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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-04

In reference to the mining bill Senator
Morrow says: The bill provides for an
increase in the number of mining inspect
ors from three to six. 1t carries with 1t
an appropriation of $4,000 and enlarges
the powers of the inspectors. The ~4Al
as introduced does not contain the objec-
tionable features in my opinion, supposed
by many who are opposed to it,"
The senate this morning passed the Mol
ton junk bill, which had already passed
the house, and that measure is now ready
for the signature of the governor. 1t is
reported more fully in another section Of
The Age-Herald
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-04

last year.
Bishop Beckwith will preach at the
Episcopal church in this city Sunday
night and will confirm class.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-04
EnsIey Church Notices

First Methodist church, Avenue G and
Twentieth street, the Rev. George w.
Boyd, pastor-Morning services at IL
o'clock evening services at 7:45 Sunday
school at 9:45. Roscoe E. Scott. superin-
tendent.
St. Anthonys church, Catholic, Avenue
II and Twenty-frst street. the Rev.
Father McQullan. pastor-First mass at
o'clock; second mass at 1880. Evening
service at 745.
Grace Presbyterian church, Avenue L
and Eighteenth street, the Rev L. A.
Reagor. pastor Morning service at II
o'clock Evening service at 7:45. Sunday
school at 945, r. w. Russell, superin-
tendent.
First Presbyterian church, Avenue G.
and Nineteenth street-Morning service at
II o'clock. Evening service at 745. Sun
day school at 9:45, r. W. Russell, super
intendent.
First Christian church, Avenue f and
Twenty first street-Morning service :
o'clock. Evening service at 40. Sunaay
school at 9:45, J. C. Bryan. superintend-
ent.
st. johns Episcopal church, Avenue e
and Sixteenth street, the Rev. T. II. War
den rector-Morning prayer and sermon
at II O'Clock. Evening service at 745.
Sunday school at S:45.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-04

nue. II and Twenty-second street. The
afternoon was delightfully."- spent, very
interesting programme being carried out.
Refreshments were served.
Local members of the Excel chorus are
requested to meet for practice at the
Presbyterian church, L. S. A., corner of
Eighteenth street and Fifth avenue, Bir-
mingham, on Sunday afternoon at ]
~
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-04
Mining Bill Explained

come law, for the governor, it is under
stood, heartily favors 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1911-02-04

The tax collector has been busy the last
few days collecting poll taxes. The num-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-05
JAP ROSE SOAP

UkhE AUS - - &fAE
TR-ANsPAREST)
Skin and clothing are en-
urely di4erelt things.
Naturally they require
entirely different soaps.
Jap Rose is essentially a
skin cleanser. hadefrom
the purest vegetable oils,
blended by our own pro-
cess. Perfect for the bath.
Sold by Geaiers ercpcherc.
REFUSE INVITATIONS.
Look for the Jap Girl
or every package.
A Large Cake lOg
ypT1ryTEyECy
lAI,Il y 4 "a Ia
Established ls9
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-05

Give a good description
of what you want to trade
and what you are willing to
take in Exchange for your
property-put your ad in
the Exchange Columns of
The World and you'll get
what you want.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-05
A Well-tO-Do Home on
Boston Ave
Just One Place in Several Thousand Where the
Morning Paper Goes-and stays

\ few mornings ago a man was
coming down town
lie passed a home where a pros
porous business man lives.
The prosperous business man was
sitting on Jue porch reading the
morning paper.
The man waited few minutes and
the prosperous business man fin
iShcd reading the morning paper,
threw it inside the home and the
two walked down town together.
This man made the plain and m-
miStakablc statement that his wife
preferred the morning paper.
She insists that he leave the paper
at home and not take it to town
because she always reads it as
soon as she finishes her morning
duties.
Most Tulsa housewives are through
with their morning work before 9
o'clock.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-09-05

Now. Here is the vital question for
Tulsa advertisers in Tulsa news
papers.
Is it not far better to make your
announcement in today's paper!
Today's advertisement in yester-
days paper will not pull one-half
SO well as it will in TODAY'S
morning paper.
That would be true even if the cir
culation of afternoon and morning
papers were equal.
But where the paid circulation of
the morning paper DOUBLES the
afternoon paper there is indeed no
room for doubt
In fact there is no doubt in the
minds of the successful advertisers
who have used The World exclus-
lively and learned that
In Tulsa it is the morning paper
the paper with the big circulation
the home newspaper.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

Thare amt meny men wood OF DID
wat Enock. Ardin dun. awl rite. I
bet IL my fathir peeked in the parler
windo and seen that my mothir had
went and got anothir husoind vile
he wasent erround. II wood be good
mite to the othir husbind awl rite
Enock Ardin was a hshirman. and
hia wife was skared to deth awl the
time thinking that he was drownded,
avn akkount Of II the fishermen got
cawt in a big storm in the oshun ana
tbare roe botes got full Of wattir. wat
Good they do. Nuthing but make
noiZet
Puts Him Wise
You bettir get sum othir job. Enock'
his wife wood say to him, or sum DAY
vure bote will tern up side down ana
then ware will me and the childrin
be?
Ware will I be, sed Enock ArdinI
That's awl rite ware you VIII De-
ssd his wife, you'd bettir get q papir
hanging Job or opin a sesar stoar or
sumthing, a..
But Enock Ardin thawt he moo 1t
awI, and he kept avn beeing a hshir-
man and day thare was a storm ana
he dident KUN hoam for suppir.
Thare, wat did tell him, Mrs.
Ardtn sed, now hes went and got
drownded, confownd him, and he was
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
CHIMMIE'S HISTORY

sutch a good husbind to, and now wat
Is the kids and me going to do. that's
wat want to no. Ill han to go and
get a moo husbind. that's awl
So she got anuthIr husband. not
wanting to starve without enyboddy
to support her and not wanting to
take in washing In her old age, and
aftir a vile the kids got ust to her
moo husband and startid to kali him
pop, and the moo husbind had a good.
Job and they was awl getting along
fine.
Enock Shows Up
l mite who shood KUN wawkins
hoam but Enock Ardin. He wasent
drowned at awl. ony shiprecked sum-
ware so far away II took him awI
that time to wawk hoam.
My. sed Enock Ardln, wont the old
lady be sirprlIed to see me, and he
peeked in the parler windo and who
shood he see but the moo l1usoind
with awl the kids pulling his wiskirs
and kawlling him pop and Mrs. Arden
drying the dishes and kidding her
moo husbind.
Holy smoakes, shes went and got
married agen, sed Enock Ardin. Well,
she looks pritty happy so I guess I
won't butt in and spoil the party. Ill
Jest beet II and get anuthir wife may
be and then everybody will be
happy. So he beet It +.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

I know Of is Mrs. Humpy-Smith's, con-
found her old back gate. I'll bet a
dollar to a barrel of glass splinters
that she's lost a small fortune through
the tips she never gave.
Take my case, for an instance. She
didn't give me a lacerated red last
Christmas, though did everything but
hold my hat out for It and ever since
I've beer. getting back at her:
It's all a mistake about us ashmen
not being able to help smashing barrels.
bet since last Christmas I've broke
on an average Of two. barrels a week
for Mrs. Humpy-smith and not only
broke EN-, but fractured. 'em, splin-
tered 'em. mashed 'em, frieaseed 'em,
put 'em beyond all mertal aid.
Yep, a little hand-out now and then
benefits the best Of men-not to speak
O. women.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

bank Of the Delaware. contemplating
the east bank. whete the Hessians
were holding high revel. Approaching
him from behind. his aidy de camp
suggested hesitatingIy. Lets not cross
till tomorrow. George. The river IL
perilous ICY" Washington, turned upon
the man sharply and remarked Elm low,
even tones, Tie that bull outside.
This Is the big day." ..-..... ~
Are you kidding meT' etc. etc.
After the famous cherry tree had
measured its length with q splinter
ing crash upon the Washington lawn,
and nttle George had looked up At his
father and uttered the II cannot tell
a lie" speech. and his father had
patted him on the back and said,
Brave little man.. etc, George looked
at his forgiving parent and
said, Are you kidding me, papa. or
trying to show me a good timer
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

the theatrical managers. For. when the
news leaked there was a gentle little
holler went up that could be heard from
Portland, Maine to ditto. Oregon.
Think of the contracts that we
made months ago. they wrote the
president, and they put It up to him
strong. And the last I hear is that
the president has decided not to alter
the calendar and We'll reach for the
celery and stuffing on the same date as
we've been used to-"
Would it really have made any greal
difference?' asked the stagestruck
youth. .
II dunno as 1t would have" answers
the S. D. X. but it's just as we'll to
let the banking interests know that
they can't run all the universe I'd
hate to have them moving Christmas up
into July, and vica versa. 1t would have
been a bad precedent"
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
she HOLDS TT UP TO
NEW GIRL COMMANDMENT

both times. The man in the ball
room is there for fun. He wants to
dance with the girl who can give it
him. The one with the men In pla-
toons around her promises we'll. But,
when he comes a-calling, asks to be
received by the girl at her home,
there is something more than fun. He
may even mean business. At least,
he is prospecting. And he wants
20 take his own time He sdoes not
want TO be showed into a deal by the
too eager girl nor scared out by too
many competitors
Soul Satisfying Reply
It's one OF the sweetest experiences
possible for a girl to feel owned, ap-
propriated. annexed by the ONE
NAN: but it's an experience she Is
likely to miss II she reverses :he
process. There was never q love
story written-or lived-but that the
hero whispered or exclaimed. You
are MINET' And the most soul
satisfying reply-to the woman VINO
breathed It and to the man who lis
tened-has been II am ALL YOURSi"
After watching the failure of the
'egging on" process, I am convinced
that the reminder OF the OTHER
NAN seems to the ONE MAN a dis
tant threat of the possession toward
which he looks when he really finds
THE ONE WOMAN. When you at
tract his attention to the roses aud
the candy, he thinks, Too many in
here for me; feel crowded And I
want the girl ALL BY MYSELF"
He hasn't any RIGHT to feel that
way; but he DOES So, II you feel
that perhaps he IS the ONE to whom
you want to whisper "I am yours In
some time to come, hear and heed
this new GIRL COMMANDMENT.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Loretta's Looking Glass

gives to his examination of a microbe.
If she is not just as analytically ac-
curate as the scientist she may make
the mistake Of concluding that, because
the men at a dance fairly fall over
each other to get their names on the
program of a girl around whom q num-
Der of their kind are punched, theJ
will be equally eager to be friendly.
or more. with the girl who has Amer
lean beauties on the mantel and boxes
Of candy on the taboret-
And the principle does not work
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Evidences of Appreciation

You, have the idea that 1t enhances
your value in the eyes OF the ONE
MAN for you to tell him about the
evidences OF appreciation given you by
the OTHER MAN. But it's an idea OF
which you want to get rid. What the
ONE MAN really thinks, is that you
are trying to egg him on" by showing
him what the OTHER MAN has done
He gets the impression that you ara ar
ranging kind of free-for-all competi-
ton and want him to enter. And he
refuses to be entered.
There is no animal or spirit which
justifies, deserves. and encourages
study as does MAN. But it is abso-
lutely essential that the woman who
does Il shall take an impersonal view
of the creature. She must eliminate
self, and concentrate on the specimen
with the undivided clearness and
calmness of gaze that the scientist
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Look Good go
Between the Lines
DREADING A SECOND TRIP

A Philadelphian on his way TO Eu-
rope was experiencing seasickness for
the first time. Calling his wife to hin
bedside, he said, In a weak voice:
Jenny, my will is In the Commercial
Trust Company's care. Everything 10
left to you. dear. My various stocks
you will find in my safe-deposit box"
Then he said fervently: And, Jenny.
bury me on the other side. can't
stand this trip again, alive or dead"
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Drawn for The Washington Times.

SST EFT not the one man know what
l. the other man doeth!"
1t IS reversing the usual
order; but 1 offer 1t as an advisable
amendment to the conduct of girls to-
ward men. It's a great temptation to
tell one man-particularly IL you are
beginning to suspect that he is THE
ONE MAN, and you want him to wake
up to q realization that you are THE
ONE WOMAN-what the other man
does for your amusement or appetite.
The five-pound box Of candy will be
to you what a fve-pound fish is to the
fisherman. You will ache to tell its
story. You will throb to recite how
you came by 1t. And 1t will take all
Of your. "gumption'' to withhold the
information that 1t is a tribute on
your shrine from a man who sent you
the American beauties week before
last
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Our Ashman Says,
'Liberality Paws

Yep, a little hand-out now and then
has saved lots of people from a pack
OF annoyances they nevir knew they
missed.
The worst case Of tightwsditis that
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Worse Than Horse Races

Blinkers-why Is It your friend
Winkers Is always down at the heelf
Does ne lose his money on horse
races?
Dinkers-He never bets on q horse
race. He loses more money ON the
human race.
En-"
He has nine children"
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Not Very Fast

TT took that racing automooils
twenty minutes to pass this house"
Impossible.
Fact. could hear II ten minutes
before It got here. and could smell 10
ten minutes after II passed"
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Vev HANDY

'T see where some woman who lost
q finger, is advertising for another"
Dear me, how careless! Fingers are
things one should always keep on
hand" q
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Immortalizations
Of Geo. Washington

Tie that bull outside"-George
Washington originated this immortal
while standing on the west
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Will Help Some

Peeved Thespian-I thought you
promised US a change Of menS Mrs.
Boardem? -
Mrs. Boardem-That starts tomorrow.
Mr.. Wonite Stanz; we're going to serve
the hash In square dishes instead OF
round ones.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

satisfying things bought akenghy
don't think so?
lack echoed your seemingly tender
words7 fanciful but felt straning from
description of theaer with
be scoded for
why shouldn't have little fun? All work
play will make Jack dull boy and
friends really of for it having
bank affection and fall back when
dreay hours
Happy Little Postscript
special delivery letter has just and am
letter blue and that lost $500
poker honyso long had good time
made three dollars! and the family
excheouer evenly balanced! Mother has been
for days to and straighn
To old
tabcohs and sheets in the middle
works wonders savng), and this
good for and did for her,
what lost has been made
thrifty wife-to-be
Oh, my dear love for that confession ! love
and card game-ts human like the
dear knowony don't dare do it too Often sir for
/ mi the extravagant habit, too!
Certain Phrases OF Yours
When talked of going away seemed as letters would
like talks feeling plumbing the depths of soul
and certain Dhases Of yours Girl
others echo like music all day long, and
whis thense rainbow dreams at night
Oh and long letters, if nothing but Il
letter that forms
balm to the lonely of the girl left behind
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
Dropped From
Humor's Express
ENGLISH Joke FOR TODAY

Solomon takes his sweater off.
It's a husbands duty to look after
his wife, and see that she does not get
drunk. k."-Magistrate at Marylebone.-
The Pink I'm.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

time. The noble sport O fshin amt built that
You'll like it, Bill after we'd off the trolley in the
country walked hundred miles through
o the incest ruts ever put my foot into.
81 know will" ut must be to watch the fishes
jump way in the air after the funny wriggiin' wormsT
Well they don't exacy do that Bill but think you'll
like it.
The Beginnin Was Great
Well, intresn enough Bill thought his little finger
fish, speared with hook and had to tie with
handkerchief which Of the most int estn things girl
feIlow-anyhow started intrestn.
breath for about half hour wsii for
the thing without the thing duckn
0 restless and began TO sing.
"Sh-hl" says Bill you'll the fsht'
you Bee Instead grabbin the
tuny spring somepn about voice hypnozn the hshes he
from when he's hshrn After
that Belle neither spoke word for and half and
couldn't stand
after that sing again. and wouldn't till Bill
hshn disgust and started walk back to the
troles close second And relations have been little
strained since.
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

We'll" drawled the stage doorkeeper'
as he removed an Offending splinter
from under his thumb nail, II see that
we are going to celebrate Thanksgiving
on the last Thursday in November this
year"
Didn't we alwaysH" asked the stage
struck youth.
''Yep. son. we always did" answered
the stage doorkeeper. and from the
looks of things we will keep on doing
so for the rest of time. We began II
long time ago, when the sturdy fore
fathers in New England saw the posi-
bilfty of the turkey in the drama and
they staged the thing right up to the
limit.
Looked Like a Bloomer
But the last Thursday stunt looked
like a bloomer this year, and funny
thing it was The fellers that get out
the calendars and decide when they
shall slip leap years and other ODD
things over on US got together and de-
cided to pull off five Thursdays in the
month Of November. That's a deal OF
lots of Thursdays for a short month
like November, but they made 1t stick
and got out their printing on that
basis.
Just why the fifth Thursday was not
agreeable to. the banking interests is
somethin' don't profess to understand.
but hear the big guys that hold all Of
our money for us got together some
place down on Wall street and wrots
TO the president and told him that he'd
be accommodating them a great deal II
he'd slip turkey day back a week. And
they do also be tellin' me that the big
lad was seriously considering doin' that
very thing, and had a note on his
memorandum pad so that he would get
the date right on the proclamation.
But the bankers reckoned without
The Washington times., 1911-08-27
HER KNOWLEDGE

You are, always chafflng people.
aren't you, Mr.. Comeup?"
Yes; my wife. who Is studying
French. says I'm quite a chauffeur"
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

rs all in the name, Belle. man1l fret himself
out of his collar if he has to wait fifteen minutes
while his wifes stickin' in the last hatpns,
but give him a double jonted fshin' rod with .
reel on it to play with, and he'll sit down .
three-cornered root from sunrise till the stars
come out waitin' for two seven-cent fishes to get
ready to start In beginnin' bitin'
wanted to go, Belle, but I think Bill was
foolish to take me along. No fellow ought to
take his grl-a girl, mean-out fshin', unless
he's willin' to risk dislocated friendship. You
can't hrt with the fishes and make girl b'lieve
The Washington times., 1911-08-27

Earl am vaguely hurt at your letter There
something between the lines that / could not
read, but could only feel; have l seemed to lay
too much stress upon your lack of fortune?. /
didn't mean to, dear; for to you stand for
and that is a fortune in itself.
But even though millionaires, would
still set my feet in the path of little economies,
which l am pursuing; for the woman who
thinks of the little things has her hand always
on the pulse of the home, and of her husbands
comfort; and the working and striving and plan
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-05-08

ate limits OF the said city OF ocala a
tax TO pay the interest on all OF said
bonds 20 issued and also a tax TO form
sinking fund for the payment OF the
principal II said bonds so issued a.
the same shall become due and pay
able.
sec. S The amount OF said tax 50
collected each year shall be paid by
the city treasurer TO the three per
sons 10 be appointed by the governor
Of the state. as trustees OF said bonds
and their successors in office.
See . such amount Of the bonds
80 issued and at such time and in
such manner as the city council shall
or may provide, shall he sold by said
trustees Immediately upon receipt OF
same Sut not less than for par value
thereof and they shall proceed 20 pay
for the purchase or construction and
equipp!n= Of wafer works for the city
Of OcaIa from the proceeds thereof
Introduced, placed on first reading
and referred 20 the judiciary committee
March u. 1911
Placed on second reading and adopt
81 10y sections April 9Th. 1911
Placed on third and final reading and
adopted April irn. 1911. H c. Jones.
President Of the City Council
Approved by the mayor Of Ocala this
April s;h. \ d. 1911.
J. d. Robertson,
Mayor Of the City OF Ocala. Fla
Attest II .. Sistrunk.
Clerk OF the City Of Ocala.
/ Recorded in city ord nance book.
pages from 10 Z inclusive, April sth.
1911 H. 9. sistrunk, City Clerk.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-05-08
THE REVIVAL

The Baptist church was crowded to
its full capacity yesterday. Many We're
turned away. being unable TO get in.
There were about two dozen CONVEX
siOns yesterday. Prof. Bryants sing
ing of NO Room in the Inn" was eX-
quisite. Mr.. Warren preached a great
sermon on she that liveth in sin il
dead while she liveth." The interest
last night was intense. Every seat
was taken and many stood through the
service. Prof. Bryant's singing was
descriptive OF the Judgment and the
audience was entranced. Brother War
rens sermon on Sin" was matchless-
Tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock and
also al the same hour Wednesday and
Thursday. Rev. Warren will speek on
the Holy Spirit. These addresses are
fine and all the Christians OF Ocala
should hear them. Service tonight at
40 and every night this week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-05-08
\ CARD OF THANKS

W v.-n To express % our friends
our .-arcf-It hanks for the many
thoughts and acts n loving kindness
dI-.n- ne severe Illness of our little
daughter. MerriS. wAO : now almost
entlT-., we'll Hundreds OF personal
inquiries and phone messages were re-
c-lvei many flowers -@nt 70 the house
and other little kin1n-sses shown and
done during me trying time We feel
especially grateful 10 ler physician
VINO % faithfully attended the child.
80 and DAY These are the things.
comin- n time u ned ina: make life
worth while ami friends more dear
Respectfully.
Mr. AMI Mrs = z Carroll
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-05-08
DRUGSTORE At FORT Mccoy

Fort Mccoy has now first class
drugstore, something that growing
town needs. The store Is the Fort Nc
Coy Drug Company. and is owned by
these. and Mr.. II. c. Geise. who was for
Oak pharmacist who recently moved
there, and Mr.. H. c. Gise who was for
some time in this city and is brother
Of Mrs. Jim Johnson. The young gen.
tlemen viii carry a first class stock Of
drugs at all times and will add a good
fountain for soft drinks as soon as
this Improvement can he made. There
are two practicing physicians at Fort
McCoY-Dr. Chapman OF this city. who
makes daily visits there and DIR Lisk.
who lives there.