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The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
(Final Proof.)
Department of the Interior

u. S. Land Office at HALEY, Idaho,
January f9, 1911
Notice is hereby given that Frank
A. Johnson, of Richfield, Idaho. who
on September II, 1907, made home
stead entry (serial 04769), No. 1851,
for west half northeast quarter
and the east half northwest quarter,
section "a, township south, range
19 east Boise eMridian, has filed no
mutation proof, to establish claim
tice of intention to make final com
Register and Receiver, U. S. Land
to the land above described, before
Office, at HALEY Idaho, on the 2Sth
day of March, 191,
Claimant names as witnesses:
Albert Huntingdon, Burton w.
Reeves, Mark @. Johnson and John
Row, all of Richfild, Idaho.
P. f. HORNE,
Register
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
F-W. CRANE
Entryman.

Continued until March 4th
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02

so you are living at hotel?"
Yes" replied Mrs. Crosslots. 1.-THE
cook got so naughty and domineering
that we decided to simply walk out of
the house and show her that we could
be as Independent as anybody"
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
WlFE'S IA ERRORS IN LIFE

TO buy bargain neckties.
To let him know how old she is.
To allow him to edit her letters.
To expect to have the last word
To tell him what her mother says
To ask him to put on her rubbers
To tell him that he is good look
ing.
To ask him where he has been when
he comes back.
To ask man where he is going
when he goes out.
To economic at the expense OF her
personal appearance.
To expect him to II 3 her best
friends husband
To tell him everything, and thus re.
veal her limitations.
To tell him what she would do if
she were in his place
To allow his stock of handkerchiefs
and socks to get low.-Life.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
CONVERSATION.

Conversation may be divided into
chats, arguments, pa1ie, and palayer,
with gossips and quarrels as side is
sues.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

To SETTLERS UNDER THE IRRIGATION
SYSTEM OF THE IDAHO IRRIGATION
COMPANY, LTD:
Notice is hereby given in pursuance
of the provisions of an Act of the Leg
islature of the State of Idaho, com
monty known as Carey Act, approved
March End, 1899, that the Idaho Irriga-
ton Company, Limited, is now pre-
pared to deliver water for irrigation
from the said canal system to any one
who may have entered, under the pro-
visions of SAID Act, any of the follow
ing described land, to the extent of the
irrigable portion of the said several
tracts.
IDAHO IRRIGATION CO., LTD.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
Shows for JtseIf

che man who lives by the golden
rule never has to talk to his friends
about his piety.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02

To allow his stock of handkerchiefs
and socks to get low-Life.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02
Deserves Indictment

Munster berg: A state which will
not prevent what can be foreseen is
open to indictment.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02

People spend thousands Of dollars
in education, in books, in travel. in
theater tickets, and all in order to
be able to carry on a conversation.
AS conscience. the women talk
about cooks and clothes and the
men about the weather and women.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02

The art of conversation is a lost
one and the art of keeping still de-
mands cultivation. The trouble is
that were we to develop the art of
keeping still we should immediately
begin to talk about it,
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1911-03-02

Conversations are fortunately for
gotten as soon as they are over, 9TH
erwise people would be so mortified
over their inane remarks that they
would seek new friends every day,
fearing to meet old ones.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
An Irishman's Memory.

Former Postmaster General John
Wanamaker, the big merchant, believes
that the Irish, as race, have excel
lent memories, says the Popular Mag
.azine, and to back up his opinion he
tells a story as it was related to him
by man from the Emerald Isle.
Pat was working in the garden when
Satan popped into view, appearing
suddenly and mysteriously from be-
hind a rose bush.
Good morning" said Satan.
"The same to you," replied Pat.
Satan, evidently deciding that this
was not a propitious time to capture
Pats soul, asked question merely for
the purpose of making conversation.
How do you hike eggs?" he in
quired
every much" answered Pat. Satan
then disappeared.
Four years later the Irishman was
again working in the gordon, when
Satan made another phenomenal ap-
pearance, and began a question.
''HoW-"
Fried said Pat, without a mo-
ments hesitation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
The Acme of Discomfort.

George Gould was making one of his
last trips as president of the Missouri
Pacific, according to the Chicago Trib-
une. His private car was laid out on a
siding for some reason or other, and
he got out to stretch his legs, An old
Ir.shman was tapping the wheels.
Gould went up to him
Morning. How do you like the
wheels
Not worth a darn" said the Irish
man.
g well, how do you like the carr"
Its good enough for the wheels"
What do you think of the road?"
ut catches the car"
Gould looked at the old chap for a
minute.
Maybe you don't know who | am.
Yes, l do" retorted the Irishman
You're George Gould, and l knew your
father when he was president of the
road. And by COB, he's going to be
president of it again."
"Why, my father is dead" said Mr.
Gould.
Il know that, replied the Irishman
land the road is going to hell"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they canno
reach the diseased portion OF the ear
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutions
remedies. Deafness is caused by ar
infamed condition of the Eustachian
Tube. When this tube is infamed you
have a rumbling sound or imperfect
hearing, and when it is entirely clos
ed. deafness is the result, and unless
this inflammation can be taken on
and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an inflamed condition of the mu-
Gus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
'or any case of Deafness Caused ny
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circu-
lars free.
F.. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
,tipation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
Spirit of Yachting.

This is good weather for Mediter-
ranean yachting" said G. A Cormack,
the secretary of the New York Yacht
Club Some of our finest boats are
now cruising in the blue water.
How fine and luxurious yachts have
become!" Mr.. Cormack resumed In
the past it wasn't so. IA spirit of gay
ETY. took the place of luxury in the
past An old seaman, you know, was
once asked by young lady for the
definition of yacht, and correctly re-
piled:
Well, my dear young lady, yacht
is any old tub with bottle of cham
payne on board"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
FOR SALE.
Room house Jackson street, So,
500

Room house Jackson street, So.
500
Room house, large lot, $3,25o.
One Groom house, large lot, 81
200; sewerage and bath.
One Broom house. large lot, 81
600, sewerage and bath.
One 5-room house, large lot, $4,-
25o.
One 4-room house, large lot, 5000.
107 acres, miles of railroad. 600
acres open; 4-room house $500 acre.
100 acres, miles of railroad; s.
acres open; rent bales cotton; $500
acre.
200 acres, 6 1-2 miles of railroad:
rent bales cotton; price $1,000 acre.
400 acres on fine graded road, well
improved and near railroad. Nice
home or investment; 300 acres open.
1000 acres, miles of railroad; 500
acres open; Is tenant houses.
1900 acres, miles of railroad well
improved; healthy; all-'round goo1
farm; only $500 acre.
If you want to buy, sell or rent
come to see me.
p. d. WLLLIF0RD,
526 Cotton Ave.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

"A resolution will be introduced in
the next Georgia legislature this sum
mer, seeking to memorabilia Congress
to cut Georgia into two states to be
known as North Georgia and South
Georgia It's object, according to J. H.
Crawley, of Waycross, who has drafted
the resolution, is to stop the continual
pickering, in politics and other ways
between the two sections. He states a
number of senators and representa-
tors-elect are in favor of the division.
Bur Ter Herald Interesting if true.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
Delivered and Paid For.

The book agent approached respect
fully the desk of James S. Sherman
the Vice President of the United States
saying:
This set of books is for you, free of
charge There are a few celebrated
men to whom we wish to give a set
thus affording you pleasure and giving
the books valuable advertisement
Please sign this receipt"
Mr.. Sherman signed and smiled, says
the Popular Magazine. The books were
handsome.
Three months later another agent
appeared, asking payment for the
books.
But they were presented to me, .
objected the Vice-President.
"In return for this receipt and
promise to pay" explained the agent
smoothly, producing the paper Sher-
man had signed
The Vice President sighed, made out
his check for the required amount, said
something about being stung, and was
about to hand the check over. On
second thought, he drew it back, and
wrote on it this Endorsement:
This check is in full payment for a
set of books which are not worth a
darn, but the money is cheerfully paid
in acknowledgement of the smooth way
in which a gentlemanly book agent
came it over on your Uncle jim"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Finally the story that Bacon murder
ed Shakespeare got round to George
NJ. Cohan.
"'Tis falsen he shrieked; Il killed
him myself"
Well, perhaps he did-but the motion
picture shows and high-class vaudc-
vile helped.-Chicago Tribune.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
AT COST! AT COST! AT COST!

Because of the death Of ], L. Cham
bliss we will sell at cost:
l Carload Studebaker Wagons.
l Carload Russell Wagons.
High grade Buggies; also Wagon
Harness. Your opportunity to buy
best wagons, buggies and harness at
actual factory cost. We are to quit
handling these lines.
Chambliss Warehouse Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
The PnbIicist's Mistake.

What this town neds most" said
the eminent publtcist, lis a thorough
cleaning up, about a dozen new bridg-
es, and a first class subway system. p"
you are mistaken" replied the av-
erage citizen. What this town needs
most is a good left-handed pitcher " -
Chicago Record-Herald.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

where can 4, hide?" gasped the
mining stock promoter, as he burst in
to his Office The police are coming!"
Get into the simplifed card index
easel" cried the chief clerk q defy
anyone to find anything in there!"-
London Opinion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

I know young girl from Milwaukee
Quite pretty, but terribly tauk9e,
For hours she will prattle,
And little and tattle,
and so at proposing I'm baukee!
-Womans Home Companion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

SOME
MORNING SMILES.
Ouite a Cleaning.

Lady (engaging assistant gardner)-
And if I engage you, besides your 9th
er duties Sbu will have to attend 20
the three dogs and clean out their ken
nels, also clean out the parrots cage,
clean up my sons workshop and clean
both their bicycles, also clean the car
except when the weather's dirty"
Applicant Overwhelmed - And
shall have to clean that Trailer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

There is nothing in my play to
bring blush to anybody's cheek" said
the author
We'll" replied the producer, bring
the manuscript around when you get it
finished. Washington Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
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(Henry VanDyke.)

These are the gifts l ask of thee, Spirit
serene
Strength for the daily task;
Courage to face the road
Good cheer to help me bear the trav-
eler's load;
And for the hours of rest that come
between,
An inward joy in all things heard and
seen.
These are the sins I fain would have
thee take away
Malice and cold disdain;
Hot anger, sullen hate;
Scorn of the lowIy, envy of the great;
And discomfort that casts a shadow
gray
On all of the brightness of a common
day,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

The Cedartown Standard has IA
strong note of progress when it says;
Everybody has a chance now to do
something for themselves and for Ce-
dartown. Join the procession of Pro-
gress.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Man at 'Phone-'You know, love,
one can never tell who is listening to a
conversation ON these party lines"
Angry Voice-"Excuse me, sir! But
us operators never listen to phone
conversations. Life.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Bubbles is a great man to try to
dodge a responsibility on technicalit-
les"
Yes. He once signed a pledge.
Then he forgot about it and called in a
handwriting expert to prove that the
signature was a forgery. "-Washing-
ton Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
COnSOling.

q tell you" said Dottypate, I'm
nobody's fool"
ooh, we'll, never mind, Dotty dear"
said Miss Cynica "Some day some
nice girl will come along and take
you. '-Harpers Weekly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
His Chance of Making 1t.

Can you hold the train for my wife,
conductor? She's only three blocks be-
hind"
THAT depends Is she wearing a
hobble or a harem?'-Cincinnati En-
Quirer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

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Lord, HeW Witty!

Lord Haldane of Cloan, the Liberal
Governments new representative in
the peerage," said an English visitor TO
Philadelphia, lis witty person. The
day his elevation was announced he
wired to a friend
Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all the days of my life, and
will dwell in the House of Lords for
ever"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
= = = = = y = 4 \ \ \ \ 4 \ 4 4
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(Charles DiCkzens)

The memory of a clasping hand,
The presence of a kiss,
And all the trifies. sweet and frail
That make up human bliss.
If with a firm, unchanging faith
And holy trust and high
Those hands have clasped, those lips
have met
These things shall never die.
The cruel and the bitter word
That wounded as it fell;
The chilling want of sympathy
We feel but never tell.
The hard repulse that chills the heart
When hopes were bounding high,
In an unfading record kept,
These things shall never die.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
New Reading.

At midnight banquet lately,
This was got off by a guest:
LET us eat, drink and be merry,
For tomorrow we digest
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

The man who can't make money
wants to make it to spend; the man
who can make it wants to do it to make
more with
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

If the big Baptist convention at
Jacksonville fails to bring rain and
plenty of it then hope is extinct, com
ments the Moultrie Observer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

The best of mo- hers has to lie in
to her children to preserve
their belief in their father
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
After Danet.

| never saw a Camorrist,
| do not want to see one;
But, if it's all the same with you,
I'd rather see than be one.
Judge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Buffalo Bill and Sarah Bernhard
have nothing on the Mexican revolu-
ton when it comes to farewell en-
Observation-Disclosures journal.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Some men seem to think they can BE-,
a credit to society so long as they
stop short of murder
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

"A long row to hoe is when you are
making a reputation and short one
when you are unmaking it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

But few novels are written for think
ing people; most of them are written
for the entertainment of women
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

A young actress in New York refuses
to act because she has to be kissed
She won't be gun shy" long.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Mary had little Will
The best that men could make,
And anywhere that Mary went
That will was sure to break.
-Harper's Bazaar.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

It's all right to bet on the under dog
if you are reasonably sure he is going
to get on top.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

One can almost imagine that he is
walking ON those paved streets Ameri-
Gus will soon have.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

After her third engagement a girl
begins to appear anxious
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Many a married man has to look over
the society columns to see when his
wife is at home
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

A girl could be afraid a man would
kiss her in the dark if she knew ne
wouldn't do it for q million dollars
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

One advantage of not going on vaca-
ton is that you don't have to plan for
It.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Don't worry because the other fellow
got what you wanted. 1t may ruin
him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

It's rousing time the vets are hav-
ing in Little Rock.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Americas grows in favor as a con-
Vention city.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Congressman in the extra session are
having a very lonely time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Americas has a hotel now of which
it may well feel proud.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Probably the Supreme court sur
prised Colonel Roosevelt.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Nate MdSIeISOu.J
The orange blossom crowns her
The bridal satin gowns her
The happy anthems ring;
Girlhood's gay reign is over
She goes to meet her lover
While Eden's voices sing.
The marriage vow is spoken
The wedding bread is broken
With blessings and with tears;
These two set out together
Through storm and sunny weather
To journey through the years
Fate sent your choicest dover
Great JOY and plenty shower
From blue and kindly skies;
Earths music and its laughter
And gladness ever after
And love that never dies!
So life goes on forever
Hands join no more to sever
The roses crown the June,
And down the aisle a-swinging
We hear the angels singing
"A joyous hymnal tune.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
The BentztOWn Bard)

The Bentztown Bard)
At twilight baby-of-loye and me
Wander down to the shutdown sea;
We love its singing, we love to hear
Its music falling upon the ear
In accents soft and far away
AS the restless roar of the toiling day
Hand in hand as a comrade should
We wander down through the fairy
wood
Of sleep and dream to the sundown
sea,
The little baby-of-loye and me.
Swinging hands as we go along
In the silver spell of the shutdown sea.
Long before we have gotten there
We hear its waters along the air
Lapping sweetly the shores that lie
Under the brim of the twilight sky;
And soft and low as to us they sing
We wander down to the dreams of
spring.
Soft and low to the shutdown sea,
Little-baby-of love and me!
Every night when the stars begin
Hand in hand do We leave the din
Of toll and struggle and grief and
care
To wander down in the twilight there
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

Straws are popular-in hats and
drinks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

One disease that is incurable is whel
a man is proud of his whiskers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
Tnnes-Recorder

A daily paper reflects the enter
prise of the community in which it
is published
Wherever it goes it's columns
will be studied by critical eyes to
determine whether the reports OF
progress hereabouts are really true
or not, to determine from the daily
mouthpiece of the public whether
Americas is the town of life, OF
action, of push and determination
that common report has made it.
Because of this it is highly i'm"
portant, not only to the paper, butte
AMER|CUS AND SUMTER COUNTY
that the Times-Recorder, where
ever it goes, shall carry with it a
convincing argument in it's adver-
Using columns that it really does
a city whose business
men are alive and stirring and 90
ing things.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19

It's a hot time for the trusts.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-05-19
Americas, Ca, May 10, 1911.

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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
FREE IF 1T FAILS
Your Money Back IL You Are Not sat
isfied with the Medicine We
Recommend

We are so positive that our remedy
viii permanently relieve constipation.
no matter how chronic il NAV be thar
we offer to furnish the medicine at our
expense should il fail to produce salts
factory results.
1t is worse than useless to ATTEMPT
to cure constipation with cathartfc
drugs. LaNattves or cathartics do much
harm- They cause a reaction, irritate
and weaken the bowels and tend to
make constipation more chronic. Be
sides, their use becomes a habit that is
dangerous.
Constipation is caused by a weakness
Of the nerves and muscles of the large
intestine or descending colon To eX-
pect permanent relief you must there
fore tone up and strengthen these or
tivity.
We want you to try Rexau OrderIies
on our recommendation. They are
exceedingly pleasant to take, being
eaten like candy, and are ideal for chill
dren, delicate persons and old folks.
as well as for the robust. They act
directly on the nerves and muscles Of
the bowels. They apparently have a
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excessive loOseness, nor create any in
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viii positively relieve chronic or habit
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