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The Arvada enterprise., 1911-05-04

Try ten cents worth Of shay
ings boiled in oil, for kindling
your fire. A small handful does
the work. You can get it from
your grocer or call the saw mill,
Arvada TAI.
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-05-04

Jucunda Strawberry plants
and cultivated native plum trees
for sale. Louden, Arvada, Grif-
fifth station. 45-3
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-05-04

Wanted Poultry. We pay top
prices cash. Call up Arvada 81,
Or address box SS. Tell us what
you have to sell. Square Deal
Poultry yards; West lst and Ad-
elaideSt. ;B. C. Williams. prop. 4ltf
The Arvada enterprise., 1911-05-04


First class shoes. also shoe re-
pairingat Bagshaws. 45-tf
For Sale-A good horse. Apply
at the Arvada Lumber Co. AL
Musical Concert Co. at the
Bank hall Monday night, May 5.
A direct shipment Of very fine
mackerel Just received at Alb.
H. Barth's.
Bur your candies at the home
cooked food sale" this Saturday
afternoon, May 6.
Buy your hat and materials at
the French Millinery, no extra
charge for trimming 39-tf.
Wheat for sale, 81. 40 per hun
dred at c. E. Aliens, phone Ar,
Vada 1913. 41-tf
Clifton Robins returned to
Yampa the first of the week after
a short visit with his mother, Mrs.
Jennie Robins.
Forsalc. 'Kcllersuass" strain
Crystal White Orpington eggs
for Matching. W. f. Gerhart,
Arvada, Colo. 4l-tf
If you want to buy, sell, rent
or trade, see us. We are hustl-
ing for business. Knapp and
Newton, the real estate men. Aft
DR.. T. O. Duckworth has
moved his residence and office
into the Young block, where he
may be found mornings and even
ings.
Messrs. F. C. Vetting, NJ. P.
Chinn and J. f. White were sup
poned to Golden Wednesday to
serve on a jury in the district
court.
DR.. James G. Clayton is now
comfortably established in his
suite Of rooms in the Young
block and has his office fitted up
in nice shape.
If you want fire, life, accident
or burglary insurance, see US.
We represent good companies
only. Phone Arvada 1851;
Knapp and Newton, the real es-
tate men. 44-tf
Don't forget the card party
and dance at theBank hall Friday
night, May 5th. Refreshments
will be served. Beautiful prize
will be given the couple winning
the most games of cards.
Theodore Simms and family
left Wednesday for Anselmo,
Nebr., for a visit with relatives.
Mr.. SimmS will return in about a
week Or ten days, but the rest Of
the family will probably remain
for a month or more.
The pastor Of the Methodist
church, Rev. A. w. Rice begin
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
Chautauqua Reading Circle
Met Last Night.

The Chautauqua Reading circle
met last night at the home of tn
President. Mrs. W y. Anderson, Oh
East Orange Street, at which time
there were present about tfirt'
ladies and gentlemen. members ol
the Circle
The evening was one OF social en-
ioyment TO all the time being sp"h'
very pleasantly in discussing the
coming chautauqua, the work which
the circle wishes TO take up, ana
Other matters of mutual interest
The members were glad to have with
them Prof. and Mrs Rucker
Adams. who gave short talks, telling
some of their plans and in various
ways giving good advice and counsel
to the members.
At the conclusion of the soclal
hour delicious refreshments were
served by Mrs. Anderson. who made
the evening one of unusual pleasure
TO her guests.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
Mrs. Griffin's Whist Party.

Mrs. J. d. Grifiin's home was thu
scene OF two pretty social affaire
yesterday, one in the afternoon and
the other last evening. both being
given in honor of her guest, Mrs
Minnie l.. Miller, of Tampa.
In the afternoon Mrs. Griffin on
tertained at Whist, and il was found
at the conclusion of the games that
Mrs Miller and Mrs Rodrick had
won thirteen games out of fifteen.
These ladies cut and it fell to Mrs.
Rodrick to be the one to make the
highest score of the afternoon.
Late in the afternoon the card
tables were cleared and delicious
drinks were served by the Lax"
Pharmacy, who sent up Their own
walters for the occasion. mos"
who were present al this pretty al
fair werr Mrs. Minnie l.. Miller. Mrs.
charles Trammell. Mrs Paul ODon-
iel Mrs. e. W. Jacobs, Mrs. j. IL. A
Bruce. Mrs. Common. Mrs. Richards.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
Talented Woman Charmed
With Lakeland.

Il am much pleased with Florida
and | think Lakeland is beautiful
spot, indeed" said Mrs. Fairhead, oil
Coyington. Ky. to a Telegram repre-
sentative this morning Mrs. Fair
head is Grand Chaplain Of the q. l.
A. to 3. of L. E., and she is here 10
attend the reception tonight OF the
G. |. A. to b. of l.. F.. at which al
fair she will deliver an address.
Mrs. Fairhead has just returned from
a trip to California. but says tina;
size finds Florida a more delightful
State in many respects. On the &C.
casion of this, her first visit to Flori-
da, she is greatly impressed with the
growth and progress evident on every
side. While here this talented lady
is the guest Of Mrs. r. n. Marler.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16

Last evening number gathered
at the home of DR.. and Mrs. J. ID
Griffin to enjoy a musicale given in
honor of their hOusegucst. Mrs
Minnie l.. Miller.
Brilliant piano numbers were Civ
on by Mrs. Fred Eaton and Mrs. W.
$. irwin, both of whom are accom-
lished musicians. Prof l.. u. Jones,
whose violin selections are always
heard with delight, gave several
pretty numbers Miss Villa Bailey
sang very sweetly. her voice being
well trained and pleasing to the ear.
DR.. W. $. irwin. who is viOlinist
of ability, gave one or two violin
numbers, also he and Prof, Jones
were heard together in several So
lrctions. Mrs. Fred Eaton. the ac-
companisi of the evening, at the
piano
Mrs. Griffin served a delicious
salad course later in the evening, ana
thus ended round OF entertain
ments which this gracious hostess
has rendered her charming guest
during her stay in Lakeland. Those
present last evening were Mrs Min
ME Miller. Mrs. Fred Eaton. DR.. ana
Mrs. ". S. irwin, Mr.. and Mrs. Rich
ards, Mr.. and Mrs. Bailey. Prof and
Mrs. Jones, Miss villa Bailey.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
Donations to St. Nicholas Girl.

The St. Nicholas Girl reported al
The Telegram office this morning thai
she had received $1,000 from the
Odd Fellows; sl00 from Mr.. 5. r
Melton; Sl.60 from the Lakeland
Book Store and 30 cents from Mrs
w. y. Sheats. which she VIII use
with other money collected, in buy
ing gifts. clothes and other necessi-
Ties for the children who have been
heard from.
To date the St Nicholas Girl mas
received "a letters. and more VIII no
doubt be received before the closing
Cav. All donations to this cause
will be greatly appreciated II lei
with Dr. F. d. Bryan al the 'entrai
Pharmacy
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
WHEN ADAM NAMED THINGS

When Adam WIZ namin de bcaslic'
en- birds,
De inseXes, fishes. en- snakes.
Dey come along pas him in drove,
en- in herds,
En- it took turble thinkin' to think
up dem words
Mules. elephants. ycthworms. cu
brakes
How you rcckin he come to say liz
zud en- fox.
En- tarpin, en- buzzard, en- bee.
En- boss. en- bull-sparrow. en- cuck-
roach. en- OK.
En- possums. en- coons, en- chick
ems, en- hawks.
En- tiger. en- catbird, en- tleae
He didn't have time den to study en-
spit;
He had to keep long wild de game.
He had TO put up wild de hes he
could get,
Wutuver was passin he had to name
Right dar in its tracks wild a name.
Jis' mule don't mean nothin', ncr
jackdaw. ner mink,
Ner mOccasin, rabbit. ner dog;
En- him en- Miss Eve didn't have time
to think,
Err even set down on a log.
IL *
But dey done pretty well. You try
il en- see.
It's hard TO name even blossom.
vi, wut could you call bee bu, 4
bee?
En- if you sees possum way up in
tree,
You cant think or nOthin but
pOssum.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
The Sarcastic Girl.

! What "A nice girl Mary would BE-
il only she weren't SO sarcastic,
said one of her friends to me the
other day.
Now, this remark ought TO have
been made to Mary herself, for her
! ability to say cutting things is a mat
ter of great pride to her. Sarcasm
is her idea of wit She thinks it in
dicates Il keen, alert mind. and she
Just knows II adds to her charm. and
that all the girls are dying with
envy.
Foolish Mary. A man may be- at
tractcd for time by the girl who Is
quick al repartec and has always !,
witty answer ready Yet il is true
that the sarcastic girl seldom mar
rics, simply because men are afraid
Of her ralstic wit.
Somehow or other We have the
uncomfortable feeling that, while We
laugh At her witty remarks to and
about others, We soon may come I'm
for the same treatment, which w.
do not enjoy
Brightness and u keen sense of
humor are excellent qualities to pos
sess, but when girls use the latter
to say sharp things at the expense
OF Others they are on the highrOah
t. unpopularity Elk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
Reception and Banquet
This Evening.

y. affair which promises to bt
a-1.,y attended will occur this eve
a.al when the members of Orange
8',-"m Division 4?9 c. l. A. to b.
:. will entertain the l.Ocomo-
,' engineers. their wives and
aa This evening with grand
ef'pn and banquet in the Odd
.iH. Hall.
3i'ion to the reception there
1>o be the installation OF Off
$40 have recently been elected
q ~ coming year. Invitations
a te"n issued to Jacksonville.
,ii.! bartow. Orlando. Tampa anu
- ,urrounding Divisions, to
z " With the Lakeland Division on
aston, and a large crowd are
A". I'D 70 attend.
- prominent ladies are also here
= - affair. Mrs. Crittenden, AS
ga Grand Vice President. OF
MON lie, Tennessee, and Mrs. Fair
--ac. Grand Chaplain. of Covington.
n Tas Ladies Auxiliary to the
5,o,h.-hcod of Locomotive Engi-
'4F> have a membership in the Uni
S,at.s Of 2O,6O0. with SIS Divis-
- d. of which is the Lakeland
'-r.aL A line of insurance is
IT'D. ard fully two-thirds of the
~.ship are insured.
= -eception is being looked for
. with pleasurable anticipa-
I: he engineers and their fam
&c hat it will be a delightful
4' soes without saying.
following officers will be in
a... tonight:
- President-Mrs. j. L. Pad
II
.dent-Mrs. J. B. Hogan
Pres.-Mrs. r. NJ. Marler.
Mrs. ]. c. Brown.
as.-Mrs. F. ]. Tedder.
-aplaln-Mrs. H. H. Brewer.
ide-Mrs. E. c. Flanagan.
Aunel-Mrs. G. r. FARRELL.
Hafshall-Mrs. W. B. Cone.
dfshal-Mrs. +. E. Dunbar.
Ausieian-Nrs. Robt. Pate.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
Houseparty Goes to Tampa.

Miss Lucy Newsom, Miss Lillian
Nurrell and Miss Farmer. the TWO
latter of Florence, 5. C., were par
* going down to Tampa this morn
ing chaperoned by their hostess.
Mrs G.. B. Murrell- These young
ladies' compose a houseparty which
Mrs Murrell is entertaining during
the holidays.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1911-12-16
A FRIEND OR TWO.

VI. a,ure and all OF peace
Iirnd or Two;
your troubles may lind re
a~e
friend or two.
s.. N. grip of the clasping hant
ns 1,il,. soil or in foreign land.
~. ~. world is made-do you un.
t.rs,and?
IN a friend or two.
, .9us % sing and crust to share
Win a friend or two;
.uil 10 give and grief to bear
With friend or two.
cad 10 walk and goal to win.
IN l.el,nook TO find comfort in;
1ae gladdest hours we know have
been
With friend or two.
u,,.e neutrality-suspicious. some
ears,
With a friend or two.
Ilo days the week. and the months
and years.
Win a friend or two.
1 vale 70 cross, a hill to climb,
\ mo,k at age and a jeer at time;
Tae PROS. OF life takes the Tilt OF
-Ayme.
VIII friend or two.
Ta., 5rin the goblet and quaff the
a..
Ipa friend or two.
- IN, man who can always
toast
~ j iilend o rtwO.
10. arrest sight is friendly face;
IT,. hi.hcst tread is a friendly pace;
r.. a.ay"n will be better place
friend or two.
w. ID. Nesbitt.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04

WANTED-One or two rooms with bath in private family. With or with out board. State location, price. etc. Address Board care The Bulletin Co.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
POETRY.
THE HEALTH CHILD.

We're sleeping on a northeast poroh.
 and when the blizzard flies The neighbors have to dig us out b.
 fore we can arise. Ine dr1fted snow they shovel from our
 breezy beds and cool NO heat for ours since Mary brought
 the Health fad home from schooli We haven't had a slice of steak since 1
 can't tell you when We'll never get potatoes fried or saul
 sage meat again; And pie and cake and candy now are
 barred by household rule. were sticking to the bil1-of-farc that
 Mary brings from school Take time" she says. 'saibout your food Don't make your stomach do the work
 your molarA ought to do. You muSn't nibble all tho day, like
 horse or COW Or mule; Eat one square meal and stop . while,
 the teacher says at school" We run the window curtains high to We never eat an apple ttl2 we'vo Wauh.
 ed it's dirty skin; we take no chance of poison germ cy
 deadly molecule-- We've even cut the growler out since
 Mary's gone to school. The old man's pipe is put away. and And mothers quit her chewing gum. and grandma's quit her frets. And if you think we're silly and fit for
 ridicu1e,
 You ought to hear those Health Talks
 that Mary brings from school.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
"Lookinu for Trouble :"

The Pon Players reach their one furdredth performance next Tuesday night-making the most extraordinary theatrical enterprise in local history. For the ninth week of their engage ment the company again goes into pure farce comedy, this time one of the best of English plays by Hennequin, Look ing for Troubie." This play has no other object than to create an abun- dance of good. hearty laughter. The story is clean and wholesome and le- ultimately funny In plot in situation ation is delightfully."- and whimsically drawn. The complications begin early and continue until the very finish. and after the story gets fairly started the outbursts come in rapid succession. The unusual liking for comedy that local audiences have already shown promises to make the week an excep- yional success. On Monday afternoon handsome new motto cards containing an original happy thought and the autograph of Robert LeSueur, the lead ing man, will be presented to the ladies attending. On Wednesday afternoon a Biographical souvenir of MT Robb will be given to the ladies. As usual. Thurs day night will be Jewett City night and Friday Halle club night. Reserved seats for both the matinee and night performances may always be secured ono week in advance. For the follow ing week. the company's tenth in Nor wich, the great rural play "The Dairy Farm" will bs produced with extra people. all special scenery and effects
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
Railroad Control in Texas.

Texas owes what it is to the rail- road pioneers who took a long chance and-opened up that terra incognito to commerce and civilization. Today the beneficiaries of this investment of outside capital are going as far as the extremes of populistic legislation per- nit in the direction of embarrassing and crippiing the forces which opened the door of opporthtunity for them. Already this hostile policy has brought railroad extension to a standstiH and restricted development to one-seventli of the area of the state; but instead of the evil results being recognized and avoided, the state railroad com mission has supplemented its harth methods by putting on the screws to the point of confscation.
 Does any other word than confisca . tion apply to tho case where a rail- road is fined s5,000 if train is late at ths end of & 60o-mile run? By means of this strangle hold the rail- road commission is enabled to extort s170.000 from the Texas & Pacific road for failure to observe the schedule be- tween Fort Worth and EN Paso, cover ing period of 34 days. The fine is probably five times as much as the earnings of the train amounted to, and yet it is not out of proportion to the penalty imposed for infractions Of a long list of restrictive regulations whic1, are enforced, albeit they are in conflict with sound policy and common senSe.-WastAngton Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
piseovsrina Moro Werlds.

We are told that Astronomer Hala of the Wilson observatory. near Pas- sodena, which is one of the Carnegie benefactions, has discovered 60,000 worlds. Dictionarily speaking. tha world is the earth and all that per- tains thereto. Extending the defini- ton. all the planets are called worlds: but none of these, beyond our solar home circle, has Astronomer Hale, or anybody else ever seen. All the worlds we actually know of lie across the sky from Mercury to Neptune, inclusive
 What MT. Hale has seen, possibly, is a greater number of stars or suns than he had ever seen before, by means of an improved photograph apparatus. But it may hardly be called dicscov- cry, because everybody knew those stars were there, and ten or a. hundred times more. It all depends upon the power of the glass and the complete ness of the photographic apparatus to tell how many stars are out there in the infinite spaces.
 We can now see stars thousands of billions of miles away. When we get a glass that will see them billion billion miles away, and then we go out there, which one cal in his imagina- ton. he will be in the center of the universe. with abysses of suns stretch ing endlessly in every direction, and each sun with a cluster of worlds cir cling about it. What is man that Thou are mindful of him ?'' Ohio Jonrnal ...s
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings

Isn't Miss Jones a pretty girl ?'' Not yet She will be later on. She's her aa'nt's heiress-.Lippincott's
 "Ho do you distinguish the walters from the guests ln this cafe? Both wear full dress" "Yes: but the wait- CTS keep soher."-Cle. cland Leader.
 Tommy-Pop, what does conversal zione mean? Tommy's Pop-It's an Italian word, my son, and means a box party at the opera.-Philadelphia Record.
 What makes the crowd gather so over there?' "Of. vulgar curiosity, [ suppose. Let's go over." -. Harvard Lampoon
 Ladies' Seminary Examiner-NIiss Jones, state the chief impeachment to marriage Candidate-WlIen no ono presents himself. Blaetter.
 T see where a western woman wearing . hobfole skirt beat a burglar in a foot race" 'H'm. Was the bur- glar a one-aegged man 7'-Birmingham
 Now, Arthur" said his father, "yo,r have been going to school long enough to write decently. Don't yo know how to make Q figure tfree?" Sure" said the boy. ''You put your pencil sn the paper ana then you si,iver."-N. Y. Press.
 T like c story that's fun of fight'' I In0u tnlS DOCK WOIlO 1OC Su1C you 1e all.' f'No scfapping in it, eh?' "No; the hero and heroine do not get mar ried until tho end of the last chapter.s Houston Post.
 Nfistress-Nora, saw a policeman in the park today kiss baby. I hopa you will remember my objections to such things. Nora-Sure ma'am, no policeman would iver think fv kissi4a' yer baby when I'm around-Louisvills Post.
 BilI-Wfnt's the matter with your hand? JilI-Writers cramp. Bill did you get that?S J1llI started in to make list of the resolutions haxa broken already this year.-fonkors Statesman.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
MEN WANTED
No Man Over AS Need Apply.

There's the sign that's getting to be a common thing in America.
 Corpora tionS are retiring men at 90. They are not hiring any over 40.
 A balded man often looks 10 years ol Ter than he is.
 A man with gray hair always does.
 It is important nowadays that a man look as young as he is; it is vastly important that a man having a. family dependent upon him should take care of his hair.
 If you have dandruff-get rid of it by killing the germs
 If you hair is falling out-stop it.
 If your hair is turning gray-don't waste any time.
 There is one sure remedy that will cure these misfortunes and aid you to remain young.
 Parisian Sage, the great Hair Re- storer. is guaranteed to permanently remove dandruff in two weeks,or your money back.
 Parisian Sage stops falling hair-it prevents the hair from turning gray.
 Parisian Sage is sold and rigidly guaranteed by Lee 6 Osgood Co. and druggists everywhere. Price 50 cents a large bottle.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04

WANTED - Housekeeper Object,
 matrimony. Middle aged Catholic woman without familyrto live on farm, western New York. Guaranteed good home with half interest. Apply by let ter, Thomas H. Houlihan, Irwin House, Willimantic Ct jan31d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
Breed Theatre.

breezy western story that tis brinnful of life and snap. is the feat ure picture at the Breed this week. and Is entitled '"The Rustlers." Besides carryinr a splendid plot. this picture gives the audience one of the best ideas of a genuine rustling scene that has been presented this season. This interesting but criminal performance takes place on the undulating lands of the northwest and thus gives the scene great variety and reslders every action visible at all times.
 The Biograph comedy is entitled The Italian Barber, and is one of the most ludicrous pictures conceivable keep ing the audience in tumult of mer- rirnent during it's entire portrayal. Miss Bruseau completely wins the house with her sweet song For Kill larney and You" while Mir. Calkins amuses the patrons with 'The Tip @DerarY Twir1',
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
At tho Auditorium.

Today is the last chance to see the best four act bill which has been put on at the Auditorium for many weeks. 1t Is a bill which is so full of variety that it will suit all tastes and one Of the kind which sends everybody home well satisfied and pleased. In The Toll Bridge" Jas. Grady and company of exceptionally well cast artists have A vehicle which calls for study and hard work on the part of the perform CTS and one which a great deal can be gotten out of. It is probably the best comedy dramatic sketch that has ever been seen at this popular playhouse, and the special setting carried the most complete and beautiful. Jane El- ton portrays the well known character of "Bowery Liz in capital style and gets away with the big end of the applause every time, while Marzello & Wolfe. comedy bar experts, and The Taylor twins. in their fancy skating act. round out this all star bill in first class manner
 The turn of the vaudeville wheel will bring an entirely new show to the Auditorium on Monday which will be headed by the -Four Southern Singing Girls" a quartette of very pretty girls who possess exceptionally good voices and present a neat and novel vaude- vile turn. Two very funny eccentric comedians are Conly and Mack, who will also be on the bill Monday and put over a line of talk in such a way that everyone will "get it." These two boys will also introduce some clever songs and parodies. The well known singing comedienne, Mabel Carew, who has just finished a most successful tour of the New England states and who has been booked by the manage ruent to appear here on Monday, Tues day and Wednesday of next week promises to score a record breaking hit for single vaudeville turns in Nor wich. Savo, a celebrated heavyweight juggler, will make all who see him sit up and take notice when he starts throwing wagon wheels, etc, around ths stage as if they were tennis balls. More will be said of next weeks bill in the papers on Monday.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-02-04
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich. within and for the District of Norwich, on the Sd day of Febru- ary, A. D. 1911.
 Present-NELsoN J. AYILNG, Judge.
 Estate of Frederick Musch, late of Norwich, in said District, deceased.
 Ordered That the Administrator cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date, by posting notice to that effect together with a copy of this order on the sign post nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt. and in the same Town, and by publishing the same once in 8 newspaper having circulation in said District. and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLING. Judge.
 The above and foregoing is a true copy of record
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH,