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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Impossible.

You'd better fumigate these bills
before you go home. They may be
covered with microbes" said the drug
sist one Saturday evening as he hand
ed few faded. worn and soiled silver
certificates to his clerk
mo danger from that source" re-
sponded the latter. "a microhe could
not live on Orig clerks es.ary =
National Monthly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29

ELAN Harnish, known all through Alas
kak as Burning Daylight" celebrates his
S0th Birthday with d crowd of nnners at
the Circle CITY Tivoli. The dance leads
to ncavy gambling, in which over 100000
81 slaked Eafnish loses his money and
his mine but wins the mail contract. He
starts on his mail trip with dogs and
sledge, telling his friends that he will be
Ia the big Yukon gold strike at the start.
Burning Daylight makes sensationally
rapid run across country with the mail.
appears at the Tivoli and Is now ready
70 Join his friends In dash to the new
gold fields.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Housewarnlno.

=" FS1SSV7 $3.50
Moved into your coy fiat chr
Eyes"
Going to have hodsewarming?-"
That's what I'm just going to ask
the landlord to speak to the 1anitor
about
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Unsvm,Ipa;,thetic,.

What is your favorite musical in.
strument?"
THE banjo" replied Mr.. Cumrox.
"for the reason that nobody comes to
our house who knows how to play
it."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Only reehnIcaIly.

rs your child in bed by s every
evening ?"
Technically. yes. We begin argu-
ing about that time" Christian Ad-
vocate
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Good Sense.

There's fine sense and coarse sense.
Each good In Its way:
But the man who has horse sense
Knows when to say neigh.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Eoulvocal.

DO you still bet on the races a.
yon used to do?"
No; am now better man"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Back IN Town.

WAS your love affair romantic?"
"Oh. very. met Reginald at the
sea shore, We both pretended to be
very rich"
Yes. yes"
And now 1t turns out that he col
lects the payments on our piano"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Very Much So.

Miss Gwendolyn is a very super.
fetal sort Of girl. with her head filed
with fine clothes ana making herself
pretty don't suppose she gives
moment to self-refection."
Doesn't she? Just watch her when
q mirror is anywhere in sight"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Cut or il His Prime.

m almost there I'm going homer
Twas his expiring word y
But the umpire called the striker out
And the poor man died on third
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
Anything to please.

NUyeHIH9 10 PiedSe.
John, the cook says she doesn't
like the place
Does she refer to us or to Lonely
Vile? If it's the town that doesn't
suit her. we can move to some other
suburb"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29

good night while know ye.".-satur
day Evening Post
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29
The Idea.

Dame Nature ought to be able to
play good poker game"
why so?"
Because natures hand makes
some big bluffs"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29

Old Fogey-In my young days young
men were more respectful to old age.
Young Flipp Maybe in those days
the old guys were different from what
they are now.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29

A man is as young as he feels-and
a woman. but she doesn't always
look It
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29

Mr.. Bore-Be sure to tell me when
you want me to go
Miss Blunt-It's an hour too late for
that
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-12-29

A month passed by. and Bonanza
Creek remained quiet. A sprinkling
Of men had staked; but most of them.
after stalking, had gone on down to
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

cording to instructions of the city engineer
of Virginia, Minnesota, and to be approved
by him. - i
Resolved further that owners of lots
AUDITING upon the portions of the street
above designated be given notice of this
resolution by the publication of the same
once In the official paper of the city and
that all of said owners are he1ebv notified
and required to construct said sidewalk
along their respective lots and to fully
complete the same within two weeks after
the publication of this resolution, and
further that in case such owners shall
not each. along his respective land con-
struct and fully complete such sidewalk,
within two weeks after publication OF
this resolution. the CITY council shall
forthwith proceed to construct such walk
in accordance with said resolution and
ascertain the expense of constructing
the same. and assess and levy such ex-
peuse upon and against each lot and
parcel of land upon which such sidewalk
shall front or abut, in accordance with the
provision of the charter of Virginia, Mimi.
Moved by Alderman Kimball. supported
by Alderman Staff. that above resolution
be adopted.
Ayes: Aid. Boylan. Weber. Heritage,
Kimball. NOLAN, Staff. E. c. A. Johnson.
Mr.. Presidents.
Nays-None.
Adopted May 9. 1911.
Approved May 16. 1911
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Spectacular Scene at FIRE.

Spectacular Scene at FIRE.
Sensational scenes were witnessed
1t q drs which broke out recently In
the st. Petersburg palace OF Grand
Duke Nicholas Nicolaievitch. which
contains great art treasures and much
valuable plate. Several notable pic.
lures by Rubens and Vatican. valued
at more thar 900. were destroyed.
Two servants persisted In the flames.
while many were injured. Some Is
persons endeavored to escape by fee
ing across the iron roof of the burn.
ing palace. which. after the cutting
Of tho electric cables. suddenly be-
came electrified. The refugees up.
peared to b suffering fearfully from
tho electric shocks, and were seen "a
dance grotssquely amid tho rising
flames. They were eventually saved
by the IRE brigade. the members Of
which donned india rubber shoes.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
improved Annunciator.

The uses OF batteries and their at.
tendant Inconvenience in the opera
ton of annunciator and bell-ringins
systems, is dispensed with by the in.
vention of new transformer. BY
which the necessary current Is Sc.
cured from the ordinary lighting cir.
cults. AS the transformer has no
moving parts, once fixed it will there.
after require no attention. It Is
adapted to operate on circuits running
from 100 to $50 volts, and is provided
with taps giving s, II and Is volts, so
as to meet the requirements of vari.
GUS styles and sizes of bells and buz.
ears.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Fresh Air for Children.

There is no cause at ALL" says an
eminent physician. ito fear the action
OF the air and sunlight upon a child
and too great haste cannot be made
10 expose it to their influence, which
Is entirely beneficial to it's develop
ment and health.
"A child few weeks old, If suitably
dressed, may be taken out Of doors
Tor a little while each day and the
time may be heightened a. it,
strength Increases. The habit of daily
exercise In the open air will lay the
foundation for good constitution and
the liability Of taking cold will b
greatly lessened."
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Texas In UNIQUE PoaItIon.

Texas In Unique Position.
Except the original Is states. whose
independence was separately acklowl.
edged By Great Britain. Texas IL the
only state which had separate exist
ence - q nation before It became .
state Of the union. 1t IL the only one
Of the admitted states. with the DOE
siblo exception Of Vermont and Maine.
which By the conditions of it, admis.
sion reserved state ownsrship for al
the public lands within its limits. Il
d the only state which before onter-
Inc the union had obtained the con-
-sent Ct consrssG % subdivido its0ll
into 8 number 70 ~. Gtatos.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

Council Chamber, CITY of Virginia. MIMI,
May 9. 1911.
Resolution No. 49,
Resolution appointing c. ]. Berglund
Asst. Humane Officer and Poundmaster.
By Alderman Boylan.
Resolved: BY the City Council of the
city of Virginia, that Charles J. Beralund
is hereby appointed Assistant Humane
Officer to enforce all ordinances in the city
of Virginia for the care and protection of
children, and Assistant Pound Master to
enforce all CITY ordinances for the regula.
ton of animals and fowl, at a salary of
sixty ($60.O0) dollars per month in full for
such services, and to hold said Offices dur
ing the pleasure of the city council.
Moved by Alderman Heritage, supported
by Alderman Staff, that above resolution
be adopted.
Ayes:-Ald. Boylan. Weber, Heritage,
Kirnball, NOLAN, Staff, E. c. A. johnson.
Mr.. Presidents
Nays: None.
Adopted May 9, 1911.
Approved May 16. 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Council Chamber, City of Virginia, Minn..
May 9. 1911.

Council Chamber, City of Virginia, Minn..
May 9. 1911.
Resolution No. 233.
Resolution accepting estimate of city
engineer in sum of SOS. go to H. L. Bartlett
Co, on contract for sewer in Dist. No. SIX.
By Alderman Heritage.
Resolved by the city council of the City
of Virginia. that the first estimate of the
city engineer to HI. L. Bartlett company In
the sum of seven hundred Ave and 60-10(
($76.60) dollars. for work performed on
Sewer District No. Six, Virginia, Mime
sofa, be. and the same is, hereby accepted
and approved, and the city clerk is hereby
authorized and directed to draw an i'm
provement warrant on the sewer fund
bearing interest at the rate of six per cent
per annum, and deliver same to H. L. Bart
lett Company in payment of said estimate
Moved by Alderman E. c. A. Johnson
supported by Aid. Kimball, that above
resolution be adopted.
Ayes: Aid. Boylan. Weber. Heritage, Kim.
ball, NOLAN. Staff. E. O. A. Johnson, Mr.
Presidents.
Nays: None.
Adopted May 9, 1911.
Approved May 16. 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Council Chamber. City of Virginia, MINI

Council Chamber. City of Virginia, Mimi.
May 9, 1911.
Resolution No. 20.
Resolution granting transfer of liquor
license No. SOS to Frank Kink.
BY Alderman Boylan.
Resolved: BY the City Council of the City
of Virginia. that the application of Chas'
Z9onc for transfer Of his liquor license No
sos to: Frank Klink, to sell Intoxicating
liquors on the ground door of the one story
building situate No. ~ Chestnut street, In
said city, be and 10 hereby granted. and
that the surety bond In the sum Of 92ooQ0
be and u hereby accepted and ordered filed
after tie q Tire 1sayos.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Council Chamber, City of Virginia, MINI.
May g. 1911

Council Chamber, City of Virginia. Minn.,
May 8, 1911.
Resolution No. "a.
Resolution authorizing construction of
sidewalk on Fourth street in North Side
Addition to Virginia.
BY Alderman Boylan.
Resolved, BY the city council of the city
of Virginia, that sidewalks be constructed
along the following blocks in the North
Side Addition to Virginia. Minnesota. viz.
Along the side of Fourth street from Fourth
avenue to Fifth avenue and that the fol-
lowing material be used and employed in
the construction of same:
Surfaced plank, two inches thick, from
six to ten inches in width and six feet in
length: six feet from lot line, stringers to
be Axe inches, and to be three in number,
one at each edge and one in the center, and
| the sidewalk to be built under the direc-
ton of, and to the grade as established by
the street commissioner or engineer of
said city.
Resolved Further. That the owners of the
land along which such sidewalk is to be
built be given notice of this resolution by
the publication of the same once in the Off,
cial paper of the city. and that all of said
owners are hereby notified and required to
construct said sidewalk along their re-
spective land, and fully complete the same
| within two weeks after the publication of
this resolution, and further. that in case
such owners, or any of them. along the
land on which sidewalk is to be built, shall
refuse or neglect to construct the same of
the material and according to the specifl-
cations mentioned in this resolution. then
in such case the city council shall proceed
to construct and to assess and levy the
cost and expense of constructing such
sidewalk against each lot and parcel of
land upon which such sidewalk shall
front, according to law.
Moved by Alderman Heritage, supported
by Alderman Kimball, that above resolu-
ton be adopted.
Ayes-A1d. Boylan, Weber, Heritage,
Kimball. NOLAN. Staff, E. c. A. Johnson,
Mr.. Presideut-8
Nays-None.
Adopted May Q, 1911.
Approved May 16, 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Council Chamber, City of Virginia Mimi.
Nav 8, 1911.

Nav 8, 1911.
Resolution No. 28.
Resolution granting a liquor license tc
Mondovi & Buratti at ~ Chestnut street.
BY Alderman Heritage.
Resolved. by the City Council of the City
of Virginia, that the application of Mondovi
& Buratti to sell Intoxicating liquors on the
ground floor of the two story building sit.
uate No. 1 q Chestnut street. in said city
be and is hereby granted. and that the
surety bond in the sum of $4,000, be and
is hereby accepted and ordered filed after
the approval of the mayor.
License to be for one year from May Is
1911.
Moved bv Alderman Boylan, supported
by Alderman Weber, that above resolu.
ton be adopted.
AYes-A1d. Boylan, Weber, Heritage, Kim.
ball, NOLAN, Staff, E. c. A. Johnson, Mr..
Presidents.
Nays: None.
Adopted May 9. 1911
Approved May 49, 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
"lounoino Carr p,% m

A leading western railroad has had
constructed four novel coaches
termed 'lounging cars" for use unon
four OF its through trains. a particu.
lar feature Of which will be the IN.
stallation in each Of Z small :ihr.rv
to include DR.. Eliot's famous i've feet
Of books." ;=<.ss -,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
ADVERTISEMENT
SOCIALISM.
VIII Be Properly Exposed BY Professor
Ries, the Author Of
len and Miles,"

That famous book that has gone
out by the millions and raised the
biggest storm in ten years, delivers
his stirring lecture on "How to Buy
a farm Wagon for $7.19 a Day
Wages"
This is positively the hottest pro.
position you have ever listened to
You will kick yourself for month's
if you fail to hear him, after your
neighbor tells you what time they
had.
Mr.. Ries talks to the workingmen
and the millionaires, and shows
both where they are at.
He will also expose Socialism
properly. =
Men and women should hear him.
Socialists Hall, Saturday evening,
May 20. 1911, at 8 O'Clock. ~
Admission 10 cents. III
! Z 5..es. r. C. SBRMoN, Sec'y.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Council Chamber, City of Virginia, MINI. :.
May 8, 1911.

Nay 3, WI.
Resolution No. &6.
Resolution authorizing construction OF
cement sidewalk ON Larch street.
BY Alderman Weber.
Resolved. BY the City Council of the City
of virginia. that cement sidewalk be. and
the same is hereby ordered constructed
along the south side of Iarch street, from
Mesaba avenue to Cleveland avenue; said
walk to be built In accordance with the
plans and specifications ON file in the Office
Of the city clerk Of Virginia. Minnesota, for
the doing Of such work. the same to be
:conStr1cted under the dfhsction and -
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Wealth in Ancient 1imes

William Jacob, in his History IF
the Precious Metals" estimates from.
the accounts given by the Roman
writers that in the reign of Augustus,
The first of the emperors, when Rome
was at the height of its power, the
Amount Of gold in the Roman empire
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Official i d j..
Publication of
Proceedings
-r
The
City
Council

Council Chamber. City of Virginia, Mimi.
May 8. 1911.
Regular meeting.
Council called to order by the president.
Roll call.
Present-Aldermen Boylan. Weber. Her
1taRe. Kimbal. NOLAN, Staff, E. G. A. John
son. Mr.. Presidents.
Absent-H. o. Johnson-1.
Reading minutes of previous meeting.
Moved and supported that the minutes
be approved as read.
Carried,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

Japanese art ware, the nobbiest
souvenirs of Virginia ever shown.
Trays, cups, etc, with views of
prominent Virginia sights engrav-
ed thereon. p. SAVOLAINEN.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Coming TO Eve|eth
Northwestern United
Doctors will be at.
Glode Hotel
Thursday, May Is
One Day Only
Remarkable Success Of These Talented
Physicians In the Treatment Of
Chronic Diseases
Offer Their Services
Free Of Charge

The Northwestern United Doc
tors, licensed by the state for the
treatment of deformities and all
nervous and chronic diseases of
men, women and children, offer to
all who call on this trip consulta-
ton, examination and advice free,
making no charge whatever, ex-
cept for the actual cost OF the
medicine. All that is asked in re
turn for these valuab services ia
that every person treated will state
the results obtained to their friends
and thus prove to the sick and af-
flicted in this locality, that at last
treatments have been discovered
that are absolutely sure and Ger.
tain in their effect.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

License to be from date to July q. 18l1..
Moved by, Alderman Heritage. supported
by Alderman Staff, that above resolu.
ton be adopted.
Ayes-Ald. Boylan. Weber, Heritage, Kim.
ball, NOLAN. Staff, E. c. A. Johnson. Mr.
Presidents.
Nays: None.
Adopted MAY 8, 1911.
Approved May 16. 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

Minnesota and Canadian lands
improved and unimproved. If look
ing for q farm We can interest you.
r +. ]. HUGHES.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

Council Chamber. City of Virginia. MIMI,
May 8. l91l
Resolution No. 23l.
Resolution granting liquor license to
Matt Derosia at 40 Chestnut street.
BY Alderman Kimbal.
Resolved. by the city council of the city
of Virginia, that the application of Matt
Derosia to sell Intoxicating liquors on the
ground floor of the two story building
situate No. 40 Chestnut street. in said
city. be and is hereby granted. and that the
surety bond in the sum of $4,000 be and
is hereby accepted and ordered filed after
the approval of the mayor.
License to be for one year from May II.
1911.
Moved by Alderman Heritage. supported
by Alderman Weber. that above resolu-
ton be adopted.
Ayes: Aid. Boylan, Weber, Heritage.
Kirnban. NOLAN. Staff. E. c. A. Johnson,
Mr.. Presidents.
Nays: None.
Adopted May 9. 1911.
Approved May 16. 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

A HARVARD professor wants the
birth rate regulated by law. Had
he put his proposition up to the
past Legislative body of Minnesota
it would doubtless have received
the support of a majority of men,
bers of that body.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

Council Chamber, City of Virginia. Minn.,
May 8. 1911.
Resolution No. 23O
Resolution granting liquor license to
Chas. Obere at 106 Chestnut street.
BY Alderman Staff.
Resolved by the CITY council of the CITY
of Virginia. that the application OF
Chas. Oberg to sell intoxicating liquors
on the ground floor of the two story build.
ing situate No. 106 Chestnut street. in said
CITY. be and is hereby granted. and that
the surety bond in the sum of $4,000. be
and is hereby accepted and ordered filed
after the approval of the mayor
License to be for one year from May H.
1911.
Moved by Alderman Weber, supported
by Alderman Boylan. that above resolu.
ton be adopted.
Ayes-Ald. Boylan. Weber. Heritage.
Kimball. NOLAN, Staff. E. c. A. Johnson,
MI. Presidents.
Nays-None.
Adopted May 9. 1911.
Approved May IL. 1911.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

A WISCONSIN paper publishes the
statement that Senator Isaac
Stephenson is not naturalized
citizen. If that is true, the average
American citizen has one more
thing for which he may feel justly
proud.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

THIS is the season of the year the
congressman plant political seeds
at government expense. shipping
garden seeds to their constituents.
If you have not received your pack.
age as yet, put it down that your
congressman has quite forgotten
your existence at this time, al.
though you may be assured he will
remember you again at election
time.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

MONEY TO LOAN on easy pay
ments. City and farm lands bought
and sold. LOUIS n. OSBORN,
Phone 1872 Wyoming Ave.
1O-15tf Roman Building.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

BY their developed system, no
more operations for appendicitis,
gall stones, tumors, goiter, piles or
cancer. They were among the first
IN America to earn the name of the
"Bloodless Surgeons" by doing
away with the knife, blood and
pain in the successful treatmentan nd
cure of these dangerous diseases.
Their new treatment for cancer,
tumor, tubercular glands, eating
ulcers and other Malignant rowths
is wonderful in its effect. A germ
destroying fluid is injected hypo-
dermically into the very heart of
the growth until it reaches every
root, fiber, cell and substance. One
trert,nentin many cases is sufficient
to cure.
No matter what your ailment
may be, no matter what others have
told you, no matter what experience
you may have had with other physi.
clans, it will be to your advantage
to see them. Have it forever settled
in your mind. If your case ia incur.
able they will give such advice as
may relieve you and stay the
disease. Do not put off this duty
you owe yourself, your friends, and
your relatives, as Wait this time
costs you nothing and may save
your life.
Remember this free offer is fol-
this trip only.
Married ladies must come with
their husbands and minors with
their parents.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Services Il The First n. {. Church.

Sunday morning worship, 1880
O'Clock.
Sunday School HAS a. m.
Epworth League, $50 p. m.
Sunday evening worship, 7:3O
O'Clock.
Junior League, Friday, 4:15 p. m.
You are cordially invited to at.
tend all these services.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19

=. G. SERMON, Sec'y.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1911-05-19
Macy Wonderful Cures.

So great and wonderful have
been their cures that in many cases
it is hard indeed to find the divid
ing line between skill and miracle
Diseases of the stomach, intestin
es, liver, blood, skin, nerves, heart
spleen, kidneys, or bladder. rheu
matism, sciatica, diabetes, bed-wet
ting, leg, ulcers, weak lungs ane
those afflicted with long-stand
ing deep-seated, chronic diseases
that have bafaed the skill of tn,
family physician, should not fail t.
call.
If you have kidney or bladde,
troubles bring two.ounce bottle
of your urine for chemical analysis
and microscopic examination.
Deafness often cured in sixty
days.