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The singing was excellent and pro-
duced great enthusiasm.
1t included: There Was a Lad
Was Born in Kyle" D. w. Ander-
son; Scots Wha Haze" Philip G.
Hall; The Land O. the Leal," S. G.
Livingston; Scotland" James f.
Fenwick; Mary O. Argyll" f. C
Vaughan; God Save the King" 20
for Breath of the Moorlands," G.
G. Livingston; Loeb Lomond," Philip
c. Hall; annie Laurie" E c. Vaug-
han; The March of the Cameron
Men," Captain J. R. Parker; Aud
Lang Syne. The accompanies were II
H. Macfarlane and Kenneth B
Barnes.
Violin selections by w. A. Love
were another fine feature Of the en-
tertainment
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-30
THE NEW PASTOR
IN NEW CHURCH

The Rev. r. e. Smith preached his
first sermon yesterday in the new
Methodist church, corner of Beretania
avenue and Victoria street. He took
for his text Act %, IS: He thanked
God and took courage" The sermon
was largely devoted to discussion Of
the usefulness of the new church,
and the hopes of the congregation that
it will be a great power for good in
the community. AS part of his con-
Guiding remarks the preacher said:
Doctor Scudder, in his tender AMI
fitting words Of greeting at our dedi-
cation service last Sunday, expressed
the conviction that there was ample
room for another large church in our
city. He thus suggested the truth
that I am trying to emphasize. The
only justification for this larger churcn
building is the rendering of a larger
service to the people of this city. Let
us avoid the spirit and practise of
PROSECUTING. Let us remember that
Christ said, Feed My sheep and not
Steal My sheep Let us in every
honorable way seek TO enlarge our
borders, to increase our numbers, to
strengthen our position, to enhance
our influence, and to build up a church
which shall be great in the best sense
AS God counts greatness.
THUS far we have been considering
some reasons why we should thank
God. In closing, permit ME to suggest
why we should take courage.
The Best Coming.
1--WE should take courage because
the best is yet to be. I think there
can be no reasonable doubt about
this. Tn the past our work has been
retarded by an unattractive and in
adequate church building. Our peo-
pie have long felt the need of a new
and better building. Our dreams have
been realized. Let us take courage
because the future is full of promise,
because God has given us so many
friends outside our fold who pray for
our prosperity, because the best is
! yet to be.
again, let us take courage because
the Christ is deeply interested in our
future as a church Let us remember
that the eye Of the Master is upon us,
that His tender, loving heart beats In
full sympathy with us, that He has a
profound interest in the growth of our
church, that He is just as willing ID
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SONG AND SPEECH IN HONOR O. BURNS

With speeches, songs and music,
the Scottish Thistle club of Honolulu
celebrated the birthday of Robert
Burns, in X. of p. hall Saturday
night. Between two and three hun
dred people sat down to the refresh
ments and enjoyed the programme
which, according to custom, consist
ed of Scottish songs, speeches about
Burns and toasts in his honor. John
Walker, chief of the club, presided
The toast to the memory of Burns
was responded to by Hon. John w.
Cathcart, who made very eloquent
career of the famous poet, referring
in touching terms to the hardships of
his short life and the weaknesses
that led to some of them. Cathcart
bad the rapt attention of his audi
ence and was loudly applauded.
In response to "The President Of
the United States" Ed Towse de-
livered an interesting address, deal
ing in part with the duties of that
high official Towse was not very
happy or graceful in his handling of
an interruption from an enthusiast
who wanted to propose a toast to
Burns, but his speech made a very
fine impression and was loudly ap-
plauded.
p. E. Tosh had THE Land O.
Burns" and showed true Scotch en-
thusiasm in his handling of the
topic. Many references to Scots, of
both sexes, who occupy the highest
places in world affairs made highly
interesting speech and caused fire.
quent applause.
/ Specially interesting remarks were
made by II. 3. M. Consul Ralph c.
+. Forster in response TO "The
King and Queen" He told during
/ the course of his address of how
/ the queen had received report of
the reception in Honolulu Of the news
of the death of the late King Ed
ward, and had expressed her plea
sure at the appreciation.
Owing to the lateness of the hour
Daniel Logan cut short his remarks
on "The Land We Live in" combining
himself to a few sentences in suit
able response to the chairman's call
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ming pairs we're to have competed was
abandoned
Tennis will take up a great deal o
time from now EDWARDS, for the Wal
and the p. o. Hall cups are soon t.
be competed for and players will hav'
to hustle along to get into condition
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TAFT's OPIUM RECOMMENDATION

WASHINGTON, January 11.--Presi-
dent Taft sent to Congress today a
special message urging legislation
more effectually to prevent the impor-
tation of opium into the United States.
The President suggests the amend
ment of the opium exclusion act Of
February 0 1903 so as to prohibit any
vessel engaged in trade from any
foreign port to any port in the United
States or it's territorial possessions
from carrying opium prepared for
smoking. The President also wants
Congress to make it unlawful to ex-
port opium or cocaine from the United
States or it's territories to any country
which prohibits or regulates the entry
of these drugs. He suggests further
the placing of a prohibitive internal
revenue tax on all opium manufactur-
ed in the United States from domestic
ally produced material and asks for
legislation to control the manufacture,
distribution in interstate commerce
and importation of opium, morphine,
cocaine and other habits-forming
drugs.
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Fine Job Printing, Star ONCE.
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cHILDRENs WASH DRESSES.

ToRCHAN LACES, Reg. rs cents
q DOE. Sale Price, 40 cents DOE.
TORCHAN LACBS. Reg. $1.OO a
doz. Sale Price, 60 cents doz.
CHILDREN'S SOFT LAWN DRESS
ES, from s to IL years, reg.$1.75 and
50. 90 each. Sale Price IS cents.
LINEN SHEETING, 21h yds. wide
Reg, $1.75 a I'd. Sale Price, 81 90
yd
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For Sale

Three bedroom house on King
Street. New, with all modern con-
veniences. Lot 1OOx1 40. Price
S425O.OO.
Three bedroom house on Kalakaua
Avenue. Hard wood floor-beautifl
interior finish. Price $425OOO.
Seven acres with two bedroom bum
galow, garage, ETC., in Msnoa. A $780,
10000 property for 100000.
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LACE CURTAINS.
STAPLES

Farwel Cotton, per yard. ...S 10
Fruit of the Loom, per yard. 10
Lansdale Sheeting, per yard. 10
Lansdale Cambria, per yard. ,121S
Berkeley Cambria, per yard. .1215
Stark Mill Drilling, yds. -. 100
A. F. c. Ginghams, - yds.... 100
Flannellette, 70 yards. ... 100
Perales SO inches wide yds., 100
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Will Begin Wednesday Morning, February LIST.

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most advantageous time to
cent on the prices of her purchase.
on similar qualities of merchandise.
LADIES' MUSLIN UNDERWEAR
2t00 UNDERMUSLINS AT AN
AVERAGE OF ONE THIRD LESS.
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Bridge Luncheon.

At her home on Grand street, South
Park, Mrs. Charles Edgar Hogg was
hostess at handsomely appointed
bridge luncheon. The guests Assem-
bled' at one o'clock, and after a lunch
con Of four courses the tables we're
cleared, and athe afternoon was spent
in progressive bridge. Mine tables
were used. The prize was won by
Mrs. Louis T. Krebs, who presented
1t to Miss Edna Rinehart, OF Waynes-
burg. who Is the guest Of Mrs. ], N,
Simpson. The decorations for the
affair were roses. red and pink yarie-
ties OF the beautiful and stately June
blossoms predominating. Mrs. Hogg
will entertain another party OF guests
Saturday morning Morgantown New
Dominion. ~
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THIS EVENING TO RENpERHsPE:
c1AE PRO RRMN Es-oLD AND
NEW STUDENTS MlNGLE to-
toETHER IN SOCIAL REUNION, "

v AS previously stated in the West
Virginfany this evening; commencing
at s O'Clock, society night will hold
the Board at the aFair1nont Normal
school when general rally between
the old and new students ti1wlllg take
place. ~ oai'1gs g f'ia9h (,
The two societies.Mozart and Ly.
ceum-will hold special musical and
literary entertainments. The Mozart
society will meet in the auditorium
while the Lyceumites will assemble
in the gymnasium. Many invitations
have been sent to former members Of
the societies living out of town. and 1t
is the hope of both societies that all
the old students as well as those now
members OF the societies will be pres
ent.
The following programme will be
rendered by the Mozart society:
Piano solo, Miss Friedman.
Reading, Miss Elliott.
Vocal Solo, Mr.. shinn.
Debate, Affirm, MIR. Hamrick; deny,
Mr.. Buckley.
Question-Resolved, that the Uni.
ted States Government will perish as
other great nations have DONE
Recess. I3A
Vocal solo, Miss Brake.
Piano SOLO Miss Donham.
Grafton, Mr.. Ayers.
Vocal solo, Mr.. Martin.
Song, The West Virginia Hills, by
the society,
Ray Kessel, president.
Genevieve Brake, secretary.
The Lyceum programme follows;
Piano duet, Misses Hayes and Crum'
mitt.
Address, Hon. ]. Walter Barnes.
Vocal solo, Mr.. Glenn R. Toothman.
Reading, Mr.. Oliver shurtleff,
Violin solo, ,Mr. G. E. stockdale.
Talks, BY Lyceumites.
Vocal solo, Mr.. Carter Fleming.
Plano solo, Miss Grace Robinson.
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REMARKS nY UNCLE an

The nrize nest Il the Teller that
comes around and brags how he inst
loves the hot weather. To, the nest
house with him.
The last time Mrs, Anse Judson was
dawn 10 the Ranlds she boueht ont Of
them nav tangled lea WAGONS. don't
know what n lea wagon is hit / SIM.
pose it is something they ride a Teller
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/ Completing Arrangements.

Plans are almost perfected for the
Normal.High school shirt waist dance
which will be given on Monday even
Ing; June -, at Traction Park. A
special car will leave the Watson
bufldihg at 8 o'clock and will return
lat 70. Omen's orchestra will furnish.
the music and refreshments will be
served, The patrons are Mr.. and Mrs.
AZ B. Scott, Mr.. and Mrs, John w.
Mason Jr, Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Coma
way, Mr.. and Mrs. w. J, Mckinney
and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry B. Crane.
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5WoRNings ,tFINIsH 80; toFFlc ERs
dfrEpECTEp AND ebEEEGA TEs RE,
y TURN 10 THEIR HOMES +

n The Women's FoteigH' Missionary
Society OF the Methodist Episcopal
church Of the Morgaito$h district,
closed its fourth annual convention
last evening. An sessions were held
in the Main street church aud the
regular proEran8rne w&si carried out 81,
scheduled. she reponS Of the officers
and committees showed marked
growth in the work.
The election of officers was held
yesterday and resulted in tho election
OF the following:
President, Cincinnati branch, Mrs.
A. J. Clarke, Wheeling.
Conference secretary, Mrs. E, Ed
mund Neill, Morgantown.
Conference treasurer, Miss Helen
Seaman, Wheeling.
President, Mrs. George W. Hawkins,
Warrington.
District Vice President, Mrs. B. F..
Martin, Grafton.
District secretary, Mrs. H. c. How
ard, Fairmont.
Recording secretary, Mrs. 7. S.
'Hardesty, Warrington.
District treasurer, Mrs. G, o. Jack
son, Fairmont.
District Mite Box secretary, Mrs.
Charles Chadduck, Grafton.
District superintendent Young PEG.
pies Work, RMS. Roy A. Tough, Nor
gantown,
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MEMORIAL DAY
KNIGHTS OF MAccAREEs WILL
DECORATE GRAVES OF DEPART
ED MEMBERS ON SUNDAY.

The seml.annual business meeting
Of the knights OF Maccabees was held
on Wednesday night, Arrangements
we're made for the Maccabees memoir
lal day on Sunday. The graves Of the
departed members will be dedicated.
The Silver Drum Corp will head the
procession.
1t was the regular election night and
the following officers were selected for
the ensuing term;
Commander, q. G. Rowand lieuten-
ant commander, e. G. Amos; record
keeper, H. L. Could; finance keeper,
S. B. Kopp; chaplain, H, Adams; ser.
geant, w. NJ. Amos; NJ. A. w. Rus.
sell; LIST N. G.. J,C. Huber; I'd N. g.,
G. A. Bonham; sentinel, r, Kelley;
picket, A. Nichols,
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MoMEcHEN SELECTED.
M. e. Conference at New MartlnsvlIIe
Ends Meeting.

NEW MARTINsv1LLE, w. Va,
June 9.-The last day Of the confer.
ence was to-day. Rev. II. M. Law
conducted devotional exercises, after
which the superintendent presided at
the disciplinary session. The pastor
and evangelist as co.workers was the
subject assigned to Evangelist v. A,
Mamma. Rev. T. G. Meredith discussed
Successful Brotherhood Work. The
Layman's Association was taken up
and discussed by Mr. Thomas Scott,
He was followed by G. w. Flesher,
Gassaway, president Of the Laymens
Association in the annual conference.
The 1880 devotional exercises con.
Quoted by Rev. ]. w, Johnson, Of
Wheeling. President Doney made a
great educational address. T. M. Hare
of the Anti.Saloon League, delivered
a telling address on the Temperance
question, The next meeting will be
held at McMechen, and Rev, b. B
Hart was reelected secretary, ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09
Morqantown Event.

Mrs. A. L. Boyers was hostess at
her home in South Park Wednesday
morning to company OF thirty or
more ladies, who were delightfully."-
entertained at five hundred. Prizes
were won by Mrs. Richard Ely, Of
Washington, Pa, who is here the
guest of Mrs viii s. Jolliffe, and
Miss Bess Wbitehill, of Morgantown.
After a series Of progressions, the
delicious refreshments were served.
Mrs. Boyers also entertained a com.
pany of ladies in a similar manner
Tuesday morning. organtown New
Dominion.
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THAT VACATION,

/ don't care 70 spend the summer down
at NarargaMsett Pier,
I'll not try Atlantic City or the Thou.
sand isles this year.
Switzerland does not attract me nor
the spas Of Germany.
Newport, though it's rather stylish
carries no appeal to me.
Some prefer the Alleghenles when the
summer weather's hot.
Others like to tour the ocean on a
nifty private yacht
But these high toned summer outings
don't inspire me as they should
And, providing that they did, II
wouldn't do the slightest good,
When they give me my vacation and
the summer jaunt | take.
[ will grab the old lunch basket and
I'll journey to the lake.
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AFrIvsd. Last. Ev.nt1Hd!y w III

& sFS3 tAEt1VSu sL-dSt' EVeHlH8s
MISS ISa the rine lace, who had been
student III Tie sch6tabo6ga Univer7
silly, at Chattanooga, Tenn, arrived
home ast evening to spenh the SUM
mer Ill lett PARENTS MrlEiand Mrs.
Ct Race, on CASTOR avenue. Miss
Teresa Nuzunl, OF Tuscaloosa, Ala,
also arriyediheye last evening and will
spend a short time in this city with
uncle and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. II. F.
SmdthS before sailing with aaparty Of
friends for a tour abroad. Mr.. Race
/ and MI. Smith motored to Clarks
burg last evening in the Race Stude-
baler:G arford touring car and return
ed here accompanied by the young
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09
Homo Grown strawherries

VIII be served by tho EpWofLh
League at the old First NJ. =. church
on Main street next Saturday evening
from to 10 p. m. leo cream and
cake will also be served. AS this is
the first festival Of its kind this sea:
son, and the last one to be held in
the old church, 1t is hoped that It will
hn well nntronized.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09
Club Entertained.

Mrs. @. H. jenkins was hostess yes.
terday afternoon at her home on East
Park avenue to the members Of the
Don't, Worry Social Club. Tho guests
were entertainedton the verandah of
the Jenkins home. Mrs. ]. N. Ire.
galiis, Of Grafton who is the guest Of
her daughter, Mrs. J. P. Wolfe, was
an out!ofstown guest present. Plans
were made for I picnic to be held in
the near future by the club.
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Farewell Reception.

An informal reception will be given
this evening at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. s. Raymond, complimentary
to Rev. Father Boutlou, who will leave
on Sunday for a three months visit
to France and other foreign countries.
A cordial invitation is extended to the
congregation Of this church to be pres.
ent. The receiving hour will be from
S to {, o'clock. 5.
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70 Attend Commencement.

Mrs. Rissle Hutton, OF Huttonsville;
lsinithe city the guest of Mr.. Bernard
L. Butcher, on CASTOR avenue; Mrs.
Hutton came to attend thea Normal
commencement, her daughter; Miss
Tais Hutton, being one Of the gradu.
ates.
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If it hurts you to smile just
grin and bear it."
If your heart is heavy cut the sink
ers loose and let It bob up.

A person with executive ability is
one who can get other people to do his
work. Tom Sawyers showed marked
executive ability in getting the other
boys to do his whltewashing.
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IFour o'Clock Tea.

~ Mrs. II. F.Smlth has issued invita-
lions for a 4 o'clock tea to be given
on Saturday afternoon ather home on
Madison street, honoring her niece,
MISS Teresa Nuzum, Of Tuscaloosa,
Ala who is her guest.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-09

Fieming returned wednesday from an
;etended. eastern trip to New York,
Phiiaa elphiafsahd Atlantic City, and
also visited their daughter at Swath,
more. Mr.. and Mrs. Wiltshire accom-:
panied them, Here and will remain for
some time. H&
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Account Of Wedding.

The following clipping gives an &c
count Of the wedding Of Mr., John W,
HaneS Of This city, and Miss Locke,
which was celebrated on Wednesday
of8thls week at the home OF the bride
at Summit Point w. Va, :
Miss katherine Locke, daughter OF
N b. EucysD. Locke, Of Summit Point,
IN. Va, and Mr.. John Haney,. of Cum
5efIaid, Nd were married in the NJ.
10; Church, South. today at Summit
Point BY Rev. Nv. F. Locke, uncle OF
the bride.
eMr. w. c. Gilpin, Of Cumberland,
Md, was the best man and Miss Anna
Locke was maid Of honor. The ush'
ers were Messrs. Walton Morrow, w.
p. Locke, Wilmer Whiting, OF Jelfer.
son county, and Mr.. Karl Nuzum, OF
.Clarksburg. A wedding reception
was rendered the bridal party, after
which they left for a trip. The cou'
fple VIII make their future home in
Fairmont where the groom is engaged
/, in business
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The Missionary Society OF the Pres
9bgterian church was entertained this
afternoon by Mrs. John w, Mason at
her home on Morgantown avenue.
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Informal Dance.

An. informal dance was held last
evening at the Knights of Columbus
hall A number of young people en-
ipyed the dance.
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he'll catch him in some day and make
him take that back II itsis the last.
thing he does ON this earth.
Elmer Sphinx says every time he
gets hot this weather he goes up and
calls on Miss Amy Stubs at her mil.
Imery store. She has froze him up
ever since he took Miss Pansy lib.
bits out cutterin' last February.
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FINED TEN DOLLARS.

Reed Rosser was fined ten dollars
and costssln Justice Amos court for
assaulfilg Frank MccFay.
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Qua pEsr coNTEsT.

~ OOheFESI SONIESls sis's/
The pest sells books to whom he can
Upon that cute installment plan.
The greatest pest in1mahy ways
Talks much about the good old days.
\ The prize pest? He's the happy clerk
Who always whistles while at work.
The very rankcst pest, by far,
He grabs the end seat in the car.
The meanest pest above the ground;
The shopper who lust looks around
TO this one I take of my lid,
The rest who's got brand.new kid.
SOME SOLID JVoRlEs WE HAVE.
MET.
The man Tor woman) who tries to
sleep in a hammock.
The gink who believes the nice
things that people tell him about him.
self.
The wife who believes all that her
husband imparts to her,
1.-THE ultimate consumer who has a
sublime belief that he Is getting his
moneys worth, Of anything.
Il The! old gentleman With, side, whisk-
ais who, thinks he can make anybody
|. BelieYe that he goes TO- the circus inst
, 10 ,flke the grandch ildren!
7 y y . i ~ NJ .
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ApvlcE 70 rtlE LovELoRN.

l b. - - u ~
No, Mabel II Charley persists IN his
Irritation with sallle although he has
made his solemn ayowal Of love and
ayowal Of love and alteration to youI
turn the cold shoulder to him Intllyou
freeze him then give him the init
he will need It.
Mr.. P.-If you have been keeping
company with your lady love for sew
en- long years and you are now forty
two. and she seems to think the'world
of you and you have every reason to|
believe that she would accept your of
fer Of marriage but for some reason
you cannot get up the courage to ask
her to embark upon the sea OF mat
rimonial bliss and that every time
you get about up to the point you feel
a large lump about the size Of a prize
pumpkin at a county fair crawlup In
your throat, paralyzing your tongue
and suddenly inducing stoppage OF
the speech thereby preventing you
from ascertaining whether or not your
t1hd conclusions are well founded, and
Want to know what to do in case Of
this kind, our fatherly advice is, that
you should at once turn in for re-.
pairs, have your boilers cleaned out,
remove the clinkers3 from your fur
mace, sink a coffefdam and have the
spunk water pumped off the brain, and
be sentenced to marry a suffragette
who weighs not less than 225 pounds,
who will be able at all times totmake
up your mind forSou while YOU make
up the bed, and wash the dishes.
AS soon as we had the students Of
dressmaking built mp on our plan to
make the hobble skirts without much
labor or expense we see the fashion
experts have decreed its doom. What's
the use! When thing can be pro-
cured cheaply It loses its attractive
features anyway.
With the gifted editor OF the Charles
ton Gazette philosophising on our lat
est works we feel encouraged to pro-
long the punishment. Il
The best doctor in West Virginia Isl
Doctor Dody. He cures ythe blues,
'pips, mumps, measles and Kettle rash
and removes 5 that dark br8Mn taste
with great cheef. g His lpGas triptlohs
are on sale at all Parkefsbutg news
stands 9at &c der copy. CIT a dose
from Body %: I ,l@23s'' "A, n
Il. ~ NJ, . 4. 4l5!i - i .ts 80 tig,s - ~,
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Guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Fleming.
Mr. and Mrs. G, MSWiltshirei Of
Swathmore, Pa, are IN the city the
lsgiestsl of the latter's parents, Mr.. and
y, Fleming Mr. ana Mrs.