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tire mark others will.
I'm In favor OF shorter houru ond
heartier work. and longer liberties end
bigger wages. But there arc oShar
opinions. My boss and his boss have
their own.
Il don't drive because there IL anv
personal qualification in It. All my
driving comes from being driven.
.Ihings are not what they seem.
neither are men what they look ike.
A soulless driver In the office may nave
his soulful spells overnight.
THOSE who know how 10 dr4v>
themselves and know the rewards OF
self-drivins seldom complain Of The
driver"
And. thinking It all over. the busa.
ness driver was at peace. He must
work and support his family. He could
not AFFORD to be a sentimental phtloso-
pher and fast In the Wilderness or live
on honey and scorpions. SO he ambled
pleasantly out to his wife.
How was business to-day?" ne
asked soothingly.
All right n more coming" G,td
the just driver.
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Letters From the PEOPLE

Noisy Manhattan Nights.
To n Editor d Tns Essnins World.
The garbage In smpticd ~ night (Bangl
BangD
The rAukst h Just at its hsight
WAsu tirsd-out people
Are hoping mat s!sep'n
Their long. patient waiting rsquits.
The Ash cans are noisily olsttsrsd
(Clangl ciangD
AgAinst tho stone curb they arc ba..
tered.
NE racket they keep
Straight along until sisep
(Not that II mattors) IL shattered.
Ths r~urmbiing and smashing ana noise
tcrashi crashD
Tue New Yorker annoysJ
To kfck we don't dare,
10 with patience we'll bear
These latest Manhattan nights j0ysl
SLEBPLEsS,
Does Weather Make Tempsre
10 tss tditor d The Nsnins waid,
Hot weather makes hot temper, In
th~ scent sizzling heat ! heard (snd
tosk pRrt I'M many quarrals that wers
nssdlsss, The heat fraysd tho temper,
.NoaihMits1dnaIDk 49,
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your remarks about. hLnf"
IT II were only . apeakfng acQuaant-
nee. or. better still. q bowling ac-
quaintance. I am sure ] would have no
criticism 10 Offer replied Mrs. Jarr.
'iBut when hat man Rans1e 10 a
DRINKING acquaintance. surely It Is
no more than right that q should
ob1ect!'
you're nice enough 10 him when
YOU meet him. just tho same" said
Mr.. Jarr. doggedly. "To my why of
thinking. Ranglo h q good fellow. a
good husband and father. q good
friend"--
And a good FOR nothing" inter
rupted Mrs. Jarr. but why DO you
not proceed 20 elucidate what his giant
mind has conoeived7"
Jaw, what's the use?" growled Mr.,
Jarr. II was going TO tell you. blu
what good would It do You wouldn',
be interested. Funny thing TO me IL
that ! can't have a friend or an ac-
quaintance that IN any good IN your
eyes"
TIE tragic TO me. not funny" re
marked Mrs. Jarr.
We'll. who should I have a. q friend
and companion1 Iu let you name him.
said Mr.. Jarr.
What would be the good Of m,
making a suggestion OF that sort7" re
Piled Mrs. Jarr. Anybody woul'
name you would not care for"
Name somebody; Jenks downstairs
for instance" suggested Mr.. Jarr.
THAT poor, wcak creature, wfsos
vita beats himT' asked Mrs Jar h
soorn.
well, isn't ehat tho IDEAL modsrl
married manf' Questioned Air. Jarr !
turn,
I'VE won't disouss the rnAstsr," sst
Mrs, Jarr eoidly, ~ would know Nstts
man 10 suggest 10 you W. ronne
personsl they would not bs oongenip
10 You, You have your o%ronies, sue
AZ they are, and ! must aocsp< th
~sftpation, suppose"
A . mattep Of FAM, Afru, Jaw a
proved M Mr., itangie ahsut az muc
~ any good wife can Rppveve ~ an
~
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The Jarr Family Are Wrestling With a Grand Idea
That Seems Likely to Spell "Trouble' for Some One

o~ld-fashioned basket outing"
How grand It will be. with Gus's
wife and the %slavinsky family and the
fully.
'On. come nowi I mean our own
particular friends" said Mr.. Jarr.
You are not very particular . to
your friends." said Mrs. Jarr.
well, It's too hot to night to-day"
SAID Mr.. Jarr, suddenly.
ITO nght7" echoed Mrs. Jarr. do I
ever Say a word7 One would think TO
hear you talk that I was a veritable
virago! You cannot think. though. an
amiable q I always am. h a I can
AFFORD to make free with the class OF
people you seem to delight In"
spoke. IN know better next time!'
oaid Mr.. Jarr.
Isn't that Just nike the mani cried
! Mrs. Jarr. Even that person Ransle
thinks of q little pleasure for his poor
wife and children. and yet o are &C
selfish that you spoil II by inviting
| people that I Wouldn't DO seen with
nor Mrs. Rangle. eitherl"
II haven't invited anybody" said Mr.
Jar sulkily. II just asked you IL a
wouldn't be nice. and Rangls and
were going TO leave It to You and t.
/ his wife to make up tho party"
why didn' I you say 90. Them" CRIED
Mrs. Jarr. IT'S the FIRST kindly Of
sensible suggestion that I ever hearS
you or that man Rangle mako. I thini
Il would be grand! Wen have Clare
Mudridge and Jack Silver. and Corr
Htckett and her mother. and Mrs. Ter
williger and her husband"
For further particulars see to-mor
rows paper
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WIN be interested to observe That the worn has turned.
A national league Of antitobacconhs- including, besides the
aforesaid redoubtable Dr.. Pease, such wen-known educators and d.
vine- rs Chancellor James R. Day Of Syracuse University, Prof. Burt
q. Wilder Of Cornell, President David Starr Jordan Of Leland Stan
ford, tho Rev. Dr.. Jenkin L. Jones Of Chicago and Dr.. Harvey W..
Wiley, the Government pure food expert-has applied to Supreme
Court Justice Giegerich in New York for . certificate Of tncorpora
ton. The charter has not been granted as yet, but the Non-smokers
Protective League Of America Il already putting out dense clouds Of
protest, plans, and genera invecHve. They arc going to publish
antinicotne books and magazines, and calculate that In fifteen years
smoking and chewing in public win be outlawed.
Dr. Wiley, in his character Of president of the American Thera-
peu1cal Society, takes the comparatively liberal attitude that "a man
may smoke his lungs to a frazhe and spt his head of, provided he
does il at home or out IN the woods and mesdows, but he must not
do it where there are other human beings"
Any old argument comes IN handy, and DR.. Wiley rings In alcohol
and the hot weather Just 10 make \ moro interesting.
mo psrson," he ev. "should suffer from sunstroke who has not
out IN the sun and stand II, whereas "take q man whose system is
full Of nicotine or alcohol and the moment the suns rays hit him good
no crumble, and sometimes gives up tho ghost"
How sbout tho horses that drop2 10 It "booze" Of nicotne7
Worst Of al, ths rcformer would bunch tobacco with rum as a
promoter Of Hypocrisy. He notes that even now college students, a
brand Of animal not noted for dsintiness or regard for the feelings
Of othsrs, viii crawl beneath q ~grsndstand TO take a pull from the
bottle that cur@L" Aud he predicts that IN q few years "any man
who wants to smoke Will have to make . concession 10 public seni-
ment by crawling into . hole or retiring to his own home"
This sort Of hot air 10 not going TO do any harm to the Tobacco
Trust, nor any good to tho real appreciators Of the inccnseladen leaf
Smokers themselves would be overwhelmingly in favor Of any move
The man who smokes in the subway, OF in the general waiing-room
of q railway station, or between courses at dinner, or on the wonans
side Of the ferryboat, has no real friends even In his own class.
The whole question practically resolves itself to this: May not a
gentleman smoker Or to put 1t tho other way about, must the
smoker be o hog2
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Refle ctions Of a
Business Driver
rHE man whom ono dainty damsel
and snail wise letter address<r

"HE man whom one dainty damsel
n snail wise letter addresser
called that dummy driver with
the g~rouchache" came home from the
Office. tossed himself into a Morris
chair and sighed like an exhaust valve.
His wife fled to her W harbor be-
hind the gas TOW For when the signs
OF internal dissens!on break out It is
wise to leave tho tired and troubled
business man to his own reflections. .
The afflictLng reflections are generally
numerous when o have just over
heard a lot of typists with q thousand
grievances paint your soul a deep black
with muddy trimmings.
Hasn't he the sly eye for catching
you watch the clocE7" satd ono.
What black looks ne can throw you
oven when your neck and arms are
cramped with hurry" said another, &C.
cording TO tho Chicago Tribune.
"A man like that a have no ideal
but that which Ia founded on dollars"
said the third, whom tho manager had
always thought a wise and practical girl
who understood the responsibilities Of
tAs position.
Under his troubled exterior as ne
leaned back in the chair he felt and
fought these stings.
1t W 5 nothing to rsue OF with others,
but 1t was something for little private
conclaves with himself after coming
home from work.
II am paid to be a good business man
ager." he unused. mot - good cushion
bearer for tho pretty ones who expect to
be paid for their cheerful presence.
II must drive that l may not be driven
out OF a Job. j am driven by the higher
ups in ways they never consider.
IT am not a driver at heart. When !
sec that little asparagus sprout OF a
woman at the end desk ! sometimes get
. few thoughts that don't At into bust
ness. But whats tho usof II ! don't toe
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The Days Good Stories
A Kentucky Fantasy.

~ Under tns seat, stAnssr." cried ne
Blnsgrao man. - no Gipped TO the
0oor.
"what's wronyi" gaspsd ne stronger.
'BAngl bsnsl bsnsl Ths tain Rshssd bad.
Nv.
"ouss ~ nssa' tfsouta al nshk" quDeA NJ
native, ~ hs rissd bic head,
'why, WHAT'S the ~tr'uhls'" dsmsndsd ~ odhs
''Taln't really noth,n'," the nsnNs explained,
TEST m boys up n IN mountains 6ooaa' u
III train hants. They dent mean no hsm,"
'IBu, thy might Kill sonsbody"
"ws.!, yas. they DO nov an thsa,
"6lcod gnHosl Why don't tho ausherrsss Ia,
tsNersi"
""Twou!dnt no wush wills, NJ M ssppsd
I'm from shOetn' train hands. iiss ~ pei ting,
tsEa .haetn' p~ssssnfs-, bs'dss, tav Asa'
1907 r. gIn3lnr<eM1Me
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FROM MR.. FRED THORN I'm
TOWN. TO MRS. THORN (AT
THE SHORE).

~ BARIEST GIRL: I feel so blue
! hardly know what to write!
There. / had my suit case al
- most packed n my white
duck trousers pan clean from
the laundry. ready TO do tho willie of
the yacht stunt. when all Of a sudden
a man blows down from Toronto-a
crackerjack customer he is. too-and
wants me TO do New York honors for
him and his another, an old dame OF
sixty-hve!
Business Is business-the older I grow
the more Thoroughly I realize hat! n
II hubby doesn't keep his nose to the
grindstone. wife will have 10 substitute
Isle for silk and machine made lingerie
in place OF the dainty. convent en-
broidered kind.
Not that I'm oom~plaininH. darling.
There 10 nothing under the sun too
good for my little girl, ana n by MAX
ing a few u%nlmportant sacrifices my
self. I can add one iota to her happi-
ness. I do II gladly!
So. while 20 are breathing In the
cool. salt air Saturday night, think Of
me trying 20 make a Toronto zap and
a \ shtns damsel Of sixty-nve well
como 10 our CITY,"
I'll write again in a few days, II YOU
only knew how l miss my own baby
ElN! As ever. FRIED.
FROM MRS, FRED THORN TO Mr..
THORN ESPECIAL DELIVERY
~ ARlrN0 iritBD'-whsn ! got your
note ! really felt like sitting down
and having II good CRY! had
looked forward 80 to your coming down
AZ the week end,
My poor, dear hoy, why a q hsvv
20 work ~ hard2 II Worries mo SOL
fear your health will heeak down lnns
~
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b not considered wifely to voice such
approvals. Why7
You were going 10 tell mo Of your
friend Mr.. Rangle's suggestion" Mrs.
Jarr went On. II suppose he wants
you to 60 OF on q c~amp!ng-out trip
somewhere: some drinking. oard-piay-
Ing expeditiour'
NO. he doesn't" said MI. JSr. IT
thought Il q good idea as no proposed
Y, but ! don't suppose you'd are TO
hear It. OF. II You did hea n, you
wouldn't approve OF t."
III % viii kindly tell me what II
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Notes That
Crossed In the Mail


o-
we'll and strong now.
but, I suppose II II IL important busi-
ness. We must sdmply bow to the newt
able. You have told me d often that
our bread and butter depends ON Just
such little. sudden business engage
mentsi
You say Think Of me on Saturday
night" Why. my dsTdins. 10 there .
minute Of the day or night that you are
not In my heart! Think Of youf Z will
be miserable for you'll
Love and kisses from your devoted
DORA.
FROM MIR. FRED THORN TO HIS
PAL (BY MESSENGER)
= rs all fixed for Saturday night. I
pulled some Canadian soft stun to
the missus and got tree.
Don't forget-the same gang. at my
house at nine sharp. No rough stun
this time. and . dolsAr ltmiti
Jamison sent up Q oaSe of someth4is
that ci1nlxs like glasA and I took q
! chance and ordered q ton OF ice. Alto
gether. Saturday night listens good to
muhi FRED.
FROM MRS. FRED THORN TO HER
SUMMER ROMEO (AGED 90.
~ RIGHTBYDs. DEAR: Got . note
X from the meal ticket that burstA
- open the prison bars. Allah bless
the man from Toronto WHO blew down
May the rest Of his ines pathway b
strewn with rose-leavest
These week-ends have gotten to b On
awful nuisance why does . week have
to end, anyway
hut TIiIs Saturday night, instead o,
being black. impenstrablo gloom. vii
he radiant, Whistle your little oodl
! whistle at nine and III 10 with you Q,
the boat in a minute. And you and ]
viii 70 gliding ovsr The path of Hlvss
tho moon aprays IN the blsok waters.
sAsss satsw sss yssesss aae cse!ess'
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-, that I may know how your dear.
good friend Ransle 10 going to brighton
all our lives. for / assume I am IN
cludeo. I will be better able to give
my humble opinion" remarked Mrs.
JarF.
"wsil.' sasd Mr.. Jes,. IN dubious 90
CENTS. for hh snthustasm was spent,
''Rangls thought Il might be . good
idea II our families tool a day on
together: possibly with some sther
friends Of ours We might 60 70 some
pleasant ~picnicking place LIKE Glen
Ialand or New Dorp. M have . regular
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Tickets for Everything.

HeTRHbor now WOuId 0ell In n
IV ticket
'> For a lunch, perchance, ~
Or a moonlight dance, lrN7E-
Or tennis or cricket.
Each man you meet would SER Won q
ticket.
You've a protest made,
But you can't evade
The vigilant picket.
By day. by night. they pound on M
wicket.
I ave no excuse,
SO I Just produce 4.
And purchase a ticket. =
Louisville Courier,JouruA. :
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ls.ns1afed By Helen Rowland.

ROWLAND L1, He mdTfed Z" e"ue ~"
cacofton. but the bachelor befdketh HIMSELF unto the green ftds ~
tAc yunntno ~uters-for they hare DIFFERENT ideas Of q restc~e.
The 5orme, stueth In hs office surrounded BY cooling fans ond -
drinks, and the latter slheth upon the hotel plaza surrounded v 1e"s
ntntp and mosquitoes and odnIdton.
For. behold. the summer otI 10 upon his tafL and she shopcfh Nm
no mercy, She IeGdcth him to the lake and mdketh him to ply ne 0e~se
oar: she droooeh him unto the golf links and sendcfh him chasing ooH.
She Iuyefh him to the tennis cosr.
In the morning she oppcdreth upon the beach. q hoTclod mermd'd oo
u,oeth Mn to teach hr D SWIM.
When the bath " ovv Ne Ja~wctA hr HAIR to make " ov.
He bVGdeth hr p<UoWs Of so~6
He }foheth her oIoVes od toteth Nor porusoL
He osn3seth her poodle and brn0efh hr cooking ices.
In the eoenino she oeneth MIN into the ballroom ad mnkefh NM
to DANCE-dnd he |aNneth her come moro.
Verify certln she keepeth him 0otn0i
And cohen he hath finished his Ldbors, she rendch POETRY INTO NJ
uhtch 10 the REFINEMENT Of cruelty
She keepeth hts heart upon the Jump and his pockctoook uorketh oce>
time. She otpeh him no peace.
Yet ae toondereh pp he doth not PROPOSED
But, I coy unto no.. WHY shall any mon condemn himself Sto q He
sentence at hard hborf
verttp rerly, a foolish damsel oipeth oil her days to ENTERTAIN
ING a man, but q pAe domss otpah him a REST. SeIah!
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ding his coat.
"And what -
the great thought
OF your friend
Rang1s, tho popu.
lar ar room IN
t~ertAinsrf" a0ked
Mrs. JA1 crush
ingiy.
well. dog gone!"
cried Mr.. Jarr.
Can't I have a
speaking ~aoqualnt-
anoe wtth Q
netghbor without
your being add In
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The issue is one Of more than ordinary popular concern because
it is alleged as one Of the causes Of the high price of cab service
in this city that large royalties have to be paid to the propretor
Of the hotels and cafes before which the cabs and taxis have their
stands. II the allegations be true, the abolition Of such royalties
would rebound to the benefit Of the public.
It 10 curious that q question Of this kind should have been so
long left without an appeal to the courts. 1t is because no one
contests such claims that abuses of privilege grow up in American
communities. Fortunately it is never too late to mend.
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~ ANGLES got a pretty good
* idea,' said MIR. Jarr coming In
~ the other eyenhG and shod-
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NON.SMOKE WREATHS.

1 r f there 8
smoke there must
be FIRE, and tho
generally
has become aOcus-
toned to the O C
sional outbreaks OF
practical crusaders
like DR.. Charles @.
Pense, who da,nor
for the arrwt Of
al public smokers
except gasoline
sutos. Those who
regard such radi-
cal reforme1s a.
the hookworm Of
the tobacco cult
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By Roy L. MCC

Copyright. 1911, by The Pros Publishing 90.
THE New York World.
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CAB AND TAXI STANDS.

UT Of the controversy over the cab and taxi ser
vice there has come a suit in tho courts to de-
termine the right Of the owners Of hotels and
cafes to grant 10 certain individuals or cor
p~orstions an exclusive privilege Of maintaining
CAB and tad stands In front Of their places
Of business.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-06-23
WINTHROP COLLEGE
Scholarship and Entrance Examfna
ton.

The examination for the award OF
vacant scholarships in Winthrop col
lege and for the admission Of new
students will be held at the county
court house on Friday, July 2, at 9
a. NJ. Applicants must be not less
than fifteen years of age. When schol-
arships are vacant after July Z they
will be awarded to those making the
highest average at this examination,
provided they meet the conditions
overning the award. Applicants for
scholarships should write to Presi-
dent Johnson before the examination
for scholarship examination blanks.
The scholarships are worth S1OO
and free tuition. The next session
will open September 20, 1911. For fur
.ther information and catalogue, ad-
dress President D. B. Johnson, Rock
Hill S. C.
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,

County Of NeWberry.
By Frank NJ. schumpert Esquire
Probate Judge.
WHEREAS, D. P. Boukn1gnr maze
suit to me, to grant him Letters u
Administration of the Estate of and
effects Of J. Alonzo Bouknight
THESE ARE. THEREFORE to cite
and admonish all and singular the
kindred and Creditors Of the said j.
Alonzo Bouknight deceased, that they
be and appear before me, in the court
of Probate, TO be held at Newberry,
S. c., on the 18th day Of June next af-
ter publication thereof, at II o'clock
in the forenoon, to show cause, if any
they have, why the said Administra-
ton should not be granted.
GIVEN under my hand, this 9th
day of May, Anno Domini, 1911.
F. N. Schumpert,
J. P n. C..
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In fighting to keep the blood pure
the white corpuscles attack disease
germs like tigers. But often germs
multiply so fast the little fighters are
overcome Then see pimples, boils,
eczema, saltrheum and sores multiply
and strength and appetite fail. This
condition demands Electric Bitters to
regulate stomach, liver and kidneys
and to expel poisons from the blood.
"They are the best blood purifier"
writes G. T. Budahn, of Tracy, Calf,
II have ever found" They make rich,
red blood, strong nerves and build up
June 1911, at II o'clock a.. NJ, in the
Office Of the Probate Judge for New
your health. Try them. soc. at VIM.
E. Pelham & Sons.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-06-23
1911
7S5. 1911
COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON.

127th Year begins September %.
Entrance examinations at all the
county seats on Friday, July Z, at 9
a. II.
The college is well endowed, enab-
ling it to maintain the highest stand
ards.
It offers complete 4-year courses In
Ancient and Modern Languages
Mathematics, History, Economics
Science and Engineering.
Courses for B. A., B. S., and B.. S
degree with Engineering.
A free tuition scholarship to each
county of South Carolina. Vacant
Boyce scholarships, giving s1OO q year
and free tuition, open to competitive
examination in September.
Expenses reasonable. Terms and
catalogue on application. Write to
Harrison Randolph, President Char
lesion, S. C..
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1911-06-23
TEACHERS WANTED.

The patrons of st. Lukes school
will meet Saturday, June "a, at 3 p.
m. to eject teachers for the session as
follows: One principal at $50 per
month, one assistant at S35 per
month. Applications can be sent to
either of the undersigned.
Geo. F. Hunter,
Prosperity, S. c.
J. o. Moore,
Prosperity, S. G.
r. S. Hawkins,
Prosperity, S. G.
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Beth Eden PastOrate.

Service at Colony on second and
fourth Sundays at II a. m. Sunday
school at 10 a. m. T. J. Wicker, super
intendent. Beth Eden, first Sunday
II a. m, and third Sunday at p. N.
Sunday school on first, second and
and fourth Sundays at 10 a. m, and
on third Sunday 8 p. m. J. C. Craps,
superintendent. st. James on third
Sunday at 1890 a. m. and first Sum-
day .. m. Sunday school every
Sunday afternoon. Sidney J. Mayer,
superintendent.
Jas. 3. Kinard, pastor.