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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
UNCLE Walt POET PHILOSOPHERS

lie often grew tired Of his toIng and wished that be with
the dead tired Of the grinding mone
tobacco and bread; tired OF his fare. bread
TIE RETIRED ond-t heesy, and wished joVuey
WORKER through, and onaed Easy, wi
nothing whatever 20 d.. 1t chanccd o
hat his uncle bqueathed him package
Glteng jnnIH release me from
DO but play checkers life win be
and sweat the weckcrs that drive
went The Avenue Easy and loafd
oaied I'LL ne fat and wheezy
mold and often he said to his neshbo when faded
le The hardest OF all mortal labor is having thing dot!
-. ;,,eDs A. /h,a .An.<c,,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
November Circulation.

The above is a correct statement
Of the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month OF November, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this sixth day OF December, 1911
LEO J. KLEB.
fsoaD Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

A Paris (Ill.) woman, who OBJ
tanned divorce from her husband
at the last term Of court, has now
learned that he died months before
at Springfield Mo Well, she won't
have to live with him in the other
world.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

uader-sleeyes being of the same. The
collar and deep turn-up cuffs are of
embroidered muslin.
Materials required, Az yards Al
inches wide, q yard ninon 40 inches
wide.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

made
Company Coming.
(Lippincett's.)

A story of extraordinary DEAFNESS
was recently uhfolded at meeting
Of a medical society in Philadelphia
An elderly lady, exceedingly hard
Of hearing, lived near the liver,
One afternoon a warshfp fired a sa-
lutte Of ten guns,
The woman alone in her little
house, waited until the booming
ceased. Then she smoothed her
dress, brushed back her hair, and
said, sweetly!
Come in"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

tfrcle sam has definitely decided
'Sat the Battleship Maine was
blown NJ frem the outside and now
.itis up to SPAIN to find out WAC did
the blowing up and slap him on
the wrist.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Certain Individuals who devote
most Of their spaSe time asking
foolish questions. want y know
whether Champ Clark would like 10
annex the White House along with
Canada.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

That ConneNicut man, arrested
for dopinG HIS hers with morphine
TO make them set on eggs he wanted
TO hatch, doubtless blame5 his pres
ent trouble on the incubator trust
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

The navy departm mt, it is an
nounced, has decided TO use Gil as
tuel in the two dreadnaughts now
in course of construction. Wonder
if the ell TRUST had anything to do
with the change.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

The Congressional record Is dis
tributed free Of cost After read
ing through one of the issues we
find no reason why it should not
be distributed under any c{rcum-
stances.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

after reading re ent develop.
wents-in the Mcnamara case Rud-
ward Kiplinc doubtless VIII make a
few corrections on his poem-"The
Female of the Species"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Although Rockefeller has severed
ITS connection with the STANDARD
oil Company it will be noted that a
John D, still heads the ;rusL--John
II. Archbold
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
His Excitement.

She--And don't you so In for sport
of any kind?
He-Oh, yaas, don't yer know. I'm
--haw--p assionately fond Of domi-
noes. ---Everybody's Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
Making Most Of Good Chance.

hohiifS "S~t W g -S@L Stft''@@s
AT the banquet last night Sniggsley
talked for an hour and three-quarters."
Heavens! How did he ever find
enough to say to keep him going that
long?'
He didn't say much, as q matter Of
fact, but his wife wasn't there, so |
suppose he thought ne would be vast
ing an opportunity If he failed to talk
until he was physically exhausted"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Convicted on the charge of steal
ing two shunks. an Indiana man
was fiend one cent The court sus-
banded the costs ana the defendant
was released when he paid the fine
The court probably felt that the de-
fendana Suffered sufficiently for the
crime while making away with the
booty.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Persia IS receiving transferable
Advertising through It's row with
Russia we had about forgotten it
vas still on the map
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number Of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year 1910. ...
Average number of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the month Of November,
1911 .....
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Despite the fact that no woman
have testified at the Lorimer hear
ing the records show that 100000
words Fave been used
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
KD INVENTORS AeoTHEeMs.

- q b
WesEfAerieans have he quick
est,BrainG The world owes its
: spyHctical advance to us.
i, Germany will never again face
u What It cost her to march IN to
but not through the Arc &c Tri-
pmphe in Paiis.
The education Of the last ten
years has caused individual com
mon sense TO revolt against war
1t is net the tobacco; It's the
paper wrapping OF the cigarette
that makes ita curse. The Lat
ms. are the greatest cigarette
smokers. and they are the most
degenerate Of Enronegn nations.
We are. too fond of having our
bfead snow white The French
bread seems much more nuai,
tous.
The day is not far OF when Gy-
ing machines will transport pas
sengers regularly from city to
city. 1t will become the general
means of travel in a generation
or two.
Tie future farmer will push q
button and work levers. All tAe
present manual work will be PER-
formed by machinery controlled
BY electricity.
Liberty is an abused term.
There is no freedom where
there Is no chance to live and
work.
Talking is one Of the greatest
evils Of life. for you can talk
yourself into any kind of q state
Of grievance.
All scientists In getting nearer
and nearer to the great first
cause feel that about and
through and In everything there
Is the play of an eternal mind
Thomas A. Edison.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Newst that there are more wo-
men than men in 1his country
should tend to keep down the di-
gcrce evil
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

when the attention of The Bni
ietin is called to any misstatemenl
Of fact or to any error concerlln2
airy man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

The price of butter is still going
However, there Is one way Of COM
batting the evil use butterine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

TriXie Frlganza says Gertrude
Patterson would debauch the stage.
'Rah for Trixie-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Even now it Is not too late to buy
them early and buy them in Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
Awful Moment.

"That man-eating lion glared at you
just before you shot him%
"Intently," replied the scientist
"He appeared as II he We're looking
me over for q pure food label"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Watch it grow! What? The
Christmas Fund.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
Good Sense.

There's fine sense and coarse sense,
Each good In It's way;
But the man who has horse sense
Knows when to say neigh.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

If you fail to receive your
paper by 7 a. M, on week
days and 5 a. M, On Sundays,
telephone to The Bulletin Of
fee, No. e6, either phone and
one will be sent to you by
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
SAVING Money.

He heard his daughter would elope--
Although the plot was deep,
lie didn't mind, but lived IN hope.
That sort of weddings cheap.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

do you still bet on the races as
you used to dor
: mo; / am now better man"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
me & 6 HzEN
21,51z-.ss::.,7AD ENET

Ns ia NOWLEDGE OF food is the
I&--xA Foundation of housekeeping.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12

Good food means good health.
Variety in food appetite Induces appe'
lite and good digestion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-12
HouseWarmina.

Moved into your coy fiat, eh?"
yes"
Going to have housewarming?"
That's what I'm Just going to ask
the landlord to speak to the ianitor
about"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
PRESENTATION RACE
GO To LONDON And RETURN
BY AIRSHIP ROUTE KILLS
TWO The FIRST DAY.
One Man Motor Exploded and Another
Machine Hits Tree-Many Others
Meet With Accidents 100000 in
Prizes-Millions of People Gather
Along Route to Witness Flights.

Paris.-Fifty aeroplanists took wing
Sunday from the aviation field at Vim
eennes on the first stage of the Euro
pean circuit race, which calls for a fight
to London and return, with stops at
various places going and returning.
Almost Immediately after the start
two of the aviators met tragic death.
and at least one was gravely hurt.
Captain Princetau s motor exploded
in mid-air, flooding him with gasoline,
and burning him to death.
M. LIE Martin was dashed against a
tree, the motor of his aeroplane crush
ing his head.
M. Gaubert, former lieutenant in the
army, entered in the civilian race I'M
der the name of "Dalger,'' was found
lying senseless near his machine in a
wheatfeld, four miles from Villars- Co
terets. His injuries are serious.
M. Bille's aeroplane struck the earth
within mile of the start. Billie was
injured, but not seriously.
Three other aviators fell-M. Jordan,
near Charleville; Oscar Morrison, close
to Gagni, and M. Norm, at Chevron,
within % miles of Liege, which is the
end of the first stage of the race. None
of these men was badly hurt. Of the
SO aviators who started, 3s were civ
ilians and 10 officers assigned for mil
itary duty. Hung up for the COMPETE
tors are prizes amounting to $4,000.
Dawn at Vincennes saw a crowd of
100000 to 100000 persons massed
around the military exercise field to
witness the start. Six thousand SOL
diers and 1000 police, most of them
mounted, were on hand to keep the field
clear.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
CORONATION WEEK
THURSDAYS CELEBRATION To
BE GRANDEST in HISTORY
OF ALL ENGLAND.
London Ablaze With Vivid Colors-Re-
hearsals Prepare Everyone for occa-
sion-2,5OO,oOO People to See Royal
Procession, 100000 Americans-c Costs
England Sl,O75,OOO to Crown King.

London.-On the eve of coronation
week London is ablaze with vivid color.
A few days ago the aspect of the
streets suggested a city in splints, so
vast was the area of bare timber. All
this has been transformed with paint
and hanging fabrics. The metropolis
now appears in extreme gala attire.
From early morning until late at night
the streets are thronged with cosmo-
politan crowds.
Musical rehearsals are proceeding
with full choir and orchestra for the
great ceremony in Westminster abbey.
No fewer than $50 voices compose the
choir, drawn from every cathedral in
England.
The interior transformation of the
abbey is completed, and with the final
rehearsal Monday, at which their maj
estes were present, everything is in
readiness for Thursdays celebration.
Figures ON Coronation.
Official cost of coronation, 81 ,075, 900.
Number Of people who will see the
royal procession, 100000.
Number of seats in stands provided,
$4,000.
Number of Americans in London for
coronation, 100000.
Number of soldiers in line of march,
10000.
Number of guests at Westminster
abbey, 1000.
Number to be at Westminster, 10000
in all.
Representatives of foreign states, $50.
Later Report,
The appearance of the British capital
Sunday was anything but Sabbath-like.
Enormous crowds pushed through the
streets, focking toward the center of
the city to see the decorations of the
buildings and streets and catch a
glimpse of the afternoon visitors
Apparently almost the whole of Lon
don s 100000 turned out. Several
hundred thousands jostled one another
for hours about st. James park and
Westminster abbey, Trafalgar square
Whitehall, Pail Mall, the Strand and
Piccadilly were almost impossible fol-
motor cars and cabs, and from time to
time traffic was entirely stopped. East
Enders and working classes formed the
chief elements. Everybody was in
holiday spirits, the men and girls sing
ing and chatting.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
CALIFORNIA; EXPOSITION.
Ground Breaking to Occur July 1922,
With Grand Celebration.


San Diego.-In no other city in the
United States will there be held a
pageant and celebration equal to that
to be held in San Diego July 1922, on
the occasion of ground breaking for
the Panama. California exposition.
1t is the design of the exposition and
Of San Diego to make this celebration
the forerunner of the exposition itself.
San Diego has been preparing for this
event for over six months. The pageants
will be four in number, and each will
represent an incident in the historical
epoch following the discovery of Cali
fornia and the conquest of the country
by the United States.
The pageant to illustrate the work of
the padres, who founded the chain of
missions in California, will be the most
elaborate. The floats alone will cost
over $4,000.
In addition will be the civic parade.
an industrial parade and a beautiful
floral parade, the latter managed by
the women of San Diego. DAYS and
nights of carnival will prevail. Street
fairs, "The Isthmus,' OF midway, ."
aviation meeting, auto meeting and ath-
letic meetings, regattas and water car
nival will be some of the attractions
offered to amuse and instruct visitors.
Special rates have been made by all
transportation companies for the occa-
sion, and San Diego is prepared to
house and care for 10000 visitors dur
ing the carnival week.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
SPORTING NOTES.

Athena wins the championship in the
Blue Mountain league.
Bill Hayward, the veteran trainer of
the University of Oregon, has signed a
contract to- take charge of athletics at
the University of Utah.
Batavia, N. Y.-Robert Fitzsimmons,
former champion of the prize ring, was
injured in an auto accident here, sus-
tanning severe bruises and cuts.
Arthur Blomquist of the sophomore
class of Whitman college has been
elected captain of the track team for
next year by the members of the team.
The race for the leadership in the
Northwestern league is assuming the
look of a triangular fight between Spo-
kane, Tacoma and Vancouver, these
days.
Winnipeg.-Sam Langford of Boston
had all the better of a 10-round bout
with Tony Caponi of Chicago. Under
the laws of Canada no decision is per-
mitted.
Philadelphia.-Cy Falkenberg is no
longer the tallest pitcher in the Ameri-
can league. Leonard, Connie Mack IS
new pitcher from st. Mary's college,
California, stands six feet four inches,
tying with Falky.
With Gus Thompson twirling great
ball and his teammates playing an err
rorless game, the fast Kalispell team
took the measure of the star University
of Keio (Japan) tossers at Kalispell by
the score of 6 to 1.
Philadelphia.-Mi Hazel Hotchkiss
of Berkeley, Cal, defeated Miss Flor
ence Sutton of Pasadena, Cal, in the
challenge round for the women s ma
tional tennis championship Saturday
and thereby retains the title.
The Colfax ball team won the Elber-
ton picnic 1925 cash prize at Elberton
Friday, defeating the Pennington team,
10. Wednesday Colfax defeated Wi
mona, III, while Pennington won from
Tekoa on Thursday in an thinning
bout, 9-s. The winners hooked up Fri
day in the deciding struggle.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
WHEAT CROP BULLETIN.
Reports From Inland Empire Show a
Large Acreage and Crop Out
look Larger.

Reports from grain-growing districts
in the Inland Empire indicate a wheat
crop larger than ever before. The acre
age is larger, and no section has reason
to complain. Wheat generally is in
splendid condition, and will average 25
bushels an acre.
Whitman county looks forward to a
banner year. Pullman alone expects to
ship a million bushels.
The great Rattlesnake district in
Benton and Franklin counties sees
100000 bushels of wheat for its share.
Almira, Lincoln county, will market
$4,000 bushels; Odessa will ship a
million bushels.
Asotin county looks for export down
Snake river of 100000 bushels.
Cornell confidently counts upon mar
keting $4,000 bushels, the largest crop
since 1907.
Ritzville adams county, experts pre-
diet that records win be equaled if not
exceeded at harvest time.
Coulee City will market $780, 900 bush
els.
Fruit seems to be in prime condition
everywhere.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
SURROUND IDAHO OUTLAWS.
Fugitives Who Killed Conductor and
Wounded Deputy Are Run Down.

Conductor William Kidd died in the
hospital at Pocatello, Idaho, Saturday,
of a wound inflicted by one of the two
outlaws in effecting an escape from the
custody of Deputy Sheriff Samuel Mel
ton of Spencer, Idaho. Deputy Melton,
who was also wounded, while in a seri-
Gus condition, it is believed will re-
cover.
Word from Spencer is to the effect
that posses from Spencer, Dubois, Lima
and Monida have the outlaws sur
rounded in Tooley's swamp.
A third victim has been added to the
list of those shot down by the two des-
perados who fled into the hills near the
Montana-Idaho line after wounding
Conductor William Kidd of the Oregon
Short line, and Deputy Sheriff Sam Mel
ton. He is Edgar Magill, "a rancher
near Hamer, Idaho. He was shot and
robbed while crossing the field on horse
back.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
LANDS OF N. P. ARE
TO BE SURVEYED
United States Official Is Preparing to
Put Five Parties in the Field
of Washington.

Olympia, Wash.-Gradually things
are moving so the Northern Pacific will
be forced to pay taxes on its lands now
unsurveyed in this state. Until sur
veyed and patented the lands are free
from tax. The last congress ordered
the Northern Pacific to advance money
for the surveys on penalty of losing the
grant, and the railroad, after some pro
test, paid the money.
United States Surveyor General E. p.
Kingsbury is preparing to put five sur
veying parties in the field within a
week or 10 days, to subdivide some As
townships included in the Wenatchee,
Snoqualmie and Rainier national for
ests, the land to be surveyed being a
portion Of the railroad grant in which
the section lines were never run. The
parties, while going on from this city,
will not be made up here, but the vari-
GUS engineers in charge will pick their
own crews. The only local man who
will go out in charge of a party is
Herbert M. Raymond of Lacey.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
DIAZ Is SADDENED.
Former President Of Mexico Defends
His Course of Action in Republic.

Corunna, Spain.-Physicially enfee-
bled and sick at heart, General Porfirio
Diaz, an exile from the republic of
which he was chief builder, at last has
yielded to an impulse to self-defense.
In a formal statement he justified his
administration as president of Mexico,
and represented his countrymen for what
he described as their ingratitude.
The expression, the first of a personal
nature since he was forced from office,
was made on board the steamer Ypi-
ranga during the brief stop of the YES
sci in this harbor. Diaz had received
the governor of Corunna and the com
mandant of the port, who, with their
stats, bad boarded the vessel at the
direction Of the government to present
the greetings of Spain and the Mexi-
can consul.
When he was approached by newspa-
per representatives at first he asked to
be excused, pleading indisposition and
explaining that, though the trouble
some tooth had been extracted, he still
suffered from an abscess on the lower
Jaw
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-06-24
Royal Banquet
In Royal Palace

London.-The most regal ban
quet palace of king or emperor
ever witnessed, and a gorgeous
Shakespearean ball under the aus
pieces of noted society leaders,
stand forth as features of the cor
onation week. The banquet in
buckingham palace tonight was
scene of imperial grandeur, so
far as the assemblage of royal and
eminent persons and the setting of
costly magnifcence and beautiful
decorations could make it.
The king and the queen enter
tanned the visiting and English
royalties, all the special delega-
lions, the foreign ambassadors and
ministers, the officers of state and
the household, the members of the
cabinet and former cabinet mem
bers, the heads of the church and
Judiciary, and of the army and
the navy.
The two largest apartments in
the palace, the ballroom and the
picture gallery, which adjoins,
were utilized as a banqueting hall.
On the Buckingham palace ia
bles at the banquet was displayed
the royal gold plate, used only on
historic occasions, the cost of
which is estimated at SIS, 100000,
and its weight eight tons. This
plate for the most part was obtain
ed in the reigns of the four Georges
and the principal piece is a mas
sive peacock captured in one of the
Indian wars, whose tail is studded
with diamonds. Cut glass worth
fortune, ivory decanters hun
dreds of years old and old wines
dating back more than century
were on the board.
The gallery holds more than 500
pictures. The decorations in both
rooms are largely gilt, and the
background was embellished with
banks of palms and giant lilies,
while orchids, roses and ferns were
stacked on the tables. Yeomen
of the guard were ranged about
the walls and the diners wore their
richest uniforms, decorations,
gowns and Jewels.