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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18

"'Ain't this the St. Angelo Apartments
inquired the Stork.
Yes
Amt this No. TO-
Yes
'Weu2
'WeI?' repeated the Bachelor
"T think that's about all. observed the
Stork
But. say protested the Bachelor. this
won't do az all. you know I'm just a
Bachelor and live here all by myself, ex-
cent a valet. who has just taken week s
vacation. I can't have anything Ike that
around here 70 won't DO. ! tell you
"Thc Stork yawned
Them details De said amt u no par
ticular interest 10 me.
'But-but but what can do with IT,
That's up 10 YOU replied the stprk-
rs ruv business 10 deliver the goods. what
peopie does with 'em after they gets EN-
don't concern me Most people does the
wrong thing. anyhow. $40 J guess IL don
matter much. Well. got 10 be- goin'. Got
"a connie more calls to make tonight. See
you later
And with that ne tapped HIS wings and
went right out through the wall
.e1be Racbelor didn't rave and tear his
hair lie wasn't that kind Of Bachelor.
and besides. he didn't have enough hair
~ ,esr Rut he was considerably per
t,rhad As the saying goes. There hadn't
been anything like that IN his family as
far hack as he could remember. ana "a cold
sweat came out on his forehead as he
thought u the possibilities Lie sos W,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18
The Throne

Holding Clarence on one arm. he poured
some milk into a cup and urged the baby
TO drink. The youngster sputtered and
choked.
That won't do admitted the Bachelor.
How am I goin' TO get the stun down him.
There's some kind OF a bottle-oh. | re-
member now
"He got a napkin, wrapped a thickness
about his finger. stuck il into the milk and
then into the babys mouth. Clarence
seized il with great JOY and had no more
10 say
'Pshaw" chuckled the Bachelor IT'S the
easiest thing IN the world when you know
how. / bet
There was q tapping Of wings and tho
stork again stood before him. The Bach
elor Jumped 20 his feet.
Say he cried. what do you take me-
for anyhow-an orphan asylum
Excuse me- said the Stork. hat made
a mistake
Mistake Hows that?
"'Why, you see exclaimed the stork,
they got the wrong number on the delivery
ticket. That belongs In No. IA. next floor
above. Doggone these apartments any,
way
"Thc Bachelor stared az the stork abouu
a minute. Then he looked at Clarence AL
gernon. shook his head with a sigh and
handed him over 10 the carrier
Take him. he bazed. hut IL you ever
get into this apartment again I'll wiring
your neck for you "
Copyright, 1911. BY C. 5. Yost
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18

will you. and give man a chance 70 think.
Put on your old gray bonnet "Goodby,
ladies" What's the matter with'-no. no.
no. that won't do. Where is my wander
ing'-shucksi Wonder r. I could sing
Rings on my fingers
He tried H. lie couldn't remember but
two lines. but that was enough for Clar-
ence Algernon. He closed up and stared
al the Bachelor with an expression OF great
surprise In his eyes. Mr.. Camaralzaman
was pleased
Made a hit that time. he crowed.
Didn't know 7 had il IN me. Guess I'll
have 10 have my voice cultivated and go In
for grand opera. Think TN tackle the
Toreador song
But he didn't He very sensibly stuck
TO the ringed fingers and heled toes and
Clarence with a satisfied sigh went or 10
sleep. Again the Bachelor put him on the
bed. wiped the sweat from his brow, light
ga fresh cigar and sat down % CON
slider
They amt SO bad when you get ac-
ouainted with en-. he unused Way some
people talk you'd think they were nJtle
devils. why. bet $40 / could take that kid
and make man out o. him that 'id as
tonish'-
wow remarked Clarence Mgernon.
Coming replied the Bachelor. Say.
nv Young friend he observed, as he
nicked him up. you talk too much Guess
I'm have 70 make an orator out OF you.
Does 90 want someaa' to eat?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18

vOU got me 10 sleep last night all
- right" said Mr.. Finnegan, as
4 the nurse took her seat but !
didn't stay there I dreamed ! was takin
swim in the fountain Of youth when a
green frog came foatin' along on a wash
hoard and he hollers to me: Hello tinne-
gan, What's the score" Then he com
menced 10 laugh and l woke up. Couldn I
get hack 10 sleep 70 save my life.
That's Just too bad" soothed the nurse
..b,t then. YOU can't reasonably expect a
ne~fect sleep so soon. - takes time to cure
= had case Of insomnia Ike yours. You u
have 10 get back 10 natural sleep by de-
,rees YOU know. Now. I'm going 20 give
Won story tonight that I think will hold
Won until daylight It's called The Story
oc the Bachelor and the lmpertinent
stork'
..Referrin' to any bachelor in Particular
manfred Mr.. Finnegan, suspciously.
NO. oh no. this is just a story. you
understand like all Of the rest. This
bachelor was named Camaralzaman. but
ris friends-and he had a lot % friends
,,euallv called him Bill, f. being more con-
verient. He was an up-to-date Bachelor
d, a great big building that covered city
b,ock and had marble halls and gided ele-
vators and servants in uniform and all
that sort Of thing. And instead Of putting
bread and cheese on the shelf like an
other bachelor In another story. he put
tohsters and champagne and things in n
great refrigerator lined with white tiles
And he wasn't a dried up, crusty bachelor
oi,ber He measured forty-eight inches
around the meridian and people would
come n long way Just 10 hear him laugh
Also he was some pumpkins in society
I'm, somehow or another. he couldn' Z stand
cbiidren. and the smaller they we're the
less he liked them.
..yven. one cold night Mr. Camaralzaman
,,as sitting IN his big easy chair in his
,,hrarv. watching the smoke rise from his
.,gar and thinking about a girl he used 10
L,ov a long time back. when all of sud
don he heard a sound of tapping wings.
a,d there right in front or him stood a
c,ock holding a bundle in his beak.
.e1-be Bachelor dropped his cigar on the
ooor clapped his hands on his knees and
,a,nira over. looked hard. Then he rubbed
,,ts ewes with his knuckles and looked
ngain The stork was still there.
!" Jumping Jupiter" remarked the Bach
elor.
$50 said the Siork. after he had care
n,Ilv nut the bundle on the rug his name
a. clarence Algernon.'
D.But. say my long-nos friend cried
,he Bachelor. you've certainly got into the
'.,ong pew That-that-that package cant
be meant for me-. ~-~
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wiser IN ignore this gentle playfulness on
the part of their rough young passengers
which encourages the latter to go further
and further with their fun.
In addition 10 the glove frolic there are
several little indoor games that can De
plaved on cars with the bats and the ball.
Most of these include the Inconvenience OF
the other passengers who receive raps on
their tender shins and tenderer heads. on
course. these gambols are accompanied by
much whistling. laughter, loud talking and
such remarks as.
"Oh. you Reddy"'
Look at de old gink OATS sore because
de ball knocked off his hat. II he don
like it, let him lump it,
Did v hear dat, Tony! He says he'll call
a policeman He didn't read in de papers
about de time took de copper's club away
from him and stood i'm on is head in dc
ash barrel!
Women come in for most Of the insults
especially Il they are not accompanied by
men. The Sunday tough considers himself
and lsk heart breaker, and cannot see how
ANYTHING with a skirt on can withstand
his personal charms. If a gang Of this
SnpCic- can sAILNAllu a NNhi- Sill IA 81 ~
they can get a good deal Of hearty en-
ioyment out OF their ride. Several days
ago a bunch of these virile young sport:
invented a new form OF amusement on a
Long Island trolley car They got around
young girl and began tearing her clothe:
off amid hearty laughter-that is. the
toughs laughed
The fact that the girl was frightened into
mysteries increased their good humor. They
were having a really jolly time when som'
Of the passengers who We're old-fashione'
and didn't like TO see others enjoying them
selves. interfered and had seven Of thu
humorous rowdies arrested. What is thi
country coming 10 when person can
have a good time without cop butting in
/ These rowdies have their jollest littl'
games ON the lines running ont 10 ConeJ
] Island and other resorts Their system i.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18
dm "Comedian Find Unhappy Sunday Audiences Street Cars

vidual danger 10 the minimum. and II he
can insult woman or a helpless cripple
he considers that his Sunday has not been
wasted. His day Of rest often ends In his
arrest-begging your pardon for the pun.
It takes lots of different brands Of people
10 make up our world. but the wise ones
haven't figured out Just where the tough
comes into the scheme. What part does
he and the beswatted house fly have in the
progress Of the world?
These rowdies have love for baseball
that almost leads one to think that they
are human after all. However. the way
they crafty that tenderness is typical OF
the class. On Sundays early in the after
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18
Fishermen of Capitol
Continued from third page.

'kno"ledged his defeat in the following
lseonic line.
D factw
among our men in public life there Is no
:. fisherman than clifford Pinchot' one
""ose ieats was lately praised by tne
O.. author and authority on game hhi'
-. s,.'r'es Frederick Holder. as ''the piuch-
- 'u most sensational angling experience
~ ever seen or heard Of
rlnchot mas caught twenty-pound trout
"a. -'aii'ath Falls with a fly and fve-ounce
60 has shot orca gladiators off the Pa
~. '0S'' has taken tarpOn, tuna ana All
h., 'g game fish that swim our waters
Ma, | ieat 10 which Mr.. Holder testlhes
inc. performed not long ago off San Gle
ronns al upon a day in which two l"'-
m s"Prdiish fell victims Of his prowess'
the 'St Of these monsters he caught III
SEQ 'nlhs' but it was his Landing of the
tie,ls. oi'ef dark that made him the par
MR.. O'lect Of the critical Holders al
roon ume after o'clock in the after
"ssa came 10 Holders camp that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18

tan blackjack high or low I'll bet that
oaby has had it cutting his teeth :"
These things arc just as necessary for
the enjoyment of his Sunday as is the cane
with the other man. The tough buckles on
his favOrite siX-shooter. draws on his coat
over his armament. slaps his black felt hat
on the rear of his bullet head and is ready
for the fray mean for the Sunday rest.
Take one more look at him. for his first
name is legion and there are many Ike him
in little old New York.
He is about nineteen years old. He wears
one Of these gray-green suits. the fabric
OF which is so hard that it seems to be
made of spun glass. His trousers are
creased to a fare-you-well. Their edges
are so keen that he could hit them on
good strop a couple Of times and shave
with them The coat also is carefully
pressed. Wherever there is room for
crease a crease has been put. There is an
edge to the front and back Of both sleeves
and another at the side. The lapels are
so sharp that he is in danger of cutting
his hand when he ties his black bow tie.
There are three additional creases at
either side on the back of his coat
His low shoes are tan. with elaborate
scroll work al over them. and his trousers
have a generous roll. that provides onlook-
ers with a liberal vista Of crescenda striped
socks. He may drive a laundry wagon or
work in pool hall II the former, the lat
ter is his ambition. From there. If the
fates are good 10 him. he will be able 10
Join a gang and give that business his en-
tire and passionate attention. In that
haprv event he will have nothing 10 do
but stand on street corners by day-and OF
such is his seventh heaven.
This hoodlum is always ready and anxious
10 start something. preferably fight. He
runs in droves so as to reduce the indi-
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Continued on seventh page.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18

noon and again In the evening L roads,
subways and surface cars that run out 10
the vacant lots are crowded with teams OF
amateur baseball players. This banding to-
gether always supplies the rough house
lad with a sense OF security that makes II
harder for him to restrain his natural In
clinations.
Often they begin throwing those heavy
catchers' gloves TO one another across the
cars II other passengers are hit In this
form OF rapid transit sport they are sup
posed to take II az a practical Joke II
they don't like it the toughs rely upon their
numbers to make 'em like IL. If necessary.
Conductors and guards. too, often find It
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18

OI- got me TO sleep last night all
Nv right" said Mr. Finnegan. as
4 the nurse took her seat, but !
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-06-18
Story of the Bachelor and the
impairment Stork.

Mr.. Finnegan. having frazzied MS "s'
in the pursuit and capture OF many 40. a.
was troubled with insomnia. lie DION "'
time % rest. and he wouldn't IdNs '"'
"dope. q" 50 the doctor engaged story-teIli"s
nurse. a modern Scheherazade. 10 talk MN
10 sleep. Finnezan was instructed ~
into his bed at 10 o'clock every night anu
then 10 ring the bell for the nurse. Wheh
she came and -eated herself by his BEDSIDE
he was 10 fix his eyes on her chin TOT 'he
hypnotic effect. forget everything else OH
earth and listen TO her stories.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21
RUFFLES IN FASHION AGAIN
How They Are Applied to Some OF the
Newest and Prettiest OF
Gowns.

Ruffes have come into fashion
again Slender women and young
girls will welcome these dainty trim
mings for their dresses.
Some OF the newest frocks from
Paris have narrow rufhe around the
bottom Of the skirt and show the same
mode of adorning plain bodices
pretty model for debutante, es.
pecially If she be a slender slip Of a
girl. is frock OF figured net made
up over slip OF satin in a delicate
shade Make the bodice perfectly
plain. except for deep V Of finely
tucked mousseline
On straight foundation Of net put
three lace-edged rufhes three inches
wide, letting them overlap very slight
ly and arrange them so as to form a
point at the ends Place this over the
shoulders of the bodice from the waist
line in the back to the waist line in
the front. outlining the yoke. Make a
plain, close-fitting sleeve, with a mar
row lace edge to correspond with the
ruffie edge. and finish the low-cut
neck in the same way.
Make the skirt slightly full around
the waist and shirr It in at the knees,
where the same width ruffes that are
on the bodice are repeated. Turn up
a three-inch hem and have the skirt
ankle length
Narrow ruffles are being applied to
the new gowns in many different ways
The surplice effect is obtained some.
times with broad piece of embroid.
cry laid on over the shoulders and
edged with narrow ruffe OF lace or
h9mstitched batiste or handkerchief
linen.
Ruffles Of embroidery or lace edge
sailor collars, cuffs and the broad
brims of lingerie hatH.
Graceful ruffles are again appearing
on the hem OF skirts. Although this
fashion seems like revival of the old
one. 1t Is somewhat changed by hav.
ing these founces made of the softest
possible material and put on rather
scant; but even so they give soft
finishing touch that is impossible to
obtain In any other way.
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be made in few moments, with very
little trouble, and will be found espe.
cially useful to art students and 9th
ers.
It consists of a thin piece OF wood
three or four inches In length. cut
square at one end and the other end
is shaped to form kind of handle.
In this handle a circular hole is cut by
which the sharpener may DO hung up
on a nail IL desired
On the square part piece of fine
sand paper is glued, and by rubbing
the lead of the pencil on this paper,
the most perfect point may be OBJ
tanned
The sharpener from which our
sketch was made was OF bass wood
of a quarter of an inch In thickness
and four or five inches in length and
two inches in width.
The sand paper will last a very long
time. and when It has become a little
worn, it will serve its purpose even
better than when quite new, and It
can, Of course. be easily replaced
when 1t becomes too worn.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21
Obtrusive
Sarah

My goodness!" said everybody
when Sarah Seaney made her appear.
ance at the summer resort hotel
People had said My goodnessl" at
Sarah Seaney so many times in her
eighteen years of existence that she
had grown used to the remark The
only real bright spot in the situation
was that her parents had not nan. ed
her Lily or nicknamed her Tiny in her
helpless infancy
Sarah was large of bone and nearly
six feet tall It was her amazing
length and broadness and massiveness
which startled people into alarmed
comment. In spite of her prominent
cheekbones and expansive mouth.
there was an attractiveness about
Sarah's face. II may have been its
healthy freshness and the brightness
of her eyes, which held a perpetual
laugh at the world in general It took
the older people to appreciate this, for
those of her own age looked at Sarah
and, because she was so different from
the stock pattern. declared she was
Impossible.
At the dances the college boys cir.
cled widely around Sarah and picked
out the girls whose heads came only
to their shoulders. Youthful mas.
culinity is strong on the clinging vine
idea. Sarah, in her yards and yards
Of expensive lingerie gown, sat out
the waltzes and two-steps beside her
mother, beaming pleasantly and ap.
parently enjoying herself hugely. The
girls took this as a direct affront. They
said Sarah was so masculine"
Further, she had an irritating habit
of going on long walks by herself and
returning with armfuls Of wild field
flowers and a cheerful countenance.
Her practical ostracism seemed not to
make the remotest impression upon
her
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21
SLIPPERS OF SOFT SATIN
Prettlest are Made Perfectly Plain
Heels are Lower and Toes
More Pointed.

Some of the most beautiful slippers
are of soft lustrious satin, made per
fectly plain, with a medium Cuban
heel and small rhinestone buckle in
front.
Many of them are finished with a
soft chou of chiffon or maline, held In
place with a round jeweled ornament,
and others have small satin bows in
front.
For the bride, white satin slippers
having tiny cluster of the signifi
cant orange blossom on the toe are
quite correct
The new note in milady's shoes and
slippers is that heels are to be trifle
lower than heretofore and toes more
pointed
Velvet and suede pumps have been
much worn during the summer and
will continue to be popular during the
fall. AS a rule, they are so soft and
comfortable women hate to give them
up, even when cold weather sets in.
The French heel has almost entirely
disappeared from shoes adapted to
street wear, although 1t is still seen on
evening slippers
Very beautiful are the mules" de-
signed for tie boudoir These soft,
comfy lounging slippers are made of
satin and brocades in the daintiest
shades. Some are embroidered and
others are trimmed with little bows of
lace.
Buckles are seen on all the newest
slippers. Large, small and medium, 1t
matters not what size is chosen-just
so it is buckle They are of metal,
often jeweled elaborately. others leath-
er covered, or having metal frames in
laid with satin, suede or velvet.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21

Some people Lave such dry hair that
they are obliged to use pomades to
prevent II from breaking off.
The use of liquid vaseline is highly
recommended.
Inferior pomatums cause or hasten
the loss of hair. Therefore, unless you
can procure the very best from a we'll
known druggist, prepare them your
self.
The grease and the oils which are
used, to be preserved from growing
rancid, must go through a suitable pro,
cess. Put in a brain-marle 200 grams
of fat or marrow, with six grams OF
powdered benzoin and six grams of
pulverized balm OF tolu. Stir constant.
ly with wooden spatula. After two
hours of hard boiling. strain through a
bit of linen. Benzoic acid possesses
the quality of preventing the fat to
which 1t has been added from becom-
ing rancid.
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to contain, as brushes of this kind
vary In shape and size, and the case
should fit them closely.
Two oval pieces of cardboard should
be cut out just trife larger in size
than the back of the brush, and
smoothly covered with the material
that has been selected, The brushes
can then be placed together and in
this way the width of the case deter.
mined. This portion of the case should
be lined, and have an interlining of
thin cardboard to stiffen IT, The flap.
which lifts up for the insertion of the
brushes. is bound at the edge with mar
row ribbon, and fastens with a button
and buttonhole. The edges of the case
are finished off with silk cord, and
initials or some pretty little floral de.
sign may be worked on either side.
For ordinary use upon the dressing
table or for travelling purposes, case
OF this kind Is always handy and helps
to keep the brushes clean and free
from dust.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21
Cravat Holders.

An acceptable gift for the man who
travels is one of the new cravat hold
ers made of soft. flexible leather or
suede and lined with silk
These are fashioned so the cravats
will lie fiat, being folded only once in
the center, and there can be no danger
of crumpled ties.
Two little pockets are stitched on
the inside OF the holder which have
flaps held in place with glove fasten-
ers. These are to hold the studs, collar
buttons, scarfpins and cufflinks.
The ties are simply placed 10 the
holder smoothly It is then folded over
and laid in the suit case, trunk or bag.
1t takes up little room and is very con-
venient.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21

In future the Empress Eugene will
spend most of her time in England.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21
TO SHARPEN TIE PENCILS
Capital Little contrIvance That VIII
at All Times Save Much Time
and Worry.

Anyone who is in the habit of using
pencils frequently, knows how difficult
1t is to obtain a nice, fine point to the
lead with a pen knife, to say nothing
OF the dirty state It generally leaves
ones fingers in. The lead also often
breaks In the process, considerably
shortening the length Of the life of the
pencil
We give, therefore, a sketch of a
capital little contrivance on which the
lead of pencil may be sharpened to
the finest possible point with the
least possible risk of breaking It and
without soiling ones hands. 1t can
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1911-09-21
SALE BY-
LUkEMIRE s. MILLER
NEW MARKET.
FOR SALE BY.
September Is, 1911.


Miss Anna McClintock spent Sum-.
day with relatives in Hillsboro.
Martha Barrere entertained Nelson
Barrere, wife and son, Weber, of Mt.
Zion, Louva Van Wrinkle, Ophelia.
Bell, James and Charlie Barrere and
Joe Miller and family, of Hlllsboro,
Sunday.
Alice Vance, of Hillsboro, is here for
a few days looking after her fruit.
Lewis Rosselot and wife were re-
cent guests of Walter Purdy and wife,
near Hillsboro.
Geo, Eyler and wife met with very
serious accident, while on their way
to the Hillsboro Fair Wednesday
afternoon. Their horse became fright
ened at a string of horses, upsetting
the buggy, Mrs. Eyler suffered two
broken ribs and Mr. Eyler several cuts
and bruises. They are both getting
along very nicely,
Joe Bell and family, of Hillsboro.
called on p. S. Bell and family, Sun.
day.
Herbert Shelton and family, Of
Harrisburg, spent Sunday with Isaac
Stanforth and daughter.
Charlie Garen and wife visited VIM.
Oaplinger and family, Sunday.
Rev. Griffith, of Greenyille. will
preach at the Baptist Church here
next Sunday mornining and evening.