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ARCHITECTS.
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in design and construction, end we warrant
our work correct in all respects.
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PRINTERS.
CARPENTERS,

WARNER 5. LEWIS, CARPENTER
contractor and builder, COG Orange 81
Jobbing a Specially. Brick. Stone and Con.
crete work. d. and A. phone, k67s.
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NOTICES.
TAILORS.

9 rANIEY SILKA
- Merchant Tailor
Cleans. Presses, Dyes. Scours and Repairs
Ladies' and Gents Suits
Remember the Place-Ninth and Pine Streets
Del. Phone S565. Wilmington. Del
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HEARD ON
>~s3TH:EI;g -
STREETS
&E~ ~--

Phone 364J if you want any
paper hanging, painting or call
ciminine done. F.. J. Barrett.
Anyone wishing to take q
boy or girl to work for her or
his board during the Science
School year, please notify the
Pres. F. E. Smith.
A son was born, April IA. to
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Olson, of
Lidgerwood.
/ Albert Heley of Lidgerwood,
visited relatives at the county
seat, since our last issue.
Jessie Little of Lidgerwood,
was visiting friends at the
county seat. a few days, last
week.
DR.. and Mrs. Meckstroth are
enjoying a visit from Mrs
Meckstroth's brother and his
brother of Waseka, MINI.
VIM. c. Forman, Jr., editor of
: the Hankinson News. was traa-
sacting business in Wahpeton
last Friday evening.
The southeastern North Da.
kota Educational association
will convene in Mayville to-
morrow. Richland county will
be represented.
This is the time of the year
to give your boy a few acres of
land with team, and seeds,
and see what he will make of
it. It will make him feel Liz e
q man and bind him to the
farm.
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Humor and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
- DUNCAN ~. .ssssTH

PERT PARAGRAPHS.
SOME men run away from home for
the sake Of harmony, and others
stay at home and make row about It.
Many hard headed man by means
OF his qualifications has fallen into 4
soft snap
Perhaps seeing is believing, but
very often hearing is deceiving.
Sometimes we are inclined to love
our enemy for the man he made of us.
Matrimony often sentences a man
to hard labor for life.
Don't worry over little things. and
anything is little If you think go.
We like to have people think well Of
us lot better than we like to de-
serve their good opinion.
The reason why some women never
grow old Is because they never arrive
at the age Of discretion.
Anybody is ready to make peace
when he can no longer war to his own
advantage.
1t is hard enough to bear the trials
OF others That "a tho REAGAN Univ
our own are intolerable.
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= 4 $500
Senator Movius has returned
to Lidgerwood. from West
Baden, Ind, where he went, re
Gently. on account Of Ill health.
He is said to be much improv
led
As the result of a fist fight
over a business transaction in
Lidgerwood, H. D. Landis and
Dan Meyers, aired their differ.
ences in Police Court and Mag
istrate Wolfe ordered Meyers
to put up bonds to keep the
peace, which he flu, nished.
We often hear parents re-
mark, 1.-THE teacher is holding
my child back" This is not a
fact, for a teacher will hardly
risk her reputation as an in
structor to crafty personal
grudge, however disagreeable
a Child may be.
Rev. Johann H. Kunz OF
Hankinson, died at the Brock
enridge hospital, on the 14th
inst. He was pastor of the
German Evangelical church in
that city. Rev. Stelzig of Wah-
peton, preached the funeral
sermon, and interment was
made in Elroy, Ill.
Judge Dow was up to- the
Pelke farm last Saturday.
DairyinR is one of the most
profitable lines in which a
farmer can engage.
Unity Chapter, Royal Arch
Masons, of Lakewood, will con.
fer the Capitular degrees, on a
class of three candidates tomor.
row night.
South Dakota farmers have
over $s0,O0o,000 deposited in
South Dakota banking institu.
tione.
The Weird county fair will be
held at Minot, July 10 and ID.
1t is only through the leg
umes, and through certain low
er orders of plant life, with
which most farmers are not
familiar, that the coil has been
filled with nitrogen, which is
of the utmost importance in
any system of agriculture.
A Ignite briquetting plant,
with a daily capacity of 800 tons
of briquettes and /, 100000 cubic
f-et of gas for illuminating
purposes, heating and manu-
featuring purposes, will be es-
tablished at Minot. 1t is said
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-04-27

Public Drinking Cup.
One who must sip unboiled water
from public drinking cup or die Of
thirst should by all means choose the
lesser evil.
But because the thirsty one must live
Is no reason why he should bite a
chunk out of the glass or chew on the
edge Of the cup as though 1t were a
biscuit.
There is better way. The drinker.
instead Of making funnel Of himself,
may foil the germs II he will place the
edge Of the cup against his chin. then
bend his proud neck to meet the water
halfway and quar- without touching
his lips to the cup. Then he may wipe
OF his chin and he on bis way.
The Difference.
'The difference between a girl and .
widow?"
Eyes. What 10 it,"
"a widow doesn't want Q man to
kiss her."
'No"
mo. She just wants him to want
to kiss her"
How u 10.
1T takes two to make quarrel"
''Only one" ::
'sHow Is that?" II
''The third person. you know"
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Hurrlor and
Philosophy
~ DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

TcnI TAnAonAF0S.
WE are always secretly looking for
the discerning person who is go
ing to one day discover genius in us.
Some men are honest. and others are
rich.
A clever man may be handsome, but
he never parades the fact.
The only person that won't throw
you down Is the one whom you have
securely tied up.
There are lots Of girls who have cul-
dvated nice taste in imitation men.
Having authority and not knowing
what to do with II is a thing that
makes the gods shake their sides with
mirth.
Nobody believes in lying. Perhaps
that's the reason why so many like to
experiment with It.
There are a few sorrows that money
can't bring upon you. but not many.
1t takes hundred cents to make a
dollar. Nevertheless in some quarters
sense is much more scarce than dol.
lars.
The worst thing about falling in love
is that in order to be in a position to
keep it up you have to fall out as often
as you fall in.
congeniaI.
The murmurings Of discomfort
We very often hear
In wayside places here and there
They fall upon our ear
But often their accompaniment
Will be q glass Of beer.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-04-27
HuInor and
Philosophy
D. DUNCAN n. .ssssTs
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

PERT PARAGRAPHS.
HAVING a new dress and a new
gown at the same time is sufficient
to render any woman charming.
So many Of US have to be so horribly
uninteresting In order to stay good.
II a woman's imagination had to
keep pace with her tongue she would
soon be too dizzy to talk.
There Is probably q wrong side to
everything, but it never seems to con-
Germ US.
One way to know when you are not
going to have unexpected company is
to have your house irreproachable and
your dinner good.
The woman who never had any chill
dren is the only one who knows what
to do with them in any emergency.
The man whom you only think you
fool Is the one who fools you every
time.
Only the man who has better suit
at home feels comfortable in the shah.
best suit in town.
If you know how much salary man
draws you can make a, pretty safe
guess on what his wife spends.
You can't be exclusive and popular
too.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-04-27
Draying
and Storage

/ am prepared to store
your furniture, stoves, etc.,
in a good, dry, clean place.
All work guaranteed and
prices reasonable. See me
before storing elsewhere.
PAUL MENG
Dray Baggage Express
Res. I'll Wis. Ave.
Phone 355
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that Twin City capitalists are
behind the enterprise.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lane have again
moved out on the farm. Mr..
Lane says that they will try
aud raise a few potatoes and
beans, and if they have a good
year he believes they can have
something to eat all next win.
ter.
Atty. Wallace and Rev.
Hutchinson were down to the
lakes fishing, last week. ]
don't believe they ought to BE-
asked to tell the number and
size of the fish they caught.
tits clean up time and the city
board of health has ord, red a l
rubbish and manure to be
cleaned up. This is something
that every citizen ought tc do
and at once, as warm weather
comes these manure and gar
bage piles become a menace to
the health of our citizens.
Little Miss, pretty Miss,
Blessing light upon you.
If I had fifty millions,
You'd let me spend it on you.
Reader, when you are pre-
pairing to come to town to do
some trading, just pick up your
home paper, glance at the ad.
vertising columns and see who
wants your trade. We guaran-
tee that they will save you
money. The man who adver.
tises certainly has inducements
to offer you, or he would not
ask you to call and see him be
fore buying.
ACatholic Order of Foresters
was organized at Paramount
last week, with membership
of So.
An exchange has discovered
that a poor girl has to be aw-
-ully good looking to he pretty,
and a rich girl has to be aw-
fully homely to be ugly. 1t
might have been added that a
poor man has to be awfully
smart to be intelligent and q
rich man almost a block head
to be ignorant.
Bad company is like a nail
driven into a past, which after
the first or second blow, can be
drawn out with little difficulty;
but once driven up to the head,
the pinchers cannot take told
aud draw it out, which o 1ly
can be done: by the destruction
of the wood. You may be ever
so pure. but you cannot associ-
ate with bad companions with
out falling into bad order.
From bad air we take disease;
from bad company, vice and
imperfection.
The poorest policy and the
worst economy is to keep the
children out of school. Every
day has it's manifold effort; the
kno Wedge to be gained on that
day is missed; pupil thrown be |
hind becomes discouraged, has
it's bad effect on the class and |
the very habit is to be avoided.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-04-27

Only q Little Apparent.
whats the matterY'
81 am lost in thought"
''You astonish mel!
ut is a fact. though"
"Curious how little it takes to throw
you of your balance"
Fresh In Her Mind.
II can't remember the dates In an.
Client history"
"Look in the book"
"Too much bother"
"Ask your Aunt Sarah. then. She
ought to remember"
"John. did you see Mrs. Sweller's
new hate.
EYES,"
"What do you suppose 1t costr
: swell. 1t 10 ugly enough to have cost
800"
Cured.
II sleep well now"
II heard you had got your debts
paid"
He wanted to bs left alone,
Nor u the waits would he attend her.
tor he had troubles Of his own.
His fate hung there by one suspender.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-04-27
Matter Of Direction.
What Is your progress?

What is your progress?
Where are you tendingf
Are you advancing.
Outposts extending?
II you are moving
Where Is the showing7
What's the direction.
Coming or going?
No one is standing
Still for q second.
. Backward or forward
Progress Is reckoned.
Is your completed
Work on inspection.
Or are there other
Worlds for subsection?
Only with constant
Toiling and spinning,
Making and mending.
Cometh the winning.
Minds that are listless,
Hearts calmly>beating,
Hands that are weary.
Mark tho retreating.
Only the patient.
Straining and striving,
Minds at attention,
Make for arriving.
Valleys upturning.
Mountains o'erthrowing.
What's your direction.
Coming or going?
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osnsrosity.

"Could you let me have pair of old
shoes? am starving"
"Sure, and l can give you receipt
for cooking them too"
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Never Listens
to Herself.
"She talks an
awful lot, doesn't
she?"
Yes: I Should
think It would
make her deaf"
But she nev@.
hears what sha
says" !;
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WOvtuS
Spring Is here in all it's splendor
Help In many ways to render
With its promise true and tender.
Not like winter, old offender.
Winter bursted suspender
On q truly awful bender
When our cash and coal were slendsa
For 1t we should wear q fender.
Not like that its lines will render
Spring. the healer and the mender,
Creature Of the softer gender. 4,
We will be its strong defender.
After that alluring spasm
Possibly We may DO pardoned
For soft and noiseless dropping
Into blank verso for Q minute
Just to catch our breath and reckon
Where we're at and where we're Eoino
To resume. az We were saying.
Spring Is hero andri y displaying
Charms that several tons are woiGhtine
Winters forces are decaying.
Now has como the time for playing.
Would that we could 60 a-Naying!
But We must get down to drayin6.
Time has come: there's no delaying.
This by very easy stages
Gets us right down to our subject.
Mans q restless. rowing creature .
He must pack his bag and baGgago
SA0o Win III HiS BVO0o 3u0 CuettlSs
With the members Of his family,
HE him of TO other quarters.
Two years in one mansion staying
Would subject him. he 70 certain,
70 the ridicule OF neighbour.
Now the time has como for dittine.
In one place he can't be sitting.
90 the pike no must be hitting
For q place that seems moro fittinG.
And. though priyat0ly admitting /.
That the house that he u quitting
Doesn't nesd 20 much refitting
That It justified his blowing,
But to fate he 10 submitting
And u going. going. going.
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Explained.


"Did you know homely men are in.
variably happy?'
Happy"
EYES,"
mo; didn't know 1t. Why is it?"
Because on the face of it you can
see that their wives are easily pleas.
ed"
Tho Difference.
Here's where 1t Is better to have
photograph in the house than a wo.
man."
where"
I'm this. You don't have to buy the
photograph a new hat every time the
wind changes"
Human Mature. /:
II don't mind working"
"You don't?"
mo"
''Then what under the sun are you
always growing about 1t for?"
Because I have to work."
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All Visible.
A silly creature was the girl,
Insipid. dull and fiat,
For there was nothing on her mind
Except new spring hat.
Enough.
"She refused to marry him."
"What was the reason?"
"He was'
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-02-10
THE GRAIN MARKET.
Modern Miller.

Weather conditions are favorable
except in Oklahoma and southern Kan
sas. where drought continues and
where winter wheat is reported in
poor condition, needing moisture.
Rains have fallen in Texas.
No complaints come from Nebraska
nor the states east of the Missouri
river and south of the Ohio river.
Occasional reports of Hessian fly in
wheat come from southern Illinois.
Liverpool Grain.
Liverpool, Feb. 10.-Wheat opened
firm. offerings light and good support
in May. Following the opening. buy
ing was due TO the light shipments
from Argentine and especially to the
United Kingdom, no increase in the
Argentine visible. firmness in Buenos
Aires at the close yesterday. and the
fact that plate offers are pence dear
er: receipts for three days are light
and spot market is firm with an i'm
proved demand. The continent is max
ing inquiry for cargoes on coast which
are held al y TO advance The firm
ness in Winnipeg was also factor for
the steadiness. Just before midday
there was some realizing and prices
declined d TO a on the larger Aus
tIaiian and Indian shipments and fore
casts Of larger worlds shipments than
last week At this time the market
vas easier, but = TO q higher than
yesterday.
Corn u higher on the firmness in
American offers, offerings very light.
Argentine shipments light, and the ad-
ance in Buenos Aires at the close in
ducing the firmness.
Chicago Cash Grain.
Wheat-No 2 r 1914 d941z, No. 3 ?
91A a 81, No. 2 INV s314 as5, No. , hw
s2Gs4. No. 1 ms 1907 a 1924. No. =
ms sTd1O2. No. 3 ms 97dIO0. No. 2 :
g. G99. No. 3 S 92097. VIC s56s7. dur
I'm s5G s21z.
Corn-No. 2 46h G47. No. 2 " 49,.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-02-10

said excitedly. and was the guy with
her gray haired and carried a gold
beaded Gamer
Yes"
when you was talking TO Doyle
here and we was planted there"-he
indicated the portiereS-'1 saw them
pass here going toward the depot"
Valentine stopped short in his nerv-
Gus pacing. He glared in astOnish-
ment at the old thief, who stood at
one side of the room gripping the rim
Of a SLOUGH hat, one that could be
pulled down over the eyes, TO partial
" conceal the face when the wearer
was in a public place.
They went TO the station" Valen-
tine gasped. 'sThen-they-are-no
coming-to-to'-
Red saw the impression Avery's
words had made on his former pal.
He saw that possibly very little would
now be needed to cause No. 1899 to re-
turn to the old ways with the old
friends.
'Surest thing you know, Jimmy"
he announced. II saw them too. She
had on a shimmery dress with pink
flowers in her bonnet. and she looked
perfectly happy. too. like she was glad
to get away from this town"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-02-10
Personal Points

Anthony Pardon, 1927 Nineteenth
avenue, South Heights, is confined
70 his home by illness.
Mrs. Harry Strasberger and chilli
of Parson, Kan, are here for visit
of several days with relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wendt. 1901
Second street, are the parents of a
baby girl who arrived al their home
this morning.
Mrs. c. C. TFuesdale, who has been
visiting with friends and relatives here
for the past month, viii leave for her
home al Buffalo, y Y, this evening.
Dean ] j Quinn of St Josephs
church attended the exercises held
yesterday marking the dedication OF
the new Catholic church at Dunlap, III.
J. Francis of Chicago. general
passenger agent of the Burlington
road, was in the city today. He was
accompanied by F. A Hart, general
agent at Clinton.
President II. n. Sexton and Rating
Secretary Charles COZ have return
ed from Rockford, where they repre-
scented the Rock Island Business Mems
association at the annual convention
of the Illinois State Retail Mer-
chants association.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-02-10
1t Grows Hair
Here Are Facts We Want You
to Prove at Our Risk.

Marvellous as it may seem, Rexall
go Hair Tonic has grown hair on
heads that were once bald. or course
in none OF these cases were the hair
roots dead, or had the scalp taken on
glazed, shiny appearance
Rexall ~93" Hair Tonic acts scien tiff
cally. destroying the germs which are
usually res possible for badness II
penetrates TO the roots of the hair,
stimulating and nourishing them. Il is
a most pleasant toilet necessity, IS
dehcately perfumed, and will not gum
or permanently stain the hair
We want you TO get a bottle Of Rex
all $50 Hair Tonic and use il as di-
rected- If it does not relieve scalp ir-
remove dandruff. and prevent
the hair from falling out and promote
an increased growth OF hair. and in
every way give entire satisfaction.
simply come back and tell US, and
without question or formality We will
hand back TO you every penny you paid
US for it. Two sizes, 80 cents and
SIo0 Sold onlF at our store-The
RexaH store. Tue T. H. Thomas Drug
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-02-10
HIT BY STREET CAR;
HAS LEG BROKEN
Bert Willis of Davenport Meets
With Accident While Driving
Wagon in Moline.

Bert Willis, member of the Saliva
ton Army Industrial Relief corps of
Davenport, met with a serious accident
in Moline this afternoon at 2 o'clock
while driving along in his supply wag-
on. He was coming down the hill on
Fifteenth street. An Elm street car
came down behind him, forcing him TO
get out of the tracks. The wheels of
the wagon refused TO leave the tracks,
however, and as the car could not
come TO a stop in time, there was
collision. Willis was thrown out and
the wagon was smashed and the con-
tents, which included War Crys" and
old clothing were scattered about the
street. Willis landed on the fender of
the car. His left leg was broken just
above the ankle. He was removed to
the city hospital in the ambulance.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-02-10
CALL FOR MEETING
OF BOARD Is ISSUE
Supervisors Are to Be Asked to
Authorize Borrowing of Money
to Pay Salaries.

County Clerk H. B. Hubbard issued
this morning, a call for a special meet
ing Of the board of supervisors for
Feb. IA. In order 10 have n special
meeting it is necessary that II mem
bers of the board sign a request for
one and the requisite number was Sc
cured yesterday afternoon. The meet
ing is at the request of the finance
committee, which has completed ar
engagements through County Treasurer
W. H. Whiteside for borrowing money
with which to meet the payroll until
the spring taxes are collected. Mr..
Whiteside has stated that several
bankers have agreed to loan the
money and all that remains to be done
is to have the board issue the neces-
sary warrants.