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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
HORBIES O. MINE

Put the Indian aign on Ed =. Cur.
lis. and he'll actually give you =
vote OF thanks. He'll thank you
In Siwash. Chinook. Chemawa and
half "A dozen other tillicum lingos,
For the hobby that holds the tyee
rank with him ttyee being Indian
for ace high" big cheese" chief
gaxabo.a otc.) is 20 make pictures
OF braves. sauawa and pappooses.
Every now and then he packs up
his camera and blanket and hikes
Off 10 the reservations. 10 sit In on
the hig pow.wowa. II he ever gave
up photography AS means o.
earning his coffee and" he could
land job on any vaudeville cir
cult. giving the correct cadenzaH
and fortlsaImos In n composite ear
buster. including an Indian war
dance and the bowling OF Indian
braves. Hes taken photographs
OF all kinds OF Indians ON all kinds
OF occasions. and he's the big chief
In the country on that kind OF
work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
Chalk Line for Six Months,
Mrs. Bob's Sentence for Fitz

every woman should be In
dependent. so she can support
herself n her matrimonial ven
ture proves a failure.
~Men expect their wives to
be ike elols,ered saints. while
they break mest Of the ten
commandments themselves.
s'lt's bad enough 10 remold
any husband. but 20 remold enc
after some other woman has
had him first 10 an almost I'm.
possible task"
Thsse are Mrs. Boh Ftksim-
,,ens' views on matrlmony. and In.
rIdentally. the methods she Is tax.
s,e ~ reform big. huriy Bob Fits.
slmmons. ex-prlxe fighter.
And while Mrs Bob Is doing a
rnng act az various theatres
throughout the country. shedding
an occasional tear. but determln-
.ttx sticking 20 her course. bis
poh Is ON their country place In
New Jersey. trying his best to walk
aaranse IL he falls he drinks
mr. swears-Mrs Bob isn't Eoins
haek 10 him ever again. He's on
prphatlnn for six months. aud after
that
aweTl see declares Mrs Bob.
aus lust that Bob and ! are 10
asfferrnf. she said. Once let a
maa think you belong TO him com,
plssely. and that he can do and
nav anythlng he pleases. and you
Arr lost. nah has been drinking
Ana once N q while he--he's sworn
at me'
bob gets 50 sorry afterward
never saw such a hig man who
could be- so sorry afterwards. But
Ms the little things be does that
hurt. he got 80 used 20 betnE walt.
I'd on xhen he was In training for
The ring that he hasn't got over
A. He expects me 10 wait ON him
and run up and downstairs with
Ms breakfast. Hobs first wife was
= great big woman and thought
everything he did WAS Just perfect
Tn different can't stand drink
lag and swearing"
A few weeks ago the biz prize
fighter followed his actress to- ST
PAM aud begged for a rcconeiiia
ton
The result--slx mouths probation
sentence
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
Slap on Back
Bad for Him

'lIolloi" said Customs Inspector
w. a. Turnhull TO Frank Ncttleton.
a sailor. as the latter stepped from
the gangplank of the Princess Vic.
toria last night, and he slapped
him on the back In friendly greet.
Ing.
Turnbnll felt something aus
picious when his hand landed on
the sailors hack Ncttleton scent.
ed danger and started 90 run. but
Turnbull was too fast for him.
When examined. the sailor had 10
s.tael tins Of opium hidden In nm old
and torn vest which Was securely
strapped To his back. Nettleton
was arrested and IL held for the fed.
eral grand jury.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
LEAGUE WATCHING
BlETHEn TRIAL

At the big gathering OF the
Municipal league. held Saturday
evening. n resolution waa intro
duced asking that the executive
committee be allowed TO issue the
Municipal League News more than
once a week. Some ono In the
audience wanted 20 know why this
action was desired.
This was President Frances TO
ply: 1--WE think Il may be neces.
sary 20 publish reports OF a certain
trial next week. and we want 10
print the facts In the Municipal
News every day"
A storm of applause from 35o
men present followed. and the rcs.
olutlon was carried with rush.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
ABERDEEN ON TOP

ABERDEEN. Wash, Nov. zI---
Defeated In their fight with the
citizens OF Aberdeen. committees
81 Industrial Workers OF tho World
called upon mass meeting oi
citizens yesterday and agreed 20
abide BY the street speaking ordi'
nances Of Aberdeen. asking To re.
turn. The meeting unanimously
refused 10 allow the Workers TO re-
turn and gave the committee their
railroad fare 10 get out 81 town.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
PUBLIC MARKETS


Crabs 7 for 10 cents. salt salmon
bollies ~ cents pound. salt mackerel
2 for Is centa. black cod. . pounds
IS cents: clans. cents quart. East.
srn oysters. 35 cents pint. 20 cents
dozen. Olympia oysters. 40 cents
pint. kippered salmon. Is cents
pound. kippered herring. rs conta
pound. anchovics, IS cents pound.
salt herring. for 2s cents. 2-pound
brick Goldfish. 2b cents. fresh perch.
pounds IS cents. soles 2 pounds 1 5
cents, 4 pounds Is cents. Tom cod.
pounds 10 Cents, 4 pounds rs
cents salmon. pounds. Is cents;
haiibut. 2 pounds &c cents. amelts
Q pounds 20 cents. Norwegian
mnckcrcl 20 cents. : Norwegian
herring 2s cents; iutefish, 10 cents
pound stockfish. 10 cents pound
fresh dressed chickens. 20 cents
pound. Eastern hams. 16 cents
pound: bulk starch. 2sS pounds IS
cents. i0-cent can salmon : cents. 9
small cans milk. rs cents. f5-cent
Libby's prepared mustard. 10 cents
mixed nuts. 10 cents pound: all
brapda of i0-pound sacks of flour.
30 cents. 3 sacks salt. 10 cents. co.
Goa, 2s cents pound.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
PARADE WEDNESDAY

More than $40 in prizes viii b.
awarded for the best costumes
naed In the w" club parade Of the
Washington University alumni
"Wednesday night. before the
Thanksgiving game with Washing.
ton State college The rooters will
hold big bonfire on the campus
AZ $50 In the evening and then so
downtown for the parade.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
NINgrggnrA NEW CARDINAL

ROME. Nov. 2T.--Popc Plus X. to-
day. Just prior 10 the meeting OF a
secret conslatory 90 confirm his re-
cent selection OF Is cardinals. casia.
ed the announcement 20 be made
that 18th prince Of the church
had been selected. whose name. for
the present. would be kept secret.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
PIKE PLACE MARMET

California grape fruit. , cents each,
large Florida grape fruit. &c cents
each. Jap oranges. 10 cents TO 20
cents dozen. lemons, 10 cents and rs
cents dozen. bananas, 10 cents and ih
cents dozen; Jonathan apples 10
cents dozen. sweet potatoes. . pounds
20 cents; onions. 7 pounds 10 cents:
Tokay grapes, pounds 10 cente
Malaga. cents pound, mixed nuta.
IL cents pound, corn starch, 6 cents
sugar. 3 pounds 80 cents. fresh'
killed chickens, 20 cents pound; air
loin steak. 12h cents pound; fresh
side pork, rs cents pound, summer
sausage 30 cents pound boiling beef,
90 cents. renovated butter. pounds.
65 cents. tenderloin of sole. f6 cents
pound, Eastern oysters. 25 cents doz
on. rs cents pint. crabs. 2 and Q fdr
2s cents.
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..+%.


"THgRE Jim's sArcHuli"
NEW YORK Nov 27.-Andrew Carnegie. who 20 Sat
urdav told genuinely white dscourHing
tho ACCESSIBILITY OF marrying early Horea what he said
married All young men should get married Make
not heayen your home home your heaven.
Don't be opposed marrying mIlonaire'a daughter
because has married the daugh
ter Of a rich happiness have In mind
know OF happened Piaburg This named
lin lie married the daughter OF millionaire. remember
when the minister him II he did with all his earthly
h bride cndow someone behind me shouted There goes
Jims aatohel"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27

PERSONAL
A widower Of so would like 20 cor
respond OF meet a widow, age from
Is 10 so. who liz kind and has a good
disposition To such | will do my
best to find n cheerful home | ana
steady, employed AT good salary and
permanent work and Ket pension OF
considerable every month. l am fully
insured have carried this policy foF
20 years.
III / can find some honest woman
who needs a homg 1 would be glad 70
meet her OF correspond The COM
panian | want must he KNOWN.
don't care IL Bho In poor. all I want
il n true woman. State all particu-
lars in your, first letter. and address
III r. a. care OF smith Pharmacy.
ss.r qard aud farhaou
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LEGAL NOTICES.



Faund--10.inch rubber drive belt.
Joe IAmhrlx. Route 2. Box 81. Rem
ton Wash.
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Alaska Dinner Tonight

Tho Develop Alaska" dinner un.
der the auspices Of the Alaska hu.
reau Of the Chamber OF Commerce
viii DO held tonight. a, the Arctic
club. J. r. Chilberg. chairman OF
the committee. will be in charge.
Several speakers are on the pro.
gram.
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HELP WANTEp-MALE.


Wanted sen nnd women 10 learn the
barber trade. Largest and most
complete school IL the West, Wages
paid while learning An unlimited
course only $40. Call aud see our
school o. write for particulars
NATIONAL BARBER COLLEGE.
IS WASHINGTON: or 7zo Third Az.
Phone. Main si3t.
Olympic Apartmentn--ii housekeeping
roomn. sl.7s ana up. single rooms
fl-60 and up. best aud cheapest
cinHe-tn apartments ~ city. near
public market 20to western Az.
4 .000 ment wanted 10 eat h0t roast
beef sandwiches. iiaHcuent ORB
ENTAL POOL ROOM. 1913 Third
Rv. between Pike and union.
10 YOU know that BAYLis Hestaur-
for the least money! los Madiaon:
New. clean bed rooms. steam heated
hot and cold running water. 3
baths, gsc pur night and up Hotel
Model, 1915 third av.. near Pike ~
Wanted ,oee men e play pool n,
the OHEf3TAL POOL ROOMS, We
give our patrons trade rhecfe- ifli
Thild ay.. between Pike AMI uniDn.
spring 81 pool room. Everything
new. : ~ cents psr cue. Main en-
trance. 1851 THIRD nv. w. cramer.
Ted Daiue
fnd hand clothes bought, sold. ex-
changed 1917 PIKE 4 1855 NJ 1883.
SITUATIONS wANTEo-mALE.
Middle aged man. stranger ~ city;
wishes work of any kind. not afraid
OF hard work. Address 4. O.. bzI
eth nv.
situation wanted by man and wife.
any Kind OF work. A i1z1. Purdy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27
SPECIAL NOTICES.

THE 1878 THEATRE"
This homo OF cowboy ard Indian pie
lures. FIRST av,. next door 90 the
Dream"
DR. Putnam has resumed his dental
practise. afe-is Washington
niig.. eos Firri av
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hoMEsIEAps

~@N~~N~N~o~~~r~~~N ~~~~<~~s~e~N~~-~s~
We can locate you on an exception.
ally good homestead or desert
claim In one OF the best fruit sec
tions OF Eastern Washington. Cal
90 SEQ orchard Views and get par.
ticulars III Srd av. Main sgs
THE PERKINS LAND COMPANY
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HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS
BOARD AND ROOM.
BUSINESS CHANCES.

Real estate income property. leased
out fof $500 per month. Price
f6.ooo.oo: $4,000 down, balance
WASTED--partncr IN good pa ling
hotel business sos Pike Sc.
For Saie--A, a bargain. n millinery
stock. all up 20 date goods. fine io-
cation, Address II. q. Box ff0.
RothoN. Wn.
s,elry farm. by owner. close In 1o7
Walker Bldg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27

Two f'renehmcn In Cochin-Chinn
are making whiskay out Of bananas.
Whence comes the expression.
There's many slip twIxt the cup
and tho lip"
Many a man who hates lying will
eat a Glove now and then.
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CHARLES soMnRs COMPANY,
ALASKA BUILDING.


W EMF Aitfso
FOR EXCHANGE SOUTH ~ town
close 10 new SCENIC BOrLE-
YARD, and SHORT LINE INTER-
URBAN. facing county road, All
fesei. rich. productive soil part
cleared and Krlbbed. part good Tim
Der. easy drying distance 70 mar
land Is right ia line % development
and Ia bound 10 be- worth much
more when these new roads are
completed. VIII take good lot as
first payment. and give long time
ON The balance
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EnR EXCHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE
T-room house---Wiii exchange. 'front.'
ing on Woodland park. VIII take
small cottage or lot. Phone Mr..
Burns. Main ssst. Ind. ilsT.
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NEW TO-DAY

FULLERTON FURNITURE co.
Ars nov In much Larger quarters AZ
1Eft 9Th nrs. out OF the high rent
district, ard afe able 20 sell AZ
stores. They win buy your sec.
off hand gopts for cash or VIII
taks ysnr old furniture ~ exchange
fer new. 1914 tth Az. Phone Main
r8fE
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sIruArIon wAnrep-FnMALf

g.<~e~r>>>esesr>eNSse~'><
Widow ~ %. with one child. Wishes
position AZ housskceprr for gentle
man. Phone Red 22o.
Wanted Work. by two women to-
Hethef. cooking 1911 Greenwood
Green gI1
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HELP wAnrrp-rrmAlr

~N~S~~NeeNs~-<sNeeeeTs eesrNcs~~Nsr4r~~~r~r~re
first class attentions. prices rea-
nonnbie. ladies' suits and akirta
Mrs DOWN. nOb rike.
Experienced woman wanted for
general Homework w small family
waErn t1t Apply fa1t 9TH ave. ~.
~ Phone Ind Red ca
Women 10 Eeii books. Call at 70s
Pins 81 Good money.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-27

Ftec-roous modern house for rent
at st9a Eastern avenue. University
district. VIII eisc lease aud free
rent ~ Jan. lat Phone u s1F.
For rent or irnne--s-Foom cottage 10
responsible party. all furnished
wafer and light Apply 10 lis
Nrnwca.
Modern k-Fo0Fn house. 5sxo Val
iinAford ave. 10 fufuufeW to Srd and
Madison. $3.50 per month. Apply
19th ana WaliinRf0rd
FOR rent-.~A s.r0ofn house. modern
aud IN good repair. at tgo Mob Hflt
inquire a. 2ss Mob Hiil nv.
ueDd s.roofn house, East Queen
.snne. SIS %. Phone y. a. 5sf.
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New 2-room house and pantry level
lot s0Nas; city water and sidewalk;
pretty. co2y homes 5000. 500
down, balance $40 per month. See
Olmsted, sIth aud Greenwood.
Phone North 1884.
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FARMS AND AcRrs-contInu.d.
ron 1000 CASH

Gated. within reach II all the Sound
markets. on county road recently
opened through 20 Bremert0n, close
90 weli-improved farms and near
school. Good upland aud some
bottom. rNeT-runniuR stream, pifus
- Of Timber for building. fuel and
on purposes. Tho whole price.
$1,000 balance - be- paid "a per
cent interest. This IL way under
adjoining land prices aud We AS
sure purchaser good profit
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CITY REAL ESTATE.

CITY REAL ESTATE.
NEW HOUSE FOR RENT MONEY
We can sell a new house. together
with large tract Of garden soil.
near school and stores and within
easy walking distance Of the ferry
landing at Kirkland for 1915. Terms.
$40 down aud $40 monthly. This
place viii raise enough Vegetables
very short time. Take the Madison
car and Kirkland ferry TO our branch
office on wharf or see
BURKE A. FARRAR.
ios Cherry st tGround Floor
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HOUSED roR RENT

~N4~~~~~N.~~~<e~~ -r4~-N-~e~lNe~~
ID ID ID ID ID ID ID ID ID ID u ID - y i
ID OUR \
- WEEKLY itE<TAL Bufsf.E- J.
- TIN CONTAINS WHAT YOU 1
- WANT J.
~ ny letting ~ know your name !
~ and address we VIII mail 1
ID you a copy. Contains every L
- thing We have 10 let. y
ID JOHN DAVIS A. COMPANY 1
ID 70s Second Az. J
p Main fitI. Ind sseo. Z
ID
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FOR sALE-woop AND COAL

fcfeSf dasf pan NH flrsf i cSd Goa I
Wainwright n Mcleod. Phones i2is
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Just west OF the city, within driving
In tho Northwest. right on county
road. close 90 school. etc. Good
rich alder bottom land. with more
than enough timber 20 pay for
same Plenty Of fresh water. 10
acre tract for 400. f2s cash and
cIfFFonD LAND COMPANY
1918 Third Az
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Omen e ,yaI 80 ana snnaays.
A kfnKI.AND BUY

ala acres Within = mile Of Lake
Washington for $500. on terms %
$50 down and SO month. short
walk 20 buat landing and near school
aud stores THIS wilt make 40 ideal
fruit and poultry ranch. See this to-
day.
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srruArlons wAnrEo--mALE

ma hand clothes bought sold. eg
ehanRe1. 1917 plke. Z. ass. NJ. tasa
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FlA1s

~~~4<~~.~y~~-~y~~~>~~e<~~ ~~-~~~~~~>~~S~~~s
n you want real comfort and accom-.
mediation. and want 10 1--we In tbs
business center. try the Excelsior
Apartments. Furnished. unfurninh
ed Ninth and Pike.
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FURNISHED ROOMS.
s--~~S~---Ns~~-~~-~s><@s S--e~s~>N.~~~~-~~~re~~~
THE yfBGI%Us HOTEL. cor. vir-
Eintm and Eighth. near Westiake
Ax.-~IoB new modern. elegantly
Furnished steam heated outside
rooms free baths and phones. rates
90 TO 81 per week. Soc and Tic per
day. walking distance
THE ANNEX. 9oa& Eighth av,. near
Wertinks av.---Sew. clean. Furnish
Cd steam heated bedrooms ffor
mrrl. free baths and phones. Tsc
per Night
hoo4un. sso ana up. BY the week.
atas and up. Anderson Hotel. iif
tth av -, near Washington.
Reduced Rate--tteam heated rooms,
s5r n day. clean iron beds. ice. ii5
THIRD av. s.. near fcsler way.
Nice steam heated rooms. 1900 a
week aud IN. Tzs pikc vt
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RrAL rgTaTE LOANS.

CITY AND COUNTY LOANS
ON Improved Or vacant property at
and per cent. any amount from
$50 20 1900. for long or short
lay. sturtevant 4 90, slz boston
Block Second and Columbia.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-01-19

nervous system. The psychical ele-
ment in the matter Of food habit Is
important in all higher animals,
The digestive organs are controlled
by the nervous system, and the brain
acts upon the latter in such a way as
to favor or to restrain the appetite"
and the secretion of the elaborate di-
gestive juices, so that fear, surprise,
disgust and nausea" (that strange
product of mental and physical reac-
tionS), may destray appetite and in
hibtt the digestive process. There are
vast populations of men who live on
rice, or beans, or meals, and never eat
animal food, not even milk (after
babyhocd), nor cheese, and would be,
ct a first attempt to eat it, put off,
and disguised by a mutton chop.
There are others who subsist almost
entirely on fish, other who live on
dried beef, others who live on the fat
of whales and seals, and would be for
a generation or two injured, half
starved and some of them even killed
by change of diet. Again, there are
others who consider that they
must have and would be Clip unless
they had the cooked flesh of an OK
or sheep as part Of their daily food.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-01-19
The Rent in the Picture.

When President Taft went to in
spect the Panama canal two years
ago he was accompanied by Mrs.
Taft and half dozen reporters who
had been through his campaign with
him. Starting out one morning from
Panama for an all-day trip, one of
the reporters caught his trousers
upon a broken chair and tore a great
rent. There was nothing to do but
go on.
All day this man attempted to keep
his unchanged front to the digni-
taries of the party. He had been
successful, and had kept his accident
a secret by skilful mane1vering until
the middle of the afternoon. Stand
ing a short distance from the party,
and always facing it he heard a Pc
culiar rafting noise back of him and
glanced over his shoulder to find that
it was a moving picture machine. He
was cornered, but kept his face to the
president and his wife. You can see
the tear now in the moving pictures
of Taft at Panama" If you look close
~ for a good looking chap with a. do
or die expression on his face and a
white spot on his dark suit
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-01-19
The Shadow of Science.

It is hard to believe that a shadow
is probably the origin Of all astrono-
mical, geometrical and geographical
science. The first man who fixed his
staff perpendicularly in the ground
and measured its shadow was the
earliest computer of time, and the
Arab of today who plants his spear in
the sand marks where the shadow
falls is his direct descendant. 1t is
from the shadow Of a gnomon that
the early Egyptians told the length
of the year. 1t is from the shadow Of
a gnomon that the inhabitants of Up
per Egypt still measure the hours of
work for a water wheel. In this case
the gnomon Is a lhurra stalk support
ed on forl1ed uprights and points north
and south. East and west are pegs
in the ground, evenly marking the
space of earth between sunrise and
sunset. In a land Of constant sun
shine a shadow was the primitive
chronometer. 1t was also the priua-
tive foot rule.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-01-19
NOT AS BAD AS 1T SOUNDED
Wonderful Highland Dialect Respon.
sibIe for Wrong Impression
Given Divine.

Andrew Carnegie, at a dinner In
New York. talked about the Scotch
dialect.
Its hard lingo to understand" he
said. ct often causes awkward mis-
takes.
"Once an American divine spent
Christmas in a Highland inn. On
Christmas morning he gave the maid
a tip of a sovereign. and he said. look
ing earnestly at her-for she was a
pretty maid
do you know, Kathleen, you are a
very good-looking lassie?'
"Of course Kathleen was pleased.
but, being modest. she blushed like a
rose and answered.:
-"'Ah, ma; All, ma! But my kissin.
sir, is beautiful
1.-THE divine frowned. ;
Leave the room, you wicked
young baggage!' he said sternly.
HE didn't know, you see. that mod
est kathleen had been simply praising
In her Highland dialect. the superior
charms of her cousin Janet Of Pee
bles."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-01-19
Needed Assistance.

A poor old cast-down hobo started
to knock the paint off Of back door
the other morning, and when he tear
fully told the lady who appeared that
he had a sick wife at home and
dozen hungry kids, she gave him a
couple Of homemade biscuits. Daintily
the hobo handled them, and once
more he glanced up wistfully.
whats the matter Indignantly
demanded the housewife, aren't you
satisfied with the biscuits?"
Eyes, dear lady," replied the tramp
full one, "but I thought perhaps you
would be SO kind as to loan me nut
cracker for a few minutes"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-01-19
When TO FORGET.

II you would increase your happ1.
ness and prolong your life. forget your
neighbors' faults. Forget the SANDER
you have ever heard. Forget the
temptations, forget the faultfinding.
and give little thought to the cause
which provoked it. Forget the pc
culiarities of your friends, and only
remember the good points which make
you fond Of them. Forget all person.
al Quarrels or histories you may have
heard by accident, and which, if re-
peated, would seem thousand times
worse than they are. Blot out as far
as possible all the disagreeables of
life; they will come, but they will
grow larger when you remember
them, and the constant thought of the
acts of meanness, or, worse still, mall
Ice, will only tend to make you more
familiar with them. Obliterate every.
thing disagreeable from yesterday;
start out with a clean sheet for to-
day, and write upon it, for sweet
memory's sake, only those things
which are lovely and Oregon
Churchman.