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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
TOOK THE MONEY
OF HIS FRIEND
MAN CONFESSED TAKING MONEY
FROM HIS FRIEND WHILE THE
TWO WERE STAYING ToeETH.
ER-WILL PLEAD GUILTY IN
THE DISTRICT COURT.

This morning Arthur Lee appeared
before Judge Miller in the police court
charged With stealing $40 from Geo.
Laird, his bosom friend. He waived
examination and was bound over 10
the district court, where he says he
will plead guilty.
Lee and Laird had been over in
Moorhead yesterday and they drank
very freely. They returned to this
side Of the river and secured a room
together at the Arcade restaurant. As
the two men were supposed to be
sleeping, Lee took $50 belonging 70
Laird and placed It in his hose. He
then aroused Laird and told him that
someone had entered the room and had
robbed them.
Chief Bowers was called in to In
vestigate the matter and after a care
fiIl examination he could ind no way
In which a thief could enter the room.
He accused Lee Of taking the money
and on searching his person he found
the coin In the hose.
Laird had trusted Lee and the two
were good friends. He was very much
hurt to think that his friend would
take his money The money was re-
turned to Laird this morning On the or
der Of Lee and the lucky man was
we'll pleased to set his coin again.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
FAMOUS WEED
CASE AFFIRMED
FAMOUS WEED CASE NOW
STANDS JUST AS IT DID BEFORE
LEGAL PROCEEDINGS WERE
sTARTEp-DIsTRIcT COURT is
AFFIRMED BY THE SUPREME.

Judge Pollock OF the district court
has been affirmed again by the su-
preme court in the action Of the famous
cass county weed case. The case was
tried in 1908.
Joseph LANCER, the plaintiff in the
action brought suit against w. H. C.
Goode for 1880 damages. The farm
err alleged that the defendant had al
lowed mustard weeds to grow on his
farm, which adjoined hangers and that
this mustard weed blew across on TO
Langer's land.
In the complaint LANCER stated that
his farm crop had been damaged by
the weeds coming on to his property
and according to the law OF the state
he was entitled to damages.
Goode filed a demurrer in the case
stating that there were not sufficient
facts in the complaint to warrant the
reply. Judge Pollock decided that
such was the case and sustained the
demurrer.
The plaintiff elected to stand on
this complaint and appealed from this
order to the supreme court. The high
est state court then affirmed the rul-
ing of Judge Pollock.
The case now stands where IL was
before the action was started and IL
is still a question IL damages can be
collected from one who allows his
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
TkFE A. n. WALKER AGENCY
Mrs. Emma j, Walker, Agt.
Plrn and Tmrn@Gau INSURANCE
IA all GOOD, SOLID COMPANIES
Coming Events

Friday, May 10.
Piano recital by Miss Helmer Heath
of Fargo conservatory.
Monday, May "a.
Fargo conservatory, song recital BY
Lanceto Steele.
Recital at Dakota Conservatory of
Music.
Pupils recital. Dakota Conservatory.
Thursday, May rs.
Piano recital by Miss Leonora
Schwarz at Fargo College conaerva-
tory
Tuesday. May 80.
K. of c. ceremonial
Gounod's Redemption by Fargo
Moorhead Oratorio society
Thursday June 1.
Miss June Merritield In senior piano
recital at Fargo conservatory.
Thursday, June 3.
u. Q. T, district convention.
Wednesday, June 7.
Senior piano recital by Miss Ethel
JosIyn at Fargo conservatory.
Friday, June ..
u. G. II. oisIrl.,~ convention.
Saturday, June 10.
u. @. T. district convention
Sunday, June II.
High school commencement sermon
at Gethgemane cathedral.
Monday, June r..
Fargo conservatory commencement
concert.
Thursday, June Is.
Students annual concert, Dakota
conservatory.
Friday. June 10.
commencement programme, Dakota
conservatory.
Tuesday, June 20.
Beginning summer term, Dakota
conservatory.
Tuesday, July 10.
Interstate fair. Fargo
Wednesday, July IS.
Interstate fair Fargo
Thursday, July 20.
Interstate fair, Fargo.
Friday, July q.
Interstate fair, Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
City in Brief

Clark Moore Of Gardner is in the
city today on business.
M. ]. McGirr of Aberdeen, the new
special pensioner examiner for the Da-
kotas, was in the city yesterday on
business.
The fire department was called out
last night to put out a small blaze in
a shed at the rear OF 217 Roberts
street. Little damage was done.
Insurance Commissioner Taylor and
Deputy Austin were in Fargo q short
time today en- route to Minnesota on
a fishing trip. They have just COM
pleted mailing out the insurance state
ments and they have taken to the
tall timbers. They are equipped with
fishing licenses and all the other neces-
saries for enjoying good time.
Cashier r. p. Bennett OF the La
Moure State bank was a business vis-
itor in the city last night. He says
crop conditions in LaMoure county are
simply superb, there have been rains
in plenty and much of the grass on
the pasture lands is now six inches
high. The whole country, tributary to
LaMoure, for many miles in extent
is showing splendid effects from the
recent precipitation. In a general bust
ness way, Mr.. Bennett said prospects
are most encouraging and the people
at LaMoure are anticipating the COM
ing fair at Fargo. which, they have
learned is to be a hummer this year.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
What's Said

c. @. McGregor, Master: shiloh
lodge viii meet tomorrow evening at
Masonic temple at o'clock. work
in the Fellowcraft degree.
Eliza Letford, Recorder: The ROYAL
Neighbors will meet in regular session
this evening at o'clock in the A. 3.
U. w. hall. There will be Initiation
and assessment call for this month
All members are especially asked to
be present.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
TO Send WOMAN HOME
Woman in Search of Her Husband
Will Be Sent Back TO st. Cloud
by Officials.

The Associated Charities ofdcials
are anticipating sending Mrs. /. S.
Pritchard of st. Cloud back to her
home tomorrow, She arrived in the
city yesterday, penniless, hungry and
fatigued in search Of her husband
whom she believed to be here.
The tale of the woman is a most
piteous one and for the time being
she is being cared for at the Chill
drens home. She has friends in ST.
Cloud and the officials deem it best
to send her back there.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

A correspondent Of The Indianapolis
News says the best way to kill the ny
is to flick him with a piece Of rubber
about six inches long. All that is nee
essary is to gain the confidence Of the
fly and induce him to stand still while
you flick. Skill comes with practice,
and an active boy with a piece Of rub
Der probably will be able to kill all
the flies in your house in one day.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
WANT BABY CARRIAGE.

Associated Charities Want to Secure q
Baby Carriage.
The Associated Charities il very
anxious to secure a baby carriage,
cradle or crib. The secretary of the
organization has a very needy case
and any person in the city having such
q vehicle would confer 4 great favor
upon q poor family by donating it.
Persona DESTROYS of giving away tfsa
piece Of infants furniture can tele-
phone the authorities at NO. 527 Or
No. sEs.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

weeds to grow and spread. ]. F. Cali
lahan represented LANCER in the ac-
ton and Smith Stimmel was the at
torney for the defendant. The at
torney has not announced what will
be done with the suit in this weed
case.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
ll-aE WEAl'llElIl
The center Of CLOUDY

The center Of
the northwestern
low pressure area
is over Alberta
and Saskatchewan.
IL is an abnormal
~ deep low.
Showers have
fallen over the Pa
cific states, upper
Rocky mountain
districts, the. Ca
madam northwest
and the western
portion Of the Da-
kotas, with heavy
rain over the upper
Lake Michigan re-
gions, elsewhere
the weather Is
generally fair.
The outlook lis
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

A baseball bat in the hands OF the
small boy strikes blow for health.
Sauerkraut is said to contain the!
longevity germ. But who wants
to-?
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
Business Jots

For reliable help. phone s1s.
Cook paints signs. Phone s25.
Hotel Tweedon. free telephone ex-
change in every room. Baths, running
hot and cold water. Rates 50 cents up.
Special rates by week or month.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

A New England woman boasts that
she is rich and has not bought new
hat in forty years. ANY woman could
get rich that wax
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

Now is the time to get rid Of your
rheumatism. You will find Chamber
lain's Imminent wonderfully effective.
One application will convince you of its
merits. Try It For sale by AL deal
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

Continental restaurant now under
new management. Mrs. G. r. Nelson.
Best rs cent meal IN Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

Let the Compressed Air & Vacuum
Cleaning Co. clean house for you They
make business OF It. Telephone 1860.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18

tonight and Friday with probably
cooler Friday. Barometer 1884.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
The Day of the Free
Gas Water Heater
Will Not Last Forever

We figure that in five years would naturally spend
certain amount in selling and pushing gas water
heaters.
Why not spend the full amount in one short season.
and place equal greater number of heaters by
giving them away free?
The answer lies in the FREE proposition open for
limited time. When it closes the price of gas water
heaters will be the as before
Come in and the Detroit Jewel Water Heater
demonstrated, telephone A.
Union Light Heat s Power Company
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-05-18
The FARGO FoRum

NORTH DAK0TAs@
LARGEST DAILY FAENN@RApERss
Printers Hmag
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
Midnight In The OzafkS

and yet sleepless Hiram Scranton, of
Clay City, ILL.,. coughed and coughed.
He was in the mountains on the adj
vice of five doctors. who said he had
consumption. but found no help in the
climate, and started home. Hearing
Of DR.. Kings New Discovery, he be-
z an to use it. II believe it saved my
life he writes 'for it made new
man of me, so that | can now do good
work again" For all lung diseases,
coughs, colds, la grippe, asthma,
Group, whooping cough, hay fever,
hemorrhages. hoarseness or quinsy, its
the best known remedy. Price soc
and 81 90. Trial bottle free. Guar
anteed by Haynes e. Taylor and Jas.
H. Orme. Marion. Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
All Boys Are Alike.

A belated traveller who was
compelled to stay all night in a
back woods cabin in Union Co.,
says that soon after the frugal
meal a tall, gaunt youth of eigh-
teen and an equally sallow and
gaunt girl of seventeen, both
barefooted, took their hats from
wooden pegs in the wall and pre-
pared to go out, whereupon the
mother. taking her pipe from
between her teeth, said reprov-
ingly:
Go long an wash your feet,
Levi you and Looly, both! Haint
you 'shamed to go off to an eve-
MIN party without washin' your
feet?"
They Obeyed, but as Levi took
the washpan from a bench by
the door he said with a grumble:
'Td bout as soon stay home
from a party as to have to fix up
for it. Elk.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06

day.
j. G. Thurman and wife visit
ed their daughter below Marion,
Thursday.
DR.. Cook, of Crayne, was at
tending the sick in this vicinity
one day last week.
Raymond PLANT and sister,
Lille, visited their grandmother,
Mrs. H. E. Blackburn, near
Flat Rock, Monday.
1t does look like the children,
of this district, are entitled to q
road to school. 1t looks like fool.
ishness for the state to pay g
child's tuition and then not pro.
vide reasonably good road tt
the school house.
Archie Oliver has purchased
the Will McChesney farm; but
will not get possession until Jan,
LIST, 1912.
Education is evolution. The
man who is educated, is the mar
who knows humanity. Educa
ton is more a course Of expert
ence than a course at college
The college gives opportunities,
but not education.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06

Mrs. Sarah E. Belt, who has
been visiting her daughter, Mrs.
Lester Clark has returned home.
Miss Nonia Horning and sister
Effie visited Miss Estella Dobson
Saturday.
Misses Willie and Iva Horning
passed through this part Satur-
dav.
Mr. and Mrs. Davis Humphrey
of Deer Creek visited at Bob
Belts Sunday.
Gee! where did Estella and
Nonia go Saturday evening.
Miss Willie Hodge visited Miss
Myrtle Thomas of near Glendale
Sunday.
Miss Syble Thomas is visiting
her aunt Mrs. Julia Hodge this
week.
Miss Katie Belt visited Master
J. c. Belt Saturday and Sunday.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
DEATH-MUSIC.
by o. G. w.

What music wakes me, sweet
and low,
Out of my still repose?
0 mother, see. dost thou not
know
What sounds so late are those."
Il can hear naught, and
naught see.
Oh. slumber soft and mild.
No one is singing now to thee,
My darling suffering child"
No earthly music can it be
That makes my soul delight;
1t is the angels calling me
o mother dear, good night
Sunday Mar. 10, 1911.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
fREDONIA
delayed from last week. }

delayed from last week.
Mrs. Ellen Foster, of Joy,
Livingston county, has been Wis
iting relatives here for several
days.
T. Y. Ordway has sold his
hotel here to A. j. Lamb.
Our car load Of Homestead"
fertilizer is now here gives the
best results for corn and tobacco.
S. c. Bennett & Son.
Henry Purley, Jr., was in Liv-
ston county Saturday on business.
Rev. j. A. Bennett, of Utica,
filled his regular appointment
here at the Baptist church Sat-
urday and Sunday.
Herbert Hill and wife, Of Pink
NEVILLE, were visiting relatives
here last week
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
JUDGE BLACKBURN
IS SWORN In
Receives His Commission as Sur.
veyor Of the Port Of Paducah.

United States Court Clerk
Walter A. Blackburn, Friday
morning, was sworn in as sur
veyOr of customs for the port of
Paducah. Early in the morning
he received his commission sign
ed with the big legible signature
of William Howard Taft, and
securing the services of a notary
public, took the oath Immediate
ly.
This marked the ending of a
hard fight for the position, as
Mr.. Blackburn was opposed by
DR.. Harry Williamson, who was
championed by Postmaster
Frank Fisher. -Paducah News
Democrat.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
Tennessee Bank Where 1t Ought
To Be.

Knoxville, Tenn. March 2S. -
A special to the Sentinel from
Bristol, Tenn, says:
THE Citizens Bank was to-
day placed in the hands of E. K.
Bachman as receiver upon appli-
cation Of r. l.. Blevins and
others. who filed a bill in the
Chancery Court alleging the
bank is insolvent.
1T is charged that the bank
had loaned almost it's entire
capital stock of 500, 600 to j. H.
Bryan and the Bryan Lumber
Company; also that Bryan had
left Bristol in May, 1909, and
had not been heard of publicly
since"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
CAUGHT In QUICKSAND
AND LIFE CRUSHED OUT
Terrible Fate Which Overlook
New Jersey Man.

Elizabeth, N: j., March %. -
His body covered by quicksand
to the depth of several inches,
which prevented discovery by
seachers for the last sixteen days
the body of John Donnell, 81
years old. was found accidentally
late yesterday by an employee of
the health department here.
Indications are that the aged
man died in great agony, while
held a prisoner by the sands,
which drew him in slowly until
his body was out of sight.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
ARE YOU DEAf!
Catarrh Is Probably The Cause. Get
Rid OF The Cause.

If you have catarrh and have con.
slant ringing noises in your ears look
into the matter at once.
It's pretty sure sign that catarrh
is spreading and is making it's way
through the Eustachian tubes that
lead from the nose to the ears.
When catarrh gets to the ears par
tial deafness follows. If YOU have
ringing noises in your ears go to
Haynes & Taylor TODAY and get a
HYOMEl outfit and drive out catai rh
To cure catarrh HiOMEI should be
breathed through a pocket inhaler for
about three minutes. four or five times
a day. just pour few drops into
the hard rubber inhaler and breathe it
for few minutes.
1t kills the germs; soothes the irrita-
ton; heals the infamatiod; stops hawk
ing, splitting and shutting.
HYOMEI keeps the throat free from
mucus and prevents crusts in nose.
The complete HYOMEI outfit which
includes the little indestructible hard
rubber inhaler. bottle of HYOMEI
and simple instructions for use costs
$l.O0. Separate bottles of HYOMEI
costs so cents at druggists everywhere,
or at Hay mes & Taylor's who sell it on
money back plan. Try it today for
eatarrh, coughs. colds or sore throat.
Free trial bottle by addressing Booths
Hyomei Co., Buffalo, N. Y. M23 A6.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
CALDWELL SPRINGS

delayed from last week.
No accidents to report.
Peaches are not killed.
No hogs or cattle to sell.
Peas and beets are planted.
No sickness of any Importance.
Double teams have been NOV
early and late.
Irish potatoes are in the ground
and ready to terminate.
Tomato seed are sown in boves
and placed in the windows.
Many hens are setting and
some have ventured out with
their little brood.
Fishing on the creeks is being
practiced by some of the most
indolent.
Seldom Jennings, of Enon, was
here fishing and shopping seed
corn.
Plenty of corn to sell-see
John PLANT.
Willie PLANT and Miss Carrie
Oliver went to Paducah Wednes-
day and were married while
in the city.
F. c. Glenn and family were
the guests of friends in Lyon
county Saturday evening.
Jim Brown went to Enon one
day last week.
Mrs. Willie Taylor and chill
dren, of Fredonia, were the
guests of Mrs. Jim Brown Sun
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06

Constipation bring many ailments in
it's train and is the primary cause of
much sickness. Keep Hour bowels re-
gular madam, and you will escape
many of the ailments to which women
are subject. Constipation is a very
simple thing but like many simple
things. it may lead to serious conse-
quences. Nature often needs little
assistance and when Chamberlain s
Tablets are given at the first indica-
ton. much distress and suffering may
be avoided. Sold by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
LADIES'.

We can promise you clear, clear
skin and beautiful complexion if you
use ZEM0 and ZEMO SOAP accord.
ing to directions.
ZEMO is a skin beautifier and q
scientific preparation for the treat.
ment of eczema, pimples, dandruf anc
all diseases of the skin and scalp
ZEMO SOAP is the incest, best lather.
ing antiseptic soap you ever used fol
toilet or bath.
Sold by druggists everywhere ane
in Marion, KY. by Haynes & Taylor
No. 2.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
Little Bald Spot
II You Want On Don't Ask Haynes 3
Taylor about Partisan Sage.

If Partisan Sage won't stop
that little bald spot from spread
ing nothing in this world will.
Badness, thin hair and falling
hair are caused by dandruff
germs. If you have dandruf
kill the germs at once.
Partisan Sage is guaranteed by
Haynes & Taylor to kill dandruff
germs, Danish dandruff, stop
falling hair and itching scalp, or
money back. 1t is dainty hair
dressing that will make the hair
bright and fascinating. Large
bottle 80 cents. Sold in every
town in America. The girl with
the Auburn hair on every carton.
M % A6.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
Ora YNE
DELAYED from last week.

DELAYED from last week.
Uncle Wash Deboe and j. M.
McCaslin visited w. H. Ordway
the Goth, inst.
Miss Lucy Sanderson is visit
ing her mother, Mrs. Alice Rus
sci, near Crayne.
Ray DebOe, who got his foot
cut off by the train, is improv'
ing slowly.
Eli Brown visited his mother
at this place one day last week,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. McMurray,
of Marion, visited friends here
last week.
Miss Erma Brown is able to
be out again after a severe at
tack of smallpox.
Born to the wife Of Lawrence
Tabor, a fine boy.
Tom Jones and family were
the guests of Mrs. Jones near
Marion Saturday night and Sun
day.
w. H. and J. A. Ordway went
to Marion Saturday.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
Robbers Gets $4,000.

Curryville, Mo-, March 81. -
Safe blowers set off five charges
of dynamite in the Bank of
Curryville shortly after midnight
wrecking the building and safe,
and escaped with $4,000. The
citizens of the town were aroused
by the blasts, but they did not
try to modest the robbers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
A TRUTHFUL ASSERTION.

The worst habit that boys can
fall into is that of loafing around
on the streets at night. 1t is
then they cast their lot in slippe-
ny places when at any moment
they are likely to fall from grace.
All good and noble lessons taught
them by their mothers are there
cOunteracted and nullified. They
learn nothing that is good, but
everything that is bad. The boys
who spend their evenings in the
sacred precincts of home, with
good books for their companions,
are the future hope of this
country. They will fill our legis-
lative and congressional halls
and sit in judgement upon men
and measures, while the boys
who run the streets will fill our
reform schools and penitentia
ries. Parents who are RESPONSE
BILE for these disregarded laws of
decency will have broken hearts
and bowed heads in the awaken
ing years that will inevitably
follow. -CarrOlton Democrat.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06

Hays Medicine Co.: had STOM-
ACH TROUBLE and CONSTIPATION
for four years. | could find nothing
that would relieve me. | could not
eat anything except oatmeal and rice
but what would hurt me. tried Nays
Specific and had not used it but two
weeks, till could eat anything want
ed. took one bottle two years ago
and have not been bothered with it
since. w. J. Mcdonald, Bradford,
Tenn. A3 limo.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06

Hays Medicine Co.,: | was a suffer
er with ECZEMA for twenty years.
Several months ago tried Hays Spe-
cific and after about three weeks use,
nv legs shielded off as white and free
from sores as they were before | had
the eczema. | have had no pain or
annoyance since: in fact am WELL
r. d. Oliver, Bradford, Tenn.
A3 lmo
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-04-06
Back To Nature.

A hen is not supposed to have
much common sense or tact.
yet every time she lays
an egg she cackles
forth the fact.
A rooster hasn't got a lot of
intellect to show, but none
the less most ROSTERS
have, enough good
sense to crow.
The mule, the most despised of
beasts. has a persistent way
of letting people know
he's around, by his
insistent bray.
The busy little bees they buzz.
bulls below and cows moo,
and watch-dogs bark and
ganders quack and
doves and pig
cons coo.
The peacock spreads his tail and
squawks; pigs squeal and rob-
ms sing. and even SER
penis know enough
to hiss before
they sting.
But Man, the greatest master
piece that Nature could de-
wise, will often stop and
hesitate before he'll
AID YER TISE!