The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1911-01-25

Mabel said nothing. In fact, just
then it appeared to her there was
nothing left to say. But wneh ht
Sunday Peter Bonn preached aooue
Leah and Rachael, she. OF all the con-
gregation, understood him pesI- a.
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HUlNoR or THE Day
reasonable, my dear replied her hus-
tsose bills during IN the the hoiday
I've tipped the janitor, the grocer cieiA
and the butcher boy."-Puck.
Slimm-our landlady says she likes TO
see her boarders have good appetleTSiss,
Smart-Well. some. women are naturanS
cruei-Boston Transcript
wife-Pau,. my, drsssmak eI sb is here re
to a new one for my next frock. -
F'liegende Blatter.
night y Harold Haven't You any flame?...
Yes, dad said the H +! student
flame, but not a fuel.
"You appear to be quite happy. You
In have won that sa Ne you decided not
to begin the suit. Buffalo Express.
..Nice car" yes ..1t is the latest
thing in cars?'' ~ guess so: it has never
gotten me anywere on time yet"-Houst-
ton Post.
ST don't know what to buy for my hus,
band. He has stacks Of neckties,;
Gigars suspea d gigss Hem wears belt
1 know what I'll do; III buy him a, a : nan nan
Cleveland plain Dealer.
well, is Mrs de style making an hon
est living at her dresSmaking" she
had to, since they stopped smuggling OPP
erations. Baltimore American.
jackson Wentworth, after an absence
of thirty years, returned to the home OF
his youth Jackson had slight afreet te1
Hence. when he called at the parsonage
the old minister remarked: jackson.
eame h mg % drnke Judge By
appearances, DIR. Steenthly,'' said Went
W woF haer hardly %e fhen TWO said as t
minister in a soothing voice. II guess
1t registers more than it consumes. -
| Argonaut.
not to retain this ring, will you exchange
it for something else? Jeweler-Young
get another girl than it would be for US
| to make the exchange.-Life.
Adam Zawfox-Jevver git through
winter thout workin? Job Sturkey-Yeb-
/ spent one winter in workhouse--Chi-
cago Tribune.
THAT sunrise effect is all wrong said
s she Waagef the eF@ replied
| the scene painter Nobody who goes to
musical sS S9medS So IN ths
STAR
engaged to that girl he called on so much?
Belle (the typewriter)-I don't know
" she hi has shaken nfm DO ro
Belle-He has stopped buying her costly
observation-disclosures Standard and Times
Bubb Doddington was very lethargic-
Falling asleep one day after dinner with
the latter reproached Doddington with his
drowsiness. Doddington denied having
been asleep. and to prove he had not offer
saying. Gotham challenged him to do so.
Doddington repeated a story. and Lord
5''Well," said Doddington. land yet did
not hear a word of. but went to sleep
the day you would tell that story.''-Syd-
ney Smith.
A ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS the matter with
your head?" asked the first bunco man.
"a farmer met today just banged me
err TT must have been pretty hard
it that 1 sold him yesterday
Standard and Times.
Observation-Disclosures who finds mates
for her daughters.-Lippincott
Absent Minded.-"Do you take this wo-
man to be your lawfully welded wife?"
begins the minister. when the bridegroom,
Mr.. Cheetin Stox. the eminent financier,
interrupts with II don't remember" Then,
seeing the looks of amazement on the
faces of all he realizes where he is and
exclaims: IT beg your pardoni For the
moment I was thinking about my trial
last week. Certainly 1 take her.'-Ex-
change.
Mrs Rogers-I must write Mrs Ram
dali note of thanks. Rogers-What for?
Mrs Rogers-For not sending me Christ
mas present.-Life.
Quite Similar.-"What did you buy this
piece of music for?'' "A song"-Lippin-
colts.