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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20
The Real Thing

Whats doing in the way of
amusements?" asks the newcomer
of the old inhabitant of .Hadea.
Baseball game every afternoon"
answers the old inhabitant
Baseball? You don't mean it,!
That's great. ] was a fan from
wayback on earth. On the square,
do you have baseball every day."
Sure thing"
"By ginger! This place suits me-.
Baseball! Say this can't be hell,
then"
"Yes it is. The home team al
ways loses. Life.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20
Two Kinds of Love

Do you know that the less you de-
mand the less you get?
1t Is SO in everything, but especial
ly true in love.
| II you go through life cry
ing, Il wish somebody loved
me- the chances are that no one
| will But il you cry fercely, u
| will have love; l must have 1t! l
can't live without It," you'll get it.
You'll get it because you'll fight for
it: the strength Of your longing will
impress itself on others and draw
| them toward you.
Sometimes you hear people say of
girl. How popular that girl is, and
| yet she does not lift her little finger
to please
But she earns her popularity; you
may be very sure of that fact. She
may not be selfish nor vain, but Meth
er does she believe in needless self
abnegation,
If you belitue yourself. people do
| not care for you
The world takes you largely at your
own valuation, and if you adopt
meek and self-deprecatory attitude the
world thinks. "Oh, pshaw, what do /
care for the winning Of such value
less heart? This person is too poor
spirited for me: there would be 10
satisfaction in such poor conquest
Self-esteem can t course be carried
to an extreme; but self-respect cannot.
and self-respect conlpels you to de-
mand certain return for what you
give.
Ii you sit down and bemoan. ''I am
plain and unattractive. why should
any man care for me-" in all proba-
bility no man will.
What you must do. Is make the
most OF such charms as nature has
given you, and determine that you will
have love, and that you will win it.
Don't allow the man you love to
look upon YOU as a meek. unimport-
ant little thing.
Make him feel that In winning
your love he has won something
worth while.
II he feels that other men envy him
ne will be in the seventh hea yen.
The more charming his wife the
greater his self-esteem at having won
such a treasure,
Do not be satisfied with half-heart-
ed love. II that is ali a man has to
offer send him aw " and wait for the
man who can offer you his whole
heart
That's the only way you can live
happily after marriage.
You c; mot live in peace and hap
piness adjusting yourself to the new
lie, living in perfect unity, unless
You love with your whole heart and
are loved equally well in return.
l know a girl who is going to be
married in the near future and l
know she does not love the man with
all the love that she Is capable OF
feeling for the right man.
Both man and girl have drifted into
the engagement simply because they
have been continually thrown togeth-
er; neither one is really and sincerely
in love.
But they will marry and peg along
II a haif-hearted way, neither loving
nor hating each other
It's rather dreary outlook, isn't it?
Don't make that mistake; be salts
fed to give and take only the best.
Tho hnnnct 81 t.
every woman's birthright. and if she
accepts base imitation in its place
she has only herself to thank for the
misery that follows.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20
&c. Eeade's Mistake.

cit was Charles Reade. wasn't It..
who wrote: Nothing is SO terrible
as fool?'''
Eyes, but he was wrong. live
next door to newly married couple.
If Charles could see them he would
at once admit that two fools are
even more terrible"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20
Public Library

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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20
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TINE TABLE

GOING EAST.
No. 81 Elk. Sunday. 2:21 P. M.
No. 8-Atlantic Express ...ll:z2 +. NJ.
No. 22-Frelght. ......... $40 "A. M.
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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20

OFFICE HOURS
7:30 A. M. to 500 P. M.
Sundays from 900 A. M. to 1000 A. nj.
CLOSING OF MAIL
West-1l:5 80 a. M. East-200 P. M.
East and west, night trains, 800 Z. M.
Rural Route-8:00 A. M.
Port Arthur-8:00 A. M.
Sheldon-1:00 2. M.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1911-01-20

A woman tries to get even with a
man she likes by being especially
mean to some other woman he likes
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
BILL JONES AND HIS AERO.
PLANE. 4

~ ILL JONES he took his aeroplans
IN And scooted through the air,
~ He flew from Mexico 10 Maine.
He SCARED most everywhere.
But when he started TO come down,
As he at evening planned,
There was no place in all the town
Where they would let him land.
Ho flew along until he saw
A park not far ahead.
The which he went a-stoefing for, ~
Though filled with solemn dread, f
For as he neared its gates below
Poor Billy Jones, alas.
Saw painted on a sign of woe.
keep or the GrassI"
Next thing he saw was Just a church,
A Baptist church. / think.
He sped toward IT witha lurch
That made poor Billg blink. -
But when he got up close TO it--
oh. omen dark andsaire!i- n
It bore painted slgn-to wit,
Keep or the splTeg' =.
Again he mounted tQsthe blue
And gazed this wayand that
Until there rose before his view.
An eighteen story nat.
"Ah, that's the spot FOR me- said Bill
ITO land without reproof" R
But there he read tho message chill.
keep of the Roof" t9il
And SO It is that Billy Jones
Gtll speeds along tho sky
He has 20 keep hig wpary bones
Forever on the fiH. s1a ~
And no one llvcs TO say him nay
Up In the ethoi' there ls
With shouting notices, that say.
keep on the Allff "a
,szs s%tlarpers Weekly.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
Ho Had Hopes.

Owen Wister, in addition to being an
author, has acquired some celebrity as
n wit. He was being shaved in st.
Louis hotel While returning from Il
trip to the west some time ago, and
the barber who was attending TO his
needs apparently had been out the
night before. His hand was very
shaky, and several times the author
WINGED.
"Will you have anything on your
face when get through the barber
inquired when the ordeal was almost
over.
II can't tell yet" mumbled Wister,
but hope TO have part OF my nose
philadelphia Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14

be made to dlrlce up II won't 90 him
any hurt 10 take n back seat for nwhilo
ard let you women run the show. In
deed he MAJ get some pointers TO ben.
eft him.
Ladies' and gentlemen. this concludes
the performance this evening. | am
billed for Cabbage Hill tomorrow night
and must he on my road. wish had
some mnring pictures to show you how
woman haJ moved from the foot to
the head but you know all about 81,
tove and honor your husband, but
when It comes to the obeying part see
that he does his half or dissolve the
partnership.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14

rights and got them by way OF the
poison route. She has been DETAINED
That was her only weapon in those
days. md She felt justified IN using It.
At any rate, after she had disposed
Of some fifteen its the cause of wo-
mans rights began TO look up. ana It
was conceded that woman might have
an ounce or two OF brains.
Rome let few women pop TO the
surface, but held millions down.
iireece was a little more liberal. but
wanted TO boss the fashion of dress
Tie bosses HADN'T lot 70 when tho pill
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
Tho Trouble.

Two old settlers sat smoking In a
Inbin far away in the backwoods. No
woman's hand desecrated that domain.
and CRIME reigned supreme and tri-
umphant The conversation drifted
from politics to cooking.
"Yaas." said tho elder OF the two,
with drawl. II did get one OF them
there cookbooks wunst. but could
never do nothing with IT."
what was the hitch?' inquired the
other
"Well, every one OF those recipes be-
gun IN the same way, with the same
words. Every one said. Take clean
dish and never got no further."-
Tlt.Dlts.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
ABSOLUTELY FREE

Beautiful Present with purchases
ing All purchases win give
with purchases OF
a Reed Rocker. This
starting Is 18th will be
away August
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
JONES TO WOMEN
The immortal 0. Hope Talks to
the Fair Sex.
TELLS THEIR LONG HISTORY.

rio Begins With the Garden OF Eden
and Traces Events Down TO Daso
Even Coming 20 tho Defence oi Lu
eretia -orsia and Ror Use of Poison,
ny M. QUAD.
Copyright. 1911 by Associated Literary
Prcca.l
III AIDES And GENTLE2IEN-Jy
B remarks this evening WIN be
addressed directly to th' lgdic7
arrived hero lcsE jhm an
hour ago IN the mud and rain 20 keep
this appointment. but am fun Of en
thuslasm. My-audiencp numrcrs cnly
seventeen, counting two deaf men, 0ld
the receipts IRE only SL10, blt Q. Hore
cannot be queuChcd.
/ am here tonight on behalf Of the
downtrodden sex. a soH that has hccn
kept in bondage for thorsanaa Of years
and hasn't quite thrown or the yoke
yet.
Turn back with me to the garden of
Eden and find Eve. She came there
in humiliation. She was created fron
one Of Adams rlbs, and It was a rib
he could spare and not feel it. The
Intention from the very start was to
make him the big 1T and her the small
one Was It any wnrd2r that she went
around IN humble attitude and was ex.
pected 10 lool; up to old Adam as tin
god
md be Io.- - hc. 10 -, ,ho rnr.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS

Have you overworked your nervous sys-
tenn and caused trouble with your Kid
neys ana pladderT Have you pains in
loins, side back and bladder? Have you
fiabby appearance of the face and un-
der the eyes? A frequent desire TO pass
urine? II 80. Williams Kidney Pills will
cure you--Druggist, Price 5Oc.
WILLIAMS MFG. CO.. Pfops.. Clevsl.s,s. Obi
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14

grim fathers landed The value OF n
wife had raised from 30 cents to So.
but she must b. very humble ana not
express her opinion on the weather.
The first thing hose fathers did was
TO thank God for their safe arrival.
the next siSiy,siS laws applying TO wo.
men onlys To-day oven in the pro
gressitc state Of Newt, York, there arc
twenty eight laws TO hpmlliato woman
and mike her understand tEat she has
not cnnnl riglts with mnn.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
Women FoIIowcd ExampIo.

Tho seconG woman on earth saw how
the first one Ind 10 knucl,le down. and
she followed suit. Probably MIS-. Adam
told her that she must do It or have
n row in tho horse all IN, time. The
third and fourth women were told the
same thing. and there you get the key
TO the slavery Of the scs. They bowed
their heads to the bosses and brought
about COCO years Of bondage.
What would have been the effect
had Eve spanked right up to Adam
and whacked him good and hard with
a club? | know. and you know. She
would have called his bluff, and he
would have come cff the perch Bluff
ing was Adams trump card and most
every husband has followed in his
tracks.
In the Old days there were mon. cat
tie. sheep and women. They were Hp-
preciated I'm the order named If a
cow belonging 10 one Of tho big 'its"
got choked 10 death on turnlp It was
a loss Of 80 cents. If one of bis wives
died Of sickness he gave her q fifteen
cent funeral and went out and drove
in two TO replace her.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14

den. 1Ic was high cock a-dooG,e-doo
around there. He wanted this done
and that done, and he was going to
raise row IL it wasn't and within u
month he had that little woman as
scared as u rabbit with two dogs after
him. Bossed and nagged and lorde1
il, Adam did, ard set nn example that
other mon havC followed 10 this day.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
Hold Tight.

In reaping the rewards of mar
rie0 life the average man finds
) that matrimony Is more of n
binder than a reaper.-New York
) Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
Advice Fer Women.

I don't mean That any OF you wives
should start for The nearest drug store
tomorrow TO hny arsenic 10 mix With
tea or coffee, but that you should calm
ly assert yourselves. It's for yol TO
mix In.
Man is going to keep the ballot from
you just az long as he can, because
the day when you so 10 the polls Is
the end Of many things for him. But
keep talking, Keep pushing. keep but
ting in. bout let the pancakes grow
cold.
II this world had been created for
the sole benefit OF man Eve would not
have come along us Adams side part
ner She did come, and che II entitled
10 certain rights anC benefits. Man
has played the log too long, He must
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
6s1 az Losoo a'ilo Bluff.

A new day has dawned however
The big 'it' has lost most Of his bluff.
He is seeing The handwriting on the
wall. lie y hedging lie finds 1t hard
to let go Of n good thing that has been
running right along for thousands Of
years, but he IS coming to IT, He
knows he must give the ballot TO the
other scy. hut he wants time TO hunt
up good excuse.
There Is an old saw reading, wives,
obey your husbands" DID n man or
woman Invent Il? Why should a
wife obey more than husband?
II has boon slow in coming, but It IS
here. NoTrn Is being recognized as
fellow creature We nre discovering
that she hos q share Of the brains
The time hls come when sac must be
consulted in all ,hings. from the selling
of the family dog 10 the election of a
president.
500 the fHt man on the front scat
hitching around uneasily. Let him not
be afraid don't mean that when he
gets home tonight he win be met with
crack on the cocoanut from broom
stick. hut | do mean that his days Of
buff arc over lIo has rot to consider
his wifc partner instead of Il drudye
and Save.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-07-14
King Had Long He'd.

The women weren't saying a word
as get, but there was certain king
who got scared for fenr they would
and issued an cdict that all female in
fants should be put to death. He was
long headed old chap. He foresaw
what would begin TO happen along the
last Of the nineteenth century.
The aim and object of the ut" for
Thousands of years was to keep WON.
an down. She wasn't supposed to
know enough to take a turn around
the wood pile on n dark night. If she
showed any gumption she was beaten
and driven TO the fields to hoe beans.
Every "it' had from 10 TO 100 wives.
They were cheaper than sheep. and
they were humber than cats Let one
Of them open her mouth in the pres
ence OF the boss and there was a
mysterious disappearance next day.
She was too fresh-too gabby. II al
lowed to 60 on she would soon be
talking about her 'rights."
Oh, yes. | will admit there were a
hw exceptions. We find here. and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
ROUNDUP MOVING
PICTURES ARRIVE

Fresh from their initial triumph in
Walla Walla the moving pictures of
the Round-Up arrived in Pendleton
this morning in the custody of Clark
Nelson and they will unreel their eX-
citing and spectacular scenes for the
next four days at the Grand theater
in this city. Reports from the Car
den city indicate that the pictures
scored the greatest hit of anything
of their kind ever exhibited in that
burg. people crowding the thoater
every evening and many being turned
away from the doors because of an
insufficient capacity.
The managers Of the films requCst st
local people who attend the perform
ances not to remain longer than one
performance in order that all may
have an opportunity to witness the
pictures during the limited time they
will be here. 1t is hoped particularly
that those who can attend during the
afternoon performances do so in or
der to lessen the crowd which will be
in attendance at night.
Continuous performances will be
given from until II p. m today. to-
morrow, Saturday ard sunday and on
Saturday morning at 10 o'clock a
matinee performance for children will
be given.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
TAFT RECEPTION
COOL At BUTTE
Mayor Refuses to Meet the
President
Newspaper Men Rescue Chief EXecu-
tive from Embarrassing Predica-
ment in Montana.

Butte. Mont. Oct 19.-Fresh
from the sweltering heat in which he
sweated while sojourning in Califor-
mia, President Taft arrived here and
was greeted by a freezing tempera-
ture and a snow storm and the frosty
atmosphere was not confined entirely
to the weather for there was no Of
ficial reception prepared for him and
Mayor Duncan, a socialist, flatly re-
fused to meet the president and left
the city on a lecturing tour.
This threw things generally iii a
turmoil and had it not been for the
energetic efforts of local newspaper
men, the president would have had
an uncomfortable true while in the
city. The journalists came to Mr.
Taft's rescue persuading Governor
Norris to come and officiate at the
meeting which the president address
ed.
President Taft was noticeably an
noyed by the treatment.
Mr.. Taft took breakfast at the Sill
yer Bow hotel and delivered his ad.
dress at the Broadway theater and
then left for Bozeman, Livingston and
Billings, at which town his program
for today will end,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
JURY DRAWING
STILL GOES ON
Mcnamara Defense Keeps
Up Fight Against Dyna-
mite Theory.
AWAITING DECISION
JUDGE BORDWELL MUST SOON
HAND DOWN RULING ON JU-
RORS WHO HAVE OPINION
REGARDING EXPLOSION.

Hall of Records, Los Angeles. Oct.
19-Pending the decision of Judge
Rordwell, whether a venireman, who
believes the Times was dynamited but
is still willing to assume that the Nc
Namara brothers are innocent of MUIR
der, is eligible as a juror, the defense
today continued its efforts to disquali-
fy such men for the jury.
The greater part of the mornings
session was devoted to qualifying E.
c. Robinson and F. D. Green, both of
whom were passed by the defense.
Defense attorneys tried hard to dis
qualify Robinson, because he admit
ted he was prejudiced against the use
OF strikes, by labor unions, but they
failed. Davis was passed quickly, as
he showed no impartiality
When the noon recess was ordered,
Attorney Davis was questioning E. ].
81 overs When this is completed,
the court has to take up for decision.
the dynamite question, as there are
two men in the box, Jessen and Nc
Kee, who have been challenged be-
cause they claim the Times was dyna-
mited, but are willing to believe the
McNamaras innocent.
Showers, who is a painter and con-
tractor said he believed the unions
were glad when the Times was de-
stroyed. and that he opposed labor
unions as organized now. but not the
principle that forms the basis of their
organization.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
CHRIS LEWIS, SLAYER WHO VICT|M|zED
LOCAL YOUNG MATRON. IS CONVICTED

him. she acquiesced and they had
dinner in a cafe, ordering drinks on
the side, They met again the next
day at the postoffice after a first
evening of pleasure. This was fol-
lowed by several others. until he per-
suaded her to accompany other
friends of his, and finally succeeded
in removing her to La Graude where
there was a richer field to labor.
There they worked together, it is
said. Lewis taking all the money and
the girl gradually sir-iog lower, un-
til La Grandes chief of police dis
covered and exposed him, He was
taken before United States Court
Commissioner Vida Johnston in this
city and she promptly ordered him
held for the grand Jury on a $1,000
bail, which he could not furnish. The
case ended in Portland yesterday
when Lewis was unable to escape the
perfectly woven web of evidence
wound around him by La Grande's
chief and Special Agent James Gain
er of the department of Justice.
The girls father, whose name is
Henderson and who lives somewhere
in Oregon. upon learning of her pre-
dicament, was grief-stricken as well
as her husband, who stood by hel
throughout.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
READY FOR SEASONS
1ST FOOTBALL GAME

All is in readiness for the first To-
cal football game of the season which
will enSue tomorrow afternoon when
the high school gladiators of Pendle-
ton and Walla Walla rivals since an
cient times. clash in a contest for su-
premacv on the newly prepared grid
iron at Round-Un Park. Coach
Lytle put his pigskin chasers through
their last strenuous practice yester-
day evening and this afternoon is Civ
ing them light signal work to put a
finish on their team work The line
up as announced today is as follows:
Rugg, center; Cribs and Straughan,
guards; Hampton and Fee tackles;
Thompson and Mcdonald, ends;
Chapman, quarter; Houser and Fin
nell, half backs. and Hinderman, full
back. Ferguson and Brock with one
or two others will be in suit on the
side linesb to suppant any exhausted
or injured players,
Tonight the students viii apply a
torch to a big bonfire on the high
school hill and hold a rally for the
purpose of arousing spirit for the
fray and the peace and quiet of the
city will probably be disturbed by
their enthusiastic roofing. a dance
in honor of the visiting team will be
given in the evening.
The game will be called promptly
at 2:30 O'Clock.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
BRYAN AGAIN
AFTER TAFT
Dares President to Make
Public, His Recommen-.
dations From Trusts
PERTINENT QUESTIONS
SUGGESTS PEOPLE BE ALLOWED
TO SEE HOW COMPLETELY
TRUSTS CONTROL SUPREME
COURT OF UNITED STATES.

Lincoln, Neb., Oct 19.-Reiterating
his challenge to President Taft, to
make public the influence which was
brought to bear on him and caused
him to appoint Judge White chief JUS
tice of the United States Supreme
court, William Jennings Bryan in 'The
Commoner," which is issued today,
has an article which says in part:
You appointed Justice White chief
justice, who thirteen years ago took
the Trusts side Of question over the
head of Justice HARLAN, who had serv-
ed longer and with more distinction
and who had taken the peoples side
OF the questions
"Who asked you to give a Trust
democrat the preference over an anti
trust republican,"
Continuing Mr. Bryan said: you
appointed Governor Hughes associate
justice after he had interpreted your
platform to suit the trusts and he pro-
ceeded to join Justice White and full
fill your promise, to amend the anti
trust law, by weakening it.
Publish the written and verbal
recommendations, upon which you
appointed Governor Hughes and let
the people see how many trust mag
mates united to secure his appoint
ment.
Let the public see how completely
you have turned the highest court in
the land over to the trusts.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-10-19
DOCTOR SURPRISES
FRIENDS BY WEDDING

DR.. Edward o. Parker, well known
physician of the city, slipped one
over on his many friends today when
without any announcement of his in
tentions, he was married to Miss Flor
ence NJ. simmons. The wedding took
place at noon at the residence of the
officiating minister. Rev. j. NJ. Cor
nelson, 517 Union street and the doc
tor and his bride took delayed No. II
for Portland.
The bride is a trained nurse and
came here about a year ago from On
tario, Canada, and has since been ad-
ministering to patients in st. An
thongs hospital and in private homes.
DR.. Parker became acquaited with
her while engaged in his professional
duties and their romance has been
one of the sick room. Early this
morning, the doctor was noticed while
purchasing new clothes and later was
detected entering the courthouse. Sus-
picions were aroused and finally con-
firmed and, when the newly married
couple left on their honeymoon, they
were given an unexpected send-off.
They will be gone about ten days dur
ing which time they will visit in Port
land, Seattle and other cities.