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Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-09
KNOCKS THREE PROFESSIONS
Men objects of Rude
Remarks.

Several lawyers were discussing the
United States secret service the other day
In the marshsls office in the federal build
Ing OF Philadelphia. Much that they said
was directed AT quiet but capable deputy
marshal, who took IL in silence until he
got an opportunity to counter. The most
persistent OF his tormentors began to tell
Of a counterfeiting case where the severity
OF the government put good fellow" in
Jail.
well It was different up in my country
exclaimed the deputy marshal. breaking
into the confab.
We had the evidence on the fellow all
right he continued. HE had made about
peck Of silver dollars. The only differ
ence between his product and that of Uncle
SANS was that the counterfeiter put a
couple more grains OF silver in his He
got away with It for months and when
we began to collect evidence we had bags
full OF the 'phony' dollars. When the man
was placed on trial the learned members
Of the bar were permitted to satisfy their
curiosity by handling the counterfeits. But
the man was acquitted"
How was that?" one of the lawyers
wanted to know
You see the lawyers walked off with
the evidence. They didn't leave single
dollar" was the reply.
Assemblyman Jimmie Foley advised an
associate in the legislature to keep out of
a situation, which. to Mr.. Foley's trained
political senses. promised danger 1T makes
me think Of an incident down in my dis
trict said he. You know there are some
parts OF 1t that are pretty tough. and when
couple of friends Of mine on their way
homo igbt
tenement house and one insisted on going
In to find out the trouble
Don't do IT, said the other. L know
every one who lives in that house-know
EN- in the dark-could tell 'em with my
eyes shut-and I want to let you know
they're mighty tough.
I'm going in. anyhow said Harrigan.
III you don't want to tackle It, you wait
for me outside
In minute there was a frightful jolting
sound inside, and out came Harrigan,
bringing the panels of the door with him.
I told you So said Morgan. I told you
they're bad people in there. 1 know EN-
You know EN-, do YOU? sneered Harrt-
gan. You know EN- well, guessY
Morgan said he did.
Then said Harrigan, opening his hand.
tell me who owns these ears?"
A Washington parent from out Mount
Pleasant way tells the following story of
his young son, who, by the way, has not
reached the shaving stage yet but, as the
story indicates, is not averse to trying:
'phe other evening he was reading the
newspaper. when he suddenly exclaimed.
Father. / see in the paper that the cor
poration is going to bust, that you are
president Off
Now, / know that know more about
my business than the paper, so 1 replied,
very comfortably, My son, never believe
anything you see in a newspaper
"A few days later found my new razor
broken, wrapped in newspaper and
thrown behind the house. l Immediately
went in search of Bobbie.
Look here, young man, what's the
meaning Of this?' 1 said. Here's my new
razor broken all to pieces wrapped IN a
newspaper and thrown behind the house,
" Father he replied. backing hastily out
OF the room. never believe anything you
see in a newspaper"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-07-09
Thousands Are Coming From the E

This section offers opportunities found of
United States
Cramped prevail do not exist here
People are flockng the
They buying land
There possible which they lose.
Nebraska and Iowa we'll Colorado
far states, growing valuable day
Now the time for to buy
Nebraska Dakoas WYOMING 1t
will be gold day.
After awhile the of moderate will have opportunity
acquire of this property
Live land and real dealers keeping posted through
The Omaha Bee about lands in the
Read what they
Watch the property offered in today's paper.
The Bee should be valuable Call Tyler 1000 and ask
Or wish buy addressing Omaha
Bee Land Department.
We glad give information property advertised
those who list
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09

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Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
FELTON,.
years ago.

The rains have changed the appearance
Of not only the fields and landscape, but
even the faces of the farmers of this part
of Delaware, and in looking backwards,
the "mist of despair" caused by the dry
weather, has not the terror it did while
the hot dry winds were drying the juice
out of vegetation.
The new creamery to be built in FELTON,
is assuming tangible shape. The stock
holders met last Saturday afternoon and
appointed the following shareholders to
act as building committee John Heyd,
William Schabinger, 6. j. Meredith, W.
Harrington and J. H. Whitaker. The
committee has purchased Of W. A. HRr-
gadine two building lots on the south
side OF High Street and the contractors
have already commenced work on the
plant. which will be in operation about
the first OF September.
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
LINCOLN CRY NOTES

The drouth has been broken and the
crops now are looking thrifty.
A large crop of blackberries is prom
ised for this vicinity.
The farmers are cutting peas, but the
crop is less than one half.
Dear friend, Paul Pry, when your ball
team gets ready to play again send it to
Lincoln to play the little babies.
The cherry crop is about half this year.
Walter Bruner is improving with his
sprained ankle
II. c. Carpenter. Jr., has the largest
onions in this vicinity.
Children's Day service will be held at
Lincoln Sunday evening, June llth
Services at Lincoln next Sunday as fol-
lows Class meeting, 1880 a. m; sun
day School, 2 p. m; Children Day SER
qice, so p. m.
At Slaughter Neck Church. Sunday
School, $50 a. m; preaching, 1880 a.
m; Epworth League, 7.3O p. III.
At Cedar Neck Church. Sunday School,
? p. m; preaching, ) p. IN; Epworth
League 7 p. m.
DR.. /. L. Wood, pastor of State Street
Church at Trenton. n. j., will spend a
Sunday some time soon at Lincoln Church
at anniversary exercises 10 be held. Dr.
Wood was pastor at Lincoln over twenty
wears apo
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
BRIDGEYILLE.

A very pretty wedding was solemnized
here on Thursday of last week at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. 7. Carter,
when their daughter, Fannie, was mar
ried to Edward Hazard, of this town,
Rev. W. o. Bennett officiating. The
bride wore a white silk gown and carried
boquet OF American Beauties. She was
given in marriage by her brother, Wm.
Carter, Jr., OF Wilmington. The groom's
mother, Mrs. S. B. Hazard, entertained
the bridal party at dinner. The bride and
groom left on the y IS train to spend their
honeymoon in Canada. The couple will
reside here, where Mr.. Hazard is engaged
in business.
Miss Grace Elliott left Saturday for
Washington, D. c., where she wilhspend
a month with her brother
Miss Maud Sudler is spending sometime
with her parents
Miss Edna Ward, who has been en-
gagged in the millinery work in Alabama,
is home for her summer vacation.
c. f. Brown and wife visited Denton
and Ridgely, Sunday.
Edward Clark, Of Laurel, spent Sunday
in town.
W. F. Hadley, Of Wilmington, spent
Sunday with friends here.
Mrs. Enos Wright entertained the W.
c. T. L. at her home Tuesday afternoon.
Charlie E VOss has been the guest of
Mr.. and Mrs. &. B. Graef
Everett Short, of Wilmington, has re-
turned home, after visiting HE parents.
Miss Katherine Kinder, OF Phila., is the /
guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. E. L
Kinder.
Arthur Hazard, of Atlanta. Ca, is
spending sometime in town.
Mrs Charlie Kinder, who has been suf
fering for sometime with 3 bone felOn,
was taken to a hospital a few days ago,
where it was found the only thing to pre-
vent blood poison was to amputate the
finger Mrs. Kinder is doing very nicely
at this writing.
The farmers, who have been more than
on account of the drought,
are feeling some better, as they are re.
ceiving prices for their berries they would
not, had there been a full crop. They
range in prices from 10 to Is cents per
quart. It takes a very small load to rea-
lie less than 500
Willard Williamson suffered the loss OF
his horse Saturday by coming to town.
In some manner the horse became tangled
in the halter, breaking its leg, so the only
thing to relieve its sufferings, was to shoot
it.
Mrs. Fred Galloway, of Seaford was in
town Sunday.
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
HOUSTON ITEMS.

Our school closed last week and on Sat.
srday largely attended picnic was held.
The speakers for the occasion were Rev.
Whitaker, Rev. Kitchen, Rev. Bounds.
ot Frederica, Rev. Bradley, Of Federals.
ourgsnd George Hynson, of Milford. The
speakers were at their best and the audi
ence was treated to an intellectual feast
as well as an abundance of cake and ice
cream. Rev. Bradley was witty and hu-
morous. He seems to have studied we'll
our country's situation and need. He
said in part, "That the people of America
are going at such rapid rate, that there
must be halt because one half of the
people are half crazy and and the other
hall are lunatics. George Hynson the
gifted, eloquent, silver tongued, versatile
orator spoke on the very interesting sub.
lect OF education. The speaker as usual
gave very practical talk in which he
laid great emphasis on the fact that we
must educate our boys and girls, that
they may develope the surrounding
country, which, in his estimation, was
not excelled by any.
VIM. johnson is laying the foundation
for a new residence
The stork left little daughter with
Mr.. and Mrs. stubbs this week.
Mrs. Oscar Sharp, who is in the MetEo-
dist Hospital in Philadelphia, is improv-
ing.
zack johnson began canning peas on
Tuesday.
The Bible Glass will meet with Mrs. /
Katie COunselman next Tuesday after
noon at 8 O'Clock.
Last Wednesday Henry Vinysrd Wis.
tied his great grand-sOns Joseph and |
and Henry Vinysrd, Of Frederica.
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
MAGNOLIA.

Mr.. and Mrs. Robert w. johnson and
daughter, of Wilmington, we're guests of
their parents on Sunday. Mr.. johnson
returned home that night, but Mrs. John
son and daughter will make an extended
visit.
Edward S. Wyatt was in Phila. last
week.
Miss Sadie johnson, teacher of inter-
mediate grades in the Public School, re-
turned to her home in Bishop, Md, last
Saturday.
The Public School closed last Friday.
E. s. Wyatt and W. NJ. George are
erecting an ice cream parlor on the lot
owned by Mr.. George
The following men we're chosen and
elected as officers Of the School Board,
last Saturday: Henry Huesman, Samuel
COnwell, VIM. T. Jackson, Samuel Saxton
and Frank Roe.
Children's Day will be celebrated next
Sunday night, beginning at s o'clock.
The Ladies Aid met with Mr. and Mrs.
James Satterfeld on Monday afternoon.
Business of importance followed the de-
votional exercises and roll call, to which
26 members responded and 3 visitors re.
ported. A good social time followed.
while partaking of refreshments served by
the hostess. The meeting adjourned to
meet at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. r. +
Stout, the first Monday evening in July.
Mrs. Geo. Knight and Miss Elva George
are guests at the home OF Mr.. and Mrs
Chas Barratt, in West Phila.
The Quarterly Conference will be held
on Saturday 18th, at o'clock.
Miss Ida Gibson is visiting her sister,
Mrs. VIM. Reed.
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
CEDAR NECK.
town Sunday.

Mr.. and Mrs. c. H. Emory and Lucius
Fox spent Sunday with Purnell Fitz-
gerald.
Miss Nernie Fitzgerald has been con-
fined to her home with mumps.
Mr. and Mrs. George DOughtery and
daughter, May, of Chester, are visiting
Mrs. John Roberts.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM Watson have re-
turned home after spending Decoration
Day with his parents.
While at work at his home, Alonzo
Fox met with a painful accident. In
some manner he stuck nail in his face,
which barely missed the eye.
Mrs. John Watson has recovered from
a weeks illness.
Milford chronicle., 1911-06-09
The ''ONYX" HOSIERY
HEADQUARTERS.

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Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

not until about the end Of the Seven
teenth Century that the great Shelf
field manufactures began To make
them, and then only of the two
tined variety whose use in the mod
ern fashion would have required
about as much deXterity as tn,
Chinese shows in the manipulation
Of his chopsticks.
Drinking from the saucer was not
q social solecism - years ago. In
fact. sets OF old china may still be
found inintact that include dainty
tabloids upon which the cup was 10
rest while the contents. taken from
the saucer. were imbibed. and. from
the attendant noise. apparently al .
most inhaled by the drinker one
spoon was regarded as sufficient for
all courses Of food as well as drink.
and the overworked knife did duty
both for cutting and carrying. As
for finger bowls, did not the lat,
Senator Tom Benton confide to
his diary that his first experience
with them was at a dinner given
by President Van Buren, The
President" said he dipped his fling
ers daintily in the bowl and dried
them upon his napkin, but | rolled UP
my sleeves and took good old
fashioned wash"
Perhaps it was hardly to be ex-
pected chat the early pioneers would
feel it to be their first responsibility
To introduce into the West the latest
social conventions, but they have
been rapidly catching up since The
200 Kansas school teachers have
been informed that they must lay as
much stress on the social as the
purely intellectual side of life. in
struct their pupils in the charm and
grace Of life. and particularly direct
them how To eat their meals in
proper form. not an easy matter
where the luncheon is frequently
brought in basket and by prefer
ence devoured in "A woodshcd But
table manners are now to be made
part Of the higher education in
that State. The Kansas AgricuI-
tural College has formulated a sys-
tenn of proper social conduct. at
table in particular, and it is to be
incorporated i'm the curriculum. with
professor or censor to take
charge Of that department
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

is a growing suspicion here that OPP
position to Arizona statehood because
of the inclusion in the constitution
of the provision for the recall of
Judges is a mere suhterfugc
II is being whispered about that
upon the question Of the admission
Of Arizona rests the continued sU
premacy of the republican party in
the United States senate. So close
will be the division Of republicans
and democrats two years hence that
there is reason To- believe that the
election of two democratic senators
from Arizona would result in giving
the democrats an actual majority in
the senate. thus giving them control
of both houses Of congress.
In the present senate the republic
cans have a majority Of but eight
members. In 1913 eighteen republicans
viii Some up for reelection, and the
displacement Of any five of them by
democrats would give the democrats
a majority of one. New Mexico would
probably send two republicans. out
that republican gain would be offset
by the two new members from Ari-
IONA, who would almost surely be
democrats.
That there is every reason to eX-
pect Il substitution of democrats for
republicans in five of the states is
shown by the study Of the legislatures
of the different states.
Here is the list of eighteen republic
can senators whose terms expire two
years hence:
Borah of Idaho. Bourne of Oregon,
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01
TABLE MANNERS.

1t has taken good many centur-
les to teach civilized man how to eat
his food i'm a decent and proper man
ner Doubtless there are many re-
finements that may yet be added.
but the standard of table etiquette.
like a great many other standards.
has made a greater advance during
the past hundred years than for
many hundred years previously. II
was not uncommon in rural dis
tricts a little more than hundred
years ago for people who lived order
~ and self respecting lives to even
eschew plates. and. sitting around a
conveniently small table, take their
sustenance from common platter
The use Of the fork for carrying
food to the mouth was a comparativ
ely late innovation. In fact, II was
not until Queen Elizabeths time that
the royal family of England had
forks. and even she generally found
her fingers more convenient. 1t was
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01
Joint ballot
Leg. bile

Unless the unexpected happens.
these legislatures are very apt To-
continue their present democratic ma
jorities when the time comes to re-
elect SUCCESSORS to the above named
outgoing senator's In that event
their places will be filled by demo-
Gratis
The present senate consists of fifty
republicans and forty-one democrats.
The legislature of Colorado thus far
has failed to elect successor to the
late Senator Hughes. but when a Sc
lection is made, the member chosen
will he democrat.
The loss of five republicans in 1913
will give them but forty-five mem
bers while a eain by the present OPP
position will give the democrats forty
six members or control by exactly
one vote
If New Mexico comes into state
hood the republican side of the SEN
ate would again come into control by
exactly one vote But if Arizona also
is admitted the democratic majority
Of one remains.
Republican members of the senate
who have been opposing Arizona
statehood have been figuring on eX-
actly that feature of the case. To
most of them the recall of judges is
merely convenient excuse to con-
ceal the real purpose for opposition.
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

Not a bad idea. Trencher refine
ments help in other relations of life.
a governor OF that State once failed
Of reelection, it is said, because the
newspapers exploited the fact that
ne was seen eating pie with his
knife and taking his coffee from
saucer. Similar operations by an
evangelist. not long ago. stampeded
the spirit of inErowing grace in a
young man sitting opposite. BOOrish
table manners are a serious handicap
TO the largest success today. The
plea that there is lack OF pTovis-
ion for correct department at the
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

calling yesterday one of her justly
famous bits Of repartce
Miss Dressler was inviting her
friends 10 a birthday party.
"ThereU be Il birthday cake. I
suppose. some one remarked.
Yes. therell be a cake. never
fear" was the reply
And candles. of course?" went on
the alleged wit
My friend said Miss Dressler.
this is to be a birthday party. not a
torchlight procession" Rochester
Herald
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01
DISCOVERS A "NIGGER"
IN STATEHOOD SITUATION
A SUSPECTED PURPOSE TO DE-
FEAT ADMISSION.
Washington Correspondent OF Los
Angeles Express Wires.

The Washington correspondent of
the Los Angeles Express, +. \. Dick
son, Informed his paper last Friday
that statehood for Arizona is in dan
ger. He indicates that the trouble
VIII come in the senate and that the
provision for the recall of the judic-
larry viii be only a preteXt for deny
ing statehood to this territory
From the beginning of the fight last
summer the Express, the Warmest
progressive" journal eXtant, has been
urging that such 'preteXts" would be
offered and when there were reports
that those 'prcteXts" might be fatal
To statehood, the Express continued
90 urge the voters of Arizona to
stand by them.
The special To the Express follows:
Washington, D C.. April 2S.-There
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

Briggs of New Jersey. Brown Of Ne
braska, Burnham of New Hampshire.
Crane of Massachusetts, Cullom of
Illinois, Curtis of Kansas, Dixon of
Montana, Frye of Maine Gamble of
South Dakota, Guggenheim of Colo
RADIO. Kenyon of Iowa, Nelson of
Minnesota, Richardson of Delaware.
Smith of Michigan. Warren of Wyom-
ing, Wetmore of Rhode Island.
United States senators will proba-
bly, still be elected by state legsla-
lures in 1913 At present the lcgis-
latures of the states Of exactly five
of these eighteen republicans are dem
ocratic. The following table is illu-
mnating:
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

The annual meeting OF the stock
holders of the Adams Hotel Company
will be held at the Valley Bank, in
the city of Phoenix, Arizona on Fri
day. May 9Th, 1911 at p, IN, at
which time a board of directors for
the ensuing year will be elected.
V. c. COOK.
5-b Secretary
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01

mahogany cannot be urged today.
Silver forks were not common in
England till the early part Of the
Nineteenth Century. They came in
there about the same time as the
steam printing press. Now even
the laboring man may have them, or
at least good imitatiOn.-Boston
Transcript
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01
VIEW BOOKS 2 EoR 25c.

Books of Phoenix views, made to sell
25c. now 15c two for csc, at Hinckley's
News q stationery store. 1876 y. Cen
ter. Now only 125 at this price. Are
YOU supplied II
Arizona republican., 1911-05-01
NOT TO BE MADE LIGHT OF.

epigrams as she is for her generosity.
An actor at the opera house was re-
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-06-22
Fireworks at the Racket
Dishes! Dishes!
Racket Open all Day
Women Divers In japan.

Among the many different methods
employed in Japan for pearl fishing
none is more interesting than that
employed by the women divers who
obtain the pearl oysters Pearl fish
ing is conducted mainly by men div
ers in Australia and India and other
countries. but in the region about
Ago Bay. in the province OF Shima.
az we'll as in other parts of the coun-
try. women are employed in diving.
The Mikimoto pearl farms lie at 4
depth Of from five to thirty Sathoms.
with an average OF ten fathoms The
women dive to tho bottom without
any special apparatus, and retain
their breath while they remain under
the water They stay under the sur
face from one to three minutes When
they are chilled they return to the
shore. and warm themselves It area
built in huts especially for the Dur
pose. AID then return and rasuuaa
their work.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-06-22
WAITING is HARD TO DO
Nest Of the chas.:n ard Remor.e We
Get for Ourselves 10 Due to
lmpatience.

Wait! IL there anything in the
world 20 hard to do! And 10 there
anything so necessary to learn! Most
OF the chagrin and rsmorse We get for
ourselves is due to impatience. II We
had waited the clouds would have
passed. II we had waited the fatal
word would not have been spoken, II
We had waited love would have turned
again.
To wait does not mean to bs idle Or
indectsive. 1t means, time your e.
fort! What is impossible now may bs
easy at six o'clock. About four-nfths
Of any success 10 the Ingredient Of
dme. To know when, 10 fully 20 i'm.
portant ~ to know how.
Wait for the boy to grow! What
you cannot lead him to at ten he will
come to at twenty.
The best things In the world grow.
They mature and ripen. You can build
house in . few days. but 1t takes .
tree years to be complete: and tree
10 more wonderful than 4 house.
The higher the grade Of your
thought and feeling. the more you
need to learn to wait. In education,
In government and in religion espo-
cially we have to reckon with what
Emerson calls THE slow maturing Of
the human mind"
] read somewhere the whimsy say
ing Of Wise woman. that there were
three things that amused her: The
arst was climbing trees to shake
down the fruit. which II left alone
would fall by and Of itself; the SEQ
end was going to war to kill men,
who IN few years would all die nat
urally. and the third was that mon
should run after women. when. II the
men would wait. the women would
san after thsn.-Dr. Frank Craaa