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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
Does the Title Fitt

II may take a little time to get accus-
toned to the title, The Peace kaiser"
conferred upon Emperor William by Con-
gresham Bartholdt in Berlin in presenting
to the kaiser and the German people the
statues of Baron Won Steuben. But It is an
undoubted improvement upon that of THE
German War Lord"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Omaha's marrying preacher has
moved his high water mark of couples
united by him in wedlock up to 1890.
1t would be interesting to know how
many OF them have since been dis
unitad
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

II the salary OF supreme court jus
tees should be raised to $3.50 the
president viii have a much longer list
from which TO select the next ap-
pointee than he had the last time.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

johnson has the Yankees COM
pletely at his mercy" What great bat
tie of the rebellion does that refer to?
Address answers to our puzzle de-
partnent.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

The esteemed marquis of Queens
bury came clear from England TO tell
us how the Gotch-Hack match came
out. His verdict is that Gotch threw
but a shadow OF the real Hack. How
deucodly clevsh OF the marquis,
doncherknow. to put US hip.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
5Iodesty Goes to the Mat.
NIax,oIapd plain DAaler.

A New York milliner had so much DELI
cacy of mind that he disliked TO annoy his
fashionable customers with bills. He made
an assignment the other day and it is be-
lieved the assignee will have no qualms
over dunning the society debtors early and
late
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
AUGUST CIRCULATE
47,543

State Of Nebraska, County Of Douglas, SIS,
Dwight Williams, circulation manager Of
The Bee Publishing company being duly
sworn, SAYS that the average daily circu-
lation, less spoiled unused and returned
copies, for the month Of August, 1911. was
1888. DWIGHT WILLIAMS,
Circulation Manager.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn 10
before me this tth day of September 1911
(Seal) ROBERT HUNTER
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
CHEEKY TRIPLES.

The young, man in the parlor scAns had
just proposed.
Cant you read the answer in my face,
George7" queried the blushing maid
"Or course not, darling" he replied
your face is anything but plain. Chicago
News.
Mrs. Henpecque-Wers you going down
for the third time. John, when the life
Mr.. Henpecque Cregretfuly)-No, my
dear; 1t was the thirteenth!"-Puc
You used to say" she complained, that
you counted that day lost when you did not
hear the sound OF my voice"
Yes. l know, he replied. and I shall
never cease to long for those dear lost
days. Chicago Record-Herald.
81 seen in some place they have decided
woman is young az IS years What do
you think is the real test OF woman's
Il guess it is marriage. Baltimore
American.
why, how do you do, my dear STRIP
You can't just place me, can your
"Oh, yes, indeed. You are Mr., Bjenks.
whom / meet in the humorous paragraphs
nearly every day."-Buffalo Express.
why is It. doctor, groaned the victim,
y dssa s RsS SoothSgy the
man with the forceps, there wouldn't be a
dental college in all this broad land II 1t
wasn't for the nerves in teeth. Chicago
Tribune
Williams-This is a queer world.
viii often get united. but never just as he
is ready 70 take them off.-Judge.
$50 you're actually going 70 marry young
Wastelyi Why, there's nothing TO him but
his follies and big bank account.
well, you can rely on me to change all
thst."-st Louis Republic
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
The Commission Plan
OF Omaha voters for the New
Form of city Government.
RncI. TO RrNanismf

0I, LVuIo NIUUE- II6IIIONIaI
Omaha has adopted the commission plan
Of government the initiative. the referen-
dunn and the recall, all at one dose. The
democratic foes OF Mr.. Bryan having been
running the city government of Omaha for
a. few years past. this violent reaction Is
perhaps only what should be expected.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Our old friend, Jasper L. McBrien,
has publicly taken oath to fight the
liquor traffic to a finish. A very lsud-
able ambition. the only wonder being
that the Job has lasted so long.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
what, Neverf
Houston Post.

Mr.. Bryan reiterates his determination
never to run for president again. BY shap-
ing that luminous decision into peroration
for all his public addresses We believe Mr..
Bryan might materially fatten the gate re-
ceipts.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

II j. Ham Lewis tries to make his
whiskers an issue in the Illinois SEN
atorial campaign, somebody is apt to
say they are adulterated with benEoste
of soda
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
pornrtly should have The Bee,
mailed to them. Address will be
changed as often a. requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Speaking of the fearlessness with
which Premier Laurier challenges his
retirement, a man of 20 can do that
with comparative comfort of mind.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Last time it was the Square Meal
ers" who took the democratic money,
which job this time is evidently Gov
eted by the Liberal Republicans.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

writer to the New York Times
protests against too much horn
blowing" 1t might be in autoing or
politics.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Still, a meeting between Candidate
Hartman and Mike" Harrington
would be expected to develop more
enlivening features.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

The taxi would make a bigger hit
with the property owner by changing
its ominous name.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

II Admiral Togo came over here to
put himself in line for a magazine
writing job he ought to have sue
ceeded
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Before the people knock out pugil
isan some real old John L. blows will
have to be dealt.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

The Harmon boom at least seems to
be conservative.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

The farmer says he gets less than
one-third of the consumers dollar.
Still, that is as much as the consumer
often gets
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

What is the matter with the world,
anyway? 1t is not going to suit Uppie
Sinclair, Emma Goldman or Hacken-
schmidt.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Could it be possible that NE
braska's leading democratic daily" had
announced it's choice of Harmon pre-
maturelY?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Take notice that Joe Bailey did not
announce his intention to quit until
the dissolution of the Standard OIL.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

In considering new sites for the ma
tional capitol, don't overlook Hum
boldt, la.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Mrs Gotch sat by while her husky
husband Rugged Hack and did not get
bit jealous.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

James Eads How says he will march
q band of hoboes to Washington. How?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Colonel George Harvey speaks of
zone democratic blunder" Which one !?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08
Marquette Hotel
Iath and WashinRton Ave

18th and Washington Ave
ST. LOUIS. MO.
400 Rooms. 500 and $3.50. with
bath, 32.OO to $3.50. A Hotel for your
Mother. Wife and Sister.
7. IL. Clancy, Prea.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Mrs, Representatives you going down
for tho third time, John, when the life
guard saved you?
Mr.. Henpeoque Gegretfuly)-No my
dear; 1t was the thirteenth! PUCK.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

Wiliams-This Is a queer world.
Walker-Right you are; a mans shoes
will often get united. but never Just as he
is ready 70 take them off.-Judge.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

why how do you do. my dear STRIP
You can't just place me, can your
"Oh, yes, indeed. You are Mr.. Bjenki
whom / meet in the humorous paragraph
nearly every day"-Buffalo Express.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-08

80 you're actually going 70 marry young
Wastelyi Why, there's nothing to him but
his follies and a big bank account"
We'll you can rely on me TO change all
thst"-St Louis Republic
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
EXCUSE FOR HIS LAUNDERING
Ideal Walter, True to the End, Had
Seen Working Under Pretty
Heavy Handicap.

He was an immaculate servant. To
watch him serve a salad was to watch
an artist at work. To hear his sub
dued accents was a lesson in the art
Of voice-production. He v slipped,
he never smiled, and his mutton-chop
whiskers marked him as n Of the
old and faithful stock. But one eve
ming, to the surprise Of his master, he
showed unaccountable signs Of nerv-
BUSINESS. When the chicken came on,
he confused it with the pheasant. He
served everything in the wrong or
der, made blunder after blunder, and
put q final touch to his shame by up
setting the salt over the only super
stitious member of the party. Then,
1t last, when the ladies had retired to
the drawing room, he touched his mas
ter on the shoulder. 81 beg your par,
don, SIR" he said in a respectful IN
dertone, but could you manage to
spare me now? My house is On fire."
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
PLANS new HIGHWAY
RIVER-TO-RlvER ROAD MOVE
MENT IN DAKOTA.
Big Meeting Planned to Be He'll
at Hishmore on July
18th,

Observation-Disclosures of the good
roads movement in central South Da-
kota between the Missouri and Jim
rivers are planning for a monstrous
river to river road convention at High
more, July II.
Highmore is exectly between Pierre,
on the Missouri river, II Huron, on
the Jim, and the Commercial club OF
Highmore has, in the past two years,
moved the rocks and secured grades
on a large part of the roads running
into Highmore.
The road will be run through VOL
sey, washington, Vayland, ST. Law
renee, Miller, Highmore, Holabird and
Blunt. This road is the finest natural
highway in the state, there being
practically no grades, and it is pre-
sumed that the boards of county COM
missioners of Hughes, Hyde, Hand
and Beadle counties will lend their eff
forts in the securing of this model
highway connecting the cities of HUI
ron and Pierre. The road runs nearly
straight east and west from Huron to
Blunt, and can, without any great diff
ticulty, be placed in good condition.
Large delegations Of automobile
owners, farmers and representatives
of the Commercial clubs, of the re-
%spective cities are coming, and 1t will
be a gala day at Highmore.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
h:AI2N1.|
Af>UI7ES
Mixed varieties OF corn is a /

Mixed varieties OF corn is a bad
policy.
Disk stubble to a uniform depth and
not too deep.
The ~so-called Canada thistle is a ma
tive of Europe.
Disk stubble when ground is moist
on the surface.
Tile should be straight, cylindrical
and well burned.
Cowpeas and sorghum sown to-
eether constitute an almost ideal bal
anced ration.
Transplanting young plants too
early in the season is often the rea-
son that they act like dwarfs by be-
ing slow in starting to grow.
The cowpea, when mixed with ORR
makes good silage. and we have cry
little doubt that the mixture with KAT
nr corr would make an excellent crop.
Although sunnower seed IL a good
feed. the crop is not extensively grown
probably because it Is SO hard to
harvest and the yield is not SO great
as that of corn
The farm team and the work oxen
should have extra care, shelter, well
lighted and aired stables that are
kept clean. Give a good thick bed OF
straw at night.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
TIMOTHY AND RED TOP HAY
Grass Should Be cut for Market Be-
fore Seed Rlpens-Excellent for
All Young Stock.

Timothy should be cut for market
before the seed ripens. Farmers usu-
ally get their wheat hauled into the
barn before commencing to cut tim
othy as the wheat Is the more valu-
able crop, and should be hauled in be-
fore the grain is damaged by heavy
rains.
When timothy is fully ripe, a good
plan is to cut as soon as he lev is
off in the morning, rake up in the aft
ernoon and rack and the next day haul
in or stack in the field. With a full
force of hands this Is the best and
cheapest way, the hay is cut, cured and
stacked before 1t becomes SO dry as
to break in the handling of it. The
side delivery hay rake, the rake load
er and the hay fork in the hands Of
competent men make quick work. Red
top makes a slow growth at first and
ripens the latter part Of July. 1t is
we'll to have a field of red top for win
ter feed. This grass thrives best upon
low damp meadow land. If plenty Of
seed is sown, it will drive out almost
all weeds and grasses, and the land If
deep and rich will give a heavy yield
of fine excellent hay, which all stock
are very fond.
The timothy and red top meadows
should not be pastured unless tho sec
ond growth is luxurant.
II possible the second growth clover
should be cut for seed, or for hay. The
second growth of clover will make
horses slobber in mid-winter. but the
hay is excellent for cows, sheep and
young stock.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
BUDDING IS DELICATE WORK
Operation Requires Much Care fot
success and Should Be Done Be-
fore Bark Sticks to Tree.

The operation of budding must be
done carefully to succeed. Use very
sharp knife, cut out the bud with
a shield Of bark at least an inch
long and there should be a little
wood under the bud. The incision
In the stock must be carefully made,
that the cut bark is not bruised.
After this bud Is placed. h op-
Grafton may all fail from improper
tying. The rafla for tying should be
wet first. then dried over night, draw
tightly covering all the shield, but not
the bud. Tie with double knot. After
two weeks this string must be cut and
removed, but at the same time the up
per end the shield must be retied. The
upper end unites with stock slowly,
and often loosens and rolls back. This
means failure, SO that the secon
tying is needed to get a good stand OF
buds. This work is done In July and
August always before h bark sticks
to the tree, while it is loose and easily
raised.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
DISTINCT TYPES OF CABBAGE
There Is Much Variation In Shape
Color, Character and Texture Of
Leaf-AlI Are Hardy.

There are three distinct types o.
cabbage with reference to the shape OF
the head-namely, round, oval and a
Some varieties are distinct in type,
while others partake Of two or more
shapes due to crossing in seed produo-
ton. There is much variation in the
shape. color. character and texture 81
the leaf. ranging from regular straight
edges, almost white, smooth and ten
der, to irregular, almost fringed edges,
dark purple color and coarse. tough
texture.
Generally speaking, all varieties are
hardy. but there is some variation in
hardness. Usually the purplish green
varieties with crinkled and fringed
leaves are harder than the whitish
green sorts with smooth. regular
leaves. The cold-resisting varieties
are also the most heat-resisting.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
LADY is HEAVY CONSUMER.
ers, Who AcquIesce Cheerfully
to the Condition.

ers, Who AcquIesce CheerfuIIy
to the Condition.
Economically the lady is supported
by the toll of others, but while this is
equally true of other classes OF socie-
ty, the oddly of her, case consists of
the acquiescence of those most con-
cerned. The lady herself feels no un-
easiness in her equivocal situation,
and the toilers who support her do so
with enthusiasm. She is not a pro-
Queer; in most communities produc-
tive labor is by consent unladylike.
On the other hand, she is the heaviest
of consumers.
The women of the working classes
have been saved by their work itself.
In the shop and the factory they have
learned what the nursery can teach.
But the lady has mad no social train
ing whatever; the noticeable weak
ness of her play at bridge is a tenden-
cy to work. for her own hand. AS the
gentlemen decays, the lady survives
as the strongest evidence of his for
mer predominance. Where he set her,
there she stays. One after another
the fabrics hat supported her have
tottered, but she remains adapting
herself to each new set Of circum-
that an advancing social sentiment
will %extinguish her altogether, but she
can never be forgotten.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
FARM AND
GARDEN
WI VARIETIES OF BlNDWEED
0ne 10 Perennial and Other Annual
Latter Quite Common In Grain
Fleids-One Curo.

There are two troublesome weeds
known by the name bindweed. one BE-
ing annual the other perennial. The
annual Is quite common In grain fields.
where 1t twinss around the growing
stalks. The perennial sort has finer
stems but winds around the stems OF
other plants in much the same way
as the annual. The flowers Of the
perennial arc small, about one inch
across, white or rose colored. A pc
culiaFity Is that careless cultivation in
the trouble by carrying the
roots from place to place. II the
patches, when first discovered. are left
without cultivation for q time then
ploughed shallow and narrowed fro
quently the weed may be kept in
check.
Where there are small patches con
venient to buildings, n Of the best
ways is to seed down to grass as
quickly as possible. and then pasture
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16

Growers of cabbage plants who have
,een annoyed by maggot injury to
their seed beds will find much to en-
courage them in Bulletin 334 Of the
New York agricultural station, at
Geneva, N. Y. This bulletin summar-
lies the experience of IL growers who
screened their beds In 1910, and not
only escaped maggot and flea beetle
injury, but also had earlier, better
plants under the cheese-cloth than
they got from seed sown at the same
time on u%nscreened areas alongside.
the expense OF screening varied from
six to twenty cents a thousand plants,
averaging about twelve cents. The
bulletin, like others available at the
station, will be sent without charge to
those who write for It.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, $50 3
jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, dc not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your communi'
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had a personal inter
view. 4
MUNYON'S Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartcs. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour. they DO
not grippe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions OF the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
c~orrects constipation. In my OPINION
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman Whs
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have a clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
/ had my way / would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths OF the catharCcs thaC az
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms Of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they 70
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
MUNYON'S Paw Paw Pills are q tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead Of impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get Al
the nourishment from food that il put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, y
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing 40 pills,
IS cents. Munyon's Laboratory, Odd 3
Jefferson SITS. Philadelphia.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
AT 60 DEGREES BELOW ZERO.
How the Intense Cold of Winter In
the Far Northwest Affects Man
and Animals.

HOW the intense Cold OF "Inter IN
the Far Northwest Affects Man
and Animals.
II" asked an Alaskan pioneer who
was crossing to his old home in Swe-
den what happened when the Their
mometer goes down to 60 and 80 de-
grees below zero" said Marshall J.
Taylor, of Seattle Wash. cat 60 de-
grees below" he said, "the exposed
ears, hands or nose will freeze in going
a quarter of a mile under ordinary cir
stances; but the children go and come
from school as usual without suffering
from the cold provided their faces and
hands are protected.
They soon get used to it. But eau
ton must be used to avoid drawing
the cold air into the lungs, and 1t is
dangerous to breathe through the
mouth. More die from pneumonia
brought on by freezing the lungs in
that way than from any other form Of
exposure. Horses are protected by
breathing bags, which extend down
from the nose Of the animal about IS
inches and are open at the bottom.
The breath which is exhaled warns
the air in the bag before it is inhaled
and drawn into the lungs. And men
year a 'parky' or headdress which
extends over the face and affords SINH
lar protection.
"In the Canadian districts the north
west mounted police regulate the
treatment of horses on the freight
wagons and stage lines in a most hui
a manner, so as to prevent them
from suffering in this way."-Wash.
ington Herald.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1911-06-16
DOCTOR PRESCRIBES
CUTICURA REMEDIES

II wish to let you know of a couple
Of recent cures which I have made
by the use of the Cuticura Remedies.
Last August, Mr.. - Of this city
came to my office, troubled with a
severe skin eruption. 1t was dermatitis
in it's worst form. 1t started with a
slight eruption and would affect most
parts Of his body, thighs, elbows,
chest, back and a~bdomen-and would
terminate in little pustu1es. The itch
ing and burning was dreadful and he
would almost tear his skin apart, try
ing to get relief. I recommended all
the various treatments I could think
Of and he spent about fifteen dollars
on prescriptions, but nothing seemed
to help him.
"In the meantime my wife, who
was continually suffering with a slight
skin trouble and who had zee try.
ing different prescriptions n meth.
DDS with my assistance, told me she
was going to get some of the Cuticura
Remedies and give them a fair trial.
But as I did not know much about
Cuticura at that time 1 was doubtful
whether it would help her. Her skin
would thicken, break and bleed, es.
pecially on the fingers, wrists and
arms. I could do nothing to relieve
her permanently. When b first ap.
piled the warm baths Of Cuticura
Soap and applications Of Cuticura
Ointment she saw a decided improve
ment and in a few days she was COM
pletely cured.
IT lost no time in recommending
the Cuticura Remedies to Mr.. -,
and this was two months ago. I told
him to wash with warm baths Of the
Cuticura Soap and to apply the Cuti-
cura Continent generously. Believe
me, from the very first days use OF
the Cuticura Remedies he was greatly
relieved and today he is completely
cured through their use. I have great
faith in the Cuticura Remedies and
shall always have a good word for
them now hat I am convinced Of
their wonderful merits" (Signed) B.
l.. Whitehead, M. D., 108 Dartmouth
st., Boston, Mass, July %, 1910.