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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06
Beat Him to X.

Census Man: How old are you,
madam? Lady: twenty-five. Census
Man (gallantly): You could easily say
you were i've years younger than you
are. Lady: oh, I've done that al
ready.-Boston Transcript
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06
NECkWEAR FANClES.

FrilI dainty necklaces onto hat-
inch wide piece of tape, haste into the
neck of sleeves of both of your waists
The lace cannot be torn when ripped
ont and can be more easily Numbered.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06
National Sinners.

There may be some disagreements
as TO what constitutes our national
sin. but there will be substantial ac-
cord as to who are our national sin
ners.-Charleston News and Courier.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06
TORCHLAKE
BEAVERS DEFEAT C. o. r.
Foresters Of HubbeI Lose Indoor Base
ball Contest, 6 to I.

The st. John indoor baseball team
defeated the Foresters of Hubbell in
scheduled contest yesterday after
noon, the score being to 1. The For
esters were without some of their
regular men, while the Beavers also
were in crippled condition. How
ever the teams played a good game
Brisson did the twirling for the VIC
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06
Dolly and Doris.

Nurse-Come. Doris. 1t Is time for
you and dolly to go to bed.
Doris-What's the use? Dolly's so
tired she can't sleep. and I've got
touch of insomnia. London Punch.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06
AHMEEK NEWS

DIR. King of the Ahmeek is enjoying
a two weeks vacation.
Captain Absalom Warn Of the AL
louez is able to be around again, af-
ter a recent attack OF appendicitis
The Mohawk fremen's skating party
at the Glaciadom Thursday proved a
big success. a large number being
present.
Sheriff Manuel Trevarrow of Ish-
peming has returned home after at
tending the funeral Of the late Frank
Williams.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Trevarrow Of
Iron Mountain have left for home af-
ter attending the funeral of the late
Frank Williams.
Rev Joseph Oatey is conducting
special revival services at the AIlouez
NJ. r.. church and is aided I'm the work
by Rev. w. II. Collycott of the Os-
ceola NJ. f. church.
At the regular monthly meeting of
the fire department Thursday. the Sec
rotary was instructed to write TO mem
bers who have not been in the habit Of
attending the meetings, that If they do
not attend in the future they must
drop out.
AS soon as proper arrangements can
be made with the railroad authori-
ties. Copper City will have mail twice
a day. The postoffice is located in the
large store recently erected by John
r. BENEFITS and Mr.. BENEFITS is the
first postmaster
A home has been placed under quar-
antine at the old Allouez mill loca-
ton in which the father. mother and
four children are i'll with small pox.
Justice Weycker has been attending to
their wants and has notified the proper
county authorities of their plight.
August Isaacson Of Allouez has an
nounced his candidacy for the office OF
overseer Of highways for Allouez
township at the coming spring cleo
ton. Two years ago Mr. Isaacson was
an unsuccessful candidate for the
same office.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

The best OF us lack morc'n wings TO
be angels. --Thomas Il. Aldrlch.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

Captain Absalom Warn Of the AL
louez is able to be around again, af-
ter a recent attack Of appendicitis
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

The Mohawk hremen's skating party
at the Glaciadom Thursday proved a
big success, a large number being
present.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

DR.. King of the Ahmeek is enjoying
a two weeks vacation.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

Sheriff Manuel Trevarrow of Ish-
peming has returned home after at
tending the funeral of the late Frank
Williams.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

Mr. and Mrs. James Trevarrow OF
Iron Mountain have left for home al
ter attending the funeral of the late
Frank williams.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-02-06

Rev. Joseph oatey is conducting
special revival services at the AIlouez
NJ. r.. church and is aided in the work
by Rev. w. II. Collycott of the Os-
ceola NJ. f. church.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
Stops a Deep Seated
Cough in a Hurry
A Family Supply Of Unequasd Cough
Remedy for 50c-Money Re-
funded If II Falls.

Cough medicines, as a rule, contain n
large proportion Of plain syrup-a good in
gredient, but one that anyone can make
A pint of graduated sugar, with 4 pint
Of warm water, stirred for minutes, gives
you as good syrup as money can buy.
A b0cent bottle of PineX, mixed in a
pint bottle with homemade sugar syrup,
gives you full pint of really better cough
syrup than you could buy ready mixed for
$3.50. There's a clear saving Of 500. Full
directions in package.
And money couldn't buy q quicker,
better remedy. Takes hold at once, gives
almost instant relief, and usually stops
the most obstinate, deep.seated cough in
"a hours. 1t stimulates the appetite, is
slightly laxative and has a pleasant taste
children take it willingly. Splendid for
hoarseness, asthma, chest pains, and other
throat troubles, and unequaled for prompt
results in whOOping cough
PineX Is a special and highly concen-
trated compound of imported Norway
White Pine extract, and is rich in guaiacol
and other natural healing pine elements.
Simply mix it as dir"ct with sugar syrup
or strained hAney, ana - ~ ~eady for use
tSed in more homes IN the U. S. and
Canada than any other cough remedy.
PineX has often been initiated, but never
successfully, for nothing else win produce
the same results. The genuine is guAran-
teed to give absolute satisfaction or money
refunded. Certificate of guarantee is
wrapped in each package. Your druggist
has Pinex or win get 1t for you. If not,
send 10 The Pinex Co., Fort Wayne, Ind.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
A HOUSEHOLD MEDICINE

That stops coughs quickly and cures
colds is Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. Mrs. Anna Pelzer, 1926, JET
ferson St, So, Omaha, Neb., says:
q can recommend Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound as sure cure for
coughs and colds. it cured my
daughter of a bad cold and my
neighbor, Mrs. Benson, cured herself
and her whole family with Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound Everyone
in our neighborhood speaks highly Of
it. Roberts Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
A Fathers Venaance.

would have fallen on anyone who at
tackled the son of Peter Bondy, of
South lockwood, Mich, but he was
powerless before attacks of Kidney
trouble. Doctors could not help him
Re wrote so at last We gave him
Electric Bitters and he improved Won
derfully from taking six bottles. Its
the best Kidney medicine I ever saw.
Backache, Tired feeling, Nervousness.
Loss Of Appetite, warn of kidney trou
bic that may end in dropsy dibetes
or Brights disease. Beware: Take
Electric Bitters and be safe Every
bottle guaranteed soc at Roses
drug store
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
WILL YOU BE ONE OF
THESE UNFoRTUNATEs7

know a lady who paid 100000 on
Friday for a house | could have sold
her for $1,050.00 / know a man WHO
handed out $65000 for little bust
ness last week which l could have
sold hin for $4,000 and on boa Il
tt,ese sales ny commission of 5 Ter
cent. would have been paid by the
seller. These two examples teach the
lesson-go to a real estate man when
yod want to buy or sell real estate.
He thinks for you; acts for you and
PROTECTS YOU. The owner wants
AS MUCH AS HE CAN GET; the real
estate man WANTS WHAT IT is
WORTH-he is a protection to both
the buyer and the seller. If you want
to sell or buy go to a man who is
in the lLsiness-if you don't see me
why see some other real estate man
but If YOU want to buy or sell Bruns-
wick or Glynn county property I know
1t will be to your advantage to
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
Backache, Headache. Nervousness

Backache, Headache, Nervousness
and rheumatism, both in men and wo-
men, mean kidney trouble. Do not
allow it TO progress beyond the reach
OF medicine but stop it promptly with
Foley Kidney Pills They regulate
the action of the urinary organs.
Tonic in action, quick in results.
Roberts Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
$3.50 Recipe Free,
For Weak Kidneys.
Relieves Urinary and Kidney
Troubles, Backache, Straining,
Swelling, Etc.
Stops Pain in the Bladder,
Kidneys and Back.

Wouldn't it be nice within q week or 30 TO
begin to say goodbye forever to the scalding,
dribbling, straining, or too frequent passage
of urine; the forehead and the bRck-of- the
head aches; the stitches and pains in the
back; the growing muscle weakness; spots
before the eyes; yellow skin; sluggish bowels;
swollen eyelids or ankles; leg cramps; un.
natural short breath; sleeplessness and the
dependency
/ have a recipe for these troubles that You
can depend on, and il you want to make
quick recovery, you ought to write and get
a copy OF II. Many doctor would charge you
$3.50 just for writing this prescription, but
have it and will be glad to send it to you
entirely free. just drop mo line like this:
DR.. A. =. Robinson, K 70 Luck Building
Detroit, Mich, and win send it by return
mail in plain envelope. AS you will see when
you get it, this recipe contains only pure,
harmless remedies, but it has great healing
and pain-conquering power. o
9It will quickly show its power once You use
1t, so think you had better see what IL 10
without delay. / will send you q copy free
you can use IT and cure yourself at home
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

The place to buy your BREAD.
CAKES. PIES and ROLLS, and every
thing made in a strictly first class
bakery. Phone 374. FABER'S TWO
STEAM BAKERIES, 1880 and 1914
Newcastle street.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

The place to buy your BREAD,
CAKES. PIES and ROLLS, and every
thing made in a strictly frst-class
bakery. Phone 374. FABER's TWO
STEAM BAKERIES, 1880 and 1914
Newcastle street.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

Il wouldn't let a doctor cut ny
foot off" said H. D. Ely, Bantam,
Ohio, although a horrible ulcer had
been the plague of my life for four
years. Instead l used Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve and my foot was soon com
pletely cured" Heals Burns, Boils,
Sores, Bruises, Eczema, Pimples,
Corns. Surest Pile cure 25c at Ros-
SEES drug store.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

For pains in the side or chest
dampen piece of flannel with Cham
berdain's Liniment and bind it over
the seat of the pain. There is moth
ing better For sale by all dealers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
NOW Is THE TIM TO srlEcr YOUR RrArER

We offer Coles Original Hot Blast Heating
Stoves with confidence; they are the best
made. You have perfect control the IRE
at all times, thus the coal does not waste
away and you don't have to kindls q hre In
the morning with other stoves. This truly
great Heater Is growing In popular favor year
after year. We expect TO double sales
on them this year. Come now and make your
selection. We will have your Heater ready
for you when you wish Il put up. (R.13l
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

For coughing, dryness and tickI X IN
the throat, hoarseness and all coughs
and colds take Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound. Contains no opiates.
Roberts Pahmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that neither
the master, owners, consignees nor
agents OF the British steamship Anglo
Gillian will be responsible for any
debts contracted by any officer or
member of crew of said steamer. what
soever. other than by the master.
F. D. NJ. Strachan & Co., ACTS.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

" / am pleased to recommend Cham
berlains Cough Remedy as the best
thing I know Of and safest remedy for
coughs. colds and bronchial trouble,
writes Mrs. L. B. Arnold Of Denver,
Colo. eve have used it repeatedly
and it has never failed to give relief.
For sale by all dealers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

The Best is Always the cheape-t
and we do the best work on bicycles,
tricycles. lock, keys, etc. Try US
Frank Van Brunt & Co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04
A MAIL CARRIERS, LOAD.

Seems heavier when he has a weak
back and kidney trouble Fred Due
hren, Mail Carrier, at Atchison, KAN
says 81 have been bothered with
kidney and bladder trouble and had
q severe pain across my back. When
ever 1 carried heavy load Of MY
mail, my kidney trouble increased,
Sometime ago l started taking Foley
Kidney Pills and since taking them
have gotten entirely rid of all my
kidney trouble and am now as sound
as ever Roberts Pharmacy
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

NEW GEORGIA CANE SYRUP, 6oc
GALLON. WALKER GROCERY CO.,
500 GLOUCESTER STREET, PHONE
PIG.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

PULLMAN BREAD. the best made.
FABER'S. Phone 374.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

Prices cut in two at ROSES DRUG
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

a'ephone ALBERT FENDIo Ane
COMPANY for information on teei
residence lots in the South End
Prone no.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

Jacksonville, Fla
August II, 1911
Smith Manufacturing Co.
1t gives me considerable pleasure to
state my experience with Pep-amo-
the splendid indigestion remedy.
My husband had tried so many diff
fereut kinds of medicine, without any
benefit whatever. Pep -amo has
cured me and my husband is taking
1t with splendid results I heartily
recommend it to anyone suffering
With stomach troubles. Sincerely
Mrs Goodson, II W., State street,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

Angel Food Cake at Fabers. 'Phon
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

PULLMAN BREAD, the best made
FABER'S. Phone 374.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

Angel Food Cake at Fabers. Phone
374.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

Jacksonville, Fla.
August II, 1911
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-11-04

H. =. Cary G. p A., l. Mceougan G Al j. l. Meek A. G
Washington, cs Brunswick Ga. Atlanta
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Care of. tho Lips.

Sometimes girls with good lips spoil their beauty by careless little habits of which they are unaware and no one has been kind enough to tell them. A faulty closure of the mouth will alter the entire expression. It gives a look of heavy vacancy and stupidity and Is often due to improper breathing. Biting or gnawlng the lips or con stantly moistening them with the tongue is a bad habit. due sometimes to excessive nervousness, but often to desire to make the mouth bright red Such treatment not only makes the lips thick and colorless, but the deli cate muscles become distorted and twisted. or a protruding mouth is the result A few minutes study before the mirror will show just how to hold :he lips in order to preserve their free delicate curves.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Unwise Neolect.

The girl who tans or freckles easily must never neglect her complexion for a single day in summer Summer treckles are not so bad as the perma- uent variety, but both can and should be avoided.
 It Is advisable to go collarless in summer both to give the throat little freedom from restrain and also to al- low the neck to tan. so that the dread full line between sunburn and white skin is safely avoided.
 The. present pretty fashion of col larless frocks is a boon to the girl who wishes to develop a we'll rounded throat Linen collars will line the neck. Any tight or stiff collar will spoil the contour unless constant massage with Il soothing cream is persisted in.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Mllady's
 Mirror
Whitenina the Skin.


 There is nothing better than lemon juice for whitening the skin and mak- ing 1t smooth and soft, but it must never be applied undiluted. It is much too strong
 The best lotion to mix with 1t when it Is to be used on the face is rose water. To three parts of rosewater add one part of lemon juice and with soft linen rag dab this all over the face. Then rub it gently into the skin until all the moisture is absorbed.
 To obtain the effect you desire you should wash your face thoroughly In tepid water in the morning and then apply some of the lemon juice and rosewater lotion. Instead of using soap and water for cleansing during the day, just wipe your face over with the lotion, which you will find quite effectual in removing all the dust.
 At night, before retiring. wash your face thoroughly in hot water which has been softened with toilet oatmeal (or ordinary oatmeal tied up in mus line bag. dry we'll and then apply some cold cream. Leave this on your skin for five or ten minutes, then wipe it off gently with a soft rag.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
SALISBURY

Miss Ethel Eggleston spent Friday in Hartford,
 Miss Gertrude Silvernail and friend are spending few days at her grahdfa = ther's, N Silvernail
 Miss Marion Lynch is visiting her cou- sin. Miss Clara Bishop.
 MT. Merton Fairman came Saturday to spend Labor Day with MT, Harry Millies |.
 Misses Alice and Hazel Wright and Webster Wright are visiting at MT. David Hatmaker's
 The baseball nine played against the Scrub team Saturday, winning by the score of 1O-3. Umpires Spur and Hor- tie.
 MT and Mrs. Haubnestle spent Sun day with Mrs. Nina Barton.
 The Grange held their meeting Friday night, but on account of the weather, few were present. They had debate on "Woman Suffrage"
 Miss Florence Hortie and MT. William Hortie are spending few days at their home here.
 MT. and Mrs. Wm. Teeter, who have been visiting in Waterbury, have re- turned home.
 MT. and Mrs. 0. L. Warner and daugh- ter Elizabeth. have returned from Bridge port.
 The Salisbury Troubadours are re- hearsing every morning for the play to be given tonight. which promises to be @ great success.
 Efforts are being made to have "Labor Day" never forgotten event. The chemical engine has arrived, @ fire company has been organized, of which there are about thirty members. Uni forms have been ordered for Labor Day The fremen are in charge of the dance in the evening.
 Miss Caroline Wells returned from camp Tuesday.
 Miss Carrie Wyllie spent Sunday with Mrs. Mary Barney
 The public schools of Salisbury do not reopen until the week after Labor Day, Sept. II.
 The funeral of Mrs. George H. Clark was held last Friday from her late home Kew J. O. Goddard and Rev. D. Kirkby off1ciated.
 Mrs. Sarah Hutchinson Clark, who has been ill for some time at the nome of her sister, Mrs. Lyman Warner. died Monday. The funeral was held in the church on Wednesday. Rev. J. O. God dard officiated.
 Several of the Changers went to East Canaan Tuesday.
 Mrs. F. R, Davis, of Hartford. spent part of the week with friends.
 Harvest Festival, Sheffield Town Hall, Aug 28-S Sept. 3. Decker's New York 1 Entertainment Go. Bradbury's Orches tr Faiuable Prizes. Season tickets 30 cents.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Gilbert Always Remembered.

This Gilbert story reaches me from an old Harrovian, says d writer in the Manchester Guardian. In 1872 the peO- pie of the town got up theatricals to raise funds for a hospital. Dr. Butler, the head master. said he would not allow the schr-ol to go unless the pieces were first submitted to him. One was Gilbert's Palace of Truth" In it is a passage in which the hero says to the heroine, Meet me at 9 o'clock tonight outside the garden gate" Dr. Butler vetoed this and substituted, Meet me at 3 o'clock this afternoon" This seemed to him more decorous. Some years after Gilbert was invited to the Harrow speeches. In reply to the toast of his health he said, q am very much interested in visiting Harrow, for as far as I know it is the only place in the world where a line of mine has ever been condemned as improper" !" Great consternation> prevailed-all the greater because no one except the speaker and one other person, who was just leaving Harrow in 1872, knew what he meant. It was not Gilbert's way to forget these things.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Somewhat Absentminded.

Some amusing glimpses of the dis coverer of chloroform are given in the "Recollect1ons of Lady Priestly," wife of Simpsons assistant at the time of the discovery. "The professor" she writes, used to make his experiments with chloroform Oh us girls. and with some of the liquid just poured ons handkerchief would have half dozen or us lying about in various stages of sleep. Our mother feared nothing and was only too delighted to sacrifice, if unavoidable, daughter or two to scienceI He was extremely absentminded. remember once lunching at his house when he had just arrived from some antiquarian ex- petition. The butler, who had been unpacking his things. came in and said confdeptially. Doctor. you have left all your flannel vests behind! 'Ah! Ohv replied Simpson, feeling himself all over. I've got them all on ''-Pal Mall Gazette.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Oonind the Bahv.


 "At the first sign of an attempt to standardize and sterilize the babies" :" says Ellis Parker Butler in Success Magazine, 'I organized the Fond Fla thers' Oop-de-baby Association of America. For thousands of years fla thers. have been permitted to oop-de- baby unrestrained, and this right was one of the first rights attacked by the advocates of the automatic baby. considered it a double blow at the baby and at the father and resented it as such. If father may not cop his own baby, what is the world coming to? Doping a baby is a fathers great est pleasure. It is the act of grasping the baby under the arms, tossing the baby into the air and catching it on it's down trip, while the words "Oop-de- babyw are repeated at each toss. This is repeated until the baby is hysterical or drops on the floor by accident. It is then handed to it's mother"
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
CORNWALL
Mrs, Samuel ScoviIIe
50 cents.

On August 18th, 1911. Mrs. Harriet E. Beecher ScoYille died at her residence at Cream Hill, Cornwall, Conn.,, in the 74th year of her age. Mrs. Scoville was the widow of the late Rev. Samuel Sco- vile and the daughter and oldest child of the late Henry Ward Beecher and Eunice White Ballard. She is survived by four children, Mrs. H. B. s. Devan and Miss Annie B. Scoville of Stamford Conn. Samuel Scoyille, Esq, of Phila- delphia and William H. ScoviIIe, of Hampton, Va. Mrs. Scoville was taken with stroke few days before her death and passed away very peacefully in the afternoon, ill the little cottage where she had spent her summers for over twenty years.
Connecticut western news., 1911-08-31
Bones s+ronoer Than Oak.

The wonderful power of bone struc- ture has been tested scientifically to show how that hollow bone bears strain. A very small bone, only one square millimeter CO155 square inch) in diameter. will hold thirty-three pounds in suspension without break ing, while a piece of the best oak of the same thickness will hold up only twenty-two pounds. The bone is therefore half again as strong as the solid oak, thus showing that nature is economical in the weight given to bones, making them hollow and at the same time makes them stronger than If they were solid and much heavier. This principle has been recognized in mechanics, engineers using hollow steel tubes instead of solid to meet great strain.-New York World.