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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
HEAD SOLID MASS OF HUMOR

81 think the Cuticura Remedies are
the best remedies for eczema | have
ever heard or My mother had a child
who had a rash on It's head when Il
was real young. Doctor called It baby
rash. He gave us medicine, but II
did no good. In few days the head
was u solid mass; a running sore. II
was awful, the child cried continually
We had TO hold him and watch him
TO keep him from scratching the
sore. His suffering was dreadful At
last we remembered Cuticura Rene
dies. We got a dollar bottle Of Cutl.
cura Resolvent, a box OF Cuticura
Ointment, and bar OF Cutlcura Soap
We gave the Resolyent as directed
washed the head with the Cuticura
Soap, and applied the Cuticura Oint
ment. We had not used half before
the chlld's head was clear and free
from eczema, and It has never come
back again. His head was healthy
and he had a beautiful head Of hair.
I think the Cuticura Ointment very
good for the hair. II makes the hair
grow and prevents falling hair"
CSigned) Mrs. Francis Lund, Plain
City Utah, Sept 10, 1910, Send to the
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Boston,
Mass, for free Cuticura Book on the
treatment Of skin and scalp troubles.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

hitting toward right, stayed up close
to second II was we'll he did, for Van
Haltren hit fast grounder perhaps
six or seven feet the other side OF
second. and Hermann was after 1t at
the crack OF the bat. He made one Of
those marvellous lett-handed scoops on
the run for which he was noted. |
was expecting the throw to first and
so was Tom Lynch. who was the UNI
pire on the bases.
Long. however. the moment he
clutched the ball, saw with chain light.
ming baseball sense that Van Haltren
would beat his throw, and to my
amazement he made headlong dive
and scramble for second base to force
Meekin. II was a cinch that he got
his man, but, fearing that Lynch had
missed the play, in my excitement |
grabbed his arm. exclaiming, Gee. he
got HIM"
Let go O. my arm growled Lynch,
shaking me off.
For a moment ! thought ! had
queered the play and the score would
be tied. To my great relief Lynch in
another second waved his arm.
The man is out, he shouted.
"The game was over and as we
walked off the field | apologized to
Lynch for taking hold Of him. That's
all right" was his reply You we're
excited merely didn't like to have
the crowd see you do IT,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

game becomes so strong as to cause
suicide It is carrying the sport a little
too far.
President Ban B. Johnson Of the
American league says that he will Sc
lect the official scorers in the same
old way.
Bob Emslle National league umpire
won trap shoot at Dutton. Ont,
and his friends claim that he can pass
an eye test devised by the magnates
OF the organization.
Jack knight was not considered good
enough for the Athletics or Red Sox
but has made good with vengeance
with the Yankees after having served
n wear in Baltimore in the Eastern
league.
Judge Elliott and William Connors,
two of the officials of the Phillies
have sailed for Europe for pleasure
trim President Fogel might have gone
with them, but he was sick in bed
when they left
Paddy Livingston could not hold
down his job in Cincinnati and was
forced to work three years at Indian
apolis before Connie Mack rescued
him and made him member OF the
worlds champions.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Northern saloon. In five years
Sl,OOO,OOO dividend was declared on
the $4,000 investment
The panic of 1907 came near putting
Tex down and out for good. Mining
stocks went bad and he dropped a
million and a half In cash. He had
held considerable property, however
and when things doomed again he sold
his properties. realizing enough for
another fresh start When he came
east last winter to bid for the John
son-Jeffries fight Tex was suspected
to be broke; but he says he was far
from II. Just now Rlckard is prepar.
ing for a trip to South America.
Are you contemplating anything
Of a sporting nature?" he was asked
NO" he replied, the fight game is
at a standstil I'm going back to my
first love-cattle raising"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

A negro near Xenia, o., had been
arrested for chicken stealing lie had
stolen so many that his crime had be
come grand larceny.
He was tried and convicted, and
brought in for sentence.
Have you any reason TO offer why
the judgment Of the court should not
be passed upon you?" he was asked
well, jedge.' he replied, IL CANT
60 to Jail now. nohow I'm bulldin a
shack out yonder an JUS CANT go
TIL git It done. You kin sholy see
dat,"-Philadelphia Sunday Evening
Post.
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10
GOgGZR5T7
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Mexico frowns severely on boxing
exhibitions, but bullrings flourish IN
that country.
"Tberes such a thing as a ball play
ers having too much temperament
sighs Clark Griffith.
Lew Moren will pitch for Cincinnati
this season. No chance of the Plus
burg boys figuring in trade
Catcher Mitchell Of the Yankees
now on his way to Rochester, was an
American League pitcher nine years
ago.
AT least one of John |. Taylors trou-
bles has disappeared. Corrigan the
catcher, affixed his signature to con
tract.
When the feeling in q basketball
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
,rt;cularly the Ladies.

o,lv pleasant and refreshing to
3 ss',. o' Oy but gently cleansing and sweet;
i'o' ,o The system. Syrup Of Figs and
% u Sc SIENNA !, particularly adapted
IN. " and children. and beneficial in
'.' s' n which a wholesome, strength
I, and effective laxative should be
III Il, perfectly safe at all times and
h, colds, headaches and the pains
y bv Indigestion and constipation so
o,lv and effectively that it is the one
~, family laxative which gives salts
IN 10 ali and is recommended by
-, Of families who have used il and
have personal knowledge of its ex-
4. wonderful popularity, however, has
i ,n,cupulous dealers to offer imita-
q. ,D5ieb act unsatisfactory. There,
when buying, to get its beneficial
IA, .lwavs note the full name Of the
,D,,,Uy-Califomia Fig Syrup Co.
printed on the front Of every
*. Of the genuine Syrup Of Figs
81 Elixir Of SIENNA. r..
for sale by all leading druggists. Pnco
n eenl. per bottle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
Field Not to Coach Amherst.

Jack Field. the Yale football player,
denies the statement published in sew
eral newspapers that he would coach
the Amherst football eleven next fall
and would enter Harvard Law school.
Field said that he was not going to
coach any football team and was not
going to enter the Harvard Law school,
He stated that Amherst made him an
offer to coach It's football eleven. but
he declined It.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Consumptives I'm Syria are treated
0day much In the same way as the
pes have been for the last 1000
ears tuberculosis ia a comparative
recent disease among the Arabs and
|rians, but so rapidly has It spread
nat the natives are in great fear OF
( Consequently when n member Of
hmlly is known TO have the disease,
'els frequently cast out and compelled
Q dio Of exposure and want. A small
'osplial for consumptives has been
'pned at Beyrout under the direction
NE. Mary p. Eddy.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
A Mnman,s Letter.

Vomen, It is generally admitted,
rIte better letters than men.
n. Marcel Provost has discovered
v reason for this superiority. "The
byious meaning is never the one we
>onld read into a woman's letter.
here is always a yelled meaning.
7onan makes use Of a letter just
} fhe employs a glance or a smile,
d way that is carefully thought out,
nd with an eye to effect. And, after
II does q woman's hat serve to cover
er head? Does a woman's parasol
eep of the sun? Why, then, should
vomans letter serve 20 convey her
eel thoughts to the person ad-
ressed, Just like the letters of some
mes grocer, who writes. I send you
nj pounds Of coffee, because he
eelly does send you five pounds OF
osee."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
BOTH WERE QUICK THINKERS
"Count" Herman Long and President
Tom Lynch Had Fast Working
Brains, Says Fred Tenney.

Manager Fred Tenney of the Boston
Rustlers, tells an anecdote that gives
an instance OF the remarkable quick
thinking on the ball field of the late
Herman C'Count") Long, and also the
methods Of President Thomas J. Lynch
Of the National League, when he was
plain Tom Lynch, the umpire.
THE old Boston team was playing
the Giants at the Polo Grounds" says
Tenney, Several years ago. When
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
During 1910 there were l13jS sea

During 1910 there We're 1855 sea-
going vessels of 12,657OOO net regis
tered tons arrived in Hamburg, an ia.
crease of 3i3 vessels and $4,000 tons
over the previous year The total
number of ships clearing from Ham
burg to the United States (chiedy At
lantlc ports) during 1910 was 1893, Of
1,677,529 tons, against $40 ships, Of
1,624,S75 tons, in 1909.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
:ntNCH BEAN COFFEE,
| CENT A POUND

n will grow in your own garden
,ipenlng here in Wisconsin in 80
~, Splendid health coffee and cost
AZ to grow about one cent pound
ereat rarity; a healthful drink.
lend us today Is cents in stamps
IA We will mail you package above
,oeee seed with full directions and
M mammoth seed and plant cata'
o. free. or send us 81 cents and we
|dd 10 packages elegant flower and
vegetable seeds, suili'
sIent to grow bushels OF vegetables
md flowers. or make your remittance
10 eents and we add to all Of above 10
Dockages Of wonderful farm seed spe'
cIslties and novelties. John A. Salzer
8eed Co., 1872 S. Sth St., La Crosse, Wis
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Work and MarrIane.

y the New York courts recently a
q aged IT, on being told by her
VIE that she was old enough to
70 work, replied: Work, will
" prefer to marry" Whereupon
y was married before night to a
oung man earning IS per week.
ny Is Of a piece with the reasoning
hhoIher girl who, being interro.
~ by friend, Where are you
'@Kng now, Mamie?" answered
'onpuS "l amt working; I'm mar.
Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Queensland is one Of the great sugar
producing states of Australia, and
practically all Of the sugar consumed
in the commonwealth is raised and
refined in that state and in the north
ern part of New South Wales.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

the Giants went in for their ninth Inn
Ing we had a lead Of one run, with
two out and no runs in They had a
man on third and another on first.
Jouett Meehn was the runner at my
corner. and George Van Haltren,
left-hand batter and a very fast man,
was at the bat
Herman, knowing Vans habit OF
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
Ereo Blood Cure.

II you have pimples, offensive eruptions,
old sores, cancer, itching, scratching
eczema, suppurating swelllngs, bone pains,
hot skin, or if your blood is thin or i'm
pure, then Botanic Blood Balm (B.BBD
will heal every sore, stop all itching and
make the blood pure and rich. Cures after
all else fails. $l0O per large bottle at
drug stores Sample free hy writing Blood
Balm Co., Atlanta, Ca. Department b.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
The Easier Way

Your wife and you seem to get
along so beautifully together. Don't
you ever have any differences Of opin'
ion?"
"Oh, yes, every day, but | don't let
her find II out"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

The Ginnelie lock on the Seine is
so constructed that one man can open
pr shut It by touching an electric but
ION as he sits in HIS Office.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

with Doan's Kidney Pills and was
cured. This took place fourteen years
ago and have had no trouble since"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, y Y
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

stant pain, incapacitat'
ed for work and could
not sleep. The urine
passed too freely and |
was obliged to arise
many times at night. |
was growing gradually
worse. Nothing helped
me and then ! began
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

That professor who says he will dis
cover many stars and place them on
the map ought to be in demand among
major league magnates.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Women were permitted to watch
the Observation-Disclosures wrestling
match the other night at New York.
Was II as sane as that?
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

The entire object Of true education
is to make people not merely do the
right thing, but enjoy the right thing
-Ruskn.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

honor any man anywhere, who,
in the conscious discharge Of what
be believes to be his duty, dares to
stand alone. Charles Sumner.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Sore Throat is no traing ailment IL
viii sometimes carry infection TO the en-.
tire system through the food you eat.
Hamlins Wizard Oil cures Sore Throat.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy
Cures Coughs Colds, Group and Whooping
Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
druggists, 25c. SOC and $l,0O per bottle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
Civic Rivalry.

Squire Durnitt-We're goin' to have
newspaper in Lonelyville
Uncle Welby Gosh (of DrearyhursD
Where are ye goin to git It printed?
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

A cup Of Garfield Tea before retiring
will insure that all.important measure, the
daily cleaning Of the system
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Dr. Pierce's Pellets. small, sugarcoated
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig
crate stomach, liver and bowels. DO not
gTlpe.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles Capudinc viii relieve you'
It's liquid pleasant to tRke-acts immedl
ntely, Try IT, lOc., G5c., and 90 cents at drug
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
TO DRIVE OUT MALAEIAi. MAJ, \ I. MN,

TAX, the old stSniSrd q GRoyBS TAsrRLsSs
CHILL TONIC. You know What you arc tnAing'
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing IL Is simply Quinlue aud Iron IN n taste
less torn. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up tho systcm. Sold by all
dealers for W yeaB. frioo " cents.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

For constipation. biliousucss, liver dis
tmbanccs and diseases resulting from i'm
pure blood. take Garfield Tea.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

When the fight begins within him
self, mans worth something
Browning.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
tcething, soitens the gums, reduces inhnmma'
ton. allays pain cures wind collie, 2Jc a bottle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
sooundrers LAST Rsfune.
ryTrS CTRrD INgTO DAYS

Patriotism is the last refuge OF
Scoundrel
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Common sense In an uncommon de-
gree is what the world calls wisdom
Colerldge.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
CURED II YEARS.
Remarkable Recovery From Serious
Kidney Trouble.

Jacob See, 199 Prince St., Newark,
n. j., says: 81 suffered until thought
! would be better dead. | was in con.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

your drurVist will round money II pAZO OlNr
NENp fails tu euro any caso Of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Prutuding Piles In Gto Ia days. 300
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

People seldom improve when they
have no model but themselves TO copy
alter-G Goldsmith
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Some women are good to look at. but
bad TO be tied 10.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
What Was Her

noihc
nIS Doyle-Why didn't you marry
N American?
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
Take This TO Heart.

Some men work harder trying to
get out of doing a thing than it would
take them to do it-EXChango.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
hood s
arsapariIIa

Will purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feel
ing, build you up. Be sure to
take it this spring.
Get It IN usual LIQUID form orr ,o. or chocolates
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

The reward Of thing well done is
to have done it.-Emerson.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Reading.-The Reading Iron Co. an
nounced officially that a large mill OF
steel construction will be built this
summer to replace the old North
Ninth Street Rolling Mills Plans for
the new mill are now being prepared
and bids on the structure win be
asked for in the near future.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Modesty is to merit as shades 10 ig-
ures in a picture. giving 1t strength
and beauty -Bruyere.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

The test Of whether YOU are cdu
Gated is, can you do what you ought
when you ought, whether you want TO
90 Il or not?-Herbert Spencer.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
WONDERFUL

She-l wonder II the waiter speaks
the new languago--what do they
call it.? Esperanto?
IIe-Oh, yes! lie talks It Ike a
native.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09
Intends to Be Boss.

intends 10 Be BOSS.
Maud-Do you intend to marry or
to retain your liberty?
Ethel-Both
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROND Ouiunc Tablets
nruggiNsrpfund money ~ 40 fails Co cure W.
GROVES a.uature IL On each boa. 2Jc.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES case Of diph
iberia was reported in the home o..
c. w. Markley. This makes the ninth
case in a short time. All the homes
are under strict quarantine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Pottsville.-winlam G. Faust,
prominent resident OF Auburn, was
killed by a Pennsylvania Railroad
work train at the railroad crossing
near Auburn, when the auto truck
which he was driving was struck and
demolished. He was secretary Of the
Auburn Borough Council and part
owner OF an underwear factory In An
burn.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-09

Mrs. Howard NJ. Bird discovered q
dynamite cartridge of high power in
o bucket of coal she had just emptied
into stove. The cartridge was
taken out by Mrs, Bird just in time
The cartridge was fused and capped
and of the kind used in heavy blast
ing.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-16
GaIesburo Gossip,

Galesburg, N. D., Jan. Ito The
Forum: Miss Ethel Turner returned
to Aitkin, Mimi, Saturday, having
spent the holidays with her parents.
A series of parties and dances dur
ing the holidays have kept this little
burg in a whirl of pleasure. There
is never a dull moment during these
festivities and the youngsters are to
be congratulated on their dances.
Much praise is due those who have
been home for the holidays and as
sisted in the merrymaking.
Misses Gladys and Mable Stewart
returned Saturday to their homes in
Fargo after an extended visit with
friends and relatives.
Ray Dalemeter was a passenger on
the east bound train Saturday, re-
turning Monday Hans Jensen ac-
companied him so far as Erie.
Mrs. Andrew Knudson returned Fri
day from two weeks visit with reIa-
tives at Hatton.
Deputy Sheriff Osman shook hands
with old friends in Galesburg last
week.
Mr. and Mrs. Wightman were called
to their old home i'm southern Mime
sofa by the serious illness of Mr..
Wightman's father. Cor. g.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-16
Daddy Bedtime
\+>rxy King Richard
AG0 And the Minstrel

- ~ ANY daddy, beginning story
W. children Jack
Richard o
fond in
time country
Duke of Austria did
caught the Ia prison
"Ecr
had become Of their king for those days took long for
telephones AT last however, story reached England that King
had been made prisoner
Now England
friend of the king Bonde
good musician he and
Bonde heard
ha mnd So
think
He
O
that outside invited
happy
the
all to
England and told the people the of the castle which their king
Germany order the Duke of Austria set the king When Richard
reached England
a 4.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-16
WHITE SOX GO
in FEBRUARY

Chief Comiskey and his valiant
white sox win steam away from Chi
cago over the Rock Island lines at 9
o'clock on the night of Feb. rs. The
"Old Roman came to bat with this
announcement yesterday, but positively
refused to discuss the full itinerary Of
the trip to be made by the hose after
they leave Mineral Wells, Texas.
"Commy'' in company with Mrs. Com
ishey and Mr. and Mrs. B. b. John
son. expect to start tomorrow night
for Florida on two weeks trip.
Leonard ('King'D Cole the class OF
the National league hurlers last sea-
son and the gent who prevented the
athletics from scoring clean sweep of
four victories over the cubs in the
worlds series, has signed articles TO
appear next week in vaudeville base.
ball sketch at the Kedzie theatre
King will team it while treading
the foots with an old college pal
named O'Toole, the pair having con-
spired to sing, and and talk In Irish
while disportfng about in cub uniforms
Cole hasn't been idle since the cur
tain descended on the title clash Far
be II from 80. His royal legship has
perfected new curve ball which will