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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

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| This thought 10
not new with US.
We have "A dim
remembrance that
our old ffisn q
Plato said noms.
thing like this. al
though IL M ay
h ve been that
bis mode OF er.
preston la c K O d
class and finish.
In 1877 when
no was but 10
years old. James
Daniel Inwman
decided that tho
clutch Of eircuul-
stance had seized
him This was
back in Maryland.
where. In those
days. the scenery
was studded with
terfapina. shady
clma and daFkiss
1aiiinE for their
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
THE CODE OF THE CITY
nv JOHN copLuY.

supposed believe that tho dusty mtaon palm p.an
tho woodbno down
o the .
be able TO stow
drink Lemonade ON the back porch
with sister
You're supposed worth living unless
I'm the morning and have your breakfast
un
You're expected s2oaeek
generously gvo you Free
morning
call waitress the lunch by hef
she ea down. expected 10 tell her aea
a
You're expected pay bill for and the Joy ride but
IA the grocer and he coal
to snk wife 90
remind that haven't got time "a
the club 90 get In on the
penny
strong and when the turning 10 the
supposed 70 TO some
The viii that
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
STATE DENTAL WAR
A GOOD THING FOR
THE PEOPLE

ysa Save q Dollar Make q Dollar.
snf the Dental Combine WIN Lose I've
Dollars whea I DO Your Dental work.
Hlsh class dental worn soss begging
al prices people can pay.
op.rats on your teeth the com.
bins Operates on yosr pookstbeoh.
There !. jus, on. way left tor me to
vim my Dental fight IN this state. and
tia, IL By oenunuins 10 tell the people
about g. when the peopi. pu, msn IN
the Legislature who prirs liberty and
human rights more than thsy 30 dol
lars dentists will enjoy liberty. The
Dental Combine. like all cornbinssL 10
and how weak u Il when the people are
afnuasd Ask your legislator why Brown
d'd not 80, his Dental law passed.
From now until the nert Lsgi,iatur.
nests I viii be at my dental offices. ia
First Avenue every day from sac a m.
tsse . m. Your dental work viii he
done by specialists IN my office. under
my personal supervision. at price. that
will make the state Dental Combine gasp
fer breath.
do not compete with cheap dental
work. but with the high priced state
Combine Dentists for less than halt
thesE price guarantee my work. they
do not guarantee theirs My large prao-
tics enables me 10 afford specialist In
each branch Of dentistry 20 serve my
RAfAsNAA4 fNAs ANe commune jealous
The state Dental Combine was or
sanixsd ten years ago this spring fov
the purpose ~ charging high prices and
kosptng Eastern dentists out OF this
state by denying them their license For
ten. years l have fought this combina
was betrayed IN tho last Legislature.
/ shall so TO the next. and the fight will
go on ana on until I win.
Come In and have your dental worh
done at your own price. Send your
friends TO me. Ia careful 90 cut this
ad. out and BRING II with you. as people
especially women, are beins robbed by
dentists on First Avenue who repre-.
sent themselves as being my assistants
I do not know whether these dental
dumps ave being started by tho com
hins or not. so be sure and come 20
1is First Avenue, Union block, offices I
TO 10 and "a 10 80, over l.. W, suffers
Jsweiry store, ono door south Of the
Postal Telegraph building.
Open evenings untll and sundays
| until for people who wooA
EDWIN !. brown. ID. ID. H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
A PUSSY BEAST

Such friends did bring with them their
mountain cottage procured the little country Re
vacaionsta seized with longing
thing than their regular simple fare
crackers the stciet
crediable welsh rabbit makel" cried
this they halted
his a bench
numbering building
they cheese
welsh rabbit
Got the cheese all right he said but haint got
crackers. Won't rabbit eat the small onos?"
URGENT ORDERS
a
ALL and by III the vicious
Remember" said the
without orders.
Murphy the saddle than to
ground
Murphy" the yelled when lying
breathless the ground you dismonted"
did"
From headquarters SUPPOSED"
mo. from hindqnartera"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
A MOTIVE iNpoRsEo.

\ don't blame that cook Of ours
for wanting more salary. remark
ed Mr. Growchrr
Hut you are always complaining
of the food she prepares
Certainly. She undoubtedly
wants a iargcr Income NO that she
can afford "a eat az a restaurant
w Arlington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
Helping Hand for William
Poor Cousin Bi ait suiiering rom he hca and BID

Poor Cousin Bill Taft is suffering from the heat and he's
ovcrworked anyhow and we're going write rcpr-
niand for him. II he has got reprimand DIR. Wiley.
4lr<-sAilcy- fsod expert stand forth
YOU sir have been found guilty by lot Of gentlemen who
know what they OF enforcing the pure food
OF 50 day than the law allows for doing the thing
right. It's shamel
You stand convicted OF dragging these gentlemen
where they felt compelled plead guilty putting poisons
drugs vile stus into foods lies into labels they
discovered what your $50 expert who should have been working
for Sll had on them. Its disgrace
You have been insseny unreasonable (see U Supreme
Court Reports Vol X page 1882 discriminating
casey to political standing social pull breed and gen
eral influence OF scoundres It's unreasonable!
You have VIGOROUSLY exposed in public prints the private
operations OF large vested interests thus defeating heavy
large profit OF benzoate Of Soda opium and other standard
remedies and foods. It's hurt TO businessl
In view Of these ndpuabc facts. it my duty rcpri-
mand hope that the people who have been deprived OF
their bcnzoate. opium and frauds blown pasted
bottle will forgive you and You win your
cage WIN. HOWARD TAFT
President.
REV. o. E. GRAY, OF Vancouver reckless propaga-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
First POtlatch Made Good


SeattleS first golden Potlateh made good.
The potlatch fun for hundreds of thousands OF people
And poured heaps o the yellow metal into Seattes lap aud
advertised her 90 the millions again
Arrangements areadare being made for the lpS Potateh
II has become fixed big annual local event. like the Mard
Gras at New Orleans.
ago The Star remarked that there was
why Poatch should become Just noted the Mari
Gas The big week had features OF top notch
class which helped make the whole But above ALL
teamwork that produced the biggest esus-Poach
Potlatch actors and Potaeh audience all pulling
together
The buoyant Seattle spirit dominated everything, Thou
sands people from every the northwest empire Hooked
Just have Jolly good time And when they got here
they caught by this spirit aud carried along on
the of the merry Potlaoh
Yes il was good idea celebrate the coming OF the
first gold ship It's good Tor big city to have more play times
good for health and good for business.
ASTRONOMERS and probably ]. Perp. Morgan. are
watching big red spot Jupiter This spot is 600 miles
long aud 10000 broad and be the formation OF upers
first continent
WILKESBARRE Pa. health board orders that no house
shall keep than cat That's all keep She keeps
the other -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE?
MOST ANYTHING

Willio=-Say. mai
Mamma What IL M
Wiilio-lf they have a bread line
why don't they have n pie liner
Chicago News.
Here
You are. Willie. here's a vi line;
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
rnE CORONATION BIER.

Il 10 olfneul, 20 be original nova.
dsys, bu; success has crowned the
efforts Of the inhabitants Of Bran.
caster. Norfolk. who decided 10
purchase a wheeled bier az a per
manent memorial OF the coronation.
--London Punch.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
sig KNEW

And you allowed that young man
TO kias YOU"
Yes"
That waH very indlscreet"
Not at all had looked nj bis
financial standing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

She Why ~as the engagement
broken Off
He-weil. after taking the girl 10
dinners and theatres. giving her
costly presents and n birthday gift
Of a motor car. hor father accused
me of amusing myself at her OK
pcusg.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

Arabian desert dweliers shake
hands eight times when they meet
Which Isn't often. lucky enough.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
CIAIRVOYANCY IN 1877.

borders on ciaryoyHney are three mighty powerful
pawnA ON the choss board of this neetins uanhltofy
Thing which We eRotiatc mortais fond or chilling
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

Conducted BY cyn,hiso Gay.
Nov Angel Eyes wishes 10 knoN
Why she can't hook onto a beau
The other Girls set ON.
They flee when 4hr'A met en-.
Nos. tell ms. pray. Why IN Y aoT
The reaAoG 10 PLAIN. ! should say
Why you drive your bcaux all
away.
n you look Ia your mirror
Perhaps twill be clearer
WIZ ynu rant ontice them 20 stay
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
HELPING rnu FARMERS.

"Fourd oU, what allied my hogs"
How'd you find out, Hirams"
"Wrote 20 the agricultural de-
partmen;"
'sWonder II ! could find ovt ~hs,
slls my summer boardsfsi No tso
Of 'em spsak.--kansas City Jour.
nal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

Speaking Of locusta, Eastern ma
tions used 10 regard them 40 aycnE
ing armies " the deity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
HFAsoN UNoUQN

John l.. Sullivan ls thinking ol
running for congress.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
NAcArInN InlEa

Let's saunter 10 tho brewery, my
love.
Where the temp'raturo 10 80
above.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
TWO SIDES TO IT.

To Whom n May Concern: Re.
ports having been circulated that
deserted my wife. | wish 10 say
such reports ARE untrue, and | was
practically kicked out q. y. Eli
OFT. Medina IN. Y.) Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

The ntotk brought twin black
lsopards to tho New York zoo last
week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

The MistrehsAnd. Mary. well
have that small piece OF meat al
veil
The New Maid Plcanc'm. the
cats eat II.
The Mistress what cat7
Tho New Maid laurprlscdl
oh. lawksl Amt thore Cat p
Sketch.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
Brandeis Knows the Way

Friday, July 28, 1911. win be unlucky day for
the Morganheims.
1t will be lucky day for everybody else.
On that day. Louis ID. Brandeis will take up the
conduct of the Controller Bay With a commit
committed whitewash and hostile every step,
Brandeis fought his way through the Ballinger case
and got verdict from the people of the country Judge
Graham. head of the committee which is hearing the
Controller Bay matter, the Ballinger committee.
He was in the minority. He Brandeis hampered
and hndered in his search for truth Graham with the
majority of his committee. will see that Brandes
given full power go into the very heart of the nasty
Alaskan scandal And Brandeis knows the way.
Fine!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

ground drinking mint iuleps In the Ebbcu house
over In Washington city.
/ The circumstances were exactly az above related
James d. Lowman may recall thsm only alnly but
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

Did ! ever bring you back your
ladder that you lent mo a week
ago.
mo: you certainly did not"
TIN sorry. for just stopped Ia 90
borrow X again"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
NOT GUILTY

sou repeat anything hear
when slight differ
cnce OF opninuf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

REV o. E. GRAY, Of Vancouver. says reckless propaga-
ton OF children in Europe and Asia sadly overpopuatne
America.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24
HARD TO PLEASE

a applied board but
slowly keep said
hard please
applicant replied. You wM find
"a n pleasing ne
That's what the who along hero said bu, wash
aoepluE
IN a he man we a himself
"a a % children hr dissatisfied.
he All and he wanted
Nothing suited him all
whether you would be . hard please
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

wILKESBARRE Pa. health board orders that no house
shall keep than That's all keep. She keeps
the other -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

WRITES kind lady friend punch a hole through an
ordinary loaf Of French bread and l with Then
and you will have sandwich that will surprise your
friends the picnic Bet your life The sight Of that
viii make every OF friends burgarizcd
. ship Surprise 'emS We should snickerl
CORPORATIONS in Salvador taxed per cen, OF their
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-07-24

How the deuce did you set tha,
ten pound bass to weigh Is
poundaT"
"shi | weighed him on the ice
mans Ecalca"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09
REPORT DANDY CROP 5
Milwaukee Men on Business
Trip Through State Find
Northern Part Superior.

Messrs. Peter Coogan, Theodore
Richter and John MagIitsch have just
returned from a business trip to upper
Wisconsin, says the Milwaukee News,
and as they had occasion to make a
number of team trips out OF Eagie
River. it gave them an opportunity to
note crop conditions. They were
surprised to see better crops in that
section of Villas and Oneida counties
than can be seen anywhere in South
ern Wisconsin. Upper Wisconsin
has had plenty of rain and as result
wheat, wherever grown, will yield
heavily and the quality is equal to any
GROWN in the famous Red river valley
Oats in this locality will yield heavily
and barley will come up to standard.
Never saw better corn, and potatoes
are fine. The potato yield IS expect
ed to be from Us to 800 bushels per
acre. AS an example of what the
potato crop will be, one hill of tuberS
that was pulled up, showed as many
as twenty-six potatoes that will develop
to marketable size.
Upper Wisconsin we'll deserves the
name of Grass Land" for every
where on the trip, hay of fine quality
was seen. SO far as fruit is concern
ed, raspberries, bIackberries and blue
berries are to be seen along the road
in abundance, which goes to show
and prove the fertility of the soil in
Wisconsin.
Villas county will have a magnificent
exhibit at the state fair next month.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09
Three Lakes 3; Hackley z.
Three Lakes won the tie.

L >
Three Lakes won the tie.
Say Bo, it was a royal game.
Teams from the neighboring burgS,
Hackley and Three Lakes, clashed
in battle royal on HirzelS diamond
Sunday afternoon to thresh out VIC
tory deciding the tie resulting from
the teams previous encounter wherein
each had won game. An enthu-
siastic bunch of rooterS from both
villages accompanied the teams, and
augmented by splendiferous group
of Eagle Rivers genus homo, soaked
in gobS of satisfaction from a game
that was a Sizzler from innings number
one to nine inclusive.
The game was a peacherino. Be
fore the melodious clang of the start
gong pealed forth, the odds in betting
pointed to Hackley as winner. he
first inning put a damper on that
notion and the ninth disapproved
it entrel y.
Three Lakes were the producers of
the crimping kind of goods that lay in
the dust the full blown hopes which
the mill town team had grown previous
to the encounter. 1t was big sur
prise as Hackley was accredited with
being the posseSsor of the more able
binglerS. But it was no snap for
either team.
While Hackley had the stronger
outfit that nifty little twirler for Three
Lakes was more than they could
fathom in nine innings of vain at
tempts, Rudolph, he of the Lakes
bunch was there with the variety that
got Hackley' goat But think not,
gentle bug, that Hackley had no COM
petitor in the pitchers box. Davis
was not slow. His supply of ms and
outs and ups and downs caused many
a worry to the outfit from the lake
region, even though he did not draw
such spontaneous appreciation from
the bleacherS as did mein leiber
Rudolph" They were both the
cream.
Sunday was no SwatfeSt day. On
the contrary it came so near being a
no-hit game that the fans began to sit
up and take notice. But one measley
scratch hit, resulting from an attempt
to kill and which netted only a bunt
along the third base line, was the sum
total of both teams efforts to lam
the horsehide into safe territory
Davis, the Hackley twirler, was the
man who Internationally allowed the
hit. Rudolph, the boy wonder, who
was on the mound for Three Lakes,
had no-hit game to his credit. The
whole game was a pitcher S battle and
to Rudolph must be given a little
more credit than to Davis, in that the
lad had harder set of batterS to probe
his defense. Both twirlerS, however,
played games that are seldom seen in
baseball of the class amateur teams
put up. The final score, 3 to 2,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09

shows well the work of the contest
ing teams. $500.
From the start things became inter
esting and it was nip and tuck. Both
teams battened down the hatcheS
tighter as the game progressed. hree
| axes scored twice in the first inning
on errors made by Hackley'S lnheld,
In the second Hackley duplicated the
score made by Three Lakes and also
on the latter errors. The score re-
manned tied until the front end OF the
EIGHTH when Three Lakes worked
Barker around the circle for their
winning score. Korzilius IN that
same inning pounded out succeSSNely
six fouls but could not lift the horse
hide in the right direction.
Hackley failed to chalk up IN the
remaining round and the honors Slid
down the railroad track to the first
station beyond Clearwater, Fans,
and there were a goodly number out,
had all the thrills imaginable IN this
baseball game. 1t kept the rooterS on
the tip of their toes all the time as
man after man would fail to make any
serious connection with the deceptive
horsehide and were retired as fast as
they appeared. Neither team could
get a hit and the pitchers improved as
the game wore on, SO much SO that
in the last of the ninth Rudolph re-
tired three of Hackley's best blngIe-
artists in straight one-two-three order.
Hanke and Frankel of Eagle River
held down third and left field for the
Lakes team, while Kelly and St. John
of Watersmeet played first and third
for the mill town team.
Owing to the score man mixing up
things in the official book, we are
therefore unable to give an accurate
box score.
But it was bully good game,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09
JUST FISH STORIES

F. R. Trottman of Milwaukee
landed 28-lb tiger musky out of
Meta lake Sunday.
Big bass catches now being made
in Kentuck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09

Possible chance of a game Sunday
between the Wausau Cubs and Regu-
lars on Eagle River grounds. The
game has not been cinched at time of
going to press,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09

Camp Winnepe defeated the Camp
Minocqua on Hirzers diamond last
Friday afternoon. Score 10 to 0.
The Minocqua boys travelled here by
canoe, and the Winnepe boys will
journey in like manner to Minocqua
to give that camp a return game some
time this week.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09

no~tb half southwest QuartefoT soutn-
won't hpa II quarter OF
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09

sonth haT Of southeast quarter lots two,rnrre
- - &C 81 sacliMn AiEteen { j %: nOrtleaSL
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-08-09

Southwest quarter Of section tntFt 6xnorter
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-04-08
REVIVAL CONCLUDED
Rev. w. H. Richardson Preached
Last Sermon Sunday Night.

The revival which was begun
at tie Presbyterian church twelve
days before was concluded by a
service Sunday night. Rev, w.
II, Richardson of Nashville, Ten
nessee, the evangelist of the
Missouri synod, conducted all of
the exercises. Sunday morning,
afternoon and evening services
were all well attended. The af-
ternoon exercises consisted of
communion and reading Of the
records Of the various depart
ments Of the church.
Mr.. Richardson has proved an
indefatigible worker. Besides
holding two services daily he
has carried on system of per-
sonal visitation. In this way he
stirred up a great deal of in
terest and accomplished much
good. The Sunday school at.
tendance Sunday morning wa,
the largest in the history of the
school.
During his stay here Mr.. Rich
ardson by his zeal and genia.
personality made many warn
friends. He left Monday morning
for Keytesville, where he will
hold a similar meeting.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-04-08
Sixtieth Wedding Anniversary

Sixtieth Wedding Anniversary.
Monday was the sixtieth
wedding anniversary of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. C. Kelly Of this city. The
occasion was made a delightful
surprise to these estimable old
people by their niece, Miss Bet
tie Bledsoe, their children, grand
children and great grandchildren,
who Stormed the residence on
South street in large numbers to
congratulate them upon AN ami
yersary which so few married
couples are fortunate enough to
celebrate. Mr.. and Mrs. Kelly
had been decoyed away to one
Of the neighbors to take dinner,
and in the meantime preparations
were rapidly consummated. AT
the home at six-thirty they re-
ceived an unexpected message
calling them home. Without the
least suspicion as to what was
going on Mr.. and Mrs. Kelly
Started home where they were
greeted by one of the most pleas
ant surprises of their long and
eventful lives. A bountiful
supper had been prepared, the
dining room beautifully dccorateC
and a large cake upon which
softly burned with sixty candle.
adorned the center Of the table
After supper congratulations
were showered upon them, anc
all present joined in having
good old-fashioned time.
The lntelligencer and th'
public in general join with tn,
descendants of this estimable ole
couple in honoring them and II
calling down from heaven it
choicest benediction upon then
in their old age, May they
live to celebrate many more an
niversaries of their wedding day
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1911-04-08
Rev. f. E. Lane Called.

The Presbyterian church of this
city at congregational meeting
voted to extend call to Rev.
i. f. Lane of Christianburg,
Virginia. No other names were
presented to the congregation
and the vote was unanimous. 1t
is now necessary to gain the
consent of the Lafayette Presby-
terry and the presbytery in which
Mr.. Lane is working before the
call can be formally extended
Col. W. M. Hoge was appointed
to do this.