The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-05-06
BALD HEAD CLUB HOLDS
EXECUTIVE SESSION
ExPEL A PROMINENT DOCTOR

Periecting plans FOR warning more
effectively against the deadly germs
That are slowly but surely making
70 many 81 the nobiesf craniums
look ike billiard balls. receiving re-
ports. and disposing of questions ar
fecting the internal affairs Of the or.
ganization. The Bald Head club held
as important executive session last
might
President L. L. Bryan presided and
Immediately after the meeting opened
lhe recognized q. c. Kirkpatrick who
moved that the proceedings Of The
meeting be kept secret with the fur
ther provision that any member who
tipped off anything to the press be
eyselled. w. w. Clark seconded the
motion y am not ashamed OF being
baldheaded. but ! don't care TO get in
to print. said he. The motion was un-
animously carried and therefore the
Express is able to report only such
part as was picked up BY its wire
less system
Getting down to business az once.
the chair next recognized Judge r.. r.
Moore who preferred charges againsf
|Dr r. r. Tye. The exact nature Of
the charges was not obtainabIe but
the result was recorded on the mimi
les as follows: Dr Tye, hitherto in
good standing. expelled for conduct
uabecomlng a baldheaded man.
Mart Louthan gave very instrue-
tive talk on the causes Of badness
"The causes are various" said me-
Sometimes it is one thing and some
times another. generally the latter. In
my own case attribute it wholly 10
excessive early pieiy and sitting to
long and too often in damp churches
Judge Grigsby agreed with M Lou,h-
an, addiag that be had observed that
irreligious men were seldom afflicted
with badness.
A special vigilance committee con
sisting OF Jonas Cook, Clarence John
son, E. Tignor and ]. F. Bishop, sub
mitted an elaborate plan for economi-
cally trying out various hair res;orera
The system was warmly esporsed BY
President Bryan who said IN part
According to my own figures ] have
spent enough money on hair restor-
ers during the last few years TO buy an
automobile. Under this system every
man viii try different remedy and
render a report to the club on its
value. For a dollar head we can
test 100 remedies which will be saw
sng Of about 800 per member as we
have approximately 100 men on our
rolls. Gentlemen we have been vic
timized BY the medicine sharks and II
is Up TO us to combine againsi them
N. c. Cannon agreed with the presi
dent. = tried the guaranteed cure
and It's no good" said he.
The plan proposed by the commit
tee was adopted and committee
composed OF VIII Owsley. Or. n b.
Coulter Herbert seitz. r. NJ cayett
and F A. Hall was instructed to ad-
yertise for bids for 100 brands OF the
most approved hair restorers
The grievance committee. consist
ing OF G. H. caneman. Wm Reinheim-
er. J. R. Abercrombie ana Buck Sparks
reported that they had made a demand
upon the BARRIERS union that the met
er system be adopted in fixing the
price for trimming bald heads 1T
isn't worth two cents to trim my hair
hut the suckers charge me 80 cents.
said Mr. Reinheimer, Mr. Caneman
said he was willing to compromise on
40 cents a head for members OF the
club. The report Of the committee
brought out strong opposition from !.
n. Holloway and Z. w. Powell. tlt
is worth just as much 10 trim a bald
head as any other kind. said Mr. Hol-
loway, because in the case Of a man
like Abercrombie Il takes more time
70 find the hairs that It would to chop
'em off,