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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25
SANDOVAL COUNTY SENDS
AFFIDAVIT TO WASHINGTON

The secretary of the republican
central committee of Sandoval coun-
ty has made out the following affi-
davit which has been forwarded 10
Delegate Andrews:
Territory of New Mexico, County OF
SandoVal, SIS.
Mariana G. Montoya, of lawful age
being first duly sworn, on his oath
deposes and says that he is the sec
retary of the Republican Central
Committee within and for Sandoval
County and Territory of New Mexico
and that he had the management or
the campaign for the ratification OF
the constitution as drafted by the ter
ritorial delegates to the constitutional
convention which was held under the
enabling act for the admission OF SAID
territory into the union as state;
that he knows, of his personal knowl-
edge that no fraud was committed in
said election in said County of Sando-
val, and that no funds were raised for
said campaign, but that the speakers
who participated in said campaign
not only worked without compensa :
ton, but all OF them paid their own
money for rent of meeting places and
travelling expenses on their trip
throughout the country; and also
knows that no saloons were kept open
In said county on said day during said
election; but that said election was
carried on in accordance with the
proclamation issued by the governor
of said territory of New Mexico, and
according to law
MARIANA c. MoNTOYA,
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 23rd day of February, A. d. loll
ALFREDO MONTOYA,
Probate Clerk in and for Sandova
County New Mexico
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25
DUKE AND DUCHESS OF
MANCHESTER IN NEW YORK

New York, Feb. 24.--The duke OF
Manchester, accompanied by the
duchess. formerly Miss Helen Iim-
norman of Cincinnati, arrived tonight
on the Lusitana. The duke was re-
Gently operated upon for appendicitis
and Is going to Palm Beach to recup-
crate.
Asked about recirrocioty, the duke
said Canada has for a long time want
ed trade reciprocity with the mother
country. but England had failed to
take advantage of the opportunity.
Hence. Canada had naturally turned
to the United States.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25

phere. rose to a height Of several
hundred feet. He flew over the east
ern portion of the city, feeling out the
conditions for his fellow flyers who
are scheduled 10 open a nine days
meet here Saturday.
The aviator said his performance
proved that sustained flights are pos
sihle.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25
ONE HUNDRED TVCIMCARI
MEN WIRE THEIR DENIAL

TucumcarI, \. NJ. Feb. 2S.--Three
kilograms signed by 100 of Tueum-
eari's prominent business and profes-
sional men, were sent last night TO
William II. Taft president. w. Fl. An
drews and Chairman Hamilton. of the
committee on territories at Washing
ton. declaring the accusations made
by representatives of the w. c. T. T..
In regard to the saloons being onen
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25
PhiIlips-GoIdsborough Inquest.

New Yorok, Feb. 24.-Three eye
witnesses to the staying of David
Graham Phillips. the novelist on jan
uary 23 by Fitzhugh c. Goldsborough.
who shot and killed himself q few
minutes after fatally wounding Phil
lips, testified at the inquest today. The
verdict was that Goldsborough killed
both himself and Phillips. No rela-
tives of either Phillips or Goldsbor-
ough were present.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25
SUCCESSFUL FLIGHT
OVER MEXICO CITY

Mexico City, Feb. 2i.--Wlth view
to testing the possibilities in the altl-
tude Of this city. 7.s49 feet for heav-
er than air craft. Rene Simon today
ascended In q fifty horsepower Mol
SAINT monopane In the rarifIed atmos-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25

San Antonio, Tex Feb 24.-~The
balloon Miss sofia. with w r. ASS
man and J. NJ o'Reilly of s. Lous'
aboard. ascendcd 1000 feet at o'a'
o'clock tonight and headed northwest
on long distance flight.
The balloonists hope to capture the
Iahm cup,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25

Washington, ID. c., Feb. "a.
"The Morning Journal, Albuquerque.
New Mexico.
President Taft has just sent
message TO the senate and house, stat
ing that he has approved of the New
Mexico constitution and that he rec
ommends to the house and to the
senate that they approve the consti-
tuition promptly. He states that he
finds 1t republican in form and not
repugnant to the constitution of the
United States or to the Declaration
of Independence, and taking 1t all in
all it is "A REMARKABLY FINE
DOCUMENT.
.T THINK WE WILL GET
THROUGH AND BE IN THE
UNION BY THE FOURTH OF
MARCH.
(slgned) WILLIAM II. ANDREWS y
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25
PRESIDENT URGES IMMEDIATE.
APPROVAL Of CONSTITUTION
AND QUICK ADMISSION
NEW MEXICO TO BECOME STATE
BY MARCH 4th, SAYS ANDREWS

Taft Sends Message to Senate and House Endorsing Funda-
mental Law as Remarkably Fine Document; Not Repug-
ant to Constitution and Thoroughly Republican in Form;
Baseess Charges Against New Mexico Have Found Deaf
Ear on Part of Executive Who Asks for Statehood at Once
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25

on election day and on ratification
day were wholly false as far as this
county at least was concerned, and
speaking strongly against such asser-
tions. The telegrams were signed by
men of all parties.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1911-02-25

ford OF Ukiah. chairman OF the dem.
ocratic joint caucus.
Governor Johnson said:
Il have no statement 10 make"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

He glanced at the heap OF broken
eggs. and saw one whole one He
grabbed that
"Au but this one. Lem" he shout
cd then let II drive full. tair and
forcib,y into Tanmore's face. II
nopped like a cannon when i struck
and the state OF Tanmore was some
thing awful
And then Eliza Primmers split
took unto itself full growth. and he
stood on his back porch and delivered
an extemporaneou address 70
Iemuel Tanmore that was nine parts
heavy language and one part personal
illusions.
Mrs Bithers fed. and Tanmore
made his way from the yard mutely
leaving Primmel still speaking to the
world in general.
That night Primmel called on Mrs
pithers-not to apologize. He had
20, his growth. He walked into her
house and told her he had waited
lang enough. When would they b'
married. without allowing her e
| ,hInk he named the day himself.
And every time she fries eggs fo
eliza, breakfast she huns love song
| ria has shaved OF his side whisker'
and learned to smoke
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
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20 80
BY Wilbur D. Nesbit.

eral Arrange group OF buckets
and pans and tubs IN a circle. with
yourself as the center. so that you
may go from one TO the other quick
ly. Then. after the color has been
fixed. take the eggs out. as brother
Primmel did. and place them all in
one tub
Brother Primmel was heaping tho
beautifully tinted eggs In this recep-
tacle. His sleeves were rolled up. but
not only was there a gorgeous min
CLING Of hues on his hands and arms
but on his sleeves and his shirt Dos
ON. and his face for II was hot work.
and SYSTEMATICALLY he had wiped
the sweat from his brow several
times. And thoughtfully he had tug
ged at bis sidewhiskers on occasion.
so that the starboard Whisker was a
medley OF blue. green and purple
while the larboard one Haunted an
assortment OF red. brown and ma
genta to the breeze With tie malice
Of accident. a neat daub OF red
adorned his pale temperate nose.
Timing the visit with due malevo-
lence. brother Tanmore had asked the
widow Bithers 70 accompany him TO
brother Pr.mmers home and see how
the eggs had turned ont
They rounded the corner OF the
| house and came 10 the back porch
while Primmel was lifting the last
batch OF eggs 10 the tub He looked
up, saw them. and noted the fendish
gle with which brother Tanmore
] viewed him. as we'll as the repressed
emotion with which sister Bithers
looked upon him In his embarrass
! ment he STEPPED into a bucket o. pur
/ pie dye. stumbled and fell ~th his
load OF eggs To fall with e Of
eggs is no casual occurrencr eai
reader. but TO fan with that arnful OF
eggs. tripping into a bucket OF purple
dye and from that into a dishpan fnl
n green dye and then TO carom head
first into a tub filed with eggs OF al
colors and an ages is not mishap
Il is calamity. a colossal. catas
trophic calamity
Mr. Primmel yelled as he fell. bu
wells are OF no avail In such circum
stances.
He arose. after a scramble. ant
confronted the twain The dyes wer
plentifully distributed over him. an
the contents OF the eggshells wer
plastered over his head and his whii
kers. and they dribbled and droole
and dropped and drained over hi
clothes.
Mr. Tanmore hoWled with laughte
tie felt that his purpose had been a.
complisted Mrs Bithers giggled'
Did you break EN- ell. Eliza
brother Tanmore asked. betwee
gasps for breath.
Eliza Primmels eyes took on
blaze they never before had show
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

No. daughter" remarked the
wealthy parent Il am sorry. but you
may not marry the count"
But. why papa" petulantly asked
the spoiled child
The expense is greater than can
afford"
There would not be such a terri
bic lot OF expense. He doesn't eat
much and is not extravagant in
clothes. Have you figured 1t out cor
rectly?"
Il have tried 10 figure II out. but
find that cannot keep count"
For some reason the daughter
swooned.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

And | think it is positively brutal
OF you 10 talk as you DO just because
spent what I did for the bonnet =
continues the wife And am going
right home to mother. so there"
Il wouldn't II J were you" replies
the husband, without looking up from
his paper.
20 OF course you wouldn't,I
well. your father telephoned me
that your mother in angry with him
because he thinks she paid too much
for her bonnet. and that she Is pack.
ing her trunk 20 come and live with
you"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
FAD ITS DRAWBACK

YES" said the graybearded philos-
opher. there is a way 20 make an
Easter bonnet that will not be a dead
loss when it goes out OF style
And what way IS that" asks the
anxious father of four girls.
20 course. there viii be some small
loss because OF the foundation. which
need be but a cheap wire frame
Upon this construct an AFFAIR com
posed OF five and ten dollar bills,
which may be folded and twisted into
leaves and draperies. then garnish
the design with bangles OF gold and
silver coins
The anxious father SIGHED morose
ly
Yes" he remarked The scheme
might be all right II 1t wasn't that
the girls would all get married while
those hats were in style"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
LIKE LAMB TO SLAUGHTER.

Where is that new dress you had
made 20 wear today" asks the hus-
band when his wife announces that
she is ready for church.
'1-I-you see. dear. she con-
fesses. the cook was angry and
threatened to quiet. so gave II TO
her to put her In a good humor and
get her to stay awhile longer with
US"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
1T CURED Her.

rFis wife was gloomy and depressed
inclined 20 he most critical
Ana questioned all bis actions In
A manner analytical
lie sought an Office building Where
very wise physician was
ANA carefully he told the Doc.
what his wife's disp 7sition was
TIVE doctor wrote. Take onr wire base
which has an Easter bonnet on,
Also a dress 81 costly SILK
Besecked with hlmy Honiton
This IS a certain cure. Y u
Is given her d'urrally-
NJ Sig Unpack them from tie box
And then apply externally.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
MERELY A GAME.

Harold. II hear you talking to
your sister again as I did Just now |
shall have to whip you even harder
Where in the world did you pick up
such bad language"
Wasn't picking bad language We
was playing Easter dress"
Playing WHAT"
Easter dress It's a new game.
She was ny wife and wanted TO get
a new dress"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
The PLEASURES OF YOUTH.

Il have some Easter eggs. too,
saws the nice Mttle boy. but am go
ing 10 take mine 70 the children
exercises this afternoon"
SIN l." answers the bad little boy
''Deys a bunch O. us children goin
10 have some exercises in de gallery
al dc matinee o De Hero o Deep
Gulch.' been savin' dis egg for
tree weeks for H."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
HIS IMPRESSION.

"Our landlady has a cabinet Of
rare antiques" observes the star
boarder
II suppose so. says the new board.
or. regarding his Easter egg with
some concern.
Yes. Il Is In the corner OF the
parlor"
In the ;hrlor? Why. I thought II
must be in the pantry"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
TECHNICAL SYNOPSIS.

..T-hs Faster sermon" she outlines.
Was ntted 70 the morning.
II had one head, with wei trimmed
thoughts
That single head adjoining.
The body of the sermon was
Set forth IN tones OF velvet
The train Of thought was rather old
In fashlon-he should shelve IL
But take II an In all. Il was
An up-to-date production.
with pearls OF oratory to
Belewel its construction"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

rows with him, but Mrs. Bithers.
widow though she was. had an Ideal
She liked Mr.. Primmel. but she
yearned to see him show more spirit
He had proposed TO her several times.
but always in such a meek and gentle
way that she felt like patting him on
tie head and giving him a dog bis
cult The late and for a while
lament Mr. Bithers had been
willing subject for fenpecking- A
woman vii henpeck her husband II
he allows it--poor thing
There isn't much TO this story. ex-
cept that Mrs Bithers and Mr. Prim.
mel taught classes in the Sunday
school Two guesses as TO what
Kind OF classes they taught. Surely
Mrs Bithers taught class OF boys
and Mr. Primmel one OF girls. Now
the superintendent OF that Sunday
school was one Lemuel Tanmore.
vidower. who wore heavy watch
chain and was just coming out OF the
chrysalis stage Of first mourning into
the butterfly existence OF the relict
who Is willing to be interested.
These three. having the social siSe
OF the Sunday school in hand, met as
committee to arrange for the Easser
egg presentation TO the pupils. The
Sunday school rewarded each nice
little girl and boy with a beautifully
Co.0red Easter egg annually. There
being one hundred and ten childroS
the work OF coloring the eggs usually
was divided among several people.
Hut brother Primmel had a Napo-
lecnic thought Mrs. Bithers' inter
es N the Sunday school work was
one avenue by which he was ap
preaching her heart Now. II by one
grand stroke he could simply astound
her by his devotion to that work. he
would 20 some distance ahead OF the
crafty Tanmore in her regard So he
dcitly ended the discussion of ways
and means by saying:
Let US not worry longer over the
eggs II you will send them 10 me,
win color them all myself have
nothing TO do Saturday afternoon. and
am sure. II give them 10 this eS
celient task OF preparing the giri
Tor the children"
That Is simply lovely OF you, Mr.
Primmel." said Mrs Bithers.
Then came the Machiavelliai
stroke OF Tanmore
AN right" he offered. I'll fuI
MIS-. the eggs,"
How sweet and noble OF ycr
brother Tanmore"
Lemuel Tanmore did what any ma
would have done He wanted TO Dis
credit his rival So he procured egg
q doubtful vintage And the onl
doubt was as 20 whether they wsr
I'VE or ten years old Modestly. \
Insisted that no one should know VIII
had given the eggs.
Brother Primmel Is doing IN
work-he is bearing the heat and bu
Den OF the day" he said. let T.
children know that their pleasur
comes through him"
Brother Tanmore knew might
we'll what would be said abol
brother Primmel by the whole cor
munity. after the children tried
open those eggs.
IL any one thinks coloring eggs
merry. madcap procedure. he shou
attempt TO dye twelve dozen OF the
tor brother Tanmore had been II
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

Mr.. Eliza Primmel was man
Ubo had rome through life without
ever losing his temper. More than
that until the occasion Just about to
be described. he had never even mis-
laid his temper. His temper. until
the fateful Saturday upon which I'm
hinge the incidents which shall be
act down as calmly as possible in this
truthful record-his temper. until this
event was still in it's original wrap
pings.
such men are a blessing 10 the
community and an sggravation TO
their wives.
Mr. Primmel had no wife. lie
wanted a wife He wanted Mrs. lde-
ia Bithers to share his joys and sor-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
NO INDICTMENT.

The missus always gives her
dresses to the servants after she has
worn them a few times"
Well. I'm not going 10 stay unless
she changes her style She got an
other blue dress for Easter and blue
doesn't suit my style Of beauty"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
THE ANNUAL ADVANCE.

Advance STYLES In bonnets.
Advance STYLES In dress.
Advance styles IN jackets
They cause Us distress.
Advance modes IN fabrics.
Advance styles IN lace.
Advance STYLES IN slippers
They lengthen the face.
Advance styles IN ribbons
For trimming or sash
II all means that papa
Advances more cash.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
CHANGED HIS MIND.

lie wrote n dreamy sonnet
To buy an Easter bonnet
lie did HIS best.
Alas his little lyric
Met with a fate satiric-
He was assessed
50 much 20 buy the bonnet
That he cashed IN the sonnet
And ode the rest.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
OOH

MY Easter hat was delivered here
and hasn't been sent TO my room.
Where is it?"
Heavens. miss, Was that your
hat? thought II was lamp shade
and told the chambermaid TO put II
on the table lamp in your parlor.
Him sorry"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

Aren't you glad" said the first
chick. that We we're Matched too
late 10 be spring chickens
Yes And aren't you glad we were
Matched soon enough not to be Eas-
ter eggs"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

opinion q the headgear. YOU guessed
Il correctly. man did make it
the highest-priced man milliner m
Paris"
Then. naturally Tire smiles OF
amusement were changed into smiles
Of amazement.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14
TIRED OF THEM.

why doesn't your brother 90 TO
church this morning and see AL the
pretty bonnets and frocks?"
He's a window trimmer"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

Excuse US. but ringing the Easter
belle is not always a preliminary an
nouncement OF the coming Of IL
June bride.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-04-14

Your Easter hat?" says the frss
dear friend. while tie other dear
friends listen joyously. Your new
hat Il looks. my dear. as though
come man had made it
"Humph," remarks the angelic
-reatrre who has asked for their
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-05-20
The Evening Chit Chat
By RUTH CAMERON

N ANSWER to my appeal for suggestions a to ways In which a college
girl could Urn money during the summer vacation and yet not n
derm1ne her health, several Interesting ideas have been sen In.
One occupation suggested La that Of companion to blind people. BY
applying at Institutions for the blind, positions Of this sort may some
times be obtained.
ITO care for and live. in 4 house whore people are away for the summer.
1.-THE subscriber who sent in this suggestion says she knows a mother and
daughter who always fd this work to do through the summer through
their church Affiliations
8 Another woman says: "Just this morning 1 received a communica-
lt1on from a large publishing house to act a their travelling agent at
ri at home, Now, 1t seemed to ne that to q n energetic college
girl this travel would give the needed rest, and also be remuneratfve. I
shall probably take up the work at home on q smaller scale, s 1t is a
work my heart Is In, but I would be glad to put some one In the. way of
obtaining this place, a I suppose there IRE many just uoh chances"
For q college girl who does not have to earn much money, but who
cannot exactly afford to lay out money In going away for the vacation,
the following suggestion might be of use. 1 say for a girl who does not
need to earnm much money" because / suppose q good PAL OF Ter earnings
would be eaten Up by fares.
4 will. tell you what I learned at Yellowstone park two years ago
this summer. The help the government hires is nearly all college help
The matron of ONE of the camps a q teacher from a Pennsylvania col
lege. and she brought two OF the college girls with her, They made the
beds and took care of the tents-were there at eleven and had n rest OF
10 transfer from n camp to another In this way they vfsted all h
points Of interest The lady help Is paid from $40 a month n board I.
For particulars write WyHe Camp, Gardner, Yellowstone Park"
/ ~Aothers Helper" Is another position which, reader thinks college
girls might fill during the summer o their W n other peoples profit
at isn't AS, she avs "fr many OF u mothers to rel good ser
yants-n fact. 1t isn't always easy to get any Now, ! behey that q sTi
who would be willing to do anything that can to hand Il win except the
weekly washing md ironing. That would be asking too much), and whose
bride would not prevent her from waiting on table when necessary, etc,
viii have n trouble in finding a good home for h summer, and VIII %
hhe to 20 back to lei studies much improved in health and pocketbook.
"Of course, there III many college girls whose pride oul not let
Them do this, hut they make me think of the small boy who climbs a tree
Ind then calmly yena, help, help"