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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-06-22

home club.
First game: r. II. f.
washington ...............l
/ IHllduelpHId ......... .....S
Gray and Ainsmith; Morgan and
Thomas.
Second game: R II. r.
Washington ..............1
Philadelphia ...............6 3 0
Groom and Street Coombs and
Lapp.
Detroit ), Cleveland 3.
Detroit, June 22.-Detroit's timely
hitting and Lafitte's fine pitching in
pinches gave the locals a victory over
Cleveland yesterday. Cobb hit safe
ly in his 31st consecutive game.
Score: r. H. +.
Cleveland
DelIolt ''...'...'' . .
Blanding and Fisher; Lafitte and
Stanage.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
CA0MEL Gives ONLY
TEMPORARY RELIEF
So Powerful II Shocks the Liver and
Leaves II Woader Than Before
Dods0n's Liver-Tone a Per-
feet Substitute.

Nearly everybody who has
ever tried calomel for cOnstipa-
ton or a sluggish liver has found
that it gives only temporary
relief. For calomeI is such
powerful drug that it shocks and
weakens the liver and makes it
less able afterward to do it's du-
ty than in the first place. This
is one of the reasons why the
Rexall Drug Store wonld rather
sell Dodson's LiverTone to you
than calomel. We know that
Dodson's Liver-TOne is a pure
vegetable liver tonic that will
cure constipation quickly and
gently without any danger of bad
effects. We guarantee it to do
this with a guarantee that is
simple and fair. If you buy
bottle of Dodson's LiverTone
for yOurseli or your children, and
do not find that it is perfect
substitute for calOmel, then come
come back to the store and get
your money. If you don't get
value for your money out of this
tonic, it's your right to expect
your money back, and we will
gladly give it to you.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Huffing a Lamb"

Parson Joues had been caught
hugging one of the finest eve
lambs Of the congregation, who
happened to be a very popular
young lady and it created quite a
stir in the church. So "Brudder
Jonson' was brought for trail.
You have seen these great pic
lures, l suppose, so you know
dat de great Shepherd am always
pictured wild lamb in his arms, "
said "Brudder Johnson"
Yes, sab pahson, dat am so,
admitted Deacon Jones.
Den, Brudder Jones, what am
wrong in de shepherd of this flock
having a lamb in his arms?
This was too much for Brudder
Jones,so he proposed that the
people have a called meeting that
afternoon. After the point was
discussed at the afternoon meet
ing the following resolution was
made:
Resolved: Dat for the future
peace of this congregation, dat
next time Brudder Johnson feels
called on to take a lamb OBJ de
flock in his arms, that he pick
out ram lamb. Elk.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
ALLEN URQUHART.
Obituary..

Marvin Conway O'Rear, son of
J. NJ. and Octrva O'Rear, was
born April 2nd 1903. died July
Doth 1911; aged : years 3 months
and - days.
The sad death of this bright
little fellow was indeed terrible
blow to his parents, relatives and
their host of friends, coming as
it did, in such sudden and I'M
looked for manner as to nearly
break the hearts of those nearest
and dearest to him.
Conway was a most precOcious
little boy for his age and was of
a bright, cheerful disposition,
bringing sunshine and smiles to
those he came in contact with.
His was loveable nature and his
disposition was to be manly and
initiate his elders in all good
things and seemingly to abhor
those things which his intelligent
mind did not conceive to be
right. Often in his playful
moods he was seen in deep study
as if bordering some momentous
problem, and as quickly his
bright little face would beam and
a query to mama or papa would
be the result Of his deep medita-
ton.
Dear little fellow! He was the
pride and comfort of his parents
the playmate of his grandfather
and uncles and child whom all
instinctively loved.
His death occurred at Texar-
kama by the accidental discharge
of a gun which had in some way
been left within his reach. He
never regained consciousness
but died within two hours after
the accident.
The bereaved parents and rela-
tives are referred for comfort
to that passage of the Scripture
which says He knoweth and
dOeth all things well" Little
Conway is with the shining hosts
where no sorrow ever comes.
| A FRIEND.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

OF course nobody really be
lieve~ that the nimsy excuse al
legged in the charges against Or.
Wiley is the real reason why Ger
tain officials of the Department
Agriculture, backed by Attor
ney General Wickersham, are
seeking to drive the great pure
food apostle from the public ger
vice. II is idle TO pretend that a
mere technical violation OF the
statute that served to save 5000
a year has outraged these ON
Gals TO such an extent that they
feel constrained TO clamor in
chorus for the dismissal OF the
man who stretched the statue TO
the good purpose.
OF course that's not the reason
These are the reasons:
Wiley has been militant gov
eminent chemist for twenty
eight years.
Wiley was the author of the
pure food law.
Wiley established the celebra
ted poison squad.
Wiley fought the bleached
-four interest.
Wiley started the fight against
the use of benzOate of soda and
sulphur as fruit preservatives.
Wiley secured the removal OF
the tax on denatured alcohol.
Wiley exposed frauds without
numb Der in drugs patent med
cines, poisonous and otherwise
and Wiley it was who started the
war on the use Of narcotics and
other poisOns in soda fountain
drinks.
Wiley fought the whisky trust.
These are the real reasons
why certain folks want the ex
ceedingly active DR.. Wiley kicked
out of the Department of Agri-
culture.
1t couldn't be clearer if it were
blazoned so that he who runs
might read.
DR.. Wiley's activities are per
nacious activities from the stand
point of the big interests that
have suffered because of his re
lentless war against fraud ir
food and drugs.
Those interests passed the
word along that Wiley must go
And the faithful department
parrots repeated the word
BOnham News.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Letter to Il. A. Spc||lngs,
Jefferson. Texas.

Dear Sir; A few years ago, a
New York daily got up a great
agitation for dollar gas, and got
it. The State passed the law,
and the people liked it, of course,
till the bills came iE. The bills
were bigger, not less; the law
didn't say what the gas should
be.
The price of a gallon of honest
paint is 80. Is, but there's "paint"
all the way from 35 cents to
1925. A popular price is S1.25;
there are scores of paint at that
price. Like dollar gas.
If 1926 is the price of a gallon
of honest paint, you may be quite
sure there are scores of paints"
at all prices from that down,
with paint enough in them to
pass for paint. And what are
you going to do about it?
1t takes 81 to 81 gallon tc
pay the painter for doing his
work. Is it worth while to pay
81 to 81 a gallon for brushing on
paint half whitewash?
The remedy is DevOe. There
are eight honest paints; Devoe is
the strongest one of the eight.
Yours truly
r. w. DEVOE & co.
The Citizens Drug Co. sells our
paint. 50
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Why Not Keep Your Farm Clean!

Let's get together and make
the South a land of clean farms.
Labor will never be cheaper than
at present, so let's start now
and nave good clean fields to
work in when labor gets to be
double the price we have to pay
today. A small flock Of sheep
will be found TO be worth their
keep, and more, just as weed
killers. They get into the fence
corners and way places and call
all manner of plants good that
we-with our limited experience
at the end of a hoe nandle-do
nof consider good at all. And a
weed tastes so much better IN
the form of lamb than it does
fust as plain weed. Get a little
flock Of sheep and then when
the farmers get TO looking after
their own business little more
closely we will try and see if we
we can not prevail upon our pol
iticians to allow a dog law to be
passed in each State for the pro-
lection of the sheep and the in
creasing of the school fund.
The time is surely coming
when our country will produce
millions of dollars worth of wool
and millions less of weeds and
great coon dogs" Keep eyes
open and see if what | am telling
you don't come to pass.-A. l..
French, in Starkville Miss
Progressive Farmer.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Make Them Pay For II.

The man who is making a sue
cess of the financial end of his
newspaper is doing so beause he
is applying strict, modern meth
DDS in the conduct of his bust
ness. He is applying the same
policy in selling his space as the
merchant does in selling his
goods. The festive gent who is
continually looking for free
boosts for some money making
enterprise is being firmly and
consistently sat upon.
Every line in newspaper
costs the proprietor something.
If it is for the benefit of the in
dividual it should be paid for.
If the grocer was asked to con
tribute groceries to one album
dainty able to pay for Them he
would refuse. The proprietor
of a newspaper must pay for the
free advertise ng if beneficiary
does not and yet it is one of the
hardest things to be learned by
many, that a newspaper has
space in it's columns for rent
and must remit to live. To give
away rent for anything less than
living rates is as to a newspaper
as for a landlord to furnish free
rent.-Publishers' Auxiliary.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Hot Wave in Texas.

Dallas, Texas, Aug. 10.-Im
mense damage to cotton is re-
ported from many sections as a
result of the intense heat preva
lent over Texas the past three
days. The temperatures aver
aging from 1O4 1l5 are recorded
in reports of wide range over the
cotton region of Texas and Okla
homa, with no rainfall in pros
pect to relieve conditions. From
many points the crop is reported
burning up rapidly and farmers
are beginning to fear that total
loss will be sustained unless rain
comes.
A general average of lO2 de
grees prevailed over the North
and West Texas cotton region
yesterday, according to official
reports, and this average is be-
ing maintained.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

Prof. Augustus Meyer, the
eminent Hoboken, n. j., astrolo-
ger, has issued his bulletin for
August, in which he prophesies
a great many calamities for the
month. He says: las an Ameri-
can astrologer, l therefore wish
TO atate that the hottest weather
in history or on record will oc-
cur from the 18th to the 3lst
instant. On these dates great
thunderstorms, also tornadoes
or cyclones, if not earthquakes
and some Of the most peculiar
atmospheric disturbances ever
witnessed will be much in evi.
dence." Prof Meyer also states
there viii be calamaties of mag
nitude ON land and sea, and that
the mortality will be unusually
large, especially among aged
people and children. and he also
says look out for great fires and
great failures. War clouds are
expected 10 gather in Europe.
Il il . prophecy freighted with
sreat danger for this month.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
THE UNIVERSITY OF texas.
Co-Educationai. Tuition Free.
Annual expenses. $3.50 and upward.
Session opens WEDNESDAY. September
q. 1911.

College Of Arts-Courses for degrees OF
Bachelor and Master of Arts and Doc
tor of Philosophy.
Department Of Educdtion.-Teachers
professional courses for elementary
and permanent certificates.
Engineering Department. Degree
courses in civil, electrical and mining
engineering.
for degree of Bachelor of Laws, with
State license; course for degree OF Mas.
ter of Laws.
Summer School. u uiversitv snd nor.
NAL courses; seven weeks every sum
mer.
Department Of ErfenS,on.-i. Cores
pondence Division. Offers courses in
various subjects. Students may en-
roll at any time. III. Public Discus
sion and Information Division. Fur.
nishes photographers and travelling
libraries on current problems. III
Lecture Division. Offers popular lee
lures by members Of the University
Faculty.
For catalogue of any department
address
WILSON WILLIAMS. Registrar.
University Station. Austin.
MEDICAL DEPARTMENT.
Session. eight months. opening Sep
TENDER "a. Four-yeAr course in medi.
cine; two-year course in pharmacy
three-year course in nursing. Thor
ough laboratory training. Exceptional
clinical facilities in John Sealy Hos.
p'sal. University Hall. . dormitory
for women students OF medicine.
For catalogue. address
DIAM W. 8. CAkrKR.
Medical COLLEGE, Galveston.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
WHICH SCHOOL?

| When a young man or woman
decides ON "a business colieg cd
ucation they are a. rule old
enough TO appreciate the impor
tarce of selecting that school
giving them the most thorough
instruction, or training, in the
shortest time consistent with the
adequate qualification for the
performance Of the work deman
ded by the business world.
The average business college
graduate is not qualified TO hold
a first class position on leaving
school and almost every com
munity has more than one of this
class who have failed to make
good.
There are two important rea.
sons for failure to make good,
firstthe average boy and girl are
deficient in English and Mathe-
mates, in Stenography correct
spelling is absolutely necessary,
the same is true of punctuation,
for the division into sentences,
clauses and phrases, withou t
this no stenographer can hold a
first class position. In book
keeping one must be quick and
correct in figures.
The majority Of business
schools teach the student short
hand, the use of the typewriter
and to keep set of books. If
the student is up on English
and Arithmetic he will most
likely make good, but if defic-
lent his chances are poor indeed.
The Marshall Business Col
lege has a literary department
consisting of a department of
languages and another for bust
ness arithmetic, experienced
teachers are in charge of this
work and all students who need
it are given the benefit of this
literary department without ex-
ira cost to them; this course is
shorn of all superhuities.
At this school each student is
studied individually and his de-
fects corrected, in this way eff
cient graduates are made, on
leaving school they are able to
hold position and give salts
faction.
The commercial course as
taught in this school is complete
in every detail, students at this
college get more for their money
than at any other school, open
day and night, day students can
take advantage of the night work
if they want it.
If you want to become Book
keeper Stenographer, Telegra-
pher or Ry. Office man we can
make you one and guarantee you
to be competent to hold a posi-
ton when you leave the college.
There are eight reasons why
our system of shorthand is east.
est to learn, easiest to read, and
the most rapid system. Write
for Bulletin telling you obout
this and all about this select Col
lege for boys and girls. Adj
dress.
Thurman G.. Gardner
Head Master
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

If the antis were not guilty of
fraud at the last election, why
do they not stand investigation
or file expense accounts? Their
leaders in all parts of the State
are refusing to answer questions
and few, if any, have filed ex-
pense accounts, and some have
left the State for while. Their
guilt is plainly evident by their
actions.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

Lieutenant Governor David
son has authorized the state
ment that he believes the Texas
Democrats should expel the pro
hibitioniStS from the Democratic
party and let them organize a
part of their own if they will not
cease the agitation. He says the
question has been settled twice
by the Democratic party which
has gone against Statewide pro
hibition. We beg to call Mr..
Davidson attention to the fact
that the overwhelming anti ma
jorities in the counties that went
Republican and gave the strong
est Republican vote in the last
general election exceeded the
anti majority in the entire State.
A careful study of the election
returns show that majority of
the Democratic voters voted for
the Prohibition amendment
Wills Point Chronicle. Y
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

I have no respect for the
teacher, whether III primary
school, high school, or college,
who is not also interested in the
improvement of our public
roads," said Prof. +. G. Branson
of Georgia, at the recent Confer
ence for Education in the South.
There is a growing feeling that
neither the country teacher nor
the country preacher is living
his whole life nor doing his
whole duty unless interested in
all the movements that make
rural beterment.-Sta kville
Miss Progressive Farmer.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

Bites of pois onous insects that csuse
the flesh to swell up must be treated
with q healing antiseptc that will coun.
terxct the poison and heal the wound.
Billiards. Suow Liniment answers every
requirement in such cases. Price 25c,
soc and $l.oo per bottle. Sold by All
Druggists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

Sallow complexion comes from bilious
impurities in the blood aud the fault
lies with the liver aud howel:-they are
torpid. The medicine that gives resnits
in such cases is Herr ine. Ii 10 . tine
liver stimulsnt and bowel regulator.
Price Soc. Sold 10y All Druggists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

Hay next winter Will be wor Tia
$50 or more ton. Better save
all tie crabgrasslyou can. Even
the ragweed that comes on the
grain stubble if cut and cured
will make good feed for dry cat.
tie, but should not be fed to milk
COWS, as il will make the milk
bitter. The man who has a good
field of peas or soy beans this
summer is fortunate, and the
farmer who regularly looks out
for these generally has them.
Starkville Miss Progressive
Farmer
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
aire.

The Senate investigating COM
mittee at Austin have already
secured sufficient evidence to
clearly establish that there was
much illegal issuing of poll tax
receipts in the amendment cleo.
ton July 90. Some of the head
men on the anti side have so far
refused to testify.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Advertising Clubs Choose Dallas.

Boston, Aug. 5.-In a turmoil
of excitement caused by heated
political discussion, Dallas Texas
was chosen as the next conven-
ton city and Geo. w. Coleman of
Boston was chosen PRECEDENT at
the close of the seventh annual
meeting of the Association of
Advertising Clubs of America.
Dallas received 365 votes, ST,
Paul 1873, Quebec5, and Rich
mOnd /.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Many a Suffering Woman

Drsgs herself painfully through her
daily tasks, suffering from backache,
headache. nervousness, loss OF appetite
and poor sleep, not knowing her ills
are due to kidney and bladder troubles.
Foiey's Kidney Pills give quick relief
from pain and misery and prompt
return to health and strength. No
woman who suffers can afford to over
look Foley Kidney Pills. Allen Ur-
quhart.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

a bill has beeu introduced in
parliment to prevent the impor-
tation into the United Kingdom
from foreign countries Of goods
manufactured under sweated
conditions.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

The religious press of this
State rendered noble service in
the late campaign, and will con-
tinue to do so as long as saloons
remain in this State. This
means that the prohibition cause
is going to be kept vertebrated
to the point that there will be no
yielding anywhere. Home and
State.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

The report of the Department
of Agriculture on the condition
of the cotton crop indicates that
the present crop will be one Of
the greatest, if not the greatest
in the history of the staple.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
We Guarantee Every Box

of DR.. Bells Antiseptic Salve to do
what We claim. Try it for ulcers. boill
running sores. letter, ringworm, eczema
salt rheum. fever sores. cuts, bruises,
pimples. black heads. chaps. felons,
burns or any skin disease. % cents a
box
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

In the custom of the Orient,
James j. Hill, who has such
important relations in China,
sends Oregan and Washington
apples for his holiday gifts to
Chinese friends.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

The Jimplecute has received a
copy of The Times, Canal Win
chester, Ohio, from it's friend and
reader, G. r. Elsea, who spent
some time here the past winter
and spring. Mr.. Elsea has a let
ter in The Times, in which he
writes of his trip to Northeast
Ohio, which is very interesting.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

A disastrous fire in Dallas
Tuesday night destroyed several
buildings, causing a loss of $3.50
600, we'll insured. The fire
broke out in the store occupied
by the Art Wall Paper Mills.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Marshall, Texas.

The last wall of the saloons in
the recent campaign was pros
cription, religious terrorism.
ostracism." The fathers of this
SANDER have so far been unable
to produce any proof. But just
look around in Dallas if you want
to find the prescriptions of the
Busch interests. Sometime ago
the contract for the brick for the
Adolphus Hotel is said TO have
been Cancelled because the con-
tractors were Prohibitionasts.
Next, the hotel was to be stopped
if Texas voted against the sal
oons. Today, we are advised,
that a Dallas groceryman, who
voted for prohibition, has been
advised that his firm will receive
no more business from the beer
interests. What. Prohibition
lists are threatening the Sta te
with prescription, religious
terrorism, ostracism!"- Home and
State.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

The increase in motoring has
created a demand in England
for small country houses, but ii
has in connection with ether
causes, lessened the demand for
expensive urban residences.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

Do not allow your kidney or bladder
trouble to develop beyond the reach OF
medicine. Take Foley Kidney Pills.
They give quick results and stop ire
guisrities with surprising promptness.
For sale by Allen Urquhsrt.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

On September IL the voters of
Maine will decide upon the ques-
ton of repeating or retaining the
constitutional amendment pro-
viding for Statewide prohibition.
the amendment has been in force
for twenty seven years.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

China is sending naval mis-
sion to Netherlands India TO Wis
it the principal ports of the
Dutch and English possessions.
The Hague and London govern
mentS favor the mission.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

General George W. Gordon,
soldier, lawyer and statesman,
died in Memphis, Tenn, at 4 p.
m. August 9th, aged Is years.
Gen. Gordon was the last Con
federate general serving in Con
Kress and Commander in Chief
of the United Confederate Veter.
ans; grand man, beloved by
the entire South. The funera,
will take place Sunday.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

John w. Gates, capitalist and
ffinancier, died in Paris on the
morning of the ninth after a
heroic fight for weeks against
a fatal illness, aged Sc years.
Gates was many times million
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11

If IT were required, the little
republic of Switzerland could
put into the field a well equipped
army of 100000 men, and this
could be done in ten days time.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-08-11
Children Cry
FOR FlErcneR'S
9 ASTO RIA

Rhode Island says the Provi
dence Journal, casts a smaller
vote, proportionately TO its pop
ulation than is polled in any
other northern state