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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-05-13
Getting Even With Ma.

Little Boy: ct want a dose OF
castor OIL"
Druggist: do you want the
kind you can't taste?"
Little Boy: ''No, sir; IT'S for
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Free Methodist church, So. I St,
between 18th and 14th sts.. A. N
West, pastor. Sunday school 10
M; services, IL a. M; Y. p. u. I
p. m; class meeting. IL M; evening
service, p. m: prayer meeting
Thursday 7:30 p. m.
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9Th and ID sts., Willard l.. Thomas,
ID. D., pastor. Morning service 1880
a. m; evening service, 7:45 p M;
Sunday school. 10 M; Y. p. u. 6:45
c. IL. meets at $50 D. m.
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International Bibs Students As.
ISOLATION, Maccabees' hall, 1109M q
ST. Discourse. 8 p. M; praise and
an Bible study, $50 p. m.
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LUTHERAN

South Tacoma Norwegian Luther =
an, 62nd and Warner SITS. Rev. o. e.
Heimdahl. pastor Sunday school
$3.50 a. m: service. IL a. m. and 7:i5
y. m.
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Cavalry Presbyterian church, on
Division lane. Rev. John A. Rodgars,
pastor. Sabbath school. 10 a. m. |:
morning service. IL q. m Y. =. S. G..
E., GAS p. m; evening service. 1880
| D. m.
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PRESBYTERIAN

First United Presbyterian church.
9Th ave- and Grant. Services. Il a.
M. and 1880 p. IN,
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Helpful Hints for Mother, Father
and All the Children, on this Page.
Honey the Most Wholesome Of all Sweets: Why
Not Harvest Your Own From Your Own Hives

Editors Note-This is the
last article on back-lot bee
keeping for the city man.
Now, go to 1t!
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MISSIONS

Tenth and l SITS. j. w. Carlson, pas
tor. Sunday school, GAS a. m.
morning service, IL; evening service
,7:45 p. m: Young Peoples society
s q. IN.
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East Congregational church. cor.
East 2sth and E SITS, Rev. s. s.
Healey, pastor, Morning worship
1900; evening service. Tao; Bible
school, 10 a. m; prayer meeting
Thursday evenings.
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Ichurch will hold services in odd
Fellows hall, nay Pacific ave, I'll
Commerce st., Sunday, May 18th, at
p. m. Lecture and demonstrations
on modern spiritualism by Rev. Max
Hoffman of Chicago.
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% Wear belt to match skirt.
The high waistline is good style.
(2) Roller skating, is said to
benefit flatfoot, to strengthen. the
ankles and develop the chest
measurement.
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903 South G ST.. Rev. o. J. Stone
pastor. Sunday school. 2 p. m.
preaching. 8 p. m; evangelistic sarv-
Ice. 1880 p. M; Bible study, Wednes'
day, 2:30 p. m.
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Universal i'piritual society. ODD
Fellows hall. Til Commerce and
psrsie ave. " Lec mset, az ss ss p
and 1880 p. m.
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Episcopal Trinity church. corner
No. X and Sd SITS. Morning service at
IL 100 a. m; evening service at 1880:
Lenten services Tuesday, Monday
and Thursday and Saturday at 400
y. m; Wednesdays at $500 a. m.
and Fridays at $500 p. m.
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Pilgrim Congregational church.
No. Gath and Warner SITS. Rev. Ed
gar G Wheeler, pastor. Morning
service, 1890 a. m; Sunday school,
i1:45 a. m; evening service. 7:45 y.
m.
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Progressive Psychic Society, Fra
ternity hall. 1117h Tacoma ave
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The Friends church. No 9Th and
State SITS, Esther B. X. Terrell, pas
tor. Bible school. 10 a. M; meeting
for worship. IL a. m.
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st. Lukes Memorial, So. 9Th and
c, Rt Rev. r. w. Keator. ID. d.,
bishop. Sunday school, 10 q. m;
Services IL a, m. and 1880 p. m.
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Bismarck M. E. church, cath and
East f ST.. w. o. Pflaum. pastor.
Sunday school. 10 a. m; evening
service, 1890 p. m; Epworth league.
e. n. m
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First Christian church. Sixth ave.
and X St. w. A. Moore, pastor
Prayer service. 9:45 a. M; Bible
school, 10 a. m morning service,
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Tho South Tacoma Christian
church, 18th and Junette SITS. sun
day school, 10 a. m; social service.
1880 d. IN,
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Helpful Hints for Girls and Women
---Edited by Cynthia Grey.

II. a. M; evening service. 1880;
Christian Endeavor, $3.50.
Morning, communion and address
Your Mother: evening subject,
"The Crueiflxion"; special music.
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Central Christian church. No,L and
Steele SITS. Rev. T.. ii. Groom. pastor
Sunday school, 10 q. m; morning
service, IL a. M: evening service,
1880 p. m. So
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Trinity German Lu'

Trinity German Lutheran, 1907
So. l St, Rev. l.. M. Feegar, pastor
Sunday school, $3.50 a. M; German
service, 1890 a m; English service,
7:30 y. M; confirmation classes,
Tuesday and Friday. 4 D. m.
Confirmation service at 1880.
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Park Universalist church. Division
ave and ] SITS, w. d. Buchanan.
minister. Sunday school. s:45 a. m. !;
morning service. IL m; Y. p. u.
$50 p. m; evening service. 1880 D.
m.
! Morning subject. Heirs of Cod.
No evening service.
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Central Methodist Episcopal
ohurch. So 21st and I SITS, e. w.
Erickson. pastor. Sunday school.
9:46 a. M: preaching ii a. M; class
meeting, noon; Epworth league, 700
P. M; preaching. 1880 .. M; Junior
League, 3 p. M; prayer service.
Thursday, $500 p. m.
Evening subject. Tho Evidence OF
Divine Blessing and Prosperity.
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and Proctor SITS, Fred L Baldwin,
pastor. Sunday school. 9:45 a. IN. I;
morning sermon. IL a. MI evening
sermon 500 p. m; class meeting, 10
M; Epworth league. 700 D. m.
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st. Peters church, Old Town, Row.
a M; Sunday school at 9:45.
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German Zion Evangelical Luther
an church, So. 10th and L SITS. Rev.
Hutchinson. pastor sermon.
1880 a. M; Sunday school. $3.50 a.
m, evening service, English. 1880.
German Lutheran Friedeus Kirche.
So. 21st. Services In German at
10 80 a. m. and p, M; Sunday
school. 9:15 a. M; Young Peoples
every week day except Saturday
from to 4 by Prof. II. A. Krali.
Pastor, Aug. II. Graebener. German
Lutheran in South Tacoma (Swed-
tsh Lutheran church. corner 5Sth and
Birmingham aVe.) every alternate
Sunday at $3.50 y. m. Pastor, Aug.
f. Graebener.
ltli
st. Paul's German Lutheran
church, Tacoma avenue and South
9th St, Rev. II. Lallewant, pastor
| German service, 1890 a, m; Sunday
school, $3.50 a. M; English service
500 j. m.
ST. Paul's Danish Lutheran, 1910
South l. ST., J. M. Gregerson, pastor
Sunday school at 10 a. M; service
IL a. m.
Our Savior's Evangelical Lutheran
church. So. 18th and j SITS. Sunday
services, IL a. m; Sunday school
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corner South Eighth and @ SITS,
Thomas w. Lane. minister. Morn
ing worship. 1890 a M: Sunday
school. IL m; evening service, 7:30
p. M; Epworth league. 6:15 p. m.
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I Our Savior's Evangelical Luthera
church. So. 18th and SITS. Sunda
services, IL a. m; Sunday schoo
$3.50 a. m.
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st. Andrews. No. Sth and Cakes
Rev. Frederick II. Webb, rector
Sunday school. 9:45; evening service
1880 D. m.
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Christian and Missionary All.
ance, s03 So. @ ST.. Rev. o. j, Stone
pastor. Sunday school. 200; preach.
Ing $500 Wednesday morning, 1880
prayer meeting: Wednesday after.
noon, 2:30. Bible study.
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Ethical Society of Tacoma, Taco
ma ave. and South Third st. A r..
Shelander, leader Sermon. III a. IN. /:
Peoples league e:45 a. m.
Morning subject, Progress in An
Age of Doubt.
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| Rho Exodus society holds services
|fnf. o. o. It. hall on sth ave. and
Anderson St. every Sunday at II
an.
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Salvation Army, 1901 Pacific ave.
Services; Knee drill. a. M: hoif-
moss meeting. IL a. m; company
meeting, 1890 p. M; preaching, 8 o.
salvation meeting. p. m. BriEadier
and Mrs. Robert Dublin viii con-
duct the afternoon and night meet
ings.
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The Missouri Women's club
will hold it's annual business
meeting Tuesday afternoon at the
home of Mrs. Brown on North
31st street.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02

Prosecuting Attorney Haynle came home last night from Ar kadelphia where he has been at tending Clark circuit court. < Miss Selma Bauers, after spending a short visit here with relatives and friends, returned this morning to her home in TeXarkana.
 Dr. R. l.. Hinton will go to Philadelphia this afternoon and will spend Sunday there as the guest of his daughter, Mrs, J. w. Brown.
 D. B. Thompson, of E. k. White & Co.,, A. l.. Johnson, of Johnson & Billingsley, and Jim Fields, of Tharp & Wright, have spent the week in St. Louis buy ing goods for their respective houses for the Fall and Winter trade. Star of Hope.
 WANTED-Good Housekeep- ing Magazine requires the ser vices of a representative in Pres colt to look after subscription renewals and to extend circula. ton by special methods which have proved unusually success ful. Previous experience desir- able, but not essential. Whole time or spare time. Address, with references, J. F. Fairbanks, Good Housekeeping Magazine, S81 Fourth Ave, New York City.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02

J. c. Woodul, of Mt. Moriah, was a business visitor to Pres colt today.
 w. B. Hightower left this morning for Texarkana, after spending a short visit here.
 Misses Mary and Minnie Wick left this morning for visit to re- latives and friends in LittleRock.
 Mrs. Lula Brohks is spending visit in Murfreesboro as the guest of her daughter, Mrs. Howard Terry.
 Ed. c. H. Gilmore, of Claren- don, is in the city. Bro. Gil more is the new minister for the Christian church in this city and as soon as the Stegar residence property on Walnut Street is re- paired will move his family here and occupy it.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02
Local News
Go to church tomorrow.

Go to church tomorrow.
 For pure, fresh, dairy prod ucts, telephone 261.
 Paul Butcher made business visit to Hope today.
 J. w. Firth, of Emmet, was in Prescott today on business.
 w. l.. Britt, of Boughton, was here this afternoon on business. l.. M. Moore returned this morning from business trip to Little Rock.
 Just received-fresh celery Douglas Brooks - phone 200- next door to the postoffice.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02

Geo. Parker, who sold allumi- mum ware here last month is sick at Nathan and will not be able to deliver these goods until the latter part of next week.
 Mrs. w. R. White, Jr., has as guests at her house Miss Nell Cheatham, of Gurdon; Miss Cor. nelia Patterson, of Dobeyville, and Miss Sue Whaley, of Emmet.
 Mrs. Mary Laster, of Claras vile, Arkansas, arrived in Pres colt this morning and will spend a visit here with friends. She is guest at the home of Mir. and Mrs. w. w. Teal.
 Rev. John P. Lowry, the well known evangelist of the NJ E Church. South, has been holding  meetings for several months in Oklahoma with great success. He left Friday night for Horatio Sevier County, to open a meeting Sunday.
 Steve Carrigan, Sr., this week received an elegant new Over land touring car, while l.. D. Reed, E E. White and T. j.. Boyett have bought or are con templating buying automobiles. Star of Hope
 Mrs. NJ, NJ. Teal returned to- day on number , from Chicago and St. Louis millinery markets, where she selected the prettiest and most exclusive lines of hats ever bought for this market. Mrs. Teal also bought an elegant line of millinery accessories. Miss Jessie Brunette, of St. Louis, came in today with Mrs. Teal and will have charge of her trimming department.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02
Et
 Costs Nothing

to come to us first and see what we can do for you and show you what we can save you. < No matter what you want in drugs, it will pay you to see us about 1t.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02


 THE RAILROADS OF ARKANSAS WILL MAKE A RATE OF ONE FARE FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR THIS YEAR. DON'T FAIL TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE LOW RATES AND VISIT ARKANSAS WONDER SPOT.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-09-02

MIR. MERCHANT: Now is the time to begin campaign of fall advertising. You know about the amount of goods that will be bought in share? What you doing to get your part of this trade? Do you expect the people of Nevada county to trade with you simply because have your name over the door. without even an invitation to them for part of their patronage? Does advertis- ing pay? Ask yourself the question.
 1.-THE PRESCOTT DAILY NEWS
 and NEVADA NEWS are the pa-
 pers that are read by the people,.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-05
Why

Some day men are going to
ask a few questions like these:
w h EN- harvests of plenty
have blessed the land, and the
fields h We blossomed unto
grain to feed the world, when
on every h md there is q legiti-
mate task for men to do, and
eager men to do it, why should
the shadow of panic hang
over the country?
Why should the death of a
king or president, or the deci-
sion of court, or the run1or of
a political campaign, which
takes not one cent from the
visible wealth of the earth, nor
dininishes its resources, send
prices up or down and thrust
disaster upon the people?
Why should the fiat of a
board of trade establish upon
us a fixed artificial condition of
prosperity or poverty, regard
less Of the actual wealth of the
country?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-05

ticle a d tells dozen lies about
"the beautiful BRIDE" The mir.
lister gets $40 and a piece of
coke. The editor gets 5000 and
the request to carry the groom's
subscription account another
year. In course of time he dies.
The doctor gets from $40 to 500,
the minister gets another So,
the undertaken gets from $50 to
500. the editor publishes a no
tice of death and an obituary
two columns long. a lot of poe
try and a card of thanks and
gets $4,000. No wonder 80
many country editors get rich.
Eek.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-05
BY the Way, What's Your Class?

DO you always trudge on the
beaten trail where all of the
others show? DO you "follow
my leader win or fail-no
matter what gait you go? Do
you lose your nerve when
you've quit the crowd, though
sick of the pace they keep, and
cry your fear and your doubt
aloud?
So does a sheep.
DO you plug along at your
little job and never question
the why? DO you work like an
engine all athrob and never
lift up an eye? Do you keep so
busy you "have no time with
love and laughter to fool? Or
to smile a bit at random
rhyme?
So does mule!
A beast can follow and work
and eat and sleep as we'll as
you, but a beast knows not that
song is sweet nor cares that
the sky is blue. A beast has
never learned to smile or dance
to the pides O Pan. So, drive
t h e beast from your heart
awhile
And be a man!
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Philosophy Of Life:

Did it ever occurr to you that
a mans life is full of crosses
and temptations? He comes
into the world without his con
sent and goes out of it against
his will, and the trip between
is exceedingly rocky. The rule
of the conttaries is one of the
features of the trip.
When he is little, the big
girls kiss him; when he is big,
the little girls kiss him.
If he is poor, be is bad
manager; if he is rich, he is dis.
honest.
IF he needs credit, he can't
get it; if he is prosperous, every
one wants to do him a favor.
If he is in politics, it is for
graft; if he is out of politics, he
is no good to his country.
If he dosen't give to charity,
he is stingy cuss; if he does,
it is for show.
If he is actively religious, he
is hypocrite; if he takes no
interest in religion, he is hard.
ened sinner.
If he gives affection, he is a
soft specimen; if he cares for
no one, he is cold blooded.
If he dies young, there was a
great future before him; if he
lives to an old age, he missed
his calling.
If he saves money, he's a
crouch; it he spends it, he's a
loafer.
If he gets it, he's CRATER; il
he can't get it, he's a bum. Sc
what's the use?
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found to be the best. From
this kind of an experience meet
ing much good will come.
How to start meeting. Talk
it over with some of the neigh.
bors, set q time and place to
meet. Elect president, vice
president, secretary and libra
rian. A progrsm and also q
social committee should be an.
pointed. Among the duties of
the social committee will be the
providing for lunch, 60 it might
be we'll to appoint ladies.
1t will be surprising how
much can be learned from such
meetings.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-05
Agents Wanted

A young man or woman who
can devote all or part of his or
her time driving through the
country and taking orders for
an article of value to every
farmer. No investment requir-
ed. Position permanent with
an assured god income. Ap.
plicants will please give the
names of three responsible
business men for references as
to ability and character and at
the same time state whether
you can devote all or part of
your time to the work and what
territory you can cover.
+: O. Box 9O7, Des Moines, la.
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Science School Victorious.

Coach Caviness' warriors
played their first game of the
season on the College Campus
Saturday afternoon. The field
was rather slippery, making
fast play out of the question
but after the dust had cleared
away, the Science School was
found to be on top by score of
81 too.
Morris High School put up a
plucky game aud played fast
football but they were out
weighed and that simply tells
the story.
The Science School at time 9
played good football but they
still lack team work. Of the
old boys of the team, Shirley
and Cap. Robbins played good
football. Of the new boys,
Eustic and Giles played a good
game. Several substitutes took
part in the game and showed
up to good advantage. From
animpartial viewpoint, it seems
that the Science School with
good luck should have a win
ming team.
The lineup is as follows:
Center, Croker.
X. Guard, Hess and Carter.
L.Guard, Frederick and Dunn
L. tackle, Schramm.
r. Tackle, Nelson and White.
r. End, Toney.
l.. End, Eustic.
Quarter, Crowder and Berg.
L. Half, GILES.
r. Half, Shirley.
Full Back. Robbins.
Referee, Kidder.
Umpire, King.
Field Judge, Hackett.
The next game will be playe ed
with Fergus Falls on the Col.
lege Campus, Saturday, Oct. Z.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-05
Summons.
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, ,


County of Richland.
In District Court, Fourth judicial District
Emma G Hougen. Plaintiff.
VS..
Henry S Svien, John J. Svien Oscar s. Svien
Lewis s. Svien. Mrs. Belle Dahl, Mrs. Mary
Myhre, Mrs. Maggie Martinson and all other
persons unknown, having anv estate or in.
terest in, or lien or encumbrance upon the
real property involved in this action and
their unknown heirs, Defendants.
The State Of North Dakota to the above
named defendants:
You are hereby summoned to answer the
complaint in the above ntitled action, q COPY
of which is hereunto annexed and herewith,
served upon you, and to serve copy of your
answer upon the subscriber at his office in the
City of Wahpeton. N. D., within thirty 30y
days after the service of this summons upon
you exclusive of the day of such service; and
in case Of your failure to appear and answer,
Judgment will be taken against you by default
for the relief demanded In the complaint.
The above named defendants will please
take notice that the real property involved IN
the above entitled action is described as fol.
lows: The north west quarter tNw4) of the
south east quarter SEX of section Z, in town.
| ship one hundred twenty.nine (129) north, of
range fifty.two t62) west, Lake Traverse Lanus,
| situate. lying and being in Richland county,
North Dakota,
The complaint In this action is filed in the
Office of the clerk of the district court, Rich
| land County, N. d.
Dated September {, 1911.
W.s. LAUDER,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
P.O. Address, Wahpeton, N. D.
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The Weekly Wisconsin Farm
er and The Wahpeton Times
both fo- one wear $3.50.

Few people have any idea
what an incentive it is to both
teacher and scholar to know
that parents and outsiders are
taking a lively interest in their
work. We believe the "little
folks at school appreciate such
interest more perhaps than the
larger ones. Still the effect is
not lost on any of them, and
we hope every parent will take
a hint from this and place the
public school on their visiting
list.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-05
Secret Of Success.

Here is the secret of their
success. There is a baby born
in the neighborhood. The at
tending physician gets $15. The
editor gives the loud lunged
youngster a great send off and
and gets so. 1t is christened
and the minister gets SIS aud
the editor gets 500. 1t grows
and marries. The editor pub
fishes another longwinded ar.