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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
ITCHED so COULD NOT SLEEP

II suffered from the early part of
December until nearly the beginning
Of March with severe skin eruptions
on my face and scalp. At first I
treated it as trivial matter. But
after having used CASTLE soap, medi-
Gated washrags, cold cream. vanish
ing cream, etc., I found no relief what
ever After that I diagnosed my case
as eczema, because Of its dry, scaly
appearance. The itching and burning
of my scalp became so intense that
thought I should go mad, having not
slept regularly for months past, only
at intervals, waking up now and then
because of the burning and itching Of
my skin. Having read different tes-
timonials of cures by the Cuticura
Remedies, l decided to purchase box
of Cuticura Ointment and a cake Of
Cuticura Soap. After using them for
few days I recognized a marked
change in my condition. I bought
about two boxes of Cuticura Ointment
and five cakes Of Cuticura Soap in all,
and after few days I was entirely
free from the itching and burning.
My eczema was entirely cured, all
due to using Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment daily. Hereafter will never
be without cake of Cuticura Soap on
my washstand. I highly recommend
the Cuticura Remedies to anyone suf-
fering from similar skin eruptions and
hope you will publish my letter so
that others may learn Of Cuticura
Remedies and be cured" (Signed)
David M. Shaw, care Paymaster, Pier
IS, N. R., New York City, June 2, 1910.
Cuticura Remedies sold everywhere.
Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp,
Boston, for free book on skin and
scalp troubles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
HERE'S A CONSUMPTION CURE
MIX StrippIngs From Healthy Cow
Taken While Warm Said to Be
an Efficacious Remedy.

Milk strippings when taken from q
healthy cow that gives very rich milk
and taken in quantities of a quart
twice a day Immediately after milk
Ing. before it cools any, will cure
larger per cent. of cases of consump-
ton than any other method 1t will
also prevent it when taken in time.
The reason why it is so successful Is
because 1t is absorbed or transfused
Into the circulation almost immedi-
ately without taxing the digestive or
gans, as all other foods do, and as the
str1ppings or last quart of the milking
from cow that gives very rich milk
is nearly all cream, the patients will
take on fat so much faster than can
be accomplished by any other method
that they soon gain enough strength
and vitality to overcome the germs
causing consumption.
To get the best results one should
begin with glass of strippings and
Increase gradually; but if there Is
any disgust for it created any time,
the quantity should be decreased at
once to one-half and then increase
gradually again. In two or three
weeks the patient can usually take a
quart in the morning and evening
1t is very important to take it i'm
mediately after milking so as not to
allow it to cool below blood heat In
cold weather it should be MIXED into
a dish resting in warm water to pre-
vent 1t from cooling any.-B. ]. Ken
dali, N. D.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
MADE HIS ESCAPE IN TIME
Metaphors Of Millionaire Found No Re-
Spouse In the Breast OF tho
Farmer.

= The millionaire accepted the farm.
er's cordial invitation to ride, and with
much scrambling gained seat on top
IF the hay.
MY good man. said the millionaire,
patronizingly, this swaying, rolling,
sweet-scented divan Is couch upon
which l could win slumber and be IT.
resistible to the arms of Morpheus
whenever l courted sweet sleep
The farmer stiffened. "Ill hear no
more of your talk; I'm respectable
married man, an I'll ask you where
you're goin' so can avoid the place"
Dreamily the millionaire smiled.
I'm getting back to Mother Nature,
who has been outraged and abused by
me for years; l am broken man,
and she will forgive me and bring me
back to health
The farmer stopped the team and
pulled a three-tined pitchfork from
the brace socket-but his passenger
was gone.-Success Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
DOCTORS PRESCRIPTION FAILED
The GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY
PROVES ITS MERIT

IL gives me great pleasure to say good
word for DR.. kilmer's Swamp-Root be-
cause it has cured me of severe case of
Kidney Trouble. | had suffered for some
FIVE years with this trouble, and more
especially for the first three months Of
l9O9.
Physicians prescribed for me, but with
out much success, and any relief obtained
was only temporary. l had severe pains
In my back and at no time was | free of
pain. When I stopped down it was with
some difficulty that l could straighten
my body again. [ could not lift any
weight of consequence without great
pain. I would be compelled to arise and
give the bladder relief. A friend of mine
advised me to take DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, whereupon [ wrote to DR.. Kilmer
Tor sample bottle which 30 benefited me
that I was led to believe it would be q
great help to me. Accordingly I pur-
chased two bottles of Swamp-Root from
Mr.. A. P. Perry, my Druggist, and the
effect has been truly marvellous.
I feel like a new man and have every
reason to believe that I am cured, and
that no other medicine could have accom-.
plished so much. Now 1 can raise .
heavy load, can bend my back over my
desk all day, and feel none the worse fol
It. In view of the foregoing facts,
sincerely trust that this testimonial may
reach some of those who are suffering
after the manner before described and
that it may convince them that the merit
Of this great medicine should be given .
fair trial in their case.
Very truly yours,
B. A. WILSON, Agt.,
Pac. and Wells Fargo E1. Co.,
Rockdale, Texas
You may publish this if you wish.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
How Sea Birds Drink.

Under the headline, Where Do They
Get Water? a writer in the Young
Folks Catholic Weekly says: when
was a cabin boy 1 often used to
wonder, seeing birds thousands Of
miles out to sea, what they did for
fresh water when they were thirsty.
One day squall answered that ques'
ton for me. 1t was hot and glitter
Ing day in the tropics, and in the clear
sky overhead a black rain cloud ap
peared all of sudden. Then out OF
empty space over hundred sea birds
came darting from every direction
They got under the rain cloud, and
waited there for about ten minutes.
circling round and round, and when
the rain began to fall they drank their
fill In the tropics, where the great
sea birds sail thousands Of miles away
from shore, they get their drinking
water in that way. They smell out a
storm a long way off; they travel a
hundred miles maybe to get under it,
and they swallow enough raindrops to
keep them going. York Trib.
une.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
PUT YOUTH ON HIS GUARD
Evidently Recital Of Romances Long
Passed Made No Appeal to His
Feelings.

Charles" said sharp-voiced wom-
an to her husband in railway car
riage "do you know that you and l
once had a romance In railway car
riage?"
Never heard of it." replied Charles
In a subdued tone
II thought you hadn't; but don't you
remember, it was that pair of slippers
I presented to you the Christmas be-
fore we were married that led to our
union? You remember how nicely
they fitted, don't you? Well, Charles.
one day when we were going to pic
mic you had your feet upon seat,
and when you were not looking took
your measure. But for that pair of
slippers 1 don't believe we'd have ever
been married"
A young unmarried man sitting by
Immediately took down his feet from
the seat.-Ideas Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
REASONED IT OUT
And Found a Change In Food Put
Him Right.

A man does not count as wasted the
time he spends in thinking over his
business, but he seems 10th to give
the same sort of careful attention to
himself and to his health. And yet
his business would be worth little
without good health to care for 1t. A
business man tells how he did him.
self good by carefully thinking over
his physical condition, investigating to
find out what was needed, and then
changing to the right food.
For some years I had been bother
ed a great deal after meals. My food
seemed to lay like lead in my stomach,
producing heaviness and dullness and
sometimes positive pain Of course
this rendered me more or less unit
for business, and made up my mind
that something would have to be done.
Reflection led me to the conclusion
that over-eating, filling the stomach
with indigestible food, was responsible
for many of the ills that human flesh
endures, and that 1 was Furnishing
myself in that way-that was what
was making me so dull, heavy and I'M
comfortable, and unfit for business
after meals I concluded to try Grape
Nuts food to, see what it could do for
me.
81 have been using it for some
months now, and am glad to say that
| do not suffer any longer after meals;
my food seems to assimilate easily
and perfectly, and to do the work for
which it was intended.
81 have regained my normal weight,
and find that business Is pleasure
once moroccan take more interest In
1t, and my mind is clearer and more
alert"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Read 1.-THE Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true. and full Of human
interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD q
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
In need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your commune
cation will be treated in strict confidence
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had personal intez
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour, they do
not grippe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in a way that soon puts
these organs in healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are % feet of human
bowels, which is really sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, Indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have a clear
complexion or enjoy good health. If
I had my way I would prohibit the sale
of nine tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing IS pills.
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory, sd
Jefferson Sts. Philadelphia.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Debility

Felt by many upon the return of warm weather
Is due to the Impure, Impoverished, devtalzeoSz
condition of the blood which causes that tired
feeling and loss of appetite well as the pimpIes,
bois and other eruptlons common at this season.
tits cured by the great constitutional remedy
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Facing Away From Shadows.

There is only brightness and light
to be seen in Jesus Christ In him
was life, and the life was the light of
men. When Moses had been close to
with light that came from God him.
self. So when the shadows come into
our lives, there is one sure escape
from them, and only one; to turn to
God in our ever-present Savior
Christ. And If. instead Of having to
on him all the time, what chance at
all will shadows have to get into our
lives? when you walk toward the
sun, all your shadows are behind you"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
AS God Sees Us.

The real fact about any situation or
about a human soul is what lies with
in it for God, what 1t is worth to God
eye, he sees all that may be. He sees
what lies behind the appearance, what
slumbers at the depths Of the fact He
sees the spring in the winter; he sees
the bud already on the bare branch;
he hears the music which sleeps up.
on the strings. He sees his children
heirs Of God. joint-heirs with Christ,
IN such beings as you and me.-Rev
John A. Hutton.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
GUST FEMINIST THE HILL"
Little Pointer for Those Who Feel .
Desire to Seek the State Of
Matrimony.

The state of Matrimony is one of
the United States. 1t is bounded by
kissing and hugging on one side and
cradles and babies on the other. Its
chief products are population, broom
sticks and staying out at night. 1t
was discovered by Adam and Eve
while trying to find Northwest pas.
sage out of Paradise. The climate is
sultry until yeu pass the tropics Of
housekeeping. when squally weather
commonly sets in with such power as
to keep all hands as cool as cucum-
bers For the principal roads leading
to this interesting state, consult the
first pair of blue eyes you SEEK
change.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Truly Wonderful Cat,

A wonderful cat is that owned by
Mr. A. j. Gorringe, a tradesman Of
Ditching, England. Mr.. Gorringe has
a bantam which lays her eggs in diff
ferent parts of the yard, but his cat
never fails to find them. She takes
the egg between her teeth. places it
on the step, and rattles the door han
die with her paws until her mistress
arrives to take in the egg Not one
of the eggs has yet been broken.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Mothers Pumpkin PIE.

A mans measure of success IL
shown UP in the quality and quantity
Of how his meals arrive in time. The
;upreme end of everything even in
olitics is pie; pie for the elect few,
may be; pie for the great mass
perhaps; but nevertheless now and
forevermore the one great cry Is pie
And where is the pie that beats the
good old pumpkin. pumpkin pie like
mother made?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
viii BE World characterization.

When the International Congress on
tuberculosis meets at Rome next Sep
TENDER, representatives of over thirty
national and provincial associations
organized to fight tuberculosis will be
present. Among the associations which
will be represented are the United
States, Canada, Cuba, Trinidad, Eng
land, Wales, Ireland, Norway, Sweden,
Denmark, Russia, Germany. Belgium,
Holland. France. Switzerland. Portu-
gal, Italy, Greece, Bulgaria, Hungary,
Austria, New Zealand, Japan, Cape
Colony, Argentina, Brazil. Chilli, New
foundland, Roumania, Uruguay and
Venezuela
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
You may publish this if you wish
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For 70,

| Letter to
| Dr.. Kilner b Co.
Binshsnton, n. 7.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Crouch Still With Him,

When Brown died he left an old
friend living. by the name Of Jones.
who always had a crouch After
Brown had been in heaven some
time, he met Jones just coming
through the gate, and as the new
conner did not look as happy and con-
tented as he should, Brown asked him
what was the matter. WELL" Jones
said, 81 got my feet wet coming across
the river Styx and caught nasty
cold, broke my left wing and have to
carry 1t in a sling, and my halo don't
fit worth a darn"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
YyiIIs Eve e!lt ' 81: =: * ~.
FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD
PERSONS BOWEL TROUBLE

long your life by healthy bowel action.
Clogged bowels invite disease. Women
about to pass the menstrual period cannot
do better than use Syrup Pepsin several
times a week until the system has set
tied to it's future condition.
Among the strongest supporters Of DR..
CaldwelIs Syrup Pepsin are Mr.. w. G.
Zorn OF New Decatur, Ala. and Mr..
George S. Spaulding of the National Sol
diers' Home, Kansas. both elderly men.
The regular size bottles can be bought of
any druggist at fifty cents and one dol
lar. but free sample bottle can be had
by sending your address to the doctor.
For the free sample address DR.. W. b.
Caldwell. POI Caldwell building. Monu-
cello Ill
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Mo Excuse at ALI.

N. C. Goodwin, the comedian, was
condemning a new comedy at dinner
In New York.
"Its climax" he said, sis false and
unsatisfactory-as false and unsatis-
factory as Rowndar's excuse.
"On Rowndar's return at very late
hour, his wife said reproachfully:
"'You used to VOW I was the sun
shine of your life, but now you stay
out night after night
well, my love- said Rowndar, I
don't ask for sunshine after dark"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Outdoors a Good School.

Children should be allowed to re-
main out of doors as much as possible.
80 that they can develop sense OF
beauty of form and color. according to
Prof. William F. Gray, who addressed
a meeting of the Philadelphia Mothers
Club recently.
He spoke on Children and Art"
and he said that children should be
taught to study nature in all her
moods, because art is based on the
finer qualities Of nature.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21

One of the most remarkable proofs Of
the unusual laxative merit contained in
DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin is that 1t is
effective not only in people in the prime
of life, but at the extremes of ages. AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures of children. from
men and women of sixty. seventy and
eighty years of age. 1t must be truly a
wonderful laxative.
In the cure of constipation and bowel
trouble in old people it has no equal. It
Corrects the constipation, dispels the head
ache biliousness, gas. drowsjness after
eating etc People advancing In years
should see to it that their bowels move
freely, and if they do not to take DR..
CaldweIl's Syrup Pepsin. You can pro-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
He Miobt Have Earned a Vote.

he might nave Earned d Noto.
Little Johnnie stood gazing solemn
ly on the decrepit form of an old
countryman Noticing the boys atten-
ton the old man asked: well. what
is it, SOM"
Say" the inquisitfve youngster
asked, did the politicians kiss you
when you was a ?"-Success
Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
HSPOHN'S.U

This is the name of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers. or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and 81. bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co.. Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen Ind
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
The Awakening.

First Tragedian-Ah! deah boy! The
chance of my life came last night.
Izzacstein offered me thirty shillings
a week to play Hamlet. The contract
was drawn up, he lent me his foun-
tain pen to sign with, when
Second Tragedian-You woke up!
First ragedian-Damme. How did
you know?
Second Tragedian-By the salary,
my pippin. I've dreamed like that
myself.-Punch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Real Cupidity.

Edna-Jack and had the most de-
lightful time on shipboard.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. | don't see
how you could enjoy yourselves under
the watchful eyes of the chaperon.
Edna-Oh, we used a little strategy
You see, we told the chaperon If she
would close her eyes she would avoid
seasickness, and she kept her eyes
closed most of the voyage"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Classification.

Sir" said little clustering man
to a religious opponent; 81 say, sir,
do you know to what sect l belong?"
We'll, l don't exactly know" was
the answer; but to Judge by your
make, shape, and size, l should say
you belonged to class called the In
sect"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
ChiIlsome,

In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletchers Castori
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
An IndiXidualiSt.

The reason for the individual drink
ing cup had been explained again and
again to the children and they had
become sturdy supporters of the
idea.
So 1t was not surprising to hear
Henry calling: ma, ma! Melville's
got my Individual applet"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
His Hope.

Il suppose" the beautiful girl said.
you write for the mere love OF
writing?"
YES" the sad looking poet replied,
"but 1 still hope to some day be able
to write for at least fifteen cents
line."-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Spread Wisdom.

Tell all you know and you won't
have any knowledge left for yourself
is the slogan of an exceedingly small
mind. which, If it could but get wise,
would realize it knows nothing worth
telling-men learn in the same meas
ure that they teach or explain and
make things clear to themselves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21

81 once proposed to girl In .
conservatory"
with what result?"
"a lot of expensive plants were nipt
by frost "-Washington Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Absent-Minded suffraoette

One of the Suffragettes-I've lost
me best hatpin, Lizzie.
Another-Where did you leave 1t
last?
The F1rst-Oh, remember now!
left it sticking In that policeman
London Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21

Prove What SWamp-KO0t VIII Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham.
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
. booklet of valuable information, telling
Ill about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention o. paper
For sale at all drug stores. p ce fifty.
cents and one-dollar,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21
Cause, for peevIshness.

What's the matter with your wife!
She seems very irrascible lately"
why, she was assisting at a rum.
mags sale. and somebody sold her
new hat for 35 cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1911-04-21

We always like those who admire
us; We do not always like those whom
we admire.-Francis Due de Roche
faucauld.