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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Workmcn for the Elks put up the
large elhs head which the lodge re-
Gently purchased, yesterday. 1t is 10
Gated in the south end of the lodge
room. 1t cost $l75 and twice that
sum would not purchase it now. The
ell, was brought here from the north
west by the man who killed it, ani
after remaining here for some time
was purchased by the lodge.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Notice is hereby given all hunters
that my place OF 1,2j0 acres, located
west Of Ardmore, is posted and pc l.
lively no hunting will be allowed.
16.1m. JAMES WATKINS
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

The Santa Fe demonstration train
is scheduled to arrive here at 1875
on the morning Ct November 21, and
will remain here one hour and thirty
five minutes. The railway company
would be glad to see the schools out
a half hour earlier on this day at the
noon hour to give the children an op-
portunty to see the engines and other
equipment.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16
TO CURE A coLolN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money If
it fails to cure. Z. w. GROVES sig
nature is on each box. Csc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

MIR. and Mrs. ". f. Gilmer are in
the city for a few days. While here
Mr. Gilmer Will sell the furniture he
owns which was formerly in the Gil
mer hotel. and incidentally he is talk
in. the Wet and dry proposition for
Oklahoma, and mostly wet.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

We never love truly except once
and that is, the first time, Ihe attach
ments which succeed are More volun'
tary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Alvin Gardner. charged with own
ing too many bicycles. was given an
examining trial before Judge Winirey
and was placed Under bond. He fur
nished bail Immediately and was re
leased from custody. One of the
wheels was said to be the property
of Earl Felker an dthe other of Stan
ley Kinney.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

o. l.. Shannon a former druggist
of Durant but who is now represent
ing the Durant nurseries, was in the
city last night He says the farmers
Of this section OF the state are plac-
ing many orders for fruit trees this
tall and that ne has never seen a
better peach. plum and berry country
than this.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Miss Jennie Chenault. stenographer
for the First National Bank at Mo-
rietta. was here last evening. the
guest of Miss Pearl Moore of the Of
flee of register of deeds.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Felker is offering some big bar
gains in groceries. l4tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16
An unMelcome Period.

Every man breads the day when
neople who are no kin to him will be-
gin callinl him uncle.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

c. w. Hancock, a cotton buyer for
merly of Ardmore, is here today from
Oklahoma City.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

superintendent Fred Tucker of the
county schools is 2 visitor at the State
Baptist convention at Durant
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Make a dollar do lots of grocery
luying at Felker's during his special
;nle ON GOOD things TO eat. l4tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

The manners of some people are
so chilly as to suggest having been
kept in a cold storage.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Mr. and Mrs. Brice Sciyally and
family left here today for Purcell,
where they will visit with relatives.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

THURSDAY THANKS
GIVING 12tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

BUY THANKSGIVING PARTY SLIP
pERs NOW. kRuEGER's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

EOBALDl THURSDAY THNNhS'
GIVING. l-l4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

The Episcopal Guild has taken the
contract to serve the banquet for the
Elks on the occasion of their Thanks
giving ball On the evening of the 29th
of this month, The Elks and their
friends are looking forward to many
good things TO eat on this occasion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

The careful buyer is getting gro
ceries cheap during Felkers sale.
1ltf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16
Bishop Thurston Coming.

The Rt. Rev. Theodore p. Thurs
ton. bishop of Eastern Oklahoma,
will be in Ardmore this afternoon.
He will preach at st. Philips church
Thursday evening at $50 o'clock and
celebrate Holy Communion Friday
morning at $50 o'clock. Everybody
invited to both services.
+. p. KEICIIlIR.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

HIGH WHITE BUCK BOOTS FO2
LADIES. KRUEGER'S.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Velie Suggs, Dee Elliott, Wade Rit-
ter, Berry Ball and b. l.. Rasor re
turned today from a days outing in
the mountains. They found very few
birds. but had good luck with squir-
rels. possums and other such game.
They report a good trip.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16

Indications are that p. w. Duke
will be candidate for county clerk
to succeed himself and that John Yell
will make the race for county treasurer.
Il is said that Major Rumph will not
be 4 canddote for reelection.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-11-16
DAILY except Sundsy)
Eastbound.
Local Freight.

DAILY except Sunday)
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
WARE THE GOAT.

T % ' *
Although the. zodiacal constellation
stated for the month OF April is sun.
posed to be Taurus, down In the ylcIn.
lty OF Willard Parker Hospital in New
York they have hung out Capricornus
In fashion that makes the book beer
signs seem renellant rather than In.
Jyiting to thirst. Like all hospitals of
an ambitious type, Willard Parker en-.
cages In research work. 1t Is not cor.
test to experiment on guinea pigs and
rabbits for the discovery Of new ser.
ums: Tie festive goat has been chos.
en-. as medium ;or testing out infec.
tious diseases. B Four OF the species
We're tied inEthsS back yard bearing
heavy innoculaticns OF smallpox,
diphtheria, scarlet fever and whoop.
i!ngcoagh. The goata did not seem to
mind but somebody besides the doc
tors noticed them iand spirited them
away b = &. I, 2. K &. = ~
H at thetpresent omment the missing
nannies are supposed 10 be furnishing
society and asustenance for four famI
lilies. name and address unknown, and
the consequences which are likely to
enslie give the doctors little Joy. l, In
the Language of the street somebody
has got their goat In the plural mum:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
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7lIIig.;ahE :p.li. hnN -9-Nt6lsd snIA
d INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS.
Phlladelphla IRnirer.}

Il 2-l SP,htladelphla lnnifer.} II
i IL i was as TIE old common law doe.
.tttns not Only that the Ike ill ASSUME,
eax all the. srishsy essshIs.sen,paqtlaena ~
.butt-that7 he- Observation-Disclosures tho
care and efficiency With Which theedu.
ties off bis fellqw.workeS WI fe dis}
ehaarrgeG 5fhessdffsted from aH acci,
dent caused BY his iellow.YarRer's
carelessqess orthfompetencaI 6 he
coulda not trecover' against bls EN-.
ployer. Y.
This rule was based upon Sthe the.
DRY that BY making workers response.
Bile for each other good service was
promoted Perhaps 1t was. but It has,
now been recognized that the enforce.
ment Of this rule was oppressive and
inequitable, 1t placed all the risk by
which all industrial occupations are
Il a greater or less degree attended
on the shoulders OF those who were
the least able to bear the burden,
while the stronger interests involved
we're allowed to get off scot free. It
was n perception Of the unfairness OF
this arrangement which led to the en-.
aotment at Harrisburg of the law OF
June 10. 1907, whereby under the
various circumstances which the act
recites the negligence OF a ienow.
worker cannot be proved to bar recoy.
cry In damage suit. 81:
An enlightened sentiment rejects
the proposition that all the risks of
his employment shall be borne by the
workingman; but no general agree.
ment has yet been reached as TO the
best means OF securing him in the re-
lief TO which he is entitled. Expert
,.ence has shown that 1t is not enough
to endow the worker with bare legal
right, because he usually lacks the
means to render his right elective. If
he brings a suit for damages the litiga-
ton is likely to be prolonged and
should the. suit eevntually re success.
fni the chances are that only a small
fraction of the damages recovered
gets into the plaintiffs hands, The
problem which the case presents Il
difficult, but public sentiment demands
that It be solved, and SO 1t will be, and
that soon. :
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
ct . VuI t!eos --sIT- v
i9 ,siS MlNNA IRVING.
ONE, up. MORGAN rElIs

ONE !: P. MORGAN TELLS.
To illustrate Yankee persistency, ]
Piermont Morgan told the following
story the other day: {.
"A New England Yankee who was a
prisoner on a pirate ship" said Mr.
Morgan. in the good old days when
pirates roamed the seas. became, be.
cause OF his Yankee attributes, objec.
tionabie to his captors.
I 1T was finally decided to maroon
him on a desert island, With but, IT.
tie food, and coffin to remind him OF
his inevitable fate. The island was
found and the New Engiander and COT.
fin were left alone on the beach while
the pirate ship sailed away.
For several days she sailed and
then became becalmed. For three
days she laid there with not breath
OF air. On the evening OF the third
day black speck was noticed on the
horizon. 1t steadily grew larger, and
soon was close enough for the men on
the ship to make out what II was" T.
The man of millions paused for an
Instant and then said, smiliugly: at
was, the Yankee in his coffin, with
half OF the lid in either hand, rowing
for t,home. - Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune. 1871 t4i{lr. = q t.,sa L
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

Edward Green. son OF Hetty, and
heir i y! to enough money ITO sink a battle.
.ahip, having incidentally remarked
that tI he was Ilonelyrsis receiving sew:
a hundred letters.a week IRON girls
who think they; could stand being .Het..
TVS danghter:in:law: Not Oily iaa are
9ttae I'D hidepend GILL, kmerlcani giIr !iE,
5oitstlng themselves g;blt a real like
.f1 egAtesst has got atoathelgame. ashe
Stn NM L, that tf her brothers can come
to. 2tnsrltaa and Npitk up rich wives
there ffs no reakou why sHe Shouldn't
utilize the same method for the secur.
Ing ihg of ahusbaasd Yit!t ststsat dusatalj
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
I MUCH sLiTrIE.

AspreadInG oak ss0F feet high viii
contain about 6 900 900 leaves.
AZ Russian wedding feast sometimes
covers q period of three days
A. iarge Hamburg restaurant sis
housed IN q building of compressed spR
per. i; y tx 4 x 81 ~ q Il &
IA a book dated 1905 contains a de-,
scripdo and sillnstra tlon Of q fountain
Tribes inhabtsing barren lands Of
Y distances ate said 70 have the
Over 800 acceptance were turned
out inis France Hast iyGssf and Inc gov
ernnient alone owns y q
I. IN Reno "a wotidfl was Ii
tdjYpTrsd ~ from one man 4 HI i al
and married ~ another al, i b. III,
Shes same dagfl \ e
~, atlpndi e6s} bid safSom /,
af sd Ill ~ sss co Il inubus tS,.,
m fas.E Year,, was guaranteed Tor
smallpox on shts dilng day: 4 n
Z largest refIi tor INT Canada,
3R0G i,otf t,fle ~ said TO be-
|, Nh ~ lkSirk 2000.-
ioqQl ppdalpst 4 tifpes tint
qa a,l Passes hSoshE tvdurfhg Tho
ii II II
iMatea al pfo dpssa sls,459
4 M * iaans 9t beer IS A ase
ii99a .gs ll9ns ssGsQn,p aEed with 1908 The
til4lsJ9sfff : lsers known and is
shtppsssaa to,jall SraBtg spfi the world
daManly persons fancy that itha cntire
EhltnfRs peopl eS depend ion rfcei DIS tie
dnal1qaltialesoii ietSbbut there are mil.
llsons!inS Central and North China that
have neSer tagte and to other
millions 3is' more sof luxury than
wheat. ~ AZ 4 XII 3, Il 2 Y
Vice Consul 81 J. Il. Caldwell notes
the opening Of Offices in sDalny and
Harbin. Manchuria. y of Fan; Immigration
association repre- senting the Canadian
Pacific Railway II, Is understood that
Russian emisrants for Canada WIN DE
sought HI 4! Il
1t Is reported that la new process OF
extracting radIdm from pltchblenfis
produced eli Cornish nfnes has been,
adopted. by means Of VIII Oh more m:
dun can be extracted In two months
han inione year BY the present meth
DDS employed on the ntlnent of En-
rope e IL, = &
Pigeon flying is carried on III the
2srartm Of the North with more
enthusiasm than In AMI other section
fets France. Aside from being a sport,
;lseIHractical side has app aled 10 tho
government J, and, asia result, almost
K .,r'.Y harrison is fitted with 4 ioft
where pigeons are train Tor iise I'm
time 81 war and army nanen.
Evers. n \ rs y K =,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

Americans have about s2s5 5000 900
Invested In Canada AS soon as the
amount reaches "a billion, we suppose
some ro.lstabout will start something
TO, giye4U Uncle Sam an excuse TO march
On army across tat border too.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
)|A1'
GIIgy)kEly'
IA AUeHTER3 Of. DIXIE

(From SLeslIe's Weekly
Her eyes are soft With dreams OF love
l5And dark as some lagoon i
In which through woven branches
shines u II
The glory Of the moon. "a i.
Her silver voice Is sweet and low,
Her brow Is broad and meek,
And pure as waxen orange flowers
The oval OF her cheek. ~,
Her dusky tresses thick and fine
ntmany q sllken fold r i.
Are bound about her shapely head
And ftlleted with gold. 8. e. 4
Her, lips aretlike the dewy rase
That finds a resting place
Upon her heart In tilmy frIlls !,
OF organdle and laces
A knight OF old who crossed the sen
With nothing but his lance,
Bequeathed TO- her that regal air,
That dark and tender, glance.
on. daughter OF the sunny South,
Where.summer never dies,
The North that never feared your
5I--,s guns = Il. q 3sti
surrenders to your eyes! n FL .ii
s5s MAINTAINING. I
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

Der and they will not sleep we'll until
they getsit back. However. the case
may mot prove as bad as Is feared for
* goat has tremendous powers OF RE.
slstance and assimilation. "A icrealurria
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17


, y q Siai gu, az pps 81 ysarA \
iAschool teacher in West Aurora Eill..
has neevr believed in the Sndtto,
spare the rod and spoil the child"
4 mall her. years OF teaching Miss Todd
sa i5tll never inflicted corporal punish.
I nient on a ipupilyF Is p Ttit,{
i!{s The Gar has given orders to a Rus.
* sian poet, Lydiel Kologrivoff, to write
the book for a cantata and opera glor.
i3ifytng the house OF Romanoff. This
y house has governed Russia since the
Z election of Michael RomanoH to the
rllersbip$ in 1913.
When Avis Dyer. prisoner in the
kansas reformatory, learned that he
!; was to 5be paroled he pleaded to be
allowed to stay another year. Dyer Is
Ia king q course In Bertillon work. In
1.-THE reformatory and he Is anxious. to
"A finish the course. His plea was
! granted. ~ N. i,
BY remaining unmarried, three
!, nteces, 4of Meyer Feuchtwanger, who
h died at the Hotel Marie Antoinette on
April 6. have won $1,000 each. In his
VIII, filed for probate In New York,
y Nj. Feuchtwanger left $1,000 ito each
daughter OF my brother, Ernst Feucht.
( %anger. who never shall have married
Sgdttthe time OF my death"
fEs The clerk Of the District Court at
& Sheridan, .Wyo.. had an odd, new ex.
fperience when there came before him
Mrs. Louise Bliss. n woman over so
ears of age. to make an application
! forgan army pension--no, not for her
Y son or husband, but for her own self,
md on account of active service with
i the Sixty.thlrd Illinois regiment dur.
Ing the YClyA; War .l
Mary Carr Moore the talented Seat.
= tie woman. and her mother, Mrs.
Sarah Pratt Carr, Nave written an
81 American opera Mrs. Moore is a can.
H8didate lforSthe S,s5, 900 prize offered to
M he. 5Ameri can scompo who, will pro.
dtce ethe most styplcallyi American
opera to hep reduced by the Metropol.
tam Opera Company Of New: York. Z 1t
sals me traSlci story OF Marcus and; Mar.
5cissus Whitman, s3i}3,S Il
I. :fsIs Nv. II. Leubbert, a Civil War vet.
1 Gran no viii entertain the survivors
Sol the Ninth OHIO, Yolunt eers. fat Gin.
y clnnatl !, April %. has been saving 10
cents a month 1 ory the past As years
to ;lbe THE host at2 this occasion: the
faethS ami eysasS Eof the mastering
,SiSpat sofS the egiments In bis $40 trips
70 the bank Luebhert deposited S54,
but interest brings the ytotalito s2S9.7
lore high LIE for Hetty Green, the
woman with something like $40, 0OO,.
'000, No more II bokep for her. The
little Hat YET there Will be closed $on
Alay II the ular moving day, when
Z her leaseswill 2exp ire, and Mrs. Green,
nm stood, wlllstake up her lie
With tlet son. the large aid mighty
sgC oionel Edward n. Green, who Jump
a ,,es from Texas 10! the Waldorf a year
4 rs 4, &, !!
oa gca, ho fn,,pd y q (
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

n, ~ "a IS
q. that can convert sgarbag circus post:
ers. and tlneans into the only brand sof
milk that isS always found safe for ba.
bles and who can but downshatf the
people 81 a neigh bofhood and shutter
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

AZ
brick. wills while the conversation Isl
intprogressg iss likely TOT leave The most
deadly pathogenic germs dishsart tened
and po@edl less for evil after II tray.
erses Its system. y <. . (
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

N-A=H a - b - =
london. April 10.
/; The london Tab.
ernacle was crowd.
ed to hear Pastor
R ussell's Easter.
sermon on The
Resurrection hope
the Only One His
text was from l.
Corinthlan W, IL.
49,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

~ W.
Some one may say. Past6r Russell.
what about the soul III The body fsbss
to sheol. hodes, NE tomb. where goes
the soul n reply thar il ! il the.
soat that goes to ~ /. TO hddes. the
craze, the tomb. the state 81 death.
Although the words skeel ind hades
are translated Drdre more times than
translated hell. nevertheless they ire.
fer, not to the mound 81 earth. which
Is in the nature of a monument. but
to the secret. hidden Sndition. prefer,
ably styled the tomb. the abyss. ses Is
The Prophet David wrote. .Thon'
wilt mot leave my sonl In sheoi the
tomb. the state Of DEATH. nor suffer
Thine Holy One 10 see corruption.
psalm xvi. 10,. st. Peterf quoted
this on the day Of Pentecost and ;ex.
planned that It Isl a prophecy. I'd re-
spect to Christ Jesus. .Dayid's soul
was not delivered tr6m sheo,. and he
did see corruption. and his scpulchre
the Apostle could refer to. But he.
being a Prophet. spoke those words
respecting Jesus. that his soul would
not not s !, !, ley N saeol; that His soul
Wtonid not see corruption, St. Peter.
says that this prophecy was fulfilled
in our Lord-ln athat He swas raised
from the dead on the third day. He
telis VI, tnat Jesus was put TO death
n !ne hesh. put tqulc4ksened fn ,splrlt-7-a!
splr,t nelng iari q ooSe angels and prin.
e'pailt les ana powers ana every name
pihia aaclorsa ~. o,,.. "a. .ts.oa y,
was saved from hellGhads,f ~ Acts %ii /
27,31). n a9'ts.ai.; sI7Ss VI
David. In tie ga 1il Testo mani i, n, used
the word sheoi 81 gpetcr ] IN the Nav
Testament Sused ~ :wor,i 'bnJe, sThsrs
IS no 1ispute q mon rst ischoIars az ~
what IA sirnIf,ea ITbe words sbeoi Z "a
hddess arc we'll knoyv \ ~ refe, = :. 3 !
Mac Of Al, fYerin,, r. = :, - a. - : In.
tfon az INV lima M - ~ $500
sc,Iousnesa or thn don N state 1asn.
nrose rom RIO doaa trorn s.d.. ses .ss
cra re- and not from : nlaca - tarnna W.
The so.callads ! 4 nn.,ias, rroad Taaa,a.n.
TINT Tesna descendad ,ntafA. =, az
arose i fran, ,ha daad ~ ~ ,h n ~.
Al scho,ors enon. Az. .,a..,a n ,.. W.
worda .hsn,I ~ ! . -. =. as $500 - ~
shin - ara :. n,,, s4s ~ .as 1917 aas .eution
saiarsn ~. ~ p :, az suu...ns y, evn.
Anost,as. t 49, < .ns n,asv ~ y
n,nsnes ssu z ~ un''ef7sa ~ y! ! eA-
a. -, ~, 4, ,,. -. ~ y
:, ssss sesstl.aeu in.o naaes. SO 20
q a eaas ~ y ratne. saiseu
III liz ..o.n v aeuu " 'ne .nlra guy.
- tSeu ~. az w. sa.se V.
hi MI IVY Igo III, tne Hepo. MaoFe snah
Etts WI oHns9sts also; .Pos avng nave
w. Ueeh upproseu q 1 ''esi 10 Tue nteH.
sp ftf tsfna1 w 1teS III fEpml
S s,s, m I'LL . y " - h VIII come
aT}a y PpsNf Sti respseffSiEP SIN. having
y, tllereisp 81 GID ana l}eatn:.
,,Iney VIII come forth TINT they nifty
ieq Y 4 re ty9Ss 9f righte9usneess the
lEe%aFa ~ IN ieh 70 ife!s eyefmsting.
T rEghe ssfI9 KISS lesps 9nd His 1glofltied
Church. tbs HyA AZ lie Royal "a.
priesthood. Whose speelh1 work fofsl "a
,ta1lsn Pas years Ri!l pc ppllftlng q,
ImppnBipa not inply fr9m ahe t9 9lf f6 BY !,
nlsOS 10 lon iof, j "a, l"ey cry tpnil.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

Radical Guest-By thes ~ way il, dGthesss,
II We abolish the lordsSthfs : sesslon.
won't the duke be awfully upset
Duchess-oh, Y expect he. would;
but l shan't let him know, you Iknow!i
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

II some one viii just sit on Champ
Clarks hotsair valve, maybe there will
( be no serious trouble with Mexico aft
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
MEN AND, W5seNl!

y Franklin Fort. one time governor
''yf;ot New JerseSn aidohis famlfy,a afe ehs
route TO Japan where Mr.. Fort Will
be ,sen1i:o officially received. - Z
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

Z Have you eyer noticed how d bum;
actor can get iauglite md applause
by using "a cuss word 2tl ; 4 J,
Y f'Oh, yea. what's he reason ~
The audience has been wnnting TO
swear. but 10 too poll Toledo:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

In Duluth. MINI. the MERCURY
took q drop of seventy degrees in five
hours. II ought b have been provid:
iedbwithSaa parachute.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17
t:isG While Col. Roosevelt Is not able to
talk III official capacity, there are many
Americana ready 70 back up anything
essays. 4, = m n. 50

Canada should try to look Its best
this summer. Mr.: Beyeridge Is go.
I Ing 10 look It over and write book
I. about 1t. 4; p ~ i }r5 7a5
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

4 'Findabfe things can be found, at
hardly not ceable cost through want
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

Lois are bought and cold an this city
by people who want ld yertise. and
,~ho. answer q wan Overt Sing chiefly
and principally
Win a $50 Fiano.. rs rs l.Sa
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

One Glrl-Why do you Insist upon
marrying Lightera He isn't to be
trusted. The Other Girl-Why, I'd
trust him With my 4ifc. y &. s.,5;
But i mean THAT he is not to be
trusted with anything valuable-tlat
--er-er''- {, 4. q " h,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

4 steiia--1s she absentmipaed !? ~ \
q Bella-Yes. the stuck her umbrella
through her hat instead or her hat.
pin.-New York yPost:: -
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

There Is no way for hsf 70 flah ont
inadyance how It ends; b. B.rm!ng.
ham Age.Herald.g i !, Isl II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-04-17

IT must be a terr:5le mental st7ain
for a woman TO .read a.e5nt.nueili
story" 49, r Z >