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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
The Ultimate Limit.

First Dentistry work is so pain.
less that my patients often fall asleep
while am at their teeth.
Second Dentist-Thats nothing
Mine all want to have their pictures
taken to catch the expression of de-
light on their faces
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

abundance of smooth, soft stems and
leaves which give rather light
weight hay. In rich, moist soils it
becomes two to three feet high, but
In dry situations 1t is much shorter.
The open, spreading head is usually
reddish or purplish in color when
young. but becomes green or pale
when older.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
Consolation.

Knicker-My wife is always praising
the men she rejected for me.
Bocker-Never mind she will praise
you to her second husband
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

For HEADACHE-Hicks CAPUDINE
Nervous Troubles, Capudine win relieve you.
It's liquid-pIeasant to take-acts immedi-
ately Try it. 10c., Sc, and so cents at drug
stores.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

instrumental music is sometimes
only instrumental in making the peo-
pie next door move.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

named as the one to receive 1t. He
meets the mail carrier with letters to
mail and receives the mail for his
master. and is afraid of nothing but a
thunder storm.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
N<NG M~<s.eN

A set of doll dishes used for meal
will often tempt child to eat q large
amount without realizing 1t.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
Patient Creditors.

Gibbs-Do you ever think of the
debts you owe your ancestors?
Dibbs-No; they are not pushing me
like my tailor and grocer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
Father Time.

thine flies"
Got the old man in an airship,
have they?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

@ammation, and your Sanative Wash re-
keved me. Your Liver Pills have no
equal as cathartic. Amy one wishing
proof Of what your medicines have
done for me can get it from any drug
gist or by writing to me. You can use
my testimonial in any way you wish,
and Twill be glad to answer letters."-
Mrs. CHRISTINA REED. 105 Mound st.,
Peoria I'll
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

The worst thing about having money
is the way everybody worries for
fear he won't be able to prevent you
from keeping it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

The art is to bring the state of
mind bred of large thinking into the
routine of life.-N. s. Shaler.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
CHILDREN WHO ARE sICKI,y

Mothers should never be without box Of Mother
Gray 3 Sweet Powders for Children. They Break up
Colds Relieve Feverishness, Constipation, TeethinR
Disorders, Headache and Stomach Troubles. Used
by Mothers for 70 years. THESE POWDERS NEVER
FAIL. Sold by all Drug Stores Csc. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE to any motheH
Address Allen s. Olmsted. LIE Roy, Y.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTRLRSS
CHILL TONIC Yon know what You are taking.
showing 1t is simply Quinine and Iron in a taste-
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for 50 years Price so cents.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
lmmortallt,

immortality.
Speaking of Immortality, what's the
matter with the hen?"
Go on"
Her son never SETS"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
Wanted to Know

Ella-She has a rosebud mouth.
Stella-Does that explain her max.
ing SO many flowery speeches?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
Another Operation Avoided.

New Orleans, La.-''For years I sui.
fered from severe female troubles.
Finally I was confined to my bed and
the doctor said an operation was nsces-
Bary. gave Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound a trial first, and
was saved from an operation. Mrs.
LILY PEYRoUx. I'LL Kerlerec st., New
Orleans, La.
The great volume Of unsolicited tes-
timony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia E. Pihkham's
Vegetable Compound is a remarkable
remedy for those distressing feminine
ills from which 80 many women suffer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
/! How did you become a

Poor man! How did you become a
tramp"
Il wuz a war correspondent in Man.
churia, mum. ] got SO used ter doing
nuthin' dat I hain't been no good
since"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1911-08-11
we En-
l2sENABINET

A thing to find ourselves grow
Ing %, Of our contempts.
Phillips Brooks.
Success treads on the heels of every
right effort
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

can't find words to express my thanks
for the good your medicine has done
me. You maypublish this if you wish"
Mrs. HERMAN SETH, Pound, Wis.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. It may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, ir-
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe 1t to themselves
to at least give this medicine a trial.
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands OF others, and why should
1t not cure youp
If you want special advice write
Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for lie
1t is free and always helpful.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
USES FOR SOUR CREAM.

Sour cream may take the place OF
sweet cream in many cases, in making
salad dressings, using less OF vinegar
and lemon juice in the salad.
Graham Gems-Two tablespoonful
of sour cream Is added to one table
spoonful of sugar; add one cup OF
sweet milk, one cupful Of sour milk,
one cupful of white flour. sifted with
one teaspoonful of soda. salt and ba-
ing powder. Add a well-beaten egg.
Bake in hot gem pans.
Cream Biscuits.-Take one quart of
-four with one teaspoonful each of
soda, salt and baking powder sifted
several times; then add two large ia
blespoonfuls of thick sour cream and
milk enough to roll out very soft Mix
lightly and bake in hot oven.
Horseradish Sauce.-This sauce is
usually made using the sweet cream,
but the sour cream, half cup beaten
with a little salt and sugar, added to
half a cup of freshly grated horserad-
ish makes a sauce equally as good.
Hermlts.-Take a cupful of thick
sour cream, TWO CYPRUS Oh DROWN
sugar, one cupful of chopped raisins,
two-thirds of a cup of butter, two
beaten eggs, one teaspoonful each of
soda, cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg.
Add flour enough to make as stiff as
can be stirred, then drop by teaspoon
fuls on a well-buttered pan. Bake in
a medium oven.
Carrot PIe.-This is not common
recipe, but one that is highly satisfac-
tory. Take a cup of sour cream, one
cup of sugar, a cup of grated carrot,
the yolks of two eggs, salt, cinnamon
and nutmeg to taste. Bake IN one
crust and cover with a meringue,
using the whites of the eggs and four
tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
FOR THE FIRST PICNIC.

Why not be the first to entertain at
picnic and relieve yourself from
some of those social debts that have
been hanging over you? The picnic
Is an ideal way of pleasing ones
friends. 1t may be a porch party,
lawn fete, a garden party or just
picnic, according to the environment,
means and desire of the hostess.
The entertainment may be deter
mined by the taste of the people In
vited.
A delightful morning or afternoon
may be spent by asking the guests to
bring their fancy work or sewing,
while one of the number reads aloud.
The reading may be followed by dis
cussion. For those who like contests,
those treating of flowers, birds or
fruits are appropriate.
For refreshments, the punch bowl
may dispense refreshment during the
afternoon, and later sandwiches,
salads, cakes, ices and coffees are
served.
Sponge Cake.-Try this delicious
cake, to serve with ice cream and
crushed strawberries: To seven eggs
take half a pound of -four and three
quarters of a pound of sugar, the juice
and rind of a lemon. Pour over the
sugar a half cup of boiling water and
let it boil. Beat the whites and the
yolks together, beating the whole until
it is thick and light. Stir in the flour
lightly. add a dash of salt and the
lemon last of all. Bake in slow
oven If properly made this cake VIII
be wonderfully light and delicate.
Pmiento Cheese.-The cream cheese
which we buy in the markets put up
in Jars Is so we'll liked for sandwich
filings, and may be prepared at home.
Take rich cheese grated, and add an
equal quantity of cream cheese; mo1s-
ten with the liquor which comes over
the canned red peppers, season with
salt and cayenne and then add as
much of the chopped red pepper as
ones taste demands.
This cheese Is very pretty made into
individual balls, decorated with a slice
of stuffed olives.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
WELCOMED BY MEN WHO
SMOKE

Particular men who smoke realize
how offensive to people of refinement
is strong tobacco breath, and how
Objectionable to themselves is that
dark brown taste" in the mouth
after smoking.
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic is worth
its weight in gold for this purpose
alone. Just little in glass of water
rinse the mouth and brush the teeth.
The mouth is thoroughly deodorized,
the breath becomes pure and sweet
and delightful sense of mouth clean
Illness replaces that dark brown to-
bacco taste.
Paxtine is far superior to liquid an
tiseptics and Peroxide : for all toilet
and hygienic uses and may be obtain
ed at any drug store 25 and SOC box
or sent postpaid upon receipt of price
by The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston,
Mass. Send for free sample.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
fiRELEss COOKER RECIPES.

An ideal way of cooking ham is to
let is come to boil in the kettle, then
put II into the cooker and let 1t stand
six hours. If yours Is homemade
cooBsr you may have to take 1t out
and reheat once during the time. Then
remove from the water, cut off the
rind, stick a few dozen cloves in 1t.
and bake an hour In a moderate oven.
If a cup of sweet cider is added to the
water just before putting into the
cooker 1t will add greatly to the
flavor.
Chicken Soup.-Save the water In
which the chicken has been stewed.
The next day crack the bones of the
fowl add any of the bits of meat left.
a slice of onion and four tablespoon
fuls of sage. Bring to the boiling point
and place in the cooker three or four
hours. Strain and reheat, adding
we'll beaten egg and the seasoning just
before serving.
There Is no manner of cooking cere-
al so perfectly as in a f1reless cooker.
AS a rule, the directions on the pack
age of cereal gives too short time
for cooking. The fireless cooker
cooks every grain, rendering them
soft and digestible. In cooking grains
and cereals 1t is better to set the dish
into another, Double boiler fashion,
havig the heat in the water in the
two dishes. This hastens the cooking.
OId-Fashoned OatmeaI.-Take one
cup of oatmeal and three and half
cups of water. Drop the oatmeal into
the boiling sailed water and boil for
ten minutes, then put into the cooker
for four or five hours, or this may be
put to cook at night and reheated for
breakfast. One has always to bear in
mind that there is no evaporation in
the cooker, so less water is needed to
cook any food.
Rice is a cereal that is beautifully
cooked in a cooker. Heat quart Of
milk to the boiling point. add a cup of
rice, salt, cinnamon and sugar to
taste and boil for ten minutes, then
place in the cooker for three hours.
Every grain will be distinct and thor
oughly soft.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
GOOD WORK WELL SUPPORTED
People Are Liberal In Their Contrib'"
tlons to Young Mems Christian
Associations.

This year Young Mems Christian as
sociations are likely, it is said, to
break all records in amount OF money
raised for new buildings. The success
at Philadelphia, when $1,030,O0O was
secured in twelve days, has given slim
illus both to Young Mems and Young
Women's associations. Added to 1t
was the 100000 campaign for build
ing in foreign capitals. Brooklyn
women, with the aid Of few men,
have just secured $415,000; Atlanta
men, 100000; Reading, $4,000;
Elyria, Ohio, $4,000, where the com
mittee asked for but 100000; Charles
ton, S. c., $15O,OOO; Raleigh, N. c.,
$4,000; Walla Walla, Wash, $4,000.
and Ishpeming, Mich, $22,500. Associ-
alton leaders say three things help
them in getting these large sums:
Christian unity, a short and public ap.
peal, and real results accomplished ip
buildings already erected.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

Saws Exercise Is Harmful.

"Ofice workers should not take ex'
ercise after their days work" said
DR.. E. A. Walker of Boston, who is at
the Arlington The root reason is
that though headwork is not exercise
in the sense that it develops the body,
it most decidedly is exercise In that 1t
induces flag and physical lassitude.
So It is almost pathetic for man to
expect any good to come from taking
more exercise when the exercise in
volved IN the days work has already
tired him out.
"One takes 1t that young people
have had sufficient outdoor exercise
reasonably to develop their frames be-
fore beginning office work. So when
once they have started in the office
In earnest. 1t Is much better for them
to realize at once that their days Of
hard physical strain are over and that
henceforth they must confine these eff
forts to week ends and holidays.
"The body and system easily attune
themselves to circumstances, even to
over-civilized and consequently rath-
er unnatural circumstances, ana in
door headworkers will soon find that
a good state Of health can be main
tanned with little or no exercise."-
Washington Herald.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
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silS away without thoroughly drying
them.
Don't leave the table linen with its
stains to go into the tubs.
Don't throw away paper bags and
wrapping paper; they are often very
useful
Don't use silver knives and spoons
in the kitchen.
Don't let soap lie in dish water or
the scrub pail to waste
Don't use dish towels for pot hold
ers or napkins for dishtowels.
Don't cut more bread or cake than
is necessary, to dry and be wasted.
Roll and keep all crumbs. Those OF
cake may be used in steamed brown
bread.
Don't use good sheets on the ironing
board.
Don't leave the broom standing on
the broom end; hang them or stand
upside down.
Don's burn the heater with all the
draughts carrying the heat up the
chimney.
Don't leave a little gasoline or oil in
the can each time 1t goes to be filled.
1t is the little leaks which sink a
great ship.
Uses for Sand Paper.
When the pans and tins become
rough, use a little sandpaper to
smooth them.
SometinoS the handle Of a broom
is rough; few strokes of sandpaper
will remedy the diff Guilty.
Use sandpaper to scrape burned
kettle and save fingers and utensil.
Sandpaper Is a good polisher for
irons.
Keep a piece near the gas stove to
strike matches on.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
MENTAL ACCURACY
Greatly Improved by Leaving Off Coffee

The manager of an extensive cream
cry in Wis. states that while a regu-
lar coffee drinker, he found it injuri-
Gus to his health and a hindrance to
the performance of his business du-
ties.
1T impaired my digestion, gave me
a distressing sense of fullness in the
region of the stomach, causing a most
painful and disquieting palpitation OF
the heart, and what is worse, it mud
died my mental faculties so as to seri-
ously injure my business efficiency.
II finally concluded that something
would have to be done. quit the use
of coffee, short off, and began to drink
Postum. The cook didn't make IL
right at first. She didn't boil it long
enough, and / did not find it palatable
and quit using it and went back to cof-
fee and to the stomach trouble again.
Then my wife took the matter in
hand, and by following the directions
on the box, faithfully, she had me
drinking Postum for several days be-
for / knew it,
when l happened to remark that
l was feeling much better than I had
for long time, she told me that 1
had been drinking Postum, and that
accounted for it, Now we have no
coffee on our table.
"My digestion has been restored,
and with this improvement has come
relief from the oppressive sense OF
fullness and palpitation of the heart
that used to bother me so. / note such
gain in mental strength and acute
ness that can attend to my Office
work with ease and pleasure and with
out making the mistakes that were so
annoying to me while l was using
coffee.
Postum is the greatest table drink
Of the times, in my humble estima-
ton" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's O reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time TO time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
: fnferest.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
A Willy JUDGE.

At an assize court, according to the
London Times, a juror claimed ex-
emption from serving on the ground
that he was deaf. The judge held a
conversation with the clerk OF ar
raigns on the subject, and then, turn
ing to the man, at whom he looked in
tently, he asked in a whisper: Are
you very deaf?" Very" was the un-
guarded reply. $50 l perceive" was
the rejoinder of the Judge. "but not
whisper deaf. You had better go into
the box. The witness shall speak
low. Case and Comment.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
New FjshInu Industry.

Albicore fishing in Nova Scotian wa
ters has become interesting, but for
financial reasons. These fish frequent
ly weigh over 500 pounds and are
known as horse mackerel. A number
were shipped to Boston last season.
The average price there is three and
one-half cents per pound. Formerly
these fish were considered a nuisance
to the fishermen.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

pepS1a ana IemaI6
troubles by your
m e dicine. / had
been troubled with
both for fourteen
years and consulted
different doctors,
but failed to get any
relief. After using
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V e ge ia BILE Com
pound and Blood
Purifier / can say /
am q we'll woman.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
That Liberal CONGRESS.

Washington has asked for one
hundred additional policemen"
What about it?'
Congress wants to give them that
many new laws, instead"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
He Knew.

Backer-You got trimmed bad.
thought you said you were confident
of the result
Pugilist-I was. / knew I'd get
licked-Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
Took Professors Word for Il.

Took Professors Word for It
Didn't you hear all of the profes-
sor's lecturer"
why, no. He began by saying
that sleep is the secret of right liv-
ing-and then 1 came home and went
to bed"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
DoNT's FOR THE HoUsEKEEPER.

Don't use a good broom to SCRUB
with when a poor one will do as wen.
Don't open half dozen cans OF
fruit and leave parts of each to spoil
Don't forget to pick up the clothes
pins that have fallen to the ground.
Don't leave corks and shoppers out
of bottles.
Don't forget to wipe the boiler be-
hare hanging Il away. or put any uten-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

Wool fabrics only are employed
In the making of SINCERITY
CLOTHES" produced by Kuh, Nathan
& Fischer Company, Chicago. Write
for Style Book No. z.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

Plain Words.
What do you think of her figure?'
1T looks to me like a frame-up."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

often made a hero of the same man who.
by indigestion, a restless night and a
rainy morning would have proved cow
ard. Lord CheSterneid.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

Garfield Tea will regulate the liver, Civ
ing freedom from sick headache and bilious
attacks. 1t overcomes constipation.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02
There is nothing like leather.

vines.
The Homer pigeon is the best bird
for squad raising
Sometimes litter gets so filthy that
it is worse than none
Leave it to the old hen to pick out
the best nest to lay in.
To improve live stock requires in
telligence and thought
Among all dwarf growing trees the
Japanese naples stand first.
If possible grow potatoes on clover
sod; this saves buying fertilizers.
Oats is the standard grain for the
healthy development of young ami
mails.
In the fattening pen give the pigs
all they will readily clean up but no
more
Many farmers use boar OF differ
ent breed Of that of their sows to pro-
duce a cross.
Sound, healthy cows can only be
had by good stabling. careful feeding
and good water.
When the chicks can get away from
1t at will, plenty of heat under the
hover is a good thing.
After the calf has learned to drink.
a little fine hay should be tied up in
the pen for the calf to nibble.
Almost all flower seeds terminate
more quickly if soaked in warm
water for a few hours before planting.
Do not plant trees with bunch Of
spreading roots. Trim them of to
within four or five inches of the root
stock.
Don't forget to give the little ducks
plenty of drinking water, and after
one week old they want it to swim
in, too.
fast at night. This is better than
having them stand around in a heavy
wet coat.
A once lively faith in the existence
and possibilities of strains of hens
which would produce 800 eggs a year
has decayed
At the end of five to eight days re-
move the calf to roomy, clean box
stall and give a clean dry bed OF
wheat or cat straw
The feeding and management of the
young calves should be in the hands
of a competent hand and not left to
the boys or careless help.
Many a man has been surprised at
nure scattered about under tree.
1t gives new life and fruitfulness.
The only way to make a profit with
poultry is to attend closely to bust
ness and not leave the feeding and
management of the flock to hired
help.
Extreme care must be taken of the
tiny seedlings, for if allowed to get
dry they will almost surely die and
if kept too moist they incline to
damp off"
The great secret in successful root
culture Is clean, mellow deep soil.
liberal fertiliZing, early sowing and
early culture as soon as the plants
can be distinctly seen.
A light sandy soil will be rather
benefited by working 1t when moist,
as such will have a tendency to make
it more compact and consequently
more retentive of moisture
Rhubarb Is of easy cultivation, and
when once planted, the ground kept
clean, mellow and heavily MANFRED,
will furnish a generous supply of juicy
stalks for eight to ten years without
removal.
The horse can be made to masticate
his food by putting finely cut hay with
the grain. A ration Of half prairie
grass hay and half alfalfa will give
almost as good gains as a ration of
alfalfa alone
A Virginia man writes that for
years he has sown a small patch of
buckwheat for his hens and he says
he is quite certain that they thrive
better and lay more eggs than they
did without this grain.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1911-06-02

ET He has beauty enough to make
WSr2% many a man think so, and
complaisance enough not to contradict
him who shall tell her so.
In trouble. to be troubled is to have your
trouble doubled