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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-22

they have in anything the name OF which
is hard to pronounce.
II the dead women could speak on the
day OF their funeral, they would say to
the donors OF floral offerings: 'IIsw
sweet OF you! II is just what wanted!'
Just about the time a man gets so
used TO the furniture he can make his
way around in the dark without falling
over It and breaking his neck. his wife
decides It is time 70 move II.
When there is nothing else on earth
left 20 laugh at, hunt up some wOman's
clock and laugh I'm its face, for when
il says two, the hour hand is two hours
ahead and the minute hand is thirty
minutes late, and the woman TO whom
It belongs has 10 do problem in arth-
metio before she can tell II it is time to
get breakfast or 80 70 bed.
You may not think you are having a
good time now, but the day is coming
when your idea OF happy time viii be
just feeling well.
The woman may be the one who starts
the love affair but nine times in ten Il Is
the man who ends Il.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-22
Feminine Philosophy
ny FRANcns L. GARsIpE.

The older people grow the less interest
they have in anything the name OF which
is hard to pronounce.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
COMMERCE RUNNERS WIN
Defeat De Witt Clinton Team
Over Celtic Park Course.

The High School OF Commerce demon
strated its strong squad Of distance run
ners when II defeated the De Witt elm
ton High School. its bitter borough rival.
I'm a dual run over the Celtic Park course
Yesterday. by a score Of Il 20 q. The
runners used course Of three and quar-
ter miles. over which the high school
championships will be decided next satur-
day. The Commerce athletes were far su-
perior 10 their near neighbors. running well
together throughout the distance
Sam Swerllng. OF the Commerce team.
who is to be feared In the title run. again
led the field home for The individual honors-
He won by a comfortable margin over
Robert Griswold and Charles klages. two
schoolmates. who finished a dozen Yards
apart. Swerling sped over the course n
1852 a bright performance IN the face OF
the bad ground and the strong wind Tom
McGrath was the first Red and Black man
home, interrupting the Commerce process
sion by landing fourth place. Taylor and
Richard. two Of Clinton's strongest run
ners. found the wretched course not to
their liking.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
CORNELL LEADS FIELD
Wins Another Victory in Big
'Cross-Country Run.
JONES THE FIRST HOME
Brilliant Runner Leaves Rest In
Ruck-Berna Finishes
Second.
rBy Telegraph to Tho Tribune. ]

Boston, Nov. 25.-John Paul Jones. the
wonderful long distance runner. Of Cor
nell. flashed across the line a winner in the
annual intercollegiate 'cross-country run
here to-day. Jones led by fully fifteen
Yards in "a minutes Al 3-5 seconds. Berna.
who also wore the colors Of Cornell, was
second: w McCurdy. Of Pennsylvania,
third. with Harmon. Of Dartmouth fourth
and Captain wilmington, OF Harvard, in
fifth place.
Cornell captured the team honors with
a score Of 4s The other teams finished in
the following order: Harvard, second, So;
Pennsylvania. third l25. Dartmouth,
fourth. 127: Technology fifth, 129 Yale,
sixth. 154. Syracuse. seventh, 1856; Brown
eighth. fSs: Princeton, ninth, 206, and Co
lumbia. tenth. 232.
Jones led the greater part OF the time
and never was in danger OF losing. The
holder OF the worlds mile record ran a
heady race and was never in danger OF
losing the premier honors. The race was
run over roads which were covered with
mud and water
The runners experienced a great deal OF
difficulty in keeping their footing. Time
and again the men fell TO the ground at
sharp turns in the road. This was particu-
larly true in the first part OF the race, when
the men were we'll punched.
The Cornell runners once again showed
that they are without an equal when 1t
comes 10 'cross-countrv running. Harvard
made a great showing It's score OF 5s
which is just ten points behind that made
by the Ithacans in itself speaks volumes.
The Yale team showed mp poorly and was
completely outclassed by lts opponents.
The team score follows.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
TRINITY AND BROWN TIE
Each Makes Touchdown ant
Goal in Fast Contest.
PROVIDENCE TEAM HEAVIER
Lack of Concerted Action, How
ever, Makes Outlook with
Carlisle Poor.


Providence. Nov 25.-Trinty's football
team went through its 1911 season unde-
ieated. the best that the Brown eleven
could do to-day being 70 tie the visitors
tally. made by scoring on a touchdown and
a goal therefrom.
The two teams seemed evenly matched.
although the apparent disadvantage in
weight lay with the Providence men. How
ever. it did not seem 20 avail the home
team. the Brown players frequently falling
10 make consistent gains through the vis-
itOrs line, while the Hartford collegians
opened up big gaps in the Hill mems de-
fence repeatedly.
Brown displayed the same lack of team
work that has marred the eleven's showing
practically all the year. and failed TO
demonstrate a workable knowledge OF es-
sential fundamentals OF the game, being
notably inefficient in tackling The Brown
ends and backfeld were on the Jump all
the time. and the teams attack was
stronger than Il has showed Of late. but
the line proved weak on the defensive and
promises to prove no obstacle 20 the
Indians on Thursday.
Trnity's only score was made on little
better than a fuke. The Hartford team
had kicked off the ball sailing way down
toward the Brown goal. Wentworth was
waiting for Il. but let II slide through his
arms as II descended Collet. on the run
toward him. caught the leather on its
bounce and sprinted across the line, dis
tance OF about twenty yards for touch
down. Kinney kicking the goal
This scoring within ten seconds after the
ball had been put in play put the Brown
men on edge, and they rushed IL down the
field as soon as IL came into their posses
sion. Brown worked a forward pass for
thirty yards, and Marble gained five more
through the line. Captain Sprackling tried
drop kick from the 90-yard line, but II
was blocked. although Ashbaugh recovered
| II speedily.
Another forward pass gained ten yards.
but here Brown lost the ball on downs. and
Trinity presently punted out. Sprackling
caught the punt on Trinitys O-yard line
and tore down the field. lodging capitaly
in and out 10 the 1-yard line. where he
was downed.
Wentworth went over with the ball on
the next play, and Ashbaugh kicked a neat
goal from a bad angle Neither team was
near scoring az any time thereafter. save
that Brown had the ball on Trinitys i5-yard
line when the period ended
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
PLAY in Detail Leading
Up to Dalton's Goal
That Beat the Army.
fRr Telegraph to The Tribune J

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 25.-It took the Navy
eleven two hours and twenty minutes 20
beat the Army team by score OF 10
on Franklin Field here to-day, and the
game. dercely as Il was fought, was one
Of the slowest Of the season
The rnidshipmen we're still finding their
seats when the teams ran on the field just
before o'clock for a short warming up
and nunting drill Little time was wasted
IN nreIirninaries. and when the Navy won
Tho toss Captain Dalton decided TO defend
the west goal with a swapping breeze at
tts hack giving the kickoff to the Army.
A 1uu. one Of the few that came IN tne
next two hours ~ go, settled over the Heiu
as Wood sent tle ball sailing into Navy
territory for McReavy 10 run PACK Hve
Yards before he was laid low on the -
,.ord line Just 10 try out the Army de-
fence C,ilchrist plunged through the centre
for five Yards but Dalton punted on the
,ov+ NAV. Keyes being downed IN MS
tracl,s on his own 45-yard line.
r,ha Arrov then showed a flash or Omen
siva strength that promised we'll but Whlch
could not be sustained. Captain hya''
s,inned between tackle and end TOT seven
,.orde on a fake kick formation McDonalu
,saod 1ve through the centre for a hrst
5o.r., and Keyes. slipped around the end
-. eya more before being stopped by
- Tho Navy defence stiffened at
.L,, noin+. Weems stopping Hyatt TOT
no gain. so that Keyes puhteu 10
.a u,bo ran the bali back fifteen yards
behind good interference 70 MS own
,.ord line This gain Of some t"ehlS -"''
sr4n m a.
Yards on the exchange was lncFeaseu "i'
..~iarv a moment later When the Amy
-, ,,aralized fifteen yards for holdihs d
-, nurted 10 Hyatt. This gave the pall
the Navy near the centre OF the neio
t-,ol,.d the Army up against It's own
60, -. ,olton pupted out Of bounds al the
,,,, t<eyes was forced 10 drop De-
\, IA, ov,r goal line TO punt the pau OUT
ao,yer hut he got of a good KICK
&c the wind. and Cook covered the
~ eo we'll that Rodes. who mace 'he
- ,.as turned over before taking more
-. 80 stems. With the ball in the Army
.1~r,.o,y the midshipmen called WlIoIS ioi
- and a roar went up as Dalton tore
-. along for nine yards before oeihB
- nv Devore At this critical poih'
i,-,,,,re detected holding and the Navy
'"0 30. haclk fifteen yards. Dalton had no
....,.se wa and punted TO Hyatt who was
80 off by Hamilton and sharply tackled
lu' ',,u -, on his own 20-yard line. keyes
5...-aad the punt to Rodes, who could ho'
Ie.', ,,.l, foot with Wood on him Ike
hawk - ..b.- r.av and
The tide then turned the other way a,,o ~
before the midshipmen could reaiize II .le
%o,.v was forced on the defensive. Dai.oN
a,,,,ad from midheld, but when heyes re-
.,,rred the ball after Mcdonald naN
,a,Ded only two yards on a plunge @ @Ms-
Pcevv fumbled and Littlejohn' ,He my
tacple charging down the heid, lel oh
~. hall on the Nays Ss-yard line Nc
nonald and Brown then set the cadet, caae's
-rort,nr with quick thrusts for seven ana
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
SYRACUSEBEATS HI0STATE
Castle Runs Seventy Yards to a
Touchdown and Victory.

Columbus. Ohio. Nov 25.-Syracuse won
from Ohio State to-day on slippery field
by score OF 10 O. Four times after max
ing the touchdown the visitors advanced
inside Ohio's lO-yard line, but lost the ball
on downs or on failures to kick goals.
Castle, the fullback, scored for Syracuse
after a seventy-ysrd run. Early in the first
period Fogg muffed a punt and gave Ohio
State chance in Syracuse territory. Will
man tried a drop kick OF thirty-five yards,
but the ball shot low into the line and
came bounding back. Castle picked II up
and was off on his run, L. Smith reaching
him FIVE yards from the line. but being
dragged over. Fogg kicked the goal.
Syracuse was unable 10 advance for the
rest OF the first half. but IN the second
Foggs end running put Ohio in danger
four times. Twice the oau was taken over
on downs and twice Fogg kicked for goal
TO no avail. Ohio State forwards, paruc-
ularly Markley and Raymond, rendered eX-
cellent service. Syracuse's ends seldom
were euded. while its offensive strength
centred in Fogg.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

in an effort 10 tie the score. The bail
came back straight and true, and Keyes
had plenty OF time 10 get the kick off. but
the ball went high and short 10 Dalton.
who made a fair catch on his l5-yard line.
This was the Army's last opportunity TO
score. Dalton got of a booming punt for
fifty yards, and while Keyes came tearing
back for thirty-ive yards behind strong in
reference 10 the Navy's 37-yard line, he
lost five yards on the next play An on
side kick went wrong just as the third
period ended
The last quarter was a puntlng duel, pure
and simple with the game dragging along
I'm a dreary way because OF the fact that
the teams were so slow in lining up and so
much time was taken out for minor in
juries. Little or no ground was gained By
straight rushing. and the play was largely
in Army territory. West Point made
number Of substitutions IN the hope that
fresh men might bolster up the attack. and
Captain Hyatt IN sheer desperation called
for two forward passes in the hope Of get
ting a man loose. but both were incom-
rlete.
Toward the middle OF the period. thanks
partly 20 a penalty against the Navy for
holding. the Army forced the ball into An
napoHs territory. but Dalton soon worked
It out again and the game ended with the
Navy in possession OF the ball at the centre
OF the field
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
MlLBURN COMES A CR0PPER
Polo Player Thrown at Chase of
Meadow Brook Hounds.

Meadow Brook Long Island. Nov q
Followers Of drag hunting had the run Of
their lives this afternoon behind the pack
OF the Meadow Brook Hunt Club The meet
was AT the Columbia Stock Farm, where
the hounds caught the scent
Just before the check, the big gray
hunter, which Devereaux Milburn. the polo
player. was riding. stumbled at an uphill
jump and tell, throwing Mr.. Miburn on his
head. where he lay stunned for several
minutes After time ne managed to re-
mount. having held the reins all the time,
and rode 10 the check At the same fence
r. T. Dricr was thrown, turned a COM
plete somorsault, and landed on his feet
He also rode 10 the finish.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
NEBRASKA TIES MICHIGAN
Wolverines outplayed in Desperate and
Hard Fought Game.

lincoln. Neb.. Nov. S.-Nebraska pIayeu
,r,ch,gan a TO s tie this afternoon IN the
harSest contest ever witnessed on N SNi
Fiel. A touchdown made oy eacn 'eaii'
resulted from tumble put Neoi 87A No q
showed better form than fost men -
nearly every department OF the game
There we're no long runs, but Nebraska
uas nv far the greater ground gamer.
The defence Of the Wolverines was easlly
penetrated by stiehm's men, while Micn'-
can could make no headway through the
Nahraska line and was forced 70 punt con-
tinually
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
Results of College ana
School Football CatieS

and aryar1
eterdaya after 70
goalk
mdshipm the
defead
in the
dcolegr at ito
+,so victory showed the Baltimore -
it victory Of
took unexpe her "A ""u W." M ~
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

Touchdown-Castle Goal from touchdown-
Fogg Referee-EVans Williams. implre-
Hoagland, Princeton. Field judge-Edmonds.
Michigan Time OF quarters-Fifteen minutes
each substitutes-Syracuse Thertmorson Tor
Frobst Almsie FOR r. smith Ohio state
Draft for Baricklow Trautman FOR Draft. Eel
dich for Raymond, Garden FOR Mccoy CaFroil
for FOSs.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

TOuchdOWns-W entWortn 1oilet 1pels LAN.A
ouchdowns-Ashbaugh, Kinney. Re,erse-Dad-
mum. OF Worcester Polytechnic. Ump're-bGr-
leigh, OF Exeter. Filed Judse-Dorman, az Co
lumbia Head linesman-BetZ, OF Brown. time
-Four ffteen-minute periods.
Substitutes-Brown: Shipley, left end; Geld,
left guard, Crowther. left haltback. Bear, rignt
hafback. Smell tIllback
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
The summaries follow;
ERASMUS HALL CUBS WIN.

The Erasmus Hall High Cubs won close
victory over the Polytechnic Preparatory
school second team at Saratoga PARK,
prooklvn Yesterday by a score Of s 70 T.
The game was characterized by hard Play
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
CORNELL DEFEATS AUBURN.

Auburn, y. Z, Nov. 25.-Corneu defeated
Auburn Theological Seminary at soccer. )
goals 10 O. this afternoon.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
ND Summaries follow:

First +. Jones. Cornell time, 34:4l 80
Second-T. s. Berna, Cornell; time, 34:44
Third-W. McCurdy. Pennsylvania. time
- AZ. FOurth-P 5. Harmon. Dartmouth;
time. "a 4s. Fifth-Captain Wilmington. Har-
ward. time, - 80 -. SlVth-N :. Taber
Brown. time. 85.1O %. Seyenth-F. W Cope
land. Harvard. time. 35.1J Eighth-H. T.
Bull Dartmouth. time 1921. Ninth. s.
Madeira, Pennsvlvana; time. 3J 30 %. Tenth
F r. Marceau. Dartmouth time. $3.50 3-J.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

The play was fierce. and there were con-
seouently many minor injuries and long
DELAYS These were excusable' but TIE
lengthy arguments and delays in the last
quarter began to disgust many VINO hau
come to see clean football game. It was
game between cripples during the last
quarter. or so It seemed to the spectators
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26
NAVY BEATS ARMY BY
COAL FROM THE FIELD
Continued from Arst page.

"a hnallv. as said before. the ball
.s,od on the Armys 25-yard line for
,be third down and seven yards to gain.
The nlace was a bedlam. Every man
,ras on his feet and almost every woman.
rbs n1idshipmen were calling hoarsely
tbroueh their megaphones for score.
rbs cadets we're shouting wildly TO hold
hat line" With the hubbub at its
height the signal was given for try at
coal from placement on scrimmage Tor
nation. Weems made perfect pass 10
ci,christ who. kneeling on one knee on
the 32-yard line, placed the ball. and
Dalton swinging his powerful leg sent
q swirling dangerously low but wonder
,ullv true over the cross bar and be-
tween the posts for the goal that spelled
victory.
Then the midshipmen lost their rea-
son. or appeared TO do so by their ac-
,,ons. The north stand was turned into
a yellow bank. Hats, flags and mega
rhones filed the air and roar went up
mat made all others sound puny in COM
Dariscn. On the other side Of the field
IN the camp across the way, all was
silent.
The Army players. however had no
thought Of defeat at the time, and they
fought on with never tagging zeal once
even they carried the ball within strik-
ing distance Of the enemy's goal line but
Keyes failed in an effort 70 tie the score
with drop kick. just as he had failed
earlier in the game when the tide was
flowing the Armys way. Those two
chances we're all the Army had. and,
struggle as the team would, the end
came with the midshipmen in possession
Of the field and having all the fun and
revelIinR in all the glory
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

Bomeister or a Fitzpatrick could GER
tainlv have shone in to-day's game for
there was a noticeable lack OF clean
tackllng on the part OF both teams Arnold
,,as easily the best tackler. most Of the
other men seeming 10 prefer 10 jump vi
the runners neck.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

The majority Of the spectators were thor-
oughly dlsgusted at the frequent delays and
the constant pickering between the players
and officials Between almost every scrim-
mage q lengthy argument would ensue, with
the result that those who came 10 see d
clean football game were sadly dlsgruhueu'
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

Both cheering sections seemed 70 tninh
that they would be disgraced II they kep'
still for a moment during the game Inc
Navy cheer leaders announced the cheer 10
be given by showing a placard TO the
stands There were various placards with
the names Of the cheers, among which were
the long famous "sireen," the auto a
new cheer this year; "H2 O." another new
one; "a n" Hoo Bay" va Team ano
one with the single word Noise printed
in big black letters. This last seemed al
most superfiuous. How the pretty girls &c
fall for" brass buttons!
New-York tribune., 1911-11-26

Soinething more must be said Of the
eaihe In almost every respect the two
~snls we're remarkably well matched. but
lhe football was far below the standard
4"e Nays one show Of powerful and
sustained attack counted heavily. more par
ueuisriy as Dalton by his goal from place
nent vas able 10 land the final punch.
OtherWise the Army eleven did not suffer
~ comparison, and, In fact, had two
ehances 70 score 10 the Nays one.
me ngures Of the game were strikingly
shks The Army gained Jos yards by
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