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The Delta independent., 1911-07-28

How is your married sister,"
You mean the one that married
the ossified man? Well, she mar
ried him. but got n divorce, as he
was too hard to get along with.
Then she married the India rubber
man. She can not only twist him
around her finger, but she can
pull his leg. They also have n
bouncing baby"
The Delta independent., 1911-07-28
Picked Up News Notes.

Miss Ethel Avise will tea,d
the Tongue Greek school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Cook OF
Cedaredge have n week--old daugh-
ter.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. L. Goose OF
Cedar mesa have new daughter.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. C. States have
a daughter.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. ID. c.
Plumblee of Cedaredge, Tuesday
of last week, a daughter.
kennard Bros. have taken pos
session of the Surface Creek ranch
purchased of NJ. Lowell. Mr.. Lowell
has moved to Cedaredge.
Mrs. Frank Rist and sister re
turned to Eckert last week from
Idaho.
Mrs. Hill. of Peoria, Illinois. is
visiting her sister at Eckert, Mrs.
Walters.
Miss Helen Wyman, of Silverton
is suffering severe attack of
rheumatism at the home of her
aunt. Mrs, VIII Brewer of Eckert.
LOWS Flagg and Marjorie
Mathers of Delta, visited their
aunt, Mrs. Elmer simpson, of Eek
ert, last week
Crops are reported looking fine
on Redlands mesa and plenty OF
water for irrigating.
The Delta independent., 1911-07-28
HANDICAPPED.
This is the Case With Many Delt.,
People.

Too many Delta citizens are
handicapped with n bad back, The
UuCeasing pain causes constant mis-
cry. making work burden and
stopping or lifting an impossibility.
The back aches at night, preventing
refreshing rest and in the morning
is stiff and lame. Plasters and lini-
ments may give relief but cannot
reach the cause. To eliminate the
kidneys.
Doans' Kidney Pills cure sick
Kidneys and cure them permanent
ly. Can you doubt Delta evidence?
James Elliott. Main street, Delta,
Colorado, says: For fifteen years
worked on the railroad and this
affected my kidneys, causing severe
pains in the small of my back.
lad other symptoms of kidney
trouble and was in bad shape when
| began using Doan's Kidney Pills,
procured at the Peoples Pharmacy.
They went immediately to the seat
Of my trouble and removed it in n
short time. l always take pleasure
in making the value of Doan's Kid
rey Pu's known
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the Uni
ted States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Horses, Mules. Oxen-3
combination saddle and driving horses:
large draft horses: 20 large draft mules;
So oxen. Send for detailed list and prices
Geo 2; Wood Lumber Company. Cary
vile, ria 10dec1w
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-One of the finest homes in
the finest agricultural section of West
Florida. NV large two-story, Groom
frame dwelling. in the most desirable
residence section of Mariana, Florida.
Lot 125 feet front on Main Street. En-
trance hall 1Sx2S, dining room 1Sx24. All
other rooms Except one) more than Is
feet square. Double walls and floors;
patent fibre plaster; Hot and cold water
lavatories in all bed rooms and on back
porc1es. Tiled bath, handsome yellow
pine panel work downstairs. Solid quar-
tered oak stair case. Magnificent tiled
fire places; large handsome nantes, and
extra large Monarch CRATES. All bed
rooms have commodious closets. House
screened from insects. Great wide double
galleries. Wired for electricity with hand
some fixtures. Doors. excepting closet
veneered. Massive glass front door. We
neered oak and pine Three feet We
neered folding doors between down stairs
rooms. Built 1866 of best material and
workmanship throughout. All modern con-
veniences. I offer this beautiful property
for only $13.5o0. 90, subject to prior sale.
Francis B. Carter, Pensacola, Fla. 15dec
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-540 pounds sheet copper, $500
roofing slate. Apply 1411 E. Zarragossa
street. 10dec1w"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Coal or wood heater, piano.
Apply rs West Chase st. Phone 169.
10dec1wA
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Eight good cows, all in fine
condition and milking-one or all-cor-
ner 14th street and Goth avenue. W. T.
Tracy. lodec
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
MONEY TOLOAN.

MONEY LOANED on all kinds of per-
sonaI property on short notice Easy
terms. Suburban lots sold on easy paw
ments- j 3 Gray Co " Romano
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE FIue Boilers. 4sx2s inches:
3 r. 2. Boilers, SKIS: r. T. Boiler. SKIS;
Fire Box. 20-H. P; Marine, 6xs: 5-Cyl.
for stack. s3xs21s: 2ox3s. S. c. Engine:
15x18 9. G. Engine: 15x3a 8. C. Engine:
14x24 8. c. Engine: 11x1s s. c. Engine:
16xlS s. G, Engine: 1ox12 s. c. Engine:
Sx10 S. c. Engine: SKI S. C. Engine: "a
ton Shay Locomotive. 13-ton Shay Loco
Traction: miles 35-Ib new r. Rails; 4
miles 35-lb. Relay Rails: 9x1sx12 Marine;
sx1Sx14 Marine: sx10 Marine: 14x12 Ma
rine: Pair 14x36 Side Wheels: two Dry
kilns; two Carriages: IA Logging Cars;
saw Mil complete: Shafting: Purleys:
-Four Twin Engine Feeds: 10o-light Gene
rotor. Fdgers. Planers. all second hand
Perkins's Shingle Machines; Meanus
Motor. When in need of machinery. call
on j. .. walton 1nov
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Und erwood typewriter in
good condition, cheap for quick sale.
Address c. D. G., Box 141, City. 24nov1m
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

BABCOCK BUGGIESSee or write w. r
sacola, Fla. 1aIec
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE--Upright piano $500: Edison
Home Graphophone, $1,000. Phone 1144
12dec1w$
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Large roll-top desk $1,000;
new Underwood Revolving Duplicator
SZV.oo. Fnone 1l44. 12dec1w*
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

TIMBER FOR SALE-About three million
feet of standing pine timber on Perdido
Bay. near Lillian will be sold at pubic
outcry at front door of court house in
Bay Minnette, Ala, on Tuesday, Decen1-
Der 26th, 1911. at II o'clock noon by order
of court. For further particulars address,
Hall, Atty, Bay Minette, Ala.
dec19tilldec25
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALEIOne 20-foot launch. hunting
cabin Good condition. Cheap if taken
at once. Apply No. 20 South Reus St
7dec2w
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALEOne large Midland safe.
- Apply Anderson & Dorr. No. % East
Government st. Know
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-One horse and light delivery
wagon for $4,000. Call 904 N sixth
Avenue. l5decl"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-One Of incest tracts of land
between Pensacola and Choctawhatchee
BAY fronting on Santa Rosa Sound and
Pensacola Bay. Ideal location for sum-
mer or winter home, or chicken ranch.
Five-room cottage, outbuildings. pump.
house wharf, etc, all in good repair. APP
ply H. W. Gibbs Hardware Co. 1Sdec1m
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Quantity of furniture. china
ware gas stove. piano, antiques, etc.
Call at 1902 East Gadsden street, or phone
2S5. decstf
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
EDUCATIONAL.

WANTED-An interested in literary
education to communicate with Jones's
Business and Literary College. We are
making special monthly rates in our day
school to employed men and boys as fol-
lows: hour per day, $500; IL hours,
$500; hours $500; hours, 100 Apply
81 West Romano ST 7declm
THE NT-PITMANIC Shorthand
School 18th year, courses: Commercial
and Advanced English; Miss z, D. Adams,
Qualified Teacher, AL West Gregory St,
Phone 1873. 10dec4vs
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

HUPMoB1LE TOURING CAR FOR SALE
Complete with top wind shield. Presto
Lite New last August Cost $4,000 In
as good condition as when 1t left factory
On account of leaving city. will sell for
$4,000 cash. E M. Parker, City.
12dec1w*
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

HOTEL ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Fla. Eu-
ropean plan, best accommodations, airy
rooms, beautiful view. minutes from sta
ton. d. F. Ragland, Prop. 15dec2m
NEW MERCHANTS HOTEL-European
Rooms by the week. One person, SO. 90;
two persons, $500. Running water in
every room; free bath; bell and hotel SER
vice. 23nov1m
HOTEL FLORIDA-Can accommodate a
few more regular roomers, with or with
out board at reasonable rates Next to L.
& N. Depot. ]. NJ. Camp, Proprietor.
22noV1ms
PARK HoTEL-First-cla rooms. Board
for $1.75 per day. Special rates by
eminent street. W. L. Gilmore, Prop
1Snov1m*
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FARM LANDS-Best grade and location.
ten acres and up. $50 per acre Easy
terms. Facts about Florida" free. Phone
los. W. S. Reeve. 14o0 z. Cervantes.
street. 14mch
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
FOUND.

FOUND-In front of Pastime Theatre.
bunch Of keys. Owner can get same at
this office by proving property and paying
for ad. 15dec3t
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
LOST.

LOST-Black leather bill book containing
$1,000 in one and two dollar bills Rel
ward for return to Leslie E. Brooks
13doc1 "
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR sALE-Largelmare tabout 1850 lbs.r
used to farm and city. Gentle and does
not scare at autos. Phone or write
"Owner of Fanny" Hammac House 49,
West Romano 10declW"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

LOST-NickeI plated hub cap, from auto
mobile. Had Cadillac Motor Car on it
Reward for return to Corners Garage
14dec3t"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

LOST-Black female hound, unusually
long ears; my name on collar. Suitable
reward if returned to ]. H. Smithwick
206 West Lloyd st. dec13tf
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

northeast Quarter Of section twenty.
four (2D, in Township Two (2), north of
Range Thirty-one (31). West, Escambia
County, Florida, containing seventy-nine
(7s) acres and $500 of an acre. This
land lies near Quintette. Florida, and Is
valuable tract Address p. o. Box 1o3:
Pensacola. Florida. mch24tf
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
FURNITURE.
FOR LADIES.
SECRET SOCIETIES.
ORDER EASTERN STAR.

ORDER EASTERN STAR.
Regular meeting of Florida Chapter No
g. o. E. s., Tuesday, December 18th, al
D. m. Installation of officers. Visiting
members cordially invited.
MRS. u. L TODD,
MISS MARIE S. WEEKS, w. NJ.
Secretary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Two e-room cottages near
business district, Nos. II and IS North
Devilliers ST, for quick sale for cash at
tractive price. Address P. o. Box 10.
Pensacola. 26Jly
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

WHEN you want q stenograpner. don't
walt for anything. There's no need of
tt. Just unlock your phone and call up
Jones Business College, Phone 1875.
sept9tf
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

WANTED TO KNOw-why all dairy
men. no matter what feed they may
try, always fan back on Sucrene Dairy
Feed +. S. Mellen & Co., Phone S34.
arfSff
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

WANTED-One mile 35-pound relay
rail delivered Pensacola in good condi-
ton. Quote lowest price quick. Will pay
cash. Choctawhatchee Lumber Co.. Free
port. Fla. 2Snov
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

wANTED-To buy old automobile tires,
old sacks, all kinds of old metals Good
prices will be paid. See or write A.
Malino. S11 z. Intendencia ST., Pensa cola,
Fla, Phone 1873. 2dec1m'
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

WANTED-Young men and ladies to take
three months practical course. Posi-
lions guaranteed. Main line wire. Te-
Biography School of Columbia College.
Lake City. Fla. 24sept
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

RESTAURANT fixtures. dishes. etc. viii
sell or lease building located on city dock.
Address A. Hogeboom. Panama City: Fla
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

400 DRAY LOADS of wood for sale.
Phone 1887. L. Dubuisson. 1snov1m
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-Eight-room two-story mod
ern residence, corner lot. I5X90. best
section, close in, sidewalks and sewerage.
Win sacrifice at net $500. Phone No. 264.
9dec2w
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16
Hooton & Watson
"THE RENTAL AGENTS."
elount BUILDING, Phone g.
WANTED.
Dwellings

wANTED-One-ho horse bumper wagon.
Must be cheap State price and ad-
dress Wagon care Journal. 15dec
ROOM AND BOARD in strictly private
family by two young men. References
exchanged. Address as" care Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-16

FOR SALE-One 16-barrel trpentine still
and worm; one No. 2 Schofeld pump
and boiler complete and new: IS dip bar
rels, one set cooper's tools. Can load en-
tire outfit in car at Noma, Fla. Cheap for
cash. B. A. Balkcom, Mona, Fla.
25nov1m'
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
LEEK A DELIGHTFUL PLANT
st. David's Vegetable Wholesome II
homely and Not so Malodor-
Gus as Pistol Maintained

During the past few years some
predatory Welshmen have tried to
rob st. David of the homely, but
wholesome, vegetable with which he
is associated. They assert that the
real emblem of Wales is not the
leek, but the daffodil. But the DAFT
fodil, outside the Scilly Isles, sell
dom blossoms so early as st. David's
day, while the wild leek grows pro-
fusely around the coast of South
Wales. From an esthetic point of
vieY the leek is q delightful plant,
well worthy of the vegetarian
saint, and by no means so malo-
dorous as Pistol calamitously main
tanned. 1t was largely upon leeks
that the Pharaohs fed the unhappy
laborers who built the Pyramids.
Works of reference enormously state
that the emblem of the principally
has received no recognition at court
since the reign of George II. Queen
Alexandra, when princess of Wales,
wore a leek at the drawing room
which was held on st. David's day
in 1SS2.-London Chronicle.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
WHY UNCLE TOM HAD TO GO
Submissive and Devoted Wife Found
Pet Parrot Was Teaching.
Husband to Swear.

The suffragist community is in
debted to Mrs. o. II. p. Belmont
for new story, says the Cincinnati
Times-Star. Mrs. Belmont, as all
know, is one of the most ardent Of
sutfragists. The other women in the
movement complain that she wishes
to be the whole show, and Just per-
NIT the others to work for her, but
no one questions her devotion to the
cause. She refused the other day to
appear on the same platform with
another woman who was hopelessly
in the thrall of the demon man, and
to explain her dislike told the fable.
81 used to know a married pail" "
said she, "of whom the wife was a
devoted and a charming woman and
the man was a good for nothing. But
no matter what he did, his wife al
WAYS forgave him. One day | was
calling upon her, when | saw her
butler pass the door, carrying a
huge green parrot in a cage. o.
said |, are you going to get rid Of
Uncle Tom?' Uncle Tom was the
parrot. Yes said the poor little
wife, with a sigh. Pm fond Of him
but l feel that it is my duty to
send him away and why is it your
duty% | asked. Il just found out
the other day she said, that
naughty Uncle Tom is teaching my
husband to swear"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
The Big Lexington IrOtS.

The greatest trotting meeting in
the world begins at Lexington on
Tuesday, October Sd, and contin-
ues for two weeks. Each day one
or more of the historic stake races
of Kentucky are contested, and all
the races are filled with the pick
of the county's best racers, meet
ing at Lexington for the first time
this year. The worlds richest
trotting stake, the great Kentucky
Futurity, the Pennsylvania, an
nual championship race of the
world, the Tennessee Stake, the
Walnut Hall Cup, the Champion
Stallion colt race, the great Free
For All trots and PAGES, the ap-
pearance of Uhlan 1881, the
worlds champion trotter, and
every other champion from yearl-
ing up, will make this the greatest
racing carnival ever known. Half
fare on all Kentucky railroads.
Remember the dates, October 3 to
IA, read advertisement in this is
sue and 90.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
FLUTES FOR NOSES.

The Sakais-the little wild peopl
Of Malaya-do not reach a very
high level in musical instruments,
but with their nose flutes they often
bring forth exceedingly sweet and
melodious tones. In every quarter
of the earth from the remotest times
the familiar flute, blown with the
mouth, is found but the Sakais are
probably the only people who play
flutes with their noses. Occasionally
l negro minstrel has been seen in
Ibis country who could play flute
with his nose, but it is rare "stunt"
md not "a habitual practise as it is
with the Sakais of Malaysia.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
O'Rear, Bradley and the Lobby

One of the vexatious things
that keeps Judge O'Rear awake at
nights, and wrecks his happiness,
is the corrupt lobby, which is
otherwise known as the Third
House." He solemnly promises
if elected Governor, to DESTROY
this iniquitous combination, and
make it possible for the Legisla-
ture to pass laws without being
improperly influenced. We are
al agreed on this subject. The
lobby is a scandalous invasion OF
the Legislative department of the
government. and those who bride
and bully Legislators ought to be
in the penitentiary instead of die
tating nominations or party poll
cies. Governor McCreary is com
mitted to destroy this exerescence,
and if he is elected Governor
there will be house-cleaning at
Frankfort that will punish many
old offenders, and rid the Capitol
of the gang that has enriched
themselves four years at the pub
lie expense.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
The Famous PENNSYLVANIA Stake
at IeXinutOn.

On Thursday, October 9TH, the
famous $1,000 Pennsylvania Stake
will be raced for the 23rd time.
Always great race, it promises
to be better than ever this year,
with such trotting stars as r. Il.
g. 2:064, Stroller 2:05f. Anvil
2:0S4, Argot Hal 2:07f, King
Brook 2:07f, Dorothy Hansboro
2:O64, Chatty Direct, Gordon
Todd, Redlac, Jr., Cheney, and
several others likely to come to
the post. AS the grooms say,
this will be a race for your
whiskers." Don't miss it. Re-
member the half fare rates on
railroads and attend.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
MANS NOSE THE LIMIT.

One of Judge Lindsay's stories is
of poor Irishman who was arrest
ed in Denver. COL, on the Fourth of
July for punching another man in
the face. When the Judge asked
him if he was guilty he said: "Sure,
that's what Pm here to find out"
The judge told him he was charged
with striking a man. "But wasn't
it the Fourth of July, and couldn't
| have a bit of fun" he asked.
YES" said the judge, shut your
right to have fun ended where this
mans nose began"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
FIGURE OF THE BRONZE AGE
Giant Of Cerne Abbas Deeply Cut In
the Hard Turf Of Dorset,
England.

On the side of a steep down in the
old town of Cerne Abbas, Dorset,
England, huge figure of a man ap-
pears cut deeply in the hard turf. 1t
is creation of period hidden in the
mists of antiquity. The body resem-
bles that of the simian, the arms
are unusually long and outstrctched,
as are the legs. The right hand
grasps the handle of an enormous
club, and the general attitude sug.
gests pursuit of game.
The head seems sunk between the
shoulders and the face, which is
roughly cut, exhibits an uncanny
leer.
Students of types attribute "the
giant, as the Dorset figure is called.
to the bronze age. The figure has
been cared for throughout the GEN.
turtles of its existence. Originally it
is supposed to hev been regarded as
bringing good luck to the people dur
ing the Celtic and early English
epochs. 1t receives attention now
on account of its quaintness and age.
The Dorset giant is incised in the
turf after the manner of the Long
Man of Wilmington and the White
Horses of Berkshire and elsewhere.
The turf is so hard that the outlines
of the figure have been preserved in.
tact for many centuries.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
DRAWING THE LINE.

"You are but servant of your
country"
"That's right" replied Senator
Sorghum. 81 don't object to being
classified as a servant if you don't
get me mixed up with those fellows
who stand around and get grouchy
about tips"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20

am tired of being coaxed into
doing things l do not want to do;
no doubt you are, but agents do
not take the hint.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20

Farmers, mechanics, railroad
ers, laborers rely on DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil, Takes the sting out
of cuts, burns or bruises at once.
Pain cannot stay when it is used.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20

When man praises a woman
by saying she makes her own
dresses, the other women say,
Yes, and they look it,"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20

"GeneralIy debiliated for years.
Had sick headache, lacked ambi-
ton, was WORKOUT and all run
down. Burdock Blood Bitters
made me a we'll woman. Mrs.
Chas. Freitoy, MoOsup, Conn. I'm
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
DRAWING THE LINE.

Mistress-Bridget, I want you to
go to market with me this afternoon.
New Maid-I'll resign me job
first, mum. I'll not walk down tn
street wild lady th't's carryin' a
market basket.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20

You have probably injured your
.elf oftener than others have in
jured you. People are pretty
good about letting you alone.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20

A music teacher is always sur
prised to find that anyone who has
not taken lessons is fond of music.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1911-09-20
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The Land Of Beginning Again
BY LOUISA FLETCHER HARRINGTON

I WISH that there wonderful place
Called the Land Of Beginning Again.
Where all our mistakes and all our heartaches
And all of our poor, selfish grief
Could be dropped like shabby old coat at the door, u
4 And never put again.
1 | wish could come on it all unaware,
Like the hunter who finds lost trail;
And wish that the whom our blindness had done
The greatest injustice of all
Could be at the gates, like old friend that waits
For the comrade he's gaddest to hail.
We would find all the things intended to do
But forgot, and remembered-too late,
Little praises unspoken, little promises broken,
3 And all of the thousand and one
Little duties neglected that might have perfected
The day for one less fortunate.
1t wouldn't be possible not to be kind
In the Land of Beginning Again;
And the msudged and the whom grudged
Their moments of victory here
Wonld find in the grasp of our loving handclasp
More than penitent lips could explain.
For what had been hardest we'd know had been BEST
And what had seemed loss would be gain;
For there isn't sting that will not take wing
y When we've faced it and laughed it away
And think that the laughter is most what we're after
In the Land of Beginning Again
So wish that there wonderful place
Called the Land of Beginning Again,
Where all our mistakes and all our heartaches
And all of our poor, selfish grief
Could be dropped, like shabby old coat, at the door,
And never put on again.
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