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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Eleven Western governors are soon
70 tour the Eastern states for the
purpose OF advertising their section.
u ls doubtful, however. whether thev
VIII DE able % get along withDnt the
ald OF the famous remark once ex.
changed between t~o Southern exacu.
tjyes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

According to Mr. Hagenbeck the
ostrich may easily be domesticated
But when the appetite OF the ostrich
is considered in connection with the
price OF food does anyone want sucn
q bird for a pet
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

The boys appetite is often the
source of amazement. II you would
have such an appetite take Cham
Derlain's Tablets. They not only Gre
ate a healthy appetite, but strengthen
the stomach and enable il TO do its
work naturally. For sale by all deal
ers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

For one person at least the result Of
the Kentucky election is large with
meaning. And that person Is Ollie
james, now congressman from Ken
lucky, but destined &C. be senator
from Kentucky By reason ot last
week ballotiBg
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

A disgusted Republican editor in
New England calls protection the
Bourbonic plague OF the party
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Philadelphia with au honest mayor
will look like a charcoal blossom with
q waite cap on
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

A Bostonian says persons who are
fond Of alcohol can get rid ot their
nabit by drin6ing goat milk O4
course. or water But they don like
10 change
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
NEITHER POSSIBLE
MOB DESIRABTs

; stff - ar Noods hti7chihson Is nreaflfipe
the new gospel tbat foar hours dsv
is long enough Tor amy human being
10 work. The divine Injunction 10
man was, six la3s SHAFT t4ou IA 5or.
Certainly the world has noi vaf ar
rived al that stage of ways ana means
IN which rs business can be transact
ed in the time Dr. Hutchinson would
aliot The great majority of people
would simply hnd il impossible 10
get through" with Waat must be
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

II looks more lise Champ Clark
each succeeding das
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

So far as this years battle has pro
gressed more hnntsmen nave neen
killed than deer
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

The Japanese are said 70 be adopt
ing the American plan OF mining
What proportion Of miners killedg
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Guthrie water 10 wateriess ONlaho
ma City towers FAR and away above
all other waters
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

In other words the opinion of the
people fayors the sale of The water
bonds
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Give work 70 the lsborins men
The sale OF the bonds viii do it
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

The Methodist hospital is a good
thing 20 boost too.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
II Has Died

ILdNlOH NtWsI
The Carnegie Democrat joins the
vast army who are smiling at the sol
from the side the roots grow on In
other words ii has died
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
o @ c O O O @ o o Q Q o Q o o Q
! PRESS COMMENT
Q Q Q Q G 0 Q o 0 Q 90 0 o o
The HoId.up camsl

- Id v tUII NVIIHtINuNIUHF n ~
The great hold up game on ,,nt,on
ought to be played by tine farmer
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
Can Stand II

~ ulod btHlONidN'
We can stand as much OF this kind
of weather as the weather. man is
pleased TO give us.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
silly 10 Rran

(Alya Reyiew-Courierl
It's no disgrace to be. popr- but il
is disgrace to be brasgins about IL
all the time.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
lp~The Neck

L.. fF, ln-xThe Neck
l~M n 4 Tulsa DemocraU
In the. meantime the gobbler is
singing his swan song for he knows
he is going to get II in the neck in
a week or two. D
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Order Alfalfa Brand Butter made IN
Guthrie. Your Grocer has II.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17
WE GurHRF DAILY LEADER,
az LESLIE c. NisLAcN

MEMBER OF AsSoCiAThD PRESS.
limited Press Leased Wire service
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Maryland woman found chunk
- rubber. piece u automobile tire.
n sausage in every way the aU-
tomobiie is suppiantiHg e horse
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

SUBSCRIPTION RATES -DMLl
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Per month, by carrier .-.tt.-- -
rer wear. by carrier IN advance, b.p
Per year, by mail, IN advance 400
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

within recent Years the proportion
% women who make 1beif o~n way
in the world has increased in the
United states about per cent
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-11-17

Nature is in earnest when sh
makes a woman Holmes
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
sAIexanoria GGzette.
WEDNESDAY EVENING, JAN. Is
Ono on the Judge.

The lawyer for the prosecution had
finished his closing argument, and the
judge, pompous and long winded in.
dividual, was charging the jury.
He was in the midst Of an unusual
" long and tedious address when be
suddenly noticed that one of the jury.
men had fallen fast asleep. The in
dignation of his honor was boundless.
Rapping sharply on his desk, he awak-
ened the slumberer, who seemed not
at all abashed at being thus caught
mapping. After glaring at him angrily
for few moments the magistrate in
his most sarcastic tone said:
$50 that's the way you attend to
your duty, is it? You're fine speci-
ment to have on jury. Do you think
your opinion will be of any value
when I send you out to determine the
fate of this prisoner"
"Yes, sir" said the juryman quietly;
81 think So"
ooh, you do, do you?" shouted the
eXasperated judge. Pray tell me, sir,
how long you have been sleeping:"
81 don't know. your honor" was the
reply. How long have you been talk
ing?'-New York Herald.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18

y7IRGINIA-In the Clerks Office OF
v Circuit Court OF the City OF Alex
--i.i.-, the s th day of January, 1911.
Julian r. Burke, trustee, vs.. Mary Alice
glastonbury, Eliza D. glastonbury, Liz
zie P. glastonbury, Pemmie Gray and
Woodson Gray, her husband, Annie z:
glastonbury, James glastonbury and
Florence glastonbury, his wife, Joseph
glastonbury and Lucy glastonbury, his
wife, Daniel glastonbury and Lucy
glastonbury, his wife, Thomas Quisen-
bury and - glastonbury, his wife,
Charles glastonbury and Kate Quisen-
bury, his wife, Lulu @. Jones and lrY-
ing Jones, her husband, Lucy Gray
ing, Lotto glastonbury, Edith Quisen-
bury, John Berry, II. Thacker Berry
and Anna G.. Berry, his wife, Charles
a. Berry, Roberta B. Tenant and 81.
NJ. Tenant, her husband, Vivian Z.
Berry, Washington Berry and Sarah
Ann Berry his wife, Fielding A. Berry,
Addie B. Grimes and Richard NJ.
Grimes, her husband, Thomas NJ
Berry, John V. FitZhugh and Alice a.
Fitzhugh, his wife, Clarence b. FitZ,,
hugh, Jennie Fitzhugh Stuart and
Eugene W.Stuart, her husband, Rousby
p. glastonbury, Nicholas glastonbury,
Daingerfield Ashton and - Brown
Ashton, his wife, Richard n. Quis-
enbury, Lewis A. Ashton and Matte
Ashton. his wife, Lucy Bratt Ninde and
f. F. Ninde, her husband, Fielding
Ashton and Rosalie w. Ashton, his
wife, Addie NJ. Lewis, tho unknown
heirs Of Sarah Z. glastonbury, Fannie
A. glastonbury and Frederick Quisen..
bury, the husbands or wives Of such OF
the foregoing rs are married and the
heirs OF such rs may be dead, whose
names arc unknown to complainant,
and all other heirs of the late James ..
glastonbury.
Memo. The object Of this suit is to OBJ
tain permission of the court to make sale
OF certain real estate OF the late William
P. glastonbury and to reinvest the pro,
cceds under the direction OF the SAID
court, for the general supervision OF the
court in the administration of the said
trust estate and for general relief
1t appearing by an affidavit filed in
this cause that the parties defendant,
above named, were very numerous, that
the names o. many OF them were I'M
known, that many Of them were not
residents of the State Of Virginia, that
the number Of defendants exceeded
thirty, and there were many OF said de-
PENDANTS on whom there could be no
legal service:
It is Ordered, That said defendants
appear here within fifteen days after due
publication Of this order, and do what is
necessary to protect their interests in
this suit, and that copy Of this order be
forthwith inserted in the Alexandria Ga
zette, a newspaper published in the city
of Alexandria, once week for four sue
cessiye weeks, and posted at the front
door of the Court House Of this city.
A copy-TEsTE.
Machen & Jesse p. q. jan5 w4w-th
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
Frank w arfield,
Druggist.

VHTG1STA. IN the Clerks Office OF
v the Corporation Court of the City OF
Alexandria, on the sd day of December,
1910.
Constance Boush VS.. Kate G. Moore,
Samuel C. Boush, Anna Turner Beush,
widow; Anna Turner Boush and Ma
thaniel Boush, heirs-at-law, infants un-
der 21 years of age of Nathaniel q.
BouSh, deceased.
The object OF this suit is to obtain 4
partition and division Of the estate of
which Jane BouSh died seized and pos
SeSSed and ii the same is not susceptible
of partition in kind, then for sale Of the
same and division Of the proceeds
among the parties entitled thereto.
1t appearing by an affidavit fled in
this cause that the defendants, Anna
Turner Bollsh, widow: and Anna Turner
Boush and Nathaniel Boush, infants I'M
der tTenty-one years Of age, are pon-res-
idents Of this State:
1t is Ordered: That said defendants APP
pear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this order, and do what is
necessary to protect their interests in
this suit aud that a copy ofthis order be
forthwith inserted in the Alexandria
Gazette. newspaper published IN the
CITY OF Alexandria, once a week for four
successive weeks, and posted At the front
door of the Court House Of this city.
a copy-1este.
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY, Clerk.
samuel G. Brent, p, q,
decaa waT-f
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
Far From Upright.

Reilly and Coran were Having 1t
out" They had been deadly enemies
for years, but neither had offered to
lay hands on the other up to now, both
Of them being somewhat afraid OF the
issue.
Before they commenced it was stipu-
lated that it was to be q fair stand
up" fight, and with that they started.
Coran had 1t all his own way from the
beginning. He kept knocking Reilly
down and down again until that
worthy was about sick Of it. he turn
ed to the bystanders and said, "Sure,
an wasn't it to be a fair, stand up
fght?"
at was,' returned an onlooker.
can 'ow, thin, can he be cxpectin'
me ter foight i'm fairly If he do be
knockin' me down all the time"-Lon-
don Ideals.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
A WEAK WOMAN
And her STORY
In Floral, Ark, Lives a Lady Who
Feels That Her Strength Vas
Restored by Cardlli.

Floral, Ark.-"I must speak a good
word for Cardui," writes Mrs. Vlola
Baker, of this place. ),
"About a month ago was in very bad
health. was so weak and nervous thai
/ was not able to do my Homework.
envy husband bought me one bottle OF
Cardui, the wonan's tonic. took It ac-
cording to directions and now am III
good health. ;.
al think Cardui is a fine tonic for weak
women"
And YOU are not the only lady who
thinks so, Mrs. Baker.
Thousands, like you, have written, to
fell of the wonderful benefit Cardui mas
been to them.
Cardui contains no minerals, or other
powerful drugs. 1t contains no glycefm
or other mawkish- tasting ingredients.
II is Just a pure, natural extract, OF
natural vegetable herbs, that have been
found to regulate the womanly functions
and strengthen the female system.
All druggists sell cardui.
See yours about it.
B-Wnife to: Ladies' Advisory Dept. ChattaI
noopa Medicine Co., Chattanooga Tenn. lor spec.ai
INSTRUCTIONS. and 64-page book. Home lIeauneni
for Women" sent in plain wrapper, oa feoIest
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
--11JsErrYSG 0F STOCK HOLDERS.

MEETING Of STOCKHOLDERS.
T-HE annual meeting OF the stockhold
i ers of the w. n. DORSETT SHOE
COMPANY will be held at 200 p. NJ. on
MONDAY. January %, 1911, at the office
Of Lewis II. Machen, at King and Wash
ington streets. in the city Of AleXan-
dria. state af Virginia, ut which meeting
full report of the conduct Of the bust
ness for the past year will be made.a
Board of Directors will be elected 10
hold Office for the ensuing year. and the
matter of whether the regular dividends
will be continued ornot will be disposed
Of. and such other business will be trans.
ac;ed rs may lawfully come before said
meeting.
G.. l.. BAKER, Secretary.
decl9 2w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
OPENING AND CLOSING OF MAILS.

OPENING AMI CLOSlNU VI mhlL'o.
Northern mails, week days, close al
| 40 a m and 10 40a m and 80 p m 10
and 10 10 m. Open ut 8 Goa m II COM
and 90 D m. On Sundays Northern
mails close at 40 n m l 80 p m and 10
pm.
Southern mails via Southern Railway
close at 10 40a m 4 80 and 10 Is p m. Open
ut 90 NJ and 90 pm.
Southern mails, via r. F. & ?. r. r.,
close ats 40 a m and II 40 m, and %,
Z 10 and 10 80 p m, Open at sand 80
IN, and 10 Is p m.
Manassas Division mails close ut 5 ID
m and3 20 p IN. Open at l. m and III 10
p m.
Bluemont Branch, Southern Railway
mail close at Is a m and 50 p m. open
at 8 90 am. and 80 p III.
Chesapeake and Ohio Mails close
/ 30 p. m. and 10 Is p. m. Open at Sa. m
and COP. m.
Washington mails close at 40 and
10 40 H. M, and 80, 8 Is, and 10 30 p. m.
Open at 90 a. M, 10 90 m, 90 and 800
p. m,
Carriers Observation-Disclosures made
on inside routes-6 Is and 10 90 a. m. and
8 90 and 5 80 p. N. Full route-6 Is 4. m.
and 30 p, m. Sunday collection 40 p.
m. Carriers window open Sunday 8 co
a n. and close 10 90 a. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18

THE annual meeting of the stockhold-
L erS Of the COLONIAL PORTLAND
CEMENT CORPORATION will be held
at the principal Office Of the company,
No. III north Fairfax street, Alexandra,
Virginia. at II o'clock noon, WEDNES-
DAY. February 5, 1911. for the election
of directors Tor the ensuing year. and to
transact such other business as may
properly come before the meeting.
FREDERICK 2. RUSSELL,
ian1O I'd secretary.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
land MSW-N

THE annual meeting OF the stockhold-
Il ers Of the COLUMBIA GRANITE d
DREDGING CORPORATlON VIII DE
held at the Offices Of the Corporation,
Room | ando, Alexandria National Bank
Building. Alexandria, Virginia, on
THURSDAY, January 10, 1911, at II
o'clock noon, for the purpose Of clecting
directors for the ensuing year and for the
transaction OF such other bushes as may
legally come before said meeting:
J. II BRADLEY. President.
G.. \. BONNET, Secretary
flnn20 II WV
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
Warming tho Colonel.

A raw recruit from a remote corner
of the Green Isle was engaged Tor the
first time in field vancouver In Eng
land on outpost duty. The sergeant In
structed him to look out carefully for
the colonel coming to inspect the post.
Af,er an hour he returned and asked
the soldier, HAS the colonel been
here?"
Receiving an answer in the negative,
he went away, returning later on with
the same inquiry.
Awhile later the colonel appeared.
The recruit did not salute properly
which incensed the colonel, who as
hint asked him:
"Do you know who am?
"Faith and 1 do not" answered the
recruit.
1T am the colonel"
"Begorra, you will catch it then'" SAID
the soldier. "The sergeant has been
nsl.ino t1uina for rny nlrnodr"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18

UIRGINIA.-In the Clerks office Of
V the Corporation Court Of the City of
Alexandria, on the 9Th day of Deem
Der, 1910.
TAYLOR Morrison, James Morrison, Ros-
allie Morrison. Edith Morrison, Mary
Shultice and William w. Shultice, her
husband Fannie a. Clark. Charles T.
Clark, George r. KIipstein, Mary 7.
Harryman and Harry G.. Harryman,
her husband, and Rebecca T. Kip
stein, complainants, vs.. Edward Z.
Cooper, Annie Cooper Kennedy,
Bertha Brewer. Edward c. Lord, Will
liam Z. Lord. Thomas c. Ltppincott,
William Lippfncott, Caroline L. G
Gaskill and j. n. Gaski!l, her husband;
Hannah Lippincott, Martha Farquhar
and i. II. Farquhar, her husband,
Hannah G. Edwards and Y. G. Edwards,
her husband; Lewis c. Jcssup, James
Jessup, John Jessup, Name Kroner
and i. Kroner, her husband; West
JeAsup, Sallie VOorheesIand JohnVoor-
bees. her husband; Cooper Jcssup,
- Jessup, widow of D. Cooper Jcs-
sup, deceased; Bcnajah Andrews, Clara
Sneed and - Snccd, her husband;
Mary -, formerly Mary Andrews,
and -, her husband; Clara Bon
sail and William S. Bonsall, her nus,
Anna Stokes, his wife; - Andrews,
widow Of D. Cooper Andrews, deccaS-
ed, and Lizzie Curtis and - GURUS,
her husband, if living, aud their uh-
known heirs, ifany OF them DC ocau'
defendants. In chanccry.
Memo. The object Of this, suit is to
sell the real estate particularly GeScriD-
ed in tho bill situate partly III the city
of Alexandria and partly in the county
or Alexandria, Virginia, Of which Lewis
Soonor Charles N Taylor died seiZ-
al md nosscsscd as tenants in common,
md for the distribution of the proceeds
IF the sale among the parties entitled
thereto according to their respective
rights.
It. appearing hy an affidavit fled in
this cause that all of the defendants arc
non-residents of this State:
1t is Ordered, That said defendants
appear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this order, and do what is
necessary to protect their interests in
this suit, and that q copy OF this order be
forthwith. inserted in the Alexandria
Gazette, 4 newspaper published in the
City Of Alexandria, once week for four
successive weeks, and posted ut the front
door of the Court House Of this city.
A copy-TESTE:
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY, Clerk.
dahn M. Johnson land Samuel 81
Fisher, p. q. dea7 T4SsWt5
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18

STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.-No
y tice is hereby given that the annua
meeting OF the stockholders OF the W
II, WALKER BRICK co. will be hello
at II O'Clock a. M, on WEDNESDAY
January IS, 1911, in the principal office
Of the company, Arlington. Va, for the
purpose of electing 4 president and al
rectors and transaction Of other bust
ness. BY order Of the President.
CHAS. j. WALKER. Secretary.
ianG1lfI
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
. Union Station. AIexandria

Trains leave Union Station, Alexandra
In effect November q, 1910.
N, B.-Foilowing schedule figures pub.
lishcd only as information, and are not
guaranteed. !
7:T A. M.-Daily local between Wash
ington and Danville
SAT a. M.-Daily-Local for Harrison
burg and way stations.
ed7 A. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail.
Stops only for passengers for points south
a which scheduled to stop. First class
coaches; sleeping cars to Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping cars to New
Orleans. Dining car service.
for Manassas, charlottesville, Lynchburg,
Danville and Greensboro. Sleeping cars
Greensboro to Atlanta
AL p. M.-Week days-Limited Tor
Warrenton, Charlottesville and Harri-
sonburg.
49, z. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. spec
ial. Sleeping cars between New ork'
Atlanta, Admission and Birmingham.
Through first-class coaches between
WASHINGTON. Atlanta and Birmingham.
Dining car service. Tourist to California
five times weekly.
352P. M.-Week days-Limitedf for Har-
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman buffet parlor car.
5l2 P. M.-Daily-Local for Warren
G:s7 P. M.-The Sonthern's Southeast
ern Limited for Columbia, Charieston'
Aiken, Augusta, Savannah and Jackson
Vile, Through Pullman drawing room,
state room sleeping cars. Coaches.
lOa7 P. ACCOMPLISHMENTS and
Chattanooga Limited (via Lynchburg).
First-class coach and sleeping cars 10
Roanoke, Knoxville and Chattanooga.
Sleeper to New Orleans, Washington 10
Roanoke. Dining car service.
Hop. M.-Daily-New YORK, Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train club and observation cars to New
Orleans. Sleeping cars to AsheylIe'
Atlanta, Macon and New Orleans. Sleep
ing cars to Charlotte Dining car service.
ar A. Acknowledgements special.
Sleeping cars and coaches for Roanoke,
Knoxville, Nashville, Chattanooga ana
Memphis. Dining car SERVICE service = Masn-
ington sleeping cars open 1000 Z. M.
Through trains from the south arrive
at Alexandria Glib and 62S, S:36 and 1919
q. m, 2I3, 72s, 1913 and 11:5s T. M.
daily, Harrisonburg 113S' a. NJ. week
DAYS and 9I3 P. M. daily. From Char
lottesville OBS A. M.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria CIV. 0. Staton)
week DAYS at So A. NJ, 2s55 and 422 iof
Bluemont; 6:33 p. M.week days for Lees,
burg: 1855 p. NJ. daily for Bluemont ano
9.23 a. NJ, local, on Sundays only lol
Biuemont. ...,4.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets
Pullman reservation, ETC., apply to
WILLIAM G.. LEHEW,
Union Ticket Agent, Alexandra, Va.
Eth. COAPMAN, Vice Pres & Gen. Mgr
S. H. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr
"a. + CARY, General Passenger Agent
Z. S. BROWN, General Agent, :,
Washington, D. g
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
FOR MOUNT VERNON,
Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect Jan. S, 1911.

Schedule in effect Jan. 5, l9II.
Trains leave Union Station for Wash
irgton and points north at As, W.,
S23 and 81 n. m, IL Oh, 80, 5 W, 5 10 ana
II IS p. M, daily.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and
points south at 4 81, Z 50 (local) and 10 z.
q. m, II 16, 4 81, 527 Qocan 81 and 9 81
%. m. daily.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at
Ii3 a. m, daily. On week days this
train runs through to Milford,
NoTE-Time ofarriyals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. p. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager.
Richmond, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
A Polished Diplomat.

"Did you see anything that partic-
ularly struck your fancy when you
were looking round the furniture
shops today?" asked a young husband
Of his lately made wife on her return
from q tour Of furniture inspection.
"Yes," she replied; II saw some
thing exceedingly pretty in looking
glasses"
81 have no doubt you did," be OBJ
served, "if you looked into them"
The halo Of a calm, sweet peace
rests upon that home.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
GETTING Rich Quick.

A souse wandered into 4 downtown
barber shop and after being shaved
sat down in the bootblack's chair.
"How do you get paid? Wages" he
asked.
mo, suh," answered the bootblack;
at work on a percentage. Sixty pub
cents mine"
"Shickshty p'cent yours" said the
souse deliberately. "Shickshty p'cent'
Eyes, suh.'
"Fyou taken in hundred dollars
you keep shickshty"
Eyes, subj
"Fyou take in thousan' you keep
shicksh hundred?"
YES, SUBJ"
AN hundred thousan' you keep
shickshty thousan'"
Eyes, subj"
my, N.Y." said the souse in puzzlec
manner, "what're you goin' t do will
so much money "-New York Journal
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1911-01-18
ldleness.

It is an undoubted truth that the less
one has to do the less one finds time
to do it III. One yawns, one procras-
tiuates, one can do it when one will,
and therefore one seldom does it at all,
whereas those who have great deal
Of buEness must buckle to it, and then
they always find time enough to do 1t