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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Preponderanee of Evidence.

Sorry" said the constable, but
I'll have to arrest ye-you been driv-
In along at the rate Of fifty miles an
hour" #r ..
you are wrong. my FRIEND" said
the driver. 'I say wasn't, and here's
a ten-dollar bill that says wasn't.
"All right" returned the constable,
pocketing the money. with eleven
to one against me amt goin' to sub
1ect the county to tn expense of a
trial"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
His Deattnv.

Il wish Willie had been born a
girl"
Why"
"Oh. he is such q cry baby! wish
could do something to stop his
snivellins at everything that comes
up"
ITO stop It? Encourage 1t, you
mean, Nature evidently intended
that boy for a United States sena-
tor"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Faeed-PoorIy Packed.

after the fruit 10 picked. destroys in.
sects and fungi present.
I explain these essential features to
indicate their importance.
Is work among Strawberries tedi-
Gus? Well. yes. a trife SO. but no
more SO than working among vegeta-
bles. and not nearly so tedious as with
the small varieties Of vegetables. such
as onions. radishes and lettuce. 1t
takes patience to work with any kind
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Avoid Barking Trees.

In cultivaung the orchard care
should be taken to cover the ends OF
the wifie-trees with leather or rub
ber. and high hnmes or other projec-
uons on the harness should be dis
carded to avoid barking the trunks
and limbs OF the trees.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Discourage Mice and Rabbits.

Care should be taken to remove all
weeds. grass or other litter which
might harbor mice. It is frequently
advantageous to wrap the tree trunks
with wire netting. tar paper. or thin
boards to protect them from mice or
rabbits.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Reckless Gambling.

"I'm afraid my husband is develop
ing the gambling instinct" sobbed the
bride.
whats the matter. dear? Has he
been playing poker"
"No. but yesterday he offered to
match pennies with Brother Frank to
determine which one should pay the
car fare."-Detroit Free Press.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Get 4 Spray CaIend ar.

Every one who intends to spray
fruits or vegetables should send to
their state experiment station for
their spray calendar. which gives the
proportions and methods for the vari-
GUS sprays. also the best methods OF
applying the same.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Arousad auaplelon.

Old Rocksey-why did you quarrel
with the count. my dear!
Miss Rocksey-He called me his
treasure and It sounded altogether
too suggestive.-Smart Set.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21

Simple remedies are best! Garfield Tea
10 simple. pure. gentle in action, and al
ways potent. Composed Of Herbs mot drugs!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Too Weak to Stand.

w TOO Weak 70 STAND. !" N"
First Critic-Seems to me that the
humor of Bronson's play is-er-well,
dragged In, SO to speak.
Second Critic Dragged in!
Shouldn't wonder-it's unconscious.
Boston Transcript.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
lnrciminatlna Evidence.

y VEmployer-"Yes, may employ
you. but where are your references?"
Servant-"I tore 'em up"
Employer-"Tore them up? But
why?" 10y ~ s'-h ea
seryant-'You wouldn't ask, II
you'd read EN-" .-- . ~.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
Asx roR ALLEN.s rOor-EAsE

Ask FOR ALLEN'B FOOT-EABk
ths Amt septic shAks Into your shoes. Re-
hoves Corps. Bunions, lngrovng Nails. Swollen and
Sweating feet. Blistsn and Callous spots. boid
pie fRkD. Address Alisn .. Olmsssd, L. hoy. MI.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21

ton is capable Of giving us better
crops on our fields. II only Its methods
are intelligently and persistently pur-
sued. The illustration shows Cute H.,
prize-winning Jersey.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21

Wanted 70 Know.
Mistress--Are you fond OF children?
Nursemaid-Nope. Are you?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
NJURE
FOREST TREES

Littls Rodents Gnavv Bark of Ca.
taIpa and Mulberry Which
Frequently Rcsults In q
Complets GtrdIs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1911-04-21
HOWARD {, BURTON. AssAYER & CHEMIST

e,.,,n.n pTIe.s: Cold. silver. lead. 81: gold.
..iiv-r i5e: gold. SOC; zinc or Sopp-r; u;
snpicntion. Control md umpire Work So
Geitsd Reference: Carbonate Nntinnn' tahk
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
COULD NOT STAND SUFFERING
FROM SKIN ERUPTION.

II have been using Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment for the past
three months and / am glad to say
that they cured me of a most annoy
Ing skin eruption. 1t began by my no
ticing red blotches appearing on my
face and scalp. Although they were
rather disfguring, I did not think any
thing Of them until they began to get
scaly and dry and to itch and burn
until I could not stand the suffering.
Then l began to use a different soap,
thinking that my old kind might be
hurting me, but that didn't seem to do
any good. / went to two different doc
tors but neither seemed to relieve me
any. I lost many nights sleep In con
.inual scratching, sometimes scratch
ing till I drew the blood on my face
and head. Then 1 started in to use
the Cuticura Remedies and in two
months / was entirely relieved of that
awful pest. / am SO delighted over
my cure by Cuticura Remedies that I
shall be glad to tell anybody about
It," (Signed) G. M. Mcfarland, 221
West 115th ST., New York City, Oct. s,
1910.
Culcura Soap (25c) and Cuticura
Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
The world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, sole props, 135 Column
bus Ave, Boston, for free book on
skin snd scalp diseases and their
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Uncle Joe,s Check.

Col. Henry Casson, sergeant-at-arma
of the house of representatives, ha.
the original check given by Speaker
Joseph G. Cannon a few years ago te
a book agent, and about which an in
teresting story has been told.
An agent visited the speaker and in
terested him in an elaborate edition OF
something which Uncle Joe didn't
want, but bought. When the books
arrived Uncle Joe examined them and
decided at once that something had
been put over him. When the agent
came for his money the speaker de
termined to make him indorse a terse
sentiment on books, SO he wrote out a
check for $73, the amount due, and on
the back of 1t inscribed:
Pay to the order of Mr.. Blank, in
full payment for an edition which was
not worth a d., and dear at thai
price, but for the ease and grace with
which he put it over your Uncle Joe
It was well worth the money.'-Hu.
man Life
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
A Frequent Sneaker.

A member for a northern constit-
uency, who was one day reproached
by a disappointed supporter for never
opening his mouth in the house, repu-
dated the accusation with indignation.
Net a day passed, he declared, but
that he said something; and it was
reported in the papers, too. In con
drmation of his statement he pro-
trlced the report Of the last debate,
and pointed triumphantly to the
Hear, hears" with which certain
speeches were p%unctuated. That's
me" he said.-Tit-Bits.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Our Modern Monev-Maniae.

Thomas Dixon In THE Root Of Evil"
Had a new master of the world
really been born? And had he begun
to build castles to stun and overawe
the rabbles that "a his door? Or
was this strange being as yet neither
fish nor fowl, beas nor human, mere
ly a fungus growth on the diseased
tissue OF tine modern worldY Who
could tell? Surely his like had never
been seen in the history of man-this
modern money-maniac, this strange
creature of iron muscles. always hur-
rying, daring, scheming, plotting with
lever a moments relaxation, day or
night, eating or drinking, working or
sleeping, in his office or in his home,
going or coming in his yacht with
wireless tower, his private car with
telegraph office, his secretary always
by his side. a telephone always at his
bed, with no time to live, no time to
love, with only time to fight and kill
and pile the spoils of war on high!
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
The New Yorker Gave Up.

A man from Omaha. walking down
Broadway with a devotee of the Rialto,
asked why New York seemed so full Of
divorce.
1T isn't,' replied the New Yorker.
THAT'S Jest an impression you West
erner get. OF course, this city has It's
share OF divorce, but you must re-
member New York is much larger than
any other place in the United States,
and it is h originating point for more
news than any other city. That's why
you hear of SO much divorce here"
THAT sounds all right" said the
Omaha man., but just the same I'll
bet there's more divorce here in New
York in proportion to it's size than
there is in any other American city,"
Just to prove that you're wrong"
said the New Yorker, I'll tell you
what we'll do. Well stop the first 1--WE
men we meet here on Broadway, ex-
plain the argument to them and ask
If they're not married and happy. ri
bet at least four of them will answer
in the affirmative"
All right" said the other. Here
comes a man. Let's stop him."
The New Yorker took one look and
gave up. h man approaching was
Nat Goodwin.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
ALFALFA CLOVER.

Salzer's strain of hardy, luxuriant Alfal
ia Clover grows everywhere and bring.
from two to five rousing crops annually
It's the vigorous, healthy kind planted BY
Ex-Gov. Hoard of Wisconsin and thous
ands of other successful farmers through
out the U. S. We are the largest grower
of %clovers, grasses, seed oats, wheat, rye
rye, barley, potatoes, etc, in America.
For l0c in stamps we mail you:
Pkt. Luxuriant. hardy Alfalfa Clover.
lPkt. Billion S Grass-the 10 Ton wonder
Pkt. Silver King Barley-173 Blu per A
| Pkt. Bonanza Oats-Sworn yield 259 Blu
per A, winning 4 Farms in. 1910.
\ Pkt. Speltz-the cereal hay marvel.
And s or more other packages farm seed
novelties or ~rarities, together with our big
ratalog, bristling with seed truths all fol
but loo in stamps, or send 25c and we add
+. big package famous French bean %coffeel
John A. Salzer Seed Co., 1872 South sth St
La Crosse. Wis.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
IF YOU HAVE A SICkY
Y0UNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that Is
without sicknsss in the house now ana
then, ts rare, and SO 1t is important that
The head OF the house should know what
TO do in the little emergencies mat arise.
a child with a serious ailment needs a
doctor. 1t is true, but in the majority Of
instances. as any doctor knows; the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There is no sense in giving 1t a pill or
g remedy containing an opfate. nor is
flushing Of the bowels to be always rec
commended. Rather give 1t a small dose
OF q mild, gentle laxative tonic like DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin, which, by clean
out the bowels and strengthening the
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

feet and ankles were bloated and /
was in . bad way when / began with
Doan's Kidney Pills. / used four
boxes and Was entirely cured"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents .
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. z.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

little stomach muscles. will Immediately
correct the trouble.
This is not alone our opinion but thar
Of Mrs. N. II. Mead OF Freeport. Kana-.
whose granddaughter has been taking ir
successfully and OF Mrs. J.. r. Whiting
of Lena. Wis, who gives it to her children
and takes 1t herself. It is sold In nfty
cent and one dollar bottles al every
drug store, but If you want to test IL in
your family before you buy 1t send your
address to DR.. Caldwell and he viii sor-
ward a supply free of charge.
For the free, sample address DR.. W. n
Caldwell. pol Caldwell building, MontIL
cello, Ill.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Nine or Ten Deposits.

1T is expensive to learn to ny safd
Clifford Harmon at Mineola- Your
aeroplane costs more than $1,000. You
must pay a fee of $500 for tuition, and
you must deposit, too. about $500
more for damages. AL the damage
you do to the machine you learn on
must be paid for, and your deposit
may easily be eaten up.
q was talking II day at Nice Do nm
English flyer.
aT learned to fly in a week. I said.
How long did 1T take you to Learnt
"'Oh, nine or ten
What I interrupted. Not nine OF
ten weeks?'
"cNo, aeroplanes.' he said"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Impure Rlnca is !. ~
spring, because Of the unheafthfrl
modes Of living during the winter.
and It is the cause Of the loss az
appetite and that tired feeling :.
well as the sores and eruptions thst
occur at this time.
Be sure to take Hoods this spGinE
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02


Sarsaparilla 30 combines the great
curative principles Of roots, barks ana
herbs as to raise them to their high
.ss efficiency for the cures .: All sprint
hnmors. all blood diseases. and run
down conditions.
There Is no substitute for Hood'A
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
DIsTEMPER

In all its forms among all ages of horses.
as well ns dogs, cured and Others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
With SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600, 600
bottles sold last year $50 and 81 (. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

The Chicago Fire could have been pre-
vented with one pail Of water, but tise
water was not handy. Keep a bottle of
Hamlins Wizard Oil handy and prevent
the fiery pains of inflammation.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

It is possible to have too much Of a
good thing. The dog with the shortest
tail runs the least danger of having
tin cans tied to 1t.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
A Wise One.

From the Toledo Blade.
DO you think L am really your affn-
tty?" asked Solomon's 9s5th wife, coquet-
tishly.
My dear" said the Wisest Guy. "yov
are one in a thousand.
He got away with it, too.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Again they be-
came scanty. were
very thick and attend
ed BY burning and
scalding. Soon a drop
steal condition be-
came manifest and I.
hncrn~ - ~.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
a WoMAN's KIDNEYS.
Are Often Responsible Tor Untold
SUFFERING.

Mrs. W. n. Kaiser. Whitney, Nehr..
says: MANY times during the night
! was obliged to arise because OF too
frequent passages OF kidney secre-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

value Of his home until he has $780,
sion to collect the fire insurance.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Piles are often cured by careful diet,
and Trask's Ointment. Write for DIR.
Mars Practical Study of Piles to d.
Ransom, Son & & Co, IDuffaio, N. Z. Frcc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
A Religious Innovation.

A certain well-brought-up little girl
yawned at the breakfast table las,
Sunday morning and ventured a polite
proposition to her mother.
Il really don't feel at all like goinA
70 church this morning." she re
marked. Cant we just send cards?s
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

ONLY ONE sBROMO OUININE.w
TEnt IL LAXATIVE PROMO QulrINA Lnak -
the signature OF n. w. ROVE, USpd ~ Ukn&R
over 10 Cure . Cold In One Day, 80.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

AIRS. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamua
ton, aliays pain. cures wind collie. 25c a bottle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Better health is sure to follow the use of
the natural Herb laxative, Garfield Tea.
All druggists.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

PILES CURED IN @ TO Ii DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAZo OgssT-
MENT fails TO cure any. case OF Itching, blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in q to IA days. GQr.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

1t is sweet to feel by what fine spur
threads our affections are drawn to-
gether.-Sterne.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

A girl is always sure her latest love
the real thing.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Garfield Tea puriies the blood, c~Ieanses
the system, clears the complexion, eradi-
Gates disease and promotes Good Health
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Some men will do anything for the
sake of a little newspaper notoriety.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
USE ALLEN,s FoOT-EAsr

the antiseptic powder to be shaken sutC fie
shoes. 1t makes your feet feel easy md COM
Portable and makes walking o delight Sold
everywhere, CSC. Rsfnse substitutes. Forfrect trial
package, address Allen S Olmstea ,LeRey,N.Y
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Dwellers in glass houses should
keep out of politics.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Druggists everywhere sell Garfield Tea,
the Herb laxative. 1t acts as a gentle aid
to Nature.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Consulted Him Often.

him Urrcn.
Mrs. Benham-Health is wealth.
Benham-At the rate you have the
doctor you ought to get rich quick"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

A woman always fears she won't be
IN time for the bargain sale.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Garfield Tea is the best remedy for eeaa-
stipation. Take a cup before retiring.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Needed Now, and the Best Is
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Which puri6es, enrichcs and revitahzes the blood as no
other does. 4o,3o testimonial Of cures, in two years.
Get it in usual liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
Not a Lucrative Jot

Friend-so your friend has 1eft col
lege. What is he in?
Pater-Debt.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

What women feel is more convsn-
cling to them than what men know.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

Sympathy sometimes mean sittisx
In q ar and passing out soft woraa .
lame folk,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02

The ocean !s crossed Il !e-e-5ye
number Of bridal parties.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-03-02
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES" as:sa "%%&s=a :s%ss%s:s sss%ss" 1~sszsszzr s.%SEsrss e. .s.ss III sS s.ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-10
Death From Imagination.

How faith may kill as well as cure
is shown by one OF the cases men.
toned by Dr.. Charles Reinhardt IN
Faith. Medicine and the Mind A
convicted murderer had been handed
over to the psychologists for the p"r-
pose of an experiment.. He was told
that his hour had come and that 1t
had been decided that he should be
bled to death. His eyes were bandaged.
and he was pinioned. opportunity first
having been given him to see the
formidable array of surgical instru-
ments, the vessels to catch the blood
and the other terror inspiring para
phernalia Of the vivisector's laboratory.
A blunt instrument was now drawn
sharply across his throat and stream
Of warm water was made to trickle
from his neck into a vessel below the
operating table upon which he lay.
After awhile the sounds. which had
previously been continuous and near
at hand. were gradually reduced until
the patient. doubtless supposing that
he was bleeding to death, gradually
lost consciousness. tainted and ex-
Dired.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-10
sPEep OF MOTOR VEHICLES.

To Whom It May Concern:
In accordance with the provisions
of a resolution adopted at meeting
of the Board of City Commissioners
of the City of Bismarck, at a meet
ing held July "a, 1911, notice is here
by given, that the president of the
city commission, police commissioner,
and police officers of the city of Bis
marck, have been directed to enforce
rigidly the provisions of the state law
regulating the speed at which motor
vehicles may be driven within the
limits of any incorporated city.
Said law provides that the speed
at which such vehicles may be driven
within the limits of such incorporated
city shall not excee EN- NILES per
hour. The penalty for the violation
of any of the provisions of said act
is a fine of not less than ten dollars
and not more than fifty dollars, with
Imprisonment in the county jail until
such fine is paid, in case OF default.
By order of the Board of City Com
missioners. n,,,,,.,.s
President of the Board OF City
Commissioners.
Attest: R. H. Thistlethwaite, City
Auditor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-10
NOTICE FOR BIDS.

Notice is hereby given that bids
for the purchase of the refunding
bonds of the Village of Douglas, N. D.,
issued pursuant to law in such cases
made and provided, will be received
by the Board of Trustees Of said Vii
lage up to and including the 18th day
of August, A. D. 1911.
Said bonds are issued in the sum OF
$4,000 each and the whole amount
thereof is 100000, and bear six (6)
per cent per annum for the term OF
ten years fro mthe date thereof.
Bonds will be sold to the highest
bidder, but at not less than the par
value thereof, the purchaser to be de-
termined at a special meeting Of the
Boar of Trustees to be held August
18th, 1911, at the town Hall In said
Village, at 8 o'clock p. m.
Bids must be sealed, and a certified
check in the sum of $4,000 must &C.
company each bid, as q guarantee
therefor, the Board reserving the rifht
to reject any or all bids not in proper
form, or not acceptable according to
the terms of this notice.
Dated at Douglas, North Dakota,
this goth day of July, A. 3. 1911.
H. G.. SCHR1MPF,
Village Clerk