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Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
EXERCISES AT
DANISH NJ. {.
Christmas Celebration of
the Sunday School.

The annual Christmas celebration
of the Danish Methodist Sunday
school was held at the church last
night. The affair was a great sue
cess and enjoyed by many members
of the school and congregation.
An excellent program, which In
cluded vocal and instrumental mu-
sic, recitations and addresses was
given. Rev. Thure Ahlstedt, pastor
of the Swedish Congregational
church, offered prayer and Rev. O.
w. Hanson, pastor. and Superintena-
emit Peter Jensen made a few re-
marks.
After the program the distribu-
tien of gifts took place. Al meni-
bers of the school were given candy
and the younger scholars received
books. Mrs. B.. Smith, the organfst.
received a purse of $25. Miss LII
ian Hanson, SIS in gold, and Mrs.
Hanson, wife OF the pastor, was also
remembered with a IS gold piece,
At this time the Young Peoples
Bible Glass pre- 5ented the Sunday
school with a silk banner to be used
w. the various classes in ~contestfng
or 1t during the year.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
M0THEk'S PLEA GETS
YOUNG CRIPPLE FREE

On the plea Of bis mother. Tchnl
Halliday, a crippled youth, sen to
the county Jail by Justice OF the
Peace H. e. P~ickersgill for entering
a house. was released yesterday. The
youth was placed in the custody of
Walter Van SICKLE. He had been
sent to the county Jail to await tho
action OF the grand jury for enter
ing the residence of Eithu q. Lam
bertson in Mechanic street Decem-
Der II. Recorder Henry w. Kehoe
refused to Issue a warrant in the
case and later criticised PiekersgiII
for his action in SO doing. The JUS
tice of the peace. upon hearing the
mothers plea. decided the boy had
been punished sufficiently.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
SAID MARSHAL
WAS DIR. COOK
Insane Woman Taken TO
State Hospital.

Raving madly and violent at
times, Mrs, Annie Palmblad, wife
of Peter Palmblad, of 279 Goodwin
street, was taken to the state hospi-
tai for the insane at Trenton. to-
gether with Miss Hazel Macombes,
of 391 State street today. The lat
ter Of twenty-one years old, was a
victim of fits 10 ~effecting her mind
as to cause doctors to adtudge her
a subject for the state hospital.
Upon seeing City Marshal William
w. Walters In a fur oyercoat Mrs.
Palmbiad swore at him and said
Get out of here DR.. Cook" Through
the illness of the marshal he depu-
tized Henry Odlum, Peter Jensen
and two female nurses to take the
women to Trenton on a train.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
HEBREW LODGE
HAD ELECTION
Also Made Plans for
Dance February II.


Election OF officers and plans for
a dance and reception were the
principal affairs taken up at a meet
ing Of the United Hebrew Lodge, NO.
54eeI I. o. B. A.. held IN the <. M
II. A. rooms last night. Samuel L..
Wagner was reelected president;
Max Weinblatt, vice president Ar
min Tomaschoff, treasurer; Samuel
Klein, financial secretary; J. Bitter,
recording secretary; s. Bodin, out
side guard; Emil Rose, physician,
and Morris Slcbodien, trustee.
Deputy Grand Master s. Miesles,
of Newark, made an address. Plans
for a dance and reception to be held
February IL In Washington hall
were discussed. A social time with
refreshments followed the business
meeting.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
CHILDREN AT
THOR LODGE
Annual Christmas Tree
Event Was Held.

More than 500 children aud about
as many grown people were at the
annual Christmas tree celebration OF
Thor Lodge No. 46, Danish Brother
hood, held In Washington hall last
night. As this AFFAIR Is held each
scar particularly for the children
they were given full sway on the
floor until IL o'clock. Each child
present was given candy, nuts, APP
pies and oranges and refreshments
were served to all present.
Dancing which was q feature be-
gan at s O'Clock and continued until
about 2 o'clock this morning. The
music for the dancing was furnished
by Professor Andrew B. Nelson's or
chestra.
The chiffonier for the benefit of
the lodge was awarded to John II.
johnson, of Oak street. The COM
mittee In charge of the arrangements
included Peter X. Petersen, chair
man; Fred Koyen, Asmus Hansen,
Thomas Peterson and Math Hansen.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
,e;.,,s.pEop!z!.El,. ,.,.,
You Know

Mrs. e. r. Waring and Miss Dora
waring. Of High street, are spending
the day In New York.
Miss Mildred Deitehe. OF SIigh
street. Is entertaining friends from
Brooklyn
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank GIisdorf. Of
Madison are the parents OF
i baby boy.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Farreat
MarKet street. are Ahe parents OF q
baby bog.
Miss Sarah Curry, Of West Or
ange, and BENJAMIN Curry, Of Bog.
tom. are visiting Mt the home of their
Haser. Mrs. john Ovens. o3 Jef1eE-
on street.
William saWin, og WegtgeId ~
81. IL spending q law days visiting
4 sae Manan nj Ira i Nanan. at 12&
sAsssx a1ssee
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28

been done 1t Is stated that Dr.. Sun
will appoint his cabinet and issue a
proclamation offering the throne terms
OF peaceful surrender. IL these are
net accepted a military campaign will.
proceed and Peking will be beseiged.
Meanwhile the national convention
scheme il under discussion WI Ting
Fang. representing the republicans, and
Ting Shoa II. representing the govern
ment, have had a long talk ON this
idea, bur made no announcement as to
the result Of their conference. Well
informed people believe that WI Ting
Fang and his followers do not object
TO the principle of q national conven
tion. but dissent to the long delay
which they believe Premier Yuan shih
Kai would employ to strengthen the
srmy and the imperial finances.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
MORDECAI NOT TO
NAVE PERMANENT MAN

Rev. Nathan Wolf, who rendered
his resignation at a meeting of
Beth Mordeeai congregation, Sum
day afternoon, with his family has
moved to West Eleventh street, New
York. Rev. Wolf goes to New York
to take charge Of DR.. Sofa Mendis,
Portuguese branch of the Hebrew
Synagogue in East Fifth street, that
city.
No has been named in
place of Rabbi Wolf, as yet, but
Louis Sarokfn, of this city, has been
engaged as a teacher in the Hebrew
school and will commence his duties
January q. During the various jew
Iish holidays it is PROBABLE a Rabbi
will be secured to come here to con-
duet the services.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28


Miss Alma Parsons, of High street,
Is spending a few days with friends
In Brooklyn.
Miss Katherine Wilentx, of Lewis
street, will attend a reception OF the
class OF 1919 at Adelphi College at
Adelphi hall In New York, tonight.
Theodore Runyon, of New Bruns-
wick has returned home after visit
ing friends I'm this city.
Miss Nellie johnson, OF Water
street, spent yesterday as the guest
of friends in Syracuse, N. Y.
Miss Helen Clark, of State street,
has returned home after visiting
friends In Woodbridge.
James Palmer, OF Hall avenue has
returned home after visiting friends
In New York for several days.
Miss Belle Dorsey. of Trenton. is
spending a week as the guest of her
parents, in State street.
Charles n. Wi1bert, of 272 Mar
ket street, who Is reported to be SER
|iously Ill, arrived at his home last
night following treatment in q san
itarium at Battle Creek, Mich. His
condition was reported as unchanged
today.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
CHRISTMAS At
THE HOLY CROSS
Sunday School Scholars Re-
ceive Gifts.

An excellent program was rem
dered at tho Church of the Holy
Cross tn tombstone street last night.
There was q large number present
and the program WIS much enjoyed.
Besides the singing OF the Christmas
carols, addresses were given by Rev.
Sidney Dixon, of South RIVER and
Harold Sweeney. a lay reader at
tending Princeton college. The
church was decorated with greens
and q large Christmas tree, fully
trimmed, stood in the forward part
of the church. After the program
the gifts to the children were dis
tributed. The girls received dolls
and the boys games. Each was CIV
candy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
+. OF A. ENTERTAINED
DlSTIAQuISHEDVlsITO

At q meeting of Court Standard.
No. Ill, Foresters of America, in Its
rooms In Odd Fellow hall last night
two applications for membership
were received. Past Chief Ranger
Freeze, Of Court McHenry, of Balti-
more, Md, WAS present and made
some remarks. Mr.. Freeze has been
a Forester for the past tw~enty-oRe
years, having Joined the order when
it was known as the Ancient Order
of Foresters.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
STRUCK BY CAR
ON The DOCKS

James Hayne, Of 544 Hartford
street. was knocked down by a coal
car on the coal docks at noon today.
Hayne was walking with his back to
the car and did not hear the APP
preach. Workman ran to his aid
and he was brought home In car
riage. DR.. g. w. Tyrreil is attend
ing him and as yet cannot tell the
extent of his injuries.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
FIND FOURTEEN UNNEaS
OF PICS IN THE CITY

Inspectors Frost and Kerr, OF the
health department, spent all of yes
terday hunting for owners Of pigs,
residing in the northern section OF
the city. They were rewarded BY
locating fourteen. These ms will
be summoned to appear before the
Board Of Health January 2, to show
cause why they should not dispose
of their pigs.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
Why Thseksrsy Was Moved to Tear

why wa moved 10 IearSs
4 lady, an intimate friend ana q
frequent visitor at the Thackeray
home. called late one afternoon. She
was shown Into the study. and on en-.
tering perceived the novelist himself
seated 1T his desk. his head bowed
upon his arms. Fearing she was In
truding In the presence Of some great
and unknown grief. she paused. hesi-
tating. Then. thinking she might be
or some help Or at least express her
sympathy. she stepped forward. just
then Thackeray looked up. His shout
ders were shaking. the tears tream
ing from his eyes.
Little Nell IL dead." be said broken
~.
little Nell." his visitor interrogat-
ed.
Eyes. Little Nell" was the nawe
sshe Is dead. I've Just been reading
1T Before him on his desk lay an
open copy Of "Oid Curiosity Shop
Ladies Home Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
TAFT FOLLOW
, La TOILETTE
,cial b, unsted Press wire,

Special b. United Press Wire.
Washington, Dec. 2S.-Announce-
ment was made at the White House
this afternoon that President Taft
had determined to follow up Senator
LaFoilette on three or four days
speech making trip through Ohio.
The President expects to start at
Cleveland on January 20.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
Man Had Disappeared.

A a IN a h%eIplessly drunken
condition was found lying at Madi-
son avenue and Jefferson street yes
terday afternoon. Patrolman Chris
Hanson summoned the city patrol
wagon to take him to police head
quarters, but when he returned with
the wagon the man had strangely
disappeared.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28

Any affair OF happening, or CTR
cumstance, which is too small to
make q Want AID. worth while as an
adjusting force is too small to
worry about.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28

Wisdom IL Better Than RsUhess
How mitch better ~ II to get wis
dom than goldI Yea, to get UNDER
standing Ia rather to be chosen than
silver-Proverbs. 1919.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
y. M. II. a. EVENT.

Installation of officers and a So
cIal time will be enjoyed by the
members Of the Young MEMS He
brew Association Sunday. A num-
Der OF prominent speakers will at
tend and address the gathering.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28

The police found no danger
light on a pile OF building material
TIA front of So High street last night.
The Berth Amboy Building and
loan Aesoesation will meet tonight.
An election OK officers H{Il be
haId bs 70 AnaHo TxIhas Nc. ST. Ins-
TrnTed Hxdar n4d Mas, At sha paw
ssssua II So xszA=e " gssss@sas8
hAsadfn@ konsEazs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
MARpnHn yEemrgc:y.

William O,Donnell, of Commerce
street. and Miss Margaret Noone, OF
Scranton, Pa. We're united in mar
riage by Rev. Father McManus at
the Roman Catholic church In Seran-
ton at 5 o'cldsM yesterday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kelly John
Buckley and Thomas #. Burke, of
this city, witnessed the ceremony.
After a wedding trip of several
weeks Mr.. aid Mrs. O'Donnell will
reside in Fayette street, this city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28

Amy affair or happening. OF cir
cumstance. which is too small to
make a Want Ad. worth while as an
adjusting force Is too small to
worry about.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
HAVE o TONIGHT.

Members OF the Young Mems
Hebrew Association will enjoy a
smoker and frankfurter roast at
their club rooms at the corner OF
Smith and Rector streets tonight.
The committee has invited nc WISH
tors:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
RR1DGE fr,rFg

Members Of the Bridge Club en-
Joyed a luncheon yesterday after
noon at the home of Mrs. u. ]. War
Ing in High street. Miss Dora War;
Ing was the hostess.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
!. :. Deitche Appointed elder.

,. j. Dei6che Appointed Elder.
After the prayer meeting In the
Presbyterian chapel last night at the
congregational meeting, J. y
Deifche was appointed an elder Of
ne church to succeed %. w. Barnes
who recnnffy moved away frem this
city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
CLASS 90 THEATRE PARTY.

A reunion OF the class of s09 will
be held this evening In the form of
d theatre party. The class will leave
the Central station at 6:02 o'clock
and witness the performance or
sBunty Pals the String" On the
arrangement committee are Misses
Marguerite Pfeiffer, Ada Fullerton,
Florence Donegan, Arthur La Roe
and Philip Costello.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
mTuIInN DANCE.

The dance hall in the Christ
building, In Smith street, was the
scene of a eotillion dance last night
given by a number of young people
from the southern section of this
city. The hall was a veritable forest
OF Christmas trees as every nook and
corner was adorned with them. On
the right, ais N entered, was a
large space shaded off with trees be-
hind which Harris orchestra, of New
Brunswick, furnished music. To the
right OF this place the favor trees
laden with gifts were placed.
Mrs. A. Clayton Clark. Mrs.
Charles r. Fletcher, Mrs. ID. L. Grid
ley, Mrs. C. M. Liddle. Mrs. O. w.
Ramsay, Mrs. G.. w. TyrreIl and Mrs.
Robert l.. Whitehead acted as pa
tronnesses. The cotillion dance at
III O'Clock was led by M. s. barrow
and Miss Ruth Brodhead. At 1870
o'clock q caterer from Elizabeth
served refreshments.
On the arrangement committee
were Miss Ruth Fletcher. chairman;
the Misses Ruth Brodhead, Edith
GrDweff. Rosalyn Ciani, M. S. Dar-
row. james Grieye and j. Scott
Burns. The next event of the series
will be a Leap Year Dance on the
evening of January II.
Among those attending last
nights event we're. Mr.. and Mrs. r..
Il. Fowler, Mr.. and Mrs. Herman
Plusch, Mr.. and Mrs. e. l.. Gridley,
Mr.. and Mrs. r. l.. Whitehead, Mr..
and Mrs. A. Fl. Boughton, Jr., Mr..
and Mrs. G. r. Fletcher, Mr., and
Mrs. A. Clayton Clark, Mr.. and Mrs.
@. w. Ramsay.
The Misses Gertrude and Mar
Euerite Pfeiffer, Agnes Brown, Ruth
Fletcher. Jetta Stacey, Edith Crowell,
Marguerite Boughtons Edna Coutts,
Laura Ramsay, Ria Roessler, Anna
Holm, Margaret Wight, Mildred
Deitche. Blanche Grieve, Claire Nc
Cormick, Mary Gr3dley, Rosalyn
Ciani, Florence Ciani, Ruth and
Laura Brodhead, Helen Hanson,
Anna Dover.
w K. Yong, Seymour Williams,
Scott Burns, Van Mufchahey. George
Yong, Marion Merriss, Stanley Nc
Clellahan, Martin Brennan, Thomas
Hanson, Joseph Hutte, James Grieve,
Morris Newcomer, David Hover,
Malcolm Crowe1l. j. Lester Deitche,
Howard Brainard, j. j. Hendrie,
Frank Mccormick, Herbert Kreger,
Il. Whitehead, Fred Briggs, Ray
Palmer, Cecil Clark. Andrew Wight,
Thomas Ramsay. Mr.. Nolan, M. s.
barrow and Mr.. Smith, all of this
city.
Miss Edna Mundy. of Metuchen;
Miss Mary McCleiahan, OF Brooklyn;
j.. Hill. Thomas Kerr and Mr.. Palm
er. Of South Amboy; Ross and Miss
Valentine of Matawan; Howard Hot
tell: Of Trenton: Aaron Darby. OF
Westfield. Miss Savage, Alma Cox,
Eleanor Harper and Miss Merriss, of
New York; and Miss Wilkins, of
Staten Island.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
Al CHARMING HOSTESS.

Mrs. Armin Tomaschoff, Of State
street. proved herself a charming
hostess at a whist session held yes
terday afternoon. The house was
decorated in keeping with the season
and favors were given to each one
attending Mrs. Charles Polensky
was awarded first prize; Mrs, Lon
don, second; and Mrs. Simon Salt
or, the consolation trophy. A repast
was served following the card ses-
sion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
Most Valuable Of All.

The world aud all things In II are
valuable. but lbs most valuable thing
IN the world Is Z yirtuous woman
Meharnm ed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-12-28
ROYAL FAMILY
TO QUIT PEk!A

tContinu- q from page ID
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10
TALE OF THE WEATHER.

Observations of the United
States weather bureau taken at
8 p. m. yesterday follow:
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10
Fearful Fate of RavaiIIac.

In these days when executions, If
held at all, are mostly carried out in
private, it is difficult for us to under
stand the feelings of savagery with
which an old time mob witnessed a
popular execution. Here is Bloundelle
Burton's account-from "Ihe Fate of
Henry of Navarre"-of the scene when
Ravaillac. the assassin of the king,
had, after shocking tortures, been torn
asunder by wild horses: "The execu'
toner had begun to dismember him
and was about to cast his remains into
the second caldron when the vast
crowd prevented him from doing SO
They each required a portion of the
body of the kings assassin, and most
Of them obtained one. That night
many bonfires blazed in and around
Paris, and in their midst were con
sumed pieces of Ravaillac's frame; or
barn doors in other places were nailed
similar scraps of his body, as hawks
and owls and carrion crows were nail
ed as a warning to others of theii
breed"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10
II YEARS RE0UI1F0 Fer
LETTER TO GO 235 MILES
No Explanation In Sight For Delayed
Journey of Missive.

If ii takes letter seventy-tw0 years
to travel 1856 miles aud both the writer
and the addressee are dead when Un-
Gle Sam at last gets around to deliv.
cry, how long will it take postcard to
make the journey? This is puzzling not
only Nathan Warren. the postmaster
at Yonkers, n Y, but Mrs. Walter
Paddock of the same place, who re-
Gently received letter mailed from
Geneva, N. Y, in 1888, directed to the
great-uncle of her husband, d. o. Pad
dock, who has been dead forty years.
Mrs. Paddock says the letter was
written by Peter Beatty and concern.
ed the shipment of a consignment of
lumber. Mr.. Beatty informed Mr.. Pad
dock that he would remit $1,000 on re-
ceipt of the lumber. Whether Mr.. Pad.
dock shipped the lumber or not is
likely to remain as great a mystery as
the history of the letter from April 20,
1888, until it turned up at the Syra-
cuse postoffice on Dec. 81 last.
1t is faded with age and instead of
being inclosed in an envelope was fold
ed square, with the edges pasted to-
gether. 1t mad apparently never been
in the dead letter office.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10
A Tabor Story.

Count Boyenta, Nine. Modjeska's e
husband, was arranging with Senator
Tabor for Modjeska's first appearance
in Denver, and the founder of dramar-
ic art in Denver asked what parts she
played.
"WelI," said the count, "there is
Mary Stuart"
"Who wrote it," asked Tabor.
Schiller said the count.
as he a first class dramatist?' ask
ed Tabor
Surely, surely" said the count.
"IIe is most illustrious.'
''Humph! Never heard of him, )"
commented Tabor. what else does
she doT'
LAS You Like It. Antony and Gle
opatra,' Macbeth
~ "Who wrote them?'
shakespeare"
FLOWS he? Good writer"
Excellent, excellent"
"Well." said Tabor ruminatively
''those fellows may be all right as au-
thors, but they amt well enough
known to suit the people out here.
What we want is something popular
something that everybody's heard of
l tell you what you do-you get her to
give US something of Hoyts"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10
Grant and Pickett,

New. evidence that the great mel
are the true men-true to themselves,
to their country and to their friends
appears in a story told in Colonel Mich
olas Smiths book, Grant, the Man of
Mystery"
While Grant was president General
G. E. Pickett, who led the fatal charge
against the Union forces the last day
at Gettysburg, called at the White
House to pay his respects. Grant knew
that his old comrade at West Point
had been made poor man by the
war and offered him the marshalship
of Virginia. While sorely needing help,
General Pickett knew the heavy draft
made upon the president by Office seek
ers.
"YOu can't afford to do this for me, -
he said, ''and can't afford to take it,"
81 can afford to do anything please
that is right" Grant replied quietly.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10

The decorators had used spring shrubs,
lilac, forsuthia, towering crab apples,
azaleas and hyacinths in profusion for
the chancel. From the high ceiling de-
pended great festoons of asparagus
plumosa. About the columns was Eng
lish ivy, and along the walls were
wreaths Of Alabama smilax. Then
near the chancel rail was an abun-
dance of palms. But the most effec
tive of the whole decorations in the
opinion of many were the great torch
es of japanese Gala and rose colored
lilies that were placed at the end of
each pew. The general effect of the
whole was of white and green, though
here and there was a touch of color.
After the wedding party had driven
away roam horse attached to car
liage being driven toward Fifth ave
nue. took fright at the awning in front
of the Gould house and careened and
baked and turned on it's launches in
a complete circle, throwing the car
rage against a pile of bricks outside
the Gary house. The occupants. two
women. screamed, and two policemen
grabbed the horses bride and led
him up to the curb. News was sent
in to the Gould house that Mrs. King
don. grandmother Of the bride, was ill
outside. Two buffers. assisted by a
police inspector, helped Mrs. Kingdom
out of her carriage in a fainting con
dition and into the house, where a ply
sician was called. Mrs. Kingdom was
taken Ill on the way from her home.
$50 Madison avenue, to the wedding
and drove over to the Gould house
with her maid She missed the we'd
ding
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-02-10

Miss Mildred Holland told the
Professional Women's league that
Z one aid TO acquiring beauty was to
keep your mouth shut when asleer.l
J She has longed to have radiant
beauty,
Though II seemed very far from
her reach;
She has sought for a skin that is
} fruity
(Which refers not to lemon. but
peach)
She has toiled to acquire a com
. plexion
And has laughed at the size of
the bill,
But she will not obey the direction:
Keep still"
She has laved in the tonic that's
) oceans,
; She has dabbled in sulphurous
streams,
She has tried many hundreds of To-
tions,
Also powders and bleaches and
) creams:
She has rubbed in the lemon juice
cutting
Till it burned like blast from the
south,
) But she's never sought beauty by
shutting
Her mouth
She has put on a mask when retir-
ing,
And her husbands exceedingly
: gay,
For her voice should be close to eX-
piring
When it's covered by papier ma
) che;
; But. alas. as he falls into doing
He can hear her. relentless as
law,
For no commonplace mask can be
closing
Her jaw.
Yea, to garner the beauty that's
facial
There is only one thing she won't
do.
She will live in a region that's gla-
cial
In the tropics she'll broil herself
through;
She will starve in determined en-
) deavor,
She will Danish the bite and the
sup,
But she'd rather stay homely than
ever
y Shut up.
> John O'Keefe in New York
World
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