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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-03-15
County Auditor.

We are authorized to announce Arthur
c. Gregg, of Howe township, as a candi'
date for County Auditor, subject to the
decision of the Republican voters at the
primaries.
We are authorized to announce George
II. Warden, of Hickory township, as
candidate for County Auditor, subject to
the decision of the Republican voters at
the primaries.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-03-15
$l,74S 48

Assets.
Balance in hands of Treasurer....$ 73l SO
Due from County Treasurer..... 452 80
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-03-15
Bank Statement.
No. 5OSS.

No. 5O3S.
DEPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
II THE FOREST COUNTY NATION
AL BANK AT TIONESTA, in the State
of Pennsylvania, at the close of business
March Z, 1911.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-03-15
Treasurer.

We are authorized 10 announce Nelson
G. Cole, of Green township, as a candidate
for Treasurer subject to the decision oi
the Republican voters at the primaries.
We are authorized TO announce W. II.
Brszee, of Kingsley township, as candi-
date for Treasurer, subject to the decision
of the Republican voters at the primaries.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1911-03-15

We are authorized to announce S. X.
Maxwell, of Tionests, as a candidate for
Prothonotsry, &c , subject to the decision
of the Republican voters at the primaries,
We are authorized to announce Asa h.
Sigworth, of jerks township, as csndi-
date for Prothonotary, &c, subject TO the
decision of the Republican voters at The
primaries
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22

telligent, rich and populous, indeed one
of the for emost counties in the Sta,e,
we have actually become a laughing
stock at Annapolis as to the quality of
our Legislative representation. This VAS
not so in the days when nen like Alex
ander Evans, Geo. P. Whitaker, Henry s.
Magraw, Hiram Mccullough, James B.
Groome, Clinton Mccullough, William j.
Jones, George Ricketts,, James McCauley
and others like them thought it right and
worthy that they should stand for and
speak for their county's interests in the
legislative body. OF late years such men
have not been our representatives. and
the way has therefore been opened for
political bosses and manipulators to foist
all manner of vicious legislation upon
our people. This action of Mr.. Warbur-
tons marks the dawn of new era, we
trust; the beginning of better civic
spirit when the best of our men will
not stand back at the call of public
service.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22

THE EDITOR OF THE NEWS GOES
LONG WAYS OUT OF HIS WAY TO
MnSREPRESENT US AIS ATTACKING
THE SCHOOL BOARD BECAUSE WE
WANT TO KNOW WHY THE SCHOOL
EXPENSES FOR LAST YEAR WE'RE
NOT PAID OUT OF LAST YEARS LEVY.
THIS SAME EDITOR OF THE NEWS
KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL WHAT
HAS CAUSED THE FINANCIAL STRESS
IN THE SCHOOL SITUATION; ONLY
HE DOES NOT DARE SAY WHAT 1T is;
FOR WHILE TREASURER OF THE
SCHOOL BOARD HE is LIKEWISE THE
RECIPIENT OF VERY LARGE FINAN-
CIAL FAvoRS FROM THE OFFICE OF
THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS, AND
HE is AFRAID OF GETTING IN BAD"
WITH THESE POWERS THAT BE.
BUT 1T WOULD SAVE THE EDITOR OF
THE NEWS A GOOD DEAL OF HARD
SIDE-STEPPING IF HE WOULD JUST
COME OUT AND TELL THE TRU I'll,
THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING
BUT THE TRUTH. WILL HE? HARD
~
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22
A HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT

IN another column William T. Maf-
burton, Esq, announces his Willingness
to serve this county in the House OF
Delegates. This is a most gratifying
announcement-one that must give Pc
culiar pleasure to every citizen who
thinks on its m Gaming. When a man of
Mr.. Warburton's years and professional
standing consents to forego his personal
affairs and personal comfort for an once
which has for him neither special honor
nor financial emolument, it shows high
sense of civic devotion that ought to
merit our admiration and emulation. II
has become all too customary for men
of affairs in this county to shirk the
responsibilities of public Lffice. And
the county suffers in consequence. In
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22
PERRYKILLE

Mr.. and Mrs. James Norris spent few
days last week with relatives at Edge
wood.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Fisher spent
few days last week in Atlantic City.
Miss Alverta Jones Is visiting in Will
niington.
Mrs Hepburn Benson and children, Of
Philadelphia, were the guests OF Ms.
NJ. J. Owens the past week.
Mrs. Charles Crawford spent Monday
last in Philadelphia.
Mrs. Guinevan and children, OF Ala
bama are the guests of Miss Mollie CARD
ner.
Miss Helen Little is spending some
days in Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. ID. Craig were Will
mington visitors last week.
Mrs. William Smith has returned home
after a pleasant trip to Bloomfield, N.
j., and Philadelphia.
Mr.. Burke Little, Of Baltimore, spent
Sunday last with his family here.
Misses Robbie and Helen letters, OF
Middle River. are spending some time
with Mr.. Harry Gallon and family.
Mrs. Good, Of Philadelphia, was the
guest OF her son, Mr.. Jomn Good the
pas. week.
Mr.. John D. Culley, Of Norwich, Con-
necticut, and Mrs. G. G. Culley, Of Nc
Calls Ferry visited Mr.. Milton Culley
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22
ANSWERS!

THE school expenses were levied for
in last years levy. Why were they nc:
PAID out of last years levy? Why is it
now claimed that they cannot be paid
unless the Commissioners of the county
enough out of next years levy to re-
place the amount borrowed? How can
they take this amount of next years
levy, (Which has been already made)
without cutting into that levy by just
the amount borrowed and thus facing
precisely the same situation as to a de-
felt which they face today? And how
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22

State of Maryland, County of Cecil, IS:
l, Chas. B. Finley. Cashier Of the above named
bank, do solemnly swear that the above state
ment is true to the best of my knowledge and
belief.
cHAS. B. FINLEY, Cashier
correct-Attest:
FRANK r. SCOTT,
FRED'K T. HAINES,
REUBEN HAINES,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22

then would this borrowing money BUSH
ness ever come to an end? And by what
authority or right are we to allow Ga,
public officials to go on forever SPEND
ing what they please without any refer
ence to the levy THAT is to the county's
income) and then doctor the record by
the utterly unlawful act of borrowing
money on the county's credit
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22
House Of Delesates

/ hereby announce that l shall submit
my candidacy for the Republican nomi-
nation to the House of Delegates to the
voters of my party at the primary cleo
tion of August 10Th, prox. (Signed)
WILLIAM T. WARBURTON.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22
CANDIDATE CARDS
Judge Of OrphAns' Court

| hereby announce myself as candi-
date for Judge Of the Orphans Court,
subject to the decision of the Democrat
primaries. MILTON s. SENTMAN.
jy is So
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22
Sheriff

/ hereby announce my candidacy for
Sheriff at the coming primary, subject
to the rules of the Republican party, and
respectfully solicit your support.
]. MYRON MILLER.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1911-07-22

Subscribed and sworn to before me this 9th
day of june, 1911.
June 1i-4t JOHN A. MORGAN. Notary Public
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

natndrum, Idaho, Sept. 10. 1911

natnorum, Idaho, Sept. 10, 1911.
Notice Is hereby given that separ-
s'e sealed bids will be received by the
BOARD Q! Trustees Of the Village OF
hathdrum, Idaho. up to October !.
1911, for the construction OF and
furnishing all material for wooden
SIDEWALKS for each Of the following
described propertie,:
Sidewalk ITO feet long nm
tressle feet high and with railing
Lot 10, Block G, Rathdrum, abuttinv
% C@ur d'Alene street. burns pro-
pertY.)
sidewalk ITO feet long, Lot !.
Block L. Rathdrum.
Sidewalk 200 feet long extend
log south from southwest corner Of
Lot !, Block L. Rathdrum.
Sidewalk ITO feet long, Lot s,
Block F, Rathdrum, AUDITING on
Mccartney street.
Sidewalk 80 feet long. Lot l.
Block K, Rathdrum, AUDITING on
Mccartney street.
Sidewalk % teet long. Lot A.
Block K. Rathdrum, AUDITING on
Mccartney street.
Sidewalk los feet long, Block
3. East End addition, AUDITING on
Main street.
Sidewalk 1874 feet long, Lots
IL, l3 and IA. Block A, Posts addi-
ton, abutting on County avenue.
Schuyler property
Sidewalk 80 feet long. Lot 4,
Block B. Posts addition. advent
church property
lO.-Sidewalk 30 feet long, Lot S.
Block B, Posts addition.
IL Sidewalk 80 feet long, Lot 6,
Block B, Posts addition.
l2.--Sidewalk 80 feet long, Lot 6,
BLOCK G. Posts addition.
All Of said sidewalks to be 8 feet, 4
inches wide, OF 2x6 plank, surfaced
on one side, laid crosswse on three
2x6 strlngeIs, each plank to be nailed
securely to said stringers with six 90
penny nails; said sidewalks to be
built 10 accordance with the provi-
sions Of Ordinance No. IS.
Said sealed bids to be filed with the
clerk OF the board on or before Octo-
Der 8, 1911.
J. R. NJ. CULP, Village Clerk.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
Local Paragraphs.

Autumn began this week and
another summer has gone into the
past.
Oats harvested by F. L. Runyon
on the H. M. Stoutenburg place
yielded 81 bushels an acre.
The Rathdrum State band will
furnish the music for a grand
harvest ball to be given at Fra
ternal hall September 80.
Word from Rev. B. E. Koontz,.
the new superintendent of the
Ceur d'Alene district of the Nj. E.
church, says that he will be here
to hold quarterly meeting Satur.
day night and Sunday morning at
the local Methodist church.
The Northern Pacific Ry. COM
pany has had men employed this
week planking the Mccartney and
Mill street crossings, as recently
requested by the village trustees.
The improvement will be noticed
by people driving over these
streets in the future.
A case Of smallpox. the first in
Rathdrum for several years, is re-
ported in the household of Prof.
NJ. G. Everett, Miss Berthe Everett
the professors sister, being ill
with the disease. The home is
quarantined, Professor Everett re-
naming out. The case is said to
be of mild form.
Snow was seen on the summit Of
Rathdrum mountain last Saturday.
Rain visited this section Friday
and Saturday, but the weather has
since been alternately clear and
cloudy. Snow has also been re-
ported on the mountains 10 the
east and on Old Badly, the high
peak near St. Joe.
The village trustees have had
Lester Satchwell with team and
two men employed the past week
raking up and hauling off the rock
on the east end of First street
which was graded last spring.
The improvement in the street is
now quite noticeable.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
Administrators Sale

A public auction sale will he held
at my place q miles southeast OF
Rathdrum Wednesday, October 4, III
at 1870 p. m, to the highest bidder
for cash, gold coin of the U. s., the
following personal property of the W.
S. Lancaster estate:
/ team, tanning mill, scale. l
hay rake. mower, l grain drill. !
set single harness, buggy, cutter,
| gang pillow. ] force pump.
G. G.. LANCASTER.
Administrator Estate of
w. S. Lancaster, deceased.
81 Sept l5-29.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

M. e. CHURCH, Rev. A. ". Luce, Pas
tor. Services every sunday morning NJ II
o'clock and every Sunday evening
at 1880 o'clock; EpwOrth League Ut $50
D. m, Prayer meeting every Wednesday NJ
I: 80 O'Clock p. m. and Sunday School At 10 y.
m, every Sunday.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
TRUSTEES SPECIAL MEETING
Call For Bids to Build Twelve
Sidewalks.

Call For Bids to Build Twelve
Sidewalks.
At special meeting of the
village trustees Tuesday evening
the board authorized a call for
separate sealed bids for the con-
struction of twelve pieces Of wood
en- sidewalk to be built in various
parts of town, the bids to be filed
on or before Oct. 7.
Three bids, submitted by o. S.
Kinds, E. w. Cady and 6. w.
Anstine, for the construction of the
sidewalk in front of the Won Hes
teen property, were opened, and
the contract was awarded to G.
w. Anstine for $32. so, the lowest
bid.
The board authorized L. E
Kirkpatrick to employ F. L.
Northway to build a concrete
crosswalk across First street or
the west side Of Gray street.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
Obituary..

Clarence Marvin. youngest child Of
James W. and Rosa Sylvester, was
born March II. 1911, and died Sept.
II, 1911, aged six months.
The funeral was conducted from
the home of Mrs. G. w. Sylvester.
Monday, Rev. A. W. Luce Of the
Methodist church officiating.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED
Miss Chaffee Visited by Pupils
and Friends.

No one was more pleasantly sur
prised than was Miss Catherine
Chaftee, when on last Friday even
ing crowd of friends gathered at
her home and, taking possession,
proceeded to enjoy the evening.
Games and music furnished the
entertainment. Late in the even
ing dainty refreshments were
served.
Those present were: Ferne
Berry, Minnie Berry, Ruth and
Margaret Maule, Berna Bradbury,
Mildred and Elsie Bourn, Bertha
Sylvester, Erma Cady, Selah
Ernsberger, Dorothea Wenz,
Dorothy Hoffman, Beulah Klopf,
Nellie McRoberts, Gladys Dyer,
Daisy Peters, Jean Wenz, Gather
inc Chaffee, Mrs. Alice Williams,
Nellie Edwin, Emma Picker, Mrs.
M. A. Walker. Elmer Young,
Howard Bradbury, Albert Knut-
son. Clarence Sylvester, Rudolph
Beseke, Paul Reiniger, Milton
Bourn, Gail McNett, Noel Taylor,
Donald Mcmillan and George Syl-
vester.
Miss Chaffee and her mother,
Mrs. Williams, lett on Wednesday
morning for their former home in
Bozeman, Montana. They have
the best wishes Of their many
friends.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

An article that has real merit
should In time become popular. That
such is the case with ChambeTiain's
Cough Remedy has been attested by
many Dealers. Here Is one Of them.
H. w. Hendrickson, Ohio Falls. Ind. !,
writes. "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
IS the best for coughs, colds and
Group, and is my best seller" For
sale by all dealers.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

CATHOLIC CHURCH. Services every End
and 4th Sunday VI each month. On the.
SECOND Sunday at 10 o'clock. and on the
fourth Sunday at eight o'clock. Rev. Father
Vanden Berg, Pastor
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CIlURCH--Rev.
w. J. Thompson. Pastor. Su ndn ySchOOl 10 a:nls
morning service II o'clock. Christian En-
deayor Ut 6;3O D. m. Evening service ut 7:30
Prayer meeting every Wednesday evening.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

II you knew of the real value of
.Chamberlain's Linlment for lame
back, soreness of the muscles, sprains
and rheumatic pains, you would
never wish TO be without 1t. For
sale by all dealers.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
VALUATION GIVEN
GU I
Rathdrum Property Assessed at
$27o, 900.

Rathdrum Property Assessed at
$27o, 900.
The total valuation of all taxable
property within the corporate
limits of the town of Rathdrum
for 1911 is $27o, 900, as certified
to the village clerk Wednesday Of
this week by County Auditor D.
E. Dandy. This is an increase.of
$40, 900 over the valuation of last
year.
On this valuation the q.8 mills
state and county levy fixed by the
county commissioners will raise
$2646 in taxes. The 10 mills
special levy fixed by the village
trustees, will, if allowed to stand,
raise an additional $4,000. 1t is
possible. however, that this levy
will be reduced, since in the an
nual estimate made in June it was
intended to raise only $3.50, which
would require only levy of ia
mills instead of 10. The special
school levy, not yet fixed, will
probably be or 10 mills more.
All special levies must be certi-
fed to the county assessor about
October Ist.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

GERMAN METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH--SabbAth school l0a. M; Preach
Ing service II d. m; Catechism. .Saturdays.3
o'clock Those who understand the German
language are cordially invited l.. Gaiscr
pastor
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
To Serve Supper.

The ladies Of the Presbyterian
church will give a CSC supper Oct. s,
at the Presbyterian church.
The menu will consist of cold ham,
potato salad, cabbage salad. apple
Jelly, white and brown bread, apple
and pumpkin pie. baked apples, cake,
pickles, tea and coffee.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
Personal Mention.

Goods arriving daily at Remer's.
Max Reiniger was home from Spo.
ksne over Sunday.
Children's hats on sale at Mrs.
Walkers, Saturday.
John H. Hoffman has returned
from 40 absence OF six weeks and re-
sumed bis former position as baker
for Reiniger Bros.
Our stock will be complete 10 a
very few days. G. w. REMER.
Mrs. H. D. Boypton and sister;
Mrs. w. w. Baldwin. were Spirit
Lake visitors Wednesday.
Irwin Feely is preparing to erect a
concrete dwelling house on bis farm
south of Rathdrum.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Schneewind
are enjoying visit from Mr.. Schnee.
winds parents, who arrived last
evening.
H. Cared OF Spokane is visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. H. Humphrey
aud other Rathdrum friends.
R. F. Dyer is In town this week
suffering with an injured back. MIR.
Dyer expects to complete his building
contractsof the season at Twin Lakes
early 10 October.
T. ]. Nicolal was lining up his rife
on the Company f home range, We'd
nesday, In preparation for the team
shoot to be held at Boise this fall.
Jesse Crenshaw, who spent his va
cation In Rathdrum and vicinity,
returned to his home at Eugene, Ore,
where he will attend the university.
G. f. Wikstrom, representing the
Mckinley Mining company of Orient,
Wash. has been In town this week
from Spokane.
Glen J. McCaddam left Wednesday
for Salem, Ore, to enter the Will
lamette university. He is graduate
Of the Rathdrum high school.
Benjamin Neustel left this week to
begin his second year as student ia
the Willamette university Of Salem,
Ore.
L. A. Berry has purchased the
Lester Harris property in Rathdrum
and will make 1t his home. He left
Monday for Winona, Wash on a
brief visit to his son and daughter.
Dressmakine, $500 per day:-Miss
Emma Dehney, Madison. Ida. 1T
Bee CASTOR was visitor to SpO
kane Tuesday. While there he saw
Stephan Adams, the veteran Odd
Fellow. who was recently stricken
with paralysis. but who appears to be
recovering.
Nels Nelson has some fne samples
Of Wolf River and Maiden Blush
apples on display 10 local stores, pro
ducts OF his orchard north Of town.
Miss Lizzie Culp, who has accepted
a position as teacher In school o
stenography in Spokane, spent las
Saturday and Sunday at her HON
here.
Miss Hazel Gates visited Rathdrun
friends the latter part Of last weel
while on the way to her home nea
Seattle, WASH, after several weeks
visit at her former home 10 Thompson
Mont. Miss Gates accompa panied Mis-
Culp to Spokane. Sunday evening.
N. N. Elder left Monday for tri
to Calgary. Alberta. and other point
In that province. The Lyric movio
picture theater is 10 charge OF kalp
Elder. during his fathers absence.
Special sale on children's hats
Mrs.. NJ. A. Walkers store, Saturday
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

Insure your life in the Prudential
Life Insurance company, the best In
the country. F. H. Bradbury, agent,
Rathdrum.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22
BUSINESS BRIEFS.

For all kinds OF fresh meats call at
]. A. Seigloch's-Rathdrum Meat
company.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1911-09-22

Home made sausages specially at
Seigloch's. Ham, bacon and lard.
dsh and game In season.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-30

We hear great deal OF the duty
the government owes the citizen.
American citizens should be protect-
ed in their life and liberty Wherever
they may be and at any cost.
| think one OF the grandest Things
in the history of Great Britain 10 that
she does protect her citizens ever,
where and anywhere, under AL CIT
cumstances. Her mighty power IL
nut forth for their relief and protec-
t,,n. and IL IL admirable. | do not
wonder that a British citizen loves
his country.
About twenty years ago the king OF
Abyssinia took British citizen Dy the
name of Campbell, carried him 10 ire
heights of a lofty mountain 10 the
fortress of Magdala, and put MIN IN
m dungeon without cause. II toUk
Great Britain six months TO learn OF
that, and then she demanded his I'M
mediate release. The king or Apys-
sinia refused to release him. In less
than ten days after that REFUSAL, 3,oeo
British soldiers and 5000 sepoys were
on board ships Of war. sailing for tue
coast. When they arrived they were
disembarked, were marched 100 miles
over swamps and morass under
burning sun, then up the mountain 10
its very heights, in front OF the frown'
ing dungeon, and then they gave Dat
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-30
Gems of Wit, Wisdom and Eloquence
THE PROTECTION OF AMERICAN CITIZENS.
BY WILLIAM p.
Nv WILLIAM p. FRYE.

tie. They battered down the iron
gates, they overturned the stone
walls. Then they reached down INTO
that dungeon with an English hand
lifted out from It that one British c'tl-
yea. took him to the coast and sped
him away on the white-winged SHIPS
to his home in safety. That expeoi-
ton cost Great Britain $25,0OO,Ooo.
Now, sir, a country that has an eye
that can see across an ocean, away
across the many miles OF land, up In
to the mountain heights, down INTO
the darksome dungeon, one, just ono
of her $4,000 people. and then has
an arm strong enough and long
enough to reach across the same
ocean, across the same swamps ana
Iaa, shes, up the same mountain
heights, down into the same dungeon,
and take him out and carry him home
TO his own country, free man
where will you find man who Will
not live and die for q country that
will do that?
Mr.. President, our country ought
to 60 II. All that l ask OF the repub-
lice of ours 10 that II shall model itself
after Great Britain in this one thing
that wherever the American citizen
may be, whether in Great Britain,
Cuba. Turkey or China, he shall be
perfectly assured Of the fullest pro-
lection of the American government.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-30
LITTLE Boobies PA.
BY WILLIAM F. KIRK

They ct him just at sunrise, sed Pa,
for breakfast. | tried to protest az
genst the feest, sed Pa, but one OF the
canHibals tied my mouth shut with a
handkerchief, & l cuddent say a word.
1t was vary distressing. Pa sed.
II you had yure mouth shut & cud-
dent say word II must have been
vary distressing indeed. sed one OF
the Gid ladies.
Well, sed Pa. to go on about this
play wich / was thinking OF riteing,
l thought I wud have the scene laid
in the Solomon Islands. WHARF thare
is any number OF cannibals. The
hero, wich would be the canniball
cheef, Gums striding In.
But isent the hero going to be the
missionary? asked one OF the Gid
ladies'. Not at all, sed Pa, anybody
can be a misshunary, but 1t takes a
hero to eet everything a cannibal
does. Well, as was saying. In Gums
the cannibal cheef with big chorus
beehind him. Thare Amt any chorus
gurls In this chorus, thay are canni-
balls, taller than chorus gurls q al
most half as hungry. Littel moar rec
mains to eb toald, sed Pa. Thay Jump
On this poor misshunary & after he Is
cooked and Dreaded thay eet him. AZ
ter wicn the curting goes down.
My deer sir, sed the lady president
OF the Gid, you have talked long
time, & | think II is about time that
the president OF this Gid says sum.
thing. In the first place, one Of our
pledges is that we shall acksept no
help from the other sex. except con.
tributions, & in the second place We
don't think you cud rite play u
David Belasco q Mister Klein helped
you. Goodnite, sir.
Goodnite. sed Pa. Then he went
cut into the other room with me, &
toad me newer TO let any OF my
daughters Join Gid. II ever had
any daughters.