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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
PLEASURE SEEKERS

The regular meeting of the Pleasure
Seekers was held Thursday afternoon
at the home of Mrs. Jesse Weichman
in South Seventh street. Twelve men,
bers were present and enjoyed needle
work and social conversation. At the
close of the afternoons pleasures a
luncheon was served. The next meet
ing will be held in three weeks with
Mrs. Wagner at her home in South
Fifth street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
hesitate to accept this offer for it is


hesitate to accept this offer for It Is
genuine.
Since PARTISAN SAGE has been
sold In America it has become famous
for its power to make hair grow pro-
fusely and quickly.
Not only that. but 1t nourishes the
hair roots and puts vigorous life and
radiant lustre into dull, faded hair,
and for that reason is favorite with
women of refinement.
II kills dandruff germs, the cause
of all hair troubles. The girl with the
Auburn hair is on every bottle. so
cents at Leo II. Fines and druggists
everywhere.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
MRS. REID HOSTESS

The fortnightly meeting of the Ted
dy Bear euchre club was held yester-
day afternoon at the home of Mrs.
George A. Reid in South Fourth street.
Euchre was played at three tables.
Mrs. Charles Border, Mrs. Webb Pyle.
Mrs. Edward Cooper and the hostess
were presented with favors. The host
ess served luncheon in the dining
room at the close of the afternoons
frivolity. At the next meeting Mrs.
Edward Cooper will act as hostess
at her home in South Twelfth street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
ENTERTAINED FOR eRIDE-ELEcT

AS courtesy to Miss Cora Iserman,
bride-elect, Miss Ruby Miller gave a
parcel shower last evening at her
home in South Seventh street. The ev.
ening was spent playing cards and ia.
vors was given to Miss Edith Runge
After the game a luncheon was serv.
ed. The bride-elect received a number
of pretty gifts. The guests were Miss.
es Norma and Edith Runge. Miss Hell
and Emma Weisbrod, Miss Alice Sher.
man, Miss Flora Jones and Miss Freda
BEckwedel
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28

ing company. He has accepted SINH
lar position in New York with the
same company. In addition he will be
purchasing agent for the company.
His host of friends here are glad to
congratulate him and wish him sue
cess in his new work Mrs. Carney
is now in the city visiting her sister.
Mrs. Ora Rau, of South Thirteenth
street. From this city she will go to
New York. They will be at the Wal
dorf hotel at that place.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
IS PROMOTED.

Mr. w. P. Carney of Chicago and
who formerly resided in this city has
been promoted to a position in New
York. Mr.. Carney while resident of
Richmond was in the trainman's Of
fee at the Pennsylvania Railroad.
From this city he went to Chicago
where he was assistant to the vice
president of the Hewitt Manufacture
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28

Martin of Cincinnati. Those invited
were Miss Emma Erke. Anna Martin.
Fanny Meyer. Don Fuller. Bessie Full
Ter. Bess Hill. Mary Thomts, Donna
Hyde. Ruth Darnell. Opleda Davis.
Messrs. William Meyer, Leo Lahrman.
Lawrence Lahrmann, Harry Lair
mann. Robert Davis. Orwood Fuller,
Herschel Fuller. Glenn Wicket. Harry
Turner, Ralph Hyde.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
IS VISITING HERE.

Mrs. Hanson H. Miller and daugh-
ter, Miss Helen, of Frankfort, Ind,
are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Harry
Dalbey, South Seventeenth street.
They formerly resided here, Mr.. Miller
being a former linotype operator for
the Palladium.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
OF INTEREST HERE

Misses Margaret June Alexander
and Dorothy Thornburgh will return
this week from a pleasant visit with
Mrs J. A. E. Hough of Anderson.
They are being entertained with de-
lightful series of companies during
their stay.-Indianapolis Sun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
IMPORTANT EVENT.

A social event of importance for Fri
day is the large outdoor reception to
be given by Mrs. Adam H. Bartel. Mrs.
Fred Bartel, Mrs. Ben Bartel and Miss
Gertrude Bartel at the Adam Bartel
home in South Sixteenth street. Four
hundred invitations have been issued.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
AA Wouldnr Ask Further.

Aa Wouidn< Ask Further.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES you take 1t kind
" II l were 10 ask you on what
grounds you refused my latest poem?
Editor-fes. ii youii take Kindly to
my true statement OF the case. Con-
trtbutor tafter slight hesitAti0nl-Good
day. sir.-Baltimore American.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28

Ind, Mrs. Kate Dinwiddie of Muncie,
Miss Maggie Sherry of Richmond, Mr..
and Mrs. w. o. Parker, Mrs. J. w.
Netx, and daughter Ruth. and Mrs
Louisa Sherry-New Castle Courier.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
TO SHRINER LAKE.

Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Harris and fam
lily and Rev. and Mrs. S. w. Traum,
with their daughter Miss Wilhelmina
Traum. will leave Monday for shriner
Lake, near Columbia City where they
will spend their vacation of a fort
night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
ATTENDED DINNER,

Mr.. and Mrs. John Phares entertain
ed at a o'clock dinner party today at
their home on Indiana avenue their
cage, Mr.. Peter Sherry of Alexandria,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
SORE FEET GO
Drives Pain from Feet and 6anishes
all Agony from Corns, eunions
and CaIIouses.

Nothing in all the world like EGO,
the new discovery for tired, aching,
burning, swollen, dry and tender feet.
Rub on EGO and rub out agony-it's
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
TO NEW YORK

Mr.. Galen Lamb has gone to New
York on an extended businesses trip.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
No Moro Romance.

No Moro Romance.
ooh. for a drink from the old oaken
bucket" exclaimed the early summer
boarder. Where is it?''
1.-THE old oaken bucket was insani-
tary." replied the farmer. I'VE have
supplied individual drinking cups in
stead."-Pittsburg Post.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
HairFallingOut

Parislan Sage viii Stop Il In Two
Weeks or Money Back
Ask Leo Fl. Fine about PARTISAN
SAGE, he guarantees 1t to stop falling
hair. itching scalp and put an end to
dandruff in two weeks, or money back.
Readers of the Palladium need not
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
TO VISIT.

Mrs. Margaret Hammond of Chicago
ter, Miss Kate Duey.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
TO GIVE MARKET.

The East End Aid society of the
First Christian church will give mar
ket Saturday in the Allen Furniture
store.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
POST CARD COUPON

Clip this coupon and bring 1t to one of
the Quigley Drug Stores, with 10 cents
and receive one set Of 25 colored view
Post Cards of Richmond. BY mail Sc
extra for postage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28

DR.. F. w. Kruger will leave for his
vacation on Aug. LIST. Fri-Sat
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28

ENTERTAINED GUESTS.
Miss Blanche Addleman entertain
ed at her home Thursday evening in
honor of Miss Emma Erke and Anna
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28
TO ATTEND FUNERAL,

Mrs. dollhouse and daughter, Miss
Nora dollhouse, went to Hagerstown
this morning to attend a funeral.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1911-07-28

Palladium Want Ads Pay.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
This One Ends Differently.

In the scramble that followed a
premature discharge of dynamite in a
building lot says the New York Her.
aid, a stout man lost a scarfpin.
After he began to search for it he
noticed another nan poking around
in the dust and debris. He immedi-
ately grew suspicious, and at last he
spoke.
81 do not wish to give %offense," he
said, 'but / must ask you to refrain
from assisting me in this search. ]
appreciate your willingness to assist,
but as a means of self-protection !
long ago made it a rule never to allow
strangers to assist me in a search for
a lost article"
"Oh, very WELL" said the stranger.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Usual Symptoms.

Mrs. Moriarity owned a goat, says
the Youths Companion, for which
she has a warm affection. All the
neighbors regarded Nanny as quite as
much a member of the Moriarity
family as is Michael or Kathleen.
One fine morning Mrs. Riordan
came running across the street with
her shawl over her head, and said
MRS. Moriarity, what is the matter
wild Nanny? Is she sick. l seen her
l'anin' agin the corner of the house
and she was lookin' ILL.,"
THE saints bless you, Mary Ann
replied Mrs. Moriarity, Nanny ain't
sick! She climbed up OIL the cinter.
table last night and ate the misletoe
and it made her sentimental, that's
ALL"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Reasonable Request,

1t was a cold night, says the Pitts
burgh Press. The traveller inquired
at the only hotel in the little town,
if he could be lodged for the night,
but was Informed that it was full up.
but you must give me some sort
of accommodation" said the stran-
ger. Surely you don't want me to
sleep under the starry, but chilly
skies?"
WELL" said the proprietor, 1.-The
best we can do is to make you up a
bed in the passage and curtain it off
for you" And so it was arranged.
In the dark watches of the night
the traveller awoke. A freezing
draft chilled him and the sheet
which had been hung up as a par
tition was blowing merrily in the
breeze. The traveller rose and
shouted for the landlord.
What is it?" queried a voice from
the stairhead.
please" said the stranger, timid-
ly, may I have a paper of pins to
lock my bedroom door WITH"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
A Fair Trial.

Whenever the Rev. Scion Jeffer-
Sol called on Aunt Candance, accord
ing to the Youths Companion, it was
her custom to set a plate of ginger
bread before him and then ply him
with what she called 'ligous
'spoundin's."
"Wha' TO- does de Lawd send cpl
denies onto de land?" she asked
him n day.
when folks get so bad dey must
be removed, some of 'em, Sist' Can
dace, den de Lawd permits de COM
ing OBJ an epidemic" said Mr.. Jeffer-
son, and took a large bite of ginger
bread.
"Uh-h!" said Aunt Candace. EFF
dat's so, howcome de good people
gets removed along wild de bad
ones?"
"De good ones are summonsed TO
Witnesses" said the Rev. Scion, for
titled In spirit and clarified in mind
by the gingerbread, although slight
ly embarrassed in his utterance.
DE Lawd GIBBS every man a fair
trial"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
This Tickled Hill.

James J. Hill, the railroad king, told
the following amusing incident hap
pening on one of his roads, according
to the Cosmopolitan:
lone of our division superinten-
dents had received numerous COM
plants that freight trains were in
the habit of stopping on a grade
crossing in a certain small town,
thereby blocking travel for long per-
iods. He issued orders, but still the
kicks came in. Finally he decided
to investigate personally.
"a short man in size and very tx
citable, he went down to the cross
ing, and, sure enough, there stood,
in defiance of his orders, a long
train, anchored squarely across it. A
brakeman who didn't know him by
sight sat c~omplacently on the top of
the car.
"'Move that train on!" spouted
the little super Get 1t off the
crossing so people can pass. Move
on, / say!'
1.-The brakeman surveyed the tenn
petuous little man from head to foot.
You GO to blazes, you little shrimp
he replied. You're small enough to
crawl under"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
NO. 21g3.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state OF Nevada.


Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of September 1911, in accor-
dance with Section 25. Chapter XXI,
of the statutes of 1909, the Nevada
Consolidated Copper Company, a cor
poration. of McGill, County Of White
Pine, State of Nevada, made applica-
ton to the State Engineer of Nevada
for permission to appropriate the pub
lie waters of the state of Nevada.
Such appropriation is to be made from
Ward Spring at points Sc a of NWA
Sec. "a, 4. Is N. r. So E, M. ID. B. & M.
by means of a unnel and one-fourth
cubic feet per second is to be conveyed
to the plant of the Nevada Consolidat-
ed Copper Company at Copper Flat,
White Pine County, Nevada, by means
of pipe lines and there used for min
ing, milling, domestic and metallurgi-
cal purposes. Water not to be return
ed to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First Publication September "a, 1919
Last Publication October %, 1917
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Reading for Sunday

You have no objections to my look
ing on, l suppose?"
. He sat down IN the curbstone and
watched the stout man sift dust and
overturn stones. After 20 minutes
of painful STOPPING the stout man
found a scarfpin.
But 1t is not my pin," he said, de-
jectedly.
mo; it's mine," said the other
man. 81 heard it strike somewhere
h%ereabouts. That was what l set out
to look for, but when l saw how
anxious you were for the job ! let you
go ahead. Your wi scarfpin, if you
want to know, is sticking to the flap
of your left coa pocket"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
The Luncheon of a Poet.

Eugene Field, sad of c~ountenance
and ready of tongue, once strayed
into a New restaurant, says the Rich
mond Times-Dispatch, and seated
himself for luncheon. A voluble
waiter came and said, Coffee, tea,
chocolate, milk, ham-an'-eggs, beef
steak, muttonchop, fishballs hash'n
beans-and some more to the same
purpose.
Field looked at him long and sadly
and at last replied:
"Oh, friend, l want none of these
things. All l ask is an orange and a
few kind words"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Rampant Patriotism.

Frederick F. Frelinghuysen, of
Tuxedo Park, was discussing at a
luncheon at Narragansett Pier the
subject of patriotism.
Modern thinkers tell u.s." he said
that mind is so developing that he
can now love not only his own coun-
try and his own people but other
peoples as we'll. These modern
thinkers claim that there remains
little of that old narrow feeling
which prompted the villager to say,
There goes a stranger; heave a
brick at him.
"But, be this as it may" continued
Mr.. Frelinghuysen, 81 find patriotism
most ardent among the worlds most
highly civilized nations. Yes, there
are no patriots anywhere like those
of France.
1.-The Frenchman loves his country
SO well that he never or practically
never-emigrates. / once knew in
Paris a poor man who, to better his
fortune, emigrated to New York.
But he returned to Paris again after
a few years.
How did you do in American /
asked him one day.
"'Oh, very well, he added, gazing
forth at the crowded and gay boule-
ward:
"'But I'd rather be a gas lamp in
Paris than president of the United
States.'"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Slim Chance for Her.

A missionary who was making his
way through a backwoods region
came upon an old mi sitting out
side the cabin according to the Ma
tional Magazine. He entered upon
a religious talk and finally asked her
If she didn't know there was a day of
judgment coming.
why, no, said the old lady, 81
hadn't heard O. that. Won't there be
morn one day."
mo, my friend; only one day."
was the reply.
well, them she unused, 81 don't
reckon I can get to go, for we've only
got one mule. and John always has to
go everywhere first.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Serial No. O4OD1.
NOTICE OF FIN AL PROOF.

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office at Carson City, Ne
vada, September Is, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that George
w Lynch, of Ely. Nevada. who. on June
10, 1909, made Homestead Entry No.
04091, for NWA, Section SO, Township
II N. Range SO e. NJ. D.. Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make final
communication proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before the
County Clerk of White Pine County,
at Ely, Nevada, on the 26th day of
October, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses: Josiah
+. Miles, Alexander j.. Mcdonald, of
Ely, Nevada, James c. Wheeler, of East
Ely, Nevada and Thomas Odalovich, of
Kimberly, Nevad
LOUIS J. COIN,
Register.
(First Publication September "a, 1910
Last Publication October %, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
LEGAL NOTICES
APPLICATION NO. 2142.
Notice of Application for Permission to
Appropriate the Public Waters OF
the State of Nevada.

10th day of July. 1911, in accordance
with Section rs, Chapter XXI. of the
Statutes of 1909, one G. S. Hoag of Ely,
County of White Pine, State of Nevada,
made application to the State Engineer
of Nevada for permission to appropri-
ate the public waters of the State of
Nevada. Such appropriation is to be
made from Springs rising upon the
Spring Lode. U. S. Survey, No. 3702,
Serial No. 04911, in Ward Mining Dis
trict, White Pine County, Nevada. at
points whence the southeast cornor of
section Is, T. IA N. r. CO E., NJ. d. b. &
M, bears S. 10 deg. West 1870 feet, by
means of open cut and pipe line, and
. cubic feet per second is to be con-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
VilaneI1e.

o love, forget the waiting shore;
The lake at least is calm and white
A drifting boat and a broken ore.
TITS o the night unfolds it's lore,
For us to read in the pale moon
light
o, Love, forget the waiting shore.
Around the moon the stars are four,
The distance and the dusk invite
A drifting boat and a broken ore,
Too soon will dawn the day restore,
And morning winds the lake excite
o love, forget the waiting shore.
No other joys would / explore,
The lake and thee, enough tonight
A drifting boat and a broken ore.
For us the hours exist no more,
Our fates the shifting shadows
write
o Love, forget the waiting shore,
A drifting boat and a broken ore.
Thomas Preston Lockwood.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Advice to Tourists.

Don't rough it too much on your
summer vacation" said DR.. Phineas
l.. R%aycroft, the hygienic expert, of
Des Moines. "See that you get plenty
of baths and plenty of good food.
Otherwise your vacation will be apt
to do you harm.
Il once thought of spending my
midsummer holidays in the Ten
nessee Mountains. So l wrote to a
mountaineer whose picturesque
homestead had been highly recon-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Interlude.

Interlude.
The days grow shorter, the nights
grow longer,
The headstones thicken along the
way;
And life grows sadder, but love
grows stronger
For those who walk with us, day
by day.
The tear comes quicker, the laugh
comes slower,
The courage is lesser, to do and
dare;
And the tide of joy in the heart runs
lower,
And seldom covers the reefs of
But all true things in the world
seem truer,
And the better things of the earth
eem best;
And our friends are dearer as friends
are fewer,
And love is all as our sun dips
west.
Then let US clasp hands as we walk
together,
And let us speak softly, in loves
sweet tone;
For no man knows on the morrow,
whether
We two pass by, or but m alone.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
The Four Bills.

There's Bill the First, the Presidential
Bill,
Whose large proportions all the coun-
try fill.
Whose thought moulds history in
many ways,
Whose words a nation, more or less
obeys.
The second Bill, the sage Congress
sional Bill,
Has larger sway and Yields a stouter
will.
How many times in many a we'll
fought field
Must Bill the First to Bill the Second
yield?
But Bill the Third, the mighty Dollar
Bill,
Has greater force and influence vast
er still.
Upon his beck and call the millions
wait
In market places and the halls of
state.
But Bill the Fourth, the little Dun
ming Bill
All, his the final power, the reigning
skill
When all the laws are writ, the deeds
are done,
This Bill the Fourth rule every
mothers son.
Amos R. Wells in Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
In Praise of ElOquence.

An Alabama negro was defended
in court by Senator Morgan. Having
cleared the negro Of the charge, the
senator said to him: "Rastus, did you
really steal the muller"
well, Marse Morgan, 1t was just
like this" said 'astus: II really
though / did steal dat mule, but after
what you said to the jury 1 know I
didn't."-Success Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
His Vain Regret.

The first parents were leaving the
Garden together, when Eve suddenly
stepped behind Adam, Age before
beauty" she remarked, with more
truth than modesty.
HUH" muttered Adam, with q
boastfulness that vas surprising. IF
that order had been followed when
the serpent was interviewed / bet we
wouldn't be walking out now!"--
Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Leary.

You and o u neighbors don't get
along very well?"
mo. They're Canadians, and
when my wife went over there the
other day to borrow their solid silver
spoons by the way of starting a little
reciprocity movement they refused
point blank to lend 'em. 1t seems
they had the idea that she wanted to
annex m."-Dtroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
The Modern Way.

The Prodigal had returned.
Father" he said, "are you goin'
to kill the fatted calf"
NO" responded the Old Mar
looking the youth over carefully.
mo, I'll let you live. But I'll put
you to work and train some of that
fat off you."-Toledo Blade.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Plaintiffs Suspicion.

Magistrate. Then when your wife
seized the weapon you ran from the
house?
Plaintiff. Yes, sir.
Magistrate. But she might not
have used 1t.
Plaintiff. True, you worship.
Mabe she picked up the f1atiron just
to smooth things over.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15

the sense of humor, the average
woman wants to be humored all the
time.
If a girl really wants to marry a
man she can lead him up to the altar
without waiting for leap year.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Why They Didn't Eat Daniel.

The Rev. Charles H. Surgeons
keen wit was always based on sterl-
ing common-sense, says The Youths
Companion. One day he remarked
to one of his sons:
"Can you tell me the reason why
the lions didn't eat Daniel?"
mo, sir. Why was it?"
Because the most of him was
backbone, and the rest of him was
grit"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-10-15
Quick Action.

"They tell me you took a flyer in
Wall Street"
YES" replied Mr.. Lambkin. For
a little while / vas considerable
ahead"
How much?"
Cant say. Before / had time to
figure it up the market dropped and
wiped me out."-Washington Star.