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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15
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"Why do you bury yourself herer
Because l like it,
"Oh, | see."
"See what?' &
"You are a dead one"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15
No Cause,

"My debts don't worry me-"
"Why?
"They spend all their energy upon
my creditors
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

World Almanac fer 191I-an entire
Ballard's.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15
L. ALEXANDER
PRACTICAL
CARPENTER AND BUILDER

Careful estimates made on all con-
tract work. Gives mere and better
work for the money than any other
contractor N town.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

Many a man mistakes a torpid liver
for general degeneracy of the times.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15
No Shirkinq.

No Sinking.
"What are you lying there on the
ground for, young man.?
81 am taking the sun cure for head
ache, father"
"Well, you get up and go to work or
you will be taking the dad cure from
the toe of my boot In about minute"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

A judicious fatterer adds q spice Of
adverse criticism TO his praise
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

Some men play in such hard luck
that they are always cast for the
worm in every enterprise.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

A laugh will OF,
ten turn u thrust
as we'll as a sharp
r G t ort, and II
leaves the attack
ed one at least
feeling better.
You can't catch
a swallow by salt
ing its tail, but
can frequently
catch a sucker by
sailing a mine.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15
A est.

Did you ever see rabbit rugged for
flight?
sledge?
Did you ever see a whale and gopher
fight?
II you didn't then 1 guess that you're all
right,
And I will not have to make you sign
the pledge
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

No matter how eXaSperating she may
be, man does hate to quarrel with his
wife when she is q good cook.
Half the fun of venture lies in its
uncertainty.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

MI Of which - respectfully submit.
It'd Ernest Amos state Auditor.
All bills approved were ordered
paid.
Following j. a summary Of all road
ill. naii a. this meeting Of The boarl !.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

"Their little boy Willie amt got any.
ma"
"Why, Johnnie! Why do you say
that?"
"'Cause / licked him yesterday and
II all ran out"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

johnnie Knew.
''They say that the Trenches have
blue blood in their veins"
''Is that so?"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

MRS. CLARENCE CAMP.
MRS. RHEINAUER.
MRS. l.. r. CHAZAL.
MRS. GEORGE MACKAY.
MRS. c. l.. ANDERSON.
MISS ESTHER WEATHERS.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1911-02-15

Self confidence alone never moved
any mountains.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Natures Kindly Veil.

I'VE surely need not wonder that
mist and all it's phenomena have been
made delightful to us, since our happi-
ness as thinking beings must depend
on our being content to accept only
partial knowledge even in those mat
ters which chiefly concern US. If we
insist upon perfect intelligibility and
complete declaration in every moral
subject, we shall instantly fall into
misery of unbelief Our whole happi-
ness and power of energetic action
depend upon our being able to breathe
and live in the cloud; content to see
it opening here and closing there; re-
joicing to catch, through the thinnest
films of it, glimpses of stable and sub
stantial things; but yet perceiving a
nobleness even in the concealment
and rejoicing that the kindly veil is
spread where the untempered light
might have scorched us, or the in
finite clearness wearied. John Rus.
kin.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
HOUSE, 22l TO 100,
PASSES WOOL BILL
WISCONSIN MEMBERS AMONG
THE "a REPUBLICANS WHO
VOTED WITH MAJORITY.
SCHEDULES ARE CUT DEEP
Duty on Raw Wool Paced at 20
Per Cent. AID VaIorem, Is 60 Per
Cent Reduction in Present Spe.
cifIc Rate Amendments Lost.

Washington, D. C.-The house of
representatives, 221 to 100, passed
the Underwood wool tariff revision
bill, providing for a reduction OF the
duty on wool and manufacturers of
wool. Twenty-one republicans, inciud-
ing LenroOt, Morse, and Nelson Of
Wisconsin voted with the democrats
for the passage of the measure and
one democrat, Representative Francis
of Ohio, voted against it.
Many amendments were offered
and voted down, the only one adopt
ed being slight change in phrase
olOgy. Almost five hours were spent
by the house in debate under the five
minute rule. Immediately preceding
the final vote motion, offered by
Representative Payne of New York.
that the bill be resubmitted TO the
ways and means committee with in
structions that it await a report from
the tariff board on the wooden indus
try before making final report on the
bill, was lost by a vote OF 1S9 to lis.
After the bill had passed a mes
sage was read from President Taft
in response to a request which had
been made for certain information
from the tariff board in regard to the
wooden question: The message said
the desired information could not be
furnished at this time.
The bill places a duty of 20 per
cent ad valOrem on raw wool imports
as against an average duty of a little
more than A per cent ad valorem
under the present law. On partly
manufactured wool, and on products
manufactured in whole or in part
from wool, the average duty under
the proposed law would be about 40. 5
per cent ad valOrem as compared with
the present average ad valOrem duty
Of more than 80 per cent. The ways
and means committee has estimated
that the bill would reduce the annual
revenue under the wooden schedule of
the tariff by a little more than ST.
100000. The bill prescribes that it
shall be in effect Jan. l, next, but it is
not believed the bill will pass the SEN
ate at this session.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Puzzle for German Police.

curious obstacle has interviewed to
prevent the decapitation of a man who
was recently sentenced to death at
PCsen, Germany, for murder. The
condemned man called himself Jacob
Kinzle, and had the usual papers of
identification made out in this name.
Under it he had served several terms
of Imprisonment for theft, and no one
doubted that it was his own name till
after he had been adjudged to lose
his head 1t then came to the knowl-
edge of the police that the real Jacob
KinZle is at present farming in South
Africa, where he is highly respected;
and that his papers were stolen from
him some years ago. Under German
law, however, nobody can be executed
till hts identity has been properly es-
tab1ished, and the authorities are com
pletely at loss as to the real name
and parentage of their doomed cap
tive He, not unnaturally. steadily de-
clines to provide them with the in
formation that will enable them to
proceed with the operation OF cutting
of his head.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
WILL MAKE TEST OPTIONAL
BjchIer Bill, Repeating CompuIs sorry
Feature of TuberCuIin Law,
Goes to Governor.

MadisOn.-Unless the governor re-
fuses to sign the Bichler bill repeal
ing the law requiring that dairy and
breeding cattle be tested for tuber-
culosis, the farmers Of the state have
won their fight against the compul-
sorry test, as the senate cOncurred in
the Bichler measure which makes the
test optional.
The senate has concurred in the
Joint resolution for a constitutional
amendment empowering the state to
engage in the life insurance business
and passed the bill to reimburse the
members of the special legislative
committee which negotiated a settle
ment of the back tax suits against
state railroads and killed the Boss
hard measure requiring every voter
to pay an annual poll tax of IS.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Russian Tyranny UnbearabIe.

DR.. Vinogradoff, the Oxford profes
sor of Jurisprudence, recently began
a course of lectures at Moscow uni
versity, where he once filed the his
tory choir, and has explained why he
had to abandon this enterprise and
how much of the trouble in Russian
universities arises. Il personally con.
sidered it impossible to lecture in a
room surrounded by policemen with
loaded rifles, and so did many of my
colleagues. When the Moscow uni
versity made representations to the
government in the sense that It was
impossible to have two sets of author
ities-the academic authority and the
police authority-and when the rec
tor, the assistant rector, and the proc
tor resigned their administrative Of
fees. they were dismissed from their
professorships. Twenty-four other
professors and lecturers then re-
signed"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
How German Girls Learn.

How would an up-to-date American
girl like the following hint from a
German critic now in this country {?
Why 90 not struggling country par
sons with small salaries help them
selves out by taking charge of city
young women? In Germany it is the
custom for a girl to pass a year be-
tween school and society in the coun-
try in the home of some clergyman
who can oversee her reading, while
his wife inductS her into all the mys-
terry of the housewifely arts. The plan
has many advantages. 1t is more prac-
teal than your course In domestic
science, for the pupil actually takes a
hand in all the work of the household
from the laundering to sausage max
ing.
Free from the distractions Of home
or society, or even of the classroom
she can devote herself single minded
to the business in hand Her first
timid experiments are ventured out of
range of the ieers of brothers and sis
tiers and of the mothers unconscious
assumption that she is still a little
girl. When she goes home it is in the
full blush and dignity of housewifely
completeness, a graduate into mature
life
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Hume and the Saints.

David Hume's residence in the New
Town of Edinburgh was the first
building in a new street and a witty
young lady chalked up on the walls
est. David street" abiding to the
owner. Humes servant girl resented
such a reference to her master and
hurried into the house TO inform how
he had been made game Of Never
mind, lassie.'' said Hume, many a
waur man has been made a saint be
fore"
The authorities adopted the young
lady's suggestion, for the thoroughfare
is so named to this day. There is an
other version of the philosophers re-
ply to his housekeeper as we have
heard it: Never mind. many a bet
ter man has been made a saint before
me"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
TEXT COMMISSION DENIED
Senate Follows Example of AS mbIy
IN Refusing to Create Stale Board
Vote Provision Bill Killed.

Madison.-By refusing to take the
kleczka bill from the table, where it
had been laid to await the action of
the assembly on a similar measure,
relating to a state text book commits
sion, the senate gave the text book
commission idea it's quietus. The vote
in the upper house was II to 9
against the bill. The assembly killed
a similar measure
The senate, by vote of 10 to f.,
passed bill No. 15S, which eliminates
a required number of votes at the
primaries to get his name on the Off
cial ballot. Fear was expressed that
the bill will interfere with the second
choice law.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
HORACE GETS A FLUTE
He SEES HIMSELF Pl AYING ON
THE CONCERT STAGE.
Gut Mother ard the Old Horse Disap.
prove of His Efforts and Father
SqueIches His Musical
Ambition.

1t was an evil day when Horace
finished getting enough subscriptions
to the Boys Companion by working
his rabbit foot on the neighbors, for
as soon as he had secured five sub
scriptions Horace added 40 cents to
the collections, per advertisement.
and got flute.
1t was never intended either by ma
ture or the Goddess of Music that
HORACE and a flute should be com
bined
They mixed and mingled and ac-
corded about as nicely as a lead bullet
disintegrates and dissolves in skim
milk
Bye for many weeks Horace had
dreamed of that flute with all the fer
vor of dreams that inhabit the SOM
nolent brain-pan OF fifteen-year-old
boy with musical aspirations.
Horace wouldn't have admitted it
for the world. but within his narrow
chest his heart beat high with hopes
born of visions Of himself, clad in ir-
reproachable evening dress, standing
on stage Brilliantly lighted and play
ing to crowded house that applauded
until the canvas flies tapped "a the
breeze of their approval. The flute
was included in the picture
1t was a fine flute, worth probably
20 cents. The pasteboard box said it
was made of cocobolo wood but you
could take pin and scratch through
the cocobolo to the yellow poplar be-
meath. Also it was bound with mas
sive German silver bands
Horace tried the flute at once. His
mother who was In the act of lifting
the lid off the soup kettle, forgot what
she was doing and dropped the lid
with a crash as the steam rose and
scalded her.
She descended upon Horace, her
fingers wrapped in her apron, which,
as any woman knows, is the remedy
for injury.
"What-in-th '-name-of-all that's-goOd-
and-wonderful," she said, are you
making that awful noise about? And
what's that you've got in your hand?"
Its my flute" said Horace proudly.
We'll, take it and flute somewhere
else" said Horace's mother with de-
cision. Horace went sOrrOwfully to-
ward the barn and sat upon a keg. He
essayed Coming Thro' the Rye"
Old Sam, the faithful family horse,
had been doing in his stall. He had
been dreaming of days gone by. Then
it happened.
With a snort Sam arose, trembling
in every limb, and with one leap broke
his halter rope, dashed through the
stable, smashed across the wood pile
and, breaking through a wire fence,
disappeared with supplemental snorts
down the road.
Horace looked about him guiltily,
Clearly the old horse was getting
nervous. But sturdily he set to work
to learn Coming Thro the Rye"
The sound brought HOraces father
out of the lot where he was setting
Thro' the Rye" died away. Horace's
father approached with steady step.
His extended hand was steady. His
eyes were steady. His jaw was steady,
too.
He took the flute, walked to the
door, and cast it into the wide, wide
world. Then he pointed to the field.
There's eighty fence posts out
there" he said And Horace followed
the general direction of his finger
Galveston News.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
FACES ARE ALTERED BY FOOD
Specialists Say That the Contours Are
Changed From Plain to Pretty,
or Vice Versa.

You can, according to the opinion
OF an American expert, alter your
chlldren's features by varying their
food.
II your little daughter, for instance,
mas too heavy a face, too massive a
chln, and you are afraid that she will
grow up unprepossessing, cease to
give her foods with starch in them,
and she will become dainty and
graceful
Should she, on the other hand, be
too slender Of feature, with a tiny
chin, you can develop rounded curves
by giving her more starch than she
has been having.
Man is what he eats" says this
expert, and he then mentions such d.
vergencies from the normal facial
type as starch chin" onion chin,
tea drinkers teeth" "full-lipped
sugar mouth" and potato lip" These
Emergencies. he says, are caused by
the articles of diet named.
The food eaten makes an enormous
dlherence In peoples appearance" a
Bond street beauty doctor who has
had several years hospital experience
said, and though 1t cannot alter the
framework Of the adult face it can
that of young children while their
bones are still growing.
The child who has too much starch
develops puffy flesh all over the face
which then appears too massive.
Such child should be given more
| heterogeneous food, such as meat and
green vegetables containing the prop
er mineral salts for building uI
strong, well-shaped bones, and much
less starchy food, such as rice, pota
toes or white bread.
Such vegetables are spinach
spring cabbage, turnip tops, celery OF
carrots. By their action better mus
cufar tissues are built up over strong
er bones, and the result is alert
dainty features
III, however. the face is too thin
more starch should be given, as vel
as protefds and the vegetables l have
named, and then the rounded contour
so necessary to beauty will be built
up"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Hotel Wars for Patrons.

Appleton.-Because the new North
western road train schedule transfers
train No. Ill, which runs through
Manitowoc from Milwaukee to Apple
ton. to the Lake Shore division via
Green Bay instead of this city, the
Sherman house management says that
its business has been affected and has
secured an injunction to prevent the
road from carrying out the change
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
State Steamfitters Organize.

Fond du Lac-Steamf of the
state in a meeting here organized q
permanent body to be known as the
Wisconsin Steamfitters' association
NJ. E. Fishertt of Milwaukee was
chosen president, ]. F. Ahearn, Fond
du Lac, vice-president, and Fred
Kaufman, Milwaukee, secretary.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Free TO Our Readers.

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
for 4S-page illustrated Eye Book Free
Write all about Your Eye Trouble and
they will advise as to the Proper Applca-
ton of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your
Special Case Your Druggist will tell you
that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes Strength
ems Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart, Soothes
Eye Pain and sells for soc. Try 1t in
Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for Scaly
Eyelids and Granulation.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
The Easiest Way.

They tell me that Burns CHOPPED
with an old flame"
Yes. that's what he did"
Well, that surely is hot onel How
did he do it,
THE natural way-down the FIRE es-
cape Judge
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

SASKATOON'S district has never
known crop failure, even in most adverse
seasons. Hence the prosperity of our
English-speaking agricultural community.
Hence the fact that Saskatoon's popua-
ton has jumped from ll3 to over 10000
in less than seven years. We have lots of
land Why not keep the family together
by getting some for yourself and the boys?
For all information write Commissioner,
Board of Trade, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan,
Western Canada.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
FatherlV Advice,

Now that you are married, my son,
listen to me-"
What is it, dad?"
Try to be a husband, not merely
an eX-bachelOr."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Use ALIENS FOOT-TASE

the Antiseptlc powder to be shaken into the shoes
for tired aching feet 1t takes the sting Cut of
and bunions and makes walking delight. Sold
everywhere, Csc. Refuse substitutes For FREE
trial package, address A. 8. Olmsted lie Roy, NY.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Girl Drowned in Nall Pond.

Baraboo.-Aiss Lila Konkel of
Greenfield, was found drowned in the
mill pond here
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

You complain OF 1ngratitude; were
you not repaid by your pleasure in do
ing good?-Levis.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

Mrs. W.nslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces nhamma
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc a bottle
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

Take Garfield Tea to regulate the liver
and overcome constipation.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

Love is seIishness in two persons
Bouffiers.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

God pays, but not every Saturday.
Alphonse Karr
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
Pretty Quick.

He-But couldn't you learn to love
me, Anna?
She-I don't think l could, Harry.
He Preaching for his haD-It is as
| feared-you are too old to learn
Harper's Bazaar.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

Friendship is one soul in two bod
ies.-Diogenes.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

too kind to be kind enough.-Mari-
vaux.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23

Keep your heart high: that is the
sum Of hilosophy.-Victor Cousin.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-23
The Exception.

ne ENCSpllOis
Post-There are as good fish in the
sea as ever were caught.
Parker-Hm! | guess you haven't
heard ThompSon's latest fish story
Harpers Bazaar.
The Chanute times., 1911-06-09
SANTA FE TIME CARD.
Arrives
SOUTH BOUND.

SOUTH BOUND Arrives
Daly 3:3O A. nj
Daily 14O f. nj
Daily lex Sunday 9o f.
NORTH-BOUND.
o From Cofeyvil Daily Ex Sunday $50 A.
vi Cheyvale Daily lO A.
POP From Valley, Wellington, Tulsa, Cofeyvle,
Vale, Etc. Daily y..~..... 125 P M
Pittsburg, Grard Erie, Etc, Daily llo r. M
Frgt Pisburg Daily lex Sunday 700 F.
EAST-BOUND
Fredon Benedict and West Daily O45 A.
City, Chicago, Etc. Daily y lfo A. M
ForY Topeka, Kansas City, Etc. Daily,
Hx Sunday 900 A. M
ro rorolo Kansas Chcaoo Etc ....
uneven CIorrvvala Daily
Tulsa Etc. Daily 34O A. nj
o t3os Oklahoma
ou 1or 1,uo cr.rd Pitsburo Daily M a.m.. 2:O P. M
247 Local Frg Erie Pburg, Daily (Ex Sunday TOO A. M
WEST-BOUND
2o' For oeneolc' rreoon' i'"' ' f Daily.. 2O5 M
truly,
r j.. WHISNAND, Agent.
The Chanute times., 1911-06-09
Real Friends Are Few

What man is depends upon him
self and everything that influences his
life. The family influence is power
full one. The right kind of wife will
have much to do in bringing out the
best there is in him, and the wrong
kind of wife will develop the worst.
But no matter what the family infiu-
ence is, man, in large measures,
consists of himself and his friends.
And when he comes to analyze the
difference between his friends and his
acouaintances he is fortunate indeed
if he finds one real friend for every
finger on his two hands. Most men
count their friends on the fingers OF
one hand.
Think that over. Study out for
yourself just how many you have
carelessly called your friends that can
absolutely be depended upon under all
circumstances.
A real friend is one who wants you
to develop the best there is in you.
How many of your friends measure up
to this simple Standard Ifyou are in
position to grant special privileges,
you will have no trouble finding
friends who will do favors for you
with the exception of putting you
under obligation and then getting
more from youthan you get from them.
But they fall away when they find they
can't use you or when your position in
life has so changed that you can't do
something for them.
1t is always easy to get friends when
you don't need any. But the ones you
count on your fingers are the oneswho
will be there when you need them
And you need true friends every
The great thing is to know the differ