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Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01
OMNlPOTENcE IN GOvERNM ENT.

lessor. lament the smallness of American statesmen. might better be moan the greatness of government The pressing question now Is not how to find bigger public men but how to hold in check the problems under which they stagger. It is government that is too big; not men who are too little
 The ablest despot that ever lived could not have mastered the difi- culties which beset modern govern ments. most oi ahssn deprived of ar bitrarg power and nearly all2 quickly affected by the changing currents Of popular thought In this country, in particular. gefernment always grows. Invading new fields year after year, it becomes at first unwieldy and at length almost helpless.
 Governmental powers now include control or espionage over nearly ev. cry human activity as well as human delinquency. An irresponsible ab- solutism might roughly and without much regard to consequences at. tempt to perform all of these iu- ties. but where there are constitu- sionsl rights to he considered the matter becomes exceedingly compIi- cated.
 We legisIste both ways. first 10 make men rich and then to restrain them or punish them As we rarely repeal a law, TO matter how bad. we load government with these ever conflicting tendencies. When it's or dinary agencies break down we ere ate new courts. nex commissions and new offices. Becsese in nost cases these instrumentafaies fail to reach the root of things. they too are set down as failures.
 Our Congresses and legislature are made up in the main of lawyers and professional politicians. On cer- tain rudimentary principles of gov ernment they might develop capable statesmanship. Devoting themselves chiefly to matters requiring expert knowledge, they either blunder wo- fully or fall victims, willingly or un- willingly, to the zeal of selfish in- terests, to the zeal of bigots or to the fussy meddling Of mere vision aries.
 Government is rarely wiser than the people and it is never so well informed on any matter of private concern as those who are immedi- ately involved in it. Government. therefore, that addresses itself need lessly 10 the private commercial. in- dustrial. social. moral and domestic affairs of the people is certain Co neglect the more important ends of public justce and order.
 When it was the business Of govern ment to govern there was no scarcity of capable men. Now that the busi- ness Of government includes the di. rection of most money-making enter prises, with the oversight Of nearly every other art and science added. the average man enlisted in it's ser vice stands appalled, at the problems that confront him. When govern ment is forced to call in specialists on every hand it is a sure sign that it has exceeded its legitimate powers and that it is given over largely 10 quaeks and quackery.
 omnipotent government calls for omnipotent men. and they are not to be had They never were to be
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01
HAvEMAYER-oIcK

NEW YORK. Feb. 2s-society turned out in force today for the wedding of Miss Boris A Dick, daughter of Mir. and Mrs. J. Henry Dick, and Horace Havemeyer.. son of Mrs. Henry O. Hayemeyer. The ceremony took place in the Church ts ,he Incarnation.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01
MEDICAL COLLEGES.

CHICAGO. nl. Feb 2S-Sfa.e control of medical colleges was the principle discussed here today at the annual convention of the Confer eration of State Examining and Li- censipg Boards.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01

It is said that Bessie Abbott, who was 70 have starred in EascagRi's opera ~Ysobel." will sing she title role in the musical version sf "Trilby."
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01

had. The task of governing 100000 900 people on the lines now pursued is too great for any men who are
 likely to appear in the future. ~
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01
TWO sTRAIeHTs FOR eoTcH.

ELMIRA, N. T.. Feb, 2S.-Frank Gotch defeated Mart Henoersoh here tonight gaining two straight fall in fifteen and four minutes. re- spcctiyely.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01
ADVERTISING RATES.

Articles of Incorporation. minimum
 in pt type, s3.o0 per inch to
 amount set (min. price ..s50.o0 Probate notices min s7.5o sherfffs sale. minimum at $500 per
 inch in s pt. type ........- .S25.Oo Probate Sale .s7.50 min. Notice of Forfeiture .s15.oo Mining patent notices $500 per inca
 pt type.
 Homestead Final Proof ...-.3l0.0o Contest Notice 5000 Summons s15.0o
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-01
ANOTHER JOKE.

The following is one of the sec tioHs of the enabling act:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05

-bacheIoFs roll. or 70 stnnd upright In
a cardboard or ceIluIoid tube. or again
to oner a combination OF piucushion
and needlecase or key rack. Those
deIIcately, painted form u class OF their
own. Almost all household utensils.
game requisites. fruit and howerS.
vegetables, animals. birds, butterflies,
ash. leaves, have been represented by
the pincushIon caterer without omit,
ding the gallery OF national costumes
composed OF native dolls dressed from
original sketches and keeping COM
ipany to a legion Of fanciful c0nceitB
much admired for the beauty OF their
heads, bought detached from most
dealers in dolls and toys In this wise
there Is the always attractive baby
with long clothes, In contrast with the
lady in Louis XIV. balloon skirt en-
circled with numerous Erin 6ouuceS.
An up 20 date fantasy Is a small dolly
I'm a Welsh miIkmaId dress Bearing
the yoises and pals. the latter hlIed
respectively with solid and &, soft
cushion, while the SteepIe nat stands
also as a cushion, ana pins with glass
knobs form the yoke and its pendants.
such pincushions can hardly be termed
practicable, but they are fetching and
Ingenious.
The pIncushion In the cut Is made
IKE a mattress and the material used
In holly ribbon tied at one corner with
a wide bow or red satin ribbon In
the middle OF the cushion a design -
formed of black ana white pins with
glass heads.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05
SAID SIZE
Would FAINT
Mrs. Della Long Unable to Stand
On Her Feet More Than a Few
Minutes alta Time.

Pendergrass, Ga.-Mrs. Della Long,.
of this place. in q recent letter, says'
',F'or i've or six years suffered aBon--
les with wornanly troubles.
OFTEN, I couldn't sit up more than z
few minutes at time, and IL stood
on my feet long, would faint.
took Cardui, and It helped me I'M:
rnedfate1y. Now, I can do my Work 9!l
the time and don't outfer ike dlo.
Take Cardui when you feel III In any
way-WeaIk, tired, miserable, OF une9s
The weather Cardiff IS stren8tn'
building toaic medicine for women.
1t has been found to relieve pain ana
distress caused by wonaoly troubles,
and is an excellent medicine to have on
hand at all times.
CarduI acts on the Homanly consul
tutfon. building MP womanly strength.
toning up the nerves, and regulating
the Womanly organs.
It's half century OF success Is due 70
merit. It has done good to Thousands.
WIN you try It? It may be just WHIST llt
YOU need. Ask your druggist apoqs
Cardui. He viii recommend 1t
N R.-Wyite ia |: Ladies AavissFy Dept. Shat!ES;
ruoE Hiedelns On. lslattanouga Ienu.toE Sgee.G..
lr1Wonon. gent In plain U'FAppef' on request
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05
BEAgTY IRgTHls
PinpIes, Sallowmess, BIotches and dull
Eyes Causediby stomach.

Beauty Is only Skin deep. but that's
deep enough to satisfy most women,
also men.
In order to keep the skin IN clear.
clean. healthy condition. the stomach
must supply the blood plenty OF nutFi.
ton. As long as the stomach Is out %
order and the blood lacks proper nour.
ishment, the skin will be afGected.
II you want q perfect skin that yog
Will be proud OF, take a weeks treat,
nent OF MILO IVA stomach taaoieta.
Get a hfty-eent box today, ana iR
you are not satisfied after a weeks
treatment, you can have your money
back.
For any stomach GtImeht 1I-o-NsAf
is Guaranteed. r lgives almost inhtGrt
+feiiee ana perm uently cures.
Iargo box so mis-. a.t Wells q. Hay.
ma loaF cor1naly md arueFsts sgorgs
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05
HereI8 Quick Relief
From Coffin Gh0Of9

and YOU vIflbo amazed at the blessed relief you
VIM feaIr right away. IepseventS pneumoniA.
RGUSTERoLE Il aclean. white ointment made
with OH OF mustard. Better than . mustard
plaster and positively does not blister.
Thousands who have used MUSTERo4ts WIN
ten what reliof Il gives from Sore Throat. BFon-
cllItiS TonalItIs, Crouu. sta Neck Asthma
EeuraiEia, Headacho. CopEeStt0ns FIouE0Y.
RhSnrn atisEn, Lun1baGos Pains ana Aches %
the Back or Joints, SprOinB, Sore Aneelee
Bruises. ChIblaInS. Frosted Feet and Colds ut
prevents Pneun3 onial.
For sale BY leading druggists ov0ryWhete
Many of these display the NuSTERQkE slGn
(ShoWn Below IA their Windows. MUSTBRQkk
conea In jars OF two siEes. 2Se and SOC. Accept
yo1. send 2So0nd WeyVFil uaalyou Jar DoataGS
pte ~ ilnale.o,o Company. Cleveland. Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05
ETls GBIGEs II0U u
FE MOMENTS
(s, Ii earfburl, S0tfIIle
AH Misery in Stomae

u, ssss.sse-fis lEaEt1l
sa,a yinr. 70 mach q. yea ~
YftSis Joian n "a ipna llS2
=, . Ell Il * q lIEsalt
-. - llSlsslCnl pleas
nav. - y, Gofs md -ElFs ElIfo ~
eaten iIasSs t1osal1o3 III, TIE
you can $40
.Tslt..s - l,1t,s yoara tolnnoh @
"A fl,out II . SifE toststear e md
li,Sp Or tiI,nt you VIII. t.gr eeEs g.
~. a. ,,'..ss - ir EAa en-
-, IIeartl,,,rfi. H ta.ahea
stomach. NSausoa: BA6 Breath, ess
Isrash or = fseljnUs IKE yOp f-e ~
loved lump OF leRdsl or otnet
axrOoablO zniseTloa should yo0
snnering now frOm4aug3 stomach s.
order yau-zcans set EGlIoe within =
minutes.
II You WIN get from Di,set
cIsf q 5O-cent case totssRape's DAD
sin you could always, -: - the g sls
with q hearty appOtleOs ana 9e
meals would fasF6 good, oocause 90
WoliId know there won1d be no ma
Eestion OF sIesplesl ngAts or Ae4g-
ache or Stomach, misery All the ae
Gay; ana. besides, you would not naea
laxa dives or liver pills 70 keep Yc
stomach and bowels clean ana fresh;
Pape's DIapepsinscan be o6talne
from your druFzg4st, Nud contains Mofe
than sufncient TO 'thorougnay cure a.
worst case OF INDIGESTION or Dyspst
sia. There Is nothing better for Gq
on the stomach or sour Odors IRON
the stomach or TO cure . Stomach
Headache.
You couldn't keep q handler q
more useful article In the house.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05

The agent for a handsomely illus
trated book 10 be sold long time
credit-a feast 60 the intellect and an
adonment to : any libraEy-ieaned
against the side Of the house. caught
his breath. clincted his dst and, looked
slzyward-
what's me hatterg~ asked police
man
ywered. ..T've heard OF him. and I've
read about him in the papers. but
never expected 70 meet him face TO
face"
where is hep
..Up in thar building.
Flow do you know he's the meanest
uan?''
by the way he acted showed
him this work OF art. lectured on 1t
for half an hour. pointed out the en-
cravings. and when limited It would
be good thing TO order what do you
think he said?''
81 don't know.
.He said he never bought books,
he didn't have to- He just waited for
some idiot of an agent to come along
ana tell him all that was in, EN- and
surn over the leaves while he looked
at the pictures Nice. isn't ft:"-Ep-
worth Herald
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05
PINcUsHION GIFTS.

Several Quaint conesita That Viii De-
light the Recipient
The making OF plncushlons appeals
TO many women OF artistic fnclina-
tions. especially home workers.. as the
work gives opportunity for turning 60
account odds and ends OF lace. dress
materials and trimmings H.
PincushIons for hanging should be
divided Tor those intended TO be laid
on a table. a bureau, 20 rest either
In a pocket, BASKET z housewife or
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05

It 70 81 lEnI
vF6 fI7l5 Iiliiiidt -
ty.,ganIFs and ztyy l1lot p Il
-,For llIlsii iorst ettIi. "a, ~
Il s said that the act has not = -
Roods< Can tlliSgbe SD II ID So. ~
tie Hect OF the NCrt $. :. 80.
decf6s9 That decree 80 ~ no =
50 drastic or lnhibllfVe In detail as el-
\ fiiSs1r the Estln. on leQEe or t1S
TOBACCO decFea Bat did &c not STOP
~ aEfuts g ~
uent toward the. SPOll rot OF All ~
railroads OF the country n q SD.
hand Such one man power Sgllle:
not have been healtsIfuI m aPtle -. =
the republic. even t1IOul.Il exercise
under the geneTal' sup vision % an
fnterstnte commission.
Do we desire to make such rutP las9
combinations and rnOnopolies laWful
when tllI energies are directed. not to-
ward the reduefRln OF the cost OF. pro-
dnction for the public benefit by q
healthful competition, bue toward me-"
ways and means for making PerEna-
nent In a few hands the absolute cons
troll OF the conditions and prices pre-
vailinfy in the whole 6efd OF industry.
then Individual enterprise and enors
win be paraIyzed and the spirit OF
commercial freedom VIII be dead
fWaG. "A. TAFT.
The White House. Dec. 8! 1911.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05


- 9 flol rs jio % tlo1ist
CON FIiFd IS my exfeFetlS,,s 'ssllss
the onforeement ~ tlls -nnti.tsl,'i STAT
ute has plrei ist Gle nctpaI tlfsa'olu,
Non 81 acdve eonlherasssI '..Isaaizo=
II g even moro manifest no1y ttitin
&c was fhens that h2 demand ton OF
conspiracias IN restraint Of trade
should not and does not mean thf de-
.iiiai - ORG niEatiotiE IIlEse ttilJIs,tLsto
he. Entrusted with oar intarstRte aud
ifdfeiyIl trade 1tshaA been made more
,Clear now than IE was then THAT 2
purely negative statute Hke!the 2lntI.
rinse law may well be supplemented
b. specific provisions for the building
lp ana regulation OF legitimate ma
tionaI and foreign commerce
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05
ASH QUALITIES.

william w. Ash, has, qualified as
administrator OF the estGte OF Cath
crime SOLOMON With Rufun &c Aah -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-12-05


Objection was made by certain In
dependent tobacco companies that this
settlement was unjust because 1t left
companies with very large capital in
active business and that the settle
ment that would be effective to put NIL
on an equality would be division OF
the capital and plant OF the trust into
small fractions in amount moro near
IL equal to that OF each OF the indie
pendent companies. This contention
results from misunderstanding of
the ANTITRUST law and its purpose. It
Is not intended thereby to prevent the
accumulation OF large capital in bust
ness enterprises in which such COM
blnatlon can secure reduced cost OF
production. sale and distribution. 1t
J is3 directed against such an aggreGaE
ton oe capital only when its purpose
Is thGt of sitting competition. enhauc-
ting Or -cSntr6iIIiIs nrIccs and establ1sh'.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
The Fruit Cuckoo,

The Indian fruit cuckoo, which. like
all members of the cuckoo family. lays
its eggs in the nests Of other birds end
thus avoids the trouble Of Matching
them, is said TO exhibit great deal OF
strategy in dealing with crows, its nat
ural enemies Whereas the hen. an
inconspicuous. speckied gray bird CON
ceals herself in the foliage. the cock,
remarkable for his brilliant black
piumage and crimson eyes, places him
self on a perch near a crows nest and
sets up Il great racket The crows i'm
mediately rush out TO attack him, and
he takes 70 fight with theR IN pursuit
The hen meanwhile slips into the nest
ond deposits an EGG. Sometimes the
Crows return before the egg is laid.
snd then the intruder gets trouncing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
LEGAL
Notice of PubIIeation.

State OF Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
In the Circuit Court OF said county.
September term. 1911 In Chancery.
The Henning Brewing Company VS..
John Kay and Jennie Kay.
Kay AMI Jennie Kay, the above defend
ants, having been flied in the clerk 5
once In the circuit court of said coun-
ty notice is therefore hereby given TO
the said nonresident defendants. John
Kay and Jennie Kay. that the complain :
court. on the chancery side thereof. on
the eighth day of November. 1909. and
that tnereupon q summons issued out of
said court, returnable on the first Mon
DAY in January, ~ d. 1910. of said
court. as was by law required. and that
an alias summons was issued OUT OF
said court. returnable to the third Non
day IN September, A. .. 1911, OF said
court, as is by law required. wherein
said suit is now pending.
Now. unless you, the said non-resi-
dent defendants above named. John
Kay and Jennie Kay, shall personally
be and appear before said circuit court
on the first day OF the next term there
Of to be holden in Rock Island. in and
for said county, on the third Monday in
September next. and plead. answer or
demur to the said complainants bill Of
mplaint. the same and the matters
and things therein charged and stated
will be taken confessed, and de-
cree entered against you, and each OF
you. according TO the prayer OF said
Dated at Rock Island. H.. this 18th
george ~. GAMBLE. Clerk.
McEniry & McEniry. compliments
solicitors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
Thaokerax,s Mistakes.

Thackeray probably wrote the pretti-
est and most legible hand Of any dis
tinguished author But the master Of
the easiest and most flexible style in
English fiction occasionally made care
less and irritating slips. He wrote
different to-" which is a common and
quite unaccountable mistake. and
"compared~ to-" which is as bad. No
one would think OF saying or writing
compare this TO that" yet you find
compared TO" in print every day in
the week. And he also fell into the
common error Of making the surname
plural instead OF the prefx-the Miss
PC-ters." for instance. in The New
comes" instead of the Misses Potter"
Would anybody write the Mr.. Pot
ters:" Why should the ladies be so
mishandled :-London Chronicle
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
Notice of Final Settlement.

Estate of George Lamont, deceased.
Public notice is hereby given that
the undersigned =. d. Lamont, admin
istrator of said estate. has this day
filed his final report and settlement as
such in the probate court Of Rock Is
land county. and hearing on said report
has been set for Oct 4. 1911, at o'clock
a. M, at which time persons Interested
may appear and make objections there
to. and If no objections are nled, said
report will be approved at that time
and the undersigned viii ask for an or
der OF distribution, and will also ask to
be discharged. -
Rock Island, Ill, Sept. 7, 1911.
b D. LAMONT, Administrator
Walker. Ingram & Sweeney. attor-
news.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
Notice of Sale OF Tea1 Estate By
Trustee.

In the United States district court of
the Southern district OF Iowa, Daven-
port division.
In the matter Of Anton C. Folkers-In
BY virtue of an an order Of sale made
by Ralph .. Williamson, referee in
bankruptcy, in the above entitled mat
ter directed to the undersigned trustee,
l Will on the 25th day of September,
A. D. 1911. offer for sale at public auc-
ton to the highest bidder the following
described real estate, to-Wtt:
The southeast quarter on OF section
fifteen G5), and the north half (52) OF
the northeast quarter ca OF section
twenty-five C22), and the north one hali
(1z) of the northwest quarter ca Of
section twcnty-three t23D. all in town
ship twenty C2OJ, north range two 90,
east of the fourth (Ath) L. M; with
good improvements and all fenced
The terms of sale viii be cash, as
fixed by order Of court. Said sale to
take place on the above described prem
ises, which is five miles southeast Of
Albany, in Rock Island county, Illinois.
at the hour of o'clock 3. IL. Of said
day; when and where due attendance
will be given by the undersigned. The
trustee reserves the right TO Withdraw
said property from sale unless il shall
bring rs per cent Of the appraised
value G. B. MARQUIS,
Trustee. Lyons, Iowa.
Lyons, Iowa, dated Aug. 70, 1911.
w II Chllds and r. l. Hoileran, at
torneys, Lyons, Iowa.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18

! WANTED - 4 good cook. apply Mrs.
( Frank Nixter. 73f Twentieth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
Executors Notice.
E4ACVutUrN NUNICC.
Estate of William Wilton, deceased
The UNDERSIGNED having been an

Estate of William Wilton, deceased.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed eNecutrix OF the last will and
testament of William Wilton. late OF
the county of Rock Island. state Of
Illinois, deceased, hereby gives notice
that she will appear before the probate
court of Rock Island county, ar the
probate court room. in the city OF Rock
island, at the November term, on the
first Monday in November next. at which
time all persons having claims against
said estate are notified and requested to
attend for the purpose OF having the
same adjusted All persons indebted 70
said estate are requested to make inn
m ediate payment to the undersigned.
Dated this Sth day of September, a.
d. 1911. MARY WHITTON,
EXeCutriX.
Clarence ]. Schroeder attorney.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
WHITE COLLAR LINE

Regular freight and passenger serv-
ice between Rock Island and Quincy.
Ill
Tor Muscatinc md Burlington Iowa,
and Way Points.
Steamer Helen Elair leaves Rock Is
land every Monday. Wednesday and
Friday at D. m. Close connection made
at Burlington for keokuk. Iowa. and
Quincy, Ill Round trip fares. including
meals and berth. to Burlington, -; TO
Keokuk, $3.50: TO quincy, IS.
Sunday Afternoon Trip to Muscntinc
aud Return.
Steamer Helen Blair leaves every Sun
day at p. m. for Muscatine and re-
turns at 1890 p. m Round trip so
cents. Supper served on board the boat
For rates and information apply 10
RALPH w. LAMONT. Agent
Dock, foot of Nineteenth street, Rock
Island, Ill. Phones west 1sS and west
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18

FOR SALE-Eirht-rooIl house, corner
Twentieth street and Tenth avenue;
easy terms. Inquire It residence.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
Executor,s Noiice.
Estate of William J. Blade1, deceas'

Estate of William J. BladeL deceased.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed executriX OF the last viii and
testament OF William J. Bladel late of
the county of Rock Island, state of Ili-
nUis, deceased, hereby gives notice that
she will appear before tho probate court
of Rock Island county, at the probate
court room, in the city of Rock Island.
a the November term, on the first Mon
day in November next, at which time
all persons having claims against said
estate are notified and requested to at
tend. for the purpose of having the
same adjusted. All persons indebted 10
said estate are notified and requested 70
make immediate payment to the under
signed.
Dated this 9Th day of September, A.
D. 1911.
MATILDA KOEHLER BLADEL,
EXecutrix.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18
a Link With Primitive Times.

All ceremonial maces at court, In
parliament. OF learned societies and
municipal bodies. field marshals' ba-
tons. gold ard silver sticks. etc. are
descended from the heavy fighting
sticks and clubs Of primitive savages.
The chiefs always had the best carved
clubs. which were the symbols OF
prowess and authority. The Austria"
Ian boomerang and the Irish shllla ala
are both maces.-London Standard.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18

WANTED-To rent, in South eHights,
a small cottage, with large lawn or
lot. Address Cottage" care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1911-09-18

= Kansas fisherman declares that a
catfish wifi pu- Ike = toucat when II
is stroked the right way Did he ever
try stroking a German carp and hear
tnc it sing H e. hi lo?"-kansas City
star. md oil 10 ever stroke 4 whale
anl hear II spogt?-Cieve!and Plaiu
Dealer.