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The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04
Aroused Over Re-arrest.

what has just been said by oppos-
ing counsel would sound much better
if we were able to eliminate from
consideration the fact that an arrest
is proposed by the state. If the pros
ecution was candidly advising the
court that it was impossible to pro-
ceed with this trial for sufficient rea-
sons and those reasons were stated
and there was no subsequent action
proposed, the situation might offer
itself in a very different light. But
everything for which the state con-
tends must be considered with refer
ence to the plan,-and it is MT de-
MED by my friend across the aisle
to Immediately re-arrest the two
defendants. That alone causes me
to make most emphatic the position
which has been already assumed.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04

WANTED TO TRADE-What have
you to trade for new standard pia-
no? Call at second hand store,
Odd Fellows Bldg.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04
Ridicules Absent Witness Plea.

MAY say one thing further. That
is; that the state has sought to take
refuge behind the absence of a ma
terial witness. Counsel is as familiar
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-6-room house on Amer
lea Ave. So. Inquire E. J. Sweed-
beck
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04

WANTED-Room and board in pri-
vate family. Inquire baggageman
at Union Depot.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04

BOUGHT AND SOLD-Second hand
furniture. Odd Fellows building,
across from postofice, phone 129.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04
Saws Situation is Astounding.


1--WE have not held out the slightest
hope at any time that we would take
any certain, definite action upon any
proposition rendered. We have been
careful at all times to make it plain
and intelligible that we reserved the
right to act upon those propositions
when submitted to us. We have not
misled or deceived the state in any
instance So that l feel that it. can
not be said that our position is in
consistent in any respect whatsoever.
"Coming back to what was said a
few moments ago, what a striking
situation this isl
''How absolutely unique! How alb
solutely unparalleled!
II defy any one present in this
room to recall an instance which
presents any similarity to that now
before the court. =
Why Fight for Their Trial?
1--WE are here asking in common
justice to the clients that they be
given an opportunity of meeting
these accusations. Why is it that
they cannot have that opportunity?
Why is it that they have been forced
to struggle ever since this indict-
ment has been returned, without ef-
feet, without avail, to materialize
that opportunity, to have a chance
to answer these charges.
"And for that reason I protest, and
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04

FOR RENT furnished rooms, $40
month. I'LL Lake Boulevard.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1911-11-04

Mrs. R. H. Patno, dress and Cloak
maker. 81 Irwin Ave,
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-06-01

misfeIemat 5ddnnoaiiesti, Jos tauoin
n~astustus moimat ia elinmoimai
opot piIaantumattomat.
2eubtotauti uiein uulii. Eaipn
maiIuus uufimaon on bnono enne,
oIetifin JOS ie tapabtuu betimiten
tauoin parantumiTen idlfeen ia bp'
pisid oIoiubteiSia. Seaainen unii'
minen eli oioita epieouaieten pai'
futtimien ipnnpttdmdd beifoutta, NUT
ia luonnouista paStaanottapai Iuut'
to-. YatanemiIen toimo on fuoin
buono. Sos ioas uuTiminen topob'
tuu muoIien terneend Dion idlfeen
ia Ieuroutiena epdiopimista ololub'
teista, eli ie ole iuuri epdtoinoiiempi
enIifertainen fobtous Iamaua oSteel'
la. YoranemiIeu toipo on lupaa'
pampt.
SpnffGmielte bentilot, Iotta ais
tifpat fobtaIon o%riitIi, ub%raututpdt
uIein teubtotaubiae. CANON bui'
fentelepaiTet tefem6t iiIemurban, fe'
tpptmieIiesti nauttimolIo eIdmdn /
Ioia ia muita epdIddnnDaiTid. pom
terpo, idrtdbtdmdt5in, IddnnDuiieen
eIdmddn tottnnut eli tothirpa benfilo
tamaGiIeSti moittaa tubertuloofba'
film. Sos ieloinen benfiIo faa Oh
fiat boitosobieet oitioua oiaua, ie
meIteen poitfeutietta iobtaa parone'
miIeen.
Suotapa oIiIi ettd Min fdmiIi, ei
oinooStaon iairoioen tdhben, muita
eritaintin beio6n fonsIa oiuwien
ipuofF. Sos he poranemat oIfuos'
teeua, cirpdt he enn6td tortuttoa tau'
tia muibin ia iiitd on monin fertoi
mem IiunouS. Wluusia toparflesla
touii tebittpp, moi iarttua I%airaon
IdbeiHin ia niioen toutio muibin, i
ten Iemiien ia tebocn tuboa polpes'
Ia poIrpeen.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-06-01

9aubin aIusIa feubtotautiIia on
maifea boitaa. 9e pitdmdt itlenId
Iiffi terpeind, ettd be usfaltawat e.
ldmdn iloia ia fobtuuttomuufiiafin
nauttia. niein palaapat be iofapdi
pdiIeen tpDbDnid ia tefepdt fitd To-
pimottomasia iImosia, pimepoesid
ia tomuSIa Smotpa be uiein pa
foiteiuttin min tefemddn pelpoui
Iuubesta omaiIiaan fobtaan. Often
he tetendt pIemdn ubroufIen, iiud
peltpouiIuuben tunne beibdt ulein
ennenoifoiie bantaan.
Sobn SocfoIa.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-06-01

Silloin tulee matkustajanne saa-
maan ajanvaatimuksen mukaisen
matkustuksen. Maiden liniain iat-
tilais-laivat ovat nopeakulkuisia ia
ovat varustetut parhaimmilla kol-
manner luokan mukavuuksilla.
Hytit ovat iaetut pieniin osiin,
A ia 6 hengen vuoteisiin, pariskun-
mile, yksityisille naisille ia mie
lille.
Ruoka ia kohtelu on hyva kali
kissa laivoissa.
Suoranainen yhteys Suomen
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-06-01
aeubfotanoim buitoaifa.

prDer ianoi: &eubfotautistd on
boibettapa oifiaua oiaua, oifiasio
paitosta ia oifiaua tonaua Fumes
bdn poranee, eta pddrdad aialla,
mddrdsId poitasla ia nddrdld to-
paua fmnnes bdn fuoIee".
gltuasteeua, fDbdpsfdn %aifona,
on feubtotoutista otoui'in boitoa.
@IusIa oinoastaan pieni ola fenbfo'
ia, tanauiIesti ola pbtd feubfoa, on
tautin foutta iurmeItunut. Sen9itpf
IesI1 eli ole t%opabtunut buomatta
maa bdiriDtd. 2eubfot %Iaotpot tar.
peefIi bappia ilm,osto pnboiStaat'
Ieen neren bplfptuotteiSta. Euber'
fu%IooTibafain Ipnnptiamdt mprtpt
eiruGt fierteIe Idpi ruumiin tperesiG,
eipdifG ole enndttdneet iurfostuttaa
ruumiin eri Ola pubaS peri moi
pI5srofentaa libotIet ia muut ruu'
min fubotiet. Huumis moi mas
tustoa Observation-Disclosures, ia bd'
wittad ne ia niiben ipnnpttdmdt MIR.
fp. GIinmoimo Ell ole beifontunuf.
Niin pion FUN ruumiiu eri ofat rus
peatpai Iurtastumoon, ruoan iula'
tu~sIaitotIen toiminta bdiriintpmddn,
peren fiertofuItu %piIaantuu, feubtot
eindt Ioa tarpeetIi boppia ilmasta
pubbistooti een meren b~plfptlotteis'
to, parontumiien toipo aItao fdpod
buonommofTi. Glinnoimoin beifto'
neminen on naaraliIempi Dire fun
I~ooionefin Iepiunpt pifo feubtotslo.
poranemiIen toipo fpoibtelee luo'
ieeniIeSii iaroin moStusiusmoimdn
fonsIo. Gairoot iofponiiesti fpiele
,pai olpotto feubtot pabosti ipiolla
mutto eirpdt Ioinfaon fdiitd eta feiib'
foiu nita on poitoIinen, ioto MOI
pornniua Jos MUTT rtumiin o'ot foi'
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
New Mexico,

Good mill ore is being mined at the
Socorro, Mogollon. One thousand tons
per week are being handled.
Eight thousand two hundred and thir.
teen troy ounces of gold and silver bull
lion was the result of the recent clean
up at the Ernestine mine at Mogollon.
Ore treated during the week was 700
tons.
The last bullion cleanup at the
Deadwood mines at Mogollon amount
ed to 5000 troy ounces gold and sill
yer. The past week 42O tons OF ore
were treated, with twenty-five sacks OF
concentrates.
The Treasure mine at Mogollon. ow-
ing to the recent heavy rains. Is being
operated at full capacity again. Work
ia being pushed. Better than fifty tons
daily are beng hauled to the mill and
being treated.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
HoMEsEEKERS ExcU r S ON
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR
INC 1911

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail-
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced r;~tes. Final limit
25 days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates, etc. call on your nearest Colo
RADIO and Southern agent or address r.
F. Fisher. General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
For the Hostess
GUESSING Contests for Porch Parties.

Guessing Contests for Porch Parties.
Girls who have been to recent after
noon porch parties tell me Of these
contests which were used while the
hostess was putting the last finishing
touches to her refreshments. For the
drst one cards were passed having
humble bees in water color on the
nrst page, and the second page re-
yealed the following questions. all to
be answered by words ending in
sting"
l. sting that cures fatigue: Z. a sting
that cures hunger; 8. a sting that tides
your room: l. sting that makes you
laugh: 8. q sting that cooks your meat;
6, a sting unwise people indulge in; I.
. sting that browns your bread; s. sting
that spoils your tools: .. a sting that
makes you read a book through; TO- a
sting that tries: II. sting that adapts:
L. sting that shop-keepers dislike l3, a
sting we observe In Lent: "A. sting tea
experts do; Is. a winter sport
These are the correct answers:
1. resting; 2, feasting: 3. busting; l. Jest
ing: s, roasting, g. boasting; 7, toasting.
g. rusting: 9, interesting. TO- testing: II.
adjusting: II. trusting: 49, fasting: IA.
tasting: Is. coastins.
Honey cookies and iced tea were
served and the prize was a cake OF
honey from the hostess own bee hive.
This contest was used at what the
hostess termed "an Informal porch
tea" The cards passed were white,
with quaint little tea pots and cups
and saucers painted on them with the
following queries done in gilt paint:
/, before a girls name forms a cat:
., T before a beverage forms a story:
g. T before craft forms small pie; 4. T
before shower forms a line of cars: s, T
before foolhardy forms rubbish: 6, T be-
fore a request forms labor: I. T before a
gun forms something trivial; s. T before
regret forms sincerity; 9. before every
thing forms height, 10. before to rest
forms to plague, II, before a mistake
forms fright; II. T before humor forms
to blame: 13, T before finish forms watch
fulness: A. T before competent forms a
piece of furniture: Is. T before embrace
forms a criminal; 16. T before useless
plant forms a river in Scotland; II. T
before a contest of speed forms a mark:
Is. T placed before a very hard substance
growing on the head OF some animals
forms spine.
Answers: l, tabby: Z tale: 3. tart: l.
train; s. trash: 6. task: I. trifie; s. true:
.. tall: 10. tease IL. terror; IL. twit. 49,
tend: IA. table: Is. thug: 16. Tweed: H.
trace: IS. thorn.
The prize was tea cup and saucer.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
In Time Of Need.

Now. would any one present like
the prayers Of the congregation
Il would be glad to have them"
Are you about to start on a hazard
Gus journey?"
Not exactly. but have Just remem
bered that forgot to mail a letter my
wife gave me. and l know she has
found it in my other clothes before
now"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Place Cards for Engagement An
nouncement

A young woman used these very
clever cards at the luncheon her moth
er gave to make known her engage
ment to few favored friends. A web
of delicate silver cord Qike we use
for holiday parcels) was sewed upon
a pink heart-shaped card. wee silver
heart being seemingly caught in its
meshes. The monogram Of the happy
pair was done in silver underneath
the web. After the dessert was
served, stiff white cards seven inches
square were passed with pink pencils
and each guest asked to plan an ideal
house for the couple; these the bride
kept for future reference" silver
loving cup was passed filled with
claret lemonade and each girl drank
a toast to the new home and its
charming mistress.
MADAME MERRI
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Smoke.

Il notice that you have given up the
fight for a cleaner city. You used to
be one Of the leaders In the opposi
ton to the smoke nuisance"
Yes. I've come to the conclusion
that smoke cannot be abolished It's
useless to keep harping on the queS
ton"
by the way, what business are you
in now?"
"Oh. I've quit working for a salary.
An uncle OF mine left me a valuable
interest in one of our biggest machine
shops"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
A Couture Party.

This is just the funniest kind of
party Ask the guests to come in
regular conventional evening attire
with the exception of their heads:
both men and women must change the
turesque or grotesque mode may be
chosen. For instance. imagine a man
in perfectly correct evening dress
with his head representing an Indian
chief In full war bonnet. or matron
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Pointed Paragraphs.

The man who kills time wastes am
munition.
Make friends, but don't expect your
friends to make you.
It's a pity jealous woman is un-
able to keen the lid on.
A man seldom enjSys doing n thing
unless he doesn't have to do 1t.
Poor old Adam, There were no
tonsorial artists or safety razors in
his day.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Notable Exception to tho Rule.

Knicker-It is said that you can
keep a donkey from braying by at
taching weight to its tail.
Bocker-Nonsense! The Democratic
donkey has had Bryan tied to 1t for
12 years and brays as loud as ever
Judges Library.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Unworthy Of Sympathy.

Il see that somebody has paid $780,.
900 for Bible
Yes. Some people don't seem to
have any appreciation of money. II
the fellow had paid $4,000 for race
horse or lost 1t buying things on mar
gins, there might be some reason for
sympathizing with him."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05

the ornamental cuffs are OF lace
The skirt of the other gown IL Of
white mousseline de sole. covered with
a tunic Of old blue mousseline de sole
which is finished with = fagoted hem.
The corsage is Of lace arranged In
fichu fashion and forms sash end.
finished with pearl fringe. The hchu
IN edged with blue satin. Of which the
wirdle is also made. The plastron 10
Of guipurs finished at the neck Wits
a double rune Of lace.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
sunday Dinner Market.

This seemed such capital idea for
making money that give the outline.
hoping some Ladies' Aid" or guild
Will be benefited thereby. The
scheme was carried out in a suburb
and the sales lasted every Saturday
during the month of August. Booths
were erected upon the lawn and the
committees were formed by taking
the names alphabetically. Sal
ads. cold meats. rolls. bread. cakes.
cookies. jams and jellies. mayon-
naise. candies and cheese crackers
were always made and orders taken
for anything in the home cooking line
Young housekeepers found the sales
a great help and strangers at nearby
boarding houses and hotels patronized
them for cup of tea and a sandwich
or dish Of homemade sherbet There
were young girls to serve and the ar
rangements were SO perfected that
the burden was not heavy upon any
one. goodly sum was added to the
treasury. all made by little extra
effort during the summer
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
A Student of Nature.

The teacher had been reading to
the class about the great forests OF
America.
And now. boys she announced.
which one Of you can tell me the
pine that has the longest and sharp.
est needless"
Up went a hand In the front row.
We'll. Tommy"
The porcupine"-Tit-B Bits.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Willing to Tell Il.

Willing to Tell Il.
The check which the comely young
German woman handed In at the win
dow OF . Walnut street savings FUND
bank the other day was made payable
to Gretchen H. Schmidt. and she had
indorsed It simply Gretchen Schmidt
The man at the receiving teller's win
dow called her back Just as she was
turning away to rectify the mistake.
You don't deposit this quite this
way" he explained. See. you have
forgotten the H."
The young woman looked At hs1
check and blushed a rosy red.
'Ach. SO ] haf." she murmurod. and
wrote hurriedly:
Age 23"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Quest Of Tranquility.

Sometimes. said Flooding Pete,
I'm tempted to map out a route thatll
take me to them there ar'tic regions"
THE climates no good" ventured
Meandering Mike.
No; but your nerves get a rest
None o. them Eskimos ia lookin' fur
farm hands"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
No Ansxxer TO IhIa

Thomas A Edison was explaining
to a reporter the part played BY M.
Branly. the new French academician.
in the discovery OF wireless telsg.
raphy.
The poor reporter. . little bewil.
dered by all the talk about HArtxian
waves. transmitters. volts. ohrus and
80 forth. ventured on a question that
made Mr.. Edison smile.
That question" he said. reminds
me Of the city father who rose and
said:
Mr.. Chairman. I'd like to know.
for my constituents benefit. whether
this here proposed hydraulic pump 10
to be run by steam or electricity"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
One Advantage.

so you have adopted baby to
raise?" we ask of our friend. well,
it may turn out all right. but don't
you think you are taking chances!'
Not a chance" he answers. NO
mater how many bad habits the child
may develop, my wife can't say he in
herits any Of them from my side OF
the house"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Aporopriate Contribution,

And after that eloquent appeal Of
the missionary to arrest the heather
the box was a cent"
We'll, l thought II they wanted to
arrest the heather, the best thing to
send in that direction was "copper" !"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Some Feeling.

One day small Tommy was given
piece of fish for his dinner. What
kind of fish is this?" he asked.
''Shad," replied his mother.
well" said Tommy, "a shad must
be pretty sure of anything it feels in
its bones"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Snobs and Others.

ut is something to rub elbows with
the nobility in London during corona
ton week.
"Of course 1t is something, but
whether something worth while or not,
depends altogether on your point of
view"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Stuns.

First Fan-It was ten-lnn!nS
game. wasn't It?
Second Fan-Can't say. 1t was only
a one-inning game for me, as wom-
an with a spring hat sat down In 'front.'
of me at the beginning of the second
inning
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
And Spreads Rapidly.

i've given up telling my wife any
thing"
$50 have I mine. 1t simply goes ID
at one ear and out at the other"
THAT isn't the trouble with my
wife. 1t goes in at one ear and comes
out at her mouth.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Deduction,

Deduction.
TT is no wonder the police fail to
get knowledge OF fights"
why so?"
well, a mill is a cent, isn't it?"
Yes, but what OF that?'
Doesn't 1t take ten mills to make
one scent?"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
The Worst Of II.

Merchant-It seems to me that you
ask high wages considering that you
have had no experience in this busl'
ness.
Clerk-Ah. but you forget that
that's lust what makes it all the hard
er for me.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Quotations Of History.

With extreme reluctance Hercules
had put on women's garments and was
spinning wool.
Look at mel" he exclaimed bitterly,
"Ain't a lovely thing to be counting
a Queen of LYDIA"
Worse than that, he suspected tns
wool of being three-fourths cotton.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
a Good CARRIAGE.

ma, | didn't know the Swift's kept
horses"
"They don't What made you think
so?"
| heard pa telling a man that Mrs.
Swift has the finest carriage of any
woman he knows"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Alternatives.

"There's a belief that summer girls
are always tickle"
Yes, | got engaged on that theory.
but ii looks as if I'm in for a wedding
or a breach of promise suit
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Not 8ovcotted.

Labellor-Have you seen the walk
ing delegates bride?
Carder-Yes.
Labellor-Jx she pretty?
Carder-No! Even he'd have to ad-
init she's in the unfair list.-Puck.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
SuspicIoua,

SUSPICIOUS.
Bank President-What's the mat;
ter? .
Bank V1ce-President-I was Just
thinking. | sat next to our cashier in
church yesterday and don't quite
like the way he sings will they miss
me when I'm gone?"-Puck
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
What Did She Mean7

I'm quite a near neighbor of yours
now," said Mr.. Bore; I'm living just
across the bay"
Indeed" replied Miss Smart, 81
hope you'll drop in some day"-The
Housekeeper
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Natura, Consequence.

Il hear the department store made
a good profit on the brooms they ad-
vertised as bargains
Yes, they made quite a sweeping
reduction, so the women came down
with the dust"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
A Neiohborly Scheme.

Tommy. you ought to play funny
tricks like the Katzenjammer kids"
II can't think Of nuthin' funny. Mr..
Nexdore."
You might break up your fathers
graphophons with an axe"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Not the Same.

DO you believe fish diet is cal
culated to strengthen the brain?"
asked the innocent youth.
Cant say that | do" replied tho
wise guy. but l believe that going
fishing invigorates the Imagination
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05

Mrs. Binks-My husband says you
were with him last night. What did
your wife say when you came home 80
late?
Mr.. Winks-I really don't know
can Just remember that I woke up
three times. and she was still talking
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
He Knew.

''The Malays have a queer marriage
CUSTOM" remarked the traveller. The
groom holds his nose against small
cylindrical object. l couldn't quite
make out what 1t was
"A grindstone. probably" interposed
Mr.. Crouch.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
ha AQrAad.

She-1 consider. John, that sheep
are the stupidest creatures living.
He (absent-mindedly)--Yes. my
lamb!-Sketch.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Lost In Practice

Lost In Practice.
"She Is a woman with a very strong
mind"
Not as strong as it was"
How do you know"
"Just heard her giving her HUSBAND
. piece OF It,"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Doino Uncle Sam.

Husband-My dear. do your duty to
your country.
Wife-If / can. dear, but those Gus
toms inspectors are SO sharp.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05

THE gown on the seated figure is
of pink linon. The skirt Is
ornamented in front with
oand Of the material. embroidered IN
maderia embroidery: 1t 10 hnisneo
With two nounces. ernamented Win
ne same embroidery and made with
Ne tucks,
The corsage forms wide revers Or
omented with embroidery and Dor
Pred with pink satin, Of which the
esGe = also nads. The guimps and
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
The Ideal Combination.

Baker-Is their restaurant well pat
ronized?
Barker-Oh. yes! They have meals
with their music.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
A StrenuotIs Trim.

Vacation time he hies away.
His heart beats lady in his breast
But when he's had his holiday
He totters home in search of rest
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
Johnny Did IL.

Indignant Master-What on earth
have you been doing to my rug?
Housemaid-I didn't do it. It was
Johnny. He's been running the lawn
mower all over it.-London Sketch
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05
hIa Appreeiatlon.

The work horse who blue ribbon got
Almost forrot his dinner:
And all who near him came soon kue1
He was Q "whinny" winner.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05

weil settled. as my colored maid do
scrioes quite elderly person, with
ner nalr In braids down her back. A
must complete transformation takes
piace In the maid of pompadour fame
~nen she appears with her hair parted
ana plastered down as slick as a newly
peeied onion. Choose partners for re.
ireshments by pairing on the very
latest men with the shortest girls;
nave a man with ruler. pencil and pa
per to take the measurements. Award
prize Tor the most changed person
alter having the company parade in q
grand march before the committee
VINO are asked to Judge Just try this
scheme the next time some one asks
you what to do to have some fun.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-08-05

Can't Get Away.
When days are hot
And nights are. too.
The poor mans lot
II one OF rue.