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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
DAME NATURE HINTS
when the Food IL Not Suited.

Wien Nature gives her signal that
eln'ag Is wrong II Is generally
.'n me food; the old Dame is always
aiui and one should act at once.
~ put on the change is to risk that
..'ea may be irreparable. An Ari-
'na man says:
for years l could not safely eat
~ breakfast I tried all kinds OF
sst foods, but they were all
49, starchy messes, which gave me
ssng headaches. drank strong
~Aee' too. which appeared to benefit
y me time but added to the head
ss afterwards. Toast and coffee
~, $50 no better. for I found the toast
Wy eonstipating.
Trend Persuaded me to quit COT
sno the starchy breakfast foods,
~ use Postum and Grape-Nuts in
a1rics iesie' ''AAins MS
as enange they have worked in
= = Nonderful. now have no more
~, ne distressing sensations In my
=. n After eating. and never have
~. le.osches. I have gained IL
sss IN weight and feel better In
s, way. Grape-Nuts make a de-
49, Is well as q nutritious dish,
r..,.s una that Postum is easily dr.
49,. ana never produces dyspepsia
ueek, Mich. w. ~
pssn ne little book, "The Road to
n,s.,,se In pkgs. There's q
e. s.. 80 the sbeve Iettert A new
~ $500 from time TO time. They
1:rres< tras, and fan Of hunss
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
ECZEMA ITCHED so /
COULDN'T STAND IT.

II suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months, beginning by
little pimples breaking out. kept
scratching till the blood came. 1t
kept getting worse, / couldn't sleep
nights any more. II kept itching for
about month, then went to a doc
tor and got some liquid to take. It
seemed as II / was going to get bet
ter. The itching stopped for about
three days, but when 1t started again
was even worse than before. The &C.
zema itched so badly couldn't stand
1t any more. / went to q doctor and
he gave me some medicine, but 1t
didn't do any good. We have been
having Cuticura Remedies In the
house, so decided to try them. !
had been Using Cuticura Soap, so !
got me a box Of Cuticura Ointment,
and washed on the affected part with
Cuticura Soap three times day, and
then put the Cuticura Ointment on.
The first day put it on, 1t relieved
me Of itching so 1 could sleep all that
night. It took about a week, then ]
could see the scab come on. I kept
the treatment up for three weeks. and
my eczema was cured.
my brother got his face burned
with gunpowder, and he used Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment The PEG
pie all thought he would have scars,
but you can't see that he ever had
his face burned. It was simply awful
to look at before the Cuticura Rem
edies (Soap and Ointment) cured it."
(signedl Miss Elizabeth Gehrki. For
rest City, Ark. Oct. 16. 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment are sold by druggists and deal
ers everywhere, liberal sample Of
each, with s2-page booklet on the care
and treatment of skin and hair. win be
sent, postfree, on application to Potter
d. & c. Corp, Dept. x. Boston.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
EATS WHAT HE LIKES
AFTER TAKING FREE SAMPLE

Pepsin and Is now cured Hundreds Of
others would gladly testify.
II IL a guaranteed cure for Indigestion.
constipation, biliousness. headaches. gas
on the stomach and similar complaints.
A bottle can be had at any drug store
for fifty cents or dollar. but II you wish
to make a test OF It first send your ad-
dress to DIR. Caldwell and he viii supply
a free Sample bottle. sent direct to your
address. You viii soon admit that you
have found something to replace salts.
cathartics breath perfumes and other
temporary reliefs. Syrup Pepsin win cure
your permanently.
For the free sample address DR.. w. b.
Caldwell. 2o1 Caldwell building. Month
cello, Ill
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
WHY BONDS PILLS
ARE THE BEST.

They are honestly made OF best
agents, and are small. gentle but ef-
fectiFe. Bonds Pills relieve the bad ef-
fects of overeating or drinking. Head
aches, Biliousness, Constipation, Sour
Stomach, yield readily to one pill,
taken at bedtime. Try them once.
Their merit viii convince you.
A free sample on request. Mention
this paper. BONDS PHARMACY co.
Little Rock. Ark.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
She Called Him Down.

Twas the first twilight interview.
She. swinging In the hammock on the
veranda, and he sitting submissively
at her feet, with his legs dangling
from the porch.
How refreshing at the closing hour
OF day." he gently remarked. ito thus
In sweet companionship await the ris.
ing Of the stars that will soon fieck
the cerulean dome Of heaven with
spangles Of silveri would ever thus.
with thee at my side. revel IN the
glories Of the azure-azure. - sure
as"
What exquisite langu1ge;" said
she. with q sigh. How can you afford
It on six dollars a week7
The young man wB not quite "as
sure" as he had heen. and stepped
down from the porch to the yard.
scaled the fence. and was seen no
more thereabouts forever.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Ie-.Sa2S-eaNe~<S0 49, ~
The Bridge Party
BY JANE LUDLUM LEE
80 2e=zgg10 -Ssse--2sanS 6-Sae3G06OO
Copyright Literary PresAJ

!: !: :: :: !: !: :: :; !:
SoNE along, Emily, we prom
A(&1 ised to go over early and
NN help Kate fix the tables for
NIX the club meeting this after
HAbI noon, and you know how
~ she always leaves every
thing for the last minute.
I'll be down in a jiffy, Flora, but
sucn luck as / am having. One side
OF my hair is as straight as a poker
and the other l have burned OF with
the curling irons. This talk about it's
being a woman's duty to make herself
as beautiful as possible don't go in
the summer time"
Emily appeared in a few minutes,
adding the finishing touches to her
toilet.
You see this skirt? Well, It don't
meet by four inches. I have been
taking that obesity cure for the past
month and I'll wager I've gained a
pound a day-that's why / have tied
this pink ribbon around my 35-inch-
waist-line. But what do care for
that crowd? Come, let's hurry along"
They hurried down the dusty coun-
try road until they reached the out
skirts of the village and soor came to
little cottage with rose bushes ram
bling over every shutter on the lower
floor. They turned into the path that
led to the house, but no sign of life
was seen or heard.
Looks more like a funeral to me
than party" remarked Emily.
Where do you suppose Kate is?"
They rang the bell, rang 1t again,
and still no answer. They looked at
each other and then rang again a
third time.
I'll go round to the back door"
said Flora; they must all be in the
kitchen"
And then In few moments F1ora's
voice could be heard calling.
"Emily-Emily. come on around
here she is"
"Oh. girls" exclaimed Kate, "Pm SO
glad you came. I'm fused to death.
Mothers gone to the missionary
meeting, and the hired man cut his
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
RIoodIess Battles.

What we want" said the peace
promoter. Us system that will per-
NIT candid discussion to take the
place Of actual conflict"
Don't you think" inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page,
that our professional pugilists have
come pretty near solving the prob
lem?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Poor Tom.

very youthful and entirely un-
mo"n musical composer read some
Verses BY the renowned Thomas Moore
shlcn he liked very much. Forthwith
ne buzz Of inspiration circulated
~'oagn his brain, and the next thing
. knew he had evolved tune which
vent right prettily with the words of
as irish poet. Much elated, the very
'ou'nisl composer took the product to
publisher Of popular songs and sang
Z . him. The publisher shook his
me music's all right" he opined,
''t the words are bum"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

ED GEERs, 'The grand old man." he
Is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. He says: 81 have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for Il
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy / know TO cure all fcrms OF
distemper and prevent horses in same sta,
bic having the disease" Soc and 81 bot.
tie. All druggists, or manufacturers Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Care Of the Child.

{, 1t Is announced that Los Angeles
county government win in future ex-
pend as much money upon societies
for the care of children as it does
now upon societies that look after the
welfare OF animals.
This is well. Perhaps, in course
Of time, we may come to regard chill
dren as of equal importance with
horses and dogs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
HIs LlmIt

Joshua had made the sun stand
still.
Fine, but we bet you can't make
Willie Jones do It," we cried.
Herewith he acknowledged his linn
itations.-Harper's Bazaar.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
II Came Too Easy.

Cashier-Pm sorry madam, but I
can't honor this check, Your hus-
bands account is'overdrawn.
Lady-Huh! l thought there was
something wrong when he wrote this
check without waiting for me to get
hysterical.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, sc q bottle
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Lost.

A fine, large case of chills carried
OF by Cheatham's Chill Tonic, the mo
Cure. No Pay" chill medicine of TWEEN
ty-five years reputation. Ask your
dealer or wire A. B. Richards Medicine
Co., Sherman, Texas.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

The truth Is that the love of dress
is, next after drink and gambling, one
OF the curses Of our country.-Mrs.
Humphrey.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Who SO neglects learning I'm his
youth, loses the past and is dead for
the future.-Euripides
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Pls<s& s.yvk>rs> 80
tr4els . Ills akI1iss
Neat. cl<kn ernansn-
sal usnreni<nf. ah<sp-
LEs<z AI1Bsassn.
Asds q meal cz1ssl
rpfu - up of<r, Win
not ssl srinjue H1y-
hing ouxrasl>>t e.
fec<i<s. 0faII 4eal<rs
ers<ntrsp<it fsros-
HAROLD sozkzs
$50 D<kxI1 ksr.
Brs>4iy<, xsw i 81
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
a rusty nail cut is very apt to do so.
Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison
impossible.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Constipation causes and aggravates many
erIons diseases. II is thoroughly cured by
D.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
Ia family laxative.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

It Is In the minor acts of our daily
life that our character is revealed
Lee.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

It's a waste of the other fellows
time when you talk foolish.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 OF.
package, cents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDf
uk Red Gross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large OF. package, cents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Garfield Tea, invaluable in the treat
ment Of liver and kidney diseasesl
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Not Possible.

'Ts there a good parting scene in
that play?"
No; the hero's bald"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
GONE UP.

Binks-Hella, old man, you're q
sight you look as though you'd been
fred nom cannonl Where is your
sutoi
links-I don't exactly know. don't
nihk It's come down yet.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Il you move to another fiat this
sprng you win have to get used to a
new set Of noises and neighbors.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

The ship in which many fond hopes
go down is courtship.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

He who gives pleasure meets with
IT; kindness is the bond Of friendship
and the book of love.-Basile.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, over
zones constipation and is ideally suited to
lone up the system in the Spring.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
sHAKrINro roUn SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease. the Antiseptic powder for Tired
aching. swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort. Makes walking delight Sold everywhere,
sc. Don't accept any substitute. For BREH
sample, address Allen 8 olmsted. lie Roy, n. Z.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Inequality of Opportunity

called a mixed polsty.--westminster
Gazette.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Prove What Swamp-Root Win Dc For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. It viii
convince anyone. You viii also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price nifty
cents and one-dollar.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

II win be welcome news to dyspeptics
10 learn Of remedy that, In the opinion
Of thousands. IL an absolute cure for in
digestion and all forms OF stomach trou-
BILE, and. better still. It IL guaranteed 10
do so. The remedy Is DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin-
We all know the value OF pure pepsin
In indigestion. and add to this some ak
ceptional laxative ingredients and you
have q truly wonderful remedy. Mr.. T.
w. Worthy Of Forsyths. Ca. got to the
point where he could not even eat or d.
gest vegetables and after many years of
seeking he found the cure In Dr. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr.. Rudy Kasner OF
Moline, ILL.,. was in the same bed pre-
dicament with his stomach. took Syrup
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

To enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea;
i cures constipation and regulates the
liver and kidneys.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Il is not necessarily true that the
worst is yet to come.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
Take the Old standard GROVES TAsrHLE ss
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking.
The formula IL plainly printed On every bottle,
showing IL Is simply Qninine and Iron In taste
less FORM The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the iron builds up the system. Sold by al
dealers for 90 years. Price 50 eents-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Important to Mothers
examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

A woman's mind enables her to
reach a conclusion without starting.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Most women would be very uninter-
ssiing Il they couldn't talk.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

To be conscious that you are ignor.
ant is great step to knowledge
Benjamin Disraeli
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
Household Remedy
taken in the Spring for Years.

,.,.h Rust. Willis, Mich, writes:
kalS sarsaparilla has been a house
.i,9O. .ss,.edv IN our home as long as /
bog ..oernember. ] have taken it in the
san IN several years. II has no
PHI for cleansing the blood and ex-
sln n;,g the humors that accumulate dur
ps's ~ winter. Being a farmer and ex-
ns ~ had weather, my system is often
1921 and | often take Hoods Sarsa-
sn s;lIs with good results: -.
uuaod's Sarsaparilla is Peculiar to Itself.
rters IS no Just as good; Ia g.. -
.Cceso,lated tablets called sarsatabs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

No man becomes ,aiIbIrd Just for
a lark
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19
The Ionoranoe Of casey.

Casey-Phwat kind av horse Is a
cob?
Mulligan-It's wan thot's been
raised intoirly on corn, ye ignoramus.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

n %: .s': :ss. 'l:.l Thempsen's Eye wafer
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-05-19

Some women are like some old hen
set IN their ways.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1911-09-09
Miss Ellsworth WEEDS
Mr.. Thomas 3. Meath
on Monday Morning

A wedding of more than ordinary in.
terest because Of the popularity of the
contracting parties, will be that OF
Miss Natalie NJ Ellsworth and Mr.
Thomas B. Meath on next Monday
morning The ceremony is to be cele-
brated at st. Mary's parochial resi-
dence in Pembroke street at 1885
o'clock by the church pastor, Rev
John E Murphy. Attending the young
couple will be Miss Anita Nearing OF
Jersey city, and Mr.. Fred Delaney OF
this city. Immediately following the
nuptials the newlyweds will leave on
a two weeks honeymoon trip, the
greater part of which will be spent in
the Berkshires. The entire trip will
be made by auto. On their return
they will take up their home at 818
Iranistan avenue.
The bride-to-be is the daughter of
Henry Ellsworth of Iranistan avenue.
She is a most charming young lady
and has hosts of admirers The fu-
ture benedict is the son of Thomas
and Rose Meath Of Pembroke street,
and is a salesman in the shoe depart
ment at Howland's He is truly
popular and is receiving the congrat-
ulations Of his many friends.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1911-09-09
Pequonnock Bank
Not Yet Ready
To Build Block
Institution Has Not Made
Plans for It's Recently
Purchased Property

Confirming the reported purchase
of the Mary Bishop property, a three
story brick block in State street, just
east Of the Pequonnock bank. Cashier
Frederick W. Hall Of the bank said
today that the plans Of the institu-
ton regarding the property had not
been settled.
The bank is now housed in a SUBJ
stantial structure at the southeast
corner of State and Main streets,
which was completely overhauled IL
years ago. The business of the in
stitution has been growing steadily.
Mr. Hall said the purchase was made
with an eye to the future, but he
added that no changes are contem-
plated in the immediate future.
The property purchased includes
the stores of Wheeler & Cook, plumb
ers; the Woman's Drug Store, and
Charles D. Ginand, cutler on the first
floor, and tenements on the two up
per stories.
Eventually the bank may build a
block to cover the entire corner with
the additional State street property,
but as to that Cashier Hall said plans
were not made as yet.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1911-09-09
Copyright, 1911, Jessie Louise Notion
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS.

Beulah j. 1.-The fat cells are very
apt to settle about the hips and alb
domen when the occupation requires
one to remain constantly in a sitting
position. You will not find satisfac-
tory results from such rigid dieting;
it will only serve to weaken your di-
gestion and injure your health. Bet
quires neither dieting nor exercise,
and which gradually reduces the
measurement to normal proportions.
Mrs. Marian S.-Rosewater and ex-
tract of witch hazel in equal proper
lions make a veery agreeable lotion,
and you can add a little glycerin if
you like. The witch hazel is slightly
soothing to the skin. Use skin tonic
for the coarse pores; there is nothing
better, and you are welcome to the
formula if you wish it. 1t is also a
good preventive of blackheads.
Mrs. T. Il. P-The reason why mas
sage of the bust does not always bring
a satisfa Glory gain in the measure
ment is because the glands of the
breast are undeveloped. In such cases
be supplemented with a suitable inter-
nal remedy. Exercise and deep
breathing are also necessary, as these
develop the muscles and increase the
circulation.
Mrs. Sarah M.-Grated raw potato
has been recommended as cure for
sunburn, and. you will be perfectly
non7greasy bleach is one of the mild
bleaches which can be used as often
as convenient, either night or day, or
both IL desired. 1t dries on the skin,
does not cause the least irritation
and is very agreeable to use
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1911-09-09
Powerful Laborer,
Supposed Maniac.
Held Without Bail
PoliceSuspect that inI Insane
Moments He May Have
Planned Murder
Woman Found In Critical
Condition Recovering
Slowly at Hospital from
Poisoning.

Pending investigation by the police,
both into the sanity of the prisoner
and into the condition of a woman
whose apparently dying condition led
the police to interfere, J. S. Timeo, a
Spanish laborer, built like bull with
220 pounds of beef distributed over a
frame only trif1e over five feet tall,
is held without bail.
The woman, who recovered con-
seriousness at st. Vincent's hospital
this morning, said She was Jessie
Kearns, and she gave no address other
than the furnished room at Cpl Fair
field avenue that she was sharing
with Timeo. Timeo is believed to be
violently insane; at first he was
thought crazed from drink, but his
failure to regain his senses has led to
the conclusion that he is demented.
The police were called to the fur
nished room house at Fairfield and
West avenues where the pair dwelt,
late yesterday. They found the wom-
an overcome with gas, and Dr.Schulz
of the ambulance corps, who made
an examination at the request of the
police, found she was suffering also
from alcoholism and morphine pois-
oning. ~ -
Four policemen gave battle to the
maniac, and lodged him in a padded
cell at ponce hea0QuarLerS. All nlgnt
his rawlings kept awake the other cell
inmates, and this morning when ex-
animation was made of the paddeu
cell, 1t was found that over night. with
the exercise Of his giant strength. the
occupant had torn half the padding
from the sides. The cell Is designed
to withstand all sorts Of attack and
Timeo's destruction of the device
could be accomplished only by almost
incredible muscular exerticn.
Search of the room In which the
pair werefound disclosed an axe in
the bed occupied by the woman.
Neither she nor the man could talk
ceherently today. The police are OF
the opinion that Timeo, in his insane
fancy, planned to slay the woman,
and that he may have turned the gas
Jet open and given her morphine to
carry out his plan. The woman's
recovery Is expected.