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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20
Phone wright for good cleaning.
TOMEN ARE ARRESTED on

CHARGES OF VAGRANCY.
The roundup Of questionable female
characters who have infested the resi-
dence districts by the police depart
ment continues. Arrests were made
Tuesday night by patrolman ShObe Of
Marie Booth, Ella Watson and Pearl
Jackson, all on the charge Of va
granCy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20
Rich Autumn NecI-IEear.

In matter Of style, beauty and pro-
tuseness Of display. we lead all others.
There is absolutely nothing lacking in
our line this season Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

End Your Hosiery Troubles.
Buy HOleproOf hOsiery-no mending.
10 darning; guaranteed to wear free
rom holes for six months. Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

Pure thread silk hose with reinfOrce'
heels and toes. The kind that wear
Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20
MACCABEEs PRESENT SILVER

BOWL To MRS. GROSSlIAN
FL PasO tent No. 40. Knights OF the
Macca bees, has presented Mrs. Pauline
Sprinz-Grossman with silver berry
bowl In appreciation Of the services
her father, Henry Sprinz, has rendered
the local tent.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

why,nOt wrightg-clsan cleaner.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

Pasteurized milk. FL PasO Dairy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20
HnIenronf Hnsierr.

Mutt & jeff. Princess Theater tonight
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

Mutt & Jeff, Princess Theatar tonight
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20
NEGREss MUST ANSWER A

Cottage cheese. FL Paso Dairy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

Mutt & Jeff Princess Theater tonight
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

CIOthes cleaned and pressed v7riEht. :
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-20

CLONES cleaned and pressed wright. i.
The Washington times., 1911-05-07
CHARGES PR|NTERY
D|D WORK WITHOUT
CONGRESS- PERMIT
Law Reporter Company Says
Office Lacked Authority to
Get Out Revised Code.

Charges that the revised code of laws
for the District of Columbia was issued
by the Government Printing Office with
out proper authorization have been filed
with the House Committee on Printing
by the Law Reporter Printing Com
pany.
The company contends that the print
ing of the revised code has placed the
Public Printer in direct conf etition
with a private enterprise, and asks that
the edition be withdrawn from sale
pending an investigation as to authority
for publication.
According TO Mark w. Moore, assist
ant manager of the company, the joint
resolution authorizing the publication of
the revised code failed OF passage at the
last session of Congress. In spite Of
this, he asserts, the book was brought
out anyway, the contention of August
Donath. superintendent of documents,
being that permission TO reprint as re-
quired by law was obtained by the
District Commissioners. Mr. Moore
says he called upon the Commissioners
and was informed that they simply re-
uuested, but did not order, the new
code.
The Law Reporter Company charges
exception of the binding, is now offered
for sale by a competitive firm for less
money than the Law Reporter can buy
II from the Government.
The committee has the charges under
consideration.
The Washington times., 1911-05-07
To Them That Hath"
A SHORT SERMON TO
FAT FOLKS.

ITO them that hath shall be given is
sentence that applies to fat people
very neatly. 1t is common knowledge
that once a human being begins to fat
ten up. to what they have already is
added more than they want until finally
stage is reached where reduction must
be made or decided disadvantage re-
suits.
Then comes forward the ages-old
query, "Reduce-but how?" To the un-
informed nothing suggests itself but
the Ito them twin evils-less eating
more activity. They contemplate a
more or less lengthy siege of dieting
ly that every man or woman in the
land now undergoing the fattening-un
process has his or her mental eye fixed
dubiouslv on that not far distant day
when he or she will have to don the
Washes and sackcloth of reduction"
This is not an enlivening prospect, and
so 1t is with considerable satisfaction
that we announce the emancipation of
the fat Nowadays one may reduce
much or little, a pound a day If desired,
or hold their. fat in check, absolutely
stationary, without doing a tap of ex-
ercise. missing single meal, doing a
particle of harm or causing a solitary
wrinkle. All that's required. as hun
and at bedtime of one Marmola Pre-
sCription Tablet, which tablets are sold
by the Marmola Co. 2Sl Farmer Bldg,
Detroit, Mich, or any good druggist, al
the uniform price of 70 cents. this sum
being accepted for case of tablets SO
well and generously filled rat even one
produces desirable results.
The Washington times., 1911-05-07
7. E. Rogers, Chief of
Redemption Bureau, Dies

Thomas E. Rogers, chief of the nation
al bank redemption division of the
Treasury Department, and one -
most valued officers of that department
died at his home, 1405 Girard street
northwest yesterday afternoon at
O'Clock, after an Illness of four weeks.
He had been in the service thirty
seven years and was appointed from
West Virginia. Mr.. Rogers was born
at White Horse, n. j., and was edu-
Gated at Dixon College, Pa. He was a
members of the Pheta Delta Chi fra
ternity. He is survived by wife and
daughter.
The Washington times., 1911-05-07

Finest make, large and
roomy, simple but strong
construction, spring seat and
back, upholstered, large ad-
Unstable hood made of best
quality carriage leather,
turned wood handles, large
hubs, which makes them run
easy as ball bearing.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01
The Cedar Canal Will
Water Splendid Land

To the many who are inquiring
ebout the Cedar Canal and Reservoir
enterprise near Cedar in San Miguel
county. Colorado. win say that
have finished the survey Of two res
ervoirs this summer, one OF which will
acres Of water one foot deep with a
dam requiring fifty-six cubic yards of
dirt to the acre foot Of water. The
other one will store about ten thous-
and acre feet with less quantity Of
dirt in the dam. There is plenty of
dirt available for building the dams at
small cost and the reservoirs are
ideal for holding water.
These reservoirs are so situated as
to cover the entire valley of thirty
thousand acres or more, by means of
about eight miles of ditch to the up
per part of the land to be watered
There are three other reservoirs To-
Gated which can, and will be utilized
If needed. The water supply is more
than ample to fill these artificial
lakes each year. besides irrigating
the land during the early part OF the
season. l have been camped near the
Disappointment creek, which will sup
ply the water. since March 5, 1910,
and took notes of the flow of water
in this stream and know there is
enough and to spare.
The country has but few stones on
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

the surface. The prevailing rock u
sandstone. The soil 10 deep snA
strong. principally red soil covsrsA
with gramma grass, some sage brush
and other shrubs in PLACES. but an
easily cleaned and much Of 1t natur-
ally ready for the plow.
It will grow any crop that Il raised
in Delta county. The fruit II simply
fine and corn IL good for Colorado.
All small grain does we'll
Plenty of wood and coal near and
there is a large pine forest within .
few miles of the valley whore you
can secure your houselogs. etc. from
Uncle Sam. Plenty Of cedars on the
mountain sides from which the post
office Cedar" takes its name. Come
to Cedar at once and will help you
secure a good home and will give you
all the work you want on the ditch IN
exchange for water stock. Better
come prepared to supply your own
outfit with whatever you will need un-
til you can raise a crop. There are
several thousand acres, on which
crops may be grown next year and
some of the land under the completed
ditch is yet vacant. Your water right
will cost about s25 per acre at present
price 50 per share.
GEO. ENOS,
Engineer in charge of Cedar Canal
and Reservoir.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

in hobble skirts they look like ungain-
ly holsters sliding along. Rough green
cloth Ia all the rage here for summer.
The favored kind was rough and prick
ly looking like a peach skin 1t made
me hot Just to look at it. OF those
sticky. graphic dresses,
Whenever you wish to go anywhere
in The Hague. you must go to the
Plein first. II is the square from
whence lead all roads. Even when a
Haguer dies the funeral starts from
the Plein.
Around the corner from the Plein
is the famous Prisoners Gate"
through which you must pass to the
Mauritius. the art gallery that con-
tains many wonderful paintings.
among them many Rembrandts. Far
ther on is the royal palace. II is a
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01
Man OF Medicine Must Always Be in
Readiness for Alienation Of
Suffering.

Take day on" said friend of
the doctor. seeing that the man of
medicine looked tagged.
What is the good p was the reply
Whenever I go off on n holiday some
one is sure 10 be taken Ill and call
upon me for medical advice. ! can't
get away from my profession"
Well" suggested the friend. you
profit financially. that's some consola-
ton"
That's the way It strikes you"
grunted the doctor. and continued:
THE summer before last | thought I'd
20 away for a few days with my wife
10 a camp know of In the mountains.
The morning we left town | got my
self up to look as non-professional as
possible. and we set out full OF hope
AM as ;ouy ms two schaolchiIdren.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

on one side that wave back and forth
when ] walk. ! always thought the
hat rather nifty. and so did the pat
rons OF this beer garden. Every time
] passed through the garden I caused
great sensation. The men tried to
be polite and stiie their giggles, but
one day a real fat one lost control OF
himself as / was passing. and almost
choked over a mouthful OF beer.
turned around an gave him a grin like
. Cheshire cat.
But the wonderful excellence OF the
Central hotel does not lie in its beer
garden. but in the dining room beyond.
Tor In this room Is served the most de-
icious food cooked on earth.
We arrived at this place late on Sat.
urday night. and I decided 10 go TO bed
at once We could not sleep for the
clatter OF the cafe below. which kent
up until 3 a. m. Hardly had this
noise died down until other sounds
commenced
. There was the shout OF the milk boy
and the unmusicai sound OF scrubbinr
j looked out of the window. Day was
Just beginning TO break. In the street
below were milk boys with dogs hitch.
ed TO their carts. filled with glistening
milk cans The scrubbing was being
done by the women OF the house op-
posite. They were polishing the win.
dows, the sills. the steps. the pave
ment. and even the street in honor OF
the Sabbath.
] saw the reason for all this cieanly
showing when the people commenced
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01


full pleasures a sulphide is debarred
from.
The Hague is by far the most inter
esting and up to date city in Holland.
II seems almost like a cosmopolitan
center. Many languages are spoken
and the people are very gay. The
people of The Hague try their best to
initiate the French. both in dress
and customs. even speaking French
In their home circles.
In the streets everything is hustle
and hustle. and they are crowded with
Haguers. wagons and milk carts
We stopped at the Central hotel. and
in all Europe l never saw such a
place. II you ever get dopie and sad
and need excitement go to the Cen
tral hotel at The Hague. 1t is little
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01
NO REST FOR THE DOCTOR

The express train on which we trav-
elod had not much more than pulled
out of the station when l saw por-
ter enter our car and come running
post haste down the aisle. When he
got alongside of me he stopped and
said:
Oars a lady dyin' In de mex cyar.
sahl see you is doctor. VIII you
please come right along. sab ?"
In the face of such an appeal what
could ! do?
Its your horrid goatee. Albert.
my wife whispered. as | rose and fol.
ivred the porter
THE sick woman was In very bad
shape. and It was two hours before
dared TO leave her. AS | bade her
goodby she almost wept with graft
tude-said she could never repay my
kindness. etc. and asked what my fee
was. told her that there was no
fee. but she insisted that there must
be, so | named small sum. Pulling
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

SHIPPED. They say wilhelmina has the
true Holland thrift. and is a wee bit
close about money matters.
On one of the principal squares Is
the American conculate. Look at the
picture Did you ever see such a
queer little dinky building to repre-
sent such n big nation as ours? How
ever. the younger members OF the
legation make up for the lack OF a
beautiful building-at least so think
the Holland girls and tourists. Every
tourist TO The Hague visits the House
In the Woods" II is a beautiful villa
surrounded by trees and flowers.
Here in 1899 was held the interna-
tonal peace commission. Twenty
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

match their costumes. And this
somber and quietness comes from the
bitter experience these peasants have
lived through, for they are fisher peo
lived through, for they are fisher peo-
pie and the sea has swallowed up
many of their men and boys. Visit
ors are not welcome here, and they
eye the stranger with cool disdain,
as much as to say: Why do you come
here to bother us?"
II is but a short journey from The
Hague TO Delft, The stretch OF land
between these two places is very typ
ical OF Holland Wind-nills are scat
tered along-great strong wind-mills
that look capable of any amount OF
work. The fat. well kept roads are
bordered by trees. They are hne
roads for bicycles. The canals are
very much used in Holland. On our
way from The Hague to Delft We pass
ed many a towboat loaded with hay
and grain. towed by slow old nag.
poked up by a fair haired Dutch lad
Lazy Holland cows dotted the land
scape. They are supposed TO give the
finest milk on earth.
OF course. the first thing one e1-
poets 10 find In Delft are little blue
teacups and little white plates deco
rated with little blue windmills. And
the funny part is. they are the first
things to be seen arranged in the
store windows and even In the win
dows of some OF the homes.
The streets Of Delft are nearly all
canals with side paths along each
edge. and little arching bridges at
every crossing.
The principal sight In Delft is the
Church of ST. Ursula II stands at one
end of a long. open cobble-stoned
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

roof. The inside Of the church is
very plain compared with most
churches. and at the back is a
splendid mausoleum erected TO VII
liam the Silent II looks like
small temple done in white and black
marble. At the feet of William is a
statue OF the little dog that saved his
life at Malines. The dog awakened
the prince by barking just as three as
sassins were approaching the princes
bed.
The Latin inscription on the monu-
ment reads: ITO the eternal memory
OF William of Nassau. whom Philip
l.. scourge of Europe. feared and
never overcame or conquered. but kill
ed by atrocious guile"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

a visiting card out of her satchel she
requested that would send my bill
to her In New York. | agreed to do
so and went back to my wife just as
the train drew into our station"
Have you seen your patient SINGER
asked the doctors friend.
Il often see her riding in her auto
mobile"
But did you send your bill?" the
friend persisted.
'Eh-oh. yes. rye been sending 1t
regularly every month for the last
year"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

Sch ,viningen. 1t
is one of the
most picturesque
villages in Hol-
and. and the
pea s a n { 8 here
are the real Hol-
land people. and
not dressed up
for show. as on
the Isle of Mark
h a m. T b e ir
dresses are of
somber blue and
gray. and their
faces have a Sc
rious look to
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01
@@e HOLLAND @<YFQlDdXY

ture that Atlantic City lacks. and that
is. the hundreds of wicker chairs
standing on the beach. These chairs
have a round top to them that forms
a fine protection from the sun and
wind.
Beside all this array of fashion and
worldliness is posted on the sand
dunes the quaint little fishing village OF
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

low white build
ing and not the
least imposing II
looks like an old
time. worn out
p u b lie building
Lazy guards stand
around in front OF
the palace hold
ing their guns as
II they weighed
a ton. The queen
Is very much be
loved by the Hol-
land people. but
Julian. the little
prfncess is yor-
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

six nations were
represented. and
the Orange room.
where the dele
gates met. is even
now n sacred rel
ic.
S c b evinlngen.
{ h e fashionable
watering place. Is
just outside OF
The Hague. The
S c b ev l ningen
Beach is one OF
the widest stretch
es in Europe. and
] am sure the lady
visitors to this
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

square. On ue
outside OF the
church and print
ed In different
la GU ages are
elaborate direc-
tions of how to
gain admittance
TO the church on
week days. The
key must be got
from the warden.
who lives In the
third house from
the left of the
church. the house
with the yellow
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

hotel with a semi
circle beer gar
den In front.
which you have
to pass through
TO get into ;he ho-
tel. In this cafe.
morning. noon ana
night are assem-
bled the jolliest.
happiest. giddiest
set OF Dutchmen
on earth.
! know. I have
n little straw hat
with nve green
fluffy do-daddies
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

class dressed in
a unique style, be-
tween the Holland
and the French:
there were the
young girls ar
rayed in white.
and last OF all
were the snobs.
The elegant Ia
dies wore hobble
skirts, and the
Holland women
certainly have the
most un at I r ac-
tive figures in the
wnrid nnnQ I'm
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

to go to church. for they all passed
down this street.
This parade to church meant The
Hague in all its glory There were
the people from the villages in their
voluminous shirts and wooden shoes;
there were the hardy looking middle
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

0iu not KISS 81
Peters toe!" II
did not bring
home a piece of
lava from We
suviusi" Il did
not take a snap
shot of a Dutch
windmill" Il did
not climb Mount
Blanc In Alpine
costume!"
A bromide al
ways wins out in
the end. for he is
allowed SO many
--A ,,..
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

place will be glad when the harem
skirt comes into use.
The whole place is very much like
Atlantic City, for there are post card
stands. candy booths. fake shows and
even the ever interesting fortune
tellers.
However. Scheviningen has one fea-
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01
Appreelation.

"Aeroplane costumes are hideous." +"
That's true, but they are not quite
as ugly as diving SUITS"
"Umph The kind Miss Kellerman
wears are all right"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

The eye of master will do more
work than both his hands.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

peaked mountains Fever fail to inter
est the bromide Americans.
And why not be bromodic? The
greatest bronides of all are the peo-
pie who are afraid OF being q bro
mide and scream with emphasis: Il
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-06-01

! Sy OLLAND and Switzerland
d are the two most favored
n resorts OF the American
~ tourist in Europe. for
Dutch shoes and snow
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28

Have your clothes cleaned and
pressed at Clusters shop, Ordway. 14tf
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28
Treats tho Cause

DR.. II. G. Swift, the osteOpath, will
be found ut his Office on Wednesdays
and Saturdays from to S p. m., or by
appointment.
DR.. Swift makes specially OF treat
ing all chronic diseases.
Osteopathy treats the cause and not
the symptoms. You may get relief
from treatment OF the latter, but to
get well you must remove the cause.
All consumptive cases Tin the early
stages) are sure to get we'll. The os-
teopath opens up the lungs, giving
more space for the air, increases the
circulation, thereby building up the
lung tissue, making the lungs stronger
and more vigorous to battle with the
disease. No germs eau destroy heal
thy tissue. A normal circulation Of
the blood means health and that is
what osteopathy will do.-1t
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28
Farmers

Farmers
We want all your Ball barley.
3t6 PIERCE SEED Co., Pueblo.
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28
Farm Women to Meet

The first congress OF farm women
ever held Is to be called ut Colorado
Springs In October in connection with
the sessions OF the International Dry
Farming congress There is a broad
field for agricultural extension work
that has never been touched. The
object OF the congress is to solve many
OF the difficult problems that farm
women have to meet alone and should
result In better farm homes and i'm
planting In the hearts OF young people
aspirito OF loyalty and love for the farm.
1t depends upon the women them
selves whether the movement is sue
cess or failure.
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28

For Sale
Seven room house at a bargain. Geo.
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28
METHODIST CHURCH.

10 a. m. Sunday school, Fred Bass.
superintendent.
ll:OO a. M, sermon by pastor.
300 p. M. Junior League, Mrs. c.
II. Inman, Superintendent.
TOO p. m, Devotional service.
500 p. m. Evening sermon.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening at 7:3o.
Preaching at Olncy Springs on the
Ist and sd Sundays of each month
Kings Center on the End aud 4th Sun
days at 800 p. m.
Onicial board meeting on May lst at
500 p. m.
YOU arc welcome at any and all
Df these services.
CLYDE H. INMAN. Pastor.
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28
Wanted

Wanted
A young man about fifteen years old
to assist in the Ordway Jewelry Store.
No experience necessary. References
REQUIRED. NJ. A. Rhodes.
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28

For Sale
Good double driving harness. J. M.
at Citizens Bank.-2tS
The Ordway new era., 1911-04-28
Versatile Artists

1t Is probably no exaggeration to say
that the Dunbars are the most versa.
tile company that ever visited C0rt-
land. There was not dull moment
IN their program. Two numbers they
gave last year were all that we're re-
peated and they by request. Ordinar-
lily 1t Is risky to engage a company for
the third year, but not with the Dun.
bars.-Cortland IN. W Standard.
The Dunbars appear at the Ordway
opera house on Thursday evening,
Nav IL,