The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1911-08-17


the farce was ready to be pulled off.
The Royal Cobbearer staggered
through a statement which proved
! to every person in the audience that
he had not rehearsed properly, for
the virus of his statement was so in
tensly poisonous that he was un-
conscious of the net work of lies
he was enmeshing himself in, and
he stood then and stands now m
the estimation of those who heard
him as being a man who will swear
anything to gain an advantage. The
witnesses for the prosecution agreed
on; most points with each other as
to what actually occurred in the
scribes Office. but everyone who was
present on former occasion. swore
against the Royal Cobbearer. Friday
9edell. On this hinged the case and
the king and his retinue of corrupt
retainers retired crestfallen and
vanguished the scribe still retains
possession of the Book Of Mystery
which may be used in the future IL
pressing exigency should demand it.
The Royal Cobbearer Friday Be-
,, dell still rattles around like a grain
of corn in an empty gourd. Brgwa,
the prevaricating kleptomaniac is
still smiling on the sunlight and
roaming in the moonlight and hav-
ing become tinged with greatness
by absorption. assimilation and as
sociation with the king, he acts as
though he owned Fry street instead
of being merely a tenant at will.
Adulterous Judas GULL the consort
of harlotss still draws his salary and
CRAFTS on the side. Abe people await
the time when they can arise
and destroy the entire bunch.
"A Kodak picture of the adulterous
chief of police clambering from un-
der box cars on the Coal and Coke
yards in returning from a visit to
Big Nance. when she lived above the
railroad on the hillside, would be
| nearly as thrilling as the pictures
taken of J. Shirley Ross and the de-
lightfu1 leader of the German-the
doughty captain on Blaines Island
, last year. The adulterous chief was
seen coming from the rendezvous of
Big Sance." but he was not kodak
ed. The other named and justly
, famed individuals We're properly
1
chief got scared and changed the rem
devious to his office. where he could
discuss religion and finance with
"Big Nance" unmolested. Did
Adulterous Judas GULL. the grating
chief commit forgery to obtain the
E., checks of an employee of the city in
the street department SO he could
rob him? Did he or Hagerty receipt
/ r.,
| Auditors Office, collect the money on
the checks without the workingmen's s
| endorsement on the back of the
checks?
- Will Levi, ex-chief was an honest
! mana gentleman-good to his men
and believed in executing the law
but Will was not a reformer. he
/ didn't steal elections assess his men
and bank the money in his own name
He being honest and not a graftins 8
reformer lost out. Reform was the
watchword. SO al GULL. Geo. Saund-
ers and that accident from Lincoln
County, S. J. Wheeler being elec-
ton thieves and reformers still hold
, the fort.
We wonder if the cowardly lech-
erous, treacherous, grating chief OF
police could be smoked from his hole
long enough to tell what he did on
the line of official duty-to earn the
fifteen dollars per month a certain
gentleman paid him for services
which the certain aforesaid gentle
man thought adequate and worth
the money expended? Don't rush
old CRATER. Don't get flustered, keep
cool. answer at your leisure. We
are on the deal and have been for q
long time, SO delay in answering
will not be regarded as stoppage
of the wheels of justice. Abe best
wine will be, served at the end Of
, the feast Our announcement viii
be a crus4ler. we have been giving
, you primer lessons so far later or
we shall give you touch of higf
life.
To drag one polecat out of hole
and put another one in dosent purt
fy the hole SO far as scent is con
cerned To down and knock on
: John Baker White and substitute
Friday Bedell make conditions in
: fnily worse. for White, notw1th
: standing bis liasons with flirting