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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1911-05-04

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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1911-05-04

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
Personal Items

Abe Thomas had bis old brindle COW
to present him with a pair of twin
calves last week Abe says of course
two calves is twice as valuable as one
and yet he hates to think of having to
teach EN- both to drink milk
Doc Livermore, our human specialist
and veterinary, says that there amt
near as much sickness in Bingville at
present as there was few weeks back
and as a result Doc is a good cal dis
curriged. He says he don. even know
of sick horse in our midst at the
present writing. Cheer up, Doc, you
can't tell how soon somebuddy may be
took suddint with illness.
Miss Milly Underwood went home
from the spelling bee at the school
house last Friday night with John Slo-
comb and it is rumored that Alilly has
throwed over Sam Biddle, to who it
was reported she was engaged. Is this
so, Sam2
Lyman Peterson has run outen fire
wood as usual. Lime never cuts enuff
fire wood for his own use and about
this time of year he has to borrow from
his nabers.
Jason Tucker, chief of the Bingville
fire department, says that he needs a
few more water pals for the depart
ment that will hold water, being as five
of the six now in use leak like sleeves
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
Local BrevitieS

While shaving hisself last Sunday
Peter HosEins accidentally shaved off
wart on his chin which bled so that
Peter didn't get to church services,
which he says is jest as well, being as
he cussed SO that he wasn't in no spir-
itual condishion to attend divine wor-
ship.
Mrs. Hez Andrews opened a Jar of
ketchup last Sunday and thort it was all
right until Hez, who jest loves ketchup,
took a big spoonful of it and found it
had spilled. Hez says if there is any
thing he hates it is spilled ketchup, and
it twisted his face up so that he ant
hardly got it Strengthened up yet
Several complaints have been made
lately that Hen Weathersby's store
scales weighs light Abner Doolittle
purchased pound of sugar from Hen
and when Abner weighed it on his
home scales it only weighed three-quar-
tiers of a pound. Il is the general opir-
ion that Hen ort to fix his scales if Re
expects to hold trade
Mrs. Bale Hawkins Is kept purity
busy this spring trying to keep The
sparrows from nesting under the cave.
OF her front piazza. Hester says she
hates the pesky things and drives then
away with a broom a dozen times e
day.
Widow Hinckley Is visitin her hall
sister at the Co. seat and during hel
absence Bud Hinclley, who amt quit,
right in his head, is being took care o.
by Mrs. AMI Perkins. Mrs. AMI say:
| she wishes to goodness the widow would
hurry back, being as Bud is a offu
charge to look after.
Hi Henderson of Calamity Corner,
recently brought to this office old ca
with six kittens, which he desired US tt
give him a years subscripshion on, Blu
we refused. How in blazes can we pa,
our bills with a old cat and six kit
tensl
Miss Alu1ira Hobbs has severe col,
in her chest, which she thinks she 60
by changing from wooden to cotton
stockings. You ort to have kept Oh
your wooden stockings a little NIT
longer, Alnlira.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
led Is Puzzled

Jed Peters, our intelligent school
teacher, is turrible worked up over a
problem which was give to him down to
Hen Weathersby's store tother night
Jed prides hisself on being offul quick
at fggers and it Is said that there amt
better arithmeticker in this end of
the Co. than Jed. Tother night
down to the store Jed was talking about
how expert he was in fggers and de-
fed anybuddy to give him a problem
he couldn't solve and old Dad Hender-
son who was present and don't know
nothin about arithmetic, being as all the
arithmetic. Dad knows he learnt by
counting on his fingers, says to Jed,
I'll bet can give you one that will
stick We: Which come first in creashion,
tbs egg or the hen?"
J.i whipped out his pencil and begin
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Some times when we set down
and take our pen in hand to write
a weekly editorial for the Bugle,
a subject will pop into our mind
right off as you might say, and we
will proceed to dash off the editorial
almost without thort or effort.
Then again there is times when it
is a offul chore to find a live sub
ject to write a editorial about-we
think, and think, and think, until
Our fool head begins to ache and
yet we can't seem to think of
nothin for this column. This con-
dishion is almost true in this in
stance as you might say.
At first we thort we would write
"a editorial about Spring Fever
and Its Effect On Humanity" then
we concluded this wasn't of enuff
importance to write dignihed edi-
torial about, so we will with your
permission say something con-
corning the Course of Riches"
Somebuddy has said that ~money
is the root of all evil and that it is
responsible for about nine-tenths
of the unhappiness which exists in
the world. In our opinion whoever
said that didn't know what he was
talking about and whoever has a
idee that riches is a curse to hu-
mainly is jest as much mistaken as
if they thort they had lost their
shirt and woke up to find their
suspicion nothin but a idle dream.
1t stands to reason that if money
was the root of all evil everybuddy
in Bingville wouldn't be grubbing
so blamed hard after the root, be-
ing as they nacherly wouldn't want
to bring evil upon theirselfs thereby.
If you desire to find out whether
or not riches is a curse, suppose
you go and ask any reputable citi-
zen of Bingville and see if there is
any person in this town who con-
siders that money is a curse to him
instead of a blessing. Take @
Hoslcins for instance. Cy is sale
to be the most prosperous either
of this town-he not only ha;
money in the bank but he lend:
money for the highest rate of in.
terest he can procure and as a re
suit holds mortgages that pay hin
as high in some cases as 20 pei
cent. Do you reckon Cy considers
that riches is a curse to him? W.
should say not-the more Cy get
the more he wants. He is regard
ed as one of the tightest wads We
have In this neck of woods, anc
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

Brad Tucker told Cy only last week
down to Hen Weathersby's store,
right to his face, that he actually
believed he would skin a flea for its
hide and taller, but Cy is one OF
the stanchest pillars in the Bingville
church-the reason Cy goes in so
much for salvashion is becuz it is
free and don't cost him nothin.
If riches is SIGH a oftul curse as
folks say, we wish to goodness we
was cursed by them a little ourself,
at the present writing, being as we
are SO hard up as editor and prop
of the Bingville Bugle that we
don't know where next weeks
money is coming from to pay this
weeks bills. If the possession OF
money makes folks unhappy and
we have among our subscribers
any bitter enemies who desire tc
revenge theirselfs upon US by try
ing to make US miserable by paying
up something on their back sub
scrpshions we wish they would dc
so at once and we will be willing
to take all chances.
Now is the time to subscribe for
the Bugle-don't put it off any
longer or you are liable to forget
it altogether-cash received in adj
vance for subscripshions with great
cheer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

to fgger on the store wrappin paper
until Hen Weathersby told him he had
better desist, being as he had used up
four sheets, but Jed wasn't no nearer
to solving the problem then than he was
when he started, and so he went home
and worked at it until o'clock IN the
morning, then went to bed with & split
tin headache. Jed hasn't solved the
problem up to the present writing. He
says he guesses it can't be did by arith-
metic and is going to try algebra on 1t,
and if algebra don't work he will try
something else, being as he is going to
solve that problem or bust Old Dad
says he caIldlates Jed will bust, being
as he has give that problem to a good
many good iggerers and not one of EN-
has solved it
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25

town constable" for It was none other
than Hame who had sprung onto Seth
from around the corner of the hen
house, who he had mistook for a chick
en- thief, being as he didn't know Seth
was guarding the hens,
Hame was so surprised that he
couldn't hardly believe it was Seth, and
in order to be sure before he let him
loose, he says, eft sounds like your
voice, Sethy, but 1 must be certain" so
still settin on Seth, Hame struck a
match and recognized Constable Dew
berry, after which he let him up,
Hame apologized to Seth very pro-
fuse, saying that he thort he would
sneak around the hen house before 60
ing to bed to see if everything was all
right and finding him (Seth) there
nacherly mistook him for the thief
The more Hame apologized the madden
Seth got. He jerked off his coat and
shook his fist under Hame's nose and
dared him to fight. Hame excused him.
self on the grounds that he had had all
the fighting he wanted and was almost
exhausted. Seth said for two cents he
would arrest Hame for assault and bat
terry, also for resisting a officer and
clap him into the town lookup, but al
last Hame managed to smooth him
down by giving him so cents for his
time and trouble in protecting the hen
house, and so Seth went off home in
deep disgust, and said that he hoped
the thief, whoever he was, would be
successful in stealing all the chickens
Hame had and it would serve him right.
LATER-Jest as we go to press
Hame called to inform us that the thief
who has been stealin' his chickens is a
four-legged skunk which be has ketched
in a trap and is glad of il
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
............
FOR
THE
BALD

Do you desire to become bald or
not7 If not, see me at once. ]
have discovered a mixture
which will stop hair coming
out don't mean it will stop it
growing out, but it viii stop it fall
ing out by the roots. ! have tried
it successful on Deacon Butter
worth's head, who IS quite bald,
and to the deacon's an1azement
and surprise new hair Is beginning
to sprout. If the Deacon keeps
up the treatment long enuf he will
have a fine head of hair in two
or three years. l charge Is cents
a treatment for this hair tonic or so
cents per quart in bottles. All you
have to do is to rub It on external,
night and morning. 1t smarts
like fire, but what difference does
that make if it keeps you from be-
coming bald2 A good head of
hair is worth all the pain and
anguish you pay for it amt it2-
Consult me about this hair tonic
and I win explain its merits to you
with great cheer. You viii find me
at my barber shop or IN Hen
Weathersby's store playing check
ers. Try a bottle of 'Hines'
Hair Restorer" and see what it
does to you.
Yours for more hair on your
head,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-04-25
The Leading Paper of the County

Bright; Breezy, BeIIioose; Busting
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
SHE CAVE UP
ALL hope
Physicians Failed To Help Mrs.
Green. But She Finally Found
Relief In Cardui.

Meetze, va-Mrs. J. c. Green Of this
place. says: II suffered with womsnly
troubles so that / could hardly sit up.
Two OF the best doctors in our town
treated noe, and tried different p1edi-
cinRs, until gave up all hope OF ever
getting well.
One day, l decided TO try some. Car
6ui. II did so much for me that |
ordered some more. and it cured me.
Today, feel as well as ] ever did in
my life.
The pains and the trouble are all
gone. ] feel like another person in
every wav. I wish every sufferer could
know what Cardui will do for sick
women"
A few doses Of Cardui at the right
time, will save many a big doctor bill,
by preventing serious sickness.
1t tones up the nervous system. and
helps make pale cheeks fresh and rosy.
Thousands Of weak women have been
restored to health and happiness by
using Cardui. Suppose you try it.
1t may be just the medicine you need.
Nh Write 10: Ladies Advisory Dept. Ghs'ts.
ncega Medicine Co., Chattanooga Tenn. tor Spectdl
fa.tTticfi0FsS and a. page hook, Home Treatment
fsf voney. sent IL plain wrapper. on request
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
30 YEARS OF SUCCESS.
The Andrews Co. Offer Remedy 70
Sstarrh. The Medicine Costs
Nothing II il Fails.

When medicine effects q Gus
cessfOl treatment in q very large
majority Of cases, aud when we otter
that medicine on our own personal
guarantee that it will cost the user
nothing II It does not completely re-
lieve catarrh, II is only reasonable
that people should believe is, or st
least put our iacim to a practical
test when we take ell the risk. These
are facts which we want the people
to suostsnuate. We want them to
try Rexall Mucu-Tone, a medicine
prepared from a prescription of a
physician with whom catarrh was a
speciality, and who has a record OF
thirty years OF envisble success to his
record.
We receive more good reports
about Rexall Mucu-Tone than We DC
OF all other catarrh remedies sold in
our store, and IL more people only
knew what a thoroughly dependable
remedy Rexall Mucu-Tone is, il would
be the only cstsryh remedy We would
have any demand for.
Rexall Mucu-Tone is quickly absorb
ed and by its therapeutic effect tendl
to disinfect and cleanse the entir,
, mucous membraneous tract, TO des
troy and remove the paraites which
injure the membrsneous tissues. L
soothe the irritation and heal tn,
soreness. stop the mucous discharge
build up strong, healthy tissue an
relieve the blood and system OF dis
eased matter. Its influence is towar
stimulating the muco-cells. aiding d
gestion and improving nutrition unit
the whole body vibrates with health
activity. In q comparatively shor
time 1t brings about noticeable gal
In weight, strength. good color an
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
TO DISPLAY PETTY HATS.

Miss Margaret RIrney. the we'll
known milliner will on Thursday dis
play for the benefit Of the ladies' OF
d7is city very handsome and a very
large line Of srand-new Easter hats.
These new goods have just arrived
and they comprise everything new
and classy in the head gear line. All
Of the latest creations will be rep
resented. The ladies' Of Brunswick
are invited to call and see them.
~ y
Mrs. J. VI. Jones arrived in the city
yesterday from Charlotte. N. c., cali
ed here by TIE serious Illness Of her
mother, Mrs. Mary Roberts.
- -
Mrs. Gustavus Anderson is the
guest Of relatives in Atlanta.
Mrs. W. G. Brantley and little SONS,
and the Misses Brantley leave on
Friday 70 spend several months in
Washington, D. G.
Mrs. NJ. A. Lamb~ight. Of Fftzger-
aid, is the guest Of her grand-daugh-
tiers. the Misses Ferguson, and Mrs.
Charles Bupkley.
Mrs. R. r. Hopkins leaves on Sat
urday 70 attend the International CON
sress Of y. A. RS at Washington,
d. c.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
BENNETT-PARKEP.

A wedding of much local interest
occurred in Jesup yesterday, the con
tracing parties being Miss Lila Rem
nett and Mr. r. A. Parker Jr. The
groom is a son Of Judge r. A. Parker.
former Judge of the Brunswick circuit
and brother 10 Assistant Cashier
Parker, of the National Bank Of
Brunswick, while the bride is a sister
of Colonel John w Bennett, Of Way
cross. Miss Ruth Akin, of this city,
was one of the attendants.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
BY Miss Marie Nightingale.
TIE SPRING MkIr.

THE SPRING MAID.
April, falf-clad in flowers I'D show
ers.
Walks, like a Blossom, o'y the
land.
She smiles at May, aid, laughing,
takes
me rain and sunshine band in
hand
SO gay the dancing Of her feet,
SO ike a garden her soft breath,
SO sweet UHe mile upon her face,
She charms the very heart Of death
The young moon in trance she holds
Captive in clouds OF orchard bloom
She snaps her fingers at the grave,
And laughs into the face Of doom.
Yet in her eladness IurNs q fear,
In all her n1irth there breathes a
sigh,
SO soon her pretty flowers are gone
And an! she is TOO young 70 diel
Richard La Gallienne, n Harpes's
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
-
PARTICIPANTS IN THE BIG MOCK
<-n TRIAL.

Since the announcement was made
in these columns that a big mock
Scourt trial was to be held under the
auspices # brunswick Chapter D. A.
r., in the Grand Opera house. on
"Wednesday evening, April 10, there
has teen great curiosity 10 know
who It's"
The secret is going 70 be let nut
right here and now and the public
: can begin TO look forward to the
merry event.
No wonder there IS deep interest
when 50 important question is at
stake, as 70 whether tte affections Of
fair woman shall be trifed with, her
tender heart rent asunder and her
Yuture blighted, with no redress what
over.
That this mock court trial will Re
no light affair will be clearly seen
and here comes the LET Of p2ruci-
pants:
His honor the judge, will be Judge
T. A. Parker. clerk, II. F. puBignon
court officer, J. L, Andrews; c-ier
f. A. Dunn; plaintiffs attorney. Col
A., V. Newton, of Worcester. Mass.
defendants attorney. Earnest Dart
The broken hearted plaintiff in this
highly interesting breach Of promise
suit will be Miss Maria Blain, ana
the luckless defendant is r. L. Phil
lips.
The witnesses will be, Miss Frances
Mason, Or Carswen, F. z. Twitty
Rev, F. D. Thomas
The jury to be empanelled il th'
lawyers 90 not kill each other betor'
the trial begins, will be az follows:
W. X. DeVoe, "A H. Mason, F. {
NJ. StrSchan, A. Rcthscbild, Eunte
Hopkins, Frank Aiken, Will Parker
r, II. Manser. ". G, Peoples w. +
Symons, c. NJ. Pedoicorl, g. Z. Coz
ant.
Altogether this mock court tris
promises TO be one Of the events {
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12

feeling Of buc.-c..c..
We urge you TO try Rexall Mucu-
Tone beginning a treatment today.
It any time YOU are not satisfied we
Will quickly return your money with
cut question or bubble. We have
ReXail Mucu-fone in two sizes, so
cents and s1.00. Remember you can
obtain ReXan remedies in Brunswick
only at our store, The Rexan Store.
Andrews.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
REQUEST OF DAUGHTERS OF
CONFEDERAcY.

The following request is made by
the Daughters OF the Confederacy:
Families having Confederate veter-
ans buried in either Oak Grove or
Palmetto cemeteries, are requested
TO have all such graves cleared off
and marked with a stake bearing tie
colors OF the Daughters, a banner Of
red, white and red IN the order nam
ed. II so marked on The twenty-siXth
there will lie no grave overlooked,
Unless so marked, It is impossible to
End them al. scattered as they are
over d2e entire grounds.
The L. y. c. also ask that all
flowers Re reserved for Memorial day.
THIS is the one day in all the year
set apart for our heroes, VINO wore
he gray, and ne beg that no private
grave be decorated on that day.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12

We have a beautiful line of ladies'
and misses strapped slippers in satin
velvet and suede. Come and see them
Adderleys.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
MEETING THIS AFTERNOON.

The Loyal Tomeprance Legion will
meet this afternoon At 80 o'clock
at the Methodist church. All teachers
and c12!ldren are requested 20 1e pres.
ent.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12

Pencil Curl" the new shape straw
rat at Levy's.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12
personal
AND SOCIAL
Phone 1852.

tie season, 10Th in The interest at
tacaing to it and u J-e crowd that
will attend.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12

LEVY SELLS THE GENUINE
SLIpEWELL COLLAR.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12

Your Easter suit will not be COM
plete without a dainty parasol to
match. We have them for ladies,
misses and children. A1derleys.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-04-12

Ladies can get their couabings
made into pufts or switches for CSC
apiece by ringing phone 513.
Evening journal., 1911-01-26
JAWNS TO STAY
in TRI-STATE
Flood City Fans Now Think
They Can Raise the
Cash

YOUNGSTOWN, Jan. 26.--The indica-
tions are that the Johnstown Baseball
Association will be able to raise
enough money in the next week to
defray the bulk of operating expenses
Of Tri-Stste League team here the
coming season, which will enable them
to conduct the Johnstown club an
other year at least. At an early hour
today $1,500 had been raised and
there were promises of enough more
to boost the fund to $4,000. If the So
licitors continue to meet with the
same degree of success, II is likely that
the reorganization of the Johnstown
Baseball Association will be effected
the latter part of next week. This will
give the new board of directors plenty
of time to arrange for filing the bond
of the Johnstown club with the Tri-
State League to guarantee that the
club will finish the season.
The biggest portion of the fund has
been raised by a party of well known
fans here who are at present repre-
sented by Louis H. Opperman, the well
known tobacconist These fans have
donated $1,000 so far. They include a
number of friends of Mr. Opperman
whom he approached late yesterday
afternoon and last evening. 1t Is un-
derstood that Mr.. Opperman started
the fund among his friends with do
nation of S100.
President George K Kline, Of the
Johnstown Baseball Association. has
received the other donations, including
a number from persons who could only
afford to contribute small amounts.
NJ. NJ. Scheesley, of Scheesley and
Sons, the we'll known contractors with
offices in the Park building, stated to
Mr.. Opperman today that he would
furnish teams free OF charge to put the
Point grounds in playing condition the
coming spring This will represent a
saving OF several hundred dollars for
the baseball association.
Evening journal., 1911-01-26
QUIzzES BEGIN AT
OLD DELAWARE
Sigma M Fraternity Has Big
First Night at State
College
special 10 NE EYENING InIrRNAl.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEWARK, Del, Jan. 26.-The mid
year examinations at Delaware Col
lege commence today and continue
throughout the remainder of the
week.
John H. Fisher was Kappa Alpha
visitor over Sunday.
John Price, IA. was a weeks end
visitor in Wilmington.
The student body was shocked 10
hear Of the sudden death of the father
Of Ralph e. Wiley. II, in Greenwood
on Friday night
Robert Raughley. II, who has been
III with typhoid fever is convalesc-
ing.
Tho Sigma M Fraternity had a
midnight celebration I'm Newark on
the night of the founding of their ma
tional fraternity chapter last week.
Every one connected with the college
received a "Halibalou, Hnlibalou.
what's the matter with Simga Nu!"
from the boys. An outburst of real
fraternity spirit was the result of the
introduction of sigma M at "old Del
aware"
J. Orton Marshall. II. is confined
to his home in Lewes, with a slight
illness.
Eugene e. shallcross, IA. while at
tending his sick father, the Hon. Jas.
T. Shallcross. of Middletown. was TAX
en- suddenly III and is threatened with
typhoid.
The January Review" has just ap-
peared. The local column is the fea-
ture.
Earl Newman. 0s. was a Newark
visitor on Sunday.
Reports from the home of William
f. Cam, IA, are that he shows signs
Of Improvement
Professor II. e. Tiffany has au-
nounced his engagement.
George NJ. Townsend, ex-I2. an
nounced his engagement 10 Miss Vir-
ginia Salevan. OF Milford. on last
Tuesday.
Herbert Smith and Miss Martha
Layheld, Of Wilmington. were college
visitors at the Delaware Moravisn
basketball game.