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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
DYING by oruans.

It has been discovered that If a
human being dies after an ordinary
illness and not a violent death he
1oes not die all over and all at once.
He may have a diseased liver, heart
Or lung, and this may be the cause
Of his death; but it has been found
that If the diseased organ could have
been replaced by a healthy one life
might have been maintained indefi.
nitely. This is no imagination or
speculation. 1t has been confirmed
by the most careful experiments by
the ablest medical scientists In the
country-Leslie's Weekly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
WORK OF GEN. BOOTHS ARMY
Saivationlsts Give an impressive EH-
hlbit In London, Depicting Scenes
From Life.

London.-Ten thousand people at.
tended the demonstration given re-
Gently by the Salvation Army at the
Albert hall. Old. white haired and
almost blind. General Booth presided
in person. only with my inner sight
have | been able to witness these
transformations and miracles that the
love of God has wrought" he said
after patiently sitting through the diff
ferent scenes that were played before
an attentive and interested audience
First was depicted a night on the
Thames embankment at one of the
army's shelters. Gradually the great
arena in the hall filled with hundreds
OF destitute and homeless men, to
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Exhibition Of Real Faith.

William Spills little girl, who had
beer playing at making mud pies,
aided by a tiny s%prinkling can for a
reservoir, ran to her father as he
alighted from q car, bearing a pack
age of dry-cleaned wearing apparel
Pointing to her muddy little boots Fa-
her Spill admonished his tiny daugh-
ter. impressing her with the value of
a neat appearance.
That night the young lady offered
her usual prayer with great earnest.
ness. And don't forget, dear Lord .
she prayed fervently. ito dry-clean our
street, and my shoes, for Jesus sake.
ameni"-Cleveland Leader.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
At the Prune Club.

why is a baseball umpire like a
mother-in-law?" asked the thin board
er, coming down to breakfast without
his collar.
Because they 10Th watch the game"
suggested the fat man.
Nix" replied the thin one.
Because they both put a man out
unjustly," came from the shoe clerk. /
Good, but not the right answer
came from the thin one. Its really too
easy to give up, but here it is-both
are very unpopular"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
STRONGER THAN NEAT
A Judges Opinion of Grape-Nuts.

A gentleman who has acquired a ju.
dieial turn of mind from experience
on the bench out in the Sunflower
State writes a carefully considered
opinion as to the value of Grape-Nuts
as food. He says:
For the past 5 years Grape-Nuts
has been a prominent feature in our
bill of fare.
The crisp food with the delicious,
nutty flavor has become an indis.
pensable necessity in my family's
everyday life.
1T has proved to be most healthful
and beneficial, and has enabled us to
practically abolish pastry and pies
from our table, for the children prefer
Grape-Nuts, and do not crave rich and
unwholesome food.
"Grape-Nuts keeps US all in perfect
physical condition-as a preventive of
disease 1t is beyond value. | have been
particularly impressed by the bene1-
cial effects of Grape-Nuts when used
by ladies who are troubled with face
blemishes, skin eruptions, etc. It
clears up the complexion wonderfully.
A to It's nutritive qualities, my ex-
~perience Is that one small dish Of
Grape-Nuts is superior to a pound of
meat for breakfast, which is an impor-
tant consideration for anyone. 1t sat
isles the appetite and strengthens the
power of resisting fatigue. while its
use involves none of the disagreeable
consequences that sometimes follow
4 meat breakfast" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the littls book, ''The Road to
MELVILLE" In pkgs. There's a reason"
s Fs@ .hcye IekSexs A new
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Hat Authority.

Mrs. Bacon-"In Dresden the mail
authorities make special provision for
the transportation of millinery and
hats in boxes"
Mr.. Bacon-"In this country the fe
male authorities have to do with mil
linery."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
There's a Reason.

Boatman-Peter an NELL not be
able to take We out fshin' tonight,
man; but Peters nephew will be
afther takin' We av We like.
Lady-Well, l hope Peters nephew
is cleaner than Peter is.
Boatman-He is, man; he's young
er.-Punch.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Law o. KS Press camera.

Newport. r. la newspaper photo
grapher has a right to take a picture
OF anyone in a public street. accord.
ing to a decision by Judge Stearns
il the Superior court The Judge in.
structed a jury to return a verdict of
$500 in favor of a Boston ewspa
photographer who had alleged assault
and personal injury against Harry p.
WALKER while the photographer was
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

The high school boy who cheats is dis.
honest and no amount of argument can
make him otherwise.
The lesson should be Systematically
taught and explanations clearly given.
There seems to be much "go as you
please" instead of a stated curriculum for
each year.
Home work should be given advisedly
instead of no home work one day and
enough to keep the child up till twelve
O'Clock at night on another.
When a pupil does anything wrong,
whether Intentionally or otherwise, he
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Among our own people It is different. Twenty
weeks Of one-night stands on the kerosene circuit
makes one yearn for a kindred soul; and it isn't un-
common to form friendships that last a whole season.
closing at Mauch Chunk. Of course it would be diff
ferent if we all had a comfortable home, with a fire.
place and a conventional source of support. We would
have to be careful then.
Pm going to be real frank. 1 think women like
stout, stupid women, who haven't told the truth since
childhood, and haven't any luck with men. They're
500 comfortable.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

l am sick and tired of this modern fad
that children should be taught to amuse
themselves. To my mind it is just an ex-
cuse for selfish mothers to salve their
troubled consciences.
No, you need not tell of the evil to a
child of making it dependent upon others
for amusement. Few children have re-
sources of their W and if an older person
will not help them out the poor little tots
have a stupid times of it in the years when
they should be the happiest.
There's my Bobby. | play with him
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
They Won't Blow AWAY

She with Observation-Disclosures cv-
clone out west. 1t has SVEN dozens
OF farms clear of everything"
He'll bet the mortgages didn't
bulge al inch."-Boston TRANSCRIPT
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A New York grocer was ~pardoned
for speeding to save his wife's $50
hat from the rain, SO the grocer's Gus
toner whose entire family's $25 worth
of clothes is endangered will not be
arrested IL they run.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

the change from a doo to a neck and
cork to make it a jug in fact. Perhaps
Il doesn't matter a great deal, any
way. for the jail isn't often used, and
1t was just as well to put a little
sense OF humor in the structure.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
The Ultimate Limit

First Dentist-My work is so pain.
less that my patients often fall asleep
while | am at their teeth.
Second Dentist-That's nothing.
Mine all want to have their pictures
taken to catch the expression of de-
light on their faces.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A Chicago woman has had a lawyer
arrested, alleging that he called her an
"old cat" Call a woman a cat. if you
must. but never call her an old cat.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
JAIL IS A SURE ENOUGH JUG
Bastlle at Mansfield. Mo-. Needs Only
a Handle to BE the Real
Thing.

Mansfield. Mo.-"Jug" as used to
describe the city jail at Mansfield.
scarcely could be considered a word
of slang For the Mansfield Jail. built
of solid concrete in the proportions OF
a huge jug. needs only a handle and
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
sns, ds with Horse Car.

New York.-John Scott was fined
81 for spec ting his horses attached to
a crosstown car.
Magistrate Corrigan warned the old
driver thEt only his gray hairs saved
him.
Hundreds" said Cerrigan. might
have been shocked to death at the
sight"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A Chicago woman says that divorces
are more common nov because her
sex have raised the standard of man.
hood. Any old kind of a husband viii!
no longer do. she says. How does
It happen. then. that so many meE get
married?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Several hundred marriages in Chica
go have beer declared void. thereby
saving a good many people the ex-
pense of a trip to Reno.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
His PAS in Congress-.

Caller-That is an odd nickname
your brother has.
blcky-fes; pa cans him "Appro-
priation Bill" because e's stealin' Die
and preserves all the time.-Roaton
Transcript.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A Swedish gives the
earth more thu 10000 years longer
to live. Which ooks bad for our de.
scendants in about the three hun
dredth generation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A Boston court has been called on
to decide whether baseball playing is
labor. II seems TO be when the Detroit
team is playing on the other side.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

England has just launched her first
war airship. II is called the Mayly.
Probably the implied doubt is justifi.
able.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Willie Berri's Brooklyn playmates
can never brag successfully about hav-
Ing had the measles. for Willie stepped
in the presidents soup.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Edison says tina the end of the troll.
ley car is in sight. But the boldest in.
ventor has not yet tackled the prob
lem OF the strap-hangerless car.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

is a great game. and might be
even more thrilling and spectacular If
the layers would ride motorcycles in
steal of horses.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Everybody is crying now, Improve your
property. Have fine lawns with flower beds.
have your house painted every year, plant
shade trees, etc. 1t is all right, but is the
garden perfect without life in it? What
is the finest flower garden without birds
We go to the parks to see animals, birds,
etc. but IN the city they are destroyed and
killed.
The robins are killed and their nests
destroyed. | passed through an alley a
year ago and found three robins shot TO
death and thrown over the fence into the
alley back of one lot. I vent through the
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

You'll not notice the heat IL you
DOM talk about it," says Doctor
Wiley. The trouble is that other PEG.
pie insist on talking about 1t.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Quarters and Halves.

George AIDE at the recent Lambs
gambol In New York. objected to the
extravaganza Of the modern wife.
1t Is true that the married men Of
today" he ended. have better halves
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A New York physician says that one
can escape typhoid fever by chewing
tobacco. The remedy, however. is
worse than the disease.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

When you discover two souls with
but a single thought the thought con.
Germs the coolest place within reach.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A Sacramento minister defended Sun.
day baseball. and they say he struck
right out,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A P%ittsburg scientist lays there is q
microbe in every kiss. Pittsburg ought
to know that by this time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A young woman in Brooklyn wants
to marry the stepson of her father-in.
laws first wife. All of which is our
notion of considerable mixup.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Her Method.

Mistress-Have you a reference?
Bridget-Foine; OF held the poker
over her till l got it.-Harper,s Ba.
Ear.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Chicago has twice as many tele-
phones as London. But then 1t has
twice as much to say.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Strong -
Plea for.
CHEEKY
Little. r.
-.- #

By HlLDA~ ANDERSON
Indianapolis. Ind.

same alley yesterday and found another one on the same spot again.
L am a poor laboring mans wife without much can or money to
go to parks and therefore have to enjoy my outing in my own yard, and
how happy feel with my friends, the robins, around me. # hurts mo
TO sec them destroyed. ask sisters of hard work and labor who like
the robins and birds in general to help me have the bird killing done owav
with. The police know Of il, but do not dc anything. | blame the NEIGH
bors for keeping so still about it. They ought to be ashamed. | like to
fight the battle of justice and right.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A good many of our householders
labor under the impression hat ice is
measured by the carat, like diamonds.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

No first class summer resort, as you
may have observed. ever has any
flies or mosquitoes for publication.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A new counterfeit $40 bill is In cir
culation. Watch for it when the con.
ductor hands you your change.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
sud- en- Change.

Little Edgar-"Uncle John, did you
used to be a little hoy like me?"
Uncle John-"Yes, Edgar,
Little Edgar@'D.dn't you feel awful.
ly queer for a few days after you sHs
to be a mang"-Exchange.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

One who will sit out on the bleach
ers when the temperature is playing
around 100 must really want to see
the ball game.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Reaman Wanamaker is insured fol-
$4.500.0 900. but IL is not stated wheth
er he is an aviator or a canoeist
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

In addition to the wireless telegraph
Chicago will now have permanently
noiseless peddlers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

When a man boasts about his old age
it is generally found that he has moth
ing else to boast about.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Warmer winters are promised. It is
~consoling to know that they cannot
be warmer than the m
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Worse than not being able to swim
these days is not being able to go
swimming.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Visit n store where they sell
straw hats and view the impressive
ceremony of putting the lid on.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A college education is getting to be
mighty expensive-for alumni.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
LOvabIe
Women
Stout, Stupid
Kind Are
Most Favored
By VIRGINIA

lat kind of a women do women like? What a queer ques-
toni Women like all-no; not all women, of course-therc
are some women who are simply impossible.
The women we see across the f~ootlights. for instance.
There are many varieties in the orchestra stalls alone. Those
who come with their young men seldom know the name of The
play. They talk nearly all the time, and when they are not
talking they are thinking of the walk home. We don't like
them. Then those who want to be actresses-they all think
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

That wind blown summer resort ad-
vertising begins to look very catchy.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

A Syracuse lady has celebrated her
eighty-frst birthday by skipping the
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Still this is Just the weather you
were wishing for last February.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

An umpire never reverses a deci-
sion, although asked to do SO every
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

The summer girl was never more
fascinating than she is this season.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25
Correct e.
Many ~
Errors - = :
ofTeaCher
and Pupil.

should be punished in accordance. To give a zeroa and thus rob a child
of his right average because he was guilty of some slight misdemeanor is
unfair and is the cause of great Encouragement. 1t dsheartens and. ruins
the school life of many pupils.
raviews should precede all examinations.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25


us and thinking all the show people should be doing domestic work. They
are unlovabe, too. Then there ire women who are there every Monday
afternoon in the same seats. They believe the villain really dies, and that
the leading man is a Adonis. Distance certainly lends enchantmcnt;
and SC does the spotlight. Well, we pity them; and pity may be akin to,
but it iS't, genuine affection.
We never get very fond of the women out in the big world who try to
exploit u.s. and invite us to afternoon carnivals Of weak tea and sand.
witches with the inside layer photographed on. I'm sure W e could be tenn
porariy fond of a hostess who would habitually forget to paddock the chest
Of real food. And we arr cool toward those gentle persons who introduce
US to their friends in order to point a moral and adorn a tale. It's only
natural to dislike the role of Horrible Example.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Breaks Wrist swattIny Fly.
n"hnnua. A.--Willard Steiner, a mu-
j. - OILL1JUIAs
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-08-25

Montpelier, Idaho
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-02-01

@ o o o o @ o o o o o o @ o
/" POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS o
o o 9 o 8 9 o o 8. o o o o 8
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-
fore adjournment and are threatening
to flibuster if their wishes are not
regarded. Senator Borah of Idaho IL
championing the popular election Of
United States senator's and is demand
ing a vote on the resolution providing
for the submission of a constitutional
amendment having this purpose.
Senator Gallinger is intensely inter
'ssted in the merchant marine, or ship
subsidy measure, which is still the I'M.
finished business before the senate.
Senator Hepburn rises at every con-
venient opportunity and reminds the
senate of the pressing Importance Of
reaching the bill providing for the re-
form of judicial procedure in the fed.
eral courts
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-02-01
EXTRA SESSION
IS PROBABLE
Congress Has Much to Do
Before March 4.
MANY MEASURES PENDING

Some Forty Thousand Bills and Reso.
Iutions Have Been introduced and
Comparatively Few Of These Will
Meet Approval-canadian Reeiproci-
ty Agreement Gives Impetus to the
Extra Session Gossip.
Washington, Feb. 1.-Only twenty
. eight working days remain of the pres
1 ent session of congress and the legis-
latiys hoppers are still crowded,
!. packed down and running over. Yet
facing this condition and reminded
that three of the remaining days have
been set aside for eulogies of dead
statesmen the senate calmly adjourned
over last Friday until Monday.
Night sessions will have to be re-
!. sorted to at an early date to dispose
of the great accumulation of legisla-
tive grist. The appropriation bills
will have to be passed, or an extra
session is inevitable. Despite the talk
in some quarters of calling an extra
session to permit the Democratic
|, house to pass a tariff bill the idea is
meeting with little if any encourage
ment on either side Of the chamber.
The submission by President Taft
OF the text of suggested tariff legisla-
ton to permit freer trade with Cana
-da gave some impetus to the extra
session idea, but even the approximate
= certainty that consideration of this
measure cannot be secured at this
session has not served to change the
7 outlook for an extra session.
Many Measures Will Fail.
o. With the arrival Of March 4 the
vast volume of bills and resolutions In.
troduced during the three sessions of
the Sixty first congress and not final
ly passed and approved by the presi-
dent will go to the waste bin. There
are some 10000 bills and joint reselu.
tons in all and the percentage Of
those which pass through all the legis.
lative stages is exceedingly small
When the new congress meets it will
begin work de novo. All bills must be
introduced anew. This even applies
to senators who hold over from one
session to the next IT,.
Several senators are pressing for
consideration of particular bills be-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1911-02-01
Announcement.

I hereby announce myself as an
Independent candidate for alderman
in the second ward to be voted on
at the regular election to be held
Tuesday, February 21st, 1911.
F. l.. Bursley.