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EVANGELICAL CHURCH.

10 a. m.. Sunday school, L. Reep, su-
perintendent.
liza. M, prayer meeting.
3p. M. German sermon.
Up. M, Young Peoples alliance.
sp. m., Evening sermon.
Preaching at Bob Creek at II a. m.
The public is cordially invited to
attend.
C. F. IwIo, Pastor.
The Ordway new era., 1911-06-09
$25 Reward

A reward of $25 will be given for
evidence to convict any person or per-
sons guilty of putting boards in or in
any way obstructing the water in the
boxes of the Fast Numa Lateral Co.
BY order of the board of directors.
1923 w. Z. STREvER, President.
The Ordway new era., 1911-06-09
For Sale

A fine driving mare 0 years old, and
dark bay yearling stallion colt by
Beldorado. Here is u chance to get
something fine In driving mare and
a good colt. Ernest +. Greene.-13tf
The Ordway new era., 1911-06-09

Ladies' fancy hose, the "Everwear'
brand, in blacks, whites and tans, SOC
and 75c pair, at Leary Bros. s. Co. s.
Just the thing for those new low
shoes or pumps.
The Ordway new era., 1911-06-09

Leary Bros. & Co. are agents for the
American Ladyc orset, one Of the best
on the market. See their line.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
Triple BURNS
AT BENWOOD
HiTcHmAN COAL COMPANY sUs-
TAiNS HEAVY Loss
FIRE Was Under Control az Early
Hour This Mern'ns-Tied Up
TrsNic on 3. & o.

Becoming crossed. eiectric hight
wires on the mammoth tippie OF the
Hitchman coal mine AZ BenWood IL
nited the frame Nork AZ an early hour
this morning, and within feW min
u'es the large structure vas a mass o.;
flames Men working on the east end
o. the upple emptying coal cars dis
covered the FIRE. and turned in gen
eral alarm. The Benwood department
responded. and soon had several
streams playing on the blaze. ana
shortly after TWO O'Clock had the IRE
under control. The McMechen ana
Baltimore g. Ohio fire departments ~,
sponded and aided materially in put.
ting out the blaze
For a time II looked as though tas
entire tipple vas doomed. and the
eighteen miners houses adjoining
bur the heroic work OF the depart
ments saved the property OF the com.
pany from being entirely destroyed
Only recently the tipple was rebuilt
and II - estimated that its total cost
will reach 5000. while he loss by the
ne VIII reach perhaps $4,000 Sew
enty men we're working Ia the mine
when the IRE broke out. but A stream
OF hose was kept playing on the
track work leading TO the mine. thus
preventing the flames from spreading
| into the entrance and entombi bling the
miners The mine has been working
in full and employs about $50 miners
the majority Of whom will bel die un
I ~ the ruined structure can be re
/ built. The company had force OF
men az work on the tipple loadinl
/ coal hoppers on the b. 4 O. when th,
/ fire broke ont. but they escaped b.
running down the ganGWay
The fire tied mp trsfiv for severa
! hours on the main division OF III,
/ y. * D.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
MILITARY BURIAL
FOR LOCAL BOY
PRIVATE PRETTYMAN DIED AT
THE MARINE HOSPITAL.
Remains Arrived IN the City last
Evening and Funeral viii Be
Held This Afternoon.

With military hOnors. James Ross
Frettymau. of TINS city. private in the
nited states marine corps. who died
on December 10th. at the Naval hos.
pltaI. Norfolk. Va. will be buried this
afternoon at the Peninsula cemetery.
The remains OF the dead trooper ar.
rived IN the city last evening al q
clock over the Pennsylvania lines
and were taken 70 the home Of his
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. James Pretty.
man. 81 Thirty street.
Funeral services over The remains
VIII be held from the family residence
ihis afternoon az O'Clock Inter
ment will follow az Peninsula Gene
iery- The Boys brigade will act as
military escort and will ACCOMPANY
the remains to the Cemetery salute
MiIi be fired over the grave OF the
dead trooper.
Private Prettyman enlisted in the
nited States marine corps on August
-. 1905. In this city. Since his o..
Iistment be- became an excellent
marine and would soon have been pro.
NOTED. he was p Years Of age ana
is survived by his parents and se,.
eral brothers and sisters Deatb v,s
due 10 tunsilitis and an abscess NJ M.
throat
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29

cago. are guests az the home OF John
Mack. on Gravel Hill
The Woman's Auxiliary OF Trinity
Episcopal church held a meeting last
evening At the home OF Mrs. Dan
Leach. on Gravel Hin.
Harry Lazure. OF Anderson. Ind is
visiting his mother. Mrs. Elizabeth
Lazure. OF Harrison street.
Misses Annie McGraw and Erdiue
Aictroba are guests AT the home Of
Judge John Nichols. Of ST. Clairsvil.e
John krebs. who was seriously in
jured AZ the Riverside Tube Works.
IN Benwood. a few weeks ago. has
heen removed from the City hospital
20 his home in this city
The barber shops Of Bellaire will re.
main open until noon Monday. Janu-
AIRY !.
Beginning next Tuesday. the union
stores OF the city will close at $50
~ the evening. instead OF 8 o'clock.
Mrs. James McGraw entertained
the Woman's Missionary Society Of
the Second Presbyterian church at
her home on Gravel Hill last evening
Mrs. John Powers and son, OF Au-
burn. Wash. have arrived in BelIaire
called mere by the serious illness OF
her mother. Mrs. Nev
Arrangements have been made for
holding watch party az the South
BellSire ". =. church Sunday night.
The Spiritualists will hold a meet
INK ~ g. \. X. hall Sunday evening
No admission will be charged. and
The public is invited To attend
The board 81 health held a meet
ing last evening In the mayors Office
and gave attention 10 routine business
hat had accumulated during the
month
Mr.. and Mrs W X. bye. Of Mariet-
"a. O. who were recentlymarr led. are
spending a few days with Mr. and
Mrs. Bow -. OF Plum street
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Offer a Few Suggestions.

Since Reilaire has a vigilance com
mittee" said 10 consist Of Loo men
who have pledged themselves 10 see
that the law o. enforced as far as
The Illegal sale az liquor is concerned.
many suggestions have been made
that The committee might profit and
be applauded bv the public n 90 makes
al effort % enforce ail The laws lu
speaking of las enforcement e we'll
known man stated ias' night as sug
gestion that the committee should
devise some plan whereby the hun
dreds Of men that are transported
daily across the ohio on the ferryboai
could boz Kept In fh.s city and spend
their evenings with their families
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
Robert w. Wels

Robert W Weiss. aged p YEAR.
dled az his home AZ 40. 3S2s Waf,al
street ON Thursday morning after an
illness extending over a period of a
liiiI' more than year he was q
former emplOye Of Bloch Bros and
ne was born and reared in the Eighth
ward. he Is survived by the follow.
ing brothers and sisters. Fred ID.
FHnt. Mich. William. Of Washington
"a George. Of Norwood O.. Harr,
ana Charles. Of Wheeling. Mrs Iotu
kres. OF Key q. Mrs. Gilbert Rolf
Of Wheeling
The funeral viii occur SATURDAY
afternoon AZ $50 O'Clock Service.
VIII be conducted hy Rev. Angus.
haschc. ~ 81 Paui- German church
ana interment viii be- 100 Mf Zion
cemetery
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
THE SCARECROW"
Colonial Play Is 10 Be Attraction at
Court Theater Tonight and
Saturday.

Henry d. Harris will present At the
Court theater Friday and Saturday
night ana Saturday matinee. Decem-
Der % and 50. The Scarecrow.' n
play by Percy Mackaye. the young
American playwright. who has done
much TO advance the standard OF Ora
matte craftsmanship In America.
The Scarecrow" u an allegory in
four acts. with the scene laid IN Co
louial New England An intensely
dramatic and very human story is
told OF the witchcraft days
Mr. Harris has given the play a bril-
LIANT cast. chief among whom are
Frank Reicher. one OF the most gifted
OF the younger actors. who will act
the part Of the Scarecrow, and Fola
la Toilette. Mr.. Reicher's leading
woman.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
ECZEMA
QUICKLY CURED
WITH "zEMo"
TRIAL TREATMENT FoR zse.

= TRIAL TREATMENT FOR 2Sc.
The makers OF ZEMO-the cele-
brated eczema and skin cure-have
placed on the market a trial treatment
package. consisting o. a generous
bottle % ZEMO. a trial cake %
ZEMO SOAP and 20 page booklet
How TO Preserve the Skin This
entire package 10 be sold az CSC. so
that everybody can test the true heal
.ns and cleansing properties OF
ZEMO. We have received a good
supply o. these triAl-treatment pack
ages and urge all those troubled with
eczema. Pimples. Itching Skin or
any other skin or scalp disease 10
come here and get the ZEMO trial
treatment We heartily endorse and
recommend ZEMO and ZEMO SOAP
10 all persons suffering from any
form OF skin or scalp trouble. 1T is
clean. soothing. healing wash and
a sweet antiseptic sosp that does not
glaze over the trouble Ike salves
powders and greasy lotions. but pen
etrates 20 the very root % this
trouble ZEMO stops the itching at
once and opens the pores and draws
out the poisonous accumulations TO
the surface OF the skin. leaving Il
clean and healthy Get a trial-'rcst-
ment OF ZEMO today-youU ind IL
the best Csc investment YOU ever
made
Chas r Goetse & Co. Wheeling
W Va. Selby 4 Reed. Bridgeport
and Martins Ferry. o. Dankvorth
Bros. Pharmacy. Bellaire. o.: q. q.
! Gates. Benwod. ". Va: Werlich
Drug Co. Wellsburg. W Va. Harry
/ l.. Myers. McMechen. " Va; VIII
Peabody. Moundsyllle. " Va
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
BELLAIRE
Oarrsh Held for Court On Serious
Charge-Other News Of
Bellaire.

The preliminary hearing Of Hober;
Darrah. 81 Mead township. charged
with assault with intent 10 kill. was
held before Squire j. 4 Fish. OF
Shadyside. Yesterday afternoon AFTER
hearing the evidence. Squire Fish held
Darrah FOR court under $500 bond
The case grows out of an alleged as
sault on tnter1uber about two weeks
ago. the allegations being that Darrah
struck him with club. knocking him
from horse and rendering him IN
conscious. lie was able Co attend the
hearing yesterday
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
MARTINS FERRY
Jake Uirien Taken to Columbus 70
Serve y Term Of ST. Years
IN State Pen

ia o." 'riDh. Tho we'll known local
man. who was sentenced tu ser.. sIy
years in tho state peuitonfiarl for tho.
shooting Of Howard Green. which tssi.
place in this titN several months ncu.
was taken 10 columbus yesfrrdar hv
i'putN sheriff osborne ne was or-
rofuruni"i Do. hi~ sftDrnr,. William
Dixon. 'oi this cts. and the members
~ his family bad" him farewell 90 fh.
station Zoo Eeilairr
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senwood Notes

DC 70 Carpenter tho hls been siei-
rr friends AMI relatives s. COLUMN
hHra O for tn past fno dsl- ar
rived home yesterday
Edward Robinson who has hrcn
s.rt fnr tho pact week returned tl h.s
work yesterday af tho W. S s. r. COIN
rrur
Nirs angels Roberts who has been
us.'inE ber brother 1f Homestead. Pa
FOR rho pass Pow days arrived home
teeforIat
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Class Reunion.

Miss Lena Snyder. Of Forty seventh
street. Will entertain tho members oi
the graduating class OF 1910 Of Bel
laire high school al her home this
evening. The AFFAIR will b. in the ma.
ture Of class reunion. and tho class
ColOrs will predominant in the deco.
rntions. During the evening PRO.
Eram viii be renlnred
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
The A. C. Fields Greater Ministries.

Musical Musings, by Nick Glynn
and Ollie DilWorth. IS one Of the
funny features OF the Al G.. Fields
Greater Minstrels. Glyun is known
and noted as one o. the few musical
geniuses who can play almost any
known instrument.
Ollie DHworth Is undoubtedly the
most talented performer IN his line.
the master 81 musical Instruments OF
peculiar and novel construction.
Seven big scenes make up the
show this season and the Greater
Minstrel. are given credit FOR being
better than ever Al G.. Field Is
heading his production as usual and
WI. be here with his Greater Min
strels ~ the Court theater Monday.
January I. matinee and night.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29

n MN WI n T-I N ~
rooms NJ fhe Commercial Association
this evening fnr fhe Village Poe.
'r". trd aI Who are Co.. fak, parf
in tn" pItt are requested tu I, pre-.
'if In. ulHt, sntDh is fo Ne given
I"f fn" benefit 90 tho hospital aser.fa
iiYn VIII Do staged pf fn. frrr
.'"i auditorium newt Thursday elrn-
~. md ---..Ia ~ nov .m all.
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A. the Apollo.

The biz fun NOV az the Apollo
theatcr. presented by The Monte
Carlo Girls. is drawing big houses
this week Harry Welsh and Arthur
LaninG. the Yiddish comedians. who
head the cast Of mirthmakers. have
introduced a number OF surprises and
novel features without end. There IS
not dull moment from tn" rise 10
she tall ~ tho curtain something
doing all the time n Is essentially
a girly shoW. ana the young women
are an exceptionally pretty and tai
ented aggregation. Eva sullivan and
Myrtle Clark are prominent in the
speaking paris and solo work. The
chorus is strong and the girls an do
solo work when they are called upon
L. Meta. The original Girl iu Red. r.
e. blk hit AZ every performance. Matt
nee and evening performances daily.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
BLUM BROS,
eeIIaire's Shopping Center.
NEED A COAT. SKIRT OR a SET
OF FURS? 25Cc DISCOUNT.

VI Oh0F - ONOSOONl
With real winter weather with
ms. dozens Of women are iocking
10 this store and taking advantage
Of these price reductions.
Not job lots for this sale. but
our own good stock OF ready-to-
wear garments at a bona fide saw
ing OF - cents on every dollar.
Don't delay-come to-day,
F'riday--iOp extra heavy good
warm outing flannel petticoats that
were 5Oc each reduced to 3ec.
Friday-After selling every Han
mel shirt IN the store Christmas
eve. We Just received another 10
dozen lot Gray flannel with col
lar attached-9sc.
Special 80 shirts OF all-wool
gray flannel. excellent quality. on
sale S1.e5.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
Hunted WIN Ferret

Demos Sa0"L who lives near Ale.
dou.a. was arrested by Deputy Game
Nardcus jain Travers. OF thi- city.
and Charles Ward. of JacObsburg. on
90 charge of hunting 0lth ferret. Ir
was arraiRnod before squire d D.
Kinney. pleaded guilty and paid a fine
and costs Of gg55s
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Plack Ohsenul,n

Funeral services over the rew.t,s
Of ConrHd a black we're mold rom
Ihr nome OF his dausnfor Mrs Mary
fIhe'. No. 20 South York street. ai
noon Yesterday. following which tho
BODY "ns taken to NouudsviIle and
me inf~rment WIS made Boo Rose uH
cemetery The deceased fomcrI, re.
sided go Mound-yilIe
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
Held Annual Meeting

The trusfeee o. Pui'ney township
held Che regular session To- the clerk
ofice yesterday afternoon 1u addi-
lion 20 routine matters business for
the year was closed up and the bonds
% officers elect we're examined and
approved
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29

Yesterday afternoon about seven
prisoners yer" taken fo tho count,
Saw 900 NoundsviIe owing fo tho
crowded condition o. tue jail here
Tho IsH was ccrfa mis- fueI 1862 during
Nw1- and aF some did NOT ua1 their
fines fbrf we're committed fo .1li Tho
urIt ones sem tl N0Iuisv .a were
fhc "uda. men
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
Mems Brotherhood Meetlno.

d The Mems brotherhood of West
Wheeling NJ r. church will hold an
important meeting this evening The
officers recently elected viii be- IA
stalled. after which there will be d
banquet
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29

Tho Mary g. Eodefor Woman
Christian Temperance Union held 40
imporian' meeting .asf u.pnt 81 tho
home az Mr. John Eraunon on Gravel
Hiil Important business was given
attention after which program was
rendered and Tho evening spcnf in 90
social manner
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Ms HoIIIdsy % entertaLn.

Al Their home Saturday evening
Miss Ella Mae Holiday will be host
ess 10 e number Of guests IN honor
Of college friends who are home for
the holidays.
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suoper ID ent.rt.-nm.n,

tH' Ladies' Iowa Glass az tho
CHRISTIAN church VIII rit" 70 supper
ara 'nf'rfHirmaut af Schedules Dali
This evening splendid program iYf
been arranged Hul music VIII hc f.r.
nisnrd Dos fHf Peoples orchestra
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29

Elizabeth Gaines. awaiting new
trial on a charge oi attempting an
abortion on Anna Gaughan. OF this
city. which resulted IN the latter's in
dictment. has been released on $500
bond. SpottWood Green. of this city.
going bail for that sum.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29

Water rents due and payable az the
Office Of tire City Treasurer. Save 10
per cent. by paying now. only few
days left 20 get the discount. Water
subject 20 being shut on on all bills
remaining unpaid after January Z,
1912.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
JULIUS WE'LL
THE POPULAR STORE

Special sale ~ aII-wooI ia Plaid
blankets for $3.50.
The only Kind that gives comfort
and war NTH these cold niEhts.
Ne have IS pairs go sell A. s. rs
Not one that ever sold for LEGS than
81. Every pair guaranteed absolute
Is pure MOO. ou don't often come
across such strong values
We have the largest. heaviest and
best wearing Cotton Blankets fo.
sl.oo. Your investigation will prov,
these facts
1880. extra heavy cotton grey aud
tan blankets. the leaders Of them ed
cur SOU grade for sl.5s q pair
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-29
Out On Bond

been large The sale will be- con
tinucd until the first OF the year
The Washington times., 1911-07-04
Reddy Smith on
The Fourth of JuIv

Dis mornin'. Jimmie. when I opened
me peppers, de sun wus shinin' thru
me winder an de kids outside WIS
shootin' firecrackers an yellin' 'nough
tn drown de SCUM NV de trolly cars.
an me layin' dere forgettin' dat it's
de Fourth Nv July!
1 tells yu, Jimmie, me heart les
swelled wild pride cause 1 wus uh
UhmeHsAn an when 1 goes down tu
de square an hears de brass ban.
uhplayin', me spirits wus carried II, de
skies an 1 lifts me hat widout thipkin'
at de good oil stars an stripes.
Great. Jimnlei Great amt big enouf
for de feelinl
likes tu Sc patriotism, Jimmie, its
uh great thing, but mos Nv de time its
nuttn' but mockery!
1t makes me heart sick tu see desc
heary-eyed polerticians, an graftin
senueers an lynn an cheatfn' business
men git up on de platform an make
uh speach bout de Fourth Nv July.
Dey tell how 1t swells deIr hearts an
how dey respect de OF flag, an de mex
day, deyn spen' uh hundred dollars tn
cheat de government out NV fifty cents,
an even so low as uh two-cent STAMP.
1 tells yu, Jimmie, de real patriots
Nv de country is de kids. fur dey don't
have no graftin' interests tn look after
an DER praise Gums from deir heartsl
The Washington times., 1911-07-04

for an understudy. and Laura Shoony
floats along. Shes got voice, face,
waist ana shins. all tust as the doctor
ordered Why. she could sing rings
around Flossie with her throat cut
Flossie knew that Laura was there
and tried mighty hard not TO give hsf
a chance. She sat right on the lob
untfl a night or two ago, when the
Holsters and laugh liquid didn't sit
well and she just couldn't 60 on.
Laura Gets q Chance
Laura gets a chance to go on. and
say, I know myself that she knows
every song In the operetta backwards
and was letter perfect, but 'heigh no,
alasi She falls down somethin' ter
ribleL Couldn't get with orchestra
on a single song. Never struck the
key once"
What was the trouble" asked the
8. S. Y.
We'll, the manager don't know a,
but Flossie married the musical dtrec-
tor. and he saved Flossie's bacon BY
transposing the orchestra scorA"
The Washington times., 1911-07-04
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

5 Pop and ma and me went to the
4 Ghoar last Sundey.
Thares nuthing so. inviggerating as
q swim 'in the see. sed pop, in the
trane.
wy you cant swim a stroak, sed ma
. Well. wat of it, sed pa. Does that
prove thares enything moar Invig-
. geratfng than a swim in the see.
Retort Feminine
Don't tawk silly, sed ma
Is that part of yure argumint or
Jest an expreshun of opinyun, sed
pop. 1 repeet that thares nuthing so
inviggerating as a swim in the see
and don't see how the fackt that I
cant. swim a stroak has enything to
do with the kase, he sed.
Have IT yure own way, sed ma, whicn
is wat ma ses to pop wen she can't
think OF eny othir anser.
Enyhow, We got to the shoar, and
pop gave the batheing SCOT man muny,
and we eetch got a batheing SCOT. ony
not to keap, but ony to ware in the
wattirt till he vantid them back agen.
Wen ma and pop saw eetch othir on
the sand they both startid laffing at
eetch othfr, until pop saw that ma was
Iafhng and ma saw that pop was laf-
6nE,. and they both stopped. and asked
vatsthe othir one was laffing about.
The Washington times., 1911-07-04

You look so funny. sed pop. You
must have gave an imitashun of a fat
womin wen you got yure SCOT. he sed,
bekaus that's the kind of a SCOT they
gave you. Hshai
Well, wen 1t comes to looking funny,
sed ma, If looked as funny as you /
woodent dare TO tawK about enybody
else. Those red stripes makes you look
like a barbir's pole after the paint has
ran, she sed.
. Do I look so funny, sed pop.
A Skream
Yure a skream, sed ma. Do you reely
meen that 1 look so funy. she sed.
Well, sed pop, If I'm skream, thares
no werd. in the Ingltsh langwidge that
wood do you jestice, unless its explo-
shun.
Then I'm going rite back and take IL
off agen, sed ma. meening the SCOT. And
pop sed, I'm with you, no skream for
mine, come along Sammy.
G. 1 sed, jest bekaus you both look
funny, I don't see wy haff to go back
befoar I've bin. in the wattiE
Thares other things at the shoar be-
sides the see. sed pop, and the man got
his scots back agen awl dry jest like
we got them on akkount OF ma and pop
both looking funny.
The Washington times., 1911-07-04
SKB HOLDS IT UP TO THE
GIRL WHO POKES

the disquieting consciousness that you
attend to that no one else has.
The policeman, worried by the respon-
sib1lity OF directing the TRAFFIC, shoves
you gently in the back TO get you to
locomote at a pace which WIZ permit
the string OF street cars an6 automo-
biles to get ahead. You never seen to
realize that anybody has TO get any
where quickly. You adapt the time
schedule Of the universe to your poky
preferences.
And thre's certain to be this about
you, yos are as slow, as weakly
wobbling In your ideas as you are in
your walking. Do you know that its
one OF the signs Of mental deficiency
not to be able to put your feet down
firmly and operate your legs quickly
and with precsion7 Yes, It is And
you have never appreciated the fact
that you are not as quick in mind
as you might be. But you can count
on It that others have.
Need For Speed
Maybe am not fully informed, but
can afford to poke. That Is on a Sc
cluded path when the moonlight fil-
ters in silver arabesques on the
ground. Every tiny leaf casts the
ghosts. of its own tender shadow
down. And the man beside you
watches the little ghosts fly softly
across the curves of your warm
cheeks and seek themselves in the
velvet depth OF your-of YOUR
eyes, almost said. But mol The time
Of the moonlight walk never comes
for you. You poke too much. No
man cares 70 saunter slowly with q
girl who NEVER DOES ANYTHING
ELSE He wants to take that walk
with one VINO knows how to step
lively" when there u a need for speed