Gilpin observer., 1911-07-13
OBSERVATIONS

mer capital. Possibly the capital
served the purpose.
The white woman who marries q
negro will always have color line
to hang her washings on.
No one gets past redemption. The
finest broilers are born from eggs
that no .one would eat.
The commencement orator often
the plaudits scarce when he tries to
crate the boss into believing that he
Is just the man the firm has been
anxiously looking for.
The sweet girl graduate is no
longer the candy kid. She Is just
beginning to learn the lessons of life
the first of which is that fame is
a transient Joy that fades in a day.
1t is easy to be a gentleman and
hard on others for you not to be.
There are no standpatters when it
comes to running after the votes.
Half the people that you envy are
unsatisfied with their position in life.
You will never lose a job If you
are on it all the time.
Try to SO live and do that when
folks talk about you they will have
good subject to talk about.
An eccentric millionaire has left
five million dollars to be distributed
in $4,000 lunches to each male de-
scendant born after the date of his
death. Sort of an heirloom.
1t has been learned that a wealthy
Iowa farmer has been giving his
sweetheart a 4O-acre tract every time
to make the back-to-the-soil move
ment popular.
The germs that are sometimes
transmitted with kisses are very
modest and retiring creatures and
never come out unless squeezed out.
Bryan may never be president, but
just as long as he is politically ac-
tive it seems likely that his name
will be mentioned whenever a pres
idential election is to be pulled off.
There certainly was some wool
pulled over the schedule.
A Democratic congressman says
the presidential nomination lies" be-
tween Speaker Clark and Prof. Wood
row Wilson. One of 'em had better
nail it.
Why is it that highwaymen make
a big haul whenever they hold up
gambling joint and the police never
find anything. The police might get
a few pointers worth while from the
former.
A woman who is perfectly frank
about her age is not the kind in
which it is safe to make a confidant.
Don't stay out nights looking for
Opportunity.
Baseball fans are no good to keep
you cool-although they stir up quite
a breeze.
Among the women who have been
most fortunate in love affairs may be
mentioned some who have no pros
poets of being married.
You often love your enemies-un-
Willingly.
1t is sometimes wise to give in
early in an argument-to avoid be-
ing convinced.
1t is no accomplishment to win the
love of a woman who is crazy to get
married.
You need not fear a brain storm
from a windy guy.
Ladies. don't envy your neighbor
who wears silk stockings. Her hubby
may be wearing cotton socks with
holes in 'em.
The man who eats as If he had a
suction valve in his aesophagus is
no gentleman.
What is that quality in human ma
ture that makes us revel in the mis-
takes of others.
Cong. Nick (Alice r. Longsworth
says he sometimes wishes he was a
COW instead Of a congressman. He
has been in several campaigns, SO.
no doubt, he knows how it is to be
milked.
The automobile is making lot Of
hump-backed people. Probably the
monthly payments are too heavy for
some of 'em.
The plagiarist doesn't think what
he says.
No one can blame a rheumatic for |
A man may be like clock and
still be behind time.
Hay fever resorts ought to be a |
likely place to find grass widows.
The opponents Of Lake Minnetonka,
Mimi. as the summer capital are
asking what use can be made Of
summer capital in a country that is