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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-11-30
VERDICT PLEASES
CHEERING CROWD
Mrs. Patterson Acquitted of Muir
der-She Killed Her Hus-
band Last September.
Continued on page -

Denver, Colo. Nov 29-Gertrude Gibson
Patterson. accused of the murder of her
husband, Charles A. Patterson. whom she
walking together in a suburb on Septem-
ber 25. to-day was declared not guilty
by jury In the district court.
As the clerk finished reading the
verdict, Mrs. Patterson sprang to her feet
and caught the outStretched hand of her
attorney. From outside the court room
came roar of cheers; but inside the
room the crowd was quiet. But, as court
adjourned and Mrs Patterson stepped for
ward to thank the jurors, the crowd
overwhelmol hor with congratulate
Her efforts to reach the jurors were vain.
Later, four of the jurors called on her
as she was making ready TO leave the
Jail.
The space between the court room
and the Jail was packed with a cheering
crowd. On the arm of her attorney Mrs
Patterson struggled through the thronE
while men tried TO shake her hand and
women strove to kiss her Behind her
waving both hands went her father,
shouting his joy. Close behind him fol-
lowed the mother ana sister, both in
tears
AS Mrs. Patterson stepped from the
jail rotunda, gay with THANKSGIVING
decorations. the $50 prisoners gave
her round of cheers.
AT NO TIME FOR CONVICTION.
AT no time in the deliberations Of
the jury were there moro than two
votes for conviction, Four ballots
were taken, The jury began delibera-
tions last night.
The verdict hung. it is declared. on
MIS- fatterson's trip to Europe with
announcer man after she had married
Patterson. Whether this trip was
'aKen with her husbands knowledge
and consent after he had received
$1,000 from the man with whom she
went, as she contended, or whether
! she had withheld from Patterson the
true nature of the trip, as the State
contended, was the subject, 1t is said,
with which most of the Jurors dis
cusslon dealt.
The Jurors accepted Mrs Patterson's
story of the shooting, that she had
hred after her husband had knocked
hor to the ground
MIS- Patterson spent restless
hlght' while the Jurors voted From
her cell window she could look across
AT the jury room, and as long as the
lights were burning she kept her
eyes hxed on the spot where IL men
were deciding her fate.
This morning her composure returned
one sat calmly in her cell talking with
members of her family, and a few news
paper men. but only In the most indirect
way spoke of what might be in store for
| her.
CALLED JURY DEAR MBN.'
As the jurors passed by the jail to
| BREAKFAST, Mrs Patterson pressed her
race against the window and exclaimed:
! 'Oh you dear men. II you would only
| look up"
AS the hours dragged on her confidence
| increased but she conhded to the matron
| my knees are so weak that ] don't be.
| heVe could walk over to the court
| room"
She round strength, though, when she
J was called to court to hear the verdict
| mat set her free and she was gay and
lctE
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-11-30
RUSSIA DELIVERS
HER ULT|MATUM
Demands That Persia Shall In
stantly Dismiss Her American
Treasurer General.
MUST ALSO PAY INDEMNITY
Should Mr.. Shuster Remain in
Office 48 Hours, the Cossacks
Will March on
Teheran.
MUST ALSO PAY INDEMNITY

Tchcran. Nov. 2a-Pussia'S ultimItum
has been delivered to Persia Russia de-
mauds the instant dismissal of ". Morgan
ShuStcr. the American treaSurcr-general
of Persia. whose administration of the
financial department has resulted in the
present con- plications. and indemnify for
the expenses incurred in sending Russian
troops to Persia.
Shuuld tine dismissal OF Mr. Shustor not
bee c,uf "a out within IS hours, Russian
troops viii march ON Teheran and the
additional expenses will be added to the
ndomuitN. 1t is stated confidently that
the national council will not comply with
the demands. Mr.. Shuster in an interview
to-day said that the cancellation of his
contract rested entirely with the Persian
national council.
Whatever may be the feeling of the
Persian people in the present affair. and
it IS said TO favor Shuster. Persia is help
less before the Russian cossacks In some
quarters it is expected that the Russian
action. which IS looked upon as an affront
offered to America prestige will be re-
scented by the United States. government
as Mr. Shuster was recommended for
the position he holds by the State de-
partment at Washington.
The presentation of the Russian ultima
tum has put an end to the cabinet crisis
After stormy sitting to-day the ma
tional council approved another ministry
formed by Premier Samsam- Es- -Sultaneh
with Nosoogh Ed Dowleh as minister of
foreign affairs.
The ultimatum, in addition TO demand
ing the dismissal of Mr.. Shueter, insists
upon the dismissal Of other forcicners
and an understanding that Persia shall
not employ foreigners without the pre-
vious consent of Russia and Great
Britain.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-11-30
GREAT BRITAIN CONSULTED.

London, Nov. 30.-The ehcran CORE
spondent Of the Times says thai although
tine ultimatum is presented by Russia
only he understands that Great Britain
mas been fully consulted. Certain por-
tions too of the ultimatum, he adds. are
in the name OF both powers
The bee., 1911-08-18

largest concetn what interest selects
and dominates those men. The con-
Germ is more than ethical. 1t involves
more than pride, and decency in poll
tics. 1t involves your tax rate; it in.
wolves the efficiency and sutficiency OF
your school system; IL involves the
States power and resources to grow
In material development. 1t invoives
whether we shall stand still as peo.
pie, or go forward in Industrial prog
ress.
Our party is not fighting the liquor
business as a business We are fight
Ing its methods in politics. We are
proposing to put 1t out of politics We
are proposing this because 1t de-
bauches politics; because it corrupts
politicians; because it perverts legis-
lation; because 1t is destroying popu.
lar government in this State.
To be sure, this is not the only ques-
tion involved in this campaign. "A
number of others, equally important,
are presented by our platform of poll
Cies They will each be discussed in
order hereafter, each making sep
- a.e tneIne lou will be readily able
to summarize them all in one sentence,
as containing one significant, elemental,
principle, which is, the enlargement OF
the peoples power In their govern
ment.
At the very threshold of any policy
for improving conditions In the State
is the prime cause for those conditions
the corruptionist In politics. Unless
he can be removed from his position
nf a M ocn all ntar ~ aHn vFfll
be in vain. Otherwise, legislation OF
a remedial nature Is impossible. Many
important provisions of your consti-
tuition have lain dormant for these
twenty years because of his presence
and pernicious influence. Entrenched
In power, accustomed to its successful
sway, backed by unlimited means, a
political strategist and public enemy,
he will fight bitterly every effort to dis
lodge him. His utility to party bosses
Is so essential that they will be his
allies in the fight. They know full we'll
that party platforms, public speeches
of candidates, even party and personal
pledges, are impotent II they can main
tain their position Of vantage. Clean
legislation can not flow from q pol.
luted source. Remove the pollution
from the fountains of political power,
and all other reforms are possible.
But not otherwise.
Whether Kentucky will undertake
that kind Of cleaning up is the ques-
tion. Whether you will follow the
course Of New Jersey and California
ridden by political bosses and made to
serve powerful monopolistic interests
--or whether you will allow a continu-
ance Of those conditions, is the su-
preme matter.
This campaign Is to unfold that pro
gram. Hear not alone one side, nor
one speech. Hear all. Then decide for
Kentucky's honor, and progress.
The bee., 1911-08-18
Life Saved At Deaths Door.

II never felt so near my grave" :"
writes w. r. Patterson, of Willing
ton, Tex. as when frIghtful cough
and lung trouble pulled me down to
100 pounds, in spite of Doctors treat
ment for two years. My father.
mother and two sisters died of con-
sumption. and that [ alive today is
due solely to DIR. Kings New Dis
covery, which completely cured me.
Now 1 weigh 1877 pounds and have
peen will and strong for years. +"
Quick, safe, sure, Its the best remedy
on earth for coughs, colds, lagrippe.
asthma, Group, and all throat and
lung troubles 50c q $l.00. Trial bot
free. Guaranteed by all druggists
The bee., 1911-08-18
CHURCHES.

CATHOLIC CHURCH. First mass
every Sunday and holy day at 700
n. m. Second mass and preaching
$50 a, m. Vespers and benediction I
T., m. Rev. ]. p. MCFARLAND, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH. - Sunday
school at 9:5O q. m. Preaching every
Lords day at 10:45 a. m. and 7:45 p.
IN. Prayer meeting every Wednes-
day at 7:30 D. M.
DR.. d. t. STANLEY, Pastor.
M. e. CHURoH.-ReguIar services
third Sunday at ii q. m. and 7 80 d. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 1880. Sunday-school at 8 9:30 q. m.
Glass meeting, second Sunday at
l0:30 a. m.
REV. HoLTzoLAw, Pastor.
M. e. CHURCH, SoUTH.-Rev. w.
G.. Brandon, pastor. Services on
everv Sunday at IL a. On. and
7:45 p. m. Sunday school at $3.50
a. m. Prayer meeting, Wednesday
evenings at 1880 O'Clock. Ladies'
Aid Society every Monday after
noon. Official Board meeting Mon
dav after first SUNDAY in each
month.
MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH -
Preaching End and 4th Sunday at Ii
a. m ana 7:30 p. m. and the preced-
ing SatuJ day right. Church meeting
Satdrdas night before the 4th Sum
day. Sunday School at $3.50 a. IA.
Preyei neetInp evtrv Monday night
7:3l. Rev. G. H. Grigson, Pastor.
5ENFkAI BAPTIST CHURCH,
81 rvices fourth Sunday morning and
evening in each month and Satur-
day evening preceding. Prayer
meeting Friday evening. Sunday
school Up. M.
REV. 4. j. LYNN, Pastor.
EPISCOPAL CHURoH-Services Ist
and 3rd Sunday night at 7:45 at the
Library.
REV. GEO. Q. ABBITT, Rector.
The bee., 1911-08-18
LODGES.

Masonic Lodge-E. w. Turner.
No. 548 meets lst. and 3rd. Fridays
in each month.
e. j. PHILLIPS, Sec.
Victoria Lodge, No. "a, K. of p
meets every Monday night Visit
ors welcome.
ERNEST NEWTON,
X. of r. and s.
Hopkins Lodge, A. o. u. w. No.
56l meets every Thursday night.
Y.Q. WALKER, Sec
Golden Cross Lodge, Darlington
No. 525 meets lst. and 8rd, Saturday
night in each month.
MRS. BERTHA UMsTEAD, Sec.
Degree of Honor, No. 10 meets End
and 4th Saturday nights in each
month. MISS LIZZIE HUFF, Sec.
Ben Hur Lodge, Darlington
Court, No. 65, meets every 1st and
3rd Monday night at old Masonic
Hall. DIR. O. b. JOHNSON, Scribe.
Standwaite, Tribe No. 81, Red Men
meets every Friday sleep.
HARRY LONG, q. Of R.
Woodmen of the World, Catalpa
Camp No. 30l meets every Wednes-
day night. All members are ear
nestly requested to be there.
q. s. CRENsHAw, Clerk
Modern Woodmen of the World.
No. 1892 meets every Wednesday
Y. @. WALKER, Sec.
Elks, B. P. o. No. 78S meets at
Madisonville Monday night.
B. N. GORDON, Exalted Ruler.
Roy s. WILSON, Secretary.
darlington Chapter, u. d. c..
meets lst Thursday in each month
at 2:80 p. m.
MRS. KATE WITHERs, Pres.
Knights and Ladies of Security
will meet every second and fourth
Monday nights. Visiting members
invited to attend.
g. s. CRENsHAw, Clerk.
Visiting members are cordially
invited to attend any of these
Lodges
The bee., 1911-08-18
CITY DIRECTORY.

Mayor-H. @. Bourland.
Police Judge-A. j. Bennett.
Chief of Police-Wm. Bradley.
Nigtt Clief--J RI. Handy.
Tax Assessor--J. Fl. Corbitt.
cry Clerk-Paul p. Price.
lreasurer-Frank b. Arnold.
Cfty Physician--W. X. Nisbet.
City Engineer-R. E. Whipfler.
Street Commissioner--Robt. Wood
Councilmen-JnO. b, Atkinson,
Madison Oldham, F. ID. Rash, Geo.
Q. Atkinson, Thos. Blair, G. A.
Henry. Meeting night first Monday
night in each month.
School Trustee--Paul M. Moore,
Board of Health-Ed M. Trahern,
g. Gilbert King and Curtis b. John
son, M. d.
Postmaster--Chas. Cowell.
The bee., 1911-08-18
calIad Back.

"A good wife is heavens greatest
gift to man and the rarest gem the
earth holds" remarked Mr.. Jarphly
the other morning. "She is his joy.
his inspiration and his very soul
Through her he learns to reach tho
pure and true. and her loving hands
lead him softly over the rough places
She is" Jeremiah" said Mrs. Jarphr
ly. solemnly, Jeremiah. what wicked
ness have you been up to now?"
The bee., 1911-08-18
skIIful Work.

An expert workman in one OF the
great needle factories. In a test Of
skill. performed one of the most deli
cate feats imaginable. He took q
common sewing needle of medium
size, an inch and five-eighthg in length.
and drilled a hole through its entire
length from eye to point
The bee., 1911-08-18
INTERUReAN TRAINs.
NORTH BOUND.
SOUTH BOUND
M. Il. &E. TIME CARD.

M. H. & E. time card went into
effect Sunday. April 8, 1911.
No. liz leaves. .b:46 q. no.
No. lib arrives. 1880 p. 10.
The bee., 1911-08-18

Bridget. feel so Ill wish yo~
would not go out today. Couldn't you
get what you are going for just ~
well tomorrow Faith. an OF cam
tomorrow or amy day. l was going
out to get mesilf new job."-Har~
per's Bazaar.
The bee., 1911-08-18

Most of the other fellows success
is credited to luck, and the rest of II
to penurious disbosition.-Atchison
Globe.
The bee., 1911-08-18
clock shows Russian InaenuIty.

A clock in st. Petersburg has 95
faces, indicating simultaneously the
time at 30 different spots on the
earth's surface. besides the move
ments Of the earth and planets.
The bee., 1911-08-18
SOUTH BOUND
/. q N. TIME CARD.

Time oi arrival of trains passing
through and departure of trains
at Darlington.
Effective Sunday, April 8, 1911.
The bee., 1911-08-18

The First Postoffioe.
Postofices we're first established in
l464
The bee., 1911-08-18
c. r. TIME CARD

Time of departure of Illinois Gen.
raj trains from Nortonville, Ky.
The bee., 1911-08-18

NORTH hound.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
COMES A TIME
When Coffee Shows What II Has Been
Doing.

"Of late years coffee has disagreed
with me-" writes a matron from Rome,
N. Y.
Its lightest punishment being to
make me 1ogy' and dizzy. and 1t SEEM
ed to thicken up my blood.
"The heaviest was when 1t upset my
stomach completely, destroying my ap-
petite and making me nervous and ir-
ritable, and sent me to my bed. After
one of these attacks, in which nearly
lost my life, concluded to quit the
coffee and try Postum.
ut went right to the spot! found
1t not only a most palatable and re-
freshing beverage, but food as well.
"All my ailments. the 1oginess' and
dizziness, the unsatisfactory condition
Of my blood, my nervousness and irri-
liability disappeared in short order
and my sorely afflicted stomach began
quickly to recover. began to rebuild
and have steadily continued until now.
Have . good appetite and am rejoicing
in sound health which owe to the use
Of Postum" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
Read the little Book '~The Road to
wellvills." !" in pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the abevs lsttsrs A new
enc aDDeafs fron tiRe to tine. They
are 6sn01nS, tH0e, anl fan o1 huAaA
interest.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
SPORT.
WESTERN LEAGUE STANDING

Articles have been signed for the
ten-round go between Mike Malone and
Young Erlenborn at Walsenberg, June
22nd.
Eddie McGourty of Oshkosh, and
Young Mahoney of Racine have been
matched to box ten rounds at Gary,
Ill, on June 3rd
News has just reached New York of
the death in Gloucestershire, England,
of DR.. Edward Grace, the Oldest of the
Grace brothers. famous the world over
as cricket players. DR.. Grace was
seventy years old.
What is said to be a new worlds
record in baseball was made at Hunt
ington, w. Va, in the game between
the Charleston and Huntington teams
Of the Virginia Valley league, when
neither team made a hit until the
eleventh inning.
G. l.. TEX Rickard, who is now in
Buenos Ayres, who was the promoter
of the Johnson-Jeffries fight in Reno.
July 4th, will offer purse of $4,000
for Jack Johnson, to fight any two
men in the world the same afternoon
for the worlds championship, at
Buenos Ayres.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
DOCTOR PREScRIBES
CUTICURA REMEDIES

Il wish to lot you know Of . couple
Of recent cures which have made
BY the use Of the Cuticura Remedies.
Last August, Mr.. Of this city
came to my once, troubled with .
severe skin eruption. 1t was dermatitis
In It's worst form. It started with .
slight eruption and would affect most
parts Of his body. thighs, elbows.
chest, back and abdomen-and would
terminate In little pustulss. The Itch
ing and burning was dreadful and he
would almost tear his skin apart, try.
ing to get relief. I recommended all
the various treatments could think
Of and he spent about fifteen dollars
On prescriptions. but nothing seemed
to help him.
Tn tho meantime my wife, who
was continually suffering with slight
skin trouble and who had been try
ing different prescriptions and meth
DDS with my assistance. told me she
was going to get some Of the Cuticura
Remedies and give them fair trial.
But as I did not know much about
Cuticura at that time I was doubtful
whether It would help her. Her skin
would thicken. break and bleed. es-
pscially on the fingers, wrists and
arms. could do nothing to relieve
her permanently. When she first ap-
piled tho warm baths Of Cuticura
Soap and applications Of Cuticura
Ointment she saw q decided improve
ment and in few days she was COM
pletely cured.
Il lost no time in recommending
the Cuticura Remedies to Mr.. -,
and this was two months ago. told
him to wash with warm baths Of the
Cuticura Soap and to apply the Cuti-
cura Ointment generously. Believe
me. from the very nrst days use of
the Cuticura Remedies he was greatly
relieved and today hs IL completely
cured through their use. have great
faith In the Cuticura Remedies and
shall always have q good word for
them now that I am convinced of
their wonderful merits" (Signed) B.
l. Whitehead, M. D.. 108 Dartmouth
st., Boston. MassA. July "a. 1910.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
WARRINGTON.

Worthless except as junk, the old
monitor Puritan, which was sunk in
Hampton Roads, will be sold to the
highest bidder.
The United States Steel Corpora
tion is to be put upon the antitrust grill
at last Not only will the government
move to dissolve it as an illegal combi-
nation, but its principal officers are in
danger Of criminal prosecution.
Secretary MacVeagh has announced
that Charles P. Montgomery, for many
years chief of the customs division of
the Treasury Department, is to go
with the American Sugar Refining
Company as the head OF it's customs
service.
Indemnity Of 100000 pesos &c.
OOO,00O) will be demanded OF Mexico by
the Chinese government for the
slaughter of Chinese subjects in Tor.
reon. The demand will be backed up
by cruiser, which is on the way to
Mexican west coast ports
Senator Jones of Washington intro
duced bill which may revive the
question of leasing the government
public lands for grazing and other pur-
poses. 1t authorizes the secretary of
the interior to lease isolated tracts of
public lands in tracts of not over $40
acres to the owners of adjoining lands
The Senate by GA to "a passed the
resolution amending the constitution to
provide for election of senators by di-
rect popular vote. The Bristow amend
ment giving to the federal govern.
ment supervision of such elections was
adopted, A to "A, the vice president
casting the deciding ballot The House
had already passed the resolution.
The Birkbeck bank in High Hol-
horn, which withstood a run last fall,
caused by rumors that the institution
was in trouble, has suspended pay
ment. The directors estimate the de-
ficiency at $1,S75, 900, but the actuaries
think $3,750,000 will be nearer the
mark. The total liabilities of the bank
are $43,3S0,91O. An official receiver
has taken charge
The governments $4,000, 900 canal
loan probably will be taken in the
main by small investors, More than
900 sealed proposals have been re-
ceived at the treasury. The new bonds
are exempt from all taxation. Bids
will be received until June 18th.
The Senate committee on foreign re-
lations decided to report favorably the
treaty between Honduras and this
country, providing for loan of s1O
100000 from banking interests of the
United States to meet the Honduran
debt. OF this amount $7.500,OOO is to
be forthcoming at once.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
CAUGHT FROM THE NETWORK OF
WIRES ROUND ABOUT
THE WORLD.
DURING THE PAST week
RKc Ord OF IMPORTANT EVENTS
CONDENSED FOR BUSY
PEOPLE.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
WESTERN.

Garrett and Martin Hankie. broth
ers. aged 20 and 25, respectively. were
drowned in the Raccoon river near Des
Moines.
Born on November /. 1888, Mrs,
Mary Rodriguez, a native Of Mexico,
died at Bakersfield, Cal, at the age OF
1923 years.
At Tulsa, Okla, the government
thermometer registered LOG degrees in
the shade during one of the recent
hot days.
Miss Grace Bryan, youngest daugh-
ter of William Jennings Bryan, and
Richard Lewis l. Hargreaves have
married, at Lincoln, Neb.
There has been one death from heat
prostration at Dallas, Texas, the VIC
tim being Miss Pearl Hooper, aged 20.
The maximum temperature was 1O3.
The report of the State Controller
issued, giving the first annual assess
ment levied against corporations under
the new tax law, shows total Of $1O,'
375,000.
Four girls were drowned when II
squall struck the craft on Little Lake
Butte Des Mortes, at Appleton, Wis
and capsized it. The victims were mem
bers of picnic party.
A. d. Dutton, ninety-two years old.
who attributes his longevity to his
regular habit of eating beans, has
been married to Miss Rebecca Jane
Galloway, twenty-four years old at
Muldrow, Okla.
William Hill, his wife and their two
small children were beaten to death
with an ak in their home in Arden
wald, n suburb of Portland, Ore. The
four bodies were discovered by a
neighbor, who casually called at the
house.
Carrie Nation, the Kansas saloon
smasher, died at Leavenworth, of
paresis. Mrs. Nation had been in poor
health for months and on January 9th
entered the sanitarium, In which she
died, hoping to recover from a ner-
vous breakdown.
Six persons were drowned in Utah
lake at Salt Lake City. when the
launch Galilee. in which sixteen REQ.
pie were attending party given in
honor Of the approaching marriage of
Miss Vera Brown and Edward B.
Holmes, capsiZed. Among those
drowned were the engaged young cou
pie.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
JAMES BRAID SAYS:

No Athlete can do himself justice if his
feet hurt. Many Thousands are using daily,
abroad and in this country. Aliens Foot
into the shoes. All tse prominent Golfer
and Tennis Players at Augusta, Pinehurss
and Palm Beach got much satisfaction
from its use this Spring. 1t gives a rest
fulness and a springy feeling that makes
you forget you have feet. Aliens Foot
Ease Is the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age and 80 easy to use. 1t prevents
soreness. blisters or putting and gives rest
from tired. tender or swollen feet. Seven
teen Year, before the public, over 10000
testimonials. Don't 90 on your vacation
without a package Of Aliens Foot Ease.
Sold everywhere. 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Sample sent FREE. Addrssa.
Allen s. Olmsted. L. Roy. N. Y.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
AoMEsEEKERs ExcURs N
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR

On the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail
way will sell round trip homeseekers
excursion tickets to great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
rs days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates, etc, call on your nearest Colo
RADIO and Southern agent or address T.
e. Fisher, General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1911-06-17
Never Despair.

At 4 St Patrick's day dinner in Bos-
ton Senator Lodge once said:
Low as was Ireland's state then.
there was no cause for despair. No
estate is ever SO low but that 1t might
be lower. Take the woodsawyer's
case. you know.
"'You need exercise, violent exsr-
else. that's what you need a doctor
once said to this woodsawyer. What
Is your business, my man7'
I'm a woodsawyer. sir
"'Well,' said the doctor. suppose
you don't grease your saw for q month
or so."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.