of giving pleasure to Bill. for
he knows that Bill is one of the few
million men In the world who think
each that his watch is wonder and
who feel themselves 6attered when
their friends ask them for the cor.
rect time.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Good Faker in the Government Museum

as reproducing the bloom of peach
or scraping an apple to get the veg
etable wax that will make the surface
Of plaster apple look like the orig
inal fruit.
There are always new problems
ing something out of something else.
One of the features of the big ethnoE
ogic collection that is now being in
stalled in the hall of the new museum
building is a series Of groups. These
include the various families of man.
There are Patagonians, Hawaiians.
Eskimos, all sorts of Indians. family
Of Igorrotes and altogether about 20
groups. Each of them is shown en-
gagged in some characteristic tribal
work. The Eskimos are loading seal
on sledge.
II there is anything the museum
cannot get in the original, from rare
trilobite to Corinthian fresco, 1t can
turn Hendley loose with the original,
and he will make an imitation that
would fool an expert. 1t is curious
trade, this legitimatized taking. and
the only reason for not extending the
account and telling of some of the
other remarkable things that have
been done in the venerable institution
is to prevent the impression getting
abroad that there is nothing genuine
on exhibition there. The genuine
largely outweigh the imitation antiqu-
ties, but there are few antiquities
wanted that cannot be made while you
wait.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Quite So.

"Dilate on the fact that we have
been entertained by Newport society"
advised the suffragette leader.
why should we do that? Ours is q
worthy cause"
4 know. But a worthy cause isn't
In 1t alongside of a fashionable fad"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Sensitive.

"You don't like educated Indians!"
ooh, yes, / like them well enough, but
I always feel a sense of shame when
I meet one. He knows that my an
cestors cheated his ancestors out Of
their land, and he knows that know
he knows It,"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1911-07-14
Adam Was Grouchy.

The Serpent - What's Adam so
grouchy about today?
The Ape-Oh, he says that the ar
rival of woman means that all his
plans for universal peace have been
knocked in the head for good.-Puck.