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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
AviatOrs Will Be Here Feb. 10, | and u

tember 2. 1910, with the following illus
trated result:
''21O Mallard ducks; 13 Honke
geese.
''.All of which they killed the first
day of September, that day being the
first day of our open season for duck
shooting. Ninety per cent of the ducks
asd geese were young, and were hatched
In klamath county along with a good
many million others they did not kill
"T'hirty five ducks each is the limit
for one person in one day, and / am
glad to state that they did not exceed
the limit. which, however, may be ac-
counted for because Of the fact that
as you will note, Mr.. Court was one
Of the number.
&" Kindly send this to your best sport.
loving friend, with a request that he
likewise send it to his best sport.loving
friend, with whatever comment he
deems fit, and pass it along, each Civ
ing date, name and address.
~ would be thankful to the party
filling in the last space for names to
return it to the writer.
"Thanking you in advance, | am
Sincerely yours, M. A. Allison.
"Sole object:
:" THAT the true nimrods may know
Where the big, fat duck and geese
grow. ~
Reaches Ten Governors.
space on the opposite page of this
letter for signatures contains the fol
lowing, indicating how one governor
passed it along to another with some
brief comment, all expressing the sen
timent of readiness to push good thing
along,
John F. Shafroth, governor Of Colo
RADIO, w. l.. Stubbs, governor. Kansas
f. S. Hadlcy. governor, Missouri
Charles S. Deneen, governor, Illinois; j
o. Davidson, governor, Wisconsin
Adolph O. Eberhart, governor, Mime
sofa; R. S. Vessey, governor, South Da
kota; John Burke, governor, North Da
kota; Edwin l.. Norris, governor, Nor
tana; James n. Brady, governor, Idaho
After attaching his signature, Gov
ernor Sprv will send the letter to Gov
ernor Sloan Of Arizona. The space fol
signatures is only about one fourth
filled. When completed it will be g
valuable record of distinguished auto
graphs.
The way in which the governors have
fallen into the spirit Of the chain thai
promises to be complete instead OF
"endless, shows that they all must be
good sportsmen.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
DENVER BTPMNE MAKES
SPECTACULAR FLIGHT

PUEBLO, Colo, Jan. l5,-G. Van Ars-
dale. in a Denver built biplane. made a
spectacular flight after darkness had
fallen here today After the aeroplane
had left the groud II could be seen only
as il flashed between the cheering spec
tators and the Ielts of the city.
Van Arsdae mde three flights In ALL
In the first of which he was forced to
descend hurriedr to avoid striking a
dense crowd of SPECTATORS clustered on the
outside of the fnce about the aviation
field.
The machine Used by Van Arsdale is a
cross between tie Curtiss and Farnan
type and was bhlt for e. Lynn Mathew
son of Denver
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
MANHATT AN CLUB To
I. REOPEN ITS DOORS
Good Card Is Arranged for
Show Which Will Be Held
3 Tonight.

What promises to be a good drawing
ca rd has been arranged for the reopening
of the Manhattan Athletic club this even
ing. at the old Kennedy dancing hall.
IS Postoffice place.
Four good bouts are promised. and the
evenings show will wind up with bat
tie royal between five "tar babies" VIII
lard Bean will referee the matches. The
card:
Jimmy Had!ey vs. Tommy Fitzgerald,
featherweights,
=, kid Davis VS.. Babe Davis: feather
weights.
Young Hanlan VS. Johnny Gilbert.
lightweights.
Joe Clark VS.. Tom Gallagher. weller
weights.
Battle royal.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
Av|ATORS WILL
ARRIVE FEB. 10.
Definite Information Contained
in Telegram to Secretary of
Commercial Club.
BIRDMEN TO BE IN SALT
. LAKE CITY THREE DAYS
Will Make Flights for Dura-
ton, Altitude and Speed
Records While Here.

A telegram received Sunday by Joseph
L. Caine, secretary of the Commercial
club. from Benjamin T.. Tibby of this
r,ty. who is i'm San Francisco in connec-
tIon with the aviation meet. announced
that Glenn Curtiss. Eugene Ely and 9TH
or members OF the Wright corps of avi-
ators. will be in Salt Lake City, F'ebru-
ary 10. IL and II.
II was announced last week that the
aylators will be seen in this city, but
the telegram received Sunday makes
known the definite dates.
The flights will be made between Salt
Lake and Saltair beach for duration. al
titude and speed records The level
plains between this city and Saltair are
thought to be an ideal place for flying,
and the birdmen are eager to show what
they can do in this high altitude,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
.COUNTRY'S YIELD
IS 42,00O,00O SHEEP
Number Has Decreased
Throughout World; Wool
Users Increase Rapidly.
Continued From Page One.

cents per pound. which was cents less
than they obtained the year before.
Nevada has $50, 900 sheep. Their f1eeces
averaged seven pounds each last year and
6S per cent to ], ,904. 900 pounds. This was
worth s1,o2s,1s or 81 cents per pound,
as against 10 cents obtained In 1909
New York and Arizona each have 825,-
900 sheep. Arizona fleeces weighed six
pounds each and the clip amounted to
to l.732.000 pounds. This was worth sS1S.-
225. or 53 cents per pound. The year be-
fore the clip brought 81 cents.
New York Shrinkage Light.
New York's clip, with the same weight
fleeces. was 1850, 600 pounds, but the
shrinkage was only 4S per cent, making
the net product 2,574,ooo pounds; Fifty
clip worth Sl,23T, 900. Eight cents more
was received in 1909.
Delaware holds the record for the small
est flock. 1000, with total of $500
pounds. Rhode Island has gained 500 over
the previous year. and is now 1900 pro-
ducing 39,I50 pounds of wool,
When one compares the entire flock of
the United States with that OF Australasia
II seems small indeed, but it must be
remembered that Australia includes the
traasia so-caled includes that Of Tas-
mania and New Zealand.
The number In 1909. which are the
latest figures ohtainabe. is set AT 49,,
525.5St sheep of shearing age. The 1910
clip totaled &l6. 1851 665 pounds imported.
Probably a considerable amount was
held over the new year. and some more
besides manufactured there. II is stated
that despite large increases in the flocks
OF Australasia. the number OF sheep in
the world today is some 40.o0o.ooo less
than fifteen years ago. with 100000 900
more people using wool.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16

so degrees, the accumulated excess since
January 1 is so degrees.
The relative humidity at a. m, to-
day was 43 per cent: the relative humid
ity at p m. today was "a per cont
The total precipitation for the twenty
four hours ending at p. m. was a trace,
The total for this month to date is 81 of
an inch; the accumulated excess for this
month TO date is none.
Sun rises at I:5l a. M; sun sets at 5:26
p. M, January l6.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16

Comparative weather data at Salt
Lake City January Is, 1911;
The highest temperature today was As
degrees: the highest in this month since
1874 was 81 degrees. The lowest temper
ature last night was ~ degrees; the low
est this month since 1874 was 20 degrees
below zero, The mean tempera ture for
odaY was 40 degrees; the normal was IS
lcgrees. The accumulated excess Of tenn
erature since the first of the month is
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
Mutineers Win Point.

PARIS. Jan. 15.-Advices from Beda-
Jose Spain five miles rror the Portu-
guesc frontier. say the Portuguese govern
ment has acceded to the demands OF the
garrison at Elvas. which mutined recent
ly and demanded increased pay.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
Resumes Work Early.

AUSTIN, Tex. Jan, l6,L-The Texas leg
islature after resting oScr the Sabbath.
resumed it's sessions at la:ol O'Clock this
morning. TO continue ihc fight as To
have adopted before Governor Campbell
retlrca tomorrow.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
Drinks Carbolic Acid.

PITTSBURC; Pa. Ian. Following
day OF Il note saying her husband had
started for Canada. Mrs. George Langdon
drank carbolic acid and died an hour
La ter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
RENE SIMON MAKES
LONGEST FLIGHT AT MEET

= % OKLAHOMA CITY. okla. Ian. l5-
frn hlinon made the longest flight at
ihc aEiaIlon meet hero today staying in
sncnnI iWc minutes sixteen and nc-half
maL's. Roland Garros attempted to
tn,.c tnhc an altitude record. but the low
-.,Lnnperaturc and high wind forced him 10
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
BIRDMAN IN BIPLANE
0UTDISTANCES AUTOMOBILE

SHREVEPORT la, Jan. 15.-J. a. ID.
MrCndy. in his biplanc. outdistanccd an
noon. covering the distance IN five min
utoS and seven seconds and furnishing
the feature of loday's aerial programme.
MCturdy went 10 height OF Zoo feet
and after remaining I'm the air twenty Ave
minutes described what is known as the
spiral tower descending.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
SECOND HANu STORES

UTAH -FufRN1TuRE COMPANY,
Second hand household goods bought.
sold and exchanged. 132 w End South
Bell 4317 s124s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
Westerners IN New York.

NEW YORK Jsn. l5-Among tha
westerners registered az New York hotels
are: H. w Knots. lat the Gerard q. ..
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
GO0D SCORES MADE AT Z
SHOOT OF RIFLE CLUB

Z, II a.. nc regular weekly shoot OF The salt
mado. nlhe club the following scores were
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
TURKISH BATHS

EXPERT LADY ATTENDANTS. FACE
massage, manicuring. hair dressing.
Sanitarium parlors. 62 West 3rd South.
Bell 1891 Ind, 1913. f31S9
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
Frenchman Beats Swede.

BALTIMORE. Jan. 1S,--icnry st Yves
of France defeated John Svanberg OF
Sweden In fifteen mile race here inda,.-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16

indicates rise IN temperature. = IA
in temperature. II trace,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
MOVING, STORAGE, PACKING,
SHIPPING

WE SHIP II. II. GOODS TO ANY PART
OF UnIted States. Cur rates Kimbal
Van & Storage Co, 10 w. LIST So. m26e9
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-01-16
TYPEWRITERS
OSTEOPATHY

DIR. AUSTIN KERR. OSTEOPATHIC
physician. Mcintyre bldg Both phones
a900
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Expected Fight.

A Fifeshire farmer gave his hired
laddie. Jamie. a half wit, a ticket to
admit him to a sacred recital in a
~neighboring town to be given by To-
cal talent and told the lad to be
sur to enjoy himself.
The farmer was greatly surprised
to find his servant in the kitchen long
before the conclusion of the perform
anee, and upon asking him why he
had returned from the recital jamie
replied
"Weel, master. ae man yonder be-
gan to sing I'm the King of Glory.
then anither said he was the king of
glory, and when l saw three ithers
standin' up an sayin' they were the
kings of glory I kent there was to
be a fesht. so ! cam ava an left
them TO finish it anon themsel's."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
4 Hunting Story.

An old baekwoodsman that Abrar
ham Lincoln often told of had very
heavy, oyer-hanging eyebrows, and
wore big spectacles with brass rims.
One day he came rushing into his
cabin and Selling his rifle. aimed it
carefully through a crack of the door
at a great oak tree that stood near,
and fired.
What is it," whispered his wife.
"A wildcat. Sairy,' he said. ex-
citedly, AN | missed him.
He hastily loaded and fired again,
and then again.
Now, hold on, joshua" said his
good wife. Let me look at you.
Why. laws-a-daisy, it's nothin' but
a little bug on one o. your eye
brows! ."-Housekeeper.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Genuine.

The mistress observed one MORN
ing that her dusky butler was wear
ing a ring with a setting almost large
enough for a beacon light IL 1t had
possessed the proper b%rilliancy.
Later In the day she Glanced to hear
a conversation between the butler
and the maid.
Am dat a genuine dimont yo' is
sportin', Jake?" the maid asked,
suspicion and hope about equally
balanced in her tone.
Am dis a dimont?" reproachful-
". Does yo' s'pose Id buy any
thing else TO a 'gagement ring? HUH
Dis am a dimont. an It am gold
what it sets in"
"Ef yo' mean go bought It 70 me,
yo' will have to tell the price TO III
believe hits a dimont. I wuz fooled
once Wild a brass ring. an ] don't
mean TO be caught again"
"Co'se hits a dimont. Lucy. Hit
cost s2.5o.'
We'll. gimme here. Long as hit
am a genuine dimont I'll 'cept it TO
a 'gagement ring. '-Housekeeper.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
LEGAL NOTICES
APPLICATION No. 2234.
Notice of Application for Permission
Ia Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of October, 1911. in accordance
with Section %. Chapter XXXI. of the
Statutes of 1909. the Ohana Mining
Company. a corporation, of Salt Lake,
County of salt Lake, and State of
Utah. made application to the State
Engineer of Nevada for permission to
appropriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada such appropriation
is to be made from Indian Spring and
Rhyolite Spring. at points which bears
n. IS deg. 43 min. Z. 742S feet from
corner to Secs. II and IS on East
boundary of r. Is n. r. 81 e, NJ. D..
Il. 4 NJ. by means of pipes and ten
cubic feet per second is to be conveyed
to points in SEA of NEh of Sec. IS.
T. Is n. r. 6S E.. Nj. d. B. & NJ,
(~unsurveyed.) by means of pressure
pipe and there used for power. mining
and domestic purposes. Water not to
be returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First Publication December, 8. 1911
(Last Publication December 81. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03

What do you mean by such a per-
formance?"
"Twas an accident, sab. pom NAH
word"
AN a%ccident?"
Eyes, sab. In de mornin' I gets
a jimmyjohn OBJ rum fer [ keep de
rheumatic from nah lie woman, an
Marse John, ] slips on de ice an
bust de jimmyjohn. an de rum max.
little puddles in de road. Den, sab,
ies' gets down on laps some up.
Oats how it cum. Marse JOAN"
you black rascal How much
did you drink"
well, Nurse John, sab answered
old Ned, with a twinkle in his eye,
Il s'pose | mus er save more en- a
quart"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Good Reading for Sunday

The Rubaiyat of the Early shopper.
Before the phantom of last pay day
died
Methought a voice behind the counter
cried,
when all our wares are spread for
thee to choice
Why doth the shopper let his shop
ping slider"
Each morn a thousand bargains
you say.
Yes, but there CLEANS the sold" of
yesterday,
And this long winter month that
brings the SHOWS
Shall take yon slippers and that pipe
away.
An early shopper loaded heaven
knows how
A jigsaw fine, some toys of lead and,
WOW,
A doll that sings when on its cheast
you press,
Late shoppers are but parasites, hey,
now?
Myself when flush did eagerly fire.
quent
The crowded stores and heard much
argument
keep off my feet You're crush
ing me. you brutei)
But came out bargainless and badly
bent.
And when, like me. o doubter, you
shall pass
With these great crowds as dense as
growing grass,
IT'S then you'll say. as | did, shall
you not?
4 waited long. Wherefore was ! an
ass"
Denver Republican.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Desirable *

well. sir" said the old gentle
man Indignantly, what are you do
ing round here again? thought
that delicate hint | gave you with
my boot just as you left the front
door last night would give you to
understand that | don't like you
won't have you-coming here.
at did" said the young man, who
was after" the daughter. as a look
of mingled pain and admiration
came over his face; but | thought
would come back and ask you
ASK what?"
IF you wouldn't like to join our
football club?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
APPLICATION NO. 215o.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate he Public Waters
of the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of July, 1911, in accordance
with Section 25. Chapter XXXI, of the
statute of 1909, the Steptoe Valley
Smelling & Mining Co., a corporation, of
McGi1l, County of White Pine, and
State of Nevada. made application TO
the state Engineer of Nevada for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is TO be made from
Berry Creek and its tributaries. at
points in the NWA of SWA Sec. 80 I.
Is n. X. 65 f., NJ. u. b. & NJ, by means
of dam, reservoir and pipe line and
20 cubic feet per second is to be con-
veyed to points in the w y of Sec. 32
T. Is n. r.. 65 T., and the Sc 4 of Sc
u Sec. 21. r. Is N. r. GA E.. NJ ID. B.
& NJ, by means of natural channel of
Berry Creek, Pat Creek and Duck
Creek and pipe line, and there used
for power. milling. metallurgical and
domestic purposes. Water not to be
returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First Publication November II, 1911)
Last Publication December 10. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Their slender Income.

On his way homeward from the
shop where he toiled Al his daily
vocation. Mr.. Billiger McSwat, carry
ing into effect a stern and sinister
purpose he had cherished for months,
stopped at a barber shop and had a
portion of his beard removed.
Half an hour later he entered the
humble dwelling which, in bristling
defiance of newspaper style cards, he
called his home.
Mrs. Meswat was sitting in an
Easy chair and gazing pensiyely at
the fire that burned cheerfully, but
economically. in the crate.
"Lobelia. my DEAR he said
look at me-"
She arouse to her feet and looked
al him.
Then she sank back neryelessly
into the easy chair.
During the twenty years of their
married life, as it may be necessary
to explain, sinking nervelessly INTO
chairs had been one of Mrs. Nc
swat's leading speeialties.
"Billiger," she gasped, 1--WE never
can live up to that pair OF side
wmskers. Chicago Tribune.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Too Late to Change.

"A man can 10 more change his
reputation than he can change his
face or his arms" said Senator La
Toilette. at a banquet in Madison.
There was ono a wicked old
Madison millionaire, who took his
pastor aside and said:
I'm going to retire, DR.. Thirdly.
I'm going to devote the remainder of
my life TO doing good
Or. Thirdly. an outspoken man
retorted:
Do YOU mean John Ii. Good, the
wealthy farmer, or young Sam Good
the socialist millionaire"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Fell in Action.

They were talking of war and the
young mar mentioned that one of
his ancestors was killed during the
revolution. He was a brave man."
he said, and We are all very proud
of his record"
The young woman looked pensive.
i had an uncle who was killed in
the civil war, the very first battle
he ever went to" she said. He was
only a private. so he hadn't made
any record"
That was hard" said the young
man, TO be shot down in his first
engagement"
He wasn't shot down. said the
young woman. HE fell and broke
his neck when he was running down
hill. | think war is awful cruel,
don't you?"-Youth's Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03

the shopman who stood before him
could see that the better nature of
MS employer was fighting strongly
for the right.
No said the old mar again, Il
Will not do it. 1t is an inferior
grade OF shoes, and ] will never pass
1t of as anything better. So Just
marx II "A shoe fit for a queen and
put 1t in the window. A queen. you
Know does not have to do much
walking"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03

Orator. Il thought your paper
was friendly to me?"
Editor. so it is. What's the
matter?"
Orator. Il made a speech at the
dinner last night. and you didn't
print a word of it,"
Editor. well. what further
proof do you want?'-London
Opinion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03

You or L.
If We could know
Which of us, darling, would be first
to go;
Who would be first to breast the
swelling tide,
And step alone upon the other side
If we could know.
If it were you,
Should | walk softly, keeping death
in view?
Should | my love to you more oft ex-
press?
Or should | grieve you, darling, any
less
If it were you?
If it were |.
Should | improve the moments slip
ping by?
Should l more closely follow Gods
great plan,
Be filled with a sweeter charity to
If it were /?
If we could know
We cannot, darling. and It's bet
ter so,
| should forget just as | do today,
And walk along the same old, STUN
bling way
If | could know.
| would not know
Which of us, darling, will be first
| only wish the space may not be
Between the parting and the greet
ing song;
But when, or where. or how we're
called to go
would not know.
Every Saturday.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03

tSuggested by Mr.. Rudyard Kip
ling's delicate tribute to THE Fe-
male of the Species.")
When the Soul of Man awakened,
when the Woman that God
gave
Stood revealed as wife and sister,
not his chattel or his slave,
Then he formed his own conception
of what Woman ought to be.
And he made a Plaster Image, and
he told her it was She.
For the Woman as God made her
wasn't good enough for Man;
He invented large Improvements
upon Natures eruder plan;
And be washed that image nice and
white and set it on the shelf,
Where he kept assorted virtues that
he did MOI wan himself.
Man might govern, fight and reason,
TO his perfect satisfaction;
Soothed by Woman at the season
when his mind was out of
action;
Woman. good and kind and cling
ing. timid. soft. anaemie. pale.
Fer the female of the species was an
adjunct to the male.
But the Woman as Man made her
scarcely suits our modern
notions.
With her regulation instincts and her
neatly-trimmed emotions,
We have dropped the weaker vessel
and the tame domestic pet,
And our taste finds something lack
ing in that saintlike s%tatuette.
so II literary Bentlenleh nave
modelled it afresh;
And the terra cote fairy is a Demon
of the Flesh.
Half Mother-Fiend, half Maena; she
VOLTS tooth and Wildcats
nail:
and engined" fanged and
poisoned. for the hunting of
the male.
When the morals of the hen coop,
with the Jungle's code of law,
With the mercy of the tigress when
she rips her quarry raw.
Such the bard's yivaeious vision; but
the woman who can judge
Knows that much of It is fiction, and
a good deal simply fudge.
And Man knows it, Mr.. Poet! Knows
your singular ideal
Does not bear the least resemblance
to the Woman that is real;
For Woman amt no plaster saint
and she amt no tigress. too,
But an average human being, most
remarkable like YOU
London Standard.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-12-03
Affection by PROXY.

I find that my husband has zen
having the Office boy call me up every
dav and humble terms of endearment
That's a nice way to treat his wife.
He's been going to the ball games. y
oHow is 1t that you didn't eaten
on to the voice."
.Well I'm busy at bridge every
day and I've been having the COOK
answer the telephone