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Dagger assume that Doyle would hsvs
knocked a two-oagger had DevorA not
tried to steal second and earned him
self an out. As a matter Of fact the
throw to second that cut off Devars
was an incident in the game that died
right there.
IF the throw had not been made 10
cut off Devore the pitcher might have
struck Doyle out. At any rate that
throw changed the play from the way
II was moving when Devore started
from first to second. Than came Dayle's
hit II other happenings which would
not have happened at all 10 Devors
hadn't altered the entire current Of the
game by his dash to second. Baseball
is not a cut-and-dried proposition. EscA
play Is a distinct epoch, as II we're
Every time the ball mopas, that move,
ment has some effect on succeeding
events. SO 1t cannot be fairly assumed
that because a player knocked q tvo-
bsgge. under one set OF circumstances
he would have done tho same thins
under another set OF circumstances On,
tireiy dissimilar. Do you get me?'
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know full well that there 10 much care
~lessness among bartenders In washing
glasses. The glasses on the back bar
are carefully cleaned and polished, but
the glasses In use are dipped into a tank
filed with turbid water and not even
dried. To avoid possible Infection.
therefore. | must either carry my indl-
vidual glasses for various varieties of
llauor or quit drinking.
II must carry my individual %penhoid-
er when l go travelling to avoid infec-
ton from the common penho.ders In
use In hotels, When ! fare forth from
my home. providing l taxi all the pre-
cautions science demands, | must carry
a pack and rattle like a tin pecdler. 1t
Is only a question Q, time the way
things are going when each OF us viii
have our individual money to be han
died by nobody else"
The evening world., 1911-09-30
The Jarrs Witness an
UnadVertised PAGEANT

And she too. pulled down che window
h wss At With Mr.. Jar. In doing
% she almost took the ~ OF hsr BE-
loved husband.
whore are n polios?" as1ped Ma
Jar. tuning TO Mr.. Jar - though
to imply he had them concealed upon
his person.
MsanWhdle oeytsuds had lounosA out
Of the front room 70 the regions ln the
nat and was angrly wondsrtn0 how
many diAhas needed ~ be broken the
following day to avsnss the Insult she
had been subjected 10.
Meanwhile. the procession hsd moved
on to the corner. whore Il halted while
the leaders argued whether Il were
best TO tic the freshmen bsing hassd to
. iAmppost ~ 10 POT than down coal
holes.
They're . nns lot Of young hooii-
Gans. aren't they" remarked Mr.. Jar
sc~ornfuily. 'whils their parents are
todling and scrapins 10 md the money
to send them 10 college 20 study they
are out making decent cftisens' lives
unbearahie IN this district"
~ think that man in Chicago who
saA the colleges only make humans
and loafers Of young men vas right"
said Mrs. Jarr.
''Didn't you resd how they lied q
young fellow to some CROSS tics near
a railroad, after biindfoldinx him. and
made him believe II was the tracks he
wac fastened to. and kept him there
till a train went by" asked Mr.. Jarr.
! "oh, it's dreadfui" remarked Mrs.
Jar, "And they look % silly With the
outiandish cap they wear"
Now IL that was a bunch az young
fellows who worked hard all day, the
police reserves vouM be called out ia
| club them, the magistrates would SEN
tence them 10 the w~0rkhouse m the
newspapers woui commend the work
OF the strong Arm Squad essina
rswdyism.' But because they are col
lege boys they can mangle and main
each other and terrorize the community,
and It's Just the high spirit OF youth
And they say hat girls who go tt
boarding schools and colleges are JUS
as bad rema rked Mrs. Jarr, For my
part. | think those big colleges arr
lust schools for bad manners Poo
people foolishly deny. themselves an'
send their children to these higs
priced institutions and they only maxi
snobs Of HON and teach them slam
and TO scorn their rumble homes! w
WON'T send our children TO college. viii
~e?"
Mr.. .Jarr paused a and theI
said. very emphaticslly:
you Just bet We will II We can amor
1t. Dos gone IT. You and : never ha'
any college life, y cs,lege high jinks
made any. college frent,hips-out on
children shsn""
Yes, /; does help them socially an
~ In business SAID Mrs. Jsrr, Il use
10 envy the girls WHO wen, on t
boarding schools, when was oil
enoigh' 10 60, bnt my family couldn'
srosd t., send me
"You, BE, OH kidd will have ths
p,u4a, saSway-!G We can Ak ~ sal
AR. Jars,
A. sAAAA ,1AAs thar ~ ~
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"AlWays 1852"

4 H Avov'
- - Editor o. 1he Evening World
here Is my answer TO Mr.. Widgson's
Hnsry. who aSks for Q formula for the
.10' problem, The formula u as fol-
Dows: Take. for instance, a2 Reverse
Il, giving rs. Subtract 6st, Reverse
again TO ~ and ADD, The answer is
800. No nraSter which three you take
the numbers Will always produce 1883.
provided you don't take them too low
end not three alike. A. S.
Americans ABROAD,
- ~ Editor a Ths EssIAns World:
In regard TO Mr.. Lubansky's query as
% kindness shown by Americans TO
eecsignsrs, ] wish TO relate an expert
sucs my wife had. We are not
Amsrcans. A few years ago, while my
vita was studying music In Paris. there
came 70 the same school a very young
AmAtcsn Erl. whose expenses were
hing paid by the American lady VINO
chApsroned her. There arose a dispute
bstwssn them, With the result that tn,
Aassicsn lay tuTnAA ths young Sri ~
The evening world., 1911-09-30
Old Loves I'm New Settings
By Alma Woodward

i.hine o.. mhs Nsv Yst wshd,.
little home up in Connecticut. where
they put up apple sauce for breakfast
pies during h winter and grape Jelly
INC catsup!
And finally after . few weeks rhais.
tho beauty Of tho Olympia Theatre.
consented to pay his folks q visit-and
taste some Of the grape jelly!
Then Athanaei felt like shouting
''veni, vfdi, vici!" to the white lights
OF Broadway. And he got her ticket
and checked her steamer trunk and
bought her the magazines that still
halk at Illustrated covers.
when she had been up thsre three
days Athanael thought he'd run up to
see how she was getting along.
He was met at the door by a changed
That's. Her hair, puffess, ringletiess,
was brushed hack from her rougeless
face. The vivid scarlet Of her lips was
gonsi also the lan9uid shadows about
her eyes. Her beautiful. supple figure
was hidden by a huge. brawn holland
apron, hut her little feet, In suede
pumps and gray silk stockings, peeped
out, sole ~betrayers Of the That's Of old!
lie was astoundedl The occurrences
of Connecticut sat III upon her, and
Athanaei was awakened and saw his
mistake.
Then a great desire for the gayety
and recklessness of the rlials he had
known came over him, and when the
rest OF the family had vanished for
moment he t~ok her hand and said;
HCome ON That's, this Is no place FOL
YOU, Let's SO back to New Yor<, Yoy
car buy grape jelly and catsup there
and the apple pies are !mmenssP'
And she answered with tears in he,
eyes:
Il didn't know what our game was
George, but ] never let a fellow 'blut
me out OF seeing what he's got up hi'
sleeve. So | swallowed that Sunday
school buzz Of yours Just for fun.
knew you had some ginger about 20,
some place. so, l played yon across TN
board for luck, Come on; let's get tn
rrst tain back to the oaly burg wher
LIES worth whlle''
And they went. .
IT'S EASY ENOUGH "a SAW
SOULS THAT 1'ERMIE IN !
! COTTON SroCHING AND A MEN
Der SIX cASALBoAT. BUT Sill
! AND \ DAINTY sbEI)N PUMP. SA'
THERE'S NOTHING r0 1T. TAX
.lu Woa osfD Woeo u1soSo.
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tOpyhQht, 1N1l, nv I've FrHHs InlllsnlnG 70.
1.-THE New York world), .
A FEARFUL uproar from the street
IA below reused the Jarr family
4 with the exception OF the chill
dren. who long ago were In their little
beds.
Mr.. n Mrs. Jarr. who had been pre-
pairing to retire. rushed to one OF the
front windows. raised It and looked out
upon the tumult.
Gertrude. the Jarr's light running do
nestle. who had been paying IA Gull
upon q lady who worked for "A woman
upstairs. arrived HON at tho moment
and took up "A position of vantage at
the other window.
"Oh, ~ rs a fire, num- said the
faithful Gertrude, IL hope Claude won't
be hurled"
"Ciaude?" asked Mrs. Jarr. but stu
viii her eyes upon the street.
"Yes'um; his mother had him chris
tened Claude Duval. after a hero IN a
hook. but his father had him christened
Michael. But at the engine house they
calls him Red because he has auburn
hair
Mrs. Jarr made no comment.
She could now see that the riot below
was caused by several hundred young
men IN a column OF fours abreast.
Those behind had their hands upon
the shoulders of those in front and
they were "serpentining down the street
from sidewalk to sidewalk. The front
rank vas driving two other young mer
with whips.
These unfortunates had their hands
tied behind them and We're driven will
reins, held by tho leaders or the col
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destroyed" All this because of a successful bear raid upon a strictly
gambling stock, Steel common. which has no guarantee behind it of
either dividends or value. Not a single legal step has been taken
against the Steel Trust, yet its securities 90 to pieces in the market!
The Standard Oil Company has been "dksolved" without any visible
ranc on the part of its owners. The Tobacco Trust is undergoing
4 similar process with complete calmncss. There is no rush to throw
its 40 per cent. common stock overheard.
Why does MI. Taft take heed of gamblers and apologize to J.
+. Morgan? Is it because he. too. is imbued with the idea that gov
eminent should be a factor in business. He says prosecutions will
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not my individual knife and fork and
plates for use when I 30 to Q restaur-
ant? The greatest germ collector known
IL the IL subway or street car strap.
b I must have my individual strap or
Q fresh pair OF gloves every time l
ride. i must carry a stock Of gloves for
use this winter on storm doors, where
people slap their mitts against n spot
- often and rapidly that metal wears
away under the strain.
Unfamiliar as both Of us are with
the business of running a saloon, We
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- V'>'s
~ out, for II ever there ves .
- minister spoiled in the max
Inc 1t was Athanael. His father made
| him a lawyer. and because he had the
lnstincts of a tract distributor they
put him to serving papers-and ne was
a bowling success at that!
ono day ne met in u saloon. where
hs was IN the habit Of %partaking OF .
| glass Of buttermilk at 8, a man he had
, served papers on six months before.
This man was the sort who has mas
street clothes made at a theatricai
%taIlor's and whose diamonds are as
loud as his manners, and with the
same yellow tinse.
Athanael was RECALLED, while SLIPPING
his buttermilk. with a recital OK MS
latest affinity state, Til. lady in Ques-
ton being one That's Starr, a musical
comedy headliner. noted for the dia-
phanelty land that's putting It mildly
OF her stage attire
instantly there came to the soul OF
Athanael a desire to save this girl from
the craven clutches OF the male sharks
who use yellowbscks and automobiles
10 lure their prey
lie asked careiessiy at what theatre
she was playing. and that n!ght bs'
tween the first and second acts he sen
In his card to the lady.
Clad In a violent chiffon tea gown
through which the CLEAN OF silk Tights
shcne family pink, she received him
Eut Athanael. resolutely keeping hi
eye fastened on her face n chidini
himself for even the ~falntest desire I,
let them stray, started to talk gentl!
and earnestly to the ~languorous on
before him.
At frs. sac scofel; then the Ease!
nation Of his sombre back serge, com
bincd with the gold OF his hair and tn
pristine. pink and Wilderness OF his CON
~piexion attracted her, and she Al
tempted to draw this proper young II
\ int her web.
= Eut he was adamant, Day after da
he wrote 20 hey and sent her book
that he lad found both amusing An
Instructive, aad night after niEat he W
o lied hsy ~ hsS Sysssiag yeSu and talS(
~ Als upcthas ; Aaksss aAA ~ T.
The evening world., 1911-09-30
BUSINESS AND GOVERNMENT.

II. TAFT continues TO struggle
with the impossible task of sue
cessfully intermingling Business
with Government. The rather
wise founders of the nation and
the trainers of the Constitution
hardly contemplated the state Of
things that has come TO pass. Big
business is distracted at govern
ment interference. There are
loud howls for a Constructive
policy Destructive policies"
must cease before business is
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continue. and in the same breath
hegs for an opposite condition Of
the public mind. The plain truth
is that business" is only in such
trouble with the government as
naturally results from its efforts
to Use government for business.
As long as this is the practice
there can be no such tranquility
a. Mr.. Taft bespeaks. When
government becomes government
and not a vendor of privileges, and
when business becomes business
The evening world., 1911-09-30

Rah! Rah! Rah!" cried me impression.
able Gertrude at the top Of her voice.
whoa" cried the heads Of the
column. bringing It TO . halt. whiIs
cries Of "Pipe the wren"' ana Throw
us q kiss. kddo!" arose from the
ranks.
'.Shu. down that window. Gertrude,
ana come awayI I'm surprised a.
YOU" cried Mrs. Jasr. in great andis'
nation.
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nmn. who were whipping them on.
The victims wore straw hats. SUCH az
are put OF truck horses In summer. and
improvised binders and brides.
As the column marched down this
quiet Cat other times, may boz Harlem
street, 1t chanted IN time 70 the steps
II took:
Come over here! Come over here!
Meet the leader Of the band.'
"Oh, It's them dear college fellers!
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Ca. THE Isv Ysk Wshn.
. two-bagEer that would have scored
him."
'Sids baokt" warned the laundry
man. you're playing OFT too far, You
Am = victim Of . new style Of baseball
reporting. which - unintentionaly de-
oeivine,
"The reporters who said Devore would
have been brought IN by Doyle's two-
The evening world., 1911-09-30
A Galaxy Of rs.

<<0 PEAKING OF money" remarked
the head polisher, reminds me
that the Giants ought to win
tae pennan:, but It was TOO bad Josn
Devore tried to seal eecond and was
thrown out In the game Thursday he
cause Doyle. the next man up, knocked
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Vim thinking
about st." replied
che laundry man.
'~Tha ! think
about 1t the more
! get twtsted d.
what's the use in
being q piksr
where ones health
10 90 vitality con-
cerned?
"If I must have
my ual
drinking cup. why
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the earth my favorite Is the masculine. The GOODNESS
OF men sometimes appals me. II It were not for the per-
versity of hatpins l would take off my hat every time 1
meet an ordinary, commonplace man. Their virtues are few
in number-mortifyngly few-but those few are so big.
and fine. and wonderful that l contemplate them with the
awe OF a small boy watching a live cowboy at the circus.
But, eh! Don't tell anybody. Because IL a man really
suspected that he were good" he would do some
thing Immediately TO correct the impression. A man Is
good. not because he wants to be. but because he can't
help It, lie is rather ashamed of being caught at II. Call
him a perfect saint and he will wonder what Is the mat
ter with him; call him a perfect devil' and he Will begin
to think that he must be rather fascinating after all
The evening world., 1911-09-30
A YOUNG

"Dai. you're poor, ai1't you!'
NO. son-Tm rich. own you and
the baby, and you're worth a million
dollars apiece - me-
Dad. couldn't you hypethecate the
sa9y en- sst me . asu pair Of shear
The evening world., 1911-09-30
/ The Same Old Idea.

SEE said the head polisher.
that Andrew Carnegie says II
Is the duiy OF the educated lsis-
ure classes to impress upon working
the vital necessity for the reign
OF order under the law"
THAT'S what the leisure ~classes haye
The evening world., 1911-09-30

been trying to do for centuries" said
the laundry man. but the trouble has
been that the working classes have been
hard TO impress. blt easy to educate"
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and not a manipulation Of legislation, there will be no more public
anger or artificial commercial distress.
The evening world., 1911-09-30
LANDMARKS, SCENERY AND NAMES.

HE Incorporated American Scenic and Historic
Preservation Society, founded sixteen years ago by
the late Hon. Andrew H.. Green, "the Father Of
Greater New York." is a patriotic and public
spirited organization for the prevention Of cruelty
to the face of the earth and of d~isrcspect to the
The evening world., 1911-09-30
Copyright. 1911. by The Press
That's and Athanael.

,HANAEL JONES'S guardian
angel must have been asleep
when his vocation was picked
out, for II ever there was .
minister SPOILED in the max
The evening world., 1911-09-30
Saturday. September so. 1911.
REVERIES
OF A RIB
Copyright. 1911. BY The Press Publishing Co. THE New York World.
She Tells Why Men Are L,ovable.
BY Helen Rowland

CIV 1HY dc YOU reie rs so7" inquired a nice average mar OF m thu
M other day Isn't here anything good about n msn?'
w ANYTHING good! Why. m Y dear Bow Of all thc nxes that roam
Morris tribune., 1911-06-02
Burk's "UncIe Toms Cabin.

This is the first time that the public
have had an opportunity of seeing the
New Version "Uncle Toms Z, Cab
in' the greatest dramatization of this
popular play has ever been favorite
with the women and children, and
they always go to see it whenever an
opportunity presents itself. Burk S
Big "Uncle Toms Cabin Coz has the
distinction of being the largest organ
ization of its kind on the road. they
carry special train of their own
palace cars to transport their People,
Horses. Ponies, Donkeys, Dogs, Char
lots and other paraphenalia necessary
to present the only Grand Spectacular
Production of this the most successful
drama ever written. The characters
of Uncle Tom. Eliza Little Eva and
Marks are all ably presented by
competent cast. and the large Con-
tingent of Singers and Singers and
Dancers, Blood Hounds etc., give
realistic and sensational naturalism
to the performance. The scenic and
mechanical effects are good, and the
picturesque transformation scene
forms a fitting finish to the whole. So
carry the news and tell your neigh
bors. The only big Show Coming.
Will exhibit at Morris Monday, June
5th.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-02

DRIVE: Bevel gear, with two unlver-
sal joints.
FRAME; Pressed steel.
WHEELS: % in, wood. artillery type.
TIRES: 28x3 inches; standard clincher
type.
WHEEL BASE: IS in.. t, cad, 56 in.
SPRINGS: Full elliptic IN front and
BRAKES: Double cling rear hubs.
BODY: Metal with stamped rnouldiugs
runabout type, divided seat, open deck in
rear with metal tool box.
TANK CAPACITY: Gasoline 10 gal;
water PIG !cal; "il2 qts.
WEIGHT: About HOO pounds.
EQUIPMENTS: Magnetic. top, gene
ator, gas lamps, jack, pump, two oil idc
lights, one oil tail light, horn, set of tools,
tire repair kit.
COLOR: Dark blue with cream wheels.
600
anufacturei.
extra
Morris tribune., 1911-06-02
Association Formed.

. The meeting at the School of Agri-
culture May 26th was fairly well at
tended and resulted in the organiza-
tion of County Live Stock Improve
ment Union. The object of the as
sociation is to improve live stock con :
ditions throughout the county and to
aid those belonging in the sale, pur-
chase and exchange of pure bred and
high grade cattle. ANY one interest
ed may become mebmer by paying
the annual fee of $1.OO. 1t is plan
ned to hold a number of meetings in
different parts of the county in order
to bring the association to the people
and to do as much good as possible.
The following officers were elected =
Pres. CT A. Bost, Morris. ~
Vice Pres. Quilliam. Morris.
Sec.-G. A. ingalls,, Morris.
Treas.-A. w. Hoffman. Morris.
Representative of Shorthorn Breed
ers--L. L. Hanse.
Representative of Guernsey Breed
ers-T. Jongeward.
A meeting of the executive commit
tee consisting of the above officers.
will be held at the school tomorrow
at 1 100 o'clock for the purpose of
redrafting the constitution. Any one
Interested is invited to attend.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-02
Spraying Dandelions.

From the large number of inquiries
received at the Experiment Station re-
garding the eradication of dandelions,
it is apparent that dandelions this
year are more numerous than ever on
our lawns.
For the past two years, iron sui
phate has been used at the Minnesota
Agricultural Experiment Station for
the eradication of dandelons in lawns.
Fairly good success has resulted from
these experiments. Although spray
ing the dandelions does not by any
means mean absolute destruction of
this pest. it at least kills many of
the Towering stalks, and keeps hun
dreds of dandelions from coming to
seed. 1t also kills many of the
younger plants. If one were to spray
a lawn carefully once month for an
entire season, the results would pos
sibly warrant the time and expense
connected with the spraying. Sulphate
of iron is by-product in the manu-
facture of wire, and costs from one to
two cents per pound. Sulphate, at
the te of II pounds to 1 gallon of
water, is the proper proportion to
use on the lawn. The solution should
be applied with sprayer which gives
very fine, mist-like spray. This is
possible only with sprayer that has
a pump attached so that considerable
pressure can be obtained. Apply the
solution about three days after the
lawn is cut, on day that is bright
and warm. The grass will be some
what bIackened. but little damage re-
suits. Some of the white clover,
owing to it's broad leaf, is somewhat
injured. The lawn should be sprayed
about once month. Care should be
taken, when spraying, to keep the
solution OF of the cement walks, as
it discolors them.
Prof. Leroy Cady, of the Horti-
cultural Division, advises that lawn
grass seed be sown about two days
after the lawn has been sprayed the
first time. 1t has been found at the
Experiment Station that the mixture
which makes the best lawn grass seed
is made up of blue grass, white clover
and red top, at the rate of IA pounds
Morris tribune., 1911-06-02
ST. EDWARDS COUNCIL.
Large Class Of Members lniti-
ated.

The members of St. Edwards Coun-
icl. Knight of Columbus, have been
displaying unwonted activity for some
time past. This has finally found its
elimination in the exemplification of
the degrees on a large class on last
Sunday, May %. Visiting Knights
came from Graceville, Waverly, St.
Cloud, Campbell and other towns in
the vicinity to give their aid and en-
couragement in the important work.
At 8 o'clock on Sunday morning men,
bers. candidates and visitors assem-
bled at Linne's Hall. whence they
proceeded to the Assumption Church
in body to assist at the Mass at
$50. After the Mass the first de-
gree was conferred on the class at
Linne's Hall by the members of the
Hennepin Council team. A recess
was then taken until 2 80 in the
afternoon. when the other degrees
were conferred.
At 7 80 P. M. the ladies of the
parish served magnificent banquet in
the style for which they have become
famous. At the close of the banquet
Father Jones introduced a number of
the visiting Knights. who responded
with some very fine speeches. The
pleasure of the occasion was heighten-
ed by the presence of Watzke's Or
chestra. Members and visitors next
adjourned to Linne's Hall where the
rest of the evening was passed in a
very pleasant experience meeting.
The following are the new members
of the Council:
Jos. P. Kruchten. Alfred R. Cair-
ney, George B. Flynn, Henry N.
Treinen, Charles J. Moriarty, James
w. Kirwin, John Corcoran, William
T. Hanrahan, Frank Schmidt, Denis
Sullivan, Matthias Mich, William
Treinen. Francis N. Mich. John V.
Rowles, James B. Byrne, Jerry F.
Regan. Walter B. Jones, Theodore
Storck, Jacob Rudnickni, Christopher
J. Gafney, Michael Byrne. Patrick J.
Morris tribune., 1911-06-02

OF blue grass to 2 pounds each of red
top and white clover. This seed should
be sown broadcast and raked in. Be-
sides this, nitrate of soda at the rate
of l5O pounds to an acre should be
scattered over the lawn. The nitrate
of soda should be applied before a
rain, or should be applied in the even
ing and the lawn sprinkled. The
grass will burn if it is not wet after
the nitrate of soda is applied. The
object sought is to thicken up the
grass and thus allow less chance for
dandelions. w. L. Oswald, Univers-
ity Farm.