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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Notice OF Dissolution.

Notice is hereby given that the part
nership heretofore existing under the
name og George Mckinley company
ia hereby dissolved by mutual consent.
Mr.. Il. Katz will retain tho accounts
and assume the liabilities, and con
tinue to represent the same compan-
les Of fire. bonding, liability ana ac-
oident insurance at No. 125 1-2 east
Center street. over Nelson's iewelry
store. E. I<atz
4-14-1mo
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
EAST RUFFALO.

East Buffalo n. Y. May i-CattlC
Receipts Is head; market slow anc
steady; prime steers ljM6 81
butcher grades 3H6.
CaIves-Receipts 900: head mlrke
active, 25c lower Gull to choice 75d
6 75
Sheep and lambs-Rcceipts $500;
market slow. easy sheep steady
choice lambs 3 7j@5 50; Gull to fali
4 75a5 60; ycarlings 4 1904 15 sheep "a
Is:
Hogs-Receipts 100, market fairly
active, lower yorkers 6 i5@6 80; pigs
6 50, mixed 6 35d6 40; heavy 25q
6 80; roughs 5d5 80; stays 4 5Oal 70
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
CHICAGO.

Chicago May i-Hogs Receipts %,
600: market be lower; mixed and
butchers 565@G %; good heavy 8 80
as 90: rough heavy 3 5Og5 6j; light
65G6 10; pigs jOW5 %,
Cattle-Receipt 5000; market
slow bcovcs 5OOa6 40: cows and he'll
crs 40@j 60; stockcrs and feeders
4m6 40; Texans GOG5 so; calves 25g
625.
Shoep-Reccipts $4,000 market
steady native 3Gti GO; western 25d
6o, lambs, native 25@6 io western
I 65GG 25.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Look Over all The
Catarrh Cannot be Cured.

BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
Deafness Is caused by an inilamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the Eu-
stachian Tube. When this tube is in
imperfect hearing and when II Is en-
tirely closed. Deafness Is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken
out and this tube restored To its normal
condition, hearing will he destroyed for.
ever; nine cases out of ten are caused by
Catarrh which Is nothing but an in
famed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We Will givo One Hundred Dollars fot
any case of Deafness (Caused by catarrhl
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure Send for circulars free.
Il. ]. CHENEY q CO. Props,
,tl Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa'
tiOn,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
AdnInls,rntor.s Nniicc.

Estate of Louise Bonner. deceased
Z, NOTICE Is hereby given that the un-
der3iRned has been appointed and
quahiied as Administrative with the
Will annexed OF the estate of Louise
Bonner,, late of Marion County. Ohio,
l., Dated this 18th day OF April. A. d..
4.2O-3tth Marion SoST Ohio
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

rion. $1,000.
Bennett a. Triton TO Elizabeth
triton two lots in Marion $500.
David Vcs.al to the Marion board
Of education lot i'm Marion $1,000
Harriet Wintringham to Nellie
wintrlngham part OF lot in Marion
t251
John weircl< to NJ. N. Roberts 100
lcres i'm Tully township $7.JQo
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
BLOW FALLS ON
Continued From Page one.

statements showed Lowry to have
been enmeshed in circumstances that
were easily explainable. He told of
Lowry being asked to accompany
Representative George II. Nye TO act
as witness i'm catching the alleged
bribera.
"lf you believe the speaker of this
house, you believe me end If you be-
ieve me, you must bclitye Or, Lowry
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Notice of Annointmnn,

ceased.
The, undersigned have been appoint
cd and qualified as administrators with
tic VIII annexed of the estate of Har-
deceased.
Dated at Marion. Ohio. this 18th day
or April, a. d.. 1911.
Alexander l.. ID. Brady,
Mary Ann DeLong.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

innocent" said Ratlin. "Dr. Lowry
was picked out because Of his spot.
less reputation"
Lowry wept as Ratlin spoke for
him. Ratllff declared the Legislators
should be careful i'm their expressions
OF opinion as what they say went far
TO mold public sentiment.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

WANTED-Thc people OF Marion and
vicinity to take advantage Of the
following special club discounts on
White Sewing Machines. A few
words to your ncighbors may save
you and them money This offer
includes all styles OF White Ma
chimes, either for cash or on time.
For club of 2 members. 81 each.
amount saved 81; for club of 3
members, SO each, amount saved
so; for club % members, 81
each, amount saved SIG: for club
OF 8 members So each, amount saw
ed $25. A. S. Keeler at Finley's Art
Store, 1870 S. Main st.
4-i-12teod
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

Although one-fourth of the area
of SaXony is wooded the Kingdom sell
dom has serious forest fire because
of the vigilance OF the foresters and
rigid laws for the prevention of such
fires.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Nnticn of Appointment.

Estate of Annie Il. McNeal. de-
ceased
The undersigned has been appoint,,
ed and qualified as administrators ol
the estate of Annie +. McNeal. late OF
Marion county deceased. o.
Dated at Marion. ohio TINS Zoth
day of April. a. D.. 1911.
wy j.. u. McNcal.
A Il. McNcal.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Shoe Repairing.

THAT SHOE REPAIRING can be
quickly done while you walt In
comfortable place; work ana style
guaranteed. Also sell best oak tan
leather, nails, shoe polish. Shoe
shining parlor. Louis Jevas, 1Al
N. Mali st. open evenings.
5-16-1yJ
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Notice of Annnlnimnnt

Estate Of Maria Ullman deceased
The undersigned has been appoint
cd ana qualified as executrix OF the
estate of Maria Ullman. late OF Marion
county, deceased
day of April A. D.. 1911
Emma Amberg,
1- aU- Nt IN Mn Ilnli nhin
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Notice of AppoIntmcn,

Estate of Jennie Peterson. deceased.
The Undersigned has been appoint
Cd and qualified as administrator of
The estate of jennie Peterson. late of
Marion county. deceased
Dated at Marion. Ohio. this 25th
day OF March. A. d.. 1911.
Fred Il. CUTLERY.
1-SO-Jt tn Marion Ohfn
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Teeth.

DO YOU WANT to save youth teeth?
1t means health and happiness tc
you If you do. Consult DR.. Lawson
dentist, and he will give you honest
advice as to their needs.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Glasses Fitted.

=. s. LUNGER, NJ D., South Main
street, fits glasses, removes aden
oids. new treatment Cor catarrh
and deafness. Onice hours, 8 to IL
1 to 8. Telephone IS.
b-13-th-fr-sat, 1yl
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
THE MARKETS.
TOLEDO GRAIN.

Toledo, O., May 4.--Whcat-Cash
O3 1-2; May 03 H.; July 80 IA; Sep
tcmbcr 30 Is
Corn-Cash 55 Ia; May Go; July
81 IL; September 55 S-S.
Oats-Cash and May 80 H.; july
80 3-S; September "a rs.
Rye-Not quoted.
Cloverseed--Cash $50; October and
December 100, March 1872 1-2.
AIslke-Prime 0; August S.
Timothy-Prlmo $40.
Butter, eggs and hay--Uncbansed.
~ CHICAGO GRAIN.
Chicago, May l,-@'Whsat -rMay -6p-
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

WANTED--A blacksmith ana wood
worker for general carriage work.
Steady job. Good wages. Inquire
Monday evening at Hotel l<umfort
6 TO 10. SILT pd.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

With a view to horses comfort a
Philadelphian has invented a check
rein operating from the sides Of the
head instead OF from the top.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
PITsBURG LIvEsTOCK.

Pittshurg. pa, MAY l--Cattle--
Receipts light; market steady; choice
6@6.i5; prime 5.75R6; common i.7O
p5,35, veal calves 6GtG.5O.
sheep and lambs--Reccipts light.
market strong; primo wethers 3,S56i
40; good mlXcd 3.60@ G.SO; fair
mixed 3.l0M3.5; lambs 305.65.
spring lambs 601l.
Hogs-'Receipts 10 doubledecks;
market lower; prime heavy hogs q
$50; mediums c,40Q6.45; heavy
workers. 6.5O light yorkers $500
G.55i pigs 6.55Q66o; roughs 5Q5.25i
stays fG4,25.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

WANTED hear from n respect
able lady who wants to keep board
crs, or roomers; one with some cX-
pcricncc i'm either preferred; good
proposition to the right party. Nd
dress IS" care of this office.
5-2-3t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE--I am booking orders
now for eggs for spring Matching
from my exhibition Barred Ply
mouth Rocks. No better birds in
Marion county. They are also bred
TO lay eggs. 800 per IS eggs. $500
per so eggs. Baby chicks spe-
clalty. w. 10. Finch, Phone 1919
3-1-tf.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

for lunch counter
and dishwashcr. Apply at once to
Manager G. & T.. Eating House, or
phone 40. j-4-3tp
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
unnecessary Burr Nurseries, Man
chester, Conn. 1tp

NANTED-Fosition to do houscwork
by lady with a child or some one
to board child six months old. See
Annie lIabcrman at Busy Bee OF
address Maggie Haborman, city.
1tpd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

WANTED--A fresh COW; must he "a
good butter maker. G. u. BOm-
bargcr, City. 20-3t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE-TIousehOld goods, on
account of parties leaving city;
goods can he seen Sunday, May Z.
afternoon and evening. ON sale
Monday. May 8, only. II. l.. Her
man, 31j S. Vine street. 5-4-3t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE--A 5-room house on La
tourcttc street. first house north OF
Bennett street; look at this house
and come and see me. w. X. Sny-
der. 3G1 Pearl street. 5-3-6tp
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Wanted.

wANTED--Ladies to bring combings
and have puffs, curls, switches,
transformations, etc, made to or
der, by Mrs. Charles Welch, 234
North Prospect street just north Of
railroads. All hair rooted. Work
guaranteed. Phone 1903.
12-2S-tf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
4-i-12teod

WANTED-,,awn movers to sharpen
Work guaranteed. Phone 5-23I
4-27-Gtpd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

LoST-Gold trimmed glasses on David
between Sugar aud Wood streets,
late Tuesday afternoon. Finder
please return to Mirror Office or II.
G.. ThompsOn's, 1119 Wood street
4-26-8tpd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE-Eggs for Matching from
White Plymouth Rock, u. II. Fishel
strain, $3.50 for Is eggs; also 200
egg size incubator. Mr.. David
Neidhart, II. n. d. No. l. Phone
1904 4-10-1mop
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

MOVING. TRANSFER AND sToR-
AGE--We move. crate, store and
do transfere work OF any kind.
Phone 1905. s. Knoch. S22 Bel
mont.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

LOST-A Ladies gold watch hunting
case with name of owner engraved
inside case. on the street Saturday
evening between and s o'clock.
Finder please return to 268 Edward
street and receive reward.
5-i-3t. pd.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE-Rubber tired buggy 10
goou condition. VIII sell cheap.
Telephone 1856 or R-1G6t. 26-3t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
Michigan Farmsl

-
Farms for sale or trade. 80
acres $1,000. IL miles 90
school, 4 milcslO small town,
8 Ia miles 20 market town
10000 population, 4 Ia mile
10 lake with good fishing, splen-
did sand loan soil adapted to
general farming, 20 acres un'
der cultivation, free from
stnlnps, 5 acres OF second
growth timber, Oaa and maple.
1000 cords OF stove wood,
plenty OF saw timber for build
Ing purposes. 1 i-2 story frame
house, t8x2S addition 1920,
good well OF water, small barn.
Terms s1,1OO cash, balance 20
suit purchasers, 0 per cent In
terest.
.'0,sa1aSoA. T.. SCOTT.
~ aais Il. Box a., City.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

5000 PEOPLE---wanted In Marion
to use Sure Shot Remedy for neu.
ralgia and rheumatic trouble. Lab.
oratory, 316 north state. For
sale by all druggists. Sure Shot
Remedy Co. 2-13-ti
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

en- o. H., close 90 o-S; July. open
SS as, close 80 Ia.
Corn---May, open 90 les, close
80 SIS; July, open 81, close 81 1-2.
Oats-May, open 81, close 81 Us:
July, open 81 Is, close 81 SIS.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE--Onc Vcrnus Martin bed,
one quarter oak dresser, 6 dining
chairs, baby carriage and stoves.
1876 Breen st. 27-3tp
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

LEARN-kut0mob Business We
teach you at home. Get you s25.-
900 weekly Job. $1,000 weekly
while learning Rochester Auto
School. Rochester N. Y.
S-2-3mo.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE--At bargain, a folding
buggy. in good condition.; can bo
changed from a Onc-seated buggy
TO a two seated carriage in an in
stant. ulsoI real estate of every
description Philip Bauer, 112 1-3
S. Main st. 5-3-5td-1twk
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
For Sale.

FOR SALE-Barred Plymouth Rock
eggs for Matching from my best
pens. price reduced to as cents for
balance OF season.
William Fies, s45 S. Prospect st.
Marion Ohio
4-29-Tu- SAT- D. Fri Wk-tf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04

FOR SALE-Hatching eggs OF pure
bred S. G. White Lcghorns and Of
best layers. $1.OO per 1s eggs; 50
per so eggs. f. L. Baseler, Marion,
o., II. II. 7. Phone 1902.
4-17-1mo pd.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-05-04
For Rent.

FOR RENT'--Four-room nat; central
ly located; rent reasonable. Inquire
of +. A. Stengel, optician, 1870 south
State street. Attest
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
The Magpie CeiIina.

One of the apartments in The fin. clent royal palace at Cintra. Porturai
 ls known as the Hall of Magpies
 falnted in the arabesque ceiling is to De Iound swarm of magpies. Each has in the mouth a scroll. on which
 painted in red on 6 white ground. are the words, "Por bem." The story runs that King John of Portugal was
 making love to one of the maids of honor In this chamber and was sur prised by the queen. His majesty made .ne pest of the circumstances and ex- plalned to the queen, "E DOT bem minka sacre' con, it is nothing at all It is qulte right There is no harm in it"). As 10 whether the queen was satisfied the legend is silent, but the ladies of the court were deeply interested and were constantly saying to one another with smile, "Por bem! Por bemw The King thought it time to act, so he com mlssloned an artist to paint on the ceiling as many magpies as there were talkatlve ladies about the court, each holding in the beak the ribbon with the words. "Por ."-London Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
Fate of Portugai's Homer.

"The Lusiad" Is one of the noblest records ever written of national glory and success. Camoens, its gifted au- thor, determined to do for Portugal what Homer had done for Greece. The great poem was written in the six teenth century, which has been called the heroic age of Portugal, and its main feature is the rounding of the Cape of Good Hope by Vasco da Cana, While most interesting episode is the crowning after death of Inez de Castro as queen of Portugal "The Lusiad" took it's name from Lusius, Who was said 10 have founded Lisbon It's author was born about 152O, and his career, which began brilliantly. was blighted by the death of a broker heart of the lady of his love. for whose sake he was banished from the land He wrote "The Lusad' in his banish- ment and was recalled in 1511, losing on the way all his property except his poem Pensioned at first by the king, this great epic poet of Portugal died in great poverty in 1570. when his patron was also dead.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
Down In a Coal Mine.

To the ear accustomed to the con- stant sound of a living world the still ness of a coal mine, where the miles of crosscuts and entries and the un- yielding walls swallow up all sounds and echo is a silence that is complete. but as one becomes accustomed to the silence through long hours of solitary work sounds become audible that would escape an ear less trained The trickling murmur of the gas the spat- tering fall of a lump of coal loosened by some mysterious force from cranny in the wall. the sudden knock ing and breaking of a stratum far up ir. the rock above or the scurry of a rat off somewhere in the darkness strike on the ear loud and startling Tho eye. too, becomes trained to pene- trate the darkness, but the darkness is so complete that there is limit-the limit of the rays cast by the pit lamp. Joseph Husband Atlantic.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
Portuguese and Goldfish.

It is an interesting fact that the fish ermen of northern Portugal started and developed the fishing industry on the banks of the northern coast of America. and. though they now send fewer ships. their taste for salt cod from Newfoundland is unabated-in fact. it is a national Portuguese dain- 'ty It is found in every little grocery shop. hard and brown as board. A number of Portuguese have made their home on the islands to the south of the mainland of Massachusetts. and there the dark eyes of the Iberian maiden. raven locks and a certain pie turesque element in dress are not in- frequent. This connection with Por- tugal dates back many years. the ships of Marthas Vineyard bridging the distance over sea and returning with Portuguese crews.-Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
A TKRIL.LlNi RIDE.
Tho Piano Run a Frenchrnan Gave 6
 loeomotive Engineer.

Iho fiEnn CsJn fenchrnan CaVo
 Locomotive Engineer.
 "I was lettering around the streets last night" said Jim Nelson, one of the old locomotive engineers running into New Orleans As had no.l.ug to do dropped into a concert and heard sleek looking Frenchman play 8 plano in way that made me feel all over in spots. AS soon as he sat down on the stool l knew by the way he handled himself that he understood the machine he was running. He tapped the keys away up one end. just as if they were gauges and he wanted to see if he had water enough Then he looked up as if he wanted to know how much steam he was carrying, and the next moment he pulled open the throttle and sailed on to the main line as if he was half an hour late. You could hear her thunder over culverts and bridges and getting faster and faster uny.l thc fellow rocked about In his seat Ike I cradle. Somehow l thought i, was old 36 pulling a pas senger tram and getting out of the way of a special. The fellow worked the keys on the middle division like lightning, and then be flew along the north end of the line until the drivers
 went around liAe d buzz saw and 1 gol excited, .Ah0Ut t.lc time l was fixing to tell him to cut her off little he kicked the dampers under the machine xryf1 lNl Al, back in the tender. and how he dld run! l couldn't stand Ii any longer. and yelled to him that he was pound luS ia the left side, and If he wasn't careful he'd drop his ash pan. Bu; he didn't hear. No one heard me. Everything was flying and whizzing
 Telegraph poles on the side of the track looked like row of cornstalks and trees appeared to be a mudbank and all the time the exhaust of the old machine sounded like the hum of a bumblebee. 1 tried to yell out, but my tongue wouldn't move. He went around the curves like bullet, slipped an eccentric, blew out his soft plug
 went down grades fifty feet to the mile and not a controlling brake set She went by the meeting point at 9 mile and half :. minute, and calling For more steam. My hair stood III straight. because 1 knew the game was up Sure enough, dead ahead of us was the headlight of special In d da:e 1 heard the crash as they struck, and l saw cars shivered into atoms. people smashed and mangled and bleeding and gasping for water. l heard anot her crash as tue French professor struck the deep keys away down on the lower end of the southern division. and then came to my senses. There he was at dead standstill, with the door of the frebox of the machine open. wiping the perspiratio off his face and bowling to the people before him. If live to tx. thousand years old I'll never fors:et the ride that Frenchman gave me oil piano. Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
eurnine . pi.mond.

The diamond was first burned by Davy and Faraday in 1874. It was held on a platinum rod in . glass globe of twenty-two cubic inches of pure hydrogen and the Duke of Tus- cany's burning glass u lens of four, teen inches and one of three inches separated six and one-half feet-cop- centrated the suns heat. In three quarters of an hour the stone burst Into a scarlet flame. Ont of focus 1t blazed four minutes and was con sumed In two more trials.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
\ se.rtan Fath.e.

Recently first year high school pu- pill he nded her history teacher what she evidently considered an exhaustive and final study of Lacedaemonian cus- toms. In 1t she stated that one Spar tan habit of strengthening youth was to compel the boys to sleep always on beds and thistles.
 The incident reminds one of story that Is told of one of the Camerons of LOchiel.
 The chief. when bivnuacking with his son in the snow. noticed that the lad had rolled up a snowfall to mako pillow. He therelpnn rose and kick cd 1t away. saying sternly., ':No ef- feminacy. boy!'-Youth's Companion
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
eat.

Little things like bacilli will live in a temperature of above 211 degrees r Experimental observations of stokers have shown that man Is a cousin to the salamander Dante made six fiery circles of hell and felt constrained tc resort to ice for the seventh and last condemnation of souls. Heat. in other words. is a relative term. Heat is benefcient if you like things hot. l, depends on the point of view. Heat ia supposed to be enervating The hook, worm Is engendered by 1t. But. then a race horse will go much faster on s hot day than cool one. The Heroes, rays of the sun appear to lubricate the joints. There are various kinds of heat. such as just common. everyday heat, prickly heat and the heat of de. bate. ctc.--Kansas City Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
Adam and Eve.

II hope this expulsion of ours is not going to iniure our social position" .sa,d Eve ruefully.
 T guess not replied Adam. ''They can't stop us from being one of the very first families. whatever they do"
 II don't find our names here i'll the Social Register. said Eve. looking the volume over.
 Look under 'Dilatory Domlciles.' my love" said Adam as he went out and named the jackass after himself.- Harpers Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18

A long, slow friendship Is the lbes' long. slow .enuity the dradlleas. - Merriam z \
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
Wanted 1t We'll Hidden.

Little Bobby was too polite to say he wanted a big piece of the turkey. but he said he would like piece of the chest, where the wishhOne was. only he didn't want to find the wish hone too quick. Magazine
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
A pithv Sermon.

Here is the pithiest sermon ever preached: "Our ingreSs Into life is naked and bare. our progress through life is trouble and care. our egress out of it we know not where: but. doing well here. we shall do well there. could not tell more by preaching vonrv
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
s,.vino Safe.

Johnny" saas the teacher. ''this is the third tune have had to punish you this week. Why are you 70 uaugh tyr
 "'Because," answered the incorrigi- ble youngster. grandpa says the good dc young. and l ain't takin' any chances. s."-Chicago NewA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
Excluded.

Ascum-Well. well: congratulate YOU. old man. And how is the baby in be named? Popley-By my w!fe's ,eople. 1t seems-Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-02-18
H Was This Way.

"I suppose the father gave the bride away"
 .Not exactly. He gave a million away and threw her in."-Phlladel phia Ledger.