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The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
BUZ
 WAGON SHOW

SEATTLE. July S-This city plans to pull off the largest decorated auto mobile parade ever held in this cour try. It is scheduled to be one of the features Of Golden .Pouatch week. July l7-22. According to the best available figures for such parades. the largest number of machines in line at any one time is 2S6. Already. the Poaatch has promises of more than twice that number to participate Tn Seattle alone, 3.6o0 automobiles are owned. The decorative ideas are to be novel and since desirable prizes are to be awarded, the turnout will surely be extraordinary.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
GIVING 0IIT
TEE STRUGGLE DIsCOURAGES MANY A CITIZEN or ALASKA.

Around all day with sa aching bscki
 Can't rest at night;
 Enough to make any one give ou-"
 poan's Kidney Pills will give re- Uewed life,
 They will cure the backache;
 Cure every kidney lL
 Here is convincing proof that this is so:
 Mrs. F. NJ. Thomas. 14O2 S4th st., Oakland, Cal, says;
 The merit of Deans Kidney Pills has been thoroughly proven to me and consequently I have no hesita- ton in recommending them. About two years ago suffered from pains . in my back and I believe the trouble : wss caused by excessive running of the sewing machine, As Doan's Kid l ney. Pills have been used by a mem Der Of our family with the best of T5Sults, l was advised to try them. Much to my qualification they proved to be just what l required. driving away my aches and pains and improv ing my health, have kept a supply ] in the house since then, knowing thai they caa be relied upon to give relief from kidney disorders"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 ! cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo New York, sole agents for the Unit ! ed States, Remember the name-Doan's-aud take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
HunOr and
 Philosophy
sy DUNCAN nE STIFF
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

THERE Is mighty little satisfaction
 in knowing that @ man Is a liar if he has more sand and science than you have
 Some women see nothing but suggestion Of sogpsuds in the bcauii ful clouds Of spring
 We oIl admire a cheerful loser, but when it comes our turn it seems morn natural to kick.
 No one worries nbout the religion Of Che man who pays his bilIs with prompucss and dispatch.
 Most of us could reform the country in less than thirty days if only people wouldn't object so strenuously.
 A man wHl sometimes admit he Is a fool 1T you'n promise not Co tell his wife.
 Most mon would rather lead a for Iorn hope on the battlefield than iu search of a cook
 The small boy that shlrks a fight may be on the hlchroad Co success but that won't raise him any in the estimation of the Kids
 Why is property so much more valu- able when owned by ourselves than lt is when owned by our nelghbor3
 When you see grandma go out to pick a mess of greens you may know spring is here Co stay. All other signs are misleading
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
pouhtful Wave.

 Little son and daughter dear Come and let mo whisper low Tn each rosy. glowing ear
 Something ' would have you know Let me tell thu reason why
 We should list Go duty's call Ur the street of Ky and By
 We arrive at Not at All By and By and After While Seem such easy ways Go go As they stretch out mile by mlc Tn a sunny. rosy glow. Pause we then ut Wait a Rit While the evening shadows Tall Never really knowing iL
 Points tho way Co Not nt An In a Minute is a place
 Where we like Co SIG and basE' Never Did draws on opace
 For tho Ions neglected task Then we see, with wearicd sigh. Never Was, our port of call When we travel By and By
 We arrive at Not at Al.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
Rurircss Hsad.

 "She is very practical minded" "Is sheT" "Yes. John told her be was desper- ateIy in love with her and asked her to marry him" "What did she sayT Said he would have to insure his love at Loyd's before sbe could con- sldcr his proposal"
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
GRAND REDUCTION OF STOCK
 SALE

The Pack Train Is now selling big lot of Good Goods at reduce prices as they are getting too ole to hold ana sell at a profit Yours, tf Herman Grimm
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
Natural curioaity.

"Deah boyT' "Yes percyT' 'Costs nm awful lot to live, doesn't ItY'
 Think soT' "Reasuy lot" 'Tben why liver
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
rhc.. knowina Neinhbers.

"Mrs Brown seems to have many men callers
 Naturally"
 "Why naturallyT
 "They bought all their things on the lnstallment plan"
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
Busque

"SayW
 "YesT'
 Don't let me trouble you"- oT won't There Is the door; kind Iy close it from the outside
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
MONTICELLO RYE
 PEBBLEFORD RYE

GIBSON RYE. Bottled In Bond. In Bulk or in At -he Board of Trade, If
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
loo cIarina.

I'm talking Co a copper
 He told an awful whopper. The copper murmured, "Its a clnca That wouldn't do you at a pinch
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
QUICK oELvERY gHoNE 90

Baggage, coal and wood dehveTeo lpou shortest notice day and night
 H. FREIDENTHAL
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
Solitary

Solitary. "Be good and youn be happy" "That soT fYes" oDo you think anybody is happy who Is lonesomeT'
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
canE AHsrd

Can't hHprd
 Them.
 Any chEd-en ln this houseT
 "ChildrenT
 'Yes I am taking the school census"
 Dear me, mol We can't take the proper care of the dear little doggies Co say nothing of chH- dren"
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
culas, free

THREE GOOD ONES TO DRAW TO
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
VensrsbIs

"Does he tell the truthT 'That depends," "On whatT "On which side pays Che most"
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10
His Preference
Good an Any oua.

Ths leopard cannot change his spols That doesn't tame hlH prido. He thinks they help bis looks lot And no ls satisded
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10

Takr East Labc car trom FOURTH AVENUE Union papr. ts Fourlh Bet. Union & ljk.
The daily Alaskan., 1911-07-10

Immediately Opposite the White Pass Depot
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21
PAGE THREE

the only sign boards along the jour
ney of ''The Worlds Butt-Cut''.
This journal will have no Church
anity" or politics, as the samples
which have become popular through
ignorance, and which have been al
ready submitted to "The Worlds
Butt-Cut" FOR consideration, the devil
couldn't use and retail his self-re-
spect; however, 1.-THE Worlds Butt
Cut" desires to state before the mall
hits a single wedge or guilt that we
are neither Republican nor Democrat,
and not being a fool, of course. we
are not q Prohibitionist, although a
strict temperance man; but, should
you guess Socialist" then we will
know that you are indeed a mind
reader"
The only creed, screed or platform
that we will lay any claim to will be
1.-THE Ten Commandments, and we
propose to stick to them until the
preachers and priests have them
changed in order to get raise in
their salary; then we will look over
the wreck and tack together enough
of the scraps to build another one
just like the old.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21

r There are thousands of women who used
to be painfully thin, and who sent for free
trial treatment of DIR. Whitney's Flesh Builder
according to my offer.
They received this trial treatment without
penny of cost and found that even this brief
treatment braced them up, made them feel
SO buoyant, and improved their appetite so
that they were encouraged to continue.
Today, these thousands of women tell US
that they not only feel better in every way, and
nave better color, but that their figures are as
full and perfect as Nature intended them to be-
We now offer you the same trial treatment
that all these others have had
- So If you want to have a beautiful figure,
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Remember we are glad to have you make
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on your part to buy anything whatever-but
= If this generous offer overcrowds us, as it
has BEFORE we reserve the right to withdraw
it for a time, Sc it would be we'll for you to
write for your free treatment today-Address
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THE RSONIAN

my stomach has been all stirred up.
The doctors say it's on account
of an accumulation OF bile" that's
gotten mixed up with my pumping
arrangements, commonly called Elk
ings;;' and there is grave danger of
an internal deluge unless it can
either be absorbed or drained off;
howerve, another branch of "doc-
tors"-the doctor of divinity"
(whatever that is, I don't know, as I
never knew Divinity" needed "doc-
toring'O, say it's only an overplus of
gall" SO do not know exactly what
it is; but it must come off, or I'll be
all "whopperjawed" in short order,
as it is powerful disagreeable feel
ing; but no matter whether it's
"bile" or gall, she's got to move
off.
Since I quit the "Rip-Saw' I have
received thousands of letters asking
me to start something" and / have
concluded to first start that "bile"
Or gall off, as no matter what it is,
1t is making me mighty fidgety.
AS you boys we'll know l was bred,
born, and reared on a Southern In
diana farm, and have mailed up"
many "swell butted" trees into rails
and learned that the "Butt-Cuts,"
while they were the most laborious
to work up, turned out the best and
most lasting rails; so we have con-
Guided to open up the pores of our
skin on 'Butt-Cut", hoping to rid
ourselves of either the "bile'' or
gall, or whatever it is that is both
ering our inside machinery, if it,
takes every second-growth hickory in
every tarnal dogwood sapling south
of the Mason and Dixon line for
"gults"
No Promises.
''The Worlds Butt-Cut" will make
no promises, but we will not do or
say thing that will harm the finest
fibered lady, the purest hearted gem
tleman or the least protected child
in all the earth.-Col. Dick Maple
will be it's "all-over editor, and you
are all acquainted with him, as you
have read after him for years, and
you all know him and know that he
is not an educated and polished fell
low and hasn't a bit more sense than
to call spade spade, no matter if
spades are used to handle various
and sundry things.
No one but Dick Maple will deserve
"cussing', as he will be the main
tent and all the side-shoWs of ''The
Worlds Butt-Cut:" and if you get
"f1im-fammed' through a single ad-
vertisement in our columns all you
will have to do is to take "whack" at
its editor, as he will be tie official
kicking post of 'The Worlds Butt
Cut"
We will give no receipts for reach
ing GLORY, only through Fhonest
SERVICE" and that burg" don't lay
on the pike" that is dotted with
toll gates and presided over by
reason destroyers" to collect toll
from the ignorant who fear a myth
cal hell.-the eternal now, made
haDDV bV 'otorna1 pOOdnaSS - will ha
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21

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This coupon (cut from Weekly
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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21


agreeable with the constitution and
bylaws of your journal we would be
glad if you would make some men,
ton of this fact in your next issue,
and within 80 days we will we will
pay you in double the amount of
space you give us, which we believe
will do you enough goou for you to
be inclined to say "amen" for what
the Butt-Cutt has done for you.
We do not want to tell you what to
write, nor what to say, but what
ever you do say, no matter whether
it is good or bad, we will thank you
from the lower Ieft-hand corner of
our "gizzard'' and we will assure you
that if you do not like the Butt-Cut
after you lay your eyes upon it's smil-
ing face, that we will love you just
the same, as we are not going to pub
fish the Butt-Cut for bQquets nor for
huzzas, but we are doing it for the
good it may do, and after you see it,
if you don't like it, give it particular
hell, as it's "Pa" won't get a. bit
mad nor want to fight you.
AS stated above we expect to begin
mailing out the November issue the
10th or 18th of next month and from
the way the 'kid" is kicking now,
we believe it will weigh ton and
have ''whiskers" a yard long.
Yours sincerely,
DICK MAPLE, Editor.
Nashville, Tenn.
Dear Friend and Comrade: I am
overwhelmed with inqU tries, "Why
did you quit?' and I find that 1 can
not answer each personally, so here
in I give you an exact d. plicate of my
resignatiOn-it follows:
Copy of Resignation)
Dear Phil: I have been editor of
the Rip-Saw a long time, and have
you; but this is my resignation, as 1
have quit. You may ask 'How can
you quit with nearly three years of
your present contract to rum" Yes,
you tell the truth and this will be al
the evidence you need to try to force
me to live up to the contract, but [
have quit nOw-nO use telling you
why, as you know without telling
you-yOu are better business man
than l.
Yes, may be a fool in laying down
both the salary and the position, but
it is now down and forgotten, and 1
am giving this to the Lress so that
/ may know l have really quit before
you have time to see me. as | love
you too we'll to trust myself in your
hands before 'the die is cast" as
have trusted myself Nith.y you on the
same resolve often before, to only
find your business" acumen keener
than my resolve. It's a hard job,
Phil, to quit a youngster of my own
loins, but l have baptised it with my
tears, and dedicated it to it's hun
dreds of thousands of staunch and
loyal friends. You will ask "What
are you going to do?" My candid an
swer is, 81 do not know
Respectfully, DICK MAPLE.
Yes, have severed my connection
with The National Rip-Saw, but the
golden cord of true socialism is en-
twined about my heart more firmly
than ever before, and in it's coils of
love each individual Socialist of all
the world is pressed lovingly against
my heart with fond remembrances
of their matchless loyalty to me in
dividually. No, / am not sick-I am
feeling better than / have felt. for
many years. LICK MAPLE.
I'd All Humanity; Even The Women.
Somebody told YOU a few weeks
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21
EVERY Married Woman

&~@ her name and address, and cents in stam1
for postage will receive in return something we
confident they will appreciate and thank us
sending, as it is ~ccessty for married women onl
r. G. FERGUSON Co., 1871 Fidelity BidE st Rva EewYsrk r.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21

sue (Nov.) out by 9Th or 10th of
next month.
1t is going to be born with whis-
kers yard long, and the way it now
kicks, it will weigh a ton.
The Hierarchy will catch hell. Bless
your soul Tom, you're the stuff;
as you're making Rome chew her
tongue to shreds.
The December issue will say a
whole page of 'Amens" about you.
The November issue is handing you
some real heartfelt daiseys. You
make me love you more and "worser."
Truly, DICK NAPLES.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21
FOR SALE

Some of the finest and cheapest farm
lands in Baker, Mitchell and Dougherty
counties, Southwest Georgia. Also city
property in Newton and Camilla, Ga.
Write
r. E. l.. SPENCE
Newton, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21
COL. DICK NAPLES NEW PAPER,
AND HOW 1T HAPPENED.

The Jeffersonian,
Dear Mr.. Editor: We had thought
of not bringing the Butt-Cutt out un-
til the 1st of January, next, but as
soon as the announcement went out a
few weeks ago, the boys from all over
the country began yelling for an
earlier issue, so we have decided TO
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21

When writing to advertisers please
mention The JeffersOnian.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1911-09-21
Cordial Letter From a
Socialist Editor

|. Fly DEAR MR.. WATSON: The
vi first issue of the Butt-Cut is
now in the hands of the print
ers, and hope to mail first is
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31
TANkEKSLEY HOME
 DAMAGED BY FIRE

The residence of w. Z. Tankersley, at Seventeenth avenue and Olive street, had a narrow escape from be- ing destroyed by fire early last night, when the roof of the kitchen caught fire from a defective flue. The fire department, by good work, prevent ed spread of the flames and only slight damage was done by water. The damage will amount to about $3OO The roof of the kitchen was partially burned away and adjoin- ing rooms badly scorched, but the family was able to remain in the home after the fire was extinguish- ed. When the fire was discovered, 1t was between the ceiling of the ktch- en and the roof, but the prompt ar rival of the fire bays soon checked the flames.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31
YOUNG FOREIGNER
 ATTACKED PRES. TAFT?
Attempted to Shake Hands With the Chief xecutive While Holding a
 Brass Bar in His Hand.

Philadelphia. Dec. s0.--A young foreigner named Morris Cutler, with a long brass bar in his hand at tempted to shake hands with Presi- dent Taft here this afternoon and was quickly nabbed by detectives and turned over to the police. Pres ident Taft. accompanied by his m!li- tary aides and secret service man. were descending from the platform where the president spoke this after noon when Cutler. carrying the brass rod stepped forward suddenly from the throng and thrust his hand ont to the president.
 Fearing that the man intended bod fly harm to the president. detec- tive jumped for him and threw him against the side of the platform. Con- siderable excitement was occasioned &as it was feared that ar attack had been made upon the president Cut Ter explained that he was great admirer of the president and only wanted to have the honor of seeing him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31

riman. J. H. Hickman and presumab- iy l. Comptc Davis will be. counsel for them.
 United States District Attorney T. I. Mccormick announced after rh F. turn of the indictments that the end had been reached He stated that the federal Investigation would continue Tuesday morning and inti- mated that other indictments for thr same crime would probably be found. l. iss understood that Que or two | isco labor leaders closely assncla ed with Tzeitmoe will almost certain. ly be indicted and Ut least one Los Angeles man Is i'll grave danger or a similar Indictment.
 The federal net has closed around q group of men cha1ged to the in- dictment with direct complicity in the dynamiting of the Times building. Some of them WI re previously involv- cd through John Doe Indictments bs the Los Angeles county grand jury charging them with murder.
 Arthur veach deputy United States attorney of Los Angeles county stated tonight that so far as he knew thera was no intention at the present time 10 causa at rests under these John Doe Indictments
 The records captured in the offices Of the Int rnatioHal Association of Bridge and Structural Irenworkers. il, the Cen ral Line building and the vault built in the basement of tba | building under the direction of James ;: !. MeNamara was | most important portion of the ev dence on which the indictmcnts here were based These ! records included letters and tel -
 grams from Tzeitmoe.- Clancy ant Munsey They have been returned to Indianapolis and will figure T like manner in the inquiry there
 Federal officers arrested E. \ i Clancy at 9 o'clock tonight
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31
CUT PRESIDENTS
 TRAVELLING FUND
Democrats Say It Will Furnish Taft Ammunition With Which to
 Fight Them.

Washington, Dec. 3O.-An attack on President Taft's $25,00O travelling expense will be made by Democratic members of the House when the ap- propriation bill is reported.
 Opposition to the fund will be ex- ceedingly strong this year in that the Democratic senator's will urge that it will supply the president with ammunition for use against them in the presidential campaign.
 Much criticism has been made on the president on account of his ire quent long trips.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31
DON'T MONKEY

Get her what she wants :-Mullane's Taffy or BelleMeod Sweet Chocolates. The two leaders of all candy: absol- utely guaranteed to contain no glu- cose, artificial color or adulterants ot any kind. Nothing but pure sugar milk chocolate. fruits and nuts. We have such confidence in these candies that we sell them to you with the fol- lowing agreement: Eat half. and if yol ever had better candy, bring back the other half and get all your money CITIZENS DRUG STORE
 Eve Deliver It Quicker"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31
CtTS}fATAL WOUND
 WHILE HUNTING
sam ScharfH Prominent MemphIaa Dios From Gunshot Wound sa-
 fIicted Accidentally.

a
 Memphis. Dec. 31-sam scharff assistant gensral manager of the Bry- Block Mercantile Company and pr m trent in Memphis social, business and industrial life, died early today , inflicted while duck hunting W h friends near Jonesbolo Ark.
 Death was caused by loss of blsod. The wound was in his arm and was not considered serlous uRtil late Fri day night when Scharff became too weak to be taken to Memphis.
 !. The remains were sent back tt Memphis today. The Elks, Shrinera , and Masons together with the Busi.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-12-31
will visit the Sabbath School Ses-

will visit the Sabbath School Ses- sion.
 At Il: oclock--Paper-" i'm the Sabbath Schoo4"-Miss Selma Schloss.
 Discussion of the Exhibit
 Afternoon, at , o'clock--Business Paper-"Jesus i'll the Jewish Relig- ious School '-Rabhi 4. Weinsteln Helena.
 Discussion led by MT. Alex Strauss Pine Bluff.
 Impressions of Religious Educa- ton Day at the C. C. 4. R"-Rabh1 E. F,risch.
 Five Minuts Reporte on the Prob lems and Conditions in Each School Address -"The Correspondence School for Jewish Religious School Teachers"-Miss NJ j. Goldberg. ot Philadelphia, Pa.
 Election of Officers.
 Benediction
 Adjournment.