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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Glenn HI. Curtiss Gets 1912 Ffve-Pas-
senGer Car.
When Glenn II. Curtiss placed his or
der with the Winton Motor Car Company
for a Winton Six, fine compliment
was paid TO the Winton motor Prob
ably no man in America has given
closer attention TO gasoline motors in
recent years than Curtiss. He has
built many Of them himself and has
tried many other makes. In his air
work he required motors of absolute
dependa bility; he did not dare go 1t
blindly or take a chance" Curtiss
car is 1912 five passenger golden
brown Winton Six
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

ABOUT EEL PAsoANs.
!, . ~~**~*"~

-
Mrs. W. NJ Coldwell. who has been
quite Ill. Is somewhat improved, but
stu confined to her bed
Miss Clara Hague and Miss Josephine
C1ardv are the guests for a week OF
Mrs. Max Weber at her delightful nome
in Juarez-
Mrs q. W. Phillips. 1912 North Noble.
has moved 70 the Springer flats, corner
wyoming and ST Vrain-
Sereerson and sisters and their
+vo nieces- Misses Helen and Marie
Jeffries. who have recently returne9
from San Francisco, are now locateo
at All Montana street
DR.. C T. Race is improving at Hotel
Dieu. where an operation was perform
ed on his foot
Mr.. and Mrs Tom White are located
q. 5is Nevada street for the winter.
Mrs. J. P Warren Frs and and da Taught g
$40 Prospect
Mrs. c. NJ. Harvey. of 1901 East Rio
Grande who has been seriously Ill, is
reported slowly improving
Latest In Mems Ties.
The new colors in mems ties this fall
are grey brown and coronation. A
beautiful line in every shape at this
store
Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09
Bruce Section, Successor to
0. G. Section & Son
THIRD AND CHIHUAHUA SITS.
Ell PASoANS TO SAIL FOR
NEW YORK FROM NEW ORR

On the steamer Proteus, which will
sail from New Orleans next Wednesday
for New York, will be a number of Ell
Pasoans. some of whom are going for
pleasure and others to enter colleges
and universities in the east.
Among those who will go from here
are:
Mr.. and Mrs. W. W. Martin, Rev.
A. Courchesne, ]. Sorenson. d. c. Kee-
nan, all of FL Paso, and Mrs G.. A.
Morrill,. Mrs Percy Brayant and Mrs.
Helen Scobell, of Chihuahua, Mexico,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

When you buy an electric iron. the
first thing to take into consideration
IS the cost for current. simplex
saves you 30 per cent No other iron
will do that For sale only by the
Texas Electrical Eupply Co.. House of
Quality 10 North stanton.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

ness session on Tuesday afternoon at
the church.
The scripture lesson was read by
Mrs w E. Wilson
Mrs. W. Thew rendered pioano SOLO
It was decided for the next quarter
to have dime circles at the homes OF
the members, the money to be applied
on the church debt.
Mrs. w. e. Wilson was elected dele
gate to the annual conference at Tu-
cumcari, October IL.
Mrs c. c. Henderson reported that
the Childrens Missionary society would
have its first fall meeting on Septem-
Der Is, after which Miss Ernestine
hurry read a paper on "Children's
Work"
1t was decided to send a box at
Thanksgiving time to the Ann Browder
home at Dallas, Mrs. o. n. Smith and
Mrs. Duncan Johnson to have charge
of preparing 1t.
Mrs. L j. Ayers welcomed back the
members who had been absent all sum-
mer, and asked them to sing, 'sBlest
Be the Tie That Binds our Hearts," in
closing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09
GARDNER GOES TO
GENERAL OFFICES

NcxV - xtk4A VI - 4S60
p. O. Gardner. for several years as
sistant city passenger agent of the FL
PaSo & Southwestern, is to be trans
ferred Monday from this position in
the city ticket office to the general
orfices of the passenger department OF
the road in the Southwestern building.
Colby Case, who has been assistant
city passenger agent of the Frisco lines
in Chicago. has arrived in Ell Paso and
will succeed Mr.. Gardner
Just the weather for hot toast We
1--we +h~ only first class toaster on
the market. 1t will cost you nothing
ply Co., House Of Quality"
Latest In Mems Ties.
The new colors in mems ties this fall
are grey, brown and coronation. A
beautiful line in every shape at this
store.
Bryan Bros.
Better materials in Smiths ice cream.
DR.. Horton with A D. Foster Co.
Fifty-cent gas lighters for 35c, at
the Texas Electrical supply Co., House
of Quality" 119 North Stanton.
Fresh buttermilk FL Paso Dairy.
Mems New Fall Hats.
We are now showing all the new fall
styles in hats for men. Stetson, Bryan
Bros. Special and Cravanette.
Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

There's no cleaning like wrisht..
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Dr. Horton with "A. D. Fostes Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09
Mems Nerr Enn Hat.

Mems New Fail Hats.
We are now showing all the new fall
styles in hats for men, Stetson, Bryan
Bros Special and Cravanette
Bryan Bros,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Mrs ]. P. Warren and daughters,
katherine and Effie, have moved to
$40 Prospect
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09
Saturday. Sept. ., 1911.

Forecasts.
Ell Paso and N4~lII4.s: Fair tonight
and Sunday.
New Mexico: Generally fair tonight
perature.
West Texas: Generally fair tonight
and Sunday.
Weather Notes.
In the last n hours showers have
occurred in the north Pacific coast
district. In southern New Mexico and
the extreme west portion of Texas, and
at scattered points in the eastern half
of the country; the following heavy
Seattle. 1.2s inches.
Ell Paso Readings
Today. Ysdy.
6am. SPIN
Barometer (sea leveD 29 go 2s so
Dry thermometer $500 67 81
Wet thermometer 81 65
Dew point .......... g. ga
Relative humidity ....... "a So
direction of wind $500. NE Sc
Seioclty OF Wlnd -.-...... 20 II
State a. OF weather ....... cloudy cloudy
Highest temp. last "a hrs. go
Lowest temp last II hrs. 65
River.
Height of river this morning above
fixed zero mark, 1912 feet. Rise In last
"a hours. o. foot.
Latest In Mems Ties.
The new colors in mems ties this fall
are grey, brown and coronation A
beautiful line in every shape at this
store.
Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Better materials in Smiths ice cream
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Pasteurized milk is safe milk.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

DR.. Horton with A. D. Foster Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Fifty-cent gas lighters for 35c, at
the Texas Electrical supply Co., House
of Quality" 119 North Stanton.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Mr. and Mrs. Tom White are located
az 5Is Nevada street for the winter
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

The new colors in mems ties this fall
are grey, brown and coronation
beautiful line in every shape at this
Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Mrs. c. NJ Harvey. of 1901 East Rio
Grande, who has been seriously III, is
reported slowly improving
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

DR.. Horton with A. D. Foster CO.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

DR. C T Race is improving at Hotter
Dieu, where an operation was perloi m
ed on his foot
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Better materials in Smith. ice cream.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-09-09

Ry building at the mile INTO the richest mlgabe body
quarter million dollars has already been spent develop this wonderful body
ssbe results irrigated farming conditions for this But
The evening world., 1911-12-27
LIFE FOR BOMB CARRIERS,
JUDGE ROSAlSKY'S IDEA.
Seven Years MOI Enough for Man
Convicted of Carrying
Explosives,

II took q jury before Judge Rosaisky
In General Sessions to-day Just hftsen
minutes 10 discard the plea Of Angelo
Chuccuria hat Detectives Mlchelli end
Cavone, VINO arrested him. had plant.
ed two dynamite bombs In his pockets
In order to make. q charge against him
under the sullivan law. when the YER
dict was announced Judge Rosalsky
said to the jury:
Il think you have reached Just
verdict. ] want to say for the police
OF this city that I do not believe the
time has come when they h. We reached
q stage Of depravity which would isal
them to swear away. deliberately, the
liberty Of a fellow man.
Gentlemen. the Sullivan Law should
be amended. A. II now stands I can
impose Q sentence Of not less than
three and a half nor moro than seven
years. A man found guilty Of carry.
Ing 3 bomb should be sentenced for
life. It should be mandatory on the
Judge to do 80. The explosion Of one
OF this fellows bombs might have cese
a thousand lives"
TIL Judge said he would impose the
maximum sentence on Chuccuria to.
morrow morning.
The evening world., 1911-12-27
WIFE ASKS COURT TO SEND
POLICEMAN. HUSBAND AWAY
Held for Shooting at Her, He Tries
Again to Force Entrance
10 Her Home,

Policeman George Hnckett Of the Fifth
avenue station. Brooklyn. called Monday
evening At his wtfe's homo. No. 40 Van.
derbiIt avenue. and shot at her. The
bullet went wild. Lieut.. Murphy ar
rested him. and yesterday In Butler
street police court he was held In $3.50
bail
Last nisht Hackstt again appeared st
his wife's home. lie created consider
b disturbance In his efforts 70 ret In
and ~nelghbors notified the police. Ssrgt.
Boyle Of the Bergen street station 70
spondsd. liackett had vanished. but
Boyle waited two h>urs. when hs saw
the man approaching and arrested him.
To-day Hackett was In Latter street
court again charged with into xioation,
and was held under 500 bal by Magic
,ratc Harris. Mrs. Hacketi sald she waa
IN mortal dread Of her husband and
begged that something be done with
him. for che feared he would kill her.
Magistrate Harris decided to commit
lIackstt to the observation ward at
Kings County Hospital. He has been
on the police force ten years.
The evening world., 1911-12-27
POLICE RESCUE
ONE GAS VICTIM:
VETERAN KILLED
Crowd in Street and on IL"
Watches Uniformed Men
Revive Woman.

The sigh, Of two policemen, IN Gull
uniform working over the bodies 81 q
man and q woman. both In their nlxh,
clothes. on the third story nre ESCAPE
NJ No & Second avenue this sftes-
noon, caused . great crowd 10 gather
on the sidewalks and all street trahhc
TO stop Even tho elevated trains sle I'd
down while the motormen tried 10 make
out what vas soinG on and the pss-
senxsrs nearly climbed out d the win
dows In their excitement.
The " had been overcome With SEA
accidentally turned on by the woman,
who kept house for the victim Of tina
accident. her uncle. Thomss Henry, .
veteran ~ the civil war and q ward
worker for Roscoe Conkiing. \
Henry died just as Or. Norris Of Belle
vie Hospital arrived. The artificial rss-
iration methods which Policeman 7iolub
had learned ~ the police school saved
Miss Wings life. and she was taken to
Bellevue for treatment.
Holub. with Policeman Boiger, had
been called Into the house BY the jAn4-
tress. Mrs. Denief. who said that thera
hsd boon . strong smsll Of sss cominG
from tho Henry apartment all morning.
The Dor was broken down aud Henry
and his niece ware found N their 1ed-
rooms. The womsn had apparently
awakened before h vas altogether
overcome and had fallen 20 the noor Of
her room. A ioose ~ rock Of, the sas
range in the kitchen had been knocked
open.
The evening world., 1911-12-27
CHINESE THRONE
READY TO QUIT;
MAKING TERMS
Word Given That Ruling Man.
chus, Seeing Hope Vanish.
ing, Will Abdicate.

prx,vo ~ pu-..
~...'' "p~
," VI '"e '"per''' court, accord
'hs 10 IN authoritative source. have hs-
Mined to Premier Yuan Shi Kai their Will
inGnsss 10 agree 20 an a~bdicaton. The
court. the same authority states. real.
Isss that tbSre A. no hooe for n IN ths
hoAdinr NJ tire. mr. f,,,r act.ch~a 80
,,on. =, IN. n.,.,.. o., S'-s~s,
.r.w,,o-. 80 Nr"' so.s'
'Np'o.s 10 0o'A'n oetter
'oS's oy screams 70 me reser-
sndum on tho question OF the form OF
government.
The evening world., 1911-12-27
com eAve NO tx
elusive CONTRACT.

According to Commissioned Maitbie. as
well a. a majority Of the commission
81 that the city 10 obligated 10 do
under the action Of the Board OF lcsti-
wats Of last summsr.4s 10 prepare an
operating contract for the new subwsyr
which the II. Il. r. u enabled 10 bid
upon. No exclusive contract. they say.
could be legally put Ny for bidders.
Under offcrs OF transfer privileges A.
q bonus for the new subway contract.
the following offers wouid be possible
ua1sr the form which 10 being prepared
By ths commission.
s....,,a oi MI: ! Transit. To r. ., r .:%.:, ,,a.
or both. IN nroohiyp.
lu1erborough. .,,........To i,rrssnt subway aud
/" roads In Nsnhst'
tan aud the lironl,
nessVaaissd Met. &c. TO surface lines In Man
haitian.
A~sarsais~d Third Ave. To sunscs lin. In Man.
hsttan snd nron,.
Hudson end Manhattan To poiu's IN New Jsuss
via McAdoo tubs.
In fact. not only are these fve local
companies IN = position to orer free
transfers" 10 their present lines ~ a
bonus for the new subway contract.
but the steam railroads having n sub
urban service could enter the lists
This would include the New York. New
Maven anj Hartford. the New York
Central and the Long Island. which IL
owned by the " nnsylvania.
The evening world., 1911-12-27

Della Foe. the comic opsra singer,
popular fifteen years ago.. 10 towering
between lie and death a. the Rebsa,
Sanitariun. No. iH West Seventy fourth
street. according to her physician. Dr.
benjamin wolr. 20. ba2 West one Hun
drrd ana Eleventh street.
The physician was called to see Mlss
Fox a week ago last Thursday at ths
Hotel 0renObie. Then she was taken
TO the sanitsrum and Saturday was
successfully operated on for append
citis and p%erItonitis by Or. wolh. ~.
sisted by Dr. Simon Strauss DR.. Wolff
said his patiept's heart was very weak
and that stimulsnts were being admin.
istered.
Miss Fox passed a fairly comfortable
might. and her condition to-day was a.
good ~ could be expected. II will -
. week before she IL out Of danger. even
should she begin Immediately 10 I'm.
prove.
Her life hangs by n thread said
Dr Violin. hut n may be strong enough
TO carry her through"
The evening world., 1911-12-27
FOREIGN coMPANtEe OFFER
LUMP aUM EoR CONTRACT.

With respect 10 offers OF y cash
payment" FOR the nSw subway con-
tract. the held In even wider. An Eng
lish company. = Chicago company or
eve . New Zealand company or
compete with the offer OF a lump sum
TO b. paid 10 the city for M privi.
isse OF operating the new rubways.
They would De shy free transfers
v offer. ~ they would not have present
local lines 10 enter. but what they lacked
10 that respect they could make Wy IN a
generosity Of cash. which would pay m
the cty's deDs incurred IN building the
lines.
Under the heading OF "oash psyment'
ever the ~Interborough could come for.
ward with Its offer Of last hummer to
share half OF the cost of building the
new ssOways. The interhorough could
assume the interest on the bonds already
issued by the city for construction. and
thus release for more extensions tho
present investment Of the city In sucn
parts OF the new subway system as the
Fourth avenue SUBWAY. Brooklyn. and
ths Lexington avenue line In Manhattan.
Musr SNARE EXCESS OF 80 PER
The evening world., 1911-12-27
Meter vachtsmen Year. En-
Dance.

The New York Motor Boat Club will
wind up the o6lcial year tomorrow
evening with a Christmas entertainment
and dance at the clubhouse. One Hun
arsl and Forty-ssvsnth street and Hud.
son River. There will be music, dane
ing and q Christmas tree for the en-.
pioyecs. Commanding the Asv year.
there will bs . series Of monthly lee
lures up to the time the club goes into
Oommission.
The evening world., 1911-12-27
WOMEN SEE DEATH PLUNGE.
james Downey's Playaates Also
Wstaess pNatal FalI Fson Reef.

wttaess natal FalI Fson Reef.
While chasing pigeons with several
Of his companions fourtseh.year-oi old
James Downsy Of No. SOL West Fifty.
second street fell from the roof q No.
sGs West Fifty-third street to-day ana
vas instantly killed. He fell four
rtories. catching on ~clothssiinss sew.
ersi times during the fall and striking
his head on the cement courtyard.
Four houses use this courtyard In
common and many women saw the
body fsiiins. Mrs. Mary Brown. who
WAS hanging u oothss. tslsphoned
for the police. After seeing young
pownsy fall to his death Ills play.
mates ran.
The evening world., 1911-12-27
aust sHARE excEss OF 50 PEI
CENT. WITH CITY,


fortunately for the public. no company
can now legally set more than . per
cent. with nut sharing the excess upon ~
10 per cent. bass with the city. Thla
was provided for by al amendment 10
the Public Uulitiss law. passed By the
Legislature At the request Of the COM
niasion. II 10 suggested hat one of the
applicants for the new subway contract
might oner TO give two-thirds OF thu
profts above : per cent. instead Of one
half. such . proposal would 70 some
distance in securing the privilege OF
operating ths new underground lines.
Chairman william II, WILCOX OF the
Commission announced this mornlnE
that the PROPOSED operating contract
was In the hands OF the printers. lie
Was Of the opinion that more than two
weeks would elapse before the Commits
sion would be ready to advertise for
bids.
Further conferences with the Pennsyl-
yania Railroad officials by city authori-
ties are scheduled this week. No prog
ress has been made toward reopening
the whole subway question, but there Is
every likelihood that the Interborough
VIII come forward with an offer 10
build 4 west side subway south on Sew
enth avenue from Forty-seeond street.
pa ssing the front OF the new Pennsyl-
vanla station. This offer could be made
under the form OF operating contract for
nv, new subways. which the Commission
proposes 10 advertise.
The evening world., 1911-12-27

HiHSeea Po9ee a. LauGhs.
80: s.. %: ::. =: !!l:::' s:: Fl, ii;,.. |: e.. =. ':$: :|::
a. =! 80 :::.!:!e:: ::l.::.Ss' ! tt..:i.!E
:[rs '%:';l's. SEED :'.rs H:;
The evening world., 1911-12-27
BIDS FOR NEW
SUBWAyS OPEN
J. TO ALL. Corners
Brooklyn Rapid Transit Com
pany Hasn't Got the Con-
tracts Bottled Up. =
FOREIGNERS AFTER JOB.
New Provision in Law Com
rels Operating Company to
Share Profits With City.

~ has been the policy ef b 0em-
mission 70 prepare all Of shs contracts
WhioA h hes advertised In sush . way
sAas aay corporation whe wished 70 BID
might Submit an oRsr. This policy has
been followed In the preparation OF the
contract for the operation Of h new
comprshsnstvs syStsr OF subways nov
teing constructed and 70 be constructed
WITH city money. ~ would obviously
~ futile and unwiss 20 sdvsrtss for
psbllc bidding any oontrsct upon which
sniy one company could possibly bsd. 4.
"1or example. n company In mah-
Ing . hid might offer transfer privileges
- the iinss which II nov operates ana
oontreis; smother company miSht o6sr
Q oash payment; stiii another company
might oRsr . large annual return. when
these various oRsrs have bssn rsos>vsd
shsn the public authoritiss Will have 70
consider which oRsr. from all points
oS view. 10 the most advantageous 70
~ public aaa 70 b oity!"
The foregoing statement dictated to-
day 20 a reporter from The Evcning
World by Public Service Commissioner
Miio X. Mahbie lets ~ome IA yiixht into
the subway sltuation. For one thing ~
quite effectuNiiy dtsposes Of thd pet
theory hch In certain quarters that the
Brooklyn RAPID Transit Company had
the subway contract bottled up with the
city al IL mercy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-23
The Green Flash of Sunset.

One of the most rarely witnessed Of
natural phenomena. but one that has
often been discussed ut scientific meet
ings and that always awakens wonder
when seen. is the so called green
fash" occasionally visible at the mo
ment Of the disappearance OF the sun
behind a clear horizon. The Observers
eye must be fixed upon the rim Of the
sun as it disappears in order to catch
the phenomenon. One authority tells
us that he has seen the green fash.
although rarely. at the instant OF the
setting Of a bright star. Among the
explanations offered is n based upon
the optical principle of complementary
colors. If one looks at the sun and
then closes the eyes a green disk will
be perceived. A sensitive eye might
be similarly affected by a brilliant star
New York Herald.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-23
ARIZONA ROAD RUNNER.
A SociabIs Bird That Is Said to Hate
RattIesnake.

The road runner is one Of Arizona's
distinctive pathological institutions.
1t is a long legged. long billed bird,
slender Of build and standing some
ten inches high. 1t is not often seen
in the farming districts, but is a IA
miliar sight on the desert.
1t has gained the name Of road run
ner from its habit Of taking the road
In front Of travellers be they on horse
back or wheeled conveyance, and run
ming swiftly or slowly, as occasion re-
quires, showing Off its neighborly spir-
1t and running qualities. 1t is not IN
common for 1t to keep in company Of
the traveller for several hundred yards.
No resident Of Arizona would kill a
road runner. 1t is firmly believed that
the bird is the deadly enemy Of that
monster Of the desert. the ~rattlesnake.
We don't know whether any Of our
readers ever saw n road runner kill a
rattlesnake. If there is an authentic
story Of such a thing we would be
glad to publish II. But the accepted
tradition Is that the road runner and
the rattlesnake are deadly enemies
and that the rattlesnake fears the
road runner beyond anything else.
1t is told that the bird drives the
snake into a coil and then. darting
around the serpent like lightning,
pecks 1t to death. Whatever truth
there may be in the stories of the
road runners accomplishments as a
disciple Of st. Patrick, it deserves the
friendly protection it receives. Its
quaint sociability is always a diver
sion for the lonesome desert traveller.
Arizona Republican.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-23
BRAINY BABY.
John Stuart Mill Was q Genius at
Three Years Of ACE.

inree years OF age.
At three years OF age John Stuart
Mill began the study Of Greek. with
"arithmetic as an evening relaxation"
Al eight he began Latin, Euclid and
algebra and had to act as tutor to the
younger children. He was a stern and
efficient tutor.
At twelve he began scholastic logic
and political economy-the latter his
main lifPwork.
At fourteen. while paying a long Wis,
il to Sir Samuel Bentham in southern
France, he learned French as a relaxa-
ton from studying two or three hours
before breakfast. five hours between
breakfast and dinner and two or three
in the evening. Being for the time
master Of his own hours and not sub
ject TO q stern father. he took lessons
also in his spare hours in music, sing
ing. dancing, fencing and riding. but
never became proficient.
At sixteen Mill could speak in debate
with adults with ease and freedom
At eighteen be contributed to the
Westminster Review. At twenty-onr
he was made assistant in the India
office and received a large salary for
those days.
But Mill was bald at twenty-five
He did not marry until he was forty
five. He himself said: Il never was
a boy. 1t is better to let nature have
its own way"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1911-03-23
He Took the Blame.

"The guilty man always gives him.
self away said a detective. for. like
the chap who bought the ~forty-cent
bathing suit. he can't hide his guilty
conscience. The chap I have in mind
entered the water at Atlantic City in
a forty-cent suit of blue 6annel. As he
spiashed about he was Joined by a girl
friend. The girl flashed her bright
eyes over the tumbling expanse of sea
and then with a sigh OF delight she
said:
"Isn't the water blue today?'
"'It's shameful said the man. with
a hot blush; it's perfectly shameful
how this cheap bathing flannel runs,