The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-04-21


The Furnace Golf season is over.
tut the game still hangs on.
And buying ice and coal on the self.
same day, isn't what it's cracked up
o be.
Do you men find one hat in ten
hats comfortable?
Here either.
We see by the paper that the Mex.
can army routed the rebels. When
hey get through down there, we'd
ike to have them come up here and
out cold in the head that we could
iirect them to, II they're anxious for
more war.
(There isn't any possible chance of
he cold getting well before the end of
he war. that's a cinch.)
No wonder Taft stirred up trouble
'or us with the Mexicans. Didn't he
wear a red necktie? And haven't the
Mexicans, trained in bull fights, learn
I'd long ago what red means?
ATcHlSoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
AS rule, luck is hard work in dis.
suise.
A white lie doesn't hold its color
very we'll
A bird in the hand isn't worth much
or catching insects.
You probably expect too much from
aborsaving machinery.
Some men put too much confidence
IN a confidential secretary.
Many people work harder to land a
Job than they do afterwards.
No woman feels dressed up unless
she has on a fresh pair of hose.
1t is easy to believe mans fish
stories when he gives you fish.
No matter if we don't know we like
o have people ask our opinion.
Farmers have become so prosperous
hat there is no longer a crying de-
mand for plow shoes.
Man is such a conceited animal that
he never believes his steady wishes he
would go home so she could get
little sleep.
1t may be that some mean men OBJ
wind doesn't have any chance of get
ing action on it.
A man may be old enough to know
better without knowing better; a good
many overlook their opportunities for
acquiring information.
w hCh q lldI plCahO uOW DtCduSt
ne doesn't take care of himself, he
likes to blame it on overwork in
order to become a martyr.
AS a timely topic at this season, the
Lancaster Literary society will en-
1eavor to determine which tastes
worse, beer or buttermilk.
If you don't appreciate Daughters
efforts on the piano, she will get even
with you by telling you how much
you lack the Finer Sensibilities.
Count MCGOWAN recently had a fall
ing out with a neighbor. THAT
man has sure broken his pick with
me-" is the way the count describes it.
If man has an extravagant wife,
and doesn't discourage her extrava-
gance, she is pretty apt to be the kind
Of a woman who will think him
brute.
"Dressy" is a sissy-sounding word,
it is that kind Of word or not,
and we object to having a clerk spring
1t on us when we order a pair of No.
shoes.
A woman may brag some If she in
duces her husband to go to church on
Sunday but she hasn't perfect control
OF him unless she can take him to
prayer meeting.
Women like to kiss the babies, and
a politician feels that he must. All
Of which is very hard on the babies
who aren't old enough to care for that
sort of foolishness.
Besides being larger than a hunting
coat, the average automobile coat
doesn't fit as well. Which is our no.
ton of some superlative in the misfit
line.
A boy may be modest in most par
ticulars, but he can't ride a bicycle
touching the handle bars, and
keep from showing that he feels as
superior as congressman feels.
Parties to a divorce never get the
lavish praise that was handed to them
when they were married, though it
happens that they deserve
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