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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26
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Sun tatIelee nptpiien mailman
eI6mdG eri nirtaufIineen, ioita IN
moncnloifio, tulee epdile mdttd fpip
neeff: mitIi %tristiuiippS ndptt6d min
fpdbdn moipon p~aifuttaa pIeiien
elGm6n oIolo? Wertoaban Wopob,
toiomme to;fpoonpoltotuntaa bopa'
~tutIeen, iofn on toto toitinon bo.
p%ottatpa, ia fuitenftm ndpttdd liltd,
eta uSfomaisten ionfto Iao oiaIlom'
me min perrin pdbGn moitnttna
iioioen menoon. Stieffdiipps, rag
taubeitomuns ia toiSten Iortaminen
opot mouaeia buolimotta fo%unista
ia pIemiStd tunnuSIauieista, ioita
uleinfin i~atamola iinfoiIee aifalais'
temme iuuSta. Gnu pubun, Ipodn
on muuoIo! tdptpnee buubobtna,
IiaG Jos iobeQafin ~fdpidnnDsId to-
teutettoiiiin foitti. le mitd pubutaon,
min toiIenloiIeItopa marmaon ndpt.
t6ii, eldmd ibmiSten fesfen.
SbmiIet opot pIeenid bertfiG bet'
fittdin innoeiumoau bDipiin in ioloi-
bin barraetufIiin. f,,itto tpieId pail
Jon bertempid oimnm plan unboitto.
maan bppien oiotuSten toteuttamt'
fen fdptdnnDsid. SIemmeto me friS.
titpt ippIiIid tdbdn ipniDtieen? Ai
man fparmosti. - Glci min oliTi,
min norman t%oiielIn Ioiuo fuobuiii
Northumberland ioitino, jobon 10
liti pari nuoIitubotto on ietutettii
friStiuiStd b%opotuotn.
Wlitd on Iitten tristiuincn bopoius?
9dhdn fOipmpfieen etTimme tieienfin
mostansta .6erroItamme ia Wtestos
riltomme SeiutieIta. 9dnen opetuf'
ieStoan ia eIdmdetddn, ia pormon
ia ielipdn nastoutIen 6dneltd ioam
metin. 96n OF standardization
postons fpipmptieemme. - HotoS
tn SumoIao III toifen ia Idbims
mfiStdIi niinsuin hiedii, tdmd on
loti io proieetoi, IL idmdn Seius
elGeeid6n ibmieien ioufoeio idpbels
iiIeSfi idptti. !Sdnesid ostui ioi'
noanoollafunto perIoonaaiiuuteen
pufeutuneena moon pddae, 9dn on
tdpbeninen ia Iopniointninen fupa
iiitd bopoiufiesto, ionfo tuIiii pdds
I'd foifen ibmiS eIdmdn bopottoiofTi
ia Iiitemoimoffi.
2~ristufIen foItoiTuiibesta oIemute
f%oufono; olemmeto min oIen mob
oottomia oIemaon mailman iuolo'
ma ia poIfemteno? =
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

hut, ia on pb6 nieIdfin usfon beifs
fons ia t~aDoeaiien SumaIaue aniau.
tumiier puute tristitDisid. Maailma
Ell taboo meitd ioutfoonia, nimittdin
frisiitpind, mutta t~oiieIta puolen =
monifo meisii nastoa ne naoti-
mutiet, iotfa nellie hpfpdud Ippud
poipi a%ieitaa iuhri elm. uSfon a
muuben iuhteen.
&%pipmpfIeen: milf frisiiQiIpps on
inclination? moinee ennen faiffea
mosiata: Iitfi ettd pfIiipiIet fristitpt
oipat beiftoia ia moimattomia. =
Sos tunnemme ia tieo6mme idmdn
olenan toita min rienidfdGmme Iiitd
beti fertomaon Sumaloue. = @aif.
fofaon meiltd Ell ebfd mield td.
n6Gn panbitd niimeiStG mastouSta,
min ei fen oian, ioqoim nellie maail'
man ultimatumi onneiaan, tarmitfee
ola %bDminfddn %tanfana = febitps
tulfee aitonamme nopein astelin.
Sum meiodn uSfonmme %fpIptddn,
perGdnnpmmefD jilloin arfoina ia
mo entuneina, mai laulammefo ries
mutton ipoiitolauluia 8oritIoae, fe
riippuu iiitd miten fdptdmme fen
palmistnsoion, iofa on nellie an
nettu mailman tppIpesid ottamaan
paStoon nutta a~itofautta.
&ristitpt! JOS totta pubumme Min
tdptpp meiodu mpDntdd ettd ep6iIpf'
let nlein tabtotpat p%ainaa mieltdms
ME. Sdmdn Attain tilnn Ell tummin.
faon taripitie meitd fofonaan idrfpt.
tad, fud ndemmebdn tdSidtin poan
raamatun fdptpdn toteen: On tuIe.
fpa %aifoid, iouoin, Jos Re on mabs
oolliSia, malituttiu etIptetddn. -
Seiiofaomme iiie marmoina iiuG
perustutIellu, iotu meiIld OH, pitds
tddmme~ fiinni SoIgotan ristisid,
mitta oppitnamme mpDetin entistd
enemmdn luottamoon nlDsnousIee.
ieen. eldnddn Wapnhtoioon. - &os
TO fr%istifuntaon Ietpi6d i%pwemm6n,
pobmemman usfon torpe. 2Dptd
fDDn ie iotaiiesia frfetitpeid bpmdn
modperdn, ioSta paIion beoeImGd
fobooo, iiU6 plan tarpitann mail.
maeia t%ristiipitd, iotfa opot nabs
poia usfosiaau.
g 8. W:nen.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

- Nuttoian tilaoiamd6rd 5000:
teen. Miime puc l~ifotomtIeSia teb'
tim poIion bppid pddtDtiid. ioita pi'
tdiIi p6bitelIen rurueta fdDtdnnDSId
toteuttamaon. Sdrtein pddiDS Hence
Ie, iofa foSfee Wuitajon laoicntomis.
ia z paIetaiIetIi. Edmdn toteuttami
nen mootii fuitenfin foto luurio
ponniStufIio, fporIintin oineeuiieSio
IubteesIo, ia iotaiien Nmttaian luti
an ia pstdmdn on toimittapn JOS
mielimme Iaoba aifeen onnisumoon.
GepIipd fetno plifi eitd iooiaiIiin
matiopo iilooiamdded foboomnnn.
Soimitoapo psidndt! mafiotaa omo
tilaufienne ia bonttifaa uniia tiIau.
iia. Gibdn piidiIi ola tomin moi.
feaa itIetuntin iaooa ptIi uuIi tila'
us, ia fuoin 10 pddiiiimme oinon
loistapiiu tuloffin. 600 iniFmme ii
laoiauddrau tobonmoon ipoitfopo
main 5,OOO:teen, moifinime emf muo'
ben alusta ruipeta lulfoiiemoan Nnt'
taiaa z paIstaiiena. Soimifaa Tiis!
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

tosla palmietetut papit", naan Olaf.
| monet muffin eri tirttofuntttu
fuuluipat papit. Ndpttdd mainituun
pastoriin 10 oifein buomattamasii
iuurtuneen tuo iliefds ia ummebiu.
nut lima, iota find piirieid on alma
ndibin aSti oaut Iilmiinpistdmdnd,
iole Ell Suomen taniaufireostatoan
endd iaa mastotaifua.
Wloinittu &otimaa lehtitin napttdd
ontapan tunnusmsta muiaefin Fire.
t%ofunniue papistoineen, eifd ainoaS
taan file tpDue, iota maltiotirtoa
papit Suomesia ia muiSia maisIa
tetetpdt. r2otimaa", fpaitea onftn
Suomen fanianfirton poppicu dd
nenfannattaia, oioittaa fuiteneis
iuurta unaitIetpaiiuutta muibin US.
fonnolliiiin p%uoIueibin ndbben, ia
on ottanut %obieImaania mpDs oils
GU.
81 oliii luuuut, ettd tue abbas benz
I'll noin plan Iaaiputti pastori 70.
H:ien. iofa tdnne tulesiaan oIoitti
fiiteitdnaa iunaitIenaiIuutta firfols
liiisia aiioisia. Wutto ieura tetee
toltoiietienIa, erittdintin ieaaiien, iols
la Ell nield ole perioonauis,a nata'
umusia. Sdstd lDpbdmme IppR
mpDstin iiiben, ettd tue bistoria bds
men f~doestdGu I6bteneend eli fes,x
bistorialliI en t%eptIen armoetelua puss
lueeuiluutenia tdbben. eta ieqaiies
moan nastaa historian tarfoitueta.
Jfdnd ipnan, ettei tuofaon teos,
ioeta moni firfouinen paIion toipoi
tddud @merifasIa, tuIut toIapuoli.
Tempt. Sdsid toiposIa tuitentin Job
tomiebet eri tirttofunnisIa opuaan
tleoonannoisia antoipat. Gmme oli'
Il filtoetn naatineet, pliiimme ipptp>
meet JOS oIiat oIiIinat tooenmufai,
iesti eiitetpt, tai idtetpt fotonoon ne
oIiat mainitiematta ioieIa puuttui
t~ietoia. InteetI mia ouot
tuoloiIet ereboptiet bistoriosId, ion'
fa %pmmdrtdd iofainen %pdbdntin
bistoriaa Iutenut.
airion meuetfiin on tun ianomat'
tain m%oifuttunut hoito uiIeSii, iiud
tutopa Ielloisto bisloriaQiSta tefe'
lettd ostaiIi, iosIa afiat omot puo,
luendriud Iefoitetut ia ipieIGpd mod
rdsid tpalosIa efitetpt.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26
&atiabonfjia.
6 8. W:nen.

rSuomen fanin bnononee." 46ud
otIatteelo or firioitus SuomesIa
!SeITinsin beneeGtiesIG r2otimoa"'
leboesid, ioeIo nj. M. IauIutaon ieus
raatpao:
rPori Diitfoa fifteen IaarnaTi erdds'
ia 6eIiin9in ~tirfosia muuon Nmeri
ton luomoloiSien festuubes1a tot
nina poppismies, iofa on fdpnpt
terluebbpsmaifoun manbasIa iidn.
maaeIaon.
Saornosiaon moinitTi paStori, ettd
NmerifasTa otpat IuomalaiIet pleens
ia OBJECT eriitGin bppds16 moinees5o.
Ibteroina. tu%nnoaiina ia iumaIoa.
pelfddmdiIind ibmiIind otpat man.
hemmat Iiirioloiiemme Iaanuttaneet
maaSIn iuurta luottamusta. !Se onat
tuleet maonomistoiitii, r~otentaneet
itieueen t%aloia, perustaneet fouluia
ia pldpitdneet tirffoia, ioisia oiaffi
fotimoasia oIatii fiirtoIaistemme luos
masia ia pudpitdmdsId Snomi'o.
pistosi a moImistetut popit omat Fam
ialailiomme Sumalon %lanaIIa ras
ninneet.
Wtutto i6bdn polpiIoan fufpaan
liittpp musta mario. WiimeiIend 4
nuoteno, Ianoi ioarnomieS, on
Suomesta tullut enimmdtIeen taiIen.
laista mdfed, iumolattomia, furitto'
mia, iuomoreita. irstaito, biQittDmid,
ioiua Ell oinoostaon itieuddu ole
moos'a mitddn estpmiIen NAB:
oolIiiuutta, moon iotta mpDs opnt
Iuuresio mddrdsid poinoneet alas
pdiu iitd bpmdd mined. iota iuomas
laitna Firiolaiiiaa amerieasIa aitai'
Iemmin oil oIlut.
NmeritasIa ~fuulutaan futIuman
nditd miime ipuoiina Suomesta tuI'
leiia IiirtoloiIia ,palfeieli %inbi1oneit
H." RaiuiS nimitps! GifD iotio?"
SGSid on fumaus IiirtotanSoStam.
me MmerifasIa, ionta iddnd toimi.
nut pappi on iieId antonut. aufo
tdmd poppi Hence? W,uistelen buo.
manneeni iamosta IebbeStd, eitd jun.
ri ionoituun ATTAIN iii !SeIIingisId
erddsId f~irtosIa eTiinipnpt iuoin
Suomesia oIectelemo, tddud tuuIuis
IatIi tuillt hieiorioitIiio, posiori ".
3outanen. Sos tooelofin iuoIlo pa
piln oil funnia eiittda bictoria Mme.
riton IuomeloiSteu firfouiIiSta olois,
to, oliIi IuuIlut bdnen mield muisto.
man ettei Iu%onlaloiSien firtois5o
tddud SumoIan ionoau romitIe Tan.
ioIoiiiaan ainoastoan roiatTi foii.
moaSio, oiafi IiirtoIoiStemme huo.
masIo Ia pudpitdmdsid Suomisopis
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

- Gobielioimmin tdptpp buomout.
taa eitd 2irttofunnon popit oipot
Iiian pdbdn innoemneita phteiIiin
aIioibin. - Sos elm. f~aiieIee @. 9.
ddnenfonnottoiao. min buomoo, eta
popit onat I6Gnn6aiIiG firieenmoib'
toiia eri poiftafunnilta. papitbon
parbaiten tietdudt oinatin i%eurofun.
nouiiet aIioi, iamoin omot ebtd pors
baiten ~tiIoiIuuoesla ianmoan muito'
Tin uutiiia; bebdn ebfd enimmdn liif'
fupot. - 2anSa totmonee mp0Sfia
papeiltaan firioitufIi ia leboes'a.
Nuutomoo, toIin t~iiiettdpda poif
feusto lutuunotto malta, oIifi tbs de
Elm iubteeeIa tebtdwd pifoineu pa
ronnuS.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

= poei. Douiel u. Dan tirioitioo
tofiin icurnnmnefi:
Ultni ibu,etielen Titd, FUN CT oiri'
taIainen ammu mprtptetpiud tuuIil.
la iofaiSto Miritdon iuIewaa poI'
foista ibmisid, iifi etid he omoi
tuoneet belle. miinoa ia pbd iuomot.
Sos m'inon tuontia iatfetoan min
ioibentin fpmnenien muoIien fuIut'
tua ei I5pop afeifasia SumoIoIle mi
fddn pelaeiettowoo. aoubeo lpiino
bdwiHdd ointtoito iouiuiiammoSti
fuin rutto, MALTA ia iooat. Ulina o.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

= 3anIan firieitd on tdbdn aeti
euut oitein miIjaIta, &ienee tilapdi'
nen iImiD, ettd niiben Iaopmminen iu'
l~oietoipotIi, on %lotonnut. &irioi
teIfaapo main pbod eoeueen, paif.
fofoan Ell en6G ole fertoilemisto fe
I6iIiet6i retfiStd, min fpudbdn oina
alioita IDptpp. - &pfenemdttDmppts
idGn ct tutoan tarnitIe peliGtd -
torioilemme tirioitutI fla mielibpipdIs
Ia tntpmme mufaon.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

! SliIi luuqut 10 oitoia Tiite bautaan'
tuneen fnnfastnmme tuon f6ltptlen,
ettei mutd Suomesia felpoiIi mui'
ben tirtfotuntoin pappien toimei
fuin ainooStoan 9. Spnopoin. Wtut
ia min Ell ole lnita. yhG ebeleentiu
.. Spnoobin idienteu puoIelia Ioiie.
toan tuota ~Ian,aa pirttd ia ioooaou
ptinfertaiiet ibmiiet uetomaan. So
iuuri tuon toimen .eautta Iaaoaan
moni Ieuainenfin ibminen toimitutta,
maan papiuiIet toimenia g. 9. pa.
pina, iota periaatteeuiIesti fuitentin
oliii toiSta mieltd. WarIinfin afpios
liittomibtimptIeen ndboen taboo
moneuatin- ola Ienoinen fdTitps.
Wtuttd fuinfd luonnotonto tue on,
tobiStoa elm. nimimertfi 81. 6. Sir.
tolaiiesia arwostellesIaan VIC. ytau.
taIen bistoriaSIa olenaa iamaa
nditettd foStenua oIioa M. nj. Ieu.
rao,pasti: rIabaIiIena ennaffoIuu.
loien berdttdmiiena iooioaan pitdd
Iitd, ettd f~iriaan on lainottu orfti.
piispa 8. SobanSIonin ldbee 20
muotta fitte antama lauIunto go.
bansion Ell muuten Iiuoin mield oil
hut artfipiispo) f%astamiIen ia bau-
taamiien pdtenppoestd, ioita opat
toimittaneet muut patti Suomi gu.
nocoiu popit. 2irioittaian on tdptp.
mt tietdd, ettd tuolla %louIuunoua Ell
ole mitadn merfitpsid nptpGdn. MF,
an laita on Iiten, en6 perint5oiteu.
oeuilelto fannolto omat faitfiem u.
merifasIo toimitetut mibtimptIet nh,
I'd epdlai0iiia Suomeu poltiotirtos'
ia, joliet Suomen tirfoSIo Iamaan
ATTAIN folmea fertna tuuluteto, oil.
pa FIFTEEN fpibtimtient oinittanut matt.
To tddud oleipa Suomen maItiofirs
Ton pappi. Wiuueia lubteeeIa bp'
natIpt6dn Iieud faittien tdsid maass
Ia loiaiotetmien poppien ontamat
foste' ia lpibtitob istufiet. Sofa mau'
ten tobtoo uSfoteuo, ban eli ppIp to.
tunoeSia. Gmme oliIi ennalia moi.
meet uefoo, ettd e%niiIen tirtfofunnol.
lien pinepben aitain tooiSmstoppu-
letto nptpddn mieId rohietoan tapt'
tGd.~
Suostotin ndemme fuinta botora
fooellatin tho ndite on. 2uulnttoa
opioIiittoon SuomesIo OIL taaS pap
pien peIwouiluus iielld, Jos oiian.
omoiiet iitd nootirpat. Sos MT elm.
ct SuomesIa bppatiptidiIi foiftiem
niioen poppien toimio. iotfa tddnG
oipot Mmerifon YbopspoIioin LOTT
en- mutaon %ioaneet ybbpsmouoisia
IoiIistettuien tirtfotuntain mibfimpt.
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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

Summo $11.10
&ittGmme labioista! 3iitofIeuo on
mainitta,pa erdS tapaus lista la
hetettiin tdptettpnd ia pppoettiin pie-
Id toinen taptettdpdtii. Surpa
taitti oliiipat pbtd innoStuneita!
Salpustomiteo.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1911-10-26

entered as s~econd-class matter January IL
s06, ut he post office at Ironwood, Michigan
under the Act OF Congress of March 8. 1879.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Tho Smallest Pension.

Great Britain's pension system is as
liberal as may be considering the vas,
number of persons carried on both the
military and the civil lists, but in one
case the record for smallness Of pay
ment has undoubtedly been establish
ed Various factors enter into deter
mining the amount to be paid sailors.
and these factors so combined against
one old salt that it was found that he
could draw a pension of not any
more than fourpenceIS cents-a year.
Promptly on each quarter day there
comes an official communication trans
hitting the amount due in the form OF
postage stamps. and he is granted
leave Of absence in order that he may
convert this into money at the post
Office. Then. after the prOverbial man
ner Of sailors. he promptly proceeds to
blow" the entire amount.-New York
Tribune.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
TAP DAY AT YALE.
What Il Means to the Juniors Who
Have made Good"

The three great senior societies OF
Yale-Skul and Bones. Scroll ana
Key and VOLTS Head choose on tap
day fifteen members each from the
Junior class. the fifteen members OF
the outgoing senior class making Inc
choice. Each senior is allotted MS man
Of the juniors and must lind MIN In
the crowd at the tree and tap him on
the shoulder and give him the order
to go to his room. Followed by MS
sponsor, he obeys, and what happens
at the room no one but the men OF the
society knows. With shining race the
lad comes back later and is slapped
on the shoulder and told. "GoCf work,
old man." cordially and who heart
ly by every friend and acquaintance
by lads who have made" every honor
possible, by lads who have made"
nothing, Just as heartily, for that Is
the spirit of Yale.
Only juniors room In Durfee hall.
On tap day an outsider is lucky VINO
has a friend there. for window is
proscenium box for the play-the play
which is a tragedy to all but forty-fve
of the three hundred and odd juniors.
The windows of every story OF the
graystone facade are crowded with
deeply interested audience. Grizzled
heads of old graduates mix with flow
cry hat Is of women Every one is watch
ing every detail. every arrival. In
front of the hall are a drive and room
for perhaps a dozen carriages next the
fence-the famous fence Of Yale
which rails the campus round. Just
inside it. at the northeast corner.
rises the tree. People stand up In the
carriages. women and men. The fence
Is loaded with people. often standing.
/ too, to see that tree.
All over the campus surges crowd
students of the other classes, seniors
who last year stood in the compact
gathering at the tree and left it sore
hearted. not having been "taken;
sophomores who will stand there next
year. who already are hoping for and
dreading their tap day; little fresh
men. each one sure that he at least
will be Of the elect. and again the
! iron gray heads, the interested faces
of old Yale men, and the gay spring
hats like bouquets of flowers.
1t Is perhaps the most critical single
day of the four years course at the
university. 1t shows to the world
whether or no a boy. after three years
Of college life, has in the eyes OF the
student body made good" 1t is cru
cial test, heartrending test for boy
of twenty years.-Mary r. s. Andrews
In Scribner's Magazine.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Thew Were All "PjlIs,"

One of the fashionable east side
churches recently witnessed a funny
incident at a choir rehearsal. They
were preparing for the following Sun
day morning beautiful selection. the
first words of which were. 81 am a
pilgrim" 1t so happened that the
music divided the word pilgrim" and
made a pause after the syllable. The
effect was most amusing. The soprano
sang in a high key II am pip and
then stopped. The tenor acknowl-
edged that he was a pill" and
when the bass came laundering in
with a like declaration. Il am a pill"
it was too much for the gravity OF
the singers, and they roared. No
amount of practice could get them
past the fatal pause without an out
burst. and the piece had to be given
up.-Musical World.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
PATAGONIAN INDIANS.
Customs of the Remnants of a Once
Powerful Tribe.

Customs of the Remnants of a Once
Powerful Tribe.
Normally the Tehuelches. as the
Patagonian Indians are called, are a
peaceabie and kindly people. yet they
are impulsive. capable of strong preju-
dices. very revengeful and-often
with good misconceptions of stran
gers. They are not to be trihed with
and when under the influence of drink
are brutal and dangerous. They show
love for their children and wives and
kindness to their old people. They are
divided into numerous tribes or groups.
each having its chief or cacique. upon
whom the burdens of government rest
but lightly.
They believe In a good and an evil
spirit, whom they prOpitiate, and have
many stories, myths and superstitions
connected with the sun. moon and
stars, while the Staying Of horses and
drinking of blood form a conspicuous
part of their superstitions, birth, mar
riage and death ceremonies, many of
which are most repulsive.
When Magellan first passed through
the strait there were perhaps no fewer
than 10000 PatagOnians rOa ming from
the Rio Negro to the strait. while to-
day, driven back from the littoral to
the high pampas and the foothills of
the Andes, altogether they would
probably not total over 5O0.-Harper's
Magazine.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
DINED THE AUDIENCE.
And the Treat Proved Fine Ad. For
liszt and Rubini.


An article In an Italian review con-
tains an interesting story of List and
Rubini, the tenor. They were touring
together and visited town where.
from the preliminaries which had been
arranged, great things were expected.
But they were disappointed. for when
they entered the hall they found only
fifty persons present.
Ribini was furious and said he would
not sing. but List Gained him. You
must sing" he said. This small audi
ence is evidently composed of musical
connoisseurs of the town, so we should
treat them with respect" Liszt set
the example with grand overture.
and Rubini sang to perfection. List
gave another piece and then addressed
the audience.
List as an orator was as tactful as
he had been IN the role Of pacif1cator.
Addressing his audience of fifty. he
said: Ladies and gentlemen"-there
was only one lady PRESENT. think
that you have had enough music. AL
low me to ask you to take little sup
per with u.s." After a few seconds the
invitation was accepted. and List and
Rubini entertained the audience to
supper at their hotel. which cost them
1920 francs.
When the guests separated the hosts
thought the affair had been joke,
about which nothing more would be
heard. but they decided to give their
concert as advertised on the following
night. To their establishment the hall
was packed There was not standing
room. The whole town had turned out
on the off chance of an invitation to
supper.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Clever Dwarfs.

Richard Gibson and his wife, who
hourished in the seventeeth century,
were a remarkable pair of dwarfs.
quite apart from their inches, which
combined barely made up seven feet.
Both were clever painters of minia-
lures, and Gibson was drawing master
to the daughters Of James II. At their
wedding. which was arranged by
Henrietta Maria, Charles I. gave the
bride away. the queen placed a valu-
able diamond ring on her finger, and
Edmund Waller. the court poet, wrote
q poem in honor Of the occasion. Glib
son was seventy-four when he passed
away. while his widow died at the
advanced age Of eighty-nine years.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02

The family with young children
that is without sickness in the house
now and then is rare. and so it is i'm
portant that the head of the house
should know what to do in the little
emergencies that arise. A child with
a serious ailment needs a doctor, it is
true, but in the majority of instances,
as any doctor knows. the child suffers
from some intestinal trouble, usually
constipation. -.
There is no sense in giving it pill
or a remedy containing an opiate, nor
is flushing of the bowels to be always
recommended. Rather give it small
dose of a mild, gentle laxative tonic
like DIR. Caldwel's Syrup Pepsin,
which, by cleaning out the bowels and
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Wordsworth. Sense of Smell.

Poets have not failed to do perfumes
justice. but one major poet-Words-
worth-went through life without
sense of smell and was not sorry for
it. Nature, he told Aubrey de We're.
seemed to him all the more a vision.
But once, and once only, did Words
worth smell, and the prosaic occasion
illustrates the unpublished household
ways of his time. He sat down with
his family to the midday dinner and
began to carve a leg of mutton. The
leg of mutton was stuffed with onions.
and for once. and once only, the sense
Of smell was revealed to him. The
onions. suddenly laid bare. conquered
London Standard.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
M.daoasear,s Two Climates.

The island Of Madagascar has two
distinct climates, two classes Of ma
lives and two classes of fauna and
fora. The island is about the size Of
France. Along the coast 1t Is tropical
and malarious, and the natives are
darker than in the interior. The In
terror is a high tableland and noun
famous. There the climate Is cooler
and the natives smaller and lighter IN
color than on the coast But In the
interior they are more intelligent. and
they rule the island.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
IF YOU HAVE A SIcKLY
YOuNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

strengthening the little stomach mus
cles, will Immediately correct the trou-
bic.
This is not alone Our opinion but
that of Mrs N. H. Mead of Freeport,
Kan, whose granddaughter has been
taking it successfully and OF Mrs. J.
R. Whiting of Lena, Wis, who gives
it to her children and takes it herself.
1t is sold in fifty cent and one dollar
bottles at every drug store, but if you
want to test it in your family before
you buy it send your address to DR..
Caldwell and he will forward trial
bottle free of charge.
Address him DR.. w. B. Caldwell,
4O2 Caldwell building, Monticello.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
rax.d thu Boards.

Peter the Great of Russia levied
tax on boards Finding that his sub
jects were disposed to keep their
boards at any expense of money. he
ordered all those he found bearded to
have the hair plucked out with pincers
or shaved with blunt razor. Russia
then became q beardless nation
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Obliaing.

Excited Author crushing behind the
scenes,-why are you cutting out the
second and third acts of my play!
Manager-I am not cutting anything
out. I'm merely varying the order OF
the acts. Several influential persons
in the audience have asked me II II
would not be possible to have the hero
die In the next act.-Chicag0 Tribune.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Suspicious.

Bank President-What's the matter:
Bank Vice President-I was just think
Ing. sat next to our cashier in
church yesterday. and l don't quite
IKE the way he sings "Will they miss
me when I'm goneY'-Puck.
The Adair County news., 1911-08-02
Selling the Opportunity.

Crabshaw-lf you insist on this new
gown I'll have to get 1t on credit
Mrs. Crabshaw-As long as it's going
to be charged. dear, may as well get
4 more expensive one.-Life.