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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

+ Wsys q Serving Cheap Meats.
A mutton stew, prepared BY cutting
the meat aftsr wipins It well with .
damp cloth. then fry It in . little tat.
until well Drowned. cover with boil
ing water and cook an hour and bali
very slowly. and then add cupful q
green peas; serve with the peas.
This II cheap and good meat dish.
The seAsonings are addsd when IL
meat II nearly cooked.
Another stew which may be varied
BY the vegetables used to season It y
Irish otsw.
Remove fat and gristle from the
meat after wiping II: cut in half.ineh
cubes. season with salt and pepper
and dredge with -four. then brown the
meat in little fat until well Drowned.
Cut turnips In dice, carrots in strips
and potatoes in quarters: chop one
onion and fry all but the potatoes with
the meat. When brown. cover with
boiling water and simmer until the
meat 10 tender. Twenty minutes b.
fore serving add the potatoes. Uss
care about handling the mixture 70
th1S tu0 BOW - NV nheA$' 80
minutes before taking up add the
dumplings. letting them rest on the
meat to steam. Serve with The
dumplings a. = sarnish around the
edge Of the platter.
A mutton stew IL made like the
Irish stew emitting the carrots and
turnips.
Have the butcher chop the tough
end Of q porterhouss with knife un-
til 1t il In shreds. Cook this when
the steak 10 broiled and It win be -
tender a. the rest
Best cAnnsion.
Put two pounds OF beef through the
meat chopper. adding . square inch
OF kidney fat. Add = beaten egg. one
half cup Of bread crumbs. table
spoonful Of lemon Juice. teaspoonful
Of chopped parsley. few drops Of
onion juice. two teaspoonfuls Of salt
and tesspoonful Of pepper. Bake In
\ creased pan. cover with strips Of
salt pork while baking. Bake 40
minutes.
II ono cares to make this especially
nice. round steak may be used and
serve It with mushroom sauce. Basts'
while baking with soup stock or but
ter and water, II there il not enough
fat from the pork.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
COOK oUTDID THE SCHOLAR
Maybe Sign Wss Not All Good Latin.
but She Translated Il Without
Difficulty.

Jack returned home from college.
where he had won high honors AZ
student OF ancient languages. but he
pleaded ignorance ono day when his
young sister asked him to translate
. sign she had seen Of an opticians
which read thus: Con sultu sabo
utyo urey e." N
Jack struggled manfully with 1t for
several minutes and gave II up.
There are some words In 1t that
are Latin. The others aren't. any
how. 1t doesn't make sense"
That 10 what said" replied his
sister. But cook translates 1t with
out any trouble. She says 1t means
Consult US about your eyes,"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Avoid the Cheap and "sie Can" ssk
III lna Powders.

Recommendation: they certainly give the
purchaser plenty of powder for hi. money
but it's not all baking powder; t.. bulk
y made up of cheap materials that have
no leavening power. These powders are
70 carelessly made from inferior mate
nails that they will not make light. whole
powders have a very small percentage Of
leavening gas; therefore it takes from two
10 three times as much Of such powder to
raise the cake or biscuit a. it does of Calu.
met Baking Powder. Therefore, in the long
run. the actual cost to the consumer OF the
would be.
Why not buy . perfectly wholesome bak-
Ing powder like Calumet, that il at the
pame time moderate in price and one
which can be relied upon! Calumet gives
the cook the least trouble.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
For Company Luncheons.

..-..
For cam.anx ureheon..
when ureparinr : dish for company
We like to have n 10th 1ood to look
ut and pleading In tho palate. MANY
dainty diahes NAV n. nranared with
Iitt1e expense n ono can snare the
time for pyeparat,on 80.
creamed chlnLen In Potato p.4tle..
into ! mint Of hot m.shsd potato It'll
one veil be.ten err. nact tbrea
inches deep IN 4 buttered rranita nan
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Household Remedy
Taken In the spring Tor Y.ars.

hlph Rust. Willis. Mich. writes,
hold remedy in our home as long a. I
can remember / have taken it in ths
spring for several years. It has no
equal for cleansing the blood and .ex-
polling the humors that accumulate dur.
ing the winter. Being farmer and ex-
affected. and often take Hoods SsFsa-
parilla with good results."
Hoods Ssrnparilla IL Peculiar TO ItssH.
There is no '4ust ~ good"
Get it today in usual liquid form a.
chocolated tablets called oarootabO.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
ne Translator. .

Waiter-What vii you, have. sir3-
Customer (looking over The restaur>
ant bin Of fare)-Permit ~ TO eogi.
tate. In the correlation OF forces II u
. recognized property Of atomic frAg>
ments. wAatsver tAeir ass. TO Join.
and
WAITER tsAouts across the hall)-
Hash for onei
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

ED GEERs. "Ths grand old man." be
y called for be = no honest handling
s sax Il 81 cukE az sr a'i 3
yssrs, alwsys with best success. It 10 the
only remedy know to cure all forms Of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
bic having the disease" 6Oc and 81 bot.
tie. All druggists. or manufacturers. Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists. Goshen, Ind.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

+ II notice that you have given up
he hight for cleaner city. You used
10 be one Of the leaders in the oppo-
lition to the smoke nuisance"
Eyes. I've come to the conclusion
hat smoke cannot be abolished. It's
useless to keep harping on the ques-
lion"
"By the way. what business are you
h now?"
fQh. I've quit working for salary.
An uncle of mine left me q valuable
Interest in one Of our biggest ma
shine shops"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
JuatiAsi.

wagge-why did Henpeck leave
the church?
Jaggs-Somebody told him mar
riages were made In heaven.-Judge.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

" weave, TO spin. 10 KNIT ~
sew.
Was once sirf's employment
But now to dress and catch = beau
70 what they cali enjoyment.
Mock Psts Dc FoIs oras.
Take . large cairs liver, wipe 1t
with . damp cloth. and lard the top
well with salt port. Put It in . sauce
pan. Add one onion chopped one-half
bay Leaf. one blade Of mace, one
dozen pepper corns and four cloves.
Pour over suh1cient stock to cover and
simmer three and half hours. Cut
the liver in thin slices. arrange In .
desp dish and strain the liquor over
all. Put in . cool place over night.
The NEXT day drain the liver and
pound to . paste. adding butter melt
I'd and poured OF the curd. A cup Of
butter may be needed. Season with
salt and pepper and pack in tumblsss;
cover with melted butter.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Fer coed Reaeene!

why. Tommy" exclaimed the Sun.
day school teacher, don't you say
your prayers every night before you
20 to bed?"
mot any more" replied Tommy.
II ulster when 1 slept In q foldins
bed. though. Record.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
sasndssuIl Of Money.

Baeon-And did the lawyer take
your casef ~
Egbert-Oh. yes; and he said he e.
pected to have his hands full.
much - that?
Exbert-As what?
Bacon-Two hands full.-Yonksrs
Statesman.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
It Came Too Easy.

Cashier-Im sorry. madam. but l
can't honor this check. Your hus-
bands account is overdrawn.
Lady-Huh! thought there was
something wrong when he wrote this
check without waiting for me to get
historical. .
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
A Modarnl Rird.

We met the Early Bird and were
amazed. on glazing at our watches. 70
discover that the hour of Z had long
since struck. 73
you're not 90 early. after AM" We
remarked. significantly.
mo" assented the EARLY Bird. look.
ing very conscious ali at once. "Ths
fact 10, I got the hook-worm!"-Puck.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
A MOVING Description.

First they compel us to give mp
our money" said the vociferous agi-'
tAtoe, "and then they compel NJ to
put up with such little comforts -
they may find It convenient to pre-
vide.~
About whom are You talkingfs
asked the common person, YEARLY,
'4the trusts or the street car con
torsf"-washington Star.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Inevitable.

"Dey aim mo- use taIkin' to q WON.
an" said Charcoal Eph ~ he emerged
from dispute with Mrs. Charcoal
"9he done bound t git y wild weepin'
er hannah 20 wild flatiron, buh.i
Mevs me! Han me de boss liniment
Mistah Jackson !"-BaltimOrs Evening
Bun.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Father ito his daughter) - I've
brought you sither for your birthday,
my dear, and . book by which you
can teach yourself to play on It In .
month.
Daughter-But II was the either
teacher I wanted most.-F1isgends
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

y ny 30 01xvV~ y
qo16 not DO any
thing. ,The doctofs
tlaAte6 ne for dit.
1ersut things but
NJ no good. I
could mot sleep day
o. night. While Ia
@1Scond1Hon I rad
Of Lydia e. PINK.
hams Vegetable
mpo und, and
ho4RU ffa mss And
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Modern Method.
; my books are In avery bad shape"
said the high financier.
Shall ! sssd for an expert 90
countanti" inquired the confidential
man.
mo. Bend for an alienist. WAN.
1ngtoa Star.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Willing to Max, 81 Emort,

On large estate In tho Scottish
highlands 1t was the custom for
piper to play In front Of the house
every week day morning to awaken
the residents. After an overconviv-
ial- Saturday night. however. the piper
forgot the day and began his rsveille
team It be played on the pipesD on
Sunday morning. The angry master
shouted to him from the bedroom win
dow: Here. do you not know the
fourth commandment" And the piper
sturdily replied: Nae, sir, but Yell
hic-whustle 1t I'll-hic-try 1t, sir"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
small olri DsfInss Leisure.

small GIT OeTinee Leisure.
Mrs. Philip snowden, the English
suffragette. began ct dinner in New
York her reply to toast on ''Mas.
rage" with the words:
Il once asked . little girl II she
knew what leisure was?
EYES," she replied. Leisure ID the
place where married people repent
New York Tribune.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
His Remuneration.

His Remuneration.
II couldn't think Of = thing to give
OPP lent"
"That SOP
yes. and when ! remarked as much
in the bosom Of my family my wife
and daughters told me could put in
the time getting ready to give mp for
Easter.'-Houston Post.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Rker Iom.

A very youthful and entirely un-
known musical composer Rad some
verses BY the renowned Thomas Moore
which he liked very much. Forthwith
the buxs Of Inspiration circulated
through his brain. and the naxt thing
he knew he had evolved . tune which
went right prsttily with the words Of
the Irish poet Much siatsd. the very
youthful composer took the product to
= publisher Of popular songs and sang
It to him. The Publisher shook his
head.
THE music's al right" he opinsd.
but the words are bum"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

To keep the blood pure and the skin
clear, drink Garfield Tea before retiring.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Mrs. Nyles-Dfd you ever SEQ .
man 30 through things like that Gus
toms inspector? p
Mrs. Styles-Oh. yes; I've seen my
husband 90 through . bureau drawer.
looking for . shirt.-Yonkers statss-
man. sf
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Not AIarmIno.

Not Alarming.
'Arry-I card you've got job. Bill.
Is 1t a fac?
Bill-Yus its true; but there amt
NO cause for anxiety; it's only tenn
poryl-London Opinion.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

The truth IL that the love of dress
is, next after drink and gambling. one
Of the curses Of our country.-Mrs.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
testAing. softsns the guns, reduces innamms-
tioa, allays pals. cures wind collie, sc bottle.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
hIe L.Imk.

Joshua had made the sun stand
still
3 Fine, but We bet you can't make
While Jones do It," We cried
Herewith he acknowledged his linn
Acknowledgment BaEar. Il
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

1t is not necessarily true that the
worst is yet to come.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Natures laxative. Garfield Tea. over
comes constipation and is ideally suited t,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

To enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea;
it cures constipation and regulates the
liver and kidneys.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Most women would be very uninter.
esting II they couldn't talk.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

It IL in the minor acts Of our daily
life that our character is revealed
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Some women are like some old hens
set in their ways.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Your Drusgfsf VIII Tell You
Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes,
Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart.
soothes Eye Pain. Try II in Baby's
Eyes for Scaly Eyellds and FORMULATION.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

de clothes don't make de man, but
5ee' de same policeman's uniform do
carry Q heap ol influence In az afgu.
ment."-Washington Star. M
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

A woman's mind enables her to
reach = conclusion without starting.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
Home rrainlns.

Mother-Robsrt, come here 10 me
instantly!
Robert-Aw. shut upi
Nothsr-Robert, how dare you talk
to me like that! Say: Mamma, b.
quiet"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
AflsaS yoos- DAss The Antisepte powder for Tired.
achin0, sWollsu. nervous feet. Givss rest and
coa1ost NAkss walkins delight. Sold syerywhere.
nc. Doat aoospt any ubsutnts For gRnD
saApas, Addssss ANsn q Olmstsd, IL Roy, n. 4.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

rs there good parting scene l
that play?"
mo: the hero's bald"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Garfield Tea, invaluable in the treat
ment of liver and kidney diseases!
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

A pin scratch may cause blood poison.
rusty nail cut il very apt to do 30.
Hamlins Wizard OIL used at once drawn
impossible.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

il OR 10; the board with cups and
spoons u crowned.
The berries crackle and the
mill turns round.
Eat onions in Nay and all the year the
Doctor may play.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

No man becomes jailbird Just for
| lark.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

Bmporespt to Mothers
E1Amino carefully every bottle OF
CA9TORlA, . safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20
[Z1eKTfS1iEN'


HREE were invited. hsrs come
nine. water the porridSs that
all may dine.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-05-20

But now to dress and catch beau
70 what they cali enjoyment.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1911-10-06
EDlI0Rs IN TIE LEGISLATURE

The editorial profession, years ago,
had not the standing in public opini-
ion as it seems to have now. 1t was
but seldom, few years back, that a
journalist was called by his fellow
citizens to serve as legislator, but
now the senate will have about six
and the lower house about eleven or
twelve of the knights of the GALL to
help guide the destinics OF the com
monwealth. We venture the as ser
tion that they will make as good a
record, as a class rs representative
Of any other professions or calling,
who will formulate legislation during
the coming session of TIE legis.
lature. West Point Leader.
There is no reason on earth why a
newspaper man should not fill the
bill as legislator as well as a man
rem any other profession. The aver
age newspaper man is very close to
the people and knows their wishes
and needs. He must necess ariiy he
man at least of average intelligence
and his occupation compels him to
be well-informed on current events.
These men will make good records. -
MARKHAM DnSpatch
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1911-10-06

may be detrimental not only to the
publisher, but also to the communi-
ty. Too many newspapers in a town
which often happens when some pol
ltician sees an opportunity of con-
trolling some official publishing and
starts newspaper for that purpose
eventually works out, that the COM
munity is overburdened supporting
an overdose of newspapers and the
patronage is eventually divided so
that none of the papers can maintain
the dignity which the ethics of the
business and the standard of the
community desires.
Merely an Architectural Incident.
The West Philadelphia man picked
up his morning paper and read the
head lines: Man HIT by Bolt From
Clear Sky" For a moment he was puz-
zled. Then he read further on and
found that the man had been standing
near skyscraper. in course of cree
ton, and that workman had dropped
the bolt, which had alighted on the I'M
fortunate mans dome Of thought
Philadelphia Times.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1911-10-06
Complexion of The Next Legislature.
Magnolia Gazette.

Magnolia Gazette,
Conceding that in the last state cam
paign there were two factions in bat
tie array-Pro Vardaman and Anti
Vardaman-the staff correspondent
of the New Orleans Picayune located
at Jackson has figured it out that
the Vardaman faction will De largely
in the majority IN the next Legisla
ture. Out o. the forty-five members
of the State Senate, recently noun
mated in the primaries, this authority
declares there are thirty one dyed-,n-
the-wool Vardaman men. Ten of the
senatorial nominees are equally posi-
tive in their opposition to the United
States Senator, while the remaining
four are c!assed as neutral on this
proposition. In the house the Pro
Vardaman element is almost as
strong proportionately as it is in the
senate. :
lightweight representatives in
that body are Vardaman men, while
twenty three will serve under the
flag of the opposition, and twenty
one cannot as yet be classified. Thus,
the total number of representatives
and senators being 1870, the Varda-
NANTES would be able to cast on a
joint ballot, 119 votes, or a majority
over the Ants of 80, conceding them
every one of the neutral or doubtful
votes in both branches.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1911-10-06
Mushroom Sheets Means An Overdose
OF Newspaper.
Portales On. ND Tines.

Portales IN. ND Tines.
The newspaper now has an official
recognition, which is just consider
alton for the manifold duties il Der
forms for the public. It is made a
medium by law for giving notice of
such matters as foreclosure sales. d.
yorce notices, procedure to procure
patents to government land, official
acts OF county and town boards.
which are matters that should be
brought to public notice and there
is no better way of doing this than
having publication in newspaper.
The law requiring paper to have
been published year before it can
legally publish these official notices
ls good one. 1t protects publish
er who has invested his capital in an
enterprise of this kind from unjust
competition, which is matter that
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1911-10-06

That is very wholesome law,
which according to the secretary OF
the New Mexico press association
exists in that state, even though it
is new commonwealth, to the eff
fest that newspaper must have
been established a year before it can
become the medium through which
to publish legal notices of any kind.
The object of the publication of legal
notices of every nature is to reach
the public with information us what
is being done in the courts involving
the rights Of some, who otherwise
might not have sufficient notice OF
the property or contract disposition
for such notice to attract proper
prices. Anyone who has eyer had
anything much to do with newspa
pers knows that in very large per.
cent of cases its physical lmpossi-
bility for one to attain anything like
a decent circulation within less
period than twelve months. Mssis
sippi could with great advantages tc
her citizenship-especlally the poor
and unwary class-copy this law in
to her statute book.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1911-10-06

he chooses to go on with his learn.
ing, he can get into the graduate
course without further preparation,
and obtain the degree of doctor OF
pharmacy. This course lasts for only
year, taking UP plant, sanitary,
chemical and pharmaceutical analysis.
practical pharmacognosy pharmaceu-
teal essaying, higher pharmacy,
physiological chemistry, bacteriology.
botanical analysis, microscopic tech.
mic, organic or gas analysis, toxicol-
ogy, and analysis of foods, beverages,
and drugs. There is also a food and
drug course open to all graduates,
which takes up the analysis of foods
chiefly by microscopic and chemical
methods.
If your boy has gone through all
this educational training, which re-
quires not more than four years, he is
prepared to take up the most advanced
chemical work and is in direct line to
become a specialist, with all the
emoluments and honors that such a
profession would give him. His work
would in all likelihood be with some
manufacturing chemists after leaving
school, unless he went for a year or
two in a drug store to give him lit
tie more practical basis, where he
could develop any specially he might
wish to, and he might advance him
self as bacteriologist, which is one
modern scientific medical research
Leaving school at the conclusion Of
his first course, however, his most
likely procedure would be to take the
examination before the state board
and become a licensed pharmacist.
This would entitle him to c. into any
drug store at a salary ranging from
$40 to $50 week.
There is not much direct financial
advancement in the store end of the
drug business, as practically the only
promotion possible is to a manager.
ship, paying from $35 week up. In
a few of the largest drug stores the
managers are paid as much, perhaps,
as $4,000 q year; but these positions
are scarce.
In these conditions, your ambitious
boy will aim, of course, to have a
business of his own. This requires
money, however, which he must either
have saved or borrow 1t will require
at least $4,000 to open store Of his
own in a small town, of which prob
ably $1,000 would be need as first
payment on the $4,000 worth of goods
he would need as stock, and the rest
go for fixtures, etc. Most of the job.
bers would be apt to let him have
goods by paying half down, accepting
mortgage for the balance.
From then on your boys growth will
depend upon himself as an independ.
ent merchant; but as he has exercised
care in his choice Of place, and the
profits in drugs are enormous, there
is little likelihood Of his not adj.
vancing to any reasonable status he
may aspire to. And, anyhow, who
ever heard of drug firm failing?
You may have, but not often.
Copyright, 1910, by the Associated Lit.
erary Press.)