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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-09-01
Inclusive.

Inclusive.
Willie-Papa. what are tri:: r.
riages? Mr.. Hennypeck with s''E,,
ing spirit,-All of 'em. my son: "!i
'em!-Pnck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-09-01

100 BEAUTIFUL HORSES 100
100 THOROUGHBRED PONIES 100
z Herds Of ths Greatest Performing Ele.
plants In The World. z Oroves o. Per.
alan and Arabian camsis. 80 Monkey
Comedians.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1911-09-01

THE BRACHARDS
Wo0desfuI Spanish
coatoetlonists. q Ply
Oveol Culture Expo0oNts
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21

which formerly ,,I 10 from twelve 10
iwru'N h," rru's. COTTON had aIwny,
h"'u u free, trad" commodity and sold
W from three tu seven cent. aud NO
unra'i 'ul thr lowest .r-drs. Cotton
averaged abuaf one halt what u fnr.
mrr.f brought Tues, were the price.
m Austin rr,a. Market conditions ut
"'Nu rIarr. must ba," been about the
.tm, \N ria ,c, of labor were unem.
p'"'rd "r ""thug tor starvation prices.
When tur price ut w"ol came down. rct.
'un irI. 100 proportion About one.half
"i 'ur cotton wa, picked hy white ~.
m" ud children. many ~ them are in
\"v N"Airu ',,luy viii wr vote for
'h' return ut these sad conditions! The
i,mu,rai. uu'. declared Tor 80 mnnN
different nHd, uf 'nrn. I can't ,ay
What they promised Ui know what the
r""rIr got l' wa. uu, q revenue pro.
lu,"r pr -Idpi cleveland sold some
.iNt, milIi,p dollar. worth uf bond.
shortly ur.r o. went iuiu operation to
pay current expenses ui government
bu u"l remember ho, many millions it
w... hurl co. current expenses. but ~ q
r'EruH" producer o. vas q monumental
Failure. bur 1s % destructive measure Il
wiped "ut murr property vplurs pro.
iu,"d more want aud dcstitutiou all
over the luii"d states than auy law
"'rr "uar'"d for th" '!nw IN force ~ q
tarn law The South aud West we're
u"' 'h' only sufferer In the large
riIir, free .uup houses and free breed
t'p"t- were established The New Iork
paper. -Id children often walked for
uli-. bare i",t"d uu frozen streets aud
got uu bread MANY milliuns of dollars
.HEr-iri BOO 'hr sugar industry were
wirrI uur .ud the labor had 10 turn To-
producing cotton, regardless of price. or
-'Hnr Ms fellow citizens iC you in,
'rud 600 ,or. for return ~ these con.
i.D"u. uu uur women .ud children
-na| .utr tnr vuar Q believe To be- the
hr-r 200 rnr interest. rracr prosperity,
oui rro-rr...
John 60. trWlhcld
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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21

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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21


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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21
STORY OF PRIMARY FRAUDS
DEVELOP WITH TRIAL OF
TAYLOR THIS WEEK

Conspiracy Defraud Comes to Light Witnesses for
the State Testify to heir knowledge of Parties
Concerned in the Carrying Away and Mutation of
the Ballots.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21

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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21
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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21

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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1911-10-21

Book and job WORK ON Speciality
PRINTERS or EVERYTHING
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22

There is a certain mark on the
scales, beyond which the indicator sig
nifies fairness instead of heavy-setness
or plumpness.
Fat people are usually regarded as
jolly and carefree individuals, who
spend their lives In rollicking laugh
ter and joyous song.
AS a matter of fact, when they pass
the 200 mark they begin to worry over
their weight. 1t is alleged that worry
makes people thin, but fat person
will worry enough to cause the aver
age thin person to disappear utterly,
and keep gaining all the time.
When fat is ones destiny, he may
try Turkish baths, only to find that
his system absorbs pounds and pounds
of water.
Rolling is prescribed as a cure, and
in neighborhoods where fat people
live you may hear prodigious thumps
and bumps and means and groans as
of some one falling up and down
stairs. This only increases the appe-
tite.
Fasting is recommended, but Upton
Sinclear has pretty nearly run it into
politics.
AS to exercise, a certain man who
weighed 285 pounds took a severe
course of exercise; ne walked, he ran,
he boxed and worked like horse, and
at the end of six months his fat had
vanished, being replaced by 28S
pounds of firm and solid muscle
Eminent authorities are coming to
the conclusion that fat is like the
color of the hair; 1t cannot be changed
much even if you diet
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
LAXATIVE SENT FREE 70 TRY

1t may be taken for granted that
there is no family that does not some
time need laxative If you don't
know OF good laxative, or the laxa-
tive you are using is losing its effect.
We want to call your attention TO DR.
CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin, which thou
sands OF families are using success
fully.
We have scores of letters from
mothers. and scores from prominent
men saying they are using it person
ally and giving it to their families.
men like Mr.. C. K. Smith of the
Traffic Clearing House, Pine Bluff.
Ark, and Mr.. George B. Turner. a
lawyer of Harlan, KY. The thou
sands of mothers who use it them
selves and give it to their children
would take too much space to men
ton.
The reason they prefer Syrup Pep
sin is that it is mild, gentle laxa-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22

tlve-tonic that does not gripe-effec.
tive and yet so mild that babies can
take it.. Its tonic ingredients invig-
crate the body and strengthen the
stomach and bowel muscles SO that
they again do their work naturally
1t you have been a victim of salts,
pills and strong cathartics YOU will
discard them when you once use
Syrup Pepsin.
You can buy a fifty cent or one
dollar bottle of any druggist, but be-
tore doing so you may want to try il
free: If so, send your address to DR..
Caldwell and he will promptly for
ward a free sample bottle. Then, be-
ing convinced, do as others are doing
and buy it in the regular way of your
favorite druggist.
For the free sample address DR.. w.
B: Caldwell, 402 Caldwell building.
Monticello, Ill.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Iona Sermons

Of one of the sermons, preached by
Dr. Samuel Parr in 1900. the lord
mayor for the year is said to have
remarked to the preacher that there
We're four things in the sermon which
ne had been very sorry to hear.
Dear. dear. my lord" exclaimed the
doctor, anxiously, what were they?"
Sir, was the reply, Il mean the
quarters struck by the church clock. "
London Chronicle.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22

met man whose brow was sad;
Twas in the outskirts Of the town;
He said: lit didn't jolt so bad
The last time that 1 tumbled down.
I've wired for q new set of planes
They'll come in four days, at the most,
And then, unless again 1T rains
III madly race from coast to coast"
L met man whose face was grim;
He stood and looked down at the wreck,
with folks congratulating him
That he had not a broken neck.
I've wired for new piston rod"
He said. and leaned against a post
And with a contemplative nod
He madly raced from coast to coast
They made their terms for room and
board
And made repairs by day and night;
The extra parts they soon had stored
Where they could be secured all right.
A swirl. swoop a swinging sweep.
More bearings that with oil were dosed !:
Some blades and wings piled in a heap
They madly raced from coast to coast
They did not heed the dotted lines
Which showed them rising DER the
range
And gliding high above the pines
They found some parts that they must
change.
I stood and watched for quite a while
A year or SOL will not boast;
L timed them for a half a mile
OF madly racing to the coast.
Ah little grandchild on my knee.
Some day when you are old as 1,
Your little grandchild then may see
A flock Of birdmen in the sky.
Tell him his OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
By that same contest was engrossed,
That 1 was one Of those who saw
The demon flight from coast to coast
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Millions Foresight Good.

Jonn Milton wrote (prophetically
we grant, as follows regarding the
teaching OF the classics in some mod
ern institutions: And though lin.
gust should pride himself to have all
tne tongues that Babel cleft the world
into. yet If he have not studied the
solid things In them, as well as the
words and lexicons, he were nothing
SO much to be esteemed a learned
man as any yeoman or tradesman
competently wise In his mother dialect
only"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22

stains made by medicines, and espe
ciaily IMMINENT marks. are among the
most obstinate of removal and fire.
quentiy tax ameteur knowledge to the
utmost. Iodine marks may, however
DC successfully removed by means OF
nquld ammonia, a little of the spirit
oelng poured into the saucer and the
stained garment laid across It and
ene spot dabbed repeatedly with the
nngers until 1t disappears. 1t should
then be rinsed in tepid water and
washed with strong soapsuds in the
usual manner.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Good for American Detectives.

Detectives who discovered a copy of
Oliver Wendell Holmes poems in the
SUIT case left behind by burglar de-
clded that they had good clew to the
mans identity. They figured out what
a man who read Oliver Wendell
holmes poetry would probably look
Ike, and when they saw a man who
answered their mental picture they
examined him. Of course, it was the
very man. American detectives lead
the world.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Would Not Go to Waste.

"Jinkers," said the friend who was
looking over the new building. 81
don't see why in the world you didn t
make your second and third stories
larger. They are too small for lofts
and almost too narrow for Railways
What do you expect to do with them?"
20, I'm not going to leave them as
they are" was the sage reply from
Jinkers. "The carpenters will be here
tomorrow to put in partitions and
make three five room suites of apart.
ments on each floor"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Japanese Deserved Triumph.

young Japanese who is now q
clergyman Of the Methodist Episco-
palian denomination in the United
States obtained his education through
determination Of character. When he
reached Vancouver he had to spend
all his money in paying for treatment
for an affection Of the eyes. He went
to college term at a time, working
In the intervals to earn money for his
expenses.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
GerInSSpreadinS Skin

Eczema, Psoriasis and other skin
troubles are caused by myriads of
germs at work in the skin. Unless
these germs are promptly destroyed
they rapidly multiply, gnawing their
way deep into the sensitive tissue.
This is what causes that awful itch.
and what seemed a. mere rash
may grow worse and develop into a
loathsome and torturing skin disease
with its years of misery.
Don't take any chancesi Destroy the
germs at the beginning Of the trouble
with that soothing and cleansing wash.
A Csc bottle will prove this to you.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22

We have had experience with MANY
remedies for skin trouble but have
never seen such remarkable cures as
those from ID. d. d. Prescription. In
slant relief from the very first appli-
cation.
We are so confident that d. D. D.
will reach your case that it will cost
you nothing if the very first full size
bottle fails to make good every claim.
II you have skin trouble of any
in and investigate the merits OF D. D.
d. anyway. We know that D. D. D,
will help you.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
And MIspronounced at First.

Brevtty is not so much a character
lstlc OF American speech as might be
supposed. Let me quote one example.
In England we choose the short, but l
Will not plagiarize and say uglier.
word motor" whereas In America
the word motor" is never used, but
the longer and more difficult one "au-
tomobile" is.-Rev. DR.. John Clifford
Of London.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
ImproYldent.

Little Emil was walking home from
church with his mother and In pass
Ing the ice cream parlors wanted
some. His mothers repeated mo" did
not satisfy him. She finally said. ''I
can't buy any; haven't any money.
Emil replied. Then why didn't you
take some when they passed 1t
around ?"-National Monthly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
@. S. Val den & Son.
No Sale,

Mrs. lrving-"You didn't buy thai
Oriental rug after all, did your" airs
CInl-"No. we took a friend OF
Georges to see 1t and he said that
while 1t was a genuine Bokhara, beau
tifully woven and all that, it wouldn't
last more than a hundred years so We
decided to look farther"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Made Sure of Death.

A gruesome incident was reported
at an inquest at Biggleswade, Eng.
land, few days ago on the body OF
Horace Endersby, aged 20. After a
quarrel with his sweetheart, the
youth cut his throat, having first writ.
ten the girls name in blood on his
bedroom floor. He then bound up the
wound in his throat, walked a mile to
a lake, and there drowned himself.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Studying Thunderstorms.

1t Is announced that a thunderstorm
observatory has been established In
Spain, in which atmospheric dis
charges. both local and distant. are
detected graphically and acoustically.
A wireless telegraph instrument is
used for this purpose, because each
lightning discharge is accompanied
by electromagnetic waves similar to
those used in wireless telegraphy.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Ended the Dry Spell.

She had voice like siren, and
when she sang, mid play sure, sand
palaces, tho beam a rome. Be 1t
averse oh wum bull there. snow play
sly comb" and so on to the conclu-
sion, there wasn't dry eye In the
room.-United Presbyterian.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Ii Startled the World.

when the astounding claims were
first made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve
but forty years of wonderful cures
have proved them true, and every
where it is now known as the best
salve on earth for burns, boils, scalds,
sores, cuts, bruises, sprains, SWELL
ings, eczema, chapped hands, fever
sores and piles. Only Csc at Oberdor-
fer's.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
They Drank Like Fish.

Seven hundred gallons Of confiscat-
ed wine thrown into a canal at From
tignan by the customs officers had, 1t
is alleged by Paris newspapers. the
effect of intoxicating the fish, which
swan on the top Of the water and
could be picked out by hand.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
itch! itch! ITCH!

Scratch and rub-rub and scratch
Jntd you feel as if you could almost
tear the burning skin from your body
-Znhl it seems as if you could no
A01EE endure these endless days OF
zWfua torture-thoSe terrible nights
OF 4aeepleSs agony.
Thea few drops Of ID. ID. D., the
famous Eczema Specific and, Oh! what
renef. The itch gone instantly! Com
fort and rest at last!
d ID. ID. is a simple external wash
that cleanSes and heals the in6amed
skS2 as nothing else can A recognized
specific for Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt
RheIm or any other skin trouble
We can give You a full size hottie
OF the genuine ID. ID. ID. remedy for
$1Ieg and if the very first bottle fails
tn give relief it will not cost you a
cent
We also can give you a sample bot
lie for 25 cents. Why suffer another
day when you can get d. d. Dr.
@. -. Warden Il Son.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
The Two Problems.

"No doubt" we say to the modiste.
there are puzzling problems to solve
in your profession"
20 yes" she replies. For instance.
it is as hard to figure how much goods
to put in street dress as it is to
decide how much to leave out of a
bathing dress
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Saving Postage Stamps.

When postage stamps stick to
gether. never soak them IN hot water
Instead. lay piece of paper on top
and pass over them with a hot iron
This will loosen the stamps and vet
not remove the gum on the back
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
FIFTY Lucre" In Truth.

The English system is to destroy all
bills returning to the Bank OF Eng
land, no matter how brief has been
their life in circulation. In this man
ner they keep their money reasonably
clean, but in this country We keep II
In circulation until 1t is in tatters and
incrusted with the gods only know
what.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
Must Fight Them OFF.

AS soon as a man becomes rich he
finds it necessary to nave himself sur.
rounded by a guard whose duty it is
to repulse the people who wish to
make him richer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-22
INGENIOUS Willie

Willie" said the mother OF a small
boy, why didn't you answer when
called you? Didn't you hear me?"
Eyes, mamma" replied Willie, but
| didn't hear you very good
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tnIs or hotels in Morocco.
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