The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-31

IL is reasonably safe bet that tho |
devil isn't leading all the people who |
follow him around. (
Considering its much advertised |
modesty, the first violet attracts a |
good deal of attention.
An Atchison womans proud boast
is that she never glanCes in when
passing a barber shop.
After a boy passes fifteen he occa
sionally compliments something be
sides something to eat.
What has become OF the old.fash-
toned woman who used to talk about |
breaking in" corset?
man who can drive eight horses |
in one team. naturally feels pretty |
proud OF the achievement.
Women never run out OF something |
to talk about; probably for the reason
that they don't need much.
Ever know disagreeable old man
who always begun the day by com
planning about the weather?
People are such good detectives that |
there isn't much difference between
character and reputation.
Most of the recipes for living to be a
hundred years old don't give one time
to do much of anything else.
What has become of the old-fash.
toned party who argued that no pitch
er could throw curve ball?"
Suggestion to the moving picture
makers: Why not introduce few
Indians and phoney cowboys?
No branch line was ever so excellent
that it failed TO get the contempt OF
people living on the main stem.
Speaking of contempt, have you
ever heard Of a Poland China hog man
finding fault with Duroc-Jerseys?
The man who CANDLES, plays craps |
or the board of trade. is always tell.
ing his friends how unlucky he is
Although good many men are
charged with perjury, very few are
convicted. What does that prove?
1t is considered indicate to say to
viii etil IN, no. aI
heard she is TO be married again.
Some country towns are so dull that |
a baptism in the nearby creek is count
ed something of sporting event.
When a man deserves both barrels,
and gets them, he shouldn't try to |
convince the public he is a martyr.
1t is well TO remember that there is
just as much competition in any other
business as there is in your business.
A bartender's idea of fashion Is
most anything which will afford $ |
suitable background for his diamonds. |
Lettuce, not being particularly pal
atable or nourishing, is something al |
most any amateur gardner can raise.
Saying you are as good as any
body else doesn't get you a great
many invitations or salary increases
a good many men have fooled them
selves when they thought they could |
fool the public and make money at it.
Although it may be true that money |
cannot win love, it seems to be able to
try-out large line OF samples in that |
line.
1t may be said of the graduate of
the Kelley institute that he doesn't |
wear his class colors on his hat
band.
What you do is a good deal more
convincing than what you say, re-
CARELESS of your reputation for YER
acity.
In small country town, aristoCracy |
is usually judged by the class of peo-
pie who stop at a two dollar a day |
hotel.
The average woman is wholly I'M
able to understand why train should |
leave at 1858 instead of exactly 4
o'clock.
Some men don't hunt because they
are too lazy TO hunt anything but the
sunny side Of the street, or the shady
side, according to conditions of the
weather.
An Atchison man is taking a cor.
respondence course in detective work,
In America educational facilities are
peerless.
When a woman has only few ad'
jectives, she makes them work hard
enough to make up for the lack OF
numbers.
Once in awhile an unusual investi-
eating committee surprises the world
h., 6nding ont cOmathinP the world