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have in my possession a prescrip-
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II. weakened manhood, failing men,
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heir own homes-without any add1-
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avery man who wishes to regain his
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determined to send copy OF thu
prescription free Of charge In plain,
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Who will write me for it.
This prescription comes from a ply
silian who has made q special study
af men and I am convinced that 1t IL
he surest acting combination for the
are Of deficient manhood and vigol
allure ever put together.
think I owe It to my fellow mai
o send them a copy In confidence &C
nat any man anywhere who is weak
md discouraged with repeated IA !
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great many doctors would charg
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ntireiy free.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-09-24

VALUABLE advice for consump-
tives. Think health. not disease, stop
experiment. follow nature; look up,
not down, above all resolve Il will get
WE'LL" Our little Sunshine" booklet
brightens the way. Postal addressed,
Natures Creation" Columbus, Ohio.
bring it fee Of charge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-09-24

When prescriptions or sick room
requisites are needed. promptness IL
essential. Try our messenger SER
,vice.-Mann-Tankersley Drug Co.
Phone so. 81 It.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18
sLovERs, .LANE.

b. Z 81 . b
The farmers are rejoicing over the
fine weather and working hard TO get
their crops planted.
Mr.. Jerome Summers burned his
clearing Tuesday evening which made
beautiful sight.
Mr.. Bailey Morgan is plowing this
week for Mrs. Vance.
]. W. and NJ. J. Vance planted corn
for NJ. C. yangilder and Bailey Morgan
last week.
Wesley and Martin Yangilder were
on this Lane Monday looking after
their colts.
Mrs. ]. W. Wiles, OF Morgantown,
and Mrs. ]. j. Ross and Miss Dora
Stone, of Falrmont, drove out on Low
ers' Lane last Thursday and spent the
day with Mrs, Ellen Vance on her
fruit farm.
Mr.. adm, Mrs. Hersehe Toothman
we're calling on Mrs. Ellen Vance Mon
day..
Mrs. Rebecca vangllder was visit
ing her daughter, Mrs. Bailey Morgan
Sunday. Mrs. Morgan continues very
sick.
Mr.. G. W. Hawkins is laid up with
rheumatism.
Mrs. Ellen Vance was visiting at
Fred Vangilder's Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. C. Vangllder attend
ed church at Trlune Sunday and visit
ed Mrs. Vangilder's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. D. Ashcraft.
Joseph Vangilder and Dayton GrubD,
two Of our interprislng young men,
are seriously opposed to using nick
names. We don't blame them.
Mr. John Bizit is in the poultry
business. He is using an incubator
with remarkable success.
John Vance is also raising chickens
but having the hatchin done by hens.
The Sunday schools at Mt. Clear and
Mt. Sharon are well attended.
The young people met at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Jesome Summers Sat
urday and spent a very pleasant even
ing. Music was the principle diver
sion.
We congratulate Miss Edith Moran
for, her success in winning the piano
in this district and we also congratu-
late the other popular young ladies Tor
their untiring efforts in the contest.
A great many OF our people were too
busy to attend, the circus Friday, but
went to town Saturday afternoon to do
their shopping r gp.l ,t,
The people on the ridge would be
glad if our road supervisor could ind
time to set the watering though on
the Lane 50 they could get water for
their teams. -,
Mrs. Mllltc Hayhurst and Mrs. Ellen
Vance we're Visiting Mrs, Will Hay.
hurst Wednesday. gsiIl IL geEf t'i
,5cDr Henry bOugh6 a fine baby boy to
Mr.. and Mrs! viii FTayhuFsti Saturday.
Mother and baby are both well.
,,-,,Gi,f,s H., -, TEXAS BILL, Z
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18
sAMARIA

j .H y
The little daughter of Mr. and Mrs
Emery Heck, and the little son OF Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas Lesson still con.
tinues very Ill with whooplng cough.
Mr.. Nathan McVicker of Barbour
county who had been visiting his son
at this place, returned home Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross Goodnight, who
were visiting the latters mother
Mrs. Nancy West, were called home
Saturday by the death of his father,
Mrs. Dirda Brown, and children, Fay
Liska and Enid of Mt. Harmony, were
visiting Mrs. Browns mother, Mrs.
Mile Nuzum and other relatives on
Grassy Run Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Bernice Lawrence and chill
dren OF Fairmont were visiting her
mother, Mrs. Anna Swisher Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. ]. G. Baker and chill
dren were visiting Mrs. Bakers par;
ents, Mr.. aud Mrs. Stephen Vincent
Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Goodwin and
daughters, Hazel and Audra were Wis
lting Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Hawkins
Sunday.
Mrs. Belle Hayhurst and daughter
Miss Leafie, were visiting the form
ers mother Sunday, Mrs, Nuzum mas
been quite sick for some time.
Mr.. Will Shaw, Of First ward, was
visiting his father one day last week
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. G. Morgan were VS.
lting the latters father Monday.
Mr. P. S. Murphy and daughter
we're visiting his mother, Mrs. Roa'
ma Murphy Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. M. Mcvicker and
children, Bernard and Halle were
Sunday visitors at Mr.. 2. B. Heck,s
Miss Nellie Heck is staying with
her uncle Emery Heck at present,
Several of our people took in the
big show at Fairmont Friday.
- = 4, ~ IYt.ntrJao
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18
an UP-T0-DATE DRUGGIST

SAYS IL Is surprising fcf IaHy Q'd-
fashlpi.ed remedies nc being nsed
which Roes TO show that i hard
10 improve some y our gard
thers old, tine-ttitd remed
For Instance. for keeping the lal r
dafii. soft aud glossy nothing e1tais
inF our graz d1iuthers sage tea has
eger been discovered. Although llys
the addition Of sulphur and Other tns
sgredients, this old-fashloued9 brew
has been made more effective as 2
bcaln tonic and colurHestorcr.
Nowadays when our hair comes. out
or gets faded or gray instead Of going
TO the garden or garnet for herbs and,
making the tea ourselves, we slmp-
" 20 TO the nearest drug store AMI
ask for d bottle Of Wyethts Sage am
snIphur Hair Remedy.
Druggists are authorized to sell.il
under guarantee that the money viii
be refunded II 1t fails. to do exactly as
represented.
This preparation is offered to the
rnhlic at fifty cents q b1ttle and Is
recommended and sold by
All Drat gists.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18
comMIssIoNER's NOTICE.

To the Bank, OF Pennington, a corpor.
alton, plaintiff, and to Clarence V.
Abbott, Ida NJ. Abbott, Mary Ann
Abbott, Amanda Abbott, George A.
Vincent, trustee, Florida Davis g.
r. Morgan, trustee, Fairmont Trust
Company, John A. Clark and Nor
gan Billingslea, defendants. = In
chancery.
In the Circuit Court Of Marion county,
West Virginia:
You and each of you will take no,
tice that in pursuance OF decree Of
The said Circuit Court entered In the
above styled chancery cause, on the
10th day of March, 1911, referring said
cause to the undersigned commission
err in chancery, to ascertain and re,
mort to said Court certain matters and
things in said decree specified, that
have fixed upon
THE 18TH DAY OF JUNE, 1911,
as the time, and my Office in the Court
House OF said county, in the City o.
Fairmont, as the place, for beginning
the discharge of my duties under sald
decree of reference, an abstract OIL
which decree is as follows:
Upon consideration OF al which, II
is adjudged, ordered and decreed that
this cause be, and the same Is hereby
referred to Harry Shaw, one OF the
commissioners in chancery OF this
Court, to take, state and report al
account, showlng' -,
First. All the real estate owned by
the Judgment debtors, Clarence " Alb
bott and Ida NJ. Abbott, where situate,
its description, and the quantity there
OF.
Second. The liens upon said real
estate, by whom held, their respective
amounts and priorities.
Third. Whether said real estate
will in Ave years rent for sufficient
sum to pay off and discharge said
liens and the costs OF this suit.
"Fourth. And such other matters
as any party in interest may require,
the same being pertinent, or such
other matters as said commissioner
himself may deem pertinent whether
so required or not"
At which time and place you may at
tend and do whatever may be neces'
sary to protect your interests.
Given under my hand this 18th day
HARRY SHAW,
Commissioner in Chancery.
MEREDITH & PRICHARD,
Counsel for the Plaintiff.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18
Deeds Recorded.

Deeds were yesterday received al
the Office of the county clerk Tor re
cordlng as follows:
H. T. Robey to Maude Robeyi par
eel of land in Lincoln district. Con
sideratioh, SIPS.
w. M. Amos to John Marshall ct all
trustee OF the Gilboa M. b. church, o
parcel of land on Davies Run in Lin
coin district. Consideration, 81 and
other valuable consideration.
Jesse N. Clayton and wife to G. A.
Snodgrass, a 1-5 interest in parcel oil
land on Buffalo creek in Warrington
district. Consideration, 81 and other
valuable consideration.
John R. Ice and wife to c. A. Snod'
grass, a parcel Of land on Joe's Run
in Warrington district. Consldera'
ton, 81 and other valuable considera'
ton.
q. j. Alstetter and wife to c. E.
Minor, a parcel Of land in the Fair
mont Development Company's East
Side addition to the City OF Fairmont'
Consideration, $3.50,
Sam j. Linn and wife to Guy W.
Linn, a parcel OF land in the Bellview
Heights addition to the City Of Fair
mont. Consideration, $3.50.
w. H.. Brand and wife to y. NJ,
Reese, the 1-64 interest in the oil and
gas underlying certain property on
Booths creek in Grant district. Con-
sideration, 81 and other valuable con
slderatfon.
W. H. Brand and wife to ]. G. Craw.
ford, the 1854 interest in the oil and
gas underlying a certain parcel of land
on Booths Creek in Grant district
Consideration, IS and other valuable
consideration.
w. H. Brand and wife to Fred NJ
Wilson, the 1.128 interest in the oil
and gas underlying certain lands on
Booths Creek in Grant district. Con
slderation, 81 and other valuable con
sideraticn.
Monongahela Industrial Company tt
Vertie E. Holt, a parcel ofIland in the
Company's East Side addition to the
City of Fairmont: Consideration $S20
Duke Brand, administrator ofltht
estate OF the late Miriam Smith ct al
ito Ezra L. Morgan ct al, parcel o.
fland in Lincoln district. consldera
ton, .$4,42O. e.S, rs
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18
NOTICE TO LIEN HOLDERS.

NJ w ElSN N'SSSS'
To all persons holding liens by judg'
ment or otherwise, on the real es.
tate or any part thereof, Of Cldr'
ence v. Abbott aud Ida NJ. Abbott:
In pursuance of decree Of the Cir
cult Court OF Marion county, made In
a cause therein pending, to subject
the real estate of the said Clarence "
Abbott and Ida NJ. Abbott to the sat
.Isfaction Of the liens thereon, you are
hereby required to present all claims
held by you and each Of you against
the said Clarence v. Abbott and Ida
NJ. Abbott, which are liens OH their
real estate or any part Of 1t, for ad'
to me, at my office, In the
Court House, in the City Of Fairmont,
on or before the 18th day OF June,
1911. 3.
Given under my hand this 18th day
'of May. 1911,
( HARRY SHAW,
Commissioner In Chancery.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18

o. ~
{ You have Il exactJy is required IN DE-
caldwetlis Syrup Popsin, which stands
Today, after a generation. Is the ideal
remedy for old people, women. children
and NIL others who require mild. nat
jIraI remedy. We could give the names
Of thousands Of old people who use noth-
ing else but Dr. Caldwelrs Syrup PepSin,
among them Mr.. A. "A. Lewis Of Benton5
vile, Ark, and Mr.. Enoa Gilpln Of Dam
vile, Ill
They first sent 70 Or. Caldwell for a
free sample bottle. which every reader
is Invited TO DO, and then, having tested
Il and found II satisfactory, they bought
Il or their druggist at fifty cents and
one dollar bottle. Their words Of pub
ne praise should prompt the present read
err to at least send for q sample bottle.
Il costs nothing. Results are absoini,eiy
guaranteed or money VIII be refunded.
chase Of his remedy ends his obligation: tIe
diseases for over forty years and will be
ie subject free Of charge. hlare welcome
ldyice or the free sample address him d.,
ontieeilo, III.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18

Marriage licenses were yesterday IS
sued hy tire county clerk as follows:
Marshall q. gfaw, 20, and AEannia
+. Phillips, 81, both5oE Warrington.
Sam Liycri, 2S. Of Harrington, and
Tereee Tnlsason, II, Of New England.
Antonio Jis, step-father Of the girl,
gave his consent In person.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18

DIR. L.. b! Burk yesterday filed two
birth certificates with the county clerk
for recording. H. Gaskins filed one
death certificate.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18

~ .illlas
Life ~ ID arranged HAT tliern e ~
clore roscnblanee beiWseh infancy and
old age ny mi nol meant ithe mental
but the phytica faeHIHes For example,
lho orean 81 diee ti6h is|.the most diff
lcnit hing tho child has to contend With,
aa 4 Is that 6 tie Old perbon.
When pptsot iast middle life
hs power II dis don decreases, and COM
tlnues 70 grow Bealter. and for that ,rea-
ION 50 mahy old people are habituaily
consflpdtcd They try everything reeorf-
mcnded RON hot water 70 strong cathar-
ties without AVAIL Now, ~ Z there Is any
one thing person Of advanced years
thonld not take a 1. Is d "a thartic The
bowel nn6t stand II. What u required
IS mid, gentle, 1ion-g riplng liquid laxa-
Dr. Caldwell does not feel that the PM
has specialized ID stomach liver and bows
plea Cd lo tive tie reader ahy advice on I
ioswfite him. Whether for the medical
~. i. Caldwell. 81 Caldwell Building, y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-05-18

On the day that score of your best
customers look in vain for your adj,
and only find that OF your competitor,
you may do well to worry Moderately
hard.
The Washington times., 1911-07-11
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

You'd bettir go out and play now.
Sammy. sed Sue.
But 1 Jest sat on the chare and
looked at the handy It looked like
chocklfts and It looked like mixtures
bekaus you can nevir tell frum the
books or ev1n by lissening to the way
it rattels. 1 shood think It awt to
have a sine avn the outside so people
GOOD tell.
Sammy. sed Sue aftir a vile, did
you say you was going out
No, 1 sed, 1 dident say enything.
Wich 1 dident, beeing to biEy looking
at the handy.
Well I wish you'd go, sed Sue.
Wy, I sed. still looking at the handy.
Cant you and Mr. Toml1ins tawk Jest
the saim weather I'm hear or not, I seq.
l wont say anuthLr werd to you, Sue
sed.
And neether she did for a vile, and I
dideHt say anuthir werd to her, and Mr..
Tomkins dident say anutrnr werd to
eether of us. But kept looking at the
handy.
Then Mr. Tomldns sed, RELY bleeve
he wants sum Of that handy. Do YOU
Sammy.
1 dident say enything, but lest looked
at Sue and Sue said, Will you get out
If 1 give you sum, and 1 shook my he'd
yes, and she gave me sum and I got
out.
The Washington times., 1911-07-11

Gertrude Coughdrop put over an
other success with her new crew or
dancers, didn't shsr'' asked the stage
struck youth as he whitfield spiin-
ter down to the proper toothpick pro-
portions.
I'm" said the stage doorkeeper'
as he emptied his pipe. She usually
puts one over, and I rather guess
this last venture Of hers Is maxim a
little more noise than usual You
see. II a crowd will come and pay
their good coin to see one girl wiggle
around in a slight Improvement on
her birthday suit q bigger crowd
would naturally come to see dozen
girls doin' the same capers.
Maybe Eve Started Il
"Judgin' from the costumes that
are now in vogue or in hook. think
maybe Eve started this back to ma
ture wiggle DANCE stun. OF course,
that puts Adam in the role Of the
first nighter, and I had always be-
fore held q high opinion OF my
earliest ancestor. But l suppose he
swapped a little fresh fruit for a gal
lery ticket and climbed up alongside
the megatherium and cursed his stu
The Washington times., 1911-07-11

Wen Mr.. Tomkins comes to see my
ststir Sue, wich is sumtimes every
mite, he brings her a books of Handy.
Susnttmes It is chocklits and sum-
times it is mixed, but mostly 1t is
chocklits.
He brawt a books OF handy last mite,
and Sue sed. Oh, Mr.. Tomkins, wat a
luviy sirprtze. Altho 1 don't see how
II GOOD Of bin a sirprize bekaus he
brings q books evry times he comes
and. If he hadent OF brawt one l CESS
Sue wood Of bin prttty mad awl rite.
Sammy Curious
I wanted to no wat kind it wss. but
1 didn't say enything, bekaus Sue sed
II l ever tawked about the handy
agen wNe Mr.. Tomktns was thare
thare wood be trouble. Sue sat avn l
end Of the sofer and Mr.. Tomkins sat
avn / end and sat avn a chare and
looked at the handy, which was avn
the manttl peece.
Wich is best, Mr.. TomkinS, sed,
mixtures or chocklits
Sammy. sed Sue. is that mothir
kalling you
1 don't heer enybody, I sed, and
neether 1 did, and I don't bleeve Sue
did neether.
don't no wich is best, sed Mr.. Tom
kins. Wy.
o. no reezin, sed.
The Washington times., 1911-07-11
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

pidity for not bringin' his opera
glasses.
And. while'I think Of II. moro
than half believe that the serpent in
the original summer garden was the
first press agent, and probably the
reason for that apple episode was
strong desire for publicity. But.
while we may have slumped a bit
when II came TO uncostuming our
dancers during the dull. drab. purt-
tanical age, we gradually are getting
back to form. You will perhaps note
my allusion to back and FORM And
that's putting 1t mildly.
The Good Old Days
why, kid, / can remember back to
the days when the first Black Crook
company played this town and nobody
came but men. And that bunch Of
spear-carriers looked like they was
dressed for a hard winter when you
compare 'em with the present-day out
1T"
But that littlest Russian girl that
the papers are rav1n' abous has nothin'
on Gertrude when 1t comes to putting
on a dance" ventured the S. 8. z.
Nothing at all, kid, nothing at ALL"
snorted the s. D. K. Don't muff that
last one-nothing at ALL
The Washington times., 1911-07-11

ING GLASS: Your articles are
very much enjoyed by the
writer, and feel sure they are DOU-
BLY, ENJOYED by the MASCULINE
POPULATION. But Loretta, please
turn your mirror on, the MAN QUES-
TION for while. Give US pictures of
the selfish man, the self-centered. arro-
CANT. naughty one who thinks woman
is a creature made for his pleasure and
trifies with her affections. SHOW UP
THE STINGY MAN, the one who
spends and spends on himself. with
never q thought for the girl he pre-
tends to like; who monopolfEes her time
and expects to be entertained three
evenings a week, but never knows that
the time comes for some return of
courtesies. I especially ask for the
glass to be turned on the fellow who
will not spend cent on the girl he
says he cares for. yet will monopolize
her time, her vocal and instrumental
entertainment and NEVER A CAR
RIDE EVEN in teturn! Please let me
see HIM in print. will you not? Hop
ing you will give a daily reader the
pleasure of profiting by this use Of
your glass, am,
A DEVOTED READER.
"P. S.-The ABOVE MAN would try
to convince me that he is good to his
mother and sister. liking the sister so
well that he will not let her work,
and giving her ten dollars a month to
spend as she chooses"
They say that a girl always gets the
point OF her letter in the postscript.
You certainly have put yours there.
The Washington times., 1911-07-11

he utterly fails to make a deserved re-
turn for your hospitality. you are max
ing mistake by letting him stay in
your parlor. You are putting yourself
In the same class with the Irishman
in the song. The place for him is the
pigstyl
Such creatures have the gobbling
habit It's their nature. Your right,
privilege and duty to yourself and other
girls Is to show Him that ONE GIRL
refuses to encourage his bad manners.
Three evenings a week is overfeeding
him. No wonder he gets fat and sat-
isfied. loggy and lazy. Wake him up!
STICK him! That is the right treat
ment for his kind. And use for your
weapon that instruments which has been
rated by men of all ages and climes
the most piercing, your womans
tongue. This is a perfectly justihabls
occasion.
No More Cookies
Tell him If he cannot extend some
of the courtesies that gentlemen give
to ladies to you who have done your
best to deserve them, he cannot con-
tinue to lounge in your parlor. If he
cannot take you to a moving picture
show, you will no longer waste your
songs upon him. If he will not lead
you to a soda fountain now and then,
no more Of your mothers cookies for
him. Ny dear devoted reader, he Is
not worth keeping-even If any kind OF
q fence had ever been devised that
COULD KEEP HIS KIND. There may
be a nice man waiting to come to you
when YOU sHoo THIS CREATURE
AWAY
The Washington times., 1911-07-11

''Wonderfulr calculated his visitor,
The letters are burning love mis-
slves. One of them had From Toot-
sie,' at the bottom; one said From
Sweetsums,' and so on"
Have you a bad memory? asked
the great detective.
"Rotten-I beg your pardon
miserable" replied his visitor
Are you engaged?"
mo. Yes! BY Jove, those letters
are from Mabel-she's been away for
O week" And he wrung the great
detectives hand, but the great detec-
tive made him cough up.
The Washington times., 1911-07-11
Our Grocery Clerk -.
Says Still AnotherE

Other grocery stores have handled
lime drops, but I'll bet precious few
OF them ever got rid of them as fast
as the boss, and I got rid OF q Jar
that looked for a time as though It
was going to get shop worn.
The boss doped it out, somewhere
at the back Of that massive brain Of
The Washington times., 1911-07-11
ENGLISH Joke FOR TODAY

THE engine will be painted in spe-
oial colors, and the boiler will be
furnished with brass bands. Loco
motive Magazine.
The way boilers are pampered now
adays is disgusting. Time was when
they had to be contented with . sim
ple whistie.-Punch. -.-
The Washington times., 1911-07-11
sKE HOLDS IT UP TO TIE
STINGY MAN
Loretta's Looking Glass

This ABOVE MAN is your man. He
is the sT1NGf MAN. And here is
what think Of him. II 1t really inter
esrs you to know. / think he belongs
to the large family Of HUMAN HOGS.
I am assuming, Of course. that you
know he makes enough to BE kind"
to his mother and sister. as he says,
and still take you car riding now and
then. II he does and is SO swinish that
The Washington times., 1911-07-11

his, and gave me a job as chief assist
ant Here she goes:
Enter customer.
Me: Aren't you feeling up to
scratch today, Mrs. Parkins, or
Simpson, or Jones? Your complexion
isn't quite as fresh as usual"
Customer: DO you think soT'
Very worried.
Me: well, I'll leave 1t to the boss"
Boss: Yes, noticed 1t myself, Mrs
Parkins, or Simpson, or Jones. Now
these lime drops, etc. etc, etc"
. Do you want the empty jar7
The Washington times., 1911-07-11
AS Clear As the
Breath of Summer
GOT HIS SLEEP

GOI HIS SLbEF
Doctor-I see what the matter is You
do not get sleep enough. Take this
prescription to the druggists.
Mr.. Blinkers-Thank you I presume
that's what's the matter.
Doctor next day)-Ah, good morning!
You are looking much better today
Slept last night, didn't you?
Mr.. Blfnks-s-Slept like a top. I feel
first-rate.
Doctor-How many doses OF that OPT
ate did you AXE?
Mr.. Blinkers Qn surprise)| didn't
take any. I gave 1t to the baby.