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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

grin.
"Aud So you may drive on after the
man With the COW nnd the hnu With
the pig"
Bowssr Put to Sleep.
He went That man. whoever he Ia,
has mothpr.in.law aud Knows what's
what. MIR l'uwscri.rew lrdund whitr
and other courS aud klckrd the fenca
IN his rage, but WIS serene very SO
rene. 80 molhcrlu.luw can make q
success OF It without being ycrene
Samuel folowrd me into thu houar
TO tell his wife lh1t hr WIS going ~
rip up rrprta and start IN To clean
house. bm J gave him one lool; aud he
witcd
Thni hc announced that be- was 60,
Ing 20 plini the Croni steps We had
quite II lliilr urCumcnt over IT, aud he
raised his vui-r scvernl notchrS. INT he
did no rlntlug Thcu he said he
would 20 nn to Il Saloon and gci drunk
aud lrt everybody know thai my com
ng had driven him tu despair but by
q O'Clock had hin tucked up on the
lounge and sleeping like Il baby. Once
IN awhile in his dreams ne heaved n
henrtfelt sigi. lui ann woman and
pay no attention to- trines when man.
ngiug sun-in.nw.
LUCINDA HENSON.
Alothcr-iu-lnw to MIR. BOwser.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

London. June 1.-TWO of the most
beautiful Womcu in European court
circrlcs will be prominent figures In
the ccronation ceremonies June 30.
rhcy are Princess Margaret OF Swed-
IN and the Duchess of. Westminster.
Princes Margaret, 81 cousin of King
Ggbrgc, Isl the wife of The crown
prince or Sweden. she is the daugh-
Ter OF the Duke of Conuought broth
cr or King Edward VII ,PThc Duchess
of Westmihistcr is the wife OF one Of
the richest men in the world. The
duke is England's leading landowner
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17
Il have bought her."
Gov Trado b Ended.

Cow Trade 10 Ended.
mot yet. Samuel. have-a few ques-
tions 10 usk this man trst. Let me in
quire how much over twenty years old
this skeleton ls" 'r
shes six years old. maam," replied
the man in growl.
shes nearer twenty, sir In fact, !
can count eighteen wrinkles on the
horn she has left. My dear sonIn-luw
here doesn't know that each wrinkle
stands for q year. and you must eX-
cuse him. How much milk does she
give"
"Twelve quarts n day"
IF you took six from her she'd col
lapse. She's about as much new milk
as that telephone pole. We shan't
want her"
"But I'm buying this cow said Mr.
Bowser as he hristled mp. to me sf
"Oh. no. you're not II isn't our COW
day. That *. II you want Il COW skin
on hand you might pay n couple Of
dollars for this 0Ie and 20 cents mare
for the bones It's hung ON, but that's
the limit" .t a..
II thought wFs selling a COW 10 q
man.. put I'm the owner. aud he didn't
grin when he said II.
so you are, replied Mr., Buwser
as he swelled out his chest
You are both Mistaken" ! said
"You are neither selling nor luylng
That scarecrow can he driven down
the alley II she has the Strength Ia
walk. If not. we can ring for an am
bulapce, Samuel. I'd like to see y0u
In the house. | feel like talking Over
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

Washington, June 14.-Senatpr Dill
lingham Of Vermont, chairman of the
committee on privileges and elections,
has charge Of the new investigation
ordefed by the senate int th' man
ner of the election of William a.
Lorimer Of Illinois TO the senate,
Senator Dillingham; Is also chairman
Of the rauantly appointed jubcom-
''''tico which VIII hear the evidence
for and against Lorimer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

Two makers of musical instru-
mcnts ono in Brussels, the other In
Tostuu--have recently announced
their belcrg. that the material of an
instrgment has nothing TO do with
its tone. One of them made expert
mcnts only with wind Instruments,
hut the other tried innovations in vio-
line and violonccllos substituting tin
and aluminium FOR post and bridge.
with an actual improvement la tone.
Il is his belief that distribution of
mass is far more important TO good
tone than the material used. This
theory is contrary to all previous
opinions on the subject, and if true
win wipe out much of the romance
of the search for and trcasuring of
old violin timber.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17
ECZ Z M a
Also Called letter, salt Rheum, PIuri-
tus. Milk-Crust. Weeping Skin. Etc.


tus. MillS-Crust. Weeping skin, Etc.
ECZEMA CAN BE CURED TO
STAY. and when / say cured, / mean
lust what / say--C-U-R- and not
merely patched up for awhile. TO re-
turn worse than before. Remember
/ make this broad statement after put
ting ten wears OF nav time on this one
disease and handling in the meantime
"A quarter of a million cases Of this
dreadful disease. Now. | do not care
what all You have used. nor how many
doctors have told you that YOU could
not be cured-all / ask is lust a
chance 10 show you that / know what
i am talking about. If YOU viii write
me TODAY. | viii. send YOU a FREE
TRIAL. of my mild. soothing. guaran-
teed cure that will convince you more
in a day than / or anyone else could
I'm months time. III you are disgust
ed and discouraged / dare YOU to give
me "a chance 10 prove my claims. BY
writing me today YOU Will enjoy more
real comfort than YOU had ever
thought this world holds for YOU. just
try II and you viii see l am telling you
the truth.
Dr. j. y. Cannaday, 1921 Park square,
Sedalia. Mo-
References; Third National Rank.
Sedalia Mo.
Could yon do a better act than TO
send this notice to some poor suiferer
, OF eczema?
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17
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mind and temper But it's hard for
u woman to be charming without
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blot hes, skin crupiions ana y wretch
scd complexion larfs Electric FiUcrs al
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They regulate the Stomach, Liver ant
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.smooth. velvet WSuA lovely complex.
ion aud perfect health. Try fhcm. 500
LAT Tschanen Bros.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17


prcssl
" THINK well uf MIR sa-'uel Bow
ser us mau and II sun-lnlaw.
bat from the FIRST tay of his mar
riage into the family | felt that
l would have 20 take him Ia hand at
intervals aud bring him to iimy. !
can't say that hM wife doesn't hold
her own fairly well. but there are nj
ways occaslous IN the life of ever,
son.in-law When master hand f.
needed.
The other morning when ! got M Il
was with presentiment that Mr.
Bowser was running away with thc
wagon and that ought tn hp un hnnt
10 Take the rcins always act on
such feeling By neon had ny
trunk packed and ready to start At !
o'clock IN the uftpruouH WHs at Mr.
Bovser's house. My prcsrutimeut hnt
not deceived me. found my daugh,cl
IN iears and Mr. BowScr In the ale.
dlckerlng for what he called q new
milk COW. lIp waS taking an after
noon from the ollce 10 do II.
Mr. Bowser had about concluded G
cash deal OF $40 FOR the cow and had
his hand In his pocket for the green.
backs when | appeared NJ his elhow.
Ills greeting of me wlls not enthusiau
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

ORDINANCE NO. Ga, Reduiripg
abutting property owners to nut In
avenue.
Whereas the Council of thcrCitv of
Marion, Ohio has determined to per-
manentlN Improve OlneN avenue from
Gqlnmhla Street to Bellefontaine ave
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

Washington, Jnne 17.---Senor IN
macona, the Mexican embassldor
her@ who was recently appointed
financial representative Of MoNico at
London, Is som to leave for his post
1he embassy viii be left In charge
OF Senor Pereya, the FIRST seyretgry.
pending the arrival Of senior Crespo.
Who is still at Vienna.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

Tho stereopticon, instead Of a page
hoy. is now used ny some New YORK
N"tels to summon guests to the tclc-
DhOne .ttg tau. I... 5000 It.iHf tt.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

IOUnCIIl
Approved bv the MAYOR. John G
Setter. June 10. 1911.
This resolution presented to the
Mayer. June is 1911.
Mirror S-17-24 star 6-17-24
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

ORDINANCE NO. Ga. Authorlziftk
The Director Qf Hublc. Safety To cN-
pend TWentgf RnlThdikann Iffte1 Hui.
drcd Dollars aud To enter into con-
tracts for purposes ncrrnaftcr stated
Bc II ordained byf he Councl Of
the CHy OF Marion stare of ono two
so@aaftl@sa 56ir9a 81 ~ fSs@Yfs fIfF9lFScryt@5
SccuOn T. That the Director of
Public Safety be and H. is heye6v
autnOrizcd and cmpJyered foSeXoend
TWentN-two ThousaG III, al " AHundred
Dollars realized from the sale OF
bonds issued for the purpose Of paw
ing the cost and expense of erectine.
~ the central section of the CITY OF
Marion, ono. an engine house Tor the
lre department Of said city ana equip
- Sc Section ton ?. That the said Director
OF Public Safety Is hereby authorized
an directed 20 innlSe ana execute
contracts Tor the erecting aud euuiD-
ping OF said engine house To the low
,"l Hhd nrst huucr, after advertise
ment according To law. ''''
ovthou IS. nus urulnance shall be
in force and take effect from and after
lhg earnest period allowed by law.
Passed June ~. 1911.
ltali 4. smart frcsluent of the CITY
ADproved by the Mayor. John q
Seilcr. Juno IL. 1911
Attest; Miles LOngshorc. City Clerk.
a mo oi.IilnDc presented To the
Mayor June l5 1911.
Mirror, q l-2i.- star 6-l7-21
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

nue.. Now therefore.
! he II ordained nv me Council of the
Nlty ot Marion, state of Ohio:
Section ]. That an the owners of
lots and lands abutting upon OlneV
avenue from Columbia street to Belle
iontalnc avenue he and are hereby or
dcrcd and directed to lay all sewer.
water ana Eas tabs on said street from
the mains thereon To the inner edge
oi the curb. same To he completed
within twenty daYs from the recent
OF written notice under this ordinance.
Provided that " said connections are
not made within the time above men-
ttoned the Director uf Public Service
be and he is hereby iirected To cause
SAID connections To be made and the
cost thereof to be assessed against the
abuttlng property
section 2. The CITY Clerk be and
he IL hereby directed to cause written
notice tp ne eiVonlnnder this 'dFdinstnto
upon all the abuttihg property own-
.cfS. I.iI Ii " tHl. ~ t'fI
Section 3. This ordinance shall be
In Force trop1 antll after It's bassagc
and legal publication.
Passed June ~. 1911.
FPrl IT, Smart. Presidents QfsthC
Approved bv the Mayor. John q.
Setter, June 15il1d1l: Jl,9l1G dufI
This onlinaha9, 9reseniadi1toi ne
Mirr@rL g. il7,2i. Star L67hfIeA anM.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

tic. II never is. but don't let such
tribes disturb me. It's just the way
some sonS.ln-law have.
Buying COW. SOmuelY' | pleasant
ly asked.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17

"And So you may drive On after the
man With the COW and The hau With
thu nio "
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-06-17
BOWSER FOILED.
His Mother-in.law Stops Several
of His Trades.
HE WANTED TO BUY A cow.
tto Also Had Traded For Pig ard a
Dozen Chickens, but Ho Did Not Get
Thsm-Wfe's Mother Tolls How She
Mansuts tier Son. law.
eY m QUAD.

B1 m. QORb.
tCopyrlght. g9li. by Associated Literar
Press
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
HEAT MAKES UMPIRE'S
 :, JOB MORE DIFFICULT
Torrid Atmosphere Causes z Players and Spectators to
 Roast Arbiter

This is a bad season for umpires especially in the National League First. President Lynch indefinitely suspended Jack Doyle for his decis- ion in the Chicago Pittsburg game that will have to be played over. Then Roger Bresnahan was slammed or the jaw by His Umps'' Klem, and the big row was when Outfielder Magee smashed Finneran on the jaw Mon day at Philadelphia, for which action he has been indefinitely suspended and given the heaviest fine that the constitution allows.
 There have been wholesale suspen- sions of managers because of rows with umpires all during the season Both McGraw of the Giants and Dah- ien of the Dodgers have been out or numerous occacsions. President Lynch He declares that the players are talk ing advantages of the new umpires that he has put to work and are not giving them a chance to make good Either the excessive heat is driving the players baseball mad and causing them to attack the arbitrators or the latter are such an incompetent lot they are making the diamond artists desperate.
 Even the Eastern League is having trouble with its umpires. In the the Skeeters and the Orioles the fans. abetted by the players, roughly ham, died the indicator holders after the game. They appealed to the police for help, but were not accorded any. The umpires were lucky to escape with their lives. so violent did the spectators become.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
Iv0R SWANS0N'S HIT WINS
 CAME FOR M'CANN'S MEN
Murphy Will Protest Game on Ground That
 SWede Was Given Four Strikes

New Britain, July 13.-The old cry of win your own game" was heard by Ivor Swanson yesterday and he batted out a single in the eighth that scored the winning run, allowing Bridgeport to beat New Britain by 5 to 4. The Mechanics played error less ball and hit hard. They tapped Murray Parker with men on bases. Swanson was in good form, holding the Cubebs to nine scattered hits and flaming five. Stowe, Litschi and Ruell did brilliant work in the field.
 Here is what the Hartford Courant says of the game.
 Dan O'Neil was missed from the players bench at Electric Field yes- terday afternoon. The veteran man ager was always on hand while own CT of the team and his presence gave local fans. Now that New Britain has been changed from O,Nei1ites to Murphyttes, O'Neil, when present, will be in the camp of the foe. Mur- phy, the new owner of the team, was not with the players yesterday after noon.
 Under the new management the game opened with a larger attend ance than there had been for num- Der of days.
 der unfortunate circumstances. After two outs in the eighth Swanson had two strikes and then the disputed play occurred. It is claimed by the fans that he struck at the next ball. but the ump did not see it that way and did not call the strike. Swanson had another swing at the horsehide and made a hit which brought in Stowe. The run proved to be the winning run of the game. Manager Murphy is to protest the game.
 It was a see-saw game from the start. with an even balance much of the time. Ldtschi gave Bridgeport run in the first inning. by knocking the ball over the left field fence. New Britain followed by scoring Ryan and Waterman. Both singled and Ryan scored on Flanagan's sacrifice fly and Waterman on a passed ball. The sec- ond inning saw Russell score. He had obtained his base by being hit by a pitched ball. In the third the
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
YOUNG WAGNER
 DEFEATS BRITT
Clever Bantams Go Ten Rounds
 in New York

In the first of a double windup at the Twentieth Century A. C., New York, last night, Young Wagner had the better of Young Britt, of Balti- more, after ten rounds of sensational milling. Both these clever bantams were fast and willing, and from the first bell to the final gong there was something doing all the time.
 There was but one knockdown and it fell to Wagner in the ninth. Britt in the preceding period had shown a great flash that promised to even the bout for him. He landed several hard punches to Wagner's right eye Wag- ner came back strong in the ninth. A hard right to the jaw put Britt down momentarily and another staggered him after he had scrambled to his feet. The tenth round was the fastest of the session. The boys stood head to head pounding away for all they were worth
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
King To Manage
 Boston Next Year
Will Receive More Salary Than
 Ever Before in His Career

Kansas City, July 13-That Johnny kling, present captain of the Boston Nationals, is to be made manager for next season, that being a part and parcel of the agreement by which he consented to join the Boston forces after being traded by the Chicago Ma tlonals, is Kings own statement in a letter received here by one of Kling's lifelong and most intimate friends. And when he becomes manager he is to draw more money than he has ever been paid during his long connection with the diamond
 This information from Kling direct bears out the assertion that he has always made among his friends here to the effect that if he ever joined any other club than the Cubs 1t would be as manager, and not as merely play CT. Kling was given the opportunity of managing the Boston club this year, according to this same authority, but did not care to take hold of that end of the team in its present condition, and would accept only the position of field captain, leaving the management entirely in the hands of Fred Penney:
 The 'Mose" is smoking the Mug get. p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
Boston And White
 Sox Trade On Yet
Offers Taylor, Wagner and
 Cicotte For Scott and Payne

Chicago. July 1s.-The proposed deal between the Chicago Americans and the Boston Americans, which was. first reported when the Chicago ans were making their initial trip through the East, is up again for dis posaT. It was said yesterday that John I. Taylor, owner of the Boston team, would reaoh here before the close of the present series and at- tempt to trade some of his men for two or moro individuals now wearing Chicago uniforms.
 Reports have it that Taylor wants Pitcher Scott and Catcher Payne, for whom. with another player thrown in. he is willing to give Catcher Car rigan and Pitcher Cicotte, and possi- bly, Infelder Wagner. Taylor is conn ing West at the request of President Comiskey, of the Chicago Americans, who is said to have wired the East ern magnate requesting a resumption of negotiations which were broken of when Taylor demanded Walsh. McIntire Lord and a few others who figure in the trade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13

Rusksn --.. ..-47pson Eors.
 One of the principal clubs in Pal Mall has the misfortune to be ire quented by a gentleman who is by common consent the greatest bore ard buttonholer in London. Some years ago this good man. on his return froos his autumn holiday, was telling al his acquaintances at the club that bc had been occupying a house at tb; lakes not far from Mfr. Ruskin. who. he added. was in a very melancholy state.
 'I am truly sorry for that" said ors of his hearers. what is the matter with himY'
 Well" replied the buttonhoIer, 'T was walking one day in the lane which separated Ruskin's house from mine. and saw him coming down the lane toward me. The moment he caught sight of me he darted into q wood which was close by and hid behind tree till had passed. Oh, very sad indeedv-From Collections and Rer- elections"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13

ment clocks could not be exported
 because the damp air swelled ths wheels, making them worthless, the perfection of brass movements over came this difficulty. and in 1542 the Bristol Clock Company was orsaDfz- ed to export clocks. The first year it's export trade to China amounted to 1885 the express being only 800 Foreign trade grew rapidly, giving to Bristol a steadily increasing business, entirely independent of local financial conditions. To-day the European market demands a large part of the output of our Iocal factories.
 The trade begun by Gideon Rob- erts is to-day the greatest industry of our town-an industry in which Bristol has always been a leader, for besides being the home of the frsr clock factory, to her belongs the credit of makig the first brass clock. the first "Grandfather" clock. the first spring clock, the first marine clock. and the first calendar clock besides may minor "firsts." Bristol stood first in the early days, and it is a matter of much local pride that she still fe- tains her position-one of the larg- est clock manufacturing towns in the United States"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
George Browne Is
 Again In Majors
 After Many Years
Former Giant Outfielder Now Bobs up With Brooklyn as
 Utility Man

Sinbad the Sailor, Col Gulliver and a few others known to touring fame
 were all there as travellers but none of them had anything on George Browne, the ex-Giant. now laboring under Brooklyn sta ndard. There are few high or low spots in the game that Browne has missed in the last few years.
 Back in 1905 he was a member of
 the Giants world series squad. He hung for spell after that, but in 1907 figured in that New York-Bos- ton deaI which brought Bridwell and Penney to New York, sending Browne. Bowerman, Ferguson and a few others over to Boston.
 After perusing the Boston landscape for a season. MT. Browne went next through another sojourn, until the call came. from the Chicago White Sox. In 1910 the Sox decided that George had graduated from the Chi cago belt, and he was then passed
 over to Newark. t
 quite clip with Newark, but finally
 fell away, and about two weeks ago
 was released. At which point
 Browne decides to start all over again
 and joins in with Prof. Ebbet's train
 ed collection over in Brooklyn.
 Baseball may be in its infancy as Prof. Epbets relates, but George Browne isn't. But for all his shifts and changes the fleet-footed Giant of 1905 believes he can join the come
 back legion and catch hold once more. When in his stride there were few faster sprinters in the game than this same outfelder of the 1905
 Giants, and it may be that he can
 bulge forward again. At any rate, it is something to have slipped from Washington to the minors, slip even from the minors and then get anoth- CT start back in the big belt once more.
 Browne is now utility outfielder un- der Dahlen's banner and hopes to show stuff to be drafted still higher in the big league and thus continue his travels over trails as yet untried
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
Meseorie shewsrs.

How many know that the earth fs getting larger each year from the fan of meteoric matters on it's surface and that such matter is of no small weight? One hundred tons day fs the estimate made by Young. This. he says, would make a layer one inch thick over the entire earth fin 1,O00- 000,OO0 years if we assume this me teoric matter to be three times as heavy as water. But another effect has to take place at the same time As the earth is getting larger ithe force of gravity gets larger. and we are be- ing attracted with more force toward the sun. But the centrifugal force keeping US away from the sun gets much greater, too, and. in fact, more so than the suns gravity, the result being that we are gradually fncreas~ ing our distance from the glowing orb. New York Tribune.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-07-13
-A-- Clean Your Glasses.

The most scientifically fitted glasses in the world will do more harm than good unless they are properly kept and correctly worn. It Is strong state ment to make, but most people wear dirty glasses. even those who are fas- tidiously careful in all other respects. Peering through any cIouded and un- certain window is a strain upon the vision. How much more must the strain be when the window Is so close to the eye that 1t is almost part of if,
 Glasses must be worn at the exaet angle for which they were prescribed and no other. For this reason maHy people and All, children do better fn spectacles than in eyeglasses The glasses should be fitted to the eye by the optician,a after which care should be taken not to handle and loosen the frame. If this occurs in the slightest degree they should again be fitted and ightened.-Youth's Companion.