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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10
CALEB TANNER,

Date of first publication
October 6. 1911. date of com
pletion of publication November
6. 1911.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

DIR. Wiley says that the great
est nation is one that treats its
women, soap and sugar right.
But why drag in the soap and
sugar?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Mr.. Rockefeller has new way
of shaking hands. Instead of
giving the ordinary clasp, he
keeps his hand closed, as if in
the act of holding on to some
thing.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Divided into four parts the
Tobacco trust gets new quarters.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

II, according to the typical
Oriental idea. candidates over
there ask questions instead Of
making speeches. we can think
of nobody more like to win the
Chinese Presidency than our old
friend Wu-Ting-fang.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Probably the stand pat party
in China is almost as securely
rooted to the eternal rocks as Joe
Cannon is in this country.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

A woman is afraid her hus-
band will catch cold if he doesn't
wear his rubbers in tie rain and
that if she does she will look like
a fright.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Chinese revolutionists have
not yet decapitated the piess
censor. Chinese rebels think il
is cheaper to capture a navy than
il is to buy one.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

I1CL Us HdVt pVdCe' So5S
Italy to Turkey. but what Turkey
seems TO demand is the pieces.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Judging from experience the
almond eyed Monaghan thinks il
safer to kill the Manchus first
and argue with them afterward,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Eastern doctors say that
babies are kissed too much. The
infant would prefer TO delay the
OSCILLATION until the more mature
age of l6 or IL.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

Baseball parks should be fitts d
out with adequate drainage, 1t
is annoying for the players to be
obliged to charter an ocean liner
to get from base to base.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

The minister who says Their,
are no millions in heaven is max
ing "a poor bid for the money
mad folks.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

II people would only take th'
same interest in work that the!
do in baseball what bus!
country this would be.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1911-11-10

At least the Italian soldiers
will have Turkey for dinner,
Thanksgiving day.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Out in New Car Of His Own Make.

Posey Threlkeld came out yes
terday in his new Brush run
about automobile. Mr.. Threl-
keld is certainly an auto-machin-
list, as the car he now has is one
which he has practically built
himself, and it is as good locker
as ever set foot Tor tire) in this
place. 1t shows great speed,
makes scarcely no noise. what
ever, and looks good to our citi-
zens, especially those who are
buggy" about a machine and
haven't the wherewith to secure
one. Mr.. Threlkeld should be
complimented on this job. I'm
iontown Telegram.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15

A North Missouri Justsce of
the Peace is deeply impressed
with the responsibilities of his
Office. The northern line of
fence on his farm is also the
boundary of Missouri and Iowa.
One day the Justice saw his son
and the hired man fighting near
it. and ran to them. shouting:
Il demand peace in the name of
the State of Missouri" Just
then the combatants clinched
and fell against the fence. The
fence couldn't stand the strain
and broke. AS the two toppled
into Iowa. the Squire whooped.
Give him the devil son, I've
lost my jurisdiction.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Great Arma-
ments Are a
Continual Men
ace to Peace.


~ CONTINUAL MENACE TO PEACE
- PREVENTING THEY ONLY HASTEN
THE EVENT
First, they a continual TEMPTATION TO GO
TO WAR; second, they WHOLLY UNNECESSARY. The
worlds is twenyeght billion dollars All civilized
therefore interested preventing any nations from
disturbing the worlds peace
strong and public opinion tho real executive power of all
governments, AGAINST WAR Armamen cannot be relied
upon mann international peace because their COST is RAP
IDLY BECOMING PROHIBITIVE
When stated in dollars and find that during the past
years. including tho fiscal year, this nation has expended in
preparation for the staggering total of 49, 0365SS
The bonded debt the close of the civil 50 S15056
Our expenditure for preparations during past years
ONLY $is2,779,271 LESS THAN THE ENTIRE BONDED
DEBT INCURRED BY OUR GOVERNMENT IN CARRYING
ON THE FOUR YEARS WAR TO PRESERVE THE UNION
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15

Recitation, Before the offer
ing"-Ruth Belt.
Children's Day Collections, -
Rev. G.. Y. Wilson.
Instrumental solo, Miss Ruth
Cook.
Drill, Voices of children un-
der our flag" Misses Stella
Phillips, Wilma Paris, Kate Lynn,
Clyde Spencer, Ena Clark, DAME
Barger, Allie Wathen and Lala
Watson. Messrs. Dennis Clark,
Ed N. Cook, Herschel Franklin,
Tom Bracey Vernon Paris, and
Walker Cook.
Mizpah.
Benediction.
The program was arranged by
Miss Bert Bracey and Mrs. John
7. Vaughn.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Children's Day, A Success.

Children's Day exercises at
Hebron Sunday were we'll at
tended and a large and appreci-
alive congregation had assem-
bled by 10 o'clock. the time set
for the exercises to begin. Bask-
ct dinner was served on the
ground at 11:30, and Rev. G. Y.
Wilson preached in the after
noon.
The following program was
rendered in the morning.
Professional song, God is
Love"
PRAYER by Rev. G. Y. Wilson.
Doxology.
Recitation, "Children's Day"
-Mamye Beard.
Vocal solo, What Bird e
Sings" Miss Edna Clark.
Recitation, Isn't it Wonder
fup- George Phillips.
Recitation, Catherine Paris.
Jesus is All The World to
Me"-Choir.
Recitation, What Shall | Give
Him" Ethelene Watson.
Song by Primaries, "All The
Children.
Song, Gods Love" Oral
Flanary, Watts Franklin and
Lacy Cook.
Song, "Homeward Way
Choir.
Responsive Service" Supt.,
Mrs. Martin.
Garland for Children's Day"
-Atrel Vaughn, zelda Paris.
Mamye Thomas. Lula Spence,
Irene Bracey, Alma Westmore-
land and Marie Watson.
Recitation, MY Baby Sister"
George Watson.
Recitation, Cora Thomas.
Recitation, He has looked on
the face of God" Miss Lala
Watson.
Duet, when / shall see Him
face to face" Hollis C. and
Herschel 0. Franklin.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15

Sunset Magazine, MRS. Freda
Ehmann found herself quite
alone, separated by half the
width of the continent from her
two children. who were married
and living in California. Urged
by them, she converted her
home in Illinois into cash and
came West. Then came the f.
nancial panic of 1893. and debts
had to be shouldered. Twenty
acres of land at Marysville bore
an eight-year olive orchard on
which there was a fine crop of
olives. Mrs. Ehmann's son ask
ed her why she did not set to
work and pickle them. Pickle
olives!v she exclaimed. How
can | pickle olives? Why, | have
never even seen an owe fresh
from the tree!' That night she
went to bed but not to sleep.
Next day Professor Hilgard, of
the Agricultural College of the
University of California, gave
her recipe for picking olives.
Her daughter agreed to allow
her to turn the back porch into
a picking plant. A few years
ago, Mrs. Ehmann formed a
stock company with a capital of
one hundred thousand dollars to
carry on the business begun on
that back porch.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
A Charming Woman

Is one who is lovely in face, form,
mind and temper. But its hard foe a
woman 10 be charming without health.
A weak. sickly woman will be nervous
and irritable. Constipation and kidney
poisons show in pimples, blotches, skin
eruptions and wretched complexion.
But Electric Bitters always prove a
godsend TO women who want health.
bes uty and friends. They regulate
Stomach, Liver and Kidneys. purify
the blood; give strong nerves. bright
eyes, pure breath. smooth, velvety
skin. lovely complexion and perfect
health. Try them. SOC at James IL.
orme's and Haynes & Taylor's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Knew She Had Forgotten.

She had just returned from a
shopping tour, tired but radiant.
He had just returned from the
office tired but well. tired.
Quivering with delight at the
\array of samples shipped from
1rolls of dress goods. she emptied
the contents of her purse into
her lap. There was a metallic
sound. A look Of dismay cross
ed her face.
"fherel" she exclaimed. Il
just knew there was something
| had forgotten to buy!"
What was il. dear?" he ask
ed, with an assumption Of inter
est.
I'm sure | don't know" she
replied petulantly, but ! find |
have a half dollar left. - Bos-
ton Herald.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Squeezed"

A paragraph is going the
rounds about girl dying from
tight lacing. An editor COM
menting on the fact says: Those
corsets should be done away
with and the girls can't live
without being squeezed we sup
pose men could be found who
would sacrifice themselves. AS
old as we are, we'd rather de-
vote three hours a day, without
a farthing of pay, as a fervent
corset, then see these girls dy-
ing in that manner. Office hours
almost any time.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
WINS Flahl Foe LIE.

IL was long and bloody battle for
life that was waged by James b. Mer-
shon, Of Newark, n. j.. Of which he
writes: 81 had lost much blood from
lung hemorrhages, and was very weak
and rundown. For eight months |
was unable 10 work. Death seemed
close on my heels, when began. three
weeks ago, to use DR.. Kings New
Discovery. But it has helped me
greatly. 1t is doing all that you claim. :"
For weak, sore lungs, obstinate coughs
stubborn colds. hoarscness, laprippo.
asthma, hay fever OK any throat or
lung trouble is supreme soc aud 81. 90
Tr ii bottle free. Guaranteed by Jas.
II. Orme and Haynes 6 Tay Tor.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
FOR SALE.

| will on Saturday June 18th,
1911, at my residence in Crayre.
KY, offer for sale at public
to the highest bidder on
a credit of six months, all of my
household and kitchen furniture,
consisting of beds and bedding,
and a general assert
ment Of such things. rs are used
by housekeepers, Note with
security before pu,-
chase is removed. Al sums I'M
der $3.50, cash win be required.
MRS C. M. TABOR.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
T req Liver
RennedY


1t is well TO stop a physical all
ment at the first signs of its approach,
and that is especially true OF liver
trouble, which can eventually give
rise to so many serious complications.
Many have liver trouble and imagine
it is Indigestion, and hence take the
wrong remedy.
When the liver does not store up suf-
ncisnt gastric juices It becomes sluggish.
aud In thfs way disturbs the stomach and
bowels, with which II Is supposed TO work
In harmony. Then comes the sallow
complexion, the pimply face. the duh
pain in the forehead. the thinning Of
the blood. etc. A very quick and sensible
way to stop the trouble as well as to
cure il Is by the use OF Dr. Caidwell's
Syrup Pepsin, which contains ingredients
especially intended to promote the ac-
tivity of the liver.
Among the many thousands who have
written the doctor about the results
achieved with his remedy. and who are
glad to make the facts public so that
others can help themselves. are Mr. Jas.
Kennedy, 81. Louis. Mo. Mrs. s A.
La Rue OF Smiths Grove, KY, and many
others.
the use Of Syrup Pepsin with a sample,
II you viii send your name and address
YOU can also obtain a free trial bottle.
This will prove to you that liver trouble
is promptly cured with this remedy or
money viii De refunded. Having tried
II you can then buy Il IN the REGULAR
way Of your druggist nc nifty cents and
one dollar bottle and the latter IL
SUFFICIENT for an entire family
This remedy IS a vast Improvement
over cathartiC tablets and salts. which
only do good COY the time being. Syrup
Pepsin Is permanent IN its results. IL
pleasant 20 take and does not grippe. II
In especially good for an those who can
not stand a violent purgative.
Or. Caldwell personally will be pleased
20 give you amy medical advice YOU may
desire FOR vour aif or family pertaining 20
the stomach liver or bowels absolutely
free Of chargc Explain your case in A
letter and he win reply 20 you IN detail
For tho free sample simply send your
name and address On postal card or
otherwise For either request the Doctors
nddress q ur. W. h. Caldwell, k500 Cald-
well bIi.o.Ag, - atceno. III.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
MAMMOTH CAVE FOR
SUMMER WHITE HOUSE
Congressman Thomas Will Urge
II Upon The Pres
ident.

Washington, ID. c. June IL. -
Representative Robert Y. Thorn
as. of Kentucky. who represents
the district in which the Mann
moth Cave is situated, will call
on President Taft early in the
coming week to suggest Man,
moth Cave as the ideal place for
the presidents summer resi-
dence. He will point out that it
is within one hundred miles Of
the center of population and
that the scenery is magnificent.
A novel idea Of his proposition
is that he will attempt to show
that it is possible to conduct the
air of the cave, which stands at
80 degrees the year round, to all
of the rooms of the executive
mansion and work Offices, so as
10 enable the president TO dwell
in that cool and invigorating
temperature during the hottest
summer days. The member Of
congress will attempt TO show
that this would be preferable TO
sitting over a ton of ice in the
executive offices at Washington.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Practical Answer.

A girl" living not far from
this city, Of rather ancient APP
pearance. was asked why she
did not marry. Her reply is
practical. if it is anything. She
said, Il have some money Of
my own; have a parrot that can
swear and a monkey that can
chew tobacco and smoke cigar
cites. What need have | of a
husband? Can anybody answer
this sensible female?
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15

The wonderful curative power OF
Hays Specific in the treatment of
chronic disease. as attested by the tes-
timonials OF our citizens. and the grow
ing demand for the medicine warrant
Va in recommending it andguaranteeing
satisfaction 20 our customers who use
II for rheumatism. Indigestion. Ecze-
ma, Constipation. Malaria and Chills,
and will refund your money il not sat
ished. 1t is a Spring Tonic. Try it.
We keep a general line OF drugs and
sundries Haynes & Taylor.
S-l5-22-29.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15

from a knife. gun. tin can, rusty nail
fireworks or Of any other nature. de-
mands prompt treatment with Buck
lens Arnica Salye TO prevent blood
poison or gangrene. It's the quickest,
surest healer for all such wounds as
also Tor burns. boils, sores. skin erup-
tions, eczema, chapped hands. corns or
piles 25cts. at James II. Orme's and
Haynes a. Taylor's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Work Will Soon Start

after you take DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, and you'll quickly enjoy their
fine results. Constipation and indiges-
ton vanish and fine appetite returns.
They regulate stomach, liver and bow
els and impart new strength and ener-
gy to the whole system. Try them.
Only 25cts. at James II. Orme's and
Haynes & Taylor's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
&c! The Best

For skin troubles, sores, ulcers ecze
ma, chaps, black heads. pimples and
all eruptions. Use DR.. Bells Anticer-
tic Salve and you get the best. We
guarantee it. IS cents a box every
where.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
For All Skin Diseases

DR.. Bells Antiseptic Salve is the
best-It is creamy snow white ONT
ment pleasant to use and every box is
guaranteed. Price 25c. At all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Every Bottle IS Guaranteed

Every bottle Of Or. Bells. Pine-Tar
Honey is guaranteed 20 give satisfac-
ton M ali throat aud bronchial troubles.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
Don't Be Annoyed

With skin troubles. chaps, pimples,
black heads, eczema or sores. When
one IS cent box Of DIR. Bells Anticep-
tic Salve will cure you. Try it at once.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-06-15
A Hundred Thousand Dollar
Back-Porch.

Left a widow in 1892" writes
Bertha II. Smith in her series,
What Women Are Doing in the
Vest in the June number OF
The labor world., 1911-11-18
CHILD LABOR COMMITTEE GETS RESULTS.

The Minnesota Child Labor Committee held it's
annual conference in Duluth last Thursday. 1t
brought together band of Minnesota s most prom
nent workers in social reform. The subject matters
taken up at the conference seemed to cover every
phase of the child labor problem, and the discus
sions upon them showed that the participants had
keen conception Of the enormity Of the child labor
evil
It was organized labor that first called the atten-
ton of America to the danger arising from the en-
ployment of children in closed up factories and
workshops For time it's voice was slightly heard,
but it persistent, and finally by the So
called ethical societies of the country joined in the
movement and now there is pretty we'll crystal
lized movement in opposition to the employment Of
child at a premature age in any industrial occu-
patton whatsoever.
",rhe school, the home and the play ground'' is
the maxim of every social and economic organization
in America today It is carried into the legislature
of every state in the union. The united child labor
forces present solid front in the fight for child
labor reform, with the result that there was more
favorable legislation the subject passed during
the past two years than during the ten years pre-
Vious.
The National Child Labor Committee, of which
the Minnesota committee is part is the federated
organization of all the societies interested in the
problem. This committee is entitled to the largest
amount Of credit for the great work accomplished
in so short time. It has awakened the public con-
science to sense of the wrong that has been done
the growing children Of the nation and in it's legs-
latve campaigns it has shown the kind of practical
sense that achieves results
The labor world., 1911-11-18
MRS. PANKHURST ~
MAKES GOOD IMPRESSION

BY her quaint little gestures, her
low far-reaching voice, her sincerity.
her personal charm and the logic of
her arguments, Mrs. Emmeline Pank-
hurst, the noted English suffragette,
endeared herself, to large Duluth
audience of representative women at
the First Methodist church, Monday
evenoing. last. =
Mrs. Pankhurst made a profound
impression on those who heard her.
Those who did not believe in suffrage
for women at the beginning of her
lecture were firm believers when she
had finished.
The noted English woman has a.
style of; delivery that is all her own.
Her points and arguments are we'll
taken and she drives each home with
a quaint bit of humor or a specific
instance which cannot fail to con-
vince. =" s" ~ :>@
She spoke in Superior Wednesday
evening and made as deep an inn
preston on the Wisconsin audience as
she did in Duluth. She surely is
wonderful woman engaged in a very
interesting work and her visit to Du-
luth Is to be long remembered by
those who heard her as one of the
pleasurable events Of the present year.
Contrary to the general impression,
Mrs. Pankhurst is not~a loud person.
but woman of great charm, a de-
lightful personality, engaging appear
ance and just enough of an English
accent to make her talk thoroughly
enjoyable.
The labor world., 1911-11-18
TIMELY WORD FROM GOMPERs

Samuel Gompers, president of the American
Federation OF Labor on Monday presented his an
nual report to the convention now in session at
Atlanta, Ga. The editor Of the Labor World has
read the last twenty reports submitted by Mr.
Gompers. We have followed them with interest,"
They have been text books in trade union phi
losophy They have given us courage when our
spirits were low. They have taught us to under
stand Samuel Gompers, and to appreciate his true
worth not only to the labor movement, but to the
country at large.
Ihls last report OF Mr.. Gompers is the browning
literary effort Of his life. It is the most able and
comprehensive presentation of the noble aims, pur
poses and achievements Of the American labor move
ment that has come from the pen of any person. It
Is plain, honest, simple, sane practical and COM
plete defense OF the course and policy of the Amer
lean Federation Of Labor and the trade union move
ment.
1t breathes the spirit of human brotherhood. It
espouses the cause OF fundamental democracy It
strikes terrific blows at privilege. 1t warns against
the pitfalls that have destroyed other organizations
OF men, 1t champions, not the rule Of class but the
rule OF all the people. 1t is fresh fortunate and
timely contribution to the economic literature of
the day. 1t is the ripened Judgment of man
whose whole life has been devoted to observation.
labor and study of the social political and economic
affairs of America, and it ought to be read by
man and woman in the land who is desirous of hav.
ing right prevail over wrong
The country at large now more than at anv other
time is indebted to Samuel Gompers for his latest
effort IN behalf of not labor alone but of all the
people of the Nation
The labor world., 1911-11-18

TO have a record for organizing twenty-five trade
unions and two trades assemblies in less than five
months is something for organizer to boast of.
This is the record Of John D. Chubbuck who has
been doing organization work for the A. F. of L.
and the State Federation of Labor in northern Min
nesota since June ..
He put in ten unions and trades assembly in
Virginia, eight locals and trades assembly at In
ternational Falls, and four local unions in Duluth
It is the high mark for organization work in this
part of the country, and it was brought about by
hard, sincere and conscientious effort.
Mr.. Chubbuck is now in Crookston where he ex-
poets to make good as usual The labor movement
requires just few men like Organizer Chubbuck to
do field work and if they can be secured there is
nothing that stop it's growth. .-:~@