Gilpin observer., 1911-10-26
OBSERVATIONS

Ananias must have been the head
of the weather bureau of his day.
No man without RS in his name is
eligible to residence in Oyster Bay.
The Seismograph can record cy-
clone 5000 miles away, which may be
why we know when Roosevelt is
coming.
Our first president was not a con-
servationalist. He made his reputa-
ton by cutting, down. a tree.
Vice President Sherman says he
will rteire from public life. Did any
one know he hadn't?
A few of these American heirshirs
seem to be in need of an European
equalibrator.
The microbe that turks in kisses
ere easy to locate. but impossible, to
exterminate.
The aviator seems to be about the
only person who can make solid
reputation on air.
We could be prosperous without
money if we didn't know we didn't
have it.
Clothes makes the man, so tbs said
but many a man has been undone
by his wife's dressmaking bill
Take your time in doing things, if
you wish-but don't take someone
else's.
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plumber. His job will be to keep her
pipes in repair.
A grand opera singer says that
grand opera in English is impossible.
Some other kinds are nearly SO.
When you see man with a string
on his finger to remind him of some
thing, you can be certain that he is
tied.
Mans confidence in himself is ex-
pressed in the good resolutions he
makes.
The sun shines for all-it is your
own fault if cloudy countenance
keeps it's rays from reaching the
cookies of your heart.
Love costs little and pays big divi-
dends.
The ship of state now carries a
wireless.
A japanese admiral on recent
visit told the war scare Togo to.
A healthy man is too busy enjoy
ing himself to bother about his liver.
The phonetic spelling movement
seems to have been spelled off.
Down in Central America they have
revolutions instead of presidential
elections-and find it cheaper.
Opportunity is sometimes delicate
thing. Don't land on it SO hard that
you crush the life out of it.
The hobble skirt was originally
made fer a joke. 1t is getting to be
chestnut now.
This is the day especially set aside
for doing that kind deed you have
been putting off so long.
Courtesy is hard to cultivate. 1t is
something that has to be in a mans
nature to be healthy.
The fast boys are the ones who
arrive at their journeys end the
quickest.
If there is anything that makes a
man mad, it is to live to be 80 and
then die of whooping cough.
Girls, when a persistent sweetheart
lays siege to your heart, get your
arms ready for action.
A St. Louis woman had man ar
rested for kissing her. Nothing like
advertising.
Just about the time young man
gets SO he can do what he pleases he
goes off and gets married.
Even when congress is in session
th:re are those who believe our for
eign Missions are as important as our
home ones.
The New York police have arrest
ed a cosmotherapist. We preusme he
was charged with committing grand
larceny on the alphabet
An eminent Paris physician says
gout comes from thinking tco much.
The disease will never become cpl
demic.
A Chicago minister says he doesn't
care whether he ever sees ball
game again or not. He ought to move
to Nevadaville.
A New York physician says chew
ing tobacco will ward off typhoid few
er. Typhoid fever is more dangerous
than we thought 1t was.
Air lines will soon be advertising
quick trips from Chicago to New
York. 1t will then be possible to go
from bad to worse very rapidly.
A poet was recently pensioned in
Ireland. There are a few more that
we would be pleased to see placed
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