The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-08-03

aind."
Not as strong as il was."
How do you know
Just heard her giving her HUSBAND
. piece OF it
Ne kNeW.
THE Nal&ys have = queer marriA0t
custom" remarked the traveller. TN
groom holds his nose against a snAl
cylindrical object. couldn't quit
make out what II vas
"A grindstone. probably" interposs<
Mr. Crouch.
The Ideal cor,binatieN.
Baker-ls their restaurant well pss
rsaised!
Basker-Oh. yes, They have mesl'
With their music.
Alternatives.
There's a belief that summer giFi'
are always tickle"
YES, ! got engaged ON that theory
but it looks as if I'm in for . wedding
or . breach Of promise suit"
Stvns.
First Fan-It was . toa.inn!uA
game, wasn't 1t?
Second Fan-Can't say. 1t was oAly
! one-inning game for me. ~ . Won
IN with q spring hat sat down In froat
" me at the beginning Of the second
nning.
One Advantage.
so you have adopted . baby "a
aise?" We ask Of our friend. well
i may turn out all right. but don't
vou think you are taking chanceo?"
Not = chance" he answers. NC
mater how many bad habits the child
nay develop, my wife can't say he In
,erits any of them from my side Of
he house"
Some Feeling.
One day small Tommy was given {
piece Of fish for his dinner. "Wha'
kind of fish is this?" he asked.
"Shad." replied his mother.
WELL" said Tommy. "a shad must
be pretty sure of anything It feels In
Ito bones"
And Spreads Rapidly.
i've given up telling my wife any
thing"
so have l mine. 1t simply goes in
At one ear and out at the other"
THAT isn't the trouble with my
wife. 1t goes in at one ear and comet
out at her mouth.
The Worst Of Il.
Aerchant-It seems to me that you
ask high wages considering that you
have had no experience in this busi
ness.
Clerk-Ah. but you forget that
that's just what makes 1t all the hard
er for me.
Quotations Of History.
With extreme reluctance Hercules
had put on women's garments and wal
spinning wool.
Look at mel" he exclaimed bitterly
Amt I a lovely thing to be courtinl
q Queen Of LYDIA"
Worse than that, he suspected thu
wool Of being three-fourths cotton.
A Good Carriage.
MA, didn't know the swift's KEEP
horses"
"They don't. What made you thinl
so!"
heard pa telling a man that Mrs
Swift has the finest carriage Of an!
woman he knows"
=, Not the Same.
DO you believe a fish diet Is cal
cutated to strengthen the brain? ?
asked the innocent youth.
Cant say that I do" replied th'
wise guy, but believe that goinl
fishing invigorates the imagination" :"
Pointed paraoraphs.
The man who kills time wastes am
munition.
= Make friends. but don't expect you
friends to make you.
It's pity a jealous woman Is IN
able to keep the lid on.
A man seldom enjoys doing a thin
unless he doesn't have to do it.
Poor old Adam! There were n
tonsorial artists or safety razors Il
his day.
HoMEsEEkERs ExcU Rsioi
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.
ING 1911.
On the first and third Tuesdays @
each month during the entire yea
The Colorado and Southern Raj
way will sell round trip homeseekers
excursion tickets to great man
points in New Mexico and Texas a
greatly reduced rates. Final limi
25 days allowing liberal stop-ove
privileges. For detailed information
rates. etc. call on your nearest Cole
RADIO and Southern agent Or address 7
F. Fisher. General Passenger Agen,
Denver, Colo.
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