The Arvada enterprise., 1911-09-28
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SHOPLIFTER
By LANES NOR TON


two months in the place he had bought
on the Hudson, the most that his
nearest neighbor knew of him was
that he had retired from the army
that he was a widower; that he had
handsome daughter 20 years old who
seemed devoted to him; that he was
Irascible and cranky; that he disputed
his tradesmen's bills, and that he was
fond OF sailing catboat that ne
owned. On the majors part, all he
knew about his nearest neighbor, who
was the Widow Harper, was that she
was very touchy about her hens, or his
dog trespasslng on her property, that
she had a son at college or In South
Africa. he didn't care which; that she
claimed that the line fence between
them was foot over on her land, and
that on two separate and distinct oc-
casions she had ordered a servant to
scald his dog.
There was no nelghboring between
the neghbors. In fact, they had not
even seen each other at the end of
those two months. The widow was
waiting for her son Burt to come
home from n trip to the west to ask
him II the green apples that had fallen
from her trees over on the majors
land thereby reverted to him. and the
major was waiting for his dog to come
homo and complain of having been
scalded while prowling around the
Widows kitchen door. Then any fuss
he raised would bo sure to have the
backing of his daughter, Edith, who
knew his disposition thoroughly and
had kept him out of many rows.
On certain August morning this
was the situation on the Hudson.
Major Hyde and his daughter were out
In the catboat with n good breeze
blowing. Burt Harper. who had ar
hved home the previous afternoon and
settled the green apple question, was
out in his catboat working up a mus
Gle He had taken no particular notice
Of a catboat containing a man and a
girl, and It's occupants had taken no
particular notice of a rowboat with a
broad-shouldered young man of 23
pulling the oars. At that point the
Hudson ls wide enough and big enough
for n hundred catboats and rowboats
without colllding. but the unforeseen is
always happening. The catboat was
heading across the river with her star
board tacks aboard and the major at
the helm. when Miss Edith gave n
sudden cry of alarm, and the next mo-
ment there was crash. Young Mr..
Harper, without any tacks aboard, but
pulling for all he was worth to get the
kinks out of his spine, had pumped
into the other craft. AS he was TAX
Ing course of law at Harvard. and
had got MS far as John vs.. Doe. he
could have explained matters had the
major given him time. But the major
wouldn't. He had learned In war that
the quicker and more vigorously you
jump on your enemy the sooner you
have him conquered, and he rose up
and blasted the young man In the row.
boat. If any damage had been done
II was TO the latter craft, but that
made no difference to the major. He
did not swear I'm the presence of his
daughter. nor did he pull off his coat
and double up his fists. He simply
used sarcasm that cut and hurt He
had something to say about little boys
being intrusted out in boats by their
mothers. and dunderheads who
thought they had the whole Atlantic
ocean TO row in. and he politely in
Qulred If Mr.. Harper intended to run
down the Mary Powell on her next
trip up and drown all her passen-
gers.
Mr.. Harper turned red and apollo.
glzed lie looked from the major to
his daughter and apologlzed again. II
was his fault. and he admitted It, and
he apologlzed some more. The ma.
jor had no pity, but the young man
thought he saw CLEAN of 1t in Miss
Edith's eyes before she turned away
her head The soldier held him for
five minutes. doing most OF the talk.
ing and enjoying his confusion. and
then let him go with the observa-
ton:
"And now. sir. If you have got n
mamma. and you think you can get
ph'h " N'A NAAANAN h'lH, NuOulu
advise you to head for shore and spare
any canal boat that may happen to get
in your way"
At that hour the Hydes did not know
young Harper MS Harper, and he didn't
know them as the llydos. He made
his way 20 shore In his lealiy boat, and
as he sat down on stranded log no
felt that he would give n thousand dol.
lars in cash 70 lick some ouc-somc
one about the size and build OF tho
major when he was in his primo. Tho
words had hurt, but the fact that they
had been spoken before the girl was
humiliatinE He had decided from the
first that they were father and dauEh.
ter, and after gTittng his teeth for
half an hour he made up his mind that
nothing could be done IN the case and
went of home.
Father. ] think you were wrong"
said Edith in quiet tones as the young
man rowed away.
"Whnts that? Wrong2 How can I