Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-04

l the hangman at the Green Dragon. in 1 Fleet street. where Le took refresh. ment with his admirers and sold the I fatal rope at the rate of slxpenee per .;;se;a ..;;se;a.
 5iotted Out "Lord Pena."
 The frar book of any kind publish. cd in Philadelphia was Atkins Al. manack for the year lGs6. It was an unpaged pamphlet of ten leaves. only two copies of which alc now known Co be in existence The first copy of the Aimanacis printed was sent to Colonel Markham. Penn's deputy. who reported Co the council that the book had erroaeously declared Pennsylva- uia Co have been founded by Lord Penn. The council disap-7roved such lHes soundss title and directed the author and painter William Brad. fordl 10 forthwith and efectually blott out ye ~ords Lord Penn This had the effect of recalling the whole edition and the abolition of the obnoxious words.
 No Good to the Landlord. A minister and landlord in a town in Scotland were talking matters over about Q person who wished to become one of the latters tenants.
 Morally he is sound, but financial E he is weak." said the minister.
 "Ah. weel replied the landlord. ''in that case hes a cuid enough sitter for ! you but no for me And the nego- tiations were declared oG.-Lcndou Telegraph.
 None on Hand. ] Doc SqEires was Q queer old "yarb" doctor of decidedly limited education who flourished in New England a good many years ago. One day some one said to tim.
 See here, doc, have you any diplo- ma: :'
 "Waal. no: l ain't got none on hand ! just now, but I'm goin' to dig some ! soon as the ground thaws out in thc ] spring"
 Short Lived Joy.
 Wife twhO last week quarreled with her husband and now seeks him among his companions at the inn- Can you forgive me. Edward?
 Husband you used me very ! bauil. buI tet IL SO- les i Wife-How l thank you for taking me back. And now you're coming straight home with me. What busi ness have you sitting here til II ai night?-I1iegende Blatter.
 Distance Travelled by odors ! As an illustration of the distance odors are carried it is noteworthy that the delicious perfume of the for ests of Ceylon is carried by the wind twenty-five miles out to sea. while in foggy weather travellers 100 miles from the land have recognized their proximity to the coast of Colombia by ] the sweet smell brought then on . breeze from the shore,
 The Stick Insect of Eorneo.
 The longest known insect Is un aoubtedly the stick insect of Borneo Specimens thirteen inches in length have been captured. It is an interest ing example of mimetic coloring. re scnbling in remarkable manner 8 piece of rough stick. On the bough of tree it Is extremely difficult to dis tinguish between the insect and tho bark
 Poison 5ottles.
 To avoid mistakes with poison bot ties. says the Woman's Home Com 2anioE, run common pins upward through the corks. allowing the points to project beyond them. Such bottles will not be picked up by mistake even in the dark.
 This Is Very English. The Sarcastic American discussing Strauss "Salome') )-But I suppose to you one should speak of Sinjun. the I Baptist.
 Miss St. John (coldly)-I know noth- ing about the uonconformist brancn of the family.-London Bystander-
 An Interesting Antique.
 Fine old inn. sir" commented the host. Everything in this house has its story"
 Il don't doubt it," remarked the grouehy tourist And is there any II legend connected with this old piece of cheese e:"-Kansas City Journal
 EeIipsed. i Gunner - What caused Bi!kins and Wilkins 10 get out of the argument so unceremonioGslyz
 Guyer - Well. Bilkins was talking horse. and Wilkins was talking auto mobile, and some one came along who talked airship-Chicago News. The Proof of It.
 Casey (after Riley has fallen five stories)-Are yez dead, Pat? Riley Oi am. Casey-Shure. yer such liar Oi don't know whether to belave yez or not. Riley -Shure, thot proves Ofm desd- Yez wudn't dare call me a liar If ~ wur aloive,-Judge.
 Playing Safe.
 Look here, sir You have been call ing on my daughter every night for the past six monthsF'
 But I can't afford to get married. sir. and if call on any other girl I'm afraid might fan in love with her."-- Smart Set