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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
GETTING EXACT TIME.
A Very Simple Matter. According 80
1hi, Man'o idea.

This Mans idea.
laese u nothing Ike having cte
umepsece y correct the mistakes Of
sAs her. Those people who keep a
CLOCK in every room OF the hcuse will
NJ doubt be glad TO learn Of the ex-
petiicnt adopted by IN old coloeed JAM
to- in an otice hliiding in CAiaeo.
One day nan whose Office wes IN
der this jantlors charge asked him #
be lad the exact time Jus, mo-
mert ar. M eatu and pulled out a
battered sAve, watch from . vest
po@Ss /. -. ked st Il, pnt i back and
tAea eech perch cue Tce another
pocket and jetsesi down something on
he back Of al eavelope
Mex. he produced second silver
watch from his trousers pocket, looked
st It and began to figure out some
thing on the paper Ry ana by he
sad:
when you asked. sir, It were jest
twenty seven minutes past 3-thats
exac."
Much obliged, said the other, VITO
mad been lingering his watch nervous.
~ But VII. you please tell me what
you were doing al, tina, ar:thnetc
for.
wy, you see" said the old man,
this watch tha; l carry in my vest is
a mighty good watch, only 1t gains ten
minutes every day. And this one is a
mighty good one, too. but It loses ten
mi.u:es every day. So Just look at
them both and then strike an average.
you' d be surprised. sir. to see what a
simple matter II is.'-Exchange.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
A. Artist. Joke.

Holman Hunt vho began life as Il
clerk to an aucuoueer and estate
agent was constantly drawing por
traits when he should have been draw
.ne up lesses. aud in his chosen pro-
fess!on lie was never SLOW TO seize the
flying moment. The windows In his
room We're made Of ground glass. and
as lie had little 10 do he spen, much
Of his time in drawing dies upon its
roushened surface A blot Of Ink SUI
fccd for the body ana some delicate
pencil strokes for the wings, and a. q
distance the deception was perfect
Day by day the number increased. and
one morning his employer came in
stopped before the window and ex-
cla'Iaed Il can't make out how i, is
Every day tina. conc into this room
there seem 10 be more and more sies =
And. taking out his handkerchief he
attempted TO brush them away
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
1HRAsHINc SERVANTS.
Domestic life N England In the Tire
Of Henry WI.

In that ren arkably minute chronicle
o. domestic life in England in the
TIM Of Henry VIII. Tusser's Five
Hundred Points ot Good Husbandry."
rAe earned and pious author seems
20 AXE il for granted that the only
way q dealing with maidservants is
10 Trash them Numerically.
BE tells US in his .niniia Bile dogSexel
that "a maid must be forced to be
clee LILY" or she is to be made to czy
crea.k" Mistresses are advised TO SO
abo with holly wand IN their hand,
alt' oush they may mo- :lways have
OCCASION TO use it, and 10 pay home
Wiz. they hshi"-that is TO say,
th-ash-"but not to be always child
ing AS regards the laundry. the
dca site serts are warned to take
hee when they wash or run in the
lash aad to wash well. wiring we'll and
beat vel. 81 that il any lack beat
icg il will be themselves
A. icr the UNHAPPY Cicely, the dairy
n.s. :. She IS to cry "creak' that is 10
say. 10 be tarashed-if her cheese is
'hcve.'' or putcd up and II the
cheese he tough Cicely IS TO have "a
..@sh." If the cheese be spotted
c.rsly is 10 be amended by the bayes.
ar Z i be too full 0. whey the
WE he'd dairymaid IS 10 have "a
II sting" Finally. II any Nuggets are
-'ou--d IN the cheese mistress Is TO be
Cice,y 10y and by"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
PApvAs COURTESY.
Husbands Beat Eaeh - Their Wlvss
With 4 pifsrsnt Club.

The marriage customs Of the Pap
uans are somewhat similar 10 thoss
Of many other savage races. TIE Ger
emory is largely matter Of purchase.
The men marry when they are about
eighteen years OF age and the girls at
fourteen or even cartier
When young lake man desires to
set married he visits the father Of his
prospective bride and puts forward
his personal belongings as an induce
mene TO the futher to consent to the
union.
III man has gun he is great per.
sonage and can demand anything, but
besides their bows and arrows ana
spears mos. OF the the PaPuans have
very little. Even agricultural produce
is scarce, the only cultivation under
taken being on very primitive scale
\ little clearing IL made by both
men and women. aud the women then
grow bananas ana sweet potatoes.
The men are always armed. and when
the women 60 to the patch 10 attend
TO their crops OF gather the produce
! the men 60 with them as a protection.
The women, however, do the work.
Many families have bundle Of an
I cient Portuguese cloth centuries old,
and when young man is seeking q
bride one Of these heirlooms is gener-
ally part Of the deal. The youth and
| the girls father haggle over the mar.
| riagc until eventually they agree &c
terms, and then the thing Is done
| The men nre not limited to one Vile
and once a Girl Is married she n sub
ject TO her husband q everything ant
! s-pf1StE4fs.621 uN6.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
The Sedan Chair.

The sedan chat, Is named after Sc
dan. the town where i, was frst used.
The earliest mention Of It in England
occurs in 1851 Early ia the following
century the D0ke Of Buckingham
caused much indignation by its use in
London. People were exasperated at
that nohleman employing his fellow
men to take the place Of horses to car
~ him Prince Charles brought from
Spain in 1923 three curiontly wrough,
sedans, TWO OF which he gave TO the
Duke Of buckingham A few weeks
after their introduction Aiassinger pro-
duced his play. The Bondman," and
in II he thus adverts to the ladies:
Eos their poIp ard care being borne
n hsrnrh cn nAnl eAeuMsS.
The reference is doubtless 10 Buck
iHayms safas winch wss bufpF like
ai1ad0din. se1e Ens&3U6
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
BIBLES IN THE WORLD.
rh. Scandinavia Ei4-s see Ms. ;.
cent ef TIE Se~sr

Ttle NosM L..> s~cf- - .5
are The kc.ssoo Y ,..-o ,ass,.-,.,s....->.as.s
the Edjas 81 lie .>sul.,..i.s. is ~
Triaitaka u liz l:...,l,.i>-s. iie i.5s
Kings OF tie Ca.ne->e. il.e T..-ve N.G-s
of the GiaGls. ,he Z,als.s,--la as!
the Scriptures u ,le t...siiaA-
The Koran is :.ot o..:.s ,aan ~ Sa7.
eJih celtlry Vi, oar -. J, : u ,s.,,e.
pound e r-ot.t.o,is t-,i-. -s-a o,. -.
New Testament. Tie : tll. aa9 -
eosl~i 90 s T. Ea-..lafs-s IT, 1-,.4s :.
the S-,an.i-av:sars ws- .,,,..S,e4 s
the eleventh cer tu-r al a-e ~
recent of I,ese screen III US TNa Ei.
dh.sts' T'riT..ak c5.e.i-. =
ais and pure Inspirations -hai-
thor lived ara G.ed = =, se5sa-s. ~.
fury befc~e Ch-.s-
The s. r., writings y y. c,,..assa
arr cale' NE ri7e lI.as
meaning web q e.o..i O.. - w-; :.
Keeps the thrsa,.s tr.'a.r .,sS T. +
contain tha choices. savings -
best ages on t,le e.-s;eo- luis
Of lie. These s.yi,l-s eala9- IL
to period higher ,l.a1 IL s'4vs- i
century 3. c. -le Three ye54s -
TIE most anl.el. Ioels q lie H-z..s.
and II IS the osiai5n 81 great s.1o.4-S
that they are dlier ,la- ,ha e..4.e-...s
century b. c
TIE zendaye =. - tie 9e-Sia--s IS
the grandest q q, lie sSeral .-9ol.s
next 70 the B.l.e, zsr9asse-. v.oss
sayings il coat.,ils was Lcrl II The
twelfth cen5s-. Z c-New York Es.
aid.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
MAKING UMBRELLAS.


ms work 9. A's''"s 70
ns As ."
AZ moe1 ouoses's Ase.eSae eDe -
o. turning oal f2os ASS 1e1s = - 70
osas. 'aelS'''es ~ 49, s0 "
those paris. Aeese ss 1 - eas
Ian u scsuse.' ana s0s aAaA
"ofh IS % Essen ass Tx ps.ss ~.
se!ls Oh. Q. WIZ a1'e .os s--aiA o'fs-
At tie eac Oh toe saoa' os~s saem %
ee'nss -.oas tne nlaia roo s-u Aa' os's
she 2eslo.e
IN cutting the cso.a o. a-A se'eaty-
I'VE tue knesses o. .i'ssa aie ~.
ranged upon q 'aose ~ ~.eo sahea
operators "eiA IA ooe ssnA
there are sans who epsase nemm1As
mac nee 4
ioH Sceas - ~ 49, =.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
EXPERT PITCHERS.
M cursss wsy Thsy ss~s ersed
q Mssis n Yasetan.

M cu4sss Wsy Thsy osrvs ersad
q MsGis n Yssstan.
At school, Il ne .snenbss Alright,
says the authr Of The American
Egypt tie bssad throwing Vas an
c1ease panMhabss With the s.1th book
Of the Asnsd TO write ou. and the loss
Of 4 half hoiteay a. the minimum
penalty. n Yuca.ah It il al, the
fashion IN the highest circles
No sooner had re taken our places
at the table chaa an Indian maid
brought n. holding them IN her brown
banda. 4 towering pile OF son white
doughty tert1llAA each about a. big as
a larys biscuit These 81. placed at
the side q esr hestsa, who at once
began b throw them 20 CO al.
Il wls - aAfoftly done that before
rcu lad fscovsrse from the amaze
msat With wAfeh he mere act filed
.or. ycu found yvurselt admtr1ns tie
exquisite dexs1ffly Of me gentle
threwyf.
A toft1la whiRDd einciing ac.oss the
table unlR youf w nose and land-
ed with A1lscato 0oftnaos like tired
dovs at - 90 Of your h.t's plate!
Wis. whir, hsRv comes another. Why,
It's TIE boomerang throwing, for this
last you7l declare. ctrcisd round you
before Il sanf nesting under the edge
Of the plata a stsan.ns pork stew In
front Of you The air IL thick With
these doughy missiles.
Nobody y the least surprised except
Us. ana We become quite absorbed In
watching the friendly bombardment
Our host engages as. a. the news
papers say. in animated conversa-
ton inquiries the purposes Of our
tour. ana our theories q to the origin
Of the Mayan people
II is hard TO y.ve him our whole at
tenton. for We feel that we are losing
all the fun TIE tortilIas are whizing
over the table now and round It Just
Ike boomerangs. and then the host
ess' supply IS e1haust But here Is
a plump indian maid with fresh
supply. snowy white and softly fluffy.
such as would Fill London mufin
mans heart with envy. 1t IS al very
funny,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
MADE THEM REMEMBER.
custe- ct shs Ga eng isn Court q
eerxsN &c asrssfs

eevst Ke3s--srs.
The Sxat fS9ests OF .ns.a,,d were
Tor esstarses raya IN erts- They
were sers trcns s>ss le::.crs sra en-
eroad aSis ~ sss Str, - laws and
tic ;, ,saes r,aai,,es - eafozee tie
ls,Ss u great lumber OF oascisS were
apreinsN There were warders, yer
dc-e-~, fcresters and rrsa cders, and
there ,vWe sa-eial Socs.S ,,sr Gases
q t-s> 49,. rcsch:.,E- Tx Il e crenses-
l, is II sNs sessras-s hat, Ne Nor
way risss in ~ -Nlst Mass AID
HyeN : In AotkSHa,e lie r deal
Me~~svs sNhe~ss>e ec-~s. ~ Hoesn
Hold iswe
:. kss,w not With ANY s-:Aiaty what
aaay lsSe tsSa i2e svn. dsr.es Of this
fcres. ~ snsiaa, times W. that ex-
ce.les custom u Tie = :; Of the re
garse.s Las & gle cre - Use. whiea
was Nons % impress - bounds 50
firmly q. its -4ssia.tes X those who
dwe.l = tie u-.ss .iol.. 80 J.
-ssa -e,.s 4sai 10 ....e q survey
II IL .s.eSs ,Yssy fn.4~ y-as, and IL
s-fS-- - <--A ~ IL s 4 ~. , w
lected Willy L ~ from Ne immediate
yicta,.. The Logs were chosen be
cause :, was hss6 that he memories
q &. young a-e sood- let 1, was
fouad he !, SKA 5.e to - seess them
firmly ..a y : sc,a:.. lsA.s lest any
waas sslnS .Siss Should L tfacs their
atten-s1 ST tie taifo- IL moment,
sad $ the bovs were b-@ied heavily
upon ground whenever tie bound
ary reached. OF il TIE INIT were
g s. IN tia. was nlu !. better, fos
the L a.ns ware throw. IL and pad
died out until their attention was
swsa
lis .la, stream The \ aadasy:' one
Of t. . wiz >ssxs was s.sksd Ia his
ripsT $50
Il - he a4swe-e, -stsly. 'ees
that = In sure q y the same
toksr ss ware toss /. ia.o't and
rsdd ! about there .As { water rat
TIL s.e haste ted
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
Jlriaa.i.,
! Psmrs v.rsus { ans.

The t'oor are dr.. asc.'vse they can
not q sord 70 be clean ara rot from in
clina..on or choice. As he woman in
an / -lish town said % the doctor
who oushtlessly saSSr ~ed ths. her
child u six was-a.t nough TO be
~aslai. Its easy FOR .o2 TO talk Of
wasl a, with Yer 10. md cold taps,
but hat are the likes Of me TO do
with My the loan OF ny neighbours
pump In the nuldtude of schemes
occur ing the attention IF public bod
les II establishment anl maintenance
OF p bic wash house. With due re-
gard 10 the prevent IN q tie spread Of
tnfec,-on. ought - tab foremost
place Medical Press ar, Circular.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
sPec1ER SHIPS.
Legends % shaao~y Graz. - she Ns~
England Cost

The coast IL New Dne.as las ~
nerous legends csucerna- s1eetel
sAips firmly believed IL Tie sasSet
nshegmea. who assert s,oai-s ;sS; or
various occSsions Sl.Upses y he
Ghadowy Graf, have t<sa se~s- sos'
lowed invariably BY AAsA dsss'se.
NE spec,e. q tie P&ie.1Se . o>ea'
acnans sssa os Long tssasd soSA1
snd Is tie :o-erun1e. :. 6aA >.
Mad SEE WAS cs:es .A4ils We
81 and vss wrecked % Eaask saAas
.Ai.S The ~rrcke-A & = Az EAae
SAor, work Q: her ss-sSs9.2S se- se.s
sud ST. sad ses..lS ere - lie ssa-
As ale d-.t.es eAEaS q .As >saas .
sSrsc form ~as vla,sse aS-H ;as
:AuW. ;Ae .a.sn :. seG.ase casssa-
ees, .e.. - ,e-.AA e. he Doomed
e.ac- SAGE AID Se1erA.,y acaa IL
aas.rsssA.y :. sae wreck = ssAA-ton
SIP VIII s.s1.1S a--.- oaA-.sa spAN
sd acoS>ae. sa..s Al: rsSxas has
s->aa aeea t--..s>aS % B.>,ek .AaAo
White. -scor.~. lie .eSeae Il
zcar. ve1se Is ue.. ~ ;AA. &: a
saos.,y cruiser "a; A.sei fraa 3
NeE t.S.sa: port .: he. Ass ssyAss.
vAos &c .slA. Ise Dsa Ss:s II
SA.ez-- = Re seyea.sensA ee-.cs1 .
sAsa vAs Aeou; 70 sa.. taH. oA.a2 =
E.x.Aa: a& e.rSo vas &C snAs@
sA1is sso: aso aassslsea % SEX.
via. svo 2aseeaSe1 cane hu.TeAy
OF sc6 Gagged pessaSe - cc17ss
rs-e yozas nan Al soaaS We
nan. waa. s. tradition raco-as, w~s
e.. their tsa-..as ana esas
=.
VITO taey ves Q. Whence ;Aey CAM
DO oae & eslen .ova ecalt ell he
SIP neaS tesataec ;! Acve.rs vtnA.
TIE Myre,.ous coupe excstea tie sus,
p.c.ons o. coe .o~csrsc7.e, wSo v.sv-
ea then So unckaay a.. irofneGsed
disaster 10 TIE vs<se, /: .,,owG . sal
Il hs-. Be. TIE haste. = os-e and
stern ssno-. -eease; . l.s:sa ana eaai-
Z. de7sre3 OF 3 FI3ay
TIE -esssl aeve reached he. deso
r.tion sra vka nsve. spoken b: ia.es
II tie yes- incoming vessGs fs2o-tsd
sShscS c>se With luminous r.sEenS
and 2iis snd shining huC s3d s7an
STE ~. saH.ag With 81 canvas ~
sssiast tie w.,c- viii crew c: tsad
nsu standing II re es.cces sd lean
!nr ore. he -.f. while r:en tie cuar
terdeek STOOD yorre sod esar:S2sm
couple New yo-k He.1id
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
realN'Ns sFsls
These oessers - A.
1auot. - Pe-r---


Taught 70 Perio---
The carNna ;r7
animals SAYS =, 'r
not 10 ATTEMPT r,a
anything cont.asy t-s
trainer must know ~
habits OF the 2nl.nz's
training TO II the tsirfs ~
them TO their natuFal 'sa
The seal Is very ea
begin with one sea- -
Of fish and >tE.lAE
s!s on his pedestal. So
10 do by nature thrA
one OF the .'ieces = = 81
rally aud easiy "a 's \.
tie piece - IS. = W
string and szvi-s- i -q7
He catches ,s,:s. fs0
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09

I R q rocketbook With Z roll Of
hc3 n Il ebw weeks a0os Charlie
Ginenn ia - Z 6drt make fosa
about II and nsr tie ra?eo. bot Il
vas NOV Maa co1id s4ord to loee-
So ous dstG6Sv or It. he asked a
lot Of Questions. Noked wise srt said
he'c rvrcet n Gag or Two. Wen.
ab,r. tire da5> later ! found .hat
pccke.rcok whae / hsd ulisla.d T.
rejo,ced excss@nGly, snd then called
a1 he 6stSestvs agency 70 confess.
ia sie1fh sssnad disguised.
MisA1 essvoeH OF yo1.'" he said.
And "a jWt mund a darned gccd
clew TOO: "ACsSrGand Plain Dealer.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
.-....--.s..e-tsye. 0oe..e...r

CerAniy tho luyal!s. bookseller On
recori was the John Stubs who of
Tended Queen Elizabeth by publishing
a boz protesting asafs the proposed
MARI g sc with thc I'm. e the crown
Of F-ence' The Unhappy man was
cond mned 20 suffer tie loss OF his
right hand. which 80 accordingly
chop ID OF with ba-c aer's knife in
the s.ket place n. NJ. minister. .y
RENE aber.' says Calacas.. standing
By e;ubbs. who, as sooa IS his right
hand as on, took Off lis hat With his
left 'ili cried aloud. God save the
queel The next moment he faint
ed.n-'Tlie Romance Of ,,ee kseiling."
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
Easy lndaIsn,c.

"a good turkey d.nlar and mince
pie. aid New York rs.conteur, "a.
ways tut us in a lethars.c nood-lnake
US + =, IN fact. Ike the natives Of
Nola Chucky.
II lola Chucky one day said to
a Ua.:
~ lat is ..he prine.a..l occupation
Of tAsS town.
~ ~. boss, tie Ran answered.
yaw. ag, in winter tAey mostly sets
on II easr side of the ,.tluse and fol-
lers re sgn arosn1 IS tie VEST. and
in the Sumner they sels On the west
side ara fo.sors IT, si..-,e around to
the oist''
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
NC~ oWe o-ns,.,,n

41Y oeFs ovnssasn.
- ~ D "a n n. 10y
oDqu1e ~ = 5sh1 DllsAt hsw "a
cns euss.n eyluu eni,n- rhiis ,eok-
!ng ninoify a. Shs unfinished portrait
q esest1ae@ nsDecncssm.Ft divine,
.a:d 70 ne aYdn. DO ron not think
700 could thrvw into the face a
stronger expression q hostility to the
ssSiAhed chufcAc
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
Duty.

Duty 70 q power which rises with US
in the morning and goes 70 rest with
US at night 1t is coextensive With the
action Of our intelligence II is the
shadow which cleaves to ce, so where
we Will. and which only leaves Us
when no seeve the hight Of lise-Giad-
stone.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
An obI;oino pee,a.

"Noetor I've tried eyery+sioc an, !
can't set 70 sleer." Complained the
voice nj the other end - the .e,s.
lhone. Can't Won manage 70 do some
thing for me-
YES. said the doctor kindly. .Ius,
hold the wire aud III sing You a ,u,.
laly" Success Magazine,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
A Bite and a p.et

His Wife This paper ,eils a a No.
man who suffered two Weeks fa,n. u
effects OF 4 mesquite bite Her Eas-
baud That's nothing i know q nan
who has suffered for Wears from. the
effects OF lenpss k.-C sicaso News.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
IN, Turning 81 IL, Worn

Il eues. .rs true that the ws-m
turned" srowlad the farmer boy 70
himself as he YEARLY twisted the
handle OF the gtndsscns round ana
round. I've rad II ia the Third
Reader at school, an I've heard It SAID
time an again. don't know ~hsthe
he turned over In bsd, OF TUNED eoas
different color, or turned oct badly, q
how the dingnation he turned, but
what I'm here to say u that II the
worm turned the erndStcne when be
didn't have to be was q dunn fooai
There .-Success Magazine
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
A Bad Boy.

Rertie- l don't want TO so to bed yet
want TO see you and Mr.. Shep-
era play cards. Lucie-You wicked
s'z, TO think we should do such a
az We never do it! Bcrtie-But
heard mamma tell YOU to mind how
iou played Your cards when Mr.. shep-
aerd came
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
On schedul, Time.

\ Young member Of a certain family
the measles. and the family was
larantined One Of the little girls
I Ike from an open window to a
shbor inquiring into the state OF
II health:
No. M" she said. " haven't got
= yet, hut expect to havr en- day
tomorrow. '-Lippincotts
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
Rsi.ins the ~ nd,

DannhaueT wo;,'d gamble his last
cent. That was lis erel, weakness
He vert home cI.e eveni,.s after bad
day q looked ri.cd
w 1e,' he said, have .,an got any
thing e eat;
Yes .otS Of things. II. wife said.
w. !. rook III evcr you've got
everything
Gracious. Arr s,.t, t.-,. hnn=ry:"
I'm not hungry y. ii I'm going to
sell the stove K.ns.ss ity Star
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
Your Noea,,an.

II Is we'll for a msn 10 sesres. h.
own vocation. whatever IL Is. and +,
think himself bound IL Upheld il and
70 Claim for II the respec. i, deserves.
Charles Dickens
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
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M'N What would you No !. l
sAeasd Hiss You: Miily I'D Stag, ycu.
ias>N BAY Then wont. M..,r-
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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09
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that the best 81 frieAds must part
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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1911-02-09

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-17
PROMISE TO OBEY THE LAW
Industrial Insurance Investiga-
tors Will Report Next Week.

Detroit Aug. 1.-THE special committee
appointed by the National Convention OF
Insurance Commissioners 10 investigate the
business methods OF various Industrial IN
surance companies concluded its session in
Detroit to-day and will make it's final re-
port to the national convention, which con-
venes in Milwaukee August q.
Eleven companies have been investigated
during the sessions Of the committee in
Detroit In each case where 1t was learned
that business methods contrary to law had
been used the officials of the companies in
question have been placed on the stand and
the investigating committee has been as
sured that the companies will hereafter
abide strictly by the letter OF the law.
I'm the investigation of the business
methods of a widely known company. IL
developed to-day that in a certain case
the insured was classified as a lumber
piler in yards and sheds" He was
drowned. however. by being thrown from
an aerial tramway while going to boat
offshore which was To be loaded with
lumber In this case the company reduced
the classification TO that OF . sailor and
settled on the basis of 500.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-17
JOHNsTONE'S LAST LETTER
Aviator Wrote to Friend, Just Before
His Death IT Am All In.

Mineola. Long Island, Aug. 16.-Philip w.
Wilcox, an aviator. who is staying here.
received this evening a letter from st.
Croix tombstone, who lost his life at Chi
cago Yesterday. The Chicago postofiice
mark showed that the letter was mailed at
D. m. August Is. and it was probably the
last ever written by the unfortunste avia-
tor. a portion of the letter given out by
Mr.. Wilcox is as follows:
We have had hard luck with our ma
chimes The next race / am IN | am going
10 hire a cab. We are in such "A state OF
uncertainty that | am all in.
Simon did well against Ovington. losing
nv only three seconds Hammond fell into
the lake three miles out. with narrow es
cane for himself and the loss OF his ma
chine. McCurdys machine burned up
Iuckowitz and Stone smashed. ! ran into
a tree. Switch wouldn't work right. At
wood arrived here yesterday and has made
lilo hit. Every one who gets the money
here earns II. Give my regards to every
oo''' ST. CROIX TOMBSTONE