The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-11-16


them that | have made the greatest
discovery since Adam came to the gar
den of Edenw
"But tell It to me first. Calm your.
self and sit right down and tell me all
about It."
"By thunderl BY George! BY
Jinksw
SO Mr.. Bowser muttered as he walk
ed TO and fro and mopped his sweat.
ing brow. He was full up TO the neck
with emotion. and it was five minutes
before he could sit down and begin:
"Nfrs. Bowsery you know what win
ter is. of courseT'
"You can take 1t that do,' she re-
piled.
Ready TO Abolish Winter.
"winter consists mostly of cold
weather"
81 grant that"
And millions and millions Of peo.
pie shake and Ehiver. Why do theJ
do it!"
Because they are cold"
"And what makes them coldT"
because the cold air chills their
blood"
Fright you are, Mrs. Bowser, and I
congratulate you. Chill the blood and
you stop circulation. Stop circulation
and you begin to shake and shiver. If
one is shivering and takes a hot drink
what effect does it havep
ut warns the blood and stops the
shlvering."
Correct again. But people who are
out and exposed to the cold can't car.
ry hot drinks with them. What then?"
IL dunno" replied Mrs. Bowser
after thinking bit.
mo. you don't. Ha, ha, ha! That's
where Bowser comes in. That's the
very problem he has been facing for
months past. He has faced it, and he
has solved it, From this time on win
ter will have no terrors for any one.
We burned ten tons of coal last win
ter. This coming winter we won't
burn over two. Every winter millions
of dollars are paid out for heavy cloth
ing and furs. No more of that. We
shall wear our summer suits all win.
ter"
II can't believe it. Mr.. Bowser."
Would Stop All Shivsring.
"No, of course not-not this minute.
But give me chance. The idea is to
warm the blood to n certain point
isn't 1t, so the body shall be imper.
vious to cold?"
"Yes."
"Well, consider it done-not by whis
ky or wine. hot coffee or tea. but by
Bowsers Hot Stuff Tablets-some
thing that can be carried in mans
vest pocket or lndy's purse. One
tablet per hour keeps the blood al
summer heat in the coolest day of the
winter. No fuel to buy to heat the
house. No overcoats or furs. One
can sit in snowdrift all day and
not shiver n shiver."
"But, Mr.. Bowser"-
"With Bowser's Hot STUFF Tablets In
his pocket, DR.. Cook can make pic
mic of discovering the south pole. Nc
more cold feet. No more dreading old
Boreas. It's the greatest discovery
since the earth was peopled and Bow
ser is the dlscovererr
"were you making some Of the tab
let's down in the Kitchen"
"I was. and here they are. They are
in the form of Jumps yet. but shal
eventually make them like waters.
have mixed together cayenne pepper
horseradish. tobasco sauce. curry. rec
pepper, capsicum and two or three
other things. and guarantee them tC
raise the temperature of the body II
degrees in five minutes. Take one ev
cry two hours. There you are. Mrs
Bowser. The world is thousands o.
| years old, and yet this problem was
left for Bowser to solve. Take one o.
the smallest Jumps and note the eff
feet"
| Takes His Own Medicine.
"Thank you. but Ill note the effec
on you"
"AIrs. Bowser. do you Imagine
"No, I don't. but you made the stuf
4 anu you Inul Try IL oh JOuhSSiL hiot'
1t was evident that Mr.. Bowser wa
shy about doing it, but he realized tina
he had to. lie therefore tossed n bl
to the cat and then tossed liberia
lump into his mouth. Ten seconds la
ter he jumped from his chair, choking
and gasping and throwing his arm
about. and the cat ran an opposition
circus by galloping around the room
and emitting yowls and screams.
"What-what is it?" demanded tn
astonished Mrs. Bowser
Mr.. Bowser made a dive for th
stairs and the Kitchen and a waite
faucet. and the cat followed and raI
into the back yard and played antic
to call out the neighbors to look.
was not until Mr.. Bowser had dram
a gallon of water, held ice in hi
mouth. chewed coffee and choked an
coughed and suffered that he coul
get voice enough to whisper:
"Ill-I'll see you laterW
"Oh, you needn't mind" replied Mr.
Bowser. "You've got a good thnl