New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-17
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

! THE TAIN Of IHE D1ls
Visiting cards for dogs are among the
| latest freak novelties. They are used by
women who take their dog pets with them
when they visit houses where there are also
pet animals In home where little King
Charles has all the attention and anection
usually bestowed upon a child card bas-
ket contains the engraved evidence OF visits
from Schnapps. Fiji, Jumbo, Tip. Lassie'
Biou. Anne and many other canine friends
of little King. Many Of these cards were
added to the collection on one day when
King had a reception. one card marked
Regrets came from Sultan, a Maltese
cat.
Motorist (after a lons discussion on the
comparative merits of several KINGS or
petroD-So. then, all things considered, you
recommend the tartarus brand?
Manager-That. undoubtedly, is the most
reliable.
Motorist-Then you might I'll my auto
matte cigarette lighter with it-Punch.
DAILY ITEMS.
woman sues for quick divorce
Because her husband Rugged with force;
He'll be in great demand. no doubt.
Jack Johnson's 'plnched" again, We read:
a time-wor story now. indeed.
| There's one thing Johnson doesn't lack
He's ION the spot" at coming back.
The monkeys in the Central zoo
Have held social how d do:
! They showed that man Is out OF date
In handling knife and fork and plate.
Some Barnard girls turned out TO hear
A lecture. "Cling to man, my dear;
Well, after graduation day
Some may not clns-but then some may
A. w. L.
stella..Did she sue him for breach Of
promise?
Bella-Yes: the poor fan" spoke OF a
diamond and she said II was so sudden
Judge.
The proprietor Of Munich beer house
was sentenced 10 six weeks I'm jail and 10
pay a fine Of 1000 marks. and his walters
to imprisonment for terms ranging from
one week or two months, for decelving the
patrons Of the place by serving INSULT
GENTLY filed mugs" There too much
froth and foam and not enough Of the
thing that made Milwaukee famous. A
drawing showing n robed Judge with
foaming mug in his hand delivering the
sentence, was presented TO the proprietor
OF a popular beer resort I'm New York by
a regular customer, who wrote under the
picture in German: BE warned" The
warning was evidently not taken seriously,
for the picture, with the additional inscrip-
ton I'VE need no warnng-those who find
fault may go elsewhere" has been framed
the place-half club and half saoon-may
see IT,
"Bibbles is great man to try to dodge
responsibility on technicalities.'
Yes. He once signed a pledge. Then
he forgot about IL and called I'm a hand
writing expert To prove that the signature
was a forgery. "-Washington Star.
"The Railway Magazine" OF London. con-
tains an article on the royal trains Of the
British Isles Precautions which are taken
for the conveyance Of royalty By rail are
indicated. and It is explained that there
is no foundation for the impression pre-
vailing in some quarters that when the
King travels by train he does not pay for
the accommodation provided Although
every railway company would gladly con-
vey his majesty and the Queen free of
charge. the British rulers pay exactly the
same price IA anybody else for special
train. in addition to the first-class fare
Of every passenger by whom they may he
accompanied Railways show their appre-
citation OF royal patronage by supplying
magnificent rolling stock. and by under
taking all the special precautions that arc
deemed necessary for the safety and com
fort of the distinguished travellers.
why don't YOU like to take passengers
on your airship2"
Because" replied the aviator ANY non
professional who wants To go up in an
airship IS 80 foolhardy that | cant help
giving him credit offhand for the boat
rocking instinct. Washington Star
The Rev f.. f.. Lobenstine. writing -
"The Christian Herald from the Chinsse
famine district. says 'Saddest OF all has
been the sale OF women and children.
Even In China, II is generally considered
disgraceful for a man 10 sell his wife, and
the sale cannot take place openly. This
year not only does the sule take place