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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31
IlllI= WIsAI.EEE!

The northwest
erll low pressure
disturbance has
moved down and
extends in a
trough shape from
central Montana
to Nevada, and
covers the Mis-
souri,, Red river
a n d Mississippi
valleys and ex-
tends westward to
the Pacific coast,
attended by lower
temperatures gen.
orally. Light rain
has fallen over
the Pacific states
and Rocky noun
tain districts, with
light snow over
t h 9 Canadian
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31

northwest. A high pressure area COW
ers the Canadian northwest, causing
a decided drop in temperature. 1t is
also colder this morning over the At
lantic states. Fair weather may be
expected in this vicinity tonight and
Wednesday with cold wave Barome-
ter, 1859.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31
LAST or THE MONTH.

TIeket Agents and Clerks Are Kept
Busy Making up Reports.
This being the last day of the month
the ticket agents and the clerks who
sell tickets are working almost night
and day getting out their reports
which must be in the hands Of the
main Office at st. Paul on the first of
each month. This is by no means an
easy task. Every ticket must be ac-
counted for. foreign and otherwise,
and the greatest OF care must be ex-
ercised In making the reports.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31
TALK WITH LEWIS HART.

deLendrecie's basement bargain
store offers the most desirable econo-
mics In great sale Of brasses, china
ware and framed pictures this week;
20 per cent discount on a line Of every
day needs.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31
SCHEDULE or
FARM INSTITUTES

Minot. Friday and Saturday Feb. 8
and 4.
Grand Forks, Feb. 7. 9. and ..
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31

Cross country runs are great
things for the health--and "Cross-city
runs lin answering want ads.--are
fine for the pocket book:
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31

Lost, Sunday, between the Gardner
hotel and the Cathedral, small black
purse containing some small change
Finder please phone 1886.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31

If you can not sell your house in
Fargo for cash, WHY NOT take a
good piece of land for it? have the
land. @. r. F'roling.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31

Going into business for yourself? To
know how to advertise is to quad
ripple your capital.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-31
Chase Lake News.

Chop suey at aathaksIrer. Moorasaa
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

for its unique cruise to the mouth of
the Mississippi and return. Tri-City
residents. and people from points
north and south. east and west. have
booked passage for the trip. which is
under the direction and management
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

Of Captain Walter a Blair. During
the last several months, the Morning
Star has been at the dock in the
kahlke boat yards, undergoing extern
sive repairs and changes. which have
made it an ideal boat for all river
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03
Children'S Goats

SAVE % PER cENT-M RIGHT
NOW. All those stylish coats for
the little ones, the juniors, for any
girl up to II years, are included in
the % per cent discount-better
buy early.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

New Shirt Waists
over 5000 new shirt waists, ev-
cry one placed in stock within the
last two weeks, are included in
the discount proposition.
20 PER CENT DISCOUNT on
these big value waists now marked
very low at 75c. 95c, $1.0O, 1925,
S145, $1.75. $l96 and up to $2.e5.
The higher priced waists in
hand embroidered, Bulgarian and
Indian embroidery are also in
cluded, none reserved
SO 1-3 PER CENT DISCOUNT
from the beautiful dress waists OF
chiffon and fancy silks-such
waists as every woman needs In
her wardrobe.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

Chamberlain's Liniment. There is no
telling when it may be wanted in case
Of an accident or emergency. 1t is
most excellent in all cases of rheuma-
tism, sprains and bruises. Sold by all
druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

traffic Its cabins and entire interior
have been Tefitted and Temodelled,
while the engines and other mechan-
ical parts of the boat have been over
hauled. Last evening the boat was
run up from the yards to the Daven-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

port dock As guests of Captain Blair
and the company there were a number
Of tri-city people A fine supper was
served on board Today the boat is
at the Davenport harbor. and is open
for inspection. 1t will land at the 10
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03
RIVER RIPLETS

Tomorrow afternoon At O'Clock the
Ralatial steamer Morning Star. owned
and operated by the Northern Steam
boat company. win leave the local port
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03
200 Discount On Cotton Innings

Mercerized sateens. peroaiines moreens, canvases,
ambrics. spun-glass Innings. etc. one-ffth off.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

Every family. and especially those
who reside in the country, should be
provided at all times with a bottle Of
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03

cal dock tomorrow, possibly. to take
on passengers.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03
Dresses

An sorts of dresses are to be
found in this sale.
The beautiful dresses Of silk or
cloth go at 20 per cent, 25 per cent
and SO IS per cent off. This includes
party, evening, afternoon. morn
ing, street, travelling and Junior
'reeses, all the latest styles many
Of them not in the nouse ten days.
Your wash dresses Of all kinds
Will cost you 20 per cent less II
you buy them during this sale-it's
worth saving.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03
Mems Spring and Summer Under'wr

UNION SUITS, Coat Suits and separate gar
ments, all offered without reserve at 20 per cent
and 10 per cent discounts from regular low
price Surely opportune time to buy.
MEMS WORK SHIRTS LESS 10 PER CENT
MEMS HOSIERY AT 20 AND 10 PER GENT
MEMS COLLARS 10 PER CENT OFF
TRUNKS BAGS and Suit Gases will give
straight 20 per cent on these
MEMS FURNISHINGS AT 33Lz PER CENT, 20
PER CENT AND 10 PER CENT OFF.
Large variety of spring Four-in-Hand Ties,
Csc and SOC qualities. at 20 per cent discount
Mems shirts. The Ciuett, Monarch and Emperor
brands. which signifies the best, will be offered
without reserve at 80 1-3 PER CENT, 20 PER CENT
AND 10 PER CENT.
WOMEN'S SPRING AND SUMMER UNDER
WEAR. az 10 per cent, 20 per cent and 80 1-s per
off.
Think of It. when you most need underwear and
when you have unrestricted choice of the best
underwear possible to buy.
All children's underwear less 10 PER CENT.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-05-03
Children's Wash Dresses

Big assortment to pick from and
save 20 per cent-a dress at
S1.00 costs you SOC, one at $500
costs $1.60, ETC., etc. Nice savings
for the trouble OF coming for
them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Observations

people on the verge OF ssafAeoA - 800
az cron failure N districts OF Russia
m article on the American v'c" "s
-hars his age limit for aseba vocal chords
BANKER OF Boston says the common hs " ~
- - E after any question Is ssttea
o - ~~.n,,,x rehates
"a favored shippers told that such things hAa
NEW YORK Of property rights as y ~ eon s ~
mat be socialists good service as p' u
protest
THOSE towards who sed ana sva ,~s
hoolaTa ON they had heara "c"''' w
punishment they getting
aarfoN1t women's Trade demands
They ought 70 get w. o"s
means ard strngxi long wait
,or.ro ~ q Iouis arrested mash girls
me sef is variety Of cheap REMARKS sooas
ferent styles serving the weiikno~n ana justly ~
Of reand M other parts
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

fact bad begging In the matrimonial
Older supposed most OF the
Of had TO
admit they why Aunt Hannah
maj
Jennie asked old Mr.
why Hannah
Red and he said added graphically
/ wasn't fault"
Aunt Hannah herself ponbank she laughed
and saidit val nobody would have her.
lie they had
heard Aunt annah's lips.
Clearly there way
nah married
palest pink and with three
the why
Aunt Hanna never married all
burned by candle flame in
the quiet of before she died
why Aunt Hannah married is OF
this side OF the big
solve
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

The war on tips which breaks periodically mas re
Gently been renewed under leadership OF T. t. DOVE ptes'
dent of the League OF Commercial Travellers lie declares ina
his organization representing SS2aoouo oil noS' o p @
ss0oO0oO al hotel tips every year. will present solid from
the evil -.
oscar OF the Waldorf. famous hotel manager, sno'',
:, ,h .,en and saws IL won't succeed because the good
servant who renders good service bound to get ms ice
the satisfied customer public opinion to the contrary not"
standing , RI
Perhaps Oscar is right Tip giving Is rather firmly liked
as national habit The waiter the porter and the ben BOY
scome across 80, :.
Nevertheless the tip Of degradation alike &C
c,ver and receiver To the one the sign OF social supe
oriy 10 the other the willing acknowledgment OF social IN
eroritv is the un-American thing IN all our Amer
lean life
Rut Il will probably stay as long as the relation OF mas
ter Some day Il will be thrown oNetooa'o
with lot OF other undemocratic baggage. -.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Stop Studying About Eels and Get After the
Human Interest Side of People," Says DR.. Parker

To Inject human intcrest--that
will be womsn's work on the Seat
lie school board, says Or. Maud
Parker, whose candidacy for school
director ia being supported by tho
Mothers congress and the general
federation Of women's clubs.
N IN not that men and women
have things at variance" she says.
that the women ought 10 be repre-
scented on the school board but be-
cause they supplement one nnoth.
er'a ideas and Views A famous
Chicago lawyer. who recognizes
this, always has a woman lawyer
with him tn the trial Of cases. She
sees things that he does not. and
vice versa II "a OF infinite benefit
In big work. especially when tho
rearing Of children In concerned,
10 have men aud women cooperate
and unite the different insight into
things caused by the very natural
reason of sex"
Almost Native Daughter.
DR. Maud Parker Is almost a
native daughter 1T Seattle She
was graduated from the University
LOT Washington and took a mastef'a
degree IN Stanford She taught
physiology aud zoology in the old
Seattle high school. where the Cen.
trial school h now located She
then took medicine course In
Chicago and Ann Arbor. and fin
ishcd up al Cornell. For five years
ahc has been medical inspector IN
the public schools.
For years she has been connected
with school work either In tho ca.
pacliy OF student. teacher. or medi.
cal examiner And Dr. Parker
stands for greater freedom Of
individuality In school work. The
teacher. she says. Is often bound
and limited by rigid rules that
make her work mechanical While
these are necessary In order %
make the work in big school pro.
ErcHa AZ all. aa great a freedom az
n compatible with the ends 10 be
attained. shall be allowed. 10 make
Tor Individuality In both the teach,
er'H aud Che pupils work. That's
Dr. Parker'a idea 81 school work.
She Hunted the Eel.
And she ought to know---she did
research wOrk ON tho oaioiogy of
the eel when she was nj Stanford.
f"u don't know what that la Well.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
GARVIN'S CORNER
AGAINST CAPT. Al PUNISHMENT
nv REV. JOSEPH L. GARviN, q. D., M. A.
Pastor Of the First Christian Church. Seattle.


YOUNG BEATTiE is dead. His
electrocution was formal and legal.
His death Is written In the law his
tory OF the nation. But stiil he is
dead and he died by laws which
we. his fellow creatures. made and
endorse for the most part.
BUT SUCH a DEED arouses tho
Ination. II revears the horror of
our Godfearing position. IL can
not be reoonciled In our own con.
science. II leads me 10 utter a too
long silent conviction. ! do not
believe In
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT under
any circumstances. You may not
agree with me in this. cannot
help II, but | wish you did. Per.
haps you will If you stop and think
a while-think the matter through.
| have my reasons.
IT DOES NOT PROTECT socie-
lty. The experiment Is a failure.
We are at the mercy. of any OF our
abnormal fellow beings. That
there are SO few deeds like his Is
due rather 10 the gentle restraining
MEASURES OF EDUCATION,
social contacts. mutual sympathies.
and religious teaching. But these
heart-chilling crimes continue. You
cannot run the passions of the hu.
man heart into the legal mould OF
Capital Punishment and stop their
bitter. evil deeds.
1T DOES not punish. As an in
strument OF Law II Is antiquated--
a british relic of bygone days. II
clings to us like decaying flesh.
There Is living death one thou.
sand fold more terrible than death.
1T is iNHUMAN. Life Is a
lstrango game. But life Is life. To
take II before It's appointed time is
the crime of crimes. To take n
life as payment for one already
taken Is no payment. II usurps
God.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25


VENGEANCE rs MINE" sayeth
tho Lord. II will repay" Capital
Punishment affords a spectacular
and theatrical exit OF an immortal
soul into the presence of God un-
der circumstance which deceive
most Of us as TO the Nervousness OF
the crime Il committed and the
Righteousness OF the punishment
we inflict.
WE CANNOT LESSEN THE
ENoRMlTY of the terrible deed OF
Henry Clay Beattie. Such acts
should be punished In ways which
make repetition by others al
most unthinkable. II can be done.
with justice. too. and In the spirit
OF disinterested love.
GIVE THE BRAND OF Cain its
true Significance. There is no pun.
ishment like living among our fel.
lows separated from their friend
ship. | commend Gov. West. of
Oregon, for the stand he Is said to
have taken.
WHAT SHOULD BE DONE is
another question. You have your
ideas. We cannot talk them over
here. But let US put an end to
Capital Punishment.
LET US BE HUMANE and true to
the still small voice within: Thou
shalt not kill"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
:. The I: Star 9 Circle jlII,,,..'s
THE NEXT CONTEST

Thanksgiving q coming. Thanks
giving brings most JOY 70 children.
siih It's turkeys. sninco pies. ctr.
knowing that every American boy
and girl Is well posted on this
great day and also that each boy
and girl has a special reason for
welcoming T. Thanksgiving will be
The topic ~ next weeks contest.
For the best drawing. poem. story
or PHOTOGRAPH pertaining 10
Thanksgiving. prize Of 81 wiIi be
awarded TO the sender. A second
prize of pound OF delicious choc-
oiaies viii be given 10 the next
best. The stories must not con.
tain over 100 words. and tho poetry
must be short and original.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Whiskey and Pine for
Colds
Fine Formula for Old Time Rem
sdy Cured Thousands Here
Last winter

a--s--~>-r-~~s-~~~-~~--s~--
The Increased use Of whiskey for
colds u causing considerable discus
sion among the medical fraternity. II
is an almost tnfailihle cure when
MIXED with certain other ingredients
aud taken properly. From your
druggist get two ounces Of Glycer-
the and hair an ounce % CcnreH-
trated Pine Compound. Take these
two ingredients home and put them
into a half pint OF good Whisky.
shake well and take one 10 two tea
spoonfuis after each meal and al bed
time. Smaller doses 10 children
according 70 age. This treatment Of.
ten knocks the worst cough or. cold
IN a day, But be sure 70 get only
the genuine (Giobcl Concentrated
Pine. Each half ounce bottle comes
In sealed tin screw-tnp case X
your druggist does not have IL 10
stock he will quickly get Il. Don't
experiment with cheap uncertain mix
lures IL is very risky. Local drug
gists say this has had marvellous
demand for the past six years. ---Advt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

Dr. Parker will tell you it's all
about the aciencc of the bones Of
the eei--or something like that.
and she'll quickly add that there
WAS an example Of the utter waste
If educational energy. The study
Mas practically yaluelass. she says.
And 80. DIR. Parker advocates the
elimination u wasted energy in
school work
But IT'S the human Interest side
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
SHE WOULD RATHER BE
BOY-FOR FUN IN IT. SHE SAYe

chickens.
The boys play football and base
ball. but everybody says: Its too
rough for a. girl" so she has to be
a little lady and be quiet The
boys can climb trees and play as
rough" as they please without be-
ing afraid OF my new dress"
ELyEY IOVGREN,
r. Y. n. !, Poulsbo, Wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Weaving the Web

Il i mos, interesting to observe the weaving OF the
web of cooperative and industry that developing
among the masses side by side with the great fabric OF cor
porae combination.
Here instance. the coongrowers OF Imperial var
ley Caiiornianewes of the worlds cotton ieds-ofmhk
finance the entire OF the region 10 store
in warehouses of their own and market It at the bes
moment and highest prices.
'All Tor each. and each for ALL The law IS working
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

When the young woman was
told that cows were put Ia narrow
stalls 20 make them give con.
densed milk. she replied u shall
never again doubt the wisdom OF
nature"
The trouble with Seattlc's water
system. Ia the minds OF some peo-
Pile IL that II isn't owned by some
private corporation.
Glad old autumn Lovely autumnl
When the geese are sailing
+, high;
When the leaves are turning col.
den
And the pumpkin turns TO pie;
When the apple turns 20 cider.
And the cider turns TO wheels
To keep q fellow spinning
Upon hls biithcsome hceisi
The giri who hssitaiea IL lost.
and when she doean't healtate
some guy In Lost.
Tho way that kings arc losing
out. Gaby DealyB will soon have a
collections OF throwna.
Troubles a brewing.
Statesmen are ruring.
People are stewlng
Guys that are wooing.
Standpattcra cooling
About our undoingl
The watermelon fades away.
But orc the lone heart breaks.
II smilee 20 see come nncakinu IN
The s,esmina buek~heat cakes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Be Good to Themselves

Secretary Fisher decides that settlers under government
irrigation projects who have made the common mistake o
ackng much land may rcnquish part Oh Y and have
their previous payments apply on the smaller acreage
Under the they could be made 70 forfeit botf
land payments Private have been known TO take
You see it is a OF the people being good TO them
selves
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

Why Would Rather Be Boy
Than a Girl
II were boy would not need
TO comb my hair. I think that Is
one Of my greatest troubles do
not like 10 sew. wash dishes or
sweep. l love 20 be outside Last
summer helped papa milk the
COWS. and like to tend 10 the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

III htf Hhft%f WV
way, so altogether whole
some and loyable, that,
az one thinks OF II. the
wonder grows as to what
kind OF bIoodiess sticks
the men OF the passing
generation were when
they and Aunt Hannah
we're young togther.
Especially was II .
matter Of wonder q
youth. to Aunt Hannah's
uephews and nieces the
nieces In particular Often
would they throw the 1T
tie brazen hook Of the
black case that held the
daguerreotypo OF Aunt
Hannah. taken when abe
was rs. only 70 marvel al
the absurd and indubitable
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Well Supplied

Boggar--Please. mister, give me
dime for my three hungry chill.
dren.
Pedestrian (hurrying on)--Don't
need any more, thank you. Boston
Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
HONOR ROLL

Those deserving honorable mention
arr.
Anita BAKER Carl Norman
Francis Campbell Frances Lloyd
Theresa rrttsoh morris Jcr1cnon
Marguerite Lord
Elvey LouRren Charlotte Mutt
nernioe MEDIUM GLADYS Wilkes
nig1e
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

The winter Of our discomfort
Rolls onward 10 It's gloomy goat:
And all we did not spend for Ice,
We now must spend for coal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

III. Gov. Garvin Of Rhode Island
declares that before long street
cars and other public service utili.
tiaa win be free to the people, Just
AZ elevator service Is free TO pat
rons Of large office building.
How He says taxing land values
win bring IN the necessary revenue
and airaighten out economic con
diiionH generally.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE?
TfOCH


JOSH WISE
SAYS:
Every Village
has n peculiar
character who's
known az hon
eat"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

If the entire question that inter-
ests her.
more than half Of the pupils In
our schools are girls; more than
half the employees in schools are
women; there are social. hygienic,
and other problems that VII nat
Urslly be benefited In their solu-
ticn " wonsn's vie.s can be had
on them right out in open meet
ing" she says.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25
Lies Little Mysteries

= -. ceua aute figure Hannah never married
r Jysnnah was cheerful, helpful so beanunl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

Tho neckwear makers OF New
York are talking strike. Some
body ought to strike the buyers
Of the plaid neckties they sell at
Christmas.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

A father went 10 spank the boy.
the younKAtnr said Father. these
are your pants--haye you no senti-
meutT Thank you. my son. for
the reminder. Take them off,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

Can you sit down and write the
names of 10 governors right OFF,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

The plano never takes its beat.
ings uncomplainingly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

MIGHT SEE HER
Waress-Shall bring you demifasse?
Patron-No. the old woman might come In and see her
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25

Culture seems 20 care more for
grammar than morals.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-11-25


A St Louis minister says Hell
Ii n state"
Seattle people know what II In
to do without water. Only a few
had II this week. What II only a
few people had the ARR What n
only few people had the other
great neoesaity--landg But stop,
They do, and that's getting into
economics.
The Maiden's Favorite.
! love 10 hear the organ swell,
glory IN the soft church bell:
But more than any other thinq
Hike to hear the diamond ring.
The girls who are A No. / in
looks are very often mediocre
cooks.
II every man in the world
should say: II don't count. .
things would come TO dead stop.
So be careful not to say Il.
II appears that camol's hair
brushes are not made of camel'a
hair That's no doubt the reaaon
why they are SO called.
No Work Then
He-If ! doN't marry you III have
TO 20 TO work.
She-And II you do marry meY
He-Then you'll have TO 30 20
work.
The Modern View
Tommy. you have written this
sentence: The pen is mightier as
the sword and II Is Incorrect. How
should II be changed?"
Pen ought TO be changed 10
typewriter. mn'am.
Turning OF the Worm
Mrs. Peck--A husband and wife
should be OF one mind.
MIR Peck-True. my dear. but IL
IL not fair for the husband TO do
all the Winding.
Well Supplied
Boggar--Please. mister. give me
n dime for my three hungry chill.
dren.
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