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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
Gems Of Wit Wisdom and Eloquence
LAMENT OF CARDINAL WOLSEY


Farewell a long farewell, all my greatness!
This is the state of man; today he puts forth
ne of hopes; tomorrow blossoms,
And bears his blushng honors thick upon him.
The third day frost, killing frost
And--whea he thinks. good easy man full surely
His greatness is a-ripening nips his root,
And then he falls. as do. / have ventura,
Like little wanton boys that swim oil badders
This many summers in OF glory,
But beyond my depth; my high-bown PRIDE
At length broke under me. and now has left me-
Weary and old with service, to the mercy
OF a rude stream, that must for ever hide me-
Vain pomp and glory of this world. hate ye;
feel my heart opened q. how wretched
Ia that poor man that hangs princes favors.
There is, betwixt that smile we would aspire to-
That sweet aspect OF princes ana the'r ruin
More pangs and fears than or women nave;
And when he falls he falls like Lucifer-
hope again.
Cromwell did not think TO shed tear
all my miseries: but thou hast forced me-
Out of the honest truth, to play the woman
Let's dry eyes: and thus far near me, Cromwell;
And-when am forgotten. as snail De-
And sleep in dull, cold marble. where no mention
OF me more must be heard of--say taught thee
Say wosey. that trod the ways OF glory
And sounded all the depths and shoals OF honor
Found a way out OF his wreck, TO rise In;
a sure and safe one, though thy master missd It,
Mark but my fall and that that ruin me-
Cromwell charge thee. fling away ambition;
BY that sin fell the angels how can man. then,
The image of his Maker, hope TO win by itF
Love myself last cherish those hearts that hate thee
Corruption wins not more than honesty
Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace
To silence envious tongues. BE just and rear not;
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be tiny countrys
Thy Gods and truths then IL thou fallst oCromwell,
Thou fallst blessed martyr! Serve the KING
And-prithee lead me in;
There take an inventory OF all nave,
To the penny; tits the kings; my robe
And my integrity TO heaven, is all
| dare now call my own. Cromwell. CROMWELL
Had but served my God with half the zeal
I served my king. he would not in mine age
Have left naked 30 mino enemies
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

Wiling anyway dis treaty was Will
france aud was iergely arranged by
nc. Berinmin Franklin. ne liFsl
American minister 10 Parir aiif Iuund
9Th na,ioas 20 common cause against
England In Gaze % war, a provision
that CommsudeI sins of e. : s, Min.
ncso;a scems TO have ONef1ooke't
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

ing 10 present Gus
toms, was with y
nation with \Whhc6
II had NOT had sny
trouble, Probably
lbs a good thing
for u young na,iQn
To get intO prac-
tice making trea'
les With i,s friends
because ics enc
mics do no, feel
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
OBSERVATIONS

sOms,hins like millions and
Astors position enabled her TO wear
n-a This excite surpr typical Of hu-
MRS .e"' the escenon
to- 70 in their VIII Be
Of pompous respectable successful
they have -
s: big business Soass'
r ses,s..1. : ''s =
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.H.w. pSisa '@Gsa 70
man ~ a., s ,,., !.
siren and selfish to hope for IT.
The Telegraph legislation alton
sS % @ 1s s power embryo
ons ALI @an IN ar an Ts ao
ss% $ 4. :s.ss ssss
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sas s s s4s 4s os Which n they es
The type sleeping with its
ss%'5 %;% : ST:
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cabins sn little Ss,'n
and 70 ns aa sS % sRans r1 a
car the limited soss ss s h si BERLIN %
toilet supplied
supplied
possibility the OF
either
a spirit
pubic De
consde
PDs p ~ns n p
all
ln----H
command the attention OF
n 1t
because 1t looks the
/. things
The
pennies
household
thanth of a
We NEAR and
with and paupe
saving a
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

Ger. CronJe, Famous Soldier, DEAD,
KI.ERkSDORP, Transvaal, Feb, o.
seen, Pletrus Arnoldus Cronie. hero
OF MaJHba Hill, Aloddcr River, Magere-
foniein and PaardeDerg, Is dead. lie
died ON his old estates, whence he
was taken by the Boer war 10 spend
dreary eSils I'm 81. Helena, TO come
10 the United States a broken man of
20, aud TO return, honored and piais-
ed. 20 the lands which the British
Government restored 10 him.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
a WolI.Done Job.

Is she well married."
Il should say so She's been trying
for years 10 gct divorce and cant
yllos4on Transcript
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

A tiny litile woman
Rules the biz ses;. strongest man
She bulidozes and bosses him
Explain a " you can.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
WHY PAY RENTi

The World today offered a 7f'ze
for the best article dealing with the
experience of its readers in home
building
The prize was won by E. c
Blomeyel, a resident Of CharlestOwn,
Missouri, whose article we would like
to have you read.
Here il is:
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{ To be continued
The Particulars.

yes" said the clerk, as he dipped
his pen In the ink and prepared to oil
out the blank. You name, please
Amelia Whlpple,on.'
"NatlonniiN?'
American"
Married or unmarried?'
"Both-twice. Chicago Record
Herald.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
Is An Easy Matter
or i Man To Own His
Home. -WHY PAY RENT
We Reprint a Prize-WinnIns Article
On This subject-Resd "; See
How Easy 1t is. and
Own YOUR Home.

NJ seemed far away as the mountains
commenced keeping house some
TO thinking that
borrowed Of money with which 70 oud mere houses
There mus. be money made IN renting
ooery people night did figuring
$500 to bud the lot was worth
at six per cent
letting de more than fifteen pc
paying szoo Even after
ountns OF his taxes Insurance pkesp and 50 on we were Pans nm
Rsnt then and .re we seeded 'h
hvero0m cottage reason
lily offered for $3.50
ap"9 .0s 1900 J os.s that we would pay EIGHT per
$50 the principal every six onthsh
bothered with monthly payments We bought the house
After we had been year our
M outlay the had been ss1e
Ills included for the
ep and repairs than
the before Our average monthly disbursement Tor the
Sc and $40 applying on the deb
So all for tn previous year. Besides we were living
better house satisfaction owning
into account when eonsd
sInc renting ownership
larger town. Our teme in the smaller
$40 month and being
would landlords profits we purchased
$500 with interest at seven per
r place SIS
he smaller town
red We sold f place Tor 800 profit instead o. psns on our ono
bought Two lots good To-
for $780, paying dn the cash e:a vet from the
disposed
finish
s ,s much nor ,rs i had been n.n were were mar
naturally all, doubtful
IS would have ever having
iust IKE We want it, we mad not had the mortgage an
staring ali the compelling
W. are now IN the sixth year Of occupied
year which
bodunent our Ideals. Al
ush thoroughly
fair
other
$500 them adjoining
sold $4,000 OF
"modn improvements" but the
b not quite as husky was and every twelve months
relapse worrying has been
added
.ay
snire together with the
and and should emebered that
landlord only all
a nsreiy ordinary
hs could without
troubls incidental ownership.
Owning Isndo'es
depreciation" excepting busAboo, which
NJ appreciation prop.ry
the q the As incentive
Is nothing better
Then there that satisfaction and pride 81 being
being potter
knowing every
Improvement adding dollars
property, day. ethns even though
hreroom cottage with hardly than
rsad--but will be "home"
The Times this article the World To-Day
Times city
The Times if for progress
II conditions people it equality for
the people it wants them to be healthy and
For IL has been pleading urging begging welfare
Detroit city of payers city
Ing, therefore this newspaper would o
A city Of homecoming people toward progress
The who looks upon the roof of the
say THAT nine citizen for the fact
His interest in his city deeper.
His love of state is greater.
His patriotism is the highest.
he likely right OWNS is at staS
THE INTEREST OF THAT HOME
There be exactly the inspiration for the no
lowing
The Times believes the first of the majority
<oes pays not good czt
AZ that
hIs DOES contend that the any good
rent steps into HIS OWN, a BETTE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
TODAY IN HISTORY.

Feb, 6, iITS, the United states o;
America entered into the first treaty,
Nyhirh aOt acp0Tdf
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
The lnltlstIve.

You want a law passed You get
small percentage OF peop,e 10 sign
petition. Thcp ali the people vote
on the law--or instruct the lesisla.
sure. or congress 10 do So
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

when he was prattlins at the Guild
bali,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

Getting above Your business ~ bad.
both for YOU and the business.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06

n youn frankly join the national
proaressives. r. r., and march In the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
MOST ANYTHING.
Josballey,

Joebaiiey,
Senator Bailey OF Texas had prac-
iIcsIly nothing wien ne went TO tho
scnate. Nov he's The owner nf nun
Ircds OF fine holSes and Is wo Tn Il
million dollars CO more. Where'd he
Cet IL:
The man who cannot take a joke
A fearful bore has grown
pnt worse il he WHO takes your Joke
Aud sells /, as his own.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-02-06
6TA@sf7sv@YasxNsn@
u fM!||,EI!Mlss * 9y12M

Official records of congress, Mr.. Kerby
has his vindication.
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Record
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-20

ONE CENT A WORD RATEs-One cent a word a day; no ad. tnl<en for less than 25c for first inser- ton. Cash must accompany order.
 WANTED-SITUAT UATIONS ED@SGtuaf7on as 6ooRKeepeT. time keeper or pay roll clerk; years exper- fence; married: can furnish bond and reference. prefer mine or construction work. Address N-72, care Age-Herald.
 10-19-2t EXPERIENCED young lady stenos- Tapher wants stenographic work for several hours during day. Address M-2 care Age-Herald. 10-l9--; LADY stenogro pher wants position; ref erenees gwen Address 937 South 17th street, Bell phone 4331-J 10-l9-2t YOUNG lady stenogTapher, experienced m law CT lumber, desires position; best references furnished. Address P-72, care Age Herald 10-19-2t WANTED-Position of some kind by man of D, who has experience in shoe. 1ry goods and grocery store. and also nave some knowledge of bookkeeping. Must have work at once of some kind. Ad- dress N-7s, care Age-Herald lo-ls-2t CORPORATION accountant with exten- sive experience will be open for en- gagemeut November 1 as office mana ger or auditor. mining or manufacturing preferred; best Birmingham references and bonds Address X-9, care Age-Her- aid. 10-15-9t-su-w fri WANTED-Situa by young man of q as boollkeeper shipping clerk. collector or general office work: have had eX- pelience in the commission. packing house. freight and express business. Address B-73, care Age-Herald.
 1o-20-2t LADY wishes position as stanosrapher and cashier: also general office wori5. Has good education. Bell phone 32A, Peoples 2456 1o-20-2t
 FOR RENT
 FOR RENTlChoice cottage. modern conveniences. 6o2 North 18th street. IT, D. smith. POS Hood Bldg. 10-1S-5t FOR KENT-Nine room house, modern conveniences, hot and cold water, fur mace and fireplace in each room: cleo tric and gas light. Rent $50 per month. Apply on premises, 1512 sth ave, north, or 1921 Second ave. S-19-fri-su-tu-tf SEVEN room cottage, modern, in fine condition, and arranged splendidly for families good neighborhood, near in; immediate possession. 9O2 18th street. south 10-1S-3t- we fri-su A TEN room boarding house cheap; full of good paying boarders parties leaving city by November l. Call Peo- ples phone 93l Main. l0-lS-3t-eod FOR RENT-Elegantly furnished cottage. 1-1- f1rb aN-enle SO1lth
 MONEY TO LEND
 MONEY loaned saiaried people. women keeping house and others without SC. curi.y; cheapest rates; easiest pay ments; offices in 66 principal cities: save yourself money by getting my terms first D. H. Holman, room 40l Farley Bldg. 1-1-1y REAL estate loans to suit you in amount. terms and interest: can pay back monthly or yearly; will take second mortgage. John w. Prude. 106 North 21st street. Bell phone 24o 1o-1s-tf MONEY TO LEND-On Improved bus mess and residence property; purchase money notes bought. Jemison Real Es- tate & Ins. Go. 7-2l-tf WE negrotiate loans and sell real es- tate; can handle desirable farm loans Malone Mcconnell Co.,, 219 Fist street
 7-17-tf MONEY TO LEND on sewing machines, furniture. etc, without removal. Phone Peoples 172 R, West End.
 10-1-10t-su-tu-fri
 MISCELLANEOUS
 WfLLNGo-YoUR-BoND.
 MDAyID-1ERRY & co.
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man would or could do the things that woman does, without a qualm as % whether he has any right to do them or not"
 T suppose you have in mind our erst- while friend, Mrs. Cassie Chadwick l conceded.
 I'm not discussing individual cases, he retorted. 'I say that as a class. woman has no honesty whatever"
 And why the suddenness of this conclu- sion, may I ask?' I said in reply.
 "Tve been abroad this summer, as you l1now," the Mere Man related. 'I cam 2 nome on a steamer with as representative crowd of women as l have ever seen anywhere. l regarded them as the best type of their sex, but l must say before finished I got a terrible jolt They hadn't a scruple about smuggling; they didn't give a two pence about sneaking in all the things they could through the Custom House; in fact, I saw one woman inveigle a backboneless little inspector into letting her get a handsome Brussels
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c, ybody advised me to take nobody but men. They said they were easier to please (and they are) that they are never proving around the house meddling with eyerybody's business but their own (wEich all women do because it's their nature); and l was also told that men could always be relied upon to pay their toard.
 Alas. I have found out very different ly. Many a good fellow pays his clubs dues, his poker debts, his social obliga- tions, and leaves his board unpaid Now q woman will always pay her board be- fore she pays anything else, I've found. l don't know about her honesty in anything else. but she does pay her board. l have had some terribly funny experiences with ren. one swell looking young fellow who came to me highly recommended pawned all the books left in his room by l1s perfectly good predecessor who had left them with me in lieu of his baggage which l couldn't take because he had overstayed the time he'd paid for by six
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months The ,graceless young scamp had no scruples about pawnine those books, and. of course. couldn't do anything
 There. now I said to the Mere Man. Are you satlshed?'
 "No,' replied the man emphatieally. "A woman pays her debts because she s 6 coward. It brands her with ignominy to be pointed out as one who won't pay what she owes. That's the only reason she ever turns money loose.
 But isn't that more honest" l ma lieiously returned, when it's a board bill Or any other kind of a bill than follow T z the mans plan and skipping and leav- ing it?'
 Its not question of money at all, we're discussing. When l started out it honesty in an ethical sense.' the Man stated peremptoriy.
 That lets me out announced. Tt s every day old fashioned, plain faced hon esty that man or a woman needs. and she who pays her board bill. her milliner s,.d her dressmaker stands higher in my estima ton than
 "What sense is there" growed the Mere Man, ..in arguing with woman who would take a man who lives in q boarding house as representative Of his eeS: The fact that he lives in a board ing house -
 'Ile is very representative man in my cstimation,n | defended and it's just as sensible to take him as a type as for you to take the woman with the Brussels la ce gown on the steamer as a representative woman.
 "oh, we'll" he snapped. Let's go''
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BY DOLLY DALRNMPLE

Write an artiele,' the Mere Man sug- gested as he sauntered into the office yes terday. and came down like the wolf OF the fold" into my Sanctum sanctorium 'I say. write an article on the honesty of women"
 But don't you think perhaps it might make you men CT feel bad?' l asked.
 His eyes hid a smile.
 T needn't say anything about man, though" l amended quickly.
 Come, now, you don't mean to intimate that woman is honest and man isn't ne promptly defended.
 Wasn't that what you meant?' asked.
 Quite the contrary" he returned. "i put it that way-'the honesty of woman - because l didn't want to say the dis honesty of woman Of course, you know she hasn't any honesty
 "Ir what way-in love affairs, business or what?' 1 gasped.
 Not a shred of it in any way the Mere Man declared unblushingly No
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Situation by young man of 24 as boollkeeper. shipping clerk. collector or general office work: have had eX- perience in the commission. packing house. freight and express business. Address B-73, care Age-Herald.
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we ask friend of mine who keeps a boarding house about the question. and accordingly we stopped in to interview the lady who has been in the bushes for years and knows all the ins and outs of the trade
 Do you think women are honest?e the Mere Man asked the first dash out Of the to.l, as soon as we had exchanged greet inss with our hostess.
 '.I don't think anything about it." an- swered the lady. "I know. In all the wears that l have been keeping boarders l have never been cheated out of penny by a woman. They never skip as the men do without paying their board
 Aha" I cried. Sherlock Holmes like. eve have clue. What about the men?"
 "I don't like to say" replied the lady nodestly. but I was powerfully glad to see that the commissioners of Birming lam took up the question recently of p,inshing men who cheated poor board ins house women out of their board. When l first went into the business, ev-
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YOUNG lady stenogTapher, experienced
 in law CT lumber, desires position; best references furnished. Address P-72. care
 Age-IIerald. 10-l9-2t
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WANTED-Position of some kind by man of %, who has experience in shoe. lry goods and grocery store. and also nave some knowledge of bookkeeping. Must have work al once of some kind. Ad-
 dress N-7S care Age-Herald 10-19-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-20
ITALIAN ASSERTIONS
 ARE PURE HUMBUGS
Says That Italian Losses in the Nightly Skirmishes Are
 Very Heavy

Berlin, October 19.-Edward Mygind, an experienced and reliable correspondent of the Zeitung Morning Mittag, cabling his paper from Jerba, an island belonging to Tunis, and where he escaped the Italian censorship, says Italian losses in nightly skirmishcs in Tripoli are considerable
 nrl that the Italian assertions that Turk ,s.l and Arab allies are discouraged and
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SEVEN room cottage, modern. in fine condition, and arranged splendidly for families good neighborhood, near ill; immediate possession. 902 18th street,
 south 10-1S-3t- -fri-su
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LADY wishes position as stenosrapher and cashier; also general office woriS. Has good education. Bell phone 32H,
 Peoples 2456 10-20-2t
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Large Yield of Cotton Seed

Greenville. October l3.-(Special.l r Mir Joe IIartsel, who lives about 15 miles from Greenville, gathered 5000 pounds of seed cotton from one acre. He used the Christopher seed and he ginned two heavy bales. In planting 900 pounds of guano were used and POO pounds of soda. This is good farm ing.
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NO. lS3 RECISTERil SALE

The City of Birmingham. Municipal Corporation. vs
 w A. Albritton. l.. Albritton and w. r, Albrit-
 ton in Chsncery Court of Jefferson County. Ala
 bama
 By virtue cf decree rendered by the chancellor of the Fifth district of the northwestern clanceiy division of Alabama. in the chancery court Of Ief ferson county Alabama on the 9th day of October, 1911. I will proceed ID sell. under the terms Of said decree. to flie best and highest bidder for cash. at public out-clv, at tle Third avonue door of inc courthouse of Hr,fson couny. Alabama within the legal hours sale. the 10th day tf Novem ber inll. tue following described 7ronertv. to-wi r.: Lot l2, block g. Snyder's survey; lot II. Fannie A. Steel surrey. ljU feet east and l5s feet south O. nerthwes. corner Of northwest quarter Of southwest. quarter l60 feet, south Y fec west isO feet north l7 feet to beginning s R. Sec tion 29 r. r. h. ,. in Birmingham. Ala. to satisfy io-2o-St-fr d. w. ALTMAN Register Etc.
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Arrested at Treasury Depart ment

Washington, October 19.--F erdnand H. Berberich. claiming to be from Atlanta. Was arrested at the treasury department today charged with carrying pistol. He denied he intended using the weapon, but said he wanted to see Chief Milke of inc secret scr,loe about securing position. and carried the gun as protection on the train.
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intend to surrender are pure h,inibugs.
 Cholera, he states, has claimed many victims among the Italian trops and the residents of Tripoli. Mygind adds that ,iiere is no thought of an advance intr the interior before the present army has been reinforced.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-20
LEGAL NOTICES
Nofice fn HldderA

Sealed bids will be received by the mayor and council of the city of De- catur, Ala at the mayors office in Decatur, Ala, until 30 o'clock D. m., October 26, 1911, for furnishing ma terisl for and constructing certain asphalt macadam pavement. cement gutters and concrete car track pave ment under improvement ordinance No. 34. Series e" and certain storm sew CTS under improvement ordinance No. s, Series e" Separate bids must be made under each ordinance and a cer- tIfied check for 5000 must accompany each bid. Plans, profiles and specifl- cations are now on file in the city engineers office.
 The right is reserved to reject any or all bids. H. A. SkEGGS,
 F.. W. COLLIER Mayor
 City Clerk. 1020-3t
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FOR RENTlChoice cottage. modern
 conveniences. 602 North 19th street. II. D. Smith. POS Hood Bldg. 10-1S-5t FOR RENT-Nine room house. modern conveniences, hot and cold water, fur mace and fireplace in each room; cleo tric and gas light. Rent $50 per month. Apply on premises, 1512 sth ave. north, or 1921 Second ave. S-l9-fri-su-tu-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-10-20

CORPORATION accountant with exten- sive experience will be open for en- gagemeut November l as office mana
 ger or auditor. mining or manufacturing prefeired best Birmingham references and bonds. Address X-9, care Age-Her- ald 10-15-9t-su-w fri
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NO. Ii1yI REGISTERS SALE

The CIV of Blriningham. a Municipal Corporation vs.
 C E. Manning. in Chancery Court of Jefferson
 County. Alabama.
 By virtue of decree rendered by the chancellor of tho Fifth district of the northwestern chanceTy division of Alabama. in the chaneery court of Jef- ferson county, Alabama the l2tll day of Septem- Der, 1911. l will proceed to sell under the terms of said decree, to the best and highest bidder for cash public, out -tTy. at the Third door of the courthouse of Jefferson county. Alabaus. within the legal hours Of sale. the 10th day Of No venber laIl the following described property. wit ?. block 2s survey of Central Park in Birming ham Ala. to satisfy said decree.
 To- 20 3t fri l. w. ALTMAN. Register. Etc
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ONE CENT 4 WORD

RATEs-One cent a word n dny;n nd.
 taken for less than 25c for first inser- ton. Cash must accompany order.
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w. B. LEEDY & co. Both phones A. ll2 N. Fist St.