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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Interesting Find of Roman Fort

underground vaults are of more imme-
date interest The incloseure is about
800 feet square, with walls five feet
thick. The underground cavities are
numerous, and in one was found g
square pitcher and lamp made by
Christians. Coins, vases, and the re-
mains of about thirty amphorae were
also found, and it would seem that
many of the cavities are violated
tombs Of Christians
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

as garden-the traditional cioister In the
form of an open gallery measuring 200 feet
on each of its four sides, which serves the
friars for their walks on rainy days when 1t
is inconvenient to take exercise In the open.
However, visitors, though denied a peep at
this sheltered retreat, are admitted to the
wonderful shrines and subterrane cham
bers beneath the chapel and which are in
large measure responsible for the rapidly
growing fame of this institution.
Reached by flights of stone steps from the
main chapel are two underground chapels.
one being representation of the Grotto Of
Nazareth and the other the Grotto Of Beth
lehem where Jesus was born. The two grot.
toes are connected by means of all under
ground passage which duplicates in appear
ance the Catacombs of Rome and this passage
has at its central point crypt in reproduc-
ton of the ancient sepulchral chambers
where an altar was erected over the tomb
OF some famous martyr. From this crypt an
other underground corridor leads to the sub
terranean Chapel Of Poor Souls which is in
tended for fuLeral services In these under
81 ound shrines burn votive lamps that are
never extinguished. day or night from one end
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
TWO JUDGES IN COURT.

"A man has been passing judgment on
women for centuries. It Is high time that
a woman be permitted to Judge men. And
am perfectly sure that handsome man could
not get away with it at a woman's tribunal
as handsome women doing every day IN
courts presided over by men,"
That's what Miss Mary Coleman, lawyer and
suffragette, remarked when | called on ner
with the new proposal, backed by NUMBER
Of women's clubs that all the officers or the
women's rights court, from the magistrate
down, be women.
81 don't think an all woman's court would be
a good thing.
II don't think an all mans court is any bet
ter.
The ideal court will exist only when JUS
tice has gone into partnership. In this court
there will be two judges-One a man and
one a woman Each will learn from the
other. And they will sit Jointly and pass
Judgment on both men and women"
81 have heard two criticisms of women an
Judges especially of their own SEX, l re-
marked One person says they would be too
sentimental Another writes essays on Wom-
ans inhumanity to women"
well, we can't be both things" Miss
Coleman replied, briefly. las matter OF fact,
I don't think we're either. I believe that the
best justice prevails when head and heart
works together, and think this excellent
combination is more often in women than
in men,
either a man is absolutely infexible and
cold-blooded, or he is wishy-washily emotional
A Judge and jury of men rarely fail to be In
fuenced by a handsome attractive wo IN.
But I am equally positive that fascinating
men criminals could WELD no such influence
over women on the bench"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
MADE HIS ESCAPE IN TIME
Metaphors of Millionaire Found No Re-
spouse in the Breast of the
Farmer.

The millionaire accepted the farm
er's cordial invitation to ride, and with
much scrambling gained a seat on top
Of the hay.
my good man." said the millionaire,
patronizingly this swaying, rolling,
Sweet-scented divan is couch upon
which l could win slumber and be ir-
resistible to the arms OF Morpheus
whenever 1 courted sweet sleep"
The farmer stiffened. 'Tll hear no
more of your talk; I'm a respectable
married man, an I'll ask you where
you're goin' so / can avoid the place"
Dreamlly the millionaire smiled.
I'm getting back to Mother Nature,
who has been outraged and abused by
me for years; / am a broken man,
and she will forgive me and bring me
back to health"
The farmer stopped the team and
pulled a three-tined pitchfork from
the brace socket-but his passenger
was gone.-Success Magazine.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
You Never Can Tell,

A certain 'cellist was once snow
bound for three hours at small rail
read station. He unpacked his cello
and played his dozen fellow sufferers
a request program with the result that
one of them took him to Europe for a
year. You never can tell as you bear
your precious fiddle-case through the
streets what magic easement may not
open on the foam (of steins), and
what fairy hand may not beckon you
within to do the one thing needful to
opus fifty-nine, or draw a valiant bow
in the battle of Schumann quintet
Robert H. Schauffier, in the Atlantic.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

find that better quality of inks
can be made at home and II costs
about one-quarter as much as that sold
in small bottles. For black ink get
package of slate-colored dye. Molsten
it with little cold water and then add
a pint Of boiling water; stir until dis
solved and your ink Is ready to use. In
making purple ink quart OF water
must be used. In this manner any
color Of Ink desired can be made and
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
GUST FEMINIST THE HILL"
Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a
Desire to Seek the State of
Matrimony.

The state of Matrimony is one Of
the United States. 1t is bounded by
kissing and hugging on one side and
cradles and babies on the other. Its
chief products are population, broom
sticks and staying out at night 1t
was discovered by Adam and Eve
while trying to find a Northwest pas
sage out of Paradise. The climate is
sultry until you pass the tropics of
housekeeping, when squally weather
commonly sets in with such power as
to keep all hands as cool as cucum-
bers. For the principal roads leading
to this interesting state, consult the
first pair of blue eyes you seek
change.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

The archaeologists, under Lieut.
Bouvet, who was recently subsidized
by the government of Tunis, have
been making some interesting finds in
North Africa of late, the most i'm
portant being a Roman fertilization at
Rasel-Ain, Tlalet. IN most respects it
is similar to the hundreds of fortified
legionary camps found in every quar-
ter Of the world tAat Rome invaded,
but tho GhESSaaan remains found in
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
RE100IZIcE0W OT HE HElT SEHHCz2r IN ZHE
CHA1EZ Ut ANONI&T .M 3EEZZC2HFE

of the year to the other These underground
shrines, representative of the spot where
Jesus first opened His eyes upon the world
and the humble home of the Holy Family in
Nazareth, are both in the case of the Holy
Sepulchre exact reproductions of the origt-
mails in the far-off Holy Land Indeed, so
faithful is the duplication even in little things
that we see in its proper place the stone
bench upon the counterpart of which in the
Holy Land sit the Turkish sentinels who
stand guard over the spots so hallowed by
Christians
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
PHYSICAL WRECK RESTORED TO
HEALTH BY GREAT KID
NEY Remedy

I feel it my duty to furnish you with
my testimonial as to what your remedy,
Swamp Root, did for me when [ was a
physical wreck from kidney and bladder
trouble.
Some years ago I was not able to do any
work and could only just creep around
and am satisfied that had it not been for
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root would not
have lived. After using the preparation
for one month I was able to work some
and when I had used $500 worth of
Swamp-Root I could do good days work.
l used about $1,000 worth altogether and
would not take $4,000 for the good that it
did me. consider it God-send to suffer-
ing humanity for the disease for which you
recommend it, and have recommended it
to MANY sufferers
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Vaaaries of Finance.

Il understand you have paid the
mortgage off your place"
"Yep," replied Farmer Corntossel.
"Then why do you complain of hard
times?"
Cali the neighbors have done the
same thing. That leaves me with
money on my hands that nobody
wants to borrow"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
An IrdivIr,Iai;s+

The reason for the Individual drink
ing cup had been explained again and
again to the children and they had
become sturdy supporters of the
idea.
So it was not surprising to hear
Henry calling: MA, MAJ Melville's
got my individual applet"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
His Hone.

81 suppose" the beautiful girl said,
"you write for the mere love of
writing?"
EYES," the sad looking poet replied,
"but still hope to some day be able
to write for at least fifteen cents a
line."-Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
nSPOHN'S,"

This is the name of the greatest Of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and $l.OO bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
SASKATOON,S d;str;ot

SASKATOON'S district has never
known crop failure, even in most adverse
seasons. Hence the prosperity of our
English-speaking agricultural community.
Hence the fact that Saskatoon's population
has jumped from 1l3 to over 10000 in less
than seven years. We have lots of land
Why not keep the family together by get
ting some for yourself and the boys? For
all information, write Commissioner, Board
Of Trade, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, West
O. a Canada
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
On the Rail.

Dearest, we are coming near a tun-
nell"
Now, Jack, don't you dare to try
to kiss me-
Don't be afraid. This one is light
ed by electricity"
isn't that provoking!"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

There is an ancient saying, famous
among men, that thou shouldst not
Judge fully of mans life before he
dieth, whether it should be called
blest or wretched.-Sophocles.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
To Make Ink at Home

it is very good to use in coloring pyro-
graphic goods and saves much money,
as a small bottle of coloring fluid costs
about 25 cents.-Exchange
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

kAAO
low door, set
between two or
namental pan
els leads to the
outer room Of
the tomb. In
the middle Of
this, supported
by a low pedes-
tai, there is a
stone called the
Stone of the
Angel, the orig
inal of which,
tradition AYERS,
is a fragment Of
the very stone
on which the
Messenger or
Heaven rested
when he gave
the glad tidings
on that memo
rable E a s t e r
morn. Natural
ly this is an OBJ
ject of the most
intense interest
to the Easter
throng.
Through a Sec
ond door IN
this fac-simile
Sepulchre = an
opening ev e n
lower in height
than that above
0Oad
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

The man who can't see an inch
around the corner is always barking
his shins.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
w. A. PAGE, j. P.
Letter TO
DR.. KiImer g. Coz
Binghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer g. Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Modern Method.

my books are in very bad 6hape,
said the high fnancier.
"Shall l send for an expert account
anti" inquired the confidential raaz.
mo. Send for an auenist'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Ironor+ar+ En- Mo+harr
Indication of Wisdom.

"Why do they call the owl the bird
of wisdom?''
ct stays out all night and doesn't
tell what it sees or does. Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

Mrs Wins1ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind coiic, 25c bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

Take Garfield Tea to overcome constipa-
ton, cleanse system and maintain health.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify
| the blood and cleanse the system.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Frqures In the Evolution.

Little Willie-Say, pa. what is sang
froid?"
Pa-Sang froid is the impudence OF
| q man worth half million, my SOD.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

A woman who has nose for news
usually has a chin for telling 1t.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

The snaps Of life are acquired by
the men who have plenty of ginger.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

Reducing the waits between the
acts will not Tighten heavy play.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Eve Sal Re I'm Aseptic Tubes

Prevents Infection-Murine Eye Salve
In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine.
Ask Druggists for New Size Csc. VAL
liable Eve Book in Bach Package.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

Garfield Tea will win your approval. Tt
is pleasant to take, mild in action and very
health-giving. 1t overcomes constipation.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

The better you behave the better
you'll get along. Now, try 1t.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

The proper time to do a thing is
when it should be done.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Spring Debility

Felt by SO many upon the return of warm weather
Is due to the impure, impoverished, devitaIized
condition of the blood which causes that tired
feeling and loss of appetite well the pimpIes,
boIs and other eruptions common at this season.
tits cured by the great constitutional remedy
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease, the
Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes IL
makes tight or new shoes fee easy Gives rest and
comfort. Refuse substitutes. For FREE trial
package address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Fl. L. HUGGITS,
WILL Il

Personally appeared before me this goth
Of September, 1909, Fl. l.. Higgins, who
subscribed the above statement and made
oath that the same is true in substance
and in fact.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13

Envy is furnishing ourselves for be-
ing inferior to our neighbor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1911-04-13
Hoods SarsapariIIa

which effects its wonderful simply because arapar
but because combines the utmost remedial values of than twenty
different ingredients There real substitute for Hoods Sarsapaa
If urged buy preparation said to be u good you may
is INFERIOR costs less to make and yields the dealer larger profit
The evening world., 1911-10-26
"7be Quaker Girl" Wnsome.

Pr you long to spend a nice, pleasant evening go up to thu Park, formerly
1 the Majestic Theatre, and see The Quaker Girl" This musical play by
Il James I. Tanner and Lionel Monckton Is so thoroughly English that 1t
seems strange in these Vtennese times but as a change know Of nothing
better &c recommend.
It's all very restfuin M soothing. Even the ushersa are ouakeresses for the
. take ereo of themselves and you as we'll Don't lose time in dscov-
yerlng tn pretiest Quakeress of them all Her nam is Ina Claire. As the
girl in the case she is charming. Tau- slender and graceful sings Is
naturally as she dances There's not n east sign Of effort in anything she
does and this, more than anything else. perhaps. explains ser peculiar charm
Clifton Crawford is equally asy though he AXE a podnt of it, while
Miss Claire doesn't He seems perfectly willing to have o think him a bit
&lSht-headed. But he is NO lsht-footei with Il. all and so good-natured thai
he strike % a $ a cheerful idiot He probably knows he's clever so III not
Lbother to mention it. But In letting himself rn loose he sometimes cause
the performance TO drag. There are moments when he shouldn't "A Ike SO much
time to say the inconsequenual things he las OF his mind
r What the wholep erformanc needs in fact is a little noe "gnv.-- -
lacks snap" When thu scene changes iron a country village to- psus yn
hardly notice 1t EXCEPT FOR the Still herself the Quaker spirit should be left
~ ~ d new pae as s%n az myr re ot, OF england There's nothing slow
NdrssTaker she give a capital performance Percival Knight is amusing and
y though ne doesn't set a chance to he half so merry m bright a. he vas in
SOM.
= Mis- May Vokes is dron In her old intmttable "a mi sb. c,s ,u
caper her. me spirit of Paris moves her to dance. And maybe van tmk Nv
uIes p, ACT IKE a princess MISS 'Pa fetfoVa makes a French actress darrer
GUS and dar I'D Nellie Mclienry comes ut of the pas &c fgure as ts iapd
The cast is filled with clever people and beautifully adorned v ,bs oDaru
least bit tNed sou"ds the
The Quaker Girl" with a little mUe snap" ought to pt new u,s int,
The evening world., 1911-10-26

prove the stronger From the smallest
facts discovered and put together II
apr,rars that no intention OF suicide had
been shown by the victims. And from
all the facts collected against you 1t
results that you alone have directed the
execW Ion of this mysterious drama.
upon which you can cast a definite light
by making the frank confessions which
we expect from you-confessions which
alone can win for you tho indulgence
Of the Court"
First. Mr.. Hlys. allow me to remark
1 have never been In France"
Physician, lawyer. detectives. every
body looked at each other in amazement
at this unexpected statement.
Mr.. Milton. my father-ln-law. raised
his face from his hands and stared at
mo stupidity.
Never. / swear to you. Mr.. Ellys. and
l defy you to discover anywhere In the
land OF friendly understanding a trace
OF the passing through II Of william
Eady. aviator"
oh" exclaimed the coroner. but,
come. on returning from Antwerp in the
Harwioh boat with Mr.. Milton
1t was my turn TO play. like my dan
gerous companions. amazement and
stupidity.
What is this new fable?" I replied.
with the most arrant falsity. mo doubt
We must forgive the grief OF a father
whose brain has surely been turned by
his daughters death. Never in his life
has william Eady. engineer-constructor
set foot in Belgium. ! put my wife.
Annie Milton Eady, on the wrong track
for a month. I spent four weeks I'm
London under cover OF another name,
which ! mean 10 keep concealed. 10
watch her m~aneouvres with John Please.
the intended bridegroom. whom she
wished to marry when she obtained tho
divorce. ! have played a dangerous
game, Mr.. Ellys. as you said. But IL 1,
my fault II Mr.. Milton. with his lnven-
tons, Is the cause OF all the trouble7 l.
II my fault II he came 20 make Annie
lose her wits by warning her OF a return
which brought confusion to my wife
Il It my fault n. having surprised the
two-fold plan Of those VINO preferred
death to separation. I witnessed help
lessly the execution OF this design? ]
am more sensitive than you suppose.
Mr.. Ellys. and tho proof of this IL that
YOU found me unconscious on the Noor
OF my chamber. my hands clenchcd IN
horror on the stick that held the double
ropc 70 which they had hung themselves
10 die together, John Please and my
wife, Annie, may God res, her soul"
Closing my eyes. I added in an ex-
haustcd voice:
Vow, do me the favor 10 LEI me- rest.
Accuse me of everything you choose
Imagine all the conjectures yop like. !
am worn out"
] heard the coroner ask Mr.. Milton;
Then what OF our story of the
steamboat. told at your first depOsi-
tom"
And heard my father-in-iaw'p heai-
tating reply, The answer was so bewi,d
ering, so fantastic, that ! should hest
tare TO write It. II | had not had the .x.
PLANTATION later. AT the time of my trial
Excuse mo. Mr.. Ellys. Now. | doubt
The evening world., 1911-10-26
By rt BOiSSiere


everythlng-I doubt myself I don't
know-my head isn't right"
your daughters honor. MIR. Milton"
the coroner persisted.
EXACTLY my iather-in-law STAN
mered, u am wondering whether my
%uaushter y honor requires ms 10 ACCUSE
NY sohrlh-law useIessly'
lhen heard the detectives u inc
DOCTOR exchange a rev REMARKS apou'
me-
DO you think he can be taken 10
prison to-tnorrow?'
oh! yes. tomorrow"
Ana i again hear tho urgent per-
suasiVe voice OF the Rev. MIR. Crass' a.
sorting:
This man Is innocent"
l used all my ~self-control In order not
to open my eyes and throw myself Into
his arms.
When | did open them again only one
person had remained near my bed. and
this man was the solicitor. Sheridan,
what are 20 doing here?' i asked
In a surly tone.
william f.ady." he replied apparent
ly undisturbed. II no longer have to de-
fend interests which do not exist. You
VIII need an enlightened lawyer. and
| am better than any chance one you
might happen to get
interrupted his sentence with a grim
ace:
Yes. az well you a. anybody else.
Besides. my case Ia so simple. I am In
nocentl'
That IL evident" he assented. 'Ii
would be a crazy performance 10 plead
guilty. However, permit me ito call
your attention to the fact that. I'm choos-
ing me for your solicitor. you draw
ali the trumps into your own game,''
what do you mean. M. Sheridan?"
"rhat, having always attended TO thu
business OF the Milton family. I am b,t.
ter able than any OF my colleagues TO I'm.
duce your father-in-law to save you 7"
This is beyond my comprehension"
said. puzzled. You think that Mr.. Mil
The evening world., 1911-10-26

perfectly frank rifh our readers.
germs iciH be found on everything
vou handle except newspapers.
Hop same Nop York Assem- fvmen
pote depends upon the thumb prev
sure Of the hidden hand
A man ,chose lifc icds sdred ~ q
horse tried TO feed the animal o 80
bill. II he had cdnted 10 shoto GeNS-
the appreciation ne pouId hdce own
the horse a real hens coo n Q 1UaI
Of imported sugar.
A !dpyer compintns Of bet~e ~
fenced to one year IN prison AM
all the fhin0s ne has DONE 10 tAS ~
ne should not object 70 tAs iess 1son0
a fco things to Mn.
~ zoe reduce the cost Of N0eno ~
doing dsodp pith the mtdd1sAW -
,oiH become OF the end No. ~
increase our competitions
A states that sAs 6oeooT
knop as much a. sches she soas ~
rtcd. That's the fret Mme ~ Suev
heard Of a man allototxo ~ VIE =
! forget anything.