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The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1911-03-04
I able Manners

The action of the seniors in the Kansas Agricultural college,
who have requested the faculty them
calls many the good old story about family
had just returned from Europe the Herald In
inquiry the daughter the house remarked that aher feels
much better European trip you just ought hear
him eat Undauned by this and similar anecdotes
hundred young in the Senior class of the college
petition take in this special form personal improve
ment and have enlisted the aid of the domestic department
This latest application of the trusm that "soup should
and not heard the scoers in of
country but ought not to do The Kansas young prob
ably have mind that the table Of Americans
ang due to the huryup restaurants the railroad eating houses
where in constant fear of his train leaving him. and the high
living which impesses the fact upon all rules
off, and that the most rapid diner gets the best of the bargain
will do the Kansas young harm to understand that
to be eaten with ao although is good form
mpale them by upon the tines of the table cutlery
Swordswaowng will be frowned upon of course
the young who dining with the family of his GIRL
what do with the pits of the cherries
them at the butler because he the young the house do
will not bother these young from Kansas when they
through with their
The probably due to the fact that the young
attended banquet Topeka and each of them short
early the meal that it embarrassing The absorption
table etiquette will remedy this perhaps; if teaches
SQUAD get thorough enjoyment out of it, resisting the
get the pesky thing the floor and put foot
will have accomplished its purpose and brought real bright
into the world.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1911-03-04
Arizona State Constitution

Phoenix Arizona dispatch says "By vote nearly
three to in most places the people of Arizona have ratified
state constitution that contains safeguards for popular
ernment than does any other State constitution the shortest
constitution adopted These the salient points in the
instrument
The initiative and referendum, workable recall for all
elected officers including Judges the constitution may be easily
amended by Legislature by people, qualify by
measuring educational standard suspension of the
writ OF habeas corpus The constitution fought bitterly
recay by the privileged interests The big argument that
the President would approve and without his approval A
could not become State The this argument
that the president will recognize the right of the people live
under laws te making and lawyer and President will
recognize that fundamentally republic law depends upon the
will of the governed There will be statehood for
at least The Democratic constitution must Congress
hence The convention which drew representative
of walk of life the diversity of interests and industry
the State could make it The recall applicable to all elective Of
hces including the udgeshps is the next in line instrument
to attain efficiency and honesty Office The constitution provides
for the adoption of its provisions by cities and counties
The dafers of the constitution discovered the spot
the makeup of privileged plunde In their effort form
sument which should keep the law its enactment its
ocement and very meaning in the hands governed they
that the courts of the State shall be led
temptation To accomplish this they placed judges the
level with the Governor the legislators and the sheriff They
have provided that the people recall judge he onds the
moral of the community On this point the conservative
office holders who named Washington have joined hands
with attorneys for the Santa H the Southern Pacific and the great
mining interests the document They prefer
the enhackement of territorial tyranny for the people, They
Mortified beyond They calling upon all traditions of
for courts of inherited compceny with things they
are with cry that the whom with unconscious
humor their appeal dected-woud judges
injustice.
Listen, then to the of George W. Hunt the presi
dent of the constitutional convention Hunt be expected
be leading the hue and He has He accounted
of the leading merchants of Arizona He is red shred
archist He says we yield in
courts But whatever dignity rest in courts institutions
does not extend to judges They are human.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1911-03-04

flooded with messages from private in
dividuals residing in every section of
the State.
1t is quite probable the funeral of the
victims of the disaster will be held to-
morrow. much depending upon word
received from relatives.
The coroner's jury will be called to-
gether this afternoon in order to view
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1911-03-04

the remains of the victims, so that they
can be buried, but the inquest will not
be held until tomorrow, or perhaps
Monday.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1911-03-04

At the begsnning Of the present year
there were 163. .20S telephones in use in
London.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE
 CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION

When a person has become discouraged through years of failure to find a cure and finally, perhaps, gives up trying, it is small wonder that he becomes skep- tical. And yet, to all who have con- stipation, we would say, 'Try just one thing more"
 We wish you would try Dr. CaIdwels Syrup Pepsin, a laxative tonic that has been used for a generation. Thousands are using it; surely some of your friends among the number. You can buy it of any druggist at fifty cents and one dol lar a bottle, but better still, send your name and address to Dr. Caldwell for a. free sample bottle. He will send you enough to convince you of it's merits. and then if you like it you can buy it of your
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
What the Boys Thouoht.

Dr. Martin G. Brumbaugh of Phila- delphia tells this story on a prom inent educator who one day visited one of the elementary schools.
 "The teacher asked him if he wished to say word or two." said pr. Brumbaugh, and he did. He de cided to illustrate point he was making by problem in long division, the intricacies of which the class had just mastered. He put down the nec- essary figures and then said:
 Now. let us see how many times this number will go into the other Let us try six He tried six, and. as he intended, six wouldn't do Well, let's try five, then he said Five was all right, and he went ahead with his talk.
 "On his way home that evening he overheard two small boys with book bags under their arms and heard this conversation:
 "'Say, Bill, did a long-whiskered, bald-headed old feller come into your room today?'
 "'Yep,' replied Bill.
 "tAnd did he talk to you?'
 "'Yep,' said Bill.
 "'Well so he did to us, but the fun niest thing, by golly, was that the old chump stumped himself on an exam pie in long division.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Both Strancers.

A convivial person from somewhere upstate was manoeuvring home from a banquet in this city, where the sons of certain county had made merry. He lost his bearings-all streets loow- ing alike to him-and paused under a lamp post. He wasn't sure whether 1t was a cafe signal an arc light, comet or the moon. He was inclined some how to the belief that it was the moon the moon in the middle of many.
 Presently, as the convivial gentle man was swaying on his heels, anoth- CT well-reefed person came along, and after the manner of ships in distress, hove to alongside and regarded the light of the lamp post with the first man.
 Wash trouble, or fer?" asked the newcomer
 She ere" said the first conviviaI one, "whar 1 wan t'know s thish; Ish tha' light lamposh or ish it tn moon -hi?"
 The convivial newcomer swayed on his heels and studied the light for a long time. Finally he said with pro- found gravity:
 Don know. ol' fer. Am stranger here m'self! f!"--New York Times. REFRESHMENTS WANTED everywhere by large real estate firm. Spare time. No experience needed. Ferris, PIG Laclede Bldg, St. Louis, flo.
 w. N. U., Little Rock, No. 13-1911.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
PECULIAR AFTER EFFECTS
 OF GRIP THIS YEAR.
Leaves Kidneys In Weakened Condition

Doctors in all parts of the country have been kept busy with the epidemic of grip which has visited so many homes. The symptoms of grip this year are very distressing and leave the sys- tenn in run down condition, particu- larly the kidneys which seem to suffer most, as every victim complains of lame back and urinary troubles which should not be neglected, as these dan ger signals often lead to more serious sickness, such as dreaded Bright's Dis ease. Local druggists report a large sale on Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Root which so many people say soon heals and strengthens the kidneys after an at tack of grip. Swamp-Root is Q great kidney, liver and bladder remedy, and, being an herbal compound, has a gen tie healing effect on the kidneys, which is almost immediately noticed by those who try it. Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Bing- hamton, N. Y, offer to send a sample bottle of Swamp-Root, free by mail to every sufferer who requests it. A trial will convince any one who may be in need of it. Regular size bottles 50 cts. and S1.00. For sale at all druggists. Be sure to mention this paper.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Perhaps Not.

An instructor in a church school where much attention was paid to sacred history, dwelt particularly on the phrase And Enoeh was not, for God took him." So many times was this repeated in connection with the death of Enoch that he thought even the dullest pupil would answer cor rectly when asked in examination: State in the exact language of the Bible what is said of Enoch's death.
 But this was the answer he got:
 "Enoch was not what God took him for. r."-Brooklyn Life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

druggist. MT J. J. Petty of Unionville, Mo. MT. George w Zimmerman of liar risburg, Pa, and many others of both sexes and in all parts of the country first used a sample bottle and now have iL regularly in the house.
 You will learn to do away with salts, waters and cathartics for these are but temporary reliefs while Dr. CaldweITs Syrup Pepsin is guaranteed to cure per- manently. It will train your stomach and bowel muscles so that they will do therr work again naturally without outside aid. Cast aside your skepticism and try Syrup Pepsin.
 For the free sample address Dr. W. B. Caldwell, POI Caldwell building, Monti- cello H.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Sorry He Spoke.

Mir Snapp-What a spectacle that Mrs. De Coltay was, sitting there in the box without thing on her shoul- ders.
 Mrs. Snapp-Nothing on her shoul- ders? Why, John Snapp, your eyes weren't off them five minutes while we were in the theater.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
A Fair Return.

Minister (arousing himself in bar ber's chair) through yet?
 Barber-Aye, lang syne
 Minister-Then l must have been indulging in a quiet nap?
 Barber-Ye wis that, sir.
 Minlster-It was very good of you not to waken me. I am very thank full for what has been a most refresh ing sleep.
 Barber-Hoots, mon, baud yer tongue; it's only fair return. I slept all through your sermon last Saw bath.-London Tit-Bits.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Very Vivid,

'In descriptive writing" said Will. liam Dean Howells, at a dinner at the Authors club in New York, "a vivid phrase is always better than a half dozen paragraphs.
 "The vivid phrase is what every writer should seek. A phrase, 1 mean, something like that of the baby that shouted to it's mother:
 "'Oh, mamma. tum an see the man a-buttering bricks!'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

out of his district. For instance, sup pose your boy lives in Wisconsin, which is in the 10th division, and is working on a railroad in northern Michigan. Along comes a letter ad dressed to Rudolph, South Dakota, which Is in the same division. He should know instantly, without stop ping to think or to look it up, how to send that letter across Michigan, Wis consin and Minnesota, and finally to the little hamlet in the northern part of South Dakota to which it is ad- dressed This means that he must know the name of the railroad that will carry it there soonest, the time the particular train leaves Chicago for Minneapolis and the closest connec- tions that can be made all through. You can readily see that your boy, when he becomes an A 1 railway mail clerk, will be just about the best post ed man on the political geography of that division in existence.
 There are frequent examinations to test the competency and advancement Ol Soul pOy dll llll OuSh IlS WOlh lOl he must show progress and acquaint- ance with new territory in his region, that he is familiar with the opening of new railroad and mail and stage routes, and-this is very important that he can read just about the worst addressed envelope that ever was written, and this instantly as he grabs it from the top of the pile in his hand and throws 1t 10 feet down the car, over rows of open sacks, into it's prop CT bag. Incidentally, the man who can throw mail the fastest and most accurately into its proper pouch is the best railway postal clerk.
 There are several promotions, all bearing the same title, but with in creases in pay. Each one of these brings an advance of $100 a year, and it is rule that a clerk shall not gain more than two in any one year. He is promoted in this way as he shows in- creased efficiency until he is drawing $1,400 annually
 Then, vacancy occurring, he is made clerk In charge of the mail car or cars on which he Is working, mean ing that he Is at the head of all clerks employed there, at $1,600 a year. His next promotion is to chief clerk in charge of the lines running through that territory, at s1,S00. By this time he will have been at work probably 15 to 20 years, but he will have reached a position of importance and will be one of the leading men in the service.
 Further promotions are to assistant superintendent of the field at $1,800, to assistant division superintendent at $2,000, and to division superintendent at $3,000. These division officers are at the head of the railway mail busi- ness in the 13 great divisions of the country.
 The highest jobs in the service out side of the Postmaster General, of course, who is a political appointee, are the general superintendent of the entire service, located in Washington, who is appointed by the Postmaster General, and draws a salary of s4,O00 annually, and the second assistant Postmaster General, at S5,000, who Is the extreme and direct head of the railway mail department. Both of these offices customarily go to men who have worked up from the ranks. Copyright. 1910, by the Associated Lit
 erary Press)
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Rheumatism Advice Gives Prominent Doctors Best Prescription-ls Easily Mixed.

"Get one ounce of syrup of Sarsapa- rilla compound and one ounce of Tors compound. Then get half a pint of good whisky and put the other two ingredi- ents into it. Take a tablespoonful of this mixture before each meal and at bed time. Shake the bottle before us ing" This is not new in this city as many of the worse cases of rheumatism Good results come the first day. Any druggist has these ingredients on hand or will quickly get them from his wholesale house. Any one can mix them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Miqht Be Improved.

That policeman who comes to see you, Bridget-is he an officer of good standing?"
 "Jist fair, mum; he's bit stoop shouldered.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Exclaimed.

Now they claim that the human body contains sulphur
 ''In what amount?"
 "Oh, in varying quantities."
 Well, that may account for some girls making better matches than others"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Up to Him.

Tom-I'm dead sore I lost S5 to- day. I feel like somebody ought to kick me-
 Tess (absently)-Why don't you ask father for my hand tonight-hes right in the library.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Hamlins Wizard Oil is recommended by many physicians It is used in many pub lie and private hospitals. Why not keep a bottle on hand in your own home?
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
RAILWAY MAIL SERVICE.

Another opportunity offered by Uncle Sam that is open to any intelligent and trustworthy boy who is ambitious to rise above the rank of common day laborer. 1t is an occupation which has the great advantage of being permanent if one >4earns to fulfill the require ments properly-lts possibilities of advancement, too, are at tractive.
 By c. w. JENNINGS.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Colds and Chills Bring Kidney Ills

April months colds hil ndpneumo esndaatha ndjontt
 Iewenk of Doan Kidney Pills useful and kdney.& &ongeai ypoyt
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
Eacina the Future.

Even when Henrietta gets the vote," said MT. Meekton, q don't be- lieve she will be quite satisfied"
 Why not?"
 Well have to reorganize the ballot so that when there's an election she can stay home and let me attend to that along with the rest of the CT rands''
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Heaven won't seem worth while to some women unless there's an occa- sional bargain sale.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

| Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullen is Natures great remedy Cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Whooping | Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
 druggists, 25c 50c and $l.00 per bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
The Why,

How long are you going to stay in Monte Carlo?"
 "Six days"
 ''Why exactly six days?" Because I've only brought six cos tunes with mel"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma- ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c d bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Whenever there is a tendency to consti- patton, sick headache or biliousness, take a cup of Garfield Tea. All druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Even the dull man may be able to make a bore of himself
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Many young man earns a living by working his father.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

For disordered liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative All druggists.
 The busiest thing in the world is idle curiosity.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

was emaciated from fever, had a persist
 ent ache in my back and was completely worn out. The urine was in a terrible state, and some days I would pass half gallon of blood. left the hospital be- cause they wanted to operate on me. 1 then went to St. Joseph's Hospital In Omaha and put in three months there without any gain. was pretty well dis couraged when I was advised to use Doans Kidney Pills, but by the time I had used one box the pain in the back left me. I kept right on, and a perfect f. VOu may mt aOVOna in communication
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Actions looks, words-steps from the alphabet by which you spell char acter-Lavater.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Even the truth may be told with an intention to deceive.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

Clear white clothes are sign that the housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue. Large ? oz. package, 5 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

sultation, was thought to be in hopeless
 = ; ;: $ $: $ A state. My limbs swollen" said >SA Mrs. Shearer that could hardly get about ~ I rapidly grew until the doctor said P3 one kidney entirely gone and the other 4S5 badly decayed. The end seemed near, and JZ my friends gave up to die. On my sgs2 k4M brothers advice I began using Doans Kid SSYM ney Pills and after the fourth day I MM able to be propped up in bed. Through their
 rapidly improved until at the present n active and well, although 65 years old. I do much work any woman in Centrala, and enjoy lth."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

A man of few words isn't cut out for compositor.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
CONVINCING PROOF FROM GRATEFUL USERS

IN HOSPITAL FOR NINE MONTHS. Awful Tale of Suffering From Kidney Trouble Alfred J. O'Brien. Mo- End St., Sterling Colo, says:
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31
THE SHADOW OF DEAF

Mrs. Enos Shearer Yew St., Centrala, Wash with Ri gone the other badly diseased five doctors
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-31

the result You put anyone in communication with and will give them proof that this statement is rect"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-10
Resolutions of Respect

Hall of Green Forest Lodge No. 494, F. &. A. M.
 Whereas, it has pleased our Supreme Grand Master to call our worthy brother David s. E. Warren from labor here to restin the celestial lodge on high, February, 1911; therefore be it
 Resolved, that in the death of broth CT Warren we lose worthy member of the lodge, just and upright Mason and a good citizen.
 Brother Warren has yielded to the payment of natures just debt ripened with age and experience, which the better fitted him as timber for the Builders use.
 We sympathze with his widow and others bereft and mourn with them for his departure.
 Resolved that copy of these resoIe= tions be spread upon our minutes and the family of our deceased brother be furnished with copy of same,
 Respectfully submitted,
 j. l.. RUSSELL
 (. B. GRIM, O0''''''' ' 'Se
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-10
A Good Suggestion.

Editor Tribune:- Will you give me space in your paper for few sugges- tions? Now that spring is opening and the farmers are planning for their crops, 1t strikes me that we might in augurate few contests in this town ship to see who could make the best showing the coming season on one acre of land.
 Tomato growers might contest for a purse for the best acre yield of toma- toes. Others might have corn con test, still others, or the same ones for that matter, a contest for the largest acre yield of patatoes, both Irish and sweet; another for oats.
 Now, Ibeleve such an arrangement would prove both inter esting and profit able, and would serve as a first-class means of advertising the resources and productlyeness of the country.
 Now, my farmer frienos, wake up and let us do something. It has often been sad and never denied that the farmers of this country, as a rule, are slow-goe We might gain much by introducing a scheme of this kind and we certainly have nothing to lose. Let us get busy and see what we can do on one acre of land. What say you?
 A FARMER.
 The above communication was handed us by a wide-awalle farmer and the suggestion is very apt one. In fact, it contains too good suggestion to pass by. The Tribune believes that such a campaign as is above outlined would result in estimable good.
 The business men of the town could well afford to contribute liberally to these purses and we believe they will, if properly approached. What we need is somebody to lead out. Who will do it?