davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

Them fellers can all jine that $50
club that wants ter but fer mine al
low they will be tired of me stick'ed
round at about seventy-flve.
When an optimist gets beat runnln'
fer office he lets every body know he
didn't want 1t nohow.
Some people fuss about the hutel
silverware not bein' polished when
they we're corn fed from o bone han
died knife,
Who ever heard of a street car con
ductor gettiR any tips?
Any fool can cuss when he is mad
1t takes a smooth individual to use
cuss words in polite conversation.
II the commandment read Thou
shalt not kill time" there would be
a heap more sinners than there is.
A fllosofer is a man who sees his
own faults, A skeptic is one who
thinks he has none.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Rodqers.cochran.

Mr.. G. M. Rodgers; Of buchanan
Va, and Miss Hazel B. Cochran Of
Worthington, were united in marriage
yesterday evening at four O'Clock at
the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Cyrus 10,
trick at Worthington. Rev. |. N. Girls.
so, pastor of the Central Christian
church, of this city, performed the
ceremony in the presence OF the i'm
mediate friends of the bride, and
groom. Mr.. Rodgers and his bride left
last evening for Washington, D. c.,
where they will spend few days en-
route to their future home at Buch'
anan, Va. Both are estimable young
people and have a host of friends who
join in congratulations and best
wishes.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Mannlnoton Affair.

The Book club OF Warrington has
issued invitations for. a reception tC
be held Monday afternoon, June fifth
at the Elks' club at Warrington. The
honor guests will be Mrs. H. H: Clarke
and Misses Nina Burt and Ocle Har
desty, the two latter to be June brides
and the former having recently been
married.
Miss Helen Furbee entertained yes
terday at one o'clock luncheon hon
oring Mrs. Clark and Misses Burt and
Hardesty.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
MONUMENTS
WoopMEN- oil THE WORLD WILL
I gpEcoRRTE GRAVES AND I uN.
[ VEIL STATUTES ON NEXT SUM-
DAY.

The Local camp. Woolmen of the
World, andsthe local grove, Woodmen
Circle, VIII decorate the graves Of
their deceased members on Sunday
afternoon, June 4th.
Arrangements have also been made
for the unwilling Of three monuments
which the two orders have erected to
the memory OF their deceased soyer.
eigns.
Both camp and grove will meet at
the w. o. w. hall at 1880 p. m. on
Sunday, June 4th, and promptly at 2
p. m. will March to Woodlawn ceme-
terry, where the monument Of the late
sovereign, A. L. Hawkins, will be un.
yelled with appropriate ceremony.
From thence they will proceed to
Maple Grove cemetery, where with
similar eercises the monuments Of de-
ceased sovereigns, Mary E, Fast aud
Joseph e. Mortified, will be unveiled
by the members Of the two orders.
The Woodmen have secured the
services Of Rev. A. L. Hughes Of
Washington, d. c., to deliver an adj
dress at one or more OF these unveil-
ings, and all friends Of Woodcrart
should make special effort to be
present and hear his discourses, as he
is q speaker Of marked ability and a
true Woodsmen, well posted on all
points connected with his chosen or
der.
Rev Hughes will also dellverra ser.
mon in the M, 3. church, South, in the
regular morning services Of the same
day.
The First Regiment band will fur
nish appropriate music for the decora'
lions and also for the dwellings. 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

participated la BE game we're Mrs j.
CAN Vance AIRS Lfnn S Horn1r. .Irs.
Charles FIndlay Nrs William f. Alex.
ander. Mrs. Henry Campbell Of Dem
yer, 0Cl Mrs. sprlse Camden. Of
Park slrI .1rs Gai1ald. Mrs. J..
~. Williams ira Percy Cor. alrs.
Dudley Britt Mrs ernest Hutton.
Miss Julia Potter Of Baltimore: Miss
Ewing. Miss cornelia Basel and Miss
Martha Basel Those who formed q
pleasant little group on the porch and
Joined ne card players a refresh
menis were Mrs Leo Raymond Mrs
Richard a. LoRndes, Mrs Mord Lewis
Mrs. luther Haymond and Miss Anne
lia Vance. Jnne roses ferns and
biossoms formed TIE tloral decorations
ithrnughout the rooms Glarksbufg
Telegram. =:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
FUNERAL
REMAINS OF JOHN RICHARDS IN.
F, TERED IN MAPLE GROVE
CEMETERY TODAY.

Funeral services over the remains
OF Mr.. John S. Richards, whose death
occurred on Wednesday afternoon,
were held this Afternoon at 2:30 o'clock
from his late residence on Raymond
street. The services were conducted
by Rev. George e. Sprulll pastor Of
the First ward Baptist church, assist
ed by Rev. /. A. Barnes, of Bentons
Ferry, and Rev. L. B. Bowers, pastor
OF the Diamond street M. q. church
The services were largely attended by
friends OF the deceased. Fairmont
lodge A. F. & "A. M. had charge Of the
burial which took place in Maple
Grove cemetery following the service
at the residence. The Fairmont Lodge
No. Ii, w. o. w, also attended the
funeral in afbody. Undertaken Eli
Musgrave had charge Of the funeral
arrangements.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

COLONEL
r E r
1svVAI N IlE MOSQUITO

SfoseUIf my one Of tle VAR.
Gus species Of gnats OF the genus
cniex and allied genera The females
haYe d proboscis containing within the
sheath like labium six fine, sharp
needIelke organs with which. they
puncturs the skin Of man and animals
to suck the blood. Webster.
" Thisldescription Of mans worst en-
envy ithe summer time shows that
itwill Unnecessary for the 'swat,the-
Fly Club to extend the scope Of It's
and go after the risky mosquito with
adm 90 after the friszy mosquito with
q double barreled swatter.
At the last meeting Of the club the
authority of the members was extend
ed by anajority vote to cover the mos
quito campaign.
1t appearing that the female mos
quitos are the real offenders some
sympathy is being extended in that d.
rection but the campaign will not be
molested through any sympathetic
movement.
Reports of members Of the club
were heard and acted upon.
Communication Read.
Mrs. G. D-I have swatted to date
G19 flies, three hundred being killed.
on the wing the remainder on the back
porch. Unless the club furnishes me
with nav swatter Twill hand in my.
resignation. The expense Of keeping
1t in repair is enough to stand without
having to make the original purchase.
Susan R. My muscle has developed.
wonderfully since commenced to use
the swatter. l can knock them from
the ceiling with my left hand and be-
lieye within another week l can slay
them with my eyes shut.
Cartel smothered two hundred
flies in the sugar bowl, pored them out
on the table and swatted them while.
they were out of breath. Do ! get full
credit for these?
Anne-Do green flies count?
AeHoRSE ON NE.
Mrs. Swanson introduced a resolu-
ton providing that the ordinary house
fy when swatted fairly should count
one point green flies five points and
horseilies 100 points. The resolution
was adopted and thereupon she
brought into the club a baking powder
can containing the carcases Of 4S2
green flies and ten horse flies which
placed her standing far ahead of all
the other contestants. Mrs. Penny
packer who had been leading the list
objected 10 the counting Of these but
she was oyerruled and nearly broke up
the meeting with her protests. She
finally Gained her rage and fell into
a chair by the sfdesof the presiding Of
ficer with the remark" Well, that's a
horse on me-
! The meeting adjourned.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
rhe Latest About AppendleItls.

1t has been announced that wind
or gas in tho stomach or bowels, sour
stomach or constipation, are symp-
toms OF chronic Appendicitis which
may any minute become acute. A doc.
tor staes that A SINGLE DOSE OF
simple buckthorn barry, glycerlne, etc.
as compounded In Adlepi-ka, the new
German Appendicitis remedy, relieves
these symptoms almost INSTANTLY,
Martins drug store reports that many
Falrmont people are receiving QUICK
benefit.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
club Entertained.

Miss Kelsie Brown was hostess ;asl
evening at her home on Glen avenue 70
the members OF the S. A. T. club. A
delightful evening was spent with va
rlous games The dining room where
refreshments were served was attrac
lively decorated in white roses and
sweet peas. The guests included
Misses Madge Helmick, ota Hood
Dora Cox, Lucy Wisman, Gypsy Davis
Martha Brown and Grace Cobun.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
NEWS ERoM lNplAN ToWN.

Black Wolf he go to river Sunday
bring back big string fish.
Old Chief RaIn-in.the-Faee he Grip
pied UP With satanic rumatiz and can
hardly walk about the reservation.
The sqpaws of Indian Town held a
bead social Thursday anG net;ec six
tommahawks, three arrows and three
quarts OF assorted beads, The AFFAIR
heap big success.
Princess Moonbeam she ride bron-
cho through town Monday like light
ming. sheraise must dust.
y Eat.'Em.Alive Pete he shoot street
light out Sunday night and the mis-
sIonaries stayed in church house all
night afraid to go home in dark.
The Indian Town squaws they got
corn worked out first time and build
fence to keep cattle off reservation.
Big Chiefs they well pleased with crop
outlook.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
stcllc and family will leave this even.
ing for their new home in the East
CIarksburg Telegram.
At Atlantic CIV.

Mr.. and.Mrs Francis E. Nichols and
daughter, Miss Louise, left Philadel-
phia today for Atlantic City where
they will spend several days before
returning to Fairmont, The gradual
ing exercises of Walnut. Lane Sem
inerys at Philadelphia took place yes
terday and. Miss Nichols was a mem.
Der Of the class.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Mra. Ram Hnstess.

A beautifully appointed card party
was given this afternoon from 3 to
O'Clock by Mrs. Albert w. Rapp in hel
attractive new home on Sixth streey
complimentary to,Mrs. Sprigg Despard
Camden; Of Parkersburg, Four tables
were arranged hfor bridge whist aIid
ati thescompletion OF this popular past
time ices and connections were served
Al small iablsss Among those WY
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Returned Home.

Mrs, C. w. Watson, wife of United
States Senator c. w. Watson, arrived
home yesterday from Washington, D
C., and will spend several days at Fair
Farms. Senator Watson will ar
rive here soon and attend the Philippi
reunion on Saturday Of this week.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Goino TO ptttsI,uru,

Miss Virginia yoclSrodt, who taught
the past year in the Fairmont High
school will leave in the morning for
her homei n Pittsburg, where she will
spend the vacation. Miss Vockrodt
VIII return here next year and resume
her duties in the High school. While
here Miss vockrodt has resided with
her uncle, Mr.. F. P. Hall, on Fifth
street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Dutch Lunch.

Mrs. Samuel Keyser, of Green street,
entertained with a Dutch lunch last
evening at her home in honor Of the
birthday anniversary of her husband
Those present were George Nelson,
Tommy Howatt, DR.. oifner and M. R,
johnson.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
lsaninr snrsad

AT the conclusion. OF the Senior class
day exercises last evening the Senior
class enjoyedsits annual spread. The
hosts of the occasion were Messrs.
Arlington Fleming; president ofathe
class, and the faculty Of the High
school were present at this feast. This
was q most enjoyable AFFAIR.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Returned from Trlp.

Mr.. and Mrs. Morgan Billingsley have
returned from visit to Charleston
and Huntington. In Charleston they
We're guests of Rev. and Mrs. r. T,
Webb and in Huntington visited Rev,
and Mrs. H. M. Smith.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
Motnred q Phillppl.

Mr.. and Mrs. James R. Linn and
daughter. Miss Marie, and Mr.. and
MRS. a. b. Simon motored to Philippi
this morning where they Will attend
the Home Coming celebration in the
Linn touring car. They will return
this evening. Messrs. ]. NJ. Hartley
and John, A. Clark also motored to
Philippi today.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
xmas pauatters' Exchange.

The Isabella Davis Circle Of Kings
Daughters of the Methodist Episcopal
church will hold an exchange; tomor-
row morning in the church building on
Main street. Cakes, pies and other
good things to eat will be on sale. .
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

The young ladies' Of ]. NJ. Jacobs
Sunday school class will serve a ten
cent lunch at the NJ. E. church, Main
street, Saturday evening, June 8, from
s to 1880 o'clock. Ice cream and cake
and lemonade will be served all even!
ing. ii *
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

On the day that a>score Of your best
customers look In vain for your adj,
and only find that Of your competitor,
you may do wen to worry Moderately
hard, u
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

II you have sore feet, tired feet.
Bweaty feet, lame feet, tender feet.
amelly feet, corns. callouses or btniongi
read what happened to Mrs. Crockett
Of JefeFsonville. TIZ DID n. Mr..
|. Crockett says: aAfteg the second treat
ment she walked SdoWnStnirl one foot
at q time. She has mot been able 10
walk doVrnstnlrB before I'M past 1ye
years, except ~ stepping down On each
Etep with one foot IT time. This r
remarkable. Send i've more hoxeS.D
No matter what ais your feet or
3what.under heaven you have used With
out getting relief, Just use I'll 2. It's
different. It acts right OF. Il cures
sore feet to stay cured It's the only
foot remedy ever made which acts on
the principle of,Sdrawihg out oil the
poisonous exudations which cause sore
feet. Powders and other remedies
merely clog up the pores. III 2 cleans
them out and Keeps them clean, You
viii feel better the first time it's used.
Use Il O week and you can forget you
ever had sore feet. There is nothing on
earth that can compare. with It. II
Is for sails Of an druggists, $50 per box, or
direct, II you wish, from Walter Luther Dodge
& Co., Chicago, III.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

Drs. Fitch and Hall have moved
their Offices from the first floor to the
second floor Of the Fitch building on
Main st: -. a M Xxx
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02
OBSERVATIONS OF OLD CAP
MHlPPLE.

A drink OF Ticker might sharp. (
en- feller's appetite but it will
never make 1t cut any ice nur
shave any paper
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-02

sabalribe "a tiis. Wei Ylrelnia1a
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
FORFEITURE NOTICE.
To FRANK KITZMAN-

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that you or any to hom any interest has been transferred are hereby notified that l, W A Dikeman have expended ill labor and improvements the sum of $Ioo.oo onthe K. P NJ asso- citation placer claim, in the Otter Recording and Mining Precinct Territory of Alaska Fourth Division. Said work was performed in 1909 and 1910 to hold said claim under the provisions of section 2524 of the Revised Statutes of the United States and the amendments am thereto approved January ~2nd, 1Soo concerning annual labor upon nining 2 claims, being amount required to hold said claims for the period ending December 31st, 1910 as named above, and within ninety days from the personal service of this notice or within ninety days after the publication thereof you fail to contribute your proportion of such expenditure as co-owner, which amount is $500 ot the labor expended on claims your interest in the claim will become the pro perty ot the subscriber, your co-owner, who has made said section
 Dated at Iditarod this 24th day of June. AD 1911.
 WI. A. DIKEMAN,
 By J. D. SCHWARTZ. Attorney-in-Fact. First publication July I, 1elI
 Last publication Sept. 30, 1911.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
STEAMBOAT TELEGRAPH \
Tacoma Having Eff

Tacoma Having Eff Tacoma :5-Drastc police regulations being enforced here in accordance with the passed by the new Mayor Seymour.
 Hotels with permitted sell drinks ill the The famous bar bo initiated and license bar does permit sale of liquor bottles Saloon keepers permitted sell liquor bottles the is to be taken from premises Sixty the picked from all city, and being held without bail.
 hafchef- Weilder Dead Kansas City, Tune 1o-Care Nation yesterday at Leavenwor paes after long illness will be buried here omor She been throughout the United States ever since she started her temperance crusade
 No CoaI-Use Oil Seattle June 15Bause poor prospects obtaining ill Alaska the Copper River Northwestern railway will be equipped with oil burning locomotives Three steel tanks with capacity barrels have been ordered for along the line
 Doubt Wappy's Guilt Seattle, June 1oAter being hours half the jury Wappnstein, charged graft disagreed discharged They acqua against five for conyon The prosecuting attorney pressing for another trial
 Corey Match Los Angeles June IoEght thousand fans Joe Rivers within of knocking Tommy Dixon oound match last night Both covered with blood before the finish the first round
 WiH Vote in July Washington June predicted among ties here that the reciprocity treaty will of July and that will adjourn within few days thereafter.
 Big Bugs Mef King
  United the Coronation by King George today. Andrew Carnegie, W. Hearst also received
 Papke is Champion London, June Billy Papke of Kewanee Illinois clear title mddeweg champion by finish ing Jim Sullivan the British the ninth match here tonight. Papke scored men weighed ill 65 pounds.
 Capf. Barnette in Fairbanks Whtehorse June 9Capt E. T. Fairbanks passed through here today his Dawson and the Panama.
 New Man on Commission Washington June eIeutenant been detailed mem Der of the Alaska the board He leaves for the Valdez headquarters days The of the Richardson Lieutenant Edgerton and Lieutenant Weeks.
 Bryan Supports Clark Washington June 1Champ Carks chances for the Democratic
  known that he would receive the endorsement Bryan Hearst.
 Johnson SfiU Has Coin New York, June oPuglis Jack Johnson Prlnz Wilhelm the hlgh the Europe having high old time according wireless reports Champagne cork hitting the ceiling the big dining hall the champion and passengers joining ill the celebration.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
Johnson SfIU Has Coin

New York June oPugist Jack Johnson, steamer Prz Wilhelm the high the Europe appears having high old time according wireless reports Champagne cos hitting the ceiling the big dining expense the champion and joining in the celebration.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01

IfyOu want your clothing cleaned or pressed ring up Vile the Taor-Phona e0
 Fried eggs or ham and eggs at the Merchants, 75c.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
FORFEITURE NOTICE.
To DAVID WILSON

To DAVID WILSON
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that you. or any to whom any interest has been transferred are hereby notified that I, John Beaton, have ex- pended in labor and improvements the sum of .oo OH the Otter association placer claim, in the Otter Recording and Mining Precinct Terri tory ot Alaska Fourth Division. Said work was performed in 1909 and 1910 to hold said claim uu- der the provisions of section 2324 of the Revised Statutes of the United States and the amend mems thereto approved January 22nd, 1880 concerning annual labor upon mining claims, being amount required to hold said claims for the period ending December 3Ist, 1910 as named above, and within ninety days from the per sonal service of this notice or within ninety days after the publication thereof, you fail to contribute your proportion of such expendi- ture, which amount is $25, of the labor ex- pended on claims, your interest in the claim will become the property of the sub scriber, your co-owner, who has made all the required expenditures by the terms of said section.
 Dated at Iditarod this 74th day of June, AID. 1911.
 JOIN BEATON, First publication July I, 1911. Last publication Sept 30, 1911.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01

The Pioneer for Job Printing.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
Big Bugs Mef King
Papke is Cham mpion
Capf. BaTneffe in Fairbanks

orse June 9-CaPt E. T. Barnette of Fairbanks passed today on his way to Dawson and the Panama.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
Bryan Supports Clark

Washington, June 15Champ Caks Democratic presidential several noCles known that he would the Bryan
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
Hafchef- Weilder Dead

City, oCarrie Nation, who died yesterday Ieavenwo pares after illness will be buried here She and hache throughout the United States since started her temperance crusade.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
HOT

Hot Great Scott There's not A breath of air Round anywhere And Sunday. too, When all you do Is loaf and eat. Some cool retreat May haunt your dreams, And Nature schemes To make you wish To wish to fish, Or swim, or be Beneath some tree Where you can see The world go past. Will this heat last Forever? Say, Take me away To some quiet nook, Give me a book And let me stay Externally! Hey Hot is right It's fright, That's what it is ! Sufferin' gee whiz I'm blessed If I'd get dressed And fare From this big chair For all the gold The sea could hold! You bet your life, Me for the wife And cozy fiat This sizzlin' day Whats that? Friend wife, the bell Is ringing. Tell Whoever it may be, If they want me, I'm not here; Understand, dear? Who George? Says he $ going to the game and wants me To join i'm ? Daggone Tell George he's on! What? Too hot? Well, I guess not. See that breeze Swayin' the trees Why, say, It's an absolutely perfect day Woman, don't stand there and grin Ask the man in
 -C. P. M'Donald
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01

kokwim Commercial Co. at George town and is now in the Good News country. Fred put in most Of the win ter at Georgetown and when not cor nering bacon, was telling stories.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
New Man on Commission

Washington June 9ieuenan Weeks has been detailed Der of the Alaska road commission secretary and isbusng the board He leaves for the Valdez headquarters members of the commission Rchardson Lieutenant Edgeon and Lieutenant Weeks.
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01

Fred Melius, one time travelling man and the first city clerk of Iditar cd under the provisional government which pre- vailed last summer, is reported to have severed his connection with the Kus-
Iditarod pioneer., 1911-07-01
hyres Child Has Narrow Escape

While passing the steamer Florence s, which was being drawn up on the bank by wire cable last Monday even- ing, Mrs. K. Q. Ayres and her little girl had a very narrow escape from serious injury when the cable parted suddenly and one end snapped back striking them. Mrs. Ayres was carry ing the girl at the time, and the cable struck the child, tearing her from her mothers arms and knocking them both down.
 Dr. Wortmann was called as it was feared one of the youngsters legs had been broken, but it was found to be only bad bruise. She was also bruised badly along one side of the body but no bones were broken. Mrs. Ayres sui fered an injury to her ankle, but other wise escaped injury excepting the severe shock.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-06-26

ton making eXamina tions Of boats in
port at this place
Thomas Mullen, manager of the Gay
y Sturgis office. left Saturday for a
visit with his mother at st. James,
MINI.
Rev. ]. f. Curzon. formerly rector
Of Trinity Episcopal church, preached
from his old pulpit yesterday morn
ing and conductor services at st.
George chapel in Hancock in the even
ing.
A sacred concert of much interest
was given last evening at the Presby-
terrain church. taking the place of the
regular Sunday service.
Word has been received here of the
death of Nels Clifton, well known
travelling man and formerly probate
judge of Marquette county. Mr.. elf
ton had many friends in this section,
whore he represented Cohan Bros. of
Chicago.