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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
Ahsent-Minded.

The professor had just sneezed for
the thirtieth time, and 1t naturally at
tracted some attention.
What's the matter with the profess
sor?" asked the visitor. "He appears
to have a bad cold"
"Oh, no. said Madame la PROBES
soress. TT is only his fearful absent.
mindedness. left him In charge Of
the baby for a few moments this
morning, and when he cried he gave
him the pepper-pot to play with In,
stead of his rattle. "-Harper's Week
ly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
KINDLY TRIBUTE FOR MOODY

touching incident in connection
with the retirement of Associate Jus.
tice William II. Moody from the Su.
preme Court OF the United States, on
account Of Ill health, became public the
other day when the court spread upon
its records letters which had passed
between the court and Justice Moody
in regard TO his resignation.
The members of the court who sat
with Justice Moody sent him letter
to which Justice Lurton and Justice
Hughes, appointed recently, concurred
in a postscript. The letter. signed by
Presiding Justice Harlan and Jus.
tees White. McKenna. Holmes and
Day, reads:
Dear Brother Moody: We cannot
let you leave us without an expression
of our deep regret. The too few years
during which we sat together on the
bench already had confirmed the
prophecy Of your arguments at the
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
A Little Mixed.

Admiral Evans, at luncheon in
San Francisco, said of naval policy
he disliked:
1T is mixed and illogical 1t re-
minds me of Bob Backstay, who be-
came engineer on a submarine.
Bob, said friend, don't you find
1t dangerous work, this knocking
about in a submarine deep beneath
the sea?'
Eyes, very dangerous Backstay
admitted, but a mans got to do some
thing, you know, to keep his head
above water"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
NOW HEAD OF WESTERN UNION

The election of Theodore N. Vail to
the presidency of the Western Union
Telegraph company to take the place
of Col. Robert C. Clowry, who resigned,
furnishes a remarkable instance OF
realized ambitions.
The father and mother Of Theodore
n Vail lived at Morristown. N. j.,
where they owned the Speedwell iron
works. For several years prior to lS43
Professor Morse had been working on
the telegraph. undiscouraged by the
remarks Of friends that the scheme
was impractical and ridiculous.
In 1887 Alfred Vail. young and am
bilious engineer, uncle OF Theodore n
Vail, came to the inventors aid. The
dot and dash alphabet, known as the
Morse code, was worked out by Alfred
Vail. and the two men were at oppo'
site ends of the wire when the historic
message, What God hath wrought
was sent along the line in 1874.
Theodore Vail had moved to Carroll
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

applied
companonship n
well nobly done"
his bed which the justice confined his
be
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills are, tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead Of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish it;
they enable the stomach to get all the
nourishment from food that is put into
it.
These pills contain no calomel no
dope, they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels to
act without phYsie. Price IS cents.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
CONSTIPATION

M u n y on's Paw
Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or
cathartics. They coax
the liver into activ-
ity by gentle meth.
DDS. They do not
scour; they do not
grippe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secre-
tions of the liver and
stomach in a way that
soon puts these or
gans in a healthy
condition and cor
reefs constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
Very Different Matter.

She-Yes, like Ted; he is SO ex-
travagant.
He-That is hardly the best quality
for husband, Is It?
She-Of course not; l am not go
ing to marry him.-Stray Stories.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

The next time you feel that swallowing
sensation, the sure sign of sore throat
garge Hamlins Wizard Oil immediately
with three parts water. 1t will save you
days and perhaps weeks of misery.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
Hardened.

Scott-Is 1t true that Cooleigh is
financially embarrassed?
Notifies fearfully in debt, but II
doesn't seem to embarrass him much
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
Do YOU GET UP WITH A LAME BACK!
Have You Rheumatism. Kidney. Liver
Bladder Trouble?

Pain or dull ache in the back is evil
dence Of kidney trouble. II is Natures
timely warning to show you that the
track Of health Is not clear.
Danger Signals.
II these danger signals are unheeded
more serious results follow; Bright's
disease, which Is the worst form of
kidney trcuble, may steal upon you.
The mild and immediate effect OF
Swamp-Root the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy is soon realized.
IL stands the highest for its remark
able curative effect In the most dis
tressing cases. II you need medi-
cine, you should have the best.
Lame Back.
Lame back Is only one of many
symptoms of kidney trouble. other
symptoms showing that you need
Swamp-Root are, being Obliged to pass
water often during the day and to get
up many times during the night.
Inability to hold urine, smarting in
passing, uric acid, headache, dizziness,
Indigestion, sleeplessness, nervousness,
sometimes the heart acts badly rheu:
matism, bloating, lack of ambition,
may be loss of flesh, sallow complex
ion.
Prevalency OF Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm
ing increase and remarkable preva-
lency Of kidney disease. While kidney
disorders are the most common dis
eases that prevail, they are almost the
last recognized by patient and physi-
clans, toho usually content themselves
NTH doctoring the effects, while the
original disease constantly undermines
the system.
A Trial VIII Convince Anyone.
In taking Swamp-Root you afford
natural help to Nature, for Swamp
Root is a gentle healing herbal COM
EDITORIAL NoTIcE-To prove the
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our readers are advised to send for q
Co., Binghamton, n. Y. be sure to s;
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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces
hammation. aays palm cures wind collie 2c bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
Companions in Misery.

Ella-For all sad words of tongue
or pen
Stella-Forget 1t; I'm an old maid
myself.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

Life is full 81 ups and downs-but
unfortunately most of us are dowr
more Of the time than up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

There is always poison in tn,
wound that is inflicted by a friend.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

Avoid pushing to the front by going
back on your friends.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

Ever notice what poor care other
people take of their health?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist Will refund money II PAZO ONT
MENr falls to cure any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles In 10 IA days. Soc.
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Portable
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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14
Weak Heart

Many people suffer from weak hearts, They may experi-
shortness of breath exerion pain the heart
dizzy feelings oppressed breathing after meals their
and feet orpoor appetite because of weakened blood supply
the stomach heart tonic and Alternative should taken
which has bad afterefect. Such Dr. Pierces Golden
Medical Discovery, which contains dangerous
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

pound-a physicians prescription for
special diseases.
Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size
bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake, but remem-
Der the name, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, and the address, Binghamton,
N. Y, which you will find on every
bottle.
wonderful merits OF Swamp-Root you
( valuable information, both sent abso-
ms many of the thousands of letters
nd S'wamp-Root to be just the remedy
Of Swamp-Root is so we'll known that
sample bottle. Address DR.. Kilmer &
: you read this generous offer In this
guaranteed.
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important to Mothers

Important 10 MOther9
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1911-01-14

Pain or dull ache In the back is evil
dence Of kidney trouble. II is Natures
timely warning to show you that the
track of health is not clear.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06

The largest of the fraternal organi-
cations, the Modern Woodman OF
America, must adjust its rates and
meeting of the head camp has been
called for that purpose to meet in Chi
cago in January of next year. The
Noodmen are now forced to operate in
ten states in which it has a heavy
membership under the uniform fraternal
insurance law and it is obvious that a
readiustment of all rates must be made
in order that all members may be
placed nan equitable basis which will
permit the order to comply with the
provisions of this new law. 1t caEuOt,
of course, Lave one scale of rates in
the ten states and q different rate for
the rest of the membership 1t is ex-
pected that some opposition will de-
velop among the membership to what
ever new scale is set by the head camp,
but it has been the history of all of
these establishments that after the first
opposition to the changes has been
overcome that the orders making them
are stronger financially and in every
other way and it is expected that his
tory viii repeat itself in the case of
the Woodmen.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06

1t will decrease the danger Of drown
ing accidents somewhat to build some
sort of protection around the old pits
in the brick yard, but nothing less
than stone wall that could not be
scaled would be of much use in that
way for the city cannot keep an officer
on duty there all the time to warn
children off the property. So far as is
known all of the children who have
lost their lives in the old pits went
there TO play, most Of them in defiance
Of the orders of their parents and no
fence that can be built will keep them
out The only way to stop the acct
dents is for parents to see to it that
orders to keep away from the pits are
oheyed by their children or to fill up
the pits. The filing of the pits would
end the accidents for all time and that
could be done easily enough and at
small expense. All that would be
necessary would be for the city to get
permission from the owners of the
property to use it for a public dumping
ground and the pits would be filed up
in short time.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
TO ADJUST THEIR RATES.
Woodnen has Called Meeting at Which
This Action Will be Taken.

The Modern Woodmen of America,
the largest of the fraternal organiza-
tions, has called special meeting of
it's head camp, to be held in Chicago
the latter part of next January to con
slider the readjustment Of rates to COM
ply with the new uniform fraterna1
insurance law. This is already law
in ten of the states in which the Mod
ern Woodmen are operating, and it
would require an increase in rates with
in three years in those states to com
ply with it's conditions. AS serious
legal complications would follow unless
the application of the new rates was
made uniform the general change was
regarded as inevitable. The Modern
Woodmen now have over million mem
bers, with the largest membership in
Illinois and adjacent states, so that the
proposed changes are of great import
ance to the fraternal system.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
MATCH
MIKE
BY DOROTHY DOUGLAS

Dudley Stuart, matinee idol, Insert
ed his latchkey and entered his apart
ment.
After waiting a moment to see If 9
canine greeting might come from the
direction of the kitchen he went down
the hall. 1t was midnight but mid
night TO Mike, the dog, had never
meant silence until week ago.
Until some six days ago. Dudley
Stuart's homecoming from the the
alter had been warmly greeted. Mike
mad been accustomed to bark his de-
light when the key grated in the lock
and keep it up until he nosed the
roast beef in Stuart's pocket. The
actor stopped every night at the
delecatessen store to buy cold meat
for his Wire-haired fox terrier.
Unlike many actors, Dudley Stuart
was fond of home and home cheer.
The greeting Of his small dog had
meant much to him.
He opened the door leading into the
kitchen, but aside from sheepish,
half asleep glance Mike budged not
one inch from his comfortable posi-
ton.
A week. ago Mike would have been
eagerly awaiting his master. He
would have smelled for his supper and
the two, man and dog, would have
gone to the dining room where Mike
would have eaten piece by piece from
Stuart's hands.
The first night that Mike had failed
in his greeting Stuart had been alarm
ed. He had looked the dog over, but
had been unable to discover anything
but utter eontentment in the animals
frame, Mike lost no weight while re-
fusing his nightly super, but grew a
triie discontinued. Stuart's caresses
seemed often, to annoy him and the
strong tobacco of Stuart's pipe was
obnoxious.
The actor was puzzled about the
dogs strange behavior.
Had it been possible Stuart would
have known that his small canine had
found other friends. But Mike was a
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
RadIum Rreezes for Govt.

Radium laden breezes are the very
latest thing in the treatment of govt,
One of the papers read at the Ger
man Medical congress was on the ap.
plication of radium in the aerial state.
Radium "emanatoria" have been estab.
lished in Berlin and at Bad Homburgl
and now Ems is to have one. A spe
cisl apparatus in which radium is
placed in a current Of air is fixed in a
room and all the patients have to do
is to sit in the room and talk or read
newspapers, or play draughts; the ras
dunn in solution in the air does the
rest and affects the blood through the
lungs. This treatment is especially rec.
commended for all equity ailments.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
SOME APPLE EPIGRAMS.

Horticulture is a science, not a
guess.
The apple barrel is Natures medi-
cine chest.
The man in the orchard is always
good citizen.
Apples are an antidote for drink
and tobacco.
Anarchy never gathered fruit from
it's own apple tree.
Apples carry the pure food stamps
Sof the Great Physician.
The apple is the aristocrat Of foods
and the best medicine.
The apple is an asset, financially,
morally and politically.
The climate and conditions that are
best for apples are best for man.
Apple orchards are better nurseries
of citizenship than the deck of bat
tleships or military camps.
The road that leads to the orchard
is the pathway to a simple, happy,
prosperous life-Denver News.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.

There are more drag-nets than
3omplete failures.
It is probable that you will have to
make your. opportunity.
No joke is so good that you ought
o try to tell it over the telephone.
Those who get beat are the ones
Who insist there is nothing in politics.
Just because you don't care for con,
sequences is. no sign YOU can dodge
them.
Don't sing about the last rose Of
summer, but think of the first and be
cheerful
A travelling man who visits with
the help is never very strong with
the proprietor.
When a prisoner gets out on parole
he isn't satisfied he thinks he Is en-
titled to a pardon
Considering that ito him that hath
shall be given" the under dog gets g
lot of consideration.
Another very common human fraiI-
ty is to be proud of things which
should cause shame.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
Fight to Continue for a Uni
form Text Book System
in This State
The SCHOOL BOOK TRUST

There is little chance that bill will
be adopted at this session of the legis-
lature providing for a uniform text
book system in this state. The meas
ure for the creation of commission
for the selection of uniform textbooks
for the public schools of Wisconsin
will be defeated. 1t is now lying on
the table in the senate, to rest there
until the last day of the session, and
the general understanding is that leg
islation OH this subject will not be
adopted at this session of the legisla-
ture. The measure is, however, one
which will come back to haunt the
Legislators. The agitation against
school book control in the state of
Wisconsin has reached such point
that the public will no longer stand
for the textbook company methods of
the changing of textbooks in the
schools or for the keeping of old text
books IN the schools.
There is no question that the
school textbook history of some dis
tricts of Wisconsin is one which reeks
with scandal and is on system which
should long ago have been abandoned.
The time has come for change and
the public knows it, and what is more,
the public demands change Mr..
Mahon S resolution which went by the
assembly and will be adopted in the
senate for joint legislative commit
tee to investigate the school textbook
situation in the state is a measure
which will create a committee that
will undoubtedly throw much light on
the school textbook situation. States
which have adopted the uniform school
book system would not for one
minute return to the old system of
allowing school boards to control the
changes in textbooks.
1t has eliminated the numerous
changes in cities at the behest of
schoolbool men and the retention in
country districts of ancient forms of
sehoolbooks which should have long
ago been discarded. There is no cues
tion that the fight over the school
textbook bill has walked up the state
to the situation as it really exists and
that another legislature will see the
members ready to pass a bill which
will be effective for the control of the
school book situation.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06

A certain industrious hen, interest.
ed in the welfare Of Petaluma, Cal,
has gone so far in her efforts to
spread the renown. of the city Of eggs
and broilers that she recently placed
four yollks in one shell. Her Jealous
ness was discovered by firm Of egg
merchants, Whitcomb & Baker. The
egg was slightly larger than normal.
1t looked like a regular egg until
candle gave ar X-ray view of four
small yolks. A hunt is still being made
to locate the hen. In the same ship
ment we're a number Of other eggs
containing two yolks, but the egg
with the four yolks is said to break ali
records.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
WHITMAN TO RETIRE FROM N. W.
Vice President in Charge Of construc-
ture to Retire on Friday.


John NJ. Whitman vice president in
charge of construction of the Chicago
and Northwestern railway, and one of
the oldest railway officials Of the
country, is to retire from the service
on Friday, it was announced on We'd
nesday. Mr.. Whitman is IA years of
age and has been engaged in railroad
ing and engineering work continuously
for ifty-fve years, of which the last
thirty-one years have been devoted en-
tirely to the service of the North
western.
The desire to be free from the cares
of the Office is ascribed as the reason
for Mr.. Whitman voluntary retire
ment, as he is in the best of health.
As the head of the construction de-
partment of the Northwestern system,
Mr.. Whitman, has had general supervi-
sion not only over the extensive engi-
neering projects involved in the con
struction plans of the road during re-
cent years, but also had general charge
of the building of the new $24,000,0oo
Chicago passenger terminal. Mr.. Whit
man said he had no definite plans ex-
cept to enjoy himself from now on.
He resides at 3016 Washington boule-
ward, Chicago. No successor to Mr..
Whitman is to be appointed, as the du-
ties Of the Office are to be administered
hereafter by President w. A. Gardiner,
to whom the chief engineer and the en-
cheering department will report direct.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06

Look Here, Old Boy" Said stuart.
prisoner In the kitchen when Stuart
was at the theater. The window was
left open on the fire escape only suffi-
GENTLY to allow current Of air; GER
tainly not enough to admit of Mike
body squirming through.
Stuart picked up his dog and car
ried him into the dining room. Mike
looked sheepishly up at him.
Look here, old boy" said Stuart
dropping into his big chair and COM
polling Mike to stand on his hind legs
and look him in the eye, ''you and |
must come to an understanding"
Mike would have slipped to the floor
save that Stuart held the two white
forepaws on his knees.
by Jove! What's this you've got
on your neck?" Stuart's hands had
been stroking the dogs ears. Nov
where in the name Of little fishes did
you get large pink satin bow?"
Mike hung his head.
"And your wiry hair is soft and
silky! By Jove! And you are reek-
ing, simply reeking with scent of some
kind! Methinks you have been in nay
lady's boudoir! White rose perfume
-Hmph-"
Stuart's hands fell from the dogs
head. Mike slipped off to his inter
rupted sleep, but the actor sat long
thinking over a way to unearth Mikes
secret.
The next night Dudley Stuart sent
word to his understudy that he could
not play his part. Then, the actor
went out as usual at 6 o'clock. He
fixed the window in the kitchen SO
that Mike could in no way escape and
made sure of shutting the door lead
ing to the hall.
Within an hour Stuart came quick
ly back.
He made no sound with his key
and his footsteps down the hall might
have been those of burglar SO sound
less they were. Stealthily, he opened
the kitchen door.
Mike was gone! In the darkness,
Stuart saw that the window leading to
the fire escape was open wide. For
the first time, by the light of the next
kitchen windox', Stuart noticed that
his window ledge was mass of
scratches. Mike had used his claws
well.
Suddenly he paused and listened.
From the window next his own a Wo'
mans voice came to him. The voice
was full of sympathy and trimming
over with music. Hardened stage lover
though he was Stuart's heart beat
quickly at the tones OF the girls voice
Did his horrid old master leave
him all alone?" Stuart heard the girl.
She was fondhng Mike-that he
knew.
Lucky Mike thought Stuart.
Poor little Lonesome doggie." came
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1911-07-06
MISS CROWLEY A BRIDE.
United in Marriage to John Swanson
at st. James Church.

A pretty wedding was celebrated at
St. James church in which Miss There
sa Crowley, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
P. j. Crowley and John Swanson, were
united in marriage by Rev. R. S. Smith
in the presence of a number of friends
and relatives of the contracting parties.
They were attended by the bride s
brother and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. A.
j. Crowley. The bride was gowned in
white batiste deliberately trimmed with
lace, wore a lace picture hat, and car
ried bouquet of bridal roses. The
bridesmaid was also dressed in white
batiste and carried pink carnations.
After the ceremony a wedding break
fast was served at the bride s home.
42S Charles street. The bride and
groom marched into the dining room
to the strains of the Mendelssohn
wedding march played by the bride IS
sister, Miss Laura Crowley. The din
ing room was very prettily decorated
in white and green. The breakfast
was served by Miss Louise Larson and
Miss Valeria De We're. After break
fast an congratulation they made a
hasty retreat amid showers of rice and
old shoes to Chicago where they will
spend a few days visiting friends be-
fore leaving for various places through
the east.