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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
Wool Market.

ST. LOUIS, March 81. - WOOL - I'm
territory and western mediums,
1920; fine mediums, l6alsc; fine, l2dl3c.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01

NEW YORK, March s1.-COTTON-Spo
closed quiet, points lower; middling up
lands, 14.4Oc; mddling gulf 1465c. Sales
] sOO bales.
ST. LOUIS, March 81.-COTTON-Un-
changed: middling. 147tc; no sales; receipts
900 bales; shipments, 800 bales; stock, q. 800
bales.
New York cotton market as furnished
by Logan a Bryan, members New York
Cotton exchange. 8l5 South Sixteenth street:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
REPORT OF THE CLEARING HOUSE

transactions of the Associated Banks
for the Week.
NEW YORK March 3l.-Bradstreets bank
Clearings report for the week ending March
50 shows an aggregate of s., $50. 900 as
against 2S1S, 627, 900 last week and 81 S54,-
$4,000 In the corresponding week last year.
The Following is a list of the cities:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
UNCHANGED to Sc higher than yesterdays

SlLNER-Bar steady at 24hd per ounce.
MONEY-2l4d2A per cent.
The rate of discount in the open market
for short and three months bills is 2sa
2 3-16 per cent.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
Bank CIeartnEs.
Cotton Market.

OMAHA, March 3l-Bank Slearings for
spending date last year s.. SO2, 29O95
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01

PRINTING-OFFICE CHIEF QUARTER
master.-Omaha, Nebraska, March g. 1911
Sealed proposals will be received here I'm
Ill 10 a. m, April 5, 1911, for furnishing
such printing and materials therefor as
may be required by Headquarters Depart
ment Of the Missouri Omaha, Nebraska
during the fiscal year ending June 30 1912
Information furnished on application.
Lieut.. Col. ID. T.. MCCARTHY, c. .. M
M6-7-S-A1-
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Local Arrnr1ttra.

mot included in totals because contain
ing other items than clearings.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
Har MarLEet.

OMAHA. March u.-HAY-No. L SIl.OO.
Straw. wheat. $50 rye. $50; cats. N-00
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01

Omaha, Neb., April l. 19ll.-Sealed pro-
posals, In triplicate, will be received until
10 a. m. May l. 1911, for furnishing Oats
Bran, Hay and Straw required at posts in
this department during the fiscal year com
mencing July !, 1911. Information furnished
on application. Captain f. G. Bolles, c.
q. NJ. Al-S-4-27- 1913
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01

Receipts and disposition OF live stock at
tne Union Stock Yards. South Omaha, for
twenty -four hours ending at 3 D. m. yes
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
GRAIN AND PRODUCE MARKET
Shorts Sell Off Wheat for New Low
Points.
CASH DEMAND is DEPRESSED
Same General Conditions Of Ipnctiv-
ity Bearing values BiR Move
ment of Corn ~ Held
Probable.
JAsH DEMAND Is pEPREssED

OMAHA. March 81 1911.
The rally in wheat yesterday on profit
taking was followed by renewed selling by
shorts who had covered. New low points
were established today for this crop.
All OF the features Of the wheat situation
arc unchanged; there Is the same light
movement to primary points and the in
significant demand for the cash article
that has depressed the market values for
the last few months.
Corn receivers are looking for a larger
movement from the country. as purchasers
Tor April are mostly at a premium over
March shipments There Is merit enough in
the situation to give frequent rallies, al
though the market follows the trend IN
wheat readily. The shipping demand CON
unues slack with no encouragement for eX-
port business and the decline in wheat
were depressing features.
There was a general squirt of selling by
shorts who had covered and taken profits
yesterday. Prices broke sharply as the
market had little or no support Cash
wheat ruled ladlc lower.
The light offerings OF corn were readily
absorbed and steadied the market for a
time, but support was lacking and prices
slumped with wheat
Primary wheat receipts we're 341 900 bu
and shipments were $4,000 bu., against re-
ceipts last year OF 49l 900 bu. and shipments
Of 14O0 900 bu.
Primary corn receipts were $4,000 bu and
shipments were 2y6OO0 bu., against receipts
last year of $4,000 blu. and shipments OF
$4,000 bu.
$4,000 bu.
Liverpool closed atd7sd lower on wheat
and unchanged to Md lower on corn.
The following cash sales were reported.
WHEAT-NO. hard: 1 car. SIC; cars,
SIC.
CORN-No 2 white: l car, 4%c; 1 car,
4hc; cars, Hhc. No. 2 Yellow l car,
4lhc; / car, Ac. No. mixed: / car, 4lhc.
No. mixed: . cars, 40&c; cars, 4O1ac.
No. 4 mixed 1 car, 40c.
OATS-No. white 3 cars, 2S9sc / car,
2S1zc. No white: 1 car. Csc. No grade;
1 car, &c.
Omaha Cash Prices.
WHEAT-No. 2 hard S11k6S41kc; No. 3
hard S0dS2Ac; No hard, 73d79Ac; re-
tectec hard, 6Sd77lRc; No. 3 spring, $50
s8hc; No spring, 76qs111o; No durum,
SidSll2c; No 3 durum, 80dS0hc.
CORN-No. 2 white. 4hd4l%c; No. 3
white, 4ldnkc; No white, S912d40c; No.
9, color, 4OAanhc; No. 2 yellow 419AA cG
No. 3 yellow, 40& 641ltc No. I yellow, 1914
gSs&c; No 2 49Aqhl4c; No. 5. 4OAg4ONc;
6ATs-No. 2 white. 2S1kd2sc; standard.
2shd28Ac; No. 3 white, 28i4d2SSsc; No. 4
white, 272d2Shc; No. 3 yellow, 27%q2Sltc;
BARLEY-No 3, SSd9sc; No. 4, 7s@sOc;
No. ] feed, 66076c; rejected 56Q71c.
RYE-No. 2, s5as6c; No. 8, S3ds4c.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01

Quotations furnished by Burns. Brinker g.
Co., az New Omaha National bank build
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-04-01
stock I'm sight.

Receipts of live stock at the five principal
rtnat ..l.rl rl.ala l-aaInElaA..
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
THE LAMB ERTVILLEREC0RD
FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1911
IT WASN'T A FISH.
And Jed Brooks Found Out at Ws'n't
No Bird Neither"

No Bird Neither"
The following story comes from York
Harbor, Me-: Say, yer know that lit
erary chap tibet he'd the Furness cot
tage up on the hill two years ago last
summer--Mark Twain, b'lieve they
called i'm. Gee, ye'd never think tel
look at i'm tibet he could write books!
"Waal, he ulster come over ter my
house an set fer hours to time while
I'spun yarns an told i'm about York
folks an things. Seemed to be real
sociable like-liked ter smoke an talk
an Joke with an old fool like me.
"Waal, one day he come ter me look
in kind o. worried like, and his hair
was all ruffled up like he'd been aout
in a stiff Worcester, an he SEE, 'Cap'n
Brooks, can you tell me IL there Is an
osteopath at the HarborT
"'Waal,' SEE I, they mebbe. but
amt never ketched one on 'em, an
I've been fshin' here nigh onter forty
years. He looked at me kind O queer
an then said he guessed he'd go up
ter the drug store an enquire.
"Waal, went home an told the old
woman abaout 1t, an she SEE, You big
fool, Jed Brooks. faint no fish; it's
bird So then / went inter the best
room an took down the cyclopedium
my boy Steve he'd when he was ter
Harvard college, an III be burned II
1t want no fish at all, nor 1t want no
bird neither, but newfangled kind OF
a doctorI'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
WANTED, so MEN AND WOMEN.
To Take Advantage of Special offs
Made by S. W. Cochran & Co.

s. w. Cochran Il Co the enterprising
druggists are advertising today for fifty
men aud women to take advantage of
the special half price offer they are
making on DIR. Howard's celebrated
specific for the cure of constipation
and dyspepsia, and get fifty cent
package at half price 25 cents
So positive are they of the remark
able power of this specific to cure these
diseases rs well as sick headaches and
liver troubles, that they agree TO re-
fund the money to any customer whom
the medicine does not quickly relieve
and cure.
With DIR. Howard's specific at hand,
you can eat what you want and have
no fear of i'll consequences. 1t streng-
thens the stomach, gives perfect diges-
ton, regulates the bowels, creates an
appetite and makes life worth the liy-
ing.
If you enanot call at $. ". COch.
ran q CO. s store to-day send them q
cents by mail and they will send you
a package promptly, charges paid.
s. w. Cochran Il Co. have been able
TO secure only limited supply of the
specific, so great is the demand, and
you should not delay taking adyan-
tage of this liberal offer they are
making this week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
CHALLENGE FROM
S. W. COCHRAN & co.
Offers to Refund Money il DR.. Towards
Specific viii Not Cure Any Case Of
Constipation or Dyspepsia.

S. w. Cochran & Co. are seeking
the worst case of dyspepsia or consti-
patton in Lambertville or vicinity to
test DIR. Howard's new specific for the
cure of those diseases.
SO confident are they that this re-
markable medicine will effect last
ing cure in short time, that they
offer to refund the money should it
not be successful.
In order to secure the quickest pos
sible introduction s. W. Cochran n
Co. will sell regular fifty cent pack
age Of this medicine at half price, %
cents.
It will regulate the bowels, tone up
the whole intestinal tract, give you an
appetite, make food taste good and di-
gest we'll and increase vigor, Joy
and happiness will take the place OF
that don't care whether live or die
feeling.
Take advantage of S. w. Cochran
n 90. 8 challenge aud secure IA bottle
of DIR. Howard's specific at half price
with their personal guarantee to re-
fund your money il it does not help
YOU.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Bitter Wits.

Voltaire and Rousseau, though on
friendly terms, were in the habit OF
firing or pointed jokes at one another.
One day Rousseau was dining with
voltaire, and oysters were brought on
the table. for. as somebody has remark
ed, no dinner could be complete with
out them. The author OF Emile" aft
or helping himself pretty freely. made
the somewhat injudicious remark:
II am sure could eat as many oys-
tiers as Samson slew Philistines."
with the same weaponT Qhe jaw
bone of an ASST slyly inquired Voltaire.
Rousseau did not soon forget the lit
tie joke at his expense and sought an
opportunity for revenge. Not long aft
erward Voltaire called at his house
during his absence The door being
open. he walked into the library, and,
finding all the books thrown about in
confusion and covered with dust, be
traced on one OF them the word eco
chon" pig) with his finger. Next day
he met Rousseau and said to him:
II called at your house yesterday,
but did not find you in"
II know" replied the latter. II found
your card"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
"a Thorouoh.


In lawful pursuits, whatever you do
Building @ mansion or mending shoe
Be honestly earnest in all Of your work.
Never attempting plain duty to shirk.
Whether you climb. dig, delve or burrow.
Do each thing completely; always be thor
ough.
Sllpshod expedients avoid as snare.
Perform every task with painstaking care
Negligent methods won't bear the worlds
test.
Give It unstinting always your best.
Whether you labor with head or with
hand
Writing q book or filling the land
Do everything we'll. as well as you can.
No more Ia expected by God or by man.
No less will suffice for your own self re-
spect
Or save you from sting OF willfui neglect
The purest of pleasure can only be found
In virtuous effort, healthful and sound.
This truest OF maxims cherish and nurse
Work is blessing and ease but curse y
w Thomson.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
AS WE GROW OLD.
The Kidneys Need Constant Help. Lam
bertville People Depend on Doan's
Kidney Pills.

The constant strain of busy life
Wears out the kidneys, and in later
years
The kidneys cry for help.
Old backs will ache, day in, day out;
Urinary Ills will add their weight of
woe,
Until the kidneys have the help they
need
Aid the kidneys with Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Restore a perfect filtering of the
blood.
Lambertville people endorse this
great remedy.
GA, Price, ii Deleyan st, Lambertyille, N
j., says: You may continue to publish my
testimonial, recommending Doan's Kidney
Pills They did me a world Of good and en-
dorse them again with pleasure. Being adj
vanced in years, 1t is natural that my kidneys
should bother me to some extent, even
though Doans Kidney Pills, procured at
Shamalas Drug Store, rid me of the serious
kidney difficulty that had bothered me mp to
three years ago. Since their curing me then,
one or two slight occurrences of kidney COM
plant have also been quickly removed by
their use / find this remedy to be lust the
ono | require and | would indeed be lost
without a supply on hand"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agent for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
g. The -
Scrap Book
LoaioaI Theology.

A negro known as zone Eyed Wall
ing was and probably is now preach
er in Virginia. His ideas OF the
oiogy and human nature were often
very original. as the following anec-
dote may prove. A gentleman thus ac-
costed the old preacher one Sunday:
"Walling, I understood you believe
every woman has seven devils. Now,
how can you prove that, I'd like to
known
"Well, sab, did you ebber read in de
Bible how de seven debbles were cast
out 'er Mary MagdaleneP
"Oh. yes. I've heard OF that, but
what does that proven
did you eber hear Of 'em bein' cast
out of any odder woman, sahT" And
the old man assumed wise look.
mo, / never did"
"Well, den, sab. de odders has sure
got 'em yitT
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
a Woman and a cbeok.

A woman handed the cashier at a
fashionable New York hotel the check
of the cashier of Denver bank on a
local bank
"This check Is no good. madam" he
informed her.
But why? The cashier of the Den
yer bank sent 1t to me-"
at is unsigned" explained the cash
Ter.
"oh, il that the trouble2 Well, here
I have letter from the cashier him
self telling me he is incloslng the
check"
but that will do the check no good"
said the patient hotel cashier.
"But why" persisted the woman.
"cant you cut this signature off the
letter and paste It on the check2 That
would make 1t all right"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Saved Child From Death.

"After our child had suffered from
severe bronchial trouble for year, "
wrote G.. Il. Richardson, OF Richard
sons Mills, Ala, 1--WE feared it had
consumption, 1t had bad cough all
the time. We tried many remedies
without avail. and doctors medicine
seemed as useless. Finally we tried
DR.. Kings New Discovery, and are
pleased to say that one bottle effected
complete cure, and our child is
again strong and healthy" For
coughs, colds, hoarseness, lagrippe.
asthma, Group and sore lungs, its the
most infallible remedy that's made.
Price SOC and Sl.00. Trial bottle free.
Guaranteed by all druggists,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Didn't Have to Wait.

A very wealthy retired business man
has big country place up in the New
Hampshire hills upon which he en-
Joys spending a large part of his
wealth.
Recently he decided to build a stone
wall around his place. There was no
particular point to having the wall,
which was a fine affair Of cut stone,
except the fun which 1t gave Mr..
Smith las we will call him) to build 1t.
The contractor who built the wall was
an Irishman. One day when the wall
was nearly done Mr.. Smith and the
contractor were inspecting 1t.
~ suppose. Pat" said Mr.. Smith
"that fifty years from now people will
come along here and look at this wall
and say. There was man that had
more money than brains"
"Well, sorr," said Pat. shifting his
quid into the other cheek, there do be
thin as is sayin' thot now."-BostoD
Traveller
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19

"Ladies and gentlemen" appealingiy
began the village handy man, advanc-
ing to the front of the stage and ad.
dressing the few patient persons who
remained of the audience which had
assembled to witness the beautiful
pastoral drama, 1.-THE Mad Miller's
Daughter" written by the hamlets
accomplished authoress and presented
by home talent performers, II am re-
quested by the members of the COM
pany to ask you to remain until the
end Of the play. In the next act, which
I solemnly assure you is the last, the
villain gets his due and is slain with
out mercy, and we want Witnesses
ItuoH
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
rnn Much Aid.

The professor of law was quizzing
his class. Singing out a somnoient
student in the rear Of the room, he adj
dressed a question to him. Confused,
the student rose and bent his ear to
catch the stage whispers of his friends
seated about him.
"Well, you ought to be able to an
swer," snapped the professor, with all
the aid you are receiving back there"
Professor" came the quick reply,
81 could, but there's a difference OF
opinion back here"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Stuck 70 the Rule.

A platform lecturer who was green
on the job was demonstrated with by
the manager of his bureau as follows:
"Why, they tell me that down at John
sonburg you lectured two hours. That's
too long. The committee says that
more than half your audience left be-
fore you were nearly through"
well. let me tell you" protested the
new lecturer; you told me when you
started me out that l should make 1t
a rule to quit while the audience want
ed more. And I'll be hanged II saw
any signs Of their wanting more at any
time, SO just kept on."-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Do Ghosts Haunt Swamps?

No, Never. It's foolish to fear q
fancied evil, when there are real
perils to guard against in swamps and
marshes, bsyous and lowlands. These
are the malaria germs that cause ague
chills and fever, weakness, aches in
the bones and muscles and may in.
duce deadly typhoid. But Electric
Bitters destroys and casts out these
vicious germs from the blood. "Three
bottles drove all the malaria from my
system" wrote VIM. Fretwell. of
Lucama, N. O., "and I've had fine
health ever since" Use this safe,
sure remedy only. soc at all drug
gists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
rhsv m;ob. Do Worse.

The German proprietor of Brook
Ign delicatessen store has got far
enough along to pun in English. A
writer In the New York Sun reports
the fact
Hanging in the window of the little
shop is this advertisement:
'The best you can do Is to buy our
1y1IrStn
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
It Startled The World

when the astounding claims were first
made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve, but
forty years OF wonderful cures have
proved them true, and everywhere 1t
is now known as the best salve on
earth for Burns, Boils, Scalds, Sores,
Cuts, Bruises, Sprains, Swellings,
Eczema, Chapped hands, Fever Sores
and Piles. Only 25c at all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
They Were Very Grateful.

Wilson Barrett once had lot OF
workmen redecorattng his private resi-
dence, and, thinking to give them a
treat, he asked them IL after work
one evening they would all like to
have seats to come and see him play
in 1.-THE Lights o. London" at the Prin
cess. They said they didn't mind II
they did, and, being given compliment
tary tickets, all went to witness on
Saturday night their employers pro
duction. AT the end of the week Bar
retts eye caught sight on the pay
sheet of an item against each work
mans name, which read: Saturday
night. Four hours overtime at Prin.
cess theater, s shillings."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
His Bad Break.

"Why on earth do you come to me
to borrow money. BlllupsT said Hark-
away peevishly. why don't you go
to Jorrocks2 He's the prosperous
looking member of our set"
That's just It, Harkaway." said
Billups. "Jorrocks looks so very pros
porous that am quite sure he spends
every penny he makes, but you, old
man-why. you dress like a man who
saves his money"
2. She didn't get it.-Harper's
Weekly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Didn't Want 70 Rsxaras.

An Irishman obtained position In
skyscraper that was being built. He
had to carry material up to the top
floor. One day he went up and couldn't
find his way down. The boss missed
him and called up to him.
Pat" said the boss. why don't you
come DOWN."
II don't know the way" said Pat
"well. come down the way you went
up"
Faith and l WON'T" said Pat, "for
came up head first"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19

HAS Dinguss any occupationT In
quired Ruggles.
Eyes" said Shadbolt. Hes a So
licitor."
"Solicitor7 For whatT'
"Small and unsecured loans."-Chi-
cago Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
IL Was His Own.

Shirley Brooks, the famous Punch
editor. once met Charles Salamar. the
composer. On being introduced to
Shirley the composer said:
II had often and often seen your
face, Mr. Brooks, but never knew to
whom It belonged"
"Oh," replied Brooks quickly. ut al
ways belonged to me-"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19

Eiy's Cream Balm has bees tried ana not
f0and wanting in thousands - hoeses sd
Orsg shs country. II has won tises 10 he
family rasdieins closet among tAs rslisbls
hoasshgid Tsfasdiss. where Il IA kspt 81 hsaa
fof zee In trsAting cold la tie head iusi -
scon a. soms msmber Of the household b.
gins The preliminary snsszing Or snnfainR ~
gives imms5isss rslisf and DAP or tNg's
ire4tmsai will put stop 10 a cold which
might. II not checked, become chronic aud
run into bad case of caiarfh
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
a SURPRISED Poet.

wife-What is the matter. dearf
Haven't they published your poemf
Poet-Oh, yes, that's all right. but
they're actually selling the paper at
penny, as though there was nothing
unusual in it-London TitBits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
TiokJed With a Feather.

IT never knew any one who could be
SO tickled with feather as my wife"
"Ticklish, is sheT'
mot usually, but this was an ostrich
feather she bought at bargain sale"
philadelphia Ledger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Relieve Feverishness, Bad Stomach Teething
Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and
are pleasant remedy for Worms Used by
Mothers for 90 years They never fail. At all
Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address
A. s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N Y,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Use Aliens Foot-Ease

the antiseptic powder to shake into the shoes.
Makes tight or new shoes feel easy. Relieves
painful, swollen, tender, sweating, aching
feet and takes the sting out of corns and bum
ions. Sold everywhere, 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Sample FREE. Address, Alien D
Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Told Him tho News.

Lord Dufferin when he was young
man In Dublin always used certain
jaunting car driven by an old Irish
man. who. however. did not know the
name of his patron. well, Pat" said
Dufferin one fine morning. what is
the news today?" II don't think Of
anything, sir" was Pats reply. Then
as an afterthought, eyes. they do say
that that one eyed Dufferin is going to
marry Kate Hamilton"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1911-05-19
Weak. but WjIlinu.

On a large estate in the Scottish
highlands it was the custom for a
piper to play in front of the house
every week day morning to awaken the
residents. After an overconvivial Sat
urday night. however, the piper forgot