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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25
!. STIRRING TALE OF LOVE AND BUSINESS.
MORE ADVICE FROM THE BALD-HEADED MAN.


Another week pass d, and day Founder Green
He had just left his and his writing machine
Walking down Middle Street, just going
To his home when he met the big ad-headed boss
Hows your health today Green asked the BadHeaded Mar
Let me speak few words to you. sir, if you
Now of course what tell you will be without price
just want to drop in sir word Of advice
TT appears to me- Green that good man like you
Good a machine, and you're up in years, too
Would be better equipped for the battles of life,
If he had good, al-around busness-lke wife
I've been thinking continued the Bald Headed Man
And down me in forming plan
That no girl would suit you well, Founder Green,
AS that bright little fairy faced elf Imogene.
"A treasure precious than gold she would be;
No helpmate willing or loving than she,
A girl who pound on writing machine
Would make good wife too, for any man. Green!
And III further say this Green for such is my plan
Just between you and me-" said the Bald Headed Man
IF you'll lose time, and will wed Imogene,
I'll give you splendid new writing machine"
Well I'll duly consider your words" answered Green:
Il have always thought well of the fair Imogene
And will give sir due weight your words and your plan
For you aRe after ALL kind Bald Headed Man
Then out, off and went the hsrd-poundng Green
WHO was soon again punching his writing machine
And tho he kept punching his thoughts ould oft 90
10 . nice little home down Middleton Row
I'm in luck! hal ba ha! laughed the Bald Headed Man
II have struck now ha! ha!-on a sure going plan
To get square with that codhoppng hod toting Turk
That oily tonEued Green most do the work."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25
One Pound Baby Born.

Bloomington, Ind, May l6. -
A one pound baby boy. one OF
the smallest babies on record,
was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Benson of this city. 1t will live.
The mite of a boy was so small at
birth that it could rest with ease
in an ordinary soupe dish. The
father is II years of age and the
mother is Is,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25
Pot Of Gold
Is Dug Up By Farmer Near Lay
fayette 1910 in Old Stump

A stone jar containing 1910 in
gold was dug up recently by j.
w. Richards. a farmer near Lay
fayette. Mr.. Richards was dig
ging up an old stump that re-
NAMED after a tree had been
blown down in a windstOrm, and
the Jar was discovered among
the roots. The farm was owned
several years ago by a negro
named Demys but has belonged
to Mr.. Richards for some time.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25
WANTED CORN

Until further notice we Will
give Scots. for white corn shuk.
ed and delivered at our mill.
If MARION MILLING CO.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25

J. NJ. Howell. a popular druggist, of
Creensbury, KY, says: I'VE use
Chamberlain Cough Remedy in our
own household and know it is excel
lent" For sale by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25

THE OLD CABINET MAKER SAYS:
THAT the one piece Of fur
L niture which com b | n e s
the highest degree Of utility and beauty
is the Davenport When emergency
calls, it may opened to serve as bed
and it makes a luxurious one, TOO.
Closed, it becomes handsome piece Of
furniture ornament in any room.
In our have DavenpOrts of many kinds at many
prices You will have trouble in finding what want
at the price you wish to pay and have had experience
with the cheap, constructed Davenport the old fash
OBed kind yOu viii be surprised at the simple mechanism
of the new ones tire Vitn which they operated
YOU can find any number OF pieces o. furniture az Oug
store In which there is much value tor the money, that
the economy Of buying with US Is truly apparent.
Remember we give gold stamps Phone So.
w, 0. Tucker, Furniture Co., Marion, ny.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25
CUlTIVATORS.

Don't fail to see our Six Shovel Crank
Shift Cultivator Can be made either rid
ing or walking plow. Simple yet Strong
and Durable.
Buckeye Sunbeam Cultivators have
no equal. We guarantee every piece OF
machinery you buy from us. Come to
see us when in town.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-05-25
PAINTS, OILS AND VARNISHES.

Use the New Era kind and always be glad Weighs
spreads easier lasts longer and surface
than other paints. Guaranteed be absolutely pure
Come to see us before you buy Your paint.
Varnshes and Floor Finishes of all kinds Makes
old floors look like new.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15

Miss Macgreror was Scotch lady who came over to America from Glhs- sow to Boston In colonial days Miss AFaccregor at the time the events mar rated in this story occurred was sixty wears old. four feet eleven Inches high and her circumference four feet two, Her hair was snowy white. There WAS much In the elderly maiden's ap- pearance to indicate that she was firm of purpose. Her tace WAS square. her eyes deep set in the sockets, and the corners of her mouth curved downward. She had never married and had never had any desire Go be married. Indeed, the male sex WIS repulSive to her.
 Miss Macgrecor came from Scotland with her father. who accumulated a fortune in trading on the sea. At bis death. which occurred when he was s very old man, he left bis daughter then past middle age, several ships, besides houses and land Miss Mac rrecor took his place in the manage ment of her property, continuing the business on the ocean, She would have made women captains of Der vessels, but Tn those days women were
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15
THREE CAPTAINS
 ON ONE TRIP

On tAe last uprlver trip Of the Samson three dinerent captains were neoosagy. The firs one died and the second deserted. whne the vessel was at D5keman, and about to leave for the upper Yukon, Cap talR Warren Ssntord dropped dead og hea-1 trouble. Captain Worth was engaged so take charge and he took the boat 60 the Yukon and up to TansnA There a number or passen- gers were taken aboard, among them Captain Depue. ot the steamer Gene Ual Jacobs. which had gone into win ter quarters at that place.
 When but a short distance up the stream from Tanana, the oan Of mining proved too strong for Captain Wo-th. wlJh the resaS that when the pusEng Zodiac pulled into view, he 5ese-ted. At Ruby. Captain Worth is interested il some Ekely looking pla- Ger E-ound. and it Is his intention to p-ozreu il during the coming winter. Capt Oerue was placed in command os ths vessel. and under him the bal suce. ct Ehe trip was made without event 17 Cheus-Fai-bnskS Tines.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15

take DO other
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15
KING SALMON
 ID BE CANNED

EEl CTTIKAN. Nov. l5-Plsns have been perfected looking uo the es- -sbEshme-t ot a new oanoe-y in Kee5hlzsr for ehe purpose q can us1g Ei1s salmon a food fish here. aoso-e no, canned in Southeastern Alaska
 The Pure Food Fish Company has Cslzer a lssse on part of the ware house q-ope-r Of J. RHecEman & Co and ia addition uo the one build ing already on she property new ones wan be added sufficient for the con Erct oE the business.
 Work on the new plant wiG be be r-- within a short tine and :t is eX- ros-e5 that st will be ready for busi- uess by Febusry I. 1912,
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15
lRE YI)IIR
 KIDNEYS NIL?
Many Alaskan People Know the I'm
 portance of Healthy Kidneys.

The kidneys filter the blood.
 They work night and day.
 Well kidneys remove impurities.
 Sick kidneys allow impurities to multiply.
 No kidney ill should be neglected.
 There is grave danger in delay.
 IT you have backaehe or urinary troubles,
 If you are dizzy. nervous or worn ous,
 Begin treating your Kidneys a; once;
 Use a proven kidney remedy.
 None endorsed like Doan's Kidney Pfls.
 Recommended by thousands.
 Proved by grateful testimony.
 John Couger, s45 N. Seventeenth st. Salem, Ore, "Doan's Kidney Pills have been used in my family with great benefit. I also know of other people who have taken this rem edy for kidney trouble with the best possible results"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-MlIburn Co. Buffalo New York, sole agents for the Unit. cd States.
 Remember the name-Dosn's-and take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15

FOLLOWED THE BETREATTNG BUCCANEkfL not ambitious to take the places Of men. and no female sea captains were to be obtained. Obliged to put up with men. she continually chafed at everything they did One source of trouble she had with them was that they wished to be prepared to resist the pirates who infested the seas in those days, while Miss Mscgregor, who was a theoretic nouresistant though practically she never gave way 10 any one, declared that she would rather lose every ship she owned than have a drop of blood shed to save them. This was all very well for this good lady. but it meant death to her captains and crews. Yet argue as they would they failed to move her.
 Thurs ua use O tryin' to mak me eo back on my principles she said, flor l wul na do t"
 Miss Macgregor after spending many years at work finally decided to take a voyage in one of her ships She selected the Scotia. Captain Ethan Hardwick, the man she most trusted of an the masters of Der vessels Cap tain Harawick on her announcement Of her intention to 60 with him on his next cruise informed her that the yes sel needed overhsuline, and he was given a month for the purpose.
 Now, the captain on his last voyage had dodced two pirates and shown a clean paIr of heels Co a third. Ills ove~haulinc meant the taking aboard Of dozen guns of different caliber and arranging masked poCtholes-masked rather ta deceive the owner than the rfratcs Re had always carried. un- besrr~. a her, a full supply of small arms. F would be only useful in rene l-oarders. He had once ask e7 her for these weapons, stating what he wished them for.
 Yen no need them" she said, "for yen tak DO boarders on ony sheep O mine"
 When all was ready Miss Mscgregor went aboard the Scotia, going up the canrnlank slowly that she might take in every thing in sight Six open fngs for guns confronted her on that side Of the vessel. but they had been so carefully concealed by Captain Hardwlck that the old lsdy's eyes weakened through age, failed to take them in.
 The most the captain had expected was that the lady would not discover the heavy guns tll the ship was so far out at sea that getting rid of them would be imprscticsble. And even then he feared she would order them heaved overheard. But, as good luck would have 1t Mss Macgregor was so deathly sessiek for the first month that she never showed herself out of her cabin. Another month followed. dur ing which she sat by day on deck wrapped in a Macgrecor plaid She would use no otber figure, being very proud of the clan from whence she srrang.
 One day when the sea was choppy, sitting In her accustomed seat fighting oT Seasickness, she noticed an unusual moving about of the officers and crew, The former were passing a glass among them. each ID turn bringing it to bear on distant ship. Calling the captain to her she asked what Inter ested them.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15

None better sDs pure7 Jnau Gibson rye, Rainier and O3ympis beer. Or 5e-s by phone promptly delivered. The Mascot C.,
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15

Fcr S5c ySa c~a geS wholesome, bone cooked meal st the New Home Pss,Ru7s1S JA Ave, iuss o8 ot S7o83uay.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15
GREAT CLEARANCE SALE

Sold al & Loss, Malt Rainier, 20 cents pe- bottle. Especially prepared for s5k people and invalids, and ex- ce.ieat for nursing mothers Only Sv-7 As-uels leFt Af1e- that price wi ba B cents per bottle.
 Pack Train Rs-
The daily Alaskan., 1911-11-15
ss'e's''lss''ls'stl''t's's-s's'sfs w Miss Mac
 gregOr And Her NOnreSistant
 Principles.
ByE A. MTTCHEL-

Copyright by American Press kSuo-
 cistion. ISL
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
STARR TEAM WINS
VERY CLOSE GAME
One Lone Batting Rally, Net.
ting Two Runs, Defeated
the kentuckians.

The Starr Pianos beat the All Ken
tuckians In n fcatureless game at the
Athletic park. yesterday afternoon 81.
In the second inning. when the Ken
tuckians took u brief assertion. the
victory was won by the locals. Miller
drove "a sizzling grounder through
pitcher and second Dick Warfel
knocked a low fly into right field, ad-
vancing Miller two bags. When
pitcher Dacey wound up Warfel dash.
ed for second. The Kentucky back
stop whipped down perfect throw.
but warfel got back to first by clev-
or piece Of lodging. Rumpf hit a
slow grounder near first and was safe.
while Miller scored. Kortkamp fan
ned. Second baseman, .. Cordes got
q hot bouncing ball from Averys bat.
but made a wild throw to Short stop
Dacey. who was covering second to
catch Warfel. Avery was safe and
Warfel got home. Pruitt flied to short
and the visitors pulled off double.
Dacey. to O. Cordes. ending the inning.
10 o. Cordes, ending the inning.
The Blue Grass boys got their mark.
or In the fifth. Iawton hit Ions
fly to center field. Berle came 10
the plate and hit a fly to Pruitt who
handled II. but overthrow first in at
tempting to double. Berle advanced
A. Dacey hit safe through second base
and scored Berle. The STAIRS were
up In the air and things looked bad
but Avery settled down and famed the
next two men.
A big wind. blowing the dust from
the diamonds into the eyes OF the
players. sprung up In the seventh
and lightning played In the surround
inG woods, but the game was finish
ed before the storm. Summary:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
BOARD OF REVIEW
ORGANIZED MONDAY

The Wayne County Board of Review
was Monday organized at a meeting
in the office of county auditor Demas
S. Coe and will for the next thirty
days fix the assessments of all cor
porations operating in the county, in
Guiding railroads, telegraph and tee
phone companies, banks and all other
corporations. Individual taxpayers
who may be dissatisfied with the as
sessment this spring as fixed by the
township assessors will have opportu-
nifty to present their cases to the
board. Inasmuch as the assessment
on real estate in all parts of the coun-
ty was increased, it is expected there
will be many who will complain about
this. Whatever action the board takes
will not be final as the state board
Of tax commissioners is empowered to
raise or lower the assessments which
the members decide in their judgment
are in error.
The organization of the County
Board of Review includes William
Matthews, county assessor, president,
Demas S. Coe, county auditor, secre-
tary, Albert Albertson, county treasur-
err. and A. w. Bradbury, of Cambridge
City, and John Bayer, of Richmond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
SCHOOLS ARE FIRST
AND THEN THE ROADS

School houses are given preference
over good roads in Dalton township.
Because the county health officials
condemned three buildings in that
township. making it necessary for
their reconstruction, the taxpayers and
free holders have abandoned the idea
of improving, under the three mile
gravel road law, the highway which
leads northeast out Of Dalton to the
Wayne-Randolph county line. The
school houses have got to be built The
intention of the taxpayers was first to
build the road and then the school
houses, but the combination of town
ship expenses would have been Excess
sive and consequently the decision to
cut out the highway improvement.
This decision was almost unanimous.
Forty-seven of the seventy voters sign
ed the petition for the improvement of
the highway, which was filed with
the commissioners over a month ago.
On Monday another petition was pre-
sented by forty-two of these forty-sev-
en- original signers, asking that they
be permitted to withdraw their names
from the original petition.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
SENDS
LARGE DELEGATION

Lafayette, Ind, June 5.-United
more than 200 were registered here
up to noon today. Fort Wayne, Rich
mond, South Bend, indianapolis and
Jeffersonville sent the largest dele
cations William Ranke of Fort
Wayne, candidate for department COM
mander, arrived this morning and
took charge of the encampment dur
ing the absence of T. J. London, de-
whose father died Saturday. London
will arrive tomorrow. A large num-
Der of colored veterans arrived from
Indianapolis and announced that In
dianapolis was out for the 1912 con-
ventiOn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Monday.

Championship tournament of Wo-
at Boston.
Opening of seventh annual exhibit
ton of Winnipeg MANI horse Show
association.
Opening Of annual polo tournament
of the Philadelphia Country club.
Pennsylvania State tennis champion
ships for men at Merton, c. c., Phila-
delphia.
Sailor Burke VS.. Ten Nelson, 10
rounds, at New York
Tuesday.
Annual tournament of Southern Golf
association opens at Nashville
Annual Pacific Northwest golf cham
pionship tournament opens at Port
land. Oregon.
Opening of annual tournament of
the 500 Gun club at Sioux City, la.
Annual bench show of Ladies' Ken
ney association of America at Mineo-
la. L. I.
Tony Caponi VS.. Eddie McGoorty,
10 rounds, at Winnipeg. Manitoba.
Wednesday.
Opening of annual horse show at
Leesburg. Va.
Leo Houck VS.. Mike Glover,
rounds. at Philadelphia.
Thursday.
Spring meet of the United Hunts
Pacing association at Belmont Park,
n Y.
Opening of the annual open golf
tournament of the Baltimore Country
club.
Opening of annual exhibition of the
Gait (NntD Horse Show association.
Opening of three days aviation meet
at Imperial Park, Springfield. Mass.
Algonquin Hill climb of the Chicago
Motor club. Chicago, Ill.
Bill Papke VS.. Jim Sullivan, 90
rounds, at London. England.
Friday.
National swimming carnival of the
Multnomah A. A. c., at Portland. Ore.
Jimmy Clabby VS.. Knockout
Brown, IL rounds. at Hammond. Ind.
Freddie Andrews VS.. Jeff O'Connell,
10 rounds, at Hammond, Ind.
Saturday.
Annual tournament of the North
American Skat League opens in Pitts
burg.
Spring meeting of the Latonia Jock
ey club opens at Covington. KY.
Tommy Dixon VS.. Joe Rivers, 90
rounds. at Vernon, Cal.
Opening of seven days race meet
ing of the Vancouver, (B. c. Jockey
club.
Chicago Motor clubs race meet on
the Harlem track at Chicago.
Automobile races of the Philadelphia
Auto Trade association.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
CARNIVAL TO OPEN
Crowds to Attend the Affair
This Evening.

The Printers Carnival, in the Gilbert
lots, near Glen Miller park, is said to
be the best attraction of the kind to
The great Cosmopolitan shows, at the
carnival. are probably the best on the
road. The carnival opens a weeks
stand tonight.
Among the many free attractions is
high diver, who instead of leaping
into a shallow tank of water, drops
100 feet into a small net. This act has
made a great hit in every town it has
been shown. The other free acts are
excellent. Provided fair weather fav-
ors the Typos, big crowds are ex-
pected.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
IS NOT
PRESENTED TODAY
Township Option Election
Matter Will Come Up
Within a Few Days.

Action was postponed today by the
county commissioners on the petition
OF fifty residents of Wayne township
to hold local option election in the
township outside of the city of Rich
mond. 1t will be brought up later in
the week by the county commission
ers.
The petition was drawn up in prop
err form and undoubtedly the board
will call for an election on June -, as
requested by the petitioners.
At this adjourned meeting. the
board will establish the voting pre-
cincts and work out other details.
Members of the board regard the &C
ton of the petitioners as somewhat
unnecessary and expensive, inasmuch
as the territory is now dry" and so
far as they are informed no one ever
intended to establish a roadhouse out
side of the city.
The commissioners have not yet
been fully advised on the Lewis Park
err cases and it is expected will await
the decision of the circuit court before
taking any action. Parker was ar
raigned before the city court twice for
selling to minors and once for allow
ing minors to loiter in his place of
business.
Nine licenses were renewed on Mon
day when the applications were pre-.
scented to the board There was no
complaints against any of the appli'
cants Those to whom license re.
newals were issued include Joseph
Tiff for the Arlington hotel, Clemen,
Heck. John A. Sullivan, Henry Miller
Ben Bowling, Charles Corey. Edward
p. Muey, Louis Wrede, Thomas p
Mayer All of the old licenses expire
this month. In examination of the APP
plicants several interesting details re
garding their business careers were
brought out Mr.. Tiff stated he haC
been in the business eighteen years
Edward P. Muey thirteen years, ant
Mr.. Miller seventeen years. The
room on South Sixth street occupied
by Mr.. Wrede has been a saloon TO
over thirty-five years, while room OF
South Fifth street, occupied by May
ers saloon has been utilized for thi
purpose over fifty years. Mr.. Maye
succeeded his father in the business.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
BICYCLE WRECKED
BY AN AUTOMOBILE

Howard Meyer, a youth living with
his parents at 312 North Seventh
street. had narrow escape from at
least serious injury when ne was
struck while riding bicycle by an au.
tomobile at the corner of North Ninth
and Saylor streets this morning. The
machine was driven by II. J. Martz.
of williamsburg. O.. and bore the IL
cense number 22363. Meyer was rid.
ing east on Saylor street. and start
ed across Ninth street apparently un-
was thrown to the ground and sus-
tanned only minor bruises. His bicy-
Gle was completely demolished. Martz
was not driving at a high rate OF
speed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
CONTROVERSY ABOUT
LOST PAPERS ENDED

After charges and counter charges
by attorneys that papers in the case
of the Garfield Jackson ditch improve
ment had been misplaced by them, the
board Of commissioners ended the con-
troversy by fixing Wednesday as the
day for the hearing. A remonstrance
to the ditch improvement will be filed
In all probability. ;.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
CLOTHIERS TO MEET
IN ATLANTIC CITY

Atlantic City, \. j., June s. The
annual convention of the National AS
sociation of Clothiers, which is to
hold its sessions in Atlantic City this
week, has attracted large number of
prominent representatives of the trade
from Rochester, Chicago, New York.
ST Louis, New Orleans and other
cities. Numerous questions of inter
est and importance to the clothing
trade are slated for consideration.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-06-05
ELECT WILLIAMS TO
SERVE FOR YEARS

County Superintendent c. o. Will
liams was on Monday morning unani-
mously reelected to serve a term of
four years at the meeting of the coun-
ty board OF education. The superin-
tendent succeeded former superin-
tendent c. W. Jordan last October
when Mr. Jordan resigned to assume
charge Of the duties of secretary of
the Commercial club. He has display.
ed good executive ability and the
township trustees received no other
nominations after Green township
trustee w. z. Brown placed Mr. Will
liams in nomination.