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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27
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have a neutral action on the other or
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

has returned from a trip to White Sui
phur Springs, Mont, where she visited
her mother, Mrs. William Walters En-
route home Mrs. Curtis stopped in
Butte, Mont; Lincoln, Neb., and KAN
sas City.
Mrs C. o. Coffin and daughter,
Aleathea, have returned from several
months stay in Los Angeles and Long
Beach.
Mrs. R. P Conant Of 500 East Rio
Grande street has returned from a
three months trip to California, Ore
gOn and Washington.
E. z. Levy and family. Of 1141 Ne
vada street, have returned from Cali
fornia. where they have been spending
the summer. Their brother A. J.
Watson, is very i'll at their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. S. Wordsworth, of
1905 Arizona street have returned
from a summer trip to Colorado.
Pasteurized milk. FL Paso Dairy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27
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Mrs. Ernestine Auerbach, mother OF
DR. l. B. AuerbaCh, who has been in
California the past six months, returns
home this week TO spend the winter In
FL PasO.
Dr. and Mrs. J. B. Calnan and daugh-
ter, Marian, and sister, Anna returned
recently from California, where they
have been all summer.
After two months spent in the east,
Mrs. j. NJ Barnes and daughter arrived
home Friday.
Mrs. B. f. Darbyshire viii return
Thursday from Dallas, where she went
to attend the marriage Of her niece
She was accompanied home by her
mother, Mrs sarah Katherine spencer
who win spend the winter here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harris Walthau re-
turned Sunday from an enjoyable visit
in Kansas City and adjacent points
Miss Lillian Lindsey arrived home
Friday, after delightful visit in Call
fornia.
Mrs. C. c. Crews has returned from
q pleasant visit TO Hillsboros n NJ,
where she resided before coming TO FL
PasO
p. :. PenneDakers OF Sl5 NORTH OCAodp
returned Sunday from California. Mrs.
Pennebaker and baby viii remain till
November 1.
Mrs. H. l. Graham and son viii be
home the first week in October.
Mrs. W. Caples has returned from an
all summer visit with her mother at
Maria, Tex. Her daughter, Miss Mary,
is still in Chicago.
Mrs. c. L. WOrden. Of North Kansas
street, returned Friday from delight
full summer spent fin St Louis, Detroit,
Cleveland and Buffalo, n. Y.
Mrs. Thomas Francis and sons are
expected home Thursday from Los An
Geles, Cal.
Frank Hackett, a clerk in the resi-
dent engineers office of the G. II. &
S. A., has returned from his vacation
spent visiting his relatives in Michi-
gan, and left Immediately on bust
ness trip to oklahoma
Mrs. R. W. Curtis, Of Epson avenue,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

Mrs. B. F. Darbyshire viii return
Thursday from Dallas, where she went
to attend the marriage Of her niece.
She was accompanied home by her
mother. Mrs. Sarah Katherine Spencer,
who viii spend the winter here.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

friends would have no part in the
parade. This would never do The tong
TO which Mar Wing belonged must be
saved from disgrace at the hands Of
the Mar Chew crowd
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

friends would have no part in the
parade. This would never do. The tong
TO which Mar Wing belonged must be
saved from disgrace at the hands of
the Mar Chew crowd.
Mar Eee Gets Dragon.
Little ~ W. kee lost no time In
buying two round trip tlckeIs 70 san
Francisco, sending two more ChlneSe IN
quest of the fierce paper mache dragon
for the Os-Aple parade. There viii be
two dragons, two tongs and two chi
nese sections in the annual festival
parade. That is if some diplomatic in
dividual viii volunteer his services to
keep peace in Chinatown until after the
parade.
Indians to Appear.
The indian division Of the parade is
being organized There are 20 young
men who have agreed tO-aCt as old Os-
Aple's escort in the parade. A. H.
tee, and has all of the young bucks
in the camp cOrraled for the occasion
There viii be feathers, red paint and
war whoops in abundance the night Of
Automobile Feature.
The automobile division has been
taken charge of by DR.. French s cary,
president of the automobile club. he
has requested everyone who viii vol
uuteer to decorate an automoOlle Tor
the flying squadron Of the OS-Apie pa
rade to notify him at once, In order
that arrangements can be made Tor the
accommodation of this division at the
head of the procession.
Elks to Have Big Display.
Further plans for the lodges part
in the Os-Aple parade and the state
hood jubilee were discussed at a gen
eraI meeting of the ElSs Tuesday night
Those present were enthusiastic over
the plans of the special committee for
an elaborate float and for having an
entire section of the parade devoted to
the Elks. The committee has wired 70
New Orleans for designs for the pros
peCtive float
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

Monition.-Notice is hereby given
that there have been seized in this
collection district. for violation Of the
customs laws. one sOrrel one roam,
one brown, and one bay horse, with
Mexican brands. which will be sold in
front Of the custom house, FL PasO,
Texas. at 10 o'clock a. m, October 3,
1911. Anyone claiming the same is re-
Quired to appear within the time pre-
scribed by law. Alfred L. Sharpe, col
lector Of customs,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

the Villas school were transferred to
the Sunset school Tuesday in order TO
move a teacher to the Mesa school
The Sunset school has an enrolment
Of between Is and 100 more pupils than
at this time last year
Miss AIaude Cornell, a teacher in he
Beau school, has rendered her resls-
nation, to take effect this week her
place will be filled by Miss CoWan, OF
san Angelo, Tex
The Carmen Literary society Of the
FL PasO High school held its 1lrst
meeting of the school year Friday, sep
TENDER %, in the auditorium Of the
High school. for the purpose Of elect
ing officers and TO plan Work Tor the
winter. The following We're elected-
Frank Ross, president; Nelma Cheno-
with. vice president Bessie Myrtle
secretary. Nelson Rheimheimer, Mamie
Clark, treasurersf Beatrice McEnery,
sergeant at arms
The sam Houston Debating society
Of the FL PasO High school held its
second regular meeting last Llqay
evening in the auditorium Of the high
school Election Of officers was helu,
and the following were elected Jonn
PRESIDENT Frank Lyons, secretary;
Robert AIullin, treasurer Charles Kill
burn, sergeant at arms, Edward Free
man. reporter. A short address was
given by the president, John Burch. A
very interesting program has been pre-
pared for next Friday evening The first
open meeting viii be held in October.
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The Daughters Of the Confederacy
met in Trinity church this afternoon
Mr.. Hill, a playwright Of ability, will
address the philosophy class on Thurs
day evening at S o'clock at the home Of
Mrs. Alice P. Thompson, GA North Ore
gon street Bernard Shaw viii be the
subject Of the lecture, which VIII be
free to the public.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27
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SCHOOL NOTES.

The members Of the Sunset Y W. C.
A. viii hold a meeting next Thursday
afternoon in the manual training room
for the purpose Of electing officers
Miss Violet c. Aiken, daughter Of
conductor Aiken OF the G. H & S. A,
and a graduate Of the FL PasO High
school Of 1911, left for Austin, Tex, TO
enter the university
Miss Ethel Taylor left Monday for
Austin TO enter the state university
Bronaugh Richmond, son of DR.. and
Mrs. Richmond, left Friday for Bed
fard City, Va, to attend college for the
coming year.
The high and low seventh grades OF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

Miss AIaude Cornell, a teacher in he
Beau school, has rendered her reslg-
nation. to take effect this week her
place will be filled by Miss COwan, OF
San Angelo, Tex
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

The Sunset school has an enrolment
of between Is and 100 more pupils Iudn
at this time last year.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

the Villas school were transferred to
the Sunset school Tuesday in order to
move a teacher to the Mesa school
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-27

Dr. and Mrs. J. B. Calnan and daugh
ter. Marian, and sister, Anna, returned
recently from California, where the.
have been all summer.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
Perseverance,.

TImouF, The great Asiatic eonQuerOz,
commonly known by the name of Tam
eF4Ane, had extraordinary perssveT-
apee. No difficulties ever led him TO
Eeeeds from what be had once under
taken, and hs oftan persisted IN his
efroEts under circumstances which s8d
al asound ham b despair. On such
oecastOns he used 20 relate TO hls
nze1d an anecdOts Of bis early he.
= onea" he said, was forced to take
ghaltsT from my enemies IN a ru4nsd
building. where I sat alone many
hours. Desiring 10 divert my mind
from my hopeless condition, ! fixed
my sy@ on an amt that was carrying q
grain o9 corn larger than Itself up 3
high waal 1 numbsred the efforts b
made 70 accomplish this object. Tbs
grain fan sixty-nsns times 70 tie
Eound, but the tnssSt persevored, and
ths s6Esu3isth tsms D reached the top
Fn2s ssght gave ne courage at the Eso-
nls1S an6 never toTEot the lesson"
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
apszk Poy NusEwsaS. SshR,


Ths LosG Leicester oz q century go
hAd no sons By his nrst marriage and
bang wsu on in years. was anxious b
So h1s betr apparent Q nephew, hap
ply welded. His wish was that ,
charming daughter Of his nsignboE,
ths Earl Of AibemaE1s, should be The
future Lady LaicsgteE. With hsF and
her sisters be used to enjoy his n1oEn-
ing rides. One morning she came
aiOne. ard during the rids he asked.
thinking Co forward his nephew's In
tsrests, "Anne, my dear, how should
you nke to be mistress Of HoIkhamY'
'@Thsre is nothing should Ike better"
Ehs replied Then ! shall send my
nephew William to court you," said
the earl. glad that the fates seemed to
favor his project. But the lady calmly
and graVely answered, 'T shall never
be mistress Of Hoikham on those
terms" Why" exclaimed the aston
ished Old gentleman. looking the lady
hard In the face. you don't mean to
say yOu would marry meF "Yes, IN
deed I would" was the answer, "and
nothing should wish better" And as
a consequence the nephew did not sue
ceed TO the earldom.-Isondon Chroni-
stA
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
TAs Landscape pssar JsrusaIss.

Ths country about Jerusalem Is e.
sant1any G pale country. Indeed,
Uetan thought Il IooAssd stricken, ~
Il lts paIlor had come upon It abrupc
3, had been sent 10 e as . visitation.
] vas not sorry that / saw Il nEsk
un6sE gEayness and sNept b wtnd&
Ths gEayness. the winds, BeSmed %
ms 20 emphasize ikz truth, b dR4ve
home - reality. And there was Soms-
thtnz noble In It's candor. Even na~
tuSs can take on al aspect OF trick
nSas s$ times. or sc least certain 90
QusERy, q daintiness not wholly tree
6on suggestions Of aEt1faciailEy. The
landscape in ths midst Of which Je-
E0salsm lies Is drsa<y, b sad; In
seusny weather is almost foxb4ddlng.
Ysk It hGs a bare frankness that Esn-
dAxs q dignihed, large simplicity that
= VsEy striking. The frame IL sober,
eas PsctSre within It b amazing. and
naExhsz, once seen, can svsr be focSOS-
tan.-Robert Hich0ns IN Century.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
What Happened to Bill.

Ma Dixon was putting Frank, aged
sax, and Willie, aged four, to sleep
with a bedtime story when she was
s1ddsniy compelled b answer the
dOoEbsA Fastening away with the In
tsnstUo OF Immediately returning. ME-
D9Eon was detained By a caller. The
boys grew restless, Finally, running to
the top Ok the stairs. where he knew
his mother could gst perfect view Of
him, Frank used nearly all his small
Stock Of diplomacy In trying 70 attract
has mothers attention without disturb
lag ths visitor. After several futile at
tempts at gesticulattous he called out
In q bord whisper perfectly audible b
both ladies below, Mamma, you'd
better come up," then In q most awe
inspiring tone adding, cause Bills
nose Ia comm unwipedr YOHths
Companion.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
His Danger.

In these days Of almost pre-sHtnAnt
German music and musicians & b
rather amusing to read the opinions 0
former generations concerning Tea
tonic singers.
Frederick the Great was 80 tmDo-
Iifely unpatriotic as to declare that be
would rather hear the neigE1ing OF =
horse than the singing Of & German
pFima donna. Perhaps IN his day thsgs
was some excuse for such q Eenzsz.
bat the times have changed
There is a diverting anecdots Of an
Italian who was convinced that 10
German could sing. a friend tnducsd
him to go TO the opera where Hm-
riette Sontag sang. After hearing hsz
first aria the Italian got Hp to 50. The
friend urged him to stay. assuring Inn
that he would be convinced sOon.
II know it." replied the Italian, -ann
that's why 1 go"
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
OLD LONDON BRIDGE.
It Linked the Twelfth csntuSy Wssxk
the EIghteeush.

It Linked the Twelfth csRtuSy Nsszk
the EIshtsenth.
For centuries old London bradEa,
with its double row OF houses, was oha
home Of generations who lived and
traded over the Thames waters.
Holbein lived and painted theEa o.
borne, the prentice lad, lsaped through
q window In the house Of his mastaz,
Sir William Hewet, TO the ressue oE
Sir Williams daughter, VINO had fAEEsn
into the swollen food OF the river BE-
low, and by winning her for his W1fs
laid the foundation Of the ducaI hoass
OF Leeds Crispin Tucker had his shop
on the bridge, to which Pope and
Swift and many anOthsr author Ok
fame made pilgrimages to puEehass
books and gossip with the WaEgisn
ghopkeeper. Crocker's Dictionary was
printed ''at the Looking Glass on Lon
don bridge" and gigantic corn mills
dominated the south end Of the stree
ture, not many yards from the wonder
full Nonsuch House, a huge wooden
pile with turrets and cupolas brought
from Holland
Such in brief outline was the London
bridge which linked the twelfth with
the eighteenth century and which
when it was on it's last tottering legs
was removed to give place to It's ina
successor Of our day. the stone II
which Is said to be "ns7rIy drabs
that employed in building st. PauPs
cathedral Standard
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
TIbetsn Penal Code.

The T1betan penal code Is curious
Murder is punished with a 1ne vary
ing according to the Importance of the
slain, theft by a fine Of seven to one
hundred times the value Of the article
stOlen- Here, again, the 1ne depends
on the social impOFtAnce Of the psrson
from whom the theft has been commit
ted The harborer Of q thief h looked
upon - a worse criminal than the
thsef himself. OrdeGls By IRE and b.
boiling water are sSslI used - proofs
OF innocence or guilt, exactly a. was
the custom in Europe IN the middle
ages. And II the lamas never intact
death they are adopts at tOrtuEa
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
BIzEf m mNH.

Tss Story Of tAs o~tsIa ~ q RspuS@@
Air IN -cs<mBA."
BiDst, the composer Of the wosEd IA
nous opera Carmen" and HaISTy,
E$s hbEestist. once occupied aDaztmsntS
whose outer doors opened On sEss sama
landing. As soon as he had nnished
an air Bizet would hasten to submit It
to his neighbOr. who subjected II %
the most severe criticism. From morn
tns to night the piano resOunded IN
Shs composers apartments. One night
BSEst finished a dramatic bit In vzSxScb
hs nsttsred himself be had sueSsss-
1IN skeschsd the pride Of a tIum-
phant boreadoF after q successful tHra.
dEhk But Haleyy Hssened in sshaoaa
and showed but a moderate sushu-
EAsm- Bizst, somewhat plqued, asAsd
ehs eaase oS this eoldnsss.
TITS sood. admit" said RaIsvy.
m fact. tE'E too good. It lacks move
mant; II lacks snap-in short fSs not
popular enough"
Not popular snoUghF' shouted tina
p4Qusd cOmpOssr. DO yoa want 20
write for the slumss- He went out b
hun, bat soon se8ented and N g
hour returned with enothsF air. 3kA2-
80 % thls," sad be. Here T. my
sursaoor Adsa wz4t1sn down 70 yU@R
pQo1zx b@sl" r Was indeed -
smS q ths eosesdo< 6nd thS onay os
Snsch On the fzst night reessTed a
encore and seemed 70 move tss -
night gudSsDOs from - eoEpog.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
ENGLAND'S LIGHTHOUSES.
The Seven Districts Are Controlled by
Board Known as the
"EIdsr Brethsn."

The lighthouse service OF England b
eontrolied by q board composed OF
thirteen elder brethren" When q va
Isaney occurs one OF the younger
brethren" is selected by the elder
trethren" to ill t. The position b
tos life. and the salary l. $500 q year.
Any commanding oficer OF ths navy
/ bE master OF the merchant marine II
eligible for election Is one Of TIA
younger brethren By the "'sldsE
ihEethren-" There il no salary Ettach-
ed to the position, but they are siigi-
Ible for election as one Of the "s1ieE
brethren"
England Is divided into seven light
house districts, each in charge Of q
superintendent The supeF4nte1deuss
are persons who enter the service ss
apprentices at the age Of thirteen and
have worked up TO the position oR
master on board OF 3 steam toodsE.
They are selected for the position Of
superintendent By the elder bDssh-
-" Il @psEiRSsnnept hes -SS0<sOl
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
CJ7 FIRST MINT.
Some OF the Rules and ResuIakssas
That Were In Force There Over
a Hundred Years Ago.

The first United States mint as PHI
adeIphia was naturally q very wpEe-
tentiOus affair. The material for coin
age was secured from abroad Fhsze-
was found much difficulty to gst any
one OF experience to operate the entn-
age. and the salary list Of tbs 6Ezs
mint employees was; David RiESanr
house, director. $1,000 per anIHR
Tristram Dalton, treasurer, $4zM
Henry yOight. cOiner. $500; Isaao
Hugh. clerk. 1912.
The regular coinage OF copper heSen
IN 1893, silver In 1T94 and gold IN IIn6
The following curious extracts a.
taken from the mint rules and regaaz-
lions OF the early days:
'@The allowance under the name Of
drink money Is hereafter to be dlSs01-
tinued.
'"The operations OF the mint tflponeh
out the year are 70 eommsRcs * 3
o'clock in the morning.
Christmas day and the Fozz<h q
July-and no other days-aFe szzzo-
Hshed holidays at the mint
"He (watehman) win keep IN q p2D-
q arm chest, securely loeksd. . n%
ket and bayonet, two pistols sud
sword
'@rhe watchmAn mast Rt4snd Gsom 8
o'clock In the evening TO 5 0sesDe< p
the morning. must ring the ysz1 D.
every hour and send the Wateht1ug
through the yard immedsa4szy sSsR
ringing the bell"
Besides the Phfladslphaa mint, wGa
is now established IN paaatiaB qusseEzs
at Seventeenth and Spring Gasds0
streets. there are MINIS at San RERn-
cisco. Denver and New Orleans and "a
assay Office at Carson City.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
Doues and Caraneffona-

At the ancient ceremonies 0k sn<o-
nation OF the French kings aftsC ths
amounting had been performed SOFIA
white doves were let loose Ia ths
church. This was supposed to symbol
ize the power OF the Holy Ghost IN ID
recting the kings actions. 4 similar
idea seems to have inspired al early
kings. for among the English regalia l.
the rod of equity or the scepter with
the dove. This 3 simply a golden rod
with a mound at the top. which sup
ports q cross On this cross Is a dove,
fashioned Of white enamel, with "a
panded wings. Some fine diamonds e.
nAment the rod in various places
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
u M aSesS- -==-=

Lightkeepers are appointed for R6A
They enter the service betzSen the
ages Of nineteen and twenty eight. and
their salaries are regulated scccEd1ng
10 length Of service and not aecosdEng
to station Lightkeepers a. well -
the other employees OF the nghGno7ss
service are pensioned when toO Oh 10
perform duty. There is q Fssuiar
lightship service, also for life, and tbs
officers are selected from the men.
The men enter between the ages Of
nineteen and twenty-eght bat must
have been at sea. They are thsa sk1St
bic to work up to lan1plighteE, mats
and master. These msn are ps0s4OOsd
when too old to serve
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03

70 bear h b eonuusx our fasA.-
CAmpbsA
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
Taken Literally.

The tramp approached the pompOus
gentleman and asked for a eopp1.
''Go to the ant. thou sluggard." quot
ed the gent.
"'Tain't no use, mister" answered
the weary one. "Me aunt's jist IS
rght listed as me uncle and me OthsE
relatives Exchange.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
The Boy Told Him.

Father latter a long search)-Wen,
here it is. | wonder why one always
finds thing in the last place one
hunts for it? Bright Boy-I s'pose lis
cause after people 6nd it they Leave OF
looking.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
Sha SfiIl LaeSuFaa-

Mr. TLle-Your wife used 10 lecture
before she was married. Has she gtvsa
q up now3 Mr. s-Well-sNyss
that Is, In public.
The Washington bee., 1911-06-03
Temmx,s Raannn-

Tommy" the schOolma'am asksA
WY are you scratching your headY'
Cause nobody else knows Just whsss
= ftehes.S
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-24
Must Cradle Be Abolished?

The Chicago department of health
announces in all seriousness that cradle
rocking is ruinous to the health Of
baby. Have these scientists no grain
of poetry in their souls? Surely,
nothing more revolutionary ever came
out at Chicago. One is no longer
startled at George Bernard's declara-
ton that drink of whisky is better
for one than a bath, for Shaw is al
ways cutting up. Playwrights come
and go, and likewise philosophers and
their fads, but scientists go on forever,
it seems. And now they would stay
the hand that rocks the cradle.
As long as there have been children
legends and written records, babies
have been rocked and hummed to
sleep. More poetry has been inspired
thereby than jokes about floor walking
and mothers-in-aw. 1t is no small
undertaking, this attempt by the Chi
cago scientists. They would not only
revolutionize baby-rearing, but would
with one fell decree knock half the
romance out of motherhood. Is sleep
ing TO become reckless art? And
what will take the place of the hand
that used to rule the wcrId.--Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.