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The Dickinson press., 1911-04-01

This paper and The Weekly Inter
Ocean and Farmer-$1. IS for one years
subscription to both. II
Mrs. M. A. Scherfius was down town
last. Friday for the first time in eight
months. Her illness has been very long
and her many friends were glad to see
her out again.
Warren Smith is among those who took
the pharmacy board examination in
Fargo last week. He has accepted a
position with Mcdonald & Co.. arriving
in the city this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Geeseman. who
reside west of Fayette. were in Satur-
day to meet the latter's mother. Mrs.
Mcintosh of Cedar Falls. Iowa. who is
to- spend the summer with her d laughter.
The Dickinson press., 1911-04-01

Frank Smith was in the city several
days this week visiting his parents. DR..
and Mrs. l.. C. Smith. He was en- route
from Portland, Oregon, to the Twin
Cities in the interest of his automobile
agency.
Andrew Waite was in from Fayette
the first of the week to meet Hans Sever
son who came from the east with ma
chinery and horses. Both gentlemen
own land north and will engage in
farming.
H. F. Schroeder, manager of the
Crowl-Schroeder store, is to occupy the
Crowl residence while the Crowls are
visiting in the east and will bring his
family out from St. Paul about the
middle of April.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01
Die xgeutf6c SauSfrau~

Su Der Snuisteit Oes @miitbes, in
Der Bdrme uub 2cuterfsit Der @mpftns
buns bat Der beuti9e @burafter ullejeit
ieinen I6Onitsn uuo reiniten ausoruf
eefunoen. User oaran arbetet, bas
SpisselbilO 6isies @baratters rein unb
uusetriibt 3u erbalten, erDirbt ii9 elm
blsibeuossBerbienit I'M iein 8Oltstbum.
Die -DeutIde Sausfrau" BARI elm fol-.
DIES SsrOienit fir iib in glnipru1 usb.
men, bsnu. osuti6er Seiit unO Osuti6s
Sitte, beutides 6iiblen un6 Deutsn
iinO Is, bic Iie pfle9t, bewabrt uuo uer'
brsitst. Bilbelm SenIen iiimmt nit
BEN Iesten abihnitt isineS 9iomans
rSOuue unb Saatten- gbi6ieb BON
ben 9siern, in Sereu Ser;sn sr ben In.
nissn 3uuber bes osutidsn @smiitbss
untlinsen lieB. Sn Die 3eit Oss srOBeu
Sampfsns unO Sissens, In isne Euss,
ba untsr benz Douuer Der Suuousu oas
ueu sseinte beuti6e &st6 sebOrsn wur'
DC, ihbrt uus erica @rups'9osr9sr mil
ibrer @rSGbIuus Der srOBere Wtutb"
bic, CUR 3eit Der Ssla9sruns StruB'
butss ipislsuO, in formuOIlsnOetsr 8sii
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

Wcnn mir ilter iurrbrn, beginner mir
unrsselmdBisfeiten in uuisren tOrperli'
6en SunttiOnsn Su bemerfen. wel9e uus
frhbsr ni6t uuifislen. PuitOr Sol. WtOB
BON 9id @reet, Sa., islbit elm abtsts'
idbrissr, iast: sd lit an ben 9tiersn
uno alsemeinsr Sbmdhe. Der Ilpen'
frduter bat meine @siuuobsit uOllitdnoi8
pieOsr berseiteIlt. SD oanfe @ott fur
oiels munbsrbare WteOiSin. ObSleid
iibsr 81 Sabre ult, bat mir bieies Seit'
mittsl munOerbar sebOlfen." Sornis
alpsntrduter usriiinet OaS sllte, uno
ma6t bas S6wabe iturf.. SpeSialasen'
ten psrtauien ibn. Oosr bic @isentbt'
mer, Or. Peter Sabrneg & Sons Co..
1925 .. SOpus gueuus, @bicasO, 81
linois.
SOrni's alpentrduter Slutbeleber 1T
3u buben bel Ssurp Ualter. 1O11 @eoar
Gpenue.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

ben SersenstonTlitt i'm Sanie zines fran'
s0lii6en Sffi,isrs idiloert. SOhanna
Slemm, bic befanute JiOuelliitiu, tniipft
in .ibrer Stisss Der alte Ssbnltubl"
Saoen Der @rinnerun9, bic in uns allen
oas Seimpeb na6Eeiuer melt suriidlis'
aenoen 8sit lebenOis iperosn laiisn. in
Der Der Sissessus pom Dampf uno
@lettrisitat nod nidt In bic Erault4'
felt uou Suus uub 9sim 9sSrunsen
mar. Stimmuussuolle @eoidte pom
@rafin Mariu SlinsOitroem, Wfanrice
pom Steru uuO Sris 8rentano ueritdr'
fen ben aontaft, ben oieies Ssft 3wt'
ltsn uns unb Der alten SeinIatb bsr'
iteGt. Bon ben SGuitratiunen psrOis'
neu uamsntli6 bus Gitelbilb WOnni9sr
9sn,~ nit ieiuem rei6sn Stimmun9s'
,auber, IOOuun uber aud cine fiinitleri'
i6e 8isosrsube bss Ssp'idsn Ssmdl'
oes nSommsrmOrsen" bsruOr9sbOben
81 neroen.
Gieiabultts uno seoie9en, wts in te'
cem Seite, 1T Der Gbeil, Der iia Strstt
on bic Sutsreiien Der Srau weuost. Sc
oes @ebiet bss bauslidsu Sebens, bsS
gBirtens unb Sauffsus Der 9ausfruu
bat 8eridii6tiSuus sefunosn. Shr
Sa6e unb Seller, Saus uno @arten
finoet Die Osutide 9uusfrau sbsnIO an'
resuus, wis fiir Die flsibiSe giabel, fiir
bic @rSisbuus Der ainber, fur bic Ser
I6Unsruns bss Ssims unO ibrer islbit.
SsIonSers pilltommen pirO ieoer Sele'
rim uub Blumenfreunoiu cine abbano'
lung iiber ben 8Oiensurtsu isin, uno
aud elmer S6ilbsrun9 Der iapnnti6en
SuuItsartuerei piro mau6e 9ausfrau
Elm 8Orbilo fur ben S9mud BON 9aus
uno 9arten entnebmeu.
Die 9oltstbimliAfeit unb weite Tsr'
breituus Der .Dsuti6en 9ansfran" sr'
tlart Ii6 aus BEN llmitauSe, bab trOt
Der rei6en Salls Der Darbietunssn uni
tros bes ssoisssnsn SnbuIts Der abOu
usmsutsprsis nur 81 fir ous Sabr be
trast. Ssi Oisism SsriuSsn Rrsiis iOlltI
bic rDsuti9s Suusfruu- in isSsr osut
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

Ger tdbrll6e Gus1us Der suans.
tutb. 3ions @smeinbs BON 0iiffltn Gpe.
nue finbet am 27. Stunt na4 Sate So'
bore ltatt.
- Dur9 bas Eeitument bes uerit.
Or. @psrbart wirO bic Stabt SCRANTON
tpsrtbuolls Ssrmd9tuiIie erlanssu, iiber
bic mir ipater beridten perbsn.
- Das SO. SonSsrt bes Scranton
Symphonic Sr4siters. wel4ss Wtontas
Gbeno I'm 9peeum Tbsater ftuttfunb,
erpieS fi6, nie alle feline SorSdnser,
oils Elm nirflidsr muiifuliidsr @snuB.
Dts peri9isbeueu ytummern wuroen
pou BEN Srdeitsr tn tiiuftlsrii&sr Boil
eubuns sssebeu uuo 6rdnlsiu 9eln
8ertram, bic Soliitin bss Gbsnbs, rr.
frsute nit ibrsr berrliden Stimms aIls
3ubUrsr.
- Das neu paiiirte @sies, pslhes
fiir Scranton sinsn Staotratb BON fiinf
Wiitslieoern uoriisbt, bic ie $2500 @s'
bait idbrlid bsSisben, 1T seitern BON
@ouperneur Tener untsr3eihnet woroen
unb trift fofort in 9raft. Der @ouuer'
neur ernenut bic WfitslisOer BON iest
ab bis gum 1. Sanuar uuo oaun tretsn
bisienissn in ibr amt ein, Die uou ben
8hrssru i'm giOuember erpablt woroeu
iino.
Der scranton 9isbsrfran3 battle
am Sonntas cine Delegation uOn Sdu'
gerbriibern aus 8etblebem als SAT- bel
ii9 uno mudte es ben Beiudern in iei'
usr Dale 70 anssnebm ipie nur mOsli4.
Die Serren BON Sstblsbsm, uslde iid
NIT ibrsm 8ereiu an bem beuoritsbens
ben Sanssrfeit betbeilisen werben, To-
men nad Scranton, nm iih wegen Der
@inquurtisruns uuo aud ionit 5u ori'
entiren.
Durd bas S9eusn eiuss Pfeross
an Der Drinfer Sanoitrabe friib seitern
Morssn ipurbsn SObu 3. 6lanasban
unb Dlllium 8esel. pelds in Der 9ut'
i6s pursn, aus Dem Subruert seitleu'
bert unb eritersr erlitt eineH Sbaoel'
bru6, bsm er na9 turSer 3eit i'm
5taat Soipital erlas. Desel sntfam
NIT lsidteren gsrlesunsen, bic uidt
lebsnssefdbrlid iiuo. 5lanusban mar
elm Gnssitelter in bem SiquOrseifdft
uon @sbriiOer @aisp unb in Der StaOt
poblbsfuuut.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

9as obiae u Ntoueroienf 35100 Rn an uno
aei6aas bab bic @ida fd Dem Ss bOt bat w br onr9
snen ssssn uu6 Ssumn uss wurbe uno baB bic @
BueniB bic 9e9t @nos @ ndHen 6S'
taliabres auf cine feds PrOjn gaiis Su teaen
G9tunssuou unerbreit,
23 9. George Gtisle, Prdfbn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01
Office ber yteuen gdiaer 8an nnb
g(nleibe @eleai6aft.
scranton, 9a., ben 1S. Dtai 1911,

Yin bic Nfttnbeiter ~ - u,.. .
Ser i'm lesn Sobr ipssns 9uOor Sr o. D. Q4lams,
fu9 nit euungen Der @eaat uno beenoe
Ma @ unterbrtete enen Uerbt cine ab1oH'
ung melfem ie 9edlist unen finoen weroen.
Die Dreon erUrten Derht eno9 nm 49, Wtat 1911 uno
geUenuus uOrbsiusn abuOeruu9 sic orbntn
ebenfaas Oub nf u 6 u enun8en srlanbt wOn Die be:
,abe oen unb au9ein no an
uun Yhen oils am TO- Stunt 1911 mann bic der m gta 1911 l9
sen sliaS Yeaus9aun9 elmer Se aten
an Die prunbbres9 (3 n iOn Der gnab Hnfunb
man,iabunber SUM 3nun9u oar mron in r
Office oilem Datum an9nommen
Derif @eomil Serbinoi6en aS pom l. aprt 1911
@etbmtttet. Serbinbtt6fetten.
Nueibeu 1921 gtnbessr fir in 235 03S00
RhdiGnoi9e 9hnuuSen 20652235 attRnbessrn thr Sor'
Shpotheten aeenet 100000 auSbeabun9eu 475,7771
Suo9ent 8onos---. 100000 R9nun9en beahbar 151oOOo
runbithde (9olprs). 39,SS6.O0 3udli9ft SerbinolA'
N6bd unb ausrhinng $4,000 tdt Sonos 6o,OOoOo
Sutrlien uui Soraus'
..$ 2221760 be;abnn9en.. q, ,6SS75
-- 9d6t usrbilt RrOfte.. 21s,07149
20
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01
OieEelepbOunummer oes~ Bodenblatt
lit iest 23O9 (Hsuss).

- 9aie siucoln i'm 9tap.slus Rart.
Der ftdbtiide Sdwimmplas fiir bic iun'
gen Heute, lparo am Samitas erDffnst.
Srdulstn Wfuuo 6. @rambs unb
SatOb 6. 9arOenitein, beiOe BON bier,
wurOen am Disnitas 5u Duumors uOn
PuitOr 80. 9. Spear als elm @bspuur
einseiesnst.
Die Scranton Railpap @ompanie
beuust uunmebr neue umitsisefarteu.
bic nur auf benz nd6iten abfabrenbeu
Sabupagsn bsnust perben i6nuen uuo
uidt. lpis bisber, fur cine balbe StunOe
9iiltiS iino.
- @Ountp @Ommiiiar SObu 8. Dur.
fin, Sdsriff 9. s. @onuOr, Sobn s.
9Oftus unO Wt. z. Soplep weroen am
~. Suli eiueu 9lblte9er na6 europa
MAIDEN unO stwu feds 8O9en Oriibsn
permeilen.
Or. Situb s. @uerburt, Der Stif.
ter bee Muieums i'm Siap slu9 Burt,
1T friib am 5reitus MOrssn In ieiner
0Obnuns on Srauflin suenue I'M Sllter
bon II Sabrsn seitOrben, na6oem er
felt msbreren Eassn 5piiden 9ebsn unb
1oo geidwebt bate.
= Srau Ntarta 6. Seinbad, Die bon
ben T66tern Srau Sattie 86ttber uno
5rau emma 5rp oabier iibsrIebt wirO.
lit um DOnnsritas gtudt ;u EurbOt'
billie, Ra., I'M slltsr BON rs SabreH Der
Baiieriu9t, uerbunoen nit SerStranf'
belt, erlesen.
- 9arrp Duuis bon Stem gOrt uno
@eOrse MtoOre BON Siusbumtou, an.
seblid prOfsiiiOuele Guidsubisbs, tpur.
ben am DienituS 9tudt i'm 9unu Bart
perbaftet, nadosm lie Seurp Yarfrep
uOn &iSs Strabe, DunmOre, nm SIS
erleiatert batten; jnei anOere Serls, biz
nit ibnen In YerbinOun9 Ituuosu, ent'
famen Der Rolijei.
- DirettOr Der 6ifentli6en cider,
beit S'Wiullep eruunuts um 5rsitus iOl
ssuOs usus POIiSiitsu: 5lOpO Y. Bar,
leiun BON 8uibburn Strabs, gIrtbul
DObsnOOrf uOn 9lbams apsnus, @beal
9. gieuille BON Prouibence Roao, SO
wurO z. 8bits BON giOrb Wfain 9lpe
nue, SObu @artuciellO BON SadiOl
Strabe, Wiidael 6orO BON WferiOial
Strubs unO Yalentiu Cornelius Dol
ELEPHANT &Oao.
- Die Ssisr Oes Dfemorial Gage
am Dienitas, wel6e iid ju elmer ull9s
meinsn geitultete, mar bon Der id6nitsl
S9itterung be9Hnitist. slm SOrmittu
wurben In ben ueridisOensn SrishbUfsI
bic @rGber Der entidlafensn Sstsransl
nit entipre6euoeu 6sisrIi9feiten 90
itmGidt unO OladmittaSs fuuO gu 9af
SincOln cine fiuuise Ssisr fir Die Der
itOrbsnen Sseleute itatt. ytub bisie
puroe Dor bsm bortissu Wtuisum elm
Statue Oss usrft. Or. @uerburt, De
Stiftsrs bs1slbsn, nit ben iibli6sn 81
rsmOnissu sutbHllt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01
Vrogram fit ben staats' &onbent
Ssntral=snnOes bom EsnniBbaaisa.
Sreitaa Oeaebm. nnb 0lbemb, o. CUNT.


Treita9 Osadbm. nnb Mbenb, o. Snnt.
@mpfan Degaten peioenen Vbnbosn uno Ssotuh8
berben nad tbren 9ots Ober Der 2ioeran Sau %A@
@amffaa ben 10. eJunt.
10 b 9orm-Gr6uns Der @iddsfsuns Sur Or S. o. Qeramer
aur anpas bs PiOsntsn bss sadawauna 5me perrin
Better pp 8oeung WDors Scranon os @o So9u ooh
Bergen, uub Gnrebs oeslbm.
sbr gam-Dttasssu far bic Ddssatsu Der aOnusnt9aas
absuOs llHr.-5ubrt Ourd bic 8euuus 4Oblsusrubs
absnbs abnunbaIuus in Der Roupsnt 9aus C Seranton
SdussruuS mrb b bab Sp ~m brss' uortrdss an ooa
greHn nO @eianeuOrss usaDamsn uOn SsrHsmashson
inb freunbltbt 3u bier Gbsnbunsrbatnng etn9slaosn
Spnnta8, BEN H. Snni
10 ubr Sorm.-5ortisuns unb SdluB Or @sidasfsuns.
Miags-@ien In 9onpentSaue
0aamttass-9auubsuns Ourd bic 5ab.
abenbs lbr.-9ommers In Der Steoertran3 Qaue.
MSDntas, ben 10. Snnt.
slbr Orm-ans Dssan wron automObis bnr9 bic msbuns
Der staOt ssiabrsn. Sisrauf Ric Se I'M S0SOr sSalSdn
@mpfanss SOmite.
Mta aamr G,Orfs-Snp Sprufs, Suus Soispb, SObn Sto
Nu9u Sen9t Sarrg z 9ao Sobn uon Veelnup Sop ou~
SObn Qhi4sr, 9Ospb SShtman
Nrparamm GDmite
Seiur6 @ss gOrisc-S pr 9srstdr5s SBasnsr SObn IT,
asn opb gBtmau, 5rb Spredte Sobn IT, Sdpenter Snius
Soiepb, Sobu Mslrt @bus. Sdneoa.
llnterbaltunss GDmite.
Gbarss 9 OsOiar, SOrsrS @ Sp setredr-9snrp w. 5sSlsr
runt ubr @h 9ebrs uau snnsr Sobn Sa9nsr eussn Wfs
DIOR 9ubps Spp. Srod Spredls g. D. Rao Ibsrt peter Naro
9mmas Pst Saas u Clemens Pip Robniou, George @rswo
s. SEQ Sufuas ebas s. Ms 9Obn SuHnsr aIb' 5'Hts it, antOH
Slid, 6rsO 9osuusa
SSirtbidbaftS GDmtte.
Sant Dae Sossr ausuf aeusr SatOb Sas Suus SOispb
Ufatbias aass, Sobn StrOoa. E8m. SaHsien.
@pmite fir Mb3eieben
Soispb gtman Soser-Sulus SOpb 9arrp e Barber 9enrtd
Self, 8. 9. gpr s@-
0efpratipnS @pmite.
Gusut asu goriser r-Suus 3Ospb @Oss ROfusr, Ssiar
Spser, &ar Sdneioer.
Mutpmpbil @pmite.
@barlss g. Roiur. Srun WOuer.
Mug rmenes @Umite.
Setter Stpp, CT OiHciO-Sunt aOas SOrisrSobn .. @pr
Su uno @orrip. Setredr-Nnon Slid. Sdasmsltsr
Wutbas aaes Suut der Suu 9Oepb Safob Sa9 gilbert Bins
ar 8i Surde Ssnrp 8. Sur 9Oiepb Suwen, eO8 Osdend
SB @brbarO gOu, Siatte JdOuus 6su Smp @dB alb ut
heinz, Seruuu osoiu Sanf ummer Sarrp e Barber Obu Simle
gBu Sauseu s. Siro auu susr Dbue Stdmer gtOr Sob
Ruro 8mma Pbip Robinion Otto obiniOn ISM 6enbar Seo
6odwl @barl s. ROiar @usn do Sobn Wtssrt Pro Sobn IT,
Baauer Ss 9Sasner g. @mupu Sop 9Sman Surp Spufs
Sobu QBnu 3uOws Spp 6b Spredsr Ssar g. Sps SOhu
S6rOOa sas SObu H. Sdwsner, aal SamalO Snrp sS
3sbsr, albsrt 3sne fen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

$rmneoilIe in aanias erbdIt elm
polIItGnoig tpetblifeS Hegiment. 9ie
Bitrsermeiiterin bot ibre 9lmtstbdtig.
felt Samit besonnen, ale mannIi6en
Snbober berantportIi6er SteIlungen
an bic 9uft Su Iesen unb bem aIfobol
in ieSer Sorm Sebbe gu idtpOren.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

Ssn Seattle bot Ikb fiiBli6 cine
ilin9e Dame setpeieert, alir Sroiutns
81 eeben, neil Fe etn God imStrlinr.
pfc bate. Die mar iebr ei9eu. Nor.
DE ibrer Tlitidtpeitern tpiirOen iid
Surh elm 9usen6 26der In Striim-
pfen ni6t abbalten Iailen, tpetn iie
bic SeIeeenbeit bGtten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1911-06-01

idsn 5amilie amerita's 81 finosn iein.
PrObesrsmplure iino in Der Sffice oes
.8o9enblatt" gratis ju baben.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-10
An Autumn Query
by PERCY SHAW.

What makes the college youth give up
The cigarette, the flowing cup?
What makes him early seek the cot
That usually know him not?
Why does no train his hair 10 grow
TIN ringlets on his shoulders flow?
What makes him don the padded clothes
And shout strange numbers through his
nose?
What makes him laugh at legs a-twiBt,
~ ankle sprain and broken wrist?
What makes him weep when led away
To think he's useless for the fray?
What makes staid old spectators yell
And carry on like -? Very we'll
What wipes out hats and voices, too
And leaves in am eestauo stew?
What makes the girl who would not 20
Across the street In wind or snow
ST chilled out doors with tense delight
And wave flag with all her might
Pray let us end this long suspense
Your sufferlngs must be intense.
This mania that rhymes with Fall
Is known 70 science as Foot Ball.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-10

j agree to come home at the proper hour
each night, or give her valid excuse.
And 1 further agree that 1 will let
Der get a divorce if fail to behave as a
Tldnd. loving, gentle. considerable husband
to her."
When the guarantee had been placed
on record the couple sought minister
and were married
This case is curious and interesting
phase OF the domestic question, for It
indicates that one man, at least, has
undertaken to solve the problem of max
ing matrimony a grand, sweet song by
putting the soft pedal on himself, so to
speak.
OF course, it is no new thing for a
/, man to promise anything and everything
\to the lady he is wooing. 1t is a time
when the lover let's so all hold upon
veracity and qualities for membership
in the Ananias club.
There isn't a married woman who
doesn't recall how her husband-before
she was narried-swore to her that she
was the only woman in the world and
that his love would never grow colder
or less impassioned than al that minute,
and that he spent whole evenings assur-
ing her that her slightest wish should
be his law, that he could sit up and holu
her hand forever, and that he asked
nothing nj fate but the privilege OF toll
ing to surround her with every luxury.
All Of which hasn't prevented him from
arriving at the place where hts kisses
are perfunctory pecks on the cheek, when
he growis over the cooking, and when
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-10

I that looks like the map OF an undiscov-
cred country, and thinking makes the
lines that show the country Is inhabited;
we go through life denying ourselves that
We may become beautiful and win your
admiration, and what do you men give up
10 win ours?"
Lysander John thought and thought,
and scratched his head, but couldn't re-
call sacrifice.
You enjoy what you like best IN life
without any thought OF your hair or your
skin, and you como TO us with unshaved
hair on your face and no hair on your
head, and n red tip on your nose, and a
form that would make straight front
corset shrek with despair, and demand
that we admire YOU And 20 my dying
humiliation | confess that we do.
You like new little pink baby, with
out feature that is good. a complexion
that Is all one color and no shape to
you, and we look at You and get down on
our knees We don't say, You need train
ing down. or You weigh too little, or
Your color Is bad, We just look at you
and admire you, and begin TO bait our
hooks.
with our figures made good by self
denial and our compilations made
| piehelnB IN your eyes by more de-
malls, put as bait on the hook, we
throw In the line, hoping with so
much effort and sef-sacrifice to catch
a whale, and some OF us don't catch
anything and most OF US catch minnows.
And those of you who are minnows.
which means nearly all of you, spend the
rest of your lives In making us believe
} you are whales.
what good will the ballot do woman
! so long as she win refuse TO go TO the
polls In hot sun for fear OF spelling her
complexion, and In that way lose the ad-
miration OF the very man whose neck the
ballot puts under her foot2
Until we are freed from the burden
OF caring what you men think OF our
looks, we will not be free" sald Daysey
Mayme
And Il doesn't appear to me-" said
Lysander John 90 himself In a very low
whisper that you viii ever be free"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-10
The Home Art Gallery
by THOMAS TAppER.

you can get reproductions for about 50
cents hundred.
For cent a shopgirl can hang a
Raphael In her room and feast ner eyes
on something worth while II she has that
kind OF eyes IL not. no one will pre-
vent her spending the cent for a cone of
ice cream.
For a cent boy who wants to ao->
quaint himself with a great building,
say the Greek Parthenon. can buy
picture OF that noble ruin and pin II on
the wall OF his room. or he can spend
the cent for gum and 80 about home
giving a fairly good imitation Of q COW
chewing it's cud. -: $50, ~
Nearly all great pictures are owned
by nations which win never part with
them. So the rich cannot buy them.
Nearly all great pictures have been
photographed, and the prints can be
bought by any one. This includes the
poor.
Ice cream cones and gum are available
to all, rich and poor. But We never
heard OF Mr. Morgan or any one else
laying In n hundred thousand dollars
worth OF either
The moral to this is; You can study
and enjoy the art OF great men II you
want TO,
And the question OF this is:
Do you want to?
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-10
NO FUN MANAGING A MAN WHO NEVER KICKS"

indeed, of women If he believes he is
going to retain his wlfes love and In
sure himself tranquil married life by
the program he had mapped out
To begin With, he asserts that his
wife may do as she pleases, that she
can come and go as she likes, and
with whom she chooses, and that he will
not be jealous.
That, no doubt, sounded noble. and
strong, and self-abnesatng to him as
he promised it, and he pictured his wife
throwing fits of Joy over it, But will she?
Nay, nay, Edward; she won't. About the
second time she takes a squint at that
proviso in the antenuptial contract II
won't look like a gorgeous compliment.
1t will appear deadly insult TO her.
She will begin to think that her hus-
band must esteem her a very poor thing
If he doesn't think her worth taking care
Of Also that he wouldn't be willing for
her to go with other men unless he be-
lieved her so unattractive that no other
man would take a second look at her,
Sort of grandmother business, you know
Then the jealousy paragraph will begin
to soak in on her, and she will perceive
that the only reason that a man can
promise never to be jealous of his wife
is because his love Is of such a milk and
watery brand that It hasn't enough sub
stance in 1t TO even curdle. oh. no son,
you can't make hit with your wife by
giving her the right TO flirt around with
other men.
Nor does a man make a winning with
his wife by letting her do exactly as
Omaha daily bee., 1911-11-10
Daysey Wayne and Her Folks
Dy FRANCES 4. GARsIDE.
By Tad

when woman brstles with her
wrongs, she shows Il by addressing the
one man who makes NJ her audience as
II he were two mon, or q host, This
is SO unfaningy true that Lysander John
Appleton knows the nature OF what Is
coming the moment Daysey Mayme says
You men"
Before she has said another word
anticipation. born OF painful eNpe-
rience, has made him look like n to-
mato vine the morning after the first
frost.
you men, she said, and Lysander
John began TO feel the cold creeping
into his veins. talk OF the emanolpa-
ton of women as IL It will be secured
the moment we have gained the glorious
| privilege OF voting for n dog-cateher. /;
tell you, Il will not be, We are not
slaves to mani We are slaves to his
demand that we become beautiful in his
eyes"
A feeble protest from Lysander John,
who felt that as the sole representative
OF his sex he should be defiant.
YOU have led US to believe that a
woman should be beautiful or apologize
for the room she takes up on the earth
and you have worshipped so steadfastly
at the shrine OF fair skin or a pretty
dimple, that we are wasting our lives
trying TO make OF ourselves something
which we are not.
I'VE deny ourselves every pleasure
that leaves freckle In It's wake; We
fix our ideals on certain weight, anc
starve or act food that tastes like asheI
till we attain Il; we are so creased with
cold cream at night that our faces sill
off the pillow, and we are burned wors
than the Christian martyrs of old, 10
they never knew the tortures Of the curl
ing iron. We train harder than n foo
ball or boat racing crew; we have Mara
thons Of endurance to put flesh on and
take flesh Off, with this difference be-
tween US and the college athletes; We
are working for a prize that won't last
as long as the colors OF their pennant ID
the first raln-the admiration OF man.
1--WE don't let ourselves think because
you men prefer a woman with fac,