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ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Letters of Administration on the Els tate of Alden c. Jones, deceased, were granted 10 the undersigned. dated the 18th day of April 1911. by the Probate Court of Garland County. Arkansas. All persons having claims against said estate are requested to exhibit them, properly authenticated, within six months after the date of said letters, or they may be precluded from any benefit in said estate and fl such claims be not exhibited within one year from the date of said letters they shall be forever barred and precluded from any benefit in said estate.
 R. A. JONES, Administrator for the Estate of Alden c. Jones, deceased.
 4-1s-6w
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SORE FEET co.
sorreIIs Drug Company Lands the Agency for Ego, Already the Great
 est Remedv for Painful Feet

sorreIIs Drug Company Lands the Agency for Ego, Already the Great
 est Remedy for Painful Feet.
 Rejoice and be glad all ye residents of Hot Springs who suffer from sore. painful. burning or smarting feet, for Sorrells Drug Company now sells Ego. the different remedy that ban ishes all misery from the feet and makes them feel fine in almost no time.
 Ego is refined ointment. very pleasant to use, and large glass jar only costs 25 cents.
 It surely is the finest thing on earth for swollen or aching feet, and It promptly extracts the pain and soreness from corns, bunions and cal louses.
 If you want pair of comfortable feet that won't give you any bother throughout a strenuous day. get Ego and rub it in.
 And Ego is mighty good for otler things. too, sunburn for instance, and chatlng, and is very soothing and healing in skin diseases. Only 25 cents.
 Ego Chemical Co,
 Rochester, N. Y. Makers.
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NORTH ARKANSAS LEAGUE.
Helena I Jonesboro 4. Ten innings. Paragould 5; Blytheville 1.
BERLIN TO SWELL UP.

Berlin, May 16.--The Prussian Diet today adopted the Greater Berlin bill, which will combine the capital and the suburban municipalities. forming a metropolitan area with a population of close to 350O.000 This union will move Berlin from the sixth to the third position among the great cities of the world in point of population, placing it immediately after London and New York.
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Montgomery Wins.

Montgomery. May 16. Bills was never in trouble while More was hit hard in the early innings Chattanoo- gas only run came in the third in ming when Moran hit h's second home run of the series. Sensational fielding by Osteen and Daley were features.
 Chatta 70 1 o 0 0 0 0 0-1 l Montg ...2 ? 000 0 0 c 0 x--4
 More and Higgins: Bills and Flint.
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phlIIies Defeated

Philadelphia, May 16.-Cincinnati defeated Philadelphia today II to 1. The visitors practically won the game in the second inning when the made four singles in succession off Bren nan and Chalmers. who succeeded him. gave three bases on balls and was hit for two singles. eight runs being scored.
 Cinci. ..Os 0 0 2 0 0 1--11 Ii 1 Phila ..3OO O 0 0 0 O. 4 g 2
 Suggs and Mclean; Brennan. Chal- mers. Shultz and Moran and Dooin
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AMERICAN lEAGUE
sox Beat philIies.

Chicago, May 16.-scott held the worlds champions to three hits today, while his teammates punched hits. which enabled Chicago to win their third straight game from Philadel- phia 6 to 1. Two doubles gave the vic itors their lone run.
 Chicago .., 70 0 2 o 1 x--6 3 1 Phila .... 70 0 0 0 0 0 0--1 3
 Scott and Sullivan; Krause and Thomas.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
Giants Are Beaten.

New York, May 16. Skew York was beaten today by St. Louis s to 6. Raymond and Ames were wild and in effective. Doyle's batting was the fea- ture. he making two triples and two singles.
 l1. Louis. II 1 0 0 0 Is 12 1 New York 0 o ? ? 0 0 0 2--6 10
 Steel and Bliss; Raymond and Marquard and Wilson. 4
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Memphis Wins, Too.

Birmingham. May 16.-Memphis overcame a lead of five runs this af- ternoon and won to C. Birm ...4O1O O1 0 0--6 8 2 Memphis :. 0 70 o 0 , 2 0 1--s 15 ?
 Wagner. Tannehill and Elliott Fritz and Knotts.
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Plttsbura Win.

Boston, May 16. .-Pittsburg won it's third game from Boston today II to 2, The visitors knocked Pfeiffer out oi the box in the first inning, scoring six runs. Miller's stick work was the feature.
 Boston ..s.0 ? 0 ? Q ? 0--7 12 Pitts. . 6 Q c 0 2 1-ii Is 1
 lPfeiffer. Brown and Rariden; Steele and Gibson.
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Nans Win Close Game

Cleveland. May 16.-Well played three baggers in t 9 second and ninth innings each netted run and Cleve- land won this afternoon from New York to 1.
 Clev.. .. 70 i 0 0 0 Q l---2 8 ? N. Y..s. 70 0 Q 1 0 0 0 O--1
 Gregg and Fisher; Fisher and Blair.
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Detroit Makes t Three

Detroit. May 16.--Detroit took the third straight game from Boston to- day to 6. Cicotte passed Bush and Crawford in the ninth and Moriarity'c C hit drove in the winning run. Boston ....0 00 3 0 i 02 0-6 10 1 Detroit -. oO02 To 0 1--7 16 Atlanta <. ......t. .e IF l3 4SV Fitte and Strange.
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PeIIIeans Winning Again

New Orleans, May l6. Butchers home run over the left field fence won today's game for the home team Nash .. ....0 % O. 0-1 I 0 New O.. 0 0 0 1 1 o 0 0 x--2 3 I
 Anderson and Seabaxgh; Maxwell and Angemier.
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Senators Shut Out.

st. Louis May 16.-St. Louis won the third straight game from Wash ington today to 0. Lake allowed Wash .....O 0 % % o 0---0 3>z St. L.... 70 1 % 0 0 Ri Il 1
 Gray and Ainsmith; Lake and Stephens.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
In the GarIann F,

In the Garland cnancery Court. Olympia Candy Kitchen and Gus Mantis, al, Plaintiffs,
 To
 Chas. C. Sparks. Receiver, nefendaai Notice is hereby given to all pal'' having claims against the plalnihs file same, properly verliied in ths @' within ninety days from this date s < will be forever barred from any ata' from said estate.
 Issued by order Of the Garland e'' sery Court.
 Given under my hand and seal , court, on this 9th day of March lai1
 H. A W1rrTINGTON, GET By A. c. Sullenberger. Deputy.
 MRS. MAE ELMO, MEoluhI Tells Past, Present and Future Central. and Phone S55.
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SOUTHERN LEAGUE
AtIanta Makes one HIt.

Atlanta Makes One HIt.
 Mobile. May i1.-Allen allowed but one hit today and won for Mobile 2 to one. Atlanta ...O o00 0 oo o0 1--1 I | Mobile .s.. - 01 Q 0 x-2 | i Britton and Miller; Allen and Cad man.
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Sick headache results from a disorder ed condition of the stomach. and can bs cured by the use of chamberlaln's Stom. ch and Liver Tablets. Try 1t For sale v all dealers.
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Don't forget our big sale on all porch furpitrue. Grand Rapids Furni- ture Company.
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R. R. MEN NOTICE.

All visiting R. R. men meet at the Arlington Studio. Happy Hollow. Wed nesday, May IT at s:ao pm.
 K. R. MEN.
 5-16-2t
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rho only piacs in the city whore yon can set hand made baby clothes II Hr2 Q. Btxe1ns t-t store e-35.sf
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VIZ HAUL youR BAGGAGE AND CHECK sAMK TO youR pEsTlNA TON WITHOUT EXTRA CHARGE CALL AT OUR OFFICE OR PHONE ssR COOPER nRoa. LIVERY q rRANsFEn ea
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cHAs. sTuRDlvANT.

Expert stenograpber and notary rubllc desires to inform the public taat he Is prepared to do all kinds of work in his line on the shortest notice. He will call at hotels and private residences with his machine, if desired. or will take dictation there and return the work later. Ills prof. ciency in orthograpny and grammar entities him to special consideration. Telephone lsS or s3o. 1-15-tf.
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MRS MAE ELMO. MEDIUM.

Tells Past Present and Future. 1906 Central Aye. Phone S55.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATlak
Minneapolis 1s; St. Paul 3.

Minneapolis 1s; St. Paul 9.
 Milwaukee 5; Kansas City il. : Indianapolis 4; Louisville 5.
 COTTON STATES LEAGUE. Medidian i Jackson 6,
 Greenwood f: Yazoo City 6. first game. Second game-Greenwood B; Yazoo City C.
 Hattlesburg 5; vickburg '.
 Rent one of our electric cleaners to clean hoase with. Only s2.so per day. Grand Rapids Furniture Company
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STEADY GROWTH

The last statement oi ms \ shows Deposits of s5s6.e7ip'-s of s47.957 in the past year. ,,l
 We consider our stesa' <. x year after year a measure z. |fidence reposed in this lllss" those who do business WIT .'., we believe that the exp.ap s..< summed up in two words land Service.
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TEXAS LEAGUE

Austin ,; Ft. Worth O. San Antonio 6; Waco 5. Dallas 6; Galveston 6. Oklahoma City 2; Houston lg
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
MoRAvIAN FALLS. NORTH CAROLINA. JANUARY 1911


Wonder if we could enjoy life better
it We didn't have to scratch so hard
for a living Seems like we could.
And again it seems like we couldn't.
The molasses is always sweeter be-
cause we dug hard in the cane-patch,
and the candy of life has for us bet
ter flavor if we stir it with our own
old wooden spoon.
Here is the lesson we have learned
from the text: It is better that we
scratch for ourselves. And it is also
better that we have not gold-plated
mantel-piece to scratch against. A
blackjack bush is better. So we will
go on scratching as usual We will
not. break our necks to get rid of
scratching them. That would be kill
ling the goose, and so forth.
Goodby. At another time / will tell
you wliet sbeeaslae he q sstle bird
For the present he has tucked his
head under his wing and gone to
sleep.
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
rs UNCLE SAM A FOOL?

Is Uncle Sam a fool, say? And I
it sometimes. It's Well-known fact
that the old star-studded rascal can
spend more money foo1ishly than any
other man or set of men, corporation
or institution, that ever tried to do
business.
I have already had my say on the
battleship question, and now want
to call your attention to that thun-
rderation, tarnal-nation bowling hum
bug known as the Government Print
ing Office. It's a big establishment,
and it costs millions of dollars to run
tt I've been there and seen it-been
all through the blamed thing. They
boast of it's being the largest printing
office in the world, and maybe it is.
I'm not disputing about it's size, for
goodness knows lisa whopper. But
what good is it? What do they print
there that is worth dried apple cuss
ito anybody?
They print the Congressional Re-
cord when Congress is in session. The
Record is the official cemetery where
they bury the 1ifeless utterances OF
our c1awhammer-coated Congression-
al kangaroos. It is also useful for
1Congressmen to slop over in when
thera is not room at the Capitol Ev-
cry word thatis uttered in Congress
as well as a lot of words that are not
uttered, gets itself printed in the
Record # the niger boy that runs
i the elevator happens to sneeze, YOU
can read that sneeze in the Record
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
VOL. ii.
HE FIXED TT.

friend of mine had big mud-hole
Right plum in front of his house;
And the wagoners passed and got
hung up,
And cussed to beat the douse.
My friend was a good old Christian
And he hated to hear such talk,
And 80 he decided to fix that hole
So the horses would not balk.
He went out there with shovel and ak
And fell to work with vim,
And pretty soon man came along
And stopped to talk with him.
Il see you're workin the road" he
said;
Then answered the good old soul:
Il got tired of hearing the drivers
cuss,
And 1 thought I'd fix this hole
The fellow took his pipe from his
mouth,
I'm sure the pipe was cob,)
And smiled and said, as he passed
along,
Well, you're doin' dam good job
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
A LOVE STORY.

Sam Short saw Sally Spriggins.
Sally Spriggins saw Sam Short Sam
seemed sorely smitten. Sally sorter
smiled. Some strange, sweet sensa-
ton seemed silently set souIward.
Sam signified such sensation, so Sally
soon saw something serious seemed
sure. Sam said Sally's smiles shed
sweetness. Sally said Sans speech
sounded sorter silly.
Several Sundays saw Sam sporting
Sally. Saying some sentimental SEN
tence, Sam sorter sighed. Sally sat
silent
Suddenly Sam, seeming strangely
stirred, spoke saying: "Say, Sally
suppose somebody sought spouse
should somebody succeed?"
Sally simply said: Seek sire, Sam
seek sire" So Sam sought Sire
opnggins. Sire Spriggins said
"Sartin.'
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
NO. L.

next day. But nobody ever reads the
Record, and it isn't worth half the
white paper it is printed on.
What else do they print at the G. P.
o?
Oh, they print Reports, Reports,
Reports. Great big heavy. ponderous
volumes of Reports about this, that
and the other-Reports that nobody
on earth is interested in. They use
the finest grade of heavy book paper
for these Reports, and put them in
expensive cloth bindings and send
them broadcast over the country. No
body was ever known to read one of
these Government Reports. They are
dumped into the cellar with other
rubbish and trash, and there they lie
till they. rot. / have about a wagon
load of them in my own cellar, and
they are inst now getting coed and
mellow. If man had a great secret
that must be kept hid from all the
world, the safest place to put it would
be in a Government Report.
Expensive? Yes, golly, I reckon it
| is expensive. I haven't seen any ex-
act figures on-tl1e subject, but it must
cost millions of dollars to print and
send out all that rubbish. And nearly
every bit of it is entirely wasted.
Just as well take that much money
and throw it in the river.
But Uncle Sam don't give doggon.
{ He just. dives down into his jeans and
and digs up the long green and says:
Here, boys, take this. Go and buy
more paper and ink and hire more
hands and print more Reports to send
out to people who wouldn't give three
4 cents a ton for them .
Mighty thunderation rich Sam is.
4 But just the other day the news went
forth that he was not able to buy new
flags and was going to darn the old
ones. Mighty thunderation poor Sam
is.
Work out the problem, boys. ! give
it up.
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
A SERMON BY THE PASTOR OF
THE FLOCK.

TEXT:-"And the little bird sat on
the roof of the coW-shed and scratch
ed its neck. And it sadly said, Il
scratch because it itches.''
Now, my good IDIOTS, do you know
we are like the little bird? We do
things because because we can't help
doing them. Most of us are not what
we are from personal choice Our lots
were cast among certain environ
ments, and we can't get out. Our on
ly prerogative is to stay where we are
and make the most of our surrounds
>ings.
II the great Conductor of the uni
verse had loaded us all onto special
Pullman palace car and sent us into
this world richly lowered with wis
dom and all other good things and
told us to choose for ourselves, how
many of us would have chosen the
place we now occupy? Not many.
We would have all taken suite of
rooms in the finest hotel in town. We
would all have been fine people, with
nothing to do but visit all the other
| fine people, and if our neck itched we
would have hired a niger to scratch
| it.
But I am indulging in dreams. We
don't happen to find ourselves rolling
in such opulence. Most of US are just
| common folks, and if our shoulder
blade itches we have to scrub it a.
gainst tree. Maybe the little birt
wouldn't be roosting on the desolatt
old cew-shed if it had a coy homt
under some warm south bank, with {
sweet little rivulet babbling near ant
/ a few bright flowers glinting ant
smiling in the sun. But some othe
bird got there first guess it wa
the early bird" that we have hear,
SO much about. Here we're about t.
i discover that the early bird catche
other things besides the worm. Oh
Il LudL We 4COu1u oil UC col 1y -
we can't. If some of us get ther
first, others are bound to get ther
Hast.
/ It seems like the fates have worke
; off a huge joke on US poor idiots
Why compel US to wait for the secon
table, only to find it empty and bare
Why not let us all eat first and a
get the best victua1s? That's tn
question / want answered. I've wait
) ed long for the, answer, and still wal
5 And in the meantime, fgurativel
speaking, have to stand on the roc
) of the cow-shed and scratch my nee
]. And / scratch because it itches.
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01

Fletcherism, the new health fad,
urges people to chew their food more
carefully. Good advice, no doubt,
out the problem of chewing isn't
oothering me half as much as the
problem of getting something to chew.
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01

Boys, if you will just keep rolling
in the subs like you are doing now.
we will soon show the world what the
word circulation means.
The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917, 1911-01-01
NEW PRESS NEEDED.

Boys, I've got to buy me larger
and faster printing press. My ycircu-5
lation has grown SO large that 4 cant
handle it much longer on the press +
now have. The new press will cost
a whole lot of money, and / must de-
pend on you to help me get it. You
roll in the subs, and FL do the rest.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-11

with pneumonia. Mrs. Huskey was a
native of Tennessee, being 70 years
and 4 motnhs of age at the time of her
death. She had resided in Mosier with
her family over 20 years. The deceas-
ed as member of the local Rebekah
lodge, loved and respected by all who
knew her. She leaves two sons, j. W.,
Of Rimby, Alta, Canada, Geo. W., of
Mosler, and stepson, W. E. Huskey,
OF Mosier, her youngest son, j. r.,
having died January 29th of this year.
Services were held in the Christian
church Monday, May 8th, at 2 P. M,
Rev. X. H. Sickafoose having charge.
At the |. o. o. F. cemetery the beauti-
full Rebekah service for the Dead was
used.
S. M. Vestal, of Eagle Point, is
spending few days with his aunt,
Mrs. N. A. Hunter.
0. E. Ramsey, of Moro, has moved
his family down for the summer. They
are at G. L. Carols farm, where Mr..
Ramsey has charge of the new resi-
dence now under construction.
Mrs. Emma Carroll, who was quite
i'll last week, is now recovering slowly.
Miss Mary Reeves, who is i'll at her
home near Mosier, is reported as much
better
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-11
Avalon WAY.

Miss Nellie Franklin has returned
from Eugene where she spent the
winter studying music. She will visit
with her sister, Mrs. VIM. Swick, q
month and then will spend the remain.
der of the summer with her mother ir
Eastern Oregon.
On Thursday F. C. House and Gus
Miller went for recreation down II
Hood River. TO hear their story they
did some work but after skillful man.
aging succeeded in landing a fine thirty.
five pound fish. They considered il
we'll worth the energy they expended
and called their day a lark.
Several of the young people OF
Avalon neighborhood attended the
graduating exercises of the Barrett
school which were held at the Valley
Christian church on Saturday evening.
M. M. Morrison and family have
moved into summer camp on their five
acre tract. Last week they sold theil
SIX acre home place to Mr.. Ainsworth
He, too, has established himself in his
new home and begun work. Mr.. Nor.
risOn will make arrangements to build
house during the summer, but al
present they are living in the old house
and a tent.
Gus Miller has just finished and de.
livered the concrete tubing for Mr.
Ainsworth's new we'll. This makes al
least five wells he has tubed on Avalon
Way beside numerous others through
the valley.
Miss Nellie Coad was home from
Dee on Saturday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-11
PINE GROVE

Rev. Crenshaw, our pastor, occupied
the pulpit Sunday morning.
We hope to see all the mothers in
the community at the morning service
next Sunday, when they will receive
flowers in their honor. Special music
for the occasion.
Mr.. and Mrs. McClain left for their
home in Ohio last Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Mohr left Mon
day evening for Corvallis to attend the
State Grange, going as delegates.
A. |. Mason and wife and Sumner
Cameron are also in attendance at the
State Grange.
Mrs. Van Allen and family have
moved to Hood River. Her son,
Homer, and wife. will take care of her
farm this summer.
Mrs. Martin Dragseth is entertain
ing a cousin from Wisconsin.
Do not forget the entertainment by
Mrs. Walter Rose next Friday evening
at the hall. Adults 25c, children l5c.
The Misses Lafferty, of Odell, will
assist Mrs. Rose with musical selec-
tions.
Let there be a good attendance at
the church next Sunday evening to
listen to the address of Mrs. SiIbaugh.
She is fine speaker. Admission free.
Collection taken.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-11
FRANKTON

Earl Noble visited with the home
folk Sunday.
j. R. Phillips and R. S. Cohoon were
in the Upper Valley Sunday looking
over a piece of property recently pur.
chased by Mr.. Phillips.
The surprise. party Thursday evening
on Mrs. B. W. Lamar was we'll attend.
ed and much enjoyed by all present.
A number of the childrenSat Ruthtcr
are victims of the measles.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Cohoon and daugh,
ter, Glare, came up from Portland
Wednesday and called on Mr.. Cohoon's
son, R. S. Cohoon. They were moving
to Clitfe, Wash, where they will be
located on a ranch.
Mr.. Price is improving his place by
filling in the yard and building an add.
tion to the house.
The Improvements made on the
flaner Hill last week will add greatly
to the safety and pleasure of the
travelling public.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-11
OAK GROVE

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Hall are spend
ing the week in Portland. Mrs. Halls
sister, Miss Polly Bronaugh, anC
cousin, Miss Margaret Bronaugh, who
have been her guests for the past few
weeks, returned to Portland with
them.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Coburn Allen have
gone to the Upper Valley to take uI
their home on the large tract of land
owned by the Oregon Apple Co. OF
Hood River, of, which Mr.. Allen is
part owner.
The entertainment given in the hall
on Monday evening, May first, by Miss
Hazel Bawden, was very well attended
and was thoroughly enjoyed.
F. E. Skinner and family have re-
turned to their ranch, having spent
the winter in town.
About twenty-five couples attended
the dance at the hall Friday evening.
Newman's orchestra furnished the
music.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-05-11
WHITE SALMON.
IFrom The EnterprIsel

l.. R. Galvis has been spending the
week in Portland.
John Thompson and wife spent Sun
day in Hood River.
Homer Green and wife were visitors
in Hood River Sunday.
While blasting rock last week J. W.
Henry was struck by piece of stone
and his leg broken between the knee
and the ankle.
A boy arrived at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. H. W. Day Friday, and after
presenting his calling card was taken
in and will remain for some time.
J. L. Sutherland made trip up the
Hood River valley for ten miles re-
Gently and says that it is worth any
ones time to tour that valley.
Thomas Kelley has a new home in
Estes Addition nearly completed for
his son, who came from Missouri last
fall.
John Gearin, who has large tract