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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
ESCAPED LUNATlC is CAUGHT
Sheriff's Posse and Police Capture
Dangerous Man Who Terrcrzes
Countryside in Iowa.

Dubuque, Ia. - After chase
of 20 miles through dense
wooded section posse OF deputy sher-
ifs and police captured John G. Ho-
gan, who escaped from local hos
pital for the insane.
He beat a guard into insensib1iity
and terrorized the countryside. Armed
with butcher knife Hogan entered
farmhouse, brandished his weapon
above his head and put the occupants
to rout.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Arms Made to Order.

A United States senator, worth mil
lions which he made rapidly. has a
coat-of-arms recently acquired He
gave a large dinner party one night,
His coat of arms was emblaZoned in
gold on the top of the dinner cards
The lady who went in with the sen
ator, the wife of another senator, OBJ.
served the insignia when she picked
up her dinner card and exclaimed
''How pretty!"
YES" replied the senator proudly
"I think 1t is rather neat My wife in.
vented it"-Saturday Evening Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
SANTA CLAUS MAIL GETS o. K.
Postmaster General Rescinds Order to
Send Chidren's Communications
to Dead Letter Office.

Westinghouse General
Hitchcock has raised the ban on San
ia Claus mail Letters to Santa Claus
will be delivered to charitable or be-
nevolent organizations. or to kind
hearted people who desire them, in
stead of being returned to the senders
or destroyed Mr.. Hitchcock said the
resultant happiness to many poor
children would make it worth while
for the department to undertake the
work.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
WAsHINGTON'S FOE is FREED
Harry A. UIrich, Charged With AS.
sault on CoIored Educator, Is
Discharged by Judge.

New York.-Harry A Ulrich, dog
fancier, was acquitted of the charge
of assaulting Booker T. Washington,
the negro educator and principal of
Tuskegee Normal school at Tuskegee,
Ala. on the night of March 10
last.
Judge Moss delivered the opinion
of the special sessions court Judge
dissented. The ruling read:
THE court acquits the defendant
by majority decision, Judge O'Keefe
dissenting"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10

Mrs. e. A. Thelin, Marvel, N. D.. ana na
Mrs. Henry Jensen, Granton, Wis, Nv
only laxative given is Dr. CaIdTeas
Syrup Pepsin. It has been tound y
answer most perfectly all the pur
poses of a laxative and its Ver
mildness and freedom from gripping
recommend it especially for the use o.
children, women, and old folks gens sG
ally-people who need a gentle pG Saa
stimulant Thousands of America
families have been enthusiastic ABOUT
for more than a quarter of century 81.
Anyone wishing to make a trial Of this
remedy before buying it in the resula
way Of druggist at fifty cents or ons
dollar large bottle (family size sna
have a sample bottle sent to the no m
free of charge by simply addressing q e.
w. B. Caldwell, 201 washington, ,. oS
Monticello, III. Your name and adui'''
on a postal card will do.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10

know what it means to drag through the
long day, aching from head to foot lame.
sore, weak. miserable and Respondent.
What's the use of going through all that.
day after day-spending horrible. sleepless
nights? There isn't any since DR.. Derby
gave his wonderful discovery to the world.
Dr. Derbys Kidney Pills (guaranteed) help
from the very first they cant hurt You
tifc preparation which really removes the
cause of Kidney arrangements.
If you have diabetes. dropsy. Bright's dis
ease. infamed bladder, any urinary diff
Derby's Kidney pills at once ESQ and 500
packages. Sample package free. At drug.
Eists'. or sent direct by Derby Medicine Co.,
Eaton Rapids, Mich.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Hit church aummage Sales.

La Crosse, Wis.-By unanimous
resolution of the Socialist party in La
Crosse, taken in meeting. the mayor
and common council are called upon
to suppress church rummage sales by
law. They are denounced as among
the worst spreaders of disease in the
community.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Boston Hotels Bar Bible.

Boston.-Manager of three large
Boston hotels have refused to allow
the Gideons, an organization of travel
ing men, which seeks to donate BIZ
BILE to every hotel room in the coun-
try. to place Bibles in their hostelries
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Ship Sinks; q Drown.

Lop6on.-The Greek steamer Lordos
Byron foundered in the English chan
mel during a gale. Twenty-Five of her
crew were drowned. The remaining
three of her crew were picked up by
the steamer Grotius.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Letter to
DR.. Kilmer s. Co.
Pinghamt0n, N. Y.
Rove What swamp-Root VIII Do For You

Prove What SWamp-KOOt VIII Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also re-
ceive a booklet of valuable informa-
ton, telling all about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing, be sure and
mention this paper Regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at
all drug stores.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Distemper

In all its forms among all ages of horses
and dogs, cured and others in the same
stable prevented from having the disease
with Spohn's Distemper Cure. Every
bottle guaranteed. Over 100000 bottles
sold last year $50 and $780, Good drug
gists, or send to manufacturers. Agents
wanted Write for free book. Spohn
Med. Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
|||| POULTRY
l@ya,7y6~/ya~77|
COLONY HOUSES FOB POULTRY
Less Liability of Spread of Disease
Where Floeks Can Be Kept Sep
arate and Given Range.

There are many advantages in
keeping fowls in small fiocks. There
is less liability to the spread of dis
ease and they may be given FREQ
range. Although the colony house
would cost more than a long building,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Test of Real Greatness.

Columbus had made the egg stand
on end.
But could you unscram Bile it," de
manded the mortified courtiers.
Which merely aecentuates the great
truth that nobody is springing any
real puzzles nowadays.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granuless Easy to take
as candy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Awful Daekaehing
Kidney Trouble!
Dr.. Derby's Famous Pills Will
Quickly Restore Your Kidneys and
Bladder = Danish Your Rheu-
matism Try Them Freel

Oh, the torture of getting up in the morn
ing those terrible pains stabbing You
through and through-twisting and wrench
ing every muscle. bone and nervei You who
know the experience only 200 well. You
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
At the Dance.

"Ah, say, Miss Mandy, am you pro-
gram full?''
"Lordee, no, Mr.. Lumley. 1t takes
moan san'wich an two olives to fill
nah program"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
Keen Yards Clean.

Keer the poultry yards cleaned up
and allow nothing that has been eft
uneaten by the fowls to accumulate
Ind decompose-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10
.,ohnson Fined for Speeding.

Newcastle, England.-Jack Johnson
the heavyweight champion, was fined
ego here 70. automobile speed
ing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10

1t takes a bachelor to think that he
understands women
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-11-10

Talk is cheap. Give us the silent
lady on the silver dollar every time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
PIMPLES so DlSFlGURING
HE STUNNED FRIENDS

81 was bothered with pimples and
four years. My face and arms were
completely covered with them. The
pimples would come out on my face
and tester all up. They would scab
over, and make my face sore, besides
being so disfguring that | Stunned
my friends. l tried facial cream
balms and benzoine with no effect.
"One night l asked friend what
was good for pimples. and he advised
me to try Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment which I did. would wash
my face first with hot water and Cuti-
cura Soap, and then put on some Cuti-
cura Ointment, let it stay on five
minutes, and then wash my face again
with the Cuticura Soap. 1t would
draw the blackheads out as nice, and
the pimples, oh say, 1t was one grand
relief to go among my friends and be
jolly again. After using two cakes OF
Cuticura Soap and two boxes OF Cuti-
cura Ointment, my face is as smooth
as If there never had been pimple
on 1t. l cannot speak too highly of
the Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and
| hope others will profit by them as
much as l have. know they will
after giving them just one trial"
(Signed) Arthur E. Caswell, R. F. d.
Nc. 2, Portsmouth, N. H., May 6, 1911.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold by druggists and dealers
everywhere, a sample Of each, with 81
page book, will be mailed free on ap-
plication to "Cuticura," Dept. 8 K,
Boston
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
A SPOON SHAKER.
Straight From Coffeedom,

Coffee can marshall good squadron
OF enemies and some very hard ones to
overcome. A lady in Florida writes:
Il have always been very fond OF
good coffee, and for years drank it at
least three times day. At last, how.
ever, I found that 1t was injuring me.
II became bilious, subject to fire.
quent and violent headaches, and so
very nervous, that l could not lift a
spoon to my mouth without spilling
part of its contents.
my heart got trickety' and beat so
fast and so hard that l could scarcely
breathe, while my skin got thick and
dingy. with yellow blotches on my face,
caused by the condition of my liver
and blood.
II made up my mind that all these
Affections came from the coffee, and I
determined to experiment and see
$50 quit coffee and got package
of Postum which furnished my hot
morning beverage. After little time
] was rewarded by complete restora-
ton of my health in every respect.
81 do not suffer from biliousness any
more, my headaches have disappeared,
my nerves are as steady as could be
desired, my heart beats regularly and
my complexion has cleared up beauti-
fully-the blotches have been wiped out
and 1t Is such a pleasure to be we'll
again" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's a reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of humaa
interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
uuest. Address Professor Munyon, SD Il
jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your commune
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had a personal inter-
view.
MUNYON'S Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grippe. they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments There are % feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. If
| had my way | would prohibit the sale
of nine tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of Indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
it. they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishmcnt from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing 45 pills,
% cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD &
jefferson SITS. Philadelphia.
4 Cd viii l.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
No Sharing Profits.

M. Paul was a grocer in a French
town. Rats overran the place and a
price of two sous a head was placed
upon them by the town council. M.
Paul's errand boy, working early and
late, managed to Stay 80 rats in the
cellars and attics of the shop. The
boy took them to the town hall, and,
returning jubilant to the grocers,
showed M. Paul the nine francs he
had gained. The grocer held out his
palm. Hand the money over" he
said. "You knew very well those rats
were mine, not yours"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
No Time Wasted.

Olaf Larson, working in millinery
warehouse, backed into an elevator
shaft and fell down five stories with
load of boxes Horror-stricken, the
other employees rushed down the
stairs, only to find him picking him
self unframed out of the rubbish.
less de boss mad?" he whispered
cautiously "Tar 'em Ay had to como
down for nails anyway."-Success
MAGAZINE.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Was Equal to the Occasion.

The elder Sothern, the creator OF
the Lord Dundreary fame, was ex-
tremely sensitive to Interruptions Of
any sort Seeing man in the act OF
leaving his box during the delivery of
one of the actors best speeches he
shouted out: eli, you sir, do you
know there Is another act?" The Of
fender was equal to the occasion, how
ever; he turned to the actor and an.
swered cheerfully: ooh, yes: that's
why I'm going!"-In Lighter Vein.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Childish Beliefs.

Yes, children believe plenty OF queer
things. suppose all of you have
had the pocketbook fever when you
were little What do | mean? Why
ripping up old pocketbooks in the firm
belief that bank bills TO an immense
amount were hidden in them, So. too,
you must all remember some splendid
unfulfilled promise of somebody or
other, which fed you with hopes per
haps for years, and which left blank
in your life which nothing has ever
filled up.-Holmes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Forgiveness of Children.

It is the sweet and entire forgive
ness of children, who ask pity for
their sorrows from those who have
caused them. who do not perceive
that they are wronged, who never
dream that they are forgiving, and
who make no bargain for apologies
1T Is this that men and women are
urged to learn of a child.-Alice Mey-
nell.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Russian Stables Almost Extinct.

Killing sables in Russia, in entire
disregard of future supplies, has re-
suited in steady decline in the catch,
and In some districts has nearly ef-
fected the determination of these val
liable fur bearers; the matter has been
taken up by the authorities, and no
sables will be permitted to be caught
during the present season, and the
matter of making an absolutely closed
period of three years is to be consid-
cred without delay
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
ACCOMPLISHED in Profanity.

This from Hawaii: "A native
woman called on the attorney general
the other day to complain of the bad
language used by the child of neigh
Dor in the presence Of her own tots
How old is your neighbours child?
oueried the attorney general About
six replied the woman. l shouldn I
think that child Of that age could
use much bad language remarked the
attorney general You ought to hear
him, exclaimed the woman. Why. ne
can swear just as good as his father.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28


limbs and back near
ly drove me distracted
and my head ached
SO intensely I could
hardly see. After
doctors had failed to
help me, I began
using Doan's Kidney
Pills. Imagine my
delight at receiving
almost instant relief.
T oYn nnW az free
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
wan$ed q Wifnesa

Neighbor (whose bell Is rung late)
what do you want?" Clubman-
"Sorry to trouble you. Frau Schmidt,
but I must go back to the club, as my
wife won't let me in, and wanted to
be able to call you as a witness that
i was here at ten o'clock.-Fliegende
iBlatter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Something Worth BORROWING

I'm going right over to call on
those people next door"
But. my dear, they moved In only
yesterday, Don't you think you ought
to wait a few days?"
Not at all. l saw vacuum clean
er among their possessions. and |
want to borrow it before somebody
else does"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

from kidney trouble as if l had never
had it and shall never cease to be
thankful to Doan's Kidney Pills"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
Dtorekeepers everywhere. Price 50c.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Now She Calls Him Father.

Yes. he loved the girl. and he must
seek her widowed mothers consent to
lead the fair one to the altar But he
Numbered sadly! Mrs. Desmond he
began, in voice beseeching agi
tated, Il have come to ask you for the
blessed privilege Of working for your
dear daughter, taking care of her,
giving her a home, and" But he got
no further Eagerly the widow threw
herself into his arms oh Herbert"
she whispered. Il gladly give you the
privilege. You don't know how
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Grandfather's Fault,

Father-Why, when | was your age
didn't have as much money in
month as you spend in a day.
Son-Well, pa, don't scold me about
it. Why don't you go for GRANDPA
ther?-Silent Partner.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Some Do IL Yet.

Before lunatics were confined to
asylums, and when they were allowed
side, they wore an armlet for dis
tinction.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Somebody VIII Lose.

What is meant by +he triangle In
modern dramas?"
when two men love the same
woman. or two women love the same
man"
"Umphi That isn't triangle
That's gamble"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
He Had One Essential.

Mr.. Leo-"Why did you let your
daughter marry that little handy
legged sport?" Mr. Monk-"Why he's
the best climber IN the Jungle, and
that's quite important when food Is
so high"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
SpitefuI,

What was your object in mention
ing that old enemy of yours as one
of the presidential possibilities ?"
"Oh, merely to call attention to the
fact that he hasn't any show"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Rather Risky.

When a rich old bachelor gets sick
his kinfolks are willing for him to try
nearly anything except the pretty
nurse Characterization News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
The First Step,

The first step on the ladder that
leads to success is the firm determine
ton to succeed; the next is the pos
session of that moral and physical
courage which will enable one to
mount up, rung after rung until the
top Is reached.-Lord Wolseley.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
SIurrinq It Over.

I'm a poor conversationalist at
these highbrow dinner parties. I'm
always afraid of mispronouncing some
word" take a mouthful of spinach
before attempting a word that you
are uncertain about"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Natural Question.

"He was one of their most reliable
and trustworthy employees" whats
the matter, is he dead or just abscond-
ed?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
He Knows What Work Is.

ne NnoWS WHAT "oTN iS'
"You lazy, good-for-nothing thing
said the citizen to the tramp. "Why
don't you so to work." Work" said
the tramp. do you imagine that
walking from New Orleans to New
York twice a year Is pleasure?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Clothes and the Man.

Clothes and the Wan.
''The better a person Is dressed the
less money he has as a rule" Thus
Judge Parry, whose experience in the
county court certainly gives him a
right to speak on the subject.-Lon'
don Telegraph.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

American Women Smokers.
1t is said there are two million wo
men smokers in the United States.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

The Grandest Old Bore.
Methuselah chuckled.
l remember summer just like this
700 years ago." he cried.
Abashed, the others skunk away.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

A good name being better than
riches, it behooves us to take better
care of our regulations.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA .
AND BUILD UP LII SM r STl ~
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottles
showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in a taste-
less form. The Quinine drives out me ,o m al
and the iron builds up the system. SOLD oy Al
dealers for 30 years. PI.ce SO cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28

Love. which is the essence of God,
is not for levity, but for the total
worth of a man.-Emerson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
hoods
SarsapariIfa

Acts directly and peculiarly
on the blood; purihes enriches
and revitalizes it, and in this
way builds up the whole sysS
tenn. Take it. Get it today.
In usual liquid form or in chocolate
coated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-07-28
Sharnenind Scissors,

SGfSSOfo'
To sharpen scissors well and quick
~, saw the blades on the neck of a
glass bottle as if you were trying
to cut it off. This will sharpen the
bluntest of scissor blades.