The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-26

hotel. Or in !, bank the next day or in in
a q. ~, month 9 the irrepressible drummer,
you amt rcndy TO talk business Vet
or Hello. old sport. You don't call
h tna5 IT, do YOU? pinchins up the
the fronts.) Why Green & rinkle woiild
die laughing if they could sec it. We'll.
i, am S "a at the Houlradez, You'll
an officer Of Your regiment yesterday.
HIS figure don't compare with yours.
~ ne has had the sahe 0 order from
Us. NOW /! tell You what III do (etc
ETC. ,s stc.l II viii NJ sou, like the paper
Gent uil you get It and try it ana like
else as long as you live II would is
TOO stupid for a bright man like YOU
Inv better %oI,r order right now, and save
know" Anti finding that he must
either buy. or die. being held IN Con.
stantiy all over the city. and really
form. The captain winds ZIP By buyins:,
and gets q third off for RECOMMENDING
his new tailor to his brother officers.
q Eut Wicn los srinsos" are mentioned
lined. Scientifically wadded H1 long.
S Sanrnna. ddo',uible,stitched treble dyed
less fitting uniforms of Green & Tin
kle. of Chicago" rolls his black ewes
1 II perfect frenzy and each has his
warranta bic. insolent. abominable crea-
ture that, sold 1t to him, Of what he
ala, OF what he said. OF what he is
f farm lncE : on monster! But the uni
~ gees. Sometimes they are badly
nneated by, some particularly enter.
p ,han ana md !, unscrupulous firm. and
!nen the air becomes lurId with Span-
ish oaths. The barbarian has n,,t
witted them.
Their efforts to place some Of our
airy Methodist minister and his good
VIE, Tor instance! married priest?
T. aye above! And of what religion
rel,,. 81 .neI l. There. is but one
Japanese or Cinnamon or Persian?
An Australasian converted by tho
M Mmheri ca ,:o;s And the young woman
guide. What! a young unmarried wo-
man decamp 10 strange country with
a man simply as tourist? Where are
IN Inc t parents Of tie scnorita? Has she
Yer! Where arc the law and the 20
lice II she Is only headstrong and
"wlifui: what country America must
an the saints We are AfcXicans! Then,
as only death over parts a NfeXica n
mother from any Of her children. above
a. me llttle ones. they are perfectly
IS doing" Mexico on a bicycle in
boomers, and has left five children un-
aer tM Sh ,sh at home on, The horrible
and vehicle Of men And she has been
gone eight months! Saints in heawen
and dear mother OF God! Eight months
away from Ter baby Of two! why, II
or Heaven and my Paquita have taken
and mothered the child myself while
her unnatural mother did this thing
anccs. she Will have! And If 1 were
her father confessor I would never
give her absol1T!tion-ne,yer! A baby
are strange people praise Heaven
| that am a Mexican"
Eyery nation and It's people are
n strahge TO every other one Autres
the contrast is sharp and extreme
! THE confcssors OF the Americans must
have big sleeves and pockets" they
communicated.,' they have e never we ye1
imagined a people that lave no con.
| fcssors and despise the Examinations o.
the church. They say, SEQ how these
never get off the pavement for any.
body. not even baby carriage, an olG
woman, an invalid or cripple! Tie
"a l,,tations in our ste r1 ahG m1t
| IL when a funeral passes! They gt
into our churches and laugh and tall
right IN front OF our affairs at mass. a:
| if It were a theatre! What heather:
| arc los gringos! May God and ST
francis, my patron, bo praised that
was born in NoXlco!" so you see, thu
Very low opinion thut VIC have beer
pleased to form Of tho Inhabitants O.
our naighboring repnhllc are returned
| by them, with interest. They well re
member, too, and they, dread tho claws
| or the American Eagle. so II has Sc
| riously agiLated thon, to hear hi:
scream on the other side OF the Rit
| t:randc, at their very door as It. were
Lyon are as rude as an Americana
Ills n Mexican nlatitudc, and all thcil
little people arc solcmnlN sslrnct
against ever becoming In tho least Xix,
| them while the world lasts. The In
dams say precisely he same thing o
us, much to oiir.amuscment and amaze
| mcnt And. indeed. unless we rcpen
and bring forth more Of the cssenc,
and fruits OF Christian courtesy, 20
| liteucss,- unscl1shhGcsa. /, CHARACTERIZATION