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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
Victims Of Flood at Austin and
Costello, Pa, Not as NJ
merous as Reported.
PROPERTY LOSS HEAVY
Relief Trains Arrive With Pro-
visions for Survivors and
Rescue Crew.

Austin, Pa, Oct. 2-Estimates OF
the loss of life in the food that over
whelmed the town Of Austin dimin-
ished when an army of volunteer
rescuers worked its way into the
masses of wreckage. In the opinion OF
many on the ground the number Of
deaths will not reach $50, while the
less hopeful place the list of fatalities
at 300.
The property loss will exceed So
100000, and it is the general opinion
that the town never will be rebuilt
Two, at least, of the large plants will
not be reconstructed and majority
of the business men of the place have
been financially ruined.
State officials in charge of the stu
alton, after hasty canvass of the
population, expressed the belief that
not more than $50 are dead in the
wreckage. Only sixteen bodies have
been recovered.
A battalion of state police surround
ed the town and no person without q
pass was permitted to enter.
Few Dead at Costello.
REPORTS from Costello and points
further down Sinnemahoning gre"
more encouraging as the day ad-
yanced. At Costello, while there was
heavy financial loss, it was said
that no more than two persons were
dead. Beyond that point no fatalities
had been reported.
The survivors will not suffer from
hunger or lack of care, as the supplies
and medical assistance rushed to the
scene seem ample to care for them.
E. F. Bicknell, national director OF the
Red Cross, arrived, bringing with him
$4,000 in cash for immediate aid to
the flood victims. OF the eight in
iured in the hospitals, none is fatally
hurt.
The immediate scene of the oblitera'
ton of Austin covers an area three.
eighths of a mile wide and one ana
three-quarters miles long. This com
prised the business section and the
valley portion.
Nearly a mile above stood the nam
moth concrete dam of the Bayless Pa
per and Pulp company, 600 feet long,
fifty-two feet high and thirty feet
thick at the bottom, tapering to a
thickness of three feet at the top.
Bio Reservoir Of Water.
Back of this dam lay reservoir OF
water one mile and a half long and
an average of thirty-five feet deep. Di-
recently in front of the dam stood the
plant of the Bayless company with
four main buildings.
Five minutes after the dam burst
the stage had been swept of it's seen
cry and its setting. Along the foot
hills were thrown telescoped houses.
At either end of Main street brick
buildings acted as buffers as the TWEEN
ty-five foot wall of water rushed town
ward with it's mass of debris.
Almost hill-high, the wood, steel and
brick were piled, strange mixture OF
| the contents of stores and homes and
| of varied length timbers and sticks.
Wreckage of the dam had been as
complete as it was sudden. Two i'm
mense sections from top to bottom
| $50 feet wide, were thrown out bodily
like the immense gates Of canal
lock. The outward swing was more
than fifty feet, and on either side the
remaining structure gradually began
! to crumble,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
Minneapolis Grain.

Minneapolis, Sept. 3O.-Wheat-
Dec, S1.0SSs; May, SLIPS. Cash close
on track: No. 1 hard, $1.0S%; No. 1
Northern, SLOTS @1.OS%; to arrive,
S107%@1.08; No. 2 Northern, $1.O4$
@1.OS%; to arrive. $1.04%@1.06; No.
8 Northern, 99%c@s1.O2as; No. 3 vel.
low corn, &c; No. corn, 647s @65kc;
No. 8 white oats, 45@46c; to arrive,
l5hc; No. 3 oats, 44@45c; barley, Use
OILS; flax, 1927; to arrive. 1926.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
Order to Examine Accounts.

srA Sou 81 a Il slorn In Probate Court
Il special Term. September 26th. 1911.
In The Matter Of the xststs o. Louise
on reading and filing the petition Of HsnryJ.
Meyer. Administrator Of the estate Of Louise
simon rspss;ssSnnE a'nons o snd
estate, and praying that time and place be
count of his administration, and for the
assignment Of the residue Of said estate to the
parties entitled thereto by law;
It is ordered, that said account be examined,
and petition heard by this Court. on Friday the
10Th day of October A. D. 1911, at 10 O'Clock A.
NJ, at the Probate Office, In the City Of New
Ulm In said County.
And II is further ordered, that notice thereof
be given to all persons interested, by publishing
a copy of this order once in each week for three
successive weeks, prior to said day Of hearing In
the New Ulm Review, weekly newspaper, prill-
ted and published at New Ulm in said County
Dated at New Ulm, MIMI, the 18th day
of September A. y. 1911.
tsEAL] GEO ROSS,
39U Judge Of Probate.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
SU NJ MON s.
State of Minnesota 90
County Of Brown o.

State SaItet Of n M Rrowo IS
District Court
NINTH Judicial District
Louis g. Vogel..~...... ............. fla1ntln
VS..
F. L, Werner, F. S. Werner. also
ali other persons or parties IN
known claiming any right. title,
estate lien, or interest in the
real estate described in the COM ...
The State Of Minnesota, to tho ahove named
You are hereby summoned and required to
answer the complaint of the plaindtf in NE
Office Of the Clerk Of the District Court of the
Ninth judicial District in and for the County
of Brown and State of Minnesota, land to serve
a copy of your answer to the said complaint on
the Subscribers, at their office in the City of
New Ulm in said county within twenty days day,
exclusive of the day of such service; and you
tail to answer the said complaint within , the
time aforesaid, the plaintiff in this action WI
apply to tn. Court for the relief demanded III
the complaint.
Dated September %, 1911. ...
SOMsEN g. DEMPSEY
Plaintiffs Attorneys,
New Ulm, Minnesota.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04

State of Minnesota IS
County of Brown
District Cou TT
Ninth Judicial District
1,cob Klossner. Jr.. Plaintiff
VS..
Friedrich Schroeder, also all other
persons or parties unknown
Claiming any right. title, estate
lien or interest in the real estate
described III the complaint here
Defendants
The State of Minnesota, to the above named
defendants: ;,a ~
answer the complaint of the plaintiff IN the
above entitled action, which is filed In the
Office of the Clerk of the District Court of the
Ninth Judicial District in and for the County
~ Rrown ard State of Minnesota, and to serve
a cony of your answer to the said complaint on
the Subscribers. at their office in the City OF
New Ulm in said county within twenty days
after the service of this summons upon. you
exclusive of the day Of such service; and If you
fail to answer the said complaint within the
time aforesaid, the plaintiff in this action will
apnly to the Court for the relief demanded IN
the complaint. 49,
Dated September Is. 1911
SoMsEN & DEMPSEY
Plaintiffs Attorneys,
New Ulm, Minnesota
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, Sept SO.-Wheat-Sept.,
94%c; Dec, 9Sb @9SAc; May, $1.04h
@1.04A. Corn-Sept. 6S1sc; Dec, Gao;
May, 65kc. Oats-Sept, 45%c; Dec,
47%@47Ac; May, 50h@5OAc. Pork
jan, s149O; May, SASS. Butter
Creameries, 22@27c; diaries, 1S@25c.
Eggs-15@2Oc. Poultry-Turkeys loo;
chickens, 10c; springs. lie.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Sept. 30.-Wheat-To arrive
and on track, No. 1 hard, $1.O9B;
No. / Northern, $1.OS1s; No. 2 North
ern, $1.O4h; Sept, $1.O7%; Dec, ST.
OS; May, $1.12A Flax-On track, ST.
~, in store, 1929; to arrive, S2.26;
Sept, 1929; Oct, 1924; Nov, 1922;
Dec. 1920.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
RoLPn DEFEATS MCCARTHY

Present Mayor Of San Francisco
Turned Down by Voters.
San Francisco, Sept. 29.-James
Rolph, Jr., was elected mayor OF San
Francisco over Patrick H. Mccarthy,
the present incumbent, by over 25,O0C
plurality at the first direct primary
election. The vote will closely ap-
proximate $4,000, the biggest vote ever
cast here.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
ENGAGEMENT NEAR CHENGTu
Government and lnsurgent Forces
Lose Heavily.

Chengtu, China, Sept. pa serious
engagement between government
troops and the insurgents occurred
at Shwangliu, ten miles south of here.
The troops lost heavily, but the in
surgent losses were still greater.
The insurgents hold Meichow. fifty
miles south of this city.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
GRAIN AND PROVISION PRICES
St. Paul Live Stock.

St. Paul, Sept. 30.-Cattle-Good to
choice steers, $65O@7.00; fair to good,
$5.75@6.35; good to choice COWS and
heifers, $4.75@5.25; calves, $5.O0@S.O0.
Hogs-$6.1O@6.35. Sheep-Wethers,
$3.25@3.75; yearlings, $3.25@4.OO;
lambs, $4.00@5.25.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
Legal Advertiser Is.
Is U II NO N s..
State Of Minnesota, :.
COuntysOf Brown.

State of Minnesota, y.
County Of Brown. =
Ninth Judicial District.
Frank Sch1e1f.. Plaintiff
vS.
Eeorg Jacob Schwartz, Jacob George
SChwarz, and also all other
persons or parties unknown
claiming any right, title,
estate, lien, or interest IN oum"oA's'
the real estate described IN
the complaint herein,
.... ......, DefepdantsJ
The State OF Minnesota, to the above
named Defendants: - ,,
You and each Of you are hereby sum SUN.
xnoned and required to answer the . GoLn
nlaint Of the plaintiff in the above entNLeu
action. which is filed in the once q the
Clerk Of the District Court OF the Nintn
Iudicial district in and for the County OF
Brown and State Of Minnesota IT. t and la t1
e eeI1e G1py On the subscribers, at his
COUNTY within twenty days after the
service of this summons upon you exclu-
sive of the day of such service; and II you
fail to answer the said complaint WITHIN
the time aforesaid, the plaintiff in this
action will apply to the Court for the relief
demnnded in the complaint
Dated September II, 1911.
los. A. ECKSTEIN.
Plaintiffs Attorney,
33-a3 New Ulrl, Minnesota Z.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
RAIL STRIKE IS
NOW IN EFFECT
Shopmen on the Hartman Sys-
TEN Obey Order to Quit.

Chicago, Oct. Throughout the
Hartman and Illinois Central systems
from this city to the Pacific coast the
order to the .shopmen to strike has
been generally obeyed and union lead
ers estimated that over $4,000 men
were out.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
NOTICE OF LIS PENDENS.

NOAxOA VI AA0 = -
st ee,o Of M d9 E1o%a: }ss
e. District court.
Georp Jacob Schwartz, Jacob George
Schwarz and also all other
persons or parties unknown
Claiming any right. title,
estate, lien or interest In
the real estate described
the complaint herein.
.............. Defendants.J
Notice is hereby given thst o, an f PC t
above named Plaintiff against the above
named Defendants, for the purpose OF
Determining any adverse claim, estate,
lien or interest IL ~ t hea com n herein
described, claimed by said defendants, q
either Of them and to have the came az.
judged void; also to have SAG i ae,en madeS
or through them forever barred from
Claiming and from any and all claims;
right, title, estate. lien or interest IN ana
adverse to the plaintiff herein; and to
have said plaintiff adjudged to be the
owner in fee simple and entitled to the
na Of ss the
quoted in the plaintiff his heirs anu
The premises affected by said action are
situated in the County of Brown and State
Of Minnesota, and are described as follows:
Lot No. Three ~ in BLOCK No: Seventy
Ave as North of Center Street in the city
of New Uim minnesota tdn gg 70 tn Of
the Register of Deeds in and Tor salo
Dated September IA, 1911.
Plaintiffs Attorney,
ss-4s New Ulm. Minnesota.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
EIGHT ARE BURNED TO DEATH

to crumble
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04

State Of Minnesota &C
County of Brown
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-10-04
5 UNI M o N s

ot County ut Of Brown IS
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-29
GAPLETS

For quick results advertise i'll the
journal.
Uncle Charley Francisco spent Sun
day in judith Gap circulating among
his many friends here.
DIR. Cabbage, dentist, will he in
Judith Gap from the 2Otl to 18th of
each month. Office in the Gap hotel.
Thomas +. Scally, living about y
miles northeast of Judith Gap, re-
ports that his wheat yielded over 66
bushels per acre this year.
+. &. Worlen, lawyer. First Ma
tional block, phone 127. IewistOwn.
Editor Waterman of the Broadview
Bulletin was in town this week be-
tween trains enroute from Lewistown
home.
Five Poland China boar pigs for
sale. Enquire of l.. G. Thomas, Nj
hill. Montana. 43.46ss
Andrew Olson, living three miles
southwest of town. has completed his
ed ;S bushels per acre.
The winter wheat on Miss Ger
,, tvude Skehington's homestead yielded
33 bushels per acre. Her claim is To-
Gated southwest of town.
Prompt attention given to all class
es Of job work at the journal office.
'Dincer" Reideman has about 600
acres in crop this year. and began
threshing Tuesday. lie says some
of his wheat will go 81 bushels per
acre.
The rains of Saturday and Sunday
stopped threshing operations until
Tuesday, hut The hum OF the separa-
tor is again heard in the land and the
golden grain is pouring out rapidly,
and very satisfactory, thank you.
All the timbers for the new store
bnilding have arrived and the con-
tractor says there will be no further
delay in the rapid completion of the
building. The owners expect to be
ready to open up by the 18th Of Octo-
Der.
Ii the weather remains good the
new school building will be enclosed
by the 18th of October. The brick
work is progressing rapidly now that
full quota of bricklayers has been
secured.
Mr.. and Mrs. &. :. Bills left Tues
day for Spokane, where Mrs. Bills
will remain for several weeks with
Mr.. Bill s mother and sisters, who
have located in the metropolis of the
Inland Empire, and where they ex-
pect to make their future home. Mr..
Bills will be absent hut Il few days.
Tie many friends of Louis f..
COughlin. formerly Of this city but
now partner and manager OF the
! Purdv Mercantile Company ut Gry.
ser, will be pleased 10 hear OF his
marriage to Miss Martha SHELTON OF
Geyser last Wednesday, in the CathO.
lie chnrc!: at Great Falls. Frank
Murphy acted as best man while tn.
brides sister. Miss Nina shelton as
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-29

here about two years ago, and who
mas been working in the railroad
shops at West Pullman. Ill.,, has
been in Judith Gap for several DAYS
experimenting harvesting operations
on his farm. Mr.. Swanson says
some Of his wheat went 30 bushe
per acre. lie is so favorahly impress
sea with the crops here this year that
he is almost persuaded to return to
the farm, buy horses and machinery
and trade ralroading for a farmers
life. In any event. however. he says
his farm is not for sale.
The Ladies' of the Catholic church
are requested to meet at l'ains hall
on business Sat. Sept. 3oth at :; p. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. l.. Bills and son
left Wednesday for Helena. to
spend the week end attending Mon
tana $ great fair.
Tom Doodle Murphy appeared in
the Journal Office yesterday wearing
a. N'l''ltN Sl.tIlI! star. dllti itIilltNIlt-
ed that he had been duly appointed
one of Meagler c"unt.'s peace Of
iice.S. 1t is SiYinistd. however. THAT
Tom Doodle found the star and is
wearing it to iiItimilate Jack Souen
| from engaging in his favorite pas
time Of PLAYING pitch. at which ma
tioal game he generally gets !,
/ rOtgl seating.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-29
OREGON NOT In IT
WITH MONTANA

\ doctor from Waller. Mont. visit
Ell Portland. and other Oregon cities.
for the PURPOSE Of making invest
mentS, writes II friend at his old
home which letter is published in
the Nalierian. us follows:
Its mighty queer but the further
Il man gets away from Montana the
better Montana looks, have inyesti-
gated several deals that were offered
to me. They are asking $40 to $500
per acre for land. Ibis is ON side
hill, SO steep that a wagon could not
be driven on i without tipping over;
land that ! believe has not produced
as much in tile last 10 years as can he
grown on the same acreage III Mon
in one wear.
1T was raining the day arrived
in Portland and has been raining
ever since.
"'Ihis trip has been already worth
more to me than it will cost me.
"If had not seen this land
should have been "hankerlng" to get
out here all the time, but as it is !
am going back to Montana and ! am
going to stay there.
"HOW in the name of heaven they
can sell land here when the same
land in Montana will produce ten
times as much with one tenth the
work, is more than can see. Yet
they get $500 per acre.
ME for Montana.
~ wish had power to describe one
Of the places that was offered me. |
wouldn't give the cheapest lot in Va
ler for the whole chunk.'
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-09-29
Great Northern Time Table.

No. 42.-l'or Great Falls, Spo-
kane. Seattle and all points
north. northwest and in Can
ada. ..................l0: 1910 a. N,
40. a. For Kansas City. st.
Louis. Chicago and eastern
anG southeastern points. 2:43 !. N.
no. A3 and A. on the division from
Great Falls TO Billings stop only at
'roadview, judith Gap, Stanford; and
Belt.
No. al. For Great Falls and in
termeliate points. !2:!1 p. N.
no ~. For Billings and inter
mediate points. 3:3o i II
Milwaukee Time Table.
NO. no. MAIL TRAIN.
Leave I.ewiStoWi. ..... otS
Arrive Judith Gap. ~ 4. ii.
AiitNt HatoW,oh 80 y II.
Connects with mail train No, Is for tie west
Arrive !uoith cap. ~ q H.
Arrive ttarlowtOn ......................-uO 4.
Connects with No. IS for cas-; at SIS 4 NJ
NO. us MAI. TRAIN.
Leave iiaiiowton ...........,,,....,-..4 '9 r. ~
Arrive Judith Cap. Si3 H. III.
Connects at Harlow with NO. To. easthound
No. III. connccts at Harlow east and west trains
Leave iiarlowton ....................4 al a. III l..
Arrive !n'ith Cap ....................@:aS "A: ~
-NIN. I.tWlstowh. 'n;@o Il IL
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
STRENGTH OF THE NEWBORN
Muscles of the Forearm Especially
Seem to Be Powerful, Says
London Periodical.

The myth of the infant Hercules,
who strangled two serpents in his
cradle, may not have been a myth att
all, but fact, says the London Tele-
graph. Modern science has proved
that it is quite possible feat The
newborn babe is relatively much
stronger than a fullgrown man. &C
cordfng to the result of medical tests:
''The muscles of the forearm are sur
pristngly vigorous. A few hours after
birth baby suspended by it's finger
to stick, or to the finger of a per-
son, can hold itself in the air for ten
seconds, and, in the case of particu-
iarly strong infants, for as long as
half minute. At four days old the
ch1lds strength has increased, and
the time Is two and a half minutes
for SO, per cent. of babies. The maxi
mum is attained at fortnight. Few
Infants can hang on for more than
one and half minutes though one
| exceptional young Hercules remained
suspended for two minutes and SO
| seconds by his right hand After that
he still hung on with his left for Is
seconds longer" It Is not stated
| whose babies were put through these
horizontal bar gymnastics at the earl
! age OF from one hour to fortnight
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
GADDlS OF THE HIMALAYAS
Tribe of Nomad Shepherds Whose
Very Origin Is Matter of
Conjecture.

Far away in the central Himalayas
lives a tribe of nomad shepherds
whose very origin is a matter of con-
lecture. They are known as Caddis,
and are as distinctly separate from
the other tribes of these mountains as
are the Amos from the japanese. They
were once dwellers in the plains, but
at some remote period were driven to
the hills. and they are now confined to
the western Himalayas, where there
are extensive grazing grounds. Here
they are patty tillers of the soil, as
we'll as shepherds, for their women
folk, who do not accompany the fiocks,
work in the fields, and some of the
men also remain in the villages to as
sist them
They are fine hardy men. these Cad
dis, and their women are sometimes
beautiful. They scorn the use of tents
or shelters of any kind, and provided
only with a blanket of goats hair,
which they make themselves, and
which is practically waterproof, one
and all of them remain for months to-
gether, at attitudes varying from 49,
900 to 1900 feet, exposed to snow,
wind and rain, without any ill effect
to their health. 1t must lie remem-
bered, however, that they are trained
to it, for the boys, at a very early age,
are made to accompany their fathers
in their wanderings. World.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
WHEN AUNT CALL.Y GAVE UP
Worm Turned at Last on Ironing
"Mis' Portly's" VoIuminous
Skirts.

Aunt Cally belongs distinctly to the
type of born not made" laundresses.
She loves her ironing board exactly
so wide and just SO long. She wants
plenty of blanket and sheet on it so
the embroidery stands out clear and
she carries her own piece Of beeswax
around in her apron pocket. Maybe
the magic is in that piece &C wax, for
she has carried it always, it seems.
The irons work well for her because
she selects them at just the right
heat and then she administers a little
pat which she calls "tasein' EN-"
applies little wax and off they go,
making the linens look as if they were
polished.
But Aunt Cally, like other artists,
has not escaped trials. She likes to
see her work grow and has pride in
counting the number of pieces she can
do in day.
The trouble is, she has washed a
long time for woman of tremendous
proportions and she has become dis
couraged.
Il done stop washin' fun Mis-
Portly!" she announced the other day.
why, how can she get along with
out you? About ten years you have
done her washing, isn't it?"
TYas'm. l don't known what she
goin' do. But, I jes cain stan it no
longer. Tell de truth, jes' lief un'-
take trip round de world cd to iron
one O. her Skirts
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
PRIDE BEFORE A FALL.

Up in the air, so trim and taut,
He sailed the summer sky;
The breeze was cool and pleasant there
He saw the birds go by.
But something snapped-we don't know
what
The cry was, Coming down.!
He landed where the sod was soft,
Yet almost cracked his crown.
Some said, "A faulty steering gear"
Some said, "a broken plane"
But all he knew was everywhere
His body throbbed with pain.
The little birds were sailing still,
AS gaiiy as You please,
Across the green and grassy lawn
And high above the trees.
They laughed to see the poor bird-man
In such a doleful plight,
And nearly every one of them
Opined. 1T served him right!'
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
Rivulets and the Rivers.

All are to be men of genius In their
degree-rivulets or rivers, it does not
matter, so that the souls be clear and
pure; not dead walls, encompassing
dead heaps Of things, known and num-
bered, but running waters in the
sweet wilderness of things unnum-
bered and unknown, conscious only
of the living banks, on which they
partly refresh and partly reflect the
flowers, and so pass on.-Ruskin: The
Stones of Venice
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
Had Done Enough.

II wish some time, Mr. Speeder,"
said the doctor, that you bear our hos
pital in mind, and, if it appeals to you,
do something for it,
Great Scott! Squills," retorted
Speeder, why can't you be satisfied?
That new chauffeur of mine has con-
tributed at least two patients day to
your Old charity. What more do you
want ?s-Harper's Weekly.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1911-08-16
Sarcasm This.

Excuse me, madam, but would you
mind walking the other way, and not
passing the horse?" said an English
cabman with exaggerated politeness,
to the lady who had just paid a mini
mum fare with no fees.
'Why?' she inquired.
Because if e sees wot 'e's been
carrying for a shilling ELL have a fiji"
was the freezing answer.-National
Monthly.