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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
His Reward.

Stubb-Yes, the doctors told Cogg
man he couldn't live six months I'M
less he stopped smoking and drink
ing at once. Now he's going to be
married
Penn-But how In the world did he
get the girl to accept him? She ie-
fused him three times.
Stubb-Yes, but the last time he
proposed he told her he had quit
smoking and drinking on her &C.
count.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Time Saving.

A new version of the new long IA
miliar while you wait" sign Is found
in an uptown avenue where barber
shop and tailoring shop stand side
by side. In front of the building hangs
a sign on which are displayed the
name of the tailoring concern and the
name of the barber shop and this an
nouncement:
Suits cleaned and pressed while
you are getting shaved. New York
Sun
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
GROWING Currants.

Currants may be most relied on of
any small fruit for a crop, If kept free
from the currant worm Early appli-
cation of hellebore powder will de-
stroy this pest, and good crop Is al
most sure to follow, remaining on the
punches from two to three weeks,
they give better opportunity to mar
ket than most berries and generally
bring a good price.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Weeds on Farms.

One reason why many farmers do
not get rid of weeds on their farms
is because they try to cultivate too
much land. To keep weeds down
crops must be cultivated all the time,
and IL there is more land than can be
covered as often as needs be the
weeds win get the better of one every
time.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
a Perfect STRANGER.

Mother was trying to put some oil
of cloves into her little daughters
tooth
why do you make such a fuss,
dear?" she exclaimed impatiently.
you don't act like that when | have
you down at the dentists Office"
But, mother" replied the young,
ster, you wouldn't expect me to
squeal when the dentist Is almost Q
total stranger to me-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Keep Clean.

Keep your house and your belong
ings clean. Let the blessed sun, the
greatest physician in the world, get
all through you and all about you.
Get your full share of the free air of
heaven. Eat to live and not live to
eat" as sage philosopher of the long
ago tells us. Keep your house clean
in which you live and keep the
house" in which your life lives
clean, and all will be well.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13

For two weeks l had to be propped
up in bed and lost so pounds in
weight. was in terrible condition, In
fact, l came very near dying. AS a
last resort l began using Doan's Kid
ney Pills. Since then l have gained
back my lost weight and feel wonder
fully improved"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Moods for Butter Workinn

Maple and ash are the best woods
for a butter worker and they should
be seasoned for at least a year If
they are not artifcially kiln dried.
But 1t is cheaper and less trouble and
lust as satisfactory to buy table but
Ter worker from dairy supply house.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
And Then II Hammered.

What Is the matter with Jinx? He
looks as If he had had russell with a
barbed wire fence"
His wife asked him the other night
what excuse he had for remaining out
until midnight"
And he didn't have a good excuse,
eh?"
'Oh, his excuse was good one. He
took Mrs. Jinx by the elbow, and,
leading her to a mirror, pointed to
her reflection"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
His Business "pickino I'm,

YES" said the old lady, now that
spring is with US, business will pick
up with the old man"
Asked what he did for living, she
replied:
We'll, he sells rabbit feet for watch
charms, an to stave off hoodoos, an
he does fine with rattlesnake rattles,
but he makes most at sellin' young
mockin' birds an prayin' for rain"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Suspicious.

Bjenks-How is that lean, unscis.
sored Bohemian getting on these
days."
Bjarks-Why, they say he Is des.
perately in love with the girl in the
laundry and is to be married soon
Something suspicious about 1t, though
Bjenks-I should say so. What is
true Bohemian doing around laun
dry, anyway
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
The Merry MinstreIs.

Bones-Ah s'pose If man wants
tub build a air castle he has t. git
de right kind O. tools"
Interlocutor-Rig kind of tools!
Why, man alive, what kind of tools
could a man use on an air castle?
Bones-Aero-planes, man. All am
astonished at yo' iggumence.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13

Editor-You say you write for the
leading magazines? | don't think
have ever seen anything of yours in
any of them!
Scribbler-Well, / write for them,
all the same. If they don't publish
them, it's not my fault.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Only Too WILLING.

Give US bone and sinewi" shouted
the college students, who were boost
ing for a new gymnasium.
And the ladylady of the homse
where the students boarded winked
humorously.
Bone and sinew they want, eh?"
she chuckled. We'll, I'll see that they
get plenty of bones and sinew at every
meal"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13

is olten the beginning
of S erious disease.
Doan's Kidney Pills
should be used per-
sistently until the
backache and other
symptoms disappear.
Mrs. d. X. LETTERS,
COlfax Wash saws.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
A Sense Of Immunity

Don't you get weary of winter
weather.
NO" replied Mr.. Sirius Barker 80
long as there's little snow on the
ground here and there, ! know it's
still too early to star. another ex-
element about early Christmas shop
ping"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Food In Foundation.

Food and food production for the
LARRY lies at the foundation of sue
;essful dairying- Unless the founda-
Jon is well laid the business viii be
: failure
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
It's Remedy.

'In natures resources, what do you
suppose the flower popularity named
from the days eye, does, when II gets
weak?"
"Of course, 1t takes to the night
shade"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
A Reason for Wrath.

That fat man seems to be sur
charged with passion
Yes, indeed. He looks danger
Qua"
What do you suppose is the mat
teri"
Maybe his tailor has just told him
that he will have to wear skin-tight
trousers"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
m.dd,ino With the Market.

WAS your husband bear in Wall
street,"
II think So" replied young Mrs. Tor.
kins. He certainly acted like one
when he got home"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
Harsh.

Gerald-Coffee keeps me awake.
Geraldine-Me. too; always drink
an extra cup when l know you are
coming to call
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
DIunlfyjnu Labor.

Ibid you tell the man to scrub the
whiz-wagon shed?"
mo, my dear: told him to massage
The garage"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13
KIDNEY cHILLs AND sAcKAcHE.

If. when you get wet or take cold,
II settles on the kidneys" and there
ts shivery, chilly sensation in the
back. 1t shows kidney weakness which
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-13

Teacher-How do you pronounce
T-h-a-b-a N'-c-h-u?
Tommy-You don't pronounce 1t,
ma'am. You sneeze II.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Youmans Appointed U. S. Judge.

On Saturday last President Taft
appointed Frank A. Youmans, of
Fort Smith, U. S. Judge for the
western district of Arkansas, filling
the vacancy caused by the death OF
Judge Rogers. The Office is held for
life and the salary is $4,000 per
annum Judge Youmans is a Re
publican and served as assistant
United States attorney for the dis
trict for over eight years. He is
a native of Missouri and a grad
uatc of the university of that state.
He came to Arkansas 3S wears ago
and studied law in the office OF
Judge B. B. Battle, who was asso-
ciate justice of the Supreme Court
of Arkansas for % consecutive
wears. Mr.. Youmans was admitted
to the bar in 1885 and has been in
active practice since 1886 His con-
hrmation bv the Senate is expected
to be as speedy as such matters
usually are in that body. No OPP
position to confirmation is known.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Big Telephone Merger.

I Press dispatches tell this week
that numerous northwest Arkansas
telephone companies have been sold
to II. c. Couch of FordNce. The
Berryville system, Harrison system
and the exchange at Leslie have been
purchased by Mr. Couch.
1t is believed that these transfers
will affect similar transfers made in
southern and western Arkansas.
Recently a Fordyce concern pur-
chased the telephone company at
Mena, Ashdown and several other
places in that part of the state with
view Of consolidating them into
one big company to enter Fort
Smith, Kansas City and St Louis.
\The North Arkansas Telephone
company is now pertecting a line
from Fayetteville to Van Buren,
where it will connect with the
Southwestern Telegraph and Tele-
phone Company and will eliminate
the necessity of the use of wires into
Oklahoma to talk to northwest
Arkansas points,
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
NUMBER AZ.

the supreme court for construction
there of the law
There is less than 100000 left of
the 100000 appropriated at the
beginning of the regulrr session for
the mileage and per diem of the gen
eral assembly. On account of the
elimination of the army of clerks.
the extra session is not 50 expensive
as the regular. but still it will easily
exceed $11OO a day The early ex-
haustion of this fund is expected to
have Fastening, if not a chasten-
ing effect upon the Solons.
LEGISLATIVE HALLS Hot
1t is not pleasant to work in the
legislative halls these hot summer
DAYS. The great glass domes over
the House and Senate act like burn
ing glasses and pour the concentrat-
ed rays of the ,un into the chambers
below. There are no openings in
either dirtct to the outside. and the
ventilation under the circumstances
is none too good. All doors through
intervening halls and lobbies are
thrown open which does not help
the acoustics already so bad that it
is next to impossible to hear
speech on the floor unless there is
unusually good order. In conse-
quence, the members, as a rule are
coatleSs. and several have sat in the
Speakers chair in their shirt-sleeves
Ice water is in great demand. Mr..
Kerwin tried TO have electric fans
installed, but Brown of Cleveland
worked himself into a frenzy because
Bill Jones down in the cotton patch
was working under the boiling sun
without ice water and electric fans,
and the members were forced to con-
tent themselves with the ice water
and palm leaves.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Two Old Settlers Gone.

Irwin Beller, an old and well
known citizen of the upper Crooked
Greek country, died wednesday at
the advanced age of 76 years. He
moved to this country with his par
ents from Tennessee in 1910 and has
lived continuously in the same To-
cal'ty since. AS Confederate sol
dier at Pea Ridge he received a
wound which has disabled him dur
ing the past ten years. He leaves
no family but his wife, who has the
sympathy Of all in her affliction.
c. A. Atchley. aged Is years,
died on the 28th at his home near
Gather mountain. Uncle Claib was
respected as an honest man and a
good citizen. He was a Union sol
dier during the Civil war.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
missionary Institute.

The Woman's Missionary Union
of the Baptist church will hold a
workers institute at the Baptist
church June 10Th and 18th, -Four
of the lady state workers from Lit,
tie Rock will be here and will discuss
and demonstrate subjects pertaining
to mission and church work All
church workers are very cordially
invited to attend these meetings
The program will be published next
week.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Baptizing.

Carl V. Judd, pastor Of Harrison
Christian Church, baptized four
young ladies and one boy in Cheat
EN- Creek Sunday p. m. Misses Eva
Birdwell, Lilly and Nellie Chandler,
Alta Adkison and Willie Adkison
were the candidates. They were re-
ceived into Highland Church Sun
day evening and also Mrs, Hattie
Jones has united with Highland.
Mr.. Armitage preached there Satur
day evening and Mr.. Judd Sunday
evening. Good attendance both
meetings.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Times Piano Contest.
Last Week was the Biggest OF the Con.
test in Votes and Subscriptions

The TIMES contestants are now
entering on the final squirt for the
Piano. 1t is nip and tuck between
them and the one able to do the
most work, "r with the friends who
will work, will gather in the grand
prize within the next few weeks
One live girl turned in enough sub
scriptionS last week to count her
over fifty thousand votes, and is
looking for more. The Others can
not afford to miss a week just now;
it is possible that some of them
might lose out for the want of a
single vote; a kingdom was once
lost for want of nail. The latest
examination of the record shows APP
proximate standing of contestants
as follows:
Walsie Speer, Harrison,
May Naples, Francis,
Clara Beene, Elmwood.
Nina Nicholson, Harrison,
Ruth Richesin, Lowery
Minnie May, Hill Top
Every one of them has a good
showing and chance for the prize,
No one is handicapped, and their
friends should understand that every
subscription counts votes,
This week our free vote coupon is
a thousand less-14, 900, and next
week it will be reduced to 10000.
Turn in your subscriptions now, or
you will regret it later when they
are worth less votes.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Shot Himself.

The son Of Mackey Gregg, who
lives on Gather mountain, about
ten miles south of here, while out
hunting, let his gun fall, which dis
charged the contents into his leg
below the knee, shatterin2 the bones
so badly that amputation was ne.
cessary. He stood the operation
fine, and the prospects are very
good for his recovery. He is twenty
Years old. H. L. ROUTH.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Ross Grocery Store Sold.

The Grocery Stock on the east side
SO successfully conducted by E. c.
Ross & Co. was sold this week to
Il. c. Holt, late of the City Drug
Store. who will continue the bust
ness for the future Being one Of the
largest and best grocery stocks of
the section, Mr.. Holt will find it
easy to conduct the business on the
liberal lines in keeping with his en-
ergy and enterprise.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Sunday School Progress
Editor Times:

i~bitDi HICo'
II has been quite while since |
sent in Sunday school report.
The schools in this part of the ycoun-
ty are progressing nicely, Since our
last report there was a school or
ganized at Snow Ball, that is prov
ing quite success,
On last Sunday the Red Oak Sun
day school, one of the Oldest in the
county, moved to the new church
known as Center Point. This school
has worshipped more than twenty
years in a school house, and now
that it has a place to call home the
people are very fond of it,
Our Sunday school leaders should
work and pray for the conversion of
their pupils and get them united
with the church; and those who
have no houses of worship should
build them so that when the harvest
is to be gathered and school is to be
taught at the same time, the fellow
who looks alone to head education,
will NJ object 70 your holding all
the services YOU want to in your
own house. Let us rally our forces,
get more of our children into the
fold, prepare houses of worship for
them; and again, let us, when we
are going to have a public service,
arrange it so that we will not dis
turb the schools about us,
An all days Children's Day service
on Sunday is very hurtiul to your
school, besides it takes the young
people from the schools for five to
ten miles, and often parents will be
so unthoughtful as to load their
Iamilyin wagon, leave their school
that SO much needs their presence,
and go as they call it to attend the
Children's Day; when it is only a
Sunday picnic
Now brethren, am not knocking
at Children's Day services. Far
from it. believe the children ought
TO be given a special service every
quarter, but let us do this az a time
apart from the Sunday school |
think Sunday school picnics are fine
and should be held once each year,
but let us hold them on week days,
and get some spirit-flled men to
address the people and rally them to
the support of our schools, Let us
look continually to the development
of the school
Our school was entertained Tues
day night by a Mr. Jennings, who
has a moving gasoline show por-
traving the life of Christ. | don't
believe anything could be brought
before the children that will show
them more fully what Christ bore
for us than Mr.. jennings show
We took our school to Boat
Mountain picnicing some time ago,
and it was difficult to tell who of ms
enioved the day most as we
heard mother say that she never
enjoyed trip so much. Despite the
fact that it rained one hour, it was
enjoyable. We all came home prom
ising ourselves another treat. will
close lest my letter become tiresome.
Thanking you for space given,
w. T. RUBLE, Co. Pres.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03

Glen Winstead and Miss Posy
Minyard, both well known in Harri-
son, were married in Valley Springs
Sunday, Rev. Rose officiating. On
ly relatives were present, excepting
Uncle Dan Fullbright and Mr. and
Mrs. Hale The young couple will
make their home in Valley Springs,
where they have moved to a pretty
little residence of their own.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Teachers Examination.

Notice is hereby given that there
will be Public Examination OF
Teachers at Harrison on the 18th
and 10th days Of June A. D. 1911,
to ascertain the professional qualif-
cations of all persons desiring to
teach in the Public Schools of Boone
county. J. y. CURNUTT,
Co. Examiner Boone Co. Ark.
May 9th, 1911.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
May 9th,

A change in the running Of trains
on our railroad next week will put
the south bound train into Harrison
at II o'clock in the morning and
the north bound at 4 in the after
noon. This will be a most satisfac-
tory relief from the night schedule
which has been affecting us.
The Harrison times., 1911-06-03
Lost Son Found.

The friends here of Mr.. and Mrs.
A. c. Hull, of Edmond, Oklahoma,
will be pleased to learn that their
son Ralph, who disappeared from
Little Rock some seven years ago,
has been found at last. He writes
from South Carolina that he is well,
and will try to visit them shortly.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-21

in Kennedy's plans that had been
omitted. The city engineer said; "In
taking out the cutters. II would save
the cost. yes" when he had been asked
II there would be any material differ
ence in the construction and cost In
respect to cutters.
In the plans of Anders all the canals
were concrete while In the Kennedy
plans they were partly concrete ana
partly cast iron. Also I'm the canals
of Anders the turns were curved while
in the plans of Kennedy they were
squared.
The city engineer stated that there
was a difference in the method of get
ting the water from the sediment
basins to the filter, as to construction
Furthermore there was difference in
the cost Of construction OF the left
pump valves in Anders' plans and those
OF Kennedy's. Anders could not state
the difference approximately, although
he said IT was considerable.
Stambaugh introduced numerous
plans OF apparatus. controllers, etc.
In which he asked the city engineer
regarding them. He asked the city en-
gineer 10 make comparison between his
own and the different apparatus plans
shown.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-21
PROF. {. F. LADD
MAKES AN APPEAL
ANXIOUS TO SECURE SAMPLES
or WHEAT FOR MILLING AND
BAKING TEsTs--MucH vALuA.
BILE DATA CAN BE SECURED
FROM THESE SAMPLES.

Prof. II. r. Ladd is sending out the
following letters:
Dear Sir: We are very anxious to
secure quantities OF wheat for milling
and baking tests OF nour production
for samples representing the follow
ing eonditiops
4. Wheate that represents different
stages or maturity, owing to retarded
growth FOR lack OF moisture.
2. Wheat that has been affected by
hots winds 80 as to cause shrinking.
;. Wheat attacked BY black rust.
50 as to cause considerable damage
In the quality Of the wheat
4. Wheat In various stages of de-
velopment that has been struck BY
early frosts
Much valuable data can be secured
II we can get samples of one and a
half to two bushels, where the his
tory Of the sample can be known az
to the cause Of the inferior Quality of
the wheat; and we would be under
obligations to those parties who can
pat us In communication with niilers
and farmers. from whom such samples
can be purchased, and from whom
the full history OF the sample can b.
obtained. tSigned) u. +. Ladd.
Food Commissioners.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-21
WILL CELEBRATE
HEBREW new YEAR
FRIDAY WILL MARK BEGINNING
OF OBSERVANCE OF HEBREW
NEW YEAR OF ss72, WHICH is
ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT
IN CHURCH CALENDAR.


Friday evening at sunset will mark
the beginning Of the Jewish New Year
which viii be according to the Hebrew
calendar year. 5s72, and takes in part
Of the years 1911 and 1912. This is
one Of the most important seasons on
the Jewish calendar and covers a per-
iod OF three days. beginning Friday
evening at sunset and ending at the
same hour OF the day the following
Sunday.
The congregation Of Adath Jes-
hurun. new organization in Fargo,
will hold special New Years services
at Prizes hall during this season. The
first service will be held Friday even
Ing at s o'clock. The other services
viii be held Saturday morning at 8
o'clock, Saturday evening at s o'clock.
and Sunday morning at o'clock. The
seats are free and all Hebrews are in
vited to attend.
Special services win also be held
during this New Years season at the
synagogue on First avenue south.
There win be number OF excellent
sermons delivered and special music
Of high order The services there
win be largely attended.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-21

Wednesday, Sept. 20.
knights of Pythias, ceremonial
Monday, Sept. %.
Reception, Dakota conservatory.
Tuesday, Sept. rs.
Concert. Presbyterian church.
Wednesday, Sept. az.
Annual meeting, First Congrega-
tional church.
Thursday, Sept. 2s.
Dakota conservatory recital
Organ dedication, First Congrega-
tfonal church.
Friday, Sept. 20.
Second organ recital. First Congre-
gational church.
Tuesday, Oct. 8.
Opening Oak Grove seminary.
Fargo conservatory, recital.
Thursday, Oct. 5.
Dakota conservatory, song recital.
Y. w. G. A. rummage sale. MagilI
block.
friday, Oct. 8.
Y. w. c. A. rummage sale, Magin
block
Thursday, Oct ~.
Dakota conservatory, recital.
Thursday, Oct. 10.
Dakota conservatory, recital
Wednesday, Nov. 1.
North Dakota Educational Associa-
ton convention.
Thursday, Nov. 2.
North Dakota Educational Associa-
ton convention.
Friday, Nov.
North Dakota Educational Associa-
ton convention.
Friday, Nov. 10.
Dakota conservatory, recital.
Friday, Nov II.
Organ recital, First Baptist church.
Tuesday, Nov. %.
Dakota conservatory, recital.
Monday, Dec. a.
Fargo conservatory, recital.
Thursday, Dec. 7.
Dakota conservatory, recital.
Friday, Dec. 8.
Fargo -Moorhead Oratorio society.
First Baptist church.
Monday, Jan. 10.
Fargo conservatory, recital
Tuesday, Jan. 10.
Tri- State Grain Growers meet.
Wednesday, Jan. ~.
ri-State Grain Growers meet.
Thursday, Jan. 10.
Tri State Grain Growers meet.
Friday, Jan. 10.
Tri-State Grain Growers meet.
Wednesday, Feb. ri.
NJ. ID. retail hardware dealers con-
vention.
Thursday, Feb. az.
N. ID. retail hardware dealers con-
vention%
Friday, Feb. "a.
vention.