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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17
DOMESTIC PIEAsANTR1Es.


HAS our friend the motorman decided
on a name for his baby girl yet7''
Ives. res. and its a very appropriate one"
Car line.''-BostOn Transcript
He married the girl he first saw dry
ing her hair IN her back yard"
Love al first sight, chr"
NOT much; He never knew was
do sing something. Mr.. Howier."
Ute rather late and-er-perhaps the
"oh, never mind the neighbors. They
poisoned our dogs last week."-Baltlmore
American.
,., What 2 was the verdict of that lady
THAT the defendant was wearing a
fright Of hat, and that her gown did
not nL"-Kansas City Journal.
THE lawyer who asked me go many
questions we're very rude in his manner"
Hes noted for his roughness
But they told me this case was belng
tried in q civil court boston Transcript
Il understand your grandfather left you
= valuable chicken farm"
Yea but ] soon get rid Of g."
Il. ate the chiokens. Plain
Dealer.
You can take that ak and get up an
appetite for a little dinner" said the
farmers wife
Lady" replied Meandering Nike
what ! was applyin' fur was food: not
physical culture. '-Washlngton Star,
Did that patient you were telling me
ABOUT respond to your treatment?" asked
the doctors neiEhbor.
Not yet" replied physician. I've
sent him four bills aIready."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Small Brother--Are you going to marry
Sister Ruth7
know. ~
Small Brother-That's what 1 thought.
Well, you are.--Iife.
What's this / hear about your making
your wife angry by discharging the
cookP' asks the neighbor
Well, by links" explains the man, IT
could stand for almost anything, but
when that cook tried to soften some
smoked herTings by putting them in my
new humidor over night l had to assert
my Ffghts."-Chicago Post.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

And, in trying TO enhance the
cheer Of Christmas, do not entirely
forget the limits OF your pocketbook.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17
scream from the Goddess.

LOUISVILLE COur1er-JournaI.
Great Jehosephat! Is the sense OF
humor dead7 The Nobel peace prize goes
to a man who founded an institute OF
law.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

OFFICES.
Omaha-Tho Bee Building.
South OmRha-2Sis N. 81.
Council Bluffs. rs Scott 81.
Lincoln-26 Little Building.
Chioago-l54s Marquette Building.
kansas City-Reliance Building,
New York--M West Thirty-third
WashinRton-7B Fourteenth ST., ~. W.
CORRESPONDENCE
Communications relating 20 news and
editorial matter should be addressed
Omaha Bee Editorial Department.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17
Good Opportunity for
investment in Substantial
Home Industry

The condensed milk and Canning
Factory that am erecting at Papil-
lion, Nebraska, is rapidly nearing COM
pletion, and / am now offering linn
tied amount Of Waterloo Creamery
Co. preferred stock at 800 per share,
drawing interest at the rate of
Per Cent Per Annum
We will guarantee to convert all
outstanding stock into cash at the end
Of three years.
This investment IL bound to be prof
liable for the investor and viii result
in great benefit to the milk industry
in Douglas, Sarpy and Washington
counties. This is the first "Evapo-
rated Milk" factory in the state Of
Nebraska. Our brand will be the elk
horn Evaporated Milk"
IF you are interested send for list Of
men who have already subscribed and
such other information as you may
desire.
Reference, First National Bank,
Omaha.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

Small Brother--Are you going to marry
Sister Ruth7
CAller-why-er-I really don't know, you
Small Brother-That's what / thought
Well, you are.-Iife.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

Has our friend the motorman decided
on name for his baby girl yet7''
Yes, and its a very appropriate one"
What Is itT'
Gar line ft-Uootnv r.. ,a,eav.s
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

DID that patient you we're telling me
the doctors neighbor.
Not yet" replied a physician. I've
sent him four bills already. "-Yonkers
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

do sing something. Mr.. Howler."
lite rather late and-er-perhaps the
neighborsS'
"Oh, never mind the neighbors. They
poisoned our dogs last week."-Baltimore
American.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

He married the girl he first saw dry
ing her hair IN her back yard"
Love az first sight, chr"
Not much: He never knew II was
the same girl"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

What was the verdict Of that lady
JuryT'
That the defendant was wearing a
fright Of hat, and that her gown did
not fL"-Kansas City Journal.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

THE lawyer who asked me so many
questions we're very rude in his manner"
Hes noted for his roughness.
But they told me this case was beHg
tried In q civil court. '-Boston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-12-17

You can take that AK and get up an
farmers wife
Lady replied Meandering Nike
what ! was applyin' fur was food: not
physical culture. '-Washlngton Star
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

WE negotiate loans and sell real estate Malone McConnell Co.,, 219 21st street
 7-S-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
FRANCHISE TAX
 LIMIT EXTENDED

Montgomery. July 4.-(Special.)-As [ convenience to the domestic. and foreign corporations that have not had time td make a settlement with the various pro- bate judges on the privilege taxes whick they arc due counties and state, the board of ompromise-Attorney General Brickeli and Auditor Smith sitting-haye furtheI extended the period of delinquency until July 25. These taxes were due, according to opinion of Assistant Attorney Geners. Martin, on May S1 last, but at a recent meeting of the board the period of de- lirquency was extended until July 15
 The second extension of time is due te the fact that the summer months have found many high railroad officials oui of their offices.
 The Louisville and Nashville railroad and the South and North Alabama rail- road, however have already settled with ;he state and county, in so far as Mont gonery county is concerned. Fisuret paid in were as follows:
 state, S1, ,4S1 50; to the county, $730.75; total, $2,13225.
 south and North Alabama railroad. tc the state $S7696; to the county, $lss.47 total, $565 4S.
 Another foreign corporation to make tte settlement Is the Louisville Property company which settled as follows: state, s2e71; county, Sl4.s6.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
PREL|M|NAR|ESOEs::5'' THE ALASKAN P'Ros
 7u11di Army Engineer Cavanaus and Alfred A. Brooks,
 Are Witnesses

Washington, July 14--Testimony pre- liminary to a thorough probing of th question of restoring the Controller Ia! lands to entry and the claims represented by Richard S. Ryan of New York, said to represent the Guggenheim mining sym dicate In an effort to mono polize Alaskan coal fields, was taken today by the hous' committee on expenditures in the interio department.
 The witnesses were Major J. B. Cava naugn, assistant to the chief engineer o the army, and Alfred H. Brooks, in charg, of Alaskan mineral resources for tn, United States geological survey
 It is reported that,a map of Controller Bay containing tracings of the proposet Controller Bay railroad and Navigation ompany-represented by Ryan-had dis appeared from the war department, bu such a map already has been produced from the interior department. So far sn, war department has not received an ap plication from that company for right. troller Bay. t7-f' fee sFs4
 Major Cavanaugh said ne believed 6 map of the route Of the Ryan lines hat been brought to him by persons interested in the project some time ago. but so fal as he knew it never had been filed. Ht did not recall ever meeting Ryan though he might have beensone of the men who visited him at the department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
LETTER BY MOORE SEEM TO APPROVE
Many Callers Were at Local Optioy; Headquarters Yesterday-Of- g
 ficials AIT Busy

The declination of Jones G. Moore, and J. Fred staley. chairman and secretary respectively of the local option campaigrI committee, to. enter into series of joint debates with the leaders of the saloon op- position lea que seems to have given gen. eral satisfaction to the local optionists.
 The local option headauarters were vis- tied by many men who took part in ths,] bitter contest during the amendment carn- paign, and express their pleasure at. the decision of the leaders to fyoid repet- ton of the events, of that contest.
 Secretary Staley is in receipt sdaily of numerous letters from voters all over tne county offering their services to the cam paign committee, during the approaching conflict He is not, the least disturbed about the final outcome, but is leavins| no stone unturned to insure success.
 Everybody is eagerly waiting to nearI from the probate judge as to when. the| election will be be called. However, tn sI defined plans of the committee are beinel carried out and the organization perl fected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
NO TEMPLE FOR <.
 POOR MONTGOMERY

Monteomery, July 1A-(Special.) )-Sad- eyed. and with faces that stretch all the way from the Dexter avenue fountain to the capitol, the Shriners of the Mont somery club who wore unable to attend the convention which has just closed in Rochester were today congresated at va rious spots of the city discussing and ..cussing'' the evil luck which Is denying them a temple here. While particulars of the vote against the temple have not vet been received, advices have been re- ceived from Dr. G.. J. Greil one of the Montgomery Shriner representatives, who attended the Rochester convention, to the effect that he had sad story to tell. The telegram was enough to inform Mont- gomery that the temple cannot be estab- lished this year at least. <
 When the Shiners of this city pulled out of Montgomery last Friday night for the Rochester meeting, they carried with them ''rattlers. toy drums, whistling tubes and about everything else that could make noise. They carried. like wise, a map of the state, and other para phernalia which bade fair to assure suc- cess. But the fates were against them, and the temple was denied.
 At the present time there are two shriner temples in Alabama, one-the zanora-temple at Birmingham, and the Abba temple of Mobile. There is well defined prejudice throughout Shriner cir cles to establishing too many temples in one state especially whenstwo might be within 100 miles of each other, as would be in the case of Montgomery and Bir- mingham. i,;.
 The Shriners who are now in Nontgom- cry announce that they expect to continue their fight. and to push it vigorously q. q. the next convention. which is to De heio in Los Angeles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

Ridge church, the Rev M. K. Thornton officiating. The boys death was caused by complication of pneumonia after an operation for appendicitis performed at the Robinson hospital last Sunday and the end came last night at 10 o'clock The pallbearers were the members of Deweys Sunday school class of the Bap- tist church and a number of floral trib- utes testified to the sorrow of his many friends. He is survived by his parents and several brothers and sisters The in- torment was made in the Pleasant Ridge cemetery.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
Announcements

Sunday morning at 9S0 o'clock, the Rev. w. J. Henry of this city and Miss Mollie Russell of Anderson, Ind, will be united in marriage at the residence of MT. and Mrs. Murray Jones on Fifth avenue. The groom is the minister of the Church of God and has been here only a short time, coming from Springfield, Mo, two weeks ago. The bride is a former teacher in the Anderson school, supported by this denomination The ceremony will ge a quiet one and the Rev and Mrs. Henry will be at home at the Church of God parsonage on Arlington avenue. Willis J. Brown of Birmingham will be the off ciating minister.
 The St Aloysius Boys band will have an outing at West Lake Sunday after- noon, with Professor Lynch as the host.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
Personals

Miss Minnie Mitchell returned tonight from Tuscaloosa, where she was sum- moned to attend the funeral of her sis- ter.
 Hon. Gardner Goodwin will leave to- morrow afternoon to spend fortnight with relatives in Montgomery.
 Mrs. T. M. Ragan, who was operated on at the Robinson hospital last night,
 is reported to be improving.
 Miss Nettie Majors of Morgan is the guest of Miss Susie Ezel at her home in Jonesboro.
 The Rev. and Mrs. R. A.. Thompson have as their guests MT. and Mrs J. R. Farrar of Gadsden and Misses Hat tie Hayes and Esther Arnold of Wood- stock.
 William NJ. Herbert will leave Sunday for South Carrolton, Kya after few
 weeks visit to his family in this city. Mrs Frank Pruitttof Fruits Lane will leave next week for an extended visit to relatives in Clay county. MT Pruitt will leave at the same time for bus- mess trip to Demopolis.
 MT, and Mrs. J. W. Lykes of Albert vile were the guests of Mrs. J. P. Grif- fen yesterday en route to visit friends in Rirrninsham MT. Lykes is state or ganizer of the Columbian Woodmen. Officer Doc Parsons began his ten days vacation today and will spend it at home. Mac Parsons has returned from trip
 through Colorado and other western
 states. t. T.,
 Miss AdelI Hall of Greenvile. Ga, Is the guest of Miss Ruby Brown at her home in Jonesboro. Miss Tiffie Moore is the guest of Miss
 Erline Moore at her home in Boyles
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

OUR suPcRIF EGIIPMENT-of N Ray outfit, electric static machines. electric vibrdtorsl g@lvanic and faradic batteries. medicated steam and light baths. aebulizers. etd.. is unequaled by any other ir the state and with these facilities our patrons outain advan- tages lot offered by any competitors in Alabama.
 WE DISPENSE OUR OWN MEDI- CINEs-1n order to protect our patients against mistakes, substitutions, expos ure and eXhorbitant charges of drug gists. we compound and dispense our own medicines, and by giving the best medical treatment and the employment of such other therapeutic auxi1iaries as we possess. we accomplish many re- markaple cures and win the gratitude of our patrons,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
BESSEMER ID HAVE . SOWN BOYS CLUB Judge Murphy Conducted
 Court Yesterday LADIES INTERESTED Anti-Saloon Forces Held Conferences Both in Bessemer and Jones'
 boro Last Night-0ther
 Bessemer News
INTERESTED

Bessemer. July -(spec.al)-As an outcome of the innovation of the Juvenile court in Bessemer, officials of the Boys
 club and Children's Aid society of Rirm-
 ingham will endeavor to organize local
 branch chapter or independent society.
 just as those interested prefer. Judge
 Murphy, who presides over the juvenile
 court. held semi-monthly nene, is the pro
 moter of the movement and hopes to ,lou-
 ble the far-reaching influence for good
 in his work by such an organization. Mrs.
 James weatherly presiden; Of thes Birm
 ingham club, and Mrs. Join Reid, also
 prominently associated with this work,
 are heartily in favor Of this step and
 will probably be personally instrumental
 in effectine union of the ladies who
 are desirous of preventing as much IS
 possible. the wayward boys and girir,
 white and black. of this city, from be-
 coming undesirable, citizens.
 The purpose of this organization would
 be the maintenance of probation offircr,
 who by a continual keepins in touch with
 the Juvenile offender on probation, would not only be well versed with the childc home surrounding, but also exert a good influence by personal examr'e.
 Another phase of the work is the re-
 moval of children from improper guard fans and the placing of children, vino are more than orphans because their living parents having become weary of suppo.-- ing them, let them drift, into desirable homes. An instance of the latter kind happened this afternoon in the juvenile
 court here and although concerning a little dark bit of humanity, was pathetic in the extreme. Willie King 12-year-old negro boy, was charged with petit lar ceny, but as the case proceeded it de- veloped that he had no home his father had run him away and vii; be detained in the city jail until some disposition can be made of him, either at his own home or another.
 William Cornerford, charged with an
 fray, was put probation for 90 days
 and a number of negro boys. who have
 been in the habit of fighting and throw ing rocks. were also put tn probaticn. The next court hearing will be on Friday, July 2S. Today Judge Murphy especially com
 mended, in very high terms, the excellent cooperation manifested by the local rc- | lice department and conferred with Chief Wallace in regard to the feasibility or | the organization of Chiliren's Aid so- ciety and received every encouragement to | further this plan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

s1O0,Oo0 TO LOAN on real estate in
 amounts to suit F. G. Fonville, 53l
 First National. Bell, Main 646l. 3-25-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
WANTED-HELP

WANTED-Governme employees; senJ postal for Birmingham examination schedule Franklin Institute. Dept. 2-G, Rochester, N. Y.
 5-20-2m- skip fri WANTED-Young colored man who mas some experience as porter; call afters g a. m.. room No. l. 1924 3rd ave, Graves building. 7-15-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
Anti-Saloon Conference

feeling of confidence aGd determine ton of winning the coming contest char acterized the Anti-Saloon league confer ence held in the office of W. $. Welsh To night
 Attorneys C. P. Beddow and Charles Rice of Birmingham presided officiating until w. F. Webb had been selected temporary chairman and Hugh McEniry secretary. These two will appoint the ether members of the Bessemer commit tee
 It is planned to carry on the campaign m Bessemep with periodic public meet ings in the open air or at the court house at which various speakers will be heard.
 There were about 25 present at the meeting tonight.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

FOR RENT-Large, cool, upstairs room
 adjoining bath, near Five Points. 12z7
 s. Dth street. Bell 4O16. 7-13-2t-th-sa FOR RENT-Large, well kept room, pri- vate family; all conveniences. 5l1 North 18th street Peoples phone 4O7. 7-1h-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
CAPITOL PARK SERVICES Dr. Steele Will Preach the sermon
 Tomorrow Night

r1nicn services will be ccnoucteo as usual tomorrow night at Cap'toi pa.n and the sermon will be preacheo os the Rev. Dr.. l. D.s steele. a
 These services are growing Tn 'n- terest and reach many who are notaee % g, , ,,;ar church goers. Seats ,. aE ptoSror i. nar Tor all, and the general puphc IS CUT dially invited.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

FREE-We make no charges foSu-uI aminations and ccnsulta tions, | earnestly invite atl0nen and women flicted with any form of chronic dis ease, nervous r,.siady, skin eruptiQi private dfsorner. CT even a suspfctotaW' consumption, appendicitis. canet <f'N specific Infection, to come and egw
 us without cost. and obtain ouJmt = full examination and honest opifH4{ '"'
 oIT oU, TOWN p%TIENTS-dT or writing, receive fires ouestlVnaE which may enable them tc make the symptoms known to us and In ma n instances obtain successful treatmer at their home. 'aftt"
 OFFICE HOURS-Eight o'clock a.
 to six D. m; Sundays nine a Tn. to Ion p n .fsU6dt
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
Congregational Services

services at the CongregH'ionHI church, Nineteenth stree,. near ,,s,,s |, tomorrow morning by Dr. George Eeves. His topic in the special series m .The Conquering Soul'' will be. The Cost and Consolation of Victory.Y
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

FOR RENT-Til October l, furnished apartment, Terrace Court: parsaiii price; present occupants out oi clty
 for summer. Inquire at Terrace Court or 11n1 Empire Bldg. i-If-oe
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
ONE CENT 4 WORD

RATEs-One cent c word a dsy' no hn' taken for less than 25c for firs' 'nseI
 sIo,. C,.b must accompany order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
WANTED-BOARDERS

CLEAN, cool, well furnished rooms with
 best board in town, $5 per week. 2217
 4th avenue. north. t.Hs tIg -6-23-21t WANTED-Refined couple or two gentle
 men to board in private family, South
 Highlands, near Five Points 2109 1lth avenue, south. 7-9-St NICELY furnished rooms. with or with out meals. 123O South 20th street, Bell phone 4112 '7-9-7t COUPLE or young men to board In pri- vate home on Southside. Call Bell phoue 2656 f.f 7-12-6t BOARD and room, desirable location close in; large shady porch, 2209 9th
 avenue 7-14-7t FURNISHED rooms NO per plontb:. board : --jf desired, sS3.50 per week. "A North 18th
 street. S-15-6t-sat-su-tu-th
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
ADVERTISEMENTS

experienced salesman; no other need apply; one who has an estab- lished trade, 10 represent large whole 4 sale dry goods, notion and gents fur nishing goods house in Tennessee: first class man to travel North and Central Alabama: also North and Southwest Georgia; give references. full informa- ton regarding experience, age, etc. Ad
 dress Wholesale Dry Goods, care Age Herald. 7-15-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

FOR RENT-Choiee cottage, modern con venlenees: screened throughout. 2Sz9 4th avenue. H. D. Smith, Do Hood
 Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

VANTED-Young man of clean-cut ap
 pearance, well acquainted in the Bir- mingham district, ambitious. steady and willing to learn; to interview a list of people each day: rapid ad vancement; excellent pay: experience unnecessary. Apply in person with
 references, 2014 1st avenue, Birming
 ham, Ala 7-14-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
FOR RENT

F0R RFNTCNice 2-storv dwelling. rooms. all conveniences: shady slue' 2s24 18th avenue, north sp' App ply at 1890 24th street. Peoples pnoi.s 141f " U
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

  O  continuous practice 
  
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

NANTED-Grocerys salesman; live. up-
 to-date travelling grocery salesman,
 one who has built up trade and rep utation; We can place the right man
 in permanent local position. Do you | want to get off the road and be | placed where ability and honesty will h bring rapid advancement? Address .i Grocer" 311 Courier-Journal Bldg,
 Louisville, Ky. Give full informat tion
 in first letter, which will be strictly
 confidential. 1-15-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

WANTED-You to know that we offer he lowest prices on plumbing. See us on that next job you have. Job orders receive prompt attention. Call 77, either phone. Peerless Plumbing Co.,, 21o North
 22d street 7-12-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
ROOMs-WANTED-BOARD
RIISINESS CHANGES

Nr14ETED~By druggist of ability and
 integerity some one to finance drug
 store, good location; can furnish pest of reference. Address, K-3o, care Age lJaroid 7-14-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15
FuneraI of Dewev Crofford

The funeral of Dewey the 12-year-old son of MT. ana Mrs. J. IT.. Cr0ford, oc- cured this afternoon at the Fleasant
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

WANTED-Five young men, from IS 10 22 years of age, as news agents on Louisville arhd Nashville railroad. Call
 at 1914 Morris avenue. 1-l5-4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

WANTED-To sharpen your safety razor blades; 25 cents dozen; out of town orders we pay return postag%. Robert Prowell Stove Co.,, Birming
 ham, Ala 4-9-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-07-15

N NANTED-Salesmsn to carry representa-
 tive line of human hair goods for job Ling and department trade. as side line; liberal commission. Manufacturer, 1s1
 Lewis st. New York 7-15-3t