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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12

lencia de ciertas disposiciones, que es-
tan en- pugna con ell 'buen fin y esprit
tn de la nueva ley de sanidad.
Els de esperarse que en- breve sea
normalizado Ell servicio, y en- vez de
crear obstaculos, Sc faciliten los me-
dios de que haya buena sanidad, sin
atropellar nj perjudicar a nadie, y sea
'beneficiosa para todos.
Una oficina del Official de Sandal,
debe ser alberta en- esta localidad, en-
d1as y horas determinadas, para que
todos los interesados que aqul trabajan
y. viven, sean prontamente atendidos,
sin mayor perdida de tempo en- la Ia
rea de sus respectivas' ocupaciones.
Y debe retirarse la Polic1a del SER
vicio de Sandal, por que, 81 no esta-
mos equivocados la ley crea un perso-
nal especial, con ese objeto.
Tomen nota las autoridades a quie-
mes corresponds evitar, que Ell 10 su
cesivo sean contraproducentes los
efectos de una ley que es buena, por la
manera de aplicarla.
Uin;cic
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12

POA pO~
nerme amarillo. No hubo remedio que
no ensayase, pero nj con tisanas nj con
emplastos pude encOntrar alivio. Nadie
conseguia acertar con mi NAL.
Un dia supe las curaci0nes obtenidas
con ell alquitran de V. y mi esposa me
persuadi0 de que debia ensayar. No ar
riesgamos mas que un POGO dinero, ME
dijo, y todo ell mundo sabe que ell asqui-
tran es ell remedio mejOr para las enfer-
medades de los bronquios y del pecho,
uue jamaS eS nOcivO. y
Tome entOnces un fraScO, tai como
en- los prospectos de V. sc indica;
sea una cucharadita de -alquitran por
cada vase de aqua de vino cue bebia
las comidas, y desde que tome este
primer frasco me senti mejor y me
encontraba menos oprimido. Dormi va
tranqulo por espaciO de tres meses he
continuado sirviendOme de su alquitran
sin interruption. Hoy tengo Ia satisfac-
ci6n de decir v. que va no tosO, nj
aun estando ell tempo hdmedo, que
no siento OPPRESSION ninguna, hasta ell
punto de hallarme enteramente curadO.
Dignese V. recibir con nuestra fell
eitacion las mas expresivas gracias. Yo
espero que todos aquellos que viven ex-
puestos al calor y al frio y que no pueden
prescindir de sus ocupaciones, usaran ell
Alqutran Guyot que para mi ha sido un
remedio bajado del cieIo por el alivio
que me ha procurado sin tener que fall
tar 4 mi trabajo Firmado : Salvador
peris. Plaza de la Constitution, Valen-
cia.
Este tratamiento viene costar 2 CEN
tavos diarios, w.. Cura
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12
Ell registro
del personal
Molestias y perjuicios.

Ell personal de Industrias y Conner
,s:io de provisiones que en- su nayOrla
esta en- esta localidad, no esta nj pue-
de estar conforme. en- perder medic
dia de trabajo al trasladsrse d PJier-
ia de TERRA, para ser eXaninado por el
~oficial de Sanidad DR.. Belabal. V obte-
ner el c6rtiicado de salud. Entende-
mos que la disposition de este iinpor
tante servicio, en- Puerta de Tierra, Sc
a,resta 4 dihcult.:r ell mas f3ci me-
--Jor cumplimiento de la ley que sc tra-
ia de establecer.
Con referencia 4 este hecho. Sc ha-
~cen muchOS concentrates. y entire ellOs
el de mas consideration. es el del
.egocio' que Sc le proporciona d los
carrOs eectricos hacienda ir de San
Juan Puerta TERRA, Ell immense con-
tingente que necesita una vez al mes,
scbtener ell certifcado de saIud.
Tambien es objeto de razonab!es
.criticas la intervention que Sc lie ha
s1ado en- ell servicio de sanidad 4 la po-
acia insular Sc han dado casos de in
s;ofrecciones por parte de algunos poll
clas al ir q los esta hlecimientos 4 eXi-
gir los certifcados de salud de los de-
pendientes. Parece que las cosas Sc He
van con mas severidad de la que Sc re-
quiere cuando Sc exige a personaa
cultas, ei cumplimiento de una ley
que ellos no pretenden infringir, y 81
en- algo han faltado ha sido sin la me-
nor intenci6n de desobedicncia nj de-
sacato, por ese motive Sc nota la vio-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12
UN HERRERO FELlZ
Vinicio.
IL de abril de 1896.

Muy Sr. mio Soy herrero de profe-
sion. Con frecuencia he visto turbado mi
sueno por una OPPRESSION grande que me
asaltaba durante la noche y muchas
veces tambien al despertarme, muy par
ticularmente cuando ell tempo estaba
humedo y de niebla; y esa OPPRESSION era a
veces tan fuerte que apenas 81 me dejaba
respirar.
Almismo tempo sufria de una tos con-
tinua Y los accesos duraban siempre,
cada uno, de veinte veinte y cinco mi
nutos cuandO menos. .Tenia porcostumbre
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12
Desde Humacao

En- el teatro Victoria, y con dos lie
nos colosales, Sc han presentado ante
este p1blico Alyna Lyna y Pena la
la Morenita.
Ambas a dos venlan precedidas, CO.
mo mujeres y como artlstas, Gle muy
lusta fama va que, Alyna Lyna, mna
mujer de sugestiva presencia, capaz
de hacerle perder ed sentido (y los Gin
co sentidos) a cualquiera, y Pena Ia
Morenita, una grandma que enciende
los faroles con los ojos, son dos artis
tas de singulares aptitudes, con su sal
Y su pimienta correspondientes.
En- los breves instantes que depar
timos con Alyna Lyna, pudimos apre
@ciar que posee una inteligecia y una
a:,1ltlra NADIA vulgares 10 cual undo
q sus encantos fisicos (no aylldados
por los qulmicos) e2pican ell 'por
que" alg1n poeta de San Juan templa-
ra la Ira Y Sc lanzara a cantar por to-
do 10 Alto.
A~esta, y sin que hayan sido poetas
precisamente han venido de los pue-
blos comarcanos algJnos "dilettanti .
s rendir SUI homenaje de simpatia- a la
belleza ell arte de las dos artistas.
Hoy salen para Juncos, de ALI Sc
trasladaran d otros pueblos. Ell una
.9rue DudieramOs llamar la 'tOurnep -
-ale la gracia.
Ell corresponsal
Humacao, 10 de Julio
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12

tOmdf una
taxa de
lechebien
aZu a.
da, 9 de
cafe solo,
antes de
irme por
la nnanana
aitrabajo,
y POGO a
POGO iba
viendOme
ellha'lue-
Ger hasta
cOncluir
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12

Es2rioanias elegantes, proplas para
regalos. de varios tamanos y preclos.
PapeIes de todas clases, Sobres, La
pieces, Tintas, Pluanas, Prensas para co.
piar, Copiadores de cartas, Lihretas d
todos tamailos, Factureros 1ltitno mo-
delo G infinidad de objetos 4 preclos
ee0n5nic0s. la
De venta eu ei BOI1TTIN MERCAN-
TIL u.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-07-12
seoci6n Religiosa
LAS MISAS EN- SAN JUAN


A las S / 2, en- San Ndefonso; : las
6 z, en- Santa Ana, Hospitaaillo y
Capilla Franciscana, 4 Las z, en- La Ca
tedral, San Francisco y Capila Fran
ciscana, 8 Las Z 2, en- la Capilla Fran
:iscana, 4 las 8 1l2, en- La Jatedral-
DIAS DE FIESTA
A las 5, en- Ia Cathedral Hoapitale.
Municipales.
A las 5 2, en- San ndefonso; 4 las
6, en-. Sarta Ana; las 2, en- San
Francisco; las l 2, en- el Hospital
llo y Capilla Franciscana 4 las Z en- 10
Catedral y San Jose; 4 las Z [ 2, en- 10
Capilla Franciscana; 4 las 8. en- Ia
Cathedral.
A las s en- San Jose y San Fran
cisco; "a las 8, en- la Cathedral y Capilla
Franciscana; las 10, en- Santa Ana;
las IL, en- la .Catedral.
MISAS EN- PUERTA DE TERRA
A las 8, en- La parroquia; 4 Ias Z 1i2
en- Asi.o de Ancianos.
MISAS EN- SANTURCE
Dias festivos: A las 5 ! 2, EN- el Auxi-
10 Ninas; a las Z Y 1 2, en- San Mateo; q
las s, en- la Convalecencia; las $ en-
sar Mateo; las 6 3 4, a las y las
10, en- la Parroquia del Sagrado Cora,
z0n.
Dias laborables: A las 5 u, en- el
Auxilio Mt1tuo Convalecencia de Her
manas; a las 7, en- San Mateo Y Sagra-
do Coraz6n.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03
ORIGIN OF OUR CALENDAR
story OF tho Year and Its Days, -
Now Constituted, Told
Once Moro.

The Julian year consists OF 1854
days and exceeded by II minutes 1925
seconds tho solar year Of 36b days s
hours 48 minutes 40 seconds. In con.
sequence OF this. the equinox In the
course Of a few centuries fell back con.
siderably. In the time OF Julius Gao
sar, II correspondent to March rs.
and by the sixteenth century II had
retrogardcd to March II. It was at
this tlmo that physician os Verona
named Ghiraldi proposed q plan for
amending tho calendar. He died be
fore he had opportunity to carry Il
forward, but his brother presented II
to Pope Gregory Kill, who assembled
q number Of learned men to discuss II
II was passed upon fRvorably and
adopted. and thus was given to the
world what has since been known AZ
the Gregorian calendar. In 1882 Greg
DRY issued brief, apolishing the Julian
calendar In all Catholic countries. and
Introducing tho reformed one.
Tho reform Of tho Gergorian or new
on the Julian or old. consisted In
dropping ten days after October I,
1852. so that tho 18th was reckoned
Immediately after tho 4th. Every one
hundredth year. which. by the Old style
was leap year. was to be n common
year, the fourth century. divisiblo by
four. excepted; that In. 1900 was to re-
main q leap year.. but 100. 1900 and
1900 were not to be reckoned az such
while 1000 was to be reckonod.
In this calendar tho length OF the
solar year IL taken to DO 285 days 8
hours 40 minutes and ~ seconds, the
difference between which and the true
iongth Ia immRtorial.- THE Christian
Herald.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03
Inherent Riches.

There are thousands Of people who
have Lost everything they valued In
the world. all the material results OF
their lives endoayor. and yet. because
they possess stout hearts. unconuuer
able spirits. determination to push
ahead which knows no retreat. they
are Just as far from real failure as he
fore their loss: and with such wealth
they can never be poor.--Orison SWEET
Harden. In Success Magazine.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-04-03
Watch, Clock
and Jewelry
Repairing and engraving. All
work guaranteed.
Dean Harrison
Met Death In Hot Starch.

Met Death In Hot Starch.
A fearful death was that of man
named John Baird at a mill In New
York As he bent over a largo vat
filled with boiling starch. he slipped
and fell into the hot mixture. He was
literally boiled to death before work.
men dragged his body from the vat
with hooks attached to a rope. The
hot starch had reduced the mans
clothing to fragments.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05

firmly to the waf with a hand the
size, shape and color Of Mcclellan
saddle.
'Longy," he said in melancholy
voice that disturbed traffic, what
have they been doing to you? You
act just like citizen. They done
made you into inmate of the city
directory You never made no such
Johnny Branch execration of yourself
as that out on the ella Come and
have Iunching with met You never
defined grub by any such terms of re-
proach in them days.
1--WE been living in New York seven
years. said Merritt. ITS been eight
since ne punched cows together in
old man Garcia's outfit. Well, let's go
to a cafe anyhow It sounds good to
hear it called grub again"
They picked their way through the
crowd to a hotel and drifted, as by a
natural law, to the bar.
Speak up invited Greenbrier.
"a dry Martini" said Merritt.
sob, Lordr' cried Greenbrier. "And
yet me and you once saw the same
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
Qualified 10 Practice.

When John Hay was crossing the
Atlantic in 1865 on his way to Paris
to serve as secretary Of legation he
told the following anecdote to one of
his fellow travellers: On applying for
admission to the bar of Illinois he was
summoned to appear before a commit
tee of prominent Chicago lawyers to
be examined as to his qualifications.
He went TO the place appointed and
found the committee assembled, but
for long time they took no notice Of
the young candidate. but continued
talking vigorously together on various
subjects. At last one of the lawyers.
turning to him, said:
ssdr Hay, what would you do If q
client should come TO you with such a
case as this?v and proceeded to de-
scribe very deliberately complicated
legal case.
sstI should ask for a retaining fee Of
$50," promptly replied Mr.. Hay. "and
tell him TO call tomorrow
'sMr. Hay, you are admitted said
the gentleman, and with hearty
laugh from al present the proceedings
closed
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
NEWEST MODEL FOR
GIRLS NEGLIGEES
The Vassar Robe Of Dark Blue
Cashmere Is The Latest.

Neatest and newest in long negligees
for girls is the Vassar robe of dark
blue cashmere or fannelette, which is
made with deep yoke and three-quar-
ter straight sleeves cut in one. the
seven gored skirt being so sharply
slanted that it fits without fullnesa
into the yoke Also made with cut in
one piece sleeves is a square necked,
center seam back negligee. This model.
which is prettiest when developed in
some soft worsted or silken fabric and
bordered with fancy ribbon, has mar
row underarm forms in addition to
four full length cores. A diagonal
front, closing at the waist line. shows
a pointed guimpe of muslin embroidery
matching the undersleeves, supple
menting the cloth elbow sleeves, which
are s1ashed half way to the shoulders
An attractive modification of the
kimon0 has three shoulder plaits in
front and bias back attached to a
bolero shaped deep yoke. The bell
sleeves, the loose fronts and the girdle
are bordered with narrow ribbon This
model is dainty In alhatross Of pale
tint, bordered with white satin ribbon
or Of white chudda with colored rib.
bon. On Amerieanized lines is a pretty
kimono which is closely plated across
the shoulders at front and back and is
charming when developed in white
crepe de chine or pongee lined with
tinted cashmere and having facings.
cuffs and sash of soft silk matching
the shade of the lining.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
Odd Fashion In Hand BAGS.

Old brocades, old damasks and wool
fabrics are greatly In demand nova
days among society women for making
hand bags The fashionable set has
taken fancy to hand bags made Of
those goods, and jewelers. are turning
them out in large numbers The bags
are adorned daintily with gold and
silver trimmings. The fashionable
hand bag is composed of a piece of
tapestry, brocade or damask, showing
men in arrnor on horses going to wars.
The bags are shaped after those car
ried centuries ago. Some are squares,
with points at the top and the base:
some are covered with gold net, and
others are decorated with ancient bul
lion laces and GALLONS that were used
In covering furniture centuries ago.
Consequently, to please the within of
society women, the materials for the
bags are ripped from old furniture, or
else bits Of damask and brocade long
treasured are being put to a new use.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05

pleaded Greenbrier. sIf / hadn't seen
you once bluff three buffers from Ma
zatzal City with an empty gun in
Phoenix
Greenbrier's voice died away in pure
grief.
Cigars he called harshly to the
waiter to hide his emotion.
"a pack of Turkish cigarettes for
NINE" said Merritt.
They're on you" chanted Green
brier. struggling to conceal his con-
| tempt.
At they dined in the where to dine
well column.
That evening galaxy had assem-
bled there. Bright shone the lights
Ger fair women and br-let it go, any
how brave men. The orchestra play
ed eharmingly Hardly had tip
from a diner been placed in its hands
1 by waiter when it would burst forth
into soniferousness. The more beer
you contributed to it the more Meyer
beer it gave you. Which is reciproc-
ity
Merritt put forth exertions on the
dinner. Greenbrier was his old friend.
and he liked him. He persuaded him
to drink a cocktail
Il take the horehound tea, said
Greenbrier .for old times sake But
I'd prefer whisky straight. They're
on you
.Right!'' said Merritt Now. run
your eye down that bill of fare and
see if it seems to hitch on any Of the
items
Lay me on my lava bed"' said
Greenbrfer, with bullying eyes. "All
i these specimens of nutriment in the
grub wagon. What's this? Horse
with the heaves? pass. But leok
along! Here's truck for twenty round
ups all spelled out in different sections
Wait till j see.
The viands ordered, Merritt turned
to the wine list.
'grhis Medoe isn't bad" he suggest
ed
You're the doc" said Greenbrier
sd rather have whisky straight. Its
on you.
Greenbrier looked around the room
The waiter brought things and tool
dishes away. He was observing. Ht
saw a New York restaurant GROVE
enjoying itself.
''How was the range when You lefi
the CLAP asked Merritt.
Zine" said Greenbrier, You SCI
Z that lady in the red specified silk a
that table? Well, she could warn
over her beans at my campfire. Yes
the range was good. She looks as nie'
as a white mustang / see once OF
Black river. =
When the coffee came Greenbrie
put one foot on the seat of the chat
next to him.
/ stYeu said it was a comfortable town
t Longy, he said meditatively Yes
it's d comfortable town. It's differen
J from the plains in blue norther
What did you call that mess in til
crock with the handle. Longy? oh
: yes; squads in cash roll. They'r
worth the roll That white mustani
had just such a way of turning hi
| head and shaking his name. Look a
!
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05

bossed velvets are making up some Of
the most stunning wraps this year
and they rank side by side with rich
fur coats, for their trimmings are in
variably of fur and their cost at their
richest is little below the all fur gar
ment
The embossed velvet coat in the
drawing has a big shawl collar of
opossum with a facing that forms a
border to the closing edge. Low on
the side there is a finish in the shape
of a cluster of tails with a fur covered
button. The cuffs and muf are also of
the opossum.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05


fists and receives its enemies in de-
corum and order. such as the judieious
placing of the welcoming bullet de
mands.
aGod in the mountainsl'' cried
Greenbrier, holding fast to the fore
leg Of bis Gull Can this be Long
horn Merritt p
The other man wasob, look on
Broadway any day for the pattern
business mans latest rolled brin derby,
good barber. business. digestion and
tailor
aGreenbrIer Nye!'' he exclaimed,
grasping the hand that had smitten
him. my dear fellow So glad to
see You! How did you ccme to--oh.
10 be sure the inaugural ceremonies.
/ remember, you Joined the rough
riders. You must come and have
luncheon with me, of course
Greenbrier pinned him sadly but
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
HUMOR OF The DAY
UnfeeIinq Wretch.

'John, will you please unlock my
waist?"
.sAll right; as soon as 1 get my col
lar off,"
Don't voc think this dress is be-
coming?"
yep"
81 think it makes me look simmer
than l look in any Of the rest of my
dresses, don't you?"
81 guess So"
s'Did you see anybody there who
was dressed in better taste than I ?"
Nope"
"And think how cheaply I got it
made! Do you remember that pink
dress had two years ago?'
81 dunno"
"Oh, yes, you remember it, John; the
one I had made when I went to St
Louis. Would you suspect that have
had all the beaded trimming from that
gown put on this one?''
no
"Wen, l have If I had bought it
new it would have cost $25. Don't
you think I manage well?"
"Uh huh"
"Do you suppose there's another wo-
man in this town who dresses as
splendidly as [ do on what you allow
me for clothes?'
'I'ye never thought anything about
it."
"Well, you would think about it If
you got such bills as most women
make their husbands pay. Did you
see any one there who looked better
than I did?''
az didn't look around much"
ssDid you ever see me when locked
betterY'
81 guess not"
'gThink what it means to you when
I make such fine appearance. Ey-
erybody must get the impression that
you are able to give me much larger
allowance than you do for clothes. 1t
gives the impression that you are pros
porous. Can't you see what an advan-
tage it is to have people get such an
idea %
| GIVE never noticed it."
.'Oh, pshaw! One might as well talk
to a stick as to Chicago Record
] Herald.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
in The REALM
OF FASHION
The Latest In Coats.

Whenever figured velvets of any
kind have a vogue the styles Of the
day are sure to be sumptuous. This
is. OF course, to be expected, since the
extensive vogue of velvet always
stands for rich styles and the appear
ance of patterned fabrics of any kind
means a demand for more or less
elaboration. Figured velvets never ap-
pear at period of sweet simplicity
or severely plain fashions. The en-
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
A Cold Fact.

II couldn't stand it in the public par
lor any longer A man there with the
worst kind Of. a cold in his head was
telling the oldest kind of stories"
az see. Hoarse chestnuts. Balti-
more American.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
ThouohtfuI Maud.

MAUD has a good heart. !"
HAS she?''
"Yes. If her new winter hat doesn't
cost too much and her candy and mat
inee bills are not too big she's going
to buy her mother patent sweeper or
else cake, mixer next spring. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
MIGHT Seem Longer.

800 you think buttermilk will pro-
long ones life, Colonel Soaksbyg
"Ahem! have no doubt, Miss
Plumper, that IL person had to drink
buttermilk every day it would make
life seem longer" Birmingham Age
Herald
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
Touch Luck,

terrible drought we've had" de-
clared Congressman Wombat
EYES," assented Congressman Way
back. at dried up several pools In
my district that wa figuring on get
ting into the river and harbor bill. -
Pittsburg Post.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
A Few Thinas Wanted.

An insect powder for humbugs.
A telegram envelope that will calm
a Woman's terror before she opens 1t.
An alarm clock that viii not only
wake us up, but make us feel like get
ting up Boston Transcript.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
True to Their Names.

A Jew Jersey man named his twin
sons Roosevelt and Taft. A friend
asked him recently how they Were
getting aong.
"Famously,' was the answer. Taft
digs steadilv into his breakfast bowl,
while Roosevelt yells and pounds him
over the head with a spoon. "-Lippin-
colts
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
DeIiehtful Bull.

closed

Visitor (ais first experience at Dub
lin1 What d dreadful smell.
Driver Faith, sorf, bit the smell az
the river Lihey's wan av the sights ay
Dublin London Punch.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05

her, Longy. If / thought ! could sell
out my ranch at a fair price ! be-
lieve I'd
'Gyar-songi" he suddenly cried, in
voice that paralyzed every knife and
fork in the restaurant.
The waiter diyed toward the table.
'sTwo more Of them cocktail drinks. !"
ordered Greenbrier.
Merritt hooked at him and smiled
significantly.
They're on me- said Greenbrier.
blowing a puff of smoke to the ceiling.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
The Old Maid.

Bacon That woman is forever pick
ing at the men.
Egbert- That's the reason no man
has ever picked her, l suppose
Yonkers Statesman.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
DEFINED.

Alberta dog that runs under a car
rage is called a carriage dog, is it
not?
Egbert- Certainly!
Albert-Well, what would you call
dog that runs under motorcar?
Egbert- Why, dead one.-Ally Slo-
per's Half Holiday.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
The Gossiper.

Mrs. Stubb- There goes Mrs. Tall
wood. Everything she says goes.
Mr. Stubb-Yes, goes around the
neighborhood- Chicago News.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
Ths Wicked Winter Tims.

The wind is blowing wicked airs.
know they are not hymns,
For ali the trees. despite my stares.
Dance in their naked limbs.
They seem to think give applause,
4 further dance to rouse
/ figure this. you knew, because
They know see their boughs.
Judge.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05
Undefeated.

The Boy-You're a fine weather
prophet. You said it would snow be-
fore morning.
The Girl-oh, well, I changed my
mind.-Life.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1911-02-05

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