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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04
Getting Up Early.

Getting Up tarN.
We English poet Grey once said:
Lives there We man with soul so dead
Who never to hymself hath said
This is my own, my native land.
There are plenty of men who have
never said this, and never even
thought II, for the only time that that
sort of thought comes into your head
is when you have gotten up real early
In we morning and seen We sun rise
over ye hills and heard We birdlcts
singing through ye trcctops, etc, ad
lib, and then some.
Seriously speaking, however, yc
scribe once knew a man who had a
mania for getting up out of hys nice
warm bed In We wee small hours of
We morning. lie lived in ye same
house with hym, and was always
handing out ye dope to yc scribe that
II he would only get up early in ye
morning he would feel fine and dandy
One night, in weak moment, when
yc wonderful moon that rises over
Hawaii was riding yc heavens and yc
stars were twinkling fit to beat ye
band, yc scribe told yc man that he
would even get up with hym yc next
morning and go down to ye river for
a swim in ye placid waters thereof.
He thought no more of yc matter
until yc next morning, when this fiend
In human disguise woke hymn up Just
as he was dreaming that he had re-
ceived n rise of twenty-five cents II
month in hys salary and was buying
an auto for trip to Waikiki. lie
opened hys eyes, and there was not
u glimmer of light to be seen. At ye
door stood hys tormcntor. Come on,
old chap" he said; rye water Is Just
lovely"
Yc scribe crawled out of bed and
CROPPED around in yc dark for hys
clothes. When he had got these on
he cast one last look ut We warm
bed. but as he had given hys word
he thought he had better go through
with ye proposition. and therefore he
went out into yc darkness of ye night.
IIys friend was waiting for hym out
side, and taking hym by ye hand. led
hym out into we lonely looking road.
Half MALE off lay ye pool in
which they were to disport them
selves, and ye way lay through bushes
and over rocks. BY ye time We tryst-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04

warbling in ye trees, and everything
seemed good.
Since then he has made We journey
every morning, and says that no man
who has We couraG To get out of bed
and go down to yc waters can ever
have dead soul All he wants to do
is to run around and tell everybody
that he Is glad To be alive. This is
hys own country, the finest place on
Gods earth. lie comes down to work
feeling that he can run the whole
universe, and can never understand
how 1t Is that so many of hys friends
prefer to stay In bed in ye mornings.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04
We Old English Scribe
On Bisbeleivers ct AL

liStpn IN thpm 'rbpn tbp ann,n man
comes ou, an hoo Jrr,huI
"Wbv" bo saws "wbat arc you folks
worrvinc ,h,ui9 Tb,t w,, rnt any
case ,r Yellow foyer, II was orIv
denruo might I'm know rpr never
saw II and If did I wouId NOT know
tho JiC,eronco hotwoop II and n horace
sb,c rho d,c,ors ,rc nnlv dining This
in ordcr that tb.v can got enough
none, IN ,r,,p m tb, town Thcy
,ro oil rr,dor,I ouici,Is and thov bovc
L,d ard,rs rr,r, ,y,shin,,op IN carry
,rIs t,ir,, ,hrn,,cb "
ia thora ,rv safe bupbousc where
tbcyo ,,r, nr poonIo can be NM in
timo or disease and kent there until
yo lo,cI minded peonlc bove finished
iboir yorkg II il a great pily that
conn, ,r Thorn a, not got 20 foyer.
and tbop no tnId nv thc doctors that
,hcy nnlv had denpuc. ANY old thing
th,t IL handy is good enough for
,hom half - brick nrecerrrd.
4. !. :.
,,n,p,.. Sn,r,s.
yo scrihc mnkcs hys bow To We
NikoJo. and homes We latter will aC-
c,pt bys concentrations, even though
tbcv nro rather late i'm We day. but
II h,s hoan imuossible TO get them
out any earlier.
Yesterday afternoon We scribe went
dovn In Aala Park and stood for u
long time watching We small .Iapa-
rcso vouths porticipating in We vari-
ous romes There is not very much
difference between We sports as pulled
off thcro and those held at Alexander
EioId tho main point of argument be-
inc vc size or yc running track. Any
ain, docs We Iarnucsc when he is out
r,r -, halliday for all he wants Is to
hc ,muscd 4 small two-by-rour track
,..,s rouod nlf ucar We bandstand, and
,,,tsiJo this We crowd stood and
u.,tcbcd 20 yorious stunts.
yo Good oId-Cashioned obstacle race
,,.,,s r,rch in yorue. both among We
sr,u vnrtbs and also among We
,,r,yr-np mon or va Japancsc COM
,,,,ni,v Eour or thcm ran In heat,
~, ,hnt r.,, oil tho track would stand.
,rho, oor,o :, 90 srst obstacle. which
,o,si.,,d ,r I,,y white socks and
,hor ,,o crowd wnuId root and root
mil vo runuers had all managed to
crawl through and start out for yc
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04

SYRACUSE, n. with the death
Of the tenth victim of Lee OldIicld's
automobile in the accident at the New
York state fair, Attorney General Car
mody has begun an investigation. He
wants To ascertain II any liability for
the deaths attaches To the state. Old
fields machine crashed through the
fence and into the crowd Of spectators
owing to the bursting of tire. The
accident occurred shortly after Prcsi-
dent Taft had completed his address.
Oldhcld has been placed under arrest.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04

Richard l.. Freeman the Boston
broker of unlisted securities, who dis
appeared last August Is wanted on n
specific charge of stealing bonds and
securities valued at slO5OO belonging
TO Donald Cameron of Lowell.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04

A dispatch from Dublin. Ga, says
u negro, employed as a chauffeur by
n prominent woman, was lynchcd by
u masked mob for an attempted as
sault upon the woman whose automo-
bile he operated.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-04
Answers 10 Correspondents.


In response TO many Inquiries, yc
scribe has opened limited part Of
hys columns for answered correspond
Cnts. Inquiries should be written on
one side of We paper only, and should
be addressed "Nc Old Scribe, Bull
led II Office"
Inquirer Passing Cocoanuts" is
written by the star advertiser of tlo-
nululu T. p.-Walkcd To the waste
paper basket unaidCd. FCvcr-ThrCc
grains Of ruugh-On-rats should keep
the patient quiet il given night and
morning; if no Improvement, increase
doses ENilc--lf you really want to
30 back home, should advise you to
take the boat; II is safer than walk
ing. because water is such slippery
stun and San Francisco is a long way
of. Peter R-VerscS show some
class in parts Publish herewith a
few lines:
I feel no pain
oh mother, dear,
Connect me with the brewery again
And let me die drinking beer.
The other verses jumped the tracks
and have been lost; call ut Office for
cash. Ilouscwife--To make Jelly, put
the right ingredients In Il dish: place
in ice box and serve hot If this does
not suit, try buying It ready made.
!. !: =
We Disbclic,crs.
Human nature, as in evidence in
Honolulu, seems TO be slightly diff
lercut from We same thing anywhere
elsc-at least this is Judging by yc
scribc'B knowledge of ye city. When
any disease breaks out, then yc whole
OF We pupulaCC is sore afraid during
We first few DAYS of same. After that
however. comes lull, and then sets
in We reaction. We disease never eN-
listed, say great per cent of We
populacc.
At the beginning of this year
cholera broke ont In Honolulu. and
yo pOpulaCe threw about seven yariC-
ties of blue tits. "NC whole town Is
doomed" they cried in yC most mourn
ful tones, and sugar stock will 20
down 10 bedrock No tourists will
come here again, and everything will
BE- pau" Then. through We good work
of yc health authorities, We disease
was collarcd and there was no more.
As soon rs this had happened, then
uprosc We doubling Thomas from yc
rubbish heap, where he had been
hiding hymsclf. and proclaimed aloud
that there had been no cholera ut
all: that We Board Of Health had only
gone around and killed about twenty
people In order that they might so
before yc Legislature aud get money
To spend in automobiles and other
petty forms of amusement.
Once again yellow fever breaks out,
and yc populacc turns about two hun
drcd and fifty-thrco collective somcr-
saults. Everyone is thinking that
he has important business on yc
Coast. and there is general uproar.
Money Is spent like water: everybody
Is talking at tho same time; commit
tees are formed every three and half
minutes, and great campaign Is
planned. Then two or three days go
by and there are no mere cases oil
fever. The doctors had said that this
Is very likely what would happen, but
the populaCe has not got time -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
MAY ENTER RELINQUISHED LAND
House Passes Measure Already Passed
by Senate.

Tuesday The Tribune received word
from Congressman Thos. r. Hamer
stating that the house of representa-
tives had yesterday passed the bill pro-
viding that where entries on govern
ment irrigation projects made prior to
June %, 1910, have been relinquished
in whole Oh in part, the land relin-
pushed shall be subject to settlement
and entry under the homestead laws.
The bill was passed by the senate some
time ago.
The people under the Payette- Boise
reclamation project should feel very
grateful to Senator Borah and Repre-
sentative Hamer for the successful en-
actment into law CT this measure of
relief.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
TENTH ANNUAL REPORT

Caldwell, Idaho, Feb. 3, 1911.
To the Stockholders OF the Canyon
County Fair Association:
| herewith submit to you the follow
ing report for the year 1910 showing
the receipts and expenditures and to
whom the money was paid, excepting
the item of the races and the prem
iums which runs from rs cents to
$4,000, but for these items we have
the cancelled warrants on file as well
as all the other bills. This report
will show you that there was only
about $4,000 more money taken in
this year than the year 1909 at the
gates, grandstand stalls and conces-
sions. $3.50 of this was at the gates,
so you can see that the attendance
was but very little larger than the
year before, and our expenses were
much greater on account OF the TACT
that in the year 1869 there was moth
ing done on the grounds before the
fair, which would naturally take more
the next year in the way of repairs
One item for instance was lumber. In
1909 there was not piece of lumbc
bought during that year. This last
year there were Ii stalls blown down
by wind storm and the lumber
alone cost us $3.50 to replace the same,
. to say nothing of the labor Also
our track was in very bad shape this
year and had TO be fixed up before the
fair. Our races cost MS $500 more
our band cost us SIPS more, which
was the same price as the home band
wanted, namely $S2S, and the item OF
the sale of stock in 1909 was l42C
against $3ls for 1910 over $ll00 diff,
ference, which all goes to show that
there was less money in the country
as II was worked harder this year
than in 1909,
Last year we had about $500 of ole
bills oaid, some of them four year,
old, 1ese were taken up this yeai
and we are now behind about thi'
amount, so this shows you that tn,
fair broke even with the heavy ex
penses,
tContinued on page 81
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

DR.. T. T. Shorpe, pastor of the
Methodist Episcopal church at Merid
ian, left the Canyon hospital on Tues
day where he has been under the care
of RI. Cue for the past two weeks
DR.. Shorpe was victim of the grippe
which took hold of his nervous system
and gave him quite a shaking up. He
is convalescent now, however, and by
the end of the month will be able t.
resume his work in all probability
He is with his family at the Methodist
parsonage here.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
Secretary KneedIer Celebrates Birth

Mrs. H. S. Kneedler gave a surprise
smoker party Wednesday evening in
honor of Mr.. Kneedler's birthday.
About thirty-five friends were invited
to do honor to the occasion. 1t is
needless to say a most pleasant even
ing was spent by those present. The
time was spent in conversation, sing
ing and story telling. The feature Of
the evening was a song, He thinks
he's going to heaven but he's going
the other way" sang by Miss Kneed
Ter, in which a verse was devoted to
each guest. The song was very clever
ly worded and made a hit with every
body. Mrs. Kneedler was assisted by
Mrs. Smell
The guests at departing wished Mr..
Kneedler many, many happy returns
of the day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
Maloney With BOise This Season.

Mike Maloney, the baseball pitcher
who started in Caldwell and after
wards played with the Emmett and
Nampa teams, has closed for the base
ball season of 1911 with Boise. The
Statesman says:
general laugh, started by Ma
loney himself arose in Kellacky's Of
flee when the Nampa wonder signed
his contract. He has been known so
long as Mike that his closest friends
have forgotten that his real front
name is Vivian. Mike is unable to &C
count for the name, and states that
he is glad it has been forgotten. The
name of Mike suits him perfectly, and
those who know him acknowledge
that it fits the six foot pitcher better
than would the cute little appellation
Of Vivian.
Maloney made good with Nampa.
He had the teams from the outlying
bushes wildly tanning the air all last
summer in vain attempts to connect
with his benders, and kellacky is
sure that he will he able to serve the
Union leaguers in the same fashion
Maloney is full OF confidence, lie re-
cards the Union league but step
ping stone, and can already see Con-
ME Mack and Hugh Jennings bidding
for his services,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
New Real Estate Firm in Town.

This week Messrs. Foote & Lang of
Middleton purchased the real estate
office and business of H. A. Graef and
Immediately took possession. These
gentlemen have been vry successful
at Middleton. Mr.. FOote was one of
the early settlers in the Boise valley
Years ago he located at Middleton
engaging in the milling business
Afterwards he moved to Caldwell
erecting the first FIGURING mill this
city ever had About three years ago
ne returned to Middleton. Mr.. Foote
is substantial, highly respected man
The Tribune is pleased to see him in
business again in Caldwell. Mr.. Lang
IS said to be a very successful business
man and real estate operator.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

as a young mems club room and the
other part for other needs The room
will not be placed at the disposal of
the young men of the city until the
auditorium is finished, however, as
present conditions necessitate its sole
occupancy by the congregation.
The auditorium will be completed
As soon as possible. The carpenters
are still at work and the wiring is al
most finished, As soon as conditions
permit the plastcring will begin and
then the carpenters will be turned
Dose on the finishing. All the ma
terial is on hand, even the furnish
ings. The large pipe organ, manu-
iactured by the Moller Organ Co
Hagarstown, \ H., is now cnroute and
will be here by the end of February
II not sooner. 1t is the intention to
rush things to an early completion
When the church is finished it will
afford one of the largest auditoriums
in the state, il not in the whole Pa
ciiic northwest, apart from those in
our largest cities. 1t viii have acco-
mediation for go sittings, including
choir-alcOve. By placing chairs in the
vacant spaces it will easily seat l,OOC
people This will make a splendid
auditorium and will meet the needs
Of this husE ing, busting, gro wing
city.
The structure contains several class
rooms, kitchen, toilet rooms and
others, and possesses all modern con
veniences. The lighting system prom
Uses to be excellent The dome in
the center OF the ceiling is Is feet in
diameter and will be of art glass, con
structed by the Ford Bros. art glass
company of Minneapolis. It will give
delicate light and the scheme will
be most pleasing. The main floor
will be furnished with three ply oak
pews, wax finish The galleries will
be provided with opera chairs On
the Whole, the edihce will compare
favorably with any ecclesiastical
structure in the west 1t will enhance
Caldwell's reputation for progressive.
ness and enterprise and her interest
in the moral and spiritual welfare of
her citizens.
Too much cannot be said fo~ the
brick and cement contractor, Mr. c. R
Emmett. He has certainly done a
good job-one which reflects credit
on his skill and workmanship. Mr.
]. T Kyle, the superintendent, hae
left no stone unturned to secure the
best material and have the very best
work performed No part of the
building has been sighted either in
the way of material or Workmanship
Everything is first class in every re
gard.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

Mrs. ed. Potter, of the Saratoga
hotel. sang n most beautiful solo at
the opening of the basement of the new
Methodist church last Sunday morning.
1t was entitled open the Gates of the
Temple" Mrs. Potter has worry
sweet contralto voice, cultured and OF
great compass, Everybody enjoyed the
solo and will be glad to hear her as
often as she can sing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

We wish to state that the Caldwell
Grocery has turned over their stock
of groceries to the Boise Association
of Credit Men, who will conduct the
business until some disposition can hr
made of same, and will offer the IN
tire line of groceries at cost for cash
We have large line of chlnaware
that will be sold at SS Is off. Come
early and secure bargains.
BOISE ASSOCIATION OF CREDIT
MEN,
d, II. Binnard Mgr
flo t
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

Chas Balm left yesterday for Loon
Lake, Wash. where he Will engage ~
the mercantile business Mr.. Balm
rented his farm near town. \ G.cdt
many n'oo'c will be sorry - lc;ur
that Mr.. md Mrs., 3ahrl have lei, .fis
section OF the country
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

DR., Powell received nine persons
into his church last Sunday morning
Nearly every Sunday he takes one OF
more people in. The membership is
now approaching 400, so the rerorl
goes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
Ride Far for Names.

"A whole romance is contained in
the following excerpt from the mes
sage:
AT special meeting of the Com
mercial club, an appropriation was
made and committees appointed with
instructions to secure signatures of
every property owner in the county,
As perhaps one-third of the names Sc
cured are from communities without
rail communications and the time the
committees had to secure them was
short, the magnitude of this accom-
plishment becomes apparent
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
Mrs. Dorman Stricken With Paralysis

Mrs. William Dorman, stricken with
paralysis last week, is in very criti-
cal condition. There is but slight hope
for her recovery, Mr.. aud Mrs Dor
man are among the early settlers of
this section, locating near Caldwell
In 1885
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
\ Bargain il taken at once.

-Four nice forty acre tracts on Dee
Flat, $50 per acre; $l,+00 down and
balance long time at s per cent Thi,
is the best buy in the valley,
F. +. Smitr Land Co. Rooms &c
50 Steuncnberg Bldg. f3-ti
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
new BOARD DIREC-
TORS ELECTED
NEW BOARD OF DIRECTORS
ELECTED FOR FAIR ASSO-
CATION OF COUNTY

President and Secretary Make Their
Annual Report Showing that the
Resources of Association Exceed
Liabilities By $4,000 and Big Fair
Assured.
In response to about the 10Th call OF
the president and secretary meeting
Of the stockholders of the Canyon
County Fair Association was held in
the Commercial! Club rooms Friday
evening Of last week. The rooms
were filled with members and the
members were filled with enthusiasm.
There were present about 65 stock
holders, representing 700H shares of
stock out of a total of 94312 shares is
sued. The meeting was called to or
der by President II. D Andrews. AT
ter calling the roll of the stockho ders
by Secretary J. B. Gowen and reading
the minutes of previous meetings of
the association and directors, the sec
rotary read the tenth annual joint re-
port of the president and secretary,
which was also the seventh annual re
port of Secretary Gowen. The re-
port of the secretary was received
with approval and applause After
the report was submitted President
Andrews invited suggestions and crit
icisms. A number of interesting sug
gestions were made, but very little
criticism was offered.
Those who spoke words of suggest
ion and encouragement were Messrs,
H. 7 French, A. +. GIBSON, w. F,
Howard, W. H. Roadway, J, W. Wat
kins, H. w. .Dorman, c. S. Doan, R
S. Madden and H. B. Aven. After
listening to the remarks of the gen
tlemen, the stockholders gave Mes
srs. Andrews and Gowen vote Of
thanks and proceeded to elect new
directors The new directors are in
the main new men. This happened
by the old directors refusing to stand
for reelection to the board
The following gentlemen were elect
ed directors for the ensuing year:
Chas Carnage OF Emmett; Robt H..
Weed, of Parma; J. A. lockwood Of
Roswell; J. NJ. Royston of Payette;
V. d. Hannah, H. T. French, E. A.
Clark, c. H. Turner, VIM. Won Was
mer, J. H. Elston and J. l. Davis of
Caldwell.
AS the joint report of the secretary
and president is very important doc
ument and shows the exact status Of
affair of the association we publish it
in full
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

A nice assortment of Valentines is
ON display this week at the Botkin,
Harmon Drug Co.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

never worked like that. He'd
rather die, Funny some peo-
pie don't like work amt it?'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10
new Church IS
GREAT BUILDING
THE METHODISTS HOLD FIRST
SERVICES IN NEW EDIFICE
SUNDAY LAST

New Building Is One of the Finest in
he Northwest and Reflects Credit
on Enterprise of Pastor and Flock.
Church Will Be Dedicated in the
Near future.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

&c sSsd no psnunuOol
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-02-10

tcontlnued on page 81
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-08
MOROCCAN MATTER IS
 STILL A NIGHTMARE
Proposed Conferences Have Not Been Held, But Are
 impending

PARIS, July 7-The proposed con ference for the settlement of the Moroccan question have not yet started and a difficulty in the way is the refusal of Germany to show her hand and say what she wants, in ad- dition to her persistence in keeping warship at Agadir, which is partic- ularly objectionable to France.
 It is understood here that Germany decided to negotiate with France alone with the object of partitioning Morocco between France, Germany and Spain, but France opposed any plan which did not provide for active participation of Great Britain. whose intention unequivocally to support France in the present complication greatly pleases the French people. There is the utmost confidence, how ever. that the matter will be settled through diplomatic channels and the situation is expected to develop more rapidly upon the return from Holland of President Fallieres and Foreign Ministed De Selves.
 Denial is given in official circles to the published report that a secret treaty exists between France and Morocco, whereby France advances funds to the sultan for the establish ment of a police force and the res toration of the sultan's authority un- der the supervision of French coun- sellors