Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18


Why Almy didn't finish the Audito
rum?
Why Jack Bergstrom puts cheese in
pipe organs?
Why ellison Bell is not a ringer?
Why Ed Towse made the speech al
the Thistle Club?
Why Chester Doyle didn't?
Why Harrington let the Elks have
the Blu | e t in?
Why Bockus pants for Alaska?
Why II. p. Wood wears whiskers?
Why Thielen left GOldfield?
Why Arthur Brown didn't go out tC
the Sierra to meet Carter?
Why Carter came back?
Why Kit Carson puts sand in the
sugar?
Why Buffandeau has now become an
insurgent?
Why Link loves the land?
Why Andrade left the bench?
Why Charlie Crane holds his job?
Why VIII Cooper doesn't raise whis-
kers like Wood if he can?
Why Gene Cutting blows in SO
often?
Why is Sonny" Cunha wasting
away?
Why Larry D. doesn't write to Ches-
ter?
Why Ed Dekum was allowed to re-
turn?
Why is George Davis at large?
Why doesn't DR.. Derby wear one?
Why isn't Jack Doyle rail-roaded?
Why was Tommy badly Dunn in
Nuuanu Valley?
Why does a dark shadow follow
Drake?
Why is Charlie Mccarthy in Para
disc?
Why is Drummond as proud as a
Peacock?
Why is Jimmie Dougherty a jewel?
Why p. c. Jones didn't vote for Part
ner McCandless?
Why Mr. Damon has so much mon
ey?
Why Charlie Atherton tells such
good stories?
Why e. d. Tcnney has to move?
Why does Tenncy Peck?
Why is Cecil Brown?
Why is Breckons such a good
Thwing?
Why Hugh Coke is not cinder?
Why Billy Rawlins loves Claudius?
Why Claudius Mcbride has discard
ed the silk hat?
Why Rivenburgh doesn't go to work?
Why Wilson wouldn't quit?
Why nobody works in the County
Offices?
Why Paris doesn't live there?
Why Lou Whitchouse didn't make
the Nuuanu Dam last?
Why Trent was sore when his auto
mobile was found?
Why is Sam Walker so handsome?
Why Willie Harris isn't million
airc?
Why George doesn't join the "Klue-
gel Club?
Why Wilmington doesn't own Cas-
tie?
Why Lyle Dickey?
Why does Clarence Cooke?
Why did Captain Tripp?
Why does Postmaster Pratt work so
hard?
Why does Frear talk SO much for
publication?
Why was Emil Berndt?
Why Walter Emory is SO well built?
Why Fennell doesn't quit taking SO
much booze?
Why Charlie Hall is SO sensitive
about his picture?
Why Captain Freeman goes to see?
Why Johnny isn't Fuller?
Why Gartleys name is Alonzo?
What has become of John Cathcart's
libel suits against the Advertiser?
Have they been properly attended
20?
Why Thurston with his erxsty-three
years of experience in running the
Government of Hawaii did not feel
allied upon to advocate the appoint
nent of bis old pal Judge Humphreys
o the position of Chief Justice?
How does Gene Campbell like hand
ing the County's dough?
What would he do if it was all his?
ZEE!
How would A. N. Campbell look in
| hobble skirt?
Would he be a better promoter?
Why is George Washington Benson
smith, Purveyor Extraordinary to the
Queens Hospital?
Why is it that General Passenger
Agent Smith of the o. r. & l.. orders
,ut the midnight special when he
wants to take quiet ioyride?
Why is handsome Billy Smith so {
ieht with his palatial beach residence?
Are not hulas given occasionally on |
he premises?
Why is Judge Archie Mahaulu such |
IN ardent supporter Of the temperance
'auSe?
Has anyone offered him a drink
ately?
Is it true that Charlie FIustace will /
&c married in 1888?
viii he 90 to Ulupalakua on his
yodding trip?
VIII Norman Watkins go to DR.. Dip I
y's Retreat when the Legislature is
au?
If NJ. f. Prosser can four-hush him
ell finto believing even small por- t
ion of the hot-air which he passes out
, long-sutfering judge and jury? t
When will Arthur Berg stop insur-
lg autos while joy-Iiding? h
Why don't he try one to gain the
yperience? t.
Why Major Purdy has such dreamy
yes? V
Does it come from long practice? s
Why Dickey Davis and Judge Kings
Try are such dear old pals? C
Has Dickey ever overlooked a bet?
Why are there not a few more good o
d lIlks like Bishop Restarick?
Why does Emil Waterman put so Il
uch water in his beer?
Isn't AL Hooking the latest member a
the Comeback Club?
Did Bill McInerny's photo In the last r
ks Carnival program resemble John