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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
DREAM VISIT TO LoVELAND.

l dreampt l visited Loveland-where
lovers dwell,
Twas beautiful place with avenues
bordered with roses,
Grand was the perspective in its EN-
bellishments of bluebells,
While fountains of nectar showered
beds of glories.
It's trysting places, formed of LADY
rinth of jasmine vines,
Were deep in the wood where the
honeysuckle rioted;
The odor of the violet was intoxicat-
ing at the shrines,
AThare lovers were kissing-the bios
/getht cming of Loves knighthood.
t;1ASue environs of Loveland, hemmed
H~ by hills, lay
A lake of turquoise water rejecting
an opal sky;
A lily cup of boat-Love, like swal-
low at play
Gracefully SKINNED the waterway
In the boat were you and l.
S. L. Brannon.
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The Woman's Club will meet Wed
nesday at $3.50 o'clock with>Mrs. j. b
Walker, on Southern avenue.
Mr. and Mrs. S. Spiker of Mobile
Ala. are spending the day in the city
enroute to visit relatives in Laurel
Miss.
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Mrs. James d. Pond and children
Hazel and Roanoke of Collins, Miss.
are visiting Miss Alice Edmonson OF
West Eighth street.
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Miss Lima Johnson left this morning
f$r' Forrest, Miss, where she wal
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
PEACE IS NOT
YET CERTAINTY
Insurrectos Not Satisfied With New
cabinet-Washingto Pleased
over Change.
(By Associated PreSS.)

Ell Paso, Tex, March 27.-Couriers
who left Madero's camp several days
ago when the insurrectos leader was
about sixty miles north of the city of
Chihuahua reported to the Junta here
today that Madero was enthusiastic
over the condition of the insurrectos
At that time the rebel chieftain had
not heard of the resignation of Diaz s
cabinet.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
HILL SLABS JOHN L. HEBRON.

Tupelo, Miss, March 27.--In a
speech here Saturday in behalf of MIR.
Vardaman candidacy for the senate.
John l.. Hebron made some sighting
remarks about District Attorney Geo.
H. Hill. Mr.. Hill was out Of town
and did not hear the speech. Upon
his return he was informed of He
brons remarks.
Finding Hebron at the hotel, Mr.
Hill slapped his face. Bystanders III
terferred and prevented further trou
BILE.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
CALLED Meeting OF
COMMERCIAL CLUB

The members and directors Of the
Commercial Club and business men
of Hattiesburg are requested to meet
in the office of the club Wednesday
afternoon at 4:30. The object of this
this meeting is to consider and dis
cuss plans looking to the location OF
Bellhaven College in Hattiesburg, and
it is hoped the meeting will be large
ly attended.
T. S. JACKSON,
President Commercial Club.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.
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Miss lnez Deadeaux.

Miss Inez DeadeauX, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore DeadeauX of
Hattiesburg, died Sunday, after an
illness of two weeks.
Funeral services We're conducted by
Rev. e. j. Currie this morning at 10
o'clock at the family residence on
the corner of McInnis street and Rail
road avenue. Interment was at the
city cemetery.
Miss DeadeauX is survived by her
parents, three sisters and two broth
ers. besides a number of friends to
mourn her death.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
Mrs. John D. Eatman a Hos
tess at Trail.

Mrs. John D. Eatman a Hos
tess at Trail.
A graceful hospitality and one es-
sentially in keeping with the quiet and
informality of the Lenton period, was
the afternoon Trail party, when Mrs.
John D. Eatman entertained the Trail
Club, and a number of additional
guests Saturday afternoon.
The rooms presented a charming
welcome. Garlands of pink roses
made the scene typical of spring. The
punch bowl rested in wreath of roses
and was presided over by Miss Mamie
Steen and Mrs. Floyd |. Ames. Re-
ceiving was the hostess, who was love-
ly in handsome gown of black crepe
de chine, and Mrs. L. G. Carter, who
was beautifully gowned in white mar
quisette, heavily trimmed in lace,
which she wore over pink slip, carry
ing out the color scheme of the party,
pink and white.
wi .. Il NY al hCpt oNoiN' GNU
highest score was made by Miss Katie
Allen, who won all games. At the
conclusion of the delightful game, the
hostess, assisted by Mrs. L. c. Carter
Mrs. F. |. Ames, Mrs. F. B. Ryan, Miss
Mamie Steen and Miss Annie Reeves
served a delicious two-course lunch
con, a salad course, followed by blocl
cream and cake, in which the pinl
and white hues were emphasized
Mrs. Eatman's gracious hospitalit.
! and that of her assistants, made tn
afternoon one of especial pleasure.
The club members enjoying the al
ternoon were Mesdames S. " Rober
son, F. B. Ryan, V. M. Seaman, 10
Shelby, NJ. A. Hoffman, d. f. McInni'
4 j. r. Moore and w. B. Follanbee, j
The additional guests were Mesdame
D. M. Watkins, w. w. Massengal
| George Cotton, R. ~ Collins, M.
!. Harper, Henry Turner, L. r. Yanc
r George Aubrey, Charles F. Ames, job
|. Turner, Jr. John A. Mcleod, Graf
Floyd Ames. Charles Harris, w.
e Bobo, r. B. Stapleton, Stevenson,
n vim Robinson, |. C. Steen, w. F.
It Tatum, J. E. Gray, of Memphis, Tenn
s. M. e. Burt, of oxford; Misses Nam
and Frances Thompson, Mamie Stee
Marie Rowan, Katie l.. |. Allen, Eth
e. Turner, Annie Rose Mcleod, Ma
lie Sharp. Miriam Thigpen, jamie McLe
A. and Annie Reeves.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
Prayer Back OF It All.

Prayer Back Of 1t All.
The great Korean revival started
Methodist mission and the women
were the first to feel it. too. They
needed money and held a prayer meet
ing, until the prayer meeting spread
everywhere. 1t really looks as if the
Korean people had gotten hold of the
throne! What could Jehovah do with
America if we were a praying people
like that?
Koreas shape on the map is that of
a key. The Judge of the Supreme
Court of Korea, is a christian! The
emissaries sent to the other nations
were, some of them, christians! Some
manchurians attending a Korean mis-
sion meeting went back home to China
and spread the gospel What if God
coming to the Koreans should mean
the key to China? What if Korea
should be the key to unlock the Far
East?
DR.. Rawlings gave a very pretty
missionary romance-that of the pres
ident of the Methodist school in Korea
the powerful political man who gave
up his political ambitions to take
charge of the schools, from which no
even the Emperor of Japan could buy
him.
The closing words were in praise o
the mission study class of the Cour
Street church and the work it is doing
In the evening, DR.. Rawlings, b.
special request, repeated the sermon
he preached the last night of the Mis-
sionary Institute, when many peopl
= were prevented from hearing him b
the rain.
! In the morning he occupied the pu
pit of the First Methodist church wit
: DR.. A. f. Watkins and preached a fiji
4, sermon on the "Layman of the Futul
y and the Work he Must Do" saying |
must be a man among men,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
CASH MONEY TALKS
One MANS NECESSITY is ANOTHER MANS OPPORTUNITY
TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS

residence land inside the corporate
Mcen together with outhoues viz mokehouse
residence is dug
planting and will cultivated this rela
half rented for the
year to prompt paying IS month.
will boom
way speculation THIS chance
speculation comfortable sesupporng conveniently
home
call
THEM
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
A FOOD STORY
Makes a Woman of 70 zone in 10000"

The widow of one of Ohio's most
distinguished newspaper editors and
a famous leader in politics in his day
SAYS she is 10 years old and strong
err woman than you will find in ten
thousand, and she credits her fine
physical condition to the use OF
Grape-Nuts:
Many years ago | had terrible
fall which permanently injured my
stomach. For years / lived on a
preparation of corn starch and milk
but it grew so repugnant to me that
I had to give it up. Then | tried one
after another, dozen different kinds
of cereals, but the process of diges
ton gave me great pain.
! "1t was not until l began to use
teGrape-Nuts food three years ago thai
found relief. It has proved will
the dear Lords blessing, a great boor
% to me. 1t brought me health and Wig
or such as | never expected to agair
enjoy, and in gratitude l never fail tt
sound its praises" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
There's Reason
Look for\ it in the little book, "Th'
Road to Wellville,' to be found il
pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A nev
one appears from TIC e r ltIas The
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
BOTH PHONES IS;
Social and Personal
KATIE l.. 7. ALLEN

called by the serious illness of her
grandmother, Mrs. Ben McCallahan.
After a few days visit here the
guest of Miss Maurine Melbourne, on
West Fourth street, Miss Willie Craft
returned Sunday to her home in Ellis
vile.
Mr. and Mrs. d. F. Matheson re-
turned Sunday morning to their home
in Sun, La, after a visit to their pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs. II. T. Allen, and
Mrs. E. Matheson.
Section 8 of the Philathea class of
the First Baptist church will give a
measuring party Tuesday evening at
s o'clock at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Polk on River avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. 7. }. Torian left Sat
urday for their home in Hopkinsville,
KY, after several weeks visit here
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. T. E. Grow
on Main street. During their stay
here they were the special guests at
a number of pretty affairs, among
them being a large and lovely recep
ton given by their hostess and sew
eral smaller affairs.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Murray Waggoner OF
Epley, Miss, are receiving congratula
lions on the birth of little son who
came to them Friday and who will be
called William hurry Waggoner fol
his grandfather and father, Mrs
Waggoner was formerly Miss Lucy
> Hemeter of this city and with her lit
tie son is now visiting her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. William NJ. Hemeter OF
West Eighth street
Miss Rachel Mcleod has returned
to her home in Moss Point, Miss, af
ter a visit to her brother-in-law ant
sister. Mr.. and Mrs. George Carter, OF
Bay street. While here Miss Mcleod
was one of the attendants at the Nc
= Innis-Gray wedding, and participates
in numerous social affairs given tn
briday party She was the guest o
honor at a large evening party giyel
" by her sister and Mrs. p. A. Carter.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Carter will leav
. Tuesday for Meridian, Miss, to re
;, side, Mr.. Carter having accepted tn
. position as manager of the shoe de
, partment of Winner-Klein & Co. Bot
- Mr.. Carter and his charming wife haV
large circle of friends in this cit
e who are sorry to lose them from the1
-. midst, but who wish them much SUE
cess in Meridian. Mrs. Carter is
10 former Meridian girl, so her friend
- there will give them cordial we
h come.
o. At the meeting Saturday of the |
in C. V. held at the court house, Mr.
TO Dan Gilman. president of the Woman
" Christian Temperance Union and Mr.
D. B. Holmes met with the veteran
and asked them to sign the plede
,e and wear the tiny white ribbon bow
in when they are at the reunion, whle
will be held this year at Little Rocl
w Ark. Those who signed the plede
~ were Messrs, ]. C. Smylie, d. N. Gu
N RE, re. " ireland ss..ss : !
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
Miss Irene Davis.

Miss Irene Davis died at her home
in Eastabutchie Saturday, and the re-
mains were laid to rest in the Easta-
butchie cemetery Sunday afternoon,
Miss Davis was well known in Hat
tiesburg. and her death brings sorrow
to the hearts of. many.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
TO THE PUBLIC,

This is our thlrty-first year In this
business. If you desire the services
of the oldest, best and lowest priced
Undertaken and Embalmer In the city
phone 40. Day or night.
RAMSEY g. CO.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
ON THE SICK LIST.
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The friends of Mr.. Harley S. Tur
ner will regret to hear of his illness
at the home of his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. S. Turner, Sr., on Main street
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27
ANNOUNCEM ENTS.
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The Parent Teachers Association OF
Ward 2, will have a called meeting
Tuesday afternoon at $3.50 at the Court
Street school. All members are urgeC
to attend.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27

RAMSEY & COMPANY,
LEADING UNDERTAKINGS
PROMPT AMBULANCE SERVICE.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27

D. Cook, G. II. Patterson, A. McGreg-
or Davis, T. S. Cotton, Capt. j. p.
Carter and Mrs. Ben Moffett. Those
who joined the union were Messrs,
A. E. Currie, Tom Nixon, DR.. Charp-
ing and Mr.. Pailsey.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27

PILES CURED IN 6 10 n DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed tc
cure any case Of Itching, Blind, Bleed
ing or Protruding Piles In to IA day.
or money refunded. SOC.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27

portance he gives TO ins
prayer. He prays until 500
done.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-03-27

THE NEWS OFFICE.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
AUTOISTS TO ENTER In
ROUND THE-STATE RUN
Americas Will Have Several
Cars Entered.

Americas auto owners are greatly
interested in the forthcoming round
the-state auto trip planned by the At
lanta Constitution for the late fall and
and which includes, of course, spin
via Americas over the incompatible
Andersonville-T Highway
the best system of roads in Georgia.
Americas cars will joint the page
ant here, where a great reception and
barbecue will be rendered the tray-
cling autoists, as was done upon a
similar occasion last fall in the first
round-the-state tour this way.
From present indications,it is safe 70
say that no fewer than $50 cars will
make the trip and go into Savannah
on the afternoon of Saturday, No
vember 25, remaining there for the
big races to be held between that
date and Thanksgiving.
The 1911 fall tour will offer a SPLEEN
uIu lIip, VIII OppOI lulIlIE W Se6 SUM
of the best and most progressive sec
tions of the state.
1t is proposed to take four days II
reaching Savannah from Atlanta, go
ing through Roberta, Fort Valley
Montezuma, Americas, Albany, Thorn.
asyille, Quitman, Valdosta and points
between Valdosta and Savannah y9
to be selected, and depending upor
which is determined to be the mos
available route.
There will be stop o
five days in Savannah, taking Il
the Vanderbilt Cup and Grand Priz
races, the two bigEest automobile
events held in the world, and tn,
main body of tourists will leave Sa
vannah Friday morning, December /
the return to Atlanta being made b.
Saturday evening, December ,.
Americas autoists are ready to co
operate in any way towards the sue
cess of the fall tour
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
AMERICAN GIRLS DON'T
KNOW HOW TO POSE
So World Knows Not OF Their Beauty,
Says German.

Chicago, July 25.-"American women
do not know how to pose for a photo
graph That is the reason the world
does not know that they are the most
beautiful of all women"
This expert opinion was given today
by Rudolph Durhrkoop, of Berlin, Ger
many, who is spending several days in
Chicago on his way to St PouI to at
tend the annual convention of the Am
erican Photographers Association.
81 have one main mission in coming
to this country" he said, "and that is
to show American women that they
have not the slightest idea of how 10
pose for photograph If they learned
this art, the world would stand a bet
ter chance of knowing their wonderful
beauty"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
RABBITS In The ROAD
HOODOOsTO AUTOISTS
Atlanta Car Drivers Afraid of
Dummies.

Atlanta, July 24-Practically all
Atlanta automobiIes-and probably
many in other localities as well-be-
/ lieve that nothing, short of an actual
! wreck, can be more unfortunate than
to have a rabbit run across the road
in front of them.
This is more than an ordinary sup
erstition in this locality. 1t is a deep
ly ingrained belief.
Chauffeur san downers, too, throw
discretion to the winds and race a
$4,000 touring car along the wrong
side of a narrow road at goodness
| knows how many miles an hour to try
to ouUrun tr2 rabbit rather than ct
him get acr- 5.
This by way of a preamble to 4
creepy affair that happened on the
Pes ;2s Ferry road last night. 1t was
- n night FOR autoists, and it was 4
govu nigh for rabbits.
/ A 1 "sp,.per man happened to mo-
tor 9Lg hat road about 10 p. IN.
TDty ave times within a distance Of
as many miles, the shadowy forms Of
SQUIRTING cotton-tails were seen
along lie hedges.
In Ghat five miles four automobiles
"e passed dead" by the side of the
'~ d, either with tires punctured +
with engine trouble. Comparing notes
the iuckless motorists learned that
every soul of them had been crossed
by rabbit.
But this wasn't all. Near Buck
head two cars crashed into each
cher in a real wreck, one belonging
&c hoe the real estate man, and the
81 Mr. Durrough Occupants OF
e tormer's cat were painfully bat
no. dangerously hurt.
9o5h cars were smashed, but not
demolished
! Mr.. Roe extricating himself from
. .ee wreckage, was heard TO exclaim,
"W7u. when that rabbit crossed in
er,1t Of me a mile back j knew
soh, n unfortunate was bound 20
happ AZ
Who Jon, Mr. Durrough in sur
prised amazement, answered, "Why
l was Just thinking the same thing
for rabbit crossed me, too"
The news spread, and all the motor
lists in part of the county track
ed straight for home, going careful
ly at that, aud resolved to return on
night whtu the rabbits weren't so
plentiful beneath the moon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
Cures Dandruff, Stops Falling
Hair and Makes 1t
Grow.

''Pull ont one gray hair and a dozen
will take its place" is an old saying.
which is, to great extent, true, if no
steps are taken to stop the cause. When
gray hairs appear it is a sign that Ma
ture needs assistance. 1t is Natures
call for help, Gray hair, dull, lifeless
hair, or hair that is falling out. is not
necessarily a sign of advancing age, for
there are thousands of elderly people
with perfect heads of hair without a
single streak of gray.
When gray hairs come, or when the
hair seems to be lifeless or dead, some
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
LOVES OWN.

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I'VE tread the paths their feet have
worn,
We sit beneath the orchard trees,
We hear like them the hum of bees
And rustic of the bladed corn;
We turn the pages that they read,
Their written words We linger DER,
But in the sun they cast no shade
No voice is heard, no sign is made,
No step is on the conscious floor.
Yet Love will dream and Faith will
trust,
(Since He who knows our need is JUST,
That somehow, somewhere, meet we
must
Alas for him who never sees
The stars shine through his cyprus
trees;
Who hopeless lay his dead away
Nor looks to see the breaking day
Across the mournful marbles play;
Who hath not learned, in hours of
faith,
The truth, to flesh and sense unknoWl,
That life is ever lord Of Death
And love can never lose it's own"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
UNCLE SAM PAID HIM
1920 AN HOUR INTEREST
Elder Vanderbilt Owned $4S,05O,OOO Ii
Government Bonds.

Washington, July 25.-Proof that the
elder William H. Vanderbilt once own
ed $48,050,O00 in Government bonds
upon which he received interest at the
rate of $1,922,OOO a year, has been
found in the old Treasury records.
The old interest checks made out to
Mr.. Vanderbilt show that the Govern
ment paid to him 100000 a month.
One of the department statisticians
that he received 1920 every
hour of the day and night and $3.66
ever minute.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
GOT A FORTUNE FROM
BEING POLITE
Georgian Beneficiary of Man With
Whom He Exchanged Berths.

Atlanta, Ga, July pa courteous
act on the part of William r. O'Neal, Of
cambridge, Ga, has been rewarded by
a fortune. When O'Neal exchanged a
lower for an upper sleeping-car berth
with J. T. Young, of Oakland, Cal, four
years ago, when the two men were en-
route to Florida, where Mr.. Young was
going for his health he thought little
of the incident.
Evidently Mr.. Young considered it a
great favor for in his will he left $780,
600 to the Georgian, who is 26 years OF
age.
O'Neal was informed Of his good for
tune by a son Of Mr.. Young, who had
come to Georgia to look for him
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
DON'T PULL OUT THE CRAY HAIRS;
A SIMPLE REMEDY RESTORES COLOR

good, relia7 le hair-restoring treatment
should be Eesorted to Mt once. Special
lists say that one of the best prepara-
tions to use is the old-fashioned sage
tea" which our grandparents used The
best preparation of this kind is Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy a prep
aration Of domestic sage and sulphur
scientifically compounded with later dis
covered hair tonics and stmulantS. the
whole mixture being carefully balanced
and tested by experts.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur is clean and
wholesome and perfectly harmless. It
refreshes dry. parched hair removes
dandruff and gradually restores faded or
gray hair to its natural color.
This preparation is offered to the
public ut fifty cents a bottle. and is
recommended and sold by all druggists.
Murray & Hooks Pharmacy
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-26
A HUSBAND AND
HIS TALKING
(By Barbara Boyd.)

why is it, writes a wife, that
when my husband is out in company,
he is a good talker; but when he is
home, his conversation is limited to the
toughness of the steak, the noise the
children make, or the size of the bills.
He rarely talks to me in the interest
ing way he talks to his friends"
This wife is not alone in her com
plant. The condition is a familiar oneI
in many homes. If company comes
the husband will turn in and entertain|
the guests delightfully."-. He will hold
up his end of the conversation the
evening through; or if out among
friends he is by no means the mono
syllable creature that he is when he
and his wife are alone together.
Perhaps he is talked out with his
wife. They may have thoroughly
thrashed all the subjects they have in
common, Having heard his opinion on
certain subject a dozen times, she
can no longer listen with that absorb
ed face that pleases a man. So he
turns to a fresh audience that will eX-
press their delight at his views and
vote him a charming talker.
And when she gives utterance to
what he already knows by heart, nat
urally he would rather read the base-
ball score and grunt out acquiescence
in what she says that vent his opinion
for the fifth time.
Probably what this husband and wife
need are new interests, something that
will really waken each mentally. Cos
sip is not enough L may satisfy a
woman, but it doesn't in the long run
satisfy man. If there is some sub
ject the husband is particularly inter.
ested in the wife might read up on il
so that she can have forceful, intelli.
gent opinions. If there is nothing q
this sort to mutually interest them al
occasional book or play that proyokes
discussion may wake him up to tall
as entertainingly in the home as out
side of it,
For that matter the everyday af
fairs of the home can be the subject OF
enjoyable conversations, if approached
in the right spirit Small Dicks future
and what he ought to do or be, from a
study of his actions, is much jollier 20
talk about than the noise he makes
Human nature as displayed in maids
can give rise to uproariously funny
conversations.
Making conversation bores, and the
wife who tries to force conversation
upon her husband will probably no
succeed But if she throws down {
gauntlet that wakes him up, and theT
keeps up her end either by being q
sood listener or a sparkling opponent
she will find he will talk as entertain
ingly to her as to any one But she
cannot expect a man, when he comes
home tired from business to sit down
and talk as if he were at a conversaz-
lone and working for the first prize.
There is a time to talk, and likewise
must there be a good opponent in the
game.