The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-09

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tactics must be adopted"
II am willing to leave the mntter to
the SCIENTISTS" said Mrs. Bowser
Asks For wife's Advice.
"yes. I know you are. but am not.
don't propose to be swallowing ten
thousand germs Of typhoid fever with
every spoonful of milk. The scientists
are moving along certain lines. I am
going to move along others. The world
has never heard of Bowsers I'M
equaled. unparalleled and absolutely
germ proof milk. but It Is going to
before many more weeks have passed.
"Then you are going into the dairy
business?'
"Yes. in wny. 1t is about tho
scheme wanted to talk with you.
Yo,i may be able to give me a hint or
swo. In fact, will go as far ms to
say that shall value your advice"
This was such concession on the
part of Mr.. Bowser that Mrs. Bowser
laid aside her book and said she would
listen and be glad to offer any pointers
she could
"very we'll" he replied. I'VE start
on the assumption that the milk from
healthy COW Is absolutely pure when
first drawn. There can be no germs"
mo"
"The pail must have been sterilized
before milking"
81 see"
''The mixer must have no germs
about him"
"No."
Mrs. Bowser Agrees.
"The milk must be got to the con-
sumer with no chance whatever for
Impurities TO creep In. If anything hap
pens after that am not to blame for
1t. Are you in accord with me thus
far, Mrs. Bowserf"
Perfectly"
IT am glad Of that The next step is
TO arrange with 800 families to take
Bowser's unequaled. unparalleled aud
absolutely germ proof milk. Not more
than two quarts will be sold 10 any
one family. Under no circumstances
will dealers or grocers be supplied"
81 follow you," said Mrs. Bowser.
"Then l purchase 100 cows of the
very best breed. Each COW is groomed
with all the care given to a race horse.
She is provided with clean white
cover on which will be emblnzoned
Bowser's U. U. A. A. G.. p. NJ. DO
you get that?"
81 do"
'There are to be 100 milkmaids. one
to each COW. They are to dress In pure
white. None of them must wear false
hair. Between each ones shoulders
will be the same letters as on the COW
covers. l shall strive to engage blond
milkmaids, as they have milky COM
plexlons. See the point?" ~
''yery clearly" g4.
ysJ No Chance For Germs.l looo
"The milking is not TO be done In
rtables. Twice day each cow is to
be led by hermilkmaid to the house of
u customer and MIXED right at the
front door. and the milk passed in.
Where's your germs In that schemei"
''There can be none" 49,.
"Not germ, Mrs, Bowser-not the
hind leg of germ. That sight of a
beautiful blond milking beautiful
COW on the street is going to be greater
that full page advertisement for
Bowser's germ proof. Customers win
be added by the hundred. | shall have
to have 500 lcowsl inside of three
months. Absolutely pure milk. Mrs.
Bowser, and the question is solved.
l got the idea month ago and have
stuck right to 1t. What do you think
of 1t as whole?"
II think very favorably, but should
like to ask you few questions"
"As many as you WILL"
"What will the cows cost?"
Fifty dollars apiece"
And how much week to keep
themT"
II haven't figured on that, but not
over So apiece"
"And the wages OF the milkmaIds?'
81 thought about so apiece week."
"And what price per quart for tho
milky'
Seco Huge Profit.
"Ten cents. l figure that each COW
will return profit OF 81 per week.
That's $I00 per week to start on.
When l get up to 800 cows | have an
income of $1,000 per week without
lifting my hand. Am n schemerf
Am l financier? Am back num-
ber? j give the world absolutely pure
milk. and make $1,000 week while
doing 1t. What?'
Ill see"
"But what's the matter with you?
What are you strangling that way
forT'
And Mrs. Bowser fell from her chair
to the floor and made strange CUR
Cling noise In her throat. The fright
ened Mr.. BOwser bent over her and
was about TO call the cook whep he
made a discovery. Mrs. Bowser was
choking with laughter She was laugh
ing at him. ut his scheme. at his cows,
at his mllkmaids, at his income per
week. at Bowser's unequaled. unpar-
alleled and absolutely germ proof
Milk He had raised her head. and
now he dropped 1t to bump on the