Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-12


 where ;he girl lived with her par entsS can youch for the correctness
 ot the old adage The girl became
 acquainted with the elevator boy
 during her frequent trips on the lift and soon warm friendship
 sprang up between the two. The
 boy, being poor and diflident, re
 mained rather passive in his dem. onstrations Of sentiment, but the girl, accustomed tC do very much as she pleased. showered candy and other gifts upon the boy Tnaiiy me calf love between the unequal couple 1 led to the result which was tO be
 expected. The young lovers went to Hoboken together and were mar ried there by an accommodating Jus ;ice of the Peace For some time the girl kept her marriage secres | but at last she told her father. who promptly drove her out of the house. | She went tO live with her young 1 husband. but the dream Of bIissfui love was not of 5 long duration. Her father set the machinery of his wealth and power going and Q few days later the husband ol the young heiress disappeared V is believed that her father has had the boy removed to some private insane asylum and that he intends to keep him there until the foolish marriage ha5 een annulled by theI courtA
 The sopoTific eEect produced pv sitting in a barber chair and listen ing to the gentle and continuous babbling fthe barber's everlasting monologue is well known to all patrons of tonsorial parlors. AS :. rule the soothing effec: of the oper- ation is not unwelcome and not f-aught with danger. But there are case of the man in Summit. N. l., | should be a warning to men not | addicted to the safety" habit The | man referred 10 went to a barber shop to have his whiskers and mus tache trimmed. He became vers | sleepy in the chair and yawned so {; vigorously that he discolated his i jaw. A doctor had to be called to reset the mans jaw.
 One of the local papers published author of which has all the most expert nature-faker skinned 70 a | frazzle" According to the story a woman in Flatbush found on the back porch of her home some time ago an injured sparrow. She took the bird in, cared for it until it was again able to fly and the of fered i: its freedom. But so at .ached had the bird become 10 nef, that it would not leave. Then the kind woman had an attack of i'll .ess, as a result of which consider able part of her hair came out. Now comes the wonderful part of he story Tie bird noticing tha. ts benefactress was rapidly becom- ng bald, saw a fine opportunity o show it's gratitude It began to ly out and every time il carue 1 ,ack 1t brought a few long hairs f the exact shade of his friends Iair. Only once or twice he made mistake in the shade of color and hen the bird seeraed greatly mOrti- c fed. Thus. by degrees, the bird | upplied it's benefsctress not only | iith hair enough for a switch, but f lso for puffs and rat Let any ne try to beat shat story I Some time ago d telegraph oper y tor. living at a hotel on Third venue was robbed Of 8 by bur '' lar who entered his room while a be telegrapher vas asleep. To uard against Q repetition of the . 0bbery. the victim arranged little W -ap. He placed a push button with h reach of his Led and arranged Il ith the proprietor of the hotel thai, q case he should ring the bell In IT .e bar room, the clerk or the bar seper on duty should at once come b,
 his room with a revolver. The .her night, toward morning, the tl Derator heard a noise under his to ed. which aroused his suspicion. P e quietly reached for the button Id when the noise was repeated. in -essed the button. A few moments m ter the hotel clerk, armed witt ia big revolver, burst into the room re Id. at the same moment. the teleg he pher jumped out of bed. The two en found a burglar under the bed Id turned him over to the police Ia is believed that the prisoner is ve e same burglars who had robber wi Q operator some time ago. In A wave of purity and morality $ struck :he Beard of Aldermen Al New York City and so solicitous .- we they become for the ethical .lfare of. the citizens, that they are nsidering a warfare against the ag e of profanity on the stage. ne .akespdre and a number of other ] modern pIayw-ights are to be lced under the ban and t is pro to sed to revoke the license Of every. no