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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

Las observaciones de los senores AS
fford Gutierrez Igarayidez, nos de
mostraron infalibremente que las oroe
nanzas de Sanidad no Sc cunAplen en La
practica, como al principle de nuestras
impresiones hemos Lecho notar al coml
sionado del interior Mr.. Wilson, 4 pro
pc sito del riego de la carretera de San
turce en- estos dias de yertiginoso tran
site
LOS ESPECTACULOS PUBL1COS
Hay en- La feria circos de espectacu
Los publicos. A nuestro juicio los mas
interesantes son: la jira Antillana, don
d. trauajan artistas de variedades, al
gunos muy joyenes; Ell arrlesgado sal
to de Cap en- bicicleta por Oscar Ba
bcock que es un artista extraordlnar:o;
el sensational y famoso SSLop-the Lc
op'f cue pone escalofrlos en- el cuerpo,
hecho por ell mismo artista y la 'compa
llia De variedades, que trabaJa en- Ell es
cerario del Hip6dromo, compuesta de
artistas de reconocido merito.
Ell hombre y la mujer serpientes,
MO les llama Mr. Tingle-son dos gran
des contorsionistas, dignos de fgurar
en- cualquier circo europeo. La co1npa
nia del Hipodromo es muy notable.
Y per ultimo, el caballo "Mazeppa"
que ejecuta brillantes ejercicios de agl
lidad Y destreza.
Del gtobo dirigible hemos hablado
otras veces.
Eel aeroplano no sera TN anuneio de
Mr.. Charles?
Fuera de los circos hay taHnbi6n Ell
Ia larga extension que abarca Ell terre
no de la feria un numero de kioscos,
de todas classes, leyantados unos con
gusto otros muy Deficiencies tam3iG1.
hay BARRACKS, donde Sc venden artlcu
los de consume, refrescos, bebldas y to
Ia cLase de licores.
LA ILUAINACION DE NOOPE
De noehe los terrenOs de Ia ferla Sc
;luminan por miles de bombillas elec
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

terrible fallo y q. IN gendarme compa
sivo 10 tradujo hacienda un gesto con
La mano Y que indicaba que iban cor
tarle Ell cuello.
Pero esa situaci6n dur6 bien POGO
Tempo y enseguida fueron aprobadas
varias leyes ordenando el uso del fla
naenco en- las ofcinas p1blicas y tribu
males de Flandes. Como la ambiclon
no tiene hmites, los famencos piden ca
da dia mas por ejemlplo que sc prohiha
q los empleados hablar frances en- las
provincias famencas, y 10 Que es ms
grave la obligation que debe exig;rse q
todos los empleados del territorio de ha
blar flamenco "correctamente Re-
snlta que todos los famencos burgue
ses cOnocen el frances orgullosos es
tan cuando pueden hablarlo y los valo
mes salvo rara exception ningano como
ce ell flamenco, luego los famencos re
elaman Ell monopolio de los empleados
pdbficos.
Ell rey manifesto p1blicamente el te
nor que lie inspiraba Ell antagonismo de
las dos razas enemigas.
Hace algunos meses que los period
eos belgas, holandeses, ingleses y ale
names Sc ocupan eN,eciamente de las
fortificaciones de Flessingue, puerto de
conercio, en- la boca del Escalda que
per&enece H0landa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

n..,4, ,~o,6sito IS dar li1eramente
< In. laotores ne Ia isla. una idea apro.
r.=s,as IA lbs os.~ artamentcs, en- Ia Sc
-. ~ o - ,ooa,lo x,os oneida
oor.os a =. n,anto de
-s,.,;a. al Mo ~. .vieanas - 4
,,,,na.r ro mine q mejoc g. que mas
9~4.;h,,1a, - sT;+n .,ra,,c . da Ia fe
xrc. .ne1-1u,rtzz p.~r-T.OSA
XGste depar<4n1erto t;en merece Nh
saarrafo apar.9. Is u t&.,o de los
sgoctores Ashford Cut errez lgaravl
leg.
uahlando a1aos E&&a@ rs con nues
rms na6actor sels4c IN d = anet
-yrgirn ensenaxOh 4sorAp- kos -nls3nte la
sSr,stalaci6n u t1da, le expo IN con
e,rxo entusias nc II los a13l21t1s al
.>anya}os -, . las ara c0G40at-r IA
x,pcinariasis
W.T. doctor Axfiori-no8 decla-Que el
40 DOR ciento ca las muertes que ocn
,,ran en 81 nn.s6o Sc debe Ia tnber
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

Los hombres no solo juegan al carnq
val con ell recuerdo de los muertos. sine
que Juegan tambien entire ellos. entire
vlvos anda ell juego, como bobos al fin.
70 tengo un amigo que pasa la no
che fuera de su casa Para que en- ella
no 10 descubran, entra & ESQ de las ioce
Y lorna q salir en- seguida, y, por 81 al
gulen 10 encuentra en- la escalera ad
verte su fuga, baja vuelto de espaldas
Asl, en- vez de parecer que baja, parece
que sube...
For la MARIANA, cuando viene 4 aces
tarse, sube la escaera vuelto de espal
das tamblen, y claro. el padre, 81 Sc
10 encuentra, creyendo que baja y no
cue sube, lie dice, compIacido: Mucho
Sc madruga! ESQ es bueno. hiio, sigue.
slgue por ese camino.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

Existen dos opiniones sobre tai pro
ecto. Una holando-alemana favora-
ole su realization otra anglo-bel
ga que es completamente hostil.
Los Belgas, directamente interesados,
estiman que La navegacion sobre Ell Els
calda no debe de SER amenazada por
1ue perjudicarla al puerto belga de
Amberes anaden que las fortlticaclo
les de Flessinque lndican un acto de
hostilidad contra la naci5n belga.
Los holandeses, al menos una par
e de la opinion holandesa que mues
ira simpatfas por los Alenanes, veci
nos de SUI territorio y bajo sus infuen
cias declaran que no existe otro medic
de una invasion inglesa. Los Ingleses
manifestan sts buenas intenciones y
,rotestan porque seg1n dicen: Flessln
que. fuertes construidos con la idea de
La defensiva pueden facilm ente trans
formarse en- ofensivos, transformation
que los Alemanes Sc encargarian rapl
damente de ejecutar, en- case de un
confIicto con Alemania
Este asunto ha tornado tai incremen
to que M. Pichon en- sn magistral dis
curse en- Paris habl6 extensamente de
las fQrtificaciones de Flessingue. Sus
palabras Sc ham comentad0 mucho y
os Hofandeses Green que Francia inter
|vendra en- Ell asunto.
G. Martin
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28
A trav6s de la Feria
Notas 6 Impres'ones.

tficas que producer, larga distancla,
un afecto fantastico.
Por t0das parties SIC ven luces, benga
las; Sc oyen gritos de personals satlsfe
chas alegres ell ruido de las bandas
de m1sica atruenan los aires con mar
ciales marchas; las voces de los vende
dores y de los anunciantes de las fun
clones os aturden los oidos; miles de al
mas que van y yienen en- todas dlrec
oiones os estrujan; los cohetes de mil
formas cruzan ell espacio; el estampldo
de las bombas que Sc disparan anun
elan nuevos aspects culOs, . que va a
surcar ell espacio el globo dirigible, )
que ell ''fIombre desesperado' va pre-
oipitarse de 10 alto de una escalera de
cuare1ta pies como el aguila desclende
magestuosa al plegar sus alas, hasta la
TERRA Z 4 todo este, algo tlplco, al
90 regional, algo de nuestra TERRA y de
Ia terra americana, da a Ia feria IN
ar1cter alegre, retoZon, hermoso, y son
los rostros de tanta muger bonita puer
torriquena y americana que va y vie
sc, en- todas direcciones; caras de cie-
10, ojos de gloria, os invitan a distrae-
ros y gozar con los aspect }culos que
;e ofrecen en- toda la extension donde
Sc mueven miles de almas.
81; por ALI vemos 4 Neuman, a Tin
gle q Lutz, los heroes de la feria que
nos saIen al paso, y estechandonos las
manos efusivamente, indagan, buscan
afanosos en- la mirada del periodista
la impression unica, esa impression sobe
rama, cue ha de trasEllcir al pnblico,
que ha de darle sus sensaclones, y de
la cual pende seguramente el exito de
su productive y fecunda obra.
81, Neuman, Tingle, Lutz, digan 10
rue digan, ustedes han triunfado en- el
primer ensayo de las ferias-expos; clones
en Puerto Rico, bien merecen esa me
lalla de honor, con que Ia Comislon
1e festejos les ha premiado.
S. Dalmau y Canet.
26 de Febrero de 1911.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28
SeTpentinas
FILOSOFIA BARATA
(PARA Ell BOLETIN MERCANTILE }

FL Carnaval decae viSiblemente. PA
ra que disfrazarnos?Y 10 di o un filoso
fo aleman: toda cara es una careta,
como cada hombre tiene SUI cara (algu-
nos tienen dos) rasLlta que cada hom
bre tiene su careta y todo ell ano es car
naval.
.Cuando oigo decir que este solo dura
tres dlas pienso en- esOS herederos que.
con ell panuelo en- la sano y las lagrima
en- los .0j0s, asomando ell Semblantc pl
lido por el cueLlo de una ievita negid.
como paraguas con puno de hueSo aeon
panan hasta la Ultima morada al caddve.
lie an t30. Y. dan miradas haci4 atras u
ra contar ell njmeio de coches que yar
en- ell acOmpanamiento.
0 en esas viudas inconsdIabies Qua
con la voz veIada por cl dolor, dicen: Y
menos mai que eI Iuto me VIZ muy bien.
icomo soy rubia!
0 en- aQuel yiudo no menos inconso5a-
bic que despu6s de dar a SUI criada uu
billete de cincuenta pesctas para que
ponga flores en- ia tumba de II pobre e,
posa", anade: Y con eI dinero que te
sobre me compras una butaca para la
cuarta de Eslava.
0 en- esos senOres que no Sc visten dr
negro porque opinan que ell luto debe
Ileyarse en- ell coraz6n -.
D en- esos otros Que. de riguroso lu,o.
sc van al teatro y Sc disculpan diciendo
iQu6 qulere usted2 Estoy tan apenado
que necesito distraerme
O en- aquellos, en- fin, que al pregln-
tarle la fecha del falecimiento de SUI
abuelo contestan siempre: Parecc que
fu6 ayer!... Y es porque no Sc acuerdan
va del dla en- que dei6 de ser v5ro eli
muerto.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

aIE NUESo -, 4)R4aEspONSALES
EIIROPEOS
Gran agita2l3 reln& en- Belg1c&
g.a1.sa de La CT astiGn de razas O nneJor
g1is,bo de La question de kenguas La an
,ehs no es del todo ycht.ea sino entire
sal dialecto fan4aLeo la lengaa fran
xsasa-
Desde la proclsuaeien de Ia lndepen
aaencia Y apesar DEB entaslasane del pue
bio deapues De ese acto memorable, eR
,>onfaicto aparecio, suesto que ell pala
ssosnpuesto de dos razas eompletamente
aasferentes, saiona y latina, Sc habia uni
xso para sacudir ell yugo hotandes " ape
sar de haber Iuef ado Junbos para conse
syuir la Hbertad, en- 81 fondo, no es pc
ss;hIe que fraternleen razas, caracteres,
sssos y henguas tan difsrentes.
lei frances que era la Dengua otIciai
md, Dodia ser apEcada en- las provlnc1as
Hsneneas peruue ocurrls que los tr1
8s.na1es debfan d eccndenar EN- frances
" generalmente elacussdo no Sc entera
I'm de Ia sentencia. Sc cfta el caso de
un roeidensdo nruerte que reaa des
ruass de habar pronmuei2dO ccnhra es el
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28
MI Lutz

Sc encueutra eu San Iuan. ns....
res cta'.e amigo, VI fulz. editor =.
III A"ula dc Puerto Rico" FIar
s. ntz sa 2 uario e. b. -rrc..a .r ..
r reda'.i1 lc....r ...-o ..rf
liUlo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

G ptercsartc Al pnasa ras te.
near On s'gl'dA, -.u r...
to-. 81 So me- ID Da1 ID, ml ..t..
per ai-ia- do...
La sonora uo sae.I5. y %, SD, .at-.-
Al eruJano las doa m.I pr>ctae. s,.
que atendl6 con soiicitui 4 ia rs ea.
antcs d. In opersri6u. iu-ant r. ..
raeion = despa6s fa oprrlei51
pemaS csta decir qHe Ncrred r
BIO tanta carided eon Iler.ma. 81. r..
titud en- loe ojos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28
.

a los dcs mcso, por prrser.p-.-u
cultativa, baj6 al .lariin Dis ua p...
coJeando apcnas, J, con gran s,-pre. 4.
StEa g Ia s g'ii" que b p e.. a.i.. Il.
todo, di6, scguSdaGeutc do4 pas. 81
y es.a vcz, sa ehudt.ar mu.ho s
poco...
,. como yis'o b. eaat ia s.-ora ,- %
lcra: -" \ Y'r 81 ns'as hasa ia ..rie
Mercedes, obeiientc, So echo 4 aaiar
no solo lego hasta IA .e-ia. sinp rua
traspuso crapeE6 aeisrsc "a. 81.
earretera arriha.
II Es marayilloso - Exclamab4 ...
prcndida IA seiora viendo alrj1r.. ..
crlada; pero esta ae aleij tlnto oue.
POGO tempo, no &c dst.nguia a, 'a,f
Fla mos cue un 'un.o negro - r.
horIzontc, Y luego NADIA v ma. lu.+
nada... pasaroR horas horaS s.a 4a
volvIera. =. y IN sciofa. rl1rp. cmueys .
impacientarso.
Estaba temiendosc una de<vrs.
euando llam6 a In puerta un mucha.t
que traia an papeg
FL papel decia ad:
ApreciabIe sefiora: Pucdr ustci bl.
car otra criada que ocupc mi puesio de-.
de hoy. Yo no vuelvo su casa porgu.
dtll para Ell trabaio como b. auedsa.
puedo ganar ms dinero en otra part.
Mercedes
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-28

Fernando 20 partc de Ia redaeci6r "a
I'll Cornetin", y haisandome cncarua
20 Ia I'm dc Ia 80 ion dc bombos
que "Ei CornetiA" ios daba fenomena
les Y d prec;os mod COS. scgGn tariff
reclbi esta carts do un cliente:
Muy sehor mio:
lie devuelvo oi sdjunto rccibo de -
pesetas. o eentimes. que ustcdez me 49,
bran por el sueiio era que me lIamabau
Creso, Rockefeller. Desprndido milIona
10 incompatible sEntropo. por eS..
tir un error dc 20 espt,nos On favor a..
ustetles.
n, va mas por hoy. 4
Pm la oopia,
= HnmS1n~.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

IT" II. |"
once in awhile riRht after night YOU
slt here With your more In a hovel and
never. give thought to- the world
around you,@
And II thought on the world erers
night IN the week. what good would II
dor she asked
What's it--ihats itl Ctterly selfish
snd wrapped up IL Yourself There Is
death, grief. loneliness, cold aud hun
ger all around US. and yet you never
eive them o thvngbt"
MIR Bowser. I'm not running this
world Its as much NJ can do to run
the house"
No. you are not running the world.
I'll bet you have not spoken one word
of cheer to single human being in
mouth. II never occurs TO you that
word of sympathy dropped here aud
there would be appreciated above sill
yer and gold" tr
81 haven't heard of your going
around with words of symputhy.
When the man shoveled the SNOW Oft
tho walk the other day you called him
a robber and liar have since won.
dered If he did not give up aud com.
init suicide on account OF lt"
Mr.. Bowscr rose up with purplipg
face TO say something in reply. but
thought better OF II aud walked down
the hall ond prepared himself For go.
log out.
"Going to a clubG' asked Mrs. Bow.
SER
No answer. sept a
"Golpg 70 the drug store1 YOU might
stop and tell the butcher that
On Mercy Mission.
-."'pbe buichef be hanged. Mrs. Bow.
scribe hanged. be hangedl Aud the
club be banged Aud the druggist be
hanged You are enough 10 make any
man With sentiment IN his soul want
to murder you, am going out into
the world am going out TO speak
words Of cheer and sympathy and let
De0nle know. tINl J hcyc q hecit =. ~
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

eat toduvf Has any one given you n
word Of cbeer?"
You'll have TO speak louder"
II say
But he didn't say A woman appear.
cd at the door and asked Of him.
What do yor want Of my father.
slr?'
Why why. he Is 50 old and feeble
ond he looks so hungry and sad I
thought -thought"-
You thought you could rob him OF
the pennies in bis pocket! Sir. you are
o villain!
Madam. you are mistaken. II seem.
ed that few sympathetic words'-
Spotted by Woman.
And who are you to speak sym.
pathetic words to my father? You 20
On. sir. think have seen your face
before. and remember that did not
Ike 1t. You yet along or I'll whistle
for the police"
Mr Bowser walked on There was
Mrs. Bowser and tue cat wrapped up
IN their seltlsbness. but he could not
bead for bone not yet. He went up
10 the corner and turned TO End q
young man leauiDg against the fence.
"Ah. no home. no money. no friends 2
Young mani can't blame you for feel
Ing desperate, but perhaps can
change things for you"
And who may YOU beT'' was asked.
You may call me n pblauthropist."
I'D rather call you au idiot or say
you bad been drinking too muchl
Look here. old pop. my girl lives in
there. We are going TO dance. and
I'm waiting for her You skate right
along about your business or therell
be roubler'
Mr. Bowser wandered about for an
hour longer and then went home.
There was Mrs. Bowser and the cat
and the warm room. and he sat down
with grunt Of contentment and said:
81 see that the price of pork is TO
go M again"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
FOOD FOR A GENIUS.
Diet That ENABLED Mrs, 5iddons 70
Riso 70 lady Macbeth.

Diet That Enabled Mrs. 5iddcns 70
Riso 70 Lady Macbeth
II it nd- altogether easy TO lmngine
n Lady Macbeth eating chops Sc, her
greatest tnucrsonuior gul her ipsplra-
ton from them, II one ilry rely on IN
alioGelher delightful pgiuprity.t GU. a
certain occusiuu. writes u, VI. Lucas In
his book "rbc Second post.r the paint
pr Hayden paid his butcber who re-
ciprocnted 10y expressing great adnira-
liou for the artists painting Of ALEX
auder"
"Qulte alive. sir said the butcher.
81 am glad you think So" said the
artist.
"Yes, sir: but. as I have often said
20 my sister. you could not have paint
ed that picture sir. II you had not cat
my meat, sir"
every true MIR Sowerby."
"Ah, slr. | have Il fancy for genus.
sir"
"Hnvc you, Mr. SowerbyT'. h.
Yes, sir Mrs Siddons. sir. bas eat
my meat, SIR. Ncver was such a wom-
an for chops. sir! All. sir, she was
wonderful crayture" sf- 50 g
"She was. MIR. Sowerby.r2 EcaH
"Ah. sir when she used 60 ace that
there charactet-but,," Lord. such a
head MS I say to my sister---that' ttiere
woman. sir. that. uurdsrs q king be-
tween 'em."
"Oh Lady Macbeth"
"Ah, sir, that's it-Iady Macbeth I
used 10 get no with the butler behlpd
her carriage when she acted. and
used 10 see her looking quite Wild and
all the people quite frightened Aha.
my lady, says !, If II wasn't for my
meat. though. YOU wouldn't be able to
do THAR"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
It Seldom Pays.

People who are iu the habit NJ
saying Just what they thiul, gcn.
orally occupy subordinate posi-.
} tlons.-ChlcagO Record Herald
'e@c:,3s& :o:,:so: .. .:.v.s...
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
Waldo and the PlokI.d pspp.r..

Nov dearie' said the nurse. 'T
want you to learn this nice little poem
about Peter Iiper licked q peck Of
picked perurr,
"Shunt" answered tile Boston child.
much IN the manner Of other children.
"Oh. naughty, naughty! Why. Wal
do. why won't you learn this pre,t ty
puem?
For two reasons" answered Waldo.
In the first pace. the ALTERATION Of
the line you quote is so excessive as to
dc.rpy ans literary finish that such
ndvcnrtiniIs ulds TO metricnl compost
tion might leud n used more sparing-
w. Aud. in the second place. consider
the impossibllty of picking peppers
which have already been picked The
wbclp thing Is heneatli the attention OF
any intelligent person."-B Boston Trav.
elur
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

stomach. Then there was push. and
'ue 'iclm went backward into M old
snow baht aud The representative OF
me law aaaniered on without looking
".' boNser arose and for moment
ne hau Vision Of Mrs Bowser. the
cat ana warm room and the outaJe
world be hanged. but he fought II
""sy ana passed on An old man Una
washing the stone steps Of residence
nc was Ola nud feeble and the work
was hard
You have bad Eofrows." said aIr
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

Samuel Birch, Of Beetowu, WIS.
had g. most narrow escape from los
ing his leg, as no doctors could heal
the frightful sore that h7d developed,
but at last Bucklen's Arni"p Sllvc
cured il completely It's the Created
healer of ulcers, burns, buils, eczema.
scalds. cuts. Germs, cold-sorcs brus-
es and piles ON earth. Try IT, 25c al
Tgchanen Bros
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
oJjous Comparison.

A Boston woman who attained much
prominence In the campaign for won
ans suffrage once said gt publ
meeting that She thought T D Aldrlcl
was effeminate.
rno remark was repeated 60 Aldrlcb
os a icke, whereupon he very dryiy
remarked:
Yes. so | am-compared 10 her..
Success Magazine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
RebvHed'by the Con.

The cop hadn't said a word. He h0d
just looked aud listened When Mr..
Bowser hod concluded bis Orntorical
effort the cops club was thrust out
until tho c,,d -, .sod .,u tho ,,ratn,.'c
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

esoh ana blood instead OF stone You
can sit right here and hur your self.
lsbness."
Nfr. Bowsef hardly knew where TO
begin his missionary work He was
leaning on the gntc TO think II over
when a feeble old woman came along.
She carried can Of kerosene and
seemed TO fear q foil. The electric
light showed him pale. wan fecc--o
face that had passed through grlefs
and sorrows.
MY good womaD." he said aa he
stepped out ''you are poor and owly
Yof are plnlHg''--i
She gnve start a. his words. and
down che went. and as he extended his
band abe squealed out:
"You are q liar and robbcr! Go
away or I'll scream for the policer'
"Poor old woman. but you need kind
Nordsw
"Aud you need q month in jail Help,
ie'rl- PuliceF
MY dear old LADY,
"Pollce. pollcc!'
Air I3owser bad to take &c Nls heels
The police migbt come running. and
81 any moment Mrs. Bows,r and the
cat might appear on the front steps
He hlkcd along for two blocks. but be
was not discouraged. When be saw
a policeman on the corner. arms fold
cd aud head bent IN thought, he walk.
% up to him and said,
"Ohicer, n Is ~ hard and drenry life
vow lend nnd the world is ungrotcrJl
Aur virr ana children may die. hut
the world cares nAught You may as-
plre TO high ideals. but you hnve got
to pound the pnvements 10 earn your
sordid bread and Dutter. officer.
pity YOU"
RebUifed'by the Cop.
The cop hadn't said word He had
just looked aud listened When Mr..
Bowser hod concluded bis Orntoricul
effort the cops club was thrust out
until tho c"d I'D -" tho nrnthr'e
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
A Earem Soaren,

When women votes came into STYLE
We let them pass and had e. smile.
cut now the harcm skirts the fad
They've taken all the rights from dad
But ] won't countcnauce this thing
I'm 6o'ng 60 smash the FAD. py Hngi
II my VIE r5ys she's going 10 wear EN-.
BY heck I'm 20 end Ect harem'
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

Two hood arc better than ons."
quoted the wi 90 guy
- hId one quite enough the morn
Ing after" replied the simple muN.--
Philadelphia Record.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
Anaehronistie.

was his drama modern and renlis
ticT'
No" answered Mrs. Midwest
The second act takes place Sis
months after the irst. and the heroine
still has the same husband. Life.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
On 4 MeAoY Mlaalon.

"Golpe TO the drug store1 YOU might
stop and tell the butcher that
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01

And Mrs Eovser 7clt sorry TOR htm
and turned away bcr head thot hc
might not SOC her smile.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-04-01
AOWsER SNUBBED
Efforts to Cheer and Encourage
/ .sip the Poor.
HIS SYMPATHY RsRuFfrD.

ons Woman o.lI. Him a Liar and
1obb.tT-csp shovss Hin, or .hs
sWslk-oidstsd Away From 4 Door.
Fst tnnh, - a
By NJ QUAD.
f@pyright. 1910 BY Associstcd literary
- 't. prcse.1
IN, BOwsER did not irlii hla
|" cigar and pick up his even.
Xv ilg pnper os be finished his
49, dinner. but sat with bis head
on, his fiKlN hand and seemed to bc
deeply lthlnklng Mrs. Bowser noticed
lin after n bltdnd auerled:
fHavs you got cold or anything,
dearT' sf
A long drawn seh.ip response.
docs your back achef"
= arthst ahd sbr,ia. $3.50
rif you think YOU ere going to have
the grip again yond brtter sonk your
fket?'
Two grunts and Il hump
I've got a gargle In The house N
your throat ID sore l1I
Mrs Bowseb yoa arc. tolshfy
strange womnn!' be exclaimed as he
wheeled around on her. Cant q man
evft sit down 10 think over things
without your wondering u he has the
backachel have no backachc2 |
hare no cold. ! am not going TO have
the grip"
rJust thinking. rhf'
tYes. just thinking. and IT would be.
{ xqpd thing ifyop did the same thing