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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-06-23
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what you girls call dead easy Think
OF being able to make the modish
peasant waist without having to sew
In sleeves Think how very little
material goes into the scant classic
effectsi Think how many odds and
ends OF various materials may be mag
ically draped over one small we'll
fitted waist lining TO simulate that
tnuch- coveted imported effect You
see foreign designers dare anything
knowing that some women will never
take dare and wear their most dar
ing CONNECTION"
BY all means have one up-to-Gate
shopping or business three piece suit.
Make 1t yourself. Do il to-day. 1t
Will enable you TO be suitably dressed
for all errands, promenades, travelling.
marketing. driving or touring. Having
made II. wear IT: don't save IL, it viii
be out of fashion next season. Be
fashionable now.
Have st least one dinner dress q la
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LANDS
GUARDIANSHIP

Especial to The Richmond Virginian.)
WASHINGTON. y. c.. June "a
Representative Saunders, OF Virginia,
has been named rs chairman OF the
subcommittee on permanent appro-
priatfons OF the house appropriations
committee. Chairman Fitzgerald, of
the full committee. announced the
various subcommittee appointments.
In addition to the Craftsmanship Of
the sub committee on permanent APP
preparations. Representative Saunders
also received a place on the sub-com-
mittee on District OF Columbia.
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JOHN Fl. CRANK COUNTY
CHAIRMAN OF LOUISA

Especial to The Richmond virgirIan.)
LOUISA. VA. June 23.--The newly
elected Democratic committee for
Louisa county met at the courthouse
on Saturday. The following mem bers
were preaenf: Zion. Norton Payne;
Waidrop, John Morris: Treytilians. DR..
p. F. May: Bibb's, Squire Daniel:
Bells X Rhoads. A. Q. Wood; vigor.
Leonard Smith: Mineral. DIR. w J.
Coleman: Brian, ]. N. Walker: Gem
terville, r. N. Harris: Frederick's
Hall. ]. II. Crank: Cuckoo. w. A.
jackson; Thompson's x Roads.
Marion Kean: Skeletons Mil. G. F.
Harrison: jackson. G. B. Meredith:
Bumpass. William Eastman; Louisa,
W. G. Bibb.
Mr.John H. Crank. Of Frederick's
Hall. was elected county chairman.
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mode: make the lace yoke adjustable
so it may be left off when you require
an evening gown This will do duty
for any dress occasion.
There has never been season when
the use of bordered materials was so
prevalent as IL Ia to-day. In the first
illustration is offered a splendid OPP
portunity for effective development of
this design In lavender and white Dor
dered lawn with a yoke OF fllet net.
There Is no more popular frock
than that known as the princess, OF
which q very attractive version Is
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-06-23

NEW YORK. June 2S.--We hear
much In America about the self made
man. Now everybody knows that
''fhe tailor makes the man. and by
the same token, the woman who il
clever enough to make her own stylish
gowns may surely be called the self
made woman.
On the principle that fine feathers
make fine birds, the tailor made maid
ard the correctly gowned woman will
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-06-23
INSURANCE AGENTS IN
ANNUAL CONVENTION

Especial to The Richmond virginian.)
NORFOLK. VA, Juno 2a.--Ths,
Virginia Association OF Local Fire
Insurance Agents met In annual con-
vontion 1t Cape Henry Thursday with
upwards OF rs fire Insurance agents
from all parts Of the State in attend
ance.
Coleman Workman. Of Richmond.
LED disepssioh pn Agency 0ualin-
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-06-23
VIRCINlAN'S DAILY PATTERN
CHlLD'S BOX COAT

The box coat gives loose. COM
Portable garment. and the large coll
lar at the neck 10 highly ornamental.
The sleeves have little fullness at
the shoulder and are finished with. a
pretty turnback cum. The closing 10
low and the coat Is fastened by three
large buttons.
Fabrics such an serge. cheviot and
tweed are appropriate. and also pom
gee silk. linen and satin.
The pattern. 6.4S2, In cut In sizes
to ~ years Medium size requires
Ia yards Of 36-inch material. or
LIS yards OF E0-inch.
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ONAECOCk, VA, June 23-The
shipment of Irish potatoes from the
Eastern Shore began last week in
lower Northampton. From Bay View
to tho Point. local rains were a great
advantage, and the crop In that sec
ton ts superior to any other part OF
the Peninsula. In Accomac a few
farmers began digging yesterday. but
the small yield soon made them stop.
A moderate rain throughout the coun-
~ Monday night will materially help
the crop. but II cannot now under
any conditions be moro than half Of
the ordinary yield.
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On the Peninsula,

Especial to The Richmond Virgfnian.)
GRAFTON. VA, June 23.--The
fine prices Irish potatoes are bring
ing In market at the present time has
made our truckers quite busy in ship
ping the seasons crop of late, but
the average yield owing to the dry
weather of May Is short. Still quite
number are making money, with
the result that there are many smil-
ing faces In our midst and brighter
prospects for the future are looming
UP for folks In the lower part Of this
peninsula.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-06-23

sumption, Blood, Kidney, Bladder, Piles
in any form, Vertigo, Quinsy, Sore Throat,
Lung Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Constipa-
ton. Rheumatism in any form, Pains
and Aches OF all kinds, Colds, Bronchial
Troubles, Sores, Skin Diseases, all Itching
sensations, La Grippe or Pneumonia,
Ulcer, Carbuncles, Boils, Cancer in the
worst form without the use Of knife or
instruments, Eczema, Pimples on face
and body, Diabetes Of Kidneys or Bright's
Disease Of the Kidneys. My medicines
cure any disease, no matter OF what
nature.
Medicines cant anywhere. For full
particulars send, write or cali in person on
L. ]. HAYDEN,
30 West Broad Street. Richmond, Va
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cations" and a special committee was
appointed on this subject. Others to
participate in this discussion were L..
r. Warren, Archibald n. Harris and
Milton ]. Strause, Of Richmond.
Thomas G. Burch. of Martinsville.
WILL be the new president for the en-
suing year.
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DO YOU LOVE
n HEALTH?

If 50, call and see
l.. J. Hayden, manu-
facturer Of P u r e
Herb Medicines, go
West Broad Street.
My medicines euro
the following dis
eases or no charge;
Heart DiseAae nn-
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

DR.. r. l., Smith returned from
his trip to Arkansas Monday. He
visited with his sons at Omaha on
the ay back and was accompanied
home by his grandson, Richard.
The lad has been i'll recently and
will spend the summer out here for
his health.
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George II. Farrell and wife anG
Arthur Parsons and family, of Oar,
lington, Wis. have been in the city
this week visiting Mr. F~arrell's aunt,
Mrs VIM. Tamblyn, and family
They made the II p out from Wis.
consin by automobile.
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Miss Ruth Beebe, of BridgwateS,
has been spending the week with
her aunt, Mrs j. E. Bard, and fam.
lily. She accompanied Mrs Bard
home from Bridgewater last week.
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Mr. and Mrs Frank Crabtree left
Monday for Minneapolis. where
they expect to locate. Frank re-
ports that he will engage in the real
estate business.
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DR.. S. r. Wallis and family are
enjoying a weeks outing. camping
in the grove at st. Lawrence and
attending the camp meeting in ses-
sion there
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

The Rec Heights baseball nine
came down to Miller Tuesday for a
game with the Miller youngsters.
The score was 8 to 4 in favor of Rec
Heights
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Mrs Frances Connors returned to
her home at Monticello, Iowa, Mon
day after a pleasant visit with her
sister-in-law, Mrs NJ. F. Catalan.
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Alex and Peter Olson were up
Friday from Como, the extreme
southwest corner of the county.
They report good corn prospects.
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A. B. Sheldon left for lroquois
last evening called there by the i'll
ness Of his father. -HurOnite.
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For Sale or Trade-My blacksmith
business here, including stock and
tools. A bargain if taken at once.
r., J. ,JeWett.
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THURSDAY, JULY 20. 1911.
PERSONALS AND
~LOCHL BRIEFS

Mrs Jolley and daughter went to
Mitchell Yesterday for a short visit.
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One inch of RAIN fell at Miller
Monday night. This locality has
had two weeks of the most delight
full weather possible. But Oh, you
June.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

j. A. Bushtield went to Pierre
Tuesday to attend d directors meet
ing of the First National Life Insur-
ance Co.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

Mrs Eva Young has sold the Faulk-
ton Advocate to A. A. Picker, son
of Major Picker. The policy of the
paper will be progressive republi
pa0
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

Miss Sarah Gilmore, of Cedar
Rapids, Iowa, is visiting at the
homes of her brothers in this city
and in Florence township.
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Mr. and Mrs H O. Bard and baby
were in the city Tuesday for a short
visit while on their way home from
BrIdgewater.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

Lud Dlouhy went to Rochester,
Mimi, Monday on a short business
trip.
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Miss Hazel Dickey, of Pierre, is
the guest Of Mrs Lud Dlouhy this
week.
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A. J. Jamison and wife returned
Saturday from their trip to Oregon.
Mrs Jalnison remained in Sioux
Falls for a short visit.
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Mr. and Mrs c. c.. Wilmington re-
port the birth of a twelve pound
boy at their home last week.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-07-20

Ed Miller is out again after his
long confinement with typhoid
FOYER
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VIM. Healy came in from Midland
Monday for a short visit with his
brother,
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Miss Nellie Potter and father de-
parted Tuesday for Spokane to visit
Fred and Charley Potter.
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Father O'Mahney of Miller was in
Huron Monday on his way to Miller
from the aSt.-Huronite.
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Attorney A. B. Fairbanks, of Hur,
on, was in the city on legal business
Monday.
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Mrs w. N. Myers and Miss Lucy
Kelly came down from Orient Sun
day to visit relatives.
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Mr. and Mrs n. l.. CaSs have gone
to Wisconsin to spend a few weeks
with Mr. Cass' parents.
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THE MILLER PRESS

I'LL MlLLCN NLOC
THURSDAY, JULY 20. 1911.
PERSONALS AND
; O BRIEFS
Mrs Jolley and daughter went to
Mitchell Yesterday for a short visit.
Lud Dlouhy went to Rochester,
Mimi, Monday on a short business
trip.
Miss Hazel Dickey, of Pierre, is
the guest Of Mrs Lud Dlouhy this
week.
Ed Miller is out again after his
long confinement with typhoid
fever.
VIM. Healy came in from Midland
Monday for a short visit with his
brother.
Attorney A. B. Fairbanks, of Hur-
on, was in the city on legal business
Monday.
Mrs w. N. Myers and Miss Lucy
Kelly came down from Orient Sun
day to visit relatives.
Mr. and Mrs n. L. Cass have gone
to Wisconsin to spend a few weeks
with Mr. Cass' parents.
Miss Nellie Potter and father de-
parted Tuesday for Spokane to visit
Fred and Charley Potter.
Father O'Mahney of Miller was in
Huron Monday on his way to Miller
from the east. -Huronite.
Mr. and Mrs c. c. Wilmington re-
port the birth of a twelve pound
boy at their hCme last week.
A. B. Sheldon left for Iroquois
last evening called there by the i'll
ness of his father. -Huronite.
For Sale or Trade-My blacksmith
business here, including stock and
tools. A bargain if taken at once
f. J. JeWett.
Mrs Eva Young has sold the Faulk-
ton Advocate to A. A. Picker, son
OF Major Picker. The policy of the
paper will be progressive repubIi
can.
J. A. Bushield went to Pierre
Tuesday to attend a directors meet
ing of the First National Life Insur-
ance Co.
Mr. and Mrs H O. Bard and baby
were in the city Tuesday for a short
visit while on their way home from
BrIdgewater.
A. J. Jamison and wife returned
Saturday from their trip to Oregon.
Mrs Jalnison remained in Sioux
Falls for a short visit.
Miss Sarah Gilmore, of Cedar
Rapids, Iowa, is visiting at the
homes of her brothers in this city
and in Florence township.
Alex and Peter Olson were up
Friday from Como, the extreme
southwest corner of the county.
They report good corn prospects.
MRS Frances Connors returned to
her home at Monticello, Iowa, Mon
day after a pleasant visit with her
sister-in-law, Mrs M. F. Catalan.
One inch of ram fell at Miller
Monday night. This locality has
had two weeks of the most delight
full weather possible. But On, you
June.
The Rec Heights baseball nine
came down to Miller Tuesday for a
game with the Miller youngsters.
The score was 8 to 4 in favor of Rec
Heights
DR.. S. +. Wallis and family are
enjoying a weeks outing. camping
in the grove at st. Lawrence and
attending the camp meeting in seS-
sion there,
Mr. and Mrs Frank Crabtree left
Monday for Minneapolis. where
they expect to locate. Frank re-
ports that he will engage in the real
estate business.
Mics prtb Paaha of Rri6uwata-
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ebriety, provided for in an act passed by the Legislature Of 1910, has
come INTO being.
Mayor Gaynor. in accordance with this law, has made what look
ike admirable appointments for the new board, consisting Of two
physicians, two %clergymen and a president who is a practical business
man long identified with philanthropic work. There will be q hos.
lial and industrial colony where confirmed inebriates Gncluding
dope fends0, upon the petition of relatives or their own application.
an he humanely taken in hand and helped to a new start in life.
other than that Of which the police court and Jail are the turning
points.
The scheme. or something like il, has been tried elsewhere. nota-
bly, in New Jersey; but never on such a scale or in response to 80
overwhelming a need as now in this metropolis of ten thousand
licensed hard-drinkng resorts. II we roundly estimate the population
more or less harmfully irrigated by the saloons of Greater New York
City at six millions, we actually have nearly half the number Of the
total population of the nine Prohibition States, which The World Al
manac gives as aggregating 12, 1913, 162.
Neither inebriety boards nor prohibition can Of themselves
suppress the evil of drunkenness. But the organization and activity
of such movements indicate the growing spirit of reform and self
control which can and will eventually make the inebriate an abnormal
anachronism.
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The Jars Are i'm Dire Danger Of Starving
I'm a Vast Wilderness Full of Olive Bottles

OF the boat. had rolled all the interior
Of the pie out OF the pan and Into the
basket bottom.
something tells me that Mrs. Dusen-
berry has brought a lot OF her delicious
homemade crullers," said Mrs. Rangle.
10 distract attention from the fact that
she had only brought five cents worth
OF Jill pickles. two small wooden trays,
one inverted over the other. full OF bulk
olives. and q nickel package of soda
crackers.
Deed n I wouldn't stand over a Dot
Of billing lard this weather and cook no
doughnuts fer %nobody!" declared the
lady from Indiana, stoutly. II was
soln' to fry some choking fer you all.
but when them robbers Of butchers
wanted about a dollar apiece fer a
fryin' CHECKING I said. No. indeedy!'
Somebody told me these salty little
things-olives-was what you folks
would like. So l bought some"
To prove It Mrs. Dusenberry pumped
two small bottles of olives on the table.
swell. you all know hat mother and
I have a good excuse not to cook any
thing said Miss Hickett; I'VE board,
a. you know. So It occurred to mt
that q bottle Of olives would be the best
thing to bring. I was thinking Of got.
ting some peanut butter. but I forgol
It."
Great Scott! Has nobody brouyhr
anything but ~ollves?" asked Mr.. Jarr
I'm hungry as a wolf and I hat,
olives!"
Cant say I pine for them, either
said Mr.. Rangle. l~ugubriously.
Nine bottles OF olives and . wooden
tray full Of them!" said Old Mrs, Hick
EFT, raspingly. TOO bad that some o
the charitable ladies' In our neighbor
hood who do 80 much for tho poor an,
take them on fresh air outings wouldn'
bring some substantial foodv"
What do o mean?' cried all tn
other ladies', save Mrs. Jarr. In unison.
ASK Mrs. Jarr!' croaked old Mrs
Hickett. II have just been wonderini
how much commission she got from tn
steamboat company on our ~tickets!"
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ROWLAND Why Is q nht anyway? And WHAT is a nr7 I should
Say nat mr. b ay woman IN possesses the secret power Of ascnauon nd
exercises IL p very man with hom he in contact regardless ofc n-
SEQUENCES She 10 lot the woman who considers her acts al a means toward IN
weekly income half the spice would be lost N ne.
Ae hWt nrs fr tho pre oe OF flirting. 1t is entirely OWNS to her TIL
mn nov sek their wives hgurahvelyo on Bonded knee inseaao OF with a club
Is they did In the day of the cave jewellers. She has turned courtship into .
pesums Instead OF q business N transformed matnmony from a duty into .
privilege ne 10 . cal benefsctor to the world. Tor she It 10 no gives US our
sentimental education
M lie ths FLIRTS who ave transformed all the pgs INTO men,. all the
green an salad youth inore responsible human eng and III the conceiud pup
into sndurabe love-headed chaps
on ought to - very grateful to tho girls who nav nrted with you, Old
Cnap uppo ths nrst gn yu ever loved ad taken yu setousyi What would
ave become o your Where would yu have been7 Either married.. or still In
us sTeen n oMow stage of esotismt that makes a raw youth sc onoxious to
us est Of society it, the nrts who a taken n kinks GU Of yu and
fu0 Doe the raw edges N o. n polished o Vi for practical use
The poor hhsl They AFFORD te world its greatest Joy. Its favorte pastms
~ spice' It's impetus They Introduce tn comedy bits into the tragedy of fe
us romance into TIT story " everyday existence They spend their youth rain
nj men to be good husbands-for other men- teaching them to 81 u p In
the corner be good dosYea" They put all the runhs on le the frs on
society the Ill oil he wheels of love They are a blessing to society nd what
do hey ret ~ Of uf Calumny from the women and u leftover husband. nine
tines out of ter.
Tut perhaps A fr Arts sake" is enough for them in this world. And a
successful nrt 10 a real rst You can't detect her by her wastnne or her
front hair. I'd Chap ny more han yu can detect . real artist by his soft tie
and his back air.
Genius Is oorn.n rot made; m SC is q nrt The Loreieid idnt wear a straight
front CORSET Cleopatra vas certainly pas. the marrying W n she ne,
Marx Antony and turned the Roman Empire upside dow jut for fur A real
nrt doesn't 10 round with a lael tackled ner Tho SH WHO is dangerous
doesn't wears DANCE signal
n So DID Fellow. you'll W to meet your nits an take you medicine and
get your education. just as dd nine We are always IN the kindergarten, a.
FAR as are concerned. from the cradle to the grave
n as for he problem Of how to escape a hrt-wen. Il IAN 10 that sunni
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HeddeVille
Editor
BY John L. He bile

II amt so bad to know nothln'-eve
less than notNln'. Ell you have the
ability to express It.
TAM Serb says the biggest differ
- ence between a verse writer and a
poet IL Q smaller hat and L larger
salery.
TALK was invented for the especial
! use ov man. So his wife gives It to
him.
AZ RS. DBRKS is so jealo g that she
Nl won't let her husband set on the
front porch oy evening because the
moon IL ov the feminine gender.
IT he bee that gives us the sweetest
! ov honey carries at the end ov hi:
boldly the original piece ov
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Weekend Visits
OF a Summer Siren
Blu Alma woodward


Number One slories in the name Of
Spencer de Lsle. He's q betwixt ana
between ~sort-brown hair. brown eyes,
with never a him Of diablerie In them.
and a medium sort Of physique They
ay he's a successful lawyer.
Number Two - Frederick Tate - IN
stocky. short m freckied. Heavenly
Dtck' ! never knew there could be so
many freckles to the square inch! BUT.
his fathers q banker In the Morgan
class. and red hair and freckies with
automobile and steam yacht tr,mm!ngs
aren't so worse!
Number Three-Neison Garnett-is q
dream! Tall. smacking shoulders,
strong. but tender mouth. and eyes
gee' eyes that a Cleopatra would have
annihilated half her kingdom fori
He was victorious In taking my cur
from Evelyn and when he presented
II. with a sort of half smile. I realized
how hopelessly short a weekend Isl
Long since ! have gotten past IN,
stage OF "flutterings' OF the heart-]
leave those to the ingenues. Blu,
when he looked. for Just that brie,
moment. deep, deep into my soul, II
bet my pulse jumped to q hundred anc
ten-and l blushed!
Now. I haven't done that for ages
because the shade OF the blush Away,
makes such a shrieking color combina
ton with No. Is rouge. But I blushe'
this time and coulav feel 1t burn al
over my body-I guess that mean
something.
he has asked me to 20 motor boatinI
with him to-night-it's moonlight. zoe
I feel deliclously stirred up and OK
cited and nervous about It allan
I've Just been thinking that mayb,
when one goes fishing. sometimes IT,
the fisherman who falls in with Q grss
: splash-rather than the fish
! wonderl
tie n c~entlausd.>
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several times the few things she had
bought and brought. Her Idea was that
she would make It appear she had
brought at least twice as much mate
RAJ for the luncheon as she really had.
Mrs Jars confidential remark to
Mrs Stryver. whom she had ncoun
tered by chance on another part OF
Glen Island, still rankled In Mrs.
Hickett's mind Mrs. Jarr had felgned
to Mrs. Stryver that the family basket
party was a charitable fresh air outing
for the poor; which she, as Lady
Bountiful, was giving.
The airs OF hat Jarr are
k!lling!" Kissed Mrs. Hickett In an
aside into the willing ear OF Mrs. Ter
williger. Irish liner table cloths. In.
deed! 1--WE seen her use a sheet for q
tablecloth, and that taken of her iron.
ingboard. tool"
This wasn't true. but old Mrs. Hick-
ct: was so mad she was reckless.
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well. good graciousi" cried Mrs
Rangle loudly i've come all the way
here to find that my stupid servant Tor.
got to, pack the fried spring chicken
The chickens cost me g, tool
With . bump that signified her vera
ton, Mrs Rangle set down q bottle OF
olives on the table.
What spring chicken. mawT" asked
Johnny RanEle.
Mrs Ransle just had time to give
him ar adHonishing poke.
La. me"' said Mrs. Terwiliger. sim
pering. II asked that stupid del!cates-
sen man to put me In q pound or Two OF
sliced boiled ham. and all he put in
WAS a bottle of olives and . tin of mus
tard sardines. Anybody got . can
opener?"
Nobody had.
Mrs. Jarr found that her bottle OF
olives had rolled into the meringus pie
she had brought. and. with the rocking