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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1911-08-30
Bigamistka.

Bigamlstka.
Cztery dni po slubie Danie-
lem Cross, I4o7 E. 63-rd utica,
iona jego Inez Cross, wyszla
domu, pojecha}a do Crown Point
Ind. j tam bez rozwodu wyszia
ponownie "a MAJ.
Cross znalazf zone po 3 miesia-
each i dowiedzial sic, re wySzia
"a niejakiego Harry Goswicza.
Goswicze jest szoferem.
Wczoraj detektywi ziapali BIZ
gamistke i zabrali ia do szpitala
gdyz jest krytycznie chora.
Cross ME moze sobie wytio-
maczyc dlaczego zona go opusci-
Ia. Trzeba tn dodac, re Jest to juz
trzecia jegq ,,ma}zonka".
Ocalii zycie 400 dziewczynom.
.Siwowlosy starzec zostai ma po-
sterunku elewatorem zwiozi 400
dziewczat z gornych piatr gma-
chu, ktory stall W piomieniach.
starcem tym jest Rasmussen, kto-
ry pedzi} elevator przez chmury
dymu W gmachu Pattena ma ro-
gu West Harrison Sherman str.
Pozar wyrzadzif szkode obi
czona ma $4,000. Powstaf on 4
pietrze w biurach kolei Chicago
and Alton, a ma gornych pietrach
400 dziewczat pracowaio W roz-
nych zakiadach krawieckich. Sta
rec wszystkie wyratowai. Dym
odciai mu wyjscie i elevator by}
jedynym ratunkiem.
- Archie Meats niebezplecznie sic
pcparzyi gazolina. Nadto W eksplozV
tego pIynu spalily sic dwie fozie mo-
tOrowe.
Il forsy poIlcyjnej W West Ham
mond "a brutalne obchodzenie sic
zcna wydalono policyanta Freda
Camp.
- StaIowa belka spadia ma HERNIA
na Glestera zabila go ma miejscu.
- Jutro Artur See stanie W sadzie
z prosba nowy process.
- Zderzyiy sic diva samochody ma
rogu Rhodes ave. e. 3S. Cztery oso-
by odniosiy ciezkie rany.
- ,Nagia smlercia umari 73 ietnl
James Garfield. s
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1911-08-30

wpadla w b1oto. TrwaIo czas ME
jaki, zanim wszyscy ochloneli Z
przestrachu i po wsunieciu trum-
ny do karawanu, pogrzeb odbyl
sic ma cmentarz sIowacki. Hodie
ME jest niebezpiecznie razony.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1911-08-30
Konsul japoriski.

Japoiczycy trzymaja sic ma
szego przyslowia: ,,Smierc 10
ma Cd Boga przeznaczona". Me
trzymaja sic naszego przyslowia
co do smierci, bo wierza W samo-
bojstwa, swoje ,,harakiri".
Do Chicago przyjechal wczoraj
Japonii K. Yamasaki, konsul
japohski, ktory sic niedawno te-
mu ozenii. Wczoraj mowiono z
MIN ma temat rozwodow.
Konsul japonski powiada, re
system japohski jest najlepszy.
- Bo panowie, przecietny rs le-
tni m{odzieniec I8 letnia dziew-
czyna ME moga sobie wybrac to-
warzyszki lub towarzysza ma ca
lie zycie. System jaPonskizjestnaj-
lepszy. Rodzice wybieraja mlo-
dziehcowi zone i wybieraja me-
"a. Wybor TAXI zwykle robia
wtenczas gdy dzieci ME mysla
wcale O miiosci.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1911-08-30
Zreformowany szuler oskarza policye
0 lapownictwo.
ZamordoWano Chiiczyka.
Morderca uciekf. Inny smiertelnie postrzelony.
Ostrozny samob6jca.
Wszystko do rozpaczliwego kroku przygotowai. Ma
wet pogrZeb zaptacii.

wszystko ma bye gotowe. Bedzie
to dziennik popoiudniowy 81
stronicach w ksiazkowym forma-
Gle pod nazwa DAY Book.
Wiascicielem wydawca tego
dziennika jest N D. Cochrane.
Cochrane powiada, re gazeta o
wielkich rozmiarach jest nonsen-
sem zwiaszcza W przepe}nionych
tramwajach.
Dziennik ten bedzie kosztowai
jeden cent.
lime pisnla angielskie kpia
projektu Cochrane'a = zwiaszcza
tego, re pismo bedzie miaio tyl-
ko dwie rnaszyny do skladania
czasopisma.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1911-08-30
Te|sgramy krajowe.
Champ Clark.

1 =
przez siebie podpisanym odpo-
wiedziai ostro ma przemowienie
prezydenta Tafta W sobote W
Hamilton, Mass. Pan Taft w
swojej movie wyrazal sic sly
derstwem o ,,insurgentacht i o.
demokratach W Kongresie, kiedy
rozwodzii sic mad reforma tary-
fly, mozliwa dopiero na podsta-
vie sprawozdah oczekiwanych
cd komisyi taryfowej obecnie
pracujacej. Champ Clark zazna-
czywszy, re osobiscie jest przy-
jacielem prezydenta Tafta, po-
wiedziai, re jednak ME moze "a
milczec wobec twierdzen tegoz
niezgodnych z faktami. Me Cd
powiada w imieniu insurgentow
republikanskich, bo ci potrafia sic
sami obronic, ale oswiadczyl W
imieniu demokratow, re ci do
prowadza do cofniecia wyzna-
czonych funduszow ma prace ko-
misyi taryfowej, jezeli tel komi-
syi uzywaG sic bedzie jake pozo-
ru do opozniania reformy. Dalei
pan Clark powiedziai, re ME by}o
najmniejszego powodu do naga-
ny danej Underwoodowi i jemu,
Clarkowi, demokratom w izbie
i senacie, gdyz wszyscy oni je-
dnozgodnie postepowali. Bylo to
niewdziecznoscia re strony pre-
zydenta, albowiem ukiad c}owy z
Kanada bez pomocy demokratow
bylby W izbie prepaid tax W 81
iak w SO kongresie. Szczegolniej
ostro krytykowai Clark veto pre-
zydenta w sprawie rewizyi taryfy
welny, albowiem sam Taft w
swych przemowieniach kilkaNo-
tnie zaznacza}, re ia taryfa jest
niesprawiedliwa.
Mylny slad.
Nowy York, 80 sierpnia. :
Slawny obraz Leonardo da Vim
CT, Mona Lisa, ktory W tajem-
niczy sposob zniki byl q galeryi
W Luwrze W Paryzu, i o ktorym
przypuszczano, re dwaj pasaze-
rzy przeniesli go ma okret Kaiser
Wilhelm H., ME znalazi sic ma
tym okrecie, ktory tn juz przy-
by}. Zrewidowano caly okret bar
dzo starannie i badano zawartoSc
kazdego pakunku.
Pc bury W Charleston.
Charleston, S. c., 80 sierpnia.-I
Miasto powoli otrzasa sic re skut-
kow bury, ktora mad MEM prze-
szia. Mnostwo ludzi jest zajetych
uprzataniem gruzow. o lie skon-
statowano, w powiecie Charlie
ston Is osob stracilo zycie w CA
sic bury. Szkoda materyalna wy
nosi przynajmniej million dola-
row. Najwieksze spustoszenie pa
nuje W dolnej czeSci miasta,
gdzie mieszka ubozsza klasa lu-
dzi. Tam woda dostala sic do
nizszych czesci domow i poni-
szczyla sprzety. Stowarzyszenie
Czerwonego Krzyza ofiarowalo
swa oomoc, jezeliby sic okazaia
potrzebna. - Komunikacya kole-
iowa zoStaia przywrocona.
PAM burnistrzyni.
Hunnewell, Kas., 80 sierpnia.-
Panowie radni w Hunnewell, kto-
rzy cd chwili ob}ecia urzedu bur-
mistrzyni, pani Elm Wilson, woj-
ne MIA prowadza, wzbraniali sic
stanowczo rozpisac podatki, a te-
raz juz "a pozno to napxawic. Pa
nj Wilsonowa lamie sobie glove
mad tenn, w jaki sposob wydatki
miasta maja bye poplacone. Ia
mierza wytoczyc aldermanom
skarge o zaniedbywanie obowiaz-
kow urzedu. Alderman natomiast
raduja sic z kiopotow burmistrzy-
nj sadza, re wkrotce przeciez be-
die musiaIa zrezygnowac.
Piorun w czasie pogrzebu.
Canonsburg, Pa, 30 sierpnia.-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1911-08-30
z Francyi.

Paryz, 80 sierpnia. = Z caiego
szeregu miast W polnocnej' Fran
CYL, jak Lille, Lens. Cambria i
innych donosza demonstracyach
protestacyjnych Nobiet przeciw-
ko drozyznie artykulow spozyw-
czych. We wielu miejscowoSciach
tiumy kobiet napadaja ma sklady
sklepy Spozywcze niszcza je;
policya wobec tego rodzaju exec
sow jest bezsilna. Kobiety ciagna
tlumami z miasta do miasta, nj
szczac ogrody warzywne sadly
szkody poczynione So juz bardzo
znaczne.
Muzeum i galerye ,,Luwru''
czasowo zamkniete powodu ME
wyjaSnionej dotychczas kradzie-
w obrazu LA Joconda" Leonar-
da da Vinci, - otwarto znow dla
publicznoSci. Sladu tropu kra-
dziezy owej dotychczas ME zna-
leziono.
z Indyi-
Delhi, Indye Aug, 80 sierpnia.
T. Rad angielski z powodu upa-
low ograniczyi program uroczy-
stoSci koronacyjnych cesarsko-
indyjskich, ktore sic tn odbyc ma
ia ma ktore przybedzie para kro-
lewska. Odpadna manewry wojsk
liczba audyencyi bedzie zmniej-
szona.
Hajderabad, Indye Aug, SOgo
wrzeSnia. - Zmari tn Araf Jah
Miriam 81 Mulk, maharadza Hal
derabadu, jeden najwybitniej-
szych lennych ksiazat W Indyach
angielskich. Lenne panstwo jego
Gczyio II milionow poddanych.
z Ameryki Paiudniowej.
Lima, Peru, 30 sierpnia. = u
tworzyi sic tn nowy cabinet mi
nisteryalny z premierem Augu-
stem Gamoza ma czele.
Guayaquil, Ekwador, 80 sierp-
MA. - Przeciw nowo obranemu
prezydentowi, Estrada, podniosi
rewolucye gen. Alfaro, rowniel
kandydat ma urzad prezydenta, a
1e pokonano go W kilSu utarcz-
kach, ostatnio Eajai jego kwa-
tere W Jipijapa stronnik Estrady'
Gen. Trivino. w kilku innych
miejscowosciach tez rozPedzono
;.pobito ludzi Alfary. Kongres u
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
BIG NAVAL WAR GAME ON
Uncle Sam Sends Scout Cruisers Against Atlantic Fleet Now Mov-
 ing Toward These Shores.

Washington, Jan. 4.-When the fleet of swift scout cruisers weighed an. chor in Hampton Roads and steamed out to attempt to intercept the fleet of battle ships which is attacking the American coast, the greatest war game in the history of Uncle Sam s navy began,
 Rear Admiral Schroeder directed the great Atlantic fleet of battle ships out of the English channel last Fri. day At the same time the navy de nartment instructed Rear Admiral stanton to take his scout cruisers and intercept the enemy
 No one knows the course taken by Schroeder. Both fleets are in action Just as if actual war were on.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
GREET GIRL EVANGELIST
REMARKABLE MANIFESTATIONS
 OF WELSH PATRIOTISM.
Worshipers Kneel as She Passes in Street in Pittsburg and
 Ask Blessings.

Pittsburg, Pa, Jan. An unusual demons tration occurred in Chatham street when Maggie Bevan, the IT, year-old Welsh evangelist, concluded her gospel meeting at the Welsh Bap- ust church. Hundreds of Welsh peo- pie wno could not gain admittance to the church waited in the streets un- til her meeting was over for chance to see the little messenger from their old country.
 Many of them, as she passed, shyly reached out to touch her. One old woman dropped on her knees in the street, kissed the hem of her garment and showered motherly blessings upon her.
 At the meeting she told her hearers that she had first an ambition to be- come an actress, but once she had seen the beauty of the gospel she de- cided to spread it. Her mother, Mrs. Reese Bevan of Caerphilly, Wales, who accompanies her, says that her daughter is to enter theological seminary to seek degree.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
MRS. VAUGHAN AT LIB lTY
Prosecution of Physician and Nom5n Accused of Murdering Her Ilus
 band Dropped at Lancaster.

Lancaster, Mo, Jan. Airs. Alma Proctor Vaughn and Dr, James R. Hull, who have been freed from the charge of murdering Prof. John T. Vaughn, who died on October 14, 1909, gre now at their respective homes in Monroe City.
 Their cases were nolle pressed here by Attorney James Rieger, after Judge Nat Shelton had refused to grant further continuance.
 The inability of Prof. Paul Schweitz- CT, who made the analysis of the wis. cera of Professor Vaughn and diag- uosed his death as caused from strychnine poisoning. to testify caused a non-trial.
 The friends of Mrs Vaughn were lubilant over her victory and she was royalty received when she arrived at Der home at Monroe City.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
PACKERS MUST BE TRIED.
CRIMINAL CASES AGAINST THEM
 TO BE PUSHED.
United States Circuit Court at Chicago Upholds Governments Right to
 Drop Civil Suits.

Chicago, Jan. Al. ogden Armour and nine other Chicago beef barons who are criminally indicted for ai- legged conspiracy and violation of the Sherman antitrust laws came meas urably nearer to jail cells here wheil the United States governments right to discontinue civil suits against them was upheld by Judge Kohlsaat in the United States circuit court.
 This decision blasted the hopes of the packers that by testimony given in civil cases against them they might o1tain an immunity bath" in the criminal prosecution.
 The packers contended that the government, having once entered the civil suits, had no right to abandon them, This Judge Kohlsaat denied and the criminal charges will soon be tried on their merits.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05

attend the Cum mberland fair. He took both sisters to many entertainments and for many rides for about two weeks Then he devoted his attentions entirely to Grace. Within a month of the time that he had met her their engagement was announced, and the wedding was set for New Years Day.
 States Attorney Robb went to Key ser, W. Va, the late home of Twigg, in the hope of being able to trace a source from which the poison may have been procured. It was after his return that he began his investiga- tions here. He sad he thought he had a clew, but wo3'd add nothing more.
 It developed that TN z had made a will bequeathing his operty to his mother, brother and 1,ster. He was reported to be worth S}0,000.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05

ordinary dress and was married iii Frank Barts just as had been planned.
 When it was discovered the com plete wedding rousseau was gone there was furry in the Deets house hold, but Miss Deets was not to be outdone. A conference held with her aance resulted in the decision that the wedding would go ahead just the same as II nothing had ever hap pened. A ring was borrowed.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
MARYLAND MURDER MYSTERY UNSOLVEC-RELATlVES OF
 WOMAN QUESTIONED.
SISTER DENIES QUARREL
Both Persons, Who Wers Found Dead Side by Side, Have Been Married Before-Sisters May Have
 Been Rivals.

Cumberland Md, Jan. 4.-More bizarre than ever has become the mystery of the double tragedy in which Grace Elosser and Charles Edward Twigg were found sitting side by side cn a sofa in the girls home, poisoned to death on the eve of their wedding Miss Elosser had been divorced and resumed her maiden name.
 The state attorney, Coroner Beall and other members of the community are attempting vainly to offer some solution for the mystery. There was no reason apparent in the world for either the man or woman desiring to end their lives.
 Miss Grace Elosser was 2S years old and had been divorced from a young man named Willison. There is no doubt that he felt sorely at the time that she dismissed him and went about getting her divorce, but he had sought and found consolation, for he is married again, according to all reports, most happily.
 Both Had Been Married.
 Twigg was prosperous. He had a growing business in lively West Vir- ginia town and had just purchased an automobile Twigg's first wife died a year after his marriage to her.
 States Attorney Robb, since the finding of the bodies, has made sev- eral visits to the home of the girls parents, where the tragedy occurred. He has not spared his questioning in his efforts to arrive at something that might suggest an explanation for what he is positive is a double mur- 1 der. He examined at length the ia tber and mother of the girl and Miss t.losser's younger sister, Miss May l Flosser, who is about 25 years old, a school teacher of Cumberland. and ! as pretty and attractive as was her sister, Grace.
 1 It was said that she had been the | first to meet the handsome and wealthy young Twigg, who paid atten tions to her. but later when she intro | duced him to Grace the courtship had 1 turned to the elder sister. Miss May 1 Elosser and her parents have all can tradicted these rumors.
 Sister Denies Serious Quarrel.
 May Elosser, although hysterica most of the time. brought her nerves together sufficiently to deny to tho states attorney that there ever haC | been any rivalry between Grace ant | herself because of Twigg. Nor, sht l declares, was there any estrangemen that caused her and her sister tt cease speaking to each other since the announcement of the engagement of Grace and Twigg.
 Mot Last October.
 Twigg and the, Misses Elosser me last October, when he came over froI Keyster. w. Va. in his motor car t
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
FIGHT FILIPINO BANDITS
United States Troops Return to Man fla After Arduous
 Campaign.

Manila, Jan. "A detachment of troops which has been operating i'll Mindanao has returned here. The troops were engaged in a continuous attack against bandits for 20 days. One private was killed and two were wounded. The head of a soldier which was held as a trophy by the bandits was recovered.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
Iudue Attempts Suicide.

Charlotts, N. c. Jan. 4.-Former Judge Spencer B. Adams, prominent in politics for years, attempted to end is lift here with razor. He slashed lis throat and is said to be dying. III health is assigned as the cause.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
Bank Arrests Official; Pays Dividend

Westfield, Mass, Jan. 4.-The trus- tees of the Westfield Savings Bank, the treasurer of which, Velenus k. Srowson, who was arrested following the discovery of a shortage of nearly s6O .O00. declared a semi-annual divi, dend on deposits of per cent payable January 10. This makes total for the year of per cent.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
Sons Misdeeds Hidden From Father

Grand Junction, Colo, Jan. 4.-lhe man known as F. Frank Ryan, who was shot and killed while attempting to rob a store at Frulta, eight miles west of here, two weeks ago, was identified as E. Frank Bryce of Au- burn. N. Y. His father has not been informed that he was killed while TOD ping a store.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
Shoots Guest for a Burglar.

Dublin, Ga, Jan. 4.-Mistaking his guest, John Wyatt. for a burglar, for mer Sheriff E. E. Hicks shot and killed him as he was moving about the room. Hicks did not learn or ms mistake until he sought to awaken Wyatt to tell him of the shooting.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05

Epidemic Closes Springfield Schools.
 Springfield, IL, Jan. 4.-The pub lie schools of Springfield will not open for one week, owing to an epi- demic of scarlet fever.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
OiIer Killed by Shifting.

Pittsburg. Pa, Jan. 4.-While oillng the shafting at the Pittsburg Glass Company plant at Tarentum, Charles Gebhart. IS years old, was caught m the machinery and whirled about uhtli every bone in his body was broken causing his death.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-01-05
ILLINOIS BRIDE ROBBED
Wedding Emery, Including Ring Taken by Burglars, But Wedding
 Takes Place as Scheduled.

sterling, Ill.,, Jan. 4.-When Miss Elsie Deets of this city awoke to find that her wedding gown and ring had been stolen by porch climbers. she was not dismayed She donned an
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-06-09

THE WALKING HABIT.

This is the season when invalids
should get cut into the open air and
walk. The sunshine and the pure air
combined with the physical exercise
would make new men and women of
those who are eating too much or rid
ing too much, or sitting on the porch
too much. There is nothing which
gives tone to the physical system or
creates a more dependable feeling of
power and independence than to have
good lungs, a good appetite and good
pair of legs under one.
The conveniences of this age which
invite one to ride rather than walk
are many, and they are to large ex
teri responsible for a deteriOrating
race. The trolley. the horse and car
riage, the automobiles, the elevators
are a temptation to ride instead of
walk; and it is by a doctors order
now that most people become addicted
to this healthful habit, which is en-
ioyable to those who have become ac-
customed to walking taking long
walks daily
Those who cultivate the habit find it
pays in health. pays in. pleasure and
pays in the lensthening Of ones days
and the shortening of ones waist
measure
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-06-09
The Favorable Report.

Senator Mahan of New London IS
very energetic gentleman and is dong
his level best to boom his home town
One of his pet schemes is to have the
state appropriate one million dollars
for the Improvement of the harbor OF
New London. His responsiveness mas
coaxed a favorable report from the
joint committee on finance and ROADS
This speaks Well for the industry and
ability of the senator, but We guess
he Is destined to meet with disappo1nt-
ment. That favorable report is not
likely to survive the launching long
There are rocks in sight; the news OF
a wreck is due. The colo truth is that
the state has no call to appropriate
one dollar for New London harbof
furnish her own funds. If she should
secure the cash assistance of the state
other towns. are entitled to get into
touch with the treasury. In this town
there are many good farms They
could be vastly improved by removal
of inconvenient rocks Why should we
not ask the state TO do the blasting
The resulting cleanup would give g.
lot of nice granite that might be used
for building new piers in that delight
full harbor of New London. We hereby
give notice that if the tideWater town
gets her million we shall ask for a
similar appropriation for improving
the farms of this section. Stone boats
are as worthy. of recognition and as
useful as Thames craft.-Bristol Press.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-06-09
DOUBTLESS THE SAME OLD Lo-
GUSTS.

Since the notice that the seventeen
year locusts will appear this season
has floated all over the land, news
comes from Missouri that the state
has noted the temperance of the To-
Gusts regularly once in thirteen years.
A writer to the Kansas City Journal
says why they should call them
seventeen-year visitors is to me a
mystery, as since 1912, which was 10
Gust year in many sfates-Tennessee
and Missouri ineluded-we have had
them every thirteen years. In 1855
they furnished a great feast for the
poultry throughout Missouri. Thirteen
years later. in 1868, | was on the Mis-
sissippi river and there We're locusts
in every state bordering on that river,
from St Louis to New Orleans. Their
next appearance was in 1881, and the
next in 1894 Their last appearance
was in 1907. They were not so numer-
Gus as usual in 1907. and unless | live
until 1920 | shall not expect TO hear
the song of the Pharos any more. If
these be a seventeen-ye variety they
must make their appearance north OF
Missouri: but all old Nissourians VIE
have to be shown, to be convinced"
1t is barely possible that there is
another variety that lives underground
a shorter term. This is an interest
ing entomological fact and will be of
extreme interest to insect students ev-
cry " here
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-06-09
THE BULLETINS DAILY STORY
REFUSED

ask YOU for your old natural history
SPECIMEN to take my grandmother a
few miles into the country. You talk
a bout nerve, Rumbelow. You have a
monopoly Of that line of goods
Nerve, You're a nice man to talk
of nervel" roared Rumbelow. You
come over here to borrow my horse.
and when you find that you can't haye
him you begin to abuse him. and call
him natural history specimen, I'll
be hanged if / ever lived in such a
neigfborhood as this, The people
around here are all just like you, COM
posed entirely of gall Ever since
got that horse all the neighbors have
been wearing paths over here asking
me for the use of him. They think
I'm running livery stable as be-
nevolef1t institution. They all seem to
be supplied with grandmothers and
aunts and other female relatives who
want to ride behind a safe horsa
They come over and pet my Steed
and stroke his neck and call him good
old horsie until I tell them that they
can't have him, and then they say he
ought to be shipped to the bologna
works. / used to lend him to every
body, and he always came home ex-
hausted and discouraged, and [ had
to spend all my spare change for re-
pairs on the buggy. That time you
took your grandmother to the ceme-
terry YOU pushed your feet through the
QaSnDOdfU ana broke SeNetdi spoke, oul
of one of the wheels. and all the bot
tom boards We're Knocked loose, as
though your grandmother had bee Il
dancing q hornpipe-
'HYou quit jeering at my grant
mother, Rumbelow. or I'll half-sole
your head. We took your horse to the
cemetery because it was in harmony
with the surroundings While we We're
decorating my Uncle Henry's grave the
old crowbait lay down and we had to
bribe couple of sections to help him
to his feet again. Being in a grave
yard. that old plug thought it was no
use going any farther | didn't men
ton this to you simply to spare your
feelings. but I see you haven't any
feelings.
I'm going downtown and buy real
horse of my own. and if you ever come
over to borrow it FL turn the hose on
you."-Chicag News.