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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-27
ADVERTISING TALKS
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perhaps we might ADNER
TISE THEM. II sounds
prosaic to say that a great
reform AN MENSE
STEP IN CIVILIZATION.
WILL COME BY ADVER-
|TISEMENT, but perhaps
we shall see it. !"
OF course it will come
EN ERYTIiING THAT is
EDUCATIONAL - 1 h a /
means PROGRESS, has got
to be told to the people
THROUGH THE ADVER-
TISING COLUMNS.
The ordinary news arti-
Gle never quite gets at the
SPIRIT back of any great
rcIoIll-of any enterprise.
TO do that it must be writ
ten in a way that reflects
the ENTHUSIASM and the
FAITH OF the hackers of
that refOrm-of that ell
| tcrDriSC. And thc oripinat-
or is the only man who can
talk the plan the best and
in the most convincing
way.
If a municipality wishes
TO reform-if it wants to
elect business men of char
acter to office, the way to
do it is to ADVERTISE in
all the newspapers, TELL
ING IN THE ADVERTIS-
ING JUST WHAT IT
WANTS to accomplish and
why-and THE PUBLIC
WILL RESPOND.
Of course, the backing of
a good newspaper in it's
editorial and news columns
in a campaign Of this kind
is very necessary, but /
have noticed in recent
years that editorial, as we'll
as individual opinions, an
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-27
WEATHER FORECAST
FOR PRESENT WEEK

WASHINGTON, Nov, 26.-Thc coming
week VIII be ono Of generally fair wealth
er In the eastern and southern states
and the first half OF the week will be
fair in the middle west, according to the
weekly bulletin issued by the weather
bureau.
A disturbance that is developing over
the plains states. however says the bull
letin, will be attended by SHOWS Monday
and Tuesday in the region OF the Great
lakes and local rains or SHOWS Monday
night or Tuesday in the North Atlantic
states.
The next disturbance Of importance To
cross the United States will appear on
The Pacific coast Wednesday or Thurs
day and prevail over the middle west al
the close OF the week. This disturbance
will be preceded by a general change 10
warmer weather, and attended by rains
in southern and SHOWS in northern dis
tricts, and be followed by a pronounced
change to colder weather. which will
make It's appearance in the northwest
about Deccmber 2. II is probable that
this disturbance will cause general rains
the latter half OF the week on the Paci-
fc slope.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-27
ROOSEVELT
|ENOT A CANDIDATE

|LgIPHIA. Nov. 21.-The North
Today publishes what 1t terms
|britative statement" of Colonel
fs position with reference to
pblican national campaign for
Eicncy In 1912.
Element rciterates Mr.. Roose-
|rlaration that he will not be a
h I'm 1912; neither will he lend
b any prospective candidate. The
'mcrIcan SAYS the statement was
b more than three days ago by
Roosevelt. 1t says:
bel Roosevelt win not support
en for the nomination In 1912.
|Mr. Taft nor anyone else. Iic
'ge Mr., TAFT any pledge or offer
prt. nor did Mr., Taft ever have
b Impression
10 himself. Colonel Roosevelt /;
candidate nor has he been at any
He has repeatedly discouraged
IONS OF this character not only
1nccre friends, but from potential
leaders who. for one reason or
!. desire 10 use his name and he
nphs ilcally refused pledges Of ac-
pport or delivery of delegates
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-27
.OFFlCER KILLED,
ANOTHER WOUNDED

rscOTHE, Tex. Nov. 2s.-Cou. q.
M. .k"aries HOLLOWAY was killed ana
M III 4. Doyle seriously wounded
F, WIN TWO men. wanted in con-
'p"ul the recent robbery az the
ssM of Odell. at noon today.
bo pursuing the men. who are
s"TyonhS occurred at The little
poans. After The suspects ap-
nn map surrendered. Holloway and
~ ..,ssanlons, with weapons drawn,
|Ssr ON the two men, bu. Just be :
~ started 10 search the prison
,on "s and began nring. Holiowa,.
kssSuca ss. and his companion was
h"naa 10 reach the buggy Just
,h ~ frightened by the shooting,
ho run. From his place I'm the
ssnn,, ss oaw one Of the two men place
d,iio ds,in against Holloway's chozf and
ue,l"p,"'y wax dead when picked up
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-27

tedating an election, do not
count for much. THE
PEOPLE. after all. DE
eide THESE THINGS
and are influenced in their
action by facts only, par
ticularly if these facts are
set forth clearly in the adj
vertlsing columns.
In the year 1912. during
the presidential campaign,
the whole country will be
aroused, the people will
want all of the facts before
they will vote.
The pre- IL lie c d argu-
ments Of speakers arTaycd
on one side as against those
alrayed on the other side of
the fence, will not have
nearly so much weight as
INTELLIGENT A RG u
MENT based on facts made
to the people through the
advertising columns of the
different publications.
Managers of the political
campaign next year will do
we'll to consider advertis-
ing in their candidates be-
half.
('ro be continued
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|E MYSTERY ABOUT
FAL AUTO ACCIDENT

ERSON. n. j.. NOV. 26.-Thc death
bounced tonight OF woman who
'p'ght To the general hospital a
ago unconscious from injuries re-
l m mysterious automobile acci-
Far Lincoln park, The mystery
~ shrouhed her identity has only
Hruy cleared by the statement at
-plial that she WAS Mrs, William
WOMAN 3 clothes and Jewels he
seaiih aud man who brought
ihe hospital ordered that every
~ done for her regardless OF OK
~ WAS said il naS Mr., Whitney
-pneht her 10 the hospil al, but
her
Nee York hotel II was learned
and Mrs William A. Whitney,
nave come from Alameda. Cal.
~ an expensive suite there. but
hdd been seen OF Mrs. Whit
e Inc accident and Mr.. Whit
\ days.
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|of Navy Department
hid Utilize Vessels in
'nanla Canal Service.
GREAT SAVING
/ Report to the Presi-
Will Also Discuss the
,stioll of Aeroplanes.

uncTON. Nov. 26.-Sccrctary Of
I Never has devised q. plan for
a, limo Of war the collicrs and
.sscIs OF the Panama canal SER
,u will also emphasize In his
/ |.,ort 10 President Taft, which
-,n he made. that tho navy de-
. q, encouraging The production
Lanes specially designed for use
';,bosrd. Declaring that govern
.xusrship and operation OF all
1 anal ficillties would be Of great
|,,cnomically, as well as from the
a naval preparedness, Secretary
- ON to say that II "lhe canal
tantnrs and supply vessels
Lea as parts of the canal ctsab-
,hcsc vessels will be available
fleet auriliaries in time of war
he necessity for adding lust so
r.ensiYe vessels to the regular
|-iaNlshmcnt would he obviated.
"a the navy he given the re-
|.uuber OF vessels. Of which il
/ 4 Uea, need, those vessels could
IA 10 supply all fuel and Drovi-
rured at the canal stations"
|rould Earn Their Keep.
rp important point In this con-
4 the report continues, is that
y requires comparatively few OF
|uiIlaries In time or peace. and
d fleet has been adequately sup
|b the number 10 place IL on A
|Goc, most Of them must be laid
|srYa and kept In good condition
nsrsble expense for maintenance,
X other hand. these vessels were
q In the canal service, they Will
earn their maintenance expense.
rT recommend that the vessels
FOR the canal be provided and
by the government and that
lssels be designed and built In ac-
I With naval specifications in
II they may be available for fleet
Is in time of war.
Airships for Navy.
I subject of aviation Secretary
IN say that the results Of expert
b flight from shipboard have
.Ihy satisfactory. but further i'm
els now in sight doubtless Will
the efficiency OF these machines
b this way"
vs. that when the department is
that the development has ad-
efficiently TO justify Issuing
,schincs, a few Will be issued to
i for a thorough study of their
a. and of the measures required
/ furlher Improvement
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NOTICE OF STOCKHOLDERS
MEETING.

Notice Is hereby given that the ao-
nual meeting ot the stockholders OF the
the office OF The company. room 7es
Kearns building Main street Salt Lake
City Utah on Monday. the 4th day .oe
the election OF directors for the ensuing
year. and for the transaction or such
other business as may be brought before
JAMES e. RERKLgI. Secretary.
Dated November Is. 1911. : c177s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-11-27

snain 8 Stomach and Liver
10 not sicken or g1pe. and
"a 'sten with perfect safety by
iIS Seracate woman or the young
IN. Inc old and feeble will also
most sui,.....o remedy for
H. strengthening their weak
Il TSs,'n Ter aud for regulating the
2 Ns sale by all dealers.
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,oMu8gled Across Border.

49, Tex. Nov. 2s.-As the Rock
1nIrh, Vas being made up for CHI
~ " Was discovered thai holes
"a ,n MI In the top of a baggage
IA o thlnamen were hidden in
and INC car. well supplied with
"a'er FOR their trip 10 Chi
C1lns merc arrested. IT. is believed
IA Sen ZEN were smuggied in from
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
THE STAGE DOORKEEPER

every time she changes her shoes or
does up her hair. It's a good gag,
this modesty stunt, and I'll take OF
my skypiece to anybody who can get
away with It.
Really should think she'd be written
up as smashing all the mirrors in her
room for fear her reflection would look
back at her, and half expect to see
piece in the paper any day sayin' that
she now undresses~entirely in the dark,
with full page illustrations showing just
how she does it.
Chased by Cow
But the paper I'm speakin' about
had the star story. Said she was in
the country last summer and was
chased by a peeved gentleman cow.
She started to beat it for safety and
would have made a clean getaway,
but she came to a potato patch and
refused to run across 1t cause the
potatoes had eyes. What?
It's a good story all right" said
the stage-struck youth, but how in
the world did you break all of your
finger nails?"
"Buttonin' up the Belle Gazelle's
clothes" growled the stage doorkeeper.
as he eyed them ruefully.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

The stage doorkeeper had crouch,
and wasn't a bit backward about
showing it, He failed to smile when
he greeted the stage-struck youth.
and didn't even say Thank you" for a
cigar.
"S'pose you read that story about
La Belle Gazelle in the morning
papers, didn't you?" he at last grunt-
ed No? Well save your penny. I've
got a copy of it here. OF course, the
Gazelle is some dancer, and really did
appear before the crowned heads Of
Europe. Airup, Eyerup and Stirrup.
There's no doubt of that, and l guess
she did annex some of her jools from
his late majesty the chorus girls
friend If it hadn't been for the
revolution. III bet she'd be over in
Paris this minute calling little Man
uel by his first name. Cause she's the
goods; she sure is.
That scheme of hers of doin' toe
dancin' In long filmy gowns is great
scheme. and when IT comes to speed
S4lS = gu lllt NSIIllN S4Il lOOh4A IlENS
a paper weight
The Black Crook Variety
But just cause she wears these
long, chaste gowns to do her dance
IN, and l do confess I much prefer the
Bessie Clayton or Black Crook
variety of style and beauty much bet
ter. all the papers are playing up her
mOdesty. One of the papers do be
saying that she is so modest that she
won't have a maid, and that she hires
PlnkertOns TO stand outside her
dressin' room door so that there won't
be any chance of anything male or
female runnin' in on her. Why, ac-
cordin' to all they print the chased
Diana had nothin' on her at all.
And maybe you don't know, but
the magazines played her up for a
wiz of a story and said that she went
all around her room at night and
turned all of the photographs toward
the wall so there wouldn't be any
rubberin' when she undressed. And
then another one tells a yarn to the
effect that she always chases her pet
animals out OF the room and hangs
a sheet over the canary birds cage
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

hard poor john Belle, but because he's worth
skon he reads
the papersand they that faithful citizens
keepn posted the of the dayhe raggdest
America knows that Rockeeer hair amt real ALL that his
terrible himself
by ean pounds cheese and that the
eyebrow his
It's the Curse Of Wealth
It's O. the wealth, Belle that can't single
thing good bad and public It's very rich
people do things dren from anybody el o they've
much than the of they be dfent kind
of animals entirely and has kind of
the jungle books when read how John Jacob Vanderbilt slightly
stabbed his thumb this mornin while tyn his nails and drink
highball the how Mrs. stumbled
before she walking her her
balance before the photographer could enough
So that's why I'm glad I'm very rich Belle The rich can't
afford be na because it's liable make funny readn
Why, Belle worth ten million. could talk
this | could
Tomorrow papersd be full heiress
stopped hour yesterday perfumery
wrapper.
Now Belle, don't in the Not that you wouldn't be
enough talk of the
when the caught But mind Belle when
the million I'll buy the and have salary raised
a
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

The house hasn't seemed the same
since the cat died" complained Mrs.
Peeved. as she wiped a tear out OF
the corner of her right eye. I'm go
ing to get another ONE
Then you're going to lose hus-
band" retorted Mr.. Peeved, loudly.
II wouldn't have another cat in this
house for a thousand dollars. I admit
that I stood for that last one. but
that was only because you seemed so
confounded attached to the NANCY
brute"
But no more. No more. petty. II
there's anything l detest. it's a NANCY,
bowling, whining. flea-bitten cat"
A Slight Mistake
He wasn't flea-bItten"' flashed Mrs
Peeved. He was the sweetest, mos,
intelligent and affectionate little puss
that ever lived, that's what he was,
and it's mean of you to talk that way
about him n-now that he's dead. The
poor c-cat never d-did you any harm,
and 1 think"
There, there. petty" soothed Mr..
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

he was a farmer, even If the mortgage
to the old homestead had not been
sticking out of his hip pocket. Signi-
flying hip, hip, the mortgage is durn
near lifted!
Thirty-seven stories above. Swedish
workman, leaning out the sixteenth
story of an office building, beloved:
Watch out below!"
The farmer clapped one hand-it Is
only In certain rural districts that the
inhabitants have learned to clap one
hand-to his watch pocket, and cried
in alarm and amaze, "B'gosh, 'tis!'
Just then an iron safe Weighing 1000
pounds crashed to the ground at his
feet In great gold letters the word
safe" stared him in the face. The
farmer clapped his other hand to his in
side pocket, felt the wandering watch,
and shouted aloud, "B gosh. 'tis!"
Thus ended 81 Sourweed's fust visit
to the city.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

day yesterday. And Friday always re-
minds me Of Mrs. Finnegan.
Mrs. Finnegan is a fish eater and
always suspicious that you're trying to
poke fun at her. Well, the other day,
she comes in as 1 was selling Mrs.
Fluerdelis some peas, and she rids
herself Of this kind of a story:
my Johnny was eating some of your
peas last night, when one of them
stuck in the poor childs throat and
nearly choked him."
"A pea. chr" opines l.
"a. P. A, did you call me?' she ex-
plodes, and with that she let's me have
dried Goldfish in the eye. It's no use,
tell you; I'm done.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
SHE HOLDS IT UP TO THE
QueerneSS Of Girls
Loretta's Looking Glass

safely. but barely. But the pedes-
trians who had lined up to watch the
issue were treated to a sight that was
funnier far than Lord Dundreary's ia
nous skip. Nothing in fact or fiction,
on the stage or off, has ever approached
the hobble-hop as an exhibition Of &c
centric humor!
New York has just been shaken down
to the very bottom Of her natural rock
foundation by horrible catastrophe in
which over a hundred girls were burned
to death And a perfect flood of SYM
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
A POLITE REQUEST

Madam, may I ask you to remove
your hatpin?''
Sir, you are rude!"
Doubtless, madam, doubtless; but the
of standing in a swaying
car with your hatpin through the rim
of my ear must be my excuse. Perhaps
nv ear Is too large, anyhow"
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
MR.. PEEV PROTESTS

Peeved. don't take It that way. I
didn't mean"
''B-but l will take it th-this way.
The idea Of throwing m-mud at the
memory of a poor little innocent c-cat.
and g-getting nasty when I suggest
having another one to t-take its poor
little p-place."
We'll, to be honest, petty said Mr..
Peeved. thoughtfully, II didn't know
you cared that much about the bru-
about the cat. OF course. If you feel
that strong about it, I won't object to
your having one to take its place"
"Oh, John" exclaimed his wife,
you're an angel"
Not at ALL" disclaimed Mr.. Peeved.
modestly. ITO tell the truth, petty,
I've got a little ak Of my own to
grind. You may not know it. petty,
but I'm very, very fond OF dogs. AL
ways have been, from a boy. Now,
Carker's got just the kind Of dog that
like above all others-a great, big
full-grown st. Bernard. And he wants
to get rid of it.
A Little Clumsy
"Carlzer thinks st. Bernards are a
little clumsy, far too clumsy to keep
IN the city, so I told him I'd think
about taking it off his ha-ds. Golly,
petty. much as you dislike dogs, 1t
would make even you laugh to see that
huge animal numbering about the par
lor, knocking vases to the floor with
crash, smashing into tables and even
fitting over the piano. George, but it's
a sight,
But, john"
And the butcher and the milknen
are in continual fear Of their lives.
almost laughed my head off when was
around at Carker's the other day to see
them drop the milk and meat over the
fence while the dog howled inside the
yard?'
I'll think I can do without a cat,
John" said Mrs. Peeved, after a pause.
We'll, If you can do without cat.
I guess 1 can do without a dog" re-
turned her husband, regretfully, as he
leaned back in the morris chair and
smiled slightly at the ceiling.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

long impossible that she
citizen and just much laws, the
ext door.
He right he? Can you-I admit can-put aside
personality and look yourself
merely in the of your city?
If you couIdf could-there would be end to
dehanty tearrly angy, face
and explain that they
mitcd the greaor love Of because
they didn't think wrong
Life Emotions Heredty
of the law, for they seldom
the personal before the legal We
ourselves ~wbreakers and deep within
feminine fashion, and
confident that have proved that the actual law
applicable this make and-do
a please
Judge says anyway and cites numbee
admittedly guilty of fault has endeavored
life her emotions hedity have made the
bad fo7 her particular
Oh that personal equaonl 1t leads difficulties,
personal application
donc count, and lack of i n things that do
to me that is the thing mu erad we
in forefront of the worlds
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
OUR DEVIL WONDERS
ENGLISH Joke FOR TODAY

Motorist (after a long discussion on
the comparative merits of several
kinds of petroD-"So, then, all things
considered, you recommend the tar
tarus brandt
Manager-'That, undoubtedly, is the
most reliable"
Motorist-"Then you might fill my
automatic cigarette-lighter with it."
Punch,
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
BUT SHE HOPED

Nell-It's only a case of platonic
friendship between Jack and me, as
sure you.
Belle-rm glad to hear that, for Jack
has proposed to me.
Nell-What! Oh, the horrid, deceit
full wretch! Just you wait till I see
him.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
The Great Big City;
Or, Large Doin'S

Marveling much at the manifold mys-
teries Of the great city, the farmer
tramped through the skyscrapered
streets.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
Our Grocery Clerk
Says It's No Use

History repeats itself. same as 1t did
last week. You know, 1t rained last
week and it's rainin' again today. It
was Friday last week and it was FRI
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
She Could Hop

With the black oblivion that enables
them to get a good many wagon loads
day delivered. the two coal men did
not see her. They let the black dia-
monds sweep uninterruptedly to the set
ting that awaited them. The girl had
a choice of being swept into the coal
cellar with them if she stepped into
the chute. or of going out In the street
and lodging automobiles or-she could
hop!
She hoped. The Rubicon was crossed
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

)MEN lawless, or, at the best, law unto them
selves" declared a noted author the other day,
retorts that they" the "law-a abiding citizens
that they, and they alone, teach the little folk the
laws of the land, and demand proof of any
instance whereby they are shown to be beyond the
realization of the mighty hand of the law.
And in reply, of the greatest judges in the
country has come forward and says frankly that
actually a law unto themselves for IN
their vowes the ''I" is greater than the ~" and
SO. long as the personal enuatnn rules their lives.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
M A ME TELLS BELLE
She's Glad She's Not
An He1ress, Because
THE RICH CAN'T BE NATURAL

Ill, Belle. l it's all up with US. They've chased
the Standard Oil Company up It's own spout, and
now we won't have economy" as an excuse for
keepin' the paror lamp turned low Wednesday and
Sunday evenings. And just think OF poor Mr..
Rockefeller, with all his millions, turned loose
the cold, heartless world without job!
think it's shame the way they treat those
unfortch'na millionaires, Belle. When l read the
things they say about Rockefeller, fr instance,
just because he's got more money than's good for
him, l take myself by the hand and congratulate
myself on ony havin' one spring suit.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

iris are queer! resent having
men say it; but l am forced to
~ a conclusion that they know
whereof they speak even If they dis
play bad taste in speaking. There
are some things that ought not to be
mentioned.
You know those shoot-the-coal ar
rangements that barricade the side
walk and empty the contents of a big
black wagon into the coal cellars? A
girl in a hobble and one of them met!
She stood meditatively watching the
black stream rushing cellarward. But
she was doing a little mental arith
metic Her skirt was a scant two yards
wide The chute was a generous three
quarters. And the point to be consid-
cred was whether in the quarter of
yard leeway for hop, she could get
over the obstacle.
The Washington times., 1911-05-27
Criminal Cruelty

We grow eloquent about the criminal
cruelty of not arranging adequate es-
capes from danger of fire: and then. We
carefully get ourselves into skirts that
have no safety devices attached.
Aren't we funny. though? One thing,
though-we are as mean to ourselves
as we are to others. We do not en-
danger the lives OF fellow travellers with
our hatpins without inf1icting upon our
selves some form of torture. We run
our risk of the death we deal by cur
failing our pedal ability to get away
from harm.
Indeed. we abuse ourselves just as
we do others. We do not burden them
with terrors and unkindly go scot free
ourselves. We may be QUEER, but We
certainly are FAIR
The Washington times., 1911-05-27

pathy has flowed from the hearts Of
girls and women to the bereaved fami-
lies of the victims, while a feminine
rage has protested against the willful
disregard for human life. Yet here We
are deliberately getting ourselves into
skirts that make it impossible for US
to run fast enough to get away from
an automobile, jump high enough to
escape a stumbling block, or get on a
street car without the risk of heIns
jerked down and mutilated by failure
to calculate our skirt allowance.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-04-08

70. .. McNew devotes his time to sxtu. 10e Pine St.