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RACING fSiSi1s
PlMLlCO ENTRIES.

TIE nirie, for THURSDAY. races. May =. 'oi
Low
FIRST RACE-Tvo.yesr oldS. selling; nv
furiongs -'lnwoDd. lD< -flail. 100 Lagobls
las Wol Dove, iU1 Bitten y, los, Nicklt
lO1 Naughty Roe, iOj. Reg. iO5 'Erell,, i04
"N .JEiit;o2Sfhp d' hitt'tt Mares. thr,, year old. an.
up. ia furi5nge -Netna, LOG Rose Queen. l3
bo'nti loi N,fh'f'll' 1903 Leah lO5' Her
THIRD RACL. rhree sst.oId; and upi ,e!ll
ing ono mile 'Bsyihqrn. ~ L'yminHst, ia
.Ns-nn, ~ Martin Tryle. ia Scann. ll6
.Germal Sltt. ios. Idle Michssl. 81, ssa
TOURTH RACE Electric Park sieeplecnss.
iG. T.csei Of Leave, i5 Water slsel. ~
octopus, iEl Potash. l42 The Speaker, l3I
FIFTH HACE THREE. yearolds and M; Al,
vs. - ii6 Tiar Rdci,' 100. q. L. Buster. ~
Ch,Iat 100. Black, Foot, 100 sm,rs, ~
uesanuc. 10 sand NH. los. Irish GenismU1
ieI, F'khcthrbri. lls.
SIXTH IACE-rnnlted Hunts Purse three
ycatuils AMI up; mile and sixty Nsris. e u.
Miles. i2i. Mr.. uollghtly. 49, The N.esef,
i0i %fircs;one. i27. Amaln. i07, f'riSllian,
SEVENTH RtcE-Tvoyesrold' selling. five
fulonr -'Ma,entius. 100 Rat, los; Wyand"tt.
ITO. ~'Flondas Beauty, 100: stsun, los Iote
ny. ios heinou'' io's Gay. 1915 B'liirnofs'
Apprentice allowance claimed. Weather clear
track fast,
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DIVORCE SUIT
DOES NOT STOP
DEVOTION TO WIFE
CONTINUED from First Pase.)

scrlption OF him as white by name and
white by nature was repeated to him.
did she say that" M said. well.
she's an awrfully good sort-an awfully
good sort, and 1 a say the same OF
her. I suppose we'll always be the very
good friends we are now, and I don't
see what all this fuss Is about cant
'olks be friends, though divorced?
The trouble" he went on. lis simply
4 difference In temperament. She has
the artistic and l the commercial. and
with two persons of such vigorous ma
lures as she and I the love for our
" ork IL bound to predominant over other
affections.
II don't like Europe and I do like
New York ~and-yes. Cincinnati-and she
doesn't care for Cincinnati and she Just
dotes on Europe and the artistic and
musical people who are her friends over
there. When you strike such a situa-
ton as this what 10 there to do but go
to the divorce court?
No Reeo ;liation Dinner.
mo. sir. It wasn't a reconciliation
dinner that We gave last night. although
that would be rather a new wrinkle In
divorce proceedings, wouldn't III II
was Just a little farewell compliment
to her and VI wanted our friends to
know how va stood to each other. That
was ALL"
Mr.. White Is q member Of White 4
Co., No. % Pine street. a famous bond
house. He Ia a director In a great many
public corporations In and about C!n-
einnatl and Cleveland. He was one OF
| the organizers OF the Salt Trust.
lie is the contractor for the Union
Terminal station In Cincinnati, and is
one of the syndicate promoted by Frank
NJ. Andrews which 10 building q chain
| 81 grea. hotels throughout the coun'
| try, OF which the sl0,O0o.0o0 Hotel Nc
! Alpin here Is to be the irst. In this
he Is associated with Charles p. Taft
the brother OF the President. Mr.
White is a director OF the Windsor
Trust Company.
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POULSONDEAD:
PLANNED RELIEF Of
CRUSH ON BRIDGE

Nils Poulson, one OF the foremost
residents OF Brooklyn. died this after
noon at his home. shore Road M
Elghty-elghth street. Bay Ridge.
Mr.. Poulson was one OF the best
known iron manufacturers OF this coun-
try. being the founder OF the celebrated
Hecla Iron Works. OF late years he
became widely known through his study
OF plans whereby the crush on the
Brooklyn Bridge could be obviated. Mr..
Poulson wrote man articles dealing
With his ideas. claiming that relief could
be secured b. turning the bridge into
an everyday railroad terminal. increas-
ing the number Of trains from "a to 1850
an hour.
Mr.. Poulson was born IN Denmark
Feb. q, 1s+3, snd he always retained an
Interest in the scandinavian countries.
In 1910 ne donated 500, 900 FOR the promo
don of social relations between Scanil-
~navlans In the United states with the
Countries they came from.
He came to this country In 1864 and
was employed as a craftsman in sew
erai iron manufacturing plants. In
1876 he and Charles VI. Eyer started the
FIecla plant. One of Mr.. Poulson's IA
vorite ideas was that workmen should
be given opportunities to acquire full
knowledge Of their work, and with that
end In view he started evening schools
where the employees received instruc-
ton In the various phases OF the In
dustry. As q result many OF his former
employees are now In business for
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LEXINGTON ENTRIES.
The entries for Thursday. May I. a

The entries for Thursday. May I, at
Lexington follow:
FIRST RACE-SiS furlong,. selling. Roberta.
io2: Lad, sybil, 1903, Ia roma luay Dainty
Dame. i0l. E.ihclda, Id, The Fad lo3 Jeanne
b'Arr. iG 'tamel, lW; ROYAL Captive. 100
Sewr, ito wotkbo,, III.
SECpNp HACE-nnr mile; for three yesr.nlis
pursc. Rel Horse, lE. Exenptsr, 100 hash.
10. JAb,i. ii2 Sir Dawn. liz. Gro,ef Hughes
THIRD ~RAcE,Tonl md . hali fI,opr; two.
year olds, pufsc.-Pecping, i0J; Ray o Pleasure,
iN5. Cry.isl Domino, los; Limousine. los The
Nanagcr los w~heeistght, los. Guaranola, los
.1F6tRr'd RAcE--rour and /. hs,f .grlmn
IH,SSny f f. I}$ n.si;s' nd, Sis.iss &!t '%.t 10;
ito. ...Ma7o,. no: '''iceiin, 10, Bachelor
,,ir li5. .r~als hmws 10. Geld M.ips,, 10;
Rniinsct ent9 ~. Henderson And Hogan entry,
handi sg- ,pial1 cs,noi,. q h,il'99 B i2,
Bo,is. los Copcois. ia Bonnie Reiso, 1879. :,
LsyiuiA rs Barcarr, 100 i,slsne ,os Myrtle
golis me, loii FSieit9;, ie, oracle. 1872;
Dc'eT, lud, Beach sand, III JACK WesVer, III.
Weather fair. track slow.
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DEVORE'S LONG HIT
GIVES GIANTS LEAD
BATTING ORDER.

WASHINGTON PARK. PRooKLYN,
y. Y. May 3.-The chilly weather had
a serious effect on the attendance at the
ANAL game OF the series between the
Giants and Trolley-Dodsers here this
afternoon. Both the Giants and Dodg
ers will be away from home for the
next few days. as the Mcdrs wites are
slated to play In Boston. while the
Dodgers will 20 to Philadelphia. Rucker
and Raymond did the twirling for to-
days tussle.
In the nrst inning the Giants got one
run on Devore's drive to the fence In
right centre for three bases and Doyle's
sacrifice fly to Myers. The Dodgers, as
usual. were retired in one. two. three
order In their half, paubert being
caught mapping OF nrst.
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1000 AMERICANS
PENNED Up IN A
MEXICAN TOWN
Besieged by Rebels on Land Of
Mazatlan and Port Blocked
by Federal Gunboats.

DOUGLAS. Ariz.. May 3-Refugees
from Guayamas. Mexico. arriving here
to-day. said one thousand Americans
were penncd up in Ma2atlan. unable to
get away because Of the severed conrec-
tons Of the railroad, AMI unable to ge,
word TO Washington to send a warship
to take them away.
Mexican gunboats in Mazatlan IIar-
Dor prevented any egress by sea, while
the rebels had the city surrounded on
the land side when the last news came
from the city. Wire communication
with Mazatlsn Is interrupted.
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WOMAN ACCUSED AS SPY.
Charged with Getting Army Plans
rom German Omcer,

COLOGNE. Germany, May 3.hMad-
emoiseile Thirlon, IN attractive Partisan
resident here, was arrested to-day,
charged with being n spy and obtaining
the secret mobilization plans of the Ger
mar army from an army officer.
The prisoner offers the romantic de-
fence that she had asked for the plans
tense that she had asked for the plans
in order to test the honor of the officer.
who was a sutton for her hand.
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COOLEST MAY WEATHER.

BALLSTON. ". Y, May 3.-The cold
est May weather ever experienced here
prevails to-day with the mercury hug
cling the mark at 20 above zero. A
heavy frost last night wsS followed by
a light snowfall to-day.
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FUNDS FOR LORlMER PROBE.
senate Com iitee Approves Ex-
.lpensc ELI for New iuauiry.

WASHINGTON. May s,-Reuewal II
- Lorlmer Investigation was provided
10 to-day by the Senate Committee on
cD,inPent expenses, which approved a
solution coSlring the expenses OF
such an inquiry. The report viii come
IN IN the Senate Tomorrow and a fight
IS expected.
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AMERICANS SAFE
AT GUERRA VACA.

WASHINGTON. May 3.-Fears for the
safety of American residents at Cucrna-
vaca. Mexico. were dispelled to-day byl
the receipt OF a telegram at the Mexican
Embassy stating that conditions at
C~uernavaca had returned to a normal
state.
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RESIGNATION awaiting me. I % NOT
paskOa for your resignation because
r feel entirely certain that you are
vguiity q no onens hut 81 you In
sist on rssignirg ! than have TO
appoint your successor.
I shall do II with rerret, for
Dave always found you one and
scorrsct TO . dot, and IL Erieves me
20 see any such man sacrihcsd wen
for the time being. very truly
oSours. ". j. oAxsoh,
sona,iss T.. Ryds. Esq, city Cham
bsrlain, New York City.
Hyde's Second Letter.
Assuming. 1t would appear. that the
Mayor would not appoint his success
sor unless ne insisted upon r%esigning,
Mr.. HYDE sent 20 His Honor what might
ne called a repeat communication this
afternoon. This was with the object
OF setting forth his position clearly
n also making his inslstence plain.
The letter reads:
New Fork, Nay ..
MY Dss Mr.. Mayor-Your Kind
letter OF this date ID just nj hand.
M I appreciate very deeply your
.hsnSs So go a, yo, a. noraon-
ally I cannot allow your Admins
tration to bear my burdens Just
or unjust, and ! therefore ask That
you ppoint . successor 70 "hom
may turn ovsr the AFFAIRS OF the
once Of Chamberlain. Very re-
ppsctfuiiy yours.
CMARLEs II. HYDE.
a peculiar demand from Assistant
bi,,rict.Attorney Clark was made upon
beputv CITY Oh, .nber1ain walsh to-
yay u. u.. ,eou,red 10 mako out a
4a,enen, n, tho daily balances carried
a. the ci,v in the Northern Bank be-
Aveen Aug. q. lgiO-the date OF the
tlered meeting between HYDE and
~onbIn-And the time OF the failure of
q. bank.
0Mr. walsh was told to produce his
pcords before the Grand Jury this
afternoon. This would indicate that
DE Grand Jury is stlll working on the
SAter OF hydes Indictment
Whitman to ave Help.
sDistrlct-Attorney whitman VIII en-
gage As special counsel to try Hyde
some big Republican lawyer. Either
crank 8. Black or Henry l.. Stimson
gay be selected, The District-Attor-
Sy's routine busin = would not allow
pm to go actively INTO a protrac'eh
al gains such a resouree'u' opPo-
'Snt as samuel unteHmyer'
sMr. Whitman's attention was cailed
fss'is morning to Hyde's declaration mat
se indictment was the result OF a
licked conspiracy and to the intimatlon
Dat politics Is AZ the bottom OF IT, Inc
0istriet-Attorneys mn was
"eh III inc Indictment was
part OF a poiitlcai conspiracy inc
tciosing OF the Carnegie Trust Com
pany must have been a political
conspiracy. They both grew out or
the same transactions did not
indict Mr.. Hyde. The Grand Jury
indicted him. The grand Jurors are
under oath not TO allow their
pseJudlces or any outside iniu-
snces TO swerve their Judgment"
slt was announced to-day that the
drend Jury is not through with its in
,cestigation into the acts OF Chamber
lain HYDE. and to-day Secretary Smith
- 10 be exanind again. The Jurors. II
.<understood. desire to question him on
statements credited to him In some OF
"A newspapers
60. ,u,..
4 S"e"eS . w,'"sss .
Ihe main witness before the H'ahu
Jury yesterday wac orion IT, ,Chehcy'
tate superintendent: OF -aEks. wh1 in
,xblainiar why he had pertnltted the
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Four Poisoned by Canned Peas.

DR.. Jane. OF Bushwick Hospital, re-
ported this morning that The o men,
beers OF the Wright family whom he
treated last night for ptomaine poison
ing at their home. No. I7s Marion ave-
nue., were out OF danger,
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ALMA c. ARNOLD ARRESTED,

Mrs. Alma c.. Arnold was held In the
West side cour; this afternoon upon
the charge % practising medicine with
out Q license under a bond OF $500.
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Spring Debility

10 duo to tho facilitating weather ofthe season,
and to the Impure, Impoverished, devltaIlzed
condition Of the blood caused by too close con-
Nnement, too little outdoor air and exercise, too
heavy diet during tho winter.
Il 10 cured by the great constitutional remedy
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Observations

a Too expensive
talk OF lining bridge with announcements
ourth ne o
already elected n
The good folk Glib Harbor wash are thinking of changing the
that Venice II bit euphonous perhaps
slightly misleading
o photographed nowadays.
Ought thankful anybody his There
danger he Will be forgotten.
upon BIGGEST elephants
circus adverte SMALLEST
Is this revision downward
MASSACHUSETTS Lodge
old slow, Everybody
It before sent him back to msrepresent
will wii
continent people shn -repember
mExcos national emblem Is the prcky which
political present
KATE WICK Milwaukee
a
through his stomach" She's KNOWN thing
married worthless English given
wouldn't Wouldn't demand backs
discussing be- question: a on
a would
average
that
in fgleaf Watch high folks
pile Paree,
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srRoIlER.

A YOUNG woman Who occupies o
ticket office in front Of y Io-cenl
theatre on Second avenue every
afternoon ia a very pretty girl. In
addition to her comliuess. she IA
pleasant to everybody who ap
breaches the window
Recently rurallst stepped up tc
the window. and. grinnlng. bought
ticket She thanked him and he
slowly left. There was line Ia
front OF the ticket office Five min.
utes later the giri saw the same Eel.
low standing before her.
Mother ticket. please" he said.
wearing the grin
She sold II 10 him and he seppod
aside. II wasn't ten minutes iill he
had worked his way up In the line
again.
Say" the girl said. recognizing
him. I've sold you two tickets
What are you going 10 do with them
ALI"
= dunno" he replied fooiishly,
"bnt it's wuth the money 10 come
up here an get a smile from you"
He didn't appear any more. and,
10 tell the truth. the girl was sdight.
~ disappointed.
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That's your cue. Betty" called
stage Director Kelley.
oh. pardoB me. said Miss Bar
rows Then over her shoulder:
Howard Preston. leave this
house at once n you had all the
gold IN the world. would not b.
your wife. IL IL not enough that
you killed my father and broke my
poor mothers hearts Why do you
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Makes a Fellow Vince

Wholesale Liquor
81 at that She
spoke said all right for work
girls real admiration for the society women
They the best drinkers OF all" she said
liquor dealers convention
humiliation
Of And snt
dunkard his heart isn't
foolish their ideas Of From the
other naonaes they The admirable fact remains
aocatng with the whisky business without
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his wife but she works and
divorce the ground support
California the
husband
he Is really supporting herconsiruc
mighty small and doesn't ns But ladies ask
the rights also
With
Can't eat yourc cake andha II tool
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Just Think Of Seattle Girl Who Quits Church
Singing to Become the Heroine in Melodrammer!
Bettey Barrows IL Making
Good in the Jolly Life Of
Spurning the Villain and Be-
ing Rescued by the Hero -
She SAYS She Likes il.

From n Seattle church singer to
the realms OF melodrama some
Jump. that. But here's a young Sc
attic actress who made the leap.
Since then she has been hurled
from prccipiees and thrown into
Beefhing stage sens by numerous
glowefina viilains. but tho first leap
gtill carries it's original thrills.
For years her soprano voice WAS
heard In local churches and amateur
opera productions. This week she
Us one OF the few In the east that
escapes destruction In Through
Death Valley NJ the Seattle
When The Star man called. Miss
Betty Barrows--that's the young
lady'A name was busy rehearsing
with one OF the villains.
Curse YOU" he was saying. al
last | have you IN my power"
Howard stanton. let go that
girl" came a voice. and with that
the hero dashed on and cleaned him.
Il was getting good when the In
terYiew started.
How do like meiodrama ?"
laughed Miss Barrows "It's quite "A
change from church singing. but
IT'S lots of fun. and much easier
than what we have been playing.
or course. It's q biz strenuous. but
Il points good moral aud pro-
vldes fun and excitement on both
sides Of the curtain. You'd be sur.
prised how seriously many bankers
and lawyers and merchants take
their melodrama Lots of them
come every night aud fairly eat Il
up 10 use a little stage slang"
Il have come TO claim the girl.
broke out n voice.
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''tbarloY. dear. aid young MIS-
Torklna. did sou say that man stole
haauy"
Yes. that's what ! said.
We'll. I'm glad of Il. There we're
more than our men seemed able &
do anything with
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persecute me- Oh. n Jack were
only here" Then. 10 the reporter:
This experience will help me In
singing parts later on II II doesn't
ruin nay voice" she laughed. You
see. this Is my first appearance In
my home city as full-nedged"
Miss BaTrows. you're on" called
-Pinkie Muilaiy.
Some lumpy this interview
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SOME DIFFERENCE.

Bates--Did you say that an In.
competent man could keep n hotel
Just ss well as man who knew
the businessg
Yateg-No: | said 'h~t an inner
perieneed man could --Phsiadei-
phia Telegram.
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. Have you ever noticed how
4 bum actor can set laughter
. aud applause by using cusa
. word :"
. ~Oh. yes. What's the rea.
= SOM"
. i've found out. l believe.
. The audience has been want
= INK to swear. bu, Is too polite"
4 Toledo nlade.
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Gait wish 60 insure my life In
your company.
Dog Owing To the wall.known
characteristics Of your family II viii
be necessary for you 20 take out
nine. policies
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The SAFE SYSTEM.

HE-Plsying bridge for money
must be an expensive pleasure.
She--No. one evening 7 win and
the next lose.
Newell. why don't you play ev-
cry other EVENING"
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IAE ooon RECORD.

"Hsve you. any serious trouble
with your new motor carr
"Not a bit. haven't hit q
single man without being sbie TO
get away before he got my mum.
ber."--Cieyeiand Leader.
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FAIR ENOUGH.

Indignant Stranger-iiere, com.
ing through your garden rye been
stung BY one OF your confoundee
bees
lie culturist onef Just
you point II out. sir. and I'll deal
with IL Immediately Philadelphia
Bulletin.
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HOW WILLIE WON

Mathsr--Did you do as told you
At Mrs. winters and not ask the
second time for piey
wiliie--Yes. ma didn't have 10
ask only once. got the fret piece
thout aAkln'.
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THE counraYs NEED.

= Constable Bottn-l hate
4 tarrest this auier party. but +,
. it's g0t 4 be did
Autoist-W Why. man.
Constable ioftA-Me wanter
4 have picture taken of our /,
. new jail full OF we!ldressed ,
. folks
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AFTER GRADUATION.

Visifor-You used 20 want your
son Herbert Ia NO oii Mes, and go
10 farming. but ! see you've let hlu.
have HIS way nj last and sent hln
10 college
SIR. Muntoburn Huh, Thank
didn't know what ! was doingy Ait
OF hts four years NJ college his AL
lowanee viii stop. and he'll nAtur
ally have 60 go to Kansas to be 9
harvest haHd.
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With bristow The bat Tor the senaiors
election
beating Davis throw 10 first mile bailey struck
Jim sherman
bench and thought
be waoped left field
thought
ma trying to stretch
his the STANDBY
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HIGH STANDING.

There is no doubt In the world
that Jonah was an exceedingly
good and truthful man, enjoying
the respect OF all who knew him.
What reminds you OF all this?''
THE fact that nobody attempted
to discredit his story about fish. %
Washington Star.
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DULL BUSINESS.

Well. John william. how be
things wi you?"
Grave Digger--very quiet. Amt
buried a living soul for over n
month.--London Opinion.
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The TWO WEIGHS.

"Is ton OF coal very much. par"
at depends on whether you are
shovelInG II or burning it"--Phiia-
oclphis Times.
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HIS BUSY TIME.

"Yovr husband looks ali tired out.
10 his spring business heavy7"
mot especially. But he puts In
90 much OF the day discussing pen
nant prospect that he has to work
niphts."
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Llleton
Dollars
of
would
O
lfespeclng nation live at the OF
man. And the Fourth OF Juy nears
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Have you condemned the state
song3"
mo. How can one do Il and still
prove that one was not a compel
itor?"-St. Louis Post. Dispatch.
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The first case Of drunkenness
vas recorded In 1851 ~ c. so IT.
not a ncw fad. after all.
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NO DOUBT OF 1T wHArgvER.

a preacher who found nobody at
prayer meeting began. 70 toll the
bell. A dozen people came running
In. and one said:
"~he 10 deadf"
The church." replied the preach
ef, a. he pulled away AZ the rope.
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MANY OF rsrm

do YOU know. why a dishonest
groecrs scales are like the poets
Arabs"
i suppose Il Is because they NJ.
iently steal a weigh. "-- Baltimore
American
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'27znu


Mrs. Louis Klein OF New York
caught burlar and she gives this
recipe for catching one. "Trip
him. sit ON him. Yell.
Three thousand mill girls IN OF
NEVILLE. II. l.. are on the verge Of
starvation because the mills have
closed down.
And
The mills are closed down be-
cause tight skirt styles have re.
dueed the demand for cloth.
JUST GOSSIP.
First Nelghbor-M Mrs. Smith acts
like woman whose distant reia-
tive had died and loft her for.
tune
Second Ditto; oh. she Just aeta
that way because she has ak tons
OF coal In her cellar left over from
last winter.
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| pinned upon hts coat a sash,
With Votes for Women vroaxhs
And trained him tn say aye" " ~
Our propaganda taught
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Mrs. Owl--What's the matter,
dear? Been fighting?
Mr.. Owl--(minus half his feaih-
ers) Not any | got tangled up In
a wireless message.
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WHAT SHE UNDERSTOOD.

rs your husband at the ball
gamer"
Yes" young Mrs. Torkins re-
piled. Il think the game exerts a
beneficial Influence. He Ia always
talking about lot Of men who are
making frantic struggles TO get
home. "--Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-19

CALLED PATRIOTISM.

"You are very anxious 20 provide
for a safe and asne Fourth Of July"
Yes"
Noise makes you nersousf"
mot especially. But never have
ben able 10 see what . Chinese fire
cracker had 10 do with the Declare
tion OF Independence" -wasi,in9'
tor star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-06-19
For exercise this summer
Well neither golf nor yacht;

When a man looks extra solemn
and HE thoughts appear sublime. dc
not be deceived. tor maybe he Ia
only killing time.
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eyou should Join our Shakespeare
club"
What do you dor
Well. Ne fine every member for
non. attendance Then We take tho
money and 60 to a musical com.
edy. w ashington Herald.