The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-08

I ing It's scope and believes stage people
! should take an active interest The as
sociation has for some time done a great
but transformations work along the lines
OF protecting young women from the
perls OF great cities. and 1t has Of late
made an especially strong appeal TO the
In caring for a band OF English dancers,
none of them over seventeen years Of age,
who were recently left without funds in
southern city. An appeal to the police
Of Memphis placed these girls in touch
with the Travellers Aid. who met them
when they reached here. and with the as
| siStancc OF the British consul put them
In the way OF better engagement than
| they had before enjoyed and furnished
home at the inn maintained by the as
! out for themselves again.
James +, Powers. soon to be seen in
the Colonial theater In Salt Lake as the
the best musical comedies produced in
America since the days OF .'Florodora.'
and by the same author. Is the cleverest
OF comedians and does more genuine act
who risk their regulations In musical
comedy. He can fash thought across
! the footlights with twinkle of his eye
or with twist OF his rubber face he
can set an audience bowling and yet you
never think of him as clown. He is
entirely clean, artistleally. morally and
Pogers without forgetting their troubles
and II is worth going miles to hear him
render How Did the Bird Know That"
MY Deutscher Girl and "on the Shores
| of Sheepshead Bay" His role is that Of
Samuel Nix. bos'un of the yacht Wasp.
The Wasp puts In at the harbor of Ha-
vana Just at the time Cuban revolution
is brewing, 1t is brought out that seven
Years ago Mix has married a Cuban girl.
deserting her almost at the altar. Up
on his return he mistakes a stout lady
Ircvolutionst for his mate OF former years,
and his association with the highly cx
| citable individual causes him to be ar
| rested as rngleader of the insurgents.
Death is to be the penalty but; instead
OF being executed, Nix is turned over to
his discarded wife, she having discovered
law which declares man dead who
lives away from his wife for period OF
seven wears, AS Nix has compiled with
every aspect of the law. he is dead and.
therefore cannot be executed again.
1.-THE Microbe serenade."
George Ade, playwright and hunorist,
was a guest a, the first annual dinner
ter New York al the Waldorf Astoria.
BE was not down 10 speak, but Elbert
H Gary OF the United States Steel cor
ter ter '10 in the S absenSs Of ' Presidsnt de % Wiam
| y. Vanderbilt. called on HIN for few
remarks. Mr.. Ade who was taken by
OF The Mlcrobe serenade" poem he
had once written for the manager Of
The Sultan OF Sulu." The comedian
wanted ,yar a Jingle written around animal
/
upon the microbc as the only animal
that had not figured in some such ditiy.
So | wrote the screnade,' said Mr.. Ade.
land turned il over to the manager.
, The manager turned it over TO the
comedian who returned II TO the man
ager. who returned it TO, me. Here it
us:
"A for!orn microbe met by chance
Al swagger bscteroidal dance
proud bacillian belle, and she
Was first ot the aniDalculae,
or organism sacchariuc.
She was the protop!asmic queen.
The microscoplCal pride and pet
OF the biological smartest set,
And so this infinitcsinaal swain
Evolved n pleading low refrain:
20 lovely metamorphic germ.
What futile scientific term
Can well describe your many charms?
Come 10 these embryonic arms.
Then HE away to my cellular home.
And be my little dlatom,
His epithelium burned With love.
He swore by molecules above
Shed be his own gregarious mate.
Or else he would dlsintcgratc,
Ihis amorous mite af n parasite
Pursued the germ both day and night
And meath her window often played
This Darwin Huxley serenade-
He'd warbe TO her every day
This rhiaopodical roundelay;
20 most primordial type OF spore,
never met your like before
And though a microbe has no heart.
From YOU. sweet germ, I'll never part
Well SIT beneath some fungus growth
TIL dissolution claims us both!'"
Poor Children Made Happy.
During the holiday season about % 900
poor children were entertained free of