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Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1911-09-26
FUNERAL WAS IMPRESSIVE.

Kiev, Russia, Sept. 23.-Dmitry
Bogroif, the assassin Of Premier
Stolypin, was tried yesterday by
court martial and sentenced to death
~ hanging. Bogron shot M. Stoly-
pin ! week ago last Thursday night
It ! gala performance at the opera
and the premier succumbed to the
wounds last Monday night.
The court martial was attended
81. twenty ofIicials, six Of them hav-
ing been witnesses Of the shooting,
among them Minister OF Justice
ChfcheglovitofT. In view Of Bogron's
plea Of guilty. however, none Of
them was called to the stand and
only Colonel Kuliabgo, chief Of the
secret police. was examined. It was
through the fundamentally Of Ku-
Iiabko that Bogroff gained admit
lance to the theater to assassinate
n. Stolypin.
Bogroff declined counsel. Every
ono was amazed at his calmness and
the frmness OF his voice as he relat.
ed the history Of his life. He also
described how he had deceived the
police In getting the opportunity tc
assassinate the premier but did not
betray any Of his accomplices. He
heard the sentence OF death pro.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1911-09-26

1872 conservative seats, but one is
held by nationalist. Henry Bour-
assa's lurid appeals to the young
French vote of Quebec failed to
secure more than the typically en-
thusiastic applause from the people
who dearly love political campaign
ing. The elected nationalist had no
conservative option in mis- district.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1911-09-26
Infant Chewed Matches.

Mason City, Sept. 23.-Three
hours after he chewed the heads on
OF some matches here yesterday az
ternoon, the 3-year-old son OF L. l.
Jones died. He suffered untold
agony and was unconscious for the
last two hours.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1911-09-26
A Fine Map.

The Freeman-Tribune's new map
of Hamilton county is selling we'll.
"A careful examination Of the map
will show that It is up to date Ia
every particular. ALI titles are cor
rect up to the first of March, all
drainage bitches. rural routes and
highways In the county are includ.
ed, and the map viii be found an
valuable as reference work for all
classes Of business men as we'll as
farmers. Cloth maps sell at 50 each
while the paper maps sell at g.
Orders for either should be sent to
the Freeman-Tribune, Webster City
Try to be happy in this very pres.
ent moment, and not put on being
30 to time to come. as though tina,
time should be OF another MAKE
from this. which is already com.
and is ours.-Fuller.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Tapestry Brussels Rug

TAPESTRY BRUSSELS RUG. One piece, 81 K ~
Medallion center and all over patterns. Regu-
lar price, $500 and $3.50. Sale price,
$3.50 and $14.75
z 6" K 81 Regular price, $1,000 and $3.50. Sale
price $3.50 and $3.50
s. 3" x 1O> 6" Regular price, $1,000 and $500.
Sale price ................ $1,000 and $1,000
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Wool and Fiber Rugs

Wool AND FIBRE RUGS. A very serviceable
rug for low price. Reversible. Colors, tan and
green, red and green. brown and green. OK
12'. Regular price, $1,000 Sale price :. $3.50
g W K 1O 81. Regular price, $1100. Sale
price Observation-Disclosures. $3.50
ODD SIZED RUGS. Bigelow Wilton Small
figure, green and brown, also tan and green.
TO- 6"x 10' 81. Regular price, So Sale
price Observation-Disclosures. $3.50
9'x9', same pattern. Regular price, $4,000
Sale price ................... $4,000
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21

I Lot Mems Balbriggan Shirts and Drawers.
Regular price, 25 cents. Sale price IT cents
1 Lot Men s Union Suits Sizes SO to 49, Reg
ular price, $1.O0. Sale price. 70 cents
Lot Boys Colored Blouses Regular prices,
so and Is cents. Sale price ........29 cents
1 Lot Umbrellas both Ladies and Gent s.
Regular prices, $1.25, $3.50, $500. Sale
price .98 cents
Lot Mems and Boys Soft Hats Regular
prices, $1.25 to $3.50. Sale price 80. SO cents
1 Lot Mems Asbestos fire proof shoes for
foundry and farm work Regular price, $500.
Sale price Observation-Disclosures. .$1.59
Lot Men s Neckwear. Regular prices Is and
SO cents. Sale price. ...............14 cents
1 Lot Mems and Boys Caps Regular prices,
Is and so cents. Sale price . 10 cents
Lot Unlined Wool Coats Regular prices,
$3.50 and $500. Sale price. .... .$1.25
Mems Fancy Vests. Regular prices, $3.50 and
$500. Sale price OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $1.79
LOU Fancy vests. Regular prices,
$1.25, $3.50, $500. Sale price SO cents.
Lot Children's Rompers. Regular price, SO
cents. Sale price .................. 39 cents
1 Lot Mems Fancy Hose Regular price, 25,
38, and SO cents. Sale price ......... 10 cents
Lot B. v D. Shirts and Drawers. Regular
price, so cents Sale price. .37 cents
Mems Porous Knit Union Suits, knee length.
Regular price, so cents. Sale price .33 cents
Boys Balbriggan Drawers. Regular price, Is
cents. Sale price .................13 cents
Lot Ladies and Gents All Wool Harvard
make Sweaters in nearly all colors and sizes.
Regular price, $500. Sale price. .$3.9s
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
BigeIow Brussels Rsaa

BIGELow BRUSSELS RUG Small figures, 1O' 6" <
TO- 81. Regular price, $3.50. Sale price, $2650
x9', Regular price, $28Oo. Sale price. $1,000
g. K 81, Regular price, $4,000. Sale price, $500
HALL RUNNERS. Administer Fabric, g 49,
Regular price, $1,000. Sale price - $3.50.
Wilton Hall Runners 81 81. Regular price
$500. Sale price .................11 5O
81 12'. Regular price, $500. Sale price, $3.50
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Clothing Department

We find ourselves over stocked with Summer
Clothing and have made extremely low prices to
close every Suit at this, sale.
1 Lot Young Mems Suits in Scotch mixtures
and fancy worsteds, sizes 81 35, &c. Regular
prices, $40, $12, $3.50. Sale price. $439
1 Lot Mems Suits all sizes, 81 to A. Fancy
mixtures. Regular prices, $12, $15, $16. Sale
l Lot Men s Suits in fancy worsteds All sizes.
Regular prices, $18, $40, $22.5o. Sale price,
$13.47
l Lot Boys Long Pant suits. Ages 16 to 10.
Regular prices, So, $40. Sale price :. .$629
1 Lot Long Pant Suits. Ages Is to 10. Regu-
lar prices, $3.50 to $14. Sale price. -. 1919
Boys Knee Pant Suits. Regular prices, $3.50,
$500. Sale price 1929
1 Lot Boys Knee Pant Suits. Regular prices,
$500, $500, $3.50. Sale price ....... $3.50
1 Lot Spring and Fall Top Coats Regular
prices, $1,000, $3.50, $500, $1,000. Sale
price ............... ................. $3.50
1 Lot Mems Rain Coats Regular prices,
$1,000 and $3.50. Sale price ....... $40
Lot Men s Rain Coats. Regular price $14.0O,
$500, $1,000. Sale price. . $1,000. 1898
Lot Mems Odd Pants. Regular prices, $500,
$500, $3.50. Sale price 1898
/ Lot Mems Odd Pants. Regular price, $1.75,
$500. Sale price observation-disclosures. $148
1 Lot Boys Knee Pants. Regular price, $10O,
$125. Sale price ..................8 9 cents
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21

BODY BRUSSELS RUGS, OK 12', Bigelow and
other makes. Small figures. Dropped patterns
A big lot to select from. Regular price, $500
and $3.50. Sale price. $3.50 and $23.75
8 8" K 1O' 81, all best patterns. Regular price,
$26OO Sale price . splits
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Atwood Art Squares

ALL Wool ART SQUARES made from the best
grade of Ingram. The right rug for bed rooms.
A big choice of colorings
x3 yards, Regular price, $675. Sale price, $3.50
3x 312 yds., Regular price, $500. Sale price,
$3.50
3x yds, Regular. price, 5000 Sale price $3.50
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Lowell InQrain

LOWELL INGRAM, all wool carpets, 10 to 20
yards. Regular price IS cents. Sale price, SIS
cents per yard.
All wool carpets, Lowell make, any pattern in
stock, 60 cents per yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Tapestry Brussels Carpet

TAPESTRY BRUSSELS CARPET, 81" in width All
new patterns and best grade of goods. Regular
price, 80 cents to $1O0. Sale price, "a cents
per yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Velvet Carpets

VELVET CARPETS. Parlor effects, floral and
conventional patterns. Some patterns have Stair
Carpets to match. Regular price $1.25. Sale
price. ..................... 80 cents per yard
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
RixendOrfer InIaid LinOIeurns

RIxoRFER INLAD L1NoLEUMs, all in wood
effects. The best price of goods made Regular
price, $1.65. Sale price, $1.17 per square yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Wilton Carpets

WILTON CARPETS. One of the very best wear
ing fabrics made. Regular price, $1.65 Sale
price ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $1.05 per yard
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
BfaeIOw Wilton Rugs

B1GEIow WILTON RUGS. All good colorings
and patterns suitable for Parlor, Living Room
and Dining Room. These are dropped patterns.
Won't be made again by manufacturers.
OK II, Regular price, $3.50. Sale price .$27.50
81 3" 1O' 6". Same grade of Rug. Discontinued
pattern Regular price, $4,000. Sale price $3.50
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
LinOleuEm

LNoLEUM: ~ wide in hardwood floor effects
Regular price, IS cents. Sale price, IS cents per
square yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Ingram Carpets

INGRAM CARPETS. Warranted half wool
Regular price so cents. Sale price 80 cents per
yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Silk Department
Black Silks

I piece each Haskell's Peau de Sole and Peau
de Cygne, 20-inch wide. Regular price $1OO
Sale price 79c.
piece 36-inch Taffeta, extra value. Regular
price $1.00 Sale price ..79c
i piece 364ncln Guaranteed Taffeta Regular
price $1.38. Sale price. ......... $1.10
piece Haskell's Satin Raye, % inches wide.
Regular price SIPS. Sale price. >. .5.... use
1 piece Haskell's Black Taffeta, % inches
wide. Regular price $1.OO. Sale price. !. soc
piece Haskell s Moire Velour, 10 inches wide
Regular price $1OO. Sale price. -. 49c
piece Satin Brocade. 20 inches wide. Regu-
lar price $1.25. Sale price. ...............5 SOC
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Breadths OF Administer Rugs

BREADTHs ADMINISTER RUGS, Mill Seconds.
3 and yards long, fine for rugs. Regular
price, $1.75 per yard. Sale price, IS cents per
yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Mems Furnishings

1 Lot Men s Negligee Shirts All good patterns.
Regular prices, $50 and $1.00. Sale price,
...................4 3 cents
1 Lot Mems Negligee Shirts Extra good
values Regular price, $3.50. Sale price. .$119
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21

China mattings, all straw, 20 or 40 yards
Regular price, 1919 cents Sale price, 9 cents
China mating, jointless. Several colors. Regu-
lar price, 10 cents Sale price, II cents per I'd.
China Mating A very fine quality and good
colors. Regular price, Is cents per I'd. Sale
price, Is cents per I'd i
Jap's with cotton warp, in rolls of 20 or 40
yards. Regular price, 30 cents. Sale price.
10 cents per yard.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21

When YOU buy this kind of Merchandise at
Prices we quote, you saving money. Goods
are all standard and don't change in style.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21

WINDOW SHADES, made in embossed hollands,
colors white. ecru, two shades of green. and tan,
36"x7', with good roller. Regular price SO
cents. Sale price, ..............3 3 cents each.
Brass Extension Rod for Lace Curtains Regu-
lar price, 10 cents Sale price, Z cents each, 4
Rods for 25 cents sk4sH iii.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Small Rugs, Administer

SMALL RUGS, AxMN1sTER. So" K 72". Regular
price, 1915 Sale price .... $3.50
q" 54". Regular price, $3.50 Sale price, 81. AS
Wilton Rugs, SO" COZ. Regular price, 7.50
Sale price acknowledgements. ). SO .85
81" 54". Regular price, $500. Sale price, $2.75
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Muslin Curtains

MUSLIN CURTAINS, 21a yds. long with ruf1e.
Also straight curtain with lace edge. Regular
price, rs cents. Sale price, 55 cents
LACE CURTAINS, every Curtain marked for
Special Sale. E4
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Extra Fine China Mating

EXTRA FINE CHINA MATING. Plain and fancy
colors The best wearing mating made. Regular
price, IS and 40 cents. Sale price, 25 cents per
yd All mattings are 20 and 40 yards to roll
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21

Smyrna Hall Runners. Double faced. 3 K g.
Regular price, $3.50. Sale price. $500. 1915
3>x 12>. Regular price, $1,000. Sale price, $500
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
BigeIOw Administer Rug

BIGELow ADMINISTER Rug. Colorings and
patterns are copies of Orientals. Regular price,
$500. Sale price Observation-Disclosures. $1875
81 8" 1O' 6" size. Regular price, $225O. Sale
price $16.75
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
COlOred Silks

1 lot Roger & Thompson's Standings navy,
black green, old rose, Alice blue, sky blue and
gray II inches wide. Regular price $1O0.
Sale price 73c
piece Summer Foulards, all this season s pat
terms, excellent line to choose from. Regular
prices 81 25 and $780, Sale prices 9Oc and 75c
1 lot Messaline Silks, colors blue and white,
white and black, 81 inches wide. Regular
price $1.OO Sale price. Observation-Disclosures c
2 pieces 36-inch MessaGne, sky blue and cat
awba Regular price $1.38 Sale price. -. CSC
1 lot Peau de Cashmeres, colors rose pink, lilac
and white, 10 inches wide Regular price Use.
Sale price. -. -, .59c
2 pieces Chiffon Taffeta, 81 inches wide, white
and cream white. Regular price $1.oO.
Sale price 69c
piece Black Crepe de Cygne, "a inches wide.
Regular price S7hc. Sale price. ........ .55c
pieces Black and White Taffeta, 10 inches
wide Regular price Use. Sale price. 49,. AGE
lot Waist Pattern Lengths in Persians, plaids
and fancy, 10 inches wide. Regular price 85c,
$1.OO and $1.38 Sale price. .79c
piece Navy Blue Bengaline, 19 inches wide.
Regular price $1.00. Sale price. ....... .49c
piece Salome Silk, Roger Thompson s corn
shade, q inches wide. Regular price $1.38.
Sale price ...... -.......-..,... .t... SIC
l lot Haskell's Striped Taffetas 20 inches
wide. Regular price $1.oo. Sale price Tile
niece Light Blue Satin, 10 inches wide
Regular price $10O. Sale price. ........ 35c
/ Let Liberty Satins 20 inches wide, shades
pearl, tan, purple, green and Alice blue. Regu-
lar price $1.00. Sale price. ...,.......... SOC
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Alex Smith & Sons Wilton Rug

ALEX SMITH & Son WILTON RUG. One piece.
four good patterns. Regular price, $3.50. Sale
price Observation-Disclosures. $2475
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-06-21
Carpets, Rugs, Linoleum, Oil Cloth and
Lace Curtains. aoor)

rs. Third foor)
Smyrna Hall Runners. Double faced 81 81
Regular price, $3.50. Sale price. ...... 1915
81 K 49, Regular price, $780, Sale price, $500
Small Rugs, Administer
SMALL RUGS ADMINISTER So" K 72" Regular
price, 1878 Sale price .......... $3.50
81" 54". Regular price, $3.50. Sale price, 81 AS
Wilton Rugs, SO" COZ. Regular price, 7.50
Sale price 1856
q" K 54". Regular price, $500 Sale price, $2.75
Breadths OF Administer Rugs
BREADTHs OF ADMINISTER RUGS, Mill Seconds.
3 and 4 yards long, fine for rugs. Regular
price, SITS per yard. Sale price, Is cents per
yard
Lowell Ingram
LOWELL INGRAM, all wool carpets, 10 to 20
yards. Regular price IS cents Sale price, SIS
cents per yard.
All wool carpets, Lowell make, any pattern in
stock, 60 cents per yard
Ingram Carpets
INGRAM CARPETS. Warranted half wool
Regular price go cents. Sale price 80 cents per
yard.
Tapestry Brussels Carpet
TAPESTRY BRUSSELS CARPET 27" in width. ALI
new patterns and best grade of goods. Regular
price, 80 cents to $1.OO. Sale price, "a cents
per yard.
Velvet Carpets
VELVET CARPETS. Parlor effects, floral and
conventional patterns. Some patterns have Stair
Carpets to match. Regular price $1.25. Sale
price. ..................... so cents per yard
Wilton Carpets
WILTON CARPETS One of the very best wear
price OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $105 per yard
LinOleum
LNoLEuM: IL, wide in hardwood floor effects
Regular price, IS cents. Sale price, IS cents per
square yard.
RfxendOrfer InIaid LinOIeumS
RIxoRFER INLAD LINoLEUMs, all in wood
effects The best price of goods made Regular
price, $1.65. Sale price, SLIT per square yard.
Atwood Art Squares
ALL Wool ART SQUARES made from the best
grade of Ingram. The right rug for bed rooms
A big choice of colorings.
8 x3 yards, Regular price, $675 Sale price, 81 so
K 312 yds., Regular price, $500. Sale price,
$3.50
3x4 yds, Regular. price, $500. Sale price, $3.50
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-12

less populous securing larger slice
Of the appropriation because OF having
more townships than some OF their
populous neighbors. It has been sug-
gested that congressional townships,
which are of uniform size, should be
the unit, as that would give eacn
county its rightful share, based on
area. Under the present apporttonment
Kossuth and Pottawattamie counties
receive about twice as much as Wap-
clio county and nearly three times as
much as Lucas. Clarke and Henry
counties. Twenty-eight other counties
receive from 5000 to $500 more than
Wapello county, although many OF
these have contributed nothing like
Wapello countys total toward Great
ing this tax. Treasurer of State Nor
row believes the next general assem-
bly, will have to amend the law by
designating that congressional and not
civil townships shall be considered in
making the apportionment.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-12
DIVIDED on CANDIDATE.

A Washington dispatch gives the re-
suits of poll taken among the demo
Gratis in congress as to the choice for
presidential candidates in 1912. Gov
ernor Wilson of New Jersey drew the
biggest vote in the poll, which re-
suited as follows:
For Governor Wilson Of New Jersey,
IS.
For Governor Harmon Of Ohio. IS.
For Speaker Champ Clark Of Mis-
souri,, 26.
For House Leader Underwood Of
Alabama, II.
For Governor Folk of Missouri, IA.
For Governor Marshall of Indiana IA
For Governor Foss Of Massachu'
sets, 2.
Total positive first choice express
sions, 1853.
Absentees from house and senate 81.
Declined to express preferences, 81.
Number who have Optional" prefer
ences, and favor Wilson. Harmon. or
Clark, Z.
Non-committal, with preferences Tor
Wilson, 8; Clark, /; Harmon, l.
Total number of democrats in house
and senate, 267.
Wilson and Harmon drew support
from congressman representing al
sections Of the country. as did Speak
er Clark. Marshall and Folk are ma
tive son candidates and their support
came from the CONGRESSMAN from
their home states. Representative I'm
derwood drew a good vote from the
southern congressman.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-12
Voc Good To He True.

Too Good To BE True.
A Missouri editor who was brinnful
of hard cider, got a wedding account
and sale ad mixed, and served to
his readers this dope:
William Smith, the only son OF Mr..
and Mrs. Josiah Smith, was disposed
at auction to Lucy Anderson on my
farm one mile east of here In the
presence Of seventy guests including
the following. to-wit: Two mules,
twelve head Of cattle. The Rev. Jack
son tied the nuptial the least averag-
ing 1880 pounds on the hoof. The
beautiful home of the bride was taste
fully decorated with seewash calf, q
spade, sulky rake. one feed grinder,
one set double harness almost new and
Just before the ceremony was pro-
nounced Mendelssohn's wedding
march was played by one mich cow
five years, one Jersey COW, to be fresh
next April, carrying bunch OF flow
ers in her hand and looking charm
ing in gown made OF light spring
wagon, two boxes of apples, two racks
Of hay, one grindstone, mouseline
deori trimmed with about 1870 bushels
of spuds The groom Is we'll known
and popular young man and has al
ways stood we'll among society circles
Of twelve Berkshire hogs, while the
bride Is an accomplished and talented
school teacher of splendid drove iof
Poland China--pedigrees If desired.
Among the beautiful persents were
two sets OF knives and forks. one
spring harrow, one wheelbarrow, one
gc-cart, other articles too numerous to
mention. The bridal couple left yes.
terday on an extended trip, term OF
twelve months time, extended to re-
sponsible parties, otherwise spot cash
luncheon will be served at the table
After this Mr.. and Mrs. Smith will go
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-12

girl with cold sore. An illustrator
for these catalogues makes the work
of old Rembrandt and Mike Angelo
resemble chrome Of Niagara Fal1s
by Moonlight" He can paint b blush
on tomato that will eat up more red
paint than new barn. We saw
near-sighted man chew ting cover on
OF an apple catalogue the other day,
with the result that he got his piper
clogged with yellow ochre and had ia
be rinsed out with gasoline. Every
home where the love OF art for arts
sake has usurped the place Of. boiled
cabbage should have one of these catA
logues on the center table.
One Of the most improving sights IN
urban life is the popularity OF the
farmer at primary election time This
pastime OF cultivating the farmer
every once in two years has become
quite fad with aspiring city cAndi.
dates whose chief qualifications are
thankful Of gall and an invariable wind
pressure. Exercise the same care In
picking out candidate that you would
in buying shoat. It requires about
the same degree OF perspicacity. and
both are liable to be q disappoint-.
ment. 40 I'll, Is
II your girl insists upon hooking up
with some pecan-faced dude who
wears pair OF red gloves in HIS up
per left coat pocket and newer earned
q dime in the world outside Of q poker
Joint, don't argue the matter with her.
Read the twenty-fourth verso Of the
thirteenth chapter Of Proverbs and
get busy.