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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29

ing. One Of the front windows is al
ways open. and the hens get their sun
as they dig their grain out of the lit
ter. The glass part is II by lG feet.
feet high front and I feet high rear.
The back building Is y by rs feet and
is divided in two parts. one for roosts
and nests. the other for feed.
The hens in this glass house have
kept so healthy and been so profitable
that second glass house has been
built.
The second cut represents a small
outside sun parlOr or scratch shed 1t
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
DECORATION DAY.

ELMA, May 27.-No arrangements
have been made for general obser-
vance of Decoration Day by the civic
and fraternal organizations of Elma
on Tuesday next. However the day
will be observed with all due solem-
nifty by the members of the Grand
Army of the Republic and Women's
Relief Corps. These organizations
extends a cordial invitation to all
societies and citizens 70 join them
in a proper observance of the day.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
AOQUIAM HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATES ORGANIZE
Alumni Association Is Formed and
Officers EIected-Banquet Is
Planned for Class of II

HOQUIAM, May 2S.-The Hoquiam
High school Alumni Association has
been organized and the following of.
Ulcers elected:
President, f. A. Philbrick, "a; first
vice president, Horace Porter, of Oak
willie, 90; second vice president, SUI
sic Lenfesty. "a; secretary Mrs. Hub
bard futile, 81, and treasurer c. A.
Morgan, SO.
The first function will be ban
Quet at the Hotel Grayport next Thurs
day evening in honor of the class of
1911
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
MACCABEES INSTITUTED

MONTESANO, May 27.-W. S.
Dixon, supervising deputy. and c. p.
Toby, special deputy, Monday night
instituted the Modern Maccabees
here, consisting of % charter mem
beers. The order will meet in the
future at Eagles Hall, the End and
4th Mondays of each month. Fol
lowing are the officers: Post Com
nander, Isaac Reeves; commander
M. n. Mason; Lieutenant Command
er, Thos. Parker; Record Keeper
George Efbrandt; Finance Keeper,
Karl Wanichek Chaplain, j. Nc
Naughton; Sergeant, j. Watkins
Physician. DR.. FitZ.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

MONTESANO, May 27.-Follow-
ing are those to whom the county
auditor issued marriage licenses dur
ing the week:
Steven NJ. Eldred, Erma c. Sher-
imam: Matt Naranen kristina, kar-
:jala; Albert f. Law. Katherine +.
Barry; b. F. Gage, Myrtle |. Nc
Even: Il. f. LentZ, Clara Durward.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
TACOMA VISITORS.

MONTESANO, May 27.-Mrs j. b.
Kesterson and daughter, Miss Minnie
Mcdowell, are down from South Ia
coma and will spend month or SIX
weeks with friends in various parts
of the county. They accompanied Mr..
Kestersen to North River Monday
where the latter is engaged in the TIM
her cruise of the county.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
NEW COURTHOUSE NEARLY
READY FOR DECORATORS

MONTESANO, May 2S.-Sylliansen
& Saldo, the contractors for the new
courthouse, expect to be able to fin
ish their contract next month, when
the building will be turned over to
the decorators ana finishers. The
finishing work Will take about two
months, when the entire building will
be completed and ready for occu-
Dancy.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29

try. 1t is by Il feet. 3la feet hi""
front, 4 feet high rear, and glass is too
low down, so that cocks fight through
it or smash their reflection. The foun
datiOns are concrete and go below
frost and in the large house are one
foot above the surface. The glass is
put in on the greenhouse plan.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
GOOD FOR SATSOP FARMERS

ELMA. May 2i.-Train No. 321,
passing Elma at 1l:o0 now makes
stops at Satsop for passengers and
perishable eXpress-fruit berries and
milk This was asked for by the
Satsop Grange and their request sec
onded by the Elma commercial club,
as a convenience of the Satsop farm
ers. who otherwise could not send
their produce to the Harbor cities
until late in the afternoon
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
MONTESANO MAYOR RESIGNS.

MONTESANO. May 27.-Mayor J.
7. Durdle has resigned as chief exc
cutive of Montesano, and his resig.
nation has been accepted by the city
council. Eldridge Wheeler f. X.
Bishop and r. G. Trask are all spok-
en- of as possible successors.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
TOURING WASHINGTON.

MONTESANO, May 27.-J. NJ. Lad
ley, an uncle of j. J. Ladley of this
city, accompanied by his son. Leslie,
are in Montesano on tour of inspec-
ton of Washington. The elder Lad
ley will locate here if this section
measures up to his ideals.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
CITY MESSENGER COMPANY.

TELEPHONE NUMBER CHANGED
The City Messenger company has in
stalled two telephones, Nos. 1891 and
5941, one of which is always open
Call either number and Central viii
get u.s." JOS. FARRELL, Mgr
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
FINED FOR STEALING WHEEL

HOQUIAM, May 2S.-Charles Spears
cabin boy aboard the steamer San
,Jacinto, was fined $3.50 for the theft
of a bicycle. Spears was arrested
yesterday by Chief of Police Wyrick
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
w. C. T. -. MEETING.

ELMA, May 27.-The meeting of
the ladies of the w. c. T. L. and
their friends at the home of Mrs.
NJ. NJ. Wakefield on West Main street
on Tuesday afternoon was of unus-
ual interest. being both a business
and a social meeting.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29
DCN'TS.

Don't think that you are the sin
qua non. The peacock spreads its tai
and screams I'm it, then sees it,
ugly feet and gets ii tit. Your feet ma!
be of no unusual size. you may be fail
to seeing human eyes. but have a care
and do not play the ass. or. like ole
Neb, you may have to eat grass.
Don't set eggs that are abnormal in
size. shape or texture. Medium sizec
eggs bring best chicks.
Don't be stingy with wicks. A new
one for every hatch puts yon on til
safe side. and you need not hottie;
about the lamp burning out
Don't use Il leaky lamp. II * risky
and evaporating oil spoiiS the air anC
floor An extra lamp should be KEEP.
on hand for accidents
Don't use an ordinary thermometer
Use the best by test and keep extra
for breal:age.
Don't depend Oh one wafer thermO
stat. They often burst or leak. am
On extra comes in handy.
Don't start an Incubator withou
cleaning the heater Accumulated! SCOT
or dust in air passages abSorbS the
heat. makes smoke and may cause
fire.
Don't use Sciled egg trays. Clear
the screen of filth and shell and wasl
we'll so there is no smell
Don't pack eggs on top of each othr
or so tightly in the tray il:at they n'a
not be moved easily. On top they ovei
heat: too tight. you break them.
Whether in garden patch or farm
field. it is well to remember that the
best time in the whole season in which
to dispatch weeds is just as they are
breaking through the ground - Just
a-bornin," as some one has said. This
is so because it is then that they are
most easily killed. while they have not
as yet begun to pull on either the
moisture or fertility of the soil. An
other decided advantage in doing the
job at the start is that the weeds can
be killed literally by the million with
drag or harrow, while a few weeks
later one is able to put them out OF
business with difficulty by thousands
or les, --,+r -'-=- ~ C;;tlvarOr.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-05-29

In d dAa " NJ n pub cable tsand rhle of value
especially hheal OF the ~ t sen
e W ls alton tactical de
be of the Et not W De to u quest speramn goa ybanco
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
When Biornson Died.

Bjornsons son, in describing the last
hours of IFS father. writes Now and
then the bright flame Of his humor
hickered up. The doctor felt his pulse
and said 1t was good. With his face
beaming with humor lie turned toward
us and said, I am tie first man to die
with good pulse He said one even
ing-and 1t seemed as If an old wise
man was speaking with tina weight OF
experience, Now could write-yes,
now | could write. for have been In
the realms of death and have felt tho
pain that attends DEATH And when
all Of US thought that the indifference
of death was upon him-my mother.
who always gave him his food, which
he would receive only from her, stood
at the bedside with brooch OH her
breast which she had worn at her con.
flrmation-then he opened his eyes and
looked at her. He smiled, lifted his
hand and touched the brooch. This
was the last sign to the outer world he
was able to give"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14

In the Chicago Tribune of yester-
day McCutcheon strikes hard blow
when he presents double picture,
one that of Abraham Lincoln, .Tie
Rail Splitter" and the other that OF
Senator Bailey, THE Hair Splitter.
Bailey Is the leader of the Lorimer
defense in the U. s. senate, and Nc
Cuteheon quotes him as saying that
while his opponents contend that %
and 2 make A." he feels quite sure
that "2 and 2 make 22;" and while
there was bribery in Lorimer's cleo
ton there wasn't enough of 1t to
make any difference. One important
point is ignored in the contention OF
the Lorimerites when they assert
that Lorimer had five votes to spare
and had majority or the Illinois
legislature even without the votes
claimed to have been corruptly cast.
This lies in the fact, which is mat
ter OF record, that the five votes
which Lorimer received over and
above the number needed to elect
( him, were cast by men who were for
Hopkins after Lorimer had received
the bare majority of 100 votes. These
five were transferred to Lorimer only
because he had been already elected
and would not have been cast for
him had he not already had major.
ity. They were cast by members
who wished to "get into the band
wagon" they were not for Lorimer
and would never have voted to elect
nim Lorimer's election was not &C.
complished through their aid; it was
accomplished by the votes that were
bought.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
A Cold Ride,

All through his life Senator Dolliver
of Iowa had horror of fast trains
and possible railroad wrecks. Once he
was on train with Vice President
Fairbanks.
yDolliver awoke In the middle of the
night, and 1t seemed to him that the
train was going at terrific speed. He
climbed out of his berth and, arrayed
only In his paj0mas, started down the
length of the train to find the con-
,dlctor and ask him to order the train
run at less speed 1t was cold night,
but the senator did not mind that until
the door of his car snapped shut and
locked behind him and he found that
the door of the next coach was also
locked He rode sixty-fve miles locked
out in the cold Of the vestibule before
lie could wake up anybody to let him
in. Mr.. Fairbanks finally heard his
cries for help and rescued him. New
York Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
3eiloe, ey Eluns,rs.


The University Correspondent re-
Gently offered II prize for schoolboy
mistakes. Here are few examples.
Mute, inglorious Milton"-these epi-
taphs are used by u writer who was
enyious of Ailtons being poet orient
He finds sermons Ia stones" express
es the same idea as Wordsworths
'the restless stone chat all day long is
heard" Calvin was noted scientist
and peer, who died lately. Naples is
an independent state in theNorth of
India. Shakespeare made mistake
In mentioning Galen, who did not live
until Il hundred years after his time.
The feminine of fox Is foxhen John
Burns was the name of one Of the
claimants to the throne Of Scotland In
the reign of Edward l. The pyrami1s
are q range of mountains between
France and Spain. The three highest
mountains In Scotland are Ben Nevis,
Ben Lomond and Ben Jonson Wolsey
saved his life by dying on the way
from York to London. When the Eng
lish first landed In Australia the only
four footed animal in the country was
a rat. Monsoons are fertile gorges be-
tween the Himalayas.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Pains All Over.

Houston, Tex.-"For Ave years, =
says Mrs. l.. Fulenchek, of this place,
II suffered with pains all over. es-
pecially in my back and side, and
was SO weak | could hardly do my
housework. A friend told me OF Car
dui. Since taking it, feel so mucn
better! Now | can do all my house
work and pains don't bother me any
more at all. Cardui is a strength
building medicine. Fifty years of sue
cess have produced. amongst It's many
users, confidence in Cardui and VIVA,
1t will do. During this time, Cardul
has relieved the female ailments OF
over a million women. Why not
yours? Try it today. Yourd ruggist
sells it.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Winklewads.

my life Is full Of labor" said the model,
goodness knows
pose all day from morn till eve and then
all night repose."
THE markets picking up said Hobbs.
ut Is, indeed" said Give
TITS picking UP every cent had. / wish
you'd lend me FIVE"
q
Behold Miss Puss. She licks herself all
over on the mat
And then gets up, goes out OF doors and
ticks another cat.
His sweetheart's name was Josephine, and
unto her said he
"Oh, Josephine, I'm sure you are my
Josephinltyr
what shall we wear?" the suffragists
are asking, and wag
Suggests n Maxim silencer, a muzzie and
gag.
Boston Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Dress Dreams.

II 1t were not for the tyrannical
changes In the fashion of clothes ev-
cry one might have bank account
st. Louis obeDemocrat.
According to New. York adyices, the
latest gown is an empire with hob
BILE An airship with Wellman equi-
librator, as 1t were.-Milwaukee Jour
nal.
The University OF Missouri has intro
duced course in the washing Of
clothes. Ii it can be shown that this
work can be done without shucking
the buttons it is well worth a univer-
sity extension course. Minneapolis
journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
State Lines.

In the last five years 100000 has
been spent in labor, etc, on public
roads in North Carolina.
Farmers of South Carolina spent last
year $6s,500,000 for products brought
from other states that could have been
raised in South Carolina.
There are in Texas 140,10l miles Of
roads of an average width Of fifty
feet, equal in area nearly to the land
area Of Delaware and In aggregate
nearly six times the circumference of
the earth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Automobiles.

The automobile industry more than
any other has compelled steel manu-
facturers to improve their output to
the highest point.
Instructors automobiles are now
made with double set of controls so
that teacher can instantly assume
charge if anything goes wrong with
his pupil.
California has one automobile for ev-
cry fifty-seven persons on its federal
census, according to the report of the
motor vehicle department of the secre-
tary of state. The total number OF
machines registered on Dec. last was
A. 58.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Short Stories.

Only one-tenth of the population of
the United States is of unmixed de-
scent.
The one-miilionth United States pat
ent will be issued next summer. just
about 121 years after the lirst one was
issued, In July, 1890.
The high standards of the United
States army are indicated by the fact
that Of 100000 young men who sought
enlistment last year about $1,000 We're
rejected.
More than 100000 acres of land IL
legally fenced in We're restored to the
government last year, the result OF
fifty eight civil suits and twenty-eigh.
criminal prosecutions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
German GIeanings.

Nearly one-third OF the economic &C.
tvity of Germany rests today on fem
mime shoulders.
Among the 500 railway workshops In
Germany there are seventy which EN-.
ploy more than 800 persons.
The various German states maintain
seventy schools In horseshoeing, with
courses of from one to six months.
Germany has about $4,000 co-opera.
tive associations, with more than 1000
300 members, who, with their families.
represent nearly one-thlrd Of the total
population of the German empire.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Captains of Industry of
Future Must Be Made
By ]. c ArHeARN. San Francisco Bushes. Man

J.
" HERE the captains and generals and eutenants Of the
future be obtained Many business asking this
wv question: and it has forced them to adopt method
@S4& TO MAKE CERTAIN THE SECURING OF MEN
TO BECOME THE FUTURE MANAGERS AND DIRECTORS
AND OFFICERS OF THE BIG BUSINESS ENTERPRISES
The the head of big business be able RECOG
NIZE THE NEEDS OF THE PUBLIC AND ATTEND TO
THE NEEDS OF HIS INSTITUTION AT THE SAME TIME
such be found he made The Of the
modern business institutions depends whether
of trust ability and broad education general lines TO TAKE
THE REIGNS OF THEIR MANAGEMENT. 8#6
The task of training the youth task that belongs to the public
schools and be undertaken by the corporations But the task Of
giving special training that fits for office and being
dertaken by many corporations.
LONGER DEPEND ON MEN RISING FROM
THE MASSES. THAT IS TOO UNCERTAIN. MUST
HAVE TRAINING AND HIGHER EDUCATION, AND
I'VE COLLEGES TO GET THEM IN sEcuR
INC THE RIGHT TYPE GRADUATED
COLLEGES SHOULD THE, PREFERENCE. THEN
IsHoULp OTHER TESTS AND FINALLY GIVEN
AN OPPORTUNITY STUDY THE COURSE OUTLINED THE
BUSINESS INSTITUTION BY WHICH THEY ARE EMPLOYED.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
UNCLE WALT , ,,',,, ,sG,

bird, catching choicest
o Sleep a man can
EARLY kind that balm and
if he'd healthy,
wise When his
Of sunber
morning Let others the festive I'll
when
working
grouch snail be by the
added their
fol- boa constructors
ossGG.: rs [0aaA7ne~c.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
The cynic.

II really don't care for luncheon"
mid the cynic. II would be better or
without 1t. In fact, only visit res
taurants because am interested In n
certain type Of humanity"
"Then why do you wait until
O'clock, when the restaurants are de-
serted and you are the only patronf"
inquired the bystander.
Because replied the cynic, II am
the certain interesting type."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14

HELPLESSNESS OF THIS COUNTRY in the event of
~ foreign invasion. to think that much has
been made of this than the facts calmly considered, would
Justify.
We have VERY GOOD NAVY and with the opening of the
Panama will much effective 1t would be useful
prevent the coming of an invading army the
THE COUNTRY NEVER CONSENT
THE MAINTENANCE STANDING ARMY WHICH MILITARY Elk
PERTs PRONOUNCE SUFFICIENTLY LARGE COPE IN
WITH THE STANDING ARMIES OF THE GREATER POW
ERs SHOULD THEY GET BY NAVY AROUND OUR HARsoR
pEFENsEs AND DESCEND UPON OUR COAST.
If this leaves position then so be it. for
who understand the popular viii in this country know that IL
CANNOT BE OTHERWISE.
We shall do everything in the of wise military preparation
present regular army continue IMPROVE
THE NATIONAL MILITIA if pass the pending volunteer bill
when declared and involve the nation
in dollars worth Of expense UNTIL THE EMERGENCY
ARISES if pass law pending in congress which will give
lis A FORCE OF ADDITIONAL OFFICERS TRAINED IN
MILITARY ART and able in times of peace render efficient quasi
civil positions that of the advantage the
and if we in reasonable time ACCUMULATE GUNS AND AM
MUNITION ENOUGH TO EQUIP AND ARM THE FORCE
WE COULD ENLIST UNDER OUR COLORS IN EMER-
GENCY
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Natural Talent

1.-THE teacher informs me that Mary
Anderson Wombat has considerable
dramatic talent"
That's what. Why. that girl can't
irecite the multiplication table without
making the most elegant gestures."--
Washington Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Wife Got Tin Top Advice.

MY wife wanted me to take oui
boy to the doctor to cure an ugly
boil" writes D. F'rankel, OF Stroud,
Okla. Il said put Bucklen's Arnica
Salve on it. She did so, and it cured
the boil in short time" Quickest
healer of Burns, Ccalds, Cuts, Corns
Bruises. Sprains, Swellings. Best MI
cure on earth. Try it. Only 25c al
all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Opened tho Kings Eyes.

When Fenelon was almoner to Louis
XIV. his majesty was astonished to
find one Sunday, instead of the usual
crowded congregation, only himself
and the priest what is the mean
ing Of this?" said the king. Il caused
1t to be given out" replied the prelate.
shat your majesty did not attend
chapel today that you might see who
1t was that came here to worship God
ana who to flntter the king"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14

DOR, and 400 lookers-on. j, p. Schih
was awarded the prize or So for wear
ing the handsomest costume IN the
lhall. Others deserving "honorahIe
were Judge A. Comings as
E 'Mohammed, and A. w. Pyatt as a
afttle woman in blue. On the various
were Reed Green, Her
man G. Schulz. Geo, T. Carnes, Chas.
,Feuchter, Vim. Feuchter, Thos. w.
Cannon, ,rohn w. c. Fry, James Che
uey, Ed NJ. Kelly, j. G. Glynn, VIM.
Winter, Fred s. Haas and a number
of others not now Of us.
Mr.. Henry Goettel and Miss Mary
Hegsden were married at the Luth-
eran church on the evenig OF Feb,
25th by the pastor, Rev. Monkemuel-
Ter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
rTTgg Uucress.

Spindler- Have any of the machines
Gearing invented made money? Wheel
er--Only the last one, and he's sorry
enough now that 1t did. Spindler--
How is that? Wheeler-The machine
made counterfeit money. - Chicago
News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
NO pInersnce.

Jack--My darling, I want to tell you
something. I have deceived you. /
am not rich, but utterly penniless.
WIN 1t make any difference to your
Ethel--Not the slightest, Jack.
II am SO glad, dearest. Are you
quite sure It will make no difference
to you?"
"Quite sure. can marry old Mr..
Money bags."- London Standard.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
.ninint Iriencia.iips.

sit lave you ever met my two
dearest friends? They are just lovely
and SO devoted He--How long have
you known them? She--Why, I've
known Annette nearly ten days and
Margaret almost week.-Cleyeland
Plain Dealer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
January Circulation.

.
The above is correct statement OF
the circulation of TIE Cairo Bulletin
for the year 1910 and for the month
Of January, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 1st day OF February, 1911.
LEO J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
FIVE VIRTUES.
To be able under all circumstances
topractice FIVE things constitutes per-
feet virtue. These are gravity, gen.
crosby Of soul, sincerity. earnestness
and kindness. Confucius.
a EooG Cecond.

"What a blessing civilization has
been to the world. Consider for nc
ment the bloody sports of ancient
Rome
"Why, what's the matter with an au
tomobile cup racer Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14
Matrimonial Ananitiaa =

Size ~during a squabble)- Didn't you
promise before we were married to try
hard to be worthy of me? He-Yes,
and what's the result2 I overdld the
Job and made myself n hang sight bet
ter than you deserve.-Boston Tran.
script
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-02-14

what sort Of man is hep
"Well. he's the kind Of man that
when his neighbors give him sur
prise party kicks because he has To
pay for the electric light."--Detroit
Free Press.