Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-22
{ NGLISH JUDGE
NEVER WOULD
USE PHONE
Late Jurist Was Boon 70
Newspapermen and His
Quaint HumOr and Wisdom
Always Made Copy on
Dull Days.

Dull DAYS.
London. Sept london ht.
Ius. pu. o. lu qulut,., personalities
boz jur d,lta ui JudE, WINS. VINO may
hr a.Id Goo have occupied 100 the llfii.
I,h metropolis tho n'g., ono. held iu
tu' affection. ui Sew York us me
.J', 'tm,u..d Judge uunN Judg.
Wills 0t. London luHuuuuu iud
uu, newspapers Iu this hIg town are
poorer JOS hs Iratl when news uI
h, lighter and mon. amusing kind
ram short editors always turned -
the ports from Jutpr Wills .uuI
Co nI fh, g1p
I'm, iuia, Was e genial humorIst IL
good deal of philosopher. and hy mo-
means o. muuutobluk Ur couldn't
rrs.,t tine temptation tu crack ioka
cog work off an auloysm but his
jokes were always kindly and hE
sayings generally had q good deal o'
hard common srusD %, was q -rIf-
made man and never tined OF saving
-u Co. iI. ur4ants who came before
him and ot pointing moral 'fum
Do. uWu career.
Nl' 90 h.NII '.NN NN "a ....I d ||' q tn EI'I.'
sJlr dry goods house. and as uy off,.
teen fuII u.s court audience l, sawed
money from the FIRST Nh,n he curu-
600 sou" year he lived un y2Uu and
saved tuu other $500 and be- had no
patience with young m,n who were
sued hU'ur, him tor filur's bills and
'Ih,r p'ttN dopts.
% u.,c. owed any one penny m
ms .',. u, often said Hc wasn't
t.nnm Goo t'lI how h, dil 10 either
a.. vale,d Co and from his work. SIX
uuI's every day and 70" never went
Goo u tH,at'r "r any other place oi
Amusement
NuI'r D., worked u thp dry goods
,pr, Dos dHl he road law at night
and uhol %. abandoned ihc yard stick
tor lI' courts hc soon wac rrcognlZ-
,d as an uuUommou,y sound lawyer
iIr h',.m, Judge in 1855, his court
being one Boo which minor oyil actions
were tried Here are some of his
quaint sayings.
$40 house ia furnished unless 70 has
children and q mail cart IN a.
"a good ovcrcoat 81 properly brush
,d ana taken care OF. ought 90 last
several years.
e hnyc never met policeman yet
Who snV pu accident
"lt YOU err uu the side Of hcnoyo-
lcfe, 20 d"cs not follow that YOU az.
% FOOL
'Wh,u was student kept n
PARTITION between what wus doing
9rJ every otl"rI thought SO thnt {
nht oouycutrro. my attention on
what . Was dong Hy mat means !
succeeded.
'DouI e, dld; say father II is
r". pt 90" most beautiful words lee
tn, Fur'Ish language.
~ v1S NOT lnt aud'd thgt thua
sr.r'f H, any worry boz This world.
and i.u,ru Vuuld not ur 30 people obey
'd e. t.N rules
"m hr whole. the poor are hap
uirr t11u 90, ri.h rght through the
hud"
Judge WINS although Liberal .u
politics. was nothing if not oousDrva-
use. Tho good ola day, "f his boy
hood N,ro good enough for him, and
hu had no patience with modern in
,rutioa. Tho would have protested
against calling them improvements
For instance. he never used % trle-
phone Boo his lfo and never rode Iu
an underground railway or An auto
mobile. lie never gamhlcd never
borrowed money. never saw a horse
race, n,Nrr read sunday newspaper
lcyor looked "a stock rNchanR"
ticker tape. and he declared recently
that % N.s probably the only man
I'm England who never read word
about the Cripp,u trial
In spite OF tlis appar, ntly sour and
stern OUTLOOK in life Wills was ON"
of th, kndlcst of mon. tie spent "a
lot OF money helping poor persons
who we're sued before him for rent
AND similar debts. and a homily from
the nru.h ON tho folly of getting in
90 debit often would b" followed oy a
qugrt visit from the Judge and q "loan
of enough Co. relieve pressing neccssi-
Ties. II was one of his rules inst %
th,s, "loius' were repaid, as they
-omptlmc- were to put tho money out
again at once iu % similar way
IN who's who" that English work
of reference iu which the famous and
would he famous are allowed io
write their own biographies, Judg"
Wlus gave his rccreations us follows.
collecting books both old and new,
walking hv the side of brook ana
river. speaking 90 everybody he
meets. and seeing how much there d.
i'm others to be admired and loved