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The Washington times., 1911-06-29

dressmaker because her skirt was
four inches too long.
You say he was a Scandinavian
squeegee dog, and that he has been
missing two weeks?" resumed the
great detective.
Yes. Yes" exclaimed his sobby
supplicant. You'll know him by
slight caste in his left eye and a de-
feet in his bark
Il fear not, madam Is there no
Enthusiastically distinctive feature
about your squeegee, madam
There is!' screamed she, after q
moments reflection. There is! Ny
husband disappeared with him He
has a light sandy mustache, and
one shoe is not a mate"
The great detective made a note
of 1t.
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Where Is Waldo?
Or, the Dog Case

Clam yourself, madam" besought
the great detective. Dogs have been
lost and found before
But not dogs like my waldo
sobbed the beautiful dressmakss
Thsegreat detective knew she was q
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ENGLISH Joke FOR TODAY

The show girl and he were watching
the arrival of one of the maharajahs,
who stepped on to the platform with
more 'bijouterie" to the square inch
than four ''prima donnas."
There you are" he suggested. why
not marry an Indian prince?"
Thank you. no." said the scornful
beauty. He'd wear all the family
jewels flimself."-The Pink I'm.
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Loretta's Looking Glass

tenderly sad and manage to impress
your son with the fact that he Is
breaking your heart because he is in
dulging in the realization that he has
one of his own.
Devotion! Do you call that NANCY.
scaly. scurvy concentration on your
own happiness devotion? - It's the
blacklist libel on love. That boy o,
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displays obes
be when the the
becomes prison the young wife when
drive from the home; when
whole place of shadows and
bitterness.
These when thought of the with which
freedom the possibilities of breaking which has be-
ksome spread their insidiou poison wonans mind
And when she bravely
remember kindly
judge made little of for
Forerunners of Happiness
at takes five for and his wife to learn adapt
the years learning
the forerunners of lifetime of happiness"
And for fully twohds of the divorces the legal
the quarres and the unhappne of married couples
when
whole years when youth with freedom and little
far away and full of happiness; when
charm tenderness help
forth all his efforts understand the
mystery Of a moods.
all pretty brides facing beginning Of
How do will win the sheltered har
harbor
won overt the passi orr Of
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Our Grocery Clerk
Says a Big Mistake

Never let a sale get by. That's our
one best little motto around here, and
If the boss caught me forgetting it he'd
can me so hard 1t would take three
men and a nickel-plated can opener to
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Bill, Please Pass
The Anesthetic
POORLY REPORTED

Senator Bankhead, discussing an elo-
quent speech that had been rather
poorly reported to a New York paper,
said:
The report spoiled the speech. 1t
was like old Hiram Earwig's account
of Daniel Webster's last words.
webster, you know. as he lay dying,
uttered the profound and Significant
sentence-1 still live. Well, Hiram
Earwig, Of Skeeter Beach, said to a
visitor from the city:
'Yawp. life's onsartin. Wot wuz !,
that thar New Highlander said-Web-
ster, I think? Yawp. 1t wuz General
Dan Webster. He got off a good thing
just afore he died. He riz up in bed
and says, says he:
I amt dead yit""
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Moments of Dread

"Are you troubled by the black
hand?" asked one New Yorker.
Frequently" replied the other;
every time 1 fill fountain PEN"
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And That Settled That

Lazy Employee wasn't hired to do
that.
Brisk Employer-Maybe not, but you
are discharged for not doing-it
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Nothing in a Name

Little willie-Say. pa, are all talking
machines called monographs?
Pa-No, my son. Some Of them are
called women.
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Natural Deduction

Said She - Papa owns stocks In
thirty-seven different corporations.
Said He-Indeed! He must have been
in politics quite a while.
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But He Didn't Eat II

Where's that cement-that sack I
bought?" the husband sternly said.
"Oh, dear" his wife said, was it that?
I made II into bread"
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A New Attachment

GeorgeNFreddie has a new attachment
on his car.
Arthur-That so? What for?
George--For debt
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LIE, don't believe these stories about society
women dissipating with their wine suppers and
cigarette smokers and all They haven't got time
to- They're too busy changn' their gowns and
havin' their photographs taken
i was lookin' in the windows o o the
swell photographers on, the avenoo yesterday,
and would you b'ieve it, some O these women IN
low-neck poses had three or four diff'rent photo
graphs in every photographers with society repu-
tation
There's a sort of race on between the society
leaders and followers to who can get the most
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AS THE YEARS PASS
They Bring Their Own
Questions and answers
BY PEGGY VAN BRAAM
Questions and HnsW

It'll the strains of the Mendelssohn wedding
march still echoing through their dreams, the
scores and scores of June brides who make this
month of the year a time of tears and laughter,
visions and flowers are now returning from
honeymoon raptures to the question of building
their homes.
They turn gaiy to the responsibilities that
TO them full of pleasure, confident that with
love the steering wheel the little bark of their
happiness will never be wrecked upon the cruel
rocks in the of matrimony.
But-love sometimes grows careless in his
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OUR DEVIL WONDERS

If anybody is considerable enough to
feel sorry for the designers of orna-
mental hitching posts who were driven
out of business by the. popularity Of
the automobile. .--..-
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That Curtained Window Style

popular now Belle, the shown the
lovely subject thoughty window SILL with background
lace she have her choice O sitn
sandin window and have be there.
Society photographers they special window built
in the studios to keep their trade.
Lots times when you're eomfbly sleeping o'clock in the
Belle the alarm clock ngin the Louis what
alum boudoir of society leader
enough" she'll gen and chokn' the clock
disturbed till H. Il ready for
fourth window sill picture today Let's I've had the
little farther back and the
finger chin III have taken with finger
cheek today, and the be complete the
where both hands knee and the
with my hat on.
ready for that and
dressed her taken standn by
horses you easily much dis
And she can't dsspate night havin
she'll be fresh for nornins
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to keep anywhere in the lead all they can't afford to waste
photographs Belle the there dogs and handshakes
society womand just her with spoon
stead OF fork confess that she hasn't had her picture taken
the latest style
The oasis., 1911-04-22

Mohave Miner: The big auto. mobile trucks of the Great Western Transportation company have been breaking roads out of King man this week and are getting along nicely. One of the big cars has gone as far as the Mcguire ranch and greatly improved the road bed. It is the intention of the company to make separate road from the Mcguire place to Little Meadows, from which point the road over the mountain will no improved that the machines can he run into Goldroad. The greater part of the distance to Lit tie Meadows offer small difficulties to these machines and it is expect Cd that week or more will bring the desired results. The engines Tn use in the machines are being Uled out and appear to be working successfully. Every part of the machine will be given a thorough "laI before the cars are put on the
 market. Should any change be ioand necessary it will be made "TIe and tried out, There is little
The oasis., 1911-04-22
ARIZONA NEWS.
A, Interesting Column of Items culIsd
 from Territorial Exchanges.

Yuma Enterprise: According .o tbe Parker Post a close race is heinz run by the Southern Pacific and the Santa Fe for the Blythe yalley trade. The Santa Fe survey was running out from Brythe june 1on and bids fair to win the oround to the entire satisfaction of the valley settlers. Blythe val ey is one of the richest along the Co., lorado ard land values will take a iump with the coming of the rail- road.
 Gila Valley Record: A creature in the form of man was prowling around two of our Thatcher homes, where there were known to be no men folk, on last Friday night. He frightened the inmates terribly in both instances. He was seen crawling toward the house from the rear. While the ladies were very much frightened, they had the courage to let him know he was observed. What can be done about 1t?
 Williams News: Mistaking a bottle of carbolic acid for one con taining whiskey, and which were similar in appearance, Dan Keeffe, stable boss for l.. J. Smith Con- struction Co., at Maice, drank part of the contents of the bottle of acid, and two hours afterward the deadly fluid had done it's work. Keeffe had been up all night We'd nesday attending sick horses Thursday morning, worn out from the previous nights vigil, and feeling the need of stimulant, he got hold of the wrong bottle, with the fatal result above stated.
 Tucson Citizen: For the propaga- ton of perfect seeds, or seed breed ing" as it is known scientifically, the Agricultural Experiment Sta ton of the University of Arizona has leased five acres of land from the Evergreen Nursery on the Oracle road about ten miles from Tucson. The lease is for three years, and carries with it the use of the pumping plant which has been installed for irrigating the nursery stock. The land will be used for planting seeds of good quality with the idea that from the plants which develop from them better seeds many be taken, and eventually perfect seeds be obtain ed.
The oasis., 1911-04-22

doubt of the complete success of the big machines and it is probable that they will be put into active operation in the ore carrying trade between the mines of the country and the railroad.
 Tucson Citizen: Dr. A. E. Vim son, biochemist of the Arizona Agricultural Experiment Station, who recently returned from a six months leave of absence spent in France and Africa, has brought with him several forms of plant life, the product of which has q distinct commercial value, and which he hopes to develop into new industries iu Arizona. Chief among these, is a hybrid fibre plant, closely resembling the famous fibre plant of Mexico. This hybrid plant was produced by the government botanist at Algiers Dr. TraOut by name, who claims for it that it will withstand the frost and can therefore be grown in much colder climates than any other variety. Prof. Thornber botanist of the University will experiment with the plants and determine if they have the power to withstand the Arizona winter climate.
 Arizona Democrat. Elaborate plans and preparations are being made for the inauguration of Prof Arthur H. Wilde, new president oI the University of Arizona, which will occur May 10, are now being made. Prof. Wilde will take charge of the university about May l0 He will be formally inaugural. ed as president with fitting cere- monies. Governor Richard k Sloan, Territorial School Super. intendent Kirke T. Moore, mem. bers of the board of regents and O the faculty will take part. Notable men from all over the territory will be invited. No speeches have yet been arranged for except one from Governor Sloan and another from Prof. Wilde himself. It il also likely that Prof A. k. Doug
 lass, who has been acting head o the university since President K C. Babcock's resignation took effect
 will have something to say.
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BEULAH.

Beulah, Nov. 4.-Mr. c. e. Snowden
was In the city Monday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. z. Snowden, OF
Hammac, Ala, were the guests Of rel
atives here and at Quintette and Mo-
limo. They also visited at the home
of Mr.. Snowden's parents at Bruce De-
fore they went home
Miss Middle Trammell, Of Musco-
gee, wa s the guest of Miss Montaree
Barrineau last week.
The Misses Barrineau and Trammen
attended the Sunday school conVen-
ton at Roberts Sunday last.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Daffin and Miss
Lucille Stancil, of Moline, were the
guests Of Arthur Spare and family
Sunday.
Miss Tiedie Hanna, who has been
quite I'll at a sanitarium in Pensacola,
was able to be moved out to the home
OF her aunt, Mrs. Mary Barrineau. She
stood the ride very we'll and is now
some better.
Mrs. Lydia Snowden was the guest
of Mrs. Mary Barrineau Tuesday.
Mr.. Noah Butler was in the city on
business Tuesday.
Mr.. John Penton was a business
visitor to the Deep Water City Wed
nesday.
A. F. Spare has returned to Bruce
after few weeks visit with rela-
tiveh here.
The Baptist church here is being re-
paired and painted and viii be put in
good condition again.
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Rencher. Both preached some very
fine sermons.
Quite a crowd of young people from
Grand Ridge attended church here
Tuesday and Thursday nights.
Rev. c. w. Gavin, presiding elder Of
the Mariana district, preached a
very interesting sermon Sunday even
ing at the Methodist church.
The fourth quarterly conference was
held here Monday afternoon at the
Methodist church.
Mr.. A. A. King arrived home last
week and was taken very suddenly
ill and was carried to an infirmary
at Pensacola for treatment by DR.. P.
B. Wilson. He reports him getting
along nicely at this writing.
Mr.. Armf1eld, of Cottondale, was the
guest of DR.. and Mrs. T. H. Hudgens
last Sunday week.
Miss Rosa Bell Boone made a flying
trip to Mariana on Tuesday. return
ing Wednesday.
Miss Annie Yates and Mr.. Jones. Of
Mariana, were quietly married at the
day afternoon at Q o'clock.
Mr.. Grady FulIner, Of Bombay. was
visiting home folks last Sunday.
Mrs. w. T. Fender attended the
Baptist association last week, which
was held at Bascom.
Mr.. Emmett Jenkins visited friends
and relatives here last week.
Mrs. J. Q. Kennedy has been sick
with fever for the past few days, but
is now convalescfng.
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NEWBRO'S
HERPICIDE
Solves the Problem of Good
Hair

After Prof. Sabouraud confirmed the
germ origin of dandruff, science was
confronted by a new problem which
was not solved until the discovery of
Newbro's Herpicide. Herpicide being
the first successful preparation COM
pounded in harmony with this new
theory, becomes the original remedy to
kill the dandruff germ.
Since then numerous preparations,
said to ''just as good" as Herpicide,
have been thrown upon the market;
others have adpoted Herpicide claims,
their remedies, but none have ever
reached the same degree of popularity.
Everywhere this remedy is recognized
as the one genuine dandruff germ de-
stroyer. AS a result Herpicide has
more satisfied users than all other hair
preparations combined.
Being the original remedy, users ex-
pect more astonishing results from
Herpicide than they would look for
from any other preparation and they
usually get them. So wonderful has
been the success of this germicide that
IT, is now recognized as the standard
hair remedy Of the world.
Herpicide kills the dandruff germ.
checks falling hair. 1t stops itching of
the scalp almost instantly.
For sale at drug stores. One dollar
size bottles are guaranteed. Applica-
lions obtainable at the good barber
shops. Insist on having real Herpi-
eide. Send 10 cents in postage for
sample and book to The Herpicide Co.,
Dept. r, Detroit, Mich.
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SENATORMyERS
IS FOR WILSON
DEMOCRATIC LEADER OF MON
TANA SAYS HE BELIEVES THAT
PRINcEToNIAN WILL WIN THE
DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION.

A special to the Baltimore Sun from
Washington, says:
United States Senator Myers, of
Montana, today informed some of his
friends here that he had decided to
support Governor Wilson, Of New Jer-
sey, for the Democratic presidential
nomination.
81 believe" said Judge Myers, that
Governor Wilson will be nominated !
have been in a number Of states since
the adjournment of congress and
everywhere have found a stronger
sentiment for Wilson than for any of
the other leading Democrats who have
been mentioned In connection with the
nomination.
There is a strong feeling for him in
Montana, and my information is that
his candidacy is favorably received
throughout the far Western states. I
visited my old home in Missouri re-
Gently and found even there ardent ad-
vocates Of the New Jersey governor
in spite of the fact that both Speaker
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county authorities can be obtained.
This assures a school for the eighty
to one hundred children now in town.
At the meeting of the Business
Mems League last Saturday afternoon
there was discussion of the questions
of overcharge on freight, establishing
an old soldiers home at Lynn Haven
and starting of an experimental gar
den to be managed by Mr.. Burnette.
and the subjects were left for the fu-
ture action of the league and it's Of
ficers.
Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Gay accom-
panied their daughter, Mary Ella, to
Dothan, where she is to be treated at
the sanitarium for an abscess.
Mr.. Fred Chichestin was taken i'll
last week but is gradually improving.
Mrs. Harry Lindsay is seriously Ill.
Mr.. Albert Farr, who arrived in
town about four weeks ago, has the
foundation laid and is building bust
ness block on Ohio avenue between
Seventh and Eighth streets.
Mr.. D. B. Whitlock, of Charleston,
Wash. has purchased a lot and has
commenced the erection Of a large
business block on Ohio avenue be-
tween Sixth and Seventh streets.
The building Of Mr.. H. NJ. Dodge on
the corner Of Eighth street and Flor
ida avenue is rapidly nearing compile
ton and will be a very fine building.
Mrs. Nellie Lee. Of Delphi, N. Y,
is visiting Mrs. Harry Jackson.
A large number of colonists have
last week. Many dwellings are being
erected on all parts Of the townsite
and business is humming. Watch us
grow!
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ROBINSON POINT.

Robinson Point, Nov. 4.-Mr. and
Mrs. r. Tomasello accompanied by
Mrs. p. Tomasello took the little boy
of the former to Pensacola Sunday to
a specialist and now the little fellow
Is much improved
Mrs. R ]. Hall and little daughter.
Dorothy, is visiting relatives in Pen
sacola-
Mrs D. L. Burgess attended the
unwilling Of the w. Q. w. monuments
last Sunday.
Quite q number Of people from here
attended the Milton fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. W. Gaumer Of Par
sons Karis, are visiting their brother
and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. D. L. Burgess.
Mrs. R Tomasello and children,
visited Bagdad Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. Jernigan and family,
visited Milton Wednesday.
Rev. Netherland, q circuit rider
preacher, held services at the school
house several days this week
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CALLAWAY.

Galloway, Nov. AIRS. J. P. Fox is
spending the week with her daughter
at Melville.
Capt. H. T. Owen was a passenger on
the Leo Gertrude Friday, going to
Panama City.
Mr.. and Mrs Robert Prows, Of Mill
vile. were visiting friends in Gala
way recently.
Messrs. Heintz and Morgan spent
Saturday night in Parma City, re-
turning Sunday evening.
The lfnemen for the telephone com
pany began placing the wire on the
poles here Wednesday. We hope soon
to be in communication with Panama
City and other points along the bay.
Mr.. J. E Hews, Of Philadelphia,
Pa, arrived here Friday. He was so
pleased with CRllaway that he pur-
chased four lots and will begin the
erection Of a residence.
Messrs- Heintz and Morgan are
doing some rushing work on the Owen
store. They hope to have It ready for
occupancy by the last Of the week.
This store will add much to this sec
ton OF the country.
A party Of gentlemen from Panama
City composed Of J. z. Mckenzie, W.
c. Wood, Alto Williams and others
were herea short time Monday. They
were en- route to Wetappo Creek for q
weeks outing.
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MRS. GODFREY WELL AGAIN

vineland. n. MFRS. Allen T. God
frey. who has been in bad helath for
some time, has just written the fol-
lowing letter telling of her recovery:
Everyone who is in broken health
ought to know that Vinol will build
them up and make them strong. It
restored my strength and vigor after
had been in a badly run down con-
dition for several months. and I never
fail to give Vinol q good word now"
This is one more proof that our de-
icious cod liver and iron remedy.
Vinol, which is free from cod liver
oil, is remarkably Strengthening
and vitalizing medicine.
Men and women who are weak and
in poor health, unable to sleep or eat
well, and who have given up hope of
ever being strong again should GER
tainly take Vinol, without waiting
another day. for 1t is exactly what
they need.
There is no risk at all, for It is so
sure to do good that we guarantee it
absolutely and will refund the money
If you are not satisfied. Whites
Pharmacy, Pensacola. Fla
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FERRY PASS.

Ferry Pass, Nov. Mrs P. n. Will
son, who has been very Ill. is now re-
covering, to the delight Of her many
friends.
The fifth Sunday meeting Of the
Church of Christ was held here. Quite
crowd attended and Rev. Mr.. Pierce
preached two good sermons.
Miss Velma Jernigan, Of Milton, is
expected to arrive Friday TO enter
school here.
We are sorry to hear that little Lois
Butler had a paraletic stroke. We
hope she will soon recover.
Uncle jack entertained some Of
his Pensacola friends one day last
week on a fishing trip. Mr.. and Mrs.
Falk, Mr.. L. Friedman and Miss Sarah
Friedman formed the party. Uncle
jack caught ffty-one fish, Mrs. Falk
forty-eight and Mr.. L. Friedman
caught ones head.
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visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c.

visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c.
G. Evans.
Mr.. Willie Evans has returned home
after a few weeks stay in Cotton
dale.
State Supervisor ]. D. Terrell re-
turned home last Friday from a three
weeks trip on the east coast, looking
after the welfare Of the convicts. He
reports everything in good shape.
Miss L. B. Morrou, state organizer
Of the Woodman Circle, spent a few
days here last week organizing a
Woodman Circle. There were twenty
one members who were initiated in
the circle.
A successful revival meeting which
was conducted at the Methodist church
closed Sunday night. The services
were conducted by Rev. D. W. Has
kew, Of Graceville, and Rev. W. T.
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the light stock car champion of the world. Has
numerous speed races, endurance tests and has sue
cessfuly lasted through the everyday of thous-
ands of for three years. This wonderful little
sold for $500 last year, but owing to increased
factory facilities offer it, fully equipped for
$500. This includes top, windshield, prestolite
tank, magnetic lamps, horn, tools, etc.
Our demonstration car will arrive Monday.
Don't fail TO see it. Ask for demonstration. Com
parison has sold more Chalmers cars than any other
thing. We will open salesroom soon and will have
expert mechanic in charge of mechanical de-
partrnent. 4.--4-~---zz,. .-.-.
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was arranging for the settlement Of
it's bill at the Plaza, preparatory to
departure, says the New York Sun.
Are you leaving, gentlemen in
quired Chevalier Galbray, the room
clerk. who is always surprised when
anybody leaves.
YES" replied Representative
Weeks, who comes from Boston. I'VE
arrived gentlemen and we are leaving
gentlemen" And up to a late hour
the Office staff had not recovered.
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LLOYD.

Lloyd, Fla, Nov. s.-Dr. B. J. Bond
and family passed through Lloyd in
their automobile last Saturday on their
way to Townsville to see a circus.
They were Joined here by Miss Annie
Bond and Mr.. T. II. Lloyd.
Mrs. F. NJ. Phillips returned TO Tai
lahassee yesterday. She is just back
from a trip abroad.
Mrs. F. B. Taylor is now in Orlando,
attending a reunion.
Mr.. D. 3. Mills and son, Master