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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04

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Mrs. Leroy Freeman, Of Big Springs,
Texas entertained very pleasantly Non
day evening with a linen shower at the
home OF her mother. Mrs. Louis I. Hut
tanus. 1921 East Olive. complimentary
60 Miss Mamie Crazy. a bride to be. The
house was tastefulIy decorated in red
and white. the dining table was coy
cred with large cluny lace center
piece over red satin. From the chan
deler was suspended q red spider web
OF ribbon TO which were attached the
many attractive shower gifts. The
game Of hearts was the entertainment
Of the evening. Miss Marie Dehacy be-
ing the fortunate winner OF the first
prize, which was dainty box Of sta
uOnerT; Miss Mamie grady secured the
consolation, also a box Of stationery.
Refreshments which we're served at
me conclusion OF the game Gurther
carried out the color scheme Of red.
mrs. Freeman was assisted In receiving
by Mesdames Geo. johnson and the
hostess mother Mrs Huttanus.
Those present were: Mesdames Leroy
Freeman. Louis Huttanus, Earl MaXon,
George Johnson, j. D. Ponder j. ii.
Morgan, Depeder, John Woods, H. S.
Drch. Dora Grady; Misses Mamie Grady,
Dora Grady, Annie Grady, Julia Seq
gerson, Margaret seggerson, Margaret
Condor, Nay Condor, Genevleve
O.lIeara, Marie DeLacy, Leuore DeLacy.
Elizabeth Angersrein, Nary Roman,
Elsie Schubert Miss Mckinney.
Mrs J. D. Ponder, Of SO7 Olive, en-
tertained with a handkerchief shower
on Monday afternoon at o'clock
ia honor Of Miss Mamie Grady, who
was married Wednesday morning to
Hugh Dugan.
The decorations were unique, being
large sunfloWers and numerous ban
dana handkerChiefs. Over the doorway
leading from the reception hall into the
dining room were the large initials
r. D. K s., formed Of the handker-
chiefs. On the table was an attractive
centerpiece Of handzerchiefs, upon
which rested a vase Of brides roses,
as well as the many gifts. The guests
enjoyed the game of hearts, first prize
being awarded TO Mrs. Jack Hughes, a
fancy apron; second prize, q dust rap,
to Mrs. i L Freeman. Refreshments
were served By the Misses Helen and
Jean Krause-
During the afternoon the guests en-
jOyed musical selections on the violin
and piano by the Misses hrauBe- /
Those present were: Aesdames J. D.
Ponder, Ed Mosely, Joe Morgan, Earl
MaZOn, i. L. Freeman, Jack Hughes,
Eisert, John Woods, Geo ] Johnson, Dora
Grady; Misses GeneVieTe O'Meara, Mary
Roman. Julia Mccarthy. Marie DeLacy,
Lenore DeLacy. Margaret Condor, May
Condor, Jean Krause, Helen Krause,
Annie Grady, Dora Grady, Mamie
Grady.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04

delay occurred. one of the guests seized
the opportunity to say to the first
bridesmaid.
ding"
yes. indeed" answered the brides
maid angrily. When I send out invi-
tatiOns to my wedding I shall have
printed on the corner. No babies ex-
nacted- -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04
.@AAHHHAHAAANHAA .

Miss Lena Parker entertained her lit
tie friends very delightfully."- on Friday
evening with a lawn party at her home
on Epson avenue. The lawn was beau
tifully lighted with numbers Of JaDa-
uese lanterns and various games and
refreshments added to the enjoyment Of
the evening.
Those in attendance were: Misses
Eileen Thompson, Ethel Crawford, Ber-
nice Brick, Madeline Pearce, Carolyn
Mary Nafe. Lorine Mayer, Nellie Mae
Bowen. Beatrice stiles, Stella Hits,
Frances Mayer. AIys Robinson, Ruth
Norris. Clifford Rice, Ada SEndefer,
Frances and Genevieve Parker, David
Robinson, Alfred and Charles Wood,
Hicks TOOley Eugene WOmeldOf, For
tuuatUs McGruder, Jack Thompson,
Spencer CarUthers, James Hawkins,
Jack DonOhUe. Donald Grant, Fariss
kim bell, Carter Parker.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04
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The marriage of Miss Ruth Evange-
line Hunter and Edward PaysOn Rankin
viii occur this evening at 8 o'clock at
the First Presbyterian church. Rev.
G. L. Overstreet will perform the cere-
monV
Miss Laura Collier and Grover Multi
ken were united in marriage on Satur-
dav evening at the home Of the brides
parents. 1907 Arizona street, Rev. c. S.
Wright performing the ceremony
Only members Of the family were in
attendance at the ceremony. Both
young people are FL PasOans and viii
The groom is an employee Of the Oar
byshire-EVan foundry
Edward P. Rankin, whose marriage
to Miss Eva Hunter occurs this evening,
was given a farewell dinner on Non
day evening at the Harvey house by
several Of his bachelor friends.
The beautifully appointed table was
decorated with pink carnat lions and
ferns. and the delightful menu was
occasion were members Of the bridal
party. and included Messrs. J. Ia Leh-
man Ben COwan, Walter Hunter and
DIT. B. F. Clutter.
The marriage Of Edgar W. Kayser. Of
FL PasO, and Miss Gladys Dyer was
soIemnized Tuesday night at the home
Of the bride in Waco, Texas. Mr.. Kay
ser is cashier Of the First National bank
Of FL Paso, and his bride Is a sister OF
John Il Dyer Of this city, and has many
friends here. Mr.. and Mrs. Kayser wiz
make a tour of the eastern cities, and
will return to 81 Paso, November s.
Leonard West and Miss Ruth Williams
were married at s o'clock Wednesday
morning IN Grandview by Rev. W. c.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04

No darnfng. no mending; guaranteed
for six months, all weights and cOIors.
Sold only by Bryan Brcs.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04

We clean and dye-Wright.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-10-04

Fresh buttermiIk- FL Paso Dairy Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
LIQUID CURES ECZEMA
WHERE SALVES FAIL

In regard to skin diseases, medical
authorities are now agreed on this;
Don't imprison the disease germs
in your skin by the use of greasy
salves, and thus encourage them to
multiply. A true cure of all ecze-
matous diseases can be brought about
only by using the healing agents in
the form Of a liquid.
WASH THE GERMS OUT.
A simple wash: A compound CT OH
of Winttrgreen, Thymol, and other in
gradients, as combined in the D. D. D.
Prescription. This penetrates ito the
disease germs and destroys them
then soothes and heals the skin as
nothing elst has ever done.
Ia rs cent trial bottle will start thy
cure, and give you instant relief.
DoDSoN'S PHARMACY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
WAVE THOUGHTS
CURED The POET
AT Least Joaquin Miller Thinks
So

San Francisco, Cal, March 1.-"If
recover my former health, | shall have
my daughters telepathic treatments %
thank" said Joaquin Miller, the poet
of the Sierras, as he tottered out .
take his sun bath
The aged man is looking much i'm
proved, and declares that the need for
doctors has passed. Juanita Monica
Miller, the daughter, made wild race
across the continent when she learned
Of the illness of her father. During
her flight from the far side of the
United Sattes, her father says, "she
treated me telepathically and through
the ether my girl sent her sympathy
and it has healed me when the doc
tors in their wisdom asserted that /
was doomed to pass"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
PICKS smith A WINNER
in RACE FOR SENATE
Unless Joe Terrell Wins the
TOga

Waycross, Ga, March Joseph NJ
Terrell or Hoke Smith for senatorial
honors land William G. Brantley as a
candidate for Governor of Georgia in
1912 is the pick of Judge ]. j. Sweat
of this city in an interview given to.
day on the political situation. Having
been on the bench as judge of the old
Brunswick circuit for some time, as
well as having served in the state leg,
islature for years, Judge Sweat has
sufficient acquaintance through the
state to become advised on the state
situations, and after considering mat
ters he has summed them up in his in
terview
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02

"IT CAME AS EASY AS COULD BE-.
warehouse where he worked as ship
ping clerk there was florist who Of
fered tempting bargains.
1t was down on Fourth avenue that
he saw the auctioneer's flag fluttering
in the doorway of an antique shop.
The window showed an array of brass
and copper work, oriental goods of ev-
cry description, among which were
several delicate fans with sticks of
carved ivory. One of these beauties
might be purchased with the So, and
Nellie could carry the dainty toy to the
ball on st. Patrick's night. He decided
to ask the auctioneer to put up the
one with green silken cord and tassels.
To Daniels dismay the price on the
fan went up and up. Several keen
faced men who examined the fan with
knowing eyes contemptuously overbid
the young Irishman's So, and at last it
was sold for $15.
He turned away, disappointed. and
was elbowing his way toward the door
when the words of the auctioneer
brought him to a stop. His Imagination
was fired and his soul was filed with
riot of speculation.
Ladies and gentlemen" yociferated
the auctioneer. Il now offer you a won,
derful bargain. You see before you
what? a little battered vessel of brass
so covered with verdigris that it is as
green as the fellow who misses buying
this bargain at his own price! What is
it? 4 lamp, an ancient brass lamp
see. here is the place for the wick
which was found in junkshop in the
city of Bagdad, Turkey. You all re-
member the story of Aladdin and bis
wonderful lamp? Well. this is said to
be the veritable lamp of Aladdin He
beamed down upon the skeptical up.
turned faces of the crowd.
mo, sir. This is not a gravy boat
It is nothing less than the lamp OF
Aladdin, and whatsoever rubs it hard
will be attended by those-those mys
teal beings who granted every wish
that young Aladdin desired.
"Why don't you rub it yourself?" in
quired one skeptic.
The auctioneer grinned impudently
1.-THE reason don't summon the spirit
of this lamp is because I'm afraid
he'll realize the value Of the bargain
and run off with it as well as the
whole shop. Now, gentlemen, who
will give me q bid ON Aladdin's lampr
1t went up to 30 cents and stayed
there while the auctioneer delivered
another long argument concerning the
value of the ancient lamp. The story
Of Aladdin was repeated to Daniels
interested ears. He had never heard
it before, although some of the people
there seemed familiar with the story
and joked about it.
us that straight" asked Daniel OF
his neighbor
"Of course" returned the other, grin
ming.
iii take a chance on it, then" said
Daniel grlmly. and presently the lamp
was sold to him for the sum OF $l.5O
AS he walked out of the shop with the
bundle under his arm single word
hoated out after him.
"Stungr'
But Daniel did not hear it and walk
ed downtown with a pleasant SENSE
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
The Green
Lamp
a Story For St. Patrick's
Day
By Clarissa Mackie
Copyright by American Press Asso-
citation, 1911

Daniel Delavan sat on the edge of
his bed and clicked his heels in mo-
notonous rhythm. Beside him on the
Counterpart there curled three one
dollar bills. The wavy mirror above
the bureau reflected a handsome face
with worried lines around eyes and
lips. At last he sighed heavily.
ITS the diviI's own luck" he NUT
tered bitterly, with a contemptuous
glance toward the money on the bed.
'Tomorrow's the 18th of March and
Nellies birthday, and me with nothing
but a measly three bucks for her gift
when l was planning to get that ring
with the fine green stone and ask her
What's the use?"
He bumped his broad shoulders
more disconsolately as he recollected
how he had so carefully planned
months ago to buy the emerald ring
for pretty Nellie Burns, who might be
persuaded to wear it in token of their
engagement, provided she gave him a
favorable answer to the question that
trembled on his lips.
He had selected the ring last Octo-
Der in a jewelry store and paid a
small deposit on it. but shortly after
ward there had come an appeal for
help from q relative in the old U0un-
try, and a goodly share of Daniels
wages had gone across the water to
ease the last days of the aged uncle
and finally to furnish decent burial
when the days were numbered.
"She must have something for the
day." decided Daniel, recovering his
usual buoyancy, "if it's only a box Of
candy or the biggest pot of shamrock
can find, and maybe the one or the
other will open the way to say what's
got to be said, ring or no ring"
Daniel shrugged himself into an over
coat and left the boarding house de-
termined to seek the lower part Of the
city, where in the vicinity of the big
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
NEEDLES LONG, PAINLESS "TRIP.
Seventeen Years in a Girls Body Till
1t Pierces Out.

PU;tsyille, Pa, March lit was
sever teen years ago when Miss Mag
git D0rthoy, then a little girl of
years, swallowed a needle. For months
it was thought the accident would
prove fatal, but the needle gave no
indication of its presence in her body
until recently when the young woman
felt a singing sensation in her side,
and the point of the needle emerged.
1t was removed without difficulty.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
Three MONTHS IN JAIL
FOR HAVING 100 PINTS
Macon Tiger Was Given a
Heavy Dose

Macon, Ga, March Three months
in jail for having 100 pints of whisky
stored in his bed room was the SEN
tence imposed upon Son Arnett, a
white man, and a resident of Vineville,
tie fashionable residence section Of
the city, when he pleaded guilty 10
violating the state prohibition law in
the city court here. 1t was not proven
that Arnett had actually made any
sale, although he confessed to violat-
ing he law. He began serving his
sentence Immediately
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
PUPILS Can RETURN TO
DUTIES in SCHOOL
Rule Modified in the Measles
Quarantine

Since all of the children have been
more or less exposed to measles, it
was determined by the Board of Ed
ucation to permit all children who
have not been sick with that disease
to return to their duties in the city
schools. Those who have been sick
with measles must be kept out ten
days from time they were taken sick,
Tie superintendent wa sinstructed to
prepare a schedule, with the advice
of the Board o. Health, of the periods
of quarantine of all contagious dis
eases, and have same published for
the guidance of the public.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
A NOtre Dame Lady's Appeal.

To all knowing sufferers of rheu-
matism, whether musclar or Of the
joints, sciatica, lumbago, 'backache,
pains in TIE kidneys or neuralgia
pains, to write to her for a home
treatment which has repeadily cured
all of these tortures. She feels it her
duty to send it to all sufferers FREE.
You cure yourself at home as thous~
ands will testify-no change of CHI
mate being necessary. This simple
discovery banishes uric acid from the
blood. loosens the stiffned joints, pur-
flies the blood, and brightens the eyes.
giving elasticity and tone to the whole
system. If the above interests yoa,
for proof address Mrs. NJ. Summers.
Box r, Notre Dame, Ind =
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
For Letters of Administration

GEORGIA-Sumter County.
To All Whom 1t May Concern:
Carrie Kendrick having, in prope
form applied to me for permanent Let
tiers of Administration on the estate of
Eli Dorsy, late Of said County, for Il.
Z. Allen, Clerk Superior Court, this is
to cite all and singular the creditors
and next of kin Of Eli Dorsy to be
An{ appear at my office within the
time allowed by law, and show cause,
If any they can, why permanent ad-
minlstratiou should not be granted %
II E. Allen, Clerk OF Superior Court,
sal6 County ou safd estate.
Witness my hand and official sigma
cure, this 9Th day Of February 1911.
JOEzs5 4 U)EB, Ordinary.
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
is A MAGAZINE
TRUST FORMING?
Claimed That Morgan Now
Controls a Number

New York, March Some of the
magazine publishers are declaring thai
the proposal to charge them higher
rates FOR postage is a plan of the in
terests' to punish them for muck
raking.' IN this connection the re-
port also going the rounds that ]. p.
Morgan, King Of the interests, is plan
ming magazine trust" that shall
combat the Undertaking" influence is
Of interest.
Thomas w. Lamont, newest Morgan
partner, has been taken into the firm.
so declare those in New York pub-
fishers row for the express purpose
of putting through The Masters big
scheme to buy or dominate American
publicity, to unite the leading period
icals in one great publishing trust, to
muzzle the muckrakers.
But, there's hope!" read on to the
end.
Who is Lamont? A man of forty
years, keen, physically active, mental
ly alert. He was born in a York state
village Claverack. He patronized the
old swimming hole with the other bows
and went to school to the then famous
Phillips-EXeter academy and finally to
Harvard. His brother Hammnd La
mon had been the we'll known editor
of The Nation. Thomas aspired 10
emulate, and began his journalistic ca
reer on Whitelaw Reds classy muck
raking sheet, the New York Tribune.
Hi snose for figures was bigger than
his olfactory sense of news, so they
sent him into Wall street district to
write financial news"
Park Row never echoed with en-
thusiastic praise of his beats" but
no Wall streeter ever felt panied
over young Lamont's yellow journal
ism. Contrariwise, they liked him.
So Thomas quite the unregenerate
and took up the orthodox gold cha5-
ers He showed talent for organize
ton, and attracted the attention Of
Henry p. Davidson, vice president of
the First National bank. Pretty soon
the Bankers Trust Co. elected Lamont
president. When Davidson quite the
First National, Lamon won his old
shoes and kept them brightly polish
ed.
Gets Interested in Magazines.
About this time Lamont was inter-
sting himself in magazines.
So was ], Pierpont Morgan.
Wien George w. Perkins ostensi-
bly, retired from the Morgan firm the
other day to give freer vent to his
eleemosynary instincts, Lamont sue
ceeded him.
Several years ago Lamont acquired
control of the Crowell Publishing Co.,
to which he supplied money for the
purchase of the Woman's Home Com
panion and Farm and Fireside. A few
months ago he bought a large interest
in the Iron Age, a very influential
trade publication He acquired a big
block of stock in Duffield e Co., book
publishers His associates are in Z.
Appleton & Co His partners own the
Associated Sunday Magazine, with 2,
100000 circulation.
Morgan's contribution to the maza-
zine pool was the Harper publications
the Monthly, the Weekly and Ha5-
per's Bazaar. These he controls as
bondholder of Harper & Bros.
Starting with these two groups
Lamont began quietly few months
ago to get control of the more viriic
and popular publications. Offers were
made to several The American mag
azine has accepted. Others refused,
but more deals are pending.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
Sheriff's Sale.
GEORGIA-Webster County.

GEORGIA-Webster County.
Will be sold before the courthouse
door Of said county on the first Tues
day in March, 1911, between the legal
hours of sale, the following describ-
ed property, to-wit: One bale of cot
ton, No. 70, weight 522 pounds; private
marks, Millard James, in Peoples
warehouse, at Weston, Ga.
Said property was levied on under
and by virtue of a fl ia issued from
the Superior court of said county,
as the property of W. H. King and will
be sold as the property Of the said w.
H, King, in favor of the Deaton Gro
Gerry Co. Terms cash.
This, the Sth day of February, 1911.
c. NJ CHRISTIAN, Sheriff.
9-4t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
Somebody Else's Uncle.

Young Doctor-Hello Don't believe
| have met you since we were both 1t
school, You're looking prosperous.
Young Lawyer-Yes; a rich uncla
died two years ago and came into
possession of nearly 100000.
Young Doctor-Why, / wasn't aware
you had rich uncle.
Young Lawyer-oh, he wasn't NV
uncle He was the uncle of one Of INV
clients,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
For Years Support.

IEORGIA-Sumter County,
The appraisers appointed to set
aside q years support out OF the
estate of George w. Glover late OF
said County, deceased, to Mrs. Genie
west Glover and her two minor chill
dren having filed their return in this
office This is to notify all persons
interested to file objections if any
thew have, on or before the first Mon
day in March or else said return VIII
he made the judgment of this court
Feb. 6, 1911. n o..,,..,.
9-4t-pd
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
For Letters Of DismissiOn.

GEORGIA-Webster County .-,
Whereas ]. NJ Hollomon, Admins
traitor with will annexed of Mary e.
C {; a represents to the Court IN
his netition, duly filed and entered on
record that he has fully administered
laid Mary Culpepper's estate: This is
therefore to cite all persons concerned
kindred and creditors. to snow cause
If any they can, why said Adminlstra-
tor should not be discharged from ms
administration, and receive letters OF
disnission on the first Monday IN
March, 1911. o4'
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
OPENS OFFICES TO WOMEN.
Bill in Norwegian Parliament Only
Bars Them From Army.

Christiania, March 1.-The Norwa-
gian government has introduced a bill
in the Storthing emitting women 10
hold amy state Office, except military
or cleI ical position.
The government wanted to include
clerical POSTS, but the bishops OPP
posed it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
For Leave to Sell Land.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS County.
Mrs. NJ, C. Anderson, Administrative
on the estate of B. V. Lightfoot, having
applied for leave to sell certain real
estate, situated in Leslie, Sumter
County, Georgia, belonging to said es-
tate. Notice is hereby given that said
will be heard at the March
term of this Court, 1911. CAT
February 6, 1911.
JOHN A. COBB, Ordinary
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
rEnRCIA-Snmter County

UIUINT - lWIIIV1I 800.
Mrs. Bessie A. Mcdonald, Admins
tratrix on the estate Of X. NJ. McDOn-
aid. deceased, having made application
for leave to sell the real estate, stu
ated in said County, belonging to said
estate. Notice is hereby given to all
parties interested, that said applica-
tion will be heard at the March term,
1911, of this Court.
Feb. 6, 1911.
JOHN A. COBB, Ordinary.
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
GEORGIA-Sumter County.

H. E. Allen, Administrator of Lizzie
Franklin, late of said County, deceas-
ed, having made application for leave
to sell the real estate of said deceased,
situated in Sumter County, Georgia
Notice is hereby given that said appli-
cation i'll be heard at March term,
1911, Of this Court Feb. 6, 1911.
JOHN A. COBB, Ordinary.
Q-4t-Dd
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
SERVICE AT CALVARY CHURCH.

Evening prayer will be said this af>
ternoon at 400 p. m. Everybody IS
invited The address and services is
for boys in particular
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02
TO THE PUBLIC

= moving my cigar factory known
as the Americas Cigar Co. to Augusta,
Ca, and incorporated as the Dorr
Cigar. Factory, 1 wish to thank the
people for their liberal patronage and
onfdence bestowed upon me- In NOV
ing l will enlarge my business, and
be able to bring out new and advanced
ideas which I have acquired from my
past experience, and which the adj
vanced tastes of the smokers demand.
Ny new brand will be the E & D.
Smoker, and on the market in few
weeks.
Yours very respectfully,
". 7. EDWARDS,
Proprietor Americas Cigar Works.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02

How we fail to admire people who
feather their nests with borrowed
plumes!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02

A woman never has a better time
than when she is doing something that
makes another woman envy her
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-03-02

Making excuses is a steady job for
lots of people.