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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-10-06

questions upon which the Republicans
KAYE declansd themselves without equi
UlmsEion-
AER. CARRIERS SPEECH.
Dir Chairman and Gentlemen
The first question which suggests
Itself Tor solution is; Was this quad
r,snMial elaction for the office of Gov
yorf,lnity to the people of this COM
11lnsUealth TO compliment some of her
distinguished citizens, or does the
Stale have real need for an Executive
u the first proposition be true, there
f1fle danger of mistake in choos-
avg either of the two gentlemen who
.srtss lhis distinction; but if this it not
.zhe purpose and there is an use for
j Governor, g1od citizenship demands
kjzaf you divest yourself of unreason-
.1zE g3artisanship, judge fairly between
cjsem. and upon your conscience vote
fcT the one best fitted to serve the
SSrzis-
I'he next question that arises is
What character of man has Kentucky
-zana for as Governor? The two can
,~sssz1es who are asking your suffrage
5gse strongly contrasted, having little
IN common except gentility Permit
H1r 40 make some comparisons of the
characteristics OF the two candidates
vsisbOnt designating; you can assert
Slscm and assign them to one or the
Other as your Judgment suggests, and
b should you decide that the character
i. sSions are not overdrawn and that
yzE and ascribe them alike, we may
;lgTce Jas to who is the most suitable
.7sr ior the position. One is positive,
sctive and progressive-th other is
,e-gxsive, passive and retrogressive;
u ne has his career of usefulness in the
f,,t13re-the other has passed his ca
r-.T OF usefulness; one is the leader
nj public opinion-the other waits for
-pESbe opinion to ''blaze the way;
Cnr rs for doing some things that are
Iaas dome, and for undoing some things
rhsi are done, stating what and why
ghe other is content 70 let most things
rrnlzin as they are but if the people
thiIik there is too much ,of anything
Ee rs in favor, of reducing il and if
ahey fhiiik there is too little of any
. aI1g he is in favor of increasing it;
ono wants to make an epoch in Ken
snclsy's history--the other wants to
round out a lifetime of Office N Office
aCne stands alone for State betterment
the other stands along for personal
y,xeferment; one asks your vote for
srkzt he is ambitious to accomplish
ia. ether asks your vote 10 accomplish
ms ambition; one contends for what
be conceives TO be bcst-the other ac-
S-ents what is conceded to be exped-
lent; one has a position about every
..ysse srion-the other has a question
.abouf every position; one has a pur-
rose in his election-the other has
E.as election as his purpose; one seeks
An opportunity 10 do something for
che Ssxfe-fhe other seeks opportun-
I.ncs Tor the State to do something
for him; one disregarding political
consequences said these are my
,avrws"-the other with obsequious-
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-10-06
John E. GARNER is
OUT FOR O'REAR
Former Mayor Of the Clark County Capital and One
Her ablest Citizens Delivers Character
istic Speech at Paducah.
Democrats Adopted Platform Only Because They Were Driven to it
and Said as Little as They Dared on Live Issues
McCreary Stands for any old Thing

Hon John f. Garner, former May
ar OF winchester, and in his earlier
ysnrs one of the saalwart Democrats
,oF Clark county, delivered On addrsss
u-ish Judge O'Rear at Paducah Tues
yisy afternoon that was an excesd-
fnysy effective presentation Of the is
ssu-ss of the campaign. He contrast
"a AbcCraary and OiRear and what
shry stand for and pointed out that
s'sae 0sas a grent work ahsad of him
lyizsle the othr merely wants TO roun
q1gr4 a car ,er of Office holding in Of
Eles-
AR. Garner declared that the DEM
.scrais wsne driven to adopt a plat
1cfTn and then tried TO see how little
rhs,y conld say on vital issues. A
ssrBng point was his suggestion that
II .he Democrats really favor what
hey recite in their platform it is
s.lr-sms that in all the years they
lave controlled the General Assembly
u rs a little remarkable that they
slzD.= naver put any of them upon the
sSrz-,s1iAe books. The Democratic plat
Turn us significant in its absolute
ssjl.sBce about the redistricting of the
aSnaae, the repaal of the odious regis
s-anon o,ntificate, bipartisan con-
1.rCg OF prisons and odhcr important
rgiIesxsiGns upOn which the Republicans
h4se declansd themselves without equi
u M7Eion-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
GET ACQUAINTED"
4 GETTING RESULTS
Iort Line officials Pleased
with First of Series of
Trips Planned.

1vben the Get Acquainted special Of
il Oregon Short Line returned yester-
al morning from its "trip through south
"A Idaho and portion Of Wyoming
,ory member OF the party was enthusl-
.,c over the results SO far attained
<Inrins the people into closer touch
III the heads OF the various depart
.,,ta nj the road is the-en in view OF
rs series OF Journeys, and from the mum
4. and variety OF requests which were
.-e,vad and piaced on iiie by The repre-
'afatIves OF the various departments II
evident that the people are taking au-
.nfage Of the opportunity TO get ac-
Ialnted. AZ,
.esIne The trip. said: when a citizen
some one not in authority 10 speak
.dnifely. there is often dissatisfaction
.ca1Ise OF necessary delay In giving an
ever II is the purpose In making
|ase, trims TO have each department rep
rsnted by some ore with authority 10
|onk with reasona Dle certainty regarding
.ny OF the questions raised and thus
r will he able 10 cut out some OF the
,d tape
Din the initial trip that ended ycster-
|v the party of officials visited ASH
NJ. st. Anthony. ReNbure. Righy. Shelley,
nho Falls, Mackay. Arco. sterling. ABB
Kemmerer. CokcVillc. Mont
Her. Soda Springs, Bancroft and Nc
'mmon
This week the party will MAKE three
|ys tour of all the towns in the Weber
III Cache valleys.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
Railroad Notes.

y a. Reeves. general freight agent of
b Oregon Short Line. returned yester-
IA from an official businss trip 10 san
'lrcisco. He reports The coast me-
opolis as already mauifcsrne great in
res, IN preparations Tor the 1915 canal
'nosition.
By special train over the Western Pa
Dc Monday morning will arrive four Of
3 Chief officials OF the Denver & Rio
rande and Western Pacific roads The
|rfy Includes e, ~. SChlacks first
ce president Of both roads. H. w
arkc. second vice president of the Den
'r & Rio Graude. Traffic Manager A.
Hughes ana General Passenger Agent
"a. WawIcieh both OF the ucnvor *
% Grandc. These officials. who have
en hodinc \ conference i'm san Fran
SEQ. arc making an inspection tour OF
eir lines.
n is rumored i'm railroad circles. hut
lIy rumored. that tho appointment OF a
|ccessor 1" the late !. &. Daley super
fen1ent oi Tie Utah lines OF the Denver
Ria Grande. may be forthcoming early
IS week
y. NJ. sloan. general freight agent Of
e Salt Lake Route. who has been in
e ci;y for three DAYS left last night
+ his headquarters in Los Angeles.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
DOCTOR PRAISES D. D. D.

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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
Pinples
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

defraud the Continental National bank
out OF $500, 600. although the failure of the
concern involved about 81, 900 600. The
defendants have been at liberty ON bonds
which were furnished Immediately after
indictments had been returned against
them.
The plan already decided upon is for
Booth to be permitted to escape on the
payment OF fine. probably $4,000 or
$4,000 while Robbins is to go free. Much
Indignation was expressed among the
creditors. of the Booth concern when the
plans Of States Attorney WayInan be-
came known today. ], Is expected that
strong protest will be made and that the
creditors will insist on both Booth and
Robbins being placed on trial before "a
Jury.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
Large Piece of Steel Arrives for
Use of Big Local Banking
Institution

On specially constructed truck
drawn by twelve horses the immense
door to the safe deposit vaults of the
National Copper bank was drawn from
the depot TO the bank building last
Friday. This is part of the four car
loads of steel which will enter into the
construction of the plant.
The high mechanical skill involved
in the installation requires the York
Safe and Lock company, the manufac
turers, TO send representative 10 Salt
Lake TO superintend the work. Storage
vaults for the safe keeping Of large
packages are part of the PLAN and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
IAY HONOR TAFT AND
LATE KING EDWARD
Hinnway From New York 10
Montreal.
.Assncialal -.

AsSOClaie1 Press.
PLATTSBURG. y. Y. April 22.-A
'yement has been iuauguratcd 20 name
proposed New York TO Montreal in
rnational highway IN honor OF President
IN and the late King Edward out OF
rognition OF their efforts in the cause
peace.
George \. SimarJ Of Montreal. chair
IN Of the Canadian committee formed
'accompI!sh Tie building Of Che Cana .
an end Of the road. made the sucges-
'n to name that part Of the intcyua .
'nal highway King Edward road. and
owar5 -. H3dtey. chairman OF the com
|f'ee formed 70 bring about the build
3 OF the near portion of the highway,
Egcsted IL he named TAFT road.
pr W,ifr,d Lauricy premier Of Canada.
.known 90 favor the plan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
kIERNAN is JAILED
IN DEFAULT OF BAIL
BY Associated Press.

NORWICH y. Y. April 22-PatrIck +.
klernan. former president Of the de-
funct Fidelity Funding company. whose
crash involved many Catholic insttu- =
tions throughout the country. pleaded not
guilty today TO the indictments charging
larceny I'm the first degree. I'm default
of bail he was placed In sail.
The indictments charge Kicrnan with
obtaining $40 o0U from the First National
bank Of Earyllle on Il false statement
Of his financial condition lie came here
from NcE. York yesterday after Chenan-
go county officials had gone to New York
for him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
i6E Is No OBSTACLE
TO YOUTHFUL BEAUTY
ell Known Beauty Chemist Explains
How Women Can Always
Look Young

f' Years ago, write. Z. Uowarth
Fyden in Fashions women took It
! g matter OF course when beauty fed
lth approaching age. Today II is
lherent. for many little helps make
possible 10 stay the destructive hand
Father Time.
r' Little effort is now required for
'lady 10 retain OF regain symmct.
Gal form. n vc!yety skin and youth
~ complexion or an abundance ot
sdiant hair. and with these little helps
'cry woman can hr beautiful
1H TO ROUND OUT THE FORM ra.
n1res more than massaging. The
|arved underlying tissues should be
ncouraged 20 healthy activity. and
men this l. done angular lines van.
'n, hollOws round out and the form
ssumes rs true shape and harmonious
roportlons.
Fl The best formula for thi, purpose
known as the Eaucairc method, and
/. >.here given:
= cupfuls sugar.
pint water,
ounce gallnl.
1. Inc gellol should be stirred i'm the
frup and $40 teaspoonfuls taken he
PIC meals. This viii round out and
tfautlfN tue figure without Increasing
pe weight.
rYoUTurUL BLOOM TO THE
'hlN follows the use OF GOOD mas.
PIG cream, and the ono given below
Sunres large pores, rids the skin OF
packheads, pimpes and bauishes sal
'"nesS or the oily. shiny condition.
! pint boiling wafer.
ounces ccrOl.
4 et'r cerol in the boiling water and
%ao roughly dissolve Keep stirring nm.
n smooth and creamy Massage into
/, u ros,iil sHin after washing and driving
fletnliy. and you will be surprised nj
rs dehghifu texture and smoothness
'ru @ rose TINT which follows It's use.
~ INITIATING FUII is quickly
,;pvved with simple paste made by
.Ahg powdered delol and water.
..pret the hairy surface and after two
.nree minutes rub off and wash the
.,u ~. ,snd the hairs are gone. seldom
~ IL require second application. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
JUMPS TO HIS DEATH
IN PRESENCE OF BRIDE
By Associated Press.

HOT SPRINGS, Ark. April 2o.-WhIle
his bride OF three weeks looked on, pow
erless to prevent the act, William Black.
said 10 be from Kansas. committed sui
eide today by jumping from a bridge into
the Ouachita river near this place.
Black invited his wife TO accompany
they reached Ciardners bridge. three
miles from Hot Springs, Black stopped
the horse. leaped from the buggy and
jumped into the river forty feet below.
Ladies gold watch free. Page three
G.. & 4. Co
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
BOOTH AND ROBBINS
WILL ESCAPE TRIAL
In Indignation Manifested by Creditors OF
the Defu1ct Fish Com
pany.
BY Leased wire to The Tribune.

by I"dstU WHO 10 ] Nt JTIDUH'.
CHICAGO. April CIV, V. Booth, for
mer president of the fish firm OF A. Booth
G. Co, Will not have to stand trial in the
criminal court. Neither will Frederick r.
Robbins. former assistant treasurer of the
concern, be forced 10 face n judge and
jury for his alleged misdeeds.
Despite extraordinary secrecy on the
part OF States Attorney Wayman and his
assistants IL was learned today that a
plan had been arranged by which Booth
will be fined and Robbins will be dis
charged later.
The specific charge against Booth and
Robbins is that OF having conspired To
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
CHAPMAN COMES WEST.

icaeo oHic al Takes Place With Puget
Sound Railroad.
Leased Wire to The Tribune.
cHICAGO April 22.-A Z. Chapman
10 has been with the passenger DEPART
MT of the Chicago. Milwaukee & St
hi road for twenty years. has been ap-
|nted general agent OF the passenger de-
rtmenI of the Puget Sound road. with
at Seattle. Wash. where he
II take charge on Nav I. For ten years
has been city ticket agent Of the
-cecded hy e. /. Keith, who has been
assislant
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Thursday evening Mrs. II. 7. Corn
well celebrated her birthday by enter
tanning the members of Yc Old Albany
club at the residence Of her daughter,
Mrs. t. w. Cutler. on l6l Fourth ave
auc. The parlors were decked i'm green
and white with beautiful palms. Easter
lilies and white carnations and the
evening was spent in playing old fash
loncd games. Prizes were won by Mrs
George Smith, Miss Clara Hill. Mrs
Richard Eatough. Mrs Saiusbury and
Mr.. and Mrs. James Hin. Sr. After
the games refreshments were served.
Mrs Cornwcll was the recipient of
many beautiful gifts from the club and
club members
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

One-third of on all pongee. black
satin and cloth coats Segil S Sample
Cloak Store. 3S South Main street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

the boxes are to be fitted with the
interchangeable key locks,' insuring
the greatest degree of safety and Sc
crecy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Oncthird off on ull poHgee. black
satin and cloth coats Scgil 5 Sample
Clouk Store, IS South Main street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Compile are in town for visit Of a few
days with friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs h. f. Baucr and their
daughter gave bridge party at their
home on Friday night last
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Ladies gold watch free. Page three
& & Co
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Misses Rose Stamm and Blanche Howe
entertained at n kitchen shower for
Miss Dot Howe. whose marriage to j.
II. Pitt takes place in the near future
About thirty-siX guests were present.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
MISCELLANEOUS EVENTS.

a silver tea will be given next Fri
day evening, April 2s. during the hours
from s to 10 at the home of Mrs.
Charles Allcott, 5t4 South Main street.
This is given under the direction of the
Beeman.Josi section of the Ladies Aid
society of the First Methodist church.
All friends of the church are urged TO
attcnd.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Miss Dean Alder and Miss Helen FL
lerhcck entertained nj a box party at
the Orpheum Wednesday evening for
Miss Helen Woodruff, who left yester,
day TO spend some time in California.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Members of the Glee club were en-.
tertaincd by Core Martin ut her home,
s6@ South Tenth East street, chaperoued
by Mrs. Carter Those present were
Burns. HELEN Bottoms, Nina Grifins.
Florence Tucker and Cora Martin.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

The Social Contest club will meet at
the home Of Miss MYRTLE Bricrs. 1861
West Fourth South street. Tuesday af,
ternoon at 30.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

There are mauv affairs i'm honor OF
the classes Of graduating nurses these
days Or. Jane SkolfcId having given
delightful theater party on Friday
night for the entire class which leaves
Lhe J. y. s. hnsnital.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Miss Lucille Morrison entertained the
members of the L. T. 500 club Thurs
day evening, the Prize-winucr being
Miss jamie GiIlctt The decorations
were in yellow Tor Easter week
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23
Society

Continued from Page Ten.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Mrs d. p. Felt entertained her sis.
ters and cousins in honor of Mrs. c. NJ
Ward Of San Francisco on Wednesday.
Mrs. Ward viii return next week. In
the party were Ncsdamcs Mary Reich.
George l.. Smart, George Hawarth. Or.
son Speirs. T. 4. Gregory, George
Speirs Eiiic Speirs Stokes. Cora Speirs
Jensen, Alice Spcirs Goddard. Lucy
Spcirs Ward, Bessie Speirs Browning.
Miss Ella Pendlcton and the hostess.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Mrs. Homer w. Sherwood viii enter.
tain the Thursday Afternoon Bridge
club this week at her home, 633 Eighth
aEenue
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Mr. and Mrs. Noble Warrum enter
tanned company of friends at de-
lightful bridge party last Monday even
ing at their home
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Mrs. Annie Laird entertained at a
party and family reunion Thursday
evening at her new home on Twelfth
South in honor of her sister. Mrs viii.
liam Chase who leaves Friday for
Portland. Orc, TO Join her husband.
where they win make their home The
rooms were decorated with carnations
and ferns. \ supper was served Games
and music passed pleasant evening.
those present being Mr. and Mrs. Ed
Laird. Mr.. and Mrs. j. Laird Mr. and
Mrs. William Mexican, Sr.. Mr. and
Mrs William MrKean, Jr,, Mr. and
Mrs. John Mexican. Mr. and Mrs Ed
Collinson. Mrs. Chase, Mrs Sarah
Price, Misses Lizzie Mexican. Norah
Toots and Lula Laird, Mcssrs. Hugh
and Clyde Mexican. Charles Engebrect
son. Mrs. Chase was presented with a
handsome silver handbag and hand
painted dish as token of esteem.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

4 number Of affairs arc planned for
Miss Thcora Hoffman. bride of the
coming week. among them a luncheon
on Monday by Miss Lily Shores and
shower on Tuesday afternoon by Miss
Bessie Wiiles
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-04-23

Mrs. WiIford Moyle will entertain
the members of the Tuesday Card club
at her home in the Dorius apartments
on Tuesday next.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-10-07

Ayres was of the Red d Line She
made the third of November a red
letter day for me.
"A boats crew sent to investigate
the queer object sighted off North
Caicos found me senseless in the half
sunk funnel of the Stirling Castle,
which was lying on its side closed by
wreckage, as though my last lucid eff
forts had been to pen myself in from
seeing, touching, tasting, or handling
the accursed stuff beneath and
around me.
81 was near dead of delirium and
thirst-and from the latter l still suf-
fer chronically to this day, sir But
it would seem that had waited, thus
shut in, until my hated island had
wasted and sunk in the pitiless sea,
rather than the nauseating, all preva-
lent rice pudding should pass my lips
again.
And this is why, if you must know,
my other eccentricities are but whim-
sizes to this one consuming hatr ID for
this ubiquitous Wand. This is why
rage like a maniac even to see it on
bill of fare. This is why l fly from
it as though it stung like a serpent
and bit like an adder, and why |
shockingly abuse old or young WHOM
l find addicted to its use. AS parsley
to a parrot as a red rag to a bull,
as water to a rabid dog-so rice pud-
ding is to Thaddeus Skewton Skid
more, eX-journalist and soldier of the
common good"
Thus the tale ended