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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-08
DEATHS.


Eizhtv-hrst street Nan, vork c,.v on
Wednesday. June : 1911 I5zzie Mar
shall. wife of Samuel =, peardslev.
deceased
BROWN-on June 3 1911 AT her late
residence. 221 Summer avenue Cath
arine T.. beloved wife of Edward I
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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BuCKLEY-At Orange on June : 1911.
late Catherine buckley.
Relatives and friends are resnect-
fully invited TO attend the funeral
from Thomas r. Brennan under
taking parlors, 10 Day street. Orange.
. o'clock. thence to St. Johns Church.
where services will be held. Inter
ment at st. Johns Cemetery.
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CALLAHAN-At his late residence, 124
city, Cornelius Callahan, beloved
father of Mrs. James T. Smith, of
this city.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
CARRINGTON-At Newark, y. j., on
June Z, Ella Maria, beloved wife of
Charles L. Darlington and daughter
of Ellsworth Torrey, of Providence,
Funeral private. Boston, Mass;
Providence, r. L.; Charleston, S. c.,
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COVERT-On Wednesday, June Z, 1911,
William H. Cover, % Cleremont ave-
nue.. ~Irvington.
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Thursday, June 8, 1911, Alma, beloved
infant daughter of Thomas and Alma
Critchett (nee Lidtke), aged 2 months
10 days. 511 South Eighteenth street.
CUERTEN- Suddenly, on Tuesday.
June 6, 1911, William A., beloved hus-
band of Dorothy B. Cuerten (nee
~SchickeI, in his twenty-seventh year,
-
D1LTON-Suddenly. on June G. 1911,
Michael. beloved husband of tn late
II Dalton (nee Suheu). IL Cabinet
street.
-
loved son of the late John and Eliza
beth Dorner, 753 South Eighteenth
street.
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DOUGLASS-On June 6. 1911. Ellen
Douglass. 60T North Sixth street.
residence. 10 Durand place. irving.
ton. N. +. Carrie Dresel (nee Japn,.
eloyed wife os Charles DreseI in
her 51st wear.
FGEI. N-suddenlv on June & 1911
,, $50 ~
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
ECZEMA GONE, BoILs CURED

"My son was about three weeks old
when / noticed breaking-out on his
cheeks. from which watery sub
stance oozed. A short time after, his
arms, shoulders and breast broke out
also, and in few days became a solid
scab. I became alarmed. and called
our family physician, who at once pro-
nounced the disease eczema. The lit
tie fellow was under his treatment
for about three months. By the end
Of that time, he seemed no better. /
became discouraged, and as I had
read the advertisements OF Cuticura
Remedies and testimonials of a great
many people who had used them with
wonderful success, l dropped the doc
tors treatment. and commenced the
use Of Cuticura Soap and Ointment,
and in a few days noticed a marked
change. The eruption on his cheeks
was almost healed, and his shoulders.
arms and breast were decidedly bet.
ter. When he was about seven
months old all trace OF the eczema
was gone.
During his teething period, his
head and face were broken out in
boils which cured with Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Surely he must
have been great sufferer. During the
time Of teething and from the time /
dropped the doctors treatment, used
the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint-
ment. nothing else, and when two
years old he was the picture of health.
nj Low
full. and his head mass Of silky curls.
/ had been afraid that he would never
be well. and feel that owe a great
deal to the Cuticura Remedies"
(Signed) Mrs. Mary w. Ramsey, 224
e. Jackson St.. Colorado Springs,
Colo, Sept. "a. 1910.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Doctors Said WouIdDie
f, =. ~ q
A Friends Adyica Saves Life

wish to speak of the wonderful euro
that I have received from your noted
6wamp-Root, the great kidney and blad-
der cure. Last summer was taken with
severe pains in my back and sides. I
could not breathe without difficulty and
was nearly wild with the desire to urinate.
Was compelled to do SO every ten min
utes with the passage of pure blood with
the urine. I tried all the different doc
tors from far and near, but they said it
was no use to doctor as would die any
way. was at the end of my rope and
was SO miserable with pain and tho
thought that must die that words can
not tell how felt. One day friend told
me of the wonderful help she had received
from DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root. She gave
me one of your pamphlets which read
and determined to try Swamp Root. After
taking half bottle I felt better. Have
now taken ten bottles and am well as
ever was, thanks to Swamp Root. wish
to tell all suffering people that have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble, that DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp-Root is the best medicine on
the market.
All persons doubling this statement can
write to me and I will answer them di-
rectly, Yours very truly,
CLYDE F. CAMERER,
Rosalie, Wash.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
23rd day of July, 1900.
VERNE TOWNE, Notary Public.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

u. a
keeping with the desire Of both the bride and
groom, for young Grant, who is a subaltern army
officer, is Of retiring disposition, and Is not
given at all to desire for the social limelght,
either from his own nature or from the fact that
he is the grandson and namesake of the great
"Silent Soldier" of the Civil When the Root
family gave their lease Of the Morton resi-
denee John Hays Hammond then took 1t up and
there he lives today.
Levi z. Letter. now dead. Chicago mult-mil.
lonaire, built one of the most imposing residences
which the city of Washington holds. 1t stands
close to Dupont circle. a fashionable residence
section, and its front and side grounds are Of
greater extent than usually found adjacent to
a house in the city where every inch of land costs
much money The widow of Mr.. Letter still occu
pies the great pillared house which her husband
built Within a stones toss of the Letter resi-
dence is the marble Washington home of Mrs
r. NJ. Patterson, daughter of Joseph Medill, the
great editor Of the Chicago Tribune The Patter
son house designed by Stanford White, who
was killed by the degenerate Harry X. Thaw in
New York city three or four years ago. The de-
sign for the Patterson house was one of the last
works of the great architect.
Close to the marble Patterson residence Is the
home of William Boardman his wife and daugh
ters. The Boardmans Cleveland people. They
came here some years ago, as other rich people
have done. to take up their residence and to lead
the life Of the capital. 1t is. however rather
different life which the Boardmans lead. Miss
Mabel Boardman Is the chief American spirit in
the Red Cross movement. She is devoted to this
work. and gives to 1t the major portion of her
time. The Boardman house is a scene of many
gatherings of people. but at least one-half of them
have humanitarianism for their object.
The Boardman home is of tho few In
Washington which President Taft visits In a pure.
ly informal way. He drops in" at Boardman's
for afternoon tea or for evening call just as
he would II he were not president OF the United
States and therefore bound by strands OF the
tape Of etiquette The president is greatly inter.
ested In the work of the Red Cross. He is the
organizations president, as Miss Boardman is one
of It's hardest workers and its guiding spirit
There is one home in Washington with which
there is connected curious story. It Is the Mas
sachusetts avenue residence OF Mrs. r. II. Town.
send, who Is known in Washington as Mrs Scott.
Townsend She is the niece OF Tom" Scott, the
Pennsylvania mutimionaire, who died several
years ago. Mrs. Townsend's only daughter, Ma.
thilde. generally has been pronounced the most
beautiful OF the young women of the capital city.
Rumor connected the daughter I'm marriage en-.
gagement possibilities with half dozen foreign.
ers. all OF them we'll within the titled circle and
one or two Of them OF the blood royal The daugh.
ter showed her good sense and her rare discrmi.
nation by marrying an American.
Now, ms for the story about the Townsend house.
should be said that It is Of rather grewsome In.
crest Mrs Townsend. some years ago looked at
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Why He Betrayed Himself.

Dear count" said the beautiful
reiress, suppose I was to tell you
that my father had lost all his mon
ey. Would you still want me?"
All, zat would make not re least
6iffairence. You are re most beauti-
full. re most lofely! should still say
will you be mine, mademoiselle."
And wouldn't you care II my broth
er had married chorus girl?"
Not in re least little bit, made
moiselle."
But II mamma insisted on going
to live in the palace with us. would
you"
Mix" he said, forgetting his dia-
lect, there's some things even I
wouldn't do for money"
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Didn't Know Where He Went.

One of the queer epitaphs in the
graveyard of Old st. aPuls church at
Norfolk. Virginia, reads:
Behold the grave, how low l lie!
AS you are now, so once was l. As
am now, so must you be,
Then be prepared to follow me-"
1t is said that during the Civil war q
soldier was responsible for scratching
on the tomb with his saber the addi-
tional lines:
ITO follow you am not bent
Until I know which you you went"
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
The Latest Golf Story.

Two Scotchmen met and exchanged
the small talk appropriate to the
hour. AS they were parting to go
supperward, Sandy said to Jock:
Jock, mon. I'll go ye round on
the links in the NORM"
THE morrn?" Jock repeated doubt
fully.
AYE. mon. the morrn." said Sandy.
"I'l go ye a round on the links the
NORM"
AYE wee1," said Sandy, "I'll go We.
But l had intended to get marriet in
the morrn'."-Cincinnat Times-Star.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Knees Became Stiff
FIve Years Of severe um.,Ism

Tho cure of Henry J. aoldstein, Il
Barton Street. Boston. Mass. is anoth-
er victory by Hoods Sarsapariiia,
This great medicine has succeeded in
many cases where others have utterly
failed. Mr.. Goldstein says: II suf-
fered from rheumatism fve years. IL
kept me from business and caused ex.
cruciating pain. My knees would be.
medicines without relief, then took
Hoods 6arsaparilla. soon felt much
better. and now consider myself on.
tirely cured. I recommend Hoods"
Get II today In usual liquid form or
chocolated tablats called oaroatsbs.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Nothing Much.

Il don't know whether I ought to
recognize him here In the city or not
Our acquaintance at the seashore
was very slight"
You promised to marry him. didn't
you?"
Yes, but that was ALL"
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

A schoolma'am was teaching her
class the mysteries of grammar.
Now, Johnny" said she, 'in what
tense do l speak when say I'm
EeautifuT?'"
"Past tense"
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Making Her Suspicious.

What makes you so dissatisfied
with your bonnet"
Pm afraid it doesn't look well ON
me-"
What in the world makes you think
tbat?"
Every woman I know says 1t looks
Just lovely on me-"
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

"She appears worried"
Naturally. She doesn't know
where her next husband is coming
from."-Town Topics.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Letter to
Or. kllmer = Co.
Binwhamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root win Do For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Unalterable.

The cook met at the polls her mis-
tress.
Hero at all events you've got
nothing on mel" exclaimed the former
slangi1y. but with dignity.
Except hat. wrap, silk petit
coat and the Lord only knows what
eise!" retorted the latter something
tartly.
For there are conditions which no
merely political revolution can ever
alter.-Puck.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
Va ZzE N<W Illn.Ny1Y a. ZAI2Z A>z2kRSQN

duty bound to hold and
to countenance.
The most interest
ing gathering, from the
social point of view,
which the old Morton
house ever held was
that of the invited
guests who came to-
gether to witness the
marriage of the only
daughters Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Root to U. Simp-
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

Teacher-Can any little girl tell me
why our heads are covered with hairf
Little GirhTo have something to
pin more hair to.-Life.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

''By Jove, len my pocRetbock un'
der my pifrow!r lIf r fF3
= "WeH, your servant girl is surely an
honest person" fi
"Thats just the trouble. She will
give the pocketbook to my wife,
Fliegende Blatter. =.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

The one who faces the world cheer.
fully will in the long run accomplish
much with his llfe-Punshion.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02

Your druggist will refund money II PAZO ONT.
mENT falls TO cure any case of Itching Blind.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
If were but cocktail when

My lady needs bracer,
Her lips I'd kiss-I told her this.
But she replied. Nay. nay. sir!
"A cocktail you can never be
Forgive me IL I say. sir,
You ne'er can be much more to me
Than just a simple chaser"
-Goodwins Weekly.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
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ehe site OF her present home and decided to build
There was small house on the grounds The
story Is that fortune teller informed Mrs. Town
send that If she built house and took up her
residence therein she would be dead within a
year. She therefore resolved to compromise. She
built magnificent new house, but in such a form
that 1t encloses like envelope the old house
which stood on the building site.
The Association of American Architects has
been occupying recently what is known as the
Octagon house. 1t is the famous old Tayloe man.
Gilpin observer., 1911-02-02
DENVER DIRECTORY !

BON |. Look E;,hynss pSr,sT II Al Kind. Of MERs
log mailed free. Cor. 18th Blake. Denver.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03

a pueblo of only q few hundred in
habitants but place Of considera-
ton in this sparsely settled country.
There are no hotels in the Interior,
nor is there need for them where ev-
cry door Is open to the wayfarer. The
first glance around the plaza OF
Alanje will decide the discriminating
stranger to head for the comfortable
looking frame house on the south
side, with its inviting veranda- Should
he not Immediately take that direc-
ton, the little cura, in his long black
robe. is likely to come to the door and
shout a welcome.
The midday breakfast at the cural
was an excellent meal, reinforced by
good wine and superb coffee. The
pleaguree of the occasion were height
ened by tho entertaining remarks OF
my lively host. He was very young
and very optimistic, quite content
with his lot and properly impressed
with the Importance Of his work. 1t
appeared to me that his life must be
a lonely and monotonous one, but he
az - ,bara INV viaw 0f n Ha Was
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03
ARE YOU FREE
FROM

Headaches. Colds. Indigestion.
Pains. Constipation. Sour Stomach.
Dizzinessa Ifyou are not, the most
effective. prompt and pleasant
method Of getting nd Of them is to
take, now and then, a desertspoon-
ful Of the ever refreshing and truly
beneficial laxative remedy-Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of Senna. 1t is
well known throughout the world
as the best Of family laxative reme-'
dies, because it acts so gently and
strengthens naturally without irn-
taing the system in any way.
To get its beneficial effects it is
always necessary to buy the genu-
inc. manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., bearing the name
Of the Company. plainly printed ON
the front Of every package.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03
Wall OF MODERN BENEDICT
Adaptation That Aims to Set Forth
the Trials and Trlbulatlons
That Beset Life.

1. My wife is my boss, shall pot'
deny.
2. She maketh me lie down behind
the bed when the swell company
comes, and she leadeth me behind her
up Main street.
8. She restoreth nv pocketbook
after she has spent ~ It's contents on
hobble skirts and th,ater tickets, and
she leadeth me up the main aisle OF
church for her new hats sake.
4. Yea, though walk more than
half the night through dark rooms
with crying baby, will get no rest.
for she is behind me; her broomstick
and her hatpin they do everything
else but comfort me.
5. She prepareth a cold snack for
me, then maketh beeline for an aid
society supper. She anointeth my
head with the rolling pin occasional-
ly. My arms runneth over with bun
dies before she is half done her shop
ping.
6. Surely her dressmaker's and milli-
merry bills shall follow me all the days
of my life and l will dwell In the
house of my wife forever.-Exchange
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03
THE TEA PENALTY.
"a Strong Mans Experience.

Writing from busy railroad town
great roads says:
my husband Is a railroad man who
has been SO much benefited by the use
of Postum that he wishes me to ex-
press his thanks to you for the good
1t has done him. His waking hours
are taken up with his work, and he
has no time to write himself.
"He has been great tea drinker
all his life and has always liked 1t
strong.
"Tea has, of late years, acted on
him like morphine does upon most
people. At first it soothed him, but
only for an hour or 30, then 1t began
to affect his nerves to such an extent
that he could not sleep at night, and
he would 60 to his work in the morn
ing wretched and miserable from the
loss of rest. This condition grew con-
Btantly worse, until his friends per-
guaded him, some four months ago, to
quit tea and use Postum.
"At first he used Postum only for
breakfast, but as he liked the taste OF
1t, and 1t somehow seemed to do him
good, he added 1t to his evening meal.
Then, as he grew better, he began to
drink 1t for his noon meal, and now
he will drink nothing else at table.
His condition is 80 wonderfully Inn
| proved that he could not be hired to
give up Postum and go back to tea
His nerves have become steady and
reliable once more. and his sleep II
easy, natural and refreshing.
He owes all this to Postum, for ht
has taken no medicine and made ns
other change In his diet.
His brother, who was very nervous
from coffee-drinking. was persuaded
by us to give up the coffee and us'
Postum and he also has recovered hi
health and strength" Name given b.
Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road Il
Wellville," in pkgs. There's reason.
Ever read the above letter. A nev
one appears from time to time. The,
are genuine, true, ana full of huma'
interest
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03

Bare feet are stuck in the wooden stirrups. He
and his steed festooned with bags, baskets
and packages, the tout ensemble suggesting an
itinerant Christmas tree Stuck under the saddle
flap, or elsewhere beyond ready reach, is rifle
or shotgun, of ancient make, probably unservice-
able, and almost certainly unloaded. Everyone
goes armed upon the road.
Occasional reminders of less peaceful times
seen in small wooden cross set in the
ground and surrounded by rude rail fence, indi
eating the spot where unfortunate met
violent death in the commission of a crime Pan
taleon rode alongside as l approached one OF
these unconsecrated burying places that contained
two crosses. With emotionless precision he told
the grizzly tale of two compadres who had fallen
out and here had fought to the death with their
knives.
Compadres bosom companions bound by q
bond closer than that of brotherhood. Only
woman can break that tie, and when compadre
turns against compadre hell knows no greater
bitterness. These two hacked each other until
they fell gasping and bleeding and foaming at
the mouth still jabbing with waning strength.
They found dead, locked in each others
arms. Perhaps at the very last the spirit of COM
padreship returned to soothe their passing.
I put this reflection to Pantaleon, but he de-
clared it more likely that they died cursing each
other and thinking of the girl. My conclu-
sion pleased me better, but felt bound to defer
to my mosos superior knowledge of the charac-
teristics of his countrymen
Presently the road entered the monte, and we
rode between wooden walls reinforced by heavy
underground. At long intervals passed small
cearings where the settler had cut over the
ground, burned the debris where 1t fell, and scat
tered his seed with careless, confident hand
The machete Is the universal agricultural imple
ment A plow has never been seen in the coun
try Cultivation is neglected unnecessary
trouble Withal, harvests bounteous and re-
with the nfallible regularity of the solar sys
tenn. l saw fields Of sugar cane that had yielded
rich crops for fifteen unbroken seasons, and a
piece of land which has stood In contin-
uously for half a century.
All over the Pacific slope of Chiriqui is top
soil, from to 20 feet thick, formed by the vol
ages from the mountain sides 1t is rich any
In the world, but not one-hundred thousandth part
of 1t has been turned to the account of man.
Outside of David, the population is less than four
to the square mile. Apart from score of cattle
raisers and coffee growers no man produces more
than enough to meet his needs, whilst markets at
their very doors crying aloud for the poten-
tial products of the province. Panama is paying
high prices for jamaican fruit and Cuban sugar
and American tobacco, whilst these and many 9th
her borders.
The pathetic mystery of 1t is that tens of thou
sands are shaving in city sweatshops and facto
ries, or painfully wringing a living from reluo
tant soil, when land unlimited Hes waiting ts
richly reward any man who will cast a handful O
seed upon 1t. 81 ~-ff@
Ten miles out from David we came TO Alanje
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03
SYNONYMS,

The French Canadian always has
trouble with the aspirate "th." At a
debating club in the Province Of Que
bee members were required to draw
q slip from hat and debate upon
the subject they received. A young
countryman arose.
''I have drew the word bat must
told you dere is two, tree different
kind of bat. Dere is de bat wot you
play de baseball wit, de bat wot fly in
de air at night and also de bat where
you take de swim."-Success Maga-
zine
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03
SIZE.
The Exemplary Pnarmacognoslst.

The Exemplary Pharmacognosist.
DIR. Harvey w. Wiley. who is by all
odds the best-beloved expert in the
governments employ. was talking at
a. luncheon at the New Willard In
Washington about the duties of a
pharmacognosist.
"A pharmacognosist's duties" he
said, ARE just as difficult as the name
would lead you to expect. There arc
few pharmacognosist of DR.. H. H.
Rushby's ability. because there are
few men willing to toll and toll for
years for sciences sake"
A smile spread over Dr. Wiley's
smooth-shaven. intelligent and humor-
GUS face. and he founded of his re-
marks with this epigram:
Few indeed are willing to climb
the difficult tree of knowledge. They
all want to reach up. break on a few
fruity branches. and carry them
home"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03

This smart skirt gives us the panel
front and back and the circular sides.
with band trimming at the lower
edge. This band may be omitted.
Such materials as the new soft I'm
ish taffetas, satin, broadcloth, cheviot
and the tailor cloths are suitable for
this skirt.
The pattern (557s) is cut in sizes
% to 80 inches waist measure. Me-
dium size requires 3k yards OF 30
inch material
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" Of this paper.
VIII write name , ana aaaresS pia,hIy' ana DC
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-11-03
Involuntary.

Photographer-Say! Pardon me!
But that's the third time you've COW
just as l was ready.
Subject-I know, but l can't help
1t. I've been indicted a good deal
lately, and / got the habit trying to
dodge newspaper photographers
Puck