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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15
A THOUGHTFUL SANTA.

A THOUGHTFUL SANTA. ''Woppington hasn't been able to use
 his Christmas present yet" es You don't sayI What did Santa Claus bring Woppington?" "A lawn-mower."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15

DON'T FORGET. While he may never Look quite the same, Uncle Joe" Cannon's Still in the game. Birmingham Age-Herald.
 ] And Teddy R. though Quiet just now, Next week may start 6 Helluva row.
 Springfield Union.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15

T see where minister's daughter In Ohio dislocated her jaw while yawning." 1T hope she wasn't hearing her pa preach"
 WELL WE'LL!
 Is Sunny Jim''
 Disposed to f1ght7
 Some one called him
 A ''sybarite.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15
CAT HABITS

ing" leather with an injection of glu cose. ,JSS 6l l~i-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15
EASY.

EASY. Lets go over to Old Lunnon and rob a bank What put that notion into your headr' why, if the London police interfere we'll make ugly faces at them and es- cape"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15

ADVERTISING. Who writes a book Must be prepared To have his in- Most secrets barred By publishers Who like to tell How lit'r'y wights At home do dwell.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15
OH. ,WHERE2

OH. WHERE? ft She buried one Last spring; if Another's on The string.
 Oh, Death, where is Thy sting?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15

REMEMBER THIS. Zybszko is wrestler not a soft drink, hair tonic or a kidney cure.-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15
FOR HER PAS SAKE

Still onward to the goal he prest And died uncrowned, yet did his best.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-01-15

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 14l6 New York avenue.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
FOOD FERNlENTS.
Causes Indigestion and Stomach
Distress.

Indigestion or any chronic stom-
ach trouble leads to loss of vigor and
vitality; half the nervous wrecks in
America today can blame indigestion
for their condition.
Fermentation of food means that
your stomach is run down; that your
food does not digest and that the
blood, not being supplied with nutri-
tious elements, cannot supply the
various organs of the body with suffi-
cient nourishment.
That's why indigestion often
causes eye weakness, brain flag, pal
pitation of the heart and inactive
liver.
MI-O-NA stomach tablets will
build up your run down stomach
will Danish indigestion and put your
whole system in good condition II
you will give them a chance. They
are sold by f. ]. Parman at only 90
cents large box.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
ONLY A NEWSPAPER GUY.

l see a man strut through the jam
in hall,
Take a seat mid the speakers and
chat with them all,
us this Murphy" l ask, that the
crowd he defies?
NO" says some one, hes one or
the newspaper guys.
I see man pushing his way through
the lines
OF the cops where a fire brightly
glimmers and shines.
Chief Kenlon" | ask, but fireman
replies,
"Oh, no, why that's one of those
newspaper guys.
/ see man start on the trail of a
crook,
And he scorns all assistance but
brings him to book
Mr.. Burns | inquired. Some one
scornfully cries
Burns? Nav. He's just one OF
them newspaper guys"
] see a man walk through the door
of a show,
Where great throngs are blocked by
the S. r. O.
rs this Goodwin himself, that nc
ticket he buys?"
We'll, hardly. He's one of those
newspaper guys"
see a man knock on president:
door,
And the sign mo admittance" com,
pletely ignore.
rs this Morgan, that privacy's RICH,
he denies ?"
Morgan Shucks! It's just one OF
them newspaper guys"
And some day I'll walk by the grea,
streets OF gold,
And see man enter, unquestioned
and bold.
"A saint" I'll inquire, and old Pet
er'll reply.
We'll, ! should say not, he's a news.
paper guy"
New York Globe.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
PARKER'S HORSES INJURED.
Race Horses Belonging to Parker &
Dickinson of Waterloo Injured
i'm Railroad Wreck.

The stable of pacing horses owned
jointly by George w. Dickinson OF
Jesup and r. Parker of Waterloo
formerly of DEBORAH, were in a rail
road wreck on the 500 line near
Nashua, Mimi, last week. The
horses were being shipped to Minot
n. d. The train of 81 cars was run
ming so miles on hour when the acct
dent occurred. Thirty cars in the
middle of the train left the track and
went into the ditch, the car contain
ing the horses being thrown sixty
feet beyond the right of way. The
horses in the car, all PAGERS, were
Captain r., 2:10 IA; Bonnie Briar
;13 IA: Don Densmore, 2:12 IA;
Lillian Green, year old with a 2
year old record of 2.24. All the
horses were more or less injured and
Captain r., who was looked upon as
a sure 2:05 PAGER this year, was
ruptured. The railroad company has
made proposals of settlement, but
Mr.. Dickinson wired his partner not
to entertain any offer of compromise
on basis of less than $4,000 for
each horse in the car.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Atty. j. A. Nelson's Address.
"The Tree"

Members of the Winneshiek Coun-
ty Horticultural Society, Ladies and
Gentlemen:
Ever since the searchlight of time
first cast it's light on man in the gar
den of Eden, the tree has doomed up
in beauty and stopped over in SER
vice. 1t is natures mighty gift to
man. During the wooden age, mil
lenniums ago, people lived in huts
built from it's timber; carved their
tools and instruments of warfare
from its trunk and limbs: construct
ed their ships from it's wood, and
when the chilly winds blew they
found warmth in its flaming fire.
The tree is with us today. Ii towers
up just as beautiful and just as use
full as in the days of old. Never will
it have diminished in value. Never
will it stand shorn of it's beauty.
Among us the tree is such a common
thing that we perhaps fail to appre-
ciate its companionship, to admire
its beauty, or to understand its COM
mercial worth. In view of this fact
| shall devote my address to a dis
course on the tree, the beautiful,
the valuable tree. The tree you
say, Yes, only the tree. If ] can do
nothing more than merely convince
you that the tree is a large and i'm
portant subject, then, my remarks
shall not have been in vain.
Since time immemorial the tree
has attracted both pen and brush
Poets have delighted us with their
songs of those friends of the forest
Artists have made pictures for us
of those comrades of our homes. The
barefooted boy seeks its green
boughs; the youthful lovers stand
and walk beneath Its whispering
branches" the hoary head finds
pleasure and contentment in Its
sympathetic shade" and when life
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Ice Cream Making and Judging.

Americans are nation of ice
cream eaters, and yet, when the
waiter brings us a dish of some fro
zen dainty most of us do not know
whether we are getting Nabisco
Bisque, Walnut Parfait, Aufait, Nea-
politan, or plain Philadelphia ice
cream. Commercially there is also
great lack of uniformity among ice
cream products. The Iowa Expert
ment Station has prepared CLASH
fication of ice cream and a score
card to be used in judging and in
speeding ice cream. These, together
with formulate for making nearly 200
kinds of delicious ice creams. par
fats, frozen buildings, aufaits, lactos
and ices on a commercial scale, have
been published in bulletin 123
which may be obtained free by writ
ing to the Iowa Experiment Station
at Ames, Iowa.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
A DELIGHTFUL OUTING.
National Editorial Association of
United States Will Visit
Eastern Canada

The members of the National Ed
itorial Association of the United
States, at the conclusion of their an
nual meeting, take a trip to some in
teresting portion OF the continent.
For over twenty-five years they have
been making these annual eXcur-
sions, and it would be difficult to
find a more delightful way to spend
vacation.
We have been with the associa-
ton the past few years. Last year
we visited the Panama Canal, where
we had excellent opportunity TO see
this wonderful work. This year the
association had planned to go to
Honolulu and the Hawaiian Islands
holding the meeting at Los Angeles
but for good reasons this trip was
postponed and it was decided tc
meet at Detroit, Michigan, and SO
northeast from there. The editor eX-
poets to depart this week to attend
the meeting. Four days will be spent
at Detroit, and there will be side
trips from there of much interest
Then we will have special train out
of Detroit, which, together with
special steamers on the lakes viii
give us access to any part of the
country we wish to visit. The triI
will include visits at Kingston, Mon.
treal, Quebec through the Thousand
Islands to Toronto, Cobalt and the
famous mining district of eastern
Canada, the world renowned Musko
ka lake region, and various other in
teresting places. 1t promises to BE-
most interesting trip in every way
Members of the press of north
eastern Iowa desiring to becom,
identified with the n. E. A. ma!
confer with the editor of this pape
concerning membership.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Rhubarb Jelly.

Rhubarb makes one of the best
jellies. But unlike other jelly this
must not be made too early in the
season. The rhubarb is not in a
proper state to make jelly until as
late as currant time. If made too
early the juice will not jelly, but
will remain syrup. To make rhu-
barb jelly cut up the stalks with the
peel on and cook with as little water
as possible until the rhubarb is ten
der, but not too soft. Strain through
a flannel bag, being careful not to
press through any Of the pulp. Put
over quick fire and boil twenty
minutes. Have as much sugar as
juice heating in the oven, and when
it has boiled the required time add
the sugar and cook until by trying ii
will jelly. If there is any doubt
about its jellying add cup Of cur
rant or apple juice to the rhubarb.
Selected.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Aged People Are Married.

Justice H. F. Barthell performed
the ceremony last Wednesday which
united for life two Cresco citizens,
Thomas Weakland, aged IS and Bar
bara Schaffer, aged sc. They knew
each other as schoolmates during
their childhood days at Pittsburg,
Pa, and now in the declining years
OF life have become helpmates and
sweethearts.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
\ New Drug Store,

Mr.. Albert Sorenson, for a good
many years with y. n. Quandahl &
Co.. has leased the Markhus building
on Winnebago street, and will soon
open new drug store there. Mr..
Sorenson has been engaged in the
drug business here for a good many
years and has a wide acquaintance,
who wish him success in the new
business.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Farm at Auction.

40 acre farm l mile east of Satire
known as the Clark Manning place,
being the Sc IA, ne IA, 1873 n.
Rye. Z, w of 3 p. m. will be sold to
the highest bidder on Thursday,
July 20, 1911 at 300 p. m. I'M
provements: room house, barn and
hay shed, small orchard, about 25
acres farmed, balance in timber and
pasture. This place is to be old
subject to 100000 mortgage due
on or before Dec. 1914. The bal
ance to be cash or bankable paper
j. Z. Briggs, Auctioneer; John Kes-
sci, Owner, Burr Oak, Iowa.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Is Amounted INSPECTOR.

Mrs. l.. l.. Couse has been honored
with the appointment as department
inspector of the department of Iowa,
Ladies of the G. A. r., an appoint
ment which entails duties of a plea
SAINT and agreeable nature.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
StoraasIi at Charles City.

Gynther Storaasli, the crack Luth-
er College first baseman, recently re-
leased from the Three-I league Du-
buque team, has Joined the Ted
dies at Charles City, where he
played last year
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
Youth Killed by Train.

Charles City, July 10.-Edward
Langman, living between Rudd and
Floyd was killed instantly by Mil
waukee passenger about three miles
east of Rudd. Langman was about
20 years old. He was on his way
to the home of brother The body
was not found until this morning.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-12
ANY Suit

in cur store sold at special reduction
price. These suits must be sold now
because we need the room for our
great big stock of fall goods. Come
to our store and get bargains.
BEARS
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
FATAL LEAP Of
unknown MAN
Jumps 10 His Death From Nov.
Ing Train

Salisbury. Jan. ia Jwell-dress-
ed white man. apparently about 81
years old. boarded passenger train
No. 19 last night at Hickory with a
ticket to Elmwood and jumped from
the train before Il came to a stop at
Elmwood. He was instantly killed.
having n hole knocked in the top OF
his head. The body was brought TO
Salisbury on the same train at S.3O
and taken 10 wright's undertaking
rooms. Nothing was found on the
body by which II could be identified.
The man wore a. pair Of rubbers and
a black suit, carried silver watch
with Waltham works and had 1886
In money In his pocket. No one on
the train knew anything about him
and none who has seen the body
could identify H.
This Ia the second unclaimed body
now lying n wright's morgnc. teh
other being that Of Charlie Frank,
who died In his room n The old
National hotel Monday.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
WILL ENDORSE
LAKE DRAINAGE
Fifty Thousand Acres 10 be Made
Fertile

Raleigh. Jan. 12.-The state board
Of education has received from It's sec
ond engineering expert agreed upon
by the board and the Roper Lumber
company passing on the feasibility Of
draining Mattamuskeet Lake. Hyde
county and gaining for agricultural
purposes fifty thousand acres Of the
most fertile lands ~ the state. the
finding OF the expert being that the
estimate Of Engineer Wright that the
drainage can be accomplished for
100000 Ia correct and recommending
Oniy sonic minor changes IN the de-
tails Of the proposed system Of drain.
age. The president Of the Roper
Lumber company has been summoned
10 come to Raleigh tomorrow and pass
upon the findings Of the expert. aud
give his formal endorsement 70 the
drainage scheme 20 which he except
"a as party 10 the drainage district
Just as The state had negotiated 4 sale
OF lts holdings 70 a northern syndi-
cate pledged to carry through the
drainage. III fact representatives Of
this syndicate were mere December !
with certified checks for the trade
with the state board when the exeep-
ilon on the part of the lumber COM
pany tied mp the matter pending fur
thcr expert investigation.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
JAP ADMIRAL
IS CRITICAL
Amaaes Officials With Remarks
on Foriilylnq Canal

Washington. Jan. 12.-oaiciais Of
the army navy. and state department
were overwhelmed with surprise yes-
terday at the reported statement Of
the Japanese naval officer. Admiral
Yashiro. at Panama. criticisIng
President Tafi's policy FOR fortifying
the canal as a grea, mistake upon the
part Of the United States government.
The military officials we're uuaui-
nous in refusing 10 be quoted on what
they consider so serious a breach Of
International etiquette until they have
received Official information OF The
remarks accredited to the Japanese
admiral.
NJ American officer. Il was said
would bc tolerated III the United
States service II he ever committed
such 4 serious blundcr IL has been
attributed IL Admiral Yashiro.
II T. the opinion Of officers that IN.
less Japan takes immediate steps ID
ascertain whether Admiral Yashiru
was correctly quoted or not. and II
he did make such criticism 70 mete
out to him severe punishment. the IN.
cident will soon become a subject Of
diplomatic intercourse.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
TuE HOLLY si'RINGs MISSION
Gilhs HOPES OF GREAT GOOD

Rev. 3. $. Bost returned yesterday
afternoon from Holly spungs. 26
miles below Durham. IN Wake conn.
". where there has been established
IN Episcopal mission. which be went
down 70 serve. This mission has
been attached 10 Sc Philips parish,
this city. and Will bc served by the
ministers here. There are seven
very enthusiastic Communicates ol
the church down there. which have
been transferred from the Church oi
the Good Shepherd. Raleigh. 10 81.
Philips, because they are more con.
ycuient 20 this city. Mr.. Bost was
highly gratlncd Ger the meeting
At that place; the large attendance OF
young people: and the earnestnesG
and real manifested IN the responses.
This mission gives great hopes fof
the future in much spiritual good.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
HON. S. |. ROGERS RET|REs
COMPLETES IL YEARS As COR.
PoRATIoy COMMISSIONER.

Raleigh. Jan. 12.-Hon. S. L.
Rogers retired today as q member Of
the North Carolina corporation COM
mission after II years OF service.
The corporation commission family
gathered IN the court room OF the
commission to pay honor 10 the reiir-
ing member. Hon. franklin MoNeill.
chairman OF the commission, was
spokesman for the department and
presented Mr. Rogers with hand-
some sterling silver pitcher as 4
token Or the esteem and admiration
.of his associates on the commission
and IN the department The pitcher
bore an appropriate inscription aud
M. McNeill happily assured Mr.
Rogers Of the friendship Of all OF his
associates and also assured him OF
the great value of his services TO the
state during his term of office. Al
though taken quite by surprise Dir.
Rogers made very appropriate re-
marks or his appreciation Of the re-
membrancc. Mr.. Rogers re.ires his
term Of service as a member of the
commission voluntarily without hay-
ing sought further reelection. 10 take
up the management OF his personal
STAIRS at his home In Franklin.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
DOG SHOT HIS MASTER:
STEPPED ON TRIGGER Oh GIN

Koromo. Ind. Jan 12.-ln return
for ell the dogs that have been mis-
taken for game and shot 70 death by
sportsmen. Albert zell's faithful
canine shot his master. Then he
wagged his tail to show he was still
friendly aud his brown eyes filled
with tears At the realization the
hunter had been hurt. Zcil had a
narrow escape from a fatal injury.
lie had found rabbit In brush
heap and was trying 20 beat II out
To do this lie had laid his shotgun on
the ground. His dog ran around
eager 10 bag the rabbit and one Of
his paws tnuched the trigger OF the
gun. which discharged its load Of
shot into Zell's elbow. A second dog
was killed instantly by the accident
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
President Should Show Interest
in LOrimer Case
BAILEY CHE|F DEFENDER
The Democrats With the Exception of
Six or Eight Have Gone Over to
the Anti-Lorimer Side and
Lorimer supporters Rccog-
nize Damage.

Washington, Jan. 12.-When Sena-
tors Bailey and Paynter turn their
batteries OH President Taft for in
terfering in the Lorimer case, Sena-
tor Burton, Of Ohio, will take the
part of defended of the adrninistra-
|tion
Senator Burton, it is understood,
will hold that as head of his party
it is the light and duty Of the presi-
dent to take an interest in a matter
of this SOFT.
Other senators will be found who
will speak for the president. 1t is
likely that number OF republicans
senator's will do SO.
Bailey Is Lorimer's Defender.
More and more Senator Bailey is
being recognized as the chief spokes-
man for Lorimer The brunt of the
battle in Lorimer's behalf will de-
yolye on him. The membership Of the
privileges and elections committee is
not strong in members who are strong
debaters. and this will throw more of
the task on Bailey's shoulders.
Senator Lorimer and his friends are
getting uneasy over the outlook. The
outspoken nature of the speeches thus
far. and the brunt nature OF others
that are promised, and particularly
the statements that take the view that
Senator Lorimer himself must have
had knowledge Of what was going ON
at Springfield, are said TO be giving
the senator worry.
The Lorimer supporters are begin
ming to recognize the danger that they
will be beaten.
Antis are Gaining Ground.
The democrats with the exception
Of six or eight, are going ove- to the
anti-Lorimer side. The fact that Sem
ator Root. Senator Lodge. Senator
Borah. and other prominent republic
cans are opposed to Lorimer is hav-
ing weight.
President Taft Is said TO be using
plain language In reference to the
Testimony in talking with senator's. He
is credited with having said that he
was shocked" by the testimony when
he read Il.
In view OF the attitude taken by the
president. Il is pointed out that II will
be embarrassing for Senator I.orimer
and the president to maintain any re-
lations II the senate fails to unseat
him.
Leading senators who are opposed
TO Lorimer. declare their belief that
the case for Lorimer will collapse un-
der the battering Il will receive. Some
Of them predict speedy end OF It.
On the other hand. there are out
ward indications that The fight will
drag along for most Of the season. At
least score Of senator's have speeches
prepared. most Of them adverse to
Lorimer. Senators Owen aud Borah
are expected 10 speak at an early date.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
DEFENSE SCORES.
IN sCHENK CASE.
Important Are Drawn
From DR.. Hupp

Wheeling, w. ", Jan. 1.-THE
defense scored heavily yesterday in
the case of Laura Rarnsworth
schenk, charged with having at
tempting to poison her husband,
John o. Schenk the millionaire pork
packer. DR.. Frank Lee Moyne Hupp,
who reported the alleged poisoning
to the authorities, and who was con-
.sidered- the star witness for the state,
was under cross-examination at the
hands of Attorney ]. p. O'Brien all
day, with the exception OF a few
minutes at the opening Of the ses-
sion, when Prosecuting Attorney j.
B. Handlan completed the direct ex-
animation.
Was Not Sure.
Until less than an hour before ad-
journment of court, last evening, the
session was lninteresting. Attor-
ney .0'Brien suddenly collected the
scattered ends Of the cross-examina-
ticn, and brought out from the wit
ness points considered of great value
to the defense. -.
Among other things amitted by
Dr. Hupp, was the fact that ne was
not sure symptoms exhibited by John
o Schenk even after the removal of
the latter 10 the hospital, were due
TO arsenic poisoning until mineral
water used by Schenk, was analyzed
by experts at the University. of yir-I
ginia and Johns Hopkins university;
that the discoloration of the patients
gums was probably due to a diseased
condition of tae gums and the fact
that Schenk did not use a tooth
BRUSH" rather than 10 lead poison
ing, and that the millionaire packer
was at no time, either before or after
his removal to the hospital, actually
confined to he bed at all times.
The statement was made By the
Witnesses that sehenk was ''bed-rid-
den rather than bed fast 1t has
been generally supposed that schenk
was for weeks the point Of death.
0'BrieL alse yecared an admission
that il was the wife who first sum
moned Dr. Hupp and who asked III
schenk s-ould not have a trained
nurse.
The defense apparently also laid
the foundation for a probable claim
of conspiracy. For the first time
during the trial the name Of Albert
Schenk. brother of John o. Schenk,
and head OF the wealthy family. was
brought into the case.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-01-13
FIRST NATIONAL BiNk or
WtDEsBORO TO ENLARGE,

wadeshuro, Jan. i2.--At the annual
meeting Of the directors Of the FIRST
National bank d resolution rccom-
mcnding that the capital stock Of the
bank be increased TO 100000 from
$4,000 was adopted aud meeting
Of the stockholders viii be held Feb.
ruary 10 TO act IN the matter. II Is
proposed to issae the new stock to
the present stockholders as dividend.
The directors reelected the present
officers of the bank for the coming
year.