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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
Blow the Whistle and Go
Home Says the Alligator
Tim Turner Sage Peace Between Maps
By.T. TURNER.

see them stop to argue about it, do they
start fightin' again? Never, no. And they
never start again If they see the cop
comm down the stem. There's po-
liceman in this game somewhere, hence
the stop. and the peace.
Talk About Peace, Bah.
did George Washington, D. c., talk
about peace, or did Napoleon. or Coxey,
of Garibaldi. or Grant. or Jeffries. or
Lee, or Streeter, or Sarmiento. or So
bieski, or Sullivan, Hidalgo, Houston or
Jack johnson, or even Bill Bryan On
course they didn't And didn't they stick
and slug until they'd bounced the
bouncer or been bounced by the
bouncer? Yes, they did. Fight, bah!
If 1 wasn't sufferin' from the dandruff
I'd show 'em-"
Then He sleeps.
Don Porfirio Sapolio Crocodile paused
for the first time. Like many humans,
he answers his own questions 1 was
about to begin a defence of P. Diaz and
F. Madero. when a thunderlike snore IN
terrupted me, deep seated, a1ligatorlcal
snore which shook the steel structure
of the pagoda over the water hole.
His excellency slept, down deep IN
the realms OF Sunderland And his
cxceIlency still sleeps, dreaming OF
Florida everglades, far removed from
Mexico, land of tequila, turmoil and
triDe
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
PimpIes
Cannot Live
When The Blood Is Purified with
Stnart,s Calcium Waters.

Pimples. blotches, eruptions, etc, sim
ply disappear like magic when you sriur
off the supply Of impurities which cause
them
Stuart's Calcium Waters go into the
blood through the same channel as
food They stimulate and nourish It,
They destroy foreign and unnatural
purities very quickly.
In many cases pimples and eruptions
disappear from the skin in five days.
\ These little waters are so strong that
Immediately after they go into the
blood their beneficial effects make
theynselves known The blood is
cIeaksed rapidly and thoroughly. the
impure is separated from the pure
blood and the waste matter and pcis-
ons are carried from the system.
The person who suffers the humilia-
ton of pimples, blotches and eruptions
should know and feel that the blood is
in bad condition and delay is qu1ts
dangerous, and IS liable TO affect many
organs quite seriously.
Purify your blood and you give ma
tire the means to successfully fight all
manner Of disease Calcium Sulphide Is
one OF the ingredients from which
STARTS Calcium Waters are made. and
II is the strongest and most powerful
blood invigcrator known to science.
This wonderful purifier is endorsed by
the entire medical profession and Is
generally used in all doctors prescrip-
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Stuart's Calcium Waters peculiarly
preserve the strength of Calcium Sui
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giving the most rapid cures owing to
the purity Of the ingredients and their
freedom from decay. evaporation and
chemical weakness caused by many lat
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and address and we will send you a
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Mich.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
COPPER TAILINGS
INJURE THE LANDS
New Wheat Warehouse at
Stafford Is Nearly
COMPLETED.

Stafford, Ariz, April 27-Dick Layton
went to Clifton yesterday to attend to
duties as water supervisor for the copper
companies, who have allowed tailings to
come down the river and spoil some of
the farming ground here.
The addition of the new warehouse TO
the mill of the Valley Milling company,
is about completed and everything is
nearly ready TO handle all the grain
brought in, when the haryesters start to
work in June Manager Shaeffer says
the farmers will produce wheat which
will make good hard flour, if they
will only refrain from irrigating after it
has headed out, or five or six weeks be-
fore harvesting. 1t seems reasonable, as
the flour at present Is not as good as
that shipped in from other localities in
the north.
Sam Paxton has bought the W. R.
Rhoades's house in Layton and moved
into il this week
J. L. EIsey and Miss Vivian Elsey,
relatives of Mrs Jno. MeCollum, left
Bardwell, Ky, after spending several
months here visiting. They consider the
valley equal to any spot old Kentucky
possesses and expect to return here
permanently.
Miss Willie Broshears came in on last
nights passenger train from Silver City.
\. NJ. where she has been attending the
convent. She was telegTaphed for on
account of the serious illness of her
mother, Mrs. Lee Br0shears.
Miss Jennie Freestone left for Los
Angeles, Calf, where she viii spend
the summer visiting relatives
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
CUTTING MUCH ALFALFA IN
SOLONONVILLE VICINITY.

Solomonville, Ariz., April 27-The
road TO the station IS filled with teams
hauling the new cutting of hay to the
station TO be CARED and Clipped at
once. This first crop of alfalfa is un-
usually fine The market opened at
IS per ton
Miss Maud SILVER became the wife
OF James Policy at Stafford On Monday
evening. She IS the oldrr daughter
Of Mrs. Ben r. Clark of SolomonyfIle
and a graduate of the Territorial Nor
NAL school at Tempe. and has taught
in the city schools this FAST year Mr.
Policy is at present water master for
the San Jose Canal company. The
young people were accompanied to SAT-
ford by their near relatives and
closiest friends.
Ben Olney is moving his family and
household goods to his new ranch, late
" purchased just east of town, 30
acres Of the Geo. Evans. place
Robert Ryan went TO Globe. Ariz.,
to consult DR.. Holt about his arm that
, was broken about 10 days ago by the
kick Of a horse.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
PACKER AND BANKER
ORDERED ARRESTED
Lorimer Bribery Investiga-
ton Results in Another
Sensation

Springfield, H., April 27.-Edward
Tilden, Chicago packer, and William C.
Cummings. and George NJ Benedict,
president and cashier of the Droyers
Trust and Savings bank of Chicago have
been ordered arrested on a contempt
charge by the Illinois senate The vote
was 40 10 Z.
This action was taken on recommends
ton of the senate bribery investigation
committee, after Tilden, Cummings and
Benedict, through their lawyers. had re-
fused to produce Tilden's personal bank
accounts for May, June. July and
August, 1909.
The committee believes these bank
accounts will show evidence of the use
of money in the election of William
Lorimer to the United States senate
TGlden had submitted an affidavit before
the committee saving these accounts
show nothing directly Or indirectly bear
ing upon the election of Lorimer.
He also had Offered, in letter TO the
committee to allow one member OF the
committee TO examine these bank &C
counts. Tilden made the express stipu-
latfon that he should be allowed to
designate the member of the committee +,
The committee took the position, in
which it was sustained by the senate
that it refused to allow Tilden TO dictate
the conditions upon which the bank
accounts should be investigated.
The committee also insisted that the
subpoena served upon TdldeR asking for
the banking records, was sufficiently
specific and was not a so-called drag
net" subpoena as was contended by his
counsel
Lieut. governor Oglesby this morn
ing signed warrants for the arrest OF
Edward Tuden, w. c.. Cummings and
George N. Benedict
Sergeant at arms Hatfield at once
left for Chicago to serve the warrants.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27

Is there anything IN all this world
that is of more Importance to you
than good digestion? Food must be
eaten to sustain life and must be d.
gested and converted into blood. When
the digestion fails the whole body suf-
fers- Chamberlain's Tablets are a ra-
tional and reliablel cure for indiges-
ton. They increase the flow of bile
purify the blood. strengthen the ston-
ach, and tone up the whole digestive
apparatus ito a natural and healthy
action. For sale by al dealers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
CANANEANS RETURN FROM
MEETING OF DAD FELLOWS

Cananea, Son, Mex. April 27.-Mrs
G. J. Bible, Mrs. Hortense Fisher and
Cleve Fisher have returned from Globe
where they attended the conventions of
the Odd Fellows and Rebekahs Mrs
Fisher was selected as conductor of the
Re5ekah assembly, being the only Mexico
member hoHored with an office.
NJ H. Jones, formerly immigration in
spector at Naco. Ariz was in Ca.nanea on
his way to Nogales Mr. Jones has been
transferred from Naco to Big Springs,
Texas.
Mr.. and Mrs Joseph Howard have gone
to Cleveland, Tenn. to take the body
of their little daughter, Joella, who died
here on Monday evening.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
APPOINTMENT OF
GAMBLE AFFIRMED

The appointment of H. R. Gamble, a
young Ell Paso attorney. as referee in
Bankruptcy to succeed Charles R.
Loomis, was approved by Judge Maxey
of the federal court. Wednesday Mr.
CANDLES appointment came on the rec
ommendation OF a committee of three
FL Paso lawyers. R. c. Walshe, R. F.
Burgess and V. NJ. Brown. who were
appointed by the federal court to select
a successor 10 Mr.. LOOMS Mr.. LOOMS
will remain as referee until all the
business which is now before him has
been disposed Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
JURY'S AWARD rs
REDUCED BY JUDGE
Jones Sues for $4,000; Jury
Says SO, 900; Gets
$4,000.

A verdict for $4,000 against the Ell
Paso & Southwestern railroad in favor
of S. D. Jones. who lost his hand from
injuries while in the employ of the COM
pany, was returned by the jury in the
federal court Wednesday afternoon The
defendant company gave notice Of ap-
peal, but judge Maxey reduced the
amount of damages to $4,000 and would
not sustain the motion Of the railroad
company. Jones had sued for $500
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
TWO ARMY OFFICERS,
PROMOTED BY PRESIDENT

Washington. D. c.. April 27.-Army
nominations sent to the senate today
were those of major George H Morgan,
third cavalry 10 be lieutenant colonel
and second lieutenant Fred B. Terrell.
Nineteenth infantry. to be first lieu
tenant
Mai. Morgan is stationed on the
Texas border east OF FL Paso- Lieut.
Terrell was formerly stationed at Fort
Bliss and is the son Of Henry Terrell.
former q. s. district attorney for west
ern Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
ADJUSTMENTS
AIRDonIE OPENING.

Beginning next Monday night. May
L. with an entire new cast and chorus
the Airdome will be formally opened
for the summer season
The management has just returned
from tour of the largest cities Of the
east, securing this company
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27

b ~ 4 Hal = ali InlS l. near ABOUT
%A{ a revolution" asked senior
Don Porfirio Sapolio Croco-
dilo. as he awoke this ,morning after
his customary all winters slumber TIL,
San Jacinto plaza alligator put this
question, and then, without awaiting an
Lanswer. tumbled off into the oblivion
of strong sleep. Returning a few hours
later 1 found my ''scaley' friend read
ing on old copy of The Herald, and other
copies lay near him.
.sWho says it was a WARP" exploded
my friend of the water hole. But he
waited for no answer. 1T was a bum
limitation. that's ALL" quoth he of the
long pointed nose. Then he yawned,
did Don Porfirio Sapolio, opened widely,
disOiaving ivory tusks and a crimson
tongue. But with a jerk, the long vic
torious sleep was controlled, the taper
ing tail cracked against the stone side
of the tank, and the huge. hollow jaws
snapped into place. Pencil and paper
were ready just in time, for Don Pcrfirfo
had begun.
Pass me a brick, Mike, and you,
Clarence, tell me again that it was a
bloody war. Oh, see, you mean
.bloomin' war;, well that's better. When
guy sticks you up on Saturday night,
and gets away with it, you hope he
plays keno with your weeks salary, or
weak salary Well it's the same with
this no buen revolush. Don Francisco,
the dear little thing, has been playin'
keno with fathers money. And what
happens when you play keno? Oh.
Sarah. cover your face and answer that.
You lose, you say. Righto. and step
to the head OF the class.
All Is Not Lost, Not Quite.
But friend of mine, you don't lose
all if you quit in time. And maybe little
FRANKIE with his Jay Goulds' on that
cute little chin is goin' to resign his
seat and throw his card back in the box.
All is not yet lost, John Harrington. I
still have my honor, and muh good
name 'Iis true that father threw me
out because 1 would run around with
the buffers son, but all is not yet losI
still own my touring car, curse you.
John Harrington, and still am mem
Der of the Parlor Socialists club. So
therel But really like this fellow Ma
dero He's such cute little cuss. and
so awful sassy, regular little cut up
yes. there's something wrong with
my flamesake too. Don Porfirio. the
First, has got nerve, also gall, but he's
forgotten how, that's all. It's been so
long since he did it himself He's
hot sketch, but he needs renovating.
But if my Dutch Uncle is little short
on his reach, and a bit weak with his
iron mitt, his chief cooks and bottle
washers are there with the ultra refined
CON game. Those wise heads led by
Joe Ivy Lemonsour have shown B. Tan
a thing or two, or I'm no Judge of con-
fidence raffles. And now they've done
it to poor little frankie, the same who
is leadin' the poor able bodied loafers
of the nation.
Blow the whistle.
Now, they've got frankie talkin'
peace, and when that happens the match
is all off There may be little more
face maxim, and somebody may be
caught up a dark alley. or they may
throw policeman or two down coal
hole. But when a fighter starts talkin'
peace, they may as well blow the
whistle on6 hurry homo When Won see
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
Euronean Summer Tour.

Delightful itinerary visiting Scot
land. England. France. Switzerland, Ger
many, Austria Italy. Small party Of
Texas people; references given and re-
quired- Can arrange for part Of tour
Send for booklet. Miss Ona Brown. 42O5
Swiss Ave, Dallas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
HELD ON EMBEzzLEMENT CHARGE

D. G.. Heineman was arrested We'd
resdav afternoon on an indictment
charging him with embezzling 5000, re-
turned by the grand jury Tuesday. He
Immediately furnished bond and Sc
cured his release
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27

referred to the street and grade COM
mittee, while the petition Of the A D.
Foster company for permission to In
stall clock in front Of its store in
The Herald building was referred to
the fire and water comnittee-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
jury COMMISSIONERS.

Jack Dawson. J. 4 Ct'~--~ -
George Brady have been appointed jury
commissioners for the May term y 80
34th district court.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
THE WEATHER.
Forecast.

Forecast.
Thursday, April q, 1911.
FL Paso and vicinity: Fair tonight
New Mexico: Generally cloudy. with
showers tonight or Friday: cooler Friday
and northwest portion tonight.
West Texas: Generally fair tonight
and FRIDAY
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27

Mutt and Jeff are with US. Another
appearance today on Classified page.
Every day In The Herald hereafter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27

If you have sore feet. tired Feet.
sweaty feet. lame feet. tender feet.
smelly feet, eOrns. callOuses or buniOns,
read what happened to Mrs Crockett.
OF Jeffersonville. TIZ DID 1T. Mr.
Crockett says: after the second treat
ment she walked downstairs enc foot
at time. She had not been able to
walk downstairs before in past five
years, except by stepping down On each
step with one foot at n time. This Is
remarkable. Send five more boxes"
No matter what ais your feet or
what under heaven you have used with
! out getting relief, just use 7 Z It's
different II acts right off. 1t cures
sore feet to stay cured. It's the only
foot remedy ever made which acts on
the principle OF drawing out all the
poisonous exudations which cause sore
feet. Powders and other remedies
merely clog up the pores TIz cleans
them out and keeps them clean You
will feel better the first time it's used.
Use il week and you can forget you
ever had sore feet There is nothing on
earth that can compare with it. TIZ
is for sale at all druggists, Csc per box
or direct. if you wish. from Walter Lu
Their Dodge & Co.. Chicago III.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27
Blow the whistle.

Now, they've got frankie talkin'
peace. and when that happens the match
is all off. There may be little more
face maxim, and somebody may be
caught up a dark alley. or they may
throw q policeman or two down a coal
hole. But when a fighter starts talkin'
peace, they may as well blow the
whistle. and hurry home. When you see
two boo5s scrappin' in the street, and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-04-27

Local Office 0. S. Weather Bureau.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-07-28
LUMBERMEN TO
TAKE A CRUISE
Large Steamer Has Been Chartered
For a Trip to Lake Huron and
Georgian Bay In September.

A large party of Mississippi lumber
men, including several from this i'm
mediate vicinity, will take in the Hoo
Hoo Cruise" of Lake Huron and Geor
gian Bay to occur in September. The
trip, for which the City of Cleveland"
of the d. & G.. Navigation company
has been chartered, will occupy five
days, and will include stops of a day
each at Mackinac Island and the fam
Gus government locks at Sault Ste.
Marie Brief stops will be made also
at one or two points on the northern
shore of Georgian Bay.
| The "City of Cleveland" sails from
Detroit on this trip at noon Saturday,
| September 9, returning to Detroit
Thursday forenoon September ID. The
trip Is in connection with the Twen-
tieth annual meeting of the Lumber
mems fraternal and charitable or
ganization known as the Concatepated
Order of Hoo-Hoo. Any lumberman,
however, or his friends, whether mem
bers of the order or not, are cordially
| invited to take part in the cruise
| Very low summer tourist railroad
rates for the trip to Detroit and re-
turn will apply from all coupon-ticket
stations throughout the South.
Fare for the five days cruise on the
boat is fiat rate of $3.50 per adult
passenger, half rate for children TN
der tweive. This includes all meals
and a separate stateroom for eacl
passenger If desired. The "City o
Cleveland" is licensed to carry l,50'
passengers, but for this special part!
it is intended to have only enough t.
comfortable fill the 500 double-bertl
staterooms with which the boat i
supplied.
The trip promises to be notabl
enjoyable one. particularly for South
ern people not familiar with the scent
beauties and the wonderful industria
development of this far northern lax
region.
State officials of the order of Hoo
Hoo from whom full infrmaton ca
be had and through whom reservation
can be made are: T. L. O'Donnel
Hattiesburg, Miss, A. F. Wortmar
Jackson. Miss; T. J. Chidlow, Bo
, ! AIS, Meridian, Miss. Reservation ca
be made also direct through J. T
Baird, Supreme Scrivenoter, Nasl
vile, Tenn.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-07-28
Two ORATOR|CAL TREATS
GIVEN At Court HOUSE

for any office, but unlike Mr.. Travis
he once had the habit" Eight years
ago, he said, the people administered
to him an antedote that had complete.
ly and permanently cured him. How
ever, he had no apologies to offer for
appearing on the stump and came in
the interest Of the people of Mississip-
pi, in whom he had an abiding faith to
in times like this decide questions
right. 1t was not his intention to un-
duly criticise any candidate, but to
discuss intelligently the issues of the
campaign it would be necessary to re-
fer to certain candidates and their rec
ords.
The speaker then discussed at
length the much heard of secret eau.
GUS" and went fully into all details
leading up to the convocation of that
body and explained fully the method
Of balloting. He ridiculed the idea
that single vote was unduly influenc.
ed every man knew how the othel
members voted, and no secret
Continued on Page Eighty
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-07-28
Gomez Orders Castro
Taken Dead Or Aliue

Gomez's administration has been a
cruel one, Mr.. Port reported. He
told of the president of the telephone
company of Puerto Cabello being
thrown into prison and manacles weld
ed on him with redhot rivets, merely
because he was suspected of political
partisanship.
President Gomez" Mr.. Port said
"is committing all manner of outrages
on citizens, TO hold his own against
the rising of revolution. All manner
of barbarities are reported as being
practiced on prisoners arrested for
purely political reasons. Hundreds4oi
men and women are being thrown into
iails. Irons are fastened to their feet
and hands with redhot bolts that burr
and scar the flesh, and their jailors dc
nothing to alleviate the sufferlHe
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-07-28

New York. July 2S.-President Go
mez of Venezuela has issued tacit or
ders of such of his army as remains
loyal, to take former President Castro
dead or alive, preferably dead, accord
ing to reports which reached here by
the Red d steamer Philadelphia.
Castro is supposed to he hiding in
the bush behind Monte Billo Ten
DAYS ago President Gomez dispatched
5c0 troops to attack the rendezvous of
me returned exile.
Venezuela is in a condition of poll
teal chaos. according to Third Officer
Port OF the Philadelphia. The Vene
zut lans are neglecting business while
trying to figure out whether Castro is
TO the next dictator. The natives wan
to be on the winning side, as the con
sequences of supporting a lost cause
are exceedingly painful in a Souti
American republic. ganMz
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-07-28
Number OF Qualified
Voters In County 1878

Tic election commissioners OF
Forrest county completed their task
of revising the poll books of the coun-
\ Thursday afternoon, and the books
now show $50 qualified voters in the
county. The list is larger than ex-
pected, number of voters having
qualified during the past year.
The books were revised by r. l..
Bennett. ]. E. Davis and DR. J. X.
jackson, all of whom have an extend
ed acquaintance over the county, and
their work was thorough in every re-
snect. In some cases 1t was impossi-
hle to determine the qualifications OF
voters. and when such was true. the
voter was given the benefit of the
doubt.
A heavy vote is expected in Forrest
county next Tuesday and IT Is esti-
mated that at least 1900 of the ESQ
qualified voters will vote.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-07-28
Forecasts ON
The ELECTION
viii Be Issued BY Senatorial Candi-
dates saturday-Second Pri-
mary Expected.

Jackson, Miss, July 2S.-Final fore
casts of the result of next Tuesday S
primary election will be issued from
the headquarters of the three Senator
ial candidates in this city Saturday
afternoon.
1t is not expected that the figures
will vary to any extent from the esti-
mates issued one week ago, and the
prophecies, as is usually the case, will
be chiefly for the purpose of reviving
confidence among the three contend
ing factions.
To give anything resembling an alb.
solutely accurate prediction as to the
number of votes that will be cast is
impossible. For some time past II
has been generally believed that there
would be a very heavy decrease ir
the qualified vote, as compared witt
four years ago but late returns from
the sittings of the county boards o
election commissioners do not justif,
thio SohNiuoiOh. - VI COuAi
ties have reported a heavy increase
in the qualified vote, and the tota
number of ballots cast, it is believed
will be fully 10000 and may go il
excess of that number, despite tn
large number Of persons VIII
have been parked disqualified by tn
! r.
various causes.
Hon. G. H. Alexander Is waging hi
campaign in Copiah county today. an
, Senator Percy is at Meridian. F.
, Gov. vardaman spoke today at Wate
Valley. Each of the candidates
booked for two addresses on Satu
-, day, and they will come to Jackson o
Sunday for a well-earned day of res