Gilpin observer., 1911-06-15
OBSERVATIONS

putting him in a big Job.
Grouchiness win go out the same
way you let sunshine In.
I, Forgetfulness is excusable only in
the case Of unpleasant things.
Run away from trouble-the exer.
else will do you good, anyway.
A man doesn't need to burn a light
when he is shining around girl.
The woman who never cries hasn't
the necessary qualifications Of
good wife.
A woman may think man has a
soft heart when it is merely a soft
head.
He who always goes along his own
way is likely to spend many lonesome
hours.
Eastern hammer makers have gone
on strike. Paragraphers. do your
worst.
Uncle Sam is after the rotten eggs.
He hadn't ought to have much COM
petition.
When some people want rain they
parry that the weather man will pre-
dict it won't.
Where do all the pins go to? Any
way. they don't seem to go into the
pin cushions.
If you think your wife spends too
much money on clothing, give her
dressing down.
When man takes on avoirdupois
in later life he can feel that his
career is rounded out.
A statement of the actual amount
Of booze consumed In one year makes
a person stagger.
Mexicans may soon have to go up
against the proposition Of what to do
with their ex-president.
The friend that lends you money
is not remembered half as long as
the one you lend money to.
Returning fishermen report a woe
ful neglect Of the fish in observing
the opening of the season.
Mr.. Bryan's newest lecture is en-
titled. "The Fruit Of the Tree" Is
he making campaigns promises?
It is no credit to you to go for
ward without making an effort to
help those who are slipping sback-
wards.
The man drawing good salary
and earning it-hasn't the time, nor
the inclination, to curse the universe.
The "commissary" form of govern
ment-with the full dinner pail"
slogan-would, no doubt, prove popu-
, lar.
A boy will get tired much quicker
walking down hill on an errand than
he will running up hill after a base
ball.
The calm, accomplishing disposi-
ticn OF the oyster may be beautiful
to contemplate, but it never gets
him anything.
If all the stories that are told are
true, the "colonels" must form the
major" portion of tho population of
Kentucky.
Before marriage a young girl
counts time in heart-beats-after-
wards in heart-aches-n she doesn't
pick the right kind Of a man.
edgewise.
Have you ever noticed how mar
ried man will edge through a SEEM
ingly solid crowd. 1t comes from his
practice in trying to get a word In
II there is anything that makes a
fellow madder than having bad mon
ey passed on him, 1t Is to get caught
trying to palm it off on someone
else.
A good loser never throws banana
peels in the way Of those who wor-
ster him-but he should not too con-
fidently expect the same treatment
when he is the winner.
1t is often claimed that women
have no heads for finance. It seems
to us that they have a peculiar knack
Of getting money out Of men where
even the law sometimes fails.
There are very few people in this
wicked old world who have become
SO hardened that they will not admit
that at least a reasonable amount
Of religion is good for a person
We read in the papers where a
man dropped dead when paid an old
account that had rum twenty-five
years. 1t doesn't affect us that way.
Bring in your delinquent subscrip-
tions.
Hate and bile can do no good,
neither to you nor your enemies-so
what's the, use. Love and forgive
ness will do some good-if only to
make you feel better satisfied with
yourself.