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The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28

Portland, Ore.-From plans now
under way, the Astoria Centennial
Commission will conduct fine ma
rine pageant as a convoy for Rex
Oregonus, the presiding genius of the
annual Portland Rose Festival. The
idea is to have this merry old mon
arch first appear on board a royal
barge off the mouth of the Columbia.
He will be met by the Historian feel
Iof pleasure craft, given royal salute
and then escorted the 100 miles from
the sea to Portland. Upon ms maj
esty's arrival here he will be formally
presented with the keys of the city
and formal greetings exchanged be-
tween the Astoria Centennial and the
Rose Festival
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28

acres Of good agricultural land, 60
acres In wild hay, has 200 inches
Of water for irrigation, good springs
ON the place that furnish open water
all the year, land all fenced, 2
room log house. Price, $35 per acre.
Half cash, balance on time at SO.
100 acres, good water right for
irrigation, 100 acres fenced, IS acres
broke out, Of which 20 acres Is in
hay, so acres in good wild grass
pasture. Good house WORTH $4,000,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28
PALACE DRUG STORE.
Piano Tuning

The undersigned is an expert
piano tuner, and will visit Blackfoot
about the middle of each month
Those wishing any work done in this
line please leave orders with Prof.
Rowdon or Miss Terry at the Studio,
phone 4S or write me at Blackfoot.
36tf L. N. HOCKET.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28

stable and other improvements.
Price, $50 an acre, half cash and
balance on time at SCI.
90 acres, all cleared and fenced.
good water right and bitches made,
$50 apple trees, % acres of alfalfa,
fifty foot well, rock house 5Ox5O,
aud 800 worth of building material
besides. .$3, 600. 1000 cash.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28

A Massachusetts, octogenarian who
has never shaved in his life, claims
to have saved $4,000 in that way,
but most men wo Id rather not have
the money than the whiskers.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28
FARM FOR SALE

FARM FOR SALE
Fifty one acres three miles from
Blackfoot. on telephone line ana
rural mail route, double water
right, orchard, we'll, buildings; mar
a mile from beet loading station.
Price s6,000.0O. BYRD TREGO. II
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1911-04-28

Electricity is now being used in
fixing dyeing solutions.
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
BANK LOOTERS
PLEAD GUILTY
Admitted the Framing up of Fake
Robbery.

Salt Lake City, Utah, July 27.-The
finish Of a sensational bank looting
conspiracy came today IN the district
court at Tooele when pleas o. guilty
were entered by y. /. Shafer, Geo. H.
Hggs and A. y. Walton to the charge
of embeZzlement and each received a
sentence Of one yer in the states prison.
On June Shafer, cashier of the
Tooele Commercial Bank was found ~
ing in the bank bound and gagged. He
told n story of having been attacked
by a tall and short man" and 4 check
ing up of the banks funds showed that
close to $4,000 had been taken. State
ments wrung from Shafer. led to the
arrest Of Higgs who succeeded Shafer
as cashier and Walton. a Salt Lake
business man. Confessions were made
by the men that they planned the hold
up the scheme. The money has been
returned.
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28

York, IN nan year.
Tie fun at Irlutsk starts at mid
night: the cit, IS as dcGu as a sun
day an hour before. Then the NOV
ing picture SHOWS, of which there
are three To- block on the Holshois-
laia. spin off their last films and 'he
officers and mining CnIin-eia-cor
all the world goes TO moving pic
ture shows in the towns of Siberia
crowd into the restaurants
You enter 4 pair of swinging doors,
kick off your felt snow b0ntS, hand
your furs To an attendant, and pass
into long room throngel with
diners. gay with the uniform of the
garrison, and women in smart Paris
ian costumes. At the far end is Il
small stage on which a--core of girls
in a minimum of skirt and a maxi
mum Of smile go through fatCous
double shuffles and dances executed
with degree Of incompctcucy that
would bring a blush 10 the damasH
cheek of a Bowory souhrc,te. n
/ turn finished. the performers or sing
! ers skip down To- mingle with The au-
| diencc. scattering around the tables
and ordering the costlicst fruits ant
rarcst wines that the management sur
/ passes itself in providing.
Here. too, the sons Of uncle San
keep the old flag flying. Last y"al
there were, for instance, the yo''nl
Harvard graduate of a burg in tn
north of Pennsylvania and his f;ie1'
theclergvman's son. They sojoTr"
here for three hectic weeks, spendini
$4,000 in one hotel during thai
time. The Harvard man disburSed
81 000 i'm one day, and another day
had $4,000 stolen from his person.
The parsons son always Kept. ana
showed good sense in the x ping
n loaded Browning in one hip pocket
but he spoiled this display OF pru-
dencc by keeping a wad of 10000
rubles 100000 in the other I"
clinch by the ready-money lure any
rich bargain in mines that he might
chance to run acros.
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
WIcKEDEST OF CITIES.
Five Hundred Murders, will,
Irkutsk, Siberia, Annually Produces
Ten Arrests.

There is no doubt about it-this
is the wickedest city in the world.
One would hardly come II Irkutsk
for a rest cure, says the Irkutsk Isl
beria) correspondent Of the New Yorl.
World. Withapopulation Of 10000
persons crammed into a couple #
squaremiles on a bend in Tie Angara
river, It produces 500 murders a
year, with an average ~ one Arrest
for each so killings. AID for each
10 arrests there are but five con-
victions. This is not buncombc: i;
is 4 Transcription from the city
ct imina! records. ! In ono day this
month there were % murders and at
tempted murders within the city linn
its,
Irkutsk is pretty gay at nights
now, but the citizens look back en-
viously to the zenith Of its career. in
the days If the recent Japanese
was. Then champagne and wines
were often cautiously transported free
of freight charges from St Peters
burg and Moscow in steel cars label
ed "powder"-cars militant with
painted imperial eagles and Cossack
guards. A colonel of one regiment
openly boasted in the Metrop"le res
taurant the other night that 1ort
champagne was drunk in Irkutsk in
one month during the Japanesee wal
than is sold on Broadway, New
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
DEADLOCK
UNBROKEN
M'EIrOg's Vote VIII Decide
Question
COUNCIL MEETS TONIGHT
Petition Signed by Property
Owners Will Urge the
Appointment of Stauffer
and Parish to the Paving
Commissino.
COUNCIL MEETS TONIGHT

Councilman c. J. McElroy will re
turn To Phoenix August IS. and the
three members Of the present citizens
paving commission consider. it i'm
probable that anything will be done
toward the election Of W. A. Parish
and Charles a Stauffer Until his re
turn. as his vote will be necessary
10 break the deadlock in the city
council
\ petition was circulated among
the business men Of the city early in
the week. requesting the election of
Stauffer and Parish To the commits
sion. 1t was learned last night that
il has been signed by fully 90 per
cent of the property owners and tax
payers Of the business district, and
in order to hasten their election it
will he presented to the council at a
meeting tonight in the city hall The
petition is already in the hands of
the city recorder.
1t was only after the repeated re-
quests of the citizens that Stauffer
and Parish consented To become can
didates for the vacant places on the
commission. Because of their repu-
tation for being hard workers, and
men who would be most suitable for
such positions, their refusals were
not accepted, and after the wishes of
the majority had been declared i'm
favor of their election, they consent
ed to act as commissioners if the
council should favor their appoint
ment.
No definite expression has been
made by Mayor LLOYD b. Christy or
any member of the council regarding
the likelihood Of their appointment
When asked Yesterday if he eX-
pected to be appointed commits
sioner. Mr. Parish replied:
Il don't know anything about it. If
they WANT me, ] viii serve"
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
ORGANIZED LABOR
AFTER DETECTIVES
Proposal to Prosecute the eurnes
Agency.

Washington July 21.-OrganlZed
labor proposes to prosecute the Burns
detectice agency for it's part in ar
resting the men charged with des-
troying with dynamite the news
paper plant of the Los Angeles
Times.
In an appeal for funds with which
to defend the alleged dynamiters,
issued today by the American Fed
Grafton of Labor il is declared that
every man connected with the kid
mapping of the McNamaras viii be
prosecuted to the limit of the law
and that punishment will be meted
out to THE detective agencies that
assume to be superior to the law"
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
AN AGED WOMAN
ROBBED IN CEMETERY
Shot While Covering the Grave of a
Son With Flowers.

San Francisco, Cal, July Z7.-Mrs.
Leon Guggenheim, an elderly woman
whose husband is president of a local
oil company. was shot by a robber to-
dav while strewing flowers on the
grave of her son in the Home of Peace
cemetery near Colma.
The shot passed through her shoul-
der and inflicted a painful wound The
thug escaped into the hills with her
purse containing a small amount of
coin. Posses are now hunting the man
on both sides of the county line.
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
His Invention.

DIR. Arthur William Nhite' OF i''''
delights in telling of his experience
with an inventor of the unleltercu-
genius type who came to the pr"leS-
sor with a model of a perpetual-hlo-
ton machine.
HIM; looks plausible" observed
DIR. White. but it won't work. what
are YOU going to do about gravity!
Gravity" said the visitor scorh-
fully. "T"en wit gravity; wen use
plenty o. grease"
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28

policeman, address, him as Monsieur"
and raise your hat. He will immedi-
ately return you a military salute. lis
ten attentively. and give you. az care
fully as possible, the necessary infor-
nation, saluting you again as you raise
your hat To leave him.-F. Berkeley
Smith Parisians Out of Doors.
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
RATHER LARGE MOSQUITOES.

The late Henry Guy Carleton, the
playwright, lived at Atlantic City, and
when the mosquitoes were bad he
would tell his Madras mosquito story.
There are no mosquitoes he
would begin, lin Brittany and
Breton woman. about 10 emigrate 10
Madras. was warned by friend
Beware OF the Madras MOSQUE
toes. They have long suckers hang
ing from their heads and they VIII
draw the very life-blood out of you
The Breton woman arrived In
Madras duly, and as she disembarked
she saw three elephants drawn up
near the pier.
"'Ciel' she cried. Are these mo-
squitoes?' Los Angeles Times.
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28
WHERE POLICEMEN ARE POLITE,

The laws Of France relative to the
out doors life of the masses are
made i'm the interest of the people. Fur
thermore. they are enforced. There IS
no fixing things with a French police
man. If your bicycle has suddenly been
twisted into junk by careless driver
the belted and brass buttoned gentle
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28

at fault, you must pay the damages;
if the other fellow is to blame, you will
be ushcred from the presence Of the
commissaire de police with as much
ceremonial politeness as would be
shown at a diplomatic interview.
If it is boiling hot and you are in
need of INFORMATION. go to the nearest
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28

him to the police station, he conducts
you with n quiet dignity and an air Of
fulfilling his duty. II does not make
the slightest difference in France who
YOU are. or whether or not you have
mutual friends in the corner saloon. or
come from his ward, or are a relative
of Congressman So-and-So. If you are
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28

man who arrives on the scene questions
you with intelligence AMI jots down in
his notebook the facts of the occur
renee. as near as he can ascertain them.
Throughout the interview lie Is polite.
alert. and painstaking i'm getting at the
exact truth. and. whether you or the
offending driver or both nc company
Arizona republican., 1911-07-28

She's wise girl who can anaiyze
her own COMPLEXION.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
BOY HAS CLOSE CALL.
Little Fellow Rescued After Falling
Into Stream of Water.

Corporal Joseph Cowley of Company
A, Engineers, saved a boys life yester-
day afternoon, when he fished him out
of the stream running into the Calumet
Dam from the west between the Red
Jacket shaft location and Pine street.
The boy was nearly exhausted when
taken out of the mud and water but
before his name could be ascertained
he started for his home i'm Red Jacket
shaft location.
Corporal Cowley was working for
the village of Red Jacket yesterday at
the snow dump i'm the field between
Red Jacket shaft location and the viii
lage. He noticed a number of boys
playing on the snow banks on the sides
of this stream, and while watching
them saw one of the number slip over
the bank and roll into the mud and
water. Mr. Crowley hurried to the spot
and pulled him out by the feet. fhe
boys head and shoulders had stuck i'm
the mud at the bottom and but for
the. prompt action on the part of the
rescuer,, he would surely have suffo-
Gated.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
RETURN GAME With THE
MARQUETTE TEAM MARCH II

Physical Director T. ID. Sherwood,
Of the y. NJ. <. A. stated this morning
that arrangements have been COM
pleted for a basketball game with the
knights of Columbus team, of Mar
quette, and the Y. M. c. a. TO be play
ed In the Calume, Y. NJ. {. A. sym a
week from Friday evening. March IL.
This is the team that 50 decisively
defeated the local quintette during its
recent visit 10 the Queen city.
The Marquette team is a very strong
one, and the Y. NJ. c. a. boys will
have 10 so some 10 turn the tables on
their vanquishers. II Is PROBABLE that
the visiting team will be accompan-
led 10 Calumet by a number OF root
ers.
Director sherwood is making ar
for a basketball game TO
be played Friday evening between the
Y. VI. &. a. and high school team.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
SEVERAL CASES
IN LOCAL COURTS
STEVE AND PETER NICkOLlCH
HAVE HEARING ON SERIOUS
CHARGE OTHER
CASES.

Justice Fishers court room was
and interested spectators at the ex-
animation of Steve and Peter Nicko-
Itch, charged jointly with assault with
intent to do great bodily harm less
than the crime of murder 1t was nee
essary to secure the services Of an
ants could speak English very fiuently.
John Mainar acted in that capacity
The examination will likely ne con-
cluded today. and the defendants re-
manded 10 the county Jail to await a
convenient date for the transcribing of
the testimony, the reading and signing
of the same.
Ella Johnson, arrested recently on
charge of selling liquor without IL
cense, had TO face another charge in
Justice Fishers court last evening, that
of keeping a disorderly house. She
waived examination and was bound
over to the May term of circuit court.
Bonds of $500 were furnished.
In connection with this charge five
alleged inmates of the house We're also
arraigned in Fishers court, charged
with being disorderly persons. Each
pleaded guilty and paid a fine and
costs.
The examination of John Ratz, on
charge of assault with intent to do
great bodily harm less than the crime
of murder, took place i'm Justice Fish
er's court yesterday. Several witnesses
testified, and the examination was adj
journed until Saturday. On Saturday
the testimony will be read over and
signed.
John Anderson, of Dollar Bay, was
up before Justice c. O. Jackola yes
terday on a charge of killing a human
being while in pursuit of game On
application the examination was adj
journed until March II.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07

There are 500 hotels and apartment
houses in Los Angeles.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
ENTERTAINMENT PLANNED.
ST. Andrews Society to Hold Socia
Gathering Friday.

A social gathering will be conducted
under the auspices of the ST. Andrews
society of Calumet at the jefferson
school building on Friday evening, in
honor of those who have assisted the
society at various entertainments given
under its auspices. Invitations have
been issued to all who have taken part
in the programs given at Christmas
time or on Bobbie Burns birthday an
niversary or other similar occasions,
the purpose of the gathering being to
show the appreciation of the members
of the society. The members of the
society and their families will also be
entertained.
A musical and literary program will
be given after which luncheon will be
served and dancing INDUCED in. 1t is
believed that the event will prove
very pleasant one.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
Cost of a Recount.


Enrollment-Jacob Pessonen.
No. -Registration-A b. Holten-
hon. Albert Uren. w. f. Hartman.
nspectors-william Pollard. Will
liam Rowe. j. r. Biscombe, Frank r.
Landers.
Clerks-c, l. Noctzel, r. d. Peter
mann.
Enrollment-E. r.. Kroeger.
No. 1O-Registration-T. ID. Meads,
Dennis Mccarthy, James c. Wilson.
nspectors-Donald Kennedy, Dan
Harrington. w. p. carlyon. William
Lahore.
Clerks-T d. Meads, W. Steckbauer.
Enrollment--W. ]. Coombe.
No. 11-Registration-- Fish
er, David Armit, Martin Prisk.
Inspectors-O. .Barsanti, ]. c. Light,
William Fisher, David Armit.
Martin PrislS. William II.
BENEFITS.
Enrollment-Harry II. Ingersoll
No. -Regstration-J. II. Manner,
Marcus A. Cook, ". s. Bray.
Inspectors - Frank Distell. Jr.;
Christ Kohn, John Hunt, Charles FL
lis Jr.
Clerlls-A. w. Bray, Valentine Kohn.
Observation-Disclosures Hoehner. Jr.
Sixty Delegates.
IL was reported this morning that
the representation at the township
convention would be sixty. The fol-
lowing Is the number of delegates
from each precinct: No. 1. g.; No. 2
5; No. 8, 2; No. 4. 4; No. 5, 5; No. G.
:; No. Z, s; No. s. 3; No. 9, G; Nc. 10
Z; No. II, s; No. ~, 4. The total
number of votes cast for secretary OF
state at the last fall election in Calu-
met township was 3022.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
VAUDEVILLE SUCCESSFUL.

Fully one thousand people witnessed
the combined moving picture and
vaudeville program at the Grand the
alter last evening. and IL was necessary
10 turn several hundred others away
because 81 the lack OF seating capac-
ity. The feature act OF the evening, a
dancing, singing and paper tearing
novelty by Kestuson brothers was
highly appreciated by all present.
The four moving picture numbers pre-
scented were likewise interesting and
entertaining. Kestuson brothers Will
remain at the Grand tonight and to-
morrow evening and new act will be
provided commencing Thursday even
ing
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07

Chamois leather is not the hide o
the chamois, but the flesh side OF
sheepskins.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
new OFFICIALS
FOR PRECINCTS
LIST TO SERVE UNTIL 1912 is
NAMED By THE TOWNSHIP
5oARp-To RE-DlsTRIcT
TOW NSHIP.

The regular monthly meeting OF the
Calumet township board was held this
morning. The petition presented by
residents OF Copper City. asking that
a precinct be established there result
ed in the clerk being instructed TO
notify the petitioners that the enrolled
voting strength OF the precinct must
reach 500 before a petition can be
entertained. The number OF enrolled
voters there now, number about 200.
Justice David ArInit and James
MaoNaughton were appointed a COM
mittee Of two TO bring in report rel
alive TO the re-districting of Calumet
township precincts IL is probable
that one or two new districts will be
established.
The Osceola Consolidated Mining
company asked that the roadway lead
ing from the county road into and
through the Kearsarge mine be kept
In a state OF repair. The company
stated that the road is much used
and that its condition is not of the
hest especially for teaming purposes
The matter was referred to Highway
Commissioner Mugford.
The township was called upon to
pay bills amounting 10 approximately
Sio4 for ant-t6Sins. drugs. etc, dur
ing the past month.
Following is a list of the precinct
officers who will act at all elections
until March L. 1912. as passed upon
by the board this morning. A num-
her Of changes have been made. Clerk
Martin requests that any officer who
has been named finds it impossible to
act, viii please notify him at his ear
lest convenience.
No. Observation-Disclosures Mat
thews, James Sharp. s. c. Vivian.
Inspectcrs-John Jory, Jr., Ira PEN
berthy. A. f. Hooper Xavier Thoman.
Clerks-George Hore. n. b. Vivian
Enrolment clerk-Albert ]. Davey.
No. Observation-Disclosures Soddy.
Jesse d. Meads, William White.
Inspectors-Henry Johns. II. f
King, ID. ID. Harrington, William
White.
Election clerks-Edwin w. Northey,
+. f. Bay
Enr0llment-GeOrge Martin.
No. 3-Registration-lP Wesse,
James Williams. Evelyn Carter.
nspectors-Arthur George, r. c.
Charles Schmain, John
Salmon.
Clerks-T. S. Ross, George Mclean.
Enrollment-Edwin George.
No. 4-Registraion-Jam Phillips.
Martin Dooley. Frank Nadeau Jr.
nspectors-George Wright. Sam
Richards, Sam Jess. Joseph H. Dem
mis-.
Clcrks-William Eddy Charles -.
Gale.
Enrollment-Wiliam Hore.
No. 5-Registration Edward ID
wards, William II. Chinn, Robert Rem
wick
Inspectors-George Calverley Thos.
Penhan, sr., Frank Murray. Christ
Lowney.
Clerks-L c. wareham, Donald La
monte.
Enrollment-J. +. Lindstrom.
No. 67-Registrat!on-J B. Curtis,
John Foley, James G. Curto.
Irspectors-John Spchar, ole Olson.
Pat Brennan, J. f. Glasson.
Clerks-M j. Asselin, J. j. Ellis, Jr
Fnrollment--Saul Sands.
No. 7-Registration-C. O. Jackola,
John +. Roberts. j. II. Johnson.
nspectors-Daminick Kemp, c. q,
Jackola, i. a. Larson, Michael Sunich.
Clerks-Joseph Kemp and Paul
FTomholZ.
Enrollment-Pat Ryan.
No. 8-Registration-Fra Larson,
Frank Phillips, J. VI. Spry.
Irspectors-John Pcntecost, William
Nisula, Joseph Lean. j. H. Chynoweth.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
LOCAL BRIEFS.


Charles Ham left last evening for
Calgary, Alberta.
John Martin has gone to Green Bay,
Wis, on business.
Jacob Kunisto of Hermann, is visit
| ing Calumet relatives.
Frank Rahkola left last night for
Duluth, where he will spend a few
days.
Leo =. Bertrabd of Iron Mountain,
has returned home after a brief visit
in Calumet
The regular monthly meeting OF the
Red Jacket village council will be held
this evening
Mrs. c. Busch is recovering from an
operation performed recently at the
Calumet Public hospital.
Walter Moore has returned from Los
Angeles, where he was called some
time ago by the illness of his mother.
J. III. MacKinnon, general agent for
the Northern Canadian Pacific steam
ship company is in Calumet on bust
ness.
The Boys Favorite club of Calumet
has made arrangements to give a dane
ing party in the Light Guard Armory
April Il. A G. a. II. orchestra has
been engaged to furnish music.
Justice c. o. Jackola, Attorney O. ].
Larson and Edward Ulseth left last
evening for Duluth. where they will at
tend the annual meeting Of the Finn
ish-American Mining company.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07

An international agricultural con-
gress will be held at Santiago, Chile,
i'm September.
If air slaked lime be used in earth
in which plants are potted, it will keep
worms away.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07

A week from tomorrow evening, the
committee recently appointed to make
arrangements for the annual Good
Friday celebration of zone and All"
lodge. Sons of st. George, will make a
report
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07
Fire Alarm
Boxes

We have had a supply OF
cards printed showing the loca-
ton Of fire alarm boxes IN the
Calumet district
These cards may be had by
calling at either Of our offices or
we would be pleased 10 mail on
telephone request.
FAUCETT BROS. & GUCK.
Calumet and Laurium.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-03-07

Don't get angry If your neighbor has
a barking dog. II might be a daughter
who sang-and you can throw things
at the dog.