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Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26
BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE.

Send &c stamp for five samples of our
very best Gold Embossed, Good Luck,
Flower and Motto Post Cards; beautifu
colors and lovelest designs. Art Post Card
Club, 73l jackson St.. Topeka, Kan.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26
A Girls Wav.

But" he complained when she had
refused him, you have given me ev-
cry reason to believe you cared for
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

I want every chronic rheumatic to throw
away all medicines, all liniments, all
plasters, md give MUNYON'S RHEUMA-
TISM REMEDY trial. No matter what
your doctor may say, no matter what
your friends may say, no matter how
prejudiced you may be against all adver-
gist and get bottle OF the kHEUMA-
TISM REMEDY. If It falls to give satls-
faction,I will refund your money .-Munyon
Remember this remedy contains no sal
icylic acid, no opium cocaine, morphine or
other harmful drugs. 1t Is put up under
the guarantee of the Pure Food and Drug
Act.
For sale by all druggists. Price. 25c.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

If some men were compelled to pay
as they go they would stay.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26
Sounds Noisy.

Gerald-You are always out when 1
call.
Geraldine-If you didn't wear such
loud clothes I couldn't hear you COM
ing.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

1t is no use holding up the divine
throne If you're treading on the chill
dren's toes to do it.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

Your druggist will refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT falls 20 cure any case of Itching. Blind,
Bleeding or Protrudlng Piles In 70 IA days. b0c.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26
Many Feel So.

I'm SO sorry about 1t, but my hus-
band actually hates music"
How strangeI"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

81 do care for you, George"
"Then why won't you be mine?"
81 want to let your stuck-up mother
and sisters understand that ! don't
consider you good enough for me-"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

Loves little deeds loom largest on
he recording angels books.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

worked miracle Tor LyOla
Compound worth It's weight in gold for women during this
period If it will help others publish this
ieterNIrs Nathan Creation 81 Main ST, Natc Mass.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

Love may make the world go round,
but it doesn't always seem to be able
to make both ends meet.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26
Constipation

For over nine years suffered with chronic
constipation and during this time had to take
an injection of warm water once every "A hours
before could have an action on nv bowela
Happily tried cescarets, and today am a well
man. During the nine years before used
Sascarets suffered untold misery with internal
pies. Ihanks to you, I am free from all that
this morning. You can use this IN behalf ~
suffering humanity. B. F. Fisher, Roanoke Ill
Pleasant, PaIatable, Potent, Taste Good.
20 Good. Never Scken, Weaken or Crime
10c. 2Sc, Soc. Never sold In bnlk The oso.
uine tablet stamped &C C.. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back e30
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26

Hiding a tallow dip under a bushel
does not make 1t an arc light.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-01-26
By LYDIA E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

The Change of Life is the most critical period of a
womans existence, and neglect of health at this time
invites disease
Women everywhere should remember that there is no
other remedy known to medicine that will successfully
carry women through this trying period as Lydia E.
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, made from native roots
and herbs Here is proof:
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
COMMERCIAL TRAVELLERS
Efforts To Be Made to Secure 1919
"eet'ns OF State Society in Cairo
lin DanvIIIe, May 10, 1920

Cairo Council No. 1893 until CONNER
cial Travellers Association will make
an effort to land the 1912 meeting Of
the state association for Cairo. They
have appointed Eugene Meacnam
to represent the local council at the
meeting to be held at Daneville, ILL.,,
May is, 10 and 90. He will leave
Manday accompanied by Mrs. Meach.
am, for the meeting.
The state has 27,00O members and
the United States $4,000 members.
The Board of Trade. Commercial
Club and Retail Merchants Associa.
ito are asked to lend their aid in try.
Ing to get the meeting for Cairo. The
attendance at the state meeting Is al.
ways very large and 1t is worth d
strong appeal to get the NEXT mnatina
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14

<ant to knew Vie difference. ghe glass
at the big ald..is to gather light. II
Is simply ,bigeye. If 1t Is Hundred
times bigger than the eve in your head
it Will gdther hundred times more
light 1t gathers the RAGS Of light COM
ing from n star and bends fhem'all into
common meeting point called TO-
Gus, whicA Is a picture Of the star.
You can look at this pictarefof the star
with your naked eye II you like But
you can see 1t better and examine it
more closely If you look at, it with u
small msgnifying glass. And this is
the glass al the small end Of the tele-
scope II magniGes the, picture made
by the big glass at Hhe other end of the
instrument All telescopes are built on
this principle Sir Wnham Hersc!el
was the first to arrange matters q lit
tie differently. lie took away the
glass. from the big end and admitted
the rays coming straigt into the tube
in parallel lness ,TJhenkat the bottom
of the big tube he placed bright con-
cave mEra. made of FURNISHED. metal
When the entering wrSs fell upon this
mirror they wereagasn bent to Il point
called focus, which was.the picgre
of the star. TO look at his'roturehe
had to place the little magffying glass
at the side of the tube because the
mirror had stopped up its lower end
Louisville Courier-Jeurnal.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
A BARREL OF
COMMON SALT
Surprising Effect 1t Had In
Shaping a Mans Destiny.

'Did you ever think" said Golightly
to his friend Quackenbos. what a Ht-
tie thing viii turn mans destiny?
know n man whose present condition
OF wealth and head Of family, all Inc
Is, came from the overturning Of a
barrel OF salt"
81 don't believe it, Goiightly, but |
am ready to hear about It,"
LET me see. Eox know the man,
and don't want to give you his name
till after yea have heard the story;
then we'll see If you can guess who he
is. For the present his name is Tom
kins. When he was ysunsstcr he
studied medicine and on graduation
settled in suburban place where
there we're people Of all degrees. from
millionares TO washerwomen. AT the
end of the first month he had not had
a patient, so he resolved to 20 some
where, else. The day before his intend.
ed departure a liveried servant hur-
ried into his Office and said that Miss
Buckman's favorite saddle horse was
dying and would he waive profession
al repugnance at doing veterinary 8
work and 90 to see the animal.
"Tomkins needed money to square
up before leaving, so he concluded TO
make veterinary Of himself for that
onee. When he reached the stable
yard there stood girl OF twenty.
nretty as picture, evidently much
distressed. watching horse lying on
his side.
"'Oh, DOCTOR she said on learning
of the groom who he was, IL you will
only cure Bob I'll love you forever
"Of course she was so ratified she
didn't know what she was saying, but
somehow 1t came to the doctor that he
would cure Bob and the girl would
love him forever 1t takes a young
man, you know. to build castles ort Of
air. He went up to the horse that was
gasping for life, but before the d4ctor
could get anything down the beasts
throat he collapsed. and there he lay
with his tongue hanging out, dead. Al
least IL he WASH Z dead there are no ap-
pearances by which horse can be
,, known ~ be dead saaa
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14

on the other? He pretended to work
on Bob ty rubbing here. feeling there.
pouring a mixture of bran and water
down his throat-~he had nothing else
but 1t was no use the horse was dead
as doornail. Tomkins wouldn't own
1t to the young lady. but told her to so
In the house and he would remain to
observe andtake advantage of the first
sign OF returning consciousness.
"Don't leave MS, Doctor she pleaded.
Remain all night Your room VIII be
on the second story. back, where you
can look down'on the stable yard
"Tomltins declared he would never
leave Bob so long as there was any
hope. and the young lady dragged her
self away and into the house, looking
back often 10 see IL Bob had come to
Hfe. Tomkins remained by the horse
Till servant came out and said that
II the doctor felt that he could leave
the invalid he was to come into din
ner. OF course Tomkins could leave a
dead horse, so he went In to dinner,
but broke away after a hasty meal to
avoid the storm Of questions as to the
horses chances of getting we'll. He
had promised to stay. all AGRt. Be-
sides, the more time he1spent the Dig
ger bill he could make for services, 10
at II O'Clock he told the hostler that
if'Bob showed signs of life,to call. him
andswent to bod. The hostler knew as
well as ,Fomkins that Bob was dead,
so he went to bed, too, leaving poor
Bob's body where 1t lay in the stable
yard. But before retiring he telephon
ed the town scavenser to come the
next morning to remove the carcass.
"Tomkins hadn't ever slept on such
q downy. bed before, so he didn't wake
up, the next morning till late. Then
he took bath, dressed and before
going downstairs drew up the window
shade to have look at the corpse.
mo miracle ever astonished any one
as the sight he saw astonished Tom
kins. There was the whole family In
the stable yard and Bob up on his
four legs eating sugar out OF Miss
Buckman's hand
"'Oh, doctorr cried Miss Buchanan,
Can one ever repay your When did
the change conner
My dear young lady said the doc
tor evasively, at no time in my pro.
fessional career have been so pleased
at saving human patient as / am
now at saving your horse
AFTER looking Bob over and seeing
that he was In excellent health the
doctor whispered to the hostler:
"'When did he get upg
"'Don't know, DOCTOR replied the
man and ran to the gate to head Oh
the scavenger who was coming to re-
move the corpse. @
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
An Ejopement.

Samuel Ball, OF Cairo and Miss
Emma Krietmeier, Of Hoyleton, Ill,
were married Friday evening at 1853
o'clock at the residence OF Miss Nellie
r. Leach, 622 lrhirtyIourth street.
tn ceremony was performed by Jus
tice p. Collins. The couple arrived
In Cairo last evening at s:55 o'clock
from Hoyleton. The bride is the
daughter Of prominent farmer and
the groom q valued employee at the
Singer plant, II II said theparents
" the bride were not willing to part
from their daughter and that strategy
Dad 70 be used BY the bride to get
sMAy from home. Mr.. Ball had been
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14

their homes. Those present wer:
Misses Gladys Shea, Jno Woods, Ruth
Arey, Thelma Jones. Hazel Crippen,
Cynthia Crippen, Eva Cameron, Madge
Alden Roberts, Marya Abel, Grace
Roberts, Lille Plarman, Lucille
Roberts, Vivian Roberts.
Messrs. Clyde Parker, Otto Jones,
Frank Collins, John Deene, Reed
Stout, Andrew Reed, Claude Beyel
Maurice Fitzgerald, Claude Curtzinger
Oscar Phelps, Harvey Corzine, Elmo
Plearman, Arthu. Kessier, Oscar
wilson, Earnest pearman, Harold
Anderson, Hobart Deckard. Tom
Roberts
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
Something Blind.

In one Of the crowded streets of
New York beggar was in the habit
of taking his stand every day and APP
pealing TO- the charity Of the passers-
by. BY menus Of a short string he
held dog, around the peck of which
a card was fastened with the words,
II Am Blind" A very kind old gen
tleman, who had been IN the habit OF
dropping penny into the beggar's
hat, passed rapidly one morning with
out doing so. Instantly the beggar
rushed after him and asked for the
penny to be given, as usual. The gen
tleman, turning ia surprise. said:
"why. thought you We're blindg' .
sob, no. sir!' was the cool reply.
at Ia the dog that liz blind, as the
card says" 80 !.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
L-yceum Course.

Ascalon Lodge, No. 81 knights OF
Pythias have arranged with the Red.
path Slayton Lyceum Bureau of Chi
cago, for a few fine number course
OF entertainment to be given the com.
ing fall and winter. The numbers
chosen by the committee are all high
class and should furnish good en-.
tertainment for those who desire to
attend,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
CONVENTIONS IN MUSIC.
Rules Which Song Composers Seem to
Feel They Must Follow.


Feel They Must Follow.
Why is 1t that all our musicians In
writing nautical song invariably ,use
a, portion of the hest knSwn hornpipe
as the Introduction, "vamp," or cosn-
tcr-melody? Why do the open fifths
in the bass always appear In rustic
songs? Because 1t can't be helped, it
seems. Our popular Irish songs ial-
ways have a bar or two of a well
known old Irish melody or a drone
bass, otherwise they wouldn't be Irish.
The exhausted old Turkey and his
partner, the straw, come TO the rescue
Of every 'Eube; song or dance that is
perpetmted, and our national airs
must run all through the aocompani-
ment of patriotic songs to give them
"hayor"
Because all OF these things are "set"
they are conventions. Why mast ev-
cry song end on the tonic note, with
the preceding tone either the second
or seventh of the scale, unless we ex-
cept the detestabe third or the hollow
fifth? Because our audiences expect
II.
Should one Of your composers in a
moment of bravery or recklessness
produce score in which he disregard
ed these many conventions his first
night hearers would go away remark
ing that the music was crazy. They
do not realize that they expect to hear
the same old thing. served up trihe
differently, Of course, but still the
same. From where Have Heard
That Tune Before" In Metropolitan
Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
GREAT REDUCTION.

Mrs. W. f. Morris will sell her mill
inery, ladies' hats, dry goods, notions
etc. at cost. in order to reduce stock
before oyerhauling her building. If
wiz be greatly improved with plate
glass front and made modern build.
ing Come to corner Thirty-fifth and
Sycamore STREETS.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14

The boy had shortly before overturned
barrel Of salt where the horses head
rested. The tongue. hanging out. had
come in contact with the salt Then
the horse, having been revived, licked
II, and 1t proved to be what he need
ed. Tomkins married the grateful
girl and is today successful practi-
TONER Now. Quackenbos. guess who
he is,"
You Your sAory is well enough.
but fate only required that You should
meet the young lady for sure case
Of mutual love. The overturned salt
had nothing to do with it,
mot at all. maintain that all
am is due to a barrel of salt"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
seriously III in California.

Mrs. yanArchelberg, formerly Miss
Mabel Jocelyn, daughter Of Or. w
G. Jocelyn, the dentist formerly Of
Cairo. is reported seriously i'll at the
home OF her parents in Los Angeles
California, Mr., Won Aichelherg who il
dentist, and resides at Murphysboro
left Wednesday night to be with hi,
wife. II she receivers she will return
with him to their home in Murphys
boro.e
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
Accepting Position IN MemphIs.

James K, Ince, son OF Fl. Il. Ince
OF AT Eight street, has excepted d
position with the United Mercantile
Agency Co. He left for that city yester
DAY morning Mr. fnce is a young
man of recognized business ability
ne has been in the employ of r. G.
Dunn Mercantile Agency in Cairo for
over 'hree years. He resigned his
position here to accept the more lu
cretive one
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
Why q Horse Rolls.

Horses are fond Of rolling on the
ground, and no animal more thorough
" shakes itself than they do. After
n roll they give themselves a shake
sr two to remove anything adhering
to the coat. The habit a. of much
service to horses living IN open plains,
On being turned loose AZ INA lAl{id b II n
Journey an Arab horse kiis XII Stlle
sand. which nets ass Blot tii(is 2|I ll(lt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
AIexader Circuit Court.

The business that occupied the at.
tention of the circuit court yesterday
was divorce and the hearing of
arguments in the case Of DR.. ]. T..
Rendleman VS. the Andrew John Bot.
Ting Go in the CORNER case 1.-THE
petitions was graufied.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
party at UrbandaIe.

4 pleasant party was given by
Tom and Vivian Roberts at their
nome, In urbandale. Thursday even.
ing. The evening was spent in play
ins games, after which Refreshments
were Y served. The young folks left On
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14

awaiting the opportunity TO elope. The
young couple will reside in cottage
at SlS Thirty-fourt street, which the
groom had furnished for the brides
reception
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
Younger Set Dance.

About twenty couples attended the
dance given Friday might at the Alex.
ander Club rooms. A light luncheon
was served and pleasant time was
enjoyed by all.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
Observation-Disclosures

Elmer Childress and Miss Ruby v.
Ledford of Charleston, Mo-, we're mar.
ried Saturday afternoon at the Han.
cock house, by Rev. Ralay May, pas.
tor of the Second Christian church
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
CITY NEWS in BRIEF
Water Shut of.

Water consumers need to bear in
mind the notice given by the Cairo
Water Co, that the water will be
shut on all over the city today, from
1880 to S p. m.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
N. 3. 3. o. Club.

Miss Elizabeth Barry entertained
the N. B. 10. O. club Friday afternoon
at her home On upper Holbrook ave,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-14
TELESCOPE LENSES.

The Small Glass Magnifies the Picture
Made BY tho Large One.
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
FOR BALD HEADS
Treatment That Costs Nothing II
it Fails.

We want you to try three large
bottles of Rexall "93" Hair Tonic on
our personal guarantee that the trial
will not cost you a penny il it does
not give you absolute satisfaction
That's proof of our faith in this rem
edy, and 1t should indisputably dem
onstrate that we know what we are
talking when we say that Rexall "s3"
Hair Tonic will grow hair on bald
heads, except where badness has
been of such long duration that the
roots of the hair are entirely dead,
the follicles closed and grown over,
and the scalp is glazed.
Remember, we are basing our state
ments upon what has already been
accomplished by the use of Rexall
"s3" Hair Tonic. and we have the
right to assume that what 1t has done
for thousands of others it will do for
you. In any event you cannot lose
anything by giving it trial on our
liberal guarantee. Two sizes. soc and
s1.oo. Remember. you can obtain
Rexall Remedies In this community
only at our store-The Rexall Store.
Sold by Mitchell & Egbers.
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
MARRIED AT lITTLETON
FEBRUARY NINTH

Miss Jessie Candwell Pennington
and Mr.. w Q. Williams were married
in Littleton, Colo, Thursday. Febru-
AIRY the ninth. They will visit for a
short time in Denver after which they
will go to Spokane, Washington, to
make their future home. Both parties
are well known here. having many
friends to wish them joy. Mr.. Will
liams was formerly of the Cripple
Greek machine shops and has many
friends out there who will be glad to
hear of his good fortune Mrs. Jessie
Pennington Williams has always been
known here as a young lady of cul-
ture and refinement. Her marriage
comes as surprise to a large con-
tingent of her acquaintances
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
PATRIOTIC SERVICES
At THE CHRISTIAN
CHURCH LAST NIGHT

Sunday evening Rev. o. S. Reed. of
the Christian church held a memorial
service in honor of the birthday of
Abraham Lincoln. The meeting was
of a very patriotic nature. Members
of the G. A. r., w. r. c Sons of Vet
erans, and Ladies OF the G. A. X. or
ganizations we're present and the
church was filled to its capaciay.
Those present heard an excellent SER
mon on Abraham Lincoln" by the
Reverend Mr. Reid. He stated that
patriotism is next to religion and
showed whereby the statement was
true. In an able manner he eulogized
Lincoln, praising him as an orator,
statesman. and ideal citizen. He in
terspersed his talk with anecdotes of
the life of the noble rail-splitter and
made an excellent impression. There
was a special song service, consisting
of all the patriotic songs Miss Con-
nor sang "Tenting on the Old Camp
Ground and Star spangled Ban
ner This was the iO2nd anniver-
sary OF the birth OF Abraham Lincoln
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications. az they cannot
reach the diseased portion o. the a.
There Is only one way to cure saf-
ness. and that Is by constitutions.
remedies. Deafness is caused By ar
infiamed condition OF the muc Jus
lining OF the Eustachian Tube " zen
this tube is infamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect heai -.
and when II is entirely cio- d. Dea'
ness is the result. and unlesI the
fammation can be taken out and {
tube restored to It's normal eondi n
hearing will be destroyed fore - j..
Nine cases out OF ten a re saused by
Catarrh. which is nothing but an In
famed condition OF the mucous sL:
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case OF Deafness tcaused by
catarrh' that cannot be cured BY
HaIi' Catarrh Cure Send for circu
lars. free.
p J. CHENEY & co. Toledo o
Sold by Druggists. 7sc.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipation.
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
MANY AUTO PARTIES
HERE YESTERDAY

Because OF the very pleasant veats-
or yesterday. number OF visitors
from Pueblo and the Springs and
Cripple Greek were seen In the city.
Nearly all came in autoa and the re-
suit was that Canon peemed like a
rendezvous for auto parties Sunday.
Nearly all the visitors took advantage
OF our splendid drives and ''hit-up the
DUST In different parts OF the asiy.
Among the parties noticed we're: ~
and Mrs. A. White, the Misses BrcedA
and Cal white: Mr.. Bob White and
Mr.. i. Nicholson. OF Pueblo. OF this
party. Mr.. White is we'll known be-
cause OF his interest In the White Nd
Davis store in Pueblo Another par
~ which hailed from Cripple Creek
consisted OF Mr.. and Mrs. II. Gehen.
Mrs. Flaherty and Mr.. and Mrs. l.
G. Carleton. all of whom were reg
istered Mt the strathmore. A party
from Colorado Springs which has
been here several d-ys. comprised
Mr.. l. Beckwith. Mrs. z. McI.ain. Miss
S. McLain. o. H.. shoup. Jr.. and
wilbur McLain. They arrived Friday
and departed yesterday for their
home
Besides these parties a number Of
Canon people took short jaunts to dif-
fsrent places not far distant II poo
pie could not have the privileges Of
an auto ride they depended on them
selves and "hoofed H."
Sunday was indeed a delightful
day.
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
MISS M'NAUGHT0h'S
BROTHER-IN- LAW DEAD

Mise Sarah NcNoughton came home
Sunday from Monte Vista where she
brother-inNaw, Mr. John Pridmore,
who, however, died before she could
reach him. He died last Wednesday
and was buried Friday. He was a
prominent ranchman of that part OF
the country. having lived there for
twenty-five years. He leaves a dau-
ghter, Miss Eula, and son Will, who
were both educated in Canon schools.
They have many friends here who re-
gret to learn of their bereavement.
Cañon City record., 1911-02-16
CANON BOY RETURNS
TO MS SHIP

Ed Sweitzer. chief eiec; ician on
the U. S. S. Yorktown. who has been
here for ten days or two weeks Wis
iting his parent, Mr.. AMI Mrs. c.
Sweitzer. on Sherman avenue. Lincoln
park. left on Thursday for San Frau
cisco to reJoin HIS vessel. Mr.. SWEET
zer has been six and a half years In
the navy and has made good hav-
ing been successively promoted for
aptitude and taithfuluess OF service
to his present position He has Jus,
returned from an extensive cruise
In South American waters