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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

sure of herself as she sailed into the
local department store.
Eyes, madam" asked the floor
walker in a voice of milk and honey.
And what can | show you,
Il want-something in OIL" she
demanded, suitable for my dining
ROOM
Quite so, madam; quite 90" said
the floor walker, gains meditatisely
at her wedding ring. "Wouid YOU
prefer salad oil, oiieloth. oil laint-
ings or sardines?"-AnsNers.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Hereditary Habit

Even if there had not been kernels
of rice on her hat and a glad light of
love IN her eyes. any bachelor could
have told that she was a bride. And
the n in which she spoke to
her husband showed they had not
been married long A man in the
passing crowd spieu the couple and
rushed over to greet the bride.
Wen, well, Agnes" he cried. ex-
tending his hand. you don't mean
10 say that you're married."
Why, why, yes" the girl STAN
mered, vivid color mounting to her
cheeks as she tried TO defend her
novel situation. You, you, know.
1t runs in the family Mother sas
married too"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
KenM Her I,nsiness.

Old Mrs, Mayfeld was interview
ing an applicant for a position rs
cook.
Can you make al kinds of SOUPS,
entrees and sweets?" she asked.
"Oh, yes, ma'am.' said the cook.
DO you make a good mock turtle
soup?" was the next question.
"Oh, yes, num-"
Mrs. Mayfiela was a little doubtful.
perhaps on account of past expert
ence.
Tell me how you would set about
it?" she asked, suspiciously.
why. num-" said the cook. my
way is t. make a good strong soup
first with anything ] happen tn ave.
Then, while 1t is on the boil ] throw
the little mock turtles in, -
Til Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Her Harem Skirt.

| have a brand new harem skirt
OF satin rich and black,
With beaded gimp around the leg
And buttons up the back.
Each day ! take 1t from the box
In which 1t folded lies,
To gaze upon its sables sheen
With fascinated eyes.
| shake 1t out, and smooth it down.
On sofa, chair or bed
It's shining bifurcated length
Admiringly i spread.
Then for its narrow box again
| mournfully prepare 1t,
Because ! haven't got the nerve
To put 1t on and wear II.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

ags are developed by this holding on
as hest you can.
After becoming better acquainted
with the mighty reserve which Is in
yon, you will learn that you can de-
pend upon it; that IL will come to
your rescue in your hour Of need.
| have known young men to play
the coward TO such an extent as to
cancel engagements to speak on i'm
portant occasions, just because they
were filled with terror at the very
thought of appearing before an audi
ence. Their timidity, their fear of
not acquitting themselves properly
made such towards of them that they
Inverted all sorts of for
shirk 1g the responsibility.
Many people are frightened out of
taking responsibilities which they
know perfectly well they would be
capable Of fulfilling. and which would
be of untold benefit to them if car
ried out. They haven't the courage
10 measure up their opportunities.
Now. when tempted to play the
coward. get by yourself and give
yourself a good talking TO. Think
how cowardly IL would be TO run
away from your responsibilities or
opportunity. Just say To yourself
that You are going to do the thing
that you agreed to do. no matter how
hard or disagreeable il may be-
Success Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Good Reading for Sunday
As Other Men.


As other men, as other men, as they
sin so do /.
Only the human way to go the
human way TO try;
Sometimes mistaken and all wrong,
unjust, unkind, untrue,
] lust as the other men, | do the things
l shouldn't do,
As other men, as other men, thank
God! I'm like them, yes,
Neither a little more, my dear, Meth
er a little less;
Shining their sins as they sin mine,
dreaming the dreams they
dream
Following along the struggling way
the shadow and the CLEAN.
As other men, as other men, OH set
me not apart,
Except as a simple comrade here of
every comrade heart;
A little singing as they sing, a little
hope, and then,
My hand before my blinded eyes to
go as other mem
As other men, as other men, thank
God, I'm as the rest,
Beyond my deserts and my dreams
perhaps diyine1y blest;
Some stumbling and some vain
decef, some pride, some hate,
some wrong
Give me the man who knows his
faults and sings them in a
song,
Baltimore Sun.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
A Bad Lot,

When charged with being drunk
and disorderly, and asked what he
had to say for himself, the prisoner
gazed pensively at the magistrate,
smoothed down a remnant of gray
hair. and said.
Your honor, mans humanity to
mar makes countless thousands
mourn. I'm not as debased as Swift.
as protiigate as Byron, as dissipated
as Poe, as debauched as
That will do" thundered the mag
istrate. Ten days, And officer,
take a list of those names ard run
EN- in. They're as bad a lot as he
is. "-London Mail.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

A burly negro came to the doctor
of a West African missionary settle
ment, dragging his reluctan- wife
with him.
Doctor, pull one Of M wife's
teeth out said he.
The doctor examined the woman's
mouth and found only sound teeth.
"Oh, that makes no difference"
said the interested negro. Pull one
anyway. If it doesn I hurt too much
you can pull my tooth that is ach-
ing."-Suceess Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

The State of Nevada sends greeting
to NEVADA RUBY HILL MINING
COMPANY, a cooperation. ELY RUBY
tion, EDWIN FOSTER, PAT KEEGAN,
JESSE NJ. FOX, JOSEPH HANSEN,
WILLIAM PRACKWINKEL. ISAAC
JENNINGS, A. Y. TAYLOR and r. Y.
You. and each of you. are hereby re-
quired to appear in an action COM
menced against you as defendants by
W. =: LAWYER, and O; n. Pauison, IN
the District Court of the Ninth Judicial
District of the State of Nevada, in and
for the County of White Pine. at the
City of Ely. and answer the complaint
therein which is on file with the Clerk
of said Court, within ten days after the
service upon you of this summons, IL
served in said County or within twenty
days If served out of said County, but
within this District, and in all other
cases within forty days exclusive OF
the day of service) or judgment by
default will be taken against YOU ac-
cording to the prayer of the complaint.
The nature of this action is hat the
plaintiffs are the owners and entitled
to the possession of the Lawler-Paul-
son. the Paulson-Lawler. the Pioneer
and the Free Coinage mines and MIN
trict, White Pine county, Nevada; that
defendants, above named. claim some
right title and interest in. and to, said
mining claims adverse to the right,
tllle ana interest therein OF the plain
tifs; that the defendants be required
TO set forth the nature and character
OF said adverse claim that the same
may be adjudicated; that the defen-
dants be held to have no right. title or
interest in. or to, any of the property,
in said complaint described, for the
costs of this action and for general
relief; all of which more fully appears
In said complaint, a certified copy of
which is hereto attached.
And you are hereby notified that IL
you fail TO appear and answer the said
complaint. as above required, the said
plaintiffs will apply to the Court for
the relief therein demanded.
In testimony whereof. l, have here
unto set my hand this 9Th day Of
January, A. D., 1911.
S. w. BELFORD.
Attorney for Plaintiffs.
(Ffrst Publication March 26, 1917
(Last Publication May 7, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
SIMMONS.
In the Ninth Judicial District Court of
the state of Nevada.

The State of Nevada sends greeting
to Joseph J. Hartman:
You are hereby required to appear
In an action commenced against you
as defendant by Isabel l. Hartman
as plaintiff in the Ninth Judicial Dis
trict Court of the State of Nevada. at
the city of Ely, in the County of White
Pine, State of Nevada, and answer the
complaint therein, which is on file
with the Clerk of said Court, within
ten days after the service upon you
of this Summons If served in said
County, and in all other cases within
forty days exclusive of the day of
service;) or judgment by default will
be taken against you according to the
prayer of said Complaint.
The cause and general nature of the
said action Is as follows: Said action
Is brought to recover n judgment
against you. the said defendant, for a
decree of said Court absolutely dis
solving the bonds of matrimony exist
ing between you and the said plaintiff
and awarding the care and custody of
Margaret Ella Hartman to said lain
tiff, on the grounds that the said de-
PENDANT has, for a period of more than
one year last past. failed and neglect
ed to provide for said plaintif the
common necessaries of life; thai said
neglect and failure was not the result
of poverty on the part of the said de-
PENDANT which said defendant could
not have avoided by ordinary industry
all of which will more fully appear
from the complaint in the above en-
titled action watch Is on file In the
office of the Clerk of the said Court.
reference to which complaint is here
by made for all the particulars thereby
shown.
And you are hereby notified that IL
you fail to appear and answer the
said Complaint as above required, the
said plaintiff Will apply to the said
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Thick Weafher.

Al one time during a season OF
heavy fog a London daily paper Of
fered a prize for the beat fog story.
The story given here won the prize.
A merchant received . telephone
message n morning from one of
his clerks.
Hello. Mr.. Smith" said the clerk.
over the wire. Il cannot come down
to the shop this morning on account
OF the fog. / have not yet arrived
home yesterday"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Making Grandma Happy.

Sunday school Teacher. | told
you last Sunday that ] wished each
of You would try TO make at least
one person happy during the week.
Did your"
Boy. Yes. miss; / made grand
ma happy"
That's noble. How did you do
it,"
Il went TO visit her. and she's al
ways happy when she sees I've got a
good apetite.'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Easily Spread.

A German in a sleeping car was
unable TO rest on account of the
snoring of fellow travellers on each
side of him. Finally one of them
gave a %yociferous snort and stopped
still.
Tanks" exclaimed the wakeful
German. won is deti"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Obeyed fhe Judge.

A little colored girl, deeply Insult
ed by her playmate, who had pushed
her ~off'n de stoop," took her ease
before the justice of the peace. He
inquired into the circumstances, and
said, turning to the injured one.
1.-The plaintiff is allowed to ask the
defendant a question in regard 10 the
assault"
"Wh-what'll All ask her. sah?"
Il say that you may ask the de-
PENDANT a question"
"Wh-what'l All ask hire. sab? ?"
Any question you like"
The child studied the floor a mo-
ment; then with the politest OF
smiles, she inquired. sally, I'M yo'
mamma well?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

Just as long as you have money.
friends come fiocking to your
side;
You are called a jolly fellow and
are slapped upon the back;
While your wealth holds out, the
public always points to you
with pride,
And your path is bright and rosy,
and the future far from black.
But if your luck should turn,
And yo1 had no cash TO burn,
All, how quickly your adyiees and
your friendship they will
spurn,
While you've riches and are able TO
produce a roll of wealth,
VIII the public feed you taffy and
will Jolly you along;
But If you should meet reverses
whereby your financial health
Were to suffer, you'd discover
they'd desert you for a song.
oh, you're lit" while you've the
cash,
But when comes the financial
crash,
You nre lucky il you ever after that
can cut a dash,
Looks and breeding cut no figure
while a fellow has The dough;
Money talks while you are able to
produce a roll of green;
But when you have dropped your
bundle, 1t is bling, and out
you go,
And no longer as a ronnder or
good fellow are you scent
Oh. we hate TO own ii up,
But you're sure the under pup,
When you've emptied out the con-
tents OF your little golden
cup
Los Angeles Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
SENSE OF HUMOR


. There lives an editor in in .
. terror Pennsylvania, Jim .
. Sweeney by name, WIN has a .
. keen sense of humor. Seeking .
. to increase his fortune, Sweeney .
. once wrote to a prospective ad- .
. vertiser, setting forth in attrac- .
. tive fashion the value of his .
. paper as a medium of publicity. .
. The advertiser was raptivated by .
. ~Sweeney's letter. but, DESTROYS .
. of more specific insurance be- .
. fore he invested his money, he .
. wrone to Sweeney. saying that .
. he hadn't heard of the Trump .
. town Sentinel. Where does il .
. circulate?" he asked. And, in .
. h1s Illuminating way, Sweeney .
. wrote back: The Trumptown .
. Sentinel circulates in Europe, .
. Africa, North and South Ameri- .
. ca, and it's just about all | can .
. do TO keep ii from going to .
. hell" Cos. .
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
A Small NIafier.

Last month" said w. w. Jacobs,
the story writer. II was on my way
to Inverness. About ten miles out
the train stopped, then w,,iit on a few
feet, then stopped again. This hap
pened several times and finally We
came TO a dead stop. Thirty min
utes passed by. Finally | saw ona of
the guards sitting en- the enbankment
and shouted to him.
II say. Sandy, what's the matter?
Is there a wreck ahead :"
ma, ma, sor; the water iss JUS
gone off the boil"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Get the Hook.

Il want a pair of button shoes for
my wife"
This way. sir. What kind do you
wish, sir?"
Doesn't matter, just so they don't
button in the back"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
The Man To Wake I'm.

when anyone goes TO sleep in
my church. said a preacher to Bis
hop Seymour of Illinois, my sexton
is ordered to go and wake him up"
Wouldn't it be better" said the
bishop, with a smile, when anyone
goes to sleep under your preaching
to have the sexton come and wake
you up?"-Sunday illustrated Mag
aZine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Caution.

Did you ever tell the proprietor
of the hotel that the roof over your
room leaked?" asked one travelling
man.
No." replied the other. Il was
careful not to let him know 1t. He'd
have charged me extra for a shower
bath"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
His Oversight.

His Oversight.
Still Roosevelt says the baby crop
Is the best crop for hut or palace.
So he tells California;;
How is 1t he don't tell Alice?
Houston Post.
And while he fights rae suicide
And swings his mighty stick,
1t seems no more than right to speak
A few kinds words to Nick.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
But maybe Nick and Alice
Each have ideas in their head,
About a suicide, and so
Don't care a rap for Ted.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
ANY Oil to Il

She had been married a week, but
she wasn't going to show it. She had
spent half the morning IN scrubbing
the newness off her shopping bag,
and the other half in practic'ng A
supercilions droop of the eyelids be-
fore her mirror. And she was quite
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Sure Had Lost Them.

Come, Willie" said his mother,
don't be so selfish. Let your little
brother play with your marbles d
while"
but, protested Willie, "he near
to keep them always"
~Oh, l guess not"
Il guess yes, cause he's swallow
ed Two o. 'em already
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

two years and never saw a human
being, but when l was rescued |
fiatter myself I was a better sham
pooer than ever. | kept in practice
all the time
How did you manage it," asked
the patron.
II shampooed the cocoanuts.9-
London Tit-Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Reminiscent.

And where" demanded his wife.
with flashing eyes, would you be
now. only for me?"
The man glanced at the clock. Ii
was yerging on midnight. He sighed
and was silent.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Now He Knows.

How often. my good man." said
the stranger at the wayside station,
do the trains stop here?"
The trains stop here" said the
sour station porter. only once. After
that they start"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
DAILY SUBURBAN TRAINS.

Leave East Ely for Ely, a. NJ
1925; $40; $40; 7:1O; 1925;
$40; 1910; 11:9O; 11:50;-p. m,
lilo; 2:20; 1925; 4:35; 5:55; 6:25;
1880; 500; 300; 1915.
hurry Street, Ely. for East Ely,
a.. m.-12:35; $3.50; S:15; 1896;
9:2O; 10:50;-p. m, 1901; 1:2o;
2:1O; 2:30; 4:45; 6:15; 6:35;
7:4O; $40; $40; 1925.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
IYrofechnic.

Now they claim that the human
body contains sulphur"
In what amount?"
"Oh, in various quantities"
well, hat may account for some
girls making better matches than
others"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
AIErjendIy Tin.

Sapleigh. Would you-er-advise
me to-er-marry a beautiful girl
or a sensible girl2"
Hammersley. I'm afraid you'll
never be able To marry either, old
man."
Sapleigh. Why not?"
Hammersley. We'll, a beautiful
girl could do better and a sensible
girl would know better"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Good Practice.

Eyes. sir, said a %garrulous barber,
Il was a ships barber on a Pacific
steamship for five years and was
wrecked and cast away on an island
in the South Seas. l lived there for
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
drawback.

Mrs. Neighbors. "They tell me
your son is in the college football
eleven"
Mrs. Maloprop. Yes, indeed"
Mrs. Neighbors. do you know
what position he plays?"
Mrs. Malapop. 81 amt sure, but
| think he's one of the drawbacks
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Extensive.

Chauffeur. Il suppose. now, you
wouldn't believe this car was forty
horsepower"
Mcclure. Forty horsepower
Look at that! Begor. it's cost yez
something for oats?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
PAGE SEVEN

Court for the relief demanded therein.
In testimony whereof, |. T. d. Old
field have hereunto set my hand and
affixed the seal of said Court this 21st
day of November, A. D., 1910.
l.. D.. OLDFIELD.
Clerk of the Afordsaid Court.
(First Publication March &c, 1919
GLast Publication May 6. 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Mnkes IL Difference.

what carrot headed little urchin
is that, madame?"
"Why, he is my youngest son."
you don't say so! What a dear
little, sweet, dove-eyed cherub."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
NINE TRAIN.

Leave East Ely. a. m.-6:40;
11:30;-p. m. 4:25.
Leave hurry Street, Ely, a.. H.
$50; 11:40;-p. m. ABS.
Returning, Leave Mines, a. H.
7:35;-p. m, 1925; 5:35.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Generous.

1T is only right that I should tell
YOU" she said, that father has lost
an
Not air. he exclaimed.
Yes, ALL she asserted.
NO" he said firmly, mot all. You
are stiIl left 10 him. ! could not be
so cruel as to add to his misfortune"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Some Truth i'm This.

Some arguments" said Uncle
Eben. would be a heap shorter if
de gemmen had to prove dey kin
spell all de words dey uses in EN-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
A RuSe That Worked.

Cuteleigh. Sorry 70 hear you are
broke, old chap.
Green. Broke Whose broke?
Why man, look at this fat roll.
Cuteleigh. Good. Lend me SO,
will you?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Too Suspicious.

she doesn't love mel" wept a
new fiance the other day. Il caught
her trying to make a scratch on The
window with the engagement ring l
gave her,"@Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
". n. RY. TIME b

Effective February ), 1911.
Daily-Leaves East Ely, North
Bound. 7:35 a. m. Leaves Cobre.
South Bound. 1870 z. m.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
TRAINS.

Leave hurry Street, Ely,-a. M,
$50; 9:2O;-p.m., 2:30; 4:45;
1925.
Leave East Ely-a. M, GAO:
9:3O;-p. m, 2:40; 1855; 1926.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Evening Dress.

Evening Dress.
I've never heard
A man confess
He likes to put
On evening dress.
Detroit Free Press.
And when he wears 1t,
As a rule.
He always feels
Just like a foot.
Los Angeles Express.
Although he feels
Ripe for the hearse
He always looks
A blamed sight worse.
Youngstown Telegram.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
All u Bad Lot.

A forlorn looking man was
brought before a magistrate for
drunkenness and disorderly conduct.
When asked what he had to say for
himself. he gazed pensively at the
judge. smoothed down a remnant of
gray hair and said: Your honor.
mans inhumanity to man makes
countless thousands mourn I'm not
as debased as Swift. as profigate as
Byron. as dissipated al Poe or as de-
bauehed AS
That will do" Numbered the
magistrate. Thirty days. And, Of
fieer, take a list of those names and
u 'em in. They're as bad a lot as
he Savannah News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
SUMMONS.

In the District Court of the Ninth
Judicial District of the state of Ne
vada. In md for the County of
White Pine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23
Appearances Misleading.

But don't judge a nan by ap-
pearances." said Mayor G. s Mar
shall. at a banquet in Columbus.
jackson Wentworth, after an
absence of 80 years. returned 10 the
home of his youth. Jackson had a
slight affection of the skin which
made his nose very red. Hence
when he called at the parsonage the
old minister remarked:
jackson, Jackson, my man, I'm
afraid you've become a hard drink
err.
Don't Judge by appearances, DIR.
Steenthly, said Jackson Wentworth.
Il hardly average two glasses of beer
a week.
We'll them said the minister, in
a soothing voice, Il guess your face,
Jackson is like my gas meter. II
registers more than II consumes 9"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-04-23

RETURNING LEAVE McGILL.
a. m, 7:45; 10:10;-p. m, 3:45;
$50; 11:45.