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The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

One of the preachers announces ment for sin. Perhaps they are. but 1t frequently happens that it is the sinners victim who gets them.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28
Saloon Burglar Is Killed.

Omaha, Neb.-An unidentified bur glar was shot here by John Franek, president of the city council of South Omaha, who surprised two men rob- ping his saloon The other man es- rane6
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

An English physician says that twenty-four hours of sleep is as good as weeks vacation. Not for the souvenir postal business.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

American telephone service is as far superior to the British system as "Hel- lo!" Is to Are you there?" as vocal signal
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

A Nebraska man has invented a safety airships, and yet like razors. no doubt there will be men who pre- fer the old-fashioned kind.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

To the plea of the Gotham woman asking divorce. that her husband dragged her around by her hair, the majority of sophisticated husbands vii respond unfeelingly, "Rats!"
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

It has been discovered that frogs and toads are the greatest fly eaters in the world. And in addition 10 their daily work the frogs do not object to giving nightly concerts.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

It Is the ambition of many a small boy to develop into a league pitcher before school calls him back.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Savannah, Ga, has a dentist of the name of Pullet. Draw your own con. clusion.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Persons who rock the boat should be given a journey in a hurry wagon if they reach shore alive.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

No matter how hot 1t is. you can go swimming.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

That Wyoming man who caught grizzly bear with fish hook will prob ably try gunning for trout next.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Will some one step forward with a definite instance of love letters being torn up on receipt-by the woman?
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Even when the weather Is hottest the proprietor of the summer garden As not downhearted.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

None of our perfectly reasonable monopolies has corner on the good weather.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Olive Schreiner says one baby in the family is enough. No olive branches for her.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Another way to forget your troubles is to go swimming.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

Yet frog cannot pose as an attrac- tive mantel ornament, even if 1t does consume vast quantities of flies.
The Nevada County picayune., 1911-07-28

At this season it Is easy for steam CT trunk advertisement to catch the eye
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

Pistol Shot Wound of the Left
Ventricular Cavity, Without Hemor-
rhage, Exhibition Of Specimen" Her
man b. Gessner, New Orleans, La
"Echinococcus Cysts of the Liver,
with Report of Cases" w. Gilman,
Winthrop, Mobile, Ala.
use of X-Ray in Surgery" Amade
Granger, New Orleans, La.
THE Present Status of Anaesthe-
sia,' Clarence Hutchinson, Pensacola,
Fla.
"Fibroid Tumors of the Uterus" j.
Hughes Carter, Memphis. Tenn.
Section of OphthaImology.
NJ NJ. Cullon. Chairman, Nashville,
Tenn. Richmond Mckinney, Vice
Chairman, Memphis, Tenn. U. S. Bird,
Secretary, Tampa, Fla.
Tuesday, November 18th, 2:30 p. m.
Chairmans Address, NJ. NJ. Cullom,
Nashville, Tenn.
Cataract Extraction with Corneal
Suture," E. C. Elicit, Memphis, Tenn.
"The Relative Value of Atropine
and Homatropine as a Cyelopegic,'
Hugh NJ. Lokey Atlanta, Ga.
Requirements for the Prescribing
of Classes" WA. Stevens, Memphis
Tenn.
THE Modern Pathology and Treat
ment OF Glausoma," G. C. Savage
Nashville, Tenn.
Complications during Cataract Ex
fractions" DR.. ]. T. Heron, Jackson
Tenn.
Tuesday, November 18th, 7:45 p. m
Nasal Refexes," w. G. Harrison
Birmingham, Ala.
Some Interesting Cases" NJ. Fl
Bell, Vicksburg, Miss.
Operative Treatment Of NeV
Growths in the Larynx,' Richmon
Mckinney, Memphis, Tenn.
Experiences in European Clinics,
I0Nn j. Scales, Shreveport, La
I "Edema of the Cloths" A. c. Lewis
Memphis, Tenn.
4 Diseases of the Eye and Ear /
Their Relation to the Nose an
Throat" F. P, Hoover, Jacksonville
Fla.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13
MISERABLE
DYSPEPTICS

All the world looks gloomy to the
man with the upset stomach. He
sees the world through smoked glasses
and never tries to rub off the smoke.
Cheer up, Mr.. Dyspeptic, there's
bright days ahead of you. Go to The
Owl Drug Store this very day and say
want box of MONA tablets. Take
them as directed and If the misery
doesn't leave your stomach and bring
a sunny smile to your gloomy counte-
nance, go and get your so cents back.
MONA stomach tablets Will
promptly end the distress of indiges-
ton. will stop nervousness, dizziness,
lbiliousness, sick headache and sleep
lessness. Fifty cents buys a large
box at THE OWL DRUG STORE and
druggists everywhere.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

Observation-Disclosures and paint
ing. Home phone 224 Blue; Cumb.
phone 334. oct24
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

Diagnosis of Poliomyelitis," E. S.
Allen, Providence, R. |.
Treatment of Poliomyelitis," Thorn
as D. Parke, Birmingham, Ala.
"Orthopedic Treatment of the Re
suits Of Infantile Paralysis Michael
Hoke, Atlanta, Ga.
Section On Surgery.
Offcers-Duncan Eve, chairman,
Nashville, Tenn; Michael Hoke, vice
chairman, Atlanta, Ga; w. P. Nc
Adory, secretary, Birmingham, Ala.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2:30 p. m.
Chairmans address, Duncan Eve,
Nashville, Tenn.
Tuberculosis Bladder" NJ. G. Shiv-
ers, Colorado Springs, Col.
Operative Treatment of Inguinal
Hernia" L. Sexton, New Orleans, La
Some Interesting Cases of Brain
Surgery" Jere L. Crook, Jackson
Tenn.
"Ligature Material and After Treat
ment of Surgical Cases." H. T. Inge
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

Mobile, Ala.
Surgery in Epilepsy W. A. Bryan
Nashville, Tenn.
Strains and Dislocations of the
Sacroc-lllia Joints" Edward S. Hitch,
New Orleans, La.
"A Simple Effective Surgical Tech
nique," Ira J. Sellers, Birmingham,
Ala.
THE Importance of Proper Shoes;
Their Relation to Determines of the
Food and Body Efficiency" E. Law
renee Scott, Birmingham, Ala.
Tuesday. November 18th, 7:45 p. m.
Remarks on the Management of
Perforating Gastric and Duodenal Ul-
GERS" NJ. NJ. Jordan, Birmingham,
Ala.
THE Prevention of Deformity by
the General Practitioner; Report of
Orthopedic Cases." Willis C. Camp
bell, Memphis, Tenn.
Local Anaesthesia in Herniotomy, -
w. T. Henderson, Mobile, Ala.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13
VANGUARD gF
CONTINUED from Page One)

THE Dietetic Management OF ~
phoid Fever" J. B. Gutherie, New
Orleans, La.
Tuesday. November 14th, 7:45 p. m.
Symposium On Acute Anterior Po-
Iiomyelitis.
History of Enidemics of Anterior
Poliomyelitis in the United States,
b. l.. Wyman, Birmingham. Ala.
History of Birmingham Epidemic
of Anterior Poliomyelitis' Robert Mel
son, Birmingham, Ala
'Etiology and Pathology of Poll
omyelitis," E. M. Mason, Birmingham,
Ala.
symptoms of Poliomyelitis," ]. E.
Seay, Birmingham, Ala.
Report of Case of Infantile Paraly-
sis with Unusual Features" w. g.
Somerville, Memphis, Tenn.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

coast this morning and a temperature
81 degrees reported as far south as
Alexandria, La. Many sections of cane
are still standing in the field and the
cold wave came with such suddenness,
planters had no time to protect their
crop Little damage to cotton was
caused by the cold except a possible
injury TO the grade, but in some sec
tons yesterday the gale swept the
scattered, open bolls clean.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

WANTED-You to ring home Phone
Ill W. when you want your furnI
ture rehnished or upholstered-a.
kinds Of repairing. 30-tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

We also desire to call your attention to the
many splendid values which we are now Of
fering in every department. Think Of it. Bar
gains, and votes on the piano for every cents
worth of your purchase. Come and let us
explain how we can afford to do this
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

You can make someone happy
by giving them your piano
votes, if you are not saving for
yourself. Be sure and ask for
them with every cents worth
of your purchase.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13
SUGAR AID TRUCK
INTERESTS SUFFER
(By Associated PreSS.l

New Orleans, Nov. 13,-Consider-
able damage in sugar and trucking
sections of Louisiana and Texas by
the severe cold snap. Freezing wealth
err extended south to the Middle Gulf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

AN OPPORTUNTY-For hustling
boys and girls to make Xmas min
money by selling Armour's Light
House Cleaner. Armour & Co. will
give so per cent on sales. Call at
office, corner New Orleans and Sec.
ond for particulars. 7-6t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

FOR RENT-Store-room 24X7o, at
Sumrall, Miss. Well located for
business purposes. Address j. s.
Byrd, Sumrall l3-ot'
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

FOR SALE-Wagner motorcycle, 1910
Tourists model; in fine order. Ad-
dress Mail Carrier I, Hattiesburg
Miss. Il-zt
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

FOR SALE-280 acres of good farm
land; partly timbered. Apply TO
Henry Wedgeworth, 443 Newman
street, Hattlesburg. 22-lmo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13

LADIES-All who left dishes or plates
at The News Cooking School can Sc
cure them by calling at O'Ferrali
Bros. lo-Ii
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-11-13
w zANT:S

FOR SALE-A very large pair of St
Bernard dogs, with puppies weeks
old, sell or trade. Call Cumberland
15A 13-4t.
The evening world., 1911-10-14

IT'S all right" Little assured them.
"Waitll l answer It. Say, while I'm
answering this phone, you big burglar,
look on the table there and you'll find
a rule book. Turn to the page on scor-
Ing rules
"Iiello!" he said. picking up tho re-
ceiver.
Hello, Yes. this Is Little"
About M~arquard's record?-
Il don't know exactly. I'm looking
II up row.. Wait a minute"
Say. burglars" aid Little as he
placed his hand over the transmitte-
This is the sporting editor now and
he wants me to write a short story
about that question owe Marquard's
record. Did you find that book?"
sure whispered Blink, I've got
the page"
"Hello!' spoke Little as he took his
hand from the phone. II a write It,
but how'll l get 1t down to your"
No, there isn't n messenger In ten
blocks OF here. All right. III fix It some
way and he hung UP the phone.
Grabbing the book and his oficia'
scores Little hastily dashed Off an opin-
ion on MarQuard's record. 1t left the
matter still in doubt.
Say" and Little turned to the inter-
ested burglars, where ran | get a mes
senger to take this down TO the Officer
What's in 1t for me?' asked Blink.
what do you mean." asked Little,
somewhat surprised.
why. I'll take 1t myself II there's
enough In IT,"
Me too" spoke up Red.
There Isn't much In It," said Little.
but II you want TO De good fellows and
take this CODY down IN give YOU this
and he wrote something on a piece o:
paper.
What Is it?" asked Red In a whisper.
as Blink began TO read.
You're on" decided Blink. and turn
ing TO Rel he said: 1T says, Please
pass two for Thursdays game and give
them box seats"
say" observed Blink, as he and Red
started out the front door with L!ttl6s
late copy, that fellows a pretty good
guy. Amt he?"
The evening world., 1911-10-14
AN EXPLANATION

When it is
known hat Is
u - 0
sire ngth u
G system
and build no
The body is
" Father
Johns Medi-
cine c $
colds, ii will
be understood
why it is SO
The evening world., 1911-10-14
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease. the antiseptic pow
der. 1t relieves painful, smarting, ten
der, nervous feet. and instantly takes
the sting out Of corns and bunions. It's
the greatest comfort discovery Of the
age. Aliens Foot Ease makes tight OF
new shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain re-
lief for sweating. %callous. swollen, tired,
aching feet. Always use it to Break in
New shoes. Tryit to-day. Sold every
where, 25 cents. Don't accept any sub.
stitute. For FREE trial package, ad.
dress Allen S. Oh ms,ed. lie Roy. n. Y,
The evening world., 1911-10-14
NAMED FOR ALDERMAN,
WOMAN WILL NOT RUN.
Miss butcher of Brooklyn, Nomin-
: ated by the Socialists, Says III
Health ForbidS Canvass.

Miss Elizabeth butcher. daughter OF
George c.. butcher of Brooklyn, one of
the stanchest supporters of woman's
suffrage. has been nominated by the
Socialists OF the First Assembly Dis
trict for Alderman. The announcement
of the nomination was made yesterday
by the party in Kings County.
Miss butcher. who IS at her fathers
country home at New Canaan, Conn,
said to-day that she would decline the
nomination as soon as h returns to
town, within a few days. Miss butcher
says she would be delighted to make a
campaign, but believes that her health
would not permit speaking.
Miss butcher says she believes the So
cialists nominated her not because thsy
thought she had a chance to win en-
election, but because they wanted TO
prove that they believed women were
equally capable In civic affairs with
men.
The evening world., 1911-10-14
CUSTOMERS WAIT
FORSTOREKEEPER
WHO IS MURDERED
BODY Discovered in Rear Room
by Wife, Who Is Called
to Serve.
HAD 5000, SHE SAYS.
But Not a Cent Is Found in
His Clothing--Skull
Fractured.
HAD 5000, SHE SAYS.

Simon Polsky. a well 10 do delica-
lessen sore proprietor. was found dead
o-day In the rear OF his mop a No.
is45 Fifth avenue. under circumstances
eha, point to murder and robbery.
There was a deep cash two inches Ions
In the back OF his head. supposed 10
have fractured his skull and caused
probably, by a heavy blow from some
sharp instrument, ari a gash and bruise
over his rigit eye, believed TO have been
received IN falling against the Oath tuJ
near which the body 9ay when found.
According 10 Mrs. Bessie Polsky. her
husband had 500 In his pocket when he
went down 10 the shop early his morn
inx from the living rooms upstairs. lie
was to bank this none later to-day.
The cash was missing when the body
was found, and the mans clothes gave
evidence OF having been searched.
Polskv was las seen alive at I
o'clock by Miss Lean Lewis OF No. 1870
Fifth avenue, who made some pur-
chasss from him. At S&5 Mrs. Augustus
Eleventh street. an old customer Of the
store. entered the shop and found an
other woman customer waiting to have
some one take care OF her purchase.
Mrs. Meyer waited a few moments and
surprised that Polsfy did not appear
went to the door leading to the rooms
above and called Polsky's fourteen-year-
old daughter Minnie, who called down
that her father had probably gone to
a.. ala. .g.-. far ~ 1lva rotfa a md
you'd return in a minute. While the
two women were still waiting Mrs.
Poisky came down and went to the
rear Of the store to get something Mrs.
EYE asked for.
Suddenly the two customers heard
Mira Polsky scream. and running back
found her dragging the body of ther
husband out over the threshold OF tho
bathroom. Tho police were notified.
and DR.. Bacon called from h Harlem
Hospital. He said Polsky had been
dead about al hour.
The police were al flrst inclined TO
the theory that Polsky had been seized
with veretigo and had fallen against
the bath tub. fraoturing his skull. Mrs.
Polsky's positive statement that her
husband mad never been III a day since
their marriage and the presence OF two
bruises convinced tire police that they
have to deal with another store muir
der and robbery.
The police are trying to ind some
ncighbors Nho are reported TO have
said that they passed Polsky's store
about 5 o'clock and heard him shouting
to some one
Don't hit mo with that club"
They are also looking FOR an un.
known man who appeared at a nearby
store about 5 o'clock n offered some
neckties for sale.
Coroner Hellenstein examined tho body
and declared his belief that Poisky has
been murdered. The body was takeI
70 h morgue where an autopsy viii b,
psrfonned tonight.
The evening world., 1911-10-14
WIDOW AND TWO CHILDREN
SHARE THE BLISS ESTATE
viii Filed To-day Divides Property
Between Them After Payment
OF Small Requests.

The viii of Cornelius y. Bliss. filed
FOR probate In the %Surrogate's Office to.
day. leaves practically all OF his estate
to his widow. Elizabeth. and his SON
Cornelius y. jr., and daughter. Eliza
beth Z.
Mr.. Bliss remembered four OF the
employees OF his firm. Bliss. Fahyar
and Company. They are william $
Hswkshurst. who will receive 5000.
William b. Markell. who will receive
$1,000; Charles p. Babcock, who will re.
ceIve 5000. and Charles Renner. who
will receive &l.O0.
The value OF the estate is not dis
closed. the petition accompanying the
VIII simply stating more than SIS, CO.,
All the silver. pictures and household
effects In the Bliss home at No. ..
Fast Thirty-seventh street are left to
the widow. She will also have the use
OF the house for life. The automobiles
and equipment are left to the daughter
Elizabeth p. Bliss. and a special cash
bequest of $4,000 is left to the son,
Cornelius ". jr.
There are three requests OF s5,00
~each-one to Zadie c.. Bliss. a daugh-
ter-in-iaw of the t~estator: another "a
Eii@aocth -Noifoh b'SS' SfehnoaoSh
ter. and the third to Cornelius N. Bliss
3d. a grandson.
The residuary estate Is left to the
widow. daughter and son, who are to
share 1t equally.
Mention is made in the will OF a loan
Of $1,000 900 that Mr. Bliss made to
Bliss. Fabyan and Company OF Boston,
Payment OF L..s was due June /. 1910
but the loan was renewed. Mr.. Bliss
directed that his wife. daughter and
son. as executors OF the estate. grant
further renewals OF the loan II the firm
I'm Boston so desires.
The evening world., 1911-10-14
GAVE AWAY MONEY
{ IN BIG BILLS TO
/ LINE ON B0WERy
Philanthropist on Fire Plug
Handed Out Blessings and
Wealth With Both Hands.

A wild-eyed youth rushed up to Police
man kirk OF the Mulberry street station
% East Houston street. In the cold gray
dawn OF early this morning and tried
70 drag him toward the Bowery.
"Whateher doln'T demanded the
policeman. "Leyso my armr"
t~"S-s-s-s-st!' said the stranger. MI
Rockefeller. or Morgan, or Mr.. Hetty
Green Givin' away money. Come
QUICK. May save his life. Put you on
velvet sloEgs you live. Hurry"
Hand In IAN With his informant Kirk
. to the Bowery. There. seated On q
nro hydfsa;. they found a fat. fearful,
b~sse.clsn. gentleman handing GU
or<pts coIored slips OF paper which
ioeSe: Ike real money. 10 an eager lin.
Of <xyfareTs wno were marshalod aIoas
tho curo OF the Bowery for nearly d
block, just like "A bread line.
Take II with blessing" said the mar
as he held - the notes TO each age
hand that reached. TRY to lead a bet,
Tag liza"
Ths policeman grabbed him and hur
.isd bin 10 the station. lie fell sSles,
a. Klrk'a hanas =ai mad TO be car
ried the last few blocks like n sack o
meal. From papers In his pocxet b
was entered on the records as Wlll.aa
Klostermsn OF Jersey City.
"I'm property man of the Cherr,
blossoms Burlefaue Company" Kluster
man explained TO Magistrate iierber
IN Centre street Court to-day. That
wAs stage money. The show is In Jer
sey City and ! came over to see tn,
out on the road"
Cautioning him not to sosnd too muc,
~ Tia stage money on his way bacs
- Jersey City, the Magistrate let hin
70.
The evening world., 1911-10-14
WOMEN IN AUTO
RUN OVER MAN AND
BREAK HIS BACK
Machine Speeds Away Into
Bronx, but Broken Lamp
Gives Police Clue.

Detectives are looking for q big auto
mobile, in which were several women,
one said To- be colored. which ran over
a man at ora Hundred and Th!rty-third
street and FlA'h avenue last night and
broke his back.
The injured nav who probably will
die. Is Philip Reynolds. twenty-one. OF
No. 132 East one ia inbred and Twenty
fourth street. He was crossing the
The evening world., 1911-10-14

strsst when the auto. going - -
|over him.
One o. the witnesses VINO Sovo -
to the automobile was Edward 1oone
OF No. 1912 Bristow street. he 0BUoA.
He told Policeman Dominick A0oeO.
sese that the rear lamp was % 0Uee
to the number he could not - u
plainly. The policeman sot ipeo -
automobile standing nearby ann -.
dered the chauffeur to give chase.
But the fugitive car had ebtaiooo .
long start and was lost on A1eeonooe
avenue in the Bronx.
Meanwhile Policeman No0owan ~
called an ambulance and Reynolds -
taken 10 Harlem Hospital. One 0f oe
autos lamps was broken and pie0oD q
II were picked UP at the sosns ef -
accident.
The evening world., 1911-10-14

valuable as a tonic aud FOR driving the
impurities out Of the blood II feeds the
tissues and makes strength. Prevents
pneumonia and consumption. Not a
patcst medicine, and free from poison
Gus drugs. Fifty years in use,
Father Johns Medicine is q safe
medicine for children as well as older
people because it is free from alcohol
or dangerous drugs. Get u bottle today.
The evening world., 1911-10-14
Bank Reserve sII.!Is,2OO.

The statement OF Clearing House
banks FOR the week shows hat the
banks mold 81. 75S, go reserve in excess
OF legal requirements. This IS a de-
crease of s3,4Si,3J0 in the proportionat.
cash reserve as compared with last
week.
The evening world., 1911-10-14

BET ne is," agreed Red. I'VE ought
TO do something for tha, guy"
IAN right" said Blink. as he switched
his kit of tools from one shoulder TO
the other: lets write a letter to the
editor about him.. rs coming TO him."
SECOND DAY OF REGISTRATION.
Register to-day. Polling places will
be opened from 7 a. ~. until 1 p. d.
II you do not register you cannot vote
ut the primaries next spring.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1911-05-05

Marietta is the finest town in the
state, her good points are advertised
by her travelling statesmen, and that
they make friends wherever they sell
their goods, witness the following
from the March issue of "Watson's
Magazine:
Who is this smiling fisherman,
holding his catch and challenging the
admiration of mankind? Who should
1t be, but my old friend, Charles
Freyer Not that he is old-the
friendship is. Nearly everybody knows
him. He goes around selling pianos,
organs, angeluses, symphonies, &C
cordeons, flutes, fageolettes, piccolos,
drums, fiddles, banjos, haut-boys,
bugles, cornets, iewsharps, trombones,
vlolinceilos, mouth-harps, bagpipes,
Kettle drums, sheet music. chin-music.
new anecdotes, old saws, modern in.
Stances, and various and sundry other
similar and same and such-including
graphophones, singaphones, laugh
ophones, talkophones, wailophones,
howlophones, and a whole lot of other
assorted, selected and assimilated
wares and commodities, calculated to
make a more or less pleasing noise in
this Morganized, Guggenheimed. Rob
atellered, Elberthubbarded, Ballinger-
ed, Wickershamed, dad-fetched-it
world.
Here's another picture of Charley,
taken p miles out on the Gulf of
Mexico, snapshotted, evidently before
he had brought to a happy termina-
ton the negotiations with the man |
from whom he bought those big fish
This last is meant to be a mild joke"