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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11
JACOB NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Careful and efficient work is our
motto. The most considerate attention
given to all cases. Lady embalmer al
ways in attendance. Phone orders Ia ..
ken both day and night. Phone 9S-1R.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Frskng through Main street,
Springfield, Mass, deer paused at
Then 1t wandered into the Turnve-
rein building. headed for the gymnas-
ium and was caught for the Forest
Park zoo.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Wearing ribbons as q means of
identification, Herbert w. Bradley Of
Trenton and his sister Muriel of Dur
ban, South Africa, met at New York,
after having been parted for eighteen
years.
The family separated when abroad
and the son came to America to live.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11
HOTEL MICHIGAN.
BASEBALL SCORES EVERY DAY

First-class European hotel. Buffet
connection. In business section of
Red Jacket. Cor. 9th and Oak SITS. NJ.
Bandettini, Prop.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Two hundred members of the family
helped the Rev. John Smith of Mount
Blanchard, O., to celebrate his Tooth
birthday.
More than 1000 persons attended the
affair and the clergyman was one of
the youngest" there.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Prepossessing and voluble, she stood
before the Police Magistrate to tell her
story. Near by was "A wallpaper ham
ger. He had been arrested on the wo-
mans complaint
you charge this man with hugging
and squeezing YOU" said che Mags-
trate, addressing the woman.
Il do, Your Honor" was the reply.
state the facts"
well Your Honor / heard a band
play, so l opened window TO see what
was going on. A political procession
was passing the house. The prisoner,
Your Honor was hanging wall paper
in the room, but he stopped work, came
to the window and also looked out.
Suddenly he threw his arms around
my neck and almost suffocated me
with kisses"
Did you cry for help?"
NO, Your Honor, / did not"
"Why not?"
Because. Your Honor, ] feared my
cries would be misunderstood. l am
Democrat and that was a Republican
procession. From Norman Il. Mack's
National Monthly.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Beginning June 18th we will give a
good sized hammock with one pound
OF baking powder. Also pretty sweet
pea vase with so cents worth of our
soap.
GRAND Union TEA CO.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

James Conroy. when working 1,500
feet underground I'm "A mine near Wilkes
Barre was struck by lightning and
mortally hurt.
The thunderbolt had followed the in
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Nine Bernhardt, at supper smil-
ed sympathetically over the story of a
young actor whO had applied vainly
for the post of secretary TO rich Wild
ow, says the Detroit Free Press.
He failed. | understand" said Mime
Bernhardt because he didn't wear his
best clothes. Now young girl APP
plying for a secretaryship 10 an cider
" millionaire, would never make such
a mistake as that.
IL believe, do you know, that the one
great difference between men and wo-
men is this:
when an important step is to be
taken man asks. What shall ! say?
woman. What shall I put on?' ."
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11
RASTEllO-THE TAILOR.

Say Jack. "where are you ordering
your spring suit At J. Il. Rastello's
CT course. Try him, you'll find that
his clothes will fit where others won't
Calumet, 2l5 S. 9th st.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11
BRACCO The BAKER

The best people in Calumet use our
bread because 1t is the best they can
buy. All our bakery goods are baked
fresh every day. Try our italian
bread.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11
PINE STREET PHARMACY.

II you are looking for something
classy in fine toilet articles or high
grade stationery stop in and see our
lines. Fresh drugs and candles. L.
a. Lundahl, Phone 435.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

One Of the greatest curiosities even
seen in Paris, Ky. is horse owned
livery stable. The animal is a western
horse. and has as perfect moustacho
as any human being could possibly
grow. The appendage is plainly in cv-
idence, in the right place, on the up
have evidently given the animal as
much attention as one would receive
at an up to date barber shop, for its
mustache is parted and curled, and
the equine resembles i'm a marked de-
gree the printed pictures of several
foreign noblemen who have traded
their titles for American millions.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11

Policemen searching for liquor i'm a
Lynn (Mass.) house repeatedly heard
voices say I'll raise you," and final
ly found six men playing poker
I'VE place you under arrest" said
one.
"All right" replied one of the play
ers. "Have cigar and wait until
this pot is decided. | have got to lose
So anyway and there is chance of
winning $50"
The police waited until after the
draw. The man who had done the
talking finally called. laid down three
kings against II bluff Of three other
players and collected $3.50. Then he
called "A taxi and took the crowd To
the police station.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-11
A. FAHLEN-JEWElER.

Dealers in high class watches,
clocks, silverware, fine china, cut pot
terry and Otic a brac. We can supply
your every demand. We make glasses
that are guaranteed to fit your eyes.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

"Bughouse," clearly, this man Os-
born-to say such things and to DO
such things in Michigan. oh, but
you've forgot that Michigan had It's
Pingree years agone. He, too, was
a Republican. And Osborn SOUNDS
like LaFollette, of Wisconsin, who Is
n Republican. Moreover, Johnson, or
California. a Republican, and Hadley,
OF Hampshire, Republican, nave
struck with greater or less force the
self-same note. No wonder the hui
morist of the Post Dispatch proposes
inaugurating a search for syndicate
that supplied zubernatorial messages
this year. Behind the joke lies the
fact.-the very important fact-that
the Republicans are moving on 10
Democratic ground. There Is little
difference between Democratic Re-
publicans anr democratic Democrats.
So little that II Is plain TO be seen that
the Republican party must nominate
such a Republican and the Demo
cratic party such Democrat FOR
president next year. The fight against
privilege, in favor OF wider and more
direct and definite democracy Is on In
both parties. The reformers are on
top or pretty nearly so. The bosses
are In retirement. The lobbyists are
laying low. The fixers can't fix any
thing. Money doesn't talk--doesn't
even whisper. The broad land Is one
Kansas, politically. The senate is
purged of it's preponderance OF pluto
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
The Time Of Zaccheus

Gratis, as alike in whatever party as
peas-or ps. No wonder Wall-st be-
gins to think that something will be
done against the interests" which
have always been able TO stop things
Heretofore. No wonder Tammany
man protested against the interests"
having two senator's from New York.
No wonder Lorimer is likely to be
thrown out OF the senate. No wonder
Lodge apologies In part for the tariff
and the president rushes along par
cells post bill, and the senate is ready
TO concede direct popular election for
It's members. Things are being
thrown TO the people-tubs to the
whale. But the tubs will have to be
bigger TO stop the tremendous thresh-
ing of the political and brsinessNsea.
And there will be some, II mistake
not. There's a bunch out that there's
something coming from the United
States supreme court. For, after all,
that tribunal does, rather leacenly In
its leisureliness, follow the election
returns" and for a very good reason,
that II 1t didn't there would be no
stopping more violent upheavals than
the expression of opinion at the polls
last November. All the political par
ties are agreed that something must
be done TO check privilege. All the
people are OF the same mind upon the
subject. The congress, the president,
the supreme court have got to come
down.-St. Louis Mirror.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
STRANDED SAILOR TAKES TO
STAGE AND MAKES GOOD

"Shipwrecked" in London, Ont, on
ly to grasp at the stage as a life
preseryer, figuratively speaking, Alex
ander Calvert made good from the
start and now is an interesting MEN,
Der OF the company supporting George
Arliss in Louis n. Parker's play, Dis
raeli," which is TO be presented In the
Garrick the first half of next week.
Mr.. Calvert Is member OF a
famous family which has done much
for the English stage. His brother,
Louis, has been one of the leading
members of the New Theater com
pany. New York, ever since the FOUL
tlation OF that institution, and has
STAGED all the classic revivals pro-
duced that have been there. Another
brother. Leonard, is a fine comedian.
His father, the late Charles Calvert,
was q noted actor in his day, and his
mother, who came TO this contry u
few years ago to play Mrs. Hardcas-
tie in Liebler & Co.'S all-star revival
of "She Stops to Conquer" in which
Eleanor Robson, Kyrle Bellew. the
late Louis James, J. E. Dodson and
other notable artists took part, was
at that time advertised as the Eng
lish Mrs. Gilbert"
Alexander Calvert, however, want
ed to be a sailor He actually ship
ped before the mast, and, after en-
during the hardships of disastrous
voyage, found himself stranded in
London, Can. There he took part as
all actor in a public thanksgiving per-
Torrance and the stage claimed him
for its own. Later he became mem
Der of resident stock company in
Ithaca, N Y, and. after much wan
dering, returned to England and join
ed the company at his fathers thea
ter. Recently Mr.. Calvert has been
conspicuous in the mammoth Shake
spearean production staged by Beer
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
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ASM ,|,IMIl'Is. X MIGeH sa

roll.call on the resolution IL provide
for popular election OF United States
senators"
One OF the best speeches delivered
at this session or the senate was tnaS
OF William Z. Purcell, OF North Da-
kota, reviewing the testimony In the
Ballinger investigation. Senator Pur.
cell paid a high tribute TO SpeciaI
Agent CLAWS, who lost his job py
exposing the misdoings OF Secretary
Secretary Ballinger. and to +. NJ
Kerby, who supplemented the CLAWS
exposure, also at the expense or MS
position.
President Taft has again given
offense 10 the progressives or the
country by the appointment OF walter
T. Smith. OF Iowa. as successor 10
Judge Van Devanter' as federal judge
for the Iowa circuit. Walter |. Smith
IN one OF two standpat representatives
In the Iowa delegation. He was re-
elected by narrow margin. He was
not the candidate OF Senator cum
minis, nor the progressive wing IN
Iowa. His appointment Is a gratui-
tous service TO Special Privilege. HIS
confirmation will be accomplished
over the protests of LaFollette. Clapp.
Bourne, Borah and other members OF
the senate who represent the people,
Champ Clark is candidate for the
Democratic presidential nomination.
Friends OF Clark are watching with
considerable anxiety the rise OF Wood
row Wilson. The friends OF Clark
have believed that he would have the
support of William ]. Bryan In OPP
posing the nomination OF Judson Har-
mon, and with this support would
stand an excellent chance to defeat
the Harmon nomination. Woodrow
Wilson's course in approving popular
government measures, tie initiative,
referendum and recall. corrupt prac-
tices act, and presidential preference
primary, has created some uncertainty
as TO whether Bryan might not select
Woodrow Wilson as the choice OF the
Bryan wing OF the Democracy and
leave the Champ Clark boom on the
shoals.
Sincerely, RATH.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
ADVERTISING TALKS.
(Continued from page ~.

hotel corridor at any Winter or
Summer resort.
NOT ONLY ARE THE AID
IVERTISEMENTS READ, BUT
THEY ARE COMMENTED ON
I-favorably and unfavorably.
The wild a dvertis m n t,
clothed with skyrocket Ian
guage, is about as distasteful to
the guests at resorts as are men
and women who dress loudly
and with poor taste.
Both the advertisement and
the person are sized up accord
ingly. In the one case there is
no faith in the b o m b a s tt C
phraseology, and in the other
there is a desire to avoid an in
PRODUCTION.
The world is made up of
queer people who like to read
queer things in advertisements.
1t is also made up of queer
dressers with queer tastes; but
in the main the advertisement
that does not put on any frills,
that LOOKS GENUINE, works
| it's way into the minds of intelli-
gent people and BRINGS RE-
SUITS, just as the man or
woman, refined in appearance,
works his or her way into the
good graces of the people
around them.
ADVERTISING must be
EARNEST and SINCERE to
make a good impression on the
reader. Such advertising is
always effective.
Ito be continued.)
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

instead of cement to bind the stones
together.
Elliot Flower is physician, but
prefers to live by his pen, and makes
a good living, too.
Ethel-A young man gave me this
box OF candies.
Nellle-Coming pretty soft, Ell?
Enclosure; they're marshmallows.
II air slaked lime be used in earth
In which plants are potted II will
keep worms away.
Fast men are usually slow pay.
While charity begins at home, It
should not stay there forever.
Sluggish circulation can be stimu-
lated by bathing the feet In cold
water and rubbing with coarse towel
before retiring.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
PLEASANT WORDS
FOR THE TIMES
.Proteots lts Readers"

To the Editor of The Times: Since
you have established route here
your paper has been brought to me
daily. My wife and self are really In
love with II. The minute II comes
we divide its pages and do not stop
reading until the whole business Is
gone over. Your editorials are especi-
ally to our liking, and your stand
against beer, liquor and fake mining
opositions-refusing TO run their
ads-is a bold stand for the protec-
ton OF your readers. All hall The
Times. A. Z. ALLEN.
Morenci, Mich, Jan. &c, 1911.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
ARCHIVES OF KING AHAB
UNEARTHED IN PALESTINE
Most Remarkable Archaeological Dis
eovery Made in the
Holy Land.


LONDON, Jan. PA discovery OF
vast Importance for Biblical history
is reported from Berlin by the Daily
Telegraph.
Ii appears that Professor Reisner,
who has been carrying out the exca-
vations for an American society on
the site OF the Israelitisn capital, In
Samaria, has unearthed hundred
clay tables covered with inscriptions
which are believed to form a portion
of the archives of King Ahab, con-
temporary of the Prophet Elijah.
These ins ,riptions, which merely
in quantity constitute the mort re-
markable archaeological find that has
been made in Palestine. are not cut
into the tables, but are written In old
IIehraic characters with the intensely
black ink found on the Egyptian
papyri between one thousand and two
thousand years before Christ.
One OF them Is letter TO Ahah
from the King of Assyria, who DR.
Yahuda believes was either Assur'
banipal or his SOL, Sadmanesser III
Another table contains a detailed in
yentory of the furniture in the royal
palace. but further particulars or the
find have not yet become known,
Nevertheless. ii Is evidently destin
ed TO provide convincing confirmation
OF certain phases of Old Testament
history which some OF the modern
critics have been in the habit OF treat
ing as altogether mythical.
4 title Willie
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Are You Weli-Informed?
Who wrote Michael Strogoff?"
or what country is Nine. Schumann-
Heink a citizen?
On what day does Peary claim TO
have discovered the pole?
Give the definition of "soubret"
What Is live oak?
A plain everyday woman has gotten
out AT Home" cards reading as FOL
lows:
MISUNDERSTANDING
MISUNDERSTANDING.
ednesdays-Mending
Thursdays-House cleaning.
Fridays-Rug beating.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Sundays-Cooking (overtime)
In a stone arch bridge recently
built in France, molten zinc was us I'd
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Lunatic left 100000, but lawyers
can not make him understand his
good luck. Poor fellow, all he under
stands is that they are lawyers.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
MOST ANYTHING.
JOSH WISE
SAYS:

AFTER tn old
es' inhabitant o.
Scraggs Corners
told about tn win
ter o. so, tn boys
stumped him by
askln' him what
last winter wuz
like. He didn't re-
member +"
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Well, as this country is totally un-
prepared to go to war, We will have
to wait for IL to come to us.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Since the ladies have taken to Turk
ish cigarets, we're not surprised al
styles going to Turkish trousers.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Kansas man lives with part Of skull
gone. Well, anyhow, it's the stun
under IL that counts.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Terrible laundry fire in the east and
thousands OF collars and cuffs burned
And all the frayed ones delivered, as
usual.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

Washington, ID. c., Jan. 81, 1911.
Dear Dad: Vigorous efforts are be-
ing made TO discredlt the report OF
the labor bureau on child aud woman
labor. The first 10 volumes OF this
report are just out. Senator Bailey,
representing Special Privilege, pro-
tests against the report as All expose
of conditions in the south which are
revolving. He says that there are
certain facts which were reported by
agents OF the labor bureau which had
TO be left out CT the report in order
TO comply with the conditions OF the
postoffice department against Indecent
literature. This is true, but this Is
not what really troubles Bailey. II IL
the truth about the working OF small
girls and boys In the cotton mills
which really offer DIS Special Privilege.
Senator LaFollette Is amused at
President Tafts latest effort to show
his disapproval The president APP
pointed Guy N. Con as United States
district attorney at Milwaukee, ignor-
ing Senator LaFollettes recommends
ton of man named McElroy-a rec
year, ago. The presidents secretary.
Mr.. Norton. went to Wisconsin to In
vestigate. and IL appears to be OH his
recommendation that Mr. Con has
been named. Mr.. Con is friend or
the recently elected governor, who Is
a friend of LaFollette. II seems 20 be
the theory of Mr.. Norton and Mr.. Taft
that the friendship OF Wisconsin 3
progressives would be bought from the
new governor Tor the price OF this
government job.
Last Tuesday when there was a
hitch In the senate business, Grandpa
Hale STOOD up and delivered himself
of a solemn lecture about the pres
sure CT public business and the brief
ness OF the time between now and the
date when this congress must come
to its official end.
1--WE have listened with great proht
to the admonitions of the gentleman
from Maine" said Senator Borah.
but We do not lorgeI that IL was the
senator from Maine who moved q
peremptory adjournment OF this body
few days ago when I asked for a
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
Are You Well-Inf,

Britain owns 10 and the United
States nine.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

When you buy Meats at the Packing House Market,
you that you get correct weight Not penny
overcharpe any time We accurate self-computing
scales You can exactly how much the meat weighs
which you have selected, and also HOW MUCH to pay
for it.
That's just why this is such big, busy
Meat Market supplying from all the city.
Another reason is PRICE
Another reason is QUALITY. No meats placed
sale here unless they have passed United States govern
ment inspection.
Only ride from City Hall the Michigan
Telephone Vest order
mn for We don't deliver goods
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

OF 30 drydocks in the world which
will hold modern battleships, Great
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
Only Reliable Daily In Detroit.

To the Editor OF The Times: Con-
gratulations on your stand on adver'
Using. not only with regard TO liquor
advertising, but medical and financial
Your position is exactly right, and
the only one tor a self-respecting
newspaper.
l have for some time considered
The Times the only reliable daily In
Detroit, especially on political mat
ters, as IL seems to wish TO report
political matters fairly without regard
to the editorial bias Of the paper. So
different, from the Stair dailies,
Your position with regard TO Gov.
Osborn also is pleasing to me, and !
am glad to see you proclaim so bold
ly and firmly that campaign pledges
should mean somethngy ETA
should mean something after election.
From the way the senators who OPP
posed the governor are insisting that
they really are not opposed to him,
the criticisms from all parts OF the
state must be coming home TO them.
Best wishes for success and infiu-
ence. | am, CO. MONROE,
South Haven, Jan. 25, 1911.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27

bohm Tree in His Majesty's theater
N London.
The Detroit times., 1911-01-27
Men. League Approve Of The Times.

Men's League ApproVe OF Inc Tunes.
To the Editor Of The Times:
We wish TO express our hearty APP
prevail of the position of The Times
in excluding from its columns adver.
t!sements of beer as well as Of other
liquors. We hope that this move will
be followed by other papers. AS citi-
zens of a county which has voted dry
We wish to thank The Times for
ence is concerned. TO enforce the law
here and to promote temperance in
other counties.
FREE BAPTIST MEMS LEAGUE,
Per L. w. Slayton, Cor. Sec.
Hiilsdale, Mich, Jan. 26, 1911.