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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
WORTH KNOWING
The Speed Of Thought.

"As quick as thought is an ex
preston much used to denote the
acme of speed in action, but, like SC
many popular expressions, this one
lis misleading. Thought, or at leas
the mental registering of sensa
lion Is not an exceedingly speedy
process, the thought impulse moving
at the comparatively slow speed OF
ITO feet second, or seventy-1ve mile
an hour. Sound travels nearly ten
times as fast and light nearly nine
million times as swiftly. Though,
would be hopelessly beaten in a race
with a motor car, or even a flying
machine operating under favorable
cosditions.
Perhaps good illustration of the
comprehensive slowness of though,
waves is to assume that man had
an arm seyenty.fve miles long and
that, when he was not looking, l.
friend should grasp his hand. Be,
fore the owner of the long arm be.
came conscious that his hand had
been touched the friend would have
released it and had time to walk four
miles Or eat a very extensive dinner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
TROOPS TO LEAVE
CITIZENS OF 5ENLD, ILL.,, GUAR
ANTEED THEY WOULD MAIN
TAIN ORDER.
Gov. Deneen on Recommendation OF
Gen. Dickson, Issued Evacuation
ton Order For Noon To.
day-Strikers Quiet.

Bend, ILL.,, March Mllitar,
reign in Bend will cease by noon to
morrow. This is the decision of Gov
Deneen and Adiutant General Dickson
made following the promise of Sher
Ill Etter to Adjutant General Dickson
that no disorder win take place III
Bend after the troops depart.
Guaranteeing peace, Mayor Rommell
Barney Flaherty and members of tht
village board of trustees and Mr.
Lowrie have given their word thai
they, with other citizens, will dc
their utmost to put down any attempr
at trouble.
The adjutant general told the citi
zens the situation was up to them
and that 1t is not the desire of the
governor of the state to keep troops
there longer than necessary. He told
them the troops were called by Sher
i'll Etter to aid in settling the trou
BILE.
At the conference Adjutant General
Dickson assured Bends residents
that If they gave the sheriff assurance
that no demonstration will ensue he
would at once recommend to Gov
Deneen to withdraw the troops.
This assurance was given and Ma
yor Rommell, the citizens of Bend
present and nearly score of Others
were Immediately sworn in as special
deputies Gen Dickson called up Gov.
Deneen who approved his actions and
issued recall 10 the militia
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Maley's Restaurant 3l1 Ohio Vt
PLEA FOR INITIATIVE
Oklahoma Senator Makes Stropg Ar
Gument Before judiciary Commit.
tee Of Illinois Legislature.

Springfield, March 22.--Desp.te
threats and predictions that he would
be interfered with by Lorimer par.i
sans in the Illinois legislature Robert
l.. Owen, Upited States senator from
Oklahoma. delivered a forceful expo
sttion Of the initiative and referer
dun at a public meeting of the house
judiciary committee this afternoon.
Senator Owen was not interrupted
and he suffered no discourtesy
though several Lorlmerites did no
attend the meeting. Besides Mr.
Owen the speakers were:
Judge E. F. Dunno, of Chicago. r.
a. Eaton of the Illinois State Grange
and John G, Richburg, representing
the Civic Federation Of Chicago. The
hrst three spoke in favor of the
initiative and referendum while Mr.
Rchberg spoke in opposition.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Miaht BE Dead Today.

Garden City, Kan.--In a letter from
Mrs. Jones Hammer, of this city, she
says 81 firmly believe that would
not be alive today If it We're not for
Cardui, | had been sufferer from
womanly troubles all my life, until |
can't praise Il too highly Are you
a woman suffering from some of the
troubles to which a woman Is pecu
liarly liable? If so, why not try
Cariui, the woman's tonic? You can
rely on Cardui 1t is purely vegetable
perfectly harmless, and acts gently
but surely, without bad after-effects.
Twill help you. Ask your druggist.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Most Effective and Harmless Way tc
Cure Severe Cold and End
An Grippe Misery.

The most severe cold will h,
broken, and all gnippe misery enIeI
after taking a dose OF Pape's Col,
Compound every two hours unit
three consecutive doses are taken.
You will distinctly feel all the dis
agreeable symptoms leaving aftei
the very first dose.
The most miserable neuralgia
pains, dullness, head and nose STUFF
fed up, feverishness, sneezing, run
ming of the nose, sore throat, mucous
catarrhal discharges, soreness, stir
ness, rheumatism pains and Other
distress vanishes.
Pape's Cold Compound is the .resul,
of three years research at a cost OF
more than fifty thousand dollars, and
contains no Quinine, which we have
conc!usiyely demonstrated is not Ell
fective In the treatment oil colds or
grippe.
Take this harmless Compound rs
directed with the knowledge tia.
there is no other medicine, made an,.
where else in the world, which VIII
cure your Geld or end Grippe misery
as promptly and without any Other
assistance or bad after effects as .
25-ceEt package of Pape's Cold Com
pound, which any druggist in the
world can supply.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
COMMITTEE or LODGE ACCEPTS
LIBERAL PROPOSITION MADE
BY CHRIST. BECK.
FRONT WASHINGTON AVE.
On Part of old Cairo Brewery Ground
Mr. Beck viii Erect Fine
Family Boarding House Ad-
joining EIks' Home.

That Cairo Elks will soon have {
magnificent new home seems now rs
sured A conference was held las
night between the building committee
and Christi Beck, president of the
Cairo Brewing Co, who owns tht
ground on Washington avenue soutl
of Ninth street, where the old Brew
cry building stands; and the resulf
was eminenuy satisfactory.
Mr.. Beck offered to erect the build
ing for them and give them a 20-year
lease at per cent OF the cost, with
the privilege of buying the building
at any time for the money II cost tc
build it, and the ground at a fs'e
valuation.
The building proposed to be erect
ed will front 46 feet on Washington
avenue and on Ninth street rs feet
Leoal!s nave not yet Deen agreed
upon; but Mr.. Beck, stated last nigh
that his proposition contemplated
building to cost about $4,000, OF
modern style and appointments, witt
every necessary convenience to nice
the needs of the Elks.
The Elks committee consists OF
w. II. Wood, H. S. Antrim, z. l.. Gil
bert. C. S. Cary, j. B. Magee, C. c
Terrell and Chas. Feuchter. Thes>
gentlemen were unanimously of tn,
opinion that Mr.. Becks propositio
should be accepted and will so rec.
ommend to the lodge at the mex
meeting.
Mr.. Beck states that if the scheme
goes through he will erect fin,
family boarding house on the "a fec
OF ground adjoining that on which
the Elks Home will stand. ,.4-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
FOREIGNER AGAINST NATIVE

The trouble at or near Gillespie
H.. seems to involve new brand Of
race trouble" in which the large
foreign element among the miners
resis ed filing their places with
Americans, when they refused tc
obey the orders Of the union Offices
to return to work. 1t appears that
three months ago John P. Reese
came to Gillespie from Iowa to take
the superintendency Of the Superior
Coal Company's properties, succeed
ing J " Miller. who was killed in
the traction wreck in Bend on Oct
las, when forty persons lost their
lives
Supt. Reese inaugurated several
chances not favorably received by
the foreign element among the
miners.
The climax was reached ten days
ago when ninety men were discharg
ed from the mines for improperly
loading cars. II was charged thar
the miners we're loading their cars
light, as a reprisal for the superir
tendent's action in putting in mine
No | an additional machine, with
which he hoped to bring the tonnage
up to capacity.
The state officers of the Unitel
Mine Workers of Illinois ruled
against strike which was inaugu
rated and ordered the men back to
work When the whistle blew for
work in mine No. 1 Monday morn
ing, he American miners were pre-
vented from going to work by 800
foreigners, who marched from Benli
and defied the local authorities. Sew
eral fights occurred and one man
was hurt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
A Hive of Socialists.

There are fourteen Socialists In
the Wisconsin legislature, and their
home at the state capital is like a
beehive. They rented an old bust
ness block, where they all live to.
gether--eat, sleep and lay their plans.
they have one large room with a
number of small rooms opening of
from It The large room contains a
library, and here they spend their ev-
enings It answers the general pur-
poses of living room, parlor and
reception room. They sleep In the
small adjoining apartments. The to.
tai cost, aside from their meals, is
S25 a month per man.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23

take; but inasmueh as there is a
transfer break they conclude to STOP
awhile and look the famous city over
Comparatively few travellers have
seed of hurrying. They will travel
by fast trains because they are lux
urious and make few stops, and be
cause they like speed on railroad
trains, steamships, automobiles and
anything else they may be travelling
on Pht when they get to a good
stopping place they are ready to lin
ger for time,
Independent depots belonging to
the differest railroad systems, in
stead of a union depot. are worth
millions of dollars 10 Chicago every
year. They distribute the benefits or
travel through the city and place the
principal business section on a com
mon level. 1t makes little difference
where the leading hotels are located:
the travelling public finds them In one
place as easily as in onotner
The union depot is mistake for
any city. Without it, st. Louis would
have made many thousands more OF
inhabitants than 1t has.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
UNION DEPOTS
BY Il. r. Potter.

One Of Chicago's great industries
Is transferring people and their bag
gage from one railroad depot to an
other and to the hotels. From the
latter they have TO be transferred &c
the depots. A part of tne&business
also, Is conveying people who are &
short time in the city, perhaps walt
ing a few hours for a train, around
the city, to see the principal attrac,
tons, or on shopping trips. The
equipment in vehicles for this bust
ness consists of everything, from the
big old style omnibus to the one.
horse cab, and from the large motor
car to the smallest The charges are
reasonable. Two or three large com
pasles occupy this field and seem to
work tremendously together. There
Is business for all of them.
This business is created chiefly by
TACK OF a union depot in Chicago. No.
body can pass through that city with
out leaving toll money there. And
The travelling public do not object TO
this, bit seem to like it. The thou
sands passing through Chicago daily,
having no reason to stop there, pay
the transfer charges cheerfully, A
large proportion of them go to hotels
and stop awhile, perhaps to rest, per-
haps 70 see the sights OF the interest
ing city and visit the amusement
places, or to do some shopping. The
most of these people, II they left
their train In a union depot would
remain there to take the first train
out on the next road they were to
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23

Says the Courier-Journal IF the
government at Washington waists TO
lay the ghost of war with Japan let
Cousin George Dewey be assigned to
loaf around with Admiral Togo when
that distinguished gentleman visits
US next month. With these two old
sea dogs fraternizing the spirit of
peace and good will world become
so thick you could cut it with a
knife. Better substitute Hobson for
Dewey and make sure.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
ON ROLL OF HONOR.

Doubtless there are other railroad
systems which can claim similar
merit, but the Illinois Central seems
to b. first on the Chicago Recorl
Herald's roll of honor, in the matter
Of reduced accidents and immunity
from fatalities to passengers during
1910. That paper says:
THE passenger traffic department
of the Illinois Central reports with
legitimate pride that during 1918
that system, which covers an i'm
mense territory, carried nearly 81,
100000 passengers without killing
one Of them. The number of acct.
dents 1t Is further stated, was re-
reduced nearly on-half during the
tweWe-month.
Put the Illinois Central on the
roll cf honor Not single fatal &C
cideni to a passenger Is, we repeat, a
splendid certificate OF efficiency for a
great and extensive railroad system.
s'The Illinois Central attributes its
remarkable record to surprise eff,
ciency tests and to general study of
safe operation. The way to reduce
accidents is to endeavor to reducs
them BY Swing the matter earnest
and practical attention.
"Who Is the next claimant to-
honorable menti0na'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Electric Flashes.

A dynamo perfect in every detail. hut
weighing only quarter ounce. bas
been made by q French electrician.
In The last quarter century the mum.
Der of central stations for the rrpduc.
ton of electricity In the United States
has grown from less than sixty to
more than COCO
Not only are aluminium wires for the
transmission of electricity cheaper
than copper. but they shed water more
readily and thus are less liable to dam
age by sleet storms.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Industrial Items.

There are 1000 women hodcarriers
In Budapest
The United States Steel corporation,
running full, employs $4,000 men.
Copper which escapes from biz
Arizona mine In waste water Is re-
captured by placing scrap metal in the
water until it is thoroughly coated.
There are more than 500 producing
gas power plants, ranging in size from
10 to COCO horsepower. In use in
the United States. most of them using
anthracite coal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
MRS. T0EHLER INDICTED
Woman Who Shot University Stu
dent in indianapolis Has Been
In County Jail.

Indianapolis, Ind, Marca 22.--Mrs.
Alice Toehler, who shot Carl v.
story OF Columbus, Ind, student In
the University OF Illinois, in local
hotel on January IL last, tocay was
indicted for murde. in the first de.
gree.
After she shot Story, who dled
three days later, Mrs. Toehler turned
the weapon on herself and was IN
critical condition for several days.
Since leaving the hospital she has
been In joil.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
iilf2
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Mr.. Arnold and the American Lady
Matthew Arnold was sitting in his
STUDY one morning when the butler
showed in an American lady and a
small boy. The lady said. Glad to
make your acquaintance, Mr.. Arnold
nave often heard of you. No don't
trouble TO speak. sir: know how
valuable your time u.s." Then turning
70 the boy she said: This is him,
53enny, the leading critic and poet
somewhat fieshier than we had been
led to expect!"-A. C. Benson. In the
Atlantic.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Beautiful Words.

Some one wants to know what is the
most beautiful line in the English Ian
guage. Paid in full" ought to get a
place in the race.-Schenectady Union
The New York savants who have
been trying to pick out The twcaiy- Eve
most beautiful words in the lanEuarc
seem also to have overlooked the in.
herent beauty Of The word two hagger
Ohio State Journal
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Falls Victim 10 Thieuaa

S. w. Bends, of Coal City, Ala, has
1ustifiable grievance. Two thieves
stole his health for twelve years
they were a liver and kidney trouble
Then DR.. Kings New Life Lille throt
Ted them. He's well now. Unrlvalel
Tor Constipation, Malaria, Headache,
Dyspepsia. Csc, at all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Limit Of Trouble.

Ihree times on the run between
Worthlng and Shoreham the beautiful
prima donna's nearly new car had
broken down. Ultimately coaxing 1t
70 enter Brighton. the fair lady re-
ceiYed in the hotel porch the solici.
tude OF sister artistic who had pass.
ca her on the road. Much trouble
with my car dear?" she echoed, bit.
terIy' Why, couldn't have more trou.
PIE II | was married to the blessed
achlne!'-Sporting Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
February Circulation,

The above is correct statement .
the circulation OF The Cairo Bulletir
for the year 1910 and for the month
OF February, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before M
It's third day OF March, 1911.
LEO J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
A Tea Leacnd.

One ancient legend says that tho vir-
tues of tea were learned by accident
by a Chinese monarch. King Shen
Nung. "the divine husbandmqn." who
fourished forty centuries ago and who
In boiling water over fire made from
the tea branches on which the latter
still hung allowed some of the latter
TO fall into the pot.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Danish Conxicts.

Convicts In Danish prisons wear
light gray uniforms made Of coarse
material. The blouse Is ample. hut the
trousers come only to the knees. When
half the term has been served The
trousers are heightened. and they ure
made longer from time to time, reach
ing full length ut the end Of the Term.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
UNCLE WALT PHI, ,1',,, ,sG,
The JOYOUS spring is ok

The joyous spring close ha spring
land! And once again the BIRDS i'll the bending
sing all day; the Sizes and
COMING OF we shall breathe the win
SPRING swung on garden setes and heren he Of
cahdldales. Inc world will wear its gmb of green,
nut we WI" not ENJOY the scene the birds shall their
Na iof we can't near the genie strain; the candidates viii
ALL and back against wall, fingers ON
COATS ana ten us mat they need our In the
oeeze sha dow IN vain me tWhk ling stars shall
have time things whea
from patriots VINO tel us why they bleed
die And dread the Hike wi,
ohs IKE me *es IKE the DO wers, like whayoucallem
flowers like the bulebirds
dates
'.s"i:s :2 E l0aaAHleso,>
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
WAN T =
Clean, White Rags, al
The Bulletin Office.
The difference.

Minister-"Now. Tommy, suppos
you did something naughty and wer
asked If you did 1T, what would yo
say?' - Tommy y dunno" sYo
don't know Why. why? What woula
happen II you told o lie?" THE deyir d
get me-" That's right. And what
you told the truth I'D get tn dey
l."-C!eyeland Leader,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Her Declaration.

Have you anything to declare.
asked the customs inspector Yes
replied the lady who was retnrnins,
from Europe. i unhesitatingly do
clare that 1t is an outrage the wa,
this government permits things to b.
mussed up In ones trunk"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
The Kidney Cure
Without a Failure
The Positive Cure That Revolutionizes
Treatment Of Kidney Diseases, Rheu-
matiSm and RladdAr Trouble.

These statements are not exagger-
ated. There is no necessity In doing
SO. because every man and woman suf-
fering from kidney or bladder trou-
bles or rheumatism can prove 1t with
IN ~ hours by getting free package
or DR.. Derby's Kidney Pills at any
drug store.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Baked Potatoes,

II baked potatoes are wanted, in
hurry they may he parboied aud lin
ished in the oven, They should be put
In the oven without wiping us the
steam hastens the process of cooking.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23

Naughty Lady (who has purchased a
stamp Must ! put It on myself?
Clerk Every politely Not necessari-
". ma'am. 1t will probably be better
II you put It on the Letter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Appropriate.

"Youngpop is going'to have his baby
christeRed Bill
How stranger
"Oh, don't know. The youngster
came on the first Of the month"
PUCK. ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
Soil and Frost.

Water, says the North Dakota ex-
pertinent station. being a nonconductor
of heat. will prevent deep freezing of
the ground. Therefore dry soil will
freeze deeper than moist one.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
ENTHUSIASTIC CALIFORNIA
CROWDS GREET ROOSEVELT

Los Angeles, Cal, Marcn 21.--Un-
mistakably enthusiastic was the re-
ception given Col. Roosevelt during
the first of his two days stay in Los
Angeles During the day the colonel
delivered two speeches, spoke at a
luncheon and tonight addressed an
,assemblage In Pasadena,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
The PAnduiun

1t was the oscillation of chandelier
In cathedral that suggested to Galilei
the use Of the pendulum. and about the
year 1859 he applied 1t to clocks.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
YOUR COLD IS BROKEN OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo Alexander County, Illinois.
Population 13,147.


Population 13,147.
Mayor. GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk. r. A. HATCHER,
! Treasurer FRANK B. Arm
STRONG.
City Attorney. HUNTER BIRD
Comptroller, ERNEST NORDMAN
Magistrate, ANnREW, WHITCAM,
Chief OF Police. J. q. COWEIL.
alexander County, Population 27.4s
County Judge, w. 8. DEWEY.
County Clerk, JESSE q. MrLLEr
Circuit Clerk. ALFRED BROWN
Sheriff, A. S. FRASER.
States Attorney. ALEX M.WILsor,
County Superintendent OF school
MRS, FANNIE p. HACKER.
Assessor and Treasurer, W.D. Luz.
PITT.
Coroner. DIR. JAS. M'MANUs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23

Life is not made up Of great sacri-
fees or duties, but Of little things, OF
which smiles and kindness and small
obligations giren habitually are what
win and preserve the heart.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average number OF complete and
perfect copies OF The Cairo Bul-
letln printed daily and Sunday
during the year 1910. $500. .22S7
Average number Of complete and
perfect copies of The Cairo Bull
letin printed daily and Sunday
during the month Of February.
1911 ......,.... ............ 1864
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23

If you have soro feet, tired ct, sweat
feet lame feet, tender feet smelly FRET coi+,s
cal'ouses or hunipns read what harrtned 10
Mrs. Crockett, If JefieTsonyil'e. TfZ UIH
1T. Mr. Crockett says:
"After the second treatment she
walked downstairs one foot at a time
She has not been able to walk dowr.
stairs before in past five years, ex
cept by stepping down on each ster
with one foot at time. This is Re.
markabie. Send five more boxes"
No matter what alls your feet or what
under heaven You have used without eettfne
relief Just use TlZ. IT'S different, III act5
right of. II cures sore feet ID stay cured
It's the only foot remedy ever made which
acts on the principle OF drawing out MI IN,
poisonous exidations which cause sore fsSt
Powders and ether remedies merely tior II
the pores. TIZ cleans them out and IL er,s
them clean. You Will feel better the iIrs
tins IT'S used. useit Aaweek and YOU III
forget you ever had sore feet. There Il notn
Ing on earth that can compare with IL, nj.
y for sale At all 0fuggista, 80 per boz, q,
direct tfyon wish. nom Walter Luther bod 4
q Co., Chicago, III. N ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-03-23

pr. Derby's Kidney Pills are ahead
OF the times. the only kidney and hlad-
der treatment that makes good its
strongest statement. Get free pack
age at your druggists and see. If we
have said hundredth part of what
these little wonder.workers do.
Now listen. sufferers. don't get ex-
cited. Just lay away all your present
treatments for your kidneys, back or
bladder II you have pain in the back.
profuse, or scanty urination, colored. or
foul urine. rheumatism anywhere, dia-
betes, pain in the bladder or terrible
Brights disease. just get Csc pack
age Of pr. Derby's Kidney Pills at your
druggist. and see the difference In
yourself In "a hours. If you think this
IS too good for you to believe, just
ask your druggist for free sample
package and try it Remember, Dr.
Derby's Kidney Pills-25 and so
80 cents. We will send them from the
laboratory of Derby Medicine Co,
Eatos Rapids, Mich. If you wish. They
are safe, guaranteed.