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INTERRUPTED REPosE.

$50 You don't care for chess? 20
"Not much. It's annoying to be
wakened every time You drop into a
nice nap, merely 10 be told that ii il
your move" ''-ss
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21
CHANGE.

She (pouting) Before we were
married you often used to catch me
in your arms.
He-Yes, and now l catch you in
ny pockets.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21
Co rected Dec "a, 1911.

Dressed geese, lie per pound for
choice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs. % cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c Id.
A good demand exists for spring
chickens and choice lots Of fresh
country butter
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21
EVERY ONE WOULD.

Marks-Would you have courage
to 90 up in an airship1
Psrks-If some one would repeal
The law Of grayitation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21
HAY AND GRAIN.

Choice timothy hay, SIS 90
No. l timothy hay. SIT 90
Choice clover hay, SIG 90
No. ! clover hay, SIG 90
Clean, bright straw hay. $500
Alfalfa hay. $IS 90
White seed oats, 55c
Black seed oats, 55c
Mixed seed oats. 48c
No. 2 white corn, 55c
No. 2 mixed corn, 55c
Winter wheat bran, $500.
Chops, $3.50.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21

Hubby-I honestly think Pm 60
ing to have appendicitis. go
Wifey-Well, Pm sure I'm going
to have a new hat, and your old ap-
pendicitis can wait.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21

To remove nicotine from the teeth 49,
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate perspiratioL ana 'os'sf'
Odors by sponge bathing
The best antiseptic wash knC IN
Relieves and strengthens th 81, waa,
inhamedeyes .seals sOrethroat, wouE.s
aud cuts. 20 and 50 cts. a box. dsnggfs 10,
OF by mail POSTPAID sample Free
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-12-21

To cleanse and whiten the
teeth, remove tartar and
prevent decay.
To disinfect the mouth, de-
stroy disease germs and
purify the breath.
To keep artificial teeth and
brid0awOrk clean. odorless
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
POLITICAL.

A joint resolution favoring the elec'
ton OF United States senators by di
rect vote has been passed in the Della
ware House Of Representatives.
The Mexican ambassador here and
the Mexican minister of finance have
received assurances from Washington
which convinced them that there is
sincere cooperation between the ad-
ministration of President Taft and
that of President Diaz. 1t is not pro.
fessed that all tension has been re-
lieved. and while American troops re.
main in force on the Mexican border,
1t is admitted some tension will con
tinue. but apprehension was appre'
ciably lessened.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
CONDENSED RECORD OF tn e
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS, o o N G 8. ACHIEVE
MENTs, sUFFERINos, HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
WESTERN

Henry Epting. a well known artist
OF San Francisco. committed suicide
in Portland. Ore. caused by melan-
cholia.
The Nevada Senate has passed the
measure submitting woman suffrage
to vote. The Assembly already has
passed the bill.
A total of ss75.7Os.925 gold has
been invested in twenty-one years by
the mining industry.
The rigorous winter has caused ex-
treme suffering and hundreds of
deaths among the people in barren
Labrador peninsula.
An unique political organization.
one OF whose principles is that Its men
are not to seek public office. has just
been formed in San Francisco.
Leslie Woodell. cattleman in Ari-
vica. Ariz.. broke his neck while
yawning. Two vertebrae were dislo-
Gated and the mans head twisted
over his shoulder.
The commission form OF govern
ment for the city of Spokane is insti.
tuted. David c. Goats. formerly lieu
tenant governor of Colorado. now So
ciallst editor. is commissioner OF pub
lie works.
be wearing some variety OF the
new so-called 'harem' or 'Pasha'
skirt within a very short time" says
Mrs Belle Armstrong Whitney. con-
sulting fashion expert In Paris.
Colonel w. F. Cody. ("Buffalo Bill')
is ambitious to become the first
United States senator from the new
state OF Arizona. Il have always had
hankering to go to Congress. l
don't know whether 1 can go or not.
even II should be chosen"
The Burlington. Rock Island and Un-
ion Pacific roads have served notice
on other lines connected with the
Western Passenger Association that
they will make effective this year the
same summer tourist rates in the ter
ritory between Chicago and the Rocky
fountains that were In force last sea
son.
In his speeches at Albuquerque. n.
NJ, Colonel Roosevelt tackled the
Mexican question. Senator Lorimer.
Governor Haskell and statehood for
New Mexico. He said all the United
States demanded OF Mexico was or
der. justice and independence. He
asserted that Senator Lorimcr OF
Illinois and former governor Has
kell OF Oklahoma were unfit to hold
office. He told the people Of New Mex
leo that they had not been given
square deal on statehood. but that
they would get II.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
EDITOR BROWNE
OF The Rockford Morning Star.

about seven years ago I ceased
drinking coffee to give your Postum .
trial.
Il had suffered acutely from various
forms OF indigestion and my stomach
had become SO disordered as to repel
almost every sort of substantial food.
Ny general health was bad. At close
intervals I would suffer severe attacks
which confined me in bed for a week
or more. Soon after changing from
coffee to Postum the Indigestion
abatsd. and in q short time ceased
entirely. l have continued the daily
use Of your excellent Food Drink ind
assure you most cordially that am
indebted to you for the relief It has
brought me.
Wishing you . continued success,
am Yours very truly.
J. Stanley Browne,
Managing Editor"
OF course. when mans health
shows he can stand coffee without
trouble. let him drink It, but most
highly organized brain-workers sim
ply cannot.
The drugs natural to the coffee ber-
~ affect the stomach and other organs
and thence to the complex nervous
system. throwing It out OF balance and
producing disorders in various parts
Of tho body. Keep up this daily pois-
oning and serious disease generally
supervenes. So when man or woman
finds that coffee Is q smooth but dead
ly enemy and health is Of any value
at all. there Is but one road-quit.
It is easy to find out II coffee be the
cause Of the troubles. for II left OF 10
days and Postum be used in its place
and the sick and diseased conditions
begin to disappear. the proof is un-
answerable.
Postum Is not good II made by short
boiling. 1t must be boiled ean ,k min
utes after boiling begins, when tho
crisp flavor and the food elements are
brought out Of the grains and the bev-
erage is ready to fulfill Its mission Of
palatable comfort and renewing the
cells and nerve centers broken down
by coffee.
There's . Reason"
Get the little book, "The Road to
''Wellville." in pkgs.
Ever read the aksvs letterS A asw
enc appears from time t. tine. They
are Genulne, tHUss and fail 0e h11a0
interest.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
WASHINGTON.

Railroads which employ telegraph
operators for six hours and then. after
an interval. for three more, comply
with the federal hours of service
law" for 1907. Such was the decision
of the Supreme Court of the United
States despite the claim Of the govern
meit that the nine hours must be con-
secutive.
Rejecting what he termed the
alarming exaggeration of pessimists.
in their Interpretation OF the at
titude of the United States to-
ward Mexico in the political disorders
of the latter country, Baron d'Estour-
nelles de Constant. one OF the leading
diplomats of France. in an address re-
Gently at the Pan-American union.
urged faith in the "conciliatory policy
of the United States.
The direct question of state vs.. Fed
eral control Will be raised at the open
ing of the coming session of Congress
by the introduction of bill by Repre-
sentative Lafferty of Oregon, empow-
ering states to create state forestry
board and providing for the transfer
OF authority over all forest reserves
within the commonwealth.
The government will move the Grim
inal trial of the thirty-four individuals
and fourteen corporations who are de-
PENDANTS in the "bathtub trust" cases,
the first week in April.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
QHsAAEt -kk409gHs,tI.o.Ss soAF AFHEIh FaE5hu . .,s m mrg
LIVED LONG WITHOUT EATING
Men and Animals Have Made Some
Remarkable Fasts . Mat
ter Of Record.

Tho record for fasting. so far a.
humanity IL concerned. 10 held BY
Granie. q French murderer. who do
termined to starve himself to death.
and from the day Of his arrest refused
TO eat In spite Of every effort on the
part Of his warders. who first tried
tempting him to eat by placing the
most dainty meals in his cell. and
when that failed. attempted feeding
him BY force. he held out for So days.
At the end Of which time he died. Up
to then the longest authenticated fast
on record was that accomplished by
Giovanni Succi. who tasted At the
Royal Aquarium. London. for 45 days.
But these records sink into insignifi-
cameo when compared with the tat
pig Of Dover. enshrined in DR.. w. b.
Carpenters Manual Of Physiology"
This pig weighed 100 pounds and was
sntombed for l6o days by tho fall OF
. portion OF the chalk cliffs. When
dug out II weighed only 40 pounds.
but to the surprise OF Its owner was
alive.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
OATs-2se Blu. Per Aere.

That is the sworn to yield of Theodore
Harmes. Lewis Co. Wash. had from
Salzer's Reiuvcnated White Bonanza oats
and won handsome 80 acre farm. Other
big yields arc l&l bus, ll8 bus, l03 bus.
etc. had by farmers scattered throughout
the u. S.
Oats. Wheat. Potatoes, Grasses and Glow.
crs are famous the world over for their
purity and tremendous yielding qualities.
We are easily the largest growers OF farm
seeds in the world.
Our eatalog bristling with seed truths
free for the asking. or send lOc in ,tamp.
and receive 10 packages Of farm seed nov
elites and raritics. including above mar
yclous oats. together with big catalos.
John \. Sal,.r Seed Co. ls2 South sth ST..
La Crosse Wis.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Brought the Tears.

An unusual incident marked re.
cent fire in New York. The fire
started In the cellar OF a nve story
tenement and before It WAS extin-
guished the IS families In the building
and all the fremen were weeping cop
iously from indamed eyes. In the Gel.
lar many bags OF onions had been
stored. The chief fireman allowed the
tenants to remain in the building. as
suring them that the fire was con
aned to the cellar. They did not stay
however. when the onions had got
well ahre.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
MILD, GENTLE LAXATIVE

30 many of the Ills of women arc due
to habitual constipation. probably be-
cause of their false modesty on the sub
Ject. that their attention cannot bc too
strongly called to the importance of keep
Ing the bowels open 1t Is always impor-
tant to do that. regardless of the sex. but
1t Is especially important In women.
From tho time tho girl begins to men,
struate until menstruation ceases she has
always vastly better prospects of coming
through healthy II she watches her bowel
movements. If you find yourself consti-
pated. with bad breath. pimply complex
Ion. headaches. belching gas and other
symptoms OF indigestion and constipation,
take a small dose of DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

pied with inhammatory rheumatism
and stricken with dropsy. not able to
move even with crutches Such was
my condition when began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. Folks in Han
ford know how bad OF l was and
must give Doan's Kidney Pills full
credit for my wonderful recovery"
Remember the name-Doanis.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
FOR WOMEN GIVEN FREE

Pepsin. II Is woman's favoritc laxa-
tive. You will nnd that you can do away
with salts. strong cathartics. etc. which
are entirely unsuited to woman's require
ments.
Mrs. Katherine Habcrstroh of McKees
Rocks. Pa. and Mrs. A. f. Herrick OF
Wheeler. Mich. who was almost para
lyzed In her stomach and bowels. are now
cured by tho use of this remedy. A free
sample bottle can be obtained by address,
ing DR.. Caldwell. and after you are con-
WINGED of Its merits buy It of your drug
gist at fifty cents and one dollar a bottle.
For the free sample address DR.. w. h.
Caldwell. 0l Caldwell building. Monu-
cello. Ill.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Trying Suggestions On the Mare

Trying Suggestions On the Mare.
Twice as the bus slowly wended Its
way up the steep Cumberland Gap the
dGy at the rear opened and slammed.
AT first those inside paid little heed:
but at the third time they demanded
to know why they should be dis
turbed in this fashion.
whist" cautioned the driver.
'doant spake SO loud; she'll overhear
u.s."
"Who?"
THE mare. Spake low. Shure. Orm
desavin' tn crayture? Every tonne
she ears tn door close she thinks
wan O. yez is gettin' down ter walk up
tn hill. an that sort q raises her
sperrits.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will
,urc any possible case of DISTEMPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
of all ages. and prevents all others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera. and dog distempcr.
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs. 80 cents and Sl.O0 bottle. Agents
wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co..
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Can You Blame hIm7

at Is said.' he remarked. that
the proportion OF unmarried women In
this country grows larger every year"
Well" she replied. ITS only nat
ural that IL should be SO. seeing that
the proportion of real men grows
smaller in this country every year"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
An Unnecessary system.

"You ought to have a burglar alarm
system in your house." said the cleo
trical supply agent. so that you will
be awakened II burglar raises one
OF the windows or opens a door at
night"
mo burglar can get In here while
We are peacefully sleeping" replied
Mr.. Newpop. "we are weaving our
baby
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

dreaded Bright's dis
ease. II you have any
kidney symptom. be-
gin using Doan's Kid
ney Pills at once.
Mrs. Sarah A. Black.
304 8. Douty st.. Han
ford. Cal. says: Pic
turo ma living erin
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
His share.

II wish you would tear little piece
off the corner OF one OF those bills In
your pay envelope" she said. as her
husband passed over his wages to her.
why. dear?" he asked with some
I)surprise.
to say that get all your money!
Yonkers Statesman.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
80 fl. Bo.l,eLs-

Biggest organ of the body-ths
bowels-and the most important T.
It's got to be looked after-neglect
means suffering and years OF
misery. ASCARE e rs helr
nature keep every part of your
bowels clean and strong-then
they act right-means health to
your whole body. M
cAscARHrs ssc boE fef week = trses-
~ vcrA = Nnlioa boIes . nookA
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Incorrioible.

Lawyer-Now. what did you and the
defendant talk about?
Witness-Oi tink about 10 minutes.
Lawyer-No. moi l mean what did
you talk over?
phone.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
A Mattsr Of Size.

Wife, want a cap. please. for my
husband.
Shopkeeper - Yes. madam. What
size does he wear?
Wife-Well. I really forget. His COL
lars are size 16. though expect
he'd want about size is or 20 for a
cap, wouldn't he?
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

To render your neighbor a service
willingly shows the generosity OF your
character: to preserve silence over It.
the grandeur OF your soul.-Puysieux.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Couldn't Talk RlQht.

Jinkins-I don't see what he sees
In the girl he is to marry.
Winkins-Love Is blind.
Jinkins-Love must also be deaf
and dumb II he can get along with
her
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

A man likes to repeat the smar
things his children say. because h
imagines 1t IL hereditary.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

Garfield Tea corrects constipation,
elea1'es clean, the system and pgri6e. the blood.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
q
Woman's Way.

Many a married man who might
make fortune Is handicapped be-
cause his wife demands too much Of
his attention"
That's right. Just as soon as For
tune begins to flirt with him his wife
gets Jealous. s."-Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
CHECK IT IN TIME.

Few people realize tho grave dan.
gor OF nsglecting tho kidneys. The
slightest kidney trouble may be Ma
lures warning of dropsy. diabetes or
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
vou knox Than

rs that a new hobby he is riding?"
mo: same old frayed hoss. It's
the new bit and bride that attract at
tention."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

In the Spring cleanse the system and
purify the blood by tho use of Garfield Tea.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Generous.

Generous.
Mrs. Pall-Have you given anything
70 charity this year?
Mrs. Mall-Yes; have Just sold all
my old clothes to my washerwoman
for almost nothing.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

Her savings are the saving of many
a business girl.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
PIerty Of TIme . t.tt.n Up.

Cheerful Old IDIOT say. you'll sx-
cuse me. but d'you know that you are
the thinnest policeman I've ever seen.
Rober.-Yes. I'm = new hand. and
haven't got to know the cooks yet
London Opinion.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
In Chicago.

Mrs. Dearborn-Is she lucky in
love?
Mrs. Wabash-Oh. my no! Why,
she's been married twice and only di.
vorted once!-Yonkers Statesman.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
DENVER DIRECTORY

Rnn / I10k Pc. psnisg . II all kind. Of MEK-
log mailed free Cor. 18th Blake. Denver.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
Severe Critics.

Alice-T like Tom immensely, and
he's very much of a gentleman. but he
does like to talk about himself!
Grace-Yes. dear. your night hath
. thousand Ts.-Puck.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

A woman's club sometimes reminds
a man of a hammer.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
N0WARD 6. BURTON. ASsAYeR 1 CHEMIST
I.EADVILLE. COLOKA

LEADNiLLE. COLOkAtbO.
Rpecimen prices. Gold. silver. lead. 81. gold.
silver, -sc: gold Soc. xinc copper. 81.
Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on
application. Control and umpir. work So
iieitsd Reference; Carbonate National Rank
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23
PROOF POSITIVE.

Hs-Oh. yes: write verse occasion
ally-but I tear It all up as soon as
I write It.
Shs-Ah! I knew you were clever.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-03-23

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that Il
The evening world., 1911-04-27

onvy. and the s%trangcst pnrt'of n IL
mat there Is nothing about him that
would attract attention. lie has oniy
a small beard" and she pointed to 4
picture OF the priest as a wc.l-sct-up man
~ modern manner and dress. and wear.
'ns n beard no longer than Mayor Cav
nor's. "Oniy the other nlght n man came
up to him and struck him on the back.
Father kerbawy ran FOR "a policeman,
but by the time he found the policeman
the man had disappeared.
lie 10 molested every time he goes to
and from church. and hoodlums have
run after him and thrown stones, tin
ans and rotten things. and called him
the viiest names. At times the church.
yard has been Uttered with missiles"
but Bishop Raphael says he has
lived on Pacific street for ten years
and that he has never Seen subjected
TO indignities," the reporter told her.
Bishop ;iways Escorted.
That's becsuse he never goes out.
except when he IL called. md then he
IL always escorted by my husband and
one OF the brothers OF the church. But
my husband has told mo that once,
when the Bishop was out with him
Father Irvine of the Russian
Catholic Church in New York, they
were alta cked nv 4 crowd whd threw
stones at thsm."
Has tho Mayor sent . detective 70
escort our husband, as he promised
In his letter." Mrs. Kerbawy was
asked.
"Oh. no." was the answer. "He
doesn't need any. The Mayors letter
win be enough. Now. 81 any one
bothers him. ne VIII just show the let
ter. so that the person VIII know that
he Is likely TO be punished"
The reporter couldn't quite under
stand how that would work out. but
Mrs. Kerbawy was sure that the letter
would be read by any n to whom
Father Kerbawy showed Il.
The Rev. Basil y. Kerbawy. as his
wife proudly announced. II one OF the
few Syrian priests in this country who
speak and write English nuently. lie
was graduated from tho american Col
ieye ut Beirut. and ten years ago ac-
cepted q parish at Toledo. Four year.
ago he came TO Brooklyn. Three of the
Kerbawy children 70 TO Public School
No. II. around vhe corner. and ARE the
brightest children In their class, Their
teacher told me So" Mrs. Kerbavy said
proudly. The children have never been
inolested.
The evening world., 1911-04-27
Brooklyn Priest Certain Mis-
sive viii Ward Missiles
Off in Future.
SCORNS POLICE GUARD.
Syrian Bishop Amazed by APP
peal of Father Kerbawy
for Protection.

Raphael. Bishop OF BROOKLYN and rec
Catholic Church. which includes all the
Syrians and Other Greek Catholics OF
Brooklyn, Manhattan. RrcnE and
Staten Island. was surprised and
smused to-day on learning that his
priest. Rev. Basil n. Kerbawy. should
have written to Mayor Gaynor askins
protection for his whiskers. He vas
amazed at the complaint that youths
and urehins not only find pleasure IN
pulling lids beard. but also throw stones.
tin cans and decayed vegetables.
What nonsense calculated the
Bishop. when the story was told. A
smile penetrated his own gray and
black beard.
Il have lived IN Brooklyn sixteen
years" the Bishop continued. "and I
have never experienced anything Of this
sort. oh. yes. boys have twiddled their
fingers at me. and I ave been bonn
barded with snowballs, but I realized
that IL was done In a spirit of mischief.
and ! stopped 1t by donninG the Cross
Beard Short 40 Gaynor's.
Father Kcrbawy was out when an
Evening World reporter called at his
home on the first floor OF the tenement
No. III Court street.
II has son to New York to pray
with a lady" his wife explained. AZ she
handled the last OF six children. while
two Others held her apron strings. 'IIs
Is a very busy man. Everybody want.
him, and he has hardly time to ea'
his meals at home.
Eyes. It Is true that my husband IL
moaested continually" sasd Mrs. Ker.