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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
summonsd as WItnss.es.

Whenever Rev. Solon Jefferson
called on Aunt Candace 1t was her
custom to set plate Of gingerbread
before him and then ply him with
what she called "'ligious spoundin's.' q
''Wha' TO does de Lawd send cpl.
denies into de land?" she asked him
one day.
When folks get SO bad dey must be
removed. some of 'em. Sist Candace.
den de Lawd permits de coming OBJ an
epidemic" said Mr.. Jefferson, and took
. large bite Of gingerbread.
"Uh-h!" said Aunt Candace. "E1
dat's 20. how come de good people
gets removed along wid de bad ones?"
"De good ones are summonsed TO
Witnesses" said Rev. solon, fortified
in spirit and clarified in mind by the
gingerbread. although slightly embar.
rassed in his utterance. De Lawd
gibs every man . fair trial."-Youth'a 4
Companion.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Appetite Not . Necessity.

DR.. John r. Murlin of New York, AZ,
sistant professor Of physiology At I'll
Cornell university medical college, in
an article in the October number OF
the Journal Of the Outdoor Lite, com.
pares the food We eat to the fuel used
in furnishing steam and power for an
engine. In selecting our food he says
that We should eat enough to furnish
energy for the days work. but that
much more than this is not needed.
He holds that the appetite is not ne
cessity for good digestion. There Is
no fallacy of nutrition" he says,
greater than that which supposes that
. food cannot be digested and utilized
without appetite" Most of the food
we eat fully four-fifths. goes to supply
energy for our everyday tasks, while
less than one-flfth goes to supply
building material
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Easy to Understand.

When Senator John E. Hessin and
daughter OF Manhattan were doing
Europe and Asia last summer. says the
Kansas City Journal. they took mo-
tor boat ride on the Sea OF Galilee.
In the party was New York minis
ter. When the party had finished the
ride the minister asked the boat man
the amount Of the bill The boatman
told him. It was eXhorbitant.
Il can readily understand why
Christ walked on the water here" said
the minister.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
n They All knaw.

A woman speaker told New York
90 flirting around and don't get any
suffrage meeting that I'VE women
haven't concentration. Our minds Just
90 flirting around and don't get any
where" Considering which. IL It not
superhuous for mere man to muss
about in women's affairs when they
know themselves so well?-St. Louis
Post-Nspatch
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Silly Came.

A city cousin had been staying At
the farm for two weeks. resting up for
the winters round OF pleasure. One
evening after supper she suggested to
her country cousin that they get up .
bridge party some evening
MY sakes. Arabella," was the hor-
rihed reply. They aint no bridge
nearer than four mile, and that ones
awful nckety. This time Of the year.
you'd all have penumonia. For crazy
new-fangled idees. give me you city
folks!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Different,

Benevolent l.ady-Little Boy, will
You give this temperance tract to
your father?
trchin-Me dad don't drink now,
Teddy.
Benevolent l.ady-Oh, how good.
Did he read the last tract gave him?
urchin-No. Teddy. He's training
for a prize fight.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
90 you nEED A KIDNEY
REMEDY2

commended for everything. but IL you
have kidney. liver or bladder trouble, It
will be found just the remedy you need.
cause its mild and Immediate effect 10
soon realized 1t is a gentle healing her
bal compounds physicians prescription
which has proved its great curative value
cases.
All druggists in Soc and Sl.00 sizes.
You may have a sample bottle Of this
also pamphlet telling all about II.
Address DR.. kilmer Co.. BinghA0-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
His View.

Willis-Do you think man should
be allowed TO hold the highest honor
IN the United States more than four
years?
Gillis-Sure thing! l say, II man
can top the league in batting for ten
or even fifteen years, let him stay in
the game for the good Of the sport
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Test Of Real Greatnees.

Test Of Real Greatness.
Columbus had made the egg stand
on end.
But could you unscramble it," Do.
manded the mortified courtiers.
Which merely accentuates the great
truth that nobody is springing any
real puzzles nowadays.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
oistsmper

In all its forms among all ages Of horsss
and dogs, cured and Others in the same
stable prevented from having the disease
with Spohn's Distemper Cure. Every
bottle guaranteed. Over 10000 bottles
sold last year. $50 and Sl.00. Good drug
gists. or send to manufacturer. Agents
wanted. Write for free book. Spohn
Med. Co.. Spec. Contagious Dissasea
Goshen, Ind.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
HOMESEEkERS excuR SION
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.
INC 1914

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail-
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
20 days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates, etc, call on your nearest Colo
rado and Southern agent or address T.
2. Fisher, General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Accounted For,

Were you seasick crossing the
ocean, Pat?"
"Oi was turrible sick comm over.
but Diyer a Qualm did OF hov goin'
back"
Really. How do you account for
that?"
Sure and OF nivver wint back. yurs
honor"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Just for Today.

The women whose fads and whose
fashions today
Inspire us to anger or sorrow
No more need occasion despair and
dismay-
They'll all be old fashioned tomorrow.
Judge.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Siqht Unseen,

Suitor-"I would like to see the pho
tograph of the lady with the $4,000
dowry.''
Matrimonial Agent-"We don't show
photos with the large dowries
Wasp.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Before and After,

Why is it that it pleases married
woman to be called Miss" and makes
single woman mad to be called
'Mrs.?' What do the girls want
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
One Of the Family.

you are looking thoughtful"
Yes; Miss Wombat told me so
many family secrets on the pier last
night that feel I'll have to propose
or he considered utterly heartless"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Mooniioht Episode,

They sat in silence on the beach:
she was somewhat ancient peach.
She shut her eyes, this ancient miss,
expecting him to steal a kiss. But
his was unheroic clay, and so he
merely stole away.-Washington Star.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
He Knew.

IT'S the first $1,000 that's hard to
get" explained the eminent million
aire.
Il know that" responded the mere
man. 1--WE been trying to accumulate
1t for the past 40 years."-Louisville
Courier-Journal
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Before and After,

Stella-When you are engaged you
tell him that he must economize.
Bella-And after you are married he
tells you that you must.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
The Common Lot.

When are you going on your vaca-
tion?"
II don't know. I've got to wait un-
til the neighbors get through using
my suit case"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
In After Year,.

Il suppose you stole an occasional
watermelon as a boy"
"Yes: and wish had stolen more.
Look what the grocer soaked me COO
TOR Just now"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
unkatISfied.

"Jonesby says he is going to get
damages for that assault on him"
Good heavens Does he want any
more than he got?"-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Subjective.

II see somebody has invented .
'noiseless' soup spoon. In what way
is 1t noiseless?"
why. madam. it's constructed In
such manner that-er-you don't
make q noise when you're using It,"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
New Trouble.

How crooked your fingers are!"
True"
"Baseball?"
No, automobile door,"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Fore I!

Jones-Do you think the horse will
survive the automobile?
Brown-Not II it gets in its way
October Woman's Home Companion.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
A Profitable Investment,

Beggar (who has just received &
cents)-"Thank you. sir: heaven viii
reward you fifty-fold."
Giver-"f I felt sure Of that. my
friend, I'd give you a dollar"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Not for Him,

Farmer Hayseed Cn the xaty)-l
want to find an eatin' house.
Accosted Pedestrian-Are you look.
ing for any particular place?
Farmer H-Wall. not too burned
p'tickler.-Boston Transcript.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Saving Monye.

Hubby, want dollar to buy that
new novel,"
"Aw, what's the use Of spending
money that way? Drop around to the
book store and read chapter every
day"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
A Failure.

Has he had a successful career"
mo. He doesn't owe anybody any
money."-Chicago Record-H Herald.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Retationshjo.

Facetious Conductor-Young wom-
an. is this your sister!
Prim Little Miss with large doll)-
No. sir: she's my adopted daughter.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Mrs.. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces inhamma.
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Talk Is cheap. Give us the silen
lady on the silver dollar every time.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
- candy.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

%ss&&z
Oats make an excellent ration for
laying hens.
Late in the fall is q good time to
hatch spring chicks In some sections.
Shorts are more economical feed
for sows and growing pigs than corn.
The deepest mudhole and steepest
hill measure the real distance to mar
ket.
Turkeys will soon become weak and
subject to disease where inbreeding is
practiced.
Where there is plenty Of skimmed
milk, beef scraps for hens need not
be bought.
When the hogs fail to gain at least
. pound a day 1t is time to say good
BY to them.
Get your cows started right for the
coming cold weather and they will do
we'll all winter.
Build = warm. dry and otherwise
comfortable room for the calves for
the cold weather.
When selecting COW for the dairy
look and see II the eye Of the ami
NAL is large and full.
This ID the time Of the year when
dairy cattle require better care and
more liberal feeding.
To thoroughly clean milk utensils
they FIRST should be rinsed with cold
watsr. to remove all particles Of
milk.
The successful feeding Of lambs de-
pends largely on their being offered
great variety of food while in the
yards.
Peach trees can be planted any
time between last and first frost; the
earlier in the winter they are planted
the better.
Keep all the rotten fruit well
cleaned up around the orchard, as
these constitute the winter quarters
Of numerous orchard pests.
II all Of the garden space is to
grow profitable crops, no large trees
must stand closer than thirty to fifty
feet from the garden fence.
The calf that is expected to develop
into strong and profitable COW
should be given all the chance posi-
BILE during it's early period Of growth.
The best results are usually obtain
ed from the work that is systematized
and most carefully planned. This is
not always the hardest work on the
farm
The best way to stop a hog from
eating chickens is to put 1t on the
market as soon as possible, since it
will soon lead other hogs into the bad
habit
The best milking pail is the one so
constructed that 1t will reduce to a
minimum the amount OF dirt falling
into the milk during the process of
milking.
An old horseman says that the chief
cause Of collie in horses, or the cause
OF the largest per cent. Of these cases,
Is brought through long abstinence
from water.
Do not neglect to secure good
supply of fine dust for the fowls dur
ing the coming winter. while the
ground is yet dry and there is dust
In the road.
There is much difference in the in.
dividuality of cows and their powers
to produce milk as there is in men
and their powers to perform certain
kinds of work.
The profit in COW comes from the
extra amount Of milk she will yield
over what she ordinarily gives on
common pasture or the coarse feeds
usually given her.
The poultry raiser who notes his
flock carefully. taking into account
what they are doing, and capable OF
doing. ought TO know more how to
feed and what to feed. than anyone
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundress
happy, makes clothes whittier than snow
All good grocers
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
shipwreck Up TO Date,

Captain. is there much danger?"
Not a particle. A moving picture
outfit will soon be along and rescue
Us after they have taken few films"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

1t takes bachelor to think that he
understands women
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Sometimes a man who fatters gets
even with a girl who flirts.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09
Definition Of Velocity,

Teacher-What is velocity. Johnny?
Johnny-Velocity is what 4 char
let's go of a wasp with.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

BON l. INK I!.a psaisE @ IN all kinds of MER-
ioF mailed free Cor. 18th & Blake Denver
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Turkeys will soon become weak an
subject to disease where inbreeding
practiced.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

The deepest mudhole and steepei
hill measure the real distance to ma
ket.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Late in the fall is q good time to
hatch spring chicks In some sections.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Oats make an excellent ration for
laying hens.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Where there is plenty Of skinned
milk, beef scraps for hens need not
be bought
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-11-09

Shorts are more economical fe,
for sows and growing pigs than cor
Imperial Valley press., 1911-12-19
.Gnunty Arms Antrh
BRAWLEY

The Potter building on Sixth street
viii be completed within few days
This will ada 100 feet of frontage TO
Brawleys business district. The build
ing has an arcade extending over the
sidewalk space and has modern fix
lures in its equipment. 1t will be oc-
cupied by the Potter Implement Com
pany, the Imperial Valley Harness
Company, the Wells-Fargo Express
Company and Dfs. Lindsey and Nor
gan.
The Brawley Masonic Lodge will
hold it's public installation of officers
in Masonic Hall tonight. The families
of Masons will be present and it is
expected that visitors from other
lodges in the valley will participate.
Brawley postoffice is to have pos
tai savings bank installed on January
6. This will be the third postal saw
ings bank in Imperial Valley.
r. H. Wells. sometimes known as
r H. Watson. has pleaded guilty be-
fore Justice Whelan to illicit selling
of intoxicating liquors. Justice Whe-
Ian sentenced him TO pay $50 fine
and serve so days in the county Jail
but suspended sentence during his
good behavior.
A. W. Apologize has purchased a
residence lot on c street, west OF the
plaza, and will hold it as an invest
ment.
Prof. T. C. Knowles of the Univer-
sity OF Southern California, addressed
the students of the Brawley Union
High School last Wednesday upon the
topic of Genus Homo Americanus.'
Imperial Valley press., 1911-12-19

ris. Sr.. and Lloyd Cardiff; committee
on decorations. Mrs. T. NJ McFadden,
Mrs. Richard Vaughn, Miss Olive Guth-
rie, Mrs. Park Helm. Mrs. Lloyd Rus
sell. Miss Williams. Mrs. l.. NJ. SYM
mes. Lloyd Cardiff, John Harman, John
Parton; Santa Claus committee, d. T
Rolston. c. IS Ralphs and P. J. Ross
Miss Barry Edison gave her many
friends a handsome spread on the oc
casion of her thirteenth birthday Miss
Edison received very nice and useful
presents and will long remember this
enjoyable occasion.
The social dance given by Mr.. and
Mrs. 7. r. Jakeway last Saturday ev-
ening was we'll patronized and as usual
~tiptop time was enjoyed by those
in attendance. A good lap supper fol-
lowed the dance.
Falling leaves are a reminder that
winter is here Our day time is most
beautiful warm weather, and our
nights are exceedingly cool and re-
freshing. Imperial Valley weather is
not equaled in any other part of South
ern California.
Capt Lewis l.. Symnes is busy this
week with his four-hOrse team seeding
alfalfa land to oats, barley and wheat
Co., hoEa15hr
A great many of our Mesquite Lake
sports went down to Ell Centro last
Saturday to howl for the Imperial boys
during the basket ball game. After
all their bowling FL Centro did the I'M
peral boys up badly. Now the Ell Cen
tro boys will have to do some harder
work next time, as Imperial has decid-
ed not to let the game stand as ii
now stands, and the Mesquite lads are
not in the least discouraged with the
results Of last Saturday.
Imperial Valley press., 1911-12-19
pALO VERDE VALLEY

The Palo Verde Valley Development
Compan+ las week shipped twenty
nine bales of cotton TO the Oakland
cotton mills. The bales averaged 575
pounds. The largest bale ginned at
Blythe weighed 729 pounds.
Palo Verde cotton has turned out
better than was generally anticipat-
ed. So far this season 129 bales OF cot
ton have been ginned al Blythe and il
is. estimated that there are yet '14C
bales to be ginned in this seasons Pa
10 Verde Valley crop.
Dr. E. A. Montgomery of Riverside
Imperial Valley press., 1911-12-19

has been spending some time in the
Palo Verde Valley, looking after his
interests here.
Instruments for the Blythe Musical
Club arrived this week and regular re-
hearsals will begin at once.
Pupils of the Blythe public school
have been suffering from an epidemic
of chicken poX.
A son has been born to Mr.. and Mrs
Dewey Hall, who are now in Los An
geles.
Two Christmas barbecues will be
given in the Palo Verde Valley, one
. The and one at Neinghbors.
Harry Nottingham has completed a
cottage on his claim south of Neigh
bors.
Henry NJ. r. Rodman and family
will leave Palo Verde Valley soon for
the Philippine Islands Mr.. Rodman
has leased his ranch here to w. A.
Henley
Numerous pieces of land in this val
ley are being leased for the ensuing
year for cotton crops.
Settlers in the Neighbors district
the planning on the installation of a
number of windmins for raising the
-~eruow for irrigation purposes. They
believe this system of irrigation can
be installed at less than the price OF
water stock.
At>the annual meeting of the Blythe
Chamber of Commerce the following
officers were elected for the ensuing
year: President, Ed F. Williams vice
president, P. d. Mcintyre; secretary
and treasurer, c.. B. Reynolds; direc,
tors, Henry C. Downs, G. w Kelsey,
NJ Salano, R. E. Hopkins, George
Moore. Herman Neipp and J. o. Phil
lips
Imperial Valley press., 1911-12-19
MESQUITE LAKE

On Friday night. December p. the
Christmas tree and entertainment is
to take place in the old Mesquite Lake
school house. Exercises are scheduled
TO begin at 7:30 pm. A good program
has been arranged. And the following
committees have been appointed:
Purchase and subscription, Ira j. Har-
ris, Mrs. l. J. Harris, T. NJ McFad-
den and Mrs Alice z. McFadden, and
D. W. Tyler; tree committee, Mr.. Har-
Imperial Valley press., 1911-12-19
ANNUAL MEETING

Dec. IIth, IyTI.
To the Stockholders of the Ell Centre
National Bank:
Sirs.-You are hereby notified that
the regular annual meeting of the
stockholders of the Ell Centre National
Bank will be held at it's banking house
in the city of Ell Centro, for the pur-
pose of electing directors. on January
10th, 1912, between the hours of 10
am. and pm.
Jan. 9 F. B. FULLER. Pres
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-09-26
RAILROADS WILL
SPEND MILLION
MILLION DOLLARS TO BE SPENT
By q. a o.
Pennsylvania Also Making Improve
ments-lookins for Relies OF
French Esplorers-

improvements that are being made
and are 10 be made on the trunk lines
that touch this city during the next
year win amount 20 more than a
million dollars and will make Wheel
Ing one Of the greatest railroad cen
tiers OF any city it's size in ihe coun-
try. Already the Pennsylvania has
started their improvements. and the
Baltimore and Ohio. II Is announced.
will start work on their Improvements
within a short time.
During the recent visit 70 this city
OF Baltimore & Ohio officials. 4 care
full survey OF the lines in the Wheel
ing district was made and plans con.
sidered to start work on the proposed
improvements AT once. Jus. when
this work will be started cannot be
determined by local officials OF the
road but Indications are that the work
will be started very shortly. The b.
q q. intends building an additional
line from Fairmont 10 this city TO re-
lieve the congestion in this section
caused by the heavy coal shipments
TO the lakes. A terminal is also under
consideration and will probably be
built in the local yards
Work Is progressing very rapidly on
the Improvements that are finder way
in this city along the Pennsylvania
lines. new bridge is being CON
etructed across Wheeling creek. the
freight house extended and numerous
other improvements being made. The
company is now working on its bridge
at point where it is thought the
French explorers that came here in
1749 buried their lead plates. claim
ing possession of the territory in This
vicinity. The workmen who are dig
ging the holes are keeping careful
lookout in an effort TO find these his
toric old relics which are now more
than a century and a half old.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-09-26
FORTUNE HUNTER"
Opens Engagement Tonight at the
Court Theater With
Special Cast.

In the recollection OF The Fortune
Hunter. which comes 70 the Court
Theater September %. % and 2S.
one is reminded that Winchell Smith
has placed In the dialogue a great
deal OF good. sound philosophy. For
instance. when Nat Duncan has re-
fused 10 carry out the scheme when
success IL in sight. he says TO his
chum, Kellogg. Il had everything
when ! was at college, youth. health
and all the money ! wanted. and lots
OF friends. and | thought was a
pretty lucky chap; but | know how
you can beat that kind Of happiness
10 death. He pauses and then con-
tinues. imprtssively, Harry. the real
way 70 be happy Is to work. ana have
your work amount TO something, and
10 have someone who believes in YOU
to work for. Gail II what you will.
preaching or mott goes. Just the
same. found that out this year.
There's philosophy for you when you
analyze life"