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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
CONGRESS BLAMED
FOR LULL IN Steel
SPEECHES BEFORE AMERICAN
INSTITUTE GIVEN OUT BY U. s.
CORPORATION.

NEW YORK, May 1O--Cupies Of the
speeches by Judge Gary and other
men prominent in the trade made al
The dinner OF the American Iron and
Steel Institute, held on May 4. were
given out at the Office OF the United
States steel Corporation today
Judge Gary made no reference to
the subject OF prices in his address,
but merely spoke Of the efforts that
were being made to promote the wei,
fare Of employees, of the international
meeting to be held at Brussels on July
s and 6 and OF the general condition OF
the steel trade, for whose dullness he
blamed the extra sesslon'of Congress
Several members OF the welfare com
mittee followed Judge Gary and then
James A. Farrell president OF the Uni.
ted states Steel Corporation, talked
about prices. Among other things, he
reminded his helrers that prices TO-
day are from s. to Sc a ton lower than
they were when the read1ustment was
made in 1908.
81 don't believe" he said, that any
business can be forced by any change
OF prices, Furthermore, ! am firmly
convinced that this anaesthetlc condt
tion that business has got into since
ADrIl 4-this choloformed condition oI
business, and 1t Is likely to continue
until Congress edjonrns-cannot bt
revived by any change in the policy
which We have beeA carrying out fol
many months"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
GENERAL MEETING
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WILL
DISCUSS CONSTITUTION AND
EY.LAWs-MEMeERsHlP NOW IS
OVER 500.

There will be general meeting OF
the Fairmont Chamber Of Commerce
in the court house on the night OF
May 18th at 7:3O o'clock for the pur-
pose Of considering the constitution
and bylaws for the organization. The
membership is increasing daily and
now numbers over five hundred as
against four hundred and seventy
eight at the close OF the membership
campaign conducted by the several
teams appointed for that purpose
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

thing at ALL" There is only one way
for YOU to be Of any assistance to me
and that is to subscribe to the West
yirginiun." In which case, the pre-
tended friend will "oome across" or
virtually admit that his conversation
was commonally composed OF what Is
yrlgarly known as common "hot air"
Z. "A good race attracts the attention
az wideawake business men to. the pos;
,sible merits Of contestants whom they
may be tble to llse in their business
stostheir mntaalsad dyantae
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
LOOP CARS WILL
I. /. ". START SUNDAY
REGULAR SCHEDULE Will BE
STARTED LATER = WILL, BE
POPULAR.

! The loop cars will be started on
saHaas il the sweathe Is fine. 'fife'
open cars VIII be used and three Of
these popular coaches will follow the
city cars. The cars will run out, Fair
mont avenue and cross through the
park to Locust avenue, making the
continuous circuit OF the loop. This
will be popular ride. Some bf the
prettiest scenery about and near the
city is on the new road, The regular
service on the loop will be established
later. All loop cars will be designated
such so that passengers can easily
distinguish them from the regular city
cars.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
N..NA TR00PS
NAV az MlJsTEREplN FOR EMER:
|eENcY sERVlcE-ELLloTT AT
,T'IlE WAR DEPARTMENT. !,

WASHINGTON, p. c. May 1O,-Ad'
thtiht General Elliott, Of West Vir'
gInia: has been here in consultation
wsthSths Iaf department yesterday re:
asaTdlng the possible mobilization OF
SGsst Virginia troops in case OF Mex
~, 3cSn trouble. General Elliott sug,
sssted sthat Parkersbnrg was the best
Ssint for mobilization not only OF
West Virginia soldiers, but Tor the
militia ofNadjacent States, because ,g u
the encampment site and water m ne
laid before the war department con-,
plete information concerning tne
States two, regiments, adding tnat y
third regiment might be mustered
General Elliott's conference indicates M
5that the department Is preparing lot
possible emergency,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
BIDSF0RF0URTH
STREET ! BRIDGE
WERE OPENED
Carnival PROPOSITION WAS
TURNED DOWN = BILLS WERE
ALLoWED-oLD BUILDINGS TO
Be RENOVATED.
REFERRED TO COMMITTEE
FOURTH WARD CITIZENS COM.
. PLAIN or .DYEGNG ESTABLISH
MENT-sEyEN BUILDING PER.
MlTs GRANTED.

An adjourned meeting Of the city
council was held last night with all
the members of that body present.
The bids for Fourth street bridge
were opened but nothing definite was
done in the matter ds the bids were IN
such a shape that council could not
determine which was the best OF the
several submitted. The bidding was
drne in different ways covering differ
,ent things. Some were for concrete
structures and others we're for steel
structures.
The bids rof the Fourth street
bridge were as follows: 80
Nelson.Merydith Company, Pitts
burg, Pa, plan A, $l2,1S7, plan B, $l2.
CONTINUED on Page ski
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
K. OF c. END
!. Convention.
WHEELING PEOPLE HoNoRED
WITH, oFFIcEs-NExT i coNv3EN-'
TIoN OF THE ORDER IS VOTED
TO The CITY OF MARTIN sRuRGa.

HUNTINGTON, w. Va, May 1O:-
With an elaborate banquet In the Elks
home, attended by over three hun
dred, and which was one OF the most
sumptuous affairs ever given in the
city, the session OF the Knights OF Co;
lumbus of West Virginia closed here
yesterday. Rev. Father Fl. B. Alt
meyer, Of Huntington, presided as
toastmaster, and among those ws7 re
sponded to toasts were Rev. Father
Flanagan, of Moundsyille; DR.. Charles
A. Wingerter and Rev. 0, Fl. Moye, OF
Wheeling.
The following officers wer elected
for the ensuing year: State deputy, K.
II. Ferrell, of Elkins; secretary, +. G.
Fleister, OF Wheeling; treasurer, j. j.
Brownrigg, OF Huntington; lecturer, j.
n. Barlow, Of Grafton; advocate, j. j.
r. O'Brlen, of Wheeling; warden, s.
]. Hodges, OF Martlnsburg; chapliner
Rev, o. H. Moyes, OF Wheeling; dele
gates TO National Council: Frank Far
rell, State Deputy and Clarence y
Marlin, past State deputy.
Martlnsburg was chosen as the
place OF meeting for next year.
Yesterdays sessions were taken VI
with the hearing OF reports of various
officers and other routine matters. AZ
the morning session Rev. o. II. Moyes
Of Wheeling, delivered an eloquent
address dealing with the work ant
| nurnnsns of the order.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
{ SPRING RAGE
MEETING NIL
BEGIN JUNE 20.
DECISION TO HOLD EARLY RAG
ING PROGRAMME REACHED
YEsTERpAY-FouR DAYS AND
TWENTY RACES.
many HORSES TO Be ENTERED
BALTIMORE DECIDES TO NOT
HAVE HARNESS EVENTS AND
THIS GIVES FAfRMoNT CLASSY
SPEEDERS.

Sinceslast week the business men
OF this city have been debating
whether there would be a spring meet
ing on the local track or NOT. Last
evening all the arrangements were
and the promoters were
ready to give out the Information.
The meeting to determine whether or
not there would be a go on the track
during the spring was to have been
held Saturday, but this meeting failed
to materialize.
The races, consisting of three har-
ness and two running events each day,
will begin on June 20 and will con-
tinue four days. The uniform purse
for the HARNESS. events will be $500
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

Miss Olive Bowers, fofTietIg 81 lliis
city. but now Of McKeesrbFt 1'a Nlio
recently completed egnfse ps liio'
type operator at the Inland Collese n
Chicago, has gone To- yebrRs slIq guy
Neb.. where she has taken spoaitlon
IN the Daily Press. Miss bowers in'
ished her course with iiigl lloaots,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

IMPROVED
EapTy CARS DISTRIBUTED AND
NAMES ARE BEING OPERATED
sTO.DAN.

Daniel willard, president of the Bal
iitnore and Ohio Railroad Company,
VAS hero yesterday afternoon. ne
earne in on train No. IA and remained
Z short time, He made q careful sur
Yey OF things here.
IN Il said that there was consider
,.iSie Improvement In railroad condl'
tions here over night. 4,,,,,
The empty cars were distributed
and the mines are working today
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

wouldn't It be irritating al the nm
,sh 70 iInd that you had lost that thou
sand dollar automobile by narrow
margin of 5000 votes? Nevertheless
at Ills period, so close are the various
candidates that such may be exactly
the case. Make assurance douDlyS
sure. 'Tls better to have a surplus OF
votes tnan to be short few thousand
on May 18th. ,,,.,
Let your campaign be a whirlwlnu
one for the few days remaining See
os many as you can and don't let them
got away without paying cash-you
can't afford to lose opportunities Dy
being compelled to make call'backs'
Even II you have a leading position
now, don't be too confident. Many q
general has been led into ambush
through neglect to keep looking out
for the enemy.
Who Are Your Friends?
Don't be put off with excuses such
as "I'll help you all can with my
friends but / can't subscribe myself"
But the wise contestants are not. dis
couraged ythis sort Of help They
have an answer which goes SOM ethine
! ike this: well, u you lily want "
help me; show that YOU mean Y y itsyogl y
don subscribe, You don't mean ats,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
NEW ROAD BUILT
FATHER RoUTLou HAS FINE
WAY MADE FROM HOLY CROSS
CEMETERY TO TRACTION LINE.

Father Boutlou is constructing
fine road from the Holy Cross GENE.
terry to the Fairmont and Warrington
street car line, He with n party OF
traction officials today inspected the
new road.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

Mrs. L. j. Thomas and son, Walker,
who had been the guests Of the form
er's parents, Captain and Mrs. X, D.
walker, have returned TO their home
in Mannington.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

Mrs. L. ]. Lynch and children, Kath'
crime and William, OF Mcfarland,
RItchie county, and Miss Nora Max,
well, Of Cairo, who had been guests Of
relatives. In this city, returned this
morning TO their homes. 4.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
WARNING.

Tho Contest Manager Issued a
warning that no checks will be
accepted on next Saturday
YOU take checks for subserIp'
lions. have them made payable to
vourseIf and then convert INTO
cash before making your final
settlement.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
TO WESTON.

Constable John S. Walker and Po-
llceman A. C. Ross took William H.
Lake TO Weston today to the hospitel
for tho insane.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
IQRN G.glA.lIGS
is NAMED AS HIM lAllE BOARD
MEMBER BY eoyE el,Ass-

CHARLESTON, W. iay 1Q
Thre members Of the yllhmape Board
were named yesterday Goyelqlor
Glasscock, although fheif appointment
will date from March q Ii9o of llie
three are reappointnent ana each Is
for five years. The Teanpcl litnleps
are Frank C. Baker, Of arsoFlH oi ihe
Second district, and DR. Robert p sRol-
Ter, Of Charleston ofths Third as
trlct. The new man Is Jehn Gum'
mings, railroad engihee Who sue
ceeds DR.. G. B. Graham The board
is composed of five inembers one
from each congressional disstics
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

Miss Louis sutter, who has taught
the past few years in the First ward
public schools, left this morning Tor
/ her home at spartansburg, Va.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
Appreciation of opportunity is the
first thing. This ought to be followed
by energetic campaigning, directed
into channels which will accomplish
most
FRIENDS
RELATIVES,
AcoUAlNTANcEs,
YOUR
FAVoRITE
NEEDS
YOUR
SUBSCRIPTION
THIS WEEK.

You surely wouldn't want her to lose
Just for lack of the votes your sub.
scrlption might bring her. No, OF
course you wouldn't-you wouldn't be
her friend II you did. But now is the
time she needs your subscriptions
most OF all. In fact, It's the very last
chance you will have to help her for
the great contest ends next Saturday
night, SHOW YOU'RE A TRUE
FRIEND by handing her your SUD-
scription and getting all your friends
to do likewise. It's a small matter to
you but: It means a great deal to her
for THAT ONE SUBSCRIPTION OF
YOURS MAY WIN HER A THOU
SAND Dollar iIJTo oM0BILE. Don't
put it over any longer, Just can her
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

Z Al nice suit OF Offices and good storis
are room atcf rent In Me CroEey sldg,
see algler. rust 90 sldE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
S2500 in -HAND IN The
BALANCE--TH|S WEEKS WORK
DECIDES WINNERS IN Big CONTEST


YOUR
CLOSING HOUR
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

$50 Der ceiIt.S on on leather dining
chairs sslse
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10

Continued on PAGE ='yea
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-10
80 Chance to Vote for FaVsEs the esRD9 g LoDsy
'NIN lives ARE EL0S
IN BURNING TER

II
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Application for Liquor Sellers License

Grant County. State OF WiSconSin,-ss.
l, the undersigned, hereby apply to the
city of Lancaster for license to keep a sa-
loon on the following described premises,
tO-wit; On the first or ground f1o0r in the
room designated as No. 107 Maple ST., build
ing situated on lots 3. and 5, block IL, city
of Lancaster, Wisconsin, in the room known
as the bar room in Sc corner of the Phillips
House, for the sale in quantities less than
one .gallon-in. any quantity---of strong.
liquors I to be drank on the premises; s5cR
license to remain in force until the first day
of July, 1912, unless sooner revoked by said
city. If such license be ordered granted by
said city, the undersigned will execute the
bond required by law. with MASSACHUSETTS,
Bonding & Insurance Co., bonding com
pany duly authorized to act as surety in
the State of Wisconsin, as surety and paw
into the treasury CT such city the amount
fixed by said city to be charged for such
license
Dated June 5th, 1911.
CHAS. BRANDEMUEHL.
In presence of
w. +. orion.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Application for Liquor Sellers License

Grant County, State of Wisconsin,-ss.
l, the undersigned, hereby apply to the city
of Lancaster for license to keep a saloon on
On the first or ground floor of the building
situated on the south 20 fit. off the south side
of lot 8. blk. IL, city of Lancaster Wiscon-
gallon-in any quantity-Of strong, spirit
GUS, malt, ardent or Intoxicating liquors to
be drank on the premises such license to
1912 unless sooner revoked by said city If
such license be ordered granted by said city
the undersigned will execute the bond re-
quired by law, with Massachusetts Bond
ing & Insurance Co., bonding company,
duly authorized to act as surety in the
State of Wisconsin, as surety,] and pay into
the treasury of such city the amount fixed
by said city to be charged for such license.
Dated June 5th, 1911.
THOS. S. BLEWETT.
In presence of
w. f. orion.
JnO. NJ Stone.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Your Neighbours Experience

How you may profit by it. Take
Foley Kidney Pills. Mrs. E. e.
Whiting, $50 Willow st. Akron, O.,
says: For some time I had very
serious case of kidney trouble and
suffered with backaches and dizzy
headaches. I had specks floating
before nv eyes and I felt all tired
out and miserable. | saw Foley
Kidney Pills advertised and got a
bottle and took them according to
directions and results showed al
most at once. The pain and dizzy
headaches left me, my eye-sight be-
came clear and today I can say | am
a we'll woman, thanks to Foley
Kidney Pills" j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Application for LIQUOR Sellers License

Grant County. State of Wisconsin-ss.
We, the undersigned hereby apply to the
City of Lancaster for license to keep a sa-
loon on the, following described premises.
floor, situated on the el% of eH of lots and
10, block 81 in city of Lancaster Wisconsin.
known as 12l Maple street. for the sale in
Quantitv-of strong. spurious malt ardent
or intoxicating liQIors to be drank on the
premises: SUI h license to remain in force
revoked by said city If such license be
ordered granted by said city the undersign-
ed will execute the bond required by law,
with Massachusetts Bonding & Insurance
Co.. bonding company, duly authorized to
act as surety in the State of Wisconsin, as
surety and pay into the treasury of such
city the amount fixed by said city law to be
charged for such license.
Dated June 5th, 1911.
r. n. TRENTZSCF
j. n TAYLOR
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Application for Liquor Sellers License

Grant County. State. of Wisconsin,-ss
l, the undersigned. hereby apply to the
city of Lancaster for license to keep a sa-
loon on the following described premises,
to-wit: On the first on ground floor, in the
premises known as the FTanner Building
No. u.s., Madison St., being the south room
thereof, also No. 1T Madison ST. being the
in quantities less than one gallon--in any
quantity-of strong, spurious, malt, ardent
or Intoxicating liquors to be drank on the
premises; such license to remain in force
until the first day of July 1912 unless sooner
revoked by said city. If such license be
ordered granted by said city the under
signed will execute the bond required by
law, with Massachusetts Bonding & Insur-
ance Co.. a bonding company duly authoriz-
to act as surety in the State of Wisconsin, as
surety and pay into the treasury of such
city the amount fixed by said city TO be
charged for such license.
Dated June 5th 1911.
GEORGE WETTER
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
A Leading California Druggist.

Pasadena, Cal, March 8, 1911.
Foley and Co., Gentlemen We
have sold and recommended Fol9y's
Honey and Tar Compound for years.
We believe it to be one Of the
most efficient expectorants on the
market Containing no op1ates or
narcotics 1T can be given freely +
children. Enough of the rem, -
can be taken to relieve ~ rs !.
has no nauseating results. e1 -.
not Interfere with 1s.er ! orr
very truly, c. A. VI = Orup :.
G. L Parsons, See an7 loae !,
Get the original Foley rcnev and
Tar Compound in the Yellow pack
age. j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
for LIQUOR Sellers License

Grant County, State of Wisconsin,-ss.
I, e undersigned, hereby apply to the
city of Lancaster for license to keep a Sa-
loon on the following described premises,
to-wit: On the 1st or ground foOr in the
building situated on the 80 fit. e. and west
by so it. north and south in the E. corner
Of block II, city of Lancaster, Wisconsin,
No. 125. Maple street for the sale in quantities
less than one gallon-in any quantity-of
strong, spurious, malt. ardent or intoxicat-
ing liquors to be drank on the premises;
such license to remain in force until the
first day of July, 1912, unless sooner revoked
by saio city. If such license be ordered
granted by said city the undersigned will
execute the bond required by law, with
MASSACHUSETTS Bonding & Insurance Co., a
bonding companr, duly authorized to act as
surety in the State of Wisconsin, as SURETY
and pay into the treasury of such city the
amount fixed by said city to be charged for
such license.
Dated June 5th. 1911
FRED A. WENZEL.
In presence of
w. E. orion.
JnO. M. Stone.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
ESTATE OF John Anderson, decd,

ESTATE OF John Anderson, decd,
~ State of Wise onsin. County Court of
Grant county-,In Probate,
Notice IS hereby given, that at the special
term OF the County Court, to be held in
and for said County at the Court House in
the City Of Lancaster in said County, on
the second Tuesday. of July, A. D. 1911,
of 10 o'clock in the forenoon, the follow
ing matter, will be heard and considered
The application of w. E. Anderson, as
admins TRAITOR with the will annexed of the
estate Of said deceased. for the allowance OF
his final account, for an assignment of the
residue thereof and for his discharge.
By order of the Court.
E. B; GOODSELL, County Judge.
Dated June I'd, 1911,
LIST ms. June 7: last ms. June 81
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Prisoners Honored Confidence.

When the circus exhibited in Mont
pelier, VT, recently, there was no
work for eleven prisoners in the Jail.
The sheriff purchased tickets for
them and allowed them to see the
show without an escort. Some had
long terms to serve and the crowd and
darkness furnished an excellent OPP
portunity to escape. Fifteen minutes
after the performance was over every
one was back where he belonged.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
oo-oc OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
LEGAL NOTICES
3o-oo-oo-oo-o-o-oooooo-o-o-o
Summons.
Circuit Court, Grant county.
Frank LOeffler, Plaintiff,

Circuit Court. Grant county
Frank LOeffler, Plaintiff,
VS..
DR.. w. J. COvey, trustee and Helen M
COveY his wife, and The American Metals
Company, Corporation organized and
doing business under the laws of the
territory of Arizona. Defendants.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN To the said
defendants:
You are hereby summoned to appear with.
in twenty days after service OF this sum-
defend the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid; and in case of your failure SO to
do, judgment will be rendered against you
of which a copy is herewith served upon you.
S, H. TAYLOR.
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Pc Address Lancaster. Grant County,W1s
lSt ms. May "a last ms June 25
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
SENTENCE SERMONS.


Moral paralysis often passes for pa
thence.
Prudery easily becomes the enemy
Of purity.
It is easy to be patient with profit
able wrong.
The man with no aim is soon able
TO boast Of hitting it.
You cannot warm your house with
gingerbread on the front.
No man ever loved a great good
without hating that which stood in It's
way
If you can white your convictions
down men will soon see your real mo-
tives.
Some men think they are going
ahead because they dodge around so
much.
No man goes far forward who has
not strength of will to back down at
times.
When the life is shifty as the sands
The creed is sure to be proud of being
like a rock.
The bigot is always blind to the diff
ference between liberation and in
dOrsement.
Whether you will ever be free de-
ponds on the use you will make of
your freedom.
We have no right to condemn the
vicious SO long as we make the path
OF virtue so hard.
Religion may be like art; the people
who paint the pictures do not belong
to the art clubs.-Chicago Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
Foley's Kidney Remedy

Is particularly recommended for
chronic cases of kidney and bladder.
trouble. 1t tends to regulate and
control the kidney and bladder ac-
ton and is healing, strengthening
and bracing. j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1911-06-14
LITTLE BROTHER.

Is pudgy.
And picturesque.
He wears a fuzzy beaver.
Also a happy top coat.
His trousers puff at the knees.
His hair is bushy and cunnin' at his
ears.
His legs are rolls Of fat above his
socks.
He stamps his foot so hard it shakes
his round apple cheeks.
But so adorable is this tiny fury
that his punishment is kiss and not
q spank