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Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
Tortured for Fifteen Years

by cure-defying stomach-trouble that
baffled doctore and resisted all reme-
dies he tried, John w. Modders, of
Moddersyille, Mich, seemed doomed
He had to sell his farm ,sand, give up
work. His neighbors said HE can't
live much longer" Whatever ate
distressed me- he wrote, till tried
Electric Bitters, which worked such
wonders for. me that can now eat
things | could not take for years. It's
surely a grand remedy for stomach
trouble just as goodsfor the liver
and kidneys. Every bottle is guaran-
teed. Only SOC at Fort Pierce Drug Co.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
shut Her Up.

A young wife was continuously pes.
tered by her mother-in-law about the
way she was bringing up her hrstborn
babe The young wife was intelligent
and capable, and she was really doing
very well with the baby. From her
mother-in-law, however, she got moth
ing but sour advice, warnings and veil
ed abuse. One day the mother-in-law,
looking flxedly at the mother with her
baby ON her lap, said angrily;
"a woman has no right to have a
child If she doesn't know how to hold
it."
"No, nor a tongue either" was the
quiet reply Detroit Free Press
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
Msra's Voice.

Nine. Mara had voice that extend
ed from middle G to e In alt and was
one Of the most facile and flexible ever
known. She delighted In the fiorid
music Of Hasse, Graun, Benda, JONI
melli, Pergalese. Porpora, Sacchini and
others Of that school and with the ut
most ease executed passages that are
now consigned to solo instruments,
such as the violin and fiute- She held
the stage from It'll to 1902, with an
occasional appearance after the latter
date.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
Ordlnance

An ordinance, to be entitled an ordinance pro.
h,hitinq the sale OF Intoxicating liquors. ,yibas
III heer within the corporate limits of thc citv az
Fort Pierce Florida; and prescribing q penalty
for the violation thereof:
M IN ORDAINED BY the mayor and Civ
council of the city Of Fort Pierce, Florida;
SECTION j.
That from and after The passage Of this ordin-
,snce and les approval by the mayor IL shall be
rnlavful for any person, firm or corporation to
eeii or cause TO be sold any intoxicating liquors,
LINED or beer within the corporation limits Of
" tbe City of Fort Pierce Florida.
u SECTION II
ANY person, firm or corporation, upon convict
;on III the violation of Section one ID Of this or
dinance, shall be fined in q sum of not less than
One Hundred dollars nor more than Five Hum
J.ad dollars or shall be imprisoned in the city ial
for not less than thirty days nor more than sixty
davs. or both such fine and imprisonment at the
discretion of the mayor
"i''''''' SECTION III
All ordinance and parts of ordinance in conflict
with the provisions of this ordinance, are hereby
repealed. c,,cr,o,,,,,
This ordinance shall become effective upon it's
passage ano It's approval by the mayor.
Passed by open council this first day of Febru-
''' w. r, jackson,
President City Council
Mayor of the City Of Fort Pierce, Florida:
thereby certify that the above and foregoing
ordinance was duly passed by the City Council on
the first day of February A. ID, 1911
Frank M. Tyler
(SeaD City Clerk, City Of Fort Pierce.
The above and foregoing ordinance is hereby
approved by me this second day Of February, A,
d. 1911.
Mayor Fort Pierce Florida
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
Berlin.

"Berle," from which Berlin has
caught her name, means uncutivated
land. Slovenian Wends, the earliest
settlers on the sandy plain, could make
but little out of the soil The popula-
ton in 1882 was only 100000. Less
than forty years later it was 100000,
and now it runs into 100000. The
man who gave to Berlin its present
form was Frederick H., but Frederick
the Great and the Great Elector started
the noble hobby Of identifying the
wonderful city.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
A Tenant For Life.

"Have you boarded long at this
house" inquired the new boarder of
the sour, detected man sitting next to
him.
"About ten years"
81 don't see how you can stand 1t.
why haven't you left long ago2"
mo other place to 60" said the other
dismally. 1.-THE landladys my wife"
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
Notice.

In Court of the County Judge. State Of Florida,
In re Estate Of ST. Lucie
Carry r. Thompson, Deceased County.
To all creditors legatees, distributes and all
persons having claims or demands against said es-
tate;
You, and each of you, are hereby notified and
required to present any claims and demands which
YOU or either Of you, may have against the estate
of Carry X. Thompson deceased. late of st. Lucie
County, Florida, to the undersigned executor Of
said estate, within two years from the date here
Dated February Bird, A. D. 1911.
A. d. Penney,
Executor.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10

"Johnnie, dear" said his mother, who
was trying to inculcate lesson in in
dustry what do you suppose mamma
would do for you If you should come to
her some day and tell her that you
loved your studiesg" lick me for
telling falsehood.s said dear little
Johnnie with the franiness Of youth.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
A ouiok Return Business.

.Youssaid you were going into some
business that would bring you quieK
returns" said a young fellow to his
chum
~ did, was the answer u am send
inc manuscripts to the magazines"
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
rhe Family sorap Book.

Mrs, Sauers Ito Willy as minister
calls to see Mr.. Sauers)- Willy, is your
father in? Willy-Yes; he's upstairs
looking over your scrap book. Mrs.
Sauers puzzled)-You mean my family
account book? Wllly-Well, it's all the
same. He and you always have a
scrap every time he goes over It,
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10

curing his entire life and his amaze.
nlent ana chagrln when the new own
er discovered gold upon Tie land tbe
lrs, week of his ownership A great
.naily Of US are in that very condition
WIN W., regard to our opportunities if we
uiu out know Washington Star
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
His Bedtime.

"When do you wind your watch"
asked the man with the bullying brow
morning or EVENING""
"GeneralIy in the morning" answer.
ed the man with the dubious nose.
81 always wind mine just before !
go to bed"
"Well-er-so do I."-Chicago Trib-
une.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
a Nice RuII.

An freshman. quarreIlng with an
rnol,sbman. told him II he didn't hold
~ 'aass tongue he would "break his i'm
senetrable bead and let the brains
out Of his empty skull"
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
nPortralt Of a esntlsman.u

The Professor-Can you define gen
tleman, Miss Cutting9 The Suffragette
Qclly)-Certainly. A gentleman was
contemporaneous with the old masters,
who often painted his portrait-Ex-
change.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1911-02-10
suited His remperament.

"Grooge is a very grouchy sort Of
man, isn't hep
Eyes. Won't even ride in anything
but a sulky. baltimore American.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13
OPPORTUNITIES IN rss EAST.

Aay reader ~ THESE notes Nho tlay e,s
sns~sstgasinx tia cheap farms In vast
err sfases viii be Interested ia bulletin
No "a i.sn--i ~ the bureau u plant
Industry AZ Washlngiea and entitled
Horticultural Condstions In Southern
New YORK TEE rsreulsr Was pre-
pared b. A. G. Barrist after years
careful Investigation Of the subject
The author de assSs Hoi esaly present
conditions and causes leadiux up TO
them. bat suggests nsesh0sIs hy whieh
they tnay be improved ia concluding
y siiseassiea * the movement 60 the
cheap ness.ru iends and 10 the cities
the circular says;
"Fe0pse are fsfsiaE toward the eoAa
Try aud ths ehran eastern lands sur.
cess ia fsfsHlng ia the re9ian wili de
pend On the practice " ssseh . system
Of farming an VII act only sire RI
mansTassve cash return At The present
time. bot nii 5elid Np The feHBlfs ef
she sol Case gsAi eefsili8a aru ~
STORED the sahsi Is vsii adatsIad % the
tevnsng - Ns~ stock particularly
steeH Faissugs 10 Eenrral farfuiuE. rs
Isetaiix hay ssh refataek nnd 70 the
growing ~ certain esnsts - feali
These soc bern Nsw Ysrk lands offer
excellent opportunities fog Intelligent
y9uag men ~ith enerNy They eza te
purchased cheap. Their reagsnd readily
10 tbs prNper trpatlasat= iley asv nvas
10 eur srest markets and shsy are Ger
tain 10 Increase IN vnluss
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13


Yea see.~ said The old farmer ~ he
xseaxared sHf the green tomatoes 70
the grocer, II brought aIoag my spade
tT accident. bat IL Was q god thing
| did
Wagon get stuck in the roadr Was
asked
oh. no. was coming along about
a mile back when | saw a Teller II a
6eId- He had a crooked stick In bis
hard. and little boy with other
crooked sticks ~as following him
sloug. The man was knocking wood
er tan along the ground
Hello says I as ! stopped
Hello yourself
what yea doingr
-'Hoglng q ball in the ninth
Hard work. hainsr IL
Yes
Then let me help ron . little.
Nothing mean about me-
And I grabbed the spade. climbed
the fence ard dug that ninth hole out
till Il was as big as bar1, and the
Teller laid right down and rolled over
and over and laughed 50 much he
couldn't find words 10 thank me-
Rochester Democratic
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13


According 10 Anglo Saxon lax. ev-
cry nlans lifs IneIusilng that u the
kiag. vas valued At slEed price. and
ans one y sn tsa5k IL could commute he
anensa . a mooney payaseng upoa a
hsel aeAie. he life of a peasant WA
ts~ Aofseo 10 be worth 80 shlltings
that " . man ~ neble birth / 80 shii.
llaas. aud the kiiiinE Of = King Involved
The rexlcisie 10 payment ~ 10 shsl
Eags II las ts-en pointed out that fhe
hsiF 90 The throne could titus get rld Of
the existing occupant BY numbering
bim and thereafter handing over the
cue. according 80 The scale. 10 The ex
chslasf, hen his oifense w0uId be
purgsi Aud bis money would come
baek % himself for 10 those days the
sovereign received al nues as personal
pef4Eisltss. There Is very little doubt
that these soaxh ueaas we're pFseti.
eaily applied IN the case Of sotDs rulers
Of Eugiansi 10 the preeosquest period
i-osasion Telegraph
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

inprisonmen. For Debt.

About the middle Of the last cen
fury the power of imprisoning a debt
or for life was taken from the creditor
and IL fills one with amazement to
think that system so ridiculous
should have continued as long as 1t
did The three principal debtors pris-
ons in England We're the Kings Bench.
the MarshaIsea and the Borough
Compiler. In the year 1853 there were
20.ooo prisoners for debt in Great Brit
ain and Ireland. The futility of the
system was quite as great as its bar
barify. More than half the prisoners
in some Of the prisons we're kept there
solely because they could not pay the
attorneys. costs. Many prisoners had
their wives and children with them.
There was no infirmary. no resident
surgeon and no bath Imagine . place
In these days containing 1.399 persons
and no bath and no inhrmary! We
have indeed progressed Dundee Ad-
yerfiser
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

Probably the biggest cannfbal orgy
on record Is one Of which Miss Bea-
trtce Grinshaw tells In The New
Guinea In 1858 shipload Of China
men vas being taken down TO Austria
la. The vessel was wrecked upon a
reef close to Rossel island. New GUM
ca The officers escaped IN boats, bur
were never afterward heard Of. As
for the Cinnamon. numbering 326. the
natives captured them and put them
On small barren island. where they
had no food and no means OF getting
away They kept their prisoners sup
Piled with food from the mainland
ard every now and then carried away
a few OF them TO eat until all but one
old man had been deToured- This one
succeeded eventually In getting away
and told something Of the story. which
seems TO have met with general disbe-
lief. True it i. however, on the evil
dence Of the sons Of those who did the
deed >,
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13
How Far Can You Sect

What is the farthest limit to which
the human vision can reach. Power
In his book. The Eye and Sight gives
the ability 10 see the star Aleor. situat-
ed at the tail of the Great Bear. as
the test Indeed. the Arabs cail 1t
the test star 1t is most exceptional
TO be able to see Jupiter's satellites
with the naked eye. though one or two
cases are recorded. the third satellite
being the most distinct Peruvfans are
said to be the longest sighted race on
earth. Humboldt records case where
these Indians perceived a human fig-
ure eighteen miles away. being able
to recognize that it was human and
clad in white. This Is probably the
record for far sight
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13
OLD TINE 6lRDles.
Tesg es.s I'D seessssls Artaeiss -
Ns4- r. ~ v 1sas Egst.

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Hs4- r. ~ N.1sls Ages
IN go s. sse a@sa e. fsa@ gifdie wsFe
fgag ffa fsaa54a and enc dds aid
cess <#sa4 sd aslazas - eesryilsT
Affairs Iise Hf8#f essF aas us iakbsrn
sfi pen affashzss u Z. fte bossr as
TEA - Hzzzss re naak - eFBeHaE
ard Fseasy he lzzasssss#F rs Eslfssss
asa eeeFs 8as3f bis sHsfe - Baaay
aaz - z8fzzz8s we're The arEleies at
seeaess Is IL ma re sig4saal besau -
ps#e fsa - So - pEag ftsFe y insf.
;ssa Z : mssfe ~ whg bad hanging
at Ags rlfsfie 8 fs5uea = Spectacle ease.
g5anl8 ard gea sBd la&bora sad
lznsIEefz 1saK Win nauy other
tFHnkess fea.sss = sA#b = merry
essaag ahiaa sid II Ns4 Ike = lab
e9ssasleFs sAgQ e snail waFess In
aagtaeT cary pay 5 iady says to her
mad Give ne my gir1le and see
that 81 tie fnfnltane De 81 Il Lax
inst pins hers the I-eEknife. the knife
10 close letters with. tBe bgikln. the
80 picket and tie sale he To the
eass GIFile~ seFe 10 sesoe Respects
IKE TIE ehafelafnss u t.ore modern
iisaes. baf skey differed tbefefrofn in
teIng more Useful more eomprehen-
sfss in regard 10th u ser aud to ar
sieles woFB. and y hes completely en-.
ishesi more costly II Is partly fer this
reason thsi - hnd giFtIe@ bsqaeattast
presents 20 keep the KiYef's memory
green after death They sefe bot In
frequently Of great islfiusie Kaiae
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13


Tness - hardly Az gzssgzaa $ f<ss-
eat espnfrsasiEz s<ss.zsars = fes ezssis
Try wheh il aenaan1iug assra aerb-s
s.senesoa tasn ssas ansaa91nx
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enrss~s :. Me aaea -
sas3~ aps aes8 - iakms SKA
sraessea. aay sesa Afc sd
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ega era SKA I'D sFesfise a=aases
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pv~ssI eefg msg4s ssaesss. ard
sa~ e~xfse = ssesses syss1 - 80
A. ase@ssa ss8gsasas. Fssfeesyf PSI
- II frsszssfa essss ases aT1s.
. ~sFf u Is 500 I 40 ~
szs4ax fhe waFk sgse #s - Ess
e a. aEsemsf F. .efHzzsf - @
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farr Iea egss = eszsksz E 81
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sAsa sasa ess4f9 IT, y ~
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e sss@e#sas AahI as -
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ffai ~ ae8 Later saasH ssses8# q efs
l@ss AL sssE 4ssa sd ssssls ssssl
saa ~ ths fFe9sf ta5ae these sfs@tR
we're tmfafa otef - IT, IsapAs Be- ~
az pzssss iszs 81 shs sea- Sc sfiaag
tsose Is fts slttH grade aa5 STARE
yaeh bssB maa @ssixae8 gasf 81
srew..s - la fe@f sa8 aieSed era
sssarsisss Hse@sY IL fsls fsHs - ssxstz-
TIE fsoss s~Fe tssea Ess sssfesz faf taae
se<ss And Hs#Hfess fese sd ssfls = -
at ha1se AsssEssI nsoH mefkaag n the
gnr6s1 a. psre dras3enrv toaz ~ this
wers mlsA ess sgsa.ssas 4aA - results
wsre sartgasshz wise sash elaes
was s.ssKBsss sf~esni time IN nbsea
60 vnFk their gIafs fisY seFx BOT 70
sarAsss1 TAsf carried fAslF garden
sg,ernfsoas Enfo the not ueagbeF. srf
III oas II fb~ 30 p9pI3s = ~ te<k 50
ire varG esAsiHa4a 10 ze1k after is@sr
gardens after ths r@xaiar sebos5 year
had sloaed
A. she~sag deGalfe rexaits II the
wors. coz eighth grade isgs sd - r.
tai rssces g 20 wartA ~ stuff - kis
Z ~ 20 Path AZ aHs half It's rate
ar acre Of iAnd weasd yg~td a FstaFp
of fi.sna hseh. ea4e nsasf aamlf l.
pretty sssss sw~fai fsFtalnz Aaastss
sasaas lie f~ataFs II tbe 3ofs Nas thai
smeA fupEi uss fesaaffest H. KEEP -
sssss Aeesssht = ~ saHss rssaetf ~ nd
mba az1t It's ena zasss7 ssm - .noa
bssher tkeif ssz4fa ssaas had s@sen Az
es~sfai 49, - tsEst slse# eaaetgsss ard
systssn Ia4NF Is ffze ssAsssn The aefk
WIS szpsn q Esf~sy ses4e a. axKtesli
snrnI sboFE course I@iak 4fran9sa fof
fsss sssneas 81 tssyM = ~ esfe ksta ~
ssusme hy farm Surk during the sum.
sSsr ThsA@ classes started "a S9xefn
i~ez ass8 eaaEsn@szi three hsgatlss. the
issssFs seaag from ~ until : o'elezs %
Nendass. Wednesdays msd Fridays
Tue Ary2ngeng.ng sssaae it possible fsF
fhs bo9s 60 afteni iile elakses befwesn
ffsofse The subjects Is which IN
sfrsrtssn ass given wefe agriculture
enrEsnfry. Engllsh and arlthmstie-
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eRoTEsoys ssaes.


E@rSe~s TNxf f~~c@s~s C. - A~Nss-
seer $50 20 E@s<-
ln Es@zsz1 - Is ssaeT epSzsfaes-
ssHaasss5s q pessps@ - sa1 sz<A ne
tsersshsaz grzssze axamss fzsr B4f
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x-sass aames II ass oss s8fsTs3
fAzs 9enasrx and sr~fg <~ "a
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stea So sad - 4aswer q rs aaesx
- Fsaeessssg. g1s-s IN hssss< = -
aeasr = eap Affe~sI year. h-sfssgs
aasaaF $50 ssas@s rega.assssi - sg@-
ava4s EIssz4s az Hs sd fsr3s~s asss
Ana saex. ~aea see a21oceea'aF
1szras . SO se xs Ras fsssas8
fAsaa mesf szssa rfassaax r. sfs@s Fe4rs
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s.esfaass. #as 8fs5Ag a@E aa4iafaat-
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fasf Afezaos
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saf s sa.f sas -
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terrible - = EIgsaka sfr f1 sEs1as
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asaef. 0aiy F4aey wHsa1 Begsa. =
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- Es5sss f#fsafs aas sapgsei - a.
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Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

TIE directors u the Nsrfa Platte
Isebl agricultural skIs~ztneat stafiea
have be@n carrying 0n soas vaqaft
nengal werk sloag The tine u cereal
pre<ssrfioa whlch shoui3 he u gvaeti
cal value 70 dr. farmers III other So
siens ua the forty ! iat pets Devoted
Co Erowiax wheat 10 = seAsssn fols9u
tag sumuser faAowtux "a average
sEsAa ~ss s~safss u ~ . basaels per
ARE II MAS fpApd A3l pssfs whsca
had Essea sswa 81 ttl~ FAlw II 40 pz-cks
Sec aers yielded A. we'll as those on
~ hkth ave peas acre xowesl ia faeg.
aAe TAO sfuall~ss Evsaras eFs from
eta az uhtsh ave Tee.ks had heea
se~e Tke tosrss Fstarus eagaiasd
fsas@ gr0~tag small grain werv an laud
A. hach had t~va ~ assAlEa fae prs-g~si.
tag rear flTv - six BASKETS 81 cats
s~sse 49, ard s,AsIpw snr hres4ge grass
ssa ewrn LAID rfoas tan to twsnty husA
IS sna 90 saHa saaaEsseF fA.Ho~ed shlr
e. taxheas TIE - sssrnc~ derived fFo1
RAs nb@s~ tests ss>~sns 10 sta9~ . de
srasiesf sdesntaKr IL sxxer % suTn1er
rzss~~tng exer any saher - sssra ct
ean1E1ng
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

Robert Louis Stevenson oace sent
The following quaint letter to an auto.
graph hunter
faa have aeat nss slip 70 ~rsie On
xes aaxw sent me- az adslfesse,t an2e{as=s
HVs have seni IL sne ssA'ssEssi Many aaee
aaHs ~ iuaea before faa have Spelled
fnY ualsfs arlslt aa1 satne bate done
shat IL eHs lloluf fa8 stAaa atoms Yai
have Hellt Has sse stsHass taF eHF gssstef-
nes nzii tbs st4ass RI saafs what f.
asAea a#fh - mlsEH esisstsgsssfissn / take
NHaazsFs n Es#mt Here #seee Fs4
sa8ae AfA have tssn an The ls4as4s IS
safss L as aaoH auiEs5aaf alterations he's
s fHe e4Eft 4fN
Ha4HAF Louis srEY son
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cheea

Fer 40 enesgtzlas ilfe giving drink
that eaites In Itself tie p~xui4ar prop
rgtivs " the solid aith tAase " tss
liquid On. atxat a. ~erSe taan Try
Fatssa- tas fssssfssv t@+srssGs ef sssi
lAiF~ asas iusfe~ltsas~ an ssssfs.. snsls
snd ches'olase N atssaa esaaaa sgspaf.
lioas. zad they aust ss~ beaded when
nezrss t.osstag cot aud served wei
frcthea- II ~as oae Of the miner srua
bses VI Nspesron III, ~nen an exile In
Englaod test BE ceaid aes oossln nls
osiosed ehscs - bis slksnx - ian1on
Graphie.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

Probably He Wouldnx.

A country rector. coming up to
preach at Oxford In his turn, complain
ed TO DIR. Routh. the venerable prinei-
pal. that the remuneration was very
inadequate. considering the travelling
expenses and the labor necessary for
the composition of the discourse
How much did they give your in
quired DIR. Routh.
only f5. was the reply.
.Only f5:" repeated the doctor.
why, | would not have preached that
sermon for ."-Bric-a-Brac.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

~Nht silesal Ms Fllmglt stop
easfFsfing with her husband aad get
siieasss
She realizes bow much more If his
incenle be Neuid have Jeff after pay.
ms alimout than she uew allsws him
fer SIR fare aud huns hes. - Washing
fop star
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

She eAps asked " bat year intea
tions wsrv lasf evenlag George. He
nhia't say anyshtag about bis own.
did he - ne@la9 Trans Fspt
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

she-M y little brother shot OF his
enn tits morning aad the bullet wcnt
through NY hasr Tie ilew careless
y yua - leave Il IyiaE around Ex-
ahAHoa
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

"Your composition. as a whole said
a great deal of praise. but l must OBJ
ject TO the expression, as fine as hens
teeth Ii is not merely uneouth. but
also suggestive of nature taking. for
Ii is common knowledge that hens
teeth do not axist."
Il do not see why they don't exist,
muttered the composer Don't comhs
have teeth. and don't hens have
coubs Chicago News.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

neAns Rheumatic filh for Rheum-
stlsm 4 Neuralgia. Entirely vere-
tabie- sale. iSyi
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

~ vcV Swt zaxsy witt man or We
snan uake az year Wind what yoa srs
Salas to say sad thea denst say L.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13
A Die at Max

Al thought you said May Nagget had
married a good natured MANI.
SO she did,
Nonsense, met him just now. an
he's beast"
We'll. he's been married to May
nearly four months now. you know. :
Illustrated Bits
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13

An indication.
is your daughter getting on web
With her musicr'
Il guess So The neighbors are get
ding so they speak to me ciyilly again
Toledo Blade
losts
Ny dad said he'd leave me his en-
tire fortune II I'D stay On the water
wagon one year
Well. why tonk GUM: You've done
u tor eseven mouths
Yes. ann father went broke yesaer-
dAy!-Cleveian Leader
Pretty Rapid.
Jsck-Yes. had little balance In
the bank. but I became engaged two
months ago. and now Tom-Ah. lore
makes TIE world 10 round, Jaek-Yes.
but dldE'f think II would 60 round
- fast ~ r. cause me to iose my bal
ance.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1911-01-13
Precautionary.

Precautionary.
The Doctor, Is II abso-
luteiy necessary TO remove my appen-
dix
Not absolutely. but II Is safer to be
gin with some simple operation Hike
that"-Life.