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The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES
0F NORMAL BEGIN WITH
BACCALAUREATE SERMON
ch. Add,es.e. Students At Sterling
Opera House---Fete Day Being Observed MS
Afternoon---Class Play Tomorrow'--l'ala week
Is In Store For Students.

the childs heart that reflects the
kingdom Of God.
Whatsoever is lovely. Every art
lists pigment, every musician mel
ody, every architects form, order
and proportion, grace for the heart.
Take the broad whatsoever OF
every good, select it, arrange 1t,
think upon it; it is our response to
the thought of God and gives the
content OF our lives.
The benediction cannot complete
itself until it comes to the execu-
tive. Culture for its own sake is
an incomplete doctrine; we must
have the distinct objective. Every
masterful doing. 1t is thus the
world is to be transformed. We
need elaborators; there is so much
gross materialism, prejudice, self
ishness, bondage to the treadmill,
babel of wild tongues.
We have charted and possessed
the material we are charting the
spiritual as never before. Let US
posses and improve where We have
charted. The task of the school
teacher is to plant Gods thoughts
in the virgin soil of youth and
childhood for the better society, the
better nation of tomorrow. We
count on you for this great task;
your thoughts must get into nerve
cells, brain fiber, quality of soul. AS
you do this, benedictions of peace
shall sing in your souls.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
why the Church is Losing
Prestige in An,


bisnop Williams of Michigan in
an article in The American Maya
zine Tor June practically admits
that the Christian Church is a d.
mnlshing factor in our American
civilization.
He says that the facts seem to in
dicate that "The Church is losing
IN many ways. 1t is losing in num-
bers. Attendance on religious SER
vices has fallen of, particularly
among men. Congregations, except
IN sporadic instances, are small.
1T is losing ground. 1t is not
keeping step in membership with
the enormous growth of population
IN our cities, and the rural districts
present the mournful spectacle of
muitltudes of closed or silent
churches.
1T is losing hold on the masses
ana classes alike. 1t turns it's back
upon the congested populations in
the downtown regions of our great
cltles and follows its chosen clien-
teles of the well-to-do and resper;
able to the uptown districts: and
even there it does not always win
adequate support and attendance.
IL Is losing influence. The voice
or the Church does not speak TODAY
with its old-time accent of authori-
ty. Men do not heed it as they
used to. 1t is frequently ignored
sometimes even with contempt. The
ministry no longer attracts younp
men as 1t once did"
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
THIS is CERTAIN
The Proof That Greeley Readers
Cannot Deny

The IrOOf Ihat Greeley Readers 8
Cannot Deny
What could furnish stronger evil
dence of the efficiency of any REM
edy than the test of time? Thous-
ands of people testify that Doan's
Kidney Pills cure permanently.
Home endorsement should prove
undoubtedly the merit of this rem
edy. Years ago your friends aud
neighbors testified to the relief they
had derived from the use of Doan s
Kidney Pills. They now confirm
their testimonials. They say time
has completed the test.
Mrs. Edward Brynn. TIA Fifth
St, Greeley, Colo. says: II found
Doan's Kidney Pills, procured AT
the Gilbert Drug Co., to be a splen-
did kidney remedy. Use of two or
three boxes entirely relieved me of
severe ache across my loins and
kidneys which had caused me much
suffering. That happened in 1896
and did not hesitate at that time
to publicly testify as to the great
value of this remedy. During the
two Years which have since passed
| have had no serious recurrence of
kidney trouble
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents, Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan,s-
and take no other.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
POkES GUN
INTO NOSE
OF HUBBY
DENVER WHEY FOLLOWS HIM
TO HOUSE OF AFFINITY
he VISITED GREELEY MAID
Near Tragedy Was Comedy for Resi-
dents Enjoying Cool OF Their
Porches - Hubby Nearly
browns in Ditch

While calmly enjoying the coo
evening on their porches residents
living Just southwest of the city
park we're startled Friday night by
terrible cries from fleeing man
who was followed by a pretty young
woman pointing a loaded revolver
at him. Women in the vicinity
grabbed the irate would-be shooter
and held her until the police could
be summoned, while the man. after
extricating himself from an irrfga-
ton ditch into which he had plung-
ed in his haste. made his escape. He
was captured later, taken to the
police station and allowed to go
after being given severe lecture
on the error of his ways by Marshal
Camp.
That is all of the story that the
neighbors saw, but behind the
scenes 1t tells of Greeley maid. a
Denver travelling man and the lat
ter's wife.
It appears that the Denver man
made a date to take the girl riding
last night. His wife happened to
get hold of the letter making the
date, and governed herself accord
ingly. She took the train for Gree
ley yesterday morning after her
husband had kissed her good bye
with the explanation that he was
going to the southern part of the
state.
Wifey secured life size revolver
and awaited hubby keeping his
date She secreted herself behind
appeared to call for the Greeley girl
about dusk.
When the Denver Lothario was
greeted with gun stuck under his
nose and recognized his wife's ac-
cusing countenance behind it, he
stood not upon the order of his go
ing, but beat 1t instanter He yelp-
ed like coyote as he torn down
the street. An unfriendly irrigat-
ing ditch reached out and grabbed
his feet, while the women around,
who scented tragedy, grabbed the
wife.
The pair were brought together
at the police station after the mar
shall had read the riot act to the
recreant husband. Wifey finally
forgave and the pair started away
arm in arm. Before going, the hus-
band shook hands with the city
marshal and exclaimed frevently:
That's the best thing that ever
happened to me. 1t has taught me
lesson that I shall never forget"
And thus endeth the story OF
near tragedy. Yes. the Tribune
knows all of the names, the number
OF the house and much more Any
needing this information might
get it from the city marshal.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
DEAFNESS CANNOT RE C,rnrn

ny local applications. as they cannot
Tha Tyacm the diseased portion of the ear
anere is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by CONSTITUTIONS
remedies. Deafness is caused by mn
unnamed condition of the mucous lin.
i9g OF the Eustachian Tube when
this this tube Is inflamed you have a rumb.
ing sound or imperfect hearing. and
when 1t Is entirely closed, Deafness is
tion can be taken out and this tmho
restored to its normal condition, hear.
ing will be destroyed forever: nine
cases out OF ten are caused by Catarrh.
Whlch Is nothing but an inf1amed COW .
ditlon OF the mucous surfaces.
we VIII give One Hundred Dollars
TOT any case OF Deafness (caused hy
catarrh) that cannot be cured by Ha1I,.
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars fraa
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props.
Gaia ~, r Toledo, o.
SOTO ny Druggists, price 75c.
patton. N''s''-
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
Governor vetoes Road Bills

Governor John F. Shafroth last
night disposed of the pork barrel
road and bridge bills.
Sixty-nine bills in all came in fo1
the veto. Not one of the measures
that provided payment from the In.
ternal improvement fund escaped
the wholesale slaughter.
The entire amount represented IN
the bills is $255.00o. This no"
goes to the state highway commits
sion.
"They dared me to do 1t. and
did" chuckled the governor last
night.
Governor Shafroth gives other
reasons for vetoing the entire lot OF
bridge and road bills that caused
the eighteenth general assembly so
much anxiety He says there are
many god measures among the lot
and that there is no doubt that the
highway commission will take care
of these.
But, in the last analysis, the ac-
ton of the governor marks the
passing of the pork barrel and its
evil influence on legislation. from
the arena of Colorado politics and
bright sun appeared for the roads
of the state when Shafroth PEN
marked the bills with hts disap-
proval.
Under a provision in the highway
bill, passed by the last
assembly, the commission was to
get al of the unappropriated money
left from the internal improvement
fund. The bills vetoed would have
taken up the entire fund. The
s255.000 now becomes available to
the commission and is to go on the
roads of the state according to the
law, as laid down in the statutes,
the provisions Of the highway COM
mission bill, and within the discre-
ton Of the commission in certain
instances.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08

If you have the itch, don't
scratch 1t does not cure the troll
BILE and makes the skin bleed. Ap-
ply BALLARD'S SNOW LINIMENr r.
Rub it in gently on the affected
parts. 1t relieves itching instantly
and few applications removes the
cause. thus performing a perma-
nent cure. Price csc, soc and s1.n0
per bottle. Sold by Carson W. Gil
bert
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
COUNTY bY

The Weld County 7
met saturday eYeh,Ds
court room. An add'1
Carpenter on the ia@ ]
eighteenth general \
followed by a dlSVu, \
Gus members, The 4
court Of appeals aau
ion of the present I'D
procedure came il /
attention. A
The next meetlns, !, \
ton will not be hela
ber, when a banquet
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
Your Neighbor's

How may YOU profit
Foley Kidney Pills.
Whiting, $50 Willow 5
says: For some tine
serious case Of kiiney
l suffered with backacl
headaches / had %
before my eyes and |
and miserable | saw
Pills advertised and
and took them accord
tions and results sho1
once. The pain and
aches left me- my eyeI
clear and today ! cai|
we'll woman thanks
ney Pills Clark 4
company.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
EDUCATOR
WEDDE6|||
Phys
DIR. KNOWLES Ann
LAM MARRIED IA.
BOTH ARE PROM|I
Ceremony Was at Han,
Mrs. u. y. snyder1
Doane OTiciated-]
for the Gu.

The wedding of Mi,
lam and DR.. E. W. X
solemnized THURSDAY
the beautiful home o,
2. X. Snyder Deco,,l
delicate. graceful sDri1
and white tulIe bows
the parlors and dinipI
yellow roses were the
the reception hall,
The ceremony was
s O'Clock by Rev. JOh1
CongregationaI chu,cl
strains of the wedding
by Miss Kendel, pIsud
Thompson, cello, and
violin, DR., Knowles and
entered the parlor ind
entrance and were met
and her mother. Lit
Hadden acted as fovs
Following the cs,J
licious dinner was
young ladies who axI
serving were the pres
department Of The Y. u
were Misses SChenck,
Smith, Brown and loI
were Is guests presen
The bride has been
the third and fourth
training school at ths
the last two years. She
admired by all who I'D
Knowles came here I'D
short time ago The
school friends,
DR.. and Mrs, Knovl(
day evening In their 1
yer.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08

The woman of today who has
good health, good temper, good
sense, bright eyes and a lovely COM
plexion, the result Of correct living
and good digestion, wins the ad-
miration Of the world. II your
digestion is faulty Chamberlain q
Stomach and Liver Tablets will cor.
rect it. For sale by all dealers.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08
VIII Celeh(

Btigsgdale June 4
will hold a pioneer i
month 10 celebrate III
sary. One year ago
first furrOw was plo1
townsite which then
tion OF two people n
people, a lumber aaa
stores, restaurants, N
penter shops, resla1
weekly newspaper. Y
named for Frank bFla
who founded 1t, and .
of the Grow Creek llAs
Pacific railroad. !
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08

The uniform success that has
attended the use of Chamberlain 8
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea REM
edy has made it favorite every
where. 1t can always be depended
upon For sale by all dealers.
The Greeley tribune., 1911-06-08

Mrs. G. F. Clifford came down
from Denver Thursday to attend the
graduating exercises of the Gree
ley high school. Her niece, Miss
Marion Brink. was one OF the grad
yates.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
TOBACCO TIDINGS.
BY r. F. WHEELER.
LETTER FROM LOUIS HANCOCK.
''Let us Continue Business at The
Old Stand"

FROM HENDERSON CLEANER. y
To Members:
Next Saturday week, Aug. 26,
those who have signed the 1911
pooling contract of the Stemming
District Tobacco Association are
requested to meet in their res
pective magisterial districts and
say by vote whether or not we
will cooperate in selling this
crop as we have been doing for
several years. or all turn dun
per-" and sell with the dump
ers." Ifa majority of those pre-
sent say cooperate, then we
will all cooperate. If not, then
every one is left free to do as he
thinks best in selling his crop.
1t is important that every
member be present at these
meetings, and more important
that we seriously consider this
question.
First, let us remember that
our association is purely a busi-
ness institution, organized for
the specific purpose of obtaining
a fair price for our tobacco. On
ly two arguments against coop
Grafton that are worthy of SER
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

ious consideration. One is found
in the statement, UNLESS we
have enough to control the price,
then it is best to dump" This
statement is erroneous in that in
conveys the idea that unless we
can absolutely have everything
just as we want it, then we
should do nothing. This doct-
rine strictly applied would stop
all business of every kind. No
individual or combination has
ever been able to run any busin-
ess just to suit every one inter-
ested. Even the powerful tob-
acco trust ran against a formid-
able snag when it met the or
ganized growers in the associat-
ion.
The question is, not absolute
control, but does cooperation
materially affect prices? If there
is any lingering doubt in the
mind of any one on this point we
have but to observe the effect on
the prices of Burley tobacco when
the Burley Society decided to
have no pool last year. 1t takes
time and brains and money to
build up any business institution
and establish confidence in the
minds of those who do business
with it. Whenever any business
is suspended, it's trade necessar-
lily seeks other channels and fire.
quently can never be stopped.
The Stemming District tobacco
Association has been in business
for five years. and during that
time has established a reputation
for honest, fair dealing. 1t has
secured a valuable trade asset,
as tangible and secure as those of
merchant or manufacturer.
What would be thought of a
merchant who would close his
house and refuse to do any bus
mess because he could not get all
his fellow merchants to cooper
ate with him, or because he
could not get everybody to trade
with him? His trade would seek
other channels and when he op-
ened his house he would find
many customers gone forever.
This is what would happen to out
association if we should decide
suspend business.
The other objection to CO oper-
alton is found in these words,
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
Small Boy and Man are Ready
Young and Old Alike Await the
Big Show Coming.

The small boy always knows
when the circus is coming to
town. Indeed he does. No one
knows how he knows it. 1t is
in the air and gets to him long
before Dan Robinson's picture
and the picture of the jumping
ladies and the Numidian lion and
the Bengal tiger and the big
snakes from the jungles of India
or Africa appear on the board
before the streets. 1t certainly
reaches him by a sort of wireless
telegraphy.
Thrills of excitement and anti
cipation begin to agitate his
mind. The poorer he is the less
prospect he has of seeing the big
three or six ringed performance,
the more excited and agitated he
become. Doubt as to whether he
may be able to get in only en-
hances the zest of the occasion.
He will willingly 60 to school
through the rain and will help
his mother with the house work
every afternoon in the week if
there is the least hint from her
that the process will land him in
a seat.
The boy in good circumstances
who carries the calm assurance
that when the time arrives his
way will be paid by his father,
is secretly envied, but as a mat
ter of fact, he does not taste the
full flavor of the circus spirit. 1t
is the little boy who sells papers
or has to earn his own money
who knows the supreme ecstacy
of exchanging the boarded nick
els for a seat.
With his boyish imagination he
dreams about it before it comes.
He is sure to be at the depot to
see the trains come in and he fol-
lows every step of the pitching
of the temporary camp with wide
open mouth and eyes. The lit
tie fellow follows the, parade
from end to end of the town and
back again, and to him it is one
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
AUTOMOBILE COUPONS.

If you pay us $1.O0 on ac-
count, we give you 100 votes
on the HOWARD" Touring
Car to be given away by Mr..
S. M. Jenkins. Ask for cou-
pons, we want you to have
them.
w. o. Tucker, Furniture Co.
Eskew Brothers, Machinists
J. H. Orme, Druggist.
Carnahan Bros. & Dodge.
Marion Coal & Transfer Co.
Yates Bros, Pianos & Organs
Metcalf's Laundry, Roy Gil
bert, Manager.
Mcconnell, Virgins & Specs
BARRIERS.
Travis & James. Grocers.
Foster C Son, Liverymen.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

Miss Ruth McChesney will
leave Friday for Fredonia and
Marion on a visit to friends. -
Paducah Sun.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

him we'll enough to ride him
down to four-cent tobacco. | be-
lieve that | know the sentiment
of our people on this question,
and | give it as my opinion that
when the vote is taken on the
25th, it will be practically unan-
imous in favor of continuing bus
mess at the old stand.
LOUIS HANCOCK,
Providence, KY.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
long succession of delights.

long succession or delights.
And when the hour comes for
the doors of the big tent to open
and the small boy secures a seat
he is about as happy as the aver
age mortal gets to be this side of
the gates of paradise. 1t is all
so real and so beautiful. The
glitter of the spangles dazzles his
eyes ahd penetrates to his soul.
To his young undiscriminating
eye the marks of wear and tear
on the green and yellow tights
are invisible. tits all actual silk
and gold and diamonds and bea-
uty and dash and danger and
strength and grace and agility
and ease.
The Madamoiselle with the
French name and the Sig
norma with the Italian name fire
his heart. The fact that the
lady is on the shady side of thir-
ty, has the features, shoulders
and girth of a man, can lick a
blacksmith with one bio w of her
fist matters not to him. To the
ardent, poetic eye of the youth
she is eighteen, tender, graceful
and altogether lovely. Many a
man would give all he has to be
a boy again-and the circus is
the nearest he ever gets to the
wise.
MARION, THURSDAY AUG.
the 31st.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

If the people about you are
carrying on their business or
their benovelence at a pace which
drains the life out of you, reso-
lutely take a slower pace; be
called a laggard, make less mon
ey, accomplish less work than
they, but be what you can be
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
ARRESTS FOLLOW
JACKSON MURDER,

Jackson, KY, Aug. %. j. W.
billiard, foreman of the railroad
camp in Breathitt county. where
a fight occurred Tuesday night
in which Bud Turner was killed,
has been arrested with five 9TH
ers, two white and three negroes.
They are in Jail here charged
with killing Turner.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

and what you were meant to be.
You have your natural limit of
power as much as an engine
ten horse power, or twenty, or a
hundred. You are fit to do
certain kinds of work, and you
need a certain kind and amount
of fuel and a certain kind of
handling.
Don't try to go a forty horse
power rate on a twenty horse
power brain and a ten horse
power bank account. Exchange.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

Il am tired of carrying the dunn
per-"
The one who says this knows
that cooperation has not only
benefited him, but has also ben
Gifted the bumper" who has
MT only refused to help. but has
persistantly done the one thing
the only one thing-that can de-
feat cooperation. He has sup
piled, as far as he can, the am
munition to fight the association.
1t is an evident fact that if the
bumper could supply the trust
with raw tobacco at a lower
price the association could not
sell its tobacco. The idea that
bumpers get more for their tobs
acco than poolers get is all
"bosh +" make the assertion
that tue average paid for pooled
tobacco is materially higher than
that paid for unpooled tobacco of
the same type and quality.
The records are within reach.
The association will show what
it has paid it's members. l chal-
lenge the buyers to show what
they have paid to bumpers"
l go further and say that the
association has after paying all
expenses, paid more to it's men,
bers than buyers have paid to
bumpers. While it is true that
we have carried the bumpers and
helped them to get better prices,
it is also true that we have influ-
enced buyers to pay us for this
work, and it is a mistak e for us
to make ourselves miserable by
growing at the bumper. We
should attend to our business and
let the bumper alone.
For the sake of argument, I
will suppose that the bumpers do
get more for their tobacco than
poolers get, and he gets it be-
cause of our work. What then?
As clearly as | can state the sit
uation it is this, we must contin-
ue to carry the bumpers and get
eight to ten cents for our tobacco
or turn loose and ride the dunn
pers and get four to five cents
for it.
AS for me, much prefer to
carry the bumper. In fact, they
are not of as much Importance as
some people think. We cannot
help ourselves without helping
others. We should rejoice and
be glad that we are able to help
others while helping ourselves.
Personally, / have only good will
for the bumper, but do not love
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
Liable to Punishment.

Persons are liable to a fine if
horses or mules attached to ve-
hicles are left on the streets un-
attended or unhitched. This is
done often and the officers now
are compelled to enforce the law
as a run away team might do
great damage or kill some one,
in which case the person leaving
the team unhitched would be
liable.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
= From Our Exchanges =

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Thomp-
son returned last night from
Carrsville and Lola, KY. where
Mrs. Thompson has been on a
months visit to her aunt, Mrs.
Henry May.
Paducah News Democart.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24
Tbs Grittrnbrn hrforo.pr
Marion, KY, Aug, "a, 1911.

S. ~ JENKINS Eiito. a. Publisher.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

Every dollar spent with us en-
titles the purchaser to 100 votes
On the AUTOMOBILE to be Civ
en- away by The Crittenden
Record Press.
j. H. ORME, Drugs, Paints,
Oils, and Varnishes.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

Su1nERLlAD'S EAGLE EYE. SALTf
Good for Nothing but the Eyss.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

Miss Allie May Yates, of Mar.
ion, is visiting Miss Imon OVERLY.
Miss Gwendoline Haynes, of
Marion, and Ruth Brown of Prov
idence, are visiting Misses Belle
and Margaret Bourland here this
week. Dixon Journal.
Crittenden record-press., 1911-08-24

Miss Marion Ellis Grey, who
has been the guest of Miss Blanch
Hasse at the Henrietta, returned
to her home in Marion Wednes-
day. Caldwell County News.
Miss Virgie Mum, of Frank
fort, visited at the home of Mrs.
John G. Orr last Sunday.
Caldwell County News.