The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1911-12-29
CHATTER !.
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
ELLSWORTH YOUNG


seems to reside in rendering US irri
tably conscious OF our too-close cas-
ings Of too-solid flesh; whose humid
and inert atmosphere. sodden with
tepid moisture. clings palpably to the
body. causing men to feel as II they
crawled, halfsuffocated. at the bot
tom of a sea of rarefied water.
The hour may have been eight; II
may have been not quite that, but II
was almost dark. The windows were
oblongs, black as night In the yellow
walls Of ORourke's bedchamber In the
Hotel d'Orient Monte Carlo.
have the honor to make known
O'Rourke in the county Of Galway.
Ireland; otherwise and more widely
known as Colonel Terence O'Rourke;
a chevalier of the Legion Of Honor Of
France; sometime an officer In the
Foreign Legion In Algiers; wander
err spendthrift, free-lance, cosmopol-
ite-a gentleman-adventurer, he's been
termed.
He was dressing for dinner. The
glare Of half dozen electric bulbs dis
covered him all but ready for public
appearance-not, however, quite ready.
In his shirt sleeves he faced cheval-
glass, pluckily (if with the haggard
eve of exasperation) endeavoring to
outmaneuver a demon of inanimate
perversity which had entered into his
dress tie, melting it to refuse to as
sumo, for all his coaxing and his STRAIT
agems, that effect of nonchalant per-
lection so much sought after, so sell
dom achieved.
Patiently was the thing possessed
by devil; O'Rourke made no manner
Of doubt of that. Though for minutes
at time he fumbled. fidgeted, fumed,
1t was without avail.
His room itself was in a state of
considerable Notwithstanding due
mainly to O'Rourke's characteristic ef-
forts to find just what he might hap
pen to desire at any given time with
out troubling to think where it ought
properly to be.
Something of this confusion, mir
rored In the glass, was likewise re-
Elected In ORourke's eyes, what time
he paused for breath and profanity.
Faith, it's worse than a davis nest,
the place." he admitted. scandalized.
How ever did lone lone man-do
all that, will We be telling me?" He
flung out two helpless baffled hands,
and let them fall. After a meditative
pause he added: Damn that Alsar
tian!"-with reference to his latest
and least competent valet, who had
but recently been discharged with a
flea In his ear and months unearn-
ed wage In his pocket. For knowing
me ways" sighed O'Rourke, there
was never anyone the like of Danny"
For as many as three livelong days
this man had been reduced to the ne
cessity of dressing himself with his
own fair hands-and that at least
thrice daily, who did nothing by /
halves. And. somehow, mysteriously, |
his discarded garments had for the
most part remained where he had
thrown them, despite the earnest ef-
forts Of the femme de chambre to re-
store something resembling order from
this man-made chaos. For servants
all liked we'll the O,Rourke, improvi-
dent soul that he was, freehanded
to a fault
You are invited to picture to your
self O'Rourke as invariably he was
In one Of his not infrequent but ever
phases of affluence: that is,
a very magnificent figure indeed.
bit over six feet, deep Of
chest and lean of flank, with his long,
straight legs he looked what he had
been meant to be, man of arms and
action. His head was shapely, its
dark hair curling the least in the
world; and. incredibly stained, a trans
parent brown, his features were lean,
eager, and rendered very attractive
by quick boyish eyes in whose warm
Dlue-gray depths humor twinkled
more often than not, though those
same eyes were not seldom thought
ful. a trace wistful. perhaps, with
he look of one who recalls dear men,
'ries. old friends and sweethearts
owed and lost. :, For he had
begun to live early in life and had
much to look back upon. though for
LII that it's doubtful II he were more
han thirty at the time he became In
'olved in the fortunes of the Pool
,f Flame.
For the rest OF him. barring the re-
FACTORY tie, the man was strikingly
veil groomed. while his surroundings
poke for comfortable circumstances.
On the authority Of the absent and re-
'retted Danny, who had long served
he O,Rourke in the intimate capaci-
les OF body-servant, confidant and
OF the exchequer (this last.
4 course. whenever there happened
o be any exchequer to require a chan
ellor), there was never anyone at all
sho could spend money or wear !
Sothes like himself. meaning the mas
or. And at this time o'Rourke was
stensibly In funds and consequently ,
a. the saying runs) cutting a wide
wath. Heaven and himself only knew J
10 limits of his resources; but his /
tanner Q Monte Cristo might have I