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TINY HUMAN BALL
FELL UNHURT TO
GAME IN YARD
Little Bonelli Child Dropped
Three Stories and Was
Found Uninjured.

Charlie Bonelli. two and a half years
old, chose an odd way to-day to Join a
crowd OF children he saw enjoying the
first OF their vacation days-a way that
would have ended seriously for him II
the back yard OF the apartment house
where he lives hadn't been of soft earth
instead OF brick paving.
Mrs. Bonelli. Charles mother. was
tidying mp the front room OF their flat
on the third floor OF No. 22i Myrtle ave-
nue.. Brooklyn. and the boy was playing
in the kitchen IN the rear. lie pushed
a chair 20 the window and climbed out
onto the fire escape, from which he
could sec some older children playing
bail in the yard below. lie watched
them a little while and then he evil
IDENTIFY concluded that he must play. too.
Want ball. cried Charley, and the
next thing the children in the yard knew
his small body had fallen through the
well OF the fire-escape. lie struck on
a clothes line tied TO the escape on the
second story and also glanced from an
iron railing before he reached the
ground. The terrified youngsters
rushe1 to the baby and one OF the older
boys lifted him In his arms. To their
surprise Charley looked around. blinked
once or twice. put his fist in his eye and
snuffled.
Are YOU hurt" asked the older boy.
"Wanta play" said Charley Bonelli.
and that was the only remark his
mother. who came stricken with fear
downstairs. could get from him or all
that he would tell Dr. Robertson, who
was called from the Brooklyn Hospital.
The doctor examined Charley carefully
and said II was the most extraordinary
case he had ever known, for In spite
Of his fall from tho third story the child
aIa,In,.l,s ,,nl,r,r.
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!. Sense Of humor.
2. Concentration.
3. Golhng ability.
4. Good looks.
8. Romantic predictions.
g. skill in escape.

I'm so glad you've mentioned a
sense of humor." I interrupted. be
cause thlnk SO few men give women
the cred!; for possessing or appre-
ciating one
But they do nave H." Mr.. Hamilton
asserted eagerly, and It's such a
necessary thing, particularly in the
summertime. Suppose you're out In a
boat n there's a shower. You both
laugh over the soaking and there's no
harm done. But IL the man gets
gloomy and morose because his collars
a rag and his fresh-pressed su!t must go
again to the tallor's-well. the girl isn't
likely to a v a very pleasant memory
OF her excursion with that particular
man. or to be willing TO go with him
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He Must Concentrate on
One Woman When
She's There, but Must
"Rush" Hall a Dozen
in a Day.
Should KnoW HoU to
Make LoUe and Escape
at the Proper Time,
This Young Leading
Man Says.
By Marguerite Mooers Marshall.

The summer man must keep them
guessing said George NJ. Conan. He
added that the gentleman In question
should be a good dancer. not foppish In
his dress. persistent in his attentions.
and possessed of a bank account.
The day before Raymond Hitchcock
advised him to be mysterious. courteous
and trustworthy.
The list OF specifications that follows
Is compiled by the handsome young
leading man in -Rich-Quick Wall
ingford,"
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KefCheI Vel Doomed.

me natural outcome or the OBrlen
battle was to make the boy champion
very popular with the New York public.
His training quarters up at Woodlaw WI
were thronged with fans, who watched
him at work. Like their brother jour
nal!sts out in Frisco who had Jumped
at the chance for news when ketchel,
fresh from the ranches OF Montana,
struck the Coast. the sporting editors
OF New York missed no opportunity TO
make good copy out OF the eccentric
young champion from the West. Re-
porters. cartoonists and photographers
locked up to Woodla wn. and through
the medium OF the press the public was
kept we'll informed concerning the 60
in2s and comings OF the Cowboy
Champion"
Like Mccoy and Johnson. Ketchel was
n bug on automobiles. lie had a big
red racer In which he whirled all around
through the Bronx at breakneck speed.
The road which led past the Woodlawn
Inn was seldom free from gasoline wag-
ors. ketchcl used to amuse himself by
sitting on the steps and announcing to
his companions as car after car sped by.
That a Panhard," There goes a
Thomas" see that racer: that's a
Fiat and so on down the list of well
known makes OF autos. But his preteu-
sion to automobile learning was greater
than his fultilmert. for he almost IN
variably guessed wrong
often he rode up and down the road IN
his big red car looking for races. IL he
had been arrested and jailed for every
time he broke the speed laws Stanley
would have passed the greater part OF
his time behind the bars. Frequently he
would break off right in the middle OF a
training stunt and rush out 10 the
garage. from which he would a k his
ear and proceed to make circles and cut
figure elghts in II around the yard. I
don't think there's a tree anywhere
around the Woodlawn Inn that Stanley
didn't try to climb with his auto, bar
ring the trees In the cemetery nearby.
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A REAL FUNMAkER is A FIND IN
THE SUMMER.

Summer is the time for laughing,
anyway, and her devotees must know
how. Even the teller OF ridiculous rid
dies becomes bearable when the minds
on a vacation. And a real f~unmaker-a
man with a keen sense of the amusing
and the ludlcrous-ls a find indeed"
What do % mean by concentra-
tion?" / asked. coming to the second
qualification on the list.
Il mean what Is known in high schools
and colleges as rushing" defined Mr..
Hamilton. 1T Is the ability to so en-
velop and enwrap a girl with ttentIons
that she believes she's the only living
oma you've ever seen. Whenever II ia
at all po~ssible-that Is, when you're no,
STOPPING to arrange her cushions you
should keep our eyes fixed on her face.
as IL you could not tear them away.
"You should listen to her con-
v~ersation about the last tennis
party n the next dance as II it
were the ultimate wisdom falling
from the lips OF the Sphinx. You
should not always agree with her
that 10 q trihe too o~bvious-but
you should invariably permit your
self to be convinced. Needless to
say you should shower the girl
with candy, flowers. drives and
dinners. costly a. You purse can
buy.
TT. OF course. requires real genius to
treat several girls In this fashion during
one week. or even one day; but every
success is a genius In his own par
ticular line. The summer man must
always scatter his attentions. else he
wouldn't be a summer man The sue
cessful summer man concentrates on
each separate scattering and reaps his
rewar1 of alteration,
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GaynDr on Good Government.

Mayor Gaynor will be the first speak
er at a series OF public meetings 10 be
held at the Graduates Club. No. II East
Forty-fourth street, for the purpose OF
having public questions presented by
experts. The Mayor VIII speak on
Thursday night on obstacles to Good
Government"
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Bdxty minutes II up.
MUST REMEMBER HE'S THE
QUARRY AND FLEE.

Frequently. OF course. the last thing
the summer man wishes 70 do In TO gel
engaged. stu he should not lose sight
OF romantic possibilities. A great deal
OF harmless enjoyment may be derived
from a proper appreciation Of thu
beauties OF nature-when the scenery
is shared.
Through u all. the summer man
must never forget that he Is the quarry
In the chase. and when the proper
time comes he must know how to
show a clean pair OF heels. He who
flrts and runs away lives to nirt another
day."
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baseball on BlackveII's Island.

The fast-golng Cherokees viii play
the strong j. j. Desmonds tomorrow
morning at the Department OF Correc-
tons grounds on Blackwelrs Island.
This Will be the second meeting OF the
two cams. the Cherokees winning after
an exciting game By a score OF 9 TO O.,
Game called at 10 A. NJ. sharp.
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was Frustrated by the death o, her
sister, Princess Clothilde. which oc-
CURED June Is. II seriously III at the
royal chateau at Stupln!gt. Margherita,
Queen Dowager OF Italy. II nursing her.
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Hale Hamilton.

II would classify the qualifications OF
the ideal summer nan In this way" de-
Clared Mr.. Halo Hamilton.
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ATHLETIC GOSSIP.

II. BAUM, the German middle-distAnce runner,
who won the English half-nile championship on
saturday, has a corklng record, lie had defeated
Emilio Lmnghi twice last spring. and few we're
surprised that Harry Gisslng failed to finish auy-
where near the German.
The evening world., 1911-07-03

The Irish Volunteers have decided not % hold
a regular set Of amateur games this Summer. but
on August 10. at Celtic Park. the organization
will hold a big fifteen mile professional race.
The best runners In the country will undoubted-
Is start as the purse will DO one of the best
offered here for some time.
The evening world., 1911-07-03

Egon Erickson, the Mott Haven A. c. high
jumper. was only able 20 get 10, two week. train
Ing. aud for that reason he felt he would have
liuic chance 10 place In the Nationals and re-
NAMED home.
The evening world., 1911-07-03

Three game. Of Celtic football viii he Played
on July I at the new lrsh pask. Wakefield,
Three ganes-hum. should be somewhat stlenu-
Gus up there.
The evening world., 1911-07-03

The Flathuuh 4. @, is tying to arrange a dual
meet with the kniglt' D; So. Antony, Laugh.
lin Lyceum and the Trinity A. q.
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Tom o'Dhen, who was o~iiicial handicapper IN
ms district last sea-. + hustling Ike a busy
chance Of his beating out. "Obie' for the los
at the. next election. which will DO held In
snnnAnnhnH
The evening world., 1911-07-03

EHNhtH Tor TO-DRy,
Jersey ti,y at baltimore,
Newark al Providence,
koches,e. az Montreal.
Buffalo VI To.ol.V.
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ly helpful. You see every girl has a
mental picture Of her ideal young man.
and he is generally tail and square
shouldered. with Gibson features and
hair that curls a bit. IL one really
meets those specifications. or most Of
tlenl. there is no necessity for a read.
Justment OF the girls mind. She gazes
at you with the first, fine careless rapture
OF a realized IDEAL, and the battle for her
favor is more Than half won.
There IL fashion IN good looks, lust
ms there Ii In everything else. Not so
long - the ideal was slender OF walst,
pensive OF brow and with curling blacl,
i~nustache. But let no summer man
think that he can make n hit in any
such get-up to-day. lie must pad his
shoulders, instead of tightening his
waist. and cultivate a coat OF tan In
stead OF an interesting pallor."
And of course. as you have said, he
must be romantic" / suggested.
Lack OF a proper sense OF romance
Is the great fault OF the ayerage sum
mer man" replied Mr.. Hamilton. H.
has the most wonderful opportunities
in the world. but he doesn't know how
to use them. He Is too shy or too prac-
teal or too fresh
IAN hour OF q summer dav mr.
night 10 long enough to get en-
gagged to any girl, II one knows
how to go about IL. First, Il II
necessary to choose . really 70.
mantle and sympathetic back
ground. preferably moonlight, the
next choice being . shady corner
In the woods. Then get to IL.
Don't hesitate over supsriativss
and sndsar1nents, don't hesitate
about putting your arm around
her. Kiss her at the first oppor-
tunity and. II she isn't angry, kiss
her again. II h 10 angry, kiss
her several times. ITS q cumula-
tive poison, inducing non-rssist-
ance. II you are only sincere ana
energetic and tactful she will be
wearing your ring long before the
sixty minutes 10 up.
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Eastern League Standing.
Results of Yesterdays Games.

Newark, o; Providence, 9.
Rochester. o; Montreal. 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
MILLINERY IN COURT ROOM
Modern Hats Conceal the Eyes ~
Women Witnesses, 50 They Must
Be Taken or.

When designing styles In hats pos
sibly mil1iners do not consider that
small minority Of womankind that ID
likely to appear iii a law court Judges.
lawyers aRa women Witnesses would
appreciate It IL they did.
When a woman under suspicion
takes the oath it Is desirable to look
her IN the eve said a lawyer. but
how can anybody look into the eve of
q woman who has on a. stylish hate
The court ia IN luck IL be can see her
mouth and the ton end of her nose.
Also II offends the dignity Of the court
for a wonen to remove her hat; con
sequently they founder between the
horns Of a very serious dilemma An
erder to tilt her hat back is also the
precursor cf dificulties, because the
hat Is clamped down with SO many
pins that It won't tilt.
"Stll the eyes of woman before
the bar Of justice must be looked AZ,
and under repeated exhortations she
reluctantly removes the pins and
shoves her hat back. But that panto
mime results III waste of time ana
loss Of temper all around In order
to obviate these evils 1t seems to nae
that milliners would better busy them
selves designing a tipable hat for
courtroom wear.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
STRANGER cAsHED THE BET
Gerald Egan, Society Athlete Of Wash
ington, Agreed That Discretion
Was Better Part OF Valor.

This Is the story Of the one time
that Gerald Egan Of Washington, scot
ETY. man and all-round athlete. refused
to fight.
1t happened in the lobby Of d small
hotel In a West Virginia town in the
dead Of night. Egan was talking to
the hotel clerk when a stranger. six
feet tall and built on the lines OF Sam
son. lounged In and carefully looked
him over. Egan paid no attention to
him.
After a few minutes the stranger
walked to the main door, sprang up
and caught hold OF the door and drew
himself up three times. each time
making his chin 90 up to the level
Of the beam. II was the athletic stunt
known among boys as "ehinning the
pole"
Having completed his exercise, the
West Virginia giant walked up to
Egan and said:
PAY me"
@Pay you for what7 asked Egan.
why" said the stranger in great
indignation. didn't you just bet me
SIS that | couldn't chin myseIfg"
+ never said word to you In my
life" contradicted Egan.
The stranger, now thoroughly In
censed. turned to the hotel clerk.
Jack" he demanded. didn't thts
Guy Just bet me five that J couldn't
chin myself three times ~
Il don't remember what was saic, I"
wa5 the diplomatic clerks contribu-
ton. to the argument
Egan started out OF the hotel but
the big man sprang In front Of him
and closed the door.
mo, you dona." he snarled vicious
w. You pay me or you don't get out
OF here"
"But never bet YOU anything" pro-
tested Egan
Don't crawl" warned the stranger.
PAY up, I'm going to cash this bet
or bust. amt going to be an easy
mark ali my life. +"
Egan paid.--The Popular Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
NlETzSCHE'S VIEW or WOMAN
Everything In Her is a Riddle, and
She is Mans Most Dangerous
PIaythIna.


Nietzsehe. the German philosopher.
has little to say OF women tn his
philosophy there il to be no over
woman Everything in woman is
riddle. he says. And again. The
true man wants two different things
danger and diversion He therefore
wants woman as the most dangerous
playthings In his Wagner book. he
puts women in a strange category
IN the theater" he declares, aone be-.
comes mob. herd. woman, Pharisee,
voting animal patron. idiot Wagner
Ian" sAs yet he says, IN Zarathus-
ira, women are incapable Of friend
ship
In a woman's love" Nietzsehe
says. there Is unfairness and blind
ness to all she does not love. And
even in womans enlightened loye
there are still outbreaks and light
nings. In his Wagner essay he says:
Woman would like to believe that
love can do all 1t is a superstition
peculiar to herself. Alas he who
knows the heart finds out how poor.
helpless, pretentioas and liable to err
ror even the best, the deepest love IS;
how it rather destroys that saves. -
Forum
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11

IA Gift From the
Pursuit of Pleasure BY

Gift From the
chautauqua Club.
The ladies Of the Chautauqua club
have presented a handsome rug to be
used in the main reading room Of the
public library This IS only one Of
tile many public spirited acts Of this
club and they have always taken an
especial interest in the need and vel
fare Of the city library
The late Mrs. John Brown was a
charter member Of the chautauqua
Grub and her splendid gift Of books and
cabinet Of curios to the library win be
made more attractive by the addition
q this rug to the room ii which they
are kept
The present librarian Is a former
member of the club
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
Initial Meeting Of
New Whist Club

Mrs. !. n Abercromhie was hostesa
10 the members OF the New Whist cIun
al the first meeting yesterday after
room Cards were played at five ta-
bles and the first prize beautiful
silver fork was won BY Mrs Fred
Frey. Mrs Barefoot won the second
prize. IN cut with Mrs Shepherd and
Mrs slusher receiving very pretty
olive dish A'rs Ed Johns assisted the
hostess BY punching th laliies Al
lovely luncheon was served n two
courses after the last game Guests
OF the afternoon were Mcsdames
BAREFOOT Clark. Frey, Crandlienard,
Good 5iusson, A. A. Humphrey. Ben
r johnson, kreitz, Schwartz. Shee-
cog. slusher Shepherd, Chas r. WIZ
ilams, Cannon. Spencer. Johns. coul-
ter Kaysor. chas Hnl OF lIempstead,
Texas, and Drvall of Wichita Fails.
Texas.
The club win be entertained next
Friday afternoon by Mrs 6. B. Clark
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11

l.. y. r. M. Surprises
Member.
Surprising Mrs. r. NJ. Evans, SO4
South 10th ST., by arriving Ak her home
IN body last Sunday. her Maccabee
sisters made the day which was her
birthday a very pleasant one for her.
They presented her with a beautiful
lace collar and iabot, and served
dainty luncheon which they brought
with them The afternoon was spent
Informally The surprise party In
cluded
Mr. and Mrs A. b. Morgan, Mr.. and
Mrs. G, IT, Riggers, Mesdames L. New
ell, ]. Lorentson, ed Estes. A. Barry,
Maud Buckley, e. q, Goldsmith, Lou
Conquest. Dora McCauley, Laura VI
Puckett, z, White. V. Hubbard, A. ~
Herr, Pete Heffner. Homer Richards.
w. D. McMaster, Hub West and Anna
Brown and Misses Lillian Lorentson,
Bette Estes, Marie McMaster, Gladys
Conquest, Winnie White, Mildred
Lorentson and Lahoma McMaster and
Master Herman Goldsmith,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
Motor Bridge Club

Mrs Ford Witherspoon was hostess
TO the members Of the Motor Bridge
club and several guests Wednesday VI
ternoon, entertaining them at three
tables Of cards Miss Lillian Hem
bricks made high score during the az
ternoon and Airs. j. A. Schwartz scor-
ed second, both ladies receiving pairs
of handsome silk hose. After four
games of cards q delectable luncheon
vas served hy Mrs Wltherspoon. The
PLAYERS were Mesdames Johns, clar.
ence Johnson. Henry Johnson, Zee Oh
I've. lIarwell Schwartz. Bond, lud
low, Slusher end Riddle and Miss
Lillian Hesdricks
Mrs w H Harwell viii BE hostess
70 the club Wednesday, March ~
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
Business College
Reunion ls Success.

The reception given Monday night
for the students and graduates Of the
Chickasha Business college, celebrat.
ing the seventh anniversary Of the
school was decided success, and
Prot. and Mrs. Denbo with their gen
erous hospitality raised the esteem
in which they have always been held
by the young people. Games were
played throughout the evening and a
dainty luncheon served at late hour.
Miss Floy Scott, former graduate
Of the school, favored her friends
with beautiful poem, one Of her own
composition. She has one OF her
songs with publishing company now
and It will be out in the near future.
Prof Denbo expects to make the
anniversary reception an annual af-
fair.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
South i4ill $500
Club Entertained.

Members Of the South Hill 900"
club and two tables Of guests spent
Tuesday evening most charmingly. as
The guests of Nr and Mrs. j r. Aber-
crombie at their apartments in the
EARLY The clrb game furnished en-
tertainment at six tables and the club
prizes, beautiful bound Thoreau and
Browning calendars. were won by Mrs.
b p Barefoot and Mr.. a. A, Humphrey
Mrs. q. b. Coulter and AIR. .. e. Good
won the guest favors, other pretty
booklets A lovely two course sup
per followed the last game.
The guests were. Messrs and Mes
DANES b. b. Barefoot j. D. Carmich-
ael, n. b. Spencer, Wit Melton. ]. b,
Sparks. Ed + Johns, A. A. Humphrey,
Ed sheegog, q. b. CLARK, J &. Good
ana r. B. Coulter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
HELEN MILLER GOULD, PATRIOT AND pHILANTHaoPsT.

II II GOULD beset and besieged By
- Of all because the she
daughter of the late Gould money give
she gives lot Of IT, too hut
money
turned picked
weighing pounds window narrowly
striking beggars On
list She money library
to fufheng the work Of the NJ
Ia re
supplies
Montnuk Point cared for and
sonay that she Uncle
purposes That Miss Gould loves the old
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
Christian Ladies Aid to
Give Entertainment.

The Life and Times OF Martin Lu-
ther. or the Story OF the Reformation,
is the title Of ain entertainment which
will be given in this city, Thursday
and Friday, March 80 and 81, under
the auspices Of the Ladies' Aid Of the
Christian church. The entertainment
has been before the public for almost
twenty years. and has met with sue
cess in all OF the principal cities Of
the United States. II is religious, edu-
cational and Instructive as we'll as
highly interesten. 1t viii be given at
convention hall.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
Delightful Surprise
Tor Mrs. Estes.

Tor MRS. Estes.
Mrs. I'D Estes celebrated her i5th
birthday anniversary Thursday and
the day win long Be remembered as
one Of the happiest III her life. Mem
0ers Of the 4. O. r. M and the h Of ri
r. Auxiliary Of which lodges Mrs. Es-
tes has been popular member for
many years, gathered at her home
40 choctaw Ave. bringing q delicious
luncheon with ihem, and remaining
throughout the afternoon. They also
brought d beautiful silk kimona with
which they presentel their hostess
Those in the surprise party were
AFesdames Sam Brown. X. Hawn, II
~ Russell. N. .. Iubman, Z. II. Rig.
gers. Dorm NcCanley. Clara oilers.
Maud Buckley. Rippey. b i. KendIg.
X Ill lsvaAs. n. schdussier. Guard
Russell. Grace pippins. Jacob i.orent-
son. w. d. McAaster I.ockett Anna
Brown NJ a stoddard. u. Newell. NJ
Bullock. ~ Sewers, al Barry, Turner.
". A. Edwards, a. p, Leeds. II ~
West Lou Conquest Homer Richards.
Henry Wnbker, Ross Brooker. Miller
and Chase; Misses Lillian r.orentson,
Marie McAaster, Beulah Edwards
Sadie Lubman. Elsie Brown. Edith Pip
lins, Mildred i.orentson, Iahoma SIC.
Master Annie Miller Renda shase.
Jennie Mai Sewers, Bessie MeCaulay.
Alice Russell Leta Brown and Mas
lers Glenn Russell aud Tommy Phil
lIpps.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11
MIR. and Mrs. Courcler
Given Spread.

Frank Courcier, the popular post of-
flee clerk. and his wife who leave to-
night for Tucson. Arizona, were giv-
en- a jolly surprise and spread by the
post office force Thursday evening
Mr. eourcier was asked to take the
place Of one Of the employees at the
post office a few hours that afternoon,
and on his return home was com
pIetely surprised to find the rooms
fun Of his friends and the table laden
with good things 70 eat The evening
was 4 merry one for all
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-03-11

II may surprise many to learn that
India is the greatest cane.sugar pro
ducing country in the world. the couns
try'a crop amounting to 100000 to
100000 tons Notwithstanding this
fact. its sugar market has been cap
tured first by the beet sugar and later
BY cane sugar from Maaritius ans
Java