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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
imports From erenobIe.

Shelled walnuts worth s64.614, pho
tographic paper worth $67,423 and kid
and lamb skins worth $50 1872. were
the largest items in the shipments
from Grenoble, France, to the United
States during the second quarter Of
1911.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
Formation Of Bacon Hocs.

Bacon hogs have long noses and
breeders say that long nosed hogs
always produce better bacon than do
short nOsef ones.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
COLDS
BREED
ARRH
Der Terrible Experience Shows
How Peenaaa Should Be in Every
Home to Prevent Colds.

Mrs. c. s.
Ss &c rs er.
1911 Wood
land Ave,
X a n S a 8
c t Y, No.,
writes:
Il feel it
a duty 10
you and to
others that
may be af-
ficted Ike
myself. to
speak { o T
Peruna.
Ny trou-
b ! e Fl S {
came after
la grippe
e j g h I or
nine years
ago, a gath
ering in my
head a n d
neuralgia. [
$ u # e r e d
most all the
{ m e. My
nose, e a r $
and e Y e s
were badly
Affected for
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

Colts cannot be kept looking well
or doing their best when fed dry feed
alone, especially 81 they be allowed In
stuff themselves with hay
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

almost helpless. l
went to three doc
tors and they did
me no good, so my
sister advised me to
try Lydia Il. Pink
hams V eye table
lCompo un d, and
when 7 had taken
only two bottles i
could see a big
change, so / took
six bottles and / am
now etron0 ann well
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
neard n School.

why "a Atlas have to support
re eartb?"
He d!dni have to; be vas just
racticing his physical culture les
on
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
pefinItlon Of VeloeitY.

Teacher-What is velocity. Johnny?
Johnny-velocity is what chap let's
go of a wasp with.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

A town that pays the preacher ana
supports the editor is mighty close to
heayeD.--Atlanta Constitution.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
Letter 70
n. kilsier a e..
hinEhzmfua. y, Y.

Prev What Swamp-Root VIII Do For You
Send TO Dr. Killner & Co, Bingham
ton, n. Y. for sample bottle II viii
convince anyone. You win also re
ceiye a booklet of valuable informa.
ton. telling all about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing. be sure and
mention this paper Regular iifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at
I'll drug stores.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and inyigorate stomach. liver and bowels
Sugarcoated, ti1y granules. Easy to takc
as candy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

The wife of the man who knows II
all gets back at him occasionally by
saying: ~ told you sol"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
Immensity of Mature.

They were on a trip in Switzerland.
and had that day braved all dangers
and assembled one of the highest
points in the Alps.
He was very fat, and as he stood
painting and hopping his brow at the
top of rl-. mountain. he turned TO his
wife and said. with pathos in his
voice:
See, dear, how snail one is in the
face OF the immensely OF nature"
Small, indeed" answered his bet
ter half. why, you're standing in
front of me, hiding the whole Of Mont
Blanc and the best part of the valley
of ix!"-Exchange
Every corrupt Judge examines badly
tha truth
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

IT is by no means sufficient to mai @
an auditor grin with laughter
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
SHE
SUFFERED
FIVE YEARS
Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.

Erie, Pa. - "I suffered for five years
from female troubles ard at last was
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

Only Few people cen follow the
lines OF least resistance and obey the
alarm clock at the same time.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

4NlAIN NIAIINN IN NNIA "IIC4A t4IN IHFNA .
right the stomach and bowels are right.
CARRIERS LITTLE A>
LIVER PILLS TE>
gently butfrmly com-< q -
pei a lazy liver to HADTeocl
do its duty. SHN InS
Cures Con- EzzW M!!lLE
stipatiOn, In ~ liver
Sick ~ NJ &1Ezz3
Headache, -
and Distress After Eating.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
Iszs~5SS1z
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15
Make the Liver
Do its Duty

Nine times in ten when the liver is
right the stomach and bowels are right.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-11-15

Every corrupt Judge examines badly
the truth.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-26

Robert Nance and Earl Me Donald were passengers south on the Rock Island freight Tuesday, the former to Brink ley and the latter to Auvergne. <. Mrs. Jewell Best and baby daughter will leave today for McCrory to spend several days with relatives there.
 See the Stakeholder buggies sold by J. P. Duck and Company before you buy. In their line of buggies, you get big values.
 58btf.
 Mr. and Mrs. D. D. Adams and children, who were the guests of Miss Carrie Stevens at Newport Saturday returned home on the 10:30 train. - Batesville Guard.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-26
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
 that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces Such articles should never be used except on prescrip- tions from reputable physicians. the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly de- rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F. U Cheney & Co.,. Toledo. O. contains no mer- ciify and is taken internally, acting directly upon tue blood and mucous surfaces of the system. lt buyipg Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine It is taken internally and made in Toledo Ono by F. J. Cheney X Co. Testimonials free
 Sold by Druggists. Price 7bc. per bottle.
 Take Hars Family Pills for cOnetipetiQn
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-26

s Granules at City Drug Store. 39d1m.
 ]. Knox mends shoes cheap. Ill., Walnut street.
 Dollar clocks and dollar watches at I. D. Prices, guaran- teed one year. 27btf Theo Phillips returned to Shoffner this morning after a few days visit here. They touch the spot-Virtue's S Little Liver Granules at City Drug Store. 39d1m : c. P. Helm and $. L. Bogle of Tuckerman were mingling with
 friends at the county seat Tues
 day.
 Il Have you tried them? Vir-
 tues Little Liver Granules at
 City Drug Store. 39d1m.
 Rev. J. F. Mckenzie, the pop
 ular pastor of the Presbyterian church and MT. l.. B. Harris left this morning to attend the ses- sions of Presbytery at Blythe vile.
 Hickory Stove Wood-any
 size load.-John R. Loftin, Jr. Phone 58. 18dtf. Prosecuting Attorney Gus Seawell and wife of Yellville were here Monday on their re- turn home from Heber.
 For drayage, see E. c. ce-.; s ham, the transfer man. Phone 334. 00dtf Cotton receipts continue very light owing to excessively hot weather for picking and the price the staple is bringing. 1 The best street price Tuesday was 10 1-2 cents. Alcorn Ferguson returned this afternoon from a trip down on his farm in Woodruff coun- ty, where he reports cotton pro- | duction about the same as last year.
 Storage room for rent.-Bow-
 en's Cash Store. 34d1m F. D. McCaffery, who has purchased a tract of land in Louisiana and has been down there much of his time lately, came up from Weldon this af- ternoon.
 Mrs. T. B. Padgett and her daughter Miss Hats Padgett of s Batesville, were here yesterday S en route to the Tri State Fair at Memphis.
 W. D. McLain will take your order for either Pennsylvania or 5 Arkansas hard coal. Better place your order early. 85dft James P. Coffin and R. H. La tham of Batesville were here this morning en route to the Presbytery meeting at Blythe
 vile.
 1 Nothing needs to be pure and
 sanitary more than milk, espec-
 ially during the summer season.
 When you buy from the Pure Milk Dairy you have the satis- faction of knowing you get the best in milk and cream carefully i handled. 79dtf. l
 Mrs. Carrie Daugherty and l Mrs. Lucian B. Harris will take ,boarders after October the first l at the home of Mrs. Harris, 519 1 Walnut street and will serve the best of meals. Also rooms 1 51d6t
 Just received new sweet, sour,
 school girl, and dill pickles, sour kraut and new mackerel at
 Snetzer's. 44dtf.
 Mrs. Estelle Claridge and
 Miss Annie Laurie Lindsey are
 giving a series of "afternoons"
 this week in honor of the Misses
 Lindsey of Texas. The first of
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-26

We are ready with merchandise which believe has bought more favoraby for in the past Especially drapery department The remarks that have been made lead believe that we have done well in the selections.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-26

Curtain II Ecrue and ~ cream per yd.. .25, 35 50, 60c. Curtain scrims n plain and fancy per yd... 121z, 15, 25 35c Art ticking, floral de- signs per yd 25 and 35c Ar derims, of col
 CTS per yd..... .12K and 15c. Curtain swiss, embroidered do and figures
 yd: .12Ia and 15c Burlap n green and red only yd .l5c you thoroughly inspected line of drapery3 we feel you pleased with the selections quality prices
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-26
For Sale.

For Sale.
 One 12 horse power Fairbanks Morse Gasoline Engine. Apply at the Palace Jewelry Store and see it run. 81btf. For Sale-Blue Front restau- rant, good business opportunity. Apply to 214 Front St. 32b7 For Sale-One new glass front safe or china closet, cheap for cash. Apply at Independent of flee.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
This Is My 49M Birthday
GEORGE W. NORRIS,

Representative George w. Norris,
of the Fifth Nebraska district. who is
one OF the conspicuous leaders among
the "lnsurgent" Republicans in the
House, was born on farm in San
dusky county. Ohio, July II, 1861. His
father died when he was babe, his
only brother was killed in the civil
war, and his mother was left in strait
ened circumstances. In his boyhood
he was compelled to work out among
neighboring farmers and his facilities
for getting an education We're very
meagre He studied hard. however. and
became proficient enough to become
a country schoolmaster. With the
money thus earned he attended Bald
win university. and later took course
at the Indiana Normal school,. Later
he was enabled TO enter law school
and was admitted TO the bar in 1883.
Two years later he settled in Nebraska
and soon began TO be conspicuous in
politics. After three terms as prose
cutting attorney he was elected judge
of the district court and served on the
bench from 1895 until his election TO
Congress in 1902.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
CHAMP CLARK LOSS.

From the American Constitution.
They quote Champ Clark as saying
that the long session makes him lose
81 900 a week as a chautauqua lectur-
err. Still, chautauqua was not the OBJ
ject of the gentlemen who elected
Champ Speaker of the House.
From the Detroit News.
Champ Clark is losing a thousand
dollars a week because Congress still
hangs on. But think of what the coun-
try is loosing Champ, and chirk up.
From the Columbia State.
While Congress stays in session
Champ Clark says he is losing 81, 1000
a week. Why should any one who can
lose thousand dollars a week and
crack a hundred jokes simultaneously
wish to have poor Mr.. Tafts pesky
Joy.
From the Newark Star.
Speaker Champ Clark is losing
$142.0S on a lecturing contract every
day that Congress is in session. A
sympathizing country is ready to sec
ond motion to adjourn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
THE BIG DAY.

There are Christmas and New Years
and likewise Thanksgiving,
And other occasions of bliss
That help to make life something well
worth the living,
With pleasures too precious to miss.
The Glorious Fourth is the pride of the
summer
AS yearly it's splendor returns;
But there's one day we'll hail as a reg
ular hummer
Just wait until Congress adjourns!
The world will resopnd with the pent-
up orations
That find liberation at last
The lectures bold will conduct celebra-
tons
Eclipsing all festivals past,
And banners of welcome will stream
DER the highways
In the home where each patriot
yearns
To meet the old friends of the streets
or the byways-
Just wait until Congress adjourns!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
flee are to hold an important confer
ence in Milwaukee next month.

flee are TO hold an important confer
ence in Milwaukee next month.
Like Governor Osborn of Michigan.
Governor Marshall of Indiana believes
in sticking TO his post. The Indiana en-
ecutive has been out of the State but
three times since his election.
With state campaign in Kentucky
and senatorial contests on in Virginia,
North Carolina, Arkansas. Mississippi.
Georgia and Louisiana. the South is
furnishing the most OF the hot-weather
politics this year.
Newton D. Baker. city solicitor Of
Cleveland. has formally announced his
candidacy for mayor on the Democrat
ic ticket MIR. Baker was chosen by the
late Tom L, Johnson as his political
successor,
Mississippi's senatorial contest is on
In earnest. The three rival aspirants
for the tosa are Ex-Governor James X.
Vardaman, c. II. Alexander and Leroy
Percy. who is the present holder OF
the seat in the senate.
Among politicians in South Dakota
it is rumored that Congressman Char
les H Burke may decide 10 enter the
race for the United States senate to
succeed Senator Gamble. whose term
will expire March 1. 1918.
Three municipal elections have been
held in Seattle since the beginning Of
the present year and a fourth has been
called for next September. when the
| issuance OF more than se.ooo. 900 of
municipal bonds will be submitted to
/ the electors.
| The senatorial contest is warming
up in Virginia, where William A Jones
and Carter Glass, both members of the
lower branch of Congress. are endea-
voring to secure the seat of Senator
Martin. the minority leader in the SEN
ate, and Senator Swanson, who is fill
ing the uneXpired term of the late SEN
ator Daniel
Kentucky is the first State to Setele
a 1913 senatorial contest. The with
drawal of Senator Paynter has left
! Representative Ollie James clear
field, and unless the legislature of the
State becomes Republican on joint bal
NV hSAt "lutGi, JdItSS VIII sue
coed Mr. Paynter in the United States
senate. The present legislature is Dem
ocratic on joint ballot by 6fty-nine.
A remarkable and unique petition is
that which will be soon presented to-
Maine voters by the National Temper
ance Society of America, urging them
not to repeal the state prohibition am
endment. This petition originated in
Europe, among members of the Inter
national Anti-alcoholic Bureau. and
bears the name of hundreds of the
most prominent European physicians,
scientists, professors, socialists and
men of affairs of every creed. Work on
the petition began about six months
ago, and will continue until a few
weeks before the fall election in Maine
by which time it is expected to secure
signatures representing forty different
countries.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11

New York, July 1.-THE steamship
Allemania arrived in port from Hayti,
where she rescued TIT army of Presi-
dent Simon and where her officers
crew and passengers witnessed the de-
struction of the navy of the island re-
public.
The navy consisted of a gunboat that
had been bought from Italy at a bar
gain and had been named after Simon.
When the Allemania touched at Hay
IT, President Simon was starting out
to inspect the navy and give it a test.
The captain of the navy had seen ser
vice on a tug and the first and only
engineer was Il bartender who had
abandoned his calling as life-saver
to take up the more stirring calling OF
a sea warrior.
President Simon summoned the ar
my, which consisted of about 500 men
some without shoes and all with uni
forms and plumes. He had most OF
the army accompany him aboard the
President Simon, but being cautions
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
MiOSUMM Err MUSINGS.

From the Atlanta Journal.
Look out for stories about eggs be-
ing Matched by the torrid wave now
sweeping over the country.
From the Pittsburg Chronicle Tele-
graph.
The pretty girls chief complaint
about this torrid weather is that the
whole family insists on remaining on
the veranda when her beau comes to
call.
From the Columbus Ohio State Jour
nal.
Some of our leading citizens will
lose their enthusiasm about the cold
air furnace proposition when they find
they're expected to go down cellar and
shovel in the ice.
From the Baltimore Evening Sun.
1t can hardly be considered assault
and battery if you beat up the subur-
banite who tells of how he slept under
a blanket last night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
Heart to Heart
Talks.
THE HAtt.-sr WOMAN IN TOWN.
BY EDWIN A. NYE,
Copyright. 1908, by Edwin A. Npe

No, she does not live out on the ave
nue. where wide lawns spell dignity
and where ones house is as big and
as ugly as ones purse can buy.
She lives in FIVE room bungalow on
a side street where the pavement has
not yet arrived The lawn in front is
a tiny one. but in summer the house is
bower of beauty.
1t is a cozy home-all in use.
AS the mortgage which covered it
grows smaller the porches about the
place grow larger. 1t was built for
two. 1t is now occupied by four-him-
self, herself, the girl and the boy
''us four and no more"
Himself is u man, every inch.
Hearty. independents energetic, steady
as a clock. he has his big feet firmly
planted on the first rounds Of the sue
cess ladder, and slowly. carefully, he is
climbing.
He loves herself and no other
The boy and the girl are healthy.
happy youngsters. The boy whistles,
anu lue SlIl SlLSS- t1tlSeil lev cI Coul
plains of shattered nerves.
Economize? Pinch the pennies?
Yes. but herself is happy just the
same. They have enough and little
to spare for the very poor, Pleasure
Why. there's pleasure in darning him
sells Sunday coat and the boys socks
There's Zest in turning and making
over garments.
1t is like working out a puzzle to
She does it, There is no envy of those
who live in big houses and go in auto
mobiles. Father is getting on in the
world. The children have good appe
tites.
Why shouldn't she be happy?
Love is the greatest thing in the
world, and contentment is the next
greatest. And there are both love and
contentment in her home.
Or
Put it this way: In service is com
pensation. There's joy in doing fol
those you love.
If herself, perforce. must wrinkle
her brow over a household problem
studying how to cut the corners, why
measure for measure sure as the law
Of gravity, certain as the law Of chem
ical afilnity-herself is paid a hundred
fold.
All, little woman. how rich.
Enjoy while you may. Who knows
Your children may grow up to honor
vour gray hairs Or-the fateS fOrfend
one Of them may almost break youl
heart.
Or some day you may live in bis
house where things are but gilded ant
where arms are empty and life is hol
low.
Enjoy yourself and himself and thu
other two!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
HayH Army was Rescued From
Sharks When Navy Goes Down

man, he had a yacht follow in the
wake Of the bargain gunboat.
The President Simon put out to sea
and ran full tilt on the forst reef. A
big hole was damned in her tin bot
tom and she filled and settled, the
water reaching up to the waists of the
members OFF the terrified army. The
yacht which had traiied the war vessel
took off the President, but left the
army to the sharks.
1t was here that the Allemania play
ed her part in the crisis of Hayti's
army. The navy had already sue
cumbed.
The army did not bother to form
ranks on landing. 1t dispersed in all
directions to seek shady cafes and
there hold many meetings in groups.
The officers of the Allemania believe
that there is danger of the Haytian
army refusing to report for work when
the next war or revolution is started.
The engineer of the navy has gone
back to his old misunderstanding
drinks.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
WHAT OTHERS SAY
GERMANY AND MOROCCO.
From the ST. Louis Republic.

From the st. Louis Republic
In the familiar old fashioned way
Germany sent a warship to Morocco,
not experimenting with anything as
unconventional as a Zeppelin dirigible.
From the Buffalo Express.
The German policy in Morocco is
the old German policy in China repeat
ed. Germany is the most imperial of
countries and evidently is determined
TO have a start whenever there is any
territory to be divided.
From the Pittsburg Dispatch
So the Moroccan sensation has sim
mered down to the conversation stage
There will therefore be no fight.
From the Milwaukee Evening Wiscon
sin.
Despite the evolutons OF war yes
sells and diplomats, there is no expec
tation that Germany will go to war
with France over Morocco.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-11
WANTED A JOB.
Therefore He Did His Best to Please
the Manager.


A certain playwright relates how a
manager was much annoyed by the
persistent applications for Job"
made by a peculiarly seedy individual
Time and again the manager had re-
ferred this person to his stage man
ager. See Blank" he would say. in
terrupting the mans attempts to set
forth his qualifications,
At last the applicant did succeed in
gaining audience of Blank. the stage
manager, who was in the theater for
the time sizing up candidates for the
chorus.
There were, OF course. a number
ahead Of him. but this fact did not
prevent the seedy man from interrupt,
ing the stage manager between songs
with requests for Il job.
Exasperated. the stage manager at
length turned TO the pianist and or
dered him TO play an accompaniment
for the stranger. With conSiderab BILE
hesitation the seedy person raised
what voice he had in song. The result
was bad as bad could be.
The manager suddenly commanded
him TO deSist
What do you mean by this tomfool-
cry" he demanded. disguised. You
certainly have confounded iiupudence
to ask me for job
Look here.' said the stranger. an.
cry in turn. Il don't claim TO be able
to sing In fact, l don't want to sing
I'm a stage carpenter. l only sang tc
please you because you insisted on
itr'-Pearson's Weekly.