Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-06-01

ner which will do
you the most
harm, and the
~ sharks the most
good?
asks a hundred
dollars for a horse. he expects to get
about sixty.
There are said to be two thousand
beliefs as foolish as that water will
run up hill. How many foolish beliefs
have you? Look yourself over; a
foolish belief costs you money.
You can pick up a boys school book.
and find instantly where he is study
ing. Every page he has passed over
Is full of marks and dirt.
When a popular society gives an
amateur entertainment, there Is one
thing sure: o must take part. or
buy q ticket.
A man who says he ikes music, but
does not like classical music. has w
heard any. Classical music Is simply
good music.
When a woman tells another hat
she has something to tell her which
she thinks she ought to know. 1t usu-
ally means meddlesome mischief.
There is usually something the mat
ter with a mar who carries a wuman's
watch.
. Dogs never seem to become acquaint-
ed. When two dogs meet, although
they may have known eac other for
years, there Is always a prospect of a
fight. But two men will know each
other forever after a mutual acquain-
hands with Mr.. Oliver" That's civili-
cation. .
There is a demand for an honest
man, but should q man carry his o
esty into his love letters, no woman
would let him write her q second one.
When a mans engagement is an
nounced in the papers. n he gets
mad about 1t, it is a sign that he tried
to get away n couldn't.
A man dreamed hat his grandfather.
dead 80 years.. came to visit him.
dressed In his grave clothes. That is
not a nightmare. that's delirium ire
mems.
A woman isn't really pleased unless
she feels that she must kiss some one,
and do 1t right away.
You are compelled to accept so many
How Did must a be before
she is able to act as her W chap
erone?
When a man begins to all over the
dog. and gets cross about. that is a
sign of age. :
Nearly every old time druggist does
q good deal Of ''doctoring'' for friends
and acquaintance.
"At any rate said a woman. as
she looked at three children under 4
years of age. all crying az loud as they
could, II am not an old maid" /:
Everyone is crazy to attract atten>
tion. You are; you needn't deny 1t.
II you have willing friends, you
impose on them sh~amefully, unless you
watch yourself closely.
Women usually get the best Of it in
court. which is probably all right, since
they usually get the worst Of 1t else
where.
In carrying a pistol. remember 1t is
no fun to kill a man.
Why are more people familiar with
Ananias than with any other character
in history? Why should q liar be so
noted?
Express agents say they never de.
liver q collect package without the
receiver saying the charges should
have been paid at the other end.
I often think the most horrible thing
in the world is the decision by relatives
that. owing to the hot weather. 1t will
be necessary to rave the funeral early.
II your liver doesn't work. you won't.
Few men can look themselves over
and give their faults q fair hearing.
Blush as much as you please. you
all have kin you don't like.
Success doesn't amount to SO much,
II q lot Of age goes with 1t.
Both are called Doc" but you can
always tell q dentist from a doctor.
After a woman has chased a man
about SO long, she must catch him and
marry him. or be talked about the
rest Of her life.
If a man should be suddenly changed
to a woman, he couldn't get his clothes
OF.