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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
Find His Other Self.

Look here, old fellow, where is that
ten dollars you borrowed from me last
month";"
what ten dollars?"
"Why, didn't you come to me and say
you must have ten dollars? Didn't you
say you were so worried you weren't
yourself that night?"
"Ohl well, If | wasn't myself, why
In the deuce should be expected to
pay it,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

so badly swollen that mornings / could
not wear my shoes. Today ! am free
from kidney trouble. Two boxes Of
Doan's Kidney Pills effected a com
plete cure"
Remember the nome-Doan's.
For sale by an dealers so Ccnss a
box. FosterAIIlburn Co.. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
10 Mennonite Minister.

Miss Anna ]. Allobach IS the FIRST
woman 10 be elected a minister Of tha
Mennonite church I'm this country. al
though there are two women In Hol.
land acting in that capacity She Is
president of the New York University
Philosophical society Her ordination
took place ON January 10 In Philadel-
phia.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Mrs. Crabshaw-Youn never put your
arm around my waist as you used to.
Crabshaw-You see, my dear, you
keep moving your waist up and down
SO wouldn't know where to find it.
Judge.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
pIsTEMPER

In all It's forms among an ages Of horses
as well as dogs cured and others IN same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DlSTEMPER CURE
Every bottle guaranteed Over 600 0N
bottles sold last year $50 and 500. Any
good druggist, or send To manufacturers
Agents wanted Spohn Medical Co., spec
Contagious DISEASES. Goshen. Ind.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
A Good Solid Piece.

"You seem very much interested in
your sons piano playing?"
yes" replied Mr. Cumrox, after
seeing the way that instrument stapds
the wear and tear, I'm blessed II
don't think it's the moneys WORTH
Washington Star.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

! reckless manner. You are sense
\ eN.wragant. They tell me you
d aye AUTOS"
sell four Of them if you say so. "
|h3t would make no difference. /
\ J-I 5au that some of the things
r. border on loaferism."
r. don mean it! Have you heard
ID stumbled, one night. and up.
d peanut carte"
r. are learning to box, slr!" an.
f. Miss Winters with great
aiy,
n Hu, you-you-?"
Z s.E J call that loaferism. Why
\ % Gentleman learn how TO
y amy one with his fists? No
1Fmau Us ever attacked Should
y la carries a cane to defend
alt with, or he can threaten to
Ge police. Neither your father
hlue has had to resort to such a
Pee as boxing"
~ HeIlaire could have told her
had seen the Judge and the
~ knocking each other about at
gymnasium at so years of age, and
hg a lot Of fun out of it. too, but
r" there was more coming, and
Y Is making ready for 1t.
~ lastly" continued Miss Bel.
Y sa your name in the paper
t'1er day among the list of at.
n's at q club where prize fight
pe.o It's there in plain print.
4 FIX. Thing you win be figuring as
I Tue principals. do not care
! .'e wife Of a prize fighter"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

pain. Dizzy spells
were frequent and
obliged me to slt
down TO keep from
falling Kidney secre
tons were generally
profuse, then again
scauty and deposited
heavy sediment My
feet and ankles vera
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
More Information.

Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah, what is a
Chinese junk?
Mr.. Chugwater--lts a dish of chop
suey. Haven't | told you that once
or twice before?
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

The golden beams of truth and the
silver cords of love, twisted together,
will draw men on with sweet VIC.
lence, whether they will or no--Cud-
worth.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Ella--There are Just as good fish
in the sea
Stella-But you have to have a pull
to land them
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
Letter 10
Dr. kllmsr 4 "a.
DlnFhAntotL n. Y.
Prove Mimi Swamp.Root Mi Do For Yon

Prove What Swamp.Root win Do For Yon
Send to DR.. Kilmer q Co., Bingham.
ton, n. Y, for a sample bottle 1t will
convince anyone You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale AZ all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents aud ouc-dollar
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

For EEADACIJrl-rslci CAPUnINa
Whether frum Colds, Heat stomach OF
Nervous Troubles, Capudiuc win relieve you
les liquid pleasant Co tukc--Ucls tmmedt
ntely. Try t. lOc,, a5c., and 30 cents al drug
gturea
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver aud bowels.
SuROrcoated, tiny granules, easy to take.
Do not grpe.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
IN CONSTANT PAIN.
Little Rest and Less Peace for the
Kidney Sufferer.

Mrs. ~ U. Miller, 1909 Jackson st,
Baltimore, Nd, says: There was
scarcely a moment was not suffering
from kidney trouble. Every move
ment caused misery and at night ]
could not sleep owing to the intense
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
Consulted Him often.

Mrs. Benham-lIealth is wealth.
Benham-At the rate you have the
doctor you ought 90 get rich quick
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

And many man never realizes the
value of his home until he has occa'
sion to collect the fire insurance.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Frlend-So your friend has left col
lege. What is he in?
Pater-Dgbt
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
For MARKING linen

When ready to mark table linen.
sheets, pillow cases and towels I'm any
quantity It is best TO have the letters
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

The ocean is crossed in lovely q
number OF bridal parties.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Garfield Tea is the best remedy for con-
stpation. Take a cup before retiring.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, q safe and sure remedy ioi
infants and children, and see that It
Bears the II ,<~-----'''sa'
Signature of LZyILzzzZZ5Z
In Use For over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1911-03-02
ELIJAH TAKEN UP
TO HEAVEN
Sunday School Lesson for Mar. S, 1911
Specially Arranged for This Paper

LESSON TEXT-I Kings 2l-B Mem
ory verses II. r.
GOLDEN TEXT-'Enoch walked with
God and he was not; for God took him.
Gen. 1924.
TIME-Probably about b. c. 900, sin
years after the affair OF Naboth's vino
yard. our last lesson (Assyrian $50 thu
SD year OF tho divided kingdom.
PLACE-Across the Jordan. opposite
Jericho, from whence Elijah was trans
lated.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
Fate Of Por+uusl's Homer

1.-THE Lusiad" Is one Of the noblest
records ever written Of national glory
and success. Camoens, Its gifted au-
thor, determined to do for Portugal
what Homer had done for Greece The
great poem was written in the six
teenth century. which has been called
the heroic age Of Portugal. and its
main feature is the rounding of the
Cape Of Good Hope by Vasco da Cana.
while most interesting episode is
the GROWING after death Of Inez de
e Castro as queen Of Portugal. THE
NLusiad' took its name from Lusius.
= who was said to have founded Lisbon.
< Its author, was bern about 1920. and
s his career, which began brilliantly.
: was biigbted by the death Of a broken
: heart of the lady of his love, for whose
Ssake he was banished from the land.
4 He wrote 1.-THE Lusiad' in his Danish
3 ment and was recalled in 1874, losing
: on the way all his property except his
poem. Pensioned at 6rst by the king,
: this great epic poet of Portugal died
in great poverty in 1870. when his
patron was also dead.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
Down In a Coal Mine.

no the ear accustomed to the con
Stant sound of a living world the still
mess of coal mine, where the miles
OF crosscuts and entries and the I'm
yielding walls swallow up all sounds
and echo is silence thpt Is complete,
{1;IGe SIS one becomes accustomed to this
ss'lenee Through long hours of solitary
ssypr& sounds become audible thai
would escape an ear less trained. The
arickling murmur of the gas, the spat-
s'serjng fall of a lump of coal loosened
j by some mysterious force from {
Granny in the wall the sudden knock
@2ng and breaking Of a stratum far up
IN the rock above or the scurry of a
rat off ensewhere in the darkness
strike on the ear loud and startling
The eye. too. becomes trained to pene
trate the darkness. but the darkness is
SO complete that there is a limit-the
limit Of the rays cast by the pit lamp
Husband Atlantic
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
Portuguese and Goldfish.

1t is an interesting fact that the fish.
ermen of northern Portugal started
and developed the fishing industry on
the banks" off the northern coast of
America, and, though they now send
fewer ships. their taste for salt cod
from Newfoundland is unabated-in
fact, 1t is national Portuguese dam
ty. 1t Is found in every little grocery
shop, hard and brown as a board A
number OF Portuguese have made their
home on the islands to the south of
the mainland of Massachusetts. and
there the dark eyes of the Iberian
maiden, raven locks and a certain pic.
Turesque element in dress are not in.
frequent. This connection with Por,
tugal dates back many years. the
-ships of Marthas Vineyard bridging
the distance over sea and returning
with Portuguese crews.-Exchange.
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The Maple Ceiiina.

One of the apartments in the an.
e3ent royal palace at Cintra. Portugal.
IL known as the Hall of Magpies.
Painted In the arabesque ceiling is to
be found swarm of magpies. Each
has in the mouth a scroll, on which.
painted in red on white ground. are
the words, "Por benz" The story
runs that King John of Portugal was
making love to one of the maids of
honor In this chamber and was sur.
prised by the queen. His majesty made
the best OF the circumstances and ex-
Stained to the queen, "E por benz minka
sacre" cob, 1t is nothing at all. 1t Is
quite right There Is no harm in it'). As
10 whether the queen was satisfied the
legend Is silent, but the ladies Of the
court were deeply interested and were
constantly saying to, one another with
q smile, 'Por benz! Por bem!'' The
king thought it time to act. so he com.
missioned an artist to paint on the
ceiling as many magpies as there were
laxative ladies about the court, each
holding in the beak the ribbon with
the words, "Por- bem."-London Globe
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09

The negro housewife in the West
Indian jungle finds housekeeping very
easy. Fruit and vegetables grow wild
all about the hut and the river abounds
with fish. On wash day all she has to
do is to pick few of the berries Of
the soap berry tree, take her clothes
10 the river and use the berries as she
would use ordinary soap. Even her
cooking pots grow IN the trees. the
calabash cut In halArs being used for
this purpose. Cal:bashes are used
also for bowls. basins and jugs 20
carrying water from the river, VIII
the small ones make excellent cur -
In the afternoon. when she Is req
for her cup of tea. the negress pic
half a dozen leaves from the lime bus,
growing at her door, hollis them
squeezes the juice from a sugar CAM
for sweetening and the cocoanut s'n
plies the milk Thus she has deli
eious cup Of tea without depending on
the grocer for 1t. She makes the mats
for her floor out of the dried leaves of
the banana. plated and sewed togeth-
er as the old country people In tbAe
country make their rag mats.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09


A pruminent uerthunl OF Sheffield
recently aceeateO Ecltlenan on the
street with:
Good morning. Mr.. johnson. How
b coal today?"
"Well," responded the other, 81 am
aot much acquainted with the coal
market, but | can ascertain the price
If it will accommodate you"
81 beg pardon" laughed the mer'
chant 81 really thought you were
Mr.. Johnson. the coal dealer. You
certainly resemble him"
A few days later the merchant en-
tered a tram car and. seating himself
beside Il gentleman. exclaimed heartily;
We'll, Mr. johnson. I'm glad to rec
ognize you today. made iaughable
mistake one day last week. | mistook
another NAN Cor YOU and. addressing
him very Familiarity. asked how coal
was. He looked amused and replied
that he did not know much about coal
but would inquire II it would accom-.
nodate me. Then | looked at him and
saw that he was perfect stranger.
1t really was laughable, Mr.. johnson,
out he looked so much like you"
Yes" responded the gentleman.
looking more amused. land am that
same party again
The merchant recognizes no mors
coal dcalers.-London Tit-Bits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
A Rare AutoQrapn.

"What is the most expensive auto
graph you ever sold?" inquired the re-
porter.
THAT Of Thomas Lynch, Jr.," an.
swered the dealer. The reporter looked
perfectly blank Never heard of him."
he confessed.
"Well. he was a signer of the Decla.
ration of Independence. He signed 1t
as proxy for his father, who was Ill at
the time. Soon after he went to sea
and was never heard of again. Now.
autographs of Declaration signers are
much sought by collectors None ap
proach in rarity those Of Thomas
Lynch. Jr In fact. SO far as l know.
there is only one in existence.
This is affixed to an autograph lettef
addressed BY Lynch to George Wash
tngton. which lends it additional value,
1t was owned at one time by Jared
Sparks. president of Harvard college
Subsequently it passed to Thomas Ad
dis Emmet from whom | bought 1t
Cor the sum of $1,000. | sold it to Au.
gustin DAILY. who was Il keen auto
graph collector. for $500. Later Ent
net rereEtcd Of letting the autograph
20 from his possession and secured il
from DAILY for $40, presenting i;
afierTatt, q the l-enoX library, New
York. wusr 7 IL now" Philadelph;s
1,edgrt.
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NaaI!e Ruas.

WITH what greed does the Iover o.
beau,i,"l "ea'ia.s handle the rr,.;, !.
white fabric. with its i,iuc, jewel.jAt
Intricate b,s Ger, % the all over i;Gt;re
c'!;s, i.h.i." blue figures with bul h.st
white showing. the blue interS, ,ci.>,,
small in quantity as compared To IA
blue that il only serves TO warm ST.
mellow il, lsNi seen near enc mi
that there are irnn tneya',le ti.,y ;,ss
terms in color running through liz
3!ue. which sparkle as a." Fhr red at.
blue lights in the hiaek epa,. Utaa'
craft
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
A CHINESE BANQUET.
Culinary Mysteries That Bswildsrsd
an EnQlishwoman.

Culinary Mysteries That Bswildsrsd
an EnQlishwoman.
One moment we were eating ducks
whites indicated that their age was
unimpeachable; the next we were crap
ping with sea weeds, macaroni aud
the slippery sharks fins that eludet
our cluLl9il, manipulated sticks. Nov.
we tackled-not without fear--1.
known meats and vegetables cooked ir
sugar, fresh shrimps. mushrooms fro
Mongolia. young bamboo sprouts, pi
ocolls eggs and a hundred different
foreign tasting messes. Then clean
plates were given to us, and bowls OF
sickly pink strip, sweet potato and
indian corn cakes of dusky hue were
set before each one. These were only
crevice filters and concluded the first
and lighter portion Of the repast. Now
came the real substantial meal. where
Of smaller ones, containing gravies,
etc.. in which to dip the morsel taker
from the central bowl
There was stewed duck cooked with
out salt, roast sucking pig, forcemeai
balls and chicken; there were soups Of
birds nest. Of mushroom, of vegetables
and Of sea slugs. There was grilled
fresh water fish. which, according to
custom, was helped f1om the top side
oEly. for the Chinese remembers his
servant. And, 6Aally, at the cOnclu
sion the inevitable small bowl Of rice
and rice water vas set before each
person.
After some three hours, with feel
ing Of taankfulness that all was over.
pipes. cigarettes and tea were served.
and it seemed to me that the delicious
aroma which rose from the latter
sOothed our senses and alnos: dis
PEELED the antpathy that had been
growing en- us for all things Chinese
Mary ko e in London Express.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
Ths Kind Naadad.

Dear me-" said the first young ".
man, taking her initial lesson in golf.
what shhi! do now? This bali Is In
Z hole.'
well. let Inc see." said her compan.
Ion. rapidly turning the leaves Of q
book Of instructions. Il presume you
will have to take q stick of the right
shape to get 1t out"
"Oh. yes: Of course" was the some
what cynical reply "Weli. see II you
can find one shaped like a dustpan and
brush. New York Tribune
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
TESTING FIRE CLAY.
The Most practiaa' Method Is TO La
orally Eat t..

The Mos. Practical Method Is TO La
orally Eat t..
Fife clay has been in use for cen
,aries. and yet | believe the n.iustr.
g one which lacks definite laws NOR
aan any other. including those which,
@re either modern OF ancient and OF
less prominence. You can go to
manufacturer of steel and specify
what you want by actual figures ~
statements and YOU can check the prod
net by chemical analysis or meehan MICA:
tests and thus make sure you get VIVA,
-ou need. The producer knows how L
combine certain elements and wha,
quantities Of various kinds to combin,
In order to get a result at least yer.
but not SO In the fire clay business. H.
the past the most skilled and highest
salaried chemists have been employed
to make tests, to promote and carry
through Investigations on the natural
product and to study the workings OF
certain manufactured and elaborated
articles derived therefrom. The result
uoS oSSh. 6ChChu Iy SpcdAAu&s Gull USlOu
worse confounded Two professors,
working at similar times on brick or
clay obtained from the same source
and manufactured under exactly equal
conditions. have recorded Numerically
opposed conclusions! The same scien.
lists at different periods have reached
vastly varying conclusions when test
ing Identical qualities and shapes of
bricks, SO can you wonder II u promi
nent fire clay manufacturer should e1
claim. as heard one ON an occasion
after having the above experience.
All tests Of fire clay are empirical, and
would sooner trust our superintend-
emit to pick and select his clays in the
6N fashioned way than pay a high fee
for a highbrow's Recommendations
The chief method Of testing fire clay
hy a practical man Is literally to eat
It. He can detect grit and sand best
| by that method, and good fire clay
Gree from silica. quartzite or din,
clay Is free from grit. Ills only other
personal test Is by enperiment.-En
cheering Magazine.
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State of Ohio, City of Toledo,
Tmcas County.

Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner Of the firm OF
F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business In
the City Of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case Of
catorrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
Frank ]. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscrib-
ed in my presence, this 9Th day OF
December, A. D. 1886
(Seal) A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Send for testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
iTAfcyon DAYS.

The term "halcyon days" Is derived
from pretty little fable Of the sicil-
ians, who believed that during the
seven days preceding and following
the winter solstice. Dec 81. the haley.
OH or kingfsher foated on the water
Ii nest In which her young were de
posted and that during this time OF
aer broodlns the seas were calm Our
indian summer Corresponds TO the hal
ron Of the Sicilians- New YORK 're'e
s.ra
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
A Fathers Vengeance

would have fallen on any one who
attacked the son of Peter Bondy, Of
South lockwood, Mich, but he was
power1ess before attacks of Kidney
trouble. Doctors could not help him.
he wpote, so at last we gave him
Electric Bftters and he improved
wonderfully from taking six bottles.
Its the best Kidney medicine I ever
saw" Backache. tired feeling, Ner-
vousness, Loss of Appetite, warn of
Kidney trouble that may end in
dropsy, diabetes Of Bright's disease
Beware: Take Electric Bitters and
be safe. Every bottle guaranteed.
soc. at All Druggists.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
Adam and Eve.

Il hope this expulsion of ours Is not
going to injure our social position"
sasd Eve ruefully
II guess not" replied Adam. They
SAINT stop US from being one of the
very first families. whatever they do"
II don't find our names here in the
Social Register" said Eve. looking
the volume over.
Look under 'Disatory Domiciles.' my
love- said Adam as he went out and
named the jacksiss after himself
Harper's Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
kiSSinu La Iceland.

Among o1d time laws against kissing
those Of Iceland appear to have been
the most severe. Banishment was the
penalty laid down for kissing another
mans wife. either with or without he,
consent. The same punishment was
enforced for kissing an unmarried wo
man against her will: If II could be
proved that she had consented to be
kissed the offender was stiD liable to
fine of q grea, quantity Of cloth for
zach offense
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
Warning To Railroad Men.
e. s. Bacon II Bast St., Bath, Me.

sends out this warning to railroaders:
A conductor on the railroad, my work
caused a chronic inflammation Of the
kidneys, and I was miserable and all
played out. A friend advised Foley
Kidney Pill and from the day COM
'menced taking them, began to re-
gain my strength. The Inflammation
cleared and am far better than ]
have been for twenty years. The
weakness and dizzy spells are thing
of the past and I highly recommend
Foley Kidney Pills. w. L. Dewpody
& Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1911-05-09
In the Wake of the Measles.

The little son Of Mrs. 0. B. Palmer,
Little Rock, Ark, had the measles.
The result was a severe cough which
grew worse and he could not sleep.
She says: lone bottles of Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound completely
cured him and he has never been
bothered since" Group, whooping
cough. measles cough all yield to
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound.
The genuine is in the yellow package
always. Refuse substitutes. w. l.
Dewoody & Co.