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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-26
Told by the Troubled Tourist

Should you see a man suddenly side
step or duck as you approach him these
days" remarked the Troubled Tourist
don't think he regards you as highway
man or that he has been vaccinatsd.
Just take a look at his boiled lobster
face and you will see that he has recently
acquired q lovely case OF Sunburn that no
summer around here seems 20 be absolutely
complete without.
That painful sidestep and look OF ex-
IRENE apprehension are merely mute ap-
peals 70 keep off. for he's probably Just
been slapped on the back by some eheerful
idiot at the last corner He feels as
though somebody had scraped his shoulder
blades with a sheet OF sandpaper, and he
is thoroughly enjoying himself. He can't
stretch either arm out straight, and he is
certain he must be a red-hot proposition
athletic looking costume suit with nothing
but straps over the shoulders and the rest
Of IL as shrinking as a violet.
Also he would spend ten minutes in the
water and three hours on the sand, where
he could be properly admired. For that
reason ne gets no sympathy from you,
especially as he tried 70 cool his rapidly
Clustering skin with the sea water, which
made il burn ten times more.
But he had a good tirne on. yes ne
Mad a bully time and whenever he pours
the linseed oil and lime water over his
parboiled arms and shoulders he wishes he
were once more lying comfortably on the
sands. does he not? He does not
And 10 insure his being perfectly com
Portable and enjoying the seaside souvenir
the laundry man has put an extra dash
Of starch into his negHgee shirt sleeves 80
that ne is gently rasped every time he
moves. Whenever he sees a professional
handshaker the kind that grabs your
elbow with one hand and pumps away at
your forearm with the other, he runs and
hides.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-26
Expectations.

Ledger GO his landiAdy IN the eountryl-
am bound 70 confess that after the glow
ing description you gave me OF the neigh
oorhood and the view, I find il rather dif-
terent from what expected.
Landlady-WsI. you're different from
what expected, too.-Lustige Batter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-26
Erudite Explanation.

Teacher-Tommy what is the meaning Of
the word futility7
Tommy-I don't know exactly, but an ex-
ample OF it would be trying to tickle a
turtles back with a chicken feather
Youngstown Telegram.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-26

Another element in the mind OF Christ
was that Of hope. This grew out of His
conception of the possibilities Of humanity
Men were not living upon the highest plane
possible 10 them. They we're suffering the
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
HarrOun May Meet
Milford at Brighton
Sensational Race Planned to Be Run
in Connection with Twenty-Four-
Hour Contest.

NEW YORK, July Z.-Negotiations are
under way to present a special feature
during the Neutrality-suspicious. automobile
race at Brighton beach on August and
8. Promoter E. A. Moross wants Ray
Harroun. winner OF the 50o-mie race at
Indianapolis on Memorial day. to meet
Ralph Milford. runner-up. In a special
event at the same distance, OF course,
Harroun would have the Marmon Wasp,
which he handled at the brick speedway,
and Milford would be at the wheel OF his
versatile Lozer.
The plan Is for these men to race 500
miles while the Neutrality-suspicious. contest
is In progress. A condition is that they are
to start at the same time as the twenty
four-hour cars. At the end of their 900
miles they may continue. taking up the
twenty-four-hour grind II they care to-.
Moross says he Is willing TO put up a purse
OF 5000. Aside from the fact that Harroun
would be meeting Mulford, this race would
not resemble the Indianapolis contest in
any way. In the first place. It would be
driven at night-most OF II. at any rate.
Also, the brick surface at Indianapolis is
vastly different from the makeshift OF
concrete and dirt at Brighton. Motorists
hope, however that Moross will be sue
cessful in carrying out his plans. A TWEEN
V-four-hour race is always a picturesque
ana interesting spectacle With Harroun
ana Milford In competition would be made
almost doubly entertaining
Another feature is promised Bob Bur
man says he will try to drive fastest
night mile in the Bitten Benz. with the
twenty-four-hour race. milford and Har-
roun's machines and the Bitten Benz
roaring around the mile circuit. Brighton
ought surely to see the sensational.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

a result northern wyoming Is infected WITH
the diamond fever.
Diamonds In the rough are not numerous
In the Big Horn towns, and the wouldbs
diamond prospcctors are not rure whsa
they are searching for--many Of them he
ing tho idea that when taken from,the
ground diamonds are ready for the setting
The information that diamonds may be
found in the Big Horn came to Sheridan
In letter from r. Gillette, formerly state
treasurer OF wyoming whose authority
for the statement is n. N. barton OF the
government bureau OF mines. This bureau.
under Mr.. Dartons supervision has been
engaged in a study OF the BIG Horns. es-
pecially as regards the black dykes" NJ
those mountains.
II has been determined that the compo-
sition of these dykes is exactly the same as
that OF the black dykes OF South Africa in
which the great diamond mines OF that
country are located. In South Africa these
dykes come from far down in the earth,
and are like chimneys filled with CLAY
Similar formations are found in the Big
Horn mountains. but Il remained for tho
mine experts to make exhaustive analyses
OF the contents of the dykes. The an
nouncement that diamonds may be found
in the mountains followed the work Of
the bureau.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
Golfers to Be Well
Entertained During
the Transmississippi
Automobiles Are to Be Provided for
the Use of Visitors During the
Entire Week.

Plans for the entertainment OF the visit
ing golfers during the last week occupied
the gerater portion OF the time OF Jerome
Magee and the committee of local men who
are working with him in arranging for the
Transmississlppi golf tournament, which
is to be held in Omaha, August IA to 10.
A special committee has been appointed
to take charge OF entertaining the contest
ants and 1t is the intention of the commit
tee to ulan some sort OF an affair of pecu-
liar interest to golfers for each night of
tourney week. These entertainments are
! to be snappy and to the point and are to
be short so as not to interfere in any way
with the sleeping hours OF the golfers. Al
ready plans have been worked out for sew
eral Of the evenings, but the committee
refuses to disclose any of its plans until
the whole scheme is complete
1t is also planned to assemble a large
number of automobiles which will be at
the service OF the visiting players while
they are in the city. They will be taken
between their hotels and the grounds in
the machines and the system will be worked
out to such perfection that when one Of
the visitors wishes to use a machine he
will be provided with one by the clerk of
the club house and need not depend upon
some chance acquaintance.
The only entry OF Importance during the
week was that of p. J. Edwards of Ri
Paso, Tex, who is reputed to be a large
sized luminary in the golfing consolation.
Edwards, with three other El Paso play
ers, has been making the round OF the
tournaments this summer and the four
have ranked well up in each OF them. The
entire four will play in the Transmissis-
sippi event.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
King Names Cubs
to Win Pennant

BOSTON, July 22--John king, formerly
OF the Chicago Cubs. now OF the Boston
Rustlers, has issued a rather interesting
peRnant forecast Surprising as II may
seem. Killing names the Cubs to win the
pennant-not the Rustlers Reasons why
Chicago viii take another National league
flag are presented most plausibly. What
Killing said follows:
When left the Cubs there was one
thing I wanted to do That was to com
pare them with the other clubs. I could
not do this before without Just a little
prejudice. because l had been with them
for so many years. wanted to ascertain
IL there was not another team which could
take the championship away from Chance.
But 1 must say honestly / do not think
there is.
"Of course, I may be wrong, but II Is
my opinion that Chance still has the best
team in the league. Philadelphia looks
good. and so does the Giants team, but
the Cubs surpass both. Why. Chance does
not seem TO have a weak spot on his club.
His pitching staff is not weak by any
means. Find me set OF twirlers who can
surpass Brown. Reulbach, McIntire, Cole,
Ritchie and Curtis. Look at the way his
team is hitting and fielding II is strong
generally. and that is what counts. PhiIa-
delphia has a good hitting club. but Doom
certainly does not hope to win the bunting
with only Alexander and Moore They
cannot hold up and will not.
= New York il likely to give the Cubs a
battle. but still think Chances men have
IL on the Giants IN aggressiveness and hit
ting and also pitching"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
HOW JAKE GOT INTO GAME
Daubert Plays Ban when Defeated
in Business.

NEW YORK, July 22-Fallure TO obtain
the location desired for cafe was re-
sponsible for Jake Douberts decision 10
make base ball his profession. The Brook
lyn first baseman as boy was employed
in the coal mines In the neighborhood Of
his home In Lewellyn. Pa His father
had been a miner. and Jake and his two
brothers followed in his footsteps Every
opportunity Jake had he was playing bail
He made his professional debut with the
Kane club. which later blew up. He then
threw his fortunes with Marion, another
Pennsylvania team. II was while PLAYING
with Marion that Tom OiBrien. scout for
the cleveIands. saw him and recommended
him 10 Cleveland.
The Marion club like the Kane club.
also blew up and Jake went back TO work
In the mines. Cleveland ordered him 10
report In the spring OF the next year. Jake
says he viii always remember his last
days work as a miner. Through a bit
OF careiessness he was nearly killed. The
superintendent OF the mines told him II
he didn't stick 20 baseball and give up
mining he would chase him out % town
with sun
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
WILL IMPORT ENGLISH GAME
Corinthians Will Come to United
States Next Fall.
CONE WEST as Ear AS CHICAGO
After Playing Series of Games fin
Canada and This Country They
VIII Return in. Sep ~
TENDER.

NEW YORK, July 22.-Designed to aid
in increasing the growing popularity of the
English association foot ball game.
two English and an Australian soccer
team win play series Of games in the
United States and Canada this fall. The
famous Corinthians from London will be
the first to arrive early in August.
The Corinthians are England's finest
amateur players, composed largely OF COL
lege and international foot ballers.
Arriving on August they will play in
Toronto on August 8 and after a tour ex-
tending to many OF the big cities Of Can
ada, including Winnipeg and Vancouver.
they will appear at Chicago on September
8, at ST. Louis ON September r. Philadel-
phia on September 16. Pawtucket Septem-
Der 10 and end the trip against the pick of
the New York state amateur league on
September 10.
A few weeks later the London Casuals
are to arrive and may play in many of
the towns in which the Corinthians ap-
peared. They are to open in Toronto on
September %.
Another visiting team will represent the
Young Australian League OF Boys and will
leave Fremantle for America on August
5. reaching Sydney on August Is and ar
irving at San Francisco on September %.
The party is made up OF forty boys from
l6 TO 10 years old. who are not alone expert
at the soccer game, but can also acquit
themselves well in boxing. swimming,
wrestling. running. etc. Soccer games have
been arranged through the west and in
New York, Philadelphia. Fall River and
Newark. The Pennsylvania league has
scheduled a game for this city.
The Corinthian team will consist of q.
g. Newman, goal; r. n. Turf. ]. e. Smell
and w. u. Timmins English internationally,
II. q. Howell Jones welsh internationally,
r. @. Thomas, P. A. Sergeant and r. r. l..
Bradell. hslfbacks; s. II. Bay (English In
ternationaD. C. e. Brisley. b. o. Corbett
English internationally. A. L. Corbett eng
lish internationally. G. C. Vassall English
internationally, II. C. Naples. H. C. Bache
Cambridge esptain) and L. Bickersteth
Brown, president OF the Corinthian club,
will have charge Of the team.
The schedule of games is as follows: Au-
gust at Toronto, August at Hamilton,
Ont; August al Toronto; August u at
Montreal, August IA at Cobalt. August II
at Fort William. August 10 at Winnipeg
August p at Regina. August "a at Edmon-
ton. August Is at Calgary, August 20 Al
Vancouver, August 81 at Ladysmith, Sep
TENDER at Victoria, September 4 at Van.
eouver. September 9 at Chicago, September
u at St. Louis. September l6 at Phila.
delphia, September Is at Providence, Sep
TENDER 10 at New York.
The team is due to sail for home on Sep
TENDER 20 from New York.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

From this mass of data, in the course
of years, we have evolved new science,
called Strategy in Advertising.
1t comes from combining a myriad
experiences into certain fixed rules of
procedure.
1t has revoIutionized advertising in
our institution. 1t is doing in month
what once took years. 1t is doing
cheaply what once was expensive. IL
is doing safely what once was gamble.
Since the advent of Strategy, based
on endless experience, the whole sci-
ence of advertising has assumed new
aspect.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

BY the time some OF us maze up our
mind they're backing up the wagon.
Being broke can't hurt man unless he
permits himself to get used TO IT,
A knock sticks where a boost slances
ott-but some day thatll all be changed.
The trouble about postponing the day OF
reckoning Is that they make us take a
rain check
The only man who ever denied US the
right TO be happy wore our own hat
me seif-kicker often ships his promise
as perishable freight and then forsets TO
claim em.
The most interesting examples OF cauli-
IloWer ear and smeared nose We have ever
seen were possessed by men who never
H un1ew when they were licked.-New York
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
The Follies of
Advertising
Mistakes That Need Not Be Repeated

There have been countless mistakes
made in advertising, and someone paid
the penalty for each.
Someone learned lesson.
Countless moves have proved very
successful, and someone knows the
reason.
You are using ideas which Others
proved fallacious.
You are making mistakes for which
others paid dearly.
You are doing some things which
other men do better.
And there are many mAneuvers, un-
known TO you, to which other men owe
their success.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

ton drawn out Sweaty and smelly feet,
swollen and tender feet need but few
treatments. Calocide was formerly CON
fined to professional use but can now be
bought by the general public. Any drug
gist has II in stock or will quickly get Il
from his wholesale house. A twenty-five
cent package is said to be sufficient ~
cure the worst feet.-Adv.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23


lowing: dissolve two
tablespoonfuls of Gallo
eide compound in a basin
OF hot water; soak the
feet in this for full fiji
teen minutes, gently mas
saying the sore parts.
LESS time will not give
the desired results.) Re
neat this each night until
the cure is permanent.
THE effect viii be a
revelation. The pain goes
instantly and the feet feel
so good you could sing
with joy Corns and cal
louses can be peeled right
off. Bunions are reduced
10 normal and inflan,mn-
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

Their every maneuver, whether il
failed or succeeded, is recorded in our
Books of Experience.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

off in Wyoming. Another one, localized,
is brewing. A Sheridan dispatch to the
New York Herald says:
The government bureau OF mines has an
nounced that the formation of the Big
Horn mountains lying west Of Sheridan
Is such that diamonds in large quantities
may be discovered In that section, and. as
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

The methods and results are now, for
the first time, set down in book, illus
trated by many examples. 1t is the
most interesting, most helpful book
ever issued on advertising.
Whoever has a selling problem is web
come to this book. The abIest man will
find instruction in it. We are glad to
send it as an insight to this Agency's
efficiency.
Cut out this reminder; put it in your
pocket. Then, when convenient, write
us for the book.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
How to Cure Corns
Home Treatment for Foot Troubles
Brings instant Relief.

The continued irritating effects of ss6flN
feet sometimes involves the whole nerv-
Gus system, developing nei vous disorders
trouble of this kind should never be
neglected. one of the most effective
treatnlents known to science Is the fol
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
DIAMOND DOPE IN WYOMING

Some thirty years ago a diamond boom
was Matched in San Francisco and pulled
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

Suppose you had access to all this
experience-in a thousand separate
lines.
Suppose every question could be an
swered correctly by someone's proved
solution.
Suppose every selling idea, right or
wrong, could be followed by you to it's
outcome.
Suppose q Thousand advertisers
taught you all the lessons of their thou
sand business Iifetin1es.
Don't you think it would help you to
mark your own course5 Don't you
think it would save you mistakes?
We have for decades been in intimate
contact with leaders in a thousand
lines.
We have been their advisers their
eo-wOrlkers-in all that pertains to sell
ing.
We have kept familiar with their
every move. We know every stepping
stone, every pitfaII they encountered.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23

him. but Morris waited his chance for real
fighting. He follows his man, but does
not seem to be worried In any way by the
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-23
A Reminder

to write Lord & Thomas,
Trade Building, Chicago, for
their latest book, "ReaI
SaIesmGnship in Print"
New-York tribune., 1911-11-19
PLAN NEW TRUST COMPANY
Hungarian Banks in Project
Printer To Be President.

A new trust company, 10 be known "a
the Hungarian Trust Company, will soon
be opened in this city. It is being organ
ized by the Hungarian banks, which some
time ago purchased control OF the Hun
garian- American Bank, at No 1F Fifth
avenue, which viii be taken over by the
new institution.
Julius Printer. director OF the Vienna
Bank Verein, will be president and a III
rector Of the Hungarian Trust Company.
The other officers and directors have not
yet been decided upon, but II is probable
that they will include some OF the officers
and directors Of the Hungarian American
Bank
Representatives Of the Hungarian Com
mercial Bank OF Budapest. the Hungarian
Universal Credit Bank Of Budapest and the
Hungarian Discount Bank OF Budapest.
which are the institutions that acquired
control of the Hungarian-American Bank.
viii arrive in this city toward the end of
this month to complete arrangements foI
organizing the new trust company and 10
open it mp. The Hungarian Trust Com
pany. it is stated, will give special atten-
ton 10 the transaction Of business between
this country and Austro- Hungary
The Hungarian-American Bark, which is
to be taken over by the new trust company
has q capital Of s,10000 to which amount
it was increased from $4,000 soon after the
hungarian banks secured control Last
November the bank was made branch Of
the ROYAL Postal Savings Of Hungary. and
as such, by arrangement with the Hun
garian government, holds p per cent Of the
money, amounting 70 approximately so
0100oo a year. which hungarian immigrants
in this country send for deposit I'm the
Royal Postal Savings Bank.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-19
FOREIGN MARKETS.

Liverpool Nov. 1s.-wHEAT-spot steady;
No Manitoba. IS 9d. 80 3. Is Sid: futures
firm: December, Is 2S d March. IS nd. MAY.
e Id. CORN-Spot frm; American mixed
rs AID, futures STEADY January. 5s Sd
February. IS I'd. FLOCB-Wnter patents.
27s Cd HOPS IN London Pacific COAST.
III 5srt12 BEEF-Extra India mess. SIS Sd.
PORK-Prlme mess Western. 96s Sd HAMS
short cut 56s Sd. BACON-CumberIand cut
52s Sd short rib, -56s; clear bellies, j4s' long
clear middlcs. light. Sos, heavy. SOS Cd short
clear backs 49s. sHOULDERs-square, 49s
50 LARD-Primo Western. tierces. as;
American refined. pals, ass Sd. BUTTER
Good United States, 1i2s CHEEsE-Cana-
dian finest white. 70s; colored 70y Sd. tai
LoW-Prime city 35s Cd Australian in Lon
don. 33s I'D URPENTTNE-spirits. 50.
ROSIN-Common los. PETROLEUM-Re-
fined. 6Gd. LINSEED OIL. 3as. COTTON
SEED OIL-Hul refined. spot. sos Sd.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-19
OTHER LIVESTOCK MARKETS.

Chicago. Nov. 1s.-CATTLE-Receipts 600.
steady. 5eeves, 81 40QS9 10; Texas steers. $50
feeders s. 9OaS5 70; cows and hcifers. 81 500
50 IS: calves. s. 504Ss p. HOGr-kecelp. =,
1000; jai0c lower; Aghts, s. so4S5 81 mig. ~
So l5g$6 20; heavy, So 1886 %; ro1sh: 81 l94
So 50; good 20 choice heavy. s3 35uSO %, pis.
s. 7j4$6. bulk Of sales, - 5oaS0 80. sEEEp
sheep. 81 JOqS3 70; Western. s. 63aS3 ~. year
lings. So l5qs4 5Qi native lambs - 'o4>o 20
Pittsbursh. Nov. s-CATTLE-steady. sup
ply rair: choice. 81 5Oas7 7J prime. So 75uSI ~.
veal calves. s. J0G$9. SHEEP AND LtMBS-
cIiIs and common. SiaS2: lambs So J0gS5 20
HOGS-Receipts - double decks lowe; srlns
heavies. 50 65aS6 TO- mediums >o@ 9sa.y
pigs. s. JOqS6: roughs. 80 50aS5- -,...-.. ,-s
Cincinnati Nov. lS.-CAT'T LE- Receipts. a'''
slow and STEADY, az yester LAY prices eiet
S3 JOqS8 70; heifers, s. 50Gs5 30. cows, 81 20
50 30. calves. slow az yesterday closing prices,
s3qSS HOGS-Receips tsli, generally ac
SHEEP AND LAMBs-Receipts. I91. steady
sheep, 81 JOgs5 %, lambs. loGl5c lower s5n
- East Buffalo. Nov. 1s-CATTLE-Recepts
zoo; steady. YEALs-Receipts' 90 slow ana ani
slow and fOQl5c lower. heavy, SO cease %
mixed So 55GS6 co: YOrkers. SBaS5 -; pigs - ~
S5 40. roughs. s. gOdS6. stays. S50S5 50. dairies
SS6Si 20 SHEEP AND LANBS-Receipts H.
S9 ,o5S,, vosTiings Sc 7JqS4. Wethers So J.~I
So 30. ewes S3dS3 30, sheep. mixed, 81 1o1Sa A.
rBy Telegraph 20 The Tribune
ST Louis Nov s.-CATTLE-Reccipts 500
supplv scant. quality common. demand lglt,
prices steady: sales unlmportant. HOGS-ke
ceptg 10000 moderately active az declines or
1OdlJc. choice 200 90 300 y. So 60NS5 81
mix o, sales, SO 3OdSC 30, packers. So lorS6 81.
best lights under 16J fb. 50 lJQS6 ~; fair -.
81 25dS6. best pigs under 10 n. 50 iJQS6 80.
fair 40 s. 25d-g. best pigs S5NSJ ~. common
10 fair 81 2JaSJ SHEEP AND LAMBS. l.e
coipts 800: supply small and 0f common grades
!. ND ffrIrF rfN D.
Gull lambs. So 75GS4 -. sheep 50 lJu%3 30. com
mon sheep. 81 7JE<3.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-19
MORE STEEL CARS FOR L. V.
Railroad Orders Fifty-two for Delivery
in Early Spring.

The Lehigh Valley Railroad has just or
dered ffty-two steel cars from the Pull
man company. Some time ago steel cars
were put in service on the main lne' and
recently the use Of them was extended TO
the branches. Wooden cars are. being rap
idly retired from service and eventually
the Lehigh Valley will operate aH-steel
trains over its entire system.
This latest order is for thirty standard
coaches. twenty smoking cars and two din
ing cars. They are to be delivered in Feb
ruary and March, Everything about the
cars except the upholstery will be metal
and they will be absolutely hreproot.
New-York tribune., 1911-11-19

tary, by these creditors: Vernon Derrick,
$500; Jacob Clark. $500. and +. Myers; SI'
all on assigned claims. Judge hough ,sIo ap-
pointed Elihu Root, jr., receiver; oond sSo'
n was stated that the liabilities were SO,
COO and assets probably N,oo.
SIMON & DAVIS BLOCH. who compose
the Arm OF Bloch Brothers, manuiacturers
of cIoaks and suits, At No. lG Division
street Involuntary. by these creditors:
Aaron II. Kahn. $lE; Morris NJ Les;sler,
seO2. and Louis Skournick, NSs. Liaoiiiues
are 5000 and assets 500 -,
LOUIS j. LANG, dealer IN groceries .ia,,l ana
p,ines AT No. 97 Columbus avenue; Volun-
tarv TJa abilities 81. 4.O97. and assets, N,Olo,
consisting OF stock. 81, 500; horse and wagon
,Soo. dxtiIres. 1865. accounts, $50, and cash.
$50 .ot,o- %
~ fSsI pris,ouy street. The Bronx, volun-
taTv LIABILITIES. s.. 1874. and no assets