Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-12-07

feller can.
He ALWAYS tells us, far ahead. now all
elections will come out.
He's seen so many hot campaigns. he
never has the slightest doubt.
OF course he often makes mistakes,
and very seldom calls the turn,
But there are very few who can. that
Is SO far as l can learn.
He's got a safe, sure remedy for ev-
cry i'll that man can find.
There's no disease that he can't cure
or none thai ] can call to mind.
OF course, sometimes. they don't get
we'll. but that is just part OF the
game;
A lot OF doctors tina I know in this
town must admit the anne.
His knowledge is as free as air. He
always peddleS out advice.
Without the form of being asked. His
wisdom is beyond all price.
Some fellers who have followed it have
made their fortunes. Some have
not.
Fol grandpa's human like the rest.
although he's lived an awful lot.
IT'S A MORTAL CINCH.
That the fellow who calls you up at
2 a. M, on the telephone by mistake.
is going to call you down. He is going
to say: What? Amt this six-eleven-
sixty-six? Well, why in blazes amt
it?"
That the pic that zones home from
the grocery is going to have a cracked
That the telephone is going to be
busy for half an hour when you want
to get your wife in a hurry.
That the fellow is going to marry
the girl before you get to the end of
the book
That the good things on the quick
lunch bill of fare are going to be gone
before you get there.
That your automobile is going to
balk just as soon as o pick up some
n to whom you have been praising
your car all summer.
That the lady with the large hat will
get peevish at you when she runs onto
you and twists it out of shape.
THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH.
Under the spreading chestnut tree the
village smithy stands.
The smith. a mighty man is he, with
large and sinewy hands.
He owns a dozen village lots and hand
some country lands,
You cannot call him humble now nor
poor; oh no., indeed.
He's picked up in the last five years
more dough than he can need.
He hired a french chef to prepare his
private brand of feed.
He owns a handsome private yacht and
proud seaside chateau,
He travels in a private car wherever
he may go.
His fortune now is reckoned at five
million plunks or more.
He doesn't shoe mules any more, or
memo the one-horse shay;
He makes more in a second now than
nee he did all day.
He merely thinkers touring cars that
pass along his way
THE MULE.
The mule is a most beauteous bird.
His liquid voice is often heard through
out the reaches Of the night. His
technique. 1t is simply grand. His
headtones have much volume and his
execution Is all right, and when he
sings his glad refrain: his voice roars
! the acceptance. He never suffers
with stage fright.
And like the opera singer. too. he's
stubborn. always. through and through.
He also dearly loves to kick. He's hard
to manage. hard to please, although
upon your Blended knees o beg Of him
until you're sick. He always has his
0wn sweet way, no matter what you
do or gay. He has his way and has It
quick.
OF all the voices. east or west. he
likes his sweet voice the best. This
is the m and only bet. The other
the tones he makes. No one gets notes
that ne can Uet And whon fhfa ami.