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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
A Pithy Sermon.

Here is the pithiest sermon eye,
preached: "Our ingreSs into life il
naked and bare. our progress through
life is trouble and care. our egress olll
of it We know not where: but. doing
we'll here. we shall do well there
could not tell more by preaching II
year"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
Two Is Company.

"Have you ever loTed before?" asked
the coy maid.
EYES," yawned the worldly young
man, ''but-never before chaperon,
two small brothers and pet bulldog"
And then she suggested trip down
the old road to see the stars.-Chicas"
News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
Wanted II Well Hidden.

Little Bobby was too polite IN 81,
he wanted big piece of the turkp,
but he said he would like piece Of
the chest. where the wishbone was
only he didn't want to find the wish
bone too quick. Magazine
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
It Was This Way.

II suppose the father gave the brid,
away"
mot exactly. He gave a million
away and threw her in."-Philade
phia Ledger
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
A Sugar Coated Pill.

"How did you persuade your daugh-
ter to learn kitchen work."
"By calling /. domestic science
Pittsburg Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
Excluded.

Ascum-Well. we'll! congratulate
you. old man. And how Is the baby
to be named? Popley-By my wife's
people. 1t seems.-:Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

The way Of the world II to make
laws. but fellow Observation-Disclosures
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
FOR RENT

14O6 State, 6 room house modern,
$4,000.
1902 Ash, IS rooms, block ground,
$4,000
I'll Beech, S rooms, city water, out
houses, $1,000.
40S w. 18th, rooms. city water,
out houses, $1,000.
1924 W. 18th, 5 rooms, city water,
bath, $500.
1915 Cherry, rooms, city water,
bath $1450.
1903 Cherry, rooms, city wata",
sink, $3.50
geo W. 18th, 3 rooms, city water.
$500.
121 Idaho, rooms $1,000.
Corner 22nd and State, 3 rooms, $500
Corner 18th and Mulberry 5 rooms,
bath, electric lights, $500.
S26 Texas, rooms, bath, electric
lights, 5000
500 Beech, rooms, bath, electro
lights, $4,000.
1929 Olive, Z rooms, bath, electric
lights, $500.
111G E. 5th, rooms, city water,
$3.50.
1902 F. It'll. rooms, city water
$3.50.
III W. Bar. rooms, BATH, lights
$3.50
$40 E. End, rooms, bath, lights,
$4,000.
1904 W. 18th, rooms, bath, lights,
$500.
Nicely furnished rooms in various
parts Of the city for rent.
G.. S. McNEW
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

A long. slow friendship is the best
. long. slow enmity the deadhest.-
Merriam.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

For a limited time will sell Sim
gle Comb White Leghorn Eggs from
the largest and best flock In the state
at 800 per IS or $50 per 100. Will
replace all clear eggs tested out on
the 10th day. Leave orders at KY
land oueensware Co or call old
phone 74s Eggs delivered anywhere
In the city. A p. Ryland. Pine Hill
Farm. New Sulphur Springs road.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

WANTED-BRIGHT CLEAN BOY TO
distribute samples at Shredded
Wheat Demonstrations. Dreyfus
Co. 81 Ct.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
RARE OPPORTUNITY-PARTY

A RARE OPPORTUNITY-PARTY
in bad health wants TO dispose OF
an established business, or would
sell half interest in it to cIom-
petent man of business ability. In
vestigation solicited. Address fer
five days, ''Business' care of Ora
phic. Pine Bluff, Ark. May 29yh,
1911. 5 81 Ct.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
eFcr'eIfa'~

FOR SALE AT ONCE FOR CASH
Household goods at 514 Walnut St.
Porcelain bath tub, three station
airy lavatories, ore roll top desk
and chair. % Ct.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

FOR RENT-FURNiSHE HOUSE.
city water included, within blocks
of postoffice Phone 1882 Pinch
back TAYLOR. 2 Ct
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

FOR RENT-ONE NICELY FURN-
ished front room, blocks from
Union Station. Address A, care
Graphic. l 1t,
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04
s.7; 4. enf

FOR RENT FURNISHED ROOMS
in private family. All modern
conveniences, one block from M@in
I'll St. Call old phore 1929. st.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

FOR RENT ROOM COTTAGE
modern convenienees. Will rent
reasonable. Apply I. j. Moore, 9Th
and Main Phone 416. 5 2S ft
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-06-04

~,Ts,NT-NICEI.Y FURNISHED
,sa~erient to business Sec
ton. Apply 202 W. 9Th. 5 % ct.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
To Incline Toward Mercy.

Jim had been far from a good boy during the day and toward nightfall he realized the fact fully. Being well acquainted with the workings of fam fly discipline, he assayed a little di- plomacy.
 Shall you tell father about me-" he inquired of his mother
 Certainly I shall tell him." respond ed his mother, with sorrowful firm ness.
 Shall you tell him before dinner or after dinner?' asked the culprit.
 After dinner" was the announce ment.
 Mother" and Jim gave a wiggle of anticipation, couldn't you have a blueberry pudding for his dessert? Couldn't you do that much for me, mother ?'-Youth's Companion
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
MILD, GENTLE LAXATIVE
FOR WOMEN GIVEN FREE

So many of the ills of women are due to habitual constipation. probably be- cause of their false modesty on the sub ject, that their attention cannot be too strongly called to the importance of keep ing the bowels open. It Is always impor- tant to do that, regardless of the sex but 1t Is especially important in women.
 From the time the girl begins to men, struate until menstruation ceases she has always vastly better prospects of coming through healthy if she watches her bowel movements If you find yourself consti- pated, with bad breath. pimply complex ion, headaches, belchng gas and other symptoms of indigestion and constipation. take a small dose of Dr. Caldwelps Syrup
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Exhortinu the Ducks.

There are two tiny boys in this town whose mother sings often to them at their request, and as she is an ardent church woman, the children hear as many hymns as anything else. The oth- CT day they were playing with their wooden ducks ia the bathtub, and strangely enough the ducks were more inclined to float sideways than in the approved manner. After several at tempts to keep the misguided ducks straight the older boy shouted:
 Stand up, duck, stand up!" Then two-year-old, noting the familiar phrase, leaned over the tub and ex- horted: "'Tand up, duck! 'Tand up for Jesus!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Dare to Be Happy

Let us never be afraid of innocent joy; God is good and what he does is well done; resign yourself to every thing, even to happiness; ask for the spirit of sacrifice, of detachment, of re- nunciation, and above all, for the spirit of joy and gratitude, that genuine and religious optimism which sees in God a Father, and asks no pardon for his benefits. We must dare to be happy and dare to confess it, regarding our selves always as the Repositories, not as the authors of our own joy Amiel.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
REMARKS BY THE CHILDREN
Amusing Comments That Have Been Gathered by London
 Woman.

Some amusing remarks by children are told by Mrs. Bull (Londom.
 A little girl of three and one-half years defined wedding as Its when a lady goes into church with curtain on her head and comes out with a man."
 Another little girl remarked to her grandpa that her doll was stuffed with sawdust. Grandpa asked; And what are you stuffed with, Dorothy?" whereup@s9 this sage of three replied: T don't LOW. God stuffed me-"
 Another little girl was talking about her Sunday school lesson and the two Johns of whom her teacher had told her. There was John the Baptist" :" she repeated "and John the beloved disciple. There were three," her younger sister gravely corrected. You didn't name John Bull"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Pepsin. It is a woman's favorite laxa- tive. You will find that you can do away with salts, strong cathartics, etc, which are entirely unsuited to womans require ments.
 Mrs Katherine Haberstroh of McKees Rocks Pa, and Mrs. A. F. Herrick of Wheeler, Mich, who was almost para lyzed in her stomach and bowels, are now cured by the use of this remedy. A free sample bottle can be obtained by address ing Dr. Caldwell and after you are con- Vinced of its merits buy it of your drug gist at fifty cents and one dollar a bottle.
 For the free sample address Dr. w. B. Caldwell, POI Caldwell building. Mont- cello, III.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

pied with inf1ammatory rheumatism and stricken with dropsy, not able to move even with crutches. Such was my condition when 1 began using Deans Kidney Pills Folks in Han ford know how bad off I was and must give Doan's Kidney Pills full credit for my wonderful recovery"
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
PHYSICAL WRECK RESTORED TO HEALTH BY GREAT KiD-
 NEY REMEDY

Some time ago I began the use of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root with the most remarkable results. For years l was almost wreck and was a great sufferer. The doc tors who treated me made me believe that my great sufferings were due to female trouble. 1 was so bad at times I would faint away and had sinking spells Finally a new doctor was called in and he said that I had kidney trouble and gave me medicine, of which I took sev- eral bottles.' 1 obtained some relief from this but l was getting weaker all the time; 1 could not sleep and suffered so much pain that my husband and children had to lift me in and out of bed After this time two friends sent me word to try Dr. kilmer's Swamp-Root, which 1 did, and l am glad to state that the first dose gave me great relief After taking the third dose 1 was helped into bed and slept half of the night.
 l took several bottles of Swamp Root and l feel that 1 owe my life to this wonderful remedy. The two family doc tors said that I could not live three months; my urine was in a terrible con- dition-thck and slimy-and I would have to be helped in and out of bed ten to twenty times every night. After taking LIT. Allmer s SWamp-Root tor two days 1 was entirely free from getting up and could sleep soundly.
 MRS. D. F. HiLEMAN.
 Tunnelton, West Va. Personally appeared before me this llth of September, 1909. Mrs. D. E. Hileman, who subscribed the above state ment and made oath that the same is true in substance and in fact
 JOSEPH A. MILLER,
 Notary Public.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Brought the Tears.

An unusual incident marked a re- cent fire in New York. The fire started in the cellar of five story ten ement and before it was eXtinguished the IS families in the building and all the firemen were weeping copiously from inflamed eyes. In the cellar many bags of onions had been stored. The chief fireman allowed the tenants to remain in the building, assuring them that the fire was confined to the cellar They did not stay, how ever, when the onions had got well afire.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
In Its Due Order.

Champ Clark, at a dinner in Wash ington. pleaded indulgence for some what rambling speaker.
 Hell arrive" said the Democratic leader, If you'll only give him time, He is like Dr. Thirdly.
 ''Dr. Thirdly was dividing up his sermon into it's appropriate heads one Sunday morning when member of the congregation shouted irascibly:
 Meat, man! Give us meat!'
 "'Well, said Dr. Thirdly promptly, hold on, then, till I'm done carving :"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
THE ONE DEFECT.

An heirloom" explained the farm er's wife to her 13-year-old boy, 'is something that has been handed down from father to son, and in some in- stances is greatly prized."
 'Td prize these heirlooms I'm wear ing" remarked the youngster, "a good deal more if they wasn't so long in the legs. s."-Everybody's Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will cure any possible case of DISTEMPER PINK EYE, and the like among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper Any good druggist can supply you, or send to mfrs. 50 cents and $l.00 bottle Agents wanted Free book. Spohn Medical Co.,, Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
A Rulinq Passion.

Uncle Pinchpenny spent a great deal of time at the home of George Washington"
 Yes. He couldn't be persuaded to stop looking for that dollar George Is said to have thrown across the Pc tomac."
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

dreaded Bright's dis. ease. If you have any kidney symptom, be- gin using Doan's Kid ney Pills at once. Mrs. Sarah A. Black, 304 s. Douty St., Han- ford, Cal, says: Pic tnrn mo luino nrin-
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Snportant 10 Mofhera
The DiScoverer.

Of faults a seeker he would be- Of recompense he found dearth, Save in the truthful claim that he Had picked the easiest job on
 earth
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
CHECK IT IN TIME.

Few people realize the grave dan ger of neglecting the kidneys The slightest kidney trouble may be Ma lures warning of dropsy, diabetes or
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Prof. Stork-And how are we get ting on with our studies, Ernestine? Have you been promoted to the fly ing class yet?
 Little Miss Quacker-Oh, no. pro lessor. Mother has decided that l shall not take that course She says anybody can fy--but only the best families take to water naturally.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Domestic Anenitles.

Father-I think the baby looks like you.
 Mother-Yes, it shuts it's eyes to an awful lot
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

A woman can straighten up a mans desk in five minutes so effectively that he won't be able to find anything he wants in five hours.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma- tion allayS pain, cures wind collie. 25c q bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Almond CoIleauues,

q am afraid that man speaks be- fore he thinks 'Impossible!" "Why?"
 He never thinks"
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly You think you are catching cold. Don't wait until you know it. Take a dose of Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can't catch cold
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor ite family laxative.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullen is Natures great remedy Cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Whooping Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At druggists, 25c, soc and $l 00 per bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Garfield Tea corrects constipation ccleanses the system and pqrifies. the blood Good health is maintained by its use
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

The more unselfish you are the more selfish you may make others
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Improvidence in trifles never made a millionaire nor swelled bank ac- count.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

The longer we live the more we realize what we might have done but didn't.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Letter to Dr. kilfner X Co. Binghamton, \. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Notary Public.

Fr0Ve what S"amp-K0Ot VIII Do For You ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive q booklet of valuable information, telling all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty cents and one-dollar.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Every man is conner until he reaches a certain age-then he's a goer
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

GOOD HOUSEKEEPERs. Use the best. That's why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue At leading grocers cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

A woman's club sometimes reminds a man of a hammer
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

In the Spring cleanse the system and purify the blood by the use of Garfield Tea.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Probably there is nothing more in dustrious than an idle rumor
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

It takes hardships a long time to sail out of sight.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Every man is a comer until he reaches a certain age-then he's a goer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

A floating debt is anything but a life preserver.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

All druggists sell the famous Herb rem edy, Garfield Tea. It corrects constipation
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Each penny saved means one less pang of foreboding
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Hoods SarsapariITa

It purifies and enriches the blood, cures eruptions, builds up the system.
 Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets known as SaTsatabs
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
 Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them white as snow. All grocers, 5c package.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM TyTe TaiIe the he @ oId Standard GROVES PASTEL hSS The formula is plainly printed on every bottle. showing 1t is simply Quinine and Iron in a taste jess form. The Quinine drives the malaria and the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all dealers for 50 years. Price GO cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE." That is LAXATIVE PROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

Garfield Tea "a Natures laxative and blood purifier; it overcomes constipation and its many attendant ailments.
 Loud apparel naturally proclaims the man.
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
WHEN RunHERs BECOME NECESSARY

And your shoes pinch, Allen s Foot Ease, the Anti septic powder to be shaken into the shoes is thing to use. Try 1t for Breaking in New Shoes Sold every where, 25c. Sample FREE. Address A S. olmsted Le Roy, N. Y. Don't accept anv substitute
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17

No doubt the mind cure is all right if you have the mind to begin with
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
PUTIN M FADELESS x DYES
 
Color more goods brighter and faster coiors than any garment without ripping apart. Write for free

Her savings are the saving of many a business girl
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
Spring Medicine

Ihere IS no Other season When mcdl- cine IS so much needed as in the spring The blood is impure and impoverished B conditidn indicated by pimples, boils and other eruptions on the face and body, by deficient vitality, loss of appetite, lack of strength
 The best spring medicine, according to the experience and testimony of thou sands annuallv is
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
STRIKING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY.

Servant-Heavens 1 have knocked the big flower pot off the window ledge, and it struck a man on the head.
 Mistress-What! My beautiful ma jolica?
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-03-17
DEFEAT THROUGH DRUNKENNESS SuAday School Lesson for Mar. l9, 1911 Specially Arranged for This Paper

LESSON TEXT-II Kings 4:8-37. Mem ory verse 13
 GOLDEN TEXT-"It Is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink. Prov. 31:4
 TIME-This lesson belongs between Leg sons VIII and TX. during the latter part of Eljahs mission.
 PLACE-The Syrian kingdom, with its capital at Damascus adjoined Israel on the north. At this period, not long before the revived Assyrian power and aggres- sion came in contact with Israel, Syria under Benhadad II was Che most powerful nation on the Mediterranean coast, anS was normally bitter enemy of northern Israel. It was always a group of related, but not united, petty kingdoms tribes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-28
Wean Your Baby
Now, Before the
Summer Heat

It is DANGEROUS to wean baby in summer and
if is even more dangerous to halt Starve 1t even
# the mothers milk is insufficient. The safest
and surest way is to Wean your baby now, IN
the spring, so that when the summer heat
comes. both you and the baby will be ready
to meet 1t.
II is so easy and so safe wean the baby with the
helm of Neste's Food. Give the baby one feeding
dav OF Nestle instead Of its mothers milk, then IN
weeks time make it two feedings then three-tl by
the time the heat arrives the baby will be getting along
famously Nestles.
You know that more children die of summer darrhea
than of all other diseases put together and those that
live have to fight 50 hard against the deadly heat Yet
tbr tte baby can face the heat if Its food IS right
Cows milk alone simply won't DO AT all. Always
;ndoestibe because OF the tough curd - IN the sum-
mer il IS full of germs that may at any time bring on
diarrhea.
Netes is digesbIe ythe tinest and weakest stomach
l. : nor affected by hot weather or thunder storms.
Winter and summer forty 1t has been the one
reliable food for babies.
>1 Food has cows milk basis with certain essential
nt added unt the thing there TO mother mix
ria Ives, milk from our own diaries purified anu modified
Ib,a,or, 10 make \ts which comes TO YOU IN powder
Won add hot water boil and all ready Tor the o4oy making e
GUNNER safe for he little and easy for you.
rho time 70 send the coupon large free package Of
N:, so that You will have time to ind out no" wonderful It's
and ~ ,,ean the baby before summer
m h ,kagc of Food you Will receive book on the care of
"" n by eminent specialists Even an experienced
p YOU will learn many things from tins book.
The Forrest City times., 1911-03-10

Nessrs II. K. Becker and N W. Campbell went over to Memphis Sat urday evening on business and to wit ness the presentation of Madame N.
 Mrs. T. Brien, who for the past two or three weeks has been quite i'll and confined to her room and bed, k some better now though still quite weak.
 FOR SALE-l6o acres cut-oyer tim Der land, north of Round Pond and in II miles St Francis river all good farming land Price S2730. James l. Hawk.
 BREAKFAST FOODS Corn Flakes Post Toasties. Pulled Wheat, Pulled Rice, Grape Nuts. Cream of Wheat, Grits, Shredded Wheat, at LaWrence's Grocery.
 Mr. $. D. Green, hustling Memphis representative of the Adam Schaaf Piano Company, was visitor in the city Sunday and registered at the Hotel Fisher.