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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1911-12-30
Our Family Medicine For 20 Years. 10
Mercer, Mo-. Sept. IL. 1909.

Mercer, Mo-, Sept. IL, 1909.
We have used Pastor Koenigs Nerve
ionic In our family for, think about 20
years, We have so much faith in this
medicine that we keep it on hand all the
time. It is the best Nerve Tonic and will
stop sick headache or any other form
OF headache in a short time, when first
began to take the Tonic l was so nervous
that sleep had almost left me, after taxi
ing few doses could lie down and en-
Joy a good nights rest which had not
lone for months before. ella Cox
Mr.. George Breeze writes Jan. 1909
rom Patterson. II. il used Pastor
koenig's Nerve Tonic for dizziness from
which had suffered for nearly years,
it at once gave me relief and so perfectly
satisfied me that I have recommended It
to others and they are also all satisfied
with its effects.
E,DEc = va'uab,e Book on Ner.
c Ssss p psss sss7ss sea sa%Ps
tients also get the medicine FREQ.
prepared by the REV. FATHER KoEN1a, of Fort
Wayne, Ind, since 1876, and now by the
KoEhle MED. CO., Chicago, III.
100 Lake Street.
Sold by Druggists ut 81 per Bottle, for Sd
Largo Size. sl.75; 8 Bottles for So.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1911-12-30
Tho Wanderer.

Many immemorial customs linger
among the fsherfolk of the Claddagh
near the city of Galway. Among these
the most beautiful is the custom which
obtains during Christmas week, when
in every little. cottage the door is left
open all night long. with watchers
praying inside They believe that, af-
ter they fled from Bethlehem to es-
cape Herod's wrath. the Holy Family
wandered, fshelterless, for fourteen
days and nights, and the idea is to
show the Blessed Mother and st. Jo-
seph that, should they come to the
claddagh, no. door there would be
closed against them as of old in
Bethlehem.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1911-12-30
CERTIFICATE OF. LIMITED PARTNER.
SAIP

sos selby Ave. st. Paul. MINI.
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PROBATE NOTICE,

=
Judge Of Probate, Anoka Co., MINI.
Acting pursuant to Sec. 1929 r. L. 1905
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1911-12-30

NIL. SIllluefS says CIaC even the irish
Unionists are to realize at last that
the British electorate feels that the
Irish electorate Is competent to de-
side Irish questions and adds: Some
LAY we shall all marvel in retrospect
that the union was so long sustained
by separatist argument. reinforced
in latter days by such an inconsist-
ent and unconscionable claim.
a"If they are to have Home Rule,
Irish Unionists-even those who now
most heartily detest twill want the
best possible scheme of Home Rule,
and the best possible scheme is not
likely to be the half measure which,
from no fault of the statesmen re-
sponsible for 1t, tactical difficulties
may make inevitable. If the vital en-
ergy now poured into sheer uncompro-
missing opposition to the principles of
Home Rule could be transmitted into
intellectual and moral effort after the
( best form Of Home Rule, believe that
the result would be drastic scheme.
within the present bounds of the
Empire no lasting constitution has
ever been framed for subordinate
state to the moulding Of which Par
Lament in the character of party
assembly contributed an active share.
Constitutions which promote prosper
ity and loyalty have actually or vir-
tually been framed by those who were
I 70 live under them. II circumstances
make 4 impossible to adopt this
Scourse for Ireland, let us nevertheless
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
HEIGHT TO COMMAND FARE
Conductors on West Penn Trolley
Line Must Measure All Chill.
dren to Fix Charge. o.

Irwin, Pa.-When a person accom-.
panied by a child boards a street car
here the conductor no more asks
How old is it?' but he takes 1t to
the front end OF the car, removes its
hat and takes It's measure. II the
child is under Al inches tall no fare
is charged This system was adopt
ed recently by the West Penn line be-
caase so many children nearly the
size OF men and women have been
represented to be under five years OF
as Statistics showed that children
five years old average a height OF 81
feet A mark Al inches from the floor
in each car is used to determine q
child's height.
Besides their transportation, pas.
sengers. 1t is said, get nickel's worth
of fun every time a child gets on q
car Little ooys can ride to their
hearts content II they are under size,
and all the excuse they need give IL
that mother sent me to the store.
Sleeping children In parents arms,
however, must be wakened and stood
against the mark; little girls must
have their hats removed, and the
child that Is large for Its eye" musi
pay like little man.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

section society meeting here the other
night with a condemnation of "the
whole system Of experimentation upon
the subhuman animals" 1t is, he said
both unscientific and futile.
mo inference can be drawn direct
Iy," he declared, from any phenomena
in the subhuman animal to mankind
The fundamental differences of struc
ture in every direction are enormous"
AS an instance he pointed out that
lemonade, a healthfu. and refreshing
beverage for man, was deadly poison
to cats and rabbits.
Salt" he said, us fatal to chickens;
prussic acid promptly kills men and
elephants, but horses and hyenas take
it with impunity. Rabbits eat bella
donna. goats are fond of the tobacco
plant and of conium, the hemlock
which killed Socrates. And so in a
hundred cases one sees the mischiev.
GUS character of drug experiments on
the lower animals"
The only sure path to scientific In
struction was, he contended, by the
reverent observation of the actual dis
eases in the human being. living OF
dead.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
in JAPAN

gentlemanly attitudes. Not word of
indecent language came out of their
lips.
In the United States, the east
claims almost a monopoly Of polite
ness and refinement. The west is gen
orally considered as rough and unre.
fined. But from this west we had the
pleasure and satisfaction OF welcom-
ing here a baseball team most ex-
emplary not only in the skill of the
art, but also in their conduct on the
field.
They have given us very useful les
sons in many ways, and especially to
our youths, who rank behind nobody
in their tendency to get excited, the
Chicago team and their behavior
throughout the seven games on the
Waseda field stand out very promi.
nently as a model of conduct, and as
we record this fact we are simply
echoing the unanimous impressions OF
| the tens OF thousands who witnessed
| every match on the Waseda ground.
1--WE believe and expect that in
Osaka also the same thing will be
placed to their record. and such happy
impressions left behind will doubtless
ly go long way in keeping up the
traditional friendship now happily ex.
listing between the United States and
our country. It may be said of the
Chicago team that they have done q
considerable service in the interna.
tional relations Of the country they
represent and the country Of their
visit"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
She Took the Commission.

I'VE offer $4,000 reward for the
capture of the criminal" say the au-
thorities to Mrs. Herlock Shomes, the
famous female detective, whose adroit.
ness and acumen nave made her the
marvel of the civilized world
Pardon me. gentlemen" replied the
great lady detective, "but even such
a reward as that does not interest
me-"
The committee turns away disheart
ened. when one of its members has a
happy thought. Bidding his fellows
wait moment he returns and says:
"On second thought. madam. we
have decided to offer, for Monday only
n reward Of $9.999.99."
1t is interesting to note that on the
following Monday Mrs. Shomes
brought the fugitive to the lookup.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

I done been readin' whah de good book
say
Time shill be no mo-.
Terday, termorrer ner yistehday-
Time shill be no mo-
/ amt gwine staht en- l amt gwine quit
De shade won move from de place / sit:
En- dey cain boss me when res bit
Time shill be no mo-.
o, White Man, SEN dem clock hans roun'.
En- grin when all de whistles SCUM.
En- drive me hyuh en- drive me dab
En- keep me hustlin' neah en- fab.
But de good book hit say So
Time shill be no mo-
won be wakin' ter de 'lahm-clock
bang
Time shill be no mo-.
I won be sweatin' in de shovel gang
Time shill be no mo-.
] won be prayin' TO- de res at noon,
Ner akin night To- ter come long SOON
But I'll des lay round en- I'll sing Dis
chune:
Time shill be no mo-.
o. White Man. cuss me all yo' please :
En- dock me when I stop ter sneeze
70 run dis worP, an fuss vex-
70 cain blow whistles In de mex!
Eo' In de good book hit say So
Time shill be no mo-.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE
CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION

druggist Mr.. j. ]. Petty of Unionville.
No. Mr.. George w. Zimmerman Of Har-
risburg, Pa, and many others OF both
sexes and in all parts of the country firsr
used a sample bottle and now have IL
regularly in the house.
You will learn to do away with salts.
waters and cathartics for these are buzz
temporary reliefs while DR.. Caidwell's
Syrup Pepsin is guaranteed to cure per-
mancntly. 1t win train your stomach and
bowel muscles SO that they will do their
work again naturally without outside aid
Cast aside your skepticism and try Syrup
Pepsin.
For the free sample address DR.. w. b.
Caldwell, 2o1 Caldwell building. Mont-
cello. Ill
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
Believed to Be Important Dis
covery In Wyoming.

Philadelphia.-Joy over the finding
of the skeleton of q four-toed horse
believed to represent the very earliest
American stage in the evolution of the
equine race, pervaded the American
Museum of Natural history.
The discovery is the last word in
the important researches In which
the Institution has led the scientific
world. and the descent of the horse
Is now traced down to the hypotheti-
cal five-toed animal, from which 1t
is believed that it sprang. II 1t should
be found that there is a rudimentary
bone or splint In the feet OF the
skeleton which has been unearthed.
the find will be OF still greater i'm
portance.
The museum authorities received a
letter from their expedition in charge
OF Walter Granger, telling of the
finding of the fossil steed in Watasch,
or lower Eocene formation of the Big
Horn valley. in Wyoming, being the
first complete skeleton of horse
which that formation has ever yield
ed. The bones have been uncovered
sufficiently to show the four toes on
the forefeet, which are the marks OF
the species. The animal seems to
have been about the size of the fox
terrier He Is none the less, in the
opinion of the scientists. the progeni
tor Of the breed from which came
such marvels as Sysonby, slight Of
frame and swift of limb, and of the
ponderous Percheron.
Instructions have been given tc
have the precious skeleton prepared
as quickly as scientific accuracy will
permit. and II is expected that before
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
The Winner.

"They say Thinkitt is making money
hand over fist with his correspondence
school," remarks the man with the
misfit ears.
Il should say he is" answers the
man with the uncertain whiskers.
THAT man Thinkitt stumbled onto the
best idea for correspondence school
that anybody ever heard Of"
What was it,"
HE advertises: Learn by Mail
How to Run the Best Paying Business
in the Country. Ten Easy Lessons
Fully Instruct You How to Conduct a
Correspondence School of Any Kind"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
Owns SCOTS Phaeton.

London.-A phaeton which once be-
longed to Sir Walter Scott is now the
property of w. ]. Sage, Brixton. 1t was
in this coach that Sir Walter rode
when he received King George Nv. in
Edinburgh in 1922 and used when
riding in the district Of Abbotsford
The carriage bears brass plate on
which is engraved
This pony phaeton formerly be
longed to Sir Walter Scott, Bart, Of
Abbotsford."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
Needs Must.

my dear" said the wife Of the
hardworking humorist, looking over
the bunch Of manuscript he has turn.
ed out during the morning. 81 notice
that you have written quite large
number of jokes about the spring bon
net Don't you think you have done
enough on that subject?"
my love-" responded the hardwork-
ing humorist, without looking up from
the paper on which he was at that
moment arranging bonnet con mot
I've got to do ten more of these
things before I've got enough of them
to pay for that bonnet you've set your
heart on, so don't criticise me. please
haven't kicked on the bonnet"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
A Ealr Return.

Minister (arousing himself in bar
ber's chair)-All through yet
Barber-Aye, lang syne.
Minister-Then / must have been
INDUCING in quiet nap?
Barber-Ye wis that, sir.
Minister-It was very good OF you
not to waken me. l am very thank
full for what has been most refresh
Ing sleep.
Barber-Hoots, man, baud yer
tongue; it's only fair return. | slept
all through your sermon last Saw.
bath.-London Tit-Bits.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

When a person has become discouraged
through years of failure to find cure,
and finally, perhaps, gives up trying, 1t
is small wonder that he becomes skep-
teal. And yet. to all who have con-
stipation. we would say. 'Try just one
thing more"
We wish you would try DIR. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin. a laxative tonic that has
been used for generation. Thousands
are using It; surely SOME Of your friends
among the number. You can buy II of
any druggist at fifty cents and one dol
lar a bottle, but better still, send your
name and address to DR.. Caldwell for q
free sample bottle. He will send you
enough to convince you Of Its merits. and
then II you like II You can buy It OF your
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
Radium Bank Hires Women.

Paris.-The Radium bank here has
greatly increased its staff of women
since 1t started This is due to the
rapidly increasing use of the marvel
GUS mineral In medical and surgical
practice. Women are employed in
preference to men as porters OF ra'
dunn, and 100000 worth Is iptrusted
to them daily, and their individuality
purposely is shrouded in mystery tc
prevent an attempt to rob them while
accomplishing their important mis-
sions.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
Kind Offer.

my wife" says the first man,
wants me to get one of these sway
backed overcoats. / don't know what
the technical name is for them, but I
mean one like that new one of yours.
which has waist line and fiared
skirts She thinks they're fine"
Does she?" asks the second man.
Say, got M ne to please my wife,
but I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give
you mine"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
PROOF i'm the
Morning!
PAGE SEVEN.

We tell you about how good you'1l
feel after taking a CASCARET-
that millions of people-buy, use
and recommend them-But that's
talk-you buy box now-take as
directed tonight and get the proof
in the morning-After you know
CASCARETS you'll never be
without them.
CASCARETS Toe a box for a weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
FOUR TOED HORSE DISCOVERED

the close OF the winter It will be on
public view. The museum began the
assembling of its fossile horses under
the direction Of Prof. Henry F. Os.
borne, now its president. and has to.
day the largest collection of the kind
on the globe.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
SAYS vIvISEcTIoN IS FUTILE
Twenty-Five Years Experience Con
vinces English Doctor That Can.
Ger Research Is Moonshlne.

New York.-Twenty-nine years prac.
tice as surgeon to the London Cancer
hospital so thoroughly convinced DR.
Herbert Snow of London that what
passes with the public for cancer re-
search Is utter moonshine." that he
stirred the members Of the Anti-Vivi
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
up to Him.

Tom-I'm dead sore. lost SIS to-
day. feel like somebody ought to
kick me.
Tess (absently)-Why don't you
ask father for my hand tonight-he's
right in the library.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
Exposed.

He is a most considerable man."
comments the friend.
In what way?" asks the doubter
He is always very careful Of what
he says or does; evidently he is al
ways thinking of others"
"Bosh! He is always thinking Of
what others will think Of him. That's
what's the matter with him"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

Shortly after her marriage woman
packs her ideals away in moth balls
and pays no more attention to them
until she becomes a widow.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

Garfield Tea stimulates the liver, cor
reefs constipation, cieanses the system and
rids the blood of impurities. All druggists.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01
True to Her Nature.

Maud-Did you hear the news?
Madge has eloped.
Jack-Madge always was a Eighty
sort of girl.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

Heaven won't seem worth while to
some women unless there's an occa-
sional bargain sale.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

Mrs. Joskins-That last leg OF NUT
ton was beastly tough.
Mr.. Trimmins-You surprise me,
mum. Why, 1t was quite young
lamb
Mrs. Joskins-Um. Must have kept
late hours, then!
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

Town criers were abolished when
women's clubs were organized
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That Il LAXATIVE BRoMO QUININE Look for
the signature of r. w. GROVE Used the World
over 70 Cure Cold In One Day 2bc.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

No woman can be happy who has
too much time to think Of things that
are none of her business
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

/. IS ngrapdy 0 tn new mpt 81 he a
Of the e ebuo O. i
ing will e d nj will dguy to lie u 1t
Of
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

AIRS. winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums. reduces iufamma-
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc D bottle
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

Actions. looks. words--steps from
the alphabet by which you spell char
acter.--Lavater.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-01

The busiest thing in the world -
idle curiosity.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-11
DEMOCRACY THE AGENCY OF A
MORAL AWAKENING.

The events that have happened
rince November have strengthened
the determination Of the people TO
take the government into their own
hands and to put an end to machine
rule and that spirit Of partyism that
puts party above country. says the
Raleigh News and Observer. In Ohio
Mr.. Harmon has led in some import
ant reforms. In Indiana Governor
Marshall has stood foursquare for
right things. IN California the insurg-
ent governor has been a tower Of
strength in the war against govern
ment by the Southern Pacific railroad
and other allied interests. In Oregon
the railroads and trusts no longer
send their vassals to congress. Even
New Jersey, long the pocket borough
Of all the trusts, has made such
splendid progress in wise legislation
as to become the chief cornerstone
Of the movement based upon an awak-
ened public conscience. The legIs-
lation enacted by the congress chosen
last November, has shown that the
representatives fresh from the people
understand what is expected Of them
and within few months Of the extra
session this year more wise and re-
form legislation was enacted by he
house than in the previous twenty
years. No tariff baron has been per-
mitted to write his schedule. but IN
the face Of opposition by the trusts
and favored interests. from every
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-11
VITAL WASHINGTON NEWS.

But this is only part of the story.
Only when these facts are consider
ed can the full significance Of the
presidents action be grasped
First; That the people Of Arizona
by vote Of three to one declared in
favor of the recall.
Second: That in order to obtain
statehood the people OF Arizona must
go to the polls again and vote again
and vote against a principle of gov
ernment that they believe to be right.
BY thus coercing the people to vote
against a thing which their best judg-
ment tells them to be right. threaten
ing to withhold from that people
rights which they are justly entitled
to under the constitution unless they
vote as the chief executive dictates.
Hresident Taft has committed him
SELF to an action which is without a
precedent in the history Of the Amer
loan republic.
President Taft has said to the peo-
pie Of Arizona in effect: "No matter
whether the majority believes that
the recall of judges is wise or not, IN
less you go to the polls and pretend
that you are against the recall I will
deprive you Of statehood. Yes, unless
you vote against your honest convlc-
tons, ! will withhold statehood wheth-
er you are entitled to it under the
constitution or not"
While this method Of forcing the
people to vote against their will may
be compatible to the mental workings
OF an executive with judicial tenn
perament," isn't it after all making a
farce out of representative govern
ment?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-11
(By c. H. Tayenner)

Washington, Sept. IL On the
tenth day of May, 1902, the govern
ment filed a petition for an injunction
against the beef trust In the federal
court at Chicago. On July 5th, 1911,
the packers, after having obtained
forty-two delays and postponements
in the intervening nine years, again
pleaded not guilty and for the forty.
third time their trial was postponed,
this time until November of this
year.
The status of the beef trust prose.
cution, therefore, is exactly where il
was the day the first papers were fill
ed nearly decade ag0.w The much
heralded prosecution" Of this gigan-
tic trust-a prosecution which has
been directed by one republican attor-
ney general after another has
amounted to less than nothing.
Every man. woman and child in the
country is convinced that the trust
operates in violation of the law, both
statute and moral and yet nothing
has been accomplished in the alleged
campaign to stop these violations ey-
cept the disbursement of thousands OF
dollars in fees for special trust bust
ing" attorneys.
What the people of Arizona really
have to do to obtain statehood is a
story that the Aemrican people has
never fully heard. Information has
gone out over the wires from Wash.
ington that President Taft will per-
NIT Arizona to enter the union by
simply striking the recall of judici-
airy provision from its constitution.