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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1911-08-03

Daily and Sunday Examiner.
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daily or Sunday Examiner to any place
on High street. Leave your order at
Opie's Restaurant.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1911-08-03
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1911-08-03

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Several members stated that they had tried
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
a1hf 1ENEyIEyES 0a,.
| KNOW go g
TMIN|1A ls0 thelr JAMES
VIZ Ba By HELEN HELP
The Genevieve Whose Husband Was
Perfectly Domestic

dren evenings after James went to
bed at s o'clock, and enjoyed a hilar-
ious life in general.
Where did you go this afternoon?"
says James.
'"To the Ladies Aid meeting,
James" murmurs Genevieve.
Does that take all afternoon?
Where else were your"
"Why, stopped at mothers a few
minutes on the way home" murmurs
Genevieve.
John Handy said he saw you down
town without the children at about
half past four?" And James gazed up
on her with an inquiring frown.
Eyes, mother wanted me to do a lit
tie shopping for her and I left the
children with her while / went"
"What on earth did your mother
want that she couldn't get herself?"
(Thoughtful husbandD
'Why, she could have got the things
but she thought I'd enjoy the walk by
myself
'By yourself? Well, of all the I'M
natural ideas! A woman with her
heart in the right place could not bear
to be away from her babies like that!"
shifted James.
No, Genevieye does not throw the
coffee pot at him. She has been train
ed by generations of domestic women
and by a circle of domesticated
friends to believe that man who
pays the bills and stays home nights
is the ideal husband 1t would be
wrong to crack a perfectly good ideal
with a coffee pot
But some day when James inquiries
who it was bowed to her on the street
at half past three o'clock that after
noon-and who she saw in the stores
and why she stopped to talk to that
blessed-preacher, when she knew he
care of the children SO he could get
his Sunday afternoon nap-and If she
thinks anybody is going to look at her
that she toys herself out in that silly
style-some time, some time, some
thing is going to happen to that dear,
devoted husband, who never belonged
to a naughty club in his life, never
smoked, never drank, thinks games Of
chance of the devil, and stays at home
every night of his life with his dear
little wife.
Because dear little wife is natural
born widow. anyhow!
Copyright. by Associated Literary Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
GilIhooleY Of Aaadir.

The ruler of Agadir is Kaid Gilluli,
a chieftain only 25 years old, who lives
in a curious little fortified town or
saints tomb called Dar-Gilluli, which
is stationed about half way between
Mogodor ard Agadir. Gilluli or Gilhoo-
ley claims to be countryman Of
mine, descendant from an Irish lad
who was carried off from the town Of
Baltimore some hundreds of years ago
by Algerian corsairs and afterward
sold as slave to the Moors The
only proofs which he can adduce in
support Of his claim to Irish descent
are a green turban and pugnacious
disposition. He has been constantly
on the rampage in the Atlas mountains
for the last five years and may at
any moment be on the warpath against
the Germans. Some people have sug-
gested that he turned me out because,
as / hail from the Black North. he
suspected me of being an Orangeman
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
The Simple Life.

Anna Maria Wilhelmina Pickering,
In her Memoirs edited by her son,
tells Yorkshire incident which con-
tains great deal Of human nature
Variety spices life; the plain is nlonot-
onous, until its extent entities it to
the name of prairie or desert, and it
gains interest through vastness.
There was an old couple in the vii
lage whom ! used often to go to see.
One day, when | found them sitting,
one on each side of the fire, the old
man said to me:
well. t. missis and me, we've been
married nigh on SO years, and we've
never had one quarrel.
The old woman looked at me, with a
twinkle In her eyes, and said:
1T war yerie conscientious, but
varie dool."-Youth's Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
Clock secms !, BE Unpopular.

The Dublin general post Office
clock seems to find little favor In the
eyes Of Dublin citizens. The other
morning man took Off his boots and
deliberately threw them at big plate
glass window so as to smash the
clock. When asked by the magistrate
at the police court as to why he did
it, accused said 1t was because he
could not tolerate the expression on
the face OF the clock" He was re-
manded, and directions were given to
the prison doctor to inquire as to his
mental condition. The broken window
was repaired, but it was not allowed
to remain long intact. Late on the
same night it was again broken. this
time by a newsboy. This makes the
fourth time the windows of the G. P.
o. have been broken within q fort
night
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
"Where Did You Go This Afternoon"

James shirts, and had to run in an
itemized account of her wild expen-
diture! I'm!
mo, no." continued sweet James to
Jimmy-boy, aged three years, mo, no,
papas tired. Run on out into the
kitchen to mammal"
Well! Jimmy-boy had been toddling
about after mamma all afternoon and
he was tired. too! So was iamma.
"Wa-a-yah-ow!" remarks Jimmy-boy.
"Genevieve, take that child out into
the kitchen and get his coat off. Can't
YOU see he's tired to death? Some
people have no consideration for chill
dren." cooes James, the dear, domestic
husband.
Genevieve was ever such q. belle be-
fore her James came along and CUR
gled at her about the ideal married
life. A happy little home and dear
little wife was his text. No scouting
about town for him when he had such
a sweet girl as Genevieve waiting at
home for him. And Genevieve looked
upon her friends husbands who stay
ed out to lodge meetings and asked
her friends themselves how about it,
and they all said with one voice,
"Geneyieve, there's nothing SO calcu-
lated to make a woman happy as a.
really, truly domestic husband"
Mother said so, too And father re-
marked that James was man after
his own heart But father belonged to
two lodges and the G. A. r.. bless him,
and Genevieve wondered a bit and
sort Of SHE'D at acquiring hubby SO
much superior to the beloved daddy
of her childhood and the companion
able. t's-get-outamong-'em father or
her later years who took her every
single place she wanted to go when
there was no one else interfering
around.
But she thought 1t must be all
right. And James adored her. she
was not yet wise enough to see that
James adoring her was not quite the
same as James being adorable or their
both adoring each other, and that
hose missing matters might become
.onsuicuous by their absence in the
,train and stress Of welded life.
Well! So Genevieve married James.
And now there was a Jenny-girl. aged
], and a Jfmmy-boy, aged 8. and Gene
yieye did all the work. except the
washing, and took care Of the chill
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

Il have been home fully fifteen min
ntes, Genevieve," growls James. Fully
fifteen minutes, and here it is after
five o'clock, and no sign of dinner
You just getting home, too! I should
think the entire day to yourself, gall
wanting about, was enough without
staying out to such an hour! Where
have you been?"
why, James, after I got the work
done, had to go down town to get
your shirts ordered and to see about
the children's underwear for winter.
Then ] got pattern for Jimmy boys
little coat that I'm going to make out
of your old one. 1 hurried all / could
and there's plenty of time to get din
ner. I'm -so-very-tired-"
Genevieve has been dragging about
the shops all afternoon with two ba-
bies. She always does, because James
is certain that good mother and a
truly domestic woman would prefer to
take care Of her own babies, so they
never kept maid. useless extrava-
gance," said James, and he was a
we'll paid man, too. So domestic was
James, besides. Quite the beau ideal
of all Genevieve's friends whose hus-
bands were so depraved as to belong
to lodges and smoke cigars and COM
nit such-like atrocities.
How on earth you women find
amusement in that eternal shopping!
There, there Let it go, say no more
about it! Just get dinner right away.
I'm hungry
Shopping! And she got the chill
dren's winter fannels and ordered
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
Against SeIf-Rockinq Cradles.

Self-rocking cradles are increasing
in the most thickly populated districts
of the city.
"Self-rocking cradles are the devils
own DEVICE" fervently declares a
health department official.
They're a grand invention said
an overworked mother yesterday. II
can't cook dinner and rock the baby
at the same time. / used to just have
to let the baby baw1 away. Now the
clockwork cradle stops it's crying"
mo kind of cradle is good for a
child announces DR.. Gottfried
Koehler, assistant health commission
er. "a cot is far better, and will
eventually put the cradle out of use"
''I rock my babies myself" said
Health Commissioner Young. II allow
no one else to have anything to do
with the rocking of them
Efforts of the city health depart
ment to drive self-rocking cradles out
of use will be redoubled.-Chieag
Tribune.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
"ECZEMA ITCHED so BADLY
ICOULDN'T STAND IT."

II suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months, beginning by lit
tie pimples breaking out. I kept
scratching till the blood came. 1t kept
getting worse, i couldn't sleep nights
any more. 1t kept itching for about a
month, then I went to a doctor and
got some liquid to take. 1t seemed
as if I was going to get better. The
itching stopped for about three days,
worse than before. The eczema itched
SO badly couldn't stand it any more.
II went to a doctor and he gave me
some medicine, but didn't do any good.
We have been having Cuticura Rem
edies in the house, SO I decided to try
them. had been using Cuticura
Soap, SO I got me a box of Cuticura
Ointment, and washed off the affected
part with Cuticura Soap three times a
day, and then put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on. The first day I put it on, it
relieved me of itching so I could sleep
all that night. 1t took about week,
then I could see the scab come off. I
kept the treatment up for three weeks,
and my eczema was cured.
"My brother got his face burned
with gun-powder, and he used Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. The people all
thought he would have scars, but you
can't see that he ever had his face
burned. 1t was simply awful to look
at before the Cuticura Remedies
(Soap and Ointment) cured it,"
(Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrki, For
rest City, Ark, Oct. Is. 1910. Although
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere,
a sample Of each, with 32-page book,
will be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura," Dept. II L, Boston.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.
TOO MUCH FOR SMALL BRAIN
Big Word Meant an Effort, but This
Little Girl Made Brave
Attempt.

This incident occurred just after a
Jewish holiday. 1t was in third
grade school in Cleveland in dis
trict of Russian and Hungarian Jews.
The teacher was explaining the
meaning of the word judicious. She
asked the children to give her stories
about the word.
After several had given illustra-
lions about the judicious use Of
money, the teacher said:
"Now give me a story about some
thing judicious. without money in it. -
A little girl finally volunteered. She
said:
''On our holiday we had roast goose
and whole lot of other Jew dishes"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
Lawn Economics.

81 note" says the sage, that you al
low sprinkler to spray water upon
your lawn almost continuously.
Yes said the native. "We do that
to make the grass grow"
''But the other day I saw a man
pushing clicker contrivance over the
lawn and"
ooh, yes; that was a lawn mower"
And what is its purpose?"
'Why, it cuts the grass
"Then why do you put water on it
to make it grow if you simply cut it
down as fast as it comes up?"-Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
Exits From EVERY Room.

A school building in which every
room has direct connection with the
ground, without first entering the
main hall, has been built just beside
the site of the famous Collinwood CO..
school in which Its children persisted
by fire in 1908 1t represents many
unique features of construction and is
said to be as fireproof and panic-proof
as it is possible for a school to be-
Popular Mechanics.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
A Preference.

Marriage is a lottery" said the
philosopher.
No, it isn't" replied Mr.. Growcher.
In lottery you can lose once and
forget about it, instead of having to
put up alimony.'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

Coles Carbolisalve quickly relieves and
cures burning, itching and torturing skin
diseases. 1T instantly stops the pain of
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
carelessIy Gathered.

What flowers Of speech our new
minister uses"
Yes, cut flowers; they have little
or no connection with the stem of
his discourses.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

InfamE1atory Rheumatism may make
you cripple for life. Don't wait for
inflammation to set in. When the first
slight pains appear drive the poison out
with Hamlins Wizard Oil
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
Nipped in the Bud.

Until now 1 have never had to ask
for small loan
And until now / have never been
obliged to refuse you
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

The fact that beauty is only skin
deep shouldn't influence woman to
be shallow
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06
WEAK, ILL AND MISERABLE.

How many people suffer from back
ache, headaches and dizziness with
out realizing the cause? These symp-
toms of kidney trouble are too serious
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

No matter how hard the rules may
be, they're as fair for us as for the
rest of the gang!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

The world doesn't ask how you got
there after you arrive.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

A pitcher isn't necessarily broken
when he is knocked out of the box.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-10-06

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tors without relief. Since
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-26
CTo be continued.)
VAL EN1IIES.
Are Being Purchased ~
Local Dealers Early
This Year.

~ Although Valentine day is February
Id, three weeks vet, Clarksburg deal
ers have already commenced to res
oeiHe and display their stocks, ana
several sales have ibeen reported IN the
last few days. During the coming
week, 1t is stated, dealers will have
their full stocks at hand. and the real
business OF the season Will commence.
This year, according TO statements
OF a number oG dealers, the sale OF
valentines is expected to surpass those
of many previous years. In the last
six years. an almost unnoticeable but
apparent slackening up has been not
ed by several OF the largest dealers In
Clarksburg, but this year they are
very optimistic.
The trend OF choice this year, il or
ders unpacked may be taken as amin
dicat ion7will be more than ever toward
the finer and more refined valentines.
Dealers realizing this have laid in
more than their. usual supply OF the.
expensive and moderately priced tok-
ems, expecting to dispose gilmore Of
hese than the former popular but now
discredited comic.
OF course the latter kind may pei
found hut every year sees a decgeaseI
in sales, and every year dealers handle
less and less Of the CANDY. almost
ttbelous penny comics.
The post card valentine, now in its
fourth seasoHs grows more ana more
in favor every year and the sales Of
these penny remembrance are expect. !
ed to reach new high mark the CONS
ing season. Small. hut very pretty
boxed valentines. retailing at a quarter
apiece, are expected. however, to lead
the sales.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-26

rs d guard although lhs ch|rf Is '
ing more an1 more ins.sle4l w re.
iotesief
There we're tears n Hfford
eSe Ne ai reaize
X elns S mi
% ne az nine efi NOR lie
ptis0lt Ten silce
dres led d MINI :,
gu need mot solss at1iit food IN
shelter tor the n = led IVas
nagh gently Grub not cos here
and house rent IS less than nominal,
80 make yours self at home and get
strong.
Wetherford lifted his head. but 1
want to 40 som etlffg Iwan q re-
deem anyseif IN some way. I don't
want my gtri to know who / am. but
I'D like to win her respect I can't be
What you shy sshe thinks L NJ bit
* had a chance ! d 9t how ms
self.,a man again wouldl mind
Ltze knowing that IL am alive ii
might abes * comfort to her,, But. 4
don't want even her to be told I'LL I
can 90 It's her In tiS own dnds N y
'sshes pretty sick. said Cayanasll.
4 elephoned Lee Virglnia last night,
and it you wish you may ride down
with me tomorrow and see her."
The old man fen a.Temble. II
daren't do That. ] can't bear to tell
her where Eve been"
She needn't know. I viii tell her
you've been out Of ytohr mind. 2Tllsay
anything you wish You can so to her
In the clothes you hayeson it you ike,
She viii not recognize you as the pris-
onsr i held the other might. You can
have your beard trimmed. and not
even the justice viii know you@
All reserve had vanished out of the
conylct's heart. and with choking
voice he thanked his young host nm
never be-a burden to you he de
Eclared In hrmer voice. And IL my
lung holds ont I'll show you I'm not
the total loco that i pear to 3be.H
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-01-26
INlIGEsTI0V
An Interesting Statement.

81 H . =
Portland Md.-i.I suffered so long
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Ole that. lost flesh rapidly had
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u soon commenced to feel better,
my stomach trouble disappeared and
] can eat heartily without the slight
est distress. My experience leads me
to believe that no other medicine
equals Vinol for stomach troubles and
Indigestion. 1t tones up the stomach,
increases the appetite and creates
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uine).
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as do oldlfnshioned cod liver oil and
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Try q bottle OF Vinol with, the UNI
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