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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25

LADY visitnrl am coming to your
mammals company tomorrow. Tom.
ms
ronm, Won. yUi won't get a good
supper
rommys Papa Tommy. what do
you mean, talking Ike that?
Tommy Wcll, you know. pa, you
odd ma you'd have to gct some
.hicken feed Tor her old hen party
tomorrow
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25

In my side, sick
headaches and ncr-
yuusncss lhadta-
ken so many ncdi-
ciucs that / was
discouraged and
thought | would
never get we'll A
friend told me of
Lydia l.. pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and Il r..
stored me 20 health.
| hnVn M mora
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25
OF Choir, Duration.

pIimpy n afraid 10 ask old MIR
'lunkor Tor his daughters hand"
Why, piimply told me yesterday he
stood 10 with m, old gentleman"
.Nh hat was only for few min
.t"s in the vosiibulc Of an Office build
Ing during shower
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25
TuberculosIs Among The Insane.

\u'opsies made In New York state
hospitals for the Insane and elsewhere
show tina, tuberculosis II an active dis.
'as" In about twenty per cent, Of the
.a.,s. ga compared with about half
lIt percentage In the normal popula.
ton
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25
3D. kOnetshy

but OF the grand stand and induced
aim TO play right field, Konetchy
made three hits. Hawley told him 10
report at the park next day for prao'
tice chasing flies Konetehy said he
couldn't: that he had to work Haw.
10y got Konetehy's boss TO let him off
a week. and promised the player tl2.
Konetchy didn't go back to work, lie
bit over 400 and was bought by the
cardinAlA
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25
Would Be a Change.

Hubby-We must be economical.
Wife-Why?
Hubby-lf ! should die wouldn't
be able to leave you muon.
Wlfe-That's right Whereas, while
you're alive you leave me most OF the
time.-Toledo Blade.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25

Ilowcll-lIe has weather beaten
face.
Powell Well. the weather beats
everything
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25

Mrs. Nelson--My husband is awfully
abscut minded
Mrs. Bfison-ln what way.
Mrs Nelson-He went fishing yes
tcrday. When he had finished no
threw away the fish and brought home
the bnr
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25

You know Jones, who was reputed
30 rich? Well, he died the other day,
ana the only thing he left was an old
Dutch clock"
We'll, there's one good thing about
II; II wont he much trouble to wind
up his estate. Sacred Heart Review
Poet--Do you mean 10 say that you
won't read my new poem7
'Editor-Thats what mean What
have you ever done for me.-Toleds
Blade.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25
INFLAM=
NATION
AND PAIN
Cured by Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Crestun, Iowa. r." was troubled for
\ long time with Inflammation. paius
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1911-08-25

Myrtle-Nut now.
Eyelyn-indccd
Myrtle-No. hos blue: rejected
him last evening.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Fishing Somei

If you ever step off train in
Washington Junction, Maryland, and
wait in that quiet, innoeent-looking
village for another train, make the
best of your opportunities. There is
something in that town which no
man should miss. 1t is connected
with the business Of decorating the
station platform with it's person
every time a train rolls in, and it
is the biggest, greatest, most mar
yelous fisherman in the whole wide
world. 1t has Neptune and all the
other gods of the sea backed into the
desert.
This is the story 1t told one after
noon when the sun was sinking be-
hind the mountains, that hour when
the thoughts Of man should be on
heavenly things, that holy tine
when the soul is uplifted and SUPER
raj:
me and Jim went down the river
las' night, and we got twenty-one
bass. And we didn't use no hook and
line The water was muddy, and
we just rowed long, close to the
shore and tapped our oars in the
water The first time we tapped n
big bass jumped up out of the water
and landed in our boat. We got
twenty-one that way. Yes, sursee,
twenty-one eatable bass jumped
square into our boat. And that was
some fishing. But it's the truth, just
as true as I'm going to eat my sup
per right now!"
Then 1t did not fall dead. as An.
anias had done but went up the
street, apparently with clear con-
science and a great hunger The
Twice-a-monthly Popular Magazine
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

for the dissolution Of marriage ties
were few and far between. Now,
however, the situation has entirely
changed in Russian society, and de.
spite the objections of the English
bred consort, the court has had to
open its doors. Thus, the wife Of
General Soukhomlinoy, the minister
of war, one of st. Petersburg and in
the great world on the banks of the
Neva, was first married to M. de
Butewitch. with whom her Union
was legally and enthusiastically sew
cred in 1909 The Countess White,
wife of the former Premier who
represented Russia at the Peace Con-
ference at Portsmouth, N. H., in
1905, and who is still Minister of
State, is also Divorce and is re
ccived at court. Moreover, there are
a number of divorces in the Imperial
family itself--something wholly UNI
known until the present regin."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
RANDOM CLIPPINGS
Welfare of the Child.

Congress seems determined to busy
itself with everything from trusts to
children 1t is not in the least sur
prising, therefore, that a bill has
been introduced which proposes gov
ernmental inquiry into the welfare
OF the child
1t has aroused the ire of the senate
and that venerable body has expires
sed decided opposition to the bill
and its purpose
1t looks as if congress was deter.
mined that there must be govern
mental regulation for all the evils
the flesh is heir to 1t is all we'll
enough for the gentlemen in Wash
ington to look after the affairs of
state. but nearly every community
can look after the children with
out governmental aid.
AS suggested by Senator Bailey,
the nation for hundreds of years has
permitted proper authorities to look
after all matters pertaining to chill
orch. The fathers and mothers and
guardians are better prepared to ad-
minister to the affairs of the child
than the government. There are
other issues of far more importance
that require the attention of con-
gress.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Origin of Flowers

Many weIl-known plants have
been developed from specimens dis
covered in various parts of the world
and there is no doubt that a number
of charming novelties are still Turk
ing undiscovered in remote spots
The chances OF valuable finds are,
however, becoming unfortunately
less every year. A small army Of
collectors is always at work in every
corner of the world, searching foy
new treasurers to enrich our floral
store From South America came,
many years ago, the recently UNI
fashionable fuchsia; from the hills
of northern India and Tibet have
been brought many useful varieties
from China we have had, amongst
other things, many new primulas;
Japan has yielded wonderful irises;
Africa many varied plants usually Of
most brilliant and gorgeous color
ing: while numerous charming mem
bers of the narcissus family have
been discovered In the Pyrenees.
But this cannot continue inden-
nitely, and even in the realm of or
chids, for which, perhaps, the moss
systematic search of all is made there
is not much left to be explored. For
our future novelties we shall have to
rely, then, chiefly on the skill OF
our hybridists, who are constantly
engaged in mating different species
Of the same family of plants, and our
cross-fertilizers, who are doing SIM
far work with different varieties u
the same species. -From Flowers Of
the Future in the December Strand
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
HELPFUL HINTS ON BEAUTY
Proper Care Of the Ears Important
to Woman Who Cares for
her Looks.

RI only from the heauty-point OF
view alone the ears should be well
looked after. A dull sense Of hearing
will actually alter the expression Of
the face, and the outward condition Of
the ears themselves Is important to
the woman who cares for her looks.
} When an insect gets into ones ear
II is almost impossible to prevent
wild alarm but this Is really uncalled
Tor. The bitter wax In the ear usual
ly sends the insect out again, a little
tend water may be dropped into the
ear while the head Is held sidewise,
and the insect will wash harmlessly
out when the head Is turned again.
II the ears are too pale circulation
can be encouraged by frequent gentle
pinchings and rulings.
r., on the other hand. the ears are
too red they must not be handled.
busting with French chalk will re-
dnce the redness and give them a
more refined appearance.
But the time to cultivate beautiful!
ears is In childhood. If the ears
stand out too far from the head tie
bandages over the ears at night or
use tape caps, which hold the ears
back against the skull, yet permit the
hair the ventilation 1t requires.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Had One Good Quality.

Did you notice any suspicious
characters about the neighborhood?
the Judge enquired.
Sure, yer, honor" replied the new
policeman, II saw but one man, and
II asked him what he was doing
there at that time O night? SEE he,
Il have. no business here just now,
but expect to open jewelry store
ia the vicinity later on AT that ,
says, I wish you success, sor,'
Yes said the magistrate in o
dignified tone, " and he did open 4
jewolry store in the vicinity lates
on, and stole seventeen watches"
"Begorra, yer honor" answered
the policeman after pause, "the
man may have been a thafe, but he
was no liar."--From Norman E
Mack's National Monthly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
TO HAVE SHAPELY SHOULDERS
Some Easy Exercises That VIII I'M
prove Woman's Figure--ThlnJs
to Be Avoided.

There are things that make the
shoulders look irregular and that robs
them Of their grace
"One of these Is to sit with one
hand upon the hip. 1t destroys the
line Of beauty.
Another is to lift or shrug the
shoulders; nothing else so distorts
them.
"A third thing that is very discon-
certing to the shoulders is to sit un.
evenly uron chair, resting one Shout
der only against it.
Easy exercises for making tho
shoulders graceful are these:
'Sit for five minutes each day with
the hands clasped back of the neck
Lift the chin straight upward;
draw back the elbows. Then lower
the elbows and let the hands lie in the
lap, still with the chin held up in the
air.
Walk in the open air with the
shoulders thrown back 1t is an excel
lent thing for the figure.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
THE DAILY LUNCH BASKET.

To the average woman, lunch
basket" means picnic and holiday
outing, and she does not consider
what II means to prepare an appeiz-
ing. wholesome meal for a hungry
man or lively children. The lunch
basket is a great problem. The man
who has couple Of ill-made sand
witches and a bakers pie tied up in an
old newspaper will not be satisfied.
and will visit the saloon to piece out
an unsatisfactory meal. Many wom-
en- have only themselves to blame for
lippling and treating husbands. The
man who has good and satisfying
meal has fortified himself against
many such temptations.
The harder the labor man needs
to perform TO earn his bread. the
better and more carefully that bread
should be made. The manner in
which lunch Is put into the basket
or box has great effect upon the
appetite Of the eater, See that every
thing LIS carefully and daintily packed.
Small Jars and covered glasses make
good receptacles for holding baked
beans, baked apples. salad and nu-
n1erous sauces, These should be
tightly closed, as the flavor OF foods
that are mixed is not always pleas
ant Paper napkins may be purchased
by the hundred for few cents, and
will save the laundry bills. Remeul.
Der TO buy the pure white, as any
color will run when damp, and the
color come of on the food. Good,
substantial sandwiches are those made
with filing Of meat put through the
meat chopper.
Remember, the laboring man en-,
Joys nicely prepared lunch as we'll
as the most fastidious. and that he
needs o digestible and palatable
lunch to keep him able to do his
work.
A little surprise In the form Ct
some treat especially liked will be ap-
preciated by the bread winner as we'll
as the children.
A few pieces Of chocolate, ripe
pear, or cream puff-something to
tempt the appetite is always de-
light.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Trimmlnu Of Roses,

There are gowns of brocade. OF lace.
OF Jet, touched off at the waist line
with an immense satin rose in Ia bril-
liant color. These roses solve the
problem OF color combinations with
grace and skill. and the American
woman should follow the prevailing
French idea Of using them wherever
1t is possible.
A French manufacturer, for instance,
Is making single American beauty
roses with long stems that are 40
near to nature that the observer Is
always fooled. One Of the faultless
blossoms is pinned on the bodice Of an
evening gown and is often worn on
the front Of coat when dark furs are
used. The French women also pin
one across the fur muff, which IL
rather an attractive idea.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
HUMOROUS QO|Ps
uNcoNvENTloNALlTlEs

"l'll do the best can to make ~
musician Of your boy, madam, but he d
succeed better as a window washer"
= like the candy you bring me, Mr.!
Squallop. hut your company bores me,
beyond measure"
Maria, there's going to be trouble
II you don't take your cold feet away
from the small Of my back!"
You know we'll enough, Uncle jon
athan, that we wouldn't entertain as
disagreeable man as you are IL you
weren't rich and childless.D
"Rinkle, you and would get along
ill right IL you'd move to some neigh.
borhood where I never could see you .
Bobby, when you 60 home will YOU
please tell your mamma that think
she ought to wash your face at least
once or twice week."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Divorce Frequent in Russia

Writing on the spread of divorce
In Europe, "A Veteran Diplomat
asys in the December Metropolitan
Magazine:
Divorce In Russia was formerly
condemned by court and by society
alike. Moreover, It was extremely
difficult to accomplish, being grant
ed only on the grounds which would
suffice to secure decree of nullity
from English and American tribun-
ais, or elsewhere for infidelity. But
in the latter case the legal condi.
tons were exacting and the cost Of
a suit SO expensive that demand.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
TeHk1- Zz~,@s.rN-.
Care'.of n Plano.

When closing the house for short
vacation take precautions to keep
moths out of the piano felts. The
back Of every key Is surrounded with
felt, on each hammer are little pads
Of felt and the soft substance is found
in various other places inside the
case Moths and mice will ruin a
piano In a very shtr. time II care 10
not taken to prevent them from do
ing so. Gum camphor loses It's
pungency soon; moth balls lend a dis
agreeable odor for long time after
they are removed; but some sticks OF
sandalwood, or bit Of cotton satu-
rated with this odorous oil, win keep
away moths quite az well as other
smelly" stuffs, and is pleasant per
fume at that. Also take care 70 place
small blocks or pegs OF wood under
The pedals. Mice will always find their
way into piano through these opsr
places.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
DR.. sun Vat Sen has been made

DR.. Sun Vat Sen has been made
president Of the Chinese republic,
We sincerely hope he will have no
cause to regret that the rebellion
was successful. Presidents of new
republics have their troubles, Take
Madero as an illustration. After
spending more money and wasting
more time than did Senator Ike
Stephenson, he now announces that
he will be satisfied with only one
term q
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

Another method Of committing
suicide is a5out to be abolished.
The government has ruled that alb
qintnc, that driak, concerning
which poets nave written volumes
about. Is menace to health and an
order prohibiting the Importation Of
the stimulen1 is now awaiting tho
signature of Secretary of Agriculture
Fisher.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
just to Please Him.

Two suffragettes were met together,
and the one had grievance against
the other.
81 am told" she said, severely.
that you allow your husband to car
ry latch key. Is 1t possible?"
Eyes," answered the other, with an
fndulgent smile. II do let the poor
boy carry latch key, must admit.
But 1t doesn't At the door. ] Just let
him carry 1t to humor him. He likes
to show it to his friends, you know,
and makes them think he's independ-
ent.."--Everybody's Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
AN ECONOMIST ON TRUSTS.

AN ECONOMIST ON TRUSTS.
II any act was ever provided
with teeth" to insure its en-
forcemcnt this was certainly the
case with the antitrust act. The
statute condemned and penalized
In the most comprehensive terms
the conduct of which the trusts
were notoriously guilty. OF
course the Interpretation Of sec
tions of the act presented diff
cult questions TO the courts. At
no period. however. has the SUI
preme court suggested any doubt
as to the validity Of the statute,
and If any fault Is to be found
with the early judicial rulings 1t
Is that they gave its provisions
TOO broad rather than too mar
row an Interpretation. II mel
Their congress nor the courts
were at fault responsibility for
allowing the antitrust act TO re-
main so long almost a dead letter
must be laid at the door Of the
administrative branch of the
government. That It's success
siye presidents and FIVE sue
cessiye attorney generals were
seriously remiss In their duty to
enforce this law will now scarce
" be denied The truth is that
neither Harrison nor Cleveland
nor Mckinley was fitted by
training or conviction to lead the
struggle against the powerful
corporate interests opposed to
the enforcement of the law. The
distress and confusion into
which the enforcement of this
long neglected statute has
thrown the business community
call imperativcly for further con-
/ gressional action. The prohibit
ton of unreasonable combina-
lions In restraint of trade and
oppressive monopolies Is only
part, and that the least difficult
part, Of solution Of the trust
problem. Side by side with 1t
must be developed a policy of
wise regulation which will en-
able the country to enjoy the
benefits while It escapes the
evils Of combination. Professor
Henry r. Seager.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
His 9 Trade.

A man who had been caught in a
raid in gambling house was ar,
ranged, not long ago, before a local
magistrate.
What Is your trader the magis-
trate asked.
81 am a locksmith, sir"
"And what. were you doing in the
gambling DEM" pursued the magi'-
trate. What were you doing when
the police entered?'
The locksmith looked up into the
magistrates face with an expression
of sublime innocence. &.
"Why, your honor" he answered.
~ was making a bolt for the door"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
etudyinn Thundersto rms.

II is announced that thunderstorm
observatory has been established IN
Spain. In which atmospheric dis
charges. both local and distant, are
detected graphically and acoustically.
A wireless telegraph instrument II
used for this purpose, because each
lightning discharge ID accompanied
By electromagnetic waves similar b
those uSed u wirsssss ts1sgfsphS
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Forehanded.

Little Peter had disobeyed hid
mother, and when, in shocked voice.
she called him to her, he came runs
ming with the tears streaming over
his flushed face.
"You won't" he sobbed, clingins
to her hand, you won't have to whip
me, Mummy, cause I'm crying Oh
REVOLUTIONARY Home Companio1@
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Nnvemher Circulation.

The above Is correct statement
Of the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month OF November, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this sixth day Of December, 1911.
LEO J. KLEB,
(SeaD Notary Pubic.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

An Austrian archduke ha. re-
nounced his royal emoluments and
gives up his rank for the purpose
of marrying a German girl Of no
rank. He has probably never had a
chance to look over Americas stock
of heilhsses. Chicago RecordHer
aid. This may be true, but perhaps
the archduke is marrying for love.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
bucks TrsInsd 70 Call wild Birds,

S6ehs 'iafttU>< W van WIN Div
With ropes tethered to collar on
their legs, thirty wild mallard ducks,
owned by duck hunters OF Clark coun.
ty, are being daily rehearsed for their
prospective roles Of live decoys.
which they viii play starting with the
opening Of the hunting season on Get
|. Six weeks ago the birds were feath,
cred balls OF fuzz. but with careful
treatment and feed they have devel.
oped into splendid specimens.
Under the constant tutorsge Of Jess
Troch the ducks are learning ty con.
slant practice to call to their wild
brothers and sisters In the air. Van
couver Correspondence Portland Ore.
CONAN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

According to cable dispatches, the
Jewish passport question, which may
result iii the abrogation of the
Russian treaty of 1892,
has awakened but little interest In
st. Petersburg. The abrogation oil
the treaty. it is estimated, would af-
feet the Russian trade to the extent
of SIS, 600 900 a year and the Ameri.
can trade To the extent Of about
sS2, 100000 annually. Perhaps Rus
sla Is Of the opinion that America
ii tooygrccdy to sacrifice all that
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

1t is reported that John d. Rookie
feler's lake ON his estate at Pecan
tice Hills has disappeared in a mys-
terious fashion. Perhaps the Mer-
rift brothers stole it to drown the
Rev. Mr. Gates in.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
To Whlp on Lace.

To whip lace on garment without
rolling the edge Of the material, place
the lace nearly one-fourth of an inch
from the raw edge of the material and
whip closely. This will roll the ma
terial into neat and even hem which
will wear and wash as we'll as II
hemmed separately. This is partlcu-
larly satisfactory for bias or circular
edges.--Modern Priscilla.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

Despite the fact that she has lived
an eccentric life and has worn &C.
centric clothing, DR.. Mary Walker
was not included in the list OF
famous women. Such Is fate!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

money just to uphold priaciple af-
fectine the nations honor, but from
all indications the Gear is apt to be
disappointed If he has taken that
view Of the matter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

1t is announced in Washington
that the Lorimer investigation Will
be concluded this week If true,
next Christmas will, indeed. be a
merry one.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18
Love Letters In shorthand.

Sir John Kirk OF the Ragged School
Union traces some Of his early sue
;esses TO his special facility in writ.
ng shorthand. When he became en-.
gagged to the young lady who Is now
t4ady Kirk. the two corresponded In
'itman's system. Probably not many
I'VE letters have been written In
aorthand, but Sir Johns were,---Lon.
on Telegraph.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-18

Jack Johnson, referred to in GER
tain Eastern and European publica-
tons as mister" Is on his way
back to America, and declares that
he will not fight again. We thought
tho scarcity of "white hopes" had
decided that question some time ago.