Pleasantville weekly press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1890-1911, 1911-08-16
Doings Around Town
Local Happenings Gathered by HusiIing
Reporters

Soft Drinks Of all kinds at Conoyer's y
55 n Main street.
Whenever a man makes good guess
he begins to talk about his good judg-
ment.
1t is well to live up to ones oppor-
tunities, but better to live down to ones
salary.
The two big Arc Gas Lamps make a
fine appearance in front Of Hubin's New
Theatre.
Many man doesn't make as much
noise in the world as his clothes seem
to indicate.
In these days many woman has to
practice strict economy to get along on
her alimony.
It is not so much what man has
that makes him contented, but what he
doesn't want.
A crank is a man who consists on
convincing you, instead of letting you
convince him.
The trouble with some otherwise clev-
er fellows is they do not like to work
between meals.
There are two classes of people who
are hard to convince against their will
women and men,
Christian f. OFT has-opened barber
shop in Red Mems Hall. For particulars
see ad. on page 3.
How true that some men are like a
laying hen, they set up big cackling
every time they do anything.
W. w. White, the milk dealer, had his
knee-cap badly bruised by being kicked
by his horse one day last week.
A party Of Linwood people came down
Aug. IA to look over Hubin's New The
atre and We're pleased with their. visit
and admired it highly.
Buy it now. Now IS the time to buy
a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy 1t is almost
certain to be needed before the summer
is over. This remedy has no superior.
For sale by Thomas +. Crawford, Drug
gist.s
The Press will publish next week an
original story from the pen of Mr.. Geo.
B. Somerville, the well known writer
Mr.. Somerville is too well known by our
readers to need any introduction and all
know that treat is in store. Be sure
to get next weeks Press.
There has been so much playing on the
Country Club Links this summer that
the Managers have decided to build an
other Is hole course to entertain the ma
ny wno wish to play golf The Meadow
Land owned by the Club will be filed in
rH ha la, ,,14
Walter Reynold Herbert, 3-year-old
son Of Mr.. and Mrs. John I. Herbert
died on Saturday at his residence il
Pleasantville. Funeral viii be held Wed
nesday afternoon at 230 o'clock at TIL,
residence Of Isaac J. English, an uncle
corner Of New Road and Washington
avenue.
A lawyer charges man $40 for tel
minutes conversation. The man insist!
on paying it. A doctor charges one dol
! lar for a prescription, and the patien
says: "Oh, pshawl Is that enough I
An undertaken charges 800 for conduct
ing funeral, and he is just perfectly
lovely with everybody inside ard euG
side the family. A man buys a golt
brick and apologies for not having bit
! ten before. An editor walks a mile il
| the hot sun to get facts Of death OF
wedding or social function and spend
three hours writing it up and tells lie
| praising people until he hates himself
Then if he makes an insignificant omis
sion or charges fve~ cents straight fo
three extra copies he is stingy, care
less, good -for-nothing old cuss who nev
er gets anything right and charges fou-
times the price Of city papers twice al
arge.-Maron (Ga.J Record.