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Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1911-02-02
Alsinlieb
%. SeSember 1910.

@ertbe Gursta YOlt!
IS lit mobl I6ou cine siemlt6e 3eit,
oa id Die lebte &Orreponbens na6 @us
reta ein9eianot Gabe, oenno6 wil it
es ni6t unterlaIlen ettuas eiuSuienoen.
S6nee baben mir nod teinen. gei
uns fiel nod nibt einmal elm &arren
ooa. Gts batten ptr aud nod weuis.
Sei uns iiebt's fait 9eraoe 10 aus pts
IN Der beiBen Gone.
9ie @interiaat lit mobl lpdt 6inaus=
geiGet pOroen; aber ndbreno oes par=
men @inters bot iie idon srObe Sort
ihritte inl Wadien semadt. @enn
Der liebe @ott seoeiben ldBt, 10 biirfen
mir tuieoer auf cine quite @eiSenernts
bofsn.
Sei uns berriden iebt Oeridisoene
Srantbeiten. Nn oieien 2eioeu iino
i6on piele eeitorben. Die sefdbrlid=
item aranfbeiten iino: 5ppbus, s6ar=
lad, 9ipbt6eritis uno anoere.
IS itarben tiirsli6: Soiepb 9au=
mann (alt), Sebaltian S1nurr (alD,
Sebaftian @Iea (iuns) l6 Sabre alt.
Srei Sage por bem Sooe mar er nod
in Der @entralihule. Ser Ma9oalena
&lein (@ittpe bon @re9.) itarben stpei
Gnaben auf einmal.
Sen 26. Sesember, am beilissn Ste
fanustag, 9lbenos um 5 llbr, batten
uniere 9orfidultinoer einen @briit=
baum. Sort puroen peri6ieoene
iaOne @eoi6te pOrsetrasen; beionoers
i9on mar oas &rippenipiel. 9lber ems
bat mir nt6t sefallen, oenn beim Spiel
mar feline Sronung. giidt einmal,
oaB man einen dlteiten bate bOren tOu=
men; rubis oOer itia! 9Ort mar Elm
@eoranae. Ser S6uloiener, Der on
Der 5biirs iteben io0ts, ltano am erlten
9lab sans pornen. gDenn elm Sdul3e
Ooer ionlt Elm anseiebener Waan lam
mics er i'm Suriit.
Sbeurer 8ruoer 8inSens @olf !
Yttte Itide mir Deiue rteue WDrelie.
9itte, fab bod aud etuas in oer Gureta
9of BON Dir HOren. 9lntOn &raft, ou
ebenfaas.
8ruBe ale 8ermanote unb Setannte.
@riiBe aud ben Serrn &eoatteur uno
Serauseeber Der @ureta Yoit.
@uni9e allen elm seiesnetes, frOb=
li6es neues Sabr! Proiit 1911!
Mi6ael @olf.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1911-02-02
@resnwag, 2. ..
%. SSanuar 1911.

Zo. Sanuar 1911.
8a i6 aud Elm 2eier oieier geiddB=
ten 3eitung bin uno es mid ieoesmal
ireut wenn oieisr @ait 3u mir ins Saus
tommt uno piele Neuisteiten aus alien
@eltsesenben brinst, 10 mO6te i6 bod
audi paar 3eilen an oieies pertbe Slatt
beri6ten. 98iinide benz Serausseber
piele neue abonnsnten uno Der Sarmer
m69te bod ni6t peridumen oieie 3ei=
tune in ieinem Sauie balten.
8as 8etter 1T isbt pieoer lobens=
wsrtb, bas gisb iu6t iid auf Der prd-
rie bas nOtbise Sutter, pel6es ia bon
aroBem gtuben lit uno bic Seuidober
ettpas Rube baben. Seute Wloraen
ihneite es baB man beinabe Die Sdo=
bern ni6t iebsit tonnte, aber IN eirem
9lusenblid bat ss iid wieoer gednoert.
SO TIT nur gut OaB Die Meniden oas
Wetter nidt in ben Sdnoen baben, o
ps5, bann mdre es 9efeblt.
Sier in unierer llmgeseno bort man
bie uno oa bic Sodseitssloden lduten.
giner Namens Sailer BON 8len llllin,
q. D., p.ilte bier bel gerpanoten uno
bsiu9te aud sloam u. aub; bel oieier
8elsseubeit belt sr aud llmi6au nod
elmer beiieren gbsbdlfte. 8edt 10, nidt
per3agt, INNER gorudrts!
Mit @ruB on ale 2eier Der polt
sei6net Gbriit Sdepp.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1911-02-02
9osmsr, 2. =.
27. Sanuar 1911.


Wertbe pof. SD mO4te audi tpieoer
non meiner 8egeno etiuas i6reiben,
neil in Der alten Seimatb bic gsridte
10 serne seleien tperoen. Seoer Mil
Diiien nie es IN amerita sebt uno 10
pill id periuden gud ettpas mitsutbei=
len.
8ie @ebriioer &eim unp s. Sdan-
senbad iino bier wieoer sliidlid anse-
tommen. Sobann aeim reoete ihon
nit ieiner 6rau ais er nod sar nidi
oabeim mar. Gr mar 10 etpa 60 Mei'
len entiernt als er nit ihr iprah, UNI
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1911-02-02

[glnmertun9 oes 3eoatteurs.l SH
geipreduns Der Saplisbt Saloons
8orla9e iagt unier Correspondent, bar
mdbreno Der gertasuus Der 2esislatur
Die Mitglieoer oerielben ausiinoig mah-
ten, OaB oieie gOrlaae siinitis betrad=
tet miro. 8ieie glniidt i6ien AUDI oas
6aus unierer 2eeislatur su baben, ais
es oas @eieB, nit elmer 9 llbr Shlis.
Bunssitunoe uno Der vIOtbfall -alau-
iel perieben, am 9ienltas NIT 70 Su "a
Stimmen paiiierte. Der geriud, ein
9ocal= Options -9lmenoement Der 8orlaae
beisufiisen, sins nit rs 3u % Stim-
men perloren. 9isies @eisb bat ieooth
INNER nod ben Senat 3u pailieren,
uno mas bort NIT oemielben geiheben
mag lit pure WutbmaBung. llnlere
perionlide anii6t lit, oaB, iolange oie
8unoesreeieruns Die Seritellung uno
ben 0ertauf bon SpirituOien aller slrt
erlaubt uno seieblid beidiibt, iOllten
aud bic ein3elien Staaien nur iolde
8eiebe besiislid oerielben erlaiien Die
redt uno bilis iino. Wir iino Der
aniidt, oaB bic iebt beitebenoen @eieBe
CUR Reseluns oes Getrdntebanoels be-
rsits idarf senus iino, Obne nod Den
5aloonmirtben mebrere Stunoen ibrer
3eit ab;uSmaden In pel6en es ibneit
aeieblid erlautt 1T ibr @eIddft su be-
treiben. Solte Die Neunabr=Sdlie-
Bunas-M -Mabresel ie su @eieb erhoben
iperoen, 10 miro bieielbe seraoe 10
idnooe bebanoelt uno iibertreten aIs
pas, iebise tins-8eieB, uno
lit nur oasu seeisnet bic ben @eieben
ihuloise slttuns uno Den Reipett Dor
oenielbsn su idmdIern.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1911-02-02

gerileeno betrahtet iperoen fOnnen UNI
oas 8eieB ppr ieoem llmltoB in ben @e-
ribteu su tepatren. Infer altes GeieB
muroe als untpnltitutionell ertldrt. oa
es nit Dem spiidenitaatlide in
Gonflitt 9erietb.
Sine Gorlage, bon ben Serren Wtil.
lett unb &err ausaearbeitet, miiroe cine
Gmpanoerun9ss sSommiilion su Stanoe
bringen beitebeno aus benz @ouperneur,
Dem StaatsletretGr uno Staats=gluois
tor, ipelhe nod suei Burger ais Mit4
9lieoer su ernennen babsn. Sieie 6om.
milton eruennt bann ben ioeenannteu
Publicitps8ommiiidr, uno bat oeiien
Sbdtigteit su iibermaden. Sine 8e-
millisuna bierSn 1T nidt beuamt, bod
puroe oieies bengemillisunaen fir all-
eemeine 3tpede iiberlallen.
Sie SIienbutb uno Bruce v8ooo
Rpaos =8prlage miro pom &omite in
pereinter 6orm unterbreitet iperoen.
Serr SKenbutb iaet. oaB beioe gorla-
gen ieBt iebr uerltdrtt iino. Gas @eieB
lit oblisatoriid aemadt falls es ni6t
bon elmer Mebrbeit suriidaeuieien iuiro
wel6e iib bel elmer Wabl baeesen err
s,art. Sieie abitinimuns tann ourd
cine petition bon 10 prO3ent Der
Stimmseber i'm gountp perlanat ipera
ben.
Sas Moltereis@eieB, fpel6es bon ben
Siio=Safota 8uttermabern IN ben
goroereruno seihoben tuuroe, pailierte
ben Senat. Sieie 8orlase mar BON
Serrn Nnoerion pon Slap Gountp eina
oerei6t.
Sie 6rauenliimmre6ts 8orlage,
ipelbe allen iol6en Srauen oas Stimma
re1t perleibt Die @runoei9entbum be-
liben ertpirbt iid piele '6reuioe unO
miro iuabrl1einlib bonn Gonite fir
Yripilegien unb Wablen gitnltig eins
beridtet iperoen.
@anoD's 0orlage, tpona1 Der Staat
Is Gents bon ieoer Sonne Goblen err
balten ioll tuel6e auf Staatslano ge-
aroben iperoel, iullroe oiele Mofe ein-
eereiht
Die gertins.8 .8orlage bejiiglit gDaf-
ierredte paiiierte ben Senat obne gBt-
oerfpruh.
Serr 8ufiington bon @rsgorp 9ouii=
tp bat cine 8orlase sur 8eileguns Der
iogenannten GountpsSib= Streitigteis
ten. glle betbeiliete Stdote tonnsn bel
berielben Wabl oariiber abitimmen.
9iejenigen sluei Stdote lpelhe bann bic
gr0Bte Stimmensabl erbalten, baben
oann tpieberum bur1 Nbltimmlin9 BET
Der speiten @abl iiber lia ielbit 81
gs lit iosuiagen cine @n-
wenoung bes primdrmabl.8eiebes
Der Staats-G Gonierpations=G onereB,
welder oieie Wohe bier absebalten
wuroe, mar elm our6i6laeenoer grfolg.
Die Stdote 6uron, Mithell uno Siour
Sails betperben iid oarum Die ndhlts
idbriee geriammlune oes @ongrelies
Su erbalten.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23

For 35c yor. can get a wholesome home cooked meal ct the New Home Restaurant Jtb Ave, just off of
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23

Read the display advertisements of the local merchants and then go to them and buy your goods, Keep the money at home. help local stores to become better and bigger establish ments, Those mail order houses don't spend any money here: they didn't give anything to the Fourth oi July finance oommittee if you are a little short oi money on the First of the month they won't give you any credit The golden rule ap- plies in business as well as in the other walks Of life You help the merchant and be'u help you,
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
H. B. LeFeyre,

AIl the news in tba Daily Alasksn.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
Tho Psrsimist.

no EGaalllNlaAs old Ton Traverse, gray and cranky, Wouldn't smile if he were paid. Finding fault his occupation, Ills amusement and his trade, No one did a thing Co please him, All day long he had tho blues Wasn't that a disposition
 That a man would want to lose1 Didn't ike the way the neighbors Moved tho grass or cut thelr hair. IT he did a man a favor
 Growled about it as @ bear; Never tried to make excuses For the person who was down. Always knew the man would only Be a burden on the town. Didn't Ike the way the people Voted on election day, Nor could he abide roformers Who had worked the other way; Didn't like the way the women Wore their gowns or combed their hair Had no use for politicians Not a one was on the squaro- So he fused around and Erumbled Without method. without end, And you may be very certain That he didn't have a friend, Such a lovely disposition, But it's one that I would hate 10 observe my little children Break their banks Co Initiate,
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
KING GEORGE AND THE WEEK
 END."

The general opinion of King Georg, of England is that he is an amiable. weIEmeaning man but practically a noDeniy in the affairs of his country, owing to limitations of tenn. peTamens and ability. It is possible that this conception of him may have to be revived before long.
 The information comes from Eng land that che king is desirous of bringing about a change in a no less difficult thing to alter than the Brit lsh scheme of living. When travel ing about the world as Prince of Wales he noticed that the countries which were most prosperous and pro gressve devoted long hours to busi- ness and had comparatively few boIi- days.
 None knows better than he the amount of time given by the English, especially those who have the dir ecttou of its commercial and indus trial affairs, to recreation. The  weekend" brings business tc a standsuH in London and all the o,a- CT large British cities on Friday night, not to be resumed until the following Tuesday. Then it is not unusual for many business men to take another day or two in the week to participate in or witness outdoor sports. And the hours of dining in the evening and beginning business in the morning are very late, judged by American standards.
 Americans are accused of giving too much of their time, strength and vitality to business. There is some justice in that criticism. though the conditions in this respect are chang ing for the better. But it would seem that England has gone too far tbe other way for it's material welfare Too much play is worse than not enough. King George shows that he possesses sound sense in perceiv. ing that fact in its relation to his country
 The King of England is not in a position to exert powerful inGlu- ence in affairs o5 state unless he shows his ministers that he is their equal in ability to handle such prob lens and their views do not clash but in social affairs his example and rulings are aI-powerful. There can be little doubt that if King George sets out seriously and tactfully to bring about the change he desires he will be in large measure successful Exchange.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23

Admitted co PocoRd olsss mall matter July 6, 1898. at the Postotfice
 at sAagWay. Alaska.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23

Advertising rates on application.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
GRAND REDUCTION OF STOCK
 SALE

The Pack Traln ia nov ceiling a hlr lot oG Cood Gooaa et reduced pricea as they are setting teo oso lo hold and seu st a profit KeuEa,
 sr Herman Grimm
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23

Copy for change of adverdsment must be iR by l o'clock ?. m. to in Esrs insertion same day.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23

A fino mud temperance drink is the pure wholesome beer made from the sparkling waters of Tumwster Falls. and the very best barley malt with just the right proportion of choicest grown hops. Brewed as 0n- ly the Olympia Brewing company can brew. For sale st the Beard of Trad
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
FIRE sALEI FIRE SALE
WOOD TO BURN

WOOD TO BURN Good Dry Planking Tor Summer use,
 Special price this month
 &2,OO PER RICK. See-H ERE R-phone The Table dHote dinner at the PuIeD House is better than ever Why dont you try it. You are vel come.
 location no .ces, placer and quartz for sale by the Daily Alaskan. u
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
SMOKERS ATTENTION.
W. W. Boughtou has taken Che agency for the justly famous
 EL TNFuNITO CLEAR
 HAVANA CIGARS
HAVANA CIGARS.

5000 just received from the fac ( " at Tampa, Fla, IT you want the best don't fau to give these goods @ t1ial.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
2 # 6 q # +##R e D - e z SKlGHlY WEATHER REPORT <
4t44+**+####44

Results Of the observation taken st Moore's Wharf at midnight, June 9. l9I is as follows
 Temperature time observat'u 5I above Max, temp. preceding % h0urs s2 above Min. 47 above Mean sil above Barometer % 90 Cloudy and Calm
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
NOTICE OF HEARING FINAL
 ACCOUNT.

The Administrator of the Estate of Thomas Kendrick, deceased, hay ing on the 3ls: day of May, 1911, fed his final account in the Court ot the Commissioner for the District Of Alaska. Division No. ], sitting in Probate at Skagway Precinct before Martin Conway, Esq, Commissioner and ex oSficIo Probate Judge, this therefore is rotce that such Com missioner has ordered that Tuesday. august I, 1911, at o'clock in the afternoon, at lis office in the Court Eouse in said precinct re the time and place fo, -he hearing Of said ac- cccnt All I.arties at interest are hereby notified to be there present ana show cause why the prayers in .sucb petition set forth he not grant ed.
 II. B. LeFevre,
 Superseding Administrator First publication June 1, 1911 Last publication June p. 1911.
 All the news in t5e Daily Alaskan.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-06-23
MOORE'S MHRRR co.

Terminus w. P. & '. Route dSteamersArrive and DepartFrom ThsDock
 REGULATIONS istO Warehouses opsa for delivery meohanise from to D. Perishable- ONLY delivered o1s Sunday night tht OubOund accompanied by SHIPPERS MANIFEST paPes be obtained at the U S toms oEaoe) and must be No freight will be received on after this hOVr BAGGAGE-Fous will be collected CHECKED BAGGAGE ONLY No charge for bags and grips when unchecked The wharf gate will be closed public is nearing dock and win be opened only psssengers disembarked yy1aaee Tariff Can be had on application at dock D o Box IFS E. l. SHAW
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-14

ity. I have arrived with consultations.
Cease To- paov have been Speaker
continuously for 100 years, and I speak
from that slight experience. am the
greatest eX.KlnE outside of Portugal.
When moved my cigar sidewlse 1f
pennsylvania congressman tainted
from excitement When ! moved my
cigar upward a Eli was passed If
my cigar exidentally tilted downwards,
that Bill was slain. Thusly the time
passed-and what got out Of it2'
No reply from Hon Champ Meth
er from me or Nogi.
what I got out of it?" revoke Hon.
Cannon. Answer is, Calamatous Epi-
taphs. When ever Hon Tariff went up
while being revised downwards every
body holla, Joe Uncle done it, / was
blamed by Peace Societies for making
battleships so big, by Secretaries of
War for keeping them so small. If
brides was given in Texas or Cost of
Living made insulting behavior in
Maine, all whoop, 'Jo-Uncle done it,
If a Congressman remembered his
Trust but forgot his Constituents,
what he say when be go homeP Jo-U
Gle done it, Therefore l was the es-
cape goat for whatever war. And Of
tenly, while / sat on my goldy throne
with my feet on a Progressive Repub-
lican and the Constitution under my
royal thumbs, oftenly ! thought, How
much more loving and comfortable it
would be if I was merely dummy
Speaker, doing nothing and never get
ting blamed for what l didn't do, a
lovely statue work of art and a Man
who could be respected for his dummy
qualities of heart and mind Power,
young son, is like any other variety of
dynamite. It sounds splendid when it
goes off, but the Man who has to carry
it fels safer when he let it down softly
in load of hay and goes elsewhere
for a smoke"
So I leave them Speakers weeping
on cath others collars and saying
poetry like Keats enjoying toothache
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
HASHIMURA TOGO.
Washington Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-14
THE WICKED MAJORITY.

Miss Lillian Tod, the first woman TO
invent an aeroplane, was asked in an
interview in New York to what she
attributed her success.
Success in aeronautics, as in most
things" said Miss Tod, is achieved
by patience and faith in ones self.
Now, had I been a pessimist-"
Miss Tod smiled.
'Pessimists like my friends garden
err on Long Island" she continued,
would not accomplish much in work
like mine. This man was raking
leaves off the lawn one fall day, when
a neighbor, passing by, inquired of
him:
Where's the gardener who used
to work here?'
"Dead, sir, was the reply.
"Dead! said the astonished neigh
Dor. Then, musing, he added; Join
ed the great majority, eh?'
ooh, sir the gardener interrupted
in a shocked voice. L wouldn't like
to say that He was good enough
man as far as know. :"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-14
FRANK WORTHING
DIES SUDDENLY

The following refers to a we'll
known American actor who was here
with the Frawley company some years
ago:
DETROIT, (Mich), December 27.-
Frank Worthing, the leading man for
Grace George, who is playing here this
week in Sauce for the Goose" drop
ped to the floor as he stepped on the
stage at the Garrick Theater for the
opening of the first act tonight and
was dead in twenty minutes. Hemor-
rhage of the lungs was the cause. A
physician was hurriedly summoned,
but could do nothing to relieve the suf-
ferer, who did not regain conscious
ness.
The orchestra was playing and the
curtain was just about to go up. AS
soon as it was known that the attack
was serious the audience was dismiss
ed. Whether the engagement will be
cancelled was not known tonight at
the theater.
Mr. Worthing had been with the COM
pany only seven weeks, though he had
been with Grace George in other COM
panies An occurrence similar to the
one tonight took place at the Detroit
Opera house about two years ago and
almost proved fatal. He was with
Grace George then, and tainted during
performance. He was carried from
the stage and revived, but an under
study took his part.
Worthing has suffered for many
years with consumption and has been
very weak. He played last night, the
opening night here, and the strain told
heavily on him. Tonight he was urged
by Miss George not to try to go on
but he, insisted that he was strong
enough. 1t was the first appearance
of the company in two weeks.
The body probably will be shipped
to New York.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-14

You must be neither firm nor cross
And strength you must not show
You mustn't be horrid boss.
Like horrid Uncle 10.
Your nerve must turn from iron to
wood;
For it's the Peepul's word
That cutey little Speakers should
BE seen but seldom Heard"
This Mussourian Milton pull his
1hos. jefferson necktie.
. And yet 1t Will be pleasant to sit
on this high DESK / commune with
Christian Science voice
Hon. Clark reply Following:
A photograph that cannot sing,
An aeroplane that cannot fly,
A monarchy without a king.
A Georgia julip that is dry,
An Aldrich vote in Wichita,
A Dreadnaught ship without a gun,
A fur-lned coat in Panama,
A Roosevelt portrait in the Sun.
Thus useless must l also be,
Though hedgod with majesty
about,
While Both Sides poke their thumbs
at me
The Speaker with his tongue cut
out"
Hon. Champ Clark set gloomly
backward with his feet elated on the
lack of a chTr
hon. Jo-Uncle Cannon have had a
long and variagated experience in this
Speaking job" 1 explain. what do
he say to you for good advice?"
Hon. Champ answer thusly:
20 family would l ask advice from
that there Grand Old Pluto Cat,
But how can black Republican give
comfort to a Democrat?"
eve shall fix. it for you" say me
G. Nogi together like chorus girls. So
we depart away to Jo-Uncle Office in
Capitol Bldg.
Distinguishing ourselves to look like
Forest Rangers, we make knock knock
to door.
Come inwards!" holla Jo-UnculaI
voice. We find this great Danvillia1
looking at us with home made eye
brows.
"Hon Jo- Uncle" we clasp "that
Champ Clark man is entirely i'll will
poetical sickness"
Young Congressmens is often tool
thusly," he corrode.
"This Clark boy ask you in name
of Red Cross Society, to come to hi
residence and give him advice which
will save his life"
my old age shall be devoted t.
charitable deeds" snuggest Jo-Uncl
pulling on his shoes. Next moment
I'VE was shooting through Washington
in $4,000 Government automobile.
Hon Jo- Uncle took sofa next b,
Hon Champ Clark.
Young man." he commence, "wha
species of agony seems to ruffle you
smooth stomack?"
Hon. Clark answer with this sins
song:
Dear Sir, they've chosen me to Dos
the Democratic mules,
But how can one be ruleri pray, VIII
cannot made the Rules?
You with a mighty Hand of Iron bray
ed the Insurgents rush;
But now by Fate 1 am constrained t
WELD the Hand of Mush.
o what can be more pitiful in earth o
sea or air
Than an Automatic Gavil in the goo
old Speakers Chair?"
my infant son." say Hon. Jo-Uncl
l eating fatherly cigars, you are sor
rowful because, when you becom
Speaker, you will have no responsible
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-01-14

Hon. Gavil a yall, MIR Hobson has
the noor!" II cwas rohoarsing
we wish YOU bright morning, Mr..
Speaker" We acknowledge.
Hon. Clark brush back his hand
some ears and declare unsteady:
Togo and Nogi, how dye? | cor
daily salute you
May Fate upon the road of JOY for
evermore commute YOU
We thank him for this symmetrical
thought.
20 hon. Speaker" I corrode I'VE
have arrived here today for ask you
one reply. Since Hon. Democrats has
landslid all over America you have
not been the same as formerly. Once
you was the Merry Minstrel from
Missouri Now you are the SCUM
Screech o wlof the Session. Since
you was picked for speaker you have
forgot to smile You act lillt Nor
mon bridegroom-app by so much
happiness coming all at once. You
are nervus and fidgitated. l ask to
know, what peev are you enjoying in
your secretive heart?'
Hon Champ Cfarf made angular
sigh with lungs and reply by follow
ing rhythm,
i've ever worn my orifamme like
Henry Of Navarro;
Eut when I took the Speakership they
told me I'd be Car.
They said I'd sit
With flashing eye
Declaring Nit!
In accents high.
With gavil loud
The desk I'd pound
And quell the crowd
Who sat"
Hon. Champ stop slightly to swal-
low a sob and a drink of water.
You have fine poetical magma
ton" | collapsed.
Hon. Champ drop small tear and
continue EDWARDS:
Il thought indeed.
I had a cinch.
The strong I'd bleed.
The weak I'd pinch.
! thought that could make the
Rules;
That anti-rooms and vestibules
Would be with my Committees pack.
ed,
That slaves would eat my slightest
Crumb,
And if raised or lowered my thumb
The House immejutely would act.
And if a Member wished to vote,
Or pass law or pass a note,
Or rise and tell and anecodte,
: Or change the buttons on his coat,
} Or from the Dingley Tariff quote,
5 Or make of any Trust a goat,
' Or split a hair or pluck a mote,
Or ride New Nationalism's boat,
| Or raise his hand, or clear his throat
] thought with glee,
How nice tWould be
He'd have to get Permit from me!
> Hon. Champ cover his eyebrow
l with his cuff. He wep.
81 Did you find it otherwise iron
this?" | argue.
r Hon. Champ Clark thusly reply will
J horse voice:
7 ALIAS! How Fate our Hope doth nil
2 With fingers sharp and cold!
: They offered me the Speakership
S Upon a plate of gold.
. They said, This gift we do submit
r o Hero of the Hour,
e Although you cannot draw from it
h The very slightest power.
f If you accept this token high
e Expressing our esteem,
You must be henceforth meek an
= shy,
h Averse to calcium's CLEAN.