Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-07-13

known as an Old
i Tom. The term
originated with tur-
key breeders. After
a gobbler Is Of no
use except to fatten
land eat, he is
known as an Old
= Tom.
The average man eats more than he
a afford. and the average woman
buys more dry goods than she can af-
ford.
The thing hat a woman does around
a house that annoys a mar most, is to
dust.
After a man gets married, he expects
people to take him more seriously.
The people DO not like oratory as
much as politicians imagine. A snake
eater will attract a larger crowd than
q DemoSthenes.
A mans word in business is better
than his word in a love affair.
Nine-tenths Of the things people
quarrel over do not make any differ
ence, n way or the other.
. = A0V0 IN uSC " eIC lO01OI WIN
goes about telling how liberal he would
be If he had an Industrious mans mon
ey.
After one reaches 40, he must ar
range his affairs 80 that half of his
time can be spared those of 20, to tell
of their future plans.
I know I would not make a good
h~stepfather. Nor would 1 particularly
shine as a father-in-law, or as a grand
father.
No scheme pays as we'll as legitimate
business.
There is nothing to be done about
some things but to talk.
You receive more wages in a big
town. but you are compelled to pay
more for fresh eggs.
a lot of time to talking things over"
No wonder women believe in men
marrying for love; they know few
women a be married for money.
Robinson Crusoe found a man on his
island. which makes it a juvenile story.
NXo0 AC IO0IlO 6 WOAkA0k, ~ WOulu have
been a society story.
I have much admiration for anyone
who is always wrought up about
thing.
The newspapers often say the people
demand a thing long before the peo-
pie have thought of 1t.
A good many brickbats are thrown
at society by those who can't get in.
The act that a doctor has been sent
for. helps some people.
In finding fault, few people avoid be-
ing %untruthful and unfair.
II you promise a boy a dime, give IL
TO him: don't expect him to watt days
and days. A boy waiting for a dimd
coming to hin suffers.
Much of that called pure devilment..
Is pure human nature.
When some women entertain they
work so hard you can't enjoy yourself
Tor being sorry for them.
People are usually willing to DO their
duty; U they don't want to do too
much OF II.
Love is like the scarlet fever: some
people get Over 1t all right, while 9th.
ers suffer all their lives from the bad
effects.
Say what you please about patriot
Ism or love. the greatest thing in the
world IL q good job.
Some Of the farmers say they intend
to arm themselves and shoot when au-
tom0biles do not slow up on meeting
their teams. Better nc do It. A town
mar doesn't amount to much. but the
law would probably take notice Of Il
Is . farmer. should Kill one. Town wives
ana children, not knowing any better.
would miss q husband or father killed
- Q result Of failure to 0soW IN
mo woman" said + late novel;
''ehould marry Q man Who eaunot help
6of reach The heiSht0." How women
love that sort Of thing!
Dver remark how much better you
EEL AFTER . good nlBht'e sleep3 You
won't tooo 20 much q night e you have
oeen modest fair ana industrious dur.
ing the day.
When IA inportant matter COMES up
whoeein eveeyone should hip. ooo't q.
poce % sneak out Of your share q the
vera You Win fsel 0oetof e you help
ehooEfally an1 promptly.