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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-11-24
Girl
Moper
Ought to
Bring Herself
Back to Earth
BY BLANCHE BRUCE

HAT poor girl moper who goes around wedging
u into your because Miss Gid born with gold
in her mouth and you weren't because the general divine
scheme of things has queered you from way back
darling of fortune poodes while
EN must tote bills and order bookshat mop ought bring
81 herself task before goes heap under the
III %S9As tube A
@ The "Brushwood Boy" and "Wlam the oonqueror,"
stories have surely heard of time, considering the
fame OF their author best relish for work have
lost through mopng The main people these stories all keen
ON the JOY of using their facilities Some of them love their work
first and their sweehearts afterwards
Then that delightful story faithful conscientious
Eyre and that uplifting which Maggie Tuer who has
the things she would has wonderful gift for sacrifice
And books quite cheering and instructive the worker
and poor all industries and brought next
to people who have things contend with like ourselves
The get away your mistaken read
those of others But there still another way for the girl who
suffers with decrepit standpoint
senogapher NOPE because she wasn't the and
who had many dreams her head that wouldn't maelze got
the right direction cold winter morning haozen
with little children accosed her she left the snug apart
her herself well protected against the wind
fur
:. ! |
After she heard the womans story and called
/2S. her mother attend to her comfort she watched a
ZM%A vision in costly biowy plumes carry her
poodle little snowdi and hug him to her
81 ~ pretty self. This gave her another turn
" = N8 When she reached the Office she didn't She
II y % only her ability do the chiefs
IN spondence unaded, and reckoned that fortune
FW smiled her the shape of real rich husband she
~ >s%WL would give Of her time to paupers than to
A1 poodles
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Let's Have More Music

editor of the Ahson Globe now retired 70 sn
publishing magazine Is about To realize ne "
whit has his soul from childhood
It's brass band rs.. ,..s
Significance because Eds oaha
la aud 10 aNei
from TO town givi public -
will out Hs expects To scatter
ness and lnsuraon with the impaa.y
bis Is that when no has shown MA
VIII up he 'uo" an"
the public brass band n Institution. -.
n bu why a miuonatef Why not pta,
pcopes the people to aaase anu
Why not public band To NO WIN 'ns p
ache andth he municipal fire department.
music In ifa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Issue of War or Peace

will come To the
the few years inc sse
mss'en
mand for more exploit IN =.
This Ia that workfngmen WIZ
brothers OF other nations Tho dsmsns on
social reform This demand would DO sss '"~ "
BY AIRS
busine war and territory for trade
better conditions for humanity
soldiers but capitalists and psesson
VINO pe'i
burden of he alike In peace and In war
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Daf1derifle
Stops Falling Hair and
Destroys Dandruff
Makes the Hair Grow Long. Heavy
and Luxuriant and We Can
Quickly Prove II
IIfYou Wish to Double the Beauty
Of Your Hair at Once. Just Get .
IS Cent Bottle and Try This

Surely try Danderine Hair Cleznse you
with 10 Immediately double shs beauty ii
your hsir with little trouble and At cost not
worth mentioning just moissen cloth with =
hule Dsndrrinc and draw Il CAREFULLY through
your hair, taking one small strand At time,
this will cleanse the hair at dust. dirt 90 my
Excessive oil In few moments you viii be
amazed. Your hair viii he wsvy, fluffy and
abundant and possess m incompatible soft
ness, lussre and hxurianee, the beauty and
simmer of true hair hearth
Besides identifying the hair, one spplScz-
sion AZ D~nderinc diEsolves every particle
a Dmiua, eieznsa. psrihss and invigosztcs
the scalp, forever stopping itching and
falling hair.
| Dandcrine h 10 the hair wnna fresh showers
81 rain and sunshine are to vegetation. It
goes righs to the roosx, invigorzses and
strengthens them. It's exhilarasing, stimulate
ing and life producing properties cause the
hxir to grow abundznsly long, strong and
beautiful II a. once impzfts = sparkling
bsiIlisncy ard velvesy sofsncn to the hair,
and few weeks use win cause new hair 10
spsout all over the scalp. Use il every day
fos short time, sfter which two or three
times q week viii be sufficient to complete
whatever growth you desire.
You can surely have pretty, soft, hssrous
hair, and lots Of Il, II you win just get IS
cent bottle at knoswlson's DsndeFine from
any drug store o. toilcs counter and Try
b - directed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
EDNA WOULDN'T TALK WORTH A CENT,
BUT HERE'S HOW SHE NEAR GOT S., OO0, 900

Jumping Jupiter, Never again
Interviewing actresses II not In
my line. You don't have 10 prove
n. ! admit II. plead guilty.
I've talked 10 scores and scores
OF lawyers. I ring 'em up nj all
times Of tho day-and night Did
they ever shun the Iimsilghty Did
they ever say they didn't care 10
have their piciufes printed Did
they ever tell me they would rath.
or take their beauty aleep than sub.
nit TO an interview
Well. don't you think ~,
And now. after experiences OF
that kind, I get turned down by
the very first actress try 10 inter
view. just think OF n. A real. live
comic opera singer turning her
back cold on me when teIcphoncd
.--or hor cold back, perhaps she
hadn't got but Of bed yet. she said.
Tho dramatic editor was going 10
interview Mma. Games, tho grand
opera singer. so | was sent 10 get
q talk from Edna wallace Hopper
Of the Jumping Jupiter" company
at the Metropolitan.
had plenty OF time before court
opened NJ $50. So lust exactly nj
1850 RING her up at the Washing
ton. The telephone girl seemed
dubious. but I soon convinced her
In was real dramatic critic who
was on the line. SO she took a
chance
| could feel what WAS coming as
soon as heard that sleepy Hello"
I had a lunch that the hibosh was
put on tho interview know.
one OF those faux pas things was
much In evidence. tried 10 ex-
plain that | had 10 have that inter
view rfght away. but there wns
nothing doing
I'm sorryf but can't accommo-
date you this morning" was the
best could get from Edna Wallace
And the dramatic editor. after tho
many stories he's perpetrated to
show that Actresses don't fight the
limaiight. said ha wasn't nj all sur.
prfred Well. maybe l wouldn't
have tried to get an interview at
1855 a. m. either n I had known
that Edna Wallace Hopper nearly
fell heircss 10 some 5000. 600 I'D.
ma II native daughter of old
Frisco town. Her mothers second
husband was chap named Duns-
muir. brother Of IN. Prefnier Duns-
mulr Of British Columbia. He died
In New York shortly after his mar.
rage 10 f;dna's mother. leaving an
estate Of about si0.e0o.ooo In Can
ada 10 his brother. Edna's mother
compromised for an annuity Of t2s..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Observations

FIFTEEN thousand steel tire
AN ELEPHANT highest II second
o1dch leo
GERMAN the
Band" Shades Of departed hixhbrows
children Humane
animals Doesn't that sound goodg
MAYBE laughed California tried rich
his Did
81 ycursT
PRODUCTION the United by TO-
Ught
~ Extracting" however
street In al
disconnected
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
'CASCARfIS CLEANSE
/. I. 1 |. LIVER AND BOWELS
No, BIiIousnsss, Headache, Sick,
Sour Stomach, indigestion,
Coated Tongue o. Constipation

Enrred Tongue. bad Taste. In-
digestion. Sallow Skin and Miser@
able Headaches come from torpid
liver and clogged bowels. which
cause your stomach to become fill;
ed with undigcsted food. which
sours and ferments like garbage In
swill barrel That's the first step
to untold misery Indigestion. foul
gases. bad breath. yellow skin.
mental fears. everything that Is hor.
rible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight Will give You thorough
cleansing inside and straighten you
out by morning. They work while
you sleeps f0.cent box from your
druggist Will keep you feeling good
for months. Millions OF men and
women take Cascaret now and
then to keep their stomach, liver
and bowels regulated. and never
know miserable moment. Don't
forget the childron--their little In
sides need good. gentle cleansing.l
too.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE?
most
ANYTHING
Though you're deaf dumb a

though you're deaf. dumb and
blind.
There 10 no need for tears,
You can ssili show your Joy
ny iust wiagIinu your ears.
There's many slip between tho
cook book and the stove.
Some folks think that winter twi'
lights begin early so aH not to de-
lay the poker game.
Now the shoe trust knows what
II means 10 be pInched.
There IN only one worse object
for matrimony than poet--and
that Is a poctcss.
Geniures. prize fighters and con
demned murderers are alike In That
the public IL eager 10 know just
what they hav. for dinner
A little high living makes very
plain thinking
A husky appetite In an iusolencr
toward the average pay envelope.
There are few sadder sights than
this spectacle OF q man with five
days. growth OF beard trying to
play Little Eva In Uncle Toms
Cabin"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

I'm afraid that prima donna's
lack Of mathematical knowledge Ia
going to get me into trouble. said
the manager.
you are obliged 10 accept any
terms she Makes
Il am. Hut II was little Thought
less OF her to insist on my signing
q contract to pay her i0f per cent
OF the gross receipts" Washington
Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Don't Need Income Tax

In rs miles from
edled crooked and ancient Gus
model municipality which would be sort OF para
socialists
practically each
the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

He WAS not M represented by shs
eariy painters. Yet. why mott A
hctrayer enjoys betraying. Why
should not q Judas. who enjoys
iudasy. be fnt and sniIlngy
We know q gentleman who said
when running tor tho presidency:
= wish there 10 DO no doubt m
60 the revision Of the tariff. | am
a tariff revixionist"
Tariff rrvlsions should be I'm
mediate. aud ON tho whole Their.
should be substantial revision
downward"
Tariff duties ought 90 be 70,
duccd~
hut when be became president he
snapped his fingers In the faces N
hts electors and joyousiy betrayed
hts trust And fafter and more
smiling gentleman you viii SCARCELY
find between Maine and TsxaS.-.-
Lippincottx.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

House excitement he
court seou.
struck dominant
subsidized
rights that the
the attempt To switch the un ?.
like that won't work And u dd
would produce smashup
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

600 which ceased when she died.
Aud the famous light opera singer
contested the will in tbs Canadian
courts for third OF that $40. 900 900
which her mother was entitled 70
under California laws. Those
Judges IN Canada never heard her
sing or act. guess. for the story
ends here.
Edna Wallace Hopper was for
merry the wife OF the famous De
Wolf Hopper. and she's had 10
many successes that she can af-
ford 20 miss her picture In the pa
per once In while In order TO get
her beauty sleep
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

rs there any unanimity In your
family"
Lots OF II. but the trouble Ia we
can't seem to get together on, any
thing. '--T3altimor American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
No rsvorisssm.

lis your town doing anything ia
tho uplift iinr.-
"Oh. yes. We have a committee
appointed TO So. all shows suspect
ei OF being immoral and report on
them"
Good
Yes. a committee Of one thou
sand
Indeed Isn't that a---er--rather
large committeey
We'll. You see. wc can't afford
10 create any hard feelings. and 90
we made II large enough 20 include
about everybody. "--IAppincott's
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
4 Better Way.

"rlI give a party and leave her
out
On the contrary. dear. fry 70 got
her to come. She hasn't q thing III
to wear - WASHINGTON Herald
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

You say. be served three terms
In the state legislature. yet he IL an
honest mann
That's what I said
What's tho explanation
Perhaps an opportunity worth
while never knocked nj his door"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
insormsuon.

"Whsro does this train stop
nexty" asked the nervous traveller
|onsan uncertain railway.
Well. boss" replied the porter
Oars three washouts an some
bad tracks right along here an she
Is liable To stop mos any place mos
'e1f minute. "--Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

What did ahr say whom the
Judge granted her divorce but for
bsde her 10 marry In this state
again."
"She asked the Judge to make her
husband provide her with travelling
expenses. "--Desrott Free Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
What Did He Esuect for 81

Raynor-Have a good seat at the
wrestling match?
Shyne-Oh. yes; had a good
enough seat. but I couldn't see any
thing. ! forgot to bring my field
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

it's worth while being sick just
to meet some rars susl who
doesn't know Of amy remedy that
will help yuu.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Good.

The Father--But what special
qualifications has your school that
might interest my SOM
The Prfncipal---Just tell him that
we overlook the Hudson and non
attendance at classes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

MGR. Man--whst are those little
statues In front OF the ballot buxesy
Poll Clerk Those ar. rcproduc-
TONS Of the various candidates A
woman eouidn't think OF ordering
anything except from pattern. you
know PUCK.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

a fool and his money only In
dtiigr In trial marriage.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

win you lend me five doIlarss''
asked Jones Of his landlady.
'I'd like TO-" she replied. "but
that would be giving currency to r,i.
mors, and I'm no scandal monger.'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

Old rr0sbie came s-snoopina round.
But socn went on HE way.
Beesose ne found we had no place
Where he could sit and stay.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Correct.

The master was asking questions
masters arc apt to ask questions
and they sometimes receive curious
answers. The question was AZ fol-
lows:
Now. boys, how many months
have 2s daysy"
"Ail Of them. sir" replied boy
In front.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

TIL bet that man In tho father
of six or seven children"
"Why?"
III he had less than three he'd
be Dragging about them" Detroit
Free f'ress.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
BY MISTAKE
ONE ON HUBBY.


a hsnaug
hospital hts
the suspected the truth
well he with smile III have boon like this
He which had
envelopes
scrubbed pencil. Opened by msake"-Ssw York SUM-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

Cowboy Editor--This has been q
lucky day for me.
wife-Has SONS one been In 10
pay subscription
Editor--Weil. no. II wasn't NJ
lucky as that: but was shot at and
misssd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

well. Bluff. did you have good
timer" asked the country dog.
whose lame leg had kept him at
home
you bctcha," grunted the othor
dog. who had been permitted to
accompany his master 10 the vii
lage Il caught 1even Of them
fresh town dogs with their muzzles
on. Puck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

There's many a slip between u
cook book and the stove.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
Mamma Caught Them.

WanFnh Cau0ht Th0m.
What are you crying for. chill.
trenf"
We've just eaten a pot OF
mamma's raspberry jam" 4
"Ah. 80 you've all got stomach
ache. suppose7" q
mo. on the contrary. "-F1iegcnds
Hlaetter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
A NEW GARMENT

Mrs. psrtin Last niwh made a n awful
better with practice Ana
dearf I've been waiting
m Q things mysef--Toedo Biads.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05
ENDS MEET SIMULTANEOUSLY

white-lave trouble In Masking both ends meatg
Tho the Of the week
always az the aame ime.-Iiarperx hsxaar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1911-10-05

Some folks think that winter twi'
lights begin early so as not TO de
lay the poker game.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08
BETTER Teeth
fewer DENTISTS BILLS

Your teeth decay because particles
OF food get into crevices between and
around the teeth and create germs
OF decay. Ordinary tooth powders
and washes are entirely inadequate
to prevent 1t.
Try Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic, a de-
hcious. harmless germicide. Just
little In glass Of water, md rinse the
mouth and brush the teeth thorsAtyhly
1t will whiten the teeth, pS9vent
and remove tartar. destroy all e1rms
OF decay and save you dentists Dills.
Paxtine thoroughly cleanses. de-
odorizes and keeps pure and odorless
false teeth and bridgework. Paxtine
IL far superior to liquid antiseptics
and peroxide for all toilet and hy-
gienic uses. At Druggists 25 apd 6Oc,
or sent postpaid upon receipt OF y dee
by The Paxton Toilet Co., Bea m,
Mass. Send for a free sample.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08
SCALES ALL OVER HER BODY

About three years ago I was af-
fected by white scales on my knees
and elbows. l consulted q doctor who
change and consulted q specialist and
he claimed had psoriasis. l contin-
ued treatments under him for about
six months until l saw scales break
ing out all over my body save my
face. My scalp was affected, and my
hair began to fall. then changed
doctors to no avail. went to two
hospitals and each wanted to make
study OF the case and seemed unable
to cure 1t or assure me of a cure. I
tried several patent medicines and
was finally advised by friend who
has used Cuticura on her children
since their birth. to purchase the
Cuticura Remedies. purchased a
cake Of Soap. the Ointment and the
Resolvent After the first application
the itching was allayed.
II am still using the Soap and Oint-
ment and now feel that none other Is
good enough for my skin. The psor-
iasis has disappeared and l every
where feel better. My hands were SO
disf1gured before using the Cuticura
Remedies that had to wear gloves all
the time. Now my body and hands
are looking fine." (Signed) Miss Sara
Burnett. 2135 Fftzwater St. Philadel-
phia, Pa, Sept. 80. 1910.
Cuticura Soap (25c) and Cuticura
Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
the world. Send to Potter Drug G
Chem. Corp, sole props, 1876 Column
bus Ave-, Boston, for free book on af-
fections of the skin and scalp.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08
How He Averted a Duel,

The following is told OF former SEN
ator Joe Blackburn OF Kentucky:
In the days OF his youth the Ken
tuckian was asked by friend to sec
ond him in duel. He consented. and
at sunrise the parties met at the ap-
pointed place. Now. 1t was this Ken
tuckian's duty to say the last words
touching the terms Of the duel. But.
duty. the duel never took place.
A murmur OF "Why not?" invariably
goes around whenever this story Is
told. whereupon the answer is as fol
lows:
For a very simple reason. When
Joe finished speaking it was too dark
for q duel."-Harper's Magazine.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08
i!NTTFQjE:

The new beaded sashes are lovely.
Marquisette blouses are high in
favor and may be had in all styles
and colorings.
Curls hanging at one side OF the
head have returned to favor. This
style is suitable for the youthful type
Of tace
Among the useful fabrics that find
first place in women's favor are the
henriettas and soft cashmeres that
lend them selves to either a simple or
ornate style.
The springtime colored blouse that
matches the materials OF which the
tailored suit is made is an important
factor In the outfit Of every we'll
dressed woman.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08
THE dras. shoxn in the f,rst illustra-

THE dress shown in the frst illustra-
! ton IL quite simple but smart; It
y suitable for making up in any fns
wooden. shantung or linen. Our
model 10 In reseda cashmere:
shaped piece 10 added to the lower
part of skirt; It may be laid on nat
and the Joining covered By trimming
q have . piping Of striped silk stand
Ing mp from edge.
The bodice II cut and trimmed to
match the skirt; It has yoke and I'M
Asrslssvss of tucked ninon. Small
nurn-ovef collar cl white embroldsred
lDVn.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08

Materials required: 4 yards 46
inches, I yards lining cashmere. Y
yard striped silk. u yard ninon ~
inches wide.
The second picture shows a very
useful Princess dress for school wear
that can be carried out well in serge.
The panel back and front are laid
over sides in wide wrapped seams.
The small bishop sleeves have plain
cuffs about inches deep. An EN-.
broidered collar and loopy ribbon bow
finish the throat
Materials required: yards ae
luchae vida. & yards satoen.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1911-04-08
New Geography Party.


This party was arranged and car
ried out by a fond aunt for her little
niece aged ten. There were 20 guests
and the invitations read thus:
Miss Dorothy Brown requests the
pleasure Of Miss Mary Collins COM
pany at . geography party on Tues
day from four to seven. April 21. at
s425 Spring street Costumes"
The invitations were sent out good
two weeks in advance to give the
mothers time to talk 1t over and plan
the costumes In many instances what
the children had determined the char
acter they For example:
The little boy who had a complete
/ Indian outfit went ~ The first Amer
ican." q lad who rejoiced in q good
big, fat plaster pig went as an Irish
man with . clay pipe and a high hat.
. vivid green necktie and . quaint lit
tie black swallow-tail coat worn over
brilliant green knee breeches.. The
young hostess represented Miss
Geography" Her dress was OF pale
blue silk. with . band Of maps around
the bottom put on with library paste;
q wide girdIe was the equator. 1t
was Of black velvet and the shoul-
OF grayish silk. marked Cape Horn" "
Cape Hatteras." Her neck was cir
cled by the isthmus Of Panama. On
her head she wore q cunningly de-
vised cap Of papier mache made from
Q globe. In her hand she carried a
wand, from which blue and white nib
bons streamed. bearing the names
North and South Poles"
Ono OF the amusements was a jolly
game called Mail Bags" The guests
sat on chairs In a semi-circle and
when the leader called out The mail
is going from Ireland to Mexico" the
two children representing these places
ran and changed chairs as quickly as
possible. When the leader called"Gen
eral Delivery" then every one changed
places. chair being taken out quick
ly by the leader and the one who was
left became the leader when the next
mail went out" Another game
proved a great success. A large map
Of Europe was hung on the wall and
each child was given bit OF paper
marked Dan Il must explain that
Dan was about to go to Europe for
the summer; the game was to study
the map irst to flnd the location OF
Paris: then each child in turn was
blindfolded and tried to see how near
they could come to putting Dan" In
Paris. Each slip Of paper was left
Just where placed on the map until
all had tried Then It was great fun
to see where Dan" found himself.
Only one came any place near Paris.
The last amusement OF all was the
most fun. The guests were told to
form in line and go into the next
room to buy their tickets for the coun-
try or place they represented The
found q real ticket office, with an ac-
commodating father as the business
like agent. AS the applicant presented
himself the question was: What
country are you?" The answer. we'll