The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-06-08

vant!.
They would like to exchange .
couple Of generals for can of cor
1eRs01 nilk.
c>~es~tsstien.
Atlas vas bearing the world o. his
Ihoalders.
IT 10 easier to have everything NJ
vie wants Ne 70 get Oh one spot" ~
o1plaineA.
Thss vs So Il vss . lsborsavias
1evies.-Nsv York Sun.
voey YsUe.
Dtl-A woman u . coatfaFy nor
tal.
yili-What nov!
why, her heart u - her Ioft sa1e.
hat you have to get q tAo faOAG 80
n hes to reach it."-Yeoksfs oe4eoo'
naa.
Th ~ vst.
"DsaF Clara" wrote tAe yoUAO
naa: ''pardoa Ne. but In Oeetiag -
I lroposs1 - - ~
night. bst realty forget whseAse ~
Dail yes q no."
"Dsar Wil." sAs replied ~ ssee:
10 glaA 70 hear frea you. ! k1ow
/ ~ yeo 70 some oas last oiGoG eos
~ foeSottsa jsst Who II vss.-
PstIsse cserie1 Il.
my faaAse." says he Asst "eas'ss9
ths& svoed."
The svest sxanissl The bla1s with
lDteeooe aAA discovers . stA0poe
otats0sat thereoa - he erect thAs
tAs sword wss naAs u le9e.
what war was your tatAsr in3" -
"War! Oh. father wasn't in aay
var! He Was Q traveaing oAloe0A4
tor . rsgslia house."-Ju1gs.
Lstsse osyts.
Mrs. Stylss-I go II sxpsriasat
Ing with model asroplanss . trsscA
tnvsator mounted the wings and tan
Of . crow ON Q wire frame.
Ne. Gtyles-Wsll. any way. It vt0
Dot b wasted. His wife can use Ao
thiAg - . hat.-Yonkees 0tates0aA.
Juse Msde u.
Farmer GILES (who has Just cashe4
. oAsck)-I doat think this moneys
right.
ne Cashier - Would you MIA
counting II again. sir? I thiak yosU
find It correct.
Farmer Giles (having done so)-
Yes, but you be careful. young mani
It's only Just right.-London Sketch.
Where Hs Starred.
An ambitious amateur actor had 20
besieged the club manager
for . place in the play that finally he
was admitted.
"what part am I cast fort" he in.
quired.
"You are to be the heroine's father." !"
was the reply.
what does he do?"
"Well, sir. he dies six years before
the curtain rises on the first aot," said
the manager.-Netropoli Masaxins.
Definitions.
Woman-God's masterpiece.
Nan-Just an ordinary lobster.
properly described, perhaps - an
adult male person. with Indifferent
habits and . lot more gaul than gen.
ius or refinement.
Child-Innocence and purity IN
perfection.
Boy-A sixty horse power engine
In Q light runabout-wide epen.
Girl-A rose In early spring.
The exports Of monographs and REQ
ords from the United States have
doubled in two years.
It is estimated that every square
mile Of the oceans Is inhabited by
12O. .oo0.o living creatures.
While the exports of human hair
from China are very large. 1t Is de-
MED that any comes from bodies.
Fifty.eisht millionaires died in
France during the year 1909. two eS
whom left estates Of over 310.000.0oA
A new hydroplane boat 10 said 70
be capable Of . speed OF Is nautical
miles an hour, or So statute miles.
Women frequenters Of the British
Museum refused to make use OF deske
which are marked For ladies only
A project is on foot for the con
struction Of 400 miles Of railway IN
the south of Sumatra to cost 30.000.-
700 gulden ($12.060. .000).
Tests in Dublin have shown that
the wind will carry disease bacteria
200 feet and As high as 60 feet into
the air, even when there IL . heavy
There IL . record Of 7.77s.oo0 en-
Iistments during the Civil War. It 10
stated that Of this number not fewer
than 2.150.79S we're under 70 years Of
lge. Those under 10 numbered 1.151..
l3s. and those under II years S44.s91.
According to official statistics the
foreign trade Of Norway for 1910
amounted to 3175.330.209. Of which
10A.195.666 were imports and $71.-