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The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Misunderstanding.

The man was walking along reading
the signs. Coming to garage, he
saw this one: Rubber Tires" He
studied 1t for moment and then was
heard to say:
well, when 1t comes to heels.
don't think it does as much as leath-
er."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

A magazine poet refers to baby
In the house as wellsprung Of pleas
ure. According to his theory triplets
would be deluge.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
BY the Harem Code.

DO you think am really your af-
finity?" Solomon's nine hundred and
eighty-fifth wife asked, coquettishly.
my dear" the Wisest Guy said,
you are one in a thousand"
He got away with 1t. too.-Toledo
Blade
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Two Varieties.

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is bust
ness courtesy.
ness courtesy. my son. One is tho
kind extended to people who pay cash,
and the other is extended to people
who don't.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
lea Time In Chile.

Either tea or yerba mate Is served
in Chile at 400 p. M, not only In the
homes but at clubs, restaurants and
hotels. and many business houses. A
cup OF tea and roll or small cake In
the club or hotel cost from eight to
twelve cents United States gold, while
the business houses serve it free
rather than have the clerks leave their
work or go out for 1t.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Travelling.

Two men weer out speeding up Con.
necticut way in high-powered car.
What cemetery is this we are pass
ing through" asked the guest.
Cemetery" repeated the driver.
"This isn't a cemetery. Those white
stones you see are mile-posts. San
Francisco Chronicle.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
uae of Anita In Natura.

Prof ]. c. Branner. in the Bulletin
of the Geological Society OF America,
describes the immense importance Of
ants as geologic agents. especially in
tropical regions. Ant burrows have
been found at depth of 3.5 meters.
and they ramify over vast areas.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
EatherIy Advice,

Nov that you are married. my son.
listen to me-"
What is 1t, dad?"
'"Try to be husband, not merely
an ex-bachelor."
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

l suffered from kid
ney trouble. l was
80 lame and sore l
could hardly move.
Headaches were fre-
quent and my whole
body bloated. l had
chills and hot flashes
and my ankles were
40 RMnllen L could
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Some Onions.

Mr. Bacon-What are you cooking?
Mrs. Bacon-Spring onions.
What spring?"
This spring."
Gee! They smell strong enough to
be of the vintage of 1901"
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Taking No Risks.

Wife-Please match this piece OF
silk for me before you come home.
Hrsband-At the counter where the
little blonde serves? The one with
the soulful eyes and
Wife-No. You're too tired to shop
for me when your days work is done,
dear On second thought. I won't
bother you.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Outdone.

Willis-Tm raising 500 chickens ON
q five-foot lot.
Gillis-That's nothing. You ought
to see the relatives my wife is taking
care of in our fiat.-Puck.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
His Eirst SILK Hat,

when man puts on his first high
hat" remarked the Observer OF
Events and Things, "he couldn't look
any more important IL he had been
handed halo."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
His Wish.

Hewitt-Have you heard Gruet's
creed?
Jewett-No.
Hewitt-He says that he cares not
who builds the airships of the country
If he can only have charge of the fun
erals Of the avia,ors.-New York
Press
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
No Eve for Tea.

A street urchin went into a grocer's
shop and asked for quarter of a
pound of tea.
"Black or green?" the grocer in
quired.
"It doesn't matter. mister; it's for
a woman who's blind."-Tit-Bits.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Lonesome

Quizzy Bill-Hullo. Joe! What's that
wheelin' the barrow on Sunday for?
Jce-Oh. the missis. she's away. and
the dawg's deid, and fellow looks
such a fool walkin' by hisself.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
In Proportion.
What

Nifie.-I want a cap. please. for my
husband.
Shopkeeper-Yes. madam. What
size does he wear?
Wifie.-Well. really forget. His
collars are size 16; though l expect
he'd want about size Is or 20 for a
cap, wouldn't he?
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Which is Different.

Lawyer (slightly deaD-You say
your husband lately left you a widow?
Matronly Caller-No, sir. said he
left me for widow!-Chicago Trib-
une,
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

Take Garfield Tea to regulate the live
and overcome constipation.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

Mother-What are you doing. Har-
~?
Harry-rm countin'. You told me
when got mad to count hundred.
Mother-Yes, SO did.
Harry-well. I've counted 237. and
I'm madder'n when I started.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

No one is satisfied with his fortune.
or dissatisfied with his intellect
Deshoulieres
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
ro rake for a Headaehe.

What do you take for headache? :?
Liquor. the night before. e."-Toledo
Blade.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
suFFERgo FOURTEEN YEARS.
A Terrible Case Of oropsy and How
IT. Was Cured.

Mrs. W. R. Cody. 6O3 Tenth st..
Lewiston. Idaho, says: Fourteen years
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

A Use for the Recall.
Knicker-What do you know about
the recall?
Bocker-I believe in it for umpires
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

Friendship is one soul in two bod
ies.-Diogenes.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

Do not expect friend to ask Of
you: anticipate his need d.-Socrates.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Some Day Ask
Your Physician

To tell you the curious story of how the mind
affects the digestion of food
! refer to the condition the mind Is In, just
BEFORE at the nme or Just following the taking
of food.
Hhe has been properly educated (the major
ity have) he will help you understand the curious
machinery of Digestion.
To start you thinking on this interesting
subject, will try to lay out the plan In general
way and you can then follow Into more minute
details.
Pawlow pronounce Pavlon) famous Russian Ply
into the tube leading from the throat the stomach.
They first put under chloroform other
anaesthetic and the operation painless. They
kept for months In very good condition.
When quite hungry unappetizing food
placed before them and although hunger forced them
to eat 1t shown by analysis of the of the
stomach that little II of the digestive juices
found.
Then, in contrast, some meat put where they
couldn't reach 1t and little time allowed
the minds of the dogs Anticipate" and
petite. When the food finally given them they de-
isfacon The food passed out into dish through
the opening before 1t reached the stomach. 1t
found be mixed with "Ptyalin" the alkaline juice of
the mouth, which is important for the first T.
geston Then analysis made of the contents Of
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Pretty Quick,

He-But couldn't you learn to love
me. Anna?
She-I don't think l could. Harry.
He (reaching for his ha)-lt is as
] feared-you are too old to learn
Harper's Bazaar.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
Something to Follow

Something to Follow.
Statistical Boarder-An aeroplane
can be built for $3.50.
Practical Boarder-Cheap enough,
but it's the funeral that costs.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

the stomach, into which food had entered. It
shown that the digestive fluids stomach flowing
freely, exactly If the desirable food had entered
This proved that 1t the presence of food
which caused the digestive juices to how but the flow
OF the mind from anticipation"
One dog continued to the food he liked for
hour believing he getting 1t into his stomach.
whereas not went there; every particle went
out through the opening and yet all this time the d.
gestive juices flowed to the stomach prepared to
quickly digest food response the curious
the mind.
Do you pick up the lesson?
Unappezing food that which fails to create mental
anticipation, does the necessary digestive
juices flow. whereas food that pleasing o the
sight and hence the mind will the complicated
machinery Of the body to prepare In wonderful
for It's digestion.
q meal in a peaceful happy state of mind start
the breakfast, say with ripe delicious fruit,
then follow with bowl of crisp, lightly Drowned,
like Post Toasties add sprinkle of
and good yellow and the attractive. appez
ing picture cannot and will produce the
condition of mind which the digestive juices
nature has hidden in mouth and stomach to forth
and do their work
These digestive juices be driven back by mind
oppressed with worry hate anger dislike of the dis
agreeable appearance OF food placed before
Solid facts that worthy the attention anyone
who esteems prime health and human happiness
valuable asset in the game of life
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23

Reason" Memory Lngers
withPo TOASTIES.
The Springfield herald., 1911-06-23
AN EPITOME OF
LATE Live NEWS
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS. 3 o . N q 8, ACHIEVE.
MENTs, sUFFERINGs, HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
w EST ERN.

, Newspaper Union News Service.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
Millions OF Folks
Use Only CaSCaretS
They never have Headache, Bilious.
ness, Sluggish Liver or Bowels
or Sick, Sour Stomach.

No odds how bad your liver, stom.
ach or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indi.
gestion, biliousness and sluggish in.
testines-you always get the desired
results with Cascarets and quickly
too.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable another
moment; put an end to the head
ache, biliousess, dizziness, nervous
ness, sick, sour, gassy stomach
backache and all other distress
cleanse your inside organs of all the
poison and effete matter which is
producing the misery.
Take a Cascaret now: don't wait
until bedtime. In all the world
there is no remedy like this. A 10
cent box means health, happiness
and a clear head for months. No
more days of gloom and distress if
you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All druggists sell Cascarets.
Don't forget the children-theip in
sides need good, gentle cleansing,
too
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
ANOTHER
WOMAN MAY
Be POISONER

Chicago, Nov. 10-The police to-
day decided to exhume the remains
of John Mcdonald, the first husband
OF Mrs. John Quinn, who is held
here today under suspicion of Staying
three husbands, as result of the
testimony at the inquest over Quinn,
who was found dead at his home on
the outskirts of Chicago on the night
of November @ If the beliefs of the
police prove true, Mrs. Quinn's case
will almost rival that of Mrs. Louis
Vermilya, the alleged wholesale
poisoner, who is held here.
John Mcdonald died at Jackson,
Mich, on September 90, 1901. The
woman's second and third hus-
bands We're shot as they lay sleeping
in bed, and in each case the wife
claimed that burglars slew them.
She was the only witness to the shoot
ing each time. If poison is found in
the yiscera of Mcdonald it will con-
firm the suspicion that the woman is
connected with the three husbands
deaths.
Charles Thorpe, the woman's step
son by her second marriage, told Cor
oner Hoffman at the inquest over
Quinn that he had always suspected
the woman of killing his father.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
STRICKLER'S
LECTURE A
REAL TREAT
MEMBER OF BOARD OF LECTURE
SHIP OF CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
MOTHER CHURCH WILL SPEAK
AT GRAND OPERA HOUSE
WILL ENDEAYOR TO CORRECT
MISREPRESENTATION.

This evening at the Grand opera
house the people of Salem will have
an opportunity to hear an exception
ally fine lecture. 1t will be deliy-
cred by Virgil o. Strickler, of New
York, who is a member of the board
of lectureship OF the Mother church,
the First church of Christian Scien-
tist in Boston, Mass.
1t is needless to say that Mr..
Strickler's subject will be that of
Christian Science, and that he speaks
with authority on the subject. The
lecture is given under the auspices
of the local Christian Science church,
and they invite all their friends and
all interested in this and kindred
subjects to hear the mastery lee
ture at the opera house tonight. The
lecturer will be introduced by Hon.
F. A. Turner, reporter of the Oregon
supreme court.
The Christian Science organization
maintains a board of lecturers whose
mission it is to present the subject
at the call of the local churches in
such a way as to overcome preju-
dices that may exist against this
rapidly growing religious cult, and to
correct any Misrepresentation, er-
rors or misconceptions concerning
their teaching. Business men, pro-
fessional men and thinking people
generally should hear this able dis
cussion of the subject. The lecture is
free and will be given at 8 O'Clock
tonight at the Grand opera house.
All are invited to attend.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
PRESIDENT
SAVES NEGRESS
FROM HANGING
UNITED PRESS LEASED WIRE. !

suwanee, Tenn, Nov. 1O.-A pa
thetic plea for the life of a negress,
Mrs. Hattie Lomax, sentenced to
death in the District of Columbia
for the murder of her husband, inter-
rupted President Taft's visit here to-
day.
The president granted Mrs. Lomax
a 90-day reprieve when all hope for
her life was abandoned She was to
hang November 20, this date having
been fixed upon in a reprieve dated
July 81. A widespread sentimental
plea to save the woman from the gal
lows is being made.
If she hangs she will be the first
woman suffering such penalty in
the District of Columbia since Mrs.
Surratt was hanged for completely in
the assassination Of President Lin
coin.
President Taft left for Chattanooga
this afternoon after granting the re-
prieve for 80 days, to allow time for
a personal investigation.
Today the president visited the
University of the South, the alma
mater Of Major Archie Butts, his aide
and former Secretary of War Dick
inson. They urged the president to
make the trip. And he went, arising
at 2:30 this morning to do so.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
STORM IS
GENERAL
over COAST

Portland, Or, Nov. 1O.-The Paci-
ic Northwest today is experiencing
the first general snow storm for this
time of the year in the history of the
United States weather bureau.
According to reports reaching here
snow in measurable quantities fell
along the coasts of Oregon and
Washington last night and today
while in eastern Oregon, Washington
and Idaho, from one inch to a foot
of snow covers the country, accord
ing to the altitude.
The average temperature west Of
the Cascades this morning was at
freezing
The storm is moving eastward
Weather officials expect the cold
snap to continue for several days,
with lessened precipitation after to-
night
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
CALIFORNIA
WOMEN ENJOY
PRIVILEGES

Los Angeles, Nov. 9.-Los Angeles
women have taken the lead in eff
fecting the first organized political
movement of the women of Califor-
MIA, and to that purpose today issued
call for a state convention, to be
held in Los Angeles January 10,
1912.
The call to this convention and
program announcing the permanent
organization Of the California Wo-
mems Progressive League probably
is the most important document ever
issued by any organization of women
in this state.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
Is the World Growing Betterl

Many things go TO prove that it is.
The way thousands are trying to help
others is proof Among them is Mrs.
W. W. Gould of Pittsfield, N. H. Find
ing good health by taking Electric
Bttters. she now advises other suf-
ferers, everywhere, to take them. For
years | suffered with stomach and
kidney trouble" she writes. Every
medicine l used failed till l took Elec-
trio Bitters. But this great remedy
helped me wonderfully" They'll help
any woman. They're the best tonic
and finest liver and kidney remedy
that's made. Try them. You'll see.
SOC at j. c. Perrys.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
THINK WOMAN
HAS TAKEN HER
OWN MEDICINE
SICKNESS OF YERMILYA WOMAN
yAUSES DOCTORS TO SUSPECT
SHE IS TAKING SAME DOPE
SHE GAVE HER VICTIMS.

Chicgo, Nov. 1O-Dissatisfied with
the slow recovery Of Mrs, Louis YER
milya, in the hospital ward at the
county jail here on a charge of hav-
ing poisoned Policeman Arthur BIZ
sonette, and suspected of poisoning
nine other persons during the past
six years, the police are today inves-
tigating her condition to determine
whether she herself has not taken
poison.
Several days before the warrant
for her arrest was issued and while
her house was being carefully guard
ed, Mrs, Vermilya became suddenly
Ill and asked that she be allowed to
make her will, saying that she was
about to die as tho other nine had
died. The police believe that she at
tempted suicide, and her continued
sickness has aroused their suspicious
that she has made a second attempt
on her life.
Coroner Hoffman today conferred
with Dr. l., L. Hertel, who attended
Frank Brinkamp Mrs. Vermilyas
stepson, and gave pneumonia as the
cause of his death. He is also con-
ferring with Charles Boysen, a
friend of Mrs Vermilya in an effort
to discover the reason of Boysen's
constant appearance in behalf of the
woman, drawing death benefits on in
surance policies of her dead rela-
tlyes.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
An American Painter Dies.

Florence, Italy. Nov. 9.-Howard
Pyle, 5S, of Wilmington, Del, con-
sidered by many critics the cleverest
and most original American painter
and Illustrator, died here today of
heart disease.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10

Don't waste your money buying
strengthening plasters. Chamberlain's
Liniment Is cheaper and better.
Dampen piece of flannel with it
and bind 1t over the affected parts
and 1t will relieve the pain and sore
ness. For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10
There could be no better medicine

There could be no better medicine
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
My children were all sick with whoop-
ing cough. One of them was in bed,
had high fever and was coughing
up blood. Our doctor gave them
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and the
first dose eased them, and three bot
ties cured them," says Mrs. R. A Don
aldson of Lexington, Miss. For sale
by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10

ut is pleasure to tell you that
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the
best cough medicine l have ever
used" writes Mrs. Hugh Campbell of
Lavonia, Ga. Il have used it with
all my children and the results have
been highly satisfactory. For sale by
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10

Every man has a religion of some
kind but too many have the wrong
kind
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-11-10

A great purpose has often been the
making great man.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-02-28

as if aware Of her value with her per-
feet broad dish face and large erect
ears. Her hams are very broad and come
down over the hook She is a combina-
tion o fgreat depth with extreme finish.
In speaking of his Berkshire herd Mr.
thinner said: berkshire hogs are SUI
perior to any other strain on account
of their great muscular power and vi
tality which LENDERS them less liable to
injury and disease They combine ac-
tivity with strong digestive and assim-
Hating powers and consequently they
return a maximum for the food which
they consume. The sows are also un-
surpassed for prolificacy and are noted
for their care as nurses and suckers.
From birth the pigs are strong, active
and vigorous and can be fattened for
market purposes at almost any age
Their flesh is the highest quality of
pork and they have unsurpassed unffor
nifty in color and markings"
In his poultry department Mr.. thinner
specializes in the finest breed of Crystal
White Orpingtons and White Leghorns,
although other strains are to be found in
fiourishing condition. Leading all others
is the prize $1,000 pen of Crystal White
Orpingtons, descendants of Peggy" the
$4,000 Kelderstrauss hen which has be-
come famous throughout the poultry
world and which has been exhibited on
numerous occasions in the displays run
under the auspices Of southern fanciers at
their annual poultry shows.
This pen consists of cock and four
hens. magnificent snow white birds which
have become very popular among breed
ers.
Several extra fine pens have been mated
up from these birds. the poor offsprings
culled out, and they appear to rival their
ancestors in form, colorihg and general
markings. "Peggys" children show their
aristocratic breeding at every point and
many blue ribbons are no doubt destined
to be added to the already enormous coll
lection which entirely covers the office
building of Mr.. thinner, to say nothing of
the host of loving cups and additional
prizes which almost MI an adjoining
room.
PRIZE WHITE LEGHORNS.
Next to the prize pen of Crystal White
Orpingtons Mr.. thinner values his prize
winning pens of White Leghorns. This
particular strain is being cultivated with
unusual care and as result there are
number Of pens full of cocks, coclSerels
and hens which have won blue ribbons
in many shows.
1--WE acknowledge no superiors to our
Single Comb White Orpingtons, said
Mr.. thinner. The leghorn hens are the
best layers on the market today. The
birds themselves are clean cut beautiful
and healthy and our experiments with
them are meeting with the greatest sue
cess"
In addition to the Crystal White Or
pingtons and the White Leghorns are
to be found premium winning pens Of
Barred Plymouth Rocks, Houdans, Gold
en- and Silver Seabright Bantams Buff
Cochins and numerous other popular
breeds.
The Houdans are also one of Mr., zim-
mer's favorlte breeds and are said to
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1911-02-28

further increased by a host of lively
prairie dogs.
Coons, 'possums, guinea pigs and wild
cats are each stationed conspicuously
around the farm and to complete the list
a gigantic bald eagle is held captive in
a huge cage and makes a most impressive
sight as 1t tears viciously apart all meat
or food thrown to it.
Around the grounds gorgeously colored
peacocks and pea fowls display their
beautiful plumage and make the air re-
sound with their peculiar cry.
DOG KENNELS.
In the dog kennels which are an attrac-
tive feature of the farm are many differ
ent breeds of CANNES. Bull terriers. col
lies. Boston terriers. and pair of the
famous Airedale dogs. 1t viii be remem-
bered that this breed was selected by ex-
President Theodore Roosevelt to be taken
on his famous trip to the wilds of Africa.
They are peculiarly Intelligent and can be
trained to hunt, to guard cattle, to serve
as a watch dog and they are as game as
the bull dog.
Taken all in all, Kimballville farm is a
first rate show ground and worth visit
by people who are not interested in the
pursuit of poultry and stock raising. A
warm welcome is extended to all visitors,
and everything Is done for their pleasure
and amusement.
The superintendent's house is located on
a knoll at the highest point of the farm
In the front yard are gigantic trees and
around the house are planted roses, vio-
lets and flowers of various kinds. To the
right of the house and in a natural basin
is a fish pond stocked with gold fish
Summer houses are located here and there
about the place and even in the huge oak
trees. From the entrance a bird's-eye
view of the entire farm can be gained
which makes an ideal picture.