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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
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II I'VE on plain foods, eat fruit,
.Baz4 driI''- water freely and SKIP
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

A mind content both crown and
kingdom is.-Robert Greene.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

The entire object of true education
is to make people not merely do the
right thing, but enjoy the right thing
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
DEFIANCE u Cold Water Starch q

nATEuTc Fortunes made in patents. Pro-
IN LuIS tect your ideas our ~ page book free.
w. Il. Fitzgerald a. Co., Washing ton, ID. Z.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23

Common sense in an uncommon de-
gree Is what the world calls wisdom.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1911-03-23
Hoods
Sarsa apariIla

Will purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feel
ing, build you up. Be sure to
take it this spring.
Get 1t in usual liquid form or chocolates
tablets called Sarsntabs. 100 Doses 81.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
OKLAHOMA Resulted BY COURT
Must Look to It's Own La. TO Resu
late Liquor Traffic.

Washington D. c. TIE burden
Of statehood Vas brought home TO
the state OF Oklahoma y hen the su.
pgenle court Of the United States IN
substance tod the state that il vas
10 look hereafter TO rs own law for
the regulation OF the liquor frame and
freigh, rates and not 70 the federal
government
The state about wear ago fled an
original petition IN the supreme court
asking il 70 enjoin the railroads en-
;ering the old Indian territory from
carrying liquor into that section OF
the state. The request Vas based on
the requirement. that the state Of Ok
lahoma provides in Is constitution
that liquor should not be sold there
The supreme court said thar he
STATE should 50 iAto The state eour, 5
to enjoin the railroads under the state
Law if il desired
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
Grand Duke Roebed.

Chicago. Illinois -ONci 500 pal9sian
gowns. valued NJ Siaooo. have been
stolen from Grand Duke Sinia NJ Ko.
manoN. relative OF Tho car Of Rus.
STA, i'll one OF the boldest daylight ,oh.
berries ever perpetrated IN rhicaso's
loop. BY representing themselves as
eNpressmen. the thieves obtained AN
order from the grand duke Who is AZ
the La Sale Hotel. 10 remove several
trunks from one department. store 10
another The trunks were obtained
from the first store. but never del!v.
cred to tue other.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
HARRISON WINS
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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
EXPLOSIONS JAR rANAimo.
Po.ser Magazine On ero.er.ior Island
eicws up.

.rsoyis British co The pow der
nagazIe on Protection Island IA
naifao expioc 81 Two dis MT shocks
Nas8alIo shattering plat glass
N-Adaws and causing the citizens 70
la ~ b Protection ming mad blown
-p TIC smes III ~ he ta7bor and
fae hrst explosion WAS of dsna.
,Ai'e sd u. seeoliti Of a store OF ga-o-
IL
rotn Jones aigi engineer diseoy.
red fire Z. TIE magazine ard went IS
the ielaphone 10 NJ # III. chief eng.
lser H .as returning "hen the *.
M 9n occurred asd he was throw n
Get Sustaining Injuries mat VIII
~. Il alls
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
May Parole 500 conulots

Columbus, Ohio In AN effort TO
better conditions at the Ohio peni-
Tertiary. where hundreds of priss
oners have been idle because of the
Wer,z bill, abolishing contract labor.
and fearing that the legislature Will
take no action upon his request for
an appropriation of 100000 With which
to place a state stone quarry upon a
working basis. Warden T. b. p. Jones
will ask the board OF penitentiary
managers To parole 500 first term
prisoners. This is one-third Of the
population.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
LONE MAN HOLDS UP TRAIN.
Gets $500 From Passengers in Big
-Four Coach and ESCAPES.

Aluncia, Indiana-A masked man
armed with a revolver held mp
and robbed passengers in a yestibuled
coach attached to westbound express
rain on the Big Four few miles east
Of this city. After taking about $500
in cash from 10 men. the robber drop
ped off The rear platform OF the car
as the train slackened speed TO enter
the city. Several shots were fired at
him as he ran.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

A Massachusetts chief OF police
wants the ducking stool revived for
feminine scolds He will want il s.il
more when the tongues ne would thus
restrain have finished their assaults
upon him
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Now woman speaker comes for
wand to say that it Is the icebo1, not
the ballot box. which should interest
women. To the average woman who
wants to enlarge her sphere, encour-
aged by warm enthusiasm. this VIII
seem but cold advice.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
FOR PUBLIC CON1R0I
VAIL FOR REGULATION As We
AS PUBLICITY.
SAYS BOTH HERE 10 STAY
Frank Recognition Q. Pubic So.
BY the President e. ~es.e--
Union ana Teleph9r.
Companies

Public regulation .. public So
corporations has come 10
ought 10 have come ard il ols
stay That is the ia. ard ure
assertion OF Theodore y ".
dent OF both the American T.s
and Telegraph company a.
Western Union Te.es-aah ee
II cane in the form Of lis a
port 70 he seventy thouss
holders 0. the Two great co-
Although VI Na.As advo
publicity IN connection a!-t
Of such concerns vas We
stood, nobody IN fnsncis
anticipated 50 fans ar
fc'l public rights IN lie
,ae.s genera. eoraec- !, Gers
epea.ly as d sa,pr.se no. az
case OF Us novel, and
bur also en- account OF ~
acGuiescs1ce Of hoars q
comprising such en.reat arc
alive fnaueiers as Rc6er.
N.dder PEABODY & co and
sissinson Of Boston Herr,
son o. ] P Morgan & O.
y Murray Caae Ge9-ge
Jefferson Cool.ds.
iIarTis. John Waterbury 4aa
Fgesiden. vans deelz-a-.e
aided as ne frsr recognition
II alga corporate authority -
ice q re demand Ia: -
b regarded as sir'na! pars-~-s
matters ina. pertain 70 "a
POM
Public control OF -esas
r-a:ie service corporations b
nen- commissions lie says
come and cone 10 stay Con-
regulation. 70 os effective mes
l'c.-y: j. uiears sen yub,
sion ard consideration before
Il means everything which i ~
9os.-e OF and .ncons.s.en. 7l-A -
tive competition Co-re.ir.o-
s7ssstye effective con 7e.:..oa ne
STRIFE. industrial warfare i. 49,
contention il o.renIi.res rez
trE advantage O. or -esortns 10
means nat The cons eieacs q. ~
.es.a1,s o. he degree q t..e 81
ner. Of Ire Avs Will rs-ra..
Aggressive competition ..
daal-ga-ol o. Pan, and ia,.--
l.e Ultimate ob!ec. Q. suca ST.
ton Is he possession c. liz go
wholly or partially. ,ss-s:1=
means ether ultimate conb.-.-sr
such bass ard with suea p-ee -
viii cover PAS. losses. or ]. 49,
loss Of return On .nves--,e. -
e'eatusl loss Q. capital l:ovev=
results al costs 6. agg-ess.se
controlled competition are evs-
borne directly or indirec.,r u
plo-ie competition which i ~. 4.
Ersss.ve pTe=l9Eoses Cooperative a.
,ioa se-s,sndings. agre-a.-.
sh:eh result II general uniform
aar1aoag Q. action Which {. 4
cot competition b.. IS conc.-z.
unstable -, 70 tie tine e-%
Wen thoroughly understood !.
De found r.z, oo---o!n ~. -
mere Q. ,ae t-aea.s ana 7lb :.
van,2ses With are e1peo.e. - =
obtained though sncs o~ae-s.:. 80
", a6.A.- -ssm s..soe. tie ~
o4rsea 9. es-he- -. rub,5e
holder o public debt o. o---ss
eeaci-
ten -srgsa ~.se az
e.e4s So. 1oa.-1l a-d reg ..soa
- s6fza.zs~s si-soa. arr
e.ssdFsn-zgss e STA. oe-.
.-e sired sac oE-e-sa7
doomed
80 ~. & eA. says s:z-
Week. = co-eise sun-:-s
asa E, seems 17e..r plan TIA. :.
sc entered Ifor rev era i -.7.s
eSoaa1 i arc po.t,sc. And i. il.
tine - 81 4 erolu..or Is 10 -,
pan, -eTolsloH E. .n e@ciea. 's-s
L tie eevsloq-er. Of c.riiizz,:os
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

A New Jerse. woman in an al,ena-
tion-of-affections suit recently recov-
cred $4,000 for the loss OF her hus.
bands love And many of her sisters
Will probably consider her lucky
woman. more TO be envied than pltied.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

II the day OF the harem skirt has
arrived 1t will come In regardless OF
5eers and friendly or unfriendly legis-
latton If it has not come then all the
advanced women In the world cannot
force 1t
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

The Chicago girl who got into print
on the assumption that she wanted 10
marry an Indian has gone on the
vaudeville stage Might have known Il,
from the start
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

A New Jersey dog catcher proposes
70 get 'em with an aeroplane Then
to the other triumphs OF aeronautcs
will be added tina, OF bark sailing
through the air
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

The coronation Of King George win
Introduce special styles In hats. says
an exchange. which Is tough luck for
the man who was planning 70 wear
last years straw again
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

A woman who was described by her
artist husband as modern Venus
has just been awarded s25 a month
alimony Well all Venuses are sup
posed to be more or less broke.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

An eastern savan, tells US TAT men
rarely are criminals julius Caesar
had the same idea-at least according
to Shakespeare. or Bacon or whoever
II was
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

American heiresses are waiting 20.
an advance list OF King Georges ap
pointments OF 500 new radical peers.
Some Of them Will be laboIt.es, no
doubt
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
Agricultural Expert Dead.

Washington. u. q pl seamail 4.
ri the department OF as.igGlig3e. who
has made cations i, many parts
oil The world, died al his tome here.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Twenty-one professors a. the Un.-
versity of Moscow have been forced 10
resign by striking students Russia
must be gladstone place 70. stu
dent.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

A skeleton found in England is ss!d
to be 100000 years old This may Re
remarkable, but is there any lint, TO
the age tina, skeleton may even,u-
ally attain?
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

A bull fighter in Seville ran away
with popular dancet. literally snatch
Ing her from the stage, as her dane
ing costume was covered with cloak
This shows that the bold Lochinvar
was accustomed to taking the bull by
the horns IN any dilemma
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

ms, C.ezsa S~Eve- no rz-.s
70 isg-s,4ta a<zl.s - .Gsl ss.-.
must neys- hare .ass~1 ne- al.
~onan's .-a.a
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Nov Ia. Aisab-p~e- 9-cseso'
has esce-;aiaet hat co.ts COS. o-ly
$44s. this sp-ing io.ok o., fer 81
ga.n-counter rush
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

The proposed Law to prerea. love
less marriages recalls ,ae coiel:
question: What is love'" Likewise,
how can i, be made permanent.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Are there not small. rocky Islands
where powder mills nigh, GO a-ay
BY themselves and erp.ode ~.,hna. II.
terferlng with the ne.ghoors
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Ns- y1-ss str-T -s 3 -
-yt-s - srz >>ss = ---:i
49, -es: - SIS
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
Blind Man For MAGISTRATE.

Arkansas City. Kansas L W
y Aite. bind man MS elected police
magistrate u III 5 ,i,A
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
ANOTHER PROBE
IA TOILETTE INTRODUCES Rsso
LUTON CALLING SOS AN
OTHER EsTieaTic>.
LORIMFR IS NOT IAIhIvG
sie-: IS e =. ls.e. ssess -
TH-e- cs-.s To: :. Ms
c.s.e1. a. q 5 80


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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
Customs Men s.; o

san Francisco. alif.-Cus,oms In.
spe''ors seized $500 worth OF opium
on board the steamer San lose which
arrived from Panama. I
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13
France Is flying we'll to the front

Fashion Is willing to be hoobiec
but not haremed.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Profanity 5 70; 10 be lssts.a;ee
from the New York stage II ctAe-
words. in some o. the plays 81 o. tie
Jokes are 20, 10 be CT. CO..
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

The AE--- sA.-. -Sr - sa--s--;-t
to ~ea- l~S.1zs a1s <@ .---s :.
AK ahro1.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

s-t -. .s..s - -
,Aloo- ss- - - =, >-s-
sand ~.sa - -A-1s : e. 20
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

1t has seea tol7e Ia. -s1i-- v.
KIN 4 "a. p. 1-c~1s7s : es<AT'e.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

There a-e 4l.5.s FEDERAL o.ces
and Still no. enough 70 % a-oaat
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

Man wants bu. ni;.e here below
The poet didn't mention women
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-04-13

The harem-sca-em sk!.t has certain
~ been well advertised
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29

drinking water an earth, free
from any minerals or salts.
have been working on wells
on the cutoff line, that "lln
from 300 to $50 feet deep and
have pumped $4,000 gallons in
three hours, twenty-five miles
east of here, without being able
to pump well dry with a deep
well pump.
Having prospected, also for
many years here in new Mexico
for miner ais. | have always
found that the main veins run
through this county from south
west to northeast. With water
veins it is opposite, thai is, the
main subterranean wa t e +
courses generally run from
northwest TO southeast. When
people III New Mexico talk about
striking water on bed rock they
a, e off, because there are many
bed rocks in New Mexico and if
the first bed rock has no water
they have to drill for the next
bed rock or for the next gravel
formation.
Let t .ose fellows who own SO
much land in the new state
here and talk so much about
water and what a dry country
We have here in New Mexico
let those fellows get together and
raise a fund and then make /
contract with IL reliable wei
dliller who knows his business
and they gradually will make {
second California here in New
Mexico; and then they will rails,
bumper crops.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29
BOAZ BUDGET.

O@AN< - - LUZ
w. c. B,atty was up from
Roswell for a few days. Mrs.
Beatty and Lila are both up and
around after a serious attack of
typhoid fever.
p. 0. Williams, wife and child
are in town. Mr.. Williams has
"a 100 acre farm here. He is
now a resident Of Hamin Texas
Misses Annie and Ora Parker
are home from Roswell to spend
Christmas with the home folks.
Mrs. S. II. McVey has return
ed from spending Christmas
with George Benz and family at
Pecos, Texas
Grant Newlin is still selling
meat in Roswell. He has al
ready sold fifteen hogs and four
be- YES. Mr. A. M. Hill is doing
his chores while away.
j. NJ. Brawley came back to
his claintin Bynum Valley. He
has been in Oklahoma for some
time.
D. 9. Savage spent Christmas
in town.
J. M. Shields and Richard
Smith, male final five-year
proof on their half sections, on
Dec. 18th at Kenna. Mr. Smith
returned to Roswell but Mr..
Shields is rather undecided what
h. will do.
j. 7 Williams will he back in
a few days from White Wright,
Texas, where lac has been some
time.
Rev. w. P. West of Elida
will prerch here Sunday a. m.
and p. m, Dec. 3lst. This be-
ing the 53rd Sunday in tho year,
and rs it will not occur again
for 100 years, some special SER
vices will he in order.
The community got together
and had a tree and program
Sunday evening. A large at
tendance and good program
werei in evidence. Mr.. and Mrs.
Shields and T. L. Reagon on tile
arrangement committee, and
prepared a pretty tree. A re.
port will be submitted Sunday,
to show who're the committee
used the finances and we hope
by SO doing 10 pour oil on the
troubled waters and oil the
feathers Of few who seem tc
have a crouch.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29
NEpoNr on CANxAssINo BoARp

REPORT or CANNAsSING BOARD.
The completion of the can-
wasting boards work shows
that the parties divided equally
on tie state ticket, the repub-
licans elected eight and the
democrats eight of the sixteen
candidates, as follows;
Governor-W, c. Mcdonald,
democrat,
Lieutenant Governor-E, G.
De Baca, democrat.
Secretary of state--Antonio
Lucero, democrat.
State Auditor--W. }. Sargent,
republican
State Treasured. n. Mar
ron, democrat.
Attorney General-FIanll w.
Clancy, republican.
Commissioner of Pu b Ii {
Lands-Rohert p. Ervien, re
publican.
State Superintendent of Pub
lie Instruction Alvin n. White,
democrat.
Justice of the Supreme Court
Clarence J. Roberts, repub'i-
can; Frank w. Parker, republi-
can, Richard II. Hanna, pro
gressive.
Corporation Commits ,ioners-
Hugh Williams, republican; NJ.
S. Groves, republican; G.. II.
Van Stone, progressive,
Congressman George Curry,
republican; IL. B Fere usSon,
democrat.
When the board convenes next
week it will dispose of the mat
ter of the Clayton precinct, issue
the election certificates to the
successful candidates, make its
report to the president and adj
jOurn sine die. 1t is expected
that this work can he complet
ed in time 50 that the statehood
proclamation can be issued ant
the Inauguration ceremonie'
held not later than January 4.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29
CONCERNING WATER IN
NEW MEXICO.
Extract from a letter of William
Tresenius, Irrigation Engineer.

Belen, n. NJ, Dec %, 1911.
Mir. Amendo Chaves,
Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Dear Sir:
Yours of the II, received. ]
have been reading Mr.. H. w.
Harris article regarding DE
Velopment Of Underground
Waters Of New Mexico.
Having prospecting for water
for many companies for.the last
twenty-five years in New Mex
leo, and having made aud work
ed on many wells all over this
country, ] will tell you the for
nation | went through last
March in a well Ihave madcfor
the Rev. Picard. near t h c
Catholic church here in the town
of Belen:
First 2Ofeet. hard pan; 60 feet,
quick sand; 10 feet, volcanic
ashes; 10 feet. red clay; ten feet,
gravel. Casing of well is l0l
feet d ,cp. Results, 90 feet
standing water, in four-iuch
casing; quality of water, finest
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29
CHRISTMAS EVE AT BoAz.

Wonderful Christmas Tree.
Exercises opened by prayer and
song. Scripture reading from
Matt. End chapture. A short
talk by 7. l.. Reagan, ON sub
ject of Babe of Bethlehem .
followed by a program of reci-
tations and songs.
Santa Clause came heavily
loaded with toys aid popcorn
for the children-and kisses for
the Old Maids.
The Christmas tree was load
ed and everybody was remon-
bered, even the poor who dona-
ted nothing.
We are glad TO know the Boaz
community is growing closer to-
gether-ani, we hope, to God.
And now, as we stand upon the
threshold Of a new wear, let lis
lift mp Our hearts and look cheer
fully into the future to catch
the ray of hope that CLEANS a.
bove tie horizon.
Unsigned COMMUNICATION,
B.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29
.T-e-w-e-L--z

to be found in the Valley. Prices
Always Reasonable, and Every
thing Guaranteed.
Headquarters for Best Watches,
Engagement and Wedding Rings,
Charms, Chains and Novelties.
Visit my store when in Roswell,
and see my fine display.
NUMEROUS Handsome ARTIcLM
/ have not spice to mention, that
are pretty to look at, and cheap to
buy. You will always get a square
deal when you trade with
6. w link
Tie .1eAvsEsr
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-29
THE PACIFIC MONTHLY
SPECIAL RATES ON THE LEADING
MAGAZINE OF THE WEST
zeGe~.N.r

MAGAZINE OF THE WEST
The Pacific Monthly of oetland,
Oregon, is Publishing series of splendid
urticles cbout the various Industries in the
West The September number contaiDs
an article on urcceH with (herries. The
October number had beautifully illuNrlt-
ed article on Success in Growing Apples.
Other articles shortly to be published are
Success with Live Stock, Success in Grew
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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1911-01-20
AS TO OUR SENSE OF HUMoR
Life Would Be Dull Without Il, But
lie Manifestations Are Beyond
Estimation.

A dignined, retired Judge in the
east was brought near to death late.
~ through fit of laughter caused BY
comparison Of a woman in a hobble
skirt to a giraffe with its feet tied to-
getner. The possessor of a keen sense
OF humor would hardly find this con.
VulSing, but 1t nearly killed the Judge.
So too, a man in Lawrenceburg, Ind,
laughed for II hours over the idea
OF trading a mule for a shayed.tail
horse.
A sense u humor is often a safey
waive to human beings. Life would
DE a dull thing without It, but its
manifestations are beyond estimation.
A recent writer speaks of the fire.
Quency with which it spoils the most
palmetto scenes at the theater; of how
tnat which should incite pity is mis-.
taken by the thoughtless for a subject
OF mirth. The criticism Is deserved
out 1t Is to be doubted if It will cor.
rect a misplaced sense of humor
which seems to. be inherent in a con.
SIDERABLE portion of the human race.
There is no accounting for taste,
even In matters of this sort, and there
is no way to prevent grave and rev.
erend ]urists or mule traders from be-
coming victims of an undeveloped or
. too greatly developed sense Of
humor.