El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-06-20

would Preside Culberson Lamb jeff
Davis from Pecos to Ell Paso? That 8
what Tom Green asked Deaf Smith.
These are sent in by Esther Haley,
aged II, of 2705 Missouri street:
If a cat claws mice, what is it Santa
Claus?
=. If you were to be baptized, would
If the Ell Paso waterworks fail would
Holmes dye?
up. G. d." of Altura Park, sends
these in:
The mosquitoes are SO large out at
Washington Park they can light on the
Grees and bark.
What can COW give butter milkf
Ben AgIlirre asks:
If a plant grows why doesn't a negTof
If there is any doubt about the sub
scription list the Ell Paso Herald boasts
of, why doesn't the Times Examiner?
Eddy Parks, All South ochoa street,
asks:
If the Old Maids Home is a success,
where will H. T. Batchler stay?
If Roy Jacoby wanted to fight would
he be afraid to give Sam Adair?
If Tug Wilson is fat. is cOttolene?
If ice is frozen viii Harry K. Thaw?
j. A. Farrell encloses these: 5
If the city water main should break,
would cloudbuIst?
If Douglas shoes wear well, will
chinaware?
If Susie. has a fellow who comes to
see her in dry weather, has Nell rain
bow?
If jim Grove can carry Is pounds,
how much can Tucumcari?
If the sun tans, will Captain.
If Japan and the United States should
come together, what would the Pacific
Express?
If people shoe flies, what would a
horseshoe?
When Mexico fell where did Cleve-
land?
VIII Lake asks:
If seven DAYS make one week, how
many weeks viii make Chas. Armstrong?
W. V. Erwin, ir., age 16. sends these
from Big Springs:
If Hans Wagner can bat ball over
the park fence how far can he Bat Mel
son?
If Sallie Hanks is Jim's Sal, who is
Chamizal?
If De Palma ditched his auto, what
would irrigation ditch?
If farmer raises vegetables, viii
Mary Garden7
When the first steamboat went down
the Mississippi river, did Tennessee 1T
No, but Arkansas it.
If cowslips, will a landslide.
If he loses will Scranton. Pa?
When the cow lows, will the base
If England is a nation is coronation
too?
See that little striped animals Ell
Paso smeher.
Hamilton Rayner says these viii take
the money:
If The Herald doesn't own COW. then
why does it keep Brann?
Ii all the lawyers go to Yuma is
Z. S. Goen?
Did any one in Ell Paso ever hear a |
tree hollOwl They do say some trees !
leave. True, some are more poplar |
and stay--One IN Ysleta left its trunk |
for board. All the other trees pined for |
a long time, but unlike FL Paso dogs, |
refused to bark, but like hogs, they. CON
tinue to root.
These were sent in by F. Swanson,
1OOO MdgOIIl4 avenue:
If woman was crossing the street |
on rainy day would .George Look?
The FL Paso Brewing company brews /
beer; what does Hebrew?
If the bell rings does the bridge toll? |
A modest woman reader asks:
II it's right to dam the Rio Grande is
It wrong TO curse the ice man? /
IL Jeffries couldn't lick johnson, could
I cowlick?
If the Mills building is twelve stories
high does the skyscraper?
VIII the tomato crop fail? Lettuce
wait and see.
If a costing should die uTo1id y goose
berry?
Maybe you never saw a horsefly. or
| cakewalk, but you have seen corn
'ow and a beanstalk
II a young woman sits for her picture
1t Feldman's, is he Posenerf
These are from Clifford Claire:
Chance may be manager of the Cubs
'ut he is not Overall.
If Andrew and did not get what he
wanted let him Draughon
If Jeff should turn the tables on Mutt.
would 1t make him LeInp or extra palei
Ina Dean, Military Heights, sends
hese:
If you read a paper how would Carl
2eidabush?
: If milk would sour would Professor
Jlrd?