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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
Anrontcd Bees.

What's the matter with your face.
man.
Sure, went TO the zoo hunting for
the big African apes they said were
there. Somebody told me to go to the
apiary to find them. and that's where
| was stnng."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
How the People Of Consrantinoplc Ac-
count for tho Frequent Fires
In That City.

Constantinople Is noted for its May
and destructive fires, which tho fatal
list Turk regards as something that
an. be hclned but which probably
other nation: do not accept with equal
eslnness
u has hesn remarkable that these
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
LOGIC al.

Pop. when man makes afYirma.
ton, is he an af1irmator?"
Yes, son"
And II he makes rebates. is he q
Iebater?"
Yes, SON."
Then Is he makes allegations. is he
an alligator"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31

daughter Alice, WIN
was restored t.
health by Lydia E
|Pinkham'S Vegeta
BILE Compound. Sh,
was pale, with dar]
circles under he
eyes, weak and frri
table. odiferen
doctors treated he
and called 1t Gree
Sickness b ut sh'
grew worse all tn
time lydia f. Pink
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
Two Kinds.

There are just two kinds of liars
IN this world"
Two kinds?"
Yes. The ones who lie TO help
themselves and the ones who lie to
injure others"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
sidelioht on the Subject.

He--Do you think you could learn
20 love me?
She--l might, but II were man
ia bate to think that | was AN nc
Suired taste
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
A New Industry.

Now that so many automobiles are
passing your house" said the visitor,
Il should think you would keep your
hens shut up"
What" said the farmer And cut
OF my greatest income? Judge.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
Suitable.

Those dress uniforms have lot Of
frogs"
Then they ought to look weA at Z
militia hop"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31

If man tells woman she has {
musical laugh she will fall for an!
old joke he may get on.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
MY
DAUGHTER
WASCURED
By Lydia e. Pinkham'
Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md-"I send yon here
with the picture of my fifteen year Oh
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31

With no other word Salig Singh
turned and strobe down the corridor.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31

How Carlyle Kept Warm.
Sir Francis Cation met Carlyle
twice. On the first occasion. he says.
Carlyle surprised him by his ''uasx-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31

The next time you feel that swallowin,
sensation gargle Hamlins Wizard Oil i'm
mediately with three parts water. It vii
save you days and perhaps weeks of mis-
cry from sore throat.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
Strained.

Strained.
What are strained relations ma ?
Well, your pa Is an awful strait
on the pocketbooks of my relations.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31
a PHYSICAL WRECK.
Given Up BY Physicians-cured ~
poan's Kidney Pills.

Edward Quicker, G12 8. 14th st..
Nation. ILL.,, says: Il could scarcely
stand the terrible pains in my back
and gradually ran down until l was
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-08-31

. ! 1900 .:::s Tks.pssa's fys Ws,s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
ARABS ROUTED BY ITALIANS
Forced to Abandon Oasis and victori.
Gus Army Extends Its Front.

Tripoli, Nov. ~. - An important
movement is now in progress with the
object of driving the Arabs out of
the oasis and extending the Italian
front It began at daybreak. The &C
ton opened with an attack on Fort
Mesri by the Sixth brigade from
Boumeliana on the west front.
After several hours fighting, the
italians succeeded in dislodging the
Arabs, and General Frugones, com
mander of the Italian forces, ordered
the third division on the east front to
advance toward Hem. Part of the
Sixth brigade Joined the men of the
Third, taking up. a position so as to
protect the division from an attack
from the direction of Ainzara and
prevent a junction of the Arabs and
Turks. At the time of filing this mes
sage, the Italian extreme right was
holly engaged against the Turkish
regulars.
The new front, if the movement is
successful will extend from Mesri to
Henri. AS soon as the Italians are
established, reinforcements will be
rushed up to positions strongly en-
trenched by the engineers.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
- CARDINALS
ARE CREATED
RUMoR PERSISTS, ALTHOUGH
OFFICIALLY DENIED, THAT
IRELAND is HONoRED.
NINETEENTH is AN UNKNOWN
Semi Official Announcement That Il
Will be Manager FeIippo Giustini
Pope Plus Shows Loss
of Strength.

Rome, Nov. 2S.-Obedient to sum.
mons from Pope Plus x, the cardinals
In Rome assembled in secret consis-
tory and confirmed the papal nomina-
ton of nineteen new members in the
college of cardinals, the supreme gov
erning body of the Roman Catholic
church. OF those thus honored three
are citizens of the United States
Monsigneur John M. Farley, archbishop
Of New York; Monsigneur William
O'Connell, archbishop of Boston, and
Monsigneur Diomede Falconio, apos-
tolic delegate at Washington.
The nineteenth cardinal was created
secretly at the private consistory and
his name was not disclosed. Although
officially the intimation is given that
the new cardinal is Mgr. Felippo
Giustini, secretary of the congregation
Of sacramento, nevertheless there is a
general rumor that Archbishop Ireland
has been chosen. However, an official
denial of this or that any other Amer
lean prelate would be elevated was
Issued.
Thus with Cardinal Gibbons, Amer
lea will have for the first time a rep
resentation of four in the cardinalate
which, probably, much as now consti-
tuted, will elect successor to the
reigning pontiff. That this duty could
not be delayed many years was an I'M
welcome thought that came on the
present occasion to those who had
participated in the last previous con-
sistory four years ago.
The public consistory will be held
on Thursday In the Hall Of Beatifica-
ton instead Of in the sala Regia, as
at first planned. The former hall is
much the larger and was decided upon
today because of the great number of
applications for admittance.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
l.i'aAMARA CASE is OUTLINED.
MAPS AND DIAGRAMS WILL HE
SHOWN.
.cefense Will Argue the Times Build.
ing Was Destroyed by
Accident.

Los Angeles, CAL, Nov. 27.-With
eight jurors sworn and the jury-get.
tllng process somewhat simplified, in
curry as to what will be heard when
evidence is introduced in the McNa-
mara case brought forth from District
Attorney John D. Fredericks an out
line OF how the state will present its
side OF the controversy over the de-
struction of the Los Angeles Times
building in October, 1910
After the opening statement by the
district attorney, maps and diagrams
will be shown. Eye witnesses will be
summoned to describe what they saw.
Then will come, according to the dis
trict attorney, proof of the death of
Charles j. Haggerty, a machinist, for
whose murder James B. McNarama is
now on trial. Haggertys body was
found in the basement near place in
link" alley. Testimony to show that
Haggerty was killed instantly by the
force of the explosion and not by fire
then will be brought forth, as it was
Haggerty's proximity to the alleged
VI 4S1u VI CnC cAp1OSlOu ClldL luuuC0U
the state to choose for trial from 10
Indictments the one for the murder of
Haggerty.
The testimony of experts on explOs.
ives will be produced thereupon to in
dictate that dynamite wrecked the
building. Though the state has Sc
cured several hundred witnesses,
many of them will be disposed of in
few minutes
Combating Of the dynamiting theory
by expert testimony, as NVll as by
witnesses who will allege that they
smelled gas in the vicinity of the
building already has been admitted by
the defense as a central feature in it's
argument. Examination of talesmen
thus far has revealed that the defense
will insist on the theory that the
Times was destroyed by accident and
that no felony therefore was commit
ted.
Calculations from the present prog
ress of the trial place the time for the
taking of evidence at the middle of
December.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Yuan in Desperate Straits.

Two Miners Are Buried Alive.
Bessemer, Mich, Nov. 27.-Two
miners lost their lives and q third
barely escaped the same fate when a
eave-in occurred in the Yale mine.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
TURKS LOSE 572 IN BATTLE
Italians Also Take 300 Prisoners as
Result of Fight in Oasis.

Rome, Nov. 28.-The Italians found
500 dead and wounded in houses, in
the oasis after the battle at Henni,
according to special news kilograms
received here. There were also 70
dead found at other places scattered
about the oasis. The Italians also
captured 300 Turkish and Arab pris-
oners, including several Turkish Of
ficers. ~
The battle was very severe, espe-
cially in the vicinity of Henni, where
series of bayonet encounters oc-
Cured. The Italian loss was relative
~ light. Gen. Caneva's plan of bat
tie was carried; out to the letter and
the Italian troops are now in pos
session of Henni and Fort Mesri. ],
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
CLARK SEES A UNITED PARTY
BRYAN's CRITICISMS OF SPEAK.
ERsHlP ANSWERED.
Missourian Ayers Trend of Pub.
lie Feeling Is Toward
His Party.

Washington, Nov. 28.-speaker
Champ Clark declared he had de.
voted the last three years chiefly to
getting the house Democrats together
and holding them together and that
after II years of factional fighting,
the Democrats "are united and by
the blessing of God will remain So"
81 did not do it all, by a long
shot," he added. II had lots of help
and every Democrat who participated
in that troublesome, laudable work
deserves his full share of the honor.
Where there was once despair in
Democratic hearts there is high hope
now
In this way the titular head of the
Democratic lower house of congress
made indirect reply to criticism of
William j. Bryan as to the speaker
ship no longer carrying the leader
ship of the house. Mr.. Clark re.
ferred to the great Importance Of
unity and wisdom among the Demo.
Gratis to draw out voters not belong.
ing to the Democratic party.
"The most important feature of
the extraordinary session of congress
from political standpoint" he said,
was the fact that we pulled to-.
gether, worked together, fought to.
gether and won together.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
81. 8. 3, Whitman Stricken.

Seattle, Wash. - Five hundred
man, one Of the most noted Baptist
ministers in America, died at a hos.
pital here. His physicians believe
that death was caused by blood clot
which had formed in his leg, bursting
and going to his heart. DR.. Whit
man was pastor Of the First Baptist
church of Seattle, formerly was pas
tor Of church in Philadelphia and for
four years was president Of George
washington university. He was
stricken while delivering an address
1t a Masonic gathering. s,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Boat Company Pays Damalae,s.

Winona, Nov. 20. Capt. John
streckfus has settled with all claim.
ants in their suits growing out Of the
burning Of the steamer u. g." while
on an excursion year ago last June
at Badaxe, Wis. Shortly after the
IRE ten persons filed claims against
the company, one being for the loss
Of the life of John Plein, several for
personal injuries and one for loss of
personal property. The total claims
aggregated $4,000. Ten days has
been allowed for the payment Of the
settlements. .
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Kills Two With a Hatchet.

Kenosha, Nov. ~. Tortured by the
oental picture of his headless wife
md her companion, whom he slew
saturday night, Pasquale Marchesi
went to q priest and confessed the
louble killing which had not been dis
covered. The young avenger OF his
honor was turned over to the police,
who are closely guarding him. Ac-
cording to Marchesi, he went home
Saturday night and found his wife,
Rosario, and his cousin and name
rake occupying Mrs. Marchesi's room.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
vERMILYA CASE is OPENED.
Inquest into Death of Policeman Now
Being Made.

Chicago, Nov. 27.-The inquest into
The death Of Policeman Arthur Bison
nette, whom Mrs. Louise Vermilya is
charged with having poisoned, is now
being made, the woman having re-
covered sufficiently from the effects of
poison she ate while under surveil-
lance of the police.
Testimony is expected to be heard
relating to others of the ten deaths
that have occurred beneath the Yer
milya roof during the last IL years.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
ALLEGED TRAIN BANDIT HELD.
Jim Massey, Suspected Of Buffalo, N
D., Hoidup, Captured.

Bismarck, Nov. Capt. Chris
Martinson returned from Tower City.
MINI, with Jim Massey, who is want
ed for completely in the holdup Of the
North Coast Limited near Buffalo
last July. Massey had gone to Tower
City. after being under arrest at Bis
marck week ago for wife beating
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Hunter Shoots His Nelghbor.

Chippewa Falls, Nov. GA. a. Bal
don, aged 4s, of Island Lake, Rush
county, was brought to the hospital
here with the bone in his right leg
shattered above the knee by bullet
dred by his neighbor, N. Cox, while
hunting.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Victory New Habit.

eve replaced the old habit Of de
feat with the new habit of victory
The bad fashion of quarreling among
ourselves with the better fashion of
taking counsel together and then
presenting solid front to the aston.
ished enemy.
"The trend of public opinion is to.
ward the Democrats. President Taft's
long trip seems to have left things
In status quo"
The speaker said the recent cleo.
tons prove that wherever the tariff
was the sole or principal issue, the
Democrats won, and that when Presi.
dent Taft vetoed the tariff bills, il
was inevitable that the tariff would
be the leading issue next year.
Zone of the most preposterous can
ards put into public print since Gut.
enberg invented movable type"
added the speaker, lis the charge
that am in favor of the forcible an.
nexation of Canada There is not a
fact in the universe on which to base
such a SANDER. never at any time
or place stated or even limited such a
wicked and quixotic scheme to any
human being. 1 have never dreamed
Of such a thing and would oppose it
to the utmost.
Il have frequently, for years, ex.
pressed the hope that there might be
q union of the two countries by mu.
tual consent, and for the good Of
both" H
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Iowan Not Guilty Of Murder.

Mason City, Nov ~. Thomas
Brewer was found not guilty Of the
murder of Morrell Severns. He &C
knowledged shooting him, but put In
the plea of self-defense. The jury
was out "a hours n nv \.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Forest Fire Damage Heavy.

Santa Monica, CAL, Nov. 27.-Joseph
Anchor, a rancher, his wife and four
children perished and many summer
homes destroyed in a forest fire in
Tepango Canyon. Several hundred
persons are making their way out over
almost impossible trails and are sui.
lering greatly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30

Harvester Trust Fine Reduced.
JEFFERSON City, Nov. %. The su.
preme court of Missouri reduced the
ane against the international Harvest
OF company from $4,000 to $4,000.
Judges Graves and Woodson dissented.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1911-11-30
Fowler Drops Amlosnq steers.

FoWIer OroPS Among Steers.
Fort Worth, Nov. 81. Aviator Fow-
Ter, in sight of Fort Worth, alighted
In drove Of steers when his engine
broke down. It took dexterous man
agement to avoid damage from the
stampede Of cattle. Il
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16
DR.. Frazer Guest Of Honor
at Henderson Banquet

One of the pleasing events of
the week was the luncheon and
smoker given at the Elks' home
last night by the physicians of
the city in honor of DR.. ID. O.
Hancock, the newly elected pres
ident of the Kentucky State
Medical association. The affair
was we'll attended and enjoyed
by all present. The guest of
honor was DR.. 7. A. Frazer. of
Marion, who has the distinction
of being regarded as the most
active physician in health mat
tiers in this end Of the state.
Toasts were responded to by
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16
NEW SALEM.

Miss Cora Wheeler and little daugh-
ter Of Haywood Hicks, are sick, but
the rest of our sick are improving.
Winter is here at last.
The farmers have commenced to
strip their tobacco.
Eliza Hicks, of Pinkneyville, is visit
ing her son, Haywood Hicks, and
family.
We failed to mention in our last
weeks letter the arrival of daughter
at the home of Frank James.
J. d. Hall, of Livingston county,
has moved on the farm of Ian Wad-
dell for the year 1912.
The remains of James Kirk, who
died near the Hurricane camp ground,
were laid to rest at Tyner's Chapel,
Nov. 18th. Mr.. Kirk was formerly a
resident of this section and had many
friends in this neighborhood. A large
concoure of relatives and friends at
tended the funeral. Rev. j. w. Penn
conducted the funeral services.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16
Just A Little Fun.

Il have a perfect wife" said Hood.
"She doesn': care to talk,
But tends the furnace. chops the wood
Shovels off the walk.
Springfield Union.
81 have a perfect wife" said Brown.
shes never known TO scold;
She always smiles and does not frown,
Nor serves the coffee cold"
Allentown Democrat.
II have perfect Wife" said Marsh,
"A treasure rare. ween.
She never speaks word that's harsh,
Or does a thing that's mean"
Democrat and Chronicle
II have a perfect wife. said Hoke,
shes happy all the day,
She loans me money when I'm broke
And let's me have my way"
Spokane Spokesman Review.
IL have perfect wife" said Heep,
who gives me great delight.
She's nearly always sound asleep
When | come home at night.
Birmingham Age Herald.
Il have a perfect wife," said Sweet
Her cooking's not a crime,
And when we have agreed TO meet
She's always there on time
Chicago Record Herald.
Il have the perfect wife," said Long,
1T makes no difference what say
She never thinks I'm in the wrong -
The poor dear soul has passed away"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16

OUR PRIDE.

There is a man of monstrous bulk
Must weigh nine hundred pounds;
He wears number eleven hat,
His glossy dome to crown.
His shoes are made Of ten cowhides
Joined with peck Of tacks;
They exist expressly for trodding down
The Republican party in their tracks.
1t takes the mills trimming week
To weave his broad-cloth coats,
No wonder he wants low tariff
On wool from foreign goats.
He loves the town where he was reared
He likes their baseball games;
He's whole soul American Democrat
His name is Ollie M. James.
His voice is like the roaring sea,
And as musical as David's Tyre;
He swept the state both far and near
With his political fire.
And so he won the peoples hearts,
And for Congress again he's bound,
He'll run things there to the joy Of
us all
Like hunter with horn and hound.
WILLIE FOSTER,
Marion. Ky.
r. F. d. No.4
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16
TRY THIS
OVERNIGHT CURE FOR COLD
IN HEAD OR CHEST
Il is Curing Thousands Daily, and
Saves Time and Money.

Get bowl three quarters full! Of
boiling water. and towel.
Pour into the water n scant teaspoon
full OF HYOMEI pronounce High-o-
mel.
Put your head over the bowl and
cover head and bowl with towel.
Breath the vapor that arises for a
few minutes. and presto! your head is
as clear as a bell. and the tightness in
the chest is gone.
It's a pleasant cure. You'll enjoy
breathing HYOMEI. You'll feel at
once its soothing. healing and benef-
c.al effects as it passes over the in
famed and irritated membrane. so
cents a bottle. at druggists everywhere.
Ask Haynes & Taylor for extra bottle
HYGMEl Inhalent. NILS
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16
Dashed To Death.

Paris, KY. Nov. IL. While
crossing the Louisville & Nash.
vile railroad at Huston's cross
ing. in Bourboun county. this
afternoon, Miss Hughes, her
sister, Mrs. Barton Harp, and
Mrs. Harp's two children. Ruth
and William, aged three years
five years. respectively, were
struck by a fast train and in
stantly killed.
The buggy was torn from tn e
horse, which was uninjured.
The entire family of Barton
Harp, of Lexington, was wiped
out, except himself. There were
no eye witnesses.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1911-11-16
WHY SO WEAK?
Kidney Troubles May be SappIng
Your Lie Away. Marion People
Have Learned This Fact.

When healthy man or woman be-
gins to run down without apparent
cause. becomes weak. languld. depress:
ed. suffers backache. headache. dizzy
spells and urinary disorders, look to
the kidneys for the cause Of il all
Keep the kidneys well and they will
keep you well. Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys and keep them we'll
Here is Marion testimony to prove it.
Mrs. Mary Alexander. Marion. KY.
says: II was afflicted with kidney
trouble for three or four wears. Sharp
twinges seized me in my back when
stopped or lifted and was unable TO
rest well on account of "A constant
blckache. ! tired easily. often felt
nervous and languid. and was annoyed
by headaches and dizzy spells. was
also troubled 10y blurring of my sight.
and the kidney secretions were unnatu-
al. finally procured Doan's kidney
Pills at Haynes & 1aylor's drug store
and am glad TO say that they gave me
great relief. have no hesitation in
recommending Doan's Kidney Pills to
other kidney sufferers.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan s. and
take no other. N2-9-l6.