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V II V v Nis1 'a7 w. B. ALEX -AsN1 1f..l1
TO THE VOTERS 0s' THE
 CITY 0E PiSh, gLEEsE

Thanks to my fri nds I attribute ny victory in Friday s binary tcs the loya1y Of friends, used n1<- undue influanca but stood OH myF merits as q citizen and won ont by q small tut sac majority. There 1s nothing in ths world life friends ana want my f,=S Sds to understand that appr. eia-e ths afsa compIi-= cnt they paid me.
 Yours truly
 ROBERT c. JOHNSON.
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CEl,B, 0F1siEtS Ks.

wish 10 extend tc the fffeToR' "iio supported na fer representa- .fs5ss IT. tbe primary Friday. ny sihceresf thauis. l hope tat shall 9gDTe my sell worthy of the confidence rapose>, ill me. SihceFeis Souss,
 T. < WILSON
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--The completest stock of Cook Stoves and Steel Ranges in the city can be seen by visiting our retail s,ore Charter Oaks (e5 yearF n the leadj, Quick Meal an,l 71ooces Rangea are among them.-T'sg Bros. E3dw. Co., tx
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Same ni,-r,

And he said he was willing to die for me-"
 Not exactly in these words, but that was the impression he was evi' dently trying to convey
 What did he say?'
 ''He said ne was ready to eat your cooking any time you said the word. -HOuStOn Post
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Trinity Association.

Trinity hurch Associat on of Trin- ity Parish will meet Monday afternoon with Rev. and Mrs. Charles L. w. Reese, at their residence No. 3i3 South Elm street. The hour of meet ing is o'alccl., and all members are asked to be on [ me.
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T0 9HT VOTERS OF
 IEFF@3S0N F855 NBz

Vid ta thank Na9 for &aaf afI= a4eseU t voc 9iNou lie in t2gi,laE s primary. ahall Hse eeelN effort ta os#1se yea 3 he.#se Circuit Clerk ihaa ezer befee as your 42.a ef 5eataf= f5V paces afe nadeH gf~at HHiige6 f8Hs t9 aive t6a=hest selNief =srgf z ta me
 Yours 5e eGasaaad,
 '. k. I.fTLi
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ie tb4 Fe'e4> Of she Cfis 0i Pine

Heins impossible for He De sse yea all in person b thaHi you for the Kindness shown me. bv sal fifg me as the Aldarman from tae rhiei Ward. find il aec2ssary to express Ha7 sense ot a9Preeia ian throH&'3 tRe press. shall do all in my power lte improve conditions and to boom the town. Again ttanking you aa9 spria@ you that appreciate t'ae tenor CT bcine the next Nd rman from t6e Third Ward. all
 Yours rnlY,
 BEN E. WE'LL.
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Complete staaG of Inc ofd E"'ls lie Winchester sul IE M c. sheiis md eatfi6ge att makes ''asis ;ae f=5a5o..- HOWELL ARas co r IT If Old Gayd Gro. Co f9-1s-t5
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INTEREST IN BOYS
 GLASS INCREASING
saturday Eas d E;s Bay and junior, Mere 5ifiIad lutG Four
 'TpNmS.

Y-5tefdag @as he h&gest day tho svu -,ass eaj5=ei3u Association ea* s..f vt-=Es a99s dopaemea. this
 #aez .n=H=es probably since is aaEaHiza jall.
 fE5f1 efas5 Eas filled tosfts caPae- ra eaaza rooms were Gael1ed Hei.a Nu4 x. pa2 icaI Iifss#og
 -4sisaa-fs 4sze 'aa.H r.l1zst. ef 6fs >a= class hos aYerae-
 4eass of aga.Zl5 is a=tiae class ef 15z@ VH5 #ill a4 l. in tho 8en@s depagtWcuf aud are erHiH@ valuable uaiaiH@ fer .a1efsbig.
 Taa juniors were afyia2d into foUr tcaaa= ort os efca class .r fass. Tn teams 0Hl compa.e in f4fiaas athletic and eznuas < events t2l tho ret oz Ihe gzm1asis toason sfae captains and tea#a aHa as Follows;
 Caaas No. Joe #r,@h4 t!Hrfafa; Nidf#zd AtssHe,, Yale; am~s Me eauseet. Pfiaeetaa Alhea N =s#a- | i, Cornell
 Glass No !}3s#ell Toay TaIe; ,t2el5 Thompson, fiaf5a4a: taHr9 Alexander, Fr#Hc t8a: Lee Ni9aol Cornell
 The fa i54z eve9es Will be bask | hlll, races s@iie ine, .aasine, aa9a- rat+.5z ,f.<s zt444zs, lz l;,yh if,n,n Ira-- lle ball and e6aar games,
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Woman's Missionary Society.

The Womans Missionary Society of the First Methodist church will hold . literary mee-ing at the home of Mrs George W. Lindsay Monday afternoon a, , o'clock
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|NE)ICT OFFICIALS
 OF NIGHT BARK
Tc.Hr Ire ln 5a', At Memphis Unable
 T9 Furnish Bail.

Memphis, Dec. 2.-Following tNe collapse of the All Night and >A'ay Bank of this ely and the arrest Of
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be sent to Mrs, Simmons home oH Wednesday,. The next meeting will be held i'll two weeks at the home of Ms. Wm Crugchar.
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FRED FOX

Just received stock of new bs- 'ycles. Call and see us. Townsend }cos., 205 State St. 10 31 1Ms
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TO THE VOTERS GT EFFERSO S@
 COUNTY:
am,
FRANK STTNtA12%

VWt V
 The safe maiozity which you s2ve. me oFer my two opponents tn @7s7 tcrday's primary is eorpifinelf which apmeeiata highly. 2t is 6he1'r fore useless t5 say ha- wfI do my tcs, in conducting the office Of eot1rA fy treasurer, aoFing by this to 7e1,aS you in a way fer inc confidsnce fba4 you haze re. e i in me
 Yours tfuIgs
 GEO ". EzINE1S4S&
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". E. ALEXANpER EXrHGSSHs
 THANKS Te Yt}IEH

wish to thank my friends of 'ssss 's city of Pine Bluff for the5r splena:e vote given me sterday. promist in return te give my best efforas ti-@ the discharge of ny duties is sst' Attorney aE8 will dc a.1 I czs91 " guard tha interests of the. s5y 3& Pine Hiuf5
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mako you a better officer tEzaa iies day before. With sincere thaRAsy v am,
 Yours trEl1,,
 FRANK STFNNTAf@gs
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Trinity Church. Aa'aH;iHrse

Tn ladies os Trinity Church As sooiatioa faJge is.aad very at.rae tive Church Y.~ r Calend3r for Trini, Parish. Tn Cl.IaGda5 s5yes list of church services and ot the Parish Or eanizatjoos. vita the meeting tme 8f eae , wa5sd should prove most co. 4eaienf ta every glosa5er of the Par ii Tla ls3'e@ nope that tae @@1ea. .@G4s vi 1Fye ! large sale, esase4> LIs
 I.e members of fae Parish. Tass a5 be os.eaieea om aag member z IT. fly Gau.6H Asa eiat'oa aad VI. -.Qld most ra.sona35y. Tas eaieaz da9s h.ve picsarss Of 5fe n.te# @ .sr#j 10 Rector =s#s#-1las= l.. N5-EeaSe.
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r.i ll..;.i...,,. llL::s. ].

Preaching nHfTing and eFeains .saHdaE= se3l Q! 4t 9:54 |. iii. F \, [. al 6:9a D. al sunday sb0ol :. Zap iai mission a5 " D. 4. : eG dis i#stt toH + eNteR8. ta all.
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Sheriff i1d&H NreAst T received a meesaee from WHbbaselIa gestar- day telling haa Of 6ae killing of a nf gro namea Wan Moore by another negro, Re7 Barley. The details Of tha hillias " He Ho raa ived Barley is the son of q masfsffate Of Wah- baseEa. H. made his escape alt2l fae killing and iAe officers are no@ ,@arcfiae for Tim.
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s'he ati.ef nan sa#s il Aill be fai4 taaay.
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' .,.ltt~ ssili;ss St.,z.i

' sf.IENTN T : FfI tT'T 77TTE'V-" =.
 T0e j.adi4s Fh@'aF3s 5ee=135 vii oaeee N5aa.ay alse5 e n at 3 o'cloe, at#. .he Temple
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CAR: ? OF='ss'Es X 5.

ROBERT c. JOHNSON.
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Gen 8z E. Ms salQned from | threz weeks 2=st @.s.ot $ 51ein@s.
 De,m4N Saoasfz F. +. Williams If Eas4 Miaa is. Warner 5A official hU sI=
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
The Origin Of Ounce.

= A Ounce is named after buns Scotus.
the chief and leader of the schoolmen
who were in opposition to what was
called 1.-The new learning" in the six
teenth century. 1t is easy to see how
readily convertible the term would be
Any opponent of the new learning
would be apt to be referred to as a
Dunsman, or. more briefly. as Duns.
to indicate that he held the views of
which Duns Scotus was the most emf.
nent representative. But as the time
went on and the new learning triumph.
ed to call any one a Dunsman or 4
Ounce would be equivalent to describ-
ing him not merely as opposed to a
certain set Of doctrines, but as inca.
pable Of learning and enlightenment.
1t is certainly hard upon buns Scotus.
a. Archbishop Trench has remarked,
that he, the subtle doctor" by pre-.
eminence, the ''wittiest of the school
divines," as Hooker terms him, should
have his name handed down to future
ages as a synonym for invincible stn
pidity.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
9urrovsod TO Save.

- 9vrrovwod to Save.
Uncle Reuben, the village white
washer and man of all work, was a
frequent borrower of small sums from
his neighbor, Colonel Arkwright, and
a. q rule. he repaid these little debts
at the appointed time. But on one &C.
casion when he had been accommo-
dated with q loan of $3.50, which he
promised to return in a few days, he
allowed two or three weeks to pass
without making any mention of his in,
debtedness and, liz fact, seemed to
avoid his creditor, But one morning
the colonel UNEXPECTEDLY encountered
him at the ppstoffice. il.
Hello, Uncle Rube! Didn't you Dor
row 6 little money from me several
weeks agoT' ~. -.
Oats right, cunnel," said the old
man. II sholy did,,
,''You told me you'd pay it back in
three or four days. Have you had bad
luck!" -. =.
mo, suh,': responded Uncle Reuben.
IN tell you how it was, cunnel. l
lacked jes' two dollahs an half O.
havin' ten dollahs to put in de savin's
bank, an l used it TO- dat. It's all
right, cunnel. won't fo'git it,
Youths Companion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
Insane EnaIis;; Monarchs.

George III. is the only British mon
arch who in modern times has been
placed uader restraint and deprived
Of his authority because Of insanity
though similar mef sures were at one
time contemplated with regard to his
Don, George w.. the monarch who
has been described as "a bad son,
bad husband, bad father, bad sub.
1ect, bad mondfeh and bad friend
and whose conduct while on the throne
was characterized by an eccentricity
which bordered on lunacy:
The insanity Of George III. was real
" brought about. by. the dangerous
illness of his youngest and favorite
child, Princess Amelia. The unlikeli-
hood Of her recovery preyed upon him
and fastened the attack Of mental DE-
rangement which incapacitated him
from reigning, although he had pre-
viously suffered from this malady. He
died hopelessly insane at Windsor after
losing his sight as well as his Senses
Pearson's
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
SCIENCE IN BUSINESS,
The Way the Task and Bonus System
Operates In Factory.

The Way the Task and Bonus System
Operates In Factory.
The task aud bonus system was in
troduced by me In the Bethlehem Steel
works In 1901 as a means 1T atrcrdine
substantial justice to the employee
while requiring him to conform to the
best interests Of his employer. says q
writer in the Engineering Magazine
The employee was not. told In a gen.
eral way Ito do better" but had q
definite standard set for him and was
shown how to reach that, standard, for
which he was awarded compensa 1ou
In addition to his usual days pay.
The system may be described in a
general way as follows: A card ia
made out showing in detail the best
method we can devise Of performing
each Of the elementary operations on
any piece Of work, specifying the
time needed for each Of these opera.
tons as determined by experiments.
The sum of these times is the total
time needed to complete the piece Of
work. If a man follows his instruc-
lions and accomplishes all the work
laid out for him as constituting his
proper task for the day he is paid a
definite bonus In addition to bis day
rate which he always gets. If, how.
ever, at the end Of the day he has
failed to accomplish all the work laid
out he does not get his bonus. but
simply his day rate. As the time for
each detail operation Is stated on the
instruction card, the workman can con.
tinually see whether he is earning
bonus or not. II he finds any opera
ton which he cannot do In the time
set he must at once report to his
foreman. who must show him how to
do it or report to the man who made
out the instruction card. II the latter
has made an error be must make out
a new instruction card, explaining the
proper method of working and allow
ing the proper time. If. however, the
instructor contends that the work can
be done in the time set he must shov
the workman how to do 1t. ~ f;|<.*}. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
Oriental ACRObAlS
Held BY Authorities

Hassan Ben Ali, the producer OF
vaudeville acts and importer of for
eign novelties, is having considerable
trouble in entering a troupe Of Arab
acrobats to this country. Forty OF
these dusky performers arrived on the
steamship Olympic of the White Star
line on August 16, "a of the number
being engaged for the coming season
at the New York Hippodrome, and
the other sixteen for the Aborn OPP.
era company's new production of THE
Bohemian Girl" The first difficulty
came when they arrived at Ellis Is.
land, where the usual blank had to
be filled out for each member of the
party. They are all Berbers, and al
though the blanks have the name of
nearly every known race or nation
atty printed on them, there was no
place on it for the Berbers, a tribe in
northern Africa generally enormously
called Arabs, and there was consid.
cradle red tape to be overcome before
the blanks could be altered. The next
obstacle, and a more serious one, was
the fact that twelve of the acrobats
were under the age required by law,
and these are now held at Ellis island.
<Hassen Ben Ali has appealed to the
bureau of emigration at Washington
to have this restriction waved, and
Billion and Sargent Aborn have sent
their attorney to make application
for he release of the Berbers. This
is the second troupe of acrobats Has.
sen has brought over for Messrs.
Aborn, the first one, numbering IS,
having been thought to America last
year for their first production of "The
Bohemian Girl" This operate offer.
ing was SO successful that the Aborns
decided to make a duplicate of it,
so there will be two companies pre-.
senting the opera during the coming
season, one in the east and the other
in the west, and hence the importa.
ton of the second troupe of sixteen
Berber acrObats.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
PERSONAL

Mrs. J. D. McGalpin of Minot is
spending a few days visiting in the
Exposition city.
George l.. Hampstead was among
the arrivals in the city from James
town yesterday.
w. F. Rathman, of Jamestown, was
registered at a hotel in the city on
Tuesday.
G. C. Ward of Tower City was in the
Capitol City on business Tuesday.
H. E. Marsh came in from Fort
Yates yesterday afternoon.
Miss Lisle and Miss Engstrom came
down on the 500 from Wilton Tuesday
afternoon.
A party of Steele people were regis
cred at a local hotel in this city Tues
day, including E. B. Miller and fam
lily, Miss NAE l.. Palmer and Miss
Maude Miller
Among the Wilton people who spent
Tuesday in the Exposition city was
w. G. Hartman and c. H. Mitchell.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
He Was Wise.

"Now." said the intrepid explorer
after be had shown the guileless native
the inside workings Of the brass watch
and had noted his naive wonder at the
mysteries Of the mechanism, II will
let you have one Of these for two
tusks: then you cen be the envy Of the
whole tribe"
The native gentleman yawned. II
traded a secondhand warclub for a
bushel of those things when I was at
the worlds fair in st. Louis" said he.
land there was not one them that
ran for more than week. Got any
chewin' about your clothes7'-lndian-
apolis Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
north DAKOTA To
Have new ROAD

1t now seems probable that North
Dakota will see an extensive railway
building within the next few months
and this by one of the railway sys'
TENS not extensively represented In
this state. The highest officials OF
the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
railway have visited this state recent
ly and their purpose is said to have
been to locate the line through the
eastern part of the state to Winnipeg.
This new line will extend from Fargo
north through Grand Forks to the
Canadian city. Plans are already per-
fected for the re1aying of the entire
Manitoba division of the Northern Pa"
cific with 90-pound steel and other
wise improving it for the increased
trade that the railways believe will
follow the passing of the reciprocity
treaty.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
wilton again
TRIMS WASnbURN

WILTON, Aug. 23.-Tae Wilton nine
again showed their superiority over
the Missionaries Sunday by defeat
ing them by an to score.
The first game which was nlayed
some time ago was walk-away for
the men from the coal town and the
results of the second game strongly
supports their contention that they
have one of the best and fastest az.
gregations in that part of the coun.
try.
big Charlie" Tower was on the
mound for Washburn and had bad
time of it-everything considered.
Burkhart, for Wilton, has made him.
self the idol of the fans b. mis- high
I'll: IS stick wt,k. In this game he
reaped a ha west of three triples api
two singles out of five tines at bat
The batteries were
Washburn--Tower and Kline.
N7ilton-Ki;ne and Lappin.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
SPACE GOING fast
IN BIG BUILDING

Some of the county committees haV
ing in charge the exhibits for the in
dustrial exposition are going to be dis
appointed when they come to select
space in the big building. Up to this
time twenty-seven counties have been
assigned quarters. Mountrail was the
last to apply and her representatives
give assurances that the exhibit from
that county will not be disappointing
Manufacturing firms from outside the
state continue to engage quarters ana
it now becomes evident to Superin'
tendent Gilbreath that good many OF
the outsiders will have to be assigned
to the basement.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
Jefferson, 40 an inventor.

Jefferson 40 an Inventor.
Not many people know that Thomas
Jefferson was great inventor. His In
ventions were all Of articles Of every
day use. He devised three legged
folding camp stool that is the basis OF
all camp stools Of that kind today.
The stool be had made for bis own
use was bis constant companion on oc-
casions Of outings. The revolving chair
was his invention. He designed light
wagon. A copying press was devised
BY him and came into general USE
he also invented an instrument for
measuring the distance he walked. A
plow and a hemp cultivator showed
that his thoughts were often on agri.
cultural matters. His plow received a
gold medal III France In 1890. Jeffer'
son never benefited financially by bis
Inventions. but believed they should
be for the use of everyone without
cost.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
C0L0RS AND VISION.
The Human Eys and the Mystery ef
Distinguishing Huss.

The Human Eye and the Mystery u
Distinguishing huss.
It is a curious fact that while there
are seven colors in the rainb0w-red,
orange. yellow. green, blue. indigo and
violet-only three Of them are primary
red. green and violet. That IL to say.
these three appear to be simple colors,
while all the others may be produced
by various combina lions Of these three.
Red and green combine In certain pro-
portions to produce yellow. In q dlf-
ferent proportion the two produce or
ange. Again. green and violet combine
to produce blue. It ID said all shades
of color are merely different combina'
lions of the three primaries.
In keeping with this fact some Of
the ablest writer's have held that there
are three nerves. and but three. in the
human cyclone to respond to the color
red. another to green and yet another
to violet. Other authorities present q
different explanation. In the eye Of the
frog in the act Of seeing there is a WIS.,
ible chemical action. There il a chem
zeal substance exuded or spread over
the retina or interior Of the eye Of the
frog. called purpurine because Of its
purple color. Under the action Of light
this substance beaches white:
Many today believe that the human
eye has truly but single optic nerve.
for surgeons seem able to find but one.
They hold. however. that in our act Of
seeing a chemical substance is exuded
or spread over this nerve and that this
substance has three different constitu-
ents. one element in it responding to
the color red. another to green and yet
another to violet. These latter authori.
ties dispense with the three special
optic nerves by providing our eyes
with a threefold chemical substance.
The act OF vision and its effect upon
the brain are one Of LIES great mys.
teries.-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
reign Of TERROR
IN new HEbR|DES

VICTORIA. 8. c., Aug. 23.-Joint
administration of British and French
in New Bebrideas is not working we'll
and reign of terror now prevails in
the islands, according to a report
made by Bishop Wilson, bishop of
Mehanesia, Adjia.
The natives have been outraged, he
sctated, according to advices received
by the steamer Marina, which arrived
from Australia last night, and there
have been several massacres and at.
tacks on Mission.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
An Odd Habit Amono Rocks.

Among the odd habits Of rocks Il the
way that members Of the same rock
cry have Of intermarrying generation
after generation. The males always
choose their wives from among their
near neighbors. apd II one should be
10 bold as to bring home to his rock
cry bride from q distance the other
rocks will invariably refuse to receive
her and viii force the pair to build
some way off. In the neighborhood Of
big rookerics outlying nests Of this
kind may always be found. }r> ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
He Didn't Know.

One June day in 1862 near Freder-
ickshall. Va. General Stonewall Jack
son saw one Of General Hoods Texans
climbing q fence to get into a cherry
tree. where are you going7" shouted
jackson. 81 don't know" replied the
soldier. ITO what command do you
belongT" II don't know" the Texan
replied. "Well. what state are you
from2'' ~ don't know" Jackson
gave the nan up. but be asked a com.
rade what it all meant. WELL" was
the reply. "Old Stonewall and General
Hood gave orders yesterday that we
were not to know anything until after
the next fight"
The soldier was left to his cherries.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
Arii1us erD,emts
ORPHEUM

Tonight will be the final appearance
of the bill that is on for the first half
of the week. Coming tomorrow, the
Musical Racketts in a novelty musical
turn, "The :2Corpnation of King
George" in motion pictures; also
four other good subjects.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
Ono 0isadvantaoe.

Potts-It is great deal better to
own your own home ana not have t"
pay rent, isn't it? Lofts. Well. yes. IN
a general way it is. but it has its dis
advantages. 4 fellow can't 70 round
driving nails anywhere he pleases III
the woodwork Of bis own home. you
know.-Boston Transcript
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
The Worst.

my wife has been having some
trouble with her throat" confided a
friend, land got pretty worried
about it and sent for doctor. He
examined her and looked very grave.
and that scared me even worse. So
/ said. Tell me the worst at once.
Doc.' and he whispered. She will re-
cover her voice. And my wife over
heard the question and the answer.
and now Doc and are both In bad
Cleveland Plain Dealer. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-08-23
An Innocent Query.

At a dinner party in England the
host introduced to the favorable notice
of the company. amid murmurs Of ad'
miration. a splendid truf1ed pheasant.
isn't it beauty?" he said. DIR.
So-and-s0 gave It to me: killed It him.
SELF"
"Ah. What was he treating 1t for?''
asked one Of the guests.