The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1911-03-28
BY JAZZ LEWIS.

the situation. As one said: Figures
can't lte.'
Take It from mel we sure are 60
Ing to beat those Yankee ball tosserz
Toosd'y. It's o cinch. It's . moral
certainty. It's as sure ~ little green
apples grow into ripe ones. II they
stay on this tree"
'Uh-huh! II they stay on the tree.'
"Lissen tub me. say we are 60
ing to beat those Yankee ball tossers.
Toosd'y. sure. Didn't they beat US
~ to s Satd'y? And didn't they only
beat US 10 to s Mund'y? Huh? Well.
thenl
They make seven less runs on
Mund'y than they does on Sat'd'y. We
sticks TO our I'VE. They makes seven
less runs Toosd'y then they does on
Mund'y. We sticks to our Eve. We
win, tub g."
@'That's great dope. Bill, and, rs
you say, figures cant lie. But. Bill.
as . certain statesman once observ-
ed: Liars can hgure."
Just the same, that optimistic fan
Is real royal rooter. He believes
in tho homo team. His motto Isl:
The home team, winner or loser: but
winner or loser, the home team.
And the home team needs that sort
OF sentiment behind IL just about this
time. Here they are, q lot OF strange
players. In q strange city. and a little
friendly announcement will help to
drive away HON sxickness and other
nervous ailments.
What Ia more. they are up against
y bunch OF near-big leaguers. fellows
considered good enough to represent
overgrown villages like little old New
York. Naturally. they are nervous
about making good, and the harder
they try TO make good--and fall down
the more nervous they become.
The Case OF Ciauser.
Take the case Of young Mr.. Clauser.
He had such an attack of nervousness
Monday evening that his hands were
all feet and his feet. wooden legs.
He got In his own way. He gave the
finest exhibition of one-hand acting
independent OF the other, both legs
contrary and his mind at variance
with them all. ever seen outside a
military camp with a new draft, or a
boy in a class room of girls.
When the bali came his way he told
himself: I've got to get 1t: there's
forty-leven thousand pairs of eyes on
me and I've got to get it," And nat
uraliy he didn't Then he felt 40 bad
he wanted TO go away and hide. And
while he was blushing all over for
ana h,a Zee, rsrs T., ,na 80 :, -
ba,,.,s ara ~. h.ns. -. rs rs
feet ana averyboay wa. ,onk,n. =,
him arafu-nna---oh 1sI,s go, =
fellow has puhi,c Yr,@bt ha can., AZ
a ,htny "e u"
Ma pv,.,..- xs,.v r,,x
That's what vss ne ,,at+s~ w,.h
vounr NJ rrarssr ava ~. :. ~.
rea San ph.,er rs,i, n1av .r.,~.s. as
the third h.se carnsr whar ,na PIN
mona recruits tacSia tha.a yansns
Yannirars Tar ths third ana La, .s,s !
this year
NV thts hov f,,a,,s ,~s. go, d
ana NAV s,,ch a raw. faiiss rsa,,,a ~,
mn and xaS same Ae'As "oa'1 a''
.yrhv M. 1. ,h.. .a. ,,.r .,
third hasaa o. i, y. arr n,rn lt,tsa
lack Ciansare whv goodness me, !
Though n wa. Arthur TeyIin or Har-
~ I'nrd ).
He might Won knaw
t1anser esrtain,v Ala haxa baa AZ
Jack ~ nerves Monaav hi, hs r. onty
a Mid and some ,,av ha NAV ns.o,,,a :
real hall nlaver He acts nra one a,
omes "a can Mr. ana n hs rar -.
he win. in time. he ahla n
handle tho1e hard hi, rronnd halls
that phase him now
Game Prnves (:,x>.s Srsr.t
Talk about snort, The ~ama Man.
day had more fun In n Than ctrcm.
and a side show ana N hinnosrama
combined.
You should have seeu-uerhans Won
did--Rcach ON f,rst hasa trv - s,s
a fast throw by Iltehi o,,t Of : f1ooS
a Veil Of CLOUDS Th,. usss -, ~ a..
half of tina eighth irn,rvs sra NJ
cause Roach ras.aa n t;sn r. hsr ~,
OF the stream three runs wsra .corsa
during that inninr y
Also. Johnny yerho,t rot m
chance. ana took II. ~ whacs ana IN
his old side-nartner,s iobs ~ ,ha roos.
cry in deem center
IN Tatschl had hAen - u,xA :. 49,
old coiie~e chum atave crs,f,n H.
wou,a havs ssnt shA nss, .. paann - -
Inc honnd Sfsvs En.~ nc., - hss.
ina annheam.' put Is,.cht a,ar az
the hair want 70 fhe fenc. int hcr.
ders the f,rst base hlaachsrs srs
pttehe- n .vsIIA was a. Drtnh .nas.
saw 81 Kalsma.on - .'ss
Dusch ReScaie ps.cs,.s
Rava,ls von Ennw Ma .,.~.na -
n nltch TIA last twa ,rrsrs" W..
~. s,na,,n- eorns.r.rna 60 sn
- $500 $780, .,.s 1890 - -
,tnr.. rns,.s IN. snsc,..ars - 1S 80
Whsthsr = us. $1,000 AZ. .-
.,sd - .aa r,~tch - s,,ss ar.,c ~,aS
~ NE. ~n,r~ - ,s...s ~ netS 49,
fai,nws "a 49,: ~ p.,u -" me osns1
nnnans savA,h MT e' HiA1A - ae-