Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-27
THE ART OF BUYING
READY MADE CLOTHES

hiffNuuuni suit OF clothes FeAttfdhl.
Aud thus closed the season Of 1911 |
with Bni. For man who buys only /
one outfit year. the shedding of tho |
worn husks OF one season and the /
donning of the foliage for the coming I
twelve month - an event u coiors I
his coming days Nincteen.oicyon FOR
MI Hazel was gray, with green
thread. next year viii be oil brown.
with brown fuzzy hat
- want brown suit of ciothos,
nil told the clerk something for
about tgs. Of tightly woven stun aud
tust the right shade Of brown. snw
something In the window that II about
A."
Kindly step out with me In front.
said the clerk. "and point out the suit
you saw IN the window"
Then nill Hazel. 80 years old. mar
ricd ave ycars. father Of one child
walked out In his old gray clothes OF
iali ana pointed his finger bodily and
without a tr.mor at the glossy gar
mrnts that are TO he his banner ana
shield from now untli he casts his
next 0allot for president There the
suit hung In the show window. and
no hand had yet profaned the poCk-
cts
Then Bili aud the clerk rcentcrod
the store aud. on IN. second floor,
the clerk began delving In the piles
OF Vari-col0rgd clothes hcapcd high on
tho benches. In one place ne found
the cost. in another the vest and ten
by doubling on his tran ana cross
Matching tho two piles. he found the
trousers
You will wear about the same size
~ DO. said the clerk. referring 10
the waist measurement. when man
buys suit IL always happens that
tho clerk who serves him wears the
~ M size. ~ he picks out a necktle
the clerk remarks that his selection
Il Just tho latest thing. I'm wearing
one myself. YOU see"
Hili'a waist was only thirty-one. Not
much over tile Venus de Milo. 80
IN. clerk passed Il on thus;
Perhaps YOU are like me. your FOOD
doesn't do YOU much good"
II have a lot ~ FUN eating H. any
way" nlu chuckled.
Well. don't" replied the clerk.
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under min ITO, tnn' ruhs arounu "
the left shoulder oiadr' ana MI th",
Tried mustard pissters' thons"t
was ms lungs. and finally tho doc told
me " was my stomach
The clerk brought the trousers
forth. and the two discussed stomach
trouble and mental healing for scared
clothing statesmen. Tho giHt Of the
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