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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
Alger and DeIano AnciIIary Receiver.

AIger and DeIano Auxiliary Receivers.
New York.-United States Circuit
Judge Ward appointed George w. AL
ger and F. A. Delano as ancillary re-
ceiyers in this district for all the
property of the Wabash railroad, fix
ing their bonds at $40, 600 each.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
Woman,s nserfaom..

A half-grown man is, OF course, i
tyrant. And 80 1t has come about
that the rule Of man in the world has
for many ages meant the serfdom Of
woman.-Edward Carpenter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
Mack WIshes to Retire.

Albany, ". Y.--Word was received
here from Norman q. Mack of Buffalo
that he does not desire to conduct the
state campaign next fall and is anx-
ious to retire as chairman of the
Democratic state committee.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
Watch Case Trust Next.

Philadelphia.-The federal govern
nent has filed suit in the United
State circuit court against the Key
stone Watch Case company, declaring
1t an unlawful combination in viola
ton of the Sherman antitrust act.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
plscouraqIna Proaresa.

You're not doing as we'll Ia your
mathematics as yea ought to be, John
~" said Mrs. Lapsling; rat your age
FOUR cousin Horace was half way
brough 'differentIal caiipe
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

A London paper says the war IN
China may last for years. 1t will cef-
tainly take a long time to exhaust
the available supply Of victims.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Some boys leave the farm with the
expectation Of studying law and going
to congress, and others hope to be-
come phenomenal ball players.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
var Is Selma Ont.

New York.-Thomas Fortune Ryan
Is selling all his stock in the United
Cigar Stores company, according to
authorities in Wall street. In one day
B25 shares changed hands at from
S209 a share to $204.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
Ths Humorous sad.

One Of tL- funniest sad things We
know is 70 hear a man much the
worse for ll.uor telling his friends
how good he Is to his vile Detroit
Free Press-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
compers offers Records.

Washington.-President Gompers of
the American Federation Of Labor has
declared himself in favor of a federal
investigation of the files, records and
documents of all kinds of thel fedora
ton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

So long as they are comfortable.
women probably do not care how they
look in the sublimated bathrobes they
now wear on the street.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

The Harvard professor who claims
that he is able to catch fish with
noise probably did his experimenting
with suckers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

st. Louis doctors wife wants a d.
vorce because her husband never kiss
es her except by mail. Evidently he
is afraid of microbes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

They talk of the eye kiss, the soul
kiss and other modern inventions, but
what's the matter with the old-fash'
toned smack?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

The prevailing manne OF dressing
women's hair no longer has an
cuse. The h~airdressers and wigmak-
ers declare 1t Anticipated.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

A New York cook has been arrested
for stealing a steak. Still his sentence
oughtn't to be as severe as though he
had stolen an egg.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Some of the beaver furs make a
nature lover feel sad when he thinks
of the poor muskrats that had to be
slaughtered to make them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

The New York man who is looking
for a wife that doesn't wear rats, puffs
OF hobble skirts might not want her
II he found her,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

AS 1t costs 5 cents to send a letter
to China the revolution will not re
ceive as much advice as 1t might
otherwise.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Mice are being used by a Chicago
woman scientist in the study OF can.
Ger. Does she stand on the table to
do her studying?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

would as soon shake hands with
a soft mackerel as with a man who
offers two fingers.-Sir Francis vane.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

1t may have been noticed that nc
aviators have been seen skylarkina
around since the hunting season
opened.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Any i'll wind carries orders to the
manufacturer of storm doors at this
season of the year.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Washington, D. C.--Next to the
Chinese peace conference, the presen-
tation by the six powers of a joint
note to the peace commissioners in
Shanghai is considered as the most
important turn given the Chinese sit
uation. If the note hastens an adjust
ment of demoralized Chinese COVER
mental conditions, it will in a large
measure also stand as a v~indication
of the conservative policy of the
United States. This government has
stood for hands off China as long as
possible, and do nothing except
through joint action
IN the notes presented to imperial
list and revolutionist delegates by the
six powers it is pointed out that the
six governments signatory to the note
consider the political struggle in Chi
ma seriously affects not only China
but the material interests and the Sc
ourity of foreigners in the country.
The note continues with a statement
that the governments, while maintain
ing an attitude of strict neutrality,
deem it worth while to point out to
The two delegations the necessity Of
bringing the disturbances to an early
end.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

A doctor operating for appendicitis
cut a mar open on the wrong side
He no doubt thought he was left
handed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

"Seedless lemons are developed by
grating" So are the kind sometimes
handed to oficeholders.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

A bachelor who lived sixty-eight
years in one New Jersey hotel leaves
this message to young men: Marry"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Gum-chewing has been abolished In
the navy. Now can the ghosts of Paul
Jones, Decatur and Farragut rest in
peace.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28
A queue or not a queue; that is the
question In China
The family cat is by no means safe
10 this season OF rabbit stews.

Girl arrested in Chicago claims she
Is an aviator. The police say she is
fiighty.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Chicago Philanthropists are about
to start a magazine for poets. 1t will
be read chiefly by poets.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

The air on the top floor of New
York's new 30-story hotel ought to be
tolerably good.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

People love the spectacular. With
out a long tail a comet would attract
no more attention than the moon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

A man named Potato was arrested
IN st. Louis for flirting. Been making.
eyes, has he?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

1t should never be forgotten that
American names look as funny to the
Chinese as their names look to us.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-12-28

Fffty-seven varieties Of weather in
"a hours keep the average man guess
ing and the doctors on the run.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
WELSH HOME LIFE UNIFORM
There Is No Upper Middle Class and and Shop Keepers Are Usually
 the Leaders.

The student of Welsh life and char Rcter who encounters almost any viii lage in North Wales will be able to acquire a full knowledge of his sub feet without travelling a mile further. For Welsh life has a certain quality of uniformity which is not found In the other constituent peoples of the empire.
 Practically there is no upper middle class in Wales. 4 few rich middle class Welsh families there are. but these. even If they keep up Welsh home. usually draw their wealth and spend it beyond the Welsh border. H. however. the visitor wishes 10 know who controls public opinion, who sits ou the district and county councils. or even who represents the division in the house of commons, he had much better regard the names painted over the shop fronts than try to discover the identity of the occupants oi the lavish red brick villa which looks down into the village from it's place on the hillside The owner of the villa, as likely as not will be found to be an Englishman-a retired Manchester contton spinner or a ship owner from Liverpool.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
THE BEST OF THE SEASON.

There will be no advance in prices for the production here of The Lion and the Mouse" Charles Klein's great est play which the United Play Co. win produce at the Orpheum Monday, Jan. 1st.
 The theme which Mr Klein has taken for this drama deals with the machination of trusts and kings Of finance. Indeed it may be said that 'The Lion and the Mousse displays the excellent judgment shown by Mir. Klein in presenting a phase Of American life with which the public has become familiar through the news papers and magazines Of the country. He depicts the king of finance as he is. robbed of ali melodramsIic attri- butes. In opposition to him he places sn equally true figure of American womanhood. It is their struggle and the final victory fer the girl which constitutes the basis which this pow eriul drama of emotion IS built. The play is well known. Its presentation here cannot but excite the widest in- terest. Seat sale is announced for Sat urday.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
.ONE ABSENCE
 KILLS QUORUM
Every Member Must Attend or No City Business Can
 Be Done at
 Meetings
TWO VANCANCIES OCCUR

The absence of one member of the sessions Of the city council as at present composed. will force an ad- of the city. While the city officials are cognizant of this fact and will prob ably prevent the situation from aris- ing, it is a situation that accident or design might create at any time.
 This situation Of affairs arises from the fact that Councilman L. L. Gil man. member from the first ward, ha5 changed his residence to the third ward, having moved from Chihuahua hill to Quality hill When he moved he was automatically disqualified from sitting in the council as Q member The third ward already has a full representation.
 The second ward was already shy a councilman by the resignation of Councilman Bryan, who served only a few weeks after being selected by the council to serve out the term of John Hughes. resigned The remain ing councilmen are Henderson, Allen. Schmid ard Quick. The absence of any one of these members would re- suit in adjournment because there would be no quorum The mayor, while presiding officer of the body, is not a member Of the body.
 Filling Vacancies Difficult.
 Unless better success attends the effort to fill these vacancies than at tended the efforts of the council tn fill the second ward vacancy. the pres ent situation will be long drawn out. The second ward vacancy. following the resignation of Hughes, lasted for nearly two months and after it was filled it was again made vacant in a short time by the resignation of MT. Bryan
 Trouble experienced during recent administrations in keeping d full com. plement of councilmen is being made an argument by some in favor Of adopting the commission plan of gov ! ernment, which will be offered 10 Bis ! bee during next year if the plans of | the city attorney Of Tucson bear fruit ! Mayor M. Newman recently expressed l himself as being heartily in favor o ! the commission plan. In that expres | sion, given to tke Review in an in | terview, he went so far as to fayol ] the commission plan with modified ! tions for counties as well The state
 ment of the mayor has been widel. 1 read and commented on
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
When Artists Can't Agree.

Lodging complaints against artists is a common diversion Of their fellow tenants who lack the artistic tenn gerameut. but the most unusual griev. ance and from her standpoint the most vital has been registered by the ianitress Of a building largely occu- pied by struggling painters.
 Let them daub away all they please .9 tneir own rooms she said: i: that nobody's business. but for goodness sake let them leage the clothes poles 1T. the backyard alone They paint them fresh every few days because no two Of the artists can agree on an appropriate color. and when plain people who don't mind looking at a plain clothes pole hang out their wash the clothes get ali smeared with fresh paint"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
ARIZONA G.O.P.
 HAS FAvOR|TES
Taft Controls Office Holders But Rough Rider Has Advocates as Has
 La Toilette
SOME THIRD TERMERS"

Shadows of coming events con nected with the national conventions next summer are already showing dim ly on Arizona's political horizon. TO date these shadows concern them selves with the republican party in the main and one Of these looming shapes wears a cooked hat. eye glasses and full mouth of teeth.
 A cartoon feature of last weeks national journals was a picture show ing Bob LaFollette promenading with Miss ProgressiNesim They pass by remarks: T could cut him out like that (snaps fingers) if l would. By George. shall I do it?"
 The question is will he try it? IL Is known that for some months friends of the Colonel in Arizona and they are not a few-have been working quietly to secure the Arizonal delegation to the national convention for Roosevelt. Though Roosevelt maintains a talking-Sphinx attitude and has not vowed his intentlons,' 1t is also evident that the aside re- mark quoted above from Puck has been heard by his followers through out the west and they are going ahead and rlsking a slap on the wrist
 Still Has Followers.
 There are not a few followers of the colonel in Aripona who will be in- fiuential in sending a Rough Rider del egation to the republican national con- ventiOn next summer and they are al ready busy laying plans. There are a number of dormant third term clubs" in Arizona that will spring into health existence at the pass word delighted" and then begins the merry strife between Taft and Roosevelt supporters.
 The office holding class in Arizona, the benficiarieS of federal patronage and their friends are committed to Taft by the very fact of being office holders and they will probably support Taft for that if for no other reason. Rooseyelt's square daal" rule i'm poses that obligation on them and Roosevelt would probably be the last one to award a plum or a cut Of pie to one who had violated the square deal principle by jumping Taft's band wagon. That Roosevelt will figure in the next republican national conyen- ton has become so apparent that not many Taft supporters will deny that there will likely be a pretty fight for delegates when the cocked-hat shad- ow stands directly overhead.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
NaturalIy Filterea Water.

An English naturalist. who has ex- plored the mountain ranges of the Malay peninsula. reports that in sev- erai species of bamboo the hollow in- ternodes-the parts Of the stems be- tween the joiuts-are stored with large quantities of naturally filtered water. He also discovered two spe- cies of ferns. growing on trees whose thick. ieshy stems are filled with gal leries tunneled by ants. the ferns thus forming living nests for the ants
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
Some Oil Spouter.

The mammoth gusher of the Pear son oil interests in the Potrero de Llano field. state of Vera Cruz. Mex, was recently allowed to perform for 20 minutes for officials of the Texas com pany and the Gulf Mining Refining company. according to the Mining and Scientific Press. The gate valve was opened for the first time since the well was brought under control. and a column of oil shot into the air to height of 490 feet. The flow was esti- mated at 100000 barrels daily. With the possible exception of the Dos Bo- cas gusher. which burned out. the Potrero is the greatest in the history of the oil industry.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
Judicial Advice.

.T hope you won't be hard on me ,udge." he said. You see. was undei Inc influence of liquor when done it."
 ~You seem to have been under the influence of something equally bad when you studied grammar. Durini the spare moments that you are going to have, permit yourself to indulge IT malicious study Of the construction O. simple sentences. Here IS one to De gin w.th-sixty days
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
A. T. o. MEN AT CHARLESTON

CHARLESTON, s. C., Dec. 27:- Delegates representing many of the leading colleges of Virginia and North and South Carolina met in this city today for the provincial congress of the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity. This fraternity was formed in Richmond, shortly after the close Of the war, to help in restoring good feeling be- tween the North and South. It now has about sixty chapters, sprinkled from Maine to California and from Taxas to Michigan.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
WITH THe BOXERS

Jack (Twin) Sullivan has signed to meet Tony Ross in Pittsburgh, Dec. 29.
 Indianapolis fans should witness a classy bout when Jack Dillon and Leo Houck meet on Now Years Day.
 If Freddie Welsh and Matty Bald win can agree on the weight question a New Orleans promoter will stage the bout Feb 4.
 Pedlar Palmer, once champion ban tam of England. couldn't come back He was knocked out in 10 rounds by Darkey Haley in Hoxton, Eng, recent ly.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
New Use for x-Rays.

It Is claimed that the X-rays have been successfully applied in France to the detection of adulteratons Of food. where the adulterants consist Of some kind Of mineral matter. The food to De examined is reduced to powder and spread thinly upon glass An H-ray photograph of the glass reveals the presence of the mineral particles Dy the failure of the rays to penetrats them as they penetrate the other con etituents Of the powdered food.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
raInrIna Waten tlands.

Near the jewellers front window sat e young woman painting with an ex- ceedingly delicate brush.
 "She IS painting the hands on those black open-faced watches" ;he jewel CT said "A Iot oi people who buy black watches complain that they can. not see the gold hands against the black background It has never oc. cured 10 the managers 10 make the watches ID the first place with white hands. SO when the customers re- quests it the young woman paints the hands white
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28

cialist and sometimes a democrat also believes in woman's suffrage and expects 1t to be a part Of the legislative program of the first legis- Iature. Local members of the first legislature admit that the legislature will probably be called upon to sub init The measure to a vote of the peo- pie and at least one of the Coehise delegation, while not an enthusiast on the question. said that he would be wiling to submit it to a vote if there was a demand for it.
 It is reported that Senator Wors- ley of Pima county. will introduce the bili TTovinding for the submission of the question. Pima county appears 60 have been the starting point of the movement The only womans sui frage club in the territory, so far as has become known, is at Tucson.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
GATHERING OF TEXAS EDUcAT,
 ORS

WACO, Texas, Dec. 27--The school teachers of Texas and the several or ganizations affiliated with the State Teachers association will be much in evidence in Waco during the remaind- CT of this week. The State Teachers association began it's annual meet ing in Carroll Chapel today. The pro gram covers three days and provides for the discussion of a wide range of topics by educators of prominence.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
FLORIDA EDUCATIONAL AssocIA-
 TON

JACKSONVILLE, Fla, Dec. 27:- With what is believed will be the largest attendance in the history Of the organization, the Florida Educa- tional association assembled in this city today for it's annual convention. The general sessions begin tonight and will continue until Friday. In the various addresses and discussions particular attention will be given to the problems of the rural schools.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
CANADIAN HOCKEY SEASON TO
 OPEN

MONTREAL. Dec 26:-Everything is in readiness for the opening con tests tomorrow night of what promis- es to be the most notable season of professional hockey since the sport became the leading pastime in Can ada. The National Hockey associa- tion has prepared an unusually long schedule for the season, and as the various teams appear to be we'll matched some keen competitions are in prospect.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
HOLIDAY GOLF TOURNEY AT
 PINEHURST

HBNsHURST, N. C., Dec. 27:-TheI eighth annual holiday golf tourna- ment opened today on the links otI the Pinehurst Country club and will continue through the remainder of the wreck. Among the participants are many prominent golfers from from both the North and South.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
Distinction.

Senator Lotsmun-Who is this Me Chunkerson that wants a consulship and what claim has De on me Tor a political Job2
 Private Secretary-ie says he's the only man who hasn't been mentioned as candidate for governor O: mi uois
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
BENEFIT FOR MOUNTAIN WHITES

NEW YORK, Dec. 27:-An initial performance of the Thaekeray sen tenary, consisting principally of tab leaux representing characters and scenes from Thackery's novels. was given in the Sixty-ninth Regiment Ar mOry this afternoon. The affair is under the auspices of the Southern Industrial Educational society, for the benefit of the mountain whites.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
Paint In Japan.

It is estimated that Japan con sumes sl5.OOO.Oo0 worth of paint an uually About S5 per cent Of this to- tai is imported Japan also has a paint making factory. with capital of $50O. 900.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-12-28
DANCE.
Grand

Grand masquerade ball tonight CDec. 2S). Given by Jledmen at K Of P Hall. Admission s1.00. Spectators soc. PSI
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1911-01-07
Escaped With His Life.

''Twenty-one yars ago / faced an
awful DEATH" writes, H. B. Martin,
Port Harrelson, S. C. Doctors said
l had consumption and the dreadful
cough l had looked like 1t, sure
enough. l tried everything. l could
hear Of, for my cough, and was un-
der the treatment Of the best dostor
in Georgetown, s. c., for a year, but
could get no relief. A friend advised
me to try DR.. Kings New Dis
covery. l did so, and was COM
pletely cured. / feel that l owe my
life to this great throat and lung
eare. at It is is positively guaranteed for
coughs, colds, and all bronchial af-
fections. soc and $1.00. Trial bot
tie free at all druggists.