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The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
His Share.

81 wish you would tear little piece
off the corner of one of those bills in
your pay envelope she said, as her
husband passed over his wages to her.
"Why, dear?" he asked with some
surprise.
Because l don't want you to be able
to say that l get all your money!
Yonkers Statesman.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Can You Blame Him2

'Tt is said," he remarked, "that
the proportion of unmarried women in
this country grows larger every year."
WELL" she replied, 'it's only nat
ural that it should be so, seeing that
the proportion of real men grows
smaller in this country every year."
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Cause and Effect,

Il see from the papers," said Daw-
son, that there is a great scarcity Of
chorus girls this year"
Il was afraid there would be-" said
Wiggles. TITS only another case of
cause and effect The French cham
payne crop has practically failed, and
Holsters are scarcer than hens teeth
this season. ."-Harper's Weekly.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
An Unnecessary System.

"You ought to have burglar alarm
system in your house." said the elec-
trical supply agent, $50 that you will
be awakened if a burglar raises one
of the windows or opens a door at
night"
"No burglar can get in here while
we are peacefully sleeping" replied
Mr. Newpop. eve are weaving our
baby e
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Letter to
DR.. Kiimer g. CO.
Binghamton, N. 7.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
The Skinner System.

The Skinner irrigation system is
coming into general use. 1t is par
ticularly valuable in growing celery.
Overhead pipes are placed at proper
intervals and the plants are watered
from sprinkler nozzles about every
four feet along the pipes.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
THE ONE DEFECT.

AN heirloom" explained the farm
ers wife to her 13-year-old boy, '1s
something that has been handed down
from father to son, and in some in
stances is greatly priced"
I'D prize these heirlooms I'm wear
ing" remarked the youngster, "a good
deal more if they wasn't so long in
the legs" "'--'~ ~azine,
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

WHEN RUBBERS BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot Ease the Anti
septic powder to be shaken into the shoes is just the
thing to use. Try 1t for Breaking in New Shoes.
Sold every where, Csc. Sample FREE Address A. 8.
Olmsted LIE Roy, N. Y. Don't accept amy substitute.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
In CHICAGO.

Mrs. Dearborn-Is she lucky in
love?
Mrs. Wabash-Oh, my no. Why,
she's been married twice and only di-
vorced Once!-Yonkers Statesman.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

How a married man doesn't enjoy
listening to one side of spoony tele-
phone conversation.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Courses In Enrestru

In some of the agricultural schools
of Wisconsin regular courses in for
estry and landscape gardening are
taught. The school grounds will be
laid out and planted by students.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

Garfield Tea is Natures laxative and
blood purifier; it overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Concrete Tile.

A concrete tile for subirrigation
with the upper half porous to admit
water freely has been invented by a
Texas man.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

A woman can straighten up mans
desk in five minutes so effectually that
he won't be able to find anything he
wants In five hours.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
IncorrigibIe.

Lawyer-Now, what did you and the
defendant talk about?
Witness-Oi t'ink about Is minutes.
Lawyer-No, no! l mean what did
you talk over?
Witness-We talked over the till
phone.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Couldn't Talk Ridht.

Jinkins-I don't see what he sees
i'll the girl he is to marry.
Winkins-Love is blind
Jinkins-Love must also be deaf
and dumb if he can get along with
her.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Generous.

Mrs. Pall-Have you given anything
to charity this year?
Mrs. Mall-Yes; l have just sold all
my old clothes to my washerwoman
for almost nothing.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
.IMs&% 4

eporter-Colonel, you and know
there was money used in electing Lit
tlebraye. How much did it cost him7
You may as we'll tell me, for I'm going
to find out.
Politician-What makes you think
there Was-er-bribery?
Reporter-Why, blame it, man, he
was elected
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Water Prevents Deep Freezing.

Water, says the North Dakota Ex-
pertinent station, being a non-conduc-
tor of heat, will prevent deep freezing
of the ground. Therefore dry soil
will freeze deeper than moist one.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
ite family laxative.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

It's an easy matter for married
man to keep posted on what's going
on in his home neighborhood
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Value of Irrigated Crops.

The gross value Of crops produced
on the lands irrigated by the govern
ment projects In 1910 was $14 .03S. 900.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
You Know Them.

''Is that new hobby he is riding?"
mo; same old frayed boss. It's
the new bit and bride that attract at
tention''
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Five LARGEST Dams.

The irrigation projects OF this coun-
try have called for the erection of
the five largest dams in the world.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.
You think you are catching cold. Don't
wait until you know it. Take a dose of
Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can't
catch cold.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
STRIKING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY.

Servant-Heavens l have knocked
the big flower pot off the window
ledge, and it struck man on the
head
Mistress-What! My beautiful ma
iOlica?
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
All DependS

Want a good anecdote about a
statesman"
WAS he re-elected?"
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

The chap who gets a free ride in a
patrol wagon isn't carried away with
enthusiasm.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

The longer we live the more we
realize what we might have done bu
didn't
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any Of Itching Blind,
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

All druggists sell the famous Herb rem
edy, Garfield Tea. It corrects constipation.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

Loud apparel naturally proclaims
the man.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
All Over.

The Tiger-What's the matter with
the giraffe? He doesn't look well.
The Lion-No, he says he feels sick
all over.
The Tiger-Has sore throat, sup
pose.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

Every penny saved means one less
pang Of foreboding.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE e BROMO QU1NINE. Look for
the signature of e. W. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Winslow mail., 1911-03-18
Amono COLLEAGUES.

Among Colleagues.
II am afraid that man speaks before
he thinks"
'Impossible!"
'Why?"
"He never thinks"
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
KENTUCKY TO BE A WATERY
WASTE.

1t is anomalous but true that the
hdrys have won in Kentucky 50 far as
the democratic party is concerned, and
that only an opposition victory can
prevent the Bourbon state from being
turned into a watery waste. The old
figure of speech about the Dutch TAX
ing Holland has to be reversed. The
Dutch have lost Holland, and through
every dixie the water is pouring in.
The Beckham Vandals are on top. Co
lionel Henry Watterson, veteran of a
thousand battles. pet of a Star-eyed
Goddess. Defender of the Faith, etc.
etc, etc. fought like a Bayard or a
Lion Hearted Richard for the tradi-
tions of the state of Daniel Boone He
failed He fell. Henceforth law will
prohibit the selling Of whisky in the
whisky state, the time honored fellow
ship of blue grass and rye will exist
only as a divorce memory; and the
man who makes WY faces at the stu
alton will be at once subjected To the
strictest surveillance of the police
Once upon a time, in a democratic
national convention. the spokesman of
Kentucky alluded to his native COM
monwealth as "a state which makes
whisky So excellent that drunkenness
becomes a virtue" No Kentuckian ev-
er accused him Of hyperbole Green
river rippled its approval and Fort
Scott applauded. Now all that is
changed. 4 year ago Kentucky adopt
ed legislation prohibiting the sale of
liquors on railroad trains Natives
We're not hit hwy this Perhaps more
passengers stopped off i'm Kentucky
than before. But philosophy would
have indicated that this entering wedge
was perilous. Ii seems To have done
its awful work thoroughly
In 1874, when the whisky rebels in
Pennsylvania had been overcome and
dispersed by President WaShington's
proclamation, after $1,000 miIitiamcn
from six states had been rushed to the
Monongahela country, a number of the
distillers moved their plants to Ken
lucky, settled near Fort Scott. and es-
tablished what became for century
the greatest industry of their adopted
state. But they were not the first
makers of whisky in Kentucky. \ col
pilN iIbil MARY ldlO Ndu settled IN llNt
on Salt river within fifty miles Of
Louisville, and had used the surplus Of
their corn crop in this way very gen
orally. though not with regular distil-
lery plants. Now about third Of Ken
tuckys whisky is distilled in Louis
VILE. Corn whisky is Kentucky's spe-
cialty Not very much rye is raised
in the state
There's a great chance for the Re
publicans of Kentucky If they nail to
the mast the standard Of King Alcohol
they may win. Certain it is that the
spectacle Of Kentucky as "A watery
waste in the near future is disConcert-
ing to any friend Of the dramatic uni
ties. If drunkenness is no longer n
virtue in Kentucky it has lost its last
ditch fight, and from this time forth
there shall be no more cakes and ale
in American life.-BlookIyn Eagle.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
WHAT HABIT WILL DO.
A Man Would Not Accept Help, Even
Though He Needed II Badly.

How easy" unused Robert Edison. lit
is to form a habit and how hard it is
to break one Last week l was out on
little JOY ride when l came to dig
nified looking man standing beside a
motor car. about which were scattered
tools of various sorts. Two of the
tires were remved. The dignified man
was perspiring freely and looking help
lessly at a sympathetic woman in the
tonneau
" Having some trouble?" I asked,
stopping.
" I decline to be interviewed he
replied
" 'Corbureter out of whack?' In in
quired
I have nothing to say he answer
ed, stiffly.
" Had a blowout"
" I will not make any statement at
this time
" Stripped your transmission
d" I don't remember
" Look here. old chap. YOU seem to
be in trouble Isn't there anything l
can do to help yOu?'
q I refuse to answer on the advice
of my attorney
" Did the steering gear get stuck, or
what?'
a. You may quote me as saying
had nothing to say
" Well. you're a crusty person. Don't
you want some assistance
7 have nothing to say
" oh. don't bother him. begged the
sympathetic woman in the tonneau.
The poor man has been witness be-
fore the grand jury and two investigat-
ing committees in the past month and
il has affected him oddly
il has affected him oddly From
YOung's Magazine.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
WITHEREO HEATHER.

When You were a lassie sweet
And l was a laddie. oh.
On the heather hills where the wild
bird trills
His lit o the long ago.
All. life was a mad thing then.
With a jest for every tear.
And you were my song all the sweet
day long.
And | was your laddie dear
When YOU We're a lassie wed
And | was the laddie Draw.
And the babby came wi her mithcr's
name
on the wings o night O shaw.
An. life was a soul-swept chord
That broke in golden rain.
And she was part % the great song
heart,
And we were the echo strain.
Now YOU are a lassie gray
And ! am laddie old.
But were dreaming still when the
nights fall chill
o a wee little grave in the fold
And life is a white. white thing
When the mem'ry rivers flow.
Where the wild birds note sobs in
his throat
As he sings % the long ago.
Gordon tombstone. in Smart Set.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
THE lAPFUl OF NUTS.

Whene'er see soft hazel eyes
And nut brown Curls,
I think of those bright days | spent
Among the Limerick girls;
When up through Cratla woods
went
Nutting with thee;
And we plucked the glossy clustering
fruit
From many a bending tree
Beneth the hazel boughs we sat.
Thou, love. and |;
And the gathered nuts lay IN tiny zap
Beneath thy downcast eye;
But little we thought of the store
we'd won.
L love. or thou:
For our hearts were full and we dare
not own
The love that's spoken now.
oh. there's wars for willing hearts IN
Spain
And high Germanie.
And I'll come back, ere long again
With knightly. fame and fee;
And I'll come back, if | ever come
back,
Faithful to thee,
That sat with thy white lap nun VI
nuts,
Reneth the hazel tree.
Sir Samuel Ferguson.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
An Encouraging Outlook.

The plan outlined in the local COL
umns Of The Republican yesterday,
for a system of graduated payments
on the Roosevelt reservoir account, is
practical Of course. And it would no
doubt suit the water users to make
relatively small annual payments at
first and pay larger amounts annually
in the later years of the payment
period-provided that no better ar
rangement can be made.
In any event, of course, ranchers Of
the salt River valley Will avail them
selves of the benefits Of the Curtis
law. and ask the secretary of the
interior to postpone the time at which
annual payments shall begin. In all
probability it will not be necessary
to begin making payments in any
considerable amount until after the
next two or three years, at any rate.
But, while taking advantage Of the
Curtis law, the water users under the
Roosevelt and Yuma projects should
not lose sight Of the ACCESSIBILITY Of
amending the reclamation act so as
to make the payment period for
reclamation projects extend over at
least thirty years instead Of ten as
now provided.
The time is propitious for press
ing the matter upon the attention of
congress. Since The Republican be
gan, several months ago. to advocate
an amendment of the reclamation law
in this respect. the proposal has been
taken up and approved in nearly all
the western states. The coming ses-
sion of the irrigation congress will
bring to the front strong advocates
of the proposed amendment. and we
expect to see the congress adopt reso-
buttons unqualifiedly requesting the
government to change the law and
provide for a system Of easy pay
Of all, President Taft has declared
himself in favor Of such an amend
ment His present trip through the
west has convinced him that ten
years is too short a time for settlers
under any reclamation project to re-
pay to the government the cost of
construction. and he has emphatically
stated his belief that the terms should
be made easier. Mr.. Taft * always
sincere, and he always keeps his
word. He can be depended upon,
therefore, to champion the cause of
the water users under the various ir-
rigation systems which have been
constructed by the government under
the Hansbrough- Newlands law.
If the people Of Arizona are suf-
ficiently careful Of their own interests
to elect republicans U the United
States senate and house Of repre-
sentatives at the coming election.
there will be no occasion for our
agricultural interests to worry about
the future Republican members Of
congress from this state, with the
support of President Taft and with
the help Of the members from the
western states generally, will be able
to secure the needed amendment.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
REBEL CH|EFTA|N HAS
CROSSED THE BORDER
Eseobazs Surprises Everybody When
He Quietly Slips Over Line
Into the United States.

DOUGLAS. Ariz. oct. 13-Fran-
cisco Esocoboza, leader of disaf-
fected band of political malcontcnts
In the state of Sonora, is in Douglas.
With band of forty adherents. all
unarmed. he is stopping at the In
ternational hotel Mexican troops
have been hunting Escoboza in the
mountainous country Of Sonora, and
his arrival here was a complete sur
prise. He states if the Mexican gov
eminent will guarantee him justice
and give adequate evidence that the
guarantee will be genuine. he and
his men will lay down their arms.
The leader of the rebel band gave out
he declared that the new govern
ment. after il had been installed.
called an election in Sonora for gov
ernor and vice governor.
Don Jose Maytorlena was elected
governor and Don Francisco de p
Morales vice governor by $4,000 ma
jority." continued the statement
Then congress, when making a count
of the returns. declared Senior Gayou
to have been elected vice governor
The people Indignantly protested, but
obtained nothing except Imprisonment
for several members Of our club. Fol-
this reason. |, with several others
raised an armed force and proclaimed
Senior Morales vice governor. This
was September : There have been
many encounters since between the
soldiers and our side. in most oi
which we were successful, until, over
whelmed by numbers. there was moth
ing else for us To do except flee
That is why We crossed the border
into the United States"
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
formation from the people them

formation from the people them
selves.
New Zealand is pre-eminently a
country of homes and families. and
conditions favorable to domestic hap
piness and stability have perhaps
reached there the highest level. II
boasts the highest marriage rate-nO
anti-women nor anti-men there-the
lowest death rate and the lowest in
FAINT mortality in the world. as well
as the only increasing birth rate,
which should surely be evidence
enough to satisfy even an anti-suffra-
gist that the homes are not deserted
or the children neglected"
When, therefore. equal suffrage
comes for the women Of Arizona-as
it undoubtedly will before many years
lit will not be necessary for any
body to believe that a calamity has
befallen the commonwealth.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
A sIRp-WoMAN's EYE VIEW.

Tho aviator's wife was taking her
first trip with her husband in ms arr
ship. iii
"Wait moment. George. she salu
"ru afrid well have to go down
again" -,
whats wrong" asked the hus-
band
Il believe / have dropped one VI
the pearl buttons off my jacket
think I can see it glistening on the
ground
Keep your seat, my dear said the
aviator. Thats Lake
Youngstown Telegram.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
WILL CONTINUE PROBE.

MILWAUKEE. oct. 13.-Intimations
were made today at the senatorial in
vestigation of Senator Isaac stephen
sons election that the committee in
tended To- go thoroughly into the
charges Of bribery as relating To the
absence of certain members Of the
Wisconsin legislature March 1, 1?o?
when the senator was elected. The
charge has been made that money
was used corruptly to keep the men
away.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
How'S This?

We oner One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Cstarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrn Cure.
FL. CHENEY 4 CO.. roiedo. O.
We. the undersigned. have known +. J. Cheney
for the last IS years and believe him perfectly hon.
orable In all business transactions and financially
able TO carry any obligations made by his nrIn.
WALD.NG. kINSAN 4 MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tbs
system. Testimonials sent free. Price IS ceDs %,
bottle Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For Sunerior Judne.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
the Republican nomination for Supe-
rior Judge of MaricOpa county subject
to the primary October %, 1911.
J. c. PHILLIPS.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
Ear Countu Attorney.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
the Republican nomination for County
Attorney Of Maricopa county. subject
to the primary October "a. 1911.
BARNETT Z. MARKS.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
NOVELIST Is BETTER.

CHEYENNE. Wyo, oct l3.-ow'T
Wistcr and family are at Jackson
Hole. Wvo.. where the novelist is re-
cuneratinr his health The latest re-
ports state that he is improving
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
PLEASE, SIR, is MY
BALLOT ON STRAIGHT?

Los ANGELES. oct 13.-AI N"
women of Watts, a suburb. registered
today. SO they can vote at the liqu"r
election in the village November 10.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For Clerk Superior Court.

I hereby announce my candidacy
for the Republican nomination for
Clerk Of the Superior Court Of Mari
copa County. subject to the primary.
October "a. 1911.
Z. 6. CURTIS.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For Superior Judge.

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the Republican nomination
for Judge OF the Superior court of
Maricopa county. subject to the pri-
mary, October "a, 1911.
P H. HAYES.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14

will preach on the subject, The
Power of the Gospel" The Sabbath
school meets at 800 a. IN. and the
Sabbath class at ESQ The Allen
Christian Endeavor League meets at
$50 with Prof W. Il. Cowan presi-
dent The preaching is at 1900 a. m.
and 100 p. IN. The church is on
the corner of Second and jefferson
streets. Rev. H. Franklin Bray Pas
tor All are invited to all these
services.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For County superintendent.

I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for county superintendent of
schools. subject TO the Republican
primary.
If HOMER DAVIS.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For Corporation Commissioner.

hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the republican nomina-
ton for Corporation Commissioner
subject to the primary. oct. "a.
+. NJ POOL
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For Supervisor.

1 hereby announce myself as a can
dldate for Supervisor OF MaricOpa
county subject to the republican prl-
mary.
PHIL. c. ENSIGN.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For Supervisor.

I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for Supervisor OF Maricopa
county subject to the republican.
primary oct. "a. 1911.
DIX c. C. GREEN.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
For CORPORATION Commissioner.

I nearby announce myself as a can
didate for the republican nomination
for CORPORATION Commissioner subject
10 the primary. october "a.
". 5. STURGIS.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
CONGREGATION EMANUEL.

Sunday morning at 1890 the Sabbath
school of Congregation Emanuel will
assemble. with an able corps of teach
res on hand. The Sabbath school,
which was organized last year, is in a
prosperous condition. All children of
Hebrew parents are requested To at
tend. Regular services will follow the
Sabbath school to commemorate the
feast of the Sukkos. or feast of tab
ernacles. as ancient as the first record
ed history of the Jewish race. All
members of the congregation should
attend.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
ANNOUNCEMENTS
For State Senator.

! hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the republican nomination
for state Senator subject To- the re
publican primary oct. oath, 1911.
DIX FEN : HlLDl;ETH.
Arizona republican., 1911-10-14
TRINITY PRO CATHEDRAL.


Services will be held tomorrow, eight
zenith Sunday after Trinity, in Trim
ity Pro Cathedral. South Second ave
nue.. facing the courthouse, the Rev.
William Scarlet, vice-rectOr. as fol-
lows: Holy Communion at . O'Clock:
Kindergarten and Sunday school at
10 O'Clock; Morning Prayer and ser
mon at IL o'clock, subject: That
They Might Have Life At the
latter services the following musical
numbers will be given by the quartet
choir under direction of Mr.. Harry
Cassidy: Organ. Choral Prelude.
Moore; tie Deum in b Minor,
Buck; "Jubilate," Schubert: Offertory
solo. THE Good Shepherd" Nandc-
water. Mrs w r. Battin. "Postlude,'
organ. Mendelssohn.