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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-05-03
The man i'm the street.
Bon pout Sarms.

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zen.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-05-03

Die RcDSOrt Office fur sas ,Gin.
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stltpbou Spitb 2401.
- aommiFion gerpaltuna amer
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-05-03

an Der 4. unb WaiH Gtrobe fonb
geffern cine aoaifion stpifhen einer.
QBdgen Der aDonbdIe Gtrabsnbabns
liuit unb elmer Gommerear Der Belize
pne Dapson 2inie ftatt. Der s)dIs
iagiere Der bitbtbeftbssn 4Donbole
Gar bemd6tists iIn bebsutenbs aufs
rtguns. iseod tDnros gum Gliid
Hismanb DsIlsst.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-05-03

Gie Gpsiastsa Office iar bas sGin.
tsnRafi &olfsbIatta befinoet iif im
WtbdnSe BE. 609--511 WfaSifDa
Mnenae. ansrisen, Gittbrilnnaen
aHo geiteIanseH irstasiusI6sr Mrt
lperSeH bic 10 ubr AbeHSs saislbit
satgsgrHssHBmmea. SsIspbOH Ssatb
1884.
Sur Iebttn Rube
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Der Qsser BdIter Moor., Elm
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WorssH stgen 2 llbr aus sinem RE
itaarant an aoaqp0rtb uab Gin
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-05-03

AHaeberene EphIer

aniertgor'eH oer &nff1etsine Der oentcfrattftsn
S1ln'asDael am Sansftag Den 40. Sum 1911.
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Selner urtotur tann Hiematlo entio.
gen,
ssas oIe Rase gebiert, mug Dsa,5e
laseH.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-05-03

Die RcDSOrt Office fur sas ,Gin.
staHatlsr @olfsbIatt~ befiubet lid iu
Nu. 339 gcrf Strafe, sesenii6er Sem
Scurtbaais, DDirItit Rsuisfeitem, an.
setgsH II. |. IN. bis 10 ltbr 45 Rinntea
abeHos entsegeuacHpmuleu lusrSeu.
Stlepbou Epitb 2401.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Women or WarshIps,

In tie British navy of Nelson's day
II was not uncommon for wives to live
aboard men-o'-war with their sailor
husbands. Scarce one of En"land'S
walls of oak in Nelson's time but
had some woman aboard who hraVed
the perils and hardships of the sea in
order to be with her husband In
nearly every one of the twenty-seven
line of battleships under Nelson's
command in the great battle of Traf
algar was one or more women. wives
Of sailors. Surprise may be expressed
that English men-Of-war's men were
permitted to have their wives aboard.
1t was only by special permission Of
the admiralty that this could be done
and then permission was granted
somewhat in the light of penance for
sanctioning the press gang system.
which was largely In vogue at that
time. Men were seized in the streets
and other public places and compelled
to serve in British warships because
1.-THE king needed men," Some of the
men thus seized had political influence
and, being unjustly compelled to serve
in the navy, were permitted to have
their wives share their involuntary
servitude.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Freed His Mind In His Will.

Among curious wills that of GER
tain DR.. Dunlap, Il Canadian. has often
been quoted. 1t probably contained
some of the most maliciOuSly express
ed requests on record. To one broth
er the doctor left his books SO that he
might learn to read and acquire COM
mon sense. To another brother he left
his big silver watch that the said
brother might know the hour at which
men ought to get up of morning. To
his brother-in-law he left his best pipe
'in gratitude that he married my sis
ter Maggie, whom no man Of taste
would ever have taken" and to the
eldest son of friend he left a silver
tankard lest if he left it TO the friend
himself, who was Il rabid teetOtaler.
the latter might melt it down to cast
temperance medals. To one of his sis
terS he left Il silver drink cup for rea-
sons best known to herself" to anoth-
er the family Bible, so that she might
learn as much of its spirit as she al
ready knew Of its letter and become Il
better Christian, and to his eldest sis
ter a five acre field TO console her for
being married to a man that she had
to henpeck.-Chambers Journal.
The herald., 1911-03-16
A Pair of Cheerful Liars.

The crowd in the little country store
was watching the rain when Deacon
Witherspoon remarked that he'd seen
it rain about as hard as anybody ever
had seen it rain. Somebody said:
Deacon, how hard did you ever see
it rain;"
We'll, sir said the deacon, "once
upon n time, when | was at home, We
had IN old cider barrel laying out in
the yard with both ends out and the
Uunghole up, and, would you believe it,
it rained SO hard into that bunghole
that water couldn't run out Of both
ends fast enough, and it swelled up
and busted"
Then Reuben Henry spoke up. He
said he'd never seen it rain very hard.
but he'd seen some mighty cold wealth
er. Somebody said. "Rube, how cold
did you ever see it get?"
He said, We'll. sir, one time when /
was living down in Pickaway county,
in hog killing time, We had kettle of
boiling water setting on the stove,
and We took ii out in the yard, and it
froze so doggone quick the ice was
hot."-National Monthly.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Queered His Grandfathnr

Peter Augustus had foolish. fond
old grandfather. The grandfather was
Boosting to a visitor one day, as grand
fathers will, about the family he had
raised.
My daughter Martha is a fine young
woman" he said. land her little boy.
Peter Augustus, is a fine lad But the
finest thing about that pair is the af-
lection that exists between them.
They never exchange a cross word.
They're more like two young lovers
than mother and son. It's beautiful
10 see them together. Hold on a min
ute, 'and I'll call Peter Augustus in.
Then his mother will come down. and
you can see their relations for your
self"
The old man rose and ambled heavily
to the door. There was beatific smile
on his old face. Little Peter Augustus
was playing with the cat in the gar
den.
Peter Augustus he shouted. "Pe-
ter Augustus, Your mother wants
you
The little boy dropped the cat and
fixed searching glance on his grand
father
Your mother wants you, Peter Au-
gustusr'
Does she want to warm me-" Pc
ter Augustus cautiously demanded.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Willing to Be Honest.

Phil May. the great English artist,
earned his first fame in Australia. One
day a broken down minister applied to
him for charity, and May engaged him
as a model. As joke he also demand
ed that his eighty-year-old pensioner
agree to leave him his skeleton when
he died. When May left Australia he
called his model in. you've played
me a dirty trick" said May. by swim
ding me out of that skeleton. l could
have bought one in sound order and
condition for half the money you've
cost me-" The old fellow, conscious of
his base ingratitude to his best and
most patient friend, answered: Don't
be angry with me. Mr.. May. It's not
my fault. l meant to keep my word.
Stay in Sydney a few months longer
and give me another chance to show
you that am a man of honor"
The herald., 1911-03-16

product of their association. Some
latent traits Of decency prompts the
mother to rear her son amidst the sur
of respectfully completely
aloof from the atmosphere of his birth.
To effect this she lives a double life,
assuming the dress and habits OF de-
cent society when in his presence, at
other times pursuing the opposite to
maintain her son in the higher circle
in which she has placed him.
She stops at no crime which will
aid her in this purpose. This Jekyl
and Hyde existence results in clash
ing situations which rapidly heighten
in thrilling interest which has few
equals on the stage.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Black Inhabitants of France.

Lying so much off the beaten track.
the village of Port Lesne. in the Jura
department of France, is visited by
but few from the outside world, and
consequently this tiny community Of
men and women of color is but little
known. 1t is not a large village, for
its inhabitants number only about Il
hundred, but every one is either black
or copper colored. 1t owes its origin
to the fact that about a century ago
the famous negro chief, Toussaint
LOuverture, was brought from Haiti
and imprisoned in Fort de JOux.
Many Of his friends, all negroes, fol
lowed him and encamped near his
prison on the bank Of the little river
Loue. From that enca.npment grew
the village of Port Lesne, and when
Toussaint L'Ouverture died more than
100 years ago his friends decided to
remain in France. The passing Of
years and intermarriages have trans
formed the settlement into a French
village Of colored folk, all Of whom
are enfranchised.
The herald., 1911-03-16
The Younu Mans Tact,

The man who was having his pic
ture taken in the photograph gallery
was an innocent listener to the CONVEX
sation between two young ladies on
the other side of the screen:
You know, Kate, 1 sometimes wear
a long curl hanging down the back Of
my neck"
Eyes"
"Well, when Phil was calling on me
the other evening he asked me if he
might have that curl, and I jokingly
said yes. Before 1 knew what he was
about he had taken a little pair of
scissors out of his pocket and clipped
1t off close to my head"
"Why, the idea! Didn't that make
you furious?'
Not for the smallest fraction Of
second. thought 1t was splendid Of
him that he didn't seize and pull it
off"
The herald., 1911-03-16
The American Baby.

The American baby has a fine
strong ancestry. The young men OF
England who were impatient of reli-
gious restraint and of physical oppres-
sion; the young men of Germany
touched with the dream of democracy:
the pick of northern Europe, the
strong, the fair, the self reliant. the
conscientious English at bottom, but
with a dash of the best blood of other
races-this is the American baby, and
no king and no lord ever had a better
heritage. Take it as it goes, in Mas
sachusetts, in Ohio, in Michigan, in
Washington, in California, the average
American baby has in its veins more
Of the blood of the Plantagenets than
any king now living has. 1t was his
fortune to have come from the daugh-
ter lines and the lines of the. younger
sons, not from the elder son, whom
British custom has marked for the
aristocrat.-David Starr Jordan.
The herald., 1911-03-16

Chicago, writes that seen even with
the cruel electric lights placed on
either side of her makeup table.
Bernhard, at sixty-seven, can defy
Time because he has loved her more
than any woman of this age.
. IT is foolish to say she looks forty
or fifty, or sixty. Anything so unin-
teresting in years are not for her. You
do not consider them when One is be-
fore you whose infinite variety age
cannot wither nor custom stale.
With her tangle of bronze hair.
brilliant eyes. unlined face. whose tell
tale contour of oval chin is still per-
feet, the wide smile, which given with
a little turn of the head to one side
and a slanting glance, suggesting CO.
quetry in its brilliance, make a woman
of all time and no age.
No, Bernhard has no age-the
same golden voice trills forth, the
same smooth skin. Again and again,
the wonder of this woman. What is
the secret magnetism which makes
the heart beats quicken just to catch
glimpse of her floating smile, which
makes those who serve her faithful
The herald., 1911-03-16
TULANE.

60 nlays have come here so
.,,sd in the smiles Of popular and
' '.,,ical approval as Winchell Smiths
en- en- fortune Hunter" which Messrs.
,.s.n and Harris will bring to the
S',.,e Theater the week beginning
sunday March 49,
both in New York and Chicago this
,.ssb. delightful comedy of American
4. made immediate captives of press
"A public, and its advent in this city
~ undoubtedly prove one of the
most enjoyable events of the season.
Tho story of The Fortune Hunter"
. nleasant tale that holds a genu-
charm for every native American.
!. HAIRS its own testimony that it
sings from the soil. Its sentiments
lave very decided affinity for the
-.,,,ments of everyone whose men,
.u carries back to the little places
.,., cluster in the laps of brook
,,.ined. wooded hills-away from the
DIV where interest in one another is
,.t Of focus, shallow and impersonal.
The play does not seduce the feelings
nth any heart-harrowing picture of
The herald., 1911-03-16
A Mean ADVANTAGE,

In a breach Of promise case the bar
rister who held the brief for injured
beauty arranged that his fair client
should be so placed that her charms
should be well under the observation
of the jury. He began a most pathetic
appeal by directing their attention to
her beauty and calling for Justice upon
the head of him who could wound the
heart and betray the confidence Of one
so fair, concluding with peroration
Of such pathOs as to melt the court
to tears. The counsel for the de-
PENDANT then rose, and after paying
the lady the compliment of admitting
that It was impossible not tc assent
to the encomiums lavished upon her
face he added that nevertheless he
felt bound to ask the jury not to for
get that she wore a wooden leg. Then
he sat down. The important fact of
which the fair plaintiffs counsel was
unaware was presently established,
and the jury, feeling rather sheepish
at their tears, assessed damages at
the smallest amount.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Really Worth While

Eben Pratt of Marshby had sent two
sons to Boston and knew he had rea-
son to be proud of them. One day a
summer visitor lingering in Mr.. Pratt's
grocery. provision and dry goods es-
Enlistment mentioned some of the
shining lights who had made them
selves remembered in and near Boston
and others still to be found there.
We've had good many smart men
and women in and around our city"
said the visitor. land there are a num-
Der of them left. We've got scientific
men and writer's and artists and must
clans and
Mr.. Pratt's dry voice broke in on the
list. IF We call those folks smart
he said, I'VE want to go down near
the water to an address I'll give We
and see the way my boys, Ed and
Sam, can open oysters! l guess that'll
give we something to go by when we're
talking of smartness. Exchange.
The herald., 1911-03-16
CRESCENT.

The Wolf" touring under the direc-
ton of Messrs. Stair and Havlin, Eug-
enc Walters great play of life in the
Canadian Hudson Bay country. is an
nounced for presentation at the Cres-
cent Theater next Sunday, with all
its trappings, stage accessories, elab-
crate scenery and light effects, pre-
cisely the same as seen in New York
and Chicago.
Mr.. Alan Dale, the celebrated writ
er on the New York American, said
in the issue of that paper of April
GOTH:
The herald., 1911-03-16
Poetry and Pleasure.

The poet writes under one restriction
only-namely, the necessity Of giving
immediate pleasure. Nor let this ne
cessity of producing immediate pleas
ure be considered as a degradation Of
the poets art. 1t is far otherwise. 1t
is an acknowledgment Of the beauty
Of the universe, an acknowledgment
the more sincere because not formal,
but indirect; it is task light and easy
to him who looks at the world in the
spirit of love. Further, it is homage
paid to the native and naked dignity
Of man, to the grand elementary prin-
ciple of pleasure, by which he feels
and lives and moves.-William Words
worth.
The herald., 1911-03-16

and adoring for life, and which causes
everyone to approach her with more
or less reverence?
THE secret is, perhaps, enthusiasm,
love of life, a love of work-who
knows? If the divine Sarah has found
the fountain for which the Spanish
adventurer so vainly searched, she has
not told us-we have but her to look
upon and wonder"
Our last opportunity to see this
wonderful tragedienne will be at the
Tulane Theater, week of March Goth,
when she will present the following
repertoire:
Sunday-Rostands Biblical play. LA
Samaritaine."
Monday - Rostand's masterpiece.
L'Aiglon."
Tuesday-Dumas' Camille
Wednesday Matinee-Bisson's MA
dame X"
Wednesday Night-"Jeanne DArc.
Sardou's La Tosca."
Friday-Sardou's La Sorciere.
Saturday Matinee-Dumas' Cam
ille."
Saturday Night-Bissou's Madame
X"
Mail orders filled in order of their
receipt.
The herald., 1911-03-16
Redhot Plays.

at is a tremendous undertaking to
get a new play accepted and produc-
ed" once said the late Clyde Fitch to
a friend so many are written, and
so few ever see the light of day. An
English playwright with a gift of HUI
morous exaggeration Illustrated this
fact TO me once. He told me how he
submitted a play to a celebrated ac-
tor and how in the course of the con-
versation the actor remarked:
Don't you think it is growing
chilly in this room?
ayes; it is rather the young play
wright admitted.
"Then the actor rang a bell, and a
servant forthwith appeared.
"tJames,' said the actor. this room
is rather cold. You may put three
more manuscripts on the fire. Lip
pincott's.
The herald., 1911-03-16
1Me. SARAH RERNHARDT COM.
ING TO THE TULANE.

'as ofheial date of Nine. Sarah
nnardt's birthday is given as 1S45,
sseryone who has seen her lately
afes the "grande tragedienne" is
ing younger than ever. Would
sne would impart her recipe for
suniA youth, which she has been
" attribute to much hard work
. much sound. refreshing sleep;
'y an iron constitution and an
nse reserve of nervous energy
~ something to say to this happy
ate Of affairs.
saicago newspaper women, who
sne good fortune to see her in
The herald., 1911-03-16
Not His Fault

A doctor was summoned to attend
the miller's little boy. He wrote out a
prescription, which was promptly
made up and administered in due
form. The next day he called again
to see his patient and found the whole
family in tears.
"Alas," said the mother, II shouldn't
have thought that my poor child would
have died of the measlesT
"Whatw exclaimed the doctor. "He
had the measles, and you never told
me?"-Paris Journal.
The herald., 1911-03-16

ment. 1t was a great feat. 1t proved
beyond the peradventure of doubt
that young Mr. Walter is made of the
right dramatic stuff.
when one recalls the young play
wright's own admission that, just be-
fore the production of Paid in FULL
he was sleeping in the parks and
struggling for the right to nourish his
poor outward shell, one cannot help
but applaud the fine hand of eternal
justice. Everything comes to him who
waits is apparently correct. 1t is
nice and consoling thing to believe in.
Apparently Mr. Walter has not
seen many plays, and therefore does
The herald., 1911-03-16
In For IL Either Way.

Minister-Now, Tommy, suppose you
did something naughty and were asked
IL you did 1t. What would you say?
TOMMY dunno.
Minister-You don't know? Why
why, what would happen If you told
q lie?
Tommy-The deviPd git me.
Minister-That's right. And what If
you told the truth?
Tommy-Td git the devil.-Toledo
Blade.