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Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
As They Say In Mexico.

Editor Lights and Shadows.-No,
no. senior; you have tell not the right
way 10 spik Juarez. 1t is not "Jewair-
e." and it is not "War-ez."
is like h in your language.
u is like 90.
A Is like alb.
r is like end of tongue-wriggle lit
tie.
II Is like al, or you can say like
"a-lOne."
"Hoo-ahrF-r-r-!- aiz."
Maybe like you say to some man,
who are yez?" and you say ARE
pretty loud and wiggle it, and you say
all the sounds near the others, and
quick. ST, senor?--Los Angeles Elk.
press.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
A Large Topic.

Senator Newlands of Nevada was
soaring in debate one day, soaring so
high he "hit the ceiling" He realized
he was getting trife fowery, and, to
excuse himself, said:
Indeed. Mr.. President, perfervid
oratory may be pardoned, for this
subject furnishes all the food elo-
Quenoo needs"
That sounded pretty good to Mr..
Newlands, but he was a bit abashed
when he read in the Congressional
RECORD next day that he asserted nus
topic furnished all the food ele-
plants need."-Seattle PostIntelli
gencNr.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD
PERSONS BOWEL TROUBLE

long your lie by healthy bowel action.
Clogged bowels invite disease. Women
about to pass the menstrual period cannot
do better than use Syrup Pepsin several
times week until the system has set
tied to Its future condition.
Among the strongest supporters of Dr.
CaldwelIe Syrup Pepsin are Mr. w. G..
Zorn OF New Decatur. Ala, and Mr..
George s. Spaulding Of the National Sol
dlers Home. Kansas. both elderly men,
The regular size bottles can be bought Of
any druggist at fifty cents and one dol
lar. but free sample bottle can be had
by sending your address to the doctor.
For tle free sample address DIR. w. b.
Caldwell. 2ol Caldwell building. Monu-
cello, Ill
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
81! FAllARouND
HF||'|;} DeEI()USE

Before broiling steak dust it with
salt and pepper and rub it with salad
oil. This will greatly improve it.
Toast should always be thin and
crisp. Cut the slices from a stale tin
loaf, and dry in the oven before
toasting them.
Tomatoes should be skinned before
being used for salad To do this cas-
lily place the fruit in basin and pour
boiling water on them.
Examine the bread pan three times
week, in case crumbs left in should
become moldy. These would speed
lily affect the whole contents of the
pan.
In making sauces use clarified fat
from the soup kettle as the medium
for cooking the -four, then beat in a
few tiny bits of butter to the finished
sauce for the flavor.
When cutting new bread heat your
knife by dipping 1t into jug of hot
water. In this way you may cut the
thinnest bread and butter from a new
loaf quite easily.
A porcelain sink can be quickly
cleaned with paraf1in. Dip flannel
lightly into the paraffin and rub the
sink till all the stains are removed
then thoroughly wash 1t with soap
and soda water.
A damp room or cupboard may be
dried by keeping in 1t a jar contain
ing quicklime. The lime will absorb
the damp and keep the air dry and
pure. 1t must be frequently renewed,
as 1t loses it's power.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
The China Closet.

The chance opening of a china
closet door showed a guest a partic-
ularly dainty arrangement of the con-
tents. The shelves were edged with
some Of the better grade Of paper
napkins with design OF roses. These
were folded square and attached to
the shelf so they fell over the edge
in points, about four inches deep, and
quite near together White crepe pa.
per covered the shelves.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Cruel and Inhuman.

Il hear that Mrs. Cole, the wife Of
the dentist, is suing him for divorce"
Yes. Too bad that he treated her
that way, wasn't it,"
What did he dor
She had to have a tooth filled one
day. and when he got her into the
chair and gagged with one of those
rubebr contrivances, he stood there
and talked at her all afternoon, re-
flushing to give her chance to answer
back"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
No Excuse at All.

N. G. Goodwin, the comedian, was
condemning a new comedy at dinner
In New York.
Its climax" he said, rs false and
unsatisfactory-as false and unsatis-
factory as Rowndar's excuse.
ION Rowndars return at very late,
hour, his wife said reproachfully:
"'You used to VOW ! was the sun
shine of your life, but now you stay
out night after night
"Well, my love- said Rowndar. 7
don't ask for sunshine after dark"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

One Of the most remarkable proofs OF
the unusual laxative merit contained In
Or. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is that 1t Is
effective not only in people In the prime
Of life, but at the extremes Of ages. AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures Of children. as from
men and women of sixty seventy and
eighty years of age. 1t must be truly
wonderful laxative.
In the cure of constipation and bowel
trouble In old people 1t has no equal. 1t
corrects the constipation, dispels the head
ache. biliousness, gas. drowsiness after
eating. etc. People advancing In years
should see to II that their bowels move
freely. and II they do not to take DR..
CaldweIrs Syrup PsDsin. You can pro-
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
"SPOHN'S."

This is the name Of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves,
and the like among all ages Of horses, Sold
by Druggists Harness Makers or send 10
the manufacturers $50 and leo a bottle.
Agents wanted Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co.. Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
A Confirmed Pessimist.

Appopos of Canadian reciprocity
N. G. Goodwin said the other day at
the Lambs in New York:
But you can't rely on Senator
Blank. Blank is never satisfied.
VIA his ranch one day and he had
thsDinest crop ever saw harvested.
Il knew though, that Blank would
have something to complain about,
and. sure enough, when I remarked
This is record crop. you lucky ras.
cali Blank frowned and said:
"Yos, but I'm afraid it's going to
DO terrible strain on the land"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
WHY Daniel Was Unframed.

Can any of you tell me-" the Sun
day school teacher asked, why Dan
lei when he was cast into the den
with the lions, was unharmed?"
Il can, please" piped the juvenile
who always figures in this brand OF
aneedote.
"WeNs"
Cause, teacher, he belonged to
the show. Everybody Magazine.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Literal.

Agnes was beang hurried off to bed
at her usual hour, s p. m, despite the
fact that there were guests In the
house.
why, Agnes, you go to bed with
the chickens, don't your" a visitor
sympathetically remarked.
mo. DON'T" replied Agnes, re-
senting this reference to her youth. Il
60 to bed with mamma. Harper
Magazine.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
The Awakening.

First Tragedian-Ah! deah boy! The
chance of my life came last night.
Izzacstein offered me thirty shillings
week to play Hamlet. The contract
was drawn up. he lent me his foun-
tain pen to sign with, when
Second Tragedian-Youw woke up!
First Tragedian-Damme. How did
you know?
Second Tragedian--By the salary,
my pippin. I've dreamed like that
myself-Punch.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Sandwich FilIinu.

Ten cents worth of olives; 10
cents worth of cream cheese; one
small can Of pimentos. Pit the olives
and run all through fine blade of
meat cutter. Mix and spread between
slices Of thinly buttered bread Very
good
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

in New York City. Best features of coun-
try and city life Out-of-door sports on
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River Academic Course Primary Class to
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms
Mss Banr md Mss xhta Rhrflak Awnx. 15Ju S. Vat
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
His Claim to Fame.

You say that hard-faced young fell
low over there is your most eminent
citiZen?"
He shore Is. Mebbe you don't be-
lieye 1t, mister, but that there young
feller took spring trainin' trip with
the Giants one year"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Absent-Minded suffraqette.

One of the Suffragettes-l'v lost
me best hatpin, Lizzie.
Another--Where did you leave 1t
last?
The First-Oh, | remember now! /
left 1t sticking in that Policeman
London Opinion.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Tit for Tat.

Dear Clara" wrote the young man,
pardon me, but I'm getting so forget
full. l proposed to you last night, but
really forget whether you said yes or
no."
Dear WILL" she replied by note,
$50 glad to hear from you. / know
said yes to some one last night, but /
had forgotten just who 1t was Red
Hen
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Strong Butter.

When you have either butter or
lard that has become strong, take a
bit of saltpeter, about as much as
will lie on the point Of penknife,
and work 1t into the butter or lard.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
A Great invention.

The Peddler-This Is little device
especially designed for use in our
spring weather
The neutrality-suspicious. is it?
The Peddler--It may be used one
minnie as fan and the next to shovel
Oh tae SNOW.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
His Hope.

Il suppose" the beautiful girl said,
you write for the mere love OF
writing?"
YES" the sad looking poet replied,
but still hope to some day be able
to write for at least fifteen cents
line Judge.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

You are not treating yourself or your
family fairly if you don't keep Hamlins
substitute for family doctor and mighty
good friend in case Of emergency.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Set yourself earnestly to see what
you were made to do, and then set
yourself earnestly to do it.-Phillips
Brooks.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Not Responsible.

Teacher-You are late every morn
ing.
Pupil-Well, 1t isn't my fault that
you didn't build your blamed old
school house nearer my home.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Feeble Guardianship

II wonder" said the Sweet Young
Thing, why a man is always so
frightened when he proposes?"
That" said the Chronic Bachelor,
lis his guardian angel trying to hold
him back. STRAY Stories.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Getting the Worst of II.

"Bliggins isn't Sery lucky in driving
bargains"
his own mind without getting the
worst of the deal"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
A Decided Change.

DoctOr-You certainly do look bet
ter. You must have followed my ad'
vice and had change.
Patient-Yes, doctor, / have.
Doctor-Where did you go?
Patient went to another physi.
clan
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

An institution must be propped up
by precedent when 1t is no more up
lifted by sap.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Jonathan-Silas is dead Went to
Their city ter git a tooth pulled and
Their dentist told him he'd better take
gas first.
Postmaster-Gave him an overdose,
Ell?
Jonathan-No. After Their dentist
told him that he went back ter his
boarding house an took Their gas him
self.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease the
Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes II
makes tight new shoes fee easy. Gives rest and
comfort. Refuse substitutss. For FREE tria,
package, address Allen y. olmsted, Le Roy. N. =.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

A pleasant smile and a sweet voice
are great helps on LIES Journey
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify
the blood and cleanse the system
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Envy Is furnishing ourselves for be-
ing inferior to our neighbor.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Away with these cemeteries Of
stone; they are indecent; let me fade
into the anonymous grass!
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Garfield Tea viii win your approval. II
health-giving. 1t overcomes constipation
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

A woman who has nose for news
usually has chin for telling It.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Full life exists In three dimensions,
art in two, and science in one; like a
solid, superficies. and line.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

Take Garfield Tea to overcome constipa
ton, cleanse system and maintain health
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Eve saIve in Ascptic Tubes

Prevents Infection--Murine Eye Salvs
In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine.
Ask Druggists for New Size Csc. VAL
liable Eye Book in Each Package.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

in the Of
Ills medicines arc wordamous for their astonishing efficacy
Tho most perfect remedy for weak and deli
cato women Is DR.. Picrces Favoritc Prescription.
TT MAKES WEAK WOMEN STRONG.
SICK WOMEN WELL
The and varied peculiar aens fully
forth Plain English People, Coos pse) newly
revised and Edition, will be 81
mailing Address
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
A Poor Weak Woman

Az she 10 termed, will endure bravsy and patiently
aGonies which a strong man would give way under.
The fact 10 women are patient than they ought
10 be under such troubles.
Every woman ought to know that she may obtain
the most experienced medical advice free Of charge
and in ABSOLUTE confidence and privacy by writing to
the Worlds Dispcnsary Medical Association, r. ".
Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. DR.. Pierce
has been chief consulting physician Of the Invaids
Hotel and Surgical Institute, Of Buffalo, N. r., for
many year, and has had wider practical experience
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29
Please Read These Two Letters.
HERE rs HER OWN STATEMENT

Paw Paw, Mich. "Two years al
very severely with a displacement
be on my feet for a long time.
treated ME for several months with
lief, and at last sent me to Ann Art
erati0ne / was there four weeks an
suffering worse than before. My
vised me to try Lydia Il. Pinkhan
Compound, and L did. To-day i
strong and do all my own housewol
health to Lydia Il. pinkham's Veg
pound and advise every woman wi
with any female complaint to tr
Orville Rock, IL. II. No. B, Paw Pa
1Thnra pavnr xuoo a yvorca cacaD
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1911-04-29

For 80 years Lydia II. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to its credit.
BaMEss~ Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
H&S$ to write her for advice. She has
guided thousands to health free of charge.
Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-05-13
The Markets.
NEW \ DIRK STOCK MARKET.
Features Of NNe Days Dealings in All
Ii ! eadina Stocks.

New York, May T. Demand for stocks
proved too small today to maintain
prices al The level fixed by Yesterday S
rise. and mid reaction occurred The
market gave some appearance Of
strength al the opening and stocks ad-
Vanced moderately in the first hour The
buying appeared TO be largely for cover
ing Ot short contracts and when The in
quiry from this source ceased as il did
on the advance, there was virtually no
demand Although the supply Of stocks
was not large. il was sufficient to bring
about recessi6ns.
Today losses were slight, however, as
beartsh traders We're reluctant 10 follow
the market downward Monday, with its
possibilities of supreme court decisions
III the antitrust cases. was believed to
be too near at hand 10 permit of the safe
extension Of speculation operations. and
traders on both sides of the market dis
played more than usual conservatism
The market in consequence was Nirtu-
ally Al a standstil much of the day.
A significant development of the day
was the ready sale of the Sil O0D, 900 3-yFar
3 per cent. notes Of the International and
Great Northern Railroads issued in con
nection with the reorganization plan. APP
picatonS to the underwriters from large
institutions were sufficient to absorb the
entire issue 50 that no public Offering
was made
Trading in bonds fen off somewhat to
day. Reports which concerned proposed
bond issues by the railroads We're not
confirmed officially, but it is generally eX-
pected that several issues of new securi-
ties will be brought forth in the near flu
ture. Local banks report unusual apa-
thy on the part of interior institutions
toward the forthcoming issue of s50VJ0, :
600 Panama bonds. 1T is matter of
some debate whether bids from indWid-
ual investors viii be received to any eX-
tent but if the return of 3 per cent is
not sufficient To provoke an Investment
demand the bonds doubtless viii be pur-
chased by banks for use in security for
the deposit OF government funds.
The April statement of exports Of do
nestle products was not a market factor.
although it disclosed an unexpectedly
large falling off, on account of the cur
tailment Of the outward movement Of
cotton.
Bank exchanges at the leading centers
as reported this week present better
contrast with last year. having fallen off
| Z per cent, while the decrease in the
| preceding week was more than II per
cent TomorroWs bank statement ON the
basis of the known movements of money
should show small cash gain by the
banks
| Bonds We're irregular Total sales par
value, 81 040GO United states coupon As
declined IA on call.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-05-13
coLeY LOOKS TO nARDlni.
Believes Captain Will Take Dash
Events-The 0thsr Prospects.

WaterEille. Ne MAY 12-tSpeeiaD -
Although the other colleges have some
very fast dash men Colby IS looking
to Capt Eardini to land first IN tire
1o0-yard and 2zo-yard events. and if
Good IS in the form he showed on last
Saturday be IS IN line Tor a place IN
tie hundred. In spite of the Lqct that
the Maine runner took first place III
the quarter in the dual meet with Col
By. Rowenf viii make a strong bid for
first and if he run in competition as
he has in this week $ practice tie time
VIII be lower than s. seconds for the
race. In the half-mile run Gates is
counted on as q close second To Hold
ea IF Bates. In case Holden doesn't
run having been protested on account
OF having taken part in athletics un-
der an assumed name Gates VIII BE-
ia line for first without being pushed
Tor tie rlace
In the field events it is,hard To dope
out what men are To figure Shepherd
Of Maine viii no doubt land tbs discus.
The 2oWdoin men are especially strong
in these events according to reports so
the Only hope OF colby lies with Welcu.
9ko is showing up strong with the
hammer
In the jumps colby again VIII figure.
HerriIk the winner of last season
meet it is believed here, viii take first
place IN the high jump and make the
record little higher than at present
Rogers OF Maine is ceeded the first in
the pole vault and IN this event viii
undoubtedly establish new record
Tie running broad jump is a sort OF
frae-for- all, and may go 20 any OF the
! colleges. Holden Of Bates being the
man perhaps the most favored
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-05-13
Boston Curb Market.
New York Produce Market.

New York, May Il
FLOUR-Was firmer with trade dlsap-
pointing; spring patents 490Q5.15; winter
straights 3 90d4.00 winter patents A. loa
so; receipts 81 745; shipments ZS,6l5.
WHEAT-Spot irregular; NO red "a
elevator and 99a b a1ioat; No north
ern Duluth 1l1a b afloat, receipts I'll
600; shipments 124, 443.
CORN-Spot steady; export new NO. Z
corn Coz nominal atioat; receipts
10, l25. shipments 1885.
OATS-k'irm for spot; standard white
400; No. Al; No. 400; No. 40.
PORK-Steady.
BEEF Barely steady.
sLARD-E,asy middle west S.2OnS30 re-
fined steady; continent So South Amer
lea $50; compound steady
STGAR-Raw steady; museoVado "
test 336; centrifugal 90 test 3.S6; molasses
50 test 311; refined steady.
HEESE-Weaker; receipts 1912; state
whole milk new small, colored, best IL
asked; do. white 103 asked
EGGS-Weak; receipts 81, ~; fresh
gathered selected extras l8ul9l first lbt
6rl75; fresh gathered storage packed first
l8dlS8; fresh gathered seconds l6dl65i
fresh gathered drties No. / 49,; fresh
gathered checks good to prime IA; state,
Pa and nearby hennery white lSi@go,
do gathered white 1913; do hennerg
brown l9al91 do. gathered brown ana
mixed 1101S; western gathered whites ~
@1Sl. eoa
1sI
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-05-13
BASEBALL NOTES.

Detroit critics say that Hal Chase Is
still the every move a picture first
baseman" that he was last season. The
worries of manager don't seem 10
nave slackened Hal in the least.
The name of Harry Davis Of the
Athletics has been prominently men
toned to succeed Jim Mcclure as
manager of the Cleveland Eaps, but
the captain Of the Worlds Champions
says there is not a chance for the
Cleveland club to secure him this sea
son at least.
Hans Wagner, Fred Clarke and
Tommy Leach, the three old gentlemen
of the Pittsburg team, refuse to play
poor bail and give their enemies a
chance to gloat over their downfall
Clarke's batting average is .375 per
cent, Wagners 1852 per cent. and
Leachs $50 per cent.
Joha r. Brush, owner of the Giants
has needed the protest filed by the
manage of the New Orleans club, OF
the southern League, and Franz
ManusI1. who was released to Newark
will go back to his old club. Manusf
was drafted from New Orleans, ant
under the rules that club has the frs
call on his services if released.
Manager Fred Clarke Of Pittsburt
has invented a rubber device TO b.
placed in front Of the regulation pitch
ing slab. The object is to preyen
twirlers from digging deep holes. Thu
Pirate leader has patents on severa
other baseball utensils, including {
canvas jacket for the diamond.
President Lynch of the Natlona
League Friday announced the suspen
sion until further notice of Manage
Doom Of the Philadelphia club ant
Catcher George Gibson of Pittsburg
because Of the trouble they had Thurs
day in the game at Philadelphia. Dur
ing the game Gibson and Wagner wer'
Gent to the bench by Umpire FinneraI