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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
row HE Won for,

A man who married his stenogra-
pher won her through sheer persisten-
cy. Although 1t was evident to the
wooer that the young woman did not
regard him entirely without favor, he
found it extremely difficult to get her
to listen to his plea. The stenographer
refused to lunch. sup OF go to the the
alter with her admirer. Finding every
avenue Of approach blocked. the de-
termined courier. who possessed some
literary facility. wrote a short love
story. in which the girl and he were
the leading figures. This story he sent
to the stenographer every morning for
a month and ordered her to typewrite
it for him. She dared not refuse to
do as her employer commanded. and.
realizing through the story that he
would never give up until she married
him. she finally acquiesced.-Chicago
Record Herald.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
A HOT WEATHER TONIC
A Home Made Medicine that Makes
You Sit Up and Take Notice

Home Made Medicine that Makes
You Sit Up and Take Notice
The intense heat of this summer has
affected many Of our people SO that
they can work very little; they say
they are constantly tired and worn
out
This condition is neither natural nor
| necessary. 1t is almost always due
to a slightly disordered stomach; a
perfectly healthy man or woman can
work even better in hot weather than
what we call a comfortably cool" day.
People who are thus affected by the
heat need a hot weather tonic, one
that goes direct to the cause of their
trouble, the stomach; and one that
has a gentle tonic effect on the entire
system.
Such a medicine you can make right
in your own home. Here is the re-
cipe:
Get two ounces of Logos Stomach
Tonic Extract (concentrated) at any
first class drug store. Mix the con-
tents of this bottle with enough wa
ter to make a pint and add two tea
spoonfuls of ordinary baking soda.
Shake it up and you have your tonic;
could anything be simple?
A two ounce bottle of Logos Tonic
Extract cost so cents at any drug
store.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
Ralxae's Way.

Ju,es Saadeau relates that one time
while living In Paris Balzac locked
himself up in his room for twenty-five
days and twenty-five nights. refusing
to s..e any one and keeping the cur.
tains closed and the lights continually
burning esen in broad daylight. The
only human being he saw during this
time was his servant. whom he rang
for when he felt the need Of food and
which he washed down with numerous
cups of coffee. He would throw him.
self on his bed only when entirely ex-
hausted from lack OF sleep. and he re
manned ia complete ignorance OF what
was transporting outside. the state Of
the weather aud even OF the time and
day Of the week. He only freed him.
self from this voluntary captivity
when he had written the word End"
on the last page Of the manuscript no
began when he entered his prison.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
A HAPPY HOMECOMING.

The husband who comes home from
his daily toll, whether working for
small or large pay, must appreciate
the presence of wife well gowned
and restfuily awaiting him. and chill.
dren equally well groomed and show.
ing every evidence of maternal care.
A woman does not need to be a
slave to drudgery. but happy home
builder Hewitt's Easy Task soap is
of the greatest help to this blessed
condition, because it lessons the la.
Dor of keeping the home and all that
pertains to it clean. wholesome and
attractive. No friction to such a
home. Five cents a cake.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
His Dancer.

In these days Of almost pre-eminent
German music and musicians it is
rather amusing to read the opinions of
former generations concerning leu
tonic singers.
Frederick the Great was so impo-
litely unpatriotic as to declare that he
would rather hear the neigbing Of a
hnrsa than the singing OF a German
prima donna. Perhaps in his day there
was some excuse for such 4 remark
but the times have changed.
There is a diverting anecdote of an
Italian who was convinced that no
German could sing. A friend induced
him to go to the opera where Hen
riette Sontag sang. After hearing her
first aria the Italian got up to so. The
friend urged him to stay. assuring him
that he would be convinced soon
Il know it." replied the Italian, land
that's why co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
GreenviIle, O., Fair.

Three big days remain of the Darke
County fair at Greenville, Ohio.
The Races-You will see the first
OF the Horse Journal three-year-old
Futurity Stahies, for purse of
$1,000 each for trotters and PAGERS.
There are sixty paid up entries in the
two races and they are nearly equally
divided. Look out for something do
ing when these events come off.
In the horse department exhibit you
will see the greatest show of draft
horses ever held in this part of the
State. j. Crouch & Sons, of Lafay-
cite, Ind, will make an exhibit of
their stock. They are on their way
to the Ohio State Fair. and will have
their best on exhibition. Other breed
ers Of draft horses have engaged stalls
and in all the other horse classes a
big show is assured.
In the cattle Department you will
see the best herds of the different
breeders on the road this year exhib-
tied. Inquiries for stalls are coming
every day and a big show is assured.
The same can be said of the sheep,
swine and poultry. The largest show
of fruits in the history of the society
is expected. The Art Hall will be full
of the best the country can produce
this educational exhibit will be the
best ever. There never has been so
many inquiries for space to exhibit
farm implements. buggies. automobiles
and all other merchandise as this
year.
In the pay shows the board has
booked the best educated and per-
forming horse before the public today
The Great Mazeppa. This company
will have four shows on the grounds.
They carry good band. The Will
Athletic shows are contracted
with. The people can rest assured
that no shows of an immoral nature
will be allowed on the grounds. Moth
ing in the form of games but the high
stricken and cane and knife rack and
perhaps weighing machine will be
booked.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
They Paid The Price.

The corpoI alton of the city of Glas.
gov wanted 10 purchase the Whistler
portrait OF Carlyle and in due course
waited on the master of the gentle art
Of making enemies about the price
Q.OOO guineas,. They admitted it was
a magnificent picture. but do you not
think. Mr.. Whistler, the sum a wee.
wee bit excesslve?' &C.,.
Didn't you know the price before
you came to nle?' asked the master.
with suspicious blanCness.
"Oh. aye. we knew that" replied the
corporation.
every well. then" said Mr.. Whistler
in his suavest tones. lets talk of
something else" And as there was
nothing else &c interest to detain the
corporation" they paid the price and
made an excellent bargain.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
An1uSeHentS.
SeiIs-Floto Circus.

In a day and age when the cost of
living and the expense of amusing
oneself has reached proportions which
almost seem incredible, it is pleasing
to note the advent of an attraction
which has instead of pressing the linn
it, revised it's scale of charges down
ward.
The Sells-Floto circus, which by the
way, is a Western organization, owned
and controlled by the newspaper men
who are proprietors of the Denver
Post and Kansas City Post, will ar
rive here on Sept. 6 and is booked to
give two performances on that date.
1t is an old story now how this good
circus which is entirely outside the
combined shows, popularity known as
the circus trust, for years fought for
a meagre existence. But the owners
gamely withstood all assaults, and to-
day stand pre-eminent as giving more
for the money than any show, big or
little, on the face of the globe.
The Sells-F loto circus comes here,
fresh from a series of unqualified sue
cess, both in the large cities of the
Coast and Middle West, as in those of
the more Northerly states and over
the Canadian border. They are GER
tain to be welcomed here and literally
patronized. The management stands
for all that is fair and square in their
method of dealing with the public. 1t
might be added that this year they
are offering many features which are
unique and have heretofore been stran-
gers to the world of big tents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
FITS BIG TRIP
BEGINS SEPT. II
ms Completed for Presi-
lent's Forty Day Journ-
ey in the West.

IASHINGTON, Aug. 22.-Plans for
Sident Taft's coming trip through
west and to the Pacific coast prac-
lily were completed Sunday.
he journey will be almost as ex-
live as that taken by the President
his famous Swing around the cir.
In 1909, when he travelled more
$4,000 miles and visited thirty
&c states. He will break ground
the Panama Canal exposition at
Francisco, make many addresses
attempt to scale the $4,000 feet
fount Rainier's precipitous slope.
ccording to the present arrange
ITS the President will be gone six
ks. In that time 1t Is expected
he will make close to two hun
d speeches from platform from the
r end OF his private car and at 9TH
places not on the regular schedule.
Politically important.
republican leaders look upon the
az the most important politically
President has mapped out since he
cred the White House. He will
through all the states in the west,
which they recognize the DONNA
} of the progressive Republicans
are counted on to oppose his re-
nination next year.
Until the question of the adjourn
mt Of congress was out of the way
President was undecided as to
ether he should be gone three
eks or six. With adjournment prac.
ally assured for this week the
ssident feels he can get three weeks
I at Beverly and be in trim then
stand the forty days in a private
Itinerary In Part.
rhe President probably will leave
verify September IL, returning east
put Nov. 1. He will go west through
va, Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, and
vada, to the coast. Most of the big
les In these states, including Des
lines, Kansas City, Omaha, Denver,
d Salt Lake will be visited, but the
ms for the trip contemplate stops
scores of smaller places.
From California the President will
north to Portland and Seattle.
rec days are to be spent in Wash
ston state, and the route eastward
II allow him to stop in Idaho. Mon
IA. the Dakotas and Minnesota.
While no "spellbinders" are to be
zen along, It Is probable that men,
rs Of the cabinet or congressman
II become travelling companions Of
D President at various points en-
ate.
Topics for the Presidents addresses
II not be hard to find the party lead
> say.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

u find words to express my thanks
ne good your medicine has done
4 on maypublish this if you wish. i"
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
T1.a Last Straw.

They were driving from the railway
station to the village in which the
blissful honeymoon was to be passed.
and. though she had not as yet brush
ed the confetti out Of her hair. the
bride was in an agony Of nervousness
in case they should be taken for any
thing but couple we'll seasoned to the
joys and sorrows Of matrimony.
Presently the carriage drew back
with jerk.
whats, the natter" queried the
bridegroom Of the coachman.
Horse thrown a shoe. SIR" said the
driver.
The bride clutched her husbands
arm and. with what sounded suspi-
ciously like sob. "Oh. dear George"
she said. rs it possible that even the
very horses know we are married?''
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
He Didn't Dron.

The great operate star Sfgnor Foil
John Mccormack, when singing in
grand opera in his native city. Cork.
had to sing one Of his songs from u
stage. balcony. The arrangements
were not very perfect. aud the man
ager. fearing the carpenter had not
naue rne palcouy strong enough To
sustain the weight of the big man.
told OF two assistants to hold it up
from beneath. The lengthy signor was
only half through bis song when one
man said to the other:
BE jabers. Moike. the Oitalian is
moighty heavy"
Lets dhrop him. Pat. He's only an
Oitalian. aftber all.'
Voice from the signor above. "Wii
We. We divils. will yep
'Tare an 'ouns. Pat. but he's an
Oirishman: Hould him up for the
loife of yez!'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
Getting Back at Him.

The young man was timid. but be
loved the girl SO fervently that he mus
tered up enough courage to wait upon
her wealthy father and ask him for
her hand.
$50 you have the impudence to ask
for my daughters hand. eh:" exclaim
ed the father crustily. why. sir. a,
your present salary you couldn't more
than keep her in gloves"
WELL" stammered the sutton
wouldn't that be enouchy'
what. Do you mean to insinuate
young man. that my daughter would
wear only gloves?
Pardon me. sir" replied the young
man. with sudden courage: Il asked
only for her hand."-Young's Maya
cine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

delay and took his
nat and coat. The
girls father fol.
lowed him. AS
the caller reached
for the dOorknob
the old gentleman
again asked him
II ne knew what
time ii was.
Yes. sir" was
the youths reply.
"GoUd nlght:' And
ne shot from the
house Wit b O U {
waiting to put his
coat on.
After the door
had closed the old
gentleman turned
to the girl.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
How,s This !?

We eaef oae Hundred Dollars Reward Tor am
case Of Caiar,h that cannos Be cured by HaAs
Catarrn Cure.
FL CHENEY 4 Co. Ioaedo. O
We. TIE undersigned have kno~n F. J. Chene-
for the last Is .earA and believe him perfectly
ceahse 4 all business transactions and nnancsalh
able carry cut any obligations made by his n.sn
NATIONAL RANK or CnANxkcE,
Toaeic Ohio
Halls Cssarrh Care Is taken Internally, actin
directly upon the bleed aud mucous surfaces Of IN
system. Testimonials sent ire. Prcc IS centa %
bottle, Sold by all DRUGGISTS.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
Airy.

"I'm looking for breezy march.
said the baniimaster in a Chestnu.
street music store the other day.
How about this one dedicated t.
the Aero ciIi,?" the facetious clerk
asked.
II suppose IL is written for wind iE-
struments." the bandmaster countered
"Well. the ait is easy" the clerk shot
back. and the interchange stopped
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
The Chainlsss Mind,

Eternal spirit OF the chainiess mind.
brightest In dungeons. liberty thou art.
For there thy habitat1on Is the heart
The heart which love OF thee alone can
bind
And when thy sons to letters are con-
signed
gloom
Their country conquers with their mar
tyrdom.
And freedoms fame finds wings on ever.
wind.
Lord Byron, From The Prisoner O,
Chiffon"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

ago when her fa
Their came into
the parlor with
his watch In his
b q q d. 1t was
about half past 8
O'Clock. At the
m o m e q { [ b e
young man was
standing on a
chair. straighten-
ing a picture over
the piano. The
girl had asked
him TO fix 1t. AS
he turned the old
& e n [ ! e m a n. a
Eru6. stout fell
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
sfs1 AND HEALTH To MOTHER AND CHILD.

MRS WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
usedfor over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS Of
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING. with PERFECT SUCCESS. 1t
SOOTHES the CHILD. SOFTENS the GUMS.
ALLAYS all PAIN CURES WIND COLIC, and
is the best remedy for DIARRHGA. 1t is alb
solutely harmless Be sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslows Soothing Syrup" and take NO otheg
kind, Twenty five cents a bottle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
u.~. ,,.,n,r..ion Works.

How Is.ap,ration Works.
.Th,s sen poem OF yours fairly
oncks Of the salt gale. 1t Is palpably
= result, Of sepu'ne inspiration. You
identity planned 1t while upon the
,unding deep" -.
.Weu. TO teu you the truth" said
q poet, II got the idea one day while
ring in n shop having my shoes cob
ID New York journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

Could Have Got Il Mors Easily.
MR.. Newiywed-PeoTle are saying
AT You married me for my gold. Mr.
ewlywcd-What norsense! IL Ia
mply wanted gold J could have got
WITH far less hardship and suffering
! South Africa or Aaska.-Scraps.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

FAILED TO
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
wc(i SafiaHad

"Old Grabbet ought to be satisfied
with the money he has"
HE is satisGed-so much SO that he
wants a lot mpre Of exactly the same
k.nd"-London Tit-Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

Shade Trees In New York.
In April. 1S222. shade trees were re
moved from New York streets that
were NOT forty feet wide
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

Drives Pain from Feet and 6anishes
all Agony from corns, 6unions
and Caliouses. a

Nothing in all the world like EGO,
the new discovery for tired, aching,
burning, swol en-, dry and tender feet.
Rub on EGO and rub out agony-it's
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

Their, II pothinsso powerful As ex.
pple. We put others straight by
aikiuc straight ourselves. - Nine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

DO You KNOW WHAT low, said:
TINE 1T IS:' ~ ounp man
do you know what time II tsp
The bashful youth got OF the chair
nervously. Yes. SIR" he replied. Il
| was just going"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

to the girl. HE SHOT FROM THE
whats the mat HoCsE.
ter with that fellow?' he asked my
watch ran down this afternoon. and
wanted him 10 tell me the time so tha,
1 could set it-"-Denver Post.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
The Scrap
Book
Yes. He Knew the Time,

A quiet, bashfui sort OF q young fell
low was making call on Capitol
hill girl one evening not so very long
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22
,ANTED LIVE POULTRY

Highest market Prioo P~ta Zoe ss-e
ultry, Schwegman's Meat Market.
jun 20-eod-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

SO easy to use-lust rub
it on that's all-and
make your poor, tired
feet feel fine and dandy
in five minutes no
fussing around getting
ready.
A % cent jar will put
gladdest kind of glad
ness into 20 pairs OF
poor, tired, overworked
feet and extract the ag-
ony from so corns or
bunions or callouses.
Ask your druggist for
E0n In~t% o111n$ -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

substitute-get EGO, a delightful re-
fined ointment, and get rid of foot
misery. Mail orders filled. charges
prepaid. by ECO Chemical Co, Roches-
ter, n. Y. For sale by Leo H. Fihe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-08-22

He went into the hall without any
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1911-01-20

Mrs. Henry Wyatt passed a.
way Thursday morning at two
O'Clock after long illness of
stomach trouble. She was
thirty seven years old and a
mem Der of the Methodist church,
she leaves a husband and two
children. Funeral services were
conducted at the residence on
Main street yesterday afternoon
at 1:30 O'Clock by Rev. Henry
Moore and the burial took place
immediately afterward at the
cemetery in the presence of a
large number of friends and ac-
quaintances. Mrs. Wyatt was a
good woman, model wife and
mother and bore her long suffer
ing with christian fortitude.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1911-01-20
NO REASON FOR IT
when darlington Citizens Show the
Certain Way Out.

There can be no Just reason why
any reader of this will continue to
suffer the fortunes of an aching
back, the annoyance of urinary dis
orders. the dangers of diabetes Of
any kidney ills when relief is so
near at hand and the most positive
proof given that they can be /. cured.
Read what an Darlington citizen
says:
Mrs. H. G. Smith, darlington,
KY, says: II was afflicted with
kidney trouble for years. I had
severe pains in the small of my
back and whenever l stopped or
lifted, the attacks were particularly,
acute. MY back ached at night and
when arose&in the morning was
very lame. / became tired easily,
felt languid and was frequently
troubled by headaches and spells of
dizziness. 1 knew that my kidneys
were disordered, as the secretlcns
from these organs were unnatural.
Learning of Doan's Kidney Pills, I
procured supply aud received re-
lief from the time i began using
them. The contents of two boxes of
this remedy cured me. / shall rec.
ommend Doan's Kidney Pills at
every opportunity
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster MIlburn Co Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.