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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

wife (whose husband-thc local may
or-has just been knighted)-Have you
heard from the man who offered to
trace our pedigree?
Husband-Yes; he has found out
more than enough.
Wife-What did you pay him?
Husband Fifty pounds-to hold his
tongue!-London Opinion.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Nerve.

The Heiress-The count states in his
mad love letter that he will call and
ends up by saying. 81 beg TO remain
forever, Count Kickoff.
The Irate Father Remain forever?
What does he think this is-a charity
hotel?-St Louis lobe-Democrat.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

People tell me-" said the casual nc-
Quaintance to the busy business hus-
band OF the popular society hostess.
that your wife converses charming
ly."
Eyes, I've been told the same thing
myself" answered the other.-Balt-
more American.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

Frank Klaus OF Pittsburg, who
claims the middleweight championship.
IL going abroad with chip on his
shoulder. frankie says he has receiv-
ed several good offers from Hugh Nc
Intosh to meet some OF the clever 15S
pound boys on the other side OF the
pond and will pack his gloves, tights
and shoes shortly and sail for Eng
land. Klaus is anxious 10 hook up
with Harry Lewis OF Philadelphia,
who has made a great hit In England
and France Klaus recently admins
tered severe hiding to Willie Lewis
and Is sure he will hand the same sort
out TO the other member OF the Lewis
family.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
He Was Wise.

at hear that the professor speaks
seven languages. Does his wife speak
seven too2"
mo. only one. But the professor
understands that better than any OF
them."-Chicago Evening Post
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Nsw Laero.se coaeh For Nsvy.

The Naval academy lacrosse team
has procured the services OF George
Finlayson. the noted crack OF the Mon
treal Lacrosse club. as Its coach for
the coming season lie Is expected to
report early In March. The academy
team will have but I've games. but all
OF these will be with teams OF high
standing in the sport
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
LAM 20 Finht In,tsr.

Jack Lester, the heavyweight pusil.
ist OF Seattle, Wash, for whom Tom
my Burns Is sponsor. has been match.
cd to meet Bill Lang for twenty rounds
in Australia April 10. Lester IL now
on his way TO the antipodes.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

The average ironing board is much
too large TO slip into the sleeve OF the
average woman's shirt waist. so an
Ohio man has devised n sleeve ironing
board. This device is made OF two
boards, one acting as base and the
other, shaped like sleeve. hinged
upon 1t and collapsible so that the two
can be folded together when neces-
sary and form Gat object, taking up
little room. A hook fastened TO the
Dashboard holds the ironing section
rigid In whatever position II is de
sired, either closed or elevated This
Is achieved by thrusting the free end
OF the hook into one OF various holes
along the supports. and the ironing
portion Is thus maintained at different
levels.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Mi.ouided Investment.

"what did you do VIII dat money you
was gwine to spend fob pair o.
shoesT'
al done thought about dat inves'-
ment foh some time. an finally j
switched FUN a pair o. shoes an put
Il into pair of aces."-Washington
Star.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
prino.ton Goes In For Rowinq.

The faculty OF Princeton university
recently granted the rowing associa-
ton permission 20 hold one regatta
with outside universities this spring
on Carnegie lake. II is understood
Yale and Cornell have signihed their
willingness to come TO Princeton. For
three years the faculty has objected
20 Princeton entering a contest with
an outside university
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Hard 20 Open.

Bacon-Pincers which require con.
siderable force to open have been pat
ented by a California inventor.
Egbert-Fellow must have got his
idea from an experience with car
windows.-Yonkers Statesman.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Six Bowling Journeys This Year.

There are six big tenpin tournaments
this year The first was the middle
west I'm Omaha, American Bowling
congress in 81. Louis. which is the
oldest and biggest international at
ST Paul and western AT Spokane, ms
well as National association at Buff
falo. The Canadian championship Is
TO take place az Montreal in March
over 100000 in money prizes Will be
distributed.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
International Boat Races In August.

international Boat Races In August.
The board OF governors OF the Mo-
torboat Club OF America has accepted
challenges from the Royal Motor Club
OF Great Britain and the British Motor
boat club for the international motor
boat trophy. better known ms the
Harmsworth cup. The competition will
take place next August on Huntington
bay. New York. Commodore Frederick
Burnham OF the Motor Boat Club OF
America Is completing a cup defender
which he expects will prove formi-
dable defender for the trophy. Commo-
dore Burnham successfully defended
the trophy. last year with his motor
boat Dixie H., winning from the Pi-
oneer. belonging To the Duke of West
Minister, entered 10y the Royal Motor
Yacht Club OF England. Rear Commo-
dore j. Stewart blackstone also has
placed an order for defender TO be
built upon the most improved lines.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Ysoh. Club TO Give $500 In PrI1sa

The Royal Canadian Yacht club has
arranged It's fixtures for this year. The
sum OF $500 will be given In prizes.
There will be weekly contests. starting
May 81. and also an international
yacht race, with trials starting July 81
at Toronto. as the club has accepted
the challenge for the George cup.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Oatmeal Cookies.

One cupfuI Of dark brown sugar, one
half cupful OF butter OF lard and one
egg creamed together. one even table
spoonful OF soda dissolved I'm one cup
ful OF sour milk. Add one tablespoon.
ful OF cinnamon and one cupful OF
seedless ralsins. one and one-half cup
fuls OF -four and oatmeal each. Bake
In long pan and cut when cool.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Celery Root Salad.

One root. one onion. salt. pepper.
vinegar and water. Wash root. place
I'm kettle OF boiling sailed water and
boil until tender Drain, peel and
slice Add salt pepper and sliced on.
ion. Cover with vinegar and water 10
taste May be served slightly warm or
cold.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

Trotters Gather For Early Work.
With the coming OF spring many OF
the harness racers that 20 through the
grand circuit have been started on the
preliminary work for the long cam
paign. The most notable OF these Is
Uhlan, the present champion. since
his record OF 1:5SN was made without
the mud shield that so materially help
ed Lou Dillon 10 trot in 1:5Sls in 1908.
Charles Il. Tanner. who has charge OF
the black whlrlwind. took him TO
Thomasville, Ca. last fall and has
kept him at work. Now he will begin
TO step Uh!an along. and II IL expected
the horse will eclipse his own great
feats OF 1910 during the coming season.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

Frank Rudderman. well known
bowler OF Providence. who pitched for
the Providence team in 1893 and has
served many years as an umpire In
various leagues. has been appointed TO
the Eastern league stan by President
Ed Barrow.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
unneee.aarY.

You should have one OF these bed
room telephones" said the agent.
mo. thank you" replied the house
wife. Neither my husband nor ! talk
in our sleep."-Detroit Free Press.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Mexico to Have Finish Floh,..

Louis Blot. the San Francisco pro-
moter, announces that he has secured
permission 20 hold boxing bouts on
Mexican soil. Tia Juana. the little
border town. is the site selected by
Blot to hold finished contests. and his
plans are TO give but three or four
battles year. combining himself TO
championship events only.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Had Done His Turn.

That's my favorite roll" chuckled
old Dobbin. getting on his feet again
and shaking the dust from his sleek
cont
And he emitted horse laugh.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25

"Do you ever read anything when
you're going TO bedW
"Ycs-the morning paper sometimes"
--Pittsburg Dispatch.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
She WouIdn't obIjoe Him.

"And your husband has been missing
two daysi Why don't You notify the
policeT'
"Not muchl All he's after is the no
toriety."-Cleyeland Plain Dealer
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
HOGAN Has Scored

Hogan Has Scored Eighteen Knockout,
Zone Round" Jack Hogan. the TWEEN.
ty-one-year-old lightweight OF San
Francisco. has eighteen knockouts 20
his credit. and he Is regarded as n
most promising pugilist.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1911-03-25
Michigan Made s1s.ios Out Of Football

According 10 trcasurer's report OF
the University Of Michigan Athletic
association. football resulted IN profit
OF S13.00s. Baseball and track teams
lost s3.s23
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
Killed Wounded Missir


Late accounts from rebel sources
confirm the belief that they We're by
far the greatest sufferers. 1t Is salts
| factorily ascertained now that their
loss in killed will reach 900, whilst
their wounded numbered over five
hundred From the ed Ills. regi-
ment it has been ascertainad the reb-
els have secured fourteen prisoners,
including Col. Henry Dougherty, who
| was SO badly wounded in the leg that
anputatioH became me- essary. From
the 7th Iowa, 81 prisoners; from the
30th Illinois, four; from the 27th
Ill, 2S from the 3rst H., five.
Eighty-seyen of these are wounded
and in the hospital at Columbus. The
eth Iowa regiment suffered most.
Their entire loss, killed, wounded
and missing is put down at $50. 1t
is known that 81 were taken prison.
ers All the field and commissioned
officers, with few exceptions, were
killed or wounded The loss of the
22d III. is estimated at SO. The total
force on our side did not exceed
1900.
The wounded in the hospital here
are as comfortable as the nature of
circumstances will permit, and are
receiving all possible attention from
physicians, nurses and humane citi-
ems Of Cairo. Many will recover and
re-enter the service, few may die.
and Others prove eripples for life
and be compelled to abandon the
army.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
SPLENDID CHICAGO YACHT
PAYS VISIT TO CAIRO

The beautiful yacht, Marigold
owned by Col C. Fl. Thompson a
capitalist of Chicago, is at the Cairo
wharf. She will leave. today for ST
Louis. The boat, although built for
the great lakes and used to weather
ing storms, was badly tossed about
by the storm OF Saturday night. She
was anchored out in the channel OF
the river when the storm came ana
for half an hour the occupants were
in great fear of being wrecked.
the owner, Col Thompson, and
three of his friends were on board.
Messrs w w Willett, a paper
manufacturer of Toledo, Ohio; c. II.
Price, a large grain dealer of St.
Louis, and George w, Atmore. as
sistant general attorney for the New
York Central. When the boat reach
ed New Madrid Col. Thompson and
his guests boarded a train at New
Madrid and went TO st. Louis.
The craft is 80 feet long, II feet
beam; has seven state rooms, each
with bath She cost $4,000.
The boat is in charge of Steve
Spinks and the veteran pilot, T. Gar.
rison
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15

above, ten of the guns were either
spiked or thrown into the river and
the other two Ca six and twelve
pounder) brought to Cairo.
Many tales OF individual herosm
have reached us, but we cannot give
them place. Had we space to do 50
we would run tho risk of being ac-
cused CT making invidious distinct
ions and give the most notable to the
public, but we have not the space,
and must therefore comfort the de-
serving soldier by the assurance that
a record Of his daring deeds upon the
tablets Of memory is more enduring
than any we might write in the per-
ishable columns Of our little paper.
The following table exhibits the
number OF killed, wounded and miss.
ing. as nearly as could Re ascertain
ed up to Wednesday morning:
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
eH1E-ssszEIE W ssrszsTnIS
1oea6Asr VS. y 81 - - -.@ tssz24V
THE THIN AND WEAK
Easy Way for Them to Get Strong
and Fat.

To thin and weak Paul G. Schulz
& Son have a word to say. Let them
use Samose, the wonderful flesh
forming food that is now 50 populal
and they will soon be plump anu
rosy.
Samose is not an ordinary medh
cinea it is flesh-forming food that
is adapted to the most delicate. Its
tonic effect gives strength and health
SO that after its use for short time
all the flesh and fat producing ele-
ments in the food will be easily as
Simulated and retained by the body
The large sale Druggists Paul u.
Schulz e Sons had on Samose since
they first introduced it in Cairo anu
the wonderful results following It's
use have made them such an enthus
iastic believers in it's great merits.
that they give their personal guar
antee to refund the money if Samosa
does not make thin people fat and re,
store strength and health
When q gain in weight is noticed
after Samose has been used for a
week or ten days, and health has in.
proved and YOU notice yourself
growing stronger. you certainly
should feel more than satisfied with
what you have received from the
small cost of SOC.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15

Odds and ends Of lace accumulate In
alrifoSt every household. If these bits
of trimming have been saved one may
design many novel and handsome
Christmas gifts with them.
by means of little planning a sofa
cushion similar to the one Illustrated
here nay be designed -Four triangu-
lar pieces of heavy lace are cut out to
fit each side Of the small square of
handkerchief linen IN the center. This
lace is applied so that larger square
will be the result A strip of the linen
is run along each side of the lace
framed square, and n small block of
lace il fitted into each corner to com
plete the third square effect. Around
this is run a wide insertion Of heavy
lace. the cushion being flushed with
narrow lace frill.-
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
Get Rid of IT. Ran for
OLIVETABLETS

There isn't the slightest need to
wake up any morning with "brow.
mouth" Ugh! No need to describe
t.
DR. Edwards has made "brown
mouth" a thing OF the past in thou
sands Of homes with his little Olive
Tablets, the substitute for calomel.
Anyone who takes Dr. Edwards
Olive Tablets the moment he suspect,
lis liver and bowels, never has b
dark brown TASTE" bad breath a
)imply face, constipation or any
thor form of bowel or liver disorder.
Take one Just the moment you sus-
oeet You are constipated or that your
liver is out of order. 49,. :. >.
Thousands take one at bedtime ev-
cry night just to keep the bowels
ocular. the liver In order, the
mouth clean and the breath pure and
sweet
Olive Tablets are made of pure
vegetable compounds mixed with
olive oil.
DR.. Edwards spent II years in
practiceand in laboratory expert
ments before he perfected Olive Tab.
let's.
Why don't you try them instead
Of the severe kind OF laqatives that
grippe and only effect temporary re-
lief?
Every little Olive Tablet has a
movement all its own"
AT All drug stores In neat poke,
packages. AT 1Oc and csc
Made by the Olive Tablet Com
pany, Portsmouth, Ohio, or colum
bus, Ohio. DR.. f. M. Edwards, Pres
ident (6O)
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
KANSAS CITY CONGRESS
HEARS TALK ON CURRENCY
BY EX-SENATOR ALDRICH

Kansas City, Mo-, Nov. 14.--Cur-
'rency reform and proposed change
in the banking system of the coun-
try, as outlined by the National
Monetary Commission, was the CEN
trail theme under consideration by
the delegates to the Trans Missis-
sippi Commercial Congress which
convened here today in annual SEES
sion.
TIE principal address was deliv-
cred by former Senator Aldrich,
chairman OF the Monetary Commits
sion.
Henry L. Stimson, secretary OF
war, made an Informal address.
Among the speakers at the night
session were r. J. Joslin OF Fair.
banks, Alas, on the Alaskan. Prob.
lem,' former Gov. Alva Adams d
Colorado and A =. Morgan, engineer
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15

In the United States Department 0
Acriclllture
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
Jury Has Mrs. Larsen's Case

Northwood, Ia, Nov. t4.-The
jury in the case of Mrs. f. Larsen,
charged with the attempting poison
ing or her father, Douglas Rheden-
baugh, received instructions from
Judge Clyde late this afternoon and
at $50 O'Clock retired for delibera-
ton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15

Rev. F. X. Kurtz, returned mis-
sionary, will speak in the Cairo Bap-
tist church at 7:45 O'Clock this
evening on the work in foreign
countries under the auspices of the
state organization, No Offering will
be taken.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
Want Cement Walks

The owners of property along the
west side Of Walnut street between
Twenty-siXth and Charles streets
have pettioned the city council for
cement walk. The petition will be
granted.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
Stops rheumatism
Pains at One,Gy

MuSTEROLE brings ease and comfort to tho
sufferer while It is being rubbed on! Thousands
have used MUSTERoLE. Letters tell how
quickly II has helped them. A clean. white oint-
ment made with the purest oil of mustard.
BETTER THAN A MUSTARD PLASTER
AND POSITIVELY DOES NOT BLISTER.
The remedy for Bronchitis, Tonsilits. Group,
Asthma. Pleutisy. Lumbago. Neuralgia. sprains.
Bruises, Stiff Neck, Headache and Colds OF the
Chest Iii prevents Pneumonia.
For sale by druggists everywhere. Look for
the MUSTERoLE sign tshown below. Dis
played in many windows.
MUsTERoLE comes In 25c and SOC lars. Aa-
cept no substitute. II your druggist cannot sup
ply you. send Csc and we will mail you q jar
postage prepaid.
The Musterole Company Cleveland. Ohio.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15

Absolutely correct tuning; pianos
rebuilt; tone and touch completely
restored F. e. II. Goodenow, Piano
maker and tuner, st. Louis. Mo, at
Planters Hotel. Reference, Miss
Emma Lansden, phone 313.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
Special Council Meeting

A special meeting OF the city
council will be held Monday for gen.
eral business, but primarily for the
passage of number of ordinances,
Last nights meeting was adjourned
to Monday.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15

Episcopal Church Ladies Supper
The Episcopal Church Ladies
serve supper Thursday evening, Nov.
16 at 715 Washington avenue. Tick
cts 50 cents. Publiu invited.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-11-15
KINDTING W0OD

Two horse load rs G. delivered to
any part or the city. Both phones.
Mississippi Box Co.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-11-23
HoNoRING GOV. OSBORN.

A complimentary vote on the part
of Michigan delegates to the repub-
lican national convention for Gov Os-
born for president, as suggested by
the Detroit News. would be a signal
tribute to a msn who deserves it, The
vote would not make Mr.. Osborn a
candidate, much less a president, but
| il would bring him into the limelight
for 1916 and after it was cast Mich
igan could join in the nomination of
President Taft.
The other suggestion. made at the
meeting of the Republican state CEN
trail committee. that the governor be
chosen as permanent chairman of the
Republican National convention, also
merits attention. There is no reason
why either or both might not be car
ried out.
GOV Osborn has been and is a good
executive. He has the gifts which
would make him a commanding figure
as chairman. In such a place the
nation as a whole would get some
idea of the bigness and depth Of the
man. He certainly would bring n
dash Of fire to the job. Whatever the
governor does he does in manner
that commands attention. No one else
| is likely TO overshadow him. OF course
some may say he is theatrical and
spectacular, but after all it is the
| dramatic qualities in public men
which often make the greatest appeal
to the public. The criticism made of
| Roosevelt was that he was too dra-
matte. If Michigan by making him
chairman Of the convention and the
recipient of the states vote for prcsi-
| dent could bring him 10 the forefront
for 1916 and, perhaps, to the White
house, ii would be no small achieve
ment. This state has been too I'M
IsWerving In it's Republicanism ever "a
count for much within recent years
in the national party councils 1t is
mot doubtful" like New York or Ohio
1t does not have TO be appeased. Its
very loyalty has been a handicap tc
its favorite sons.
The time has come for Michigan tc
assert herself. She can make il
known that she Is on the map by
pushing Mr.. Osborn for the chairman
ship first and by honoring him with
the complimentary vote later. The adj
ministration he has given the state
deserves some such mark Of recogni--
tion.-Grand Rapids Evening Press.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-11-23
A MICHIGAN NEED.

The Detroit Board of Commerce,
headed by Milton A. McRae. has come
out strongly I'm favor of the establish
ment of a state agricultural department
10 rehabilitate agriculture in Michigan
10y attracting attention 10 the splendid
opportunities with view 10 bringing
more settlers 10 the state and keeping
farmers we now have. II Is urged that
the next legislature provide such de-
partment.
However many Michigan people be-
lieve that instead of having an agri-
cultural commissioner the work could
better be done by the Michigan Agri-
cultural College by widening its scope.
But after alt whatever method is final
IL accepted will be immaterial. SO long
as the object is accomplished. that Of
developing Michigan's vast agricultural
resources,
All that is needed to restore agricul-
ture to her rightful prosperity in Mich
gan is intelligent and well-directed
effort. Men are actually leaving fertile
Michigan farms 20 settle in semi-arid
western districts or i'm Canadian prov
inces a thousand miles farther north
We have much good land in Michigan
particularly Mn the upper peninsula,
that can be cultivated with profit
land that is favored by nature with
an abundance of rainfall land that
will provide a variety Of crops of quail
ty that is uneXcelled.
The last government census shows
that there has been a decrease i'm the
population of rural districts generally
throughout Michigan. This means a
loss Of trade to all business interests.
II means a direct loss to all Of as.
The interests of the people would be
greatly promoted by any movement
that would increase the population of
the territory upon which business is
dependent.