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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
A Real Woman.

Yes, we met a real live queen while abroad. Were conducted through the palace. in fact" You don't tell me. And how did the queen act2" Just like an ordinary woman. Told us she had hard time keeping help and aPologized profusely for the way the palace looSed."
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
~.->@. -a.~ -
Roaehe, wer. Welcome Visitors.

Formerly many of the newspaper offices at Washington were situated In the basements of dwelling houses and were infested by enormous reaches. IL was pastime with the boys" to mako pets of them. One roach, they said, was trained 10 drink from their inz-weils. others were named for celebrities. and were given fuli right Of way for their nocturnal isits.-"Bride in Washington ID 1876. Anna Burton. in National Mag azine
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
V. aIra e,rAn,ans of Man.

Man has been defined by Aristotle as "a reasoning animal" by Plato as "a political animal" by Dante as "a ridiculous animal" by yarchi and by John Fiske as "an improvable ani maI;" and Boerhave calls him mud worked up by the hand of God"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
SIZE.
In the eood old TIm.s.

It was Nellies first visit to the mu- scum and her mother was anxious 10 explain all things properly. Room after room they passed through, till at length they stood before knight in shining armor.
 And this, Nellie" said the fond mother. lis a suit of armor which used 10 be worn by the knights of old. What do you think Of it. dear?"
 For few brief seconds Nellie re- ssrded it thoughtfuily, then shook her head
 "Praps it was all right" she said ihoughtfuily But don't you think mother. it must have scratched the furniture aWfully y?"-Ansvers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
n. knoua what work l,.

You lazy. good. for nothing thing" said the citizen to the tramp Why don't you to work,- Work" said the tram Do you imagine that walking from New Orleans to New York twice a year is pleasure7-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
Trsnzf.renc. Q. Neat.

A singular phenomenon Is 10 be noted in iron working establishments. A bar of iron is taken by the end and the other end is plunged into 6 fire, heating 1t strongly. but not so much that the hand cannot retain it's hold. The heated cpd is then plunged into a pail of cold water Immediately the other end becomes so hot that it is impossible to hold t. This phenomenon. familiar to workmen in iron. Is ascri6ed by them to some repellent action they suppose the suddeE cold exerts upon the heat contained in the iron. which is thus driven to the opposite extremity.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
peeper Yet.

ToTne-I suppose he's deep in loves foung dream.
 Browne-No; he's past that stage. He's troubled with insomnia now Catholic Standard and Times.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
cors,-,,..iu. Ahn..

Watch his foot." yelled the player on the coaching line.
 whereupon the umpire. who hap pensd to have club foot. fined him s5 and ordered him on the grounds.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
Her Reason.

First Little Suburban Giri-"why does your father so to town every day." SecSd Little Suburban Girl ITO make cough money [, sleep out berc al sht"-Herpe-' Ra=Er
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
Two and Two

Two and two make four" said the reaoy-made philosopher.
 "sometimes.~ replied Colonel Stin. well Of Kentucky. And then agail lhey merely make a pair of deuees."
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
Definition Of "arou.h.- .-

Crouch is variant of gTutch. the origin Of which has been sought. but not focnd. T. means sulle1. mcrcsa peeyisn.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20

This skirt is a very dresy one. Not only is it sufficiently gored to do away with darts. but it has a deep shaped band at the foot and circulat fiounce above this. There are many ways of making an effective skirt by this model The combination of three colors or materials is one of these. It would he very handsome to have the shaped founce of black on a skirt of blue or to have it Of deep gray on light grey skirt Other combina- tions will suggest themselves 10 any woman once she enters the shops and looks at the various materials.
 The pattern (510S) Is cut in sizes @ to 90 inches waist measure. To make the skirt in the medium size will require 37s yards of material A inches wide.
 To procure this pattern send 10 cents 70 Pattern Department of this paper Write name and address plainly, and i,e sure to give size and number of pattern.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
JUST ARRIVED.

Louis Camp. expert piano tuning and repairing, Room .. Victoria hotel. S2L
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-20
MILItnERY.

Shapes for your plUmes. and hats Co match your suits at the Bon Ton. Hig- gins stop, Tombstone Canyon.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26
Another Startling ANNOUNCEMENT

real value returned in luxurious comfort
prompts high prices for cars of the six
cylinder type.
We knew that if we could place an
Everitt six" on the market at ANYTHING
near the usual price for four-cylinder cars
OF good average quality, it would be the
most attractive Car the world had ever
seen.
But, we decided, merely six" would
not be sufficient. 1t must be constructed
throughout of chrome-nickel steel; that
marvellous alloy which by all tests has 3
times the strain resistance of selected
open-hearth steel, and has an actual value
SIX times as great as common steel.
We had still another high mark to reach.
The Everitt must be equipped with self
starting device, positive in action, easy to
operate-thoroughly trustworthy.
This combination of what we deemed
essential to the perfect Six" could not have
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26
Today we Tell You AS Promised in the Saturday Evenil
Positive Action SeltSartng Device Which is Not Cos

With its perfect self-starting device, the
six-cylinder, all chrome nickel steel
Everitt, fully equipped for $3.50, ex-
ceeds the most optimistic motorist' dream.
No man who has owned a six" has ever
repented of the outlay involved, but until
today only one owner in thousand felt
able to meet the necessarily high prices
asked.
Every consideration of construction, of
ample power production, of continuous
torque, OF overlapping impulses and of
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26
The ,'EverItt SO'' Reduced 10 s1,25O.OO

erous proportions of its striking. beauty,
both in exterior appointment and interior
equipment
For this season the body lines of this
-Four" have been brought to greater re-
hnement. Larger tires and demountable
rims have been added and a top, wind
shield, gas lamps and speedometer are all
included in our standard equipment for
1912.
Although only rated at Sc, its powerful
motor has been shown by long continued
brake tests to reach and easily maintain
as H. p.
Study the condensed specifications of
the Everitt "Four-36" which are given
below. Keep in mind the quality of this
car IN every detail as you read the list.
Remember, also. those vital features
which are distinctively Everitt, and YOU
will better appreciate the exceptional value
that IS offered at this exceptional price.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

been placed in any car at any price up to
a short time ago. The presence of any
two OF those features in other cars presup-
poses cost today of $1,000 or more
The addition of self-starting device
works complete change in motoring. II
removes an element of actual danger and
eliminates the last factor demanding brute
strength.
That such a device
was badly needed 20
was long realized, ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

yet many otherwise ~
famous designers Ssha
have failed utterly in -
solving this problem
We purposely refrained from announc-
ing the Everitt self-starter until its COM
plete reliability had been proved beyond
the shadow of a doubt.
1t is operated by means of push but
ton on the dashboard; is unique in type
never falling always ready.
Not only is the Everitt six" with its
full 48 H. P. and features just enumerated,
greater value than has been sold for $4,000
within the present year, but it would act
ually be necessary for other factories to
receive in excess of $1,000 for it now in
order to show any profits.
How, then, has this miracle ofvaIue and
price been reached? The question is highly
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

important, because its answer will estab-
lish in your mind entire credibility for this
beyond question the most remarkable
automobile offer ever made.
By Scientific Management, as the re-
suit of the advice of experts who have
critically supervised every form of our shop
practice for many months, we have affect
ed great savings in manufacturing costs,
D. allofwhich now bene-
- fit the buying public.
4 SH In other words, we
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

Like the Everett SKIS" it is con-
structed throughout of chrome-nickel steel
"a feature that instantly settles, without
any opportunity for argument the para
mount question ofquality employed in the
material.
1t is literally true that there is not to be
had at any price, four-cylinder car which
excels the Everitt "Four-36" in this
highly important particular.
We are especially proud of the excep-
tionally fine design of this car-of its gem
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

DCLOW THAT incurred
oy other manufacturers, and when you
Duy an Everitt car your share of this
difference stays in your pocket.
The New Everitt ''Four-S6,'' Fully
Equipped, s1,5OO. Deliveries
After July 18TH
Equally remarkable at its price IS the
Everitt "Four~36, because it actually Of
fers you at 81 800 quality and features that
are not to be found in any car within
many hundred dollars of its cost.
It has the Everitt self-starting device,
and is the only four-cylinder car on the
market at moderate price which includes
such device as . part of its regular
equipment
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26
The Standard ''Everlst 80. For sl.asO

tTop andW shield Include
general
season ah hose familiar fmou
mprovene
riumphto be
uolns the top windshield quipment NJ go ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

Condensed Specifications OF the New Everiu ~Four So,
1,5OO
windshield
in ctoy
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26

have been able to re-
duce our manufac-
turing expense far
below that incurred
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-06-26
Condensed SpecIHi cations OF
the Six-CylInder Everist;
1850

six-cylinder. as Fl. r. Long
Stroke Motor; Chrome-N Nickel Steel
throughout; 2sx4 Inch Tires;
Demountable Rims; Cellular RAJ
diator, 1864 Inch Wheel Base;
Top, Windshield. Lamps, Generator
and speedometer included: Dual
Ignition; Manufactured Complete
in One Factory.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02

fcation to the Republicans in the Senate
that If they do not stand by the Pres
ident in his measure to secure more
open markets for the necessaries of life
which the people demand he will have
but to call the new Congress in special
session to obtain its Endorsement by
Democratic votes.
Mr.. Taft has urged reciprocity as in
harmony with the true Republican
progress proclaimed by Mckinley. In
Kew of the vote on the tariff board. it
is more than likely that the House will
pass the reciprocity agreement and thus
its acceptance by the Senate no longer
can be said to be impossible The feel
ing that if this Congress shah reject it
the next will take it up, and thus Re-
publican opportunity be lost, cannot but
have an effect upon the most determined
standpatters, as we'll as upon progress
sives, whose sincerity will be put to the
test in this very vote.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
WANTS MEN TO TAKE cHANCE.
Thomas L. Reilly I.aments Slowness
Of His Town.

= "VAAA0o Ia REILLY A~"CASD S4S"A(SD
Of His Town.
New Haven. Feb. 1.-Representative-
elect Thomas L. Reilly, OF Meriden. who
is also mayor of that city. delivered an
address to the Business Mems Associa-
ton last night that set all the citizens Of
thu town talking to-day. He said. among
other things:
"Meriden has too many men who will
not take a chance. They want a guar
antee Of 81 for 81 and the original dollar
back.
1.-The first sight Of Meriden that a
stranger gets when he steps OF a train
is enough to make him rush and reboard
1t before it leaves the station. Instead
Of being confronted by attractive busi-
ness blocks he sees a collection that will
win a shack championship in any COM
munity.
"A person feels like agreeing to the
suggestion that when the fire alarm rings
for certain boxes some one ought to
knock the fire horses in the head and
chloroform the firemen; and take a chance
that the blaze will be in one of the
rookeries. A few first-class funerals and
a big fire. backed by a strong wind Is
what Meriden really needs. Some men
in Meniden would not give a nickel to
hear a concert by a heavenly band with
the Angel Gabriel as the chief cornetist." :"
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
The People Win.

The report of the Judiciary Commit
tee of the Senate. stating that State leg
islatures have ceased to be fit instru-
ments for the election of United States
Senators, is one of the most significant
political incidents of our day. But more
remarkable still is the unanimity with
which that report was adopted by Re-
publicans and Democrats alike, said
committee consisting of ten Republicans
and five Democrats. In recommending
the change, the committee made public
some interesting facts which cannot fail
to make lasting impression on thought
full minds.
Among other things worth knowing
the report shows that from I7So to 1872
only one case of alleged election bribery
had been presented. to the Senate for
investigation, but that since 1872 ten
such cases have been under investiga
ton These did not include other
charges probed by State legislatures. In
the past twenty years there have been
numerous instances of prolonged dead
locks in legislatures, and during the
same periods there have been fourteen
instances when States, by reason of such
deadlocks. have been without full rep
resentation-some without representation
at all-in the Senate There was cited
one particular case where a ''combina-
ton" for twenty-eight days broke a
quorum, making it impossible to do any
kind of legislative business Then there
were cases of deliberate absentees.
scenes of violence, fist fights, breaking of
furniture. hurting of inkstands, and sim
liar disgraceful exhibitions.
Senator Borah. who made the report
on behalf of the committee, was very
outspoken in his condemnation Of the
old system. He said, among other things:
"Why keep up such work? Why give
selfish and corrupt influences such an
advantage for evilo Why not send the
llSlll u lHS cpSll iol uill, llilo tiS HIN
light OF public opinion? Why not put
it where candidates may appeal TO the
honor and patriotism of the masses and
not be compelled to fight the combina-
tions and the trickery OF caucus:
This is proof conclusive how far the
Senate itself has advanced toward popu-
lar election of its members. Less than
five years ago such a reform was stub
bornly objected to by the Senators. Their
present attitude may have been caused
by the Lorimer incident, or b. the fierce
fight which Gov Wilson had to make
to carry out the pledges of his party to
the people. or by the spectacle now pre-
sented at Albany. But whatever may
have been the cause, the Senate at last
realizes that the people are right in their
demand to be allowed to choose their
own Senators.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
MOON DANCE THE RAGE.
Big Disk Blinks and Fades Over
Ballroom Floor.

South Norwalk, Conn.,, Feb. 1.-Young
folks in this section are infatuated with
a moon dance" invented by Porter Nor
gan and Jay Buckley, amateur electri-
clans. big transparent disk is sus-
pended above the center Of the ballroom
floor, all other lights are put out and
Luna is made to blink, fade. and revive,
amid weird noises.
The orchestra plays Moonlight, +"
"Moonbeams." by the Light of the Sill
very Moon" and others. and the dancers
hum the tunes.
The dance has spread to Stamford,
Bridgeport Danbury. and Ridgefeld, and
soon promises to be a general craze.
Young Morgan is the son of a wealthy
New Yorker who recently bought an es-
tate here.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
Washington and the Canal.

The completion of the Panama Canal
ought to be celebrated in the Capital of
the United States.
This fact is so obvious as to admit of
no argument The canal is an Ameri-
can institution 1t is the product of
American brains and American money.
1t is a monument to our genius as a
constructive nation
In the Capital of the United States
the great project was launched. Presi-
dent Roosevelt, in the White House,
vitalized the dormant spirit of the re-
public; Congress, in the Capitol, enacted
the necessary legislation and from
Washington went forth the devoted band
of officers who are placing the climax
of achievement upon the already envia-
Bile record of the Engineer Corps of the
army. In Washington, too. is located
the governmental force which gives in
itiative and direction to the work This
city is bound to the isthmus by the
closest ties
In word, the canal is national work,
and Washington is the National Capital
The two go together They cannot
and ought not to be separated The fact
that San Francisco may have a six
months exposition does not affect the
case Washington does not ask for a
display of this character 1t does claim,
however, that this city is the only ap-
propriate place for formal celebration
of the great event Here reside the am
bassadors and ministers representing the
nations of the world, and whose pres
ence would give international importance
and dignity TO the occasion. There
should, however be more than dedica-
tory exercises. There should be erected
here a noble beautiful edihce which
would stand for all time as monument
to American enterprise.
And then, when the temporary exposi-
ton buildings have fallen into decay,
and when their glory is but a memory,
there will still remain in the National
Capital the memorial of the completion
of the canal 1t will be tribute more
impressive than Trajan's Column in
Rome, or the Arc de Triomphe in
Paris. the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin,
or the Nevsky Prospect in St Peters
burg. 1t will be greater than any one
of these, because it will commemorate
an achievement of peace 1t will repre-
sent, not the sanguinary sacrifice of
human life in brutal warfare, but the
work of able, honest men in adding to
the commercial glory of the world
For such memorial Washington is
the only site.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
HUMAN NATURE IN WASHINGTON
By FRED C.. KELLY.

Representative George s. Legare, Of
South Carolina, once delivered a speech
that brought his audience to their feet
and a tumult Of laughter at the end OF
the second word he uttered. Many a
good speaker can get a laugh or round
of applause at the end Of the second
paragraph. but Legare probably is the
only man in Congress who ever scored D
really big hit with the first two words.
It was in the State penitentiary at
Jackson, Mich. No. no! Certainly not.
Oh, when will readers stop jumping to
conclusions? Legare wasn't an inmate.
He was in Jackson as the guest Of Sena-
tor-elect Townsend. who lives there. and
Townsend got him to make speech to
the penitentiary prisoners. o..
As has been stated. the laughter burst
forth at the end Of Legare's second word.
and the grim walls of the penitentiary
fairly vibrated from the enthusiasm with
in. What were the magic words with
which Legare opened his address? They
were as follows:
Fellow Democrats"
A friend Of Uncle Joey Cannon dropped
in at the Speakers Office the other morn
ing and began to bawl out a certain in
surgent member Of one Of the Houses Of
Congress. who. despite his good qualities.
is noted for having a tendency to strut
about like a peacock
THAT man So-and-So gives me a pain"
remarked the visitor with conviction.
"Td like to break his blamed fool neck"
"Oh. no use going to the bother Of
breaking his neck" observed the Speak
er, as he shifted his cigar to a slightly
more acute angle. Just pin a bright red
feather to his coat tail and he'll break
his own neck trying to look at it,
Even with all the Democratic landslide,
Representative Henry A. Barnhart,
Democrat. Of Indiana, has a good friend
him and who will keep right on not vot-
ing for him.
This friend OF Barnhart has long had
two vanities. One is that his wife can
shoulder a two-bushel sack OF potatoes
without moving her feet of a given spot
and the other is that he has never voted
for Democrat. Besides all this. he has
whiskers and a serious view of life
Some time ago Barnhart, who is editor
OF paper. saw 4 dispatch to the effect
that this old gink would come into pos
session of several thousand dollars by
the will Of a distant relative who had
just died down in kentucky. Barnhart
called the man on the phone and broke
the news. and in a little while the man
came in from his farm all perspiring and
excited about the reported fortune.
The next time Barnhart saw the man
he had Just paid 5000 on a little farm
and was about to buy house in town,
sorrel mare. a rubber-tired buggy, and
an overcoat with fur collar. Moreover
he remarked that his boy had asked for
a bicycle, and that he had told him he
could have twenty-five bicycles IL he
wanted 'eTn. He had a check in his
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
MAY RETURN TEMPLE BAR.
Historic Building Moved from Fleet
Street.

London. Feb. There is soma talk
about bringing Temple Bar back to Lon
don. 1t was removed from Fleet street
more than thirty years ago, and re-
erected at Theobalds Park, the residence
Of the late Lady Meux. The old city
gateway was rebuilt by Sir Christopher
Wren in 1902. after the fire. Its pred
ecessor was "a house OF timber, erected
across the street. with a narrow gate
and an entry on the south SIDE Of
the house"
That structure had stood for two and
half centuries before Wren put I'D the
stone gate known to our day. 1t stood,
of course, at the city boundary, which
before the "house of timber was built
was marked by posts. rails. and chains.
Temple Bar had to go because it was
an obstruction. 1t has had an interest
ing history, though. As was said, il
represents little else but a gibbit' 1t
has been suggested that il should be
bought back to London and re-erected
at the south end of Middle Temple lane.
The Washington herald., 1911-02-02
A Word for the Tech, BOYS,

Editor The Washington Herald:
We have read Of late so many adverse
criticisms of our school boys, let US
turn on the switch and illumine the
other side of the question. I personally
know eight boys. between the ages of
eighteen and nineteen. comrades and
friends. who neither smoke, chew. drink
nor swear. These boys have never been
told they should not do these things land
perhaps their fathers indulge in the
same), but, to their credit, they have
deemed these evils unnecessary to their
happiness. I learned of this by accident
Last summer the boys had an outing in
a motor boat; a mother said to her son,
II hope you will warn the boys Of the
danger of smoking in the boat" he re-
piled, NO need to warn those fellows.
they have no bad habits"
These young boys have been enter
tanned at my house several times. and
no refined young girls could be more
satisfactory guests.
Many mothers have cause to be proud
Of the pupils of the Technical school Of
1911. NJ. C. LAKE