New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A pamphlet on THE Value Of Courtesy
distributed among the two thousand EN-
ployes of Western railroad says; ~
may be accepted as a general proposition
that @ large percentage OF the passengers
on a train are in a more or less abnormal
condition. ranging from uneasiness TO posi-
tive hysteria or nervous prostration. This
semi-dementia commences when the pa
tron arrives at the ticket window and re-
mains until the Journey is ended and nor
NAL conditions are restored by rest and
quiet" Maybe in your travels you have
noticed this yourself" says "The Boston
Globe"
what we want" said the peace pro-
moter. is system that will permit can,
did discussion to take the place Of actual
Don't YOU think" inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page, that
our professional pugilists have come pref
" near solving the roblem?"-London
opinion.
CITY CHARTER QUESTION
Ram It through.
Jam il through
Slam IL through,
With a Murphy starter.
With a Murphy showing it,
That's the city charter
In the Legislature now,
With the Tiger peeping
Through the little cracks In II,
Constant vigil keeping.
And, say,
DO we let It go that way?
Or do we not?
What? w. J. HAMPTON.
The amazons are not all in the ranks of
the suffragettes. A mob Of East Side
women i'm New York attacked two police
men who had arrested a number Of ped
lers charged with blocking the street.
Knocked the policemen down and rescued
tho prisoners The policemen were not
killed. They were merely mauled until
mas scrap bag-Rochester Democrat and
Chronicle.
Among the German singers whose rendi-
ton of Der Tag des Herrn" was one Of
the notable features of the celebration at
the City Hall on Tuesday was portly man
who. as the nations filed past, said that
the selection Of the music made him more
hot than the weather" The parade was
nearly over, when he added Here we
have had Santo Domingo. Norway, Fin
land Tyrol, Italy. Greece, Switzerland and
China, and not enc of them has sounded
an appropriate note" and while he was
talking and hopping his brow the Japanese
band swung past playing GLORY, Glory.
Halleluiah." Then a band struck up
Winter" and the man rose from his seat
and said That's too much. In this heat
that tune-I'm going where l can get a
cool drink" and away he went
In our country, where can one really
find the cream of society?" asked Miss
Blase.
I'm Reno. Of course. where society goes
through the separator replied the cynic
acridly.-Judge.
The "Russische correspondent" under
the headline Forgotten" tells of the dis
charge from the imperial service Of three
officers OF the prison at Mnussnsk be-
cause of a lapse OF memory on their part.
1t appears that last winter political prs-
oner OF the name of Sachatschow was
placed by them in an unheated dungeon and
was then forgotten" for a long time.
When the poor fellow was finally thought
Of again he was found terribly frozen He
died shortly after his frozen feet had been
amputated
Fond Mother-And has mammals angel
been a peacemaker to-day?
Mammals Angel-Nes, ma, Tommy Turf
was a-lclIin' Willie Whimpers. an when
told him to stop he wouldn't, an
jumped in an licked the stufiin out q
both Of 'em.-Chicago News.