The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-11-17

- folk public library is open every
w. Inc uemo- afternoon from till and every
ldcalsm has ming from 7 till o executing SUNDAYS
ian democracy,
oIuovs roduced Now isn't it barbarous to have to
No. II -, ~ read bunch of like this:
" ,,,., - f "Hai Fong Ting, Kulang Su, Soon
" 'o SYN Tiow Long Chang Chow Flu, Foo
lcailsm as Mel Chow?" Well be Soon Battee if
those dispatches keep
,,un We see by the paper Norfolk
on Saturday wrote a check dated I'll
d-NOT VET I'LL" numbered II III and for Sill
Now if there only roulette
. -. Wy, wheel running around here, what
a. w., We see &c bunch that would be- It'd be almost
ha,,a ~ hI. worth a trip to Monte c..
'-ahu just De- What's become OF the old.fashoned
eggs that tasted like eggs?
'"'''ne' please LED" HoWE'S PHILOSOPHY.
selma +,o +i,,o When you shake hands with lit
,,ine noti,ian tie man, he nearly always gives you
" a very hard grip, to show that while
he is small, he has great physical
hman believed strength
- nav ~ W Talk about some being poor at
relating an anecdote; did you
orronged with hear woman try it?
""''N want If girl singer is pretty good, it
hurts her feelings if you praise Media
b the ant.over III her presence
- Know why widows attrac
i'"0Nu'' tive? Life insurance.
hih eo Sun The neghbors mad at woman
o WI about half the time because she does
. ~, ~, not whip her children
to admit it. The 1onpar = MARRIAGE 10 rut ofs
~ ~ e. the less probability that it will
hurlow Bergen.
S our approval This is the way your friend usually
"euuins oelie treats you when controversy comes
up in which you interested, he
- ,.. - gives you the worst of it, to show that
ndfeather trial
nan W circulate Another surprising thing is the
I'VE tne news Oh manner in which popular young man
le paper we're drops out of the social world when
US of that case he marries
to send staff
y. Every three years, a new play ap-
pears based on little meek husband,
u coluinls mat and big bossy wife,
lower set of
xious for their People have as good a time
read 1t IN The on "big day" they expect
elieve it to be
blame a person will usually promise any
fter losing en- favor that is not to be granted until
when honesty next year.
the return of
finder Well, If you know what you going
get back into after and go after it boldly, people
will get out of your way; but if you
= are timd, everybody will show dis
days News told position to trip you.
America" But
accurate. The certain doctor jumped into in
lerica" lives in slant popularity. People wondered
how he did it, and finally they found
- out; he tells women patients that the
spots in which smell of cooking makes them ILL that
0tice the Ewing they should keep out of the kitchen
in front of the and out of the dining except at
alive. Some meal times.
re it from us.
- Sometimes woman who has been
per that Albion wronged, Furnishes the who has
Payneess town, wronged her to such extent that
it. he becomes the injured party
your heart-or, | heard an old gentleman say:
in your tummy When was young / worked very
that you really hard and didn't take any care Of my
an turkey for SELF And now look at me-" And he
too did look pretty tough, being bald,
- toothless and sick. But exposure dur
our mind which ing his youth hurt him; hard
per every night work, when young, never hurt him.
rs. Vermya or Nothing the matter with that ex-
Quinn So we cept age.
= At wedding the look so
aper that the cross, and the women so happy.
he eyes of 300
saturday night. Most of the trouble in the world is
on due to the fact that about half the
people are women, and the other half
liable homicide? men.
twice within
at $3.50 a. m. Only one person out of twenty has
% find when he the gift of being satisfactory guest
and shivered the rest of us should remain at home
la that a hack pretty steadily.
ing house. Per-
> unwrtten law After a has loafed four or five
yer years, he concludes he Is entitled to
: an office.
e fire go out.
= The more worthless a man becomes,
day for that the more grievances he has.