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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01
FORGERY CLAIMED
BY SEES LAWYERS
Continued from page one.
II etters Found.


Lucille: | inclose note which yol
viii know what 10 do with / do no
ask q direct reply You can let m,
know. The long gown ann Thankful
for, and it Is companion. 1t con
meets me with those outside civ,
my sincere thank Everything
came all right.
The bread was still hot and, with
the butter made fine supper. and
Lucille the beef loaf was fine, ANA II
It was your first attempt it was good
than YOU many times About the
milk; | think You ought to have it
sent every day am getting back
more into the spirit since the last
onslaught aud shall soon begin to see
our final Triumph Perhaps YOU can
read my note TO her over the phone
and she must come to her own. The
world will exhaust all its powers
70 win the fight Tell m she must
fetuge everything that is not support
ed BY ler fun consciousness. and also
that she must be receptive to the
spirit and court the spirit.
What comes back from the word
send? | am glad she is helping you.
don't believe there any advantage
IN consulting any other lawyer. Now.
about NJ Tell her I want to know
what Is her condition not tomorrow
but today and every other day.
Evelyn.
Don't Connect Her with Case"
THE other read:
Incdlcs Than yon very ntlc., for
the lunch which has come up. Don't
believe there Ia any advantage ia see.
Ing any other lawyer. I's ali right
50 far, WIN write about M--later.
Tell her | want To know wat Is her
condition now, This day and every
day
The smalll box Of cigars was good
slall nerd Eonc more stnff soon
Seems to me the only thing about |
Mill Is to see that it is to- her ALL
vantage to be free. She can i've
where SHE likes. m.t she should
he free Don't connect ner with the
case' Evelyn.
Extracts from portions of the torn
letters were as followsl
NV deep life il with vo1l. YouI
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

a London doctor announces that be-
can show IN scientific manner that
every hnm9n being TINS bato It ra-
rles IN size aHd distlnctness accord
Ing to the state Of health makes pain
visible and enables the expert to dis
tlngulsh between intelligent and dun
indiyidnaIiies ilis dseoyerer or the
halo ~ Dr. w j RiIter
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01
Tie Noisv t<,ri

Mark Twain iu al after dinner
speech 10 Rermuda once talked 81
gratitude HI didnl mitch rnrp. he
said, for gratitude Or The noisy. teis
ferrous Kind
s"Whyh he exclaimed. when some
men discharge IN obligation Won can
hear the report for miles around III.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01
MISSOURI PACIFIC
OFFICIALS IN CAIRO
Continued from page one.

This viii bring on fight he.
tween the Frisco and T.. 4 A.. and
will show itself to an apDreciable eX-
tent at this pDinb the F4isco making
a determined effort to gel it's t. Il
y. territory here and elsewhere.
That the feeling Of antagoni m be-
tween the l., & N ana the Frisco
mas been brewing for sone time j.
claimed 10 be evident in the l.. &
Frisco g5om the Cairo 4 Thcbes
line. How tar the Frisco viii be able
to revenge itself is matter for specr-
alton.
The abondomeut OF me Behuoui-
Columbus terminals by the lroa
Mountain and N c. a St L.. and the
transfer to Cairo. is looked upon as
ap Important move for Cairo's benefit
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01
Susniciolls.

He Try. what do the papers mean
when they speak If suspicious charat
tiers? What Is 4 suspicious eliaracterg
Well, II you notice policeman
Keeping his eye on h person. that per
son must be suspicious character"
! nm going to discharge our cook at
once. ST. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

II see TINT the widow If q suburban
ite who was Killed in d railroad wreck
got S1nonoh damages
And yet ciiy folks sav necple arc
foolish 70 live N the suburbs y Boston
Record
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

Rich Man Ito heEgnrl Not cent
Remember THAT you will have your re
ward IN heaven,
ReEaar-- win |? Then lend me ST.
now and viii pay It back then m
drop 1t down the chute. tuegende
Batter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

Jack the Giant Killer donned hia In.
visible cont
~ 8 me one wore when | was mar
ried be explained
Thus we Sre how it elraced him. 4
&e1 Yurls Sun
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

GeftIe llow's my young brother
getting on with youf firm?
Beftie,- Wei, whnt time he can spare
from me adornment Ut his appearance
ne devotes to the neglect of his dn
ties. London Opinion,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

THE last time met you think
You had taken great fancy to the
daughter Of the house,
"Oh, yes, but That didn't las, long"
$50 you changed your mind%"
No; | married her Fiegende Blat-
Ter
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

No woman ever vet applied for di
sofee IRON . man VINO could meet
9fFE aad dlsoouragslaent win X
neeftal grin
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

street sprinkIing wagon from
hieh the water issued IN Nat sheets
srikins the ground without splashipg
y regent inrsntirn
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01

Washirstonl lane ao--keNtncky.
Fair continued warm, SATURDAY and
'nGay
Illinois, ceatinaea wafm satiuday
ma Surd \ II lodera A sgatA -ess
to soat, wiz n
Essnr II Kansas and A!'saAs I'll
gef erany fai and confirmed warm.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-01
Forec 81 For Toda,

Cairo and Vicinity: Fair: continued
warm.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
lost CHILD RESTORED
Followed Procession TO Big Oil Fire In
Lower Fart of ToWn-Snly
Three Years Old.

Helen the little three year old dat
ghter of Mr. and Mrs. iapcXe OF 324
Sixth street. while playing in 'front.' OF
her home Sunday saw crowds OF
people going down to the OIL blaze
at the foot of Washington avenue
shortly before noon and lining In
with the procession went to the scene
of the fire returning she lost her way
and was missing from her home for
an hour or more before she was found
She was picked up on Washington
avenue and Twelfth street by Mr.. Nc
Cullough the Photographer He teie-
phonel to police headquarters and
learned to whom the child belonged.
Officer Kennedy delivered the little
one to the distracted parents. MIR.
z apcke is a pharmacists at Henckers
drug store.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
FORMER cARO|TE DEAD
At Age OF go Years George w. Morse
Passed Away at RiegelsviIie,
Fa.--FuneraI Yesterday.

George W. Morse, formerly of this
city, died at Riegelsville, Pa, Friday
morning at 7:15 O'Clock, age 80
years. While a resident of Cairo ne
was employed as bookkeeper at the
Alexander County National bank. He
had been in por health for number
of years and very feeble for several
months. Four children survive him, --
Mrs, T, j. Riley, of Los Angeles,
Calf, Mrs. lPlanch Sullivan and Guy
Morse of this city. and Mrs. Henry
Wells, of Riegelsville, Pa. Mr.. Morse
had made his home with the latter for
a great many years and It was there
that the end came. The funeral oc-
Cured yesterday morning with inter.
ment at Riegelsville.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
CARNIVAL NEXT WEEK
Modern Brotherhood of America Have
Engaged The Macy & Matthews
New Olympic Shows.

The local lodge of the Modern Bro
tnerhaad of America is making prep
aration for a carnival to be held III
Cairo all of the week commencing
Manday, May 49, 1'he ATTRACTIONS
will be furnished by the Macy e.
Matthews new Olympic Shows, which
carry about ten shows, their rliine
devices and good band of Is pieces.
Several outside free attractions are
each afternoon and evening. The
event OF the week will be a big pa
rade by members Of the different
lodges in this locality. II is expected
that several hundred men will be in
line. The parade will be given May
Goth, decoration day. The shows
are now at Dixon, Tenn. The aggre-
CATION has been travelling the south.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
BURGLAR USED GUN
Homes Of Mcclure Citizens Invaded
and Robbed-Took Three Shots
at Henry Mainard.

1t was neryy bunch OF burglars
who invaded Mcclure, H., last night
and the citizens of that town are not
certain il it was one very active bur.
slar man OF bunch of them. AT
any rate considerable ground wac
covered by the midnight prowiers,
who did not cease their activities uii-
I'll one of them had taken three
shots at q citizen who was SO incon-
siderate as TO wake up and spoil
the plans for bnrglarizing his nome.
The home of F. M. Gully, an Ill
nois Central employee. wns entered
and five dollars in cash and a return
trip pass for Mr.. and Mrs. Gully to
Cairo purloined.
The home of Tom Mcclure was
also visited and while the robbers
failed to find anything of value they
searched every room in the house
except that occupied by Mr. and Mrs.
Mcclure. Mrs Mcclure told friends
in this city today that every door
on the ground floor was standing
propped wide open when the burg
larry was discovered, and the draw
ers of dressers, stands and tables
were all opened, and the contents all
strewed about the floor, and that
one room that had been lett locked
for several months had been opened
and the contents of the room scat.
tered about the flou's. Burned
matches were scattered an ABOUT the
premises.
The intruders then turned their
attention to the home or Henry
Mainerd, but he was a light sleeper
and hearing slight noise got up to
investigate. 1t was DARK he could
not see the burglar but that indiW.
dual could see him and tooy three
shots at him, which caused Mr..
Mainerd to run inside for protection
No one saw the marauders, but
when some of the Mcclure people
came to this city today to do some
shopping they noticed a man here
who had been seen at Mcclure and
who left there early this morning
He was pointed out to Officer Free
man, who searched him o,k-nut founo
nothing on him to connect him with
the robbery so he was not held.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
A Burning Glass In the Eye.

In the front part Of each Of our eyes
IL convex lens Of great power and
clearness. 1t acts exactly like burn
ing glass. If person was made to
look at the sun. say, for half minute
his eye would actually start to burn
up. The lens wosld focus the rays OF
the sun on the retlnn. and that part Of
the eye would Immediately scorch and
later would burn to Il crisp. This can
happen, however. only when one looks
at the sun directly or in a mirror. III
one holds pin between the sun and
the eye and looks NJ the pin. although
the sun Is In direct line with the eye
and although its rays are entering the
eye. the eye IS not hurt, because the
rays are not focused inside the eyeball
This Is the wonderful property the lens
has. that of focusing objects MT differ
ent distances The means by which II
does this are its power TO change Its
curvature. Chicago Record Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
=" Saved by q WittioIsn,.

: In February, 1874, when John Tyler
was president. the Princeton made Z
trial trip down HE Potomac under Cap
tain r. f. Stockton, On board at the
time were President Tyler. members
of the cabinet, other notables and d
large number Of women. AS was Gus.
tomary at that time. salute was to
be fired while passing Mount Vernon
Just as 1t was discharged the gun ex-
ploded at the breech. killing ave per.
sons and woundlng several Tothers.
Those killed were Abel r. Upshur. sec.
reery Of state; Thomas w. Gilm8r.
secretary Of the navy; Commodore
Kennon. chief Of this bureau of con
struction Of the navy; Virgil Maxcy.
ex.minister to The Hague. and Mr.
Gardiner, former senator from New
York.
William Wilkins. then secretary OF
war, was saved by wittcism See
ing the gun about to be fred. he ex,
claimed jokingiy. "KAough secretary OF
war do not like this firing, and be.
lieve | shall run" He thereupon left
his position directly beside the gun
and had just reached safety when the
explosion occurred.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Astroloay With Risks.

Formerly they had rough and ready
modes OF testing claims to supernatu-
raj powers.
"Dost thou know where thou wilt
pass ChristmasW asked Henry VII. Of
an astrologer. He could not tell.
Whcreupon the kings grace, which
did love merry jest, made answer,
"Then l am wiser titan thou, for l
know that thou wilt spend Christmas
In prison"
John Galeazzo. duke Of Milan, is said
to have made even merrier at the ex-
pense of an astrologer who foretold
him that he would die early.
"And how long do you expect to
live?" he inquired of the prophet.
"My lord, my star promises me a
long life."
Never trust to your star man; you
are to be hanged today" and the duke
took care that his own prediction
should be fulfilled.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Robespierre,s styIe Of Dress.

Robespierre's manner Of dress, even
at the period when the demagosues af-
fected the slovenliness and disorder OF
Indulgence in order to fatter the peo-
pie. was clean, decent and precise as
that of man who respects himself in
the eyes of others. His white pow,
dered hair, turned up in clusters over
his temples; bright blue coat but
toned over his hips, open over the
breast to display white vest; short
yellow colored breeches, white stock
ings and shoes with silver buckles.
formed his invariable costume during
the whole of his public life. 1t was
said that he desired by thus never
varying the style or color of his gar
meats to make the same impression In
the sight and imagination Of the peo-
pie as a medal Of his face would have
caused Lamartine's History of the
Girondists."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
GOOD AUTO ROADS
Greenfelds Ferry Offers Cairo Au-
toists New Opportunity for Inter
esting Runs.

The one hundred and twenty-five
Automobiles of Cairo have now new
field in which to make their tours
since the new Greenfield ferry has
been started The road leading from
the Missouri landing Is in. excellent
condition. 1t S said the run from the
landing over this road into Charleston
is only twenty-miute ride. Then
there is an excellent road TO Com.
merce, Cape Girardeau and otae,
points in the Vicinity. Charles
ton, Silkeston and Dexter PEG.
pie will also soon be taking adj
advantage of the ferry to come
into Cairo and see what is to be seen
here. A Charleston astoist few days
ago said he made the run from
Charleston into Cairo, crossing the
river and landing in Cairo within 80
minutes, That was going some. There
are about Is automobiles in Charles.
ton and vicinity and, It is said, nearly
200 automobiles are owned by citizens
about IA machines al each run.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
SHIELDED THE LADY.



To Illustrate ali incident that DC.
cured In Il hotel uptown the other
night. where. If You nrc not known
you have to produce some SORT or
patent Of absolute responsibility. con-
strict Il rectangle. lettering the mag
inary diagonal corners A. Is. G and ID:
A represents a solitary male person
dining. represents Il comedy person
Of the opposite sex seated at another
table with II party. G represents a
Head waiter and ~ n group OF the I'M
employed walters. Let the line Alb
represent an admlriag look that travels
continuously BA represents a look of
annoyance. CA and CB are compre-
hcndIug Chances directed by the head
waiter.
The point G moves toward d, max
Ing triangle. After whispered di-
rection figure which may be termed
o. because it represents particularly
rotund waiter, moves from the point u
until 1t reaches point on the line ABB.
g moves back to position.
A finds that his ogle stops at o.
which he cannot see through. and calls
0 to take an order Thereupon c mo-
tons toward d, when another waiter,
travelling on the line DA. effects a
junction with A and goes off at tan
gent. A cranes his neck, stretching to
one side or the other, but 1t cannot get
past O. The result is that A finally
sees what is up. finishes his coffee in
sleepisli disgust and leaves the room.
New York Sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Killing One Ely.

Every fly begins as an egg deposited
In some kind of organic filth. 1t
matches into "A tiny maggot within a
few hours. begins to feed and grow,
completes Its growth and comes out as
perfect fly in possibly ten days. 1t
then requires at least fourteen days to
mature its first batch of eggs. and it
may live to mature and deposit at least
six layings, Of from 100 to $50 eggs
each. This means that In killing one
fly we may be preventing the Matching
Of nearly thousand others.-Y Youths
Companion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
QUAINT MARRIAGE NOTICE.
William Cullen Bryant Eroks the Nssw,
Gently Is Nis Mather

William Cullen Bryant Eroks the News
M Gently to His Mother. t
The following letter from William
Cuheh Hryaut 70 bis mother. quoted
L.. Professor ChnBb III Stories Of An
thd...' Indicates tpat the author Of
"IIaasacpsiS" toa'a enjoy his little
jpSe II occasion:
'lear Mnt,,e. II hasten to send you
III. ice'A,,choly Intelligence Of wha,
ha> J., ely nairtnfd 10 me. Early on
re av' ing. "" +,.yenth day .of the
H.a~er' r.onii N:aS at II ,nclgRboiin.g
ucrsn N his rlflal,. Several people
Cf '.th axes wrr2 assembled IN one
CT he r.'a.tri' -. AID three or four
g.. rs. NJ: ryself, We're IN another.
a. .asf ciris II i l.ttie elderly gentle
nGn ?-o, t...h. N!'h II solemn counte-
nrl't, ,4.aritsc "o.ca. t,cokcd nose and
t3!ow tr"a. 4 49,. r.t long before
We @r.e sur.,macf ~ a.tond ~ the
t.I:..rr.,.ni wtsie ~ AMI t,tc rest or
~ tc,..aany were gathered. We went
H. 10 DOL, n,,r scots. The little eld-
Gus gentleman @'.'h tie hook nose
n;a,ed and wn o.. stoa.l up. When
4. Esa fnlsnet 'anst 81 us sat down.
Tie 70 tlemG'i wi,'l the hooked nose
.npr lr..ttered certain sahnlistlc ex-
.resaicus. which was too much
tNgnteand 10 remember. but ! recol-
',.rt tia! ~ ths, eorc!Ialon ! was given
n, p,,lArth. "a that ! WAS mn fried TO q
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
An Election story From Hungary.


An electioneerlng story from Hun
gary as told by Mr.. Il. W. SetonWat
son In Corruption and Reform In
Hungary" Not many years ago q
noble count stood as candidate for a
west Hungarian constituency and was
In due course elected. Soon afterward
n deputntion Of the electors visited
him in Budapest. reminded him of his
promises ut the time Of the election
and asked him to use his influence in
II certain direction why do you come
to me% asked the count. Why. be-
cause you are our representative the
astonlshed peasants replied. Nothing
of the kind said the count. i bought
the constituency for f2,000. You all
had your prIce-free lunches and free
drinks into the bargain. I'm - II i
do anything for you. We are quits
And in another minute the deputation
found itself In the street"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
A Taste For Soap.

Surely one Of the queerest Of tastes
was that Of the historian Prescott. OF
whose life In Rome Mrs. Hugh Fraser
tells in "a Diplomatlst's Wife In Many
Lands" She says that he used to keep
cake Of soap on his writing table
and nibble at It constantly, Saying,
when he was demonstrated with, that
people should be clean inside as wen
az out"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Very Sensitive,

IT don't know what am going to
do with that kid OF mine. He's al
ways getting into fights. Jerked
him up for 1t the other day. What
do you mean by aghtlng on the public
streets like thlsT | asked.
well, he said Jimmy Montgom-
cry said you were my father
"'Well, amt your fatherY
az s'pose You are, but a Teller don't
want it thrown up to him right In
front of crowd '"--Boston Traveller.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

pain, my nerves are stronger and can
90 my own work. Lydia +. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound cured me after
everything else had failed, and l rec
ommend 1t to other suffering women"
--MRs. WIN. SEALS. Cos w. Howard St.,
Creston, Iowa.
Thousands Of unsolicited and genu-
inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which Is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills should not lose sight Of
these facts or doubt the ability OF Lydia
L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
restore their health.
If you want special advice write
to Mrs. Pink ham, at Lynn, Mass.
She Will treat your letter as
strictly confidential. For 90 years
she has been helping sick women
In this way, free Of charge. Don't
hesitate-wr,tc at once.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
To stop Bleeding at the No.e.

Introduce by means OF a probe a
small piece of lint or soft cotton. pre-
viously dipped into some mild styp-
tic. as solution OF alum. white Wit
riol, creosote. or even cold water.
This will generally prove successful.
but II It should fail. cold water may
be snuffed up the nostrils II these
remedies fall. and II the bleeding be
very profuse. medical advice should
be obtained.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Most important,

George-What can be the matteri
The telegram says. Come home at
once" must fly.
George fas he arrives home two hours
laterl--What on earth 10 the matter,
dearest?
Young Wife-The baby said dad.
Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

The farmer had bought a pair Of
shoes In the city shop Now. can't
sell you a pair OF shoe-trees?' sug.
gested the clerk Don't git fresh with
me, sonny" replied the farmer, hrist-
ling up; Il don't believe shoes kin be-
raised on trees any more'n believe
rubbers grow on rubber plants, or
oysters on oyster plants. b'gosh!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Two Kinds of Curiosity,

Philanthropic Visitor Ito jailbird)-
Ny friend. may ask what 1t was
that brought you here7 Jailbird-- The
very same thing that brought you here
the desire to poke my nose into other
peoples business, only used gener-
ally to go In by way of the basement
window. Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

In my side, sick
headaches and ner-
yousness. Ihad Ia
ken 80 many medi-
cines that / was
discouraged and
thought 4 would
never get well. "A
friend told me OF
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and it re-
stored me to health.
/ have no mora
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
To CURE ANY DISEASE.
rhe Cause Must be Removed, Same
Way With DnAdruf.

XIII the germ that causes dandruff.
failing hair and badness. you will have
no more dandrufr, and your hair must
grow luxurlantly Newbro's Herpicide
not only contains the dandruff germ
destroyer but 1t f. also most delight
full hair dressing for regular toilet use.
No other hair preparation is on this
scientific basis Of destroying the dandrust
germs. It stops all irritation. keeps ths
scalp sweet, pure and wholesome. Re-
member that something claimed TO be
Just as good" Will not do the work OF
genuine IIerpicide. Sold by leading
druggists. Send loo. in stamps for sam
Die to The Herpiclde Co.. Detroit. Mich.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Wrath Storad LIN.

Once In while we run across .
man SO mean. that he pulls down the
blinds after dark Just because 1t al.
ways seem too burned cheerful" to
look In at a lighted window from the
muddy country road. There will come
day when he in turn shall stagger
= 4 wade through mile or 30 Of
tarth's ,rizyopnaise: IN
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23

shaved spot on left side Of head at
edge of hair where he shot himself
sometime ago; wore green striped
suit Of clothes; has blue eyes; was
smooth shaver.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
TWO sidea.

Willis--Why don't you 60 to church?
Gillis-Too far. why don't you 60?
Willis-We live next door to one, and
hate to get all dressed up Just to 80
that little way.--Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-05-23
Aandinn Anr 0nn

Mabel--That story you Just told is
about fifty years old. Maude-And
you haven't forgotten It in all that
time2--Toledo Blade.