Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1911-08-18
FRAMNAS.
Foolish Limericks now and then.
Interest the best of man,
So FramnaS comm,1nitv +oLo ,

Nv 41Alldo SOiuIuuIllIy take no
offense.
For notes published devoid of sense.
Mr.. William Hanse, the Scandina-
Wan violinist, has been engaged to
play for the "Birdeye Social Club
on the hill next Sunday evening.
Mr.. Peter Tholofson. the phon-
agraph man. expects his wife back
from the old country in the near fu-
ture.
Mr.. Hilfred Lee Sr. altho along in
years has been quite active in the
harvest field this season. t..
Mr.. Leo Miller, treasurer for the
'Birdeye Social Club" announced
accessible cash plentiful at his week.
sly report last Saturday evening.
Ezra Kane has recently sold his
pet sheep that he used to ride fire.
quently.
Leo Kane, of the valley, stopped
at the Olson Farm while making
business call out in the county last
week.
cup with the Birdeyes" Prof.
Andrew.
Ole Christoffer Olson made a plea
SAINT call at the Lee home Sunday
evening.
Ambitious Andy and Leo the Turk
have been matched for one hours 60 at
catch-as-catch-can before the Birdeye
sporting club early in September.
Both wrestlers have commenced train
ing for the match.
Chas. Miller, Chas.. Glover, Fred
Hitler, and Nels Norby are exchang-
ing work in shock threshing. Mr..
Miller's job has just been finished
and he reports fairly good crop,
especially barley and oats. Mr..
Glover is at present busy lining up
the crew at a. m.
Clifford Lee was "hoping" off on
the binder last week.
Charley and Lewie wonder if Mr..
Olson has seen any stray calves up in
his windmill lately.
Andrew Hanse Jr., who is not ex-
actly master mechanic attempted to
make round with the binder while
the regular operator was having lunch.
All went we'll until the Irvine broke,
but after Andrew had rethreaded the
manila thru the "packers" and all
other visible holes. either the Irvine
seemed to be poor or the machine was
wrong. but Andrew himself used
Irvine couple hours after
wards so no one else beside himself
is kicking.
Teddy Bruins and Ole Vestby are
doing the stacking on Mrs. Bruins
farm this year.
Miss Nettie Olson has been visit
ing with her sister in the city Mrs.
Carl Dolvin for sometime.
Prof. Andrew Hanse president of
the "Birdeye Social Club" reports
a "big time Sunday" and requests
all members to be right on deck at
his office Saturday night.
Oscar Hanse after witnessing Ole
Anderson performed several acrobatic
stunts with his black mare one morn
ing believes that he should join cir
Gus because very few 'Wild West
Rough Riders could do the highly |
stunts he exhibited.
Chas. Miller made a heroic search |
for calves out to "Pike Lake, few
days ago. He saddled his broncho
at 5 p. m. after shoveling grain
hard all day. and came padding back |!
with the saddle on his own back at
10 p. m. calfless and supperless-but
he did'd care just so he had "snuce. -
The base ball game between the |
Birdeye team VS.. "Bull Frog nine'
some time ago was won by the form
err, score to IS, batteries for
Birdeyes, Albert Hanse catcher, Olaf |
Sather pitcher; for Bull frogs, George |
and Sam C. Bill Hanse and Martin
Hackinson pitcher. The game was
a lively one thruout and quite a few
Birdeye spectators watched the game
from the grandstand.