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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The expansion Of the export trade
Of this nation keeps steadily on.
Whether the tariffs go up or down,
under the Wilson bill, the Dingley bill
the Mckinley bill and the Payne bill,
the value OF the farm and industrial
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Caruso was obliged TO return TO
Italy $4,000 short of what his con.
tracts called for, as result OF throat
trouble. Italy will don mourning in
sympathy when he arrives.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

There is heavy drop in the steel
trust profits, but as Mr.. Carnegie got
an article accepted by the May Cen
fury, he can still furnish a few more
library books.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

That Camorra trial over in Italy
dispenses a brand of justice almost
equal to what is put up by the mock
trial entertainments given by our sew.
ing societies.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A cactus hedge along the Mexican
border would prove discouraging to a
frequent interchange of courtesies be-
tween neiChboTs.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Although the board of health gave
the garbage heap in Mr.. Lorimer' S
back yard a shining coat of whitewash
the neighbors are shifting more sus'
piciously than ever.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

committee places, but the fact that
they wrangle over possession OF the
buck saw is far from indicating a dis.
position to do things to the wood pile
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A Cincinnati judge rules that moth
ers have the exclusive right to spank
the children. We always knew those
messages that President Roosevelt
sent to congress were illegal
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The government is talking OF coin
ing a two.and.a.half.centp iece. One
can already smell the cigar it would
buy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

These trees that are planted on Ar.
Dor day are coming along just in time
to give the horses some nice juicy
bark to nibble at this summer.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

There have been number Of dents
made in the cost of living in the last
three months. Meat, butter, lard and
eggs have all declined appreciably.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The tercentenary Of the King James
bible is celebrated, and some people
copies look as if they had been col.
lecting dust just about that time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

In view of the way the supreme
court makes over our laws, is con.
gress degenerating into kind of nom.
mating committee?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Luther Burbank is working TO i'm.
prove the grape fruit. Let us hope he
will succeed in producing seedless
variety.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The quieting down of the Mexican
war talk makes it clear that what the
Mexicans want is not so much free.
dom as rotation in office.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

As an armistice has been declared
in Mexico, our people on the line will
at least get a chance to plant the
vegetable garden.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05
THE PAPER DUTY.

A strong resolution fayoring free
print paper was passed by the Amer.
lean Newspaper Publishers association
at their meeting in New York the past
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A new town in Kansas half way be-
tween Napoleon and Wellington has
been named Waterloo. Kansas isn't
SO slow.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A. Showers didn't wear his welcome
out by any means. In fact, didn't
stay hardly long enough to leave a
card.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Nobody seems to be worrying about
the dandelion crop.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

1t is said that Madero is insisting
that Diaz' resignation shall not be of
the Senator Bailey type.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

a chunk or two OF hard coal in our
May basket. if you please.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Print a want ad telling what II IS
and what you'll sell it for-and "tur1
il into money"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

You MAY not eat oysters any more
this season.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Some men seek rest when what
they need is TO go to work.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05
AROUND TOWN.

a few golf balls in our May basket,
please.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

No joke is so good that you oughr
to try to tell it over the telephone
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

You cant run away from disgrace
and take your conscience with you.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A Kansas City man is declared a
great athlete because he can throw
wet blanket 200 yards in any gather
ing
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05
Dam Near Went Out.

The Pierce dam near went out last
Friday.-News item.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Norfolk needs TO draw two depotS
and hospital to fill its hand.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Those who get beat are the ones
who insist there is nothing in politics
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

And the appearance of three blades
OF bluegrass Tor should one say
spears?) likewise helps some.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A travelling man who visits with the
help is never very strong with the
proprietor
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

But even though we had to take care
of furnace, there was one thing to
be thankful for: We didn't have to
go out into the cold, cold garage and
let the water drain out of any auto.
mobile tank. There are compensa-
lions. after all
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Yes, we'll take coal in our May
basket.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

TO tell the truth, we could use two
depot fires at once, to good advan.
tare
Here's new suggestion for you to
For that matter, it's been about
time for good many years
think about: Norfolk needs hospi.
tai.
The Rosebud was willing to stand
for days blizzard, for the moisture
that two feet of snow would mean.
Anybody would be.
The Queen o the May had to wear
furs and her woolens to keep from
freezing TO death.
The job hunters are after Hunters
job.
The May flowers haven't come
through yet; it's enough to get the
trains through.
Norfolk needs a hospital
Why doesn't somebody invent "A loft.
er that will loft?
Don't fret about the fruit. It won't
help things the least bit
Can anybody remember month of
May when We didn't get a killing
frost? What's the use?
How old does a boy have to be be.
fore he can be given the job of TAX
ing care of the furnace?
You cant make bogy score at F.
G.. with Soft G..
And the three chunks OF hard G..
that came in that May basket didn't
last long enough to make a record
with
But even though we had to take care
of a furnace, there was one thing to
be thankful for: We didn't have to
go out into the cold, cold garage and
let the water drain out of any auto.
mobile tank. There are compensa-
tiOnS, after all.
Norfolk needs TO draw two depots
and a hospital to fill its hand.
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
There are more drag.alongs than
complete failures.
1t is probable that you will have 70
make your opportunity.
Some men seek rest when what
they need is TO go to work.
No joke is so good that you ought
to try to tell it over the telephone.
You cant run away from disgrace
and take your conscience with you.
Those who get beat are the ones
who insist there is nothing in politics.
4 travelling man who visits with the
help is never very strong with the
proprietor.
Just because you don't care for con
sequences is no sign you can dodge
them.
Don't sing about the last rose OF
summer hnt think nf tho fret opI no
cheerful.
Considering that ito him that hath
shall be given" the under dog gets
lot of consideration.
Another very common human frail-
ty is to be proud of things which
should cause shame.
1t may be said for the cat that no
one is so stuck on it as TO call il a
Noble Animal
Is there any man SO modest that he
does not feel inflated when he puts
good one over?
Whenever booze or premium
stamps are defendants it isn't hard to
guess the decision.
II you need a few drinks to make
you feel cheerful, you had better go
on with sober crouch.
Here's where | pay as | CO." re-
marked the dead beat, as he bought a
ticket for a late train.
The average wearer Of white shoes
doesn't devote enough time keeping
them at their original color.
There may be some excuse for let
ting your bad temper run away with
! you. but don't push ii along.
| AS a rule, a woman who starts a
breach of promise suit needs money
more than she needs to have her
wounded feelings soothed.
The records OF congress also show
that number OF farmers have been
able TO overcome their deep-rooted
prejudice against the derby hat,
! Tho CrNipu paa6 pf tho 1DN iS a re-
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Just because you don't care for con,
sequences is no sign you can dodge
them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

1t is probable that you will have L
make your opportunity.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The Northwestern has it on the u.
p. somewhat, however - the North
western depot is at least trying to
burn up, while the Union Pacific hasn't
had the decency TO even try to burn.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

About time for another depot fire
in Norfolk
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Not all the May baskets went un.
hung. Maybe there weren't all the
hangings in connection with this one
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Can anybody remember a month o.
May when We didn't get killing
frost? What's the use?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

And the three chunks of hard c.
that came in that May basket didn't
last long enough to make a record
with.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

How old does a boy have to be be
fore he can be given the job of TAX
ing care of the furnace?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

You cant make a bogy score at f
G. with Soft C.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The Chicago Tribune Line O.Type
man has offered to dedicate a bust to
a deserving saint, if he can master
the mashie stroke this summer. We
offer heartfelt sympathy. We've gone
busted trying TO get it,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The senators are quarreling over
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

What's the use of owning a spring
bonnet, when you're always afraid TO
wear it, for fear you'll get caught in
the rain?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

It's the month OF flowers (snow
balls).
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Norfolk needs a hospital.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05
ATcHisoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

There are more drag.alongs thai
complete failures.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Don't sing about the last rose OF
summer, but think of the first and be
cheerful.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

News want ada are effective.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Here's how not 10 cure a cold:
Stand out in the yard with the hose
no2zel in your hand, leaking pure,
cold city water all over your legs
and feet for half an hour.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The old superstition that three
times is the charm" is another fizzle.
Fire has tried to wipe out the North.
western depot at the Junction a half
dozen times within the last year, and
hasn't succeeded yet.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

There's the same lack of evidence
around the site where the Union Pa.
citic depot ought to be.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Considering that ito him that hat
shall be given" the under dog gets
lot of consideration.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

A man will get used to new shoes
in little while, but he requires a
long time to get a diamond ring
broken in" so that he won't notice
IL.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

In fact, it's hard to prove that
there's any depot left standing, as il
is
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

To tell the truth, we could use two
depot fires at once, TO good advan.
tare.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The crying need of the day is re-
former who can induce restaurant
men to increase the homeopathic
doses OF butter they usually serve.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Why doesn't somebody invent loft.
er that will loft?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Another very common human frail
ty is to be proud of things which
should cause shame.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

1t may be said for the cat that NJ
one is so stuck on it as TO call il
Noble Animal
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Kansas City man is declared a
great athlete because he can throw a
wet blanket 200 yards in any gather
ing.
The old superstition that three
times is the charm" is another fizzle.
Fire has tried to wipe out the North.
western depot at the Junction a half
dozen times within the last year, and
hasn't succeeded yet.
But we want to confess one libelous
statement in yesterdays News The
paper said the damage to the depot
amounted TO So. We submit that if
SO worth of damage had been done,
there wouldn't be any depot left at all.
In fact, it's hard to prove that
| there's any depot left standing, as il
Is.
There's the same lack of evidence
around the site where the Union Pa.
citic depot ought to be.
The Northwestern has it on the u.
p. somewhat, however - the North
western depot is at least trying to
burn up, while the Union Pacific hasn't
had the decency TO even try to burn.
Norfolk needs hospital.
Morning, May.
It's the month OF flowers (snow
balls).
Yes, we'll take coal in our May
basket
And the appearance of three blades
OF bluegrass tor should one say
spearsO likewise helps some.
The Chicago Tribune Line-O.Type
man has offered to dedicate bust TO
a deserving saint, if he can master
the mashie stroke this summer We
offer heartfelt sympathy. We've gone
busted trying TO get it.
| Here's how not TO cure a cold:
Stand out in the yard with the hose
nozzel in your hand, leaking pure.
cold city water all over your legs
and feet for half an hour
What's the use of owning a spring
bonnet, when you're always afraid to
wear it, for fear you'll get caught in
the rain?
About time for another depot fire
in Norfolk.
Dam Near Went Out.
The Pierce dam near went out last
Friday.-News item.
Not all the May baskets went un.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

But we want to confess one libelous
statement in yesterdays News. The
paper said the damage to the depot
amounted to IS. We submit that if
SO worth of damage had been done,
there wouldn't be any depot left at all.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

that there ought to have been, but
there was one. The doorbell tipped
and there was the little basket out ON
the doorstep N the chilly night, cry.
ing to come in. But the frost hadn't
hurt IT, II was still fresh and green
And inside were the implements with
which to enjoy life the year round
black diamonds for Furnace Coli
tthree of 'cm) and white little gutta
perCha spheres for the Cow pasture
pool OF the vintage OF 1888 An
Around Town prayer had been an
swered. And enough's enough at
least, until another May day.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The May flowers haven't come
through yet; it's enough to get the
trains through.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

The records OF congress also show
that number of farmers have been
able TO overcome their deep.rooted
prejudice against the derby hat
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

TIE HUse PUBLISHING COMPANY
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Is there any man so modest that h
does not feel inflated when he puts
good one over?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Morning, May.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Here's a new suggestion for you to
For that matter, it's been about
line for a good many years.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-05

Every Friday by mail per year, s1.5O
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12
ONE URGENT BILL.

That legislative bill which provides for the removal of the authority of capital punishment from the hands of a jury, now in the legislature, and which places the responsibility of pun ishment under first degree murder convictions in the hands of the court should be passed at once
 An example of the need of such a bill Is shown every time a jury is drawn in murder case.
 During the last week at Malvern a murder case has been in progress. There were 2f jurors disqualified by the court and % of these were dis qualified because they would not sign verdict where tae penalty was death, The other two had formed opin- ions from reading of the case.
 Twenty-Five good jurors, qualified in every other way to pass on a case. are removed from service because they are unwilling to sign a verdict where the penalty is death.
 Very seldom Is the extreme penalty of the law applied in murder cases, but the juror. to he qualified. must swear that he has no seruples against death punishment.
 If the legislature will take the re. sponsibllity of the death punishment from the juror in murder cases there will be far greater number of con victions for the various degrees of murder And if there are more peni- tentiary sentences there will be few CT tragedies enacted
 If the prosecuting attorneys of the state had their way they would re- move capital punishment. Lawyers ac. tive in criminal cases, as a rule would not like to to see 1t abolished IL is the harbor for many q criminal The argument is always made if the ac- cused is guilty as charged he should be hung: if not guilty as charged there should be an acquittal Juries are prone to leniency. and in almost every case tried, when middle ground cannot be found, will acqui. before they will hang man.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12
ONE BIG FOOL.
But He Doesn't Live in Hot Springs Nor Read the Sentinel Record.

But He Doesn't Live in Hot Springs
 Nor Read the Sentinel Record IA man in Connecticut gave a doc tor. a specialist in catarrh, $50 to cure him of this common yet most ob- ncxious disease.
 The specialist gave him bottle of medicine and told him to use it.
 The fool took the medicine home, took one dose. put it on shelf and made no further effort to follow in- structions.
 Three months later with the medi- cine still on the shelf he told friend that the specialist was fake; that he had paid him $50 and still had ca tarrh
 iHYOMEI (pronounoe it High-o-mel won't cure catarrh if you don't breathe it; 1t win if you breathe it regularly.
 Furthermore, you don't need to give a catarrh specialist $50 to cure you of catarrh for the specialist is yet to be born who can write bet ter prescription than HYOMEI.
 Sorrells Drug Company and drug gists everywhere guarantee HYOMEI to cure catarrh or money back A complete outfit which consists of Q bottle of HYONIEI, a hard rubber inhaler and simple instructions for use costs only s100. Separate bottles of HYoME if afterwards needed cost but 90 cents.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12
MILK MEN OBJECT.

Boston. Mass, Feb. 11.-4Claiming to represent the farmers of Maine, New Hampshire Vermont, Massachu- setts. Connecticut and eastern New York, President s. H. Abbott and Sec retary w. H. Hunter. of the New England MIX Producers Association have mailed to every New England representative in the national hense and senate letter protesting against the free entry into the United States of Caadian farm products.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

An organization known as the Ma tional Grange, and claiming to repre- sent 100000 farmers, has started a war on reciprocity. When the rank and file of that body get their eyes and ears open to the real conditions there will be an awful scampering oi leaders.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12
OPENING
Uncle Sam Loan Company, 6fS Central Avenue.

s2,500 worth of unredeemed pledges consisting of diamonds. watches, jew elry, trunks, valises and all kinds oi leather goods.
 Loans made on collateral from sl 10 s5,000. Watches and jewelry re paired by an expert. All work strictly guaranteed
 Don't forget yor will save from 25 to 40 per cent on anything you buy from Us. 1-22 I'm.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

It Is just as necessary that na- tional resort like Hot Springs be ad. yertised to the world. as that a New York or Chicago department store, anticipating patronage from all over the country, should advertise.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12
cANsy POST.

Canby Post No. 5. Grand Army of the Republic, will observe Lincoln Memorial service at their hall in the Federal building in Hot Springs. Sun day, February 12. 1911. at ? o'clock pm.
 The Ladies of the Grand Army and ali visiting comrades are especially in- vited
 JOHN LEONARD. Commander.
 2-l1-2t
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

From all reports there was a large gathering of the Rubberneck family around and abom the vicinity of one of the Gould residences in New York recently. It is the same old story about it taking all kinds of people to make world such as the metropolis
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Benjamin. the great Franklin, had a brother Jim, and had he lived until now he would have seen 214 more or less hard winters and summers. As the Troy Press says, however. that he had brother Ben was his only claim to distinction.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

A man down in the east saw fit to die and leave a girl who had refused to marry him $l0O,000. Just because of such trifiing incident this com ment has been made; Some men never forget a kindness"
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Dorothy Arnold Is an aeroplane girl. otherwise how could she be in Hot Springs, New York and Memphis at one and the same time?
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Nothing strange about Edison's prediction that the horse will be a genuine curiosity in 20 years His disappearance even now is more rapid than ever before.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

The news that ] Pierpont Morgan's favorite dish is corned beef and cab bage may have tendency to bring him nearer the common people.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Delay is defeat. and if the people of Hot Springs expect any leglsclatioa for Hot Springs they should get to. gether now and try to secure it.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Evidently the gamblers have heard the cry of wolf 80 long they don't realize when real danger approaches.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

What medicine has achieved may be wide field for conversation. but what nature has cured would sub merge if in interest.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Mary Garden is going to write her autobiography and quite naturally will expect to reap harvest of the coin of the realm
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Some great battles are being tough; and wrestled with pen. ink and paper these days.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

ilf Baltimore fails to get the demo- cratic national convention 1t will not z1e because of procrastination.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

The advertising fand is the one thing upon which there should be no split.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12
MRS. E. N. sHRlMpLIN. pron

MRS. E. Nj. sHRiMPLlN, Prop. Hot and Cold Running Water in Rooms steam Heat Electricity and Gas Ranges. One half block froDa Bath House Row. Teiepnone 47s. 22o Proapeet Av.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Women's millinery continues to be of the high-low-game variety.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

There is no law against painting 3 town ned in vermillion county. Illi- nois,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

The time to get together for legis- latlon Is before the legislative session has adjourned.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

IL spells J-.I-a-r-e-z. It is pronounced War-ez.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

poses to do. let's cooperate for ac- tual results.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

The wages of sin, however, Is not death, always. if that sin happens only to be murder.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

But perhaps the term pneumonia cars" are also justified in the weath- CT.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Kentucky boasts the inveterate bride"
The Sentinel=record., 1911-02-12

Another week of the legislature in history and no water hot,