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New-York tribune., 1911-10-26
ARMY AND NAVY ORDERS.
From The Tribune Bureau
Washington, October

ORDERS IssUED.-The following orders
have been issued:
Colonel WILLIAM c. BUTTLER, infantry un-
co,onsi ISHS ava LTTDEEN. coast artillery.
Major 5rOH ERHEsT HiNbs. 9th Field Artillery. to
Name Of Major WILLIAM IASsITER, General
stan. placed on list detached officers name
tHery, 20 command 1st Battalion, Fort Sill.
Captain CAMPBELL +. BABCOCh. quarter
master from Seattle to San Francisco trans
Captain JAMES NJ. LOVE. Jr.. 10Th Infantry,
to Washington, Division ~ Militia Affairs
Captain ERNEST \. GREENOUGH, paymsster,
10 15Oth Company. coast artillery, Novem-
bcr 2s. ,. .,
lery from both to 63d Company .,
Leaves OF absence. Captain HAROLD NJ: JOSS
Philippine Scouts two months, FIRST Lieu
tenant GEORGE DANf, Pnlllpplhe SCOUTS
one month.
Lieutenant L. CRESAP, detached the Drayton; to
the New Hampshire.
Ilertenant G. 5 BRYAN. detached the Dixie; to
tarIed the West Virginia. home. await orders.
Eslsign s +. Helm. detached the Smith; to the
Ensign sii's NJ r. PIERCE detached the Montana;
Ensign c. L. LOTHROP, Jr., detached the Mon
ID
t,sisn nm ! r. HOOVER detached the Pauldlng; TO
Ensign W p HAYES. detached the Birmins-
Dns!gn e4' b. ~ F. Dt'CBY. detached the Reid; to
rnsign e II. LOFTIN. detached the Marietta;
rrsigr 'i F. r VAN AUCKEN. detached the Des
Moines; to the Connecticut .,., -. ,,,r,-
Ensign W. ". LAWRENCE, detached the Mari
eta. to the New Jersey. ,..,
Ensign ]. r. BEARDALL, detached the Culgoa;
,rids6bman o 5ag j "'f. H. BIRDsALL. detached the
New Hampshire; leave OF one MONTH from
midsSipman II. @ COOPER. detached the Pres
MidsSipman "a '' r. n COMFORT detached the
Rhode Island to The Birmingham m tho
Fiusser; 20 the Des Moines.
Pavmaster r. T. HAIL. TO navy yard. Wash
PaymSstcrs master clerk J. X p. HYsLoP, appointed;
10 the Massachusetts,.
Paymaster's Clerk J. Y. FULLER Cretired). dis
missed.
MOVEMENTS OF WARsHIPS-The fol-
lowing movements of vessels have been re-
ported 20 the Navy Department:
ARRIVED.
Oc, % The Waban. at Havana the Eagle. at
oct. 2i-The Stringham. the Hercules and the
De Long, at Norfolk, ne raven. az MorG6 NOT
New York. the Iro.uOis. at san Diego: the
Arc,husa. and the Mars. AT Sewall Point the
Connecticut. the Michigan the North pa
kota the Louisiana. the South Carolina, the
Vermont the Minnesota, the Mississippi. tho
Missouri the Georgia. the Nebraska, the
PamNtnt, at New York CRY.
SAILED.
oct ai-The strngham. from Hampton Roads
for Norfolk. the Morris. from Newport for
navy yard. NeSy York: the PrOmetheus. from
Tfburon FOR san Diego; the Hector. from
Iamhert's Point FOR New York; the Arethusa
aud the Mars. nom Norfolk Tor Sewalis
Point; the Raleigh from san Francisco for
New-York tribune., 1911-10-26

ORDERS IssUED.-The following orders
have been issued:
ARMY.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

state Normal. AT liarrIsonburg. Miss
Minnie Deidrich: TO Wesleyan univcr-
sity, In Ohio, Miss Mary Chamberlain:
to V. NJ. l., Moore Williams: 10 Wash
inston and Lee University. a. r. WSsr
and j. +. West. Jr.
Rev ". j.. Dunaway, Jr.. of Bcclllcy.
W. VA, visited here this week.
Mrs. &. W. Watson and daughters. OF
Cullen, were the guests Of Mrs Wai-
sons brothers in Waverly for the pas
few days. They left on Thursday 10
visit the home OF Colonel j. z. West.
of suffolk.
Miss Minnie Ray. of Washington D..
g., IS the guest Of s. q. Wctzler at tho
Wcstbrook Hotel.
Miss Mae Rowe and George Rove.
OF Fredericksburg. visited friends in
Wavcrly last week.
Ben Cobb, Jr, hes returned 10 his
home in Binckstoae. after visiting rcla
tiveS in Waverly.
Mrs. George L. Burt and daughter.
Mary. have returned home after a vieit
10 relatives in Bowling Green
Colonel ]. L. West and family. Of
Suffolk. spent two days with friends
In Wavcrly this week
Dr. Z. y. TONNES has returned horne
after visit to his parental home in
Mnrtiusville.
T. A. Thompson. of Rockbritigo coun-
~, has been the guest of his friends In
Waverly for the past two days.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08
Waverly Social News

Especial to The Tlmes-D Dispatch
Waverly. Va, January THE Christ
mas and New Years holidays were a
gay season for the young people OF
Wavcrly.
The annual german was al the Town
Hall, and was largely attended The
following We're among the couples who
took part In the dances: Miss Mac
Rowe, of fredericksburg. with II. W.
Chappell: MISS Minnie Ray. OF WASH
ington d. c.. with w. T Daniel
Grace West, with Geo. Arnold: Miss
Estelle Fitchette. with " L. Arnold
Miss Myrtle Harrisop. with r. w. Chap
pell; Miss Mary Chamberlain, with
Floyd johnson; Miss Ocie Murray with
w. w. Cobb of Black stone; Miss Lu lie
Blood, with w. II. Johnson: Miss Ruth
Spratiey, with Il. a. Thompson: Miss
Soulic r. Burt, with Jester Gary, of
Delaware. The following men also
tookspart: Cardoza Z. Cobb, OF Black
stone; W. l. Devaney. of DendroM
Turner Wilson, OF Norfolk. and r.
Fleetwood, Jr., r. W. Arnold, William
Murray. and x w. O'Gary, of Waverly.
Chaperons-Mesdames l.. A. Chappell,
s. II. Spratley, j. T.. Hancock and j.
O. Fitchette.
The following students. who spent
tho holidays with their parents in
Waverly. have returned To their re-
spcctive colleges, to resume their
studics To Woman's College, Rich
mond, Miss Evelyn May; 10 state Not
NAL. ut Formvlllc,. Miss Payline
Cheatam. TO v, r. L. j. L, Wilcox to
William and Mary, George Arnold to
Richmond college. V, l. Arnold; to
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

lSpcciai 10 inc Times DiSuutCh 4.
Washington. u. G.. january THE
new year. welcomed With music. song
ana Jest Incident 10 the Official RAISING
Of tEe curtain upon what promises to
he an unusually oriiliunt season. in
hcrltrd serious problems, tho scttiin.
~ which disturbed the holiday rcncc-
IONS ~ statesmen ana their wives
~ ~ Europe, The crisis IN Austria
owing 70 the Empfrol's filling health
and consequent slnckcHing grin mon
inc AFFAIRS 81 tbs llalcidoScppic empire,
j. The Chief source Of anAicty. 50 tho
Temporary loss - society because OF
her Illness of the chatelais,c az Francis
.iosePh'A embassy N Washington on
the eve Of her assuming tho duties nj
privileges OF doyfnue OF Tie diplomats
cprna- IS causing regret and tInca 81 :
ness IN the circle win p foi some wears
has anticipated her social rule Then.
too. coming < il dil before her friends
lad time rcrs onaliv 10 proTe their dis
belief in tho recently published alleged
interview Win her arent WashiNrton's
"provincip Ism the storm clouds still
hover. ana Dam Ruinor is inclined 10
tl'ink the Feumueilcrs would wei.
come . t"aTs'er u another pnst in
ttead pf The honors whirh rhould he
theirs to enjoy ae ectu7l Leaders where
Thy have from trr ia ''-ne Tor mary
Ttis stprm-certrc In tie airlomatiC
cprps hrs rival in popular interest
n ccrtein nrufni- ont real rlilb In
Which clouds nav gathered ana scat.
tered With phriodIc reeninriv eve.
since thc l4fe FTriNr " on orc az 2
Eroup nf etandpattors' Wives -cmnrket
ct function 3 which the hostess was
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08
Social Side of WASHINGTON

assisted by some ''Insurgcnt" congress
sionai women, 'Eehold MS being served
~ an INSURGENTS Wife" rhcn. after
sood-iialnrcdly parrying the subject,
Mrs. insurgcni replied 10 The others
''.esict, with the tcrsc observation
Snpposc We decide That after the votes
are counted in November"
Inc dCnnucmcnt OF this conversation
>" nov. being discussed over the Tea
cups lnr every blessed one OF those
crci! Surc starhputter wiver is dvior
Il !ow bit sure congressional death.
ana ere, destined TO breathe their las t
"lhctRl btcHth March - unless a kind
p7"S id"Miiai hand is outsiretchod with
2 portugal alum TO save their Respective
huSb"HdS--ani this is hardly expected.
in View Of The rather slim pie counter
ard tic irigh-tariT prices
Mrs Taft, who hapnilv is almost re-.
Stored /" neE usual good heoith. never
" hite House than shc dc on Monday.
. the "cMoinl New Years Day" as sb.
walled down the marble stairway lead .
! si'nte hraw''% rooms, or the RIM &c I've
{ 'r"Sid"ot. Preceding the Chief Tvcc-
, htlNc an1 MS wife were his t'~i,, Will
!arN I'D 1rnval aides, aid forowin;
r"' the nlenbc~s of tho GARNET ,uitil
innir wives. From ihis irtereettur
I 80 fhsrc were nissirG the Secrctnry
J "f Wlr aNd Mrs. Dirti-son, who v,nr.
cnn9ldcrire with Measure the rcs'in,n-
ton ~ their social duties IN W. shif,g-
'Nn after ~ absence of ne,rlv sis
/ moths sncrt n forcign lards. whei
I, the sud- n death OF their eldest sol
-inn"o' them irtp d"ep mourning. Tn.
! Secretary of Agriculturc. whose daugh
ter, Miss Florn Wilson, prefers an
! opera'ic II sorinl career. Is no ionect
! hcrh as chatelaine OF his home He
/ therefore, does not come down In m,
line" when The bns,e sounds a stat,
master. General Hitchcock. unless ne /,
pressed into service ~ was the cas-.
on Monday. when he escorted Mrs
Mayer IN the absence Of her hnshand
the Secretary OF the Navy. Miss Heller
Taft. the observed Of all observers die
not appear until near the cni nf III,
Diplomatic part Of tho reception Tho,
she was escorted by her elder brother
Rohcrt TAFT. She wore the simple r!nl
satin gown With white sazin love
skirt IN which she made her debut iuS
month ago. Mrs Taft also wor,
again the dress chrietened on that 90
casou
Ono Of the nret to greet Miss EMer
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08
DEAFNESS CURED
81 have demonstrated that deaf.
ness can be cured. DIR. Guy
Clifford Powell.

The secre, Of how to use tho mysterlou,
and invisible mature forces for tho cure Of
Deafness and Head Noises ms at last been
discovered by the famous Physical Scientist
DIR. Guy clifford Powell Deafness and Hcni
use OF this new and wonderful discovery. III.
Will send all who suffer from Deafness on1
Head Noises full Information how they mnv
he cured, absolutely free. no matter how,
long they have been deaf. or what caused
their deafness. This marvellous Treatment ia
wonder why ii was not discovered befors
Investigators marvel Mt the quick results
Any deaf person can have full informdfInn
how TO be cured quickly and cured to/stnS
cured at homo without Investing a ..cnIt
Write to-day to Dr. Guy clifford Rover : TMC
Bank Building, Peoria. H. and :Scl fnil.ipI
formation OF this new and won6sriui liscoy.
cry, absolutr!y FREQ =
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

nor guests OF Miss Mabel Boardman
-Nncl her large dancing event of the
Nccil was the Bachelors cOiillicn. an
annual affair at which the fate OF the
seasons debutuutes is decided for the
Eiri VINO is a belle that night. is rca-
'onably sure To continue To reign
until ;'n carly marriage changes the
s,Nle of her crown.
Mrs Taft received the guests for
HE Bachelors. assisted by Mrs. Ihaa
taft is y guest at the White House
this week.
Mrs philandcr C. Knox. wife of tho
Story rs hostess on Monday, when
she entertained at brcakfast--l o'clock
representatives.. CT the. thirty-cight
;otHi,n natlons having diniotnauc re re-
hgan did herself proud on Thursday.
men she inauguratcd the series of
dinners 10 be given by members OF
The Cabinet according to custom.
complimentary 10 the President and
his wife. on both occa sions Mrs
itnoN was assisted by her sons and
Knox. Jr, and Mr. and Mrs. Reed
I.ncX.
The presence. of a brdeto-bo in
The German embassy. a young woman
guest from across the sea, at the
British embassy. a real live chatclalnc
III The person of q charming Ameri-
calnc at the Turkish embassy. and a
dcbutentc daughter in the new Italian
ar!lassador's family, are inspiring the
diplomltic corps to break Its own
lcr"rd FOR dinner giving and other
hospitalties.
81 the Norwegian legation this week
iS olaf :elmer-A ndresscn. librarian Of
the Nobel Institute at ChriStianis.
Yhe Guatemalan minister has as
Ms house guest Juan Barrios. the Min
lister of Foreign Affairs Of Guatc-
maia, whose present visit Is his SEQ
md trip to the United States. Wash
i,gton is also enjoying visits from Sir
James Darlington. recently defeated
ny John Burns In the general cleo
tons In England: Sir John and Lady
harrington. aleo of London. who are
nlyinG their annual visit to the lat
.cra mother. widow OF United states
senator Mcmillan, OF Michigan.
Suggestive or the soverworkcd sub
: iect Of forestry and conservation were
the little trees and tiny bushes used as
iavors At recent dinner In the smart
| set Among the specimens Were green
| pnc trees. growing In Inc inch square
white enamel tubs with gold knobs.
There were also tiny rose bushes
| blooming in harmony With tho gen
e,al color scheme Of Tie other an
Among tho new dinner cards ono
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

with 9 Happy New Year" was Miss
Ethel Roosevelt. who came to Wash
ngton last week for the ball ut the
White House, and has remained "a
the house guest of her brothcr-in-lnw
and sister. Representative ana Mrs.
l.onSworth. Kermit Roosevelt, recent
~ famed as the companion Of his faith
- on t:lo African Jungle expedition.
was also here during; the carly week.
When asked how her mother was. Mias
Ethel cordially replied Just as well
as can be. thank you, and looks quite
thirty. Gears younger than when She
left Was hinSton.'
Though Miss Ethel and her brother
CGt 4
given at The White House for de-
official society two years ago, she
took in" the EohoEi J. Wynnos's
OF Miss Ruth wynno. ana the ball
siven TUESDAY evening by Mira. L. q.
Preceding the latter event. Miss
tait and she were the special din
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

how things
future delivery, March
selling you cannot afford to poSpon buying NOW what
need LATER We
all require keep for anything
small credit provides
reliable people Buy LATER your
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08
Boone Kitchen Cabinets

Get one Of these Cabinets on our casy-way
to-pay plan, a most agreeable way OF owning the
best arranged Kitchen Cabinet You can buy
One OF the finest things housewife could wish
TO have. Sold on merit TO thousands Of people
We have great assortment Of these Cabi
nets to select from, at prices ranging from SIS
to $40. The supply OH hand is 50 great that We
ourselves to the statement that 10 matter what
price YOU care 10 pay, VIC can supply you with a
Boone Kitchen Cabinet that will fill your needs,
satisfy your taste and please your purse.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

notes quaint figures of men and wo-
men. which stand by the help of n
.asteboard back. What these are sug
gestlvc of is not whispered in Gath.
though many who have seen them are
nodding their heads with Il knowing
look
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

The fourw of this
SOHO business organization nstnctiely that il the
greatest lione Furnishing
sortnsnts than soon learn as o,har
nave done that dollar added force of
hhih'ed bu!in" power
me treatment here better chan
you will cc that IS welcome
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

and Mrs Charles j. Bell, were other
attractive event of the week since
New Years Day"
Next week will be marked by tho
diplomatic reception at the White
House. an annual event OF such brill
liarcy rs to be the talk OF the town
from season to season, and the din
ncr- dance 10 he given January u in
honor of Miss liclcn Taft by the Sec
rotary Of the Navy and Mrs. George
Won l.. Meyer.
Mrs. Claude Swanson. in yellow sat
! in and lace, was observed as II DANCER
int the ball given on Monday by The
former american consul 10 London
and Mrs. Robert j. Wynno, in honor or
their debutantc daughter. Miss Ruth
Wynnc
Miss Christian, OF Richmond is vis
itinG the Assistant Secretary OF State
, ana Mrs. Huntington Wilson. and hav-
Ing THE time Of her young life as
one OF the girls expressed it.
GRACE PORTER HOPKINS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

Every feature OF convenience is found
combined in this high-cIass Range, by
far the most complete and best Gas Range
made. The greatest Cas-savcr you can
buy anywhere, regardless Of price. We
guarantee that it will save you Is per cent
more gas than any other good Gas Range
on the market, statement which we
back up by an iron-clad guarantee. United
States patents protect the invention.
hence there is no Just as good" With
range like this cooking is Joy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

a tea at which the wife of the Sur
geon- General of the Navy Mrs Charles
ha lf.dozen women NO of tho navy a nt,
including Mrs. Beckman Winthrop,
wife OF the assistant secretary. were
quests of honor: the first of the sea :
sons Cabinet days Eat home" and n
benefit performance for the Working
Boys Homo nj the residence OF Mr.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-01-08

The first marriage Of Importance to
take place since the advent of the
rold, widow OF Captain Arnold. Il. &
~, 10 Richard Bland Lee, Jr.. OF New
York. The ceremony was performed at
tile home of the brides parents, in q
street. In the presence OF small.
though representative company OF
friends and relatives. and was follow
ed by Il reception, "a which the mill
tnrE sirtiGe was mush N eyi ~ 1n,
families with the army.
The bridegroom. who IS u member
of tho old Lee family OF Virginia,
was attended by his brother Frank
Lee. Of Baltimore. After Northern
wedding trip. Mr.. and Mrs. Lee will
reside i'll New York City.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-17

The ancient Egyptians believed that
the spirit Of their greatest god, Osiris.
dwelt among them In the form of a
pure white bull marked by a certain
sign. Herodotus mentions two of these
signs--a black eagle on the back and Il
black forehead with square of white
In its center. These creatures when
found were worshiped during life and
mummined after death.
A CobbIer's Dozen.
In most countries thirteen is always
spoken of as ".he bakers Dozen" but
I'm Italy 1t is called "a cobbler's
dozen" There is tradition in that
land that formerly there was Il law
compelling cobhlers TO put twelve nails
around the edge of a boot heel and
that when nails were cheap thir-
teenth nail was driven in the center
for luck.
The Waning Honeymoon.
The young husband halted at the
gate and retraced his steps.
"Did you come, back for another
kiss, DEAR" inquired the bride.
Wei, III take another kiss, but
what | came back for was my over
shoes. w. Kansas City Journal.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-17
JONESBORO, ILL.
May rs, 1911.

The Illinois County farmers are now
very busy putting in corn, Of which
there will be a greater acreage than
for some years. This bids fair TO be
a banner crop year there is at this
.ine an abundance Of all kinds OF food
and vegetables. Strawberries are
now moving by the car load and the
weld premises to be great.
Hon. P. e Hileman was transactins
business in Dexter Mo. Friday ANA
saturday
Mrs. DR. ] b. Martin and son Russell
Of Unm visited with Mrs. W. N.
Kelley Friday.
Miss May Elkins has returned to
aer home in Vienna, from whence she
will depart for Valparaiso to attend
school for the remainder of summer.
s. d. hurst was transacting bust
mes in DongoIo Saturday.
The Clear Creek Drainage con
demnation suit is still occupying the
attention Of our county court.
Miss Nellie Gin, Of MonnGs, Ill, VS.
Hed with Che family ct / Il. Brady
mos last week. Miss Gill one
Of Mounds most popular teachers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-17
MOUND CITY
May t6, 1911,

Among the Cairo shoppers and Wis
ucr. Monday were Mesdames Fred
Hood. a. Whitaker W. A Dougherty'
II. C. PrIct, II c Beauppre and G.
Rutledse,
Mr. Eva Bowling and VIII Ronse
were visitors Monday
Misses Blauch Schuler. Avis Curreu
and Rose o'sullivan Of this city and
the Iarer's guest Miss ueur Ryan Of
Cairo visited friends at Mounds Sun
day afternoon
Misses Blanche Martin and Kate
cou}ev we're guests Of Cairo friends
Sunday
The steamer Harvey Lee which has
haer on the Marine Ways was
launched Monday and went north.
Misses Gnez 0sulivan and Freda
Miller OF this city and sed McDougal
and Dan fitzgerald of Cairo were
Mounds yisi ors Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Martin and daugh'
rer olive June of Cairo spent Sunday
with MIR. and Mrs. Harry LAUDER on
Pearl St.
Among the Mounds visitors Sunday
were Misses Minnie BOYD Kate and
Blanche Darragh, and Francis Duiz'
her Mr.. and Mrs Ben Blanker%lip;
Messrs Jno Strohm, Albert Boeken-
Ramp. All Schulcr, Ed Westerman,
James Miller, Tyerel Wilson and
Ralph Schuler
Miss Cora Fullerton has resigned
her position as clerk Miss Ida John
sons Dry Goods Store and Miss Freda
Miller has accepted he place.
Miss Mayme Schuler of St Louis
visited friends here Sunday,
Or. II. Whiteaker and j. P. Nesbit
left Sunday for Chicago where they
will transact business.
c. G. Willard spent Monday eve
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-17
Cairo Had Nineteen.

a. .o,r,,r ,-o road.
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u.aatho
49,
,o r,,to,
.,o, - Mo
'"'' N4'''o y .o,ar Mana
'"0 ,.4 III, ,inataa,
r. .,a c,a;,o nav roi
- +" M .,,o 80, montl
~ IL 81
"o"o'''' - ,.,,,h thf
'o"" - '"N
"''s' e..a, j 10
Nahasef M" ...o.,o,.
lV'ao so'eA ~ Il oood
''o'i VIZ .,,u ~. tha
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-05-17
DIAGNOSING il JOKE.
1t Seemed Easy at First, but the Case
Proved Hopeless.

Proved Hopeless.
The name of the author of the fol-
lowing story is better known for poet
ry than prose. However, here is what
S. L. Kiser perpetrated at conven-
ton of American humorists:
Paw and nav were sitting in the
sitting room one evening, and pretty
soon paw began to latf.
whats wrongY nav asst.
"This is one of the best joaks l ever
saw" paw says.
"Lissen and I'll read it to you: Why
is the mistake of dockter not as bad
as that of Il dentustY Do you know"
paw asst.
"No,' nav told him.
"Becoz," paw red, "one fills six feat
and the other ellis an aker."
"How do they do that?" nav asst.
'Becoz they made A mistake paw
ansercd.
(Which does?" nav says.
"Both of them" paw told her.
'aThat's why the mistake of the dock
ter izzent as Bad as the dentusts."
"Why not?" says nav.
"The dockter only fills Six feat"
paw told her. "and the dentust fills An
aker."
II don't understand About the feat"
nav sed. why does he Fin six of
them and What does he fill them
within Paw began to look kind of
CLASSY out of his eyes, and he Red the
joak again to himself SO he would be
sure he Didn't make emmy mistake.
Then he says:
"Nyhy. you see, If a dockter would
make mistake it mite be fatle,, and
so he would fill six feat of earth with
man, because the man would Be
about six feat tall, you no."
II don't see mulch TO laugh bout
such joak," nav told him. MAY
be it INTENT be a man at all, Or he
mite be short"
ooh, Well" paw says, "they just pre-
tend lie would be Il six footer SO as
to Make it come inwith the aker"
"Why do they want to do that"
NAV asst.
"That's the joall," paw says.
(which is?" nav told him.
"Why, the aker" paw ansered.
"Where are they emmy Joak about
f! thatF nav asst.
'."The dentust ellis It, you no." paw
sed, but he Didn't SEINE to be very sure
about it BY that time.
eyes" nav says, "but you red that
| he made A mistake"
Don't you know what an aker is?''
paw asst "A tooth that You ill is an
aker, and They have akers of ground. y
"But where does the mistake come
in?" nav sed.
"Why, he Fills the rong one" paw
answered, Wiping his forrid and kind
| of looking Around like if he was try
| ing to see If the escape was all cut off
"Well, then, how does He ill the
| aker." nav asst, "if the tooth he Fills
is the rong one And duzzent akef"
| Then paw got up and tore the AL
mannick in two and Threw 1t In the
waist basket and sed:
"They are no use Trying to bring
emmy sunshine into This family. Let's
| drop the subject. The man that rott
| the ioak Was fool and the one thai
| printed 1t was worse one, but I'm moi
going to rong Either one Of them by
unjust suspishens. Mebby they didn''
every try to tell it 10 woman
| New York Post.