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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

, stray member from another island
! The excitement of the place was too
much for my nerves | started to
leave the building, when | stopped to
observe some three dozen disciples of
! MI Edmunds who were waiting to be
interviewed by Wyoming Bob. These
involuntary callers on Robert repre-
scented, in part at least, over four score
nationalities and are the pride of the
interpreters.
Subject to at least some of the
weaknesses of my fellow-men, | side
stepped the tax Office and headed for
the land office. but remembering that
had heard it authoritiyely proclaim
ed from the Republican stump last fall
that Link had a mortgage on all of the
land | shed a tear and passed on to
where deeds are recorded, but not be-
ing sure that misdeeds as wen as
deeds may be recorded there and haV.
ing no desire to beinteryiewed by st.
Peter or his subagency before | have
to, passed on with the wish that time
may obliterate the records in some
instances and keep legible the records
in others.
| next called on the Pope and was
given an interview. | called the Pope's
attention to an article | had read in
which he was accused of being neither
a business man nor an educator. The
Pope smiled pleasantly and assured
me that if the law makers can be pre-
vailed upon to treat the welfare of the
children of this Territory as a second
airy consideration to the ambition of a
Ia hat ha
answer for the act
Although the day was unusually
bright, | noticed a dark shadow east
upon the Executive Building and
wondered il the Drake was on the
wing On arrival at the Office OF the
Internal Revenue Collector. | discoy-
cred that the shadow is a lasting one,
and is due to an l. O. u. of Bill Taft
which being dishOnored by his Excel
lency is required to be paid by poor
Hawaii"
The shadow had cast a gloom not
only over the Internal Revenue office,
but over the whole community. Wish
ing to take something to revive my
spirits and after drinking them dry,
never had such a time in all my life;
but TO my horror | found | had for the
first time gotten into print. The first
thing that caught my eye a few days
later was a big scare head mot as big
as my own felt, howeverD in the Bull
letin which read HE DRANK UP
ALL THE EVIDENCED" | decided to
interview that editor and read the riot
act to him, have the 'Tiser burn him
to a cinder. To my amazement he in
formed me that the dove of peace now
hovers over the journalistic field of
Hawaii nei; that the fatted calf had
been killed on Walter G.'s return, and
that the millennium in the local
journalistic world has been reached
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
HUGH MOORE VISITS CAPITOL
BUILDING AND TELLS ABOUT It

at the same time and on at least four
different islands.
Across the aisle, | entered the sane
tum sanctorum of son of the heather
whose face was wreathed in smiles
and happy in the thought that he is
soon to be promoted to a federal
iudgeship. An open book lay before
him in which | read, Live honestly
lnjure no one, and render every man
his due" Fearing that + might have
mine coming'to me, beat hasty re
treat and did not stop for breath until
| was at the end of the veranda on
the ground floor where a web-foot
whom learned every one aflectionate-
ly calls Henry holds the most secure
position under the Territory.
Henry is noted for his hospitality
and was never known to turn away
an applicant for admission, but when
an attendant whispered that he has
the habit of closing the doors on all
after they enter, | bid him hasty
farewell and betook myself to a dilap-
idated, relic Of antiquity which with
apologies is still called the Judiciary
Building"
Within this building justice and i'm
Partially perVade the air. On enter
ing, | was pleased with the appear
ance Of the presiding officer and the
handsome attorneys and marveled at
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
This Elk Member of B. P. O. {. GIG It Will be One of
the Attractions at the Carnival.

it is to round up the pesky little mos
quitos. On entering | found Motto
was in Washington while his mortal
enemies were holding iollification in
his Offices. Every winged enemy had
wished him a speedy voyage and a
prolonged absence.
The PAGES and qnietude which usual
ly reignS supreme in the offices of
state was frequently marred by the
heavy foot falls of son of the
Golden West, whose Office is in the
basement. This descendant of the
desert is at the head Of dozen Off
ces and COMMISSIONS and is expected to
work like slave twenty-three hours a
day and look pleasant whenever he is
berated for not having personally over
seen fifty different pieces of work
|. carried on in as many different place
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
FIRED AT RANDOM.

O'Brien had new car. He was the
envy OF the neikhborhood So one day
he invited Mrs. Downey and Mrs
Casey for a ride Now ladies'" he
said. "Phin I'm at the pheal, don't dis
toorb me, for have to kape me hid
about me-" So they started, OBrien
to the highway, and speeding the car
gently He had it going along good
then he concluded that he would give
the ladies some fast riding, so he gave
her 60 miles per hour by the clock.
They had been going along for little
while when they struck big jolt,
went away up in the air, struck the
ground again and still kept the car
full speed ahead. In about 10 minutes
Mrs. Casey touched O'Brien on the
shoulders and said, Il don't like to dis
toorb you, Mr. O'Brien. but Mrs. Dow
ney hasn't bin with us this last 10
minutes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
THE JOY RIDE.

Here's to the auto that takes us out
with a honk and a whizz and a
whoop and shout;
Here's to the auto that whirls us on
Till we can't remember how far we've
gone,
And bolt comes loose
And raises the deuce,
Or tire blows up
When we hit pup,
Or the fitful spark
Grows cold and dark,
Or we break the springs
Or some other things,
That are there to twist and to break
and crack
Then,
Here's to the auto that pulls us back!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

the absence of any evidence of over
work or worry. soon discovered the
reason A Korean was accused of
having violated one of our laws. A
witness from northern Japan was on
the stand The witness was asked his
name. After this question had been
put by one of the attorneys and from
him through an endless chain of inter-
prefers and answer came back to a
slumbering jury, patient judge, and
u hungry bar. Court was then ad-
journed for two hours, after which
time another material question as to
the place of residence of the witness
will probably be asked. The monotony
of the place was occasionally broken
by a wall from the kindergarten pre-
sided over by Juvenile Bill, or a loud
slaugh Of the Maud variety from a
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18

Two lrishmen were passing In front
of a wholesale fruit house in San Fran
cisco. when an employer of the house
came rushing ont with a box of grape
fruits on his shoulder. In some UNI
accountable manner he stumbled and
dropped the box spilling the contents
along the sidewalk. "Phat is thin
Moike?" Il don't know" said Mike,
but there are pretty big. it wouldn't
take many OF thin to make a Dozen.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-02-18
Elk Is Always
Large of Heart

The faults of our brothers we will
write on the sands; their virtues on
the tablets of love and memory.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

Grue, Apr. III. P. Ness and
Chris johnson called at H. C. Gund-
erson's on Thursday.
Farmers are again busy at field
work after a few days set back on
account of bad weather.
H. P. Rasmussen made business
trip to Willmar between trains
last Thursday.
M. C. Gunderson arrived home
last Thursday from Willmar, where
he underwent an operation for ap-
pendicitis at the Willmar Bethesda
hospital. -.
The confirmation class met for
the first time last Saturday at the
Eagle Lake church.
E. T. Gunderson of Harrison
Suudayed at his parental home here
and also attended the Erickson
Evenson wedding which took place
on Saturday.
Mesdames Axel and Ole Nelson
made a brief call at Gunderson S
Sunday afternoon.
Oscar johnson visited friends in
Willmar Sunday evening.
Miss Clara johnson was taken
su ddenly i'll last Saturday with an
attack of appendicitis.
Miss Mamie Murray Sundayed
at home.
Rev. Larson conducted services
at Eagle Lake last Sunday, this
being his first sermon after the
installation.
J. j. Erickson is working for J.
Carlin thru the springs rush.
H. P. Rasmussen was busy NOV
ing some of his personal property
from here to his newly purchased
farm in town Of Lake Andrew,
where he will make his future
home.
The real signs of spring are now
in sight. with green grass and bud
ding trees.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
ShAKESPEARIAN PLAY AT THE
I. OPERA HOUSE NEXT MONDAY.

Shakespeare name is so often
associated with tragedy and the
heavier drama that people are
liable to overlook the fact that his
comedies are the most delicious in
the English language. His genius
in clothing his remarkably funny
situations in language of rarest
beauty gives his comedies the
literary value that will make them
live as long as the stage exists.
Twelfth Night is pure comedy
from start to finish. There are no
serious moments. no wrongs to
right. no tragic scenes to interfere
with the smile that comes with the
rise Of the curtain and only leaves
for the more expressive laugh.
And withal, there is reason for
every witty line. every humorous
situation. Bright, not silly. with
out vulgar line or movement. "
Manager C. P. Walker, who
sends this attraction to the Will
mar Opera House Monday, April
"a. has supplied company Of COM
edians, skilled in the art of reading
verse and thoroughly experienced
in their profession. VIM. Yule, the
funny ''Sir Toby Belch" has been
the principal comedian with the
Walker forces many seasons. He
is the fortunate possessor of a
comedy face which he does not
hesitate to use to the enjoyment
of audiences. Violet Eddy is a
winsome actress whose "Viola"
stamps her as one Of the coming
leading ladies. The remainder Of
the large company have been care
fully chosen. )
The play is presented in seventeen
scenes, five acts. Every inch of
scenery is carried and the costumes
are most beautiful and elaborate.
The company makes a speciality
of the incidental music. having
their own musician.
Manager Walker has asked the
local management to guarantee this
performance as the best dramatic
entertainment ever offered in
Willmar and has authorized them
to refund the price Of admission
without question to any who do
not agree with this statement after
the performance.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
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Fahlun Apr. 17-Milton Nelson
spent Sunday at Chas. Broman's.
Albin Freed was in Willmar
Thursday. ...:..t....-- d..
Rev. Edgren will be in Colfax
next Sunday. ......
Miss Myrtle johnson went to
Minneapolis Monday to take up her
school work again.
H. johnson was in Whitefeld
last week. ........ ...
Mr.. Swedburg is at present as
sisting A. Lindblad. ~.-i -.
Florence johnson spent Easter
at her home.
c. u. Peterson and family Sun
dayed at E. Johnson's.
A. Dahline has invested in some
new farm machinery.
Gracy Peterson from Kandiyohi
called on Aunt Myrtle Sunday.
The chimes of the wedding bells
will soon be heard in the distance.
Peter Felts spent Sunday with L.
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P. Felts.
Rev. Hultgren and family visited
with the Edgren family Friday.
MIR. and Mrs. John Peterson Sun
dayed at z. Jones.
THE farm home has been looked
upon by many as merely place to
stay. with the idea, perhaps, that
when fortune has been accumulat-
ed fine home will be built in the
city where the farmer and his
family can retire and live at their
ease. Many people seem to think
that it is not necessary ever to-
have good home on the farm and
to get a little enjoyment out Q {
life as they 60 along. Such people
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

have just one shining spot in the
horizon of their lives. and this
spot. which shines with the bril-
liancy of the MONDAY sun is nothing
more than the almighty dollar.
But this is their goal and in the
mad rush for that goal their eyes
become so blinded by its brilliancy
that they fail to see any of the
flowers and the good things of life
that are scattered along life's path
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

What NAV be the reason for the
change of heart that Brother Law
son has evidently undergone? A
"dyed-in -the-wool" municipal own
ership man has become stumbling
block to the very cause he has U.s.
poused, 10. these many years
What next? Is it possible that one
Arthur C. Bowe is such ''smooth
tongued" promoter that he has been
able to lure our friend Lawson into
unknown fields?-Gazctte.
Why stoop to such hypocrisy
You are against every proposition
that in any way threatens the ah-
solute control of the Bell trust in
this city. Why not frankly say so,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
4 Birds Eye View Of the sss.
.'o" Final Summary next
week.

duced in the lower branch by Mr..
Crane, was recalled from the COM
mittee on Railroads where it had
been buried. without embalment or
obsequies, during the whole session
and pushed through the House.
The Speaker made a spectacular
plea for it's enactment. but it came
too late. If his interest had been
exerted two months earlier to get
it out of the packed railroad COM
mittee it might have counted. AS
it was, the eleventh hour rally was
a waste of head lines, because the
Senate promptly adjourned from
Thursday until Monday and with
only two more working days the
enemies of the distance tariff in the
upper branch were able to delay it
to it's second death.
The vote by which the distance
tariff bill passed the House was as
follows:
YAS-Aker. A. Anderson, A. V.
Anderson, J. J. Anderson, Bouck.
G. W. Brown. L. D. Brown,
Christie, Conley. Converse, Crane,
Davies. Diessner, Farley, Frankson.
Hafften, Harding, Hauge. Henion,
Hoffman. Hopkins, c. E. johnson,
J. N. johnson, ]. T. Johnson, Kelly.
Kleimer. Knutson, l. j. Lee. J. F.
Lee. Lindberg. Mackenzie. Nc
Martin, Minette. Denzer, S. N.
Lee, Moriarity, A. Nelson. Nygren,
Papke, Peters, A. j. Peterson, o.
Peterson, Putnam, Reed Robertson,
Robinson, Rostad, Saggau, Samp.
son. Schwartz. Skartum, w. T.
Stone. Sulerud, Utech. Voxland
c. H. Warner, E. Warner, West.
colt, White, Whiting. Speaker H
H. Dunn-62.
NAYS-Boothroud. Borge
BurnQuist, Campbell, Clarke. Cong.
don, R. C. Dunn. Edwards, Fergu
son. Fowler, Fuchs. Greene. Healy
Herzberg, Hillman. Holmberq
Holten, Hurley, Jelinek. Just
Keefe, Knapp, Kneeland, Kunze,
Lennon, Liberia, Lundeen, Lydiard,
Mcdonald, Mcneil. Mattson, Met
Ting, Morton, Nash, H. Nelson
Nye, O'Brien, O'Neil, Orr, Palmer
Perry, J. E. Peterson, Pfaender
Ribenack, Rice, Rines, Schiller
Spooner, C. E. Stone. Sullivan
Thielen. Untiedt, Washburn, Webb
Wisniewski-56.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
500 Reward. 500

The readers of this paper will be pleased tt
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
ical fraternity. Catarrh being constitution
disease, requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease. and giving the patient strength
ny building up the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing its work. The proprietors have
so much faith in it's curative powers that the,
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that II
fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & co., Toledo O.
Sold by all Druggists tie.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
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Roseland, Apr. 17-Misses Esther
and Emma johnson spent the
Easter vacation at their home in
Willmar.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nyp visited with
relatives in Danube Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Khors called
at the home Of H. Gorts' last Fri
day afternoon.
Miss Jennie Bergsma is assisting
Mrs. Henry Dragt with house clean
ing this week.
Miss Agnes Gort assisted at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred PIow-
man with some work last week.
Misses Elmiy and Agnes Feifaulk.
who are working at Willmar. spent
Easter at Their home here.
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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
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Mamre. Apr. l7-Services next
Sunday forenoon by Rev. A. W.
Franklin. Communion services
Immediately after.
Miss Annie Swanson returned to
WilImar on Thursday after a few
weeks dressmaking at o. 0. Berg
stroms.
Mrs. Albert Anderson has been
on the sick list lately. Miss Emma
Dahlman attended to the household
duties.
Mesdames. Swenson and Feleen
from Long Lake were guests of J.
| 0. Hagman's from tuesday Of last
week. Her brother Mr.. John Oslund
Of Cokato is also home for the
occasion.
Miss Maybelle Lundin, who is
working at Fosston. MIMI, arrived
here on Saturday for couple of
weeks visit at her parental home.
Mesdames John Hedman and Sam
uelson arrived in Pennock on Satur-
day from the cities, the latter for
a visit with her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. T. Thompson and the former
enroute for her home near LaBolt
s.. D.. from St. Paul. where she
has been patient at the Bethesda
hospital for number of weeks.
Miss Helga Sorenson went to
Willmar last Thursday where she
was dressmaking for Mrs. Emil
Stadin few days.
Miss Cornelia Gunderson is at
present assisting Mrs. Steberg of
Pennock with homework.
Miss Esther Gilbert is very sick
with typhoid fever.
Mrs. J. O. Hagman delightfully."-
entertained fifteen of her neighbor
ladies in honor of her mother. Mrs.
Maria Lofts eighty-ninth birthday
anniversary on Tuesday. She visit
ed over Sunday with her sister-in-
law, Mrs. j. M. Anderson of Pen
mock.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Holmgren
had for their guest from Monday
till Tuesday, the latters brother,
Mr.. Frank johnson of Kerkhoven.
Fred Bergren went to Watertown
S. D., on Monday for the summer.
Miss Edla Holmgren was dress
making for Mrs. Ida Bergstrom of
Pennock the last week.
The directors of the Mamre
Creamery Co. held special bust
ness meeting on SATURDAY. evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Swenson spent
Sunday afternoon with the And.
Elm family.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. F. johnson were
guests Of Miss Julia Reese near
Lake Florida Sunday.
Anders Rudeen of Willmar spent
Saturday afternoon and Sunday on
his farm in Dovre.
Gust Nelson is working at the
Willmar round house.
Quite a number from this vicinity
attended the funeral of the late
Mrs. Lars Hedin of Willmar on
Monday. \
Mrs. John Okeson was an enter
tanning hostess to a number Of her
friends at dinner on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. Abramson were
visitors at P. Johnson's last Sun
day.
Mrs. Emil Ostlud visited Pennock
relatives Sunday. ~
Nav.
w. McGrew of Minneapolis will
be at WilIma-. May l. tuning pia-
nos. Leave orders at Virgins
store. 81
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

Mayor Wellin is to be congratu-
lated for his good judgment in con-
tinuing the policies of the former
Mayor Peterson in the matter of
a strict enforcement of the laws.
He has reappointed the old police
force with instructions to continue
its efforts to keep the lid on tight.
Working in complete harmony
with the sheriff's office helps the
good work along. The former
mayor could not have wished for a
better endorsement Of his admin
istration.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

feature of his article is . COMPARE
son Of the tax rate Of Benson and
5Willmar. During the last ten years
Willmar has had a less tax rate
than Benson except in 1907, when
Benson had nine-tenths Of mill
less than Willmar. The average
in Willmar 5 favor during the other
nine years has been l1.77 mills.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

VOTE FOR THE SEWER BONDS TUESDAY

Next Tuesday is the date set for
the special city election to vote on
the sewer proposition. Every citi-
zen of Willmar should 20 to the
polls and register his will in the
matter. 1t is one of the most i'm
portant city elections held in years
at Willmar to determine whether
or not the city shall continue to
grow, prosper and improve. Where
there is opposition to the PROPOSE
tion we believe that it is due to a
misunderstanding. The city must
equalize the cost Of connecting with
the sewer, so that no injustice is
done to anyone. Those who are op-
posed to the bonds simply because
they now have sewer connections
while other parts of town have not,
should remember that unless purifi-
cation plants are established they
will lose the right to use the sewer
they now have. AS witness the &C.
tion of the county board recently
forbidding the further use of the
second ward sewer in its present
state. And the continued running
Of sewage into the lake in its crude
state cannot continue indefinitely
Therefore it is as much to the bene-
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

instead of squirming around and
trying to divert attention from that
fact by throwing aspersions against
any and all who take a different
view of the situation. We believe
that municipal ownership of the
Willmar exchange would be the best
solution of the question With the
Bell in the saddle it can never
come. Fer the CITY to put in a
competing system would be regard
ed by many as too great a risk to
take with public funds. and would
be quite impossible to carry at this
time with the sewer bonds to take
care of.
Therefore the best solution is to
encourage the erection of an indie
pendent exchange. with the ulti
mate view of city ownership if
deemed expedient in the future.
With the establishment of popular
telephone system giving all the
chance to secure the benefit of
telephone service at a reasonable
rate that they can afford to pay,
will come a more general interest
in the service. If every objection
you have made so far to the grant
ing of the new franchise is cleared
away. you will continue to hatch
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

The best milk costs 5 cents per
quart. ~
What do you pay?
Milk good enough for your chill
dren to drink should be the best
for children depend more upon the
food value of milk than you do.
Make it your business to; see that
your children are not fed upon milk
that is open to doubt.
H. Elkjer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19
out new ones. The Bell attorneys
are figuring them out. and you
will continue to run them as
editorials.

Prof. Hilleboe vindicates the
Willmar finances in an article in
the Benson Monitor last week. One
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

Edmund Curran and Ed. Young.
berg of St. Paul spent Easter Sun.
day at their homes in WilImar.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

w. McGrew of Minneapolis will
be at Wil|ma-. May l. tuning pia-
nos. Leave orders at Virgins
store. 81
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-04-19

See the latest in photography at
the Simons Studio. 7