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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER "BROkEp From the Twice a Month Popular Mag
 azine.
 Miss Helen Taft, invited to afternoon tea at a country house in Maryland, near Washington, stepped into one of the White House automobiles. and was whirled toward the District of Colum- bia boundary line. At the line was a tollgate-and it's keeper.
 The Presidents daughter, carrying no purse and suffering from the decree of fashion that womens clothes should not be provided with pockets, had no money. When she told the chauffeur to pay the toll, he explained that he hadn't a cent.
 How much is it?" the chauffeur ask cd the bearded and lanky guardian of the gate.
 "'Leven cents," replied that official.
 Just charge it to the White House. ordered the chauffeur, whereupon the bearded man laughed mirthlessly, and extended his lond fingered hand.
 '.Yes," put in Miss Taft. Charge it to the White House.
 Who are you?" asked the keeper of the gate.
 Pm the Presidents daughter she explained sweetly.
 .Aw." said the gatekeeper, quit your kiddin', an come on with the leven cents."
 It was necessary for the chauffeur to telephone the White House before the journey could be continued. As the machine drove off, the lanky man ob- served sarcastically to nobody in par tieular
 Well. I'm stung! The Presidents daughter. an ain't got 'leven cents. Faint possible"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
NEVER EVEN STARTED.

"Women's work is never done, you know"
 That's true: particularly in the case of a bridge whist f1end.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Candidate Frothingham in Massachu- setts goes over the state loaded down with the shoe machinery trust and the Aldrich- Payne-Smoot bill.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The woman suffrage law in California may prove a fiasco after all, for the law compels all women who desire to vote to swear to their exact ages.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
AT LAST.
keep toiling on,

Keep toiling on, keep toiing on,
 With all your heart with all your soul, And just when every hope seems gone
 You'll maybe win the wished-for goall
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
IN HIGH LIFE.

"so the Fliptons have separated?" "Yes"
 DO you know any of the particulars 9" "She keeps the poodle"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The Chinese revolutionists would ap- parentIy count that day lost in which they do not win battle of take city The republic is marching on.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

canada's governor general draws $l25,- 1oo q year from Great Britain and $50,00O a year from Canada These pulls ac- count for the GOO trunks he carries with him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The country wants parcel post while it is waiting patiently for monetary re- form.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
A TRYING ROLE.

''Poor fellow He belongs to a militant uplift family fsl5
 What part does he play in the proceed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Dr. Wiley favors woman suffrage as well as pure foods and drugs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
UNDERWOOD OF ALABAMA

could boast even the semblance of har- mony in it's treatment of so intricate a problem as the tariff question.
 It is true MT. Underwood is a southern man, but that is no reason why his claims should not be fairly considered in all sections of the country. He was born in Kentucky, educated at the University of Virginia and since 1894 has served Ala bama and the country in the House of Representatives, and no member of the House of either party has rendered more intelligent or more distinguished service.
 Underwood is a man who combines sound theories of government with rare practical experience. He is trained to merge wholesome ideals with practical common sense. He is able, honest, clean hearted and clean minded in all respects, and there is no public station which he would not adorn. The pride of Alabama ir such a favorite son is commendable in the highest degree, and every democrat. north or south, ought to feel a pride in the life and public service of this stall wart democrat. ss nag
 We do not know that his candidacy will attract support enough to win the nomi- nation, but we do know that his worth and intrinsic character as a democratic statesman constitute an asset of which the party should be proud, and that he represents the principles that the demo- cratic party must stand for it if it can hope to win confidence of the country. Democrats who are attracted by the southern candidate' idea would find in ITY-f ia follow without the risk of straying from the pathway which boasts the landmarks of the democracy of Jefferson and Jack son.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
STILL NEW.

How long have saloons been back?"
 q don't know exactly, but not long enough for the populace to cease admir- ing the big brewery wagons"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The Zionists may try to dislodge Pales- tine from Turkey, but they cannot fight for it. If they get it 1t will have to be done with the nimble and diplomatic pen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The Turks in Tripoli hold an especial 1rudge against the Italian aviators, and if they alight on the wrong side of the line they will never fly again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The imperial Chinese army must be get ing used to being whipped. It is get iing as many whippings as it got in the war with Japan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

No communicable will be published without it's authors name. Rejected manuscript will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The hobo ship, the Coronet, of Portland, Me. has arrived at home. The crew is terribly afflicted with scurvy, although it held up a liner or two for provisions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

He said, "I get as much s I'm worth, And that's enough for me. His comrades wondered how on earth A man so mad could be.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Los Angeles contains S5O,O0o people, and they are trying to find 12 competent jurymen in that number. The result is dnubtful
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

z. E. Morgan and H. E. Oliver are the only authorized travelling repre- sentatives of The Age-Herald in its circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Thc ''girIy-girIy7 show
 Is not high-browed, 1 guess, But seems to get the dough
 And does the business.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Cleveland has unveiled statue of Wag- Ter. At this distance it cannot be seen whether 1t is a statue to Honus or to Wilhelm Richard.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
TELEPHONES

At once, good niGht;- stand not upon the order of your going z, but go nj once. -Macbeth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Germany has just sent us 5000 tons of Christmas toys, and the home manufac- turers want a higher tariff rate.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

"Before the public he stands as the head of the family; in private he is its horrible example,"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Judge Grosscup will either practice law ill New York or start an opinion mill. lie hasn't decided which as yet
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The government troops in China read fly become at the first opportunity revo- utionists.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Judge Grosscup resigned last Saturday, and the country is already beginning to recover from the great shock.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

General Miles is willing to decorate with his name the tail end of the democratic presidential ticket
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
DAUGHTER "BRokE"

The Maine vote will be officially footed up next week Wednesday,.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Vice President sherman is deeply pained in his bowels oyer the adoption of re- forms in California. The rest of his state is. however, tranquil.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
A QUEER FELLOW.

Although he earned his daily bread
 By toling in ditch, 1t seems he had no fault to find
 With people who were rich, Because they rolled in luxuries
 He never could enjoy And lived a life of gllded ease,
 With little to annoy
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Christmas is only eight and one-half weeks away, and Christmas shopping should be begin at once.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27
The "girly-gir1y'' show

THANKS TO THE TIRED CUISINES
 MAN
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala. pcstoffice as seeond-class matter under | act of Congress March g. 1S79
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

The trouble with Dom Shelby Cullom is not so much his age as it is his vote in favor of Lorimer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-27

Vice President sherman is deeply pained in his bowels oyer the adoption of re forms in California. Tine rest of his state is, however, tranquil.
  Cleveland has unveiled a statue of Wag- Ter At this distance it cannot be seen whether 1t is a statue to Honus or to Wilhelm Richard.
 The imperial Chinese army must be get tng used to being whipped. It is get ting As many whippings as it got in the war with Japan.
 Los Angeles contains S5OOoo people, and they are trying to find 12 competent iurymen in that number The result is doubtful
 Germany has just sent us 5000 tons of Christmas toys and the home manufae- turers want a higher tariff rate.
 ---.e.------ Judge Grosscup will either practice law ill New York or start an opinion mill. lie hasn't decided which as yet. Judge Grosscup resigned last Saturday, and the country is already beginning to recover from the great shock.
  Christmas is only eight and one-half weeks away and Christmas shopping should be begin at once. The trouble with Dom Shelby Cullom is not so much his age as it is his vote in favor of Lorimer.
  General Miles is willing to decorate with his name the tail end of the democratic presidential ticket. The government troops in China read fly become at the first opportunity revo- lutionsts.
 The Maine vote will be officially footed up next week Wednesday.
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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-04

Governor Shafroth says he trust.
the people of Colorado will not refer
or initiate very many laws to be pass
ed upon at the general election one
year from next fall He gives as his
reason the claim that the cost of ini
tiating and referring laws under the
present system of advertising them ir
the newspaper is too great. He says
it will cost approximately S25o,ooo to
properly present the proposed refer
red and initiated bills, therefore, he
hopes the people will withhold their
initiation and referring OF measures
until the constitution can be changed
so as to permit OF the publication o.
proposed statutes and constitutional
amendments in pamphlet form.
The State OF Oregon uses tho
pamphlet form and it cost twenty
cents person to issue the pamphlet
there last year. This is very little
cheaper than the same would have
cost under Colorado's system OF pre-
senting such matters to the people.
However, be that as it may, the peo-
pie OF Colorado knew what it would
cost when they adopted the initiative
and referendum. and it is just as rea-
sonable to suppose that they concur
III thdt SOst ds II Is 10 leel tHdt tney
concur in the direct legislation princ;-
pie. They adopted both at the same
time and with the same ballot.
Another viewpoint is not amiss.
Governor Shafroth has been elected
twice and the two platforms upon
which he ran promised a total of ten
so-called demanded laws. There has
been held, three sessions of his legis-
lature at an approximate cost OF
$4,000. OF 100000 to enact three
laws under his direction. is it not
cheaper to get the other seven at a
cost, according to him, of S25oooo un-
der the initiative and referendum,
and after all, is not the present plan
Of presenting those laws through the
newspapers far more reasonable than
their adoption through his admins
trativc ability?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-04
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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-04

That the initiativtGlnd referendum
viii work as club both for and
against the people and the corpora
tons unless the people are always
alert is shown in two events that are
transpiring in Colorado today. The
bankers are referring the entire bank
ing law passed by the last assembly
to the people The school teachers
are referring the school law to the
people. The claim is made that the
banking law is just what the people
wanted, while the school law is Il
trust teacher. The bankers :re c:i
pioying men to circulate their j,et,
tons. and already have a sufficient
number of signatures The school
teachers are compelled to depend on
public sentiment and volunteer work
to get their law referred and are
sbont to fail. If they do fail in its
reference the result will be the tying
up for two years by the bankers OF a
claimed good law with a reasonable
show for its final defeat, and the fail
ure to stop a claimed bad law from
becoming opertive. Thus, it will be
seen that, after all. the securing of
proper government depends, not so
much on the statute or the constitu-
tion as upon the interest taken by the
people i'll governmental affairs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-04
FRIDAY. JULY %. 1911

Two state appropriations and their
classification should warrant some
considerable consideration by the tax
payers of Colorado. An appropria-
ton of 5000 was made for the Dry
Farming Congress at Colorado
Springs. An appropriation of SI,5oo
was made for the Lands Convention
at Denver. The Dry Farming Con-
gress has for its object the develop
ment of those agricultural sections in
Colorado for which irrigation water
cannot be secured. 1t is to be one OF
those conventions that will help to
develop the state. The Public Lands
Convention has for its object the crit
icism OF President Taft and his ad-
ministration of the natural resources
owned by the government in the west.
Its real object is to secure Democrat
ic campaign material for next year.
When the two appropriations were
under consideration in the house and
senate, Governor Shafroth had the
Lands Convention appropriation
placed in the general appropriation
bill, which bill should only carry the
salary and incidental appropriations
| for the executive, legislative and ju-
dicial departments.
He had matters so ARRANGED that he
issued the official call for the conven-
ton. This gave him the right to
claim that the appropriation for the
Lands Convention should be put in
the general administration expense
bill, which places it in the first class
where it will be paid. The governor
never uttered word in support OF
| Dry Farming Congress appropriation
and naturally it must be classified a.
fourth class appropriation, which
can never be paid. Thus, we have the
governor manipulating an appropria'
ton for a political convention so a,
to get it in the first class in order
that it could be used to the advantage
OF his party and himself, while rea
state development appropriation is al
lowed to take its course. and lands il
class in which not one cent will bt
paid.
| When the committee on resolution:
reports to the Land Convention witt
its TRADE OF cause against Presiden
Taft and the Federal government, i
should be remembered that a part o
the success of the convention is du,
to the fact that the money of the stat,
was so manipulated by Governor
Shafroth that Colorado was forced tc
pay a portion OF the expenses of {
purely political gathering, while, a
the same time. the state institution:
and the state development congresse.
are lacking even the common necessi
ties 70 rtheir maintenance.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-08-04
PUBLIC LAND AND MINING
CASES.

If you are interested in any contest
or any matter before the Interior De-
partment. write to Clark & Wright,
registered land lawyers, oo2 F Street
n. w. Opposite Cen1 Land Office),
Washington. d. c. Free information
about contests and where to obtain
scrip. locatable upon public lands,
Without residence or cultivation.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1911-04-01

flowers and pretty things generally
on are not nearly as fresh as you
would have people believe, though
there are some who think you need
sailing down You know you are an
old blathers<ite, not fit for much and
no account generally, knowing less
tor your opportunities than you
should, and that is not saying much
for you, and you know it. Now, you
just stop bit and think: Amt you
ashamed of yourself for not amount
ing to something? Don't you try to
make me believe that you are any
body, or that anybody thinks you are.
You can fool some people, but you
cannot fool this old codger, your
Conscience, and that's who's doing
this talking. You'd better get a move
on you and be something, for you
cut sorry figure as it is. Get down
on your knees and pray to the good
Lord to make you a better man.
Ask Him to chasten you with the
rod OF His graciousnesS, and make
you see the error Of your way Ask
Him to see that you return good for
evil, and that you give good meas
ure in all your dealings; that you
shed your light SO that men may see
their way before you, for you are
travelling along road that needs all
OF the illumining it can get. Now,
go to, you old wolf in sleeps cloth
ing! You're no longer capable of de
ceiving the world with your mean
ways and evil tendencies And when
you have prayed hard against your
sins, say Amen as though you meant
it.
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Little Virginia Tallman has many
friends whom she visits with as much
regularity as if she were much older.
DR.. Lee T. Beattie dined with the
Samuel E. Darbys April 2.
Letter from Paul T. Brady aboard
the Mauretania March "a, said the
ship had made that day the longest
run on record. Were they stringing
him?
Miss Mildred Brady visited her
home April 2. She will graduate from
St. Mary's College the coming sum
mer.
The Editors Birthday.
March 81, the Editors birthday.
How long ago? My! SO long that
he hesitates to tell for fear that people
would not believe him. When he came
home that night there were sweet
words Of congratulations from every
body, including Mrs. Editor, the
daughter, the son and the cook lady,
who built a luscious apple pie for the
occasion 1t was great, happy dinner,
mind you, yes, yes. There were happy
membranes crowding on faster
and faster-far faster than the dinner
went. So you have had another birth
day. you old sinner, Ell? Well, you just
crawl into your shell now, while we
relate few things not at all to your
liking, or credit Here you are now
getting along we'll u into the umpty-
jumps, and still likino fried hominy,
chicken gravy, and chocolate candv-
fudge when "she" condescends to
make it-and you like many other
good things of life, especially children,
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map for dissatisfied couples.
Miss Maud Brady has taught her
scholars many pretty little poems,
which are recited in concert
Ross McClave, of Grantwood, an
old Princeton baseball champion, was
IN Pallsade April 2 to look over the
baseball grounds in West Palisade.
He has kindly consented to coach
the Palisade boys, and his knowledge
should be of great value.
Remember, it pays to keep beam
ing. Beam all the time.
Rev. Dr. Beattie preached a wonder
full sermon on the Triangle Shirt
Waist fire, April g
Harry Douglas is running his Buick
like an old-timer. Lookout, Harry;
1t will pay to be little careful. Get
the full hang of it before you are
sure you have the mastery of the
thing.
John A Tallman has put a pretty
garage on his place in Cumbermede
road.
If certain dog is not kept off of
our front porch, he will be given a
dose of red pepper to smell.
The Arthur w. Tamses have Just
put IN new garage by charging the
old one to accommodate another car
1t looks better than the old one,
which was cut in half and wedged
out several feet.
OF all the miserable, long, colder
than-blazes winters, lasting far into
April, the one just hanging on is the
record-breaker for persistent effort
1t was lollapaloosa from away back.
Bailey Millard had an attack of
bronchitis the latter part of March
which made him st2" abed for several
days. He's up and about again, how
ever, none the worse for wear, and
says that the orange diet they made
him live on was the best ever with
nice chicken that beat anything he
ever tasted.
Here's hopin that this will be the
banner year for Palisade in the build
ing line. 1t is getting a good start all
right.
When it comes right down to it,
Might be mad dogs. Or, high taxes
Figure it out for yourself: How
can Palisade fail? There's only one
answer. Referred to David Arthur
Carson.
There's another thing to do here
that must be done right, soon, and
no foolin'. Stop those everlasting
speeders along Anderson avenue. How
the residents up there stand it is a
question. 1t is bad enough in Bluff
road, but Anderson avenue is in for
keeps unless some one puts on the
screws.
Frederick Warrington Bull is going
right along with his new street de-
veloping in West Palisade-that is,
the property west of Anderson ave
nue. and adjoining.
Theodore Kemm has been filing in
the indentures on his lawn this spring
with many loads of top soil, so that
the top will be more even up.
George H. Frew, jr.. has obtained
position as draughtsman with a
boat building concern up on the Har-
lem river. Go it, George, you are
good anywhere.