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New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

tomorrow evening for the benefit Of the
proposed Brooklyn Woman's Club house
The play is the very amusing farce Seven
DAYS" adapted from Mary Stuart Rine-
hart's when Man Marries," and should
prove a strong drawing card for all those
in sympathy with the movement to erect a
wOman'S clubhouse.
1t will be quite gala occasion for the
boxes are 70 be draped with flags ana
a score or more Of young women trocNed
in white with sashes OF red. the society
color. will go among the audience selling
candies and flowers.
They will be under the direction OF Mrs.
William Clifton Todd. and among them
are Miss Marjorie Todd, Miss Beatrice
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

Mrs George Albert Allin. Mrs. George
Litchheld AIln and Miss Kate Duryea Al
lin have issued cards for Tuesday and
wednesday afternoons. January q and 25.
Mrs Horatio Mortier Adams will give a
dinner at the Hotel Bossert next Thurs
day.
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

delicate green satin. They carried Killar-
ney roses.
Daniel Horton was his brothers best man.
and serving as ushers were Albert DUCK
worth. brother Of the bride; Harry Clarke
Ralph Horton and jerome Horton.
Mrs Duckworth was gowned I'm rose point
over peachblow satin, and Mrs. Horton
mother Of the bridegroom, wore duchess
lace over cream satin. Mr.. Horton Is a son
of Mr. and Mrs. Lotion Horton, Of No. IL
West nth stree. and grandnephew Of }.
NJ. Horton. He is a Princeton man. ana
Miss Duckworth to whom his engagement
was announced just before she went ABROAD
last June. was Packer girl.
on returning from an extensive wedding
trip through the South they will make their
home I'm Manhattan.
Mrs Frank Bucket. OF No. Il Wildwood
street. announces the engagement Of her
daughter Miss Marie Sprague Bucket TO
George HuXford Morchard.
Announcement has been made of the en-
easement Of Miss Elsie VI. kraemer,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick
Kraemer, of No go Greene avenue, and
Charles L. Holmes. son Of lIr. and Mrs.
Samuel Judd Holmes, Of Montclair.
The Brooklyn Society of New ENGLAND
Women. Colony No S, is to give a large
theatre party at the New Montauk Theatre
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

Eagarv important IS the announcement
.s fna srpaecment OF Miss Josephine
Stearrs Bacchus. daughter Of the Rev
D. John greenwood Bacchus, Of 40. 229
Gates avenue. ana Ul. Walter Truslo"'
son ~ Mr. and Mrs. John Truslow. Dr.
Bac,hus's elder daughter few years ago
married the Rev Frederick Harrison Dan.
bor Tr TUISlov. who IS bioiner OF
Nv. v.1.rf L Dickinson. Of Clinton street
lives at NO igi Washington avenue. lie IS
20 member of the University and crescent
Clubs Tr. Rev Ur EarChus Is rector oi
the Church Of the Incarnation.
The deIsntfm dinner dorcc which Mrs
Frank n. Page gave Thursday evening for
rer CON. Francis Strickland Page. at their
home. so 1go Willow street, was doubly
ENJOYABLE because of the intimate friend
shin existing among the guests. The table
auua.rtments were in yellow, the daffodils
used Iu the decorations giving a welcome
suggestion 81 spring Those present were
.+r and Mrs Philip Rogers Mallory llQFo-
thea E'rrorI. Air ana Mrs. bcaiE' -. ar
..Trt .bTi.. grahaurt. az whose recent wed
glree hfr Page served ss usher Nr. and
NIra Nelson Olrntt MARY L1t'im. Miss
Euli.e CLIFF Mallory and her fance. George
r moo. N.. Nu- Buchanan Jennings
ana ...|r..r T..t.. Miss Mary White
Cflas and ernest G1.Iaudet Draper whose
v.d..ur takes place February g, Miss
H..er Wood Miss Mabel J'aHaln, MISS
.u#l Barron. Miss Betty blodGeiG Nuf-
-.n I.nte.f, Richmond LonnoN Brown
.f ru..r Mallory
some Of Che most prominent dcbutantes
i'm Manhattan and Brooklyn viii receive
.I,. rf... UTrtsrer Harder when she
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

some Of Che most prominent dcbutantes
lu Nar.asau and Brooklyn VIII receive
ettr 1r.. H0rtcrsr Harder when she
makes Hor debut next saturday Miss
rf.-g.. 81. the daughter OF SIR and Mrs
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15
BROOKLYN SOCIETY
Weddings, Engagements and An
n0unCemertS.

Seldom. II indeed ever. has a week
brought forth so many important engage
ment announcements as the one lust past,
The announcement of the engagement Of
Mrs CrOwell Hadden. ir.. aud Or. william
Pohman Pool is Of exceptional interest on
the Heights. where DR.. Pool and his
fancee have been prominent in society for
many years. Before her marriage 10
Crowell Hadden. jr, SON Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Crowell Hadden, Of Remsen street, who
died about five years ago she was Miss
Elizabeth Busch, daughter Of the late
Peter Busch, Of Amitv street. DR. Pool Il
son OF the late Rev. Or. Charles n.
Pool and a brother Of Charles Scudder
Pool who in November married Miss Ade-
laide Chauncey. He lives at No. 1i7 Clin-
ton street
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

BROOKLYN ADVERTISEMENTS.
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

Mr. and Mrs. Edward II. Litchdeld re-
Gently entertained at dinner. Their guests
were Mr. and Mrs. Edward Harkness, Mr..
and Mrs Sterling Peters. Mr.. and Mrs.
Lewis Francis, Miss Chittenden, DR.. Will
lam 3 Brinsmade. Mr. and Mrs John Hill
Morgan. the Misses Iitchfed and Herbert
jtchfield.
New-York tribune., 1911-01-15

The Brooklyn Society of New Ensland
Women. Colony No. S, is TO give q large
theatre party at the New Montauk Theatre
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

rough stun on the shooting stars. after
one Stokes tried to corner the lead
market from the hips down.
This actorette may have had
thousand-dollar check which had
just been paid her for bric-a-brac, but
believe me, / would like to have had
slant at that bric-a-brac. And that
isn't ALL f
Spread the Glad News =
Well" said the S. s. Y, why don't
you spread the glad news and let ~
profit from your wisdom?'
KID" answered the 8. d. K, SUP
press your levity and I'll give you my
own impressions of this thing. The
story don't read right for a couple OF
good an valid reasons. In the first
place, the bill of the taxi man was
only eight dollars for an all day shop
ping tour, and that Is absurd on the
face of II. In the second place, 1t says
that the chauffeur was dnmfounded
with the sight of the thousand-dollar
check and had to call a ceD
Now. that's bunk on the face W
II. Any New York taxi driver would
have gone south with that piece of
paper in a minute and there wouldn't
have been any change. Did you ever
ride in New York taxi? No? Well,
1 once roomed with a man who had
a friend as did" .#
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

,Karlo, wich is the wattir spanyal pup
pie the butchir gave to ma, is not very
big yet, but hes big enuft tn have
teeth and bite awI rite Ma ses he is
ony playful. but it's "a funny way to
play, running aftir peepil and biting
thare anI1ils, Wich Is awl the farthir he
can reetch.
Last mite we was awl out avn the
Aunt steps and a messingir boy went
past and Karlo ran aftir him trying to
Bite his ankils. and the messingir boy
startid to run, saying, Get out of that,
get out of that, and pop ran and got
Karlo and sed to the messingir boy He
vas ony trying to play with you avn
akkount Of yure UNIFORM" But the
nnessingir, boy startid TO .kry. and pop
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

II a man can't make a noise like an
srxument he's got no business in the
Insurance line. - rt-
TIE easiest thing I've struck for a
long, time was Mrs. Forcitt landed
her for q 5000 endowment this after
hoon By the nuttiest argument you ever
heard in your life.
You see. she kicked that "a a month
was entirely too much to pay, with the
cost OF living gone up and fall hats
SIS apiece So here's the beautiful
proposition put up:
-sYes, Mrs. Forcitt, "a a month does
seem like a lot of money. Now IN
Tell you what I'll do. I'll make 1t 81
every two weeks"
NDoner, she says, and now I've got
her for a thousand endowment.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
SIZE HOLDS IT UP TO
THE MAN-HATER

paint all other men with the hatred he
inspired.
Mercy! but you are an unpleasant
feature of the social landscape. It's
a queer thing, but you are almost as
Questionable to other women as to
men.
Doctors say there is an actual poi
sonous element. a real chemical constit-
uent, which anger introduces into the
blood. And the constant presence Of
such a malignant poison must wreck
and ruin any constitution. You won't
have ANY health If you keep on hat
ing men. You won't even have energy
to launch the sneers and TRADES that
you fling about now.
Joy After Sorrow
Does It help any. manhating woman7
Are you happier? You are not. Some
where there may be a man, one of the
good, honest, well-meaning, decent-liv-
ing kind, who would take you in his
arms and make you KNOW that there
are good as well as bad men, Do you
know what joy after sorrow means?
Think Of the dawn with its tender
rapture of returning light, after a
night of gloom and misery. Sorehearted
that relief and ecstasy are
nothing, NOTHING to the delight Of q
restored faith in man.
But, how In the name Of wisdom, can
a man get near enough-or want-to
take you In hts arms when yolI make a
human poison-plant of yourself, send
ing out noxious odors and offering
thorns instead Of the flowers Of, well
come and the perfume Of kindness? 4
know you expect little from men: but.
even that little is too much to expect.
II yot keep on making yourself so FEAR
son1ely, frigidly awful.
Try smile You face will not break
II you lend It to such gracious use!.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

selfish men. who are keeping from us
the right Of suffrage. All. men. let Us
vote, amen. Look at the trousered oi-
peds sitting unmoved In this great audi
encs. Is there one among you who
would willingly grant US the right to
voter"
"Yeh" shouted little man IN the
back of the hall In the back Of his
throat. "yehr' s
Bless you, my good man." thundered
the famous equal rightser, "and who.
may / ask. are your ~
Il am ballot manufacturer he said
simply.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

newspapers with his atrocious -deinss.
you vitriolically imply that all men
are like him-which, of course, includes
the poor creature who has made the
mistake Aof getting near you-only HE
HAPPENED TO GET CAUGHT.
Maybe you loved man once; and
he proved unworthy. Since then, you
have deliberately fitted the garment
Of his shortcomings on every mascu-
line figure. You HATE the wrong HE
did you. And you daub and plaster and
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
The Latest Arrival
From FINLAND
WAS A FAN

As a small boy was standing on one
of the best library chairs and clawing
with his grubby hands some Of the
choicest bindings In the bookcase, his
progenitor entered suddenly and cried
rather sharply: What are you doing
at that bookcase, Wilfred?'
"Trying to md the history Of the
United states. father.
What for2"
why, Joe Billings, at our school,
saws Mike Donlin played with the
Giants year before last, and l say he
didn't. !"
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
AGAIN THE EXCEPTION

The schoolteacher was trying to
illustrate the difference between
plants and animals. 81;
r'Plants." she explained, ARE not
susceptible of attachment to man as
animals are"
How about burrs, teacher7" pfped
a small boy who had passed the sum-
mer in the country.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

IT see." said the stase-struck youth
adhering closely to his customary style
of opening a conversation. that New
York actress stumped a fussy chauffeur
by offering him a thousand dollar check
in payment for ride In taxi
ct read that same bunk myself,
said the stage doorkeeper without look
ing up from the palm OF his hands
where he was turning perfectly good
cigar into a mass of crumbled tobacco
preparatory to loading his jipe.
More Press Agent Dope
But 1t strikes me that we are up
against some more of that press agent
dope and a very poor brand at that.
Some of these press. agents seem to
be falling down on their jobs this year
and are pulling a very inferior grade
of stun. But what with Jake Astor.
''Maddie" Force, Doc Richmond, Julia
Geragfty and others putting over real
news that the editors are tearing out
their hair for. it's hard for a man to
exploit the ordinary little doings o.
the stage people.
The press gang began to fall down
when they began to put over that
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
Shall Women Vote?
Or, Thank You, Sir

Cordeiia Yankpurse, suffragette. stood
upon her dignity and waved her arms.
"when-ah. when win they give ~
long-suffering women the right TO voter"
she demanded
Nobody In the vast audience answered
Nobody knew.
1T is the men," she cried. the selfish.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
Our Insurance Man
Says Far Too Easy

When It comes to getting folks to
Sign policies and fork over the first in
sralment, let me work among the
Adies, bless 'em. They'll fall for any
thing that sounds like an argument. and
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
Loretta's Looking Glass
Drawn for The Washington Times.

-, n! foolish feminine fighter Of wind
mills! You keep yourself terribly
~ and exhaustively busy at COM
batting your natural instincts. You
waste your energy in opposing what
you cannot conquer.
You know, lots of people, especially
girls who are unconsciously wise enough
to follow their natural bent and be
agreeable to the opposite sex. think
that there Is some sour-grapiness In
your attitude. They laugh at you.
They think you scorn men because they
are not attracted to you.
But 1t is not that. often It is your
sense Of right, of decency and of Justice
that makes you such a-forgive me, but
It - so appropriate-sucha lemon.
The Faults of Women
How would YOU like it II all the
faults Of women were heaped up and
blamed on each Individual of the Sex?
Suppose some man would accuse you Of
being as light-headed as little Miss
Frills, as deceitful as Susie Subtle, as
catty as Kitty Maltese, as cold as
Frances Frigid. as dishonest as Tilly
Thfeving, as selfish as Molly Marplot!
Would you like the man?
Not If you had any OF the spunk OF
human Independence in you. You would
deliver a short range diatribe on the
unfortunate. accuser that would send
| him sprinting toward the prickliest OF
! berry patches for refuge. He would
not mind the snatch of thorns. He
would not feel the mild lacerations OF
| briers. The contrast with your en-
| tightening vocal velocity that ripped
| through his self-conceit and riddled his
composure would be so blissful.
But you do just this to men. If one
unwarily ventures In your neighborhood
4 .o,,,o r,oIa nrlr,;raI -. AYfal a.. q
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
He Took Action

Tailor-Has Mr.. Owens taken any ac-
ton, on that bill of his yet?
Collector-Yes, he kicked me out the
last time called to collect It.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

added proof and added stone to
the great temple love and happiness Isn't IT!
somewhat ruefuly-have not so happy
story did realize the awful extravagape
10 try to live clothes? good You
know Aunt before she went Fnand
| me then the old dear invited
come and spend and with thought of getting by
fair means promise of of gandmoher silver
our house
Shame-Faced Confession 10. .-.
@ Well listen shamefae confession walked through
the train ado into the train when shocked porter
hed un and said coach lady, the chair is in
'front.' and dear it was pride and suit and
said ooh really very haug and paid IS cents of boarded
Then when the
seemed asked the walk to the inn
that took bus there was
another Quarter the who brushed
me off and altogether decided that like unto solomon VIII
clothes nat he only
for the girl who wants to money ~ , - --.--,
lis foolish story but it bit deep because was ashamed
- think afterwards been big enough and fine enough
onre the appeals to PRIDE wanted extra
Am absoyed? may and play poker night because
o nease then shall guilty it's much nicer to share
= a little to have own It all alone '.
Thrill Of Knowing
widening circle OF
friends and getting such rea things to that some
if after all there beside you At your desk
Sometimes have thrill OF knowing
letters Sometimes wake at night
knowing hrobbng at the knowledge that you too
of most
wonderful thing in the world?
there alchemists out of fairy tales
for have turned the world to gold
for gold and dear. .' 'a"~ IL +
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
NOT Honestly

Miss Binks-Did he get his money
honestlyf
Mr., Jinks-welI, he told plain heir
ess he loved her for herself alone.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
Do You?

Do you no it, sed the man.
Yes, sed ma.
Does the dog no it, sed the man, and
ma sed. Don't get sawsy now, or I'll
report you.
nevir saw sutch a playful dog, sed
pop, and got up to stretch himself.
being tired of setting down, Karlo
ran at pop and bit 1 OF his -ankils,
and pop yelled Dutch. =
Put that dog in the house. pop sed
to ma, believe hes vishus, that's wat
believe. , -.
He was ony playing with you, sed
ma, and pop sed, Playing nuthing, that's
a vishus animil and he awt to be pun
ished.
So ma put Karlo in the house.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY
Captain MacIfwaine wishes all men
to wear boards. Is this hair 'em
skirt for the men in opposition to that
worn by. the ladies?-The Pink 'Un.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
Always a Chance

'Tm q poor, struggling widow"
pleaded the woman.
We'll, keep on your struggling" re-
piled the man; you may land another
husband before long"
The Washington times., 1911-09-04

without bcomn eligible for membership the stark
club. You make mind just sit back and
your friends dafy but Belle, that won't work
Before has bit you and you're sayfn
things you'd be ashamed have repeated the baby party
strong the offenders Bill and went
Ethel Conno last night and they had dayd party
1t Gets You Before You Know 1t
thought much for brain to get in it. so
sit back and watch" But
Ethel hostess started things by askn III Christmas before
New Years Monday irresistible longn
commit / tried appeal to reason
but it slppin' fast.
"Look here, Name, to myself 1e em be an object
example Don't anything that you'll be
ashamed of You've long life ahead Of to suffer
helped little bit but then Bill jumps and yes Women
girl lived that would willingly suffer
ager Suffrage you get Belle? Amt it awfI But to me
il the armful of hay thrown jumped
up and dared 'em to listen: :.
people killed when the city hall
what happen when Niagara fals? out but instead gvn
made and that about the
bean in 1t pretty broke the party,
Belle! alongside
of erusasT They're enough revolution.
Belle stopr You're gon spring yourse It IN
Ifm late Belle I'll tomorrow Spring
around house He tried to bite once
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
He Didn't

Pa-Didn't / tell you not to go swim
ming under any consideration?
Little wiliie-I didn't pa went un
der the old red bridge.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

gave him a dime. The most he gives
me is a nicxil wen 1 kry.
Bites a Man.
Then a man in wire overhails' went
by and Karlo ran aftir him and gave
him bite on the ankil, and the man
was going to kick MIN; and ma sed.
Hear, don't you dare kick that dog. Hes
ony a puppie. and he was, ony trying
to play with you.
Well, he was trying orfull hard, sed
the man, he must be playing gain
kalled Biting inishils in peepils anhls.
He sertenly is playful. dog. sed ma
to pop after the man had went 49,
Yes. sed pop. hes full Of fun. izent he.
Jest then a man calm up to lite the
lamp post, wich is in frunt of our
house, and wat did Karlo to but try
to bite his ankils and the man startid
to get mad and run aftir him.
Don't you no he woodent bite you, sed
ma.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
Cot His Goat

Mrs. Balker-How did you get Henry
to buy your new hat?
Mrs. wingo-I told him that II he
didn't I'd go in one Of his.
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
THE REAL LOVE LETTERS
= That He Received
80, Telling the Plans
OF HIS BRIDE TO B E

IAREST: Your blessed letter the early mail,
and so my day has been full of sunshine, full of
snatches of song, that bubble unconsciously to my
lips just because feel your words against my
heart. How used to laugh at the girls that car
ried their love letters around-poor Ignorant
little mel .,-l.- -... e.. ..... -
~ Your story of the increase Of your bank ae-
count and of the wonderful ability you seem to
have acquired in cutting down" on smoking and
car fare fills me with an elation that threatens
to fairly make my heart leap out of my foolish
little breast for very joy, because l sing Under
.ath nEfrIs doing il all for me- for me. and every
The Washington times., 1911-09-04
M A ME TELLS BE L L E
To Avoid Them, Because
There's Something Contagious
ABOUT DAFFYDIL PARTIES

Ellie, why is a bean in February like George
Washin'ton's birthday?
On account O. bean in February
Amt that little the other side o the
y limit, Belle? It's an example of tie legitimate
successor to the jigsaw puzzle and | take all
the blame for this particular sample Have you
been daffy enough yet to attend daffydn party!
They're the, latest and worst The man that
started daffydils, Belle, pretends to work for
newspaper, but take it from one who's been to
daffydil party, he's in the employ of chain
of insane asyums.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-12-01
WENT TO BLOCK CHEERFULLY
Sir Walter Raleigh, Under Sentence
of Death, Failed to Win Pardon
by Last Voyage.

Fate and justice worked some Pc
.uliar pranks in the olden days. Sir
Walter Raleigh, with the death SEN
.ence hanging over him for Is years,
lailing in his final voyage Of discovery,
.eturned to England and went cheer
'ully to the block He left the Tower
without the royal pardon in 1915. Inc
adventurous but still condemned man
lad received permission to make an
other voyage to South America. Ii ne
should be successful in the outcome
If his venture Raleigh knew the
Kings mercy would be granted MIN.
But this last expedition, undertaken
With such a vital interest at stake 1or
Raleigh, was unfortunate in all It's re-
spects. At San Tomas, on the cay
enne river in Guiana, his men made a
hostile attack upon Spanish settle
nent. AS England was then at peace
With Spain, this act of war against
he people of friedly nation was
most grievous offense against the
King. On October 90, 1913, he suffered
Heath by the AK. Having fingered the
edge, he returned it and said, smiling
% the sheriff: This is a sharp medl-
cine, but it is sound cure for all dis
cases."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-12-01

down to form three pockets for
thread, scissors, etc.
One large handkerchief will make a
pair of oversleeves for Office wear.
Double a mans handkerchief twice
and cut the sleeves by the lower part
of coat sleeve pattern The cor
ners left are to be cut off and sewed
to the oversleeves to form the cuffs.
One large handkerchief will make
two hair receivers. Cut the handker-
chief into two equal pieces. Fold
down the hem corner of one of the
strips and sew the hemmed and raw
edges together (turning in the raw
edge). This forms the front of the
bag. Fold the remaining portion up
and back-this forms the bag and top.
Finish with a band OF wide beading
across the top Of the bag. Run rib
bon in this and trim with the ribbon
bows.
Dresser scarfs, pillow shams and
table covers are made by setting small
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-12-01

handkerchiefs together with lace in
sertion. They may be edged with lace
Handkerchief cases are made by
folding three corners Of fancy hand
kerchief to the center and lacking
them together. Sew a small pearl but
ton here. Place little loop covered
with bow of baby ribbon on the 9th
er corner.
Laundry bags are pretty made OF
two handkerchiefs cat-stitched to-
gether on three sides. A tape casing
is sewed inside the top and baby rib
bon run in this closes the bag and
serves to hang it also.
Many pretty caps are made from
handkerchiefs. busting caps are made
by sewing a tape casing to large
printed cotton handkerchiefs (men's)
and running in an elastic. The cor
ners are turned up and tackled to
place. Breakfast caps are lace trimmed
and decorated with ribbon bows.
The pretty little gifts will cost, all
told, from fifteen to fifty cents each
some less and others little more.