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The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-10-13
Mission Messages

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sion Wednesday on government
business.
Misses Tobin and Goodrich are
in Missoula this week attending
the teachers institute.
Thomas Stevenson and Jack
Craig of Missoula stayed in the
Mission over night this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Beckwith
returned from Spokane last Sun
morning, after spending a week
at the fair.
Miss Austin and her brother of
Moiese valley have been the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. R. M.
Reid at their ranch house south
of the Mis- sion this week.
A moving picture machine has
been installed in the local opera
house. The first performance
was given last Sunday before a
large and appreciative audience.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Heinote and
Mr.. and Mrs. RUDE Dishmon re-
turned to the Mission last SUM-
day after spending two weeks
camping on St. Mary's lake.
Both the gentlemen succeeded in
killing a goat.
Mr.. and Mrs. Whapley of La
Cross, Wis.,, and Mrs. S. H. Rus
sell of Missoula, mother of Mrs.
Whapley, are visiting at Geo.
H. Beckwith's. They will remain
as their guests until the end of
the week when they leave for
Hamilton to visit Mrs. Beck
with's father.
Chas. Schrader has been en-
gagged by the county commits
sioners to construct some much
needed roads in the vicinity of
the Mission. The bad stretch of
road by the Ursulines is being
put in good shape and will prove
boon to automobilists and
freighters.
The reclamation service is con-
structing a road to st. Mary's
lake. The road will be used for
freighting construction supplies
to that point, but it will be open
to the public and will make a
beautiful drive for automobiles
and make accessible to the pub
lie the beautiful St. Mary's lake.
F. H. Newell, director of the
U. R. Reclamation Service and
H. N. Savage, Supervising Engi-
neer of the northern division
spent Tuesday and Wednesday
of this week at the reclamation
headquarters. They visited the
work at St. Mary's lake Wednes-
day and departed in the after
noon on No. AZ for Helena.
There will be big wrestling
match at the Mission opera house
on Saturday, Oct. 2Sth, between
Dutch Wagner and the Bulgar-
ian, George Steiff. These two
men met here before but the
match was a draw. The purse
will be for $500. The officials
for the match have not been
chosen yet. Steiff is now in
Spokane training for a bout with
Tom Brown the Spokane Athletic
club man. There should be a
large crowd present at the match
here, as both men are evenly
matched and good workers. Coco
preliminaries will be held, one
between RUDE Dishmon and a
local man, and one between An.
tome Finley, a full blood Flat
head, and an unknown Kootenai.
There was a funeral at the
Mission on Monday that revived
memories of the shooting scrape
that took place on Swan river in
the fall of 1909. Two weeks ago
the relatives of the four Indians
who were killed by Deputy State
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-10-13

Not to Be Forgotten.
II say, do you think much of Black!'
II do unfortunately; he owes me a
ten spot
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-10-13

Bert Lish and wife were in Ro-
nan yesterday from Post creek.
Mr.. Lish is one of the prosperous
leasers in that locality and is we'll
pleased with the results of the
present year, having threshed
over 6, 900 bushels Of grain. Mrs.
Lish will leave today for Missoula
where the children will attend
school this winter, returning to
the Post creek home in the spring.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-10-13

Contributions of local news solicited but the publisher
the p to reject whole part such communa
zion All notices of meetings and entertainments held for profit
will be charged regular rates.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-10-13

The parole board of the feder-
al prison at Leavenworth, Kan
sas, has granted a parole to John
R. Walsh the Chicago banker,
who wrecked three banks. The
president refused to pardon
Walsh, but a parole has been Sc
cured under conditions that the
aged prisoner report periodically
to the district attorney of ILL
nois. He will retire to a small
town in that state and reside.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1911-10-13

The trial of John J. Mcnamara
at Los Angeles, charged with
the dynamiting of the Times
building in which 81 persons lost
their lives, began Tuesday,. The
prisoner has issued a statement
in which he charges that he is
the victim of a conspiracy and
asserts his entire innocence. The
outcome Of the trial will be
watched with interest.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
Audubon and His Hair.

Audubon. the great naturalist. early
in his career wore his hair very long
He wrote in his diary one day: IL
wear my hair as long as usual. l be-
lieve it does as much for me as my
paintings" However, in 1927 his
friends succeeded in persuading him
to get his hair cut according to the pre-
vailing fashion. On March 10 of that
year he wrote in his diary: This day
my hair sacrificed and the will Of God
usurped by the wishes of man. AS the
barber clipped my locks rapidly it re-
minded me of the horrible times of
the French revolution when the same
operation was performed upon all the
victims murdered by the guillotine. My
heart sank low" Further to express
his grief. the margin of the page on
which this entry was made he. painted
black about three-Quarters OF an inch
deep all around.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
BIBLICAL TROUBLES.
knotty Language Problems TransIators
Have to Solve.

Knotty Language Problems Translators
Have to Solve.
Some of the riddles that have to be
solved before the Bible can be trans
lated into remote and barbaric tongues
are cited in that annual wonder book.
the popular Illustrated report Of the
British and Foreign Bible society.
How. for example. can you find a
name for lamb" among the inhabit-
ants of some island where the only
quadrupeds are pigs and rats? How
can you render whittier than snow" in
the dialects Of West Africa. where
snow is utterly unknown?
Occasionally the difficulty is one Of
sheer space. Lengua. the speech Of
an Indian tribe in Paraguay. which
has been furnished with the gospel
according to st. Mark. is so unwieldy
that the word eighteen can only be rep
resented thus: "Sohogemek- wakthla-
mok emiriik -antanthlama." Literally
translated. that means finished my
hands. pass to my other foot-three."
for fingers and toes serve as units.
The word for butter in Lengua is
''waitky namankukingnink ikpith
muk" which means literally 1.-The
grease Of the juice Of the udder of the
cow
In New Guinea the translator want
ed the proper idiom for "far be it
from me to do this thing" SO he con-
suited an intelligent catechumen
"Yes." replied the catechumen. II un.
derstand exactly. We have the pre-
else idiom. We say. May speak to
my mother-in-law before | will do this
thing"" for in that land of strange
taboos one Of the objectionable sins IS
for man to open his lips to his wifes
mother.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
WILLING TO LEND.
only Her Husband, the Mean Thing,
Had Prched Her Wad!

Men have something to learn from
.touchers'' for coin Women respond
to such requests once in about every
thousand cases. bat they are scientific
in their refusals. \ Cleveland woman
with Il reputation as Il borrower
turned up ut the home of one of her
friends the other morning with much
done over story about Il persistent and
threatening dressmaker and the usual
request for the loan-''pay it back to-
morrow. certain"-of 50.
why. my dear. certainly" was the
pleasant response to her carefully re-
hearsed little yarn. you poor thing.
you. Just wait till run upstairs and
get my purse
She ran upstairs The male head of
the house happened to be in the room
where she kept her purse. He saw her
dig the purse out of chiffonier draw
er and deliberately remove a wad of
bills from it. leaving about 81 cents
in silver and copper in the change
receptacle The man was mean enough
to lean over the stair railing when
his wife went downstairs to the par
Ior with her fattened pocketboOk in
her hand.
"Oh. I'm so sorry. dearie." he heard
her say. but | really thought | had
the money. find. though. that Frank,
as usual. has been ut my PURSE
heard him say something about set
Ting a plumbers bill last night when
| was half asleep-and the mean thing
has left me only enough for car fare.
Too bad. OF course. you know, if |
had it''-and so on.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
JustifiabIe DECEPTION.

The talk had gone back, and fro
and the youthful Socialist had been
announcing that no man ought to get
his living by cheating. and we all lis
tened to him and agreed that it was
dreadful when men and women did
not tell the truth. but tried to make
their living by deceiving people. Mil
lionaires. landowners. financiers. we
scarified all of them who cheat the
public.
ception," said the young man.
Then quiet voice from Il woman
came from the corner of the sofa
"What about the conjurer?'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

Four hundred years ago eating was
practically confined to two meals a
day. but in many parts the second or
evening meal was of such protracted
iting its duration. Thus at Berne there
was law against sitting at table more
than five hours. AT Bale. from 10
o'clock in the morning to O'Clock in
the evening was the ma Ximum permit
ted, but the town council was unable
to practice its own counsels of perfec-
ton and on great occasions finished in
private. In SaXony the innkeeper was
forbidden to serve more than four
dishes at one meal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
CURIOUS BLUNDERS.
The Anachronisms That Crowded a
Once Famous Poem.

] ne AndCNToniSH1S mat STOWoS0 q
Once Famous Poem.
The medieval romances are full of
blunderS, making contemporaries of
men who were separated sometimes
by hundreds, sometimes by thousands,
of years, but as historical criticism
had not then being and the general
information of the age was not SUI
perior in any particular to that Of the
novelist their plans do not amount to
much from literary point Of view.
Such an instance is the case of Arios-
to, who might be supposed to know
something at least of the truth of his
tory, but whose once famous poem.
"Orlando Furioso." is tissue of his
torical absurdties from beginning to
end.
peers are Joined by Edward l. of Eng
land. Richard. earl Of Warwick; Clar-
ence and the Dukes of York and
Gloucester: cannon are employed hun
dreds Of years before the time of
Monk Schwartz. and the Moors are
represented as cot"pIShcu III Sp"iI III
spite Of the historic fact that 800 years
elapsed after the death Of Charlie
magne before they crossed from Afri-
ca. In one place Prester John. who
lived 400 years after Charlemagne,
and Constantine the Great. who died
five centuries before him. are intro
duced and hold familiar converse with
the great Charles. while in another
Saladin and Edward the Confessor are
joined by the Black Prince.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
BANK CHECKS.
Srs Part They Flay In the Payment OF
Debt

4 young man had Kept in his r0~
session for several days Il che, iron
hi uncle His uncle died, ANA ue
FASTENED to the u"nk to cash the
check. When he found the bank would
not pay the chech until it had orders
from the heirs or from the courts he
was surprised and observed to his ia
Their that he thought of Il check as be-
ing 50 much money if the signature
was good
AS Il matter of fact. however. n
check is merely an order from a. to
B., who holds some of As money. to
pay a certain amount thereof to G.
1t is not money. even if the names On
the check are good and well known
and the bank is solid as the govern
ment. Although checks are given in
payment Of debt and receipt usually
Is signed on the spot. yet the passing
of check does not constitute pay
ment of Indebtedness until it Is paid
by the bank.
Nor will the concurrent receipting of
the debt for which it is given change
this If the check is not paid on pres
entaton to the bank the original claim
stands against the drawer or giver of
the check. But Il certified check con
stitutes payment on the part of the
person who draws it,
Checks may be antedated or post
dated--that is. dated before or after
the date of delivery. If postdated
checks are paid before the day speci-
fed the drawer can recover the mon
ey, for the bank has acted not in ac-
cordance with any order from him.
but on its own responsibility.
If blank is left for the date the
holder is authorized to insert the true
date of delivery, but no other date.
The insertion of any other date or
changing the date without the consent
Of the drawer makes the check void
New York Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
Still Wonderinq.

The deaf man got out of the tram
car on to the other line of rails
Look out. There's car coming!
cried the conductor.
What" said the deaf man.
"There's car coming"
WHAT"
Just then the car caught and knock
ed down the deaf man. and as he pick
ed himself up he said
Il wonder what that fool kept me
there talking about!-LondOn Mail.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
Welcome Joy,

Eff you amt got manners ter tell Joy
good mawnin' when you meets him.
how does you expect him ter call roun
by de place you live at? You better
be mighty keerful. fer whilst he is
allus in Il good humor he sho' do ex-
lanta Constitution.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
lust the Onposite.

An Irishman at fair got pOked in
the eye with stick ana took proceed
ings against the offender
Said the magistrate. Come. now.
you don't really believe he meant to
put your eye out"
Faith you're right this time" said
Pat. for | believe he tried to put it
farther "-I.ondOn Tit-Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

pain, my nerves are stronger and / can
do my own work. Lydia T.. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cured me after
everything else had failed, and l rec
ommend it to other suffering women"
Mrs. VIM. SEALS. COS w. Howard ST.,
Creston, Iowa.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu-
inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills should not lose sight of
these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
restore their health.
If you want special advice write
to Mrs. Pink ham, at Lynn, Mass.
She will treat your letter as
strictly confidential. For 90 years
she has been helping sick women
in this way, free of charge. Don't
hesitate-Write at once.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

The Moral Stimulus Of Good Clothes.
Men grow in self respect as they
wear good clothes. Their clothes earn
them the approval of their fellows
In turn they are forced to grow to fill
the measure of good opinion. so that.
forced forward by the clothes he
wears. men attain to their highest
capability. -Sartorial Art journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
A Rare Treat,

A distinguished society leader of New
York. lately returned from motor trip
through France. said that her most de.
lightful experience was hearing the
French pheaSants singing the mayor.
naise. Eve-ybody's.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

in my side. sick
headaches and ner-
vOusness. | had Ia
ken so many medi-
cines that l W a
discouraged and
thought l would
never get we'll. A
friend told me of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound and it re-
stored me to health.
In n " a ~ n Vnnrn
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
CITY MESSENGER COMPANY.

TELEPHONE NUMBER CHANGED
The City Messenger company has il
stalled two telephones, Nos. 1891 AM
5941, one of which is always open
Call either number and Central will
get us" JOS. FARRELL, Mgr
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
Thu ExcAntion.

Doesn't your husband like cats
Mrs. Binks?"
mo. indeed. He hates all cats ex.
cept little kitty they have at bis
club. baltimore American.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
PUBLISHERS NOTICE.

City subscribers failing to receiv.
and Thursdays will please notify tn.
City Messenger Co., Tel. 1891. and +
paper will be sent to the address a
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

When our hatred Is too bitter It
places US below those whom we hate
-RochecuurAnid
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

A man without patience IA a lamp
without il.-De Musset,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

All the news that's worth while 10
found in the Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
.INFLAM=
NATION
AND PAIN
Cured by Lydia {. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

CrestOn, Iowa. was troubled for
q long time with inflammation. nains
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06
COURT GRAYS HARBOR, NO. 2
FoREsTERs OF AMERICA
Meets Every Tuesday in A. o. U. W
Hall at 7:3O P. M.
w. o. slMONs, r. s.
A. L. lUND, c. r.
THE FRArERNAL BROTHERHOOD

Meets second and Fourth Thurs
day evenings of each month in X. o.
p. hall at o'clock p. m.
L. C. DAVIDSON, Treas.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1911-03-06

CAMP 5431
MODERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA
Meets Every Second and Fourth FRI
day Evenings, !. O. O. F. Hall,
Market and F Streets
Visiting Neighbors Welcome
WIN. NJ. FALKNER, C. C.
J. ]. ROBINSON. Clerk
When you read it in the Herald, you
know it's so.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1911-05-30
CHARGES CRAFT
IN STATE DEPT,
U. S. Paid s2450 For POr-
tTaI, C0stiag $3.50.

Washington, May 30.-As the re
suit OF hearing before the house
committee on expenditures in the
state department, Colonel William Fl
Michael, formerly chief clerk OF the
state department and now United
States general consul at Calcutta, has
been asked by the secretary OF state
tte exRlai plain an 81 fs1a rentrfY necnliar mon
etary transaction in which he was con-
cerned during his service at the de.
partment
Albert Rosenthal, Philadelphia
portrait painter, startled the commit
tee with the charge that he was paid
only $3.50 for a portrait of Associate
Justice William R. Day, former secre-
tary of state, While the department
records contain a voucher and receipt
indicating that he was paid $2450.
At the same hearing Thomas Morrl-
son, disbursing officer of the state de
partment, testified that he paid the
amount indicated by the voucher
s2450-to Colonel Michael Rosenthal
reiterated that he received only $3.50,
which, he said was the price for
which he had agreed with Mr.. Day to
paint the portrait He learned of the
voucher, which, he says, he signed
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1911-05-30
RELIGION OUT Or FASHION ?
George Bernard Shaw Says "Christ
Was Failure"

George Bernard Shaw Says Christ
Was Failure"
London, May 30.-In addressing a
gathering of undergraduates at Cam
bridge, George Bernard Shaw said:
The man who says that Christ was
the highest possible being isn't worth
working with Christ was failure"
Mr.. Shaws subject was THE Flu
ture OF Religion"
Among the other things he said on
the matter besides that already quot
ed was:
The mention Of God has gone out
of fashion. You never hear about God
now in parliament and only occasion
ally in the law courts. The people are
governed by a system OF idolatry. The
clergymen, the judges and the king.
are idols who generally have to be
given enough money to dress bette
than other people. The king cannot
impose upon me- | know that the king
is merely man, but scarcely any one
else in England seems to know 1t
When Darwin came along with the
theory OF natural selection people
jumped at it and kicked Gcd out OF
the window"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1911-05-30
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the
ear. There is only one way to cure
deafness, and that is by constitution
al remedies. Deafness is caused by
an inflamed condition of the mucou
lining of the Eustachian Tube
When this tube is inflamed you nav
rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unles
the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's nor
NAL condition, hearing will be des-
troyed forever; nine cases out OF
ten are caused by Catarrh, which is
nothing but an inflamed condition
of the mucous surface.
We will give One Hundred Dol
lars for any case of Deafness (cauS-
ed by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & &C., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1911-05-30
THROW OUT THE LINE
Give the Kidneys Help and Many
Cambridge People Will be Hap


Throw Out the Life Line
The kidneys need help.
They're overworked-can't SET ih
poison filtered out of the blood.
They're getting worse every min
ute.
Will you help them?
Doan's Kidney Pills have brought
thousands of kidney sufferers back
from the verge Of dispair.
Mrs. Joseph Rosetta. Water st
Cambridge, Md, says: Il have
used Doans Kidney Pills off and on
for years and can say that they are
deserving of all the praise they
have received. My back panied me
a great deal and l was scarcely able
to do my Homework. The doctor
was unable to help HE in the least.
Learning of Doan's Kidney Pills,
got a supply at Bradshaw's Phar
macy and before long they cured
me. 1 am pleased to tell Of ny
experience with Doan's Kidney
Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-M ilburn Co, Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name--Doan S
and take no other.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1911-05-30
RUbuS Cloth.

What is Paint? Some people
think anything labelled paint is
paint, but there's a difference, just
as much as between one kind Of
cloth and another. Cloth nine
tenths cotton and one-tenth wool,
is bogus cloth. Cloth all wool wears
to the limit. Paint at a price be-
tween IS cents and $3.50 is like
bogus cloth. The l.. & NJ. Paint is
all wool and wears to the limit.
There's Il reason.
Our agents are Phillips Hardware
Co, Cambridge, Md.