Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-05-05
PENNED AND CLIPPED.

A DuCcner nowadays mas SHedI uSdI
at steak.
Lend a man money and he will return
for more.
And many fair women has taken a
man by storm.
MANY man catches on who doesn't
know when to let go.
He who waits for dead mems shoes
is apt to get cold feet.
Many man is obliged to contest his
wife's will long before she is dead
About the only variety in some mems
lives lies in the mistakes they make.
About all you can say for some chill
dren is that they keep on growing up.
It's human nature never to be salts
fed with our lot unless there's lot OF
it.
AS a general proposition, fame may
defined as a mans notoriety after he is
dead.
Don't talk about another mans
faults. Your own ought to keep you
busy.
No man should wear chew of tobac-
co and full dress suit at the same
time.
No man feels quite as important as
little man who has just called big man
a liar.
The trouble with the average man is
that his ideals are are higher than his
salary.
A girl with broken heart suffers al
most as much as as man with boil on
his neck.
A genius is the one who does today
what the other fellow thinks he will do
tomorrow.
The man who never gives other peo-
a square deal is surprised when he gets
one himself.
1t would take more than music
teacher to cultivate the conscience in
some people.
A late definition of an optimist is
one who makes lemonade out Of every
lemon handed him.
What has become of the old-fashioned
man who used to inquire, (Which would
you rather do or go a-fshing?'
Believe all things you see with the
naked eye and nothing you hear. A
wise man is deaf but never blind.
About one woman in a hundred is
fond of retailing gossip. The other
ninety-nine handle it at wholesale.
Women are pretty smart, regardless
of the fact that they occasionally invest
their alimony in another experiment.
When a woman has a great deal of
energy the people always say, "What
a pity her husband doesn't have some
of it,,
It's no trouble to grin when you win.
1t is trying to grin when you lose that
makes your jaws feel like you had the
mumps.
1t is not the length of ones life that
counts, but the manner Of it. Some
people live more and do more good in
forty years than others do in eighty.
Life is piece Of MOSAIC work and
the individual is the workman. 1t de-
ponds upon himself whether the work
shall be beautiful and of value or faulty
and of little worth.
The best attitude we can display to-
wards the discordant sounds and disa-
greeable sights in this world is not that
of disgust and shrinking, but DISPOSE
ton to remedy them.
The store-management that shows
enterprise and business ability in adj
vertising may be presumed to have
used the same talent in selecting stocks
and in searching out values.
Hank we! An editor once stared to
death trying to eat grass. Don't let a
| like fate overtake us. Come in and
pay your subscription and We'll smile
upon you, even though we become
bowIegged carrying around a lot of
surplus silver dollars. Dollars are no
good in Heaven-for you'll have to
leave all your Filthy lucre' outside the
gates of paradise-but on earth they in
mighty handy in print shop.
1t would be interesting to hear just
one sermon from the man who can
beat the preacher preaching. 1t would
be interesting to witness one days
teaching from the same fellow who can
beat the teacher teaching; to watch the
fellow who can beat the farmer farm
ing. But it would be positively excit
ing to watch that most common and
delightful Kicker of them all-the
fellow who can beat the editor ten to
one in getting out a newspaper.
II 10 yapor+ad that ono of tha faS-