The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-07-07
|;INlON COUNTY
OFFICIALS ALL O. H.
,pArGH HAS NO HORNS
Nm In YOU CAN FIND ON
HIS Uranium.

s,r,, He Has Been Misrepresen-
visits Caldwell Without Ore
't., Comment-Cannot Be a Bad
Fellow.
y,n what do you think of that?
!, ,.n't tell and don't propose try
T. G. or U. c., If you looked
,,,A Hattabaugh coming down
street. In fact you could hardly
,o,d seeing Hattabaugh coming
AVN the street. He walks down
street as If he wanted every
sodv to see that he was coming down
h street. Otherwise, why should
come down the street? But, II
wanted to come down tthe street
hhout attracting attention he
oud come down he alley. Another
bke. We are overaowing with
Okes It comes that way with US
ver once in a while. When jokes
ct in our system we've got to turn
hem loose. Sometimes the turning
bad for us and sometimes its bad
b our readers. In either case we
"a rid of them and that's an end
h it and a blessing to us all. But
aforesaid Hattabaugh came down
ur streets. Now Hattabaugh weighs
ust two hundred and sixty pounds
bid the coming was good.
Well the point Of the story is
nst here. Well it was here a min
e ago but has gone out now.
Ehen 1t comes back we will call you
b.
|. c. Hattabaugh is that particular
uck who goes around the state
boxing into things. He's as bad
James H. Wallis. However, he
Oes not look into the same kind of
hngs Wallis has a taste for sew
rS, cemeteries and everything un-
anitary; Hattabaugh looks into
hngs and sometimes finds a very
lSanitary condition; but he does
lot go scouting for such condition.
he reason; Wallis is a Republican
|nd never saw such affairs; Hatta-
|augh is Democrat and never saw
|nything else. That's a joke that
ouldn't go in good society. How
yer, again, and however, three
ines, We were starting to tell about
attabaugh who weighs $50 pounds
'ccoFding to the last report.
Most people in this section of the
puntry thought that Hattabaugh
as another Hawley mistake and
|oro horns. 1t would be well that
i HaWley mistakes were like Hat
FOaugh even though some did wear
ofnS A horn rightly placed never
ID harm anyone. We believe that
Y may quietly leave that statement
Inc cold analysis of science, or
\ wnom ever else might seek frigidity
d solace. Hattabaugh does not
ear horns. In fact he is a quiet,
eaceful citizen, as devoid of horns
III Is OF melancholy. He believes
taking a thorough look into
'nss' that concern him. He will
zen Sit down and tell you about the
|Hool marin who owned every ranch
inc county and other things too.
III TACT Hattabaugh is good, sub
aH'lal man. He is a man you will
Pleased to meet and glad that
~ nave met him. He Is thoroughly
VuSersant with his duties and at
FuuS to them strickly. Last week
was IN Caldwell and overhauled
Z court house. OF course he found
'eiything all right. All Canyon
DuH'y officers are Republicans and
lefo could be nothing wrong with
lsni' We believe that wo can state
'"V' right here that history will
'"' OUT viz: to-wit and as fol
's " ETC. that on July 4, 1910 the
.0opehaenco OF this country wal
,s'ured; corrallory thereto but
wi mo Republican party was or
au'1ed to handle said indopen
Wv country; that said party II
~ S,'''o to handle tho affairs o.
~ country forever; and that sale
- NY never made a mistake until 4
'"'u TO corral one l. c. Hattabaugh
- should come into tn,
Nv lie has no right to defeat tn,
" OF lustice-destlny we shoulC