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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
NINE SUPERINTENDENT ";

NINE SUPERINTENDENT wants po-
sition; 20 years experience in general
mining and milling. concentrating and
amalgamafion, in Colorado, Arizona
and California A hustler and has had
a varied and extensive experience; 81
years Of age, single; will go anywhere
at any time; references Write or wire.
Nine Superintendent. care of Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09

South 5oGnd train connects with
Southern Pacific west bound train No.
I, leaving Lordsburg 1857 q M. nom
tain time.
South bound train connects with FL
Paso & Southwestern east bound train
for FL Pass. leaving Hachita 11:42 a.
m mountain time. and with west
bound train for Douglas and BfsbeA.
leaving Hachita at 11:10 a. m. moun-
tain time.
A. 7. Thomson,
Traffic Manager. Clifton. Ariz
Feb. IT. 1911
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
For Sale-Houses.

FOR SALE room brick house, cor
ner of Third and Hill SITS. in schooi
block: cheap. Write c. Q. s. Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
WHEN IN HURRY
CALL POMEROY'S ON TINE HACKS
BOTH PHONES 2444


RAILROAD TIMETARIE
al an Iralns arrive and depart from
street, except those Of Mexico NorfF
western All arrivals and departures
gwen IN Fl Paso or mountain standard
For Albuquerque, Denver. Chicago,
Los Angeles-LV. s:45 a m and
From Al6uquerque. Denver. Chicago.
Los Los Angeies-Ar. $40 a. m and
Ell PAsO q SOUTHWESTERN.
(Western Dfvfsfon.)
ror ARIZONA and Sonora-Lv. 1850
a m and sos D. m
From Arizona and Sonora-Ar. 7:zo
eastern Diyisfon)
For Kansas City. Chicago St. IouIs-
L1. 1z;45 D. m, SIS D. M
From Kansas City. Chicago. St Louis
Ar o:S6 a m, 3:50 D. M
G. H & 5. A. AND SP TRArxs
ussI.oan Antonio. New Orleans and
y " Is S,nington-Lv. 1880 a m and 500
From San Antonio. New orleans.,
y " ars.hinston-Ar 1880 a II. and 500
s.5 For Arizona and california-Lv SEA
a. m: 400, 9:51 D. m
FROM Arizona and Califo-,t.-
100 d m; 1920, SIP, 700 D. m.
TEXAS & PACIFIC.
or Dallas and St Louis-Ly. s:so
From Dallas and St Louis-Ar 11.4o
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO.
or GnIhuahua and City OF Mexico-
From chihuahua and City Of Mexico
For h EXC c NORTH WESTERN.
Jrarez Mon. Wed. Fri. 100 D m.
from Casas Grendes and Pearson
Ar Juarez Tues. tn. Sat. $50 D m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
Contractors

CORNING GRAY, Contractors and
Builders All work guaranteed: money
loaned. Let US give you a figure.
Phone 1850
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09

0USEKEEPER-Germ lady speak
ing English and Spanish wants to take
charge Of household for one or several
gentlemen Well acquainted with all
household duties. Address H. w. so.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
Wanted Miscellaneous.

WANTED-Gas range. Phone ISL
wANTED-Motorcycl give full par
ticulars. Motorcycle. care Herald
WANTED TO BUY cigar newsstand.
Write C D., care Herald.
WANTED-Pupils for simmer cook
ing club. 1913 x. Florence. Phone
1898.
.QEIoN g LED
sLzzs6s5I1b
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
Jeweler.

WATCHES CLEANED, 5Oc;. main
springs 9Oc: ward; old gold 81 pvt
Denver JeW'y. Co., Cor, 2o1 s. e. Paso.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-09
Help Wanted-Female.


WANTED good wash woman a
1405 Montana.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
MEMBER OF COMMERCE COURT

The successor in the interstate com
merce commission of Martin Knapp,
who was recently appointed to the
new commerce court. is Prof. Balthu.
ser Henry Meyer, one Of the most
prominent educators In the country
and an authority of note on political
economy and sociology.
Professor Meyer is a native OF Wis
consin, a graduate of the University
OF Wisconsin and the University OF
Berlin, and has been an educator
since 1884, when he taught district
school in his native state. He has
been q member OF the Wisconsin rail-
way commission and the new federal
railway security investigating com
mission and has written many impor
tant articles on railway legislation
and administration and other econom
lc subjects.
The professor also served as expert
special agent for the bureau of the
census and interstate commerce com.
mission.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Went Swimming al 81.

The Grand Old Man Of Highgate
Ponds" William Mckenzie, long
known as grandfather" by his fellow
members Of the Highgate Lifebuoys
club, has passed away at his North
London home, He was In his ninety.
third year.
Up to six weeks ago Mr.. Mckenzie
was bathing In Highgate Ponds. where
he had bathed for many years. His
unfailng regularity at tho age OF 90
probably constitutes a record In nata-
ton. Until three years ago he Joined
in the winter lIfebuoy bathing sports
His practice was to walk over the
two miles from Highburg and back for
his swlm.-London Chronicle.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Exhortina the Ducks.

There are two tiny boys in this town
whose mother sings often to them at
their request, and as she is an ardent
church woman. the children hear as
many hymns as anything else. The 9th,
er day they we're playing with their
wooden ducks I'm the bathtub. and
strangely enough tho ducks were more
inclined to float sideways than In the
approved manner. After several at.
temps TO keep the misguided ducks
straight, tho older boy shouted:
stand up duck, stand up!" Then
twoyear old. noting the familiar
phrase. leaned over the tub and ex-
norted: "'Tand up, duck 'Tand up
for Jesusl"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

An unusual incident marked a re-
cent fire In New York. Tho fire
started in tho cellar OF i've story
tenement and before It was extin,
guished the IS families in the building
and all the firemen wero weeping cop
lously from inflaned eyes. In the eel
lar many bags Of onions had been
stored. Tho chief fireman allowed the
tenants to remain in the building. as
surfing them that the fire was con.
fined to the cellar. They did not stay,
however. when the onions had got
we'll aflre.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Kind but CareIesa.

John r. Irish, the San Francisco
orator and ofTlceholder. was entertain
ing Joaquin Miller. the poet, one
night. Upon hearing a particularly
funny story by tho host the poet fell
OF his chair in n paroxysm Of mirth.
Irish thought the poet had seizure
OF some kind and he rushed to the
sideboard. took bottle OF whisky and
stuck the top Of It into Miller's mouth,
hoping TO revive him.
Presently Miller waved his hands
fcebly and Irish removed the bottle.
What is IT." asked Irish solicitous-
ly.
Remove the cork" whispered the
poet, hoarsely. Remove the corkl"-
Saturday Evening Post
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
WOULD SAVE ROADS BIG SUM

No man has been more in the pub
lie eye of late than Louis d. Brandeis,
who not long ago declared that tho
railways could save sl.O00,0O0 a day
by proper and efficient management.
Mr.. Brandeis first came into promi
nence in 1903, when as the head OF
the Public Franchise league OF Boston
he was involved in the struggle over
the reorganization of the Boston gas
companies. Largely through his in.
fluence legislation was put through
which permitted the unlfcation of the
gas companies on n unique principle.
The total capitalization OF the new
company was made the same as that
OF the valuation Of tho securities of
the consolidated companies. The price
Of gas was set at 90 cents n thousand
feet. On that basis the company was
allowed to pay seven per cent. on
its stock and one per cent. extra
for every reduction Of Ave cents
thousand feet in the price OF gas. The
plan worked successfully.
nently known through his share in
husetts to write industrial Insurance..
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Rheumatism Advice
Gives Prominent Doctors Best
Preserlptlon--ls Easily Mixed.

Get ono ounce OF syrup OF sarsapa-
rilla compound and one ounce OF Toris
compound Then get half pint Of goAo
whisky and put tho other two ingredi.
onts into II. Take tablespoonful OF
this mixture before each meal and at
bed time Shake the bottle before us
ing" This IL not new In this city as
many or tho worse cases Of rheumatism
and back-nche have been cured by It.
Good results come tho first day. Any
druggist has these ingredients on hand
or will quickly got them from his
wholesale house. Any ono can mix
them
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

my back. felt like screaming. They
gradually became more severe until
they ran all over my body. / could
not sleep and could hardly move.
steadily grew worse until / could
scarcely open or close my hands. No
relief was obtained until l began US
ing Doan's Kidney Pills. Soon ! felt
better and ere long the pain left"
Remember the name-Doans.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
BOX. Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
OATS-25e Blu. Per Acre.

That is the sworn to yield of Theodore
Harness, Lewis CO.. Wash, had from
Salzer's Rejuvenated White bonanza oats
and won handsome so acre farm. Other
big yields are lil bus, 10 bus, 1903 bus,
etc, had by farmers scattered throughout
the L. s.
Salzcr's Pedigree Barley. Flax, Corn,
Oats, Wheat. Potatoes Grasses and Glow.
ers are famous the world over for their
purity and tremendous yielding qualities.
We are easily the largest growers of farm
feeds in the world.
Our catalog bristling with seed truths
free for the asking, or send loc in stamps
and receive 10 packages of farm seed nov.
elites and rarlties, including above mar.
velous oats, together with big catalog.
John A. Sal,er Seed Co. Isl South sth st.,
La Crosse Wis
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Home and School.

Home and school are two different
spheres and have OF necessity differ
ent duties to perform and different
wstk to accomplish in the training and
teaching Of the child, But unless tho
Ideals are tho same and unless there
Is systematic attitude of mind be-
tween parents and teachers, the best
result cannot be achieved and the
child must sufrer.--Mrs. L. l.. Frank
lin, Secretary Parents National Edu.
cational Union. England.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
A Trained Nurses Experiences with
Reslnol Ointment.

applied Resinol TO IN liberated leg
Of six months standing. Almost every
thing had been tried TO heal It, Made
two applications q day for four weeks
and leg was permanently healed
have used Rcsinol on children's
faces to heal crupions and for every.
thing that seemed to need an ointment
with satisfactory results in every case
Mrs. Isadore +. Cameron.
Augusta, Me. Graduated Nurse.)
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
MExlCO'S WEALTHIEST MAN

Not unlike the mighty estates OF
the old PATRONS, who used TO own tire.
mendous tracts of land around New
York and whose sway was more pow.
erful than that OF the most puissant
feudal baron In Europe, Is that OF
Gen. Don Luis Terrazas. boss OF the
state OF Chihuahua, owner OF more
than half the land included within its
wide boundaries and the richest man
in Mexico. His wealth is estimated
at not less than S25, 100000 gold and
many estimate It much higher. Ter.
razas is Of interest at this time, for
many people are saying that he and
his son.n.law, Enrique Creel, are re-
sponsble for the rebellion in Mexico.
Gen. Don Luis Terrazas has lived
all his life In chihuahua. His parents
were small landowners before the in.
vasion OF Mexico by the French.
When Mexico began to try for free
dom from the foreign invaders Ter
razas, then q young man without In
flupnce. startinp with a small body Of
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
PASTOR TO HAVE BIG CHURCH

Rev Charles F. Aked who talked
seriously of resigning the Passionate
OF the Fifth Avenue Baptist church
the Rockefeller church in New York
city because Of the supposed failure
Of n pretentlous building project on
which he had set his heart, seems to
have won his point. As result Goth.
am is likely TO have the greatest
church on modern institutional lines
in the world.
John d. Rockefeller has n plan un.
der consideration for presenting his
Fifty-fourth street home and his ad.
joining realty holdings us site for
the new home Of the congregation.
The trustees OF the Fifth Avenue
church have for three years been
looking for suitable site on which
TO build church such as DR.. Aked
desires, but the committee In charge
failed to make a selection Mr.. Rock.
ofeller has recently purchased nun
Der OF plots surrounding his home
and II is believed that he Is rounding
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
A Rullno Passion.

Uncle Pinchpenny spent great
deal Of time at the homo OF George
Washington"
Yes. lie couldn't be persuaded to
stop looking for that dollar George is
said TO have thrown across the Poto-
mac"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

valiant Followers built force sufficient drive the French out Of the
defeated the
and the empire Macmillan took
charge the
Later ent
the republic receiving
the state and while he held Office continually
dictated
fallen the shoulders
the
have gobbed Chihuahua;
those in growing
people poorer
n
him the power for more han years
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

tlit hluiltg III ~
with Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Mrs, Rosa Vein.
mann, 1927 Green
wood Terrace, Chi.
cage, H., says; 80
intense were the
rheumatic pains in
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

sPOHN'S DISTENfPER CURE will
cure amy possible case of DISTEAlPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
Of all ages and prevents all others in the
same stable from having the disease Also
cures chicken cholera. and dog distemper.
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs. 50 cents and sl00 bottle Agents
wanted Free book Spohn Medical Co,
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Amonn ColIeanues.

81 am afraid that man speaks before
he thinks"
'Imposslble!"
"Why2"
'He never thinks"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t il thoroughly cured by
DR.. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Tho DIscoverer,

OF faults seeker he would be.
or recompense he found dearth,
Save in the truthful claim that he
Had picked the easiest Job on earth.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
30 fl. Bou,eLs-

Biggest organ of the body-the
bowels--and the most important-
It's got to be looked after-neglect
means suffering and years Of
misery. CASCARETS help
nature keep every part of your
bowels clean and strengthen
they act right-means health to
your whole body. s1i
cAscARRTs Ioc boz for q weeks treat
ment All druggists. biggest seller In
the world - Million boxes o month.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
WEAK BACKS MADE STRONG.

Backache in most cases is kidney.
ache, and usually accompanied by ir-
'egularities Of the urine. To remove
the pain and weakness, you must cure
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

It's an easy matter for a married
man TO keep posted on what's going
on in his home neiRhborhood
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

In the Spring cleanse the system and
purify the blood by the use Of Garfield Tea
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Improvidence in tribes never made a
millionaire nor swelled a bank account.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

the trustees fail TO find suitable
Rockefeller
o
residence
The ia
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
PROOF POSITIVE.

He-Oh. yes; write verse occasion.
ally-but l tear It all up as soon as
! write Il.
She-Ahl knew you were clever.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

And the man who Is driven to drink
by adversely probably would have it
brought to him by prosperity.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

The chap who gets free ride in a
patrol wagon isn't carried away with
enthusiasm.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

All druggists sell tho famous Herb rem
ody, Garfield Tea. II corrects constipation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Garfield Tea corrccts constipation.
cleanscs tho system and purihes tho blood.
Good hcalth IS maintained by It's use.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

a woman's club sometimes reminds
q man OF hammer.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Smokers find Lewis Single Binder 80
cigar better quality than most loo cigars.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

No doubt the mind sure is all right
If you have the mind TO begin with
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Every man IS n conner until no reach
es n certain age--then he's n goer.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Your druggist Will refund money n PAZO ONT
MENT fails TO cure any case OF Itching Blind
Bleeding or Prntrudins Piles In 0 W Ia daYk, be-.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16
Do Ynn IInn Eve anlrnR

Apply only from Ascptio Tubes 20
Prevent Infection Murine Ego Salvs In
Tubes-New Size use Murine Eye LiQ-
uid 2jc-50c. Eye Books In each Pkg.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASToRIA, q safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and zee that II
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Loud apparel naturally proclaims
the man.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Mr. Brandes became prominently known through his
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

Signature of ZNZzZzsN
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-03-16

the man.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-08-03
WHY FISH WHISTLE.

Harper's Weekly says that the fish,
ing vessels along the Norwegian coasts
are quipped with telephones to which
are equipped with telephones TO which
augment submarine sounds. These
sounds, collected by an electrical ap-
paratus, communicate by means OF a
copper wire with the receiver of the
telephone installed on the boat.
by listening in the ordinary way.
receiver at ear. the fisherman can tell
precisely the moment when the fish
begin to collect and soon learns differ
ences in the sounds made by the vari-
Gus fish. The cod utters "A gutteral
grunt and the herring has whistling
ntonation. Some of the thin fish
would doubtless whistle If they heard
the weights given them by their cap
tors. q
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-08-03
DIVORCE DFCRIED
AT K. c. SESSION
CALLED "LEoALlZED PoLYGAMY'
BY REV. =. j.. VAN ANTWERP
IN STRONG SERMON TO
DELEGATES.

A strenuous dcnunciation of divorce.
which he characterized as "lcgalized
polygamy" and a plea for all Chris
tians 20 join together In fighting po-
litical corruption. marked the sermon.
of Rev. r. J. Van Antwerp, of De
troit, one Of the principal features OF
the opening session of the national
convention of the knights on Column
bus at Detroit.
Ponnant aspirat' MS OF the American
leaue leaders had prominent though
brief mention i'm the services at the
knights OF Columbus hall following
the religious services. Mayor VIM. b.
Thompson. wearing the badge of the
order, of which he is an active MEM
her. welcomed the delegates to the
ity. After referring TO the high po-
sition of Detroit i'm the business and
commercial world. the mayor turned
to Supreme knight Flaherty who is
a philadelphia and said:
"And with due consideration for our
supreme knight, l believe we have the
gratest ball team in the world"
When the applause which greeted
this remark had subsidized, Mr.. Fiaher-
ty replied;
Il am not so sure as Mayor Thomp-
son seems TO be of the outcome Of tho
struggle now being waged between our
two cities. Anyway, the struggle viii
not be allowed to disturb the relations
Of brotherhood existing between tho
Detroit and Philadelphia councils OF
the knights Of Columbus.
\ banquet at which prominent mem.
bers of the order delivered addresses
was rendered to the delegates.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-08-03
A SMILE OR TWO;
MAY BE A LAUGH
The Meanest Man.

Two strangers met at one of the
small tables in a dining car. They
found a common bond in the effort to
secure something to eat and by the
time the coffee came they were on
friendly terms.
81 wonder if you will do me a ia
vor?" said the first man, as he paid
his bill. The other man seemed re-
ceptive, and the first one continued:
Have you a lower berth for tonight?"
The man across the table nodded.
We'll. I'm travelling with my mother
who is rather well along in life, and
/ am anxious to make her comfortable
Would you be willing to give her your
berth?"
Il should be delighted" responded
the stranger They went back To the
sleeper, where the accommodating man
was presented to the others mother.
a white haired old lady with n charm
ing face. The Good Samaritan has ex-
changed his lower berth for the upper,
belonging to the old lady, and was
radlating with sense of kindness. 1t
led him to remark affably to the other
man. But where are You going t.
sleep?"
"Oh, that's all right" was the ans
wer, chats my lower berth over
there. "-Macks National Monthly.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-08-03
Jumped Seven Feet.

ANY news down my way?" repeat
Jed the farmer as he stopped his team
and bit a chew off his plug wall.
\ kin give you a leetlc Bit guess.
1t hain't earthquakes nor cyclone, but
it does purity well for our place"
'Well??' queried the tollgate man.
"Wall, the news is that jim Will
liams' wifc's canary bird got out of
the cage the other day and she had
to chase it moren two hours to get
1t back = = ~ ~ 81,
"That isn't much news"
"Nope, rs s'pose not; but I was saw
ing the best for the last"
And what is it?"
why, q tin pcddler came along and
bet Joe Hari<ins that he could out
jump him, and Joe held his breath
and jumped seven feet and won the
bet. and it's already settled that we
are TO run him for the legislature next
fall"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-08-03
A STRANGE SIGHT.

When Edward J. Cattell welcomed
the delegates TO the convention of re-
tail shoe dealers. he told the following
story in his remarks:
A traveller who was seeing Ireland
in a small cart berated the Irish driver
for missing a sight in a part of Dub
lin.
A few yards further and the cart
came to sudden stop which almost
threw the passenger out.
why did you stop SO suddenly
asked the man.
Wei. an there's a milestone" came
the answer from Pat
"But what is there strange about q
milestone" again questioned the sight
seer.
"Shure," spoke out Pat, IAN ye sci.
dom see two o. them together.
adelphia Times.