The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-10-13

young woman Went intO a suore cdl7
rying thnss chickens Shs inquired
thu price Of chickens the SAM time
put them on the counter The clerk
didn't know the chickens feat We're
tisd, ard ASKED IL they would lay
there. She bit her handkerchief and
said: mo, sir; Tn y ans roosoas"
We have c6en heard Of men who
forgot about church services and their
lodge meeting but until last Friday
night did The Man Around Town
ever hear OF a gensl IMAM who wanted
to attend his lodge every night This
was Frof. w r. Hedriclx, Noble
Grand Of Acme Lodge, /. o. o. F.
He gathered his books and started up
town, and Mrs. Hedricb prssuniad H.
had a school board MEETING 10 attend
and asked no questions. Ill.,. we1t
thru town and told the boys 20 hurry
up and cSms to lodge as it was m sas-
ing time. The memb-rs lNn'Jw that
tlIe ledge did not NEST that Friday
night, 50 told hing uaey would be up
in a few minutes. The professor wen
along, grumbhng no doubt, about the
inactivity of the mImbres, and when
hls g5t TO the door of the lodge ball
h. heard voic S of some ladies. He
want a httIs farther and then u
cams to him that he Ladies' of nhe
Maccabess nrst that night, and he
W. mt home by the shortest route.
DR.. ]. b. Tappan is falling good
since his shipment If Big Ben clocks
have come in, and is 50 happy that
he is running his graphophone ma
chin overtime.
When We S5s so many young men
with their ha.r parted in the middle
and hanging down over their ordhead
SO aus TO obscure every trtac- of IN
tellect, and SO many young women
with their hair all frizzly-frously and
Hopping around Jh,sir fac.s in fifty
different DIR ctions, We arc not eur
prisad that the followers of Darwin are
new positively sure that mankind de-
scend ID from the monkey.
The influence of a minister is ctten
discussed, but the leading question
heard for the past week is: Have
You sen thu n'sw preacher?' "What
does he look like?" do you think
you will like him?" We know OF no
other solution than go TO hear him
next Sunday and see for yourself.
The Man Around Town heard on tn,
street the other day of a man who
claimed he was too poor 20 talle
his hOms PAPER, but all the SAM
he read a notice in Newspaper, isll-
ing how TO prevent horse from slob
bering, and 5 mt one dollar and fifty
Cents for the recipe. When the one
dollar and fifty cents worth of irfor-
nation came it said: Teach your
horse how TO Spit
| nhe teachers trip that was planned
some weeks ago by judge Will5on and
Supt. Leach is an assure go, and both
of these ganSlem-n are working hard
to make it profitable and pleasant
trip. The teachers and pa.Cons will
leave on next Tuesday morning and
Douisville Will be the first city to
be visited.
Tha leading secret societies of our
lcounsy continue to increase in msm-
bsrship. There is something in a
secret organization that strongly APP
psals to a married man.
What Is the matter with the peo-
pie of our town g stting together? In
past years that was one of the strong
faeeOns. but Of late thkre has been too
much discussion, too much silent
knocking. Let us cut out that kind
of business. A town, like house,
divid,d against itself must faH. 1t
would make us all foel bettsr TO work
toga.hiar.
AT this time of the Year people ara
naturally discussing i'm thar minds
the question, where shall We buy our
goods? AS our answer to this import
ant problem we refer them TO the adj
ysrtising columns will BE- found pro-
CARNATIONS from all the principal bust
NESS houses I'm the county. NeNsr
trade with the man who does not adj
veltise, II you want nice, fresh. CHAN
goods at reasonable prices. Find a
man who docs not advertise, and you
will find man who is rusty and old
fashioned as the goods which he is
trying to sell.
We have residing in our town a
young man. who, N imports are true.
is wonderfully and faarfully made