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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01

favorite rings-they were magnificent Jew
els-made a descent into the tomb In the
middle OF the night following the funeral
pried oren the coffin and endeavored to re-
move the rings from the fingers. Finding
this impossible. he proceeded TO cut off the
fingers. or. according 10 some, the hands
OF the countess. which served to arouse her
from the cataleptic and deathlike trance
IN which she had lain until then. At once
she lose IN her coffin, the blood dripping
on her white shroUd. The man Ned with d
shrek. ana. mad with terror. fell down the
cliff on TO the rocks below 10 destruction.
Lady Mount Edeecumbe, wonderful TO re
late. recovered. and survived her prema
ture funeral for a number OF years. Blu.
she was never able TO touch card again,
owing 70 the mutilation to which her hands
had been subjected by the ghoulishly dis
honest servant. whose ghost is said 70
haunt the grounds of Mount Edgecumbe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
BOoTBLACK TRUST RAISES HEAD
Threatens to Raise Price of Tan Polish
in Cincinnati.
IRy &C., % L. rrlbsae. ]


Cincinnati. April 30-Now comes the boot
black trust" and announces that II also
Is going TO join the oppressors Of the
proletariat. II a movement now on 10 raise
the price ~ shines for tan shoes goes
through. 1t will cost 10 cents hereafter o.
get fresh polish.
The Greeks are doing II, and they numeri-
cally are in a position 10 control such mat
ters In this city They are trying 10 enlist
the negroes Of the craft I'm the movement
but the latter appear 10 lack the necessary
courage.
-Four pairs OF black shoes can be shined
in the time 1t takes 90 shine one pair OF
tan" Chris Christos. leading Greek
bootblack magnate. explained to-day. Tan
polish also costs more than black We will
raise our price II We can get enough boot
blacks 10 Join us
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
DIED.

AvERY-At the residence OF her son Hartford:
conn OF pneumonia. on April -. 1911. NARY
ogden wife OF the late samuel p Ayery OK
New York in the s6rh year az her ag, ssr-
afternoon. az o'clock Intsrment IN Green
wood Cemetery, az convenience o. we ia''''s'
on Tuesday.
AyNAR-On sunday. April 80. 1911 Katherine
Avrrar widow o, the late James Keen .AytnaaI.
Funeral services az her late residence No. ~
West l+4th ST.. on Iu"sday' NAY . ~ ''"'
r m.
49, y Y Rai-0ond Duy. son OF william
psirond and Jennie g Baird, aged ~
years. Funeral service from MS .ate resi-
49, N az West sd ST.. on Tuesday AFTER
60 Nav > Ar O'Clock lnterment at the
convenient % the family
,DOvvx- ON Saturda~. April 20. after a short
UIress Margaret Dalv Brown. VICE OF II Car
ron p-oU-n and daughter % the late Marcus
Daly. Funeral private
cprF~rrAF-At Norfolk. Va, On APRIL -.
,ai Bertha. wife n James l. Greenleaf ara
5aughfer q, Helen r. and the la'e George II.
po,ts Funeral services ar the cemetery, SOM
eryiUa y T. Monday. May !, az j - p "a,
Friends from New York can tase We 100
T., rain on Central Railroad OF New Jersey
from 23d 50.
MORGAN AT Lenox. Mas: on April p.
cto-ga Hale Morgan. son ~ ~ ate Georys
Tsrfeon Morgan. 90 hts go year uhefal
services az christ S21sch' 100; ..rs
,,u he attached to train leaVing New YORK
g., Hartford al u a. n- cars VIII f.tlfn on
,,a sos % IN. train rom Hartford nsachhs
New York p- M
corr Arthur SCOTT. AGED % Years Funersl a,
.rne Funeral church. Nos. 2fl ana -'S west
"a Sd, frank 3. Campbell Buiidinsi
..,.,.,.,,,r Suddenly. April IS 1911. al his
"tome in Portytle. y y "iliia" Esoe''
xNheaier.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
LEAYcRAFT SUCCEEDS HUYLER.

The Methodist Church Extension Society
OF New York. which recently raised 5000
for an emergency fund. has elected J. Ed
gar Leaycraft president IN place OF the
late John Huyler. and Robert r. Mont
gomery 70 succeed Mr.. Leaycran. who hal
been treasurer FOR "a number ~ years The
society has charge Of missionary work IN
both New York and New York East Con
ference districts. and on the East side Of
Manhattan has Just successfully consoli-
dated two Methodist churches
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
OBITUARY..
CHARLES n. ZElLMAN.

Albany April 3o-Charles II Zeilman.
deputy postmaster OF Albany. died yester-
dav after a long Illness He was seventy
three wears old Born in Albany. he served
I'm the Civil War. and az its close entered
the postal department as a letter carrier.
He had been deputy postmaster since 1859
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
FALuEREs BACK FROM AFRICA.

Paris. April S0-President Fallieres ar
r,ved here to-day from a fortnisht's visit
70 the French protectorate and regency OF
Tunis Africa.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
MARRIED.

BOYNTON- BERRY-At saratoga springs ".
~, saturday April -. 1911 hy the Rev
fossnb carey n D.. Nathalie, daughter ~ tho
Iafe Nathaniel and Catherine Y. Z Terry 70
Theodore Vernon Boynton. Albany - III
please copy.
HAYES ur-NT1vGroN-on saturday. .Apr,I
20 1oti a. the Collegiate Church % -.
Tiob6,as New York by tho Rev Na.eo,n
lanes Macleod ere Knox. daughter Q, N,
ga Mrs samuel Van Yechten Huntington, 70
Frank Anderson Hayes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
SPECIAL NOTICES.
OFFICES,

MAIN OFFICE-No 10 Nassau street ,,,,
street. - -. -. -.
UPTOWN oFFIcE--NTo 1884 sr 0s.t" or any
=, ga OFFICFS-N0 81 East l23th street.
~ 9es West i25th street. and No ?i9 Wsee
leSth street - x,,...-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
CEMETERIES.
THE WooDLAwN CEMETERY

.oaauv accessible hy Harlem tram from
- req "ccss,,ral station Webster and jerome
GrAhu ,~cilav and hy carriage. Lots Sloo up
4l-S.YsnSone 1855 Grameroy for Book OF views
Or Gsscs 30 East 2sd ST. New york city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01

Notices Of marriages and deaths must Dc
,ccompanied by full name and address
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-01
UNDERIAkLRs.

,y,>K +. CAMPBELL. 2ii-3 IVES, ?3d 81
l.,'ncts private Rooms. Private AmDu4ahee~
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
Is the World Growing retter2

Many things go to prove that it is
The way thousands are trying to help
others is proof. Among them, is Mrs.
w. W. Gould Of Pittsfield, N. H. Find
ing good health by taking Electric
Bitters, she now advises other suf-
ferers everywhere, to take them. For
years I suffered with stomach and
kidney trouble" she writes. EVERY
medicine I used failed till 1 took the
Electric Bitters. But this great rem
edy helped me wonderfully" They'll
help any woman. They're the best
tonic and finest liver and kidney rem
edy that's made. Try them. You'll
see. Fifty cents at Roses Drug Store
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
STOCK market
MUCH EXCITED
INITIAL DEALINGS WE'RE ON HIGH
SCALE, CAUSING DOWNWARD
DROP IMMEDIATELY AFTER
OPENING.

New York, Oct 27.-The stock mar
ket was thrown into a state OF demon
alization at the opening today as a
result of the suit for dissolution IN
stituted by the government against
the United States Steel corporation.
Preceding the opening here, there
had been heavy sales of Steel COM
mon in the London market by New
York interests at losses of as high as
Z points. Initial dealings in Steel
here were on huge scale, the first
offerings consisting of $4,000 shares of
from So to 531A, maximum decline
OF points.
The preferred shares were or
points and the Steel sinking fund
bonds declined " These loses were
soon increased. The entire list, in
Guiding other industrials and standard
railway shares, was affected, declines
ranging from a point to two points in
Union Pacific, Reading, Atchison,
Great Northern preferred, Lehigh VAL
ley, General Electric, Republic Iron
anu OISSl
Copper and American Smelling.
Hasty short coverings and some
supporting orders turned the course
market upward soon after the open
ing and there were numerous rallies
of a point or more. United States
Steel rebounded to 54A and the pre-
ferred to 105.
Bonds were weak.
The market closed heavy.
Increasing confidence was shown
by the bull contingent, as the rally in
United States Steel failed to bring
out any fresh selling orders, and they
bought literally of the standard
stocks. United States Steel touched
523s before there was any perceptible
check to the rally, and other stocks
| also We're up from 1 to 2 points above
the lowest. Some large selling orders
were executed in United States Steel
again in the final dealings, but the
general market was not much dis
turbed.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
COTTON OPENED
At GOOD ADVANCE
BETTER CABLES AND APPREHEN-
SION OF SEVERE WEATHER IN
SOUTH CAUSE OF THE EARLY
RISE.
s s

New York, Oct. 37.-Cotton opened
response to better cables than due and
apprehensions of unfavorable weather
In the South, but there seemed to be
big accumulation of overnight SELL
ing orders. Local selling was encour-
aged largely by the action of the gov
eminent in reference to the Steel
trust. Around 903 for January, how
ever, an active demonstration was
made an subsequent fluctuations were
nervous and irregular. The Liverpool
rally was attributed to American buy
ing on less favorable weather report
The western belt forecast for rain
or snow and freezing temperature
stimulated covering somewhat late in
the forenoon, but large spot interests
were heavy sellers on a rally of to
z points from the closing figures of
yesterday, and the market at midday
was barely steady.
Bullish traders claimed that the
spot demand was extending over to
cover shipments due to clear in No
vember
News from the interior was that
farmers were less inclined to sell. and
in many instances were hauling cot
ton back home from the gins.
Trading was less active during the
early afternoon and the market, which
had sold about 5 to points net high
er on unfavorable western belt fore
cast, eased off or A points from the
best under liquidation which may
have been due to reports of a less ac-
tive spot demand in the South and
disappointment that the bad weather
outlook had not created a more gen.
eral buying movement.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
Jacksonville. Fla. July /,

JacKsonv1IIe, Fla, July II.
Smith Mfg. Co.
am 80 grateful for the perfect cure
that Pep-a-mo for Indigestion has ac-
complished for my little daughter that
/ feel obliged to write and tell you as
much. She has suffered dreadfulIy
from stomach troubles since she had
the measles. Everything failed to give
more than a little relief until We Sc
cured Pep-a-mo. Then she was not
relieved but soon began to regain
her former good health and we feel
that now she has been permanently
cured. Very sincerely,
MRS. A. L. TURNER.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

Biliousness Is due TO a disordered
condition of the stomach. Chamber
lain's Tablets are essentially stom
ach medicine, intended especially
act on that organ; to cleanse it, t,
strengthen it, tone and invigorate 1t
to regulate the liver and to banisr
biliousness positively and effectually
For sale By all dealers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
SPOT COTTON MARKETS.

Macon, Spot cotton, middling S%.
Charleston, Spot middling, sc.
Augusta, Spot middling, 9 3-S.
Charlotte, Spot mlddling 81.
Memphis, Middling, 9A.
Houston, Middling 9 ZIG.
Savannah, Spot middling, &c.
New York, Spots closed dull 10
points higher. Middling uplands, $50.
Middling Gulf 9.75.
New Orleans, Spot cotton steady,
unchanged; middling, 914.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
James c. Dahlman, "cowboy" Mayo

James C. Dahlman, "Cowboy" Mayo
of Omaha, Throws the Lariat."
Major Jas. G. Dahlman started his
career as a cowboy, and is at present
mayor of Omaha, and has the follow
ing record Sheriff of Dawes county,
Neb., three terms; Mayor of Chadron,
two terms; democratic national COM
mitteeman, eight years; mayor OF
Omaha, six years, and in 1910 candi-
date for governor of Nebraska. Writ
ing to Foley & Co.. Chicago, he says:
81 have taken Foley Kidney Pills and
they have given me great deal of re
lief % cheerfully recommend them.
yours truly,
eS6ened) Jas. c. DahInan."
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

Don't trifie with cold Is good ad
vice for prudent men and women.
may be vital in case of child. There
is nothing better thar Chamberlain
Cough Remedy for coughs and colds
in children. 1t is safe and sure. For
sale by all dealers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

NAVAL STORES MARKET.

Savannah, Oct. 27.-Spirits turpen-
tine not posted.
Rosin firm; sales 1888. Quote, B,
6.42h; D, $50; E, 6,55; F. 6.621a;
G, 6.621a; H, 6.62h; /, 662h; K,
6.62 1-2; N, 6.75; WIG, 7.2O; WV,
$50
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

All high grade goods at THOMAS
kEANY'S. Money returned for any
purchase not satisfactory. Phone 3e5.
All SOC preparations going for 35c
at ROSES DRUG STORE.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
Take Your Common Colds Seriously

! axe your common Colds Seriously
Common colds, severe and frequent,
lay the foundation of chronic diseased
conditions of the nose and throat, and
may develop into bronchitis, pneumo-
MIA, and consumption. For all coughs
and colds in children and in grown
persons, take Foley's Honey and TIA
Compound promptly.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

Phone a65 for the Royal Scarlet
brand Coffee, Tea, Vegetables and
Jams. THOMAS kEANY, 1915 New
castle.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

GRANDMA'S SOAP POWDERS. six
packages for Csc. At BARNHILL'S,
phone 159, 2122 Norwich street.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

1e'ephone ALBERT FENDlG ana
CCMPAEY>for information on irei
residence lots In the South End
Prone 170.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28
NOTICE.

We wish to notify our patrons that
Justin Lacombe Is no longer employed
by us. OgIethorpe Steam Ldry.
Ill. NJ
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

LAYER CAKES, fresh and fine, at
FABER'S. Phone 374.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

Dollar bottles Of all preparations
going at 75c at ROSES DRUG STORE
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

Prices cut in two at ROSES DRUG
STORE.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

ALL-PORK SAUSAGES, at Csc lib
Phone 159.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-10-28

Angel Food Cake at Fabers. Phone
374.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30
A Lesson from a Mob.

The affair at CoatesvIlle, Pa, in
which a negro, who shot and killed
constable and attempted suicide.
was then taken by a mob out of the
hospital and burned on his CO.., has
aroused the press of the country.
MoT than one journal finds in
the affair texts for sermops-and
good texts, too. For instance, the
Philadelphia Public Ledger, after
commenting on the manner in
which the law was hagrantly and
outrageously defied, has this to saw:
"Ihe sanguinary event suggests
the reflection that the same sort of
people who dragged the moaning
culprit through the streets are
among the very ones to whom Ger.
tain fanatics and radicals would
like TO commit the power of recall
ing the Supreme court Judges of
the United States. Those who
cannot control themselves and their
own bloodlust, forsooth, are to be
permitted to dictate the addiction
of eminent jurists who are not set
IN their exalted station to be intimi-
dated or terrorized in the interests
OF faction or a mob, or TO be yo.-
ed on like municipal loan or
legislative amendment, but to con.
strue the law lmpersonally and dis
interestedly for the benefit of all
the people"
These are strong words yet who
can deny the conclusion reached?
The grade of intelligence that al
lows the mob spirit to take the life
of helpless human being could
hardly be expected to use calm
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

In Charleston few days ago DIR.
X. +. Vickers of Huntington was
elected president of the board of
health of West Virginia. DIR.
Vickers is physician of state
wide reputation and his prominence
in the medical fraternity were
natural factors in his election to
the post. This board in conjunc
ton with the state board Of control
has just announced ITS selection of a
500 acre tract of land near Terra
Alta, on the main line of the b. d
o., for the new Tuberculosis SAM
tarium authorized by the last legis-
lature.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30
W. Va. Promised to Harmon.

1t is au open fact that Senator
Watson has promised West Vir.
ginla to Harmon, and TIE fact is all
the more interesting since II de-
velops that Tammany is back of
Harmon, and the deal is TO deliver
West Virginia not only to Harmon,
but TO deliver the state to Tam
mauy who will dictate the com
plexion Of the Democratic national
convention. The Tammany ele-
ment will be more active in the
country outside of New York state
this year than at any time since
l884.-EXchange.
1t Is stated, also, that ex-Govern-
or w. a. MacCorkle is to be a
member of Harmon's cabinet in case
the Ohio Democratic candidate is
successful.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30
Good Ones.

The Fairmont West Virginian
says "the weekly newspapers are
more generally quoted lately than for
a good many years before; most of
them are we'll edited and would be
more thought of if they would air
their minds each week. The trou-
BILE of the weekly papers has been
that they have not been expressing
themselves loud enough for their
opinions to circulate outside of the
county where they are printed. ="
Well, there are lots of them in this
state which are not only we'll edit
ed but have plenty of vigorous
opinion of their own. They arc
the Fayette Tribune, the Wetzsl
Republican, the Pan Handle News.
the Ceredo Advance, the Yves,
Union Record, the Fayctte journal.
the Ravenswood News, the Shcp-
herdstown Register, the Ripley
Herald, the Greenbrier Independ.
ent, the Braxton Central, the ST.
Marys Oracle, the Mason Republi.
can, the Pennsboro News and the
st. Marys Leader, for instance
We regard every one of them az re-
markably able in fact and we
rather think we know a good thing
of this kind when we see it. There
is not man in the lot editing the
above pepers, but who could hold
his own on the best daily in any
big city of the country. Any one
who thinks any of them hasn't
mind of bIs own can find out bv
bucking up against him. -Parkers-
burg State journal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30
ParkcrSburG Fire.

The Chancellor hotel at Parkers-
burg, one of the finest hostelries In
the state, was damaged by fire to
the extent of $50, 600 last Wednes-
day.
The fire originated in the linen
room on the seventh floor. An ex-
plosion occurred on the same floor
which blew off a corner of the
building and wrecked an adjoining
cottage.
One white and two colored boys
were killed by falling debris.
One Parkersburg paper states
that the loss is fully covered by
insurance, while another says that
no Insurance was carried on the
structure, it being supposedly fire
proof,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30
hOW'S This?

we offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot he cured nv
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known f. J.
cheney Tor the past Is years and believe him
perfectly honorable IN all business trausac.
tlohS ana financially able To carry out any
Obligations made by his firm.
WALDiNG. kINNAN tS'MARvIN
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
acting directly upon the blood and muco1s
surfaces OF the system. Testimonials sent
Iree. Price 40 cents per bottle. Sold by all
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

IT has been discovered that frogs
and toads are the greatest fly eaters
in the world. And in addition to
their daily work the frogs do not
object to giving nightly concerts.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

REcPRocITY is in danger in the
coming election in Canada because
so many inhabitants in Canada still
retain their voting residence in the
United States.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

The president evidently thinks
that there are few Indians besides
the dead ones who are more or less
good. So he has decided to pardon
a couple of them who are now do.
ing time in prison.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

DIR. AKED, John ID. Rockefeller's
pastor, complains that his church
has no place in which to pray.
When a man really wants to pray
any old place will do.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

COLONEL AsToR's matrimonial
program has been pretty thorougb>
ly denounced by the clergy, but we
don't hear anything from the JUS.
tees of the peace.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

TAAT Virginia man, VINO though
in good health, predicts that he will
die in twenty-five days, must have
a ticket in his pocket to the auto,
mobile races somewhere.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

SAN FRANcIsCo is having a hard
time naming the exposition site and
yet no suggestion has come from
New Orleans that it be named
"Quaker."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

AIRsnIPs are to be an import ant
factor in the next war, but have
you not heard that there is TO be no
next war?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

PERHAPS those sharks who sold
Florida land that was under the
water will point out that their cir.
culars said that the land did not
need irrigation.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

IL Tennessee a man has provided
in his will for his mule. Perhaps
Mr.. Bryan will do as much for his
some day.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

Mr.. w. S. Gunsalus, farmer living
near Fleming, Pa, says he has used
Chamberlaln's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy in his family for
fourteen years, and that he has found it
to be an excellent remedy and takes
pleasure in recommending it. For sale
by all dealers.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

WISCONSIN recently had heavy
frost. 1t was careless of Senator
LaFollette to let that happen.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

CONGRESS prolonged the extra
session so far that some of our con-
structive statesmen barely had time
to rebuild their fences.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

AND, nevertheless, it's possible
that all the presidential booms will
wear out before it is time to open
the presidential campaign.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

Thar Tammauy man who ate
hlty-seven ears Of corn in a contest
should hold himself in readiness to
be called west TO act as human
corncriD. Tie farmers Will need
few cribs this fall.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

ADMIRAL TOGO kindly packed in
his suitcase a large and we'll select
ed assortment of pleasant adjectives
to be applied TO American things.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

STAR gazers are informed that
there are now ten comets to be seen
in the skies, if you only knew
where 10 look for them. At all
events it is excellent weather for
being out Of doors.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

CINCINNATI women want to know
what bighball is. There are so
many daughters of Eve who desire
information.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

CATCHING Chicago man who
was falling twenty stories is a feat
to make baseball experts envious.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-08-30

WHEN girl is crazy TO go off on
long visit it's sure sign she's not
leaving any real beau behind her.