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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

How indeed, senor?"
what If my young aide here, Mr.
Trist. should tell you that he has seen
your husband some hundreds of miles
away and in conference with lady
supposed to be somewhat friendly to-
ward"
"Ah, you mean that baroness--!"
So soon had the shaft gone home!
Her woman's jealousy had offered a
point Unexpectedly weak. Calhoun
bowed, without smile upon his face,
"Mr. Rakenham, the British minis.
ter, is disposed to be friendly to this
same lady. Your husband and certain
officer of the British navy called upon
this same lady last week in Montreal
Informally. 1t is sometimes unfortu'
nate that plans are divulged. TO me II
seemed only wise and fit that you
should not let any of these little per
sonal matters make for US greater
complications In these perilous times
think you understand me, perhaps
Sonora Yturrio?"
one BurBieu low Al nSF tnioat al
this, any sort of sound, meaning To
remain ambiguous. But Calhoun was
merciless.
at is not within dignity. sonora. for
me to make trouble between lady
and her husband But we must have
friends with us under our flag, OF
know that they are not our friends
You are welcome in my house. Your
husband is welcome In the house OF
our republic. There are certain du
ties, even thus"
Only now and again she turned
upon him the light Of her splendid
eyes, searching him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
Ellen Terry's Joke.

When Ellen Terry was presented
with q Founders gold medal at the
New theater. New York. recently--an
honor conferred In recognition of her
great services to dramatic art-she
was called upon to make speech Of
acceptance. It so happened that the
ectress was exceedingly hoarse and
she was therefore forced to cut her
remarks short. So she told this story:
"A friend of mine once bought par
rot and gave much money for It with
the understanding that II could speak
iinently. but when he reached home
With It he found to his dismay that
che bird was dumb. So he took It
back This parrot cannot say a word
no said Indignantly to the bird fancier.
e can't talk at ALL Talk the deal.
or exclaimed. Come to think of II,
know It can't but It's q devil to
think"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
WAS JUST COPYING MAMMA
chiId's Actions That at First Mys-
titled Father Were Easily
Explained.

The little six-year-old daughter Of a
well-known club woman was found In
her play room the other day doing all
kinds of acrobatic stunts and gesticu-
lating wildly and wierdly.
"Wnat are you doing?" asked the
childs father
I'm playing I'm mamma she an
swered. Then she made more unique
movements with her little arms and
said: There. father, you accept them.
Thct's what they do when mamma
makes them"
What shall accept?" asked the
father, still more mystified, "and what
does mamma make? Tell me what
you are doing"
why" she said. II am playing that
am mamma at her club. Whenever
mamma goes to her club she makes
motions, and the others accept them.
heard her say so over the telephone
to Mrs. Smith this morning."-Illus-
trated Magazine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, eAcKAcHE, STRAIN.
= ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't Il be nice within week or 50
go begin to say goodbye forever to the
iscalding, driobling. straining, or too fire.
lquent passage of urine: the forehead and
lthe back of-the-head aches; TIE stitches
land pains In the back: the growing mus
icie weakness: spots before the eyes; yell
low skin: sluggish bowels: swollen eye
lids or ankles: leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency7
have a recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on. and II you want to
make q QUICK RECOVERY, you ought
to write and get copy Of 1t. Many q
doctor would change you $3.50 Just for
writing this prescription. but I have II
and will be glad to send It to you entire
~ free. Just drop me a line like this:
d.. A. q. Robinson. K-255 Luck Building.
Detroit, Mich. and will send 1t by re-
turn mail in plain envelope. As you win
see when you get It. this recipe contains
only pure. harmless remedies. but 1t has
great healing and pain-conquering power.
1t will quickly show Its power once you
iuse 1t. so think you had better see what
! 1T h without delay. will send you a
copy free--you can use It and cure your
self at home.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
CHILDREN AFFECTED
BY Mothers Food and Drink.

Many babies have been launched
into Life with constitutions weakened
b. disease taken In with their moth
ers' milk Mothers cannot be too care
full as to the food they use while nurs-
ing their babes.
/. Tho experience Of q Kansas City
mother Il q case in point:
Il was q great coffee drinker from .
child. and thought could not do with
out It. But l found at last It was do
ing me harm. For years had been
troubled with dizziness, spots before
my eyes and pain in my heart, to
which was added, two years later. .
chronic sour stomach.
"The baby was born Z months ago.
and almost from the beginning. It, too.
suffered from sour stomach. She was
taking It from me!
I'm my distress consulted friend
q more experience and she told me
TO quit coffee, that coffee did not
make good milk. ! have since ascer.
tanned that 1t really dries up the milk.
$50, quit coffee and tried tea and
1t last cocoa. But they did not agree
with me. Then I turned to Postum
With the happiest results. It proved
20 be the very thing I needed. It not
only agreed perfectly with baby and
myself, but 1t increased the flow OF
my milk.
any husband then quit coffee and
used Postum and quickly got well OF
the dyspepsia with which he had been
troubled. I no longer suffer from, the
dizziness, blind spells. pain In my
heart or sour stomach.
Nov we all drink Postum from my
husband to my seven months OLD
baby. It has proved to be the best
hot drink We have ever used. We
would not give up Postum for the best
coffee we ever drank" Name given
By Postum Co.. Battle Greek. Mich.
Get the little book. "The Road tc
MELVILLE" In pkgs.
THERE'S . Reason"
EVER read the abeve yettert a nev
~eo appears fRem TN 70 tina They
srs gsnusns, truss ana fsu 81 hsnsa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
Johnny on the SPOT.

Peddler (selling preparation for re.
moving stains from clothing)-I have
got here.
Servant (who responds to the
ring)-Excuse me, please. but we are
In great trouble here today. The gen.
tleman Of the house has been blown
up in an explosion.
Peddler-Iia! Hurt much?
Servant-Blown to atoms. Only q
grease spot left of him.
Peddler-Ah! Only grease spot
you say? Well. here's bottle of my
champion eradicator. which will 70
move that grease spot in two min
utes.-Tit-Bits.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that Is
without sickness in the house now ana
then is rare. and so 1t is important that
the head OF the house should know what
TO do in the little emergencies that arise.
A child with a serious ailment needs a
doctor. II Is true. but In the majority of
instances, as any doctor knows, the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble,
usually constipation.
There is no sense In giving II a pill or
o remedy containing an opiate. nor Is
flushing OF the bowels to be always rec
commended. Rather give It q small dose
of a mild, gentle laxative tonic like DR..
Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin. which, by clean
ing out the bowels and strengthening the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

little stomach muscles. will immediately
correct the trouble.
This Is not alone our opinion but that
of Mrs N. H. Mead OF Freeport. KaHs.,
whose granddaughter has been taking u
OF Lena. Wis. who gives II to her children
and takes II herself. 1t is sold In atty
cent and one dollar bottles at EVERY
drug store, but II you want to test II m
your family before you buy II send your
address to DR.. Caldwell and he via f6v-
ward a supply free OF charge.
For the free sample address DIR. w. b
Caldwell. Dol Caldwell building. Montt-
cello, Ill
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
WHAT she THOUGHT.

Mrs. Gumm-And what dyer think
Of that there Jones as is moved in
next dore but one to you?
Mrs. Jawkins-Why, don't like
talking about my neighbors; but as to
Mr.. Jones. sometimes l think. and
then again / don't know, but. after
all. / rather guess he'll turn out to be
l. good deal such a sort Of man as I
take him to be.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
POINT OF VIEW.
A frequent Speaker.

A member for a northern constit
uency. who was one day reproached
by disappointed supporter for never
opening his mouth in the house, repE
dated the accusation with Indignation.
Not a day passed. he declared, but
that he said something; and It was
reported In the papers. too. In con
firmation of his statement he pro
duced the report OF the last debate.
and pointed triumphantly to the
Hear. hears" with which certain
speeches we're punctuated That's
me-" he said.-Tit-Bits.l
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
That Awful Mrs. Jones.

Mrs. Smith-She is so unobserving!
Mrs. Brown--And always complain
Ing. The other day. while ballooning
near a storm center, she collided with
rain cloud and reported to the au.
thorities that the driver OF an aero
plane sprinkler had splashed water all
over her best gowni--Widow.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
Baptized in Crypt Chapel

speaker; indeed there have been only
three cases within the last century
in which the privilege has been exer-
cised by virtue of birth within the
precincts of the parliamentary palace
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

constant inclination
for the kidneys to act
and the secretions
were accompanied by
burnins and scalding.
The headaches and
giddy feelings that op-
pressed me were sal
most unbearable and
life soon lost all In
terest. Doan's Kid
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

ney Pills came to my attention at that
critical time and / used them faith
fully until entirely cured"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
Nothing Left Out.

From an advertisement Of q house
to let. furnished. In Scotch newspa-
per: -View from the windows as far
as the eye can reach."--Manchester
Guardian
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

Can woman become member Of
the Daughters of the Revolution just
because her ancestors murdered the
kings English?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bowels
Sugar-coated. tiny, granules, easy to take
Do not grippe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

It is possible to have too much of
good thing. The dog with the shortest
tail runs the least danger Of having
tin cans tied to 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

And many a man never realizes the
value of his home until he has occa-
sion to collect the fire insurance.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

ONLY ONE "DROMO QUININE."
,Thas IL LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNINE. Look fol
the signature of II. w. GROVE. Used ths World
ever 70 Cure q Cold In One Day. Csc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
CHAPTER XXI.
Politics Under Cover.

To woman, the romances she makes
are more amusing than those she reads
-Theophile Gautier.
1t seemed quite correct for the
daughter of our secretary of state to
call to inquire for the health of the
fair Sonora Yturrio, and to present
the compliments Of Nine. Calhoun, at
that time not In the city Of Wash.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
A woMAN's KIDNEYS
Are Often Responsible for Untold
Suffering

Mrs. August Wittenberg, 1888 Hop
kins St.. Milwaukee. Wis.,. says: kid
ney trouble came on me almost be-
fore was aware of It. There was a
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

Garfield Tea is the best remedy for con
Btipation. Take cup before retiring.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

De antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
lGhoes. 1t makes your feet feel easy and com.
overywhere. Csc. Rs,ns< sxbsfifsfes For free trial
lpAckage, address Allen g. Oimstesd, Leroy, N.Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

Not q Lucrative Job.
Friend-So your friend has left col
'lege. What IL he int
Pater-Debt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

The ocean is crossed in lovely .
number of bridal parties.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

What women feel is more convin-
cling to them than what men know.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02
consu,ted Him on.r

Mrs. Benham--Health Is wealth.
Benham-At the rate you have the
doctor you ought to get rich quick.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

If . ss: s1s. s s.s Thompson's Eye Water
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1911-03-02

nver reaA the absve Ietterf a Pew
enc Appears frsn tiof e tin. They
aSs genuine, trsA an1 fsu 81 hsnss
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-23
Study This Ballot to
Make No Mistake

parity should led aray by the eout"s'"S
ba to
~ party
that remember the names OF t"e fn
off andv aud them aione
the the voter must
The marks are mhoe J"
of OF for otcc Inc
in position on the
the sample ballot aud mar"
correspond with those on tue Sample "
John $ Bransod American nominee loi ,,, nm
o group OF
those Tor
instruction No'c io'
to
is mott v"
of
of TOT
the two IL applies TO
dates The fourth
tom Reed the names oil INC H"''"
for the
last
four-yea below Mr.
TO The
the moft the is
appies to
third this
will simple convcnient mark ths s
which this sample ballot Further they will have he %
capable
men audi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-23
LOVING TRIBUTE TO
DEPARTED WOMAN
Funeral of Miss Iulda FritSch,
Who Died in California,
Held Here.

The funeral of Miss Hulda Fritsch.
aged IS years, formerly 4 student OF the
state university. woman who had a
large circle Of friends IN salt Lake, who
died after a lingering illness at Al,a5ers.
Cal. on October l.. was held Ncstcrds =
afternoon Al Z O'Clock from tho First
congregational church. Msny ir'enda of
tho dead woman and OF the family were
present.
Tho service vas conducted bv the Rev
Elmer ! Goshen. pastor. In his remarks
bc dwslt particularly on tho courageous
her brave bdttlC With tho disease OF
which she died aud Oi her many good
qualities.
Music WAS furnished hy thc qus rtctte
of tho First Consrc EaliouaI church. II
sang Abide With Me" and "Tesd. Kind
Is Light" Tho floral contributions were
OF unusual beauty.
Tho pallhearcrs werc r. u. DC Groo'.
Byron Cummings. James Coiliu~ Carl
Findciscn. Jr. George Burns and J. II.
Iiurd. The houorarv palibcarciS wcrc
Miss EUic Gardner. MrS. Jcuta Melton.
Miss Ella Schultz. Miss Elsie de Groot.
Niss Dyer aud Iis. Elsie Findriacn
|. lnterIusni WaS in MI plivct cDnlc terry.
Miss Fritsch had not lived Ia salt Lake
for tho past Eve ycsrs bui had been
travelling iu Arizona and California for
her health She died ~ a result IL iu-
- rculosis and at hcr bedside al the
time of death We're practically an the
members 81 her family She ..Hme To
salt Lake with her father and mother iu
1859 and had lived here ever since. until
fiye Year, ago.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-23
NEW CAMPUS RULES
At THE UNIVERSITY
They Are Stringent, but
Freshmen Say They VIII
Submit.

After todav the freshman boys at the
University Of Utah can easily be dlstin-
Cuished from the other students. Tods Y
Tho new campus rules 20 into effect In
these rulcs II Is provided that all fresh
man boys VIII be required 10 wear n
small gray skull cap with 4 bright green
button OF considerable siZe on its top.
Other items OF interest In the new code
OF rules, that has been drawn by the
upper clasmcn and accepted with due
humility by the freshmen and sopbo-
morcs. are that no freshman OF either Sc :
will bc allowed 10 drink ~ the bronze
drinking fountain which the class Of 1912
had installed In front OF the librarv build
iug and that neither sopholnores nor
freshmen win bo allowed to wear stlnf
hsts "n the univ crsity campus on any oc-
c1Sion, not excepting the sWcli SocIal
functions OF the year.
Tho rules a. drawn 40 by the upper
classes thiS year arc liitic more oxact-
ing than those of previous years and
there was one point 10 which the fresh
men objected 80 strcnuo:sly that The rule
Was modified. This was I'm regard Ia tho
color Of the caps The rules at nrst called
for grass green caps 20 be surmouDted
by sky blue buttons. The freshmen OBJ
)ccted 10 tho loud colors and were hu-
morcd w this matter.
\ committee composed Of The rcsiden,
Of ihc student body and each clays prcSi-
dent ~ expected to sec thlt the rules arc
enforced The attitude of the freshmen.
however. In bonuriug On. rules glthou,
trouble. seems to eliminate the uccrssIt,
of any enforcement
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-23
PRIMARY ELECTION
TUESDAY IS VITAL
American Victory at the Polls
Certain if Voters Do
Their Duty.

In tNenty-four hours the polls for the
official primary election i'll salt Lake VIII
be opened. Every polling place Will be
open for voters at o'clock tomorrow
morning and will remain open until
o'clock tomorrow evening.
Everything this morning foreshadows
sweeping American victory. Indications
point to heavy majority for all Of the
American candidates for office. That this
mavsbc made certain IL Is absolutely nee
eSSary that every American voter so 10
the polls early and register his vote for
each OF the American nominees for city
Office.
Tho American organization is in good
condition The American leaders are con
ndent OF victory But tho result depends
solely OH the American voters. There arc
enough American voters In the city to
carry the election by an overwhelming
majority. But they must go to the polls
and vote.
Apathy among American voters in the
opportunity TO place In office American
nominees and the loss OF the city 10 the
federal bunch by default
Tomorrow's election is one of tho most
important elections at which Americans
have ever been called upon TO vote, On
il depends tho future OF Salt Lake City
and the future OF the state. Americans
may take another step forward by voting
10 place in office capable Americans or
they may go far backward by staying
away from the polls and thereby permit
Ting the FEDERAL bunch with all it's lnsd-
ious influences 10 slip into control Of the
city
II is not only necessary that Americans
vote tomorrow but IL Is also necessary
that they vote carly. The voting is 10 he
by the old Australian ballot system. which
is necessarily slow, In the forenoon when
the voting is least heavy the Americans
viii find the best time TO vote. They
will then be able 10 vote easier and avoid
tho crowd around the polling places later
in the day. BY voting early Americans
vii, be of great assistance to the Amcri
can district organizations Every Amer
lean vote cast early In tho day insures
q heavier American vote later i'll the day
because of the smaller number of voters
for The organization 10 look after later In
the day when the congestion at the poll
ing places begins
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-23
MRS. Z|LPAH BOYL|N
SUDDENLY SUMMONED
Was Former Salt Laker and
of Late Years Resident of
Pennington.

Mrs. Zipsh Alderman Boylin. aged
- years. wife OF Charles Boylin. the La
COON landscape gardener, died at 4:l5
o. clock yesterday morning at her home
In Pennington after a brief illness. The
funeral services will be held at noon
Wednesday In tho Pennington ward
house and the burial Will be made in
the CITY cemetery here.
Mrs. Roylin was born April H. 1893,
lat Birmingham, England and was mar
ricd at that place October S. 1876. with
her husband. Charles Boyliu, she came
to America I'm 1855 coming direct TO Salt
Lake CITY. wher" they lived unpl 1896
when they removed 10 Pennington. She
Is survived by her husband, son and
six daughters.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-10-23
TELEPHONE PROB|l
COMES UP TONI
Council, in COMMITTEE q
Whole, VIII Discus
Franchise.

A further inYcstiss ton into ~
cial condition of the city VIII
up at tonights session oil Tue os
ell Last week the financial @
presented d report. showing
stead OF being badly overdTats
end or the year IS indicated !"
port OF Deputy Auditor e D.
the city will finish up lnc ~
more than $1,000 10 inc 90
However, The report Of w.
committee did not agree WV
the auditors office. and W
misunderstanding ~hich GopA
cleared up last Monday n'sn, h,
matter Was again placco I" "a,
OF the committee to iuahc 10
vestigation and make It's f's"'
city council tonight :,
The council Is scheduled ~
session as the committee ~.
tonight to take up the lnves,,ssr
the telephone franchise qu,
municipal laws committee na' N
ton to present giving tns 4
States Telephone & Teiserspn
the right 10 use the propci! d,
Independent COMPANY upoea 30
pendent franchise uniii IT osn N
the systems. ou condition u ss d
pnny VIII promise not 10 Is....r.
phone rate above the P,'.,,bo5
charged for Bell phones, - q
procuring tn" permission
council in tho matter. ,,dsr
This resolution VIII pS M a
all other matters pertalnins mo-
phone question by tho conini'','
whole ,,,,s
n II has tImes the connllmr,rss lorrs
whole also viii lake up an 's,uTr
as Ia complaints of alleged svl
on the Seventh East curb any .ics
tension. and also mn unsosd
spection work done BY tne ,nsi d
lie works on certain muni''P
ment work.