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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Is it possible TO nourish strengthen and Re
build the Brain by Food?
Every man who thinks up part Of the
brain each day. Why don't 1t all disappear
and leave an empty skull in say a month of
brain work? Because the man rebuids each
day.
II he builds a little less than he destroys,
brain flag and nervous prostration result sure
If he builds back little each day, the
brain Crews stronger and more capable That
also is sure. Where does man get the material
to rebuild his brain? Is 1t from air sky or the
ice OF the Arctic sea? When you come to
think abcut it, the rebuilding material must
be IN the food and drink.
Tha, also is sure
Are tina train rebuilding materials found in
all food7 III good variety but not in suitable
preportiox, IN all
To illuhtrs tie: we know bones are made large
iy OF line and magnesa taken from food;
therefore &c make healthy bone structure We
must have sood containing these things. We
would hardly feed only sugar and fat to make
healthy bons structure in a growing child.
Likewise Il We would feed in skillful man
ner TO insure getting what the brain requires
for strength and rebuilding we must first know
what the brain is composed Of and then select
some articae or articles there are more than
one) that contain these elements.
Analysis OF brain by an unreasonable
authority, Geoghegan. shows Of Mineral Salts,
Phosphorc Acid and Potash combined (Phos-
plate of Potash 2s1 per cent Of the total,
5.33 OF all mineral Salts
This is over one-haIf
Beaunis. another authority, shows ~Phcs-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

II would be futile to deny the grsv-
ity of the iandslides along the Gull
ebra cut. Utterly stupid. on the 9th
err hand. 1t would be to overrate their
Importance The descent of five hun
bred and fifty thousand cubic yards
Of loose earth recently was an i'm
pressive disaster. but the current Is
sue of the Canal Record states that
this slide, added to those which have
occurred since last July. does not ex-
coed the total of 6.10%. 900 cubic yards
allowed for Slides in the central d.
vision in the revised estimates made
at that time, nor win the added ex-
cavation increase the estimate OF cost
of excavation in the central division
made In October, 1908.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

The savings bank figures OF the
Comptroller OF the Currency are i'm
pressive In their aggregate; they are
less tiattering to national thrift and
prosperity when analysed than Is cas-
lily assumed from casual glance at
their totals. says the Philadelphia Re-
view. On the other hand. the comp
troller's figures relate only to the in-
situations that bear the name of saw
ings banks, while there are several
other classes of institutions that do
the same sort OF business. and the
savings of the people are far greater
than the deposits reported by the saw
ings banks alone The comptroller re-
ports an increase In the past fiscal
year of $4,000 In the number OF de-
positors. and aggregate deposits Of
something over $4,000. 100000. an in
crease of rather more than $300000,-
900 during the year. The average de-
post per capita increased during the
year from 1920 to $445. but 3 per cent.
interest on the sum due depositors
year ago would account for half of
this gain: the small remainder is the
excess Of deposits over Withdrawals.
Roughly speaking. the depositors
gain about 3 per cent. year by in.
terest and 3 per cent. by deposits in
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
A scENTLEss NATION.

The department OF agriculture has
recently called attention to the back
wardness of this country as a produc-
er OF the particular kind OF crops that
so to the making of perfumes. says
the Washington Post Swift in the
development of other industries, we
have been extremely neglectful OF our
opportunities in this particular, since.
1t Is claimed. we can raise in one
part of the United States or another
all Of the plants needful for an innum-
cradle variety of sweet odors. from
ylang-ylang to altar or roses. This
Information doubtless is intended to
serve as a timely spur to our indus
trial and commercial lethargy. And
yet the news fails to carry with 1t a.y
great sense Of shame. 1t is difficult
to assign the reason why the possi-
bilities thus pointed out produce little
or no enthusiasm. yet such Is the
case. 1t must be because the making
of perfumes Is not prominently an
indication OF national vigor or great
ness. Certain 1t is that their univer-
sal use by people Is not a sign OF
virility. Weak and effeminate nations
have been given proverbially to the
use of unguents and ointments,
whereas soap and civilization have
In al AL CO
as we lead In soap, 1t matters little
who manufactures the aromatics. A
good bath is better than much volatile
oils, while civet and musk may Gov
er multitude Of sins. especially those
of omission
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Socially Launched

In his native town Jimmy had al.
ways been most popular with young
and old. but when he was sent away
to boarding school, he was for a time
too homesick to make friends. His
first letter was little more than q
wall.
I'm way behind the other boys in
everything" he wrote, dolefully.
"'Tisn't only studies, but it's gymna-
Stun and banjos and everything. I
don't believe they'll ever have much
use for me-"
But the second letter, written after
q week In the new school, was quite
different In tone.
I'm all right" he write to his
mother. "The boys say they'll teach
me all they know. for they're proud
to have me here. l can stretch my
mouth half an inch wider than any
other boy in school. and my feet are
the longest by a full inch. So you
needn't worry about me any more."-
Youths Companion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Not to be Made Liuht of.

Marie DRESSER is as famous for her
epigrams as she is for her generosity
An actor at the opera houe was re-
calling yesterday one of her justly
famous bits of repartee.
Miss Dressler was inviting her
friends to birthday party.
"Therell be birthday cake, / sup
poser" some one remarked.
Yes, there'l be a cake, never
fear" was the reply.
And candles, of course?" went on
the alleged wit
MY friend" said Miss Dressler
this is to be birthday party not a
torchlight procession" - Rochester
Herald.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

His love had grown cold.

His love had grown cold
"Oh, Harold" she sobbed, when
you married me you said that you
loved every hair on my head"
And Harold. cruel and merciless,
pointed an accusing finger at the
switch and two rats" near the mir.
ror.
Yes" he responded, heartlessly,
but not every hair on your bureau
And lighting his cigar the brute
strobe off to his club
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
A Question of Change.

A story is going the rounds Of q
couple Of young people who attended
church recently. When the collection
was being taken up the young man
commenced fishing In his pocket for
a dime. His face expressed his en-
barrassment as he hoarsely whis-
pered: Il guess haven't a cent,
changed my pants" The young lady,
who had been examining the unknown
regions of wcmans dress for her
purse, turned pink color, and said:
I'm In the same fix"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
A Strange Situation,

"Humor Is a funny thing" said
Binks.
TT ought to be-" said the Philoso
pher.
"Oh. l don't mean that way" said
Binks. Il mean that 1t Is a strange
thing. Now. can't speak French,
but l can always understand a French
joke, and can speak English. but I'm
blest II l can see an English joke"
Most people are," said the Philo-
sopher.
Are what?" said Binks.
"Blest II they can see an English
joke" said the Philosopher. TT is a
sign OF an unusually keen vision
Harper's Weekly.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
IN THE GOOD OLD SUMNER TINE.

Many time this summer you're 60
ing to-bo Just about done out by the
heat--hot, and 30 thirsty it Just seems
nothing could Quench 1t. When such
moments arrive or when you just
want delicious. palate tickling drink
step into the first place you can find
where they sell COCA-COLA. It's de-
hcious, refreshing and completely
thirst-quenching. At soda fountains or
carbonated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send to the COCA-CCLA CO., Atlanta,
Ga. for their free booklet The Truth
About COCA-COLA." Tells what
COCA-cOLA is and why it is 50 deli
cious, cooling and wholesome.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Difficult to Answer

Explaining the happenings of the
sixth day of the creation, Miss Fran
ces Hartz read to her Sabbath school
class: And the Lord God formed man
out of the dust of the ground"
Well" spoke up one kid, that's
nothin' new. Did he put him in the
sun to dry, the way we do our mud
pies?"
Miss Hartz discreetly slurred the
answer and proceeded with her les
son.-Cleveland Leader.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Then phwat's ailin' ye?"
A Poetic Prosecutor.

John Burns, city prosecutor of st.
Paul, was trying to show Judge Fine
bout why some young men ought to
be fined for tearing pickets on the
fence OF Mrs. Joe Goesik. Mr.. Burns
said:
Il know Mike Chicket tore of that
picket, and the lady took offence"
mo lady Is charged with taking a
fence" replied Judge Finehout. land,
besides, this is no place for poetry"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Among the CannibaIs.

In my most successful novel," said
Upton Sinclair, at vegetarian ban.
quet in New York, Il aimed at the
public's heart and hit it, with my beef
talk, in the stomach
was rather like the Bangala mis-.
sionary. who said:
failed, alas, to bring tears to
thoss canhibals' eyes, but at least
made their mouths water"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
His Wurst.

The German proprietor OF Brook
Ign delicatessen store has got far
enough along to pun in English. A
writer in the New York Sun reports
the fact.
Hanging in the window of the little
shop is this advertisement
THE Best You Can Do Is Buy Our
Wurst. Youths Companion
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Ambiouous.

Obliging Shopman 90 lady who has
purchased pound of putter)-Shall
send 1t for you, madam?
Lady-No, thank you. 1t won't be
too heavy for me.
Obliging Shopman-Oh, no, madam,
I'll make it as light as l possibly
can.-Punch.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Prove What Swamp-Root win IN F.

Prove What Swamp Root Win Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. T., for a sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and one-dollar.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

symptoms. To attain
perfect health, you
must keep your filters
right. You can use
no better rem dy
than Doan's Kidney
Pills.
DR.. r. F.. Marshall,
East Oakland, Cal,
says: Il practiced
medicine in Marshall
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

County. Iowa, from 1870 to 1891 and
during that time l became conversant
with the splendid properties of Doan's
Kidney Pills. l prescribed them in
cases OF kidney trouble with excellent
results"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. buffalo. N. Y.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Automobile journals are now look
ing for a $500 four-cylinder car OF
twenty or twenty-five horsepower
this to come in 1915. A car of
Us character now costs about a
pusand dollars. By that time. auto
N0oile dealers believe. there will be
million and a half machines in use.
- 'eople who cross the street will
save 'n'r work cut out
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
HEALTHY KIDNEYS ESSENTIAL
TO PERFECT HEALTH.

When healthy. the kidneys remove
about 800 grains of impure matter
from the blood daily; when unhealthy.
some part OF the impure matter is alb
sorbed, causing various diseases and
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
EinA SchAn1A

Wife-Please match this piece of
silk for me before you come home.
Husband-At the counter where the
sweet little blonde works? The one
with the soulful eyes and
Wife-No You're too tired to shop
for me when your days work is done,
dear. On second thought, ! won't
bother you.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Had His Troubles.

Michael Dolan, an Is it yourself!"
yes: sure 1t is"
We'll, we know thot bletherin spal-
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
That ! do"
He bet me bob to a pint of whis-
KY l couldn't swally an egg without
breakin the shell Nv It,"
An ye did it?''
Il did"
Then phwats ailin' ye?"
It's doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waist coat.
III l jump about I'll break 1t, and
cut me stomach wild the shell, an If
| kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have
a Shanghai rooster scratchin' me in
side"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Over IN Hoboken in a shop frequent
ed by Germans. hangs sign framed
in mournful black, reading thus:
We regret to inform our honored
customers that our good and generous
friend. Mr.. Credit, expired today. He
was noble soul, always willing and
helpful, but has been failing for some
time. May he rest in peace. PAY
CASH."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Johnny Knew.

Now, Johnny" said the Sunday
school superintendent, "can you tell
me what it was that caused the pro
phet Elijah to go up?" "Yeth, thir,"
said Johnny. at wath the Payne tar.
i'll bill. "-fiarper's Weekly.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
To Keep it Neat.

Jack, dear" ueried the fair maid
at teh ball park, why does that
man behind the hitter wear such a
big bib?"
That" explained Jack lis to keep
Ms shirt from getting mussed up
when the ball knocks his teeth out"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

mark OF " and auJuu6o 49, per
son living so idly to the presenter,
to be his slave for two years. The said
slave shall be made to work by beat
ing. claiming or otherwise" says the
London Chronicle. IL convicted
OF running away during this period.
the justices could cause him to be
branded ON the forehead or the cheek
with the letter IS" and then adjudged
to his master as slave forever For
running away second time the pen
atty was death.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
The Difference

The proper study Of man In
man, you know"
Yes, but the proper study of wo.
man IL her clothes"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
The Difference.

He-"ln China fellow never sees
his wife till after they are married"
She-"How strange" In England
us the wife who never sees her hus.
band after they are married-M Ap
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Very Much Attached.

Swenson-Why do you always hear
ship referred to as "she?"
Benson guess it is because she
sometimes becomes very much at
tached to buoy.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Foolish.

Il am going to ask your father
tonight for your hand in marriage"
How dreadfully old fashioned you
are"
Don't ask him; tell him."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
AZ Others See Us.

The Dog-"Funny beings, these hu.
mans are. They teach their children
to walk on their hind feet just like
performing dogs "--Pele NeIe.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Quite Often.

Figg.-Two negatives make an af-
firmative, you know.
Fogg-With woman 1t takes only
one.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

There is still plenty of honey in the
rock for man who has the pa
thence to keep on pegging away until
he gets IT,
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

1t sometimes happens that street
fight reminds married man that
there are other places like home.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

A woman's idea of brave man is
one who isn't afraid to go into a dark
closet in which there may be mouse
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Physician-You pay me $50 down
and $40 a week
Patlent-Sounds a. II were buy.
hg motor car.
4 Physie.aK-NO. ! am
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Even wise man can't tell when
woman's hat is on straight.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
The Riddle.

The Sphinx propounded a puzzle.
why does it always rain the day
you mover she asked.
Herewith the ancients gave it up.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

II you want . thing well done. do
1t yourself.-We
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
Coneiatant.

Doctcr-You are considerably under
weight, sir. What have you been do
ing?
Patient-Nothing. But I'm q retired
grocer, ddc.-Puck.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

When a girl yawns it's up to the
young man to get in the home stretch.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

Worry anxiety fear. hate. ETC., etc. directly
interfere with or stop the flow of Ptyalin, the
digestive Juice of the mouth, and also later
fere with the flow OF the digestive juices Of
stomach and pancreas.
Therefore, the mental state of the individual
has much to do (more than suspected) with
digestion.
Brain is made OF Phosphate Of Potash as
the principal Mineral Salt, added t. albumen
and water.
Grape-Nuts contain that element as more
than one-half of all its mineral salts
healthy brain Is important, II one would
do things In this world
A man who sneers at Mind" sneers At the
best and least understood part of himself
That part which some folks believe links us
to the Infinite.
Mind asks for healthy brain upon which
to act, and Nature has defined q way to make
a healthy brain and renew it day BY day as it
is used up from work of the previous day
Natures way to rebuild is by the use of
food which supplies the things required Brain
rebuilding material Is certainly found In
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09
II You Have Money,

That fellow Gotrox is multimil.
lionaire. He has more money than
brains"
We'll, what does he want with
brains?"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS
in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life. Out-of-door sports on
school park Of IS acres near the Hudsoa
River. Academic Course Primary Class to
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms.
~ 1mp ~ IN vlnua nef11. Avs.ue NJ ls,N g. Val III
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

WnMTEA MEN AND WOMEN to Learn
Barber Trade in Eight Weeks.
Tuition, with set OF tools, $50.
With partial set OF tools $45. With your own
tools x35. Address Moi0r Barber College
10 Commercial Street. Salt Lake City. Utah
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1911-06-09

DkTenTH Fortunes arc made IN pascnts.. Pro
Nh6Wl = tect yourideaA Our a page book freA
Fitzgerald 4 Co. Box X. Washington, ID. c.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-03-01
KENT PLAYERS WIN
FROM LOCAL MEN
Sailors Show Their knowledge
Of Fine Points of
Soccer,

The men from the Kent we're too
much for the local soccer players
yesterday and won out in the game
on Makiki field to the score of six
goals to one.
1t was team work which won for
the visitors, each player welding
himself into an integral part of the
whole team and forgetting anything
about rushing the ball alone
From one to the other and then on
through the goal was the way the
sailors carried the ball yesterday. and
they showed their complete mastery
of the game W the way the sphere
was carried down the field.
1t must be said that the team which
opposed the Britishers was sort of a
pickup affair men playing on it who
had never played together before, al
though they had played the game
with other teams
! Referee Mckenzie of the Kent, after
the game was finished said that the
local men when one handled the ball,
seemed to forget there was any play
er but himself on the field and he
wanted to do it all alone.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-03-01
HOW Pierre BARON MAKES STRONG
men AND women in HIS GYMNASIUM
Assisted BY Bokman Duncan and Miss ulett, the Well
Known Honolulu Instructor Has Large Classes at New
Home On King Street.

a man begins physical instruction il
place of this Kind he is getting
ready to whip someone said Dun.
can. 1--WE don't aim to turn out prize
fighters, but we do aim to put per
son in such shape that medicines ami
physicians will be unknown to him
for a long time to come
at is work which is more inter
esting than anything | know, this
watching man, woman or boy develop
and fill ont under proper instruction
To make the weak strong, correct GER
rect certain abnormal conditions. and
pun the heavy, paunchy man down to
the condition he should be in and
watch all this going on under your
own eyes, is reward for the work
done, certainly"
After looking through the two gym
rooms, both of which were cool on
account of the excellent ventilation
Installed, Professor Baron himself
finished with his pupil and joined the
discussion.
Yes, he has an opinion of Doc Roll
Ter, but that is another story.
II u II
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-03-01
DOTS AND DASHES.

A New York dispatch bears the
news that Packy Mcfarland, the Chi
cago lightweight, and owen Moran,
the Britisher, have agreed upon terms
for match to take place at the Fair
mont Club in New York on the night
of March 14th.
| This will be ten-round affair, no
doubt, and it will have considerable
bearing on the question of the light
weight championship. Moran is very
anxious to box AID Wolgast for the
title, and for that matter it is under
stood that an agreement has been
reached whereby AID and owen will
get together some time in the spring.
Mcfarland is equally ambitious to
sign up with Wolgast, and such being
the case the result of the meeting be-
| tween Nc Farland and Moran will
lprobably determine which lad has a
| better right to match with Wolgast.
NEW YORK-The offer by August
Belmont 10 give several valuable stall
lions to the United States government
as the foundation of national breed
ing bureau is receiving Endorsement at
the hands of prominent horsemen here,
and it is predicted that several other
owners will follow Belmonts lead If
his offer is accepted. According to the
Jockey Club officials, the enterprise
would involve an expenditure of about
100000 year by the government for
the first five years.
Thomas w. Lawson announces that
he will add his $4,000 trotting stallion
Dare Devil (2:O9) to the Belmont gift,
and will also denoate the services of
ten other stations. Lawson's famous
Thunder Cloud was bought by the War
Department for breeding purposes sew
eral years ago, and Is now at a West
ern army post.
At meeting of Trail and Mountain
Club at noon today there was long
discussion of the work to be done
during the present year, The meet