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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1911-12-14
BANK STATEMENT.

Statement of the condition OF the
Bank of Denmark, located at Den
mark, S. c., at the close OF business
December 5, 1911.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1911-12-14

Bamberg.
Before me came G. M. Neeley.
Cashier of the above named bank,
who, being duly sworn, says that the
above and foregoing statement is q
true condition of said bank, as
shown by the books Of said bank.
G.. M. NEELEY, Cashier.
Sworn to and subscribed before
me this 18th day of December, 1911.
A. H. NEELEY,
Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
G.. r. RIZER, Director.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

Hit may Be. for + il better b Iii ~
honest HE den II vss i Life Of shame.
I vas not drying 70 breach yon =
sermon, but sohust to show you how
foolish We all haf been. und some Of
US vii continue to be foolish as long
as dere vas booze. Some vii hafe
an excuse und say: w I can't stop
it, / would go mad if I vas to dry.
Yah. und if You vas to keep it up
you would be madden den you would
be mitout it.
So you see dot such an excuse vas
no goot, und It won't make hit, but
When it does. it vii bit you SO hard
dot it vii knock you all out.
So. you know, only say so. beat it
und let it alone.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07
Caught il the Act
a. r. b.


The editorial on the Rolling Stone
gathers no moss, sure made hit
with me.
The latest from a new arrival:
Mr.. Guard, when do we get those
ki-yi suits?'
As this fetches us little ahead Of
time, items of interest have been
omitted, but will appear later on.
Friend J. r. has joined the Sons
Of Rest, and is enjoying few days
of rest under the shady maple trees.
4 have been swinging along the
sides Of the dollhouse walls 50 much.
lately, that before / can get to sleep
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

nirbts ] have u poll myself - u
the ceiling on the electric light wire
several times.
The saltwater Gazette + = an
: ad out for musicians for this place.
They are assured of steady job.
The length Of time rests entirely in
the hands of the Judge Hurry
along fellows.
Tommy, the tonsorial artist, says
there is a certain son Of Erin's Isle.
who the next time lands in his chair
of execution, will be treated to q
strangle hold. Tommy don't like to
have fellow slight him just be-
cause Caruso has large dreamy eyes.
An automobile, fish poles and fate;
"A pleasant day spent at the lake;
"A farmers yard;- the shores Of the
lake.
Now get busy, hook on the bait.
A nice fat worm on the hook.
The chicken bit it never looked,
The farmer raved, the fishers paid.
With a crab and a clam home they
straved.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07
Says Herr Linberger:

I GU vii hear some fellows say,
schust wait until / get out. / VII
pay up for all dis dime / hafe lost.
Some vii start in where dey left off
ind do vat dey hate always done,
und de first ding vat dey knows ISIS
dot dey ISIS pack here again to pay
fer de goot dime dat dey had.
Dere vas no use in talking; you
can't beat de law no matter how
hard you vas to try. You vii get
along fine Gas you dink) for some
dime, but sooner or later Won hand
vii be placed on your shoulder und
dere you vas. So you see it does
not pay. II you want to pay up for
de dime vat you hafe lost, start ia
by paying dose vat you hafe took
from, get goot yob und when pay
night comes, take your money und
put it in bank not a sand bank }
und leave it deere. Dry dis for a
While und When you want to go cut
for a goot dime you vii know where
your money vas coming from. It
vas better den going out und knock
ing some poor fellow on de bean for
de same.
Now vat do you call a goot dime?
Some drinks dot to hafe a goot dime
you must go out und get drunk und
spend all your money.
Vel dot ISIS vat / use to dink, but
now know dot goot dime vas not
dot. Vouldn't it be much better for
us we're We to take our lady frient to
some goot show und enjoy ourselfs
dot way, den it vas to go und spend
all our money for booze?
I'll tell you, / hafe had enough Of
dot kind of living und it vas no
more for mine. fl had not looks
dot stuff in de first blaze / wouldn't
be here today.
You vas goot fellow When you
vas puying de drinks for your So
called frients, und day would stick
to you as long as your money last
und SO would de bartender, but When
you vas proke und When you ask
him for Won drink. vot would you
get? Noddines but, get out of
here, you tramp, dis is no blaze for
you; you hafe no money, ind We
don't wont no more to do nit you
until you get some more
Now poys, wasn't dot fact? amt.
dot de way you vas treated? SO w
90 back to de same life? If you feel
as if you wanted to go back to your
old life, dink of how you vas now,
dink Of What de old life has done for
you, und den dink of how it would
be to live like a man. Compare
dem und den choose between de two.
Your so-called frients. do day
stand py you now? are day Wiling
to help You When all seems lost? vas
day Wiling to share your droubles?
No! day don't dink apout you at al.
Day haze forgot dot you efer lived.
So When you get vat you vas look
ing for freedom give dem de
hook, und forget dem as deg hate
done Jon. It may be hard at first,
but stick to it. no matter how hard
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07
Hrf and Arr
By MI Desper0ndatna.

Arf and Arr
By WI Despeyandum.
Some men are Ikea Phonograph
All talk.
Caruso. the alfalfa artist, may
have a light touch, but he is certain
" heavy on the pedal extremities.
/ thought some lumber wagon was
coming along the gallery; however,
it turned out to be the aforemen-
toned knight of the razor.
How is this for logic: A. F. B.
says he had cat, that not only had
nine lives. but possessed nine legs
also. This is how he figures it out:
No cat has FIVE legs
One cat has four legs.
No cat and one cat = cat = ]
cat has nine legs. Quad erat dem
onstrandum.
All honor to the Kangaroos, at
last they have their reward, it has
been long time coming, but better
late than never. We know why
Percy was so anxious to secure
Physical Culture. We understand
he has been putting the Kangaroos
through secret course. there is no
question but what be has made
good job of it. The Ronstabouts
were completely crestfallen, and
Guard Binker has lost his optimistic
smile. Tailor Nelson's men have
taken pattern by the Kangaroo eau
stralian animaD and have made pro-
gress by leaps and bounds. We con-
graduate them on their victory. ALI
hail to the conquerors.
A short time ago a large factory
fitted with the most modern appli-
ances, including electric light,
caught fire, and, despite the most
strenuous efforts Of the fire depart
ment, was almost entirely consumed.
The following morning newly ap-
pointed member of the police force
was dispatched to the spot to see
how the fire originated. After close
" questioning the marager of the
factory. he asked to see the man
who was responsible for the electric
light. The manager stated that the
electric switches were under his
control. Then you are the man
that lights up the electric affair."
said the policeman. Manager: That
is So" Policeman: (bubbling over
with excitement) Now be careful
how you answer my next question,
because if it isn't satisfactory, it
will be used in evidence against
you. When you lighted the electric
light last night. where did you throw
the matcb?"
It was a pitable mistake, an error
sad and grim.
waited for the railway train; the
light was low and dim.
It came at last, and from car there
stepped dainty dame,
And looking up and down the place.
she straightway to me came.
"Oh, Jack!n she cried, oh, dear old
Jack, and kissed me as she
spoke,
Then looked again, and frightened
cried: oh what q bad mistake. /"
/ said: Forgive me maiden fair, for
am not your Jack.
And, as regards the kiss you gave.
Eli straiehtway give it back. .
And since that night I've often
stood upon that platform dim,
But only once in mans whole life
do such things come to him.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

5ighs Betwoe
srsslz lsas0
life is just one close 'soapy Tom
Did you ever DO viii probably
it sooneror later?
The the gentlemen has been
winning admits that most Of his crew are
yates 0 the Hungarian
reauiton for the next case q 2 = ina.
added ndo0 snake charner to his
keep his in practice ne Wa accept
any stray garter snakes picked on the reservation
He was 10 years seeking learn TO
what he attributed age WALL said the old havnt
exactly up There's three Of them patent med
fellows a-dickerin' with me-
My friend like the chief gunner in lumber mill
only carrying tin pals up the main
He learned that
popular ditty Movement has Meaning All Its
Now whe wake to greet the day
1 wiggle eaehp pink toe,
And marvel n my youthful way
fast whikers
Down in Atlanta druggist hung out sign Boy IA
tie later spare jawed brought the laid on
the counter and that
signo yelled druggist longer calmly
piled the youth. Pm the boy
prison official for the usual first in
He had described how he and the other had had
fight struck his with knock
said the official and after knocked
intoth what happened to hm?"
WELL you jis troubles All don know what hap
pened next
doctors blond locks
Doctor when had bad cough Dr. NJ. me
something that fixed tell what by smelling the
botleg'
I've pain think that
tom disease, appendix. Will you look and see?'
Doctor, Il think I'm threatened with typhoid ammonia
Doctor, I've got a hole my head and my hurts"
Doctor please bottle of OH de quinine, hair coming
cold stormy night the Hearth great
fought The called the boy his
fire and m Boy tell story So the drummer boy himself
and strange thrilling tale:
the Hearth Mountains great
battle had been fought The Major called the his
fand said boy tell So the drummer boy himself
down and told the following thrilling tale
1T cold and night in the Hearth Mounain
Whatll do with him boysstring him ups Ave. Cap
ting
lady, who hired cooed her washing this
her the day following delivery the
Madam the half plug
ged. Yours,
The mail
about that plugged half dollar nickel show.
Yours
Matte.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

04QAIc1 <&4A3V VI 4 g 90 49, - z ~ -
asked. Oh. / never cared much for
drawing 81 any kind z was his an
swer And be wondered Why some
body snickered.
/ wish to acknowledge indebted
ness to r. r., Tailor Nelson's Secre-
tarY Of the Interior. for couple Of
lines which appeared in this column
last week. BY mistake they were
not enclosed in quotation marks for
which | am truly sorry. It is my
desire to give credit for everything
not strictly my own which appears
over my signature, and any one no
|ticing an omission in this line will
do me favor BY calling attention
to it.
It pays to advertise others.
Witness: The swell shaves Caruse
has given me the past few weeks.
Gee, how the times change! / have
only been in here seventeen years,
yet / read in piece of recent fic-
tioh this description Of the hero:
He was over dressed in a loud shirt
- 20. = y
and faring blue tie.' Now in nv
days no. man was allowed on the
street who did not have on at least a
belt in semblance,
Did yuh ever take a case an Lady Frien"
Out for a whir-
Did yuh ever put yer glad rags on an give
the town stir
That gave yuh such real enjoyment. my,
way down within yer heart
AS jest little postal card from Her?
Mr.. A. f. B., says he doesn't know
anything about the melon. That's
all right, Albert, but if you don't
quit soaring those ferocious Beasts
over your back wall into my apart
ments, you are going to find out.
Why, just the other night one of
these desperate creatures, in his hur-
~ to get away from that forty-nin
horse power that you smoke, came
over your back wall, tripped on my
clothline on which was hanging my
best Sunday night-shirt) and grab
bed ahold of my bed to save himself.
But somebody's Law Of something,
WHICH amounts TO JDe same JnIng as
plebian too much speed ahead, II
was too much for him, and bed and
all went through my door and
landed on the dollhouse Captains
desk, with the result that it (the|
desk had to be completely renoya-
ted. If you doubt this, look at the
Captains desk.
Do you think what Bob Burdette
Will Payne him? No, nothing A.
Noyes him while Edgar /. S. Nye.-
Everything in the park goes to
Bloom at this time of year.
Will Madeline Force Aston to-
break the law by marrying her? If
SO, will gossip Madeira at the
wedding?
Did you ever see a. knife handle
anything? And can you trim T.
bone steaks off the pantry? Now
what do you suppose made the cab
bages leave?
Should Alabama get Georg-a Lou
isiana would Flora-da, complain
about maternal selections of life
mates?' Suppose she did, would
the other Miss Carolina two-penny
print for her complaint? And while
we're there, can some one tell me
which way New Orleans?
If old pins return to dirt within
fourteen months where does Glagow?
Caught in the Act
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

If am not infringing on any
body's copyright. / will say that the
new summer uniforms are being
ushed right along.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

Some men are like a monograph
All talk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07
A headline says, American Eagles
Fly Away With Egyptian Sheep. 2
Is somebody trying to work up an
other annexation scare?

st. Lou is Boston the American
League sheet nit!
The boy stood on the burning deck;
Poor lad. no peanuts for him!
For deck hand clutched at the
scruff of his neck,
ETC., and be couldn't swiml
A man in here who makes great
pretense Of being cultured was dep
recating American literature last hol-
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1911-09-07

Caruso, the alfalfa artist, may
have light touch, but he is certain
" heavy on the pedal extremities.
I thought some lumber wagon was
coming along the gallery; however,
it turned out to be the aforemen-
toned knight Of the razor.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
N0N-sUPP0RT IS
CHARGED AGAINST
HEIR To FORTUNE
Pleads With COurt--Says Wife
Can Get Money from
Lawyer.

Samuel Morrow. who Is one Of the
heirs to the estate of over S1,500 900
left by the proprietor of the famous
Haymarket, in New York, was ar
raigned In the First Precinct Police
Court today on the complaint of his
wife, charging him with non-support.
This is not the first appearance of Nor
row in the police courts on this charge.
According TO the story told by his
wife, Morrow is content ~itn driving a
coach whenever there is an oppor
tunity.
He remains about stable on Plane
street and can make very little money.
Whenever he has any il goes for pur-
poses other than his home" she de-
clared.
Morrow did not deny that he had
neglected to properly support his wife
but begged that if given a chance he
would make good. lie declared that
his wife could go to his lawyer at any
time and get money as he was a bene-
ficiary under the will of his uncle. He
declared that his share from the estate
was $4,000, and that of this amount
only part was spent. Morrow war
paroled to appear next week.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
RECOUNT WILL Be
HELD IN BAYONNE
NEXT SATURDAY
Justice Swayze Orders Special
Election RetabuIation-PoIice
Guard BaIIot-B0xes.
Especial TO the Newark star

BAYONNE, June 1.-Two policemen
are today watching the ballot boxes
which contain the votes Of the com
mission government special election
in the City Hall here, and will continue
TO do so day and night until Saturday
morning. June j.. when an official re-
count will be made under the direction
of Supreme Court Justice Francis j.
Swayze by the County Board of Elec-
tions in the Hudson County Court
House at Jersey City.
Justice Swayze last night granted a
petition for a recount and directed that
it be made under his supervision Sat
urday. The application was made by
jor Edward p. Relchhelm, president
of the Governments Commission As
sociation of Bayonne 1t was signed,
in addition. by Thomas Brady, former
mayor of Bayonne; George Carragan.
president of the First National Bank.
and J. Herman Mahnller
According to the statistics there were
seVenty-six ballots rejected, rresum-
ably for improper marking. Mistakes
We're made. the Government by Com
mission Association is convinced and
for this reason the application for a
recount was made
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
Twenty thousand Sea-
men Threaten to
Quit Tomorrow.
GIVE ULTIMATUM TO
VARIOUS SHIP-0WNERS
Want Better Food, More Money
and Improved Working
Conditions.
BULLETIN.

LONDON, June 15.--It is announced
that the White Star line and the Sea-
men's Union had arranged settlement
of their differences, the White Star con-
cedinE an advance of $3.50 month In
wages to all employees involved. This
IL one-half the amount demanded by the
strikers.
NEW YORK, June 15.-Twenty thou
sand coastwise seamen may go on
strike at this port tomorrow unless
their demands for higher wages and
better conditions are granted. They
have filed their ultimatum, giving the
companies until tomorrow to decide.
Woe President H. p. Griffin, of the
International Seamens Union of Amer
aca. said today that the question of a
general strike by the coastwise seamen
was up to the companies
THE coastwise men," he said, want
better food, better wages and decent
les of pay for overtime, as we'll as
better living quarters"
The international strike of seamen
which began yesterday at foreign ports,
will not affect this side of the Atlantic.
None of the ocean liners scheduled to
sail today, tomorrow and Saturday will
be delayed
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
LAD INDICTED FOR
MURDER; DEFENSE
OF SELF HIS PLEA
Chanceman May Face Charge of
Neglect of Duty-0ther
Cases Considered.

The grand jury has found an indiet-
ment for murder against William
Schneider. the West New York lad
who on Sunday June stabbed and
killed John Cronin, of Belleville, in a
free-f -for-all fight. following ball game
in Bellevile, Young Schneider, who is
welded the knife that cut the juglar
vein of Cronin, but claims he did it in
Eelf-defense.
Earlier in the afternoon it is alleged
that Schneider had Aourished revol-
YER which was taken away from hin,
by James Dunno. a chanceman on tn
Belleyille police force. VINO confscate,l
the revolver. but failed to place
Schneider under arrest.
The grand jury is considering the
question of finding an indictment
against DAILY for neglect of duty in not
placing Schneider under arrest and
thus probably preventing the subse-
qlent tragedy.
Two indictments were returned
against Mrs. Otilla Haeder, a midwife,
of 1856 Bergen street. who on June ;
caused the death of Mrs Elizabeth
Pfeifer by causing an abortion one
Indictment charges manslaughter,
while the second charges the woman
with committing an abortion.
The grand jury today win consider
the case of William F. Nelson, the Joy
riding chauffeur, who. on the night of
June 1, caused the death of Miss Anna
Elwell. blind woman. by coming into
collision With a machine in which Miss
Elwell was riding on the Parsonage
road in Milburn
1t is not expected that the jury will
bring in an indictment charging Mel
son with manslaught r, but it is re-
garded as a certainty that he will be
indicted under the recent act that
makes Ii high misdemeanor to take
ont an automobile without the consent
Of the owner. In the Nelson case Al
bert O. HeadleY, owner of the machine.
told the grand jury Yesterday that
the car was out on the night of the ac-
cident without his knowledge or per
mission.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
MISSING MONEY
D|STURBS HEBRE VI
FREE LOAN ASS n
Unique Charity Which Lends
Cash Without Interest
Has Poser.

There is much trouble in the camp
of the Hebrew Free Loan Association,
which has it's headquarters at POI West
Kinney street, and has for its object
the loaning of money, without interest
to the poor. irrespective of race, color
or religion
The trouble is over the wherea bouts
of 1914, and those within the inner cir
Gle of the association say that the in
vestieation that has been already
started, will be deep.
Adolph Hollander was recently elect
ed president of the association and de
feated Joseph Okin, who is now its
treasurer, and was previously the pres
ident Burnet Hoffman, is the vice
president and Abraham Ravitz. of 81
Barclay street, the secretary.
All Wcll-known Business Men.
They are all fairly wel-known busi
ness men, and Mr.. Okin owns the build
ing bearing his name at Washington
and Bank streets.
The trouble occurred during the earl !.
part of Mr.. Okins term of office as
treasurer. According to one story, til
missing money never went into the
treasury, and Mr.. Okin denies with
warmth that he ever received ii. He
told the vice-president, it is said, some
time ago that it was turned over t.
Mr.. Ravitz, the secretary, and what
the members now want to know is Just
where it is
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
CATCHER THES CANINE
OF EXSENA TOR COLBY

his pocket and fastened it around the
animals neck. Mrs Garrison aliehted
from the machine and. fearful that the
dog would be put TO death. decided to
accompany the dog warden and the dog
othe police station. Lee had five OF
six other animals ON chains and, not
withstanding this, Mrs. Garrison at
tired i'm an automobile travelling suit,
walked with Lee from Charles street
and Valley road to the police station
She was then informed that it would
cost her a fine of 50 for not having the
animal licensed and 81 for a license.
She remembered Lee was formerly en-
ployed in q bank and told him that it
was quite a change from a bank en-
ployee TO a dog catcher. Mrs. Garri-
son also asked Mr.. Lee not TO again
visit the section. causing other resi-
dents worry over the safety of their
pet animals. She then paid the SO and
took the dog home with her.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
WHITE STAR STEAMER
TEUTONIC is HELD UP.

LONDON, June 15-The work pro-
ceeded as usual on the London docks
today, with nothing to suggest that a
general strike of seamen had been
called At the provincial ports there
was some response to last nights strike
signal and few ships We're without
crews. Other vessels, however, Hore
getting away without difficulty.
The White Star liner Tentonic AID
the Canadian Pacific steamer Empr IS
of Ireland at Liverpool, were still with
out deck-hands. but the stewards Of
both vessels had signed.
The coal porters at Southampton,
who precipitated the strike, returned to
work this morning. The coaling of tn e
American liners St. Paul and New York
is proceeding smoothly at Southamp-
ton. The New York is scheduled TO
sail on Saturday; the st. Paul sho lid
have left last Saturday.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-06-15
TO TAKE PLACE Of
HIS LATE FATHER
IN SCHOOL BOARD

Acting Mayor John H. Donnelly. at
the request of Mayor Haussling, today
appointed Ambrose Tomkins to succeed
his father, the late George w. Tomkins.
as a member of the Board of Educa-
ton.
Mayor Haussling had expected to be
home himself today, but found last
night that he could not get here and
telephoned to Acting Mayor Donne'ly
to make the appointment The law
seems 10 cantempate that the anania,.