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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

They are talking of raising money
to build monument to John Paul
Jones. Ought to be able to raise large
fund easily without going out of the
Jones family.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The middleman may be getting the
profits as he is so repeatedly charged
both by the producer and the con-
sumner. He certainly is getting the
abuse with II.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Politicians who desire to be dele
gates to the national conventions
should not waste time studying up
the history of political parties or Of
candidates, but should go out in the
back yard nights and practice pro-
longed hollering.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Twenty-Five thousand Cleveland peo-
pie are boycotting eggs for three
weeks. AS the political spellbinders
will soon be around, it seems very
desirable to conserve the supply.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Mr. Edisons concrete furniture will
never satisfy the small boy. What will
he have then to try his new Christmas
jack-knife on?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

We are getting back to the good old
times when day that Col. Roosevelt
did not furnish at least one headliner
for the daily papers was considered
very dull one.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

We are convinced that no matter
how busy man may be, he should
at least take the time to read the
head lines of the presidents mes
sages.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

And just getting your foot nipped by
the snow isn't the only serious feature
of the disaster. The worst Of having a
hole in the sole of your shoe is that,
whenever you walk along the print
shop floor, you scuff up pine splinters
about a yard long, which shoot into
the hole in the sole, and make you
limp forever after until you do buy
new ones.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Dynamiting is twin sister Of an
archy. 1t can never have any place in
the life OF free and intelligent PEG
ple.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The year 1911 is liable to go down
into history as memorable because of
the establishment of the United States
of China.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

And speaking of Christmas, there's
this question that bothers one: What
shall we get for Father? We always
like to get him something different.
Five years ago it was cigars, four
years ago we got him Cigars, the next
year we gave him a box of CIGARS,
two years ago we remembered him
with some choice cigars, and last year
we made it box of smokes. This year
we're thinking of giving him cigar
cites, but here's hoping he won't find
it out in advance.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

There is no remedy for most of the
public ills Of which we all complain;
but you can help yourself some, by
attending strictly to your own bust
ness, while your opponent is looking
for a remedy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

With Russia and England standing
at the front and back doors with
clubs, Persia might as well hand over
the rugs.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

"If you haven't got my Christmas
present before this, you needn't get il
ut ALL" Norfolk woman SAID to her
husband. "If you didn't plan the gift
month ago, l don't want it,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

There are more laws and more law
lessnsss in the United States than
there ought to be in any civilized
country.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

All kinds of trouble in getting any
one to make the steam roller go this
winter, in spite of all the machinists
there are in this country.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Louis w. Hill accuses Gov. West OF
Oregon of talking too much. There are
others that Louis could have men
toned.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

A new magazine that is exclusively
devoted to poetry, declares that it has
500 contributors. The number Of its
readers is discretely not stated.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

An exchange asks Shall Horses
Coz" Why not7 What on earth are
they good for unless they do go?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Kansas is determined to keep out
fake enterprises OF all kinds by more
stringent inspection by the state au-
thorities.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Harvard won't play football again
with the Carlisle Indians. Slowly but
surely the red brother is being elm
mated from modern civilization.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

A want ad campaign will get you
acquainted with a lot OF people who
want to buy homes-and the home you
want 10 sell would surely suit some Of
Thorn. ywuuu
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22
PUTTING NORFOLK ON THE MAP

Norfolk this week carried off the big
prizes at the Dodge County Poultry
show in Fremont.
That fact in itself may not seem so
significant, but it is. 1t means that
Norfolk is getting into the thorough
bred livestock game, and that the
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Now about presidential candidate
realizes that he should have begun
Strengthening out his record years
before he got into long trousers.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The tortoise used to be considered
the synonym of slowness, but that
was before they set out to Jail the
packers.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The new state OF Arizona will fur.
nish two more democratic senators.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

If there is a way of manufacturing
prosperity, let us experiment until we
find it; but ! find am able to accom-
plish mighty little with my vote.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The high cost of coal nowadays is
burning shame.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

A pretty man always believes he is
entitled to extra privileges, and is
mad half the time because he doesn't
get them. For it is always the case
that the ugly men get Everything away
from the pretty men.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

We all are looking for more money
and less work; but what we actually
find is that more money means more
work.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

It is reported that the Manchus, who
have lost their Jobs, will go into vau
deville.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

If it's your deal, and you know you
can turn jack from the bottom with.
out detection how many times in ten
do you resist the temptation?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Congress has now been in session
several days. but it has not discovered
the cause OF the price Of butter.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The man who spends some time
planning his work gets through 1t
hrst and best.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

New Years eve will come on Sun
day-and permit of good deal o.
quiet thinking.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

will visit the leading hospitals and
medical schools OF this country, next
year.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

l greatly envy those men who are
compelled to go to New York or Chi
cago two or three times a year on bus
mess. When | visit those towns. it is
pure loafing; my business is always
at home.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

They say Charles w. Morse, the
banker.convict, is slowly dying. Sc
are we.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

China Is being pretty badly broken
UP BY the new spirit of progress by
which "A has been awakened.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

It's time to begin to frame up those
new resolutions for next years use.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Aren't men chumps? A Norfolk man
knows it makes him cough to smoke
and he keeps on smoking.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

In most newspapers you will find
this line: Keep something going on.
Is this the reason so much goes on?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

You have a remedy for folly if you
acquire more sense than others, and
learn how to use it.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

So far as l am able to make out
people read the stories in the maya
zines for the sole purpose Of saying:
Il could have written better one my.
self"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

In summer, a man with an automo-
bile can make me feel envious, but in
winter a man with sleigh cannot.
I'm always cold when sleighing, and
the horses hit me with snow balls
from their feet.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

If a man will reduce his faults, he
will find that he has also reduced his
expenses.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

most helped the particular profession
or industry in which they were most
Interested.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Another sign of Norfolk's growth
There are good many more dress
suits owned in this town today than
there were a month ago.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Every one can stand a little more
than he thinks he can
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

bands are eager to earn little money
for themselves.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

1t Is surprising how many grown
people there are who cannot spell.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Taxes are high, but the more money
you have, the better you can afford to
be robbed by taxation.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

If man hires a servant girl he
doesn't think his wife has anything
to do.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Maybe that's why the Standard Oil
raised the price of gasoline a quarter
of cent
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

often say: They can't fool me.
But they often do.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Santa Claus II have to use an automo.
bile.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

A lot of big mouthed men are always
telling you a number of things you
should not do.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22
He went to the Elks, all right.

If you haven't bought 'em yet, you'll
probably put it off till Saturday at
10 p. m.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The early shopper is now urged tc
become the early shipper.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

time to find n resting place, notwith.
standing that all these nations profess
great regard for her.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

But how those five days used to
drag out, in the years gone by!
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Much as children admire their pa
rents, at the bottom of their hearts
the children believe that when they
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

When there is Il popular visitor at a
house, there is a great fuss among the
children as to which shall "sit by her"
at the table.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Personally, we're still hoping that
somebody will give us a barrel of gas.
oline.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Yes, that's just who it is.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Either that, or else they had bunch
that our car was on the way home.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22
AROUND TOWN.

We see by the paper that the head
miller at Norfolk has worked at the
same job twenty-five years. That's a
long grind, all right.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Well guarantee not to light the gas
oline and Fathers cigarettes at the
same time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

You cant realize how few dollars
there are in a S. bill until you break
II.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22
"ED." HoWE's PHILOSOPHY.
Copyright 1911 Geo. Matthew Adams

When your children become so large
that they call you father" instead OF
papa" you will begin to realize that
you are becoming old.
Do you remember that you once be.
lieved if you could accomplish a GER
tain thing, you would be happy man?
And do you remember that within a
few months after accomplishing it,
you were as unhappy as ever? And is
it not probable that you will be equally
restless after accomplishing your next
ambition?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

People have trimmed the orthodox
hell until it is rather a comfortable
place. They have done the same thing
with unfairness; they have made it
almost respectable, but they can never
make it comfortable or profitable.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

are grown, they will be great improve
mcnts on them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

There is no such thing as a convinc-
ing argument, although every man
thinks he has one.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

And speaking Of buying: A week
from today, tn be all but paying the
bills.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

1t is not a pleasant thought for the
men, but most widows seem TO jog
along pretty comfortably; no widow
looks as though she had cried all
night.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Only five more days.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

No one can be entirely satisfactory;
Christ, the most perfect man that ever
lived, was cruCihed by lot of kick.
ers, and they won't admit to this day
that they were in the wrong.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

A little bad luck has cured many a
man of folly.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The older you grow, the more con
WINGED you become that you must be
your own best friend.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Love is a game in which both play
ers usually cheat.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Before doing anything as a result of
enthusiasm or excitement, see IL your
enthusiasm or excitement will not
wear off.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

There is always II controversy going
on as to who is the worst man in
town; but nobody seems to care about
the best man in town.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Good news travels; not so rapidly as
bad news. of course, but do good
thing, and people will hear OF 1t, in
time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

The experience NJ the world is
worth more than the experience of any
ono man.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

So many things easy to recommend
are hard to do.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

Always remember that the neigh
bors watch you closely, and that the
neighbors are very particular.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-12-22

are grown. they will be great improve.
ments ON them.
The experience nj the world lis
worth more than the experience Of any
ono man.
Before doing anything as result of
or excitement see IL your
or excitement will not
wear off.
There is always a controversy going
on as to who is the worst man in
town; but nobody seems to care about
the best man in town.
Good news travels not so rapidly as
bad news, of course. but do good
thing, and people will hear OF 1t, In
time.
No one can be entirely satisfactory;
Christ, the most perfect man that ever
lived, was crucihed by lot of kick.
ers, and they won't admit to this day
that they were in the wrong.
A little bad luck has cured many a
man of folly.
When there is popular visitor at a
house, there is a great fuss among the
children as to which shall sit by her"
at the table.
A lot of big mouthed men are always
telling you a number of things you
should not do.
1t is surprising how many grown
people there are who cannot spell.
| greatly envy those men who are
compelled to go to New York or Chi
cago two or three times year on bus
mess. When | visit those towns. it is
pure loafing; my business is always
at home.
In summer, man with an automo-
bile can make me feel envious, but in
winter a man with a sleigh cannot.
I'm always cold when sleighing, and
from their feet.
So far as | am able to make out.
people read the stories in the maya
zines for the sole purpose Of saying:
II could have written better one my
self"
But they often do.
If it's your deal, and you know you
can turn jack from the bottom with
out detection how many times in ten
do you resist the temptation?
If man will reduce his faults, he
expenses.
Every one can stand a little more
than he thinks he can.
If man hires a servant girl, he
doesn't think his wife has anything
to do.
A pretty man always believes he is
entitled to extra privileges, and is
mad half the time because he doesn't
get them. For it is always the case
that the ugly men get Everything away
from the pretty men.
Even the wives of the very best hus-
bands are eager to earn a little money
for themselves.
There is no remedy for most of the
public ills Of which we all complain;
but you can help yourself some, by
attending strictly to your own bust
ness, while your opponent is looking
for a remedy.
In most newspapers you will find
this line: Keep something going on"
Is this the reason so much goes on?
We all are looking for more money
and less work; but what we actually
find is that more money means more
work.
You have a remedy for folly if you
acquire more sense than others, and
learn how to use it.
If there is way of manufacturing
prosperity, let us experiment until we
find it; but ] find l am able to accom-
plish mighty little with my vote.
Taxes are high, but the more money
you have, the better you can afford to
be robbed by taxation.
People have trimmed the orthodox
hell until it is rather a comfortable
place. They have done the same thing
with unfairneSS. thew have made II
The evening world., 1911-09-08
WHO KISSED GIRL?
POLICEMAN OR
MAN CLUBBED?
Each Accuses the Other, and
Magistrate Postpones Hear
II ing to Learn Truth.

Magistrate Breen. in the Night Court.
expects to decide tonight a question OF
vsracity a. between Robert Brossel. a
waiter Of No. 15 East Tenth street
and Policeman Harry J. Johnson. of
the Fifth street station.
Brossei has the backing OF i've letter.
carriers from sub-station d. Fourth ave.
nue. and Twelfth street. who substan-
tiate his charge that johnson dubbed
him numerically and arrested him
without p~rovocatlon after he lad wit.
messed johnson sitting on the front
stoop OF a rooming house at No. 125
East Thirteenth street. hugg,ng and
kissing Mildred Chaplin, nineteen years
old. who said she lived there With her
pa. snts.
johnson was hunting Witnesses In the
neighborhood of No. I25 Eas. Thirteenth
street last night to back him in his
contention that Brossel jumped out Of
a doorway when the girl started to
walk away from her stoop and at
tempted to hug and kiss her. Miss
Chaplin was the original complainant.
but at the hearing last night she failed
TO appear.
When the case came UP for hearing
"wednesday Ms Chaplin told Magitrats
Breen the same story as related by
Johnson. Brosse! tc!a his story also.
Magistrate Breen was so impressed with
his sincerity that he wrote a letter to
Commissions Waldo. Inspector Caha-
lane was assigned to investigate the
case. and reported to Magistrate Breen
that he believed Brossel's story.
The absence of Mss Chaplin last
night led tho court to postpone the
nnal hearing until tonight. In the
meantime a subpoena has been issued
for her.
johnson could not explain the girls
failure to appear inc spent many weary
hours in the district lear her boarding
house last night looking for her. lie
gays he has found a couple OF firenen
who will swear that his story Is true.
The i've letter-carriers. headed by
Moses Wasserborg of No. go South
First street. williamsburg. were on
hand. wasscrberg was so impressed
with what he had witnessed OF the ar
rest of Brossel that. although he had
never seen him before. he went on his
bail bond OF $500. johnson says the let
tsr-carriers 1t in for him."
The evening world., 1911-09-08
Gimbel Toe-Ease Shoes
For School Children
Women's Neckwear & Veilings

Autumn STYLES. The collection is large and full of beauty.
Shoppers have told US that it contains more new and delightful
examples of the seasons best styles than are shown in any other
store in New York. And prices are low.
Prominent. among the Neckwear Marabou Stoles, which will soon
are the Veniso Lace Collars in sailor be welcome on chilly days; in black
and Quaker styles, in different widths; and natural; A to z strands, ~ to 3
also Yoke and Coat Sets; at 2c to S.. yards long. at SO. LOO to SIT.
Chantilly Lace Wells, in many
Yrlls are fashionable, and here patterns of our own importation, 76c
are many charming kinds Of them, in to Sc.
plated net, handkerchief linen, trim New Mesh Veihngs, by the yard,
med with Irish, Cluny and Fiet lace. in black, white and coors, 16c to 81
SOC to $2. a yard. Main Floor
The evening world., 1911-09-08

way from Sioux City. Ia. with the ex-
press intention Of becoming his wife.
So fruitless has his search been that
he now accuses DR.. Thomas a. Conover
o. st. Bernard's Episcopal Church of
e%onspiring TO prevent his marriage. To
express his opinion OF Or. Conover and
ministers in general he mailed 400
postal cards yesterday, but they were
held up by Postmaster Allen after a Few
had been delivered.
Gelsel's brother. the Rev. Mr.. Geisel.
formerly Of Basking Ridge. but now as
sistant rector of che Church Of the Holy
Apostles. Ninth avenue and Twenty
ninth street. New York. declares his
brother must not be taken too seriously,
The evening world., 1911-09-08
Sale of Camera
Supplies

Amateur photographers are
bound to be interested in this
fine list of special offerings from
the Camera Store.
Oil Ruby Lamps with orange and
ruby glass, at 36c, regularly 60c.
Vulcan Dry Plates, %x5 in, at 28c.
regularly &c.
Sliding Tripods, 1t 90, regularly
60c.
Passepartout Frames for postcards,
three for 10c.
M. @. Tubes 1t 2c. regularly &c.
Zinc Wash Boxes. $50, regularly
65c.
Enlarging from your Negative up
to Sxl0 in, mounted on llxl4 in.
cards, for Saturday only. at 1oc,
regularly 22c.
Developing, Printing. E~nlarging.
done by our own experts at low
prices. Fourth Floor