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The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1911-05-24

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tor the Daily Item and watchm IN and
southron by the United Contest Ad-
sertisins company. will be the means
OF distributing 5000 worth of prizes
among those who interest themselves
In securing new subscribers for those
newspapers. The contest for the six
valuable prizes will be close and ex-
citing and will arouse great interest
We feel sure. The contestants who
begin early and make an active can
vass for subscriptions stand the best
chance OF winning one Of the capital
prizes,
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1911-05-24

OF the bitterest sort Of fight put up
by the local buyers and some com
mission men, the exchange had come
TO handle nearly two-thirds Of the
farm products Of the peninsula.
while the average price obtained had
exceeded that Of the preceding three
year period by probably 80 cents a
hnrrnl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

Heads 20. tails l stay" said His I-ordship.
He spun the silver piece in the air. and as
it fell upon the table he put his hand over it
Once. while shooting in South Africa, he
had been surprised by lion which struck down
his black gun bearer beside him. He hadn't hest
tatcd to so to the Of that benishted kaiiir
With only small revolver-a sort Of sublimat ed
pop-gun-and he still bore the mark Of the lions
claw his left check he hadn't hcstated
then. but now 1t was half minute be-
fore he lifted his hand
Heads it His I.ordship and stood
staring down the coin for with
sOmbre eyes. All at once he obsessed by
vast loncliness-it if something had been
taken ont of his life. But after all he had no
quarrel with Fate; he'd go away, Of course. 1t
the decent conventional thing to do. He
shook off vague disappointment and tapped the
bell on the table beside him. Chambers. his secre-
tary, entered.
Il say. Chambers. please set Curtis to pack
ing. His l.ordship directed. Were going to clear
out Of this place. Well jolly we'll haul freight.
they say here you know"
For lack Of something better to do he went
out and snun around Central Park for couple
Of hours in the big red automobile. which con
stantly awaited his pleasure at the side entrance.
lie dared the speed la Ms boldly, and didn't even
get rise out Of policeman, So bored, and dis
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

find game there. sir Buffalo is city Of nearly
half million population"
Half mon--:" His 1ordship stared at
Chambers blankly. Cad, the at the cigar
counter said they Wild all over the shop. up
there. I'll lay sovereign he spooting me- By
Jove!' He silent moment. Anyway,
were going somewhere directly. Have everything
packed"
TWAS less than an hour la ter that Chambers
entered the room. His students face usually
nscrutablc showed evidence of deep
Your Lordship-" he began.
"Chambers!" His Lordship rcprovcd
Il beg pardon sr--Mr. Wayne" Chambers
rected himself quickly. The lady to see you, sir
Lord WcX- Burton his feet With
sudden eagcrncss in his manner, then turned upon
his secretary slowly.
The lady?' he questioned languidy. You
mean Miss Livingstone"
Yes sir. She seems a bit upset, sir"
For moment His Lordship merely stared.
What did it mean? She here? She, the girl from
whom he about to away? What could
have brought her?
she looks as if she'd been crying. sir"
CRYING" BY Jove you know. by Jovc!''
Affected Incidence slid from His I.ordship like
water from ducks back; he strobe past Cham
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

gusted, and irritated at the sudden
emptiness Of existence, he squirmed
his way back down Fifth Avenue to
the hotel.
He paused in the office to pick
UP an afternoon paper. and as ne
did SO one Of the clerks leaned for
ward across the counter and spoke
cautiously TO two men who seemed
to be waiting Both of them turned
instantly and stared at Lord Wex-
Burton's back. They were still star
ing when he turned and went to the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

WdTQ across the counter ana spoke
cautiously TO two men who seemed
to be waiting. Both of them turned
instantly and stared at Lord W-ex-
Burtons back. They were still star
ing when he turned and went to the
cigar counter, and their eyes fol-
lowed him as he stepped into an ele-
vator and was whisked upward. Then
the heavier OF the two men turned to
the other.
That's Your man, Cassidy" he said
tersely Don't let him get ten feet out
Of your sight"
He WON'T said Cassidy, conf
IDENTIFY.
Whereupon Mr.. Stevens Birnes. head
of one Of the ableSt private detective
agencies in the United states, strobe out
Of the hotel, leaving his assistant on
guard.
Meanwhile. in his own apartments.
Lord Wex-Burton glanced through an
article on the first page Of the after
noon newspaper. 1t was mere reitera-
ton of what had been in tho morning
papers The Barton Stokes necklace Of
black pearls had been recovered. It was
tcrse statement from Mr.. Franklin
Barton Stokes the noted financier Of
Wall Street, son Of Mrs. Barton Stokes,
who owned the necklace. to the effect
mat the pearls had been found and
the case was at an end Oddly enough
he neglected TO state how and when the
necklace had been found. which opened
an unlimited field Of speculation TO the
fertile III II d @ q Money. .-,-.,---
WeS Burton forgot TO be bored S he
read their conjecturcs; he even smiled
a little. for he knew how and when.
Chambers entered noisclessly.
IF YOU don't mind telling me where
we are to go, sir, and When he re-
ruestcd. III have 10 make bookings
and arrange for the luggage, sir"
Where do we go. and when?" His
Lordship pondercd the question deeply.
Suddenly an inspiration came You
know, Chambers. toddlcd over here to
get shot at a BUFFALO" he rema rked
BY Jove, Vel just tackle the lion in
his lair. Well just go to Buffalo. If
there aren't any buffaloes in Buffalo.
then where would the buffalocs be. oh.
what?'
Il beg pardon. sir" and Chambers
was gravcly respectful. but you'd hardly
G there. sir. Buffalo is city Of nearly
ilon population"
Million His Lordship stared at
5 blankly. Cad, the man at the cigar
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-05

r INVARIABLY Lord Wcx- Burton
decided questions OF grea
d moment by tossing Il coin; and
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
LAUREL.

Miss Maud Stewart spent the past week
in Baltimore.
Miss Julia Jenkins. of Baltimore. has
been the guest OF the Misses Putnam.
Mrs James A Boss had as her guest
during the week. Miss Lucy Barber, OF
Baltimore.
Mrs Mary Brahme left this week for
Baltimore to visit her son, Mr.. Hall
Brehme.
Mrs. Franklin w. Taylor and her chill
dren. are the guests OF friends in Sandy
Spring for the week.
Mrs. Hugh Clarkson returned form
Haymarket, Va, this week. Mr.. and
Mrs. Clarkson will make their home ir
Washington this winter.
Mrs. FItz Hinrichs, OF Riverdale, visited
In Laurel Wednesday.
The property Of DR.. Harley in Laure
avenue has been purchased by Prof
Henry Baughman, of Baltimore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Clarkson have
returned from a visit TO relatives II
Mount Washington.
Miss Lilly Barber, who returned from
China recently, gave an Interesting tall
! Sunday night at ST. Philips Church, OF
mission work in China. in which she hal
been engaged for the past six years. Miss
Barber, who has been the guest OF Mrs
Stanley during the past week, left Wed
nesday for her homo in Virginia, whence
she will return 20 China to take up hel
work there next August.
| Miss Kelly. of Baltimore, is the gues
\ of Mrs. John W. williams.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
CLEVELAND PARK.

Miss Yuumans who has been spending
the summer in Europe. has returned to
her duties as teacher of elOCution at the
National Cathedral School for Girls.
Miss Moody has returned 10 her posi-
tion as head Of tho department Of math"-
matics at tho Cathedral School for Girls.
after an absence Of one wear.
Miss CathIoen Crane has left for New
York city. after spending two weeks
with her cousin. Miss Eva Burrell.
An attractive housewarminG rccep-
tion was held on Friday e"cnng by the
Cleveland Park Athletic Club. at their
lodge at Connecticut avenue and Newark
street The guests were received by the
president. Mr.. William Upton, and by
Mcssrs. Herbert SchoenreId, q. Morse
Robinson. and ]. Peyton Seibert The
house was lttractivcly decorated in
green's and flowers. Refreshments were
served. Mesdames Upton, Schoenteid.
and Soibert. and Miss Agnes Miller, as
sistng.
Mr. and Mrs Harold Belts are re-
ceivjng congratulations on the birth OF
a son.
Miss Sarah Gumison. who was here for
the opening Of the National Cathedral
School for Girls, has returned to her
home.
Mrs. A. Y. Gray left the early part of
last week for Atlantic City. where she
will spend a few weeks.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

William s. Greene in North Washington
street during the week.
Prof. and Mrs. Willoughby Reed and
their two little children have returned
from Arlington, wnere they spent the
summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Payne and Master
Robert Payne, jr., are the guests of
Mrs Payne's mother Mrs. Fills, in Balti-
more.
Mrs. Samuel II. Westcott and Miss
Katherine Westcott OF Montgomery,
Ala, are the guests OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Slaymaker, in Rosemont
Mrs. Henry Pinkney Frost, of Boston,
and Mrs. Albert Grigg, of Danville, were
the guests of Miss Cora Cochrane dur
ing the past week.
Mrs. Frederick T. Russell has returned
from a months visit to friends in New
London, Conn.
Miss Christina Kemper has returned
from a visit to."Stuart Hail." in Staun-
ton.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
The Late Max G. seckendorf.

At the meeting of the Grldiron Club
Yesterday, Mr.. II. Conquest Clarke Of
fered the following resolution, which was
adopted by rising vote:
The sad occasion which calls US to-
gether makes it fitting and appropriate
to place on record a reference TO the
loss which the club has recently sus-
tained in the death Of Max Gebhard
Seckendorff a charter member of this
organization. No member Of the club
held a warmer place in the affections OF
his associates; none maintained higher
standard i'm his profession. or gained a
more honOred place in the regard of the
public men of his adopted country and
in the esteem of the representatives Of
foreign powers with whom he was thrown
in contact at the National Capital. His
lamented death, occurring as il did while
he was visiting relatives in Germany.
the land of his nativity. deprived the
Gridiron Club of the privilege of paying
honor to his remains, but on this. the
first occasion of our meeting since his
death. the members of the Gridiron Club
order spread upon its minutes this eN-
preston or their appreciation OF his
services to the club and TO journalism,
and of their grief at his untimely death -
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
HYATTSVILLE.

Miss Matte =. Kendrick, of Natchez.
Miss. and Mr.. Jules F. Jaquet, OF this
place. were married Wednesday last at
the home of the brides sister, Mrs.
William SchofeId in East Hyattsville.
The ceremony was performed by the
Rev. ]. c. Ball. of Washington. MIR.
and Mrs Jaquet are in New YORK. and
upon their return. will reside In the bride
groom's new home on the Edmonston
road, near HyRttsville.
Mrs. Nellie Nolan. of Philadelphia, will
spend the month of November with Mrs.
James c. Rogers. of Johnson avenue.
Miss Cora Rogers. who has been spend
ing the summer with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. william S. Rogers, Columbia
avenue. has returned to Memphis, Tenn,
to resume her duties as teacher IN that
city.
Prof. and Mrs. II. r. Kerr have re-
turned from a visit to the latter's par
ents in Belleview, n. ].
Mrs. Jack and children are in Baltimore
spending a few days prior TO their de-
parture for the West, where they vii
join Mr.. Jack.
Announcement is made of the ap'
preaching wedding of Miss Dorothy
Bourne Pierson, daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Romeyn Pierson, of Bloomfield
NJ L.. and Lieut.. &illisRz Francis Be
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
MISS EVELYN CHEW.

Mrs. J. r Stewart Mr.. and Mrs. A.
Warfeld. Or. Charles kefer. Miss Tracy.
Miss Helen Brown. Miss Helen Emery.
and Mrs. Barry Adams.
Mrs J Maury Dove. OF Southampton
street. who spent the simmer with her
mother. Mrs Frank A Gardener. ;,t her
summer home Vineyard Haven. Me. has
returned to her home.
Mr and Mrs. Theodore H. TiIcr the
former correspondent for the WASH
ngton Times. end the Saturday Evening
Post. have LEASED the Crane house in
Oliver street.
Miss G. f. Brain. OF Danvill~, Va.
spent the weekend with Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert l. Corhy At their home in East
Kirke street.
The many friends Of Mis- q. Thomas
Dunlop. of North Chevy Chase. will be
glad to learn that she is c"nval"sC"nt
from her recent operation at Garfield
Hospital. and she expects to b" taken to
her home within the next week.
Miss Estella anu Miss Italy Garter.
daughters Of RepreS"ntativ" and Mrs.
Charles Garter. II West LenoX street.
will attend IN" Hamilton School this
winter.
Miss Mabel Latham. Of West bradley
| lane who has beer spending some tim"
at Norfolk Va. has returned 1" her
home. and her lister Miss Edna Latham.
who has been >p'ndinG the summer at
| Marthas Vineyard. Mass. aS IN" guest
Of DR. and Mr>. T. ueman Ahh". has also
returned to her meme.
! Mrs. J. Drought. Of Texas. is the guest
/ of her sister and brother-in-law. Mr.
and Mrs. W. II. Booth, of East Bradley
3
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Henri Myers trk"s place at All Souls
Episcopal Chur IN next week. Among
those present wcr" Miss Vera Jones.
Miss Mary MrCUnhin. Mrs. Chester Cay
wood. Miss I.uril" Jones. Miss Ma" Will
son Miss Mae Ford, Miss Evelyn NAL
colin. Miss Ruth MiIlard, and Miss Char
leue Browne"
Rev. and Mrs. Robert Cunnard. of Nir-
giuia VII" We're recently married. are in
Chevy Chase spending their honeymoon
a, the home Of IN" groOm's sister and
! hrother-iu-law Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Giovaunol OF Shepherd street
| Mrs NJ Cusa"k and daughter. Miss
! Cusa"k. Ar" building new house in
| Raymond street.
! Dr. James Armitlg" Emery. Of Grafton
street who with ~. Marion Dorset have
been on fishing trip to Rieyvillc. Va.
| Front RoyaI Va. and Luray. Va. have
returned to his home.
! Dr. and Mrs. l.. J. Ramag" arr the
house guests "f Mr. and Mrs. l. f.
Shoemaker. Of Grafton street.
Mr. l.. \. Rogers. who spent som" tIrr-
! in Europe. and Mrs. Rogers. who has
/ been in Main" Tor the summer have
both returned 10 their HON" in Oliver
street
! Mrs Chester Caywood. Of Takona
/ II. 4
con mt her home ~" past week in honor
/ Of Miss Alva Jones Whose, marriage Ia
| Mr. Henry Myers. will take place on Oc-
| Ioh..r II. and Mis- Nerda JOue~. whose
marriac. to Mr. clyde Carr II will take
place in November. Among those pies
ent. were Miss Ma" Ford. Miss Mary
! McCuhhin Miss Mae Wilson. Miss char
Ilenc Browne. Mrs. Hoover Bankard, and
! Miss Miriam CaywoOd.
Mrs William i. Halliday. and her
daughter and sNI-in-law. Dr. and Mrs
ID Wing "C Los Angeles. cal. are guests
Of MIS-. Frank : Bright, "f Garfield
stree.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Crane. Of Oliver
street have leased their house and have
gone to New York city to spend the
winter
NIr. amt Mrs. f.. II. Dyer. Of Oliver
] street. gave a farewell bridC" party a.
their home the past week in honor OF
Mrs. J. !. crane. who will spend tho win
ter in New York city. Among those
present were Mr. and Mrs. II. p. How
ard ir. Nj .'ud Mrs. Edward Young
and Mr.. and Mrs. ". K. Roberts.
Dr and Mrs. James Armitage Emery
Of Ora afton street. entertained at dinner
the past week. when their guests included
Mr. and Mrs. RaIph L. Barnard. DR.. and
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
MeloroSe Face Powder

The perfection Of toilet daiEties. One Of the Tery
few poudsrS that not harmful to the skin.
hel0ose improves the cumpleTiOn and protects the
Akin from heat. cold. wind. dust &C. as would a
fine Teil. particularly when busted on the face over
. HnAn amount Of Meloruse Cram removing the
Shine" upon the skin that makes the best Rroomed
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
AMONG THE CLUBS.

The League of American Pen Women
held its regular monthly meeting last
Monday night in the west study hall Of
the Public Library. There was good
attendance. Mrs Hamilton presiding.
and important business was transacted.
A resolution prepared by Miss Hyde.
past president of the league and chair
man on the formation of plans for or
ganization of auxilIaries. was favorably
considered by 4 majority vote. This ac-
ton makes the League of American Pen
Women a national organization. with
offices and headquarters in Washington
and branches in different States. The
league has been national in its scope since
its formation, inasmGCh as the member
ship contained names of writers from
all parts of the United States, with a
few in foreign countries. Its members
may now form branches wherever
sufficient number can qualify for applica-
ton.
Since the beginning of the autumn sea
son for meetings OF the league, the
membership has been increased by four
teen journalists. authors, editors, or illus
traitors. each prominent in her line OF
literary work. They are as follows:
Mrs Maria Frink. Naples, y. Y; Miss
Elizabeth V. Brown, Washington, d. c.:
a
Nebr: Mrs. Bertha Gressier, Detroit.
Mich: Mrs. Cora +. Cross. Fort WORTH
Tex: Mrs Mary L. Miller. Trenton. S
c: Mrs Mary NJ North. Snow Hill. Nd;
Miss Bertha F. Wolfe, Washington, ID. e;
Mrs. Lucy Seward Noble. Cedar Falls
Iowa: Mrs. Elenita T. Kirkpatrick,
Paris. Tex: Mrs. Sarah Bangs Merritt
Lostant, Ill; Mrs. Frances NJ. Parrott'
Waterloo, Iowa; Mrs. Flo Jamlson Mill
Minnie
l. Brantly, Fort Worth, Tex.
District Of Columbia Chapter, Daugh-
ters OF Founders and Patriots Of Ameri-
ca. was entertained Monday afternoon
by Mrs Francis A. St. Clair, 1919 T
street. The usual business was trans
acted and several new members were
admitted. Under the head OF Colonial
echoes from our summer outings. Mrs
Thomas II. Johnston told Of places and
things Of colonial interest, which she had
seen in different parts Of Virginia, and
Mrs. st. Clair gave an account OF a visit
! to Bermuda dwelling especially on items
Of colonial association.
! The Washington Section. Council of
Jewish Women. will hold its first meet
! ing Of the season on Tuesday afternoon,
! october 10, at 2:3O o'clock, in the vestry
rooms Of the Eighth street Temple. As
is customary at these meetings. most
| interesting programme has been ar
| ranged Miss HOrtense Brylawski will
| have a paper on The beliefs and SUI
perstitions Of the Middle Ages and Mrs.
! Harold Pack will briefly review Current
! events The musical portion of the
programme. too. is a promised treat,
| Miss Florence Herman having piano
| solo, and Miss Irma Stern vocal one.
! The plans for the years work will be
discussed, after which a sociable social
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
CASTRO AGAIN LOCATED.
ExiIed President of Venezuela Is
SOiOurninE on Island.

Cipriano Castro. former President OF
Venezuela. who was deposed several
years ago. has again been found. accord
ing to advices received yesterday at the
State Department
Acting Secretary of State Adee refused
to give the name of the island on which
Castro is sojourninE or the source of the
information. Several months ago Castro
disappeared from his former home in the
Canary Islands. and a search was insti-
tUted to locate him. lie was reported as
being in Lisbon. Gibraltar. Port au
Prince and several other places, and
there were other reports that he had
landed in Venezuela for the purpose OF
leading a revolution against the govern
ment, but his actual Whereabouts was
never really asCertained.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
GEORGETOWN.

Mr. and Mrs II. y. Simms and their
daughter Elizabeth have just returned
from a "trip to Europe.
Mrs Margaret l.. Harvey will spend
the winter with her married daughter.
Mrs. Smith. whose husband is one Of
the surgeons stationed at tn" Ports
mouth N. H. Navy Yard.
Miss Elosc Orme has left /" attend
school 1T sweet Briar College, near
Lynchburc, Va
Mr Lloyd Smoot and his family arr
leaving Gcorc"toWn the latter part uf
this month lol Jacksonville. Fla. whcr"
Mr.. Smoot has accepted an important
position on the ..tIfI of engineers Of that
ciSy. The Smoots comprise ono of the
most prominent families OF Georgetown,
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

Turner Moore. of Reading Pa. at a
large tea given in her honor in that
city. Those who were present at the
wedding were Mrs. Lucy Davis ErgoOd,
mother of the bride; Mr.. and Mrs. LIE
Roy A. Glider Mr.. James Glider, Mr..
and Mrs. J. Turner Moore, and Miss
Martha Ellen Moore. Mrs. John w.
Rurson. Miss Winnie Davis, and group
Of George Washington University boys
classmates OF Mr.. Kemper.
The marriage Of Miss Rose Bernadette
SeIIinger. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
Matthias F. Kayhoc. TO Mr.. Walter Viii
lard Hall will take place on Thursday
evening. October l.. At st. Marks Lu'
thcrau Church. The ceremony will be
performed at = o'clock.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

hour will give opportunity for the sea-
sons greetings All members and their
friends will be cordially welcomed.
The first regular meeting of the La
dies Auxiliary Society Of the Eighth
Street Temple was held in the vestry
rooms of the temple last Tuesday after
noon at , o'clock Miss Edith Stras-
burger rendered a delightful piano solo.
and Dr. Abram Simon gave a talk on
current topics. social hour followed.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08

van. U. s. NJ. c., brother of Mrs. Robert
w. Wells, of this place. The wedding
VIII take place Thursday evening. Oc-
tober 26, in. the First Presbyterian
Church, Bloomfield, n. ]. The prospec-
tive bridegroom is a nephew OF United
States Senator Isador Rayner.
The Washington herald., 1911-10-08
MeloroSe Rouse

Unlike and superior to any other; won't rub OF ;
denes detection. perfectly harmless pefFect color
comes In Jelly and powdered FORMS costs little mora
than some others but 10 worth 1t. Soc size &c
Connecticut western news., 1911-04-27
"why don't you go in for woman's

"Why don't you go in for woman's suffrage9"
 "I'm not sure that we need it."
 But, my dear madam, don't you know that some very fashionable peo- pie are taking it up pT'-Exchange.
 "seems to me we hear very little from the Society for the Suppression of Un- necessary Noises, these days. I wonder what's the reason?"
 '"I don't know, unless it should be that they wish to demonstrate how consistent they can be. Pluck.
 "You don't scold your husband when he has been out all night long with the boys, do your"
 No but how do you know ?"
 He told my husband that you make the best ice water he ever tasted."- Houston Post.
 Sunday school teacher Ceiling of the deluge)-And then it rained 40 days and 40 nights.
 JoRnny-Were the farmers satisfied then, sir?
 Star aotor-I must insist, MT. Stager, on having real food in the banquet scene.
 Manager-very we'll, then; if you in- sists on that you will be supplied with real poison in tho death scene.
 Brownies, I'm acquainted with your wife, old man. l knew her before you married her.
 Smith-Ah, that's where you had the advantage of me. l didn't. In kimono the pretty Miss Tapper, Caught the talk of cigar salesman dap
 per;
 But she jumped in dismay
 When she heard one man say: "She's all to the good meath the wrap
 per" Denver Times.
 "He knows all the best people in town"
 Why doesn't he associate with them, then?"
 "They know him. ."-Cleveland Leader. What's the matter, little boy"
 "M-maw's gone an drowned all the kittens"
 Dear, dear Now that's to bad" Yep; she p-promised-boohooi- I c'u'd do it. ."-Harper's Weekly.
 She's very proud of her child"
 Doesn't she know that mere children are unfashionable?"
 But believe she has some sort of a modified baby. ."-Louisyille Courier Journal.
 My husband is particularly liable to seasickness, captain, remarked lady passenger. "CouId you tell him what do in case of an attack?" "Tain't necessary, mum, ''replied the captain, Hell do it."