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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-04-05

II couldn't help It, Bessie. Honest,
[ couldn't. l must ask you to forgive
and forget"
That's hard request, Bob. You
have broken two engagements in one
day-and one Of them for dinner. But
never mind l have a weakness that
l acquired from Toni mean the
weakness of believing in you. Go
ahead and explain yourself"
TT would take TOO long, Bessie.
Please let me put it off"
Until you can manage a good ex-
cuse? You want all the trumps"
my explanation is all tangled up
with other peoples affairs. Where's
Tom?"
"He went back to the city early
awfully sorry that he couldn't stay to
have dinner with you. There is COM
mittee or something this evening"
Bessie, you know what asked you
over the telephone? Can you-can
you help me?"
'sWhat-Now?"
yes"
why, Bob, what's the matter with
you? This is no time of day to make
a call"
IT'S very important, Bessie. 1t
doesn't concern the young lady alone.
1 simply must be at her house within
the next two hours"
She eyed him earnestly 'Tf you
say that, Bob, must believe you.
And, of course, I'll help all can"
Orme sighed his relief. Thanks"
ne said.
She flashed a speculative glance at
him.
I'm sorry" he said. that I can't
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-04-05

him AS comfortable as | could Can
you get a doctor? The man will rest
quiet till a doctor comes. He can't
be moved very we'll"
Elm doctor? ia Els list one bel
Niles Center. Mein son will go for
him. Too bad! Too bad! Come in"
mo, thank you" said Orme care
lessly.
Vas you in der ACCIDENT"
DO I look it," Orme laughed.
"Nein, you do not look it. Ach!
Desc autymobles! Dey make much
harm"
1T is too bad" admitted Orme.'
"He vas millionaire, maybe. Dey
comes by here so fast, going to Ar
radale Hans! Komm heir! Elm
man is gesmashed. Du must for der
doctor CO." He turned back to Orme.
.'Mein son, he VIII 60"
But Orme had no ears for what the
sympathetic German said. One word
had made his heart leap.
"Arradalei"
There he was to have dined with
Tom and Bessie WalIingham! He had
forgotten them utterly. Were they
still at the golf club? Possibly, and,
in any event, if he could reach the
club, he would be near railroad.
"How far is Arradale?" he asked.
"Halb-miles. Und we're did you say
der hurt man vas?"
"a few hundred feet back there"
Orme indicated the direction. Can
1 reach Arradale by this road?"
man some schnapps."
THAT will be good. His friends will
AXE it right with you.
"Ach! Do not say sol"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-04-05
CHAPTER XVII.
A Chance of the Game.

- SHdHCC VI lnS 0dEHC.
The first impression that came to
Orme with returning consciousness
was one OF impending disaster. His
mind was renewing it's last thought
before it had ceased to work
Then he realized that The disaster
had already occurred, anG he moved
his arms and legs, to see if they had
been injured. They gave him no
pain, and he raised himself to sit
ting position.
The soft night lowered about him.
He heard confusedly the droning of
insects, and the distant mournful call
Of whip-poor-wiIl The roar of the
car was strangely missing. What had
become of it? And where was Arima?
These were the first question he
asked himself as he became able to
think without confusion
He now became aware that his head
hurt, and raising his hand, he found
large bump under the hair above
his right temple Turning, he discov-
cred that he had been thrown over the
fence into a field of Understanding
grain, which had broken his fall. His
head must have struck the fence in
passing
He got to his feet At first he was
bothered by dizziness, but that soon
disappeared.
Climbing the fence, he saw that the
car had turned over on one side. At
glance there were no evidences of
superficial damage, but it would take
a team of horses and some time to
right it anu get it back into the road.
The lamps had been eXtinguished.
In the ditch near the car lay Arims
One of his legs was bent under him
horribly. Orme hurried over to him.
The Japanese was conscious. His
beady eyes glittered wetly in the star
light, but he said no word, gave no
groan, made no show of pain. What
ever he may have suffered, he en-
dured with the stoicism that is ira
ditional in his race.
Much hurt?" asked Orme, bend
ing over him.
my leg is broke" Arima spoke I'M
emotionally.
Orme considered. "Tll send you
help" he said, at last. Lie quiet for
a little while, and you will be looked
after"
He rose, smoothed out his clothing,
and pulled himself together. 1t was
not part of his program to let whom
ever he might meet know that he him.
Golf had baen concerned in the wreck
In a moment he returned to Arima.
"'Tll have to have those papers," he
said
Silently the Japanese reached with
in his coat and drew out the papers.
He held them for Orme to take.
"You have me beat" he said. Spirit
told me l must fail"
A picture of the scene in Madam
Alias rooms came to Orme; the dark
ness broken only by a pinpoint of
gaslight; the floating, ghostly forms;
the circle of awed believers, with the
two japanese, intent as children.
The mediums work for him had
not ended when she helped him to es-
cape. Mentally he redoubled his
thanks to her, for she had so impress
ed the fatalistic mind of Arima that
he gave the papers over without ma
king necessary a final struggle.
BY the size and shape of the papers
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the turnpike like some flying bird Of
night. Orme glanced back over the
way they had come. A soft electric
glow in the sky told where Evanston
lay, several miles to the east. Far
to the south a greater glow showed
the position of Chicago.
Pulling himself erect, Orme leaned
forward. 1t seemed as though Arima
must hear him breathe. Slowly he
advanced his arm. Then, darling
swiftly, he threw it around Arimas
neck and drew backwards with jerk.
The Japanese was taken completely
unawares. Uttering a strangled
cry, he let go of the steering
wheel and clutched at the choking
arm that held him. he could not break
the grip.
Meanwhile Orme reached for the
steering wheel with his free arm. But
Arima, kicking frantically, struck the
wheel with his foot, just es Orme was
about to seize it, The car turned
sharply to one side. Into the ditch
it plunged.
AS the fore wheels dropped into the
depression, the body of the car rose
in the air. Orme, still clinging to
Arima, shot forward. He was cen
scious, in that fraction of a second,
that he must release his hold, or Ar
ima's neck would be broken; SO he
unbent his arm
The earth arose and something
struck him heavily. He saw a frna-
ment of brilliant stars. Then all was
black.
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10 &c CONTINUED.l
Agreeable Change.

YES" said the meek little man at
the quick-lunch counter, IL take my
meals at a restaurant every chance l
get"
Prefer restaurant cooking to the
home brandt" asked the big fellow ON
the adjoining stool.
No; can't say that / do" replied
the meek little man. But can give
orders at a restaurant. Modern So
ciety
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Eiftx-seven Varieties.

there are microbes in one kiss
Exploded between lad and lass.
Then tell US, please. what is there on
A half-Washed Ice cream soda Rla&sf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-04-05

Nippon beauty is worship by the
humblest workman
1T happened that the letter had
been written by a Chinese spy, and
it contained a report concerning our
Notifications. Now there is in Nip
pom very secret service. 1t is not
responsible to the government. 1t is
compose of mobiles who for many and
many generation have bound them
service which the government itself
might be too embarrassed to under
take. If they are oblige to use ex-
IRENE measures, and are arrested be-
cause of what they have done, they
calmly accept the punishment of the
law without explaining their actions.
Sons of noble houses have been exc
cuted for assassinating secret enc
mics of Nippon, and they have met
this fate as their oath demanded.
Members of this secret service
knew about this letter of the Chinese
spy. They knew, also, that it had
been lost, and before long they
ledIuSu That hludSd udu PIChSu II uP'
How they learned all this does not
matter But they also knew that the
relations between Nippon and China
at the time were of such strain that
their government, not wishing to give
cause of war, would hesitate to pun
ish the Chinese spy.
In the meantime Kimaga had be-
come so enamor of the letter that
he could not bear to let it go out OF
his possession. When he was alone
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

John A. Clark. Plaintiff, VS.. A. H..
Donnally, and others, Defendants
In chancery.
In the Circuit Court OF Marion county,
West Virginia. 's
To A. II. Donnally. r. F. Hartley, trus.
tee, w. D. Cornwell,3 trustee. First
National Bank Of Fairmont. cor.
poration, Charles Z. Marley, H. p.
Gilmore, T. A. Deveny, George LII.
ly, Sam r. Hite. John F. Phillips,
Sam r. Nuzum, Mary A. Nicholson,
Administrative Of W. II. Nicholson,
Jr.. deceased; Geo. E. Amos, L.. p.
Amos and S. ]. Snyder. partners un.
der the firm name of Geo. E. Amos
& Co., Farmers and Merchants
Bank OF Amos. q corporation, and
John A. Clark: z:
You and each of you will take no.
tlce that In; pursuance Ola decree OF
said Circuit Court, entered on the 9th
day of5June, 1911, III the above sstyled
chancery cause, wherein you are the
parties plaintiff and defendant have
fixed upon MONDAY. THE 25th DAY
OF SEPTEMBER, 4 1911, rs the time
and my office IN q Fairmont Trust
Building, Fairmont. Marion county,
West Virginia, as the place for begin.
ming the discharge Of ray duties under
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
Epictetus.

Perhaps You have never heard OF
Epictetus and perhaps you have. Epic
tetus wasn't corn cure, breakfast
food. a vaudeville jugslerl or grand
opera singer. Epictetus was fam.
GUS Stole philosopher and was a ma.
tive OF Hlerapolis In Phrygla. He
died In 13S A. D. which you must al.
low. was some time ago. even few
years before Mr.. Bryan began running
for president. He taught n high
ideal of life and nothing peevcd him.
He remained cheerful even under the
most adverse circumstances. When
somebody stepped on the narrative
OF his flowing toys, ripping out back
breadth and leaving him at the mer-
cy of the Phrygian blizzard, he smil.
ed and muttered that 1t might be n
whole lot worse. There WASH. any
sort of language that would make
him angry and the Fates could not
cook any sort Of ornery scheme that
upset his tranquility in the slightest
degree. Epictetus was there with
his fingers crossed twenty.four hours
OF the day and when an untoward
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
DIED IN CALIFORNIA,

Mrs. Esther Stewart Moore died on
September 11th, 1911 at Ocean Beach,
near San Diego. California. where she
has lived for four years.
Her illness, which ut first appeared
TO be rheumatism, was OF several
months duration. and with all her
hopefulness. and all the medical aid
she had proved fatal.
Mrs. Moore was the second daugh.
ter OF Mr.. and Mrs. John n. Stewart,
and was born In. Fairmont, April %,
1871. having lived here until March,
1861, when her family removed to
Bloomington. Illinois. She was mar.
ried to Mr.. Enoch j. Moore on Octo.
Der 1, 1861, and to them were born
three daughters. and two sons, one
being dead. Her husband died In
1884 and her remains will be brought
to Bloomington and laid beside him
and the son. Her daughters were
with her, and all that affection and
devotion could do to stay "fell de
stroyed" was done.
Dearest mother thou hast left us,
And thy loss We deeply feel: X
But It's God who hath bereft us,
He can all our sorrow heal" lsi-3
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FRENCH HOOD,
n. r----l
NOTICE TO LIEN HOLDERS.

To all persons holding liens by judg.
mcnt or otherwise, on the real es'
" state, Or any part thereof. OF A. II.
Donnally:
In pursuance OF a decree of the
Circuit Court OF Marion county. West
Virginia, made in cause therein
pending. wherein John A. Clark is
plaintiff and A. II. Donnally and 9th.
ers are defendants, TO subject the real
estate OF said A. H. Donnally to the
satisfaction of the liens thereon, You
are required to present all claims
held by YOU and each of you against
the said A. Fl. Donnally. which are
liens on his real estate or any part
OF 1t, for adjudication. to me, at my Of
flee. Fairmonth Trust Building. in the
City of Fairmont. in said Marion
county. on or before the 25th day OF
September. 1911.
Given under my hand this 31st da;'
of August, 1911.
JAMES A. MEREDITH,
Commissioner In Chancery of the
Circuit Court, Marion county.
ScptS 1G, 20.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

There is more Catarrh in this sec.
ton of the country than alLother dis.
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposeJNo be incura.
BILE. For great MANI years doctors
pronounced 1t locaIliscase and pre-.
scrihed local remdics. and by con.
stantly failing to chre with local treat.
ment, pronounccIit incurable. Science
has proven catfrrh to be a constitu.
tional disease /and therefore requires
constltutionaY treatment. Halls Ca.
tarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Chehey@ Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the
only constitutional cure on the market
IT Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops TO n teaspoonful. 1t acts direct.
ly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. They offer one hun.
drcd dollars for any case It fails to
cure: Send for circulars and testl.
monials.
Address: F. J. cIIENEY& CO., To.
ledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family PILLS for constl.
patton. So
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said decree OF reference, an abstract
OF which decree is as follows:
at Is adjudged. ordered and dc.
creed that this cause be and the same
Is hereby referred to James A. Mere.
dith, one OF the commissioners In
chancery of this court, who shall:
First: Ascertain. state ana reporl
all OF the real estate owned by the
said A. II. Donnally, where situate, its
description and the quantity and val.
10 thereof.
"secondSThe liens upon said real
estate. by;S.whom held. their respec.
tive amounts and prioritics.
Third Whether said real estate
Will In five years rent for sufficient
amount to pay off and discharge the
said liens and the costs of this suit.
And ~
Fourth: Such other matters as are
pertinent"
Fifth: Said commissioner before
proceeding TO execute this reference
shall publish the notice 10 lien hold.
ers as required by Section Z OF Chan.
ter 139 of the Code Of West Virginia.
and report his ctsrhereunder to the
next term Of this court.
At which time and place you are re.
quired to attend and protect your in.
Given under my hand this 3lst day
Of August, 1911.
JAMES A. MEREDITH,
Commissioner In Cbnncnrv Il
Sept. PA wks.
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event approached his vicinity, he
laughed so loudly that he showed all
his crown and bridge work and scar
ed the event away.
He was the original cheer.up apps.
tie, was Epictetus. He didn't care a
tlnker's darn whether school kept or
not and he lived so long that the all.
thorities thought for awhile they
would have TO shoot him on the judge
ment day so that he would be able
to join the great line OF Stoics who
had gone before.
They never dared to let Epictetus
go to musical comedy. for he would
laugh SO loudly that he would break
up the show and anybody who can
laugh at musical comedy, 1t must
be admitted. is some optimist. They
had to keep all the patent medicine
almanacs away from him for fear
that he would laugh himself to death
and 1t Is n very lucky thing for Epic
tetus that Joe Miller and Ellis Parker
Butler came along several centuries
after his time.
They couldn't rattle Epictetus In
the slightest degree. He could tink-
err up laugh out of anything, but. It
must always be remembered, fair
reader, that Epictetus lived away
back in the first century. We have
often wondered what would happen
to Epictetus and his philosophy II he
lived today and his wife would come
to him about fire minutes before train
time and ask him to hook IN about
37G of those cute little hooks and eyes
concealed in the lace on the back OF
her dress. What would Epictetus do
II he should find that his wife had
loaned his razor to the Ladies' Aid
society for the purpose of slicing ham
for ham sandwiches to be sold Mt the
church supper? What would he do
If his next door neighbor borrowed
his lawnmower the first of May and
returned 1t the first Of October. What
would he do If he lived next door to
talking machine iiend or If the
nelghbor. next door kept chickens
that dug up his flower beds, or II
some insane galoot should get the
wrong number and call him out OF
bed by telephone at o'clock in the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
A noTRE DAME .ADy's APPEAL

To all knowing sufferers og rhcuma'
tism, whether muscular Of OF the
joints. sciaticn, lumbagos/ backache
pains In the kidneys or neuralgia pains,
to write to her for a home treatment
which has repeatedly cufed all oEthese
fortunes. She feels 1t Eerl duty to send
it to all sufferers FREE. You cure
yourself at home gs thousands will
tcstlfy-no clsnce /of climate being
necessary. TINS simple discovery
banished uric MA from the blood
loosens the stlffened joints, purifies
the blood. and brightens the eyes, Civ.
ing elasticity and tone to the whole
system. II the above interests you
for proof address Mrs. ". Summers
Box r, Notre Dame, Ind.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

After n brief stay at his country
estate near Cos Cob, Ct, Ernest A.
Thompson Setan. chief scout OF the
Boy Scouts Of America. and author of
Rolf In the Woods, Just from the press
Is making a two week trip in the
West In connection with his work in
the Scout movement. ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
ARE YOU SHORT FIVE cEN7s9

Harry r. Cole, during Fair week,
got out an advertising card that went
well with the boys about town. Mr..
Cole had n card printed with the
words printed on It, let me have n
NicckIe" and when the money was
handed over by the one approached
which was almost Invariably done, the
party with the card gave the gener.
GUS one n card on which purported to
make him a member of the "Fish
Club. Then TO get the nickel back
as the card explained was to pass It
on to the next person met. A good
many nickels changed hands during
the week. Mr.. Cole had his business
card printed on the reverse side OF
the card.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

The Earl ofsYarmouth, since Ills
recent bankruptcy, has been forced
to lead the really simple life. He; Is
now living with a family named sTeBb
at swanage, near B ournemonth, In
Hampshire, and freqlently helps them
~ doing cooking and general house
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
ADMINISTRATORS SALE STOCK
i! CERTIFICATES.

NOTICE is HEREBY GiVENtTHAT
! WILL OFFER FOR SALE AT PUB.
Lie AUCTION AT THE FRONT
DOOR OF THE COURT HOUSE OF
MARION COUNTY, AT 2 O'CLOCK
P. M. ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER
% THE FOLLOWING DESCRIBED
PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE
LATE j.. P. ASHcRAFT:
1920 SHARES OF THE CAPITAL
STOCK OF THE POINT MOUNTAIN
COAL AND LUMBER COMPANY,
PAR VALUE Sto0 PER ACRE.
r. M. ASHcRAFT, ADMIR-. j. p.
AsHcRAFT, DECEASED.
Aug. 2S.End Sept 90.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16
A Memory Of Summer.

A Memory Of Summer.
The summer seasons surely DER,
Although Ills most beyond belief.
This gladstone cry We hear no more
Down at the pond:,
"Chaw Beef!
Chaw Beef! !"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

on Sunday august 20, local of
1he American Federation of Musicians
was organized at Eairmont. The To-
SsalHWlll have Jurisdiction over Fair
mont, clarksburs, Norsantown, Graf.
!. ton, Mannlnston and Intermediate
points. Get M fet all musicians
get together for MUTUAL BENEFIT
land PROTECTION. For further In.
formation address,
e 81 r. c. tMUHLEMAN, Sec.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

Ad.readers pecome home.o wnera as
a matters of course for hey GET IN
sTERESTED 81 IN THE L PROPERTY
iPRoPos ITloN IN THIS CITY, and
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

Photographer-What makes you
wear such woe.begon expression?
Subject-My wife's away, want to
send one TO her!-Puck.
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TO WHOM 1T MAY coNcERN:

H :
Notice is hereby given that the un.
dersigned, French Hood, OF the City
OF Fairmont. Marion County, West
Virginia, who is at present confined In
the county jail of said County pur.
suant to sentence of twelve months
to be by him therein served. imposed
on him by the Circuit Court of said
County at the June Term, 1911, there.
of, on an indictment and conviction
of larceny, said judgment being pro-
nounced on June 10th. 1911.
WILL APPLY. BY petition, 10 HIS
EXCELLENCY. THE GOVERNOR OF
THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA,
for remission of said Jail sentence
so imposed on him as aforesaid, ms
soon hereafter the matter can be
heard according to law and the rules
in force governing applications Of this
character.
FRENCH HOOD,
BY Counsel.
A. S. FLEMING. Counsel.
Dated September Sth, 1911.
Sept. GIG
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

DO cigarettes annoy you, Miss
Kean?"
mot at all. It's the fellows who
smoke them that cant stand for
Toledo Blade.
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40 c;oorottos annoy vor Mics
Koon,-
"Not At all. ,,.s tho follows who
,,,o,.o .,'a,, a., onn,t go, 1.,"
' s..sn "p"e n". inahes y't
"S s,t,i sa.H "oI,p.so. eApressloh
suD5ees My M,'e away want 70
IN :
she is very proud OF her ances'
'ots' Areh I you proud OF yours Z?
do'l aare 10 pc; 100 many OF
thelh are awe yet.f-Houston Post.
seedy Visitor--Do you have many
wrecks about here, boatman?
Boatman-Not very many. sir.
You're the first I've seen this seas.
on.-TitBits.
-----
perfected an airship."
And when you awoke?"
81 was out on the Notwithstanding.
ton Herald.
"What n matchmaker that woman
"Yes hut sbo comas Inv - ,o,o,,,,
| understand hcr f,ther w,s Nc
moter."-De,roit Free proc. o
$50
Billion (angrIly)-You osk for moth.
ing but dres, dress, dressi
Mrs. Billion (indignantlv,IJernv MI
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

"She is very proud OF her ances.
tors. Aren't you proud OF yours?''
81 don't dare to be; too many of
them are alive yet.'-Houston Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

seedy Visitor-Do you have many
wrecks about here, boatman?
Boatman-Not very many. sir.
You're the first I've seen this seas.
on.-Tit.Bits.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

Il dreamed last night that had
perfected an airship."
And when You awoke?"
Il was out on the floor. Washing.
ton Herald.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

What matchmaker that woman
is to be sure"
Yes. but she comes by 1t honestly.
| understand her father was a pro.
moter."-Detroit Free Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

Billion (angrlly)-You ask for moth.
ing but dres. dress, dress!
Mrs. Billion dndignantly)Herny Bill
ton. do not! asked you only last
week for n new handbag.-Judge.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

He-And did You suffer when you
had appendicitis?
She suffer? ] thought should new
or live to tell the tale.
ie-Ah. that must have been sun.
ering. Observation-Disclosures Record,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-09-16

King Richard III. had offered his
Kingdom for 4 horse.
Ha1 acclaimed Richmond. "Ill
have to 90 and nag him little"
Grasping a property sword, he rush
ell TO the Chicago Tribune.