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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
THOUGHT SHE'D
NEVER GET UP
But Lady in Chriesman, Who Went
to Bed With This Idea, Has
Changed Her Mind.

Chriesman, Tex.-In a letter from
this place, Lille Gibson says: About
three years ago, was just entering
Womanhood and was sick In bed for
nearly nine months. took medicines
from four doctors, but it didn't help
me. Sometimes, would ache all
over, and / would have such head
ache, had to go to bed.
Il was in bad fix, and that is all
there is to it. / thought / would try
Cardui. Now am cured of all my
troubles, and shall praise Cardui
as long as live. MY sister said /
never would get well, but now / am
perfectly well, and / am thankful for
what the medicine did for me-
Cardui is made from strictly vege-
sable ingredients. It acts gently on
the Womanly organs, stimulating them
to do their proper work, relieving pain
and restoring health.
Are you weak, tired, worn out? Do
you suffer from any of the pains pc
culiar to weak women? Cardui has a
record Of more than fifty years in
relieving just such troubles.
Will you try it?
N. R.-Write to: Ladies' Advisory
Dept, Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat
tanOOga, Tenn, for Special Tuatructsona
and 64-page book. CLONE Treatment
for Women sent In plain wrapper, ON
request.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
A READER CURES HIS
C0NSTIPATI0N-TRY IT FREE
Simple family good health q ali its enb

The editors of Health Hints and
Questions and Answers" have one Dues
ton that is put to them more often than
any other, and which, strangely enough
they find the most difficult to answer.
That is How can cure my constipa-
DR.. Caldwell, an eminent specialist in
diseases OF the stomach, liver and bowels
has looked the whole field over, has prac-.
tised the. speciality for forty years and is
convinced that the ingredients contained
in what is called DR.. Caldwe1l,s Syrup
Pepsin has the best claim to attention
from constipated people.
Its success in the cure Of stubborn con-
stipation has done much to dlsplace the
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

use Of salts, waters, strong catharties
and such things. Syrup Pepsin, bY train
ing the stomach and bowel muscles ia
again do their work naturally, and with
It's tonic ingredients strengthening the
Among it's strongest supporters are Mr..
John Graveline Of 9s Milwaukee Ave.
Detroit !, Mich, Mr.. J. a. Vernon Of Okla
homa CITY and thousands of others. It
cents and one dollar d bottle, or il y. YOU u
want to try it first a free sample bottle
can be obtained by writing the doctor.
Caldwell, 2o1 Caldwell building, Month
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
kausas Athletes lnmodest?

The authorities at the University OF
Kansas are on the warpath. They
have started a crusade against i'm
modest, and, as d result, the basket
ball players in the future must cover
up their bare legs when appearing III
public. They claim that the short
pantaloons will not be tolerated, and
. rupture between the students and
the regents is threatened
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Digging Spruce Gum.

There will be a crusade in spruce
gum digging in the Maine woods this
winter About twenty men will leave
SkoWhegan within a short time to be-
gin gum digging operations near Jack
man. Gum has grown scarce in the
last few years and the demand is so
great that it has become business to
many Maine men. Last year James
Carey, Frank Croning and Joe Cass
dug 1900 pounds and sold it all in
Maine. It is estimated that from So
900 to 100000 pounds will be dug this
season. --Kennebec lMe.) Journal.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Very Tortuous Indeed

The late Hugh ]. Grant of New
York once talked at a political ban
quet, about a noted corporation law
yer.
"oh, yes, he's a grand mind" he
said. "A grand legal mind. He's got
the most, tortuous mind in America"
Mr.. Grant shook his head.
"A tortuous mind indeed he re-
peated. why, if he swallowed a
nail, he'd bring up a screw,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

trailian, were passed upon, and one
notable one was rejected. That was
the 1000 yards, the time being IS
minutes and Is seconds. There was
not much question that the Austral-
ian did the time correctly enough,
and there was no doubt as to the abil-
1ty OF the timers and the honesty of
the other officials, but still the rules
with regard to record breaking were
not observed, consequently Beaure-
paires great effort was consigned to.
the junk pile.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
cRAWLEY HAS QUIT MARooNs
Former Football Captain and Track
Star Leaves Chicago School to
Learr Spanish Abroad.

Capt. "Bill' Crawley Of last falls
Maroon football team and star per
former in Midway track meets, an
nounced the other day that he would
not wear the Maroon colors during
the coming season. He has quit his
studies and will go abroad until next
fall, when he will return to the Mid.
way. He has planned to travel in
Spain and other European countries
for commercial house as a means
Of learning Spanish.
CraWley intends to finish his col
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
OWES
Her
HEALTH
To lydia E. PinkE1an1 d
Vegetable Compound
Seottyille, Mich So want to
you how much good LYdiaE. Pinkha

] Lydia E. Pink ha ms
V e ge ia Bile Com.
pound and Sanatiya
ash have done me-
q live on a farm and
have worked very
hard. [ am forty
five years old, and
am the mother OF
t thirteen children
Many people think
1T strange that i am
not broken d o IN
with hard work and
~ ! n -, j. r.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Careful Man.
city careful. is he ?''

Pretty careful, is he?n
Pretty careful He left a partly
smoked cigar in my Office the other
day, and little later sent his clerk
around after it,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
SHOE THAT WILL NOT SPIKE
Makes It Possible for Baseball Player
to Clutch Ground Firmly With
out Fear of lnjuring.

A new baseball shoe. designed to
prevent injuries by "spiking' yet EN-
bodying the feature that makes it's
possible for the wearer to clutch the
ground firmly In running, says Popular
Mechanics, has made its appearance
in Chicago and several other cities.
Instead of the present razor-like
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty disagreeable. You will be sur
prised to see how quickly Hamlins Wizard
Oil will drive. that stiffness out One
night, that's all.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy
Cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Whooping
Cough and al throat and lung troubles AT
druggists, 25e, SOC and Sl.00 per bottle.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. Constipation is the cause of many
diseases. Cure the cause and you cure
the disease. Easy to take.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Important TO Mothers

When the millennium comes there
will be schools to which janitors and
railway porters will be sent to learn
something about ventilation.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Itch Cured In 30 Minutes by Woosford's
SanitaryLotion.N Never falls At druggists
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Young Friend What's this? "a so
horsepower?
Motorist-oh, no! It's only a IL.
You might judge by the size.
Young Friend went by the
strength of the smell!
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Naturally.

Does your husband go in for golf o.
asks the caller.
No." she answers. HE goes out
for it.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

The life absolutely sincere to the
best it knows is the best sermon any
can preach.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
The Scorcherss Fate.

The Cannibal King See here, what
was that dish you served up at lunch?
The Cook-steWed cyclist, your ma
jesty.
The Canniba1 knight tasted very
burnt
The Cook Well, he was scorching
when we caught him, your majesty
Sketch.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

lege course at the university next
year. His loss leaves the Maroon
track team with dearth of point win
ners in the high jump, shot put and
hurdles. He will be eligible for the
team next winter and spring.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamrna-
hon. aHays pain, cures wind collie, CSC q bottle
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZ0N ONT
MENI fails TO cure any case of Itching, Blind,
bleed1ng or Protruding Piles in to IA days. SOC.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

TO CUKE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Ouinine TabIets
i3TTugg1sts refund money IL 1t fails to cure. e. w
GRoVES signature is on each boz. Csc.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Most concerts are all right, if there
are no cats in them.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Love making is one kind OF cold
weather picnic
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

A woman's idea Of a great fnancier
is man who can straighten out her
expense account
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Even stingy man 1oosens up when
asked for advice.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Cures Through the Blood lSg ) }
Illness at the Zoo.

Illness at the Zoo.
An unexpected result of the Portu-
guese revolution was the indisposition
OF the animals ct the Lisbon zoologi-
cal gardens. They all became Ill, hav-
ing been so alarmed by the lombard
ment that they refused to eat and
drink.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Some men borrow trouble and some
buy it by the bottle.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
Eliminate Swimming Record.

At recent meeting of the Amateur
Swimming Association Of England
long string of records made this year
by Frank 3. Beaurepaire, the Aus
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11
TO DRIVE OFT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
a dak9 the enS 9Id standard GROVES TAsTELESs
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
SHOWING 1t Is simply Quinlne and Iron In taste
less FORM Tine Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up tine system Sold By an
dealers for 80 Yeats Price 60 cents '#s55-.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1911-03-11

Chain Clutches Instead Of Spikes.

spikes, a slack chain is attached to
the three corners Of metal plate
which is riyeted to the ball and heel
of the shoe.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Hot Weather Drinks.

For refreshing drinks for the
hot days, any of the acid fruits
will be found quite as agreeable
as lemons. If syrup is made
from the sugar and added to the
juice of the fruit, it will give a
much smoother taste to tn e
drink than the crude sugar.
One should be sparing of the
sweets, but generous with the
fruit juices. 1t IS easier to add
than to take from, and half a emp
full of sweet should be enough
for quart of liquid. For sher-
bets or ice water, two thirds of
a cupful Of sugar may be used
to one pint of fruit juice, and an
ice served as a last course should
be sweeter than when served
with the game course under the
name of punch.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
A Paying Craft.

Judging from saleries paid to
officials of the Woodmen of the
World, we should say tits a good
thing to be an official of the craft.
The Sovereign Commander Root
gets S12, 800 per annum; Advisor
Razier, $500; Sovereign Clerk
Yeates, SO, 900; b. Ward Jewell,
chairman of the finance commit
tee, $500; Sovereign Banker
Morris Sheppard, So, 600, and the
attending delegates get sleeping
car fare and 10 cents a mile one
way and a per diem of $12 per
day. From these substantial
salaries, it is clear that to be a
Woodman means something 9th
er than the social pleasure Incl
dent to the order. Sulphur
Springs Gazette.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Brain Leaks.

Money will purchase trucking
but never loyalty.
Those of us who do not need a
balance wheel need an accelera.
tor.
You can never make q suffer
ing man believe that any WON
an feels as cool as she always
looks this kind of weather.
Talk about the good old days"
Just remember, Mr.. Office Man,
that your grandfather couldn't
work under the inspiration of an
electric fan.
If you are built right some
thing comes along to cheer you
up just about the time you have
made up your mind that the
world is going to the demnition
bOWWOWS.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Will the Saloon Take Warning.

This paper is not party to the
plea for state wide prohibition.
It's concern is for the great bat
tie to be fought in defence of hu-
man rights and the countrys
honor in 1912, and its warfare
on the saloon in politics is Incl
dent to that campaign, and can
not be avoided. Tens of thous
ands of men who have never
been State wide Prohibitlonists,
rather than see the predatory
liquor interests, i'm alliance with
other special interests, herding
four thousand saloonists and an
almost innumerable horde OF
morbid saloon habitues in etfec-
tual control of Texas politics
through a corrupt machine,
would prefer to see State. wide
prohibition. VIII the saloon
take warning State Democrat.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
A HOPEFUL MESSAGE TO SCALP
SUFFERERS AND MEN WHO'S
HAIR IS THINNING

Dandruh now-bala later. The same
is true of scalp diseases. In fact bald
ness is scalp disease. The trouble
with the greasy salyes and lotions, the
so-called jandruE and scalp cures you
have tried SO far is that they don't do
anything but temporarily relieve the
itching and cake the 1andruh so it
does mt fall until it dries out again.
Nothing can cure-reslly cure such
troubles but real scalp medicine that
will kill the germs causing dandruti and
scxlp disease.
Learning from leading fellow drug
gists throughout America tina, they h al
found whirlwind cure for dsndruf.
eczema and all diseases of the skin and
scalp the RexaIl Drug Stor. On proving
TO the Laboratories compromising the
treatment that 10 - the most promi-
nent drug store M The city secured the
agency for the remedy, This remedy
is ZEdO. the clean. liquid preparation
that kills the germ Of disease and IF
Mo SOAP 10 wash The scalp or skin
clear and clean % the dzndrui, or scsl.
aud by lie annsepuc qualities sootne
aud heal
Sold and guaranteed by druggists
every~ here AMI la Jefferson BY the
ReXsli Drug Store
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Everybody Loves Dixie.

1t has often been remarked
that the familiar air of Dixie"
will elicit more applause here
than any other piece of music
that may be performed. A medly
of national or patriotic airs will
usually contain Dixie" and
that particular tune will be gree
ted with a degree of applause
that quite throws everything else
in the shade.
The fact is attributed to the
southern sentiment, but it is far
from correct. The northern
soldier sang Dixie" and march
ed TO Dixie" in the great cam
paigns. Every union band used
to play it and every union sol
der has lightened the knapsack
and requirements by joining in
the lively tune with his comrades.
Besides this Dixie" is a lovely
bit of music, and in the opinion
of eminent composers is superi
or 10 almost all the national airs
of the world-conspicuou sly tC
those Of this country.
Don't let anybody make you
belive that only southeners and
southern sympathizers love Dix
ie. New York Herald.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Makes Appeal To Voters.

Waco, Texas, June 29.-To the
Voters of North and West Texas
For several years comfy after
county in Texas has gone dry
and as they have done SO the
lawless element of these coun-
ties have moved to the wet coun-
ties to continue their lawlessness.
Among the better class Of our
citizenship prohibition senti-
ment has made wonderful gains,
but the lawless element you have
sent to us, still holds the balance
of power, so that we have not
been able to vote the saloon out
locally. Come out and help us
on July %. Moreover you have
barterd your State Option" in
the choice of officials for local
option" for il a State election,
while you are trying with what
light you have to decide what
State officer suits you, the sal
oons in many large cities are
busy handing out to their special
friends official ballot" marked
by the Model License Leagne"
selecting every officer who has
anything whatsoever to do with
law enforcement Any respec-
table looking man can divide the
respectable vote of the State if
he is reasonably intelligent and
apparently honest, hence the sa-
loon elects many of our State of
flcials. You have local option"
so far as liquor selling at your
door is concerned, but your
State option" is gone. Secure
both by voting for amendment
on July %, thus breaking the
most giagantic and corrupt po-
itical machine the State of Tex
as has ever known.
Not only will you thus help us
and yourselves, but you will re-
move the saloon further from
your door and make your prohi-
bition laws more effective.
CRATE DALTON.
County Chairman, McLennan
County.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07

Go to Allen Urqunsr's drug store
and buy bottle of b, b. b. Botanic
Blood Balm.) 1t will purify and enrich
your blood and build up your weakened.
brokendown system. b. b. b, is guar
anteed to cure all blood diseases and
skin humors, such AZ
Rheumatism. Eating Sores,
Syphilitic Blood Poison,
Catsrrh,
Eczema.
Itching Humors.
Risings and bumps,
Bono Pains,
Pimples. Old Sores,
Scrofula or Kernels,
Superating Sores. Boils, Carbuncles
b, b. b. cures all these blood troubles
by killing the poison humor and ex-
polling it from the system. b. Is, b. is
the only blood remedy that can do this
therefore it cures and heals all sores
when all else fails. 81 per large bottle,
with directions for home cure. Sam
pie free by writing Blood Balm Co.,
Atlanta, Ga.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
HENRY v. GRADY ON THE LIQUOR TRAFFIC.
From Willis Point Chronicle.

the mortal enemy TO peace and
order: the destroyer of man and
the terror of women: the cloud
that shadows the. face of child
rem: the demon that has dug
more graves and sent more souls
enshrined to judgment than all
the pestilences that have wasted
life since God sent the plague to
Egypt or all the wars that were
waged since Joshua stood before
Jerico.
Oh, my countrymen. loving
God and humanity-do not bring
this grand old city again under
the domain of that power. 1t
can uplift no industry, revive no
interest, remedy no wrong.
You know that it cannot. 1t
comes to destroy, and it shall
profit mainly by the ruin of your
sons or mine. 1t comes to mis-
lead human souls and to crush
human hearts under it's rumbl-
ing wheels. 1t comes to bring
gray haired mothers down in
shame and sorrow to their graves
1t comes to change the wife's
love into despair and her pride
into shame. 1t comes to still
the laughter Of the lips of little
children. 1t comes to stitie all
the music of the home and fill it
with discOrd and desolation.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07

Under the laws of Texas the
University of Texas can give nc
specific instruction in religion
1t has daily chapel services;
many of its professors are Sun
day school teachers and instrc-
tors of Bible classes in the city;
but the institution itself is re-
quired by law to stand for the
separation of Church and State.
There is, however much religi-
Gus work done in more or less
direct connection with the insti-
tuition The Unworthy has a
large and active Young Women's
Christian Association and the
number of Young Mems Christ
ain Association men attending
Bible classes, according to the
Secretary for the United States
in an article published in the
May Century" in 1910 is ex-
ceeded at only one university
in the United States. The re-
port of the Young Mems Chris
tian Association of Texas, deal
ing with the colleges of the
state having a branch of the AS
sociation, credits the University
of Texas with more than half the
Bible students in the Texas col
lepeS mentioned. The TJniverSi-
ty campus is surrounded by
university" churches whose
congregations are composed
largely of University teachers
and students. The new $S5, 900
Young Mems Christian Associa-
ton building, erected by private
subscription, many of which
came from the University COM
munity, is a result of the relgi-
Gus influences in the institution.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Watch Your Kidneys

Their action controls your health.
Read what Foley's Kidney Pills have
done for your neighbor. Mrs. II. w.
Allen; Quincy. ILL.,. says: About a
year ago my kidneys began bothering
me. had swelling in my ankles
and limbs, then headaches and ner-
vous dizzy spells. and later = severe
backsche. l was getting worse, when
l began taking Foley's Kidney Pills.
kept on taking them until | WAS once
more free of all kidney trouble aud
suffering. | have great deal to thank
Foley Kidney Pills for and shall always
recommend them" Sold by Allen
trluhart
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1911-07-07
Escaped With His Life

"Twenty-one years ago | faced an
awful death" writes II Hartin. Port
Harrison, s g. Doctors said | had
tried everything l could hear Of. for
my cough, and was under the treat
ment of the bast doctor in Georgetown
s O., for over year, but could get no
relief A friend advised me to try DIR
Kings New Discovery. | did 80 and
WAS completely cured. | feel that |
owe my life to this great throat and
lung cure" Its positively gusran teed
for coughs, colda and all bronchial
affections. SOC and 81. Trial bottle
free at w J Sedberry's.