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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Last week the home team must have
applied cur anti-speed editorial to it
self. 1t was intended for auto drivers
and the home team has the Journals
permission to make new speed rec
ord by taking all three games of the
series
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Mayor Jordan says he win enforce
to the letter an ordinance just adopted
known as the anti gambling ordinance.
Bridge whist parties and church con-
tests will suffer with the common gam
bier, SAYS the Jacksonville man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

st. Petersburg is going to build a
seawall of its own and tells the govern
ment just what Representative Wall
told the ones who sent him the money
in the legislature.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Florida farmers cut many melons be-
side the watermelon crop. When prop
erly planned the crops of the Florida
farmer and trucker can be so arranged
that each month there is some money
making product ready for the market.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28
A Golden weddinu

means that man and wife have lived
to a good old age and consequently
have kept healthy. The best way to
keep healthy is to see that your liver
does it's duty 365 days out Of 365.
The only way to do this is to keep
Billiards. Herbine in the house and
take it whenever your liver gets in
active. so cents per bottle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

st. Augustine editors are scrapping
with each other. Stop it, brothers, St
Augustine needs you both. Hunt u T
the good and not the bad at all times
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

the summer sun without bending
slightly. He is evidently trying to
make 1t appear that the monument and
not himself Is crazy with the heat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Harper's Weekly says that Guinea
pigs serve as lawn mowers, but the
Weekly doesn't seem to know that
there would not be room on the lawn
for the offsprings Of the Guinea pigs.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The Montgomery Advertiser doesn't
think the Iowa man who broke his
hand swatting the fly is such hero
after all. He was only protecting his
molasses, says that paper.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The initiative and referendum amend
ment to the constitution will not be
submitted to the voters and all of the
talk about it is unnecessary. Cheer
up, we will get 1t next time, and with
the recall too,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

After all we believe that the scheme
to divide Hillsborough county is only
an advertising project entered into by
both parties concerned.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Corn crop is saved by General Down
pour, says a Georgia paper. The gen
eral ought to have everything his owr
way with the Georgia ladies from nov
an
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Pompano, red snappers, tarpon and
mullet are the real fish varieties which
abound around Pensacola, but there
are a few two-legged suckers still left.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Russian peasants wear necklaces of
garlic to prevent epidemfcs, but give
us most any kind of epidemic in pref
erence to one of the garlic necklace.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Another man has gone over Niagara
Falls in a barrel. Thousands, how
ever, have gone over as bad falls by
taking the contents of some barrels.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The Louisville Courier Journal says
Adam was no gentleman. We thought
that Adam compared favorably with
the other men of his day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

| Board bills of convicted trust Of
| hcials serving time in prison are not
enough to startle US even at the high
cost of living rate.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

She-Jack has a strong face.
He-It has to be. You should see
his wife-Fort Worth Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Admiral Young says he's only going
to stay away from Pensacola long
enough to take the Goddess of Liberty
for a joy-ride.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The ice trust president says Goo
help the people" The people, however
express no such feeling toward the
president.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Wickersham's attack on DR.. Wiley
has caused the public to think more of
the doctor and less of the attorney
general.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Some men never go home to dinner
rainy days and never go to a restau-
rant during the dinner hour, either.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

A man ought not be able to say hi:
prayers with clear conscience If he
has failed to swat some flies during
the day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Woodrow Wilson refuses to be
judge at baby show. evidently bein!
afraid of the suffragette vote.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

There's a judge in New Jersey who
fines men for kissing the women.
Must be a woman judge and she's
Jealous
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

They are as happy as can be oil
Friday afternoons when they are fire.
from the business world and only hav
to look sweet.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The hay crop Of Florida within a FEY
years will bring in many thousands c
dollars
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Says Lillian Russell, some women
are at their best unadorned." Lillian
ought to be ashamed of herself.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The Commercial Association pro-
poses to get drunk on the wine Of
prosperity.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Can't swallow a woman's lecture
when we look at her hat and find II
adorned with a part of a bird.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Alabama's excise boards are making
trouble a-plenty.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Our sympathy goes out to the chill
dren born to an American woman who
marTies a titled foreigner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Dispatches tell us that John "
Gates called three times Sunday. Fc
beer, probably.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Why don't you join the shirt slew
chorus ?-Gainesville Sun. Like tn,
bathing suit troupe better.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

1t is question of the lords helpin
themselves now.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Acquiring a fortune honestly
always left to the other fellow.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The searchlight Of the Want Ads.
thrown before the notice of thousand
each day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

There are several counties without a
candidate for governor, but there's
time for other announcements.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Young ladies are in favor Of lon
engagements with fellows they don
intend marrying.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28
NsGyNNgxXes
NSXN9NNoSs

The highest point of woman's han
piness is reached only through moth
erhood, in the clasping of her child
within her arms. Yet the nother-to-
be is often fearful of natures ordeal
and shrinks from the suffering Incl
dent to its contamination. But for
natures ills and discomforts nature
provides remedies, and in Mothers
Friend is to be found a medicine of
great value to every expectant mother.
1t is an oily emulsion for external
application, composed of ingredients
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ing effect on those portions of the
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ing through which the mother usually
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comfort it affords before, and the help
full restoration to health and strength
1t brings about after baby comes.
Mothers Friend
i Ssa 5s5 . te'f st MNNM0SS
Write for our ON
free book for XRNONNM
expectant moth
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of helpful nature.
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Lorimer is not kicking because the
t Investigation is not thorough enough.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

At an early date the house of lord
council chamber will be for lease.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Some people are such doubling
Thomases that they believe Ty Cobb!
record is a fake.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The fair will come first but tn
Mardi Gras celebration will be looket
after in the meantime.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Well get the navy yard re-opene
as a Christmas present by the ne0
congress.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

The tax assessor can appreciate
what David meant when he said "Al
men are liars"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

Pensacola doesn't boast Of a rainy
season.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-28

A Washington man says that the
Washington monument cannot resist
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
CLERKS WANT HALF.
HOLIDAY A WEEK

City hall clerks want the Satur-
day half holiday continued per-
manently as it has been during
the summer. All the commission
ers are in favor of ii personally.
but IL may not be granted even
at that.
The clerks say they can do the
work and still have the half day
OF.
And Commissioner Petit has
suggested that If this is so then
the question arises whether In
justice to the taxpayers the men
should not be required to work
the usual time and decrease be
made in the force to save on sal
aries.
A half day in the city hall for
the clerks would mean a full day
for about four men for a whole
week. which means an average of
nearly $500 out of the peoples
pockets per month.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
, FIERCE NIGHT ALARM

is the hoarse, startling cough of a
child, suddenly attacked by Group.
often II aroused Lewis Chamblin.
of Manchester, o. CIR. II. No. %.
for their four children were great
ly subject to Group. Sometimes
in severe attacks, "he wrote, I'VE
were afraid they would die, but
since we proved what certain
remedy DR.. Kings New Discovery
is, we have no fear. We rely on
II for Group and for coughs, colds
or any throat or lung trouble"
So do thousands of others. So
may you. Asthma. Hay Fever. La
Grippe, Whooping Cough, Hemor-
rhages fly before it. soc and
$1.00. Trial bottle free. Sold by
Ryner Malstrom Drug Co., Gas
Pacific ave.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
State News

The biennial saengerfest of the
Pacific coast, which was held
here in August. not only cleared
1000, it was announced today.
More than 200 members of the
w. G. r. u. of the state are in
session at the convention here to-
day.
There will still be two distinct
commercial bodies in Seattle, the
members of the Commercial club
decided last night when, by vote
of 400 to 66, they decided not to
consent to a merger with the re-
organized Chamber of Commerce.
In mud despatched motor
car in which he is making a 3d.
600 mile run, B. o. Tilden arriy-
ed in Seattle yesterday and is now
on his way to Vancouver, b. G.
A Curtiss-Farman biplane. own
ed by the Washington Aeronautic
company. was destroyed by fire
early today, the loss on the ma
chine and the hangar where it was
quartered being $1,000.
With her hold packed tight with
raw silks, tea and other Oriental
products, the Nippon Yusen Kaisha
liner Kamakaru Maru will land in
Seattle tonight from Toxic. Her
cargo is valued at $1,G00,000.
A total of 10,632,840 quarts of
Strawberries were produced by
market growers in this state In
1911, according to figures made
public by the state fruit inspector
today at Olympia.
The Hiram battery is now
working and putting water up on
Grandview hill at Sunnyside to
water 200 acres. 1t takes 10 gal
Ions of water in the ram to put
one gallon on the hill.
The Pacific Fruit Package COM
pany at Raymond has increased its
capacity by adding 40 machines
and will run night and day to fill
an order for 25,000,000 boxes.
r. w. Waddell, who killed ].
c. Gales while hunting was exon
Grated by coroner's jury at Gen.
tralia.
Kasumer Kjnnisk, a trusty at
Walla Walla, sent from Clarke
county for burglary, while cutting
corn yesterday escaped.
A. J. Elki<s of Napavine is in
Jail for trying to commit suicide
over family troubles.
The capitol commission will sell
5000 acres of state land near
Mansfield, Nelson and Leahy Octo-
Der 2S.
A special election will be held
at Bremerton December to de-
termine whether the city of
Charleston shall be merged with
the Bremerton municipal govern
ment. The people of both towns
will vote on the question.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
IMPROVEMENT LEAGUE
APPROVES ORDINANCE

The Central Improvement
league last night discussed the
new weights and measures ordi-
nance that has been incubating.
1t was discovered certain mer-
chants are opposed to some pro-
visions requiring the registra-
ton of weight on loaves of bread
and net weight of contents of
sealed packages, etc.
AS soon as the club found this
opposition it smelled a mouse or
rat or some other animal with
incendiary tendencies and the
provisions were strongly APP
proved.
The club sent an invitation to
ComVlissioner Petit to come and
explain what he wants in an au-
tomobile ordinance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
TAFT NOW IN
HIS ELEMENT
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
TOPEKA. Kas., Sept. ~
President Taft entered the "regu-
lar'S. district of Kansas today. the
home of Senator Curtis. The in
sargents claim that Senator Bris-
tow declared war in his Hutchin-
son speech when he said: THE
insurgents will go on seeking
right in their own way, which
isn't the Taft way"
Senator Curtis and Governor
Stubs are with the president to-
day, each frankly flirting for
Taft's support in the race for the
senatorship. They breakfasted
with him at the Topeka Country
club this morning. This made the
sixth Country club breakfast that
the president has had in Kansas.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
Ends Catarrh
No Stomach Dosing, Crown Drug
Co. Guarantees HyOnei, the
Old Reliable Remedy,

Ola Reliable Remedy.
You can get rid of hawking,
splitting, snuMles, discharge of
mucus and foul breath if you will
only try.
You can get complete HYO-
MEL pronounce it High-o-me)
outfit for $100 with a guarantee
that if it does not end the misery
of catarrh you can have your
money back.
Catarrh is caused by germs, and
the only way to kill these germs
and forever Danish catarrh is to
breathe HYOMEI an antiseptic
vaporized air that hundreds of
thousands have used with wonder
full success. Bear in mind that
there is no cocaine or other habit
forming drug in HYOMEI; it is
made of pure Australian Eucalyp-
tus and other antiseptics.
For catarrh, asthma, catarrhal
deafness, colds, Group and coughs
HYOMEI has no equal.
If you already own a HYOMEI
inhaler you can get bottle of
HYOMEI for only SO cents at the
Crown Drug Co., and druggists ev-
erywhere.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27

The biennial saengerfest of the
Pacific coast, which was held
here in August, not only cleared
expenses, but showed a profit of
$4,000, it was announced today.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
Tuesday, Sept. &c, 1911.
No Stairway
forELeUenth
Street

There will be no stairways stuck
on the outside of buildings in the
business section of the city to OBJ
struct the streets if Freeland and
Petit can prevent it. w. II.
Opie & Co. sent a petition in, ask
ing to be allowed to put a stair
way on the street at 18th and
Commerce.
Weeks wanted to grant it. En-
gineer Manly protested that the
sidewalk was not wide enough
now. Weeks didn't care. Petit
and Freeland did, however, and
there will be no stairway there.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27

More than 200 members of the
w. G. T. u. of the state are in
session at the convention here to-
day.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27

SEATTLE - One month ago
Seattle began the free collection
of garbage and Judging from the
cost OF this first months work, the
garbage collection will cost $780,
GOO a year, II is reported today.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27

WAYCROSS, GAG. r. Rad
ford, AN express messenger, is in
Jail for tearing up money. He
tore up $50 81 bills and scattered
the pieces about the floor OF his
car. He is said to have protested
against being compelled to work
on account of his condition.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27

BERKELEY, CaI.-FIea poisons
are under experimentation by sci
entists at the university here un-
der the direction of Prof. C. w.
Woodwonh. The fleas wade about
carelessly in many of the milder
poisons.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
TO BRING BIG LOAD {
cry United Press Leased Wire. ),

Try United Press Leased Wire. }
SEATTLE, Sept. 27.-When
the steamship Minnesota sails for
the Orient on Dec. Is every inch
of space In the monster hold will
be occupied by grain. For the
first time since this 2S,000-ton
vessel went into service on the
run to the Orient. all OF her space
has been contracted for.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-09-27
7 hieves Gel
Jeuelry

Thieves broke into the jewelry
store of Herman Stusser last night
about IL O'Clock, smashing the
front window and making away
with valuables amounting TO
$3.50.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-10-05
Papor Towels,

There Is now on the market n paper
towel, and for II many advantages
are claimed. The paper towel is made
OF tough, soft, absorbent crepe tbs.
sue paper made up In long strips
which are rolled. For use paper tow.
els are carried on IL roller fixture. The
long, rolled Strip is cross perforatc cd
Mt regular intervals, giving to each
roll sections about a foot in width
by foot and half long. Anyone
wanting towel has simply to tear
one on.
- A paper towel can. OF course, BIO
used but once, but II Is not expensive.
II is designed to provide n sanitary
towel for hotels and clubs. for schools
and various institutions. for railroad
stations. public buildings. stores and
factories. and for domestic use--a
clean towel for every one Mt every
wash.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-10-05
Nothing for Notliinn.

II WAS said BY ali The rcighboTs OF
MIR. Quinchley that hr had never been
known To Si"c away anything in his
life He either sold Il. or demanded
something in exchange. On one oc-
casiom he was making long journey.
The seat directly In front OF him was
occupied by man who had been
coughing and snecHing at frequent In
tervals Tor more than an hour. At
last Mr.. Squinchley leaned forward
and spoke to him.
THAT'S pretty bad cold you seem
to have" he said.
worst one | ever had I'm my life"
who eHcd tho other.
We'll. | know of a simple and harm.
less remedy. absolutely sure. that Will
cure It inside Of two days.
Some patent nostrum?"
mo: you can make II up at home"
81 shall be very grateful II you will
tell me what II u.s."
"l'll do II. sir" said Mr. Squinchley,
narrowing his Cyelids. III you'll tell
me what'l drive away these warts I've
got on my left hand. YOUTHS Com
panion.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-10-05
SHE KNEW VIReINlA's LAWS
How Maiden Lady Of the Old DomIn-
Ion, Saved Her Lawn From the
Road Builders.

II women ever come to sit on the
bench in old Virginia, there's a mai
den lady living on her ancestral acres
just across the Potomac from Wash
ington who can qualify for the job.
= Recently a realty company bought
tract OF land the other side Of her
property and plated 1t into suburban
lots. Desiring ready access to the
capital. they instituted proceedings to
run public road through the old
lady's land; worse. as she learned.
the projected road would cut right
through the prettiest part of her trim
lawn, dear with its memories Of her
childhood.
She consulted her lawyer. only to
be told there was no help for IT.,
since private property may, under the
law, be condemned for tublic use, no
matter how unwilling an indignant
owner may be
Far from rcsigning herself to the
ruthless inroaG on her cherished lawn.
the old lady buried herself in the
musty law Library handed down from
an ancient ancestor. once a prominent
Judge in the Old Dominion.
When some days later n party of
surveyors appeared with stakes and
chains to lay out the line of road. they
found the owner, spade in hand. just
setting out the last Of n phalanx Of
young apple trees ,Gquarely in front
OF the lawn and right In the line OF
the proposed highway
IF you Set foot inside this orchard"
she said dcfiantly to the astonished
surveyors, "Tll have you all thrown
out and then arrested for trespass."
With that she called up half n dozen
frusty young cOuntrymen waiting be.
hind the barn for the summons
What does all this mcan?" asked
the leader Of the surveying party. in
whose contract there had been no
mention of fighting. I'VE are survey.
Ing for n public road and can go any.
where"
"Anywhcrc-rXC"?t through an or.
chardi" exclaimed the old lady. pull.
Ing musty vOluEe from under her
apron. ITS been the law In Virginia
since the days Of Patrick Henry that
you can't run even public road
through an orchard. so you stay QUIT"
The old lady had dug up an ancien,
law unknown To modern attorneys.
confonnded her opponents and saved
her lawn
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-10-05
Where Scars Are Priced,

The natives OF some OF the islands
OF tn" Pacific are always glad to see
the doctor on his periodical visits. At
Kaiser Wilheljn's harbor the German
government has stationed DIR. Heise.
gang MS medical officer. lilo is a busy
man. Natives by the dozen come to
him, not to be treated for illness. but
to get the benefit OF his professional
opinion on how to scar themselves ar.
tistically.
The natives are very fond OF scars.
and nearly all OF them are covered
with specimens which have resulted
from sclfinficted wounds which were
Kept open by frequent scratching or
by the introduction OF foreign sub.
stances like sand. bamboo. shells and
so forth. The excrescence which re.
suits from the average vaccination Is
scratched OF at the proper time. and
the resulting large scar is very dear
to the native.
\ young islander Chose face and
body are n mass OF cuts. bruises and
scars is considered the catch OF the
season by the dusky bellies
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-10-05
NOTICE TO PARENTS

In accordance with resolution
adopted September 18th, by the
BOARD of Trustees of Elko School
District, no receiving class will
be started next Febu'sry s(has
been the custom for the past Two
years but any child who will be six
years old by January l. 1912 will
be taken into the present receiving
class until Monday, Oct. End.
After that date no child will be
taken until September 1912.
This resolution applies to be-
ginners only.
P. G. McWhinrey
BY order Of Board of Trustees.