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The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
AsToNIsHED THE GOOD MAN
Preacher Might We'll Have Cause to Wonder at Contents of Note
 Delivered to Him.

Just as the minister was about to begin his sermon the woman remem- bered that she had left the gas burn ing in the range oven. Visions of a ruined dinner and a smoky kitchen stared her in the face. She borrowed a pencil from the young man in the next pew and scrubbed note. With a murmured Hurry" she thrust 1t into the hand of her husband, an ush- CT, who came up the aisle at that mo- ment He, with an understanding nod, turned passed up the aisle, and hand ed the note to the minister. The wom- an saw the act in speechless horror and shuddered as she saw the min ister smilingly open the note and be- gin to read, but her expression of dismay was fully equaled by the look of amazement and wrath on the good mans face as he read the words: "Go home and turn off the gas!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Siuns Point to War.

Philadelphia.-Th the action of the United States in abrogating the Russian treaty of 1882 may precipi- tate war with that country, wss declared by both United States Sen ator Hepburn of Idaho and Governor Mann of Virginia, in speeches at the annual dinner of the New Jersey So- ciety of Pennsylvania here. Governor Mann expressed his belief that the signs of the times point to a struggle with Russian in the near future.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
To Build Confederate MemoriaI

that the contract for the erection of the Confederate memorial institute. popular known as Battle Abbey, had been awarded to a Philadelphia con- tractor. The building, which is to be completed within 12 months, will be the permanent depository of all Con sederate mementoes.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
A Drain of the Company.

On his way home from the theater. wnere he had seen a performance of "Othello," Bobby was unusually quiet.
 Didn't you enjoy the play" his grandfather asked at last
 "Oh, yes. very much" replied Bobby But. grandpapa, there's one thing don't quite understand Does the black man kill lady every night?"- Youths Companion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Banker Morse Doomed, Says Doctor.

Washington. Charles w. Morse is doomed, according to a report of the medical officers of the army hospital at Fort McPherson, Ga. They say hat his present condition is grave. that his ailment (arterio-selerosis) is rea7essiye and mcurable, although it net possible to predict when the
 1 viii. come. It was said at the de- s.s'trent of justice that no action ad vet been taken on Morse's appli- &ion for communication of sen drce.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
What! Rub a Kiss Of?

At the tender age of three mascu- line conceit had gripped that small boy with relentless clutch. He had kissed little girl of three. and she was rubbing her lips vigorously.
 You mustn't do that again. said the boys mother. She doesn't like 1t. Just see how hard she is trying to rub your kiss off.
 "Ch. no, she ain't," said the boy. "She is trying to rub it in
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Name and Function.

The following story is told of Dr. Boyd Carpenter, the bishop of Ripon. In the days of his early ministry there came to him one day young man and a maiden, very hashful, very self-con- scious, and on very obvious errand.
 Are you MT. Carpenter?" asked the young man in faltering voice.
 'Yes," was the reassuring reply, q am Carpenter-and joiner"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Wonderful Statistics,

When it is considered that the per centage of deaths from consumption is 91 per thousand against 63 per thou sand of any other malady, how i'm. portant to guard against slight cold. Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein is the great medicine for coughs, colds, consumption, Whoop- ing Cough, etc.
 All druggists, 25c., soc. and $1.00 a
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Natural Deduction.

Papa are lawyers always bad-tem- pered?"
 No. daughter; why do you ask that?"
 Because read so much in the pa pers about their cross examinations !"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Kindred Spirits.

Lady" said Plodding Pete. "I ain't had square meal in two days"
 Well, said the resoute woman. as she turned the dog loose. neither has Towser so l know you'll excuse him
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Wood-Eaters.

Wood in a certain form is con- mon and constant article of food in all sections of Siberia where the Yakut lives.
 North of Verchoyansk, except in a few sheltered valleys, there is little food. aside from that afforded by fish,
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Its Status.

Our congress Is the finest legisla- tive body going
 No, the British house of commons Is. and can prove it."
 How so?"
 Why. you must admit the house of commons is without peer"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
FREE RHEUMATISM CURE

old, Deep-Seated Cases Take Notice: Botanic Blood Balm (B, B. B.) in the past 80 years, has cured thousands or Rheumatics after every known remedy has failed. B. B. B. does this by pur1- flying and enriching the blood-sending a flood of vivifying blood direct to the paralyzed nerves bones and joints, giV- ing strength and warmth just where 1t is needed At the same time B. B. B. kills the active poison in the blood, which causes rheumatism. In this way a e-to-stay- is made. If you have bone pains. swollen joints, aching back or shoulder blades, blood thin or pale skin-even if bedridden with the worst rheumatism, give B. B. B. a trial. We guarantee a perfect lasting cure. B. B. B is a liquid, made up of pure botanie ingredients and sold by drug gists at $1.00 per large bottle, with directions for home cure.
 We will send a free trial of this precious remedy by mail, postpaid, to any sufferer who writes for it. Just All out the coupon below and mail 1t to L
 BLOOD BALM CO.,,
 Atlanta, Ga. Name -.
 AG6rnSE
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
A Business Connection.

Messenger Boy-Who's the swell guy ye was talkin' to. Jimmy?
 Newsboy--Aw. him and mes woiked togedder for years He's the editor O one my papers.-Life
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Such a Difference,

Usher-Are you a friend of the groom?
 Madam-Oh, my, no! I'm the brides mother.-Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
What. Happened.

Did he have any assistance in writing that successful play?"
 Assistance? Why, man, the stage carpenter and the head usher re- wrote it for him."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
More Like 1t,

Do you wish to call your husband up on the 'phone?"
 No, I don't; I want to call him down."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
Couldn't Bear Sight of Him. He's the light of my life, pa.' T don't like the light In my eyes,"

Tightness across the chest means cold on the lungs. That's the danger signal. Cure that cold with Hamlins Wizard Oil before it runs into Consumption or Pneu- monia
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach,v liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take. Do not gripe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

The easiest thing we do is to con vince ourselves that we are over worked-but the family is skeptical!
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

A man can get his wife's attention by talking in his sleep.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
JUDGED BY THEIR CLOTHES
Smart Cigar Store Clerk Ready With Apology That by No Means
 Mended Situation.

Herman Fellner tells this story on himself, according to the New York correspondent of the Cincinnati Times Star. He was in Washington on busi- ness recently and met three or four friends on the street. After a mo- ment's chat he beckoned them to come with him. I'm off the stuff" !" said he, but I want to buy you each a cigar"
 They happened to be in front of a combination cigar and news stand at the moment. Led by Mir Fellner, they all trooped in. The clerk hurried to the cigar case to wait upon them Be fore MT. Fellner could indicate his wishes the clerk had slapped a box on the glass case. Here y are," said he. Best dime smoker in town"
 MT. Fellner is sort of fussy about his smokes. He looked at the cigar then showed the box away. Have you no other price?' he asked.
 The clerk showed the box in the case. Sure thing" said he. My mis- take and your treat
 Having pulled off this time-worn witticism, he addressed MT. Fellner confidentially. Your clothes sort of fooled me-" said be- ' You fellers are pretty well-dressed lot, you know" Then he put another box on the coun- ter. Here said be- lis the best nickel smoker in the village"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

One pugilist never offers to fight an other just for fun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

Be happy. Use Red Cross Ball Blue; much better than liquid blue. Delights the laundress. All grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

Don't try to understand a woman and you will succeed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething softens the gums, reduces iniiamma- tion, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

Ten smiles for nickel Always buy Red Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white clothes
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

She-Just look at the trouble money can get you into.
 He-Yes, but look at the trouble it can get you out of.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TAsTELESS CHILL TONIC. You know what you taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing 1t Is simply Qunine and Iron in tasteless form, and the most effectual form. For grown people and children. 50 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

As mans mind is best, so is his tongue inclined.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
rponnv+ap+ to MoYhors

TNIpUFtdflt 10 WCII1ES
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

There are few shade trees in the average mans field of labor.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
"I want a go1
 When why noBUs It it full of ayes

skibo Castle, where the N of the exchequer Is stayingN guest of MT. Andrew Carnegie, tertained several other prorH politicians. Among these is Lork ley, with whom the Laird of Sh has enjoyed verbal tussle. It is sai that one morning Lord Morley wa. asked by a fellow-guest at the castlt how he had been spending his time. E
 "Oh," he replied with a smile. "jT exposing some of Carnegie's isms!"
 half an hour later some MT. Carnegie if he had ' Morley. -aa4
 q guess he's laid up was the reply. I've b( w with him" "-London chro
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22

The Tombstone Man-What kind of monument do you wish put over your husband?
 Mrs. Weeds-You can carve any figure, I suppose?
 The Tombstone Man-Oh! yes, ma'am
 Mrs. Weeds-Then make the statute of limitations. I've often heard my husband mention that.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-12-22
PUTNAM FADELESS DY
 
Both Sides.

Color more goods brighter and faster coors than ar dye any garment without ripping apart. Write
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1911-05-26

The asessmsnt property 10 bas>A upon vh.. 90. o A.
ano your control the first day Of June each year ThS
prsveus 70 ths collection Of taxes.
The made June lst 1911, viii b. far IN. ,.x "a
pa the al Of 1915 Taxss due August ist Of Ssch yea
and delinquent January ist following - ~
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1911-05-26
Support of Poor Insane Account

u l.. Hart, Jr. treasurer. rapport
Thomas and Lewis 'rhonp
Asylum No, :.............. 10 %
July ny T.. J.. Hart. Jr. treasurer, support IN.
mates AsyiuH No. s12 %
act. ~ BY Il. l.. Hart. Jr, treasurer. support NJ
r. Hickman Asylum No a..... G5 0o
Jmn. ?S 1. Hart, IT,, treasurer support
nn,ates Asylum No. g.. s:s ltl
r.. J.. Hart. Jf, treasurer support .
~ H.. Ascs Nulis. Asylum No. a...... as col
Ah n r, Nancy Blackescr H.vS,... suppsF' ., a.
ss sm..yy r:, -!g.easursr support r.
/, 10 ". j.. Hart. Jr. support
Hahn q Rogers. Asylum No. 5........ lSo col
Total expenditures Observation-Disclosures. a.,ao e
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1911-05-26

Aggregate Assessment of Holt
County as Returned by the
Assessor for the Taxes of
1911 Real Estate
Total number q acre: ass.oss: average value per
Total number q $3.50; toi: valuation y
Total .Sssls.aao o
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1911-05-26

Resn.G the during the fiscal 1899 IS
iosnad 0.ao5 70
rcbool loaned. zoos o
AsIoa .s.tgs -
Rec eivsd from all other IrrtOdnv railroad
vi-phone telegraph .........,.... o.si2 -
re,s, sss4s, 20
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
IMPROVEMENTS
SOON FINISHED
WATER DEPARTMENT KEEPING
BUSY ON PIPE LAYING,
BETTER Pressure results
TNNcnty-InCh line Practically Com
plcted--A SiN-lnch Line for Fac
tory Addition.

with but two blocks of the line
yet to complete. the new water main
from the waterworks plant to the cor
ner OF Third and Main street will be
ready for use within the next twenty
days. The twenty lErh line which
runs from the wHterWorks plant to
Crosbic Heights II practically all COM
plcted, while the fourteen inch lino
which runs from Crosbie Heights TO
Main street II yet TO 20 only II block
and n half
when this now line IL put into ope-
ration the water pressure and supply
in the down town district Will be
greatly. INCREASED and will afford
much better facilities for fighting
fires In that section. Eventually Il
Ia planned to extend the line TO the
extreme eastern portion OF the city
Superintendent Sands Of the water
works department ANNOUNCED yester-
day that work would begin immed-
lately on six inch line on East Ar
cher street, which will furnish better
fire protection to that end of the
city, and Will also supply the Okla
homa Iron Works and other new
manufacturing institutions now be-
ing built in factory addition with an
adequate water supply.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
AGED PREACHER DIES.
Edom Lovitt Passes Away at Spcrry
AT Age of rs.

Rev. Edom Lovitt, age II, a Bap-
fist preacher, died at his home in
Sperry, Sunday morning Funeral SER
vices conducted by the G. A. X. We're
held in Tulsa yesterday. and the body
was inferred in the oak Lawn ceme-
terry.
Mr.. Lovitt was prominent member
Of the G. A. h. enCampment of this
city. Commander L. V. Hardesty ana
Chaplain William Query of the local
post, officiated at the funeral ser
vices.
Lovitt was born in Whitney Coun-
ty, Kentucky May 2l, 1870 He was
"A regular ordained preacher Of the
Baptist Church and had been a mem
Der of the church from his youth He
married Miss Rachael Mccullough in
1859, and was the father of fourteen
children, all living, save one. Seven
Of the children and his wife were
present at the funeral.
He was a Union soldier in the Civil
War belonging to Company c of the
49th Regiment, Kentucky Nolun-
teers.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
ARE YOU FREE
FROM

Headaches. Colds. Indigestion,
Pains. Constipation, Sour Stomach,
Dizzinessa lfyou are not, the most
effective, prompt and pleasant
method Of getting rid Of them is to
take, now and then. a desertspoon-
ful Of the ever refreshing and truly
beneficial laxative remedy--Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of Senna. 1t is
well known throughout the world
as the best Of family laxative reme-
dies, because it acts so gently and
strengthens naturally without iri-
tating the system in any way.
To get its beneficial effects it is
always necessary to buy the genu-
inc, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., bearing the name
Of the Company, plainly printed on
the front Of every package.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
HAS TIM JUDICIARY ISuRPED
POW ERS or LEGISLATION
NIhl.R INTENDED FOR Ir?
hat the constitution was not confined
u ~. ALLlL.LL.-- I..I ~ L.. LuDnlnn

that the constitution WAS not confined
IA the Judiciary for safe keeping.
r,.,, ~. ,I,,.. t..l.,,iists tt..,,u
tnn Law and Madison resented IN,
imnutation that m. Judiciary was
d.signatad ia nut,,.iph IN. other t,vo
branches ~ pnyernmaut Nor aid
law ,ha chisf iustic. r,cant Nadl-
son I'm his "Cnnstitutinual Connr,-
tions of the DEPARTMENTS Of Govern
ment" savs. "It is agreed on an
sIdos maj the powers prop.rtly br-
longing to one of tho denartments
nught not to ha dIr.ctl,. ana corul.t.-
|, administered by either of the oth,r
departn.nts" II il oo,,srr evident
tlat neither of thrm ourbt to nossess
directlv ar indirectly an over-ruIlng
influence over the others vet the
judiciary has exercised tho .vsto nov
er ana NJ late ayap l.gisl,t.d
Could the case ne stated cloarorq
And. mind Won Madison was wiring
for the occsptanco nv mo statcs ~
the constitution offered whiIo ne had
odv,cotod a ,,,,ch -. ,,..,,,,,.,,,,,i,.,,
document. Iu,e Uamiltnn his desire
was n governn,ent mucb mora con-
tralized than tho ana finally nrovidod
for
Montcsoua Il sbo,ld No roucp-
hered was tha great authorir IN
those davs-moro sn ayan han now
YET be ren,airs tba rra,oier outbor-
ity on the science of Government HIS
cont.ntion was that I,hertv conld an
lv be attained ana preserved nv the
complete separation of the three
branches of poyornment-the exocu-
tive. Legislative ond iudiciaI uamil-
ton nointad out the error or accentin,
Montesoue literally. that no was
right in demanding a distinction of
these nowers hut that n wae aIso
essential that they should merge as
it were. at various noints
The eminent Englisb or,bor,,,,
Goodwin Smith of Ovford and later
of Cornell in his snocioI introductior
to tbe revised Fadarolist so,s. Co
preme nower viii confer son,owhora
and does IN Fact canter ,n tho lao
isIoti,o hose
Yet If the sunren,e nou,or contors
I'm the legisIative hodv how Ga Il mt
If is exercised nv tho 4udic,arvo Ard
II is the very essenca Of sunrone nou-
err for one department IN nuIlif, tho
acts NJ tho othor on -ordi,o,o ao,,on,
ments Of oovornmont
rho .,,h3oa. =. e.-,., ~,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19

The kind of clothes that gentle
men wear" See Rounds Tailoring,
212 South Boston, Practical Tailors.
adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
\ Moving rtomrc I. Mndc in Tulsa

"Madc In 1uta' viii hc the stamp
upon n moving picture drama To he
shown at the Co.'s Thrater tonight
These pi,turos the first ever taken
In Tulsa, were made two weeks ago
at circuit Park ana Scout Younger ol
this city is the hero Of the thrilling
Western" story that is enacted In the
tilm production.
The Young Traekett Company of
Coffolyillo, Kan, took the pictures.
Bear. some deer and other wild ami
mails quartered at circuit Park were
used in the pictures, aud IN one scene
Scout Younger Is shown shooting ana
killing real deer while standing
ON "A small island In Orcutt Lake ia
which he sWims out Just before e.
complishing the feat all of this being
a part of the romance that WcaNes II
self about Younger
The scenery In the picture and the
animals as well as Mr.. Younger him
G,'t can ho recognized easily In the
picture. That part of the picture
which shows interior Views was taken
In the company = studio at Cotfeyville.
The pictures will be shown in Tulsa
first and from here win be taken on
a tour Of the country with MIR. Noun-
ger along as lecturer,
The pictures are said to be a repro
ductiou Of a "real" incident in real
life that occurred in Tulsa when this
country was infested with outlaws
and Indians.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
MANY ASK To Do
PROBATION WORK
APPOINTMENT WILL BE MADE
ON 25TH BY GIBSON.
SIX CANDIDATES ALREADY
Position Pays $50 Month from
Three Sourccs-Many More Ap-
plicatiOns scheduled.

who is to be appointed probation
officer for the county to succeed
George McCurdy resigned? That Is
the question around which much In
terest is revolving in county official
circles these days. Already there are
six candidates for the office and judg-
ing from present indications there
will be twice this many before Sep
tember 25, the time set by County
Judge n. j. Gubser for making the
appointment
McCurdy, who has filled this posi-
tion for several months, has accepted
a position as principal of local
school, thus necessitating his giving
up his active work in probation mat
tiers, although he still remains an
honorary member Of the Humane So
ciety.
McCurdy resigned on September T.
and since that time the office has
been vacant. Judge Gubser stated
yesterday that he knew Of at least
six candidates for the office, but
would not make the appointment un-
I'll September 25, when the county
commissioners meet, so that the COM
missioners may approve the appoint
ment
This office is a peculiar one as so
far there has been combined in II
three offices, each paying a salary Of
$40 n month.
The Humane Society pays $50
month, the county $50 for probation
work, and the city $40 for the same
work.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
No Fatalities Occur.

Word from the Tulsa hospital yes
terday was to the effect that George
Martin, Al Clark and Mel Davis, the
three men who were injured in a dy-
Mantle explosion west Of Fisher Fri
day afternoon, were getting along as
we'll as could be expected. Davis,
who was the worst injured, retains a
high temperature, and his condition
is graver than that OF his companions
In misfortune.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
Sidewalk Controversy Settled.

The w. f.. Chastain sidewalk con-
troversy was settled by the City Com
misisoners at special meeting Sat-
urday when 1t was decided to make a
reduction of 25 per cent on the
amount originally charged against
Chastain for the construction of a ce-
ment sidewalk In front of property
owned by him on East Second street,
and which Chastain claimed was not
up to specifications and requirements.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19

Beginning yesterday the news in
The Tulsa World will be sent over
a private wire to our own operator
from the headquarters of the AS
sociated Press, the greatest news
gathering organization in the
whole world.
A leased wire means more expense,
but expense is ignored in service
to World readers.
Service, that's the word that eX-
plains the Worlds popularity to
Tulsa newspaper readers.
Service to them gives The World
the largest circulation.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-19
NEW CHURCH BURNS.
Lightning Sets Fire TO Foraker Edi
flee Early Monday Morning.

Special to the World.
Foraker. Okla, Sept. 1S.-Fire
caused by lightning completely de-
stroyed the new Methodist Church
of this town, between and 4 o'clock
Monday morning. Although the fur
niture was saved by persons living
nearby, the entire building, valued
between $4,000 and $4,000, was burn
ed to the ground. There was 81, 600
insurance.
The building was completed this
summer and the members of the con-
gregation by hard work succeeded in
paying off a debt of $3.50 just a
few weeks ago The church was
dedicated on September 10.
Wonderland
Three complete reels OF excellent
silent drama including two first runs
will be shown here today. You will
enjoy their superiority and excellent
staging, for they are the pick Of to-
days release.
In fact the Wonderland would not
consider presenting anything but the
best to Its audiences. An actor or per.
former to appear IN the stage of this
theater must be the best and come
with the highest of recommendations
The Wonderland will never beuray
the trust of its patron by making
them endure so called costly added
special acts, when in reality they are
the most miserable specimen of act
ing and oft times their wittioism and
manners are most repulsive. Always
the best and your welfare at heart is
out motto.