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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
BOON FOR BUSY HOUSEWIFE
Useful Apron That ASSUMES the Darn
Ing Materials Being Always
at Hand.

Any busy housewife who does the
stocking mending at odd times during
the day knows what comfort it IS 10
find the mending wool, scissors, thim-
bic, etc. all to hand II she has 10
leave OF to attend to something else,
and with an apron such ms this these
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Because a. Boston youth passed
his twenty-first birthday without
ever having used "cuss word, /"
touched drink, INDUCED in tobacco,
or kissed girl, he has been award
ed a handsome gold watch from
fund established by a Massachuset-
ties millionaire to promote good
habits. Ladies' watch?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

The high cost of living is believed
10 be responsible for two thefts in
st. Louis. In one case a pig weigh
ing so pounds was stolen while the
other victim of it lost a fifty-pound
tub of butter While we do not adj
vocate stealing as a means Of solv-
ing the cost-of-living problem, but
turn about is fair play.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Lots OF persons carry their umbrel-
las these days irrespective OF the as
surance given by scientists that there
is probably no such thing as an
equinoctial storm And they keep dry
doing 1t, to.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Or. Woods Hutchinson predicts
that the time will arrive when work
ers Will limit their labors to four
hours each day. This sounds good
from the viewpoint Of the worker.
but we are doubtful as to the feeling
Of the employer in the matter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Cultured Boston has received an
other cruel jolt. 1t is charged that
the women of that city are habitual
apple thieves. Well. the Hub city
has to do something to keep the rest
Of the world under the impression
that Boston in first in all things.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
Entirely Different,

They tell me your son Is studying
music
Yes; he is taking lessons"
What is he going to be?"
He is going to be fiddler, but az
first we had hopes of making a vio-
linist out of him"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
Secret Out at Last.

why do you have those glass cases
with the ak, hammer, crowbar and SO
forth on these cars?" asked the tray
eler.
"Oh, those" are put there In case
any one wants a window open," re
piled the facetlous man.-Red Hen.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
Rlnus as Buttons.

For the newest silk waists brass
rings are being used instead Of but
tons. They are buttonholed over In
silk OF color to match the fabric or
the trimmings, Where there arc
'crocheted loops instead of button
holes. the soft battenburg rings will
answer. They give prettier effect
than ordinary buttons,
Had to Draw the Line.
Il hear that Gwennie broke, of her
engagement with Mr., Munly because
he tried to limit her enjoyment"
Yes. She was engaged to two
other young men and lie objected"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Despite the fact that Postmaster
General Hitchcock has entirely over
come deficit Of $4,000, 900 in his
department during the last two
years he still Is casting longing
chances In the direction Of the
magazines. "
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

DR.. WI Ting Fang, we'll known in
this country as former representa-
tive OF the Manchu dynasty, Is re-
ported to have joined the rebels.
thereby offering additional proof
that he Is serious in his desire to
live to be more than one hundred
years of age.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
Gloomy Outlook.

"I'd hate to live in n small town"
Il suppose you have reasons"
Yes. Just imagine what 1t would
be like to be deathly sick with the
only doctor in town your worst en-
envy"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

In Minneapolis somebody recently
stole $1,000 painting, and the town
is greatly excited Poof! Here we.
should not get excited over the the't
Of a painting that was worth cent
less than $4,000
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

The womens colleges are contem-
plating the introduction of courses In
matrimonial availability in order to
increase the percentage OF graduates
who find a domestic career. Just
what qualification will be asked of the
sterner sex professors does not ap,
pear.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

The mare fact that the Presidents
proclamation was dat
ed at Chicago instead of Washing
ton, will not have any effect on the
price or the taste of the bird.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Boston highbrows are trying to de-
termine whether been" should be
pronounced bin" or beam II they
are patriotic Bostonans the bean will
win In walk
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

things, and the stockings, too, are al
ways at hand. The large pocket in
the center Is drawn up by tape
strings. which can be tied for security.
The apron may be made up In white
or colored linen. holland or easement
cloth; 1t is made large enough 10
cover the skirt at front and sides, ard
with proportionately large pocket.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

TO work convicts on the roads
would he all right, but to drive
them over some roads in Illinois
would be cruelty.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
Danger Ahead In tho Kitchen.

Mrs. Knicker-How did the cook ,
give warning?
Mrs. Bocker-She put one of those
stop! Lookl Listen!" signs In the
kitchen.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Horse races, bucketshops and
women are blamed by a young en-
bez2ler for his downfall He should
have tried them one at d time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

The latest judicial ruling placed
the affinity in the same legal cata-
CORY with the outlaw. Who made
this ruling? Why, Kansas City
Judge, Of course.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Weeks after we had all concluded
that Maine had voted to drive out
the blind tiger, announcement Is
made that Maine still Is among the
drys.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

AT any rate. the man who said he
could swim across the Atlantic
achieved his ambition. He got his
name in the papers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Il Is evident that the excuse of the
ancient Adam, who all men have yet
in them, has not outgrown it's force
1T was all the woman's fault"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

The trouble with being prize hog
is that the owner gets all the glory.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
October Circulation

The above Is a correct statement
of the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month of October, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Z Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this seventh day OF November,
1911. LEO j. KLEB,
(Seal) Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Boston is to have an official
story-teller at the public library
Who said all Boston children We're
prodigies?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

II there Is to be special depart
rnent fcr the training Of delivery
boys, we are heartily In favor! OF
that school Of journalism to be es-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Some persons have to be satisfied
with Reno divorce. because it is the
best they can get.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Aifinities may be all right, but
what we could never understand is
how married man could afford
one.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

A woman of eighty In Connecticut
town captured and held burglar I'm.
til help came. Here is the first knock
out blow for the age limit.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Kubelik says Chicago is too noisy
for him. Perhaps Kublik is too
noisy tor Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Nowadays. when an American heir
ess marries an American. the wedding
is good for scare head on the first
page.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year 1slo....... 1887
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the month of October, 1911 20s4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
Avoid paradlnn Trouhles.

, "Expectin' man to find satisfac-
ton In hearln about yoh troubles"
said Uncle Eben. gives him credit
fob havin' purity pore disposition"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

EGGS are selling for $100 apiece
in Tucson, Ariz., but you don't have
to live in Tucson unless you want
to.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Earle L. oyington has been official.
ly named by Postmaster General
Hitchcock as the first aerial mail car
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Yesterday was the day some poll.
ticians gave money away.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

rier. Mr.. Ovington will, therefore, 60
down in history. and we hope he will
not go down In anything more de-
structive.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

AS a tale that is tobias tale that is told.
The leaf of the year futters loose hold
And think of the lines that botted blurred
The lines that show gaps of phrase word
And the page be weak or the page may be bold.
But the year gone by a tale that is told
O. the books that write. with for each eaf
The sunshine of laughter, the shadow of grief;
The Joy the the characters
May anended-the leaf falls in place,
A scrawl. a chapter Hlurnined with gold
We have done with the telling the tale has been told
And It be The Preface" 1t may be The End
The songs sfghfngs will soothingly blend
But whether Of durnbness whether of wit
The chapter finished, the story is writ
Thus silently silently fold upon fold
We spend years a tale that is
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

The wireless promoters asked for a
jailless sentence. but did not get 1t.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

.tabllshed with million dollars
from the estate of Joseph Pulitzer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
A w arning.

There never was a motor car
We say II DER again
There never was a motor car
That could outpush train.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Indian summer has "come back,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
A Youthful Quihhler-

Caller-So you go to school, do you,
little man? Let me hear you spell
"bread"
Bobby-B-r-e-d.
Ca'ler-The dictionary spells It with
An "a
Bobby-You didn't ask me how the
dictionary spells it;"you asked me how
I spelt 1t.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08
I spelt 1t.

Mrs. Newwed latter the honey.
moon)-You seem to be sorry YOU
ever married me.
Mr.. Newwed-You are unusually
observant today.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-08

Hurrah for Him.
All hail the man OF kindly parts,
or peace the prop:
The fellow who. whate'er he starts.
Knows when to stop.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02
NEW DAIRY BARN IS WARMED
Large Crowd Present Number Of
Addresses-Good Feliowship-Hot
Coffee and Ooughnuts.

A large number OF the citizens Of
Berea and vicinity gathered at the
new dairy barn Saturday afternoon
10 take part in the exercises. offici-
ally denomInated barn warming.
A house warming is nothing new the
country over. but one does not so Of
ten hear OF a barn warming though
II Is not a new idea.
The object OF this gathering was
not for any benefit II might be TO the
barn, OF course, or the fine dairy
herd that is soon TO give II It's real
warming. but the completion OF the
barn was taken as an opportune
time for the renewing Of social ties
between the workers OF the College
and their neighbors in the town and
country adjoining and discussion of
matters that are OF mutual interest.
The band and the Imrie trio fur
nlshed the music for the occasion.
Mr.. ]. A. Burgess. Mr., w. l.. Flanery.
Supt. of the Farm. President Frost.
Squire Wilson and Mr.. J. w. Herp-
don were the speakers. Mr.. Burgess
talked about the barn. Mr.. Flanerys
address related chiefly to the needed
care Of stock in order TO ct the best
returns and his appeal was not en-
tircly commercial but humanitarian.
President Frosts address was an ox-
position OF the growth Of the college,
the setting forth of its needs and an
appeal for cooperation and friendship
on the part Of those who, from their
relationship OF neighbors, and, in an
indirect sense at least. beneficiarics,
would be presumed TO be its warm
est friends. The Presidents addr IS
might. In reality, be called an illus
trated lecture for his remarks were
yn 'olnt and emphasis by NUN
- OF charts which he had made
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02

one showing the Increase in number
of students year by year, another Civ
ing a list of the workers for the last
twenty years and some cartoons that
were very much TO the point. The
most telling OF the cartoons was one
showing a man 'ated upon the limb
of tree and deliberately saving II
off. The point. patent to every one,
was that the citizen who knocks at
the College. while living off of the
"spillings' from IL, as Pres. Frost
put IL. is deliberately committing sui
eide to his interests. In this connec-
ton It was shown what source of
livelihood the College is to the COM
munity by the work given in the var
ious departments and the large sums
OF money paid out as shown by the
Treasurer's report.
This dairy barn." he said. 'is built
at a time when we have to borrow
the money because we are determined
TO keep down the price Of board.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02
ALL RIGHT, BUT LET THEM TELL THE TRUTH

One Of exchanges reekng venom in comment upon
the moving picture outfits which, by the Republican
pagn Committee showing up the evils Of
nothing else has done suggests that film be which
will show the fight and arrest o. Powers and certain
with the murder Of Goebe and that ue
would be entertaining to all classes.
We agree would 1t is good suggestion. true
The Truth Can be possible that Democrat the
Well, then, with what should the film beginS
Why make bold to suggest that the murder Of Banker
Sanford Senator Blackbun breaking faith with the widow
political and the clearing Of Goebe
as kind OF introduction to this era Of awlessness.
For the second scene version would
be necessary depict Goebel whipping Democratic Legislature
into line and forcing the passage OF the Infamous election law that
The third point Of time would Hall Convention
Goeb again being the dominant figure, forming coalition
proving traitor to Stone and sezng the nomination himself In
this scene Elk Governor McCea would make his first
The picture should show him the handing
county delegation to Goebe and DESERVING his old confederate
panon in
Next the memorable 1896 campaign would follow OF
could neither be described pictured possibly
best representation of its spirit would picture with
cenched fist held high his head standing before bowling
OF his supporters while gphopbone declares
I've got the Republican party just where want itn my fist
is Joe Backburns declaration after the passage
Now If there stealing DONE will by Repu
fcans"
Another of the film would Judge Pryor and Captain
Ellis the Democratic members Of the Election Commission banding
s. Taylor and the other Republicans their certificates Election
upon which should stand out, 1888 majority"
Then follows of the significant story
1t smoulderng fire with three standing of
dying political ambtionan ambition be Governor Two of
blowing fuousy seeking revive bopng
themselves in its blaze The small let the
shoulder and die Goeb and the other Jas.
-Creary and Joe Blackburn
Legislature is Music Halls No, only the
cessful the Music Hall Convention.
His hand the lever that works the Gulone Legs
another rolls into the nit The majority against
him vanishing the heads in the pit increase number
he will be declared Governor in spite Of the popular will
WheS The film revoves and brings unexpected but
picture view The three before again no
longer smoudering fret dvoung fire and the
vanishe in its flames which spell shape
OF huge question mark
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02

The price of students board in Be
rea has not increased since l came,
nearly twenty years ago. The Col
lege is here to help the poor man
educate his child. and every time
the College gets more money it takes
In more students, losing money all
the time on every one of them. Be
rea can never be rich as long as
there is a poor man left who needs
this holp.
And so the College needs the pray
ers of all good people. 1t is bigger
than It used to be, but it is doing
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02

a bigger work, so its needs and bur-
dens are greater than ever"
President Frost was followed by
Squire Wilson who spoke of his work
looking after the public interest in
public appropriations and especially
in the matter of road building.
Mr.. j. w. Herndon made the con-
GLIDING address which was very in
telligent and interesting resume of
the growth Of the community as shown
by increased farm products and at
the same time the better prices for
Continued on Page Five)
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02
Y. N. C. A. PROGRAM

Y. NJ. c. A. meetings for Nov. 1911.
Upper Chapel, every Sunday at p.
H..
Nov. $50 degrees f.. Leader j.,
e. Scale.
Nov. l2-Fun. Heralds, Leo GILL
gan. j. w. Flanery. Alexander Kerr.
Gordon Imrie.
Nov. l9-Health and Purity. SPEAK
err, Prof. ]. p. Faulkner.
Nov. 26-Friendship. Soliloquy. w.
l.. Dawson.
Special music at every meeting.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02
CONTENTS OF THIS ISSUE
FIRST PAGE

FIRST PAGE
Editorials.
News OF Week.
In Our Own State.
Dairy Barn Warmed
Judge oRear. Standard Bearer.
SECOND PAGE
Kentucky News.
General News.
sermon-The Christian Art OF getting
mad.
Markets.
THIRD PAGE
ORear Shows the Other Side.
Astounding Adnlission-Why Demo-
Gratis oppose Redistrlcting.
Temperance.
FOURTH PAGE
Editorial-Under False Colors.
FIFTH PAGE
Order for Election for Graded School.
Distinguished Visitors.
SIXTH PAGE
New Story-Miles Standish.
S. s. Lesson.
SEVENTH PAGE
Children's Columns.
Horticulture.
EIGHTH PAGE
No Need TO Steal.
Eastern Kentucky News.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02
in OUR OWN STATE NEWS OF THE WEEK
Dedication of Lincoln Statue and Lin
coin Memorial Hall--An innovation
in OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Back
Down. Corruption Charges-Bryan
in His Old Role.
DOUBLE DEDICATION

The plans have been completed and
the program announced for both the
dedication of the Lincoln Statue in
the Capitol Building at Frankfort,
state by Mr.. James Speed, and the
dedication of the Lincoln Memorial
Hall on the Lincoln farm at Hodgen-
vile on Nov 9Th. President Taft will
he at both dedications and make a
speech. The program at Frankfort
also includes an address by Editor
Watterson of the Courier Journal and
the address of acceptance by Governor
Wilson.
Great plans are also being made
for the entertainment of Pres. Taft
in Louisville; something new and
unique is said to be in the minds OF
the committee.
NOTHING LIKE 1T
The Republican Campaign Com
mittee must be credited with some
thing new in the history of political
campaigning. The moving picture
crusade is proving great success, the
country being aroused to the point
CT enthusiasm wherever the pictures
are shown. 1t is predicted that in
the future the demagogue will he
pushed into the background by this
really intelligent and striking inno-
vation.
ASKED TO SHOW UP
Chairman Langley of the Repubii-
can Campaign Committee has put the
Democratic Committee to the test
ly a demand that both committees
submit their books to the investiga-
ton of experts. and that all contri-
buttons be published by these experts.
Inasmuch as the Democratic platform
calls for such action. it was thought
there would be no hesitancy on the
part of Mr.. McCrearys managers IN
submitting to this inspection, but Mr..
Iangley's demands have only met
With the response that he might look
over the books If he chose to do SO.
CHARGES AND COUNTER CHAR
GEES
AS the campaign draws to a close.
many charges are made by Republi-
cans, and with some evidence of truth.
that a scheme of the Democrats to
buy their way into office has been
The alleged plan EN-
braces the buying of two hundred
registration certificates in every town
Of more than 5000 population. To
Continued ON Page Five
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1911-11-02
Suicide -
Sacrifice r
Assassination .

To which the All three" Goebe suicide No
trampe upon the rights Of he did taking
his life in his hand Gobel sacrificed Blackburn
be returned the Senate and Mcreary had
tons Goebe defeated for Governor would be their thorn the
flesh Hence Goebe thrust by them of popular
wrath Assassination Yes Dat the
Of the popular cHthe that pushed the
aud not the consuming fire.
true versions Will anyone dare deny it? With this
background let have the moving picture films and
OF beginning shall grant Kentucky Democracy all the
Of pictures showing Powers flight
the three the Appeals
vcng the trial of unfarne and bias would
respectfully suggest that the film close with picture of
McC-ary upon merit promised
interest make himself Governor Kentucky but evving
ghosts of this dest period in the hory-forgu of the
part he played in it and seeking to impcae the innocent