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Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15
Which Nobody Can Deny

The bartender-All smiles.
The auctioneer-Morbid and forbidding.
The bridge fiend-Wistfui.
The waiter-Tipsy.
The lumberman--Bored.
The glazier-With a panied expression.
The NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The bucketshop manageable.
The bride-Well groomed
The police court judge-Fine.
The night watchman-Mournful.
The poker player-Winsome
The paper hanger--Wall-eyed.
The carpenter-Chipper. You never saw
one plain.
The aviator-Looks down on us.-Lippin-
colts.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15
MONDAY,
May ID, 1911.

Name and ddress. School Year
Edwin st.......... ........soi
William Anderson, 1886 Chicago
donald
Beatrice Buner 17ls cs
Ralph Benedict SIS South Thrtyhfth
Jennie Blumenthal 2sO2 Cunning
s sSr'nsTd sSS Lake st. Howard Kennedy lssS
GOde t....... Comenu
Arthur s.......... Walnut Hin 1895
Harry Dowd 2423 Templeon
William Duker jr, AIS North Saunders
Joseph Djasumu.
Carolina Forbes 1911 .Lohop
Anna Greenbers 1899 North Nineteenth Keom 1891
Norris qruensteln 2s21 Dewey
Mary Goldberg .......isss
Harry Goldman 1919 North Nineteenth
Elizabeth Hoevath, 34oS St. Joseph 1909
Hemer Hanson 1890 Ogden
Phns israel st............. Keom
Grace Klug 179 Fort
Helen Pacific
Meyer 912t Charles
Philip Lincoln, ASA Rees
MAY
Esther Lindboom, COZ North Fortyhrst Saunders
Molly Levine 1924 Locust LohOp .1sss
Thomas Lynch 1914 North Twenty-seventh
Gladys 1898
Archie Mcbride Mason 1893
Alfred Mayor 500 Georgia Ave Park
Helen 1927 North Twenyfourth
Sophia Macha 2464 South Fifth
Hman Markovi 25 Burdet ......1so4
Fern Mccoy
Carl Nelson 1908 South
Frances NJ Nelson 14s1 South Fifteenth
Beatrice Olmsead 1924 North Twentyeghth
Olga Saunders 1902
waiter H. peterson 26o4 Bristol Lohop 1898
Castelar, 1SO4
Nlurte M Pickett 1920 South Twelfth
Lester Raker 41es Cas ST. Saunders 1901
Herbert Ring, S1O6 Half Cass Webster 1903
Marie
Heulah South Sixteenth
Helen stodoina 2217 South Twentyeghth
.1sss
Sitting 4244
Spencer, Sixteenth Cas- 1891
vorna Thomson 87 South Twenty-third st. Mason 1901
Ina N Thompson 1455 Phelps s......
Thirtysxth
1890 Parker Franklin 1901
Sherman isse
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15
Mother Couldn't DO II.

A little girl. sitting beside her mother in
New York theater caused many amused
glances by her frequent bursts of comment
and laughter. For time her mother I'M
willing to be the center Of attraction, sue
ceeded in holding the irrepressible in
check But when a Japanese troupe, In
pink fleshings, came on, the twinkling legs
OF a recumbent Jap, tossing a barrel in
dizzy revolutions proved too much.
Look, mother" piped the shrill treble
you could do that, too. II you wanted
too; couldn't you7"-Lippincotts
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

velop a selfish and unavoidable man or
woman because the value OF being real az
all times is destroyed. Children who cor
rect their parents, men who scatter their
clothes about their room, women who
come TO the table with tawsled hair, all
these are on the list Of the impohts, no
matter how polished their manner may be
In public.
The thoroughbred Is Involuntary thought
full with him 1t Is subconsciousnsss. second
nature His manners are as much a part
of him as his right eye or his left arm
and he is mannerly not because convention
demands II. but because he can't help IL.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15
Nubs of knowledge

st Paul, the apostle. was shipwreeked
in the year So.
Sandy Hook lighthouse was first lighted
on June Is, 1854
First school in Newark, N. j.. was estab-
lished in 1876
Harps were familiar to the Hebrews in
the time OF Moses and were played a.
early as 1000 b. c., by the Egyptians, who
attained great perfection in their construc-
ton.
During 1893 more deaths occurred In the
month Of March in the United states than
any other month The victims numbered
70.O03' March as a rule has the largest
mortality and June the lowest.
Gold was discovered In California In 1877.
Almost Immediately upon his arrival In the
West Indies in 1899 Columbus received
from the natives pieces Of gold in exchange
for hawks bells. and from that year until
1900 the annual exports OF the yellow metal
from America 10 Europe amounted 20
nearly $4,000. This most precious OF met
ais is mentioned in the Oldest records OF
tho human race.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

The old friends had had three days to-
gether.
you have a pretty place here. John"
remarked the guest on the morning Of bis
departure. But It looks a bit bare yet"
oh that's because the trees are so
young" answered the host comfortably. II
hope they'll have grown to a good size
before you come again. "--Lippincott's
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

recovered. But as for the American money.
1t will never come back"
Think Of the Joy Of renting the most
desirable window to view the parade. TAX
ing It away from the Londoner," grinned
the Chair Warmer.
Yep. the 10Y and the pane" answered
the Hotel Lobbyist.
Copyright, 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

not broadminded. You are mixed-mlnded.
You are longing for love and playing with
fire. You are taking the signs and sym
bois Of love and deliberately pretending
that they stand for friendship. But they
do NOT
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15
A LittIe KnouIeare.

DR.. Marcus Herr Of Berlin is credited
with saying TO a patient who read medioak
books diligently in order 20 prescribe fog
himself: BE careful. my friend. some ma
day you'n die Of a misprint. Buffalo Cons
mercial.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

young woman OF Toledo, O.. was
asked by friend as TO the likeableness
OF a young chap who for some time nsd.
been paving devoted attention 10 the young
woman in question
oh replied the fair one care'ass,y.
William is a nee enough fellow. but he
talks shop too much"
"How's that va Tire rsxt auss i'm.
Il thought he was a street-ear Conductor"
80 he is" returned the other; and he's
continually saying 81, up elossrt Judge.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

amounted to 4s1,771 cases; in 1910 to 254, Isl
cases. Here is a decrease of 227, O2O cases,
which at the wholesale price of sos per case
would represent a loss Of S6256,5eO worth of
business.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15
No One Lost.

Are you perfectly sure no one has ever
been lost here?" asked one of the ladies.
anxiously as they hesitated before the
frail and rickety Sand Bar ferryboat
mo, missus;" replied the ferryman, mo
one amt never been los here, Marse
Jake Bristow don got spilled out but dey
found i'm agin mex dsy."-Lppincott's
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

Beer was discovered by the Egyptians
Heredotus, writing $50 B. c., stated that
barley was the principal ingredient used
by those sncients In brewing the beverage.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-05-15

Mrs. Crabshaw-My dear, you won't
know me when | get my new hat.
Crabshaw-I don't suppose l will. II it's
one OF those eontrapions that come down
over your ears
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
CURED HER BABY OF ECZEMA

II can't tell in words how happy the
word 'Cuticura' sounds to me, for 1t
cured my baby of itching, torturing
eczema. 1t first came when she was
between three and four weeks old,
Appearing on her head. I used every
thing imaginable and had one doc
tors bill after another, but nothing
cured it. Then the eczema broke out
80 badly behind her ear that l really
thought her ear would come off. For
months l doctored it but to no avail.
Then it began at her nose and her
eyes were nothing but sores. had to
Keep her in dark room for two
weeks. The doctor did no good, so
stopped him coming.
For about two weeks had used
Cuticura Soap for her every day,
then got box Of Cuticura Ointment
and began to use that. In week
there was a marked improvement. In
I'LL l used two cakes of Cuticura Soap
and one box of Cuticura Ointment and
my baby was cured of the sores. This
was last November; now her hair is
growing out nicely and she has not a
scar on her. I can not praise Cuti-
cura enough, can take my child any
where and people are amazed to see
her without sore. From the time
she was four weeks old until she was
three years she was never without the
terrible eruption, but now, thanks to
Cuticura, l have we'll child" (Sign-
ed) Mrs. H. E. Householder, 20O4 Will
helm ST.. Baltimore, Md, May 10. 1910.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Time for Stiffness.

Mrs. Mac Lachlan was kind to her
American hoarder, but she did not pro
pose to allow her to overstep the linn
it's of boarder's privileges, and she
made it very clear.
One Sunday the boarder returning
from n walk. found the windows of her
room, which she had left wide open.
tightly closed.
oh. Mrs. MacLachlan. dom,
like my room to get stuffy." she said
when she went downstairs again. Il
like plenty of fresh air"
Your room will ma get stuffy in
one day." said her landlady firmly.
I" Twas never our custom, miss, to hae
fresh air rooshin' about the house Oh
the Sawbath Youths Companion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
SAN FRANCISCO FAIR
BILL is DULY SIGNED.
California People Present in
Force When Taft Affixes
His Name.

Washington. Feb. l5.-President Taft
today signed the bill designating San
Francisco as the city In which will be
held in 1915 the exposition Signalling
the opening of the Panama canal
With a gold pen made of metal
mined in California and in the pres
ence of the two United States sena-
tors and Il number of the representa-
tives from that state. the president at
tacfed his signature TO the engrossed
bin.
Mr.. Taft presented the pen to one of
the members of the party and 1t will
he placed on exhibition at the EXPOSE
ton.
President Taft today appointed Lieu
tenant Colonel John Hull, son of Rep
resentative Hull, to be judge advocate
with the rank of colonel. He will be an
assistant to the judge advocate gem
eral.
Cardinal Gibbons was today appoint
ed by President Taft to be a member
uf the board of Indian commissioners
In place of the late Archbishop Ryan.
The president today nominated Will
liam N. Coursler to be postmaster at
4Odebolt la.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
has an ola Relic of Washington.

One OF the most interesting relics of
George Washington is owned by the
city OF 'aiem. 1t is a medallion in
wood. carved after sketch from life.
The same artist executed both
sketch and carving, which gives the
relic added value. lie was Samuel Nc
lnlire. native genius with gift for
poftraiture He studied Washington
when the father OF his country visited
Salem on his tour OF the east, and
made the medallion shortly afterward,
to adorn the arch over the west en-
trance of Washington square, Salem.
Here the etligy remained from 1907
until 1880, when the arch was taken
down to give place TO an iron fence,
still in use.
This Washington relic is kept in the
fireproof room at the Essex institute,
Salem, whore il is frequently studied
by artists and others as AN odd and
striking likeness of the great Ameri-
can whom no two artists pictured
alike. Boston Globe.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Not for Mortal UNDERSTANDING.

What fond mother has not, al aa,ne
time, said Ny child, you are much
too young to ever understand; you viii
find cut when You get olderall you
wish 10 know kill be explained" And
the reason, for some one tc explain
are we still 30 young? Perhaps we
are, and again, perhaps we are not
are, and again. perhaps we arc not
perhaps it never shall be explained to
rs; there are things wrapped in voice
less mystery
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
How Pat Proved II.

An Irishman was once serving in a
regiment in India. Not liking the
climate. Pat tried TO evolve a trick by
which he could Get home. Accordingly
he went to the doctor and told him
his eyesight was bad. The doctor
looked at him for a while and then
said:
"How can you prove to me that
vour eyesight is bad?"
Pat looked about the room and at
asst said: We'll, doctor, do ye see
hat nail on the wall?'
Yes" replied the doctor.
We'll, then" replied Pat, Il can't !"
Chicago Tribune.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
His Wish Gratified.

NJ. Jean ROBBIE, the celebrated Bel
gian artist, died at Brussels the other
week aged 80. He was the son Of a
blacksmith who worked at his fathers
forge early in life, and afterwards de-
veloped taste for painting. NJ Robie
was also famous as a horticulturist,
ana was an authority on roses. He
used to say: Il want to die among my
roses" and his wish was fulfilled.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Runs on the Bank of England.

Runs on the Bank of England.
Even the Bank OF England has not
been entirely free from runs nor from
the necessity of saving itself by
strategy. In 1745, for instance, it was
forced to employ agents to present
notes. which were paid as slowly as
possible in sixpences, the cash being
Immediately brought in by another
door and paid in again, while anxious
holders of notes vainly tried to Sc
cure attention. In 1925, too, only the
accidental discovery of 100000 81
notes saved the bank from stopping
payment.-London Chronicle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
The chief Need.

A pale, intellectual-looking chap,
wearing eyeglasses and unshorn hair.
visited Tom volk, the athletic in.
structor, not long ago and asked ques-
tons until the diplomatic athlete final
ly became weary.
"If take boxing and wrestling les
soma from you, will it require any par.
ticular application ?" he asked.
No." answered Volk, "but little
arnica will come in handy" Glove
land Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
His Labor.savinq Device.

81 have discovered a great labor
saving device"
q always said you were genius.
What is it?" I
Pm going to marry Miss Bullion
the heiress."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
DIES MONIES COMPANY
OFFERS 95-CENT GAS

Des Moincs. Ia, Feb. l5.-The gas
company today refused TO negotiate
with the city for gas at % cents pei
1000. but Offered to furnish gas at 95
cents for five years and 10 dismiss the
injunction suit in the federal court, ask
ing that the city be cnjoincd from en-
forcing gas at the 90-cent rate. No
agreement was reached
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
MINERS, PRESIDENT HoNoREp.

Oskaioosa. Ia Feb. 15-Whte day
Was celebrated in Oscaloosa in honor of
John p. White. newly elected president
of the National Mine Workers of Amer
lea Special trains accommodated the
miners. a program was held yesterday
afternoon, and Edwin Poorly, intern;-
tional secretary treasurer of the Unit
ed Mine Workers of America; w. III.
Rodgers. of Ottumwa and j. Fl. Will
liams. of Oskaloosa gave addresses
John p. White responded. The opera
tors of district No. 1876 presented Pres
idcnt White With Il gold mounted
meerschaum pipe as a token of their
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
A Modern Family.

where is the COOKE"
She in the kitchen preparing sup
per for the DOCTORS wife, dinner for
the doctor and breakfast for the stu
dents ;" Fligende Blaetter
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

His Wife John do you remember
what took place just three sears ago
.oday?
Her Husband What, Is this our
Wedding anniversary?
His Wife N-no. Three years ago
today you bought me new hat
Harper's Bazaar.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
srsE sz...rsN,s Enor.EaSE

the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
shoes. II makes your feet feel easy and com
iortah,e and naltes walking delight sold
every where 25c Retnse ga6siifntes For free trial
pnciia ge address Allen S Olmstead, LeRoy, n. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Ask %our druggist for "Ransom's Fam
NJ Receipt Book l9ll,'' free. 1t contains
so fine cooking receipts. Ii not oltanable.
write ID. Ransom, Son & Co. Buffalo, Y
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

In the fulfillment Of duty we have a
sense of blessedness, even in hours of
WEAKNESS and simple endurance
Taylor.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Let US make the best of our friends
while we have them, for how long we
shall keep them is uncertain.--S
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
.HOKUF DEFEATS MATTs0N
I'M TWO STRAIGHT FALLS

Sibley. ls,,. Feb. l5.-"Big Bill lIo.
kuf defeated can Mattson. OF Mime
apolis here last night in straight falls
taking the first in 1920 and the sec
ond i'm 15:30. Madison also lost to
night
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Constipation causes many serious dis
eases. 1t is thoroughly cured by DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One laxative,
three for cathartic.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
a Sad Face.

He What sweet. sad face she has.
She Tin a huff Enough to make
any one sad to have such face as
that.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
JAKE BARADA GETS
DECISION OVER KELLY

ST Louis. Mo, Feb. 15.-Jake Barada,
of st. Joseph. was last night awarded
the decision over Leo Kelly, of ST.
Louis. in 15-round bout in which Ba-
rada had all the better of it, The vica
tor had Kelly almost laid out in tho
sixth. The men are lightweights.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Many people have receding gums. Rub
Hamlins Wizard Oil on gums and stop the
decay; chase the disease germs with q
mouth wash Of few drops to a spoonful
of water.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Always Worrvino.

The late John II. Barker of Mich
igan City who left fortune of over
S2o,0o0,oo0 TO his 14-yearold daughter,
was strongly opposed to speculation.
do not speculate" MIR. Barker once
said in an address to young men
Spectators stand ON shai.y ground
They know no peace"
Mr. Barker smiled.
In fact" he said. "a Spectator is
always worrying about the money
market. while his wife is always wor-
rying about the market money"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

A good way 10 keep woll is to take Gar
field tea frequently. IT insures good health.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

se Garfield Tea, Made Of Herbs, ii
:, e, pleasant and hcalthgiving.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Happiness grows at our own fire.
vide and is not to be picked in stran-
gers gardens-Douglas Jerrold.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
klLBANE WHIPS
CHICAGO JACK WHITE

Columbus, Ohio. Feb. 1o.-Johnny
Kilbane, of Cleveland, won the decision
last night over Jack White. of Chicago.
in a 12-round boxing bout.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

very hear OF a pearl being found in
eairch fair oyster?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Perhaps Mohammed went TO the
mountain because it was cheaper than
spending his vacation at the seashore.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE DROMO QGININE. Look fvs
the signature Of u. w. GROVE. Used tho World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
bal Boston.

Mrs. Beans-How rapidly Emerson
grows!
Mrs. Cod-Yes; he will be in short
specs very soon.-Harper's Bazaar.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

The brotherhood of man does mean
Better wages. but it also means bet
ter work.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Garfield Tea has brought good health to
thousands! Unequaled for constipation.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Many men enjoy dry smoke. Why
not dry drink?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Reforms come slowly because ~ an
would rather WELD the AZ than bear
the knife.
Cause ENOUGH.

Drink Garfield Tea at night! It insures
normal action of liver, kidneys and bowels.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Policy.

FO1ICy.
He-Darling, would die for you!
She Dearest, do you carry much.
insurance?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
AS a Reninder,

The very best advice: take Garfield Tea
whenever a laxative is needed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Too often sermons have too much
length and too little depth.-Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Garfield Tea purifies the blood and Grad
Gates rheumatism. 1t is made Of Herbs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Great Home Eyo Remedy,

ior all diseases of the eve, quick relief
from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. Ali
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Some tombstone Inscriptions are too
good to be true.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
OFFERS $4,000 FOR
GOTCH- HACK" BOUT
Canadian Sporting Man Would
Hang Up Big Purse for
Match.

Toronto, Ont. Feb. 15.-Tom Elan.
agan, the Well known Canadian sport
ing man. who managed the affairs of
Jack johnson in his championship fight
with Jim Jeffries and has also been
manager of Tom Longboat, the Indian
runner, has offered purse of $4,000
Cor finish match between Frank Gotch
and UNDERESTIMATE to take place in
.his city in five weeks.
Hackenschmidt has already accepted
the offer and Flanagan believes that
Gotch will fall in line
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Don't worry about your complexion
|ake Garfield Tea, the blood purifier.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Some Do.

In Brooklyn few weeks ago Sun
day school teacher asked his class Of
hopefuls this rather debatable ques
ton:
Who will tell me what is the chief
end OF MANI
From the most attentive pupil came
forthwith this answer: ITO glorify
God and annoy him forever"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
KLAUS BODY BLOWS
CAUSES HOUCk'S DEFEAT

Boston. Feb. l5.-The sedgc ham
mer body punches of Frank Klaus. of
Pittsburg, weakened his opponent Leo
Huuck. of Lancaster. Pa, at the
Armory Athletic association last night
and after II rounds of hard and fast
fighting the decision was given to
Klaus
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

The Cs-nic with incipient mustache)
Poof. Lady fooballers. indeed. Why,
I don't SUPPOSE half of you know what
touch down r3caas.
Young Lady Your best girl does ii
you ever kissed her.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

An undertaken knows "A lot OF dead
mes hat he IS unabato hwly
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Whats the matter with him? Has
he got rheumatism"
mo; the girl he is engaged to wears
p hobble skirt, and he got that walk
from trying to keep step with
her.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
Had His Uses.

You don't make very good music
With that instrument" said the inno-
rent bystander to the man behind the
bass drum as the band ceased to
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

PILES CURED IN 8 no l4DAYs
Your druggist will refund money II PAZO ONT
MEN'r falls 10 cure any case of Itching, Blind
bleeding o, protrpding Piles In 10 IL days. 6Uc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16

Angelfood cakes seldom make boys
angelic
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1911-02-16
And in the Meanwhile.

Lady-Can't you find work?
Tramp Yessum; but every one
wants a reference from my last en-
ployer.