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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
John Henry
MAKES A
STATEMENT
By GEORGE v. HOBART

was sitting on the veranda one
morning studying -The Politician
Catechism," which / had found some.
where. when Clara ]. declared herself
In and got curious about the litera-
ture l was handling with SO much in
terest.
It's politics-I'm studying the
game" / told her. you wouldn't I'M
derstand it, Peaches"
She wouldn't take a stand-off 30 l
put her wise
i don't know who the Dope is that
cooked this up" said, but he knows
how to play ball. Listen to this:
The Politicians catechism.
Question-What is the first duty OF
a candidate?
Answer-A duty of about 81 per
cent. on his barrel" If the barrel
won't stand it, make it 33 1-3.
Question-What is candidate, any
way?
Answer-A candidate is thing
which the ward managers use for leg
pulling purposes up and until election
day, when if successful the thing
becomes 1T"
Question-In making speech, what
should a candidate use for his open
ing sentence?
Answer believe that a public
Office is a public trust"
Question-Is this strictly new?
Answer-Oh, mol Adam used to sit
on the stone fence around Eden and
recite it to the birds and beasts before
elocution books were printed.
Question-Then, why should a can
didate always use 1t?
Answer-Because usually candi-
dates are so busy watching their
pocketbooks they haven't time to think
original thoughts for home consumr
ton.
Question-Name another sterling
sentence which q candidate may use
with impunity.
Answer am eternally, ire
vocably and everlastingly opposed to
everything that needs opposition dur
ing the course Of such time as | may
be in a position to draw a salary while
opposing such things as may need OPP
position"
Question-Goodi That reads like
Alcibiades, sounds like Socrates, and
means as much as Populist platform.
What is the opening sentence of the
second paragraph of the first section
of candidates speech?
Answer-"The will of the sovereign
people of this glorious ward will not
let such heinous crime go unpun-
ished"
Question-What is the heinous
crime referred to?
Answer-Damfino.
Question--Corrcct. Can you name
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

the second sentence of the third para
graph of the first section of a candi-
dates speech?
Answer say, let us have justice,
though the heavens fall, and should
any man haul down the American flag,
shoot him on the spot"
Qdestion-What spot?
Answer-Ten spot, suppose.
uestion-Correct Name the first
sep ence of the third paragraph of the
fourth section OF a candidates speech
on hot summers night.
Answer-"I will cling earnestly to
the faith of my fathers and | Will re-
sist, tooth and nail, with all my soul
and with all my strength and with all
my will and with all my power the
Vaccinations of those low-browed
devils who seek to bend the neck OF
the sovereign citizens of this ward be
meath their iron heels"
Question-In what ward have they
ow-browed devils and iron heels?
Answer-They always have 'em in
the wards where the candidate Is par
ticularly young AMI euervescent.
Question-Car you repeat the first
sentence of the seventeenth paragraph
OF the eighteenth section OF can
didate's speech?
Answer-"The Office should seek
the man."
Quesuon-That sounds new and re-
freshing. BY whom was 1t invente'T
Answer-By politician from Rome
about the time Mr.. ]. Caesar built his
first summer cottage In Gaul.
QGestion-what is a platform?
Answer-A platform is thing to
stand on.
What is political plat
form?
Answer-A political platform is q
thing TO jump on.
Ouestion-What is the candidate
favorite expression previous TO cleo
ton?
Answer-"Eyery citizen is sover
eign. and I glory In tie thought"
-what is successful can
didate's favorite expression after cleo
tion2
Answer-"Every citizen is an office
hunter. and they make me sick
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

ist would certainly admire It is
shaped SO as TO silhouette the face.
1t is of black Zagal faced with vel
vet The biim lifts at the front and
has a decided upward curve at the
left revealing the couture OF puffs and
curls. A splendid color u ostrich IN
coral shades from pale to deep pink
sweeps all about the hat. At the
left plume. in the same shades. pro-
vides just the requisite dash to the
finish of this model The shape is
such that the entire profile, including
the neck and shoulder, stands out
Ike a cameo.
This is an example of the superb
In millinery. But thanks to the lati-
tude In fashions. maids who may not
indulge in such costly headwear may
look as lovely In the jeweled Greek
bands, the empire turbans or the
Juliet caps made of beads Then
there are the garlands of flowers and
the wreaths of blossoms made of rib
bon with occasional spangles OF lit
tie dew-drop jewels.
JULIA 5oTToMLEY.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

and other fabrics with chiffon and
the wonderful colors and embroid-
cries! They make possible effects
that are enticing. and pretty brides
maids may well rejoice at their op-
portunities.
But gown makers have not excelled
the milliners, and hats are a fitting
climax to the beauty of gowns. Be
sides hats, there are any number of
hair bands. beaded caps, jeweled or
naments and quaint arrangements OF
the couture for those who prefer
them. Little lace bonnets and short
wells have been recently used by
brides looking for the quaint and pic
turesque in the costuming of their
maids
Our Illustration shows model
Which Gainsborough or any other art
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
A WIDOWS LUCK
quit the Thing That Was Slowly In
luring Her.

A woman tells how coffee kept her
from insuring her life:
Il suffered for many years chiefly
from trouble with my heart, with
severe nervous headaches and neu-
ralgia; but although incapacitated
at times for my Homework. l did not
realize the gravity of my condition till
was rejected for life insurance, be-
cause. the examining physician said,
my heart was so bad he could not pass
me.
"ThiS distressed me very much. as
was a widow and had child de-
pendent upon me. 1t was to protect
her future that / wanted 10 insure
my life.
Fortunately for me. / happened to
read an advertisement containing 8
testimonial from man who had been
affected in the same way that l was
with heart trouble, and who was bene-
fitted by leaving of coffee and using
Postum. grasped at the hope this
held out, and made the change at
once.
My health began to improve imme-
diately. The headaches and neuralgia
disappeared, gained in flesh, and my
appetite came back to me. Greatest
of al. my heart was strengthened
from the beginning. and soon all the
distressing symptoms passed away. No
more waking up in the night with my
heart trying to fly out CT my mouth.
Then | again made application for
life Insurance. and had no trouble in
passing the medical examination.
1T was seven years ago thai | be
gan 10 use Postum and l an, using it
stiI. and shall continue to do so. as
find il 8 guarantee OF good health.
Name given by Postum Company. Bat
tie Greek. Mich,
There's a reason"
Read the big little book. The Road
to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letterf new
enc appears from time 10 tfme. They
arc geauines true. and fall OF hsmaz
kntcrest.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

viye don't mind 1t. She gers it from
her mothe.'s side-asbestos ran IN her
family
Then, to Uncle Peters tcfinite re-
lief, Hank hoisted his scvSSe and float
ed off,
The candidate began again: Eel
low-citizens, taxpayers and enlight-
ened voters of Ruraldene. this is
momentous moment in the history of
our beloved little city. l have heard
with a feeling of pardonable pride"
Enter at this moment Lizzie joyce
with the windshield lid, the grouchy'
grip and the parasol with the freckles
on It.
She was made up to stop the ffryt
passenger train that got flash OF Ter.
I'm after giving you my astice,
men," she said to Aunt Martha abso-
lutely blind to the fact that Uncle
Peter was glazing at her and boiling
with indignation.
1t certainly does jar a budding
statesman to have the cook come out
of the kitchen and put the boots to his
maiden speech.
WHAT'S the matter this timer" In
CURED the gentle Aunt Martha, anx-
ious to avert a disaster
"A strange boy just came in the
kitchen and told me that was workin'
for the man that inyinted the In
creased Cost-cf-Living club" answered
Lizzie, throwing q baleful CLEAN at
Uncle Peter, "and I'll not work for no
criminal The boy told me, too, that
the man I'm workin' for spind all his
money to keep Ireland from gettin'
home rule, and / quits me job"
What" shrieked Uncle Peter,
dancing around the lawn. II invented
the Increa sed- Cost of living clnhf
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
AN ESTABLISHED FACTORY

Producing standard goods used by stores,
banks, farmers and practically everybody,
is sending its special representative to
open a distributing Office for this district
and other unoccupied territory and desires
a resident distributor with $500 20 50 900
in cash, carrying stock for Immediately
filing orders; we allow 500 to 500 month
~ compensation, extra commissions, Of
fee and other expenses, per contract, ae-
cording TO size of district allotted and
stock carried; permanent arrangements;
references required. If you can fill re-
quirements write promptly. Llberty"
Manufacturing Association, go West Hd-
ron ST., Chicago.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
erea, IN More Way. Than one.

zone popularity of automobiles that
dorlt remember to have heard men
toned" said a man who had Just
sent a suit Of clothes to the cleaner,
is found in their great bility as mud
aud slush splashers-
An ordinary narrow trimmed wheel
cuts into mud and slush and doesn't
scatter either so much. but the sroad,
round faced tire OF an automobile
moving rapidly throws wide sheets
and sprays far out from its wheels
When you see an automobile coming
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
CASE FOR SHAVING PAPERS
Can Be Made Very Easily
at Home.

A case for shaving papers general.
ly forms a very acceptable present for
a man, and in our sketch may be seen
pretty type of this useful little ar
ticle.
1t is designed for hanging upon the
wall by the side of the dressing table
and is of a diamond shape. For the
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
FOR THE BRIDESMAIDS
EVERY OPPORTUNITY is GIVEN
THEM TO LOOK LOVELY.
eewitching Hats, Hair Bands, Beaded
Caps and Jeweled Ornaments
Are Prepared for Them by
the MilIlners-

II ever there was a time when
bridesmaids had better opportunities
to look bewitching, than in this pres
ent season, no record has been pre-
served OF 1t in song or story or on
canvas. Consider the long beautiful
lines OF this summers gowns, reveal
ing the youthful figure as it is; the
supple and exquisite materials with
their soft luster, the yelling of lace
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Mot a SINGER.

Johnny" the teacher said, here is
a book Now, stand up straight and
sing like a little man"
The song was Nearer, My God"
No sooner had the school commenced
to sing than a little girl waved her
hand frantically. Stopping the sing
ing, the teacher inquired the cause.
Please. teacher, | think Johnny
will get nearer If he whistles"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Good Starch.

Starch for a black lawn or organdie
dress that will make it look like new
and not show on the surface of the
dress goods. can be made in this
way: Take black die, dissolve as you
would for coloring and keep it bot
tied. Make the starch quite thin,
strain the dye and mix little of it
with the starch.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Reeoonize Value Of Fresh Air.

New York city now has in opera
lion twelve open air schools and
classes, and definite provision has
been made for fourteen similar classes
to be opened by next fall, according
to an announcement made ~ the Ma
tiona1 Association for the Study and
Proven ion Of tuberculosis. Chicago
has six open air classes in its schools.
and Boston has five.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Poetic Apprentice.

grocer's apprentice addictet e
poetry has summoned his employer.
a rich merchant of Ougitsa, Servia.
for unlawful dismissal The mer-
chant explained that his customers
EFF because the boy answered all
questions Ia rhyme and detained peo-
pie while be fixed meter and verse.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

James R. Keene, at an Easter cele-
bration in Cedarhurst," said New
York broker, "once gave. In dozen
words, the Wall-street definition of y
lamb.
"A lamb, said Mr.. Keene, is one
who invests first and investigates
afterwards.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Double < dqed.

The man whose daughter had just
been united To the husband OF her
choice looked little sad.
81 tell you, squire" he said to one OF
the wedding guests, man of his own
age, and himself the father of a num-
Der of unmarried girls. Il tell you
It is solemn thing for us when our
daughters marry and go away"
The squire assented not altogether
heartily.
81 suppose it is" he conceded, "but
[ tell you it is more solemn when they
Gon't."-Youth's Companion
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

Wool fabrics only are employed
Ia the making OF SINCERITY
CLOTHES, = produced BY Kuh, Nathan
& Fischer Company. Chicago. Write
for style Book No. z.
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Evidently an Amateur.

Getting ready for your suburban
gardening?"
yep. I've got a spade, pick, a
hoe, a rake and some garden seed,
but I've ransacked the market and
nobody seems to have any angle
worms for sale"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
The Diving eeII.

The diving bell was first used In En-
rope In the year 1900. It was sub
sequently used In searching for tha
wreck Of the famous Spanish armada
some TINA before tia year 1859.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Liannv Family.

Mrs. Scrappington lin the midst OF
her reading) Here is an account OF
woman turning on the gas while her
husband was asleep and asphyxiating
him!
Mr.. Scrappington considerate
of her, I'm sure! Some wives wake
their husbands up, and then talk them
To dnath -Puck
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
No Girls

you didn't stay long at Wombat's
country place"
mo, he promised to show me the
beauties of his neighborhood and then
tried to point out lot of scenery"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

the Antiseptio powder 70 be shaken into tho shoes
for tired aching feet II taxes the sting ont Of cons
and bunions and makes walking delight Sold
everywhere, 2c. Rsfass substffutes. For tkEb
trial package address A. 8. olmsted. lie Roy, NY.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
ARE YOU FREE
FROM

Headaches. Colds. Indigestion.
Pains. Constipation. Sour Stomach.
Dizziness1 If you are not, the most
effective. prompt and pleasant
method Of getting nd Of them is to
take, now and then. desertspoon-
fd Of the ever refreshing and truly
beneficial Laxative remedy-Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of Soma. 1t is
well known throughout the world
as the best Of family laxative rene
dies, because it acts so gently and
strengthens naturally without I'M
tating the system IN any way.
To get its beneficial effects it 10
always necessary to buy the genu-
Inc, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co. bearing the name
Of the Company. plainly printed on
the front Of every package.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
On Ocrasion-

Pop, is IL x that is an unknown
quantity?"
Il have always found 1t so. my son.
whenever tried to borrow one"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

RandalI-,5as a reputation for brav-
cry, has he?
Rogers-Yes, with every one who
has been his wife-Life.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

For your own sake. don't wait until it
happens II may be headache, tooth
ache. esrache, or some painful accident.
Hsmlins Wizard Oil viii cure it. Get
bottle now.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
A Good Score.

whats DOGGY at your suburb?"
Forty cooks a year. Lost year we
had only forty-one. Exchange
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

swiftly along muddy or slushy
street you want 10 stand back-'way
back. This have learned By ex-
periencs--
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

Ali married men are heroes, but
they cant always prove IL.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

DIR. Pierce's Pellets small. sugar-coated.
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
Consistent.

Hell was born on the second OF
April.
She-Latf--a usual-Life.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

Moreover. he greeted his employer
with q new couplet every day. The
court found the merchant justified and
advised the apprentice to mend his
ways-Belgrade Cor. Pail Mall Ca
zette-
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Taking a Chance.

Employer-So. then, Miss Willing.
you're leaving as for good?
Miss Willing-No Sir. For better
or for worse!
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

Wealth is a bubble that some men
try TO enlarge By blowing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09

Are you going to make Uncle
Peter study all that?" inquired Clara
]. when finished.
No" l answered; he'll be too
busy making marks In his check
book"
Uncle Peter was going to run for
office against his old rival. Bill Gray,
and he had elected me campaign
| manager.
Before she could ask for further de-
tails the postman came trailing up the
road with the morning mail.
Hank, our gardener, went down to
the gate to meet him. Hank Is as deaf
as the conscience of ward boss.
Good morning." said the postman.
"Hey?" whispered Hank with his
southpaw up to his listener.
Il say, It's nice morning." the
letter carrier yelled.
Yes, all very we'll thank vel"
Hank replied; "exceptin' my littlest
gal, Genevive. She was ailin' some
when left home this mornin'."
That's too bad" the letter carrier
sympathized loudly.
'Two!" cried Hank; ooh, bless
you, no! I've got nine of EN-. The
oldest is twelve years and the young
est 10 fourteen days"
The letter carrier laughed and was
on his way while Hank brought the
mail to me, still talking as he sorted
the letters over: But l don't see no
gold medals coming from ex-President
Roosevelt because I didn't commit a
race suicide. l reckon j. Fenimore
Cooper was right when he said repub-
lies is ongrateful critters" Hank
sighed and went back to his garden.
Here's scream from Bunch" l
said opening the letter which read az
follows:
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BUNCH JEFFERSON.

well, wouldn't that tie your horse"
| yelled. Bunch, my old friend and
pal for years. throwing the harpoon
into me and breaking it off! Gil me
pen so can get back at him and curl
his hair"
wait moment, John" suggested
Clara ]. That's no way for a COM
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1911-05-09
RuraIdene Tuesday

T
Dear John-Mr William Gray has ap-
pointed me his campaign manager, and I
take pleasure In announcing that our
full. / mean to work as l have never
worked before. and you may depend upon
II that Mr.. feter Grant will have hard
road TO travel from now until election
day. OF course we don't believe in per-
sonalities or mud-slinging but this does
not blind Us to the fact that old Peter
Grant Is the inventor of the original In
creased Cost Living club, and we will
prove ii to the satisfaction of the voters
in this district. 1t must be awful to have
a man like Foxy Pete in the family, and
you have my heartfelt sympathy In your
hour of woe. This will be one time. how
ever, when he'll get all that's coming to
hin and he'll begin to get 1t soon.
lovingly Yours
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-03

!. No. 1144.-charade: Rain, bow; rain.
bow.
No. 1l45,-Numerical Enigma: "Thc
greatest Of faults, 1 should shy, is to
be conscious Of none" Words: Found,
cruel, house, tasty, stain, scion, boots,
goose, faith. i.g - ~
Z No. 114G.-Naturei Questions. Hart
hearD,. boar (bore), deer dear, bat,
bulls and bears, beaver i'm Y /
No. 51147.-Code Rebus: "The good
you do is not lost, though you forget
IT." Words: Govt, thug, hilt, youth,
root, foot, moose, goose. r
No. l148.-A luminous Enigma:
The Clermont. l. Tagus. Q. Honng-
no. 8. Euphrates 4.sCongo. 5. Lena.
8. Elbe. Z. Rhone, s. 4Iekong. 0.
Obi 10. Nile. u. Tiber.. Ia
No 1l40.-Rlddle: Shell. NJ. 8
/ No. Il "a. -Charade: FIVE ", v.
u No 1l5l Seed Puzzle: Precedes,
proceeds, intercedes, recedes, succeeds,
nccedes, comedies, secedes. "
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Tl'HlIlE.LAN|I|'Dl.|IsOF.''.
'PUzz.LEDOM.
No. 1lii52-Nu,merisal Enism,,,a,

Ny: ], 2, 8 IS a piece Of wood or
metal that Is long, In proportion TO Its
thickness; my !, 9, 3, a Is one Of the
sharp backward turning points founll
n .arrows, lslhooks and Other :instru-
lrnents for piercing aud intended TO fix
them IN place; my 4, 5 IS TO exist; my
q, 9, 8 Is m insect that Is likely to be
busy! in summer time gathering pol
len; my Q, isis what one expects 10
see hanging down the back Of a CHI
haman; my !, 9, 8, 20, o, IS Is an
entertainment at Which there is feast
ing in the open air.
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\. 3 X, y u q ~ d;
PILES CURED ] N 8 re! L ~ DAYS. 4
n PAZo sOINTAIE N VI Gis guaranteed to.
care any case Of itching, Blind, Bleed.
ing Sor, Pt,otrud Ing II lies In 6 10 III days
or money refunded. Soc.
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No. 1155AEn;on,,
No. 115e.-Word Squares.

To shut out. TO cludc. A star. To
take for ones own. A source Of III
come.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-03

An open space. A snow house. A
pupil. Admirer. Those who work.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-03
No. 11s4.-A shrunken Word;

III, No. f1s4.-A shrunkeni Word.
A word OF FIVE letters gradually lost
all its letters but one; guess from the
verse below what the word was orig.
finally and what letter was left.
They sly vas a little loud
Until | lost my eye:
i, Then was good upon a scent.
But when they aid dcscry
That could see imperfcctly
They made me blind Indeed.
And became q negative
For men to use nt need
My exclamation then they took.
n And NIL they left to nc
Was but n single letter which
1n,es'ery end You see !, t5e
= Z. No. 11s5.&Enisn,a.
dwell in America. frat and last.
Tho am oftcner found. they say,
In cannda or Alaska
Or distant Paraguay.
Seek for nc not In nighttime.
Choose the middle or the day. .r
And never In chill December,
But IN glad and happy Nay.
I lead American armies. set
= In tho rear ranks ever hide. -
am always found In sadness.
~ Tho In happiness l abide
Yet seek for me not in vigorous life.
But in grand cnthedral's nave
Or In ghostly. deaihlike conn, $500
& In dreary vault or grave III:
a|.H l. ..a .rf- -. p.
.s,s No. 115e.-Word Squares.
To shut out. TO cludc. A stan. To
take for ones own. A source Of III
come.
An open space. A snow house. A
pupil. Admirer. Those who work.
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~ No. 1i5s-ssheaainss.
Behead: A passage in a church and
leave land Which is surrounded by
water.
A bundle 81 goods ana leave a.
liquor. Z.
A part Of the foot and leave a
snakeiike fshr i.s.i
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CALENDARS.

We are going to send nice little
Calendar to every subscriber who
sends in as much as a dollar or more
on renewal OF subscription. The Cal.
endars will be sent out as long as
they last. When you get your calen.
dar you will know that your remit.
lance reached us oil right. Most
every one willlrenew anyway. SO why,
not get the Calendar now. i;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-03

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