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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
What aHamletv Licked.

IR a mining camp town Hamlet" was one evening given by a strolling company, and this is the criticism that appeared next day in the local papers. written by the miner dramatic critic:
 There is too much chinning in this piece. The author is behind the times and seems to forget that what we want nowadays is hair raising situa- tions and detectives.
 "In the hands of a skillfui play wright a detective would have been put upon the track of Hamlet's uncle. and the old man would have been hunted down in a manner that would have lifted the audience out of their cowhides.
 ''The moral of the piece is not good. The scene where Hamlet sasses his mother is very bad example to the rising generation
 ''0ur advice to the author is more action. more lovemaking and plenty of specialties. The crazy girl scene should be cut out altogether and a rattling good song and dance substi- tufed d"
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An Arrival
 Extraordinary
PROF. J. FRANCIS BRENNAN

PROF. J. FRANCIS BRENNAN The Worlds Most Celebrated Palm
 ist, Astrolcser and c!airvoyant Has arrived in this city and has opened offices in the Letson House, Main street, opposite Royal Theater Suite 16, IT., where he can be con suited on all the affairs of life. Prof. Brennan has no equal in his profession. He stands alone, the prince of clairvo rants. and is rec ogniked y the pr sss and public as the sreat>,st master of :he science of pa.mislvy and astrology the world has sye-~ prt duce.
 He guarant.Nes to reveal every in cident of your life, tell when, whom and where you will marry; tell just what you are fitted for and how to obtain money you are in need of. The happiness of your future life may depend upon the righ: solu ton and proper advice. The pro lessor makes no mistakes, and all his predictions are trus, and he may be relied upon. Tou may wish to know if it is advisable to make 8
 aqge in business, in love ant in marriage.
 WHOM SHALL MARRY? HOW OFTEN SHALL MARRY? SHALL II EVER BE DIVORCED? DOES ANOTHER SHARE THE LOVt THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO ME? IF so, WHO? IS MY DIS EASE DURABLE? WHEN SHALL LEAVE HERE? AM 1 LIABLE TO ACCIDENT? SHOULD l INVEST MY MONEY? IN WHAT SHALL INVEST? HAVE I ANY ENEMIES? CAN l TRUST MY FRIENDS2 IN WHAT TOWN OR STATE WOULD II BE MOST SUCCESSFUL? HOW CAN l SELL PROPERTY? HOW CAN I HAVE GOOD LUCK? HOW CAN I SUCCEED IN BUSINESS HOW CAN MAKE MY HOME dAPPY2 WHERE AND WHEN CAN IT GET A GOOD POSITION?
 The professor tells all these things and many more. He is every ready to help those with small capital to find a quick and sure investment If your business is unsuccessful, il your health is no. good, or If you are in trouble of any kind, you should see this truly gifted medium at once. He has helped thousands on the road to success, and he can and win help you.
 Office hours 10 a m. to 8 p. m Sunday 1 to 4 p. m. Laiy in aJten dance. The reception rooms, lC csted just at the head of the stairs are SO arranged that you meet nc strangers.
 Perfect satisfaction by mail. Send sl. day and date of birth, fer mai reading.
 All diseases diagnosed astronosi ically and clairvoyaatly. Come al you sick people, and l will tell vol
 svactlv what sickness you have and will also tell you where an' when you can be cured. s4s
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
Dirt and Death.

When q celebrated Paris physician was asked how the city could prevent the coming of a plague then ravaging other European places be answered. Boil your ice!" That terseIy called attention to the necessity of utter cleanliness and that even ice made from impure water carried disease.
 Yellow fever" said Henry Ward Beecher. ''is God Almighty's opinion of dirt" The chief contributing cause toward modern efficiency in surgery is that surgeons have learned to keep clean Nothing is so spotless as good hospital Everything is boiled and sterilized-beds. instruments, clothing. washrags. floors. hasds and finger nails. That is why they save lives there Nobody would die If he could keep perfectly clean Death is the final triumph of dirt--Chicago Trib- uue
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
MONSTER STACK FOR COPPER QUEEN WORKS Will Be 800 Feet High and Rest or Solid
 Concrete
Douglas International.}

The brick stack, which Is required at the Copper Queen shelter to ac- commodate the new regerbatory fur naces and the McDougal roasters now being installed, is now slowly rising from it's foundation When completed it will take its rank among a dozen or fifteen of the highest stacks fn this country. It will be 300 feet high, and rests on a solid rein forced concrete foundation eleven and One-half feet thick and sixty feet in diameter. The base of the stack is more than thirty-five feet in diameter and the walls start with a thickness of three feet; the outside IS octagonal, the inside being round. The thickness of the wall of the stack will be a little less than one foot The first forty feet is being laid of red pressed brick. At that height tiling will be substituted for regular brick and from here on up both the outside and inside Of the stack will be round.
 This stack is being erected under contract by the Nj. W. Kellogg com pany of New York City, who make a business of erecting stacks to dizzy heights all over the country. A. W. Shepard is in charge of the work and if so happens that he is the man who built the brick stack now ac- conlmodating the boiler furnaces at the queen smelter, completing the job about the middle of August, 1903. MT. shepard came direct from New York, arriving last week, when the work now in hand was started. He brought with him two expert brick layers. who are accustomed to dizzy heights. more men will be employed later on, after the lower and more intricate section is completed. Mir Shepard said today that he expecte1 that it would require about three months to complete the job and that it would be done early in July. He very kindly invited the International representative to be present and see the last brick or tyle dropped into its place. This invitation was taken under consideration until the frost is on the pumpkin next fall
 Mr. Shepard remembers Douglas as it was in the heyday of its ''wilt and woody" days, being present al the great Fourth of July celebration Tn 1903 when Governor Brody of Ari zona and Governor Yzabel of SonOr; were honored guests; when J. s Douglas was manager. of ceremonies when E. R. Pirtle. with blazing TO sette, was chairman of the reception committee, F. $. Douglas of the Wal dorf looked after sports and Frank lin B. Dorr stood with editorial Jav7 lin ready to perforate the anatoml and characteF of any man who darel Co dispute that Douglas was destine'
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
BONNEVILLE NEARLY
 WIPED FROM MAP Absence of Wind Alone Saves Little Town Adjacent
 to Douglas
Douglas International

Had there been breeze blowing from the eastward last night noth- ing could have esaved the little town of Boneyville. adjacent to Douglas on the Northwest. Had there been a high wind from southeasterly or southerly direction it Is probable that much of Pirtleville would also. have gone up in smoke and flame As il was, Boneyville suffered severely in the loss of its largest building and eight other structures. Yet is was fortunate in its misfortune.
 Last night at 10:30 an alarm Of fire called the department to the north end of town, when it was seer that the fire was outside the city limits, where there were no hy- drants, and the engine returned to the house. while the men with the rest of the apparatus, including the chemicals, proceeded on to Boney- vile, where they did valiant work ID fighting one of the most spectacular fires that Douglas has seen in a long time. Before they could reach the scene the blaze was under full head way and jumping from building to building. All enorts had to be di- recIed to checking the flames, ana this work was greatly hampered by the scarcity Of water. Meantime the names monted sKyward lighting the heavens and being reflected from the walls of buildings in this city.
 There was migration from Doug fceeded Tn magnitude the movements Of Agua Prietans to Douglas on the ! las to Boneyville last nIght that e. occasions of the several war scares taac have afflicted the citizens al ficient to draw the curious from their that border town. After the fire whistle blew a second glance showed rne direction of the fire and the ii- mmination of the heavens was sui way to Boneyville.
 homes to the scene. At once there was a rush to the northwest, and soon more than 500 were on their
 The fire started in a tent-house. srhence it spread to the building tnat was owned and occupied by r., C. Purnelle as a store. From there it spread to the smaller adjacent
 buildings. until six of them were ablaze. Two other shacks were torn down to prevent the spread of the
 ire Within a half hour the fire was checked and within an hour the
 buildings that caught were destroyed
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he understood the PeopIe.

One of Jay Gould's campaigns as a dealer in railways was with the Wa bash system of railroads. He got con trol and after efrecting a reorganiza- ton which increased the capital stock and also the bonded debt sold them out IL is related of him at this time that an associate said to him. "Mr- Gould. don't you think you are bond ing this much higher than the property will standT' That may be-" answer ed be. but the American people are mighty partial to bonds"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
par4 es fife Roie

Shall we pose as millioDaires or as foreign dukes at the hOtelT"
 ''As the latter. my boy. As million aires we might be expected to display some evidences of wealth. but as dukes nobody cah possibly take 1t aniss if we skip."-Kansas City Jour nal
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
She Has Positixs Proof.

The Cook-Sure. an ye don't mane to tell pe that ye think it's bad luck to break a mirror? The New Maid (earnestlyl-I don't think; l know it. The Cook-Glory be. An how do ye know it? The New Maid-Every time I break one lose my job.-New York Ionrnal
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
rHe FARMgR,s FAvoRlTEs.

Why didn't Uncle Sam's census taker ask. What breed of chickens do you keepT' and thus settle that oft asked question. Which is the best breed:" The popular choice should decide 1t.
 The American Poultry associa 5n. with this in view. had show secseta-
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curruinn No Favor.

Lend hand. Hiram. and help ketch the alderman's pig"
 ''Let the alderman ketch his own pig I'm out of politics fer good Louis vile Courier-Journai.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

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 " I read one day of the wonderful cures made lby Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
 and decided to try it, and it has made me a we'll
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rak.n at His Wnrd-

Creditor-Suppose I'll have to wait till the day of judgment for what you owe. Debtor-Yes: call late in the day, though.-Fliegende Blatter.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13
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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

Thought works In silence: so does virtue. One might erect statues to suence.-Cariyle.
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to become the most populous and prosperous city between St Louis and San Francisco
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

ble mating of Rocks to get parallel bars to the skin lost first place to the grand old Barred Rocks and leaves the White Rocks and White Dottes light ing for first place. with the pink quill ed Reds bustiing them all
 Certain citS farming poultry editors describe the farmer as a poultry know not
 Their chatter doesn't matter and cannot shatter the fact that the farmer has picked these greatest of American breeds for the farm
 It may also surprise these know-it- alls to learn that the farmer originated the world famous breeds. the Rocks and Reds.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

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Bisbee daily review., 1911-04-13

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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
CAN'T DENY 1T.
# This Had Happened in San Fran
cisco Instead of Redwood falls
More Than One Reader
Might Doubt 1t.

The average man is doubter.
This is not surprising the public
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
VidoCq 494OO
Pure Bred Percheron, Ii
cense Certificate No. CSC

Vidocq is a dark dapple gray,
foaled June %, 1904, weight
1900 lbs.. and is unquestionably
the largest Percheron stallion
in the state and one of the larg-
est stations of any breed in the
United States. He not only
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27

captain, Mr.. Meyst, James S. Arne-
son, Roy futile and Judge 9. W..
Stanton, and ran away with them to
Glen Garry on Cass lake.
GORDON ARRIVES.
At Glen Garry Mr.. Gordon and
a companion made beautiful catch
of unusually large pike, ending with
an eighteen pound muske. But then
any one can catch fish at Glen Garry.
Still Mr.. Gordon says he does not
care to land another muske right
away as he was tired out and thor
oughly wet when he got home.
There was some talk of various
unimportant things, like the Arne-
son editorial and the future of this
matches state but of real politics,
not a whisper.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
MEXICO RISES OUT OF WAR?
Army Disbands and Reconstruction is
Work of the Hour.

The City of Mexico, June 26.-For
the first time since the triumphal
entrance of Madero, the capital as
sumed its normal aspect.
These are the days of reconstruc-
ton. President De La Barra is
working overtime to restore nation
al tranquility. Madero is giving
him his moral support.
In Zacatecas and in the surround
ing country the revolutionary army
is broken up. Most of the men are
accepting the offer of bonus, a
horse and pay at peso a day since
they entered the service. A few are
availing themselves of the opportu-
nifty to enter the corps of rurales.
! Paying the indemnity bills rom
Uses to be the most exacting work
before the government. The street
car company. a Canadian concern,
intends to ask damages for the cars
whose windows were broken and
which were otherwise damaged by
mobs which have appropriated the
rolling stock from time to time.
A negative story comes from the
state of Puebla Spanish ranches
there which suffered considerable
loss have announced they will ask
for no indemnity. The claims of
Americans and other foreigners will
be large but those Of Chinese will be
by far the largest.
The Aquiles Club. organized to
further the political interests of
Madero, took charge of the flower
battle yesterday, This annual event
usually is held in the spring. The
municipal authorities cancelled it on
account of the war.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
VIC. 7. u. MEETS
AT LAMBERTON
Annual Convention Attended
by Several White Ribbon.
ers From Here.
PAPER BY MISS HITCHCOCK
Mrs. Van Dolah of Redwood
Falls is Reelected Presi-
dent of Union

The annual convention Of the 9th
w. G. L. U. district was held in the
Methodist church at Lamberton last
week. Mrs. Van Dolah of Redwood
Falls, district president. took with
her the following White Ribboners
of this city: Mms. Collins, Fuller,
Stegner. Hall, Tiffany, Murset, Starr
and Miss Cora Adsit. The other
unions were we'll represented and
Lamberton Hospitality entertained
all her visitors.
THE BLACKLIST THREAD.
Miss Rosette Hendrix, state presi-
dent, delivered a forceful address on
Tuesday evening. She Stigmatised
the 'legalixed liquor traffic as the
blacklist thread in history" Said
Miss Hendrix:
mo question is settled until it is
settled right. The question of slavery
was settled by the complete annihil-
alton of the traffic; so only can the
liquor question be settled. Much
money is spent each year for the
conservation of forests and other
natural resources. Why not spend
more to conserve our boys and girls?
Statistics prove that one family in
every five give boy each year to
feed the liquor traffic.
-QUENCHED GENIUS OF ALL AGES.
Liquor has quenched the genius
of all ages. 1t ruined the Babylon
ian. Grecian and Roman empires.
Science has torn into shreds the idea
that liquor was a food. The pros
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
EDITORS MEET:
POLITICS! NO.
Northern Mimi. Association
RambIes Over Parts of ltas-
ca and Hubbard Cos.
GOVERNOR MAKES A SPEECH
Talks of Consolidated Schools.
Sam Gordon and Capt.
Whitney Go Fishing.
GOVERNOR MAKES A SPEECH

AS the purple mists wandered aim
lessly out of the west Sam Y. Cor
don, lieutenant governor of all the
state of Minnesota, slowly drew ir
his fish line aud settled sadly back
in the bow of the boat.
Captain C. C. Whitney artistically
shifted his cigar but did not pull in.
Take it in, Charlie. Don't you
know fish never bite after dark?'
asked Sam.
VERY IGNORANT FISH.
"Fish in this country don't seem
to know when it's daylight" said
the Marshall editor.
The skilful rover meanwhile ad-
justed his oars. shifted the string of
fish at his feet and quietly pulled for
the shore. The captains reluctance
to depart was due to the fact that
neither be nor Mr.. Gordon had
caught fish.
VISITED THE PARK.
This was only one of many an in
teresting and highly significant in
cident connected with the meeting
of the Northern Minnesota Edit orial
association at Park Rapids and the
state park on Thursday, Friday and
Saturday of week before last.
Mr.. Gordon, as president of the
Minnesota editorial association and
Captain Whitney, Frank Meyst of
st. Paul and G. S. Pease of Anoka
as members of the executive COM
mittee of the state organization had
been invited by the president of the
Northern association, Harold Knut-
son, to be present.
Governor A. O. Eberhart, Presi-
dent Vincent of the state university
and Lewis w. Hill, of the Great
Northern, were also present and
spoke on Friday evening at Park
Rapids. The governor spoke prin-
cipally of consolidated schools.
Saturday morning the trip to the
park was made. The governor,
President and Dean James returned
from the park in time to catch the
evening train for Bemidji where
there was more talk.
McGARRY GOT BUSY.
Meanwhile the irrepressible Pat
rick H. McGarry gathered in few
easoice souls. including Sam Y, the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
Low Rates East.

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Philadelphia, Rochester, Buffalo,
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pect for its extinction is most en-
couraging. Nearly all the states
have achieved some victory during
the past year. Alabama, tbs true,
refrigerated in substituting county
option, but so far, not one county
has voted the liquor back
BUSINESS ON WEDNESDAY.
The morning session of Wednes-
day was devoted to reports and bust
ness. Lamberton reported AZ men,
bers, gain of IL. One item of
work done was the shipment of II
barrels of clothing to the northern
part of the state. Wabasso brought
in an excellent report though the
membership is small. several hav-
ing moved away. Springfield had a
good report and the new union in
Sleepy Eye has started we'll.
President Van Dolah gave her ad-
dress and report. She has travelled
$50 miles through the district by
rail and by autos, held many meet
ings and organized union of Is
members at Sleepy Eye.
The officers elected for the ensu-
ing year are: Mrs. Van Dolah, Red
wood Falls, president; Mrs. B.
Blackman, Springfield, vice presi-
dent; Mrs. Hart, Sleepy Eye, treas
urer; Miss Cora Adsit, Redwood
Falls, secretary.
MISS HITCHCOCK SENDS PAPER.
The afternoon session was given to
superintendent. Miss
Helen Hitchcock sent an inspiring
paper on Prayer, Working Force.
Miss Carrie Cole of this city con-
trlbuted paper on Flower Mission
Work that moved the audience so
much that they voted to purchase a
floral tribute and present it to her.
Miss Hendrix read paper written
by Mrs, Lusk on Sabbath Observance
that went to confirm the old poem.
A Sabbath we'll spent
Brings week of content.
And health for the cares of the
morrow;
But Sabbath profaned,
Whatsoe'er may be gained,
Is certain forerunner of
sorrow.
Mrs. B. G. Hall had an excellent
paper on The Bible in Our Public
Schools. Mrs. E. B. Collins DEM
onstrated Mothers Meetings: Mrs.
Phebe Fuller, Christian Citizenship:
and Mrs. VIM. Tiffany, Jail Work.
In the evening a Matrons' Medal
Contest was held. Mesdames Col
Inns. Fuller and Stegner were con-
testants. Mrs. Reynolds of Spring
field won the medal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1911-06-27
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