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The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
CELEBRATE ALASAN.S GOLDEN
 JuBIlEE,

Iu Che ,o.,g~.as l-,,er Ngauy,a y Ne va-as rga ses sa--es a, combination Q. ..e -sa ana. ,,.say Q, Inc purchase el Alaska
 4e San gsaa,ss. exposition ..gg years ae.ss-
 aey t..,.el, witness the a, . "a sa.l.grsUy g, SeHas4s purchase hasaA o. s.l 9. uae... >.. gya- Mas ..asaaua.sa a.-rs.g A.saa .ae- .a as s..
 sss..a. gsss.ss.a. ,. .-a ,-.,- States. Ans l.ay Mas st- lad a A4.-.a aa- ,a yaa, -- a,s g-s,a4s- IA -.- ,.@r-s ua October .s.-. .s.. .- a-s-.,a. La7 a.s s-ze- a, e.s.. aud -. Lated States .y.a ,..a- gas-.-s..- y. y-a ,aea,.y
 laasuaya az --s a--z-.a- aaaa- eaus os Alaska IS d. hand. aa- ... g-aa4a. .g4l.a, lA..s.ga la b. a..- a saa Es-a,a.. ... . uue ag- g.g, ... N.ssa >. ..... .. srea, gs.-.- ....e. .-.r  feature Q. -s st-aaa-.-,as ENg. s.-ya oz vl some aa.. form @. celebration gs .-s yaa For many r->soas vy..g .e aaa, wise ,. y.s e1lsJe Jae 5ag-ey l connection vg.a he Paaaua-E4g.a, Exposition as ia aat way aaalre-s os -gasa-as Q. people would ys .-aa..s- 10 che A- asaa aNa.ys vag uga- be -aa..- ,5 make 4s .g.e. Alaska aa. although a. >aa lra..s,5 ez p,s ga .s .ae.. .aa years aa a. Ea-y. of Che Alaska .a..., date hs Alaska eAa,- a. cha. zry-s aNa s.lya ogall as 4s.e as -oauguaa au,e of Stewards purchase
 Let Us al sa, together rom che A-,ge Circle to Queen Charlotte su.Ld and wgsh ly- -1e Golden Iugr laa Alaska Yukon Magazine
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
CARCFoss HAS GOOD
 HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS

Go to CarCross undl navigation opens and enjoy yourzsIi-duCk huut ing and fIsbius avoid Che crowded Ll els at SkaEway and Wbiuborse The Caribou hotel offers as good ae oorlm0dauons as any hotel n the North. No extra railroad fare Taa fare from SEagway t5 Cargross and Careross to Whitehorse equals the through fare.
 Write 10 E. w. Gideon for rates and an information. q
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
BOYS AND GIRLS

Hunt up a sack Of clean rags. .aat v0oieu) bring them Go the Alaskan Cusce and ee five l@ cents a pound for them. A chance Go make a HlGe money for a ban or bat
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

Under the supervision and control rE the State of Washington we guarantee you 2 per cent and have earned n pc. cent to date Pacific PuD5i1s Loan Association. See H. B. LeFevTe. f
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
HAvE YOU ANY RAesa

We win pay five l5) cents per p,und for clan .wipiug rags, suitable roy wipiug machinery This is ,bsnce for small boys to earn At. us Fourth D July money. Address Daily Alaskan, u
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

their love of Flag and Country by sattug old Glory over their resi- Gguces aud business houses during th
 J. VI. Tanner.
 Mayor.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
Improved Che Effect.

Improved the Euect.
 "Wh8t a maguiigCn, building. ey- claimed Uncle Cyrus. who was gazing 8t the capitol building In Washington for thc first time
 "It iS," said the casual stranger who was volunteering information And 't looks much better now than it used Co when Che roof was fat"
 "WaS the roof 3Gl oDCeE
 "Surc. It was built flat That dome you see on top like @ biz balloon was caused by expansion under the pres. sure of hot air generated by congress. "YOu don't say So.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
SBbGHlI HHTHE7 RH17T
] EANA4aE ] ] ].

Results of the observation taken at Moore's Wharf at midnight June g lgl, Is as follows
 Temperature ...-g .ervst'1 H1a5lvC MHN-temp.pregcdirE 2t hgUr- a3 above @,n 9a aHava Mean " above Barometer 23 g3 Cloudy anI S1.s Wind
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

S5c for homs cooked meal Q icS, clean service. Where? At ,As New Home Restaurant Fifth Avenue, half minute rom Broadway.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

Only One "5SOWC GUININE" That Is LAXATIVE PROMO GUN NE. Look for the signature of K w. GROVE. Used tbe World over Jo Cure Cold In One Day, 25c
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

For 35o yor. can get a wholesome, home cooked meal at Che New Home Restaurant s,h Ave, just off or Broadway.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
SHOW PATRIOTISM

The GoveIG of AIaska by pro clauaaoa v65eb follows has ear aesly requested that Flas Day June lFa be observed by all ,ae towns l-osaout Alaska.
 To the Mayors and Newspapers ol
 all Towns b7ousaous Alaska
 edaesday. June Fourteenth, nine t-al hundred and eleven win be ua One Hundred and Taryfcura BirH- day of old Glory known as Flas psz There no day n he year mo-e appropriate for patriotic teach ans. The F,as as an oase,t lesson has no rival I,s ss aos only a liug c, Leaut. but every item of its con sauoaoa is slGcsa- The story of It's evolution. its birth as ae em- b'em og a nev nation its long ser vL,e without defeat CT disboDor. should be familiar to every eaud ia ouy schools Our flag stands for Eolo7 pu-iey and obedience so law. | heartily reooumeaa that Flas Day be appropriately observed throus out Alaska by sH 5ss ei1Us. Schools and Societies. Let tae Flas ap- tes-. ever. aFgrs. over 4s-sa school house. ia dwelling. public and yrAate 0ul.us and e, ths mast ,-d. shav os reverence for all tJ y,.TeseRts
 Wm. F. D.sdu.
 Acting Governor In Skagway the Flsg niI he hoist ed over au p0' lo buildings. and we ask Ae people of sSagway to show
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
Class Bound

"Hen never be rich" 'whyT "He always waits for an introduc- ton"
 '-To whomT' 'TO a good thinE,"
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
MOO RES MHERF co.

Terminus W. P. 6 Y. Route. Steamers Arrive and Depart From This Dock
 REGULATIONS ts1o Warehouses open for delivery of me- Chsndss nom m to Persbables ONLY delivered Sunday night All feht shipments soubound accompanied by SHIPPERS MANIFEST Ipapers obtained the oHace delivered before No freight vii be received CD wha hour p,rEAGE 79 vr he collected on CHECKED BAGGAGE oNLy No eaarge for bags grps when unchecked The wharf gate public nearing dock and will be opened only passengers have disembaed Wharfage Tariff application office dock p. C. f75 E. J SHAW, General Manager
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

A fine mid temperance drink Is the pure wholesome beer made from the sparkling waters Of Tumwate- Falls, and the very best barley malt with just Che right proportion Of choicest grown hops Brewed as on. ly the Olympia Brewing company can brew. For sale at the BoNrd oi Trad QUICK DELIVERY PHONE s0
 Baggage. coal and wood delivered upon shortest notice day and night
 Fl. FREIDENTHAL.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

Copy for change os aoNeglsueu, must be- la Jy Q clock 9. W- ,o iu. s,rs insertion same day
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

Admitted ss second ciass mail matter July $, 1888. az the P0stolc,ce
 st S}laEwsy. Alaska
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

FRANK H. BOLD Agent, 2ad and Broadway. SKAGWAY
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

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The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10
Wm L Dsdu

In Skagway the Flsg NiE he hoist ed over su pg' Ic buildings and we ask the people of szagway to show
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-10

Advertising rates oa application,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
OATES ISSUES
 HIS PRISON CODE

Montgomery, May 25.-(Specialo-Ex- tracts from the code and acts of Ala bama pertaining to county jails, city prisons, almshouses, etc, have been com piled by Dr. William H. Oates, state prison inspuector in pamphlet form and are being sent out to various county and city officers. The list of officers to whom the pamphlets have been sent include sheriffs, chiefs of police, county boards of commissioners, probate judges, city judges city commissioners and others in- terested in city and county government
 The object of the little pamphlet, as set forth in the preface, is to help the sheriffs, boards of commissioners and others to enforce the laws pertaining to jails and prisons. Dr. Oates calls atten- ton in the preface to the need for a gem eral improvement in prison menu. ade- quate janitor service bathing facilities. and the benefits to be derived from mod ern sanitation and hygiene. The prison inspector also calls attention to the monthly reports which sheriffs and chiefs of police in cities of 10000 or more popu- lation are required to mail to the prison inspection department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
NEWS OF ASHVILLE

-Ashvile. May 25.-The famous little moving picture and ventriloquist show of Jim Witt will be in Ashville Friday night May 2s. Jim Witt is known well here and a large crowd will turn out.
 Miss Carolyn Montgomery delightfully."- entertained d few of her friends at lawn party Wednesday evening, in honor of Miss Adelia Philips of Gadsden.
 Out of the 20 applicants who applied for license to teach in this county only eight passed The following pissed: Lucille Wilcox, Gadsden; Florence Clarey Springville, R. F. D. No. |: Lasley Stew art Kirby, Ashville. R. F. D. No. George Winston Alverson, Springville R. r. D. No. i; Lila Blair Steeles, Johr Lewis Laster. Springvlle, R. F. D. No. 3 Flara Trammel Oneonta, R. r. D. No. ? and Claudio Lee Box, Ragland
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
SPECIAL RATES
 VIA

VERY LOW SUMMER TOURIST RATES to points in the North, East and West. Tickets on sale May 18th to September 30th, with liberal limits for return. Buffalo, N. Y, and Return .... $29.45 Tickets on sale June 18th, 18th and 18th. Limited for return until June 30th, 1911.
 New Orleans, La, and Return .S1O.o0 Account Tulane University Summer School. Tickets on sale June 14th to 18th inclusive, and July 5th, 9th and 7th. Final limit for return days from date of sale, can be extended to August 31st, 1911, by deposit and payment of fee of s1.0O. Philadelphia, Pa, and Return .$2S.35 Tickets on sale June 9, 10, 12, Is and 19, final limit June 29th can be ex- tended to July 31, 1911 by deposit and payment of fee of $1.00.
 For other information, confer with P. Sid Jones, D. P. A, Birmingham, Ala. Both phones 977.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
MOrtgage Sale

Under and by virtue of the power of attorney in mortgage dated the 18th day of February, 1911, executed by s. Garden to the Birmingham Suit and Skirt house. recorded in volume 583. records of deeds. page 504. and which is hereby referred to. the undersigned will sell the personal property con- veyed by and described in said mort gage, viz: One dark bay horse, years old, weight $50 pounds; one top buggy and set of harness, to satisfy the in- debtedness thereby secured, including the expense of this foreclosures; said sale will be made at public outcry to the highest bidder for cash, in front of the courthouse door, in Jefferson county, Alabama, on Monday, June 26, 1911. within the legal hours of sale.
 This, May 25. 1911.
 BIRMINGHAM SUIT AND SKIRT HOUSE. Mortgage. ISADORE SHAPIRO,
 Attorney for Mortagee. 5-2s-4t- fir
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
AGED MINISTER
 BURNED ID DEATH J. H. Hastie Is Victim of Flames at Home in Tal-
 ladega Springs

Talladega Springs, May 25.-(Special)-- The Rev. J. H. Elastic, a Baptist min ister, was burned to death early this morning in a fire which destroyed his home at this place.
 The Rev. Hastie discovered the fire a, about 2 o'clock and had escaped with his family when he tried to return into the burning house to secure yaluables that had not been removed.
 When the body was removed 1t was burned beyond recognition. The min ister was a man of about 60 years and had lived here many years. His death is the cause of sorrow in the whole com munity.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
A Recommendation

From the Chicago Record-Herald.
 Say, you know something about young Spiffieigh. He has applied to me for position. What kind of a chap is her
 Well. can say for him that he is in clined to be steady" That's good. I want a steady man
 ''Yes Find a windy corner on sloppy day and you'll be pretty sure to see him steadily waiting there"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
Notice to Contractors

Contractors are invited to submit sealed proposals for the erection or q brick, succeed addition, or wing to the state capitol building, in the city of Montgomery, Ala.
 Plans and specifications may pc nad from Frank Lockwood, architect Mont romery. upon the deposit with him of a certified check for twenty N2O.0O) dollars for each set. The said check will be returned to the contractor de- posting same upon the return by him of the said drawings and specifications in good condition.
 All bids must be in the hands or the secretary prior to 12 o'clock. noon, Thursday. June 8, 1911. The right to reject all bids is reserved.
 Montgomery. Ala, May "A, 1911.
 ALABAMA CAPITOL BUILDING COMMISSION. THOMAS M. OWEN. Secretary. s-26-l6t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
LEGAL NOTICES
N0fiSe fo C0HtracfSrs

NOtfce 10 COntractOrs
 Sealed proposals will be received by the Undersigned at city engineers of flee, in city building, until 12 o'clock, noon, Wednesday, June IA, 1911, for laying about 5000 yards of brick pay ing on concrete foundations about 2000 feet of granite curbing, and all necessary storm sewers, inlets, etc. Specifications furnished on application. A certified check for $500 must ac- company each proposal.
 The right Is reserved to reject any and all bids.
 JULIEN SMITH, City Engineer, 5-25-21t Selma, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
MISCELLANEOUS
WlLL-GO-YOUR-BOND. MDAVID-TERRY & co.

FOR stenographic piece work or month
 ly contracts apply sol Empire Bldg. or call Bell phone 627 Good work at mod
 crate prices. 5-6-tf visiting Birmingham and home philatelists. It would give me much pleasure to show you anything l have on original covers. etc. Have been collector and dealer for num- Der of years. Experts say I have the only known sheet of third series, Sc blue fifth printing canal zone, bought April Is, 1906. Trusting may meet you, can be found at 2210 Highland avenue. Bell phone 4534; also S21 Empire bldg. Bell phone 20ss. Robert S. Nelson. A. P. society No. 1214. 6-24-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26

FOR RENT-Seven-r room residence:
 shady side, all conveniences; s30;
 2324 18th avenue north Apply at the corner 1900 24th street. Peoples phone 1416 521tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26

Sailing !.cm New York Every sstvrday
 SALOON. S67.5O AND S7a50F f SECOND CABIN. s45 AND UPWARD
 lhlhD GLASS; $30 AND $3i.25 apply to HENDERSON BROTHERs. Agents. l7 and l9 hroadwsy. New York. or Steiner Brothers, sl0l Jack W. 1ohnsoas ie27 girst Avenue. BlsHlnshsA
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
PULLMAN LEAGUE
 JUMPS ON POLICE

Cullman, May 5.-(Special.) )-The regu- lar meeting of the Law and Order league, which was recently formed in Culman, was held at the courthouse here last light
 Possibly one of the most important fea- lures of the meeting last night was to appointment of committee of three men to call upon Mayor Robertson and place before him the facts concerning the po- lice department in their alleged inactivi- ty in allowing the laws of the state and municipality to be fagrantly and openly violated"
 The Rev. J. H. Horton, pastor of the Christian church in this city, has begun q series of meetings in a tent which he has erected on the Cofer lot, opposite the furniture store of Fuller Bros The meet ing will be carried on indefinitely, and may possibly run for several weeks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD.

MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of TEETHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS, ALLAYS all PAIN; CURES WIND COLO, and is the best remedy for DIARRHGA. It is ab- solutely harmless. Be sure aud ask for Mfs. Winslow's Soothing syrup aud take uo oehes biud. Twenty-Five centS bottlos
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
ROOMS-WANTED-BOARD

WANTED-To rent three furnished rooms for light housekeeping; references ex- changed. Address G-9, care Age e-Herald. gentleman, furnished room in screened house in Norwood district. Address H-9, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
Columbia Loan & Invest
 ment Company

Negotiate loans, buy and sell mort gages. Investments recommended. We Invite correspondence or a personal in- terview.
 c2O N. Fist St., Dirmingham, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
Might Be Innocent

"It matters not that the prisoner may have been guilty of the most revolting crime known to our laws. The next wave of popular frenzy might deprive of his life one who, upon proper in- 'vestigation, would be found to be in- nocent.
 "It is vain for us to write in our constitution that cherished heritage of English speaking people, that all per sons accused of crime shall have the right to a public trial, by an impartial jury, and shall not be deprived of life liberty or property, except by due pro cess of law if our government cannot or will not enforce it. A law not en- forced is no law at all. The sheriff who defends his prisoner from vio- lence is defending the constitution Of his state, and perchance the lives, the liberty and the happiness of his own family
 Upon a careful consideration of the evidence, and having in view the stringent provisions of our constitution, we cannot escape the conclusion that the sheriff was negligent in this case: State ex rel, Garber, attorney general, vs. Cazalas, 1892 Alabama, 210. A judg- ment will be here rendered removing him from the office of sheriff of Bull lock county.
 "All the justices concur"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
PERSONAL

RELIEF for unhappy women. pr. Ed mondsons tansy. pennyroyal and cot ton root pills. by mail s1. As the name implies. these pills are made from roots and herbs. and are posi- lively harmless. They are a great yoon to suffering women, and are sold daily to thousands of women all over the country and we guar antee to refund your dollar if you do not secure relief. Mail your or der to Frank Edmondson & Bro, P. O. Box 65s s. Atlanta, Ga.
 5-3-16t-We-th- fr-su PALMISTRY parlors. 20l1 Park avenue, marvellous, accurate predictions and ad- vice from the markings in your hand on any subject; past. present. future; pay whom satisfied.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26

The Warrior Commercial club has call meeting Friday night to discuss plans for good roads. We hope to get ma cadaln road from here to Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
FOR RENT


 Location. Rooms. Price. n6001s 9th avenue ........ 30 $150.00 2224 Sth avenue .......... g 35.OO 2127 18th avenue ........ T 4O.0O 2027 12th avenue .......... 2 $500 825 21st street .......... 2 2250 S21 18th street ........... 5000 sol 2d avenue ............ 22.50 1403 9th avenue .... ...... 15.00
 SOUTHSIpE.
 2224 sycamore ............ 12 10000 1922 Avenue 1, steam heat 75.O0 o16 goth street, steam heat 75 co 500 10th street. elegant 10000 1919 10th avenue ......... 4000 1217 Mapiewood furnished 5000 e29 goth street .......... 4U.O0 1928 Avenue l, modern .. 37.5O 1926 Avenue l. modern .... 40.00 s15 22d street ........... 17.50 1920 Avenue E .......... 6 22.59 52O 27th street ....... 1900
 SUBURBS.
 2.6 Elyton St., w. End. 5 16.00 We only have room to glve location, number of rooms and price. Phone Rental Department for full particu- lare Both phones No. 42.
 w. E. LEEDY 6 CO.,. Phones 42. 112 N Fist st.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26

The Sibley- y-Menge Brick company is add ing to its already large plant a plant to manufacture common brick, as heretofore they made no common brick.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
County Sheriff
 Is RennoOed From Office
......................... ............s...~.....s.

that evening The sheriff knew that troops had been ordered, and that they would reach the place by 4.30 p. m. The governor had given him positive or ders to place guard at the jail and pro- tect the prisoner at all hazards, and his own statement shows that he apprehend- ed that the mob spirit would show itself again, yet he did not make any effort to place a guard at the jail. It is true that he notified several citizens, In the morning. that they were deputfzed to assist him. some refusing and four agree. ing to help him, including his chief depu- ty yet he did not organize them, did not give them any order what 50 do, let them all go off to their dinners at the same time, without any instruction or agree ment as to when they were to return; left the jail without single man in It., save the prisoners; left the arms of the mob in his office with the door open, and suffered himself to be completely sur prised and overcome by the mob.
 The Jail's Defense
 Much testimony was introduced by the defendant for the purpose of showing that the jail was indefensible by reason or the fact that there were windows through which a defending party could be fred ,ipon by the mob without The weaker the jail the greater was the necessity TOT protecting it. But these windows were all steel barred, and aside from the 1acl that by reason of the bars, and their eie- vation from the ground, but lew shots could be so aimed as to strike persons within a sheriff, when he accepts the or flee. takes it with the dangers incident 10 the discharge of it's duties. To meas ure up to the high duties of his oHlce' he must be man of courage and of re- sources. There was an excited mob in the town, some of them drinking; many of the citizens if not in active sympathy with the mob, had showed at least dis inclination to take any part in preventing the actual accomplishment of their evl- dent design, and it was not time for sitting supinely down, and resting im- plicitly upon the truce. when preventive measures might be adopted. As one or the witnesses expressed it. it was calm, but in all proba bility only calm before the storm. It was certainly his duty to be prepared for a defense at this time,
 "It seems evident that the sheriff, with three of four resolute men, armed. could have prevented the entrance of the mob into the jail. If there had been even one man on the lookout when the mob was seen returning to the courthouse, the arms of the mob could have been secured, by either plac- ing them in charge of the deputies, some of whom were sitting. around without orders, or else by Fastening the door and windows of the sheriff s office.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
ONE CENT A WORD

RArEs--one cent a word s dsyg no nd taken or less than 25c for first inser- ton. Cash must accompany order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
NEWS OF WARRIOR

Warrior, May 25.-(Special.)- Shooting club is now fully organized with l. Carter Bibb as president. The club has just put in $10o clay pigeon target.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
FOR RENT

FOR RENr-Furnished house for six
 months or ear;location Iroquois street.
 Telephone. Bell 654 or 2413. 4-20-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26

man giving his name as Melee of Bradford was captured here last night while burglarizng the store of John D. Collins. His accompice escaped
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26
BUSINESS CHANGES

5000 to s2500 to invest with services in mercantile or manufacturing bus mess; state full particulars in first
 letter. Address Els, care Age-Her-
 ald 5-19-2t-fr-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-05-26

FOR RENT-Close in, twozstory dwelling.
 No. 62s North 24th street; five rooms.
 bath, gas and electricity. Macke, 211sh 1st avenue. 4-29-tf
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-07-07
PUNCHING HIS HARD LUCK
Sufferer From Toothsche Summoned
Philosophy to Hin Aid During
Period Of Trouble


philosophers are not ali dead vel"
said the dentist Il met one thin
morning who knocked me out of two
hours work on day when have
nothing to do anyhow. and viii make
me work overtime tomorrow, when
shall be crowded with engagements.
He was bowling with toothache-
Better come around and<have It at.
tended to-" said.
Cant do 1t today" he said. I'm too
busy"
But you can't work when you are
crazy with the toothache." l argued.
"Oh. yes | can" said he. There
are half dozen other things I want
done to me that hurt pretty bad. and
If / have them done when my tooth
is ON the rampage they won't seem sc
bad, because one hurt will neutralizt
the other. I always take advantage
of a toothache to dispatch those dis
agreeable Jobs"
Maybe not many people could
stand that kind of philosophy. but ap
parently that man is going to &c
away with IT,"