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Cow on a Tear.

nished rooms" sign and made her way
into the parlor of a fat on the second
story. The astonished occupants of
the apartment fed, and the COW pro-
ceeded to wreck all the furniture in
the place. She could not be forced to
walk down stairs, but had to be tied
and slid down on a board. Her merry
freak cost her owner $97.
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Anything that can be studied at all
can be studied scientifically, and there
Is no reason for trying to take 1t up IN
any other way. The moral onduc
of men and the ideals inspiring it
1. e.: religion-should be taken up in
this way.
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Exactly.

Noting that another piece Of valu-
able china has been broken.~Sena
tor Allen asked his housekeeper how
the breakage occurred. and she hast
lily replied:
'Tt fell down and just broke itself"
Merely an automatic brake" quiet
ly commented the senator.
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Answering the Dean,

The man who Thackeray calls the
greatest wit of all time"-Dean Swift
of st. Patrick's cathedral, Dublin
was as ready to take as to make a re-
tort.
why don't you doff your hat to
me?" he asked a small boy who was
coaxing along an obstreperous goat.
81 will" said the lad, eff your honor
will hold the goats horns!" an answer
which delighted the dean.-Youth's
Companion.
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The Supreme Message.

Christ shall be first or not at all
In the lives of men let us live nobler.
try to be better and truer to ourselves
and give our testimony the
opportune time comes.-Rev. c. K
Carpenter, Methodist Episcopal. Gales
burg. III.
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Snakes In Prohibition Maine.

Snakes emptied two saloons in Port.
land of the crowds of customers a few
evenings ago. A nonresident ordered
a box of snakes sent to him from the
south for the purpose Of cleaning out
a vast number of rats from his place.
The snakes were given a chance to
demonstrate their rat killing ability
and the large snake destroyed Is In
a few minutes. The snakes were then
taken to two different saloons and in
q few minutes cleared them of the
crowd.-Kennebec Journal.
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Pleasure In Everything.

II We apply ourselves seriously to
wisdom we shall never i've without
true pleasure, but learn to be pleased
with everything. We shall be pleased
with wealth as far as 1t enables US to
benefit others; with poverty. In not
having much to care for, and with OBJ
security, for being unenvied.
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A Potato Fertilizer Formula.

One that is used by many large
potato growers in the vicinity of New
York city is made up rs follows:
Nitrate of soda, 127 pounds; high
grade dried blood, 440 pounds; acid
phosphate, 1000 pounds; sulphate Of
potash, 400 pounds, and land plaster,
SO pounds. The greatest profit result
ed when these fertilizers were mixed
and applied at the rate of 1000 pounds
per acre in some tests at the new
York Experiment station.
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straininn the MILL

Strain milk at once after milking,
while still warm. If allowed to cool,
the separator is likely to clog, and too
much fat is lost In n skim milk.
and the cold skim milk, when fed to
calves, is likely to cause scours and
Indigestion.
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Religion a Joy.

Religion does not consist in draw
ing a long face and heaving signs as
we pass on the journey of life, but In
brightness and joy, the outcome of a
christian career.-Dr. William Spur
geon. Evangelist, London.
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The Modern Trend

"How is the water in the. bath, Fffi?"
Please, my lady, it turned the baby
fairly blue"
Then don't put Fido in for an hour
or So"
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CAN WASHER AND POLISHER
Brush Arrangement for Cleaning In
terror of MIX Vessels ls Among
Latest of Inventions.

"A brush arrangement for cleaning
the interior Of milk cans is shown in
the illustration. The device is at
tached over a water receptacle in
such position that a certain amount of
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Profitable Apple Culture.

Soil, situation and selection and an
enthusiastic, gritty man make a safe
combination-or trust-for profitable
apple culture.
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for four or i've days
at a time every
month, and so weak
Icould hardly walk.
L cramped and had
backache and head
ache, and was SO
nervous and weak
that L dreaded to
see anyone or have
anyone move in the
o The doctors
gave me medicine to
ease me at those
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Can Cleaner.

water may enter the can after the lat
ter has been pushed into position
yer the bushes. The milk cans may
be whirled by hand around the
brushes, or may be held stationary
while the brushes are rotated.
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why do they call a bell boy in a
hotel .Buttons?'"
Because he's always off when you
need him most, 1 guess"
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THIs WILL INTEREST MOTHERS

Mother Gray,s Sweet Powders for Children, a
Certain relief for Feveris hness, Headache, Bad
Stomach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and destroy Worms. They break up Colds in
"a hours. They are so pleasant to the taste Children
like them. They nsrer fdn. Sold by all Druggists,
Csc. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Ohm
sted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
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Extravaoant

Ada-Cholly Saphedde was in a
brown study the other day, and l Of
fered him a penny for his thoughts.
Edith-You spendthrift! You never
did know the value of money!
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Good Caro- Of Calves.

BY good fed and care or the lack
of 1t, it is easy to make a variation
of 81 to IS or even $40 per head in the
value of the calf the first year.
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Farmers Buying Safes.

1t is reported that more burglar
proof safes have been sold to farmers
n Iowa, Indiana and Illinois during
he past year than in the previous Ave
Years.
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ILLINOIS cow WRECKS FLAT
Animal Makes Her Way Up Flight OF
Stairs and Demoiishes All Fur
nlture In ParIor.

While a herd of cattle were being
driven through a town In southern
Illinois, a cow and her calf dashed up
a stairway over which hung a fur
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VIM We Lose Choice Gifts.

We fail to secure the choicest gifts
because we do not sincerely desire
them 5nd are not willing to pay the
cost REV. DIR. w. G. Partridge. Bap-
list. Pittsburg.
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CrOWHj =
To remove nicotine from the teeth and
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate perspiration and body
, doors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash Known.
Relieves and strengthens tired, weak,
infamedeyes. Heals sorethroat, wounds
and cuts. 25 and so cts. a box, druggists
or by mail postpaid. Sample Free.
THE PAXTON TOILET Co.,eosroN. Mass.
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Modern Ethics.

Do not kick a man when he is down.
Turn him owe and feel in the other
pocket.-Galveston News.
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Tho Critic.

A critic is a man who on all occa
sions is more attentive to what is
wanted than what is present.-Addi
son.
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Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammar
ton. allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
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If we really wish to be, we can be
wanted in the world.-Roche.
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To save and beautify the
teeth, remove tartar and
prevent decay.
To disinfect the mouth, de-
stroy disease germs, and
purify the breath.
To keep artificial teeth and
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In general, pride is at the bottom
of all the great mistakes.-Curwen.
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Instead of Liquid
Antise saPeroxIde
100000 people last year used
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic

The new toilet germicide powder to be
dissolved in water as needed.
For all toilet and hygienic uses it is
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Prisoners
ST
Hope

SRAEL was returning from
the Babylonian captivity.
The land lay In ruins. The
walled cities and strongholds
had been leveled with the
ground, and there was no
/, for the rafurnin0 aYilRS
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SEVEN
YEARS OF
MISERY
All Relieved by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.

SlkestOn, Mo. -"FOr SeYtn yedIs
suffered everything. 1 was in bed
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
.CAsT-0FFS GET
SWEET REVENGE
Players Released by Joyce Are
Effective in Defeating Mis-
soula League Team.
necial to The Tribune.

Special TO The Tribune.
OGDEN, April 22.-In the first exhibi-
tion game Of the season here this after
noon, Dad Gimlins State league team
defeated the Missoula club of the Union
association by a score of 5 TO 2. Man
ager Joyce would not permit his men
to exert themselves. but Smith. re-
cruit for whom the Missoula manager
could find no use, was also a big fac
tor in the defeat OF the Montana bunch.
"Scrappy Bill" had two OF his pitchers
on the slab during the game and they
were touched up for thirteen safeties.
Conway. released by Manager Cooley OF
Salt Lake and also by Manager Joyce
OF Missoua, was a heavy hitter for the
Ogden team. In three times up he Sc
cured three hits. two OF which were dou-
bles.
The same teams will mix ii tomorrow
afternoon and Joyce will send in two OF
his younger pitchers-Shambeau and
Cook. The score:
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up we'll enough TO suit the Butte fans
the first of the season II will be because
a few knockers in Butte have prevented
me from going ahead with the erection
OF my park and allowing me TO give
the attention TO the nine In the pre-
lmlnary practice that any team needs
"Tbose who have seen the team thus
far picked In action believe We Will be
able 10 develop as fast fielding team
as there is In the league The hitting
ability OF the team is something that
cannot be accurately determined now, as
not enough exhibition games with teams
OF any caliber have been played that
would give a line on the efficiency OF
the team in the sticking department.
have bunch OF fast. strong youngsters
and my infield looks liko stone wall
In the outfleld I have still more young
material, but all have had more than
primer experience in the game. My
pitching staff seems in early season form
right now and most OF the fingers are
able to go the whole route. In the catch
ing department 1 think l have find
In big Hannah, And Nelson win make
good change catcher with little more
experience"
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pitchers In the Union association, as he
has shown In his seven years league
experience that he not only has the arm.
but the baseball head. Bert CARRIER is
another pitcher with considerable minor
league experience. The other three
members OF my pitching squad are
younger men and look like comcrs APP
plegate has shown that he has every
thing and in all my baseball experience
have never seen more promising
youngster.
THE inheld IS somewhat unsettled yot,
but before we leave Salt Lake after the
first series The fans will know that Mis-
Soula has pennant- winning ball club
] will have the team In good condition
and my boys VIII grab majority Of the
games in that opening series In Salt
Lake,
we have been somewhat handicapped
here by the weather and from the fact
that the team was obliged To train on
poor grounds, they being little more than
pasture lots. but plenty OF road work
and the exhibition games today and to-
morrow Will put the club I'm fine condl-
ton for the opening game next Tues
day"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
JOYCE AN OLD STAR.
"Scrappy Bill" Also is Successful Man
aoer; Is Widely Known.


William NJ C"Scrappy Bin'') Joyce.
owner OF the Mssoua club. which opens
the Union league season here with the
Colts Tuesday, is known all over the
country, both as star player and sue
cessful manager He is known as the
man who brought the New York National
league club out of disintegration in 1897
and 1898. He started his baseball ca
reer in the ST. Louis city league as
pitcher. He had long semi-pro ex
perience. but his frst league ball was
played with Fort Worth In the Texas
league during 1888 a third baseman.
The circuit was that year formed by
John j McC1oskey, now manager OF
Butte. In 1889 Joyce was signed by Nc
Houston club In the middle OF that
season he was sold to Toledo OF the In
ternational league. where he played sec
ond and third. The year 1899 found
Joyce with the Brooklyn Nationals. In
1891 he went TO Boston. but in July he
broke leg. In 1892 Joyce went back
TO Brooklyn, but in the same month OF
July he was unfortunate again. sustain
ing another broken leg. The following
year he had dispute with Ward at
Brooklyn and refused 10 report. He was
then traded 10 Washington in 1898. but
that club failed to make good on the SAL
ary arrangement and Joyce refused to
don a uniform. In 1894 Joyce and Wash
lngton came to an understanding and he
was made manager and played third.
That year he batted 1856 and fielded well
up. He remained with Washington un-
III the end OF the year 1896. when he was
transferred to New York. OF which club
was in eleventh place In a twelve club
circuit. Joyce pulled the club to third
place in 1891 In 1898 Joyce's Giants
finished in the same position. The end
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they have the goods and the team work
is all that could be desired.
II think we win have n heavy hitting
outneld, The helders arc getting under
the long ones at the proper time and
place. We have three excellent back
stops. and I believe they will deliver the
goods In great shape,
Until tho season opens 1t will he i'm
possible 10 tell for certainty what the
pitching staff Will do. but the twirlors
have shown up well In the preliminary
work and l believe they will compare
favorably with the artists of any other
team In the association. We may not
capture the bunting. but the manner In
which my men have been working en-
couraSes me 10 think that we have as
good n chance as has any other team in
the circuit. and II we don't all the others
will know that they have been in bat
tle."
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the association a battle royal for the
rag.
II am satisfied with my inheld, which,
some critics say. compares favorably with
that of any other organization In the
league. My outtelders will rank high In
the batting column l think. My twrlers
are young In years. but some OF thom
have seen considerable good. hard ex-
perieuce, In the practice and exhibition
games they have acquitted themselves
In such q manner as To give rise TO
the belief that Helena will not be weak
in the box.
I'm the two weeks that they have been
together my boys have perfected team
work well and In exhibition games easily
outclassed their opponents.
Look out for us. That's all I've got
to say"
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MURRAY BEATS
ZION, ON, s TO 4
Smelter City Lads Earn Right
to Meet 0ccidentals This
Afternoon.
HEUSSER BESTS ANNIS
In PITCHERS BATTLE
Allows Only Six Hits to Adyer-
sary's Fourteen, and Strikes
Out Ten Men.

Murray's State leaguers will meet the
occidentals on Walkers field at a;so
O'clock this afternoon. The smelter city
noon when they defeated Margetts's
State leaguers. to 4, In nerve-racS-
ing contest,
the opposing mound artists and Eieusser
had the better Of the argument. He
struck out ten Salt Lakers and allowed
only six hits. while the smelter boys
struck out only four.
With the score 1 to In favor of Mur-
ray and with two men out, Heusser let
down in the eighth and allowed Salt
Lake to tie the score. After Annis
and Harris mad gone out. the hrst from
Heusser to Kaefer and the second from
tie and while he was taking things easy
Walsh. with two strikes on him. poled
out single and stole second
Passes Big Hicks.
In trying to apply the brakes Heusser
momentarily lost control and gave Hicks
threw a little wild to Kaefer to catch
Hicks. who was taking big lead off
first and Hicks and Walsh were ad-
yanced base each; en- CLARK sa sen, ,,nth on. sn
Herwig retired the side. flying TO Scott
Fortier made a desperate enort 70
score for Murray in the initial session.
polling out single and stealing second
Gum sacrificed him to third, but he
was out trying TO steal home.
In Salt Lakes half of the first period
Harris got a life on Castro's bad throw
OF his grounder and stole second Walsh
singled, scoring Harris. and took second
on the throw-in. Hicks sacrificed Walsh
10 third and when Walsh and Clark
started a squeeze play Fortier threw
through Mann and Walsh came home
Clark struck ont and Herwig went our
Castro TO- kaefer
Murray came back with one nun in
the second. Castro singled. with one
down. and scored when Good raped out
n two aeger Both struck out and Scott
flew TO Harmon.
Castro Gets Two Bagger.
In the sixth Annis planted one square
w between Fortier's ribs, but F'ortier
took too big a lead off first and was
nipped Annis to Clark. Gum singled
through Harris and Herwig mussed
Scott's hot one and Gum went to third
and Scott TO second. Castro rammed
out a two -sacker. scoring both men,
Good flew TO Harmon and Book 10 Hicks.
With one gone In the seventh Heusser
started the trouble that evened the
score He grounded to Clark, but Annis
covered the bag too late and Heusser
went on TO second. A wild pitch put
him on. third, from which he romped
home when Mann poled out a two
sacker
Book and Scott bingled in succession
in the ninth and Mann raped out n
single. after Heusser had famed. SCOT
ing Book with what proved TO he the
winning run. Salt Lake went out In
order in its half OF the ninth
The Box Score.
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|-'one as an, other club in the
NJ 1 think. The inficld aud outneld
#fe well balanced. All are speedy
1hey can hit 10 get on the bases
''y can run some after they get on
'n TWO old men on either extremity
mneid the youngsters in the mid
'-'uid receive all the steadying
IN the outfield at center Will be
~ mead and this ought to help
me younger men in left and in
shey need any steadying.
the peppery coast man, I
van do a lot TO strengthen the
+ ps giving II steadiness. besides
singer into the whole squad by
*ening. Tho addition OF the coast
'"Aes my team look mighty good
~ all don't think better nine
y sot together for The money"
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ment the bell rings, and the game will
never be over until the last man is out.
I'VE shall conduct our games at home
and on the road in the same manner as
contests are conducted In the higher class
leagues, We Will play ball overy minute.
II have selected players whom ] know
will work hard. and every man on the
Great Falls team will possess d thorough
knowledge OF the game and be a fighter
and q sticker.
81 have been in baseball twenty one
years. seventeen as manager. and ! have
won seven pennants and landed in sec
ond place several times. I never yet
have had an unsuccessful year. and
don't believe the goddess OF luck will
desert me now With an even break on
the luck we'll take care OF the rest"
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HONEST JOHN M'oLosKEY.
Special to The Tribune.

BUTTE, April %.
THE Butte base
ball team will be on
hand at the tap OF
the gong, both AT
Boise April % and
when We open In
Butte May 49," said
John McCloskey. dis
cussing the baseball
situation as regards
the Mountmen.
I'VE have an in
side park and we
have a ball team.
The only thing tha;
bothered me was
being so long away
from the squad
training Mt Cald-
we'll. II the Butte
,-, xl-.-, .lx
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CLIFF BLANKENsIIIP.
1--WE are going ont

OWNS ''ie
for the bunting"
declared Cliff Blan-
kenship. captain and
manager Of the Salt
Lake team, "and I
think well get it,.
but II we don't the
other fellows will
know that they have
been In a battle
royal.
Our team looks
we'll b a ] a n C G d.
Youngsters for the
most part comprise
tho pitching staff.
but i don't believe
our corps of hurlers
can be beat in a
minor league. Be-
mind IN. bof ". nra
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
LOCAL WRESTLERS WANT
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS

Several OF Salt Lakes amateur wrest-
lers are eager 10 take part in the ma
tional a. A. L. championships, which are
scheduled for Portland May II and Is.
The boys are finding IL hard to defray all
expenses and are planning to make some
arrangement whereby sufficient funds
Yokel. who has been wording out with the
boys, says that in all probability tho jour
ney to the coast win be made and that
some OF the national championship medals
VIII be brought 10 Salt Lake. Crabbe.
Mortenson. Niblo. Dean and Macke will
probably make the trip.
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May 80 they will go to Butte. They Will
return home to meet Great Falls July I
and go on the road again August 1. re-
turning September . 10 finish the season
at home with Boise.
Throughout the league there will be
double headers every Sunday and Cooley
has decided to make Wednesdays and
Fridays ladies' DAYS. This means that
each lady attending these days will he
admitted TO the grounds free. There Will
be % cent charge for ladies In the
grand stand these days. however,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
REVISED SCHEDULE FOR
INTERCOLLEGIATE BASEBALL

The revised schedule of baseball
games of the intercollegiate league
has finally been arranged to the sat
lsfaction OF all the schools participat-
ing and unless unforeseen difficulties
arise the schedule as arranged VIII
be played as follows;
April 97-B. Y. C. VS.. U, of u. at
April 2s-A, C. U. VS.. U. of u, at
May s-B. Y U. VS. A. C. u, at
Logan.
MAY ls-A. c. U. VS.. U. of u. at
May IA, C u. VS.. B. Y. u, at
May 27-U. of u VS., B. Y. u. at
Provo.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
HIGH SCHOOL HAS EASY
TIME WITH THE 0RIENTALS

The high school baseball team played
the Oriental Young Mems team on The
high school campus yesterday afternoon.
The game was uninteresting and poorly
played, The Orientals were either very
much out of practice or without knowl-
edge of the game. The score at the close
was 20 to in favor OF the high school.
The visitors were unable to hit any of
the high school pitchers. Five pitchers
were used by the high school and three
by the Oricntals. There were four home
runs and an unlimited number OF two
and three baggers. Those securing home
runs werc Laguda, Ward, Olson and Nc
pherSon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
HUGH KELLACKEY.
Special TO The Tribune.

3'I1' aPlil --
II. have kept close
tab on the teams
signed by other
clubs in the Union
association aid
Manager Kellackey
OF the Boise club.
when interviewed by
The Tribune corre-
spondent, "and I am
confident that the
Boise team will
show we'll with the
others.
"f do not believe
the Boise inheld
could be improved
on under the Union
league salary limit.
The men have all
dom nnot rafsd . n m =
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"SCRAPPY" BILL JOYCE.

OGDEN, April 90.
~ have the ut
most confidence In
the players | have
got together TO form
the Mlssoula team
of the Union asso-
citation. and l be-
lleve that my club
viii capture the
pcnnant In the new
league" said Man
ager William Joyce.
" h C N interviewed
regarding the pros
poets of his club
which has been in
training lhere for
the past week. Con-
Iinulng he said;
"In McCanerty /