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The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1911-03-31

Natures laxative. Garfield Tea. is made
Of clean, sweet, health-giving Herbs.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1911-03-31

ASK FOR ALIENS FOOT-EASE
the Antiseptic powder to shake into your shoes. Re
lieves Corns, Bunions, Ingrowing Nails, Swollen and
Sweating feet, Blisters and Callous spots. Sold
everywhere 5c. Don t accept any substitute. Sam
pic FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy, ny.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1911-03-31

A one-sided argument never gets
very strenuous.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1911-03-31

Cleanliness is next to godliness.-
John Wesley.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1911-03-31

TO CURE A COLI IN ONE DAY
Take BROMO Quinine Tab!etA
Druggists refund money IL 1t fails to cure. Il. ".
GROFE'S signature is ON each box. 25c.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1911-03-31
BAD CASE
OF GRIP
Caused Sore Throat and Ton.
siIitis. Restored by
Peruna.

Mr.. W. II.
H O u S e y,
Stony Point,
IT
writes:
t Five years
ago I took a
very severe
cold which
resulted in
la grippe. I
never W a 8
so bad off. I
was in bed
s e V e r a l
weeks, and
when I did
get up l had
to little
and S o r q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

and they never in all their lives
wasted water anywhere but in
their outlets. And Gineral Gracia
hez just turned his mule in among
us for the night. We've had six
black beans and two green pep
pers apiece during the past two
days. But Gracia said we'd be
shot at sunrise tomorrow.
March 10. We ct those eggs
for breakfast. We don't seem to
have no delicate appetite left
after three days on black beans,
peppers and little water dipped
out of hoof-holes in a swamp. /
tell you, Gineral Gracia's war
mule looked mighty fat and tooth
some when he was let in tonight.
We are to be shot tomorrow,
Gracia SEE. l.
March 20. Gineral Gracia got
another prisoner this eve. He's
a Mex drunk on mescal. Ever
meet mescal drunk? Well, it is
sure the sincerest, deadest, most
unanimous drunk on the list.
Why, ordinary mescal cargo will
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
SAD PLIGHT IN
LITTLE FAMILY

Mrs. Victoria De Lorenzi, moth
|er of four little ones, the eldest
but seven, must be removed from
them.
Her husband died five months
ago, and she has struggled to
keep the little family together, in
their small shack at 62nd and Ma
son. But scarlet fever has en-
tered the home. A pair of twins
are just taking it and one little
one is quite i'll. All but the eld-
est boy are now afflicted. The
mother is about to be confined,
and the health department has or
dered that she be removed from
the children.
The little family has been de-
pendent on charity for months,
and it's condition is now worse
than ever with disease breaking
up the home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

make Mex stand two days like
a post, with his tongue hangin'
out and his eyes like hard boiled
eggs and the buzzards roostin' on
him nights in succession in peace
and comfort.
Well, Gineral Gracia stands
this fellow up near the door, says
mo. 6" and goes without leaving
us any beans or water, but he
promised we'd be shot tomorrow.
March 81. We strangled and
ate most all of one leg of Gracia' s
war mule last night. 1t was all
We will get, as Gracia says we'll
be shot promptly tomorrow, all
but No. 6. They couldn't shoot
him any deader than he is if they
tried.
March %, %, "a. No change.
Going to be shot tomorrow.
March %. No. 6 has come to
and l must give this letter to him
to throw over the boundary line.
VIII be shot tomorrow, Mex SEE.
Yours at The Front,
KITCHEL PIXLEY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

was at" The others followed him.
He delivered the cards under the
table which Cannon needed.
But John Joseph has a follow
ing In the democracy of the house
of representatives. He is smart. In
fact, he is as keen as the tradi-
tional briar. He is the best parlia-
mentarian in the party, if not in
the house of representatives. He
is shrewd to see an opportunity and
perfectly inscriptions to press an
advantage. He was Put at the
head of the appropriations COM
mittee because the other people
felt that they had to do it. They
were not strong enough to keep
him out. He is a bad element to
deal with even when most friend
ly, and when unfrIendly he is a
menace to the regular democratic
organization of the house.
1t is question now whether
Oscar Underwood and Champ
Clark and the revision downward
democrats will dominate this lower
legislative body, or whether John
Joseph Fitzgerald, democrat of
Brooklyn and of Tammany, will
not gather a sufficient following
tinged by Special Privilege to
dominate the house of representa-
tives.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
Will John Joe Continue to Do
Uncle Joe's Work for Interests?

WASHINGTON, April 4.-John
Joseph Fitzgerald of Brooklyn,
who will be the next chairman of
the house committee on approS~ia-
tions, is an illustration Of how sue
cess is acquired by brains. Some
times success follows merit. Some
times success follows virtue. Some
times success follows O. career of
self-denial and of kindly acts
which secure their mead of popu-
larity. Then again success comes to
a man merely because the convo-
buttons of his cerebrum and cere-
bellum are more convoluted than
those of his fellows.
He thinks, and has the faculty
of thinking consecutively, accu-
rately, in figures, in sentences, in
references to volumes, in the lore
which is acquired by study and
the burning of midnight oil, the
ability to think on his feet and to
put his thoughts into lucid speech.
1t may be that the speech is raspy;
or it may be that the speaker is an
unprepossessing, insignificant in
dividual.
Is Interests Man.
John Joseph Is not noted for his
virtue. His political integrity is not
above par. Because John Joseph is
remembered and will be remem-
bered probably for a long time as
the man who was delivered by
Tammany to help the republican
Joseph G. Cannon hold his speak
crship authority and prevent a
proper revision of the rules. 1t
was shady business, but John Jo-
seph Fitzgerald was there. He
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
FOLK FAVORS
RECIPROCITY
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
SAN FRANCISCO, April A.
Declaring that the farming inter
ests as we'll as others would be
vastly benefited by the ratification
of the Canadian reciprocity treaty,
Joseph w. Folk, former governor
of Missouri, is out with state
ment here today in which he
maintains that the measure would
greatly benefit all Americans.
"To the north of u.s. he said,
1--WE have vast domain that can
become trade territory of this ma
tion by merely asking for it, and
it would seem to be the part of
wisdom to ratify the treaty which
is now before congress"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
(From Our Own War Correspond

(From Our Own War Correspond.
ent.)
JAIL DE MEXICO, March 80.
Ten days ago l got your dis
patch as follows:
To Kitchel Pixley, War Core
spondent-Special Order No. 2.
Your war news unsatisfactory
Don't hang around camps. Git to
the Front! Git to the Front !
Move into the very teeth of the
enemy.
(Signed) JEFF N. QUAD,
Assistant War Editor.
At onct l quits San Diego and
heads straight for Mr.. Diaz's teeth
at MeXicali or rather Calexico.
That part of the town in Mexico
they call Mexicali and the tother
part visa versa. Well, l hadn't
been there two hours when l run
out of plug tobacco and went
across the street to stock up.
DANCED if I didn't step right into
Mexico and they grabbed me
quicker'n scat!
Known by my looks they'd
bagged somebody important, they
rushes me into the interior Is
miles and at a little hamlet turns
me over to an ex-mule driver they
called Gineral Gracia, who runs
me into little adobe Jail, and
says I'll be shot tomorrow morn
in.
Here's how things has been
goin' on:
March II. Safe in the enemy's
jail. Gineral Gracia said I'd be
known as No. 13.-I asked him
why l got that Internal number
when he'd only five other prison.
ers, and he said l wouldn't mind
that at all when l was stood up to
be shot tomorrow. I'd taste Just
as good to the buzzards. My skele-
ton wouldn't be numbered at all,
anyhow. And he'd onct bet wrong
on the thirteenth horse in a race
and had been just crazy to kill
something numbered 10 ever
since.
There's sure a dirty strain of
humor in that man Gracia.
March IS. This Jail used to be
hen house, no mistake. There's
q homemade incubator over in
one corner, with a dozen eggs
brown with age. Then the five
Mex prisoners don't wear socks,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

SCENIC

The Scenic theater offers 3
splendid program today. In add.
ton to first run pictures and vocal
selections by Blanche Cooper and
Viola Barrett, the big pipe organ
with the human voice attachments
is big feature. This marvellous
instrument has taken hold on the
public and crowded houses give at
test to the publfc's appreciation.
The baby contest which starts
April 18th is going tc be a big
card. Already a number of kid
dies photographs are On display in
the lobby. Tonight the election
returns will be read by Manages
Cohen throughout the evening. *s
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
Champ Clark Social
Lion in the Capital
(By United Press Leased Wire

(bS Snlttu 1EceS lNdSeu Ntfe.I
WASHINGTON, d. c., April 4.
Champ Clark is the social lion
of the capitol today. With the
opening of the 62nd congress to-
day Clark becomes more than
merely speaker of the house of
representatives-he will become
the Moses who is to lead the So
ciety of Washington into the
promised land of Southern hos
pitality and Jeffersonian SIM
plicity. The triumph of demo-
crazy, it is said, means the inaug-
uration of a new social regime, IN
which the south and west have
taken the lead and the effete east
will be forced to play second
fiddle.
Mrs. Champ Clark is the adj
mitted leader of the new dispen-
sation. Always popular in Wash
ington society, she is well fitted
for the place.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
Nice for Bryan
(By United Press Leased Wire

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
WASHINGTON, d. c., April A..
A big Memphis, Tenn, delega-
tion here today will invite William
j. Bryan to move to that city. The
whole south is supporting a plan
to raise 100000 to induce Bryan
to transfer his Commoner plant to
that city, where a home for Bryan
will be provided.
Senator John Sharp Williams of
Mississippi and ex-senator Berry
of Arkansas will urge Bryan to
accept.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
WOULD BAR NEGROES
FROM CANADA
(By United Press Leased Wire

(By United Press Leased Wire
OTTAWA, Ont, April 4.-The
movement of negroes into west
ern Canada to take up free home
steads was brought up in parlia-
ment by Mr.. Thoburn, who said
that hundreds of negro settlers
had emigrated from the United
States. He said they are not
suited to conditions in Canada and
would not make desirable citizens
and that something should be
done to discourage the movement.
Minister of the Interior Oliver
said there was nothing to prohibit
the immigration of negroes into
Canada, and that the government
could only administer the law.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
VICTORIA ELECTION
TO Be HELD FRIDAY
(By United Press Leased Wire.)

By United Press Leased Wire.)
VICTORIA, B. c., April ITO
day between the hours of IL noon
and 2 O'Clock the roster of candi-
dates in the forthcoming civic
election will be officially declared.
Nominations will then be made
and on Friday next the election
will be held. Keen interest is
being manifested in the question
of whether there will be another
candidate in the mayoralty race
or whether A. J. Morley, who was
recently unseated on a technical
ity, will be returned unopposed.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
MARINE news

The president with a large car
go and 430 passengers came into
the Sound from San Francisco yes
terday.
The Meteor, with $4,000 re-
pairs completed, is ready to re-en-
ter the Alaskan trade.
The Tacoma naval militiamen
yesterday received their new uni
forms.
The Hornelen is in port to load
lumber for the West Coast.
The Kumeric will shift to Seat
tie today to load the rest of her
cargo.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
HENRY IN FRISCO
AF TER CHILDREN
(By United Press Leased Wire

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
SAN FRANCISCO, April An
search of his tro children, who
were awarded him by Judge Haw-
kins of Seattle, after the divorce
which separated he and his wife,
Albert A. Henry, a clerk in the
Seattle National bank, arrived here
today and sought aid ir his quest
from the local police.
Henry claims that a movement
is on foot to hurry his children
from the state into Mexico. His
attorney claims that the children
are in the care of a nurse named
Miss Wickoff.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
Telephones Husband
and Kills Herself
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
SAN FRANCISCO, April A.
I'm going to kill myself. Come
up and get our daughter, Mary"
Telephoning this message to her
husband, Charles A. Beck, who
was engaged in divorce proceed
ings with her, Mrs. Beck shot her.
self last night and today is dead
in the Emergency hospital. A
policeman to whom Beck Appeared
when he got the death threat, ar
rived just as Mrs. Beck fired the
fatal shot.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
REFUSES TO TELL
WHO SHOT HIM
(By United Press Leased Wire.)

SAN FRANCISCO, April A.
Death today sealed forever a pc
culiar shooting mystery, when Roll
lin Patterson, 3S, Petaluma mer-
chant, died from a bullet wound
at the Northwestern hospital here.
Patterson was found shot some
time ago in Washington Square.
Until the hour of his death he was
conscious, but at all times refused
to make any explanation of how
he received his wound.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
Woman Pleads
Unwritten Law
By United Press Leased Wire.)

By United Press Leased Wire.)
FORT WORTH, Tex, April A.
Mrs. Lizzie Brooks is on trial for
the murder of Mrs. Mary Binford.
Defendant took a revolver and
went to a department store where
the murdered woman worked, and
shot her dead.
Each juryman was asked If he
believed a woman has as much
right as a man to protect her
home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
POSTAL CLERKS ELECT

Tacoma postal clerks last night
elected w. ]. Brady. president;
Robert Mcdonald, vice president;
Leslie Hale, secretary, and Charles
Hopkins, treasurer. The associa-
ton decided to accentuate the So
cial features of the organization in
the future.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
STORK WINS BY 48

There were 1919 births in March
and 81 deaths, leaving net gain
for the stork of As. There were
five more boys born than girls,
but nine more males died than
females.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
GRANT PERMIT FOR LABOR'S
MONSTER DEMONSTRATION

unions of the city, will take place
tomorrow afternoon. An enorm-
GUS turnout Of labor will partici-
pate and banners and mourning
devices for the victims of the re-
cent shirtwaist factory fire will be
a principal feature. The suffra-
gets have asked for place in the
demonstration.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
THIS CHAP CHOOSE GIRL
IN PREFERENCE TO CASH

NEW YORK, April Ar
choose the girl" exclaimed Hen
ry Du Bocq, when his wealthy
aunt, Mrs. Carmina Du Bocq, of
San Domingo, told him that his
choice lay between love and her
81, 100000 estate, Of which he is
heir. The girl is Miss Claire Null
Claire, 20, of Brooklyn. Her hero
is 20.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
NEW YORK, April permits
for a parade of protest against
working conditions in New York
which will be the greatest in the
city's history were granted today
by the municipal authorities. The
parade, fathered by the labor
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
5000 GREET TETRAZZANNI
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

NEW YORK, April 4.-Luisa
Tetrazzini today was radiant over
the success of her farewell con-
cert last night in the Hippodrome,
More than 5000 persons damned
the house.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

Joseph and Agnes Pollard were
awarded a $3.50 verdict against
Pierce county by jury in the
superior court yesterday, because
of the opening of county road
through their ranch near Pitts
burg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

Buford Lichens, a 12-year-old
boy, fell from the new Yakima
bridge across the Fife street gulch
yesterday evening and broke his
leg. The accident was the second
of it's kind in a week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

If you are gong TO move, pack
or store your furniture. call Fidel.
ity Transfer Co., M. S3-A1497. 80
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
City Briefs

Judge Chapman yesterday COM
mitted John j. Galliver, jr., to the
insane asylum at Steilaeoom.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

Harry Hunter was fined 500
and costs in Judge Arntson's court
yesterday, after pleading guilty to
indecent behavior in Wright park.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

A blank inventory of $1,437,-
SOC was filed by the appraisers of
the estate of r. l.. Mccormick, in
the court house yesterday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04
Uncle kitcheI Pixley "Cits to the Front, III
and He "Cits ketched,y Too

Our Industrious War Correspond
ent Goes Scouting for Plug To-
bacco and Lands in Mexican
Calabo ose-Will Be Shot ''To-
morrow"-Maybe.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

We sell Iron Age garden tools.
Tacoma Imp. G. Seed Co. "s
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-04-04

One package of Pearls of Wheat
free with every % cents cash want
ad inserted in the Tacoma Times
this week. *$~
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
HAVE YOU TRIED PAxTINE
The Great Toilet Germicide?

You don't have to pay soc or s1Oo a
pint for historian antiseptics or per-
oxide. You can make 16 pints of a more
cleansing. germicidal, healing and deodor-
izing antiseptic solution with one 25c
box OF Paxtine,-a soluble antiseptic
powder, obtainable at any drug store,
Paxtine destroys germs that cause
disease, decay and odors,-that is why it
is the best mouth wash and gargle. and
why it purifies the breath, cleanses and
preserves the teeth better than ordinary
dentifrices, and in sponge bathing it COM
pletely eradicates perspiration and other
disagreeable body doors. Every dainty
woman appreciates this and it's many
other toilet and hygienic uses.
Paxtine is splendid for sore throat.
infiamed eyes and to purify mouth and
breath after smoking. You can get Pax
tine Toilet Antiseptic at any drug store,
price 25c and soc, or by mail postpaid
from The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston.
Mass, who will send you a free sample
If you would like to try it before buying.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
A Staple

A Staple.
Teacher-Can you name some prom.
inent edible article of the South Sea-
lslands3
Bright Pupil-Yes. sir. Mission.
aries.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
Skeptical.

SkepticaI.
Here's an interesting story in this
newspaper"
what is it about?"
"An Indiana farmer carved his ini-
tials on the back of a terrapin and
after 10 years the terrapin returned"
Remarkable! And did the terrapin
hold out a ripper to shake hands?"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
HAMLIN
$Ns@s&Hs&1sSHsSgsz$z&s

u Il q O O O q c,l
Hans johnson was an Audubon Wis
itor Sunday.
Thorval Rasmussen was passenger
to Atlantic Friday.
Jorgen spirup was passenger for
Audubon Thursday.
Fl. 7. Lastine was business caller
in Audubon Tuesday.
Carl Nicholson was passenger
to Audubon Tuesday.
Mrs. Il. G. Hansen went to Allan
tic Friday on business.
Vern Adams is working for F. D.
Shiflet at the Creamery.
Vigo Rasmussen was business vis-
itor in Hamlin Monday.
George Robertson was in Audi
bon on business Tuesday.
Eric Olsen was in Audubon We'd
nesday on legal business.
Niels Jensen was an Audubon pas
senger Wednesday morning.
Miss Christina Rattenborg went to
Audubon Friday on business.
F. M. Wheeler has started lunch
room next door to the poll hall.
T. Fl. Lastine and son. Arthur left
Wednesday for Omaha on business.
There is 10 or II cases of the Ger
man measles in town at the present
writing.
w. NJ. Armstrong brought back q
load of nice feeders from Omaha, Neb
Wednesday.
Chris Wiges and family departed
for Brayton to visit his sister. They
returned Monday.
N. P. Christensen returned from
Omaha Saturday, having been there
with a carload of cattle.
Dagmar Mortensen of Sharon twp.
is spending week visiting relatives
aud friends in this vicinity.
John Slaton, VIM. Olsen, Mr.. JAG
Olsen and Henry Rabe were all bust
ness callers in Audubon Monday.
James Egan of Greeley twp. was
a pleasant caller in our little burg
Thursday. We are glad to see these
smiling faces.
Mrs. George Spencer arrived here
Monday having been called to take
care of her daughter, Mrs. G. A. Col
lee Jr. Of Greeley township.
Andrew Nelson and Chris Jensen
returned from Minnesota where they
have been looking at some farm land !.
Mr.. Jensen purchased $40 acres.
Railroad carpenters were repair
ing the stock-yards Wednesday and
on account of not having sufficient
material they could not finish until
material arrived.
One day last week Chris Larson
went to Audible alone and while
there met one of the fair damsels of
this vicinity and they went hand in
hand to the court house and secured a
license to wed. Well, you know the
rest, if not, ask Chris.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
Death In Roaring Fire

may not result from the work of frebugs
but often severe burns are caused that
make quick need for Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, the quickest, surest cure for burns
wounds, bruises, boils, sores. 1t subdues
Inflammation. 1t kills pain, 1t soothes
and heals. Drives off skin eruptions, ul-
GERS or piles. Only Csc at Winfrey &
Chantry's
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
Old Soldier Tortured

''For years I suffered unspeakable tor
ture from indigestion, constipation and
liver trouble" wrote A. K Smith, war
veteran at Erie, Pa. "but DIR. Kings
New Life Pills fixed me alright. They
are simply great" Try them for any
stomach, liver or kidney trouble. Only
Csc at Winfrey & Chantry's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26

The Aged Fan.
put me with the girls"
Is not the song for him;
Put me near the score board
Good friends, my eyes are dim"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
TWO Each Way.

Madam, an Oklahoma census ia.
ker was speaking to her who answered
his knock-"how many children over
six and under twenty-one years of age
have your"
"Lemme see," she reflected. Lem.
me see. Wal, sir, thar be two over six
an two under twenty-one." Every.
body's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26
Not HAPPILY Exnresse,

The old friends had had three days
together.
You have pretty place here,
JOHN" remarked the guest on the
morning of his departure. But it
looks bit bare yet
"Oh, that's because the trees are so
young" answered the host comforta-
bly,. II hope. they'll have grown to a
good size before you come again.
Metropolitan Magazine.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-01-26

Not the Lambs Fault.
Mary bought little lamb,
And transformed 1t into mince;
Twasn't like his mother made,
And there's been a GOODNESS since.