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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Miss Josephine Bagley is welcomed
home by her many friends here after
an extended stay in Atlanta. She re-
turned yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Miss Emma Broadfeld is guest .
friends in Montezuma for a week, !;
at home again.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mr.. Willard Flynn will spend today
with friends in Americas. coming up
from Savannah this morning.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

N. L. Davis and G. S. Turner We're
among the many Atlantans spending
yesterday here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Ladies' ready to wear-preSent sea-
son styles arriving daily at WarIick
Bros. Co., Lamar street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mr.. Frank Sheffield is at home again
after a stay of ten days in Atlanta,
Mrs. Sheffield will remain some time
longer with her sister, Mrs. Henry
Collier.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mr.. and Mrs c. w. Collins will =
to South Georgia this afternoon for {
visit of several days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Ii it's right we have it-cOme and
see. WarliCk Bros. Co., Lamar street
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Miss Lucille Morgan, a charming and
popular young lady of Vienna, will ar
rive Monday upon a visit to Mrs. A.
c. Crockett.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mrs. Crawford Wheatley is recover
ing from recent serious illness with
diphtheria, to the qualification of her
wide circle of friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Judge Booty and Mrs. Booty, of Fort
Worth, Texas, spent yesterday in
Americas, going to Buena Vista to
visit relatives.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mrs. George Duncan and petite Miss
Martha Duncan came yesterday from
Buena Vista for a visit of several
weeks to her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
A. j. Hamil.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Macon Dudley and Mrs.
Will Dudley, who have been spending
several weeks in Tennessee, returned
home yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Miss Annie Rec Gamble, of For
syth, was the fair guest yesterday Ct
her cousin, Mrs. Alice Morgan, while
spending the day here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

The new silks are in and we in.
Vite your inspection of fall 1911 STYLES.
Warlick Bros. Co., Lamar street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03
ALLISON
CO..
Lamar Street,
AMERICUS, GA.
PURELY Personal.

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Miss Alice Foster, Of Buena Vista,
was the fair guest Of Americas friends
yesterday, while en- route to Tennille
to spend some time.
Miss Emma BrOadfieId is guest Of
! friends in Montezuma for a week, IS
at home again.
Mrs. George Duncan and petite Miss
Martha Duncan came yesterday from
Buena Vista for a visit of several
weeks to her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. j. Hamil.
Miss Josephine Bagley is welcomed
home by her many friends here after
an extended stay in Atlanta. She re-
/ luIu6u ySSItI udy.
Mr.. Charles Hammond of Atlanta,
is the guest today of Col E. Y. An
drews, and is welcomed to Americas
by many good friends.
Col. J. E. Sheppard is spending to-
day with Mrs. Sheppard in Buena Wis
ta where she is visiting relatives.
They will return Tuesday to their
home in Americus.
Mr.. S. J. Kitchens, a prosperous Lee
county citizen, was in Americas yes
terday shaking hands with his many
friends here.
Misses Sarah Ammen, Ella Breeder
and Elizabeth Lemieux sailed yestar-
day from Savannah for New York,
whence they will visit Boston and
many points in Maine before returning
L.
Mr.. Norman S. Miller, en- route
from Tallahassee to Atlanta, spent
the afternoon yesterday in Americas,
his former home.
Mrs. S. J. Shehan, Misses Grace
and Lille Shehan have returned here
from an extended trip to Richmond
and Washington.
Notice to Music Students.
Miss Elizabeth c. Cobb will open her
Music School on Sept. II. Pupils de-
string lessons will please apply before
that date. 3-1w
Vs 5STS
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-03

Mr. Clarence O. Niles has returned
from his vacation in North Georgia.
Mrs. Niles. who accompanied him, IS
the guest of Mrs. King, in Atlanta,
for two weeks longer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Roa'a Shcrt S.arias

There are in the best of Poe's brief
tales constructive skill. a command
of design and gift of decoration rare
in any literature and almost unknown
i'll English. which is ever unduly negli
gent of form. And no one need Won
der that ,'oe's short stories wandered
swiftly out Of our languages into
French and Italian and Spanish, into
German ard Scandinavian and Bohe-
milan. into strange tongues where no
other American author. except Feni-
more Cooper, had ever before pene-
trated. His weird psychologist studies
have Influenced later writer's as unlike
as Maupassant and Richepin. Fitz
james, O'Brien. Robert Louis Steven
son and Rudyard Kipling. His tales Of
mystery solved at last by observa-
ton and deduction have been initiated
by Dumas and Sardou, by Gaboriau
and Boisgobey. by Wilkie Collins and
Conan Doyle And Sherlock Holmes.
the only fictitious character to win in
ternational recognition in the final
years of the nineteenth century, is the
reincarnation of a figure first projected
by Poe.-Brander Matthews in Cen
tury
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Thrifty Harry Lauder.

There are many stories told OF the
wonderful thrift of Harry Lauder. the
Scotch comedian. Once when Lauder
was in New York he was in wine
buying party at the Aston Everybody
but the Scot bought wine When i,
came his turn TO buy he sighed.
We'll. boys" he said, Its my turn
TO treat. Come along with me- Eve
got fine bottle of Old Scotch up in ~
room. brought it over with me-"
On another occasion he was with 1,
drinking party and instead of liquor b.
took cigars. for which those who treas
ed him paid 80 cents apiece Harr-
put all but one In his pocket. He spepi
two hours smoking that one. After I'll.
drinking was over the little comedian
went to the cigar counter and said &c
the man in charge. II say, man. WIND
We mind givin' c;e ten cent cigars for
these fatty cent oneS?" The exchange
was made. and Harry went to bis room
with five Times us many cigars as ht
had at roe start.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
No. 49,.
Geors- III. and the Wicmak 5

When George Ill ascpis,.ru t.
throne of England his wealthy sui
jects were beginning 10 leave off wigs
and to apt,H;lr in their own hair, ''if
they had any" As tie sovereign wa
himself one Ct the offenders. The upr.
IKE makers. who feared a serious loss
of trade. prepared petition in which
they prayed his majesty to be era
ciously pleased 10 shave his head fol-
the good of distressed workmen and
wear a wig. us his fat her had done be-
fore him.
When the petitioners walked to IL
royal palace. however. it was noticed
that they wore no wigs themselves
As this seemed unfair to the onlook
ers they seized several of the Ieadin:
processionists and cut their hair witt
any Implement that came most readily
to hand.
From this incident arose Il host OF
curious caricatures. The wooden leg
makers We're said TO have especial
claims on the kings consideration. in
asmuch as the conclusion of peace had
deprived them of Il profitable source
of employment: hence the suggestion
that his majesty ssbould not only wear
wooden leg himself. but enjoin the
people to follow his laudable example
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Anxious TrsveIino.

A traveller iii Russia notitnd that the
train he entered was all decorated
with flags and banners. and at ever.
station it passed stood a company o.
soldiers and n band paying the ma ton
al anthem rhe Traveller asked
brakeman the Reason OF all this ctrc
mony. The brakeman. lowering hi
voice. replied:
Il don't nnld telling you. sir-but il
the stricteSt cnufiience. l't' ii uHGtr
stood that IL Calrtit9e III This trail hil
been engaged for his majesty. But HI
majesty. us ii matter of fact. Won
set off till this evening. Thus the pho,
hatched against him may take effect
on this train. you see. and our gracious
sovereign will be saved.
The brakeman touched his cap and
passed on. and the traveller. suddenly
grown pale and nervous, stared from
the window anxioi,sly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
MAKING a Cake With the Bible.

The following unique recipe for
Scripture cake is copied from an old
English cookbook. For the ingredi-
cnts and directions for making the
cake you must refer to the Bible, in
the chapters and verses given here
with. 1t may be added that by care
fully following the directions you will
be able to make a most delicious cake
the very best thing for Sunday aft
ernoon tea:
-Four and a half cups of | Kings ~.
%; half pound Judges v. %; two cups
Jeremiah vi. 20; two cups Nahum ill.,
u; two cups | Samuel XXX. II; two
cups Numbers xvii. s; two teaspoon
fuls l Samuel xiv, %; 10 taste, II
Chronicles tx. 8; six jeremiah xvii. IL:
one and half cups Judges iv, 10;
two teaspoonfuls Amos iv. 8: one pinch
Leviticus ii. 10: directions. Proverbs
xiii. II: bake one and half to two
hours. Baking powder may be used
instead of yeast or leaven. as it IS
termed in the Bible.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12

IF the lair of leopard Is known"
says writer in the Wide World Mag
azine. ''stones will generally dislodge
the lurker. | recall one occasion when
u leopard was supposed to be located
In u cave near camp. The gum. were
placed around in positions command
ing the exit, and few stones were
then thrown in. There wss no result
at first. but as more and larger stones
crashed in there came a faint hum
ming and then roar like the sea I'm.
der the cliffs. In moment the air
above the caves entrance grew dark
-with-bees. AS one man sportsmen
and gun bearers fled for the camp. A
few were slightly stung before they
could reach their tents and pull the
flaps over the entrances. which the
bees for some time besieged Incredi-
bic though it may sound. it is the truth
that. although the camp was full of ma
tive servants. horses. etc, none of
those who had remained behind and
were not concerned in the attack on
the bees cave were stung. 1t was
considerable time before the bees beat
retreat. but during all the time that
thee stayed in the camp it was the
tents of their aggressors exclusively
round which they angrily buZzed."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
The Handkerchief Came From Italy

A writer in French review points
out that the handkerchief does no
come to us from China. as has bep'
generally believed. but from Italy. Il
is only 800 years ago that the hand
kerchief of Venetian lady was con
sidered Il great 'uriosity. The hand
kerchief crossed the Alps and WAS re
ceived with great favor at the court %
France. HandEcrchiefS We're then
made of cambric or lawn and bordere,i
with Venetian or Alencon lace. Under
Henry III. of France the Sachet was
introduced. The handkerchief was
taken into Germany little later and
was known as the ''fazelletin." after
its Italian name. Only persons of
quality used it. and an edict in 1885,
was published at Dresden interdicting
the use of the handkerchief among the
trading classes.-London Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Police Methods In Berlin.

Berlin is the most strictly governed
"ity in the world. and Il stranger will
ne continually violating the ordinances
and regulations without being con
Scious Of his offense:; But he penal
ties are not severe, and the policeman
who arrests you is prepared to inn
pose the fine on the spot instead of
calling Il patrol wagon and taking you
to the police station. You pay him
few marks. for which be gives you =
you must appear before the captain
In charge of that precinct and turn
in the receipt as check upon the po-
Hceman who has arrested you.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Careful of Hi; Gun.

In one Of the small mountain towns
Of Kentucky lived Dan. half wit.
with whom the boys often went hunt
ing On one of these trips Dan and the
young main With him were between
two hills when Il rabbit jumped up in
front Of them aud ran UP the hill to
Dams right. The other fellow, being
on Dams left, did not wish to take the
chance CT shooting at the rabbit for
fear of an accident. so he said: There
lie goes, Dan. Shoot him. shoot him."
But Dan simply stood still and watch
ed the rabbit disappear over the hill,
and his partner wanted to know why
he didn't shoot. After a moments 81
lenca he answered. talking through his
nose: Did you take me for a fool!
Do you think ! was going to strain my
gun shooting uphill?"-Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Won hii Stiaoar.

Terry is of that class of gentry
whose nimble wit is the only thing
which keeps them from starving in
this day Of T"acticalitics. Terry is a
great coffee d.inker. and many are the
eXpedients he viii undertake to get it
When he is without funds. The other
evening he walked into cafe and said
70 the proprietor:
Good evening, Mr.. NJ"
glow are you. Terry:" was the re
Snonse.
Pretty good. pretty good. barrin' y
Dad troat. It's Glcd an to sec yer.
self lookin' so smart and yer dom Sc
we'll in yer business, now, amt yer:
is glad | arr. too, about thst. by TIC
ray. Mr. v. would rcr he affhel
;';ist;,' me this even!n?''
Trust yau, 'Ccfry. wouldn't "
'e's:il' M o,yi Gather"
''Hhsre / ' Nal. Mr.. = # I'd Enc~
1 80 he" - ''-a'i =: Il re, h
80" IA: t'ust - ''es=....'!!''
l.. ,.ly Gor rs roI't aisd "a.
'.''a ,t..aS.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Postal Clerks PAY in Russia,

FOStdi CicFkS ray IN RUSSIA.
The remuneration II PASTA c.trks In
Russia includes eluoiumrntS which do
not appear in the form Of money. They
ore furnished quarters. heat and light
and in addition allowances; for uni
forms as well as medical attendance
and medicine for themselves and THAR
families In cities like Moscow IA larire
hospital is maintained for the conveo
fence Of postal clerks and carriers
Their children are admitted to the
schools free of charge. which in RusSis
is quite an item OF expense. especially
IN preparatory schools for colleges. TO
which the children of the Tilted and
the wealthy only are admitted. Tho
pay OF clerks and carriers ranges from
s12,N &c SIS per month. They may,
moreover receive gratuitieS from tuuSe
% Wnom they deliver mail
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
The Particulars.

"Yes." said the clerk as he dipped
his pen in the ink and prepared to I'LL
out the blank Your name, pieasep
Amelia Whippieton."
Nationality
American"
Married or unmarried"
"BOth-twice."-Ch Record-Her
Id.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Beyond the StYx.

II believe you We're called the ia
Their of your country" remarked the
shade of Bonaparte. Did you like
the title?"
IT did" answered the shade of
Washington, but tetwee,t you and
me I'd hate to be even stepfather to
some of the cities therein tuday."-Ex-
change.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
SPOILED the SoIemnity.

Joseph H. Choate when ambassador
to the court of St. James and Mark
Twain were together in st. George S
chapel, London. one hot day. both
seemingly sobered by the solemnity OF
the place.
"What an swful thing it is Twain
began in whisper.
Mr.. Choaie leaned closer to catch
some ponderously sad expression from
the humorist.
What an awful thing it is" Twain
repeated, Ito be shut up in a place
where one cannot smoke"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12

"NoS, then" said he professor Ut
logic. give us an idea of yOur knowl,
edge of the question in plain words"
''Why-er--I I'm afraid" stammere1
iv"-
''rerhaps. then. You may give us an
idea ~ yuur ignorance of it in any old
words Philadelphia Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Runq In an Actor.

performance
1T was good. They had performing
cats, baseball player. a champion pu-
gilist, a trained cockatoo, and, | give
you my word. they even had an actor
doing turn."-Louisville Courier
Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
He Expiains.

"Whr do they call Washington TIA.
city Of magnificent distances?"
Because answered the office sees
er. at is such a long way between
shat you go after and what JON gss.N
st. Paul Pioneer Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Countinn the Cost.

whats the cost CT marriage
cense:" asked i youth whasr f.:
lad lightly tune 80 t4.u ut, q e.
1ubial felicity.
We'll" answered lis friend, g
iines down and ycur entire sal@rJ g
wael: fer t'.c ross e your liee!'-L'
den Teic - l.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12

TLe -. / Il; i = !! Y...r in
tuficn in .;vedea. It briggs f1.'t!.;s
service an the fa"m.' ar -
S.lEan To I.elyu',l. The va.er T"l:!.'
the nacre~t and NEST ccnreni, az. -
so the biz boat gees ffgln fayga {" IT
along the shore pic king uif tht ar
goers. who later rgtu.m bi ti.e 81.
-oute.-Uiie Wcy.d Mag a@i..e
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
5hORl 'ROP OF COW PEAS

PRICES ARE GOING UP.
TIE enormous demand for Cow
Re last year carried the price very
n u, and as the crop is very short
the acreage is rapidly extending,
there are many indications which
point to much higher prices as the
sowing season approaches.
WRIP-POOR-WILLS COW PEAS.
The Whip-poor- wills are generally
preferred in the Central and Southern
States. They are bush form. early
maturing and especially desirable for
Peas.
NEW ERA COW PEAS.
New Eras are little earlier and
make more vine than the Whip-poor-
Wills
WONDERFULS, CLAYS AND
MIXED COW PEAS.
For Hay. the Wonderfuls or Mixed
Cow Peas are more productive, they
ST ould be planted with an occasional
grain of Corn, Sorghum Seed, Kaffir
Corn, etc.. which will prevent the vine
from getting damaged by coming in
contact with the ground.
BLACK COW PEAS.
Black Cow Peas are little later in
maturing than Clays, they make a
good growth of vine, are exceptionally
COED for ms dunn or poor land, and
VIII stand almost any amount of wet
weather without injury. We can also
supply Shlnney Peas, Red Rippers,
Blackeye Peas and Sofa Beans.
REMEMBER BoLGIANo'S Cow PEAS
ARE UNQUESTIONABLY THE BEST IF
YOUR LOCAL MERCHANT WILL NOT
SUPPLY YOU WITH BoLGIANO'S COW
PEAS WRITE Us DIRECT AND WE
WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN GET
THEM.
FRFE-Send us &c in stamps to pay
posta. re, and mention this paper, and
We viii send YOU free package OF
My Maryland" Tomato Seed, also
our 1911 Catalogue of Seeds and our
1911 Poultry Supply Catalogue.
J. BOLGIANO & SON.
Baltimore's Greatest Seed House,
Pratt, Light and Eilicott SITS
Baltimore, Md.
Jan. 27-l yr.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
REST AND HEALTH To MOTHER AND CHILD.
SUPPLEMENT 1911.
Real Estate
Bargains for Sale
j. N. Davis & Co.

500. A very valuable 8 room dwell
ling in Mt Jackson, Va, large rooms,
high ceiling, two stairways, large
front porch and double back porches.
bath, large pantry and excellent
cellar, we'll ventilated closets in every
room up stairs, all doors with tran
SONS, board and cement walks, 3
halls, bay window &c, 2 cisterns,
mountain water, gasolene plant, smoke
house, chicken house, large shop,
corn and horse stables, buggy house,
large corn house. Fruit of different
kinds, fine garden, private road from
front to back of street, chimneys from
ground up-one of the best located
aud most valuable residential prop
erty in the town. Price reasonable.
5O2. Six room frame dwelling, good
cellar, metal roof. two porches nicely
painted and other outbuildings. Plenty
of fruit of nearly all kinds, 2 miles
from Maursrtown, Va, on r. F. D. !.
containing IL acres of lano under
wire fierce only $4,000 for this CO.'S
little home.
SOB. An up to date new dwelling just
finished of rooms with bath, front
and back porches good cellar, Twill
install furnace) nice lot, fiue garden
and nice fruit, enclosed by iron fence,
cement pavement and walks-I00 yards
rom station. This is an ideal resi-
dence and will be sold at reasonable
price. Location at Mt. Jacgson, Va.
504 Nice room dwelling "a mile
from Rroad Run, Va q acres OF land,
II acres in fine fruit, barn 42xl6 feet,
carriage house 16xl6. blacksmith
shop 20x28 feet, ice house 14xl8 fees,
tine garden and shade all 10 tirst-class
condition. Price reasonable.
GOT. An up-to-date residence in
Edinburg, Va, rooms Erich lot lax
1913 feet), metal roof and cement cellar,
stable 15z40 feet, and ement hennery.
This is splendid property and must
be sold quick. Price very reason
able
sos. Is nice four room cottage,
summer kitchen, and necessary out
buildings, half acre lot with all kinds
of choice fruit, two miles West OF
Woodstock in good neighborhood.
This will make desirable home for a
small family. Price $3.50.
0O9 Six room new dwelling, In
Woodstock, Va, metal roof, base
ment, water, ali necessary ..outbuild-
ings. Ooe-third acre of land, fine
garden. Price, only 81, $50.
$40. 40, acre tract OF grazing land
on Ryal Run between Liberty Furnace
and CoDicville, on which is some
timber-all in grass except the tim.
Der : we'll watered by Ryals Run II
is an excellent grazing iarm and will
be sold low.
| oil. A fine building lot 5Oxi00 feel
! on Church St. Woodstock. Price,
j. N. DAVIS 4 CO.,
J Real Estate Agents.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Always.

Agent - This speedometer will en-.
able you to know how fast Won are
going. Otto Feend-I don't need one.
My bank balance tells me Just as well
Life
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
She kAeW.

Farmer Hanks (musinglyl-They sly
the deacon's wife was Il paragon be-
fore he married her. and Mrs.
Hanks-Nothing of the kind, | know
the whole family, and she was a
Smith
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Sandy and the Glass.

Tourist referring to the barometer
-! see the glass is going up again. San
DIV. Sandy Dae We tell me thati A
body will soon no. be able to afford .
Sram at a.li-Dundee Advertiser.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
An Untamed Rascal.

~ don't think there is an honest hair
In his head"
'srhats right. believe he'd even
cheat at checkersr'-Clevela Plain
Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
Fortunate.

Sailor--Just at that moment my Ia
Their received a bullet that cut off both
his arms and legs and threw him into
the sea. Fortunately he knew how to
syrim.-PariS Rire.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12

WORRYING About His Gas Bill.

Madam, your husband has gas
tritis."
well, | do my best, doctor. to keep
him away from the meter. but he will
spend lot of time in that damp Gel
lar studying it."-New York Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12
His Punishment.

sWhat makes you 50 late?"
II had worus with the teacher"
hIndeed!"
"Yes; couldn't spell them-"-Lip
p.ncotts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12

To sunday School TeachesAs
now. children. can you tell me, WI.
Bafaam and bis ass conversed, wAa
language they spoke In? Little Hafrs
0reen-Please. cir. Assyrian = BelIman
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-05-12

wet re rcadin' about. Chimmys"
About guy named Hannibal. III
wuz de greatest general " bis time.s
SCootban CT ring p KANSAS Cih
journal.