The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-04-11

UVlLl9S.
BELIEVE a lot more people would
admire Miss Spring If she only evinced
"get-together" spirit.
DON'T get cold feet or lose the stiff
fleming out of your upper lip. Remem-
Der this is the live wire region.
ARE you sure you have all the rub
bish cleared away from the back yard.
Remember that hy-time is coming.
CHICAGO concern has shipped 100,-
600 alarm clocks to China. What's that
about the awakening of the Orient?
EASTER lilies will be scarce this
year. What boots it? We can feast
our eyes on the pure and unsullied
Castleman.
WITH six handsome daughters to
dress in style. it is hard to figure how
Senator German ever managed to get
in the senate.
READ where a ''beefsteak caused
murder" This Is vicious rap at some
of the sole leather that is served up
now and anon.
LAPORTE Herald says: "Laporte
is now prim and progressive and wears
harem skirt" Ever see prim thing
in harem skirt?
| IN the meantime the West Ham
mond schools are doing such fine work
that it practically offsets all the other
things that pull back in the village.
WELL, there ought to be room for
both the feet of Marshall and Wilson
under the same table, seeing that w.
]. Bryan is not going to be present.
WHAT a splendid opportunity for
more graft in the rebuilding Of the
Albany state capital ard those New
Workers won't do a thing to the
chance.
THAT somebody in Hammond does
not intend to work il they can possibly
help it, is clearly shown by the large
amounts OF thievery that Is being
pulled CT.
/ SUFFRAGETTE says that women
were the first to wear trousers, and 9
lhenpecked hubby peeps up cheerfully
that there are plenty of them wearing
them now.
4 NOW II Governor Marshall had ]
Ham Lewis pink whiskers his chance.
of obtaining the presidential nomina
tion from the democrats would be
more than speculative.
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BROOKLYN man asking for divorce
on grounds that he dreaded to come
home because he had to lie awake
listening to her call-downs. Well gra
cious, he isn't the only one.
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:. WE believe in the homegrown
product. There are now two demo
cratic candidates for president from
Indiana and there are lot more goot
democrats who ae just as big as Kerr
or Marshall. Let 'em all come.
= THE State Journal says: "Our ide;
Of good wife is one who makes tw'
suspender buttons grow where on,
grew before" 1t is she who makes
one button stay on where two woul,
not stay on before. Portsmouth
Blade.
SO Gary is to have a postal saving
bank. What will there be put in it
The impression has gone forth tina
every cent goes into new investment
> in the town.-Lafayette Courier.
Oh, no, we will have money to LOAF
the good people Of Lafayette befor
long.
ONE editor who evidently ha
: trouble with his corn cob pipe, says
Some legislator could achieve indy
ing fame and monument by securin
the passing enforcement OF law re
ducing the percentage of cabbage i
$ smoking tobacco from 80 to 96 pc
cent
JUDGE Mungoven is to be cordial
commended for the stiff sentences
/ is handing out to wife-beaters, but
d is thousand pities that these brute
while in jail cannot be kept at har
labor. Fort Wayne needs first-clas
work house.-Fort Wayne News.
Oh what would we not give for