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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-07-03

~ PURSUANCE or AN ORDER or HON.
Robert Ludlow Fowler, a Surrogate or the
ronrfv ~ New York notice is hereby given TO
ali nersons having claims against MARI NJ.
davidson, late of the County Of New York dc
ceased. 20 present the same with vouchers there
~ - the sIlbscri bers their place CO transact.
inr business al the Office Of Reed & Paliister,
No $50 BROADWAY, In the Borough OF Manhat-
ton CITY Of New York, on or before TIE hIst
day OF November next
Dated New York. the 18th day OF april. 1911.
WILLIAM e. DAVIDSON, r-,,c,,tor.
1nIIN R rtANIDsON L-AucuLoIs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
Men Shopping Present
A Pathetic Spectacle

deals and vote. walked through the
stores with a dazed desperate express
sion ana their action shows that they
hive much 60 learn from women. In
making purchases there is quite a
contrast between the two seXeK. A
man VIII rush up TO q pretty clerk
all confused and ask for an article,
and without looking at IL will have
~ wrapped UP. Woman on the other
hand has the clerk take down "A dozen
boxes Of each article. which she
makes "A careful selection. That
some of the children could give points
to their elders was demonstrated yes
tcrdav When a mar OF perhaps nifty.
entered "A store with a child to pur-
chase e corset for his wife. lie sell
ected one hat ne thought looked O. X.
u when tho little girl looked at IL
she found that IL was six sizes too
lars" Ter mama. and she Immediately
mad % exchanged and perhaps saved
h'' fathsra life. What would a wO-
man do TO a hubby who would make
such = redicilous mistakee ANY jury
ct females would send him to the
chair.
The final rush Of the holiday sea
SON Will take place today. and all the
stores have prepared for -. Extra
clerks have been employed. while all
tho fcliGav goods that were in stor-
& have been unpacked as the first
consignment has become exhausted
n is estimated that more than 10000
people will be on the streets OF this
CITY tOogy shopping.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
TAKES THE WEAKER SEX TO
WITHSTAND THE JAM.
Yesterday = Number Of Male Shoppers
Were Nearly Crushed TO Death in
Rush.

Like the hero OF "Brewstcrs MIL
q the chief occupation Of every
Wheeling citizen Just now seems 10
be To spend all his money before the
clock strikes - tonight. with the
holiday breeze swccfing over the city
and every person %nchante by the
many magnificent gifts displayed In
the local stores. the shopping mad
ness has seized every man. woman
ard child
When II comes To- withstanding "a
center rush on "a football field. damned
I'm a Wheeling Traction car or hghting
a mob 81 ruflans. the male sex carry
or the blue ribbons. hut In a depart
mont he Is -outClassed. Yesterday.
the writer had occasion TO enter one 81
the large department stores on Main
street 20 make "a holiday purchase and
there he saw four men standing In
the center ~ an army ~ women.
They were staring around like sailors
mnrooned on - South Sea Island.
Each had n large paper Il his hand
which resembled a delinquent. hut
these papers contained "a list 81 gifts
his wife wanted him 90 purchase The
helplcssncss ~ these mon buting
Christmas gifts was pathetic and the
writer started smiling. but when "a
score % ONE with bundles swooped
down upon him Ike a charge 81 the
English sunergetts. he too became
bewildcred
bright enough 60 close million dollar
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
STATE BOARD.
Meeting OF State Board Of Education
Will Be Held at clarksburs on
the 27.

4 meeting OF the state board OF ed,-
cation has been called at Clarksburg
on December eth and many matters
that are under consideration will bee
taken UP and discussed. The princf-
pal matter TO be decided will be- the
date for the meeting 81 the state board
here about the middle ~ June
Prof. H. Il. Work will be present az
D meeting a. Clarksburg together
with i've members Of the committee
including the state superintendent Of
schools. Matters OF importance VIII
be the examination for the hizh school
certificates and granting certificates
20 graduates % denomfnatfonaI
schools a meeting Of the executive
committee of the state association
will be hbld IN C~1arksbBrK at the
same time AZ the meeting Of the state
board.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
WILL OPEN ROOM
Antler Cafe Psrlor Done in Flemish
Will Be Thrown open to Public
This Week.

After weeks Of labor and an outlay
OF considerable money the new Flem-
ISM room az the Antler cafe will be
opened the latter part OF this week
The room II located on the second
hoor. and will be a place Of elegance
when the old style German mission
art finish Is complete.
Stops a. Nichols. proprietors. are
sparing no expense whatever TO make
the new dining parlor one OF he
finest. II not the very finest. in the
city. The cuisine properties will be-
OF the highest class and even the most
particular epicurean will find the
Antler service to his or her liking
The walls OF the new room are done
In h~ollandaise scenes In blue on a
white background. making a very
beautiful effect All three scenes are
rare creations Of art. Two large New
England hreplaces lend attractiveness
20 the place. while the window drap-
ings and floor coverings are rich In
their beauty.
Telephone connections will be in.
stalled az each table and bric-a-brac
and oddities will adorn the nantes
ADD wall racks The present cafe on
tho fret floor Is 70 DO transformed
into an old fashioned serving room.
where the liquids will be drawn from
the wood The bar and hack bar will
be done IN mahogany
The work IL being done by Beltz a.
Son according 90 plans drawn by
Architect George Mooney.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
KRAUS & co.
WeltKnoWn Liquor Dealers Have on
Display the Newest Novelties
In French Cordiais.

4 IN tho window 81 Kraus & cos
Wine and Liquor House. No 1913
Market street. is "a bottle which ls At
tracing r. great deal 81 attention
This bottle ls a very novel aHair. tho
Interior ~ same being composed %
four separate compartments. each
compartment being filled with n dr.
ferent colorcd French cordial This
article Is one Of the very newest bow
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23

Jack Massey was fined SIS and costs
for d.sorderly conduct In yesterdays
police court by Judge Robinson. Tim
McCarty for beggins got 30 days
James Joyce. Joe Pewosky and Peter
Sonic. drunks. we're hued 81 and costs
each. Nike Kintary got s. and costs
on a similar charge Hogan Anderson
and John Doe were dismissed.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
TEACHERS LEAVE
Members Of High School Depart to
Spend the Holidays at
Home.

Following the close Of school yester-
day at the Wheeling high school. sew
eral members OF the faculty whose
names were in nearby cities took adj
vantage Of the Christmas vacation 20
spend a week with relatives during
the holidays.
Those who left yesterday were n.
y. Johns GAINESVILLE; r. r. Spanabel.
East Palestine: Miss Cora Holland.
Jewett. Ohio: Miss Gertrude Roberts.
Buckhannon. G.. X. Knight. Athens.
ONO: The two special teachers. Miss
Blanche NJ. Olin and Miss Florence
Jaxon left for Mason city and Akron,
Ohio. respectively.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23
COUNTY COURT

Deed dated December IS. Warwood
Land Company 20 Frank Ceeh. lot in
Warwood. consideration SO.
Deed dated September 20. Security
Trust Company 90 William l. Torrey.
lot % in Map ~ Edgdalc. consideration
-Four deeds ~ trust we're filed for
record
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23

a Des Molncs man had an attack
Of muscular rheumatism ia he
shoulder 4 friend advised him 10 20
10 Hot Springs That meant an ex-
pense 81 $4,000 or more. ne sought
FOR n quicker and cheaper way 20 cure
90 and found 70 IN Chamberlain's Lint
ment. Three days after the first sp
plicatiqn ~ this iiniment he was we'll.
For aafh BY al hnalera
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23

elites In toe liquor line aud this en-.
terprising firm has already disposed
OF a large number OF them. As
Xmas gifts OF convenience this article
certainly fills the bill.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-12-23

a man with a trade r. generally
able 20 earn a living. That's where
a trade has the upper hand OF an art
or a profession.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 6AcKAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

wouldn't II be nice within week or so
to begin to say goodbye forever to the
scaIding, dribbIing, straining, o. too fire.
quent passage OF urine; the forehead and
The back-of-the-head aches; the stitches
and pains In the back; the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes; yel-
low skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency7
I have recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on, and n you want to
make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought
to write and get copy Of Il. Many
doctor would charge you $3.50 just for
writing this prescription, but have Il
and win be glad to send It to you entire
ly free just drop me line like this:
DR.. A. &C. Robinson. K-26T Luck Building,
Detroit, Mich, and will send II by re-
turn mail In plain envelope. As you will
see when you get 1t, this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies, but It has
great healing and pain-conquering power.
IT will quickly show Its power once you
use 1t, so ] think you had better see what
II IL without delay. / will send you
copy free--you can use It and cure your
self at home.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
GOT THE BEST or THE ELDER
Apt Quotation of Brer Reuben Saved
His Mule and at the Same Time
Rebuked Sin.

Elder Harris was making another
attempt to induce one of the members
of his flock to trade horses with him.
dat pony O. your'n, Brer Reuben"
he said, SIS jes' what want, an my
big bay hos is jes' what yo' want. /
kin git over de groun' faster wild de
pony, an you kin haul bigger load
wild de boss. Hit'd be good trade fur
bofe on us, 'ceptin' dat it'd be leetle
better fun you dan it would fur me.
You take de bay and give me de
chestnut SOIL"
DE pony suits me we'll 'nough, ell
der" averred Brother Reuben, for the
twentieth time. II dom keer t. make
no swap"
But jes' natchelly got t have dat
pony, Brer Reuben"
Elder" spoke the other, after a
period of profound thought. II been
wantin' t. asst yo question for long
time"
We'll, what is it?" ...
II know wat one o. de 'postles says
bout de law bein' done away with, but
amt we still Twin undah de ten COM
man'ments?"
"Brer Reuben" solemnly averred
Elder Harris, I'VE air"
We'll, one o. dem Commandments
says we mustn't covet anything W.T. b.
longs t our neighbors, an you're Gov
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
REALLY OPENED THEIR EYES
Parishloner's Remark, However, Left
Young Minister Somewhat in~ss
In the Dark.

Rev. Henry r. Rose in the Newa.
Star tells the story of young min
lister who had recently taken CHARGE
OF a small parish in Vermont. He
aspired to greater things and a large
field, and in the hope that his reputa-
ton would travel beyond the limits of
the village to which he had been sent
he threw into his sermons all the
force and eloquence at his command.
He was, however, totally unprepared
for what was intended for comph.
ment, but which was put to him. in
such way that it left him in doubt
as to the real impression he had made
One Sunday morning, after an espe.I
cially brilliant effort, he was greeted,
by an old lady, who was one Of the
most faithful attendants at all serv.
ices. Approaching the young minister
she said: 'Ah, sir, we do enjoy your.
sermons so much, they are so in.I
structive. Do you believe it, we never,
knew what sin was until you came to'
the parish" "
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Young AGE Pensions.

Young-age pensions! Why not? tt
ties, honors, riches, pensions and most
other good things are, as a rule, post
poned to period of life when the ca
pacity for enjoying them has been
blunted. Australia was one Of the
first countries to adopt old-age pen
sions, and now Labor member of the
commonwealth parliament proposes
complementary scheme of young-age
pensions. He would start by pension
ing the fourth child at birth. The fact
that three had previously been born
showed that the parents were doing
their duty and deserving we'll of the
state. The young-age pension would
reward industry and encourage the
birth rate. London Chronicle.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Tho Primitive Man.

Zones is SO dreadfully primitive"
What's his latest?"
why, we were at the opera house
the other night and stage hand re-
moved table and Jones yelled 'Supe!
supe!' We were dreadfully mortified"
Il was at dinner the other night
and Jones sat next to me. When he
saw the row of spoons and forks and
knives beside his plate he beckoned to
the walter Say, boy he hoarsely NUT
tered. I guess you spilled the spoon
holderl'"
We'll, It's lucky he's rich"
"Ain't it?"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Left Both satisfied.

II all happened on one Of those few
surviving pay-after-you.enter cars.
ooh, insist on paying, Gladys" said
the brunette. You paid coming
down"
''No. shall pay" declared Gladys
with equal firmness. What If ! did
pay coming down-didn't you buy that
last package of gum2"
Let me settle the quarrel, ladies'"
suggested the diplomatic conductor
"Why not use the denatured form Of
Dutch treat?"
whats that?"
well, you each pay the others
fare"
And that was the way they solved
it.-Cleveland Leader.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Ais Rullno Passion.

The young man waited for the mill
ionaire's reply.
Il don't blame you for wanting to
marry my daughter" said the latter.
And now how much do you suppose
you and she can worry along ONT"
The youth frightened up.
I'll think" he cheerfully STAN
mered, that 100000 well invested.
would produce sufficient income"
The millionaire turned back to his
papers.
Very WELL" he said, Il will give
you 100000, providing you raise a
similar amount"
And the young man went away sor-
rowing.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
They Both Knew.

The fool said one day in the kings
presence, Il am the king!" And the
king laughed, for he knew that his fool
was wrong.
A week later the king was angry, be-
cause of an error he had committed,
and exclaimed: Il am fool" And the
fool laughed. for he knew that his
king was right.--Smart Set.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The decision by The Hague arbitra-
tion court in the Orinoco case disposes
equitably Of another vexed question,
which at one time was the cause Of
much acrimonious discussion. As in
most instances neither side gets all
that was demanded. But the Ameri.
can claimants are awarded what is ne
garded BY the tribunal az a fair
amount Of damages. And so the mat.
ter, as far as the United States and
Venezuela are concerned. ends most
amicabiy.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Ma,rs I'M Aar Frlenda.

"A pretty story of Miss Ellen Terry
and a gallant young playwright has
gone the rounds of the Players club.
Miss Terry attended in New York
the first night of this playwright's
latest work and at the end Of the
third act he was presented to her.
She congratulated him warmly.
ut Is very good" she said. "Your
play is very good. indeed, and shall
send all my American friends to see
It,"
I'm that case" said the playwright,
with very low and courtly bow. my
little piece will sell 10000, 900 tickets"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Hard-tiearted Judue,

The Sympathetic Wotcher,
Bill! You looks bad; been laid up?
Bill-Yus, sort of. 'Aven't been
outer doors fer free munfs.
The Sympathetic Pal-Wot was the
matter wiz yer2
Bill-Nufhn'; only the judge wouldn't
believe 1.-THE Sketch,
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Only scientific institutions or learn
ed chemists win be permitted to buy
radium. AS 1t is S36,OoO,000 pound,
one can readily see what hardship
this arbitrary regulation is going to
work among the general public. seek
ing radium bargains.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A New York husband has asked the
Supreme Court to affirm the binding
nature of the wife's marriage promise
to obey" This is dangerous prece.
dent, for a wife may retaliate by ask.
ing legal enforcement of the hus.
bands promise to "endow with all his
worldly goods"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
A nlscouranInn View.

1--WE must investigate this affair,
said the rural official.
Whats the use?" responded Farm
er Corntossel. II never saw an inves
tigation that changed anybody's per
sonal likes and dislikes.''
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The aviation fashions will probably
soon appear. The public may be de.
voutly thankful If feminine admirers
of the bird men do not take to wear.
ing biplanes and Antoinettes for head.
gear.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The prophets were right. Two
months ago they predicted that the
hobble skirt would not hold favor in
the shape 1t had then. 1t is now grow.
ing worse.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

That an insane asylum inmate who
won q prize TO: magazine poetry
should not occasion surprise or even
amusement, considering most maya.
zine poetry.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
His Speciality.

What has become OF young Mr..
DAuber, who showed such signs of
talent in drawing? Has he made a
SUGGEST"
"oh, yes, indeed. He's got all the
work he can do now"
Magazine or studio work."
"He draws the maltese cross show
Ing where the body was found, in the
evening papers. "-Cleyelan Leader,
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
The Cache.

Knicker--We are told to do our
shopping early.
Bocker--I know It; my wife has al
ready concealed forty-nine-cent tie
in the top bureau drawer.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A preacher says that young women
prefer marriage to missionary work If
they tackle sthe former. however,
they'll find that they're in for a bit
OF the latter
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Stealing a red-hot stove has LONG
figured as "the limit" of predatory
daring, If not an impossible feat. But
something closely akin to it is report
ed from Hoboken, N. J., where a man
is under arrest charged with HAVING
carried of stove in which fire was
burning And to make the affair seem
holder the stove was taken from q
police station. w.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

They are going TO put up another
huge building in New York. this time
one of 4G stories, Daylight win vet
be at a premium on the Manhattan
street level.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A Toronto girl who thought she was
marrying a young capitalist soon dis
covered that her husband was bur
giar. Is not marriage a lottery?
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
The Limit.

do you have much trouble with
your automobtle7"
Trouble! Say. couldn't have more
If / was married to the blamed ma
chine. st Louis Star.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Three of the last load of deer
brought into Bangor, Me-, says an ex-
change, were shot by women. Who
says woman can't hit anything she
aims att
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Some people would drown with life
preserver at hand They are the kind
that suffer from Rheumatism and Neural
Oil, the best of all pain remedies.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The typewriting championship has
Just been decided in New York again.
This is the first time it has been de-
cided since day before yesterday.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Had Been In a Worse scrape.

Damoeles saw the suspended sword.
That's nothing" he cried, I've sat
between two women with hatpinsl"
Thus they saw he could not be
scared
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The Swiss are going to construct
another tunnel through the Alps. Evi-
IDENTITY they do not take much stock In
the aerial route taken by Chavez.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Silly to get an injunction to keep a
woman from going to ball. Keeping
her dress from getting home In time
would be infinitely more effective.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
The Klnd.

Il think that chauffeur. had great
nerve to make love to his employers
daughter"
so he had-motor nerve"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A Chicago young man has spent oves
SSOO,0oO in two years. This high-fyins
record, however, was made without q
Paragraph.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

King Chulalongkorn is dead. Com
positors will be glad to learn that his
successors name is Chowfa Maha Va
iirayauch.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Man is a useless creature, asserts a
Chicago woman lecturer. What? Who'd
stay home and tend the baby If it
wasn't for men?
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06
Lies Varied Interests.

aThe weather's rather bad, Isn't II
said the young woman
yes" replied the nonchaiant youth.
Lucky thing it is. Helps conversation.
II would be deadly bore to go on Tor
ever saying it's pleasant day
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A lecturer declared lately that the
perfect woman of the future viii not
be mother, Then she win not be a
perfect woman
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

II Is true that a man has flown from
the deck of ship to the shore, but
the day of the aeroplane lifeboat is
not yet in sight.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Still, there are some young men who
are more interested in the price of
American beauty roses than in the
cost of beefsteak.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A Hoosier dentist has planned
tooth insurance policy. He may bite
off more than he can chew.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

As illustrating the dangers of get
elng up too early in the morning, a
New York man was run over by a
milk wagon.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The sky pilot is no longer a theory,
but a visible fact; visible, at least
until he vanishes in the blue dome.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

A woman doctor advises polygamy
as a cure for our social evils. Is the
lady married, may we ask?
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

With aeroplane makers organized
the piekets could have lots of fun
making faces at non.union craft.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

The woman who has pet boa con-
strictor IL feet long shouldn't kick If
her husband brings home load of
snake bite cure.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

AViators, like other experimenters,
~, learning by their mistakes, but in
snelr case the trouble is the mistakes
are such costly ones.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

Constipation causes and aggrayates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Or. Pierce,s Pleasant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

According to a Harvard professor
1t is not a cats nature to kill 8
mouse. Unnatural brutes, cats!
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1911-01-06

There are $4,000 rooms in New
York without light. And yet they
boast Of the Great White Way.