Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-12-28
At The 4
Nickel Show

Little Glrl-MammA. 10 Il going to
begin nowi 10 NJ
Mamma-Yes, dear. HushI
Little Girl-Mamma. what mAnes
that lady wear her hair like thAtf Oh.
what are those men doing in the pio-
turOf
Mamma-It's IN Africa. He's read
ing q letter.
Little 0irl-whoS II frOmi His
mammal
Mamma-No, It's 70 his sister. Hes
telling her to come down to see him.
A friend Of his, named Joe. Will 80
that she gets there safely.
Girl in Front-Oh. amt that sWellI
Gee. I'd like TO 80 on that boat! Some
clagsl
Little 0lrl-MAmmA, h that his SiS-
ter? And, mamma, whore did that
man come from?
Mamma-'shl Ones the man named
Joe and the others Q new friend she
has Just met.
Little Girl-0-oh, mamma, does shS
like him? Does she. mammal
Mamma guess 20. '6h! Evident
~ that other fellow wants her to TAX
to him, Sally. How silly ho actsl
Little Girl-Was he silly, mAmmAI
Was he?
Mammal was speaking Of your
Aunt Sally. Be quiet, child.
Girl at the Back-WhAt do they
bring such little Kids for. anyhow
Little Girl-What 10 ~ oh. nam
ma, what IL III Lookiti Lookit!
Mamma-Hush! They're just got
ting shipwrecked. that's al. It's moth
ing.
Little Girl-oh, what II Shipwrock-
eds What 10 II, mammal DOES e
mean getting spilled out Hike thatI
There goes the silly mani Ooh! Look
at the water? Whero'd that man goI"
Mamma-He fell in. that's all. Now
see, they'll be saved. They've been
three days on the life raft
Little Girl-oh, mamma, whero1I
they get anything to sati
Girl in Front-Gee. amt this swellI
/ hope that fresh kid gets drowned.
Little Girl-what's the matter with
Joef What makes the new man act
20?
Mamma-Joe hasn't been nice and
the new man makes him behave By
hitting him. See. now, they come
safe to shore.
Little Girl-Will they have some
thing to eat now, mamma? VIII they
Mamma-Yes, they will. Sec, they're
building a FIRE.
Little Girl-o-o-oh. mamma! An
those real lions2 Oh, where did thsy
get 'em?
Mamma-Out Of some show. ! guess
Say, Sally, that certainly 10 q nns
stockade. Pretty. amt Il?
Little Girl-What makes the mar
take his az?
Mamma-He's the new man. He'I
going to chop trees. They'll build
bonfire on the shore 30 that ships car
see they are there and pick them up
Little Girl guess he's gone te
chop now and left Joe. amt he? Oh
Joe's going to sleep. Why doesn't the
girl tell him to look out? Oh. herr
comes q lion! oh, mamma, WHY
doesn't the chopper chop the lions
Oh, mamma, what are the lions doing
What are they doing?
Mamma-Don't say anything. Sally
| I can't explain that they're eating him
can I?
Little Girl-Oh, eating who? oh
mercy, why doesn't the chopper come
Mamma-Here he comes. It's al
right.
Little Girl-What's the chopper car
rying away? What's he taking Jo'
of for? IL he all dead from thu
lions? Oh. dear. why didn't he choK
'em? How long have they got to StaI
there, Just the gin and the new man
Mamma-Two years, It says.
Little Girl-Ain't they going to have
anything to eat for two yearSf
Girl in Front-oh. sec. her brothel
hears that their signals have beeI
seen! l was getting scared for teal
they weren't ever going to hnd them
Little Girl-oh, look at the man ant
the elephant Are they good men
mamma?
Mamma-Yes, yes. It's her brothe'
come to look for her.
Little Girl-oh, goody. goody! WIN!
do they bring the OlephGntf Why d
theyf
Mamma-To ride on. Of eourSs
Don't be foolish.
Little Girl-oh, zee the lions com
ing after 'eml o-ooh, lookitl Lookit
why doesn't the chopper chop en-
Why doesn't he?
Mamma-It does look like 9 dgh
place, doesn't It, eallyf He can
shoot both those lions with one a
row.
Little Girl-oh, why hasn't he 50
more! When they set eatsn al n
win they 90 to heaVoni VIII they
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