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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
WORK Is PROGRESSING.

L. l.. Davis is making good pro-
gress cutting down the hill at the
west approach to the Second street
bridge. He has several teams and
a large crew of men at work, who
are moving great amount of dirt
each day. The dirt is being hauled
across the bridge and dumped in
the hollow on Second street, and will
raise it several feet thus making an
easier grade.
One thing very noticeable when
the heavy loads are crossing is the
weakness of the bridge, and in or
der to make it safe several guy
ropes have had to be fastened to
it to keep it from falling to pieces.
The bridge is and old structure and
practically beyond repair. A new
steel brige is the only solution to
the problem. and it will have to be
put In at an early date as it is now
hardly safe for q heavy load. A
this bridge Is dangerous sign
adorns one end Of it, warning those
who drive over it to do 50 with ex-
treme caution.
AS this is one Of the main travel
ed roads and will be used more
than ever now since the saltwater
road has been opened up, the county
commissioners can get busy at once
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
LOSES GUN.

Professor Hayden, Rev CASTOR an
w. r. Dunn, a trio of veteran noun
tain climbers, went to the lofty peal:l
north of town last Saturday to cap
ture rare specimens Of wild beasts
for the Smithsonian college Of sci
ence. It is not known what their
rations consisted Of, whether it was
cold coffee or something stronger,
but they returned to town in a
breathless and unkempt condition
the professor minus his gun. Wheth-
or it was a bear which caused them
to beat a retreat and leave their
heavy shooting firearms, or whether
It was another case Of the absent
minded professor" is hard to ascer-
tain. However it may have been the
''cold coffee"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
GLACIER PARK CASE
GOES TO GRAND JURY

Shields and Patterson, the men
who were arrested by Deputy Game
Warden Ralston for killing game in
the Glacier National Park and whose
case was taken from the local courts
to the United States Commissioner
at Bolton. are bound over to appear
before the federal grand jury at
Helena. Their bond was placed at
five hundred dollars. Considerable
interest has been aroused in the
case because of the peculiar nature
Of the charge, upon which the men
are being prosecuted. - Kalispell
Journal,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
BIGFORK WILL NOW
HAVE GOOD HARBOR,

The dredging of the mouth of the
Bigfork river IN almost completed,
and the citizens of the Electric City
are correspondingly jubilant. They
have built dock at the landing and
graded q good road down to 1t. This
will give them one Of the best har-
bors ON the lake and practically the
only one that 10 open the whole
year. That the threatened liti-
CATION cloud has passed from the
horizon Ia of great benefit to both
sides in the case. Attorney Thomp-
SON. Of Thompson & Stout. was in
strumental in getting the opposing
parties together. - Kalispell Intel
Lake.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

The character of "Kid" Burns in
Geo. M. Cohans musical comedy,
"45 Minutes from Broadway" waf
written for the popular pugulist, XII
Mccoy, but the "Kid" got stage
fright at the first rehearsal and a
hurry-up call was sent out for an
actor who could look like an ath-
lete. The part fell to Victor Moore
then in vaudeville. He assumed the
role, scored a knockout and played
the part for more than two years.
]. Roy Claire is the kid" Burns
this season, he ia a trained athelete
and finished actor. The popular
play will be here Sunday Nov. S.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
ROCK ISLAND AGAIN
Is HAVING TROUBLE

Chicago, Oct. 81 The officials
of the Rock Island system today de-
MED that their shopmen are taking
a vote to force an increase Of wages.
Vice President Nelcher declares
that the only demand Of the men
ungranted Is the recognition OF the
Federation of Shopmen. He said
that he had heard that men were
taking q vote, but that the question
of wages was not involved. Presi-
dent Kline. of the Blacksmiths' un-
ion, has issued a call for the inter-
national officers to meet in Chicago
and discuss the situation.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
CAUSES MUCH DISEASE.
Advice About Stomach Troubles and
How to Relieve Them.

Do not neglect indigestion which
may lead to all sorts of ills and
complications. An eminent physi-
clan once said that ninety-five per
cent of all the ills of the human
body have their origin in disord-
cred stomach.
Our experience with Rexall Dys-
pepsia Tablets leads up to believe
them to be among the most depend
able remedies known for the relief
of Indigestion and chronic dyspepsia.
Their ingredients are smoothing
and healing to the inflamed men,
brances of the stomach. They are
rich in pepsin, one of the greatest
digestive aids known to medicine.
The relief they afford is very
prompt. Their use with persistency
and regularity for a short time
tends to bring about cessation Of
the pains caused by stomach disord-
ers.
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets help to
insure healthy appetite, to aid d.
gestion, and this promote nutrition
As evidence Of our sincere faith In
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablts, we ask you
to try them at our risk. II they dc
not give you entire satisfaction, We
will return you the money you paid
US for them, without question Of
Formally. They come in three
sizes. prices Is cents, SO cents, and
$1.0e. Remember, you can obtain
them only at our store-The Rexall
Store. Dodds and Sharar.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
WILL EXHIBIT
MONTANA PRODUCTS

Senator w. B. George of Yellow
stone county will represent Montana
at the American Land & Irrigation
Exposition to be held in Madison
Square Garden, New York, Novem-
Der Bird to 18th inclusive. He will
on two afternoons lecture for a half
hour on the products of Montana,
at the same time showing stereop-
tican views gathered through the
state of Montana, and he has some
fine orchard, alfalfa harvesting, and
grain scenes.
DR.. Sudduth Is going to give one
Of his famous alfalfa dinners while
he is in attendance at this EXPOSE
ton showing Montana dry land pro-
ducts.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
The Funny Bone.

A most unpleasant sensation IL
caused by the violent excitatiOn Of the
ulnar nerve due to a blow on the el-
bow. This nerve passes down on the
inconsiderately bends round and en-
ters the forearm at the back Of the
elbow joint. Any one who has felt
his neighbours elbow sticking into his
ribs knows that the elbow is remark
ably deficient in flesh. The nerve is
therefore at this point very near the
surface and has little to shield it from
a blow. II we give our elbow a smart
tap we obtain a practical confirma.
ton Of the fact that the ulnar nerve
is the principal sensory nerve Of the
forearm and hand.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
MONTANA vALUTIoN.

The property valuation Of Montan
amounts to $331,670,418 according
to the figures compiled by ]. J.
Ryan, clerk of the state board of
equalization. This is an increase OF
more than $50, 100000 over the
valuation returned in 1908. 80 it
can be seen that Montana has had
a very phenomenal growth in the
past three years. The property val
uation of Flathead county is &c.,
539,277, an increase Of $694,172
over a year ago.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
HOLLOWE'EN PARTY,


The Misses Matte and frankie
Depew gave a large HollOwe en-
party at their parents home On the
Lakeside Tuesday evening. Every
body reported having a good time.
Those being present were as follows
Agnes Swanson, Alta Kinney, Amy
Nelson Eva Namely, Chloris Thomp-
son, Florence Fluiatt, Grace and
May Van Dyke, Jemima Peterson
Margaret Scott, Inez Williamson
Mary Ellen Hennessy, Stella Bur
kett. Claude Wiley, Robert Rabe,
Frank Monogan. Fred Van Dyke
Joe Delesha, Mordice Scott, Paul
Armontrout, William Clarity. Don
ivan and Lee Benedict.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
Elk,Me

The flesh of the elk is superior in
flavor to most venison. The bulls are
In best condition about the time the
velvet is shed. AS the hunting season
Is usually in October and November
and only males are killed, spOrtsmen
often obtain the venison in poor con-
ditton. aud as a result many persons
have found fault with the favor Of
elk meat. 1t is not best when freshly
killed. but after hanging four or five
days 1t becomes palatable and nutri-
ttous. OF course fat elk are better
than lean.-Fur News.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
Prizefights and Poultry.

"John," said his wife. "why do they
quarrel so much about poultry in these
disgraceful prizefghtsY
"Poultry" said he, laying down his
newspaper. "Now, my dear, whatever
do you mean?"
EYES," she went on. 1T says here
that at first the white man was in
clined to show his chicken heart, but
gave very pretty duck to avoid his
colored opponent. Why did he want
to avoid him-just because he was a
colored man? And then here it says
the colored man claimed q foul in the
seventh round. Was that the duck
the white man gave himT-London
Mail.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
An island Of Black Cats.

One of the Queerest corners Of the
earth Is Chatham island, off the coast
Of Ecuador. This island lies 600 miles
west Of Guayaquil. and the equator
runs directly through it. 1t abounds
in cats. every one Of which is black.
These animals live in the crevices Of
the lava foundation near the coast and
subsist by catching fish and crabs in
stead of rats and mice. Other animals
found OH this island are horses, cattle,
dogs, goats and chickens, all Of which
are perfectly wild.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
His Dauohter's Novel.

His Daughters Novel.
Sir Russell Reynolds. the late emf
nent physician, once related how he
met Thackeray at dinner shortly after
the publication Of 1.-The Story of Eliz-
abeth," by his daughter. now Lady
Richie. Il told Thackeray how much
I admired this charming novel. I am
very glad he replied. but can form
no opinions of its merits, as l have not
read It, Not read it, I exclaimed in
great surprise. No. was the answer,
4 dared not. love her too much -
Pail Mail Gazette.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
POSTAL RATES A CENTURY AGO

Recent efforts OF the United
States government to reduce letter
postage to one cent reminds us that
a great reduction of the postal rates
has been made in the last hundred
years. A century ago an ordinary
courtship by mail taxed the average
young man on wages to the limit
Of his financial resources, and the
ardent lovers Just had to retrench
in love or become bankrupt. Lovers
living 500 miles apart had to pay
two bits to send q tender message
by Uncle Sans carriers. and instead
Of the letter going at the rate of 40
or so miles an hour for ~ hours in
the day, it was carried at the rate
Of about 80 miles day. In this
age Of rapid living. courtship. mar
riage and divorce are often con-
sumated in the time it used to take
a love letter to be carried from
one tender heart to another.
These were the rates that were
established by an act of congress
March 2. 1893, for conveying mail
matter in the United States:
For single letter conveyed not
exceeding 40 miles cents.
Over 40 miles and not exceeding
80 miles, 10 cents.
Over 80 miles and not exceeding
$50 miles, 12h cents.
Over $50 miles and not exceed
ing 800 miles, II cents.
Over 800 miles and not exceeding
500 miles (for example, from New
York to Buffalo), 20 cents. i;
Over 500 miles, Is cents.
The foregoing rates were some
what modified in 1816.-Forum.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
POOR JOB.

"I'd have you know that I'm q
self-made young mani" warmly ex-
claimed a well-known young sport
to a Whitefish belle who seemed in
clined to reject his love.
How kind of you to admit it,
retorted the girl, II was afraid you
were going to lay the blame on
someone else"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
Al Ancient Aqueduct.

The ancient Roman aQueduct at
Mines Is generally considered the most
perfect of Roman relics. 1t consists Of
three great tiers of arches, the lowest
having been used as a bridge and the
uppermost as an aqueduct. 1t rises
about 40 feet above the level of the
river. The Pont du Gard, as it is call
ed, is believed to have been built under
the supervision of Agrippa. the Roman
general. about fifty years before Christ.
Her Conclusion.
do you think your father has any
idea that have serious intentions con.
corning your
II heard him telling mother the other
day that he didn't think it would cost
any more to have you at the table regu-
larly than it does for me to feed you
from the pantry shelves every night
Exchange.
Tho man uho CON ta1k wit h n1
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

If man is unable to govern him
self it is up to him to invest i'll a
marriage licnese and sublet the job.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

Men wouldn't have time to earn a
living If they had to put their hair
up as women do.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
ARRIVAL AND DEPART
URE OF MAIL
Mails Close.

Mails Close.
For EAST on No. 4 80. $50 q. m.
For EAST on Mo. 2 -. 5:35 p. m.
For WEST on No, 81. $3.50 am.
For WEST on No. -. GAS pm.
Mails Arrive.
From EAST on No. 81 ..11:10 am.
From EAST on No. l :. 700 am.
From WEST on No. 4 .1O:SO am.
From WEST on No. 2 6:1O pm.
ADVERTISED LETTERS.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
NEXT SUNDAY At THE
PRESBYTERIAN {

Next Sunday evening in the Pres
byterian church at 1880 O'Clock. eff
l am a Real Christian Can l Dance
if I Like?" Sermon. "Glories of
These Autumn Days.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

Advertised letters remaining un-
allied for in the post office al
vhitefish, Montana, Oct. FL, 1911:
Alexander, Mrs. Thomas
Andrews, ]. ].
George, Mrs. B.
Bassford, H. e.
Basket. Eddin, (3)
Bennett. Charles
Berry. George
Copeland, Earl
Cunningham, Elmer
Douglas. viii
Epstrin, ].
Fontaina. Peter
Gallagher, H. D. ID
Gallo. Jim II
Gormery. NJ. s. (2)
Gold Dust Twins
Kennedy, B. B.
johnson, J.
Jones, F. J.
Laing, Alex
Lener, Mrs. Joe
Lockhead (3)
Luther, Harry
Mccormick
Mccormack, Miss Ella
McHugh. Master Joe
Mcintosh, B. J..
Mcmillan, r. O.
Nelson Nels
Nugent, Will
Runtsmaler, Stohel
Shupe. J. A.
Smith, Chas. N.
Smith. Chas.
Stacks. Claude (2)
Straut. Albert
Van Ornum, A. X.
Wilson. A. G. :.
Foreign.
Levato, p.
Minoff. Mira
Mowriky, Mick
Todaroff, Tginat
Ukitenfitt, Carmelo
When calling for any of the abov,
lease say advertised letters.
One cent due on all advertised
nail.
JAMES G. BAILEY,
Postmaster
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02
A Witty Scot.

At an auction sale In Scotland VII
lage the auctioneer was trying to sell
a number of domestic utensils. includ'
ing porridge pot. As usual. he was
making great fuss. Finishing. his
keen eye caught a well known worthy,
the beadle, standing ut the back Of
the crowd, and he shouted out:
"Maister McTavish. make an offer
for this pot. Why, it would make
splendid kirk hell!'
AYE" replied the beadle. III your
tongue was in it!'
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

A woman's idea of light house
keeping is when her husband helps
her with the work.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

Pilot ads always bring results.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

And a mans wife loves a cheer
full giver.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

Some people learn to do by being
DONE.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

You'll never stand In with great
men by letting them sit down on 20
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

The ladies of the Presbyterian
church will give homecoming sale
in the Duncan-Samson block. Satur-
day, Nov. 4.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

When a woman hasn't anything
else to do she changes her dress or
her complexion.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

The more woman knows, the
easier 1t is for her not to tell it.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

Pilot want ads pay.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

The man who can talk without
saying anything is the one who
shines in society.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

ADVERTISED LETTERS.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-11-02

Advertised letters remaining un-
called for in the post office at
Montana. Oct. Fl, 1911:
Alexander, Mrs. Thomas
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-12
FROM THE H-IcKEYvILLE
CLARION.

Mrs. Ansel Hanks is now ready to
take In boarders. Those who are
prepared to be taken In will find no
better place. Mrs. Hanks serves
roast beef Sunday, cold roast beef
Monday, beef hash Tuesday, beef
croquetes Wednesday, beef stew
Thursday, beef a la mode Friday and
picked up beef Saturday. jelly roll
every Saturday, weather permitting.
Short order cooking a speciality. All
orders are short.
Rod Skibbs has moved Into a new
house that has got hot and gold gas,
hard wood plumbing. open floors and
southern exposure. He told Rev.
Hanks he had bought the place on
the installation plan, $1.00 down and
rs cents a month, and If his great
grandchildren are industrious they
can at least get the front stoop paid
for.
Seth Purdy, our gentlemanlv and
congenial druggist, also chest pro-
tectors and false teeth to rent by day
or week (see adv. on page 81 says he
lis in favor OF local option In our
midst. II the drug store would only
put on a free lunch 1t might be all
right. Deacon Pringle's mule Hay
cinth swaliered about nine rod OF
barb wire fence last week and now
the deacon says he can see good
points sticking out all over her.
Miss Lutte Bfbbins, our accom-
plished musfcianer and singer, wants
her Pa to let her take Technique.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-12
Home-Made Bread Declared MMurderous

their duty by baking at hone,* Mr..
Schulxe said. The iong-suRerfng stom-
achs OF their families continue Il pay
the penalty of this mistaken sense OF
duty.
THE American housewife - the
American mother-of today is an earn
est and sensible individual. but very set
In her ways. She Ia still Influenced
by the working methods adopted In her
girlhood.
One thing which We bakers IN the
larger cities Q most plainly today
Is the absolute necessity OF educating
the housewife to quit baking at home,
Let US come forward. Let US show
these women that hoae baking Is
wrong. Let VI show them the over.
wheiming bsnehts OF buying bread
baked In q sanitary bakery"
Mr.. Schuize told OF q Chicago won
an who had built up q business sell
ing health bread" a homo product
She brought him = Loaf and wanted tt
sell the formula. II cut into the loaf
said Mr.. Schuize. ssand saw that ths
center was uhbaked dough. I have
been wondering since what eject thai
woman'E health bread has had On tbs
death rate In Chicago. She was I'm
questionably committing murder"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-12
COMING EVENTS.

W
Oct. 11ABali. Christopher Columbus
Relief Association, Auditorium.
Oct. f2-DRnce and Reception, Star
OF Grace Lodge. Shepherds OF
Oct. I3-Good Luck Dance, RAr-
tan Yacht Club.
Oct. I8-Dance and reception.
Oct. 1e-Box social. Company A.
Westminster Cadets. Presbyterian
Chapel.
Oct. 26.-Dance and Reception.
auspices OF Goodwill Association,
benefit OF Nurses Home, Audito-
Oct. 3i-Hallow'sn social, Baptist
Ushers Association. Baptist chapel
Oct. 31-BalI OF Young Mems He
brew Association, Auditorium.
Nov. 6-Bali Of Plumbers & Steam
filters Union. Auditorium.
Nov. 6.-Bau, Plumber, Steam and
Gas Filters Icc-. sgc, Auditorium.
Nov. 6-Frankfurter roast, Mems
5ociety OF Presbyterian church,
Presbyterian chapel.
Nov. 6-Reception, Mems Club Of
Nov. Barn Dance Raritnn
acht Club.
| Presbyterian church, In chapel.
Nov. S-Dance and reception. Oak
Held Club, Washington hall.
| NOV. 1E-Dance and reception, st.
Anthony Baseball Club, Auditorium.
Nov. 16-Supper. auspices Of La
dies Auxiliary OF Simpson M. n
church.
New. 24.-Ball. washington Tifs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-12
THURSDAY, OCTOBER IL, 1911.
PERTH AMBoY

Population 32,111.
&c miles from New York
Tax rate LIS.
On Staten island Sound. at the
mouth OF the Raritan river and ~
the head OF Rarittn Bay.
Ocean steamers can dock In IroH
as to 40 feet of water.
Channel IL feet deep at low wa.
ter leading up h bay from SANDY
Daily steamor service to New
York
! Central Railroad Of New jersey,
Lshigh Valley and the Staten Island
Rapid Transit. Branches running q
All directions. afferdinE almost an
Has two telegraph and two teie-
Electric light and gas companies
Two daily newspapers
Federal postofice building
Public Library.
Nine GRAMMAR schools and on
high school, which II on tne az
! proved lis. Of ali the leading anl-
Versailles IN the country, four par9-
chtal schoo and q business
lege.
City hospital.
Municipal water works m
Prominent center for troAieys :"
all parts OF the state rn-
Richest clay deposits ~ tne
try ia the immediate vicinity.
Splendid theatrical advnntagess
Some OF the leading iaoosI
are. American Smelling s. Rennrns
G9rpany.s smsIter; Ra crit A G9Rs1iit
! Works: Tnfted Lead Works; United
states Cartridge I CO.. A psraes Steel
and Tie Works; Atlantic Terra Gosv
e. Co. Federal Terra cotfa so pnlants
Of the National FireproonnE Lotn
pany and other similar lnonsf rsTs
amic Works; ChesebrouGh Vaseilne
Works; Marcy Stove works I'M AZ
drydock companies together Wl.t
~shipyards and marine
Standard Underground. Cable goln-
pany; RpeSsler & H~asslacher Cheins
feai works; emery mills: coke ana
cigar Victories; cement stone worxsi
coal shipping piers; handkerchief
factory. cement works. mach1hs
shops and iron foundrtes-
Mar further particulars address:
Albert Leon, aecretAry OF fne
Board of Trade.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-12

" ANsAs CITY Mo.-Tne National
IA Association OF Master Bakers de-
voted q part OF their annual convention
to the housewife who bakes her own
bread. She was pictured in every po-
sition- The bakers showed their scr-
row for her by appiauding avery refer
snce to the hot kitchen in which she
has to work tt turn out the homemade
product Tor her family. They de-
tclared she should be rescued from her
slavery and the only way to effect .
rescue was through bakers' bread.
That the modern housewife produces
a soggy article OF bread and is com
hitting murder In allowing 1t to be
eaten, was the statement made by
Paul Schulze Of Chicago. president OF
the association. This country Is full
OF housewives who are proud OF their
cooking and who think they are doing
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-10-12

I've heered or 'em maxim brlcks
without straw, but / .nevet heered OF
'em maxim mint juleps that way.
It beats all how regular the fust OF
the month comes around when you
are payiD' for a cyclopedy on the in
Hstallment plan.
Fine feathers don't make ihne
birds, but they make fine picture
hats.
Uncle Ezra Harkins Is certainly an
ancient codger. He kin remember
when folks used to ride on bicycles.
1t must be tough for an actor to
Join q stock company and have to
travel around with a lot of sheep and
cows and bosses.
It's easy to accumulate money In
this country After a TELLER gifts his
first million there's nothing to It.
Long fowin' whiskers used to be a
sign OF great knowledge, but now
they are a sign that a Teller amt got
no chin.