New-York tribune., 1911-02-16
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Ra,timore is making a strong bid for the
Democratic National Convention In I'I-'
nevcpapors. commercial organizations anu
pron,inent citizens pulling together to lana
what they consider fat advertising prize.
Navor AIahool favors having the city gov
o-,r,ort lead off the proposed subscription
riet with $4,000 50 that the rauyl's CRY
49,, 10 "Raltlmore will give twenty-five
thousand. How much will you' as a CHI
zen s,ivc?" AZ a convention nan II u
tboueht that, with slight changes the filth
regiment Armory will serve nicely
ro,bc--I never smoked when ! was your
,Ia Xyiu YOU be able 10 tell that 10 your
So,I o,vI;uic-Not and keep my face as straight
as you do. Pop,-Puck.
NEW YORK'S VISITORS.
,r,.oro urore 2 i03 violent deaths in New
w CITY i'm 1910: the runber or VlolehI
lives "a not stated.--Providence Journal
The reason why We Go not state
Tie figures. which you hint are great,
7, IRIS. that those you mention are
No, New Workers. but from far
And near they come with fei intent
To live awhile "a violent
IA they can stand the cost OF, then
co hack TO their own homes again
New YorlS's polite. she lets her guests
Trnnues.loned. chase their own OenesIs'
She asks not who nor what nor whence
qrhougb some do corle from Providence
What?
W. J. LAMPTON.
"Tbat fellow Tarantula Tim appears to
sav and do about what he ilkeS' ,,,
..yen" replied Bronco Bob tie was
r.,,.t,, rsroart. In addition to bein' the only
r,ud.rtal,er I'm town, he got hisSen elected
Coroner. an fur It's own pertection trlilisoii
GuIch dasn't put him ont OF business
Washington star
"r.be Medical Record" editorially COM
,,,ards the results accomplished by the So
cietv for the Suppression OF Unnecessary
.-otgas and saws that its work Is one 'in
which members of the medical profession
oar, hut tako a deep interest. They should
emnlov all the means in their power TO
assist this humane society IN its eNceileht
work" II adds that "the Fourth OF July
racket was practically suppressed last year
IN this city, largely az result or the go
cie,v's efforts. and incidentally with the
blessing of stiffness was reduction IN the
nurnber OF casualties and a positive saving
~ life. the accidents having fallen from
$50 in 1859 to lS5 In 1910
"T have a new play entitled Congress y
said the enthusiastic dramatist.
-, won't do" replied the veteran man
oger "You couldn't make II properly
realistir without having too much dia-
iogile and no, enough action. w Nashington
Star.
Since the recent destruction by flrc Of
tho Missouri Capitol at Jefferson City. a
good sized boom for st. Louis as the capital
has been launched Favorins the change.
"Tbc St. Louis Globe Democrat" says:
"1'his is a modern metropolis, the largest
city ~ the Mississippi Valley and the larg-
ost west OF the Mississippi River. IL would
take great pride in becoming the final. as II
was the first capital Of what Is one Of the
foremost states. and one with unsurpassed
resources and prospects. Tho more the idea
ie examined by the citizens of Missouri the
pnore II will impress them az the best that
can he proposed In regard 10 this important
matter. which is now one Of emergency"
"Arc they engaged"
- don't think so. lie still takes cigars
for nor father when he goes To call"-De-
troit Free Press
Unless he appears 10 deny the state
ment or sends some one TO make denial
for him on or before February %. Johann