Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-08-22
Topics of the Times

1 OPlcS " We INES
Atwood has done more to further
aviation than all the fancy stunts de-
veioped at all the aviation meets. At
wood started to go somewhere and
Went.
If the X. P. Tribunal stays on the
JOB until the last Of September the
suspended list would constitute an ex-
cellent neucleus for a really valua Die
organization.
Under the circumstances Secretary
wilson should not go on the stump for
the reciprocity pact but to explain
some Of the peculiar circumstances and
conditions surrounding the agricultur-
al department.
Instead of running over Europe play
ing Mr.. Edison should have stayed a,
home and invented a process whereby
to electrify the town loafer. Galvanis,n
is the only process of putting those
fellows TO work.
Seems kind o good to have all the
apples we want. doesn't it?
Old Doc Wiley seems to match his
name.
Admiral Togo's acute Indigestion
suggests plan which should be SUBJ
/ mitted to the war department..
President Taft has had his mich
COW insured for $500 Now if it could
be shown that he wears celluloid col
lar and nilks her himself he would be
certain of one vote in Iowa
How'd you like TO be boy again
with September staring you in the
face?
Never mind the jealous whinlperings
Of the Cedar Rapids Republican against
the state fair. It's a great fair, Iowa's
fair. the aggregation Of the best Iowa
raises and that's the best on earth and
worth patronizing whether 1t were held
at Cedar Rapids or Des Moines or
Ma-shalltown or any other of the lead
ing cities Of Iowa. Il is big. Iowa like
and belongs TO us.
BIT really, is there any good and
sufficient reason why Senator Kenyon
or any other man should give mis- SER
vices free to chautauqua manager :?
The ctautauqua where the senator
speaks without fee doesn't fail to coll
lect the tickets at the gate. does it?
The Sioux City Journal says its
, rather lucky for the other departments
and Wileys TO go around The Journal
evidently has the heads OF departments
in mind. Il is mighty unlucky for the
! people. Judging from later develop
lnents that there were not Pinchots
and Wileys for every department
! Sometimes men who make mistakes
! have a chance to remedy the error.
| Aviation IS a game which excerpts this
! rule.
/ No wonder the election of General
{ LIE Conte was unanimous in Hayti
! Down there the penalty for not SUP
porting the victorious general is TO be
I stood up against a wall and shot.
The public needn't worry about John
| Jacob Astor being obliged to employ
| justice of the peace to marry him.
Many duly ordained minister needs
the fee.
| The next electoral college Will coz
tain sol members. Two hundred and
sixty-six Will constitute majority.
Now, let the dopesters get busy and
figure out where Taft will get his and
where Woodrow Wilson or some other
democrat will get those votes that. do
not go to him.
1t is now claimed that Taft made a
! mistake in calling the extra session
of congress. II he failed, which is We:
to be proved, the chances are that ne
lost nothing in the operation, even tho
nothing il gained. Mr.. Taft doubtless
! thought it q case where the chances
were all to gain and none to lose.
4 Baltimore undertakers are engaged
in rate war and are giving decent
burials at IS per. There 10 no great
rush, however, to take advantage oi
these reduced rates. 81
90
I In the parliamentary. "humtltitiou
OF the Insurgents" 10 gleefully pub
Il lished by their evil wiShefs thruout the
j country. Il 10 rented ttat 0usgenhein