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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
unappetlzIno.

1t was some time after they hao
moved out of Eden
Eve was repeating her opinion of
what might have been If Adam had
not developed such an appetite for ap.
pies and then blamed everything on
her.
o." growled Adam. I'm gettine
mighty tired of this eternal apple
saucei"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
underarm Seams.

Home dressmakers should bear in
mind the fact that the underarm seam
of a sleeve should be set SO as to
come two and one-half inches nearer
the front than the underarm bodice
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
His Ideals.

And o say the Rev. H~lfalootin is
a man who loses no opportunity to
impress o with his connection with
the church,"
Yes. He ever has his spectacles
made of stained glass"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
Good Vacation Advice.

Bishop S~calding, on a hot summer
morning, gave one of the congrega-
lions of Portland. Ore. a timely piece
of advice.
Don't he said, when you go off
on your vacation, leave all your re-
ligion behind and take all your col
lection away with you
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

in my side, sick
headaches and ner-
vousness. l had ia
ken SO many medi-
cines that i W s
discouraged and
thought / would
never get well. A
friend told me of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and it re-
stored me to health.
/ have no more
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
slips on Peel, Breaks Neck.

New York.-In descending a tenn
porary stairway at the New York Cen
trail station at Yonkers. William Buicl
slipped on a banana peelc. Though hs
fell only six feet, bis neck Was hroksu
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, %softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc a bottle,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

Is life worth living? 1 should say
that it depends on the liver.-Thomas
Gold Appleton.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease. the
Antseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. IL
makes tight or new shoes feel easy. Gives rest and
comfort. Refuse substitutes. For FREE trial
package, address Allen y. olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

This dainty dress is of white batIste
deliberately trimmed with swiss EN-.
broidery and valenciennes lace.
The skirt is plated: the blouse
forms a sort of corslet and the girdlc
Is of ribbon fastened at the side with
a cockade and long ends.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

A live goose is worth more than a
dead ancestor.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
Immunity.

Kitty Firteigh says she already
has become engaged to fifteen men,
Yes. But knew her when she
was a child. She was vaccinated TWEEN.
ty times and Il never took"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

A Commuters Explanation.
The man in the iron mask explained.
They assured me there were no
mosquitoes here" he cried.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

NATION
AND PAIN
Cured by Lydia E. PinIdham's
Vegetable Compound.

C~reston, Iowa. was troubled for
a long time with Inflammation, pains
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE

Send &c stamp for 1--WE samples of my very choic-
est Gold Embossed Birthday, Flower and Motto
Post Cards; beautiful colors and loveliest designs.
Art Post Card Club, TSi jackson ST., Topeka, Kansas
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
OF Short Duration,

OF Short Duration.
"Plimply is afraid to ask old Mr..
Plunker for his daughters hand"
why, Plimply told me yesterday he
stood in with the old gentleman"
"Oh, that was only for a few min
ntes in the vestibule of an office build
ing during a shower"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08
Why. WnneI

Sunday School Teacher-Yes, VIII.
lie, the Lord loves every living crea.
ture.
Willie-In bet he was never stung
by a wasp!-Puck.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1911-09-08

JULIA eorToMLEY.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
GREAT APPLE CROP THIS YEAR
osnsraI Improvement In Many sso-
tions, According to Renort

osnsraI Improvement In Many sso-
tlons, According to Report.
Apple Is king this year, according to
the American Agriculturist. the issue
Of which. containing completed reports
on the apple crop. has just appeared
There has been a general Improvement
in all sections. In Pennsylvania. for
instance. the yield Is 5000. 600 barrels
as against 100000 in 1910. Other
states show the same Increase.
The 1911 crop throughout the country
L. placed at 100000 barrels, or one
fifth larger than that Of 1909 or Of 1910
New York has 100000 barrels this
year compared with 100000 in 1910:
Ohio 100000 against 1,25O.O0O the
previous year; Michigan, 2,OOOOoo
against 100000; Maine. 1880 600
against 100000. New England as a
whole has 3.15O. COO against $3.50. 900 In
1910; in tho middle states the yield is
100000 against S.75O, GOO year ago,
while in the central west the yield Is
2e5O. coo against 1.77bOOO.
Colorado has good crop. but farther
west and northwest there Is no mate
rial Improvement In the middle south
the yield Is only fair. but includes many
choice apples, particularly in such states
a. the Virginiaa.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
An ORIGINAL Ad.

A Chinese. George Lee. who has q
laundry in Providence. r l.. says the
Journal Of that city. has a sign In bis
window soliciting patronage thst is a
gem Of its kind 1t reads somewhat AZ
follows:
George Lee, Hand Washing Chi
nese. first Glass Laundry. all change.
New Man working in hero. Has not
yet before peoples. am come From
Boston. Was Wash every Day. except
Saturday and Sunday make you all
everything clean and Beautiful. am
better lose sum of them again who
soeve Iadie and Gent and hopeful
youse bring up try once and can make
you for satisfaction. And Guarantee
operinz 5 O'clock in the morning ana
ur1i II o'clock evening for certain
The sign has attracted much atten-
ton, and few pass the place without
reading 1t over and over.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL ESTATE

BY virtue of an order and decree OF the county
court OF Turner county state OF South Dakota.
made on he petition OF the undersigned, Nellie
Stout, Administrative Of the estate of George
Stout, deceased, for an order to sell the real
estate OF said deceased. at the September term,
A. D. 1911. of said court, to wit: on the 10th day
OF October. 1911, shall. on the 4th day Of Novem-
Der next. Vt the hour OF ten O'Clock in the fore.
noon Of said day, sell st
PUBLIC SALE
at tho conrt honse and Office OF county Judge in
city Of Parker, in said county, the Real Estate
described rs follows, to wit: Lots7, Block ~
Of the town of Hurley according to the recored
plat thereof in Turner county, state of South
Dakota, on the following terms, to wit for cash
tel Der cent at ime Of sale to be bald In cash
and the balance OF 00 per cent to be paid at
time OF confirmation Of sale. Deed at expense
Of purchaser.
Dated this 10th day OF October, A. d. 1911.
NELLIE STOUT,
Administrative Of the estate of George Stout
deceased. oct l2-4t
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
HOGS CAN'T PROMENADE.

Kontuoky Town Council Forb,ds Thsm
the Use Of Streets.
An order just promulgated is caus-
ing q lot of comment and not q little
III feeling in Hazard. KY. The order
reads ns follows:
by Order Of the Town Council:
"All hogs must be put in pens and
kept OF the streets hereafter. Any
hogs found on the streets will be put
In the town pen BY the marshal and
kept there at the expense Of the own
ers.
1T is a matter Of town pride and
Hazard spirit to quit associating with
hogs on our streets. Every hog owner
Will certainly not hesitate to keep the
hogs out Of sight hereafter"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
GENERAL GRANT PERPLExED.
Can't Understand Why % Many SOL
diers Purchase Dieoharas.


Reasons which prompt 20 many SOL
diers to seek release from the United
States army by the purchase Of their
discharge are not clear to Major Gen
eral Frederick d. Grant He COM
manded the department Of the east
during the last fiscal year and in
report to the war department says
that 823 applications for discharge by
purchase were acted upon by his de-
partment during the year.
1T seems incredible to me- Gen
eral Grant says, that 40 many sol
diers in times like the present, When
Industrial conditions In our country
are not the best, should desire to leave
the service aud are willing to pay
sum which to them II considerable
for the privilege Of doing 90 When
one thinks Of the generous provision
the government makes for IT, soldiers
this restleesnAss cannot Be accounted
for"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02

dy heard that her daughter was com
ing she asked the minister If he had
sent her a cable. The minister said
he did not lie outright. but he admit
ted that he evaded the question III
such II way that he might ~ we'll have
lied In straightforward manner.
He said he dreaded to tell his moth
or he had cahled for his sister for feas
the knowledge that she was so IL
would make her worse.
The class agreed that the action OF
the minister In failing to tell the truth
was justified.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
Averts Awfu, Tragedy


Timely advice given Mrs c. Will
loughby of Marengo, Wis. Or. No ~
prevented a dreadful tragedy and
saved two lives. Doctors had said
her frightful cough was consump-
ton cough and could do little to
help her. After many remedies
failed, her aunt urged her to axe
DR.. Kings New Discovery. II have
been using it for some time" she
wrote and the awful cough has al.
most gone. 1t also saved my little
boy when taken with severe bron-
chial trouble" This matchless med.
icine has no equal for throat and
lung troubles. Price Soc and $1.00.
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by
H. j. Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
VOTES LIE JusTIFlABLE.

eibls ciass Decides Truth Nesd Not
es Told At All Times.
BY q vote Of the majority Of the
members Of the First baptist church
Bible class Of Columbus. Ind. 1t was
decided that the telling Of q lie Is
sometimes justifiable. The discussion
Of the question "1s lie ever justia-
able?" was participated in by . num-
Der Of the members. and sharp differ
ences Of opinion developed.
The Rev. r. L. Hardy. pastor Of the
church and teacher Of the class, re-
lated that his mother came near dying
recently. and his physician advised
him to cable for his sister, who II 4
llashex n Rqo2!nlg When Nn. Her-
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
TO CREATE THREE NEW
AMERICAN CARDINALS.
Red Hats For ArehbIsheps Farley and
0'connsll and Mgr. Faleonlo.

According to dispatches from Rome,
the pope will create large number of
cardinals at the consistory to be held
ON Nov. q. Three new American car
dinals are on the list. Archbishop Far
ley Of New York. Archbishop O'Con-
nell of Boston and Mgr. Falconio OF
Washington.
Archbishop Farley was born in New
town Hamilton. County Armagh, Ire
land. April 20. 1S42. He arrived at
New York at the age Of eighteen years
and studied at Tordham university and
later in Rome. He was ordained to
the priesthood In Rome in 1871 aud
was soon afterward made assistant at
St. Peters. New Brighton. N. Y. He
became secretary to Cardinal McClos-
key in 1872 and chamberlain to the
pope in 1888 After this he was sue.
cessively pastor Of St. Gabriel's
church. New York. vicar general III
1887. auxiliary bishop In 1895 and
archbishop in 1902. He was assistant
at the pontiacal throne In 1904
The celebration Of the centennial OF
the New York diosese took place in
1908, and year ago an elaborate con-
secrated service was held. at which it
was announced that st. Patr1ck's ca
thedral was cleared Of debt
Archbishop Farley Is contributor to
the "Catholic Encyclopaedia" and edits
monthly publications. including the Ca
thedral College.
Archbishop William n. O'Conneil
d. o.. wGs born in Lowell. Mass, Dec.
8. 1859, on the feast day OF the lmn,s c.
ulate Conception. For excellence In
his studies at the Boston college he
was awarded scholnrship by Arch
bishop Williams OF Boston in the
| American college at Rome.
He was conseclatcd bishop IN tina St.
John 1ateran church at Rome On Nay
10, 1901. and assigned to Portland, Me-
Az the bishop ot Portland lie YVES se-
| lected by the pope Aug. 50, 1875, to 60
to japan as private messenger H.
connection with the placing Of an spos-
tolate at Tokyo.
During that mission be was fer 81
day the special guest Of the emperor
O1 SaE6u. 1B 6pPOlNtlNe0I AZ 6ICQ
bishop Of Boston came on Aug. 80.
1907.
Mgr. Diomede Faiconio waa born In
1912 at Pescocostango. Italy. In 1850
he Joined the Franciscan order OF Fri
ars minor and ave years later was sent
to the United States as teacher CT
claasivs ut st Bonaventure's college.
Allegany. n Y. he was ordained .
priest the following year. He remain
ed In the college for several years and
was then sent to assist the bishop of
Harbor Grace. Newfoundland. I'm this
diocese he labored as vicar general and
administrator till 1870, when he went
to New York and spent some time In
the Sullivan street parish. he return
ed to Italy and received appointnaer IL
to various offices in the franciscan or
der. eliminating in that Of procurator
general
The pope appointed him In 1897 arch
bishop Of Acrenla. In 1899 he was
made apostolic delegate to Canada and
in 1901 succeeded Mgr Martinelli in
the same capacity at Washington.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02

You are not experimenting on
yourself When y you take Chamberlains
Cough Remedy for a cold as that
preparation has won it's great repu-
tation and extensive sale by its re-
markable cures Of colds. and can al
ways be depended upon 1t is
equally valuable for adults and child
rem and may be given to young child
with implicit confidece as it contains.
no harmful drug. Sold by H. j. Pier.
Biliousness is due to a diordered
condition of the stomach. Chamber
lain's Tablets are essentially stom-
ach medicine intended especially to
act on that organ; to clense it,,
strengthen it, tone and invigorate it
to regulate the liver and to Danish
biliousness positively and effectually.
For sale by II j Pier
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
Agricultural Students Form eoester'
Club.

The State College students have or
ganized boosters club for the ex-
press purpose Of boosting the college.
Students OF this institution vii make
II a point to interest tho young people
OF the state In agricultural education.
and showing them the advaAsag4s Of
/ securing such training n eAds eva
state.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02
DIR. C0x'S
Barbed Wire
L.INIMIE'.,'N'iT|'' = : Ni|''

GUARANTEED to heal without leav.
IL blemish, or MONEY REFUNDED.
6Oc and 81 90 sizes for fresh wounds.
old sores, sore backs and shouldsu, burns
md bruises. 25c sixe for Family Use.
DIR. CoXS PAItlE9s BLISTER
3 painless and guaranteed 20 cure
Spawn. Ringbone, Curb. sweeny, splint,
euffs, O any enlargement Of bone OF
0uscle, OF monSy rsfunded. Price ~.
~ aAkQly A. ooQoQoo91
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-02

Celebrate Big Improvement.
BUSINESS was practically suspended
at Easton. Md. the day the town start
ai its s1lOnNn .nproy ement by break
20 '"0'i',a f,r T., now se~"r svstt,r
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-09

never lose their awe OF it's majesty
All about the Eeysers the foliage OF
the trees is heavily laden with Ice, Civ.
Ing them a thousand fantastic shapes
a cloud Of vapor, like the steam from
some great manufacturing city. hangs
and drifts over the geyser basins-tle
workshop of nature
The "Sisterhood" of the Geysers.
There are more than fifty In this
giant sisterhood OF geysers. Not even
In Iceland or New Zealand or any
where else where the earth IS still be-
Ing made is there such convent Of
their order as In the Yellowstone. No
one ever has been able to describe
them adequately In words any more
than 1t has been possible to tell on the
printed page the extent OF the wonders
In this Workshop Of the Almighty" II
is a place where almost every form of
creative eccentriclty In nature is found.
But the geysers play unseen, and the
agents that are inOfding the earth Keep
It their tasks in solitude all winter
long. The great streams and water
falls never rest in their toll Of tearing
down the heights and building up the
valleys. Only during three months in
to see this Titanic work OF Nature in
progress. If those who travel for
pleasure every summer knew how curl
Gus and beautiful q place the Park Is
there would be as great an influx Of
visitors between the 18th OF June, when
the season begins, and the 18th, Of Sep
TENDER, when 1t ends. as now sail away
to Europe for rest and play.
To get to the new gateway to this
wonderland by the most direct route
the traveller branches off from the
main line Of the Union Pacific at Os-
den. Utah. a nights ride in n Pullman
lands him at Y Yellowstone station. the
western entrance OF the Park, ready for
the 158 milo tour in the Monida and
Yellowstone stages that are awaiting
him. The trip through the Park may
be made In five days. or 1t may be cut
down to two by visiting the region OF
the Geysers alone.
Many, Many Wonderful Things.
There are many wonderful things on
the road before one gets to the Yellow
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-09

and Is piled into fantastic drifts Some
times 1t is swept with a roar through
the mountain gorges faster than the
swiftest railway train ever Travelled. It
covers to the caves some Of the big
hotels. In summer time these placee
are buzzing with life. but in winter
they are pictures OF desolation, almost
1ndisttnguishable from the rest OF the
Landscape beneath the enshrouding
snow II the caretakers wish to get
out they have to obtain exit from a
window on one OF the upper floors
Tall trees buried In the snow appear
Ike bushes The general aspect OF the
country is entirely changed
Masses Of Purest White In Place of
Brilliant Hucd Rocks.
Tho Incompatible wonder OF the
Grand Canyon Of the Yellowstone. that
huge cash in the earth whose walls
glow with every tint Of Jewels and
flowers, ia a mass Of purest white save
where here and there the winds have
swept away the snow and left the bril-
liant hued rocks exposed. Their reds
and yellows and puppies and crimsons
glow the brighter In contrast with the
surrounding wilderness. The black TO-
liage Of tho pines stands out sharply.
pice and forms the Great Falls OF the
Yellowstone 1t roars down as white MS
carded wool. Down at the bottom OF
the gorge. where the waters are swift
and deep, they are black. There are
immense icicles 200 feet long An Ice
bridge hundred feet high Is formed
at the base OF the falls.
The great gcySers play endlessly
each at it's appointed period, although
no one is there to see them. Every
seventy minutes Old Faithful sends its
column OF water and steam 800, 500,
sometimes 1000 feet into the air and
holds it there for three minutes Some
times the winds unfold from It's top an
iridescent banner Of spray; at other
times the fountain form is q perfect
cone. In winter its boiling hot water
gives of vast cloud Of drifting steam.
At nightfall Of a January evening this
immutnbIe water clock OF the Yellow
stone becomes q spectre OF ghostlX
white. a sight so strange and startling
that even those who nelghbor with it
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-09
ENTRANCE TO NORRIS GEfSERH5IN AFTER 4 BLzz4Rp e

up to each other in the same cave ana
steep Inc winter away. IT Is In winter
LOO mat tho cubs are born. When the
paDy bear comes into the world he is
not much bigger than a rat, but he
grows and crows in his cave. kept
warm by his mother until spring.
When he energies into the light he is
full grown cub, quite able to take
care of himself and fight anything OF
his size.
Paradise For Wild Things.
Millions OF trout come up into the
smaller streams TO spawn in the spring.
sears live mostly on berries and fish,
when they can get them. Since there
are no berries In the spring the bears
break their fast on fish. They wade
INTO the creeks and scoop them out
with their paws. When the little bears
set tired or catching fish in the shallow
pools they go hunting for moles and
WORK as lndustriously as puppy dogs
dlsging them out OF the earth. SPRING
iIne. When the bears are lean and hun
cry, is their busiest time.
Three-fourths OF the Park is q dense
forest, a primeval Wilderness Away
from the few hotels, the roads and the
trans the Park today is what II was
before even Pharaoh reigncd in
Egypt II is such a paradise for the
WIG things that roam at will there
that they have less to fear, even from
each other and from the elements, than
anywhere else In tho wilderness. When
'ile Jury or the winter storms drives
ne elk deer, mountain sheep and an
'eiope INTO the sheltered valleys and
canyons they have nothing to be afraid
or except the pclting, driven steel dust
or the mountain billiards.. Nature is
KIND even to the birds. On the great
terraces where the stupendous springs
OF not water flow necessarily gather
great hooks Of wild ducks and other
| fowl. :
IN THIS region. nearly 5000 feet above
me sea, where HE mercury sinks away
peiow zero from December to March,
there Is far more wonder and mystery
IN midWintcr than the summer tourist
ever gets hin, OF. Civilization is
mics away across a wilderness Of
SHINING. snowclad Mountains The gale
] driven snow dances over This wa ste