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Evening journal., 1911-01-13
White Sale Prices in Mems Furnishings
2O npr cent Reduction on Wool Underwear

Mems natural wool Underwear, single breasted
Shirts and Drawers. Regular price 75c. White
Sale Price ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ........ .DOc
Mems natural wool Underwear, single breasted
Shirts and Drawers. Regular Sl.00. White Sale
Price Observation-Disclosures. SOc
Mems natural wool Undershirts, double breasted.
Regular Sl.00. White Sale Price .........!. soc
Mems natural wool Underwear, Collins make;
single breasted Shirts and Drawers. Regular price
$l25. White Sale Price ..................SlO
Mems natural wool Underwear, Glastonbury
make single breasted Shirts and Drawers Regu-.
lar Sl50. White Sale Price ............. .$l2O'
Mems natural wool Undershirts, Collins make.
double breasted. Regular Sl.50 White Sale
price Observation-Disclosures. ................ Sl.ZO
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Infants Dresses, made of Lawn
and Nainsook; trimmed with lace
and embroidery; sizes months. I
and years ............5 5Oc TO S4.OO
Misses and Children's Muslin
Skirts, trimmed with cluster tucks,
lace and embroidery; prices,
25c to $500
Children's Muslin Drawers, trim
med with cluster tucks, lace and
embroidery; we'll shaped; pair
10c to 75c
Children's Lawn and Silk Bon
nets ...-..-.-.. ....... .lOc 70 Tz.UJ
Children's Muslin Skirts, cluster
of tucks; to Ia years ........3 35c
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Gowns, cambria or nainsook; pretty
styles, in round, square or high
necks; embroidered or tucked yokes
$1.O0
Gowns, hand embroidered; fine
nainsook; low neck,
SLIGO TO $3.50
Skirts cambria; ruffle of hem
stitched tucks, lace insertion and
edge or embroidery; dust rufle, 81
Skirts, cambria; very good quality;
slightly mussed; deep flounce of en-
broidery or lace; regular $500 to
SZ.5O; special ............... Sl.49
Other styles from 50 to S5
Drawers, cambric; rufle of hem
stitched tucks ......... .25c
Drawers, flounce of lace or en-
broidery insertion and edge; value
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Children's and Misses White Buck
skin Shoes; special for Saturday
only; sizes to IL, $3.50; sizes II l-2
TO 2, $500.
Children's and Misses Gun Metal
Shoes, B width; sizes 8 IL to If,
$1.S0; sizes If i-2 TO ?, $500; we're
s2.35 and $3.50
Boys dull leather Shoes, sizes 9 TO
l3 l-2, $L25 and $1.50; sizes to
l-2, special $l.50.
Boys Tan Russia Calf Shoes;
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
MuSIinS--PriCes Attracting
Attention

Be sure and get some of our IL
yards for S1.0O, SO inches wide,
bleached Muslin.
II yards unbIeached, 80 inches,
for S1.00
We would advise you to take ad-
vantage of the above.
10 pieces Of beautiful, lightweight,
pure Linen, in white; 30c values; cuts
of 10 yards tomorrow will be sold
for, per yard ........... 25c
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Domestic Department

We know you are interested in
Ginghams; in fact, we think everyone
is from the way ours are selling, and
they should, as our styles and quality
are the best Anderson's .25c
Think of it. Why pay more?
Other prices, SC, Sc, 1Oc, II 1-2c,
15c.
Try and arrange to be here to-
morrow.
1000 pieces best Percale .12 1-2c
We do not handle the cheap ones
they being very thin.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Ladies Hosiery Department
White Sale Prices

Ladies full fashion Hosiery, medium black
cotton; regular 25c. White Sale Price. l9c
Ladies full fashion embroidered Hosiery.
Regular 25c. White Sale Price 1Sc, pairs
for soc
Ladies fast black cotton Hose, with all
white foot. Regular IL l-2c quality White
Sale Price Observation-Disclosures. lOc
Ladies fast black cotton Hose. Regular
12 lie quality. White Sale Price, 10c, 3 pairs
for Observation-Disclosures. 25e
Ladies full fashion, embroidered Isle Hos
iery. Regular soc. White Sale Price 35c,
pairs for ..............-...... .S100
Ladies all-silk Hosiery, in black only; our
regular SOC quality. White Sale Price .39c
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
SSSy>s s. :, : - xz9yB y
BargainS--Too Mild Word for Tomor-
rows Offering in Our Shoe Depart
ment.

sizes ? l-2 to 5 l-2; $3.50 value, spe-
cial, $1.S0.
women's gun metal and colt skin
Shoes, $500 to $500 values; dis
continued lines; special, $3.50.
women's Patent Colt Skin But
ton Shoes; made by Rice and Hutch
ins the advertised Mayfair; $500
line; special $l.90, great bargains.
women's glazed kid, dull and
shiny leather Shoes, broken sizes,
$500 to $500 values; special $l.6O
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Mems natural wool Underwear,
Collins best grade, single breasted
Shirts and Drawers. Regular Sl.75
White Sale Price ....... .Sl.4O
Mems natural wool Undershirts,
double breasted. Collins best grade.
Regular $500. White Sale Price,
S1.60
Mems natural wool Underwear,
Glastonbury best grade, single
breasted Shirts and Drawers. Regu-
lar $500. White Sale Price, VI go
Mems fleece lined, High Rock
MAKE Shirts and Drawers. Regular
soc. White Sale Price .. 4Oc
Mems peeler ribbed Underwear.
Shirts and Drawers. Regular SOC.
White Sale Price .............4 .4Oc
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Our Infants Department
Very Much in Evidence

Children's Muslin GOWNS, 4 to
Ia years ...........--..... .JOc
Infants Long Slips, trimmed with
lace and embroidery, SOC to Si.OO
All our White Bearskin Goats re-
duced in price.
Short Nainsook Dresses, 6 months,
I and years; special ....... .25c
Sleeping Drawers, made of outinS
flannel, with and without feet,
25c and SOC
Children's White Fur Sets at re-
duced prices.
Infants hand knit Socks and
Bootees ............... 10c to SOC
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

ance, you may get
of embroidery, both having stiff
collar and cuffs, broken sizes.
Lingerie Waists Of both batiste
and fine lawn, daintiiy trimmed with
Val. lace and embroidery, buttoned
back, sec; value SIPS.
White bstiste lingerie waists $1.25,
usual price, $3.50, entire front of
imitation baby Irish. Mostly large
sizes.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Tailored Waists for 49c that
measure. up TO the $l.OO and Si25
idea of value. White linene with
stiff collar and cuffs, patch pocket,
Gibson pleat, over shoulder, sizes
81 to Al bust.
Tailored Waists for 75c of $3.50
value. Two distinct styles, one
strictly tailored, other with panel
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

A sale of white and coIors, too,
Stamps of pink and stamps of blue,
Goods we sell being all that's new,
The stamps we cheerfully give to you.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Mems Wright's Health Underwear.
Regular Sl.00. Special White Sal
IllSC fDN
Mems plested bosom Shirts, cuffs
attached; neat black stripes and =
ures. Regular Sl.0O. White Sale
Price ............... 15c
Mems Negligee Shirts, cuffs at
tached; neat patterns. Regular Si.00.
White Sale Price ....... 75c
Mems white, hemstitched Hand
kerchiefs. Regular lSc; for soc.
White Sale Price, II lie, for 25c
Mems white Isle Suspenders. Reg
ular 25c. White Sale Price 49,. l9c
Mems white cotton, hemstitched
Handkerchiefs. Regular l0c 1e
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
In the Art Department

This place looking for OF linen drawn
saoped edge Doiles
ee reduced prices.
work. 6 and 20 For this sale $l25
$3.50 and S75 24nch Squares $3.50
at ...... ...... ............ $500
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Special Sale in Our Attractive
Basement for Saturday

National Carpet Sweepers, ono of
the best sweepers made; regular
price $500 and $3.50. Only few at
this price ......,. .A.......... Sl.0O
Special sale of Brooms in one OF
the best makes. Regular soc; spe-
cial Observation-Disclosures. 3ic
Glass Wash Boards. Regular price
SOC; special ................. 3yc
Bath Seats, hard maple seats with
rubber ends. Regular $l.0O; spe-
cial ..........s.......s. 69c
Evening journal., 1911-01-13


pleasing Tomorrow we will have OF
goods to be had in sets; also in yarc
Sets-Cloth 8ix90, $40 value,
Ss.75; Napkins, p i-2x22 l-2, $3.50
value $3.50. Sets-cloth, l0xl0
$3.50 value, $500; napkins, 22x22,
81 value, $500.
Many patterns to select from.
Other prices in napkins and cloth,
S3.75, 81, $3.50. S..
YARD GOODS.
Sl.50 value .@l-zo
SIPS value ..........S .Sl.OO
Our dollar special is very at
tractivc and good
75c and 85c value, CSC.
For tomorrow only.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

dTTIu7I HHVH oHIVl al 0VTH6 UTV 0VoI
goods
Other prices, 25c, 4Oc, soc and 60c
per yard.
White goods in great variety,
sheer and beautiful Persian lawn,
II 1-2c TO Soc.
India Linen, 10c TO SOC.
Paris Muslin, 40c, SOC, 75c, 81.
Organizes, 25c, 4Oc, SOC, 75c, S1.00.
Batiste in mercerized, 30c, f0c, 15c,
SOC, 6Oc, 75c.
In plains 30c, i0c, SOC, 60c.
White linen, all widths, SO inches
to 2 - yards wide. Prices from 20c
to Sl.50 per yard; both in heavy,
medium and light weight.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
JeweIry! JeweIry!

This always takes the eye of our
lady patrons. We have a very fine
assortment of white stone Jewelry,
Brooches, Bar Pins, Hat Pins and
La Walters.
Brooches, bow knot patterns, SOC
values, for acknowledgements. .25c each
Bar Pins, 25c values, for 19c each
Hat Pins, Sl.25 values, 81 each
La Valiers, 81 values. S1.75 each
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Corset Department

We have many attractions here.
lust think of il, these beautiful goods
one-half their value.
White Shawls, Fascinstors and Ice
wool Shawls at half price, from
SOC TO $500
Children's Sweaters, in white, Ok
ford and cardinal, 6 to IL years. half
price, from ....... .$1.00 to $500
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Waists and Suits

If Waists list your ony will do you
this Lippineot waist For inst
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Spice Sets, Q glass jars on brass
frame, nickel plated. Regular $i.S0;
special ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .$l.OO
Brass lardinieres. Regular $500.
and $500; special $500. .$1.50, $2.25
William Penn Furniture Polish.
Regular SOC and 500 per bottle;
special ...........-...2 25c and SOC
Clothes Baskets, 75c, 9Oc, 81, $l.25
and S1.50.
Clothes Hampers, Sl.25 IN $4.0O
Shoppers in abundance, s25c to I5c.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Special for
White Sale
Ladies Knit Underwear
Department

Ladies white fleece lined Equestrian band, IM&&
ankle pants regular quality; white &3#W H&gM
Ladies white fleece lined Union Suits high WNMVK 4
long sleeve, ankle length v#AW III
ular SOO; white sale fSc WfR
Ladies Peeer fleece lined suit high neck, long W
sleeve ankle length and g. regular Si0O; white MA 1
price 75c #NM
Ladies ribbed, med WHMN
viii l9c tWz#ENCk
Ladies trimmed low sleeveless lace
yoke; regular 50c white sale price 35c; 3 for $LOO
Ladies lace trimmed and plain, low neck and sleeve
less regular 25c white sale price lSc; 3for SOC
Ladies plain shield regular u 2c white
1Oc. 3 for
Ladies band trimmed regular 29c white sale
price lSc
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Handkerchief

At this time of the year almost everyone looks
for a bargain. II doesn't matter how many band
kerchiefs we have, We can always find a for one
or two more. During our great holiday rush some
of our handkerchiefS we're musSed, not soiled.
Some arc plain linen, some are hand embroidered;
others have initials. All will be sold follows:
Women's Handkerchief
~ l-2c qualities at, each ...................9 &c
25c qualities at, each ...........-.......... .15c
SOC qualities at each ..................... .35c
In this sale we have not forgotten the little folks.
Colored bordered Handkerchiefs, SC each, for,
each OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .................. &c
Initial Handkerchiefs. Not all initials, Sc each,
Evening journal., 1911-01-13

Ruchng lengths Regular SOC quality special
o embroidered Galoons.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Music

Mr.. ]. E. Dempsey and Miss
Myrtle Booker of Philadelphia will
sing in the music department, both
afternoon and evening. They will
demonstrate the following new num-
berS:
Sweet Old Rose.
Gee, But the Moon Makes Me
Lonesome.
Tho Your Lips Belong to Others,
&c.
Can Feel Your Kisses Now.
If Any One Wants Sweetheart,
&c.
Kissing Rag.
Funny Rag.
Think 1t Over, Mary
Winter. hN
Oh, Mister Moon. OA
Candy Man.
Emmalina Lee.
Love Dreams.
Evening journal., 1911-01-13
Linen and White Goods

you and during
week good which satisfied will
pleasing Tomorrow linen all being the be
he in nsets.a also in vardpo
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-07-28
MOTHER, Wife, SISTER DAUGHTER

Look over your sons, husbands,
brothers. wardrobe, see what is lacking
whether il be Suit, Hat, Shoes, Shirt, I'm
dcrWear, Hose, Necktie, or SuSpenderS,
and hasten TO this most OppOrtune and
timely event, and fill up the Missing gap
when you can purchase here for about
One-half what you will have TO pay
later.
This sale continues but IS short
days, SO you will Have to Hurry.
He who hesltates is lost. Some other
time never comes for those who wait.
Don't dream away your present Op.
pOPtunity. Opportunity is knocking
at your door. Let i'd enter.
Nuf Sed
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-07-28

PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE THIS SAIF
with any other sale ever before present.
ed you
FOR this SALE WILL BE In A CLASS BY ITSELF
We are making strenuous efforts to
make this sale the most important ever
held i'm this town
PRICES WILL BE LOWER
In fact SO low that the goods will he
within reach of everyone, no matter how
limited your purse. Our guarantee be-
hind every statement
ONE PRICE TO ALL
and that one price for the next IS days
will be the lowest ever quoted on such
high class merchandise.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-07-28
CALDWELL. IDAHO

Opens the Greatest Public Sale
ever before presented to the
purchasing public of Caldwell
and vicinity. This sale without
a doubt will make a new record
i'm merchandising in this town.
Never before have such extra
ordinary price concessions
been made on such High Class
Merchandise. All consideration
of cost or loss cast aside in our
endeaVOr TO close out every
dollars worth of this seasons
stock. Every article in the
store cut to the bottom with eX-
ceptiOn of OVerallS. Many
Suits, Hats, Shoes and Furnish
ingS cut way below cost. A
WHOLE SALE SACAIFICE of eV-
cry dollars worth of merchan-
disc TO insure a speedy rid
dance. This sale is of too much
importance to you to allow it to
pass you by. We make no
idle boast when we say that the
prices are lower than anyone
has ever made in this town.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-07-28

ONE PRICE CLOTHIER
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1911-07-28

is the time TO purchase your late summer and
fail outfit. while you can purchase ii here for
about half OF what you will have to pay later
On---yOu can purchase here a Suit, Hat,
Shoes, Underwear, Shirt, Tie at a smaller cost
than what you have originally paid for your
suit. Do YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS SALE
MEANS TO YOU? HnOt then attend this sale
Saturday and every day SO long as ii cOntin-
dnueS and the low price on each article will
impress fOrcibly upon your mind the extra
ordinary and Immense saving TO be had. Don't
put Ii Off. Come early while you have a big
selection to choose from. Don't wait for the
last day or you will be the loser. Don't waste
your hard earned cash, but spend IL wisely,
spend ii well, spend it where il will do the
most good.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
ElcoMED BIZ MEN WHO
SMOKE

Partieuaar men who smoke realiss
Aow Offensive 10 people Of refinement
= . streng tpeseeo breath, and ASw
eb3sctiouahts 10 Themselves II thaa
-Aask heewn tas4sr In .ths nssth
aftef smoking.
Paxtins Totlet Antisep4ic u wsstA
II weight In gold for this purpose
alcne. just = httls In . glass of water
rinse The nouth and brush The tssth.
1Ae mouth h thoroughly dsodesissd.
The breath bseomss pure and sweet
anA delightful sense Of mouth clean
nnees replaces that dark brown 10
baooo tAsta.
Haxtins h Tar superior 70 hauBA IN
tlse1ties and Psroxids for III todlsl
a1A hyx1snic usss and may - oStain-
- Ct nv drug STORE rs and ~ bca
q sent postpaid upoa recslpt Il Dsics
~ TAs Paxtoa Totist Co. Bostoa.
MAss. 0soA for . frse sasADaA
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
KITCHEN coMvGM,GMcas.

-. 81 AnAA
sor tnose Wa nave 49, ~.
'noeA lot rseaDsA hote 49, 1.sN ~.
q paper taat - ssves ~.
veS ieis' are taAes q 80 -.
Inc neat ntle .ocesn - ~ !.
oa ne kltcnee ~ - .~
1spS = llI.N !. 80 a.. y ~
ane paced nsaf p los ro -
y = sosssa pysoesssss : - - 49,
sus91U fep,soe = -. -.
49,. - ~ ~ ~.
cnoses rsc'pse eedsa 70 yoW eoA y
eaf1AS = ~ ear 49, ~.
ss =. -. ~
NJ cioeAss Pm AZ pot into -
wmef oefone essns tesy
preak % easu!
TO remove dirt fTon1 yosess.n 49,
ead snks. dsmpea 2 esse1 = so ~.
Az rup over tas pssce6 wy
instantly dfsappees, ieevG - sur
iaes eleen ana rosoase
Ilps ~ NJ hss'seksspen
A taolsepooeiu q persnn oei va!n
. qunft q watef, boelanG suswed 70
eo0 aaui reasoeaoV - vS
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
ssy Dsans and Cow psas for HEM.

osy Beans and Cow Psas for Hens.
A most interesting Investigation r.
Gently conducted By The bureau OF ani-
NAL industry has had for its objsct
the determination Of the palatability
Of coy beans and COW peas a. . feed
for laying hens. Three pens wers
used. each receiving in addition "a
their mash grain feed composed n
the check pen Of equal parts Of
wheat and whole corn, and In the 9th
q pens COW peas and soy beans IN
plscs Of The wheat. After few day1
botA the COW peas and tho soy beans
were satsa readily aud apparently
rebshsd. Tho hens seemed to do
quite ~ well ON the COW peas or tAs
soy beans ~ On the ration containinG
wheat
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
street sayings Ar short, Lived.

street sayings Arr Short Lived.
II some London slang has n short
life. the street sayfngs- current for .
time pass away even more quickly.
Most Of these. such; - Has your
mother sold her manEie1' who shot
the dog?" and How are you on for
soaDf~ survive only in II. pages Of
contemporary novelists.
Some. however. have . long life.
"ppes your mother know ysxfs outf"
has been traced back to f3lo and may
possibly have been current before
then. Others are revived, with slight
alterations. Ten years ago rude little
boys would shout, 'Whsfe ala you
~ that hatr' whsA their grand
fathers would sxclaim. Whist! the
same old hail" And the sxpressfon
Of dissent emphasized nowadays By
mot in these trousefst" used to b
conveyed thirty pears ago BY the sas.
'.Not In these bostsf':-Londoa chren-
icle.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
Ry W. r. PuRDUE.)

By W. r. PUHDUE-)
Connning broody hens In . tight
soop without food or water for ssv-
eral days, a practicsd by some. will.
NJ doubt. break them, but when they
are released from their prison the
hens are nearer dead than alive and
In no condition to resume laying Inn
msdiatsly..
When hen farst becomes broody It
4 better to let her nit. for few days.
giving the hen Z rest and allowing
her system to recuperats and then
break her up.
Aftsr remaining on the nest two or
three days the hen may then BE- con-
Aned in an airy coop or pen. large
enough to admit Of exercise but free
frum anything Of which she could
make . nest.
Fesd her lightly and give her
plsnty Of water. 81
Another good jail for the broody
, hsn h . small coop with . Stat bot.
tom thruagA which the air can cir
culats.
A sitting hen must feel Tie sensa-
eioa Of warmth under her body when
she b o. ths nest else she viii soon
Eivs up ths WORK.
WAsa confined b . coop ssch q
nsatioasd and The coop - raised q
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

few inches from the ground the hen
win soon discover that 1t is tmpos-
sibls to import warmth to snything
and the broody fever will soon abats.
Wherever the hen 10 confined, how
ever. don't withhold food or water
and when released she will BE- ready
to commence laying again In . short
time.
FIT b not the intention to ret them
II don't pay to let the hroody hens
remain on the nests without attempt.
ing to break them mp.
II allowed to occupy the nests -
long - they are disposed they win
often sit for weeks and may not start
to lay again for several months.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

to tie vsshint Of deep gullies. Their
tunnels In danas and levees cause
many costly breaks. They ruin gar
dens and inJuire many field crops.
Besides all this. and probably ~. I'm
portant. ID tho damage they do To- fruit
and other trees.
While the pocket gopher no doubt
exercises choice In its diet. 1t Injuries
nearly all common kinds Of fruit trees.
It - said that on some parts Of the
Pacific slope gophers do not injure the
peach. but probably this ID because
better-lfked trees are available. It u
certain that the gopher Of the Mis-.
sissippi Valley often damages the
peach severely.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
the rsurn AsovT sLuusa.

Tatk Ne. I.
AvoiA liquid hiuing. Every drop q
water y adultsration. Hxif csnt's
worth a blue in large bottle nllsd
with water u sod for cents O. 10
cests in many places.
Always ne. RED CROSS BAG
BLUE, IL blue that's all blue. :. 4
large two.os. packass. an blus. sella
Spr esata q <-os. for 10 cents. d.
hGAts ~ laaa1rsss. At ALL coon
0HoCNA&
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

We are told that tho energy Of
Americana IL due to good food. Al.
yssi There II IN enormous amount
Of strength IN some Of the eggs ws
Neet-to say nothing Of the butter.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

Wa Ting Fang said he would come
baek to the Unitsd States In $50
yoara but II looks now - II he would
eans back this year. II 10 said he
Aas bssn rsappointsd minister to the
Unitsd States.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

Jsalossy A,nene Jsv.a.

The pasnacity md TIE nshtins eual.
tiles our race eviAcsd IN better timss
have dribbled into petty bicksriaEs
and puny wranGiinss bstwsan our.
selves. Every private among -
has not his marshal's baton IN his
knapsack-sveryons Of Ms has nas.
shafts baton In his hand. and tahes
care to wave It IN his eomrAls's fAce.
plying the old. old qusfy--who made
you = leader IN Israslf--Jsvish
Chronicle.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

TIE niiaois tadss who has issued
N Injunction against the braying Of
. nude At night evidently overlook
-, last that mule IL = stubborn ant
6al- We have no doubt that the
muls will kick.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

Another professor has proved that II
b possible to exist on one 13-csnt
meal day. While It may b. possible
the professor IL thus missing . lot Of
material satisfaction.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

There are % many pssss and peer
sssss In England that II b feared thsy
cannot al crowd Into Wsstminstsr
AMY o. tie sccasioa of The corona
tsea. WY not have ~ overflow
nsstAng1 TAsrs afs pisnty q ADsri.
eans Who woalA b ~ 70 pay wsll
~ ~ psivilsgs q attending Il
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

6oms Of the babies In Boston are
wearing cards reading: "Piease do not
kiss me-" We dislike to hazard .
guess why the Boston ladies don't
wear them. .
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

An English baronst II working - .
1anttor IN New York. Probably he was
% autocratic that they couldn't stand
him any longer 1t homo.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

Dr.. wilsy says thsss b potsoa IN
striped candy. Come TO think q II.
that Il The kind grandfaahsr ussd 70
buy for ~.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

lee d 70 cost moro. bat - Of rod
oAesf. There b no indioation that the
peies of Panama hats VIII b h.
eFeassd.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

Our rich men pay fortunes fos m
easat books and our poor men pay
comparatively large amounts Tor an
c3sat sggs.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

what Il your FIRST thought upon
awakening in the morning. asks IN
exchange. That we'll throw the alarm
clock ont Of the window.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

A French aviator announces that he
viii ny mp Broadway In New York
Probably tt.s quickest means Of st
ting away from Wall street.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

A taxicab ooncssn has gone broke In
Chicago because NJ customers won't
pay their bills. Great u Chicasoi i
can blur even : taxicab ehaufsus.
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

Why Il II that = man can ut IN day
fishing without getting nibbls When
he gets ndssts II hs has to sit aftssr
minutes In church,
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15
EZ{eFf6nEN
5@as.E

~ yours ossigusd:
The -. psrtsction Of ths nAkeFs @aad:
Heaven drew out ali ths 0ee4 to- ~
and jsft yser Dress hsaiad
isi 1a -DgyooA
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

T i6 PiAAIN that religion VII
- not thrive with . bad stomach
and that poor cooking will show itself II
wrstchsd feelingA
The Meeker herald., 1911-07-15

The graduates Of 1911 are now 1t
work In their tooms bstwsen games
putting ON pApsF the solutions Of
some Of tho most psrplsxing problems
Of our civilization.