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New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
SMITH OUTPONTS CROSSSTUYESANT TEAM WINS
Defeats Townsend Harris Swim
merS in Dual Meet.

The Stuyvesant High School swimming
team defeated Townsend Harris in duai
meet held last night at the College OF the
City Of New York tank by score or y TO
y points The vctors showed unexpected
strength. and captured first and second In
the fifty" and won the relay after stir
ring fight.
In the relay Lund. OF Stuyvesant, over
came lead of ten yards and finished a
few inches behind his opponent. The last
lap proved to be nec<-tO-neck tussle for
two hundred feet, and was won by Edgar,
Of Stuyvesant, who finished after a spirited
race
The lOD-yard swim was the NEST interest
ing event of the evening. Peters. OF Stuy-
vesant led for two and "A half lengths. with
fifty more feet to swim. B. Robinson, OF
Townsend. cut loose with a sudden squirt,
which carried him ten feet ahead.
Karl Schneider, Of Townsend. established
a new mark for the plunge. ON his second
attempt he skinned through the water for
a distance Of nfty-nine feet. This distance
is three feet better than that made by +.
Mayer last year in the Public Schools Ath-
letic League championship meet
In the fancy diving contest the fine work
of the d minuliyc Townsend plunger, NJ.
benjamin. won 70 points out of a possible
~. capturing first place.
The summaries follow:
soo foot relay each man swimming two
lengths Won by Stuyyesant lee. Peters. Lund
and EIgaD. Townsend Harris dIophns. cross
man. Robinson and Mieri. second Time. 3:il
Plunge for dlstauc.-Won by *. Schneider
Tow nsend Harris, with a plunge OF 30 feet; r.
n NanGryatcr Stuyvcsan:. second, with A
plunge @. ~ feet. H. Cohen. Townsend Harris
iLird. with a plunge NJ ~ feet.
Fiuy-yard swim Won 10y b. Edgar, Stuyves-
ant y Lund. Stuy want, second, :. sheer
Townsend Harris third Time. u.30t
IOO-yard swim.-Won by B Robinson. Town
send Harris. T. Peters. Stuyvesint. second: l.
H1rkius Townsend Harris. third. Time. 1:l8
2oO-yard swim Won by - Miller; Townsend
ouist. Townsend Harris. third. Time 400
Fancy dive-Won by VI. benjamin. Townsend
Harris with a total II - points r. Srlwinde.
stuyvcsant second. with total OF 'S points.
+ Tucker Townsend Harris. third, with total
Of GO points
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
Wins Popular Decision in a
Lively Ten-Round Bout.

Decisivcly outpOinting his opponent In
every round except the first and nth,
Young Sammy" Smith, Of Philadelphia,
easily won the popular decision over Leach
Cross. the East side dentist. in "A ten-round
bout at the Empire Athletic Clun, Of Har-
lem last night. The bout was hard fought
at all times, ana the pace never slackened
until toward the end. when both tired from
their cxertions.
Cross was trained to the minute, and
looked ready to box the battle Of his life,
but appeared 10 lack his usual cunning. He
was slow with his hands and none too
clever with his footwork. He was also
wild in his judgment of distance, and
missed almost as often as he landed. lie
floored Smith with "a right To the jaw IN
the first round, but the latter jumped TO
his feet none the worse for his trip TO the
canvas.
Smith was fairly clever. He hit straight
to the face with his left hand iah. which
kept the East Side boys head bobbing back
and forth. crossed inside Leach's hooks
and swings. beat him 10 the punch ana
made him miss. Neither boy showed any
degree of skill in footwork. and at times
foundcred around when they missed heavy
blows.
Cross had the better of the fifth round,
but retribution came in the seventh, "hch
Smith battered him all around the arena
and sent him TO his corner 80 weak ana
groggy that Leach reither knew nor cared
what was coming next.
The remainder Of the bout Smith was on
top Of Cross at all times, and had the
latter in poor condition several times be-
fore it ended. 4 big crowd attended, fully
three thousand persons packing the hall TO
the doors.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
MANHATTAN COLLEGE WINS
Defeats Tufts Five in Interesting
Basketball Game.

The Manhattan College basketball team
won hard earned victory over the Tufts
College five i'm an interesting game at the
Irish-American Athletic club last night.
The score was 81 To 20.
Although opposed by a stronger five the
visitors always forced their opponents
hard. Suarez and CavellerO played eXcep-
tionally well for Manhattan Fisher and
Hart nettcd sixteen of Tuftss points be-
tween them.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
ROSENBERGER TO COMPETE.

Rosenberger. who broke the worlds in
door record OF 504-5 seconds. held so long
by Harry Hlman. running the distance in
50 2-5 seconds. has entered the coward
special run. closed to members OF the l3th
Regiment, at the annual athletic carnival
OF the Mllrose Athletic Association. when
will be held on February - m the 18th
Regiment Armory. Obormeyer. Bailey,
Kramer Jensen and Devlin are the latest
entries I'm the ten-mlle road race All the
local colleges are entered In the one-mile
intercollegiate relay.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
p. S. a. L. DINNER AT sHERRYs

The annual meeting and dinner of ~
Public Schools Athletic League board y. y.
directors viii be held tonight al SheH''
restaurant The directors viii consider x
cral radical amendments to the 10y l"Ns
the league aud IL is expected mat a 70 -
ganization plan will Dee adou'e'. u" .,.r.
lowing directors have signhed ihelr - % X
Guggenheim. &. Ward Champion. Dr' W. W..
lam H. Maxwell. Victor J. DOWNS, u"
man \. Metz. Egerton J.. Ninthror,,
William A. Andrews. Walter B. hrr,rk
Edward W. Stitt. Ice T. Hammer Fx,ch.
DE Klyn Huyler. Thomas J. Hisslns' rys,
olas j barrett Darwin r. James, ~. -"
J Wendell, Gustavius T. Kirby ana L'
kearneN.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
YOUNG TERRY BY A SHADE

Young Terry gained the honors by a
slight margin over Jack Smith. I'm ten
round bout at the Bedford Athletic club
last night After being on the defence for
the first five rounds. Terry rallied and
gained the honcrs in the remaining rounds
Young Packey' Mcfarland easily outpont-
ed Terry Flynn in the semi final bout Of
six rounds
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
GEORGE MOORE BEATS M'GRAW

George Moore. the challenger for the
three cushion worlds title easily defeated
John j. McGraw In the third and final
block of their special match at McGraw's
academy last night. The manager OF the
Giants played I'm his best form Of the
match, but was defeated by score Of 50
To q McGraw. who received a handicap OF
i5 points from Moore. could only gather Y
points during the three nights play, while
Moore clicked off the necessary 100 points
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
ROCHESTER BEATS SYRACUSE
rcIor1nrh b N Trinune

TIiN I''FI'II u Nv IIIHUIIt
Rochester, Fen. 3-The University of
Rochester basketball team defeated SYRIA
cusc University here tonight by a score Of
~ 10 T. The score at the end OF the first
half was 10 in favor OF Rochester. The
Carlisle Indians were defeated III pre-
liminary game by last years University Of
Rochester tenn, the score being i3 to 10
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
YALE WINS FURIOUS GAME
Defeats Pennsylvania Five After
Spirited Fight.
NV Telegraph ~ Tho TTlbune !

New Haven. Feb THE most interesting
basketball game played at the Yale gym
nasium in years was won tonight by the
Yale five. which defeated the University of
PENNSYLVANIA by q score of q TO 3d. The
lead alternatcd throughout the game, Yale
playing Systematically, ana PENNSYLVANIA
taking all sorts of long shots.
II was an intercollegiate league game and
places yale in line for the championship.
PENNSYLVANIA had previously defeated Yale
at Philadelphia by a score of 81 tc T.
The lineup follows:
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04
SHRUBB BREAKS TWO RECORDS

Baltimore, Feb. 3.-At the 9Th Regiment
Armory tonight Alfred Shrubh. Of Eng
land. broke two professional running rec
ords Ne made ten miles I'm % minutes %
seconds. heating the professional indoor rec
ord by 90 seconds. His tim, for the fifteen
miles was hour ~ minutes / second
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04

Goals from field Manhattan: SuaTez G) Cav
aU,r, 90. Bleh ,3i, D0nohuc. Flynn. Tuus:
CARPENTER 90. Fisher 90. Hart. Porter Goals
from foul Suafcz ~. iaNacro. Bigh %
Fisher ~. H,icrce-A Miller. Time q halves
Twenty minutes each
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04

Goals fcr New York \. C.--Peaoody ~. sims
~, Reinmund ~, Goals for -. Nicholas
e:,1,ta, -, cornell Referee William russell
U"ckey club Assistant referee Jimmie s.,, bIlt-
ron. Hockey Club Umpr's carter ana S'eE
80 e' Uockev club. Timekeepcrs- l.
stebb,ns and Mortimer Bishop. Time OF ha'ves-
Twenty minutes.
New-York tribune., 1911-02-04

G-aIg nom Iho fO1r FInH08soV ~. HTln9-
uiad. 90. Hayes ~. Goodwin. Murioy. Turner
90. Joufdot go. Toby dI Walton. Goals from
Referee - Hchr. Worcester Umpire Tower
Iiircr.-Eomelslor. Yale and Morgan. Pennsyi-
yania. Time Of halves Twenty minutes each.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

FOR SALE-One good COW for sale.
VIM. Scott l mile east LINDEN.
Al If
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06
Care Of the Herd Boar.

Most farmers seem to think it a
great deal Of trouble to keep boar.
The main reason that a boar Is trou-
blesome is because of inconvenleht
arrangements and poor fences. keep
him inclosed by fences that Will turn
him aud he will be contented. DO not
keep him in dry or muddy lot. lie
eats grass the same as the sows ana
the cows Turn him out where he
can have range and company. A
barrow and boar get along together
but a bred SOW makes the best com,
pany for him. and whole hero oi
bred sows won't hurt him. lie VIII
do much better when he has colh'
pany and show much better dis'
position. Do not let the boar run
with the fattening hogs unless he
really needs fattening up. II the hoss
are being fed on good balanced ra'
ton it will be all right for the poar
A hog can be vigorous and 1nq goou
condition and not be fat.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

Tue Shropshire ram herewith
now was champion at a recent
state iir 1t is owned by 8. NJ. and
.. Il. hler of Missouri Shropshire
sheep Ire adapted to almost every
condltn of climate and soil in the
unlted States. They thrive amaz-
ingly the rich farms of the mid
ole @st Wherever they go they
make N excellent record. Shrop-
shires ire probably the most popu-
lar Ship in America for the farmer.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

NOV ~ t b 2s time to get shoes right.
at ,nr iIs opening Sale commencing sIs,
shaa G = to End. The Famous
~ uueD. 1t
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06
WHY SRoPSHIRES
ARE POPULAR,

What bas noao
POPULAR More shnas.t onrol'shire SO
a.u t y''ed in England than amp
e Gu. y breeds, writes a New York
- this lhe American Agriculturist.
AZ 9uhtry there are over 1900
u IN. me membership roll and
, ,noae ro .%a S2s,0oo animals recorded.
inu H. Tie breed is popular is be-
e'u7s e sheep give better returns
io' ~, invested than any other
Vi 'ne sutton breeds. The English
faf.iiers' iou know. are not slow to
hhu o". saat sort of live stock is the
most p'9table for them to keep, and
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

FOR SALE Thorough bred Berk-
shire pigs. Also Storm King seed
oats. Phone. 712. Nels jacobson
IT,
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

Amerlcalfarmers are not slow. either.
The Shropshire Registry association
has neafF as many members as all
other SHEEP registry associations of the
mutton breeds combined. This is am
pie proof of the popularity of the
breed
Now, back Of this breed are the bust
ness capabilities Of the Shropshire to
make lots Of money. These sheep
show q profit to their feeder and
breeder il given any reasonable chance
to do so They are the most cosmo-
politan Of the mutton breeds and on
the same amount of food will excel
the Other breeds in making more
pounds q both mutton and wool than
their riYla They are also very pro-
life. FL good care at least one and
one-fol it lambs may be expected on
the av( rage to each eve In the flock.
but it not uncommon even in large
fiocks 10 get an average of one ana
one-haf lambs to each eve. DOUBT
also If There is any breed that is bet
ter adapted for crossing or for breed
ing on our own native ewes than the
Shropshire. Any one who follows the
market reports of the leading i've
stock markets will see that lambs
sired by Shropshire rams are contin'
ually topping the market. The WIN
ninss at the leading live stock exhibit
lions show that for grades and cross
breds three-fourths of the winners are
sired by Shropshire rams. Shrop-
shires are popular sheep in this coun'
try because they are worth WINE
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06
Choosing the Breed.

Choose the breed of hogs that you
think will suit you best. then try then
out thoroughly before you shi1t u
some other strain or mix up seVera,
by inbreeding. A single crossing Oh
strains may be all right, but any iu'
Their mixing Of bloods than that -
pretty sure to end disastrously to Tue
breeder.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06
BIG BARGAINS:
FEW WORDS

FOR the best roof and out door paint
go to the Tin Shop.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06
THE USEFUL DAIRY COW.
Contributes More to Mans Necessity
Than Any Other Animal.

The dairy COW If able to express
herself in way which the human
family would comprehend might wen
lay claim to being mans best friena.
says the Kansas Farmer. She might
esta blish such claim by calling at
tention to the fact that from her prou'
uct and from her carcass man manu-
features more Of the necessities OF lie
than from any other similar SOURCE
She furnishes these necessities to I'LL"
from infancy until such a time Us
temporal things are no longer associ-
ated with his existence. and she does
it ungrudgingly and constantly.
In addition to contributing TO man
necessity and his pleasure. the pros
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

No. 2 V G Flooring 9Io
No " G. Flooring X $12
No, 3 V G Flooring Slo
No. and No. Flooring 4x5 $s
No. Drop siding Sle
No. Drop siding sE
No. 3 Drop siding si1
No. 1x4 Lap siding Slo
No. l Com. Ike Shiplap 30
Dimensions rough and dressed.
All kinds finishing, lumber, mould
ings, water table etc
And prices that are on the Square.
UNION MANUFACTURING co.
4 miles west of Lynden, Wash.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1911-04-06

Heath and Milligant Paint at Lynda FL
Dept Store.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE MASSACRED
Hooroo! Miss Irene Hobson Seems to Know More
About Kisses Than Her Distinguished Cousin Now
Pretty Stage Maiden Says All
Manner of Things About Kisses,
and Doesn't Shy Bit When
Times Man Asks Her to Tell
Him All About EN-.

The Times interviewer set out
to get kiss. Maybe It was be-
cause Miss Irene Hobson, who
says Hes q cousin of mine, &"
when speaking of Capt. Richmond
=. Hobson, OF war and osculatory
fame, was very, very busy when
the interviewer called at the EN-
press theater.
Anyhow, the Times interviewer
did not get the kiss, though Miss
Hobson was quite willing to talk
of It.
She's had some experience with
the kissing game ever since her
famous cousin played it with such
degree of perfection when he
came back home after fighting the
Spaniards to a standstill. You see,
just about that time Miss Hobson
made her debut on the stage, and
during that season she got 49,
S79, ,G45 kisses.
1t was this way: Whenever she'd
appear before the footlights the
gallery would, like one man, puck
or up its lips and greet her with
several aggregate kisses of this
nature. Whereupon the busy press
agent made a ten-strike by casting
her as "Mrs. Stirtan" in Clyde
Fich's "The Way of the World" :"
a part which afforded some lucky
man an opportunity to kiss Miss
Hobson about 40 times. Was 1t
good Sure! The gallery never
lost its chance to join in those
kisses, you know.
Some mothers, wouldn't allow
their babies to be kissed" Miss
Hobson said. "4ut there's nothing
like that in our family"
Bacilli? Microbes?
She refuses to find anything
dangerous in the art-'except that
1t has invited breach of promise
suits occasionally"
STUDY the kiss In a proper
light and you will find that It ex-
emplifies honesty and progress.
Few kisses have been stolen that
were not in due time returned?
What can be more honest than
tbat?"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
/ TIL JUROR
PASSED BY
DEFENSE

HALL OF RECORDS, LOS AN
GEI4ES, Oct. 19.-Pending the de-
cision by Judge Bordwell whether
a juror who believes the Los An
geles Times building was dynamit-
ed, but is still willing to assume
James b. Mcnamara innocent of
murder, is eligible to serve on
that jury, the defense in the now
famous trial, continued today its
efforts to qualify twelve men for
jury service.
The greater part of the morn
ing session was devoted to quail
flying E. C. Robinson and f. d.
Green, both of whom were finally
passed by the defense, temporarily
at least. In Robinson's case At
torney Davis, for Mcnamara, tried
hard to disqualify him because of
his admitted prejudice against the
use of the strike by labor unions,
but the effort proved futile.
+. ID. Green, the next talesman
examined, was not subjected to
any wearisome interrogation.
Attorney Davis next interrogat-
ed e. j. Showers and when this
is complete the court will have
to take up for decision the dyna-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
Get Warmer
Reception Than Taft

81 have come to this conclusion,
that the government should open
"a coal mine, build railroad, put
on a steamship line, establish coal
bunkers here at Tacoma and 9TH
er ports on Puget sound and fur
nish coal to the army and navy
and to the people at cost. l pro-
pose to go into a campaign with
others to bring that about
Senator w. Poindexter.
Senator Poindexter endorsed
unequivocally the Peoples coal
plan last night when he and Gift
ford Pinchot appeared before a
suddenly assembled audience that
nearly filled Germania hall.
Il am afraid that in any leasing
system the syndicate that has been
trying to steal these coal lands
would show itself powerful enough
to evade and defy the law, de-
clared Poindexter.
Pinchot told of his trip. He
said he talked with the man who
got up the Cordova coal party and
that estimates of the amount of
coal thrown in the bay ran from
a handful to two tons.
The Cordova Chamber of Com
merce, he said, did refuse to get
up meeting for him and Poin-
dexter, but the people went over
the heads Of the Chamber and got
up a meeting that was a rouser.
Closed Up Dance Halls.
II did see several buildings in
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
CONCUSS|0N
OFF BRAIN
SETS IN

While waiting for a car late last
night at South Third and c
streets, Miss Doris Foster, aged
10, daughter of w. B. Foster of
the Chicago, Milwaukee G. Puget
Sound Railway company, was
thrown violently onto the car
tracks when struck by a motor
cycle driven by Tom Geddes of
the Friend Drug company.
Miss Foster was returning to
her home on Prospect Hill after
having attended dance at the
Hotel Bonneville and had stepped
out into the street to board an
approaching Point Defiance car.
Passengers ON the car claim
that Geddes passed them on the
motorcycle going 80 or 40 miles
an hour. Miss Foster did not see
the motorcycle until the machine
was almost upon her and it was
too late to get out of the way.
She was thrown directly in the
path of the approaching street car
and had it not been slowing down
to stop would have been crushed
to death beneath the wheels.
The girl was carried to the
home of her uncle at 219 South
c street, where DR.. II. B. Fore
man was called and discovered
concussion of the brain.
Geddes was taken to the police
station by Patrolmen Woods and
Stratton, who were on the street
car. He lives at 1922 North
Oakes street.
Although Miss Foster is in a
rather serious condition the
symptoms are considerably i'm
proved" said DR.. B. M. Foreman
this afternoon.
p The father of the girl will not
prosecute and simple charge of
exceeding the speed limit is all
that will be placed against the
boy, who is still confined in jail.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
TAFT EXPECTED TO
NAME WLCKERSHAM

day, Wickersham seemed to be
the favorite. The president de-
clined to discuss the appointment
for publication but it is learned
here there is only a remote pos
sibility of a progressive receiving
the place. In the list the only
name which could be considered
progressive is that of Walter L..
Fisher, secretary of the interior,
whose chances are very poor.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
Evans Predicts
The Revolution
Is Sure to Fai

By United Press Leased Wire
LOS ANGELES, Oct. 19.-Pre-
dieting that the Chinese revolu-
tion will fail because of lack of
money, imperfect organization
and the absence of national spirit,
Rear Admiral Robley d. Evans,
U. S. NJ, retired, declared here to-
day that the revolution, whether
successful or not, may involve the
powers of the world in a bloody
conflict.
Fighting Bob" believes that it
is only a question of time when
England will resent the interfer-
ence with her trade in China,
which is being materially affect
ed by the revolution. He also
said that if the Chinese fail to
show proper respect for Uncle
Sam, this country doubtless
would be called upon to force the
Celestials to change their tactics.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19
All But Mayor Want to
Curb Auto Drivers

"It's hard to argue with man
whose daughter has been run
down by an automobile and is ly-
ing perhaps at deaths door but
| want to say we don't want to
pass laws here to make this a
provincial town." said Mayor Sey-
mour this morning when con-
fronted by w. B. Foster, father of
the young lady who was run down
on the street last night, and who
was asking the commission to en-
act some ordinance to stop the
wanton destruction of life by
reckless auto speeders.
Mr.. Foster was backed by every
other member of the council.
I'VE are preparing an ordinance
and would have had it ready to
introduce yesterday but the city
attorneys office could not get it
out in time" said Petit.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19

Alaska with signs on them,
CLOSED by conservation" they
had all been occupied by saloons
and dance halls. l gladly accept
the responsibility for that" said
Pinchot.
Mr.. Pinehot detailed Just what
the conservation really means. He
showed how it had stopped the
warfare between sheep and cattle
men on the grazing lands; how
with lumber they had taken care
of the little fellow; how fake min
ing schemes in the reserves had
been throttled and a start made
toward saving the waterpower for
the people.
1T is not the conservationists
that locked up the Alaska coal, f"
he said, but the men directly who
are trying to steal that coal"
Tribute to LaFollette.
81 was delighted to find that
that great progressive convention
In Chicago had declared itself for
that American statesman, who
fights and loses and keeps on
fighting, that able, conscientious
and fearless American citizen Rob-
ert NJ. LaFollette."
Then bedlam broke loose in the
hall. The cheering was spontane-
Gus and enthusiastic and in mark
ed contrast to the frigid reception
accorded the president here last
week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-19

Everett True has been drama
tized. Probably George NJ. Cohen
didn't know he was dramatizing
Mr.. True when he wrote his lat
est show, THE Little Millionaire, !"
but bill Cost;gan," as played by
the fat and inimitable Tom Lewis,
in looks, actions and brutal frank
ness, is a ringer for the Times
own Everett.
Everett's, that is, Bilfs partic-
ular crouch is against love. He
will go without food and sleep to
break up love affairs and save
young men from the jaws of mat
rimony.
II know what, I'm talking
about" says Bill. I'm payin' a
thousand dollars a month alimony
right now"
But it is>in being faithful to the
ideals of Everett True that Bill is
funniest. Under his diSgusted