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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16
Made His Position cto,r

An old Pennsylvania German living
In the mountains had n hard three
hours dusty walk to accomplish one
morning, and he rose very early to
make bis start. He had gone but a
little way when he was overtaken by
an automobile, The driver picked up
the old man, and they were at his des-
unation in about twenty minutes.
banks SO much awfully init de ride
II / had known myself to be here AL
ready two hours in front Of de clock
yet | vud be at home fast asleep al,
ready to start unless | knew you vud
not have picked me up since. House.
keeper.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16
An Rutnors .reIo.1t.

There is no surer mark Of genius
than the intuitive insight into charac-
ters and social conditions of which the
author has no personal experience.
What does Ben know of dukesY
asked homely old Isaac Disraeli when
he heard the title of his sons latest
novel. Trollope wrote inimitabIy Of
bishops and deans when he had never
been in a cathedral close In his life.
Young Disraeli wrote so well about
the great ones Of the earth whom he
had never seen that the critics busted
themselves In finding "keys" to "Vi-
Wan Grey" and "The Young Duke
London Saturday Review.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16

Mrs. VIM. Moore is visiting friends
in Portland this week.
Mrs. Joe Vannier is recovering from
an attack of la grippe.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mabrey Jackson are
the parents of baby girl, born Febru-
ary 8th. s.@
Mrs. D. H. Thorne is entertaining
her son, William Warren, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. L. Davis received a
visit from their son. Or. Ammon
Davis, last Saturday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16
A Touch Of Family Life,

When the country youth proposed to
the city girl he received the conven-
tional assurance that she would be his
sister. 1t happened that this youth
had sisters at home and knew exactly
his privileges. SO he kissed her. At
this juncture she availed herself Of the
sisterly right to call out to father that
brother was teasing her. Father re-
sponded in good, muscular earnest.
Then the new brother and sister rela-
tion was dissolved by mutual consent.
--Judge
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16

Mr.. Hope Moncrieff recalls in Lon
dom a curious story Of Lord Hertford.
The one noble taste he had was fer
the collection of pictures, which he is
said to have hung with their faces to
the wall. He once commissioned an
agent TO find him picture which, it
turned out, he had himself bought
three or four years earier
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16
Only That.

II don't know whether l ought to
recognize him here In the city or not.
Our acquaintance at the seashore was
very slight"
you promised to marry him, didn't
youy
"Yes, but that was all."-Louisyille
Courier Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16

"What have you tied that string
around your finger for?"
"My wife's away, and this is to re.
mind me that promised to think of
her every day. ."-Cleveland Leader.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16

pUllreinan-ahd then write an epic
that will 60 laundering down the
ages es,"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1911-02-16

The only failure man ought to fear
is failure In cleavlng to the purpose he
sees to be best.-George Eliot,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Congregational Church Briefs.

Remember that beginning with next
Sunday evening the evening services
will be held at 7:30 instead of Z.
An Easter sermon and special Easter
music next Sunday morning. We in
vite you to our church home to share
the Easter spirit with us.
Goods Attitude Toward Sin" is the
theme for Sunday evening. God hates
sin. Do you? No man has eyer been
successful in life by taking sin into
partnership.
Don't forget that interesting Mis-
sionary program this Thursday after
noon at the home of Mrs. D. |. Wilson.
Prayer meeting at the church tonight.
We are studying the parallels and to-
night will consider the two short para
bles, The Drag Net and the Tares.
SOL were the proceeds of the rum
mage sale. Just another item of sue
cessful work our faithful ladies are &C
complishing for the church. Such items
count MP fast, too. Did you ever stop
to think what the churches would do
without the work of the ladies'?
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Tobacco Notes

Stewart B. Heddles, GAINESVILLE leaf
dealer, was visitor in this market on
Tuesday.
William Mcintosh is making tour
OF the local markets in Pennsylvania
this week and may visit the eastern
centers of trade before his return.
The Eisenlohr warehouse closed the
seasons sorting in this market on Fri
day. Quite portion of the help was
taken over by E. M. Hubbell, who has
started handling small packing.
Tom Burns, an old Edgerton boy who
has been employed on large tobacco
plantation at Quincy, Florida, for a
few years, has been transferred to
Bayamon, Porto Rico, and desires his
Reporter changed to that address.
Dick We'll of New York arrived Fri
day from the Ohio tobacco districts
where he has been assisting in receiv-
ing the Culton & We'll purchases of the
10 crop. We learn that something like
so car loads will be sent to this market
for handling.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Twenty-Five Years Ago.

Geo. Spangler was named marshal
and VIM. Barnes street commissioner
by the new council.
The depot at Orfordville was destroy
ed by fire together with four cars load
ed with tobacco.
Mrs. D. C. Edwards, who does home
baking, has consumed $50 sacks of flour
the past two years, all of one brand.
Seven Clydesdale stations shipped
from Scotland by Galbraith Bros,
GAINESVILLE importers, died on the pass
age that consumed 10 days of rough
weather.
The appointment of John Dave as
postmaster of Edgerton was confirmed
by the senate Monday eight months
after taking possession of the office.
Fred C. Sherman, who has been night
operator at the depot for the past year,
has resigned to accept position with
j. H. Snow on railway survey in the
west.
A walking match took place Satur-
day evening at Stoughton between
Chas. Whitcomb of Edgerton and Nels
Quale. The former attempted to run
10 miles while the latter walked p
miles and failed by half a mile. Whit
combs feet blistered and he was un-
able to make the time expected.
Friday, April 16, 1886.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
GAINESVILLE Merchant Dies Suddenly.

Geo. D. Simpson, one of Evansville s
most popular young business men, died
Thursday afternoon at o'clock. The
news of his death caused universal sor-
row throughout the city, where he had
lived for 35 years. Mr.. Simpson was
taken suddenly i'll Wednesday afternoon
and Immediately went to DR.. Chitten-
denis office, his condition being such
that carriage was called and he was
taken to his home. His condition was
so critical that he never rallied and at
2 o'clock Thursday he passed away,
with his mother and other relatives at
his bedside, the immediate cause of his
death being an internal perforation.
Geo. D. Simpson was born in Canada
43 years ago, and came to GAINESVILLE
when years of age, and from car
rier boy on the Recorder he became
through his shrewdness one of James
ville's most prominent merchants and
business men. No man in GAINESVILLE
gave more of his time to the city than
Mr.. Simpson, and his purse was always
ready when subscriptions were asked
for the city's interests.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Old Friends Meet the KiIlams.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Shoemaker en-
tertained on Saturday evening at their
home in the town of GAINESVILLE in honor
of Mr.. and Mrs. K. Killam of Bovina,
Texas, former residents of that vicin-
ity. Eighteen guests were present, old
friends and former neighbors of Mr..
and Mrs. KHAN. A delicious repast
was served and most delightful even
ing followed. The guests: Mr.. and
Mrs. Elmer Langworthy of Edgerton,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. j. Callison of James
vile, Mr.. and Mrs. II. w. Peabody.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Davis, Mr.. and
Mrs. Waite Wright and William Shoe
maker.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Federation Meeting.

Wisconsin First District Federation
of Women's Clubs will hold its 9th an
nual convention at Milton Junction,
Wednesday, April 26, 1911. Mrs. Will
liam H. Crosby, state president, of Ra-
cine; Mrs. C. B. Gudden, vice president
of Political Equity League, of Osh-
kosh; Mrs. A. j. Eimermann of Mil
waukee, vice president Fourth District;
Miss Purdue, state factory Inspector,
all speakers of prominence, have been
engaged and will talk during the ses-
sions. Mrs. w. F. Rote of Monroe is
president of 1st Dist, and Mrs. 3. O..
Kimberley, 1st vice president and on
program committee.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Obituary.
MRS. HANNAH ZEBELL.

Mrs. Hannah Zebell died at the home
of her daughter, Mrs. Chas. Trateen,
Thursday, April 9th, aged 81 years.
The immediate cause of her death was
gangrene. The deceased was born in
Germany, coming to this country some
years ago, making her home with her
daughter. The surviving members of
the family are three daughters, Mrs.
Chas. Trateen, Mrs. A. Porath and
Mrs. A. Rodenz, all of this city. Fun
eral services were held from st. John s
Lutheran church, Rev. Chas. Spilman
officiating, on Saturday afternoon.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
MRS. MICHAEL JOYCE.

After brief illness of pneumonia.
Mrs. Michael Joyce died at her home
in this city Thursday morning, April
18th, aged 80 years, The deceased,
whose maiden name was Kate Connors,
was born in Ireland and came to this
country with her husband 46 years ago
and has since lived in this vicinity. A
husband and three daughters survive
Mrs. Mullowney, Mrs. H. T. Sweeney
and Miss Kate Joyce, all of this city.
Funeral services will be held from St.
Joseph's church at 10 o'clock Saturday
morning.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-04-14
Methodist Church Notes.

Rev. E. w. Brakeman, university
pastor, will occupy the pulpit of the M.
E. church next Sunday morning and
evening.
Epworth League at the usual hour.
Evening service at 7:30 o'clock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
Women and Fiction.
tChicago Inter ocean).

This land Of ours does certainly
seem to belong to woman. Witness
when It comes to literary matters and
especially to the story magazines
the fact that a majority of all the
tales and oil the verse therein is
written by women authors and, one
rather thinks, written for women
readers mainly.
When We say written for women
readers, we mean that the kind, the
general character of stories we see
in the magazines is such as to appeal
to woman's taste more than to mans
To Illustrate, there is much prom'
inence allowed to frocks and frills, de-
scriptions of the gowns and slippers
and accessories worn by the heroines
and. fgurantes throughout the stories
They are feminine, decidedly those
tricks Of fiction.
Nov, the question is: Why may
this be the caseg 1ssit because the.
women Of America are more inclined
to go in for the writing Of short stor-
les than the men? Or is it that the
magazines believe the reading public.
to consist largely Of women. and in
consequence, prefer to publish fiction
written by feminine authors who are
thought to know Just how the women
readers can be pleased most surely
and continually? Or else is it that
the women have far more talent, gen.
orally, In the line Of writing, than the
men?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
Sick and
TeetI1IInIq.B } ].

For Forty. Yeara mothers have, been
giving babies, Dabott'st Baby Cordial
ana It has never failed to- give salts.
faction. a
It Is the prescription OF one Of the
most eminent pllysiclans the state OF
Ohio has produced. and when Baby
is cross fretful. wnkeful, suffers from
Collie, Sour. Stomach, Dlarrhoea or Dys-
EMERY, ID teethIng or suffering from
any other ailment, common to infants,
its use will save many anxious mo.
Tnents. probably life itsof Mrs. Beulah
w. Leonard, Beverly. w. Va, says: In
the. experience / have had for several
years past in raising delicate and
nervous babies. / can truthfully testify
to the wonderful results obtained from
the uso Of Odbert's Baby Cordial. In
the most aggravated, obstinate cases,
which have batIled the most 4skllful
physicians, the use Of this Cordial has
proven II the most wonderful remedy
ever. devised for the, relief and cure
of suffering babies"
DR.. II. Yokum, one Of the leading
.physicians OF Randolph County, and
president OF the bank n his city
(Bevefly, W. Va:). says; I have used
odbert's Baby Cordial u my my practice g9S;aSs
y
had good results from its use and do
moi hesitate to recommend It MS q safe
remedy for the diseases for which It
is recommended" <,
DR.. Thompson strosnIder, Biacks-
Vile, Viva, snys:, II hlve been using
Odbcrt's Baby Cordial in my practice
for nearly three years. think itsfaf
superior to any preparation l have
used In the treatment Of infants"
Your baby's life Is too valuable, you
think'too much OF your child to permlt
It to suffer needlessly; your Judgment
too good to allow some donler, for tile
substItlte. Got OibeEt's baby Cordial,
the original also the best, and you VIII
not be disappointed At all dedlers-
csc per bottle.
Babies like odbett,s BABY Cordial
1t,a Baby's Remedy Mother's Friend, Y
VA.llEDIcAL Co. Of CllARLEsT0N VIVA
q soie Alanriactarsra yiia
~ 5.} Sa e9es ti1f5 "a; ~ y t5sg Sts
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

~ 8llln Gton lttrA "
rhes ehapter ct legislation whicliss6s
written when copgSea passed the
bilI FeIatlHg to the disposition 81 the
9atefBo@er rights arising rom tIle
iipptossms1t of the Black Warrior
River Alabams desegge more than
peffbnctorv comment AS the bill Of.
iginally passed the Senate, 1t gave
Besrtain privileges t. the Birmingham
Water, Light and Power COMPANY,
but When tie measure reached Tie
HOUSE ii received exhaustive cShsld.
GRAFTON, d the result that II was
Literally torn 10 pieces us
Az finally passed, the i50.year lease
Originally proposed was reduced y
IS Years, and even this was condition
al upon the payment by the corp6ra'
htIoh to the government Of 81 per horse
power annually. 1t was also provided
that the corporation must sell tie
power direct to the consumer, thus
preventing any farming out ,6f the
privilege. 1t is not even certain that
the corporation will finally be the
beneficiary of the legislation, mas:
much Is the Secretary Of War is ias
.structed to cali for bids and isstallow.
ed the option of granting the fran.
.chise to any responsible bidder.
The care exercised by the mem,
.bers 81 the House, Independent Of pol,
fdcs, to conserve the interests Of the
government is most commendable.
'Fhe fact that Congress fully realizes
its trusteeshIp over government priv
ileges betokens the new era In public
affairs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
For Dinner and Dance.

Just when the season is at lis
height new ldeasifor dinner and dance
costumes are more than usually inter
esting, since the demand for them is
almost incessant
IA typical model, which follows close,
ly the mode Of the moment, is of pale
turquoise satin ofa the very softest
weave, showing one of the newest
tunics, designed in the form Of coat
with long tails in the back.
On tile undersktrt, near the hem, is
a broad baud Of handsome embrold.
cry, worked in pink and silver.
The skirt Is further decorated with
pInk-and-silver fringe, arranged to
give a tabller effect, and ladder OF
small, flat pink bows made OF pink
satin ribbon.
The fringe Is separated on the bod
ice and serves as qtrlmmlng for the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
shsa slsssss sEi!sa are also adorned

sh9ft stee Alcl. are also aaoFheu
wish.pink bows -.,,. .,..-..,,z...-, ! !
A broad Stuart collar Of pink.and.
silver embroidery, worked on silver
lace. outlines the decolletage.
White chiffon cloth draped with q
tunlc Of embroidered net is employed
in making q SIMPLE, but beautiful,
dance frock for a debutante. f
The net Is shirred on the bodice
about the round.cut decoI1etage and
again into the normal waist line, from
where It falls in soft folds to point
between the ankle and knees, finishing
with and embroidered wreath q
flowers. 4
Such wreath encircles the sleeves
otnet and likewise Is laid on over the
net shirrtng on the bodice.
Peach pink satin is folded to form
an extremely narrow girdle.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

While corn may be found I'M mar
ket from the first Of June to October
d the most unsatisfactory vegeta'
pc until the native corn appear, which
generally about the last of July i
however, as a rule, most abundant
ana cheapest in AugustN Now when
tie mention OF dinner brings visions
u these pearly, sweet and juicy ker.
nels, At Is thought opportune to give
Teaders these few cholce ceripes:
Corn Relish. -Twenty.four ears Of
corn, six large white onions. one large
'fltn head Of cabbage, six small red
peppers, Six large sweet peppers. one
seacapfSi soi sugar, sfodf'pints of vine.
gar, two tablespoonful Of salt, two
tabIespoo1tuls Of celery seed. Take
sharp knife and, after hlsking, shave
the corn from the cobs chop the cab
bage, onions and peppers; mix the
mustard with one pint ofEtnegar, and
mix all Of the other Ingredients. Place
the mixture OF all the ingredients into
kette and boil for 2O e. minutes. stir
\ Ing al tho time, now add the mustard
and vinegar mixture, bring to tho
point once more, place in bot
lles, and seal while hot. Ehis relish
accompanies cold meats. /
Corn Salad. Allow half as much
each Of chopped celery and chopped
walnuts as you have ofSeookeds grated.
corn, season with salt and pepper, and
tablespoonful OF chopped onion. Mois'
Ten with a dressing made as follows:
Mix together one tablespoonful each
salt, mustard andlsugar and half
a teaspoonful OF white pepper; add
HE yolks OF two eggs and stir until
thoroughly mixed and smooth; melt
two tablespoons of butter in one gill
iof hot vinegar, and add 1t slowly to the
eggs; stir in gradually half pint Of
sweet milk, scalded, and mix all well
together; cook over hot water until
thIckened, but do not allow it to boil
sL,at cool little, then beat IN the
Whites OF eggs, beaten TO stiff froth;
sfiifH with little cream, either sweet
81 sour, when 1t is ready to use.
succotash.- Boil for three minutes
oiis dozen ears Of corn; cut the corn
RON the cob, taking small piece
rom he top III each grain, then press
but the pulp; mix this With an equal
qusntity of lima BEANS, add three Ia
blsspoonfuls sot butter, salt, pepper
aRd paprlka; reheat and serve.
Corn oysteFs.-7one pint Of green
corn pulp two large eggs, one table.
spoon Of melted butter some flour,
seasoning Of salt, pepper and cay
enne. Cut the corn through the ker:
Heiswith q sharp knife, and remove the
pulp, add the remaining ingredieuH
with enough flour to shape into small
cakes; Try in smoking hot fat, drain
and serve. %&&sB
q Corn GrIddle Cakes.-Half q pint Of
sReet corn fresh or canned, chopped
line, and run through a vegetableI
press, half a pint of hot milk, one ia,
iblespopntpl Of butter, one Tablespoons,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
MnrlcE.a5

The undersigned. being the major
ity of the corporators Of Falrmonl
Country Club, corporation created
under the laws OF the State Of Wesl
Virginia, by virtue Of a charter issued
BY the Secretary of State Of said State
bearing date the 18th day Of August
1911, hereby call a meeting of the
Corporation and members Of said FAIR.
mont Country Club to be held in the
County Court Room, in the court
hour- IN the City of Fairmont, Marion
county. Test Virginia, on September
18th. 1884,. at 1880 P. NJ, for the pur-
pose of organizing said Corporation,
adopting bylaws and transacting any
other business which may lawfully be
done by the corporators and members
Of said Falrmont Country Club in gen.
eral meeting,
BROOKS FLEMING, JR.,
GLENN F. BARNS,
H. S. LIVELY,
DUNCAN SINCLAIR,
M. L. HUTCHINSON,
G. 3. HUTCHINSON,
j. e. WATSON,
SAM. r. NUzUM.
R. T. CUNNINGHAM,
f. G. DAVIS,
"A. B. SCOTT,
q. F. ROBERTSON,
a. B. FLEMING,
j. M. HARTLEY,
H. ]. HARTLEY,
A. G. MARTIN,
g, M. ALEXANDER
F. B, PRYOR,
@. w. WADDELL.
H. B. CLARK,
j, NJ. BRoWNFIELD.
w, A. WIEDEBusCH,
SCOTT 9. LOWE.
A. D. SIMON,
s. L. WATSON, :
3. WATSON,
A. T. WATSON
Drank HAAS,
VI III, WATSON,
wa .ta e.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

FOR RENT-ope five room house on
Spring street, Second Ward, mod;
ern conveniences, possession at
once, also FOR RENT very cheap
to the right party-o One eight room
house, new modern conveniences,
fine well ,as well as city water two
acres Of good land, good barn.
chicken houses and runs, also To-
Gated in the Second ward. Call at
ofce. W. p. STRAIGHT, room SOL:
Jacobs Bldg. Il
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

,wANTEo-Lady book.keeper who I'M
derstands keeping books, and can
play a piano. Must have a first
class reference, address in own.
hand writing, State age. Exper.
lence and salary expected. Address
m, P" care this Office.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
DETECTIVE STORY.

AaTARlLLfNe DETECTIVE STORY.
The ninth adventure OF Peter Run,
Investigator, will appear in the mag.
azlne Of the New York Sunday World,
Sunday, September 8. This is anoth-
er Of the Complete Detective Stories
being given weekly with the Sunday
World. They are from the pen Of 2.
Phillips oppephcIm, the unequalIed
writer of mystery and stories. Or
der the Sunday World for September 8,
and S5h #t1ot be disappointed. i
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
RETURNED HOME.

Fred Workman, Arthur Hinkle and
Grant shurtlefr, delegates Of the local
Lodge of Moose, returned last night
from Detroit where they attended the
grand encampmeht
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28
!. REST AID REALTH 70 NoTBER lYi gHlLp.

MRS. WINsLow's sooTiIINo SYRUP has been
used for over SlXTYtYEARSby MILLIONS Of
TEyrHINo, with fPEREKcI .sVcsEsS !. Il
AIIAYs ali pAiNf GuREs WIND D c s5f and
Is the best remedy for pIARBHGA. It Is alb
solutely harmless, Be sure dhd aAk for Mrs,
winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no otbef
kind. twenty-five cents bottle.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

]. r.. yardaman when that new col.
league goes forward to be sworn in.
The late Senator Berry, Of Arkansas,
offered his arm to James P. Clarke on
alike occasion, but Clarke refused
to take it. Is. g
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

s 3,i- ~ I't'tIt .s-lr
Hudson-Has Jones good memorye
Judson1zNp; he fOrgets to RENEE
Der Instead of remembering to forge
-Harper's Bazaar. h
&issit What do you suppose is the
great attraction about these aero
meets?
sayIt-The attraction of gravItation
Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Klcker-What is the frOoas in
the kitchen?
Mrs. Bocker-It is Henry recalling
the cook-New York Sun.
Wlgg- Bjones Is pretty lucky fish
erman. isn't he?
'Wagg-Yes, he nearly always finds
somebody to believe hlm-Phlladal-
phia Record.
want to go to the]balE game to,
morrow" If H
mo; I'd rather go to the matinee.
l am sure of a happy ending there"
-pittsburg Post.
"You must quit spending 80 much
time in rathskellers and get back to
nature more"
All right doc. I'd Just as soon sit
In The palm roOm."-Kansas City
Journal.
He-Ah. l know l had the pleasure
Of meeting you before. Your name is
Smith, l believe?
She (sweetly)-WelI, 1t used TO be
Smith, two or three husbands ago.
Variety Life,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-08-28

AS a San Francisco memorial to
her husband because that city con.
tributed so largely to the family for.
tune. Mrs. E. H. Hartman has given
$4,000 to the Southern Pacific Hos.
pital. The money will be used to en-.
dow a department of meteorological
and pathological research.