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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23
SusplcIous.

Bank President-What's the mat.
ter?
Bank Vice-President-I was Just
thinking. j sat next to our cashier In
church yesterday and don't quite
like the way he sings will they miss
me when I'm gone?"-Puck.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23
What Did She M.ana

I'm quite a near neighbor OF yours
now" said Mr.. Bore; I'm living Just
across the bay"
Indeed" replied Miss Smart. II
hope you'll drop in some day"-The
Housekeeper.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23
JOHNNY Did n

Indignant Master-What on earth
have you been doing to my rug?
Housemaid-I didn't do IL. II was
Johnny. He's been running the lawn
mower all over it-London Sketch.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23
Doing Uncle Sam.

Husband-My dear. do your duty to
your country.
Wife-f / can. dear. but those Gus
toms inspectors are so sharp.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23
He AarnesL

She-I consider. Job2, that aheep
are the stupidest creatures living.
He ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, M
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23

Free trade by another name smells
Of free soup JUST the same.-AIbany
(Mo.) Capital.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23

The Democrats are trying to pull
the free wool over the farmers eyea
Albany Journal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23

He Annrrclatlnn

The work horse who blue ribbon got
Almost forgot his dinner:
And all who near him came. soon knsv
He was q 'whinny'' winner
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23
A Strenuous Trim.

vacation time he HES away
HIS heart beats lady in his breast;
Sut when he's had his holiday
He totters home in search OF rest
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-23

Keep the heart right. and the fee,
will not 90 far astray.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

We want you to shop around and see the
Player Pianos sold elsewhere. Ask them to
show YOU their $1,000 Player Pianos-have
them demonstrate them; or better still, sit down
and thoroughly test them out yourself Note
their mechanical points to the tone of the
piano-then ask on what terms the instrument
is procurable. After you have thoroughly post
ed yourself come to Eilers Music House and let
us show you what you secure by joining Club
"E." Well show you Player Pianos that are
in every way superior, tonally and mechanically,
to the instruments for which you are asked to
pay $1,000 elsewhere, sold regularly at the
House of Eilers for $780,
Well show you how by joining Club "E, you
secure one Of these very latest style, 88-note,
brand-new Player Pianos on the Club Plan for
only $685.. Well not only show you that this is
exactly so, but we will prove it to you conclu-
sively if you will take but few minutes time
to investigate.
Not only do you effect clean-cut saving of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
So:ae y

A party of friends gave a sur
prise party in honor of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. A. Mullins at their home
in the South End Monday even
ing.
Mrs. John Drummond Fletcher
will entertain Friday and Satur-
day at her home ON North eth
street. in honor of Mrs. Bailey
Browne and Miss Browne, rela-
tives from Virginia.
Mrs. Burton Moore will enter
tain number of her younger
friends with a house party at her
summer home at Burton begin
ming Friday and lasting until
Monday.
Mrs. Leonard CrassweIler will
entertain in honor of a number OF
her friends of the Y. w. G. A.
Friday evening.
Miss Neva Doud has issued invi-
tations for bridge party Friday
afternoon at her home ON North
Mason avenue. 49,
Miss Ethel Leach will leave to-
morrow for an extended~ trip to
the mountain.
Mrs. j. Ii. Ternes has invitations
out for bridge party at her home
on North ] street next Monday
afternoon.
Mrs. William Shank and grand
son, Master Frances Saul, returned
Monday from California where
they have spent the summer visit
ing relatives and friends.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

three RS.
AT meeting of my medical so
eiety last month, asked How
often have you been consulted by
your patients to pass upon the
physical condition of the six-year-
old candidates for school " Some
two dozen prominent doctors re-
piled. Not one had been so con-
suited. Most parents bring their
children to be vaccinated, but ig-
more the equally important mat
ter of an examination.
Each mother, to do justice to
the future of her darling, must
have the physical condition OF
her child's eyes. ears. nose, throat,
glands, chest, lungs, heart, joints,
legs, arms. stomach, kidneys, ex-
cretions, blood, sputum, hair,
head. feet. skin, and endurance,
thoroughly established by a mod
ern physician.
This record must be kept from
the beginning of school life and
additions made by a qualified doc
tor, every six months. Simultane-
ously dentist may be permitted
to suggest the correct treatment
of the teeth.
II mothers and teachers would
remain alert to the fact that a
slow, backward, or inattentive
child is not a we'll child, much
su bsequent ineurable maladiee
could be prevented. For the on
set OF many maladie5. evident
only at theages of twenty, thirty
and forty, are manifest to the OBJ
servant doctor in childhood. Palor,
anemia, lassitude, hysteria, alb
sence of concentration, badness,
constipation. headaches, telling
fibs, sneakinese. petty immorali-
ties, and so-called growing
pains" are all real evidence of i'll
health. Neglect of these early
danger signals of nature lead to
Unreasonable suffering in later
life.
The mother who was actually
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Say. boys, the windy days of
fall are here. so don't you want to
make a windmill monoplane
windmill? The high brows call
them weather vanes because they
show which way the wind is blow
ing, but
Well. this windmill is made to
look like a Bleriot monoplane, one
of the new flyign machines that
makes any way from 80 to so
miles an hour. It's very simple.
You just use heavy wire and con-
meet 1t all up with straps of tin.
The picture, which Is from Popu-
lar Mechanics. shows you exactly
how to make It.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
TACOMA
'NIiss Nobody From startland."

''Miss Nobody From Startland."
Joseph c. Smith who produced
Miss Nobody From Startland, )"
the musical production coming to
this city at the Tacoma theater on
Saturday, is also responsible for
the production of many of New
Yorks most noted successes. He
is the son of George w. Smith,
who staged "The Black Crook"
and other musical productions OF
other days. The younger Smith
claims to have been the first to in
troduce in the United States the
apache and Vampire dances. He
also staged 1.-THE Chocolate Sol
der" and several large vaudeville
acts.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

the offender never traces the en-
larged liver, the tuberculosis. the
chronic joint disease. the indiges-
ton, the Bright's disease OF her
married son or daughter to her
own criminal negligence of his
childhood days at shcool. She In
dignantly repudiates the accusa-
ton as / now hurl 1t at her. Yet
she has condemned her grown
Child TO living hell, because in
his youth she loved him so.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
Dear Miss Grey:

Dear Miss Grey:
A poem given as a recitation at
one of the theaters, has taken my
fancy, but can not get the name
of it, to buy 1t. The subject of 1t
was, an old soldier of the Civil
War, advising his son or rather
compelling him to enlist for the
Spanish American war. Can you
help me find it?
A: Can anyone answer thisf
Dear Miss Grey:
Does the law grant a woman a
divorce because her husband is in
sane?-J. G. A.
A.:-Yes.
Dear Miss Grey:
About two years ago / met o
young man, whom I have pity and
sisterly regard for. Would it be
proper for me to write to him II
can find out where he Is. My
mother liked him very much.
EMPIRE STATE GIRL.
A: II your mother knows. all
the circumstances, and doesn t OBJ
ject, yes. I'd talk it over fully
with her first, If / were you.
Dear Miss Grey:
While walking on the street
with a man is it proper TOY take
his arm? READER.
A: Ordinarily it Is unnecessary
except when crossing a street or
In the evening.
Dear Miss Grey:
make hair chains and win be
glad to hear from the person who
inquired. Mrs. H. e. Garcken,
Burnley, Wash.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the
laundress happy, makes clothes
whittier than snow. Ii you wish
beautiful, clear white clothes, use
Red Cross Ball Blue. At all good
grocers. *ss
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
NOT WISELY, BUT TOO WE'LL

WASHINGTON. Aug. 3O.-An
appointment said to have been
held up because the appomtee be-
came too joyful when he received
word that he had be an appointed
by the President as postmaster at
Newark. Del, is giving Robert L.
Armstrong time to repent at lei
sure and his $4,000 job never
seemed so far away as 1t does at
this minute.
Some one informed several SEN
ators that when Mr.. Armstrong
was informed of his nomination,
he drove to GLASGOW to celebrate
his success with relatives and
friends. 1t was charged that at
11:45 o'clock that night he made
the wilkin ring in that quiet town
and Mortified the staid residents
by driving through town yelling
at the top of his voice.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

1854 at the very outset, but club members also
secure beautiful bench, free tuning free deliv-
cry and free insurance. This is a point you
should not overlook.
This unprecedented offer would in itself cause
extraordinary buying But on top of all this,
you are not asked to pay from $75 to 500 down
and $25 to $50 month. Pay only SCI down and
the instrument is delivered to your home at once
the balance can be paid on easy weekly in
stallments of only $3.50. Remember, there are
no dues, no red tape nor waiting. The Club Plan
means simply that we're retailing great num-
Der of instruments on big wholesale basis.
You haven't moment to lose now. IF you
prefer fine Baby Grand, you can obtain one
now on Club "E" prices and terms-you choose
between the finest Player Pianos and the choic-
est of Baby Grands. Think of it, the small sum
of SOL places either one of the most desirable Of
all musical instruments in your home immedi-
ately Act!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
At Who

Editors Note.-Dr. Hirsh-
berg In his first article to the
readers of The Times dweit upon
the suffering put upon children
through the uncopcious error OF
their elders. His second article
deals with the vital subject of the
age a child should go. to school
and the physical condition which
should exist when child Is
placed In the school room. DR..
-Hirshberg's articles are pointed
and practically
by. DIR. Leonard Keen Hirsh-
berg, II. A., NJ. ID.
Doctor. at what age should
start baby to SCHOOL," is no~un-
common question.
It. is undoubtedly wiser to send
a child to school for his first study
at the age of eight. Since, how
ever. six Is the usual age for be-
ginning school in America, there
is possibility of impressing moth.
ers with the fact that the boy OF
girl which begins at seven or eight
at6OA 10 thOA
|oughly than the younger child.
Three hours a day Is enough
study for any child during its
first year or two of school life;
especially at the ages of six and
seven.
Children OF this tender period
should also anticipate the ills OF
faulty stomachs, by eating warm
meals regularly. At the schoo
age delayed toilets are responsible
for much of the constipation, de-
fective digestion. coated tongues
and poor assimilation of grown
ups. Nowhere is the adage We'll
begun is half done" more true
than in the first impetus to health
given to a child as it enters the
portals of his first class room.
A child is sent to school to III
him for life, to battle with the
world to make him self-support-
ing, self-respeeting, and happy.
Mental training alone, which
Is emphasized at the expense and
neglect of health, is but one
tenth Of his equipment. His
physiologic and hygienic stability
though much more important Ii
sadly ignored by the mother anx'
ious to start him learning the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Just the article needed for the
toilet-an adjustable shaving mir
ror. Tomorrow the $3.50 kind at
Ryner Malstrom's, 93S Pacific ave.
for csc. *H*
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-06
-FOUR MORE DAYS
TO PAY POLL TAX
Chamber Of Commerce Urges
Every Citizen to Qualify Him
self Immediately.

In response to appeals by commercial
and other organizations citizens in un-
usually large numbers are settling their
poll taxes with City Treasurer James
H. Pace In order TO be qualified to vote
IN the spring election. Deputy Treas
hfer Isaac Held, who has charge @!
ms department., estimates the largest
qualification in recent years The diff
I!cuitics which have bcset Ricn,nuud's
hght for simpler government are 1t
- utsttd. N eng it more ana more
apparent that cltinens generally must
ttRe tnorc-acslvC part in choosing The
m"n TO represent them. and rho aim
Is thai the Council to be chosen n;Nt
June Will be representative OF the
votes OF the best element in the rity.
Saturday OF this week will be tnc
last day on which = citizen OF Rich
mond can qualify 10 vote Tor Mayor
ana Council next spring. that being
Just six months prior 10 the spring
election
Judge Witt Confirms Date.
Judge Witt OF the Hastings Court,
yesterday confirmed a ruling OF pcput Y
Treasurer Held on this point to ire
effect that all persons taking mart
In the spring general election and The
primary previous thereto must b.. uual
ned on or before December By The
payment of poll taxes The election
for Mayor and Council comes on Juno
II, 1872, with a primary in AprU 40
i've efforts are being made by tho
chamber OF Commerce, the Rusin.ss
Mems cub ana other organizations Il
get vote representative of the cilj-
%enShip Tor the selection of the next
Mayor and Council and for the clcc.
ton Of the proposed Administrative,
HOARD II the Board OF Aldermen mex
week concnrs In the resolutions pru.
Viding Tor that change in the mctho,
OF city government
Letters wer" sent Yesterday by Soc.
rotary X y. Dunlop t" every member
he II n ltI =,
qualification for The franchise by m,
payment Of poll taxes
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-06
HEAVY SENTENCE
AGAINST SOLDIER
Private Given Ten Days in Jail
and Fine of $50 for Failure
to Obey Orders. !

For failure to attend the summer
encampment at Culpeper. Private
Clarence r Moore. OF Company a. First
Infantry, Virginia Volunteers. must
spend ten days in Jail and pay line
Of $50. This sentence was imposed nv
general court martial. and was yes
terday approved by Governor Mann.
Moore, it was brought out in the
evidence. refused to accompany "a cor
porals guard which was sent TO his
home in Swansboro to bring him TO
the armory in order to compel his
attendance at the encampmcnt.
The Governor reduced u fine of so5
TO s.. which was imnoscd upon
Musician Malcolm j. Rawlings of
Company u. Richmond Light infantry
Blues, for failure TO attend the en-
campmcnt al Basic City.
On account OF eNtenuating circuln-
stances, the executive RENTED the
line oi So imposed upon Color Ser
Scant. William J.. Breazcalc, of the
Blues Battalion.
The military court. aside from ming
Sergeant Rrenzeulc, ordered him re-
duccd To ranks. The Governor issued
an order instructing him to return 10
duty with his former rank.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-06
.ELkS' RITUAL SUIT
FINALLY SETTLED
No Appeal Filed, and compli-
Gated Case of Colored Order
Is at an End.

No exception having been fled 20
the decision of Special Master Claude
Nj. Dean in the case of James L.. Mills
trustee and grand exalted ruler u the
Improved Benevolent and Productive
Order OF Glks of the World against }.
Frank Wheaton, which held that there
were no grounds for the suit, his re.
port has become law and will be con-
tirtned by Judge Edmund waddili, Jr,
in the United states Circuit Court 70,
Eastern Virginia.
This suit was one of the most com
plicated ever offered in the local Fed
cral court. Tho ritual OF the order
was tho ground given for tho l!ttga-
ton. IL was set forth that J. Frank
Wheaton had organized new branch
OF the order. and was using the ritual
which. 1t was maintained, was copy
righted, and to which he had no right
without the consent OF the Crane
Lodge.
The special master after hearing
lengthy arguments By counsel for
both sides. decided that the copyright
OF the ritual WAS invalid, In view Of
the fact that II had been in use and
circulated broadcast years before
copy OF II had been filed with the
Librarian of Congress
Therefore It was held TINT the con-
tcntion OF the plaintirs was ground.
Less.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-06
THREE MEETINGS
But NO QUORUMS
Arc Lamp Manufacturers Talk
Broad Street Lighting to
Committeeman.

Three committees of the City Coun.
ell attempted TO transact public bust
ness yesterday. and each failed OF o
quorum.
The Committee on Advertising the
Resources Of the City was called to
meet In the office of the Mayor at noon
to audit accounts for entertainment of
recent conventions. The bills went
unpaid. The Committee on Cemeteries
was down for meeting last night,
but the keepers went away without
their pay checks,
The Committee on Electricity lacked
one of a quorum, and could not there
fore transact any business, but as
several manufacturers OF arc lamps
from out of the city were present, they
were invited to make their statcmentA
The lamps in question are Of high
candle power. to he used on the centre
poles OF Broad Street. 1t having been
found that on account of the great
width OF that thoroughfare, ordinary
centre lights do not furnish sufficient
illumination. The committeeman heard
from several factory representatives
ms to the cost of operation OF the
lights. but could take no action.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-06
EXTEND GAR line
FAR INTO COUNTY
Supervisors Are Asked fol
Franchise for Loop to Reach
National Cemetery,
WILL OPEN NEW TERRITORY
Richmond ana Henrico Will
Serve Fulton Hill and
Montrose Heights.

Application for franchise calling 70,
street car service in the East END
was made yesterday morning by S. L.
Kelley, attorney for the Richmond and
| iienrico Railway Company, TO tn,
Board of Supervisors of Henrico coun-
ty The matter was referred by the
board to commemorative Attorney
| julien Gum. who will confer with. MIR.
Kelley and report ut special meet
| ing OF the supervisors to be held on
December %.
! The extension as planned will open
suburbs of the city which have been
up to this time without street car
connections with Richmond. In gen.
! eral way. the new line. which is 4
ioop, will oficr service 10 Fulton Hill,
the ncighborhood of the National Gem
etcry and the suburb of Montrose
Heights.
John G.. uagan, secretary of the
Richmond and Hcnrico hallway Com
pany. Mr.. Kelley and commemorative
Attorney Gum expressed the bclici
last night that tine franchise would
be granted without opposition.
Connect New Sections.
Of Montroso Heights service OF
twenty minutes TO the City Hall. the
people of l'ulton Hin an eighteen
minute schedule and passengers from
lower Fulton fifteen minutes ride.
On the authority of MIR. Hagan, the
company will face no hardships in re-
gard 70 financing the extensions lie
stated last night that there remains
in the Richmond banks Sl,l25,0O0 of
the original s2,500,ooo issue of the
company.
Leaving the present Fulton loop at
Graham Street. the new line VIII run
along that street to Williamsburg Ave
nue.. up Williamsburg Avenue past the
National Cemetery to Central Avenue,
along Central Avenue to Montrose
Avenue, down Montrosc Avenue TO
Carlisle Avenue, and back again
through Graham street to the loop.
The line will cross the Government
Road at MontroscAvenue.
Build Mile In CITY.
There will be Il total of two miles
and half of track-onc mile and u
h;tlf In the county and the remaining
mile In the corporate limits. The char
ucter OF the line, the track and the
roadbed will be the same as the pres
ent system, which was built with the
Idea of supporting the heaviest cars
possible
Before the work can be actually be-
gun the company must obtain Il fran
chise from the city of Richmond per-
hitting the continuation OF the line
from the Fulton loop down Graham
street TO the corporate limits but
no opposition Is anticipated Ut that
point. The petition for franchise will
be presented by counsel for the com
pany Mt the next meeting of the Coun-
ell and an urgent request for imme
diate action offered.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-06
ORDERS SURGEON
TO Be RE|NSTATED.
Judge Scott Grants Mandamus
to Dr. Darlington Against
Prison Board.
STATE WILL TAKE APPEAL
Court Says Penitentiary Direc-
tors Acted Illegally in Dis
missing Official.

Deciding that DR.. Charles V. Caring.
ton had not been given the required
notice and had been removed from tn.
Office to which he was elected "wlthou,
due process of law" Judge II. Carter
Scott yesterday entered an order In the
City Circuit Court reinstating Dr. Car
rington as surgeon of the Virginia
State Penitentiury.
Attorney General Williams who M.
peared for the board of directors OF
the penitentiary, with Richard Evelyn
byfd, secured II suspension OF the order
or live days for the purpose of apply
ing Tor an appeal and supcrscdcas to
the Virginia Supreme Court
Elected Dr. Mann.
br. Darlington was elected prison
surgeon twelve years ago, and wus
Elected the last time for term OF four
years. which ends January / next. On
September 80 last the prison Board in
regular session, elected as his success
sor DR.. Herbert Mann. nephew OF tho
Governor, who Will assume office jan
uary !. Following that election
charges and counter charges were fire.
quent, open friction between the sur
Geon and the board developing. Tho
tenitcntiary Board on October 81, en-
Tered summary order removing him
from office, and named as surgeon
Dr. w. I. Oppenheimcr, president of
inc City Board of Health; who is now
IN charge of the health of convicts at
the institution.
Asked for Mnndnmus.
Or. Darlington applied to the Circuit
Sourt Tor mandamus to compel his
reinstatement TO the end Of the term for
winch he was elected. and also for an
order compelling State Auditor of pub.
nc accounts Donohoe to pay him his sal
airy. The Prison Board. through Al
lorney-General Williams and Mr. Byrd,
entered a demurrer, which was argued
at length last Saturday
The case came up on it's merits veg
terday, II being shown. that DR.. Car
rlnSton was given no notice of the In
'entlon OF the board to remove him
and no formal hearing or trial. The
matter OF salary will be determined by
later order of the court. A stay of
hrc days In the execution of the order
or reinstatement was allowed to give
Inc Attorney General time to petition
the Court of Appeals for writ OF err
ror. Meanwhile DR.. Oppenhcimer con-
tinues as dc facto surgeon.
The order of the court states that
the position Of surgeon to the penIten-
tlary is constitutional Office, the term
OF which is fixed by law. and that the
person duly appointed thereto canno,
DC removed except for cause and then
only after the service of due notice and
4 proper hearing. The order Of the
Penttentiary Board in summarily re-
moving the surgeon is therefore de-
clarcd to be void. illegal and of no
effect, the action being without prcju-
dice TO the right of the Prison Board
TO serve notice OF charges on the sur
gcon and TO proceed to a trial.