The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-05-27

was awarded only Il cents Tor u stolen
kiss. We might perhaps be- able 10 I'M.
der-tand thi, great variance IN value
Il We could see the
During the rcrcni campaign In chi
capo Mrs Carter u. Harrison spent her
time IN writing fairy stories. Not the
ones, however, her distinguished hu,.
hand delivered from the platform.
\ New York woman wears her eS.
tracted yormiform appendix ~ a watch
barn Query. should II be- designated
~ u cut " uncut gem
=
M Obi" man tainted dead away when
told that he was responsible for y pair
of twins Triplrts would 10 doubt
ha," added u new made grave "a u lit
tie henrrd az mounds in the town bury
ing ground.
=
William Jennings Bryan says, "A
good heart ~ h]rnNcn's best git to
man II has been generally believed
that woman held that divine distine.
ton, hut W. 4. evidently thinks that she
has refrigerated Ia second place.
Congressman Mondcll ~ Wyoming
has istrodured q Joint resolution amend
ing the constitution 10 read: "'Thc right
IT citizens shall not be denied OF
abridged hv the iuitci States ~ hv
ANY state nu account at SEX II this
amendment should be- made II il almost
appalling to contemplate the number of
babies that will be- named Mondcll o.
M"ndclla, ~ the sexual ease may be-
hy rnfranchi-cd mammHs'
linn .teHri.s snys he will never Fight
again aud Colonel Roosevelt saws he will
never Ice . candidate again This should
safely land the two o. them 10 full
membership IN the has been elias. at
retired nuiuhlrs.
Ilr told her be- could never voice the
words h. fam would ,peat,
That every tin, h. tried II "u his rour
age .prnng u leah;
That when he gnl"i int" her eyes, blue
~ the skies above,
Aud tried to tell hi, tale. his coward
lips refused :" move.
She gnycd az him with sympathy IN her
rspressiv" eyes.
Mud once or twice her bosom hca,cd
with quit" emphatic signs,
Then, with IA effort at = blush, the
cunning little mousc
Replied ~ guess Won know we've got d
phone IN our houses,
\ud IN lee on the qui yiy" all day 20
morrow. -
\ Cnlorndo Young mollycoddlr asks
the editor Of his home paper It u would
Ice entirely proper for him 10 kiss 60
girl with whom he has been keeping
r,'lpnny tor some tim" lie would Il"
doubt receive q mon" satisfactory an
swcr 4" his query hy referring ih" deli
cate matter to the girl herself,
Nevcr Judge n man hy the healed
wounds in his clothing. \ noble, gcu"r.
Gus heart may ,hroh beu"a'i q patch 81
the seat oil bis pants.
-
Rockland, Mass, has a citizen who Of
Ter, 20 wager sjOc that he rHu eat more
1T one sitting than any other man In the
world. Vt q county fair he would NJ"
donb, win the blue rihhon q. "a prize
hog.
In an article sounding the praises of
Jersey appleiack the New York sun says
II H.:
= Riper than autumn, clearer than the
light,
sweet as young love, It warns but
does not bite.
Il would never become q hibulous fay
orite in the rougher portions of the wild
and woody West, where cactus iuic" J.
held IN high favor; a drink that Is
- Hotter than hudcs, armed with faug-
that bite
The throat by inches in It's downward
flight
From mouth 70 tank, where fumings
from its dregs
Play thunder with the brain aud warp
the legs.
m Eastern woman ~ trial for mur
der became very indignant hccauN" q ."
por,er did not accurately drscrib" her
court dress. II she wrr" Ia he hanged
she would no doubt insist upon a rope
that would harmonic IL color with her
hair.
THE UNKNOWN BLUE AND GREY
tBy wilbur p. Nrshit)
There are unknown graves in the valclys
That the troops NJ war possessed,
where the bugles sounded Tor rallies