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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

When we open a letter and find it's
from a supposed ideal summer resort
we just send it to the basket and
thank the Lord that we live in the
finest one a-goin'.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Since the governor of North Caro-
lima got into communication with the
Pensacola dealers he has had nc occa-
sion to repeat his saying to the gov
ernor of South Carolina.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

A oigemist who was sent to jail for
five years is to be CONTAMINATED. When
1t comes to choosing between two
wives and two mothers law and five
years in jail, 1t would be the Jail every
time,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The government spent 100000 in
busting the trusts, but Mr.. Wicker
sham and his associates have come
nearer busting the government than
the trustS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The Olympic may be the largest boat.
but when it comes to real enjoyment
get a safe row boat-and, well, the
color of her eyes doesn't make much
difference.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Champ Clark thinks the Democrats
can carry Pennsylvania. Now will Mr..
Wilson pledge Vermont to the Demo-
cratic column?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Launch Wallace Lee will run be-
tween Florida Town and Mulat Tues
day. July 4th, meeting ell trains each
way.
r. L. DTLGER, Capt.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Governor Marshall may be the dark
horse in the presidential race, but it
looks like Wilson will be the one who
looks the judges in the eye first.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Texas farmers raised lac, 900 no wa
termelons this year, but we'd rather
have one OF the Florida kind than the
whole Texas crop.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

We never heard Of any F1oridian oh
jecting to the way the Florida sena-
tors voted when they voted against the
direct election of senators when an
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

John Sharp Williams says he viii
never be guilty of referring to senators
as gentlemen any more.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The Atlanta Journal says that a
sane fourth might be possible If the
near orators were jailed on the third.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

There's one privilege we never fail
to exercise and that is to step upon the
feet of the end-seat hog. Eyer try it:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Carriers were conspicuous at the
coronation. Also heard something
about knee breeches.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

A noiseless fourth Of July would be
like a cryless baby. Folks would Won
der what was the matter with it
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

People think that man without n
smile and a friendly word should live
at least several blocks away.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

If the bread trust will eliminate light
bread and give us biscuit we will
agree that there's one good trust.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

If we could stir up a war between
the flies and the mosquitoes we'd be
in favor of wars.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Atlanta to Pensacola is the next
highway that will be blaZed out. They
all come to Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Any man can go west, but it will
take a corker to beat West in the next
primary election.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

If it should become necessary to
whitewash Mr.. Taft, think how much
1t would take
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The king has been crowned and the
next notable event will be the inaugu-
ration OF a Democratic president.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The girl who marries a man to re-
form him needs some one to drive a
little gray matter into her head.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Or. Wiley is studying beer, say the
dispatches. Usually the man is study.
ing how to get the beer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

There's no color scheme when il
comes to painting the face of woman
its red or a little redder.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Some people run out of something to
say and then talk about their neigh
bors.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

We never expect to see the rule of
reason" applied to driving automobiles
in Pensacola
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

There was time when little girls
wore pink sun bonnets and got just as
many kisses as they do now.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The market report says lemons are
easier, We got one once but getting
rid of her wasn't easy at all.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

The swimming habit is growing and
everybody wants to learn how.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Some people seem to believe that
water is intended for bathing purposes
only.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

You cannot appeal to a mans mind
when he's afflicted or has a hollow in
his stomach.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Charleston is having a religious re-
vival. This is one time we are for
reViyals
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

If all the grafters were lynched the
price of hemp would double in few
weeks.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

So far the fig crop has not been de-
pleted and the leaves remain in album
dance
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-06-28

Champ Clark thinks the Democrats
can carry Pennsylvania. Now will Mr..
Wilson pledge Vermont to the Demo-
cratic column?
There's one privilege we never fail
to exercise and that is to step upon the
feet of the end-seat hog. Eyer try it?
The Atlanta Journal says that a
sane fourth might be possible If the
near orators were jailed on the third.
| A noiseIess fourth of July would be
like a cryless baby. Folks would Won
| der what was the matter with it
The king has been crowned and the
next notable event will be the inaugu-
ration OF a Democratic president.
If the bread trust will eliminate light
bread and give us biscuit we will
agree that there's one good trust.
The girl who marries a man to re-
| form him needs some one to drive a
little gray matter into her head.
There was time when little girls
wore pink sun bonnets and got just as
many kisses as they do now.
The market report says lemons are
easier" We got one once but getting
rid of her wasn't easy at all.
People think that man without n
smile and a friendly word should live
at least several blocks away.
There's no color scheme when it
comes to painting the face of a woman
its red or little redder.
"
L., Al,
Usually the man is study
Ing how to get the beer.
John Sharp Williams says he will
never be guilty of referring to senators
IS gentlemen any more.
|
Atlanta to Pensacola is the next
that will be blazed out. They
Ill come to Pensacola.
Carriers were conspicuous at the
coronation. Also heard something
bout knee breeches.
If we could stir up a war between
he flies and the mosquitoes we'd be
n favor of wars.
Any man can go west, but it will
AXE corker to beat West in the next
election.
If it should become necessary to
vhitewash Mr.. Taft, think how much
would take.
We never expect to see the rule of
applied to driving automobiles
n Pensacola.
You cannot appeal to a mans mind
ghen he's afflicted or has a hollow in
is stomach.
Charleston is having a religious re-
ival. This is one time we are for
evivals.
So far the fig crop has not been de-
leted and the leaves remain in album
ance.
If all the grafters were lynched the
rice of hemp would double in a few
yeeks.
Some people seem to believe that
yater is intended for bathing purposes
My.
Some people run out of something to
ay and then talk about their neigh
ors.
The swimming habit is growing and
verybody wants to learn how.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-19
Want Advertisements
cooooooooooooooooooot ooooooooooooo
For Sale.

One F horse power Fairbanks Morse Gasoline Engine. Apply at the Palace Jewelry Store and see it run. 81btf.
 For Sale-Blue Front restau- rant, good business opportunity Apply to 214 Front St. 32b7
 For Sale-One new glass front safe or china closet, cheap for cash. Apply at Independent of flee.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-19

Ellwood Neal was a Sunday visitor to Batesville, says the Guard.
 Dollar clocks and dollar watches at I. D. Prices, guaran- teed one year. 27btf
 G. w. May, a good citizen of Auvergne, was in the city on business Tuesday.
 Powell Gardner of Kenyon and Wilbur Gully of Little Rock spent this morning in town.
 Hickory Stove Wood---any size load.-John R. Loftin, Jr. Phone 58. 18dtf.
 Duke Kelley is still quite sick but is getting along very well.
 Try Virtues Little Liver Granules at City Drug Store.
 39d1m.
 Mrs. l.. F. Vanderhouff is able to be at her work at Heine- mann's store after a two weeks illness.
 John R. Loftin, Jr., returned home Sunday from trip to Miles City, Montana, where he purchased another lot of Vest ern horses, which he has had shipped to Carthage, Mo. Just received new sweet, sour, school girl, and dill pickles, sour kraut and new mackerel at Snetzer's. 44dtf.
 Nick Lewis of Batesville was here Monday en route to Little Rock to attend a business col lege. as iso'
 Miss Myrtle Busick left this morning for her old home at Warren, Arkansas on a weeks visit to relatives and friends in that section of the state.
 They touch the spot-Virtue's Little Liver Granules at City Drug Store. 39d1m
 Miss Winnie Mae Craig, who has been the guest of Miss Rina Wallace for a week, left this morning for her home at Con- way.
 Nothing needs to be pure and sanitary more than milk, espec- ially during the summer season. When you buy from the Pure Milk Dairy you have the satis- faction of knowing you get the best in milk and cream carefully handled. 79dtf.
 Miss Imogene Randy was the winner of a four hundred dollar piano in the big contest just closed by the Arkansas Demo- crat at Little Rock. Miss Randy was a hard worker during the contest and is receiving the con- gratulations of her friends in her success. ,~~,
 Candled eggs, chickens and new sweet potatoes at BoWen's Cash Store. 34d6
 See the Studebaker buggies sold by J. P. Duck and Company before you buy. In their line of buggies, you get big values.
 58btf.
 Mr. and Mrs. Burton Arnold of Batesville spent Sunday in the city the guest of their sister, Mrs. Florence McMinn.
 The Independent made a mis- take in Mondays issue in an- nouncing the marriage of Jack Handford of Batesville to a young lady at Piedmont, Mo. MT. Handford was here Wednes- day night en route to see the young lady and Newport friend started the report of his marriage which was generally believed.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-19
Rooms For Rent.

Newly furnished large front room, four blocks from I. M. de- pot and half block of private board. Rent reasonable. Tele- phone 283.
Newport daily independent., 1911-09-19
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
 that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense oi smel entering it through the mucous surfaces. such articles should never be used except on prescrp- tions from reputable physicians as the damage they win do is ten fold to the good you can possibly de rive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure. manufactured nv F l. Cheney < Co., Toledo. O., contains no mer- ciry and is taken internally. acting directly upon he blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. IT genuine. It Is taken internally and made m loieao Ohio by F. J. Cheney X Co. Testimonials free
 Sold by Druggists Price. 75c per bottle.
 Take Halls Family Fis for eoastiratson-
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
Missouri Promoter Insists Reptiles Are
Better Than cats-ReptiIes Harm
less and inoffensive.

Kansas City, Mo.-Will Kansas City
families take kindly to pine snakes
and yellow bull snakes. nonpoisonous.
as pets?
BY way of testing out the willing
ness of Kansas City people to substi-
tute the domesticated snake for cats
in the determination of rats and mice.
j. S. Edwards of the Edwards animal
show has placed an order for 800 bull
snakes with a reptile firm in San An.
tonic, Tex.
As soon as the snakes arrive they
will be distributed free of charge to
those applying for the strange pets.
who will agree to report the result of
the snake-instead-of-a-ca substitution
in their homes.
The yellow bull is the largest snake
native to the United States. sometimes
growing to nine feet in length. Ed
wards declares the snakes to be harm
less and inoffensive and mildly dis
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12

Many Memories Of English Writers.
At Rose Cottage. formerly occupy
Ing the site Of the Southwark town
hall. lived Thomas Binney, the hymn
writer, and there he entertained Mrs.
Harriet Beecher Stowe during her
stay in London. At Rowbotham's
academy, hard by Rose Cottage, John
Ruskin attended school. In other side
streets of the Walwortb road were
horn Michael Faraday and Emily An
drews, afterward Mrs. Coventry Pat
more and the inspirer of The Angel
In the House."
Within a stones throw Of Gambler
well Green are the birthplaces of Rob-
ert Browning and Professor Jowett,
while Denmark hill must always be re-
membered as the lifelong home Of
Ruskin. Dulwich, too, as every one
knows. Is full OF famous memories
Byron is said to have attended a
school in the neighborhood and Dull
witch Woods were the favorite haunt
Of the youthful Browning.-Pall Mall
Gazette
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
Rat Chase Quite Exciting


woman shouted. as she pointed to the
signboard, under which the rat had
ran again
The porter advanced bravely and
thrust his long handled brush under
the sign. The rat gave a bound and
jumped directly at the porter.
"Wow!" he yelled. and took to his
heels.
The rat ran east few yards, with
at least six full grown men in hot pur-
suit. One, who had dashed ahead Of
the animal, stood prepared to deliver
death dealing kick He made a
mighty swing, but missed the rat and
his shin struck heavily against an
iron hitching post. The man yelled
in pain and the crowd in laughter.
Others tried hard to kick the rat,
but none succeeded. although the toes
Of half dozen boots were scuffed
where they had come in contact with
the curbing. Then a citizen with a
cane came along and prepared to take
mighty swipe. He apparently had
the creature cornered in the entrance
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
WHO THE "BLUENOSES' ARr
Explanation That Possibly Nav rra
Misconception That Has Been
WIDESPREAD.

Lots of you folks in the states"
said Thomas f. Mccartney of 8,
John, n. b.. the other day. call eyerv.
body from the maritime province.
'bluenoses' That's not it at all. It,s
only the Nova ScoJans that we call
SO. And it's not because the peonlo
there have blue noses, either.
Il have met people here who really
thought that folks down east were m
called because their noses were al
ways blue on account Of the cold raw
climate they suppose prevails there
The fact is, the term bluenoses,
was first given to the Inhabitants q,
the CORVALLIS valley, who were thu
original raisers of a potato called III.
'bluenose, from It's blush skin. Tbi.
potato was shipped to the states IN
large quantities, and the nape of tho
potato became the name of the peo.
pie who raised it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
Woman shrieks, Porter Flees and
Passers-by Hunt Rodent IN Vain
1t Finally Escapes.

Chicago-A big gray rat raised all
sorts of commotion in West Madison
street early the other day. 1t scared
a woman pedestrian. made colored
porter turn white" with fear and
caused half a dozen pedestrians who
kicked at it to bark their shins. Then
it escaped.
1t was about a. m. An early
morning pedestrian-the woman-was
passing a building between West
Dearborn and South Clark streets,
when the rat jumped from behind
sidewalk signboard. The woman gave
one shriek-a shrill and loud one
and ran to the middle of the street.
A colored porter at work cleaning the
sidewalk heard the woman's cries, but
did not know what was the cause of
them. He and several pedestrians
rushed to where the woman stood.
Under there! Under there!" the
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12

Scarcely Applicable, Mrs. Homeworker
Thinks, In the General Field
Of HouseWork.

NO" said Mrs. Homeworker. Il
don't believe the new scientific man.
agement could be applied with much
benefit in homework.
in factories. or anywhere in any
sort of work that was continually the
same It might bring great economies,
but don't see how you could apply 1t
to Homework.
I'm the first place every housewife
would resent it because it would seem
to be, an effort to get more work out
Of her, and she knows very well that
she is doing all she can now. And
then 1t would imply that she didn't
and she would resent that; for while
there may be many different ways OF
doing the same thing every housewife
thinks hers is the best, and it would
be impossible to persuade her other
wise: and in fact the probability Is
that her way, whatever it may be, Is
the best way for her; she knows by
experience.
Another objection to the applica-
ton Of the so-called scientific man.
agement here would lie in the fact
that household work Is so varied.
You can set a tool to cut q certain
amount Of metal and when you've got
It adjusted you can let 1t cut away
all day long; but the housewife In
the course Of a days work does not
one thing alone, she does forty; she
II jumping from one task to another
all the time. She is readjusting the
strain on her muscles, her outlay Of
strength almost continuously, and It
II doubtful IL by scientific or any 9th
Or manner Of doing you could improve
on the way she now does these vari-
Gus things automatically.
80. however 1t might be In other
fields, don't see how the modern
scientific management could be en-
ployed in homework advantageously;
Tor the average housewife works now
day after day from the time she gets
up until she goes to bed at night, and
day after day to the limit Of her
capacity"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
Hurryino In London.

All Nature loves a lover-and all
London loves a Londoner in a hurry.
II in London you tell a cabman that
you have only seven minutes in which
to catch a train-two miles of, he
will say, Yes. sir" and whip up his
horse, gallop through square, taking
his chance Of a fine if bobby sees
him; he will put his hand to the trap
door and say: II think we shall do 1t,
sir, he does do It. He enters,
in fact, into the spirit OF the thing
It is sporting matter for him. And
It Is the same with messenger boys.
railway porters. or fellow passengers
have even made a South Eastern
train come In ION time" and catch
an almost impossible connection by
telling the guard that was in a hur-
ry.-Ford MADDOX Huefier in The At.
lantic.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
Turtle Bites When Dead,

York. ltemizing "snappers" I'M
der a too general classification as fish,
an alley cat which investigated the
contents of the Baughman house
refuse can the other day made an un-
pleasant discovery.
Half a dozen Chesapeake bay tur-
ties had been cleaned in the hotel yard
and the heads thrown into the can
Seeming fish, the cat paved the con-
tents of the can. and a moment later
was performing contortions all about
the alley. with snapper" head grim
ly fastened upon its right forepaw.
Unable to free itself. the cat made
dash for the nearest fence and dis
appeared. with the head still hanging
on.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
Care Of the lcebox.

Most makes Of standard ice boxes
have instructions for cleaning, pasted
on the inside OF the lid. For those
who have not such an ice box, only
one direction is necessary to insure
perfe. cleanliness. At least once a
week scrub your ice box out thorough
ly with boiling soapsuds in which two
or three ounces of washing soda have
been dissolved. Be sure that your ice
box drain pipe does not run straight
into the sewer outlet unless it is pro-
vided with U-shaped safety valve,
the water in which protects your ice
from contamination by air which
might be blown back into the chest
from the sewer.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
BUTTONS WINS MANS HEART
Woman Captures Manufacturer Of Gar.
ment Fasteners Because Of Yer
satiIity In Domestic Arts.

New York.-1nfatuated with her
grace at the dance given at the home
of Miss Marguerite Fitch, at 81 West
Eighty-second street. year ago. Jo-
seph Haag, a representative Of a
Rochester buttor mandatory, sought
and obtained an introduction to Miss
Josephine Julian of No 81 West Fifty
eighth street Mr.. Haag's infatuation
was increased few days later when
he called and discovered she was YER
satile In domestic arts and particularly
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-08-12
ASTOR GIVES SON PROPERTY
Deeds One-haN Of WelI.known $1or
100000 Hotel In New York to
Waldorf Astor-Saves Taxes.

New York-For a consideration of
81 half Of the $10.000.000 Waldorf
Astoria hotel has been transferred by
William Waldorf Aston to his eldest
son, Waldorf Aston.
The transfer. just filed here. is in
the form of deed to trust company.
which will hold the property in trust
for the son
The value of all the New York hold
ings of the father is estimated by ex-
perts at 100000. He has resided
abroad for many years. and unless he
disposes of his holdings during his
lifetime they will be subject to five
per cent. Inheritance tax at his death.