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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
FATHER FORGOT TO REGISTER
Inqulsitive Younester VIKINGS Confess
sion From Parent After Consid-
cradle Questioning.

Paw, who you goin' to vote for
when the election comes OFF,"
Don't bother me. Johnny"
(Pause.)
Paw, who you goin' to vote for? ?"
Johnny don't you see I'm busy?
(Another pause.)
Paw, who you goin' to vote for?"
I'm not going to vote for anybody.
Are you satisfied now?
Why amt you goin' to vote for
anybody, paw"
"I'll send you to bed If you don't
quit bothering mel"
(Still another pause.)
Paw, why amt you goin' to vote
for anybody?"
Because | forgot to register. Nov
If you say another word I'll spanl
you'll"
(Johnny looks amazed. but say:
nothing more.)
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
SCRATCHED TILL BLOOD RAN

when my boy was about three
months old his head broke out with a
rash which was very itchy and ran a
watery fluid. We tried everything we
could but he got worse all the time.
till it spread to his arms. legs and
then to his entire body He got so
bad that he came near diving. Tho
rash would itch SO that he would
scratch till the blood ran. and a thin
yellowish stuff would be all over his
.Y,1. A.. ~, ....
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
ONE WAY OF GETTING EVEN
Policeman Is Willing to Allow Den
fist Torture Patient After Latter
Tells His Story.

Here" said the policeman after he
had hurriedly entered the dentists re-
ception room, what's goin' on ?
You've had man in there hollerin'
bloody murder for nearly half an hour
Why don't you give him something to
stop his pain?''
Give him something to stop his
pain? My dear sir. you don't under
stand. had occasion to take lady
to lunch one day last week-oh, il
was a business matter. nothing more
and this chap saw me. Well, the
next day he happened to meet m!
wife, whom he knew before she was
married, and he mentioned that h,
had seen me and wanted to know
what the other lady's name was. o
course, l.
'Oh, never mind. Go ahead an,
kill him."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Too Much of a Risk.

The beautiful girl had fallen into
the lake, and, much to the displeasure
of the moving picture man, the tried
and tested hero refused to go to heI
aid.
whats the trouble with your de
manded the moving picture man an
grily. why didn't you jump in ant
rescue the maid?"
'Skeered l might get drowned" re
sponded the hero nonchalantly.
'But you are wearing your new he
no medal?"
That's just the trouble The
blamed medal weighs so much Tn
skeered I'd sink"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
IN HREE hundred years ago this
spring the Authorized or King
James Version of the Bible


spring the Authorized or King
James Version of the Bible
was published in England, and
the momentous event has just
been commemorated throughout the
British Isles by series of celebra-
tons lasting an entire week.
The Inauguration of the Authorized
Version is due to James !. of England
and vi. of Scotland. in so far as he
summoned by royal proclamation the
conference at Hampton court in 1904
for determining things amiss in the
church." and ultimately appointed
certain learned men, to the number
Of four-and-fifty, for the translation
of the Bible" Hence the laudatory
dedicatory epistle drawn up by the
translaters, representing him as ''prin-
cipal mover and author of the work" "
But the man who should more justly
| be entitled mover" was DR.. John
Rainolds, dean of Lincoln and after
wards president of Corpus Christi col
| lege, oxford. It was he who intro
duced the question of the Bible at the
conference, and urged it's retransla-
ton by quoting several mis-transa-
tons. my lord of London bancroft,
says the historian) added that If every
mans humor should be followed
there would be no end of translating, y
thereby discounting RainoEls' motion
Fortunately. the idea appealed to the
king, and so he became patron" of
the work, although he did not contrib.
ute any money towards the expenses
of the undertaking
Rainolds was one of the ripest schol
ars of his day, and had very remark
able memory. Hakewill called him "a
living library or third university" His
company of translators, of whom he
was the most eminent, styled him
their foreman
A good three years elapsed between
the conference and the getting tc
work, and by that time King James
"four-and-fifty men" had dwindled tC
forty .seven-all sound scholars IL
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06


For Company Lmicheons.
When preparing dish for company
we like to have 1t both good to look
at and pleasing to the palate Many
dainty dishes may be prepared with
little expense If one can spare the
time for preparation.
Dreamed Chicken In Potato Pattes.
Into pint of hot mashed potato stir
one well beaten egg; pack three
inches deep in buttered granite pan
and set aside until cold. Turn out
carefully; stamp with large sized
cutter, and with smaller one In the
celter. Stand well apart in buttered
pan, brush over with beaten eggyok,
and brown In moderate oven. Just
before serving scoop out the center Of
each patty and fill with creamed chick
en- or fish Garnish with parsley.
A salmon loaf is another nice COM
pany dish Pick up the salmon from
a pound cam rub with two tablespoon
fuls OF butter, two eggs well beaten,
and half a cup of bread crumbs, a
fourth OF a cup of cream, half table.
spoonful OF minced parsley. cayenne
pepper and salt to taste. Mix thor.
oughly and steam three quarters of an
hour In any mould, Serve with
Salmon Sauce.
Add to the liquor from the salmon
tablespoonful of butter melted, a
half cup Of milk, boil and thicken with
a teaspoonful of cornstarch mixed
with two tablespoonfuls Of cold milk.
Cook until smooth. when cold add to-
mato catsup and salt and pepper.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Ways Of Serving Cheap Meats.

Ways Of Serving Cheap Meats.
A mutton stew, prepared by cutting
the meat after wiping 1t we'll with a
damp cloth, then fry it in a little fat
until well Drowned cover with boil
ing water and cook an hour and half
very slowly, and then add a cupful OF
green peas; serve with the peas.
This is cheap and good meat dish.
The seasonings are added when the
meat is nearly cooked.
Another stew which may be varied
by the vegetables used to season 1t Is
Irish Stew.
Remove fat and gristle from the
meat after wiping it; cut in half-inch
cubes. season with salt and pepper
and dredge with flour, then brown the
meat In Il little fat until well Drowned.
Cut turnips in dice, carrots in strips
and potatoes in quarters; chop one
onion and fry all but the potatoes with
the meat. When brown, cover with
| boiling water and simmer until the
meat is tender. Twenty minutes be-
fore serving add the potatoes. Use
care about handling the mixture SO
that the stew is not mushy. Ten
minutes before taking up add the
dumplings, letting them rest on the
meat to steam. Serve with the
dumplings as garnish around the
edge of the platter
mutton stew Ia made like the
Irish stew emitting the carrots and
turnips.
Have the butcher chop the tough
end of a porterhouse with knife I'M
til it is In shreds. Cook this when
the steak is broiled and 1t will be as
tender as the rest.
Beef Cannelon.
Put two pounds Of beef through the
meat chopper. adding a square inch
OF kidney fat. Add beaten egg, one.
half cup of bread crumbs, table
spoonful of lemon juice, a teaspoonful
of chopped parsley, few drops OF
onion juice. two teaspoonfuls of salt
and teaspoonful of pepper. Bake in
creased pan, cover with strips of
salt pork while baking. Bake 40
minutes.
II one cares to make this especially
nice. round steak may be used and
serve 1t with mushroom sauce. Basic
while baking with soup stock or but
ter and water, If there is not enough
fat from the pork
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
MAY Be for Effect.

Il never before saw man so en-
thusiastic about the future of his
town"
He does indeed seem to be very en-
thusiastic about the future Of his town,
but have often wondered II he really
feels that way or is merely playing a
part"
why do you question his SINGER
ity?"
81 happen to know that most of his
money is invested in town lots he
would like to SELL"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
His Finish.

Il was surprised to see old lite
wad's death notice in your paper this
morning"
"You must be mistaken. The only
notice concerning Titewad was the ac-
count of how he lost a thousand dol.
lars In speculation"
well, he didn't live after that. did
he?"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
No Ordinary Affair.

Eyes, when Josiah and me got mar
ried we had an awful fine weddin'."
Il suppose it was a church AFFAIR."
Indeed it was! I'll never forgit 1t
till my dyin' day. guess everybody
for miles and miles around was there,
We had music on the organ and
bridesmaids and a best man and all
them kind of things, you know, and
when the paper wrote 1t up the next
mornin' 1t said right in the headlines
that we plighted our troth."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Simple Remedy.

Doctor Ito wife of patient) and
err hope you took his temperature
this morning?
Wife-Well, it were like this, sir,
put the barometer on is chest, and
1t went round to very dry, sir, so
gave i'm a pint Of beer, an e went to
work this morning. -London M. A.
p
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Educational,

do they teach domestic science at
your college?" inquired the visitor Of
the freshman.
only sewing" replied the fresh
man.
Good idea" said the visitor. And
what do you sew chiefly?"
"Wild oats" replied the freshman.
--Harper's Weekly.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Mock pate de Foie aras.

Take large calls liver wipe It
with damp cloth, and lard the top
we'll with salt port. Put It in sauce
pan Add one onion chopped one-half
bay leaf, one blade Of mace. one
dozen pepper corns and four cloves.
Pour over sufficient stock to cover and
simmer three and half hours. Cut
the liver in thin slices, arrange in a
deep dish and strain the liquor over
all. Put in a cool place over night
The next day drain the liver and
pound to paste, adding butter melt
ed and poured off the curd A cup Of
butter may be needed. Season with
salt and pepper and pack in tumblers:
cover with melted butter.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
How IL Happened.

How did you get that spring over.
coat?"
Had sure tip on horserace."
Il never knew one of those sure
tips to pan out"
Neither did l. SO didn't play It
Put the money into this overcoat in
stead
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
The Pesslmlstic Father.

Just remember, my boy, that the
higher you set your goal the finer
your achievements will be when you
reach It,"
yes, | know that, dad, but isn't
there slight chance that | may set
it SO high I'll never get quite to it?"
"Oh, thunder, don't worry about
that. You'll never reach 1t. no mat
ter where you set 1t"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Discovered,

why do you think Myrtle is in
lover" asked the girls father
Il noticed this morning when was
In the library that book of poems
by owen Meredith had been tempered
with"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Where He Drew the Line.

Dr. M. Dee--You have foreign
body In your eye.
Mr.. Mulcahey-A foreign body, is
It? Well, OF don't objict t German.
or a Pole, er a Frinchman; but If ut's
a Dago thot's in me oye git him out
quick, an Oi'll wallop him"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Our Docs,

Lady Owner - Poor dear little
Picklesi He scarcely eats anything
at ALL What must | dol"
Dog Specialist sympathetically)-
You might change his diet from pea
cocks breast to pluver's eggs!-Lon-
don Opinion.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
A RemarkabIe Assumption

Really you are the only man
ever cared for"
Il suppose you engaged yourself to
the others just to keep from hurting
their feelings"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06

City Editor-Anything new about
that accused deaf mute?
Reporter-He got his hearing today.
City Editor-What happened?
Reporter-He'd nothing to say
Puck
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
No False Hopes.

Cholly-I see that Holsters are going
20 be more expensive.
Fond Parent-Well, you needn't
think you are going to get any more
out of me.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
ARE YOU FREE
FROM

Headaches. Colds, Indigestion.
Pains. Constipation, Sour Stomach.
Dnzinessa If you are not. the mos,
effective, prompt and pleasant
method Of getting nd Of them is to
take. now and then. a desertspoon-
fd Of the ever refreshing and truly
beneficial laxative remedy-Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA. 1t is
well known throughout the world
as the best Of family laxative rene
dies. because it acts SO gently and
strengthens naturally without I'M
tahng the system in any way.
To get its beneficial effects it is
always necessary to buy the gcnu-
inc. manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co, bearing the name
Of the Company. plainly printed OF
the front Of every package.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Overdone.

The doctors are urging all kinds
of sanitary measures and precautions
upon the public"
Eyes, if all the recommendations
and warnings were followed, a mans
home would look like a hospital
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Bio Show.

Silas Hardapple-So yeour boy
Zeke graduates this spring? Going
to hang out his shingle?"
Cyrus Ryetop-Shingle? Gosh, Zeke
will feel SO proud an pulled up he'll
hang out a tin roof"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06

He-If l should kiss you. suppose
you'd go and tell your mother.
She-No, my lawyer.-Boston Tran
script.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Wall Street Anchor.

james r. Keene, at an Easter cele-
bration in Cedarhurst," said a New
York broker, "once gave, in dozen
words, the Wall street definition of a
lamb.
"A lamb, said Mr.. Keene, is one
who invests first and investigates
afterwards
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Difference Of Kind.

THE press agent here Just now says
his star is a dancing sunbeam"
Piffle-That's all moonshine,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06

DR.. Perce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
Important TO Mothers

You are not responsible for the dis
position you were born with, but you
are responsible for the one you die
with.---Babcock.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06

Wealth is a bubble that some men
try to enlarge by blowing.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06

Was once girls employment
But now to dress and catch beau
Is what they call enjoyment
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-05-06
|ZzekIfGHEN


HREE were invited. here come
nine, water the porridge that
all may dine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01

When Tacoma high school faces
Spokane November IL the team
will lack the services of its star
quarterback and punter, John
Hamilton. Immediately after the
game with Lincoln Saturday Ham,
ilton was met by his bride to be,
Miss Charlotte Gregory, and both
left for Seattle where they were
married that evening. Hamilton
was considered one of the best
high school punters to be found
many of his spirals winding down
the field for so or 60 yards.
With Coblentz now eligible to
play. Hamilton's place will be well
filled, however, as the former
player was the star kicker in last
years interscholastic games.
The return of Coblentz, Miller
and Schumake to the game and
the loss of Hamilton means al
most a complete change in the
lineup. 1t is also possible
that Coblentz will fill Rushmer's
place at half, that player being
phifted to end. Schumake and
Miller will probably replace Stew
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
Students to
See Gotch
In Action

In order to gain a thorough
knowledge of the tactics used by
Champion Frank Gotch, the
wrestling classes of the high
school and Y. M. G. A. will attend
the match between the champion
ana Asbell tomorrow night. There
will probably be something like
$50 students of the game present.
Although a good many seem to
think that the match is simply an
contest, Manager Flint
claims that 1t will be fight to
the finish. Asbell Is believed to
be able to make a good showing
against the champion, and the lat
ter may have a hard time to pin
the Kansas City mans shoulders
to the mat.
Another holly contested battle
should be that between Mahmout,
the Turk, and Roeher. Both men
are of about equal weight and
ability.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
IKE BUTLER TO
ASSIST MIKE

Next year will see the reap
pearance of Ike Butler in a Taco
ma baseball uniform. But not
as steady player. He will enter
under a new role, that of battery
manager. The training of the
young pitchers and catchers will
be under his eye, new trick in
baseball opened last season when
Hughie Jennings signed Joe Sug-
den, the veteran catcher, for the
same purpose. This new arrange
ment will effect in no way the
position of Captain Mike Lynch,
who will still be the SAY so" of
the squad.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
THE CAST-OFF

He is not playing baseball now
occasionally the name of G. Au-
dubon Spencer appears in maya
zines devoted to scientific pursuits
land he has been known to address
women's clubs upon protective col
oring aus applied to lepidoptera
G. Audubon Spencer has small
but highly interested following
Slug Hardy was frantically wor.
SHIPPED by a few hundred thousand
,perspiring gentlemen who wouldn't
know what lepidoptera meant and
wouldn't care very much either
Yet G. Audubon and Slug are one
and the same person. rtts...
He called himself Hardy when
he decided to become a profes-
sional baseball player, and be be-
came a professional baseball play
Ter because he needed the money
There was a time when he played
the national game for love. He
began as the star pitcher of a
lhigh-school nine, and when he was
seventeen years of age he was
whitewashing semi-pro organiza-
,tions and letting real leaguers
down with two and three hits.
Then he went to a university
where he made baseball history,
and was in a fair way to graduate
with some letters after his name
when Spencer, Senior, took 1t in
to his head to die. He left large
family and a larger mortgage, and
young G. Audubon packed his
traps and disappeared, to turn up
a thousand miles away as Slug
Hardy, the star pitcher of a pro-
fessional team.
He was a sensation for two
seasons, partly because he could
wrap a ball around a batter's neck
and partly because he could hit at
a $40 clip from one end of the
season to the other, and walloping
pitchers are rare birds.
At twenty Hardy was a veteran
pitcher and beginning to feel the
effect of too much work. He
would have been an exploded phe-
nomenon at twenty-one but for
his foresight. He knew that there
comes a time to every pitcher
when the strongest wing weakens
and the former star is left out on
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
AID Says He
Will Fight
Fred WEIGH

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
CHICAGO, Nov. 1.-Ad VOL
CAST. lightweight champion, on his
way to the coast, said today that
the Pacific coast fans are to see
q worlds champion fight at Yer
non on Thanksgiving day. After
eastern followers of fistiana had
given up all hope of seeing VOL
CAST and Freddie Welch get to-
gether, Wolgast sprung surprise
by stating he will go into training
for the Thanksgiving bout inn
mediately upon his arrival in Los
Angeles.
Welch will leave New York for
Los Angeles in a few days.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
GIVEN FREEl

You ought to read our big free
book explaining our method of
treatment. This book Is illustrat-
ed with photos ef perfect pen
tra-vita Is applied, and contains
some valuable information that
send It. closely sealed and pre-
paid, free. IL you Will mail US
this coupon. Call or write today.
Consultation free. Office hours
% a. m. to p. M, Wednesday
and Saturday evenings until 8;
Sundays 10 to ~.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
FOOTBALL CAPTAIN WEEDS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Gregory
announce the marriage of their
daughter Charlotte to John Ham,
ilton. Mr.. Hamilton is captain of
the high school football team and
the young couple are well known
in school and church circles. The
marriage comes as a surprise to
their many friends.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01

Order Fruit Trees and Shrub
berry. Tacoma Implement & Seed
Co., 18th and Com. SO
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
Wells Going Back
Home With
$4,000

(By United Press Leased Wire.
NEW YORK, Nov. Hopes
for a bout between Mat Wells anG
Packey Mcfarland went glimmer.
ing today when the English light
weight champion announced he
will sail for his native shores Fri
day. 1t is said that Wells clean
ed up $4,000 during his few
months stay in the United States.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
Quarterback Married;
Many Changes Likely

art and Baracke, although 1t is
possible that either may be given
a trial at end.
Billy Beymer, brother to Jack
Beymer. quarterback of the '09
and 10 teams, was last night TAX
en- from his position as quarter
back on the second squad and put
in to fill Hamilton's place on the
first. Beymer is small and light
but has great head for running
a team.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
Guard to Give
An Exhibition

To demonstrate to the business
men of Tacoma the nature of
the physical training given to
members of the national guard,
the Tacoma National Guard Ath-
letic association will hold a Sec
ond gymnasium exhibition next
Tuesday night at the armory. In
door baseball, basketball, boxing,
wrestling and other gymnasium
work will be held.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
Papke Battered
Badly By Moha

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
BOSTON, Nov, 1.-"Take him
out of the ring!" shouted the fans
as Billy Papke, former middle
weight champion of the world
was battered all over the roped
arena by Bob Moha of Milwaukee
The consensus of opinion today is
that Papke did not have a look-in
from the start and showed the
poorest form of his career.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
LEW POWELL BESTEO
BY JOHNNY FRAYNE

(By United Press Leased Wire
OAKLAND, Nov. 1. = Good
night for Lew Powell, once idol
of San Francisco fight fans, say
the followers of the mitt game
here today. Powell was badly
worsted in a ten round go here
with his old rival, Johnny Frayne.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
KILLS 5OO.LB. BEAR
By Condo

What is claimed to be the larg-
est bear of it's kind ever killed in
Pierce county was brought to Ia
coma yesterday by William Mont
gall of Alder The bear is large
black one which weighs nearly
500 pounds.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01

The Tacoma bowling team roll
ed three games with Auburn last
night, winning each by a large
margin. Bennett of the winning
team totaled a score of TAI for
the three games.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-11-01
Dies OF Injuries
From Football

BOHEMIAN, Mont, Nov. l.
The first football fatality of the
year occurred here last Saturday
when Charles Lange, a member OF
the Montana Agricultural eleven,
died from injuries received in a
game earlier in the week. Foot
ball for the season has been dis
continued at the college.