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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
WHAT IS A HUs8ANDE7TE7
EmancIpated Woman Coins This New
word for Spouse Who Hampers
HE Wife's Progress.

we are indebted to the undauntee
sisterhood marching on toward eynan
cipation, and whose success we can
40" scarcely doubt, for the new wore
nusDandette. Compacted into that
ratner imposing-looking word, we
may imagine some. Of the asperity
mat doesn't otherwise get Itself ex.
pressed In the caustic oratory that
marks the meetings of the more ad-
vanced battlers for the right as
against masculine oppression.
we are told that husbandette is
married man who will neither fol-
low nor accompany his wife in her
poltical flights. nor is he willing to
permit her to broaden mentally and
pohticaily. He prefers her to keep
ner Ideas Of freedom shut up In tiny
space. Also" continues this enlighten-
er. the husbandette is to the modern
woman what the kitchenette is to the
modern apartment"
With this further explanation. we
are rather more confused than If the
enthusiastically domestic smile had
not been subjoined to the description
that preceded It
TO the grave and for the most part
unimaginative male mind, husband
etc." from It's very photography.
would more readily suggest the defer
entail person united by the law and
by annexation and subjugation to the
superior being who says: Il and Mr.
Smith think thus and so.'
The suf1ix ''ette" in it's English
usage indicates something inchoate,
not fully in possession of It's powers
and faculties, still nebular, perhaps,
with potentialities that may or may
not find development according to the
removal or nonremoval Of hindrances
natural or artificial.
In this inanimate world It's meaning
Is clear enough. A wagonette is lit
tie wagon, or lighter one than the
standard; q serviette a small napkin.
pantalette an abbreviated trouser. 1t
is for this reason of its Implication
of diminution that 'kitchenette"
means an abridged kitchen. Hus-
bandette would thus by extension. as
the photographers say, be an abridged
husband. which is as near as we can
come to what we are driving at-St
Louis Globe Democrat.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Hes Reeuperatinn Now.

Twas Friday afternoon. and the Cd
itoriai stan were hard At work. when
suddenly the pen Of the chief sub
editor ceased its inky scamper.
II say" he called. is It more cor
rect to refer to . man who goes up
IN . balloon ~ an aeronaut or . bal
1oonist?"
"Balloonist," growled the special
commissioner. who had just drifted
In.
"Balloonatic." suggested tho story.
cite editor. with suspicious glance
toward the lighting editor.
.Aeronaut's the right word" said
the man who writes the paragraphs.
decisively, land can prove II"
..Nonsense!" growled the stan In
chorus. "You can't!"
aOf course can! You see. IT.
this way. When 4 man goes up In Q
balloon he goes up In the air. But -
. matter OF fact he doesn't know
whether he'll remain in the air-or-not
Seer
When the curtain fell the fighting
editor was furtively stalking that poor
paragraph editor. and In his hand he
held his new club.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Forgotten Bank Acco,,r@

Quite forgetting that she had I sub.
stantial little fortune in the bank an
OLD woman, Ruth Evans, residing a.
Carrog. Llangolla. Wales. had lived
and suffered in direst poverty for %
years. She died recently at the age
OF 80; neighbors paid for the conn.
to save her from having a parish n.
neral. Afterwards singular dfscov.
cry was made by an officer. Upon tax.
Ing possession Of the effects in the
little cottage, which were only worth
few shilings, barely suficient to
pay the rent that was owing. he found
In q rickety drawer q pass-book of
an Aberbele bank. which showed q
balance Of nearly s300 to, the aged
pauper's credit. The last deposit
was made 30 years ago. The book
was forwarded to the bank. and on
the account being made up, It was
found to total $500. the original
amount at compound interest having
doubled itself.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Dust on the Family Bible,

Rev. Patrick Bradley. preaching
upon the prevalent neglect of the
bible, said: whilst l have walked
through the different families Of my
congregation. have found too little
use made of the sacred volume which
contains our right and title to q happy
immortality. Many plead that they
cannot have the bible always In their
hands. True, but In many cases I
hnd family bibles lying 80 unused
that, with my finger, l could write
damnation upon the covers Of them!
These things ought not to BE-"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
BEST BLulNc MADE.

Twenty years experience back of
RED CROSS BALL BLUE. Every
housewife that uses it will have no
other. 1t is the only blue that is all
blue.
Liquid bluing is discarded forever
after RED CROSS BALL BLUE is
tried. Makes clothes clear and white.
Large package 10 cents. AT ALL
GROCERS.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
A New White Race.

The Japanese is slightly yellow be-
cause he has descended from ancestors
that were colored by millenniums Of
tropical sunshine, but In the course
OF time the Japanese will be as white
as any European. Even now there are
vast numbers Of Japanese who cannot
be distinguished in complexion from
the so-called white races.-Japan
Times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and GRADUATED yelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
Soc, $100. Murine Eye Salve In
Aseptic Tubes, Csc. $500. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Power Of EnaIand's Primate.

The archbishop of Canterbury 10
"primate of all England" He is en-
lowed with the right to grant spe-
clal licenses to marry and also ap-
points notaries public. 1t is he who
grants dispensations to clerks of the
church to hold more than one bene-
uce, subject to certain restrictions
imposed by statute in recent years.
Inc archbishop ranks as the first peer
!" he realm after the princes of the
royal blood, and has the right to
crown the sovereign, and to other
secular prerogatives.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

q Au SV AO1 VOuO L
could not do any
thing. The doctors
treated me for diff
ferent things vi
did me no good. I
got so bad that l
could not sleep day
or night. While in
this condition / read
of Lydia e. Pink
hams V eye bic
Co mpo und, and
began it's use and
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Give the Best You Have.

Always give Of the best that 10 IN
you. Feel responsibility towards your.
self and your work. Never be con-
tent with q compromise with work.
Give an employer the best that you
have in you to give.-Belvedere
Brooks.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Volcano : Wealth Producer

Volcano Wealth Producer.
A fairly enthusiastic volcano II one
OF the worlds freaks az wealth pro-
Queer. Bongo. the volcano In ques-
ton, Is located in Japan, and pro
duces refined sulphur. which BY this
natural method Of production escapes
the import duty charged BY this coun-
try. amounting to ~ q ton. The own
ers Of Bongo naturally have no desire
to part with their ilery source Of in.
come.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Romantic Ancient Mariner.

A"ong the ancient mariners the
y. ,"uest superstitions were rife, but
"eif oellefs in the existence of en-
", spots, such as the siren
sS OF Salypso or of those islets
y. A'rn olnbad likened to the Gardens
draalse, were more picturesque
a romantic than the gloomy and
r.vsaic lmaginings which occupy the
u.no OF the modern seaman.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

You may have Headache, Tooth
ache, Stomache, Earache, not Sc
rious enough for the doctor, so you
suffer. Hamlins Wizard Oil stops
these pains quickly
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
switches From Cost Hair.

Angora goat hair, from . selected
Texas flock, will be used by makers
of hair goods to produce beautiful
switches. It IL twenty-eight inches
long. fine and silky, and has beau
tiful natural wave.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
An illusion,

willie Lowbrow seems to b an ex-
eeedingly busy man." said Maude.
Whenever you SEQ him he 10 going
on a Journey"
That's merely an Impression" re-
piled Mamie. due to the fact that he
carries his laundry down town In his
suit case"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

HOWARD +. BURTON. Aaeayer an. Chsmist
I LsadyiIls. Colorado. Specimen Prices: Gold.
silva. Lsad. 800: Gold. Silver. nc; Gold. soe;
Zinc q Copper. f. Cyanide Tssts. Mailing En-
ys3opee and full price Int sent on appleation.
csntrel and Umpire work solicited Rek&sncs:
Cmhonatn National Rank
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
When Al viii BE Rich.

Hop Sing is a Chinese laundryman
with cheerful, though somewhat un-
usual philosophy. After bewailing the
hard times and lack Of business, he
added, smilingly: "Bimeby everybody
be Itch, velly Itch, bimeby." "How's
that?" "Alla poor people got no
money; no can eat. Then ALA poor
people die"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
ne, 100, ! yece.xvr.

Ue1 TOO, OeCetVSTs
He-How is this? come back I'M
expectedly from my trip and find you
flirting with another man. You have
deceived me. She-not any more
than you. You told me you would be
away eight days and here you are
back again the next day. Have you
not also deceived me?-F1iegende
Batter.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
For Breaking Out.

'Why do you have those glass cases
with the ak, hammer, crowbar and 90
forth, on these cars?" asked traveller
on the railroad going to New York.
"Oh, those are put there in case any
one wants window open," replied
the facetious man.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

To Break In New shoes.
Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease,
powder. It cures hot, sweating, ach-
ing, swollen feet. Cures corns. ingrow-
ing nails and bunions. At all drug
gists' and shoe stores, &c. Don't ac-
cept any substitute. Sample mailed
FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted. lie
Roy, N. T.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
Bullock With Two Hearts.

Bullock With Two Hearts.
There was killed recently at Dept
ford, London, bullock of phenomenal
development. The animal, which was
aged IL months, was found to have
two hearts, one being Of normal size
and the other somewhat smaller. Such
q freak has never been known before
In the annals Of the market.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22
AFTER
I YEARS
SUFFERING
| Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Waurika, Okla.-sT had female trou-
bles for seven years, was all run down,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

Constipation causes many serious
diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
q laxative, three fur cathartic.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

Mothers win nnd Mn. Winslows Soothing Syrup
the BEST remedy to use for their ehildTen dux4nG
The teekhing period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

Lord Talbot De Malahide was talk
ing in New York about the thorough
ness Of the customs Investigations.
"The smuggler." he said. is bound
to be detected II he tries his little
game in your metropolis. The SNUG
gler's precautions against detection at
this acknowledgements port are as
vain and ludicrous 40 the precautions
Of the dreaming freshman.
.An Irishman, you know. once
dreamed that he was visiting the late
Queen Victoria
"sWill You have drink!' the queen
said to him
!. I will,' said the Irishman. 4 drop
Of Irish, av coorse. hot BY preference.
your majesty.
80 the queen put on the kettle. but
when the water boiled. the noise
awoke the dreamer.
Holy St. Patrick!' said he. I'll
take it cold next timel' i"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1911-09-22

Mrs Newgold I'm the picture gal
lery) This, Aunt Eunice. Il : real
old master.
Amt Hunice Well, shouldn't care
|if Il Va; its JUST q good q some Of
the new onea Life
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
President Taft Climbs Mountain.

Tacoma.-President Taft climbed up
to the foot of the glaciers on Mount
Rainier Sunday, and narrowly escaped
spending a night in the mountain fast
.nesses. The presidential party made
the ascent in automobiles, and when
nearing the highest point reached by
the roadway, most of the machines be-
came mired in mud up to the hubs
After several hours the narrow road
was completely blocked. Forest rang
ers, with teams of horses, finally clear.
ed the way, but night had fallen and
a storm threatened as the president
started down the decline. With search
lights blazing the way, the president Is
car slowly crept along the edges OF
precipices and at times the outer wheels
were within two feet of a sheer drop
of 1000 feet or more. Mr.. Taft re
turned safely to his train, which had
been taken to Ashford, near the noun
tain, and passed through here at mid
night, en- route to Bellingham.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
Monopoly Helped Tobacco Profits.

The intricate side of the American
Tobacco company, Familiarity known as
the tobacco trust, and which now is in
process of dissolution by order of the
supreme court of the United States be-
cause it was a combination in restraint
of trade in violation of the Sherman
antitrust law, was set forth in a re-
port of the commissioner of corpora
tions, Herbert Knox Smith, which was
sent to the president and made public
recently.
The commissioner says the vast earn
ing power which arose from the sub
stantial control of the tobacco industry
was a monopoly resulting from concen
tration. The capitalization of. thil
monopolistic power was much create
than the actual investment and by
clever arrangement the bulk of tn
earnings was centered in the hands o.
small group of individuals. TIL,
enormous profits resulting from the in
iation of the securities and the divi
dends paid thereon, the report con
cluded, rested in their ultimate analy
Sis upon the monopolistic advantage
obtained in the tobacco industr,
through concentration of control.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
SPORTING NOTES.

Knight of Ivanhoe, owned by c. Hen
messy, was burned to death in fire
which destroyed several of the Spokane
fair grounds stables.
The University of Idaho football
team defeated the Lewiston normal
eleven on the Idaho athletic field by
the score of 40 to 5.
Butte, Month District Judge Don
Ian S court the demurrer to the com
plant was sustained in the case against
William Gemmell, charged with MAX
ing and recording a bet on a horse
race.
The auto races at Spokane Saturday
were very speedy, this being especially
true in the motorcycle 10-mile race,
when P. II. Rich, riding an Indian,
made the distance in ~ minutes is
seconds.
Unable to stand against the attack
of the heavier and more seasoned state
college eleven, Gonzaga college, play
ing hard throughout and fighting to the
end, went down to an awful So to 0
defeat on Rogers field.
Vancouver won the Northwestern
league pennant of 1911 through supe-
rior fielding. In team batting, base
running, extra base hitting and the
other departments of the game they
were bested by one or more of the
other teams.
With his horse but few rods in the
lead, Bert Kelly, cheered by thou
sands, won out in the relay race al
the Spokane interstate fair by &
margin of two seconds, but making hin
the winner of the week IS relay schedule
by Sc seconds.
Marty O'Toole, the sorreltoppeC
right handler of the Pirates, who wa
secured from the st. Paul (Americai
association club for a fabulous price
looks just like another "blaste
phenom.' Marty has been knocke
out of the box in his last two outs.
Speed artists had their inning o
d the interstate fair grounds track Sat
s urQay AFTERNOON ana before crow
r of 10000 people H. c. Anderson, drivin
y Chalmers, broke the track record fo
J. five miles, made by him last year, M
gotiating the distance in minute
4 % 20 seconds.
The success of Grover Harringto
at Michigan gives Spokane thrt
stellar pigskin artists in eastern foo
ball circles this season, Wallace L
Witt playing half for Princeton in IL
[ opening game of the season an
i Wesley Englehorn proving a big fact'
in the 1911 Dartmouth eleven, which
said to be the strongest in years.
| Vancouver, B. C.-The Tecums,
team of Toronto defeated the Va
! couver lacrosse team in the last gan
| of the Mimic cup and the championsh
i of the world, 3 to 2, Saturday. Despi
| this defeat at the hands of the Toron
/ team, the Vancouver team retains t
/ cup and the world g championshi
1 having outscored the Tecumsehs on Il
II series, Z to 8.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14

an organism untitled for the trial OF
strength, and when the strain is over
her system has received shock from
which it is hard to recover. Follow
ing right upon this comes the nervous
strain of caring for the child, and
distinct change in the mother results.
There is nothing more charming than
a happy and healthy mother of chill
dren, and indeed childbirth under right
conditions need be no hazard to health
or beauty. The unexplainable thing is
that, with all the evidence of shattered
nerves and broken health resulting
from an unprepared condition, women
will persist in going blindly to the trial.
1t isn't as though the experience
came upon them unawares. They have
ample time in which to prepare, but
they, for the most part, trust to chance
and pay the penalty.
In many homes once childless there
are now children because of the fact
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound makes women normal,
healthy, and strong.
Any woman who would like
special advice in regard to this
matter is cordially invited to
write to Mrs. Pinlxham at Lynn,
Mass. Her letter win be held in
strict confidence.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
REYES WILL RETURN TO MEXICO
But Only on Receiving Guaranty OF
Political and Citizenship
Rights

San Antonio, Text will return to
my country just as soon as L receive a
guaranty that 1 can exercise political
and citizenship rights. 1 will then
head my party, the Reyistas," said
Bernardo Reyes, shortly after his ar.
rival here. The general was bitter in
his denunciation of Francisco 1. Ma.
dero. "He has originated a new
tyranny" said Reyes. "He has made
impossible free suffrage, though he
would have the world believe there is
free ballot in Mexico. His revoM
ton was in a large measure a farce
Reyes was equally bitter in his de
nunciation of the cientificos and die
not conceal his ambition to be presi
dent of Mexico.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14

She made her first cake, and, wishing
to "jolly" her, the husband winked al
her brother and said:
"Nice cake, dear. Are you sure
though, that you used baking powder
in itf''
"No," she said, as a little smile
flickered around her mouth. CT didn 4
have baking powder, 80 I put in a sub
stitute.''
"Ah," said the husband, brightly
and what was thatf'
s"Cement, DEAR" said the wife
sweetly.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
browns SAVING WOMEN

Rancher Succumbs in Colorado Flood.
Denver.-John Price, a ranchman of
Pennington, N. M, drowned while saw
ing women and children, is the only
death so far reported from the flood
swept district of Southern Colorado and
Northern New Mexico.
Flood waters broke the dam of the
Heider reservoir, near Austin, Col, and
washed out several hundred feet of
Denver & Rio Grande tracks.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
Crisis in Mcnamara Case.

Los Angeles.-That the alleged evil
dence in the Mcnamara case which
Judge Marley refused to allow Los
Angeles authorities to take out of In
dianapolis is highly important, and in
absence may have vital bearing upon
the outcome of the trial of the accused
brothers, which begun Wednesday.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
Gives Them Annual Passes.

San Francisco.-The Southern Pacific
company announced today that all en-
gineers, conductors and station agents
who have been in the employ of the
company 10 years or more would here
after be provided with annual passes
over the system upon which they were
employed.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
Strike on Grand Trunk Pacific,

Winnipeg.-Word has been received
from the international headquarters of
machinists at Washington and the in
ternational headquarters of boilermak.
ers at Kansas City, calling a strike on
the Grand Trunk Pacific railway. 1t is
said by the men that go per cent of
the men on the road were locked out
recently by the company. The other
40 per cent will strike, it is said.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
s8-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise
as to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn'i
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for SOC
Try 1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes fol
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
Smallpox in Mexican Army.

cramento.-Reports that there are
large numbers of smallpox cases among
the Mexican soldiers at Tijuana, just
over the Mexican border, in Lower Cal
ifornia, were brought to the attention
of the state board of health.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
ROYALISTS IN
PORTUGAL ROUTED
Republicans Rally After Retreating
and Drive Foes to the
Mountains.

Lisbon, Portugal.-Semi-ofiicial intel
ligence, regarding the monarchist incur
sion fixes the number of royalists who
crossed the Spanish frontier near Vim
hares at 1850.
The republican troops garrisoning
Vinhares, after skirmish with the
invaders, retreated. Later, two regi
ments of infantry and one of cavalry
were sent to the field by the repub
lican commandant at Villareal. They
engaged the royalists, who, after
fighting an hour and a half, slowl,
gave way and retired to the more
mountainous district in the direction
of Spain. The republican losses wer'
insignificant.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
BLUE CLEAR THROUGH.

The one, reliable, satisfactory and
economical bluing for laundry use is
RED CROSS BALL BLUE-the blue
that is all blue. Makes clothes white
and clear. Dissolves instantly and al
ways ready for use.
You will never use liquid blue
again after once trying RED CROSS
BALL BLUE. Price 10 cents. ALL
GROCERS.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14
TWO Are Killed in Wreck.

Rochester, Mich.-Two persons were
killed and IL injured, one probably
fatally, when a Detroit United railway
work car crashed into the front end of
the northbound Detroit United Rail
way Flint limited about a mile north
of Rochester.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1911-10-14

In Vienna there is a strong though
quiet opposition to the announced be
trothal of Arthduke Charles Francis
Joseph and Princess Zita of Parma
and it is possible the marriage will
never take place.