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The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1911-09-15
,vr NEVER USE THE KNIFE

rho chief examining and consult
ing physician of the starr OF '",'g'
Socialists will return on the oa'e
ID obove. Consultation free
.l .,r,ouy confidential. II Yon
oro .uCfenng from any disease weak
ness or debility, why no; consult an
experienced, educated specialist
ana who is thoroughly equipped with
all ihe necessary appliances known
10 modern science
Roferepces-Bcst backs and lead
,o bu,iness men Of Jacksonville.
the United Specialists cue per-
manently the cases they undertake
and send the incursbles home with
out taking u fee from them. Inns
Is the way they continue their visits
year after year, while other doctors
have made a few visits and stopped
Their chief visiting physician Is an
emmcn,ly successful specialist IN all
chronic diseases, proven by the many
cures effected in chronic cases winch
have boffled the skill of all other
musicians. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made
him so proficient that be can name
aud locate disease in a few minutes
Treats all durable cases OF calarfh'
nose. throat and lung diseases eye
and ear. stomach, liver and ki ineys'
gravel. rheumatism, paralysis neu-
raloia nervous and heart diseases,
epilepsy, Bnght's disease and con
sumption in early stage; diseases
Of the bladder and female organs
LIQUOR and tobacco habit, s,amner-
lps cured and sure methods to pre-
vent its recurrence again.
A never-faling remedy for BIZ
Neck.
Piles, fistula and rupture enaFar'
teed cured without detention from
business. Special attention giyer
to oil diseases Of the eye, ear, most
and throat.
GRADUATED lids, cataract, eros
eyes Strengthened without pain.
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
Are you nervous and respondent
weak and debiitated tired mornings
no ambitiou-lifeless; memory poor
easily fat.gued excitable, irritable
eyes spnken; red and blurred pm
pies on face; dreams and night losses
restless, haggard looking, weak back
deposit in urine and drains at stool
dstrust:ul, want of confidence, lac
o. energy and strength.
SEXUAL WEAKNESS AND P'IvArE
DIsEAsEs A SPECIALLY.
Blood poison, syphilis, gonorrhea
structure, gleet, spermatorrhoe'
yarlcocele, hydrocele, seminal weak
ness, and the effects Of early vac
or excess, producing emissions, DC
bility, nervousness, dizziness, defec
i've memory, ETC., which ruins tn
mind and body, positively cured,
WONDERFUL CURES
perfected in old cases which hay
been neglected or unskilfully treate'
No experiments or failures. He VI
oertakes no incurable cases, b'
cures thousands given up to die.
Consultation FREE and strict
confidential.
UMImrn ununI IONIC
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1911-09-15
FORGED To LEAVE HOME.

Ever, year large number Of poor sut'
ferers. whose lungs are sore and racked
with coughs, are urged to 90 to another
climate But this is costly and not al
WAYS sure There a better way. Let Dr.
kim. New Discovery cure you at home
'tIt aureJms Of lung troGbie," writes W.
Il Nesor, Of CalAmlne. Ark" when al.
ELSE failed and gained Il poun's in
weight. It's fur-iy the kirg Of o.. cough
and mmg cures" Thousands owe their
lives su3 health toit. It's posltiyiyguar-
nnteed for Cough. Colds, lhGrroe,
Asthma. Croup-aIl Throat and Lurg
trouble. SOC 81 $l,00, Trial bottle free
at All Druggists.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1911-09-15

Vote for your favorite in Piar@
Contest
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14
A HEALTHY.
OLD AGE

May be promoted by those who
gently cleanse the system, now and
then, when in need of a laxative
remedy, by taking desertspoonful
Of the ever refreshing. wholesome
and truly beneficial Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA. which is the
only family laxative generally APP
proved by the most eminent ply
sicians. because it acts in a natural,
Strengthening way and warns and
tones up the internal organs without
weakening them. Its equally bench
hcialfor the very young and the mid
die aged, as it always efficient and
free from all harmful ingredients. To
get its beneficial effects ii is always
necessary to buy the genuine. bear
ing the name Of the Company
California Fig Syrup Co.--plainly
printed on the frontof eyerypackage.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14
ALL TOO CARELESS

Any on WHO looks npen a crowded
street can not help being struck with
the absolute disregard Of personal
safety with which people dodge elee-
trio cars. automobiles and other We
hicIes.
The wonder = that the columns OF
the newspapers are not filed with the
stories Ct shock ng accidents. u
manning and sudden daata, brt there
u not the .east doubt that a large
pert entage OF fatal accidents in this
country may be traced directly 70
SOME act OF carelessness on the part
of the victim.
I'm the rush and hurry which distin
gnisnes American life people cast can
tion to the wind and take chances 0f
injury when there is really no occa-
sion for suca nashness that their reck-
iessness involves
In all sections Ct the country. in this
age OF hurry and confusion, something
should be done to impress upon the
people the need of more careful
consideration of the personal risks
they take In everyday life.
EspecIalls is It true that there
should be NOR care in Hot Springs on
the public thcroughfares. We nave
here a population of inyalids--people
who are on the streets, and crossing
the streets who cannot get out of tae
way as lively as well people can
Another thing Our city is in a val
ley, and from Market street north
through the city almost all OF the traf
nc Is over a single thoroughfare
That crowds things TO considerable
extent. and makes it impossible for n
cautious person to take a choice Of
a side street to keep out of harms
wav.
II would be we'll for the people TO
give more consideration TO the sub
iect. Ordinances and arrests would
not do he rly as much TO lessen the
danger on Central avenue as would
care on the part of the peop'e.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

Mr.. Herman Strauss and wife, OF
New York who have been stopping 1t
lhe Eastman several days. leave today
for home, having been called away by
a business telegram. Mr.. Strauss,
who is cousin OF Messrs. Herman
md Gus Strauss of this city, is a
prominent builder and real estate
man. and it was his intention to re-
naiH here several weeks longer. Mr.,
and Mrs. Strauss enjoyed their short
stay in the Valley of Vapcrs and
think Thu is the greatest watering
esort in America.
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John c. Sebastian, third vice presi-
dent of the Rock Island road and one
Of the prominent Hot Springs boost
srs. is here in his pr vate car, and in
cidentally is spending much Of his
vacation at the golf links
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Mr. Herman strauss Of NJ. G. Stin-
.erg Hat and Furnishing Company, 81
81. Louis, and also a member Of the
firm Of Fl. Strauss and Company, Of
his city, arrived last week for a few
lays stay, a guest OF his brother, Al
.erman G. Strauss
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Col l.. 5. Allard, who was stricken
with paralysis week ago, is reported
rs mewhat improved and Is nov
able to recognize and say few words
o friends who cell He Is still in a
very critical condition.
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We still insist that Chicago secre-
AIRY OF the interior should take
course of hot water baths before oe-
eupying the Ballinger chair.
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II Won think your Uncle Sam is
scared Of anybody come over to the
Mexican border and make faces at
him.
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Many are of the opinion taat you
Judge country By the size OF its ar
ws.bnt history proves exceptions to
the rule
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Fort Smith Is proclaiming @the
greatest outlook in the history Of
Fort Smith Same here. only It's
mostly outlook. as yet
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To this section of the country it S
news that the Rio Grande is to DE
damned; TO another It is an old st ri
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

Speaking OF weather, the best adj
rertiser cold is Caruso's 1t is said
70 have cost him. up 10 date, SIS, 900.
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Where so many people keep Lent =
and keep 1t so weii--iI ought 10 be as
II is, well preserved
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Perhaps il was because yesterday
was a combination of Blue Monday
and the 18th.
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However Hot Springs can come
nearer guaranteeing tae weather tnan
most resorts.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

March reports lead enthusiasts IN
every baseball city 70 the conclusion
that theirs is the champion team be-
yond all doubts.
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Hot Springs still insists on being
cosmopolitan, regardless of efforts 70
make 1t provincial
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COZY INN
PER DAY AMERICAN PLAN

Vt O17~FNF y tfIFF IfI~N
One -half Block from Business Center.
Two Blocks to Bath Houses.
High Location, Quiet. Homelike.
Table as Good as the Best. TRY US.
Take Bus to Hotel-Fare Refunded.
RAT ES-Room and Board $40 per week
and up.
Also Light Housekeeping Apartments
Beware of Drummers at Depot.
n. A. WILLIAMS, Prop.
Better Known as Peg" formerly OF At
lanta and Memphis. as Railway Agent.
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This Is the time when Ballinger
comes face to face with the fact that
nobody loves a wuzzer,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

And according TO the box scores the
All Stars are not always what they
seem
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

HAIRDRESs PARLORS, ei0 Cen
tral avenue take elevator; phone l4lS.
All kinds OF hair for sale and made
MRS. j. w. SMITH,
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r. A. Bayles is reported suffering
from pneumonia
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

Fans" are discussing diamonds Al
this early day
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

It will not be 10 to thu April
showers.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

If weather stunts are anticipated at
81. March is the time.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

he fading popularity OF minstrel end
men.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14
he Home Hotel
fSs CHAPEL Ar.

10 CHAPEL 1T.
steam heat, hot and cold water on bsm
floors. all outside rooms. one block Of BAN
house, two blocks Of depots. nek- banks
postoffice and street car line. phone ~
=, ~ eoA9qEns ana NJ QRuM 49,.
uome Cooking GOOD Sefsks
skERIcAN AND EuaopEAM -
Yates Room and Board IS to - per W.
Moons $500 to $500 Per Wesk
MRS. MCCULLOUGH. Prop.
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
Election Tuesday, April sh, 1911


Election Tuesday, April Fh, l9ll
FOR MAYOR
w. w. Waters.
POLICE JUDGE
j. r. Archer.
CITY TREASURER
G.. X. Housley.
ALDERMEN
G. p. shepherd.
c. ]. Homer.
Il. d. Mooney.
Tom j. Petit
David Burga,her.
d. l.. Weaver.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

Top o the season to you.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

The Majestic Hotel and Bath House
H..
MOST MODERN EIoL as

200 Room1 with Hot and
Cold running water, and
Telephone. Fifty Rooms
with Private Baths and
Toilets.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-03-14

An OUTSIDE Rooms--strIe.Iy FIrst. cIass
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Wonder What rsnnysen eaid.

Wonder Whist Tsnnyson eaid.
In his volume Of "reminiscences Pro
lessor p. B. Poulton writes Of Z visit
to Boston. where he met several nota.
bles.
Holmes spoke Of Emerson stamping
his foot with rage when he could not
remember a~name. He mentioned. the
Corbett-Mitchell prize6ght, which had
just taken place, and said, n. own 70 Q
lurking sympathy with prize6ghtns.
perhaps because I am sosundtted for
the ring myself" He told Professor
Poulton he would never repeat to
any one what Tennyson said to him
when he entered his house William
James pressed him to do 30 with the
assurance. '"There are no reporters
here" But DR.. Holmes replied with
emphasis: II have said that I will nev.
er tell any one. It was not q thing
that I should have supposed any man
would say to a guest he had invited TO
his housa." "
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Tho Blow on the Jaw.

A man struck with any degree OF
force upon the mental area Of the jaw,
although he may be in perfect physical
condition. instantly collapses and falls
to the ground. says a medical journal.
The attitude assumed In recovery,
which may be instantaneous or delay
ed some minutes. Is most characteris-
tic. he squirms about, raises bis head
and rolls his eyes in an attempt to To-
cate himself. he tries to get on his
side and elbow; he endeavors to rise
upon his hands and knees. II he re-
gains bis feet he staggers like q drunk.
en- man. and should he proceed to re-
open hostilities he is usually prompt.
~ put out" BY his adversary. The
blow Is practically never fatal: the
hearts action is never unduly acceler.
ated; the pulse and respiration are nor
NAL; the pupils IRE normal; there Is no
headache. no sweats. no cold extremi-
ties. no pallor-none Of the ordinary
signs Of shock or conclusion
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Duluth Man on the stand.

w. H. Cook, lumberman, Of Duluth,
was the next witness. His testimony
was largely a repetition Of his testi-
mony before the Helm committee at
Springfield, Ill.
He related an alleged conversation
with Mr.. Hines at the Grand Pacific
hotel in Chicago, in May, 1909. It was
at that time, Mr.. Cook declared. Mr..
Hines remarked he twas having a
h-ll of a time" at Washington.
Nov, for instance" Mr.. Cook testi-
fled, "Mr. Hines said, there is old Ste
phenson. After l got him elected he
has gone down there and started work
ing for free lumber. The Southern
Democrats are the worst of the whole
lot
HE (Hines) said he would have
them all fixed up n day and the next
day they would flop"
Mr.. Cook reiterated his Springfield
testimony regarding an alleged tele.
phone conversation Hines had from
Cooks hotel room to Springfield the
day Senator Lorimer was elected, or
the day before.
"Lorimer must be elected" Cook de-
clared Hines said over the telephone.
Don't leave anything undone. I will
be down on the next train with all
the money needed"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Faithful 70 lie Meat pl,a.

In England one county stm resists
the encroachments Of the sandwich.
Cornwall win have none Of II. There
the pasty reigns supreme-that dalse.
table compound Of meat, onion and
potato inclosed In a semicircle Of r1cn
brown crust Pilots, fishermen, farm
laborers and school children one and
all carry their pastdes. These range
in size from a comparatively minute
semicircle priced In CONFECTIONERY
shops at twopence to gigantic combi.
nations Of meat and crust that no or
binary dish can hold. Even the tramp
In Cornwall scorns traveller diet. Of
bread and cheese. He. too. seated BY
the roadside on q heap Of stone, viii
be observed to draw from some recess
in his tattered coat q substantial
pasty.-London Globe.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
oefna Eroen Poe

Gems From Pops.
With the exception Of Shakespeare
Pope u the author Of more familiar
phrases than any other writer Of mod
ern times. Here are q few Of bis
gems: i
"shoot folly as she dies" Hope
,springs eternal. In the human breast
"Man never is but always to be bless
ed" ..1vhatever IL Is right" .sThe
proper study Of mankind 10 man"
.Grows with his growth and strength.
ems with bis strength" "Order Is
heavens first law" worth makes
the man and want Of 1t the fellow"
.Honor and. shame from no condition
rise; act well your part-there all the
honor lies" IAN honest mans the
noblest work Of God" Thou vert my
guide. philosopher and friend" 'Ev.
cry woman 10 at heart q. rake" "Wo-
mans at best a contradiction still"
'Just as the twig 10 bent the trees In.
clined" "Vho shall decide when doc.
tors disagreer' "a little learning 10
a dangerous thing" ITO err Il human.
to forgive divine" Beauty draws Us
with q single hair" Fools rush in
where angels fear to tread" "Damn
with faint praise" The many head
Cd monster"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
eharp Dankina.

~ $50 ~ '
Everybody u familiar with tho little
savings bantks for ten cent pieces. the
kind that holds nfty dimes and cannot
be opened until It Il full Such a bank
was given to a little girl and her
brother. the children Of a Washington
Official It contained one dime. a nest
egg. The day was warm and soon the
desire Of the. joint owners Of the bank
to convert the deposit into two glasses
Of soda. water became all but uncon-
trollable. The question was how to
get the money out. Finally the boy
destined, his father thinks. to become
a Napoleon Of 1nance-hit upon a plan
and dragged his sister to the nearest
drug store. There he explained the
situation to the man behind the counter
and preached his plan Of operations.
In short, he asked the mar to lend
him forty.nine ten cent pieces for a
minute or two. The man was ready
for a customer. produced the needed
coins, and the little boy and. girl went
home penniiess and happy.-New York
Tribune.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
When Emo rime comes.

- - vvtu00e wv SbtuO SVutO0s .#-H=s
beyond his patience to bear till he tries
them. As In ascending the heights of
ambition. which look bright from be.
low. every step we rise shows Us some
new and gloomy prospect OF hidden
disappointment, so In our descent from
the SUBMITS of pleasure. though the
vale Of misery below may appear at
.drst dark and gloomy. yet the busy
mind. still attentive to its own amuse-
ment finds as we descend something
to .fatfer and to please. Still. az We
approach the darkest objects appear
to brighten and the mortal eye b.
comes adapted to its gloomy situation.
Goldsmith.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
First Masked Bali.

France is the universal parent Of
the ball as we understand 1t today.
The first noted affair Of this character
was given at Amiens In 1885 to cele-
brate the marriage of Charles vi. to
Isabella of Bavaria. In 1916 lie bal de
ropera was organized by the French
government to ponularize balls, and
gradually they entered into the amuse-
ment Of the general public. The first
masked bali was given by the formida.
bic Catherine de- Medicl
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Thanking tho Bishop.

A vicar In England was taken sud.
denly Ill, and his church warden was
In great difficulty about getting a sub
stitute when the bishop Of the diocese.
hearing Of the circumstance, offered to
take the Sunday services himself. The
church warden, wishing ITO do the
right thing" at the close Of the service
went up to the bishop and after thauk.
ing him stammered out. "a poorer
preacher would have done for us, your
lordship, but we were unable to tnd
oneI"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
When the World is Full.

The mean decenniai rate Of increase
In the population Of the world Il 8 per
cent, aud at this rate the 2S.OO0.O00
square miles comprising the fertile re.
gfons Of the earth. which Ravenstein
computed ran only support 207 persons
per square mile. will have their maxi
mum population OF 5.994.O00.OOQ per.
sons IN the year y2O72. This estinate
mile In the 100000 square miles OF
steppesSand deserts.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Keeping Cool.

Mrs. Peck-Henry, what would you
do II burglars should break into our
house some night7
Mr.. Peck (valiantly)-Humphi l
should keep perfectly cool. my dear.
And when. a few nights later. bur
glars did break in. Henry kept his
promise-he hid in the icebox.-Lppin.
colts.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
CORPORATION TAXES SLOW
With Few Days Remaining Receipts
Are Below Estimate.

Washington, June 28.-Three days
remain in which corporations may pay
their federal tax. A penalty will be
assessed against all that have not
paid when the treasury closes its
doors on June 80.
While the governments estimated
income from that source this year is
$4,000 900 only $14, 200, 900 has been
received. More than 260,0 0 concerns
have made returns. e..e E
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
A Mystery Solved.

A Mystery Solved.
One reason women have 20 many
buttons to button is because they don't
have to lose any time at shaving and
hunting corkscrews Galveston News.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
cauiuoua:

spending the night railway travel
ling doesn't improve ones personal APP
pearance. does it7'' said . hasgard
looking man to q barber.
well. / don't know what you looked
IKE when you started." responded the
knight Of the razor. but perhape
you're rightI'-Lopdon Mail.
Couldn't stand &c.
Ha-Shall we ut out this daneei
eNoh.;po: ! can't sittjpgd down
during a;dancerudgs.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Points Out SleuthS Who Have
Been on His Trail.
SUMMONED TO TESTIFY
Detectives Who Are Alleged to Have
Swallowed Star Witness in Lorimer
Probe Present at Sensational Hear.
ing-W. H.. Cook, Duluth Lumber.
man, Repeats Testimony Given at
Springfield.

man, repeats Testimony 0Iveu dt
Springfield.
Washington, June 2S.-There was
another dramatic episode In the hear
ing of the Lorimer case when Clar-
ence S. Funk, general manager Of the
International Harvester company. an
nounced that three Of the four detec-
tives about whose surveillance he told
the committee were present at the
session. The committee summoned
the detectives as witnesses.
Mr.. Funk called attention to the
matter at the opening of the days
hearing before the senate committee.
No time was fixed for the testimony
of the detectives who, Mr.. Funk de-
clared, were hired by a Chicago de-
tective agency to trail him and one of
whom Mr.. Funk declared had con
fessed the nature of his employment
and the identity of his employer.
Mr.. Funk announced that the detec-
tive who admitted he had been en-
ployed to shadow him was named
Blaine and belonged to a Chicago
agency. At the instance of Mr. Hynes
the witness discussed his experience
with Blaine.
Mr.. Funk said that when he came
to Washington he recognized a young
nan standing by him on the street.
He had last seen him in Chicago.
Ala a.>.l ~ liz NAS>.l
Il spoke to him." declared Mr.. Funk.
1T was on Pennsylvania avenue and
I was waiting for a a He crossed
the street as I did and when I got on
the car he did 80. I asked him to sit
~ me.
"'You are back on the job I said.
"Yes,' he responded.
"'How do you enjoy it?' I asked.
"I am 1st. proud Of my work. he
replied.
Then I gave him some fatherly ad-
vice, telling him I didn't think much
Of the detective business and that he
had better get into something that
had . future.
Just before we got up to the sen.
ate ONCE building he said that I had
tAitched' two of his associates and he
supposed that he would lose his job
II he lost me. I told him I thought
We could fix it up all right and that
] would promise not to ditch him"
It was in his room, Mr.. Funk said,
that the detective told him the name
Of his employer. E
Attorney Hynes asked the witness
further about his testimony that Mr..
Hines did not seem to be under the
Influence of liquor when the alleged
request for a Lorimer contribution
wa made and Mr.. Funk said he had
never seen Hines take a drink.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Versatile.

VOF8at1Jo.
"They tell me your boy Josh Is very
versatile"
HE is." replied Farmer Corntossel
patiently. II never saw anybody who
could do so many fool things without
repeatin, Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1911-06-30
Th.n he Lott Them.

Then He Lost Thorn.
A professor Of Greek who was noted
for self appreciation bought q dozen
collars and marked the 6rst one with
his full name and the others simply
''Ditto:"-Everybody's.