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The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19
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C. T. Rawalt arrived home last
Friday evening from Cedaredge.
Frank Parker OF Midway and Jack
Fisher of Hotchkiss were Paonia
visitors Monday evening.
The ladies of the w. G. 7. U. will
serve lunch in Masonic Hall on May
3Oth. 40-4t
Billie Hopkins, editor OF the Craw-
ford Chronicle, and Henry Walter
were over from Crawford Monday.
rem acres, all in cultivation, only
on. mile from town. Cheap. See
G. C. HAWKINS.
Fresh milk and cream delivered
daily by the Paonia Daryl. L.
Criswell, Prop. Coop phone 3sB
For Sale:-Narrow tire 81 inch Old
Hickory wagon. or trade for good
milk COW. Inquire at this Office. 34tf
st Margaret's Guild will meet on
Thursday, May 25th with Mrs. C. B.
Hamilton.-Ethel Shallenberger, Sec.
Mrs. W. T. Bozman, who has been
gnest at the A. J. Castell home,
returned to her home in Cortez Mon.
day morning
Miss Nell B. Edwards was a pas
senger on Monday evenings 1train
for Somerset for a few days visit
with her brother Clarence and fam
lily.
= lot OF new chairs for the Gayety
theatre have arrived. Mr.. French 10
determined to make the people COM
Hortaihe, while he gives them an hour
nf pleasure.
We will get but two chances to
see the biggest show OF its kind in
the world. That il on Wednesday, |
May II when Kit Csrson's Buffalo |
Ranch Wild West arrives for two
performances.
The town council is now consider !
ing thu matter OF repairs on the old
reserx sr. with a view to increase the |
water supply. This is Important. as
At ON time "a few days ago, the east |
end of town was shy on water.
with Kit Carson's Buffalo Ranch |
Wild Vest are some of the most ex-
pert and daring horsemen in the
worl Imported direct from Russia |
and are known as the Cars Co.'S
sacks. Here Wednesday, May "a.
II T welborn went to Montrose
Tnesday morning to meet his Xwiie,
who MAS returning home after sew
eral u.-.ks' stay in Denver. during
which ime she underwent an oper-
nti,,u she IL now almost wholly
recovered.
APP mia ball team IL being organ
1sed. ani the Indications are that the
material gotten together will make
a fast team. II the present plans
are car led out the teams from our
neigh, ring towns will be compell-
ed to Ill up and take notice.
Mr~. Leroy Kennedy was passen-
ger o. sionday mornings train on a
two ,.-eks' trip. She will visit
friend ~ Denver, Trinidad and Pu-
eblo he was accompanied as far
as Pu..4'ib by Mrs. Stocker. who will
visit f"r = few weeks with her daugh-
ter. Mrs Pierce.
Their Is now daily passenger
train ving this town about n. m.
fyou -. dissa tistied with the place,
and htyr no other occupation than
that 81 1 knocker. pack your grip
little II .1iner and all. and the ID. &
r. q II sell you n ticket to al
points a., It and west.
The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19

Don't forget that two-mile parade
of the Kit Carson Buffalo Ranch
Shows. Get up town early and get
n good place as our streets will be
crowded. There will he people here
from thirty miles around. Wednes-
day, May "a.
The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19
For Sale

9s acres, part or all. A No. ] Fruit
and Hay ranch near Hotchkiss. 20
acres in fruit. Also a $500 Id. team Of
well matched mares.
80 4tp f. II. BISHOP, Hotchkiss.
The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19
$40 Reward For Horse

Strayed from the Todd ranch $
miles south OF Paonia, on the 11th,
a brown mare, star in forhead, no
brand. Last seen near Paonia work
ing east. $40 reward. Notify Il. ID.
Peden, Hotchkiss, Colorado.
The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19
Wanted.

A few first class Real Estate
Loans. optional payments on
Town Residences, no delay,
money on hand.
c. c. HAWKINS
The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19
LOST

Heavy Gold Ring set with Moon
stone. Finder leave at Affords
Blacksmith Shop-Reward.
The Paonia newspaper., 1911-05-19
br. Harry A. Smith

Of Delta. Eye. Ear. Nose and
Throat specialist. will be at the
Paonia hotel the Second Tuesday
OF every month. Glasses F tied
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MRS. w. F. MCCALL
 DIED LAST NIGHT

Mrs. w. F. Mccall, former resi- dent of Dyer, Tennessee, but a resi- dent of this city for a number of years, died last night at 8 o'clock at the home of her daughter, Mrs. A. M. Davis, No. 721 State street, after an illness of ten days. The funeral will take place this afternoon at 2:3O o'clock from the residence, No. 721 State street
 The deceased was 57 years old. She was devout member of the Ohio street Baptist church and was we'll known in the city. She leaves her husband and four daughter, Mrs. A.. M. Davis, Mrs. G. E. Dalby and Mrs. R. Russell of this city and Mrs. w. M. Crews, of Dyer, Tenn Rev, Otto Wilmington, pastor of the Ohio Street Baptist church, of which the deceased was a member, will have charge of the funeral services. The pail bearers have not been named.
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NOBLE LAKE NEWS

J. H. Griggs of Elvins, Mo. spent Wednesday afternoon here He lad intended getting off the train at Zine Bluff but had fallen asleep and was carried by his destination.
 "Cupid' Wdllett, telegraph opera tor for the Iron Mountain at Pine Bluff. was here Thursday visiting op- erator F. V. Dickey.
 c. H. Reeder, trainmaster of the Iron Mountain, was here short time on business Thursday.
 H. B. Trulock, of Pine Bluff. was here on business Friday
 M. M Richey, general superintend- ent and J. F. Murphy, division sup erintendent of the Iron Mountain passed through here in their private car Friday morning.
 F. V. Dickey had a pleasant visit Friday evening at MT. Wyatt's resi- dence, calling on Miss Lelah Wyatt and Miss Leone Puntney.
 H c. Wyatt who has been in Lit tie Rock several days. on business returned home Saturday night.
 Miss Leone Puntney and Miss Le- lah Wyatt spent Sunday at Moscow. visitin Mrs. M. c. John.
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The 0aiahs of 6ustar.

The rajahs of Bustar are hybrid rajputs, claiming to be of the family of the moon, and have reigned in Bus- tar for between five and six hundred years. The family bears the name of Rathputty, and every year the rajah has to sit on the rath at the festival of the Dusseerah wearing the jewels of the goddess Dunteshwarre, the tutelary goddess of the state, which are brought from Dantawara temple for the pur- pose.
 Save for the jewels he is clad only in wreaths of Howers," says a writer in the Wide World, land when we saw him he looked very solemn-al- most ashamed of himself-as he passed us.
 "In connection with this ceremony there used to be . brutal custom of dragging the rath, a huge sort of jug gernaut car weighing many tons, over the bodies of live buffaloes, often only partly killing them.
 "This horrible practice was stopped by British officials"
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PHOENIX LODGE
 INITIATES CLASS

At large meeting five new mem bers were initiated into Phoenix Lodge, No. 297, I. o. B B., Sunday afternoon. The addition of these five new members brought up the numerical strength to over 101 and thereby entitled the lodge to "a dele gation of three to the grand lodge convention i'm Hot Springs. Appro- priations were made for the National Jewish Hospital for Consumptives, at Denver and the Hot Springs disburse- ment committee. A committee was appointed to represent the Education al League the headquarters of which are at Cleveland, Ohio, and the pur- pose of which is to provide higher education for orphans. A social hour and smoker followed the busi- ness session.
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JEFFERSON GAINS
 A REPRESENTATIVE
This County May Be Entitled to Four Members of the Lower House of General Assembly Under New
 AppOrtiOnment.

Little Rock, Ark, March 6.-Some swapping in representatives of the General Assembly is due in the re- apportionment which is being figured upon by the Apportionment Commit tee of the Senate and House, and quite a few of the older counties of the state are sure to lose represen- tation, while a number of the fast growing ones will make material gains. The largest gain is in Pu- lash county, where seven represen- tatives will be urged. The consti- tution will not permit more than 100 members of the House, so the reap- portionment will have to be made on the 1910 census, and the counties which stood still, or lost population, will lose to the ones which have adi- ed to their population According to the estimates of the committee the counties will be allowed one repre- sentative for every 395S population, or fraction over one half It is re- ported unofficially. that Ashley, Craighead, Crittenden, Jefferso44. Mis- sissippi, Sebastian and Union coun- ties will gain one representative each while the ones which will lose one representative will be, Columbia, Clark, Conway, Crawford. Independ- ence, Logan, Pope, Washington, Yell and Franklin. The committee is en- deavoring to keep secret the work it is doing in order to prevent deluge of complaints from the counties which will receive cut in their rap- resentation.
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A Famous Vine.

In the Cumberland Lodge portion of the royal gardens at Windsor there is a vine, known all over England as the Cumberland Lodge vine, which is a shoot of still older vine which grows at Hampton Court, but the shoot has far outdistanced Its parent in dimen- sions and productiveness. In England grapes are generally grown under glass, and the Cumberland Lodge vine has great glass structure, 120 feet long by 20 wide, all to itself Growing with astonishing luxuriance, the vine spreads itself over a roof area of 2,4OO square feet and bears annually a crop of approximately a thousand huge punches of the finest flavoret' erapes. These grapes are frequently d on the royal table, and the subje.. who is presented with basket of them con. siders himself highly favored. The shoot from which the great vine has grown was planted in 1775.
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BOARD OF TRADE
 DIRECTORS MEET

The directors of the Pine Bluff Board of Trade held their regular monthly meeting yesterday afternoon at their headquarters in the Citizens Bank building. Many matters were discussed, but Acting Secretary E. A. Howell stated last night that the mat ters diacussed were not ready for publication. The free bridge prop osition was taken up by the directors and the plans tA introduce a bill iw the Legislature. jointly with the Retail Merchants Association. are be-. ing perfected.
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ENGINEERS TO
 MEET COUNCILMEN
Will Gather Thursday Night to Dis- cnss Viaduct That is PlaEned Ov.... CT Railroad Tracks fin the Eas.
 tern Part of the City.

When the City Council adjourned last night it agreed to meet az 'in IT hrsday night of this week, wh sn the aldermen will confer with engi- neers representing the Cotton Belt and Iron Mountain railroads, rela- tive to the building of Ia viaduct across the railroad tracks in the cas- tern part of the city. It is stated that the engineers will make a pro- position to the Council for the build ing of narrow viaduct over the tracks, to accommodate footmen on- ly.
 Two years ago Senator H. K Ton- ey, of this county, secured the pass age of "a special bill, requiring the Cotton Belt and Iron Mountain roads to building foot and wagon viaduct across their tracks i'm the eastern part of the city. The law has nev- CT been complied with and the recent revives the matter. The v1aduct was urged at that time to protect the residents of the east end from passing trains, which usually crowd the railroad yards Hundreds of school childen, who attend the First ward school, are compelled to cross the railroad tracks daily and the building of the viaduct will a great convenience to them, as we'll as to prevent loss of life.
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lndispensable.


 Three camels presented themselves at the dock where the ark was tied up, whereas but two animals of a kind had been called for. "One of you fellows will have to step aside!' shouted Noah very per emptorily.
 But the three ships of the desert smiled knowingly.
 'T," said the first of them, lam the camel which shall pass through the eye of needle sooner than rich man shall enter the kingdom of heaven" "I," said the second, lam the camel which so many people swallow while straining at gnat"
 And l." said the third and last lam the camel whose back was bro- ken by the last straw.'
 WhereupOn Noah, perceiving that posterity could i'll spare any of these and would be lost for illustrations without them, graciously made an ex- ception in their favor.-Puck
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Cliff of Natural Glass.

A cliff of natural glass can be seen In Yellowstone park. It is half mile long and from 150 to 29O feet, high, the material of which 1t consists being as good glass as that artificially manu- factured. The dense glass which forms the base is from seventy-five to . hundred feet thick, while the upper portion, having suffered and survived many ages of wind and rain, has natu- rally worn much thinner. Of course the color of the cliff is not that of nat ural glass-transparent and white-but is mostly black and in some places mottled and streaked with brownish red and shades of olive green and brown.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-07

Harsh physics react weaken the bowels, cause chronic constipation. Doan's Regulets operate easily, tone the stomach. cure constipation. 25c. Ask your druggist for them.
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Kindly Fruits.

The expression in the prayer book kindly fruits of the earth" has for most persons no definite meaning on account of the difference in signia- canoe now attached to the word kind ly from that used when the expression was first written. The word kindly in that connection meant as nearly as possible '.of its kind." and the expres- sion kindly fruits of the earth" meant "the fruits of the earth each after its kind"
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SMALL E.G s=.~. '.

True. we c,o sv~, ..- 8. r-ec. ,iI! we i.a,e l., r-,su ;h ris s,tss l.a.v a slI. tv w& h se s:se: a''i gene ,o oer d es-. i,I, ;'. ,.e'- ier.asnce cl s..,sNef >',c$,-v $. even q .h> sr,a ess-w.' r,To. 'n cee es seFan ,a;s i1s N'i ee.n,sc. asa. a. ;.ncsN ,at ile gr ate. ,avs t'. - sa..e 10 Us s..sa any { s.x,s c,a es... .sSs-' tas
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It snail be unlawful fer any office mentioned in this act to receiy. CT appropriate to his owa use an* sum provided for the pay of deputies in ms office, or t:.e expense of the same,
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At an evangelistic service at Glasgow the preacher at the end of his address cried. "Now, all you good people who mean to go to heaven with me. stand up" With surge of enthusiasm the audience sprang to its feet, all but an old Scotchman in the front row, who sat still. The mortified evangelist wrung his hands and. addressing him. said, 'My good man. my good man. don't you want to go to heaven?"
 Clear and deliberate came the an swer, Aye, Awm gangin, but no wi a pairsonally conducted pairty!-St. James Gazette.
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TOney Says It's His.

oesy0 ~ AlSs Little Rock, March 6.-Senator H K. Toney, who declares that his county salary bill, which passed the Senate today. will be approved by the House, made the statement to- night that both Representatives WV! B. Panney and B. J. Kerwin stole lhis bill and introduced the measure in House today, almost identical to that he has been pushing for some weeks. Sena- or Toney says the Pinney and Kerwin measures are exact copies of his bill. With the exception that they make the salaries of the county officials lare- CT.
 Representative Pinney charges that kerwin stole his bill and Kerwin charges that Pinney stole his meas ure. Now Senator Toney adds to the comedy by charging that both mem- bers of the Lower house copied his '.pet bill5'
 The Toney bill will probably be read twice Tuesday in the House and will be referred to the House Judi ciary Committee. A hearing will be held on the measure probably Tues day night.
 Kerwin's Bill.
 The Kerwin bill, which was read twice, fixes the salary of the county judge at $2,7O0, county treasurer at 5000; coroner at $500; county clerk at 5000 and $1S75 for deputy as- sistance. circuit clerk at $3,6OO and $3, 400 for clerical help; sheriff at s4,- 900 and fees from collection of de- linquent taxes, provided that his sal ary may not exceed 5000 per year He is allowed $6,000 for deputy hire For the feeding of prisoners he is to receive the cost of such keep, provid- ed 1t does not exceed 50 cents per day per prisoner. Both county as- sessor and surveyor are retained on such fees as now provided by law Read twice.
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Chippendale's Own. ,onv,ino Ch3nnondo O lo Cep

Chippendale's Own. "Is 1t genuine ChippendaleT' Absolutely, sir" But this looks like a crack right acroSs''-
 "Done by Chippendale himself. sir, in a At of rage when he heard the unioL had called the men out" London Punch.
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Why Waste his Breath?

Teacher-Now. Tommy, suppose you had two apples and you gave another boy his choice of them. You would tell him to take the bigger one, wouldn't you? Tommy-No. mum. Teacher Why? Tommy-Cos 'twouldn't be nec- eesary.-Suburban Life.
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The Other Was important. Two great desires of my life have been gratified. One was to go up in an afrship."
 "And the Otherr" To get safely back to earth."-Ex- change.
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An Easy Arransemsnt.

Wlfe-Am ]. then. never to have my way in anything?" Husband-Certain. H. dear. When ws are both agreed you can have your way. When ws differ I'll have mine
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Her Status.

"Oh, that my son should wish to mary an actressw shrieked the proud patrician mother.
 "Now. ma. don't take on so," be- seeched the undutiful heir. "She isn't really an actress; she only thinks she Is. s."-LOuisville Courier-J ournal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-07

A healthy man is a king in his own happy slave. Burdock Blood IBitters builds up sound health-keeps you we'll.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-07
Fairly Warned.

He-My dear. I can't afford to buy you that hat. she-Stll, you'd save money If you did. He-How go? She Because I'll just be i'll if don't have 1t, and you know what doctors bills are.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-07

The judicious reader of judicious ad. vertisements always gets more than his moneys worth. - Florida Times Onion.
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A Real Pretty Exeuss.

Bessie's Mother-Bessie. did you iet that MT. Snuggle have kiss? Bessie Yes. mamma. He said 1t would be . goodby kiss. and was just dead anx ious to have him go.-Puck.
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Hit Both WaNa

It ain't no fun bein' . kid," observ- cd boy bitterly. You always halter go to bed when you ain't sleepy an Sit up when you ar~."-Toledo Blade.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-03-07

It is worth . thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking at the bright side of things Johnson.
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BILL
 PASSES SENATE

(Continued From Page One.)
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Entered at Postoffice at Pine Bluff, Ark, as second class mail matter.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19
Revenge at Last.

An aged man, who was on his
deathbed, called his lawyer to him,
and said he would make his will.
Il find" he said, that the man to
whom | wish to leave my fortune is
still alive. Please draw up my will
and state in it that if my fortune
were one-third greater than twice
what it would have been if | had
gained ten per cent on an investment
of siX-eighths of what it now is for
forty years, it would be nine-siX-
teenths greater than it was when it
was One-eighteenth less than two
fifths of what would be left after Civ
ing thirty-two ninety-ninths Of it to
a deserving charity and expanding
oneseventh of one-third of the sum
of the two remainders on stocks which
lost four per cent. Tell him if he can
work that out in his head he can have
all I've got"
But, sir" said the lawyer, that is
an odd will. The heir is apt to try
to break it,
He will understand" said the man,
with bitter sigh. "He was my men
tai arithmetic teacher l warned him
him I'd get even with him some day"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19
Our Five-Foot Shelf.

"Dr. David" Marjorie Benton
Cookies new story, comes to our
shelf. 1t is the sort of good writing
that makes good reading. Miss Cooke
has the gift of telling a story which
surreptitiously compels the reader to
think, which is good for the reader
and good for the story.
Human Confessions" is a book by
DR.. Frank Crane, our good friend of
the cloth-pulpit and table. Frank
Crane, in our humble opinion, is the
best thinker in this part of the world.
and thinks the best thoughts. Human
Confessions" is made up of brief OBJ
servations on men and things and
sentiment of various kinds. Simple,
honest, unaffected, eschewing the
long word and the involved phrase,
showing a wide knowledge of history
and philosophy and science and art
without Haunting it in ones eyes.
Human Confessions" is going to help
all of US who read 1t.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19
BLOOD
POISON
Cured by the Marvel of the
Century, B. B. B.-Tested for
30 years.

Drives out blood poison in any
stage permanently, without deadly
mercury, with pure Botanical Ingred-
ents. To prove it we will send you a
SAMPLE TREATMENT FREE.
If you have ulcers, eating sores,
itching humors, swellings, mucus
patches, bone pains, offensive pimples
or eruptions, take B. B. B. Botanic
Blood Balm.) All symptoms heal
quickly. Blood is mase pure and rich
completely changing the entire body
into a clean, healthy condition, heal
ing every sore and stopping all aches,
pains and itching, curing the worst
case of blood poison. Druggists or by
express, 81 per large bottle, with d.
rections for home cure. Samples
sent free by writing Blood Balm Co. -,
Atlanta, Ga. Describe your trouble
and free medical advice given.
Sold by Warden & Son.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19
Almost.

Grocer-Did that watermelon | sold
you do for the whole family?
Customer-Very nearly. The doctor
is calling yet.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19

Da's all right, Mistah Norf Win, eff yo'
please, sub, yo' kin res.
No need ter howl en- holler el ter blow
yo' level bes'
I unnahstan' you meanin when yo' slam
de wobbly do
En- whistle thoo de bruk place in de mid
die O. de flo.
Doan' think dat I ain heah 20, en- doan'
let sech things upset yo-
De fust time dat yo' whispered, Mistah
Norf Win, wy, I got yo'!
Hits all right, Mistah Norf Win, but
NAH straw hats all 1 got
Dey ain no call ter blow it clean acrost
dat vacuum lot.
knows my pants dey fappin-en dey
moughty won en- thin
Wild nothin' ondehneath dem but my
nachul trimbly skin.
Yo' sho' mus be mistooken eff yo' let dis
job upset you
De minute dat ye' tech me, Mistah Norf
Win, wy, / got yo'!
Um-yessuh, Mistah Norf Win'-Ts a cog
itatin' now
Uhbout de which en- why-so en- de whah
en- when en- how.
Yo' needn' keep on BLOWN thoo dis III
OF Summah coat,
En- hintin' how oil wintah time am sho'
ter git nah goat.
Doan' git so hasty- minded lax dey some
pin done upset yo'-
rs giving yo' attention, Mistah Norf
Win'-I done got yo.
1 spose I bes' git ma'ied-but de ones
OATS big en- stout
Mought come down wild rheumatics, err
mought boss me all about
En- dem OATS young en- lively-w'y, dey
APP ter bring bad luck;
Dey sometimes got fool notions dat hus.
ban ought ter wuk.
Blow easy, Mistah Norf Win, en- doan'
let sech things upset yo'-
De fust time dat yo' drapped in, Mistah
Norf Win, wy / got yo'!
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19

Different.
Willie-"Did the doctor make you
take nasty medicine when you were
sick?" Freddie-"No; it was father
who made me take it"-Judge.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1911-12-19
Its Uusuai Place.

"Sir. want your daughters hand 4"
well, my boy, you can probably get
it if you feel around in my pocket"