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Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
THIS DATE IN HISTORY"
 OCTOBER 6

l660--Paul Scarron. the famous wit who was the first husband of Madame de Maintenon died in Paris. Born there, July 4 16l0.
 177S-Louis Philippe. king of France, born. Died Aug. 26, 1850. 179J--Joshua R. Giddings. a noted ab- olitionist, born in Athens. Pa. Died in Montreal. May 27, 1864. lSlO-A mill near Philadelphia made the first cotton print goods printed from cylinders, super. seding block printing. 1S20-Jenny Lind famous singer. born in Stockholm. Died in Mayern, Nov. ?, 1887. lS47-Ffrst telegram sent between Toronto and Montreal. 1S4S-Insurrertion forced the Ausl trlan emperor to fee from Vienna.
 1SS1-Charles Stewart Parnell, Irish Parliamentary leader, died. at Brighton, England Born in 1S46
 1S92-LOrd Alfred Tennyson, English poet laureate, died. Born Aug. 6, 1909.
 1902-Completion of the Canadian- Australian cable. l903-Wilson s. Blssell, Postmaster General under President Cleve- land, died in Buffalo Born in Rome, N. r., Dec. 31, 1S47. l910-The royal family of Portugal took refuge at Gibraltar.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
WHAT WOMEN SHOULD
 TRY TO SELL


 A sensible article on Money Max ing at Home," published in the Oc. lober Woman's Home Companion, shows how women can make pin money by doing the things near at hand that they are capable of do- ing. Following is a short extract:
 "A young girl, with a knowledge of bookkeeping gained at the local high school, wanted to help her mother make both ends meet, but she was not strong enough to take a position. She helped to pay the family butcher bill by casting up the butchers accounts every evening. It wasn't much, but it was better than buying an outfit for selling some thing which she could not possibly sell.
 If you can make good bread, try to make more of it, even if the task is monotonous. You can sell it to exclusive family trade wearied of bake-shop stuff. And 1t is easier to get ten cents for a small loaf of home made bread, twenty cents a dozen for the sort of biscuits mother used to make than to address a hundred en- velopes for five cents, especially when no one in your city has envel- opes to address by the hundred.
 Look yourself, your, home, your
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
Enthusiastic Fancier.

Among the local visitors in Bis. bee today will be Judge Ben Rice. a chicken fancier from Chickenyille, Who will take with him two coops of the feathered beauties. one Of black and one of white Orpingtons.
 Judge Rice will be sadly disappoint- ed if ribbon isn't fastened on the the tail of one or more of his feath- cred animals. The judge and his wife spared no pains in giving their blooded fowl bath, an oil rub, prun- ing their spurs, curling their feath- CTS and giving finishing touches gen erally. Douglas Dispatch.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
Train Leaves Track.

While running slow in approaching the Southern Pacific crossing near Fairbank yesterday morning, No. 1 on the Southwestern from Bisbee to Ben son left the track and ran for some distance over the ties. The cars re- mained upright, and no one was in- Jured, but traffic in both directions was seriously delayed. A number Of passengers went across country to Inc Southern Pacific and proceeded on
 to their destinations over that road.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
THEY GOT IN DEEP.
Allen and Collins are Now Sued for
 s1s5,ooo

NEW YORK, Oct. 5.-The govern ment today brought forfeiture suits against Nathan Allen and John R Collins of Memphis, Tenn, to cover
 s1S5,O00. the value for smuggled jewels and wearing apparel. Both men had pleaded guilty and paid fines for smuggling. The forfeiture suit is for Sl5O,0O0 against Allen and s35, ,000 of Collins.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
AMERICAN LEAGUE

At Washington: R. H. E. Washington ... -.. %. ...2 z bOolOA ...-.ll l4 Hughes, Becker, Henry; Collins and Williams
 At New York: R. H. E. New York ... ... %. 70 ; Philadelphia .. co. ... I s 2
 Quinn. Williams; Morgan and Liy- ingstone
 Two scheduled each league.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
The Kind.

T have a new vacuum cleaning proposition aEd Tn trying to find some financial backing to put 1t on the mar ket What kind of a capitalist would you suggest as best 10 approach"
 ''Why not try a sucker with the dust7"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
Personal Mention

Former County Auditor Charles Purdon arrived from Douglas yester- day.
 Republican County Chairman A. H. Gardner was in the city from Tomb stone yesterday on political business.
 L. c. Woolry of Land Station is a visitor in the city to attend the poul- try show and transact business mat
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06

neighbors over, and then decide what you can offer that they need. Apply common sense to your homework and some time, in some measure, you will secure res Ilts. Leave coirmon sense out of your calculations and rest assured, you will find money slipping out of your purse
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06

Judge Ben Rice, accompanied by Mrs. Rice arrived from Douglas yes terday morning. Judge Rice returned last evening and Mrs. Rice remained over until the close of the poultry show.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
EIks' Next Dance.

The next dance to be given by the Elks Is scheduled for the evening of Oct. 20, Friday, however, the date is subject to change. A smoker" is also planned for October, the date of which has not been definitely de- cided.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
Brief Local Items
Chicken Stew.

A chicken stew will be served at the Elss home Saturday night Oct. tth All members are cordially in. vited. This will be a regular feature Tor Saturday nights during the win ter months.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
Queer Fact In Nature.

The tallest and shortest people of Europe, the Norwegian and the Lapps. live side by side.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
Coast Leauue
NATIONAL LEAGUE

At New York: R. H. K. New York .. 6 8 | biOohlyn ...3 II 2
 Maxwell, Wilson; Hartley, Barger, Steel, Sehardt and Miller.
 Al Chicago: R. H. E. Chicago ..... ... s g l ots A~ouiS .E 3
 Smith, Graham; Willis and Wingo.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-10-06
COAST LEAGUE

At Portland: R. H. E. Portland %. %. . -...6 II 2 Vernon 70. %. %. co. 8 2
 Henderson, Steen, Lalonge; Car son, Gipe and Hogan.
 At San Francisco: R. H. E.. San Francisco ...2 Odhlallu .J V
 Moskiman, Schmidt; Flater and MitZe.
 At Los Angeles: R. H. E. Los Angeles %. %. %. .5 Il 2 Sacramento %. ... %. 8 $
 Leverenz, Brooks; Hunt and Tho mas.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
BLAcKMAILlNG MUST BE ART
Amateur Makes Mistake When He
Seeks to Make Money In Such
an Avccatlon.

Police Commissioner Waldo Of New
York was talking about blackmailers.
They are, as rule, stupid" he
said. Their threatening letters are
as ludicrous in their stupidity as a
letter o friend Of mine received the
other day"
And Commissioner Waldo. with a
laugh, produced the letter. Written
in q large, boyish hand, 1t said:
Deer sir-Your winder was brok-
en- By a bad boi wat throo it throo
four thee pirpus. The ball belonged
two NEE. but an eneme of mine
sneaked 1t and did the deed to put
the blame on NEE. | am sorry he
did 1t, and that it have give you CRATE
pain, and | have prosecuted the per-
peetrater wot done it. But you would
not have thee innocent suffer for the
gilty, so, if you drop thee ball over
the garden wall If you don't be-
ware!-( Signed) Innocent"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
THEY CHEATED AT CARDS
Experienced Shopper, Who Was Wise,
Put Hubby Onto Facts
of the Case.

Speaking of family poker parties
this really happened:
A young married couple attended
such a session at the home of a
gneighbor the other night. And when
this young couple got home, the fe-
male end Of the sketch said:
Jim, hate to say anything about
the Halls=-they seem to be nice PEG
pie, But I'm afraid they cheat at
cards."
"Nonsense!"
81 knew you'd say that, and it's
dear of you to be SO unsuspecting.
But-well, what was the price Of the
chips, tonight? Five cents each?
That's what ] thought. Jim, ex-
amined those chips carefully, and
they're the very same thing that /
could have bought at Jones' store
for a dollar a hundred in all three
colors, too!"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
a Bitter Critic.

Ex-Governor Pennypacker, at din
ner in Philadelphia, said of the di-
vorce evil:
There would not be SO many di-
vorces if there were not so many
families of the Dash type.
Mr.. Dash said sternly one day to
his little son:
"'Your mother and I agree that you
require sound whipping.
"The little boys lip curled. and he
retorted bitterly:
"'Oh, yes; that's the only thing
that you and mother ever do agree
about"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
Athletes Who Made Good.

Walter Barnes of Boston, who keeps
a close watch on things athletic in
New England, says:
Burr, Fish, Wilmington and Fisher,
the successive Harvard football cap
tains, have been notable examples Of
the scholar In athletics at Harvard.
Hamilton Fish's appointment as an in
structor in government at Harvard is
an index of his mental caliber."
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
DlSTEMPER

In all it's forms among all ages of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 100000
bottles sold last year $50 and $100. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec
Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
What Bothered Him.

"Silas." said the grocer, you've
been keepin' company with Sary Ann
Green for nigh onto fifteen years
haven't your"
Sixteen years come next hay har.
vest" Silas explained.
We'll. that's a good long while,
Seems to me courtship like that had
ought to end pretty soon.'
1--WE often thought so. but some
way / never can get up the courage
to-"
ITO propose? Why it's easy as fal-
lin off log"
Not to propose to stop goin' witt
her"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
WIRE FENCING

Pittsburg Electric Welded fencing
for cattle, hogs, poultry, garden and
lawn. ROOFINGS of galvanized iron,
corrugated and crimped; also rubber
roofings $1.00 square and upward
Pigeon Thomas Iron Co., 1896 N.
End ST., Memphis, Tenn.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

ated, and had intense
pain in my back and
head. My limbs
swelled and stomach
bloated. / got SO low
that I was kept alive
by stimulants. The
doctor told my fam
lily l was in the last
stages of Bright's
disease. and could
not last three days.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

AS a last resort they gave me DOaH .
Kidney Pills and slight Improvement
was noticeable. kept getting better
and better until at last was able TO
leave my bed. From then on gained
rapidly. It was but short time be-
fore was as well as ever."'
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price DOC.
Toster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. Z.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

dies have done Tor
me. For two years
I suffered. The doc
tors said / had tu-
mors, and the only
remedy was the sur
geon's knife. My
mother bought me
Lydia e. Pinkham's
We ge t bic Com
pound, and today I
am a healthy wo-
man. For months
T suffered from in
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
Look Before You Leap.

Agitated Old Gent-Quicki My
daughter is overheard! Save her, and
she shall be your wife!
Blase Person-Wait till the waves
roll her over and I can see her face!
Puck.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
The Retort Old MaidenIy.

"You," shifted Miss Matilda OIden.
seer, you try to be SO kittenish.
Why, nobody knows how old you
really are"
"Indeed?" amiably retorted Miss
Sophronia Yellerleaf Indeed? Well
nobody cares how old you are"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
A Matter of Repair.

81 see," said Hicks, that they have
started a movement over in England
to remodel the Ten Commandments.
Remodel, eh?" retorted Dorkins.
what waste of time-aH they need
is restoration. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
: elared by Jijji jun
come to Kun
fAs5 and things were out OF
Mats Proud Boast

N0A TIO0Q DOdSIs
Mr.. Nat Goodwin, comedian and lit.
terateur. has given QUIT for publica-
ton an advance chapter of his forth
coming book. Wives l Have Mar
ried," or something Gke that. In this
chapter Nat narra2es an alleged ex-
perience in WHICH he claims to have
been walking 4 around with the but
hostess lsr, whii' L9rd A hirtsd with the
Passing lRghtly over the allegation
as to Lord a., which no doubt will be
Commentary upon by his lordship and
others Concerned, we hasten to ex-
press ouTR doubt that Nat strolled in
friendly fchat with the butler. Any
one WI 60 has ever seen genuine
BRITISH butler knows that chatting
withfHone is an achievement, but stroll
ing with one is distinction. We are
reaYdy to believe that Nat hobnobbed
with dukes, earls, lords, captains,
kinNgs, princes, admirals, walters, cab
bi%es. beefeaters, boobies and pluto
CHATS, but when he claims to have
lBeen favored with the genial COM
Hoanionship of real butler we are as
kskeptical as we would be If he were
to assure us that he had heard a
wooden Indian sing. Buffers do not
tolerate familiarity.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
GoiingAway

Mrs. Minton was busting her best
cut glass bowl-the Browning clubs
wedding gift to her-when bird
alighted on the window sill and sang
its sweet song. At the same moment,
girl walked past wearing bunch OF
sweet peas in her belt. Instantly
Mrs. Minton realized that she was
homesick for the garden and the
birds that had been hers every year
of her life until this year, and she
decided she would go see the gar.
den and the birds and the dear own
people she had not seen since her
wedding day
In the course of the day Mrs. Min
ton wavered several times in her in.
tention, thinking of her husband; who
would care for Jack during her alb
sence? She found herself wiping a
tear away at the vision she conjured
up of her husband coming into the 81.
lent apartment to spend interminable,
lonely evenings without her. Still.
she could talk to him on the long dis
lance telephone and she would only
stay away two days at the most.
When Minton came home to dinner,
his wife preached the subject that had
been uppermost in her heart all day,
go by all means" Minton answered
cheerfully. 1--WE been surprised that
you've stuck it out as long as you
have, Bess. 1t must be lonesome for
fhnro yuo q
one or another dropping in to see
you. When will you go?"
'But you will be lonely without me,
DEAR" Mrs. Minton said TREMENDOUSLY,
looking across the table with sweet,
troubled eyes.
mot bit of it," Minton said reas
suringly. I'll look up some of my old
friends that / haven't seen since :
was married"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

flammation, and your Sanative Wash re-
ieved me. Your Liver Pills have no
equal as cathartic. Any one wishing
proof of what your medicines have
done for me can get it from any drug
gist or by writing to me. You can use
my testimonial in any way you wish,
and Twill be glad to answer letters" -
Mrs. CHRISTINA REED. los Mound ST.,
Peoria. I'LL.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
BRIeHT's DISEASE.

How a Severe Case Was Cured After
Dostors Gave Up Hope.
J. G. Reimers, Litchfeld ST., St
Paul, Mimi, says: Il was SO bad |
could not arise from bed. Urine was
dark and scant, was thin and ENACT
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17


Yortant functionary has been
Im.'-Cablegram from Teheran.
cried the shah. I'm overcome
Il this bother over Kum.'
ow was grim, his scowl was grum,
functionaries all were dumb;
court musician ceased to strum
BON the dulcet taratum,
And his assistant hushed the thrum
Upon the mellow kettle drum.
"Pshaw!" cried the shah,
''Ah. pshawn' and "Bah!"
With awe
They saw
That trouble was decreed to come
To Kun.
wow" growled the shah They'll sooy
hear from
My regal wrath down there at Kum''
The harem trembling. hushed its hum,
The hours all with fear grew numb
And ceased their feast of chewing gum.
''Fahr said the shah, and Fee i-fum!
Send for FL Reddin Jill Jum."
The shah's expression was most glum.
With hand on brow
In lowly bow
Shir Cow
Went now
To tell Ell Reddin Jill jun
To come.
Two quavers of the pendulum,
And then in rushed Ell Jill jun.
The shah tossed off a glass of rum
And: "El Jill, go to KumA
And tell that place it's on The bum,
That all the people there are scum,
That there is none I'd have for chum."
Ell Reddin Jill jun said: "Jm!"
Which was, we guess,
How he'd express .~i
No less
Than Yes"
Thus went Ell Reddin Jijji jun
To Kun.
d Jared by Jijji jun
come to Kun
WhelS~t1ffhr5@ and things were out OF
plumb
Is something on which we keep mum.
But now once more the town of Kun
is held beneath the shah's firm thumb,
And joyfully the kettle drum
Sends forth it's dulcet tum- ti-tum. =
The Kun folks know
They must lay low
Or, woe
Will flow
Were jun again compelled to COME
To Kun.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

Shortly after romantic girl faces
the parson with the man of her choice,
her romance evaporates.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

You can't bet on the sincerity of a
mans enthusiasm unless he it finan-
cially interested.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
SAVED
FROM AN
OPERATION
BY Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Peoria, Ill.-eI wish to let every one
know what Lydia i. Pinkham'S RENE
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
Another Operation Avoided.

New Orleans, La.-ssFor years suf-
fered from severe female troubles.
FinallyI was confined to my bed and
the doctor said an operation was neces-
sary. / gave Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound trial first, and
was saved from an operation. Mrs.
LILY PEYRoUx, I'LL Kerlerec ST., New
Orleans, La.
The great volume of unsolicited tes-
timony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is a remarkable
remedy for those distressing feminine
ills from which so many women suffer.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

First Tramp-So Weary Willie is
suffering from brain fag, is he?
Second tramp-Sure ting. He dasn't
ask fer work no more cause he hain't
got brains enough ter think up some
excuse fer not taking it If he gets it.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

was married"
There was a moments silence, the.
Mrs. Minton said slowly: I've heard
people joke about husbands being anx-
ious to have their wives go away SO
they might have good time, but I'm
not in the least jealous of you, Jack,
| made up my mind when we were
married that l never, never would
be Jealous While I'm away want
you to go around and have perfect
ly splendid time. You know I'm a
woman of my word, and l mean what
say when l tell you I'm not jealous.
You must go and see all your old
friends, and the more you enjoy your
self the less regret / shall feel at
leaving you alone"
''Tll have great time" Minton
laughed. But don't look SO tragic
about it, Bess. Maybe I'll go out and
maybe I'll stay at home. Whichever
I do, you can be certain I'm thinking
I of you and wishing you back; yet,
lat the same time, hoping that you'll
stay as long as you feel like 1t. and
that yoq are enjoying yourself"
Yhis loverlike speech caused Mrs.
Mfnton to take heart.
The next day, before she left home,
she pinned a tender little note on her
husbands pillow, inserted second in
the book he was reading and slipped
third into the pocket of his house
coat Then she buried her face for
moment in the coat, and with one
last, lingering look, left the house.
When seated in the elevated train
her attention was attracted in two
women who took seats near her. The
elder, a woman in tan, observed as
she sank into the seat nearest the
window:
"Dick called up before left home.
He's going to bring Jack Minton to
dinner tonight Mrs. Minton has gone
home to see her folks. | never met
her-I was out of town when she gave
her at home'-but / have my opinion
of a new wife who will forsake her
husband so soon after their wedding
Poor little thing! It's the most
natural thing in the world for her to
want to run home and see her moth
err" laughed the other. "She must
be lonely here in the city,
Jack won't be lonely while she's
away" the other said. Phyllis Bart
lett is visiting next door, and she's
coming to dine with us tonight. Jack
used to be awfully attentive to Phyllis,
and she thinks he's about the"
Mrs. Minton felt that she could list
en- to no more When the train
stopped she grabbed her valise and
rushed out
Minton dined with his friends that
evening, escorted his old sweetheart
home, and then went on his way won
dering why every other woman
seemed so unattractive compared with
his wife. He let himself into the
apartment with his latchkey, turned
on the electric light and gasped at
sight of a crumpled up little figure
asleep on the lounge. In moment,
he was beside his wife.
"Bess, wake up! What's the mat
ter? Are you sick?"
Mrs. Minton opened two heavy, tear
stained eyes. I'm glad you've come,
Jack" she said Have you had Q
good timer"
First class. But what"
with old friends?"
Jack nodded his head. but what
-"
mot any one you could ever care
for more than you do for me?"
"Of course not, Bess. But what
foolish question to ask me! It al
most sounds as IL you were jeal-
@Now, you are foolish. dear. after
my telling you that ] never, never
would be jealous. It was just that
II COULDN'T bear to leave you alone
Jack"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
Natural Atmosphere.

Mrs. W1ns1ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma~
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
Her Reason.

Stella-Has she become an aviator?
Yes. She believes that match
az are made In heaven.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17
Princeton Collegiate Institute

Prepares for any college. Junior college coursa
for graduates of accredited schools. Strong schols
arship and womanly character developed. Home
department for seventy girls Healthful loca-
ton, fine buildings, gymnasium. and recreation
grounds. $500 pays all necessary expenses Except
music for a year. Same care and training else
where $500 to $780, For circulars, references, and
application blanks, address
/. M. TAYLOR. Principal. Princeton, Kentucky
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

Dodging bad story tellers Is one way
of avoiding poor relations.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

GEORGE BAKER,
Mrs. Justwed-There's nothing in
the house fit to eat I'm going home
to my mother.
Mr.. Justwed (broke)-Wait till get
my hat, and I'll go with you.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

c. d. WHITNEY, Traffic Manager,
N. & NJ. a. Re g.
Eureka Springs Arkansas
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1911-08-17

ortant functionary has been
lm. "-Cablegram from Teheran.