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Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
ARGUED AGAINST THE
THEORY AND PRACTICE OF
SOCIALISM

The lecture of Frank Dixon in the
High School Lyceum Course attract
ed large audience at the James,
town opera house Monday evening.
His lecture was entitled the
Man Against the Mass" and was
an argument against the doctrine and
theory Of socialism, as a cure all for
the political and social evils of the
nation. Mr.. Dixon showed conclusive
ly that by throwing the burdens of
every class on the government the
success and development of the in
dividual are retarded and prevented;
that the government is only what
the people Themselves make it, and is
not grand. miraculous, charitable,
intangible affair, existing in a super
ior and dtseparate sort of state. So
cialfsm puts obstacles in the develop
ment of human character, and the
history 'of every nation, shows that
every great step forward has been ac-
complished by the sacrifice, intelli-
gence and genius of the individual.
The argument of the socialist is very
attractive, but is full of sophistry, and
~i:s not stand close analysis. The
theory that ;lG government should
be run for the benefit OF the weak
and the deficient, expecting that their
lot in life should be the same as the
man who is Industrious, capable,
strong and talented, is a false idea,
and can never succeed in practice.
The idea of fraternity is all right,
and noble conception. but the piling
of the idle and the shiftless, the in
competent members of society upon
the backs of the strong and able, all
to receive the same rewards from the
government, is unfair and will GER
tainly end in the down fall of both.
The speaker appealed for justice and
fair play to the individual, for the
curtailmaht of too many laws; and
a reform in the growing tendency of
people to believe that statutory laws
can be made to regulate all the dis
orders of society. We have too many
laws already and this causes dis
regard for law.
Judge Lindsay of Denver, is the
next speaker in the course.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
GIRLS FIGHT TO SAVE CANDY
Combat Flames Until They Are Re.
moved by Firemen.

Milwaukee, March 1.-THE deter.
mined efforts of three girls, employees
Of the Puritan Candy company, to pro.
tect unpacked candy from smoke and
water while the fire ragged on the lower
floors Of that building. nscsssitated
their removal by firemen.
The fire started In . rag storehouse
next door and before brought under
control gutted tho candy sstablish,
ment and an adjoining store. The
Waiter I. Fisher, New cabinet onIssD
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
WILL BUILD FARM BUILDINGS

John Eisenberg and three sons,
who recently removed from Illinois
to Stutsman county, are arranging to
erect suitable farm buildings for oc-
cupancy of the new owner on lands
purchased through John b. Fried,
which lies east of the city few
miles. The lands join the old Tut
tie farm. The Eisenbergs are from
Carol county, III.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
TO ENLARGE FIT. LINCOLN

Washington, D. c., March L.
Fort Lincoln at Bismarck, thanks to
the activities of Senator McCumber,
will shortly be enlarged to accom-
modate two battalions of Uncle Sans
army. President Taft already has
given his assurance that the war de-
partment will be asked to enlarge
Fort Lincoln in conformity to these
plans at the earliest opportunity.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
GOT $500 VERDICT

Bismarck, N. D., March 13.--The
federal court jury returned verdict
for $500 for the plaintiff in the
case of Walter G. l.. Gavin VS.. the
500 line. The attorneys for defend
ant were Knauf and Knauf
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCED

The engagement has been an
nounced of Miss Mary C. Lloyd Of
Philadelphia and John D. Baltz an at
torney of that city. Miss Lloyd is
daughter of the late\Thomas Lloyd,
who resided in jamestown, with her
father, for a number of years, prior
to their removal to Pennsylvania IN
1885. Mr.. Lloyd died about year
ago.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
JAMESTOWN HOSPITAL NOTES

Miss Mary Carberry has left the
jamestown hospital, where she has
been for treatment and an operation.
Mrs. Riswig of Anamoose, who was
operated upon at the hospital has re-
turned home.
Mrs. Hicks of Dazey is at the hos
pital and was operated on today for
gall stones and appendicitis.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
DEATH FROM PNEUMONIA

The death of Mrs. s. F. Oburnd,
who resides west of Medina, occurred
Saturday from pneumonia. De-
ceased was 4S years of age and leaves
a family consisting of husband and
several children. Burial was held in
Minnesota.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
DRUGGIST PERMIT BILL VETOED

Bismarck, N. D., March 14th.-The
Garden permit bill which provided
for the sale of intoxicating liquors by
druggists on physicians prescrip-
tions, was vetoed yesterday by the
governor. He states his reasons at
length for his actions which he be-
lieves to be adverse to the prohibi-
ton interests of the state.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
A SUPPER AND MENU

Mesdames Canine, Glover and Lid
strand Of the Baptist Ladies Aid So
ciety will entertain Thursday, March
18th at the home Of Mrs. Lidstrand,
First avenue south. A supper will
be served in the evening with the
following menu: Roast beef, mashed
potatoes, gravy. cinnamon bread. dill
pickles, dates, sweet pickles, apple
pie. cake, coffee. Price loo.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
STATEMENT May BE MADE
Administration Would ,ForestaII Con.
aresslonaI Inquiry. .@...5 81


.gressIonaI Inquiry. IS,
Washington. March. 14.-Plans to
forestall congressional attack upon
the president, based on the martial
demonstration at Mexico's border,
have been taken up in the administra-
ton circles.
Political guns are being loaded in
both branches Of congress to drive
the administration into the open with
an explanation Of the headlong rush
to the Rio Grande.
To avert the fire, or to break the
force Of 1t, at least, the prospects are
that the Administrations version OF
the mobilization will soon be given
out in detail at the war department OF
Waite House.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16
BOARD OF REGISTRATION MEETS

The city registration board VIII
hold its first meeting for the regis
tration Of voters for the city elec-
ton, Tuesday, the 21st Of March. the
second meeting on Tuesday the 2Sth.
The board meets at the usual places
In the four wards beginning at . q.
m. on the above dates.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16

He has not learned the lesson Of life
who does not every day surmount .
Tear.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1911-03-16

Dan. Wright for the nezt sheriff
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Piles Cured
Quick
Send for a Free Trial Package and
You viii Be oyerIoyed at the
Astonishing Relief and Cure.

Any one who has piles wants
quick relief II You can't wait, drop
into the next drug store and get Z
50c package Of Pyramid Pile Cure
You Will find relief right away. Ths
cure comes quick and Is a complete.
permanent cure. Old. chronic cases,
that itch all the time. bleed, pro
trude and are sore. become gargren-
Gus and are the very essence OF Ut.
ter misery. Write to tho Pyramid
Drug Co. al Pyramid Bldg, Msr.
shall. Mich. for free trial package
by mail In plain wrapper OF Pyramid
Pile Cure. Such cases have tried
dozen remedies, they believe n
nothing. expect 10 be operated q.
are sick. weary and discouraged
They need this free trial. II VII
be a revelation. The relief WI
bring back their hopes Of cure.
the remedy viii turn that hope into
realization. A man In Indiana past
20 had suffered over 30 years with
bleeding piles. The free trial Of
Pyramid Pile Cure was his first real
comfort He was thoroughly cured
and has lived his remaining years u
peaceful enjoyment, doing such cdd
work as would occupy his mind, and
going about with none OF the -
straint and hardships that always
accompany piles. Don't neglect 70
send for this free trial. and remenr
her you can always obtain the regr
lar soc package In any drug store
and be sure you get what you asa
for.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
TWO MEN AND THE LAW

Here ~ the story OF two men.
Both ran up against the law. Both
we're charged with the same crime
using the mails with fraugulent
Intentions.
ono II a poor man. The other Ia
a millionaire.
Roaal, the poor man. has been In
jail since his arrest. three months
and seven days before he was sen.
fenced.
Hillman. the millionaire, was first
arrested over six months ago but
has been out OF Jail ever since until
sentenced for jury tampcring
The action Of tho law with the
poor man 10 short and swift. Arrest.
Indictment. conviction and sentence.
That's all.
With the milllonaire-rwe notice
how Hillman has used every chance
afforded
iiiilman. the millionaire. was
charged with 10 crimes. each carry
ing a maximum penalty OF five
years. Total CO years. He got ~
years.
RoKsl. the labOrer. was charged
with one crime. carrying a maxi
mum penalty OF five years. He got
five years
Roaai. the laborer. had sent a
threatening letter. but received no
money.
lIillman. the millionaire. had
made fortune by his scheme OF
fraud. OF which the use OF the mails
was a part
but Roasi Is not a millionaire.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Garter Harrison of Chicago

Harrison elder 1857
the OF younger 1915 We
at the
the second city In America for 20 out of
a period 2S
OF hereditary rule in foreign
= the explanation
gifted
country produced ability o
metropolis OF the lakes
critics called him demagogue but
believed him Though the mayoraiy generally
regarded political deathbed his successive administrations left
with until began TO wonder
IL be office he lived.
his life short by the bullet
a assassin.
who be the varous
which the
nothing by foul which
numbers
the Carter Harrison had become almost legend
synonymous liberal kind hearted
ec n the has
certainly legislation his credit
years poorer than he
Chicago certainly joined Idol and his Carter fa
BY the there third growing who also has
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

c. d. htLLMRN MilLlONelFE
August &c. 1910. arrested and
released on bond.
August 3. Indicted.
October 4. re-arreated; plea
continued ten days
October IL. plea continued
three days.
October IL. plea Of not guilty
entered. Plea In abatement
and demurrer.
October 20. demurrer TO plea
in abatement with affidavita.
served and filed by the district
attorney.
November q. demurrer sus-
tanned.
December I. demurrer TO In
dictmsnt overruled, Motion 20
Quash denied.
January 3i-March 10, trial.
March 10. convicted on 10
counts. Released on bond.
March 22-2S. motions for new
trial and arrest Of Judgement
served and filed.
April /. motions denied. Sen
fenced 10 two years and six
months.
April !. notion OF appeal
given
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Plain Pork and Beans

with problems
US
mostly our o. o a peculiar
satisfied insist having
bottles and boxes with pretty labels and double the
when somachs II nothing but the
old food foefahers. after all.
for-fats
peasants
bread. the diet OF the Yankees"
bacon cereals
modern
wanting fancy package and fancy everything
this OF living
as
Ia ~ o
nd liar.
sh is really deep she sounds
SEATTLE STAR being backed by $500 crusade
kick politics OF the hospital
the the let
kick at hm.-Los Angeles Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Observations

MINNESOTA defeated state
senators included In the recalling
CINCINNATI pilot s using English I'm tho raw Calls
who netap factories wouldbe
SAY Cousin Bill Taft gltframed picture
Of that batteship Texas mikado
WE SEE by headlines that the New
Quilted By fire" Somebody have
after the grafters cleaned
EVERY TIME they he take
his to the
that Ohio a careful looking
LOVE- she blushng
heres some biscuit not at all like mother
right he sighed tasting
You It
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Taft Walks on Eggs and Breaks the Shells

H. yesterday dispatches indicate, President TAFT after
making immigration treaty based reliance upon Japan
honor had call the army and navy prevent Japan
secretly obtaining foohod the Panama canal he got Just
what was coming to him
This was what coming: Japan eoalng stations IN
Mexican ports The right of Japan COLOMBO Mexican soil
The OF Magdacna bay for Japanese naval maneuVer The
recognition that Japan and Mexico have mutual interests IN
the Pacific with implied 60 help each other That Is
all they doing YOU Mr. TAFT about the time you snl
ngy agreed that there should be restriction OF Japanese
immigration and ercey declared YOU would smash the san
Francisco fair il California dared even discuss the Japan
question That is another time Mr. Taft when you were
Completely surrounded by gentlemen who knew exactly what
they wanted
Does II pay compromise with wrong9 Is anything more
profitable in the end than standing bayey for what right
From the beginning Mr. Taft have been trying TO walk on
eggs without breaking any shells You tried ON the afil
question the question the conservation question: and
finally the Japanese question and with beneficial
suits.
II YOU have got the power Of the government TO
the people MIR President why not do at first without
futile and humliating compromise with public enemesf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
STROllEns' COLUMN

Al recent tuberculosis exhibit
a large chart Of the city was
shown. with white headed pins In
it locating every death by con
sumption In the previous year. A
woman was seen 10 be looking
carefully until she bad found a par
ticular pin. yes. that's him.
knowed him." she said. "He died
of consumption, poor man" Then
came some details OF the case. In
terspersed with remarks about
crowded tenements and dark
rooms, bad air and germs. I'VE
don't live that way no more" said
she. The campaign OF education
and prevention Is surely having an
effect
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Woodrow Wilson Coming


will visit Seattle and the month political
Dental candidate OF the
Woodrow Wilson making history he
his himself
1T Is against rule by superior people that the
he his line
thinks drawn between those who believe FOR
and those who believe
That's llsons we
don't know but he straight
the people with absolute
Yes the people Of Seattle win glad
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

A railroad fireman saw a 30
pound carp floating in the Shenan.
doah river and reached down and
killed Il with a monkey wrench.
A monkey wrench Is an effective
weapon TO use against a oarp-if
one really cares for carp.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
SwiSSCO Grows
Real Hair
stops DsndruH ard Restores Gray
or Faded Hair 20 its Natural
coior--Does Not Dye or Stain.
LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREE

Tbis great discovery Kro~a hsAs. pre-
vepss bNidns@s bald spotE. failing hair.
hair ~ anr ether hair or scalp disease.
and changes gray hair 10 youthful coipf
and aipsa No ~. ~ rtaln.
To prove that our claims are true. we
riii send You . iarEo trial bottle free. "
Tau VII ssud Zee In silver o. STAMPS 20
teip pay cost % psataNe and pafhirg. 20
aatssre Nair hSmsdy Co. ats4 u. o.
square. Cturfnnati .
apissss ~iii 30 fouaa on sale q, ali
drsaEists ana drun departments every
phsss At See and tLee bottle.
Per sale Ia Seattle AZ owl DrpE CO.
stores
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

lninen ug lekai
process.
After a couple
thousand years.
during which his
name has been
handled loosely.
the old fabrica-
tor is 10 have his
inning In court.
Frank Pelton ,
who won a suit
nj law against
Jacob NJ. Epp-
stein. Just could
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

! If you're poor you can't afford
10 look IT. Dress decently in this
dollarsand-cents age even n you
have 10 go hungry 10 do 30.
It's funny 10 see girls going
abroad to finish educations which
haven't even been begun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Touah ca.es Cos, more.

Salvation seems 10 DO mighty
costly 20 some. while TIA free TO
others growlcd tho man who was
asked TO contribute 10 tho church.
"of course" replied the deacon.
ITS bigger Job 10 saw. aome peo-
pie than 1t IN 10 save others"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Weepa.

Midas picked up a biscuit and 1,
turned 10 gold.
Whereupon he wept.
IT reminds mo so much OF my
poor, dead wife," he said.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Star Dust
ropAvs GOOD SHORT ONE
JOSH WISE
SAYS:


> : : : : : : = =
= TopAVs GOOD SHORT ONE .
A little Scotch boy was :
4 summoned TO give evidence
a against his father. who had 4
4 been causing disturbance 4
= In the street The battle said 4
4 TO the boy; Come. my we 4
mon. speak the truth and let 4
4 ms hear all ye ken about this 4
4 affair" well. sir" the boy 4
4 began. dye ken Inverness 4
4 II. 2" II do. laddie." Well" 4
ye gang along II an turn into 4
4 the square" yes. yes" on. 4
= oouraged tho baltic. An 4
4 whom ye gang across the 4
4 square. ye turn 20 the right. 4
4 an up into High at. an 4
= keep on up High A. 'tiil ye 4
= come TO pump" Quite 4
= right. my lad. proceed" 4
= Well" tho boy continued. 4
4 we may gang aH' pump Il. 4
4 for yen no pump me-" 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Gentle Sprlnu

They are scrubbing up for spring
nearly every blooming thing. And
while they dust and scrub. using
broom and soap and tub. not a
chair is in Its place. nary picture
shows It's face, oh. the dust the
women make an they sweep and
dust and shake cleaning. cleaning
everywhere. throwing black clouds
In the air.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
An Animation.

Fred--I proposed TO Miss Ding
leby last night.
Joe-Don't believe know her.
Is she well Off
Fred--Yes. I guess 80. She re
fused me.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

THAT poet who lives next door
told mo this afternoon that he is
burning Up with the fire Of gen.
iuH."
Eyes. and hia wife borrowed n
bod OF coal from me this morn
ing"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

"'Ere. Bill. wot's the mattcrl
You're iookiT worried"
"Work--nothina but work from
mornln' TIL night"
"'o~ long ave you been az III"
II begin tonorro~."--M. a. p.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

well. thank heaven." said the
clerk in a downtown office the
other day. -our engagement Is
broken. and I'm not out much"
"fiow muchy" inquired the book.
keeper.
We'll. | spent si.G0 for candy
and paid four instaiIments on the
ring"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

not help gioatlng over Il. so he
sent postcard addressed to Jacob
Annaniassteiu."
Despite the misspelling OF An
anias. Eppstein says there Is no
doubt about the insult intended. He
alleges the libel damaged his fair
name to the extent OF $4,000. the
amount for which he sues.
Sometimes the lifted man is
luckier than the accepted sutton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
Green, All Riqht.

my grandfather"-the young
man spoke not without a touch OF
pride-"my grandfather lived to a
green old age. a slngularly green old
age. Three times after his seven
tieth birthday he was taken in by
the confidence trick"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

ont comfortably fixed In
Old age lie sever rad a job paid him much"
-oh easy In the fact that he had the
kind wedding that him paying back wedding pres
cnfs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

Visitor Cat navy Yard - Why
such extreme haste In the building
Of that Dreadnaught7 There is no
prospect OF war, 10 there7
Naval officer construction de.
partment)--Oh, no; we've simply
trying 20 get her done and
launched before she becomes OBJ.
oIcte.---puck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
SOUTHERN PACIFIC

SOUTHERN $ i shop at Sacramento
rebuke that Interstate
ownership OF
Pacific viii In time all right
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

"wha, ths worst saw7" asked one Wall
4 another.
money panic I when nickel rolled
under the Of trolley and different women
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

II takes labor 10 complete the
great works conceived by genius.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
COURT TO DECIDE
If ANANIAS LIED

NEW YORK. April lo.-The real
status OF Ananias Is TO be deter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

the trdnoor back coming down into the
hall str" said the andlady "Win kindly give mo a
OF watarY" Certainly.
The ledger retired with his glass Two minutes later he ap
peared - -.
Mrs Johnson" said you please kindly rein this
this glass;
Certainly. air"
The lodssr retired, A a half passed. and he
again descended 90 tho hall
twilight TO refill this glass
Just moeH I'm afraid I'm giving you great deal OF
trouble"
mo trouble. but only hope not H. You seem
20 be drinking deal Of water"
znt said odger ho turned upstairs
fact my bedroom = on fire"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

looking obituary column In the mornlni
We'll" friend F1ut,srby has Joined Tho
majority"
why has he been getting mixed In some Of the brber,
eases inquired Mira Rivers who bad heard OF utsroy
Chicago Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

Argus boaated Of his hundred eyes.
4 can every In the circus" he cried
Herewith small boys who had trouble taking In thi
envicd him.-Now York Sun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
HOW TO s,lccgEp.

AN OLD BACHELOR WANTS TO, KNOW: DO harem
have hip pocketsf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
pENNflEss

Miss Ella. was your bazaar Z
success2"
Glorious, All the men had to
walk home!-Meggendorfer BIset
ter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11
@Mamms" . ga moiher day. 90

TO h.ayonY
Certainly" said her mother "why DO you ask"
We'll then. why don't angels have whiskenr"
because" said her mother they get hore by close
Monthly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

why are you always rubbing II
in on rich peopief'
They deserve H."
yes. but we can't all be poor.
you know
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11


: NO OCCUPATION;
JUST WORKS ,
4 A woman was called as ,
4 witness In a local court iast ,
q week. and counsel asked her.
What IN your occupation.
h Mira --------7" 1
= That's a funny question 10
= ask" witness replied. Il have ,
q no occupation am a mar (,
4 ried woman only sweep ,
= and wash and dust and pre-
4 pare meals and waah dishes ,
= and take care Of the babies
4 and my husband" +,
= And not soul in the
4 solemn courtroom caught the
4 point
4 But they we're all men. ,
4 4 4 4 80 4 4 h 4 4 4 4 4 h
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-04-11

ut is reported, Mr.. De Swell. that
you were seen yesterday strolling
on the boardwalk with your wife. f"
yes; ! was with my wife. But
for goodness sake, don't make a
sensation OF It."
French historian concludes that
Columbus stumbled across Ameri.
ca by chance. Sometimes when
we look at our u. s. senate we
sigh and wish Columbus hadn't
stumbled.
The two noblest things, which
are sweetness and ligbt.--Swlft
SO few theories pay dividends,
dern. ~