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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

The sweet girl graduate got her crown also this month and George and Mary have no monopoly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

A pessimist describes the coronation spectacle as 100000 empty stomschs at a s2,000,000 empty show.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

John Hays Hammond will have to sell mine if he is called to attend another coronation very soon
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

An old guard or standpat republican is called in Mexico a cientlfico. All countries have unprogressives.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

June is doing its best to promote tho crops. It was unkind at first 10 them, but it has reformed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

Lord Kitchener is freely honored by his country without, however. giving the great soldier a field suited to his ca pacity.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

The Congressional Record will never be popular among women until it's form is better adopted to pantry shelves.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
A,e.3,aeQ
TOLD THE TR1TTu

pr. Grfbble can look at your tongue and tell when you are broke" You're joking"
 No, I'm not. He looked at my tongue and said l needed change"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
NEPTUNE SPEAKS.

They sat beside the shore,
 He held her hand. Tho moon was sailing OCT
 That silver strand. Anon old Oceans voice
 Came from the vast: Fond hearts, you've made your choice The die is east
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF WOMEN

The truth is the longest day in the year" is just about ten in number.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

The democratic congressman who voted against the Underwood wool schedule is accounted the black sheep of the House.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
. w.,,-Knovn Educator

pr. Edwin Mims, professor in the University of North Carolina, Is spend- ing few days in Birmingham. His sight seeing has embraced Ensiey, Corey and the residential sections of Birmingham proper.
 pr. Mims is one of the best known edu- cators in the south and his strong, com plimentary words regarding the school system of Birmingham were appreciated bv prominent citizens he met.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
MORE TO THE PIIRPOSE.

MORE TO THE PURPOSE. "A Missouri man has insured the lives of his mules
 If he is going to associate with those mules he'd better insure himself
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, Is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. Hamlet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
COMING BACK.

They parted forever Kind reader. don't grieve; He's made an engagement To see her this eve.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
A LULLABY.

 Wee traveller to a magic realm, Oh take me with you, please, When the stars look down on a sleepy
 world
 And wind signs through the trees. I'm told there are songs by a heaven
 ly choir
 And the musical tinkle of streams, And the loveliest visions the soul ever
 saw
 In the beautiful Land of Dreams. In a golden car, from star to star, We'll sail with the speed of the wind, And the man in the moon, a stupid old
 loon,
 Win not have the sense to mind. And only when Dawn trips over the
 lawn,
 With diamonds of dew in her hair, Will we journey home OCT Cloudland's s foam From the Land of Dreams so fair.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
A WAY THEY HAVE.

As Sherlock Holmes delivered the ia : nous crook to an officer from Scotland Yard he turned to Dr. Watson and re- marked q am very glad, Watson. that this man Cobbit is only cracksman and not a waiter"
 Exactly" said pr. Watson, complete ly in the dark.
 Because" continued the great de- tective. walters always disappear just when they are wanted"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
SHOWN TYP.

He thought he knew 1t all--was but
 A most conceited jake; For when his small son questions put He found out his nistak>
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

A GILDED HoSTELRY.
 "The head porter of a Louisville hotel owns a touring car"
 "The head waiter of that hotel must be rich beyond the dreams of avarice."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
vAIJrE OF AN ACCENT

VALUE OF AN ACCENT. q haven't enough money to pay this dinner check
 "Oh, that's all right. Just explain to the cashier that you cawn't' pay it. He'll think you are bowling swell and give you credit"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

pend upon the present commissioners oi Birmingham to sec that the saloons are properly regulated and that the Jaws gov erning them are enforced.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25
JUST SC

JUST SO. "The Tie That Binds" Is famed of airs. The tie that sticks Is why man swears.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-25

No communication will be published without its authors name. Rejected manuscript will not be returned unless stamps are inclosed for that purpose.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Reports Of Life Companies.

The sworn statements of twenty eight
legal reserve life insurance companies
doing business in the state of Utah have
been filed with the insurance commits
sioner. The reports give the amounts at
risk December 31 1909: business written
In the year 1910. premiums received last
year, losses paid and risks In force De-
cemher 81 1910. The risks in force on
December 81 last year amount to sos
ie6549 New business written on the
lives OF citizens throughout the state
total up 10 S9.35i.loS. an increase OF
nearly S2,000.000 over the previous year
The total amount received in premiums
was 81 $50 400 while tho losses amounted
Ia S20S.l .l40 II is estimated that from
one -fifth 10 two-thrds of the total bust
ness reported should he credited to Salt
Lake City. the remainder going 10 other
cities and towns throughout the state.
This estimate. however. Is by no means
authoritative and The conclusion thus
reached is based upon the fact that when
life insurance was first written TO any
extent in Utah the greater portion of
IL came from residents OF this city. The
report In full follows.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Maccabees.

Banner hive No. II, IT, o. T. NJ. will
hold regular review Tuesday. March ri.
at .. .. F. hall. large delegation
or ogden ladies' viii he present and a
banquet VIII be held In their honor All
the members who offered TO assist are
requested 10 be AT the hall al 10 O'Clock
The following named ladies' make up the
guard team for ogden. Sarah Erwin.
Etta Rowe, Pauline Sowadzki. Addahel
Wahlqulst. Matte Banks. Minnie Smith.
Snsar Saiderson, Lucy Wheelon Mable
Rich. Carrie Mccarthy. Hilda Olsen.
Mary RYAN. Net,e Rumph Marie Dar-
raby; color bearers. Edith Sasse and
Annie Lefevor. They are requested to re-
port for drill Monday at I. o. y. F. hall
at 2 o'clock and are also asked 10 wear
their white uniforms Tuesday. The la =
dies Of this hive are tubilaut over their
II was a financial success. All officers
and members are requested to he at the
hall at 1880 o'clock Tuesday.
The Ladies OF Liberty hive No will
entertain their friends al card social
ThH.r5;day H.n;aoiy afternoon; March 2S, from 10
East street All Lady Maccabees and
their friends are cordially invited.
y large attendance was present at the
review Of tent No. last Thursday even
ing. sir Knight Standish, former record
Keeper who now lives I'm Bingham with
drew In order TO join the Bingham tent.
ne degree team gave one candidate the
work in the first degree. Timely rema rks
were made by Sir knights Banks Wshl-
qulst and others regarding the new COS
tunes soon to come. also the reception
and entertainment the committee Is pre-
pairing for Supreme Commander Markey
April 20. IT is hoped the new paraphar-
ready large class has been secured for
the degree work.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Women Of Woodcraft.

Silver Maple circle No los met last
Fl. Williams in the chair. With only Two
exceptions every officer and guard re-
sponded TO roll call. Five candidates were
Initiated The Thimble club VIII meet
Thursday afternoon with Noighbor Tay-
lor. al 145 Sixth East street. Under the
head OF entertainment Neiehbor Baer
with sixteen of her members gave a
farmers Virginia reel. which was enjoyed
by all Visiting neighhors from Park
City and Midvsls were welcomed with
circle honors. Next Friday night the
play entitled "A Box Of Monkeys will
be given. Monday. May T. has been de-
cided upon for the grand rally. and all
members are working hard for benefit
number so as tc secure seat at the
banquet
The meeting Of Salt Lake circle was
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
I. O, o, F.

Miriam Rcbckah lodge No met in
regular session last Saturday night at
l. o. q. F. hall with large attendance.
Besides the regular order OF business.
the annual election of representatives TO
the Rebekah state assembly. which con-
venes in this city next month. was held,
the following past noble grands being
elected for term OF two years: Sister
Clara Brown. representative. and Sister
Maud Watrous, alternate. Members OF
the order who arc visiting in the city
are cordially invited to attend the lodge
meetings.
ST, Patricks day was celebrated by
Salt Lake lodge No. >, ]. q. o. f., most
or the members. their wives. sisters.
swecthcarts. etc, being in attendance. A
good programme was rendered. The
success OF the entertainment was owing
TO the efforts of the committee consist =
ing of Secretary a. j. Wilson. + G..
Jackson. l.. G. Amcs and others. Next
Friday night the regular session and sec
ond degree.
The Naomi Past Noble Grand club will
give card social al tho home OF Mrs.
Nettic 9. MaroneY, 1liI Eleventh East
street and Princeton avenue, next Thurs
day afternoon. Mrs. Maroney. VIII he
assisted oy Mrs Mary G. Nickcrson.
Louisa Vinegar and Frances Pendleton.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Fraterual Brotherhood.

sego Lily No. 252 is having splendid
nee, im,eefinss Last meeting. there was in
cd for an entertainment for April 90 and
everyone is planning for a big class of
candidates the night OF Sister Neldig' S
visit April 6. There will he something
special and out OF the ordinary for the
good OF the order next Thursday and a
good crowd is expected. The next card
party Of the drill team VIII be held a,
the home of Mrs F. Knowlden. % East
seventh South.
Utah lodge No. 365 is arranging TO meet
every Wednesday night commencing the
first week in April. There VIII be n short
meeting next Wednesday, after which the
drill team WIFI practice 10 have the work
perfect when Sister Neidig Is here. The
officers. too, will brush up on their work
The entertainment to ne given by the
postponed to April.
Murray lodge No. 7lS had a we'll l-at-
tended meeting and plans were made for
the enterta inment OF Sister Neidig the
night of April !. The drill team and Of
right and to have a class Of candidates
for Sister Neidig 10 initiate. card
party Is also under way.
Ogden lodge No. 371 initiated FIVE cam
dldstes. Sister Whitehead presiding
There Is every prospecr or this lodge
growing TO be the largest I'm the state.
The members Of this lodge are determined
to have the largest class OF any lodge
in the state for Sister Neidig to Initiate
y committee was appointed to arrange
which hall the next meeting shall be held
in and postcards will be sent to the mem
oers giving full particulars.
Bingham lodge No. 64i initiated three
candidates AT Its meeting March ~. The
officers of the lodge were installed by
state Manager Brother Vivian White
head, after which all went to the ban
quet room and enjoyed supper arranged
by Samuel Siandish Then everyone
danced ill II o'clock when there was an
intermssion.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
ROYAL Neighbors of America.

salt Lake Valley camp No 3072 met in
regular session last Thursday night. y
booster meeting was planned for Thurs
day March 80. Every member is request :
cd TO help boost by bringing one friend
that Is not member, also two sand
wIchcs and A piece OF cake tied up In a
paper napkin.
\ splendid entertainment has been
planned 10 consist Of songs. recitations.
speeches and a fancy drill. Ncighbor
RoIhwcll gave q report as delegate 10
the state camp meeting and IL was de-
cided To send her TO Denver May 2. when
the supreme camp session will be held.
Visitors are always welcome. The Thin
bic club Will meet with NeiGhbor Anna
Davis Wednesday afternoon at I79 East
Seventh South street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
G.. A. r.

George r. Maxwell w. r. c. viii enter
tsln at card socinl Friday afternoon al
2:3O o'clock al the home of Mrs. Maxwell
in the .Wnney apartments on Picrpont
avenue. Mrs. Maxwell will he assisted by
Mrs. Burns. Mrs. Best, Mrs. Grown. Mrs
cowan. Mrs. Cohn and Mrs. Davis.
The James r. Mexican w. r. &. No ]
win hold Its regular meeting Wednesday
March %. at 2'30 o'clock in l. q. o. +,
hall. 4 full attendance is desired
The James G. Rice circle No. 3. Ladies
of the G. s. r., viii hold It's regular
meeting at 2:3o Q. m. in Eagle hall,
March 81. 1911, when IL will install new
president and other officers and will in
itlate three new candidates.
At a regular meeting OF George r. Max
well post No !. held Saturday. n vote wa :
taken and unanimously carried i'm favor
Of Past Post Commander II. Oshler for
department commander at the next dc
par,ment election to he held in the near
future. Tho next meeting of the post
viii be held April !.
Mexican post will hold q regular meet
ing Saturday evening, and II Will be
interesting for all the comrades TO be in
attendance. The commander wishes the
members 10 be present promptly at I:3O
o'clock
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
|IIIE RESCUE CAR
NDN IN THIS STATE
t,,,rs Being Taught Use of
4, oxygen Helmet and First
Aid TO the Injured.

-rpr-RG. March 1s.-John L. Coch-
s.,.t,cIan OF the bureau oil mines.
r -, ths itinerary OF mine rescue
~ y. with headousrters at Rock
Y - Wvo. This car IN charse of
ss .,,h will stop at the various min
IN Utah for the period stated
3 sA" ,,,nsrary and will teach the miners
" If the oxygen helmet which per
,r,Ifcial breathing in poisonous
p ..d will also teach first aid TO the
THE dates follow;
EtIso, Is the car leaves ROCK
fsoNiS,gn md arrives at Black Buttes.
frhsIr hsr.Sr,,ary SmT Is it leaves Black But,es
Tle.[,vss AT Almy. Wyo. February %
|E arn, rI,,rv' Wyo.. for Coalville. Utah; :;
eFss 1i'il Il leaves Coalville. Utah; for
'tEa fr.ek -: Utah: March 20. leaves
~ Sreek for Provo; April l, leaves
l1s sor Scolield: April ID, leaves SEQ
:'f''p :, III 'UInterouariers; April %. leaves
~ ioI ,,,srs for Clear Creek: April %,
'lDt'lg'ius lD1'inar Creek for Castle Gate: MAY c,
ave cssi,e Gate for Kenilworth: MAY
~. ''.yss Kenilworth for Sunnyside; June
n,. ~ snnnvside for Hiawatha. June
Es ,yss Eiawatlia for Mohrland; June
! ssyes MOhrl3nd
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Danish Brotherhood,

4 thoroughly good time was enjoyed AT
the social and dance given in honor OF
The ladies' last Thursday evening at the
J. o, o. f.. hall under the auspices OF the
Apollo lodge Danish Brotherhood. en-
tirely justifylpS the efforts OF the com
mittee in charge. THE hall was bcauti
fully decorated with the national co'ors
OF Denmark and America and pro
fusion OF palms Coffee, cake and punch
were served IN the evening. adding ma
terially towards tho pleasure. and II was
not until Al the stroke Of midnight tha'
all the guests reluctantly wended thcil
way homeward The Apollo lodge VII
hold Its regular meeting next Friday
evening and visitors are always welcome
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
poval Hiehlanders.

-.r viii be q regular meeting. OF
ieei- is.s,Ie this evening in the hall in
,.,.,ion w lion Of Labor building. Plans for
srsnIns's entertainment are com
"a. and all sre assured a good time.
Htruan Wallace has promised 70 pre-.
sTr sr,s 20 he interesting. The card
lsst Monday evening was sue
Tho prizes were both beautiful
= -.sfl and were appreciated by the
Tne drill team went 10 Mid
4 ,.s, Wednesdey evening TO put on
,,SIhtion drill for the volunteer fire
4, AZ their ball They received many
--rinsnts. The meeting th,s evening
a ssubsrs having out tickets for the
- or card party will report TO the
,rnsn Of their respective committees
,'rht that final report may be made
Il .tie Tine.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
News Of the Insurance World

competent authority in short, the aim
and intent OF the bin Is 10 establish the
fraternal systems on a safer and sancr
basis.
Rebaters and Twsters.
The Ohio Legislature has enacted 2 law
having for its object the stopping Of re-
hating and twisting. The details OF the
anti-rehate provision are said TO he so
fine that no favor Of any kind can he
shown n policyhoder beyond tho cour-
teses Of life without running the riSE
OF conviction. Commenting upon this
new law. one Of the leading insurance
journals OF the country has this TO say:
There are many anti-rcbatc laws and
many rebaters. II all violations could
be discovered and punished with impris-
onment we would have larger and more
modern iails. Perhaps this Ohio low
may turn the trick; but 1t is doubtful.
Settlement Of Death Claims.
Under the caption Still Grleving," a
newspaper iokesmith evolved the follow
ing imaginary conversation: $50 she has
lost her husband? Has she recovered
from her grief yet?"
Not yet. You know how slow those
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20

son. as the companies would. no doubt,
be disposed TO regard this as a case OF
suicide.
The North American Accident Insur-
anCe company of Chicago has issued a
handsomely illustrated pamphlet called
the Manic dated February, 1911. the
twcnty-tifth ANNIVERSARY Of the com
pany's existence. I, contains a fine half
tone of Vice President A. r. Forrest and
photographs Of the exterior and interior
Of IN" companys home offices. II is also
repleie with timely and valuable sug-
gestions from. The company's leading Of
icials TO the field force throughout the
country.
Recent numbers Of the Insurance
Field" published in Louisville. Ky.
have contained complimentary notices OF
John u. Spencer, vice president Of the
National AsscCIation Of Life t-nderwrit-
crs: VIII g Farrell, national executive
committeeman from Utah. Joseph Melt
Ger. president Of the Utah association;
+. r. Francisco. vice president. and ].
V. Smith. secretary. The articles com
mend the work each has done for the
cause or life insurance in the state with
particular reference TO association sc-
tiTty and results.
Tribune Reporter Printing Co.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
British Fraternal Society.

The usual fortnlGhtiy meeting OF the
society will he held Thursday evening
next at O'Clock in the rooms. 23s old
Cmmercial club building. South West
Temple street. There VIII he few items
OF business: then the evening VIII be
devoted to recreation. Members are asked
TO come early and bring their friends.
The Thursday evening following >
grand benefit concert Will be held in arc
viii be open TO all who care 10 attend. \
first-Class programme Is promised. in
Guiding n dramatic sketch by members
and other well known men and women
Will give their services
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Modern Woodrnen,

rr,-noIsIor camD No. l0S92, N. ". 4.
r.,Ir one OF the most enthusiastic and
nnjovarlc meetings since It's organization
last TUESDAY night. Every chair was
.nrrnniod The, escort served n delicious
G,ncbrnn and cigars were passed. lie
rencivod a hearty vote Of thanks, TWO
strangers were given the beneficial de, Dc
SayorabIc IL has been decided To de-
vots Sto' TWO OF tho four meetings each month
to socials and coniire the camp pnsl
ness to the remaining TWO SapLs,l ~ a., :,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Fraternal Union of America

The entertainment given by Evergreen
lodge. No. 16t Monday last 10 members
and friends was excellent. each number
Of the programme being OF the highest
class. The hall was comfortably filled.
extra chairs having to be provided for
the crowds who thronged the building.
meeting of the lodge will be Monday,
March 2T
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Red Men.

The members of Washakie tribe No. /
met around the council fire last Mon
day night Among the work done was
the adoption degree conferred on one
paleface and one application for the same
degree was referred to the committee for
investiga ton The chiefs degree will
he again put on tonight. There are
three applicants. A full attendance is
assured
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
WHITE HANDS OR
RED HANDS, WHICH?

become soft white hands on rising
through the simple and economical one
night treatment afforded by Cuticura
soap and CutiCura ointment. Battle and
soak the hands on retiring, in hot
lather of Cuticura soap. Dry and anoint
freely with Cuticura ointment. and in
severe cases spread the ointment on
thin pieces OF old linen or cotton. Wear
during The night old. loose gloves TO
protect the clothing from stain Most
effective for chapped. Itching and bleed
ing hands.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Secret and Fraternal Societies

held last Monday evening. Five candi-
dates were shown through the mysteries
OF Woodcraft. The next meeting will be
held this evening. but as II is guards
drill night only short meeting will be
held. The meeting Will start at o oclock
sharp The guards dance viii be given
Thursday, March %. a jolly time is
promised
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Woodmen of World.

Deseret camp No i06, Woodmen of
the World. has obtained an opera COM
pany To render the opera "Mikado" at
Whitney hall Thursday evening, March
%. the proceeds TO go to the sick fund
of the order
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
American Yeonlen,

At last Thursdays meeting George
Wiegert \. T. Erwin and John Walden
worc given tho first degree Of yeomanry.
The applications of Mrs, Zina Enrich.
Mrs Riblin Mr.. and Mrs. Ford and Mrs;
-, NJ Rcrnhise we're favorably palIoteu
an There will be a benefit card party
March 23 The programme viii start eet
40 sharp All archers In good stand
ing are invited TO attend WIN thelr
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
knights of Pythias.

Hermion temple No. S, Pythian Sisters.
noon at the K. OF P hall. 161 Second
East. at O'Clock. After the meeting
a card party Will be given. TO which all
are invited
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Locomotive Engineers.

give a benefit card party Wednesday
evening, March p. at o'clock in the
Moose club rooms
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20

al Buffalo, y. Y. in June in full uni
form for duty. Next Tuesday evening
several> candidates will be given the ben
efcial and fraternal degrees. Another
rous!ng time is expected
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-03-20
Forestere of America

Court Salt Lake No will hold its reg
ulsr meeting next Tuesday evening All
are requested to be present. as an en-
ioyable session is looked for.