Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-11-23
We Can't Help Saying 1t.
How True.

How True.
Today we dodge upon the street
1 | The autos that would run us down.
And with a deal of mental heat
We say bad things, and hercely frown
Tomorrow in our new machine
| We watch the other fellows jump,
And with a countenance serene
We smile Keep off the road, yot
. chump.'
Chicago Post
But for the poor man who cannot
Raise money on the home he leases,
Remember that the motor-car
} is far the deadllest of its species!
billion of dollars is a great sum
of money 1t would take Il man work
ing eight hours day over ninety
years 70 count and stack it at the
rate of dollar a second-Louisville
Herald.
Wen vouch for that-and it makes
your arms ache like the dickens until
you become accustomed to it.
Superstitious people, of course, have
noticed that there are four iSs in
1889, the number of that locomotive
that went on rampage up in Low
| ell.-Boston Globe.
| We doubt our own temerlty IN
questioning Boston mathematies-oae
after a hairful and collarless strug-
gle we continue to evolve 105's where
the Globe found As.
Italians will enjoy eating Turkey
even more than the genuine Yankees
this time.-Bath Things
We think Turkey win be easier cat
ing than genuine Yankees9-general-
ly credited with being somewhat
leathery.
China is forming the American
chewing gum habit. A Hong Kong
firm last year sold $1,000 worth of the
american manufactured article.-Man-
chester Union.
Since the Nays ruling the gum
manufacturers must discover some
place where they'll let a Manehu.
The state of Illinois has made and
put into effect a law to pension poor
widows with dependent families OF
children There is 40 class more
needy and deserving Press.
Why not pension for decrepit news
papcrs-thus avoiding reorganization
Saturday. while Al Ridley was
making the rounds of his mink traps,
on the waterfront at the North End
he saw a flock of 1000 black ducks
come out from the BAY wheel around
Lines Island and fly back in the dl-
rection of the bay.-Bath Times.
Friend of ours who saw that same
flock. Al, swears there were loVl.-
Express and Advertiser.
Another argument for Portland
stuff"
Is the psstmistress more deadly than
the maiIq-I.owen Courier Citizen.
Letter answer for herself.-Man-
chester Union.
Thus stamping out all doubt.-coh-
cord Patriot.
Incidentally enveloping the case in
clearness and giving Kipling the sack
Every day of the year is thanksglN-
ing day in New Hampshire-a day OF
| thanksgiving for the privilege of llv-
ing in this blissful Observation-Disclosures
| Union.
It's folly to be wise.
Dyspepsia is our national ailment;
Burdock Blood Bitters is the national
cure for it, Ii strengthens stomach MEM
branes, promotes flow of digestive juices,
purifies the blood. builds you up.
| Any skin itching is temper-tester. The
| more YOU scratch the worse ii itches.
| Doan's Ointment cures piles, eczema-any
| skin itching. AT all drug stores.
II have been somewhat costive, but
| Doan's Regulets gave just the results De
sired They act mildly and regulate the
bowels perfectly George b. krause, 3Vo
Walnut Ave, Altoona, Pa.
| A specific for pain-Dr. Thomas Eclec-
| tic Oil strongest cheapest llniment ever
devised. a household remedy in America
/ for 25 wears.
AUGUSTA LODGE DIRECTORY
BETHLEHEM LODGE, NO. IS, F. & a.
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