Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1911-06-15

The man with the sombrero flushed
with shame over this account of GO
unappreciative q member of his sex.
Perhaps he never met the one wo.
man." he hesitatingly offered in en-
%tenuation.
Maybe" answered the guide of this
personally conducted party. He has
sense enough about other things. Now
hat raisin plant is modelled after one
OF his"
Margaret Jagged farther and farther
behind u of hearing.
An alley, lined with golden pyra.
mids of oranges, opened before her.
MIR. Livingston might listen until
niGhtfall or hoarseness silenced Uncle
John; she escaped and found refuge
from the situation, If not from herself.
III her quiet hotel room.
Refreshed by a bath and fortified by
a fresh gown she awaited the arrival
Of her uncle and aunt. Uncle John
came into the parlor excitedly discuss
ing the probability Of finding her here
as he opened the door.
Margaret murmured something about
having stepped into n side aisle to
look at some very beautiful prunes
and thus losing her way. Uncle John
assured her of his regret. Aunt Eliza
was silent. The stranger looked un-
comfortable. almost embarrassed.
Mr.. Livingston is stopping here.
planned Uncle John, as they departed
to make ready for that meal.
Wondering how 1t would all end she
made her way with her chattering
relatives to the table in the small din.
ing-room. She was grateful for the
chilling presence of a black and white
automatOn of q waiter. He seemed, in
some way, a means of p~ostponement
Of the moment of judgment.
And what time do you put the ORR
crop usually?" she heard Uncle John
say. With unbelieving ears she heard
the answer:
"Oh. at the end of the rainy season
in February or March. as a rule"
lowa's rainy season, In March!
Margaret gasped in anticipation of
Uncle Johns scathing remarks. Uncle
oShh h"o oP'hI hio IVY loOu oh al
Iowa farm. But he only inquired fur
Their:
Il didn't suppose the ground would
be ready to work so early In the
spring"
"Oh. yes. it's muddy sometimes, and
disagreeable to handle-too soft In
fact"
Margaret closed her eyes and caught
a glimpse Of an Iowa corn field in
March--the grayish.yellow stalks
sticking up through four or five feet of
snow drift. M~aliciously, 1t seemed to
Margaret, did Uncle John lead the con
fused young informant through tortu.
Gus ways of misinformation.
From cocktail to demi tasse the In,
QUESTION lasted. With an almost over,
whelming desire to scream, Margaret
finally led the procession of four from
the dining room along endless, red
carpeted corridors to the little sitting,
room. A change, even a scene Of the
torture, was a welcome rest.
Il thought your nephew, Mr.. Jenk,
ms, was coming to take dinner with US
me- Nv phiu " WY "a so
ton to Aunt Eliza, to whom she sup,
posed the amply proportioned shadow
beside her on the window curtain be
longed.
He did slowly answered the voice
of the ~blundercr about corn crop6 and
Iowa harvests.
In wild-eyed amusement Margaret
faced him.
"He-and-you are" she gesped
Yes, he did and | am"
And the fruit ranch and the
Words failed her In the recollection OF
Uncle Johns minute description OF the
Jenkins homestead.
Yes" very carefully, as one on IN,
safe %treading. but I'm o the mis-
ogamist, Uncle John"
And Uncle John made Aunt Eliza
keep still. Those two old geese are
up in their room laughing their old
eyes out. He loves a joke better than
a good meal OF Aunt ELIAS wv cook
ing"
Uncle John loves n Joke! Why.
thought Uncle John had no-and now
he'll think-youll all think"
Uncle John has asked me to go FOL
a visit with them and you to their
ranch in order that ! may tell you
| think. Shall II"