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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
MAN \ BACK NUMBER IN
THE GLORIOUS FUTURE

1t is the year 1000. The famous
and successful lady orator is adj
dressing a large and enthusiastic
audience. At the end of her speech
she SAYS:
Il believe that this is the time
for me to publicly acknowledge my
Indebtedness to one who has been
my companion. my counselor and
my guide, who has upheld my weary
hands when the task seemed too
great for my strength, who has
cheered me with loving words when
I returned worn and weary from my
arduous duties in club and on the
platform, who has by thoughtful,
constant ministrations given the
blessed knowledge that always there
is for me a haven of refuge and
rest, a harbor of comfort and cheer
NV home. All that I am, and all
that I have. I owe to that inestima-
BILE man, my husband.
At the back of the hall sat little
pale-faced man. whose face. as those
gracious words fell on his ears,
wonderfully. This was
her husband. All his patience and
were rewarded at last
Tilt Bits.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
Regarding Bankrupt Dividends.

Frankfort, KY, May 12.-In pass
ing on the claims against w. ]. Fo-
ley, bankrupt, of Lexington, Federal
Judge Cochran to-day held that the
Referee in Bankruptcy has the right
to pay out dividends to creditors
whenever there is sufficient money
on hand to make a payment. He held
further that the first claims filed
may be paid, and that If all the
money is paid out, the final creditor
may lose his claim. Heretofore it
has been held that creditors had one
year within which to file claims.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
HER TURN THINKING
OF ANOTHER WORD

Robert w. Chambers, the popu-
lar novelist, was talking to a re-
porter about the artistic tempera-
ment.
II have little patience with the
artistic temperament" Mr.. Cham
bers said. Its synonym is selfish
ness. Mrs. Wordsworth was right"
Mr.. Chambers smiled.
The poet Wordsworth, he re-
sumed, used to compose in bed at
night. Nudging his wife in the
small hours he would say:
Maria. get up. I've thought of
good word
And Mrs. Wordsworth would
rise sleepily, light a candle and
write at her husbands dictation for
ten or fifteen minutes.
"A couple of hours later Words
worth would wake her again.
"'Get up, Maria, I've got a good
word he would repeat.
But one night Mrs. Wordsworth
put a stop forever to this nocturnal
dictation. Her husband awakening
her with the usual Get up-I've
thought of a good word was start
led to hear her reply:
oh, get up yourself! I've
thought of bad word. list.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
@ O O O DO Q 0 o 0 Q @ @ O ooc
o TIPS FROM TEXAS. @
o o Q O O o o @ O Q O o O o o o @

The original calamity bowler was
a baby who didn't want to take cas-
tor oil.
How to get rich: Work like
Thomas A. Edison and spend like
Mrs. Hettie Green.
Our idea of a man of quiet tastes
is one who eats soup without max
ing fuss over it.
You hardly ever hear a man bawl
for fair play until his side begins to
get the worst of it.
Grandmothers have never been
wholly happy since their grandchil-
dren began wearing store-bought
stockings.
Our idea of a sorry citizen is
man who thinks the way to over
come his troubles is to tell them to
the bartender.
One of the strangest things about
love is that when a man has it, 81
for a bunch of roses looks cheap
enough.
There are some young sports who
would prefer soda pop to beer IL it
could make them feel important
and talk foolish.
There are lot of women who
would be willing to wash dishes in
public If somebody would issue in
vitations and call it a demonstra-
tion.-[Dallas News.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
. O O O O @ Q O Q o G 9 O 9 Q 90
O SPECIAL NOTICE O
Q in regard to @
Q OBITUARIES, RESOLUTIONS o
O OF RESPECT, &c. Q
Q O O @ O O Q @ 9 Q Q O Q Q O

The Hartford Herald has adopted
new rule in regard to Obituaries,
Resolutions of Respect, Cards OF
Thanks, &C., whether written at the
the behest of lodges, churches or in
dividuals, and that is, we shall
charge at the rate of two cents per
line for all such articles, except obit-
uary poetry, which will be one cent
per word, straight. This is the small
est rate We charge for anything and
is only one-fifth of our regular rate.
The amount, in cash or stamps.
must accompany each article, or
it will not be printed. Six
words average a line in ordi-
nary reading and every separate
character or initial letter counts as
a word. The heading and the sig
nature both count one line each,
even if they are only a word or two.
All obituary poetry, straight
through, one cent per word.
Our old rule in regard to Obitua-
ries, &C. was $50 words free, balance
a cent a word, but this did not prove
satisfactory because the bounds were
almost always overstepped, and We
have been forced to adopt this new
rule, which is in effect from now on.
Contributors will please remember.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
Wedded 10 Chinnman.

Considerable comment was caused
in the court house in Covington,
KY, recently when Harry G. Shing,
a Chinaman, and Miss Ruby Hazel
wood, beautiful young American
woman. applied for a marriage IL
cense, which was granted. Rev.
George w. Bunton. of the Union M.
e. Church, married the couple. Both
are from Cincinnati. and expect to
go into business in Covington.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
HOW,S THIS0

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. j. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Y.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
GOOD NEWS.
Many Hartford Readers Have
Heard II and PrOfited
Thereby.

Good news travels fast, and the
thousands of bad back sufferers in
Hartford are glad to learn that
prompt relief is within their reach.
Man" I lame, weak and aching back
is bed no more, thanks 70 Doan's
KidIev Pills. Thousands upon
thousands of people are telling the
good news of their eXpe-' With
the Old Quaker Remedy. Here is an
example worth reading:
Mrs. H. c. Smith, Darlington,
Ky, says: 81 was afflicted with
kidney trouble for years. had Sc
we're pains in the small of my back
and whenever l stopped or lifted.
the attacks were particularly acute.
My back ached at night and when
arose in the morning l was verv'
lame. became tired easily, felt
languid and was frequently troubled
by headaches and spells of dizziness.
l know that my kidneys we're dis
ordered, as the kidney secretions
were unnatural. Learning of Doan's'
Kidney Pills, began their use and
the contents of two boyes cured me.
shall recommend this remedy at
every opportunity"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffa-
10, New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's--
and take no other.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
To BE Precise.

On a busy day a woman walked
into the Office of the court rooms at
Atlanta, Ca, and, addressing Judge
Blank, said:
Are you the reprobate judge"
81 am the probate Judge
That is what | was saying" she
said, land l have come to you be-
cause l am in trouble. My husband
was studying to be a minister at a
logical seminary, and he died de-
tested, and left three little infidels,
and I have come to be appointed
their eXecutioner."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
Saved child From Death.

After our child had suffered
from severe bronchial trouble for a
year." wrote G. T. Richardson, Of
Richardson Mills, Ala, I'VE feared
it had consumption. 1t had a bad
cough all the time. We tried many
remedies without avail, and doc
tors medicine seemed as useless.
Finally we tried DR.. Kings New
Discovery, and are pleased to saw
that one bottle effected a complete
cure, and our child is again strong
and healthy" For coughs. colds.
hoarseness, la grippe, asthma, GROUP
and sore lungs, it's the most infalli-
BILE remedy that's made. Price soc
and S1.O0. Trial bottle free. Guar
anteed by James H. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
Increases Their Size and
General Looks.
k ALSO CHEAPER Than CORN
Contend That Hogs Fed On
Alfalfa Will Not Have
Cholera.
SWINE SEEM TO THRIVE ON IT

Kansas City, Mo-, May 13.-Is al
falfa responsible for the increased
size and decreased price of the hogs
that come into the Kansas City
market? Stockyards company Off
Gals believe it is one of the princi-
pal reasons, though of course other
factors are to be considered.
Only a year ago the complaint
was made that there was a scarcity
of hogs in the country. 1t was be-
lieved the supply was so low that
1t would take five or six years to
bring 1t back to the normal, but in
the old days it was customary to
allow for a considerable percentage
!. of loss of hogs on account of disease,
particularly hog cholera. Then, too,
there had grown up a practice
among farmers of marketing a good
many hogs that had not attained
their full growth and were really
light.
All last winter and this spring
there have been coming TO Kansas
City a stream of fat, we'll developed
hogs weighing on an average near
~ twenty-five pounds more than the
hogs that came year ago.
On an average they are the
smoothest, best looking lot of hogs
that have been on the market in
years and there are so many more of
~them than anybody expected that
the price takes an occasional drop
and offers no promise of going the
other way.
The first explanation is that there
has been very little cholera in the
country; then that there was an ex-
traordinary supply of corn and the
farmers held the hogs longer to
clean up the corn, and that the feed
ing was liberal all through the win
ter and the hogs grew fast.
The absence of cholera the farm
ers attribute to the alfalfa. In the
last few years farmers all over Kan
sas and Oklahoma and some parts
of Missouri have found that there
are very few farms without some
acres that will grow alfalfa. For
merly 1t was supposed that only GER
tain kinds of soil would grow it and
that the bottom land was the only
place for alfalfa.
The farmers have learned that al
falfa is cheaper than corn for hogs
and, when fed with corn, makes bet
ter hogs. 1t is said that herds of
hogs, that Craze on alfalfa part of
the time rarely have cholera.
"The belief is growing down
here" said Eugene Rust, general
manager of the Stockyards compa-
ny, yesterday, that alfalfa has had
more to do with the surprisingly
, large number of hogs raised in the
country last year than any other one
cause. The usual allowance for
hogs dying of disease cannot be
made this year and the fact that
nearly every pig of last year lived
to grow to a marketable size, acc
counts for the increased number of
hogs. The big corn crop and the
general use of alfalfa account for
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
The Only CHANGE.

We respectfully proffer the sug-
gestion that the legislature be abol-
ished and Judge O'Rear be made
general manager of Kentucky. Some
such move would be necessary be-
fore Re could perform all his plat
form pledges in the remote event of
his election as Governor.-[Lexing-
ton Herald.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17

the increased size. But prices are
not materially lowered, so that the
grower continues to make good pro-
fit. Hogs can be grown much cheap
er when they run on pasture than
any other way, so with reduced
prices, he is still making money"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17

Administration is not in conformity
with that doctrine, we protest and
demand that a stop to the actual
condition of affairs be made at once
and that our voice be heard"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
WHY EXnerinent

When Or. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey has
been tried with satisfaction for over
sixteen years in millions of homes
for coughs, colds. Group and all
throat and bronchial troubles? You
can get 1t anywhere. Look for the
bell on the bottle. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17

the same spot year after year and
procure the material freshly made.
The British expedition bored a hole
about nine feet deep and found crys-
tails all the way. They believe the
formation is solid. Even a depth OF
nine feet would mean 2OO,OOO,OOO
tons.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
Biliousness and CONSTIPATION.


For years | was troubled with
biliousness and constipation, which
made life miserable for me. My ap-
petite failed me. / lost my usual
force and vitality. Pepsin prepara-
lions and cathartics only made mat
tiers worse. l do not know where
should have been to-day had l not
tried Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. The tablets relieve
the i'll feeling at once, strengthen
the digestive functions, purify the
stomach, liver and blood, helping
the system to do its work naturally.
Mrs. Rosa Potts, Birmingham,
Ala. These tablets are for sale by
all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
25c Is a Gman Amount.

You would not suffer one day for
five times that amount. Then try
sutherland's Eagle Eye Salve. We
guarantee it to cure. It's painless
and harmless. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
What's the Use

To suffer with sore eyes when one
Csc tube of Sutherland's Eagle Eye
Salve will cure you? We guarantee
1t. You risk nothing. It's a creamy,
snow white ointment. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17

For soreness of the muscles,
whether induced by violent exercise
or injury, Chamberlain's Eminent
is excellent. This liniment is also
highly esteemed for the relief it af-
fords in cases of rheumatism. Sold
by all druggists. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17

To Break in New Shoes Always Use
Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder. 1t prevents tightness and
blistering. relieves bunions, swollen,
sweating, tender feet. At druggists.
25c. Sample mailed free. Address,
A. s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y. 1874
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17

For the large and increasing sale Of
DIR. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey. When
in the need of a cough medicine, try
it and you will know the reason. IN
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
After Grippe
or any Sickness
VinOl Creates Strength
HERE IS PROOF

eater a long attack of Grippe,
Mrs. Vaught seemed unable to re-
cover her strength. She was very
weak and had no appetite. VI
MOL rapidly improved her condi-
ton and restored her to health. I
sincerely recommend its use during
convalescence or any run down
condition"
JUDGE c. N. VAUGHT,
Huntsville, Ala.
Miss Adelaide Gamm, of Water
town, Wis, writes, cater a severe
attack of the Grippe, my system
was in a very weakened, nervous,
rundown condition. 1 took VI
MOL with the best of results,
and it made me feel better and
stronger than have beenfor years"
We have never sold in our store
a more valuable health restorer for
weak and run down persons than
VINOL, and we ask such people in
this vicinity to try VINOL with
the understanding that their money
will be returned if it does not do
all we claim for it
For Sale by Hartford Drug Co.,
(Incorporated)
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-05-17
Frightful.

"They say she looked daggers at
him."
Worse than that. She looked
long hatpins."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-02-17
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.

Have your Fotos taken now at Co
nant Studio.
Miss Emily Fitzpatrick was Laona
visitor Saturday
Game warden A. G. Russell returned
home last Friday.
Postmaster Ed. Hammes of Padus
was here Tuesday.
Land agent Chas. Rietz was at Laona
on business Friday.
We guarantee satisfaction on all our
Fotos. Conant Studio.
Miss Jessie Alderton visited at her
home at Laona Sunday.
VIM. Koch of Carter was a business
caller in towd last Friday.
Atty. j. c. Mars left yesterday on a
business trip to Green Bay.
Remember we will remain here for
a short time only. Conant.
DIR. Lackner of Laona was in the
village last Thursday evening.
Rudolph Larson was down from Lao
ma on a business mission Monday.
County Poor Commissioner T. A.
Richardson was up to Laona Friday.
NJ. o. Boehm went to Shawano Tues
day on business, returning Thursday.
]. E. Himley left Wednesday on a
few days visit with his mother in Dane
county.
Sheriff w. B. St John came over
from Crandon on official business We'd
nesday.
DR.. C. M. Griswold was down to Car
ter on professional business Monday
evening.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-02-17
WISCONSIN RANKS HIGH.

Wisconsin is 1922 persons to every
square mile Of it's area ranking well up
in the list of states of the union in
density of population, according to fig
ures given out by the census bureau
Michigan has 48.9 to the mile, Iowa 40
and Minnesota 35.7 Rhode Island
leads in density of population with 508. 5
persons to the square mile.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-02-17
Entertainment Saturday Evening.

The Juniors and Seniors Of the High
School will give a musical entertain
ment at the High School Assembly
Room tomorrow Saturday evening.
Numerous musical numbers furnished
by the Juniors and Seniors and local
talent will constitute the program.
The two classes have worked faithfully
to make this a success and are deserv-
ing of a good patronage.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-02-17

Postmaster and Mrs. Slater and Mrs.
E Hemenway of Carter were in town
Saturday.
E. c.. Paul of Laona transacted bust
ness in our village Wednesday and
Thursday.
You now have an opportunity to have
First Class Pictures taken here at Co
nant Studio.
C. G. Himley came over from Gran
don Saturday and visited here until
Tuesday noon
Miss Lillian Wouters has returned to
Gillett after visit with the Leonard
Monette family.
Mrs. VIM. Hubbard, who has been
i'll for several weeks is able to be up
and around again.
Everything in Photography including
Portraits, Post Cards etc. Call and see
our work. Conant StuGio.
Vida Harkins and Josie Clark came
down from Goodman Monday and are
guests of the Dennee family.
Peter O'Connor of Amigo, cruiser
for the Kimberly Clark Company,
spent few days in town this week.
Spaniel Puppies:-I have fine thorough
bred Spaniel puppies for sale. Inquire
at Wabeno Drug Store.
j. Bradley.
King Weeman of Shawano looked az
ter the interests of the Shawano Brew
ing Company here Tuesday and We'd
nesday.
Frank Isaac, who has been assisting
E. Voelker the past few months, re-
turned to his home near Fond du Lac,
Wednesday.
Jos. Schaenger returned from Fond
du Lac Wednesday where he had taken
his fifteen year old daughter Clara to
be operated on for appendicitis.
Several loads Of young people from
Wabeno attended the dance at Carter
Saturday night. Music was furnished
by the Panosh orchestra Of Soperton.
Mrs. Otto Newman, who has been
assisting at the Lemke home during
the illness of Mrs. Lemke, r. turned to
the 500 Crossing Tuesday. Mrs. Lemke
has about recovered from her illness.
Mr.. and Mrs Nick Stemper and son
Henry and daughter Ludwin of st. Anne,
and Mr.. and Mrs. j. j. Gender of
St. James, MINI, visited with the
Voelker family few days the past
week.
A. E. Lawrence returned from Du-
buque, Iowa Thursday where he was
called by the serious illness of his
d Laughter, Miss Daisy He reports her
much improved, welcome TACT to her
many friends here
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-02-17
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

The following young people took part
in the flag drill last Friday.
Joseph Du Brucq Edward Derrah
Ernie Hassman Earl Owens
Johnny Carlson George Marsh
Noel Ansorge Ivan Shillman
Lawrence Moss Garfield Chinook
Joseph Kexall Lyle Tatro
Clyde Willett Clifford Wines
Roland Londo Louis Therriault
The Lincoln Program was carried out
to the letter and each and every men,
Der annexed laurel to their respec-
tive wreaths.
The Juniors and Seniors will endeavor
to give the public high class Enter
tainment on Saturday evening, Feb. Is
and their efforts should be literally
patronized. The students have the as
sistance of capable local talent and the
program will be varied and interesting.
Commence at 8:15.
Physics class are studying Light;
Junior Geometry, Plane Book four;
Botany, Spirogyra; Am. History, Re-
construction Period.
A Mock trial will be held in place of
the regular debate on Friday, March "a.
Program for Feb. 18th.
Call the Roll. Each member answer
by Quotation.
Reading of minutes.
Music Nita Bradley
Parliamentary Practice.
Debote, Resolved, That immigration
is detrimental to the United States.
Affirmative Negative
Geo. Nemetz ii. Noer
Jennie Stowe Alice Slater
Gertrude Wakely Selma Rusch
Reading ID. Dickinson
La Toilette K. Slater
Music E. Skubitzke
Decision of Judges
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-02-17

Gladys Mckinney of Mountain was
in town Wednesday and Thursday hav-
ing dental work done.
job printing at prices that are right
at this Office. Give us your order.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-18
The Widow

That most fascinating woman-the widow
of some other man.-Carolus Ager.
The widow is the fairest bird in all the
bloomin' nation; she is magnet to the
men and Sunday sheet sensation. A man
will stand upon his bean or eat from out
her digits while some fair dame who never
wed is having jealous fights. a man will
bust a rib or two in spending time and
shekels to WOO a female who's half com
plete-a widowed skirt with frecxles. He'll
leave his cot and darling kids to rip off
rhymed devotion and chase a dame who
saves her face with Jars of beauty lotion
\ widow needs but crook her hook to
smile the knowing smiles and everything
that wears the jeans will trek for her
for miles and bring bouquets of sweet
June peas, done up in lovely fashion, and
thrust them in the ladys mush. the while
he breathes his passion. Tall, lank young
men butt In the ring and wops OF many
summers. The widow keeps all kinds in
stock-she cousin 10 the drummers. It's
funny that the sweet young things who
never bucked the altar must SIT around
with folded wings while widows slip the
halter. Full few of the men who have
not wooed and with a widow tarried, and
thought he was the only large slice until
she left-and married. Yes, yes, she is a
charming bird, the symbol of the nation,
and men who never fell for her have
mirsed an educaton.-G. X. s. in Chicago
Tribune.