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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-26
TRANSPORT SERVICE.

U. S. A. T. Crook, laid up at San
Francisco
U. S. A. T. Thomas at San Fran.
cisco.
U. s. A. T. Warren, at Philippines
U. S. A. T. Dix, ar Honolulu from
Seattle, Sept. 25.
u S. A. T. Buford laid up at San
Francisco
U. S. A. T. Logan for Manila via
Guam, September IA.
U, S. A. T. Sherman, ar. San Fran.
cisco from Honolulu, September 70.
U. S. A. T. Sheridan from Manila
va Nagasaki, September IS.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-26
SHIPPING IN PORT.
(Government vesse1sN

(GONeInment Vessels.l
U. S. N. tug Navajo from Mare Is.
land, July 20.
Z. S. Lighthouse Tender Kukui from
island ports, September IA.
U. S. gunboat Annapolis, from Page
Pago September p.
U. S. A. T. Dix from Seattle, Sep
TENDER 25.
(Merchant vesseIs)
Flaurence Ward, from Midway ISL
and, August 3.
Resolute, scr, from Portland, Ore,
September l.
Robert Searles from Mukilteo, Sep.
TENDER 3.
Sailor Boy, schr., in distress, from
Tanning Island, September 10.
Alice Cooke, schr., from Port Town
send, September 16.
S. c. Allen, from Fort Bragg, Sep
tembe 20.
PROJECTED ARRIVALS.
From San Francisco.
Honolulan, September q.
Sierra, September 20.
From Manila.
Sheridan, October 5.
PROJECTED DEPARTURES,
For San Francisco.
Lurline, September 26.
Manchuria, September 30.
For Vancouver.
S. S. Zealandia, October 10.
S. S. Mariana, November {.
For Fill and Australia.
S. S. Makura, October II.
S. S. Zealandia November 8.
For China and Japan.
Korea, September 25.
Shinyo Maru, October 8.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-26
INTERISLAND VESSELS.
For Maui and Hawaii Ports.

INTER-ISLAND VESSELS.
For Maui and Hawsli Ports.
Mauna Kea, IL. S. N Co, every
Tuesday
Claudine, IL S. N. Co., every Fri.
day.
For MoIokai and Maui.
Mikahala, every Tuesday.
For KAUAI Ports.
W. G. Hall, IL. S. N, Co., every
Thursday.
Kinau, IL. s. N. Co., every Tues.
day.
kona and Kau Ports.
Mauna Loa, IL. S. N. Co., alternate
Tuesdays and Fridays.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-09-26

Continued on page five.)
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
FREEi

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whece all else fails. II you have aches
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Mucous Patches In mouth Sore Throat,
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DRUGGISTS, 81 PER LARGE BOT.
TIE. witt directors for homo cure.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
Life Saved al Deaths Door

GtS oaSeo dt 0Sdt" 6SSTs
II never felt so near my grave, writes
w. r. Patterson, of Wellington. Tex /.
as when a frightful cough AMI lung
trouble pulled me down to ZOE pounds
in spite Of doctors treatment Of two
years. My father. mother and two
sisters died Of consumption, and that
am alive today is due solely to Or
Kings New Discovery, which COM
pletely cured me. Now weigh 1877
pounds and have been well and strong
for years" Quick, safe, sure, It's the
best remedy on earth for cougaf.
colds. lagrippe. asthma. GROUP and all
throat and lung troubles. SOC Rnd~31
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by
Roses Drug Store.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
SAVANNAH BRICK WORKS,
SAVANNAH, GA. X

TREASURY DEPARTMENT, office 81
the Supervising Architect, March
6, 1911.
Sealed proposals will be received
at this Office until o'clock p. m. %
the 9Th day Of March, 1911. and then
opened, for an electric sidewalk type
freight lift, hoistway, ETC., in the Unit.
ed states custom house and post Of.
fee at Brunswick, Ca. In accordance
with drawing and specification, copies
Of which may be had at this Office, at
the discretion of the supervising arch
itect. James Knox Taylor. supervis-
ing architect. 2-16-21-2S
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
THE BEST BRICK YOU CAN BUY

All Hard Common B.ick-harder
smoother and stronger II an any 9th
common brick on TIE market. Easier
to lay-more satisfactory to the build
or.
Pressed Front erick-Highly finish
ed. good edges: grow stronger with
age and exposure TT best and
most artistic front rick at the prices
so to IS per cent less than other
front bricks now offered.
Write for prices before you build
Full information sent to inquirers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
ATTENTION OWLS.

A meeting of the Order Of Owls will
be held at the Rifiemens' armory, over
Wright & Gowan Co.'S store, corner
Bay and Mansfield streets, Tuesday
evening, Feb. %, at 7:30 o'clock, all
members and candidates are earnest
ly requested to be present, also those
who have made applications or desire
to join, as applications will be acted
on at the meeting. BY order OF
Feb. Is. MAX ISAAC, Pres.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
Wife Got Tip rop Advice.

my wife wanted me to take our
boy to the doctor to cure an ngly boi1, "
writes d. Frankel. Of Stroud, Okla.
II said put Buckien's Arnaca Salve
on IT, She did so and it cured the boil
in a short time" Quickest healer Of
Burns. Scalds, Cuts, Corns, Bruises,
Spratns, Swellings. Best Pile cure on
earth. Try it. Only csc at Roses
Drug Store.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
THE observation-disclosures and Nah

E-vtaEHDg An8 Nt0Nks
The Secret of the Still''-A south
ern story consisting of a love affair,
built up around a turpentine still. with
a deep-eyed william in full operation
The escape of the turpentine and the
fire which destroys it makes a very
realistic scene. The southern scenery
is familiar to all Of US In this part
Of the country, and the entire picture
Is of unusual interest.
"A Ragged Hero" deals with a poor
little ragged waif and the important
part he takes in the rescde Of very
valuable horse from a burr ing stable
attempt 1t.
The Pastime matinees are becoming
more popular every day.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26
ADJUSTMENTS
THE GRAND TUEsDAY-MoTIoN
PICTURES.

There will be no motion picture
performances at the Grand on Mon
day night on account of the presenta-
tiou og Mr. Bob" by amateurs, but
on Tuesday night Manager Finney
will offer the patrons of the Grand az
excellent motion picture play program
consisting of four of the very latest
picture plays including a beautiful
Pathe Freres hand-colored trick com
edy picture. Watch The News Tues
day for full particulars.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26

"Black Cat" Hosiery, the best il
the world. Adderiey sells them.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26

Big Candy Sale at Andrews Drug
Store today, only 2ec pound.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26

Big Candy Sale at Andrews Drug
Store today, only 2ee pound.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-02-26

Don't forget to see Adderiy's Silks
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
SOME EDITING is NECESSARY
OR A MORE CONDENSED
STYLE OF TYPE FOR THIS

The newest reporter turned this in:
REV. Simon P. w. Drew. D. D., LII D.,
PHI D., pastor of Cosmopolitan Temple
Baptist Church; president of the National
Negro Baptist Evangelistical Convention
of America; president of William McKin-
ley Normal and Industrial School of Alex
andria, Va; president of Lincoln Ma
tional League of America; State vice
president Of New England Baptist Mis-
slonary Convention; president of CosmO-
poitan City Mission and Church Exten-
sion Society; president of National Friend
less Burial Society of America: vice presi-
dent of Ministers Alliance of Mount Bethel
Baptist Association of Washington and
Vicinity, and District chaplain at the
morgue has completed arrangements for
a dinner to be held tomorrow"
The city editor took one look and began
to abbreviate. He chopped at the lower
part. he initiated the titles. he hashed at
the name. He scowled and chewed his
cigar and finally he called the reporter to
him.
Write to this fellow" he said, 'and
tell him that if he wants to get his name
in the paper he's got to get fired from
some of his jobs
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Carolyn, Oh, Carolyn,
Why So Cruel to Us?
Our Sweet Singer Resolves to Write No More
GuSh for One Whole Year-Woe, Woe, Woe!

What have we done to deserve this,
leading writer's of jingles and jinglets.
Time without number, in various publica-
tons, there comes to our attention a
little verse, a parody, a lightsome bit of
sugar and sunshine that makes us forget
our sins.
And Carolyn-Carolyn, who builds illu-
sion upon illusion and keeps childhood
alive in the heart of age-Carolyn is
never, never again to speak poetically.
1t is too Puch!
Hear what Carolyn's resolutions for the
New Year are, as published at umsteen
cents a line n trat sterling publication
called Judge:
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.
By CAROLYN WELLS.
Resolved, That in the coming year / win try
to be less frivolous and Tx to write more for the
upift Of the human soul, more for the extension OF
the higher plane and more in a vein that shall tend
toward the expansion Of the ethical culture Of my
fellow-beings. I shall strive for
fundamental sincerity and sincere
A.. fundamentally and thus
higher bplane, endeaTor to soar
aloft.
Resolved, That l will not. during
the whole new year, even once
parody "Abou Ben Adhem," The
Blessed Damozel," or the "Ru-
baiyat."
Resolved That I will not write
jngles on bridge, the suffrage, or
hobble skirts
Resolved That will write fewer
stuff, anyway.
Resolved. That I will not lift
points or ideas from the published
work Of my literary friends
Resolved, That my work shall appear oftener in
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
AS A CAMPAIGN MANAGER
JIM HAY IS THE FINEST
"SPESHULWRITER" EVER

During the recent battle royal between
Ernie Walker for the presidency of the
Press Club, the first named. being some
what of a politish, cast eyes about him
for a good campaign manager, and the
first person he saw was James Never
tOuchitt Hay. Hay had been a special
correspondent with the Taft administra-
ton, and Hasktn. undoubtedly, figured
this gave him a splendid knowledge of
what to do till the doctor comes when
the patients condition Is blamed serious
DO you know everybody around the
club?' asked Haskin.
why, say said Hay, pointing to q
fat. grumpy-looking gentleman sitting
opposite. do you know ,him?"
'Er-er-yes. said HAskin.
Well" said Hay, ''I know him so we'll
l can get his vote in two minutes"
Then he went over. tapped the grumpy
gentleman on the back, and greeted him
heartily.
Il hope" said he. that I can pledge
you for Fred Haskin. grandest man,
best good fellow. finest this and so in
the world"
Nope" said the other sourly. YOU
can't
Don't you like him." asked Hay.
Yep" said the other, still more sourG
ly.
Because. young man." said the stout
one, YEARLY as he rose to go. my name
Is Ernest Walker, and I'm trying. for the
job myself"
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
THERE ARE SOME THINGS
EVEN A KIND-HEARTED
LAWYER DOES NOT LIKE

A criminal lawyer of this city-criminal
practice, you understand, not tendencies
was recently called upon by the Police
Association TO address them on the need
of pensions in this city. After he had
flown around under the caves and lifted
the roof and made the policemen's eyes
bulge as they had never bulged before,
the lawyer concluded with this:
Gentlemen, this great and glorious
city owes you much. I owe you much.
You protect my family and my property
my all. But I do wish to goodness
that after I've put in a whole morning
getting a client out of the Police Court
you wouldn't pinch him again as soon as
he reaches the front door"
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31

our best journals and that shall ask higher rates
Resolved That l will economic paper. ink,
and 2Cent stamps
Resolved, That consequently I will economieze
candy. willow pumes opera tickets and taxicabs.
Resolved. That l will never allow
anything of a personal nature about
myself TO appear in print
Take away our Santa Claus, if thou
wouldst, oh Spirit of New Year Resolu-
tions! Back the Society of Psychical
Research in destroying our cobwebbed
ghosts! Murder a few of our leading hu-
morists and plant their jokes above them
as a headstone! Even keep T. P. silent
for the ensuing twelve months,
But do not, DO NOT, in this, thy ter
rible and relentless march, deprive us Of
the verses of Carolyn Wells!
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
HERE IS WHERE A DOG
GOT THE GOAT OF A GOAT
AND WON THE WAGER

Here is a story that may be old. but
"Uncle Joe" tells it, so suppose it will
get by.
There were two Kentucky colonels who
were arguing the respective odoriferous
strength OF an old hound dog and a
goat. They selected a jury, the goat
was brought in, and the jury promptly
tainted.
Il win" said the first colonel
Not until my dog comes in" said the
second.
There's no jury" complained the first.
Tell with the jury" said the second.
Thereupon he led in the strong-smelling
dog.
And the goat tainted
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Cut Off One Year.

And that is a happy thought.
This year is one of the few when the
old year is cheated out of ona day. To
all intents and purposes New Years Day
began on the stroke of 12 Sunday morn
ing. Then it was that Johnny Highf1ier,
riding home in a decollette hack, with
mis- patent leather pumps hanging out of
the window, sang lugubriOusly:
I hear that water wagon singing,
Ne-e-ec-ever again.
Oh, it was a gay night. Saturday Up
and down the Avenue the Good Resolu-
TONERS, brandishing beribboned canes and
brassy-vOiced horns whoOped 'er up for
the New Year and all the golden promise
that another year brings forth. The
cafes We're packed and iammed to ultI-
mate capacity by the throng that de-
teTminedly tried to throw old Father
Time out on the back of his neck twen-
ty-fOur hours before he was scheduled to
begin his annual race
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Absolutely His Last.

Harvey's, the RepubIque, the Ebbitt,
the Willard, and the other places were
the stage settings of a dozen scenes that
would have wrung the heart out of a
bull elephant. For instance, there was
little "Chappie'' Brown, who, in full
dress, was entertaining his last chorus
girl party-ab-so-Iute-Iy his last.
Rising to his feet like a wabbIy snake.
young Brown placed one hand upon the
table, while he steadied himself by grasp
ing the coiffure of the nearest girl.
Il drink a toash," said he, Ito my reso-
lushishshon. After toni I'm goin' to
work for fathah. No more drinks, no
more parties, no more
Chappie slid gently into his seat while
the girls drank the toast and smiled ap-
prOvingly.
Came then to my prophetic soul a Wis
ion of Algernon Brown, once known as
"Chappie," trying to help "fathah.' -
Would ''fathah" appreciate it? Would he
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31

foregathered around the punch bowl will
be ready TO sign their names to a list of
resolutions as long as the Mcnamara
indictment and
wish ! hadn't one off from Scotch
to rye. Saturday night was a wild, gay
sort of a night in this beautiful village.
Although the old year still had a day
to so. the village merrymakers, mindful
CT the Sabbath ahead, resolved to begin
their New Year resolutions one night
carly and thereby add to the length of
time they would be kept
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31

wilde lived high up ALA time like this
would 90 be happy?'
And this is what comes back:
oh, mumpfy umpfy. If I could all
lays be in clouds wifi 90 itti ducky
wucky would never cry
'BT~r-r-r-r-r-r-ri
Then there's the new Congressman
who has gathe1 ed a gang of fat-headed
constituents together and is showing
me to them. You'd think he owned
me, to hear him talk. He puffs around
and says:
'Ya-a-a-as, I'll probably have some
interior decorating done here this fall.
The boys in Congress are very favor
ably impressed with the, idea, as sug-
titled IAN act" And. speaking OF
that, did you read my latest speech on
the tariff. 1t was literally applauded.'
Lots to Live Through.
Il have to live through that day after
day. 1 get a jolt every minute on the
minute, but I survive it. Goodness
knows that If such things as these
don't kill me the remarks of a lot of
poking scientists aren't going to bother
me bit.
Geological tuberculosis, have I?
Well, let me tell you. young man. II
had geological tuberculosis with all
the other things I have to stand, I'd
be piled in the ash heap tomorrow.
And you can tell Jack Mosby I said so.'
The interviewer turned and walked
down the hill. In the west a brilliant
winters sun slowly dropped behind the
skeletons of trees that fringe the
Potomac River Standing like an angry
ghost in the foreground of this peace
full, pastoral picture was the Washing
ton Monument. And its peak still
trembled as it recalled the hated words,
geological tuberculosis
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
YOUNG" MEN OF SEVENTY
TALK ABOUT WORK DONE
BY THOSE WHO ARE OLD

Says young Harry Ballard, Of the
New York Evening Telegram:
Citizens who believe men all in at forty-fTe
years should run out to Babylon. Long Island. and
interview the Munsey twins hale and hearty at
ninety-three.
And another man working every day is Admiral
Dewey, considerably than forty-fve when he
fought the battle Of Manila, and who seventy
four yesterday.
And Harry was doing baseball in
Chicago when Pop" Anson wore knick-
erbockers.
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Chappie About Useless.

enjoy seeing mis- young son, swinging
cane, and coming to work at the hour of
II a. m?
Chappie About Useless.
What would "fathah" say when Chap
pie handed his coat to the chief clerk.
sat in the chair expressly intended for
the guests and asked what he could do?
Needless to say this resolution will be
among the earliest to die suddenly and
quietly. And nobody will be grieved un-
grieve.
There was the young man who stood
upon a table in the grill room of one
cafe and declared publicly that he would
on Monday become a leading worker in
the w. c. T. U. They took him to a
Turkish bath.
Meanwhile the blast of the horns was
unceasing as the never-ending, COsmo-
politan throng drifted up and down the
Avenue, in and out of various restaurants
Everywhere the champagne bottles pop
ped and tired walters, their open-front
shirts creased in the middle, gallopd
hither and thither. bearing Overweighted
trays of assorted food-and drink.
Their Last for a Year.
Over it all sailed. like a guardian
SDlIll, the SnduO" OI SOOu TSSOluIOHS,
none the less active because it, was
called into service a day ahead of time.
On F street three dear little girls walked
into drug store.
Let me buy. MabeI-if you haven't the
change said the first, whereat the sec
ond fumbled with a tiny purse and
brought forth silver.
Three ice cream soda checks" she
told the clerk with dignity
In silence the three little girls assimi-
lated the beloved drink; in silence they
arose, and in silence they made their
way to the door. There Mabel paused.
Remember, girls" said she, this is
our last for one whole year"
The other girls nodded solemnly. Then,
like mourners, they walked into the night
and toward a street car, little realizing
in their hour of sorrow what a blessed
deceit they were practicing upon them
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Some of the Effects
of Celebrating New
Years Advent TWen-
ty-four Hours Too
EarIy-Bad for the
Nerves and Also Bad
for the Head.
By JAMES FRANK LYMAN.

Well. having cafcd all over town last
night, having beaten the New Year to
it by one day and succeeded in getting
that copperish taste that is known only
70 the wicked-what is your good rcso-
luton?
OF course YOU have one Everybody
has one or more. at this particular time
Of year, Most people take them in half
dozen lots and then march to see which
they'll drop first There is the good
old water cart-hi>toric and SCARED,
but ready for business-and there is the
pledge against extravaganza and the re-
solve TO pay all bills and the deternina-
ton 10 get married. and
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31

waving their arms in an ecstasy of de-
termination. 1t was inspiring. climbed
on. car, too. I made resolutions with
the rest. and while nobody wished me
good luclIS 1 felt sure, until
But, strictly between ourselves, 1 didn't
know how thoroughly my mind was made
up until got home.
Oh, gee! Why did mix Scotch and
rye?
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Some Pledges on the Row"

Kendrick Scofeld, who remembered the
arrival of Christmas with true delicacy
and tact is among the regenerate. Be-
sides that water wagon, Scofeld is going
to shave. And they were the least of a
number of persons whose right hands
were upraised to heaven. Theodo' Tiller
signed pledge which, If kept, will make
an infant angel out of him and probably
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
The Morning After

Whew, what head; Yes, I'm through.
II I only hadn't-but never mind I am
through and so is Manz. He was with
me last night.
And how about you? At midnight to-
night, when amid the darkness and ST.
lcnce there breaks forth the cacophonous
clamor of bells and whistles, gongs, pis-
tolls, and horns. the season Of good reso-
lutions will have officially opened. Those
cheerful watchers at the Baptist church
who have been listening more or less. an
prehensively to the list of their mis-
doings during the past year, those mid
night watchers in the Methodist church
who have heard the good old deacon talk
of the dear departed in a pessimistic sort
OF way. and those gay merrymakers who
The Washington herald., 1911-12-31
Talk by spOOny Couple.

Every newly married couple that
honeymoons in Washington climbs up
my insides clear to the top and sits
down and moons and moons and
moons-oh, dear, their conversation is
terribly soupy.
Il get this sort of thing every day:
If itti ducky wucky and itti didle