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The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
THE TRUTH ABOUT sLUlNa.
Talk No. 8.

Talk No. 3.
Avoid liquid bluing. Liquid blu.
ing Is largely water. Water Is adul.
teration. adds nothing to real value
to the consumer. Think II over.
Be wise. Use RED CROSS BAG
BLUE, the blue that's all blue; makes
the laundress smile on wash day. AT
ALL GOOD GROCERS.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

Next to having to listen to the aver.
age man tell joke the most horrible
torture Is to have to let him describe
when he made great hit with IT.
New York Press.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
Sincere Prayer.

Teacher-Now. Tommy, suppose a
man gave you 500 to keep for him
and then died. what would you do?
Would you pray for him?
Tommy-No. sir: but ] would pray
for another like him.-The United
Presbyterian.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
Esslly CAUGHT.

"Tall women nearly always marry
short men,"
Il have noticed t."
II wonder why Il is."
These duck.legged men can't run
fast"-Houston Post
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
reisk az thu naxll

The devil Is putting the butter on
the right side Of his bread whom hs
gets . big sinner TO count the hypo
critics u the church.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
NOWADAYS.

irandmother-And now would you
hke me to tell you a story. dears?
Advanced Child-Oh, no. granny,
not story. please! They're so
stodgy and unconyincing and as out
ofdate as tunes In music. We should
much prefer an impressionist word.
picture, or subtle character sketch
Punch.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
A Kicker.

II wish the meddlesome busybody
who made two blades Of grass grow
where only one grew before" grunted
the fat gentleman with the lawn NOW.
or. pausing to wipe his perspiring
brow. could make two muscles grow
where there is only one now."-Ex.
change.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

When man is trying to take nap
and the files bother him he cant get
half as mad with them as he can with
his wife about it.-New York Press.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. sof,ens the gums. reduces innammA.
ton. sliAys palm. cures wind collie. sc bottle.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

A woman wants everybody to be-
lieve all the nice things about her hus'
band that she couldn't possibly make
herself believe.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
A Short Month.

II didn't have a single engagement
to lecture In February said the pro-
fessor.
well. it's an even break. then" said
his wife.
How so!"
"You and the month were both short
OF dates."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

Heaps OF stale eggs would be fresh
II so many people weren't too mean
to use them while they are.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

A woman can make an unfulfilled
promise go further toward her happi-
ness than man can an accomplished
fact toward his.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

The capital invested in German rail,
raods Is about $50 an inhabItant. and
about $l56 In the United States.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

To read one OF his love letters a
year after he wrote II is beyond the
heroism OF any man.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

The royal coach OF England was
built $50 years ago for the coronation
OF George III. and weighs three tons.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

An eagle can live twenty.eight days
without food.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

Charity is too often charity dis.
pensed.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

Garfield Tea overcomes constipation,
sick.headache and bilious attacks.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
,. ....

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

Many a man has discovered that
popularity Is not worth the price.
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
W. N. v, DENVER, NO. 24-1s,,.
Dr.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery

Th; supplies pure boodby aiding Digestion increasing .maon
and mparting to the whole tonic
and great deal more having alternative the liver
kidneys u heps 70 eliminate the posons from the blood.
feeding the rich blood doing away with
ds dhons;, a. d:s to Insult your intelligence With Ii: rood
alcohol narcotics Ingredients plainly printed wrapper
Dr. Pierces Common Sense Medical Adviser receipt
stamps to expense OF wrapping and mailing Send
stamps for the book Address Dr. Pierce Buffalo,
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15
DENVER DIRECTORY

RnN / InnY pssI.y r. aii Kind, OF MER.
log mailed fre. Cor. 18th q Blake, Denver
The Raymer enterprise., 1911-06-15

When laxative is needed, take the al.
ways potent Garfield Tea. Composed Of
Herbs.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
VACATION At END,
AND IT'S NO JOKE
FOR THE K|DD|ES
They're as Serious as. They
Can Be Waiting for the
Bell Monday.

School starts Monday. School starts
Monday, ah, haw-ney! I'm going t. be
transferred and you aint."
Il dom kare. D'ruther stay back
than go to tn oil teacher you'll get"
They've been talking about today for
the past week, have the kiddies. to
whom this is the very last bit of va
cation. Juvenile minds that have beer
taken UP with swimming, and sailing,
and playing ball, and fighting over who
ought to win the pennant, are all So
bered today. They are ticking off the
seconds which will make the hours, of
the one day before the Quarter Bell
at S:45 o'clock, Monday morning calls
them to school.
School opening is a serious business
for the kiddies. There are new teach
ers to meet, and d kiddie must always
learn Just what "teacher'll stand for
before he is fully satisfied, ard, oh yes,
there's always some pretty little be-
Miss who sets every boys heart
pumpin' on the very first day of school
That's why the kiddies are anxious
today, and the mothers are hurrying
to buy school shoes, while the Young
sters fret because johnnie Smiths
goin' t start long pants, and l amt"
So those who canNslip away are taxi
ing one long last dive into the pools
at the Bathing Beach today, while
others are tramping out along tho
country roads. And whatever they
may do, today, it's the last evidence
of vacation and summer, for school
starts Monday.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16

lot of the consplrators would "get
theirs" in due time.
VIII Secretary Wilson go, along with
Messirs. Dunlap and McCabe? 1t is
well known that President Taft did not
want Mr.. Wilson In his Cabinet He
would not have included him, but for
powerful pressure that was brought to
bear on him from farmers organiza-
tons. publishers. and the politicians
from the farming States. Secretary
Wilson was then the popular member
Of the Taft Cabinet. There simply was
nobody else to appoint; no other men
with any possible qualifications for the
place could get shadow of the back
Ing that Wilson commanded.
Against hiss will and wishes, then, Mr..
Taft appointed Mr. Wilson. He has
ielt ever since that II was a mistake;
that he would better have followed his
own predictions. The Ballinger-Pin-
chot affair started in the Department
OF Agriculture: Less wise and exper-
fenced then than now. the President
Pinchot: In the present instance, he
would likely have dismissed DR.. Wiley,
only that the experience of the Pinchot
case taught him better.
Not Easy to Drop Wilson.
To drop Secretary Wilson >out Of
the Cabinet despite the mistakes he
has made. is not easy Secretary
Wilson. after all is said, has a tre-
mendous hold on the farmers of the
country. They don't care whether he
Is good administrator or not. They
know that he built up the department
to the point where 1t is of real use
and value to them, which it never
had been before. They read its liter.
allure, build their chicken houses as
the bulletins. direct. doctor their
horses according to the horse book
rotate crops asdirected. and Just nat
urallv can't be pried away from their
loyalty to the institution or the Will
son conduct thereof
So, whatever the President does,
he will have hard time settling the
Wilson matter. The tenor of his let
ter to Secretary Wilson suggests that
II the latter would amia bly, resign
pretty soon, ii would relieve the Ad-
Nobody believes the
Secretary will do so. He will require
a more definite invitation to do so.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Bradley Lane Film Views
Prevented By The Rain

Owing to rain yesterday the moving pic
ture views of traffic along Bradley
lane, Chevy Chase. were not taken
this, morning. but according to a
statement made this afternoon by NJ.
o. Eldridge. OF the office: of public
roads. in the Department of AgricuI-
ture, the pictures probably will be
taken today.
They will show the effect of auto
mobiles upon macademized roads, and
the contrast when the roads are treat
ed with tar. Bradley lane Is one of
the new Government highways. Fine
dust on the smooth surface of the
regular macademized road Is thrown
into the air by rapidly moving auto
mobiles. 1t will probably be Monday
before the dust" pictures are taken.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
RAILWAYS TO CLASH
WITH GOVERNORS
BEFORE HIGH COURT
Plan to Unite on Urging
That Sanborn Decision
Be Upheld.

NEW YORK, Sept. 16.-Eith the gov
ernors of the many States represented
at the House of Governors at the
Spring Lake conference uniting to fight
before the Supreme Court of the United
States for the right of the States to fix
traffic rates entirely within the borders
of the single States, the railroads are
preparing C unite to urge the court 20
uphold the decision of Judge Sanborn
nullifying the Minnesota 2-cent fare
law. -
Judge Sanb rms decision was herald
ed by the railroads as guarantee that
the Federal Government would protect
capital engaged in transportation
against restrictive laws passed by State
legislatures. With the decision came
increased activity in railroad stocks.
Attitude of Financiers.
The. action of governors in taking
what is termed by many the most rad
ical course is generally condemned In
the financial district.
The governors, however. asserting
their action was merely for the purpose
of obtaining proper legal representa-
tion before the highest court. They
all admitted, that should the Supreme
Court uphold the Sanborn decision, the
States would 'be reduced to mere prov
inces of a centralized power
While the Minnesota case will be the
first with which Governors Harmon,
Ohio; Hadley Missouri, and Aldrich,
Nebraska, the governors committee,
will have TO dea. with, similar cases in
volving the rights of the State to make
railroad laws in Missouri. Kansas, OK
lahoma, and Nebraska, are before the
courts.
Danger to Transportation.
One railroad official said: Should
the Minnesota decision be upset, seri-
Gus blow would be delivered to the
transportation .ntere SITS of the country.
The Interstate Commerce Commission
has the power to decide what a reason
ably rate is, one that will result in
fair profit to the railroads. Should
the States be permitted to lower the
reasonable rates established by the
Interstate Commerce Commission they
may entirely wipe out the profits of
the railroads"
Even the appearance of three gov
erNors merely in the capacity of law
yers fighting before the Supreme
Courts for the rights of the individ-
ual States as opposed to the powers
of the United States is a situation
new in the country's history. The
governors asserted that if their
action was novel, it was none the
less sane and necessary.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Funeral of Boy Injured
In Fall Is Held Today

Funeral services for Clifton McGiI,
the eighteen-year-old boy. who died IN
the Emergency Hospital yesterday af-
Fternoon as the result OF fan froEt
the second-story veranda OF his uncIe's
home, 900 X street northwest, were held
from St. Patrick's Church this MORN
ing at o'clock. The Rev. WnliaIn
Carroll. assistant pastor Of the church.
oficiated at the ceremonies InfermeuS
was in Mt Olivet Cemetery.
Yung McGill had planned to enter tbe
navy this fall, and had prepared him
self for the examinations. He was born
washington since the death OF his pa--
ents, two years ago. McGin was brush.
ing some cobwebs from the ceiling of
a seeond-story porch. and stod upon tue
railing In order to reach. The raining
ment belows-fracturing his skull.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16

There will be other pictures to illus
trate the making of public roads In
various sections of the country. Ten
thousand dollars was appropriated by
Congress for experimental work along
this line.
are being made by a concern to show
the workings of every branch of the
Government.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Fined For Spending
Another Mans Money

George B. Cobb was fined $50 or sixty
days in jail for larceny in Judge
Aukam's court yesterday.
On Saturday he went, to the Naval
Hospital selling reduced rate coupons
for a photographer. Thomas L. Perry.
of the hospital force, wanted a coupon.
but IS bill was the smallest money he
had. The price Of the coupon was 25
cents. Perry gave CobA the bill
Il had to go to a saloon TO get the
change" said Cobb in Police Court. Il
bought one drink out of my own money
and started 10 leave when friends asked
me to have another. That settled il,
your honor. forgot whose money /
was spending"
Twenty dollars or sixty days will heIp
you to remember next time to come
back with the change" said Judge
Aukam.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Inspect

Take Georgia Avenue Car
to Taylor Street, or Phone
Main 59O4-O5 for Our Auto
mobiles, Always at Your
Service.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Representative Malby
Is Fifty-four Today

Representative George r. Malby, men,
ber of the House from the Twenty
years old today.
Mr.. Malby, whose home Is at Ogdens-
burg, Is a native New Yorker. He Is q
veteran Of the New York Legislature,
having served five years in the assem-
bly, and twelve years in the State SEN
ate.
He is now serving his third term IN
the House.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
TAFT ANTICIPATES
ACTION OF PROBERS
Beats House Committee to It. in Vndicating Dr. Wiley
But Committee May Get Best of Him Later in
the Game
By JUDsoN c. wELLIvER.

President Taft has beaten the Moss
committee to it, in the matter of VIII
dicating DR. Wiley. But he will have
to hustle with his reforms IN the De-
parrment of Agriculture II he beats the
committee TO the bigger things II has
in mind.
Democratic leaders in the house are
determined that legislation shall be
brought forward. early TIE coming ses-
| sion, that will make absolutely certain
that the spirit of the food law shall
be enforced.
They are prepared to show that moGt
OF the Administrative machinery now
!, employed is extra-legal; that instead OF
doing what the law intended, the Roose-
! welt and Taft Administrations have, be-
tween them trumped up a great mech
antsm, which has prevented the en-
forcement of the law as Congress want
ed IT enforced, obscured the simple and
efficient instrumeutalities that Congress
provided for and made the laws SUBJ
stantial subversion possible.
This deliberate policy of imposing
extra-legal machinery to clog and ham,
per the machinery provided by law, will
be made strong issue by Democrats.
They are not In favor of any new
trills. The proposal to have a commits
SION ehloIce the law does not look
They just want Doc" Wiley pu.
back on the job, with a free hand ard
plenty of elbow room. They want the
Dunlaps, the McCabes. ard all the 9TH
er little membranes swept aside, and
they will take steps to be rid of them
with great promTtness If President
Taft does not get to all that first.
End of Remsen Board In Sight.
yond the present fiscal year, for anoth-
er appropriation measure will be care
fully safeguarded with provision that
none of the money here appropriated,
shall be used in any such fashion ~
the Remsen board has spent some
$3.50. 600
The Board of Food and Drug Inspec-
ton will be put out of business In the
like fashion; and then there will prob
ably be some legislation, authorizing the
establishment of food and drug stand
ards, under the immediate domination
OF DR.. Wiley-and nobody but DR.. WI
ley.
Pending all these details, there is
acute concern as to the political moves
the Administration will make. Today's
opinion is that Attorney General Wick
ersham gets away with a clean bill Of
health. The President made an excuse
for him; said he didn't have the full
record before him.
No Excuse Made for Wilson.
But it is notable that the President
made no excuse for Secretary Wilson. |
Rather, he intimated strongly that de- |
Gliding the Wiley case was not the most
important thing connected with the Az
riCultural Department that he had on |
hand. The other things would be much |
more big and important, when he got |
around to them.
And the broad intimation was that a
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Funeral Services Held
For Mrs. E. A. Hester

The funeral of Mrs. Eliza Addison
Hester, in her eighty-first year. born in
the District. and lifelong resident here,
was held from the home of her daugh-
ter. Mrs. HI. C.. Ansley, 2627 Connecticut
avenue, this afternoon at O'Clock. Tie
Rev. c. Ernest Smith, of the ST. Thomas
Episcopal Church, officiated at the cere-
monies, and, interement was in Oak Hill
Cemetery.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16

inform
81
dg fhe city to the ebutfI
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The Washington times., 1911-09-16
Clad in Night Dress,
Girl Captures Burglar

WAKEFIELD. Mass, Sept 16.-In her
nigktdress, Miss Annie Spaidng chased
a burglar to the street, threw him down
and sat on him till a policeman came
The Washington times., 1911-09-16
NeWsboy First Deposition

NEWARK, \. J., Sept l6.-Louis
Walnor, a newsboy with 81 in pennies.
nickels, and dimes. was the first de-
positor in the postal savings bank just
opened.
The Washington times., 1911-09-16

SI.2s to Baltimore and Return, Balti-
more & Ohio. Every Saturday and Sun
day. All trains, both ways both days,
except Royal Limited. The L. S. avia-
ton field and flights at College Park are
within full view of passing trains on
this road.-Advt.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
Saved r1any From Death.

w. l.. Mock, of Mock, Ark, be.
lieves he has saved many lives in
his 25 years of experience in the
drug business. "What ] always
like to do" he writes, sis to recon-
mend Or Kings New Discovery for
weak, sore lungs, hard colds, hoarse-
ness, obstinate coughs, la grippe,
Group, asthma or other bronchial
affection, for feel sure that Il num-
ber of my neighbors are alive and
well today because they took my
advice to use it. / honestly believe
it's the best throat and lung medi-
cine that's made" Easy to prove
he's right. Get trial bottle free,
or regular soc or 81 bottle. Guar.
anteed at Swami Day Lumber Co. s
store.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
A Fathers Vengeance

would have fallen on any one who
attacked the son Of Peter Bondy,
of South lockwood, Mich bnt be
was powerless before attacks Of kid
ney trouble. doctors could not
help him" he wrote, $50 at last we
give him Electric Bitters and he
improved wonderfully from taking
six bottles. Its the best kidney
medicine | ever saw" Backache,
tired feeling, Nervousness, l1ss Of
appetite, warn Of kidney trouble
that may end in dropsy. diabetes or
Bright's disease. Beware: TAX t
Electric Bitters and be safe. Every
bottle guaranteed. soc at Swami,
Day Lumber Co.. store.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
Baked at.LoId Steel.

81 wouldn't let a doctor cut my
foot off. " said Fl. D. Ely, Bantam,
Ohio, although horrible ulcer
had been the plague of my life for
four years. Instead / used Buck
lens Arnica Salve, and my foot was
soon completely cured" Heals
burns, boils, sores, bruises, eczema,
pimples, corns. Surest pile cure.
25c at Swann-Day Lumber Co. s
store.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

The Greater Kentucky Con
vention to be held in Louisville
beginning Nov. l3 is attracting
wide spread attention. The pre-
siding officers at the various ses-
sions will he Gov. Wilson, Gov
ernor- elect McCreary, Senators
T.. ii Pavnter aud W. o. Brad
ley, and Mr. George Ii. Cox, of
Owensboro, and Mr.. j. w. Por.
ter, of Lexington. The railroads
will give reduced rates of one
fare plus % cents for the round
trip.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
Starts Mach Trouble.

II all people knew that neglect of
constipation would result in severe
indigestion, yellow jaundioe or vi
Iulent liver trouble they would soon
take DR.. Kings New Life Pills, and
end it. II is the only safe way.
Best for biliousnt SIS, headache, dys.
pc psia, chills and debility. 25c at
Swami Day Lumber Co.'s store.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

According to news from head
quarters, the l.. & N. will shotly
install the new idea of telephone
dispatehing, for the operating of
trains on the l.. d Z. to Quick
sand. Twenty-one stations will
be equipped wit the apparatus.
A message circuit to handle other
railroad business will parallel
this train Observation-Disclosures
Democrat.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
Well Show You.

If you have any doubt the
goods you ought to buy, we wart
to show you. If you have any
doubt about the place to go, we'd
like to tell you several things about
our line. Full quality, great va
riety, low cost. All we say is
backed by what we do.
Williams Two Stores,
Clay City, Ky.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
Mrs. Ben Mofeld died at Noun

Mrs. Ben Moheld died at Noun
tain Springs, Esttll county, Sun
day Nov. 9Th. .The remains will
be buried at Powell's Valley this
afternoon. Funeral services be-
fore burial by Elder A. Easter.
Everett and Marshall Mofiele are
here from Sardis, Miss. to attend
the funeral Of their mother.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Sol Martin will soon move from
Snow Greek to Edna, Mo. to re-
side. Messrs. +. Marion and L.
G.. Dawson, of the same neigh.
borhood, but living in Clark and
Estill counties respectively, will
also move to Missouri.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Elder d. H. Matherly, who for
the past few months has been
pastoring the Christian Church
this city, has entered the Bible
college at Kimberlin Heights,
Tenn.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

The Mountain Press Associa-
tion is preparing to hold its Sec
ond annual session at Hazel
Green December 9Th. A most
profitable and Interesting session
is looked forward to.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

b. 5. Wilson was elected Rep
resentatIve from the Bath. Row.
an district Tuesday by good
m$iorlty, Mr.. Wilson is broth
er to Mrs. +. b. McGlone of this
city.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Mrs. G. w. King, of Atlanta,
Ga, is visiting the family of her
brother, Luther Loving.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Oscar Stewart and Claude
Bowman have returned from
Cincinnati where thev went two
months ago to work in a planning
mill.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

J. F. Clark came home Tuesday
to vote and is now spending a
few days with relatives.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Now that the election is over
let us turn our attention to the
improvement Of our town, our
farms and our roads.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Winter time is coming bringing
with it mud holes in our roads
and ruts and gulleys.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Asa Mize who is employed at
Quicksand, came home Sunday
to visit home folks.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

The Democrats of Clay City
celebrated the splendid victory
of Tuesday in royal style Wednes-
day night.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Mrs. + B. McGlone is visit.
ing relatives at MOrehead.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Many of our boys came home
to vote Tuesday.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. A. I. Whit are
visiting relatives at MOrehead.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Mrs. Lemon Henry, of Dodge,
visited her sister, Mrs. Emma
Mountz near the city this
week.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

The first snow and sleet of the
season fell Saturday.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Morgan Mckinney, of Winches
ter, was here a short time Satur
day.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

THURSDAY, -~ Gov. 8, 1911.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

LOCAL BREVITIES.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09

Now that the election is over
let us turn back to business.
The Clay City times., 1911-11-09
THE TIMES.

AN ALL HOMEMADE Par Err.