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The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27
H6r6 and 7 h6r6

Don't sit down in the meadow
and wait for the COW to back up
to be milked--'go after the COW.
Happy is the man who is a sue
cess at several things Lucky is
the man who is a success at one
thing.
If statistics were available
probably it would be found that
60 per cent of this years June
brides have potted ferns, and 60
per cent of last years brides
have baby buggies on their
front porches.
Our idea of a model husband is
one who doesn't kick at the bills
his wife foots.
Personally we have never un-
derstood why women persist in
talking about clothes, husbands
and servants when they might
just as easily discuss base ball,
politics and the weather.
Observe the postage stamp my
son. It's usefulness lies in it's abil-
ity to stick to one thing till it
gets there. -EX.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27
Crawford Show
PI60S6S People

The Crawford Moving Picture
and Vaudeville Show played to a
full house in the Krick building
last night, The pictures are
sharp and clear and the subjects
we'll chosen. The vaudeville acts
kept the house in an uproar dur
ing the whole performance.
Crawford is genius in this class
and allows no one to go to sleep,
nor does he allow the time to
drag, 1t is a side splitting per-
formance, clean without any of
the vulgarity too common with
such acts,
The show will begin promptly
at eight to-nigth, so that the per
Torrance will be over in plenty
of time, not to interfere with the
dance. If you enjoy a whole
some l~ugh don t miss the pro
gram tonight. A complete
change of pictures and also Of
vaudeville.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27
To Nc Cousin

All, me lovin' Cousin Forney,
I've received an read yer blarney
Bout the Socialist
Shakin' shackles from his leg
Bout the crafty politician,
For ignorant suckers fishin'
An tor their favorite bait
They use the foamin. keg-
The politician an the CRATER.
Work in cahoots hereafter,
An their sintiments Gf expresseD,
"The s lie right to the dot;'
While tn Socialistic party
Kape mum as mice, me hearty;
But when it comes to votin'-
They're Johnny on the Spot
And TIL Demos are twin sisters
To their Republican "sin-twisters"
An they kape their stew
A b'ilin' in the pot,
While they'er howlin an a yelpin'
Their bloody selves they're helpin',
For they're al lyin'
Thavin' graftin' lot.
Och, me darlint, lovin' cousin,
Yez have started somethin' buzzin'
Ansthe wool from aft
TIL paple's eyes ye've torn.
May God prosper ye, ye divil.
In yer doin good for avi
Shore, yez have got
An tn 'risin ginera tion,
Soon to run this Grand Old Nation,
Will swarm round
To~grab me lovin' cousin by'th ',hanC
Say in: Forney, yer wonder. "
(Tho', be kripe, twas yer Irish blunder
"An' a monimint to yer MIN 'ry
Well always stand,
From yer lovin fellow kinsmam,
ARTHUR BAILY.
Kansas City'Mo.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27

1t is not many cities that can
afford in these times of higher
prices to cut the levy, Gbut Ros-
well, under the direction of the
dry administration, has been en-
abled to do that very thing, and
never before were 50 many i'm
provements made or the city in
such good condition generally.
The Roswell Record.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27

The mere fact that probably
three-fourths Of all the crimes
are traced directly to the open
saloon is proof conclusive that
regulation is an unmitigated
fraud. The Roswell Record.
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27

The only way to get rid of the
evil effects of the saloon is to kill
the saloon. 1t is also the most
effective way with a skunk. -
The Roswell Record,
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27
TO Protest
tn6 Tinlid VOt6r

It appears that the Associated
Press report sent out on Satur-
day in regard to the senate COM
mittee on territoriec recommend
ing the dropping Of the "blue
ballot" from the Flood Resolu-
ton, was an error. All that was
done was the changing in the
manner of the voting. 1t is not
necessary under the senate COM
mittee recommendation for the
voter to ask for a blue ballot, it
is the judges dutyto hand one to
each voter, who must return it,
whether he marks it sor not, and
the judges must eeposit it in the
boy, only the marked ballots
to be counted. This change was
made on account of the strenu-
Gus efforts of Fall and Spiess to
help the timid voter who was
reported too timid to walk up
aud ask for blue ballot. This
timidity must bea horrible thing!
The morning news. (Estancia, N.M.) 1911-1912, 1911-06-27

w. G. Smith came in last
night from Il visit with his
parents in Colorado. While
there he killed Il bar and says
he will have the hide mounted
to show for itself. He brought
with him another mounted
hide, to prove that there are
bars in that country,or rather
were.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
LOST-ONE WAR.

Italy has spent 100000, 900
uron the Turkish war;" says the Jop-
lin News Herald, "and any moving
picture firm could have staged it
for much less
We had almost forgotten about the
var. In fact, We might have forgot
ten it altogether. were it not for the
Earagraphers. They never forget
anything Most of us had passed up
the Turco-Italian war as a joke. The
figures quoted above would indicate
that if is an expensive piece of hu-
NOR. more so probably, than the
Quixotic revolution in our sister re-
public some months ago
One looks in vain up and down the
first pages of metropolitan dailies to
catch telegraphic dispatches from
the front" The Turco-Italian war.
Ike all we'll regulated conflicts.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

probably has a front, but it doesn't
get the front page (more humor-
not the s1OO.OOO,OOO kind). The
newspapers treat the affair as If it
were so much free advertising. From
last accounts of the struggle,
Italy was trying to bluff the Porte
into a surrender and some blood had
been split about Tripoli.
The war never really had chance.
1t started along about the time We
Americans were interested in the
world series between the Giants and
the Athletics. Locally when We hear
anything about casualty lists, We
are liable to confuse it with the score
ir the Nebraska game.
We humbly apologize for any part
in this international slight. If the
Porte and the King of Italy will just
step in and mix it lively, we will en-
deavor to give the affair our atten-
ton.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Norman J. COlman had done much
useful service in Missouri, particu-
larly in the promotion of agricultural
education in the days when only the
few believed that there could be edu
cation in agriculture while the many
scoffed He was at all times the
friend of the University of Missouri,
and frequently visited the institution
His death is a personal loss to the
many friends he had in Columbia.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Teachers Who Inspired

l.. II. Bailey. known to agricultural
teachers and students throughout
the world, was one of the favOrite
professors of NJ. F. Miller, prOfes-
Agriculture of the University of Mis-
souri,.
Professor Bailey had no difficulty
i'll holding the closest attention of
his students" said Professor Miller.
HE illustrated his lectures with an
ecdOtes from his own experience, and
was especially fond of telling jokes
on himself. He had certain dry
Wit that captivated the audience.
Students flocked to Professor
Bailey's classes. His enthusiasm and
magnetism gave him a strong hold
on them. His lectures were deliv-
cred in a conversational tone which
lent interest to his theme Members
of his classes were accustomed to
call on him occasionally at his home.
His at-home hour was from 1920
until II at night. His library opened
on to his greenhouse, so that the
caller could spend his waiting mo-
ments looking at the growing plants
Years ago a freshman at the
Michigan Agricultural College hand
ed in an examination paper that
attracted the attention of his profess
sor. The professor showed it across
the table to his assistant with the
words: THAT paper was written
either by genius or a fool, | don't
know which" 1t was Bailey's pa
per, and future events have proved
that it was written by a genius.
Professor Bailey has an odd way
of writing books. There are dozens
Of cubby holes in his home library.
Whenever an idea occurs to him, he
files it in an appropriate place. and
when he has enough of them, he has
a book. He writes on an average
two books a year. He always has
five or six books in process of writ
ing. While taking a cross-state rail-
way trip he is almost sure to write
a bulletin or monograph. The
amount of work he can turn out in a
year is almost unbelievable.
"A few miles by boat from Ithaca,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

y. Y, on Lake Cayuga is the country
home which the professor fOndly
calls his 'Baileywick. Here he
spends his Sundays, often with sever
author is at his best while writing
about the problems of country life.
Nor does he overlook the troubles of
the hOusekeeper and the children"
Professor Miller took work under
Professor Bailey at Cornell Univer-
sity in 19O0-19O1. Professor Bailey
is now dean of the Cornell Agricul-
pertinent Station
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Twenty Years Ago.

A new boiler was put in at the
University.
The International Artificial Rain
Company filed articles of incorpora-
ton in Kansas. The company was to
produce rain by secret method.
The United States government can
nOnading i'll Texas produced some
showers.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Forty Years Ago.

A brewery on the Hinkson was
nearly completed. 1t cost $500. A
cave Is feet wide, 13 feet high and
35 feet long was cut in the solid
rock. and a two-stOry frame build
ing was put up. A beer garden was
soon to be added.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
THREE AMERICAN CARDINALS.

America has been Signally honored
in the appointment of three new car
dfnals by Pope Plus X. This makes
a total of four and it is the first
time there has been more than one
in America. The distinction confer
red upon. this country is the highest
iI the history of the church and it
is all the more remarkable when it
is remembered that until 1908
America was regarded as a mission
ary country in the eyes of the Vati-
can.
The Most Rev William H. O'Con-
nell. of Boston, Archbishop John NJ.
Farley, of New York. and the ApOs-
tclic Delegate Dromede Falconio of
Washington are the three Americans
who have received the honor. While
not all are Americans by birth. yet
all have lived in this country for a
number of years. Dromede FaiconiO
who has been the POpe's personal
representative since 1902 was born
in Abruzzi in Italy, but has been in
this country for the last forty years.
Archbishop Farley has been in Amer
lea since the age of eighteen. He
vas born in ireland. The Rev. Will
liam O'Connell is the only one of
the trio who was born in America.
His birthplace was Lowell Mass.
The fifty-twO years of his life have
very nearly all been spent in this
country.
Rome" organ of English speak
ing Catholics, has fitly said. The
United States will have greater rea-
sons than other countries for glad
ness, dS II dSSulilSS III lht
senate of the universal church, that
important place to which it is en-
titled by reason Of the wonderful eX-
pansion of the Catholic church with
in its limits"
The cardinals number seventy,
should the college ever be full, but
this has never occurred. They are
the highest dignitaries next to the
Pope and they form the council or
senate of the pontiff 1t is this body
which elects the Pope.
Roman Catholics in this country
make up more than a third of the
total church membership. In sew
eral states they predominant over all
the protestant denominations COM
bined. In the three dioCeSes in which
the cardinals have recently been ap-
pointed there are about 900, 900
Catholics.
The appointment of three new
Wearers of the red hat is an indica-
ton of the POpe's appreciation of
the work that has been done here
and of the advancement which the
church has made. 1t is the accord
ance to American of the place which
she should rightly hold in the gov
erning of a great church of which
she forms so large part.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Thirty Years Ago.

The Athenaean Literary Society
gave program Of essays, declama-
tions, debate and music. George II.
Henderson of St. Louis county was
president of the society.
The snag boat H. G. Wright left
bOOnville for Kansas City.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Sixty Years Ago.

The population of Boone county
was 1879 and of Columbia 200.
w. b. Quisenberry advertised in
the Weekly Missouri Statesman that
he wanted to buy fifty negroes-men
women and children.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. ]. T. Mitchell gave a recep-
tion Thursday afternoon to a large
number of guests in honor of her
sister. Mrs. W. F. Sylvester of Bill
ings, Mont, who has been her guest
for several weeks. The living rooms
were decorated in autumn leaves and
pink chrysanthemums. Yellow chrys-
anthemums and autumn leaves were
used in the dining room.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
What the Old Grads Sac
Five Years Ago.

II. o. Severance, chief assistant Ii
brarian at the University of Michi-
gan, was appointed librarian at the
| University of Missouri to succeed J.
T. GerOuld.
The students in the College of Ag-
riculture held their second annual
barn-Warming.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Ten Years Ago.

Prof. J. c. Jones, dean of the Col
lege of Arts and Science, was in Sc
vance. Tenn, as delegate to the
Association of Southern Schools and
Colleges.
The Parker Memorial Hospital had
its first patient
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

The new chapter house of the Sig
ma Alpha fraternity was formally
opened with dance last night. Act
i've members and pledges acted as
hosts to a guest list of forty young
women. Mr.. and Mrs. Berry Meal
ester and Mrs. and Mrs. f. Sydney
Stephens We're the chaperons. Re-
freshments were served.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Stewart Perkins and Kumpf Reig-
er, alumni of the Sigma Alpha fra
ternity, came from Kansas City yes
terday to attend the Missouri-Okla-
hcma game and the house warming
OF the chapter. They will return
home tomorrow.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

The philanthropic spirit of some
people shows itself only on occasions
and it is in direct ratio to the impor-
Iance of the occasion.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. r. H. Gray. on Waugh street,
is entertaining her aunt, Mrs. S. ].
Mcclure of Muskogee, Okla.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Miss Louise Meuschke of Sedalia
is the guest of Miss Mildred Bixby at
the Delta Gamma house.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

The invitations for the marriage of
Mrs. Luella Wilcox St. Clair and DR..
WOodson Moss were issued today.
The wedding will be at high noon
November % in the Chapel of Dorsey
Memorial Hall at Christian College.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
Our NeiellbOrS' Business

The churches of Mexico are max
ing preparations to take care of the
poor this winter. Every Monday
representatives from the various
churches meet in the city hall to re-
ceive donations. They are working
ill cooperation with the Mayor and
the cOuncilmen.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

November % to December l is the
time set for the annual poultry show
OF the North Missouri Fanciers' As
sociation. The show is to be held in
Chillicothe.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Moberly is to have white way"
also. The new street lights are ex-
pected to be in operation by De-
cember 1.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. Mason Belcher of 1913 Keiser
avenue gave a five hundred party
Thursday afternoon.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Messrs. Nairn, Reed and Clark
Sigma M members of the Oklahoma
football team, were the guests of the
local chapter at dinner given in
their honor last night.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Miss Pearl Mitchell is visiting in
St. Louis.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

The Kappa Alphas gave a dance
Friday night at the chapter house.
Fifty couples were present. The
decorations were suggestive of the
Halloween season. Refreshments
were served in courses.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

"A White Elephant" was the name
of the annual play presented by the
Mexico ElkS.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. Thomas o. Towles, former
state regent of the d. A. r. who at
tended the dedication ceremony as
the guest of Mrs. G. B. Macfarlane,
City last Tuesday.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

John T. Cogswell, 70 years old,
died recently at his home in Contra
liza.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Colonel w. A. Newton of Nevada
purchased thirty-six acres of land
last week which he proposes to pre-
sent to the city for a cemetery.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. Joseph Thornton read a pa
per on Collective Art of Museums"
at the semi-monthly meeting of the
Tuesday Club Tuesday afternoon at
the Y. NJ c. A. Building. Mrs. w.
+. Harshe discussed The Develop
ment of Painting in America" Mrs.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

The fifty young women of Read
Hall gave an informal dance last
night to seventy outside guests.
Autumn cOlOrs prevailed in the deco
rations of the large parlors and din
ing rooms. Punch was served by
the first year University girls, who
live in Read Hall. Miss Mary Breed,
chaperOn of Read Hall. was assisted
in entertaining by the following
guests of the house who are here
visiting their daughters: Mrs S. j.
Jones of Kansas City, Mrs. c. E.
Yeater of Sedalia, Mrs. w. w. Wal
tiers of st. Louis.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

The Sigma MI fraternity gave a
dance last night for fOrty-five guests.
Yellow chrysanthemums, ferns and
autumn leaves were used in decorat-
ing the rooms A three course
luncheon was served. Mrs. F. w.
Niedermeyer and Mrs. r. E. Collier
acted as chaperons. The following
alumni were guests of the house for
the dance who will remain over Sun
day: S. B. Miller of Carthage, J. B.
Powell of Kansas City, A. C. White
OF MOberly, DR.. Louis Spaulding of
ROchepOrt and Wallace Talbot of
Fayette.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. Frank Blaser and Miss Irma
Dumas entertained with a five hun
dred party Thursday night at
their home 505 High street. The
house was decorated with autumn
leaves. corn fodder and jack-o' o'lan-
terms. Prizes were won by Miss
Agnes Hiebel and Paul Arthur.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. ID. A. RObnett returned home
yesterday from Kansas City, where
she has been attending a meeting of
the WOman's Board of Missions OF
the Christian Church.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Mrs. Frank Mitchell of Centralia
is the guest of Mrs. J. T. Mitchell on
University avenue.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

DR.. j. l.. Merriam and Mrs. Merriam
entertained the Elementary and High
School teachers, ninety-five in num-
ber, Thursday afternoon at their
home in WeStmOunt.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05
The Week in Columbia Society

a NJ. McAfee, who is one Of the di-
rectors of the club. read selections
from Famous American Painters"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Miss Elaine Church of Jefferson
City is the guest of Miss Jessie Miller
at Read Hall for the week end.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Miss Marcia Field of Kansas City
is visiting her sister, Miss Louise
Field, at Read Hall.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1911-11-05

Miss Mary A. WadswOrth of Christ
ian College will lecture before the
Oklahoma Federation of WOmens
Clubs which meet at Chickasha
Okla, next week.
The daily sentinel., 1911-12-01
SMUDCE POTS
CONVENIENCE"
Misinformation About Orchard Heat
ing Supplied by Writer in Farm
Progress. - Valley Not Men
toned in the Article.

OF all the sources of misinforma-
tion with which the general public
has to deal there is probably not as
little knowledge in any other liter
ature as the farm notes supplied
by certain plate service establish
ments and doled out to weekly news
papers throughout the country.
As an instance that will show the
ignorance of the writers of the stuff
and the possibilities the plate people
have for getting it published. The
1 Sentinel cites a story reproduced be-
low which is found in the current is
sue Of Lue Wilcox's Field and Farm
of Denver. under the caption. Use of
Orchard Heaters.
AS a rule the Field and Farm can
be depended on for reasonably safe
reading so long as the Wilcox family
does the writing, but when they go
! 10 filling space with boiler plate the
following is the kind of stuff that
oreeps in:
The manufacturers of oil heaters
have been afforded a great boom tor
their business by the success which
a few commercial growers report in
saving their fruit crops by their use
from destruction during hard frosts,
Says the Farm Progress.
The most notable Illustration OF
their value was demonstrated in the
extensive orchards of grower in
Iowa, who harvested an unusually
heavy and fine crop of apples, for
which he fought sleet storms and Sc
we're freezes for nine successive days
i in the spring and saved the fruit
at an eXpense-for equipment, oil
and labor--of cents per bushel
which at the present price of apples.
gave him after deducting subsequent
! expenses a good margin of profit.
"They are largely used in certain
sections of California for the protec-
tion of the orange crops, and also in
the melon growing districts of Col
orado, and will no doubt come in time
to be considered a convenience. if
not a necessity, by fruit growers and
gardeners in all sections of the coun-
try"
The Grand valley can well lay
claim to the source of scientific de-
velopment of the orchard heater in
dustry. California once "smudged'
with brush and even used lard pals
filled with oil rs a frost preventative.
| but ii was not until it was success
fully tried out in the Grand valley
that 1t was developed to any extent
or that it spread over any appreciable
section of country.
Today orchard heating is as COM
mon in up-to-date horticultural com
munities as spraying or pruning and
no real fruit grower but will admit
its beneficient results when properly
used
Farm Progress" is indeed a pc
culiar title for publication to use
and sive original publication TO such
yarn.
The daily sentinel., 1911-12-01
A FATHERS VENGENCE

would have fallen on any one who at
tackled the son of Peter Bondy, of
South Rockwood, Mich, but he was
powerless before the attacks of Kid
ney trouble. Doctors could not help
him. he wrote, so at last we gave
him Electric Bitters and he improv-
ed wonderfully from taking six bot
ties. It's the best Kidney medicine
| ever saw" Backache, Tired feel
ing, Nervousness, Loss of Appetite,
worn of Kidney trouble that may
end in dropsy, diabetes or Bright's
disease. Beware: Take Electric
Bitters and be safe. Every bottle
guaranteed soc at the c. D. Smith
Drug Co.
The daily sentinel., 1911-12-01
TO OUR FRIENDS AND PATRONS

We wish to announce that we have
moved to 1872 South Fifth street, and
will be open from 6:3U a. IN. to mid
night. Junction 444. Yours for
business. Red Line Messenger Service.
Red Arrow Coal Company.