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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18
Told Him W.,

Mr. Nicefello Cautiously WHY ara
you so cold and distant7
Sweet Girl Quietly The sofa IN
too heavy for me to move up to your
chair-New York Weekly
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Cause for Surprise

a iooi and his money are parted quite
soon
lb as true as n shoes made OF leather:
But the thing that surprises us most IL
the fact
How the two get so often together
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ParadoxIcal plensnrn.

This thing OF going to see baseball
games IL sort Of twist. isn't III"
In what way?"
Why. folks take outings In order
10 see innings"
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Plenty Of Biz.

How is your son. the young doctor
making out?"
First rate. since he learned 10
adapt himself to circumstances. He
started out as lung specialist, but
he's a green apple specialist now"
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Mrs F1utter is 80 sensational in
everything. She makes even an AFFECT.
ing show OF grief"
You're right-quite a moving pic,
ture"
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FIRE INSURANCE

IL the cheapest and best security q
man can buy. II saves him from worry
perhaps from ruin and hS5 family from
want The rates are not very high
will DO pleased to give them to ans
one who will come IN and talk the mss
ter over Only safe companies repre-
sentCd :. 7 McD,'uEaA carsdA "
Va
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Was Jimson angry or collected IN
manner when his creditors insisted on
his paying up?"
lie wasn't collected. but tho debt
was"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18
Headed the wroro Wsv.

The reason some men meet hard
luck so often is because they meet
hard work so seldom. q M Maya.
zine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18
Oftsn The W..

Il Thought they let you In on the
ground floor in that irrigation deal
They did. but the roof fell In on
ne"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

Mrs. O'BrIen-l was afraid. Mrs
oToole that yer husband would be
lad up fur some time. but hear he's
mindin' rale quick.
Mrs. O'Toole-Aye! Shure. be-
lave he began TO get well the minute
no got sick
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

MES Wtnsiow's Soothing Syrup for ChildreA
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammS
tion, allays pain, cures wind collie, a5c a bottle
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satianeh

! know a happy fisherman.
Whose heart IL e'cr content:
Zen whom he gets no Site a. an.
lie deems the time we'll spent
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Ever NotIce7

Please don't ask mo to explain Il,
1 beseech, on any score;
But the stork In always friendly
With fellow when he's poor.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

do you share tbts craze about the
chrysanthemum?
Yes. indeed! think Il IL daisy
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

Tell your advertising story
In full, and tell II right. Use
enough words to make every
point clear. Don't fall into the
error that advertising must be
boiled down" until there's
nothing worth while left In IL.
People will read an advertise
ment that occupies dozen
pages II 1t is interesting enough.
and there's nothing in all the
world so interesting as business.
When asked how long a mans
legs ought to be, Abraham Lin
coin replied that they ought to
be long enough to reach the
ground. Same way with an ad.
vertisement.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

The basis Of present-day
ssIesmsnship is not LET the
buyer beware"-but "GlVe the
buyer his moneys worth" u Is
no longer one sale and away
bUt one sale and come again.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

It's one kind Of tough luck 70 strike
oil when boring for water.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1911-10-18

Little Willie What IL humidity. ~ ,
Pa--Boiled atmosphere. my son
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Senior Partner learn. Mr. Smith,
that while was gone Mr. Gsyboy
was intoxicated Why didn't you fire
hiTa?
Junior Partner--l didn't know he
was loaded
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Dobbins-Cheer up. old fellow;
there's good time coming.
Bronson-Not for me. My wife In
coming back from the country tomor.
row.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

while reads homiIy TO the ncwspa
pers Of this region on the proprietlcs
and high ethics OF journalism!
The Deserct News is the most 0agrant
offender against the dccencies and pro
prictics of journalism Of any paper
printed anywhere in this region. II
is absolutely consciencelcss. bearing
false witness against It's neighbcr
chcerfullv. and maliciously misreprescnt-
ing The facts with zeal and in unstinted
volume, faIsifying in every respect, CIV
ing currency TO untruthful and vicious
statements about those that it does not
like. getting up and printing absolutely
baselcss interviews, such a the ono
that il undertook to imputc to Judge
lie Grand Young, and in general show
ing itself 10 he the most determined
violator of newspaper ethics, the most
vicious pcrvertcr of truth and pro-
priety that is known among the news
papers of the State.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
GREED ovERREACHEs.

IN the midst Of the grand ceremonial
and pageant attending the coronation
Of King George and Queen Mary, 1T
is satisfaction TO know that greed
ovcrrcached itself in the ease Of Lon
don landlords. 1t had been stated that
the London tradcsmcu and landlords
were prepared TO bleed the world iu
extraordinary and extravagant prices
for everything during coronation week.
Accord lugly, experienced travellers
from everywhere. even including India,
avoided London as much as they could.
and sojourned there AS brief time
as was possible. A current note on
this situation says that experienced
travellers Just returned to this country
from abroad report that London is ex-
ceptionally free from Americans-that
they have been driven away by the ex-
orbitant coronation charges which are
so excessive as 10 provoke even the
more afhucnt and reckless spenders,
FThey will most of them be on hand
for the week Of coronation, but that is
all they are disposed to stand of the
greed of London hoteIllccpers and 9th
ers. Meantime they have Hocked TO
Paris TO pass the waiting period. and
that city is likely TO profit more from
the English coronation ceremonies than
London. -
That is conspicuous instance OF
greed overreaching itself, and Of kill.
ing the goose that lays the golden
egg. Americans were depended upon
To leave from S25,000.000 to $50,0o0
900 in London during their stay TO,
| the coronation festivities and the pre-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

paratiops therefor. But il appears
that Americans were too shrewd to be
imposed upon in that way. They avoid
ed London until the very last moment.
and got away RS soon as possible NJ
ter the pageant was over. II was a
promising sign Of good sense on the
part of American tourists. and Indi-
Gates an awakening on their part from
the reckless spendings with which they
have been wont TO distinguish their
visits to European capitals, during
which American lavishness has come
20 he a contemptuous proyerb. II tins
recent awakening should be tempered
with thrift that would merely make
il human generosity, il would he alto,
eether better for every American, and
would be splendid thing by way of
discipline also for European cormo'
rants.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

tho limited states navy has ever re
m.ined beneath the surface. The ran
from Provincctown to Gloucester on
SATURDAY. was made entirely beneath
the surface. and was made IN seven
and q half hours. The llotilla comprises
seven vessels. 1t left Newport on Thurs
day. and all were in the harbor at
Gloucester at dark on Saturday night.
The distance is 100 miles. The sub
marines will remain at Gloucester Tor
some time for maneuvers, and during
TINT time il is planned TO make sub
merged visits TO many of the adjacent
harbors, the idea being to show that
it is possible TO come into almost any
harbor unobserved Gloucester harbor
being unusually deep, is an IDEAL place
FOR submarine tests.
A submarine nofila like this, capable
of remaining under water from seven tc
eleven hours at stretch. would be ap
exceedingly dangerous foe to any
feet. The armne Of these submarines
is with torpcdocs Iu case Of the ap
proach of hostile feet. the presence
and direction OF that feet being re
ported through wireless telegraph by
scout boats. the possibility Of inter
ceptine that feet and blowing 1t W
bv submarine aotillas, would be ex
ceedinely good. 1t is one thing for
feet Ia keep lookout for submarine;
that can remain under water but for
short time. and that would be obligct
to be within view Of the feet at som
time before it got within striking dis
tance. II is quite another thing TO dea
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
THE MosBY SURRENDER.

It is piliful TO read of the coming
in to the American lines of the so.
called Mosby "army' In Southern
California. There has been 4 good deal
of activity in small way on the part
of that army IN and about Tia Juana,
but now it is all over. The regular
Mexican troops, outnumbering Mos
by's army two TO one, and having what
Mosby calls "terrible machine guns,
made short work of the Mosby band
of one hundred. After brisk fighting,
in which Mosby saw that he was no
10 the international boundary line on
Thursday, and laying down his arms,
surrendered TO Captain Wilcox of the
Thirtieth L. S. Infantry. Mosby s
command were, as reported. all Ameri-
cans. They will be liable TO punish
ment as vioIators of our neutrality
laws. and will no doubt bc punished
accordingly, as Mexico will, presum.
ably, demand. This, however, affords
a far better prospect Of human treat.
ment to these fugitives than would
have been possible in case they had
surrendered TO the Mexican com
mander.
The surrender of the Mosby band
leaves in the field, so far as conspicu-
ously reported, only the big band of
insurgents under the command Of Ia
pata, in the Morclos province. This
band has been exceedingly active of
late, and Zapata appears to have some
relation with Madero that is not eX-
planned. In spite Of his band being
practically a band OF brigands, be is
free, as reported, to visit Mexico City,
have a conference with Madero, and
20 away unmolested. The probability
is, of course, that this means the dis
bandmcnt of Zapata's forces, or per-
haps their incorporation as part Of Ma
dero's regular army. If so tho band
will hencefortb be subject to general
orders, and will be under the supreme
command of President De la Barra,
who is the chief executive until the
election of next November, at which
Madero will, from present appearances,
be elected President Of Mexico without
opposition.
The programme seems to be TO put
down the smaller bands by force, and
to negotiate with the larger bands on
terms Of something like equality. This
indicates that there has been all along
Il binding tic between the various chief
Mexican insurgents; but that this liz
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
THE SUBMARINE FLoTILLA.

We have mentioned heretofore the
projected run Of hotilla or sno'
marine boats manned by naval officers
and crews along the New England coast.
The run of those submarines began at
Newport. Rhode Island, ou Friday
evening of last week All Of the YES
sells STAYED under water for ten hours
during the run from Nantucket to
Provincetown, while two of the num-
Der did not come to the surface for
eleven hours. This is stated to be the
longest time that any submarine of
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
THE GREAT PRINCIPLE.

4 newspaper which is conducting u
deccitfuI and dishonest campaign here
on the liquor question say, that it Is
sighting for great principle. = That
great principle it explained, is the
doing away with saloons; but mas
much A., under the law. the manufacture
and sale of liquor by existing brewer.
les. distiIlerics. and wineries is fully
protected, the great principle does moi
appear TO he evident unless II is con.
sidcred a great principle TO change
the means whereby liquor is sold, and
compel people that want liquor to buy
more liquor than they want.
81 il is a great principle to abolish
the saloons aud turn the liquor traf-
&c over 10 the manufacturers aud their
agents, that is a mere empty claim
without substance.
If it is tho claim that ii promotes
temperance TO compel tho person who
wants q glass Of beer tu buy a kcg
of beer. AM the person who wants 4
drink of whisky 20 buy five gallons oi
whisky. then language has lost its
force. and is 10 bc interpreted by
contraries. Temperance viii mean guz.
zliuC, and TO drink Will mean getting
drunk 1T is impossible TO see auy
great principle in this, unless 1T is the
principle of fostering and aiding the
sale Of liquor in greater quantities
than people would ordinarily desire
This would accord very we'll with the
President Joseph F. Smith which, RS it
has been explained, showed The neccs
sitv Of protecting the liquor Interests
in this state. especially as against pro
hibtiou This. however, was merely
personal obligation Of Apostle Sen
ator Smoot. and in the greatest stretch
Of imagination cannot he exalted into
"grcat principle
Nor is it a great principle to sub
Stitule for saioonkcepers the selling
of liquor by drug stores and At hotel
bars And yet this is all Of the great
principle that can he discerned at IS
sue in this election.
Under this "great principle In"
manufacturers of beer would sell their
beer by the keg, and deliver II IN
any part of tho city whore required.
Distillcrs would do the same in five
gallon lots Wineries would do the
same whether in the State or out of
IL, under the full protection of the
law The idea that there is some
great principle contained in this sort
of a proposition is one Of the gross
deceptions and frauds of which the
church politicians are so prolific. the
wonder is that any genuine temperance
transparent fraud as this
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
ITS IDEA OF ETHICS.

The Deseret News on Thursday even.
ing ovcrfiowed with exhibitions of its
idea of the candor, fairness, and high
ethics Of journalism. IL is fond. every
once in a while, of getting on stills and
telling how very wicked other news
papers are with respect TO journalistic
comtles and ethics. Its idea Of
the propricties and dccencies Of
journalism as applied to itself
were fairly illustrated on lis edi.
torial page on Thursday night II
spoke of "the local saloon organ. as
though there were such an organ in
this city. and it called upon the people
not 10 take any notice Of The antics
of the saloon organ. Its argu-
mcnt however. all through was tacit
admission that what has been said by
what II called " the saloon organ is
absolutely true and incoutrovertibc.
lis attitude is that. whenever q
thing that is true is stated by a news.
paper AT which II can throw dirt, the
statement of such paper is to be dis.
regarded. no matter how true il is. how
apt TO he occasion. or how properly
descriptive it is of given situation.
It's attitude is Down with the truth. -
provided the truth comes from source
that il docs not like. And this from
paper that takes as its motto "TrHtb
and Liberty. and that every once in a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

The Smoot organ admits that the
editor Of The Tribune knows the law
and usagcs about the service Of u. s.
process in Utah; and then proceeds TO
argue that he doesn II know, this in
connection with the doubtful attitude
assumed by Marshal Anderson in re.
spect TO the service Of subpoena upon
President Smith. There has never been
the slightest doubt about lis being tho
duty Of the L. s. Marshal TO serve
promptly and without question any
Federal process placed in his hands for
service. In subpoeDing the witnesses in
tho Smoot case, Marsha Haywood
served the processes without the slight
est hesitation, as il WAS clearly his duty
TO do. The quibble raised by Anderson
was merely an attempt TO Justify him
self in case President Smith did not
desire to he served, in which case
Anderson would have declined TO serve
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

The French ministry has resigned
on a question Of theory. involving the
command Of the French army in ease
Of war. II seems that there is no pro.
vision for real commander. but only
for board Of war II is no won
der that the ministry failed Of vote
Of confidence in system like that,
for OF ali invitations TO disaster. the
device of board of war is the most
prolific. The wonder is that so many
members voted for the ministry az
did
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

President Taft S address 10 the New
vocatiug currency reform is likely TO
be overlooked in the keeuer pressure of
political events. But il was a good
address, and deserves more careful at
thinks that a development of the Aid
rich report will bring the cure for our
crrrencN trnnhles
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Justice Howard of the Supreme Court
of New York state says that the high
heels which most women insist on hav-
iorturous. and destructive Of health. -
But the wcarers of those hiGb-beeled
shoes may retort that his remarks are
obiter dicts. and that he is a mean
old thing. ANYWAY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

West Point is said TO be running with
forty vacancies. But why not throw
open TO all the States the filing OF the
vacsnciosl If few states don { care
TO keep up their quota. Let other states
have the appointments.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Women arc pushing in everywhere;
here is one member of q band oi
horsethieves III Montana, even. But II
must be said that this is vagrant
push; for the activities of women are
almost alNavs for good.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Chairman Peurose takes comfort
able. philosophical view Of the alliance
between the progressive Republican
and the Democratic Senators, thinking
that ii cannot bc permanent. And hls
view seems 10 be the rcasouab bic one.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

"Apostle' Sec, ii appears, has been
practicing what Apostle Lyman calls
" skuliduggery on women. And Lee
is hailed into court and made TO answer
for IL, while Apostle LYMAN S "skull-
dugeersi are free as air, rejoicing in
"a white stone. on which a new name
ie written -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

President Joseph f. Smith has evil
IDENTIFY accepted The Tribune's view
that he is not exempt from tcstifylng
before the Congressional committee
merely because he wanted 10 be. He
responds 10 tho wish of The committee,
as is right and proper. Any other
course would be wholly indefeDsibc.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

The heavy registration yesterday
for the election of Tuesday next, fol
lowing the heavy registration on tnc
first. day for revision, ensures a strong
vote on Tuesday next Bat no matter
how that vote may be cast, nothing
will be really decided.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Postmaster General Hitchcock is call
ing out many suggestions for onc.ecnt
postage for letters. But he is turning
his attention TO abuses in the postal
service which. II he can correct, will
allow of onc-cent postage for letters,
will pay all costs and leave surplus.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
Saturday, June "a, 1911.

There are said to be in actual use or
under construction 10 this country, 10
600 aeroplanes, And probably tlthe
of these will cause death.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

docs not in any way connect with the
operations of American bands in Lower
all[Ornia. is evident on the face OF 1t.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Eastern cities arc h.a, y
islatc against the ,In.,,,.,-
tracing automobile toa,;,-
trouble is 10 find BOW =.
warning. Perhaps an r5j,.
graph with a shout GO.
way might do. w "a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Venezuela has signed , -,
the extensive in,proC..''7
river and lake nayir,s,as"
country ha: greater po,s;b;r,,
respect. But the rub win i,
money TO 10 the work ,.,,'a
tremendously costly. 'uu
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Walt Mason is said Ia h,r
IN favor Of the ay. lie ,bsrs.
all that can he caught and b
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

with submarine boa,o !, q
under water for hour, ss' - q
tlently awaiting the s;ss. ..
which signal could be m.a. sLS, =
direction given. We eo. .ae 'Jl
Of the submarine aotill, ''as' "a
England coast as one NJ q % I
nlfieant events. one of 81 - Tue
ing menaecs to great ~ uo'i
ever developed in Tho A,p'
warfare. 'A"iS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

Childrcns hair cutting-eombngs made into sW',u, u.
and puifsscientc treatment Of the face and hd
curins-har dressng-chiropody- y-consultaton fTes-
floor
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

"A a macadamized hisbvr
built between Montreal w.; 7
and New Workers proDo,. 'a Ss
'ChampIain road" Th,, !"
well for New Yorker, sl|
the Canadians will To-, '~ 4
call 1t the - Jericho roua !, "s's
ask why, refer 10 tho E S. ~
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24

the subpoena, holding Smith S wish SUI
pcrior TO any civic obligation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1911-06-24
Muslin Underwear

big lots consisting of drawers. corset covers undS
krts and gowns
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1911-05-23
THE MARKET SUPERIN7ENDEN7'S WORK

1t has occurred to some people that
the appointment of marketing SUI
perintendent under the Board Of
immigration, will mean that a cen
trail store will be established. Judg-
ing by the information so far avail
able, it would seem that the authori-
ties have left out of their calculations
a very large part of the ideas pro-
posed in the act passed recently by
the Legislature.
If man with a knowledge of pro-
duce is obtained, it will pretty well
be a certainty that he will not know
much about the conditions prevailing
here, or the growing Of things in
these parts. Therefore, he will not
be able to give very valuable advice
in regard to the best methods If
growing or packing fruits of a trop-
ical character.
The central store scheme is not
contained in the act at all. The plan
urged by some experts is to take
some of the promising fruits; etc,
and develop them first with the most