The Washington bee., 1911-02-11

BACaSNAS - aC4u4ACu hL TIC
cost Of suffering. The price OF real
pleasure is paid in advance; for wrong
pleasure one pays sfter.-John Foster.
LOngchump-Did she give any reason
for refusing you? Hardit- -Reason1 No:
that's the woman Of II Simply said
she did not love me.
Mrs. Cannibal-You haven't a single
rsdeeming trait. Cannibal-Oh, there's
some good in me. / have just eaten
Haissionary.-New York Press.
Mr. s-Do you and l agree on any
thingf Mrs, s.-Yes; each Of us be-
lieves that one OF us Is poorly mated
illustrated Bits.
why do they always make pictures
Of Cupid without any cIothesT'
so be won't ever be out Of style" -
Cleveland Leader.
"Demosthenes talked with pebbles in
bis mouth, my son"
"Hs must have made q rocky speech,
pa."-Nsw York Press.
Bhe-How conceitedly that man talkal
Il be an Actorf
He-woFse than thati He's an ANA
teur actOr.-Lifs.
They say hs has a coarse streak IN
him"
Il should say that hs had q refined
streak in hin."-Puek.
do you keep = second SiriT'
mo; my wife isn't strong enough to
wait on more than one."-Kansas City
Journal
Mrs. Knicker-What did you do when
shs stole your eeokf
Mrs. Subbubs-Stole her dressmaker
New York SuR.
Il am looking for fashionable over
coat"
IAN right, sir. Wm you have it too
short or too long Fliegende Blatter.
Little Giri-whata an intelligence
once, mammal Mother-It's where
one goes to ind cut what wages cooks
are charKing.-New York Herald
Is this new business you're going
into tsntativeT'
mo, 1t amt It's dry gOods."-BaIti-
more American.
TsaCher-Can any one IN tks class
tel me what q lawsuit Isl
Small Boy-Yes, ma'am, l can. It's
suit worn by pOlicemsn.-Exchangs.
Up to q certain point exposure to IA
Afnn, Eftrr4 hn esoFyf9aV q ton
Of seeds, but II that point Is passed the
growth is stopped.
"Fusil" was the old name for the
ntntiock 70 distinguish it from the
matchbox. and fusilesrs were those
who carried fusils
The double entry system Of book
keeping now in common use was first
practieed In Italy in the latter part Of
the fifteenth century.
In Scotland the corn and grass fields
are divided into spaces twenty to thir-
U yards wide by a furrow made by
q plow. These are termed rigs
John Brown was executed at Har-
pers Ferry on Dec. 2, 1889. It was
shortly after IL o'clock IN the morn
ing Two thousand soldiers were
ranged around the scaffold when be
vas brought from his prison house
and placed in a wagon which was to
convey him to the scene Of execution.
Nan In Hard Luck am reduced to
the painful expedient OF asking you to
buy the diamonds in my wifes jeweiTy
and to replace them with limitations.
Jeweler examining the jewelsJ-YOur
vile evidently has preceded you in
evolving that clever plan.-Jewelers'
Circular.
There is 3 seVenteen-year-old girl IN
Atchison who feels so good that she
AlLlost screams with Joy In a few
years when We meet that girl pushing
q baby buggy and looking as cross as
1t Is possible for a married woman to
look we are sure We shall laugh
Atchison Globe.
Bullets Of paper or taIlow produce
far greater damage than metal ones
when used for short distance firing.
A paper bullet passing through six
pieces OF tin placed one foot apart
bpckled them up and made them use
less, whereas metal bullet merely
left a small round hole.
The Sword SwalloweF-I'm in a great
Quandary. Manager What's the mat
teri The Sword SwalloweF-I asked
the two headed girl to marry me, and
only one OF her accepted! Manager
What's the matter with the other Of
her? The Sword Swallower-She's
afraid Of bigamy!
Father-What! Another dressmak-
ers billf Ny dear girl, you should fix
your mind on something higher than
dress. Daughter-SO | have, papa.
I've got my mind fixed on a love OF a
hat IN a downtown millineT's window.
and, Just think, it's only S19.9s! You'll
get it for me, won't you, papa, dear?
Percy exhibiting a bromide enlarge
ment of kodak snapshot Of himself rid
ir1 q doDkayA-Epa 1s4rk I had THE