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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06
PRICE or SUGAR.


Commenting on the price Of sugar
The Chicago Record Herald says
editorially:
One OF the results, OF the recent
rapid advance In the price OF sugar
has been the assurance to the Amer
lean consumer by manufacturers that
the price will be lower as soon as the
domestic crop OF beet sugar Is on the
market. We trust that may be soon,
for the benefit OF the ultimate con-
sumer." than whom there is none
more ultimate, and in consideration
Of whose interests, year in and year
out, all tariffs and legislation regula-
tive OF the sugar industry should be
formed.
Climatic conditions in Europe, Cuba
and America are said to be the cause
Of the scarcity that led to the rise in
prices. These conditions should soon
pass away. II 1t were not for the do
nestle beet and cane crop placed on
the market in September and October,
one organ Of the sugar industry as
serts, the American reflner would
have been obliged to sell his sugar
at almost 10 cents pound to the
wholesaler" This assertion Is based
on the market conditions; the entire
output OF domestic beet sugar for the
month of October has been sold at
5h cents a pound, which is IN cents
a pound less than the lowest price at
which eastern reflners offer granu-
lated sugar made from imported raw
materials.
The domestic cane sugar interests
say the price of domestic raw sugar
should be lower by at least Ia cents
pound for November delivery than
the price of foreign sugars. Sweet, in
la double sense, are promises OF the
producers Of the necessary sweetening
for the preserve crops Of this year
which already are passing.
ar Montana is long on divorces.
~ Some day 1t will be the wild and
the woolly east.
Fy If airships are made invisible
what's the use OF 'em?
~-~~-~
ar Some people blame the Sherman
law-on the vice president.
~ Italian tenors should be more
high priced in time of war.
tE North Dakota sunsets are about
the SWEETEST ever-when you can see
'em.
EE A Kansas court held that kisses
were unsanitary-and disorderly con-
duct.
UI 1t is now claimed the suffra-
gettes' children are those who suffer
most.
rgA man named sodawater was ar
rested in Boston for being drunk. A
policeman was a CHASER.
f| DIR. Harvey Wiley has gained
the reputation of being the defender
of the peoples stomachs.
"a Fame is peculiar. You still hear
of DR.. Cook, who didn't find the pole
but nothing is heard OF Perry-who
did as much.
az An architect contends the capitol
building in Washington will not last
longer than 500 years. Well, that may
be as long as Bryan runs for the
presidency.
~ If Columbia university keeps on
there will be no students there ex-
cept those who really want TO study.
It abolished football last year-and
now it has placed the ban on smoking.
Ia There is little sympathy with
the striking shopmen on the Hartman
lines. They are not striking for high
er wages--or for the righting of great
wrongs. Their fight is for the recog-
milton of their union.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06
Tha atork.

forms. but the band boys shut down on
his borryin EN- some time ago.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

sary to amputate the arm and he win
be cripple for life. The young man
was only 1S years OF age.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

Ia There is little sympathy with
the striking shopmen on the Hartman
lines. They are not striking for high
er wages--or for the righting Of great
wrongs. Their fight is for the recog-
milton of their union.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

fE DR.. Harvey Wiley has gained
the reputation of being the defender
of the peoples stomachs.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

"a Fame is peculiar. You still hear
of DR.. Cook, who didn't find the pole
but nothing is heard OF Perry-who
did as much.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

az An architect contends the capitol
building in Washington will not last
longer than 500 years. Well, that may
be as long as Bryan runs for the
presidency.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

ty If Columbia university keeps on
there will be no students there ex-
cept those who really want TO study,
It abolished football last year-and
now it has placed the ban on smoking.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-10-06

tBA man named sodawater was ar
rested in Boston for being drunk. A
policeman was a CHASER.
Connecticut western news., 1911-05-25
HIGH SCHOOL TRACK MEET
Good Scores Made in Interesting
 Events by School Athletics

Good Scores Made in interesting
 Events by School Athletics
 The boys held theIr spring track meet in the baseball field on Saturday after noon and on the school grounds after school Monday. There was much friendly rivalry for the blue badges which were given for first place in each event. and for the white badges which were given for second place. Especially noteworthy was the work of George Laffargue in the pole vault and that of Malcolm Adam in the junior jumping. Malcolm will win when he is a little older, if he keeps up the kind of work he is doing now. Earl Proper and John Adams are also doing good work.
 Standing High Jump Junior John Adams, ft. Keith Adam, 2 fit. 10 in. Senior: Earl Proper. 8 it. in; William Blass, fit. in.
 Standing Board Jump-Junior John Adams, 6 fit. 9. f; Keith Adam, fit. in. Senior Earl Proper, 8 it. in. Alfred hood, 5 It. Tn.
 Tug of War-Junior Keith Adam, capt. Senior George Wilson, capt.
 Running High ~Jump-Junior John Adams, it.. Keith Adam, fit. II in. Senior Earl Proper, fit 9 in. {; Blass, it. 10 in.
 Running Board Jump-JunIor John Adams i if q in Raitb Adap, II ftU 8 in. Senior Earl Proper, 13 it. 5 in. 1 William ,Blass, II fit. in.
 Three Legged Raoe-Senior Keenan and Wilcox, 1st. {; Blass and Carter, Ed.
 l00-yd. Dash Junior: Clarence Adams, 1st. Major Felten, 2d. Senior: Alfred Rood. 1st. .; Clinton Wilcox, 2d.
 Pole Vault-Junior George Laffar- que, $ fit. Edward Parmelee, fit. in. Senior: Earl Proper, fit. ln.; Alfred Rood, 5 fit. in.
 Hobble Skirt Race-Junior Clarence Adams, 1st Edward Parmelee, 2d. Senior: James Keenan, 1st Grant Oar, ter, 2d.
 Potato Race-Junior Edward Parme- lee, 1st Whittlessy Abbe, 2d. Senior James Keenan, 1st. Grant Carter, 2d,
 Relay Race, won by Carter's team Garter, Rood, Keenan, Parmelee, Felten.
 The baseball game Saturday resulted in victory for the high school boys over the grammar school boys. Score 10-2. John Flynn, umpire.
Connecticut western news., 1911-05-25
Canaan in the Concerts

The Canaan chorus will be represent ed in the Norfolk concerts by 55 singers who will take part in the singing of the excerpts from the opera "Orpheus. "
 The admission to these concerts is en- tirely by invitations which are issued largely through the local chorus. The directors of the Canaan chorus will have few invitations to assign and will wei come requests for them from Canaan people and will make what they have go as far as possible. The distribution has always been impartial but of course those will be favored who have made liberal contributions to the society and have Loyalty assisted in its success.
Connecticut western news., 1911-05-25
BOATING BEGINS
Owners of River Graft Getting Busy
 for Season
Continued next week.

Owners of River Graft Getting Busy
 for Season
 The fine weather for outdoor enjoy. ment has resulted in bringing out practically all the motor boats. canoes and other boats that piled the Housatonic river last season. and it is expected a number of new craft will be added to the local navy during the season..
 All the boats that have quarters in Peases new boat-house have been put into commission by their owners, and at almost any hour of the afternoon or early evening some of the craft may be seen skimming over the bosom of the placid Housatonic.
 At the time the boats were being put into winter quarters, there was some talk among the boat owners of forming a boat-club this season, and this may be accomplished later on, though the owners are too busy just at present, getting their craft limbered up and sea- worthy, to go into the subject in detail. |, The DOdCluR mSu hOs' pAOhAhSh1 among these who "boat it" for pleasure are Allyn Fuller, George VanDeusen, H. R. Whitford, Samuel and Cornish Hitchcock, John Adam, Archie Weaver, Clint Roraback, Perrin Stanton, William Dempsy, 0. H. Pease, all owners of motor boats; Sam. Camp, Frank F. Stevens, George P. Hardenberg, J. E. Rhoades, Harry Dodge, Fred Steamer horn, W. D. Sheldon, Sam Briggs and Horace B. Stevens, owners of canoes and row boats.
Connecticut western news., 1911-05-25
Eight Ex-Governors.

The death of ex-Governor Abram Chamberlain reduces the number of liv- ing former Governors of Connecticut to eight, as follows Thomas M. Waller, who served from 1883 to 1885 Phineas 0. Lounsbury, 1887-1879; Morgan G Bulkeley, 1886- 1893 ; O. Vincent Coffin, 1895-1897; George P. Mclean, 19O1-1903; Rollin s. Woodruff, 1907-1909, and Frank B. Weeks, 1909-1911.
Connecticut western news., 1911-05-25
Peace Day Program.

The following interesting program of Peace Day exercises was observed st the Canaan High School on Thursday: Scripture Reading Song-Praysr for Our Country H. s. Brief Account of the Work of the Hague Conference H. s. '"Angel of Peace' 7th and Sth Grade Reading-"The Battleheld" d"-Bryant
 Amy Lansing Medley 7th and 8th Grades "Disarmament''-W
 Francis Abbe Flag Salute America
Connecticut western news., 1911-05-25
A Little Good Paint in
 Time Saves $$$

When your buildings need painting, every days delay costs you money. The suu, rain, snow and frost are getting in their work. Lumber costs too much to let it decay for want of little paint. It costs less to use good paint than to go without it. We use nothing but good paint and artists with the brush on all our work. We guarantee 8 first class and durable job, prices reasonable. Don't put it off, let us figure with you on all Painting, Papering, Signs, etc.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08
YouR ooRREspoNOgMr VISITED

sedalia Telegraph School and
Was Shown Through THE EIe-
CANT Institution BY Its Genial
Princial, Prof. 3. Dawson. Large
Number of Students Enrolling.
Many Places In Good Positions.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08
Sb Pei GinOer ober rripadienen ger
ibnen peroel fltrirt nit 3cnlo
mo 3emoicife.

9ie &linge's slpotbefe io9t 81
ieoer Serion lei es Manib 6rau 90
er &iltb, melde 5arte, iildenoe Saill
baberL fommt au unicren Store uni
itdert eud cine 6laibe 3emo uni
Elm itiid 3enlo4S eifc, uno felt ibl
nit Dem Geiultot nift gans Sufrie'
Den, fonim. 5uriid unb bolt elet
@elo nieber. Sooiel %sutrauGn bab
en- mir 5u bieiem reinlihcn mirtialn
en- Mittef DAB mir bieies uugem6br
ltfJe d~rterbteten MAIDEN.
3ento lit cine belle SIiiiiiofeit fiji
GuBerlid)ert @ebraud unb bat pieIc
Sale bon grem, Sautausidldge un>
&opfifuppen furirt. 3enlo unh
3emo Seize iino ole ipariontiten unb
reiniten ultb m%irfiomiten mittcl fiir
aIle Sai,t- unb o&pfbailt aranfbci'
ten Die es giebt. OF fir ainher oncr
erfuadiene.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08

"A feature of the Fair last week
was the exhibition of State Travel
ing Libraries. In strong wooden
cases. holding fifty books each, the
exhibit was displayed in the Ladies
Handiwork Building, nea the door,
under the supervision of Miss Elisa.
beth Wales, of jefferson City.
The point to be remembered about
these books Is that they are free
to all the people of Missouri. The
State owns the books and loans
them in groups Of fifty to small
towns and rural communities where
there are no public libraries. After
agreeing upon a place to keep the
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08
ssatalcr & dJrcibfcbler.

n.... @eb, &eu6ler, iebt ueib id,
bob On mid nur oes @eIoes iuegqn
beirotben millit!" 9lber Srma,
mic fommit Oh al,f ioIde @eoon.
fen?" 9Sdou bod berl Sn Del.
mem leeten 9rieie bait Oh - Itatt:
sd griiBe Gid bunoerttallien6
@al" sd 9riibe Gid bunbcrttau.
iell0 0forf" gelfricben."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08

box and someone to take care that
the books are loaned without cost to
any responsible reader In the COM
munity, the town has done its part.
The library is then sent from Jeffer-
son City; II is kept three or six
months and may then be exchanged
for another collection of fifty. Thus
the supply of reading is constantly
fresh and new,
A number of people became inter-
ested in the libraries during the few
days they were here on exhibit and
before long library stations may be
established in Berger, Gasconade,
owensville, Bland. Peace Valley
School, Elijah and Swiss.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08
&'ncs S%aiicridlof.
Scr upn Ger etaot S8iesbaSen s~eplants
San unO ieiu SurbitO.

Ut ppu WI SlucI SStCSpuotH BtptuHIe
SaH nnS ieiu SurbiIO.
Die Staot 8iesbdoen bat oi.
@bfi9t, benz beutiden a%aiierpaar Elm
neues S6loB gu bousn. Die &aii.,
rim ipa es bisber anansenebm ems
pfunoen baben, odB in Dem olten Re
fibensi9lpb teiue @urtendnlose pors
banoen III. 9as Ion Der @rluo oas
fir getpeien Ietn, oab Der &aiier
tpieeerboIt ieinsn 8eiud in @iesba.
ben abtiirSte unb mad Dem nabeseles
senen 8ab Somburg iberIiebelt.. lin
bas &aHerpaar IGngsr an Wiesbaben
gu fefeln, BADEN psridiebene fapitala
frGftige peripnsn Der Staot Den
Blan 9sfabt, Elm neues 4aiieri9loB
au erri6ten. Sir ben 8au lit bas
9srrain oes paulin,nidlObden i'm
@iesbabener gart in Gusii9t ses
npmmen.
@ie iebt fsitasltent, min man ni9t
nur bas Serrain oes 9oulinens
i4lOb6ens fir ben Reubal p.rtpens
ben, ioRoern IS foIen tpeiter flint
grobe Bitten ansetauft. nieberselest
uub ibr Ssrrain gu 9artanlassn
perpenost pcroen, 70 baB Sdl6b6en
uno part pisOsr Die glei6e @usoebs
nuns betommen, pie Dor 1866. Iuf
bieIe Deiie mill man bauptfd4li4
ben SeifdI Der &d;Ierin ertperben,
Die, nie gsfdst. Den Mangel elmer
9drtenanlues i'm alien &eiibenSi9loB
befluete. 0as Serrair bes pdulis
nenidlDb6ens. lpie es iebt 1T, ion
bic Stabt Biesbaben Dem RdiIer
un.nteeItlid CUR @erfiiguns itellen,
bic &oittn fir bic @%rperbuns Der
flint @insn NIT 3ubebDr, Die nod
Der 8ers9nun8 auf spei Milionsn
Mort 81 Iteben tommen iperben, To-
pie bas @eIo fir ben sarSen S6loBs
neubau Iol,u our9 pripatmtttel
dufgebrudt perben.
Obppbl Sic Qusfibrung bes 9ro'
itftes in Ieiner 9an5sn ausbe9nune
piele Millipnen tpIten nirb, 10 slaubi
man bp6, oaB bic MtitteI lei9t UNI
I6nea Suiammengebra9t perben
Stebt bed pie MAJ tmmer be:
tont oie Staot Miesbaben mi
ibren 100 Miltpndren be5iiglt6 BEG
&ei6thums an Der Spite offer oeutt
I9en StGots! Mie meter IeItItebt
miro oas neue Wiesbooerer &aiIer.
f9loB mad Dem MuIter oes 54loHei
Miromar BEL 5rieit, hem ~ebemaIigtr
@iesntbum bes 8aiiers Marimilidr
ppn Wterico, bos Dem Safer beion'
ters gefdQt. eebaut peroen. Iud
Der 4r9itett. Der Oen 8au ditsfiibrt
1T bereitS 9efunben, Gs lit Der 8e
beime Sofbduratb 6enSmer IN Ser
lin, friiber in Wiesbdoeu. Mal
9lailbt pielfah, Dab bas 9roieft i
gefDrbert tperoen f0nnt, odb Das fer
tige S6lpb Dem Saiier aIs @ef9en
gu feinem fiinfunb5man5igjdbrig.l
ResierungsiubilGum (1913) iiberse
ben perben tann, Man erDrtert tpei
ter ben pIan, na6 Serdgitelung be!
neuen 3diierfdIoFes bas allie Reii'
oen3f9Ipb ltG0ti16erieits dnSutaufer
unb in feinem Snnern bic 9egen'
itGnbe bes Muieums unterSubrtngen
Die iid gssenmdrtig in osm 1915
erbauten sbemals erbprin3lidl : nal.
Iauif9en paIais befinOen. Sir Sur
gGfte unb Ginbeimiide bat BIZ
Sur9fiibrung bes S6Iobprojettei
ben 9d9tbeil, baB bann bic GROCER
9artnnldsen benz gubIitum seiperrt
iinb.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08
IL BE srHn. I'm fbr e.r&IuHssn.

S1rers S9ritte iamtn Tber Dep
Sousflar; Elm Rlopfsn an Die Sbdr,
bic iofcrt barauf ssSffn.t tpurbe,
Gbsebebt, ben 5ut auf bem 3opfs,
bic @sitpeiti9e nod In Der Sanb,
ftdnb auf Der G9nsIe Der Snfpettor
unb risf in 6os 3immer binsin:
nSeuer auf Dem lllmsnbofe!!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08

unt.rfdieb- Sic iparner
mid aliu Dor Dem Rsiten 2" rgor
BEN Rsiten nidt, obsr Dor Dem 9eIs
p%nterfansn.A
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08


Everything in the way of equip
ment that will add to the students
convenience, comfort and knowledge
of railway office work, is found in
this marvellous school.
The NJ. X. & t. Railroad has
placed it's dispatcher's wire in this
school so that the pupil receives the
dispatches that pass over the main
railroad wire. The graduate ofthis
school has become thoroughly fami
liar with the use of the wire in ac'
tual railroad BUSINESS, when he has
been graduated from this school
and he, in consequence. is placed In
a good position on the road.
Mr.Dawson / S one of the most
thorough and experienced railroad
men TO be found in the U. S. He
was for zen years train dispatcher OF
the Mo. p. R. R, and is a gentle
man Of far morethanordinary ability
The pupils state that he is one Of
the kindest and most willing teacher
that can be found. When the pupi
has finished his urs with Mr.
Dawson as his instructor, he Il
thoroughly prepared to successful,
run an office on the road.
Coupon ticket cases, switch boards
battery rooms and individual cabinet
for pupils who are placed in charge
of stations. letter presses, large
golden oak tables with glass part
lions and Bunnell keys and saunders
in fact everything that one could de
sire, is found in this the most prac
tical telegraph school in America.
Your correspondent was surprised
"a the large number of pupils enroll
ing at this school. Many havebeel
placed in good positions the pas
week and not all the vacancies havc
been filled for want OF graduates.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-09-08

3miidet Dem !. Wsai iuio Dem
80. Sept. tpcroear mir Somers Gourii
Gorter fiir Die &unofabrt nod fol-.
gerp6en 9Iaseit au iebr berab9eies.
rem Greiien oerfaitfeit.
BertIe Springs, Mo., 5u $5.75.
Stpeet Sprifigs, Mo., 81 $500.
Wcalaiiter Sprirpgg, DO, $4.95.
aarten iinb taelid gu baben urlo
iino 9iiItie fir Die Riidfabrt Biz
gun 81. Sftober.
g. 9. aramer,
ggt. $40. g. 81. g..
THE CHILDREN LIKE rT'
u SYRUP
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Caring for consumptives.

There are now four special methods by which consumptive workingmen in the United States are being cared for. In such cities as Albany, Elmira and Binghamton, N. Y, the unions support a separate pavilion or hospital. In cities like Hartford, New Britain and South Manchester, Conn.,, the work men contribute towards the mainte- nance of a fund for the care of con- sumptives. The employers also con- tribute to these funds. There are also two national sanatoria for the treat ment of tuberculosis owned and oper- ated by labor unions; one by the in- ternational Typographical union and the other by the Printing Pressmen and Assistants union. In Massachu- sets, Illinois and elsewhere large cor porations and manufacturers have agreed voluntarily to care for all their consumptive employees for a limited length of time.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
He Had Ills susnIcIon.

One day a farmer member of the Ohio house displayed, inadvertently. a large roll of bills in the Neil house lobby. A fellow member gazed in awe at the show of wealth.
 T just sold a drove of hogs" ex plained the farmer member rather has tily and confusedly.
 The observing one was thoughtful He did not reply for the half-minute usually essential to the full-measured beat of his mental process And then
 "Yaas," he drawled, "and I'll bet I'm one O them hawgs. Success.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
MRS. SELBY AND PRIZE BABY

"I have always used Cuticura Soap and no other for my baby and he has never had a sore of any kind. He does not even chafe as most babies do. I feel sure that it is all owing to Cuticura Soap, for he is fine and healthy, al ! when five months old, won a priZe~.~ a baby contest. It makes my heart ache to go into so many homes and see a sweet-faced baby with the whole top of its head a solid mass of scurf, caused by poor soap. I always recommend Cuticura, and nine times out of ten the next time see the mother she says: Oh! am so glad you told me of Cuticura.' |" (Signed) Mrs. G. A. Selby, Redondo Beach, California, Jan. 15, 1911.
 Although Cuticura Soap and Oint- ment are sold everywhere, sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to "Cuti- cura," Dept. 20 l., Boston.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
LITTLE SURPRISES.

You did perfectly right in bench. ing me. umpire; was making a blame fool of myself"
 "All I wanted was the postage stamp, MT Tinker. but while am here l may as well get a bottle of perfumery and some face powder"
 There's no occasion for you offer. ing me any money. sir: your ordi- nance will go through on it's merits"
 q see by your scales. ma'am. that this chunk of ice weighs 56 pounds I'll have to take it back to the wagon and chip a little off"
 Your auto doesn't need any over hauling. MT Crankley: it's in perfect order. No. sir; no charge"
 "As the church happens to have a large fund in it's treasury. brethren. no collection will be taken up thii morning"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Eavorite Fiction.

"Pere Marquette Time Table" One Rap Calls the House to Or der"
 Jack, Never Dreamed That You Meant More Than Friendship" My Friends, Don't Want You to Vote for Me Unless My Platform Suits You"
 Well, I'll See You Again Soon. Hope"
 Doctor of Laws"
 "Smoke Inspector"
 Debt of Honor"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14

up hope of recovery. There were de- cided dropsical symptoms, my heart palpitated violently and the pains in my back almost drove me frantic. After doctoring without benefit, began talk ing Doan's Kidney Pills and when I had used two boxes, I was as we'll as ever."
 When Your Back Is Lame, Remem- berthe Name-DOAN'S. soc, all stores Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
1 ksI.n!LEEss17k | E
Wedding Bells.

"Jedge," said the old colored citi- zen, how much fer a license ter git married?"
 Want it for yourself?"
 "Yes. suh; you see. Is gittin' mighty old now"
 That's evident Then why do you want to get married?"
 Well, jedge, ter tell de truth. some body gimme long coat. linen collar an a walkin cape. en 1 knows a 'ooman what says she kin make liv- in fer me, en feels des like honey mooni"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Gettlno Even.

Our friend who in taking us for a ride in his aeroplane startles us by dropping a heavy wrench so that 1t narrowly misses a man in the road
 "Why did you do that?" we ask. see Ing him chuckle over the mans fright
 That's a country justice of the peace." he says. scooting the machine up He used to fine me every Sun day for fast driving in my auto."- Woman's World.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
Since Teacher Did Not Know.

It was in the primary class of a graded school in a western city and the day was the 22d of February.
 "Now, who can tell whose birth day this is?" asked the teacher.
 A little girl arose timidly
 Well, Margaret, you may tell us,' said the teacher.
 Mine" was the unexpected reply -Everybody's Magazine.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
What He Wanted to Know.

He-At last. Miss Millie, 1 can say something that l have Leen burning to ask you for some time.
 She-What is 1t? What is 1t?
 He-Has your cousin Erma enough money to marry on?-Ulk
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-14
The Old Story.

Had every cent taken last light Woke up hearing some one in the room Reached under my pillow for ny revolver, but didn't shoot"
 Why didn't your"
 "Pd probably be widower if had" Judge