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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

II you have nOrses. cows. nogs or
chickens to sell, advertise them in the
classified column OF the Express
Buyers can Be found for anxhins
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

FOR SALE CHEAP. or exchange for
land. 100 FOOT corner 9th and Colo
RADIO avenue Improvements cost 81
400 This at abarga.n. What have
you to offer. A. n. Woodbridge. SOS
Iowa. Fh0nc sess. l5.5t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16
FoR RENT.

FOR RENT ~ Furnished rooms,
cheap. No. 527. corner 9Th and Colo,
RADIO. li-s
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

WANTED = Men to learn the bar
Der trade. We want plain people for
a plain business. For a bread winner
you can't beat It. Wages better than
most men learn. Apply BY mail. Moler
Barber College. Kansas City, Mo.
Csc
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

WANTED II To write your fire in,
surance and surety bonds. Our com
panies are numbered among the
strongest in the U. s.. March & Nil.
Ter. phone 80. under Chickasha Nation
al bank. s-1l-im
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

WANTED - Quilting 10 do. Call
42O Minnesota Ave. 124
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16
FoR SALE
FoR sALE oR TRAnE y ma

FOR SALE OR TRADE - The prets
tlest located residence property m
chickasha The undersigned viii dis
pose OF HIS quarter block and six
room bungalow on South Sth street.
Highland park. at such figures as
should find buyer at once Address
Cad Allard. Enid. Oklahoma. s-3l.tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

WANTED - A position is steno-
grapher or, office work. by reliable
party; good references furnished; ad-
dress A. c. care Express. al.3
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

WANTED - To purchase horse OF
small span OF mules Royal ice Cream
Co. 1913
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

WANTED TO SELL A new slx
room. two story residence. Located
az 1917 south Sixth street VIII sell
cheap II taken within twenty days.
write J. c. Barr. Shawnee. Okla. Or
call D. n. Garland. phone SO7 9.llts
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16
WANTED.

WANTED A physician would rent
office or house that would do for
both office and residence; state loca-
tion and price. Address X1G Express
office. 14-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

Barefoot & Carmichael. attorneys for
plaintiff. S-24-30d
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16
RAILROAD TINE CARDS.


FRISCO RAILROAD.
Eassbouna.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-09-16

ROCK ISLAND RAILWAY.
Northbound.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
NOTED EVANGELIST
COMING TO TACOMA

A series of evangelistic meet
ings will be held in the First
Methodist Episcopal church in
this city, beginning on Sunday,
October %.
The meetings will be in charge
of the Rev. Charles B. Allen, D.
D., of Denver, Col DR.. Allen is
a member OF the Colorado confer
ence, and has served, as pastor,
some of it's strongest charges.
For the past seven years he has
been engaged in evangelistic SER
vices, under appointment of the
bishops.
He comes to this city highly
recommended by the work he has
done, as we'll as by the expressions
of appreciation from those who
have known him, and have known
of. and been associated with him
in his work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
CITY To BRING
PERKINS To .
TIME:
7

An ordinance was introduced
and the council is holding a spe-
cial session this afternoon to pass
it providing for the establishing OF
a new grade and condemnation Of
rights of s. A. Perkins and the
Weyerhaeuser interests in the old
grade of Eleventh street.
The spur track on Cliff avenue
in the rear of the Perkins build
ing will be taken out and If the
Weyerhaeuser interests make any
trouble they will get an order
from the council to remove their
new building from the street. IT
extends now five inches in the
street.
1t is said the Perkins block is
one inch in the street. 1t too will
have to move if the city is to be
held up and improvements stop
ped, or damages demanded.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
TAFT HAS
NARROW
ESCAPE

ON BOARD PRESIDENT
TAFT'S TRAIN, EN- ROUTE, Oct.
iS.--President Taft today decided
to extend his seeing the country
tour, which is now within two
weeks of completion, about Is
days more. The new program will
carry the president through the
Southern Middle West and South.
Under the new plan, the presi-
dent will attend a college func-
ton at Morgantown, w. Va; fol-
low this with five days rest at
Hot Springs, Va, and then go to
Cincinnati.
Unless the "wanderlust" forces
an extension of the trip, the presi-
dent will reach Washington about
November IS. This will have
given him sixty-four days ex-
cursion.
President Taft and the entire
party are still discussing their
narrow escape from serious
wreck 20 miles west of Kelso,
New, last night. The accident was
averted when the engineer discov-
cred that a wheel of the engine
had slipped a tire. Had the dis
covery not been made just when it
was, the train, running so miles
an hour, would have been ditched
in another mile.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
No PARTY LINES
IN ALASKA
NOW

alaska progressives," said
Clifford Pinchot today to the Unit
ed Press. ARE in an Overwhelming
majority. The division between
republicans and democrats seems
TO have disappeared. There are
only progressives and reaction
aries, monopolists and anti-monop-
olists."
pinchot was delighted to learn
that the conference of progressive
republicans at Chicago had en-
dOrsed Senator LaFollette for
president. In an address before
the Seattle Commercial club last
night, he expressed his hearty APP
prevail of the action.
Got Great Welcome.
When Pinchot was introduced
by President Maxwell at the
commercial club last night he was
given an ovation never equalled in
the clubs history.
Every available inch of standing
room was occupied, and the crowd
even surged into the narrow space
behind the speakers table.
Both Pinchot and Poindexter
attributed much of the grumbling
concerning Alaska to "arm chair
mushers' of New York, "to whom
the essential thing was not loyalty
to Alaska, but to get what they
could and get out"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
May Repeal Ordinance
For Pete's Convenience

Peter Sandberg asked the coun-
ell this morning for permission to
violate the fire limits ordinance
by putting shingle roof on an
old building on Puyallup avenue
and East ID street.
'If we do grant 1t it will be
illegal. We can't violate an ordi-
nance with a permit" said Weeks
1--WE might grant this one and
give notice we will not do it any
MORE" said Mayor Seymour.
Weeks stuck to the point that
the council cannot make a thing
legal that is illegal simply by say
ing so without repeating the ordi-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Hillman Men Declared
In Contempt Of Court
(By United Press Leased Wire.

CBy United Press Leased Wire }
SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 1S.-
For writing letters to Judge Nor
row, Gilbert, Wolverton and Ross
of the United States circuit court
of appeals asking leniency for
Clarence ID. Hillman, Seattle real
estate man, whose appeal from
the conviction and Judgment in
Seattle in 1910 of two and a half
years at McNeirs island and a fine
of 5000 on an Indictment charg-
ing the use of the mails to pro-
mote fraudulent land schemes is
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Approved Aids to
Health and Beauty

BEAuTIFIES THE COMPLEXION
To whiten and beautify the COM
pleXion permanently no bettef
preparation can be found than 10
ton made by dissolving four ounces
of spurmaX in one-half pint hot
water then adding two teaspoonfuls
glycerine. This removes that shiny
muddy look and will make any mud
ldy, sallow skin clear, smooth and
veivcty. 1t does not show or rub
Off like powder, and for removing
tan and freckles Is nnequaled. NJ
destroy bIackheads. freckles, en-
larged, collecting pores and
similar complexion ills. use the fol-
lowing greaseless cream-je jelly: StE
together and let stand over night,
one ounce of almazoin, one-half pint
cold water and two teaspoonfuls
lglycerine. This clears and softens
the skin splendidly and is excellent
for massaging to remove wrinkles;
Is arG Ersat AID P to tSG be sSSeNon ana
For REMOVING FUZZ- To rid
the skin of troublesome hairy
growths, use a delatone paste, made
ftone and water to cover the offend
ing hairs Apply and after two or
three minutes rub off. wash the
skin carefully and the hairs are
gone. Delatone costs a dollar an
ounce, but is worth it. as one ap-
plication usually removes every
tract of hair.
FINE BLOOD MEDICINE - The
thousand and one ills which come
from impurities in the blood can be
easily prevented or overcome with
this old-fashioned home-remedy:
Get from any drug store one-half
pint alcohol and one ounce kardene; ;
mix these together. then add one
half cup sugar and hot water to
make a quart. A tablespoonful of
this splendid tonic taken before each
meal will do wonders in restoring
lost appetite and correcting a slug
gish liver. 1t builds up the sys-
tenn and makes one energetic and
healthy. Advt.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Wright Admits
He Assaulted
Engineer

George P. Wright, former may
or of Tacoma, accused of assault
upon s. f. Billiard, a city engi-
neer. appeared in court this morn
ing in answer to a warrant sworn
out by Bullard.
Wright admits assaulting Bull
lard and says he beat him good
because the engineer provoked
him Wright claimed that he and
Billiard have been opposites since
his election several years ago, and
have had small differences since.
His trial was set for November
/. Attorney r. e. Evans will rep
resent Wright. He was released
on his own recogniZance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Poindexter Strong
For Peoples Coal

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
SEATTLE, Oct. Isl return
from Alaska more firmly c5nvine-
ed than ever that the government
should build a railroad and open
coal mines, primarily for supply
ing the governments needs on the
coast, and, secondly for furnish
ing coal at reasonable cost To con-
sumers."
This was the declaration made
to the United Press today by
Senator Miles Poindexter, who ar
rived with Clifford Pinchot from
Alaska yesterday.
PoindeXter stated that he was
prepared to fight for the passage
at the coming session of congress
of his bill, introduced at the spe-
cial session, which provides for
government ownership of Alaska
coal mines and government own
|ership of transportation facilities.
Commends Controller Ray.
In speaking of Controller Bay,
Poindexter said that with the ex-
penditure of a moderate sum of
money a good harbor could be es-
tablished there.
Poindexter is enthusiastic about
Alaska resources.
THE timber is of immense val
ue," he said. There are twelve
|sawmills in Southeastern Alaska,
cutting 20.O00,OOO feet a year, and
in addition, there are some 20
100000 feet of piling taken an
nually 1t is the greatest paper
pulp forest in the world.
While perhaps some people
have exaggerated the amount of
coal in Alaska, there are without
doubt immense measures of coal
in the Matanuska and the Bering
river districts.
I'm the Yaketega district there
are extensive measures of coal OF
great value. This Yaketega dis.
trict, as well as the Bering river
district is within the easy reach
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Petit Opposes
Wilkeson's Plan

II have been to a dozen meet
ings in various parts of town in
the last few weeks where the mat
ter has been up for discussion, and
have not found a single person
yet who is opposed to the munich
pal farm project" said Commits
sioner Petit this morning.
He spoke on the matter to the
West End Improvement club last
night Petit is not in favor of
accepting the Wilkeson farm offer
unless the owners give the city an
option on it so it can be bought
IL the project works out and the
farm is rendered valuable.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18

pending, Hillman, f. r. Bateman
and b. H. Cook were adjudged
guilty of contempt today by the
court, Judges Gilbert, Wolverton
and Ross sitting en- banc.
Hillman, who prompted Bate
man and Cook to write the letters,
was sentenced to a fine of 81 900:
Bateman, $500, and Cook S25
with an alternative of confinement
in the county jail in King county
Wash.
Hillman was in court with his
wife and children.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Brings Prisoner
From St. Louis

In charge of Captain of Detect
ives J. Il. Darnell, Clarence Rusch,
accused of being one of the three
men Who shot and killed Motor
man Brown on the night of August
8, 1905, was brought to Tacoma
last night from st. Louis and lodg-
ed in Jail. Rusch denies that he
was implicated in the shooting.
The car was held up by three
men. James Kelley is now serv-
ing a 15-year sentence for being
connected with the affair.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
WHAT EVERY WOMAN
KNOWS

"My girl left me unexpect-
edly," telephoned one woman
| to The Times today, land I had
to get another at once. l went
to the telephone, expecting to
}put an ad in all the papers. 1
; was interrupted however, after
Il had ordered II in The Times
and l was too late for the other
AFTERNOON papers. But II
wasn't necessary to use the
) other papers. A good girl re-
! Piled to The Times ad at Z
$o'clook that night, and there
{were five applicants the next
}day."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Escaped With HIS Life.

"Twenty-one years ago / faced
an awful DEATH" writes II. B. Mar
tin, Port HARRISON, S. G. DOC
tors said l had consumption and
the dreadful cough | had looked
like it, sure enough. l tried ev-
/ could hear of, for my
cough, and was under the treat
ment of the best doctor In
Georgetown, s. G. for a year. but
could get no relief. A friend ad-
vised me to try DR.. Kings New
Discovery. I did SO, and was
completely cured. l feel that
owe my life to this great throat
and lung cure" Its positively
guaranteed fol coughs, colds, and
all bronchial affections. soc and
500. Trial bottle free at Ryner
Malstrom Drug Co., cas- Pacific
law.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
MISSING

The police department is
searching for Joseph Krauser, n
resident of Long Branch, Wash,
who left his home two weeks and
a half ago with considerable
money In his possession and mys-
teriously disappeared Krauser
is about 81 years old and left his
home on a visit to his daughter
in Los Angeles for the winter.
He has not yet arrived at his des-
tination. His relatives believe
that he has met with foul play.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Sought AS
Murderer
Of Three
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
ELLSWORTH, Kan, Oct. 49,
Police here today are making an
attempt to locate Charles Mar
zycks, the Bohemian brother-in-
law of Mrs. William Snowman,
who with her husband and three
children was murdered here.
Marzycks is declared to have
been seen proving around the
Snowman home on the afternoon
preceding the murder, and he is
said to have several times been
heard to threaten the family.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Want Dock Waterman

Thieves have been breaking
into the city dock at, ! 9Th street
and stealing from the commission
men there. They complained TO
the council today, and agreed If
the city would pay one-fourth
they would pay three-fourths OF
the salary for a nightwatchman.
The mayor will take the matter
up.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
PRISONER
WHOSE WIFE DIED
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire.
SEATTLE, Oct. 1S.-B. Bosko
broker and prominent member oil
the local Slavonian colony, whose
bride of a few months last sum.
mer died while he was serving a
three to 15-year sentence for
grand larceny, was pardoned by
Governor Hay this morning.
Boslko was married after he had
been arrested, and was sentenced
few days after his marriage. The
worry over her husband of a few
days brought about his wife death.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Indicted For
Murder of 2

PORTLAND, Oct. IS. AL
though the authorities admit that
the web of circumstantial evidence
connecting J. A. Fender with the
murder of Mrs. Daisy Wehrmann
and her four-year-old child near
Scappoose is not strong, the grand
jury at st. Helens has returned
an indictment charging him with
the crime.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
BOYS ARRESTED WHEN
ACTING SUSPICIOUSIN

Two boys, James Skalo and
Henry Harry, arrested yesterday
morning while lettering around
the Milwaukee yard by Patrolman
Kincaid, were released by Acting
Captain ID. o. Smith when 1t was
found that the young men were
endeavoring to take freight train
for Los Angeles.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
SPOKANE MAN
MAY SUCCEED
JUDGE HARLAN
fBy United Press Leased wire.)

(By tinted Press Leased Wire.)
SPOKANE, Oct. 1S.-Former
United States Senator George Tur-
ner of Spokane is being boosted
today by his friends to succeed
the late Justice Harlan to the
supreme bench of the United
States. Dispatches from Washing
ton that a number of prominent
politicians have made arrange
ments to present his name to
President Taft for consideration.
Turner and Roosevelt are firm
friends.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
n. P. VERY ANXIOUS
To OBEY THE LAW

, Omitted Fress Leased Wire.l
D PORTLAND. Oct. 1S.--
D Showing a sudden enthusias-
D tic disposition to obey the In
D terstate commerce commits
D sion's rulings to the letter
, the Northern Pacific railway Z
D has presented a bill of s1i
D to the Portland commercial {
D club for the transportation of Z
D the members of the First in
D fantry band from Vancou- q
D yer. Wash. to Portland q
, aboard President Taft's spe- Z
D clal.
D Officials of the club claim
D the musicians should have
D been carried free and today q
D refused TO pay.
Railroad officials declared
D someone will pay as they as
D sert the law must be upheld.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Shoots Wife
AS She Sits
At the Piano
(By United Press Leased Wire. I,

(By United Press Leased Wire.D
PORTLAND, Ore, Oct. 18.-
Lying in positions which indicated
that he had shot and killed his
wife while she sat at a piano in
their apartments at the Stanley
apartment house and then blown
out his own brains, the bodies of
Irving A. Millichant, 30, city sales
man for the Standard Oil COM
pany, and his wife were found to-
day.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
MILK TRUST
IN LONDON
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o Omitted Press Leased Wire.)
D LONDON, Oct. 18.-Lon-
o don is in the grip of milk
D trust and the price of milk
o has been simultaneously rails [
o ed from s to 10 cents a
o quart.
o The dealers explain that
o the rise in the retail price is
o made necessary by the sum-
0 mer-long drought which kill [
o ed the grass and made the
D feeding of cows costly. The
0 farmers are not profiting by
. the increase, however, as
D they still receive the old
o price.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
7 no Killed
UnderW all

KANSAS CITY, Oct. 1S.--
TWO persons were killed and
II injured here today when "a
portion of the walls of the
Fowler Packing Co., recently
burned, collapsed. The fire
had weakened the walls
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
TUG BURN

The tug Mckinley, owned by
Captain Sutherland of Seattle,
while towing log raft in Wollo-
Chef bay yesterday caught fire and
was Quilted. The crew escaped
in lifeboats and the steamer Aud
rey, which went to her assistance,
towed the charred hulk to the
beach.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
Home BurnsDowr

Fire yesterday afternoon com:
pletely destroyed the residence of
John Groman, 2209 So. 50th st.
and endangered several other
buildings in the vicinity. The home
of William Smith, next door, was
partially burned. The origin of
the fire was not known. The loss
was about $4,000.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
232 Dead; Millions
In Property Lost

eye witness, who arrived here to-
day from Guyamas.
The loss to the mines belonging
to the Belco French company is
placed at $5,000,000; the loss to
the railroads and private parties
$40, 100000.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18

fBy United Press Leased Wire. }
NOGALES, Ariz., Oct. 49,
Two hundred and thirty-two per
sons lost their lives in the ter
rife storm and tidal wave that
swept the west coast of Mexico on
October last, according to an
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
DIR. MACY


Eye, Ear. stomach. skin, Catarrh,
Goitre, RhcumRtisaa, Kidney and
Bladder troubles, PostrRtic ailments
and all weaknesses. All Chronic and
Nervous diseases. I use the most
successful treatments known for all
diseases. Best equipped offices and
largest practice In the city.
t2lbbs Pacific ave-. Neat Door 90
National Hank of Commerce.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18
It IS NOT ALWAYS
WHAT YOU EAT
THAT FORMS GAS
IN YOUR STOMACH
It's the Nerves of Your Stomach
That Produces the Gas

Tnnt PRODUCES the Oas
Haven't you found that many
times when you have eaten the most
indigestible food you have no gas al
all, and other times even a glass OF
water and toast will almost kill you
with gas in your stomach? Well,
that shows it's not dyspepsia-no,
purely a nervousness of your stom-
ach.
And there is where BAALMANNS
GAS TABLETS invariably cure, be-
cause they are made particularly for
that peculiar nervous, irritable
form of indigestion.
DO TRY BAALMANN'S GAS TAB
LETS.
These peculiar tablets are sold for
SOC q bottle by nearly every drug
gist. If not in stock tell him to
get them for you from his whole
saler, or send SOC in silver, stamps
or money order to Hahnemann
Pharmacy, 800 Suffer St, San Fran
cisco,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18

HdHCt.
The council finally saw the
point, and will go and look at the
Sandberg house and possibly re-
peal the ordinance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-10-18

by railroad from Controller
Bay"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-01-12
LOVE AND THE AEROPLANE
Some Good Advice for Those parIna
Mortals Who Would Do Their
Counting Aloft.

Secure a nice roomy aeroplane, and
place in It an old-fashioned sofa or
armchair. Then put the girl in, get
in yourself and turn on the power.
Do not be in any hurry. Get far
enough up so that you can be preoc-
cupied for a few moments without
landing.
1t is Just as we'll to strap the girl
In. She can't get away, OF course, but
you can kiss a girl in an aeroplane
much easier II she Is firmly secured.
Always keep one hand on the steer
Ing apparatus and the other on the
girl; but II worst comes TO worst, let
go the steering apparatus.
The following schedule, II adhered
to, will prevent ordinary accidents:
Five hundred feet up, hold girls
hand.
Six hundred feet up, arm around her
waist
Seven hundred feet. drop everything
and hold girl, working steering appa.
ratus with both feet.
Be careful, when you alight, not to
come down near a church. In the ex-
element OF the occasion you may for
get yourself and marry the girl.
Many fatal accidents have resulted In
this manner.-Puck.