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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01

LGoDASS
the last issue OF
his paper. He says,
for instance, that
it is no longer
considered good
form to feed a
slab of cream pie
into ones face
with = knife or
pick your teeth
with Q fork be-
tween courses. The
writer has evil
IDENTITY been at
tending some of
the functions Of
the swell society
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01
HUMoR SPARK OF LITERARY LIFE

t1OMOH SPAIN Of -
It has been said that, without numor
"a fine, quick, sane, sense or humor
no one can be great writer OF can
appeal not merely to the very rev
but to the very many, heart ana mlno'
observes the Chicago 1nter-Ocean.
This saying is absolutely true, ana
has been proven by each master pieces
ofletters from ancient days to these:
Humor and sanity are twins, indeed.
Wherefore, none can deny that An
thony Hope Hawkins, author OF THE
Prisoner Of Zenda" and The Dolly Dla-
logues,' is probably one OF the sanest
of our modern men Of letters, makers
of stories that come to us IN BOOK
form.
Though there seems to be no need OF
testimony as to this proposition-since
his novels and his DOLLY" demon
strate it amply-still we cannot re-
frain from offering bit of supererog-
atory evidence because that evil
dence to us appears so very clear ana
wholesome.
It is a small piece Of an extract from
a paper which was done by Mr.. Hawk
ms some years ago, in which he told
the public how he wrote little story
for a magazine. At 10 a. m. he starts
to write and at p. m. he has finished
While he wrote he did not like what ne
nut down at all. So when the tale was
done at s o. M, he went on In this
fashion:
5-Thank heaven, that's done! Now
I suppose l must read the thing over.
I know IT'S awful rot. Well, that's their
lookout. they've bought It.
5:O6-It's not 80 bad, though, after
all.
SILL rather like that. I don't
know, but it seems rather original.
5:15-H'm! I've read worse stories
than this.
5:2O-No, I'm hanged if l touch a
word of it! It's not half bad.
5:25-Pretty smart ending.
5:3O-Well, If there are dozen men
In England who can write a better
story than that, should like to see
'em. that all!
5:35-Puff, puff, puff, puff! Well, l
sha'n't touch a pen again today.
There it is-"How Story is Writ
ten. by One Who Has Done 1t"
That remark about the dozen men
In England" represents momentary
phase VI lcCAluS, AVC q AS1oSAA~~ OTH~-
ion.
We call this gift OF frank confess
sion, humorously made, the power OF
self-satirizing, which is manifested by
the author in this wind-up we have
uuoted, Ger tain proof OF Mr. Anthony
Hope Hawkins sound and smiling san
ity. and therefore see in it the very
reason why his works possess SO true
a charm for countless readers. And
Eoing further. we believe that his fine
humor will insure more than ephem-
eral book, life for at least some of his
works.
That's more than can be thought or
said of all or any of the ''Intellectuals'
they call themselves SO! writer
men who deal, largely and heavily,
throughout their books in socialism.
free love and new thought,
without the littlest CLEAN of humor,
hut with quantities OF loud preten-
tiousness . Their works can't live:
they lack the spark Of life-humor.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01

500,000,00O worth of commerce with
foreign countries which exceeded the
previous record year Of 1907 by $685.
100000. In the same period the coun-
try's exports exceeded $4,000. 900 900.
Our trade balance of the year was
more than S52O,OOO,OO0 in favor OF
America. The total value Of mer-
chandise brought in free of duty was
larger tina for many years.
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endured

nartment of railways and canals to
Fallon Bros, of Cornwall, for the I'M
provement Of the upper entrance 10
Lock No. 10 of the Cornwall canal:
general foreman, $3.50; foreman car
penter, SITS; carpenters, $2.25;' black
smiths, s2.25; foreman laborers, $2.oo'
laborers, $3.50, stationary engineer
1925: stationary fireman. $3.50; horse.
cart and driver, $3.50; team and driver
2SO .t
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"A Saturday Sermon
Reverses That Lead to Happiness at Fourscore.

KeverSeS That Lead TO Happiness al fOurScOre.
1t was on Saturday night, November 9, 1921 date
not difficult to fix accurately in the years that followed
Boston business man sat In his suburban home and
talked his affairs with his wife, The children had
gone to bed and the evening paper had been read He in
vted his wife to look with him statement Of his
business affairs.
"The time has come" said he, when take life
little easily Thus far it has been struggle, but
my business is we'll established The best houses in
Germany market their product through store. have
the best customers in line Our winter stock is
in and it is the best have had The business is
we'll established that it will take less Of my time than
hitherto. We have much to be thankful for. We can
take life little easily. We give little more
literally, and will show our gratitude in our lives"
Together they knet and thanked God FIR the bless
ings that had to the and they rested well that
night.
But all that night the fire bells changing in Bos
ton and the next morning tine learned that the bust
ness district was in ruins, says Youths Companion
He carried insurance For one hundred and sixty
thousand dollars Of this he able to collect sixty
thousand dollars which was just about the amount he
owed on his stock The one hundred thousand dollars
which represented the results of his original investment
and of twenty-one years of business life, lost He
paid his debts made inventory and instead of being
worth hundred thousand dollars net, he had sup
posed he had just thousand and twenty-five dollars
How often he remembered that last conversation, in
Even as he talked the fire had been creeping up his
store And he timed the breaking out of the fire in his
building it appeared to have been the very hour in
which he and his wife were~kneeng to thank God for
their prosperity
He was AZ years old then, and not in rugged health
He hardly expectedy to live beyond so; and 60 the
limit of all his thought Of life But he set to work with
brave heart
From AZ to 60 he suffered four reverses the first Of
which was the fire Three times after that he seemed to
have gained little only to begin again with small frac
ton of what he supposed himself to possess
few months ago he celebrated his eightieth birth
day.
"Now," he said, "as look back can thank God for
every one of these setbacks have lived twenty years
longer than expected to live have brought into old
age more vigorous health than possessed in middle life
NV children had discipline which long ago knew they
needed have never sufferedwant lost faith in Cod
And now thank Him for the very sorrows
endured"
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Monumental Humor.

Colonel T. R. Williams, the head of
the Brooklyn Rapid Transit Co., does
not often deal in humor Mostly he is
cold business. When he does tell
funny story it has point and edge both
Of which are ordinarily felt by his adj
versary, saws thu New York cores
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01

push Of Chicago, where man VINO
Tits the contents of q soup plate into
his throat at an angle of forty-five de-
grees is called an eccentric genius
The table manners Of some OF the elite
of our social centers would bring the
blush of shame to tho face of Hotten'
tot,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01
An Actor With Nerve.

On one occasion gentlemanly ap-
pearing Individual walked boldly up
the steps of St. Stephens, passed up
various officials, turned into the house
of lords passage and In self-pos-
sessed manner entered the rob1ng'
room.
Lord Normandy's robes
The attendant looked surprised.
"But, my lord" he began.
81 know it's absurd" said the
stranger. "but my tailor cannot finish
nv robes in time and I must attend
this sitting. Lord Normandy was 50
kind as to offer-You understand!
ooh. certainly, my lord responded
the rober.
The crimson and ermine was pro-
duced and donned and the psuedo peer
strolled into the house, where Few
peers were waiting. administered a
series of affable mods right and left.
and finally took his place on the
woolsack.
For full thirty minutes he sat there
while those present tried to collect
their faculties. Then he slowly arose.
and, remarking to the clerk: How
stupid Of me! / now remember I have
an appointment elsewhere" retired
from the chamber In the robing-room
he remarked THANK Lord Normandy
and tell his lordship I have just re-
called a pressing appointment with
the king"
eyes, my lord. What name?"
what name?" echoed the other in
assumed establishment. What name?
Really. my good fellow. you must be
careful--very careful. 1t does not DO
to forget yourself in this assembly.
But ! will overlook your slip this
time. Good morning"
That evening it was known at the
Beefsteak club that Banister, the
actor. had won a bet Of ten pounds
sterling The Strand.
Popularity.
f. Phillips Oppenheim was talking
in New York about literary popular
ity. :.
Those writer's who are unpopular
said Mr.. Oppenheim. "impute all the
BIZ. successes to advertising. They give
the author humself no credit; the
tisements''
MT. OppeHlelm H5Htcu hooh
cigaret.
"And that reminds me-" he said
that re~,inds me in it's absurdity Of
a blacksmith of whom Whistler made
an etching.
"The blacksmith. some months later,
came up to town and called at Whist
ler's studio in Chelsea.
{" Hello, blacksmith said Whistler.
What brings you here?'
(" why, said the blacksmith, 4
heard as how prize had been awarded
for that there portrait you made OF me.
and I've come for the cash. Wash
ington Star.
WarIike Wigfall.
Senator Bailey. apropos OF 1ndepen-
denoe day. told at dinner in Gains
Vile story of the civil war.
Once. during this war;" he said,
Senator Wigfall. member of the
Confederate congress from Texas, fell
in with party of Union soldiers.
"The senator, being we'll disguised,
conversed freely with the Unionists,
asking them, among other things,
What they'd do with old Wigfall il
they caught him.
q We'd string him up the soldiers
answered promptly.
. Serve him right. too said Sem
ptor Wigfall; and by gum, II l We're
there I'd be pulling on one end OF the
rope myself Detroit Free Press.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01
Idaho Doctor Shot.

Salem, Idaho, July 29.-Dr. A. F..
Murphy, prominent physician, was
shot and killed by Neff Pratt. in his
Office here yesterday. Pratt then shot
himself,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-01
NEW TRADE RECORDS.

The fiscal year which ended June
80. 1911, readily broke all foreign COM
merce records to the United States.
America transacted more than 49,
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BLACK HAWK.

Calvin Dolls of Huron, S. D., is vis-
ting relatives here.
Miss Annie Coop was an Ash Grove
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Farm Notes
Not Written for FarEners.
1Y n. L. RANN.

The society editor Of leading farm
paper puts forth some queer ideas OF
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11

A. G. M. ROBERTSON, Judges of
said District Court, this 23rd day
of December, in the year of our Lord
one thousand nine hundred and ten
and of the independence of the Unit
ed States the one hundred and
thirty-fifth.
(SeaD
(signed) A. E. MURPHY, ~
Clerk. Z
(Endorsed)
No. 60. DISTRICT COURT OF THE
U. S. for the Territory of Ha-
wall. THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA VS.. LORRIN A.
TRURSTON, ct AL SUMMONS.
ROBT. w. BRECKONS, Attorney
for Plaintiff.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
Territory of Hawaii, Y
City of Honolulu, SIS.
!, A. e. MURPHY, Clerk of the
District Court of the United States
Of America, in and for the Territory
and District of Hawaii, do hereby
certify the foregoing to be full,
true and correct copy of the orig
inal Summons in the case of THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA VS..
LORR1N A. THURSTON ct al, as the
same remains of record and on file
in the Office of the Clerk of said
Court
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have
hereunto set my hand and affixed
the seal of said District Court this
S0th day Of December, A. ID. 1910.
A. e. MURPHY,
Clerk of United States District Court,
Territory of Hawaii
BY +. l.. DAVIS,
Deputy Clerk.
4S12-3m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
LEGAL NOTICES.

N THE DISTRICT COURT OF TIL
UNITED STATES, FOR THE
TERRITORY OF HAWAII.
HE UNITED STATES OF AMER
ICA. Plaintiff, VS.. LORRIN A
THURSTON, ct al, Defendants
Action brought in said Dis
trict Court, and the Petition
filed in the Office of the CLERK
of said District Court, in Homo
lulu.
HE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITEE
STATES OF AMERICA, GREET.
ING:
.ORRIN A. THURSTON, ARTHUR
p. PETERSON, c. BOLTE and
GODFREY BROWN, Trustees;
JOHN A. CUMMINS; KAPEKA
NJ. CuMMINS, wife of JOHN A.
CUMMINS; THOMAS A. CUM
MINIS, MARY C. KIBLING, 9th
erwise called MARY /. CREIGH-
TON, otherwise called MAY A.
CREIGHTON, otherwise called
MAY A. KEELING, MATILDA
X. WALKER, otherwise sailed
KAUMAKAOKAME WALKER.
JANE p. MERSEBERG. and
FLORA CROMWELL, otherwise
z called FLORA HIRAM, children
of the said JOHN A. CUMMINS;
LYDIA A. CUMMINS, wife of
the said THOMAS B. CUM
MINIS; JOHN CUM MI N S,
THOMAS CUMMINS, RAPLEE
CUMMINS, MOSLEY CUMMINS.
and BRICK w GOD Gu M
MINIS, children of the said
HOMAS b. CUM Nj N S
and LYDIA A. CUMMINS;
THOMAS B. WALKER, hus-
land of the said MATILDA K.
WALKER; JOHN p. WALKER,
THOMAS B. WALKER, Jr., and
MATILDA WALKER CONSTA-
BEL, children of the said MA
TILDA X. WALKER and
OMAS b. WAL X e R;
ADOLPH CONSTABEL, husband
of the said MATILDA WALK
Err CONSTABEL; JAMES X.
MERSEBERG, husband of the
said JANE p. MERSEBERG;
JANE P. CUMMINS MERSE-
BERG, KING THOMAS, other
wise called KING THOMAS
MERSEBERG, JAMES MERSE-
BERG, MALE MERSEBERG
BLAISDELL, TURILLA MERSE-
BERG JOY, JANE MERSE-
BERG, M AT l. d A MERSE-
BERG, ROBINSON CHARLES
MERSEBERG, ABIGAIL MERSE-
BERG, IDA MERSEBERG, WILL
LIAM MERSEBERG, HELEN
MERSEBERG and MADELINE
MERSEBERG, children of the
said JANE p. MERSEBERG and
JAMES X. MERSEBERG: JOHN
d. BLAlSDELL, husband of the
said MALE M e r SEB E r G
BLAISDELL; BARNEY JOY,
husband of the said TURILLA
MERSEBERG JOY; HENRY ?.
ROBINSON, Jr., husband of the
said MATILDA MERSEBERG
ROBINSON; CHARLES A. KIB-
LING, husband Of the said
MARY c. KEELING; EDITH
KlBLING and MAY KEELING,
children of the said CHARLES
A. KIBLING; CHARLES MA
HOE; HATTIE MAHOE, wife of
the said CHARLES MAHOE;
A BR A H Am FERNANDEZ;
CUSHMAN CARTER, Trustee;
ARIANA AUSTIN, HERBERT
AUSTIN, WALKER AUSTIN and
EDITH AUSTIN, heirs at law
of JAMES w. AUSTIN, de-
ceased; HERBERT AUSTIN and
WALKER AUSTIN, as Execu-
tors and Testamentary Trustees
under the Will of JAMES w.
AUSTIN, deceased; SAMUEL M.
DAMON, Trustee; e. o. HALL
& SON, LTD, an Hawaiian cor
poration; HAWAIIAN TRUST
COMPANY, LIMITED, an Hawai-
ian corporation; OFFICE SUPPLY
CO., LTD, an Hawaiian corpora
ton; HALSTEAD & CO., LTD,
an Hawaiian corporation; THE
BANK OF HAWAII, LTD, an
Hawaiian corporation; CHARLES
M. COOKE, LIMITED, an Ha-
waiian corporation; ANNA c.
COOKE, C. MONTAGUE COOKE,
Jr., CLARENCE H. COOKE.
GEORGE P. COOKE, RICHARD
A. COOKE, ALICE T. COOKE
and THEODORE A. COOKE,
beneficiaries under the last Will
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
LEGAL NOTICES.
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
UNITED STATES FOR THE
TERRITORY OF HAWAII.


THE UNITED STATES OF AMER
ICA. Plaintiff, VS.. THE TERRI
TORY OF HAWAII, ct al, Defend
ants.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES, GREETlNG:
THE TERRITORY OF HAWAII,
AMERICAN SUGAR COMPANY,
LIMITED, a Corporation organized
and existing under and by virtue OF
the laws of the Territory of Hawait;l
CHARLES r. BISHOP; WILLIAM
O. SMITH, SAMUEL NJ. DAMON, e.
FAXON BISHOP, ALBERT +. JUDD,
and ALFRED w. CARTER, Trustees
under the Will and of the Estate OF
BERNICE p. BISHOP, deceased;
ELIZABETH LIHUE, LUCILLE NIU-
MALU, ESTHER KALIHI, CARO-
LINE PUKOO, ANNIE KAPAPALA,
CLARA KILAUEA, ELSA HlLO,
MARION MAIZENA,. DAVID Pun
LOA, ALBERT PUNAHOU. ROBERT
WAHIAWA, ALEXANDER LANAI,
GEORGE KEWALO. HENRY KA-
MALO, WALTER HAWEA, and
PHILIP LAHAINA, unknown owners
and claimants
You are hereby directed to appear,
and answer the Petition in an action
entitled as above, brought against
you in the District Court of the Uni
ted States, in and for the Territory
of Hawaii, within twenty days from
and after service upon you of a GER
titled copy of Plaintiffs Petition
herein, together with certified copy
of this Summons.
And you are hereby notified that
unless you appear and answer as
above required, the said Plaintiff
will take judgment of condemnation
of the lands described in the Petition
herein and for any other relief de-
manded in the Petition.
WITNESS THE HONORABLE
SANFORD b. DOLE, and the HON
ORABLE A. G. M. ROBERTSON,
Judges of said District Court, this
22nd day of November, in the year
of our Lord one thousand nine hun
bred and ten and of the independ-
ence of the United States one hun
bred and thirty-fifth.
(Sgd.) A, E. MURPHY, !
(Seal) Clerk.
(Endorsed)
No. &C. DISTRICT COURT OF
THE U. S. for the Territory of Ha-
wall. THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA VS.. THE TERRITORY OF
ct al. SUMMONS. ROB-
ERT w. BRECKONS and WILLIAM
T. RAWLINS, Plaintiffs Attorneys.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Territory of Hawaii, City of Homo
lulu-ss.
|, A. e. MURPHY, Clerk of the
District Court of the United States
of America, in and for the Territory
and District of Hawaii, do hereby
certify the foregoing to be full, true
and correct copy of the original Pc
tition and Summons in the case OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMER
[CA VS.. THE TERRITORY OF HA-
WAII, ct al, as the same remains OF
record and on file in the Office Of the
Clerk of said Court.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have
hereunto set my hand and affixed the
seal of said District Court this LIST
lay of December A. D. 1910.
(Seal) A. e. MURPHY,
Clerk of the United States District
Court, Territory of Hawaii.
1870 3m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
Oahu Railway Time Table
Outward.

For Walanae, Waialua, Kahuku ant
Way Stations-*9;1 a. m, 1920 p m
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
Stations-17:3O a. M, '9:15 a. m.
'1l:30 a. m, '2:15 p H.. 1920 p. n.
"5:15 p. m, 1880 .. m, tll:16 D. m.
For Wahlawa and Leilehua-.10:2 20
a. m, 1915 ., M, 1890 p, NJ, TILL!
Ip. IN. 4a, t,---,ts.. d..
Inward. ta
Arrive Honolulu from kahuku, Wal
aulua and Waianae-"8l36 a. m.
1871 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Ewa Mill and
Pearl City f7:45 a. M, 1876 a. M,
+11;O2 a. m, +1:4O p. m. '4:26 p. IN.
'5:3l p. ~, 1880 p. m. .
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa and
Leilehua-9:15 a. M. t1:4O p. In, as: 81
p. m, HOBO D. III.
The Halciwa Limited, two-nCur
train (Unly first class tickets honored)
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at 1886
a. m; returning, arrives IN Honolulu
at 1910 p. m. The Limited stops only
at Pearl City and Waianae outward
and Waianae, Waipahu and Pearl City
tyward.
'Daily. tSunday Excepted. tSunday
Only
G. T. nENISON, F. G. SMITH
be- + a aI b 44
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
CORPORATION NOTICES.
NOTICE.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Honolulu Brewing and
Mating Co., Ltd, will be held at the
Office of the company, No. 535 Queen
street, Honolulu, Oahu, on the 18th
day of January, e1911, at the hour
of 10 O'Clock a. m.
BY order of the president.
VIM. c. PARKE,
~ Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11

The stock books of the Honolulu
Brewing and Mating Co., Ltd, will
be closed to transfers from January
|, 1871, to January IL, 1911, both
dates inclusive.
VIM. G. PARKE,
4S14-10t Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
~ UNITED STATES, FOR THE
TERRITORY OF HAWAII.

THE UNITED STATES OF AMER
lCA. Plaintiff, VS.. LORRIN A..
THURSTON, ct al, Defendants.
Action brought in said Dis
trict Court, and the Petition
filed in the Office of the Clerk
of said District Court, in Homo
lulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
Castle & Cooke, Ltd
Honolulu, T. H.

Honolulu, r. H.
SHIPPING AND COMMISSION MER.
CHANTS, SUGAR FACTORS
arC
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENTS
Representing
Eve Plantation &C.
Waialua Agricultural Co., ltd.
kchala Sugar Co
Waimea Sugar Nil co
Apnkaa Sugar Co, Ltd
Fulton Iron Works Of ST Louis
Babcocb 3 Wilson PUMPS
Green's Fuel EcoDomi2ers
Matson Navigation co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-11
LEGAL NOTICES.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
FIRST CIRCUIT. TERRITORY
OF HAWAII. HOLDING TERMS
IN THE CITY AND COUNTY
OF HONOLULU.

MARSToN CAMPBELL, Superin-
tcndent of Public Works Of the
Territory of Hawaii, Plaintiff
and Petitioner, VS.. ISABELLA
II. WOODS ct al, Defendants
and Respondents.
TERM SUMMONS.
THE TERRITORY OF HAWAII to
THE HIGH SHERIFF of the
Territory of Hawaii, or his
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1911-12-02

especially for bird like him, and
declared that one crop of bird seed
would last for a whole year. So he
and Puppy went down to the corner
grocery store and invested in one
package of bird seed, the entire con-
tents of which they planted in the
northeast corner of the yard. I think
that by the time they finish sowing
seeds we'll have something closely
resembling an African jungle in our
midst.
Now that Thanksgiving has passed,
Ju-Ju has recovered a bit from his
fright and condescends to eat at home
again. Still, he declares that the high
altitude of The Call building was most
delightful and reminded him of the
mountains.
Let us hear from you all this week,
and see what you can do with the con-
tests. Best wishes from ALONZO.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1911-12-02

DBR T0WBE5

Puppy that / know their plans. Just
the same, I'm going to warn you that
I, Alonzo, am going to blossom forth
on Christmas day like the lilies of the
field. The great dog star won't be in
it for radiance.
How are the gardens coming on2
Puppy and Ju-Ju have quite promis-
ing display of tiny green leaves in our
back yard, but, strange to say, the
pumpkin hasn't materialized. Any
way, Puppy says it's too late now, for
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1911-12-02
SOGaCz8W.'

who wants pumpkin after Thanks
giving? Just the came, pumpkin is
nice thing to have around. What
would Cinderella have done for a
coach If she hadn't had spare pump
kin in the garden? You never can tell
when you're going to need an auto
mobile or stage coach or something
like that.
Ju-Ju suggested the other day that
we raise crop of bisd seed. He
pointed out the high cost of living,
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1911-12-02

The Junior Call, Third and Market
streets, San Francisco, Saturday,
December 2, 1911.
Dear Boys and Girls:
Hooray for Thanksgiving It's
fine day, and I'd take off my hat, If
wore one, to those good old Puritans
who created it. Thanksgiving always
ushers in the excitement of the holiday
season. The shops begin to look a
little brighter, everybody seems to
walk little faster, and everywhere
faces are just bit happier than they
were last week. / know mine is, and
Ill tell you why.
This morning heard mother tell
Puppy that she thought I needed a
new collar. The Pup agreed with her
and urged her to the greatest secrecy.
So don't any of you tell my mother or