El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-17

ers prefer cocoa, but as for me, like
reality.
An Ell Paso minister sends these:
To find Kelly. would it do TO &c to
Helen Hunt?
If Miss Herald were sick. would 1t
| Martin to Walker?
If FL Paso Times are slow how fast
can iron?
These are anonymous:
| If Lake Huron is more beautiful
! than Lake Superior, which Lake Su-
perior?
| John is cold towards June, but Fred
is hot tamale.
Con Mulcahy sends these:
Should the barn dance. would vir-
! ginia reel?
why did Charlie Held?
If the Rio Grande should flood
would Charlie Drehner or would Raul
Leeper?
# an auto cost two bits, what could
Jerry Price?
Richard w. Reed of 212 San Antonio
street, sends these:
II coal is scarce, will Jim Sandburn7
If Charley Pollocks the door. will the
cue ball?
If Harry Potter scowls, win Mike
F1iey.
II she got lost. would Herbert Hun
If the fence rails. why should the
church tower2
If you can't Tug Wilson. IS Isralite? /
If am a sucker, Is George Trout? |
If Robert Glass should say cutting |
things. would It give Floyd Paynez
If an African is black, is Scott |
White?
Fred B. caracristi sends this from
Las Cruces:
If roosevelt went in swimming.
would you see teddy bear?
These were sent In by Mildred q.
Dow. 1928 East Boulevard. age nine
years
If A. NichoII shines. why is not J. c.
Bright?
When win first prize win T.
Fight? |,
E. G. Piper asks:
If postmaster Smith handed the con-
ductor five one cent stamps would 1t
be fare?
Sol I. was raising a racket in front
Of his store the other night because he
nearby said "HelIberg. that don't Hoyt;
slam the door and let the Knoblauch
It"
Evelyn. Buchanan. 1918 East Overland
street, sends these:
A Mills building would not MARI
Austin.
Watts the matter with the water7
I'll
1900 Ohio avenue, sends this lot:
If you canwean a baby. can you
wfenerwurst?
II Arson Mills owns the Mills build
ing what does Leon?
F. J. Halls cattle came z. P. & s.
W. whose came Overland
If you can't sass your mother. who
is it you Kansas?
II r. N. Turner lives On Montana
street. where does Olive?
If Pomeroy IS sick, is Longwell7
If you can cream cake, why can't you
milk wagon:
If John B. Watson can see black. can
VIC. White
II you can phone your grocer, why
can't you photograph?
II you have a good Daffydn. why
don't you Springer?
Why is Hetty Green and Mrs. T. P.
Smart?
When the Texas sheep men get
ready to clip, we won't have New
wen have Calisher.
Mount Franklin is in Texas where
is Montana7
If you can't go home, you Auto
phone.
Ray K. Smith asks:
If horse likes oats, could a girl like
Charlie Brann?
If ball is round, is Carnegie
square?
If woman fell, could Fred Rightor2
If herring is fish. is Clarence Pick
erel?
These are anonymous:
When the Flamingos to bat should
the first base ball, or the Snake root; ! !
Or should the sunshade his eyes or
bleaeher; or should the man behind the
bat catcher lest she strike a curve :
and pitcher self out of the game2
If Miss Ell Paso sprained her ankle.
would the doctor rubberneck?
Dorotha Mccullough. 171s Montana
street sends these: =
IF a woman got sick, Canada?
If Kendall heard Segan. what did 2
Calisher?
If the peach Is ripe. why doesn't the Z
fence picket? +
If you are on top of Mt. Franklin.
where is C. Leavell? =
If Ell Paso is on the Rio Grande.
what is Tucson.
When Taft lost that game of golf, $
did Nat Goodwin?
If peroxide bleaches. why won't '
Montana?
Leonard Goodman, aged IL, is author :
of these:
If bird flies six miles day, how
far can butterfly?
If owed for a piano. would W. G.
Dunno me?
If the Rio Grande overflows would we
all lose our Holmes?