Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-02
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BY lUE r. VERNON

Ism / it strange the number of men
than are sick. indiSposcd. in every
city, on the first day Of each month
Ever notice it?
y doctors ad in 4 san Francisco
paper contains this sentence.
" Do not absolutely abandon hope un
II. you see me.
1t seems more sensible to imagine
Oiympians will have opportunity to
see the Jap oyster, than the Jap
fighting the citizens
The recall measure is nothing, if
not weapon Of spleen, vindictive-
ness. hate and revenge 1t should
be buried in oblivion.
If you don't believe Seattle is
dead one, far as business is concerned
next time yotLvisit the city, ask
some business man about it.
It's hard scratch for many bust
ness men in Seattle. at the present
time, to dip up. so to speak, their
next month S rent. It's a fact.
1t is said many voter in Seattle
who voted for Mayor Dilling of that
city. would vote to-day to recall him,
did they but have the opportunity
Seattle's baseball team is called
The Giants. From the number of
goose eggs given it by other teams,
The Goosies" would seem more ap-
propriate.
Wanted-Painter to do some work
IN exchange Tor meals. Enquire HOG
First ave between Spring and Seneca. 1"
P-I, Nay I'm.
Gee! Isn't Seattle a beaut of a
town for painters to go to-looking
for work?
Business must be better with the
lloquiam UnShingfouian. at present
than 1t was some time ago. Some
time ago its telegraph franchise was
offered for sale-to-day the editor
rides in an automobile.
. The makeup of the Norning Oiyn,-
piaH reminds one of nothing so much
as large, portly woman-a fat cnc.
y II you please in days of yorc, when
Mother Hubbard wrappers were the
s e proper caper, don t-cher-know.
The White Rtircr .JonrnaI, of Kent,
: }. d. Dean, editor, paid John Miller
r Murphy, editor of the STANDARD, a
pretty compliment. upon learning
E Mr.. Murphy had donned the editor
ial harness. after vacation of four
months.
n Charley Cant, the well-knowu
. newspaper man, and by the way. the
man who made money for the Ana
: cortes 4mericdn, has gone on a sail
ing ship to the Bering Sea. Tales
, that are tales, we shall read, nc
2 doubt, upon Gant's return.
( Lost, strayed or stolen-one Flu
z gene Lorton.
Where, o where, has Eugene Lortor
Z gone?
3 Where, oh where can he be?
With his knowledge of wire
Political thunder and fire,
8 @, where. o where can he be?
3 If E. L. Swic!l, by hypnotic in
2 fuence, can locate missing people
: he ought to be in large demand by
5 merchants, who credit many peopl,
3 that finally disappear from sight
< forgetting to pay their bills-as com
. plete as if the Earth had swallowed
n them.
A high-brow man is hollier- than
thou person who won't let one MAJ
do what he allows another one. The,
y" are painful persons who have a "mis
4 sion" on this Earth which they sa,
5 will "up-lift mankind" and whicl
{ others say is an eternal attempt t,
{ make other people see things tn
{ way they do.
{ Sometime ago a Seattle newspape
Z said there were 10000 people livin:
in trunks in that city Well, it is
100 to l shot, it ism It the fact at tn
present time in Seattle. Most O
the 10000 people have soaked
their trunk to the three ball man
and are living how no MAJ
ia knoweth-nOt even the poor devil
themselves.
1t goes without saying, of course
that Frank NJ. Kenney, gave hi
friend, Earle Hamilton Smith, Cit
) editor of the Eabieac,rs- imeyican, G
, Manila, p. l., who recently visite
= him, few bottles of Its the Wa
ter, in order that Mr.. Smith coul
toot the virtues of the Amber-co
ored fluid to his many friends in tn
tropical isles. Certainly.
run across the following the oti
er day, and herewith reprint it.
is going the rounds OF the Easter
a, press:
' In Portland Oregon, the familia
catfish figures as a hardy piOnet
and a Xalncd adjunct TO the stree