The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1911-08-02
BULL|ED THE CLUB
A London DueIist Who Forced His
Way Into Brooks.
VETOED HIS OWN REJECTION.

1t was q witty bishop who once de-
fined a club as a place where women
cease from troubling and the weary
are at rest" Another amusing def1ni-
ton was that given by George Au
gustus Sala. "A club" said he. lis
weapon used by savages to keep the
white woman at a distance" Nova
days. however, as Ralph Nevfll re-
marks in his book. London Clubs"
things are different within the lest
twenty-five years or so the spirit Of
London club life has entirely changed
The old fashioned clubman. whose
whole life was bound up with one or
other Of these institutions. is now
practically extinct"
Perhaps the most striking story
which Mr.. Nevill tells regarding
Brooks club is that concerning the
famous duelist. George Robert Fitz-
gerald. who was executed for murder
in 1856. No first class London club
would admit him. His name does not
appear in the club list. though he must
in sort of way be regarded as having
belonged to the club. He was. how
ever, In it only once. though it was his
boast that he had been unanimously
chosen a member.
Owing to Fitzgerald's well known
dueling propensities no first class
London club would admit him. Never
theless he got Admiral Keith Stewart.
who knew that be must fight Fitz-
gerald or comply, to propose him for
Brooks.
Accordingly the duelist went with
the admiral on the day of the election
to the clubhouse and waited down
stairs while the ballot was in progress
The result. a foregone conclusion.
was unfavor to the candidate. not
even one white ball being among the
black, the admiral having been among
the first to deposit his. Mr.. Brooks
eventually went to tell Fitzgerald. who
was waiting In the hall. that there
was one black ball and that therefore
his candidature had failed.
Thrusting aside Brooks. who pro-
tested that nonmembers might not en-
ter the clubrooms. Fitzgerald few up.
stairs and entered the room. Walk
ing up to the fireplace, he thus ad
dressed Admiral Stewart.
80. my dear admiral. Mr. Brooks in
! forms me that l have been elected
three times"
"You have been balloted for. Mr..
Fitzgerald, but am sorry to say you
have not been chosen" said Stewart.
"Well. then" replied the duelist. Ibid
you blackball me?"
my good sir" answered the admiral
how could you suppose such thing?'
ooh. / supposed no such thing. my
dear fellow. only want to know who
it was that dropped the black ball in
by accident. as it were.'
Fitzgerald now went up to each in
/ dividual member and put the same
question to all in turn, Did you black
| ball me. sir?" until he made the round
of the whole club, and in each case he
received a reply similar to that of the
| admiral
When he had finished his investiga
tons he thus addressed the whole
body: "You see. gentlemen, that as
none of you have blackballed me 1
must be elected. 1t is Mr.. Brooks who
has made the mistake"
After this nothing more was said by
the members. who determined to ig-
more the presence Of their dangerous
visitor. who drank three bottles of
champagne in enforced silence for no
one would answer him when he spoke
When he had gone it was agreed
that half a dozen stout cOnstab!es
should be in waiting the next evening
10 bear him off to the watch house if
he attempted again TO intrude. but
Mr. Fitzgerald. aware probably of the
reception he might get. never did"
Apropos of blackballing. Mr.. Nevil.
mentions the greatest instance OF
blackballing probably ever known
which took place some years ago at Il
ladies' club. where one candidate re
ceived three more black balls than I'll.
number of members present-a case
of excessive zeal indeed.
The practical joker Is naturally no
| unknown in the most solemn of clubs
and some irrepressibe jOkers have
paid for their love of fun by havin.
to resign their membership. One o:
them. whose eScapades were notorious
in London twenty years ago. sitting
half asleep In certain bohemian
club. became annoyed at very rec
headed waiter who kept buZzing abou;
his chair. The sight of the fiery lock:
was eventually too much for this
wild spirit. and. darling up and seiZ
ing the man. he emptied a bottle OF
black ink over his head before he
could escape. The result. of course
was expulsion from the club. beside
which very substantial compensa ton
was rightly paid to the waiter"
Sauce.