Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-06-14
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rlSnI amount OF provocative deriSiOn
to rouse one to combat
That's all right" retorted the
young man. II don't like TO hear you
talk that way-it sounds as though
you thought men were weak minded.
with no appreciation Of real values"
Hear him ramble!" broke in the
young woman. "A man may appreci-
ate real values till he's black in the
face. but it doesn't keep him from run
ming two blocks out of his way just
70 find out II the girl IN the stunning
suit with the marvellous wad OF hair
and high heels has got a face to match
the rest OF her. Why, knew a per-
ferCuy good man once who was
Knocked down and run over by an au-
tomobile just as he succeeded in chas-
Ing around in front of a girl he had
trailed half mile and they carried
him away smiling triumphantly. When
they asked where he was hurt worst
he Just murmpred. Gee! peach! and
never knew anything had struck HIM"
"Of course" said the young man. IF
you are going to be funny about It.
You might concede-"
What's the user" asked the young
woman. blandly. Never concede any
thing TO a man in an argument, be-
cause he's going to grab all he can
get. anyhow"
Every woman with sense enough
TO keep out of lunatic asylum" pur.
sued the young woman, knows that
If she wants to ask favor OF man
the easy way to get IL is to devote
three hours to dressing for the part
and then win him over in ten minutes
She might dress in ten minutes and
nag him for three hours and mere
ly get cold refusal. Little Susie.
aged six. knows better than to ask
papa for new roller skates when she
has molasses stickum on her little
paws and her hair isn't combed! She
waits till she has on something white
and fluffy that papa goes broke pay
Ing laundry bills for and her hair Is
in golden cloud Then she sails in,
Does she get what she wants? She
does! Papa swells out his chest to
thlnk such a fascinating prodigy Is his.
Little Susie remembers this when
she grows up. She really doesn't have
TO remember 1t. though, because sew
eral thousand years OF ancestry has
impressed II on her brain cells and IL
was all ready waiting when she turned
TO 1t. She knows instinctively that II
Is far more to her advantage to know
at what angle to adjust her hair than
20 be able to square the hypotenuse of
whatever it is that has a hypotenusei
And she realizes without being told
that perfectly manicured finger nails
are going 10 get her a lot farther in
ines little game than the conscious
ness that she busted behind all the
pictures and the farthest corner under
the bed!
"Feathery baking powder biscuits
may do for bait If it is the cook trying
to fascinate the policeman. but Susie
KNOWS that young Dingbat, the million
aires son, would be nothing but ex-
tremely bored if she tried to intro
duce self-made baking powder biscuit
rs a lure when all he wants is Susie
In her best and most frivolous frills
20 step into his motor car and permit
herself TO be taken where young Ding.
bat can buy her Strawberries out OF
season and dollhouse lobsterl
III tell you why there are so many
old-young girls with knobby fore
heads and hearts of gold who are pre-
tending 70 be wildly enthusiastic
about sanitary street paving in the
5teenth ward and societies for teach
Ing, the heather how to darn socks
economically instead OF having their
own houses 10 run and dear husbands
TO meet when the 6:10 train gets in
from the city every night. They mis-
takenly adopted the baking powder
biscuit and sterling qualities racket
instead OF the other one Every
single man they know respects them
violently and without a heart throb-
and marries the aforementioned Susie
around the corner who'll weep when
TIE cook leaves and not forget To- do
1t distractngly IN n pale blue silk neg.
ugee-"
See here" objected the young
man.
u WON'T contradicted the young
woman. i know n lot more about M
And so do you. only you're not frank
on the subject
You men," went on the young WON.
an. who stare all the pretty girls in
The face what difference does II mako
TO YOU that their mothers are nrob.
ably at home washing the dishes or
mending their daughters petticoa,so
How shocked and grleved are Won IN
think that the little shabby woman
with the white face has busb,rd
who beats her and takes tho monev
she earns doing plain sewing TO buv
more beer and she stands il so Jobnnv
can get through school? You done
sob pathetically and admirinoIv
over ner tragic heroism. do you?"
You're too busy noting that Tottfo
Footlights has on pumps and silk no.
siary and that her spring suit fits as
though she had been poured into n
and Won are grateful az st,a ,,t.,