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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A Bonn University professor. lee
turing at Columbia University the 9TH
er night. asserted that the soul is not
immortal Perhaps the Kaiser will
have something 10 say TO hin when
be gets home.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Chicago physicians tell US that
school children are becoming tooth
less II the price OF food keeps on
going NJ the average child will not
need airy teeth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Two Frenchmen fought a duel the
other day and then refused to kiss
and make up Evidently they are
playing for another match before the
club offering the largest purse
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15
4 Corn ouibbIer.

Didn't | tell you not TO shoot any
quail on this placer"
"Yassah." replied Uncle Rasbe1Il
You done tole me an ] done heAIu
you. Dis ain no quail. Dis Is q Par
ridge"
IL isn't until n man reaches me "N
Of discretion that he discovers ne ClA
have a good time without suffering ~
IL the next morning
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

beautiful lotus flower OF diamonds.
She was CARRIED in the white and
gold embroidered robe worn at the
coronation.
Close beside the imperial thrones
when the t%wenty-four state trumpet
ers with their silver trumpets herald
ed the durbar were. of course Lord
Hardinge. viceroy Of India. and Lady
Hardinge.
Most spectacular was the grand re-
view Of troops. about 10000 in mum
Der. Most Of these were native
troops. and they we're CARRIED In the
most gorgeous uniforms in the world.
The rajahs and other native prin.
ces present brought their wi ele.
Dhants. the size OF the animal depend
ing on the rank OF its owner. and the
huge brutes with their magnificent
aowdahs and other trappings added
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

New Yorker deserted MS wife be
cause he preferred buying himself
silk stockings TO supporting her We
move that ne be sentenced to walk
basefoot for the rest OF his life
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Only reckless persons eat chestnuis
IN the dark
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Bracins days these and fine for
business.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

The latest Invention Is an alarm
clock which not only svakens the
sleeper. but lights the gas Modern
invention Is doing its utmost TO muir
der sleep.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A Jerseyite won a verdict against a
doctor Who cut him open on the wrong
side Az n rule doctors know on
which side a man keeps his pocket.
book
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A Brooklyn man eighty years OF age
IS being sued for breach OF promise.
We are busy hoping the lady has no
letters Of bis IL which he referred 10
himself as her Baby
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Pape. bags. however. are OF no use
In roasting onS's neighbors.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

The "chickenreel- has come TO dis
place the grizzly bear" and the tur-
Key trot" The fish seems TO defy
IMITATION successfully.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

News that a gold nugget was found
IN a chickens crop will only give the
cold storage men another pretext to
raise the price OF chicken.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Boston has a preacher who says ne
never mas and never expects TO see a
game OF baseball He IS missing more
than ne has any idea OF.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

"Walnuts are %fattening. says a Brit
ish medical authority. And We nav
known newspaper paragraphers to
grow fat on chestnuts
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15
Takes stryehnine by m,s,al.

Evansville. Dec. l2.-Alfred NJ. Col
Inns, an employe OF a local buggy fac
tory. took a dose OF ~strychnine by
mistake tor q%uinine and died In a short
time.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A man elOped with the wrong
twin. which may not prove a hardship
Tor him. but an awful annoyance to
ne other twin.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Kansas judge told a mar he was too
dense 10 be a Juror. Any mar who IS
TOO dense 70 be a juror doesn't know
be Is alive
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Baby carriages in Minnesota are re-
qui-ed 10 carry lanterns after dark
II seems that the citizens OF Mime
sofa start Joy riding at an early age
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

An expert writer says that rich girls
make better wives than poor ones
Perhaps hat IS the real reason why
they are il more demand.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A Californian has produced red.
white and blue chickens. which he
calls patriots He might have cali
ed them mandrills.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A Missouri farmer lost his pocket
book in a p~olecat's den That sp
breaches our idea OF hard luck
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Perhaps a course in aviation may
be included IN the higher education.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Women are to be educated in the
handling OF ~checkbOOks. and then the
source Of many a good story will be
missing.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

One way 10 get n glow OF warmth on
a cold day is 70 help the suffering
poor.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

The man who thinks the tipping evil
can be stopped Is an optimist
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

China has the frecrackers and she
can set up a Fourth OF July whenever
she thinks ut.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

An Ohio woman boasts that she has
iiTed 100 years and never has been
kissed Just think OF a century OF
wasted years
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

With her skinny skirt and her mas
todon muf woman is not afraid OF
cold waves.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A Chicago Mulberry Sellers proposes
10 start a cat ranch stocked with one
million cats.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

king and queen Of Great Britain. We're
recognized today a emperor and en-
press Of India. Up 10 their thrones
marched the proudest chiefs Of Hin
dustan and there did homage. The
ceremony "a without precedent. for
never before has a British emperor
OF India come to Delhi. the ancient
seat Of the kings Of India, TO assume
his title. The Durbar. for which elab-
crate preparations had been un-
der way for months. took place in a
great camp 10 the north OF the city,
some FIVE miles square. The tempo
rary population OF this camp is about
a quarter Of a million. and it is fur
nished with all the conveniences Of
modern life. including 81 post Offices,
ten telegraph Offices and even cleo
trio light, railways. motor cars and
taxi-cabs. There the people gathered
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

No skilled train robber goes through
q coach in the wake OF the porter.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

A bead waiter says tipping viii be
well maintained when commercial
travellers are but a memory.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Ore nasty thing about a blizzard is
that IL generally keeps its engage
ments-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15
WEEKLY COURIER

BEN Ed. DoANE. Publisher.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Bloomington. While attempting
10 reboard his train. after hav-
ing alighted 20 telephone his moth
er that he would be home 10 spend
Christmas with her. Harvey W. Car
michael. twenty-eight. an Indianapolis
Southern conductor. whose home is
az Palestine. Ill, fell under the
wheels in front Of the station here.
His right leg was ground of. II IS
feared Carmichael will not withstand
the shock.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Terre Haute-John p. White.
president OF the United Mine
Workers. may withdraw his invita-
tions for a meeting of representative
operators and miners OF western Penn
~sylvania. Ohio. Indiana and Illinois
TO be held in Chicago December II be
cause the operators already have
taken steps toward reyiying their In
terstate association rs preliminary 10
resuming joint wage conferences with
the miners.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Greenfeld.-John A. Riley, only
brother Of James Whitcomb Riley,
died OF heart failure at his home in
this city. He had been in poor health
for several months. Mr.. Riley was a
man OF high literary attainmenis and
some OF his writings compare favor
ably with those Of his distinguished
brother. although he never wrote
other than for the pleasure Of the
work.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-12-15

Gary.-Workmen ~excavating for
the FIVE story Harries and Northern
State Bank buildings in Broadway un-
earthed black dirt 16 feet below the
street level. This is the first time that
black dirt has been found in Gary
proper. and people focked from all
parts OF town TO see the unusual sight
Az a cost Of 81. 900. 900 the Steel corpo-
ration brought In black earth so that
grass could be grown in the city. and
the Gary school board is asking Porter
county farmers TO bid on $4,000 worth
OF black soil TO place around the new
Froebel school building.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-27
CHRISTMAS AT
 THE kNickEReocKER

The Knickerbocker Was, without doubt. the most artistically decorated hotel in Hot Springs. The Christ mas spirit was manifest everywhere. The entire lower floor and stairway were bright with Christmas bells and other decorations. The always beautiful dining room, was more beau tiful than ever, with it's Christmas garlands festooned from the center of the ceiling to each corner and each side and from the festoons of green hung numerous Christmas bells Of red In the center mamoth bell was sus pended. The doors and windows were also appropriately decorated. The centre piece on each table was a min iature Christmas tree, trimmed with tinsel, candles of all colors, fruit, birds, bells, eetc., these together with the flowers and fruit under the bril- Kant electric lights made the dinng room perfect bower of beauty. Which 10 be fully appreciated must be seen. The dinner itself was as nerfeef in it's way as the decoralions. Our host ess had not forgotten to supply the needs of The inner man when study ing to make all she surroundings beau tiful A number of the Friends and relatives of the family were guests of the occasion.
 When it comes to describing the mammoth Christmas tree words in- deed fail. It looked as if it had drop ped from fairyland to brighten this world of ours. The many colored electric lights that ahc,le everywhere among it's branches made the glitter ing decorations and the beautiful appear more than beautiful. Surely 10 other tree ever bore such fruit 1t had grown under the skiliful hands of the genial host end hostess Mir and Mrs. Lauher. Each guest was remembered liberally: every lady re- ceiving a beautiful ssad useful gift, made by the loving hands Of Mrs. I-auher, who is not only the most gracious hostess but the kind and con siderate friead of each guest. The gentlemen were also suitably re- membered. When it comes to the children-to tell of the wonderful toys they received and the pleasure of the little ones-well. if you cannot imagine it, suppose you help the Sal. vation Army give New Years tree and go and see it. then you will know how children enjoy such things.
 Every guest Of the Knickerbockel joins in saying God bless our host iess and may she and her good husband live many years to enjoy the happt ness tiiey bestow upon others.v
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stirring strains of violin came from the interior of little cottage In certaa section of the city late yes terday afternoon under unusual con ditions.
 It was Eot a residence where wealth and affiuence had set it's golden seal, but where poverty had entered and left the walls bleak and barren and where sickness had laid low the another. but it was such a concert that the inmates of that little home win treasure as long as memory lasts.
 The ones vino provided the music, both vocal and instrumental were the Krksmith Sisters, ead their act of kindness and consideration reveals iiait of tender kindness that is most commeadable.
 When Miss Gertrude Kirksmith op- ened her mail at the Princess thea ter yesterday morning she found the following note addressed to her; Dear Miss Kirksmith
 q heard you-all sing Christmas matinee at the Princess. I am just a little girl ten years old. I i've at No.
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told my mama all about you wish you could aslg for ner. because she is very sick. and We are too FOOT to pay to go to the theater. saved up my pennies for the Christ mas matinee, and I am glad l heard you sing. Your little friend,
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-27
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that the annual stockholders meeting of tne Buckstaff Bath HoGse Company WI. be held in the Buckstasf Baths on Friday, January 26. 1912. at o'clock D. n. for the elect II of q board of Gire2,crs to serve far the ensuing year, for the adoption of bylaws. ci' for the transaction Of such o'h. CT business as ma lawfully come before them. G. E. HoGABoOM
 il-z--1m. Secretary.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-27

you sing. Your little friend,
 That settles its declared Miss Gertrude q am going to find that hause and cal on little Miss M .''
 Well if you are go.ag. Pm going, toe". omphatically declared Miss Az nes. her sister, who leads the or chesira at the Princess.
 "if you two go, you'll have to take us aiorg for We have as much right fhere Us you two have" said Maud, speakng for herself and remaining sisters.
 And tha. is why, unannounced and uaexl ected, they found the address given in the letter, The Kirksmith Sisters visited the home of their li.tle admirer Maud had taken along her violin. All of them carried to the house either flowers or fruit and it wasn't long before Gertrude made Che heart of the sick mother and oth, els iii the little cottage happy by siagne several selections. while Maud accompanied her on the violin.
 Tlen the six of them sang and played together, and it was not until trey realized that they were hungry anG that it was almost time for them to get ready for the evening show that the girls hurried from the home had gladdened with So much human sunshae.
 No. I'll not tell you anything about our yisit'', declared Gertrude Kirksmith. when a reporter endeavor- cd to learn some facts concerning the same. There are some things that newspapers ought not 10 print, and 1 don't care whether t will boost the act, as you state That was our little party, and don't see how you came to find out about it in the be ginning.'
 Miss Gertrude forgot her letter when she left the theater after the matinee. and a little mouse rrn or the shelf in her dressing room ant read 1t. and being good little mouse he was too honest noi to tell, but the reporter did not inform Miss Ger trude of these facts, believ'ng he had the story even if she wouldn't tell him.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-27
MUSICAL SISTERSl
 CHEER INVALID SIX CHARMING SISTERS PLAYING AT PRINCESS GLADDEN. THE
 HEART OF INVALID
Appealing Note From Little Girl Sends Young Ladies on an Er-
 rand of Mercy.

The sweetest music is often heard off the stase and is caiied forth when the heart of the singer or musician as the case may be, is touched by some incident in hnmAn natira that makes one believe one's effort IS being ap
 preciatsd It was not to be wonder ed. then, tiiat goitisri notes of tiie old time songs. accompanied by the soui-
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WARNING ORDER.

In the Garland Chancery Court. W. .. Turner, Plaintiff.
 Against P T. Mecabe and John scahpper. de. fendant.
 The defendants, p. T. McCabe and John schnippeB are warned to appear In this court within thirty days and answer the complaint Of the plain. tiff,
 Given under my hand and seal Of said court on this sth day of Noyem Ter. 1911.
 H. A. WHtTTlNGT x. Clerk. By s. !. ERICKSON. D. c. ". G. Bouic. Attorney ad Item,
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MARRIAGE LICENSES

Marriage licenses have been issued by the county clerk to the follow ing: John A. Tucker to Lulu Hefey; J. J. Williams to Vera Cox.
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-27

Mrs. P. D. Coates and son. Master John Coates, Of MoberIy. Mo, are vis- ting Mrs. Mary Yager of Womble street, during the holidays. A
The Sentinel=record., 1911-12-27
QUICK ReLleF FOR RHEuMATlsM
OF HOT apRinos. ARK.

QUICK RELIEF FOR RHEUMATISM
 George W. koons Lawton, Mich. says: Dr. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism has given my wife wonderful benefit for rheumatism. She could not lift hand or foot, had 10 be lifted for two months. She began the use of the remedy and Improved rapidly. On MondaxlEhe could not move and on Wednesday she gst up, dressed herself ard walked out for breakfast" Sold by Eisele & Hunt Drug Co
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-07
FORDS

Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Moore, Jr.,
of Elizabeth, spent Labor Day
as the guests Of friends in town.
Miss Beatrice Liddle spent the
week end at the home of relatives
In Railway.
Mrs. Joseph Van Horne and sons
Forest and Charles, of Jersey City,
we're the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Jo-
seph Rowan the past week.
Master John BARLEY, Of Eliza
beth, has returned home after spend
ing the past week as the guest OF
Nj. and Mrs. Robert Moore OF town.
Miss Josephine Danterville, OF
Staten Island, Is spending the week
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Alexander.
Mrs. C. Laurson and daughter
Hazel, OF Railway, were visitors in
town on Friday.
Harold Moore. Of Elizabeth, has
returned home after spending the
week end in town,
Miss Adelyn Dantervflle, of Staten
Island, spent the week end az the
guest of relatives In town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Anderson, of
New Brunswick, spent Labor Day at
the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. James
Fullsrton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-07
PUT OYSTERS IN
y POISON WATER
Complain of Conditions in
Vicinity of South AmbOy.
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

special TO the ENlNG NEWS.
South Amboy Sept. 7:-While the
health laws are far reaching, and
sanitary matters are a theme that
engages almost every tongue at the
present day and much money Is eX-
pended in paying inspectors to look
after matters that are ~unsanltary and
detrimental to health, yet with a
Board of Health In our city, an in
spector here and also q state board
II inspector, we were informed
yesterday of a very unsanitary situa-
ton Just beyond the city limits. We
know our local board has no juris-
diction in this case, but they might
call the attention of the state board
to the existence of a nuisance that
might possibly be very detrimental to
health and far reaching in it's raw
ages. In the creek q short distance
from our city limits parties have ar
ranged f~attening platforms on which
to feed their catch of oysters, there
by improving their flavor and ap-
pearance when put upon the market.
Now in this same creek a short dis
lance above where these oysters are
fattened, we are told, there is a
landing for manure boats and that
manure, that is called pouderette, Is
brought from the city in boats and
is unloaded at this place. The top Of
this manure, on it's arrival, is more
or less covered with a liquid which
Is pumped out in the creek before
getting down to the more solid ma
terial. Further, a short time ago a
scOw loaded with this material, we
were told, sank in the creek and the
whole contents ere pumped into the
creek above these oyster platforms,
thus giving an excellent opportunity
for the germs of almost every kind
of disease to be disseminated in and
through these oysters in their fat
tening process, net only in one city
or town, but in many. 1t Is apparent
that the love of selfish gain will
cause the most fragrant violations of
law, and shut up the bowels of COM
passion toward humanity. When
men, for the sake Of gain, will will
fully do that which they have reasons
to believe will injure humanity at
large, due punishment to the fullest
extent should be meted out to them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-07
kEASBEY

Miss Dolly Maeir and Master Harry
Maier were out of town visitors
Friday evening.
Miss Julia Meyer spent Saturday
afternoon out Of town.
Mr.and Mrs. Max Paulick were
Perth Amboy visitors Saturday even
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Markell and
children and Miss Rose Friedman
spent Sunday evening out of town.
Misses Mary and Katharine Fee.
were Woodbridge visitors Sunday
evening.
Mr.and Mrs. Elmer La Forge and
children were visiting relatives at
Perth Amboy Sunday and Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Hafely, Sr.,
and daughter, Miss Mary Hafely,
spent the holiday with relatives in
Brooklyn.
Mrs. N. La Forge and sons, Of
Perth Amboy, were visiting relatives
in town Sunday.
Many Of the local people of town
attended the wedding of Mr., Louis
Horkai and Miss Anna Kondosh, Of
Perth Amboy, Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Maier enter
tanned out of town friends Labor
Day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Matthew Schaub
spent Labor Day at South Beach.
Mrs. Joseph Lefkowitz and daugh-
ter Lillian, Of Woodbridge, were
Keasbey visitors Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Rolph were
out Of town visitors Labor Day.
Miss Martha Smith spent Monday
out of town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Shimko en-
tertained relatives of New York Mon
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lott and children
spent Labor Day out OF town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Holman were out
of town visitors Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William James Full
lerton spent Monday out of town.
Miss Florence Fttz and Miss Lena
Gloff were out of town visitors La
Dor Day.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Romer en-
tertatned relatives Of New York dur
ing the holiday.
julius Holubori, of Washington,
D. c., spent the holidays at the
home of his parents.
Raymond Fullerton was an out Of
town visitor Saturday evening.
Joseph Brumsky spent Sunday
evening in Perth Amboy.
John Vecsi was a Perth Amboy
visitor Sunday evening.
James Hanson, of Iselin, spent the
holidays with friends in town.
Michael Fee was an out of town
visitor Labor Day.
William Reid spent Labor Day out
OF town.
Edward Gloff was an out of town
visitor Monday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1911-09-07
SPOTSWOOD

Rev. and Mrs. E. w. Daw left
Tuesday for two weeks %sojourn at
Asbury Park. Rev. Mr.. Daw is rec
tor Of st. Peters Episcopal church.
Louis Appleby, of Rocky Hill,
spent Labor Day with his parents,
Mayor and Mrs. A. B. Appleby.
Nelson e. Jolly spent Labor Day
with his sister, Mrs. William Crouch,
of New Brunswick.
E. Wade, of Brooklyn, spent the
Freebooter and Mrs. David Wade.
Miss Kelly, of East Spotswood, en-
tertained friends from New York
over Labor Day.
William Snowfall was in New
York Tuesday on business.
Arthur Tienkein, of New York,
spent Labor Day with friends at
this place.
Fred Snow and Arthur D. Appleby
were Perth Amboy visitors Labor
Day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. W. Van Dyke, of
East Spotswood, entertained on
Labor Day the formers brother,
Howard. of Hightstown. and the lat
ter's parents, Postmaster and Mrs.
Herbert Appleby, of Old Bridge.
William McMuliken spent Labor
Day at the Freehold parade.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Treat, of
Old Bridge, Miss Flora Fisher and
Frank H. Vliet, of this place, motor
ed to Freehold Monday and enjoyed
the f1remen's parade. The trip was
made In Mr. Vliet's new auto. with
Mr.. Treat at the helm.