Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-08-10

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This ia about all
xfH8M9# the attention some
$# people attract;
W$#@##& When their process
E&x& sion goes by. people
inquire: Whose
## f~uneral?"
1--WE had a lot
of trouble during
nv life," an old
man says in Il re-
cent book. but
most Of it never
happened"
cot course a
woman can dress on $65 q year a
woman said to her husband. scorn-
fully; 'if a man wants that kind OF a
wife"
Be good to some people. and they be-
gin making demands on you until you
can't stand 1t.
We wish the people would gel to-
gether and agree to like or dislike some
n thing.
A woman moved into q strange
neighborhood. The following Monday
morning she was out in the yard,
hanging out her wash. The woman Nv-
ing next door was also hanging out
her wash, and said to the stranger,
And so you play the plano. tool"
And that's the way they became ac-
Quainted.
Considering how few funny things
are said, people do a good deal of
laughing.
When a man asks you to do Il service
for him. and says: "I'l make it right
with YOU" he means he Will never
pay you nothing.
There is always a good deal Of
w%rangiing when a prtty girls looks are
mentioned.
What is there about simple truth
and common sense that is so repug-
nant to people?
1 have heard women say they didn't
object to smoking, but I haze never
heard a woman say she didn't object
to chewing.
Women live longer than r,en. and
this is the reason: They eat Less. and
eat slower.
Many a robber is honest: he really
believes that If you invest in his
scheme. he will o only make money
for you. but for himself. This is
another variety of dangerous man YOU
should look out for when you have
your eyes peeled.
Nearly every man thinks that while
there never was a good lecture. he
could deliver one.
When a man wants to sharpen a
knife, he hunts up a milestone. When
a woman wants to sharpen a knife,
she takes a few swipes on q crock.
There never was a beef carcass so
Before / die I would like to see
thing done on time.
The mother of a boy was sitting OH
the porch. The boy came out eating IL
should fall or your toes" the mother
said. ut would mash them"
There is a good deal Of talk about
a certain woman because she doesn't
wash her supper dishes, but piles them
A neighbar spoke to her. about the
bad habit, and the culprit said: 'rtIuh.
Half the women do IT," Do they?
o have not been completely taken
into q mans confidence until he has
abused his kin t. you.
Occasionally I look at a mans ears.
and 1t seems to me. I have never before
seen anything 80 funny or ridiculous.
In the same way, / occasionally en-
counter a word in common use that
looks 90 odd that I am almost willing
to believe that I have never before
seen anything like 1t.
Even a man who IL willing to be a
scoundrel. objects to being called one.
Do you remember that, when a boy,
you insisted on acting mean until you
got a whipping. And you occasionally
do the same thing now that you are
grown, unless o are wiser than most
men.
The manly loss of a dollar is often
worth two. because Of the lesson 1T
teaches.
Men remember details Of dress.
When I was q reporter there was a
marriage Of general interest. / ap-
pealed to the preacher who officiated,
and asked him to describe the dress
OF the bride and groom. "Alll I remem-
ber," he replied, rs that the woman
wore q dress and the man pants"
After Q man passes 80 It 10 impossible
70 get up any enthusiasm about any
thing but his troubles.
When you are tempted 70 do wrong,
this % the thing you should think
about: It isn't what tho neikhbors
Will say; u isn't what your friends