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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-01-11
STATE VETERINARIANS TO \
HOLD ANNUAL SESSION.

The annual meeting OF the Veterin-
arian Medical Associf ton of New Jer-
sey VIII lie held at Trenton tomorrow.
The session will lie called to order at
10 a. M. Pro ressor Reichel, of the
University OF Pennayls aria, and other
prominent We eri lar ans are expected to
address the members.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1911-01-11
WHEELER REFUSES
TO PRESS CHARGE
AGAINST TALLMAN
Hero of Woodland Romance Is
Restored to Loving
Wife.

Collectors of curios may be in
terested in the announcement that
there is for safe the well-known BLUM
derbuss with which La We're Tailman
n his school-glr bride, who havs
been basking in the calcium of fame
ever since their elopement several
weeks ago, used while cave-dwelling
in the Catskills. 1t is a perfectly fine
weapon and has brought down plenty
of small mountain game, but when It
was he cause of the young husband
spending a day and two nights IN a
cell 1t lost It's popularity with La We're
n his bride. and 1t is going to be
shooed out of the Tallman household
forthwith.
Tellman was released from the coun-
ty Jail today and paroled In the custody
Of his mother when Frank D. Wheeler,
of So Monmouth street, who yesterday
charged Tallman with assault and bat
terry with intent to kill. informed the
office of Prosecutor Mott that he does
not care to- prosecute. Before leaving
the Court House the boy husband was
given some sound advice on the in
advisability of being too handy with
loaded weapons.
Live In Mountain Fastnesses
Tallman, 1t will be remembered, II
the drug store clerk who eloped with
the young daughter Of Henry Sanders
8 well-to-do resident Of Clinton ven
and lived in primitive simplicity for
weeks In a Catskill Mountains I'VE
When the pair were brought back to
NovUu rlf thew were married and the
ever-afterward happiness was un'
broken until Monday evening, when
Tallman got in a row with Wheeler,
whom he accused of being attentive to
his wife. 1t was In his dispute tina
the gun figured. with the result that
Tallman landed behind bars
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
SHORT SHAVINGS

The folks round a Sixth avenue
corner boast of community dog.
Well, maybe, after all, they
don't boast of him. But they have
him, all right, and make the best
of it.
This dog has no owners-he just
belongs to the neighborhood in
common. He sleeps at one place,
eats breakfast at another, plays
with the children at yet another, is
regularly fed a hambone at a Ger
tain house on Tuesdays, runs after
stones that n an at still differ
emit house throws for him to chase
of evenings, and knows a place
where once in while he can get
chicken bones. He is everybody's
friend, even the policeman's; sell
dom has a fight with other dogs
and is the most happy-go-lucky,
semi-respectable bum that you
imagine.
This dogs name is Sport, Tow
ser, Fido, Jack, Tip, and several
others. In his pure and undefiled
democracy he answers to any
name. He plays no favorites. HIS
heart is big enough to accept ev-
|erything, everybody.
Therefore, dogcatcher, spare
that barki
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
Editorial Page Of Che Caroma Cimes
Maybe John Just Likes 1t

probable that John Jacob enjoying
the ministry coming
he
Enormously rich like Astor yachts
their
diversion
They would disappear prints didn't
do something Startling
q one
OF
marry him Astor get the knot tied by officer
which win add glitter TO the
can pull off brilliant wedding but John Jacob will probably
something and
York society people will be with him in any event.
the
they their
novel he devises leading darling
menea slaughter.
With old man Force peep, surely
the
stronger church
that held
money
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

morning, afternoon and evening
en- route genial but dusky
footpad loads the phonograpn
with records. You sit there list
ening to the music and become
oblivious to the bumps; you lose
consciousness of everything except
desire to be home. Finally you
reach your destination and are
driven to Loz Ongaleze hotel,
where you learn why innkeepers
get rich. But that, as the once
famous Kipling said, is another
story.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
Hits the Bullseye

Private West,
Oregon the thing
Salem, Ore.
The ruggedness of Alaska
marketing
and of moderate Consequently IL is EITHER
GOVERNMENT OR THE GUGGENHEIMS operate he
mines.
The Panama canal call
why
away
the in a turn
around back the brthrght enqushed
The government hire md
haul 1t to the sell figure little
through sinking
the people the Pacific their
enjoy moderate their
the Golfers of the Morgans
country. OSWALD WEST
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
LA FOLLETTE'S CONSTRUCTIVE
POLICIES DEMAND HIS NOM
NATION BY REPUBLICANS
BY SYDNEY ANDERSON
Representative from First District of Minnesota

am glad to see LaFollette out for the
presidency and shall support him. His
candidacy makes a rallying point around
which those who favor progressive prin-
ciples may gather and make a common
cause.
Contrary to much general belief be-
lieve his policies and ideals have been con-
struotive rather than destructive of good
government.
In view of the present tariff situation
and the prospect of free trade in agricul-
tural products and the widespread senti-
upon necessaries of life, reasonable regula-
tion and control of corporations, and for
tcientiffc government genarally, / believe
LaFollette's candidacy will meet with very
hearty support.
SYDNEY ANDERSON.
D. c.. Aug. IL. 1911.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

There
who building
almost vicious sociaized by his experience
before the
and innocenty remarks:
There another question in connection with this toll matter
the United
vessels passing through the supplies laundry
supplies commissary supplies supplies
plies Action
construction of pockets them
Good Lord! Goethals would hang a of the
whole world:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
To Sweep or Not to Sweep

We don't exactly oa officials against
Judge Smetzes to the effect that Ella
shall don bloomers and with the
street the usual punis hmen her ofense
Mrs Reese won't look in boomers than
do what they at exclusive social functions and Wen bet that
she beat in the at sweeping
disgrace Well,
publicly disgracng them the My punishment
harbors sweeping the ought
usual jail horrors.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
THE GOVERNMENT

"Win you kindly name the
three departments of national
government of which 1 hear so
much Header"
Yes, indeed, and glad you
asked. Here they are:
The congress, to make the
laws.
The president, to suspend the
laws.
The supreme court, to unmake
the laws.
For further details as to the
first branch, read the sacred con-
stitution; as to second branch,
Rooseyelt's testimony in steel
trust investigation; as to third
branch, decision of supreme court
i'm oil and tobacco cases.
The revered fathers provided
somewhat differently, but they
are very, very dead and big BUSH
ness very much alive.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

ton, Ga, and no
army of Caesars
was ever well
coined in a cap
tured town as
W a S Wheeler's.
The real people
in Dalton--those
who had their
names carved on
the horse blocks
and could call
I II e postmaster
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

by his first name--were tickled to
see him. But some little time be-
fore fellow named Sherman,
commanding a large number of
northern citizens whom Dalton
termed Sherman Bummers, :"
had taken possession without
waiting for the people to hang out
Welcome" signs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
A New Version.

The governor called an A. D. T.
Here, take this pardon, boy"
said he;
Go fast to the gallows yard" he
said.
"And save q horsethief's precious
- head"
The governor had four days to
spare,
Plenty of leeway, you will swear;
But the darned old warden
wouldn't wait
And the doggone pardon came too
late.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Well. Admiral Togo, how did
you like our 14-inch gun? We're
getting SO peaceful that we're
soon going to make one that'll
knock a fly off the mikado's nose
at 1000 miles.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
Read This to the Minister

An old darkey join fashionable
tho minister wanting hurt his feelings
and It, In days the darby
well what do think of by this time?" asked the
We replied the
awd he to astus All wouldn't boddr nah had
about dat Alive been
10 de yeahs and All
Monthly.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

The newspapers say Hetty
Green's son is to marry, but
hasn't chosen his bride. Next they
will print some of the million let
ters he'll get.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
UNIMPoRTANT.

Southern irresponsible Visiting about
Unfortunately.
add
porter a middle negress.
"Ahs Mrs Catah from Co-fax."
Whom have been visiting Mrs Carerf" she asked
"Ahs been visiting de oil colod
couple blocks TO about week. All
From Success Magazine
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Fresno Lumber Co. men struck
because they didn't like their
camp doctor. AS usual, the COM
pany will fill their places with
fellows who will take what the
doctor gives.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
Fact and Prophecy

20,oOO.OOO daily to
a month. to
delivery, there would be a
hence 90 900 600 people who
companies will
ao) and tried deprive THEM parcels there would
q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Wonder whittier st. Peter d.
reefs a man like Gates, who makes
gambling in peoples necessities
and in race horses his life work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
st. Louis drummer named Nick.

st. Louis drummer named Nick
erson attempted suicide because
his wife of three months continu-
ally sat on his lap, Rugged and
kissed him. 1t is pleasant to re-
cord an instance in which a st.
Louis drummer got enough.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Greece imports every pound of
coal that it consumes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

w 90 luCledSeQ ny
the birth in the
Gum / n g h a m
I a m il y of a
daughter whose
life story is made
up largely of the
wars that fol-
lowed. In her
girlhood days a
fathers presence
on Mexican bat
tlefield brought
loneliness and
fear to the home.
Later, M a r y
Gum | n G h a m
married John A.
Logan, the noted
"Blaek Jack" of
Civil war fame.
These wars gave
her back her
loved ones. But
her only son,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
THE JOY FAMLY-JosEPHUs JR., FINDS AN OASIS

The wood of the Australian
date tree has the tensile strength
of cast iron.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

No, Gerald, it is not proper to
wear high wire-edged collar at
an aviation meet.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Electrical workers of San Diego
have got their strike settled. Or
ganized a company of their own
and got At of the 60 Jobs offered
the business last month.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

New clothes still produce COM
plete- paralysis of the pocketbook.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Don't know whether Bill grunt-
ed or groaned over that senate
vote on Arizona's recall proposi-
ton. but we advise Mr.. Taft that
he now has the largest chance we
have lately seen to put his foot
In it,"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

81 OSCAR Onkel
subbose lumber will right"
"Yess, Adolf Id will find a knothoe
II Adolf
hiss neck?"
81 dot ISIS fact Osgar-he hat
vouldnd hat dropped from der tree
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Persia seems to he approaching
bankruptcy and shah rule stimuli
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
OUR DAILY BIRTH.
DAY PARTY.

Seventy-three years ago the
population of Petersburg, Mo-,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

And what do you think of the
u. s. senate voting that New Mex
leo must vote on provision
making her constitution easier of
amendment?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Those councilmen of Hume
we'll, Kas., who won't let Mrs.
Mayor Wilson be real mayor are
gradually assuming the aspect of
common ours.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

A new disease, semi paralysis
of the hips, is attributed to the
faminine vogue for tight skirts.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

A West Virginian has patented
a device which fastened to an ak
it into a pick.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Recent statistics show that
$94.50 per family Is spent each
year for intoxicants. A round of
any city's cafes, however, will
show that some certain members
of just few of the families are
getting more than their share.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
TODAY IN: HISTORY

Aug. IS, 1864, Gen. Joe
Wheeler, c. S. A., captured Dali
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
most
ANYTHING

Supposing a fly cackled every
time she laid an egg?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
What Do We Care?

What Do We Care!
Canned peas will be so per cent
higher this year. But we never
have them at our boarding house.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Maj. John A. Logan. jr., was kill
ed in battle during the Spanish
American war.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

The Palmist Says:
This Is lucky day for anybody
named George who finds 500
bill in the gutter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Entered at the postoffoe at Tacoma wash an
second-cIass matter. TETsEGRAPHIC SERVICE
OF UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION
PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUM-
DAY By THE TACOMA TIMES PUBLISHING
COMPANY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

taneously, which is sure going to-
the dogs some.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
BY Adam Fay Kerr.
Los Angaleze.

Dear Bill:
No wonder Edison took a trip
abroad instead of going 'cross
country in Pullman train. Do
you know what they do now7
They hitch a lounging car on
transcontinental trains and in this
car IL photograph. Every
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Chinese and Japanese bamboos
can be grown profitably in the
United States.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Blind persons are permitted to
ride free on the street cars oil
Glasgow.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Boston eats more spaghetti
than any other American city. A
Bias, Baked Beans!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15
BY r.. l.. Stevenson.

To fret and fume is undigni-
fed. suicidally foolish and theo-
logically objectionable.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Australia avoids orphan asy-
lums by placing parentless chill
dren in private families, who are
paid by the government till the
children are IA.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-08-15

Morris Whitman of Chicago
was badly beaten for wearing
white flannel trousers to a we'd
ding. That's our idea of nothing
to wear anywhere-white flannel
trousers.
When pants the heart
For pants of white,
Take care to wear
That kind at night;
For as pajamas they are graf,
Whereas outdoors they're not au
fat.
The average man, in a state of
rest, takes 1873 cubic inches of
air into his lungs in one minute;
in long-distance running, 347,7
cubic inches.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06
A MoIe's Nest.


Among common animals few have
been less studied in their life history
than the mole. Mr.. Lionel e. Adams
says that under the fortress" which
the mole constructs above the surface
of the ground will always be found q
series of tunnels running out beneath
the adjacent field A curious feature
almost invariably found Is perpen-
dicular run penetrating about a foot
below the bottom of the nest and then
turning upward to meet another run.
A mole is never found In his nest, al
though 1t may yet be warm from his
body when opened, Guided by smell
and hearing. mole frequently locates
the nest Of partridge or pheasant
above his run and, penetrating it from
below eats the eggs. The adult mole
Is practically blind. but there are en-
bryonlc indications that the power of
sight In the race has deteriorated.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

To obtain the most benefit from the
succulent fruits they should be eaten
at the end Of the chief meal Bananas
are an exception and may be eaten
with any meal. They are very ac-
ceptable cut in thin slices and eaten
with bread and butter Stewed fruits
often have their virtues wasted
through being eaten at the wrong time.
Six or eight stewed prunes half an
hour before breakfast are beneficial;
SO are stewed figs or stewed apples
eaten before breakfast. Peeled or
anges cut into thin slices SO that the
juice is set free, with sugar strewn
over the slices, are not unlike pine
apple and form highly efficacious aid
to digestion. Grapes should never be
eaten except after the chief meal Of
the day. Taken when the stomach is
comparatively empty, they are a spe-
cially harmful fruit. Family Doctor
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06
CON ventioI


That Oregon will have population
Of 100000 when the next census
rolls around is the prediction Of R. B.
Miller, traffic manager Of the HarEi-
man lines in the Northwest. He Eases
his figures on the constant western
trend of populations as disclosed by
former census statistios. He estimates
that the United States will have a
population Of 10000, 900. This ad-
ditional population. he believes, will
pour westward to find an outlet In the
vacant agricultural lands Of the coast
states. Nowhere 10 there a greater area
Of unclaimed land than in Oregon and
the migration will cover this area as
1t seeks new territory to OCCUPY.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

Among the many creditable Oregon
publications received this week we find
the Pacific Northwest, Oregon's great
farm monthly, which contains the
most complete story ever published on
the interior of Oregon. The opening
article is by Prof. Thomas Shaw, the
best authority on agriculture in the
west and now in the employ Of James
y. Hill, having chargeof the expert
mental farm work throughout the
country covered by the Hill system.
Prof. Shaw recently made 1900 mile
automobile trip from Ontario to Med
ford, then north through the Rogue,
Umpqua and Willamette valleys and
has furnished the Pacific Northwest
with a series of articles showing the
possi Utilities of the territory COVERED.
His article is followed by one from
Addison Bennett who spent two
months in the field gathering interest
ing data which is set forth in Mr. Ben
nett's usual breezy style. The Oregon
Development League, is given two
pages and the State Threshers Asso
citation has full report of its recent
Goflvaution
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

Thousands of pounds of black wal
nuts and acorns are being shipped by
the Government from Arkansas to Dis
ktrict Forester Chapman of Portland
to te distributed for seed throug hout
the burned over forest areas of the
Pacific Northwest. Forest rangers
will take charge of planting the seed
and within the next quarter century
it is expected Oregon will have great
quantities of hard woods available for
furniture making and other uses.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06


"Northpole" Cook has returned. He
stated that he did not lie about his
discovery of the earth top. but that
the shadow of the earth's big stick
had made him mad. crazy, insane
--nutty, as the street talks II he
had been Peary's cook on the trip and
had returned with endorsements from
Santa Claus, a oredulous world would
have paid homage and obeisanoe to
this human ioiole and pitched in a
penny apiece to make a bronze and
marble prize In memory of his achieve
ment.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06


Another IDEAL" recently made by
Bower ran which smells to heaven. is
the appointment of Armstrong, a
Portland Business College man. to a
mem mbership on the State Text Book
commission. The acting governor
looked over the heads of Oregon q edu-
Gators and named Armstrong, who is
unknown eduoationally in this state,
except as business course specialist.
AS a result. Bowerman's hair is being
brushed the wrong way by the edu-
oational people Of the state, who
heartily condemn Armstrong 8 appoint
meut.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06
A MASTER or METAPHOR.
1t Must Have Relieved Him to Get This
Out of His System.

Out of His System.
A water consumer In certain city,
whose supply had been turned off be-
cause he wouldn't pay. wrote to the
department as follows:
"In the matter of shutting Off the
water on unpaid bills your company
Is fast becoming regular crystalized
Russian bureaucracy. running In n
groove and deaf to thc appeals Of re-
form. There is no use of your trying
to impugn the verify of this lndict-
ment by shaking your official heads In
the teeth of your own deeds.
IF you will persist In this kind of
thing widespread confagration of
the populace will be so imminent that
1t will require only spark to LET loose
the dogs of war in our midst. Will
you persist In hurting the cornerstone
of our personal liberty to your wolfish
hounds of collectors thirsting for its
blood? II you persist the first thing
you know you will have the chariot
of justly indignant revolution roll
ing along In our midst and gnashing
its teeth as 1t rolls.
IF your rascally collectors are per.
mitted to continue coming to our doors
with unblushing footsteps. with cloaks
of hypocritical compunction In their
mouths. and compel payment from
your patrons this policy will result in
cutting the wool off the sheep that
lays the golden egg until you have
pumped 1t dry, and then farewell, a
long farewell, to our vaunted pros
perity."- ."-Everybody's.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

A project to create a reserve for
mule tail deer in the lava bed region
of klamath county has been started and
the matter will be brought to the at
tention Of Presidential Opposition
has developed however. ON the part
OF sbeepmen who want TO retain the
lava bed country for winter range.
They contend the deer reserve should
be created In the mountains nearby.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

Wealth in Oregon streams as we'll
as in the fertile soil of the Beaver
state is shown by the figures of the
annual take of salmon in Oregon
waters, chiefly the Columbia river.
A total Of 100000 cases, $4,000, 900
pounds, was packed during the past
year. having value or $3. 500, 900.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

Anent the asylum muddle, the Wes-
ton Leader puts more meat in three
lines than is contained in several col
umns of editorial matter we have read
on the subject. The Leader says:
"a deal is charged. Undoubtedly
there was deal. Jay Bowerman is
as full of deals as a rat is of micro les. =
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-01-06

Second hand hair ought to be cheap
or since the Chinese have begun cut
ting off their queues. Ladies can
probably Luy their "rats' at a rea-
sonable figure hereafter. as a few
hundred million pig tails should make
quite a difference in the hair supply.