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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
Lurline to Discharge at Railway

Lurlinc to Discharge at Railway
Wharf
Arrangements have been completed
whereby the Matson Navigation steam
err Lurlinc from San Francisco VIII
berth at the railway wharf, there 10
discharge four New York cargOcs
which were transhippcd into the Lur-
line at San Francisco from American
Hawaiian steamers. Deliveries OF this
cargo will therefore he made from
the railway wharf instead of tho
llackfold wharf rs formerly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
lsthmIan Departs for Tchuantcpec.

lethmIan Departs for Tchuantepec.
Taking siXty-Iiyc hundred tons car
80 from the islands the American
Hawaiian frcightCr Isthmian sailed for
Salina Cruz, direct last evening. The
freight included about six thousand
ions sugar gathered at the several
Island ports and in addition the v2s-
sci was supplied with shipments Of
lincapplcs, honey. wool and other pro-
ducts. The next vessel of the Ameri-
can-Ilawaiian line to arrive here will
be the Mexican, which is to take the
3rst of the 1912 crop Of sugar.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
DEPARIEI,
Friday, Nov. 10.

Hawaii via Maui porls--Claudinc
stmr., > y. III.
Kauai porls-W. g. Hail. stmr..
y. m.
san Francisco-Pcrsia, T.. NJ. S. S.
lis p. M.
Salina Cruz-Isthmian, All. S. S.
3 y. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
OAHU LODGE NO. I, X. Of p.

Meets every first and third Friday at
80 o'clock. Pythian Han, corner Rcre-
tanin and Fort streets. Visiting broth
ers cordially invited to attend.
S. DECKER, c. G.
.. HElNE, X of X. & s.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
HONOLULU AERIe $40, r. o E.

Meets on second and fourth Wedncs-
day evening Of each month at 1880
o'clock, In san Antonio Han, Vineyard
street, near Emma. Visiting brothers
IRE invited to attend.
Z. HIGGINS, W. II.
WM. e. MCCOY, Sccy.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
ARRIVED


lIilo via way ports-Mauna kea,
stmr, u. m.
Kauai ports-Niihau. stmr.
Hawaii ports --TClcnC. stmr.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11

Tho following wireless messages
from steamers to and from the islands
were received last night:
NJ. n. $. S. Wilhelmna, On route to
San Francisco, s y. m.-SlG miles
from Honolulu: moderate northeast
winds; moderate sea; fine weather;
all well.
=. NJ, $. S. Mongolia. en- route to
Honolulu from San Francisco, s p. m.
-9lG miles from Honolulu; arrive
Monday morning, $50 O'Clock. brings
maid.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
CIaudine We'll Filled With Cargo.

lntcr-lsland steamers departing from
The port last evening were enabled
10 carry the late mails aud also sailed
with fair lists of passengers and good
hiZch CargOCs. Tho Clnmdine cnrricG
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11

several head Of mules AMI big ship
mcnts Of fertilizer and lumber fDr
ports on Maui ANA Hawaii. The Hail
was held over for one day awaiting
the mail brought by the Sierra.
Kauai to Sail for Hawaii.
The lntCr-lslGnd Steam Navigation
Company has placed the steamer Kau-
nj on the berth 10 sail for Mahukona
kawaihaa and Ilonunpo on Monday
afternoon. The Kauai Is returning
10 the Big Island where the vessel IN
engaged in the coasting trade bring
ing sugar from various plantations to
HilO for transhipment to the Coast.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11

Helene Returned With Sugar and
Cattle.
Sugar To the amount of 1900 sacks.
and deck load Of cattle numbering
10 head arrived this morning in the
lntcr-lsland steamer Helene from IIa-
wait Torts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
Niihsu In with Kauai Sugar.

Niihsu In with Kauai Sugar.
Sugar from Garden island planta-
lions to the amount Of ZOO sacks
were included In the freight being
discharged from the Intcr-Islan |
steamer Niihau. This vessel also re-
turned with quantity Of gasoline
drums, an automobile and s packages
sundries. Strong trade wind and
moderate seas were met on the home
ward voyage.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11
Two Windjammers at Hilo.


liilO harbOrcd two deep windiam'
mcrs at the time of departure OF the
lntcr-lsland steamer Mauna Kca for
Honolulu. The schooner Camano hay
ing discharged large shipment of
lumhcr sailed on Thursday for the
Coast taking ballast only. The ven
cradle but none the lcsc reliable bark
Albert was riding at anchor awaiting
an opportunity to come along side the
wharf for discharge The schooner
Minnie L. Gains was being discharg-
ed of a shipment of Northwest lum-
Der.
The Mauna Kca met with some
cough weather on the hOmcward voy-
age according to report coming from
that genial purser, Pete Phillips.
However, bad weather has few ter
rOrs for the majority Of passengers
IN the Mauna KCa with Captain Berg
and Phillips lowering around, serving
IN the capacity of "jollicrs." The Ma
una Kca returned this morning with
sufficient number Of empty beer kegs
and bottles to Indicate that the Big
Island Is quite damp at least. Squeal-
ing piggies added their mite to the
general din on board. Twenty cords
of wood and 21j packages sundrie9
was discharged. A fair sized list Of
passengers arrived in the vessel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11

the BcrinE sea patrol. while on route
she came near losing an entire boats
crew In Prince Williams sound by
the caps2inE of an iceberg from
which the men were securing ice. The
accident was seen in time to send as
sistancc and the men were picked up
thoroughly chilled.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-11

a small boy by any other name
would get bis hands Just rs dirty
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
Barry the Persuasive.


twas said Of Barry, the player. that
he had voice which might lure a
bird from a tree and at the same time
and address and manner the most pre-
possessing and conciliating. The Dub
lin theater, Of which he was proprietor.
failed. and he was considerably indebt-
ed to his actors, musicians. etc Among
others, the master carpenter called at
Rarry's house and was cIamorous in
demanding his money. Barry. who was
i'll at the time. came to the head of
the stairs and asked what was the
matter.
Matter enough" replied the carpen-
ter, II want my money and can't get
it,
Don't he in a passion" said Barry.
"Do me the favor to walk upstairs. IT
you please. and we will speak upon
the business"
Not l, Mr.. Barry said the carpen-
ter You owe me 600 already, and
IL come up you will owe me 900 be-
fore leave you"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
Pleased tbs Bishop,

At the opening OF a large religious
meeting in Iowa few years ago a
missionary bishop from neighborine
state took the usual steps toward put
ting his audience in good humor by
paying some compliments to the state
in which they were assembled. He
praised the products Of Iowa one by
one and congratulated the people on
living in so rich land.
When his speech was ended a solemn
young clergyman rose and said that he
ventured to call the bishops attention
to one serious omission from the list
Of Iowa products-name eggs.
The bishop. abundantly endowed
with humor. promptly replied, to the
delight Of the assembly. II am ex-
tremely glad to learn that the hens of
Iowa have so competent young
rooster to crow for them"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
WILL INVESTIGATE
FOREIGN MISSIONS
National News Association

National News Association
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec ia COM
mission of eminent experts appointed
to Investigate the work of the missions
in the Far East sailed for Japan to-
day on the steamship Shinyo Maru
The commission was appointed some
time ago by the International Bible
Students association as result OF
criticisms from various sources in re-
gard to the methods pursued by the
American missions in the .Asiatic
field. A thorough investigation is to
be made of existing conditions with a
view to recommending changes in the
present plan of operations, if any
changes are deemed necessary to for
ward the interests of religion and HUI
manity. Among the members of the
commission are Gen. w. P Hall, U.
S. A; +. W. V. kuehn, Toledo, O.; r.
B. Maxwell, Mansfield, O.. J. T. l..
Pyles, Washington, d. c.; DR.. l.. w.
Jones, Chicago. and Prof F. II. Rob
inson, Ontario.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
News From Surrounding Towns

Wabash today to attend the funeral
OF her uncle, the late John Harden
which will be held tomorrow morning
at eleven o'clock.
Mr.. and Mrs Clyde Miller are ar.
ranging to move to farm OF Mr.
Ranck's in Union county. They expect
to vacatc Benton Wagner's farm the
last OF this week, or the first of the
next.
The usual preaching services at the
Friends church will be held Sunday
morning and evening. Everybody is
cordially invited to attend
DR.. sweeney received word from Eu-
rhemia. Ohio, that his sister, Mrs. Ra.
chel Bennett is slightly improved.
Peter Vannati was at Connersville,
Monday afternoon to attend the flu
neral Of his late cousin, Mr.. Ferguson.
Lewis r. Lantz who was arranging
to move to Connersville and enter the
undertaking business with MIR. Myers
will not go. The transaction was
called off Monday.
Mrs. Ernest DOty was at Richmond,
yesterday to do shopping
Mrs. Oscar kirlin and Miss Tiny
Moore were at Richmond, yesterday
to see friends and do shopping.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oran Bragg were at
Richmond, Monday afternoon
r. p. Lindsay shipped a car load of
cattle to indianapolis, Monday
The Bible school Of the Christian
church announces that it will observe
4 Christmas service at it's usual hour
for the school Sunday morning, Dec
~. A contribution in money. clothing
or food will be called for from those
in attendance. for local needy. II you
can come and bring your offering,
please send. Everybody is cordially
invited to attend the service.
The usual services at the NJ E.
church, Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
MILTON, IND.

MILTON, Ind. 13.-R. p. Lindsay
was Of indianapolis. yesterday.
tn Woman's Cemetery association
met with Mrs. l.. F, Lantz. Monday
evening. There was no important
husiSoss transacted. The next meet,
ing Srlll be with the Misses Mary and
Sarah Roberts.
Mrs.. Mary Wright, OF Doddridge. fell
Monday and is suffering from a
broken leg. Mrs. Wright is the moth
or Of Clayton Wright, She is upwards
of d
DChas. X. Dyer. an Armenian, lee,
|ture4 before the pupils of the Milton
public schools yesterday. His lecture
was very interesting.
Mrs. Marie Beeson has returned
from visit in New York City.
The members OF the Rebekah De-
gree lodge gave Mr.. and Mrs. Wesley
Newton a pleasant surprise. last even
Ing. The surprise was In the way of
\ miscellaneous shower. They were
he recipients Of many beautiful and
useful presents. The evening was en-.
10, ably spent by all.
Mrs. John Coyne was at Richmond.
yesterday to do Christmas shopping
Aiss Florence Newman went to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
Owned Everythinq,

An Irishman crossed to Canada on a
Canadian Pacific steamer, took the
Canadian Pacific train for Vancouver,
ate at C. P. r. eating houses. stopped
at c. P. r. hotels. was shown G. p. r.
land and finally got to Vancouver,
much impressed with the greatness Of
that institution.
He went to hotel, registered and
asked the clerk how soon breakfast
would be ready.
breakfast is over" said the clerk.
The Irishman looked at his watch.
ut isn't time for it to be over" he an
swered.
"Oh, yes, it is" said the clerk. You
see. your watch isn't right. We run
our dining room on Canadian Pacific
time"
Good Lord" said the Irishman in
an awed voice. Does the Canadian
Pacific own the time too?'-Saturday
Evening Post.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
HAGERSTOWN, IND.

HAGERSTOWN, Ind, Dec. 10
Mrs. Ellen Fox, OF Richmond, was the
guest OF Mrs. Ella Whitesell. Monday
and Tuesday.
Mrs. Jeff Yoke and son, Lee, spent
Tuesday at Richmond and visited with
Mrs. Lynn Brooks.
MIR. and Mrs. Wesley Mccullough
entertained Sunday, MIR. and Mrs.
Theo. WINNER of near Dublin; Mr..
and Mrs. Elmer Allen and Mr.. and
Mrs. Earl Stewart.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. 8. Bowman enter
tanned Mt six o'clock dinner, Tuesday
evening. Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Fouts,
MIR. and Mrs. II. G. Endsley and chill
dren. Carver and Charles; Mr. and
Mrs. Frank Teetor and Mr.. Harlan.
Milton Lester, wife and son spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Art Moore.
Mrs. Sol Copeland and Mrs Aman.
da Staumm spent Tuesday at Rich
mond.
Mrs. Frank Whitesell has been
quite Ill with stomach trouble.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer McGrew and
family visited Saturday and Sunday
with her parents near New Lisbon.
DR.. G. l. Stotlemeyer was at lndi.
annapolis Monday and Tuesday attend
Ing the state trustees convention.
A postal card shower was given
Mrs. Emma Foyst. Tuesday in honor
OF her birthday.
Wilson and Lewis Drake of near
Dalton were guestsc at dinner Monday
Of Mr.. and Mrs. James Knapp.
Mr.. Milton Ridge of Muncie, is the
guest of Mrs. Agnes Lancaster.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13

Ladies' house dress with five gore
skirt, with or without Sailor Collar,
and with long or shorter sleeve. In
high or low neck stylel.
Striped percale in lavender tones
with white, and with white for collar
and cuff facing. is here shown This
model has many admirable features,
and is easily made. The sailor collar
forms very effective finish, but may
be omitted The waist is a simple
model with closing at the box plat
in front, The skirt has a stitched
front panel while the back is finished
in inverted plat style. The pattern
is cut in sizes: 80, "a. So, 80, 40, and
AZ inches bust measure. 1t requires
s yards Of 81 inch material for the So
inch size.
A pattern of this illustration mailed
to any address on receipt OF 1Oc in
silver or stamps.
GIN out Blanks N pencn ana send to
Pattern Dept, Richmond Palladium
Name
Slze
ADDRESS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
York Globe
SouelchAd.


Senator Ogle. a member Of the Penn
sylvania assembly. had been deputed
to compose an address to the newly
elected president. Andrew Jackson.
When the bluff old warrior submitted
his document to the house fellow
member. a dapper little chap from
Philadelphia. observed:
Pardon me. general: l hesitate about
making any suggestion to SO distin-
guished an individual, but cannot
refrain from saying that it is custom
ary to write the first personal pronoun
with a capital II instead of a small
r."
General Ogle returned a look of
scorn. sir" said he. when l write
to so great man as General Andrew
Jackson. Democratic president Of the
United States. I abase myself. sir. l
use as small an T. as can put upon
paper. But, sir. II ever I should have
to write to a little snipe like you I
would use an r. sir. that would oil
two pages Of foolscap."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
she SCREAMED, "MosCs HAS CONF T.

far above. his deep voice suddenly
doomed across the silence she reared
to her knees with a startled:
"Lawk "A -massy on us! Who's there?'
Don't be alarmed, my good woman,
said the squire condescendingly. Its
only Noses
Far from being treasured. she scram-
bled to her feet and started to bolt.
nor was she induced to remain by hear
ing the voice shouting behind her:
Stay and listen! Stay and listen.
I'm Noses
Rushing down the church steps, she
screamed to the passersby: "Moses
has come! Moses has come" Nor
would she be convinced until some of
them, rather timorously. had ventured
in. only to find that the imposing pres
ence in the dimness was no appari-
tional lawgiver. but a mere lawyer in
the flesh.
Even then she was heard to mutter
resentfully: The voice Of a prophet,
and him no more than a squire! The
ways Of Providence are past our feeble
understanding" -Youth's Companion.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
The
Scrap Book
A Geoat Relief to Her.

From a story found in The Land of
Romance" recent book about the
ever interesting Scottish border. it may
be assumed that the Covenanters be-
lieved that the rightful home Of the
highlanders was the neither regions. 1t
Is not SO many years. says the author.
Mrs. J. Lang. since an old woman up
Yarrow way was listening to lesson
from the book Of Revelation read to
her by her grandchild.
land there appeared another won-
der in heaven" read the little girl.
land behold a great red Dragon
"Hoots. lassie." interrupted the dame.
"It's no dragoon-
The child persisted.
"Gie s the book an rax me by my
specs. Ora, dra. g-o-n. COON. Ye're
RIGHT an Ah'm wrang. Read on
The child resumed. "'And the great
dragon was cast out"
Il kent that wad be the upshot or"
the old dame cried triumphantly. Its
the wunner tae me hoo he ever wan
in.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
CAMBRIDGE CITY, IND.

CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind. Dec. 10
Thomas Dairy. Jr. Of McGhee. Ark.
will arrive the evening OF the twenty
fourth. to spend a week with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Dairy.
The Bazaar. given under the aus
pieces OF the Social Union opened this
wednesday, afternoon in the base
msnt OF the Methodist church, with a
large display and a good attendance
The ladies wish 1t understood that 1t
Is q good place for the men, as we'll
az the women, to purchase Christmas
membranes. An oyster supper will
be served tomorrow Thursday even
Ing.
Mr. and Mrs. Dan Vanbuskirk and
daughter. Lillian. of Germantown;
Mrs. William Vanbuskirk and Miss
Emma Lynch. were guests OF Mrs.
Ophelia Shuts, last Saturday evening.
Miss Cora Hebbler attended a meet.
ing OF the Trifolium Literary society
ut the home OF MIR. and Mrs. w. II.
Roney, OF Richmond, Monday evening.
Miss Hebbler Is a member Of the So
ciety.
good Christmas trade, Monday.
Representatives from the Ladies'
Ala society of the Methodist church,
accompanied by the Rev. and Mrs. J..
G. Coffin. went to the home OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Israel Morrey few evenings
since, to spend a social hour. The oc-
casion was the seventy-third birthday
anniversary of the former. Since the
organization of the society in 1871,
Mr. Morrey has shown the ladies many
kindnesses. by making himself help
full in many ways. in their work. In
recognition Of this service, Rev. COT
fin. on behalf OF the ladies' presented
Mr.. Morrey with fine silk umbrella
in an original poem regarding the
event The ladies realizing the truth
fufness OF the saying. THAT the way to
the mans heart Is through his stom
ach," had taken the precautiOn to pro-
vide a goodly supply of ice cream and
other delicacies for the occasion. At
one time sevtr& gentlemen were hon
orary members Of the society. but at
the present. Mr.. Morrey Is the only
one enjoying that distinction.
Earl Murbarger. of indianapolis,
was. in Cambridge City Monday even
ing.
MIR. and Mrs. o. l.. Galloway were in
Richmond Monday evening to see
Dockstader's Minstrels, at the Gen
nett.
John e. Gray Ms returned after sew
eral weeks spent in Columbus. Ohio.
Roy Pritchard and family are NOV
ing from Richmond to this city. and
will occupy the property on North
Front street. owned by John Marson.
Mr.. Pritchard is employed at the
Bertsch Foundry.
The Womans Home Missionary So
ciety will meet Thursday afternoon in
the Methodist church.
Mrs. Letitia Johnson. after visit
with her brother. f. r. Hastings, has
gone to Chicago for few days before
returning to her home in Tuscalo, 10.
wa.
Rev. Smith. OF Richmond. and Mrs
Minnie Klingensmith. OF Douglass.
Arizona. were the guests OF MIR. and
Mrs. Wesley Cornell at six o'clock din
ner q few evenings since.
AHram Rummell has taken charge
Of the Martin garage, with Lewis In
german.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
Appropriate Shades,

A party Of Americans were sittin
on the upper deck of a Rhine river
boat enjoying the charming scenery
One was reading aloud from a guide
book about the various castles as they
came into view. Just as the boat was
passing one of the finest old buildings
a woman in the party exclaimed to her
companio why. that old castle Is
inhabited. See, there are blinds at
the windows"
NO" said a man standing by her
side: those are the shades Of their an.
cestors.''
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
A ProbIem Solved,

He was from the country all right,
but he had ''gumption' enough to
know that it costs nigh all outdoors
to satisfy healthy rustic appetite at
certain city restaurants. Therefore
he was slow to take advantage Of the
wine list which his friend and host
thrust before him in the midst OF the
white lights. Two, three and four
dollars a bottle was n heap of money,
by heck.
But his face lighted finally as if he
had solved the economic problem.
Guess I'll have some O. that" said
he. indicating with his finger. The
line on the card read:
Corkage ........................ 81
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
MOSES WAS THERE.
And Hs Was Imposing In Person and
Resonant In Voice,

resonant In voice..
In the old days, when it was GUS
tomary to celebrate the Fourth of July
by public reading OF the Declaration
of Independence. followed by an ora
ton. Squire Moses, a lawyer of impos-
ing person and impressively resonant
voice, was always an ornament Of the
occasion in his native town. II the
orator was distinguished stranger
the squire read the Declaration; when
somebody else read the Declar a ton the
squire was the orator.
One year when the gathering was to
be held in a church he went over, ira
dition relates, at twilight the day be-
fore to practice his speech. Entering
by back door, he assembled the old
fashioned high pulpit unobserved by
the old scrubwoman at work on ali
tours In the main aisle, so that when
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
Hia Fruits Shall Follow.

The books say well. my brothers. Each
mans life
The outcome Of his former living is
The bygone wrongs bring forth sorrows
and woes:
The bygone right brings bliss.
II he who liveth. learning whence woe
springs.
Endureth patiently, striving to pay
His utmost debt for ancient evils done
In love and truth alway-
If he shall day by day dwell merciful.
Holy and just and kind and true. and
rend
Desire from where it clngs with bleeding
roots
Till love Of life have end
He, dying. leaveth as the sum Of him
A life count closed whose Ills are dead
and quit,
Whose good is quick and mighty. far and
near,
So that fruits follow it.
Light Of Asia"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-12-13
The Same MESSAGE.

Horace Greeley once wrote note to
4 brother editor in New York whose
writing was as illegible as his own.
The recipient Of the note. not being
able to read 1t, sent it back by the
same messenger to Mr.. Greeley for
calculation. Supposing 1t to be the
answer to his own note, Mr.. Greeley
looked over it. but likewise was un-
able to read it and said to the boy
Go take it back. What does the -
fool mean?'
Yes. sir" said the boy. THAT Is
just what he says"