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MONEY TO LOAN
SALARY AND CHATTELs.


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q E,ITRNiTURE, PIANOS. SAIAARIES
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BIRTHS AND DEATHS.

Births--Ray and Bessie Ralph. 1905 Dav-
import street, boy; Joseph and Emma Pa
veika, 24l9 South Twenty fifth street, girl
Milo and Pearl Mitchell, 1855 Nicholas
street. boy; George and Anne Medlock, 1913
Seward street, girl; William and Anna KEEL
ley, 1872 North Eighteenth street boy Jo-
seph and Russia Cohn, 1880 Poppleton ave-
nue.. girl,
Deaths-Charles Karstler g. ST. Joseph $
hospital; John w. Smith, &c., st. Joseph $
hospital; Freeman Myers, l. 1906 Ohio
street; George II. Goth, o. 2425 South Sew
enteenth street; Anna Daley, Is, Eighteenth
and Cass streets; James N Honaker, SO,
12G Cass street, NelE p. Raun, 70, 1882 South
Fifteenth street, John Kadmouska, 26,
Eleventh and Farnam streets.
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Joseph, aged 50, Thursday morn
ing at 2:50 ......
Funeral Saturday from residence, go,
Patrick Ave, at $50 a. m. to Sacred Hear
.furch at a. m. Interment az HoS
.epuiohar cemetery, Friends invited.
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THE NEW PROFESSION
INTERSTATE COMMERCE.

positions paying $500 to 5000 and up for
traffic managers and tsaffic men. Any
man may master the new government
freight system. Those desiring informa-
ton and how to save freight money and
audit freight bills correctly. call after 4
p. m. at Tier Grand hotel for G. L. Robin
son, state registrar Interstate Commerce
Department, /. g., s. e. U.
WANTED-Men to prepare for automo-
bile business; practical shop work under
experienced instructors; individual road
work in large touring cars. We invite
your investigation. National Auto Train
ing Assn, office 62s Brandeis Theater Bldg.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-01-21

'ToRNE--Jesse e. D., aged 4s years, Jan
vary 10, 1911
Funeral Saturday afternoon at O'Clock
III Swanson's undertaking rooms, Seven
zenith and Cunning streets, under the
.uspices OF the Salvation Army. lnterment
Il Forest Lawn cemetery.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-01-21

Jane, at the residence OF
her daughter Mrs. Henry G. Hartman
270S Spalding street, aged 70 years.
Funeral from late residence Saturday al
o'clock. interment Forest Lawn GENE
cry. Funeral private. Please omit flow
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DEFERRED EoR REM
Furnished Housekeepins Rooms,

FOR RUNT-IIght Housekeeping rooms;
Gas for cooking SIS n nth
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Funeral services at residence. 2lA Maple
treet, Saturday at 70 noon. Funeral cor
bge leaves residence at p. m. for Weo-
Ter street station. lnterment' Caihouh'
Feb.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

j. A. GENTLEMAN CO., " yN SIpl Rt
embalmers. 1914 Chicago. u. 1859. B-lS5S.
E. T Burrowes Co., rustless door & win
dow screens. zoe Brandeis The. Bldg. ID. 1888
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HELP WANTED
MALE AND FEMALE.

WANTED--An experienced saleslady or
salesman in q cloak and suit house. Must
have experience and good reference. Good
salary. Inquire of j. b. Pizer, Hastings.
Neb,%
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HELP WANTED-MALE
Agents. Statesmen and Solicitors

WE HAVE salesmens positions open
where you can earn good money while
studying our course. Practical school OF
Salesmanship Drawer T-55. Cleveland U
LAND Statesmen WANTED-Best and
cheapest land In California. Sold in small
tracts on easy terms. We supply attrac-
tive literature, prospects and give all other
I sssistance possible Trowbridge- Bolster
Company. 1901 City National Bank Bids
Omaha. Neb.
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wANTED-Reputable firm or individual
to handle the exclusive sale OF high class
Washington Commercial Apple Tracts.
Address Box 2i5. Walla Walla, Wash.
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FOR RENT-Two nice modern rooms,
parlor floor. 2S s. 25th Ave
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FOR RENT-Nicely furnished housekeep-
ing rooms good location. 1915 Howard. -
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HELP WANTEO-MALE


WANTED-salesman for Omaha, Iowa
Nebraska and Dakota Apply u6 Willard
hafn1
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stores and Offices.

IN new building. corner OF 18th ana Far
nam streets, an entire floor. AX132 Suit
able for jobbing or light factory purposes
All modern, both passenger and freight
elevator service. See J. A. Freeland, us
Farnam street
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-01-21

CosE-IN front room for nght house
keeping 1l9 n. I'D
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Clerical and office.
Factory and Trades.

EXPERIENCED HARNEssMARER, one
that can do shoe repairing also; steady
position to q hustler. Sam Schneider Sc
Son. Ainsworth, Neb
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FURNACE AND REPAIRS

WATER fronts, furnace and stove re-
pairs. New furnaces and combination hot
water heaters. Thermostats ana tank heat
ers Omaha Stove Repair Works, l206-l20
Douglas ST. Both Dhones.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-01-21

WANTED - First-class architectural
craftsman. A. II. Dyer Co., Architects,
Fremont Neb.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-01-21

FOR RBNT-Offics room, as. located on
top floor; facing court. 80 square feet In
Guiding vault: rents for t25 per month
THE BEE BUILDING COMPANY.
HEATED room for barber shop in new
brick building al 32d and ArbOr ST. Ex-
Cellent location for good barber d. j.
Hughes, Harvey 4625-25O4 So 32d Ave.
The hey to the situatlon-Bes Want Ads
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OFFERED FOR RENT
FurnI.hed Room.-Continusd

NICE south, single room. furnished. aaia
Douglas St
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16

pretty, being worn by a chorus of real.
ly beautiful young girls. Buster, Tige
Mary Jane make up the trio of mis-.
chief-makers, who play new jokes, sing
new songs and make new resolutions.
The old time characters, with the ex.
ception of Grandma, are changed and
for the better too. This season Bus
ter is played by Master Harold, dim.
inutive chap, as much like Buster OF
the cartoons as one could imagine. One
feels tempted to lust love him to
death" Mary Jane, played by another
little person, is done by Madeline
Clark, who makes an ideal Mary Jane
in size and ability. Tige is only a dog
but the most intelligent dog imagin.
able. This difficult role is performed
by Alfred Grady Many new and no
vel features have been added in the
musical line, among them being the
"Billiken Man" by the Buster Brown
Ponies.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16

be in attendance, a new floor is being
laid and that the dancing will continue
for the rest of the evening.
In reference to the three shows of
moving pictures, it can be said that
same will be modern and up-to-date,
the latest pictures always will be
shown.
Every lady who enters the grounds
from o'clock on, will be given a tick
ct with a number on it. At IL o'clock
these numbers will be drawn in the
presence of all patrons and the lady
holding the corresponding ticket will
be awarded very appropriate prize.
So it can be easily seen that the
Suburban Amusement Club are going
to every extreme so as to amuse and
satisfy all patrons. Everything will be
handled and managed strictly up-to-
date and first-class order will reign
from beginning to end.
The park is now open for dates, in
case any club or organization should
wish to rent it on any other night ex-
cept Sunday night.-Adv.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
The 1ombiobee.

do you know the origin Of the
name of the Tombigbee river" asked
the well informed man. WELL" he
went on, at is Choctaw, every syl-
liable, only the word is not "Tombig-
bee;' it is Tomb Ik-bi,' two words.
the + being short in each instance.
Long ago Choctaws inhabited the Sec
ton now embraced within the states
of Mississippi and Alabama and trav-
ersed by the stream that song was
about. Nearly century ago white
mana carpenter-came among the
Indians. He lived on the banks of
the stream and among other things
made rude cOffins for burials. Indians
at that time buried" their dead upon
an arbor supported by poles. but they
gradually came to the white mans
custom of burying in earth and went
to the white man carpenter to get
their boxes From this incident, l am
told, the stream received its name.
Tomb meaning box and Ik-bi'
meaning make or maker, only they
added the word box which signifies
river or creek, so. literally translated,
the combination means the river
where lives the man that makes box
es.' Time as well as the Anglo-SaxOn
disposition to round corners in pro-
nunciation Anglicized Tomb Ik-bi
into "Tombigbee. Wichita Eagle.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16

lean Coal Trust, who believes that his
enormous wealth entities him to the
cream of the worlds good things, and
who has theory that money hunting
foreign noblemen should be taught to
work. He therefore engages poor but
titled people as mis- servants, paying
them fabulous salaries. His butler is
baron and his head groom is a
French marquis. Cowder is a widow.
er and has daughter and a niece who
are very beautiful, and he is in search
of housekeeper, an aristocratic lady
who will manage his household on a
scale in keeping with the blue-blooded
menials.. His brother and his nephew,
pensioners of Cowder's, promise to
find just the right person, and they in
troduce TO him Olga Tartaroff, lady
lion tanner. whom they palm off upon
the old man as a Russian countess.
The Coal King is much pleased with
Olga and at ball in his mansion he
announces his engagement to her.
Alice Cowder and Freddy Smythe, a
young Englishman whom she employs
as her secretary, are in love with each
other, but Alice is Unfortunately proud.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
Doina Nicely.

One of the good fellows Of Broad
way Is really good fellow, except
that he sometimes inclines an ear to
the tempting of the demon rum, says
the New York correspondent Of the
Cincinnati Times-Star. When that
happens his wife sends out a hurry
call for him, claps him in a Turkish
bath and takes the stewed remains
home a day or so later full OF remOrse
and echoes. The other night he failed
to appear at the domestic hearth at
his usual hour. Some time later his
wife began making queries by tele-
phone. Eventually she got on the wire
Of a friend Of the periodical souse.
"Have you seen Harry lately?" she
asked.
The friend assured her that he had
Just parted from her spouse. Yes,
Harry had been drinking a little. The
friend very reluctantly admitted II.
"Is Harry drunkY asked the wife.
"Oh, no, ma'am." said the friend In
tones of horror. "Oh. no. not at all.
BY no means. When i left him he
was able to get along very nicely-on
his hands and knees"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
The Literary Man.

When I get home where live at I
will remove my wifes new hat from
my desk and my daughters socks and
my wee baby's building blocks, three
spools Of thread, some tatting frames,
a box or two of cut out games, some
scissors and my wife's new waists. a
box Of tacks and some tooth paste. a
cookbook and a sewing kit, some let
tiers that my wife has writ, some apple
cores the kids put there, one or two
wads Of handmade hair, a bottle Of
shoe polish, too, hairbrush and a
baby shoe, some stockings that are
worth a darn, a skein or two Of darn
ing yarn. picture book or two or
three, a picture babe has drawn for
me, rubber ball, piece Of gum, some
picture postcards and a drum. I'll do
all that when l get home and then
write an immortal poem that will have
Swinburne double crossed-if all my
pencils are not lost.-HoustOn Post.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
PROGRESSIVE JUNIORS.

The Progressive Junior Euchre Club
was entertained on Thursday last by
Miss lone Hampton. An unusually en-
joyable evening was spent by all. The
following were the lucky players
Misses Florence Talbot and Gertrude
Sewall, Messrs. Walter Lily and Sam
Boylan. Miss Florence Brownlee re.
ceived the girls consolation.
Miss Marguerite Corbett and Mr..
VIM. Sewall were guests of the club.
The next meeting will be held at
Miss Edna Schrodes's home in Ope.
lousas avenue, on March 2.
NEW WooDMeN CAMP.
The new Woodmen Camp which was
organized here somt, time ago and
named in honor OF Sovereign Com
mander J. c. Root, hiss been given No
$40 by the Sovereign Camp at Omaha
The membership of the local camp is
growing steadily, forty names already
being enrolled as members, and it is
said by those actively interested in the
new lodge that this number will be
doubled shortly.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
Wrecks and Cats and Doqs.

There is an odd provision in the
English law on wrecks. 1t used to
be that wrecks, like pretty nearly ev-
erything else, belonged to the king.
Sometimes, II vessel were only part
ly wrecked and 1t could be raised, an
owner was averse to surrendering it,
but it was generally seized for the king
In accordance with the law until the
question came up as to just what was
q wreck. 1t was generally admitted
that when all hands were lost that
was a wreck, but as they wanted to
get as narrow a definition as they
could they got parliament to establish
a law that in future nothing shall
be considered a wreck out Of which a
cat or a dog escapes alive, and from
that time until the present day no
vessel coasts about England without
carrying a cat or dog.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
COMING.

Following the engagement of Bus.
ter Brown at the Crescent, "A Win.
ming Miss another musical comedy,
will come to the popular playhouse
This comedy was produced in Chicago
and made tremendous hit. The com.
pany which comes here is headed by
Max Bloom, comedian who is scream.
ingly funny in his work. He is sup
ported by cast which will please the
Crescent patrons as few companies
have pleased them this season. The
chorus is one of the big features of
the show, many pretty girls being
members of that part of the organiza'
ton. This will be the first appearance
of the production in New Orleans.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
LEAVES SIX CHILDREN.

One of the saddest deaths for some
time was that of Mrs. Arthur Sutton,
which occurred on Monday morning
at the residence, 735 Elmira street
Mrs. Sutton had been i'll for quite a
long while and her death was not IN
expected. She leaves to mourn her
early demise six little children, the
youngest of which is two years and
three months, and the eldest twelve
years. Mrs. Sutton was the daughter
of Mrs. Victor Simon. She also leaves
three sisters and brother. The fu-
neral took place Tuesday afternoon
from Mt. Olivet Episcopal church, Rev.
w. s. Slack officiating. Interment was
in McDonoghville cemetery.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
TULANE.

os at the fashionable Tu
w. s..,re. beginning Sunday night
y ~ Frohman's big musical pro
The Dollar Princess VIII
@ engagement at that play
w nd theatregoers of New Or
An have an opportunity of see
the first time this wonderful
= = YORK success which ran for over
p.,0ths at the Knickerbocker The
4 h that city, last season,
Dollar Princess differs from
.,ainary musical comedy in the
hat it possesses clear consist
.lot and not the usual musical
Az hodge-podge excuse for intro
miscellaneous vaudeville with
svme or reason. The story writ
u Nessrs. Wilmer and Grunbaum
,..,,al and ineligible and their
: slled with amusing situations
.,syer dialogue. Leo Fall, the
.,S.u composer, has furnished a
,h.t Is said to be as tuneful as
hard in years. In fact, his coun
class him as the peer of all
uscisns.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
The UpIift Movement.

When he left the house Saturday
morning Burton yanked at the door as
If he would pull it off its hinges.
When he couldn't open it he started to
grumble until his wife came to his as
sistance.
"What'n blue blazes is the matter
with this door, he grumbled, giving
It another powerful yank without be
ing able to open it.
1.-The trouble with you, John, dear"
the wife ventured. lis that you are al
ways down ON everything-down in
the mouth, down ON the world. Let
me try it."
With a gentle tug upward on the
knob she easily opened the door.
John was about to sputter out a sar'
castle remark when the force Of his
wife's logic sank in his thick skull.
81 get itv' he exclaimed. 81 get the
lesson"
That afternoon when his wife visit
ed his office she saw over his desk a
little motto with the words, me Fol
the Uplift. "-Youngstown Telegram.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
a Siqn of q Crowd.

A very fat, putting, elderly woman
stepped up to the box office Of the
Chestnut Street theater and, placing a
coin on the ticket window, said:
"Give me a ticket to the gallery"
"You are at the wrong window
madam" said the ticket seller. ''The
gallery ticket office is to your left as
you go out Of the door,"
The old woman walked down the
steps and, advancing a few feet, glanc.
ed around inquiringly and then let her
gaze wander to the iron fire escape
which was suspended above the side
walk.
Going back to the main box office
she said:
"Say, me boy, OF can't get in there
it's crowded"
Crowded.
"Sure, it must be-" she said. ''They
have the steps pulled up."-Philadel
phia Times.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
GRAND OPENING OF
SUBURBAN PARK
BY Suburbon AmuSe-
ment Company.

On Sunday, March 10, 1911, the Su-
burban Park will be opened in all
glory with the following program:
$3.50 p. -Semi-professional base
ball game for purse.
p. m.-Half-mile bicycle race for
boys of Algiers, Gretna and Melon
oghville. in short pants, winner to re-
ceive $3.50 gold piece.
$50 p. m.-10O-yard dash for boys
under 60 inches.
$50 p. m.-100-yard shoe race for
boys under go inches.
p. m.-Dancing will begin. New
floor is now being laid.
s. and 10 p. m.-Moving picture
shows.
IL p. m.-Drawing of lady's entrance
prize.
Besides the above attractions the
Suburban Amusement Club are work
ing on several others equally amusing
so as to satisfy the old as well as the
young patrons.
The baseball teams have not as yet
been mentioned but it is assured that
same will be two of the strongest
teams in the city, and a good exciting
game is expected.
The bicycle race is the next number
! following the basebaT game. Any
young boy can enter provided he is in
short pants. Several good swift rid
ers have been asking questions con-
corning the race and are already out
training for same. The prize will be
$3.50 gold piece.
The 100-yards dash is for lads under
60 inches, although the prize has not
as yet been decided, 1t will be an ap-
propriate one, as many entries are
expected.
The next number will be one of
great sport to spectators as well as to
the participants, which is the 100-yard
shoe race. All participants must re-
move their shoes. Then the shoes
are mixed up and put in a pile, one
hundred yards from the starting place.
The winner will be the first boy who
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16

and Freddy, much as he loves her, can
not stoop to a. marriage for money.
Daisy, Cowder's niece, marries the
marquis-groom, the agreement being
that they shall tour Europe and min
gle in titled society as brother and
sister rather than man and wife. Oh,
gas extravaganza makes a big hole
in Cowder's millions and he becomes
conscious that he is playing the fool
They go to London for the Franco
British exhibition. Cowder's one de.
sire is to get rid of Olga, but that
seems impossible. Tartaroff, Olga's
husband, happens to have his circus al
the exhibition. He appears and de
clares that Nero, the famous lion, has
become unmanageable and that only
Olga can subdue him and save the show.
He begs her to return and, as she has
grown rather tired of the millionaire
she consents. The love affairs of the
young people are settled satisfactorily
and there is a grand finale with ev
erybody on the stage, smiling and
happy.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1911-02-16
tncapacitated.

"The fussy individual who always
has run In with the waiter never
fares any better than the rest Of us
who are satisfied to take things az
they come,' said the homeless bach
elor. II took breakfast with one OK
these fussers the other morning in a
little cafe uptown that was new TO
both Of us.
"All he wanted was a cup OF coffee
and a couple of boiled eggs. But you
might have thought the universe de-
pended upon those eggs. After having
given the waiter minute instructions
as to their preparation, he sat with his
watch I'm his hands.
Finally the eggs came, and there
was lot more powwow. AS he crack
ed the shell of one he turned to the
waiter and said, Are you sure these
eggs are positively fresh?
And the waiter, who had watery
eyes and very red nose, replied with
all seriousness: L really can't say. sir.
I have a frightful cold in my head "
New York Times.