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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
THE NOVICE IN OFFICE WORK

puts a tremendous and Notwithstanding
amount of energy into whatever SHE
does, only to do it badly, but even this
type seems surer Of success than the
brilliant and dishonest shirker, for the
person who habitually shirks her work
is dishonest She is taking what does
not belong to her; she is stealing the
time of her employer, and it is only
through exceptional and undeservej
] luck that she ever get on.
The Spirit Of Sinking.
Unfortunately there are Offices which
breed and foster the spirit Of Sinking
where the work is so badly managed,
so unsystematically done that clerks
are often left in tdleness for an hour
at a time And it is a real misfortune
for the girl bent upon success to fan
into such an easy berth as this.
Besides the fact that promotions was
always slow i'm an office where work is
conducted i'm a lax and unsvstematic
manner a girl getting her first dis
cipline i'm an Office of this character Is
apt to acquire habits Of carelessnoss
that will handicap her all through her
business career.
She is much better off if she starts
in an Office where everything is exact
ed and nothing excused. She then gets
training which will no of Untold
benefit 80 her.
A young woman who has recently
entered an Office complains there are
times during the day when she has
nothingg to do. Her work is entirely
dependent on a mans dictation, and if
he is very busy, or for any reason
neglects his mail, she is left in state
of idleness. She is too conscientious
to allow herself to pursue the methods
that some clerks do. She cannot with
comfort attend to her own private cor
respondence, nor read a book nor in
dulge in gossip and conversation dur
ing Office hours, but, being a novice,
she is at a loss to know what to do
with her idle time.
The best thing is always to so
straight to ones chief and ask for
work If he has no dictation to give,
he may find some other work to put
one to. The thing for every novice TO
learn is that her working hours belong
to her employer. She is there to do
his work. And it is the worst possibla
policy to idle.
If she does she soon becomes en-
crusted with the habit of idleness and
her efficiency is marred She can no
longer perform her duties with de-
cision and capacity. Sh becomes
dwadler, if not an absolute shirker,
and generally never gets bevond
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16

influence in the affairs of their world
The justice of my claim is already
tacitly recognized by most Of the Euro.
pean governments, and ! hope some
day to have it publicly acknowledged
in the way that have dreamed of and
striven for these many years. In 1863
the Powers came very near to placing
my father, Prince Theodore Christie
foro de Gouillon Paeologus, on the
throne of the Hellenic kingdom. His
candidacy was only defeated by his
inability to produce one single docu-
ment needed to establish his claim
as the legal representative of the true
royal house of Greece. Some time
after my fathers death, however, the
missing document was found in vault
at Malta and the chain of evidence in
support of my claim is complete and
irrerrangible.
II have no designs upon the present
kingdom of Greece, but when Turkey
falls-as fall she must before LONG,
shall wage an energetic campaign for
the ancient throne of my ancestors.
A committee of some OF the most in
fuential people in the British Empire
has been organized for some time to
support my claims, and when the psy-
Geological moment arrives they, as
well as myself will he heard from
Ample funds for a persistent diplo-
matte campaign is the only essential
requisite now lacking, but | am GER
tain they will come whom most needed,
for l have infiniteg faith in my cause,
in my friends and in myself And
faith, you know, is the power that
moves the universe"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
LACK OR HORSES

! Army officers and Department of
Agriculture experts are uneasy over
the lack of proper horses in the coun-
try for use of the cavalry and artillery
in case of war.
A comprehensive report on the sub
iect has been published by the bureau
of animal industry of the war depart
ment. 1t appears that there is much
trouble in finding suitable horses for
the army in time of peace, to say moth
ing of the demands that would be
made in case of war of any magni-
tude.
In this country now are about 23,-
100000 horses. 1t would seem that
out of this number there would be an
ample number for the equipment of
the cavalry and for artillery and
other army uses in case of war but in
an article on breeding horses for the
United States army, prepared by Cap
tain c. II. Conrad of the Third cav
airy and published by the Department
of Agriculture, doubt is expressed on
the subject The army type is said
to be scarce and hard to obtain.
Captain Conrad recommends legis-
lation by the states generally to pre-
vent the breeding of unsound horses.
In 1908 the government established
the system of remount depots for the
army. Under this system the govern
ment buys the horse young, at three
to four years old, and after breaking
them issues them to the troops. This
system has been found preferable to
purchasing the animals when ma
tured. But what the army officers
want, and also the Department of
Agriculture, is. system of govern
ment supervision of the breeding of
horses for the army.
Chief George M. Rommel of the ami
NAL husbandry division of the Bureau
of Animal Industry has devised
plan whereby from 1000 to $500 we'll
bred animals would be available for
the army every year. This would
about supply the demands in time of
peace.
1t is proposed to divide the country
into four districts and to rear Nor
gans, thoroughbreds, standardbreds
and saddlers. In time the best type
would be discovered.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16

Tba arl who is novice i'm ofie,
nc, and, n. ,,u5,,.. 49, ,.,,o no,
NV w
"'" cry ''' 'o''7'' 10 ''''''''''' ''''
by other clerks ana sometimes ever
by suhcbicfs. that it Is foolish to be
too conscientious.
po,,,. .., ,,.t.. .,.,,, ..,tr, ,.,,. ~. ,b
SUI "'.S W "'' '''- "''.. - SUI w gu '''.''
ow and insist that nothing is TO b,
gained 10y the overly CONSCIENTIOUS per
son
They urge the wisdom OF only oo.h4
what is actually demanded OF one. ana
cite pathetic examples OF earnest ana
constantly applied merit p''ou'u- oe
spondentIy at am obscure draN "n'.e
the brilliant and hads''.e -N'fA''
scars to higher 'o-I'u#
rms dangerous ana Ih7.0.oN7 '"N'.'
is apt to impress the novice as deep "
someWna' cEni.a. wisdom I'D Fea''.+
1t is the cheap philosophy or inc nam.
ual shirheD an. us -eM''al't "N...'... '.
by the hipHanlI. clever people VINO are
climbing 10 success oE the .'"o'' Oh
hyproorsy
II should never o" taken seriously
by any woman who earnestly desires
TO get on 80 her career To o' CON.
scientious is tremendous asset DIS
well sS a decent attribute Tor any Woo
man to possess, ana IL Is particular"
valuable for the woman VINO must oE"l
her way To success III the ""fIu 'I
business.
A Reliable Woman
There are many clever ana capanIe
women TO De touhu IN theee modern
times but the reliable woman, the con
scientiouS woman, the earnest woman
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
A HARD JOB.

Now, Bobby" said the mother an.
gTily, don't let me speak to you
again"
But" returned the naughty little
fellow, what can l do to prevent you,
mamma ?"-Satin.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
AN EXPLODED THEORY.

"Gran-pa, your talk about 'preserver.
ance winning is all nonsense"
why, my child?'
Here I've worked all afternoon
blowing bubbles and trying to pin 'em
on mothers hat"-Life
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
FOOTBALL ITEM.

He stood on the bridge at twilight
as the game drew near it's close. Twas
a pensive mood in which he stood on
the bridge of the haH-back's nose
Washington Herald.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
DRAWBACK.

Knicker-Do you like the revolving
door?
Bocker-No; you can't slam it when
Won are mad.-.Tudge.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
A HYPocRIrE.

PA, what's a IMPORTER"
"A man who pretends that he isn't
mad when his wife rearranges the
drawers and puts his shirts where he
can't find them.-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-12-16
SUPPOSED PORTRAIT OF WILLIAM St4AkESPEARE AND Del
JOHNSON SHAKESPEARE THE RIGHT

What believed be contemporary portrait william Shakespeare
playing chess friend
de Heyman Of
If this 0
prove of mucr
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-12-01
CITY NEWS.

shop early.
Watch Ewers-McCarthy Co. win
dow displays for correct holiday hab-
erdashery.
An aid to Christmas shopping
Gate City advertisements. Watch
them. Read them They will tighten
your Christmas labors.
Sherwood carries the largest line
Iof harness. lap robes, blankets and
harness supplies in southeastern Iowa
Call and see roe Main.
Merchants can be assured of the
appearance of their advertising in
this paper by furnishing copy early.
More than two columns of advertis-
ing was omitted from Wednesday
evenings issue because the copy was
furnished too late for the compositors
to handle the composition
The protestant churches of the
city. excepting the Episcopal and Ger
man churches. united on Thanksgiv-
ing day in union service at the
First Methodist protestant church at
1880 a. m. The preacher in charge
vas Rev. j. NJ. Brown of the Methodist
Episcopal church
Blanket your horse at Sherwood's
-Ewers Mccarthy Co.'S suits and
overcoats stand out boldly to challenge
your impartial comparison.
The Water Power company has
delivered $500 to Mrs. John Luckel of
Hamilton, H., whose husband died of
typhoid fever recently while in the
company's employ
Deeds conveying the Mccarthy
property on South Fifth street to the
Chicago. Burlington and Quincy rail-
road company have been filed In the
recorders Office. The property was
owned By Mrs. Mary Mccarthy and
others.
Ewers- Mccarthy Co. feature only
the best makes in boys clothing.
The Westminster Brotherhood OF
fers to Keokuk people generally. not
only TO the members of Westminster
ichurch and congregation, the oppor-
tunity OF hearing the lecture next
| Tuesday evening by DR.. D. C. Garrett,
rector OF st. Peters Episcopal church,
ST Louis Special interest will pc
taken in Dr.. Garrett because he was
born and reared In Burlington. and will
be remembered by many Keokuk peo-
Ir,e who knew him In his visits to Keo-
kuk. He was friend of the humor-
/ list Bob Burdette, in the days when
the "Hawkeye'' was made famous by
/ his writings in 1T. His father. VIM
Garrett was one of the pioneer citi-
Ezens OF Burlington, going there as a
| boy in 1896 Another OF his sons.
Tim" Garrett was for considerable
time connected With the Burlington
/ Route and thus known in Keokuk.
The lecture by DR.. Garrett on Secrets
tof Success" is presented to the com
munity, br the Westminster Brother
hood, without any admittance fee or
charge Of any sort. as part of the
work which it IS trying TO do for the
good Of the church and the city
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-12-01

a position with the Hamilton-Browr
Shoe Co Mr.. Montgomery has beef
with the Huiskamp Bros, Co for oyeI
TWENTY-FIVE years.
Miss Helen Hodge is visiting in For
Madison.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-12-01
PERSON AIS.

Miss Blanche Fink is guest OF
Hiss Celestine Agnew.
w s. Montgomery left Thursday
morning for st. Louis. Mo-, to accept
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-12-01

Again-shop early.
Watch Ewers-McCarthy Co. win
dow displays for correct holiday hab-
erdashery.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
Sill Gulenipiegcl, Der Sahie.
(slus einem bcutid,en S%olfsbude.)

Gnlenipieeel fonute ieinc Shalf-
heit nid)t laiien, ols er gen griuri
fam, no err nit giirgern mo Stit.
benton balb betannt mar. gr ging
cines cages oil Den SleiifbGnfen
porbei. % iprah Elm Messer sn
ibm. er iollte etrpos fauien u,b nit
nah Sailie nehmcn. gulenipiesel
ipraf: .@as ioa ih nit mir neb.
men9" Der Meeeer ipraf: ,gi.
mem 8raten." Gulenipiesel iprat
ia. nabm ben 8raten bel benz Gnoe
uno sing oamit bin. Der Wesser
lief ibm nad) mnb iagte: ,ytein.
niht olio! On miBt ben @raten be.
Sahlen." guIenipieseI iprah: Bon
Der ge5abling bobt Sbr mir nidts
aeiast, mr. oh i'd riht etipos nit mir
nehmeu moIte9 ino babel mieiet Str
aiii ben 9raten, bab ih Den nit mir
nebmen iollte. 1as fam ih bemei.
len init gliern Mafbarn, Die babel
itanoen." Die anbern Mesaer ia.
men bin5u unb iprafen ans SAP ia,
es lpGre mahr. Sic paren ibm aQe
gram, benn menn ientano su Den ai,.
bern Tessern fam iino ctrpas faufen
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
I'm siueitcn Sdnljabr.

2ebrerin: .glio Dor Dem Sim.
oenfall naren i'm EaraoieIe sic
Sbiere nidt 10 milo, 9ornen ilno 81.
iteln 1iht 10 lditia. @er meiB nod
etmas, mas i'm Saraoieic picl, bel
better mar ais iest2"
Ealllden: ia bat bem @emein.
oebirt ieiu 3iegen6of nod nift 10
geitinft."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11

froote 5hIiprlid Sie QIp;rcr nh nm
gen babe. "a crbob lid Cit 7iGhri.
ger Srtrps, 500 frelineltrahleno esile
9ti'iobari1lofttta ans Der Sa't,e ltno
Iragfe: .Sarf If Jbr,etl etfpas Dor.
lpteleh 9err Superior? "Snr.
49,
YIN yserffianoer.
SnaIfner: .Ete: Ste raiid9en.
.Shr Ntd)frailder" lfept pon sroB
oranBen:
SoihtlNer Silce: use pa'Bt oran'
Beh mer rai'd)e Ia orln!"
"
Xnrid1uk.
shreiber (,Soerrbl. acrr mcier
Gle ihenfeu mir inn 9inter INNER
eiucr oboeleaten Mu,uo
G6ei: .9orten sie's hoh, obi"
Shreiber: 30. id motto Sie
frozen, Oh Gle mir nid,t poridnrs.
meiie Ihon iest cine Sole oebe,,
fountenl2"
&sx
s(,s s.~ Sh,r. :
n:. m.an
yu %ulsu,ei ,n uleletseotf9e et.
Sup..e, 'u.e osl y pen 9ss.ul!o
S Sa matama r ssg.. gus Ct o.s ssSt.s
u s;n Gaia No eIl1ag"'s. .S.eles anes
ipin l9 utr geueH, IpeHH OH HNeper-
falllf limo MID artbefelt.", iteloete
ltr etne S1nierin 81 Worfe ii1lo
1prdn:. "9err adfedlet' oas mar
aoer etre lf1redltne Vred]belt bonn
aeiiTel. 9te form CT penn 10 efipas
lagens Sas ales Daf INN ID gar
nlut ellirlal sepori!
o:. m.
ess;;., aenH e.saS m, S,s Tsa'S s..
S QUIZ sl pe. pet
o. m.n S.e Sso'
,neg we maIs os SesI'ua.
I;si, 81. M ..n.ssn SasI''
n.o ,w SsI ue1emosa
o;,' mSSa i.ei e.
;Mid,s u nor se rl so& gasa' -, e o ~, @ 81.
SAME. Oor) ods 9tdoogen ing an ill
metfien h1o lprou: $50 hlffe. Serr
aatedet ld) fahf ods nlrf. Sfl DIN
pei ger Sod1Selr gu aa1a frallt ge-
poroet: stafltrlt1 9roBes 9etad)'
ler IN oer Sdlie.
c., ,,,,,.
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m". % ,pa' " e'r..I.
w. g., osss.,s, to.e
so,. -, a 49,, a nm aaS lpt'u N pu.
o1 a..s a' ".y'uW
ma, W a. H: oas w. a.snooe!.
MI. sas 'S nleoi nv.
Hssa l'su..s Den In VI pse
~ ~. onm. a'sao.'uu!sM u,'s.
sre,s I m aaaa e ersa,ua ttSas i Oep a pas
Ian mt oen sserfen:ns. stun, mod
intr ai'o oas areilS. Gu lagf Der
Siel1e niigeolloi9: rSeD. pitd otd)
oouJ' pab 'W e OH hlaa)eh rann'
On o;,,. mssSn,,s,,n u.u
e,tsd,st Nv ,;n Wsgs4om INV W
m,,siss Msu ~. ''uu
;op % a.. ~" aa wv Iiaa
.Te~ ,;,s. oa.a sa auiSa,.a
,na ,a,to @ y"a "sn .'iu'a'lta
n,ays .su"o."o g.'on :u
Ys;thor H.. VIZ W., "Ga sanS nesa'
,rahion -" w "'' 'u0" le9t W
=
G;, o,.,a, ,sss., o:..
i, Ssr ; Sye;;s ,m"r u'm mOe ~
ton0 ;hr,a. .aa
iooo IW'etue". VI ipts7 puluuI plu,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
spab mnR aud iein.
Galih auiaefaft.


Salid auisefast.
EDDIE Tim @ebiresborf einen
8auernburifen beim Seniterln CT.
tappenb): Sid, ntein @iiteiter, gebt
Sie's oof 10 mie mir -. begommen
sc oob eeenen SatsIhliiiiel nif?"
Bonn aaiernenbuf.
Sberit I. pilcgt ieine 2eiiie ueben
Der nnerI1Bli6en Sirenge NIT flei.
men 9elobnungen a%n5uieiteru.
MS Der sroBe Gag Der 9eiifti.
aiine aneebrofen lit unb Die ,aerls"
antreten, fraet 2elitnant 3. einen
Der @r%enaoiere: nsllio, aropuid1fe,
tpenn beilt' ales flappt, mas sibt es
6anr2"
r9ann is iih belt @beno ganse
Regiment beioifen. Serr 9entnantl"
n9ta, no, mir mollen iagen, banr
befommt jeoe 8orporalid,aft elm SAB.
hen gier, niht lpabr?-Wenn es
aber nidt flappt, mas banr. a,l.
riusfi2"
y9onn-oann iinb iih MIR Die
Serren Sffi8ier beioffen!"
xxx
Gnf 1fmiuesen.
Srau: 30 tparit on oenn geitern
Raht ipieber 10 lanee2
Waftn: gei einem giiten SreunSe.
Srau: 60! l1no mo- mar benin
Der CUTE Sreunb?
Wann: Sm--im Saloon.
x&x
0leidJe 4niidten.
Sic: slf, Die M1nner taiiaen ia
beut5rtase ale nif,ts, id babe mir
porsenommen, ME St beirntben.
@r: Wtein Srdillein, gang oieielbe
Iniift babe aud ibid CLAUDE bes.
tolb, mir spei saben elm red)t bar.
moniihes Taar!
xxx
Sicb.
Mann (ber i'm 2erifon alif ben
Hamen Srahen itoBt): Shoii, Mlte,
on Bit ia aud ifon i'm aonperin-
ttcnslerifon!
- - -
ainolid.
2iesfen: go lit Sic toote Sante
iest, Matld2
Iama: Ssm Simmel!
2iesden: limo ba bat iie uns nod
feiile Iniiftsfarte geifift2
- - -
6rage.
8iiien Sic, ipariim gbrlihfeit am
langiten ipdbrt2
antport: @eil lie 3ienlano &C.
brulht!
- y -
gon Der &ebricite!
ogber, Serr @tesgermeiiter, mo-.
RIM baben Sic lid oerln BON bitten
pbctograpbieren laiIen2"
Mesger: yGii, bon borne ieh id)
MIDI ia I'M Spiegel." y@uffaiten."
- - -
Grite Gritif.
~llnteroifi5icr (Su neueinsetretcneil
&efruten): r@eitern babt ibr Den
5abneneib seif,poren; iest peib /
net, ISIS mas nit eitf ODER is's mir
nit eud, mir ifeint o6er, 3 is eber
mebr mir wie uas!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11

bern cinen 8oifen ia ni,f feiner,
ionoern einen Shdoel. Or bat
nift einmal SGnoc, oas limo Yrosen,
iinb feline SiiBe, ionbern Sarcn."
Mfan fam iif benfen, ruie iebr bieier
Sfers beloht ipllroe, iiub nod, in lei.
men ip1teren Sobreu erSdblte Der
greiie Jthter geri,, rpie eritaiint or
gelpeien, ais linn bas &Gtbicl aiifse.
seben fpuroc. beiien Ieutllna bod
ifIlieBlih 10 leiht mar.
- y -
Sriftiacr @ermeigcrnnasgrnno.
Notar (sn ieinen Streiberu, Die
lint Notwithstanding bitten):
,IaS gebt nid)t. meine Serren! Sic
Itno iest, nafoem Die ne,le Srtbos
graphic fait iGmmtlid,e ~" beieitigt
bat, pbuebies 81 bod be5ablt!!"
- = -
Der pcrliebfc Bros.
graiit: rMein 9r1utigam lit 5l
eiierIiiftie! Ils ih ibm er5dblte,
baB IN oem WGlbfen am Sbor lit
einem girfenbaum mein Gtame nit
Dem zines Sugenhfreunbes einge-
ifnitten lit. ba bot or gleih ben gan-
get, @aIo e%efauft nno abbol5en lai=
Ien!"
Giner, Ser's pcritcbt.
Game (im &%eItaurant): r0ie
Eortion lit bod aber gar 5ii f%leiit!"
aelner: ,gber id bitt' Sic, gnd-
Oises Jrai,lcin, fir iolb elm Miino.
hen!"
@pm aaicrncnhuie.
ltnteroffisier. Gin ed)tes Hbiltos
seros foitet %ungefGbr $4,000 Mari.
-aerls, NIT Gud) fonnte man &c
ifdfte mof,en!"
Inter JrennSen.
,Ienfe, Dir, Der @robian WtiiGcr
bat mir aeitern elm rRbino5eros" al,
Den 8npf gcDorfen."
Ienih, uno babel bit oli unbe-
ihdbigt ge%blieben? slber if) babe es
ia imrner sciast: Ger Gummc bats
@liif!"
Giner, Der iid] sn belicn fueiR.
aauimann: ,Saben Sic grfab.
runs i'm Serfauf bon SorSeaanmqa.
ren?"
Smuggling (oer iif Inn sic Steae
bemirbt): ySe1r groBe."
4aufmann: yg9ir nollen ieben
mas niiroen Sic tbltit. mer,rt snidaie
ein iebr nerthoolles Stiif ser.
brGd)e?"
SiinsIins: sd piirbe es chit
meilen S~iiiammcniesen unb an einer
Ylos iteIlen, NO ein Sorbeigebenoer
IoSuiaeen senotbist mdre, es 81 80
ben SIT merien."
3auimunn: ,Sebr gut! Sd ltel(
Sic iofort on; Sic rperOen es I'll ct.
mas britgen."
Gr fiat &cd)t.
Sroieiior tim gramen): @as III
9etrne2
Staoent: 9etri,e mGre es 3. 9
penn Sic mid iest burhfallen laiien,
Grofeiior: llnperid)Gnttcr Menid,
Sbrer 7ummbeit pcgen meroen Sic
ourhfallenl
Shloent: @craoe oeSbalb, Seri
Yrofeiior, Senn getrug lit bic slus'
niteltng BON 9ummbeit zines anoe'
rem 5i beiien Shaben.
SIS
Seiufiblis.
S~oriisenocr: rltnb MN iagen SiG
inns nod, Ingefloster, rpariim Si(
mir @aaren nobnien. - Die pollt
&aiie aber nnberiibrt lieBen?"
Nngeflagter: ND, 8ott, Serl
ErGiioent ,--l,un balten Sic mir Das
audi nod por!"
~ y -
Ans benz 0eridtsiaai.
Hihter: .Sie iinb II Sabre alt
Sic baben bel Der lesten @ubl nit.
geltimmt ntb geidlporen, oaB Sit
spiifen 81 nno % ieien. @ie four'
ten Sic Dies ~beidw6ren2"
Nnseflaater: .@an5 gut. SD bab(
einen 3ettel nit Der Sobl 81 in Der
Sd)ub rtb einen sipeiten 3ettel nit
Der 3ahl % in meinen SUIT setbar
mo babe ionit nitt falih aeidnc.
rem, Setn ih babe smiid,en 81 i,no %
g~eitunoen."
- y -
Sia Gnlenipiesci, Der Sadie.
(Aus einem beutid)en Solfsbufe.)
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Niencr Sdcrs.

ais Der fiirSlid) peritorbene Srieo.
rid Spielbaseu emit bel einem otter.
reihiihen er5bersog 81 Gid scla.
Den mar, ersab iih i'm 2a,tfe Ser I'm.
terbaltuns audi mauhes id,erSbaIte
Yroblem. Der Gr3bersos ipanbte iif
on ben Sihter, Inn ibm ein RGtbiel
ST. ratben nuiSngeben. ,@er iii
bas3" fraate Der Grsbersos: Or
bat feline Miteen, feline Sbren, feline
Naie, feinen Mnno, ia ioaar fcinen
aopi. feline tSGuoe unb SiBe, uno
bod lit es elm Wenih." Spielbaacn
bad,te cine 3eitlans iiber Die 2oimna
oes &dtbiels nod, mlbte aber ihlieb.
lid erflGren. oaB err Die 9eutlrns
nif)t iinoen fDrne. so min ih es
Sbncn iaaen," meintc Der Grsber.
500. .GS lit ein Selterreider."
.Mie, elm Seiterrei1er?" entaeanete
Spielba9en eritaunt. mo matte elm
10 peroustes @eiidt, baB Der GrSber.
,og in lantes 2aten ansbrad,. ,gtiun
ia, Elm Seiterreider bat feline aiiaen,
ionoern 8uderln, feline ShreL ion.
bern @aiheln, feline Noie. ionocrn
cincn Sdmeder. feinen Nunb, ion.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
6inoermuno

aiirSlif beiilftc Serr Sbcrinipef.
for Settler cine ShuIe. Seine bic.
oere, leutielise art sefiel Den Shii.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11

EDDIE Tim @ebirssborf einen
8auerr6urifen beim Seniterln ers
tappenb): Sid, ntein 8iiteiter, gebt
Sie's oof 10 mie mir . begommen
sc oob eeenen Satsihliiiiel nif?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
Epliseilides.

&ihter Gum @enoarm): Ser
arreitant, ben Sic einsebraht baben,
bat aber swei 3entimeter iuelliser
9orperlonse, als Der seiunte Gin.
BREEDER laiit Stedbrief baben mub."
8enoarm: rMh, Der lit ia crit Is
Sabre alt; Der fanlt nod madien."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
Gincs @eidlen Spbn

fam bon Der %llniperiitGt nad Sauie,
Inn ieine @ltern 81 beinden. @n
einen abenoe luitrOen spei Sauben
a:tm eiien anigetraaen; ba ioste Der
gelebrte SobL baB CT onrd) 2osif
nno Iritbmetif bemeiien fonne, oaS
oieIe 5ruei Sartben orei ieien. Gas
lab uns boren," iaste Der Batter.
Der Sobn iaste baraui: .9aS lit
ems, rno bas lit 5ipei, Gins uno
alpei aber MAIDEN brei."
Ter Batter antiportete: Ia Su
oas 10 rpobl ailsaeood,t bait, 10 iol(
Ieine Miitter Die erite Saube babcu,
id mill bic 5lpeite nebmcn, uno oie
brittle masit On iiir lid Inn 9einer
@elebriamfeit wiaen bebalten."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11
Grite Gritif.

llnteroifi5icr (Su neueinsetretenell
&efrrten): v@eitern babt ibr Den
Sabneneib seifiporen; iest meib /
net, ISIS mas nit e,th ODER is's mir
nit euf, mir i6eint ober, 3 is eber
mebr mir mie mos!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11

Sic: ah, Die W1nner tai,seit ia
%beutsutase ale nifts, ih babe mir
porsenommen, ME St beirntben.
Gr: @tein Srdillein, gang bieielbe
Iniiht babe aud ibid CLAUDE bes.
balb, mir stuei saben elm red]t bar.
moniihes Taar!
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" "
Seinfhblis.

Soriisenber: .ltno MN iagen Sic
inns nod, Ingeflaster, ipariim Sic
mir @aaren nabmen. Die pole
&aiie aber itnberiibrt lieBen?"
Nngetlagter: Md 8ott, Serr
TrGiioent, --run balten Sic mir oaS
olid) nod ppr!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-04-11

8nt %beredjnet.
Game: ~@iepiel Wilh sibt Cure
Sub tGglih?"
aubmaso: ~3pei 9iter trinfen
Dame: Limo mas maht Sbr nit
Ser Wilh2"
arbmagt: n3pci 2iter trinfen
mir ielbit unb Swoli Siter p~erfauiclt
MIR"
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~sber, Serr @esaermeiiter. pa.
RIM baben Sic lid beun BON bitten
pbctograpbieren laiIen2"
Wesger: SOU, bon borne ieb id
MIDI ia I'M Spiegel. g, @udfaiten."