Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1911-03-18
WILL EXPLOIT
OFFICE SEEKERS
Latest Monopoly Hatched
Out by Fer lie Political
Brains N
NOVELTY \ SYNDICATE LINE
Stock All Taken but Entrance
Fees Placed at Moderate
Figures.
lCnntribnted.l

It has been thought advisable 10
form a syndicate to manage the al
fairs of possible. impossible, improb
able. dead or resurrected and aLlV
in the event Congress ae
cents the constitution and permits US
to come in as state.
The matter has been thorough!
canvassed by parties who are con
yarsant with the aspirations OF Vari
ous would be candidates.
The syndicate will be regularly III
cornorated so that there Will be NJ
chance of a comeback on the manage
ment.
The entrance fee for beginners VII
he s25. II they are found 10 be aVal
able. another charge Of $2o VIII D
made for advertising fees, in orde
that they may be brought before tn
pn1ljc and their past record given
chance for an airing. If the genera
opblic seem to be satisfied. an add
tional charge of $50 will be made ia
having the nomination made and SCI
onded in the convention. II accap
able TO the convention, such beginn5
shall be turned over to the cenlri
committee for further expense with
clean bill Of health.
! Old timers who wish to enter al
) ihaye no reputation worth publlShlh
will be charged 81 cents an hour
long as they are on the rolls OF II
syndicate. Some might be availab
as dark horses.
Regular candidates, by this is mea
those who have been on the tick
lin every campaign, can make speci
ARRANGEMENTS with the executive co
mittee. Age. general appearanC
past records and future prospet
will. of course, enter into the matt
as to what charge shall be made, b
in no event will any entry be ma
for less than $25.
Candidates with dark and sha
records must pay $3.50 each. OF t
| isnm 5000 will be donated by the S
4 Indicate to some benevolent institute
] to bolster up the character OF
candidate. In making the domaine
however. the Home for lntirm
7, Disreputable Politicians will be
en- preference.
From time to time, the syndic
will make innovations that will g
character and tone to the organ
n ton.
ID The syndicate is a charitable
ganization and is created to harm
ize all localities, and more especl
Mt to bring money into the hands OF
promoters of the same.
No vested interest will be consi
ed unless the CASH accompanies
request. The lowest CASH rates
TX, ing $500 per item.
ge Notes secured by Standard
hit stock as collateral will be accer
TO All stock in the syndicate has
.rk subscribed for, so no one need al
raj The syndicate has complete
re- ply of interesting and instrut
ed books suitable for candidates
ak. prospective candidates, for sale
re popular prices. The four best Sc
M. are MY friends insist on my b
,nt a candidate" MY country needs
inc Sacrificed for the Nation"
"a memoirs of Busted Politician.
The following entrance fees
been established by the executiv
the syndicate and apply, excep
hereinbefore mentioned.
ET First heat candidates (Beginn
$50.
Pat Candidates whose friends want
to run, s25.
Dark horses $50.
Those who are sacrificing
bic selves on their country's altar 81
his Regulars with reputatior)
bafs Regulars without a eputa
ons 500.
49,. Chronic Office seekers/S5.
IN, County chairman. fsee subsi
49, company located at Albuquerque
'oio U. S. senator's rites are bas'
,eeh the personnel of the legislature
iiels ' The above arr the regular rat
eath state officers. For the county
Itlon deduct 10 per cent For all az
Fasp- i've offices, add so per cent
probih;+ion candidates nav q
as their bar expenses are h
than those of the regular politi
rAn Special rates will be given Gil
five or more.
We have 40 agents. All BUSH
conducted at the home office
efficient corps( (e), all of whom
had considerable experience in
Coo. ing from being thrown out OF
40, The following are clippings
rs q the recent press:
Theo- hau l seeo'0u 'ae ~
,;uht YOUR syndicate, | should now
10 senator. (Signed) Spier, (Rocky
tuo IF I had known of the Office
years ers oyhoiea'e, 'ninss ~
gone my way in New York.
(Signed) The Wind Jammer o
more. (New York Sum-
'In Pennsylvania we use thu
TON. Seekers Syndicate and Ivory
consequently we are always G
shteen (Signed) Penn Rose, (Phila