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Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
OVER THE CANISTER.
(Brooklyn Eagle)

(Brooklyn Eagie) She (upstairs): Clarence He (downstairs) Yes, love. She: Have you locked the icebox He: Uh-huh.
 She: Have you locked the dining. room window?
 He: Sure.
 She: Have you hidden the silver under the bathtub? He: Yep.
 She: Did you put the cat out? He: Uh-huh.
 She: Did you bring the hose in? He: Sure thing. She: Have you fixed some ice wa ter?
 He: O-h-h-h! Yes. She: Have you brought the rug in from the porch?
 He: Yes.
 She: Have you fastened all the parlor windows?
 He: Sure.
 She: Have you been down in the basement to smell for gas? He: Yes.
 She: Have you brought in the Hammock?
 He: Yep.
 She: Have yoa locked the front door?
 Hhe Uh-huh.
 She: Did you hang up the key back of the hall clock? He: Yes.
 She: Have you wound the clock? He: YES-YES-YES. She: We'll, you don't need to get mad about it. It's a wonder you wouldn't try to get to bed at some decent hour. What have you been doing down there all this time, any. how?
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
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hold. 5TTz5.
 Potatoes, which had always been so cheap, some months ago began soaring nightly, and now, we see the beginning of an advance in the price Of -four, wheat and other cereals, with no assurance that the end is in sight
 While the prices of sugar and eoi- fee were in no way related to the reciprocity question. the price of po- tstoes, already abnormally high. would have been reduced if reciproci- ty had not failed. The advance in the flour and wheat figures is a prompt result of the Canadian cleo ton.
 But, if the treaty had gone into effect, the prices of many articles not included in 1t would have been indi- rectly but sharply affected by the lessened demand for them. owing to the increased use Of other articles which were directly affected.
 But all hope of any relief from any reciprocal relation with Canada must he dismissed for years to come, that country having strongly committed itself to the policy of the closed door. The ultimate and early effect of the election will be more insistent demand for tariT revision and a 1 broader revision than has been sug. ! gested by any except the more rabid reformers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
THE RESULT IN MAINE

 Sound the symbals, beat the drum !; Welcome good old Demon Rum! Sons of Maine. arise and shout, Prohibitions going ont.
 (The "Drys-Later) Dc rejoiceful, raise a hymn; We have topped of Satan's limb Though we gather, battle-scaTed, Liquor from our state is barred!
 (Ths "Wets"-Still Lster) Fill the tankaTd, drain the glass. Guess we vets" have shown some
 ciassi We're ahead by last Teportsi Happy are our glad cOhOrtsl
 (The "Drys"-StiH later Yet) Brothers, gather in a ring; Glad thanksgiving let us sing Spite of many false alarms. Prohibition state disarms!
 (The "Wets"-on Last Return)N Give huzza, raise a cheer; We have won our booze and beer, We have swung the winning vote! Prohibitions got is goat,
 "Wets" and "prys" in chorus)
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
LATE DRAMATIC NOTES
tBOStOn TTangcriUt


 SophOcles has had a play accepted in New York. Until the managers can hit on a more catchy title. the name of it is "Oedious Tyrannus." Later it will probably take the rsad as The Married Widow" The Girl from Thebes," or 'Follies of 45O B. C." At any rate, the play has, as they say In New York, been pro- dUced,' and with this encouragement Sophocles may continue to do some thing really worthy of his art.
 It is already Tumored on Broadway that Mir. FayeTsham Cor is it Mir. Hackett?) has commissioned him to write a sequel to "Oedipus Tyrranu.s s" from what could be learned at the of- fees of SCphocles' managers this morning, the title of the new piece will probably be "Oedipus Coloneus." Thus early in his carerr has this ris. ing young daramatist achieved what may virtually be termed a Broadway success.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
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EPHEmERAL MOVEMENTS

tSt. Louis Republican,
 Non partisan movements are ephe- neral. Politics is a continuous per formaDce. The forces Of greed. priv llege and misrule are in one respect like the poor: we have them always with us. No victory -af the forces of reform, no matter how sweeping, Is conclusive. The battle still goes on, and there is no discharge in that war.
 A party has two objects-to stand for certain ideas and to associate to- gether for common action the men who hold them. This ig an age tur- lid in thought and mushy in convic- tion, afraid oe definite conceptions and severe standards. If needs noth. ing more than a rebirth of true par ty spirit, the spirit that believes something, ayows something and fights for something.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
THIS DATE IN HISTORY"

EfTs 1T75-John Marshall, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, born. Died July 6. 1885. 1S29-First public school in Baltimore opened. lS29-RObert Y. Hayne, famous South Carolina statesman, died. Born Nov. 10, 1T91. lS4G-Monterey surrendered to the American army after a siege of three days. 1S63-TerritOry of Arizona organized. panic known as Black Friday" resulted from attempt to corner gold. 1S90-The Governor General of Can was petitoned to veto the anti French bill passed by the Man itoba legislature. 1902-After a nine hours trial at Buff fslo, Leon Czolgosz. the assas- sin of President Mckinley, was sentenced 10 death. l9f0-The Sultan of Sulu arrived in New York on a visit.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
ogPEws BEST COMPLIMENT.

Senator Depew, at dinner in his honor in New York, said of his not able orstOTical gift:
 T have received many compliments on my skill at after-dinner speaking. tut the naivest compliment of all came from an upstate farmer.
 Senator, said he, you might have typhoid and recover, you might have pneumonia and recover. you might have yellow fever and recover, but if you ever got lockjaw you'd burst Philadelphia Record.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
THE SHORT END GIVEN TO ARIZONA.

The Phoenix Sun is proclaiming discovery Of a situation that we thought was pretty well understood, and which will give the first Arizona senators abbreviated terms. That. however, will be the fault of Arizona, which has been dilatory all along in this statehood business.
 But in the opinion of the Sun, the job has been put up by Governor Sloan. melted thereto by the national administration:
 'Tncidentally-accid prov identially for the republicans fact well understood and carefully consid- cred in Washington was also commun- icated to Phoenix and stares out like a rsd-eyed wolf!
 United States senators are divided into three classes as nearly equal in numbers as possible One class goes out of office every two years. At present there are 92 senators-31 in the class expiring in 1913, 3l in the class expiring in 1915 and 90 in the class expiring in 1917.
 When New Mexico sends in two senators, making 94 in all, they will be assigned to the 1915 and 1917 classes and SO get terms of four and six years. respectively.
 Therefore, when Arizona's sena- tors appear upon the senate floor. making 96 senators in all, or 32 to each class, the only terms left to them will be those expiring in 1913 and 1917-giving one year to one sen ator and five years to the other,
 Tt is a mighty neat piece of gerry mandering - heater than Governor Sloan could have devised alone-and does credit 10 the administration wit in securing two long term stand pat republican senators from New Mexico"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
PATRON SAINTS OF PROGRESSIVELY.

The whirhgig of time has brought vindication to two men once in the public eye, but long since forgotten. One of them is former Senator Peffer of Kansas whom all upheaval, similar to that which has taken place in Ari. zona and elsewhere within the last two years, elevated to the United States senate which thus found itself in strange and unusual company.
 What Mir. Peffer did in the senate we io.not now recall if we ever knew. He was solely distinguished for his whiskers which were considered not less ridiculous than the views he en. tertained concerning government, the initiative, referendum, the recall and some other things. Lucfdity returned to Kansas before the end of Mir. PefTer's term. Kansas quit bleeding again and nobody thought to make a sug. gestion for the return of Pefer who then passed into obscurity and most of his fellow citizens thought, into eternity. so lost was he to the world.
 There flourished also about that time, one Jacob Coxey who too, had strange ideas regarding government He eiscted himself general" of an army Of hOboes and marched upon Washington to communicate his mo- tions to the congress and the presi dent He and his army were frequent ly in jail en route, and were locked up after their arrival for tresspass- ing upon the White House grounds for the purposes of oratory. Soon, Coxey, like Peffer, went into obscuri. ty and was forgotten.
 Lately, however, Peffer emerged from his immuTement and announced sthat he was about to return to Kan sas to celebrate his birthday. He took occasion to say that he had been vindicated by the course of events, The people of oregon, Kansas, and other sections of the country had caught up with him at last after 8 chase of a score of years. Doubt less Peffer believes that Kansas is about to bleed again. A new senator is to be chosen 10 succeed Curis, the regular. stubbs, the progressive is a likely candidate. but it must ap pear to Peffer that the discriminating people of Kansas would prefer the leader to the Belated follower; the real thing. to the imitation.
 Almost synchronously. Coxey came to life again, and congratulated him self upon having lived to see better times. Now, men were standing UT in congress, on the street corners and wherever it pleased them tc stand, fearlessly proclaiming the doc trines which he and his hoboes had been thrown into jail for promulgat ing eighteen years ago.
 Our progressive friends, though they may wish that Peffer and Coxey had remAined in obscurity, cannot deny that these forerunners who cried in vain in the wilderness in the early nineties, have cause to rejoice in the strength of their present following Let them be acknowledged to be the patron saints of modern progressiv ism, which is no whit different from the progressivism of St. Peter and St. Cosy.
 THIS PROBLEM
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
WAY DOWN IN ARKANSAS
IArklnsas GaZettel

AIhdlladS trdLelltJ
 We print this communication just as it came to us-with a Mariana pOstmark-for who would gid refined gold or paint the lily, or throw a per fume on the violet or add another hue to the rainbow?
 you may stoy my paper it smells likebarbage. Give Us A Rest On that garbage biZness auywayhOw Much Did ole georeg give yCU to be fur that dam jakobson turner bill give US a rest on it alsogo slo bud on ole jorge hes a gOin t0 the devi1
 wright sun too yors toOly
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
THIS PROBLEM FAR FROM SOLUTION.

The cost of living steadily and rap idly increases, notwithstanding the study which is being applied tC' the problem asd the many suggestions for it's solution. Another sharp ad- vance has succeeded two earlier ones in the prices of sugar and coffee which constitute so large a part Of the expenses of the average house
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
ERlENns MOI NECESSARY

How did you come to elect that man? He never seemed to make friends.
 We didn't want a man who makes friends. replied Farmer Corntossel, as much as one who don't object to enc mics. We wanted a watchdog of the treasury Washington Star.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
THEIR ORIGINAL CAPITAL

Dr. John T. M. Johnston, president Of the National Reserve bank of Kan sas City, at a recent meeting of the directors of that bank arose and asked that each one present who had begun business with a capital ot SEO, ,000 stand up. There were twenty-five d. rectors in the bank in the room, and their wealth would aggregate about S20,00O,0OO. Not a man of the twenty five arose.
 Dr. Johnston then put another prop OsitiOn he said:
 Each man of you who had 5000 with which to begin business stand up."
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
NOTICE TO ALL ELKs

All members of 671 and visiting Brothers desiring to attend the fun eral of deceased Brother J. N. Hink- ley are requested to be present at the Hall. Sunday the 24th, at 1:00 pm, to be present at the services at 200 pm. All local members are re- quested to endeavor to be present.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
OUT OF HARMONY.
lEi Pasn Times.l

Col II. l.. Pickett, one of the piO- ueer democrats Of Arizona, is a can didate for United States senator. with plank in his platform in favor of reincorpoTsting the recall in the state constitution after statehood has been secured. And in declaring for this procedure, Col. Pickett is giving his people advice that is not in conson- ance with the teachings of pure de mocracy.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
BY WORD OF MOUTH
(lobe Democratl

tIVUt UtWULIdIT
 George w P. Hunt has formally an nounced himself as a candidate for the goyernorship of the new state of Arizona. His announcement was made verbally-it was probably the safer vay, though it didn't sound like the real thing, as not a satrapy or pro- consulpship was turned loose.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
THE 1911 TYPE OF INDIAN
Louisville Courier-JOlrnal)

And from the modern sun dance the Kick-aHole-in-the-Tepees go hone with the Bu1aio-Fats to Spend the week end, and Miss Saw-the-Bear Go-in-a-Hole believes she has a voice and is thinking Of studying for opera or singing with a vaudeville, circuit while Charles Fell-off-theBridg is un- decided between entering the clergy and becoming a sewing machine agent.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
A CHEERFUL TOAST fKVaghiuo ofou Cfarl

Dr. S. Weir Mitchell, Philadelphiss famous author and no les famous ncurologist, has no sympathy with that type e v''ter who continually a' edses the publisher of cheating him.
 Dr. Weir Mitchell, condemning this type of writer. said some time ago at the Franklin Inn:
 One of these fellows proposed, at
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
TO LEAVE THE STATE.

tBetrOit Free PreSsl
 Does you automobile go faster than you neighbor'5? No, replied Mir. Chuggins. but my danger signal makes a much more disagroeahle noise than his
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
UNFORTUNATE WOMAN.

Farmer-I thought ez much O that dog ez of my wife.
 Motorist-Well, I'm sorry I killed him-how much do you value him at?
 Farmer-Oh, about 50 ccnts.-Chi. cago News.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
GERMAN SUPERSTITION
fChicago pOst

Chicago Post) The sword arm Of Bismark fell from his statute on Sedan day. The German peasants say this is a sign Of war It looks more like a sign of peace.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
RAReAINs.

Maybelle is always keen for bar gains
 How now2
 She got a coat of tan as good as mine for $50 less-Washington Her aid.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

Who's ahead we can't agree 'Tnl we hear officially.
 Meanwhile we will both sit tight, Claiming that we've won the fight!
 -Hazen Conklin in N. Y. World.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

The Los Angeles Express states that sn apparent majority D: twenty for the repeal of the prohibitory clause of the constitution does not make Maine wet" that the prohibit tion statute of 1ss1 is still in full force and effect That will be news in all the cities and larger towns of the Pine Tree state where the impress sion that neither statute nor the con stitutional provision were ever in full force and effect, has prevailed.
 A great many Arizona gentlemen who are asking for political support on the ground that they are heartily endorsing the constitution and who are going 1t one better" claiming that they always stood for these things are straining the simplicity of their audiences.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
TUCSON.
FOR CONSTABLE

l hereby announce myself as a can dldate for constable of precinct No. 2 of Ccehise County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party in the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

T have a world of confidence in Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for l have used it with perfect success" " writes Mrs. M. l. Basford, Pooles- vile, Mo. For sale by all dealers.
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

The season of slaughter on the cross-barred field was begun yesterday for the long-haired youth of this fair
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
c o untry Tow n
 5 ayIn&s
By Ed" Howe

The sweet gets out of so many things as you get older. The smaller the town. the more its leading citizen struts
 Ever know a man so mean you was not willing he should admire you?
 Every shiftlsss man is liar; he acquired the habit in giving excuses
 After a man has been employed fin the postoffice three or four years, he thinks he is the government
 A woman who claims that strange men try to flirt with her, will sue man for breach of promise, if given half a chance.
 Every time a story is circulated that a man has whipped his wife, the women say, "Oh, I'd like to see a man strike me just oncel"
 Are you as careful as you should be about bOtheTing other people? A sANHN many fhEA NAAlAiS NO NOih hIt greatly annoyed by idlers.
 l should dislike to be an old maid at any time, but particularly during leap year The marrying jokes during leap year must be terribly annoying to an old maid.
 In one of the theatrical Autographs now in the windows, a oontrite man is shown on his knees, taking an oath. By the memory of my sainted moth er," he says, T will never drink again" A saloOnkeeper looking on, is so mad that green smokes emerges from his nostrils.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
H. s. ROBINSON
REACHED AGE LIMIT.
Admiral Harber Goes on Retired List
 Today

WASHINGTON, D. c. Sept. 23.-By operation of the age limit law Rear Admiral Giles B. Harber will be plac- ed on the retired list of the navy to- morrow Admiral Harber comes from Ohio and was appointed to the naval academy soon after the close of the civil war. He commanded the Jean cite search expedition to the Arctic in the early sos, and was on the battleship Texas in the war with Spain. He was naval attache at St. Petersburg and Paris for several years. In the famous world cruise of the Atlantic fleet he commanded the battleship Maine and later he was placed in command of the Asiatic sta ton.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
(RepubIiesn)
FOR SUPERIOR JUpeE-
JOHN WILSON ROSS
FOR SHERIEE-

FOR SHERIFF
 hereby announce myself as can oioate for the office of sherlH. sub Jset to the action Of the republicans at the primary election. pledge my ssf to endeavor to fill the office to the satisfaction of the whole people.
 WILL J. WHITE
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
Political Announcements
(DemoeratIe)
FOR SUPERIOR JUDGE

hereby announce myself as a can dIdate for the office of superior judge of Coshiss County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the Democratic party in the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

tCopyrighted 1911. George Matthew Arnold)
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

Drink vvearS world, drfnlS long and deep
 From out the crysta cup of sleepi" When comes the night, the shadows rush Down rem the hills, end sOCthe and hush The fretttnss of the day. And rntstcally on the air A slurnber-scrAs serenefy fatr
 Drifts from Inc far away, co rest worn world Nor smile nor weep But drtrAh the crystal cup of sleep." Nisht creeps in softly softly, so None m Ehe weary world may know
 How quietly she comes. But if listen may hear A trurnpet's sleep-song fatratly clear And tap of untitled drums. 70 tcfi-vyorn worid Nor .plow nor reap But taste the crystal cup of sleep" And echtns hearts by it are soothed And frovynIne brovvs by. 1t are srnoothed.
 And all the bonds of care Fall as the gyveS that bind the slave. For sleep; half-brother of the grave,
 This peace Is meant tO bear. -Aye, loose n all, give Keep But drink the crystal Cup of sleep" Night halts by neither gate pcr door. NtEnt sently CresPs across the floor
 And breathes her sleeP-song blest. And then, forgetting fntrth, The weary ones of all the earth
 Are pfllowed on her breast
 Drink weary worid drink long and deep
 From out the ctystel cup Of sleepi"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
OWEN E. MURPHY
FOR STATE AUDITOR

hereby announce myself as a can didate for state auditor of Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party In the ensuing primary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

land. It is a season of mortality, coincident with that period when hun ters are allowed to mistake one an- other for bear. deer and other big game from which the protection of the law is temporarily withdrawn.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
FOR SUPERVISOR
WILLIAM RIGGS
ELoDRADo.
w. P. SIMS

FOR SUPREME COURT JUDGE ! hereby announce myself as a can didate for the office of supreme court judge of Arizona, subject to the ac- tlon of the voters of the Democratic party in the ensuing primary election.
 OWEN T. ROUSE -ttNcnA
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24
FRED A. SUFFER
FOR SUPERVISOR

FOR COUNTY RECORDER
 l hereby announce myself as a can. dldate for the office of county recorder of Coehlse County, Arizona, subject to the action of the voters of the democratic party In the ensuing pri- mary election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

A woman who claims that strange men try to flirt with her. will sue a man for breach of promise, if given half a chance
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

Every time story is circulated that man has whipped his wife, the women say "Oh. I'd like to see a man strike me just, oneel"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

Are you as careful as you should be about bOthering other people? A great many men willing to work are greatly annoyed by idlers.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

Every shiftlsss man Is a liar; he acquired the habit in giving eIcuses.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-09-24

Alter a man has been employed fin the postofiice three or four years, he thinks he is the government.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1911-01-21
HOUSEHOLD NOTES

Boil vinegar in the fish kettle or
pan to destroy the fish odor.
Spanish waffles are made by adding
cinnamon, nutmeg or other spices to
plain waffle batter; lemon juice ad-
ded to the batter makes French waf-
fles.
Celery can be kept for many days
If it is placed in a glass jar, sealed
and kept in a cool place. It should
be soaked in water before being
brought to the table.
Carrot should be cut into slices in
stead Of cubes, because the outside
part, which is the darkest, Is the
richest. If cut into slices this part
is more equally distributed.
When napkins or tablecloths be-
come worn they may be utilized for
bibs or soft towels for the baby. When
made into bibs it is well to make
them double.
A delicious stuff1ng for baked fish is
made by browning a cupful Of bread
crumbs with tablespoonful Of but
ter, seasoning with salt, pepper and
such herbs as one wishes.
An improved pie pan has a blade
fastened to the centre which revOlves
around the bottom of the pan. be-
meath the pie crust when the end pro-
truding from the side Of the dish is
moved.
For a steamed cottage pudding, add
a cupful Of dates to the ordinary cot
tage pudding and steam the mixture
instead Of baking. This will be found
excellent, being tasty as well as nu-
tritious.