Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-01-02

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as a long time since | wrote to you
from Honolulu, but der excuses dot
| could offer would wear oudt six
typewriter ribbons, but don't you
care. You vas lucky to half me
write to you efen now, because der
Christmas present time has been here
this week und efferybody vas rushing
around getting some Offering for der
fliends una wondering how much
profit will dey make on der presents
dot viii come back from der same
people.
Thanksgiving passed Off down here
mitout any serious accidents. OF
Course, when efferybody vas tucking
de- napkin under der chin he vas
thankful for most eiferything he
cculd think off. und kept on telling
about idt vhen called on by der head
off der table, but der day after
THANKSGIVING about a million people
could no, find "A thing to be thankful
for. OF course, | can understand
how den Pilgrims vas thankful Und
dey had another cause to be thank
full, but did not know it, und dot vas
because deg did not half to pay As
cents a pound for turkey.
If you should come down here
some time in der year What ISIS cam
ing next, before you get inside off
der harbor you will hear something
humming Don't be afraid. come
right along nit der steamer. Idt
ISIS only der 100000 Club What ISIS
going to do it or get dead. IND
dey vas going to do it, | bet you.
But you hear me, Adolph, der first
thing What der 100000 Club wants
to do ISIS to haff der people What runs
der Paradise off der Pacific to come
oudt off der trance, to puff up, to
open der blinds on dot page What
says, "Fa is about Honolulu" Der
informationing What ISIS said on der
front page ISIS good for Honolulu
aboudt ten years ago. 1t iss no use
to get into der facts, but it says as
TO how der ISIS 329 licensed automo-
biles in der city. Sure, but We don't
care any thing about licensed auto
mobiles. What We want der outside
world to know ISIS dot We half offer
500 automobiles right here in der
city. Und | think der ISIS a lot off
more information on dot page dot
needs fixing.
Der Federal building site keeps
coming to der top once in a While.
! most nearly lost much interest IN
let little controversy. 1t sort off
gifts me dot tired feeling, 1t is
case of ISIS" and "iss not. - II very
much fits to dot song What | heared
Teller sing und entitled, ut Neffer
win Get Vel if You Pick It."
Der ISIS only two boards in dis
place what does any work, und dey
vas der board off superscnizers und
der surf board. Der surf board has
been rushing all off der year, but
der udder beard has shust com
mcnced to rush; idt iss sort off com
mencement day nit dem. Dey vas
held back in dere rush off der luild-
ing ordinance by der fellers who are
pulling down a goot salary for see
ing how soon dey can get home after
Gey half had dere lunch who vas
looking all around dot building or
dinance to see if it leaks. Der iss
1876 pages in der building ordinance
und der county attorneys office ISIS
averaging offer a page a day in der
examination. "Slow und maybe
sure" les der motto dot will fit most
off der public Offices Of Honolulu.
Der vas a case dot know off und
idt vas a dead horse What laid in
front off a door off house for three
days. und dead all off der time. Der
dead horse vas twenty feet from der
front door Of der house in which der
vas liddle baby three months old.
Der mother off der baby told der
health officer off der city about idt|
ind he told her dot he did not hat
to do nit taking the ami !
nal away. Now What do you think