New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-03-30
TIE TAIN or THE DAY.

The Capitol AZ Albany was built after
plans entirely different IN architecture from
those originally agreed upon. Excavations
had been made and much OF the work had
been completed. when the plans were
changed and the structure with tho un-
peaked roofs was substituted model
I'm plaster. made after the original draw
inge stood for long time In tho state
Library. where "A visitor 10 the city saw
II. lie never returned 10 Albany again
until after tho Capitol was completed
Noting the change. he said 10 his host:
This does not look like the model We ad-
rnrcd 50 much years ago" How could
it." said the Albanian; that was made OF
plastcr-this IS made entirely Of steal
80 FIRE ESCAPES.
over and over we read tho tale.
And our hearts stop still! and our cheeks
turn pale.
And our blood runs cold and we sadly
sigh
VIA an awful death for those girls to
dicr'
40 fro escapes, What a vain excuse
When n torrent OF flame has broken loose!
When women and children must leap 10
save
Themselves from death in a fiery grave,
And jump to death on the street below
No fire escapes. What LolloW SHOW
is our civilization after all
That reckons n human life so small
We brag OF the progress that we have
OF the splendid markets In which we
trade.
OF our great Inventions our flying trains.
Machines that add to our daily gains:
We boast OF the time we've learned 10
We've conquered hills and the rolling
wave.
Yet a FIRE broke out. and hundred die,
Edgar A. Guest, In The Detroit Free
Press
Under the headline "A Dog Newsboy"
"Our Dumb Anmals's has this 10 say
about Spot. dog known 10 everybody at
Rockville Centre. Long Island: Early
every morning the boy and dos start out
with a big bundle OF papers Sometimes
the boy rides a bicycle. but generally the
rounds arc made on foot. The dog takes
the papers as they are handed TO him and
knows Just whore each Is TO 20. Trotting
through gates and often jumping fences 10
make short cuts, he deposits the papers
carefully upon the doorsteps and hurries
back for more work. lie has also learned
10 meet the train that brings the papers
and to pick out the packages addressed 10
his master and carry them 10 the store.
block and half away. Spot thoroughly
understands the business. and so capable
has he become that IL would now he i'm
possible for hts master TO do all the work
without his assistance.
What was that tiresome old explorer
talking about" inquired the languid lady.
Progressive Patagonia"
And how do YOU play itH'-fOuisville
Courier-JOurnal.
The moving picture show has sue
cessfuI rival at Munich IN the form of a
puppet theatre. arranged by the artists
club Of that city. according TO a letter re-
ceived from that city. A recent perform
ance Of "Bastien and Bastienne.' a comic
opera composed by Mozart when he was
thirteen years old. scored a great success.
"a crowded house applauded the
modestly invisible performers. and the
cleverly manipulated figures answered re-
heated curtain calls with tho alacrity and
grace OF real actors" says one account.
AItssionary-But what have YOU against
Christianity. my good brother?
Cannibal King-Well. there's too many
clothes go with II FOR man with forty
UiyeS-Puck