The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-10-06


thought that was a privilege accorded
only to the manager Of the Leon hotel
and to the Tallahassee cigar dealers.
A man can walk through large
crowds day in and day out and never
have his foot stepped upon, but just
as soon as he acquires a corn, at least
three people in a. block win locate 1t.
Italy's sudden attack shows that all
DULLES are not dead yet. That coun-
try would be served right If a stronger
power would take Tripoli away from
it and give 1t back to Turkey.
DR.. Kelley has written a whole book
about the "wonderousness" OF the hui
man face. Now, If he was writing
about Bill Mapoles's face ne did well
to confine it to one volume.
Can't see where It Is any more in
elegant to say chickens leg than a
chickens drumstick. In some other
instances drumstick might be more
appropriate than limb.
Evangelist Culpepper ought not have
much trouble in getting young men
helpers when he says the Oklahoma
women Rugged him so tight that two
Of his ribs were broken.
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In selecting cabinet officers for the
next president, Senator Fletcher by all
means should be the attorney general.
Duncan U. has become a real pro-
gressive.
Extras" telling Of war news don't
make their appearance like they did IN
the days of yore-even Jail extras have
stopped making their appearance.
Imitation may be the sincerest fiat
terry. but when a fellow tries to imi-
tate you by kissing your best girl, you
don't like to be 1attered.
II, Taft had been as firm n sticker to
what he believed to be right as was
DR.. Wiley, no Democrat could have
beaten him next year.
There's no justice in some people
paying a high license to sell liquors
and beer and another person selling 1t
without license.
Pensacola has the distinction OF
having more houses which need re-
painting than any other city OF its size
in the world.
We are told that Eskimos seldom
lie-but this much cannot be said
about those who visit the land of the
Eskimo.
If hoop-skirts come back in fashion
we wonder whether the girls can con-
tinue to sit in the boys laps.
The smile that won't come of is
sometimes caused when II Is learned
that the bill collector is sick.
Poor little Beulah Binford is no
worse than many others-she was
caught, that's the difference.
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II the janitor would put a fellows
chewing gum back, he wouldn't mind
him borrowing 1t for awhile.
Strange. isn't it. how the number of
marriages increase in the winter and
the divorces in the summer.
Some people had rather hear new
scandal than to know that one of their
friends had got religion"
No pay-as-you- enter cars in Pensa-
cola--our credits good until the con-
ductor can get around.
There would be fewer day dreamers
II beds were sought at the proper
hour after shutdown.
For the Gliddenites' own sake we are
sorry that Pensac cola will not be in
Guided in their tour.
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better than tha sunday schooIs hu+ II
fills in a big gap.
The married man in 70 irv s+or,ss
would delight in paying the bills for
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