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pamninu With False Praise.

William Dean Howells, the author, was talking about a criticism that praised him almost fulsomely.
 'I don't quite like such indiscrim- mate praise," he said. Such praise does man more harm than good. It is like the enthusiastic policeman's remark about the genial new mayor
 "'Oh, he's a fine feller,' the police man said. Why, it don't matter who ye are, he'll get drunk with ye.'"
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couraged when advised to use Doan's Kidney Pills. I did so and when had taken one box, the pain left me. I kept on and a perfect cure was the result"
 When Your Back Is Lame, Re- member the Name-DOAN'S." soc a box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
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some days I passed half a gallon of blood. They wanted to operate on me and l went to St. Joseph's Hospital at Omaha, putting in three months there without any gain. I
 - 1 l. Ny H.
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x foods SarsapariIla

Cures all humors, catarrh and rheumatism, relieves that tired feeling, restores the appetite, cures paleness, nervousness, builds up the whole system.
 Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
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There is no animal that responds so quickly to good treatment and gen erous feeding as the pig. And none that will degenerate so rapidly if not cared for and poorly fed.
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Not for Him

Farmer Hayseed Gin the city)- I want ter find an eatin' house.
 Accosted Pedestrial-Are you look ing for any particular place?
 Farmer H.-Wall. not too durned p'tickler.-Boston Transcript.
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Riqht Place.

Henry may be bad student. but at least he is consistent"
 "In what way?"
 q caught him swearing over his profane history"
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Early Training.

"She claims that her ancestors stood torturing with red-hot pincers."
 'I believe it She can wear shoes three sizes too small and look happy" -Harper's Weekly.
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To obtain a maximum supply of milk, small pastures, allowing ire quent changes of feed, should be pro vided.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

The dairy cannot be managed just
 right without the use of thermome
 ter-and it must be a good one-no
 25 cent affair.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

The ultimate end of the hog is pork, and the quicker the growth to market
 maturity the more profit there is in lit for the feeder.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

As rule, large flow of milk is associated with low per cent of fat, while a small flow shows higher test.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

All eve lambs that are not desir.
 able to raise as breeders should be
 given extra feed and sent to the block early.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Grinding the grain makes it more digestible, and the more digestible the feed the more milk from a given amount.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Blood Poisoning is often caused by slight cuts or wounds. Death may result. Hamlins Wizard Oil will draw out the poison, heal the wound and prevent se- rious trouble.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Sheep are comfort lovers and the man who neglects to provide them with good, dry shelter makes a costly error.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

A cheap harness is really about the most expensive thing on the farm, as # sometimes costs life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

The individual COW must be consid. cred and reckoned with.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red Cross Ball Blue. Makes beautiful, clear white clothes. All good grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

There is nothing like silage to keev the dairy cows appetite on edge throughout the long winter period.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

The farmer has not yet discovered a more efficient fertilizer and humus for the soil than animal manure.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

It is mistake to treat the herd collectively.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

What makes old age so sad is, not that our joys, but that our hopes cease.-Richter
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Relationship.

ReIatIonShIp. Facetious Conductor-Young wom an, is this your sister? Prim Little Miss (with large dolD- No. sir; she's my adopted daughter
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IN HOSPITAL NINE MONTHS.

Awful Tale of Suffering From Kidney
 Trouble.
 Alfred J. O'Brien, Second St., Ster- ling, Colo, says: q was in the Bal timore Marine Hospital nine months. The urine was in a terrihle state and
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Plausible.

Sunday School Teacher-Why was the fiery furnace seven times heated
 Tommy-I suppose it went out be- tween times.
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If seas sl.sssa sss., Tiss ase Thompson's Eye Water

Talk is cheap. Give us the silent lady on the silver dollar every time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes At all good grocers.
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At the Dance.

"Ah say, Miss Mandy, am you pro- gram full?"
 'Lordee, no, Mir Lumley It takes moan a san'wich an two olives to fill nah program"
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Sometimes a man who fiatters gets even with a girl who firts.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

It takes a bachelor to think that he understands women.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10
In Sunday School,

What can you say of Cain"
 He was the first boy scout?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gnms, reduces inhsmmac ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c 8 bot le.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Every corrupt judge examines badly the truth.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10
In order to become nuisance you have only to hunt up grievance

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take as candy.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

It is by no means sufficient to make an auditor grin with laughter.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10
CHRISTMAS POST CARDS FREE

Send 20 stamp for i've samples of my very choic- est Gold Embossed Christmas and New ear Post Cards; beautiful colors and loveliest designs
 Art Post Card Club I3l Jackson St, Topeka, Kansas
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There are many who recite their writings in the middle of the forum.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10

Apologies are perfectly satisfactory ito those who make them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-11-10
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTEI. .ESS CHILL. TONIC. You know what you taking The formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing 1t is simply Quinine and Iron in tasteless form, and the most effectual form. For groWD people and children, 50 centa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
HEMERY AS TIMEKEEPER
Takes Day Off as Driver and
Times Rivals.

Savannah. Ga. Nov. 23-Victor Hemery'
the famous French racing driver VINO Won
the Grand Prix i'm France this year with
Fiat and who will drive a Benz here next
,rbursdav I'm the Grand Prize race, did not
,rncttso to-day. but acted as volunteer
tinekeeper at the grandstand. Hemery
paid no attention to the light cars nor ana
he bother with all of the drivers OF pls
cars. Hughes was out in the Mercer SIX
but was not timed. Hemery SAID bruce
Brown in his Grand Prize Fiat had mace
the hest round during practice, covering
the seventeen-nlile course in Il minutes %
seconds an average of s2.2 miles an hour'
Bragg. m a Fiat, made a round in ten sec
ends slower time. Other rounds timed Oy
Hemery were.
BergdoI 1906, De Palma i lt'i9; M MaffoT55
1909: Hesrne. l4:5s; Parker if'''
1892. Matson. 1870
F. f. Edwards. chairman of the technicaI
committee of the American Automooile AS
ISOLATION. acted also as timer until he
stopped his watch accidentally.
THE fastest rounds of the drivers tlrned
bv Mr.. Edwards were as follows;
Heavy cars-Bruce-Brow CFiaO, 1922 Par
ker fTiat). f4:5l; Grant Uozier). l4:O9; Dlsorow
Pore Hummer Sis "a t "a Milford Tozisr}.
~ - a. Usarne CBenz). 1928: De Palma tMer-
cedesl. 14:O9 Bragg Fiat). l3O9; WiSnar II ,sa
cedes) 1915: CObe tJackson), L. 80
fFIao' 1917: Bergdoll BENZ. 1906 0os miie'
an Li hIu'' cars-Disbrow Ccase) 1881: Hughes
(Nfercor). 14:41 go miles an hour: Roberts 40
Nikreut CIaruon. 1853 2: Barnes CMercen'
10 80; Keene (Marunonl, lO.Oof
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24

Navy, though he acknowledged inc
strength Of the Army team Lieutenant
Howard has announced the makeup OF
the team for the start OF the game at
Philadelphia, and It is as stated earlier IN
the week.
The lineup will be:
Hamilton, left end Brown. left tackle
Wakeman, left guard; Weems. centre;
Howe right guard Redman. right tackle
McReaver right end; Gilchrist, quarter
back: Captain Dalton, left halfback'
Nichols, right halfback Rodes, fulIbacK-
The average weight of the team is 10 I'll
pounds. The team and substitutes num-
Der thirty-sx. and coaches, attendants and
others, bringing the whole number OF the
party to sixty will leave at 500 o'clock
tomorrow, and are scheduled to arrive at
the Broad street station at 1l15 a. m. The
party is under the charge Of Lieutenant
Commander Allan Buchanan, and VIII stoN
at the Hotel Walton. There IS feeling OF
Quiet confidence here over the outcome Of
the game and there is no doubt that the
eleven Is one of the best that has ever
the Academy.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
CORNELL IMPROVES A BIT
But It Is so Little That Coaches
Are Not Satisfied.

Ithaca. n. Y, Nov 23.-Again the Cornell
football squad assembled on Alumni Field
for practice this afternoon, and a long, hard
drill was held which was not the kind to
satisfy the demands of the coaches, if
PENNSYLVANIA is to be beaten a week from
to-day. The scrubs seemed to have the
advantage too much of the time although
an occasional burst of form from the reg
ulars saved them from a ruthless slashing.
Early in the session signal drill was IN
order. and each play used this season was
taken In order and dwelt upon. repeating
the formations until smooth work resulted.
Butler and O'COnnor practised punting and
drop kicking. This feature was not up TO
the standard Bitter, for some unexplan-
able reason. seems TO have lost every bit
Of ability he ever had as a place kicker,
falling to-day to kick goal from the
25-yard line.
Jess Whyte and Eyrich were both on the
field to-day, the formers arm being in
sling. Eyiich paid only short call, to have
a talk with Jack Moakley before lie left
for Brooklne with the 'cross-country run
ners. II Is probable that Eyrich will at
least warm M tomorrow and probably get
into action on Saturday His place has
been filed temporarily ~ Franklin. good
substitute. Dan Reed, although not dis
outraged. considers that the team requires
ahout three weeks to prepare them for the
canning game. and by way Of crowdng into
single week all the drill needed the
workouts on the field are as severe as he
can make them, and these are supple
mented with training table talks each even
ing.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
MACKMlLLER REDEEMS SELF
Stigmatized as Traitor, He Re
earns His Letter.
IN Telesranh 10 The TrIbunc. ]

Madison, Wis. Nov. 23.-By awarding the
varsity wv" TO william +. Mackmiller
guard on the University Of Wisconsin foot
ball team the Wisconsin athletic council
stamped i's approval tonight on his per-
sistent effort to remove from himself the
stigma OF disloyalty with which he was
branded last June MacNmiller Is one OF
the best athletes that Wisconsin has ever
developed. but for disobeying training or
ders last June on the eve of the departure or
the varsity crew for the Hudson he was
summarily dropped from the eight ana ieel-
ing against him was so intense tnat ne
was deprived of his varsity letters, one
of which ne won on the crew or lslV ana
annther which he earned on the Brldlroh
year ago.
Mackmiller at the time determined 10
leave the university. but he felt later that
the lesson was worth the learning ana
came back TO the university this fall ana
went out for football At first he was
Stunned and barely made the scrub. but by
sterling playing he forced himself on the
coaches and was put In the lineup Tor tne
most important games Of the seton. lie
played better football than he knew how
against Minnesota last Saturday and was
made a hero by the student body. with MS
football W. retrieved. lac says that ne WIN
show Harry Vail, the crew coach, that ne
can be depended upon. and says he VIII be
back at No. 3. his old seat, In the varsity
eight at POughkeepsie next June.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
SERVICE ELEVENS READY
Army and Navy Have Last PFac'
tiCe on Home GridironS.
START FOR PHILADELPHIA
Dean May Get in Game for West
Point-Middies in Tip-Top
Condition.

philadelphia Nov. 2S.-Preparations for
the annual football battle between the
Army and Navy on Franklin Field to-mor-
row are almost completed. The University
Of PENNSYLVANIA athletic authorities have
taken the precaution Of keeping the field
from freezing or from becoming too soft
from possible rain by covering the playing
ground with straw and canvas. This viii
be removed tomorrow afternoon when the
rival teams will use the field at different
hours for final practice. Then the grldiron
will be covered again for the night. The
two football squads will arrive about noon
tomorrow.
Ticket speculation in connection with the
game has received extraordinary attention
this year. and despite the efforts made TO
keep pasteboards out Of the hands OF spec
ulators. few of the seats are reported to
be on sale on the street and in the hotels.
They are selling as high as $35 and $40 a
pair, according to location.
Franklin Field will seat 21,mO persons,
and the naval and military academies ana
the university have each received 5000
tickets. The seats given to the Army ana
NAVY are distributed free. but the uniVer-
sity's allotment is sold al 81 30 ticket and
the proceeds turned over TO the organiza-
lions for the relief Of the widows and or
phans of officers and men in both branches
of the national service. a record OF every
ticket has been kept, and where tickets fan
into the hands of spectators and the fact
is discovered duplicates are issued and the
original tickets declared void. So far as
the university authorities can learn an
exceedingly small number of seats haze
found their way into tho hands Of the
spectators.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
OUlKERS EASING UP
Have Last Hard Practice for the
Cornell Game.

philadelphia. Nov 23.-The University
~ pennsylvania football team had its last
hard nractice on Franklin Field this after
noon preparatory 20 the Thanksgiving Day
como with Cornell Tomorrow the lfed
and Blue squad will give mp Their nome
,,,o,,,ds IN the Army and Navy teams
The work Of the varsity was the best
.,,co the Michigan game and in the scrim-
90 with the scrub scored three times IN
49, tbap ff,een minutes by clever work
tearing through the scrub line TOT o's b""nS
and going around the ends aiihos. At VIM
whrn he second team took the 'aiSiV
place Thaycr and Marshall were i',ui' ''u"'
jy coached IN punting and drop hichihs' an"
Thayers punts commanded me aoi"lI 'io"
Of even 70 seasoned q veteran as "e''Be
Brooke.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
WELLS AND WOLGAST MATCHED.

Los Angeles, Cal. Nov. 25.-Tom Jones,
manager for Ad Wolgast, the lightweight
champion. said to-day he had accepted
proposition for fight between Wolgast
and Matt Wells. the English fighter, FOR
December lG or %.
The conditions are 1873 pounds at ,
o'clock, and Wolgast is offered lump
sum for his end of the purse. How much
the lump sum" is IL not said.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
MICHIGAN OUT OF BIG RUN
No Reason Given by Wolverines
for Withdrawal.

Boston. Nov. 23.-Ten colleges will be
represented Saturday morning in the thir-
teenth annual 'cross-country championship
Of the intercollegiate A. A. A. Of America
which is TO be run over a course OF SIX
miles on the grounds OF tho Brookline
Country club
Announcement OF the withdrawal Of the
team which was 10 carry tho colora OF
Michigan was received tonight, no reason
being ascribed for the action. Michigan
had been regarded as a likely contender for
second place, first being generally conceded
10 Cornell.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
BOUTS ON CARD TONIGHT
Beecher and Howard Booked for
Hard Fight.

Willie Beecher, who recently fought
remarkable battle with Battling" Nelson,
and Willie Howard, the Ridgewood boxer,
will meet ia a ten-rOund bout at the
American Athletic Association tonight
They will weigh in at l35 pounds at 3
o'clock this afternoon The winner will in
all probability be matched TO meet knock
out" Brown. a slashing battle Is sure TO
result Beecher and Howard are of the
rugged. aggressive type. They are in
splendid condition and confident of victory.
Action galore is assured at the Mount
Vernon Sporting club when Biz Mackey
the oldtime Cleveland featherweight. and
Ty cobb, Of Cleveland. meet in a ten
round bout tonight In his time Mackey
was one of the best men who ever drew on
a glove. and there are many who predict
defeat for Cobb when the pair meet.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
ROCHESTER, APPEAL DISMISSED.

San Antonio. Tex, Nov "a. H. Far
rell. secretary Of the board Of arbitration
Of the National Association Of Professional
Baseball Leagues, which was In session re-
Gently AT San Antonio, announced to-day
that the appeal Of the Rochester club from
he decision Of the Eastern League In re-
gard to post-soason series had been dis
missed and that the application Of "Cy'
Young for reinstatement had been granted
upon payment OF a fine
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24

by telegraph to The Tribunel
West Point. n Y, Nov. 23.-After the
rractice to-day the battalion that had
patbered on the side lines followed the
men TO their training quarters and assem-
bling IN front Of the gymnasium, gave
demonstration with an enthusiasm seldom
eoualled. Tonight the men are lit. accord
ing 10 Tuthl, the trainer, and should he
in the pink of condition when they trot on
to Franklin Field on saturday.
" was intimated tonight that Walmsey
would be in at right guard in the Navy
game, instead Of Hueston. The latter mas
been playing the position regularly, with
Walmsley on the second team, but II is the
oninion now that Walmsley is the quicker
and gets the jump on his opponent more
readily than Hueston and is faster getting
down the field after breaking through. Ihe
coaches would not say tonight VINO Would
no the ends. but in all probability Wood
win start at left and Cook at the right
side OF the line.
Macdonald seems to have replaced Bene-
dict during the latter's absence. owing TO
injuries. and. although the lightest man on
the 4eam. Macdonald has proven himself
ground gamer in broken field and sood
handler Of punts which will count for
much against the fast Navy ends. For the
fullback Keyes is the choice TO start the
game. and while ne is one OF the feetest
hacks the Army has, and its drop kicker
his puutiug cannot be- said to be Ia the
same class with that OF Dalton, the Navy
kicker. Dean will be IN toys on the SIDE
lines, and there is a possible chance that
l,a ,,ov ret intO the game.
The probable lineup at the start VIII be:
Wood. left end; Deyore left tackle; Al
mold left guard; sibert, centre: Walmsle>'
right guard; Ilttlejohn. right tackle; Cooh'
right end Hyatt, quarterback; Brown
left halfback; Macdonald right halfback'
Keyes. fullback.
The above lineup averages $50 pounds
The backs averaging '59 and the line l'S.
The average weight Of the line ~ four
mounds lighter than the Army team last
wear. the team average is four POUNDS
heavier.
Every man on the above team is "a mem
her of the first class. with the exception
of Devore and Keyes. who are members
of the ~ class. and the Navy game Will
he their last chance TO represent the Army
on the gridiron. This years game com
rIrtes four years that Wood has played
mn the Army eleven. Hyatt also has
,laved over since his entrance 20 the
Academy.
The football squad viii leave for Phila-
delphia on The 40 o'clock train tomorrow
morning.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24

Annapolis, Nov. Tremendous enthusi-
asm marked the last home practice Of the
Naval Academy team this afternoon, every
member o. the brigade seeming to vie with
the others In expressing his loyalty to the
team During the whole practice the
brigade occupied the stand and practlsed
it's songs. TO The accompaniment Of the
Naval Academy band After the practice
the brigade formed In locSstep ana
marched TO the officers club where re-
heated calls brought forth Lieutenant
Douglas Howard, the head coach. Howard
r,aised the spirit Of the midshpmen. ana
told them that that was what won games
for the Navy. lie stated that he thought
the chances were slightly In favor OF the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-24
BROWN TEAM IN A SLUMP
Varsity Line Fails to Hold
Against Freshman Attack.

Providence. Nov. 23.-Uness the Brown
line holds better than it did to-day I'm prac-
tlce against the freshman eleven, there IS
small chance Of winning over Trinity on
Saturday, the coaches fear. The varsity
was driven hard. following a session OF
hunting. running down under punts ana
signal drill No attempt was made TO score
touchdowns but the regulars were placed
on the defensive and the freshmen were
instructed TO "go get EN-" The first year
men tore open big holes I'm the varsity Hn'
time after time. although Donovan '"'
big centre. generally held credita01y'