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The Elbert County tribune., 1911-07-07
Local News In Paragraphs
Interesting gathered during the past week

The Ebert Livery barn will have a
Public Sale and dispose of all horses
and buggies. Look In another column
for notice.
Miss Tina griffin has gone to Sloan,
Colo, to look after her ranch and crops.
Uncle Purlie Foote spent the 4th in
Denver and did not return until the
sixth. He shure had good time.
Born to Mr. and Mrs Emmett Blakley
on June % son
j. A. Boston was passenger to Little
ton Colo Friday morning where he will
attend to some business.
7. 5------Y?YYY
The Gates Co is grading the streets
on the north side of their store. JEFF
Blakley and Ed Clark are doing the
work.
Born to Mr. and Mrs Jas Olkier baby
girl, on Wednesday July 9th. We see
Jens stepping high and wearing
smile block wide. "There's areason'-
A regular old fashioned dance will be
held in Clinton Whitriers new barn on
Saturday night July Is. everybody come
The Horse and saddle that was stolen
from the Jewell pasture was located
on ranch near Littelton. but the thief
has not yet been located. Deputy Sher-
i'll j. A. Boston and Elmore Jewell left
Friday mOrniuU for fha acapa Cor,o
arrests will probably be made.
Elbert was we'll represented at the 4th
of July celebration at Ramah. Quite a
crowd was present.
The officials of rhe C. & S railroad
were in Elbert Thursday looking after
business matters. Adolph Johns and
AL Cornforth autoed them through the
farming section around Elbert to look at
the growing crops. Mr. B. M. Maroon ac-
companied them. The Off cals say that
the prospects around Elbert are the best
they have yet seen in the dry farming
sections of Colo
Robert johnson went to Chyenne
Wyoming, Monday to spend the fourth.
Mrs Marion Foote of Hugo is visiting
Mrs Morwey.
Miss Grace Griffin OF Sialoam spent
the 4th visiting her mother and sisters
here in Elbert
For Rainbelt land bargains see the old
timer, r. l.. Glow, of CLOVIS land office,
1913 Stout street, Denver. SO
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-07-07

To those who drink whiskey for pleas
ure; HARPER whiskey adds zest to
xistence. To those who drink whisksy
for health's sake; HARPER whisksy
makes life worth living. Sold by
d. r. Burnsides
The Elbert County tribune., 1911-07-07

FOR 5ALE:- R,nsh of 32) res 60
acres timber, IL acres beans, 12 acres
millett, II acres alfalfa good stand, 4
acres garden truck, good house, out
houses and we'll. s2l per acre, including
crops.
Inquire at Tribune office.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

'~NF WV ~ Wv "t ttNto. -fSutW VIII.
TTH HEN war was declared by
81 G Syria against Israel the In
NV vaders sought to gain an
entrance into Israel's army
IN the mountain passes, but God
through the Prophet Elisha forewarn-
ed the Israelites. When this had hap
pened several times the Syrian king
concluded that there were traitors
amongst his counsellors, but was an
swered No! the Prophet Elisha surely
warns lsrael's king of. anything that
you plan secretly.
Learning that the Prophet was liv-
Ing mt Dothan, near the Syrian border,
the king sent detachment of soldiers
TO capture him. They came by night.
Elisha's servant, arising carly, saw that
the little city was surrounded He ran
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf.
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by ON
inflamed condition OF the mucous lin
ing OF the ,Eusiachian Tube, when this
tubeis infiamed You hove rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing and when
it ia entirely closed. deafness is the re.
suit, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to It's
normal condition. hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out of ten
are caused by catarrh, which Is moth
ing but an infiamed condition of the
mucous surfaces.
we will give one hundred dollars for
any case OF deofness-c caused by Ca
tarrh-that cannot be cured by Halls
catarrh cure. Send for circulars free.
F J. Cheney and Co.. Toledo, o
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consu-
patton.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
Stockholders Meeting

To the stockholders of the
Clinch Valley Coal and Iron
Company.
The Annual Meeting of Stock
holders OF the Clinch Valley Coal
and Iron Company, for the elec-
ton of Directors and the transac-
ton of such other business as
may be presented, will be held
at the office of the Company in
Jacksonville (Tazewell Court
House,, Tazewell County, Vir-
ginia, on Wednesday, May 3rd.
1911, at four o'clock, p. m.
Unless you intend to be pres
ent in person at the meeting,
please sign the enclosed proxy,
have the same Witnessed, and re-
turn it promptly to the under
signed. Respectfully,
H.CARRoLL. WINCHESTER,
Secretary.
AZ 4wk.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
I'm Men0rian

A good name is rather to be
chosen than great riches, and loving
favor rather than silver and gold. 4"
Mrs. Stephen G. Pcery, formerly
Miss Elizabeth Mary Rcpnss, was
born in Wythe county, Sept. IL,
1881 ; married Nov, z, 1854; left "A
widow. with four children, Nov. 10,
1868; died of pneumonia at her beau
tiful home in Burkc's Garden on
Wednesday night at eleven O'Clock.
March 20, 1911.
One of the children, George Gose
Peery, died at about 81 years of age
the other three NJ. S. and 4. Il.
Pecry and Mrs. Ella Crockett sur-
vivc. DR.. Edd Pecry being left an
orphan in babyhood was loved and
cared for by his aunt, whom he rev.
cred and called mother. James Pat
tcrson was reared by the same gentle
hand.
In the Repass family there were
six sisters and four brothers, only
two of whom, Mrs. james Fisher and
Mr.. Granvl Repass, both of Wythe
county, are living. Rev. John c. and
Rev. Stephen A. were Lutheran Min
listers Of note. The fourth brother,
James. died at Roanoke College while
preparing for the ministry.
More than 20 years ago A. II.
Peery brought home his bride, who
was Miss Foglesong, of Rich Valley,
and Mrs. Peery had the pleasure of
seeing her grandchildren growing up
around her. During her illness and at
the time of her death, Mrs. A. Il.
Peery was PROSTATE with rheumatism
After the arrival of Mrs. Ella
Crockett, from Middlebsoro, KY.
Miss Bessie Peery, from Charlotte,
NJ. c.; Eugene Pecry, from Roanoke
College; DIR. Il. r.. and M. S. Pecry,
from Blueneld, impressive funeral
services were conducted by the pastor
Rev. e. l.. Richie. Exquisite floral
offerings were sent from Bluefield.
The life of this excellent lady was
one of purity and sweetness always.
Gentle and kind to those she met,
Mrs. Peery was admired and beloved
by every one. and her presence will
be missed in the home, in the church
and in the community.
After 4S years Of widowhood she
has gone to join her husband Gin
that city which hath foundations,
whose builder and maker is God. "
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
The Sound Sleep of Good
Health

Can not be overestimated and any
ailment that prevents 1t is n menace
to health, j. L. Southers, Eau Clare,
Wis, says II have been unable to
sleep sonndlY nigts, because of pains
across my back and soreness OF my
kidneys. My appetite was very poor,
and my general condition was very
much run down. I have been taking
Foley kidney pills but a short time
and now sleep as sound as a rock, my
general condition is greatly improved
and / know that Foley kidney pills
have cured me-" John II. Jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
The Tyler Prolific Corn

seems tobe "The Record Breaker and
Blue Ribbon Winner" Here are the
records this variety has made: 1909
Worlds Record for largest yield on
one acre 226 2-3 bushels.
1910-Grand Prize South Atlantic
States Corn Exposition, Columbia. S.
c., 201 IL bushels.
19l0-Best average four acres, 145
brshels per acre,
Owing to the lateness OF the season,
/ have concluded to offer the rest Of
the Tyler Prolific Seed Corn at the
following reduced prices, effective
March 25, 1911:
Price per bushel, s275
|. Price per IL bushel, S1.5C
Price per IA busheI, sc
Price for 2 bushels, SIS OF
Parties wishing this should send il
their orders. Respectfully,
G. W.TyLER.
7MILE FoRn
At 4wk.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
A R eliable Medicine-Not a
Narcotic

Mrs, e. MART, st Joe, Mich, says;
sour little boy contracted n severe
bronchial trouble and az the doctors
medicine did not cure him, give him
Foleys Honey and Tar Compound in
which 1 have great faith 1t cured the
cough as well as the choking and gag.
ging spells. and he got veil ira short
time. Foleys Honey and Tar Com
pound has many times saved as much
trouble and we are never without 1t ir
the house." John e. Jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
Fred w. PendIeton,
Insurance Agency.
N 4 + l. w AoriO!kaWasternRR
Schedule Effective
Jan. 8, 1911

Ly. Tazewell for Norton,
9:45 am 3:05 pm
Lv. Tazewell for Bluefleld,
1890 a m 6:37 pm
From Bluefield East bound.
OLD q m for Roanoke, Lyncbburg,
Norfolk and all points on Sbcnandoah
division, Pullman sleeper and cafe car
to Roanoke. Pullman sleeper Roanoke
TO New York vim Hagerstown. Parlor
car Roanoke and Norfolk.
1920 a m daily for East Re dfoId
Roanoke and intermediate stations.
2;20 p m daily for Roanoke, Lynch
burg and intermediate stations and the
Shenandoah Valley. Pullman sleeper
Gary to Philadelphia.
9.23 p m for Roanoke, Lynchburg,
Richmond, Norfolk. Pullman sleeper
to Norfolk, and Roanoke to Richmond
wEsTBoUND.
$40 m for Kenova, Portsmouth,
Columbus, ST. Louis and the west.
Pullman sleeper to Columbus,
cafe car.
500 p m for Kenova, Pc, T, sg,h
Cincinnati, Columbus, Wcsi, Northwest
Pullman sleeper toCincinnati, Columbus
cafe car to Williamson.
| 11:30 a m. for Williamson and in
termediate stdilcDs
2.15 for WEIGH ard ilnranetliat
stations. Pullman Slei.ir c,f. cars
| Write for Rates, Maps, Tins TAIL,
Descriptive pnnphlets 10 HiG stntio
! Agent, or,io,.w': 81 - III ,licnerai ~
! senger Agent, NJ. Il. Bragg, Travel.
Passenger Agent. Roanoke, We,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

prayed for him Tho angels Of the Lord.
an opening of Ehshd's defenders.
eyes, which revealed vision of an
CnlS chn Iints N MI lars.n.. ,,-itl, AZ, -.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
Take 1t In Time

Just ns Scores of Tazewell People
Have
Waiting doesn't pHy.
II you neglect the oching back.
Urinary troubles dinbetos, surely fol-
low.
Donne kidney Pills relieve backache.
Help tee the kidneys.
Mhny people In this locality recon-
mcnd Doans kidney pills.
Here's one case:
III, W. wheeler, Cherry street. Mar
ion, Va, says; "Doans Kidney Pills
have been of more benefit In my flml-
ly than Ill the other medicines COM
hincd. For long time IL member OF
my family suffered from dIsordered
kidneys This person had frequent at
TICKS of dizziness pnd pains through
the back and shoulders. Doans kid
ney pills were procured and their use
as directed brought prompt relief. I,
too, have taken this preparation with
the most satisfactory results"
Statement given December 81, 1907.
Lasting Results
On December /. 1910 Mr., wheeler
was interviewed and he said; Eve
think just ns highly of Deans kidney
pills ms when / endorsed them some
years ago. In tile case that have de-
scribed, this remedy made perma-
nent cure"
For sale by all dealers. Prise 30
cents. Foster Milburn Co., New York,
sole agents for the Tinted States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

prayed Tor MN Tho angels OF the Lord
an opening of Eiishd'S defenders.
eyes, which revealed n vision of an
gels, chariots and horses, with the ap-
pearance of fire.
The lesson to us is that whoever are
Gods servants, and wherever they
may be, Divine power, like II mighty
army, surrounds them. Modern inven-
lions and discoveries are more and
more revealing to us secrets of nature
and limiting ut far more beyond. Who
ever has knowledge of wireless teleg-
raphy, X-rays, radium, etc, can readi-
ly believe that the Almighty God may
have thousands of agencies and pow
ers invisible to men whereby he can
work all things according as he pleases.
"The Angel of the Lord Encampeth
Round About Them That Fear Him
and DeIivereth Them"
Angels are beings of n grade n little
higher than man-beings with spirit
bodies instead of flesh bodies. Chou
madest man n little lower than the
angels" The Scriptures declare that
the angels are sent forth to minister
to or serve all those who are heirs OF
salvation. They encamp around about
Gods servants In the sense that Di-
vine agency and power are every
where and ready at any instant 10 be
exercised as much as need be for the
accomplishment OF Gods will. The
same God who willed that Elijah
should flee before Jezebel arranged
that Elisha should be specially pro-
tected. But we are to remember that
only those who are in covenant rcla-
tionship with God are under this spe-
cial watch-care and protection.
We are to remember also that there
are fallen angels, called wicked
spirits" and that these are on the
alert to cntrap and ensnarc humanity
through spirit mediums, spirit rap
pings, tippings. clairvoyants, ouija-
boards, etc. Gods people are warned
against these, and they in turn should
warn the world OF the great danger
resulting from any association with
these fallen angels, who misrepresent
themselves to be our dead friends.
Many are being misled by these evil
spirits. They have introduced various
false doctrines and continually seek
to entrap tho human will and, if pos
sible, to gain control over it-through
obsession. Curiosity Is one of the main
bats to the hook OF spiritism.
Spirltists, including mediums, are
being deceived. They think that they
converse with the dead. They will in
deed acknowledge that there are wick
ed spirits" Lying spirits" as the Bible
says; but they do not acknowledge
that they are all wicked. The fact is
that they have only partially realized
the depth of Satan's power and deceit
Comparatively Few Have Yet Learned
of Gods Love
Only Gods consecrated people have
yet learned of his love, and they very
imperfectly. The tactics of Satan and
his demon hosts for centuries has been
to blind the whole world and, as much
as possible, Gods people respecting his
true character. By misrepresentation
of the Scriptures and some interpola-
lions and some mistranslations they
have succeeded to wonderful degree
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
Virginia Military Institute
LEXINGTON. VA

Tho hoard of visitors, at their annual
meeting ON tho l7lh day of next June,
viii appoint State Cadets to fill vacan-
cies In the 3rd, 9Th, 10Th, 23rd, 24th,
10th, 9th, 2sth, 2otb, 32nd, 3sth, Sem
atorial Districts, aud n number from
tho State Mt large. These appoints
monts carry free board and. tuition.
Applications should he addressed to
undersigned on or before juno 10th,
on forms that WILDE sent upon request.
~ Gwk rs'
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

"o ""N " INC Ture" FULLY Than today,
'''' the effect was
terribly demoralizing. Good men and
women under the decisions of those
creeds tortured one another, often to
Geath, with thumb-screws, racks, burn
ing-irons. the stake, etc. Their hearts
were not so much worse, perhaps, than
ours; but their heads were more de-
luded. Believing thoroughly In the
doctrine Of eternal torment, ETC., they
sought to copy this misconception of
the Divine character and dealing.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

to his master in
fear, but the lat
ter, unperturbed,
answered, Fear
not; for they that
be with us are
more than they
that be with
them. II II @ S @
w ords sounded
strangely untrue
to the servant,
until the Prophet
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

III PuteihS hbht
for darkness and
d n r k N IS fol-
Ii g h t. This is
S h o w N in the
creeds of all de-
n o m | n n tion S
some in n great
er and some in n
less degree.
A century or
more ago. when
the creeds were
believed m ore
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07
D A N GE R!
Protect Yourself

The windy month, March, is here
Do you know that more property is
destroyed by fire during that month
than any other in the year?
by securing one of our old and re-
liable companies to insure you. They
all pay promptly and without dis
count. If you are unable to call at
our Office either write or phone us
your wants, and we will look after
your interests.
We also write bonds.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1911-04-07

Twenty six thousand Easter eggs
are condemned because coated with
powdered stone. This is what comes
of letting hens run out in the road.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
TO
MRS. GARNER
AN AGED WOMAN OF FAfRMof4T
PASSES AWAY AT HER HOME
Z ON EAST PARK AVENUE THIS
MORNING..

Mrs. Mary Hendershott Garner, an
aged and highly respected lady Of this
community, died this morning at six
o'clock at the home Of her son, M. "a
cob Garner, ON East Park avenue, after
an illness Of a complication OF dis
eases, aged eighty-four years.
The deceased was the widow Of Mr..
Jacob Garner whose death occurred
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24

Institute
s4EpTisTs HAD GREAT MEETING
in III RsT WARD YESTERDAY.
MANY ATE PEP.

~
The Fri: assoc tional slonary IN
stitute of the Baptist denomination was
held YESTERDAY morning and afternoon
ia tie First ward Baptist church and
was attended by "a number 81 dele
gate from the uIions hudson and
Goshen associat iotis. Mrs Anna g.
MurdocI, sof California, employ Dyed by
the TYeman's Missionary Organizations
az america, wa. present and gave two
Interesting addresses ON the subjects,
ttThe New Woman as regards the diff
-feFent nd ionalities and an address
along the line Of the different organi;;
cations Of the State of West Virginia.
Mrs. W. j: Eddy gave q splendid Bible
reading and the remainder OF the day
vas taken up with routine work IN
connection with the institute The FOL.
lowing officers were elected for the
ensuing year: President, Mrs. =; =
Garrett, OF Bridgeport; vice president
Mrs. H. s.. Chenoweth, OF Fairmont'
and secretary and; treasurer, Mrs. Les
lie Hawker, OF shfnnston.
Among the out Of town delegates
present were MRS. William Morgan, Of
Grafton; Mrs. B4lF. Garrett, Mrs. a
B. Withers and Mrs. G. w. Woofter, Of
Bridgeport; Mrs. Hprsey and Mrs. Les.
lie Hawker, OF Shinnston; Mrs. N. y
Straight, Miss Georgia Straight Mrs
Jamison and Mrs. Neptune, of Barrack
vllle, and Miss Winifred South, Of Nor
gantown.
The next meeting OF the institute
will be held at Grafton. Il
Miss Estelle Freeman, who Is EN-
I.nloyed by the Baptist Home Mission
Society among the colored people IN
Iithe south, and WHO Is spending q va
cation at her eqin this atty, gave 9
splendids address regarding her worA
I9mong the negroes.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24

recommend IT, to sI| who snnei aa they
did fhc remedy removes llIlIaisd
and sore conditions nom the Inside
Innings Of he stomach. bowels and
blndadr Il aals end StrHnElhenH Die
liver and Nducya and soon rils the
system Of uric acid and other poisons.
The local agency IS proud OF the Won
derlni merits Of Root Juice. and win
sladly tell.all WHO are IN need Or It OF
much OF the great goodlt IS doing here.
Boohers drug store
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
OBSERVATIONS OF OLD CAP WHIP
- pIE

II doesn't make much difference
what's the matter, a good old corn
cob pipe full Of tobacker helps a NJ:
tie. ~
They kin reform dFunlards and dope
.6ends in some cases but there dont
seems to be bit Of hope fer q teller
that greases his hair and curls 1t up
on each side Of the part. q
1 There Is Just about as much sense
IN irwin 70 NOW a lawn with q safety
razor as there is in tryin, TO make q
$40 a month man answer All tne re'
ouirements Of a 500 month job,
II seems as though most all OF the
Eellers that amt in the life insurance
business are painting signs or dom
stunts In vaudeville.
one OF the most aggravatin' JOBS on
record is counting new $40 bills IN the
United States treasury.
HI Perkins has travelled almost con
stantly the past five years but he amt
seen much Of the country. Ne y con
,ductor on 4 car down to the Rapids.
THE poorest tenor singers are tie
ones that always sing the most,
Anne Hilliker is getting the machine
in shape so his wife can run 1t this
summer. IT is a Light Running Do
nestle. 4,
elmer Sphinx invited Deacon stubps
,up to heair him play the pianner. They
say Elmer is one OF the best ear play
iers in this part of the country but inc
deacon, says that Is q lie for Blmel
Ndidn't play with his ear but with lif
ahands, the same as any other piannel
player. -,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
SsHEpHERD COLLEGE COM
MENcEMlEENET, JUNE 2-s, 1911

! Friday, June 2, eyening-Lecture
"The Passion play at 0berammergau,'
by Rev. J.. G. Broomheld, D. D., OF Fair
mont, w. Va. 10,
Saturday, June Sd, eyenlng-Rec
by Department ofMusic,
Sunday, June 4tb, eyenilg-Annqaa
sermon by Rev. Thomas H. Lewis, y
d.. President Western Maryland Col
lege, Westminster, Md. ~,
Monday, June 9th, evening-Recita
by Department OF Elpcution.
Tuesday, June 9th, eyening-Recita
by graduates IN music,
Wednesday, June 18th, morning
Field Day exercises. Evening-lnter
Society Contest. 80
Thursday, June Sth, morning-Com
petaltlye Drill, Shepherd College Ca
diets. 4, sI.7J
cises.
ouet, and address by Hon. John 7. NC
Graw, OF Grafton, W.. va.
Friday, June 9th, morning Gradual
ling exercises; address by Prof. Johr
| H. COX, Of the West Virginia UniVer
sity: Presentation Of Diplomas p!
Prof. Geo. s. Latdley, member o
Board Of Regents, Of Charleston.
The morningsexercises will begin 2
Ia 30, the afternoon at 2;SO and tn
evening at SoNlock'
i All are invited TO attend these ex
Eercises.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
THE MORNING GAEL.

We need no phone call to arouse US
when we should get up.
Ne need no growing rooster and no
loudly barking pup.
we need no grim alarm clock to wake tse
us up any more.
We needsnos hired girl toipound upon
our bedroom door.
There's something much better than
these to- drive the sleep away.
Our busy neighbor moBs his lawn q. al
"A. m. each day.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
Has PROVED 4 GREAT suRPRIsE

Ii seems that Root Juice invariably
proyes a great and agreeable surprise
to those who have lost all confluence
in any kind OF medicine, az many
throughout the country who were lei;
suad ed against their win to try Root
yfiice are NV as loud In praise of ~
Al anyone. Many be our local people
6aSe tried Root Juice for nervous
gea lyness stomach trouble rlleillaa'
ism ana kidney conf Init and those
sho ave faiF tFiaI SEEN saseg e
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
ntlR swA1.fAE..FLY cLUB..

Mrs. D. f. r., writes: II swatted q
NV against 500 oheyal glass yessterdasy
morning and there is nothing left o.
the glass but a memory. Does the
Swat.the.Fly club stand the loss and
10 whom shall l send the bill"
q. III, q says; what are you going
10 do when the fly lands in the soup?
You can't swat Him very we'll without
spoiling the soup and stopping It all
over the table cleth. This happened
al our house five times during the
Sunday dinner
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-24
WHY,

/. Il ri. NJ
Y Does a woman poke at her back hair
whether 1t needs 1t or not?
Are saueakly shoes so popular with
the men who come around to the ofiec
collecting bills? II isn't necessary TO
attract so much attention.
Do fat men always pick out low
crowned hats? y.
Do all tall women wish they were 1T
tie Della Foxes? i
Does the trolley always come on
when the conductor is in the middle
Of the crowded car with both hands
fulIo Of nickles and a package OF trans:
fers between his teeth?
Does rent day always come JUST
when you haven't got a cent?