Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1911-01-13
At the Actors
Boarding House


tables KEEP at that end? want son.
them carrots.
The Landiady-S give Miss Po
reeder the carrots an be quick abori
il | can't watch everything
The Property Man-Who's the noe
shape / seen in the hall?
The Landlady-Mista Johnson. that
woming has had her own troubles
a. she's Twin incCgniter She's goin
on the stage an asts to be left alone
The Buck Dancer-Seems to me nv
seen her somewhere. but dunno
where.
Mrs. Trippit-Did you read abour
M.sta Miner putin Mis- Mack our
OF the Rand?
The Landlady-All gotta remark
about him is that California gents is
simply got rocks fur hearts People
gotta live summers. an if was run
min a hotel couldn't be that cussed
onerv.
Mrs. Mangle-I certainly should nui
remain where my little one must as
sociate with convicts.
Mr. Mangle-She amt here. so
what's the ideer of settin up the long
yell?
The Landlady-The kick got is
agin that fella maxim Mis- Mack keep
on goiu' Eff Id been her I'd gave
him one strong swat In the jawr.
The Buck Dancer-Don't never do
Mic o,,U'd Gub
buzz saw and give it first cut
The Ingenue-An' where does the
Knickerbocker come in, to ask Euge
ME Fougere to leave? She's a per
feet lady, and even If she has mixed
few affairs for herself it's her bust
ness.
Mrs Mangle-Was she doin' her
act around the hotel? She's there
with some warm stuff
The Buck Dancer-That hotel guy
is rough man.
Mrs. Trippit-He ought to be glad
to have US vodeville people go to his
old house
Mercedes Podrida-His funny rules
gimme a pain. had. the same thing
happen when our show played Pitts.
burg. couple of gents-and both
of them are old family friends from
Indiana-come up to my room for Il
social chat. and the clerk was a man /
nerless. scoundrel who phoned up that I
the public parlors was for entertainin
guests. Fancy my feelins.
Mrs Trippit-It's a wonder those |
clerks wouldn't use a little discretion /
when it's wise people. OF course. if /
one was a hick it'd be different
The Landlady-Mtss Fougere kin
find a welcome at my house any old
day She'd be rull lively at meals,
an sorta brighten EN- Do yuh knew
where she's went?
Mr.. Mangle-We got enough wom-
en- here now
Mrs Mangle-Indeed suppose
you would prefer the table filled by
great, coarse men?
The Landlady-I allus try to cater
TO my own sex We got it hard
enough, and eff kin make the burden
Of any lady lighter. yuh bet will.
Mrs. Trippit-Good for you Maggie!
The Property Man-Aw, that amt
1awthin' but talk Let sumpin' come
up, an a frail jumps on EN- quicker'n
is guys Females is natural knockers.
Get two of EN- together an they'll
nave somebody on the grid-take it
rom me
The Landlady-They amt no WON
ng who'd asst aid of me that she
wouldn't get it.
Mercedes Podrida-An' one gets no
hanks for dom favors. as rule Last
week | headlined a bill in Brooklyn,
md from pure kindness told a wom-
N who done bum sketch that she'd
ughter get a decent wardrobe an
ONE diamonds like mine, an a part
Ter with some rignality, an she GIN ,
ne lot OF insultin speeches. |
Mrs. Trippitt-It's always the way
7ou're wastin' your time on EN-. {
What's she want? I
The Slavey-They'se a gel-man
rom paper here, wantin' to see the
arty who come today
Everybody Reporters Gee where
re they? Will they put my name in?
The Reporter-Good evening
-ould like to see Mrs. Mack
Mrs. Mangle-Gracious me. This
terrible. suspected that woman
Il the timei |
The Iandlsdy-Mis Mack in the |
Iaison de Shine, young fella? Just
uh wait a seckind an she won't be-
is she. an preyin on my
oft heart? Why, ef she hadn't Of
red to pay four times the rate to
lrfeshnals she wouldn't got past teh
nor at fusti
The Property Man-Waitl you y
ear 'em all begin
Mrs Trippit-We ought to drive
sr out with clubsl 9
Mercedes Podrida-Let's throw wa p
r on her u