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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Powered Underwear.

FIowered Underwear.
One of the latest fads Of the season
Is the use of daintily sprigged and
flower cambrics for underwear. This.
OF course. is merely a passing whim.
for there are too many women who
conservatively object to introducing
color into the scheme Of the lingerie
for 1t to become a fixed fashion.
Those who have no prejudice In this
regard and who Jump at anything
new are choosing early Victorian de-
signs In soft, pale colorings which
wash we'll and keep their tints. There
are besides embroidered cambrics and
lawns and dotted swisses which are
put to the same purposes as well as
figured muslins. All Of these GER
tainly have dainty and very sum.
mer-like appearance when neatly nd
becomirgly made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

He's writing books about the lives Of all his wives
lew OF them forget all the Nat his
heart devoid OF ruth declares he'll tell the CHASTITY
NAT GOODWIN truth Since girls Nat they'll
have to stand for things like that To wed that
Goodwin lad which degraded
TASTE for other far has The this modern
consider life gddy is all
that they When
their trusy quilting frames and made bonne day by day
send TO heaen Cathay
cured the large and luscious the
modern girls have trifng aims gdd bars
70 around
cots and marry Mathis is the circle of the lime
light brand OF wives
.~ss:ll.. e .S.. LShaA1nases~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Up Against II.

"In the days Of the ancient DRAMA"
said the pedantic person. perform
anees we're given in the open air."
What encouragement that must
have BEEN" replied Miss Cayenne. to
the man who insists on going out OF
the theater to get breath OF fresh
air."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Letters From the People

Editor Bulletin:
One of the most necessary re-
Quisites for refinement is good man
ners over the telephone.
In calling for the number the per-
son should not become indignant If
the telephone girl has to ask q sec
ond time to understand the number,
as the girls at central are the most
often abused of human beings.
After being given the number and
the person answers stating what
firm or telephone number it is, don't
blurt ont "Who Is this?" but ask in
a gentlemanly manner for whom you
wish to speak.
If the person at the answering end
of the line should shout back We'll,
who are you?" chances are the cal
Ter would become angry and hang up
the receiver.
If YOU know who you want, ask
for him, If anybody will do, don't
try to find out who 1t is talking and
If you don't know who or what YOU
want, stay away from the telephone.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Wisdom Of Father.

! Pretty Daughter-But | can't under
stand why you object to Clarence
father. Isn't 1t better to dwell In Q
cottage with the man I love than ia
dwell in a palace with one | hate?
Wise Father-Certainly. my dear;
but Clarence hasn't the cottage.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Professor Arrhenius knows of other
81 $4,000 times larger than our sun.
We could have used one of them a
week ago, but our own sun is doing
better now.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

The hooking bird is held up for
emulation In modesty. This good point
has been overlooked because of the
number of whistling soloists who
have been inspired
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Only ,oientific institutions or learn
"a chemists win be permitted TO buy
radium, Az It is $50. 1000. 900 a pound,
one can readily see what hardship
this arbitrary regulation is going to
work among the general public. seek
ing radium bargains
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

The Boston preacher who told his
congregation that women have forgot
ten how to blush il wrong, but any
how, the men ought not to make them
blush
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
A heIefui Suggestion.

Miss Cunning -Why don't you pro-
pose to her by telephone?
Mr.. Hoamley-Maybe she wouldn't
know who / was.
Miss Cunning-Exactly; that might
help your chances.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

A Harvard professor says Gray's
''Elegy" would be rejected by the edi-
tor OF any modern magazine. Some
editor has probably returned one OF
the Harvard professors poems.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Many American horses have been
bought for use in the coronation pa
geant. How they will be envied by
Z lot of the American people who are
going over to try to see the show!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

The following communication We
received at the office of The Bullet
from the Commercial Club yestei
day;
The Bulletin Publishing Co.
Cairo, Ill.
Gentlemen
At meeting of Directors of
the Cairo Commercial Club held
August 30th, 1911, a commune
cation was presented from citi-
Zens of Pulaski County taking
exception to the item appearing
in your issue of August 2Sth,
1911, in which the baseball pa
irons from that territory were
characterized as Hill Billies."
Action was taken by this or
ganization as noted below, be-
ing unanimously adopted.
Resolved; THAT this organ
ization most emphatically con-
dennis the action of the Cairo
Bulletin in the publication of
the item referred to, and desires
to go on record to that effect.
The secretary Is directed to fur
nish the Pulaski County news
papers with copy of this resolu-
ton for publication, and to ad-
wise the Cairo Bulletin of its ac-
action on the matter.
Yours very truly,
w. F. VANDERBURGH,
Secretary.
When the sporting editor of TIL,
Bulletin referred to the visitors from
Pulaski county as hill billies,
there was no intention on his par
to become maliciously personal.
Cairo rooters are referred to in tn,
sporting columns Of Paducah publ
cations as river rats" whenever
hey accompany the local team t.
hat city, and the Paducahian who
attend games in Cairo invariably are
referred to as pole cats" All pa
Ders in the circuit term Clarksyills
'ooters as hill billies."
No one ever heard of the Cairo
'ooters holding an indignation meet.
ng TO protest against the title
river rats" No meeting of this
sort ever has been held in Paducah
20 far as is known,
The Bulletins "offense" has beer
magnified by its enemies and it is tt
be regretted that such a body as The
Club would give it more
than passing glance.
The Bulletin already has printed
a retraction and has apologized tt
those who believe themselves t
have been offended. What more
can it do? If members of the Com
mercial Club can suggest something
else, their assistance will be appre
ciated.
In the meantime, let us hope th'
Commercial Club members will de
vote their time to matters of greater
Importance than squabbles between
rival sporting writers. When ii can
not accomplish more than the pass
ing of such resolutions as the above
it will have outlived its usefulness
Small things and small people ar,
lost in this big world.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Circulation Statement.

Average Number of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed dailj
and Sunday during the
year 1910 ..... ...... 228
Average number of complete
and perfect copies Of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the
month Of July, 1911. $50. 209
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

who is that villainous looking
man? A crooked character. I'll be
bound"
Nothing of the sort. He 10 en-
gagged in the business of manufacture
ing medicine bottles"
"Ha, suspected 1t! A vial occups-
toni"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

prizes for some contests and a large
crowd of people from the surround
ing country could be easily drawn
to cairo to see some races.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

II 10 alleged that dressed Peruvian
monkeys are being cid as rabbits in
the London market. What a waste
there must be In monkey tails.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

A census OF the hens in Ireland
shows 24,C00,o00 present. Soon the
old reliable potato will begin to be
Jealous Of the upstart egg
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Marvel Explained,

Mrs. A.-Your boy Is different from
the others know. He always keeps
his face clean
Mrs. B--Yes; he hates SO to have It
washed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Queen Mary decides at the last min
ute against hobbies. elbow sleeves and
collarless afternoon gowns, The Amer
lean peeress division Is peevish
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

A Toronto girl who thought she was
marrying young capitalist soon dis.
covered that her husband was a bur-
xlar, Is not marriage 2 lqtteryf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

The woman who has pet boa con-
strictor II feet long shouldn't kick II
her husband brings home load OF
snake bite cure.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Still, there are some young men who
are more interested In the price OF
American beauty roses than In the
cost OF beefsteak.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

The Massachusetts girl who can
throw baseball like ELAN Ia q fac.
tory girl No college or society girl
can compete with her.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Shakespeare may have had the man.
birds In mind when he mentioned the
condition OF being .horsed on the
sightless corners OF the air."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

King Chulalongkorn Is dead. Com
Dositos will be glad to learn that his
successors name is Chowfs Maha Va
iIravauch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

About the time man begins to
grow brush heaps in his ears he loses
interest In the changing yaxaries OF
fashions In socks
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Man 10 useless creature, asserts .
Chicago woman lecturer What? Who'd
stay home and tend the baby II It
wasn't for men7
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
lDzeKIF6HEN


HEN we lift the man at the
desk,
We lift the laborer at the plow;
When from one a measure Of wrong we
sift,
j. D. Miller.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Editor, Bulletin:
Now that there has been an auto
mobile club formed In Cairo and
one trip has been taken by some of
the owners to Anna, why wouldn't a
few races and endurance contests be
in order?
There are plenty of good roads in
Cairo and none better in the state
than the ones leading to Mound
City, Mounds and Beech Ridge and
besides st. Mary's Park is good
enough place for races between n
few cars.
New records might be made If the
Cairo Auto Club would offer a few
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Some men seem to delight In start.
ing bonfire In the back yard just
after the next-door neighbor has hung
out her washing on the line.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

A lecturer declared lately that the
perfect woman OF the future will not
be mother Then she will not be q
perfect woman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Latina nIm Down Gently.

Beginner--Now you've seen my style.
Do you think you can tell me what
sort Of golfer l shall make?
Professional-Yes, sir. II you can
stand the shock. World OF Golf.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

In future. when aviation meets are
to be stopped by the police. they will
have to have more fly cops"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
July Circulation.

81. 1UoS
The above Is correct statement
OF the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month Of July, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this Sd day of August, 1911.
LEO. J. KLEB,
~ Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Nicaragua gives signs OF refusing
70 stay put
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

THE hobble skirt Is passing" says
q fashion note But slowly, of course,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

With aeroplane makers organised
the pickets could have lots Of fun
making faces at non.union craft.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

When the snow flies the other ayia
tors will take a recess.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

A Hoosier dentist has planned .
tooth insurance policy. He may bite
OF more than he can chew.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

Weak.

Some men are 80 weak that they
can't be true even before they have
been tried.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Hummins Bird Shoes.

Feathers have been put to all sorts
Of use, from the homely bed OF fluffy
proportions to the adornment OF the
red Indian, but It lie reserved to Paris
to offer pair Of shoes made out Of
the breast feathers Of the humming
bird. The woman who would walk
thus gorgeously shod will pay for the
privilege just $2.000--unless the novel
.ootgear is marked down from hack
II customers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

There are $4,000 rooms In New
York without light And yet they
boast Of the Great White Way.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02
Rot

The following communication was
received at the office of The Bulletin
from the Commercial Club yester-
day:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-02

The Bulletin Publishing Co.
roira III
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-07
Mems Suits at SIS

We want every man in Newark to see our SIS Suits so that they
may know exactly what we are offering; that they may make COM
parsons with suits offered them elsewhere at equally low price.
Suits made of strictly new Spring cloths. all WOOL embracing gray and brown
mixtures, plain and fancy serges, and are plain tailored, handwork being put on
them where most needed. The Innings and trimmings are first class and insure a
suit that will give long, satisfactory service. The sizes run to "A.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-07

Solid Gold Brooches--ScroIl
effect, set with 4S half pearls; diamond
in centre; English finish; safety catch;
regular SIS. so, special $13.80.
Others up to SITS.
Solid Gold Bar Pins-set with
three sapphires and four baroque pearls;
safety catch; regular price S4.75, at
$3.50.
Others up to 80.
Solid Gold Cuff Pins-Roman
finish; diamond shape; ruby in centre;
baroque pearl each side; regularly $780,
special at &4.13.
Others up.to $2S.
Solid Gold LavaIlieres-chaln
Of seed pearls festoon effect; pendant
in scroll design; set with twelve
baroque pearls; ruby in centre; diamond
at top; seed pearl tassei; regular $3.50;
special S24.38.
Others up to $3.50.
Solid Gold Crosses-set with
amethysts; bright finish; regular price
81, special at $6.26.
Others up to $1,000.
Separate Pendants - Matrix
turquoise centre; surrounded by four
baroque pearls; pearl drop; Roman
finish, regular price $3.50; special at
$4.88.
Others up to $40.
Gold Lockets-Grecian design,
rose finish; regular price Sc; special
$3.50.
Others up to $41.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-07
h Purchase of So Worth OF Merchandise in
Any Part of the Store Entities You to
A Large Portrait Free
Ask for Particulars
Men Are Glad To Pay
ST. For These Suits
Ask for Particulars

They've never seen anything like their value anywhere else, and
once a man buys one of these suits he shows it to his friends and finds
it hard to convince them that he got it at such a little price.
So the news is travelling about these s12 Suits, and more men are
coming every day for them. Some have seen samples of the cloth,
and realizing the good quality have come to buy. Others have seen
the suits; still others have just heard of them So there is a constant
stream of men saving money this season, being able to get cookbook
ing, serviceable suits full of style and snap, at a price much less than
they expected to pay-b12.
these s suhs are made Of excellent materials that are strictly all wool
and embrace many handsome gray and brown mixtures. plain blue serges and
attractive fancy striped ssges but they are tailored in a fashion that gives them
a weh-younded-ou appearance o the most carefully done custom work. Innings
Inc trimmings are hrstclass made to do service along with the outer materials
well balanced garments n every sense, fine enough for Dress cheap enough
for business.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-07

Solid Gold Bracelets-raweet
cut; English finish; regular price SD;
special $1,000.
Others up to SS6.
Solid Gold Rinas = Fourteen
rubies and eight diamonds; princess
setting; reg. price $3.50; special at
$28.13.
Others up to 48z.
Solid Gold Fobs-Engiish finish;
six strands of chains; regular price
$3.50, special S0.39.
Others up to S32.6O.
Solid Gold Coat Chains
Roman braid design; regular price $40,
special $3.50.
Others up to $3.50.
Solid Gold Scarf Pins-Bow
knot design; diamond in centre, three
baroque pearls at bottom, regular
price $3.50; special $4.8S.
Others up to SIC.
Solid Gold Pen knives
Etched design; ring attachment for
chain; regular price 81; special So.
Others up to $1,000.
Solid Gold Cuff Links-Elk
design; ruby edges; ros finish; regular
price Sl0.50; special at 87-8S.
Others up to $28.
Solid Gold Tie Clasps-Rose
finish; horse head, with diamond; regu-
lar price IS; special $3.50.
Others up to sac.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-07
Easter Sale
Solid Gold Jewelry
And Diamond Set Jewelry

Every piece Of Gold Jevelry in this widely
varied stock 10 to be reduced as per cent.
for this pre-Easter sale, and whether you are buying a gift for Easter
or some time later, or for yourself, this should appeal to you as the
opport1lne moment to make the purchase.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-26
LARGE HATS BARRED
IN CHICAGO CHURCH
Clergyman of Baptist Con-
gregation Can Now Be
Seen by Worshipers.

CHICAGO, Oct. 26-No more will
mere man be crushed between nam.
moth hats abloom with flowers and
rampant hatpins while attending SER
vices in the Lexington Avenue Baptist
church.
In the weekly calendar, just issued.
women are requested to remove their
hate.
"One would not expect to keep rails
ed an umbrella in a house of worship
reads the request, but some hats
are almost as large and quite as great
an obstruction to those seated behind
them"
The question of removing hats was
advanced several weeks ago at meet.
ings of the woman's guild of the
church and was received favorably
So many women. however, failed to
remove their hats that the request was
printed in the church weekly paper.
1T is a great Innovation" declared
Rev. NJ. p. Boynton, pastor of the
church. I'VE are meeting with all
sorts of help from our women mem
bers. 1t really is difficult thing tc
see from behind the large hats, and
l think the wearers enjoy the ser
vice better because the removal OF
hats of others gives them an unob
| structed view of the chancel, some
thing they did not have prior to this
| movement"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-26
Performing LIONS.
Psrits That Come With Managing
Those Vicious Animals.

Psrits That Come With Managing
Those Vicious Animals.
asked Captain Bonavita once what
he considered his most dangerous mo-
ment when he performed with his
twenty-seven lions. He said that he
thought it was when he first entered
the arena. The moment before. when
he had to drive this great herd Of lions
in, was almost as bad. but the first
few minutes when the crowd Of lions
entered were terribly uncertain and
undoubtedly the most dangerous.
In the first place. with such 4 crowd
there was the danger of being pushed
or knocked down. Then there was the
danger Of tripping among them or Of
stepping on their tails. for many of
them would lie down and roll over and
over as a preliminary to the perform
ance. and II he were not struck by
their feet he was just as likely to be
struck across the face or body with
their strong. ropelike tails.
In getting them into their places
there was also considerable danger.
for In such a crowd it is dimcult to
treat each animal according to its Pc
culiar idiosyncrasies. and 4 dick Of the
whip intended for one lion who would
be fairly indifferent to it Ii likely to
be caught By another to whom It will
mean instant revolt. In any sort Of
revolt the whole number win always
side With the one that caused it.-Ellen
velvin In NcCiurs's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-26
GIRL WHIPS 8 BOYS
Athletic Teacher Victorious
in Pitched Battle.

PITTSBURG, Pa, Oct. 26.-Just be-
cause she enforced discipline" and
thrashed nine husky boy scholars in
a grand melee, Miss Roberta Atkinson
may lose her place in the Sandy
Greek school, near here. Several
angry farmers have asked the Penn
township school board to dismiss the
pretty and athletic teacher for whip
ping their sons.
She has been offered already sew
eral positions at higher salary in To-
calities where the schoolboys need
physical training"
Miss Roberta has not been long at
Sandy Greek. The oldest of her
scholars, taller and stronger than she
is, determined to do as they DANCED
pleased, b'gosh. She was kind and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-26
MISSIONARY SOCIETY.

A circle meeting OF the Woman's
Home Missionary. society of the First
Methodist church was held Wednes-
day afternoon with Mrs. F. A. Brown
at her home in East Main street. The
hostess was assisted in entertaining
by Mrs. G. A. Pierson, Mrs. George
Martin, Mrs. Omar Chase and Mrs.
William Scull. The guests for the af-
ternoon were Mrs. George Reid, Mrs.
Joyce, Mrs. Holland and Mrs. Enger-
sole. After q short business session
the afternoon was spent socially. A
large number of the members were
present.
Late in the afternoon refreshments
were served. Mrs. George Martin will
be hostess, November twenty-second
for meeting Of the circle at her
home in North Sixteenth street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-26
SORE FEET CURED IN ONE NIGHT
For INC

May sound big" but try it? Soak
the feet we'll in hot water and while
damp rub with Pick, the quick-heal
ing salve." In the morning notice the
results. A few such treatments will
overcome the worst cases of sore,
sweaty, aching feet and few more
will remove the corns and bunions.
Pick is a wonder working, penetrat-
ing ointment and a big box of 1t costs
only 10 cents. 1t destroys germs,
cleans and heals like magic. A hun
dred uses in every home.
One application cures itching piles.
Two or three applications produce
wonderful results in eczema, dandruff
or any skin disease. Fine for catarrh.
Unequaled for stiff, sore hands or
muscles. Best household salve for
cuts, burns, etc.
Don't smile at Pick because it only
costs 10 cents, because this 10-cent
remedy gives better, quicker results
than any expensive remedy you ever
used. Your druggist has Pick or can
easily get it for you. Sent prepaid on
receipt of price by the o. c. Co.. Terre
Haute, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-10-26

In the Culebra cut at Panama the
workmen were surprised to come upon
two crocodiless, the first to be found
in Central America for many genera
tons. Each was about fifteen feet
long. and each had seven full sets OF
teeth on the upper and lower jaws.
Such dental equipment is supposed
to indicate an age reaching into many
centuries. Both are now on their way
to the National museum at Washing
ton.