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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
YOUNG NAN MAKES EMPHATIC
DENIAL OF CHARGES MADE
BY WITNESSES.
DID NOT LEAVE HOME
The Night Of the Tragedy-State and
Defense ClOse-Argu.
ments Today.

When Judge Grace reconvened the
circuit court yesterday for the pur-
pose of beginning the fourth days
session of the trial of w. S. Rhea,
charged with the murder of Vital
Archard, the Farrell constable shot to
death by a mob of negroes said to-
have been led by Rhea, near Dumas,
last May, the state rested after filing
the pardon for Grant Sanders, the me-
gro witness whom Governor Donaghey
freed on Wednesday to enable him to
testify.
Then followed what was the most
interesting proceedings Of the week.
as everybody present was anxious to
hear what Rhea had to say in his own
behalf. fhey wele not disappointed
&C. he tas placed on the witness
he afternoon. Rhea's state
GENTS made up a complete denial Of
/. any connection with the crime, his
only admission on the stand being his
Illicit connections with Matte Stev-
e.sson, colored housekeeper He at
first denied this accusation, but when
District Attorney Nixon presented his
- typewritten testimony before Judge
Martineau in Little Rock some months
ago, when he applied for bail, show
ing that he had made admissions to
that effect at that time, he reluctantly
admitted the statement was true.
w. L. Proctor, marshal Of Watson,
said &e was present at the coroner's
jury, testified that all of the negroes
implicated in the mob. except Joe
Berry and Major Davis, stated when
called before that body as witnesses,
also said Rhea was not present when
Archard was shot down.
The next and perhaps and the most
imp0Neant witness upon which the de-
~ eresill rely for the acquittal of
/ tHehselient was Mid Robertson, deputy
sheriff Of Dumas, who said that on
] the Saturday before Archard was kill
ed Archard came to him, telling him
he was a constable from Saline coun-
ty, had a warrant fer the arrest of
Sanders, thought to be on the Lennox
/ place. He asked Robertson to make
the arrest for him. When told he
Ecould not do so that day, Archard re-
Il piled that he would go himself. Rob-
erson said he last saw Archard be-
Efore the tragedy about 3 o'clock that
Baafternoon in Dumas and that Archard
Twas drunk About 1880 that night
}he heard of the tragedy and left for
1.-THE scene He arrived there at $50
"a. m. found Archard lying upon his
face, with his arm, body and legs par
Xalyzed. He turned him over, wiped
Ehe dirt from his mouth and eyes and
J RAISED RAISED him up. Archard complained of
pains in his rseck and asked for wat
or. He gave { to him. He said Ar
ehagd was trunk at that time, as he
y Ent, that Archard denied any
edef CT how he got hurt. or
VIE he was or how came him there
= X answers to Questions repeatedly
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

propounded to him. both before and
after his arrival at Dumas with the
wounded man, Robertson said Arch
ard denied all knowledge of how he
occasion, witness said, Archard said
he wished he did know. Robertson
stated that Archard was taken to DR..
Isom's office at Dumas and that he
remained constantly with Archard I'M
til just a few minutes prior to his
death and that Archard never at any
time said in his presence that Rhea
had any connection whatever with the
affair." That Archard said m response
to the direct question in DR.. Isom's
office that Rhea was not there Rob-
erson detailed how he organized the
posse, went to the Lennox place and
arrested all the negroes he could fine
and Rhea; that as soon as he arrived
he examined the hoofs of Rhea's
horse and learned that it was not
shod. On cross examination Rober-
son admitted that he was present both
at the coroner's inquest and at the
Little Rock hearing, but this was the
first time he had testified in the case.
He also admitted that Tom Wright, a
witness called later in the day, told
him the day after the tragedy, that
the mob passed him en- the way that
night and that some member of the
mob circled many yards out of the
road and around him (Wright); that
he did not know whether the rider Of
this animal was a negro or white
man, but was positive that the animal
was horse.
Later in the day Wright testified
that the mob that passed him consist
ed of five negroes, riding four mules,
and that he was certain that the ami
NAL that surrounded him as they
passed was a mule and it's rider was
negro, and that only three mules
with their riders passed near him in
the road. He admitted on cross ex-
animation, that he was living on Col.
Cross farm, having been sent there
as prisoner last year
Then began the introduction OF
character witnesses. The following
from Pulaski county were introduced
and all testified that Rhea's general
reputation for peace and quiet while
living in that county was good. DR..
Walter, Fred Scharer, W. M. Rankin,
e. J. Hahn, w. s. Schneider, Dan
Quinn, Ike Steil, Billy Moore and C.
J. Griffith; as did r. L. Hutchinson,
J. P. Henson, Will Deaton and c. Dod-
son, of Saline county.
Charles Jones, Dutch" Jones, H.
c. Harrison, S. W. Harrison and G. C.
Dodson all testified while Grant San
ders and Major Davis were being
held in Jail at Little Rock before
Judge Martineau they went to the Jail
together and asked each of the ne
groes if Rhea was present at the time
Archard was shot and they answered
that he was not. In rebuttal to this
testimony the State reintroduced the
prisoners, who said that prior to their
being carried to Little Rock Henry
Harrison, Rhea's uncle, visited their
cells in Arkansas City and tried to
get them to say that Rhea was not
with them, at the same time telling
them that within a few days they
would be taken to Little Rock as wit
nesses and If they did not then say
that Rhea was not present they would
never live to get back to Arkansas
CONTINUED on Page Four.)
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
TO. THE PUBLIC.

When in need of train nurses, tele-
phone us, giving us name of nurse
wanted, if engaged we can tell you
what nurses not engaged.
We will also take great pleasure in
furnishing you any other information
in our line.
CITIZENS DRUG STORE.
1--WE Deliver It Quicker"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
+ i. i i. + + j. i !. j. !. j. j

j tBy Connie Mack
+ ct was good fight. There was +
4 never any time when | had any +
+ doubt as to the final outcome. I !.
+ felt before the series began that +
+ We had the better team and the +
+ games just increased my faith in +
+ my players. Too much credit +
x could not be given my players for +
+ their work. They deserve all the 1.
+ good things that are coming to +
+ them. They went into the series +
+ with one of our players, McInnes, +
+ on the cripple list. 1t was one of +
+ the happiest recollections of the +
+ series with the Giants that Harry I
+ Davis jumped into the breach at 1
+ short notice and gave an exhibi- {
+ ton of playing at first which no I
+ player could sulpass." I
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + /
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
(Continued on Page Four.1

We bought heavy, to buy cheap.
We bought cheap because We bought
heavy. The bargain is yours. Retail
purchasing at wholesale prices at
the Famous. The Manufacturers Out
let Sale is on. 10 "a If
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
MACk'S ATHLETICS
ARE CHAMPIONS
AWFUL DRUBBING GIVEN GIANTS
IN THE SERIES BY PHILA.
DELPHIA TEAM.
Fl IT MILL r ED THEM
Bender Mighty Slabsman-Baker
Hero OF the Series-Attend-
ance and Receipts.
). :. j. :. ). + j. T. + T. + j. j. j.

j. (By John j. McGraw,) j
What can | say, tell me and III I
IL say it, They hit every pitcher !
i We had to offer and beat US. We /
= could hot stop them but we made /
I. team and it is better than | i
j. thought it was. We have no ex- I
:: cuses. We will go to Cuba and /
!. see if we can beat someone any /
! how" 1
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
To the Trained Nurses

We are keeping complete direc-
tory of Nurses. Please call. in and
give your name, address and other
data so we can explain to you our sys-
tenn
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
1. + 4. + + + + I. I. = + + 4
SOme0Figures.

+ Total attendance, six games,
+ 179,957. 4
+ Total receipts, $342, 1880.
+ Players share, $127,91O.61. 1
+ Athletics share, SO per cent, I
+ $76,746.37. I
+ Each Athletic player, p shar- I
+ ing, $3,65459.
+ Each liant, 81 sharing, $2,436.49. I
+ Giants share, 40 per cent, $51, I
+ 1924 4
+ Each club owner, $9O,15S.75. I
+ National commission, $34,245.4O. I
+ + + + I. I. + I. + + + + 1. + /
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

Judge A. B. Fly, prominent resi-
dent of Arkansas City, was a visitor in
the city yesterday.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

10 pay interest on X. X. DOuQS. 1-i
County general tax ............
City general pine Bluff. $500.
City general Humphrey ......
Experimental farm of governmental
education by employment of expert,
$1,000.
The committees recommendation
that the school and levee tax as vot-
ed by the several districts was adopt
ed as was the recommendation for
the adoption of the three-mill road
tax.
The committee recommended that
the county Judge be instructed to re-
deem bonds to the extent of funds in
hand. and that he have authority to
loan the balance of said railway bond
fund to any road improvement dis
trict, returnable out of first funds of
such road district so borrowing.
A resolution to appropriate $1,000
for procuring field notes and plats of
of the government survey for Jeffer-
son county was adopted.
The committee moved to report on
a bill presented by Robinson Bros.
for $175 for the loss of horse which
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27
Swell Stock of Suitings.

Let EISENKRAMER make your new
Fall Suit. The best patterns that
the worlds best mills have produced
are made into the best fitting and
most stylish clothes that you can buy
We make ladies' garments to meas
ure.
EISENKRAMER
o-THE TATLOR-o
Room 215. Citizens Bank Building.
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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

-Lyd vitz, Queen on the Ivory, ut
the "MOOn."
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

MILLINERY. Buy your Fall bon
net at whole nrice at the Famous
Outlet Sale. 10 "a r.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

CONTINUED on Page Five.)
We are here this time to stay
The Moon.
Something doing all the time at
Famous. the Manufacturers Outlet
Sale makes everybody get busy.
10 "a II.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-10-27

Continued on page A.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
All BaIiod Up Again.

Mr.. Nakinbzakes had just been in
&roduceG to rising politician
II an glad to meet you, Mr.. KY
ner," he said. .Theze$R.s always 4
natural desire to meet q man when he
becomes rotoriors-I mean. OF course.
In the public eye-as you are. that IN
spite Ct what bis political enemies may
say. about h:n-and that's true. you
know-not that it's tue what your
enemies say about you. brt the gen
eral propossaon-and always believe
IN ststas even . criminal the benefit
Of the doubt-lm not speaking OF pol
it.cians, although they certainly are
entitled to the saDe-that IS, aS .
class. or. rather. not as q class, 1or
some poli' Us are among ouz best
citizens nothing personal intended. I
assure yor-oecarse Il you give dos
8 bad oane-ec-ao reference to any
particular one. you understand. and
not wishing to institute any invidious-
don't you think, Mr.. klymer. it's time
for the Sex to be getting few players
that can hit the hali?'-Chicaco TEo-
Una
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
Rough on tho Pianos.

Once In the company Of President
Diaz spent few nights IN the Mex
lean earthquake zone as the guest Of
the governor Of the state. As meas
ure OF precaution tle plaster ceilings
Of our eiee2ins roons had been re-
placed with strips Of matched board
Ing. IL trenbier should come IL the
night seno-." remarked my host as he
was bidding me good night. wait FOX
nothing. but make straight for the pa
ito. I think these boards viii lid un-
I'll you get from under cover" And
that evening. when I took the COVER
nors wife out 20 dinner, she had re-
marked sadly: I'VE are so beniGhted
here II the hot lands I: Is impossible
even to have music. for no sooner do :!
have my grand piano tuned than an
earthquake comes along and tps 1t
oyer."-E. Alexander Powell, F. z. G.
S, in Ererybody's-
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
coNlURlNG BIRDS.

Trick Sparrows Of Honskons and Ono
OF Their Feass.
The famous Chinese conjuTng birds
are Java sparrows. At street corners
In Honskons sedate old Chinese may
be seen putting the birds through their
tricks for the benefit Of strangers.
Each birdcasc has sliding door
and just outside this IS Z pack Of little
cardcases, each containing picture
and 4 small pot holding half dozen
grains Of rice
When the stranger. pursuant to the
suggestion OF the owner. hands over
the necessary coin this IS placed with
the pack Of cards At the cage door.
Then the owner will undo the fasten
ios OF the door. The bird. eyins the
coin, then the cards. then the coin
again. as Il be thought his perform.
ance TOO cheaply valued. descends
from bis perch, opens the door with
his beak, hops outside. draws card
from the pack and passes it to bis
master. he receives in reward one
grain Ct rice
The man takes the little picture
from the case received from the bird
and hands it to the stranger to inspect
He then returns It to the case. acco0.
panied by the tiniest Eat slip OF BAN.
COO. and shufties the case up with the
rest Of the pack. The bird descends
and selects a case, and the stranger
opens It, to find the identical one con.
timing the bamboo.
How can this be accounted for? TIE
only possible way Of explaining Is
that the bamboo slip Is slightly sceot'
ed.-Exchanse.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
q Cautious Scot

Stonehaven lies to the south CT Aoer-
deem. The London train bad drawn
up at Stonehavcn on account OF .
slight mishap mile or two ahead. ana
Andra, the old porter. had got into
conversation with Salvation Army
officer, who had popped his head OUT
OF the compartment to ask the reason
for the delay. AYE, aye" mused An
dra after giving the desired informa
ton. yell be for Aberdeen. I'm
thinkin':" ''Yes, my man." was the
reply; I'm bound for Aberdeen. a
very wicked place. I'm told :" mai
MIGHT ye be goin' to dae there. SIT, II
It's as bad as a that" asked Andra'
rather amused at the visitors words
.Ah," was the pious answer. I'm go
Inc to drive the devil out OF Aoer'
deem" Like lightning came froS the
old porter the pawky reply. See an
drive him north. chlel; haul him wei
TO the north
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
FREAKS OF NATURE.
Two Queer Rock Formations on the
Island OF ST. Helena.

Island OF ST. Helena.
There arc 1t lcas, two 9aecT freaks
Of nature on the island OF ST. Helena
or, rather. four. for one OF them is a
group Of three figures = known the
world over as the Devils Nose and
Lot and His Daughters. Any one
who is able TO study the island as it is
and not run wild over the Napoleonic
legends which have clustered about
that ..scabound rock" since the days
when the Little Corporal was housed
there IN lis living grave will find much
that will repay for investigation. time
and study
The Queerest Of the natural forma-
doas are the oddities above alluded 10.
The first Of these Initiative forms IS n
rocky prouontory which has been
known by names which signify Old
Sick's nasal projection since May -.
1902, when Juan Castella and his men
sighted the island just In time to see
the devi, disappear beneath the waves
IN the best harbor. leaving his nose as
(. reminder OF what might happen
should the renturesoue Spaniard seek
to take possession Of his Satanic maj
eSty's favorstc haurts
Lot and His Daughters" are three
coaical rocks which can only be con-
jured into representing man aad two
women by :. strong play OF the imaS-
nation. According 10 the views OF
some writers they are weather wora
statues ot colossal size. probably the
work Of some aboEis!nes Of the island
Their gicrntic size. however. would
seem to preclude this idea. When or
By WHOM hey were dubbed Lot and
Els Daughters" no authority has ven
tured to say.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
Passed tho Star.

Captain Lawson was owner and pilot
Of the packet New Orleans. plying the
Ntssisslppi in the fush boating days OF
lS5o. Old Mississippi broke banks
There were miles Of rushing water.
Only On experienced eye could tell she
channel Captain Lawson had been
at the wheel Tor thirty-six he's. BE
was exhausted from loss oc sleep.
Rastus, q coiored pilot aboard. was
called to the captain
dc you see that north star" asked
the captain
'sYas, boss"
well, hold this boat on that STAR
yas, boss"
When the captain awoSe an hour
sater bis boat was winding y and out
among the trees. The captain was IN
dsSnact. II thought told you to hold
this boat On the north starr he ccied-
-L4or'. boss. we's done passed dat
star long erSo."-Housekeeper.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
Mistletoe 4 Monaco.

Few people who know mistletoe only
as I desirable feature OF Christmas
decorations understand that the plant
is 4 parasite dangerous 20 the LIE or
ecees II the regions 10 which It grows.
Il is only question Of time after
uistlesoc once begins TO grow upon
tree BEIGE the tree itself will be
killed. The parasite saps the lie OF
the infected branches. Fortunately 1t
IS OF slow growth. taking years to de-
velop to large proportions. but when
neglected II invariably ruins all trees
It reaches. The only method Of exter-
uination IS the cutting down Of dis.
eased trees.-ExctaDSe.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
ZeigIer's Pharmacy.
GOETHE ON HAMLET.
Tho Great German Poets Analysis ct
"the Melancholy Dare"

Tho Great German Poets Analysis ef
''the Melancholy Dare"
Figure to yourself this youth. this
ron Of princes: conceive him riridlE.
bring his state before your eyes and
then observe him when he learns that
bis fathers spirit walks. Stand be-
fore him in the terror OF the night
when the venerable spirit appears
over him. 4 horrid shudder passes
oye- him; he speaks to the mysterious
form; he sees It beckon to him: he FOL
ovs 1t and hears The fearful accu-
sation Of his uncle rings In his ears.
the summons to revenge and the pierc-
Ing oft repeated prayer. Remember
mem
And when the ghost has vanished
who IS It that stands before Us? \
young hero painting for vengeance:
No. Trouble and astonishment take
hold Of the solitary young man BE
Grows bitter against smiling villains.
swears that he will not forget the
spirit and concludes with the siSntf-
can't ejaculation:
Tho time Is out Of joiat. o cursed spite.
That eyer 7 was born TO set It night!
In these words, I imagine, Viii be
found the key to Hamlet's whole pro-
cedure. To me it Is clear that Shake
sooaro Yneoot IN the DreSerc case to
represent the effects Of 4 great &C
ton laid upon the soul unfit for the
performance Of it. In this view the
whole piece seems to be composed
There IS an oak tree planted In 4 cost
II Jar which should have borne only
pleasant flowers in its bosom; the
roots expand. the jar IS shtvered. -
From "Wilheln Me!ster."
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
SAcKlNG A THEATER.
rr;buIations of tho Drama In New
York In 1765.

POPULATIONS of tho Drama In New
York In 17e5.
Here IS IN, account Of the sackins OF
a theater in New York from the Ga
zette Of May 3, 17G5:
The play advertised to be acted last
Monday evening having given onense
to sundry and divers Inhabitants OF
this city, who thought it highly In
proper that suck entertainments should
be exhibited at this time Of public dis
tcess. when great numbers Of poor peo-
ple can scarce find means Of subsiSt-
ence. whereby many persons might be
tempted to neglect their business ana
souander that money which IS neces-
sary to the payment Of their debts and
the support Of their families, runor
was spread about the town that II the
play went on the audience would meet
with some disturbance from the multi
tude.
.This prevented the greatest part OF
those who intended to have been there
from going. However. many people
came, and the play was begun, but
soon interrupted by the multitude, who
burst open the doors and entered with
noise and tumult. The audience es-
caped IN the best manner they could
Many lost their hats and other articles
OF rainent. 4 boy had his skull 1rac-
tured and was yesterday t-epanned.
Death Is his. Several others were
sorely set upon and injured But we
heard OK no lives lost. The multitude
Immediately demolished the house. car
ried the pieces to the common. where
they consumed them in bonfire
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
iNcuRABLE.
Some interference Wireless Operators
Cannot Overcome.

Cannot Cvsrccrc-
Few are the steamer passengers who
fail to visit the wireless Office aboard
ship to watch the operation Of the in
srumec;s and 10 question tho opcr-
atoc. Needless TO say. the technical
understanding. ot the well meaning
visitors Is variable quantity. The
operator must listen to wondering e1-
CARNATIONS. original suggestions for
the improvement Of the service. dis
courses on the relations between wire
less teleSraphy and spiritua':su, .ad
other doubtful topics with uniform
courtesy. At times. however. the
strain is TOO great. I; was lady pas
senser with an eye for details who
came to the wireless room and looked
wonderinsly in.
-Oh, here's the wireless: May I
come in: Isn't il Wonderful TO think
Of sending thosc-thosc waves-yyou
call them waves. don't you? How fas-
cinatins to work 1t this. Are those
lars slled with water:
Those arc condenser Jars. madam.
quite empty"
Really? don't believe / could
ever understand It. That coil OF wire
looks Ike birdcase."
That is the inductance helix
what are those things over your
ears:"
THE receiving telephones"
Then You have telephone con3ec'
don too. One can hardly keep ur
with TIE times these days. What does
that coll do!'
THAT IS the receiving tuner and in
terfercace preventec."
Wonderful. Does It zeep out al in
reference
Not ALL" replied the operator wea-
r;ly. Some kinds OF interference can't
be tuned out: we just have to stand
t."-Youei:'s Companion.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
Sha W2s Sorry.

~ am so sorry" she said when they
had wandered tar from the maod!ng
throns and be had endearorcd several
times to Kiss her. that we never
came ont here before"
~1Are your he asked, with glad
note Of easerness In bis tone.
'yes. Because II We had I'd be
somewhere else now."-ChScago Rec
ocG-Herald.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1911-03-01
Bad Effect Of Smoking

Uncle Mose-Look a-heah. Eou
George Washington JET .rson. what
you al, smokn' dat pipe 20? Didn't
All done tell go dat smokin' shorr.ns
es mans Nte I,ok dan haf?
Young G. ". J.-Sut you has bin
Snokin' mos yo' lie. Uncle Nose. an
All reckon yo's Is purity ole man
Uncle MoseDat,s all right erbout
me smokin'. mn boy. but dat stn't de
point. Ah's eiShty-toh yeehs ole now.
but et All hadn't nevah smoked All
MIGHT have been mob dar a hundred
yeahs ole by dis time-Nstionai
Monthly.