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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Iauohter and Death.

He can be said to have won the game of life who at the last can laugh. That final speech of o. Henry, the short story writer. was finer than any story he ever wrote. Just as he was dying he turned to the doctor and said: Pull up the curtain, doc. I'm afraid to go home in the dark" The speech had in it wide courage and a sense of values. One forgives the royal Charles much frivolity for the sake of his dying speech, Gentlemen, I fear Pm an un- conscionable time a-dying." g."-Harper's.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
NEWFIElD M. E. CHURCH
 SOON TO BE REBUILT

A very satisfactory settlement hay ing been made with the insurance companies. the work of rebuilding the burned .Newfield Methodist church will be pushed as rapidly as possible. The building committee will meet this aft ernoon to receive estimates from Con- tractor l.. D. Stone. and 1t is probable that the work will be ordered started at once
 The insurance received by the church amounts to s7.40G. Already $1,475 e5 cash has been received in subscriptions from other churches throughout the City. with one of the largest yet to be heard from. The sum of $915 has been paid from pledges by the congre- gation of the church. and $1,500 is due in pledges
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Stomach Sufferers
 Squander Millions
In Search of Relief
Trial Package of Stuart's Dyspepsia
 Tablets Free

Trial Package of Stuart's Dyspepsia
 Tablets Free
 The world is full of disordered stomachs and 90 per cent. of the money spent upon physicians and drugs goes in an attemut to cure the stomach.
 People are made to believe that in order to gain health they must doctor their stomachs and use cathartics. So the doctor gets his fee for the ston1- ach treatment and the druggist for the physic, until the savings of a life time are exhausted and yet no cure.
 Let's be reasonable.
 The sick stomach is in every case the result of over-eating, hurried mas ticatiOn and improper choice of foods The mucous lining all the way down the food tract loses it's sensitiveness, and when food is forced down the muscles fail to respond. They do not churn the food as they should. The glands no longer give out gastric juice to dissolve the food and render it capable of assimilation. The man has become a dyspeptic.
 There is one sure way and only one to bring positive relief. Put into that stomach of yours the very clements that it lacks to get that food into liquid form. It takes pepsin, ,diasrase golden seal and other ferments to ac- compIiSh this. The healthy stomach contains these elements The dys- peptic stomach lacks part or all of them. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets is made up of just what the dyspeptie stomach lacks-nature's digestives.
 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are not a medicine. not a drug, not a cathar- tic. They do not cure anybody of anything but Dyspepsia and Indiges- tion and such ailments as arise from poorly digested food.
 While they digest the food the stomach recuperates. The mucous membrane is coming out of it's stupor the gastric juice is coming to the sur face, the muscles are regaining their power. Every organ of the body takes on new life, the skin gains col or, and the eyes are no longer tinged with yellow. You live.
 Why doctor and why drug your self? Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets will take care of your food while Nature cures you.
 Try a box at your druggists. 50 cents. Or, if you prefer a free trial package before buying, send your name and address today. F. A. Stuart Co.,, 15O Stuart Bldg. Marshall, Mich.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
could rarely be attained.

could rarely be attained.
 And yet" he added, smiling, 'even this grand virtue of attention to de tails may be carried to excess. Thus q certain playwright said at rehearsal to his leading man:
 "Now, remember, John, after you speak this line, Helen, will save yot though I perish," pause and wait for the applause
 But the leading man sneered and answered cynically:
 "'How do you know there'n be any applauseT
 "'That is my business, not yours, John,' the playwright answered with calm confidence" Washington Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
What the World Lost.

'Tt was the worst calamity that ever happened to me-" sighed the pale, in- tellectual high browed young woman. "I had written a modern society novel, complete to the last chapter. and 8 careless servant girl gathered the sheets of the manuscript from the floor, where the wind had blown them. and used them to start fire in the grate."
 "What a burning shame that was!' commented Miss Tartun. = Chicago Tribune.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
A0ns' Teeth.

"Your composition, as whoie.' said the professor of literature, deserves . great deal of praise. but I must ob- ject to the expression. as fine as hens teeth;;' it is not merely uncouth. but also suggestive of nature faking. for It is common knowledge that hens teeth do not exist"
 q do not see why they don't exist, !" have teeth. and don't hens have combs T'-Chicago News.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Tho Contaaf.

"A1 men, said the earnest citizen. t'are born equal"
 They are that,'' replied MT. Raffer- ty. "But they don't stay equal after they're big enough to get together in the ard."-Washington Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
M.nn,rs versu. Manneri.m.

There's a vast difference between manners and mannerism. For in stance, manners takes its soup softly and quietly, while mannerism gargles it. Manners says, "Parss the buttah, please" while mannerism bites q chunk out of piece of bread and shutters, "Slip me the grease, will you Y'-Detroit Free Press.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
A Dio at May,

T thought you said May Nagget had married good natured man?"
 "So she did.'' Nonsense! met him just now, and he's beast.'
 well, he's been married to May nearly four months now, you know" illustrated Bits.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Commendab!e Caution.

My son. remember this-marrying on salary has been the salvation of many young man."
 ''I know. dad. But suppose my wife should lose her salary ?'-Cleveland Leader.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
An Indication.

@Is your daughter getting on well with her musicf"
 "I guess so. The neighbors are get ting so they speak to me civilly again" Toledo Blade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
A Complicated Case,

"Of course, doctor, German measles are seldom seriousT'
 'I never met but one fatal case"
 "Fatalf"
 "Yes. It was a Frenchman, and when he discovered it was German measles that he had modification set in.''
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Precautionary.

The Millionaire-Doctor, is it abso- iutely necessary to remove my appen- dix?
 Not absolutely, but it is safer to be- gin with some simple operation like that.o-Life.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Dear at tha Price.

McClubber-The footpad said Money or your life!' so I gave him $2. Mrs. McClubber-Huh! You're always get. ting stuck, Bfllyi-Puck.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Provided For In Advance,

A playwright in an interview in New York said that without attention to the minutest details. theatrical success
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06

Bravery has no place where it ca1 avail nothing.-Johnson.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06
Watch Papers

for date of opening of The Cart wright Shoe Co. BIG REMOVAL SALE.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-01-06

Philosophy is nothing but discntiou -Selden
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
EVENING NEWS covers the field

turned home last evening.
Mrs. Lippincott was a Perth Am
boy visitor Tuesday evening.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
WOODBRIDGE

Miss Marguerite Campbell was a
Railway visitor Tuesday morning.
H. R. Valentine spent Monday in
New York.
Mrs. Albert Hirner has been enter
tanning her sister from out of
town.
The Congregational Sunday
school will give their annual excur-
sion to Bellewood Park on July 81.
BeIewood Park is a delightful re-
sort among the hills of Northern New
Jersey, along the Lehigh Valley rail
road and one is sure to enjoy a day
spent in this cool, attractive spot
among the hills.
c. E. Zimmerman. of Roosevelt
called upon local friends Monday
evening.
Miss Stella Kelly was a Railway
visitor last evening.
Andrew Patterson spent Tuesday
In New York.
Miss Annie Meng was a New York
visitor yesterday.
Mrs. R. w. Mark, who has been al
eaHoR Gardner for several weeks, re-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
KEASBEY

Mr.. and Mrs. John Schilcox are en-
tertaining Seldom Williams, of Con
necticut.
Mrs. NJ. Harding, of Perth Amboy,
spent Thursday evening in town.
Mrs. James Rankin, of Perth Am
boy, spent a few days with relatives
in town.
Mrs. Stephen Schultz and daugh-
ters, of Perth Amboy, were visiting
relatives in town Friday evening.
Mrs. ]. Porasky, of Bridgeport,
Conn, spent Friday at the home of
her daughter, Mrs. Stephen Wodzin-
sky.
Miss Elizabeth Dorian and Miss
Isola Fullerton, of Perth Amboy,
have returned to their home after
spending a week with Mrs. James
Kush.
Mrs. Heinrich Moog was a Perth
Amboy visitor Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Michael Markell and sister,
Miss Rose Friedman, were out-of-
town visitors Saturday evening.
Miss Elizabeth Rok and Miss Mary
Hafely spent Saturday evening in
Perth Amboy.
Miss Irene Opiz, of New York, is
spending her vacation with friends
in town.
Misses Olga and Julia Meyer spent
Saturday evening out of town.
Max Paulick was a Perth Amboy
visitor Saturday evening.
Charles Maak was an out-of-town
visitor Saturday evening.
Francis Fee spent Saturday even
ing in Perth Amboy.
John Fullerton and Herman Fit2
spent Sunday in Fair Haven.
John Vessel was an out-of-town Wis
itor Sunday.
John Popp, of Perth ,Amboy, was
a local visitor Sunday evening.
Some of the local young people en-
joyed a trip to South Beach In q
launch Sunday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
COUNTY FAIR
At WOODBRIDGE
Presbyterian C. z. Society
Plans Event.
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

- W FFr -
Woodbridge, July 12:-Friday
evening, July q, the c. E. society Of
the Presbyterian church will hold an
old fashioned country fair on the
parish house lawn. The proceeds are
to 60 toward the parish house fund.
1t is proposed to carry out as near
ly as possible all the ideas of a real
country fair. There will be various
attractions, the leading of these,
perhaps to be the big side show in
charge of Asher Randolph and Rev.
R. w. Mark. Next in order the ia
nous doll show, to which all grown
ups as well as children, are invited
to enter their dolls. A prize will
be given for the most popular doll.
Entry fee will be five cents. General
admission IS also five cents, which
will entitle each one to a vote on
the dolls.
Other attractions will be a shoot
ing gallery, flower stand, clipping
stand, homemade bread, cake and
pie stand, hot dog. peanut, popcorn.
lemonade, homemade candy and ice
cream cone stands.
The committee in charge is work
ing hard and z~ealously to make thi;
affair anc of the most unique anC
amusing as well as a big success f.
nancially.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
SOUTH RIVER

George Patisi, of S~ayreville. is
busy putting electric lights in Mr..
Franks store in Ferry street.
There were two Polish weddings
at the st. Joseph Polish church yes
terday morning.
Frank Latham, of New Brunswick,
was a South River visitor yesterday,
Mrs. William Let's, of Main street,
is seriously i'll at her mothers home,
Mr.. and Mrs. Emanuel Bovine and
Mr.. and Mrs. William Horner are
spending their vacation at Laurence
Harbor.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Nodine return
ed home from Philadelphia, where
Mrs. Nodine's mother is very sick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Anderson, OF
Dover, are spending a few days with
Mrs. Henry Anderson, Mr., Ander-
sons mother.
Miss Mildred Click, of Midtown,
and Miss Hazel Booraem are spend
ing a few days at Spotswood.
Miss Annie Butterlink has just re-
turned from a visit at Yonkers, n. Y.
Samuel Baer, of New Brunswick
was in town yesterday.
The dance held at Alex Schack's
was well attended.
a new bakery is being built II
Armstrong avenue
Elio Levy left town yesterday fol
Pennsylvania,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12

Try our exchange column. No
answer. no pay. Two cents for every
reply received
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
SLAPPED WIFE
IS FINED S25
Misfortune of Joe BOdaD,
Roosevelt Homa Disrupted.
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

bEtNhNf " NfN -
Roosevelt, July 12:-Joe Bodan, a
married man with a grievance, is
wondering whether to join a nun
merry or take out indemnity insur-
ance. "Joe" is considered by many
of the ladies to be one of the hand
soonest Hungarians in the borough.
Unfortunately or otherwise, which
depends on the ladies' feelings on
the subject, Joe is married, with a
nest, but doesn't possess the bird as
his frau left home a year ago to re-
turn to her parents.
Mrs. Bodan is earning her own liv-
ing and doesn't bother Joe, although
she sues him "distantly" every time
she comes here from New York,
where she is employed, to visit her
parents on C street. Mrs. Joe was on
a visit Saturday and was riding her
! bicycle up Houston street, when Joe
overlook her and as he had seen her
wave at a friend, he thought she
ought to be chastised.
This he proceeded to do by slap
ping his wife's face Justify. Sunday
morning Recorder Leyenson decided
to fine Joe, as a disorderly person
| S25, and in addition called upon him
to enter into a recognizance in 5000
to keep the peace, towards his wife.
The fine was paid and Joe, who owns
his own house, put up the recogniz'
ance required.
Before announcing his decision
the recorder suggested a ~reconcilia-
ton, but the wife vas obdurate anc
her husband had nothing to say Oh
the subject.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
JAM SBURG

Probably the most successful fish
ing party to return from a days
angling was that that spent Saturday
last at Waretown, near Toms River.
The trip was made in automobiles
and a most delightful day spent. Up
to the moo hour hardly a fish had
been landed, but after changing po-
sitions a school of weakfish was en-
countered and close to two hundred
fine specimens landed. Those in the
party were: Messrs. Charles and Ed
ward Paxton, Condit NJ. Dawson,
Thomas E. Perrine, Mayor Abiish
Chamberlain, David and John
Kirkpatrick, Samuel Perrine and
John Bovine.
Messrs. Frederick and William
Buckelew have commenced work to-
ward the building of a new concrete
dam to replace the n recently de-
stroyed at the lake. 1t is not thought
the icy dam and retaining walls will
be finished before September 1.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rene G. Van Cleaf
and sons, Grayson and Norman, re-
turned Sunday from a visit with Mrs.
Theresa Van Cleak, at Brooklyn, n.
Y.
William Hankins, of Railroad av-
enue, has completed his two weeks'
vacation and returned to his fdiies at
the American Snuff Compauy's plant
at Helmetta. ~
RAYMOND xHamptop~ef sEEsewick
street, is spending a weeks vaca-
ton with friends at Avon-by-she-sea,
and points along the shore.
Mr. and Mrs. William Conors a.,d
son Kenneth, of Vineland, guests at
the Lakeview, have gone to South
Amboy for a brief stay before return
ing to their home.
Large catches of swapping turtles
are being made in the streams here
abouts.
Edward Callahan, of Mcknight av-
enue, has completed the painting of
his home that adds greatly to its at
t~ractiyeuess.
John Kemmer has left his employ
ment at Helmetta and Is now chi
ployed at Cruger's Jamesburg hotel.
John Eilers, of Hightstown, spent
lard Snedeker.
Christopher Quinn and family, of
Lincoln avenue, were weekend Wis
itors at Asbury Park.
James Martin, Jr., Is spending his
vacation with his sister, Mrs. Edward
Reamer, at Atlantic Highlands.
Perrine & Buckelew, contractors,
have a force of carpenters at work on
the new dwelling going uD on the
outskirts of Helmetta, in charge Of
Foreman Frank Emens.
John Waddy, of Sedgewick street,
was confined to his home Monday
with an attack of rheumatism.
The official board of St. James Ro-
mar Catholic church has disposed of
the windmill and attachments for
merry used in carrying running wa
ter throughout the church property.
The removal of the apparatus
through Helmetta and Spotswood
created no little interest. many Of
the residents confusing the mill on
the wagon for a section of Aviator
Hamilton's monoplane on its way to
New York city.
Mrs. William Obes, of Railroad av-
enue, has returned from Philadel-
phia, where she has been a visitor
the past month.
Mrs. Jacob Snedeker has vacated
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
PORT

The annual picnic for the benefit
of St. Anthony's Catholic church will
be held at Firemen's grove, Saturday
afternoon and evening, July 20. Mu-
sic will be furnished by Prof, A. B.
Nelson's orchestra. If the weather
should prove stormy, the picnic will
be held in D. B. S. hall. Committee
of arrangements: D. B. Gallagher,
chairman; John Cassidy, floor man
ager; Daniel Hurley, assistant floor
manager; J. O'Boyle, A. Kane, Jr., d.
O'Reilly,N. Krouse, N. Cooper, c.
lombard, j. Repino, M. Dejoy, R.
Monticaloo.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Turner were
Perth Amboy visitors Saturday.
Mrs. Thomas Gallagher, was an
out-of-town visitor Saturday even
ing.
Robert Irvine was an out-of-town
visitor Saturday evening.
A. Larson spent Saturday evening
In Perth Amboy.
Mrs. Doody is entertaining friends
from out Of town.
Misses Martha and Mary Mahaffey,
of Perth Amboy. have returned to
their home after spending a few days
with Mr.. and Mrs. N. E. Turner.
C. Rodney, P. B~erdenson, j. Yep
son and N. e. Turner attended the
clam bake given by the P. ]. Rocks
Association, at Perth Amboy, Sun
day.
Mrs. Handy and Miss Inez Handy,
of Newark, are visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas Gallagher.
Miss Margaret FAX has returned
home after spending a few weeks at
Perth Amboy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
SOUTH AM BOY

Mrs. S. Christian. of First street,
was a Perth Amboy visitor yester-
day evening.
Miss Hattie Christian, of First
street. was an out of town visitor
yesterday evening.
B. W. Steelman, assistant fore
man Of engines, of Camden, was In
South Amboy yesterday and called
on Samuel Freeman, OF Broadway.
The members of Ianthe Council,
No. 8, D. Of P. are invited to attend
the installation of officers at Poca-
hontas Council tonight, July II at 8
o'clock p. m.
of Broadway, were out of town Wis
itors yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Peter Apologize. of Main
yesterday.
street, we're out of town visitors yes
terday evening.
Miss May Compton, of First street
was an out of town visitor yesterday
afternoon.
Mrs. Elias Apologize. of Maine
street. was visiting friends at James,
burg and vicinity yesterday.
Miss Gertie Petty, of Second street
was an out of town visitor yesterday
afternoon.
Samuel Crozier, of Fourth street
enjoyed the sea breezes at Asbury
Park yesterday afternoon.
The regular meeting of the Ladies'
Auxiliary of the Y. M. C. A. will be
held at the Y. M. c. A. rooms Fri
day evening at the usual hour.
Mrs. John Novack was a New
York visitor yesterday.
Mrs. Frank Petty, of Second
street, was an Asbury Park visitor
yesterday afternoon.
The Misses May and Matte Blu
chanan are enjoying their annual
vacation.
Miss Bessie Minnick, of Henry
street, was an out of town visitor
yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Walter Watt, of Second
street, vas an out of town visitor
yesterday.
Mrs. S. Ingraham and son Merton,
are enjoying their annual vacation.
John Inward. of Sayreyille, was a
South River visitor yesterday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12

her Warren street house and rented
half Of the Powual tenant house on
Railroad venue
BIr. and Mrs. Charles Quackenbuah
anad George Van AIKEN and Miss Eta
McVey spent Sunday ar Soldiers
Beach, Monmouth county, bathing,
fishing, etc.
II. a. and Kenneth Edwards at
tended the Snapper Outing the lead
ing summer event among the sport
ing men Of Trenton, sunday The
affair was given by Louis Emann, the
well known sporting man, at his
Hamilton avenue home and was
largely attended.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Krum, OF
Camden, were guests this week of
Mrs. James Dawson, Of Warren
street.
George w. Richards, always on the
lookout for some appliances to fos-
ter solid comfort, has installed q
handsome lawn swing in the shade Of
the old apple tree.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Krum, Of
Camden, were guests this week OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Rhodes, Of Buck
elew avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. James H. Mount, OF
Sherman street, unable to further
endure the intense heat, have moved
to their summer cottage at Brille, for
a omnth's stay.
Howard Smith, Of Adelphia, was
an over-Sunday visitor at the home OF
Mr.. and Mrs. James Hampton, OF
Sedgewick street.
Mrs. A. E. Van Cleaf, of Sedge-
/ wick street, who suffered a s~prained
ankle some time ago, is able TO hob
Bile about the house.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
M ETUCHEN

Lauis BOIL is recovering from his
serious illness under the skilllful
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
SELLS FARM
At SPOTSWOOD
Capt. Sloan DisDosss OF
Holdings, is Rumsr.

sEN@HhHF ~ WV -
Spotswood, July 12:-It is re-
ported that Captain John Sloan has
sold his extensive farm holdings, On
the Summer Hill road, known as
the "DeVoe Farm to a Brooklyn
party of German nationality. The
amount involved in the reported
transaction is said to be about
$1,000. Captain Sloan purchased
the ~Drouerty d few years ago from
a. A. DeVoe, the well-known snuff
manufacturer, at a cost Of $4,000.
Suit was Immediately instigated,
after a careful examination of the
property by Captain Sloan, for the
recovery of a part of the mentioned
$4,000 paid for the farm. The case
Was decided in Sloan's favor, he re-
ceiying pecuniary damages of six
cents. Later he started civil action
and the case is still pending. Sen
ator George S. Stlzer appeared for
the plaintiff in the two actions, and
Alan H. Strong for the defendant.
Both lawyers are from New Bruins
wick. The reported sale shows not
only the increase in value Of local
property but the error Of the cap
tain's ways.
care of DR.. Herman Gross. Mrs. F.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12

care of DR.. Herman Gross. Mrs. F.
BOIL is improving under the care of
DR.. Gross.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-07-12
DIES FROM EFFECTS OF
HEAT IN SOUTH AMBOY

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
South Amboy, July 12:-Felix
Fzalowickz, proprietor of the saloon
in Augusta street between Broadway
and Stevens avenue, succumbed to
the effects Of the heat and died be-
fore the physician reached his home.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-01-20

should be selected form a dairy
breed. Do not get cows of the beef
strain and expect them to convert
their feed into cream. Get the Jer-
sey. the Holsteins, the Guernseys,
the Airshires for dairying. Feed the
COWS we'll, be kind to them, house
them well and you will get results.
AS we pass through the country we
do not see enough good shelters for
cows. We see a good many budding
on the warm side of straw pile or
the lee side of wire fence. That
may be some help, but you must keep
cows in comfort If you are to re-
ceive profits from them. Be careful
in breeding your cows. Look care
fully to the sire and do not breed a
dairy cow to beef sire, for if you
do this you will break up the results
of generations of breeding at one
stroke.
The dairy animal is thin and
sharp at the shoulders and long and
large between hips and shoulders.
The head is small and delicate, the
udder large, and sloping where it
attaches to the body. The veins
large under the body connecting with
the udders. The digestive organs
large.
1.-The beef animal is the opposite
of this. Thick and wide at the top
of the shoulders, broad at the hips
heavy neck and head, small udder
and round full form generally in
contrast with the angular form OF
he dairy cow"