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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
To LEVCTHE|V TERM
Of HEALTH OFFICERS
Bill to This End Is Introduced
by Ekman, by Re-
quest.

"e term OF office OF health commits
siopr' In cities of the first and second
Gas re Increased from two to five
SSGas " a bill introduced In the house
@ @non oy Mr.. Ekran OF Salt Lake, by
~ 10 urged by those who have been
tinstuifntal In getting the measure In
%.fooiee % that the present term OF two
yeas ! much too short and that the
serve VIII be much enhanced by In
cresinl the length OF the term.
"A; w matter now stands. il will be
urge, 1st about the time a health COM
mis"hr sr has his office In good working
orue ny term expires and another man
Eoeani Should Y, he appointed for i've
ssaL is conteriled, he Will be able to
given1ee time To his duties. 1t is the
iinlemoi If the bill passes. 10 ask an
,ncraselof M salary. but this matter will
pe or the cities To consider
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
COMMIT TEE MAKES
CHANGES IN RULES
Duties of Various Employees
Are Made More Explicit by
the Senate.

| The rules committee Of the senate
submitted its revision Of the rules OF the
session OF 1909 to the senate on Monday
afternoon. There are a large number Of
technical changes In the rules. an ampli-
fication OF several Of the rules, and some
changes In the number Of senator's On
the different committees.
! Inc duties Of the employees are made
more specific and a check on the time
e saen emtpl9yse is to ,as be kept The
over the assistant sergeant-at ARMS, the
GisomOir,keepeTs. messengers. watchmen and
oahia9a. "a ia1a He He Is to report, the absence
the other employees are TO be under the
supervision of the secretary and a rec
GIo ie n, OF III the Lat attendance r of all employees
leave are not to be paid for the day or
days OF such absence
The committee on contingent expenses
is increased from three 10 five members:
shat OF capitol and capitol grounds from
nVe 10 seven members; that of highways
ana and bridges from three to five members;
that OF livestock from three 10 flys mem
oers; that of manufactures and commerce
from hvc to seven members; that of Ways
ana means from five to seven members
ne committee on public lands is re-
uuceu from seven to five members ana
tne committee on state departments and
state moneys. consisting of five members.
rs ga sdded to the other standing commit
tees. President Henry Gardner has not
yet announced the changes In his com
nllttees TO conform to the report of the
on rules.
Two or three OF the old rules were
cnInlnaTed by the committee, but rein |
was adopted t''oi'
:, a new provision of the rules is that |
me standing committees shall give each
senator hearing on his bills before MAX
ng a report. Another is that annoinf
nents from the governor shall lie on the
aoie Tor one day before they are acted
ipon by the governor
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
HOUOND0LES WITH
BEREAVED FAMILY

Reso OF coincidence over the
dealh muei w. Jenkins. former
uuap,ahe she house. who died last Sat
uIuaS' introduced Monday after
Io1l ridley and Russell OF Salt
LhSe. wo resolutions went TO the
coH.lhih resolutions and the COM
mn Illt'ee ed single resolution upon
tne main this resolution, the house
eNleiuohthy and provides that
SopS ~ TO the bereaved family. A
Soo,,d'conslsting of Sanderson,
represe house nj tho f,,na raI 10
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
ST. ASKS QUESTION
AS TO HOUSE BILL

Stof Juab asked the question, in
Ihe e, whether or not the provision
IN tNi heretofore passed. making II a
isiopr anyone to receive a portion
appH merchants who sell goods 10
thene was informed that such con-
struc would be considered strained
as tierchant is presumed TO make a
prom, his goods and would not be
proftrom the earnings of the women
as caplated by the act Hayes OF
Ctdii arked that ii would be rough
on terchanr should he be required
70 paon the moral character of his
custol and the matter was dropped.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
THlD HOUSE MEMBERS
HAVE R0LLICKING TIME

Iimembers OF the third house had
a rGking session at the conclusion OF
.ne Me- nipera atoms of the representatives
Of sorning paper was fined a box oS
oTan Tor reporting In his paper that
Mt. ellng OF Cache. a Democrat, had
vote1 a caucus for George Sutherland
for ted states senator. Mr.. WelIinc
Said.t ne mad been very enthusiastical-
ly Ded upon by his CONSTITUENCIES for
his eyed participation in the eau
Reicans thought the reporter should
be \ again FOR intimating that thev
Woussociate with a Democrat under
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
,y Change Made.

q ntI chanpn oc ,o.a,
by the ttee 1,h;eL iecoInmended
laws Of ,ur 20, rt~o computed The
S.it M 7 Id Monday by Badger of
. d~sing TO the time in which
aus Gay be satisfied. Other
az eipl, ute books place This time
rerd.re6 after the Judgment is
mcnt is ,ouo,.a,. rn we amend
at five Tbo hi,,p p'Ic.s Ihls time
Monday this !, 'i -, IntIoduced on
others b the tIn .o'iprIh 10 the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
NOTICE OF A CAUCUS
BY HUM0RIST PAGE

hen q notice was given in the house
Monday. afternoon OF the Republjcap csI,'
Gus TO be held last night, Mr.. Page the
mousse humorlst. who is Democrat bur
" Md2 eiec1eo upon an independent ticket
in fiute county, arose and gravely said :.
II 1t is the custom to make these an
nouncements upon the floor of the housa
| would Ike to announce that there Will
De Il caucus OF the Independents at INV
room in the DAILY hotel this evening az
5 O'Clock" AS Mr., Page is the only In
dependent in the house there is said 10
nave been quorum at the CAUCUS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
THREE HOUSE BILLS ARE
REFERRED TO COMMITTEES

Three bills passed by the house on
SsatuTday were received in the senate
Monday, and referred to committees.
House bills and T. providing for the
punishment OF those who accent Ihe
earnings Of fallen women. and Tor life
IN highway robbery. went to the cnmmii.
tee ON judiciary, House bill 2. providing
aagains1 a the use OF the great seal OF Utah
loI soEertislng purposes, went 10 the
committee on state affairs T'be con,
iHil,tee on state affairs was assigned the
TASK OF segreeating the governors mes
%, sase -, ana referring the parts OF the mes
sage 10 the different committees
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
To EECT 0RCHARDISTS
Fl MISREPRESENTATION

me and delivery of fruit trees
otner those OF the kind and species
ordeTe' mpde a misdemeanor under
a oill ed in the senate by Kelly OF
WEBER ppvldes that every firm or
We aee'tsgieIrNt si trees shall file a bond
ol slH.nth The secretary OF state. In
case Trees purchased are not as they
are rchted to be. judgment may he
entereqnst the suretics In favor Of
the piers The statute of limlta-
uons sot begin to run until the dis
coNsrye Misrepresentation has been
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
len THOUSAND DOLLARS
FOR DESTITUTE CHILDREN

An appropriation of $40 900 for the Or
pphans Home and Day Nursery assocIa- =
thn ih"h' rs proposed by bill introduced In
IIip senate on Monday by Smith of Salt
n.ahe. The bill provides that the annual
appropriation shall be S5oc0, payable In
June Of each year
,hi ror the use OF this appropriation for
tne purposes set forth in the charter the
association is To be bonded for $40, 900 TO
we ,i state. The money is to be used en-
.irey Tor founding and maintain or
PIianS homes and day nurseries for
iaestitutc children. The bill was referred
pF request to the Judiciary committee.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
T0 PINT DISPOSITION
1WAGE IN STREAMS

10 pthe spread OF disease and
~ ~ thnp thp.e sanitation of the cities
9,, III fnith OF Salt Lake on Mon
a3x int a bill In the senate pro
Eduiag city or town shall permit
seM"SS deposited nearer than 500
Ltse tirunning stream. IL pro-
Woes, that such sewage NAV
'ough such a stream by
iiieah" or concrete fumes,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
NEW BILLS INTRODUCED.
In tho Hou9e.

House bill No 33, by Stack-Amend- :
ing section Ills. relating to holidays. and
making October II the anniversary OF
day Referred to committee on judi
ciary,
House bill No, 81 by Ekman (by re-
understanding section Zl5, so as to
make term OF office Of health commits
sioners In cities Of the first class five
years instead OF two years. Referred 10
committee en- municipalities.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
MAKE GOVERNOR
MEMBER OF BOARD

senator w. n. Williams OF Salt Lake,
M ui Monday, introduced IL bill amending
alie present laws with reference to the
membershlp of tho board of control OF
the State Industrial school and making
ipe governor member of tho board
As constituted at present the board
consists OF three members, appointed by
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
BILL WOULD PROHIBIT
CERTAIN ADVERTISING

Senator Badger OF Salt Lake m Mon
uhy y introduced a bill prohibiting certain
classes OF medical advertising In news
Papers. This bill is duplicate of one
Badger, which passed the senate b,,i
which was killed in the house.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
Wants to Reconsider

Crapo OF Salt Lake gave notice that he
would move today for a reconsideration
OF the vote by which house bill No, 10
tlce courts, was PISSED adding that he
behcVed the increase OF the witness fee
would work a hardship on poor people.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
WOULD INCREASE AMOUNT
in STATE ROAD FUND

Senator Christopher Burton. Jr., OF
Davis on Monday introduced n biii ~
the senate increasing the Annual appro
Prlatlon PE for the state road fund from
- noo0 TO 100000 Senator Burton saws
mat the work being accomplished by tho
state with the present appropriation, is
doing a wonderful amount OF good but
that There are so many roads In need OF
repair and so many places where road
construction is necessary that tho IN
crease In the appropriation is necessarv
The Dill was referred to the comn,ittso
on highways and bridges
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
BILLS PASSED.
In the HOnSe.

House bill No. 0. by Page-Increasing
the fees for daily attendance on district
courts or grand jurics from 50 to 50 so
a day. Reported favorabiy by commit
tee and passed unanimously.
House iii, Nc, 10, by Page-Increasing
the fees OF persons attending Justice
courts as witnesses from 81 to 81 80 n
day. Reported favorabIy by committee
and passed unanimously.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
e to Ogden

,hi 80 - on deaf and blind. of
nnrr,it = excused Wednesday to
81 H. bers TO visit tho school
''' '"' blind at Ogden.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
Gardner Is Grateful.

"a communication was received in the
mousse Monday afternoon. from President
Gardner OF the senate, thanking the
members for resolutions OF coincidence
upon the death OF his mother.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17

Chamberiain's Cough Remedy is q
very valuable medicine for throat and
lung troubles, quickly relieves and
cures painful breathing and a danger.
ously sounding cough which indicates
contested IunGs. Sold by all dealers
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
Bill Is Recalled.

IN the house, Monday afternoon. Mr.
plIl NO. 4. relating to punishment FOR
Topoery be recalled from the senate for
further consideration. The motion pre.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
bdmmittee - Wanted

The q O., ,.,,
house wi, ~, Hra.ion oi the
members "a w. hudi,iolidl
which ncsrs oi ~ ''ial committee.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-17
Membership Increased

RUSSELL and Spencer have been added
10 the membership OF the committee on
laoor BY Speaker Robinson. In the house.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01
Howdy Folks, Howdy!

He1lo, friends! I got hereagain-
dog my eats i'll didn't. Poke out
them Undergraduates and shake
hands with your Uncle. Awful glad to
see you folks again. Been q whole
month since | scraped my brogans
on your doorstep But once a
month Is often enough to keep ac-
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your latch-string once every thirty
days as long as you continue to put
up the price. And when you quit I'll
quit. But you amt a-goin to quit,
are you? No, I don't think you are.
You cant afford to let a pitifuI little
old dime or two cheat you out Of all
the good fun you can have by read
ing The Fool-Killer. Some of your
subscriptions will expire pretty soon
ind ! am expecting every one OF you
to renew and send in about fifteen or
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body you see till you wear it out. ant
then ask for more.
The fools don't like The Fool-Killer
because It puts salt on their sore
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est most fun you ever heard tell of.
Address: THE FooL-KILLER, !
Moravian Falls. N. C.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01
WHERE THE PAIN WAS.

Lima ate pie and Lima ate jelly,
And Lima went home with a pain
in her
Now don't get excited or misled-
Lima went home with a pain IN
her head.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01
Let Us Talk II
Over

Well, dear sinner friends, this Is
THE FooL-KILLER.
How does it set on your stomach2
If you like it, you can get nor at
headquarters.
THE FooLrKILLm is not even 9
forty-,1eventh cousin to any other.
paper on earth.
It stands in a class by itself, and
it's field is as broad as the English
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle,
collar nor halter.
You can put that down to start with.
I am the fellow who works at the
pump-handle on this pungent period
zeal Of thrilling thought.
1 print only what I write; I write
only what I think; and think what
/ doggon please.
I own this entire establishment,
and Rockefeller isn't rich enough to
buy one share of it.
Does that sound strange?
Well, bless your soul, / am q great
deal richer than Old John.
I never travelled any to speak of,
but I have read a great deal, and have
thunk some.
I have also writ q few books which
I know are great, because they don't
sell worth a cent.
Graat hooks never do.
And then I started THE Fool
KILLER, just to quiet my nerves and
keep the old press from getting rusty.
From the seclusion of these wooded
hills there will go forth each month q
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that will shake the rotten foundations
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sleep.
THE FooLrKMLER will be a month,
ly mustard -plaster for the blood-boili
OF Society, Church and State.
1t will be sailed with wit, pepperef
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every word will raise q blister.
If you are q fool you had better no
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If you are wise you will. And SO tina
settles it.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

It beats the very Old Scratch
how some people will refuse to
believe sworn testimony, but are
very willing to believe the un-
supported gossip Of some old
hatchet-faced tattler.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Mrs. Russell Sage is going to
build a model town for 800
model families near New York.
Building the town will be easy,
old gal, but where in the Tom
Walker are you going to-. find
1,500 model families to occupy
it? That's where you hang
your petticoat over snag and
fall down.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

That was an awful blunder that
the Creator made when He failed
to make man with a cigar in his
mouth.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

If youscant keep your friends
without lying to them-let em
go gallagher. That what / say.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Who paints the daisiesaa' 8
asks a spring poet. Hanged il Z
know. I have known good
many daisies, and have always
thought they painted themselves.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Any fool can tell a lie, but it
takes a pretty slick rascal to
make it sound like the truth.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

It always made me want to
puke to see a family Of good-for-
nothing lazy turks hanging a.
round an old rich daddy waiting
for him to die SO they can inherit
a fortune. Why in the dickens
don they get out and hustle for
it like he did,
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

# old Daddy Adams nature
contained all the meanness that
has cropped out in his descend
ants, he must have been a devil
Of a fellow.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The editor Of THE Square
Deal of Snow Hill, n. e.. says:
We don know what is beyond
our experience, but it's certain
another life cannot be predicted
from our life on earth. We'll,
buddy IL your life corresponds
with your.writmg, it would be a
Gods blessing If il could all end
with death.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

I'll bet a dollar you We seen a
heap worse things in private than
the things you pretend to be
shocked at in public. Amt it
sog
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The man with a new idea is a
crank or a fool until the idea sue
ceeds, and then he is the whole
cheese.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Your enemy says mean things
about you, and your friend totes
the news to you. Now which has
done you the most harm?
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Another mistake that God made
was when He put horns on the
COW. Man, with his superior
wisdom, has discovered that a.
cows horns entirelyun-
necessary and should never have
been made.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The devil says: Let me make
the morals of a nation and I don't
give doggon who makes It's laws
or its songs either. 2
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The biggest millionaire club in
this country is the one that meets
in the north end Of the Capitol
at Washington.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The difference between a trust
and a combine is the same as be-
tween a log and a bundle Of
sticks.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

An exchange wants to know
what are the most beautiful
words in the English language.
There S room, Of course, for diff
ferences of opinion, but the words
that are special favorites in this
shop are these: Find money
order enclosed
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The market report says eggs egg
have dropped. Amt it funny
that eggs can drop so without
breaking
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

That old saying that IS
never too late to mend is what
makes so many folks keep put
ting it off.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

One~of our old proverbs says:
Curiosity once killed cat"
Now I wonder what it was the
cat wanted to know

Some men are 50 stingy they
would rather die than pay for
their Hving-only they cou1dn t
stand the expense of being
buried
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Before the world was civilized
the 1ateh-string hung on the out
side of every mans door. But
now the strongest locks and bars
are required. Hang-taked If it
don took to me lke civilization
is a big humbug.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The majority Of Congressman
are noted among their constitu-
ents for arguments that won't go
down and seeds that won't come
up.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The principal use for cotton is
for stock brokers to gamble in,
but it is also used extensively In
the manufacture of wooden goods.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

The funniest thing about a big
man is that he is apt to have q
little wife. Ever notice it,
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01
One year to your heart. IS Cents.
In Clubs Of Five or More, IS Cts.

Entered as second class matter
March 80, 1910, at the post Office at
Moravian Falls, NC, under the act
Of March 8, 1879.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Beneath the moon he told his love
The color left her cheek;
But on the shoulder OF his coat
It showed up for a week.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

That old guy they call Shake
speare is reported to have said:
The quality of mercy is not
strained It was too bad they
packed off the old druggy mercy
on Bill. I'd make EN- strain it
next time.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01
IDIOTORIALS.

Giving advice to q fool is like
giving medicine to dead man.
"A pint of corn hkker has often
made 8 peck of trouble.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

a little girl in trying to ex-
plain the difference between q d
and a b, said The d has
It's tummy on its back.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

There is no other laugh that
sounds quite sincere and sat
isfying as the laugh Of a right
plum fat woman. If you don t
believe It, just hunt up one Of
these great big jolly fat women
and read The Fool-Killer to her.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

George Washington could no
tell lie. / can, butt won't
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01
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The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

Many a quiet home wedding
is followed by a noisy public di
Vorce.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

would a heap rather be a self
made man than a tailor-made
dude.
The fool-killer., 1911-02-01

WASH for the political
bosses, the voters would be put
to the trouble and Inconvenience
of doing their own thinking.
One-of our old proverbs says:
Curiosity once killed cat"
Now I wonder what It was the
cat wanted TO know
Some men are so stingy they
would rather die than pay for
their Hving-only they cou1dn't
stand the expense of being
buried
The majority Of Congressman
are noted among their c~onstitu-
ents for arguments that won't go
down and seeds that won't come
up.
I'll bet q dollar you We seen a
heap worse things in private than
the things you pretend to be
shocked at in public. Amt it
sog
# old Daddy Adams nature
contained all the meanness that
has cropped out in his descend
ants, he must have been a devil
Of a fellow.
It beats the very Old Scratch
how some people will refuse to
believe sworn testimony, but are
very willing to believe the un-
supported gossip Of some old
hatchet-faced tattler.
Another mistake that God made
was when He put horns on the
COW. Man, with his superior
wisdom, has discovered that a.
fS0WS0
necessary and should never have
been made.
That old guy they call Shake
speare is reported to have said:
The quality of mercy is not
] strained It was too bad they
packed off the old druggy mercy
on Bill. I'd make em strain it
next time.
There is no other laugh that
sounds quite SO sincere and sat
isfying as the laugh of a right
plum fat woman. If you DON
believe It, just hunt up one Of
these great big jolly fat women
and read The Fool-Kiler to her.
Before the world was civilized
the latchstring hung ON the out
side of every mans door. But
now the strongest locks and bars
are required. Hang-taked il it
dontlook to me like civilization
is a big humbug.
An exchange wants To know