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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
Aaree With the Crowd.

Agree With the Crowd.
Conform or they will rend you
You may say. not for you
That you will live your life alone,
As you elect to do.
There's where you are mistaken
And have another guess.
The average nonconformer
Is not q huge success.
In food and drink and clothing
Let fashion be your guide.
Say II your skirts or trousers
Shall narrow be or wide.
Your comfort don't consider.
For II you do fear
The boys your steps will follow
And In derision jeer.
Believe the politicians.
Doubt not their word Is true.
Take everything as gospel
They pass around to you.
Let doctors and professors
Your wise opinion form.
And to their sage decisions
Conform. conform, conform.
This plan will bring you comfort
And peace of mind and cheer.
No one will nudge his neighbor
And say that you are queer.
And every ancient fogy
Your praises wide will sing,
But as for making progress.
Well. that's another thing.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
His Dearest.

His Dearest
Wife-Do you love me as much a.
everY
Husband-I reckon so.
Wife-Win l always be the dearest
thing in the world to you?
Husband-1 am sure you will unless
the landlord raises the rent.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
FOR AGED PEOPLE.
OLD FOLKS SHOULD BE CARE.
Full IN THEIR SELECTION OF
REGULAR MEDICINE.

We have a safe, dependable and
altogether ideal remedy that is par
ticularly adapted to the require
ments of aged people and persons
Of weak constitutions who suffer
from constipation or other bowel
disorders. We are so certain that
1t will relieve these complaints and
give absolute satisfaction in every
particular that we offer it with our
personal guarantee that it shall cost
the user nothing if it fails to SUBJ
stantiate our claims. This remedy
is called Rexall Orderlies.
Rexall Orderlies have a soothing,
healing. strengthening, tonic and
regulative action upon the bowels.
They remove all irritation, dryness,
soreness and weakness. They re-
store the bowels and associate
organs to more vigorous and healthy
activity. They are eaten like
candy, may be taken at any time
without inconvenience, do not cause
any gripping, nausea, diarrhoea, ex-
cessive looseness, flatulence or other
disagreeable effect. Price Csc. and
1Oc. Sold only at our store-The
Rexall Store. Dodds & Sharar.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

Shoffner, Chas.
Steward, Mrs. Emma 2
Shepard, Mr.. Guy ]. 3
Therwaidt, Clarence 3
Vannke, Mr.. Frank
Walker, Mr.. John
Wilson, Ere d.
Wilson, Frank
When calling for any of the above
please say advertised letters.
JAMES c. BAILEY,
Postmaster.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

A woman may have the courage
OF her convictions. but not of her
defects.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

Since the installation of this won
derful mechanical contrivance we
are making a speciality of printing
bylaws and booklet work. We can
turn out your work in a short space
of time and make a neat job of it.
WHITEFISH PILOT.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

Even some bachelors have theil
troubles.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

And every time a man loses mon
ey he loses faith in somebody.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

That's II.
"What Is grouch?'
Really want to knowT'
"Uh-huh."
"A crouch Is q man who isn't fond Of
himself"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
Value.

Look at him."
Tough looking customer. isn't he?"
yes: looks like thirty cents"
Eyes. but I bet he feels like sixty"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

No Drawback.
you might like these rooms II you
don't mind the noise Of the elevated
trains"
Noise? Say, have nine children,
mostly boys"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

Active For Disabled One.
Love Is blind"
do you think so?"
That's what the wise ones say"
"Well. he kicks up lot of ruction
Tor one on the disabled list"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
Tho Difference,

NV 0"06OUV0s
A little maiden fresh and sweet
As any dew washed rose
10 playing near the city street
In lace and silken hose,
Her locks are cleaning from the care
or nurses skillful hands,
And lustrous ribbons Haunting there
Hold down the curling strands.
She looks across the street and sees
A baby boy and girl
At play beneath the sheltering trees.
Where vagrant breezes whirl
The leaves and grasses in a heap
or waste upon the ground.
Upon the mass the babies leap
And rustic round and round.
Ineir CLONES are soiled with bits Of earth,
Their hands are streaked with CRIME.
Their voices ring with joy and mirth.
They have a gleesome time.
Their merry faces smudgy are.
This morning they were clean.
BUT Barbara must sigh affair."
The street lies broad between.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

The Only Explanation.
"Mr. and Mrs. Brown are on ex.
cellent terms"
"You don't tell me!''
"They are. really"
"When were they divorced?" -
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
An Exchange.

ever see a woman sharpen a pen.
ell, Maude?"
mo. Why?"
"Just wondered"
ever see man sew on q button.
Jack?"
' Same " '::''::: >|l||':
Careful.
"Do try to be good" l.
II mustn't try" isTs& ~
"Why?" xS7k F. III
II might succeed" 'yssss3
"Well?"
''That would ruin my reputation"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

Her Estimate.
"1sn't she q dear?"
"She is too much Of an extremist"
Extremist. How is that?'
"She'd use a sledge hammer to break
an egg and a cambria needle to pitch
hay to an elephant"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

The Reason.
II suppose he has many enemies?"
"No; think not
''That's queer"
mot at all. His wife is an orphan
with no relatives"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20
Both Busy,

Both Busy.
"What Is Jennie's husband doing?'
"Practicing law"
"And what is Jennie doing?"
"Practicing economy"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

els she smart?''
II don't know. 1t doesn't matter.
She is swell locker, which is a sub
stitute most any girl would sigh for"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

One Exception.
"All the world loves a winner"
ut isn't unanimous"
"No?"
mo: there's the loser. you know"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1911-04-20

WHEN man marries for money he
sincerely hopes that his wife won't
find it out, but he has another guess
coming.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
Not In Circulation Thers.

Not In Circulation There.
An error Of . new clerk in the mall
ing department Of an eastern publish
er was responsible. the other day, for
the mailing Of prospectus to world
famous statesman. who had been dead
for some years. The letter was re-
turned a few days later with the fol-
lowing Endorsement: "In Heaven, -.
1911. Gentlemen: As your publica-
tions are not permitted to circulate
here. I believe it would be useless for
me to subscribe for them. Yours re-
spectfully," and here followed the
name of the famous statesman.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12

to utterly destroy for two or three
years at least all danger Of neuralgaio
pains Others have managed to exist
without stomach. The keen knife OF
the surgeon having trimmed this or.
gan from the body and nature having
como forward to aid. they live for
years with but little Inconvenience.
The enormous tumors that are some
times lifted from the cranial cavity
sometimes destroy a part, at least. OF
the gray matter. but somehow or 9TH
or the patient goes on RUNNING like
an engine upon one cylinder. This 10
the most daring type of fooling death.
generation ago there were ten.
fifteen. maybe twenty diseases that
were looked upon a. absolutely incur
able. The number has been getting
smaller. Every now and again some
man finds q new way Of attacking an
old disease. Others aid and the fight
goes on. Another Of the so-called In
durable ones are vanished. Just how
many there are. this day, NO one likes
to say. Something might happen by
tomorrow that would make any state
ment ridiculous.
We used to die Of typhoid, septi-
cemiae, tentanus. yellow fever and ma
laria. The fighters were firing and
stabbing In the dark SO far as any real
results were concerned. The under
taker looked complacent and the grave
yards waxed large. Some man work
ing in the fever swamps learned how
to fool death in typhoid and yellow fe-
YER by studying mosquitoes. Still an.
other man watched the fly and dis
covered that death in typhoid would
be easy to battle II the houseny could
be eliminated.
Diphtheria. infantile paralysis and
others Of the diseases Of childhood
have been and are being gradually
walled OF and made helpless by bar
rier Of serums. vaccines and solutions
that seem quite simple enough now
that we have become accustomed to
them. Death is being fooled daily
with some colorless fluid and q tiny
hypodermic needle.
In southern Illinois. twenty years
ago there was much fever and ague,
oftentimes resulting in death. The
same conditions then existed In south
east Missouri. These two localities
are being cleared of the timber that
covered them. The sun is getting
into the lowlands where its rays were
strangers. There is not much ma
laria in these two localities any more.
The sun has sterilized the earth so
far as the malaria breeding mosqui-
toes are concerned. They do not breed
any more in such number. and there
is not the chance Of infection as there
used to be when swarms of them flew
out Of the creek bottoms at night
fall.
Death is being baffled and puzzled
by such instances everywhere. Men
want to live and they are studying the
means and methods by which they
can fool death and live longest The
scalpel and the little vial OF serum are
the worst foes Of the rider on the pale
horse.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
Overheard In Venice.

Isn't 1t romantic. John. DEAR" said
she. as they sat in the little Venetian
garden, Ito sit here and listen to these
italian troubadours singing their bal
lads bathed in the moonlight"
"Yes. DEAR" replied John, with .
deep-drawn sigh. But I sometimes
wish they'd bathe in something be-
sides moonlight. don't you. 1t might
less romantic. but 1t would be =
darn sight more hygienic."-Harper's
Weekly.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
Damon and Python.

A certain great publisher of rather
exacting temperament and not espe.
cially easy to get along with. secured
an editor after many other editors had
passed through his office
This editor tanned the exacting and
sometimes querulous publisher. and
they became great friends The ed
itor. apparently. hac the stun in him
to compel pleasant treatment.
One day the editor and the publish
er came into a luncheon club arm
in arm.
Look at them" said another pub
Usher. There come Damon and Py.
thon!"-Saturday Evening Post.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
A FINE NIGHT-cAP
The Best Thing In the World to Go to
Bed and Sleep On.

my wife and I ind that teaspoon
fuls Of Grape-Nuts and cup Of hot
milk, or some cream, with 1t. makes
tho finest night-cap in the world" says
an Allegheny, Pa. man.
I'VE go to sleep as soon as we strike
the bed, and slumber like babies till
rising time in the morning.
1T is about 3 years now since we be-
gan to use Grape-Nuts food, and we
fore retiring and sometimes for lunch.
/ was 30 sick from what the doctors
called acute Indigestion and brain fag
before I began to use Grape-Nuts that
could neither eat, sleep nor work with
any comfort.
II was afflicted at the same time
with the most intense pains. accompan.
led by a racking headache and back
ache, every time I tried to eat any
thing. Notwithstanding an unusual
pressure from my professional duties,
/ was compelled for time to give up
my work altogether.
"Then put myself on q diet Of
Grape-Nuts and cream alone, with an
occasional cup Of Postum as runner
up, and sometimes little dry toast.
assure you that in less than a week I
felt like new man; l had gained six
pounds in weight, could sleep we'll
and think we'll.
THE good work went on, and l was
soon ready to return to business, and
have been hard at 1t, and enjoying it
ever since.
Command me at any time any one
enquiries as to the merits Of Grape
Nuts. You will find me always ready
to testify" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
Read the little book. THE Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's a reason" !"
Ever read the above letters A new
: one appears ff0n tlnae to time. They
are Geaaiae, tEue, and full Of hUnaa
interest.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
Two Of q Kind.

Two Of Q Kind.
Il ind that my husband has been
having the once boy call me up every
day and humble terms of endearment
That's . nice way to fool his wife.
He's been going to the ball game"
How 10 1t that you didn't catch ON
to the voice?"
We'll, I'm busy at bridge every day.
and I've been having the cook answer
the telephone"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
A SunerIor Pseson.

A Superior Person.
=. H. Elliott. the secretary Of the
American Automobile association,
was talking about . somewhat super
cilious and conceited millionaire.
Hes . very superior person." Mr..
Elliott said, smiling. He's the sort
Of person who would be sure to 60
70 horse show in . motor car and to
an automobile show in q monoplane."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
Yes, and How About pln,7

Nothing is ever lost or totally de-
stroyed." said the professor of physics.
I. In that case." said the simple and
frank person. "how do you explain the
fact that everybody loses umbrellas.
and you never meet anybody who has
found one?"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
Forbidden Fruit,

Mrs. Jones es-White-Your luncheons
are always SO successful, dear. Do tell
me how you select your menus"
Mrs. Smith-Brown-My physician
gave me list of things shouldn't
eat and ! choose the dishes from that
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
The Likeness.

IF crows could swear. what kind of
q political gathering would their Ian
guage resemble?"
II suppose 1t would be something Of
q cav cuss."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12

Not Knocking oIattsry.
Mrs. Coogan-An' the little thing 10
the devils own image of his father.
Mrs. Slattery-Yis. but don't molnd
that 20 long ~ he kapes hilthy.-
Puck.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
He Mioht Guess.

And where" demanded his wife.
with flashing eyes. would you be now
only for me?"
The man glanced at the clock. 1t
was verging on midnight. He sighed
and was silent-Puck.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12

OWnpoStone - o0OthOeo
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, . safe and sure remedy for
lnfants and Children, and 80 that Il
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
American shoe. Superior,

European shoe manufacturers are
unable to compete successfully with
American skill In the designing Of
lasts and in the cutting Of patterns.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
II the average man has occasion to
generate . good. hearty laugh once .
month, he 10 playing In great luck.

II you wish beautiful, clear. white
clothes. use Red Gross Bag Blue. At al
good grocers.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
A albItoohtle.

He has a collection of books that
almost any man might envy"
'lndeed?"
Yes. They show a sum total Of
$4,000 in bank deposits."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12

Of the type that used to bs hope
lees. Four Of the vertsbfaa
were smashed. 1t was vorss
than . broken back. for not one.
but four Of the chain OF bones
were crushed.
1t was considered amazing
that he should have survived
the fall. Naturally. then. It was
still more amazing when he
gan to grow stronger after
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1911-10-12
KQl%NK1
sEseEs E!E1$!g ! $s Sc g s$sa

OOLIN q aeatAi
That u Just whAS
n amounts 70. l6
u happening every
day. In homes
and hospitals. IN
tents and sanitari-
ums.
A while ago Q
young st. LOufsan
became embr0il0d
In an argument
The evening world., 1911-08-08
WIFE Of BANKER
AND HER MOTHER
HURT COLLISION
Mrs. Ava Scranton and Mrs.
Wood Thrown From a
Carriage in Brooklyn.

Mrs. Ellen A. Wood. a wealthy. ICED
Brooklyn widow. and her daughter.
Mrs. Ava Scranton. wife OF n New York
banker. H. X. Scranton. were seriously
injured to-day when the carriage OF
Mrs. Wood was bumped by a Flatbush
avenue car In Livingston street. james
Byrne. the aged ooachman OF Mrs.
Wood. was only slightly hurt. Mrs.
Wood is at the point OF death at the
Brooklyn Hospital. where she was taken
with hci daughter. whose ankle was
broken.
The carriage in which they wore
riding was a light surrey drawn by two
spirited bay horses. They were cross
ing Livingston street TO tho rear en-
trance OF tho Abraham n Straus
store and were nearly across the car
tracks when the horses backed up and
forced the collision with tho trolley car
The shock was so severe that the
women and coachmen were all thrown
TO the street. The horses became frac-
tious and kicked over tho harness and
seemed likely to trample on Mrs
Scranton, who was lying near the curb
Detcctive-Sergt. Ryan OF Brooklyt
Headquarters and John Eeeler Of No
20 Butler street ran to tho horses head
, and held them in control until thu
women could be carried into the stor'
hospital.
The evening world., 1911-08-08
PHOTOGRAPH
GOT CONGRESSMAN
IN PRETTY MESS
Father Called at Office and
Wanted to Thrash the
LaW-Maker.

WASIINGTON. Aug. S-Further de-
yclopmcnts are expected In the trouble
over a letter which It Is charged that
Congressman 4. W. Lafferty of oregon
had written to pretty Miss Florence.
seventeen years Old, requesting the
pleasure OF her acquaintance.
The representative saw the picture
in a newspaper. Then a letter came to
her. purportlng to come from tho rep
resentat!ve, IN which the wish to meet
her a expressed. The girl gave the
letter 10 her father. who Is chief clerk
In the Geological Survey.
The father says he went TO tho Of
flee % see the representative. There.
says the father. the representative told
him he had not written the letter. but
that it was probably written By some
one in his office and that he had no
knowledge of its writing.
kubel says he reconsldered his intcn-
lion OF thrashing the representative
when he saw how much smaller the Of
flcial was than himself. but demanded
an explanation OF Laffertv's attitude
toward his daughter.
The evening world., 1911-08-08
|MP0L|TE AVIATOR
GETS IN THE WAY
Of MISS MOISANT
Forces Young Woman tc Post
pone Her Flight for a
Pilots License

An amateur aviator, fOpplng about
at Garden city to-day. prevented Miss
Matilda Moisant. sister OF tho late John
r, Molsant. from qualifying for a pilots
license from the Aero club of America.
To-day's flying weather was IDEAL, and
Miss Moisant. who has already given
evidence Of the same daring spirit that
made her brother one OF the greatest
aviators of his time. was on the field
early and had her machine tuned up.
The acroplane made a beautiful, clear
rise. and the young woman had not
been IN the air long before the watch
ers were confident that she would III
every requirement for a license.
She reached a height OF sixty feet and
then proceeded around tho field. She
had made three circuits, her engine
working splendidly II every detail OF
the machine in first class trim, when
the amateur In a patchcd-uD bislanc
appeared beneath her,
The newcomers machine made a noise
like a volcano IN sudden action and
Jumped into the air directly in the course
IN which Miss Moisant was flying. 1t
kept ON hopping-"grass-cutting' the
flying men call it-and Miss Moisant and
her friends soon realized that there wa
danger of a collision unless It withdrew
a friend OF the young woman ran Va
onto the field and asked tho amateur Il
he would not postpone his flight unit
Miss Moisant finished her trial for th5
license. but the nan refused ana Mis-.
Molsant descended. She postponed hsl
l.ccnse-nlsht until tomorrow.
Thomas Sopwith, a young English
aviator, made a successful flight to-day
In the rebuilt BleriOt monoplane whlcf
he Will take to Chicago this afternoon
for the acyIa, tournament n that city
lie rose to a height Of 900 feet anC
remained a.o.. for about half an hour
His machine has two seats and Is a lJl
model, lie dropped IN 1t several week.
ago, shortly after his arrival In Ihil
country, but neither he nor his pas
senger, Philip w. Wilcox. Was injured
Harold Binney M :. ;, Jerwan, ais
Of the Moisant school. made hsu'
49, -------.-- -sr a..
The evening world., 1911-08-08
WOMAN OVER 70
BEGINS ANOTHER
Term IN PRISON
Judge Swami Sends Elizabeth
Fitzgerald to Workhouse
Instead of Penitentiary.


- "1'nered ana oent oid woman whose
gray hair streamed over her face In
untidy strands and whose mail eyes
were furtively restless as she glanced
~nervously on ali side, l,mpcd I'm bcsor.
Judvs swan, 1, ce,era, se..,o,. ,o.a.v
M, r,...., u,,u,v - ,.xn n.,,v
- - ,-
' "'. W. 'e'o"" ~'en"o ~" wv ""'
peeh ihoieteu on q chafss OF Rranu
larceny.
Mrs. Bertha Rudnick OF No. rs st.
Mark's place testified that sne had left
hsr apartmsn, on Ju,v , IN visit n
ne,shbor. leaving tho hail door Oman.
whe, aha returned IN N few minutes
.he found tho pr,soner On thu anar,.
man, v,,h n hu,di. Of clo,hi,v va,u.d
n, s,O q, hor orra sbs vas ms, ohou,
"a ,eave with n,
uttor ola - 90, ,ah.,h -, a.,.a
I,dy. su,,,
CIV No, .,,. yo,- ~,,o,or ..n ~.
nj. r,ouor "h,, 7 .h,,p rn o,.r go
er,v.
..yo,,v. .o.r, .r.,, uo,, ,..r. 4,
~. no,..,,,.r, ,,,.,,, ,on,"
The evening world., 1911-08-08
DETECTIVES LED
TO BOY GANG THAT
ATTACKED WOMAN
Woodhaven "Mystery" Solvel
BY Brother-in-law of
Mrs. MOier.

The arrest OF all seven Of the young
rufinns who invaded the home OF Mrs.
Clara Moicr at Fundy street and Old
South road. woodhavcn. Queens Bor-
ough. early yesterday Is promised by
the detectives who have already round
Ell up three charged with participation
In tho outrage. Daniel Reagan. seven
teen years old. OF No. 1929 Rockaway
road. East New York. n Robert Lo-
REM. seventeen years old. OF No. 1905
broadway. W~oodhsven. were locked up
to-day on evidence furnished by John
Russo. eighteen years old. OF Wood
haven. who confessed thai he was ono
OF tho gang.
Mrs, Moler is ~thirty-elght years old
She was alone Sunday night In her hovic.
which IL remote from others. Seven
drunken youths forced a door OF her
house between 9 o'clock and . o'clock
Monday morning and. dlsregarding her
screams. ovcrpowered her. The out
cries OF Mrs. Molcr we're heard by her
brother-ln-law. who lives a quarter OF
a mile away. lie FASTENED to her hs-
sistance. but. unarmed, vas no match
for the seven husky assailants. They
had little difficulty In taking care 81
the brother-in-law until they got ready
to leave.
It happened that the brothcr-in-law or
another occasion had seen ono OF the
invaders OF Mrs. Molcr's home. lie re
called where the youth lived Detec-
tives broke into the home OF John
Russo on Shoe and Leather lane late
last night. yankcd him out OF bed ana
hustled him to the station house.
Russo soon weakened and not only al
mittcd that he was one OF the crowd
that attacked Mrs, Muicr. but gave lhc
names OF his six companions. Nou',
according to Russo. was rOre than
eighteen years old,
Mrs. Moler is unable to leave her
home. The prisoners will he held un'll
she IL in condition to go to court.
Tho Invasion OF the home Of Mrs.
Moier was one OF a series OF outragcs
IN remote sections Of Queens. Burg
lates and evcn murder nave been ac-
complished almost under the eyes OF toe
police and arrests have been few.