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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
No Crime Wave here, He says.

No Crime Wave Here, He Says.
To the Editor OF the Evening Star:
do not know about the crime wave
anywhere else, but I am in a position
to know that there Is no such crime
wave In Newark.
AS a matter Of fact Newark has peer
freer from such things within the past
few weeks than it has been In a long
time.
am told this by officers OF the vari-
GUS precincts. and they surely ought
to know. Last week. for example,
there was not a prisoner In the Sec
end precinct for three days. When
you consider the neighborhood that Is
pretty good for a city of his size.
This talk about a crime wave when
there is no such thing is wrong. 1t
simply infiames the minds of ignorant
people who might really help make 1t
a crime wave. Whenever possible we
ought. to look at the bright side Of
things when there is a bright side to
look at.
All the police officers are agreed In
saying that this city has been remark
0biy free from crime these last few
weeks in spite Of what professional
kickers say about it..
Let US be more cheerful, let us have
q brighter outlook upon things. This
win help make things better than talk
ing about evils hat do not exist. Par
ticularly is this true of those who are
In a position to influence the minds Of
others susceptible to suggestion.
do not near of course, that we
ought to shut cur eyes to existing evi's,
hut we certainly ought not to find evils
where there are none.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
That Forest Hin rirehouse.

To the Editor Of the Evening Star:
Will a long agitation of the Forest
Hill en~gine-house question come to a
close at last?
Years g petitions we're sent to the
City Hall, appropriations were made
and f%frehouses talked about in this sec
ton. What happened? Nothing.
Now, at last a site is recommended.
which ought to meet with the approval
OF all parties who are interested In the
welfare Of the Forest Hill and Ballan-
tine sections.
Verona and Highland while
not exactly in the centre of this section,
is a very good one, and If the city uses
the house, a s has been stated 1t could
be used, they will come into possession
of something good and reasonable.
know, as everyone else knows who
resides In this section, that an engine
house Is wanted, and wanted more than
eyer at present.
Why, nearly one-third of the entire
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
HSofSEaL
X GNEEKIhyeAS
HIP Al s0 HAS LAUNDRY.

Bob, the man OF all work In an up
town laundry. was stunning through the
office yesterday when the manager
wondering how Bob managed to i've
on SO a week, said:
bob, what do you do on the outside
to earn a living?"
use de OBJ a Iaund'y. sab,
an I makes a right cumf'rt'ble Twin
sab"
The manager looked surprised.
whats the name Of your laundry,
Bob?" he asked.
Hannah Maria johnson, sah."-Phii-
adelphia Times.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
THE CONGRESS IN SESSION.

0H HE Democratic majority in the House of Representatives has
ii a splendid opportunity in the extra session of Congress,
which convenes today, to make a record such as will be
valuable to the party in the national elections next year. There is
q promising beginning. The House is stripped of it's official sine.
cures. This selfdenial by the members of the majority, for it is
real selfdenial, considering the fact that every representative has
friends and partisans to reward, is a good augury of more important
economies to be effected in the executive departments and in the
seasonal appropriations next winter. But the extra session prom
Uses to be "A prolonged one, and there is no guaranty that the har
monious feeling and party unity at the opening of the session will
endure until its close.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
THE CYNICAL PHILOSOPHER.

A woman in the case may be all
right; it is when there are W that
there is likely to be trouble.
When a woman dresses to please the
men. she doesn't nave much success
with the one who is paying for 1t.
A woman stops telling her age as
soon as age begins telling on her.
A man may smile and smile and be
a villain-or just a simple idiot
All flowers bloom in the conservatory
except the wallfower.-Smart Set.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
FACTORY owners Respon,abIe.

To the Editor of the Evening Star.
A certain School of radicals tells
us that the reason we have such fires
as recently occurred in New York is
because the employer. to make both
ends meet, is forced to do everything
in his power to economize, and instead
OF building a safe factory he chooses
one that is cheap. regardless of
whether 1t is safe or not. COMPETE
ton, say these men, is the cause of 1t
all; the present system of society is
responsible and not the individual en-
ployer. d.
In direct contradiction TO this comes
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
The People: 5 Rostrum

increase in building OF dwellings In the
city has been going on In this section.
Is that not alone enough reason for an
engine-house? -
What do the majority OF business
men and property-owners want in this
section? A firehouse, of course.
If other sections have fine fire pro-
lection, why shouldn't weg
AS I said before. let us hope that this
long-talked-of agitation will come to a
close and Lee us hope thatzt the next
meeting of the finance and building
committees an appropriation will be
made to get III 1rehouse. Very re-
spectfully, NATHAN d. B. FISH.
657 Highland avenue.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
SECRET OF SUCCESS.

PLUCK" said James Patten. the
multi-millionaire food products plung-
er. of Chicago, rs the secret of sue
cess"
We'll" interrupted a brother spec
ulator. I'll give you a thousand dol
lars IL you'll teach me your method of
plucking."-Human Life.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
N FIrD LITERATURE

"why don't you write a novels?
"Too much work There's the plot Co
develop, the epigram, the character
studies. and the heart interest"
MAKE 1t a dialect novel. Then you
needn't bother about anything but the
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
W OF A KIND.

"Oh, George!" sighed the lovesick
maiden, I'm not worthy to be you
wife"
WELL" replied George YEARLY, I'm
not worthy to be you husband, SO
we're just about matched" The
Catholic Standard and Times.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
LOST DEMOCRATIC CREDIT n TRENTON.

oTa HE first important bill to be passed by the two houses is a
Senate bill. Senator Edge has the distinction of fathering
the employers liability bill passed by the Legislature and
sent to the Governor. The administration bill, introduced in the
House, has become material for the legislative waste basket. The
Senate takes credit for the legislation. Ineptitude in the control Of
the House has sacrificed for the Democratic majority the prestige of
originating IN employers liability bill. Nor h this all the party
toll to be paid for the Record Geran bill, the one absorbing idea of
the State administration. +,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04
MISTAKEN CALCULATION.

why is that man s o determined to
marry a prima donna?"
He has al absurd idea that she will
have to save her voice in singing in
stead of using II to tell him exactly
what she thinks w Star.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-04-04

The STAR extends the privilege
OF these columns to the public and
not more than one hundred words
treating OF topics Of the hour.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, BAckAcHE, STRAIN.
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't II be nice within a week or no
TO begin TO say goodbye forever to tho
scaldlng, dribbling. strainIng. or too fire.
quent passage OF urine, tho forehead and
the back -of-thc- head aches; tho stitches
and pains In tho back; the growing mus
Gle weakness: spots before the eyes. yell
low skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles. leg cramps unnatural
short BREATH Bleeplessness and the de-
spondency?
have recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on, and II you want to
make QUICK RECOVERY. you ought
10 write and get copy Of II. Many n
doctor would charge you $3.50 just for
writing this prescription, but l have It
aud will be glad TO send It TO you entire
~ free Just drop me II line like this;
pr. A. Il. Robinson. X -266 Luck Building,
Detroit. Mich. and will send II by re-
turn mail In plain envelope. AS you will
see when you get g. this recipe contains
only pure harmless remedies but IT has
great healing and pain conqucring power.
II will quickly show it's power once you
use II. so ! think you had better see what
1t Is without delay. | will send you u
copy free-you can use It and cure your
self at home.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
travelling by Vince Ibarrow.

81 must hasten on to Ping.Ying,
This trip Of 10 miles was to be under.
taken, to our huge delight, In whe !.
barrows. but in two days, with Chi.
nese inn for the night Bishop Scott
and were on one barrow, Manchester
followed on the second the luggage
In a third We did It luxuriously
with three men TO each barrow--one
in front, one behind on the handles,
and third with rope in front of
all
Are there springs to the barrow
Certainly not. II would be no fun II
there were Bumps or course on
the first day we calculated we had 25..
the first day we calculated we had 25
600 81 them, the best were caused by
drops OF six inches or more from one
stone TO another. got quite used &c
them, and found could sleeI
stretched luXuriously on my mat
tress Bishop Montgomery In Mis-
sion Field.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
SCALES ALL OVER HER BODY

About three years ago l was af-
fected by white scales on my knees
and elbows. ! consulted a doctor who
treated me for ringworm. saw no
change and consulted specialist and
he claimed ! had psoriasis. | contin.
ued treatments under him for about
six months until | saw scales break.
ing out all over my body save my
face. My scalp was affected. and my
heir began to fall l then changed
doctors 10 no avail. | went TO two
hospitals and each wanted to make q
study OF the case and seemed unable
TO cure It or assure me Of n cure, I
tried several patent medicines and
was finally advised by n friend who
has used CuticurR on her children
since their birth, to purchase The
Cuticura Remedies. ! purchased q
cake of Soap, tho Ointment and the
Resolvent. After the first application
the itching was allayed.
II am still using the Soap and Oint-
ment and now feel that none other Ia
good enough for my skin. The psor.
iasis has disappeared and every.
where feel better. My hands were so
disngured before using the Cuticura
Remedies that had to wear gloves all
the time Now my body and hands
are looking fine" (Signedl Miss Sara
Burnett, 2l35 Fitzwater St.. Philadel.
phia, Pa. Sept. 30, 1910
Cuticura Soap (25c) and Cutlcura
Ointment (5Oc) are sold throughout
the world. Send TO Potter Drug q
Chem. Corp. sole props, 1876 Coium-
bus Ave. Boston, for free book on Of.
fections OF the skin and scalp.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
GREATEST OF LEGAL ORATORS
Proud Position That Has Been Ac
corded TO William Pinkney
Of Maryland.

But by long odds the greatest OF our
purely legal orators was William
pinkney of Maryland. His speeches
were the beacon lights that directed
the footsteps of the Supreme court
Of the United States In the formative
period OF our government.
The great argument I'm the Nereide
prize law case is STEPPED In n richer
rhetoric than almost any other OF his
speeches. The bold figure of Her
cules crushing the Nemeun lion has
been referred TO as one OF the sub
FINEST in our oratory.
Seldom has any man been so abund.
antly equipped for the highest dis
plays of eloquence. and this. too, was
largely the result of his later studies.
When sent as an ambassador TO Eng.
land he was asked ut table one day
for his opinion on certain Greek
phrase being discussed at the time.
and was ineflably mortified and hu.
inflated to confess that he knew moth.
ing of the subject under discussion.
Then and there vas born In him the
determination TO be classical schol-
ar. and bending himself TO the task
he became in few years highly pro-
licient not alone in the ancient but In
the modern classics as we'll. His
mind became reservoir OF judicial
and literary learning and his speeches
began to bear the indefinable impress
OF mental superiority.
His eloquence satisfied the intellect
as we'll as the love OF ornament. No
vocabulary ever surpassed his in full
and rounded excellence. Poetic to n
| rare degree, yet governed withal by
an almost perfect taste. he clothed his
| large philosophy in the sheen OF such
a golden style as made 1t seem quite
matter OF course that Story and
Marshall should pronounce him in.
comparable" and that he should be
the boast OF Maryland and the pride
| OF the United States" II Is not too
much to say that had all of hts
speeches before the Supreme court
and elsewhere been preserved he
would have been universally esteemed
the greatest OF legal orators In the
whole world. He was greater than
Isaeus or Lysias because his view was
broader and more philosophical and
his powers OF expression by far more
poetical captivating and persuasive.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
ROMANCE OF COLD WEATHER
Man Saves Two Lives but Subsequent
llonlzing Is Much TO His
Disadvantage.

Two lovers were strolling along a
canal bank on the outskirts of Paris
the other day when the woman sud
denly ran from her companion and
threw herself into the water, Though
but bad swimmer, her companion at
once jumped in to rescue her, but he
was unable to do So and both were
In peril OF drowning. At this mo-
ment stranger came along. and see
ing the struggling couple, bravely
Jumped in and succeeded in bringing
both the man and the woman to the
bank, whore they were soon revived.
A cheering crowd assembled TO con.
graduate the rescuer who, however.
showed great reluctance to be lion
ized. He was quickly walking away
when two policemen came on the
scene and insisted that the name and
address Of so brave n man should be
taken. Their surprise was great
when they found that the gallant
rescuer was burglar for whom the
police were aaxiously searching. He
was taken into Tustody and will be
brought up for sentence. II is expect.
ed that the gallant rescue will lead
to his dismissal, or at least TO re-
duction IN any sentence that might
otherwise have been passed on him
for his less heroic deeds.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

detail, and yet he has to make the
exposure In a poorly lighted room
with shadows and background all
askew. II is up to him TO know just
what background to use. how to place
various rehectors SO as to give the
required In the uncertain light to
make his negative exactly right the
first time. II he failed, It might mean
a waste OF as much as $40 or more
In material He must know this in
stinctively and through his experience
Or he might be sent to cathedral TO
make picture OF an altar. Obviously
the altar cannot be moved into bet.
ter light. He must know just the lens.
the proper paper and the exposure to
bring the perfect result required. How
many amateurs could do this?
After attaining high skill as an op'
orator, your boy will either get po'
sition ms head Of large corps OF pho
tographers employed by the govern
ment or some public institution or n
firm that makes a specially OF some
particular phase Of photography or a
museum or other scientific institution
where he may earn large salary; or
else he will go into business for him
self.
In the latter case there is no end
OF opportunities; for photographs OF
every conceivable thing under the sun
from portraits to X.ray pictures in
hospitals. are in universal demand
also there is independent work to be
done in photo-engraving. electroplat
ing, lithographing and other lines OF
mechanical photoreproduction. Pho
tographers have grown rich In con
Quoting galleries for portrait work
alone. There are persons who are Will
ing to pay as much as 81 to $40 apiece
for their portraits, and the profits are
very large
Copyright, 1910. by the Associated Lit
erary Pross)
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
MoIssant's Comparison

Tho late John b. Molssant was q
genial as we'll as n skillful airman."
said a Chicago editor
81 remember well visit he once
made me. with drawings of an aero
plane OF his own invention under his
arm. joked him n little about the
machine--it certainly had heavy,
awkward look. But he said with a
laugh:
"'Oh, don't Judge even an aero
plane by It's outside. What II the man
who discovered the oyster hadn't
stopped to pry open the SHELF"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
Contrary to Public Policy.

Caller with d great thoughD Don't
syou think It would be splendid thing
If you were to employ a skilled physi.
sian TO edit column in your paper
devoted TO answering sick peoples
questions and telling them how to
cure themselves? Wouldn't 1t save
many a poor family from having to
pay a doctor bill?
Editor (of Daily BreadD-My dear
sir. think OF the thousands of good
doctors in this town who are barely
keeping soul and body together! Chi.
cago TRIBUNE.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
Mo Reason for pride

I'VE won't print any such stun 40
that" said the editor. loftily, as he
handed back the manuscript.
well, you needn't be so naughty
about it," retorted the Irregular Con
tributor. You're not the only one
who won't print it."-Tit-Bits.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
a Gold Comparlson,

$50 you are going to give mp po-
etry7"
81 am" replied the earnest youth.
I'm going to study medicine. A
prescription commands enormously
more respect than poem"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
And They We're.

Boarder ton leaving Madam, you
are one Of the most honest persons l
have ever met.
Landlady I'm glad to hear you say
that. sir
Boarder Yes; your honesty is even
apparent on the very front OF your
establishment Your sign says
"Boarders taken ini"-Stray Stories
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
PHOTOGRAPHIC

Despite the fact that so many
are engaged in il and that anna
teurs have taken II up with
such enthusiasm, here is an &C.
cupation which still offers your
boy an excellent opportunity to
obtain a livelihood and even TO
accumulate a fortune. The pop
uIar competition has not In
lured the business.
BY c. w. JENNINGS.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

What is passing in the heart Of an.
other rarely escapes tho observation
OF one who Is strict anutomLst OF
his own.-Shelley.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Household troubles; Headache, Tooth
ache Earnchc, Stomach ache. HRmlns
Wizard oil cures these aches and pains
so why don't you keep u bottle in the
house.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Constipation causes and seriously aggra.
Yates many diseases. II is thoroughly cured
by Dir. Pierces Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
pranules
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

II is no use running: to set out be-
times is the main point.-La Fontaine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
tsething softena the gums, reduces inhamma'
ton, allayH pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06
A Real Treat.

what are ye eatin?"
"a dimes worth o salt wild some
peanuts In it."-Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Garfield Tea puriGcs the blood, crndi.
Gates rheumatism govt md other diseases
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Better general health is sure TO follow,
the usn OF the natural Herb laxative, Gar
field Tea. 1t corrects constipation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Think all you speak, but speak not
all you think-Delarem
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

A suspicious woman raises a large
crop Of doubts.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

It's no use a church advertising tho
Bible when II is lodging It's bills.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Many who used TO smoke l0c cigars now
buy Lewis Single Binder straight &c.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Some sermons come near being dem
onstratlons OF eternal punishment
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Nothing chloroforms church quick.
er than minister dosed with dignity.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

1t is the rally of loyal allies which
helps most TO win Il good cause to VIC
tory.--W. S. Royston.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

HE fact that photography is
a profession Of itself, and
that thousands Of men all
over the world are getting
rich by means Of II in spite
of the noDular amateur com
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1911-04-06

Color morc goods brighter and faster colors than
dye any garment without ripping apart Writ
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-05-25
Meaning o. Decoration pay.

or all your yearly feasts. Decoration
day is perhaps the most distinctly ma
tional. The adjoining OF the soldiers
graves is but the outward manifesto
ton of a feeling which Is all the strong
er in that u national history Is SO
brief a one. The men who fell at
Chickamauga or Bull Run need not
share their honor with the well nigh
mythical heroes of a thousand years
age. They. themselves. have written,
the sages Of own race. in their life
blood. and they will be passed on to
generations yet unborn. Monuments
have been raised in their honor, but
the story Of their deeds. as told from
son to sire. will outlast the crumbling
stones. Little did these heroes dream
Of all this. as they marched out to do
and die. They had no vision OF honors
to be heaped upon them by a grateful
people. With the simplicity inherited
from their pioneer fathers, they
marched u to meet the foe, all un-
conscious Of h herOism which Is the
dearest heritage OF their descendants.