davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

What has become of the ice man who
used to bring the ice into the house
instead of leaving it to melt on the
sidewalk?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

A pessirrist is the man who is sure
that the horaa team will lose, that If
today is bright it will rain tomorrow
and that his wife's mother is likely to
drop in most any time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Pensacola Is going to have two more
street sprinklers, which goes to show
that we are advocates Of the water
wagon in spite Of what the local op-
ton returns showed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

The Los Angeles man 70 years old
who is going to ride from ocean to
ocean on a wheel will no doubt use
the ones in his head.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

The banquets given to the Reno d.
vorce court graduates should at least
be served on the green lawn.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

struck a flow which, according 10 eY-
perts, VIII reach 2s,OoN.000 feet In each
"a hours.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Milwaukee is to have a dairy show.
but most Milwaukee people don't what
is produced at a dairy.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

With a gift of five million dollars
from the attack Of nervous prostration.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

The way Of Tho transqrsssor IL hard
The easy way Is to Join the Red Men,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Someone has stolen our typewrfter's
covering and winter is coming on in a
short time
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

A contemporary say "spooninl
hours are growing Ion er." He ough
to get another girl.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Cromwell Gibbons, candidate for
governor. seems to be running pretty
well in New York and Savannah.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

The man who was nearly frozen
while in a car full of beef will not be
a strong advocate of cold storage here
after,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Speaking Of a white mans hope"
have you taken look at Stewart, our
star ball pitcher?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

At any rate we don't care to be as
hoggish as the last census report-it
embraced 100000 women.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

A dentist gets his money mostly
from aches and pains.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Surely New York Is getting worse
Joe Bailey will practice law there.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

A little Force will separate Colonel
Aston from many Of his millions.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Probably Mona Lisa has Joined
Dorothy Arnold for visit.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

When a man falls down the steps he
becomes a great advocate Of elevators.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

A Nebraska man was drowned in a
tank of butterrlilk so they say.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Filthy lucre, and lucre that Is filthy
are about the same thing to us-we
handle it not.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

wouldn't mind correcting our fault!
except that we'd be so lonesome.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

I Never eat too much soup before
playing ball game.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

The ver-tongued orators should
remember that this is the golden age.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

PensacoIa's Rainfall.
Normal rainfall for the month OF
September, 5.23 inches.
Total rainfall this September TO D.
D N "A inches.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Is young man without a fancy in
the fail?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Pensacela's temperature Data.
Highest on record for September, sc
degrees. -,
Lowest on record for September, 81
degrees.
Average of the highest daily tenn
peratures for September, So degrees
Average of the lowest daily temper
atures for September, II degrees.
Highest tempera ture yesterday, 80
degrees.
Lowest temperature yesterday morn
ing, rs degrees.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07
SCHOOLS COLLEGES SUMMER RESORTS.
UNIVERSITY or FLORIDA

GAINESVILLE.
A Superior But inexpensive Inssftlgetnn For
Florida Young Men.
-Four colleges, agricultural experiment
stationl University extension. &C. profes.
sors and assistants. l25 per cent. increase
in attendance last two years. Attractive
buildings and campus. For catalogue ad-
dress A A MURPHREE. President
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Furnished by the local ONCE weather
bureau, United States department OF
agriculture. under the direction OF
Wills I. Moore, chief of bureau,
Washington, D. G.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07
Forecast for Florida.

Forecast for Florida.
Local showers Thursday and Friday;
light variable winds, except moderate
northeast winds with probably squalls
over south portion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-07

Arrows fly with the wind, First figure,
highest temperature FOR past II hours;
second, 24-hour rainfall, II 1t equals u
inch. third. wind velocity If 10 miles per
hour or more.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
PURE RICH BLOOD
Wikle,IIodges Drug Co. Sell a
Prescription That Means
Ni6Or, Vim. Vitality

Because MI-O-NA causes the blood to
get better and more nourishment it is at
all times a valuable tonic. 1t puts vigor
into the muscles, clears up the improp.
erly nourished brain and makes strong
nerves that viii stand the severest test.
Men who feel that their vitality is
slipping away; that the vim and energy
that they formerly put into all their
work is lacking; that ambitious iinpuls-
eS and clever ideas do not come as they
used to are the kind of men that need
MONA
Besides being a peeoess remedy for
indigestion, NI-O-NA is a most pro.
uounced tonic
If you have that blue, diacoutented
feeling through the day and pass rest
less nights trying unsuccessfu'lvt to get
a refreshing sleep, take month 5
treatment OF MONA stomach tablets
aud hing the sunshine into your life,
MONA costs but so cents at Wikle-
Hodges Drug Co. S and druggists every.
where. Guaranteed ts cure indigestion
and all stoEach misery or money back
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
fWO AVIATORS ARE KILLED.

Two of the most daring flying ma
chine men in the world were killed
last week,
AT New Orleans Saturday morning
John b. Molssant Tell TO his death
Then ms machine struck a treacherous
current OF air and became unmanagea-
oie'
Al Los Angeles, California, IN the
afternoon OF the Same day, Arch Hox-
sey' holder OIL the world 5 record for
"I'itude' Tell ana was instantly Killed.
Hoxsey had been 1000 feet above the
Rfouno ana was gIding down while
'V'OOo persons lookeo on. when 20 teet
ABOVE the earth the machine suddenly
'ufhed It's nose toward the ground and
'.II IKE hshha"k darting tolts prey.
A"ese uaSeHieh nave stunned ayiatofs
an" All VINO nave been interested IN
navigation ol the ar Death has
ie"peu Such a harvest OF daring men
'Alat Ihe price seems nigh to pay for
even SO WONDERFUL an invention as the
lying machine. Ihirty aylators
Io9t 'heli hFe5 IN l9lO, ana 1t seems
.ii"' nv nlal' however 5klliiul Is sale.
MANY nave gone thousands oil ieet IN
'"e an anu returned IN safety, only to
onu o"nsef ana uea'h near the ground.
OhaVeS, VINO new over the Alps, fell
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
Gov. Brown Has No Thought
of Moving from.Marietta,

Governor Brown is quoted in the
Atlanta Journal as saying that he has
no idea OF giving up his residence in
Marietta, though he will devote some
~ his time to his Cherokee county
farm. The governor is an enthusiastic
iarmer and great deal has been said
IN the papers OF late about his place in
Cherokee. Doubtless that led to the
impression that he might spend the
bulk OF his time there. Ii will be
pleasing to the people of Marietta to
know that he has no such thought.
Governor Brown was asked il he was
n possible candidate for the senate .
Die replied that he was not a candidate
Tor office and had never heard his
name mentioned in connection with
the senatOrship. lie said, however,
that he did not care to discuss any
future plans OF a political nature. He
thinks the people have had enough of
politics.
When the governor retires from Of
ice next July he Will devote himself to
his farm and 10 some literary work
that Is already under way.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
Trousers In ENGLAND.

Strange though it may appear TO the
present generation, it seems that trou-
sers when first introduced into Eng
land were regarded as anything but a
mark of responsibility. In the original
trust deed, drawn up in 1920. Of
Bethel chapel Cambridge street, Shelf
field, there was a clause containing the
following prohibition: Under no cir
cumstances whatever shall any preach
er be allowed to occupy the pulpit who
wears trousers" 1t is scarcely neces-
sary to add that knee brooches and
CATERS were then the correct attire.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06

{ Out on Mr.. b. F. Proctor's farm
there Is a scarecrow named Happy
Hooligan," VINO enjoys the distinction
OF having been held up and robbed.
When Mr.. Proctor wanted scare
crow not SO many moons ago The fanli-
~ joined n the work Of construction
with such enthusiasm and interest that
the scarecr0w became a work Of art
He was 50 liie-like that even Mr. Proc
tor felt impelled to tell him "howdy"
every time he passed through the field.
The children named their creation
"Happy Hooligan," and Happy was
as much breathing reality as it was
possible for an aggregation Of cast off
clothing to be
One day Mr.. Proctor's little boy came
in with his pockets bullying.
Where did you get those -things2"
he was asked.
81 downed Happy" he said
What"
eyes, | went through him"
neutrality-suspicious."
"I've robbed Happy HooIigan."
1t developed that the curiosity of the
little fellow had led him to investigate
Happy's pockets. A pair of Mr.. Proc
tors trousers had been used without
the pockets being emptied and the boy
found various and sundry articles
which he compelled Hooligan to sur
render.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
His Recommendation.

Senator DASH" said a southern ora
tor, "prided himself on his rise frsm
the bottom, for Senator Dash in his
youth had worked with the colored
men in the cotton fields. Boosting at
a political meeting about his rise, the
senator singled out Uncle Calhoun
Webster among his audience and said:
81 see before me old Calhoun Web
ster. beside whom, in the broiling
southern sun, I toiled day after day.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, 1 appeal
to Uncle Calhoun. Tell us all, uncle.
was or was | not a good man in the
cotton feldsY
ago wuz good man, senatah,'
the aged negro replied; 'yo' wuz
good man fo' a fack, but yo' sut'ny
didn't work much"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06

j III. Carmichael, whose place is at
Gilmore, between Smyrna and the
river, had remarkable experience
with deep blowing last year.
He had a tract OF five acres on which
he usually made about three bales of
cotton. In the fall of 1909 he subsoil.
ed it with four mules. Tie tirsrcut of
the stalks, then opened the burrows to
the depth OF about foot and a half.
put in stable and barn manure and
bedded it. The next spring he opened
the ifurrow for the cotton seed and
planted He made six bales on the
five acres, He IS doing the same trick
over Tor 1911 and hopes to make nine
bales on the tive acres
Those farmers who do net own four
mules should act on Governor Browns
suggestion, recently printed in the
Journal and Counterfeit ueighbors
club together, bunch their mules and
take turn about plowiug their lands
They will not be able to cultivate as
many acres, but practical men say
they will get better results
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
500 Reward SlM

The readers Of this paper will be
pleased to Learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to catc in ali its stages. and
that = CatJ,t, EsIt's Catsrrh Cure is
he only positive cure now known to
The medical t'ateIn,ty Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, REQUIRES a
constitution treatment. Halls Cakarrh
Cure is takec internally, acting direct.
ly upon the nood and nucuous surfaces
Of tue system therebs destroying the
touadAtIon Of ;be disease, and giving
the patient 5tEeugth hy building 10 the
constitute" aud assisting uature ia do
IN liz wors. The proprjetors have so
Tr~,h Caitt1 N IT'S curative powers that
a. cHer 09e Hurared Dou.us Tor any
ease hat * fals to cure Seud for list
Of ts,,imoniafS.
Address T / CH7aTEV g. co.
To edo, O.
Sold by all prpggista. IS.
Take Halls Faaily Pills Tor constipa.
bfoR
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06

Governor Joseph Nj Brown believes
in deep blowing, On his Cherokee
county farm he plows with twenty
horse power engine and eighteen
inches is not an unusual depth for
him to go. He tried the same sort of
blowing some years ago on his land
in Marietta and increased a yield of
oats from about nine bushels to seven
ty bushels an acre, and the next year
obtained the most astonishing results
in corn. The deep blowing is done in
time to catch the winter rains and the
water sOaks into the ground and re-
mains there to furnish moisture for
the crops in the hot and dry months of
the next summer. That is the true
meaning Of
plough deep
While sluggards sleep,
"And you will have corn
"To sell AMI to keep"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
eettinu Into = seran..

Many years ago the Wild deer that
roamed through the forests of England
used to dig holes in the earth with
their forefeet They paved it out
sometimes to the depth Of several
inches, sometimes foot or more.
These holes were called "scrapes," and
travellers at dusk or night or those who
were carless about their footing often
tumbled into them. They were laughed
at for their heedlcssuess when they
came home covered with mud. and as
this frequently occurred after they had
been imb.bing a bit they were said to
have got into scrape" Some Cam
bridge students took up this express
sion, and thus it came to be applied to
people who had got into difficulties Of
various sorts.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
Whistler's Conceit.

Whister's amusing personal conceit
was charmingly displayed on one occa-
sion when A. G. Plowden. a London
police magistrate, attended a private
view at the Grosvenor gallery. al
most tho first friend met" he said,
was Whistler, and he very good ma
turedly took me up to a full length
portrait which he was exhibiting Of
Lady Archibald Campbell After l had
done my best to express my humble
appreciation Of a beautiful picture |
asked him II there were any other pic
lures which he would advise me to
look at Other pictures,' exclaimed
Whistler, in tone of horror Other
pictures. There are no other pictures!
You are through"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06

On the mile posts Of the Western &
Atlantic railroad the figures are cut
into the granite and are also painted
black, The story Of how they first
came to be painted is a bit amusing.
Not many years after the war Mr..
John Griggs, whose home is at Smyr-
ma, was in charge OF Que Of the Sec
tions Of track as foreman, and one
day he decided that the figures could
not be seen as plainly as they should.
A passenger, dnshipg by, would find
some difficulty IN making out the dis
lance to Atlanta or Chattanooga He
got bucket of car grease, blackeued
the figures on mile post and stepped
back to admire his work. He liked it.
He did not pose as painter but he
could put car grease into the chiseled
figures all right and the result was
that all the mile posts on Mr.. Griggs'
section were similarly treated.
Then the supervisor of the road
came along.
'Who did that?" he demanded
Mr.. Griggs confessed
'Well, you've got yourself a job"
said the supervisor. "You can paint
the whole business from Atlanta to
Chattanooga"
AS matter of fact the supervisor
was well pleased and had all the fig
ures painted with real paint and they
have been kept painted ever since.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
Child Mature.

: child knows instinctively whether
you are true or dishonest with it in
thought as well as in deed You can
not escape it, 1t may not always
show its knowledge, but its judgment
Of You is unerriug It's life Is stain
less, open to receive all impressions,
just as is tine life Of the plant, only
far more plant ana responsive to in
luenccs. Upon the child before the
age of ten we have an unparalleled OPP
portunjty for work, for nowhere else
is there material so plastic.-Luther
Burbank.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
BEHAVIOR.

You cannot rightly train one to
an air and manner except by max
ing him the kind of man of whom
that air is the natural expression.
Nature forever puts a premium on
reality, What is done for effect is
seen to be done for effect; what is
done for love is felt to be done for
love. A man inspires affection and
honor because he was not lying in
wait for these. The things Of man
tor which we visit him were done in
the dark and the cold.-Emerson.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06

Not Lille WAS lost on the Western &
Atlantic division Of the Nashville.
Chattanooga and st. Louis railroad
through a wreck in 1910. The en-
p!oyes OF the road met at the Baptist
Tabernacle in Atlanta Sunday to give
thanks for that most wonderful record.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06

When you want Tin, Copper aud
Sheet Metal Work Of every description.
see Howell the Tuner at " North
Side Square Phone ~. aec2S n
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-01-06
A Volcano,

Teacher-What is a volcano? New
BOy-Please, miss, it's a mountain
with the cork out.-Boston Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-13
Speaking Through Brick Walls,

Remarkably successful experiments
in transmitting the human voice over
long distance with the aid of the
natural elements alone has been made
near Chepstow, England, by a young
scientist, Mr.. Grindell Matthews. Hav.
ing demonstrated TO his own satisfac-
ton the possibility of transmitting the
human voice through all obstacles
without the aid Of wires, Mr.. Matthews
submitted his discovery to a severe
test in the presence of a number
OF experts. He was placed in a
strong room of a big London CONNER
cial house, and locked in, with nine
inches of armor steel, nine inches Of
hre-brick, and six feet Of concrete be-
tween him and the outer world. BY
means Of his small portable apparatus
he carried on conversation with an
operator Ill another room on the fur
.ther side of the building. So, distinct
and faithful was the transmission
that the experts In attendance were
actually able to hear the tick of his
watch, notwithstanding the almost i'm.
penetrable mass between the two in
struments. c
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-13
Many Uses for Asbestos.

The development of the asbestos In
dustry in Canada has led to notable
increase in the industrial applications
or that material. II is now used for
steam packing, cloth, rope and yarn
making, furnace lining, boiler cover
ing, building material and electrical
insulation. About 10000 tons of as
bestos paper are used yearly for pro-
lection from fire. Employed for cell
lngs, together with wood or metal
lathing, it is said to offer a positive
barrier to the passage of fire from one
moor to another. Material for roofs
and light buildings is made by pass
ing a sheet Of annealed steel at high
temperature through a bath of CO.
ment compound, which appears to en-
ter the grain Of the metal, and then
'pplying pure asbestos felt to both
sides of the sheet by pressure be-
tween hot rollers. The resulting ma
terial resists fire, water, gas and sui
phur fumes for an indefinite period,
while possessing the strength. rightly
and Ightness of sheet iron.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-13
Composition Of An ECO.

More than s. per cent. of every egg
is water. Water also makes up S.
per cent. Of the hens body. Unless
q hen has water she cannot make
eggs, nor can she properly digest her
food. True. all foods contain some
water. Vegetables contain great
deal, but all these sources will not be-
sufficient to more than supply theI
bodily wants. Much water is used in
dIgesting the food and much passes
off in breathing. Many hen that isl
otherwise well fed fails to lay be-
cause she is compelled to go without
water, or to accept the alternative
to suck II out Of the snowbank. When
laying freely flock OF fifty hens will
drink from four to eight quarts, Of wa
ter each daya IA ...-..-..-. .Nxaasa6s1
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-13
Earl Whitlock Marries

Earl Whitlock of Chicago, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Whitlock of 914 Wal
nut street, was married recently. The
rst knowledge that his family had
~ the affair was through a church
naper published by Rev. Babcock
ormer pastor of the Church of the
Sedemer in Cairo lie sent &
aarked copy showing where Mr.. and
IRIS. Whitlock of 1853 Adams street
we're on the list of communicates
me paper was received here by Rev.
9cRosset. Whitlock left Cairo
bout two years ago and has been
nployed in the retail department of
arson. Perie-Scott & Co, dry goods
tore. The name Of the young lady
Rhom he married has not been
learned. II =,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-13
: i. TIE :.
SCRAP
BOOK
The Thin Red Line.

The Thin Red Line.
Robert Gibbs famous painting, "The
Thin Red Line" represents an Incl
dent in the battle OBJ Balaclava. At
this memorable conflict, wctch was
fought on October 20, 1854, heavy
body of Russian cavalry having driven
the Turks like chaff before a whirl-
wind from their redoubts, dashed on
in the direction of the town of Balac,
lava, but found the Ninety-third High
landers, 500 strong, under the com.
.mand of Sir Colin Campbell, in their
way. Sir Colin rode along the ranks
and said to Ahis men: Remember,
there is no retreat from here, men;
you must die where you stand" TIE
which voices were heard answering
cheeringly, Aye, aye, Sir Colin, Wen
do that" In moment more the Rus,
sian squadrons were bearing down
upon the Highlanders, who stood still
to receive them, not in square, but in
the ordinary British battle.line OF
"two-deep." The affair occupied
'Nff ASN 1Ak lOuS ldHSG IL
wel-directed fire from the Ninety-third
told with evident effect on the Rus.
slams, who, however, swept on, wheel
ing suddenly to the left with q pur-
pose OF taking the Highlanders in
flank. But a quickly responsive
movement of the Grenadier company
OF the Ninety-third, under Captain
Ross, spoiled the attempt. The
mighty wave Of horsemen still came
rolling on, when, at about a hundred
yards distance, the rifles descended
with a flash below the feather bon
nets, and a second volley rang forth, |
scattering death and confusion among
the oVer-confident foe. The Russians
wheeled to the left, and altogether |
forsook that part Of the field.