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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
---------ses------------ DEATH IN MOVING PICTURE

From the Rochester Democrat and Chron-
 icle.
 Moving picture actors, who take part in dramas representing thrilling deeds Of daring. or rescues from death. necessarily assume considerable risk. They are not In the same position as the actor on the stage, whose medium is make believe and Nho can dive into cotton cloth waves with perfect impunity. The moving pie tuse actor. who saves the pretty heroine must jump into real water in a real sirealn. That this involves real peril was ploH3d the other day when an actor play ing before the moving picture machine vas crowned on Staten Island. The &C., tor IS said to have been a good swimmer. and in preceding scene had jumped into the water on horseback without dis tressine results It is supposed that his death was caused by cramps. The shock in5 feature about the affair is that the cotnpany by which the actor was em- p'ofed is advertising a film showing his deatl struggles, "Hair-raising act shown in dciail," it says. before and during | fatal plunge, in which Al Brighton lost his l If tc make drowning scene realistic | 1T iie film censors have any authority al
 an ttey will sec that this film is never
 esa'l tied ia public. The /presenzator
 of such scene womb be shocking tc every instinct of humanity
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
CRAFTY SCHEME.

My wife is determined to stay another month at the seashore and l simply can't afford it'
 "A protest wouldn't have any effect? 9, Not the slightest"
 Your wife is brunette, I believer"
 "Yes, Why do you ask?"
 "I was just thinking that you might get some one to write her an anonymous letter saying that you had been seen several times lately with a dashing blonde"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
LEFT HIS TRAIT; :.

LEFT HIS "BAIT." So blue he was, You would have thought # A nine pound fish
 He'd never caught. And when swe asked Nt. Him why he sighed, I,i accents sad He thus replied: I have my gear. Some worms I dug, But failed to bring Along a jug
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
ESSAY ON THE CAMEL

From an Exchange.
 In a certain school schoolboy or ten der years is said to have produced the following essay on the camel: 'The connime, is a sheep of the desert. It is called a backteria because It has hllnp on it's back. The cannlmai IS very ratient and will lie down ana die wi'h- out a groan, but when it Is angry It gets .ts lack up. which. is called the hump. Tae shepherds of cannimais IS called A,.,ts When they live in towns they are ealled street Arabs When the can nppal goes on a journey 1t drinks as ,,uch as it. can to last for many days. s,,c. animals are called acquiducks. ,r,.o,e that cannot carry enough are called -ebriates.'.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

A Frenchman says horses used in bull fighting; should be provided with armor. Then of course the bulls would be en- titled to suits of armor. Fair play de- nands this.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Are all the od-fashioned catchers dea1 who used to stand back 9 feet from the batter until the umpire called the see. ond strike? Wouldn't such catching now. adays reeve you?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Che can go by trolley all the way from Chitagt to Bostcn, but he would have to spend good many nights on the road There are no through flyers on Inc trolley lines at present
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

1 wlistling on my way and the next min ute would be scattered about over the n ost of this township. In this way I not only would pass away in the most ex pedItious and painless manner, but at the same time would beat the coffin trust and the undertakers' trust.
 ta Topeka Capital.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

It is to laugh when Hoke Smiths name is mentioned on the up side of Mason and Dixon's line. That good old line-you may have heard cf it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Give ox-President Diaz credit for one thing-he has no desire to start an advice factory He and Jim Hill are not in the same class.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
THE FISHERMAN.

THE FISHERMAN. He sat all day, The sun was hot, And sad to say, No bite he got.
 Birmingham Age-Herald. , He got no bite; But do not think Before the night He got no drink,
 Rome Tribune-H Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Billy Lorimer's blameless private life reminds one of the pond lily, pure and beautiful and fragrant with it's roots deep in the muck
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Billy Lorimer says he is a Lincoln re- publican, and the great President can not return to repel the islander.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Tie census bureau says the cost of liNing hss been increased 4s7 per cent in IL years The republicans have tha: much to answer for next year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

The farmers of Vermont are selling their sleep and taking summer board CTS The latter will stand more shearing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

One Of the Guggenheims threatens to expatiate himself. This would indeed be a blow to the innocent bystander.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

The Illinois jackpot was open to all the states. only "big people" were, how ever, invited to contribute to it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
Regarding Cotton situation

Henry Clcws in his weekly review Of the cotton situation says: The best that car
 be said about trade conditions is thai receLt cuts are likely to reduce presen'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Governor woodrow Wilson has decided that the liquor laws of the state shall be enforced at Atlantic City also.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Witnesses in the Lorimer case rarely eorroborste previous witnesses. As rule they contradict all previous testi- mony
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
r,,r WORLD IS roo MUCH WITH US

I,y William Wordsworth. The world is too much with us; late and
 soon, Getting end spending, we lay waste our
 powers; Little we see in nature that is ours; We have given our hearts away, a sor- s did boon This sea that bares her bosom to the
 1locn; The winds that will be bowling at all
 hours, And are up-gathered now like sleeping
 fiowers;s sse For this. for everything, we are out of
 tune: It moves us not Great God! I'd rather
 De it x A pagan suclsled in creed outworn: So might |. standing on this pleasant lea, Have glimpses that would make me less
 fciiorn; Have sight of Porteus rising from the sea. Or hear old Triton blow us wreatheJ
 horn-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
nrsERvEs sYMpATHY.

the undertakers' trust"
 Topeka Capital.
 DESERVES SYMPATHY. "A militant suffragette says man is a mere accident" Has she a husband?" l. "1 don't know. Why do you ask?'
 Tt was on. the tip of my tongue to say. Poor Devir" GET BUSY. Hast thou wife? And wouldst thou please her? Turn, turn for life 2 The ice cream freezer NOT so ALARMING
 "A garage advertises Free Air
 Good heavens. Has somebody been trying to corner the supply of air?" "Oh. no. This advertisement merely means that tires will be inflated without charge"
 JOY TIME IN DIXIE. The Dixie mule trots lively in the middle o the road t The Dixie muscles equal to the liftin' O the load, . An the nigh-beer is the highest that the country ever knowed. An the band jest beats itself a-playin' ''Dixier' The Bixie corn's the tallest that has ever topped the hills, The rivers sing the loudest as they rush to meet the mills, An they'll never match the moonshine on the pathway to the stills An the Good Times buge only blows fer Dixie! Oh, she's tollable contented from the
 niornin' to the night; The track is clar an even an the wheels q runnin' right; An fer every joy that jingles thar's million more in sight, High-w ater-halleluia time in Dixie! -F ank l.. Stanton. in the Atlanta Consti- tuition. TOSSED CONSIDERABLY.
 Has Timson much self-control?'
 "Not as much as he had before he was married" SINGULAR. No obstacle he'd ever brook,
 In any sort of game, But when besought to fire the cook
 He seemed to be quite tame.
 DUPED.
 "when you proposed did she say, This is so sudden?
 "Naw! She chirped, I've won my betr"
 A LUCKY FELLOW.
 Are all poets poor?"
 "No. I once heard of poet who in- heriteG money PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

The old-fashioned statesman who said nothing but looked wise has been lost in the modern shuttle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

That cold wet wave was kind to Ala 5an9a It tarried long and damply.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Baltimore is so healthy the under takers Just naturally cut rates in order to get business.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

At any rate, John Hays Hammond did not poke Queen Mary in the ribs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
A DEIUGE.

A D1ALO olI. A rush of rain And soon again We see it coming down. We'd like to know, From high or low, If Noah's ark's s in town.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Sharks are being caught near Beverly that weigh as much as MT. Taft.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

All men may at the start be created equal. but some lose their hair earlier than others.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

pr. Wiley's payrolls are free from ben zoic acid at any rate
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
HELLO, EVAi

HELLO, EVA! Yves Wells and Bud Smiley were here Monday night in Wells's auto. and A girl ndmed Eva was all smiles
 Pike County Post.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25
BETTER POPLAR MUSIC

Reciprocity will not extend to Canadian silver money.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

NOT so ALARMING A garage advertises Free Air "Good heavens. Has somebody been trying to corner the supply of air?" ''Oh. mo- This advertisement merely means that tires will be inflated without charge"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-25

Hast thou a wife?
 And wouldst thou please her? Turn, turn for life
 The ice cream freezer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04
The Famous
Gurney Systen,
Refrieerators.

We are Salt Lake
agents for the
widely known and
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the Gurney - the
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your refrigerator
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04

"a unique condition among the terri
tories OF the world. The Begums are
omnipotent for they change their hus-
bands lightly if politics or personal de-
sire dictate it and generally place
more at a level that would satisfy the
most militant suffragette
She Is Widow.
This Begun, whose name is Shah Je-
han. is widow She once led her troops
into action, for while on pilgrimage
to Mecca she was attacked by Arabs,
but rallied her bodyguard, sounded the
order for the counter attack and forced
the raiders to fly for their lives. To-
day she is 50 years old. but she rules
her million Mohammedan and Hindu
subjects firmly and well.
At the coronation she is expected TO
appear. as at the Delhi durbar, clad
in Il deep robe of blue, with a light
blue veil over her face, and n golden
crown upon her head. For she never
appears unveiled in the presence of
men. although she could not resist the
temptation to have her photograph
taken.
On the way from India her progress
was constantly marked by pilgrimages
of Hindus 10 witness her passing, when
they prostrated themselves at her feet
In Paris her younger son. Hamid VI
Ian Khan, persuaded an attendant to
take him out to sec the night side of
the gay city. They returned to their
hotel very merry. in the small hours,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04

to the great wrath Of the begun. She
ordered the official TO return at once
to India, though he begged TO he al
lowed 10 see the coronation-the am.
bition of his life. And Hamid Ulla b
Khan had 10 submit to parental chas
tisement administered with thorough
mesa
Obeys Caste Requirements.
Since her arrival in England she has
been lodged in "A delightful country
house Ill Surrey. There her suite of
thirty officials are trying to blend
English and Indian conditions.
All the water for drinking and wash
ing has come from India in large lars,
for the begun is a holy person in her
own land and her subjects would hold
her polluted if she touched alien fluid
Also her own kitchen has come along.
for similar reasons. and every night a
chicken is killed for her table, with
weird religious ceremonies.
European scenery is almost as de
lightful 10 her AS the starlit heavens are
to her astrologer. an important member
of the party. Besides attending the
coronation. this extraordinary woman
is 10 take cure at Bad Nauheim and
inspect the best women colleges in
Europe before her return to Bhopal
There, though n keen administrator, she
finds time for relaxation, chiefly IN
music and painting. for she is an nc.
complished artist and musician.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04
VpQUENT SERMON MARRIED
~ DESERTED WIFE'S PLEA
:isl Cable TO The Tribune

ls' eaDle to The Tribune.
RDAPEST. June "a dramatic
II In church was enacted al the
Lsailan village Of Okany. when the
tSstdht pastor, young and brill
tpIeacher named Alexander Excl ad
Ssd ms congregation on the subject
nc duty Of forGiving injuries. lie
g WIN such eloquenco that there was
CRY eye In the church when he
%e'ed MS sermon. IIo concluded
most touching peroration and nro-
~ 10 tne altar, walking as II I'm rap,
& woman who had been sitting Mt tho
-. tnc church had come 10 the front
,pn' anyone noticing her. She threw
IN at the pastors feet. saying:
~ preach forgiveness and recon.
tloh. NOW forgive your poor wife
Z uoes not know what wrong she In :
psou' and let her return TO her
Xe pastor was struck dumb at the
uI the wife whom lie believed TO he
&waay, and the congregation. who had
(u tnat ne WAS unmarried, crowded
IA 10 see the woman who claimed to
's vic. TIL pastor declared coIdiv
she Knew that he had sent her hack
~ parents after a few weeks mar.
and that he would not take her
w on any condition.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04
Bhopal Is Paradise for Fair Sex
Who Relegate Masculinity to
Condition of Serfs.
MARRIAGE MERELY PRO TEN
If Queen Does Not Like Husband
She Can Dismiss Him Without
Giving Reasons.

IT ONDON. June 3.-Of all the early
arrivals for the coronation, none
\ have attracted such attention as
the Begun of Bhopal. the only
woman ruler in India She arrived
with nine tons of luggage. a numerous
retinue, an errant son and thick veil
over her face. so all and sundry have
centered their curiosity on her from the
start.
She would not have come at all but
Cor the direct encouragement Of King
George, who met her while on his tour
as Prince of Wales, i'll India. and was
immensely Interested in her. in her
state the ruler must always be woman
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04

OFFICE OF THE CONSTRUCTING
Quartermaster. Fort Douglas. UTAH
May 81, l9ll.-Seaed proposals. in trip
l!cate. viii be received at this office un-
I'll 10 a. ~. June IL 1911. and then
opened. sor labor and material required
for the construction OF boiler rooms and
installation cf steam heating systems In
Storehouse and Bowling Alley. all com
plete. at Fort Douglas. Utah. Plans
specifications blank proposals. etc, may
be seen In this office Certified check
for $50 TO cover the safe return of all
papers must be furnished,
The United States reserves the right
TO accept or reject any and all bids. En-.
velopcs containing proposals should be
to Il. Santschi. J-., A. @. NJ,
Qunrtermaster. Fort Doug
las. Utah. e2S30
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04
Lazy Liver
Bile In Blood, Coated Tongue, Bad Breath

nac ct sin blood bowels
yiver
O depondenc and
1O1ntlox dIe
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04

pe everlasting girl question is easily
. sntlrely solved by the insertion Of
+tIe want "ad' in The Tribune
phone 5000. Ind. $50
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-04

OFFICE OF THE CONSTRUCTING
Quarterraster Fort Douglas. Utah.
June !, 1911 Sealed proposals. In lripli-
10 a. m. June 10 1911. and then opened.
for labor aad material required FOR the
construction proper. plumbing steam
heating. electric wiring and fixtures. all
complete. ~ the remodelnG oi barracks
l-B and 5B into quarters for three Of
ficars each and 5-B into quarters for two
officers at Fort Douglas, Utah. No bids
will hu considered foI separate classes OF
work upGer construction proper Plans.
specifications. blank proposals, etc. may
he seen N this office Certified check
for 500 TO cover the safe return OF all
papers must be furnished The United
States reserves the right 10 accept or re
iect any and all bids. Envelopes con.
tanning proposals should he addressed TO
T.. Snntschi Jr. 4. Q. NJ. Constructing
Quartcrnaster. Fort Douglas. Utah. fl3
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-28
SCOPE SURPRISES BRITISH.
Reception Favorable but lmperlaIIsts Are
Not Overenthus astic.

LONDON, Jan. o7-The scope of the
reciprocity agreement between the
United States and Canada came as a sur
prise TO the British public. No one had
expected so many changes TO the free list
or such important tariff reductions.
The tariff reform newspapers had made
light OF the negotiations and predicted
failure to reach a mutual understanding.
The reception OF the agreement here Is
generally favorable.
The Liberals arc favorable TO the meas
ure. Some officials point out that under
the agreement the United Kingdom loses
some advantages hitherto enjoyed under
the American tariff but that the govern
ment is gratifed that the Liberal party
In Canada is achieving some measure Of
It's policy OF give and take.
AT the offices of the Canadian COM
mission here satisfaction was expressed
Tariff reformers and imperialsts are not
enthusiastic. The former consider the
measure demonstrates that while the
United Kingdom remains a free trade
country Grcat Britain cannot compete
with foreigners for tho trade OF its colo
nies.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-28
The Way the Food Prices DROP

every care should be taken to keep the
cities clean at any cost.
Owing to the absence of Mayor Ed
ward Southwick of Lehi OH account of
sickness, G. W. Coates, city recorder,
discussed municipal water systems, Civ
ing his own personal experience in the
construction of the same and describing
feasible ways whereby the expense Of
the installation could be reduced con-
siderably.
H. g. Maughan Talks.
H. c. Maughan was the representative
from Logan and told Of the municipal
lighting plant there, claiming that it is
making money rapidly for the town and
that it would continue to do so despite
the opposition.
United States Marshal James H. An.
derson commented upon the roadways in
the state. He said that he had dis
cussed the commission plan of govern
ment. but owing to his "inexperience
in politics. he had not fully grasped
the more technical points. Mr.. Ander-
son Informed his hearers that this state
had more good roads than any other
state of the same area.
w w Wilson was the last speaker,
reading paper on street spTinkling.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-28
TAFT CLASHES
WITH BORAH
SOlOn Leads Fight Against Put
ting Judge Hunt on Com
merce Court.
PRESIDENT WILL FIGHT
HARD FOR HIS FRIEND
Threatens to Make Recess Ap-
pOintment if Senate Fails
to Confirm.
Snecial to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 27.-An interest
Ing fight Is on between President Taft
and Senator Borah. who is leading the
fight against the confirmation Of Judge
w. II. Hunt OF Montana as judge of the
United States commerce court.
The judiciary committee OF the senate
probably will report the Hunt nomina
ton favorably Monday. and the fight will
then be transferred TO the senate floor.
Senator Borah has the support OF SEN
ator Burton and many other able law
yers in the senate. including most OF the
Democrats and the insurgents, but
President Taft is determined that Judge
Hunt who Is his personal friend, shall
have the place on the commerce court
II possible. He was asked TO withdraw
Judge Hunts name after the judiciary
committee. by a tie vote. had refused
to report favorahly on II. The president
said mo enphatically. lie declared
that II the senate failed TO confirm him.
he would give Hunt recess nomination.
Hunts opponents think they can pre-
vent his confirmation. In the next SEN
ate the president Will have less party
following than in this session, and II
Hunt is not confirmed at this session his
chances will be slight.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-28

ers also advanced several new ideas
which Will be considered by President
Jorgenson. In the future. it is the in
teution of the league to get every
mayor and city councilman in the state
interested in the movement, so that the
attendance will be much larger than il
was this year.
Ulmer Gives Paper.
Joseph Ulmer. city engineer of Muir,
raw, delivered paper during the morn
ing on the proper care of sewage. The
talk dealt largely with methods which
should be adopted by every city and
he declared that the installation of a
septic tank is much cheaper than keep
ing a cesspool in repair. Every provis-
ion should be made by municipalities to
do away completely with sewage, as
much disease comes from this source,
the speaker said,
In an exhaustive discourse, DR.. A. n.
Hansen of Salt Lake spoke of germs
which accumulate in the household
about the person and in public gather
;ngs which have n tendency TO breed
disease and cause epidemics. Water,
the house fly and the millSman are those
who bring about typhoid fever general
ly, he said, DR.. Hansen declared that
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-28
CONFIDENT Or SUCCESS.
Canadians Are Chiefly Interested Now in
Attitude of Congress.

OTTAWA. Jan. 27.-Conhdent that the
reciprocity agreement between Canada
necessary legislative Endorsement from
the Canadian parliament, representative
men here are now chiefly interested In
the attitude the United States congress
will take,
There is some fear In some quarters
the measure may preciDitate a general
tariff discussion at Washington. result
ing in delay that would be fatal TO the
measure.
BY mutual agreement. debate on the
question has been put over for week.
This step undoubtedly has been taken to
permit the machinery of government at
Washington to get In motion;
The claim that ratification of the
agreement Is 1 step toward nd political s,an
away from imperialism is dismissed as
untenable.
The faith of the governments support
ers that congress Will ratify the agree
ment is based on the fact that the main
consideration was to frame an agree
that could be put through both congress
and parliament.
ernment believes congress Will give the
agreement legislative sanction before
March 1,
appointment, but not disbursement in
Canada. as there is a conviction here
that the agitation In the United States
over the high cos, of living is bound to
keep the agreement In the forefront.
The steel men of Canada do not relish
mutual free trade in steel rods.
The salt makers declare the ratification
OF the agreement will close them UP, Tho
market gardeners are dissatisfied with
the prospect OF competing with the truck
farmers of the southern states.
The agricultural implement makers do
not like the reductions which the agree
ment makes in the protection they now
enjoy.
There are a few representative men
who believe that the commerce of Cam
ada which now moves east and west.
will be diverted in few years, and the
south. with disastrous effect upon Can
ada, as now constituted. IL Is predicted
that this diversion OF trade will be Sc
verely felt by the chief Canadian export
ports-Montreal and st. John.