Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-29
THINGS MIGHT BE
 VERY MUCH WORSE

 Now that Thanksgiving is drawing near there are doubtless a number of citizens who would like to have further plans and specifications dealing particularly with the sub iects for which they ought to give thanks. Upon deep reflection we ind that every one has been fav- ored by fortune in at least one re speet and these are the things ioi w-lch they ought to give thanks: The barbers, instead of reyilin= the safety razor. should give thanil that hair continues 10 grow. The dressmakers should give anks tha, the styles are about to e-ange.
 should the public.
 TAe manicure girls should g.s, an tlaj there are men ant to Le manicared.
 Tie housewife who has bee an tta the were nc te5 T-e lCliil, ian who iailed 10 ia . jo. .o2 g.ye thanAs 1at sc ocf devil needed It more than e. did.
 He prohibl.ionists should gigt thanks that they have progresse as far as they have
 The ii uor dea CTS should g. thanks that the prohibitionists hay progressed no furtEer
 The business n.en sho-li tEanks that he has not yet gon ato bankruptcy.
 The business man should give bankrupt should give thanks ths come what may, the worst Is nc over
 The father of twins should gi-t thanks that his wife is now able | rring up two children at one tims Ire night wa-chran should siv thanks for the reliability of alar clocks.
 The undertakers should giy, thanks that there is an irreducib , minimum to the mortality percent age
 The doctors should give thanks fo draughts, wot feet and Welsh ra. bits.
 The sporting goods manufactures should give thanks for mountai. guides.
 The mountain guides should giy, thanks for the railways.
 The railways should give thank for the sportsman who goes 90 mics to shoot twenty cents wor Of co,tontail
 The srirtsman should give thanks for dogs.
 And cats should give thanks that no one can aim d mlik bOtle sue essfvlly on 6 dark night.
 The ribbon manufacturer should E.e thanks that sweet young girls 1eist upon bandaging their heads The dentist should give than at nuts teep right cn growing
 The sausage manufacturer shoulC
 -hants on general principles
 10 d the icen.an, the coal deal
 .af Q ratr of ladies' puffs.
 lazier should give thanks fol
 Eto J all oB ne stree Tie cooper should give than that the fine old practice cf bur ing barrels on election night is a firmly intrenched as ever in tht hearts of the people.
 The stenographer should r thanks ihat the office boy alw ~ wa-d'y 'aree Ter a- wrer less is irri able
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 ster s;ret s pes tae lI-e ss aads 9rA aEne frinE vacr Tae otcrIra1 shou give thal a- bis lot may be hunsHe hut h'
 never tempted 10 graf on th 'ires CT ga olene.
 The burlesqre actress should siv. thsnts for the human interest D anatomy.
 The moving picture proprie to' shouId give thanks for the gres --n in'ited coinage of dimes
 Everv man shocld give than's. ttat there are TO such things a, hobble pants or hoop trousers
 The aviator should give than'si for still being able to give thanks The candidate should give thanks fer being in the game.
 The man who is not a candidate should give thanks for being out o the game
 The corset manufacturer should give thanks for all whom 1t nsAs concern.
 oS should the manufacturer ci silk stockings.