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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
DISAPPEARS, THEN SENDS
WIFE MESSAGE TO BEHAVE.
She Says He Took $3.50, Leaving
Family Penniless.

stephen Lindtner, rs years old, of II
Rutgers street, has been missing from
his home since last Tuesday. His wife
claims that he took away $3.50 of he.
money which she left in a drawer while
she went to work. Yesterday she re-
ceived a telegram from Philadelphia.
1t read:
Dear Alice-I am going to Pennsyi-
vania. Behave YOURSELF
YOUR LOVING STEVE
Judge Herr detailed Patrolmen Sc.
bold and Kass on tn case.
Lindtner leaves three children vita
no means of support. He is about )
feet II inches tall, has light hair, blue
eyes and keeps his face clean shaven.
He wore a dark blue suit and a derby
hat when last seen.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
CRACK MARKSMEN BUSY ON
STATE RANGES THIS WEEK.
Vanderveer, of Freehold, Shoots
Well at Asbury Park.

AsRuRY ARK, Aug. 31.-In a
heavy and with the wind
sweeping over the beach in a gale, e.
l. Vanderveer, the Freehold crack,
broke "a birds Of a string of 25 during
the opening of the annual shooting
tournament Of the Asbury Park Gun
club yesterday afternoon. His per-
Torrance was by far the best of the
afternoon.
A. l.. WINS, the Red Bank expert,
led the field for the day, his total for
TIC h1e ctc..ts shot, 81 targets, being
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
SALOON-KEEPER PAYS $40
FOR USE OF BAT ON COP.

As a result of a row he had with
Patrolman John Miller, of the Third
Precinct. last night. August Morlitz,
a saloonkeeper Of Hamburg place and
Berlin street, was fined $40 by Judge
Hahn today.
One of the weapons alleged to have
been used by Morlitz in his struggle
with the policeman was a baseball bat.
The man got drunk in his place and
when the patrolman tried to quiet him
he fought him back and a hot battle
ensued.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
WATCH OF CHARLES HICKS,
WRECK VICTIM, is FOUND.

A watch belonging to Charles Hicks,
of II Paterson street, this city was
found yesterday by an employee Of he
Lehigh Valley railroad. When Mr..
Hicks was killed In the wreck At Man
chester, n. Y, last Fridlv his watch
was lost in the wreckage. When Will
lam Hicks, a son, received his fathers
effects he stated hat the missing
watch was highly valued. owing 10 lis
associations. The watch is nov ia the
possession of Coroner Danici Elseiine.
of Shortsyille, who will forward II to
Newark.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
uNGER STILL FIGHTS FOR LIFE.

The condition of George Unger, who
attempted suicide by shooting himself
on Monday after he had been spurned
by his sweetheart, is slightly improved
today. He has q wonderfully strong
physique and 1t is due to this fact that
he has survived so long in such a seri-
Gus condition. The bullet wound is on
the left side. near the heart, and little
hope is held at st. James's Hospital
for his recovery.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
IGNORANT OF ENGLISH TILL
FINE LIMBERS UP TONGUE.

Riley Malzon, II years old, of 800
Huntcrdon street. was hned $40 by
Judge Herr in the Fourth Precinct
Police Court today on a charge by Mrs.
Edward Mackey, of 121 Lyons avenue,
who said that he stole some peaches
from her back yard. Malzon, when
arraigned before Judge Herr, claimed
tina he was unable 10 speak English,
but after he was fined he q pressed
his feelings in very clear English and
drew another warning from the court,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
GERMAN SOCIETIES.


Five delegates from the Newark Skat
League will represent that organization
at the fourth annual convention of the
Nordoestlicher Skat Verband, or North
eastern Skat Union, which begins in
Hoboken Sunday afternoon. The local
delegates are Jacob Bamberger, Noah
Gutter, George Grapp, Joseph Hoch-
~stetter and Oscar Milford. Those In
charge of the games of the local society
are Emil Abig. Max Greenbaum and
John Clemens, The appointments were
made at last nights meeting in Turn
Hall, III upper William street.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
APPOINT HAuscHEL ADMINISTRATOR.

Edward E. Hauschel, of 20 Sherman
avenue father of Francis Hauschel,
the 10-yoar-old boy who fell to his
death in an elevator shaft in the Unioa
building July % last, was today APP
pointed administrator of his estate BY
Surrogate Shoenthal. 1t was valued t
81. 05O, and the fathe" gave a bond in
twice that amount.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31

81. p. w. Billings. of the New York
A. c., had the next best score. an 81,
and Mr.. V~anderveer's string of 81 a
good for third.
SEA GRIT, Aug. 31.-With the OPEN
ing Of the t%wenty-frst annual shooting
tournament of the New Jersey State
Rife Association on Friday on the
local range the scene of activity for the
crack shots of the country will be
shifted from Camp Perry, Ohio, to Sea
Grit. Everything is ready here for the
rihemen. many of whom are expected
to arrive today, and there will be at
least ten teams to compete in the
matches, and possibly more. New
York, Pennsylvania. New Jersey,
Maryland, West Virginia and District
of Columbia win have contesting
teens.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
PREMIER LAURIER FLAWS
FOES OF RECIPROCITY
Tells Halifax Folk Annexation
CRY Is UnfOunded.

HALIFAX, n. S., Aug. S1-Sir VIII
frid Laurier old a big audience in the
arena here last night that he could not
understand the opposition of he pres
ent Conservative party to reciprocity
Sir Wilfrid declared he believed that
the reason was the ''unholy alliance"
between the Nationalist of Quebec and
the British Imperialists.
Sir Wilfrid contended that there IS
absolutely nothing in the argument
that reciprocity would lead to anrexa-
ton.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
EouNn DEAD In BATH ROOM.

Mrs. Anna Marx, 81 years old, Of 81
Wainwright street, vas found dead on
the bathroom 1oor Of hsr home yes
terday. She had been IN epilep-is Cor
years, and died after a seizure vester-
day. She is survived by u husband
and several children.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
Big YoIksfest.

Final ARA gements for the big Can
statter volksfest to be held Sunday and
Monday in Wevers's Colosseum, Spring
field avenue. were made last night by
the Swaeblscher Sa~engerbund, which
will be in charge of ii. The program
will be an unusually elaborate one, and
besides plenty of good vocal and instru-
mental music, there will be fou humor-
Gus sketches of country life in the
Fatherland. A column of fruit, repre-
sentative of harvest home erected
by Hugo Erne, will be a feature of in
terest.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
To Give weI,-known opera.

'eThe Chimes of Normandy has been
selected as the opera TO be presented by
the NJ. G. V. Germania at its annual
concert November Is in the Kruger
Auditorium. The rehearsals of the
choruses will be held under the direc-
ton of William Laufenberg, the musical
head of the society, and it is promised
that the solo parts will be in competent
hands. The social session which fol-
lowed last nights meeting was heartily
enjoved.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31
INCREASE SUGAR PRICES.

NEW YORK, Aug. 31-Standard
granulated was raised five and all other
grades of refined sugar were increased
ten cents a hundred pounds today.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-08-31

star Want Ads. bring result.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
To Be a Good Cook,

"To be a good cook means the
knowledge Of all fruitsA herbs, balms
and Spices; and of all that is healing
and sweet in fields and groves, saVory
in meats; it means carefulness, in
ventiveness, watchfulness, willingness
and readiness Of appliances; it means
the economy of your great-grandmoth-
ers and the science of modern chem
lists; it means much testing and no
wasting; it means English thorough
ness, French art and Arabian hospi-
tally; it means, in fine, hat you are
to be perfectly and always ladies
(loaf-givers), and you are to see that
everybody has something nice tc
eat."-Ruskin.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
QUEER DISEASE IS
IN UNITED STATES
Many Here Afflicted With Odd
kiIment, Says Prof.
Munyon.
GREWSOME CREATURES
VERY COMMON,
FINDS EXPERT.

Many people IN the United States are
afflicted with a queer disease, according
James M. Munyon. He made the follow
ing remarkable and rather grewsome
statement:
MANY persons who come and write to
my headquarters at SD and Jefferson
Sts:, Philadelphia, Pa, think they are
When In reality they are the victims OF
an entirely different disease-that of
a p worm: These tape worms are huge
upper bowel and consume q large per-
centage of the nutriment in undigested
Of forty to sixty feet. One may ave a
tape worm for years and never know
persons who are suffering from one
of these creatures become nervous, weak
and irritable. and tire at the least ex-
bition and vitality and strength, but they
are rarely fatal.
The victim Of this disease is apt to
tomac trouble, and doctors for years
without relief. This is not the fault Of
no absolute diagnosis that will tell posi-
lively that one is not a victim Of tape
worm.
trouble is an abnormal appetite. At
times the person is ravenously hungry
times the very sight of food is loathsome.
There is a gnawing. faint sensation at
has Headaches, hts Of dizziness and nau-
sea. He cannot sleep at night and often
thinks he is suffering from nervous pros
tration..
ct have a treatment which has had
wonderful success in eliminating these
great creatures from the system. In the
course of its regular action in aiding
digestion. and Kidding the blood, kidneys
and liver of impurities it has proven fatal
to these great worms. If one has a tape
worm. this treatment will, In nine cases
out of ten, stupefy and pass it away, but
If not, the treatment will rebuild the
rundown person, who is probably suffer;
anaemic condition. My doctors report
marvellous success here with. this treat.
ment- Fully a dozen persons have passed
these worms, but they are naturally reti-
cent about discussing them, and Of course
we cannot violate their confidence by CIV
Letters addressed to Professor James
M. Munyon, SD ana Jefferson Streets,
Philadelphia, Pa, will receive as careful
attention as though the patient called in
person. Medical advice and consultation
absolutely free. Not a penny to pay.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
"love and Life

We find the following tolerably clev,
err description of love In an old mag
azine. Love is like the devil. be-
cause it tOrments US, like heaven. be-
cause it wraps the soul in hiss; like
pepper, because it often sets one on
fire; like sugar, because it is sweet;
like a rope, because it is often the
death of a man; like a prison, be-
cause it makes one miserable; like
wine, because it makes us happy; like
a man. because it is here today and
gone tomorrow; like a woman, be-
cause there is no getting rid of it;
like a beacon, because it guides one
to the w~ished-for port; like a willo'-
th.wisp, because It often runs away
with one; like a little pony, because
1t Ambles nicely with one; like the
bite of a mad dog or the kiss of a pref
ty woman, because they both make a
man run mad; like a goose because
1T Is silly; like a rabbit. because there
is nothing like it. In a word. it Is like
a ghost, because 1t is like everything
aud like nothing-often talked about
but V seen. touched or under
stood"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
The Wreck.

Mrs. Ronald H. Barlow, the eastern
golf champion, was talking at the
Cape May Golf club about the benefits
of sea air. ITO look at the cottagers
and native Of Cape May" she said,
speaks If these benefits more elo-
quently than I could do. How pale
and wan seem city people beside these
brown, supple, vigorous men and
women! An excursionist from the
city said to a fisherman OF the beach
the other morning:
do you have many wrecks here?"
THE fisherman looked contemptu-
ously at the city man, who was in
bathing dress. He looked contempt.
uous1y at his hollow chest and white,
thin legs and arms, and then he re
Piled: You're the fust I've saw this
season."
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
HE HAD THEM IN A CORNER
Clergyman's Rebuke to ThoughtIess
Youths at Once Neat and
Disconcertinq.

A well-known clergyman was one
day, in a BARRIERS shop, when four or
five young men walked in whom he
knew by their voices, but who did not
recognize the man in the chair, with
lather all over his face. They pro-
ceeded to spend the time by telling
stories and using expressions which,
to say the least, were rather strong.
When the barber pulled away the
towel the clergyman, clearly shaved,
stood before them. So nonplussed
were they that no one tried to take
the vacant chair, and the barber called
several times-"Next gentleman! Next
gentleman"
The clergyman smiled somewhat
grimly as he said:
cit isn't a bit of use, John. There's
not a mar here who has the efront-
cry to answer to that name"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
TO KEEP THE SKIN CLEAR

For more than a generation, Cuti-
cura Soap and C%uticura Ointment nave
done more for pimples, blackheads
and other unsightly conditions OF the
complexion, red. rough, chapped
hands, dandruf, itching, scaly scalps.
and dry, thin and falling hair than any
other method. They do even more for
skin-tortured and disfigured infants
and children. Although Cuticura Soap
and Ointment are sold by druggists
and dealers throughout the world, q
liberal sample Of each, with 32-page
book on the care Of the skin and hair
will be sent post-free, on application
to "Cuticura," Dept. % L, Boston.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
Family Enough.


Horace, five year old, has a broth
er, nine, and a sister three, and with
his father and mother, he deemed this
family large enough. When, there
fore, he was told by his aunt that a
little baby was to be added to the
family, he protested
II think papa and mamm might bet
ter spend their money for more straw
berries and powdered sugar for me"
he observed, Indignantly.
On a certain day a doctor came to
the house and Horace thought he
knew what that meant His spirit OF
revolt nearly got the better of him.
however. when a second doctor came
A few hours later, after the doctors
had departed, his Aunt Ella told him
he had a new little brother. Horace
frightened, and tiptoed to his moth
er's room. ITS all right, mamma"
he assured her. There's only n
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
mo Chickens for Sale''
By ALLEN
Copyright, 1911, by Associated Literary Press-)

The same train that carried Miss
Mildred Frayne up to her aunt's home
at Long Point to spend the summer
month also carried Mr.. Winfield Ches-
ter. They sat il different coaches,
however, and there was no coinct-
dence about it Had they sat In the
same chair car he might have been
reading a magazine and she looking
out of the window.
A quarter of a mile below Aunt Tay-
lors house lived old Mrs. Ryder. n
was a widow and lived alone, and now
and hen she had a bad turn with
rheumatism. Miss Mildred had known
her Tor several years, and it wasn't
two hours after her arrival that she
started out to see the old lady. She
found her in bed and sadly needing
nursing.
What you need" sagely replied the
girl when she had heard the lamenta-
TONS" is chicken soup. It's better
than all the doctors. | know at least
a dozen people who'd have died but
for chicken soup. Chicken soup with
a little rice in 1t will make a well
woman of you in two days"
Maybe 1t might help me-" the pa
tient sighed.
1T will. 1t must. 1t cured me
tors had given me up. | can get the
rice up at the house, but as for the
9hicken-let me see? We have none,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

whats the trouble, old mann
asked the sympathetic friend.
Well" answered the judge, you
see, my wife and 1 have been
able to get along YER well. The re
lationship has become SO unbearable
that we both want a divorce"
SCI see," answered the friend. Then
why don't you get one?"
Because" answered the Judge, sad
", 81 have sent all the bogus divorce
lawyers to the penitentiary."
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

out one must be fOund somewhere.
III go back and telephone to some OF
the farmers around here. Some OF
them will surely spare me a chicken"
But 1t Will be too much trouble"
Trouble? Don't you think I'll
willingly go to DIT trouble to save
your dear old life? Just lie quietly
till l come back You a groan all
doctor says that grooming is a great
heAp in curing any one"
Back to Aunt Taylor's the girl got
down the telephone book and called
up one farmer after another and in
CURED about the chicken market 1t
was not encouraging. Some had chick
ems and some hadn't, but those who
had answered that none was for sale.
The very last address proved hopeful.
The call was answered by a pleasant
voice saying:
Why, yes. We nav chickens here"
And will you sell one?"
II don't think We have over sold
chickens"
But this is a special case. A
chicken is wanted for an old lady who
is ILL.,"
Then hat alters the case, and
can promise you a fat pulIet."
How much is it?"
No charge"
But I'm willing to pay and want
to. If you can send it down to old
Mrs. Ryder's III give you 80 cents
for it. Have the man bring change
for a dollar"
LAS said before. we have M chick.
ems for sale. but"
And send him soon, please. Good.
by"
That message had gone to the
house of Mr.. Chester's mother, and he
it was who dad answered it. He be
lieved the voice to be tina of a girl
He hadn't hung up the receiver before
he believed her to be good looking
His mother hadn't come into the room
before he had made up his mind to be
the bearer of that chicken.
Il know there is an old woman
named Ryder living about two mile:
down the road" said the mother, "but
she can't have p telephone In her cot
tage- 1t might have come from thu
Tayior's. I'll have James kill {
chicken and take it down there"
But I'm going to take it myself,
said the young man
And why?"
Il want to see the girl who own.
that voice"
Nonsense! Mrs. Taylor is as ok
as l am. l don't know of a girl within
i've miles Of here"
Nevertheless, the young man insist
ed on going, and after the unhapp.
pullet had had her neck wrung b,
started of with the body danglin,
from his right hand. Before his two
mile walk had been accomplished
dusk fallen and the moon had com,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

up. Thus, as he approached the cot
tage he saw a figure Of a girl stand
ing in the highway. and heard a voice
calling:
IF you are the man with the chick
en- make haste, please. zee, 0 AVE
it, and I'm so glad and thankful. You
see, | want to get the soup made right
away. Did you bring change for a
dollar?"
'Well-er-n-o-o," was the reply.
Why, you are not a farmers hired
mani" exclaimed the girl as h
looked at the chicken carrier for the
first time.
NC. but l have brought the fowl
Let me carry it in for you. please.
It's bleeding yet. My name is Ches-
ter"
But really"
And do you know how to pick and
dress a chicken?"
My stars, but l never thought OF
that. and Mrs. Ryder's sound asleep!
| am Miss Frayne, Mrs. Taylor's
auntie."
Perhaps can help you" said the
young man, trying hard to look wise.
ITO get the feathers off easily you
have to scald the bird, | believe. Can
o get some hot waterT
I've got a big kettle on the stove.
and here's a %dtshpan. But you mustn't
help. You must take your pay and go.
That is-that-"
THAT is, I'm going to help with the
chicken. You might spoil it for soup,
you know. We lay it in the dish. Now
we pour on boiling water. Now we
turn it over. After five minutes the
feathers will be l~oosened."
But you are a gentleman-and you
are a young man-and o must live
in the city-and how do o know?
If | don't know how to dress a chick
en- why should you?"
And now we take it outdoors" con-
tinued the young man with a smile,
and don't you see how easily the
feathers come off? And while I'm
holding the body over the fame OF the
stove for a minute you will please get
me the butcher knife. The chicken
must be drawn and hen cut up"
BIS why do you help?" asked Miss
Mildred.
Because 1 feel sorry for Mrs. Ry-
OSIJ LIZ OSNouoO yOO III NAO"
to dress a chicken. Now the knife.
Now to put the pieces in cold water
and rinse them thoroughly. One piece
will do for all the sou shell want to-
night. Only about a quart of water.
Now put in the rice and pepper and
salt and boil for sc minutes, and there
you are. l must go now, but I'll drop
in in the morning to see how the pa
tient gets along"
But who-who asked you to?"
"Oh, l furnished the chicken, didn't
II" he answered with a laugh. Good
night"
Forty minutes later, when old Mrs.
Ryder was taking her chicken soup
and telling how good it was, b no
ticed a serious look on Miss Mildred's
face and asked what had happened.
Why, a young man brought this
chicken"
"Bless his kind hearth"
And he dressed it for you"
BLESS him some more!"
And he bossed me around terribly
H did, eh?"
And | know just 10 things are
going to turn out. He'll come here
again tomorrow. and then 1 shall have
to ask him to auntie's house, and
she'll like him, and he1l like me,
and H.. Well, it won't be two
months before he'll say he loves me
and must have me, and-and-"
And you'll be engaged and then
married and be one of the happiest
brides in the land. What a fine chick
en-! What beautiful soup! Why, that
young man is worth his weight in
gold!"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

more tiresome than being sick. She
was becoming very impatient about
staying indoors and eating soups.
When her aunt asked her how she
felt she replied hal she was much
worse; that the doctor had found
something else the matter with her.
Why, what is it?" asked her aunt.
"1 think the doctor said Gonzales
ence.'"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
PLENTY Of Stability.

A western mining prospector was
paying his first visit to New York.
what do you think of it?" asked
the proud Gothamite as he pointed
out the skyscrapers.
Wall" replied the miner, cit looks
like a permanent camp all right
Success Magazine.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
Scheme.

81 have gotten a great deal of pleas
ure from anticipating the trip"
More pleasure, possibly, than
you'll get from the trip itself"
That's what I think. So I've de-
cided to stay at home and save the
money"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

He during the spat)-WelI, If you
want to know 1t, I married you for
your money.
She-I wish I could tell as easily
what I married you for.-Boston
Transcript.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

Take every possible chance to be
kind. because, some day, there may
be no more chances.-Margaret De
land.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c q bottle.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
Belle of the Beach.

81 got my hand stung by a sea net.
tie" said the young girl
Terrible; too bad"
1T wasn't SO bad. Four young men
insisted on holding my hand all al
once"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25

He who fights and runs away
doesn't always have to buy a return
ticket.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1911-08-25
TO DRIVE UET MAhARTA

Take the Old Standard GEOvBs TAsTEL kSS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
less form The Quinine drives ont the malaria
and the iron builds up the. system Sold by all
dealers for 80 years Price 50 cents.