Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-25
A VERY WISE
YOUNG MAN

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library. Fred was stin in college.
but he was . very wise young man.
He was 20 wise that no had attempted
to dictate to his sister. Edith, an to
how her smiles were to be distrib-
uted.
Eyes. wish Edith were more tract
able" sighed the mother.
Tractable!" exclaimed the son.
why. I hadn't spoken 20 words to
her when she famed up and said
needed a guardian myself. I'm "a and
she Is under 20 and yet she will not
take my advice. What are you going
to do with such q girl?"
I've Will have to argue with her"
Can you argue with q girl who has
her fists doubled up7 Now let's 90
over the list again. There 10 Waters,
who II = perfect ninny. There Ii
Thompson, who hasn't got a dollar.
There Is Rush. who is q perfect sissy.
There Is Alvord. who sings passabIy
well. but will never earn $25 q week.
There Is Clingham. who Is living on
his poor old mothers bounty. The
whole five rolled into one wouldn't
dangling around her"
Edith Somers had at least the five
callers named at the family council.
Two or three Of them h. 4 escorted
her to the theater. Another had tn.
ken her to the horse show. She had
bowed to them on the a .enue or in
the park and she had chatted and
smiled at home. What OF It? Can't
a girl do that and much more without
being In lover Her 24-year-old broth.
er will say no. Edith Somers hadn't
yet given a thought to marriage.
In his class were three different
young men Fred liked exceedingly
we'll. He invited them by turns to
run down home with him and Of
course sister Edith met them AS far
AZ Fred could make out thew were
simply added to the five heretofore
mentioned. He believed they were
Impressed. but j,rSt as soon as he be-
gan sounding their praises Mics Edith
began talking with the canary or
playing with the cat. When re turn.
ed and began criticising them she
would 90 to the piano and strike up
ragtime.
Another family council was called.
Il throw up my hands," announced
Fred in tones Of despair.
whats she done now?" meaning
Edith.
Got two more! One has been in
an insane asylum. I believe, and the
other will soon get there. I started to
say something to her an hour ago,
but she elevated her nose and walk.
ed off,"
II had FIVE beaux Mt one time
myself" replied the mother. who
thought the case had not yet arrived
at the danger point.
But she's got 10 and more coming
every minute!"
But she can't care for them all"
But you SEQ she'll pick out the
poorest ono Of the lot!
Summer opened; Fred came home
on his vacation and the trio went to a
lake resort. The dozen danglerB were
eart-broken. but Edith Somers didn't
seem bit cast down. At the end of
fortnight a new face appeared at
the somers' table. Fred sized up the
stranger and said to himself:
"Homely enough to stop a clock. No
fear OF Edith taking to him."
And after several furtive Klances
across the table Edith said to herself:
Strong. sensible. unromantic. !
might like him."
After three or four days there were
introductions. The stranger was
George French. mining engineer.
Mr.. French was invited to 20 out In
. sail boat with the trio. Mr.. Fred
was "a years old and he took charge
Of the boat There was no great call
for wisdom In the managing Of a sail
boat in gusty day. All that is need
ed is about FIVE years experience.
Ten minutes OF exhilaration and
then gust struck her and she went
over. The wise Fred was tangled I'D
with the sail and the two ladies were
ready to 80 to the bottom when Mr..
French got clear OF the rope tangled
about his legs and began work. He
reached out an arm for all and gath.
cred them to the overturned boat and
directed and chilled and encouraged
until the rescuer came.
II was three months later that Fred
Somers said to his sister:
Eddie. what's become Of that civil
engineer"
"Out west. I believe" was the an.
swer.
Say. now. was in hopes"
"Yes?"
why don't your"
HE hasn't quite asked mo to yet,
but I expect he will in his next lot.
ter"
"And you'll"
"oh. run along and have me COM
mitted to q private asylum! You are
~ years old and a very. very wise
young mani"