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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Famous Eccentric Toasts.

Pitt, at Kidderminster, gave q
toast in compliment of the carpet
manufacturers.
May the trade Of Kidderminster,
said Pitt" be trampled under foot by
all the world"
A more audacious toast, freighted
with double meaning, has been vart
ously attributed to Smeaton, Erskins
and to some others. This after-dinner
trade sentiment was delivered in this
form:
Dam the canals, sink the coal pits,
blast the minerals, consume the manu-
features, dispense the commerce OF
Great Britain and IrelandI"-Cornhili
Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

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take
pleas
ure in
to YOU
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Hustlen,

"A good turkey dinner and mince
pie.' said Simeon Ford, always puts
us in a lethargio mood-makes us feel,
in fact, like the natives Of Nola
Chucky.
I'm Nola Chucky one day 1 said to
q man:
What is the principal occupation
Of this town?
Wall, boss the man answered,
yawning, in winter they mostly sets
lers the sun around to the west, and
in summer they sets on the west side
and follers the shade around to the
east"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
RaIfroadIna and Dancing.

Stuart G. Leake, who has lot to do
with managing a big railroad in Rich
mond, Va, is noted as one of the best
dancers in the south.
One night something went wrong
with the branch of the road over
which Leake has supervision.
Where in thunder was Leaker
asked the president Of the road next
morning
Leading a german" said the gen
sral manager.
Which," commented the president.
was a dirty Irish trick."-Popular
MagaZine
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Bill talked to her for five minutes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Spring Humors are due to the i'm
pure, impoverished, devitalized condi-
ton Of the blood brought about by
the unhealthful modes of living dur
Ing the winter, too close confinement,
too little outdoor air and exercise, too
heavy diet. Hoods Sarssparilla cures
them and builds up the whole system.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
sarmaIds In South Australia.

South Australia Is suffering from q
barmaid famine. Two years ago bar
maids were abolished in that state by
act Of parliament. No more could be
legally engaged, but those already en-
ployed could remain on condition that
they registered themselves.
There are now only 400 of them left,
and the competition for their serv.
ices is such that their wages have
Jumped from 25 shillings to s3 a
week. The hotels that have had to
employ barmen report a considerable
change for the worse In their receipts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Try This for Colds
Prescription Known for Results
Rather than LARGE Quantity,

ounces of Glycerine and half an ounce
of Concentrated Pine compound. Mix
these with half a pint of good whisky.
fuls after each meal and at bed time.
Smaller doses to children according to
age" Any one can prepare this at
home. This is said to be the quickest
cough and cold cure known to the
medical profession. Be sure to get only
the genuine (Globe) Concentrated Pine.
Each half ounce bottle comes in a tin
screw-top sealed case, II the druggist
is out Of stock he will quickly get II
from his wholesale house. Don't fool
with uncertain mixtures. It Is risky.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Hoods sarsaparlIIa has no equal
for cleansing the blood and expelling
the humors that accumulate during
the winter 1t effects it's wonderful
cures because it combines the utmost
remedial values Of more than twenty
different ingredients. Insist on having
Hoods. 1t has no substitute.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Bold Scribe.

'fHo. hum!" calculated honest Farm
er Hornbeak, who had encountered in
the village newspaper an example of
the perversity which the linotype
sometimes displays. The editor of
the Plaindealer amt afraid to speak
his mind. He comes right out and
says: In our opinion the Hon Thorn
as Rott has yddaonkzzounsottttpt
pm mnwww trahahaha hawzw zens-
kibby.' And, by jolly! he says it as
II he meant 1t, too!"-Puck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Free Cure for rheumatism and Bone
Pains.

Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. cures
the worst cases of rheumatism, bone
pains, swollen muscles and joints, by
purifying the blood and destroying the
uric acid in the blood Thousands Of
cases cured by B. B. B. after all other
treatments failed Price sl00 per large
bottle at drug stores. with complete direo,;
tons Large sample free by writing Blood
Balm Co.. Atlanta. Ga. Department y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Patriotic Dissemination.
your wife insists on being allowed
to vote"
YES" replied Mr.. Meekin. she's
not content with having the last word
In political argument. She wants to
go to the polls and put In post
script"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

I'm afraid you don't get enough ex-
ercise." said the physician.
That" replied Senator Sorghum.
"is because you never saw me at home
with my fellow citizens lined up to
shake hands with me-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Bad Breath

''For months I had great trouble with my
stomach and used all kinds Of medicines.
My tongue has been actually as green as
grass, my breath having bad odor. Two
weeksago friend recommended Cascarets
and after using them can willingly and
cheerfully say that they have entirely
shall recommend them to any one suffer-
ing from such troubles. "-Chas. II. Hal
perm, ia e. 9TH St., New York. N. Y.
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent, Taste Good,
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or GRIPPE.
lOc, 2Sc, SOC. Never sold In bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped G c.. 0uAranteed to
euro or your money back. VI
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

That fellow has a fearful nerve.
said the dealer in firearms.
Who is her"
An alienist. He says he will give
me commission on his business If
will hand his card to every wild-eyed
person who comes in and buys a re-
volYer."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

bic COMPOUND. L
was sick three
months and could
not walk. I SUI
fered all the time.
The doctors said I
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for I could
hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
rioht leo 7 began
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Cash Valuation

Never let it be said that you ac.
cepted votes that were given for q
financial consideration"
oh. we'll" replied the man who
isn't sensitive. Il don't think dollar
apiece is enough Of a financial con
sideration TO be worth mentioning"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Cause and Effect.
Where Is Bill today?"

where Is Bill today!
Bill Is sick in bed"
Whats the matter with him7''
We'll, you know that girl of his
thinks he doesn't use tobacco. Yes
terday he was hurrying around the
corner and he ran right into the girl.
He had a chew in his mouth"
yes, yes; go on"
There were two things to do-hurry
by or swallow"
"Well?"
Bill talked to her for five minutes "
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

While the Chinese native is being
gradually driven from the use o.
opium he is being educated in the
consumption Of cigarettes. the in
ports Of which are rapidly increasing
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Executive ability consists in finding
q man who can do the work-and in
letting him do 1t. Lots OF men who
can do the first, can't do the second.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
The jamestown Tower.

For nearly 300 years the venerable
jamestown tower has stood. chal'
Ienger to the devoted patriotism Of the
English-speaking race and to all low
ers of liberty and fair play the world
over.-Rev. Thomas B. Gregory, Uni
versalist, New York City.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Short Trio,

"Twobble started to read DR.. Eliot's
Harvard Classics"
How far did he get before stop
ping?"
"As far as the bookcase"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Important to Mothers
Reckless.

"Pipps doesn't care what he buys
on credit
mo. You would think that every
day he lives Is his last day on earth"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

He seems to be quite big man In
politics now suppose he has got
over his old habit Of STOPPING fo-
brides ," oh. yes. They hand them
I'D TO him now PUCK.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND 81 lid UP THE SYSTEM

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t Is simply Qunne and Iron in a taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
und the Iron builds up the system. Sold BY all
dealers for ~ years: Price % cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

"My daughter has been taking fen.
cling lessons and she feints beautiful
ly."
Huh Ought to see the way my
gal kin throw a fit"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Tayors Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy
Cures Coughs, Colds. Group and Whooping
Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
druggists, 25c. SOC and Sl.00 per bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
THIS WILL INTEREST MOTHERS.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children, 8
Certain relief for Fever!s hness, Headache, Bad
Stomach Teethipg Disorders, move and regulate the
"a hours They pleasant to the taste Children
like them They nersr f1N. Sold by all Druggist
25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen 8. Ohm
sted LIE Roy, u. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

am not so lost in lexicography as
to forget that words are the daugh-
ters of earth and that things are the
sons of heaven-Samuel Johnson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
ro. Cov.nS and cRVv

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re-
leves the aching and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the
Cold and restores normal conditions It's
nquid-efects Immediately. 1oc., 2bo., and SOC.
At drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Where Suroery Falls Short,

Surgery" said Simeon Ford at .
dinner in New York. "accomplishes
wonders nowadays. Hearts are sewed
up; the appendix is removed; the
large intestine is done away with.
But"
The noted humorist smiled
But will the time ever come when
surgery will be able to remove the
cheek of young man or the jaw Of an
old woman?"-New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
View of Life.

life Is not to be looked at as hide
Gus. Look at life as God sees it, With
smiles and hard work, life has great
possibilities-Rev. A. T Horn, Meth
odIst, Chicago. Ill.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
The Reason.

Il know a woman who never Cos
sips about her neighbors.'
Get out You don't"
Yes, | do She's dumb
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Life Is a stage play; 1t matters not
how long we act, so long as We act
well.-Bacon
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Good Customer Of America.
Morocco uses about two thousand
barrels of American cottonseed oil
yearly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Thousands of Consumptives die every
year. Consumption results from a neg.
lected cold on the lungs. Hamlns Wizard
Oil will cure these colds just rub it into
the chest and draw out the Inflammation.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Dost thou love life? Then do not
squander time, for time is the stuff
life IL made of-Franklin
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Hoods SarsapariIIa
All Spring Blood Diseases
and Ailments

Possesses medicinal merit Peculiar to Itself and has
unequaled record of Take it this spring usual
liquid form tablets known Sarsatabs
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Those days are lost In which we do
not good; those worse than lost in
which we do evil-Cromwell
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
WOMAN
ESCAPES
OPERATION
WasCured byLydiaE. Pink-
'sVegetable Compound

Elwood, Ind.-"Your remedies have
cured me and I have only taken six
bottles of lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, Is made
Of clean. sweet. health-giving Herbs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, sottens the gums, reduces intiamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS
Your druggist Ill refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT fails + cure any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding OF Protruding Piles in TO Il days. Soc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Constipation, indigestion, sick headache
and bilious conditions are overcome by
course of Garfield Tea Drink on retiring.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

True friends visit us In prosperity
only when invited. but in adversely
they come without invitation.-The-
ophrastus.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
10 years ago. They regulate and invigor.
ate. stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar.
coated tiny granules.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Taking Garfield Tea keeps the system
clean, the blood pure and the general
health good. Buy from your druggist.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

The Beginning.
Children learn to creep ere they can
learn to go.-Heywood.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

KIDNEV Is deceptive disease
thousands have 1t and
TR OTIRT r don't know it If you
want good results you
can make no mistake by using DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp-Root. the great kidney rem
edy. At druggists in fifty cent and dol
lar Sizes Sample bottle by mail fres,
also pamphlet telling you how to find out
II you have kidney trouble.
Address, DR.. Kilmer d Co., Binghamton, u. Z.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Cleanliness is next to godliness.-
John Wesley.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

A one-sided argument never gets
very strenuous.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

TO CURE COLD IN ONED DAY
Take LAXAT B BROMO Quinine Tablets
Druggists refuI money If 1t fails to z w
GROVES signature is on each box 25c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
TAKE A DOSE OF
DI 6
THE BEST MEDICINE ~
For COOC HIS 3 COLDS

Rotten Cigarette Paper.
Much cigarette paper Is made from
waste untarred hemp rope.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

For DECENTRALIZATION CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Capudlue will relieve you.
It's Hguid-pteasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. Zoe, 25c. and so cents at drug
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31
Prolific.

A census-taker while on her rounds
called at a house occupied by an
Irish family. One Of the questions
she asked was:
How many males have you IN this
family2"
The answer came without hesita-
ton:
Three day, NUM-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-03-31

Slight exaggerations do more harm
than reckless violations of tt-Ches-
terfield
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-11-07
VIII Locate i'm Wilmington.
4 kINSTON
How a kinston Woman Saved a Con.
federate Spy at New Bern-A Let
ter From a Past Grand Commander
OF knights Templars in Alabama.
Ckinston Free Press J

IiIiSloI / 1TtSS
The following letter from Hon. Jno.
q. Smith, Of Birmingham. Ala. for
mer grand commander of the grand
~commandery Of Knights Templars OF
was received by Masons in
THIS city some week or more ago. In
curing as to the identity OF Miss
russ Dunn. Miss Dunn was a daugh-
ter OF Mr.. Walter Dunn, and married
DIR. G.. x. Bagby. She was the moth
er or Mr.. Charles Baeby, Of this city.
and aunt Of Messrs. S. r.. r. b. and
r. c. Dunn. The letter follows:
You will no doubt be surprised 10
receive this letter from me at his
time, but the subject is one OF so
much Importance to me that cannot
resist the feeling that | may accom-
plish something by calling on my
brethren at Kinston, y. G.
Io with, in 1863, be-
Tore the Confederate army advanced
at New Bern, 1 was commander Of
the post at Kinston; when the army
had assembled at Einston and before
the onward move was made, / volun-
teered to go as a spy into the enemy's
lines at New Bern. Before I left
knStcn, Mr.. John Tull gave a dance
to the officers and their wives who
were with them at that time. Among
the ladies' present was a Miss Puss
Dunn, who lance with me several
times during the evening.
fcIy SOOu dItST tnlS occurrence,
Miss Dunn was sent through our line
to New Bern as a Union sympathizer.
and while / was in the commanders
office In the capacity OF a spy at
night, she came in with a short piece
of candle in her hand and recognized
me as Captain Smith, Of the Confcd-
crate army. She Immediately saw
her mistake and dashed the candle to
the floor and 1T went out and l made
my escape.
Il want to inquire if there is any
one In your city who ever knew Miss
Dunn, and if she is still living. If SO.
can / get in correspondence with herr
l will, my good brother. esteem it q
great favor if you will see If anything
can be found out about this lady.
"Regretting to disturb YOU, and
again thanking YOU in advance for
your kindness in this matter, l re-
main,
yours fraternally.
JOHN G.. SMITH
Late Captain Company c., Eighth
Georgia Cavalry"
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-11-07

Condition of Girl Who Attempted to
End Her Life ImprOvtng-Other
News Sent Out From Wilson.

IN
Wilson, Nov. Yesterday between
Aycock's Crossing and kirby's Cross
Roads, in Spring Hill township, MI.
Rufhn Hawley committed suicide by
shooting himself with a shot gun. For
some time deceased had been de-
spondent, but no one anticipated that
he would attempt anything so rash.
He leaves a widow and. seven or eignt
children. About twelve years ago he
was sent to the asylum for the IN
sane, and since then he has never
been considered real bright.
WOuld-be Suicide Improving.
Ruth, the ten-year-old daughter
of Rev. Maultsby, pastor Of Zion A.
M. E. Church, Of Wilson, who shot
herself through the breast because
her mother refused to let her attend
Robinson's circus, about two weeks
ago, is improving and it is thought
now that she will live. Says she fs
sorry for the rash act, and that II the
Lord will spare her life she will al
ways obey her parents and never
again will she attempt TO shuttle OH
this mortal coil.
Woman Found Dead in Public Road.
A few days ago a nephew OF MIS-.
Nancy Bachelor, living a few miles
ont from Wilson while walking along
2 public road, saw the form Of a wo-
man PROSTATE On the ground. ON IN
yestigation it proved to be that OF his
aunt. Mrs. It appeared
that she a started to the mail box
to get the mornings mail, but ex-
pired before reaching her destination.
c.614.436 Pounds-$3S9 .241.OO
The sales on the Wilson obacc
warehouse f1oors for the month end
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-11-07
Gaia bias Champion Cotton Growers.

Newton, Oct. S.-County DemonstratoY
J. A. Gabriel, OF the Federal Demonstration
Work. reports that in his travels over the
county to date he has found that NJ. =.
Sharpe, George Mosteller and Nj. 4. Nc
Ginnts are the champion cotton growers
From a special acre Mr.. Sharpe has made
l,7o3 pounds Of seed cotton. He broke bis
land six inches in January, broadcasted
500 pounds Of So fertilizer and put 400
pounds Of the same under the seed.
Mr.. Mosteller has made eight heavy bales
from 71a acres. He broke his land -
tilizer to the acre. He planted the Hoke
big boil cotton. A bolls on an average
yielding a pound of the staple.
Mr.. McGinnis has made 1900 pounds to
the acre Of thin land. He broke IL to
a depth OF 10 inches in January and sub
soiled it FIVE inches. He used % two-horse
loads Of manure and 800 pounds OF So
fertilizer to the acre. and broadcasted 10
barrels OF lime. On five acres he has made
.421 pounds to the acre. the land being
good land, broken in April eight inches
he used the ~Sinpkins' Prolific cotton.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1911-11-07
Her Opinion Of Congress.
Eagle

tbTOohISu LdSie.t
Representative RoddenbeTy, who
comes to Congress from Georgia, has
no illusions about the importance OK
his job or the esteem in which ma
tional legislators are held at home.
He tells this story:
A little Georgia boy, whose father
had Just been elected TO the Legisia-
ture Of that State, said n day:
Nav. pops a pretty big man now
amt he?"
"Oh, I dunno" answered his
mother.
If he makes a good record they'll
send him to Congress, wont they,
lnaw?'
II dunno. Maybe. / amt ever had
much use for Congress sence they
wouldn't pay for the cotton thai was
stole durin' the war. Still, II they
want to send your paw up there II
don't make no difference as fur's I'm
concerned. They cant swat
too hard TO suit me-