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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30
Ono Cure for Sarcasm.


Bunsen always was sarcastic.
One evening last week when he got
home his wife had new hat to show
him. 1t was some hat. Anybody
could have seen that II was the final
phrase In female headgear.
But Bunsen started to make re-
marks. He said 1t looked as II 1t had
been trimmed by cross-eyed milliner
on an empty stomach. And he made
a lot Of other disparaging remarks.
Mrs. Bunsen was almost In tears.
Bunsen had to go into the other room
to have q quiet laugh at her expense.
The next day he had forgotten all
about the hat.
The day after that he was reminded
OF 1t. Mrs Bunsen handed him a bill
for retrimming that hat-$1S.34 II
came to.
Bunsen paid It without murmur
and said the revised edition OF the hat
was just exactly right. He 10 not
criticizing hats any more. -
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

acts: desire. seduction. tragic triumph. Never
has dramatic work expressed femininity with the
grace, mystery and intensity Of those three
scenes. Now, look you, In the south Of Spain
hey say It takes eight years to form
iamenca Perfection is unattainable; because
this exhausting dance-twelve minutes!-show
me danseuse OF the opera who will accept
variation OF twelve minutes-contains three
roles that are unconnected: the ingenue. thu
amoureuse and the tragedienne. One ought
to be sixteen years old TO dance the first
and forty to dance the end Of the drama. In
which Rubia, magnificent at fifty. fixed the
tradition"
Madame" asked, lis It possible that you
are old enough to dance that third act?"
IT am forty-one." she laughed. II had made
two trips to the United States before settled
in Paris in 1891: and was Just of age when
starting out II am not worn like some great
famencas. II Is thanks to the life OF Paris.
Those who remain in Spain use themselves up.
monsieur. II Is magnificent public, but IT
fatigues the artistic. In Paris. the good people
interest themselves as much in my jewels and
accept what give them. 80 have been able
TO live reasonably. Luxury Is good for wom-
an of self-control Those soft creatures who
lie around and overeat, I have no patience
with theml have always had unconscious
training from my work. though owe much to
the Turkish bath.
The Hammamr' asked.
mo. no: have . sweat-box in my apart
ment fitted with hfty electric-light bulbs. 1
often take Il four times week when not
dancing. followed with tepid dcuche. turning
cold There u an apparatus to frishten young
beauties, monsieur"
Certainly a remarkable woman. On the
stage from Copenhagen to Vienna. from Lon
don 10 Rome she Is known, always and ABOVE
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

sculptor noted down minutely,< numer0usly.
all her exact measurements In order to repro
duce such a perfect anatomy in marble Four
weeks later. in verifying the measurements be-
fore an incredulous confrere, he was astonished
to discover that not single one concorded;
the ACCIDENTALLY perfect anatomy had budged
all along the line-toward the voluptuous
beauty priced by common mortals"
And the maniere de g. en- servir!" mused
II accuse not only the young girls green
acidity, her forming body, sleeping tempera-
ment, and crudity Of mind" summed up Otero.
TN northern lands. the sleeping parts may get
the sand out Of their eyes by twenty-five; but
even then, years pass In looking round and
wondering what this world may mean. &c. at
thirty, the average young woman. loaded down
with natural arrogance and ideas that have
been imposed upon her. tranquilizes a grow
ing disquiet by repeating to herself: am
young thing!' Up to thirty-nve the satisfac-
ton Of ruling may have been her chief profit
Now she wakes completely to the pulsing life
Of things. knows herself and-dismayed by
sense OF loss-plunges avidly. or else"
Or else. discouraged, sinks back, muir
muripg: am An old thing!" l finished the
sentence for her.
That's It," laughed Otero "If she grows
panic stricken, she enters the terrible quaran-
taine' indeed. They may be the terrible for
ties or the splendid forties.' as she makes
them. as her world permits her. or as she DOM
mates It, with happy insouciance brushing
aside every obstacle and ninging herself into
the harmonies of an instrument finally at
tuned. Then she 10 truly terrible-terrible to
younger, undecided women whom she mocks
and bamboozles, borrowing their admirers from
them out OF pure lightheartedness: terrible to
men. on whom she avenges the neglect Of
years to comet"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30
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know OF nothing eloquent OF loneliness"
Let her arrive unknown in community thirty.
one years The other Will hirtysix
cipe And all the suspicious their
In such matters Will be that
possibly thiryour grand maximum poise sup
peness quot? all kinds obviously
perior surroundings!"
I'VE 1t every day" women have the age
they look"
mo- the of positively loveliest" replied
the lovely specialist I'VE must distinguish Physical lowell
is thing academica perfection form Paris
painters of vouptuous subjectsnymphs rolling
bacchantes SPRAYING festivals Neptune
ming golden sandshave always reproached
compromising brethren doing chic wiuly
their models. To attain the OF beauty, they
enlarge rounde tend toward the corset
was-bete nore Of purss and delight Of menand
arrive unearhy charm by giving the nymph of eighteen
whole of outlines that she ought fifteen
this but clarifying chic the beauty forty-whom
painters seldom ob model because there always
man TO prevent It'll"
said. they pretend their eighteen
the man Of forty"
laughed Otero In times plump
may been danger to the and sefindugen
eighteen but the modern fine changes little be-
thryfve and fortyve AS for academcal purity of
line Incorporating painters scuptors
to give purity sentiment forty
twenty The episode Of Eberen classical Struck by
pure beauty of twentyhveyearod model tho famous
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30
Qualified PRAYER.

Marion's mother was i'll. and the
aunt who took her place at the head
of the household piled the children
with unaccustomed and sometimes dis
liked articles Of diet. One day, after
being compelled to eat onions. Marion
refused to say grace.
"Then you must sit at the table I'M
til you are ready to say III" was the
aunt's stern judgment. An hour or
so later, when the brilliant sunshine
and impatient calls Of her comrades
together comprised an irresistible APP
peal, Marion capitulated-thus:
"Oh, Lord. make me thankful for
having had to eat horrid old onions.
II you can do It. But I know you
can't"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

ed only temporary relief. Doan's Kid
ney Pills helped me at once and soon
was permanently cured. really feel
that Doan's Kidney Pills saved my
.life."
when Your Back is Lame. Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S."
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price 600.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

Henry G. Leon
hardt, Liberty st..
Sturgeon Bay. Wis.,.
says: my kidneys
were in such bad
shape. the kidney 80
cretions passed every
few minutes. ] doc
tored with the best
physicians and treat
ed with q prominent
specialist. but receiv.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30
HAVE you SUSPECTED vouR
kiDNEYsf
voUa

Thousands suffer from backachA
headache. dixxiness and WEAKNESS
without suspeoting their kidneys.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

doubt! Love
illness Is a liv-
ing thing made
Of b 9 a u I y,
charm. grace
A-s-s "a
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

sionai beauty OF the gay French capital.
She explained herself:
Il refer to fine women. In health and
the enjoyment Of rational luxuries, they
need only two things to triumph in the
charm of their full howering-will to
keep in condition. and mastery of that
pathetic disdain which tempts them to
stand back In the shadow"
SheSrose and paced the room with cat.
like grace She snatched mans hat
from the table. cooked It over her eye.
flung the end Of cloak over her shout
der. and struck an attitude.
i have our value impressed on me
ever in the Spanish Dance" she said
The grand dance of the flamenco!
What dance. monsieur. what drama!
1t is the whole of woman's life in three
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1911-09-30

OMAN 10 loveliest at
forty!"
The speaker herself
seemed never lovelier
than when admitting
forty-one years past. For
twenty years Paris has
called her The Beauti-
full Otero; and she IL
still at the height of for
tune as the most famous
Spanish dancer and the
most bejeweled profess
thA nou Erannh nc.Stcl
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
EXECUTIVE Dopy OF IOWA SUN.
DAY SCHOOL Assoc,ATIoh PR.
PARlNo8PRocRAM.
ARRANGING FOR ANNUAL
CONVENTION AT WATERLOO
Yearly Gathering Of State Assseiation
to Be Held June 4-e-Exseutivs
COMMITTEES Arranging Prearasss. q e
Secure Prominent speaksrs 3 ;nan J
eiai Budget Fer Ne.r IS Prepared.

!. .
Preliminary plans for the annual con-
vention OF the Iowa Sunday School
Association. which Is to be held at
Waterloo. June to s. We're prepared
at q meeting of the executive commit
tee OF the association held at the Rail-
road Y. NJ. C. A. Friday afternoon. All
Of the six members of the committee.
which includes the officers, were pres.,
ent.
A list OF prospective talent for the
convention has been prepared, it being
the object Of the committee. Rev. 8. NJ.
Perksin, of Davenport, president OF the
state association. said. to secure some
OF the most widely known Sunday
school workers in the country to
speak. No definite arrangements have
been made yet to secure any OF them
Take Up state Business.
Important questions Of business were
taken up by the committee. These Inc
cluded the preparation OF the financial
budget for the year. and apportionment
of funds for each county. The commit
tee is to open new system OF book
keeping for the state association. which
is to be great improvement over the
old methods. The committee meet ~
this city because OF its. central location.
Those who were present were Rev. 9.
NJ. Perkins, Davenport, president: Gem
orai Secretary F. F. Fitch. Des Moines;
Treasurer George A. Body. Des
Mc,nes; s. E. McCosh, Davenport: J.
N. Roberts. Jolley; and o. P. Bliss. DE-
agonal
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
PROGRESS WITH CHURCH
United Brethren Making Headway With
New Church Homo at Seventh, and
state-Go to Conference Next Week
With $1,000 Provided-sassment
Ready by Nov. 1.

Tomorrow will be the last Sunday
that the old building OF the United
Brethren will be occupied as church,
but further than the Sunday school
Will be held each week at the ]. D.
Plumb home. 500 West Main street, no
further plans have beer made for SER
vices.
Work on the new church building. at
the corner of State and Seventh streets.
is progressing nicely, and the present
objective is to sc. the basement COM
ple.ed by Nov. l. ready for occupancy
Tor services thru the winter.
workmen are engaged in placing the
ornamental stone for the entrance.
preparatory to starting the roof. The
cornice men are now at work. The
canvass for funds, which is In the
hands OF the pastor, Rev. c. E. Pill
grim, Is coming along nicely. and when
conference meets beginning next We'd
nesday. at Waterloo the pastor Will
repor, $4,000 Of the $4,000 necessary
provided for.
All of the soliciting so far has been
done outside of Marshalltown, and the
local canvass will begin after the con-
ference session.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
POTATO CROP TO BE FAIR.
Yield Will Bs Larger Than Was
Thoucht Il Would 30.

1t is claimed by some who are in
touch with the growers that the local
potato crop is going to be larger than
was supposed earlier in the season, on
account Of the dry weather. Some OF
the first Of the late potatoes have APP
peared in the market and the quality is
excellent A local jbbber of potato dig
ging machinery, who took orders from
retailers early in the season for potato
diggers TO be delivered during this
month. said this morning that NUM-
Der Of the orders were Cancelled during
the summer because the potato crop
prospect wAs 80 poor. Many Of these
orders have been replaced by telegraph,
with instructions TO rush the diggers
This he takes as an indication that the
crop is much-better than was supposed
it would be. Undoubtedly the good
rains during the present month have
helped the crop materially.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
RgALLy CURES BAD sroMAcHs.
oyspepsja, Heartburn, Gas or lndisss-
ten Relieved in Five Minutes and
You Feel Fine,

You FEEL Fine.
II your meals don't fit comfortably.
or you feel bloated after eating. and
YOU believe 1t Is the food which fills
you; II what little you eat lies like
lump Of lead on your stomach; If there
IS difficulty in breathing after eating.
eructations OF sour undigested food
and acid heartburn. brash or belch-
ing Of gas, YOU can make up your
mind that YOU need something to stop
food fermentation and cure Indiges-
tion.
To make every bite oe food you eat
aid In the nourishment and strength
OF your body. you must rid Your Stom-
ach Of poisons. excessive acid and
stomach gas. which scurs your entire
neal-interferes with digestion and
Gauges 80 many sufferers of Dyspep-
sia. Sick Headache. Biliousnes, Con
stipation Gripping etc Your case is
TO different-you are a stomach SUI
ferer though you may call IL by so''1e
other name: your real and only srou-
BILE Is that which YOU eat does not d.
gest. but quickly ferments and sours.
producing almost AIRY unhealthy con-
(litioa.
A case Of Papes Diapepsin will cost
so cents at any pharmacy here. and
will convince any stomach sufferer five
minutes after taking a single dose that
Fsrmenta ton and Sour Stomach Is
causing the misery of Indigestion.
No matter if YOU call yauc trouble
Catarrh Of the Stomach. Nervousness
or Gastritis. or by any other name
always remember that q certain cure
IL waiting at any drug store the mo-
ment you decide to begin IT'S use.
Pape's Diapepsin will regulate any
out of order Stomach within Eve min
,ltes. and digest promptly. without any
fuss or discomfort, all of any kind of
food you eat.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
LOCAL MARKETS.

Prices Paid 70 Farmers Dy Mssshali.
town Merehants.
The following prices are quoted by
Narsnalltown dealers Of the different
varieties Of farmers provisions. grain.
produce. ana poultry. also for hides.
tallow. wool, pelts. and skins
Robert BrusteT quotes the following
prices in trade until further notice:
Eggs-1s cents.
Butter-24 cents.
GRAINS
Z. E. Benedict & Co. will pay the
following prices a: their place Of busi-
ness in this city:
Corn-5s cents.
Oa.s-3s cents.
Timothy hay-3.e.
DAT straw-$6.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
lNTAoDuclNo QUA FALL suits.

pssniska Asady NsW g otsw the lat-
IA ct Weaeins Fabsiss.
Complete ASSESSMENTS are ready for
Your INSPECTION any time. have
bought the best that can be had In the
way OF materials, these goods are on
my counters. ], invite your careful in
.spection. compare the goods shown here
with others.
Clothes TO give satisfaction must not
only appeal to the wearer but they
must have that snug atssiE feeling
without being tight to Give perfect SER
vice to the ,wearer,
/ only employ the best Of .tailors and
guarantees that you will have perfect
fitting Suit II you have It made here.
Try new fall suit from Psenicka.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
.cRAP~ GAME sRokEN UP.

One Arrested; Warrant Out for Tive
Who Get Away.
A crap" game that was thriving un-
Ger the lee side of = piano box in the
alley north of Main street. between
Center and First avenue. Friday after
noon. was rudely broken UP and one OF
the three players was arrested by Mar
shall Clark. He gave the name of b.
Walker and was sentenced to thirty
days In Jail by Mayor Jones this morn
inx The other two PLAYERS got away.
hut warrants have been issued for
them.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
NEW FALL GOODS
ARE All In at 1915 West Main Street,
Benedict 4 Rrntnalrs-A Few Facts.

6eHSdICe q 81 IHs''s'' = = - :,
We have our new fall goods IN anu
We are showing larger and better
assortment than ever before. You can
depand on our prices being right \ you
consider quality. We own our own
store building so have no rent to pay.
We Go our own buying so have no buy
err TO whom we have to pay a per cent
and we buy for cash.
We have been in the dry goods bust
ness here for twentyseve years and
have endeavored to conduct our store
or good business principles. Z.
We do & credit business with, those
whose credit standing will warrant.
hence will be glad to give such accom-
nodatons to reliable parties.
We are here at your service.
BENEDICT & BRINTNALL.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
coLcREo VETERAN DEAD. ;
Thon,es Scott: Of Dcs Ms:nes, Sue
cur,ts 10 ApopIeet;c Seizure.

cun'es 10 ApopIeetic seizure.
Another death, also quite SUDDEN, oc-
CURED at the hospital. when Thomas
Scott, coloEed. aged IS, OF Des Moines.
passed away as the result of an apo
plsctic seizure. Mr. Scott was bonn at
Dixon. ILL.,. and served in both the Mis-
sissippi squadron and Company !.
Twenty ninth United States colored
troops HIS last enlistment was at
Chicago June IS. 1862. and his dis
charge dates from Braces, Tex. Oct.
-. 1854. A son. Charles Winfield Scott,
is supposed 70 live at 1913 Twenty fifth
street, Des Moines, but a telegram sent
to that address has not been replied to.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
w4gnl JAGGED OUT

Take Hersferds Acid Phosphate
Especially recommended as an invig-
orator to oyerworked body and brain.
A wholesome tonic.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
VETERAN DIES SUDDENLY.
Thomas A. Skrivan Passes Away With
out Warming.


Thomas A. ISkrivan, a member of the
soldiers home admitted from Leaven-
worth. Kan, June IA. 1907, died sud
denly at 4:25 this morning of valvular
disease of the heart ;Skrvan had been
up and returned to his bed from the
bath room. He had no sooner got back
into bed than those near him heard
him gasp and found him dead.
Mr. Skrivan was 81 years old. ana
was native of Bohemia. He served in
Company x, Twenty second Iowa in
fantry, in August. 1862, at Iowa City.
He was discharged in January. 1858. at
Davenport. His widow. Mrs. Nj. z.
Skrivan, lives at S25 Liberty street, To-
pe'sa. Kan. ard son, a. w. Skirivan.
resides at Daihar., Tex. kilograms
have been sent to. both.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
the PARTICULARS DRESSER

will Find Just the Clothes That He
Wants at Hopkins Z Sons.
You particular young fellows along
witt, the older men with more conser-
yative ideas IN the matter of dress Will
fnd pleasure and satisfaction by Sc
lectinx q suit or overcoat from one oil
the new browns or blue greys that we
are showing this season.
HOPKINS 4 SON,
The Popular Tailors.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
TO PREPARE, FOR CAMPAIGN.
General COMMITTEES Of Men and Re
Iio;on Movement to BE Chosen.

The provisional committee Of the
local churches and brotherhoods is to
meet at the Presbyterian church Sun
Gay afterneonsat 3 o'clock for the pur-
pose of making final arrangements to
select the general committee which is
to have charge OF the local campaign
of the Men and Religion Forward
Movement. The provisional commit
tee consists of the pastors and presi-
dents OF the brotherhoods and three
representatives from each brotherhood.
The general committee which is to be
chosen will have the same relation to
the campaign locally as the committee
of 100 has In the Des Moines campaign.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23

Cdeon Sunday evening with his COM
pany of sixteen prominent players IN
novel comedy scenic production IN
Politics. a play strictly up 70 tne
minute and brimful Of refined COMEDY
situations. Prices %. IS, so and 70
cents glsA
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23

ihg. 40 the 1 minimum temperatnre
Friday. compared with q and q the
sxtremes II temperature the day be-
fore. ~ 4 o'clock this morning the
temperature was 81, three degrees
warmer than at the same hour Friday
morning.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
GET OUT YOUR WINTER CLOTHES.
Now is the Time to Have Thorn Put il
Shape For Winter Wear.

Every year the question arises will
the old Suit do or will / have to buy
q new one. Well hunt them up. look
them over. II they are sound they
viii do Send them to US and We Will
CLEAN them and press them and make
them look as good as new. It may be
that they are q little worn. but II we
M them up for you. you can probably
get few months more wear out OF
them.
phone US and we will call and get
them ana return them.
AfARSHALLTOWN STEAM DYE
WORKS.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
CHECKS FOR prizes READY.

Fair Secretary Osoins Distribution et
Prize Money Monday.
The task Of preparing the checks for
the prize winners at the recent county
fair has been completed and. beginning
Monday, the checks will be given out
at the office Of Secretary W. NJ. Clark
In the First National Bank building.
Those entitled to them are expected to
call for them.
A meeting Of the executive commit
tee Of the fair association was held Fri
day afternoon for the purpose OF order
ing paid the many bills resulting from
the fairs. No other business was taken
i.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23
In Il. PGlie. Court.

N. Rocker, living near the corner OF
South and Third streets. was arrested
by the police Friday on charge OF
assault and battery filed by his house,
keeper He was fined SIS and the COSTS
by Mayor Jones this morning and given
untiI noon to pay it or serve four days
in Jail.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-09-23

Local Weather Record.
Eighty was the maximum and 81. the
at o'clock in the morn