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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23

When your doctor orders you TO
stop work. 1t staggers you. 81 can't'
you say. You know you are weak.
rundown and failing In health. day
by day, but you must work as long
as you stand. What you need In
Electric Bitters to give tone, strength
and vigor to our system. to prevent
breakdown and build you up. Don't
be weak. sickly or a.ling when Elec-
trio Bitters will benefit you from tie
first dose. Thousands bless them for
their glorious health and strength.
Try them. Every bottle Is guaran-
teed to satisfy. Only soc. at all
Druggists.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23

1 have travelled osew Europe. II
through Italy ard FrAnes.
n the villages OF BRITTANY ire watkA-
ed the peasants dAnces
On she lossIy Lake o. Couo ] hare
seen the blue of SKY
Match the blue Of placid water. tat
for tint and dye for dye-
I've beheld the German wgr-lcrd ard
hls handsome. stalwart sons.
with tbs '.Kaiserin" and kinder" 20
the wee-est little one@
I've seen Processes and princes
English. Spanish. swedish. all
Plain and pretty. dull and clever. rich
and poor and short and tall.
In the wondertown OF Nuremberg
I've fingered. Ioath TO 90:
By . fretted Moorish palace heard
the fountains piash and fiow:
And I've been 10 Monte CarIo--(real-
iy I'm no poorer too.
Blu. / haste 60 add, no richer. since
did not risk SOUL
have looked and smiled at Holland
tiny. toylike. picturesque;
And at Russia, splendid. squalid
haggard, awesome. grim. gro
tesque.
And I've seen the best OF England
the Azores, and Portugal:
But I saw them confess tall, or
picture "cartes postales!"
Lest you laugh to scorn my pilgrim
age, venture just to add,
/ That a picture postcard" journe!
really Is not half 80 bad!
For you never need be sea-sick, no
fare homeward feeling poor.
II, like me, you spend younr pennies
on a modest postal tour.
Grace Page, in April st. Nicholas.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23
IF YOU ARE A REFORMER

Hit the church.
Hit it hard.
Hit it often, and repeatedly.
Hit it when you are talking in a
church and could not get a roof over
your head to talk anywhere else.
Hit it when you are talking to an
audience made up of members of the
church and could not get any other
audience to listen to you.
Hit it for what it has done.
Hit it for what it has not done.
Hit it for what you think it ought
60 have done.
Hit it for what it has ovrdone or
underdone or is done going to do.
Hit it because it don't preach the
Gospel
Hit it because it does preach the
Gospel.
Hit it because it has not converted
The whole world.
hit it because it tries to convert
the heather.
Hit it because hypocrites slip into
It.
Hit it because its Christianity is
oounterfeited.
Hit it because it does not keep its
doors open seven days in the week.
Hit it because only a few people
enter these doors one day in the
week.
Hit it because it is not in politics.
Hit it because it is in politics.
Hit it because all its members are
not on the front seat Of the water
wagon"
Hit it because some of its members
are in the water-wagon
Hit it because somebody smelt Ii.
quor on the breath of one of its mem.
fbers several years ago.
Hit it because it is too Puritanical
Hit it because it is too worldly.
Hit it because it is too "other
worldly"
Hit it because it does not settle al
aabor troubles.
Hit it because it does not mind its
own business.
Hit it because some men are rich.
Hit it because some men are poor
Hit it for everything you can think
OF. and a lot of things that nobody
ever ought to have thought of.
Hit the church, hit the church, hi
the church, and you will make a greai
nit with the devil and all his angels
The Advance.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23
The Youths Companion is for Every
body.

Of course il you are too young to
read, or so old you've forgotten how,
you may not enjoy The Youths Com
panion. That's rather sweeping
statement, however, for hosts of chill
dren love to have the stories and jim
giles of the children's page read to
them. There's many a grandfather
and grandmother whose eyes are dim
who like nothing better than to sit
and listen to The Companion stories
and articles. Many a blind person
and even those who in addition can
neither speak nor hear have been
cheered by The Companion, its con-
tents having been communicated to
them through the finger-tips OF
friends. The reading of The Youth s
Companion is a pretty sure cure for
all kinds of loneliness. Robinson
Crusoe would have been a happier
man If he could have had his Com
panion Thursday as we'll as his man
Friday. Just send for sample copy
of the April 9Th number and see ii
you don't like it.
THE YOUTHS COMPANION,
| LA Berkeley Street. Boston, Mass
/ New subscriptions received at this
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23

Direct Line to All POints-North
South, East, West-Very Low
Round Trip Rates to All Principal
Resorts.
Through Pullman to Atlanta,
leaves Raleigh 4.05 pm, arrives At
lanta 6.25 am, making close con-
nection for and arriving at Mont
gomery following day after leaving
Raleigh, IL am. Mobile 4.12 pm.
New Orleans $50 pm, Birmingham
1918 noon, Memphis. sos p. m,
Kansas City, 11.20 am, second day,
and connecting for all other points.
This car also makes close connection
at Salisbury for st. Louis and other
Western points.
Through Pullman to Washington
leaves Raleigh $50 pm, arrives
Washington $50 am. Baltimore,
1902 am, Philadelphia 1926 noon.
New York 2.31 pm. This car makes
close connection at Washington for
7.40 pm, making close connection
Pittsburg. Chicago. and all other
points North and West, and at
Greensboro for through Tourist
Sleeper for California points, and
for all Florida points.
Through Parlor Car for Asheville
leaves Goldsboro at 6.45 am, Ra-
leigh, 8.35 am, arrives Ashevi1le
with the Carolina Special and arriv-
| ing Cincinnati 10 am. following day
after leaving Raleigh. with close con-
nection for all points North and
Northwest.
/ Pullman for Winston-SaIem leaves
Raleigh $50 am, arrives Greens
boro $50 am, making close connec-
ton at Greensboro for all points
| North, South, East and West. This
car is handled on train No. III,
i leaving Goldsboro at 10.45 pm.
II you desire any information
! please write or call. We are here to
/ furnish information as well as to sell
T. p. A.. 215. Fayetteville st. ,atatat
tickets. w. Fl. PARNELL, 4. p Al.
/ 215 Fayetteville St. Raleigh, II. G.
II. r. CARY. General Passenger
Agent. Washington. D. C.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23
Keith's Phosphate Lime

has been tested by the best farmers for years
ernment experts said it was the best deposit they
found between Maryland and Florida. Do not be
fooled BY believing thing In its line 10 good
but send your orders to
B. F. KEITH CO.. Wilmington. N. c.
1-A-8t
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23
Another Hit at Simmons.

Durham Herald (Democratic). ]
We are not much on reading men
out of the party, still it is foolish for
a party to send men to Congress who
do not pretend to stand on its plat
form.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23

This letter gi-es me tongue; and
were I not allowed to write. should
be dlmb.-Ovid.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23

He that will not when he may,
When he will shall have nay.
Burton.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23

New subscriptions received at this
office.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-03-23
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

Direct Line to All Points-North
South, East, West-Very Low
Round Trip Rates to All Principal
Resorts.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
Sour on the Eiqhts.

Eight cent postage stamps are hoo
doos." said postal official. "None OF
the small Offices handle them II they
can help IT, It's this way: They are
Just wee shade different In color
from the ones. and II is no infrequeut
thing for stamp clerk I'm hurry TO
band out lot OF eights when ones
are asked and paid for. II always
costs him 7 cents stamp when he
does H. The clerk here the other day
during the, rush hour. when the offices
are closing. Was called upon for dol
lars worth Of ones. He handed out
hundred eights instead. Cost him 81.
Then he got rid Of all the rest Of the
eights. and now he won't have any.
thing 10 do with eights--even says
eaten Instead Of ate. New York
!nAeah
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

The necessity Of circumstances proves
friends and detects enemies. Epic.
tetus.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
The License Question Again.

X Is necessary under the present law
that the voters OF Rhode Island should
again register their decision on the License
Question.
An emphatic vote in favor OF continuing
the license system now in force has been
registered by the voters of the state each
year for many years
No new conditions have arisen in the
business which would call for any new con-
sidsration of the matter. In fact, the
present license system this year as during
preceding years, has shown itself in opera
tion to be practically ideal.
There Is no question in any quarter bu,
that the vote this year will be in favor OF
coatinuing the present system.
The people Of Rhode Island are mos,
fortunate in having satisfactorily decided q
question which Is vexing many other states
The license question has long ceased to be
an issue here, as result of the wise ad.
ministration OF the wise law.
1t would be most inconsistent with the
wisdom they have shown in their dealing
with the License question, If they abandon
for a moment a system like the presen,
one In favor Of No License laws, which
have so miserably failed elsewhere.-adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
THRIVEO ON MISFORTUNE.
A German Peddler Who lnsulted the
Kaiser and Got Rich.


A German hawker, Hans Bauer
meister, retired from business, having
amassed n little fortune. According to
a Paris contemporary, misfortune was
the foundation Of his success. The
hawker's speciality was the sale Of por-
traits Of the imperial family.
His mode Of haranguing his audience
was something like this: Buy a por-
trait Of William l., whose motto was.
4 have no time to be wearied' ="
Who'll buy this Frederick H.. whose
prayer was, Teach me to suffer with
out cOmplainingT DO not fail to
complete your collection and buy this
portrait of our great emperor, William
H., whose favorite phrase is, Augusta.
you pack your trunks.
This last always brought down. the
audience. and i'm time the police. in
another sense. Bauermeister was sen
fenced 60 sixty days for lese majesty
He did his time and on release re-
started his business. He sold his por-
traits with the old formula until he
came To that Of the kaiser. and then
he said, Il have learned to my cost
chat IL is not lawful to repeat what
he says so often The people were
Just as well pleased, and the portraits
sold splendidly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
The RouaI Eish

Sturgeon are abundant in Russia
where the fisheries are Of great value
The flesh Is eaten when fresh, but Is
chiefly smoked or sailed. More than
10000 fish are sometimes caught at q
single fishing station. The eggs are
removed In quantity from the ovarles
and separately prepared as caviar.
The annual value Of the Russian stur-
geon fisheries, including the produc-
ton Of isinglass, or fish gelatin, is es.
timated at $5,00O,O00
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
BASEBALL ETHICS.
When the Pitcher Has the Right TO
"Bean" the Batter.

Whom the Pitcher Has the Right 10
Bean" the Batter.
In "The Right and Wrong of Base
ball" In the American Magazine, Hugh
S. Fullerton gives an interesting ac-
count of what Is considered sportsman.
ship and what cheating in the national
game. He writes:
The best batters are those who
crowd the plate that is, who stand
as near the plate ms the rules or the
umpire will permit and lean over the
corner Of the rubber to make it diff
cult for the pitcher to pitch across that
corner without taking a chance of hit
ding the batter.
THE players recognize the fact that
the lines of the batter's position are
Obliterated within n few minutes after
game starts and that the umpires
practically are helpless to enforce the
rules or TO tell while watching the
course OF n pitched ball whether or not
the batter steps over the line. So Il
has become part of the unwritten law
Of the game that the pitcher may bean
chat Is, pitch at the bean or head
any batter who crowds In order to
drive him back from the plate. 1t ia
ethical under the players code to hit
and to injure any player who persists
In encroachlng upon the forbidden
ground, and the batters themselves
recognize this danger and accept it as
part of the game"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Mrs. Mary McCabe, who has been quite
ili, is better.
John Holdgate is confined to his home
BY Illness.
John Rigney has severed his connection
with Harry Hawkins.
John Cambio has sold his store on Green.
vile ave., to John Eich.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Edward Koehler on Sunday.
A Republican Rally was held last even
log at the Ansovino Building
The funeral of Mrs. Arthur Newman
was held on Tuesday afternoon.
Miss Elizabeth Msrkey is recovering
from an attack of scarlet fever.
Miss Florence Evans entertained party
Of friends on Wednesday evening.
The Msntons and Olneyvilles will play
foot ball at the Oval on Sunday.
A Republican Rally will be held at
Lymansvil on Saturday evening.
A. L. Remington and family, have re-
moved to this place from Philadelphia.
Philip Sullivan and family, have remov-
ed to one of Frank Flanagan's tenements.
Miss Margaret Purcell and Miss Emma
Remington have taken positions in Provi-
deuce.
Miss Bertha 1. Coupe will give con-
cert at Greys,one on the evening Of Novem.
ber and.
Forrest Thorp. gave Halloween party
to number of his young friends on Tues
day evening.
The minstrel show In Holden's Hall last
evening was great success. 1t will be
repeated tonight.
Mrs. Arthur Newman died at her home
on Creenville avenue on Sunday. Her
family have the sincere sympathy of many
friends In their affliction
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

l talked also with Seward, who
looked dirty. rusty vulgar and low;
used such words as hell and damn and
spoke very loud think better OF Mrs
Lincoln foI her excessive dislike OF
him.-"Life and Letters OF George Ban.
rrOft"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

On visit of John W. Gates 10 New
York shortly before his last trip
abroad he was discussing Wall street
speculation and how dull II was with
a friend who sometimes takes a nier
In the market himself.
Let me see. said the friend: ut
was five years ago that n Stock TX
change seat brought S97 600. Now one
can be got for S75.OOO"
''SeyeiTy-fve thousand dollars
shouted Gates. IF man went down
TO the exchange with $4,000 real mon
ey he could get two seats on the mo
die aisle. New York sun.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03


\ lady was "'inualiy accusing he
servant of extrpvnGan"e without any
real cause. The servant always bort
IBIS accusation patiently.
One day the servant Informed he'
mistress that the coal had all been con
sumed This was followed by the
usual remarks on the part OF the mis-.
tress, who finished up by saying:
"You evidently eat them"
The next day the candles were all
gone.
Candles gomez said the mistress
"Why. | bought half pound only q
fortnight ago"
"Oh, WE'LL" rejoined the servant, who
could stand this sort Of thing no longer,
81 can tell you where the candles have
gone. | ate them TO grease my throat
so that | could swallow the coal more
conveniently"-Pearson's Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
ProDsr Chills.

PROPER ChllIS.
1--WE had cold chfllS running over me
all day." the thin man complained
"You ought to be- glad OF that" said
mis- heartless friend
IL don't think | understand you
Why should be glad?"
"oh. well. YOU know. it is quite an
ordinary thing 70 have cold chills
There's no cause for alarm. Just
think what an extraordinary thing Il
would be II you should have hot chills
running over you"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Rev. f. Tallmadge Root will preach at
the Bauey Meeting House on Sunday,
November I2th. An all day meeting
will be held OIL Thursday, November 9th.
1t is expected Rev Daniel Bennett will
lead the services that day.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
a Mistake.

Circulation Man-That woman who
wanted her name kept out Of the pa
per Yesterday has stopped her sub.
scrption.
Editor WHY, we kept her name out
c. M.-That's the answer.--Toledo
Blade.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03
The Modern WAY.
odlgal had returned.

The prodigal had returned.
Father" he said. "are you going TO
kifi the fstted calfY"
mo-" responded the old man. look
ing the youth over carefully-"no: III
et you live Bat I'll put you to work
aud train some Of that fat of you
Toledo Blade.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Wny lnOse headaches
Why should you not read more than a
few minutes without discomfort ?
Why should your eyes give you trouble ?
Because it is proof Of severe eye strain.
The only right way to relieve that strain
is to remove the cause. Many people have
been relieved Of persistent headaches by
having heir eyes correctly examined and
fitted with suitable glasses.
An examination OF your eyes by our Re-
gistered Optometrist, Mr.. IL. Prest, will
tell whether strain is he probable cause OF
your Headaches 1t you do not need glasses
you will be candidly told so We examine
eyes III the evening just as wei as day time
Open Monday, Friday and day even
ipgs. All kinds of repairing and replac-
ing broken lenses.
J. A. Angel,
1928 Westminster Street,
olnevvtl1o 30.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-11-03

Now they claim that the human
body contains sulphur"
I'm what amount"
"Oh, In varying quantities."
We'll. that may account for some
girls making better mat, hes than 9th
"rs. london Opinion.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
SIGN PAINTERS.

Journal Want ADS Bring Results
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07

This is the verdict of r. ]. Howell,
Tracy o., who bought Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound for his wife. Her
case was the worst have ever seen,
and looked like a sure case of con-
sumption. Her lungs were sore and
she coughed almost incessantly and
her voice was hoarse and weak. Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar Compound
brought relief at once and less than
three bottles effected complete
cure" Without opiates or harmful
drugs Of any kind Foleys Honey and
Tar Compound stops coughs and cures
colds. Do not accept any substitute.
II. Jerman, Red Cross Pharmacy
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07

Journal Want ADS Bring Results
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
UNDERTAKINGS,

LEHMAN & CLoUGH-U. ]. Leh
man, A. M. Clougf, morticians
and funeral directors. Latest
modern methods known to the
profession employed 445 Court
street 9-2O-tf.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
UPHOLsTkRING, RENoVATING

q, B. MERRY & CO-vacuum car
pet cleaning, on or of the floor;
carpets altered and laid; mat
uesses made and renovated; fur
niture recovered; shades and avn
ings made and altered. Northeast
corner Court and High streets.
Phone 56S. 7-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
An AInrm M Nieht

That strikes terror to the entire house
hold is the loud, hoarse and metallic
cough of Group. No mistaking It, and
fortunate then the lucky parents who
keep Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound on hand. II. w. Casselman,
Canton, N. Y, says: 1T is worth It's
weight in gold Our little children
are troubled with Group and hoarse-
ness, and all we give them Is Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound. always
have bottle Of 1t in the house." II.
Jerman, Red Cross Pharmacy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
Hops, Wool, hides, Etc.

Hops-1911 crop, 44Q45c per
pound.
WoOl-.Eastern Oregon. 9016c lb.;
Valley, 15017c.
Mohair-Choice, 35O37c.
Hides-Salted hides, lie per pound,
salted calf, 16@17c; salted kip,
1Ohc; salted stays, 6hc; green
hides, 9c; dry hides, 1Sc; dry calf
1992Oc; dry stays, 12Q13hc.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
INSTRUCTION IN MUSIC.
JUNK DEALERS.
LIVERY STABLE.

'OSToFFICE LIVERY and Sale
Stable. Second hand vehicles OF
all kinds sold. Best Of turnouts,
quick service; rates reasonable
For anything in livery and board
Ing, call or phone Main 1873. E. f.
Gillian, Proprietor. Ferry street
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
RESTAURANTS.

BETTER than the best. You cant
oeat 1t, Scott's 80 cen. dinner for
~ cents; u;OO a. m. to 1880 D. m.
Soaro' 1880 per week. 179 South
Sommercial. Phone 492.
BlsMARK REsTAURANT-1S4 Com
mereial street. near corner Ferry.
FIRST class service. Best meal In
city 20 to rs cents. Schneider &,
lehman, proprietors.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07

HOUSE CLEANING Tor the holidays
Will soon start. Have your furni-
ture and upholstering work attend
ed to by men who know how All
work guaranteed, E. L. Stiff, cor
ner Court and Liberty. Phone GAL.
9-21-1mo
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07

FOR sALE-Hop roots, best English
Cluster. Phone Main 1872, Salem,
Oregon. 12-6-1wt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
Salem, FalIs civ & Western RY

Leaves West Salem for:
Dallas, Falls City and Black Rock
................... $500 a. m.
Dallas and Falls City ....,...
..............1:30 and 4:35 D. m.
Sunday trains ror:
Dallas and Black Rock ..........
.....9:00 a. m. and 1885 D. m.
Trains arrive at West Salem from
Dallas .......,....'.. S:1b a. m.
Black Rock and Dallas. 1880 p. m.
Falls City and Dallas .... 4.15p.m.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-12-07
y 4 = = $3.50 &&&& =
MARKETS. y
= = = = + = + = \ 4 4 4 = =
PORTLAND MARKETS.
Grain. rlour. reen. Etn.

Wheat Export pasis: Bluestem
S2QS4c; club. 799S0c; red Russian,
5I@7Se; valley, 79tsOc; forty-fold,