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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-19
LOCAL AND GENERAL

Owl &c cigar leads all others in
popularity.
1t goes without saying that every
thing is Bes. at The Encore.
The biggest cholera germ known is
on exhibition at the Anchor Saloon.
Go and see Jos. Roman to have
your hat cleaned. 1879 Beretania st. .
Water meter talk is again rife in
waste of water.
We have "a new line OF novelty toys
and favors for childrens' parties.
Arts and Crafts Shop.
School books approved by the Board
of Education, also all school supplies
at Wall. Nichols Co., Ltd.
The Hawaiian pineapple season will
be over in about week, with a rec
ord pack at the canneries
Pay cash and ask for Green Stamps.
They're free. And call at the show
rooms and see the new goods.
IL you want good job done on an
auto or carriage take it to Hawaiian
Carriage Mfg. Co. 427 Queen st.
Don't miss seeing the fine display
of hand-decorated Hawaiian scenes on
China at the Curio Den. lll9 Fort st.
Dry cleaning done properly by
French Laundry. J. Abadie, Prop.
Phone 1891. Delivery wagon will call
The junior branch of the local
stamp collectors will meet tomorrow
afternoon ut 4 o'clock at the Y. NJ
G. A.
For distilled water, Hires Root
Beer and all other popular drinks,
ring up phone 2l7l. Consolidated
Soda Works.
John Mott, the pioneer plumber,
will do your plumbing in a most sat
isfactory manner. Shop on Merchant
street, near Alakea. vi
WANTED-Twom more passengers to
make up motor Rnrty for trip
around the island, $500 each. Lewis
Stables and Garage. Tel. 2l4i.
| Beautiful trimmed hats are on dis
play at the parlors Of Miss Power in
the Boston Building. Ladies' cordially
welcome to inspect the new styles.
Henry NAV 4 Co. will receive I'm to-
morrow's Lurline fresh California
fruits and vegetables in season. Also
Puritan Creamery Butter. Phone
ll27l.
The Japanese barber union held a
meeting u few days ago and raised
the price Of haircut from twenty t.
twenty-five cents. This rate will start
October LIST.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-19

II II reporled that Miss Esther
Cleveland, eldest daughter NJ the late
President Cleveland, a soon ~ mar
~ haudolph u WrHl son VI rrplos-
Hpr AudroW West NJ Princeton WI
Nrray
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-19
IMPORTANT

Attacked hy u lRrgo black snake
while hrrymg In a r,muIr srolinn NJ
Nunulk, ruunr GrurHu Sash, iifluru
NurH uld, NuH Hlurrtud mlo nHrnHir
hnly huluru ull reached him In ~.
puuHr lu u# urlu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-19
Honolulu Stock Exchange
NAME OF STOCK.

Tuesday, Sept. 10.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-19

SALES-Between Boards % Oahu
s33; $1,000 Hon. Gas Gs. 800; 10 Pa
hang Rub, s2i.50; 800 Honokaa, $l2.-
so; 200 II. c. & s. Co.. $40.50. -.
Latest sugar quotation 5.75 cents
or Sis per ton.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-19
ARTISTS.

French artist gives lessons In wood
carving. drawing, stencilling. orders
taken for the above work. Executes
any artistic work In the cabinet
maker trade. Lessons In French Ian
guage. For particulars apply T., Gar
nler, Waialae Rd., corner 9th Ave.
and Leahi ST: Telephone 1887.
59I5-lw
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
Concerning Babies.

a baby is a large volume of noise,
entirely surrounded by safety pins.
The baby itself is not large, how
ever. 1t rarely weighs more thar an
unabridged dictionary, and is very
fragile to look at But even the
smallest baby can make a noise which
viii aus an old bachelor three blocks
away TO tear the picture of Roosevelt
from the wall, and stamp on it.
This is because a baby deals exclu-
sipely IN noise. he does nothing ana
thinks of nothing but making noise.
Men who have become great by stick
ing to n thing and learning all about
il, claim that specialization is q new
idea, but for V 5000 years babies
have specialized in noise and their
success is more impressive than that
of Edison or Hans Wagner.
Babies are very young and have no
pasts TO speak of. They are greatly
beloved by all who know them, not
because Of what they say. but be-
cause OF what they do not say. Babies
do not tell ancient stories to their
friends or give them advice or talk
politics when they want to read a
good book or tell them that the coun-
try is going to the dogs or ask them
for SIS till pay day. AS babies grow
older, they talk more and lose a few
friends each year a young boy baby
is frantically beloved by hundreds of
women, but after he is grown up and
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

70 go through Europe without tipping,
5ust as Il is possible to wade through
70 miles Of blackberry bushes, but
neither feat is worth the effort. II one
must refrain from tipping in Europe,
& good pian is TO hire a stout young
man and then pose as his valet. While
Ne is refusing to tip and is taking the
CONSEQUENCES, Nou can pick UP your
baggage and Seuuter carelessly to the
ttsiH GTscaJTeG.
in America Il you are a bold man and
do ,tot care To tip, put on Your hat
and walk away rapidly, so that you
VIII leave that particular atmosphere
beh,H3 rs quickly as possible. If You
aHt Il timid man, send the waiter for
o glass OF water and then fee. BY
Chaurins Your name and growing a
beard You VIII be able to live In per-.
feet safety and may even forget IN time
that somewhere q waiter would curse
yoar name III he only knew it.
Many nervous people do not know
whom 90 tip and whom not to tip. The
rgIs is easy, In the west, tip every
one You are afraid of, IN Chicago, tip
any n who has done you q real serv-
ice in New York. don't bother-the
ttppee viii help himself. in Europe,
do uat tip any one with a crown on.
Some Americans, who have spent
thousands q dollars buying love and
respect from tippees, awe been sued
Tor divorce by their wives on the
grounds of general c~ussedness.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
The Farmer.

Fellow citizens, when we have UNI
hooked ourselves from the street car
strap tonight, and have seated our
selyes comfortably in the library of our
coy fiat. with one elbow in the hath
room and a foo sticking out into h
parlor, let us devote a few moments to
PITY for the poor farmer far, far from
city joys.
The farmer tills the soil and raises
crops and w%hiskers and future captains
OF industry. He is q hard working man
n has few joys. Very early in the
morning he must get up to see that the
hired men do not oversleep. He cannot
sit down on a high stool and order
coffoe and ~doughnuts with a careless
air. He must wait until his wife has
cotton up. and has lighted the gasoline
stove, and has cooked bacon and ham
and eggs and corn bread and hash and
potatoes M gravy. and has warmed
up some beans and chicken and roast
beef. and stewed corn and has mixed
up -four gallons of cake batter. Many
farmers almost starve to death waiting
for breakfast.
The farmer cannot sit down in a
comfortable chair after breakfast, and
talk to 9 pretty s~tenographer ali morn
Ing either. He must harness his team
and ride Ill times rou a 160-acre
field on a hard iron seat. The farmer
has a whole barn full of red. white.
blue and green and yellow implements.
| ~ IS III. -cG seats, and his is indeed a
hard life. Many q farmer has to half
sole his overalls with leather three
times during the long summer.
When the farmer has finished his
field. he cannot rush off to the moving
picture shoW and stay until l O'clock.
He has got to &C in and read his paper.
Farmers do not get their morning ma
pers Until 10 o'clock. And yet we muir
mur sometimes at our lot in the city.
The farmer nno go to Il baseball
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
The Pitcher.

There was q tinfe when tAs AFn573%9
small boy yearued TO grow un ans ho-
come urps{a,;,r oF mas 4so,ra;r, 1E,
n,irbt st;li t,Gs ~, y,n . ,. ts,r~+
"''1'' ee-' t@A' Ni'- @9N - q
uPoh h'iil' but ne IS tee busy t'sHas %
become a great h1s 2a,s E -
waste any time La Naan years.
The pitcher As t5a aur3sa a4. -s s3a
who shce,e 1E,e san al f3s. bl5-er .
is ms mission rs ,rof,-E,t fsa r-eg7
an injury 81 a4a nrss af as eEr 81.
is t7s ma qsrr.-g Of th, ;.se,u s~s SO
cars with v-I4.s hs v-g,se ssr m
Tor .a-b ,Etas- s,1,,-s ,F-1t nr--.-l-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

he vas dead from overeating, with a
smile on his face.
From this Incident arose the habit az
tipping. Tipping Is an attempt ia got
more than one foot In the trough. Or
igiita!iy the Upper paid the waiter II
Leed him and neglect some other char
After That came an era when men nefd
waters 60 protect themselves againsf
the original tippers. Now eyery one
lips TO protect himself against the
waiter. some of our first %automohtie
owners Were walters.
ripping is very seldom a sign ~
n~osgishness now-tt Is a sign Of tim
idity. We tip walters, porters. bell bnu.
and Dootblacks to purchase their pooS
opinion. Men who don't care a hang
what their friends or their corntrS
think OF them. would walk home IN
miles rather than endure the frown ~
an untippsd waiter. They would ref,,sa
joyously to contribute 81 to d ch,,rch
fair, but In the presence of q check hn.,
At q hotel they are humble ana 49,
ions. Is they do not tip the check hnv
as much as the last fellow did he viii
think them stinRy, and what IL M
boy? Sticch
In America the tip is a holdun HI,
~ Europe II Is an institution IKE ar,s.
tocracy M Aas tourist. It IL possihie
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

tism. My limbs and feet were terri
bly, swollen and SO inflamed / could
not walk for days. After doctors had
failed to help me, began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. Three boxes cured me
go completely that I have not had the
slightest trouble since"
When Your Back Is Lame, tie
member the Name-DOAN'S." soc a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
shoan lsland Elrst TO Have Navy.

Rhode Island was the first state to
create a navy of its own, and captured
the first prize, q British frigate, off
Newport. Seeing its success, the con
tinental congress chose Rhode Island
to execute plans for a colonial navy,
and Esek Hopkins, the first command
er-in-chief, and t~hree-fourths of all
the officers were from this state. IN
the later war of 1912 it was another
Rhode islander, Commodore Perry,
who fought the immortal battle on
Lake Erie when he met the enemy
and they are constitutional Maya
zine,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
Terrible SUFFERING
Eczema All over Baby's Body.

"Nvhen my baby was four months old
his face broke out with eczema and AZ
sixteen months of age his face. hands and
arms were in a dreadful state. TIE
eczema spread all over his body. We haH
to put a mask or cloth over his face and
tie up his hands, Finally we gave HIM
he was entirely cured. Today he Is !.
healthy boy Mrs. Inez Lewis, Barring.
Maine.
Hoods S~arsaparilla cures blood diseases
and builds up the system.
Get it today in usual liqr;d form ar
choco!ated tablets called Sarsataba.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

and trade him a fat pig for a new side-
board. and q patent washing machine.
And likewise he viii have IL get out
OF his automobile and go home on the
mterarban. because his daughters best
young man is home from college and
wants 70 come out and spend the even
ing teaching her how to play billta
ss were not Tor the farmer we
would all starye. So let us drop a tear
for him and pity him as he tolls far out
In the country, where the fire engines
never pass by.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

has learned conversation in all it's
branches, he is lucky if he can keep
one woman FOND of him long enough
to die married.
Babies are great diplomats. A baby
san induce q strong man to get up
at night and prance all over the place
IN his pajanas, though the man
would positively refuse to do it for
ms wife or his employer. or the presi-
dent of the United States. Men who
nave V sung q note in their lives
and would fight at the suggestion from
anyone else, will sing half the night
when requested to do so by a mere
napy with no particular eloquence at
its command. Babies are the greatest
gamble in the world. 1t costs $4,000
to raise a baby. II you never can tell
whether it is going to be worth 5 1000
or 80 cents when it grows up. How
ever, If it is a girl, you can almost all
ways find some young man to take a
chance on her in that other great
gamble-matrimony.
Babies are very feeble and could be
completely demolished by a strong
man. Yet they often live for 95 years.
(which is more than any strong man
|tan do. But babies dc not smoke
cigars, drink cocktails or eat 10 griddle'
cakes at a sitting. Feed a babe onI
lobster Newberg and 1t would SOON
fade away. Strong men grow old and
feeble OF beefSteak, while small babies,
grow big and strong on milk alone
There are three kinds of babies-cowi
babies, tin babies and home talent
babies.
Babies are not often given the con-
sideration they are entitled to. Amongt
today's babies are the presidents of
1850, the steel kings of 1850, the base-i
ball stars OF 1910, the aviators of 1890
and the golf champions OF 1885.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

II IS easy TO tell an old time catcher
by mis- fingers. They look as if they
rad been braided up and allowed &c
set that way. Formerly. catchers did
moi Wear arnaor. but it cost the man
agement so much TO dig baseballs out
cf their ribs and features, that more
care is now taken Of them. The catch
or now wears g two bushei glove. a
wind shield on his chest, q Wire con
mig over on his head, and shock alb
soEbeSs On his legs. Thus equipped, he
Is 2bIe to survive any reasonable bonn
9ardment. a great man catchers who
vent To the Spanish war sustained
sPFained fingers. however, while catch
ing cannon halls two sizes larger than
the regulations provide.
Being a catcher is p~leasanter thar
trying 10 stop an automobile with bare
hands. but not much more. Besides
snatching the sizzling ball from the ad-
jacent vicinity, or digging it from the
hard ground in front of him the
catcher must at all times b.
to snatch off his mask, and run two
blocks over bat boys, water pail and
spectators after fouls. He must also
bear in mind While uncoupling his
spine, in order to reach farther for a
swift o%utshoot. that the base runner is
on the way to second and that lie must
nave the ball there to Serve as a recep-
ton committee. He must talk ~fiuentlv
with the batter. who will snub him,
and with h umpire who will not be
lleVe him when he catches a BALL in an
other ward, and jerks it back over the
plate. 1t is also his priceless privilege
10 stand in front of the home plate and
allow a ~lS0-pound base runner to slide
into his shins feet first.
Good catchers train for the season by
massaging their hands in a cornsheller.
and allowing bulldogs to gnaw their
ankles until they have become properly
~calloused. A good durable catcher will
last Tor many years But after 40.
most OF them retire. and take up some
lght occupation, such as coal mining
or stacking cactus.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
The Catcher.

Tbs catcher ~ = peculiarly foolish
Individual wno consents for 8 salary
Ia sg212t beh3na . bat for two hours 4
day- a12 aIlaw lnllself to be shot at
by ltcser wzth = large repertoire OF
thgSaSnC& p~re5ecv}es-
Ths catsbs7 doesn't have to DO This.
Ee LoG3d mase niS a152g oy racing au-
talarbles. tanning lions or hclding q
dIy! W-tlla s Q eya6 man pounded
II With . 29-pouna sleGge But the
catcher prefers 10 catch Sometimes he
does II Wstaoa1 nav. inst for a.nuse-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
FROM TEXAS
Some Coffee Facts From the Lone
Star State.

\ From a beautiful farm down in Tex
form babbling brooks that wind their
sparkling way through fiowery meads,
comes q note of gratitude for delivery
from the coffee habit.
When my baby boy came to me
dve years ago, I began to drink
=4Rnst...a he sa.sS = : ( Feeling 4 tssssstt y w0uia
be better for him and me than the old
kind OF drug-laden coffee. / was not
disappointed In 1t, for it enabled me, a
small. delicate 10 nurse a
bouncing, healthy baby Ia months.
S. have since continued the use OF
Postum for ! have grown fond OF it,
and have discovered to my JOY that IT
has entirely relieved ne OF bilious
habit which used TO PROSTATE me two
or three times q year, causing much
discomfort to my family and suffering
10 myself.
MY brothersinlaw was cured OF
chronic constipation by leaving on
coHee aud using Postum. He has be
come even more fond OF 1t than hs
q of the old coffee.
n fsct. the entire family, from thu
latest arrival Ca 2-year-old who Away,
calls Tor his 'rotie' first thing In ii.
sat mcrntne3 up to the head OF the house
think there IL no drink so g0od or q
wholesome a. Postum. Name give
by Postum Co, Battle Greek, Mich,
Read the little book, sssThe Road /
WeiiyiitA. n pkgs There's 4 reason
@E2tfseE 3x-mZ--tHalA
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
THE POULTRY YARD.
From the Farm Journal.

Market the surplus stock.
Ihe caponizing season is now ended.
Peter Tu~,nbledown,s growing stock
are runts.
II we have not access to road dust,
We may take some field earth, fine and,
free from humps.
There are several signs that Indicate
good health--a bright red comb, ac-
tlVlty, readiness for food, and a glossy
and smooth appearance as .. Ss.,na,,-
| erS.
The new roads have made it a little
more difficult for some OF us to get!
dust for our chicks. but almost always
there are little places where we can
find some.
Under no circumstances should an,
unhealthy bird be allowed a place in
the breeding pen, since such can not
fail to have an extremely Injurious
effect on the progeny.
I like the wire nests in the hen house,
| have thrown away the bulky insect
harboring wooden boxes. One can put
three wire nests in the space usually
occupied by a wooden box, and there is
mo q place In or around the wire nests
for mites to live.
Place the pulIets in their winter
quarters. before they start laying. 1t
gives them a good chance to become
acquainted with their new home. Place
a china egg in each nest SO as to guide
them to the proper place to hay their
eggs when they get ready. This month
A~pril-hatched pullcts should begin lay
ing.
When the crop becomes very large.
and the fowls show signs of the dis
ease. keep them away from all food.
allowing only watcr. for As hours. Then
give them all they will eat of finely
chopped onions, allowing them nothing
else but water for several hours more.
or Until they show they are relieved. i
have known the remedy to fail
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
Te Mena az Lmhrelis

To mend an umbrella that tears
anss from the RIB n the point, when
ysu are ON The gtree4 and needle and
thread Hra NOT available. close the I'm
s1reiiR and bringing the cloth in POI
si-aoE Insert q small hairpin in the
hoia al the rib, and wind securely
TanTid cloth This first aid to the in
sazaHT Is sn efficient ~
tempted 70 aesFe 1t peruaneuuy-Na,
taonei Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

as he has finished digesting his dinner
on the lounge. he must mend a leak in
hls acetylene lightning plant, and put a
new pipe in the pianola and repair a
TIRE on his touring ar, so tina he can
drive int town and get potatoes and
ice cream for supper. And after SUP
per, he cannot spend a peaceful even
ing on the front porch watching the
car go by. He must drive his fapiIS
into town to the church social, and he
must get a bushel of graphophone rec
ords, aud must hum UP the stock buyer
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
Some Shakespeare Statistics.

A Shakespearean enthusiast with a
turn for statistics has discovered that
the plays contain 106,00T lines and
S14,780 words. Hamlet" is the long
est play. with 1880 lines, and the
Comedy of Errors" the shortest,
with 1,777 lines. Altogether the plays
contain 1,227 characters, of which 157
are females. The longest part is that
of Hamlet. The part with the longest
word in it is that Of Costard in
Loves Labor Lost" who tells Moth
that he is not so long by the head as
Observation-Disclosures"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

tons. If you sus-
pect your kidneys,
begin using Doan's
Kidney Pills at
once.
E. R. Wilson,
Emmetts burg, To-
wa, says: q was
completely laid up
with kidney COM
plant and infam-
matOry rheuma-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

ment. There is no accounting for
tastes. Some people arnuse themselves
by going over Niagara Falls in a bar
rel
The catcher is supposed to scoop in,
deity, all the things the pitcher throws
at him. brushing the bat out of his eyes
in the meantime. This requires great
tenaeity of purpose, a magnificent
reach and a great disregard of fingers.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

driven BY the cruel oatsrnan. and how 10
tansle himself up 50 i~DeXtricably while
addressing the hall. that the batter m.im
think he Is having g 1T and Will not
prepare for the ball AS a reward for
al this labor. however, he may become
d great ma and may am day be sold
10 Pittsburgh for SO big a sum that his
owner can buy 2 private yacht with
The money he got for him,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

rDHTFF3 e DlATE RzElEF
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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK

There are two ways to tell if you
have weak Kidneys. The first is
through pains in the back. The ser
ond by examining the kidney secre-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

According to a Dutch paper, the de-
fensive measures taken by Holland in
preparation for Il possible Freneo-Ger-
man War have revealed a state of utter
unpreyaledness confusion IN the,
country military establishment.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19

The novelty business OF China IN
drifting into the hands OF the japa-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1911-10-19
TinpInu.

Tipping.
Once upon a time a greedy man
went early to a banquet. mi when
he SAY the table heapea up with good