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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
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Saron Ttd)ar0 ld)teft etft alts9es
iprohenes Sntereiie fir Die 9iitfeife
Sabrifanlage 81 baben. 0ah Dem
eriten 9eiuf, ben er nit gbmuno
Wiiler in Ser 8iGa gematt bate,
fam err ihon an Dem folgenoen Gage
mieoer, I'M, bon Serrn 2iitfe &c.
fiibrt, Die Sabrif in Iitgeni6ein 5l
nebmen. gS mar ielbitperitGnblif,
oaB Dies niht in einem Gage abge.
madt iperoen fonnte, I'M 10 mebr, als
Baron Hifarb mn, audi elm lebbaftes
Sntereiie fir Die entfernter liegenOen
9ergiperfe 5eiete.
DAB man Damn abenbs 5uiammert.
blieb uno Dos @iien IN Der 8illa eiits
nabnl, mar gleihfaas cine gegebene
Sa6e. @raf unb 8rdfin Sarten ma.
rem gan5 bamit einneritartoen, Dab er
bieie 3eritreuilng bate. Gliie bahte
oieQei6t anberS bariiber; tie fano es
audi %langneilig, iest lire Sabrten
uno &itte Dieber allein nit Dem go.
ter MAIDEN 5i miiiien.
Gomuno MiIer bate Baron sri.
daro Die eriten Male beeleitet, blieb
Damn aber meg, inbem er ieine Irbei-
ten porifitte. Sieaei6t mofte cine
leidte gnttaui6ung nit ba5u beige.
traeen boben.
Or bate w1breuo Der 5ipei Sabre
in ben Serien riemals perfeblt, in Der
8iaa geiuh 81 MAIDEN. Srau Wer.
cebes batte i'm ard) itets freunolif
empfangen, aber es mar ibm aamab.
lid bo6 elm sepiiier llnterihies &c.
gen friiber aufgefalen. Gu Die Der.
f~einerte 2ebensipeiie, Die ibm> emit
bort 10 imponiert bate, NOR er iest
gepobnt, uno 10 erihien ibm Die
i6one Srau nidt mebr 5ugleib nie
Die Serforperung elmer anoeren @eit.
auBeroem bate Srau 9iitfe iest
eiuen groBeren areis BON 9eieaigfeit
gei6affen. Suf ibren Heiien bate
lie piele 9e5iebungen angefnipft.
9as iteigenbe Inieben ibres 9atten,
feline neit ber5neigte 9bGtigfeit
bra6ten nieIe 9eiufer nah Sarten,
pormiegeno aus Der W1nneripelt.
Sbr ielbit eribien Der iunee Wiiaer
iest lpenieer natiirIi6, ia iteif. Gr
batte feline fir iie 10 u%nterbaltenoe
gtaipitGt perloren, uno Der Grnit,
Der iih bel ibm INNER pieoer be.
merfbar mahte, iagte ibr lpenie 5u.
Baron RidarO nabm ibr Sntereiie
ii6tlid mebr in gniprud. CT paBte
aud better 81 Der iibrigen @eiell.
i6aft unb gefiel bier iebr.
Sm lesteu Serbit mar Die Som.
merSienratbin az einem lGngeren
Iufentbalte in einem SeebaSe gene.
len, unb cine Shaar iiinger Serren
bate bort 81 ibren 8erebrern &c.
bort. gs waren meiit iunge Seiite
Der pornebmen 8elt, Die Der CRIME
Gid bingelodt bate. Die i6one,
elegante Srall erregte aufieben. gS
ihmeihelte ibr iebr, bieie Sulbisun.
gen enteegen5unebmen unb in ben
eriten 8reiien bort 81 perfebren.
oils gomuno Wiiller uno Baron
Hi9arb zines Wittass mieber in Die
8iaa Werceoes gelaoen paren, fan.
ben lie 81 ibrer sroBen lteberrai6ung
Brin5 Saalburg bort anmeieno.
Srau 2iitfe bate i'm oamals IN
Dem Seebaoe fennen gelernt. Sic
gebDrte 81 Den SraiIen, melhe aui
Die REMEMBERING iunger Wanner am
meiiten @ertb legen, pel6e am lieb.
item geraoe Die iiingiten 81 ibren
SiiBen ieben. 90 Der 8rin5 5iihem
einen alien meoiatiiierten fiiritlifen
@ei6le6te a%ngeborte, bate es ibr be.
ionoers geiaaen, i'm an ibren Sri-
u~mpbmagen 81 ipannen. 9as blit.
iunse Siirihhen batte iid iiber Die
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16

nabm oieier 9egriiBuns, BOB es nift
Der erite 9eiud bier lei.
2iitfe manbte iid oann iebr bera.
lid, an i'm ielber. 3u Serrtl MiiGer
iagte er:
nSbr SEER Sater bot mid auise.
balten; er lit all5u dnsitIi6 bel ben
Observation-Disclosures. SD iagte
Dab Sic be,te unier 8ait ieien!"
(Sortiebung foIat.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
CATHOLIC PRINTING CO..
DUBUQUE, IOWA.

brifanlaeen tpiirbe id germ fennen
lernen, aud bie 8erefperfe. -2ahe
MIR niht, gliie; i6 babe oeinen 8ater
einige WaIe gebeten. nit mir bin5lt.
fabren, Der aommer5ienratb mar
aber leioer perreiit."
r0u biit ia auf einmaI san5 be.
eeiitert!" ipra6 @liie, elm btB9en
ipie. SD oadte gar nibt, oab on
aus oeiner &rbe fommen fDnnteit."
Sea, 70 etpas iiebt man auh nidt
ale Sase!-8as bdlt benn oein So.
ter bon Dem 2iitfe?"
,Yapa itellt ben 4ommer5ienratb
iebr bod urlb riibmt bon linn, er iei
elm ganSer Wann, lei auf pielen 8e.
bieten berporraseno tiibtig unb bege
ioIf redtli6e, quite ani6auunsen!
@enn er bier lit, fannit bu i'm ieben
Sonntag in Der Stride treffen."
,9amit bot er bel Dir natiirlid
ben 8ogel abgeidoIien! @enn ibr
Srauer MIR bonn anierutiden bort,
oann-"
.9as lit iebr babli1, mas bu 90
iaeit," unterbrah i'm @liie portpurfs.
poa. ,3um @liif oenfit on nidt 10.
-Serr Wii1er, sic paren bod fri.
ber oft bel 2iitfes?"
,Wan mar bort iebr freltnoli6 &c.
uen midi" a%nttpprtefe er altrlifs
balteno.
oSu i6pGrmit MIR fir bunfel.
baarige S6onen, nidt wabr, Serr
Setter3"
.giur fir 0unfelbaarise. 8lon6
lit 10 matt, 10"
Sage bod slei6 fao!" rief gliie
entriiitet. n9u fonntelt mirflib elm.
nal anigges ltmgang NIT Weni6en
Itubieren!-S6 min aber Wama ia.
gen, lie ioa Die Srau aommer5ien.
ROTH einmaI einlaoen, pabreno on oa
biit, Damn fannit on ia ihmdrmen. "
oSebt ibr lie baufiger2"
gliie ihiittelte ben 8opf. y@ir ia.
ben 9eiuhe niisgetnuidt. Srall
2iitfe lit aber piel p%erreiit unb Wama
bat ia iest INNER Gorge INN Den
aleinen; ba bat es ielten nit ben
ginlabungen gepaBt. Wama iagte
audi, oaB es fiir Srau 2iitfe langpei-
Zig lei; lie ielbit iei 10 iebr piel otter
uno es beitdnben 10 gar feline inner.
liden 9e5iebungen. Sect, no i'd er.
madien bin, lit es ia anoers; Die
Srau 8ommer5ienratb lit gar nibi
iopiel Glter oils ih."
Gin 9useno Sabr fonnte eS bod
iein, gliie."
sd bin ieBt i6on neun5ebn!" be.
tbeuerte @liie Irol5. n0u bait mlr
elm Sabr poraliS, Tiharo. glber no,
tiirli6, WGnner 5Gblen INNER Bop.
petite Sabye unO ooppeite @eisbeit."
sic bog bart in Den Neg elm, Der
5um S6loiie binauiiiibrte uno belt
Die gferbe an, INN Serrn Miiaer aus.
Iteigen 81 laiien.
,Sobe Die 8naoe, perebrtes GlS-
den, uno fabre ms nidt al ben
Erelitein, m1breno on Did oaraui
beoenflt, mir geiitrei1 81 ~attluorten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
S,,r sef. @ea6tame far prteftsr;
G@MItarsW
saraitrt uub pou ben beiteu Sel9nihen
bssleitst. Grp NIB Sweet 8eile
cine Spesialitdt

gefe auspabl DON @etrdnfeu in Slaiden.
gefsIunsen per Bon weroeu aui bas proms
pteite un6 gsite beiorst NIB bleibel tets
pripat. Wau i6reibs nm eins prsiSitIts.
Geferen5: Subnane Rational ganf.
Bstm e9rsibeu sr,pabus maa seh. bteiss Slati.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1911-05-16
Niebria5te greife.
1S3-1S5 Sixth Street. Tel. lis.
2Nel&tor S6mttt,
Grpsnerfaufs. Sanbler

IN ben befen NIB remiieu impors
tirtei, NIB stubsimiiden Wsiuen II. @bistiss
fir Samilisus uub RebiSirs @ebraa6 81 ben
binisiteu @boleiale : Preiieu III irseno enter
Guautttat. SD p%ertaufe biai9 aber edit
inb nir sesen Saarselb.
Seiuer California gortusiu $1.0o per
Ga1one urlb auiparts
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
STOCK MARKET FIRM WHEAT WAS STILL LOWER
Sufficient Reason For Drop Found in
General Rain and Other
sm.. Causes,

Chicago, March G7-rVheat today
dropped beneath any previous low
level touched this year. Sufficient
reason was found in the general rain
liberal receipts, large world shin.
ments, slow cash demands and real
money.
Closing prices We're steady at 4 to
* lower. Corn was Vi to Y lower
Oats were a shade down 10 a I'D.
With rain or snow everywhere in
both the spring and winter wheat
country the market for that cereal at
no time succeeded in rallying to the
point where the previous week had
ended. AID matter of fact the most
important recoveries came In the
main from shorts buying.
Although late in the day there was
a little commission house buying led
by the elevator people.
Little comfort was gathered by tbs
bears from the worlds shipments fig
ures although the total was not as
large as expected the amount was
more than 100000 bushels create,
! than at the corresponding period last
year.
Strength came to corn from the un
settled weather. Cash demand was
little better and country offerings
were light.
In oats the principal feature was
free selling of May against buying
OF the deferred month.
! WHEAT-May opened SS14 asst
high SSA@S83s low S73s closed IS;
No. red S75sGS9la; No. , red $50
STE; No. 2 hard SS1a go; No,
hard S6MS9.
CORN-May opened 43$4 OATH
high 1874; low 475s closed 4S1s; Jul,
F., No. 9 49% No. white 4G1a G4GA
No. 2 yellow 1914 al; No. AGA
/ 44h; No 3 waite 442i No. yellow
44R M4j.
OATS-May opened S3$smSOh
high 3oia lew "01s; closed 3oIs
July No. 30as; No. white BIZ
No. white 30A d30a; standard q
4.m3l.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Not a Day In Bed.

Granting, S. Gin a letter fTJrl
Gramlirg, Mrs. Lula Walden says;
~ was 30 weak before began TAX
ing Cardui that IT tired me to walk
Just a little. Since taking it, DO al
the housework for my family Of nine
and have not been in bed a day Car
dui Is the greatest remedy for wo
men on earth Weak women neaa
Cariui, II is the ideal woman's
tonic, because It is especially adapt
ed for women's needs 1t relieves
backache, headache, dragging feel
ings and other female misery. TN
Cardui. A few doses VIII show yol
what II can do for you 1t may Js
just what you want.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R.R.
One-Wsy Second-Ciass colonlst Rates
To California and Points In
The Northwest.

Correspondingly low rates to other
POINTS on main lines and branches
in California, Oregon, Washington
Alberta, Arizona, British Columbia,
Idaho, Mexico, Montana, Nevada.
New Mexico and Utah.
Tickets on sale daily March 10th
to April 10th, 1911. Every Monday
on train No. /, at 5.55 D. M, through
tourist sleeper leaves Cairo, running
via New Orleans and Southern Pa
ciflc r. R, to Los Angelese and saa
Francisco.
For full information apply to J. IT.
Jones. Ticket Agent, Central Union
Station, Cairo, III.
II. ]. PHELPS, G. P. A., Chicago.
JNo. A. SCOTT, G. p. A., Memphis.
s. g. HATCH, p. r. NJ, Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
MASTERS SALE.

State Of Illinois, Alexander county,
ss. In the circuit court: or the
February term, A. d. 1911. In Chan
Gerry. In the matter OF Ellen J. Will
son VS.. Ruth r. Wilson, William RI.
Wilson, Grace Wilson, Ina Cary vii.
son, Frances Wilson and John w.
Hodge, Bill to foreclose mortgage.
BY virtue Of decree Of the said
circuit court of Alexander county.
Illinois, made in the above styled
cause. at the February term, a. d.
1911. on Saturday, the 8th day OF
April, A. d. 1911, at the hour OF IL
o'clock a. nj. Of said day, at the south
westerly door of the county court
house. in the city of Cairo, in Alex
amber county, Illinois, 7, Walter War
der. master in chancery for the said
circuit court shall sell at public VEN
due to the highest bidder for cash.
the following described real estate,
to-wit: Lot numbered five 81, in
block numbered three go, In Wells
addition to the city Of Cairo, accord
Ing to the recorded plat thereof, In
the county of Alexander and state of
Illinois, together with all and singular
the tenements and Entertainments
thereunto belonging.
Dated at Cairo, Illinois, the 18th
day OF March, A. D. 1911.
WALTER WARDER,
Master in Chancery for the Circuit
Court of Alexander County, Illinois.
LANSDEN & IlANSDEN,
Solicitors for Complainant
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Though increasingly SloW--Railroad
Hold Key to situation
Bonds Steady

New York, March Embarrassing
slowness in most lines of trade Il
finding fits accurate refectiin in The
stagnation which has overtaken the
securities market,
The tone of the market was firm
throughout the day with increasing
strength in the afternoon There
was no apparnt reason for the market
strength.
Speculative activity in some OF
most important stocks increased in
the last half hour and Union Pacific
Canadian Pacific, Northern Pacific,
Norfolk and Western, Atchison, Bal
timore and Ohio and gas stock closed
with a net gain of point or more.
News bearing on the railroads Is
receiving especial attention as the
roads are Relieved to hold the key
to the present situation as the period
of adjustment to new conditions aIS
ing largely from their inability to in
crease freight rates has now firmly
hegnn.
European markets were somewha
irregular although alarm as to the
situation in the far east was allaysd
by Chinas reported decision to yield
to the demands of Russia
Bonds were steady, total sales, pa:
value, $2,25O000. Government bonds
were unchanged on call.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Rheumatism Comes
From Bad Kidneys
1nce Your Kidneys Work Properly
Rheumatism, Kidney Disease and
Bladder Trouble Disappear. How
To Cure Yourself

1t is no longer necessary to spend
months and months undergoing a COM
plioated treatment for rheumatism,
kidney or bladder trouble, or spend a.
good many dollars in doctors bills.
new treatment can now be OBJ
tanned which seems to act more like a
marvel than a medicine. This treat
ment has produced such satisfactory
results in short time that it is now
guaranteed from first to last.
There. should be no more doubt about
the rapid cure of rheumatism, no fears
Of the fatal termination Of treacherous
kidney disease or dropsy.
rheumatism means nothing more nor
less than that your kidneys do not
work properly, Your blood passes
through the kidneys hundreds Of times
day to be filtered and purified. When
the kidneys are weak, the poisons are
aot taken out of the blood as they
should be. This leads to various dis
eases, such as rheumatism. terrible
Bright's disease diabetes. dropsy and
bladder trouble.
The new guaranteed treatment Ia DR..
Derby's Kidney Pills. One days use
of them will prove their remarkable
effect. M. r. Ridenour of Lima, Ohio.
says: when feel bad in my back, I
just take a couple OF Derby's Kidney
Pills and get immediate relief"
II you have rheumatism anywhere,
back pains, cloudy foul urine, pains in
the bladder, Bright's disease or dia-
betes, put your whole confidence In DR..
Derby's Kidney Pills, and you will not
be disappointed.
~. L,t.Ds : nidney Pills are sold at
all drug stores % and 50 cents, OF
we viii send them direct from the la
boratory Of Derby Medicine Co, Ea
ton Rapids. Mich, prepaid If vol
wish. If you want to try tnem first
just tell your druggist to give you Z
free sample package.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
lLIINOISCENTRAl
Corrected to February 1, 1911
.'-r FAST MAIL ROUTE
va" Leaves Cairo:

va" Leaves Cairo:
i.a q N DAILY Chicago Vestibult
limited, arriving Chicago 1O:40 a. n.
2:lG a. m. Daily st. Louis Nigh
limited, arriving ST Louis 1920 a. u
Sleeping car open at $50 y. M
$50 a. m. st. Louis Special.
. ." a. M Chicago Daily Express
..:I5 a. m. ST. Louis Fast Mail.
IL a. m. Chicago Midday Specia
~, o. IN. Afternoon Express fol
ST. Louis, Odin, Dillingham;, Mattoor
and Champaign.
sos p. IL. Thebes Accommodate
6:15 p. m. Chicago and Eastern Elk.
press.
1910 p. m. Chicago Night EXPIRES.
arriving at Chicago 7:l5 a. m.
1920 a. m. Memphis and Nashville
$40 a. m. Coach section for Mem
phis and New Orleans.
$40 a. m. Seminole Limited fol
Birmingham and Jacksonville, Fla.
600 a. m. Paducah and Louisville
1:4i pm. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
1:41 D. m. Daily tshville, Chatta
nooga and Atlanta.
4:3O p. m. Fulton and Maytield &C
comodation,
$50 p. m. Paducah and Louisville
| Sleeper, Paducah to Louisville, opel
at $3.50 p, m.
555 p. nj. Memphis and New orlean
Special.
For through tickets, sleeping ca
accommodations and further informa
ton apply at Illinois Genial Fass6r
ger Station. CIT ~
]. H. JONES, Ticket Agen,
JNo. A. SCOTT, Gen'I Passenger ACT
Memphis.
n. J. PHELPS, Genl Passenger Agt
Chicago
| S. G. HATCT. pass. Traffic Manager
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
ST. LOUIS CATTLE,

st. Louis, March 27.-CATTLE--Re
CENTS $500; native shipping and ex
port steers s6.0006.75; dressed bee
and butcher steers 550@6.50; stock
ers and feeders 4.50@5.75; COWS ant
heifers 4.2506.25; Texas and Indiar
steers 450G5.25.
HOGS-Receipts 10000; pigs $500
m7.10; packers and butchers 5000
100.
SHEEP--Receipts 800; natives
$3.75m5.00; lambs 5,75@G50.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago, March 27-CATTLE--Re
ceipts 1900; beeyes $5.25@6.SO; Yves
tern steers 475@5SO; stockers and
feeders $50; calves 5.25@725; cows
and heifers 270@5.90
HOGS-Receipts $4,000; lights Csc
@7.25; mixed 6.5006.95; heavy 6.2s
MG.75; rough 6,25@6.45; heavy So
m6.45; good to choice heavy G.45G
G,75; pigs 6.70M6.75 bulk of sales
6.5566.SO,
SHEEP-Receipts $4,000; sheer
$3.00053o; yearlings 4.75M560
lambs 4.00m6.50.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
NEW YORK GRAIN.

New York, March 27.--WHEAT---
Receipts $4,000; spot irregular; No
2 red $3.50 elevator and 945s f. o. b.
anoat; futures lower; May 50. July
94B, No. l northern Duluth 1906 f
o. b. afioat.
CORN-Receiprs 10000 spot firm
No. red j212 t. o. b afioat; no fu
lures.
OATs-Receipts 10000; spot easy
standard white &c. no futures.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
SITUATIONS WANTED

A Refreshments OF not exceedin
'hrea lines will be accepted free fol
ne weeks time from any reader OF
rhe Bulletin to be filed by advertiser
in person, on regular form, at the OF
Gee of The Bulletin Company, 70s
Ohio street. The Bulletin Company
assumes no responsibility for any adj
vertisement or statement made there
In and will not accept under this
heading the notice Of any person
known to be employed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
NEW YORK STOCKS.

New York, March q.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
GOVERNMENT BONDS.
PROVISIONS.
BUTTER--Weak.
enthusiastically.

Blu II ER-Weak.
OHEIGSE--Steady.
BGGS-Weak; western gathered
white 17@19; fresh gathered extra
frsts 17N1S; firsts 1914 @16; sec
onds Is.
SUGAR-Raw firm; Muscavado 80
test s3.42; centrifugal SO test 1892
molasses sugar SO test 317; refnet
quiet
COFFEE-The coffee market open
ed suiet at a decline of and Z
points in sympathy with lower Euro
pean cables. Owing 10 the holidays
there were no cables from Brazil and
business remained suiet during tbs
entire season..
Prces improved somewhat in The
afternoon on the little demands from
the interests in the absence of per-
manent sellers and the market closrc
steady, net unchanged to points
higher. q
Sales 1850 bags; March and April
5000 SPOT quiet; No. Z Rio 12A
mild quiet; Cordova 1917 115%.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
-
MIScEL EOUS.

MRS. A. RICHARD, French dress
MAKER has moved from 1919 Wash
ingto1 to 422 Gross street.
LADIES-Big money made DONG
he new Hermann permanent hair
wave. A patent process that trans
forms straight hair into naturally
wavy. We also teach all branches or
Beauty culture. Write for particu
lars. Moler College, st. Louis, Mo.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
LIFE INSURANCE.

An opportunity for reliable frs
class Life Insurance man with the
desire to better his condition. The
Michigan Mutual Life insurance
Company organized in 1867 wants an
active man to take charge and de
velop a district in the sale of non
participating business. Surety Donf
required. Write the Company at l5c
Jefferson Avenue, Detroit, Mich.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Not Much of a Dream.

i Elsie--I had such beautiful dream
last night. Oh, 1t was glorious! |
dreamed that was in heaven and that
everything there was a thousand
times more beautiful than any mortal
had ever imagined it to be.
Evelyn--Pshaw! thought you were
going to say you dreamed that you had
married man with a dtle.-Chicago
Record Herald.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
rienrY OF rraerlee.

Eyes, father, when finish my edu-
cation am going to follow my liter
airy bent and write for money"
"Humph. John, you ought to be re-
markably successful. Thnt's all you
did the four years you spent In col
lege,'- Exchange
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
NEW YORK MONEY.

Money on call steady, closing bid
IA per cent. Time loans easy, all
periods 2M62% per cent Prime
mercantile paper 4@4h per cent
Sterling exchange steady, demana
4SG 90; sixty days 1874 %. Bar silver
52A
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Society.

Woggs-So you don't enjoy these So
ciety dances?
Boggs-No. Half the time I'm on
needles and pins for fear my ten-year-
old dress suit has ripped, and the other
half I'm worried because my partners
gown has become unfastened and
whether ought to say anything about
II or not.-Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28

Friend--I tell you. old man, inven'
lions make wonderfully rapid progress
nowadays. don't they?
Ayiator-You bet, If they grant us
the patent on our new engine by 1914,
and we get rid OF the heterogeneous
By 1929 and finish our suit with the
Highhier company. which is returnable
In 1854. we'll show the world what an
aeroplane really Is Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Divergina.

Oiverging.
Hubby - I'm afraid I'm becoming
cross eyed. my dear.
Wifey-The idea Why do you think
that?
Hubby-This thing of trying to look
at my income and our expenses at the
same time is slowly but surely get
ting its work inst. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
II Sometimes Happens.

A wit once wrote a parody
Upon a famous rhyme,
The parody was parodled
With humor time on time
Until the meaning of the rhyme
Was lost beyond reCall.
Its solemn words we$ thought to be
The best burlesque OF all.
st. Louis Republic
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
A Sentimental 1indranee.

"The respect In which the Chinese
hold their ancestors Is admirable"
Eyes, but it must be handicap to
lawyers who make speciality of break
ing willis" Washington Star
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Motto For the War Cry.

Two beautifully dressed women got
on the car and entered into discus
sion Of their household cares and wor-
ries. Finally when the subject of jel-
lies was reached one said to the other:
Yes: we tried some crab apples last
year, but the stuff wouldn't jell. and
we had to give it to the Salvation
Army"-Life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28

IN continental towns one frequent
sees mirror at the side OF Windo
so placed that people IN the room m;
see reflected therein the view up D
down the street IN some bygone pei
DDS OF English street architecture /
vas customary 20 bay almost all tn
windows at least enough 70 enable til
occupants Of the houses to look alon,
the streets Craftsman
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Another Verse.

Whatever troubles Adam had,
There were no ragtime tunes
Nor boarding houses where they served
Bread pudding and stewed prunes
SPOKANE Spokesman Review.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
MINNEAPOLIS WHEAT.

Minneapolis, March 27,-WHEAT--
May 1904 -; July 95ta cash No. /
hard &c; No northern 9i695h; No.
3 northern 92m99I2.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28

A foo, man once lost his health
While striving TO get wealth.
Then he straightway lost his wealth
While trying TO gain health.
Chicago News,
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28

II you go to the ball or the opera you'll
find
! or too many girls 1t Is true
AS soon as they're out Of short dresses
they want
To get out of long dresses too.
| Erie Times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
The Decadsnt Drama.

! hate II see problem, play
In which the leading lady
Feels often called upon to say
Her former life was shady.
1910.
But to the modern problem play
The old Is not marker.
For now We hear the lady say
Her future viii be darker.
M Club Fellow.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Coming.

Coming.
For hope, which gilds the shadows where
they fall,
Discounts the hour which brings the time
OF ball.
1t richly gilds this first of all events
And puts an auro round the baseball
fence.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
POSITIONS WANTED.

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kind of employment in this city you de-
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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
pamsstie Discoveries

Shea young wife's trials are heavy
things.
| He with a growh--So are her bis
cults. Baltimore American.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-03-28
Musical Repartee.

Eeke Brown an me done had err little
'sputs.
Zeke rampaged round. an den he stop
ped an said.
Look hyah, OIL man, dom yo' go actin
cute,
Else Anil play tunes on yo OIL woolly
haid,"
An den All say: "Whut's dat yo' seq bout
how
Yo'll play tunes on nah haid? Aid lax
to knuwl
Ell yo' does dat An tells yo' hyah an
now
Ah'll mex yo dance to dat dar music
sho'v'
-Lippincott's.
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Returning

Tickets al Union Depot.
q. n. Payne, GP.A., st. Louis. Mo
J. c. Luby. p. and r. A, Cairo