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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
North Dakota Kernels

II Burnstad's field days were notable
New England may. have football
team this fall.
Homeseekers are being given rate
into North Dakota.
At Bcttineau the cficiais are insist.
ing that weeds be cut.
90
flashers progress Is a theme for
discussion In The Hustler.
900
The new G. N. extension is to reach
Wild Rose within few days.
Candidates and editors are interest
cd In the corrupt practices act.
Many farmers ana prof,t bv odd,n0
few more cows and chickens.
&@S
Mclean county had many winners
IN the Berthold land drawing.
around McHenry the sportsmen re-
port the poorest shooting in years.
eco
Tne Ward county fair Is on in full
olast and is said to be decided sue
@&M
1ne travelling peddierB are busy now
when they know the farmers have
The Williston people made every eff
Iort TO insure the success OF the fair
this week.
The Mfnot optic charges Tn. rnda
Per penoent with inconsistency. That's
IN the dark at Paramount a bfker
coilided with a man on the sidewalk |
ana both were bunged up.
Two colored girls who were running
naar dressing establishment at Jim
town, were ordered out Of town.
Inc Missouri river went up I'VE
week at Williston, caused By heavy
iownpours in the Milk river valley.
@%@
Inc employees of the Great Northern
II Williston were badly burned. by
escaping steam from locomotive.
900
Inc state railway commission wants |
N all-steel private car for it's trips
'ccording to The Mott Pioneer Press.
600
The Bowman Citizen serves notice I
n The North Dakota Democrat that /
ne dems Of the state will not be for
Harmon.
Third Vice President Slade of the +
!. 2. was at Medora in his private car s
pr shoot--and went to Medina for
ONE ducks.
The authorities OF Mcintosh county v
re after violatore OF the prohibition t
wv and two residents of Wishek were
gently arrested.
900
The Bottineau Courant notes that n
pretty wedding Is about as much of I
chestnut as conventional black" r
ow about the quiet wedding?"
900
The man who is too cheap to nav :
r a paper for himself and "sponges' v
his neighbors can scarcely be clas- h
ned as public spirited citizen. o
@@@
AT jamestown the burglar alarm ia
le of the banks went OFF because. the I,
oors had not been properly shut-and .
Iere was considerable excitement. n
AT Hope some one removed the shot \
om the shells two hunters took with .
em on actrip. There was trouble y
hen the unsuccessful hunters return y
|. :,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

| Not. Not all the yeggs have been sue
4 runaway at Ignite caused som,
@@@
Poor cows are not good investment
North Dakota continues to do right
well for youngster
900
Many fine mushmelons were raised
IN the state this year.
Many school buildings and hotels
nave been adding fire escapes.
The fairs at Beach and wahpeton
are sure to attract attention.
M&N
Now is the time Of the year to selac4
your seed wheat for next spring.
90
The Minot Independent insists on
Peace. Plenty and Prosperity. Here's
PROMPT quarantine measures pre-
vented spread Of diphtheria at Wil-
liston.
900
Some girls dislike to run rapidly al
u shakes up and disarranges their
store hair.
@%@
The faculty for the school OF for
estry az Bottineau arrived in time cor
the years work
If all the flers land claims on the
Berthold reservation there viii be
great deal OF social life
600
A new loan company shows its be-
LEI IN Flasher by establishing itself
N that enterprising town.
900
At Towner the sportsmen have been
shooting over bird dog that recently
Iold for $10,000--it is alleged.
There are lot OF people who seem
o have great difficulty in realizing
ney are no better than the average Of
There Is ample moisture to permit
ne farmers to do deep plcwinE--but
lany Of them are still Swimming off
be top soil.
II is a discouraging feature when
reameries at such good towns as Mil
IN and Mimic are forced to close for | /
lex Of patronage.
Several Walsh county applicants !,
'r druggists permits are reported to
ave decided they may be able to :
.ruggle along permitless.
&S3@ {
Nine counties, including Ramsey. to
> known as the lake region, will be
idely advertised. at the state indus.
1al and the twin city land shows.
900
Y. +. Burnstad, the Logan county !
orseman, has combination of twelve
en- and thirty horses for relay races. b
hey are said TO put on some fancy
ices. Y
The Mott Pioneer Press has learned a
through sorrowful experience--that r
hen newspaper man lauds a ''bone- S
eac, the latter quickly forgets all LII
'ligations to the--lauder.
900
Near F1ngal man was racing along
10 road in an auto with a pointer
up In the car. The animal suddenIvsl 2
ade point and as the auto pro- \
'essed turned around keeping hal =
lad toward the same spot. The car q
as stopped and the owner got out 2
18th his gun. A covey OF chickens 2
as found not far from the road n 7
q spot the dog had located.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

credited 20 the more conservative at
titude Of capital since 1907 and more
centralized control Of manufacturing.
Whatever the explanation may be,
II u clear that the labor demand is|
adjusting itself to the home supply
without making extra bids for the
cheap labor OF Europe.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

i time.
love the prehistoric chan, and there
Is nothing 80 sublime:
I've laughed until I wept outright
about that hen who crossed the
street:
lis my ideal OF hurnor trite Of MINI
BILE wit and answer neat.
The funny stuff they're writing now
falls down almost as sure as fate.
But at the same time youII allow the
good old-fashioned thing goes
great,
The folks who spend their hard -earn-
ed dough to gaze upon the mimic
stage
VIII laugh at jokes OF long ago and
show their respect due for ola age.
They clap their hands and loudly
scream at stun they know. I'll ten
you that
II you think that's an IDLE dream. just
look at these right or the bat:
MY father is rich now. and ii has
turned his head
How does it affect him r.
He doesn't spin soup on his shirt
bosom any more.
MY wife 10 always asking me for
money. Every time I 60 home she
strikes me for five, ten or twenty"
What does she do with all the
z don't know. / haven't given her
any yet"
Who was that lady saw you with
the other evening""
That wasn't no lady. That was /
my wife. Ha, Ha! Ho, Ho!
Il know a man that owns a goat /
that hasn't got any noseD
A goat without nose? Impossi-
pie. How does he smell? p
"Oh, terrible, terrible"
why is chicken on a fence like
i penny?"
Because the head is on one side
Ind the tail is on the other"
I am going to marry Lena
'toh, wouldn't marry Lena. Her
amiIy is in disgrace Her sister Ia
wanted in Pittsburg for stealing s10.-
90. ont for heavens sake, marry
1ena.'
mo. by links, / won't. I'll marry
Ter sister
Tickle the worries. professor, and
ven sing little song written by q
nan who hadn't any arms. All those
Igainst our singing a song win please
Use. Those in favor OF 1t will remain
eated. The question is carried unan-
mously. Cut the cards. professor"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
The Officials.

Who gets down 20 the once late
And then presides In gorgeous state
And makes the proudest callers wait I
The President.
Who wears diamond In his shirt
That makes the very optics hurt?
Who always - abrupt and curt?
The General Manager.
aN
VINO makes you feel ike thirty cents,
When you would ride without ex-
pense?
Who has turndown that's immense?
The General Passenger Agent
who Dorss you through with naughty
stare
When You would travel anywhere
And grabs the money for your fare2
Th6 Ticket Agent.
Who takes your ticket with disdain
And freezes YOU with might ana main
For daring to set On his tratn7
The Conductor.
who seems ashamed 10 take your
whose dignity van never siip
But who will never miss tip9
The Porter.
who Ii that shabby old galok
Who wears . 4ourte@n-doIIar Buit
And grsets you with kind saluta9
Oh. that's only the old dufrer who
owns the railroad. Tha1ss all.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
FADpEN IN sAp coNpIrIoN.
LarVmors Chief o. Police Critically hid
From effects Of Iniuriea

Larimore, ~. d. Sept. Richard
Fadden, chief OF police on Larim0ra,
is IN serious condition as a result 81
the injuries which he sustained In an
accident last Saturday at the Alex
Sweeney farm near Lariuore. re 10
confined 10 his home In Larilu0re and
physicians have issued orders not 70
allow anyone to see him. Mr.. FAD
den has been troubled for some time
with d kidney aiiment and the severe
shaking I'D that he received has BEEN
responsible for q return OF that trouble.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
LittIs wiIIies essay On n. Flee.

The flea Is the most active of our
smaller animiles and kin Jump like q
kangaroo only good deal further and
more frequenter. He inhabits dawRs
and circuses almost ecluslve, although
he is sometimes found IN perlite So
ciety WHARF 1t haint perlite to men
ton nohow, When you look at a flea
through looking glass, he looks as
big as hypotenuse and when ne bites
you he feel as big as d elefant.
Rover brought a fee to our house
once and Nav says once is often enufr
for Rover to bring q fee. IL lit on
Paw firstt and Paw broke the setin'
room table and three chairs and
strained his rist tryin' to sit holt Of
the flee. Nav said Paw got the Zee
oft'n some OF his indiscriminH assoc
ciates down to the sea@ar store or
elsewhere, but Paw said no, ii musta
bin on the dawg, and Nav said that's
right, always try and lay everything
on dunn aninile like Rover. Every
time Paw got his hands on the fee
the flee was somewhere else Just like
a COST, but never see q COST that had
such sharp teeth and would bite like
q fee kin. After Paw had nocked
the stove down. the flee Jumped on
Nav, and she run up the front stairs
and down the back stairs and around
the hous and Rover was chasin, her
becuz he wanted his flee back. A dawr
amt no good without fee, and Paw
stood by a hollerin and Iaffn and
singin', Just as am without one
fiee," and then the nee jumped on
Paw again. and he run down and
jumped on the street car and rubbed
up agin' the conductor and the nee
jumped down the conductors back
and he got 20 nervous he rung up
five fares every tifna instead Of one.
Then Rover went out and got another
dee. and when he sets ON the porch
and plays with the iee, his hind
xnucAle striixin' on the floor makes a |
noise like woodpecker.
The flee has got dfatinkt mission
ID this world. He makes a lot OF law
rellers cit UP and sit, and like the /
busy bee and thar aunt. he is among
the most industrious of our Teller L
sreechers. That's all know about Il
he fee You can't say as much about /
i lot of human folks know.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

For the benefit Of the people who
have TO work during the day we win
keep our store open every evening dur
ing this great money Saving event
Mus Bros. Moorhead.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

Copyright, 1911, BY 6. nj Mather.
Vaudeville.

'Tis my delight In
lit . to hang
arc un d h e
modern wood
veel show.
And hear the
gags Joe Miller
sprang a w Nv
back in the long
ago.
The old time
jokes can get a.
laugh out Of ms
every single
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

A shoe merchant tells us that wom-
ems feet and brains are becoming
larger. Possibly he Is naisled BIZ the
fact that the women have developed
enough brains to buy shoes that lit.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

EyMany public men advocate the
use Of the summons instead OF a war
rant in petty cases. This does away
with the necessity of bonds and
breaks up the graft of the special men
In this line.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
TURK HAS BEEN ARRESTED.
Vicious Criminal Assault Charges Are
Made Against Him.

Grand Forks. N. D., Sent
20. H. Haley, Turk, is
under arrest and is charged
with criminal assault, States At
torney Burtness swearing out the war
rant, while it is expected to prove the
case through a 4-year- old child. Eve
lyn Benson. The man was arrested at
MARVEL and it is charged that the at
talr occurred Monday. His hearing
takes place before Judge Mclaughlin.
There 10 nothing new In the report
that the human aura has been dtecov-
cred. IL has often been used as a
costume by our classical dancers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

You can save more money by trad
Ing at Mus Bros AIT Moorhead than
you ever dreamed Of saving.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

After Jan. l. 1918 only white men
can act 90 pearl divers in Australian
waters. Up 10 this time the divers
have been chiefly Malays and Japanese.
It being supposed that white ners could
not endure the work.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
Domestic EeOnOmy.

The sewing classes at Fargo college
have opened and any one who is in
terested may enter. Private lessons
given. Telephone 1s9.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
VOLUME xxxIv, NO. 2ss.

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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

Germany has 100000 working wo-
men.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

&TAfter the verdict In the Beattie
murder case--some people are very
enthusiastic over farmer jurors.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

eTIn the old days two bits was the
smallest money known In the west.
With the passing Of the frontier PEN
MES are well circulated.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

Jubilee Messenger service now onen
Tor business. phone STE.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

EFT. 3. Walker, the big lumberman
Of Minneapolis. offers to give 800, 900
for a modern Y. M. e. A. building.
The benefciaries will insist that the
lumber trust is not altogether bad.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
'1OEITlc.AL.9.
| NEB AW M27D

Warwick Sentinel: The editor re-
ceived letter from L. B. Hanna this
morning in which he stated that 1T
would only be a matter of few days
when he would decide whether or not
to become a candidate for governor of
North Dakota We have supported
Hanna previously and conscientiously
are of the opinion that he is the strong
est man that the republicans can put
up. The Warwick Sentinel viii sup
port Mr.. Hanna through thick and thin
and not only that, we will pull our
coat, roll up our sleeves and hustle
for him on the outside. Hanna for
Governor"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

sTNow that the crops are harvest
ed and threshing Is almost over the
editors can soon begin rediscussion
of the back-to -the-farm idea.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20
TAFTs LONG JAuNT.

TAFTs LONG JAuNT.
President Tafts much advertise,
good nature was never 40 clearl,
demonstrated as In his willingness t,
undertake a Journey OF $4,000 miles
across and UP and down the Unitet
States. A man approaching his third
hundred pounds. and having just
passed his Saith birthday. might be ex.
pected to have a fondness for leisure
and for rocking chair and palm
leaf fan on the veranda. When he is
willing to travel many thousands of
miles for no very definite purpose
his temper may be said to have been
proved.
Nor il this concession to that
somewhat mysterious body who put
their heads together and decide what
their chief must do-if the party In
to remain in power.
Doubtless the republican leaders full
~ understand that their candidate
must put his best foot forward
IL things are to prosper with
him and them. Mr.. Taft's journey
may be. in a sense result of Gov
ernor Wilson's journey. 1t may be
prompted by the knowledge that there
will also be other JourneyH-before
this time next year. Great men have
a touching recognition Of the peoples
need OF light-during the year proceed
ing election.
Perhaps President Taft's appalling
are prompted by a
for the peopIe-who used to
be Colonel Roosevelt's people. Presi-
dent Taft is Enthusiastically fond of
them even If he shas not expressed a
definite proprietorship over them.
ewIn a short time the question of
he price OF coal will be the real thing.
&wThere are few people who be-
ievs big league baseball is not on the
square.
aTFargo merchants might do worse
han arrange for q big bargain week !
his fall.
ky-The wicked old STANDARD OH Co.
cntinues to make money--dissolved r
r insoIubIe.
&TAfter the verdict In the Beattie a
iurder case--some people are very I
over farmer jurors.
E#In the old days two bits was the O
naliest money known In the west. s
nth the passing Of the frontier PEN
les are well circulated. o
s8-Now that the crops are harvest {
and threshing Is almost over the
litors can soon begin rediscussion Il
the back-to the farm idea. Il
E%Peter Sharp and his two wives .
ay get back into the limelight now =
lat the Beattie murder trial is over
Id Colonel Astor is married--some
ore.
E~T. 3. Walker, the big lunberman
Minneapolis. offers to give 800, 900 :
r modern Y. M. c. A. building.
ne beneiciaries will insist that the !,
mber trust is not altogether bad. W
f%Many public men advocate the to
e Of the summons instead Of a war n
mt in petty cases. This does away :,
th the necessity Of bonds and Is
eaks up the graft Of the special men VI
this line. pc
al
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n~Aamm&im Em~-Mm..g ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

Minot Independent: The Independ-
ent is afraid that the corrupt practice
act in connection with the primary
election law in North Dakota isn't go
Ing to pan out just right. 1T win nm
doubtedly be observed by ali honest
politicians and honest publishers, but
the dishonest politicians and editors
(and there are few Of them), will
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

E~Peter Sharp and his two wives
may get back into the limelight now
that the Beattie murder trial is over
and Colonel Astor is married-some
more.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

Fingal Herald: One thing is GER
tain-if Cong. L. B. Hanna should be-
come candidate for governor-he will
be elected and will make the best ex-
ecutive the state ever had.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

EyThe wicked old STANDARD OH CO.
continues to make money--dissolved
or insoIubIe.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

sz-Fargo merchants might do worse
than arrange for q big bargain week
this fall.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

ETThere are few people who be-
lieve big league baseball is not on the
square.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

EwIn short time the question of
the price Of coal will be the real thing.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-20

Who gets down 20 the once late
And then presides In gorgeous state
And makes the proudest callers wait
The President.
The Washington herald., 1911-12-19
AWARDED CONTRACT
Hammett Fire-proofng Company to
Euuip Scottish Rite Temple.

The Hammett Fire-prcr fng Company
have been awarded the contracts for
fire-proofing OF the Scottish Rite Temple
and the electrical laboratory bureau OF
the Bureau of Standards. They are now
doing work on the new Union Station at
Norfolk. for ]. Henry Miller. Inc, OF
baltimore, and two other stores and a
warehouse in Norfolk. The company
has tho contract for the fire-proofing of
the large new building for the Baltimore
Bargain House. in Baltimore, being con-
structed by the Noel Construction Com
pany. Another Baltimore contract is on
the large industrial building, all the
walls and floors OF which are of con-
concrete construction on structural steel.
They recently completed the fire-proOf-
ing Of the Taft Hotel, at New Haven,
Conn. and upon the Union Savings Bank
and the Woodward and Southern Office
buildings in this city.
The Washington herald., 1911-12-19
MCKEE RESIDENCE
TO Be CONVERTED
Property Near Dupont Circle
Bought by Capitalist.

The home OF David r. Mckee, at the
northeast corner of Rhode Island and
Connecticut avenues, is reported to have
been sold to an Out-of-town capitalist
1t is understood that the purchaser has
taken the property with the purpose Of
remodeltng for business purposes. The
property has a frontage OF so feet on
Connecticut avenue and feet on Rhode
Island avenue, and contains 4,S34 square
feet. The price is reported as being
so. 80 a square foot
The reconstruction Of this house, in
what until recently was one Of the most
exclusive residential sections OF the city,
marks clearly the passing of lower Con-
reCticut avenue from its position as a
residence street de luxe to one almost
entirely of business. The movement Is
now at its height, and brokers predict
that within n year or two most OF the
fine residences on the street, almost as
far north as Dupont Circle. will have been
either supplanted with business struc-
lures or sold to buyers who intend to re-
model or reconstruct for that purpose.
The Washington herald., 1911-12-19
Plumbing Work Elaborate.

The plumbing. heating, and gasfittIng
in the new residence of Ambassador
Henry White, now building at 1925 Bel
mont road northwest, is Of such an
elaborate and interesting character that
It is the subject Of a four-page descrip-
tive article in a recent issue of the
Plumbers Trade Journal and Steam anG
Hot Water Filters Review
The plumbing installation was done by
James Nolan & Sons, OF this city, and
another Washington concern, the Stand
ard Engineering Company, has installed
the heating system. The house is to
be one Of the most elaborate In the city,
and was designed by John Russell Pope,
of New York. The description sets out
in detail the interesting equipment of
this large residence
The Washington herald., 1911-12-19
Decorate Many Homes.

Several notable pieces of painting pa
pering, and decorating have just been
completed by the George Pitt Company.
They have painted and decorated the
Civil Service Building for the S. j. Pres
colt Company; painted. papered, and fur
nished the fabrics for the house of Haniel
Won Haimhausen, 1719 H street north
west; painted the residence at 2349 Wood
ley road for Moore & Hill, and papered,
painted, and upholstered for Mrs. c. E.
Hutchinson, 1919 Massachusetts avenue,
for Miss Paulding, 1923 Nineteenth street
northwest, and for Mrs. John Hays Ham
mond, 23l5 Massachusetts avenue. The
company is now painting the Victor
Building for the S. ]. Prescott Company
The Washington herald., 1911-12-19
Upton-smoot Completes Building.

The Upton-Smoot Construction Com
pany has completed the laboratory build
ing and equipment for the Institute of
Industrial Research at Nineteenth and
B streets northwest, facing Potomac
Park. They have also completed new
storage vaults for the New Willard Hotel.
Under construction the company has a
residence and garage for Mrs. Fannie
Kicks, in Nineteenth street between r
and streets northwest. and the re-
modelling OF the Washington Loan and
Trust Company's building.