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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27
v. l. Tamisiea was an Omaha
this afternoon.
Those Who Take Foley Kid
ney Pills

Those Who Take Foley Kid
ney Pills
For their kidney and bladder ailments
and for annoying urinary Irregularities
are always grateful both for the quick
and permanent relief they afford, and
for their tonic and strengthening effect
as WE'LL Try Foley Kidney Pills.
jy3l II w. Harvey
we need rain the worst way
oh, no we DON'T
WIN, look! Everything is
drying up!'
Yes, but if we got rain the
worst way it would be a repeti-
on Of what Noah had to 90 up
against, you know. Record
Herald.
Where the Treasures are. -
Burglar Better tell me where
the valuables are"
Householder well, old man
here's the combination of the
refrigerator. . Life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27

j. P. Martin is in Omaha to
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27
Kidney Diseases Are Durable

under certain conditions. The right
medicine must be taken before the
disease has progressed to far. Mr..
Perry A. Pitman. Dale. Tex, says: II
was down in bed for four months with
kidney and bladder trouble and gall
stones. One bottle of Foley's Kidney
Remedy cured me well and sound. :"
Ask for it..
s.jysl R. W. Harvey
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27

For a mild, easy action of the
bowels, a single dose of Doan's
Regulets is enough. Treat
ment cures habitual constipa-
ton. 25c a box. Ask your
druggist for them. jy31
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27
Mrs. Ed Casey and daughter
Myrtle, are in Omaha today.

Fred Heath has purchased a
new delivery wagon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27

Maude II don't insist on my
husband beng wealthy if he
only has a family behind him.
Alice-1 know just the man
for you-a poor widower with
six children. Boston Tram
script.
Emil Unmack is now express
messenger on No SO.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27

Stops itching instantly.
Cures piles, eczema, salt rheum,
letter, itch, hives, herpes,
scabies -Doan's Ointment. At
any drug store. jy31
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27
Fol US Honey and Tar Com.
pound.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. C. Pratt
visited Omaha friends today.

Mrs. Andy Teal and Mrs.
Light, who have been here on q
visit to their sister, Mrs. Hattie
Moore, returned to their home
in Norfolk, Neb., yesterday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-07-27

Sprains require careful
treatment. Keep quiet and
apply Chamberlain's Liniment
freely. 1t will remove the sore.
ness and quickly restore the
parts to a healthy condition.
For sale by all dealers. .jy3l
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
John Cores

Died at his home at Holly. Colo.
Sept. 10. 1911, John Cores. aged
"A years and 6 months. He was
born at Wilhelm. Germany, March
II. 1897. and came to the United
States when 16 years OF age He
enlisted in the U. S. army Ian 1861
and served until 1870 as sergeant
in Co. X list regiment and Co. F
3rd regiment U. S. infantry. Came
to Colorado in1s73 and to what is
now Holly in 1876. whore he has
resided ever since.
He was married in New York
City in 1864 to Miss Agnes Kehoe.
He Is survived by his wife and
eight children-four sons and four
daughters. all of whom were pres
ent when the end came, except
Mrs. Bailey. who lives at Boulder,
Colo.
His body was laid to rest in the
Holly cemetery September II. I'M
der the auspices of the Grand Army
of the Republic. Their impressive
burial service was read. the Battle
Hymn of the Republic" was sung
by Mrs. Gee. an old soldiers wife,
and her mother. 60 and so years
Of age respectively. The Rev.
Cage assisted with prayer and the
benediction.
Taps by Bugler Joseph Ikelman.
formerly of the army. A large
conconrse OF people filed past the
open grave where uncle Johns
body lay covered with flowers.
Everybody knew. respected and low
ed John Cores. Thus passed from
our midst an honest man. the
noblest work of God.-wm. Nc
Glashen in Holly Call.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

The instrumental music by Miss
Bennett and her scholars, the
Misses Everett, Conwell. Manbeck
and Rae, was delight to the aud
fence and proved that Miss Ben
nett's work here had been highly
successful. Mr.. NJ A. King, Mrs.
Siegfried and Mrs Lopez also gave
numbers highly appreciated by the
audience.
The solo by Mrs. Dickinson was
warmly applauded. as she has long
been a favorite with all admirers of
good music in Lamar. The solos
by Mrs. Simpson and Mr.. Chas.
Spencer of Wiley were very pleas
ing to the audience. and one of
the best numbers on the program
was the trio by Mrs. Russell. Miss
Markham and Mt. Bannister.
The members of the hospital
association are especially thankful
to Miss Bennett and her class and
the musicians who so kindly donat-
ed their services on this occasion
The liberality and universal good
feeling shown makes them hopeful
that their efforts will soon be re-
warded with success.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
Benefit Concert

The concert given at the Meth
odist church last Thursday even
ing for the benefit of the Lamar
General Hospital was quite a sue
cess financially and a most pro-
nounced one unsteady and from
an entertainment point OF view.
Although. owing to the fact that
the advertising time was limited.
the attendance was not such as the
merits of the musicians and the
cause deserved. still the funds of
the hospital association were ma
terially increased.
The concert was given by Miss
Lillian Bennett and pupils assist
ed by Mrs. Dickinson. Mrs. Rus
sell. Mrs. Simpson. Mrs. Lopez.
Miss Markham. Mrs. Siegfried and
Messrs. Spencer. Bannister and
King. The entire. program was
one of the most enjoyable ever
given in Lamar. and those who
failed to attend missed a treat
which will be the best of the sea-
son. Miss Bennett will close her
work in Lamar in few weeks and
leave for the east.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
Two Buttss incorporates

The town OF Two Buttes. which
recently voted to incorporate. on
last Tuesday completed the work
by electing Its first town board of
trusttte as follows: Mayor. b. w.
Metcalf: trustees. J. W. Mock. II.
ID. Gather. T. E. Allen. J. "
Sayler. J. c. Wiley and ID. E. Jones.
They are expected to meet and
organize the first of the present
week.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
The Corner on Honesty

The Direct Legislation League
according to the reports from Den
yer. have agreed to submit certain
constitutional amendments under
the initiative and referendum. We
are for the initiative and referen-
dunn, but as for the Direct Legis-
latdon League the deponent sayeth
not Who and what is this league?
La 1t a self-appointed institution or
was 1t nominated and duly elected
by the great Common People? Is
II q close corporation. or are the
books open for subscription?
If 1t Is self-appointed. is not that
the identical way in which the
wardheeler and the political boss.
whom we are hoping to relegate to
private life, secured his first ap-
pointment and proceeded to fasten
himself. as a barnacle, upon the
ship OF state? The men who com
pose this league may be the best in
the commonwealth, and their mot
ives may be as patriotic as were
the fires that stirred the heart of
the revolutionary soldier. Not one
soul in that league may have a de-
sign upon the office of constable,
not a longing for a United States
senatorship. but the method. the
method. the method. 1t is the
same old thing with a new coterie
in charge. perhaps. We could
have gotten u new deal and a new
set of men at anytime under the
old system. II the people had risen
in their might and asserted their
rights. Then are we come to the
pitiable acknowledgements that af-
ter all the "hue and cry" and the
heavier toll OF expenses to be
borne. we simply get back to the
place from whence we started?
II this league Is close corpora
ton. the embership must be limit
ed to a very few. and they must
be Amounted OF the Lord, for few
men could hold that sway. and ex-
ercise that kingly function to
the advantage of all, without Di-
vine JUNCTION. Some of them failed
with divine sanction. The long
line OF king whose names are con-
nected with the struggle for hu-
man liberty and human progress.
from Saul to Diaz bear witness to
this truth.
The date line of the dispatch
which brings the news OF what the
Direct Legislation League" pro-
pose to let the people OF Colorado
vote upon reminds us OF many a
tale which has been sent out I'M
der a Denver date line and which
bore the tiding that the political
bosses had kindly agreed to let the
people of Colorado vote for certain
men for office. This was not the
II was more diplomat
ically stated that the convention
had nominated" certain men for
office. Such affairs the "initiative
and referendum" was expected to
dispense with, and we believe II
will. unless the usefulness of the
reformatory measure Is seriously
impaired In the house OF its friends.
What profit have we. II a few
men take over 1.-THE management of
affairs political under the new
measured
Did not n few men take over the
management under the old regime?
What Ii there to circumscribe
his actions. II he goes on the job
under the newf-Grand Junction
Sentinel.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
Big Sales

Some big land sales have been
made In the past two weeks
through Claus Paulsen as agent &.
Messrs. Lubers and Wheeler from
Illinois have purchased about 42O
acres of land. They secured $50
acres from the fine Novels ranch
near Kornman station for $4,000
and 100 acres adjoining from Nova
Butler for 100000. They expect
to return in the spring and make
their homes here.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

We saved you last year several
hundred dollars on school books
and we will save you more this
year II you give US a chance.
N. N. MCLEAN
The Old Reliable Druggist. Station
err and Jeweler
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

few reasons why you should
see Ten Nights in a Bar Room"
1t Is the greatest temperance play
IN the world. The saloon keepers
go to see II and admit its true
worth. The clergy go to see 1t
and recommend it. Will exhibit
here next Wednesday under can
vac.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
q. J. GARVIN, Agt.
Lamar, Ohio.

For Rent-S0 acres, about half
alfalfa. balance for wheat. one mile
east of Kornman. Write Sweet
and Coe, Hutchinson, Kansas.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
Low Fares
To California
Arizona
Mexico

One way Colonist tickets on sale
daily. September Is to October %
1911, inclusive, from
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

Lost-A fraternity pin. set with
four little diamonds and s pearls. A
safety catch. DR.. A. =. Taylor's
name on 1t. Return to DIR. Taylor
and receive reward.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

Eilo's Ten Nights in = Bas.
Room
Is a drama of deep moral interest
because it will do more good than
score OF temperance lectures. DO
not fail to see It next Wednesday.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

You can save from &c to 40c on
each school book you buy from
N. N. Mclean over prices charged
by other dealers.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20

Through Tourist SIeepers
run daily to California ON Santa Fee
fast trains. They have large dress
ing room for women and smoking
room for men. Electric lighted.
Efficient Pullman porter and con-
ductor in charge. Harvey meals
served-the best in the world. Per-
sonally conducted excursions are
run three times a week.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
LAMAR

Only few points shown below.
For fares to other points and in
formation as to liberal stopover
privileges accorded. phone. write or
see the undersigned.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1911-09-20
Hair Dressing Shop

AL Of the latest Electrical Appu-
ancss for Hair Dressing. 0hampoo-
ing and Maasagiag. Aanacurng.
aAAnpooing an1 AaaaASing for
gentlsAsn.
Call Lamar - flor appointments.
Rooa IL Ftrse National Bank BIG.
Mills BArtholo0sv. Manager.
Miliss Bartholomew, Mgr
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
White Stockings Rile Cat

into my leg. The claws went in and
left marks. / was 20 frightened ! fell
down and began to scream. A lot Of
ladies In carriages-you know, those
high-up ladies-began to shout: KIN
the cat, kill the cat
"They didn't kill the cat. and went
to our doctors. While waiting there
q policeman came and took me TO the
General Memorial hospital in One
Hundred and Sixth street The lady
there said ! ought to 90 TO the Pas
teur institute. but she's have q doctor
look at me. He washed the cuts and
then the policeman took me home.
The policeman told me that those
ladies in the carriage had been
around to the station house and com
planned because he didn't kill the
cat"
GATHERINGS father took her to the
Pasteur institute for treatment The
cat was still IN the butcher shop. Itsl
owner maintained that Il was perfect
y normal, but the board u health
has been notified Of the oocuFEo1ssI
~ he policA
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
Sufficient Evidence.

Having vouched for the honesty Of
the woman who wished a situation as
scrub woman the good natured man
was subjected to a severe examina-
ton by the superintendent of the
building.
There are degrees Of honesty"
said the superintendent. How hon
est is she?"
The good-natured man reflected.
"Well," said he, I'll tell you. She
is so honest that II you throw any
thing that looks to be worth a cop
per into the waste basket you have
to tag It Destroy this or she will
fish 1t out and put 1t back on your
desk night after night, no matter how
badly you want to get rid of 1t.
don't know that l can say anything
more"
mo more is necessary" said the
hire the woman.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
ODD THINGS FOR AMUSEMENT
Several Little Tricks That VIII As
slst Greatly In Entertaining q
Party Of Friends.

Here are some things that you
might do to pass away an evening.
or to provide entertainment for a
party Of friends when nothing better
offers itself:
To find a number any one thinks Of.
use the following method: Let a per-
son think Of a number, say six. Tell
him to multiply 1t by three. Ask him
then to add /: then multiply by three.
then add TO this the number thought
Of. The result will be &c. After he
informs you Of the entire amount, you
strike OF the last number, which will
leave six, the original number.
BY taking a long piece Of wood.
such as the handle Of a broom. and
placing a watch at one end, the tick.
ing will be heard very distinctly at
the other end.
BY placing q garden snail upon q
piece Of glass 1t will produce. by
drawing itself along. a very sweet
music, similar to the musical glasses
often heard. This sounds rather
queer. but just try It, and you will
have music equal to the guitar.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
Big Black Pussy Mistakes Young
Girls Footwear for Feline En-
smy-She Tells Story.

New York.-The color white has
been as a red nag to the big black
cat Of Frank Bite. ever since a large
white cat came TO live next door TO
the Bite butcher shop at No. 922 Co
lumbus avenue. But not all Of the
customers OF the butcher shop knew
this. Among them was eleven-year-
old Catherine Owens Of No. log West
Nlnety-ninth street.
Il didn't know anything about the
cats" said the girl. "and went to
the butcher store for mamma wear
ing q pair Of white stockings.
Il noticed that q big. white cat
went into the shop with me- After
q little time I came out. I was stand
ing on the sidewalk when the white
cat ran out Then the black cat ran
out. too. and the moment he saw my
white stockings be jumped at me.
~He tried 70 put both his test on
one Of my BtockinEA One Of hib feet
II mean paVs-sort Of alippad and
Thea be put his nvs singers -sight
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
NEAT TRICK SAFE AND SURE
Glass May Be Cut Without Danger Of
Breaking II Immersed In Tub Of
Water While Working.

With an ordinary pair Of scissors
you can cut a sheet Of glass-a win
dow pane, for instance-as easily as
you can cut sheet Of pasteboard.
The secret Of this experiment con-
sists In plunging your hands. with the
glass and scissors. into tub Of water,
and there performing the operation. In
this way the glass cuts in straight or
in curved lines, without break or
crack. for the water deadens the vi.
brations OF the scissors and the sheet
OF glass. says a writer In the Magical
Experiments. II the operator allows
the smallest part Of the scissors to ap-
pear above the water, the vibrations
will be sufficient to prevent the sue
cess Of the experiment.
| know that many OF my readers
will be incredulous OF this statement,
but let them try the experiment and
they will be convinced Of its truth.
There Is another way In which you
may cut thin glass with pair OF scis-
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
KISSING AS A PERIL

every bench was a pair Of cooling
sweethearts. caught several OF
them kissing. but they seemed to care
little about It. Many Of them. know.
will appear later at the marriage lie.
ense window.
kissing has its place, but the pub
lie park, the bathing beach and the
marriage license window are not the
places for It
"The kiss is sacred and should be
considered the symbol Of love, the
token that binds man and woman to-
gether for life.
Silly girls and men who like to
fiirt cause more trouble in the world
than all other forces combined.
"Promiscuous kissing leads to the
divorce court. do not believe in
sending people to prison for kissing.
but | do believe In sounding a warn.
ing. That is why I decided to begin
here and draw the line even on the
betrothed."
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
Mustn't Do It, Even II About to
Marry.
offieIaIIy In Chicago Oscillation 10
Forbidden at Marriage Office
Leads to Divorce Court and
Must BE Stopped.

Chicago.-Kissing in public parks,
at bathing beaches and in darkened
theaters leads to the divorce court
and makes a mockery OF love.
The kiss is the symbol Of sacred
love. token Of the tie that binds man
to woman for life.
When a woman grants a man n kiss
It means that she has given her heart
Of hearts into his keeping for all time.
Talk all you please about spirit
kisses. friendship kisses and soul
kisses-that Is just something to call
. crime.
II Q man wants to kiss the woman
he Is going to marry. let him kiss her
at her home and not in front Of the
marriage license window.
Many suppose the reason people do
30 much kissing before they are mar
ried IL that they know there will not
be q great deal Of II afterward.
The kiss in the marriage bureau
Is doomed.
Lewis c. Legner has drawn the line
on kissing In front Of his window. A
big sign bearing the words No Kiss
ing Here" appeared above the window
the other day. Two Chicago sweet
hearts. however. declared they did not
believe in signs and dened the Ordsr
Of Legner.
kissing and cooling is going to be
stopped in front Of this window" said
Mr.. Legner. -The great majority Of
prospective brides and bridegrooms
are dignifed and sedate They seem
10 prefer to cherish their love In 81
lenOe. and although ] frequently no
tice an exchange OF loving glances as
they are handed their clearance pa
pers to matrimony. there Is no other
manifestation.
Some couples. however. seem TO
forget everything when their eyes
fail on q license cannot explain II,
unless It Is the power Of suggestion
Il Il not uncommon for a man to kiss
q girl as both look at their license.
7 DO believe promiscuous kissing
ought to be stopped Chicago seems
% have gone kissing mad.
Il MAS Walking through Lincoln
park the Othsr evening abOut SUNSET
BeaftsrSa th1ough ths PARK on alnolt
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
REAL MEANING OF. MILLION
Some Figures Given That May Give
Significance to Greatly Used
Term-Dlstance to Sun.

We think and do things in millions
these days, yet, though we are accus-
toned to employ the term lightly, the
significance of the word million" 10
really hard to grasp.
It has been estimated that 1000, 900
persons assembled in crowd, with
due allowance Of. say, three square
feet a person, would cover an area Of
6S.s acres, or. to put It more conven'
iently. let US say 70 acres; or It could
be contained in q square having sides
SITS yards long. Or, again, allowing
IS inches to each person, standing
shoulder to shoulder, 100000 indi'
viduals would extend q distance Of
2S4.1 miles. The population Of Lon
don amounts. roughly speaking, to
e,549, 900. Allowing IS inches to each
person, shoulder to shoulder, this hui
man aggregation would constitute .
wall 1850 miles long.
In astronomical calculation It 10
most dificult to grasp the meaning Of
millions Of miles, bIt some idea In
this connection may be gathered from
the statement Of the time that would
be consumed by an express train or
the shot from q cannon 70 cover celes-
tial space.
Now, the distance from the earth
to the sun Is about 100000 miles,
and light travelling from the solar lum-
mary comes to use at the rate Of 1885,
700 miles a second. Il trayerses this
distance In 81 minutes, but rail-
way train proceeding at so miles an
hour, would take It's years TO cover
the distance to the sun.
The circumference Of the eclipse
forming the orbit Of the earth round
the sun is about 577.760.0O0 miles In
length, and the earth covers this dis
lance in se6h days, travelling at the
rate Of $500 miles an hour. 1,,O9S
miles a minute. or nearly LOO times
az fast as q train going at one mile
a minute. II IL therefore clear that .
train proceeding at this speed would
require nearly LOO years 10 accom-
plish the journey around the oarth's
orbit.
According to high authority, tie W
locity Of a rife bullet q somothing
like 2,1S0 fest second. or 1I3 miles
a minute. and that Of the projsctilos
Weighing $40 pounds from q quick llT-
ing gun q about 1000 fSst . second.
81 niles q minute; % that TIE W.
iocity % thS ear,A 3 sa1 TINES =
glOst e TIE later.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
SOMETHING
~T,NG =
COVER FOR BASEBALL FIELD
Waterproof Strip Drains Rain From
Base Lines and Prevents Them
From Getting Muddy.

With the baseball season in full
blast, anything relating to the ma
uonal game becomes Of paramount in
terest Here is a waterproof cover
for the diamond designed by Penn
sylvania man that Is guaranteed to
keep the base lines dry during the
heavy rains. The cover is a strip Of
waterproof material that when not In
use is rolled up from both ends and
placed on truck, being first laid on
a support having hinged legs that
facilitate its rolling and unrolling.
When storm comes up one Of these
strips can be unrolled over each Of
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-08-17
Dvlnu BY Oruans.

It has been discovered that II q
human being dies after an ordinary
illness, and not a violent death, he
does not die all over and all at once.
He may have a diseased liver, heart
or lung. and this may be the cause
Of his death; but It has been found
that II the diseased organ could have
been replaced by a healthy one life
might have been maintained indefl-
nitely. This is no imagination or
speculation. It has been confirmed
by the most careful experiments by
the ablest medical scientists In the
country.-Leslie's Weekly.