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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-14
"A Thorouuhhred.v

We take pleasure in offering this
superb picture today, which is without
doubt one of the finest that we have
ever shown. 1t is racing story from
start to finish, told with all of the
Yigor and vim of outdoors. Two rivals
in love own fast horses and the two
animals are pitted against each other.
One of these is the villain and one the
hero, so we have the whole situation.
The horses taking part in this race
are from well-known stable, and the
audience will fairly hold it's breath
at the exciting finish when the win
ner passes the second horse by half a
length. This picture was shown in
Baltimore a week ago today, and was
wildly encored; in fact, nothing but a
second running of this picture would
satisfy the audience
THE Love Story of Great Actress"
We have here very excellent pie
ture and a deeply stirring one. A pow
erful drama with a happy ending en-
acted midst scenes that are very beau
tiful and picturesque. This is re-
leased by the great Gaumont studio
which has a worldwide reputation for
its perfect actors and fauItIess photo
graphy, and this superb production is
fully in keeping with our great feature
above.
Well, we have gone and went and
done it again. Not satisfied WITH
booking the Coronation" and the
Speedway Races" we have booked
the greatest Western comedy that has
ever been released by the Melies com
pany This is entitled The Tables
Turned" and the same will be shown
on Saturday, matinee and night There
will be no extra charge for this. Be
sure and get The News tomorrow and
read all about it, More anon
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Personal
M entiop

R. Cain Of D2cien, spen: yesterday
in the city.
H. VI. King, Jr., is spending a few
days in Savannah.
]. NJ. Kimball of Atlanta, was a yisi
tor to the city yesterday.
A. j. Nicholson leaves today on a
business trip 10 New York
c. H. Leayy returned yesterday from
business triyp to Atlanta.
r. E. Taylor. of Atlanta, is spend
ing a day or two in the city.
NJ. c. Sweat, of Offerman, is a visi-
tor to the city for few days.
L. L. Ray of Waycross, was among
the visitors to the city yesterday.
w. H. Smith, Of Tallahassee, Fla.
is spending few days in the city.
Judge Boiling Whitfield has return
ed from business trip to Atlanta.
A. c. Goldwire. the well-known A.,
B. & A. conductor, now running be-
tween Atlanta and Waycross, spent
in the city.
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Kidney Diseases are Durable

under certain conditions. The right
medicine must be taken before the
disease has progressed too far. Mr.
Perry A. PitrEan, Dale, Tex, says: I
was down in bed for four months with
kidney and bladder trouble and gail
stones. One tottle OF F'oIey's Kidney
Remedy cureG me well and sound
Ask for it. For sale vt Roberts PElsEr
macy.
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HOUSEHOLD sPEc,ALrIes.

We are offering the following house
hold speCalties: The Watrous Lava
tory Attachment. $3.50: Liquid Soap
made from pure vegetable oils. s1.25
GAL; Stylographic Pens from sl.00 TO
S1.50; Wizard Batteries for Home
Medical Treatment, price $3.50, extra
cells soc: Phoenix Fire Extinguisher,
recommended by the United States
government. $500; the best Water
Filter on the market, price 25c
Manufacturers Sales Agency. Phil
Keller, Mgr, 1920 Union street, Phone
1S4-1.
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HOT WEATHER HURTS THE SKIN

Poisonous perspiration causes rash
es, hives. blotches. pimples and prick
ly heat, often the beginning of serious
skin troubles.
To wash away the poison entirely
apply a simple solution known as
d. d. d. prescription for eczema. D
d. d. is. generally sold in $t0o bot
ties, but for 25c we can now give vol
enough to prove that the very frs
drops soothe and heal the inflamet
skin as nothing else can.
We vouch for the wonderful proper
ties of d. d. D.. for we know that i
brings instant relief for all kinds o
skin trouble. For sale at Harrington s
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Headquarters for watches, Ola.
monds and fine gold iewelry-Roths-
ch!lds.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-08-08


fer. Elm Stiid Gaab antIang.berg loug1
pite in Nnoerisn 5p. ST..
6uIbob G. @udenberger, 1ruitee,
an WiIIiam gudenbsraer, 8 Cots In
Der Gssmere Spnbifat llnHrubtbeis
lung. ST.
GIisa 0udenberser unb Mnbere on
Dm. Gudenberser. baHeIbe Giesn.
tbum. 81.
Dora godbolt an 2tIbert r. Gilt,
Got IS in Sobn 9rptt's llnterabtbeis
lung. $50.
Gborles 6.nn on Sppbia 6enn,
Got 213 in Der Rsnislosr gart un>
terabtbeiIuns. 81.
Ghriiiian Senn on Gbortes 6snn,
bahelbe Gi9entbum. 81.
Sohn q. 6ubfon on eamuel Z.
Gorlppins, Got 6S in 6anion unb
5uLer's llntsrabtbeiIuns in Mabis
IonoiIle. 81.
She Union Sapinos RrdItp go. on
Wm. Robinion, Got 269 in Der Rortb
College oiu llntsrnbtbsdune. 5000.
Sobn Mensr an Wininm 8. Nsper,
Got j in Sphn Mensrs llnterobtbsi.
lung. 81.
Sofspbins 90. Bates an 1yreberid
q. Shsa. 80 Sabre ga,ht bon 16 BEL
80 SUB an Der Weitfeiie Der Raes
Strdbs. Wondtlihe waRthe $50.
1ohu Msner an Wiliam 8. Wepsr.
Elm Stid 2nnb entIana Der Ban
3dnbt Rooe in Ssttion 32in Gprings
fieIb ID. 81.
aatie g. Darb an BABEL 8. Bird,
10 4crss 2ano in Se,tion Is In Sps
tamore ID. 81.
Siephen 8. miIoer or 6. W. Wils
Der u. o., Elm unastheiI.es JntereiIe in
"a 5ub on Der Rorbisiis Der 6. CTR.
144 SUB Ditlih Der pI,rm Strobs;
fsrnsr 10 Bel 165 Jub an Der Rorb.
tpeft gde Der Sputb unb Gpuns
Sirabe. 81.
Stspbsn 8. DiIosr II. u. on 6. M.
Wilbsr Ii. o.. elm ungstbeiltes Suters
eiIe in "a bel 100 Sub on Der Rorbs
ieits Der 5. Strdb,, sfpiideu Sim uno
9lum Strabe; feruer Is BEL 100 Sub
on Der Rorofeite Der 5. Strabt. Sfpis
ihsn Sim uno plum Ctr. 81
Nnron 81. Sareeut on 2ucn IR
Snnbman, Cots Is urb 16 in Subn
ailgour's 2. llnierabtbsilun9 auf Mi.
2ootoui. 81.
albert S6tparb an anna ]. Seott,
Got is in Der llnterabthtiluHg oon
Rsbteea Rusfs Giiate. 81.
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WiOnlnnseu.

gis in bic Gtssnpart bat fi6 in Der
mslt. In Der man ihrsi5t, nsr grauf,
erbnlien. bas Iiisrariite grseuanis.
stnanni BUD. init elmer Dibmunq au
perisbsn. Der Qams Der 4erTonlif3s
felt, Der nui biefe WsiIe init ban,
ShidinI bts 9uhes perfniipit ipirb,
bebeuiet fur ben qutor mebr als
Shuli unb Hau9. .ainbliGe giebt
unb DoHibdrteit". vbsrsIite Grss6eas
beit@ cber .aufrihtigs 9srebrung" iinb
es mtiiiens, bic ben 4uior NIT benz
pcten feines 8uhss psrbinben, unb In
Dornebmen abpsR gibt bic alltrerIte
Geite bon folhen gs3isbungen aunbe.
Don jshsr naren Die auioren bon Ct
fer unb aiebe fir biz ainber ibrer
Rufe erfiillt. Jhrs 6aupiforee ipor
81 btsholb INNER, einen ipiirbiaen Dts
geu3tonb fur bic Wibmung ibrsr Wsr<
te 5ai finbeH. pereits i'm Sahre 1872
pibmete tin gsitbrier Monn, pottr
Niedife. .feinen lisben GhiiIern@
iuerihpolle Hommentnre sur DbpiIee
unb Jliobe. Hnlb biirserte iin Bic
Gitte eiH. bic msrte ho3eefteuten 3eit,
Ssnofsas bsfoRhss1 ieI&en fiisRll9en
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gineinnati, Z. Gus.
Neue Sppotbeten.

Neue Sppotbefen.
gsors. !. 9oltsn on Rortbtpsitern
2. u. 6. SO. $1,000.
2luguit y. Mssr an Brighton Ger
man 9ant SO. Sl400.
Wortin Nopdt an oieielbs. $400.
Wlargaret Gurtb an gtetmon Cir.
3. u. &. Sc. $500.
senrp guss an Grni. Citation &. II.
3. 60. 1920.
Gtoree z. 6oiu,s on Deitsru onb
Soutbsrn aif. Snf. 60. $4,000.
Spuis Sunisi on Gid aun 3. Il.
g. 60. $3.50.
Samusl z. Garlptpius on Speus
more 2. II. 6. 60. $1,000.
John StoI5e an Souihern Shio g.
II. 2. 60. $500.
Dilinm J. Riturb on bisI.Ib..
$1,000.
5enrp gtdmon an SaiIspes. u. g.
60. $3.50.
Marsaret stsinsr on Gina1,es en-.
e. 60. $500.
sertiind 8alerio on lnion.GaDines
Q. Il. z. 60. $500.
gauIine 6. WsoedtsnfsIo. san Ssnrp
5smfoib IL. u. S750.
Catherine 90. @hubeI.r on pronis
bent g. y. II. Z. 60. $4,000
Getilgte Sppoibefen.
NabsI M. gorbeit on GGgIs G. Il.
6. u. $1,000.
4usuit Resr an Gbos. Din. il.
$500.
Barbara Sntktoier on Drns Ctr.
3. u. Go. $500.
Sobn 5aasnbuf6-on llnioru4S. q.
Il. Z. 60. $500.
RALPH 8. Qspecmb an arugon 9.
Il. g. 60. Qo. 2. $3.50.
Grani gr.ulib an Ihorns W.
Rpan. 1920.
ssra O. guarb an unionsG GtHiral
aife 5ni. SO. $4D0.
SuIid 9ecer On 4bpance q. u. 8.
Go. S270O.
Rolia .. 2atbnm on s. Il. q. Wts
Der. $500.
9erielbe on bRIeIbsn. $400.
Dsora. 6. 8intlep on u. M. gsns
trup. $3.50.
emma 5enneFsp on Soslen 6. II.
o. 60. $500.
serefino galerio-on liniog earrings
g. II. 9. 60. $500.
anno M. aeut.nesser an 9remsn
Ctr. g. u. q. 60. $500.
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Saroiniiae Mikitdnbe.

elus moiIanb ipirb bonn 10. SuIi
geftriebtn: Jn ben Saibel Der Greu'
benfeiis. NIT Sen1n bos R6nisrsid Sta.
lien ftin fiinfsisidbrises 9eftsbsn feisrt,
bot fi6 i6on nsnnher Wibton einees
ihIihtn, Der BON ben fiiblihen BRO
pin3en bes Ganbes unb BON ben 5nisln
Der gen Vorptn gebrungen i'll. 9alD
iraren Is beilosensp<rtbe Musfhreis
tungen Der ii5iiifhen Bepolstrung sss
gtn Die 4er5te, bic UorlebruHgen eegen
bic Gholerngehbr trafeR unb Don Dem
untpiHenben p6bsl ais Nerbrtiter Der
fAredl6en Rrontbeit ibdtIi9 dnes.
griffen iptuben. 9olb 1pdren eB Meb
bnnaen lher ein miebetuuitl tlnben btS
.9riasnsa0sias 1ul atss f90tliNe
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gtntinnoti, 7. 9iuc


SobR 5. Fob an 9uIu Mopr., 2ot
IL in ). y. GuibInss unierabtkiIuns
in GopeIonb 81.
Sarah Di. Sbaisuc an 9. g. gain.,
bart, 80 bsi l30 1yub an Der Wei,ieite
Der Goreit ao,. 500 5ub iubIi6 Der
GIoion Strobs in Wobiionpils. 81.
Biaiam g. Qlesborf on n. ].
Cunning, As JuB an Der SiibIsite Der
Golsrain gps. 968 CUB n0rblih Der
Brighton Bride; fernsr As fsuh an
Der Sitisite Der golernin Qp. 0rsr.n.
jsuo, 81.
Ntaiam Gut.nberger unb Qnbere
on 5bomas gp. Anan, Elm Sobr qaht
BON s Sets in Der Glsmere Gnnhitat
unierabtbsiIung. Jd5rlihe Mietbs
$500, nit oem 4ntnufsreht su $10,s
900.
5ohn 5agsnbufb an Gli3abetb Gries
me, 80 BEL 80 Jub an Der Ditfeite
Der Siib 5ubfon ap., iiibli6 Der
3ut Greet Roab. 81.
5oiepb Wangoob an Mnriin Ropo,,
19 Bel 70 5ub an Der Norbofi Cd.
Der Sunt StraBe unb Greeman 9lp.;
fsrnsr Is bel 10 Sub an Der Grseman
apenus ansrsns.nb; ferner 8 BET IT
CUB angren3snb. 81.
Nsttie GbOrpening an qpuis Z.
gtttner, Got 46 in 6. g. 6optins' 3.
unterdbtbeiluno in Nornoob. 81.
5arrn 6. 9rubdm an Mi[Iinm D.
VI. Sdmibt. 5beil pon Got % in
Wiias & Slin.'s 8. IIntsrabtbeilungin
Rorpoob. 81.
George Rosfelb<r an Sobn Wsolens
graft u. anb.. Got IL inc. =. gruig's
l. unterubibsiIung 5u gbepiot. 81.
0eores 20. S9Ingeter an 1enrp
ynse, Got 426 In 8. U. 1omes' lin.
tercbtbSIuns In 56irmount. 81.
6snrp o. Rabn ~ aofsp$ - Msk
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0on Sol IN gol.

Sros aIIsr Spfsr an Mleni6enls6sn
1T Der Norbpol nod ntdt geFuuoen
tpproen. Wehl aber purbe, qerabe
neil 70 piele Msnfdenleben ii6er benz
Suaen mad stnem WlitteI gegen bic
lnneren Gifts oes a0rpers perloren
glngen, bon ienen ipsiien U!0nten
ialtsbli4 bod Elm 5upsrldfIigss Sell.
mtttsl gegen bteie 5einbe Der menf6en
sefunben. Die ct. Bernard ar6utsrz
ptQsn baben ieitoem 3ebntoufenben
oas 2eben gerettst unb big in Elm bobes
Dasni fenalter, bis gum duBsriten Qol
Der Ulogli6tsit b.pahrt. 3ieIes nuns
nerbare SeiImittel entbdlt nur pflan>
Senitoffe unb feline Wlineralien. en-
Ipotbeten 5u haben. gS.
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Gin tletnes MiBperftGnb@
n !

vSobann, meins gigarren berIhtpins
ben hGnfig in unertldrli9sr Wetfe!
Sd CLAUDE INNER :"
sd bub' Guer gnab'n ia oteih
beim 0isnitantritt eefrast, ob i6 rau-
9en bdrf, uno Sic baben mir aeant=
pprtet: ~5a - isbo6 nur quBer benz
5aufs!"
v4ber um's 5immelsnilIsn - bod,
ni6t meme gisorren2l"
rJa, ipas benn2 Wenn id meins
slgsnen rauhen min, iperb' id bod
ntat srf aHs GrIaubnib fsagsn!"
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8tbliits. sn3usignen- Sn ben meiiten
Jdllen tam eire iolhe Wibmung elmer
untertbdnisften Bite Inn a[lergndbiss
ites Wohtipollsn elsid,. Die 5erie, bic
eas Sbr Der 0OHner iud,tsn, IeiitettH
an iiberIhtpengliten gslpeibrdutss
rungen unb itartsn GnshtsieIig.eiten
ods Ulenihennoaiihe. SoIhe Snrifts
teller. bic tsine ibnen aensbmeH proz
tettorsn fanosn, tr0iRtsn iit, inbem
Il itr beiteioenss Werf .oem olImdfz
tigen 9otte", ~oer beiligsn 8rsisiniss
tett~. Yeer alIein isIigmahenben airs
de- ooer gang sinfah nibrem theuren
ynierlonoe" ruiomsten. 9lun 2lpoIlo,
bic @raSien unb bic Wluisn muBien
nieIiddl su WiomuHgen fur gebihss
bidder berbnltsn. SIN 8sgenfab hisrs
5u tonntsn iid ss manhs tbeoIogiffe
Iutorsn nihi Derineen, Tn Gorm elmer
WlomuH9 on ihre 9elner pfsiIe an
nerisnoeH uno fie 10 edns uneriporiet
uno edrum I'm 10 pirtungsDnller ons
SugreifeH. PaiD mar bic 4rt, In Der
DE ho6fien himmliiden uno irbiIfsH
Geralisu 5u Wiomunssn benuBi purs
ben. 90 beoisisrte elm iuriitiIher aus
tor fein Wert .brsi srobsn Serrfhern
bon simmel unb grbs". ndnlirh ssefus
ebriiius, otm aurfiiriten pom Sad1ien
Jrieorid auguit uHb benz 6er3oa Wlps
rig bon 4nhalts9efau. Dnbei peraoB
es obsr Der 4utor ieinen augsnblid,
jeoem iroiihen unb binunliI6en BE-
itlber bic ibm 3u.omEaclben 2issl All
sebtn. go nennt er ben feilanb ben
sstronten syeibberrn Der himmIiIhen
5eerid,oren, eripabttsn s0nia bon
Sion, Gbsrbaupt Der 6rijtlihen airz
hs, oberitsn Seei,nbirien, Jriseens@
fiiritsn, 9oriisber her bGLenpfprts,
oberitsn g.rihtsbrrn iiber 5cb unb
Stben uip." ManhmoI mubte bic
Wipmnnesfeite aud basu bisnen. cine
SelbitberIuherune bes Qutors in
Ssene su ieben. gol3ae fnrisb Dor els
nee ieIner gang Dergeiienen Jugsnps
nerie: rMeHn Der 5immel papier
mare, bic 8dume Der groe 7sebern nnb
bos Mesr 1int., TO piirbe bas ollss
nlht ausrei6en. um meine liiteraris
ften geroienfie Hah @ebiibr 5u mfrs
bIatn. Gin autor unisrer 2cgs, Der
aud foni! bic aunii Der Reiiams su
ff,dssu lpeib, bat nnh benz gorbilot
bss eiteln Bll3nc feinem W<rte bic
pi,lidesnbtR Worte porausstiebi:
rUiir ielbit in dusgessihneier oofs
ddtuna II. sr0bter Wsrebrung ostpibs
met" 5m aGIgemeinen BARI man fasen,
bnb iih Der Dtiit elmer gtliutertsa
4usbrudstuiiur audi In Der art bea
fptiii. in Der heui3utngs mibmungen
erfplgen. es gilt cIs cine ercbe Wsre
issung oes IitternriIhen 2ottts. elmer
psrionlinieit Elm Bud su3utignsn,
iptnn rid3t porber bic nusbriidiide Ots
nsbmigung b13u einseboIt III. Wir
isnnsn einsn aomponijten, Der fiA
firsbsnb btmiibte. beriibmt 5u iperbtn.
Gr fieb iein Snbr ptrsetsH. ohne Elm
Opus in bic Mtlt su iesen, unb mic
psrfsblie er, biejts irgenneinsm fiiriten
Als er einiimols einsn
siemlif, mitie!mdbiesn Wnl5sr on bic
abrsFs zines purh feline ibsrlssene
MeHitsnienntnib beriibmien 6er3ogs
abgeten Iieb unb nieier bic in Sob
bunftnben erfOlsie wibmung eeIsgen
bate, Iitb er btm barrsnnen aiinIsltr
fclasnbe Aniipori sueeben: Seine
6o1tii Der 6trsoa bnoen ucn 5br.r
Genbuns afnntnib atnommtn unb
perbitien iih elm fir nutmdl bernriias
ufA anAx ~..E {a.... O1A-R...
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AZ Mas srwsbns sas .otaaanea sstisstaH".
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9[usoeaIimtn.

5ousfrau (sur 1onter, bic BEN
3immerhern bic Rennung bineinass
braht 4ai): ,9un. bat q bssalli. Der
1o6tes: ~0itt0dlfte. hrsibig Narf.
uao einen 6tirotb sonsroo tobs
ia 6essmmerk mfnmal4
Evening star., 1911-01-22

your earliest beau engaged in such un-
romantic work. Didn't your
No replied the woman. simply and
felt about it, and 1 felt sorry for YOU"
x *
Of course, as they rambled on, she
wanted to know what his wife, whom he
had married i'm New York soon after re-
moving to that city as a quite young
man, was like; it is the naturalist thing
imaginable that the sweetheart of the
other time should desire to know what
the wife of the boy she once had been
girlishly mad over is like Equally. of
course. the man, although enthusiastic
over his wife, foundered hopelessly in
attempting to describe her. All that he
could say was that she was good.
grand woman, with dark hair. unusually
clever, and that sort of thing; but that
isn't telling the interested woman what
the wife really is like
Wasn't l glad. though. when / heard
you'd married Jim Staidboy! said the
man when it came his turn. Dandy fel-
low, even as boy, and solid as Gibral-
tar I've heard all about how he's gone
ahead and won out. Course | was hor-
ribly jealous of Jim back yonder, but
wasn't it just the right thing that you
married him.
Jim Staidboy was waiting when the train
pulled into the station in Washington.
He kissed his pretty wife, and then
looked curiously at the smiling man, who.
carrying her traps, stood by. Then his
eyes lighted up.
''Wha a-wha-what the Why, YOU old
Turk where the deuce did you-7s' But
he couldn't finish il. The yiselike hand
shake was sufficiently eloquent. anyhow.
Then he dragged his old rival to wait
ing motor car and tossed him into the
same and dragged him up to his house,
where the three spent one long evening.
harpy and a bit tender. too, at times
going over the old. old days OF their
youth when the three-cents-per-ride old
one-horse cars still were crawling along
the Avenue to the Peace Monument.
The young 'uns somehow imagine that
the older ones don't remember. and that
their vision is gray and wholly devoid
of sentiment How mistaken they are!
Evening star., 1911-01-22
CULLENS NEW YORK GOSSIP

with which they have been familiar dur
ing all of their little brief lives really
comes from an animal like that COW; so
stolid and unenthusiastic an animal.
When the cows attendant appears to
milk her, it is an odd thing to see the
eyes Of the children widen. 1t is one
of the great mysteries of nature to them.
So might the eyes Of country boy, ia
miliar with cows and their ways from
his infancy, view the beautiful Metropoli-
tan tower, which arouses little or no en-
thusiasm among these city-bOrn young
sters that have been familiar with sky
scrapers all their lives. One derives from
the chatter among the kidlets that, after
all. they don't quite approve of milk thus
proceeding from COW. Perhaps it seems
bit indelicate to them; one never can
tell. However it seems, the marvel is
none the less great. and as the milk
squrts against the sides of the pail they
Evening star., 1911-01-22
Well GutIed.

9 IGNOR PUCCINI, the composer of
- THE Girl of the Golden West was
responding, in excellent French, to .
toast on music at dinner in New York.
lone of my strangest musical reminis-
cences," he said, relates to Milan. Visit
ing Milan on a rainy winter day, I dined
in the arcade near the cathedral, and then
l strolled, cigar in mouth. in the direction
of La Scala. Lo and behold. my own
opera of .Tosca' was billed at La Scala
for that evening, so OF course / couldn't
resist a stall.
LA Tosca' was received warmly by q
crowded house. The applause was almost
frantic. In fact. young lady seated on
my left got so annoyed because l didn't
clap and shout that she rebuked me, q
frown wrinkling her pretty brow.
why don't you applaud this MASTER
piece?' she said.
Masterpiece said I, and I laughed
sarcastically. Masterpiece? Oh, dearr
Don't you like the muster she de-
manded in amazement.
No said /. It's the work of an
amateur
...You know nothing of art she cried,
or you wouldn't talk like that
"'Oh, don't Il? said /. And then l pro-
ceeded to prove to her, according TO the
laws of thoroughbass and counterpoint,
now poor WOIh Id loSld WdS. Il tOlQ
her this aria suggested Verdi. that chorus
was a reminiscence of Bizet. In word,
/ knocked my own music into a cooked
hat
when 1 had finished, the young lady
said:
rs that Your real opinion-your sin.
cere convictiong
Absolutely said 1.
Very well khe said, with an odd lit
tie laugh, and at breakfast the next
morning, the first thing I saw In my
newspaper was the headline 'Puccini on
Tosca.' And there l read. word for word,
my remarks of the night before. The
young lady. a musical critic. had recog-
nized me. When | thought l was quilting
her, she was gulling me-"
Evening star., 1911-01-22
from job that paid him on the average
no less than $500 a month in tips alone!

from a job that paid him on the average
no less than $500 a month in tips alone!
X
TT is a triteism, Of course, to say that q
! lowly man fitted out with great
name very often suffers from severe
handicap But one doesn't often have the
opportunity to see that bromidiom worked
out in practice SO patty as the under
signed did at the Jefferson Market police
court the other forenoon.
A colored man with quite frank and
engaging eye was up before the mag1s-
trate on the charge Of having grabbed q
lady's pocketbook in the shopping district
and bolted for it.
The colored man was greatly abused,
really, and showed it. He had q very
convincing, candid manner. and he was
there with the oil quite as large as
timber wolf, if not a little larger.
..Ah. sho' am uh victim O misidenth-
cation, Judge, yo' honuh," said he to the
magistrate. "Ah didn't do dis heah
thing what dey say All done. Ah'm not
dat kin O. pusson. All nevuh was in no
trouble O. no kin befo, judge. yo' honuh,
an dis heah sholy is uh mistake what
needs rectfcation. All dun been mis- MS,
took TO- somebody else. An got un oG alo,.
"A
wheah de po-leece say dis heah thing dun
happened
"Eh-humph. said the magistrate, dry
". Magistrates hear a lot Of south
breeze, as it wair, and they are inveter-
ate Missourians. You say you've never
been in trouble before. eh? What is your
name?"
.Mah name, judge, yo' honuh, is Will
liam Shakespeare"
.'Oh, yes-to be sure-William Shake
speare," said the magistrate. his eyes
lighting up with the quiet gleam OF men,
ory civilian Shakespeare. Uh-huh. I
remember you now, William Shakespeare.
/ tried you six months ago for robbing
the till of a tobacco store. and I gave
you three months on the island. I never
would have remembered you. of course,
had you not borne so distinguished a
name Held in $1,000 bail for examina-
ton. Er-hi, no. hum" and the magis-
trate yawned wearily. as magistrates do
at critical moments. William Shake
speare, the possessor Of one of the great
est of all the worlds names. shook his
head bafledly and stepped back.
CLARENCE L. CULLEN.
Evening star., 1911-01-22
Getting a Raise.

1AMES FORD RHODES. the Boston h.s-
J torian, whose learned and profound
work has won him the gold medal of the
'.Immortals," was talking at the Century
Club about history.
Accuracy" he said. lis the sine qua
non Of historical writing. 1t is, indeed
the sine qua non Of all social intercourse
If we are inaccurate, we are sure to be
tripped up.
II know an old-fashioned and aristo-
cratic banker who is inaccurate in his
pronunciation. He says 'obleeged' for
.obliged,' salary for celery 'thankee'
for thank you.' and so forth. That is
the way bucks used to talk, you know,
in Georgian times.
We'll, the banker invited his stenogra-
pher, a clever young woman, to lunch at
his residence in Beacon street with his
wife and himself one day. and during the
course Of turkey he called the guest s
attention to the celery-or salary as he
called 1t.
what do you think of my salary.
miss?' he said.
Fine the young girl answered. I
think it's fine.
Yes, isn't it.? said the banker proud
ly. i raise it myself
do your she returned, with q laugh
I wish you'd raise mine, them
Evening star., 1911-01-22
Almost a Trinity.
z. HILDRETH,

wv Z. HILDRETH, president of the
W. American Wine Growers Associa-
ton. said at the recent dinner at the
Hotel Manhattan in New York:
1.-The German brewers, because the kais-
er accused the German students Of exces-
sive drinking, went too far in their de-
tense of beer when they called it liquid
bread.
Beer is lot liquid bread. Wine Is not
liquid bread. At the same time 1t is in
contestable that moderate use of pure
wine is of amazing benefit to the health"
Mr.. Hildreth smiled.
Why" he said, II know a man who
was so strengthened and improved by a
good American claret that he wrote en-
Enthusiastically to his wine merchant:
Thanks to your wine. l am another
man altogether. In fact, I'm quite my
self again."