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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

be retained so thatthe district may re-
ceive the benefit of his judicial wisdom
and experience. Public confidence and
good work has developed him into
wise, just and kindly judge, and his
judicial value is at this time a public
asset.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Ionia Co. divorce statistics show that
the year has been an off one for the
separator" There were fifteen less
cases started in 1910 than the preceding
year: a falling of about 10 per cent.
During the year 81 couples asked to be
leased from the yoke. In 1909 ninety
seven found the trials of welded life
too trying.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26
Discovered Bio Lake.

Winnipeg, Misunderstanding to a
dispatch received here from William
F. Drulard Of Windsor, Ont, now in
Edmonton, Alberta. lake, supposed
to be as large al Lake Superior. has
been discovered In the Canadian
northwest. Indians arriving from the
far north brought the story to Edmon.
ton that government surveyors made
the discovery.
Kills Bear at First shot.
Pendleton, Ore.-Unusual marks
manship was displayed when Miss
Grace Bean. q recent high school grad
uate and daughter Of Judge and Mrs.
III. j. Bean of Pendleton, shot and
killed black bear with a 81 caliber
rife.
In company with her mother, Miss
Bean was riding through the Blue
mountains In an automobile. They
found an unarmed man who had freed
a bear and having tried In vain to
lasso 1t was awaiting developments.
Miss Bean stepped from the auto
mobile and, taking careful aim.
brought down the bear with q shot
through the head
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26
Banks on Sure Thing Now

"I'll never be without DIR. Kings
New Life Pills again, writes A. Schin-
geek, 647 Elm ST., Buffalo, n. Y.
"They cured me of chronic constipa-
ton when all others failed" Unequaled
for biliousness, jaundice, indigestion,
headache, chills, malaria and debility
25c at Councils drug store.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26
"o~%o For Sale and
wv dulS Business Chances

Notwithstanding, Mrs. Woodin
226 Lewis street. Toques crocheted for
90 cents. 33-w2
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Lost-Sunday evening, between
James street and the Belrockton, q
ladies gold watch, Elgin movement,
with name "Delano" engraved on i'm
side of case and initials ar. D." on
outside case. Reward for return to this
office.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Algy-What weason have fob
thinking Miss De Wealth loves you,
deah boy?
Freddy-Why, she called me a
puppy the othah day, doncherknow,
and she's beastly fond of dawgs.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

For Sale or Exchange-8Oa acres of land
hat corners the city limits of Belding,
good new 8 room house 80X4O feet,
barn, sheds, large hen house, woodshed
and all kinds of fruit Call on or adj
dress ia E. Liberty street, Belding,
Mich.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Lost-A yellow bull dog about 6
months old with black face and with
out a tail. 33-w2
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Wanted-Work by the day or hour.
Call at 1S2 Ellis Ave, or phone 1897,
NJ. +. Treat. 33-w1
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Wanted-Eggs from thoroughbred
poultry, correspond with the Silk City
hatchery, +. M. Parney. 33tf
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

To Rent-Six room house, with or
without barn, on East Division street.
Apply, w. ID. Ballou, corner Division
and Bridge streets. 33tf
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

For sale-Light Brahma and Rhode
Island Red cockerels. Inquire Of VIM
Wilson at Wilson q skellenger's. s4tf
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26
BELDINC BANNER
ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR
Published every Thursday at Belding,
(Ionia County, Mich, by
THE BANNER PUBLISHING
e. q. LAPHAM. EoiroR

Advertising Rates upon application. Bills
collected monthly. Cards of Thanks, 26c to
Soc Resolutions from soc up.
Entered at The Postofice, Belding, Michigan
for transmission through the Malls as Sec
ond class Matter
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Lost-s40 Tuesday evening between
Crawford's lunch room and Odd Fell
low hall. A liberal reward to finder.
Return to Banner Office and get reward
"a
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Wanted To Purchase-A seven or
eight room house. Give location, price
and terms. Address, 622 Alderman st.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

House To Rent-At No. 22l East
Congress street. Frank A. Howe, Rt
III. 34-tf
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Wanted at Once-W oman to help i'm
kitchen as second cook. Apply at Ho.
tel Bedding. 28tf
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

For Sale bay horse, years old
weight HOO ponnds. Herbert Regain
Belding, at the barber shop. 34-1w.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1911-01-26

Wanted at Once-At Hotel Beldirg
lady To wash white dishes.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
FOR RENT-HOUSES.

There's a most efficient and
inexpensive way of getting
in touch with new arrivals
advertise in the Want Col
umns. Most people who are
new in the city look first to
the Wants in the selection of
a place to live and the equip
ping of a home.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
A Penny a Word q Day
Publishes Your Ad in Both Papers.
WANTS

ADVERTISING RATES.
Advertisements in the Classified Col
umns will be inserted for q penny q
word q day. The one charge entities
you to publication in both The Even
Ing Times and The Morning Herald.
Advertisements In these columns
having letters or numbers must be
To insure publication Of advertise
ments the following day, copy must be
In our hands before $3.50 p. M. All
Ads appear first In The Morning
Herald.
TELEPHONES.
500 Both Phones-Business Office.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
FOR RENT-A cosy front. room. with
Wallace Huff, sos North Fourth.

TO RENT-Rooms for light housekeep-
If: Meaef 81 sxssRt Ei sfess' S0|A'
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
FOR SALE-Live Stock.

STOCK AND MACHINERY FOR
SALE-One span mules. choice hogs.
poultry. millet hay. timothy hay.
binder. corn harvester. disc pillow. har-
row. mower, sulky rake. gang pillow,
c%ultivator, walking pillow. wagons.
etc. mostly good as new. Apply
Winshtp Farm. three miles south Of
Grand Forks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

Have you ever gone
home at night and
thought, "This has been
a splendid day for me-"
and then tried to analyzc
the reason?
If you have, it's ten to
one you discovered you
had done some one a
good turn. Said a pleas
ant word to him or given
him some sort of a boost.
Or it might have been
that you had accom-
plished something really
worth while for yourself.
You felt that you had
made some progress in
life. Some real advance
nlent.
You'll have that feel
ing often if you make
reading the Want COL
umns a business, for
they are the daily mile
stones in the great road
to success. Some one
needs your services if
they're valuable.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

For RENT-A warm three room house:
city water. brick cellar. hardwood
floor: $40 per month. G. j. Babler,
715 North Third street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

FOR RENT-Large furnished room in
all modern house. Hot water heat.
GOA Cottonwood. Phone 457M. Tri-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

FOR RENT-MISC.
FOR REMIT have for rent furnished
Lexington hotel at Minot, N. D., to a
party who will open up and run q
first class cafe. A long lease. may be
had II desired. Here is q good oppor-
tunity for a good responsible party.
No. trifler need answer. Call or
write Olof A. Olson. Minot, N. D.
FOR RBNT-Modern office rooms.
Steam heat. Electric light and ele.
vator service. Northern State Bank.
ron RHNT-Offices In Clifford build
ing. Geo. b. Clifford 4 &C.. Room 8.
Clifford Building.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

FOR RENT-Rooms by the day. week
Or month. Steam heat. All modern.
European Hotel, DeMers avenue.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

WANTED-A position as ~housekeeper
by American lady. Good references
furnished. Address Box 347. Calvin,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
SHOE REPAIRING.

HALF sOLEs sewed on in Is minutes.
Goodyear machinery. Shoe Hospital.
318 DeMerS.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

WANTED-Place by young lady to
work for room and board while at
tending school. Aaker's Business Col
lego. Phones 4OSL.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

FOR RENT-Two rooms and kitchen
cite, or four rooms. all furnished for
light housekeeping: modern. s. G.
! Martin, 720 Walnut.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
FOR RENT-ROoMs.

FOR RENT-suiteble rosms other thar
place an ad in The Times-H Herald ctas.
sified columns. The o s 10 l cent per
wodr each insertion, and will pay
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
WANTED-TO RENT.

WANT TO REyT-l6o or 200 acre
farm for three or five years. Will
furnish horses and machinery. ADJ
dress S43 Times-Herald.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
CLEANERS-DYERS


DRESSMAKING.
SEWING MACHINE AND ORGAN re-
pairing done by an expert repair
man. Work guaranteed. Call or
and Music Store. =. Norelius.
EVENING GOWNS, street dresses, tai
iosans' Mrs. Mas sfinson;. T T1%M'n aEndi R 1,ma.
LADIES, TAILORING a speciality. Call
1914 n. W., or 319 Kittson avenue.
A GIRL will go out sewing at $1.25 per
day. Address S38 Times-Herald.
DRESS MAKING and plain sewing done
by the piece. 1879. N. w.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

WANTED To BUY-A clean stock OF
/ once. Address S4S Times-Herald.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
BUY.

Clean white oats. Highest price paid.
Wm. Jarvis Feed Store. East Grand
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

FOR SALE-At a bargain, $40 acre
farm. one mile south Of Grand Forks
Junction. Must be sold. Send your
bids to Mitchell Bros. Monticello, Ill.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

NELSON'S HACKS. baggage and
drays get you and your goods there
on time. Both phones 602.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
TAILORS.

|PAULSEN BROS. ought to make your
clothes. They make them right. 115
South Third street.
ROLF DROS.-Tailors to men Of taste.
We invite comparisons. Empire Block.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

WANT TO RENT a piano for the win
ter months. Good care. Warm
house. Either phone $40.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

BE A TRAINED NURSE-Earn SIS to
335 weekly. We train you at home
in g short time. Free catalogue.
chester, N. Y. i
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

SEND US your cleaning and dyeing
work. Liberal commissions. Grand
Forks Steam Laundry Co.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
SITUATIONS WANTED.

.WANTED-Light work. clerking or
housekeeping while attending school
of dressmaking two hours a day. Ad-
dress 242 Times-Herald.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
% SALE-Farrn Lands

FOR sALE-One half section Of land
near Virden. Manitoba. Will take
sile as sef para p pa2a 9r a balance aHM au SanS-
able paper. No. 844 Times-Hcrald.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

WANTED AT ONCE-A lady cook in a
restaurant: wages $35 per month.
Write or telephone to S. Gudmund-
son, StarkWeather, NJ. D..
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28

FOR sALE-High grade plano. slightly
used. Reason for selling. leaving
on time very cheap. Call or write
2l5 North Seventh street, City.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
FOR RENT-Five large rooms. Modern
house. Close in. Gentlemen or work
ing girls. Phone 157 N. w:

FOR RENT-Large front room in all
modern house on street car line. An.
ply COZ Walnut street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-11-28
HELP WANTED-Female

WANTED-We guarantee to
teach you to cut and fit all kinds of
ladies' garments. Write for terms.
Mcdowell School Of Dress Cutting
n Dress Making. Flat 4, Platky
Block, Grand FOrks,sN D.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-12-14
NORTHFIEID.

The 91st birthday OF Mrs Sophia X.
Richmond was quietly ohaorvcd Tues
day at the homo OF her son. g. :. Rich
mond. by gathering of near rrl7tiv.a.
II ohm \. Cross, of Cross BIothora, is
soon 10 leave on 81 southern busino "a
trip. and win 10 accompanied by his
wifo.-Nirs. Mary Simon3a. wife OF
Rufus Simonds Of SoutA NorthGcll,
d'"d az her homo in that village Fri
day forenoon, tho funeral being held
'on Sunday After sufficiently reroy-
er!ng from his recent severe llnoss 50
that he nod resumed hts editorial
work, Erred \. Whitney has again be-
come H. and Is confined to HIS bed
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Prot; of Mont
pelier were IN town TuaaIay.-rhe
Penaggi company expect to complete
settlements WIN the insurance COM
panies this week, and this accomplish.
cd they ar' planirg to resume at
one" business fox the winter In one OF
the EMS company sheds.---A, the re-
cent annual meeting of Post Bo,nton,
No. "a, &. A. r. e. w. Hulshu.y was
elected commander
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-12-14
WHY BUTTER is HIGH.
II May lie That the Farmers wife v"
Longer Churns.

Cs'rom the Philadelphia Prcssl
Creamery butter is selling at forty-fiNe
cents pound in Kansas city. Missouri,
and one (dispuhed) reason for tho ad-
vance of ten cents over the price of last
year is that it has been usual for the
market, at this season, TO be flooded with
country butter sold by farmers wives for
their christmas money" This y,at it
would appear that money must proceed
from another source, grown tired of but
tering other peoples bread the farmers
wife spurns the churn and proposes to
butter her own.
The world viii wish her godspeed she
n'euS ana deserves rest since long ago.
l'"r mat" - hard working man, TO be
sure IN the pioneer days they tuied As
'''Ih "lth almost equal industry-if We
elta'" from her score the not incunsider-
ahIe item of child-hearing. But the lau-e
Oh "A generation has conferred upon the
FARMER many bor-savlng boons; he has
tossed aside his fail, his cradle. his old
spoon pillow. How about his wife? 1t
IL probable that her dashboard has been
superseded by u washing achin.. and.
IN the case of dairy farm, the milk
may 80 to 4 creamery. But not always:
u ho' churn she and the children may
nave II separator to work
The reaper and thresher, IN. riding
pillow or drill; the manure spreader and
potato dlSgcr-a dozen and one ingenious
implements combine In these davs ,o
tighten the labor OF the agriculturist NOT
50 many years ago an expert plowman
would regard IA couple of acres as fen
ploWing FOR day. Last month. ON the
college farm of Purdue University. Ind,-
ana large gang-plow with oil tractors
pioW"d fourteen acres in a single hour
The width of the cut was nearly fiftv-
eight feet and the fuel cost was SO cents
an acre, There is no doubt about II. the
son of the soil is the beneficiary of in
ventive science; life grows easier for
him day by daN.
So should it he with his hepmate Her
monotonous life should he quickened. her
Iaporious duties diminished, in every pos
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-12-14
UNCLE SAM DONS
SANTA CLAUS GARB
Has Already Agreed to Garry
S4,25o,o0o through Mails for
Gifts in Europe,

New York. Dec 13.-Cncle Sam has
annual role of gift bearer to his
European friends and relatives He has
already accepted to carry through his
mails s4,2J0.j"o destined for the Christmas
stockings of 25S931 persons who live on
the other side Of the Atlantic and this
amount promises to be doubled before tho
last big liner to reach the other shore on
time sails from this port Saturday.
The purchase of foreign money orders
bids fair to break all former records by
many thousands Of dollars Every coun-
Try Of Europe has been thought Of, and
the smallest prncipallties Ike the Duchy
of Luxembourg will find some of its
citizens gaddened by gifts from their
relatives LIVING under Uncle Sans flag
First on the list as 10 number of re-
cpients and the amount of money stands
Great Britain. with si75,20S to he distrib.
uted among i1.41O persons and Ireland wifi
get big slice of this wealth. Next comes
Italy, where 1l.3lS persons will he over.
joyed by the gifts totaning 96.7s7 that
have been sent this month by the thrifty
sons OF the sunny land to their relative.
across the water
Sweden with its small population, will
be showered by gifts of money: 13.2If
money orders, calling for the payment OF
1892 10 have been sent thus far. And
so on down the linz; every country.
every nation even the most remote and
unknown spot in Europe. will reflect toy
from gifts earned through the oppor.
tunities offered by Uncle Sam and car.
ried by him 10 the very hands Of IN,
recipients
Pleasant as Uncle Sans role must ha
the season brings lots OF trouble and WORK
and worry to those active messengers y,
his, the men employed in the postal serv.
ice. The flood of foreign money order,
and packages bearing Christmas gifts Ia,
set in. and the sailing days of the foreign
steamships have become very taxing IA
the postal clerks, And this Is only ths
beginning of the rush for the rea bushes,
will come in when the streams of do.
nestle Christmas mail will begin to flow,
Despite repeated announcements madl
by Postmaster Morgan that matter u bs
delivered before Christmas day should he
mailed early. thousands of people DELAY
their purchases until the last week. and
the last few days
Postmaster Morgan said yesterday
that the reluctance to sending packages
ahead Of time because they might bt
opened before Christmas was really un-
founded. as Congress has permitted thu
marking Of such mail with words 10 the
effect: please do not open until Christi
mas Yet, he added, the desire to mako
the gifts "A surprise kept many from send.
ing them until 1t taxed the postal service
TO Its utmost capacity 10 handle and dis
tribute the tremendous bulk Of mail that
poured In during tho last few days before
Christmas
Reginnne December 10 Postmast Nor
gan expects busy days for his whole force
He expressed the hope that many O. the
senders will stll accept his advice and
mail their gifts early, t.us lessening the
great task that con'ronts his men.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-12-14

Miles % years ago In Calais ana she with
- daughter, Vera. and his father. John
Wright, survive him. lie had been en-
ployed in the Kent meat market here Il
wears.
The funeral Of Miss Lucille jerome took
place at nine o'clock Tuesday morning
at st. AuLustlue's Church with burial in
the Catholic cemetery Miss Jerome. vino
died sunday following a long illness with
tuberculosis. was the daughter Of NJ.
and Mrs Joseph W. Jerome and was
born in this city November Il. i,s5
Joseph Parent has been released in $500
bail ~ charge of furnishing liquor to
Timothy Connors, u jail prisoner.
+. y. Standish has decided his house and
property on st Paul street to c. f.
Lackcy, who in turn has decided the pron-
erty to Otis, Philora l.. and Charmccy O.
Alden. The consideration is given us
s. ESQ
The accounts for the September term Of
Washington county court have been set
tied by state Auditor II. r. Graham
The total expense was $685. 60 divided rs
follows Grand jury. S51i.S0. petit jury.
&,o@GSd; witnesses, $21,6.90: reporters
$olS.15; assistant judges. SiiG q Sheriff
Tracy'S accounts show there have been PIG
prisoners taken care Of in the six months
ending December l. with n total of 7.52S
days board. Tho amount of The iail ac-
count for the six months was A51o7&
The October term of supreme court cost
SIS and the November term $iS The cost
of board for jurors at the September term
of county court was $3.50, this being for
Tt f,,,ft, Il
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-12-14
WASHINGTON COUNTY
MONTPELIER.

Edward Wright who las beer ON.
ploycd at II o. Kent's meat market and
who has been I'll several weeks with
nephritis went violently insane at his
home on Court street about four o'clock
Sunday morning and assistance had TO
be called from a Ieghborins house to
"cstrain him. Peter a Jcrd vas able to
paclfY him until Mrs Wright could tclc-
Dhonc for Dr. NJ F. MoCiuire, Who gavo
him treatment 20 quiet his nerves Wright
Was reported 20 he in "A serious condition
lr the afternoon, He was at the hospital
sometime ago, but had recovered enough
10 resume MS work II o had been 81
In bed about n week
Montpelier Camp OF NJ ". A., has
elected the following officers. y. e.. Marry
Parks; W a. Almon y Moore; secro-
tary, Benjamin \. Sumner. banker c. \.
Toilette escort. NJ. G Grand0cld; sentry,
Dominica conf; mangcr, Fred X. Ryle.
The camp now numbers 10 mombeIe.
The candidates receiving the degree at
the meeting OF Mount Sinai Temple Fri
day night were; l.. e. Dyer Salisbury
sidney r Spafford, barre; Albro p.
iarnham Montpelier; George 2. Farr,
Hancock; Charles Q. baldwin, Barton;
lldtllc - "bIlOHi .NrNhuFN, IMAM a.
TapIn, ~. Johnsbuly,
Bernie j. Waterman, son Of Mr. and
Mrs. j, f., Waterman ara 70 senior AT
The University Of Vermont, las entel ed
he state hospital at Waterbury, for rest
and treatment for nervous trouble in
'idenl to overstudy.
john j, Holden, who arrived "A short
time ago from Bridgeport. Conn, to visit
lis parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Dexter Holden,
was taken to Eleaton hospital Saturday
suffering with typhoid fever.
Mrs Eliza Greenwood of North street
was taken to the hospital Sunday for
rest and treatment,
Edward W. Wright died at his home
on Court street Sunday night OF kidney
disease, He became violently insane early
that morning following several weeks of
Illness with the disease part of the time
at the hospital He was IS years old
ard born In Grange, He married Eta
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-12-14
JUST IN TIME.

There is no doubt that the tying of
piece OF string round the finger is
really good aid to a poor memory but
there is a authenticated case or
man who tied a piece of cotton around
his finger in the morning 10 remind him
TO get his hair cut.
On the way home TO dinner that even-
ing he noticed the piece OF cotton.
Oh yes, | remember" he said
And, smiling proudly, he entered the
accustomed shop and sat down before
the tonsorial operator,
"Er--yes. sire" said the artist, puzzled
Inquiry In his tones
"Ehp oh, yes, cut my hair, please
commanded the ahsent-mlnded one curt.
ly.
why. certainly, sir, If you wish IT,"
said the artist. But you won't mind
my mentioning the fact that ] cut II
this morning, sir, will you3"-Tlt-Bits.