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The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
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Y. gEVCK MARkE1--Cseses
Assl chsm s7H; Am ] P !. sog /, az ~;
f - - Am Loo ssA, Am smelt 7sh.
<xnr llS&, Am Il q Il l44h, Am
4 "a 59x. Am Wool 3s4, do pr 9th.
onda 80. Atch io4h. b 4 o -01 ~.
a 16K. Can Pac 2l2, Cen Leatn
4 N ism. Col n a I 51h. G a %,
. uas 1917. Corn Products 1914, ID
16Gk, Den 4 n q SIN, Dis Sec
4 ~ Erie Is. do LIST pr ASH. 90 "a
|/X. Cen Eiec $50. CO Nor pr IFS u,
WoF ore cffs 50, Int Met 1Sh, do pr
s. Kan Q s s3h. T. a N i43A, N. X
- g L.eh Val Ia n, 81 = a ste
& 1o64, N X, o a w Al N a w
( Il PC i2l. Penn r. II 125 n, PEG q
y IAN. Press 81 Car 50, Read 1535s
<I = 31A, Rock Island 2Sz. do IF
!. 6loss-shefr 80, South Pac ll4%.
~ S7& Union Pac III *, U B Rub
- y = Steel 7s do pf lIsh.
~ Wabash ~. do pr BIN, West
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

u. q. Judge Swan has affirmed ths
decision Of Referee In Bankruptcy Lea
q. Joslyn denying q claim OF about
$4,000 by Hiram H. Hunter against
the Battle Greek Wire Co.. bankrupt.
Hunter was the patentee OF . loom
used by the company. and also had
n claim for salary. and considered that
he should be made q preferred crsdl-
tor.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
NEW YORK COTTON.
u. s. GOVT BONDS.
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

CHICAGO March 2.--Butter: Extras,
gee; hrsts, zoe: dairy extras. 21c; hrsts,
-ERRs-Prime- hFsts, fSei Hfsts.
lie. Cheese: Skins. IL Q1ac; young
Fowls, i46141kc; ducks, 16@16kc:
geese, IL al
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

.wANTED-A reliable washer-wt
man whom I can trust with by fine
linens"
You can get just such woman
through Detroit Times want ad.
Costs 1c a word day.
Call City 1885 or Main 1898.
Bill mailed you later.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

Imported for The Times by Paine,
kber q CO., March Q:
1ore was weak opening on the
~ York exchange with first trades
1t1lly Allowing fractional losses
- carried the decline somewhat
<A1r and early IN the session a num-
81 the more active issues were
x1nE declines OF a point or more.
and Reading were both heavily
noon hour. little raiiying power.
Iur9 OF sales was not particular
heavy. but seemed persistent
1ghout the morning session.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
NEW YORK MONEY.


NEW YORK, March Mooney on
call 2SG2M per cent. Time money.
sh per cent for six months. Bar silver:
London 24T-1s pence; New York. 53c.
Demand sterling. sLs6.3094 s635.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
LIVE STOCK.
EAST BUrrALo-ope.,n..

Dunsfng q stevens Live stock Report.
EAST BUFFALO. N Y. March a.
Cattle; Receipts. = cars: market.
steady. prime steers, ss.5o0s75; butch
er grades. y3.B00625.
sheep and Lambs: Receipts. Is cars;
market. strong; choice lambs, $3.50
s-s5; heavy. sb2sa5;5o; yearlings. $50
$50; wethers, sLbo9A75; ewes. t48
Hogs: Receipts. is cars. steady:
heavy s7;2s: workers.. s7.so07.7o; pigs.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

George Hiram Mann, OF New York,
general counsel for the National
Federation Of Postoffice Clerks, has
come to Detroit to interest local
unions In legislation now pending In
congress looking 90 the payment OF
overtime bills contracted by the gov
eminent In the Hayes administration.
Many OF the claimants are dead. and
their widows. In some Instances, are
in dire distress
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
PRODUCE.

The most noticeable feature Of an
otherwise featureless market this
morning was a let UP In the demand
for poultry. Receipts were no better
than normal, but for the first time In
weeks stocks failed TO clean up. Prices
were no lower. but the tone was dis
tinctly less strong The egg marks.
weak: dressed calves are steady. and
hogs are dull and easy. Rabbits are
so near done that IL is hard TO get re-
liable quotations.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

specifications against ran contracts
are reported undiminishsd- Wire
manufacturers are expected to Cd
vance prices one dollar . ton and
merchant pipe r. also likely 70 ID
vance"
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

The original man who cut on his
nose to spite his face probably lived
In Wallst.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
o4DWCE 10 INVESTORS
By "FINANcE.-


Detroit oy
con no Win be carefully invssasstsdJ - - 5s
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

DETROIT, March 2-Close. Liver.
pool came in strong on Thursday and
shown over here. Argentine export.
were estimated smaller than expected
and a hrm tone was noted In Manito-
ba The Liverpool strength Was mol
which was quoted easy, while Tar on
deliveries advanced
While many dealers bought In order
In wheat. few believed that the I'm
provement In price was justified by any
change In market conditions. IL was
accepted as a speculative move OF the
same class as the recent advance. when
prices were put up by pure money
muscle and not because conditions were
favorable. No one expects the present
movement to go SO far as the previous lou
look to assist II. while now the winter
wheat crop is in splendid shape.
Cash business Is bad and good ac-
cording TO who Is talking. IL Ii said
to be dull in Minneapolis for every
thing but the choicest milling grain,
but one of the Minneapolis mills re-
ports the sale OF $4,000 bbls or hour
that city sold 500. 900 bu OF wheat to
go back to the country. Milling wheat
Is slow I'm the southwest and Chicago
Is selling little.
southwest and spring wheat selling
will commence this month with the
ground in first -class condition. Primary
wheat receipts continue small; Mont
real and Winnipeg report an increase
I'm foreign -four buying and there Is
feeling OF caution among dealers. who
believe prices are not far from bottom:
Wheat ruled strong on Thursday and
closed with an advance OF hc In cash
red and NC In the leading futures
Corn and oats advanced &c. Clover
seed was FIR mand timothyseed advanc-
ed sc.
9Oc: May opened with an advance of
y at 92hc, advanced to sz%c and
closed at s2hc; July and Sept. opened
at at sss Ss adYan White g $50 ana closed
Coarse grain quotations: Corn, cash
No. 8. Acc; No. yellow. &c; No. Z vel
Cash car q Ns s'e; N sse No ~hse s,ne Beams ANS
Cash. 81 80: May. s1.s5. Cloverseed:
sample, 20 bags at 1915. 40 at $3.50. 80
aisike. Ss25. sample aIsike. s bags at
1925. . at s775. Timothyseed: Prime
spot. rs bags at $3.50
Receipts In the Detroit market on
cars OF wheat. 6 OF corn. OF oats and
OF rye Withdrawals were 900 bbls
OF -four. Stocks were 421.13s bu OF
wheat 35e $50 bu OF corn 1882 bu OF
oats, s.sis bu Of barley and so,s7s blu
Estimated Argentine wheat exports
this week. 2.Ss,0000 Blu.
The crop promise In India Is greatly
improved Last years crop was 354.-
COO 900 bu.
Liverpool wheat closed h@xd and
corn h@%d higher.
Primary wheat receipts Thursday,
ass coo bu: year ago. $4,000 bu-
Wheat receipts Thursdays: st. Louis.
$1,000 bu. against 5000 bu year ago;
minneapolis. 121 cars against 4ss: Du-
luth. cars. against 80; Winnipeg, la.
cars, against ST.
Exports OF wheat and -four Thursday
were $4,000 bu.
TOLEDO GRAIN AND PRODUCE.
TOLEDO. March 2--wheat: Cash.
80 \ G: May, sIhe; July. s0kc: Sept.
50 g c. Corn: Cash. Ate: May. 50Mc;
July, size: Sept. s4hc. acts: Cash.
52Ac; May, 33%c; July. 33Hc; Sept.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
EAST BUFFALo-CIo.<.

EAST BUFFALO. N. Y. March a.
Cattle: Receipts. IS head: market
light and steady; prime steers. 5000
Receipts. les head; market. fairly ac-
tive and csc higher: Gull 10 choice, Sc
0lo.7s. Sheer and lambs; Receipts,
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

Tom Lawson's much-heralded ma
tional stock" Bay State Gas, Is still
quoted on the New York and Boston
curbs, but SO far IL has not done very
much in the way OF smashing the
system" The present price h about
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
CHICAGO GRAIN OPENING.

CHICAGO March 2.-Grain opening:
Wheat: May up nc; July unchanged.
Corn: May. unchanged; July up &c.
Oats: May, unchanged: July up &c.
Provisions. Higher.
Noon: Wheat: May up &C: July up
&C. Corn: May up Nc; July up &c.
Oats: May and uJly up &c. Provls-
ions: Lower.
Close: May wheat up &C: July up
g. &c, c Ssr ao May and Ja 5gly ao up cc
Provisions lower.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

President Taft has been secured as
a member OF the Detroit Board or
Commerce as result OF the big
boosting campaign which ended We'd
nesday. Charles +. Bielman. captain
OF one OF the squads which has done
great work during the campaign. tele-
graphed, from Washington, Wednes-
day: President Taft sends best
wishes for the success OF the Detroit
Board OF Commerce. He was pleased
to join. have his signed application
In my pocket"
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
[5rkets, nd Finance

Londap metal market opening dun:
spot 81 la Cd. on 10 sd' futures eei
Boston coppsrs opened quiet this
morning with slightly easier tone.
Most issues showed fractional lonaea
tion OF Superior Ptttsburg. which
held steady around rs. and c. q A. at
81 Calumet 4 HecIa 10 little easier
at ATS and Osceola az lilo.
The eject or the freight rate deois-
Ion IL quickly wearing on and the feel
ing on the general outlook ~ becom-
ing more optimistic No pronounced
change, however. 10 looked for until
the two important decisions OF the SUI
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
Reportea for the Time. BY Hayden.

Reported for The Times by Hayden.
Stone q Co. March 3:
Today's Boston copper market Is a
continuation OF what we have been
witne ssing for a long time past. the
market being featureless and more or
less irregular There IL continued
scattered liquidation In a small way.
In Cal q HecIa. which sold at 474. a
new low record on this movement and
decline OF points OF last nights
closing. In the Industrial list a re-
action has taken place in American
Agr'l Chem, which at one time sold at
$50. loss of 2 points. II has since
had recovery TO 5sM, where IL Is
now steady. Am T. a. T. has been
easier In tone, selling at I44A.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
BOSTON COPPER.

|rD1gted Tor The Times by Hayden.
- - Co. 1ie-11s qrizwold-st:
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

IpN corPER MAR,<nr--cie.e.
10 Con 10, Arcsdian ~, Bos Ely
11> Coal 1s, Cactus 10, Cal 4
i. Cal = Hecla 476. Chief IA
~ COP Range esH. Davis DAILY
~ Butte ~. First Nat 2k. OF
1CX Sup q Hcs ~. Sup q
XeIveffne 40. Yukon :.
cnrrnn ErTTEns.
~ I1e Times b. Paine
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

Mitchell Mining is In the down-and-
out class and am afraid that there
Is not much hope for anything to hap.
pen. II was promoted on Wild and
totally unfounded promises. doomed
and inflated with all the arts OF the
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
NOTICE |!
srocKHoLDERS MEETING or ~DtL-
nay coNNECTrNG RAILROAD co.,

Notice 10 hereby given That the an.
nuaI meeting OF the stockholders OF
,he Deiray Connecting Railroad Conn
pany. for the election of directors and
,he transaction OF such other business
as may come up before the annua,
the company in the City Of Detroit.
Mich, on Wednesday. March 10. 1911.
I" nv order SsH OK the directors of the com.
psnI 8e =. d. sANDERs.
<-~A>2r Secretary.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

sr;i ;. ~ s :;;s "a: .. s:,s. . G az
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

Our weekly Market Letter. Just Is
sued. gives combination OF Tintics
paying 10 and OF C" COBALT, gr .,ss
Msnins Stocks bought for delivery or
on Ia margin and accepted as margin.
Private wires.
CHAs. A. sTONEHAM a Co.
eO2 Penobscot. Main 1410, CITY x4io'
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

The Iron Trade Review OF Cleve-
land says: "The opinion In weliposted
circles regarding the railroad rate de-
cisions Is that while the railroads may
temporarily curtail their purchases,
which have not been liberal for years,
the situation will right itself In due
season through the impossibility OF
the companies prolonging the post
ponement of the meeting OF the needs
which have been allowed to accumu-
late steadily. A few cancellations OF
railroad equipment are noted, result
ing In one case In the request for the
cancellation OF pig iron, but on the
other hand some good inquiries and
orders for cars have come out, and
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02
TOLEDO GRAIN AND PRODUCE.

al y ,. ~ M a1mn. INV INV n sSte ssnf
50 * c. Corn: Cash. Ate; May. 50hc:
July, size: Sept. S4kc. acts: Cash.
52Ac; May, 33%c; July. 33Ac; Sept.
yzhc. Rye: No. 2 s5c: No 3, SIC.
April, So. IS: Oct. s7s5 Alsike: Prime,
$s45; March. se.45. Timothyseed:
Prime, s5.s5. Butter. eggs and hay un-
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

Harry M. Lamon. OF the department
OF agriculture. Washington. told tho
Michigan Egg, Butter and Poultry
men, who have just closed their con-
vention here, how conditions In the
trade could be improved. He sug-
gested that eggs should be candled
when the merchant buys them from
the farmer, not by the commission
men. In this way only good eggs
could get into circulation. w. T. 8
White led an interesting discussion
ON storage methods. advocating that
only the surplus produce be put into
storage during the spring months.
The Detroit times., 1911-03-02

President McMillin. of the American
Light and Traction Co.. who is also
president of the Detroit City Gas Co I,
subsidiary of that corporation, says
that the light and traction company
expects to spend 30 per cent more in
Improvement this year than was
spent last year. among the new equip
ment to be several large gas holders.
One of these will be erected In De-
troit but not this year. Mr.. McMillin
expects as big an increase In earnings
this year as was shown last year. IL
the rate OF increase is maintained the
net earnings will amount to more than
So per cent on the common stock OF
the company.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
Making Thing. Hum In Rome.

The Romans had three recognized
methods of applanding-the bombus,
the imbrices and the testae. The word
bombus did not carry any allusion TO
explosives. On the contrary this form
Of applause was the most decorous, in
asmucb as 1t consisted merely Of
humming or buZzing noise. Thus In
way the Romans were the first Ito
make things hum" in a public assem-
bly,. The bombus was not the chief
feature the Romans had TO offer In the
way Of applause. The imbrices meant
a demonstration made with the hollow
Of the hands. The testae meant the
striking together of the fat portions OF
the hands. From this we may con-
clude that the Romans clapped. but
there Is no certainty on this point
New York Herald.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
poIl;v.r and the Dshiias.

The dai1xa Is flower that b. almost
sacred TO Scandinavians- When the
late senator DoIlirer was speaking 70
q Swedish settlement from the rear
end OF Pullman car bunch Of dahlias
was banded to him. and be bowed bis
thanks. while fhe crowd roared its ap-
plause for the orator and for the bou-
quet
what ekind of flowers are fheseT
INQUIRED Senator Doiiiver of Senator
Clapp of Minnesota
American Beauties. guess. replied
Senator Clapp.
Dolliver knew better than that. so
he heartily thanked the people for
their attention. applause and splendid
flowers.
When they met In Washington after
the campaign Senator Doliirer said to
the Minnesota man: 'Clapp. you would
have had me mobbed if | hadn't been
prudent IL had called those dahlias
American Beauties those Swedes
would have been for killing me"
.Yes." said Senator Clapp they are
good people and generally do the right
hing."-Minneapolis Journal.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
Why He Wept.

A man who WAS walking through
train inadvertently left the door of one
of the cars open. A big man sitting in
a seat In the middle of the car yelled:
.Shut the door. you fool! Were you
raised In barn."
The man who had left the door open
closed it and then. dropping into
seat. buried his face In his hands and
began to weep. The big man looked
somewhat uncomfortable and. rising.
finally walked up to the weeper and
tapped him on The shoulder.
"My friend" he said. II didn't intend
to hurt your feelings. | just wanted
you to close the door,
The man who was weeping raised
his head and grinned .Old man." be
said. I'm not crying because you hurt
my feelings. but beca use you asked me
IL / was raised In a barn. The sad
fact .is that was raised In a barn. and
every time hear an ass bray 1t makes
me homesick. louisville Times.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Emperor Charles " of Austria. by
far the most powerful ruler of his day.
was thus described as he appeared at
table by Roger Ascham. secretary TO
the English ambassador. in 1850: ~
stood hard by the emperor's table. He
had four courses: he had sod beef
very good-roast mutton. baked hare;
t.ese be no service In England The
emperor hath good face. constant
look: he fed well of a capon: have
had better from mine hostess Barnes
many times In my chamber. He and
Ferdinando. king of the Romans. ate
together very handsomely. carving
themselves where they list. without
any curiosity. The emperor drank the
best that ever | saw: he had his head
In the glass five times as long as any
OF as and never drank less than a good
quart at once of Rhenish wine" Il
was notorious that the emperor ate
and drank immoderately. and as nat
ural result he suffered terribly from
govt from the time be was thirty years
old
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

In d mining camp town "Hamief
was one evening given By q stroiling
company. and this h The criticism thar
appeared next day In the local papers.
written By the miner dramatic critic:
There Is too much climbing in this
piece. The author Is behind fhe times
and seems to forgeT that what We
want nowadays is hair raising sifnac
lions and detectives.
I'm the hands Of a skiliful play
wright a detective would have been
put upon the track Of Hamlef's uncle.
and the old man would have been
hunted down in a manner that would
have lifted the audience ont Of their
cOwhideS.
The moral OF the piece Is not good
The scene where Hamlet sasSes his
mother is very bad example 10 the
rising generation.
Our advice to the author Is more
action. more iovemaking and plenty
of specialties The crazy girl scene
should be cut out altogether and a
rafting good song and dance substi-
tuted"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
State Capitol News

Olympia, Feb. 28.-The first Sat-
urdav session of the present legis-
lature was held Feb. Is. Upon
adjournment many of the members
left on a free excursion to Chehalis
county, at the invitation of resi-
dents of the county desiring county
division.
The big legislative wheel has
commenced to grind out laws with
clock-like regularity. The insur-
ance code passed the Senate Friday
with but four opposing votes. The
House put through the bill appro-
priating money for the construc-
ton of temple of justice at Olym-
pia, as the first structure in a cot
tage plan of capitol buildings for
this state. The county unit local
option bill, which had gone through
the senate by vote of "a to Is,
with Senator Anderson voting for
it, was killed in the house on Fri
dav by a vote of SO to AZ, with
Representatives Appleman and
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
The Speedier Way.

He simply couldn't help it He was
born lazy.
As a rule. If not too sleepy. he could
get through shave In about thirty
five minutes. But today. after only
fourteen hours sleep. he appeared even
more sluggish than ever. As he ap-
piled the father to his customers
beard his brush fingered haltingly. as
though loath TO leave the stubby chin
to which 1t was being applied
His customer was patient man and
stood this for considerable while.
But at last his patience began TO ooze
and he interrupted forty winks' In
tervaf with cough
.'S'ere. lad" he suggested. "Aa've an
idea. Hold your hand. keep tina brush
still. am aa'll wag ma head for yer
London Answers.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
A Shabby Coat Collar.

Very often the collar of coat be-
gins to look shabby when the coat
itself is In good order. and 1t is won
derfuI what difference a thorough
cleaning will make First take q
piece Of clean cloth and dip it in spir-
its Of turpentine and rub the collar
thoroughly with it. Leave 1t for ten
minutes. then rub 1t again with the
turpentine and scrape 1t carefully to
remove any loose dirt Next sponge
the collar with little alcohol and
keep wiping 1t until it is dry. Hang
1t up In an airy place for an hour or
two and it will look as good as new
Boston Herald.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
c. A. Shernn0nG@A
Spedden both voting against it
indefinite postponement.

Spedden both voting against its
indefinite postponement.
By a vote of SO to "a the House
on Thursday passed the Teats
workmens' compensation act. Rep
resentative Appleman voted against
and Representative Spedden for the
measure.
In the Senate on Thursday the
new game code was passed, % to
II, Senator Anderson voting with
the majority. The measure creates
a state faunal commission of five
members to be appointed by the
Governor, authorized to name a
deputy in each county, and dep
uty for each side of the state. The
bag limit on upland game birds is
fixed at 13 per day and 80 per week,
and bounding deer is prohibited.
Both Representative Appleman and
Spedden voted against the Wray
bill legalizing ten round, no decis-
ion six ounce glove boxing contests,
which passed the House Thursday
by vote of 40 to 43.
Timber from 23,795 acres of
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets are safe. sure and reliable, and
have been praised by thousands OF
women who have been restored to health
through their gentle and curative prop
critics. Sold by all druggists.I
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
A Fresh Egg.

An English food expert, said In q re-
cent lecture:
1.-The secret of health Is two meals
a day with an occasional fast. But
people won't avail themselves of this
superb secret. 1t Is too unpleasant
like the fresh egg. gentleman, aft
er cutting the top off soft boiled egg.
summoned the waiter and said:
Waiter. take this egg back to the
kitchen, wiring its neck. and grill 1t for
me-"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
She Has Positive Proof.

The CoOk-Sure. an We don't name
to tell me that We think It's bad luck
to break mirror? The New Maid
(earnestlyl-I don't think: / know 1t.
The Cook-Glory be. An how do We
know 1t? The New Maid-Every time
| break one lose my job.-New York
Journal.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
How II Was

shes very weaithyY
"Very"
Money left to herr"
mo. She Is the author of book
entitled Hints to Beautiful Women"
Il presume all the beautiful women
In the country purchased itY'
No; but all the plain women didr'-
New York Herald.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

another as he took of bis coat In the
Office. 1.-THE trouble with me Is that
haven't slept as l ought. don't feel
well unless I've slept" That's the
same way with me-" said his col
league. I'm fact. think feel best
Of all when I'm sound asleepr
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

school and granted lands in Stew
ems county was sold between April
IL, 1901, and Sept. 80. 1910, at an
average of IS "a per acre, or an ag-
gregate consideration of $138,872,
according to the report of the state
land commissioner, E. w. Ross.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
The Very idea!

Mr.. Woggs-I'm through with Bump.
told him we are going to name our
baby after some great parsonage and
asked him for a suggestion Mrs.
WOggs- What did he say? Mr.. Woggs
He said. Name 1t after ours. Puck.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
Thouaht IL Was a Joke.

The Colonel-And You actually as
sert that you want to marry my
daughter7 Fusby-Y-yes. The Colo
mel staring at him unpleasantly)-
You know l am English. Fusby-
Yves. sir. The Colonel-Well. it's go
ing to take me several years to see the
point of your little joke. Good day
TO you.-Cleveiand Plain Dealer
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Shall we pose as miilionaires or as
foreign dukes at the hOteiY'
sAs the latter. my boy. AS million
aires we might be expected to display
some evidences of wealth. but as
dukes nobody can possibly take IL
amiss If we skip."-Kansas City Jour
nal