Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-07-12
One Advantage Of
a Red Head
By F. A. mitchell
Copyright by American Press Asso-
citation, 1911.

to my hair and countless jokes, many
of them very poor and in bad taste
and all obnoxious to me.
When l grew old enough to have a
sweetheart l was obliged to go with
Rut one, all on account of the growth
N my head. l kept 1t cut very short
but without effect. Just as soon as I
came in contact with man, woman or
child l saw at once that my hair was
against me. One thing l would not do
l refused all BARRIERS who suggested
my permitting them to dye it. On en-.
tering their shops 1 would say, Hair
cut; no dye" Whenever, after this no.
tice, a barber offered to give my hair
different color l glared at him and told
him that if he repeated the offer he
must fight. l thrashed so many people
for reference to my blemish that l be
came an expert boxer.
Hoping that the people of the west
were more considerate than those Of
the east, went to Denver. The frs:
salute l received there was: Hello,
carrot top! Y goin' to set the timber
on the mountings atire?" l had go7
tired of thrashing people and turned
away without a word. l sought en-
ployment in 4 large manufaCturinE
concern. On entering the Office my eyes
lighted on q gentleman sitting at !
desk who had red hair, for all it's
world as red as mine. lie looked EP,
and in an instant his gaze was fixed 30
my top.
He arose from his chair and. ad
vancing to the Office rail, GraspeG my
hand in viseike grip.
"My dear sir" he said Warmly and
with a respectful mien had never be
fore been favored with, "wha5 can !
do for you?'
'I'm seeking employment"
'You shall have it right here. What
can you do?"
Nothing l must learn. But I'm
willing to work without pay till 1 do
you'll not work without pay here.
Judging from your appearance, you
are we'll bred and educated. A man Of
your condition can't get on with less
than a hundred dollars month. I'll
give you that and put you in our best
department. MI. Stantper.' he called.
! An employee advanced, and l MOTTO
ed he, too, had q red head. He was
instructed to put me to work and on
the payroll at the same time. As 1
passed through the works l noticed
every man had a red head, but none
g
Ours was the same hue exactly.
you'll be showed up ahead Of US
ALL" said the man who had taken me
in charge.
"Why sOT' l asked.
"Youre the only man here who has
as red hair as the president"
The words proved true. I was jump
ed from one grade to another so fast
that l barely had time to learn the
duties in each. And every time
jumped my salary jumped too.
This was not all. Mr.. Flynn, the
president and principal owner, asked
me one day to come to his house to
dinner. l went. of course, and was
introduced to his family. Every OnH
of his children had red hair of various
shades. His oldest daughter, Emily,
had veritable Titan locks. For the
first time in my life I felt easy in
social company For the first time no.
q person about me looked at my head,
much less referred to it. Miss Emily
Flynn was very gracious to me and
was the first young woman who had
ever thus treated me so. l was happy
as a clam at high tide. After dinner
she led me into a separate parlor, an4
/ spent the hours there chatting with
her. They were thus far the happiest
hours of my life. left her with a
wildly beating heart.
To make a long story short, Miss
FLYNN encouraged me and encouraged
Miss Flynn. One day she told me
might go to her father and ask for
her. l did so and was accepted for R
son-in-law with great gusto. GO back
to EN-" he said, land tell her you
have my hearty consent, and remain
to dinner"
l. l spent the afternoon with Emily
and dined with the family. After din
ner Mr.. Flynn said to me:
"You have shown wonderful re
straint in not asking why l have well
coined you into my business and into
my family. The time has come for
me to enlighten you.
"Years ago 1 came to this country
from ireland without a cent and
worked at any job l could get in a
great city One day l was arrested,
accused of stealing from Jew. He
had told the police that a red headed
Irishman had robbed him. I was stood
in line with several other men, and
this Jew picked me out as the man
who had robbed him. l was tried, and
the evidence was strong against me.
was about to be convicted when
red headed man strolled in among the
spectators. My attorney, following a
suggestion given by the mans red
hair, called for him and placed him
beside me. Then he sent for the Jew
and when he came into court asked
him which of the two had robbed him.
The Jew couldn't tell. He had simply
identified me because the man who
had robbed him had red head. The
jury acquitted me at once.
"'God bless red headed men! l ex-
claimed. From this day they are all
my bosom friends
"And it has always been my wish
to have red headed son-in-law and