Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1911-10-14
Mr.. DOOLEY
OF SALEM
EXPLAINS
TELLS HOW SIMPLE AND EASY
1T is FOR THE MAN WHO OWNS
REAL ESTATE TO GET A LOAN
ON A MORTGAGE.

Dye know, Juke,' says the
maher, as he waited fer the bye to
bring the telegram announcin that
Verdigrease had slipped anather wan
over on Portland, that, while in me
Official capacity, and otherwise / am
a man Of Importance, and as the
potes say, WELD more or less per-
sonal influence, in I'm only a drop in
the bucket to what some of these
state officers are"
Il nivir knew" say Juke, that ye
had such a poor opinyun of yer
high office. ! allus thought ye were
the whole show"
81 am in a way" says hizzoner,
but the state byes meat me to it..
They's more chanct in the higher Of
fees, and in some of the smaller
vans.
'Tis this way, Juke when yer
broke ye go to yer uncle. and in a
whisper ye say, says ye, Uncle Jake,
will ye please let me have $2j on me
solid gold watch. Does he say yes.
He does not He takes ye in his
back room, and says Juke business
is dull, and all / can let ye have is
SO. Ye get the money and ticket.
If ye we're shrood, Jnke. like me
friend, Freddy Pammer, ye'd pawn
yer pawn ticket and keep on pawn
in, but yer not. 'Tis the same way
with the state, The state, as ye may
not know, Is yer uncle on n large
scale It's modern pawn broker,
Juke, and shrOod wan at that. Ye
see, the school fund got full, an
when It began sloppin' over an was
in danger of runnin' into the gin
eral fund, some wise guy decided to
let II out at interest"
"Looey says the Juke, 81 have Of
ten thought that Idison, Eli Whitney.
old Bob Foolton and the other byes
wasn't In it fer minute with the
lad who lnvinted interest
stop yer kiddin', says the maher.
while | tell ye about this school
money. Ye are broke again. Ye
need money. Ye own a farm on
Frlnch prayry, and ye decide to put
IL in hook. Ye hunt oop q real es-
tater and plead with him fer loan
OF $4,000.
THE real estater thinks he knows
man who will loan ye the money
and lets ye know that for wan per
clint he Will introduce ye. or course,
ye fell fer this, and thin the fun
starts.
"Ye meet the lad who acts fer
the state, 'Ye must produce a first
class Unlimited roun-trip abstract
title TO yer holdings says the money
l.
this sovrun commonwealth.
"Ye next hike OFF to the United
Abstract and Cold Storage plant an
order yer abstract.
How much? yes ask, will 1t be?'
Well. says Jawn, that depinds
on how much data we can rake up
to put in it. Our regular charges is
80 cents each fer deeds, wan twinty
for mortgages sixty clnts fer re-
leases, two fifty fer divorces and fifty
cints par linyal page fer court pro-
ceedin's, two fifty fer me. autygraf
and the same fer Max and extra
charge fer fancy covers
"Ye tell Jawn to grind out the alb
stract, and TO hand it to the lawyer
whin finished
iN Nhil AhANN WtNhh lNi u Atuuil
about the papers. Ye put In yer time
wanderin' how ye can beat the real
estater out of his wan per clint. At
last ye ask him how the loan Is com
in on.
Il got the abstract back this af-
temoon, he seq, Here is the ray
port He hands We a littler, and
with amazemint ye read It,
Once of Attorney Frank Come
over, lawyer, attoney-at-law, coun-
selor, patents invented to order on
short notice, divorces obtained on
the easy payment plan, wills and
other legal docyments made to or
der, bought sold and exchanged, SUI
preme court rayports rented by the
day, week or month. Salem, Oregon,
October Q. 1911 Juke OF Corona.
Sir; At yer requlst l have examined
the attached abstract OF title number
556292, and beg leave TO rapport me
findings as follows: On page 3
there is an impediment in the descrip
tion, which can only be fixed by af-
fldayit. The section referred to reads
'14.9 chains south to point from
which a noak tree S inches In diaem-
eter bears on to Asy on In me
judgment II is not safe to have this
oak so near Asy, as he might bear
II on stIll farther,
And so the letter goes. Ye work