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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

Die Re9tsrung bsfabt iia
ieBt nit Der untsrIuhuno BEG gepIonz
ten 8rob SruTts, an bsfen Spite
Der 0roBtapttaIiit 8ates itebt, Der NIT
etnem &apttuI pon 80 Wiuionen Dol
lars bic 8rOopreiie in ben Der. Staaz
ten -oitttren nil. DAP Elm FOLDER
5ruIt bedbftbti9t mar, gsIanots iton
Dor geraumer 3eit our 8enntniB Der
Sunbss ReQierung. 9od belt man
bic NusfiibrunQ nitt fir m09Iid,
neil IS ioI6 qsrin9ss 8apitoI srbsiitt,
tIeine 9ddereien gu eriinoen. Die
RdhforIhunqsn baben ober bic RsQisz
rung auf cine 9sIebruno gebraht, bic
4nberen ihon Idn1It betdrnt mar. IN
elmer 4n5obl StGote buben 8roBbdtss
reieu bersits bic tIeinen getrtebs gu
8runoe oeri6tet, inbem lie ibre Dolz
ren nit 8erluit pertauften, biz bic
tleine GDnturren3 befeitigt mar. Die
RegierIrg lit nun Der Nniitt, bab Der
Rieien SruIt uuf oieIs Wsiis jeos
Spur BON aonturrsR3 ausDtihen
piro. sic begt uber bic nod psitere
geFiir6tuno, bab Elm iolhsr RieIenbas
trisb, Der ben or0bten 1bsiI Des i'm
2anos probu3irtsn Wsbles perbrauhen
lpiiroe, idIisBIi6 Ii6 audi gu einem
WebItruit ausgeitalten tpirb, 10 buB
groo 10 monopoIiiirt istn ipirb, tpie
&obIen0I, 3udsr uub TIsiIh. Der Sc
neral 4nralt Der Der. Stddten 1T
ba9er enti6IoFsn, bos 3uitanostomz
men bieies nsusn 5ruits 5u psrbins
bern. ;5sBt absr psrbleibt bic 5ra1e,
Oh Der 9eneraI QnrpaIt etlpds aus
ri6ten tam. 0is oos 9efsb jsBt laus
tet, perbietet es cine 0ersinbarung 3ur
llnterorudung Der Sonturren3. Gtns
sin3iq. Sirma brauht dber Rihts gu
pereinburen. Sic beberrIht ben Wdrtt
aus si9ensr monopoIiItti6er 9roft. Gs
III ri6tig, baB bic 8unbes RegieruNg
in ben groseFsr gsgsu ben Sobats uno
ben ao6len0I 5ruft ben StaRbpuntt
oertritt, bab ri6t bios Sruits, iOns
bern aud Monppols gsesn bas G<ieB
DerItoben. 2tber bisluuq bat oas
Cberburossgsrtht nod teine gntiheis
bung bariibsr abgsgsbsn. SOllte bas
9eri6t i'm Sinnt Der RsgierunQ snts
16eiben, bunn t6unts iis Den grootruit
unterbruten; obsr mir bs3peifsIn, buB
bic GntI6eibunq mad Bunit Der Rez
9isrung ausfaQen pirb. lln'eres grz
meITens piro pie grobfruss mad ito
lisntfhem Uluitsr gsIOit psrbsu miiiz
len. dis bic 8Gdsrsisu in jensm
2anbe Dem gubIitum ihIe6tes uHo
tbeures 9rOo IieFsrten, lpurbe oieiem
uebelitanoe burh grrihtung Don
itGbttTten 9ddsrsisn abgsbOIfsn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18
D. u. 6. Y.

@eIteentlid bts Wsipsrsotissai.n.
itts in Der Douns WOmens gbriiiinn
aHoeiaiion lpiro am Gpnntag RaG
miiiag RsD. 5arrn Z. Crane cine Nm
fprahe balteu. gIIs GoliitiH ipirii
sSrI. MiIns bonn Cincinnati GonisrDas
torn Of WlnIir.
Der Culture Club bali am Mon.
taa abtnb ieins Weriommlang ab.
2lm abenb bss 81. M1rs perdnItuIs
ist bas Dramdtiits Gspnrtemsnt, bng
uRier Der 2siiling hsr i5rls. geung
anb Bitter fisbl, In Der Gfotiifb Hits
Gaikbrnis cine Mnffiibrung.
Die phie gorlefung in BEN iuriliis
ihen aurihs ipirD am Jrsilaa, "a.
M1r3, perr Thomas 1arbD bdIten
unb 5ipor iiber bns 1bsma -Dsrbrt.
nen iinD has trimtnaIrsntlint Der.
fahrtn@.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

aus benz Som Der sngliIfen
grefs lit beraus3ub0ren. baB iie bic
ruFii6e 8uHoesgsnoTsni6uft aIs cine
2dft empfinoet. 9as mar poraus3us
isben. Sin 8iinOHib 5pif9su RuBs
lamb uno @Hglano bat ale natiirIihen
8ordusieBungen gegsn ii6. Der rids
tige glaB fir GngIanO tit an Dsuti6s
lambs Seite unD bic 8erftGnoigung 1T
febr leiht 5u finoen. Gs banbsIt fid
nm Deiter ni6ts aIs Elm unbsre6tigz
tss Ribtraueu 9egsn 0suti6lunb me-
gen Der 8ugbobbabn. Benn bic engz
lT6en 9ipIomaten beg eertnqTten
Ruhbsntsns fGbig lpGren, t0nnte t6nen
Ht6t entgeben. oaB bic 9agbabbabn tss
oiglid Elm 9ulturpert 1T, bas allen
RatiOueH obns ausnabme grobe gorz
tbeile brirgeu tptrb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

Die Jorbsrungsn Der meris
tantibsn Sniurgenten bepegsH 'i6 in
berIelben Qinie, rpie bic 8eftrebungen
Der fprtI6rtttIi6en GIemente unisrer
beioeH partsisn. o5n Dem eirsu, ME in
bem anoeren GalIe tpirb cine tpdbre
8oItsregisruHg Derlan9t, an Steue Der
grobtapitaliI6en 0tttotur in bieiem
2anos unb Der groBtapitaItitii6 miz
Ittdrifhen 9tttatur in Merito. Spee
siea lGuten bic 5oroerungsn Der 5Snz
furgsntsu oabtn: Gin PrGfibeat bari
fir teiHen 3peiten 5erHin aepdbIt
Dsrpen. Stuats 9ouosrneure unb
gIrgermeiiter iinb Dom 8oIte 3u tpGbz
len, anftatt, oaB lie ME bisber, pom Der
Central Re9isrung ernaRnt tpsrbsn.
Damn folgt oas 9erIanaeu nab gar=
3eItrung dLIer Qatifunbien bon me6r
ols elmer UtiQiOn 4ter llmfaHg. Menn
man Dernimmt, baB in Merito Qutis
funosH bis gu 3ehn MiQioren Qder
bsftsben, 10 tann man Iit ni6t nunz
bern, DoB bas 9oIt gu ben Waffen
greift, I'M cine par5eQirung gu erz
3tpingsn. Dte ss ben ani6sin bat,
Dia bic Regieruug 3ugeitdnonifis in
ge3ug ouf bic qur5eqirung MAIDEN.
aber bic @enalt, peIte bic Central
rsgierung in Der erDGbnten 8siie aus
iibt, ri6t preisgeben. urieres GrmeIs
isHs fouten bic SniurgenteR iit nit
bieiem 3ugeitdnoniB, rpenn bic no
tbias 8oranttsH fir bic GrfIauuQ ocs
9sriprshens ertbeiIt perbeH, 3ufrisoer
gtbsn. Dsnn iobaIb Der 9roBbsfib
aufb0rt, tOmmt aud Die 3sntraliTis
runq Don feIbft bQl6 3u Gnoe. Ges
G9eitsreH lit poruus5uisbeu, oaB Die
9oltsmafeH in Werito, Die nur fir
Gretfbare 0iHgs ii6 begsiitsrn, Oon ben
SniurseuteEfiibrsrn abfaqeu iperben,
fotaIo bic Regieruug bic 3sria[aguug
Der 2atifHnoisn 3uaeitanDsn bat.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18
Srieffaften.

81. - Mas Sis msinsn, iit Elm ,Sas
idadn. Dieter miro bios in TrantreI6
els 9aionnet,alinqs btnuBt. Die
bsutI6s gdjonnst.aIines III Elm iurser
S1btI unS piro In elmer ShsiSe ais
Stiisngspshr estrdgsn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

9riea ni6t perbinoern. nus oieiem
Iino mir Der 2lnIiht, bab oer
beabiihtiete sfpigs 5rtepe nur 5u
iihern 1T, ipsnn beibe 2onber iicb III
9eauQ 1uf Die mDelihen Tifferen5.
gnntte perItGnbieen. Ter 8ertrag
barf teine bloBe Qbitrottipn fsin. ion.
bern mub Die beItebsnben @erbdItnihe
DeriidTihtipen. Der btsberige Gin
nano, Nab man niht ale m0gIihen
&risg5fdus pOrdusieben tOnne, 1T beuts
outage ni6t mebr haltbur, nahcem ole
meiiten intsrnationdIen StOruugen
ioneit beisttiQt iiub. rap iih Qsn1u
tie aIDaltden 6eer6e oes &riegsTeuers
1eititsuen IafIen uno ods iiuo Die 2Gns
Der. bstreffs tpeI6sr ale 3roBmdhte
nit chamber uno gegen etnanoer IN
triquirsn. Solpeit Die Ser. Staaten In
Setrd9t tommeu, betrifft bos 6uupt'
fGfIih Gina un0 Die Tuodmeritdnt=
ftsn 2dnber. Weun Der Srieoensper:
trag, Der beubiidttst tpirb, baber einen
prattrihen Wertb beIiben foI, 10 miiBte
oeFen eriter Puragrapb Iautsn: 8aB
Ltihe Nutionen fir bic Monrpes Dot.
trim uno bic SrtegritGt GbiRos eintre
ten. Wtr glaubsn aber in Der Qniitt
nitt febI su osben, OaB, tpenn man bic
engIiibe Ration Dor Iolh bsTtimmte
5orbsrunQsn ItsIt, lire 9sosiIerun9
fir ben Srieosnsoertrog buID rpisoer
perruu6en pirp. Gs lit bic Gigen.
tfHmIitteit GneIunos, in intsrndtio.
naIsn 9ingen Iebr I60n 3u 'dpdrmen
uno iebr hdblih 5u b1Hoeln.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

in Der gpanaslifhsH 3ions Conn
iassiduls tpiro 5rl. gtliee slihIss NOR
gen 00rmittng ,im 8 llbr .insH iniersis
fanisn Wprtrns bdlien iibsr ..Tas beis
liss 9aHp4. Der rsssImdbis, @ott.s.
bienii III um 10.15 llhr germitsoas
une 7.30 2lbenDs, Nm Wiiinod,
abeHb in btuii6sr paFiOns @oitsss
bienft.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18
Cine Gsmsntfubrit bat be

Cine Gemsntfubrit bat bel
Der Der. ct. 9ertsbrs s8Ontmiiijon
alaQe erboben, oab bic GiIenbabnen ell
ner anoeren Gsmsntfnbrit beoeuteno
biligere Ira6trateu 9epdhrsn. Srs
tIGrt miro Die 9soOr5ugun8 o1mtt, pnB
bic 9irettoren Der betreffenoen Soh.
nen aud 9irettorsn Der gemeutfabrtt
IiuD. 0ieie NIttqIieoIdoft berieGben
Direttpren in elmer 4n3abI Der psr-
f6ieoeniten &ompd9nien tepirtt cine
RonoppIsnirtbi6aft niht bios in si-
nsm 8siddfts3psi9e, iOnperr in e;ner
can3en NnSobI Oon @eIdGTtS5petgen,
fr oaB aue gstrtebs unb aue 8sIddfte
ibIieBIi6 Elm siH3i9es W}onopol Oar
fttuen lperpen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

Rtt Rs6 protsitirsn Ole 9riegss
reterdnen aeqen bic Grrittuus stres
9entrlals fir General gsni. j. But
Ter in MaFu6uistts. Sic br.ngsn in
Grinnerung baB er elmer Der elfrigiten
gefiirporter Der StldOeret mar uno
fir oas 8eft eirtrat, ngli9gevs in
RuHdhuIstts in Der QIeihsn Meiie,
tpie &affee unb Tbes als Baarsn 5u
bsbunosIn". Seine trisgsriitben Stns
ten iino sbenIo tpenig sur 8erberrIis
dung gssignet. Gr 1T Der 6elo, Ser
Dor ben 8aumitdmmsn in Sort 5iIber,
tie er fir &ouonen belt, ben RUd3ug
outrat. Sin 9snfmaI fir Butler
tpiiroe Wafa6uietts genou 10 snts
.brsn, ME PennipIoanisn Iih nit bem
9entmaI fir Senator Guap gsidGnoet
bat.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

mir b.pffsn, bob bic 2sgisIdtur
iopieI glnItarb babsu uno ben S6ulen
ttiue ierueGe 9elebrurg auF5p1ngslt
ptrp. glQs GLtern in S6io ioaten &C.
gen oieie abii6t entihiebsn Protttt
eirtleaeIl.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18
an, Gngtano 1T man b56lf &,

Sn GHstano 1T man hS6It BE.
esiftsrt bon sirem Shisosgsri6tsDsr=
iraae nit ben 9er. Staaten Der
Bertb elmer iOId.n Q6madune tpirb
tart iberitGbt. WenH Die beiben
Gambler in 5rieoen nit einanber Ieben,
fe tpirb bos ri6t Guf 9runb Don g.rz
trGgtn sefheben, Ionb.rn neil fsins
.asibungspuntie Stpii6en ibnen Dor.
baHbsn fino. GplIten isfs fid elm
fsueu. TO- Diiros Der 9ertras timer
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

lie @elnmmtmenge bes Itaotiidcn
StroBenitallbes IN Berlin biirite iid
i'm Sabre nlif etlpa 100000 aalbif.
uIeter belauien.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18
8luge Cranes
bnlten miner et1e 5Inife Gr. .Rihters
Paiu-ExueI1er

I'm Gnuis. Gin siIperIdiFiees Gin.
reibemiftel bel Glen rbeum0tilden
SmmerSeH. grtGItungen, Derit1a.
niinsen uflu. 25 unb Soc hi Mpotbes
ZEN. ssur edit NIT Mnfer.
r. AD. RICHTER Y CO..
ssss nssabsst xx2stssss,
nxs PsaSk nspeess usw YewM
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1911-03-18

Ens siHs sBssms EntHias"
bne III garaftrf Hrsms EKfatns. staten CIR
alf eie uHieEf6ttti ncn a.. o. Hrses. 1H Der
aaHsfu essII aebTancf sur peiiHuG fsneT Lss
taiiuuG IN eiHem 9na. Pc. Ets)
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
ROOSEVELT AND
THE SCHOOLMASTER
Story That Was Not ReIished
by the Former President.

IT never saw Mr.. Roosevelt riled but
once" said a New York banker. "It
was over twin story. Mr.. Roosevelt,
you know, regards twins, tri9lets and
even bankruptcies as great and unm1x-
ed blessings, and he won't let any one
poke fun at them.
"A schOolmaster told the twin story
In the smoking room of hotel out
west without intending any Offense to
Mr.. Roosevelt.
HE said that pupil Of his turned
UP at school one morning nearly an
hour late.
"'Tommy,' the schoolmaster de-
manded, what is the meaning of this 2
"'We got company at our house
Tommy replied.
"'WhatY said the schoolmaster.
"'Two's company, amt it.? said
Tommy. We'll, it's two little sisters.
They come early this mornin' with DR..
Smith, and pop looks awful worried !"
The banker smiled and shook his
head.
"But you should have heard" he
said, ''the lecture that Mr.. Roosevelt
read that schoolmaster on race sui
eide"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Evansville

Mrs C Scofeld went to Edgerton on
Monday for few days visit with her
daughter, Mrs Albert RAIDER. She was
accompanied by her grandson, Honery
Hubbard.
Dodge were brought here from Kansas
last Saturday and taken to her old
home in Cooksville for burial. Her son,
Ed Potter, accompanied the body. Mrs
Dodge was past eighty years of age
and was one of the early settlers of
Cooksville, but has lived in Kansas for
the past rs years.
At the school meeting Monday even
ing, Mrs Burr Tolles was elected to
succeed Mrs o C Colony, and C j Pear
sail was chosen to succeed M Fisher
as members of the board of education.
O S Shepard was elected clerk, but de-
clined to serve, when w E Green was
reelected. Eleven thousand dollars
was levied to meet current expenses,
to provide for new sidewalks and to
make sewer connections.
Ell Jones, who has been conducting
an electrical store in the Wood build
ing on Main street for the past few
months, disappeared just previous to
the Fourth and his whereabouts are
unknown. Shortly after his departure
ure two checks, drawn on the Bank of
Evansville, one for SIPS and the other
for $50, boldly presented themselves
before the astonished eyes of the bank
officials for recognition. But the send
er of these commercial missives, rely
ing too much on the magnanimity of
business and too little on his own fnan-
cial status, failed to draw the substan-
tial prize set forth in the respective
margins in his letters of (dis) credit. 1t
is alleged the checks were cashed in
GAINESVILLE by friends of Mr. Jones. Ru-
mors are plentiful that Mr. Jones bor-
rowed number of sums under $500
from sympathizing friends in this city,
and that he also made numerous pur-
chases here which he graciously re-
quested the merchants to Charge"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Stouehton

Miss Mamie Gunderson, who has been
spending months vacation here and
in Edgerton, returned Monday morning
to Chicago to resume her duties as as
sistant superintendent of the Angus
tana hospital.
Morgan d Wise writes from Rock
ford, Ill, that the condition of his faith
er, Geo Wise, remains unchanged, Mr.
Wise in no way having improved from
the stroke of apoplexy that he suffered
at. his cottage at Kegonsa four weeks
ago.
Edward Hanson of Hanerville, a
neighborhood in the town of Dunkirk,
was badly hurt in the hand Friday af-
ternoon while reaping grain. The ma
chine failed to work properly, so Mr.
Hanson walked along and reached over
to pull out some straws, when the hand
caught, was stitched through the mid
die by the big needle and the next
move by the binder was to to unfasten
and throw it off, which resulted in the
hand being split open from the center
outwards. DR. Noer was summoned to
attend him. The wound will be long
time in healing,
According to the school census re-
Gently completed by E w Curtis, there
are in this city nearly a hundred chill
dren of school age less this year than
last, while that portion of the school
district lying in Dunkirk shows an in
crease from Sc to 81, making net loss
in the district of So. While this is not
the first time that school census has
shown falling off in the school popu-
lation, the decrease in the city is so
marked and in such striking contrast
the appreciable increase in the enroll
ment that took place during the past
school year that it may be deemed adj
visabIe to take a recount.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Cambridge

PC Onstad purchased the w Por-
ter property near the high school build
ing, which he expects to occupy this
fall.
Besides track repairs, evidence Of
considerable improvement about the
depot of the C & L S r R are to be
seen this week. A new platform has
been laid on cement walls, and we I'M
derstand the enlargement and general
repair of the depot is contemplated in
the near future.
Miss Ella jacobson, daughter of Hans
jacobson, living just west of town, died
Sunday evening, following an opera
ton the Thursday before for appendi-
citis. She had not been i'll previous to
the Fourth, when she was taken down
suddenly in the evening. Miss Jacob
son was 19 years of age and had at
tended the local high school.
We are glad to note that Miss Esther
Stewart is to teach second primary in
the public schools here next year. Nels
Nelson of Sumner has been engaged as
principal at Rockdale.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter
EdQertOn, Wisconsin,
FRIDAY, JULY 81. 1911.
CORRESPONDENCE
Milton Junction

George Stetzel fell off milk house
at Wilmer Armstrong; north of Lima
Saturday and broke his leg.
DR. Tina Gilbert, who graduated this
spring from Milwaukee dental college
and who had expected to locate at
Omro, Wis, has changed his mind and
will locate in GAINESVILLE.
Mr. A d Conkey has commenced to
clean up the vacant lot he purchased of
A M Hull on Front street and will soon
erect building and go into the meat
business.
Tooker & Ryder, ditchers from Har-
ward, Ill, began Friday on the drainage
bitches in the Lima drainage district.
They have nine men and nineteen
bosses at work and are camped on E ID
CoOn's farm.
Saturday night while Mr. and Mrs
entered their house on the farm and
ransacked things generally. The prop
erty stolen consists of two watches,
one silver watch and lady's gold
watch and chain, a diamond ring
valued at $50, one set with a ruby and
pearls and one with set missing, sew
opal, two marked ''R M g." and other
small ones; three certificates of deposit
on Milton bank of $500, 5000 and SIS,
and a note for $500, two fountain pens
and Mrs Coon's purse containing $3.50
in money. The bank paper is not ne
gotiable and will be of no valve to the
robbers. Mr. Coon notified Sheriff Ran
som of the loss and lookout is being
kept for the burglars.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
DeerfeId

A daughter of Mr. and Mrs John
Braaten dislocated her elbow last We'd
nesday while coasting down hill in a
little wagon.
Leonard ABBY last Monday signed up
with the Brewers of Milwaukee to play
professional ball. The Brewers have
been after him for long time, and
made him very tempting offers. The
Brewers in turn assigned him to the
Madison state league team for further
practice. He will have his try-out
game the latter part of this week when
the Madison team plays against Fond
du Lac. Auby's permanent employ
ment will depend on his success in the
try-out game.
Harry Christoffer, son of Station
Agent and Mrs Christoffer at London,
has been appointed by the U s govern
ment to go to Alaska to study the game
conditions there with a view to improv-
ing the Alaskan game laws. He will
be gone on his mission two years. He
was authorized to appoint four assis-
tants, and for one of them he choose
Claude Roach of London. Two others
he took from Madison. His winter
headquarters will be at Fairbanks. Mr.
Christoffer graduated from the Deer
field high school and later from the
University of Wisconsin, where he ma
jored in biology. Since his graduation
at the university he has worked in the
fisheries department at Washington.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Stronu ENOUGH to Toll.

The common idea of an artist is a
slight pale checked little person with
a flowing tie and an anaemic DISPOSE
ton. Herman Dudley Murphy, the
Boston artist, stands six feet and some
inches high. His shoulders are broad
and his muscles hard from continued
exercise in his canoe and yacht. A
woman entered his studio the other
day and asked to see Mr. Murphy.
That's him standing over there
the attendant said.
The woman looked where Mr.. Muir
ply stood, towering like an ancient
viking, and gasped.
why" she whispered In surprise to
the clerk, 'he's big enough to work,
isn't he?"-BoSton Traveller.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Fort Atkinson.

Miss May McMillen left Friday to
spend several days with her sister, Mrs
G p Touton, at Peru, Ill. Little Rob-
ert TOuton, who has been visiting here,
accompanied her.
The Borden Condensed Milk company
has announced its intention of estab-
fishing large condensory at Palmyra
in the near future. This will make five
condensing plants in Jefferson county,
others being in Johnson Creek, Water
town, Jefferson and Sullivan.
Mrs Charles Stein, 5O4 East street,
while temporarily deranged Wednesday
morning, took a large dose of paris
green with the intention of ending her
life. AS soon as her act was known.
DR. w T Clarke was called and worked
over her until a quarter after four
when death ended the struggle. Mrs
Stein had been in poor health for some
time and last year underwent diff
cult operation. 1t is said that her mind
had been failing for the past two
weeks
Lightning struck the depot at Helen
vile early Thursday morning and in a
few minutes the entire building was in
flames and soon burned to the ground.
Three freight cars and the Reul ma
chine sheds, which were near, were
also destroyed and Mr. Reul's total loss
is figured at $780, The Meek lum-
Der and flour buildings, which were in
great danger, were saved ouly through
the hard and faithful labor of the little
village, who formed bucket line and
worked hard for several hours.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
new TALES
THAT ARE TOLD
The Riuht Kind of Justice.


Notwithstanding the fact that he now
holds the highest judicial office in the
world Chief Justice White continues
his walks on Pennsylvania avenue,
goes to his physical trainer three times
week and puts on no Jugs whatever.
Not long ago a friend found him
standing in the lobby of a Washington
hotel building, letter in his hand
He then went up and said to the
clerk, ''I would like to engage a room
here for a lady from Louisiana, a rela-
tive of mine"
"Nothin' doin','' said the clerk
what do l understand you to say?"
inquired the chief justice.
mot a room in the house vacant for
that week. snapped the clerk.
The chief justice blinked his eyes,
said '"Thank you politely and went
out.
The friend who had spoken to the
chief justice remained in the hotel lob
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
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that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
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tions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold TO the
good you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Cattrrh Cure, manufactured by f.
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Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Good Impulses.

A mere good impulse that does not
result IN good works is rather worse
deed it has a reaction instead of an
action as its outcome.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21

''NoTHIN' DOM" SAID THE CLERK.
by. When there was chance he
went to the desk and said to the clerk,
do you know who that was you just
turned down for a room?"
mo. Who was it?" Ha'.
1.-THE chief justice of the United
States"
Great Scott!' exclaimed the clerk
Don't tell the boss" Somebody did
tell the boss, however, and next morn
ing the chief justice was waited on by
a representative of the hotel, who told
him he could have a room, suit or
floor for the lady from Louisiana and
if he would kindly indicate what he
desired they would have the rooms sent
up to him for nspection.-Saturday
Evening Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1911-07-21
Settled,

Father don't think much of that
young Sinkins who calls to see you
Daughter-Never mind. father
think enough of him for both of US!