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The Marshall republican., 1911-08-03
POULTRY AND EGGS
Top Market" Cnsh and
Free Groceries at
Aug. Bates Poultry House.
Pig Turned Philosopher

Once there vas a Zig with n SEN
ci.ive snous AMI n quirky tai. His
feet were back with the muck OF
the sty ana his thick yellow skin,
ono soft AMI pink. was covered
with stiff bristles.
The pig proved beyond pread-
venture that his natural function
was to wallow and root and gorge,
but n day he took his snout
out OF the trough and said, "Bless
me, what's the use OF being a mere
pig! ! have specialized on swM
long enough; II bores me. This
sty Is fine, after its sort, but as n
constant passion and environment
Il gets on ones nerves. I need n
fad, n folly, a dash OF ~enlivening
bitters In the cup OF existence. Let
me see,-oh, yes, I'll be n phil
osopher, at least Sundays, and tell
the nightingales how to really sing
And Il was 80, and the reporters
waited OF the pig and put his
aphorisms into the daily papers
and the people said, "oh, my"
This was some timc ago. The
pig has since passed into peps.n
and pork and lard and toothbrush
es and fertilizer, and Is now n very
useful though thoroughly parti-
toned, contribution n the social
we.iare.-Richard Wightman in
success Magazine"
The Marshall republican., 1911-08-03

ish his new TOILET water for the
bath of Miss Muggy Hippo. The
lady Is very fastidious and part
GUAR about hcr baths. Arthur
Clough was given the contract for
supplying tho hops Tor the hop
ping monkeys. j. T. McAllister
was awarded the Job OF adjusting
tho rings for the zebras. The head
forgery for ths birds OF paradics
viii be boxed alter by Dan Por-
ter, Jr.
ter, Jr. p. NJ. Walker will see that
the dogs have plenty OF bark,
while Louis Poucher will shave the
tickets.
While In the city, Mr.. o'Donnei
tried TO engage Henry Hamilton
to take Happy Hooigan's parts,
but Henry was afraid he couldn't
fil the bin. He referred o'Donnel
to c. L. Rcppenhagen who we In
derstand has undertaken the Job.
The Sons OF Rest will be Gagged
and form an interesting collection
Of home talent. There's no dan
ger OF them escaping as Il re-
quircs too much OF an effort. !.
NJ. Lazy viii have charge OF this
exhibit.
II will be a great day in Mar
shall when the Hagenbeck and the
Wallace shows come TO town.
The Marshall republican., 1911-08-03
Apples High

Farmers who are lucky enough
to have an orchard can pick up
OF the Funsten Dried
some nice extra money by taking
little trouble" said r. E. Funston
Fruit & Nut Co., OF st. Louis, larg-
est concern Of its kind In the
world, In q recent interview.
"If they will sun dry Dr. evapor-
ate every apple, not used some
more profitable way, they car com
mand prices ranging to as high an
100 per cent more than ever before
received at this time OF year. THIS
Is not due to any shortage OF the
apple crop, but to the shortage
and scarity of peaches, prunes,
apricots and raisins which has re-
suated In a tremendously increased
demand for dried and evaporat-
ed apples.
"Just 20 show what's happening,
evaporated apples sold July last
year year r eagerly sought ut
year ut five to six cents and this
twelve to fifteen cents a pound. So
you Q there's a chance for the
farmer with only a few apple trees
60 make some money rs well as
the professional ~orehariist, by TAX
ing a little trouble.
The Marshall republican., 1911-08-03
Local Market.

Marshall. Aug. 3. 1911
Corrected weekly by the Marshall
Co.
The Marshall republican., 1911-08-03
Want and for Sale Column

FOR sALE-Seed rye by A. @.
Jones, r. (. d. 6, Marshall, Mo. II.
FOR SALES room house and
5 dots in Mt. Leonard, on good
terms. Also a good livery barn.
NJ. @. KLEEN,
sap Mt. Leonard, Mo.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
ELDO R ADO

Mr.. and Mrs. E. H. Bruins ,.were
Sunday callers at Cooks. |:
Mr.. and Mrs. W. G. Larson were
Herman ca llers Saturday.
Mr.. Lewis Suess, who has been visit
ing his son. returned to his home in
Minneapolis Thursday.
Florence Suess called at Brunkow S
Sunday.
Mr.. John Bruins called at Herman
Monday.
Mr.. Brunkow and daughter Alma
called at Herman the first of the
week.
Grover Brunkow called at McKen-
zle's Sunday.
Pretty good the way the town peo-
pie come out in Eldorado, hunting
prairie chickens. They get so ex
cited they shoot at the sings instead
of chickens.
Mrs. Dunkle and daughter Pearl
called at Herman Saturday.
Guy Neuton returned to his home
in Minneapolis Thursday.
Misses Grace and Minnie Bruins
called at Luikens' Sunday.
Mr.. John Luikens spent Sunday at
home.
Mr. Suess called at Herman Satur-
day.
Mrs. E. H. Bruins and Florence
Suess called at Herman Saturday.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
Snokinq In Berlin Streats.

Before May %. 1899. no smoking
was allowed in the streets or parks of
Berlin, and offenders were punished
by fine for the first infraction of the
rule and by Imprisonment afterward.
The king of Prussia in those days de-
tested smoking, and the police and the
military men were under strict orders
to arrest any one who dared to smoke
in public. 1t is recorded that when
Napoleon occupied Berlin a hundred
years ago the Berliners eagerly took
advantage of the opportunity to smoke
and took special delight in putting
smoke in the faces of the police, who
had then no power to arrest them. In
1882. however. the restriction was
withdrawn.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

My feelings in the matter aside, and
looking at the whole thing from a
practical standpoint, the big insurgeat
meeting in Minneapolis does not at
The present time stand out as a move
ment likely to put the Taft candidacy
put of business as far as Minnesota is
concerned, but there is no getting
away from the fact that an uneasy
feeling prevails and the whole move
ment may assume proportions likely
10 make trouble. There was a big
crowd present, there was much en-
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
DONNELLY TOWNSHIP.

Miss Marie Erdahl spent Thursday
afternoon with Mrs. Hanson. of Ell
dorado.
Herman and John Sperr were state
fair visitors.
Who is it that has had that per-
petual smile since Saturday.
Phil and Archie Stone and Oliver
Hagerman, of Morris, also O. A.
Gerth. of Minneapolis, were out on a
hunting trip the later part of the
week and spent part of Friday and
Saturday at G. E. Anderson's.
Miss Laura Corbett. of Morris, is
visiting Miss Marie Erdahl and other
friends this week.
Miss Findley. of Spicer. came up
Saturday and is staying with Mrs.
G. E. Anderson.
Roy Bergren spent Saturday in
Morris.
Miss Nellie Nelson. of Fergus Falls,
is here on a visit with old friends
and neighbors.
Misses Marie Erdahl. Alma and
Jennie Gregerson spent Friday after
noon with Ellen Anderson.
Mr.. Ballard. an old neighbor of
the Sperr's and Bergren's, from
Hampton, is here for a short stay.
Mrs. Rice left for Fairbault on
Tuesday. She was accompanied by
little Margaret Goodhue who will
visit with her grandparents at North
field.
A surprise party was given at Dorm
quast's on Tuesday evening.
Richard Anderson went down to
the cities Sunday night to again at
tend Manchester College.
Misses Nellie Nelson and Victoria
King and brother Alfred spent Sat-
urday evening at G. E. Anderson's.
The Sewing Circle of the Kong
svinger church met with the Gregerson
girls on Wednesday afternoon.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15

One state fair absentee of consid-
erable Importance was United States
Senator Nelson number of anx-
ious ones were looking for him, but
he did not come. Senator Moses e.
Clapp was also among the missing.
!. 1. !.
c. N. Cosgrove, who did duty as Sec
retary of the state fair until displaced
by J. N. Simpson of the Iowa state
fair, is now promoting an exposition
at Kansas City.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
Trifies Accentahla

Br1ggs-l have made will leaving
my brain to the hospital and justfgot
an acknowledgment from the authori
ties. Lofty-Were they well pleased?
Briggs-They wrote that every little
helps.-American Family Journal.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
DONNELLY HAPPENINGS

Mr.. Peter Swedberg was a Don
nelly visitor Monday.
Miss Frances Hilla returned last
Monday from the State Fair.
Miss Josephine Longeville has been
on the sick list for the past few
days.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. C. Manning re-
turned from the cities last Saturday
night.
Mr.. A. H. Taisey returned Tuesday
after an extended visit with his son
in Canada.
! Mr.. Erick Peterson and Glen Turn
er returned last Saturday from the
State Fair.
Miss Nellie Nelson, of Fergus Falls
Minn.. has been visiting with Miss
Jennie Olson.
Miss Shepherd. who is the new
teacher in the Donne'ly school, arrived
last Sunday.
Miss Marjorie Carrigan left last
week for the St. GATHERINGS Academy
of st. Paul, MINI.
Mr.. F. M. Smith. F. J. McLaugh-
lin and Carl Sather were Herman
visitors last Friday.
Miss Mabel Weltzin returned last
Saturday from DeGraff where she
has been visiting her sister.
Miss Margaret Gallagher. of Sauk
Centre, Minn., is visiting with her
sister, Mrs. Ed. Herberger.
Miss Jennie Monson left last week
for St. Paul, after spending couple
of months here with her parents.
Mr.. John Hilla and family returned
last Sunday night from an extended
visit with relatives in Foley, MINI.
Mr.. A. F. Leaf who was in the
city to see his brother who has been
sick, returned last Saturday night.
Miss Melbastad and Miss Logan
returned last Saturday to resume their
duties as teachers in the Donnelly
school.
DR.. A. O. Norstrom Eye Specialist
of Minneapolis at Donnelly again
Monday. September 18th. Office at
Donnelly Hotel.
Ladies. don't forget the fall mil
line'y opening on Sept. IA. 18th and
18th, at Miss Lartch's shop, one
block east of Waggoner' store.
Miss Minnie Peterson, daughter OF
Mr.. G. O. Peterson, of California.
and former resident of Donnelly is
here visiting with old friends.
Mr.. H. L. Moore, travelling super
intendent of the St. Anthony Elevator
Co. was in town last Friday, looking
after the interests of that company.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mortz, who have been
visiting with her brother Mr.. J. W.
Smith and family. returned last Mon
day to their home in Minneapolis,
MINI
Mr.. and Mrs. O. A. Jungclaus. who
have been visiting with her brother
Mr.. J. c. Phifer and wife, left last
Saturday for their home at Howard
Lake, MINI.
The Herman base ball team will
play at Donnelly Sunday, Sept. II.
This is the last game of the season,
so everybody come and help to make
it a success.
Miss Ethel Shepard who lives north
of Donnelly left Monday noon for
New York where she will visit for
the next month or six weeks. Mr..
Shepard intends to 90 later and ac-
company his daughter.
Mr.. Lee Kloos is sick with a severe
case of appendicitis. DR.. Agden of
assisted by DR.. Hulburd.
of Morris, and DR.. Whittemore, of
Donnelly, performed an operation on
Monday morning, and since then he
is getting along nicely.
Notice.
Two fine lots for sale cheap in DON
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
Notice.

Two fine lots for sale cheap in Dom
nelly, lots and 2 of block 8. Ad-
dress the owner, J. W. Lucey, Pedro
Miguel, Canal Zone, Panama.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
TWOSUSPECTSUNDERAR3-
Bulgarian Laborer Stabbed Thirty.
four Times and Shot.

Two Bulgarians were arrested at
Prior Lake charged with the murder
of Ivan Vanovitch, Bulgarian Sec
ton hand. The evidence against the
men is said to be conclusive.
Vanovitch, Bulgarian section hand,
living alone in boarding car on the
Milwaukee road near that place, was
found dead in the car by other labor
ers. Thirty-four stiletto wounds were
on his body and he had been shot
through the head from behind. 1t was
known that Vanovitch had money on
his person and in the bank and it was
decided at once thar robbery was the
motive.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
Stolen Painting Recovered.

A mysterious woman stole Die
Frau" a $1,000 painting, from it's
frame in the woman's parlor of the
Radisson hotel at Minneapolis, only
to abandon the painting later A
few hours after the theft a woman left
a package at the drug store of c. A.
Corey, which, when opened, proved to-
be the stolen art treasure.
Morris tribune., 1911-09-15
An Ex-Convict.

Jolkley-I once heard man say that
he would rather be an ex-convict than
anything else he could think of. Polk
ey-The idea! How eccentric! Jolkley
Not at all. The man was in the peni-
tentiary for life,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-02

the world really is. No puts
clothes. AS man, how 1 see him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-02

There too many people now trying to make an
some Of them would become hoboes, the others
better chance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-02
A s[M|-HOL|DAY
IN SECURITY MARTS,
WITH LONDON WEAK
Declines in Leaders About
Half Point-Chicago
Grains Higher.

The London Stock Exchange and the
Chicago Board Of Trade were the emily
commercial bodies open for business,
where trading counted Of the slightest
Importance to American investors or
spectators.
Other exchanges were closed. New
York trades, after the battle Of the last
few weeks, one-sided that It was, were
perfectly willing to take an extra rest
Of one day. The Washington Exchange
always closes during the summer
months on Saturday. Even the excite
ment in the cotton market incident to
the admitted drop from Ss.1. the condi-
ton July Is. 1911, and 73.2, the condition
August 3, 1911. and the excited rally
f1ctent to hold the New York cotton
traders over the extra days outing at
mountain or seaside resort.
Banks were open for business as
usual, and the saturday routine fur
nished plenty TO do.
Most of the usual room customers
were out OF the town in New York and
Washington, but the inveterates in both
places gathered to discuss conditions.
While admitting that the declines in
stocks and the depression in business
will, In all probability, halt further at
tacks on corporations, 1t was generally
predicted that further losses were likely
to occur before investment buying could
be induced, as the big financial interests
had their burden, and seemed unwilling
to increase their holdings unless at
lower figures. 1t Ia admitted that prices
are low, and that with every decline
there will be scale buying by the ele-
ment that does not expect to get the
bottom on weak spots, but expects to
average their holdings so as TO be in a
position TO take advantage of the rally
that always comes.
Advices from London indicated that
the Moroccan situation was assuming a
rather dangerous appearance, although
Il Is still hoped that diplomacy will be
able to deal with the problem to the
avoidance Of war.
London was weak at about y of a
point decline on the leading active
securities, Union Pacific, Southern Pa
cific, Steel, Reading and Southern Pa
cific, while Rails, American and home,
were generally soft.
Wheat was about a point higher on
September and II point on December
and May deliveries. Corn was also
very strong.
The strength in the commodities
was not a good argument for the
security market.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-02
St. Louis Steel Man
Kills Self in Gotham

NEW YORK, Sept. AT the height
of a brilliant business career and ap-
parently with everything to live for,
Daniel E. Garrison, jr., vice president
of the Corrugated Steel Bar Company,
Of st. Louis, committed suicide at the
Waldorf Astoria today.
According to the physician sum-
moned, Garrison had been dead sew
eral hours when found by the maid
when she went to make up the room.
Garrison, accompanied by his father
Daniel e. Garrison, ST.. president OF
the st. Louis Company, and his son
Daniel E. Garrison, 3rd, came to New
york several days ago on business.
Neither relative was able to assign
q motive for the tragedy.
The Garrison family occupies a
prominent place in st. Louis social
and business life, the elder Garrison
having been a trade pioneer in the
Missouri city.
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Army Tents Asked for
Coast Storm Victims

The War Department is awaiting def
mite Information of the distress at
Beaufort, S. c., before ordering tents
and other supplies for the use of the
stricken people.
Representative Burns of South Caro-
lima wired the department yesterday,
askingNf the army could not help the
people OF Beaufort who Were left with
out homes or food as a result of the
storm. The department has wired for
full Information.
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Just as long as the comic supplements
and the funny weaklies continue to de-
vote whole pages to US. l won't have
to work. Everybody is looking for the
tramp he sees in the funny papers or
on the stage. Go up to a back door
and ask the housewife for something
to eat, and at once she makes a men
tai comparison Of you and the stage
vagabond she saw in vaudeville last
night. All you have TO do is to go him
one better, and you'll get your grub.
It's easy after you know how.
Anybody can be a bank clerk or a
shoe salesman or real estate agent,
because there's a fixed path for that
living on your wits, then it's different.
I've read Jack London's tramp stories.
and I've read o. Henry's, and they are
good. I've often wondered why either
of them wanted to- give up their life Of
the road to go into a city to write
books.
I'd smother to death If I had to stay
in any one town for a week. Just
couldn't do it.
1 don't feel like I have thrown my
life away. I'm thirty-five years old
and have been a tramp for twenty
years. You say every man has a part
to play in this game Of life. I don't
believe it. You can't make me believe
that by my dropping out of a life Of
activity to become a hobo. the world
has felt it. There are lots of others
In this country who say they are trying
to better themselves and everybody
else. Maybe they're doing it, but 1t
can't be seen.
Too many people now are trying to
make an honest living. Let more Of
them become hoboes, and it will be
easier for the others to get along.
I used to be a machinlst. If I went
back to my trade, and made good, then
some one else, really more deserving
than am, would be crowded out I'm
getting along all right now. Have three
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FINANCIAL
The Safest investments

Ara those that do not fuctuate during dis
turbed conditions Of the money or stock mar
kets First deed Of trust notes (irst mort
EaEes), well secured on real estate In. the
District Of Columbia, constitute gilt edge
Investments They do not depend upon the
porations for their stability and are exempt
from taxation as personal property. We can
supply such Investments In amounts from
300 inward Send for booklet. Concerning
Loans and Investments"
SWARTZELL, RHEEM &
HENSEY CO.,
~ 18TH STREET 4, w.
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meals q day every day-some days
and a place to sleep and clothes to
wear. That's about all any Of US get
out of life anyway.
I see more Of the world than even
the moving picture photographer, and
see the world as II Is. Folks don't
pose for me when I come around, or
put on their best clothes. see them
as nature made them know what's
going on in the world. While I don't
take a front seat in the public Libraries.
yet 1 often come across one Of the six
standingly as the man who lives in
your own Connecticut avenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-02
Secretary Nagel Opens
Milwaukee Exhibition

Secretary Nagel, Of the Department Of
Commerce and Labor. formally opened
the annual Industrial exhibition at Mil
waukee, Wis, today. Tonight Mr..
Nagel will deliver an address to the
Milwaukee merchants and msnufactur-
ers on the efforts of his department to
extend American trade in foreign coun-
tries
The Secretary made the trip from his
summer home in Massachusetts,, and is
the representative of President Taft.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1911-09-02
DELEGATE TRAMP
TURNS LIGHT UPON
HIS "KN|GHTHOOD''
Jerry King Explains Differ
ence Between Men Who
Walk and Ride.
By JERRY KING.

Qormerly of Knoxville. Tenn Delegate to
the Hoboe's Convention.)
This is the open season in Washington
for tramps.
Yes, I'll call 'em tramps, because
that's what they are; that's what I
am. We know we are 'tramps," and
during the convention which opened yes
day. don't be afraid of making any
delegate" sore by calling him tramp.
In reality we are not tramps, as the
name implies Only the less ambitious
Of us ever walk during these days OF
railroads A mans a fool for walking
in a country where a railroad of some
kind is in every county. It's easy to
beat your way on a railroad train-just
as easy now as 1t was twenty-five years
ago. I came from st. Louis to Wash
ington in four days-almost as quick as
II l had occupied a stateroom on a
Pullman. Saved money by II. too, and
had more fun than If 1 had been on a
Pullman.
Started From St. Louis.
Heard about the Hoboes' convention
down in St. Louis. Went up to a back
door one morning to ask for a hand
out, and while 1 was waiting for it saw
part Of a newspaper blow of the
porch. I like to read newspapers, just
like 10000 other hoboes now on the road
It's strange, but the first Story l read
was one about the convention and about
how the Police Department wanted to
break 1t up.
Just as soon as I knew the -coppers
didn't want us in Washington / said
1 would go. Ny buddy and started
on the East-bound trip. but when we
got to Louisville we saw in another
newspaper that the police didn't object
to our presence. My buddy then got
Disguised and left me.
So here l am.
Speaking of newspapers and hoboes re-
minds me OF something. Ever think OF
the large number of people who are Just
as worthless as ! am, yet would knock
your block of If you called EN- hoboes?
Every day I see fellows who haven't
work, even If sent to jail for 1t. They
are just as big grafters as I am. The
only difference between us Is that /
am always wandering and they stay in
one place. Guess If ] stayed In one
place and kept up a good appearance,
but I wouldn't have to change my hab-
its.
Easy If You Know How.
It's easy to be a hobo. If you know
how. Lots of the stay-at-home tramps
haven't sense enough to go ION the
road" and be real hoboes. 1t takes a
he is known, and, without penny in
his pocket, or the least desire to do
any work, to start out and see the
world.
won't work because 1t isn't neces-
sary. No one has to work these DAYS.
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EXCURSIONS

Tickets on sale Sept. /, ., g. Limited to
return up to and including Sept. sth sps-
cial tickets, including stateroom and &C.
commodations at Chamberlin Hotel at Old
Point Comfort and Ocean View, Va. City
Phone Main 1900 Steamers leavs wharf
foot of It'll street s. W.. daily. s:45 p. m.
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Philosophy

Philosophy
By A HOBO DELEGATE.
Weary W
handkerchief suit F you'll
who wouldn't the road with hoboe
do less work than
vaudeville
free and shrewd vagabonds just long will
people trying make living
hoboes would be given
better chance.
work, maybe some more
though less
job
I'm getting along all right have plenty clothes
whole world sleep That's about
life anyway
the world really is No
clothes made man, see i'm
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By A HOBO DELEGATE.

the funny and vaudeville actors depict
and shrewd vagabonds, Just long will profession
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DIVIDENDS
MERGENTHALER LINOTYPE co

MERGENTHALER LINOTYPE co.
New York, August 10, 1911.
regular quarterly dividend Of TWO AND
ONE-HALF PER CENT, and an extra divi-
dend of ONE-HALF OF ONE PER CENT.
on the capital stock Of Mergenthaler Limo
type Company will be paid on September 90,
1911 to the stockholders of record they
appear at the close Of business Septem-
Der 9, 1911. The Transfer Books will not
be closed
FREDK J. WARRINGTON. Treasurer.