Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-05-03
Dr.. Lyons
Tooth Powder
cleanses, preserves and beau
titles the teeth and imparts
purity and fragrance to the
breath. Mothers shouldteach
the little ones its daily use.

proportions and attached to a Nisage
which last night sloUed with the lust
Of battle. He started off with serious
countenanCe. saying that there was no
levity in such a question. He got back
AT Representative 1OngWorth's personal
illusions EARL He said that no man
ever voluntarily wore a head bare of
hair II was trace of infirmity u sign
of disease, a standing joke. Il mockery OF
manhood He went back TO Bible times
for his tcXrs and prccedeuts. He said
that Representative 1ongWorths mus
tachcs were but pretexts and that the
combination of bald head and mustach"s
was a manufactured product that the
beard is badge of manhood
NO fair maiden ever feared a promise
from a bearded man. The bald-hcaded
man may possibly perform, but the beard
ed man needs only an opportunity. The
bald-headed man naturally goes to prison.
His head is ready. The subject is pre-
pared for the future. Some trouble is
necessary to prepare bearded man for
that unfortunate condition.
At this tuncture Mr.. Longsworth was
blushing all over his very high forehead.
Il might quote you from now until to-
morrow morning from holy writ, con-
tinued the advocate of the chin spinach
but could reach but one conclusion.
that whenever there was 1amentation and
sorrow and distress heads were shorn to
make them bald as All evidence of suffer
ing and pentence. Whether in sacred or
profare history. throughout all human
experience. from high station down to the
front row in the theater the bald headed
man has been the butt of jokes from be
glning to end
Majestic Bald Eagle in Evidence.
Senator Bob Taylor Of Tennessee. in
troduced as one OF the lights of the
Chautauqua circuit. had been sitting silent
". with puckered brows, as the invective
against tho esg-snaped rolled down from
the whiskers OF the sage of Montana.
Then as the gsvel fell. and the roar of
laughter died away, the TennesSeean
gathered his skirts about him. and meta
phorically holding his toga on his arm,
tore off ten minutes of good reasons why
bale heads are superior to a. growth OF
stubble on the chin. It was he who made
the first crashing reference to the bald
heads Of the American eagle, who sail
ma iestically around the bald peaks of the
towering mountains of this mighty con-
intent, etc. etc, ad lib. He Cantered out,
took a practice heat, and then finding
himself in good speaking order, he let er
rip:
Away up among the mountains Of Ten
nessee. he said. where the bald peaks
point upward toward the sky and where
the bald eagles circle around them. for
ever teaching the lesson of liberty, only
few short summers ago ] was born bald
headed. My father before me was eX-
tremely bald. When | opened my eyes
and looked upon his FURNISHED dome l
imagined the whole world was baldhead-
ed, and then when my mother pressed
her soft cheek and chin to mine | did
not dream there was in all this earth
such thing as whskers. But as the years
rolled on a splendid shock Of hair sprang
up on the top of my head and waved In
triumph above my classic brow. Curls
hung about my temples like halo of
glory, and when ! looked in a mirror l
dreamed that | was beautiful
But. alas. those raven tresses
Like autumn leaves began TO fall;
They fell until my head resembled
That thing they call o billiard bill.