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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

II that scout car to Chicago didn't
cost Pensacola more than 5000. she
got her moneys worth.-Andalusia
Star.
, Not Referring 70 RUDE Editors.
It's bad 10 associate with people
who know less than you do saws The
Pensacola Journal Who have YOU
been associating with, old man.?
Jacksonville Metropolis.
Brotherly Compliment.
pensacola wants the CONGRESSMAN
from the state at large. There is one
Pensacola man that the Courier win
support against all Others. Frank L.
Mayes, of The Pensacola Journal
Plant City Courier.
The Impossible.
woman in Pensacola, worked UP
about the Beattie case, tried to blow
out her brains. but didn't succeed
Inc ocala Star thinks it no wonder
that she wasn't able to blow any
brains eut.-Tanpa Tribune.
Cause Sufficient.
The editorial columns of The PEN
sacola Journal were filed out with
patent medicine readers the other day,
and. on investigation, we found that,
-
nal-Rube ball game took place and
Editorial Writer Mack presided at a
banquet In honor of the victors We
are really surprised that there was
any editorial at all next morning.
Tampa Tribune.
Figure For Yourself.
Ten years from now when we have
big municipal owned wharf it will
go a long way toward paying for run
ming the city government
Journal. One vessel landing at Miami
pays 5000 a month for dockage privf-
leges at the Florida East Coast Rail-
way Companys wharf Multiply this
by an average merchant feet visiting
any deep water port and get your
revenue dgures--Miami Metropolis.
Unique Advertising.
The Knox Presbyterian church of
Pensacola has started a new wrinkle.
In The journal of that city it has a
display advertisement inviting the
people to where they will find a
satisfying Sunday pastime, where the
conscience VIII be at rest and a real
to state that such a place is to be
found in real live church." also that
"a cordial handshake awaits you as
well as the pastors smile" This is
not the first time churches have found
it advisable to advertise their attrac-
tons, and such a course has usually
been followed by good results. When
a fellow is cordially invited to church,
where he is assured that a hearty
welcome will be accorded him, whether
attired in broadcloth or jeans, HIS
heart naturally warns to the PROPOSE
ton, and the result Is that the pastor
has an audience to address. instead of
row Of empty benches.-Geneva
| RAanar
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Viii Make Big Potato CROP.

florida truckers are preparing to
make big killing this winter through
the practical failure of the Irish po-
tato crop Of the north and east
Acreage for the full harvest, which
is being planted now, has been prae-
ncally doubled. The big crop, how
ever, VIII be planted in January.
OLD potatoes are now selling at SIS
to So per barrel, and ii is expected
that the new crop viii bring equally
good prices. There is now a notable
shortage Of seed potatoes. Florida's
potatoes have always been welcomed
into the market, but the state has
never gone in for their culture on
anything like the scale that viii pre-
vail this year.-Chipley Verdict.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

The st. Petersburg Independent is a
very fine paper and has an excellent
editorial page but when the editor
takes nearly two columns to tell the
young girls not to think Of marrying
we really wonder what has gotten the
matter with him. Keep the thoughts
of marrying out of the heads of young
girls-why man, you might az well at
tempt to make the small boy forget
about the dinner hour.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
NOTICE.

To My Friends and Customers:
My place of business will be closed
from D. m. Friday until p. m. Sat-
urdey on account of Jewish holiday.
S. A. FRIEDMAN.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Just Facts.

Ju6t aCtSs
The Pensacola newspapers are
Dragging nightly about their city.
They do right. II they do not do so
others newspapers will not do it for
them. The Journal says tht Pensa-
colt has thirty four feet CT water all
the way to the deep water of the gulf,
and the News says that Pensacola
ships more lumber than all other
Florida ports combined. and all the
Atlantic ports thrown together
Ocala Banner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Rice Culture.

Rice Culture.
A farmer, living near Miami, as an
experiment, planted a small patch of
rice on Everglades land, which was
partly overfiowed, and without Guilt
walton, fertilizer or irrigation, headed
so well that he estimated ii would
yield an average of 80 bushes an acre.
Sarasota Times
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Good Things In Florida.
Florida viii be a great state when
1t begins to feed cowpeas, velvet
beans, peanuts and eassava to hun
dreds of thousands of hogs and cattle;
when we raise enough corn for our
own use; when we make all the but
ter we use and when condensed milk
is not sold by the hundred carloads
with the influx of new settlers, it will
be few short years until Florida will
lead as an agricultural state.-Chip-
ley Verdict.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
An Advsrtisina Medium.


Pensacola now has a sauce factory
with a running capacity of 1000 cases
Of sauces and catsups, besides the
ground red pepper. which will be one
of the specialties of the factory. That
is good sense; the Pensacola people
are fixing to spend their money at
home.-West Fort Meade Leader.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

One of our contemporaries says that
against the fly man is hopeless and
powerless." But it isn't soft man
was not so trifing and would join the
swatting army the ny would be driven
from among US.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Thirty-five years ago there were
eleven baptized protestant Christians
IN Japan. Today there are 10000 Of
them; they own 600 chnches; in their
Sunday schools they teach 100000 chill
dren.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

There are many things which viii
cause a mans downfall If he fools with
them long ,enohgh, but for quick re-
suits there's n6thing which will COM
pare with a banana peelinR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

How a Woman Contrived a Blouse
Out of Scraps" is the subject of a
story in a woman's magazine. We
thought they usually make hash out Of
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Mrs. Mabel Baker, Of Philadelphia,
says her husband has spanked her once
a week for more than two years, but
she says he is mighty fine to her when
he isn't spanking her. Naturally sup
pose that Mr.. Baker thinks she is a
mighty fine WHEY when she doesn't
need a spanking.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

What becomes Of the money? asks
the Mobile Register, referring to that
received for the cotton crop the last
ten years. Might as well ask what
becomes Of the chewing gum after IT
has been chewed7
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Hearing that there was much beauty
in Montgomery, Pensacola man went
there to see for himself. and he is still
searching for IL.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

We don't pretend to have the best
telephone service in the world but If
there is another phone in the world
which can ring as many times in a
torial rooms, then it is going some.
that's all.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

A contemporary says that no town
can grow without good mouthpieces.
Such being the case Pensacola IL get
ting ready to go some in the way Of
growing-in one block we know at
least nine babies with nnouthp3eees, We
are sure. without an equal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
ParkhiH In Race.

In the Third congressional district
Judge Charles B. Parkhill will oppose
Dannitte H. Mays, the present con-
gresham. Judge Parkhill will resign
from the supreme court at the begin
ming Of the new year, and If the re-
suit can be predicted by the ex-
preston Of friendship exhibited in the
past Judge Parkhill will represent
Florida in congress.-St Augustine
Meteor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

II the price Of sugar continue to 81
up 1t won't be a question. of cherries
for cocktails. but Of something to maxi
them sweet
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

The Denver dog-catcher who has
been bitten two thousand times ought
not TO feel any discontinue from the
bites of mosquitoes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

There will be no aviators at the In
terstate fair but there win be some
birds" on the grounds. At least
Uncle 81 says their pictures look good
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

It wouldn't be q bad plan at all for
the wives Of air craftsmen to be cast
ing their eyes around for q hubby No. 2.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
A New Profession.

A New Profession.
Tampa claims to have the rotten
est set of jurymen that ever Joined
the profession" says The Pensacola
Journal. Profession" is good; getting
on the jury is quite a profession in
nate composition of the jury-list and
the disinclination of representative
citizens to serve in that capacity
Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

AVIATOR Ward In hopping across the
continent at fifty mile jumps. He
probably played hop-slkip- and Jump
when he was growing up.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Yesterday was reciprocity electio
day In Canada and reciprocity was tn
"favorite son" in almost every votin
precinct.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

They tell as that w. J. Burns, the
detective, used to be q cutter in his
fathers tailor shop. In the language
of the small boy he fs sim "a cutter"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Which Do You Prefer7

Which Do You Prefer?
Northern apples were quoted in the
Tampa markets at 65 cents a peck and
Irish potatoes at rs cents peck Now
VIVA do you think of that with 5000
600 acres of land in Florida suita-
bic to potato raising 2-Titusville Ad-
vocate.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

How soon win the public drinking
fountain for stock be abolished and
each animal must have an individual
one?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

II the white slave trahiekers who are
to be tried In Tampa VIII only retain
the Lucas jury their case Is practically
won.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Phone 7S6 for TAXICAB,
day or night Pensacola
Taxi Company.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Other Sections Mead Them.
Apalachicola has two canneries and
the third win shortly be erected.
These three canneries should can
corn, olzra. tomatoes, beans and other
vegetables, and probably the proprie-
tors would be glad to make contracts
with men who grow such truck. Mil
lions OF bushels Of truck go to waste
in Florida every year for the want Of
a profitable market, but 1t seems to us
that this waste could be avoided by
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

For Those Who Care.
A bald-headed Connecticut man has
discovered that snakes prevent sun
stroke. He imprisons harmless ones in
the crown OF his hat and their cool
bodies wriggling about on his Uranium
impart a delightful chill. Massage
being prescribed for loss of hair.
people who are bald may find that a
lively snake in their hat win not only
rob the heated season of its terrors.
but prove q cheap and effective hair
restorer. The Star does not, however,
recommend snakes ia ones boots as
a cure for ingrowtng toenails.-Ocala
Star. -
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Now they are making umbrellas II
paris with windows, What we contend
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Young
Mothers

No young woman, In the Joy Of
coming motherhood, should neglect
TO prepare her system for the phys
ical ordeal she Is to undergo. The
health of both she and her coming
child depends largely upon the care
she bestows upon herself during the
waiting months. Mothers Friend
prepares the expectant mothers sys-
tenn for the coming event, and its use
makes her comfortable during all the
term. II works with and for nature,
and by gradually expanding all It's
sues, muscles and tendons, involved,
and keeping the breasts IN good con-
dition, brings the woman to the crisis
in splendid physical condition. The
baby too is more apt to be perfect and
strong where the mother has thus
prepared herself for natures supreme
function. No better advice could be
given a young expectant mother than
that she use Mothers Friend; it is
medicine that has proven its value In
thousands of
f s4i:sa : s': .ais. :; Mothers
VIE VII VIE !. i - -. s: Friend
ant mothers which contains much
valuable information, and many sug-
gestious of a helpful nature.
RRADfIELD REGULATOR co. AH2ta, &c
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

DR.. Wiley might be properly terme'
an up light boomerang. They jus
couldn't throw him down.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

II is tough on the garbage cans
have to hold some OF the political lei
ters which are sent out
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
A Needed Industry.

A Needed Industry.
Pensacola wants an overalls manu-
factory. Probably The Journal scribe
has become shocked over the bathing
suits on exhibition on Santa Rosa
island, and he wants to replace them
with something more tangible.-Apa-
lachicola Times
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
NEWS AND VIEWS
By
The State
Press

selling to the canners.-Apalaehico
Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

The question Of TO drink OF not Il
drink is usually decided by the pos
session Of fifteen cents.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

II that scout car to Chicago didn't
cost Pensacola more than $4,000. she
got her moneys worth.-Andalusta
Star
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Alfalfa FIourishes.

Alfalfa FIourisEes.
Reports from the fifteen acres of
alfalfa planted in this county as an
experiment are most encouraging. The
crop will yield about two tons per
acre. making it most profitable pro-
duct It is expected that this forage
win be planted extensively here next
season.-Marianna Times Courier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

There Is no trouble In finding one IN
the dark who has been eating onions
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
viii Be Good Thing.

Will Be Good Thing.
The Pensacola Journal advocates
the use of Florida Health Notes" as
textbook in the schools. and inti-
mates that education without health
is Of little value. We heartily agree
with The JournaL-Lake City Index.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

No, dear reader. very few persons
suffer from brain flag.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
SAID OF PENSACOLA
AND PENSACOLIANS
Best In Everything.

Best In Everything.
There's no limit to the boosting"
abilities OF Pensacola's papers. They
are now Dragging about how nice the
Pensacola sewers are.-Tampa Tri-
bune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
Still After Mr.. BIount.

OtII NIIeT W.T. bT0unt.
The Hon. w. A. Blount, of Pensa-
cola, is our choice for representative
from the state at large. He is said to
be a gentleman of whom Florida
would feel proud at Washington
Titusville Advocate
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Oysters are In the market but IN
high temperature has abou. melted tn
81 out OF them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
NOTICE.

NJ & o. Clothing Store win be closed
from $3.50 p. m. Friday until $3.50 Sat
urday on account of Jewish holiday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Even II there are no rainy days the
scenery's fine as the bathing resorts.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

The ankle view" skirts certainl,
were not created 70 make men loo
upward.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

PensaoOla's white way Is in the dark.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Not Referring 10 Rubs Editors.
It's bad to associate with people
who know less than you do" saws The
Pensacola Journal Who have YOU
been associating with. old MANI
Jacksonville Metropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Now the small boy is irving 10 siz
up his teacher and pad up his breeches
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Even with Wiley on the job the
prices OF foodstuffs are not very pure.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

Brotheriy Compliment.
Pensacola wants the CONGRESSMAN
from the state at large There is ons
Pensacola man that the Courier viii
support against all Others. Frank L
Mayes, of The Pensacola journal
Plant City Courier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

A girl tmagines the boy who can
knock home run can hug the hardest.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22
The Impossible.

"A woman in Pensacola, worked up
about the Beattie case, tried to blow
out her brains, but didn't succeed.
The Ocala Star thinks it no wonder
that she wasn't able to blow any
brains out.-Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22


DR.. Wiley might be properly termed
an up.1ght boomerang. They just
couldn't throw him down.
II IL tough on the garbage cans to
have to hold some OF the political let
ters which are sent out
The question Of TO drink or not to
drink" is usually decided by the pos
session Of fifteen cents.
oysters are In the market but the
high temperature has abou+ melted the
r. out OF them.
The "anlie view" skirts certainly
were not created TO make men look
upward.
Now the small boy is irving 10 size
up his teacher and pad up his breeches.
A girl imagines the boy who can
knock home run can hug the hardest.
Even with Wiley on the job the
prices OF foodstuffs are not very pure.
Even II there are no rainy days the
scenery's fine an the bathing resorts.
There Is no trouble in finding one In
the dark who has been eating onions.
No, dear reader. very few persons
suffer from brain flag.
PensRcola's white way IL In the dark.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-09-22

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cases. Mothers
Friend is sold at
drug stores.
Write for free
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-25
81 had been given
up to die by, three
of our best doctors

! could not stand it to be on mp
feet and l was SO swcllcd in the
abdomen l could hardly breathe.
B But thanks to Dk.jMiles' Heart
Remedy and Ncrvine lam able to
be about the streets, walking ad-
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tiles of your remedies, although I
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JOHN R. COCHRAN,
Lewistown, Ill.
Better than any statement we
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DR.. Miles Heart Remedy
are these words of MIR. Cochran.
He speaks, from experience, the
highest possible soMce of knowl-
edge. If you have any Of the
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pain in the left shoulder or arm,
fainting and hungry spells, short
ness of breath, smothcring spells,
futtering or palpitation,of the heart,
you need
Dr.. Miles Heart Remedy.
which for over twenty years has
been recognized as the best prepa-
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Sold under guarantee asaurlna tho
return Of the price Of the first. bottle If IL
falls to benefit. AT.ALL DRUGGISTS,
NILES MEDICAL Co. ElEhart. Ind.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-25
.FIvE-YEAR I ERIN
/. FOR ENLISTMENT.
Mr.. Hay Would Increase Time
Of Military Service-Has
Economy Bills.
Econonu Bills

There is much Interest locally in the
bill introduced in Congress by Repre-
sentative James Hay, or this state,
who Is now chairman OF tho Commit
te on Military Affairs. providing that
enlistment in the regular army shall
hereafter be for the term Of five years.
instead Of for three years. The feeling
Is that this is an Introduction to similar
action later governing the organized
militia.
Mr. Hay. now the guiding spirit OF
the country on army legislation. has O
series OF bills embodying his IDEAS on
the subject. Some of these have the
hearty communication OF the War tDol
partmcnt: others have not His gen
oral program IS ono OF economy and
The measures already introduced. for
which he Is sponsor. Will, It is estimated,
result In saving to the nation OF
S7.0o0.000 year.
In the matter of lengtnenlng tho
term OF enlistment in the army, there
would be an estimated saving of SO, 00o,-
900. This would come by reason of the
reduction OF various allowances made
at the time the three-yenr term expires
Travel allowances. travel pay, re- enlist
rnent bonus and continuous serviec pay
would all be, decreased because thoy
would be awarded less often.
Want Shorter Terms
tttafy Journals are inclined TO OPP
pose Mr.. Hays plan. They say tho
tendency in the great armies OF Eu-
rope is TO shorten the term of enlist
ment. Recently this has been done in
Germany and In France. Some experts
want tho term shortened to one year.
They oven go SO far as TO prohibit re-
enlistment, save by non commissioned
ofhcers and specialists. or course.
their reason for this position is to grad :
ually bring the country to the point
where every able bodied man shall have
at least ono years military training.
Ono army publication gives a case IN
point. Napoleon. thinking to broak the
power OF Prussia after tho battle OF
Jena, prohibited an army OF larger
than 10000 men. Thereupon one year
enlistments were provided. with the re-
suit that within few years every
body was more or less trained
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-04-25

came to a position of great prom
hence. Although reared in the North.
he was ready to fight in 1870, for in
Congress he said: Our free institu-
lions We will yield only at the point OF
the bayonet, and in struggle we will
be found invincible" He wanted to be
President. and practically forced Polk
to make him Secretary of the Treasury.
However, he made an excellent official.
His reports were praised as models
of their kind. He reformed the tariff
and gave us the best tariff, in DIR.
Dodds opinion. we have ever had. He
brought Jefferson Davis into political
life.
After Walkers term in tho. Senate
was over. there appeared to be nothing
big enough for him in mississippi. He
was for a time departmental lawyer
in Washington. Then he proposed to
build railway in Wisconsin. and
raised sl,000.000 for it in England, but
not a single tie was ever laid. Though
great sums came to him, he spent them
recl1lessly. and soon became poor
Now, some silver stock given him
as n lawyers fee proved to be Il YER
table gold mine, and he found him
self worth 100000 Just at the out
break of the war.
Lincoln recognized his. great power
and gained Walkers help. Soon Walk.
er was In London squandering his
money, living like royal poteniatc,
and representing to the English people
that Jefferson Davis was responsible
for the reputation of the debt OF
Mississippi. Although Davis had work
cd to have Mississippi recognize tho
claims against her. he could not pro-
vent the work of Walker from having
its effect. Walker did quite MS much
as Charles Francis Adams In prevent
ing the recognition OF the Confectionery
by, England. This Is the reason why
the lifc of Walker has never been
written. lie died pauper in Wash
tngton III 1869. .355,
This evening$at s:15. o'clock Profos-,
sor Dodd will lecture on JEFFERSON