The Seattle Republican., 1911-05-12

fication for the office to which he has been elected
If the law is lived up to there will be very few hold
ing office in the state.
Accoring to the Davenport Tribune every time
few drops of rain fall the wheat belt the daily pap
ers add few more million bushels of wheat to the
expected YIELD which, it reason, cheapens the wheat
CROP because the farmers supposed to have what
they really have not.
deaf mute is seeking to go to the national con-
vention of printers delegate and endorse him,
and further hope all the others, who go, will be of
like ailment, and then perhaps they would advocate
more work and less rag chewing in the print shops.
It occurs to us that too many men and women of
this age are already mixed up in the political game to
be educating the kids to take up the business. The
person who chooses politics for life profession bus
mess is surely headed for the bad house.
"Segar' smokers in Seattle are to be jim crowed
the street cars unless the S. E. Company beat
the ordinance to that effect in the courts, and they
hardly will. Kellogg's proposition to completely cut it
out would have been great deal better
Thirteen of the scoundres who tampered with the
last election in Seattle have been convicted and thr
teen will be before the matter will have been fl
naly closed up, which ought to have sautary effect
on election law breakers in the future
Advocating home for working men sounds good,
but there is absolutely nothing it for is almost
impossible to make those working men, who now have
homes, gotoIt them after work hours and especially
on pay days.
Glen Curtis, the aviator is to fly over the city and
harbor at the Golden Potatch festival in July and the
spectators not to pay single cent for the exhib
ton. Getting something for nothing ought to draw
big crowd.
The coal man is leaving you just now for a few
months vacation but he has regrets as to his work
for the past eight months, and he knows if the ice
gets anything he will have to go to He'll an hunt
for it.
In learning how to fly or avate Jack johnson must
have eye single to- when the police try to get him
for scorchng in his automobile to be able to rise and
and fly away. Jack may be crazy but he amt no fool
blind pig was reported running at large near
Everett recently, but when the sheriff reached the
place, where it reported roaming about it
to have suddenly got it's sight and took to tall timber
In deciding to open its daily sessions at o'clock
p. M instead of at noon the United States senate
shows that it is in full sympathy with the principles of
organized labor, all pay and no work
New Orleans did not get the Panama exposition,
but she has decided to raise 5000 to celebrate the
opening of the canal in 1913. That stupid old Has
Been always did play second fiddle.
These are financial times when great many per-
seem to have fear of having their souls tried
and they therefore commit suicide without any hesitan
cy. Money is the root of all evil.
Knott family in Washington City worked the
badger game' on wealthy merchant by photograph
ing him through knot hole Now the Knots
knotted up in prison cell.
There is no doubt of the fact that real estate is
real estate in Seattle and the it cngs to its pres
owners it will be his real estate when he will have
passed in his checks
daughter of John D. Rockefeller is said to have
started new fad by wearing gold band her ankle
WE'LL we are from Missouri.
When He'll Gate will have been successfully bridg-
ed getting away from Old Nick will simply be walk
over