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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Cured in One Day

As a rule, few doses Of Munyon's Cold
Remedy win break up any cold and pro-
vent pneumonia. 1t relieves the head.
throat and lungs almost instantly. Price
70 cents at any .druggist's, or sent postpaid.
Munyon's Doctors. They will carefully
diagnose your case and give you advice By
mail, absolutely free.
Address Professor Munyon, SD and
Jefferson streets. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16
An UntlmeIy Death.

An untimely death SO often follows
neglect of slight cough or cold. II
TayIor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gum and Mullen is taken in time it
will prevent any evil results. It cures
coughs, colds, consumption, Whooping
Cough, etc.
At druggists, 25c., SOC. and $1.O0 a
bottle.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

He that does good to another does
good also to himself, not only In the
consequence. but in the very act: for
the consciousness of well doing is in
itself ample "Reminiscences.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

South Weymouth. Mass.-Lteraliy
splitting his sides with laughter while
witnessing a comic opera in Bos-
ton theater. Thomas M. Ryan OF this
place. required blood vessel near
the heart and died.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16
SURPRISED,

DO you mean to tell me you really
live in Chicago?"
yes. You speak as If you thought
1t remarkable for me to do So"
why, supposed people merely
stayed In Chicago until they got
money enough to live in New York."
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

In the deepest night of trouble and
sorrow, we have SO much to be thank
full for that We need never cease our
singing.-Coleridge.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16
Train Cuts on sIeeper's Hat.

Kewanee, m.-William McGregor. a
peddler, fell asleep in the railroad
yards and lay SO close to the track
that passing train cut OF his hat
and chopped suitcase full of cloth
ing to bits. McGregor did not awaken
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

For over fifty years Rheumatism, Neu-
ralgia, and other painful ailments have
beer cured by Hamlins Wizard Oil. 1t is
good honest remedy and you win not
regret having bottle ready for use.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16
The Gist of II.

Two and two make four. This is a
platitude.
Two and two make three. This is
demagogism.
Two and two make one hundred
and fifty. This is high finance.-Lip-
pincott's Magazine.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16
UNDEFEATED CHAMPION or THE
NORTHWEST.

7. A. Ireland, Rifle Shot Of cohax,
WASH, Tells Story.
Mr.. Ireland Is the holder of four
world records and has yet to lose his
hrst match-says he: Kidney trou-
BILE so affected my vision as to inter
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

When one is sad or out of sorts for
any cause whatever, there is no rem
edy so infallible as trying to make
somebody else happy. w. Carney.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Siooiu6 stamp.
When Your Back Is Lame, Remem-
berthe Name-DOAN'S." SOC, all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co., Bur'lo, N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

orc OF the Acce8eorIe9.
Quiet Spoken Customer-You keep
everything for the piano, don't you?
Salesman-Yes. sir. We do, sir.
Quiet Spoken Customer-Gfve me
an ax!-Puck.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

To strive at all involves a victory
achieved over sloth, inertness and in
difference.-Dickens.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Miss Antique have so much on
my mind; l wish / knew what to do
for relief.
Miss Caustique-Why not remove
your switch?
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

The moment man begins to love
his enemies he has the devils hate.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

To DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula Is plainly printed on ever bottle,
showing IL Is simply Quinfnc and Iron In tasteless
form, and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children. 80 cents
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Wisdom. like flowers. require cul-
ture. +Bal1On.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16
Doubtless

Doubtless.
"She left me for some motive or an
other"
Probably another" = Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Important 70 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1911-12-16

Easte Turner should think you'd
have lots of trouble collecting way
out here.
Collector Suremark-Not on yer
life; everybody here knows / kin
PUNK the bull's-eye nine shots out of
ten!
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
Midland County.

During the lcst few months there
has been some talk through our con-
temporary, The Batesburg Advocate,
about the formation of new county
out of parts of Aiken, Saluda and Lex
ington, with Summerland as the coun-
ty seat. Up to the present we have
refrained from discussing the matter,
because we had been most reliably in
formed that but few people were agi-
sating the proposition. The Advocate
last week stated that MIR. Percy Nor
lis, of Aiken, is now making prellm-
mary survey to see If any territory
can be secured from Saluda county.
This is all we'll and good 80 long as
the people of the proposed area are
willing to pay for the survey, and this
40 doubt they will be glad to do. But,
seriously, we doubt if any territory
can be secured from Saluda; for it
will be remembered that when that
county was formed 1t was necessary
to run the line through the suburbs OF
Batesburg on the north in order to Sc
cure the desired and necessary area
for Saluda. We would advocate the
move if we thought the times and the
people demanded this new county.
But, while admiring the energy with
which the promoters are working, we
fail to see the necessity for ..another
county, and our information leads us
to believe that many Of our people-in
fact the majority OF the people in the
territory-are opposed to the forma-
ton of this new county.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15

GARDEN SEED-We have full line
of fresh garden seed of all varieties.
Now is the time to buy. Come to Us
for your seeds. Harmau's Bazaar
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
IMPORTANT NOTICE.

All school districts contemplating a
special levy for the purpose of extend
ing the school term 81 ould ho'd ell c.
doDs and report to the Auditor the
levy voted as soon as possible. Schoe l
districts need to have levies entered
BY Auditor this year in order to be
able TO get State aid for the next
cholSstfc year. A. D. Martin,
County Sapt- Education.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
Meeting OF Corn Growers.

The Corn Growers Association OF
Lexington County will be held at Lex
ington on the last Monday in March,
the 9th instant, at 1880 a. m. Inter
ssting subjects will be considered and
the awarding Of prizes for the year de-
eided On. Anyone having implements
for working corn, will be pleased to
have them exhibited. All corn grow
ers are cordially invited to attend and
take part in the meeting.
E, G. Ridgeil, President.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
Our Hone Banks.

Our Lexington county banks sre
>.askips q most excellent showing in
their Observation-Disclosures this week.
: An of them show large increase IN
.Ieposits, which is an evidence of the
general prosperity Of our people. II
Won put your money in any of the
Lexington banks You will have the
satisfaction Of knowing it is safe.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
r. III. StallingS.

P. "a. Stallings, the leading dry
. goods nsencbant Of New Brookland,
bas store teeming over with all OF
the seasons newest and most attrac-
tive goods. Meyer before has this
store presented such beautiful scene
everything presenting a spriaglike
appearance-remindirs one that the
happy Easter season is approaching.
And the prices are MOST moderate.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
FSI .ner Lever.

We don't how they can keep
from makirs Congressman Lever the
ehaiFmaaa ,,f the house committee on
agricr',: :. TIE think he knows more
abou, !: ming than all the rest COM
bineG anderson Mail.
Nj rs Just go ahead and make him
ahe whole committee and-L ever
aloue.-The Augusta Chronicle.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
Notice. Debtors and Creditors,

This is to notify all persons holding
claims against the estate OF }. ;.
Glenn, deceased, TO file the same:
properly attested, with the snders1gnsd q
o.1 or before May I, 1911, and sli per-
sons indebted to SAID estate will please
make payment before above date.
J. W. SIGHTLER, Admr.
Mar I53W21
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
The State Teachers.

The State Teachers Association
9TH inset in Columbia March 1926.
This is a very importans meeting for
teachers. Tie officers OF the assccia-
a;on ,.esire that all teachers or the
Naate attend. The S:sta Board If E:i-
ncation has re- commended that t1us'
tetS give their teachers the opportu-
niv OF attending. For programme
s,,a information, address N. O. Py'es,
chairman, Columbia, S. G.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
Lumber BuFnea.

On Saturday afternoon Mr.. Henry
D Lvbrand lost lot of lumber and
thanty by FIRE at his mill ABOUT SIX
riaes north Of Lexington. Damage
ab,ut &3oo. =. ... 3. ...
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
OuIy One Sermon a Month

There will only be preaching at the
Raptist church on one Sunday IN each
monts-on the fourth Sunday mo'nI7:; :;
and evsn;ng-irstead Of twice month
as formerly.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
HulOn School Closes
Successful Session.

The closing exercises Of the Hulon
s;hool at Baxter were he'd on Satur-
day, March 4vh. A very interesting
p,o ramme had been arranged by the
teacher, Miss Olive HaltiWanger. The
children rendered their parts we'll, and
many fond parents swelled with pride
az each of their children added to the
entertaining of the audience. The fol-
lowing programme was well rendered:
Song-"Columbia the Gem Of the
Ocean, ,'-School.
Recitation: Gems.-Flossie Gunter,
Emma julia Boatwright, Biney May
Duffie, Ruby Lynn Boatwright, Roxy
May Cockerel, Matte Wood, Ernest
Wood, Queenie Clarke.
Recitation: 1.-The American Flag"
Frank Copeland, Dewey Gunter,
WILDER Copeland, Edward Wood,
Emanuel Corder, Pansy Corder, Eula
Cockerel, Queeny Clark, Abbie Wat
son, Fannie Duffie.
Hoop March.-Ruby Lynn Boat
wright, Queeney Clark, Roxy May
Cockerel, Gladys Clark, Emma Julia
Boatwright, Flossie Gunter, Madolia
Rister, Eala Cockerel, Matte Wood,
Biney May Duf6e.
Dialogue: Advanced Geography"
Adrian Gunter, Nettie Wood, Efie
Gunter, Frank Copeland, Abbie Wat
son, Dewey Gunter, Wilber Copeland.
Recitation: when Grow Big."-
Gladys CLARK. Roxy May Cockerel.
Matte Wood, Ruby Lynn Boatwright,
Queeney Clark.
, Song: "swinging Meath the Old
Apple Tree. .''-School
Recitation: "When I Am a Man."
-Wilber Copeland, Dewey Gunter,
Emanuel Corder, Edward Wood, Ern-
est Wood, Abbie Watson, Frank
Copeland.
Dialogue: "It is Easier to Preach
than Practice. .'-Sallie Gunter, Abbie
Watson, Adrian Gunter, Frank Cope
land, WilberCopeIand, Dewey Gun
ter, Nettie Wood, Eff1e Gunter.
Selection from Shakespeare-Cas-
sius and Brutus-Pearl Davis and Sal
lie Gunter.
Recitation: "Song of the Chatta-
hoochee. '-Nettie Wood.
Recitation: Emusic in Camp
Pearl Davis.
Pantomine: "Annie IIauri. '-Pearl
Davis, Maggie Corder, Nettie Wood,
Sallie Gunter, Effie Gunter.
Recitation: Washington Birth
day." Eula Cockerel, Madolia Rister,
Fannie Dufie, Pansy Corder.
Dialogue: "Good-Bye. ."-Efie Gun
ter and Nettie Wood
Recitation: "Biddy's Trials Among
the kees''-Sallie Gunter.
Recitation: "Fcreign Lands. -
Lewic Cockerell.
Valedictory-Willie Cockerel.
Song: "America. School.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1911-03-15
Notice Subscrib bs:s,

A Blue Y on your paper denotes you
are in arrears. A Red K shows that
your subscription expires in the issue
crossed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

LAKE, H. T.
Detective, effective, corrective.
protective. on criminals who are
spying. trying and delyne. HIS
favorite song is:
when on the trail | go.
All thieves had best lay low.
Fer they are in a scrape,
They can't escape.
They haven't got a show"
O'NEILL. GEORGE j.
Secretary and large stakeholder of
Peacock & Co. Has a bald knob
Used to wear a tOupe'. but shook
the hirsute superhui'y on account of
the humidity in the atmosphere
''poi-ing" up the "stickum" Sells
more booze than he imports.
MCCLELLAN, w. H.
Lone democrat on the Board of
Supervisors Always connuviates
with Uncle Joe Fern in blocking the
a'temnt at progress of a Semi-civi-
lized Board.
ISENRERG D. PAUL R.
Otherwise known as Happy Paul.
Always speaks Hawaiian TO a
Frenchmnn. The only reason he
wasn't elected Mayor of Honolulu
was because he wouldn't run. He is
as generous an Elk as he is big
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

vessels arriving at this port for
opium, finds it sometimes, and
cant understand why anyone would
want his job. Has been known to
smile.
DOUTHITT; EDDIE A. s-t,,-,s.,
A lawyer and partner of Jim Coke
Believes in free country and free
speech. Likes to talk, play the pi
ano, and phOnograph. Has recently
become an editor. Writes idiotor-
ialS
BERNDT, EMIL A.
Manager of w. w. Dimond & Co.
Became a disciple of Woolley, and
went to manufacturing pineapple
juice. Is of German descent, and
talks like a cross between Il lisp and
mouth full of hot spuds; and de-
serves great credit for his persever-
Cnce and success in business.
FISHER, J. H.
Auditor Of the Territory. The man
Who signs the warrants for the pay
of all officials, and is in consequence
the most popular official in the Ter
ritory. Might be good-looking if he
uitiil Ntdl NllOhtlS.
CONkLlNG, D. L.
Treasurer of the Territory, and
an eX-neWspaper man. He is relat-
ed to Roscoe, but won't admit it. Is
stalWart toiler and always works
where it is least seen. Loses every
thing but his temper. When aroused
he will violently swear quaint oaths
until you laugh at him, whereupon
will smile his sad, sweet smile and
cease. Has been mistaken for de-
lirium tremenS, and has been re-
marked upon by all the pretty girls
about town Never too much put out
to think of someone else and never
too tired to do favor.
EDWARD c.
A loving and loyable son of Ire
land. Was at one time behind the
footlights in vaudeville and has ney-
err forgotten his famous hits in song
and dance. tries to keep up with his
old-time profession as an imperson-
ator of famous characters. lie loves
the fair sex and utters such awful
oaths as, "Oh, Fudse." "Pickles!"
"Oh, SPLASH" etc, etc. Has hopes
for the future.
ARTHUR
Chief of Detectives One of the
notorious band Of ladies' men Can
be on duty for days and not show it.
Sleeps in his auto while making
trips to other parts of the Island.
Gets the mon" for the City and
County by bringing in a large bunch
of gamblers several times a week.
JOHN r.
The real thing when it comes to
tuning pianos. An efficient young
man whose principal fault is that he
comes from Minnesota. Mixer of
famous punches. Is leary of auto
mobiles, good stOry-teller, and
spends his evenings nobody knows
where.
EUGENE M.
An able young man with the Wa
terhouse Trust Co. Good-looking
and pleasant. Has q coy smile that
is most enchanting; amuses himself
by watching the people go up and
down Fort street to the Oceanic dock
on steamer-days.
BAIRD, WIN. n.
Treasurer and manager Theo. Fl.
Davies & Co. Believes in edifying
conservations. On all subjects has
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
EXTRACTS FROM THE WILL OF
AN EARL OF PEMBROKE.

TMPRIMIS.-For my soul, confess
| have heard very much of souls, but
what they are, or whom are, or what
they are for, God knows, | know not;
they tell nae now of another world
where I never was, nor do | know
one foot of the way thither. While
the King stood, | was of his relig-
ion, made my son wear a cassock,
and thought to make him bishop;
then came the Scots, and made me a
Presbyterian; and since Cromwell en-
tered | have been an Independent.
These, | believe, are the Kingdoms
three estates, and if any of these can
save a soul, may claim one; there
fore, if my executors do find | have
a soul, | give it to him who gave it
to me.
ITEM give my body, for | can
not keep it, to be buried Do not lay
me in the church porch, for I was a
Lord, and would not be buried where
Colonel Pride was born.
ITEM.-My will is, that I have no
monument, for then | must have cpl
taphs and verses, and all my life long
| have had too much of them
ITEM give my deer to the Earl
of Salisbury, who | know will pre-
serve them, because he denied the
King buck out of his own parks.
ITEM give nothing to Lord Say;
which legacy | give him, because |
know he will bcstow it on the poor.
ITEl,-To Tom May 7 give five
shillinG|: 7 Intended him more; but
whoeve. has seen his History of Par
lament, thinks five shillings too
much.
ITEM, give lieutenant General
Cromwell o. Word of mine, because
hitherto he ne yer kept his own.
ITEM give up the ghost.-Con-
cordet cum orr; mali.
Few people know how to depart
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
a TOAST TO AN Elk

Here's to all good Elk Boys,
In this world and the next
III drink to you toast tonight,
Good Elkdom' is my text,
He's not the man to grasp your hand
When only the High Balls" flow;
Not the man to slap your back
In an adle hour or SO;
But the chap that speaks the kindly
word
When everything's gone wrong.
The man that grips your hand like
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
WHO'S Who AND Why AND WHY NOT

Continued from Page Eigteen).
FREAR, WALTER F.
Governor of Hawaii. Asks innu.
merable questions, gets opinions
from everyone he comes in contact
with, and has none of his own 81,
MOTT SMITH, ERNEST A.
Secretary of Hawaii and Presi
dent Board of Health, and wouldn't
mind holding down few more Off
cial positions, as he has the time
and the salary wouldn't hurt.
PRATT, JOSEPH G.
Postmaster at Honolulu Likes the
job and intends to stick as long as
possible.
LYCURGUS, GEORGE.
A modest and retiring fellow.
Owns and conducts the Union Grill
After partaking of a good feed at
his place of business you can always
get a smile out of George by paying
cash.
CArHCART, JOHN w.
Surely a man of strong intellect,
for he still appears sane after sew
eral years service as City and Coun-
ty Attorney. Is a devoted reader of
the Advertiser and a close personal
nienu VI ,ne p.oPrietor'
-'NDoHf A-ENAN OG ~ 'r,
EN-J uuse VI me circuit Court ana
d. we present tlihe Atlorney ueiler-
d. vi we leirltory' Always wears
prlsnt Sllile' puC lhe one ne mas
worn since ne soC ne par As9otia-
non lhdoI seilleiit as 'lieI, ennlce LOT
CAMPBELL MARSTON
superintendent ol fupilc Worhs'
oolll iiiaa 'oiiel VI uoilc ,-'nos' oui
'eSoi' eIc.' cue" etI'' 'u iililiiltuiii'
mas 10 CUT ewo ihGnes oll Lhe lape
ana TAKE Oh MS SnpeS W ehl.,r ah
orulhars ooor' olsilheS W wall lor
anStiiinS,r
TENN ". u ,;,, W' =. ~ ~
llism oiicrl! Vi me leirlloIy U,
ila"aii. AaihitS an "no Apply anu
Turns away none ana Is on me JOB
all lhe l'ihe' lame near naNliis ms
once leSiSiateu OUT u eAisIehce NY
IhoSe VINO leareu 'lcy hlshC Soile
gay De ny suests'
CRANE CTAh-Eo l.
treasurer ana MANAGER Oh the ma
Wallall HhHel'e 20. haS oeeh every
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

his own ideas and sticks to them
most tenaciously, Looks like indi-
gestion Can't be blulfed, and when
she solemnly says, Nov, look here.
that's settled, it's time to make a
getaway.
SINGLE, ROBERT w.
President Henry Waterhouse
Trust Co and County Treasurer, and
doesn't know how lie did it. Has
used every hair-rcstorer known to
druggists Used to brush his hair,
but now brushes his shoes instead.
RYCROFT, WALTER S.
Manager Fountain Soda Works.
Mikes Nuuanu water and burnt tim
Der and sells it to an unsuspecting
public. Went to Montana to grow
up with the country but Joined the
Comeback Club and decided that
Hawaii is the only place to live.
BARTLETT, CHARLES G.
Treasurer and manager Honolulu
Brewery & Mailing Co. A stalwart
toiler and always works where least
seen When he and a friend differ
on a question there is not even
standing-room for spectators. Au-
thority ON beer and liquid refresh
mentS.
ARNOLD, LOUIS E.
Baby Elk. The man with the grip
Of iron. Tall as pine and ELUSIVE
as Il maiden. Very fond of billiards.
Like to poke people in the ribs.
Swells up his chest and looks down
:, on lesser men with an "Away-you-
dub" expression. Is engaged in a
very sweet. sticky business. Likes
pineapples.
LUCAS, CHARLES.
Lumber magnlte Runs a shaving
and trimming shop. Runs a hog
ranch at Niu. Is an easy Mark.
MARTIN, GEO. A,
Tailor and toiler. Makes his Gus
toners wear their winter clothes in
summer, Fills orders with prompt
ness and dispatch. Very active in
athletic sports. Called Duke. OF
what?
MCINTYRE, DONALD.
Horticulturist whatever that
means. Has a rich oat meal voice,
with few burrs in it. Says he was
born in Roumania, but we "hae DOR
dOOts.'
YOUNG SANDY"
Superin endent Kapiolani Park
Has large innocent and trusting
lamps like the gentle Bovine. In
sists on concealing his natural eX-
preston by fierce crop Of barley
boards.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
And tells you life's a song.

What if you know the fellow lies,
What if he knows it too,
There's a time in life when the friend
that lies
Is the only friend that's true.
Spout and rant, you prudes who will,
OF the wiles of wine and gin,
But sometimes the real true things
we feel
Look out when the wine looks in
For the fool is fool, and the cad
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

Whichever God means him to be.
But the Elk is a man, who never for
gets he's man,
Tho he's out on jamDaree--
So we'll drink our toast to the Elks,
boys,
From heart to heart let it run,
Good Illks here, and DER the world,
Their health; God bless every
one
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

Does the leopard ever change his
spots? Oh yes, when he is tired of
one spot he goes to another.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

Few people know how to depart
when they are ready to go.