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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

symptoms. To attain
perfect health, you
must keep your filters
right. You can use no
better remedy than
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Nettie Durham,
4 Mechanic ST., Sene-
ca Falls, N. Y. says:
81 had lain in bed
four months and the
doctors said I had lit
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Mrs. Ut Is wonder you are not
afraid to allow that valuable bulldog
on the front porch. Suppose he shouio
hecome attached to some stranger.
Mrs. B.-The only strangers he ever
becomes attached to are tramps' ana
then YOU have to break the attach
ment with a chisel and monkey
wrench.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
a Classic Note.

~Archimedes," read the pupil,
-lesped from his bath, shouting, 'Eure-
IA! Eurekai'"
zone moment, James," the teacher
says. What is the meaning of 'Eu.
veka!'"
Eureka means I have found tt :"
VERY we'll What had Archimedes
found?"
James hesitates moment, then
ventures hopefully:
The soap, um."-Christian Intel
hgencer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
q WaII-ln the Near Future.

"Drat them plutocrats! They're
grinding down the poor worse every
day. There l was maxim ez high az
$29 a week commission fer ketchin'
automobile speeders, an now what do
they do? They take to flynn ma
chimes an cheat poor man out of his
Twin, the hogs. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
A MonocoIY.

Urbanite-What did you come to
the city for?
Country Boy-To earn an honest
living.
Urbanite-That's all right. You'll
End no competition.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
DISTEM PER

In all its forms among all ages of horses
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE
Every bottle guaranteed Over 100000
bottles sold last year $50 and 81 LOO. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers
Agents wanted Spohn Medical Co., Spec
Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
HIa Effort.

Nov, Johnny" said the teacher,
you may try your hand at writing a
short story"
A few minutes later Johnny handed
up his slate on which was written:
Gus boys all loves our teacher
Harper's Bazaar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
BETTER DAYS,

He with a little sigh)-This is the
third winter hat you have had this
year.
She-Well, but dearest, summer
will soon be here now.
Humor is a great solvent against
snobbishness and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
On the [ evet.

do you assimilate your food.
aunty?"
NO, | doesn't, sab. l buys it open
an honest, sah."-Woman's National
Daily
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
MazzE
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We know of no other medicine which has been sue
cessul in relieving the suffering of secured
many genuine testimonials, as has Lydia E. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound.
have been restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkhams Veg
etable Compound. Almost every woman you meet has
either been benefited by it, or knows who has,
In the Pnkham Laboratory at Lynn Mass are files con-
women seeking health in which many openly state
their signatures that they have reaned their health by
taking Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
Lydia E. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound has saved
many women from surgical operations.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is made ex-
clusvely from and herbs and perfectly harmless
The reason why is successful is because contains
ingredients which act directly upon the female organism.
restoring it to healthy and normal activity.
Thousands of unsolicited and genuine testimonials such
as the following prove the efficiency of this simple remedy
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
One Close Tin.

your wandering life as an actor
must cut you off from all ties"
"Ah, madam, say not so. The rail
road ties are ever with us"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

The sunset of your life will not be
beautiful unless your home life was
pleasant during your day of work
Colonel Hunter
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Incidence strangles talent; genius
in slothful man resembles beauti-
full ornament at the top of a very high
spire.-Madame de Puysieux.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

TO DRIVE oETT MAhA Al "a TIE svsrru
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTHLESS
RHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing 1t is simply Qunlne and Iron in a to ste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
Ind the iron builds up the system. Sold by all
keslers for 80 years. Price so cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Always win fools first; they talk
much, and what they have once ut
tered they will stick to.-Helps.
White Slave Traffic

Insist upon a white life for two
and thus solve the white slave traffic
with its attendant ills.-Rev. w. H
Head, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Chica
go.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Fairly Won.

Who gave We tn black eye, JIM"
Nobody gave it t. me. had t
fight fer it"-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny. granules, easy to take.
Do not grippe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Harsh.

Gerald-Coffee keeps me awake.
Geraldine-Me, too; I always drink
an extra cup when l know you are
coming to call.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
HEALTHY KIDNEYS ESSENTIAL
TO PERFECT HEALTH.

When healthy. the kidneys remove
about 500 grains of impure matter
from the blood daily; when unhealthy,
some part of the impure matter is abb
Eorbed. causing various diseases and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
For COLDS and GRIP

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re-
lieves the aching and feverishness-cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liouid-effects Immediately 10c., 25c. and Soc.
At drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

IF dose of Hamlins Wizard Oil taken
at night will prevent your having bad
cold in the morning, isn't. It good idea
to have it ready to take the moment you
feel the cold coming?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
lion, allays pain, cures wind collie 25c a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

happiness is living stone.-Beau-
mont
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Sincerity transforms all things. The
greatest fault, if it is avoided in a
loyal kiss, becomes a verify more
beautiful than innocence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Selfishness.

Selfishness Is the enemy of thu
home, religion and the state.-Rev
Carroll E. Harding, Episcopalian, Bal
umore.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
4 Poor Mattress.

Don't rest on your iaurels. They're
fine on forehead, but they make
mighty poor mattress
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

1t is a gouc thing to know where
you are going. and what you are going
there for.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Between Women.

How exasperatingly clever she is?"
Eyes, but how consolingly homely!"
Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Let amusement fill in the chinks of
your life, not the great spaces there
of.-Parker
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

If you are acquainted with happi-
ness introduce him to your neighbor.
e. Brooks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

The only proof against disappoint-
ment is to expect the unexpected.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

All the rules. that glitter are not
golden rules.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Apply only from Aseptic Tubes to
Prevent Infection. Murine Eye Salve In
Tubes-New Size Csc. Murine Eye Liq.
uid 25c-50c. Eye Books in each Pkg.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Far From Bohemia,

Bienks-How is that lean, unscis
sored bohemian getting on these
days?
Tjarks-Why. they say he is desper
ately In love with the girl down in
the laundry and is to be married soon
Something suspicious about it, though
Bjenks-I should say So What is q
true bohemian doing around a laun.
dry, anyway?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
For HEADACHE-H1cks, CAPUDINE

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's LIQUID pleasant to take-acts immedi-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Old Gentleman-And what's your
name, my boy?
Kid-Sech is fame! He don't rec
ognize de 45-pound champeen Of the
Thoiteenth ward!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Gods work must be done in Gedi
way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Authority Is a misf1t when some
people are clothed with it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19

Heroism is endurance for one mo
ment more.-W. T. Grenfell.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-05-19
Ioods
SarsaparilLa

Is the specific remedy for that
tired feeling so common in the
spring or upon the return OF
warm weather. 1t purifles
and enriches the blood.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
DADS BOY.

Mas bridge club met at our house
last night and this mornin dad snick-
cred so, all the time he was eatin'
his breakfast, he rould hardly swaller.
Ma was more or less subdued, cause
she knew dad had Taught her with
the goods on for once, but, neverthe-
less, she wasn't so darned subdued
that dad felt safe in crowdin' the
thing too far Dad finally said:
We're havin nice weather this
spring, amt we, Mary; a little bit
stormy last night, but it'll clear off in
few days, I guess" And then dad
just leaned back In his chair and
laughed fit to kill himself. Mas eyes
flashed out all kinds of daggers and
other firearms and she kicked the cat
clean across the room when she said:
you think you are awful smart, don't
you,makin' remarks and gigglin' about
the weather. l know what you're
thinkin' about and | want to tell you
right now that there's some women
what'll never be invited to my house
again as long as live. had the high
score myself and was entitled to the
prize even If the club did meet at my
house. When | get down so low"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
NAVAL GUN POINTERS.
flow They Are Aided by the Telescope
Sicht ana Crossbar

How They Are Aided by the Telescope
Sieht ana Crossbar
Perhaps very new outside oil the
service know OF the important part
that the telescope and the crossbnr
sight have played in the development
or target work. Before the recent in.
PRODUCTION of the telescope and the
crossbar the gun pointer strained his
eyes In the impossible effort to adjust
their focus to three widely separated
objects simultaneously. the rear sight
Few inches away. the front sight a
dozen feet distant from the rear one
and the target anywhA'e from 1900
to 1900 yards. Ordnance experts
worked over this problem, and the re
suit was the introduction Of the tel
escopic sight and the crossbars-two
pieces Of crossed wire ut the Ind of
the telescope. When these "cut" on
the target the gun pointer presses his
electric button and the gun does the
rest.
1t Is eminently spectacular, this
great gun battery practice. This is
from description given to the writer
by an umpire whose station was on
one of the ships towing the target:
Through the glasses you could see
needle-like flash from the firing ship,
vessel so far distant that her outline
was but an indistinct blur upon the
horizon. Having caught the fash, the
glass Is dropped, the eye goes to the
stop watch, and you begin to count
one, two, three. four. FIVE, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten, eleven-and about
then you will hear faint drone which
In the next fraction of second swells
Into a mighty roar-the roar Of an ex-
press rushing at the rate of thirty
miles a second. With the roar come
a flying Of splinters from the target,
geyser leaping hundred feet in air.
then another and another. as the rico
cheting shell glances from wave to
wave, and then. last of all, the faint.
faror boom of the gun which had hurl-
ed the missile. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
DECORATED HIS SHIP.
Sir John Had Little Paint and a Fine
Sense of Humor.

Sir John Had Little Paint and a Fine
Sense of Humor.
1t is not often the administration of
Englands naval affairs is attended
with any humorous features, but on
one occasion at least an officer of the
royal navy contributed quantity to the
archives Of the Admiralty.
Once, before the days Of steel ships,
the allowance of paint in the royal
navy was very small. and sometimes
the officers had to pay large sums in
order that their ships might maintain
decent appearance. Sir John Philli-
more resorted to funny expedient
either to soften the heart of the navy
board or, If that proved impossible,
to express his opinion. He painted one
side of his yellow frigate black and
white and used the rest of the black
paint In printing on the other side in
large letters, mo more paintv
The navy board wrote to call his
attention to the improperly Of his
conduct and signed themselves, as
they did officially. "Your affechonate
friends" Sir John made reply that
he could not obliterate the objection
able letters unless he were given more
paint and signed himself, In turn.
your affectionate friend, John Philli-
more"
The naval authorities then called his
attention to the Improperly of the
signature, to which Sir John respond
ed, acknowledging the letter, stating
he regretted that the paint had not
been sent and ending. Il am no longer
your affectionate friend. John Philli-
more"
His frigate was permitted to retain
her original yellow, and thus the
navy board punished Sir Johns i'm
pertinence.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31

says ma, that have to mark up my
score card in order to win a prize,
I'll quit playin, that's all. Course
amt calm any names, but two or
three of the ladies what had low
scores come to me after it was over
and told me they played next to the
last game at the table with the cheat
what took the prize and that her
score wasn't no higher than theirs"
Dad don't never take no mean advant-
age. He stopped laughin' and said:
We'll, never mind, be a sport, Mary;
If you gamble, you mustn't be a
welcher. Brownell, in
Scrambled Eggs"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
The Last Laugh.

Hogan was rafting a clock He was
fairly successful in disposing Of tickets
In the shop where he worked, but he
ran up against trouble when he can
vassed his neighbors. Dropping in at
a neighbours house, he tried to sell n
ticket on the clock.
TITS a fine timepiece and it'll lul,
folne on yer whatnot err mantel," says
Hogan cajolngly
"Gwan, the old clock doesn't rum
replied the neighbor.
Well" drawled Hogan, changing
front completely, well, perhaps yez
won't win ii and then yen have the
laugh on the fellow who Mil
waukee Free Press.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
cATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease, and in order to cure It you
must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not
quack medicine. 1t was prescribed
by one Of the best physicians In this
country for years and is a regular pre-
scription. 1t is composed Of the best
tonics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combi-
nation Of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials
free.
FL CHENEY & CO., Props,
Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
lenqtheninq the Day,

A couple of laborers who had been
working at the wnterworks got into
conversation.
II say, Bob" exclaimed one of the
men. you are bit of scholar Can
you tell me who 1t was that ordered
the sun to stand stillT'
II don't know" replied Bob Some
son Of a gun of n contractor who
wanted a big days work out of the
laboring man. you can bet."-London
Answers.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
They Score Occasionally.

The story runs that a militant suf-
fragist, while speaking in Yorkshire
last summer, was interrupted by a
farmer, who said:
"If thee wor in thee proper place,
lass, theee'd be up in the field yonder,
helpin ia max hay instead O. blethor-
in there.
81 thank you SIR" said the fair
speaker. And II you were in your
proper place you'd be eating it."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
still Dead.

"Why, three generations of my fam
lily had lived and died in this coun-
try he boosted, before your ances-
tors were able to raise the amount
they need to come over in steerage."
Very true. But those three gen.
rations of your family are still dead
ones, I believe. "-Chicago Record
Heard.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31

Pater-Can you give my daughter
the comforts to which she has been
accustomed? Suitor-Yes. sir. I've
breakfasted at yosr home. and I'm
certain that | can complain about the
coffee. read the paper demand the dis
charge Of the cook and announce that
III dine at the cluhe-Tolcdo Blade
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
MISSISSIPPI CENTRAL RAILROAD
East Bound.

No. 2 No. 4.
$3.50 a. m. .Lv. Natchez.. 1850 D. m.
7:1S a. m. .Lv. Roxie. q. .2:3S D. m.
1888 a. m. AR. Brookhaven. 4: 10 p. m.
$3.50 a. m. .Lv. Brookhaven. 4:16 p. m.
9:41 a. m. Ar. Vanilla. SOP p. m.
9:41 a. M. .Lv. Vanilla. . 8 :02 p. m.
1901 a. m. Ar. Silver Creek. g: Fl p. m.
1912 p. m. Ar. Hattiesburg. 1920 p. m.
West Bound.
No. l. No. 3.
$3.50 a. m. .Lv. Hattiesburg. 2:4O p. m.
1892 a. m..Lv. Silver Creek. A: 40 p. m
1854 a. m. Ar. Vanilla. :. .5:02 p. m.
9:01 a. M. .Lv. Vanilla. e. 500 D. M
9:46 a. m. Ar. Brookhaven. d. 5: so p. m.
9:49 a. m. .Lv. Brookhaven. IS: 55 p. m.
11:24 a. M. ..Roxie... ..7:30 p. m.
1915 p. m. Ar. Natchez. :. 1920 p. m.
Effective May 25th, 1911.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
Considerable Subject.

"Jinx Is a very cold, self-centered
sort of a man"
why, didn't know that"
well, he is. meet him every day,
and he knows we have a baby at our
house and yet he never asks how It is
getting along"
'He says he did ask after 1t once
and that he was late to supper in con-
sequence. "-Houston Post.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
Looked on the BRIGHT Side.

what time is it" asked the strong
arm man late at night as he met a
prosperous looking gentleman in a
dark street The ex-foot ball tackle
landed heavily on the foot pads solar
piexis "just struck one" he said
Gee" murmered the crook as he tried
to push the stars out of his eyes. "I'm
glad I didn't meet that guy an hour
ago."-Mirror.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
Expensive.

Seth Woodbury. was a tight-fisted,
hard-hearted old farmer. His brother
William dying, the neighbors said
from lack of proper treatment, Seth
hitched up and drove into town to
have notice about his death inserted
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
Puzzling Reflection.

When Bilkins was away from home
on long business trip he got letter
from his wife that still puzzles him.
1t ended thus:
Baby is we'll and lots brighter than
she used to be. Hoping you are the
same, remain your loving wife,
Everybody's Magazine.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
in the weekly newspaper.

IN the weekly newspaper.
There amt no charges, be there?"
he asked anxiously.
'"Oh, yes, indeed!" answered the
editor; ''our price is two dollars an
inch"
"Cracky!" muttered the old man.
can Bill is six foot two!"-Meropoli-
tan Magazine.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
Makina Il eisnsan. For :. II.

Elderly Rela I've ,sniMng,- Bertha.
Is 1t possible 'St yol a..ow moking
in your parlo Married =; Ger.
tainly, auntie. Tou can sTn Ike your
pipe here II 20 i Hke -ChicaEf Tribune
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
GOOD STORIES BRIEFLY
RELATED.
Had Added Virtues.

"How do you lige the new oatmeal
soap?" inquired the barber, welding
the lather brush with extraordinary
freedom.
Seems nourishing," the customer
replied, with splitter, "but I've had
my breakfast. Judge.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
Plerty Of Chances.

1t never Is Necessary to hunt for long
or to travel fsT II one is looking for a
chance 70 do a good deed. Chicago
Recorf Herald. - nss~2 i
I'M the buggy whsa aiIe vehicle b
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
AS He Pictured II.

A school teacher was trying to
make class understand what a vol
cano is like. In reviewing the lesson
she drew upon the blackboard her
own conception Of flaming mountain,
using colored crayon with extraordi-
nary effect.
what is IT." she asked. The
scholars shook their puzzled heads.
What does 1t look like?" she pur-
sued.
ut looks like hell, ma'am," return
ed a small boy, soberly-Metropol
tan Magazine.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-05-31
HOTEL NELSON
silver Greek, Miss.

Home for trsyelIng men. Located
Rear depot. Hacks meet all trains.
Free sample rooms Rates~s2.0G per
day.