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The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
Consultation,

FOR over nine years I suffered with chronic
constipation and during this time had IN tsLs
an injection Of warm water once every a hour,
before I could have action on nv boveIa
Happily tried cascarets, and today am we'll
man. During the nine years before I used
Cascarets suffered untold misery with internal
piles Thanks to you, am free from all that
this morning. You can use this In behalf Of
suffering humanity. 3. F. Fisher, Roanoke, nj
Peasant. Pa1atable. Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good: Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
l0c. Csc. Soc. Never sold In bulk Tho zen.
uine tablet stamped &C. c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. a30
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
Dairy Products,

Chicago.-Butter Steady; creamer-
les, 17@25c; dairies, 16@22c.
Eggs-Weak; at mark, cases includ-
ed, 20@22c; firsts. 23c; prime firsts.
24c
Cheese-Steady; daisies, 14%@
1bAc; twins, 13@13Ac; young Amer
ioas. 15h@16c; long horns, 1910
I6c.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
A Hard Subject.

What is the racket about in the
inner office?"
THE loud talking?"
Yes"
THE boss has a new stenographsr,
and she is having some trouble train
ing him"
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
WEAK BACKS MADE STRONG.

Backache in most cases is kidney
ache, and usually accompanied by ir-
regularities of the urine. To remove
the pain and weakness, you must cure
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
OF Course.

OF COUFSe.
II see that the inmates OF New
York lunatic asylum are going to ID
sue a weekly paper"
Yes. and I'll bet every fool outside
will think he could edit it better than
1t is edited by the lunauc inside"
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28

One Of the worst things under the
sun is a shady reputation.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS
Iour druggist will refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case Of Itching, Bind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 10 IA days. Soc.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28

Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured
by DR.. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
granules
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28

Some turn their backs on ordinary
principles to gaze at heavenly pros
poets.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
HOWARD E. BURTON. AssAYER & CHEMIST

LEADNILLE. COLORADO.
epeoImen prices. Gold silver, lead. 81 gold
silver, 75c. gold. soc; zinc or copper. 81
Mailing envelopes and fun price list sent
application. Control and umpire work
iicited Reference: Carbonate National Bank
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28

Petrified creeds always have tho
sharpest angles.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
His Wife, For Example

How can a man get to the front?"
How"
Yes
by keeping pushing people behind
him"
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
EIojn Butter,

gin.-Butter-Firm, 25c. Output,
$4,000 lbs.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28

Many who think they mean right
are right mean.
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
Sheep.

Grain.
Wheat, choice milling, 100 lbs. ..1.31
Rye, Colorado, bulk ............1 .1lo
Nebraska oats, sacked go. 1.25@1.27
Corn in sack w .......1 .1.01
Bran. Colo, per 100 lbs. ........11O
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
WI e ST e RN
MINING NEWS
THE TREND OF METAL PRICES.
IN 3 r I e F

IopPer ..............$1 .$12.3I a 126 ~
t.eau ..s.s.... "a. Az ~ 4.5O
S1eIter .$5.37 " a $40
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
Game.
Butter.

ElSlH 20
Creameries, eX. East, lb. e.. 30
Creameries, ex. Colo, ID .. 29
Creameries, I'd grade, lb. .23 024
Process and renovated ...23 @24
Packing stock .... 13
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
Hogs.

| Hogs.
Good hogs . ..........7.65@7.75
The Glenwood post., 1911-01-28
Eggs.

Eggs.
Eggs, case count, case .... 81
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Rangers Robinson and Duffy have
just finished sowing several flve-acre
tracts to yellow pine seed on the Bat
Element reserve, says the Plateau
Voice. These tracts we selected with
regard to altitude, slope and soil con-
ditions, ranging from 5000 to $500
feet In elevation. AS there are only
a few trees of the yellow pine species
In Battlement forest these paintings
will be cared for as experimental
tractt. The last sowing was at the
Big Creek ranger station, at an alti-
tude of 5000 feet, and was sown from
snowshoes on three feet Of snow. In
the spring. or after the snow disap-
pears, the areas thus planted will be
sown with poisoned grain to kill of
the chipmunks, mice and gophers,
the most destructive animals to con-
tend with In the re-seeding Of the
forest The seed used in this work
was from the Black Hills national
forest.-Rife Telegram.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

The two extra specialists had pound
ed him and sounded him and felt his
pulse and tapped his frame till he
could only lie In cold Precipitation Of
fear.
"Undoubtedly it's case of appendI-
citis." said specialist No. l gravely.
"Undoubtedly." assented specialist
No. 2.
But would he be able to stand an
operation?" pondered No. l,
'Ah. would her echoed No. 2.
They dug him in the ribs again. and
he squeaIed.s
.Ah." remarked No. l. II think we
ought to let him get bit stronger be-
fore we cut into him."
'"Confound your paIaver" gnsped the
patient. starting up. what do you
take me for. cheese?'-Answers.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Call Missed His Calling.

Call Missed His Calling.
Magistrate Joe Call believes in set
fling trivial cases amicably. and doz-
en- times day he is called upon to act
as umpire. mediator or arbiter. AZ the
case may be.
As the sequel to a neighbour row
recently an irate woman proceeded to
the magistrates ONCE. demanding a
warrant for the arrest of her next door
neighbor and the husband. The pros
ecutor. after paying the $3.50 which
warrant costs. chuckled with satisfac-
ton a. the constable went to arrest
the pair designated a. defendants
When the bearing was held Magis-
trate Call tried hard to smooth things
down: but. In spite Of bis friendly Of
fceA. the two women glared at each
other and punctuated every minute
with some tart remark. In the course
Of events the magistrate sought to
have the case settled amicably. but
the woman prosecutor was insistent
that she get satisfaction"
suficient evidence was produced to
sustain the allegation. and Magistrate
Gail held the pair in $500 bail each to
keep the peace. lnasmuch as they
were without friends who could give
that security. he allowed them to sign
their own bonds and depart In peace.
This provoked the woman pros
ecutor. and after watching the depart
ing neighbors 20 she turned to Magis-
trate Call and said:
And that's what get for my $2.50f
You're not magistrate. You ought to
be minister."-Philadelphia Times.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Saved His Mothers Life.

-Four doctors had given me up"
writes Mrs. Laura Gaines, Of Avoca,
La, land my children and all my
friends were at times looking for me
to die, when my son insisted that /
use Electric Bitters. I did SO, and
they have done me world Of good.
/ will always praise them" Electric
Bitters is q priceless blessing to wom-
en- troubled with fainting and dizzy
spells, backache, headache, weak
ness, debility, constipation or kidney
Use them and gain new
health, strength and vigor. They're
to satisfy or money re-
Only zoe at all druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
RANcELY NOTES.

viii Coltharp is . Rangely visitor.
Bee Rector has gone to Rifle on
business.
Horace Coltharp was in looking
after ditch Affairs.
John Coltharp Is sick with severe
attack Of the IL grippe.
A new organ has been placed In the
upper Rangely school house.
Robert Goss aud wife left the first
of the week for Dragon, Utah.
Ellis Bros. disposed of two car loads
Of wild horses recently to eastern
horse buyers.
Fred p. and Mrs. Hahn have ar
rived from Kansas. They will make
their home with Lou Hahn.
The stork visited the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. r. A. Carroll on April I'd,
leaving fine eleven-pound boy.
Claude Boyd has returned from
Vernal, Utah, with fine bunch Of
yearling steers. He intends ranging
them on Douglas creek.
T. J. Devine has given up position
of landlord, and vacated the Nor
gan boarding house and has moved
ten miles down the river to the Fred
Owens place.
r. A, G.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
THE ANCIENT MARINER.

II was . mournful man and ioae-
A tear stood In his eye
A-seated on a roadside stone
As l was passing by.
He grasped mo by the dexter sleeve.
] asked him. Sir. why do you grtsvs1s
at was an aviator. and
That aviator |.
Who thought that his machine was granA."
He sadly made reply.
II fatn would scale ethereal heights
A-smulating Of the Wrights.
81 fain would skim the realms Of air
In winged aeroplane.
And, like . falcon. here and there
Cavort exc would fain.
Now. flaming something's very well.
While doing Il 10 terrible
II started up the engine. The
Propeller buxzed around.
The motor chuG -chugEed furiously
And shook the very ground.
Then drained drek deep sorrows cup
The darnsd machine would not 60 upI
From one .. m. till half past four.
With cheerful whir and ciank.
II went. and then there was no more
Petroleum IN the tank.
With fervor then loudly cussed.
Expressing hopes that It would bust.
with rage l raved and ramped until
Ny vocal cords tore;
But, though It caused me anger. still
1t did not make me soar.
Tho moral is But ere he'd done
Upon his jaw landed one.
Ill put moral in its place
Do not make puns and save your face.
IN. Salisbury in Puck.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Notice v Non Residents Of Probate Of
will,
STATE OF COLORADO, L..
COUNTY OF RIO BLASCo M"


COUNTY OF Rio BLASCo
In the County Court, In Probate.
The people Of the State of Colorado to the
nepAeWs and nieces of Andrew J. Younker,
deceased. greeting:
the County Court of Rio Blanco County, IN
the stats of Colorado that you. the said
anSSr lis last viii and Testament q the
said Andrew ]. Younker, deceased, and that
sons OF you are non-residents OF the state
Nov, Therefore. in accordance with the
prOyiaions OF the statute In such cases made
and provided. and by order Of Court duly
made and entered, you are hereby nOtthed
that an instrument of writing purporting to
be the last Will and testament OF the said
10 the said court for probate on the sHh day
residing 1t MeeEer, in the State ofColorado;
decease, . resident OF Rio BiancO County. in
the state Of Colorado; that the said deced-
en i.sd SpS hs preperty in the
words and figures following, to-wit:
In the name Of God. Amen: j. Andrew
Of the sge of a. years, being OF sound and
disposing mind and memory, do hereby
make, ordain, publish and declare this TO be
my last Will md testament: That Is TO
first:-:After. all my Just debt. are paid
and aissharsa aewe ana NV nun.
dred dollars (S5D.O0l.
SecOnd:-I give, devise and beqneath To
my nephew, Charley bloomfield, five hum
dred dollars ttaO.OOi.
Thtrd;-I give, devise and bequeath to all
my uephcws and nieces now living tinclud-
ing the nephew mentioned in paragraph
two sbove) all the rest and residue Of my
property, real, personal and mixed, to be
divided equally among them share ana
share alike.
hereby make, constitute and appoint my
nephew, Charley Bloomfield, to be Executor
Of this my last will and testament, hereby
revoking all former and other Wills ny me
made. ..
In witness whereof, ] have hereunto set
my hand this 18th day OF March, In the year
Of our Lord. one Thousand nine hundred
and eleven (l0lD.
tSigned, A. J. YouNKER.
You are hereby notified to be and appear
before said Court at the County Court Room
in tho Court House in Meeker, In the
County of Rio BIanco, in the State Of Colo
RADIO. ON the LIST day Of May, A. d., lall then
and there TO attend the hearing on the pro-
bate Of the said alleged last will and tesla
ulent Of the said Andrew J. YOunker, de-
ceased, and further to do and perform what
shall then, by the said Court he required
and adtudged.
In witness whereof, / have hereunto set
my hand and afTixed the seal Of said Court
ri my ONCE in Meeker, in said County, this
55th day of March, A. b. 1911.
(sEA0 A. l.. SrREHLKE, Clerk.
. la.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
The Settler Loses q Friend

An editorial In q late issue Of the
Rifle Telegram voices our sentiments
as follows:
Orchard A. Ballinger, secretary Of
the interior in President Taft's cabi-
meta man. In the opinion of q great
army of people In the United States,
believed to be the victim Of a foul
and vicious conspiracy; q man the
most hated of any In public life to-
day, and yet one with the staunchest
friends, has resigned and will at once
retire to private life. The rulings Of
Secretary Ballinger for the guidance
Of land officials In dealing with the
public land questions AS related to
the homeseeker have invariably been
in favor Of the latter, and the passing
of Mr.. Bailinger may witness many
changes that will work to the disad-
vantage of settlers who have yet to
secure their patents for government
land. Certain 1t is that the Pinchot
brand Of officialdom has not made 1t
easy for the settler, and with Mr.. Bal
linger retired 1t Ia. not unlikely that
additional hardships will be imposed.
The new secretary Is w. l.. Fisher, Of
Chicago, a strong adherent Of Pin
chot, and is vice-president Of the Ma
tional Conservation association, Of
which Pinchot is the president.
The appointment by President Taft
of Mr.. Fisher must necessarily cause
much comment, for the president had
fired Mr.. Pinchot from the job Of
chief forester. and In accepting Bal
linger's resignation scored the lstter's
detractor's in no uncertain terms, yet
he Immediately appoints q Pinchot
man to fill the vacancy.
1.-THE saying that politics makes
strange bedfellows was never better
exemplIfled than In the present In
stance"
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

"Our baby cries for Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy" writes Mrs T. b.
Kendrick, Basaca, Ga. Its the best
cough remedy on the market for
coughs, colds and Group" For sale
by all dealers.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Mr.. Fairbanks is now travelling in
California, and the other day, when
he reached sunny Pasadena, famed
for its equable climate and perennial
roses, snow fell tor the first time in
twenty wears,
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

"she asked me to guess her age"
"Did you get 1t rightT
"she said | did and seemed much
pleased"
How in the world did you do it?'
"Why. you see happened to know
her real age."-Cleveiand Plain Dealer.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Never Out Of Work.

The busiest little things ever made
are DIR. Kings New Life Pills. Every
pill is a sugar-coated globlue of
health. that changes weakness into
strength, languor into energy, BRAIN
flag into mental power; curing con-
stipation, headache, chills, dyspepsia
and malaria. Only Csc at all drug
pists,
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

The story is ended; the curtain hae
fallen on the last line in the railroad
controversy. The roads, one and all,
have decided to accept the decision
of the interstate board, temporarily
ut least, and will give the shippers a
chance
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

A contemporary renews the old
question as to whether it is "that mo-
lasses" or "those molasses." Neither
one this weather. Judging from the
roads, it's mOlasses.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
BLACK DIAMOND COAL

Always In chute at mine and at lum-
Der yard. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Two (32). dollars at mine; IS de-
livered In town. Phone, Rio 8, or
Arnold Bros, Rio 40.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

wANTED:-By sober, steady, reli-
able man Of AZ years Of age, work on
stock farm, or as teamster, or to run
stationary engine. Address stating
wages. f. ]. GRIFFIN, Gladstone,
MINI,
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

The code commission Of Nevada
proposes to allow q condemned GRIM
inal to choose his own means of ex-
ecution. Suppose he elects to drink
himself to death?
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Mr.. Hartman left . daughter who
Is now raising sheep. This is great
improvement in the usual million
aires offspring, who generally raises
something else.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

The reason many people never
have coughs is because they
have learned to use Lunga-
line at the first system.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Texas rough riders will present the
colonel with q fve-hundred-dollar
saddle-and just when he has been
endorsed, too.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Eggs are eleven cents dozen on
the farm in Kansas and twenty-five
cents at the Kansas City stores. How
thankful the farmer should be for the
tariff that protects his hens from
competition with the psuper hens Of
Europe!
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Engraved cards, invitations, etc.
Our samples will help you decide.-
THE HERALD.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Senators Hale and Cummins are
lecturing from the same platform.
And yet some folks say that internA-
tional peace is visionary.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
The Population Of the World.
Our Young Barbarlans At Play.

our Young baFpsF'anb " wy
Father What are you moplng about
the house In this trying manner: Why
don't you 60 out and play with Harry
Higgins? AZ
sou-Because played with Harry
Higgins yesterday. md don't suppose
he's well enough yet.-Harper's Week
IL
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

HORSES FOR SALE Mares and
Geldings. VIII sell on time, to those
desiring time, with secured paper.
(tf.) J. C. GENTRY.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Galvanized chimneys, any size
made to order, by A. E. Lytle.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
BREED ONLY TO THE BLOOD THAT
HAS PRODUCED THE BEST
BOB LOCKHEART
Thoroughbred Trotter

BOB LOCKHEART, No. 36s6o, dark bay
horse, right hand coronet and left hind
pastern white; stAnds ION hands high and
weighs l1OO pounds. Bred by H. h. smith,
ireton, lows. FoAled April ~, 1907.
Individually he Is q horse Of grand finish
and plenty of substance, with tne dispose
ton, deep strong shoulders, stout bach, very
strong loins and stines, strong bone with the
best Of feet and legs.
"Like Begets Like"
His blood lines are of the best rs will be
seen by his tabHlated pedigree. Here you
get the Wiiks and NutwoOd Cross, with the
third and fourth dams Morgan.
hob Lockheart has won In the show ring,
nfst at Plymouth county fair as a yearling;
second At Iowa state fair a. two year old !;
first ut Rock Valley district fair a. two
yesr-old stallion: sweepsteakes ~ a stallion
Of any age or breed at Rock Valley district
fair, ipU. First AZ n standard bred stallion
and sweep stakes over all stations any age
or breed at sioux county fair, 1897.
VIII stand for season 1911, at home ranch.
Coal Creek.
Terms made known upon application.
0. H. LUNNEY, Owner.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

See THE HERALD for your sOciet.
engraving. The best this side OF Chi
cago.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Good Things to Eat
BOUGHT AND
SOLD

The Harp-Peterson Company will
buy your herd or sell you herd.
Will contract to buy steers or stock
cattle for customers. We know what
is required for the White River val
ley range and are prepared to meet
all demands. Address
The Harp-Peterson Co.,
Meeker, Colorado
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Geographical visyys.

Western Editor Ito returned native)
What do the people down east think
Of Arizona and New Mexico as states7
Native yawningD = They talk as
though they thought each state would
send pair Of Indian snake dancers
to the United States senate.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Notice to Travellers

When you come to Rifle and want
u good home-cooked meal stop next
door to 1. O. O. F. hall.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
For Sale or Trade

my stock of undertaking goods, at q
bargain. H. II. HOLLOWAY.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Send THE HERALD east.
A Fine Ranch At Bargain

The L. N. Boner ranch In Powell
park, for sale at tS5 per acre; 800
acres; all under water and plenty Of
It; land all under cultivation. Poo.
health of owner necessitates sale.
Inquire L. N. Boner. or at this Office.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08
Advetised Mail Matter.

The following described mail mat
ter remains unclaimed In the post
office at Meeker, Colorado, the week
ending April 2, 1911, and If not called
for within two weeks will be sent to
the dead letter Office:
BeIcher,JH Clark, NJ t2)
Cass, A l. ~ Clark. Miss M
Cox,CE Huckler, Edward t3)
McKenna, DIR H HolcOmbs. Mr. BufOrd
Miller, Miss Lizzie Merrillise, Miss Mary
Warnack, Roberts. Mrs l.. j t5l
Weams, Mrs Wlneford, Mrs. Viola
Wslsburg, Mr.
When calling for any Of the above,
please say advertised" and give date
OF list. t1
w. 9. FISK, Postmaster.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Europe II taking a decided stand
against Mormonism. Some day Amer
lea may also take an interest in the
suhiect.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Dr. Taylor, dentist, Meeker.
The Meeker herald., 1911-04-08

Mrs. BLANcHE.H owEy.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1911-05-05
Cy Whittaker'S
By JOSEPH G. LINCOLN
Copyright. Ico5. by D. Appleton
g CO.
SYNOPSIS.

CONGRESSMAN Heman Atkins wants M
huy ~ Whittaker's place Cy unexpect-
edly returns to his boyhood home
Every one in Bayport venerates ano
fears Atkins except 81 Atkins opposes
the selection OF Miss Phoebe Dawes "a
teacher.
CIV champions Phoebe Dawes against
Atkins. and she T. elected teacher. Cy
engages Mrs Beasley a. housekeeper.
Cy discharges Mrs. Beasley. Emily
Richards Thomas, aged eight, arrives al
Cys place.
she Lid an orphan and has come TO liva
with him. although he did not invite he'
to do no.
Cy Is furious. but he grows fond of hel
and keeps her He nicknames her "Bos'n-
and she learns to love him.
Miss Phoebe Dawes and Captain Cy save
Emily from an ugly COW. The captain
Admires the teacher.
Captain Cy. to help Phoebe. decides q
run as a candidate for membership OF
the school committee
Captain Cy invites Congressman Atkins
to Emily's birthday party. and the law
maker decides to accept.
Congressman Atkins gets severe SHOCK
when he learns the last name and Identity
Of the girl Emily. mysterious stranger
arrives mt Cy Whittaker's place.
The stranger attacks Miss Phoebe, Rnt
captain " TeSCueS neT dLleT 6 BOCnO va
considerable violence.
tempestuous town meeting occurs
Congressman Atkins makes the myBteri
Gus stranger his friend The latter turnl
out to be a drunkard. one Thomas. who
I'm the father Of little Emily. Captain G.
lB defeated for school commissioner.
"A fight occurs between Captain Cy and
Thomas. Legal troubles arise over Cap
tain Cy's guardianship Of Emily.
Miss Phoebe visits the Widow BeaEley
Phoebe investigates some matters per
tanning to the past.
Captain Cy goes to Washington regard
Ing serious matters affecting Congress
man Atkins.
Captain Cy interviews Congressman Ev-
erdean and makes amazing discoveries az.
&ectIng the honesty OF Atkins.
Captain Cy confronts Atkins. Atkins
confesses that he has robbed little Emily
OF thousands Of dollars. Captain Cy re
turns home
Atkins capitulates to Captain Cy. At
kins. repentant. causes the scoundre
Thomas 20 depart from Bayport forever.
Cy Whitaker and Miss Phoebe come ia
understand that they love one another
and little Emily and the happy couple
dwell together In happiness.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1911-05-05

YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH NOW LET MI sAY
woRDp
her And when DC meets the man
that's got her what does this rich
man-do? Why. fust of all. he's sweet
EN- sfrup to him, takes him in. keeps
him overnight. and the next day be
says TO him: You just be quiet and
~ nothin' to nobody that she's your
little girl I'll make 1t with your
while All right SO fur maybe, but
waitl Then # turns out that the
father knows about this land. this
property. And then the kind, chart
table man-this rich man with lot of
money or hi own-turns the poor
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1911-05-05

hid T. Bennett, Of Sykesville, sells
1 the best medium priced Buggy on
the market for the money.