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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-06-30
Church Wedding.

Miss Amy Eastwood and Mr.. Herbert
Fuller were married on Wednesday even
ing at the Church OF the Messiah Rev.
Frederick |. Collins performed the cere-
mony, which was witnessed by a large
company OF invited guests. The bride is
well known in musical circles and is the
pianist OF the Shubert Ladies Orchestra
Mr.. and Mrs. Fuller on their return from
their wedding tlip, will reside at q Whit
tier avenue.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-06-30
Silver Wedding.

Mr. and Mrs. William II. Smith No. ,
Houghton Street, celebrated the zsth
anniversary Of their wedding on the even
ing Of June 10th, quite a display Of silver
was presented to them. There were near.
Iy fifty guests At the wedding, mostly their
brothc's and sisters and their families.
The following named were present: Rev.
Harry $. McCready, Pastor Of the Roger
Williams Baptist Church, Mr.. and Mrs
Frederick a. Smilh and family and Miss
May Harper, Mr.. and Mrs. James Smith
aud family, Mr. and Mrs. Herbert !. Smith
and family, Mr. and Mrs. George a. smith
and family, Mrs. Ellen lsom, her son Frank
and Miss Eva Looman, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank n. Barnett aud family, Mss Emily
VI. Smith and Mr.. Willis w. White
At the same place at seven O'Clock, Mr..
William ~. Smiths youngest sister, Miss
Emily VI. Smith and Nr willis W. White
uf Johnston were united IN marriage by
Rev. Harry ;. NcCready. The bride was
given away by her oldest brother, Fred. A.
Smith and her FIVE eldest neces, Misses
LILLIAN VI. Smith, Nellie X. Smith, Lilly
D.. smith, Bessie p. Smith and Bertha T.
smith acted =, flower girls. A wedding
supper followed he ceremony and later
came a reception, which va merged With
the reception accorded 70 Mr. and Mrs.
Smith. The evening was passed in social
converse, vocal and instruments. selections
being rendered by many Of those present.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
Gems of Wit, Wisdom and Eloquence
MARRIAGE (Humorous).
Rv Josh BILLINGS.

tew state that every boldly don't win
But, after all, married life IL fu'i
az certain az the dry goods dizziness.
No man kan swear exackly WHARF
he will fetch up when he touches cal
leo.
Kno man kan tell jist what calico
haz made up its mind tew do next.
Calico don't kno even herself.
Dri goods ov all kinds IL the child
OK circumstances.
Sum never marry. but this IL jist az
risky. the disease IL the same, with
no other name to Ii.
The man who stands on the bank
shivvering. and dassent, liz more apt
tew ketch cold than him who pitches
hiz he'd fust into the river.
Thare IL but few who never marry
bekauze they won't, they all banker
and most ov them starve with slices
oy bread before them (spread on both
sides) list for the lack ov grit.
Marry yung, liz mi motto.
| hav tried II, and kno what | am
talking about.
II emmy boldly asks yu Will yu got
married if IL needs bel, tell him yu
don't reccollekt.
Marriage liz a safe way to gamble
| II WI win, WI win pile, and II yu lose
va don't loze emmy thing, only the
privilege ov living dismally alone, and
soaking yure own feet.
repeat II, in italicks, marry young.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
The IdoIatery Of Judge Worship.

To the Editor OF The Times: A few
for some time been venting their In
dignation at the law which requires
the judges of our supreme court To
reside In Lansing; an inferior town,
the capital OF an inferior state known
as Michigan. They say that such "A
statute is unconstitutional
bar the controversy on this point.
"unconstitutionai" is a word that coy
ers a multitude of sins. and know
OF a lawyer who recently declined TO
pay a laundry bill on the ground that
IL was unconstitutional.
Beyond that. as a matter OF fact,
the lawyers and newspapers who
practically wish the supreme court
| Judges 10 be knights Grant, have so
extravagantly exalted the function Of
| the supreme court judges that we are
/ forcibly reminded OF this saying OF
Solomon: A compliment may be so
out OF proportion that IL might
amount to an insult II its recipient Is
only endowed with average common
sense"
Mr.. Otto Kirchner very aptly re-
marked at the recent meeting OF the
association OF the Detroit Bar that
the reason for requiring the supreme
court Judges OF Michigan 10 reside al
Lansing, was for the best interest oil
the people. and that il was so repre-
sented by the judges OF that cour'
when their yearly salary was increas
ed from $4,000 to $1,000. The supreme
court is composed of men like We
who have received no especial gin
from heaven.
An election to their exalted ONCE
does not de facto" make them any
wiser. or better than they were
when in the private walks OF life.
All that can be said is that they
have the authority bestowed on then
by law. not by heaven. TO end GU
controversies whether they are RICH
or wrong in their decisions.
This means that II is good publi'
policy to end litigation somewhere b,
final authority and no more.
Yet. the adulators of the suprem
court judges try TO make them be
lieve that SO soon as they get on tn
bench. they know everything and ar
infallible.
Backed by the wise saying of Sole
mon and human experience. ! repea
that the Incorporate batteries bein
now showered on the judges OF tn
supreme court are an insult which b
all means should be rebuked by tn
gentlemen on whom they are unload
ed.
IL II is so great hardship and sell
sacrifice TO live in Lansing. tn
Judges who cannot stand IL are a
full liberty to send in their resigns
ton.
II the policy of the greatest goo
10 the greatest number is sound, Their
can be no doubt that the judges Q
our supreme court should reside a
Lansing where they are expected I
confer with each other and rende
their decisions after mature delibel
, alton.
II that Is too exacting on any OF tn
present supreme court judges, tn
people do not require him TO sacrific
himself to his country, and he is a
full liberty to quit.
Were it true that living at Lansin
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13

Wooden Company IL its advertise
ments presented in the strongest,
simplest manner-so that even the
MOST OBTUSE EDITOR could un-
derstand 1.-THE reasons why Seized
ule K is better for the country at
large?
And wouldn't the NATURAL
place for such advertisements be in
the DAILY NEWSPAPERS?
THE magazine proprietors them
selves, a month ago. had TO use the
newspapers Of the country for q sim
liar purpose. and DID CONVINCE
many OF the editors Of the country
that their side OF the question was
right.
Keep up your commercial adver'
tisements, gentlemen, they are good
But IL you want to influence PUBLIC
ESTEEM come out In the open and
advertise for It,"
All of which is absolutely
SOUND BUSINESS DOC
TRINE, and the sooner corpora
tions adopt it the better it will
be for them and the public.
(To Be Continued.)
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
THE COVENANT.

God smiled: across the darkened sky
Arched a bow that shall never die.
And bordering It's beauteous bands
Bright stars, nodded by His own hands,
Encircled in the bow a name
Stamped on the world by deeds Of
fame
Gods battle-ground: America
And as We In the battle die
With eyes and hopes turned 10 the
sky
Wen carry In Eternity
stamped on our souls America
Though foreign lands our feet may
roam,
Deep in our hearts well long for home.
While through the mists Of home sick
We view the glory OF the years
Shall e'er renecI the mighty bow
The symbol OF America.
Gods hopes are conferred in our lard
His covenant shall ever stand,
- even in Eternity
Wen dream OF home. America.
Almighty God we pray, to Thee:
BE Thou our guide on land and sea;
Thou art the truth. Thy ways are just;
o. King OF Kings I'm Thee we trust!
Rebuke US. Lord. II we forget
Thy covenant. be with US yet
And consecrate America
white hopes OF men and marty r.
blood
Are flashes from tho throne OF God
The meaning in Eternity
Is mirrorrfd in America.
Alice Morse. River Rouge.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13

Marriage IL a fair transaction on
the face ov il. But thare IL quite too
often put-up jobs in 1t.
IL liz an old institushun, older than
the pyramids, and az phull ov hyrogii-
picks that nobody kan parse.
History holds its tongue who the
pair wax VINO fust put on the silken
harness, and promised tew work KIND
In it. thru thick and thin, up hill and
down, and on the level, rain or shine,
survive or perish, sink or swim,
drown or iote.
But whoever they waz they must
have made a good thing out oy II, or
So nanny ov their posterity would not
hav harnessed up since and drov out.
Thare liz a CRATE moral grip in mar
| riage; Il IL the mortar that holds the
soshull bricks together
But thare amt but darn few pholks
who put their money in matrimony
| who could set down and Civ a good
written opinyun viii on arth they cum
to did IL.
Sum marry for buty. and never dis
kover their mistake; this IL lucky.
Sum marry for money, and-don't
see II.
Sum marry for pedigree, and fee
big for six months. and then very
sensibly cum tew the conclusion thai
pedigree Amt no better than skim
milk.
Sum marry tew pleze their rela
shuns, and are surprised tew learI
that their relashuns don't care cus'
| for them afterwards.
Sum marry bekause they hav biz
| highsted sum WHARF else; this IL
| cross match, bay and a sorrel; PRIDE
may make 1t endurable.
Sum marry for love without cen
in their pocket, nor friend In thu
world, nor a drop ov pedigree. This
looks desperate, but II IL the strength
ov the game.
Sum marry rakes tew convert them
This Is little risky. and takes
| smart missionary TO do It.
Sum marry coquetts. This liz like
buying a poor farm, heavily mort
| gagged, and working the balance o.
yure days tew clear oph the mort
| cages
| Married life has its chances. ant
this IL just what gives 1t favour
| Everybody luvs tew phool with tn
chances, bekause every boldly ex
pekts tew win. But am authorize,
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
EDMOND JONCAS.
Detroit. May II, 1911.
Another Kind Of Advertising.


To the Editor of The Times After
reading the articles You have publish
ed day after day entitled, "Advertis'
ing Talks" by William c. Freeman
wish to say they are the finest ar
ticles have ever read In any newspa-
per. All OF the articles that have APP
peared in The Times have been In;
teresting although there is one when
appealed TO me more than any other'
On Tuesday. May 3. William c. Free.
man stated I'm his Advertising Talk.
that there is some firms who advertise
In the papers who wish TO make the
public believe they are getting some
thing for nothing" | certainly agree
with Mr.. Freeman. that there Is no
firm or company giving something for
nothing There are lot OF people
who look for these ads that are paid
\ for by firms who wish TO make them
| believe they are giving something for
nothing. but who, on the other hand
are the firms that rob the people.
There is plano firm in this city
which has puzzles published In the
various newspapers, giving gold
watch diamond ring. chest OF silver.
etc | have answered several puzzles
! Just TO see what kind OF game this
f, firm is playing on the public. For a
reward or prize. have received some
old purchase check. which isn't worth
the paper II is printed on. The check
was for one hundred and thirty dol
lars, and, they said, was the largest
purchasing check ever issued"
know OF several that have received
the same kind OF letters. | think this
Is one cheap way Of getting acquatnt-
ed with the people, which they state
Is their idea In giving something for
nothing. They stated In their letters.
which they sent me. that for this pur'
chase check OF theirs and forty-seven
dollars, they would give me piano
that sold originally at four hundred
dollars, and also give me gold watch
free. This makes a gold-brick game
turn away with envy. This piano firm
ought 10 head William C.. Freeman
Advertising Talks" which appear In
The Times only There Is world
OF good for this piano firm II they
would read these articles. and they
would also learn the difference be-
tween clean advertising and this look
ling for christmas" stun. Hoping The
Times will publish this. and wishing
Won all the success you deserve. also
thanking you in advance. ] remain.
ERNEST F. GREINER,
% Dettloff Court.
Detroit, Mich. May IL. 1911.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
ADVERTISING TALKS.
tContinued from page ID

ments Of its wooden textile products.
Golfers Weekly after discus
sion with the advertising agent send
ing out the advertisements, accuses
the Wooden Company OF attempting
to use these advertisements to pur-
chase the silence Of the publications.
on the subject of Schedule X. OF the
Payne-Aldrich tariff bill.
I'VE cannot credit the American
Wooden Company with such SHORT
SIGHTED advertising policy. II APP
parently BELIEVES in the mooted
Schedule X. Ii MUST have sound
reasons for this belief aside from sell
fishness alone BUT THE PUBLIC
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THESE
REASONS ARE.
Wouldn't 1t be a much better adj
vertising policy for the American
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
From Another Point of View

cucumbers cheaper To cholera morbus greetings
be spot card at the
coronation Of king
Hungarian playwright is troubled with
he take Of his plays?
The trout coming old Or
simply running the scales
OF
wills the hour the funeral
Chicago in 1891 has just reached Saut Ste
telling
to forget under the Ice box
n suddenly terminated by
man
We migh
clean out tn
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13

means the life OF trappist. the PEG,
pie OF Michigan will lind many anu
many competent lawyers anxious 70
forsake the world. its pomp and Vahl'
tiles in order To become contrite her'
mits i'm the desert of Lansing uhaer
the garb OF friars going by the name
OF judges of the supreme court vi
Michigan at the nominal salary oil
s. 600 wear.
No law.abiding citizen contests the
high respect which should be shown
To- the judges. but when oyer-Zeaious
friends put them on pedestal DC
yond the gaze OF human beings the
judges ought TO be the first TO cry
out: Stop" and order contempt o.
court proceedings against their idola'
tors.
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
THE WORLDS BEST

THE WORLDS BEST
LIMERICK REVIVED.
There was young maid who said
why
Can't look In my ear with my eye?
II ! give my mind 10 IL,
I'm sure can do II:
You never can tell till you try
Foolish Questions:
CANTO SIX.
When on an icy street you slip,
Despite your cautious crawl,
AS you come to, faint voices say,
Hello, friend, did you fall?"
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13
EDITORIALS BY THE PEOPLE

expression OF oph
fu land from
The Detroit times., 1911-05-13

"0h, from Detroit, ehl What a
fine city you have there. Your grand
river; beautiful Belle Isle; your de-
lightful boulevards; your well-kept
parks; your wide streets and pretty
homes. Certainly fine city"
Ever been away from home among
strangers, made it known you were
from Detroit and heard something
like the above2
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-30

ing, will produce perfectly poached" egg, with the white solid jelly mass and yolk fluid. The poached egg gen. erally produced is only fit for the con- sumption of an ostrich.
 How to Poach.
 A good thing to remember when poaching an egg is to use small pan, so the albumen will not spread over a large surface and dissolve, or, being much thinner than that near the yolk, cooking much more quickly and likely to be tough; in this case. cut off this part and discard it. A little vinegar, added to the water. will prevent the albumen, from being dissolved, which is more apt to occur where eggs are not strictly fresh. A strictly fresh egg is but day old, fresh eggs are week old, and all others cannot be called by either term. An excellent test for eggs will be found in placing them in cold water. The freshest eggs will settle to the bottom and lay on their sides; the more they tip or float, the older they are, as this tipping or floating shows that evaporation h-s taken place in the contents and air asSfound its way through the porous shell. t
 The flavor of eggs does not always depend on their freshness, for they are influenced more or less by the char acter of the food eaten by the laying hens. This fact has been established by the New York State experiment sta tion in its researches on the effect of different rations on the eggs The au- thor has had the experience with hens feeding on wild onion tops, decided onion havor being detected in the eggs.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-30
NEW RECIPES FROM
 FOREIGN COUNTRIES
Delicious Onelets for Breakfast and Luncheon-ToCtha some Desserts for the Family Table and
 Formal Occasions

are firm. Remove from the cups 64s slipping 8 thin -b1aded knife about th0i sides. and serve with a sauce. plaiu3 cream or just the pulp of oranges from4 which all the white membrane ha0| been removed. Sweeten with sugar. and dispose it about the custard4. {
 Nodded Eggs. S
 Butter small cups or timba1e molda7 then sprinkle with minced green parsA ley or chives. Then drop raw e9A4 into each. Place little salt and small piece of butter on each and set in q pan of hot water that will como to a1 third of the top: cook in moderated oven for ten minutes. or long enough to have the white firm. but not har4 and tough: turn from the molds and cover with a white or tomato sauce. A French omsIet with Onion ana
 Parsley.
 5 Beat the whites of i've eggs very stiG and set aside in a cool place; beat tho yolks well with salt, pepper, buttex the size of a walnut, two tablenpoo04 fuls of cream, a dash of nutmeg, oned half teaspoonful of onion juice and one tablespoonful of chopped parsley1i Add these carefully to the whites and cook in hot butter. When the eggzI are little set on the bottom. tip theI pan towards the handle. and with q fork stir the mixture oR the bottoml in large flakes. When the mixture i1 all cooked, but soft, pile the scrambled part on the smooth part, making 1tl high in the centre. Turn tho 0melet on a dish and serve at once. By beatJ ing the yolk and white separately thA lot so 1nf fxs
 Egus on Meat Pattses.
 Chop half pound of beef. half pound of veal, and one-Quarter pound of saln fat pork, or put all three meath through a grinder, using the coarsa cutter Mix with salt, pepper to sea- son, and form into small cakc1; roll in flour and saute in butter or broils Serve poached egg on top of each one. Or form the cakes into little shal< low wells and bake in a hot oven1 basting with melted butter and very little water. When almost done draw the pan to the edge of the oven and drop an egg in each well, returning i'd the oven to cook until the eggs arG firm, basting with q little plain buttex
 Baked Eggs.
 Gut hard-cooked eggs, after shellineY 1engthw1Se and lay them In q bucteFe4 dish. Cover with white sauce and sprinkle with buttered bread crumh and grated cheese: brown in hot oven. Serve in the same dish.
 smothered Eggs.
 Tke shirred egg dishes or plain sd cers may be used for these. Pour jual enough stewed. seasoned and straiue( corn liquid to cover the bottoms q the dishes, then slip an egg in the cen1 tre; dust with pepper and salt an4 place in a moderate oven; when a th2f film begins to form on the yo1k pod over each tablespoonfU of hoq strained corn liquor: then bake unx4 white is firm, but not t0ugheued variety of this dish may be secured bJ varying the vegetable, tomato, spinach clam or oyster juice, making del4 ciOus combination
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-30
EGGS IN scALLoP SHELLS.

making them unfit to use for anything but an ''onion omelet." Therefore we can see that fowls should be carefully fed.
 In some households the routine boiled, poached and fried" egg never varies, although there are hundreds of other ways in which to serve this food, some simple, others elaborate enough for feast. The following may be old acquaintances, with new frills which may be found an inducement to the housewife:
 shirred Egg.
 Butter the dishes, place the eggs in, dust with pepper and salt, pour a tea spoonful of melted butter over each yolk and set in oven until firm.
 Eggs in ScalIop Shells.
 Cook fresh eggs for about twenty minutes, and at the end of this time the white should be a solid jelly and the yolk soft. Roll the eggs gently on table to crack the shell, but not to burst it, and remove the shells, leav- ing the interior whole. Place an egg in the centre of shell filled with a mashed, seasoned potato, whipped to extreme lightness and whiteness with a fork. If this vegetable is put through a piping tube it will be attractive enough for company dish. The com bination of egg and potato is 'particu- 1arly pleasing. It is not necessary to serve it in escallop shells, small shall low dishes doing duty as well; but every housekeeper loves to see novel dishes, even if she may not own them, and these shells are so low that many housekeepers of moderate means own
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-30
Things That Need Oil.

One wise housekeeper has constantly at hand a large can, Fig. l, filled with heavy machine oil. It is made of heavy sheet steel similar to those used in shops and factories, and is much more durable and satisfactory than the light tin ones usually seen. After once realizing the necessity for it, she has had the pumps for well and cistern, as well as the clothes wringer and cream freezer, thoroughly oiled once each month. Only a drop or two is required for each bearing, but care has to be taken that none of them is overlooked. Any oil remaining on the outside of the bearing is removed with a cloth kept for the purpose, otherwise it will collect dust and stain clothes coming in contact with it. For long time the ice cream freezer was the only thing that would find it's way into the cream. Finally she consented, after being shown that this was guard ed against by the peculiar construction of the freezer, and that the labor of turning it could in that way be mate rially reduced.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-30
FATIGUE
 DANGER Young Mothers Must Avu4 Trying to Accomplish
 Too Much y
sy7br. E. L. MasEayeA

Most young mothers over-9Atieu themselves. They try to do too mucl when the care of the child is as mud as they are equal to. There is tl1 household, the wardrobe, the thousau] and one demands upon a woman's tim( the doing of which does not amou1! to much, sbut taken in the aggrsga4 would exhaust the vitality of two q three women. Young mothers who4 means are limited. so that much IT wolves upon them, must be coutent3 to let number of things go, and fd a few years devote themselves strict4 to the necessary things of home LII and child care. A systematic rest du ing the day is 8 good thing especia14 when the mother has to be up nfgh4 with the baby. Find out what you ca3 do without over-fatigue and let m rest go. Let your ambitions in regad to social life and fashionable raime1 lie dormant until the children are oll enough to go to school. Study tM problem of simple living and let you poor, hard-driven body take 1t easiei do think you might be helped b| some good tonic, but cannot nam particular one, for it is necessary II know many conditions of an individui before one can prescribe with any d4 gree of intelligence. You mu6t aI6 avoid constipation.