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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
5 LIVE ONES,

IA. 800 acres four miles from
Pierce, Neb.; good house, barn, cribs,
hog house, chicken house, tool house,
well, wind mill, fine grove, walnut,
ash, box elder and cottonwood tim
Der. This is nice level farm at $50
per acre. Owner Is forced to SELL
10. las acres improved farm ad.
joining city limits of Norfolk, good
set of improvements, all valley land.
Price $137.50 per acre. Good PROPOSE
ton to sub-divide and will make an
excellent dairy or stock farm. Rea.
sonable terms.
16 100 acres finely improved farm
three miles from Elgin, Neb., at SIS
per acre.
II. $500 stock of general mer-
chandise. This is a nice, clean stock
and is now running. Will trade for a
quarter or half section of good farm
land.
IS. $4,000 stock of hardware and
brick building $1,000, in good Nebras.
ka town. Will trade for farm land of
about equal value.
Submit us your propositions.
Yours for business,
BALLAH LAND COMPANY,
Room 6, Bishop Block, Norfolk, Neb.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
The Sack Walked.

Farmers bringing live cats into
town just to get rid of them" be-
ware!
Constable A. w. Finkhouse declares
one joke is enough and that he will
not answer for his actions if another
sack of live cats ranging in ages from
a few months to several years is de.
posted in his front yard. The con-
stable found sack lying innocently
in his yard and, when he was about
to pick it up, the sack started to walk
away. The sack was finally captured
and the constable found local bust
ness man willing to take over the
cats, which are now chasing rats in
a cellar.
A few weeks ago the constable
found another sack filled with cats in
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
Rolls Perfect Ten.Pin Game.

Sidney ID. Robertson has the distinc.
ton OF bowling the first perfect
score ever rolled i'm a game of ten
pins in Norfolk.
Mr.. Robertson scored twelve
straight strikes in a game last night
at the Kaufman alleys. 1t was the
first time any person ever had ac-
cOmplished this feat in Norfolk and
ii has not been done more than a
half dozen times in the history of
Nebraska, according to local bowers.
After he had rolled eleven straight
strikes the crowd of spectators be-
came intensely excited and there was
a dramatic moment before the last
ball shot out down the alley to sweep
away the ten remaining pins that
stood between the player and 300
score. Mr.. Robertson at this mo-
ment was seized with very natural
attack of buck fever" and 1t requir-
ed four starts before he finally let
the big wooden sphere spin from his
fingers and thunder down the long
narrow track, marking a perfect path
as it headed straight for the leader
pin and sent down al ten crashing,
conquered, to the mat.
There was a hilarious shout by the
crowd over the record that had been
made. Immediately after this Robert
son rolled two more games with
scores of 214 and 247. Previous to
this he had held the local record of
the last three years with 279.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
OWN a FARM.

In the rich new Bennett Co., South
Dakota country, recently opened for
settlement, Bennett rs one OF the
best watered counties in So. Oak. The
government report showed that Ben.
nett contains the best land OF all the
Sioux reservations,
See Bennett County Now.
We have for sale decided Indian
land, nearly every tract with running
water, rich virgin soil, ready for the
pillow, Quality considered, this is the
cheapest land in the west.
Write for prices and descriptions.
II you want land for a home, or a
good investment, look up Bennett
county. A rapid development OF the
country, and rise of values is certain
Come to Merriman, Neb., the nearest
point from which to go and see the
land.
INTERSTATE LAND CO.,
Merriman. Neb.
con main line OF C. e. n. w. Ry.
between Omaha and the Black Hills.)
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
THE Days PRODUCE MARKET

Chicago, Nov -Butter-Market
steady; creameries, 25@33c; diaries,
23@29c.
Eggs-Market firm; receipts, 2,S61
cases; at mark, cases included, 224
ESQ., firsts, 2S@30c.
Cheese - Market steady; daisies,
14& @15c; twins, 14A disc; young
Americas. 1+& @15c; long horns, 14&
G15c.
Potatoes-Market easy; choice to
fancy, SS@9Oc; fair to good, S5@SSc,
Poultry - Market firm; turkeys,
1890; live, Ice; chickens dressed, 8
910c; springs, live, sc.
Veal-Market steady; so to 6O.lb,
WITS, 7Q11c.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
LIVE STOCK
AND GRAIN
LATEST PRICES FOR CATTLE,
HOGS, SHEEP, GRAIN.
THE NEW YORK MONEY MARKET
"rodues Quotations On Chicago Elk.
change - Wall street Conditions.
Latest Grain and Live stock Wire
Reports from Chicago and Omaha.

South Omaha, Nov. 24.-Cattle-Re.
ceipts, 800. Market steady; native
steers, $45Om75O; cows and heifers,
$3OOQ 5.2J; western steers, $3.75@
6.75; Texas steers, $35Om5.4O; cows
and heifers, $3OO@5.OO; Gamers,
$275@3.5O; stockers and feeders, 1925
05.75; calves. $250675O; bulls,
stays, etc, $325G49O.
Hogs Receipts, 5000. Market
steady; heavy, $6.3O@6.4O mixed,
$6.15@6.S5; light, $6OO@6.3O; pigs,
$45O@55O; bulk of sales, $6.15@
635.
Sheep-Receipts, $500. Market
steady; yearlings, $3.65@415; weth.
ers, $315m3.50; ewes, $26593.25;
lambs, $4.7565.4O.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

YOU have heard about the famous
Saskatchewan District of Canada and
its wheat fields, go on one II our
excursions to Canda and see this won
derful country. Fertile wheat lands
now selling for $1S to $25 per acre
are constantly advancing in price. A
good opportunity for homeseeker and
investor. Write for copy OF free book,
"a Guide to the Last West" and next
excursion date. P. H. Davis, Dist.
Mgr. Luse Land & Development Co.,
Citizens Natl. Bank Bldg, Norfolk.
$4,000 PROFIT FOR YOU in choice
section wheat land near Denver, $3.50
per acre, half cash. Worth SIS per
acre now. F. E. Hammond, Colorado
Bldg, Denver, Colorado.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

hs yard ard again found people who
would take care of them.
It's cruelty to animals" he says.
Farmers get tired of cats in the win
ter and bring them to town to get
rid Of them"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

The finder of an article OF value
should advertise his find. Perhaps the
losers anxiety to recover his property
will lead him to advertise-but. the
inder's anxiety to restore It should
lead him to adverttse. alao
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
OMAHA GRAIN MARKET

Omaha, Nov. 24.-The Omaha grain
market closed today as follows:
Wheat-No. . hard, 99hc@$1.02;
No. hard, 971ac@$1.O1; No. hard,
94A 999c.
Corn-No. 2, 62@62hc; No. 4, 5924
@6OAc; low grade, 5SQ5Shc; No. 2
yellow, 6212q63c; No. white, 69@
SAGE.
Oats-No. white, 47647Ac.
Rye-No ., 93994c; No. 3, 92@93c.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
SNAPSHOTS OF FASHION.
A Dainty Trimming For the Jaunty
Little Felt Hat.

An attractive novelty among trim
made of a few visps Of white or gray
maribou, from which the daintlest lit
tie bla2kbird's claw points upright.
with her tailored suit this winter
milady seems to prefer jaunty little
hat of soft felt or velours, youthful
style, which sits rather rakishly atop
the tresses. This is usually trimmed
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
FOR SALE

A modern residence on Norfolk av-
enue, $4,000. This is bargain, and
must be sold at once.
My driving horse, harness and bug.
gy. This mare is we'll bred, kind and
gentle, 5 years old; price right.
Residence on South 9Th, all modern.
good barn, nicely located
Residence on North 10th street, In
good repair. JOHN FLYNN,
The Broker.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
State OF Ohio, City OF Toledo, [

Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. j.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
city OF Toledo county and state afore-
said, and that said nrm will pay the
sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
cannot be cured by the use of Halls
Catarrh Cure. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence this 9Th day Of Decem-
Der, A. D. 1885. A. w. GLEASON,
(SeaD Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken inter-
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials free.
F.. ]. CHENEY 6, CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
nation
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
new YORK MONEY MARKET

New York, Nov. 24-Close-Prime
mercantile paper. 4g41a per cent.
Sterling eXchange-Steady, with ac-
tual business in bankers bills at
4,S375 for sixty-day bills and at 4,s6. so
for demand.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

A want ad campaign will sell that
automobile-or that carriage-or that
machinery, or those fixtures-at small
cost OF time or money
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

with a breast, wing or smartly
tied knot Of velvet that has an infinite
amount OF style and dash.
Alluring though the charm of furs
may be, II is a mistake to say that
any kind OF fur is becoming to d wo-
man, She who is wise chooses her
furs with as much care as she does
the color of her frOck. The smoky
tones OF gray fox are becoming TO pale
people. The woman whose hair iu-
cllnes TO red may choose white with
splendid advantage. and dark brown
furs are also becoming to her
The simple three piece skirt is
pronounced favorite and Is Il splendid
style to use when making over old
materials, for several Of them may be
used in the same skirt.
JUDO CHOLLET.
This May Manton pattern is cut In sizes
from % 10 30 inches waist measure Send
10 cents to this office. giving number. III.
and 1t will be promptly forwarded to you
by mail, II In haste send an additional
two cent stamp for letter postage, which
lnsures more prompt delivery. In order
ing use this coupon
No'......-. Size.
Name. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

PRESIDENT TAFT, after passing
through Sutherlin Valley, Ore, said:
81 have travelled extensively, but never
have enjoyed natural scenery as to-
day. You have paradise on earth
a country which can well be termed
heaven" Write me about the fruit
lands in Sutherlin Valley. Go on one
of our excursions, $50 round trip from
Norfolk Send for next excursion
date and complete information. p. II.
Davis, Dist Mgr. Luse Land & De-
velopment Co, Citizens National Bank
Building, Norfolk.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
CHICAGO Grain MARKET

Chicago, Nov. 24.-Rain interfering
with harvest in the Argentine had a
tendency today to send the wheat
market higher. So did fresh reports
of black rust. Cable dispatches from
a Chicago expert stated that in the
central part of Cordoba for a distance
of seventy-five miles every lot of
wheat examined showed more or less
favorably.
Corn swung upward with wheat.
Oats showed fimness owing to buy
ing on the part of cash houses.
The fact that the hog run west was
less than last week had influence
with traders in provisions.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
THE MARKET AT NORFOLK
(This market furnished by Farmers
Grain q Live Stock Coz

Look at that advertised apartment.
1t might be what you want-and it
mightn't. But you'll lose nothing, and
may profit by looking.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

FOR SALE have 100 acres OF
land joining Gregory on the southwest
that | can sell at a bargain. There
are forty acres in cultivation, and
some improvements. You can break
every foot Of this farm. Land join
ing Gregory is worth 800 per acre. l
will sell this farm on terms at sos
per acre or will discount this price
$500 on a cash deal. Remember,
there is not better lying farm in
Gregory county, soil cannot be beat
and location ideal. j. A. Flynn, Greg
DRY, S. ID.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
RAILROAD TIME TABLES.
Chicago d Northwestern.

NORFOLK CITY STATION.
Going North. Arrive. Depart
sWinner Passenger. 7:10 a m
Winner Passenger. 1850 p m
Going South Arrive. Depart
Winner Passenger. 12:06 m
winner Passenger. 4:66 m
NORFOLK JUNCTION STATION.
Going West Arrive. Depart
'Winner Passenger, 1900 m
Chadron Passenger 1:15 p m
Omaha Passenger. 1880 m
Winner Passenger. 1:a0 p m
Omaha Local Pass. 700 y m
Long Pine Pass. 7:3o m
Chicago and Omaha
Passenger ....... 7:Sk p m
Black Hills and
Lander Pass...... S:0b p m
Going East. Arrive. Depart.
Lander Passenger. Sis m
Omaha Passenger. G:Sb q m
Winner Passenger. .12:1b m
Black Hills and
Lander Pass: .12:s0 IN
Omaha and Chicago
Passenger ....... 1850 p m
winner Passenger. sos pm
Omaha Passenger. 5:15 m b:Sb p m
Chicago, st. Paul. Minneapolis and
Going East Depart
Sioux City and Omaha Pass. 1900 m
Sioux City Passenger. lis p m
Going West Arrive.
Sioux City Passenger. IL :05 m
Sioux City and Omaha Pass. 74a p m
U.io. Pacific.
Omaha. Denver and Pacific
.coiumbu: AAccommcdiaticn..: iiS p m
Going North. Arrive.
coast ................. s:25 m
'Dailv excspt Sunday.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

WANTED-Two or three good city
loans of about $1,000 each on Norfolk
residences. w. j. Cow & Bro, Nor
folk.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
WANT 40 RATEa
REAL ESTATE-FARM LANDS
Stubs WEEKLYBARCA|KS
FOR MDsE. OR RESIDENCE.

FOR MDSE. OR RESIDENCE.
800 a. In Stutsman Co, North Oak,
is miles from jamestown and 8 miles
from Windsor. Has 80 Il. cultivated
and two small sets OF improvements.
Soil is good and can all be cultivated.
Price, $4,000; has loan OF $4,000, 4
yrs, want $4,000 stock OF merchandise
or rental property. What have YOU to
offer
A. e. STUBS,
Tllden, Neb.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
WANT 40 RATES.

One cent q word per day. No sd taken
for less than zoe day. Twenty-Five
words or over, by the week. one.halt
cent word per day
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
DRESSMA kING.

Observation-Disclosures and
plain sewing. Bell phone L 366, Auto
1895.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
REAL ESTATE-FARM LANDS
IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING
LAND NEWS,

One of the best rolling farms in
Wayne Co, Neb.; black dirt top soil,
clay sub-soil, Is acres fine alfalfa, 10
of timber, 40 acres fenced hog tight,
10 acres hay meadow, 12 acres timothy
and clover, good bluegrass pasture
with running water, good eght.room
house, big barn, and plenty of out
buildings; corn, 40 bu. per acre: oats.
20 per acre; not bad for an off year;
four and one.half miles from Hoskins,
Neb. $500 will handle this until March
1; $4,000 March /, balance five to ten
years at 5lA per cent. LOOK THIS
UP, MIR. MAN WITH SMALL
AMOUNT OF CASH AND YOU WILL
BUY.
160 imp, Az miles southwest OF Pill.
ger, Neb,, lays good, good grove, small
orchard, and bargain for the money;
all in cult, but 15-acre pasture; will
show you corn that will make so bu
per acre. This land has clay subsoil
and Is productive. For quick sale
will take $50 per acre; $500 will han
die this until March /, or $500 IL you
can't spare $500, and will carry $4,000
one to four and five years.
Good 100 five miles southwest OF
Atkinson, Neb., at $500 per acre for
residence, inc. property or mdse.
100 good hay land near Emmett,
Neb., at $50 per acre. What have you
to offer?
l have lands for mdse. and mdse.
for lands, and can match any kind OF
deal or can fit you out for cash on
easy terms.
N. s. WEsTRoPE,
"The Land Merchant"
Norfolk, Neb.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

FOR SALE-My rooming house at
the Junction. Electric lights and fur
mace and every room is full. Good
place. Mrs. e. j. Ferguson, 1908
South First street
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

FOR SALE-Yearlng Duroc.Jersey
male hog, eligible to record. Frank
Perry. Phone Cedar 2O21.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

THE STOCK OF THE ELKHORN
Building and Loan Association is a
good investment
T. f. ODIORNE, Secretary.
Phone Black GA.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
FOR SALE OR RENT.

FOR SALE OR Rents room
modern house, good location, 1907
Norfolk avenue. II. G. Sattler.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

WANTED-Men to prepare for au-
tomobile business. Earn s25 or more
weekly. Learn in our large shops.
Complete equipment. Large touring
cars. Machinery, lathe, drill press,
forge. Write National Auto Training
Association, Omaha, Neb
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

Twenty pigs weeks old, from $3.50
to $500 a head. One thoroughbred
Duroc-Jersey boar is months old
with papers. A. l.. A. Walker. Phone
443.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Single Comb Brown
Leghorn cockerels These are bred
from my best laying hens. For quick
sale. price each, $L25 Schuyler
Ransom. PilEor, Ncb.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
HELP WANTED-MALE

WANTED-Union bricklayers at
Crofton, Neb. Two-story brick build.
ing, 5Ox9O, just started. All material
on ground. zoe per hour. Board and
room $500 per week. w. E. Reese,
Crofton, Neb.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24

FOR SALE-Pure bred Poland
China boars Of January and March
farrow Large type, big-boned kind.
One litter by Black Dude, by Royal
Dude; others by Stanton Hadley, by
Hadley Chief, by Big Hadley. Write
or call, John S. Johnson, Newman
Grove. Neb
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-24
FINANCIAL.
What Better Percent Than This?

SHOW THE SPIRIT OF THRIFT
BY TAKING A FEW SHARES IN
THE NORFOLK BUILDING AND
LOAN ASSOCIATION.
We opened the 10l series October,
1911.
$lO0 per month per share. Par
value, 5000.
c. b. DURLAND, Sec
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-10
THE TIME TO ADVERTISE
Minneapolis Real Estate Man Says 1t
10 When Business Is Good and
When It Is Poor.

"I once heard an advertising man
say the times for a merchant to ad-
vertise were, first, when business was
good, and, second, when it was bad"
said Minneapolis real estate dealer
the other day, "and the advertising
man added that the time when he
should spend the most money for ad-
vertising was when business was
poorest.
That made deep impression on
me, and have adopted it in by bust
ness, coupled with one other rule.
That is: Look prosperous, even If you
are not Only the rich man can af-
ford to look poor Those two rules,
followed logically, will do for anyone
what they did for me. and for me they
filled my fats and kept them full
Several years ago l bought row
of six four-story double apartment
houses on one of the better streets.
Opposite is a similar row Of six, built
at the same time, fivs years ago, from
the same plans. In the three years
have had my apartments ] have lost
less than three per cent. of my rent
through idle apartments. The owner
of the houses opposite told me he has
lost nearly 30 per cent, and l can be-
lieve him. He asked me to explain
my luck, and told him my rule. He
shook his head and said it was simply
luck
porous l never put to let sign in a
window As soon as an apartment is
empty I have it cleaned and put into
condition. Then hang lace curtains
in the windows, which l have cleaned
once a week No one would know the
place was not occupied Outside Of
the janitor's office there is little
gold sign that tells of apartments to
rent and seekers come there first.
Many a time | have seen people
look up at my neighbours property
across the street, shake their heads
at it's many vacancies, which they
take to indicate something intrinsi
cally wrong, and come to me. The
chances are I have nothing to offer
for often have list of persons wait
ing to get in, but if l have a place
am sure of getting it filled at once.
With one exception, and that was due
to an accident. have never lost more
than one months rent in year on
any one apartment Most of my ten
ants stay three or four.
Besides, looking prosperous l
advertise as soon as ! hear that a
tenant is to go, and often have new
one to go in as soon as the place is
ready. Any one can do it. or if he
can't 1t Is because his rents are too
high or something else is wrong with
the property"
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-10

glad did, for 1t has cured me.
"I know Of so many cases where wo-
men have been cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that l can
say to every suffering woman If that
medicine does not help her, there is
nothing that will."-Mrs. JANETzKL
2seS Arch st., Chicago, Ill.
This is the age of substitution, and
women who want cure should insist
upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound just as this woman did, and
not accept something else on which the
druggist can make little more profit.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any of those distressing ills Pc
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
Of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is made from roots and herbs,
has been the standard remedy for fe.
male ills. In almost every community
you will find women who have been
restored to health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-10
THREE CURED OF ECZEMA

when q child, suffered eight
years with eczema. I could not sleep
at night, and had sores all over my
chest. We had doctors and mono
could do any good, until my mother
saw the advertisement of the Cuti-
cura Remedies in the paper. We used
the Cuticura Soap. Ointment and
Resolvent, and they cured me of
eczema I also used them on my five
children. Two Of them had eczema
very badly. When my children had
eczema, l was not worried at all, as
l knew the Cuticura Remedies would
do their work. They had sores all
over their heads, their hair would fall
out, and they would scratch all night
and day. They had 1t on their heads.
face. and in back Of the ears SO that I
thought their ears would drop off, I
washed their heads and bodies with
Cuticura Soap and they are as clean
as the driven snow. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment also cured my children
Of ringworm. I would not be without
the Cuticura Remedies. They are
wonderful" (Signed) Mrs. Violet
Cole, 26 8. Redfeld St.. Philadelphia,
Pa, Oct 20, 1910.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are
sold throughout the world. Send to
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. sole
props, Boston, for free book ON skin
and scalp diseases and their treat
mant
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-10
II takes sand to make sand
paper what II is, and takes
sand to do most anything worth
whiIe.-Peter the Painter.
The Lost spectacles.

Fussy Man (hurrying into news
paper office-Ive lost my spectacles
somewhere. and ! want to advertise
for them.
Advertising Clerk-Ill write the ad
for you, sir. Any mark on them!
Fussy Man-Yes, yes. Letters 81.
Q. c." on inside. Insert 1t three
times
Advertising Clerk-Yes, sir. One
dollar and half, please.
Fussy Man-Here 1t is.
Advertising Clerk-Thanks. It gives
me, sir, great pleasure to inform you,
sir, that your spectaclss arc On the
top Of your head.
Fussy Nanny stars; 10 they are.
Why didn't you say 10 bsforsf
Advertising Clerk-Business before
pleasure, you know.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-10
An AstonIshed Boy.

In February of this year a Wiscon-
sin farmer took his twelve-year-old boy
to village for the first time, and
there the lad saw a train of cars. He
was SO astonished at the sight that he
lost the power OF speech for three
weeks.
II that youngster is ever taken to a
circus or a geological garden he'll
surely be struck dumb for the rest OF
his life. His fathers farm must be
hidden away In q hole in the ground.