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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

their beloved queen, wflhelmina,
who will then have arrived at the
very mature age of thirty-one,
end can no longer be rightly des-
ignated the girl Queen of
Europe"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

just the article needed for the
toilet-an adjustable shaving mir
ror. Tomorrow the $3.50 kind at
Ryner Malstrom's, sSS Pacific ave.
for CSC. go
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
~.

Miss Susie is likeabIe child
when she's asleep. She lives
next door to US, and we reckon
she's planning for the operate
stage or maybe she's training for
the, job of hollering out the trains
at the depot. From that you get
it that Susie is some bawlsr. She
is. Today Susie has a cake with
one little candle in It; tonight
she'll have the tummyache. In
1926 she'll begin making eyes at
the boys and goodness only knows
when or whether she will marry
a duke, Rockefeller or the
young man who will be driving
her pas airship at that time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
Will Welcome Him All Right

Fears being expressed at Washington that whom Taft
It's the tell that they're all
he will meet with unexpected rebuffs and possibly ndgnit
No thing The people all realize that Bill
doesn't better They'll glad President Taft
they know that they not have chance
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Everybody I'm Pierce county reads this column.
letters from Times readers,
personal malice will be printed Write anything
body you WISH your motive. Many
letters not printed
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Wasn't IL mean in those hungry
Britishers to act up after being
given that nice coronation show?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
BY LORD BYRON

Maid of Athens, ere we part,
Give. o, give me back my heart!
Or. since that has left my breast,
Keep 1t now and take the rest!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

ChiIdren's playground plan is
proving its worth. In FOL cities
alone there are 1,024 play places
for the Riddles. In all but two Mas
sachusetts' cities of over 10000
population there are Fairgrounds
supported by public taxes. The
kids are coming into their own.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

When woman wearing a large
hatpin tries to board a train in
Germany she is politely, but firm
ly, asked to remove the eye-hook-
ing pin.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Just the article needed for the
toilet-an adjustable shaving mir
ror. Tomorrow the $3.50 kind at
Ryner Malstrom's, 988 Pacific ave.
for csc. zee
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Springfield. Mass, gas company
stepped right up and paid $4,000
for allowing gas to escape and kill
20 shade trees in street. Didn't
even wait to be sued. And yet,
somebody says we're not progress
sing.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

New York labor bureau finds
that daily wages have gone up s
cents in a year. But, hushl keep
mum about 1t or they'll quick
hoist up the prices some more.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
TODAY IN HISTORY

August 80, 1851, Gen. John C.
Fremont issued his famous proc
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
OH. JIMMIEi

It will be remember that Jim
mic Fife, who used to wkaok
mules for his dad, went to Chi
cago about three,ye ago. Well,
James Fyffe returned yesterday
for visit. He's a play-actor now.
Walnut (Mo.)- Tribune.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
OUR DAILY BIRTH
DAY PARTY.

Well have to go some to beat
the Dutch" in this birthday cele-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
Observations

/ Observations
! Pass along that moving picture
show of "Dante's Inferno!" 1t
scared q Cincinnati lawyer into
Joining a church.
Remember what yell there was
over the high cost of living I'm
1909? Well, the prices of EST
commodities went per cent high
Ter within a year, and some of
them are still rising.
Mrs. e. II. Hartman has given
$50. 600 toward a. hospital. 1t
may be needed for some of the
thousands of railroad clerks who
have been discharged because OF
unsatisfactory earnings" OF Mrs.
Harriman's railroads.
With congress and parliament
adjourned, we must rely on those
Canadian electors to keep the po-
litical pot boiling for a spell.
| - -
Army Officers at College Park,
Md, have succeeded in aeroplan-
ing by night. Think of having a
bomb dropped on your fortifica-
ltion at night!
Aviator Atwood says that most
| of the time during his two-hour
flight in New York state he kept
his hands in hA pockets. When
you reach New York city, Harry,
keep your hands in your-pockets
all the time.
Russians are pouring into
Southern California because Next
can authorities deny them their
inalienable right to beat their
wives. This Is no joke.
A $1,000 acre plain I'm as wild
a state as when Columbus set foot
In America, and only % miles
from New York with its ultra-civ-
ilization, seems an impossibility.
But it's there, in New Jersey and
they're planning to reclaim it.
|
When You buy a cigar You not
only pay for the tobacco leaves and
for the cost of labor, but also for
the loss entailed by numerous
pests. including the tobacco flea
beetle, the splitworm, the bud
worms, the cigarette beetles, wire
worms, mile crickets, grouse To-
Gust, cut worms, the tobacco suck
fly, plant bugs, leaf bugs, silt bugs
leaf hoppers, sharp shooters, mealy
bugs, greenhouse fly, limbing cot
ton cutworm and 80 on. No won
der those smokes are two-bits.
DIR. Munsterberg, psychologist,
says there's no such thing as a
sub-conscious mind. Mr. Oldhus-
band rises to ask; We'll, what is
1t then, doc, that wakes a fellow
up when his wife Is going through
his jeans?"
DIR. Wiley didn't even have to
ask the people to lift their hands
for him. This U. 8. Public is
learning when it wants thumbs up
and when thumbs down, all right.
4 Milady has worn spun glass
dresses ito be different, and the
time approaches when she may
wear spun wood garments. A
new chemical process is changing
wood pulp from Norway into an
artificial silk.
ChiIdren's playground plan is
lproving it's worth. In 201 cities
alone there are 1,O24 play places
for the Riddles. In all but two Mas.
'lsachusetts' cities of over 10000
population there are Fairgrounds
supported by public taxes. The
kids are coming into their own.
Springfield, Mass, gas company
stepped right up and paid $4,000
for allowing gas to escape and kill
2s shade trees in a street. Didn't
even wait to be sued. And yet,
somebody says we're not progress
lsing.
Wasn't it mean in those hungry
Britishers to act up after being
given that nice coronation show?
| TODAY IN HISTORY
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

When Supper's on the Table.
The long way home is the
wrong way home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Pass along that moving picture
show of "Dante's Inferno!" 1t
scared Cincinnati lawyer into
Joining a church.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Milady has worn spun glass
dresses Ito be different, and the
time approaches when she may
wear spun wood garments. A
new chemical process is changing
wood pulp from Norway into an
artificial silk.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
MOTT
ANYTHING

A Most Anything Birthday Party.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

calmly embroidering sofa pill
low. It's a Wild. mad life!
Continued
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30
RY ROBERT BURNS.

Kf ROBBERY BURNS.
My hearts In the Highlands wher-
ever / go.
My hearts in the Highlands
a-chasins the deer; =
Accusing the wild deer and fol-
lowing the roe,
My hearts in the Highlands wher-
ever I 20.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

btFtnOh I"tys
This isn't "a
m o 9 I any
thing; it's q
b q b y; that's
what II Is. Also
it's little Miss
Susie MaGoosie
on her very
first birthday
annfuaraarxr
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

BY PINKNEY.
1 fill this cup to one made up
OF loneliness alone
A woman of her gentle sex
The seeming paragon
Her health! and would on earth
there stood
Some more of such frame,
That life might be all poetry
A WEAKNESS name!
Chicago city forester has asked
the Boy Scouts to shoulder the
hoe instead of the gun-'and cut
the weeds on the vacant lot.
ONLY
the Boy Scouts don't carry guns,
never did and never will.
ANOTHER LIE NAILFDi
The weather bureau tackled up
a card telling what sort of wealth
er we'll have tomorrow.
Lydia Pinkham's grandson has
eloped with his dads cook. But
Lydia compounds forever. Ever
hear that ancient song:
oh. We'll sing, sing, sing, of Lydia
e. Pinkham, Pinkham, Pink
ham,
And of her love for the human
race.
How she sells sells, sells, her
vegetable compound,
And the newspapers publish
her face.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

DIR. Wiley didn't even have to
ask the people to lift their hands
for him. This U. 8. Public is
learning when it wants thumbs up
and when thumbs down, all right
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

An Ithaca IN. " woman I'm.
ished reading the Bible the 9Th
time on her 95th birthday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Remember what yell there was
over the high cost of living I'm
1909? Well, the prices of 257
commodities went 4 per cent high
er within a year, and some OF
them are still rising.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Aviator Atwood says that most
of the time during his two-hour
flight in New York state he kept
his hands in h . pockets. When
you reach New York city, Harry,
keep your hands in your-pockets
all the time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

DIR. Munsterberg, psychologist,
Gays there's no such thing as a
sub-conscious mind. Mr.. Oldhus-
band rises to ask; well, what is
1t then, doc, that wakes fellow
up when his wife is going through
his jeans?"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Army Officers at College Park,
Md, have succeeded in aeroplan-
ing by night. Think of having a
bomb dropped on your fortifica-
,tion at night!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

With congress and parliament
adjourned, we must rely on those
Canadian electors to keep the po-
litical pot boiling for a spell.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Mrs. r.. III. Hartman has given
$4,000 toward a hospital. 1t
may be needed for some of the
thousands of railroad clerks who
have been discharged because OF
unsatisfactory earnings" Of Mrs.
Harriman's railroads
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

A $4,000 acre plain I'm as wild
state as when Columbus set foot
In America, and only 20 miles
from New York with its ultra-civ-
ilization, seems an impossibility.
But it's there, in New Jersey and
they're planning to reclaim it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-30

Russians are pouring int
Southern California because Mex
can authorities deny them thei
inalienable right to beat thei
wives. This Is no joke.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-01-05

rs our attention has been re.
Leated,y called to the fact that
the agents of the Marx 4 Haas
Clothing Go. have been circulat-
ing rumors to retail Clothing
Merchants and Union men in
various localities t. the effect
that their tight against the Unit
ed Garment workers Unions had
been settled, we wish to warn
all retail dealers and Union men
to be on their guard and pay no
attention to the mis-. information
that the Firm 5 agents are cir
culating,
The trouble is still on. We ar
in a better position to-day than
over before and more determin-
cd t. fight this battle to a sue
crSslul conclusion than We we're
at any otbrr time. Organized
Labor can rest assured that We
will keep up this tight Until we
regain our rights, namely, the
right of organization ana recog-
ini1ion of cur union. Our sloga,
will always BE- keep up the fight
until we win "
in conclusion We again thank
the Clothing Dealers and Union
Men for their liberal support and
ask them not to accept any state
ment of q settlement us correct
until officially notified by our
District Council.
!. Fraternal)y
OTTO kaemmerer, president Dis
trict Council.
No United Workers Of
.Americs,
St. Louis No.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-01-05

The Ed. is an agent for the
Belleville separator and the Jumbo
engine, THE BEST that is mad
we know what we are talking
about, we have been running the
engine. now fer four years: We
will sell you one or both Of them
engine or separator and also the
hay bailer unsurpassed call and
see us, or write us. Now is the
time to buy: Come let us help
YOU tothe worth of our mo
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-01-05
THE CRESSET

ALutter Hylton was in Rruslly'
kEoU Tuesday.
Irwin Rhods was a business
doer at the Knob Tuesday.
-Messrs Geo. Barnes and J.W
Seals made a business trip to
Ava last Sat.
The Musical at J. " Seals last
SATURDAY. night was we'll attend
ed and all present reported a
good time.
Logan Hsart went up to Nor
wood Saturday returned hons
->.onday.
-CIayton Penny and family of
CoId*pringa visited Sunday viii.
lev and MIS- ',1~nn.
Miss lIarv Singleton who mas
Seen quite sick tor some time
with Syphoid fever is rapidly
Improving - the present writ.
ing. So, ~
w, Fl Singleton VITO has been
running a saw mill at Ava. fol
some time spent Xmas week
with home folks, returning 70
his mill Sat;
Mrs. Mauh5 Stowe Of Spring.
1eld who has been visiting home
folks at this place returned 10
her home at Springfield last
..Teei::.
Miss Viola Riley nf Norwood
came down last Sunday after her
sist srs Lizzie and Cassie who has
been visiting relatives at the
knoh for the last few days,
+.Eldsf: Robins i ;l1i' 10 we're ordsin
sd an Elder bv.. y.s :. 81 ars age
has returned FROM a Missionary
trip thru III, and Ind. has come
back to Missouri 20 stay report
ed good time while on his trip
Heare glad TO meet Elder Rob
ms at home again, -:
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-01-05

-onpt. John I.avan visited Qua ,
:cl:oo. Monday.
-TroA Gates the Vera "ruz
WI. ). -, = /:
~" i. ., ,ame, vu.> week.
The Keet Rnundtree dry goods
lCo. drummer. of Springfield,
vas in town Monday.
Mt Martain Of the Mountain
Grove Grocer Co. made his re:
gular trip to the Knob last week.
Mr. Butts representing the
Springfield Grocer Company
was in town Monday.
Uncle Jim Coats was alioucd
an increase OF one dollar q
month on lis pension on account
of age.
-
The representative of tie
Chicago Portrait Comany deli, :,
cred some fine portraits in this
nelghborhood Monday.
-~~Illere was Z Sudden change
|! in the weather Sunday night
and we are ha0ing some severe
weather this week.
MIR. Paris "our General Aler
! chant" is invoicing his stock OF
goods this week, he is SISTED
BY Frank b, Letter.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-01-05
WASHER

Now if you want one OF tbs
best washing Machines n,y:'5
YOU can Ct one ~ c ,o1;.,g c=5.
to this OFFICE and ordering
1900 Gravity, through us for
Sl4. 90 on monthly payments or
$500 cash after useing it one
m onh. Also wringer for 5000
on same terms. N. G. Garrett
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-01-05

W. Fl. Singleton VITO has been
running f saw mill at Ava. 70,
some time spent Xmas week
with home folks, returning to
his mill. Sat.
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08

La Junta voted liquor out OF the
city few weeks ago. but the coun-
ell has passed an ordinance permit
ting the sale Of near beer and other
liquors containing not more than
two per cent Of alcohol. II the
stuff that will be sold has any re-
semblance to the Kansas two per
cent that used to be sold. La Junta
can count upon plenty Of DRINKS. and
more business for the police court
Garden City Herald.
You are off on the wrong foot.
brother. The ordinance just passed
by the city council OF La Junta for.
bids the sale OF near beer and other
fake substitutcs-most OF which are
the real thing. Budweiser. under any
other name-two per cent, for In.
stance-is Just as sweet and hard
to beat-these warm summer days
or at least II seems to be In the
minds OF good many OF our citizens
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08

The State Commercial Executives
Association will hold its quarterly
meeting at Fowler on Thursday, July
18th, and commercial club men
from all over Colorado will assemble
at that time to discuss questions per-
tanning to the development Of a great
er Colorado, The City of Pure
Water" Is arranging to entertain the
visitors and large representation is
expected from over the Arkansas Val.
ley.
On the day following the state
meeting. on Friday, July 18th, a
conference of the Arkansas Valley
Commercial Association will be held
at La Junta and many of the state
men will stay over for this meeting
to address the valley boosters. The
valley meeting win be the largest
held In recent months.
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08
Sam and Jack a-Fishine Go.

Sam Faulkner and DR.. Brown went
fishing TO Rule creek. Tuesday, and
were having fine time hauling in
the finny beauties of the mud eat
species, so much so that they did
not notice the storm rapidly APP
preaching from the west, until IL
was upon them in full force. They
made run for Sans automobile to
beat 1t for home. but the fury of
the storm drove the rain into all
parts OF the auto. wetting the bat.
teries and rendering the machine use
less. The boys were eighteen miles
from town and afoot. and as they
were soaked through. and any matches
they had spoiled. they could not
even make fire and cook the fish
they caught They sat up all night
In the auto. and next morning found
man whom they sent to town for
another auto to haul them home
Las Animas Leader.
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08

X. Phillips is visiting relatives at
his old home In Dixon. H.. and sends
US some hot weather dope about that
town which reads thusly:
To-day has been the hottest day OF
which there Is any record In Dixon
and the countless people who have
been forced To hustle around In the
Sitting atmosphere will readily agree
with II. 4. Bardweils government
Thermometer. MIR. Bardweil reports
that at 2 pm. today his government
tested register. which Is wholly In
the shade aud protected from the
suns rays. showed temperature Of
1893 degrees.
There are none OF the old timers
who can remember Of temperature Of
that Intensity In Dixon. that was reg.
istcred by u reliable thermometer.
and the day viii doubtless be n rec.
ord maker for years to come. unless
the weather man keeps ON with his
record breaking stunts for this sum.
mcr."
MIR. Phillips Just sent us the clip.
ping. with his return address writ
ten ON the outside Of the envelope.
II was probably too hot To write. at
least We should ,..Ink 40. We lived
In illinois for n quarter OF q century.
and know something about the brand
Of summer weather they have there.
although We viii have 10 admit that
W. never experienced any thing arou
the 1903 mark. That would be ON n
par with 1919 In Colorado.
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08
Princess Theatsr.

Next Wednesday afternoon and ev-
ening every one purchasing ticket
for the show at the Princess Thea
ter will be given a coupon ticket
for the grand prize OF beautiful two
pound box OF chocolates given by
Mrs. Fernsel to the holder of the
lucky ticket The drawing for the
prize will take place in the lobby of
the theater after the box office
closes. On that occasion the Prin.
cess Theater will have unusually fine
pictures.
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08
Seine Dry In Kansas.

In kansns many Of the large riv.
crr. among them the verdisris. are
drying up and cities which depend
upon them for water supply are fac.
Ing an almost unprecedented water
famine. In Coffeyvilic. the water sup
ply IL virtually exhausted and the
city officials have forbidden the
sprinkiing of lawns. The two.ycar.
old Ice plants which depend ON the
verdigris river for water may b.
forced 10 close down. ~ may also
the large manufacturing plants In
the town. In Emporia and several
other towns the situation IL similar
and ordinances have been passed pro-
hieltins the use Of city water except
when necessary.
La Junta tribune., 1911-07-08


Over At Ordway last Saturday the
political pot on both sides OF the
fence was boiling. The democrats
and the republicans OF the new coun.
~ Of Crowley both held conventions
last Saturday for the purpose OF Sc.
lecting applicants for the respective
offices Of the new county to be
submitted to Governor Shafroth.
The democrats. OF course. expect to
land all Of the appointments, but II
Is reported that the governor has
signified his intention OF appointing
one lone republican ON the board Of
county commissioners. OF course the
republican will not be able to do
any harm ms there will BE- two demo-
cratic members OF the board.
The republicans. however. thought
II the governor WAS inclined to show
this much condcsccnsion to the
grand old party that II sht be well
To hold a convention and nominate u
full ticket. and thus be prepared TO
suggest additional applicants who
would be willing 10 accept county
office even when rendered by n dem.
ocrstic governor.
Last Saturday both political par.
ties held county conventions aud
nominated full county tickets TO be
submitted to the governor. and It Is
said there were very lively times
that day around Ordway. the prospec.
tive county seat Al the democratic
convention nominations for the re.
spective county officers were made az
follows:
County clerk. Alex Gray. treasurer.
Walter s. Sto.n: sheriff. Henry Hu.
mission: Assessor. James Trainor.
superintendent OF schools, u. y. Free.
man: coroner. I'd Ray: county sur.
veyor. W. e. Wetmorc. county com.
missionors. Charles Mccabc. Robert
Phillips. J. u. Cowdcn: county Judge.
S~enie Munson. Of Fowler.
Al the republican convention coun.
~ officers were nominated as fol.
lows.
County clerk. William Edgar: treas.
urer. Joe Danncliy; sheriff. W. G.
Hsncn. asscssor. James Trainor: cor.
onrr. G. u. waxham: superintendent
of schools, y. N. Freeman: county
surveyor. George Beaver: county com
nisstoners. william Dreasher: J. n.
Cowdcn; county Judge. l.. \. Field.
of Sugar Guy.
J. n. cowden. James Trainor and
y. ~. Freeman were endorsed BY
both county convcntioNs.
The new county officials will prob.
ably b. named By the sovcrnor some
time this month, and II II reported
that at least one Of the county com.
nisssoners viii b. . rspubiicaa. The
ssv eosaty GILL ~ organised early
n AnRS01