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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-23
XMAS DECORATIONS
THE WORLDS GREATEST MEN.
Chancellor Brown Adds Three to Car.
Mcgtc'S List of TWcntY.

S1ON t1uNlS lIrCc 10 NdEs
ncgic's List of Twenty.
New York American.)
Elmer Ellsworth Brown, chancellor
of New York university, said he be-
lteved Andrew Carnegie has made a
most distinctive contribution to the
thought of the day in giving the pub
lie a list of twenty men who, in the
opinion of the ironmaster and library
builder. are the greatest men of his
tory.
These twenty are Shakespeare. Nor
ton. Jenner, Nelson, Lincoln, Burns,
Gutenberg, Edison. clemens. Besse-
mer, Mushet. Columbus, Watt, Bell.
Arkwright. Franklin, Murdoch, Har-
Sreaves, Stephenson and Symington.
The list is tremendously interest
ing" the chancell r continued. mot
only because i. is an example Of what
so interesting a man as Mr.. Carnegie
believes to be the worlds chief lead
crs, but also because it sets other men
thinking what men are truly great"
Chancellor Brown vas asked to
name twenty men whom he regarded
greatest, and he replied:
Il would not venture to offer a list
in competition with Mr.. Carncgie's.
That would be out Of the question.
One cannot help raising the question,
however, as regards some names that
wv " oPpSdA III VII SdTueSlc 5 score.
For example. I do not find the
names of Plato, Newton or Morse. We
heard some years ago Of the passing
of Plato I have strong suspicious
he has moved the world somewhat
both before and since that passing
His idealistic philosophy, If it has
done nothing more than to compel a
good many thinkers to say with con-
siderable clearness why they do not
Ha1inN.o IN ~ hoo hoon 80 ~~oc ,--..
ciable influence.
Concerning Sir Isaac Newton, I
should say that he has had considera.
bic influence upon the scientific de-
velopment which has produced the
inventors and inventions Of the past
century.
And let me say this of Morse, the
inventor of h electric telegraph. The
primacy of his invention has not been
disputed to any greater extent thar
that of almost any of the inventors
named in this list. A most interest
Ing character was Morse. In his time
he was eminent in both science and
art. l do not remember any instance
in history in which a mar worked
as an artist to support himself while
he was carrying through an invention
in the field Of applied science.
L some it may be surprising that
Mr.. Carnegie did not include such
names as Homer. Virgil, Caesar and
Napoleon. But would not a list con-
tanning such names be more or less
conventional-the list that Il school,
boy might make? One Of the most
interesting things about the Carnegie
roll Of fame is it's surprises. 1t con-
tains names of which the average per-
son knows little or nothing, as. for
example. Mushet. who is spoken of
as the inventor of the steel process.
Yet when VIC think OF the tremendous
part steel has played in our civiliza-
ton we begin ia realize why Mr.. Car
negie named him"
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Doubtless some people are actual
~ fond Of Browning, salads and some
other things they can't understand.
A brave man Is one who leaves the
banquet when he gets through eating,
and gets to bed at the proper time.
Possibly Adam left the we'll known
garden because he heard there was
better farming land farther west.
When an officer is court martialed,
1t reminds us that it takes great in
dlcements to make some men behave.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-12-23
FOR SALE-HOUSES.

FOR sALE-House and two lots. bein,
No. 81 North Eighth street. Must b,
sold his year. Price is low and term
reasonable. First National Bank
East Grand Forks.
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A Penny q Word . Day
Publishes Your Ad In Both Papers.
WANTS
ADVERTISING T

ADVERTISING RATES.
Advertisements in the Classified Col.
umns will be inserted for q penny q
word q day. The m charge entities
you to publication In both The Even.
Ing Times and TIE Morning Herald.
Advertisements in these columns
answered through correspondence.
To insure publication Of advertise.
meuts the following day. copy must be
In our hands before $3.50 p. m. All
Ads appear first In The Morning
Herald.
TELEPHONES.
600 Both Phones-Business once.
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FOR RENT-Large furnished room in
all modern house. Hot water heat
604 Cottonwood. Phone l67M. Trt.
State.
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FOR RENT-Two rooms. partly fur
nished, for light housekeeping. III;
University avenue. Tri-State 647L.
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FOR RENT-M1sc.

FOR RENT-Store and fixtures at COS
DeMers avenue. Also small stock Of
confectionery for sale. Good location
for restaurant. COS DeMers avenue.
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FOR RENT-Kooms by the day. week
European Hotel. DeMers avenue.
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FOR RENT-Modern office rooms.
vator service. Northern State Bank.
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FOR RENT-Suite of rooms, suitable
for two OF three persons. 400 Cot
tOnwOOd.
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FOR SALE-Furniture.
For sALE-Beautiful high grade
piano. A bargain for cash II taken
ton. 319 South Third street.
For sALE-Sman wood or GAL heat.
Grand Forks. Either phone IT'S.
first class condition. Inquire Grand
Forks Fruit Co.
and coal heater. at LOT Cottonwood.
FOR H
FOR RENT-Cottage on Minnesota ave.
nue.. J. Nelson Kelly.
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FOR RENT-Furnished room by tn
day, week or month. Western Hotel
400 South Third street.
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THE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES European
hotel In the city. Rooms 81 n up.
THE observation-disclosures. Opposite
Great Northern depot. Rooms 60c up.
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WANTED-TO BUY.

WANTED TO BUY-Man with some
capital wants to buy small grocery
and confectionery store in or out Of
city. Address $50 Times.Herald.
CASH PAID for second hand clothing.
delivered at McKcnzie's Furniture
store. Cassclman Block. 1877 South
Third street.
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FOE RENT-RoOMs
One person sees the "For
Rent" card where thousands
read the "For Rent" Ad.

FOR RENT-Two rooms and kitchen
cite, or four rooms, all furnished for
light. housekeeping; modern. s. g.
Martin, 72O Walnut.
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FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms
with or without board. Over Ma
howald harness shop. Mrs. Koch.
205h DeMers.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
No. 0i422

No. 0i422
Department of the Interior, {. 6
Land Office at Fort Sumner, New
Mexico, January 10, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that William
Keller, of Kenna, New Mexico,
who, on August "a, 1907, made Home
stead Entry Serial No. O4422, for Lots / X
,, and y n. r. a Sec. Twp. SIS g,
r DOE, N. Mp, Meridian, has filed notice
of intention to make (Solder's) Five
year Proof, to establish claim to the
land above described, before w. d.
Clancy, L. S. Commissioner, at lis
office in Kenna, New Mexico, on tie
10th day of March, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John ]. Keller, George T. Littlefeld, Pc
ter +. Simpson and Ernest Paddock, ali OF
Kenna, New Mcxico.
ARTHUR E. CURREN,
Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
O3052

O3O52
Department Of the Interior, L. 6.
Land Office at Fort Sumner, New
Mexico, February 18th, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Sarah
NJ. Hamilton, Of Keura, New Mtxico, who
on March 10, 1906, made Homestead En-
try No. 03052, for 5. ID \ +. A and S
- N. w. 4 Sec. 81, Twp. s, S Range
so East, New Me,ico Principal Meridian,
has filed notice Of intention to make
Final Five-year Proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before
w, d. Clancy, L. S. Commissioner
at his office in Kcnna New Mexico
on the l7th day of April, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John i West, John A. Kmmons, viii.
lam H. Cooper and Henry B. Bryan, all Of
Kenna, New Mexico.
ARTHUR e. CURREN,
Register
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
No. O26sO


Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at Fort Sumner, New
Mexico. February II. 1911,
Notice is hereby given that George
F. LeGrand. of Herford. Texas. one OF the
heirs of Frank LeGrand, deceased, who, on
March 90, 1904 made Homestead Entry No.
0sosO, for Northwest quarter IN. w. - Sec
ton ls. Township 4SOuth, Range 26East, n.
NJ. p. Meridian, has filed notice of intention
to make Final Five-yenr Proof to establish
claim to the land above described. before
the Register or Receiver United States Land
ONCE. at Fort Sumner. N. NJ, on the 9Th day
Of April. 1871.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Levy = Landrum. Vernon Witherspoon, ard
EscA w. Harrison. of Herfoad, Texas. or
olive. N. NJ. and Tom Reagan, of Texico. N. NJ.
ARTHUR E. CURREN
Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
No. O9679


Department of the Interior, L. S.
Land Office at Fort Sumner, New
Mexico. February lith. 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Livy p.
LHndrum, OF Olive, New Mexico, Who, on
March 20, 1904. made Homestead Entry No.
0267g, for Southwest quarter IS. w, - See
ton IL. Township 4-South, Range 2G-East, n.
NJ. p Meridian, has filed notice of intention
TO make Final Five-year Proof TO establish
claim to the land above described. before the
Register or Receiver Uuitcd States Land
ONCE. at Fort Sumner. N. NJ, on the 9Th day
OF April, 1911.
Claimant names as witnesses.
Esca w. Harrison, DR.. George f. LeGrand
and Vernon Witherspoon. of Olive. N. NJ, and
Tom Reagan, of Texico, N. NJ
ARTHUR Z. CURREN,
Register.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Non coal land
O0lCSo

MOB coal land.
O9lGS9.
Department of the Interior, L. G
Land Office at Roswell, n. NJ
February ~ 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Id S
IredenEamp, Of l}oaz. n. NJ. who, on Feb. 9th
1910. made II. f Serial No. O9lCs1 for the
SEA. Section "a Township South. Range
20 East, ~ NJ p Meridian has filed
notice of intention to make Final Com
mutation Proof, to establish claim to
the land ADORE described, before w d
Chancey, L. S. Commissioner in his of
flee. in Kenna. n. NJ. on the 3rd day OF
Apri, 1871.
CLAIMANT Games as Witnesses:
william &. lieatty William X. McCOrmick.
william Homer and John A. Vierling, al OF
Doaz, New Mexico
T. c. TILLOTSON,
Register
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Special features 10kiek 10iN appeal to 1Jou

TEN SHOTS Double the number contained in ordinary
revolver and two more than ordinary Automaiics.
ACCURACY The pistol constructed that all powder
utilized nsurng extreme accuracy, well freedom
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SIMPLICITY: Fewer parts than any other auomac pistol
Completely dismouuted by handwtout the aid of tools. NJ
scr to work loose.
SAFETY: Bteech positively AMI automatically locked dur
the Of discharge be fired unless the
ed When the safety neither force folly dsca it,
BALANCE. Perfectly balanced Center of gravity well
the Lies naturally in the hand Will not finch tie
trigger pull The only automatic which locks at the breech
while the bullet travelses the barrel
WEIGHT 10 o., including magazine. Length over all 64
nCheS Price SIS o. Any widelwake dealer will show you
this rapid fire gun. If will You kindly
advise ) and will prepaid
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
TIE CITY COUNCIL ANGLERS ON DECK
Municipal Fathers Hold Regular
May Meeting
DO ROUTINE BUSINESS
Pass Two Ordinances, One Regulat-
ing PeddlerS, One Prohibiting
Miscellaneous Posting

All the aldermen were present at
the regular May meeting of the city
council "wednesday evening Consid-
cradle business was transacted, most
of it being of routine nature, in
Guiding the allowing of batch of
bills.
Two ordinances were passed, one
providing for the licensing of hawkers
and peddlers, the other prohibiting
the miscellaneous posting of bills and
notices on poles and buildings. These
ordinances will be officially published
in The Herald next week.
President Gingery appointed Alder
men Kirghis, Brown and Jenkins a
committee to take up with the Gen.
trail Minnesota Power & Milling Com
pany and the Northwestern Tele-
phone Exchange Company, PROPOSE
ton that these two companies paint
all electric light and telephone poles
in the business part of The city, the
lower ten. feet of each pole to be
painted black and the upper part
white. 1t is believed that the COM
panies will do as requested. If this
is brought about, the result will be
to give things in the down town dis
tricts much neater appearance,
One 81 candle power arc light was
ordered put in at the intersection of
Eighth and Pine streets.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
Welded IN TIE WEST
Miss Gertrude DOOIittIe is Mar
ried to Mr.. A. N. Ala
ben in Pasadena

Miss Gertrude Doolittle, oldest
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. O. Fl. Doc
little Of this city was married to Mr..
A. n. Allaben, at Pasadena. Cal. on
April It'll. The ceremony took place
at All Saints chapel Rev. A. c. Dodds
officiating. a wedding breakfast fol-
lowed, Immediately following which
Mr. and Mrs. Allaben left for Coron-
ado to spend their Honeymoon. They
will reside in Pasadena, where the
groom has good position with the
Southern California Edison CONF any.
The brides parents were present at
the ceremony. There were about
fifty guests, among whom were five
who We're guests at. ,the wedding of
the brides parents. The bride is well
known here, where she has lived with
her parents for some years. She is q
charming young woman and gradu-
ate of the Sank Centre high school.
She has been in California for about
a year.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
Fisherman Can Now Legally Dis
port Themselves
SEASON IS WIDE OPEN
Legislature of 1911 Made Few
Changes in the Laws Regulat-
ing Catching of Fish

The open season for the catching of
all kinds of fish except bass began
Monday. 1t will not be legal to angle
for the festive and gamey bass until
May 20. The 1911 Minnesota legisla-
ture tried to extend the bass season
to June Is but failed. One faction
wantedsMay fifteen and another OBJ
posed any change. They tinallyacom-
promised on bill extending the
closed season for bass to June l.
This bill passed the House but failed
in the Senate.
The legislature made comparatively
few changes in existing fish laws. 1t
passed some new measures, however,
one of which requires non-residents of
the state to take out a license and di-
reefs that a fee of 81 be charged for
said document. This applies to all
persons q years old or over. The
nonresident ''kid' is except from
such taxation.
An amendment to one of the fishing
laws provides that no person shall
catch, kill, have in pessessionor under
control any fish whatever, except
minnows for bait, rock bass, sunfish
and bullheads, that are less than six
inches in length, or any gray, black
or Oswego bass less than nine inches
in length. The measure prescribes
THAT any person catching such fish
shall at once return them to the wa
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
CITY GETS BUSY
Prepares to Make q Fine Appear
anCe This Summer
BUYS BUNCH OF TREES
Grades North Main Street to Make
Proper Approach to Home
School for Girls

The city of Sank Centre is busy
preparing to don bright robes for the
summer season. The city council has
purchased about $4,000 worth Of
young elms and will have them set
out along the boulevard leading to
the Home School for Girls and on the
tract that last year was added to the
city park.
Street Commissioner Geo. M. Rice
has been busy for week Or ten days
with a force of men and teams grad
ing the hill on north Main street SO
as to make proper looking approach
to the Girls School. The hill has
been cut down, the hollow beyond
graded up, making four per cent
grade from the foot of the hill to the
south end of the grounds of the
school. 1t is good job we'll done.
Trees will be set out on both sides Of
this street, thus identifying it in
time.
Fl. S. Berlinger. who recently came
here for the Jewel nursery Of Lake
City. Mimi, has laid out the addition
to the city park and it was through
him that the city secured its trees,
| all fine young elms. They viii soon
| be set out. He also has charge OF
planting trees along the boulevard on
| north Main street.
| In addition to this work. tile city i:
Iputting tie triangular park in front
OF the public school building into pro
per condition. Trees will also b,
planted therein. Sidewalks have beer
laid and curling putin on all sides @
this little piece of land. When it il
i'm the condition that the city plans
to to have it, it will help make thu
thpproach to the city from the Grea
Northern station far more attractiy,
than at present.
| Meantime citizens are putting thei
premises in proper condition and TIN
town generally is donning its fines
Ifaiment for the season.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04

ter with as little injury tC them as
possible.
The same law provides that no per-
son shall take, kill have in posses
sion for sale or with intent to sell,
offer or expose for sale or have in pos
session or under control any lake trout
weighing less than two pounds: any
whitetish of less than two and one-
half pounds, any sturgeon less than
fifteen pounds, any wall-eyed pike of
less than fourteen inches long or one
pound dressed weight; and muskel-
lunge less than thirty inches long or
any blue pike less than ten inches
long. Measurement in each case is to
be made from tip of the snout to the
fork of the tail.
Another law passed at the last s
sion prohibits non-residents from
ing more than fifty pounds c
with them when they leave the
Most of the laws passed al the
session pertain to the taking
for commercial purposes.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
NEARING THE END DEATH OF PIONEER
Demise of First White Child Bern
in Sank Centre
AT Tnlff RIVER FALLS.
Mrs. Ole Rude, Who Was formerly
Miss Rose Bailey, Passes Int
the Great Beyond

Mrs. Ole Rude passed away from
earth at her home in Thief River
Falls, Mimi. April 25, victim Of
chronic bronchitis.
Mrs. Rude's maiden name was Mrs.
Rose Bailey She was the first white
child born in Sank Centre and at the
time of her death was little over 46
years of age.
With her parents Mr.. and Mrs.
Stephen Bailey, she moved from Sank
Centre in 1885, to the vicinity of Thief
River Falls, the family at that time
settling on homestead in the town
of Excel. Three years later She was
married to Ole Rude and lived in the
town of East Valley near Thorwick
until five years ago when her health
began failing and they moved to Thief
River Falls and her husband engaged
i'm the iewelry business These latter
years she was hardly able to do her
housework and her health failed more
and more till the end came.
Deceased was q member Of the Pres
byterian church Of Thief River Falls
and was held in high esteem by all
who knew her.
Besides her husband, she leaves
four children, Edward, John, Mary
and IRVINE. Deceased also has sis
ter. Mrs. c. b. Smith Of Cloverdale,
Cal. and three brothers Richard Bailey
of G hestertown., \. l., Bony Bailey,
Sank Centre, Mimi, and Risty Bailey
of Fisher, MINI.
The funeral was held Thursday
from the Presbyterian church, Rev.
L. g Hughes of Red Lake Falls OIL
ciating. and the remains were laid to
rest in Greenwood cemetery at Thief
River, Falls.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
ARRESTED.
Alleged transient Merchants"
Visit St. Cloud Again
FIRST CASE DISMISSED
Taken to Goanty Seat on Another
Warrant, Proprietors Of Store
Get Continuance

Messrs. A. Haskell and L. Frankel,
proprietors of the Peoples Store,
made two trips to st. Cloud last
week at the behest of the county au-
thorities. Their first trip, taken ON
Thursday, as recited in the last issue
of The Herald, on warrant issued
by the county authorities charging
violation Of the law against tran
silent merchants" as enacted by the
legislature of 1911, was followed on ,
Friday by second. The first case
was heard by Justice w. II. Alden
and resulted in dismissal on tech
nicality.
immediately thereupon County At
torney J. B. Himsl ''got busy" again
with the result that Messrs. Haskell
and Frankel who had returned TO Sank
Centre on the noon train Thursday
and who opened their store for BUSH
ness in the afternoon, we're arrested
again that evening on q new warrant,
served, in this case as in the other,
by Deputy Sheriff Jas. Connolly, who
came up on the evening Flyer for
that purpose. Mr.. Connolly took
| the two men to ST. Cloud on the Flyer
Friday morning and they were ar
raigned at O'Clock in the afternoon
before Justice J. T. Donohue. The
men pleaded net guilty and the hear
ing was continued until Friday, May
). At that time, the court will de-
terfnine whether they will be held to
the grand jury.
Meantime they are running their
store just as if nothing had happened
to them. The county; of course. win
do nothing further until the case set
for Friday is disposed of. The city
is not at all likely to do anything as
long rs the county case IS pending.
| Tie legal status of the case, so far
as the state is concerned is as follows:
There are three laws on the statute
books defining itinerant merchants,
and naming the punishment. In the
revised laws CT 1905 it is given on de-
! tinition and made gross misdemean-
or In 1907 the legislature passed an
other law concerning itinerant mer-
chants ana forget to repeal the law of
1905. Finally in the last session of
the legislature another law was passed
making ita gross misdemeanor, and
neither of the previous laws were fe-
pealed.
! MeSSrS. Haskell and Frankel still
claim that they are here to stay q
to transact business in Sank
p The city q
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
MOTHERS DAY
Governor Of Minnesota Names
Sunday, May IA, as Day
to be Observed

The governor of Minnesota has
named Sunday, May IA, as Mothers
Day and requests that it be given
suitable observance throughout the
state. A part of the governors pro-
clamation follows;
'sTLe beautiful custom of setting
apart one. day in each year TO pay
tribute to our mothers should not be
abandoned or be forgotten. No ele-
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04

ment in either national or domestic
life is more important than the
mothers of our country. Home vir-
tues are the safeguard of our exist
ence. Our mothers are their highest
exemplifcation.
Il recommend, therefore, that the
second Sunday in May be SO observed
as to make it of practical service to
mankind and to give it permanent
place in the list of Minnesota holt
days."
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04
Sank Centre Gem

I'll toll YOU frien' an OATS no lie
For make de bread an make de pie,
De bes one -four for girls or men
Is what dey call Sank Centre Gem.
1t make de bread so clear an white,
LAX fly machine she be so light.
never see / toll ma wife
Such pretty flour i'm all ma life.
You eat dat bread you'll holler zip
LAX kiss de girl wit rosey lip.
You try one sack you'll say ahem
Dare's noting lax Sank Centre Gem
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1911-05-04

Let me ask you. Just one question?
Do you have the Indigestion?
Come and see poor Mr.. Wycombe,
Maybe You will have to cry some,
Opera House on Saturday night,
Play will be Just awfulIy bright.