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The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
Never Despair.

At St Patrick's day dinner In Bos-
ton Senator Lodge once said:
Low as was Ireland's state then,
there was no cause for despair = NO
estate Is ever so low but that 1t might
be lower. Take the woodsawyers
case. you know.
"'You need exercise. violent e1er-
else, that's what you need aoGloI
once said to this woodsawyer. "nae
Is your business, my manF
"T'm a woodsawyer, SIR
"Well,' said the doctor, suppose
you don't grease your saw for month
or so."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD q
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia, Pa. If you arc
In need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi-
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as caro-
fully a. though you had personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour. they do
not gripe. they do not weaken. but they
do start all the secretions Of tho liver
and stomach in = way that soon puts
these organs in healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet Of human
bowels, which is really sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness. indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No. woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. If
/ had my way would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
inyigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
It; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle. containing As pills,
rs cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD 4
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
Could Dc Better.

The lecture was on the economics
of nature and showed that her great
destructive powers were used only
to transform the elements into other
channels.
ITO illustrate" said the professor.
there is in one of the Pacific islands
a volcano which has for 16 years been
pouring molten lava into the ocean
over a precipice 400 feet high and
eleven miles long Eggs are boiled in
the open sea 20 miles away"
my goodness!" cried a feminine
voice in the audience. what big pan
and what waste Of fire and water
and fuss over little plain cookinei"
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
CHAPTER XIV.

Oatwardly. at least. Judge Brew
ster's Offices at 8S Broadway in no
way differed from the Offices of ten
thousand other lawyers who strive to
eke out difficult living in the most
overcrowded OF all the professions.
They consisted Of modest suite of
rooms on the sixth floor. There was a
small outer office with railed-off
inclosure. behind which sat half
dozen stenographers busy copying
legal documents; as many men clerks
were writing at desks. and the walls
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
HoMEsEEkERs ExcUR RsioN
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR
INO 1Q11

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail-
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to a great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
25 days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates. etc. call on your nearest Colo
rado and Southern agent or address T.
3. Fisher. General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

ME. You know l am as innocent of
that murder as you are"
THANK God. thank God!' exclaimed
Annie. Il see 1t all now"
Her tears were dried. Her brain was
beginning to work rapidly. She al
ready saw possible line of defense.
Il don't know how 1t all happened"
went on Howard II don't know any
more about 1t than you do. left you
to go to Underwood's apartment On
the way foolishly took drink. When
got there l took more whisky. Be-
fore knew It l was drunk. While
talking fell asleep. Suddenly heard
a woman's voice.
"Ahi" interrupted Annie. You, too,
heard a woman's voice. Capt. Clinton
said there was a woman in it."
Thoughtfully, as II to herself. she
added: I'VE must find that woman"
when l woke up" continued How
ard. 1T was dark. Cropping around
for the electric light, stumbled over
something. 1t was Underwood's dead
body. How he came by his death l
have not the slightest idea. l at onct,
realized the dangerous position was
in and l tried to leave the apartment
unobserved Just as | was going.
Underwood's man servant arrived and
he handed me over to the police.
That's the whole story, I've been
here since yesterday and I'll be devil
ish glad to get out
You will get out" she cried. I'm
doing everything possible to get you
free. I've been trying to get the best
lawyer in the country-Richard Brew
ster."
Richard Brewster!" exclaimed How
ard. Hes my fathers lawyer"
II saw your father yesterday after
noon," she said quietly.
You didI' he exclaimed, surprised.
Was he willing to receive your"
He had to-" she replied. Il gave
him piece of my mind"
Howard looked at her in mingled
amazement and admiration That she
should have dared to confront man
as proud and obstinate as his father
astounded him.
What did he say?" he asked eag-
erly.
|
your support and to give you legal
assistance He refused, saying he
could not be placed in a position of
condoning such crime and that your
behavior and your marriage had made
him wash his hands of you forever"
Tears filled Howard's eyes and his
mouth quivered
Then my father believes me guilty
Of this horrible crime?" he exclaimed
He insisted that you must be guilty.
as you had confessed. He offered,
though. to give you legal assistance,
but only on one condition"
What was that condition." he de-
| manded.
THAT I consent to a divorce" re-
piled Annie quietly.
What did you say?"
Il said I'd consent to anything II 1t
would help you. but when he told me
that even then he would not come per-
sonally to your support told him we
would worry along without his as-
sistance. On that left him"
You're a brave little womanl"
cried Howard. Noticing her pale. anx-
ious face. he said:
You. too, must have suffered"
"Oh, never mind me-" she rejoined
quickly. What we must do now is to
get you out of this horrid place and
clear your name before the world. We
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
A Kicker.

81 wish the meddlesome busyDooy
who made two blades of grass grow
where only one grew before grunteo
the fat gentleman with the lawn now
er, pausing to wipe his perspirine
brow, could make two muscles gro"
where there is only one now."-fH-
change.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
CHAPTER xIII.-contInued.

Where are the women?' asked
Annie; trying to keep down the lump
that rose chokingly in her throat
They're in separate part of the
prison." replied the keeper.
Isn't it dreadful?" she murmured.
Not at ALL" he exclaimed cheer
fully. These prisoners fare better In
prison than they do outside. l wager
some of them are sorry to leave"
But it's dreadful to be cooped up
in those little cells. isn't it?" she said.
Not SO bad as 1t looks" he laughed.
They are allowed to come out in the
corridor to exercise twice day for an
hour and there is splendid shower
bath they can take"
Where is my husbands cell?" she
whispered. almost dreading to hear
the reply.
There IT IT," he said. pointing to
door. mo. 4s6."
Walking rapidly ahead Of her and
stopping at one Of the cell doors. he
raped loudly on the iron grating and
cried:
'Jeffries. here's lady come to see
you. Wake up there!"
A white. drawn face approached the
grating. Annie sprang forward.
Howard" she sobbed.
rs 1t you, Annie?" came a weak
voice through the bars
Cant l go In to him?" she asked
pleadingly.
The keeper shook his head.
NO. MN. you must talk through
the bars. but / won't disturb you"
He walked away and the husband
and wife we're left facing each other.
The tears we're streaming down An
nie's cheeks. 1t was dreadful to be
standing there so close and yet not
be able to throw her arms around him.
Her heart ached as she saw the dis
tress in his wan. pale face.
Why didn't you come before?' he
asked.
81 could not. They wouldn't let me.
Oh. Howard" she gasped. What a
dreadful thing this is! Tell me how
you got into such scrape!"
He put his hand to his head as II it
hurt him, and she noticed that his
eyes looked queer. For a moment the
agony of a terrible suspicion crossed
her mind. Was 1t possible that In a
moment of drunken recklessness he
had shot Underwood? Quickly. almost
breathlessly. she whispered to him:
Tell me quickly. It's not true, is It?
You did not kill Robert Underwood >
He shook his head.
NO" he said.
Thank God for thatl" she ex.
claimed But your confession what
does that mean?"
j do not know. They told me did
it. They insisted did it. He was
sure ] did, it. He told me he knew /
7 did it. He showed me the pistol. He
was so insistent that thought he was
right-that had done It," In deep
whisper he added earnestly: But
you know didn't, don't your"
who is he?" demanded Annie.
"The police captain"
"Oh. Capt Clinton told you you
did it?"
Howard nodded
Yes. he told me he knew ! did 1t.
He kept me standing there six hours.
questioning and questioning until !
was ready to drop. tried to sit
down; he made me stand up. did
not know what was saying or doing.
He told me / killed Robert Under
wood. He showed me the pistol under
the strong light. The reflection from
the polished nickel flashed into my
eyes, everything suddenly became a
blank. A few moments later the cor
oner came In and Capt. Clinton told
him ] confessed. But 1t isn't true. An
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

Until within recent years there had
been ascertained no trustworthy way
Of finding out the age of fish. 1t has
been shown that there mere size does
not indicate age. Reibisch, Heincke
and others have discovered that many
of the bones. scales and otoliths of
fishes have annual are rings, resembl
Ing those in tree trunks.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
A short Month.

sT didn't have a single engagement
to lecture in February" said the pro-
fessor.
'weli. it's an even break. then" said
his wife.
How so?"
you and the month we're both short
of ates."-Yonkers Statesman
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
Who She Was.

WELL" laughed Squiggles, some
men never know when they are
snubbed. That lady you Just spoke
to was about as distant as they make
'em in her greeting"
well, why shouldn't she ber re-
torted Jabbers. "She's distant rela-
tive OF mine."
BY marriage?"
"No-by divorce. She got rid OF me
at Sioux Falls back in 1s9s."-Har-
per's Weekly.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
His Instinct,

Il see the family dog sinking out
of the room. What's the matter with
him?"
"Prescience. Presently there will be
q tremendous family row on"
But how did the dog know that7"
well, SO to speak, his nose Is
something Of storm scenter"
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

Next to having to listen to the aver
age man tell joke the most horrible
torture is to have to let him describe
when he made a great hit with IT.
New York Press.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

The capital invested in German rail-
raods is about $50 an inhabitant, and
about $156 in the United States.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

A woman wants everybody to be-
lieve all the nice things about her hus-
band that she couldn't possibly make
herself believe.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

One hundred and fifty-two miles OF
the government railway lines in Vic
toria, Australia, have been relaid dur
ing the years 190S-1910 with American
rails. 142 miles of S0-pound rails. and
10 miles of 10O-pound rails.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

A woman can make an unfulfilled
promise go further toward her happi-
ness than man can an accomplished
fact toward his.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

Moles and the mole cricket have
the same problem to negotiate in cut
ting caves in the ground, 80 here an
Insect and an animal both have the
same shaped forelegs and shovel-like
hands and claws.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

Heaps of stale eggs would be fresn
If SO many people weren't too mean
to use them while they are.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

Our idea of a true philosopher is a
man who is able to explain away his
faults to the satisfaction of himself.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

When man is trying to take nap
and the flies bother him he can't get
half as mad with them as he can with
his wife about ft.-New York Press.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

The royal coach of England was
built $50 years ago for the coronation
of George III. and weighs three IONS.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

To read one of his love letters
year after he wrote 1t is beyond the
heroism of any man.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16

An eagle can live twenty-eight days
without food.
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-06-16
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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

To be continued.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25
'GaSCaretS' Splendid
For Elderly Folks
The role for old people is--one Cas-
earet daily, The bowels, like other
muscles, grow less active with
age-They need help.

Most old people must give to the
bowels some regular help. else they
suffer from constipation. The condi-
ton is perfectly natural. It is lust
as natural as it is for old people to
walk slowly. For age is never so
active as youth. The muscles are
less elastic. And the bowels are
muscles
So all old people need Cascarcts.
And most of them need them daily.
one might as well refuse To aid weak
eyes with glasses as To neglect this
gentle aid TO weak bowels. The bow
els must be kept active. This is i'm
portant at all ages, but never so much
as al sixty
Age is not time for harsh physics.
Youth may occasionally whip the
bowels into activity. But a lash can't
be used every day. What the bowels
OF the old need is a gentle and ma
tural tonic. one that can be constant
~ used without harm. And there is
no matter Of choice here. The only
such tonic is Cascarcts and they cost
only 10 cents per box.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

toward the Grange representatives
and others whose statements border
ing oftentimos on abuse. went un
challenged. Every allusion which
might bc Interpreted as promotins
the policy of reciprocity was subjected
10 an analysis obviously with the
purpose OF destroying it's effect.
This is said to have failed OF it's pur-
pose. but il served as self-cNposurc
OF the finance committee of the sem
ate. The plain difference between
the witness and those VINO tried To
destroy The effect OF his testimony
was than he was speaking for the
people and the nation ana they We're
acting as atturncys for the interests
which are afraid they are too weak
and incapable To compete with the
superior skill and ability of Canaj-
iaus
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25
FOR INTERNATIONAL PEACE.

AZ the opening yesterday OF the l1th
annual meeting of the Lake Mohonk
conference ON international arbita-
ton, President Nicholas Murray But
Ter, of Columbia university, presiding
officer of the conference. for the first
time made public the plans of the
Carnegie endowment for International
peace.
President Butler predicted with au-
thority" the establishment of an inter
national court of arbitration and JUS
tice before the time of the third Hague
peace conference lie said.
1t has been determined by the trus-
tees of the endowment to organize the
undertaking committed To their charge
as great institution for research and
public education and 10 carry ON it's
work i'm three parts or divisions. the
division of international law. division
of economies and history. and the di-
vision of intercourse and education.
Otherwise stated. these three divisions
will represent the juristic. economic
and educational aspects of the problem
before the trustees, which is To hasten
the abolition of international war by
the erection of an international judicial
system competent To hear and detcrm-
inc questions of difference arising be-
tween nations.
1t can hardly Doe doubted that the
men at the head of these three divi-
sions of the work of the endowment.
with their immediate associates and
colleagues i'm this and other countries
will speedily come to form a veritable
faculty of peace, and that the world
will look TO them moro and more for
instruction and inspiration alike. The
itself, and admirable plans
made for its development and applica-
ton, open new era in the history of
the world"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25
A RECIPROCITY BREEZE FROM
MICHIGAN.

Says the New York Journal of Com
mercc: II was a refreshing spectacle
when Governor Osborn Of the border
state of Michigan, % Republican ana
a farmer, appeared before the senate
finance committee e. state with intel
Iigcncc. caudor ana good temper his
reaons for favoriug the rccipro.ity
agreement with Canada. Ever. effort
has been made 10 array the import
ant lumber interests. paper utrrrts
and farming interests of the state
against free interchange of products
with Canada, and the effort seemed to
be fairly successful; but those "iu-
tercsts' are not the people OF Miuhi-
gan, even cf one political party. Gov
ernor Osborn. besides giving clearly
and forcibly his own reasons for bc-
Iieving that reciprocity would bo of
mutual benefit while the United
States would really nave the better
Of the bargain. declared chat g. per
cent of the people OF his state favored
IT, At least 40 per cent of the farm
ers were on that side and it could
easily be made 90 per cent 10y a cam
paigu of education"
An interesting feature of the an
rearance of Governor Osborn with his
clear-cut statements ana his breezy
caudor was the effect IL mad I'm put
ting Tho majority OF the committee
on exhibition as Deliberately .biascd
and onc-sided political group of par
tlsans. protesting 10 seek light ON "a
question OF public policy There was
"a disposition 10 sHeer at tho COVER
Hors plea for good understanding ana
friendly relations between countries
as q benefit To trade. When asked by
Senator McCWm5cr Dr. Doe would cx-
tend that kindly sentiment u the
'hincsc, he replied with admirable
dignity that hc understood that tho
.olIoquy related to Canada, but he
would Doe glad To- see fair and lust
treatment accorded the Chinese. When.
iallinscr sought TO cast sIur upon.
his tariff views bv asking Or me- favored
free trade, ne did not hesitate to am
'"'r absolute free trade with Can
ada and he was quite ready to add
Mexico
Some OF the honorable senators
ried to hccE'o the imperturbabIe gov
arnor of Michigan. but were disrpm-
.ited in tine attempt "This was man
Tested. Tribune" dispatch says.
900 tho severe cross questioning Win
which they sought 90 break the force
PIT Governor D7born's arguments.
This attitude was different i'm "A
marked degree from that displayed
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25
THE Cash INTRIGUE
BY George Randolph Chester.
Copyright, 1909, by the Bobbs
Merrill CO.
ConlInncd from nage Two

estimate upon our approximate $500.
100000 of cash. You are not deduct
ing the government cash reserves in
the United States treasury and sub
treasures. You are not deducting our
$l,5OOOOO,0OO of gold which practically
never sees the light of day or emerges
from its sealed canvas bags in the
bank vaults. You are not deducting
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

An Orange, y. j., citizen died the
other day at the age of 90. During
his lifetime me- had eaton 65.ol4 pieces
OF pie Health experts probably will
ten US that if ne had eaten only Co.
goo pieces of pie he would have lived
to be 100
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

Woodrow Wilson is getting good
many cheers I'm his swing around the
circle in the West. The great ques-
ton u.s. 600 connection with his ann
bition o. reach the white house. will ne
get many votes? It's one thing to
get big receptions and quite another
thing Co get "a sufficient number OF
votes Co De- elected President. II you
want further particulars inquire Of
William Jennings Bryan OF Lincoln.
Nebraska.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

President Tafrs course in refusing
e. pardon Charles w. Morse of Now
York and John r.. Walsh Of Ch.capo.
the two most prominent bankers over
convicted and sent 90 federal pcnitcu-
tiaries under the national banking
laws. Is 10 bc commended. The owl
deucc in the cases was carefully
weighed by the president, whose keen
judicial mind enabled him to deter
mine that Justice had been done I'm
imprisuuing these men. Morse and
Walsh realized what thcy were doing
and il was to punish just such crimes
against society and eradicate just
such evils that the national banking
laws were especially enacted. The
president takes the stand that tho
banking laws or any other laws must
Dee upheld when they affect the rich
man even moro than when they affect.
the poor. For obvious reasons the
president Is right In this attitude. and
the people viii applaud him for 70.
Il is one thing for the Mexican lead
crs to sign a peace treaty Nowl
let them do what they can 20 see that
the peace is kept They have WORT
before them. 10 Is believed. to put
down the armed bandits who arc raid
ing and robblng in the name OF pa
trlotism.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION;
n. AL -. T.rr;.-
THURSDAY. MAY 25, 1911.

AS a wrecker of dirigibles, Count
Zeppelin is "a big success.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

If the United states navy were built
for corouatiuus and other big social
events of that character it ought TO-
adopt few higher titles 1t ought to
have "a few admirals and a couple off
offices specially created that would
rank a little above admirals. other
nations will have admirals at the fos-
tivitics and they win naturally take
precedence over the American officers.
the highest rank among whom viii Doe
rear admiral There viii Doe no serious
grief FOR 70 happens that the American
navy is built for efficiency. 1t can
dn business i'm a very warliko way and
that is what it Is for. Il may rank
last at coronation but it stands at
the head when it comes To shooting.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

Some fishermen think they have to
bait their breaths as we'll as their
hooks.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-25

While AN Michigan will instantly
agree that Taft needs "a man of Chase
Osborn's temperament, ability and
courage in his cabinet yet similarly.
On Michigan viii more cmphaticalIy
agree that Dc is needed right here i'm
his home state tu solve problems
equally as important and nearer at
hand, comments the 500 News.