davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington herald., 1911-09-17
Uncle Pennywise sny.,

don't think so much Of these drink
ing scenes you see in the theayter.
There's always, a better one going on
outside in the buffay,
The Washington herald., 1911-09-17
Between Men

Between Men.
Women are always bringing home
gossip. It's disgusting, amt it?'
1t is that. They always get It twist
ed. can pick up more real news any
time at the corner cigar store"
When Cold Days Come.
In summer, we jest weakly
At being broke.
But when fall hits US bleakiy
1t is no joke.
No Theatrical Offers.
How did that last murder case turn
out?"
In very unusual manner. The mur-
derer got convicted. and the lady in the
case had to go to work"
For the Benefit of Tourists.
We didn't see any gay students in
Paris,
'All bunk, eh?'
Yes; the hotelkeepers ought to get
together and maintain few"
Quite AnabIe.
Yes; met Miss wombat at the sea-
shore"
A cold, naughty beauty, It's said"
Il did not find her so extremely dis
tant. She once offered to let me kiss her
pug dog"
The Washington herald., 1911-09-17

From the Los Angeles Tribune.
Heated Arizonians have been passing
the lie, which is one of the things not
readily subject to recall.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
For the Home Life Saving Crew
: HOME; QUARANTINE
roved by Elizabeth Drake, Assistant Health Officer
Tacnm

Elizabeth Health Officer
Tacoma)
There quite diseases which catching That
with the disease his body
definite peculiar which
easily transmitted other with whom the
sick into close relations.
catching diseases
the possibility Of the germ
stopped expedent victims
other people,
family confne child who has
strict quarantine from
Many child with would play out with
his with the possible exception of two
of his days. if let alone
We also hear that measles dher scarlet fever and smallpox
deadly they 100
difficult intelligent and willing
operation from the family.
mother
children when SICK and
similarly There epdemics
mildly without
will be seized with violent form
injured
serious spidemcs
chances, all the CRANE FORM
Another point considered that long child is apt
another himself danger The
the period
tine Many child has suffered lasting damage his by
allowing him be these attacks
poisoning
all damaged by violent poisoning The
allowed
each and it's normal condition.
is therefore matter of PUBLIC HEALTH but also
PERSONAL NECESSITY that individual afflicted with
contagious disease be isolated and comparative rest
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
I'm Little Old New York
BY NORMAN.


jan soughing of the wind the
great aeon harp the distant murmu OF
mighty organ1ke all
soft and sweet than any OF them
attended the concerts given by number
of from Russia.
The organization bears the somewhat ponderous name w
Balalaika orchestra
% perfec1ng
his musicians
being instrument
frame All the other instruments are
respecteach has three strings.
instrument shaped like that of a
while oldest have three
In the back corresponding apparently to the
Of balalaikas,
along each sde and
long-about the
in civilized lands
harmone such soft bendings such sweet
these seemingly crude insru-
absolutely marvellous The music that these Russians
banjo mandolin clubs
and raspng in comparison 1t has fairly overwhelmed
and music-lovers.
novelty attention is the occasional
by of the musicians These
which
pocket places Of both in his mouth at and
V-shape, blowing and lingering them smua
neously The notes soft and sweet
these players had to the
mission the before they could como to America
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
's ====== editorial Pace Of Gle Cacon,a Cimes


Washington it's legislators
AT this time well reflect bit
against
The killing of hare partridge
saxon serf who the forest laws Also they used
hang folks there stealing sheep mans life
thing a O a spring lamb. Nowadays.
gnteness-to schools sewing
sunshine Hague tribunal
the world We boast these things and thing have something
the old Normans in the of civilization"
Nevertheless this
of the brave where still kill than horse
Furthermore here sometimes prison life
chicken the Ohio penitentiary life
is was his third ofene That the eyes the
slaughter The "habtual criminal"
No He n penitenary
Two in the Ohio entena would make chronic criminal
the archangel Gabriel
very
Things in the saddle and ride mankind still Property still
outwegh human life the balance And today starving child
steals loaf of bread there laws be cited in behalf
because true hat folowlng words
from the Hiram the California
For years crazy n pro-
lection of property and corporations The individual has been
least the individual to be considered and not the machine And
They progressive legislature in row
these words have weight California folks through
behalf the the thing the
initiative referendum the unfathfu public
providing for the absolute control of public service
clause.
have laws that consider people rather than things For the
sick pig everish activity the of the
while sick child in heard of the federal
This a affairs should be
hog precious piece of much cents
cherishng the
child agriculture right
What we need IS DEPARTMENT OF T6MHNTY As
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
''Newsboy'' Will
Tackle Senate

WASHINGTON, D. c., Jan. g.
To pave his way to seat in the
United States senate via a clerk
ship in the navy department is
the unique plan revealed in let
ter by Secretary Moler.
ARTHUR B. Prague of Spokane,
Washington, Is the correspondents
whose optimistic view OF the OPP
portunities, furnished by the gov
eminent service surpasses every
thing ever before brought to the
attention of the government Of
ffcials.
Prague's letter is written on a
sheet announcing his candidacy
for the state legislature of WASH
ing5on, as the "newsboy candid
ate." Accompanying tine an
announcement Is his picture,
showing tail, bony young man,
with great abundance of curly
hair and a most expansive smile,
holding a bundle of papers under
his arm. A long list of names of
persons said to be prominent citi-
zens, who are trustees of
Prague's candidacy, is appended.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
Clerks Must
Come EarIN

WASHINGTON, D. c., Jan. g.
Secretary MacVeagh of the treas
ury department, noteworthy disci-
pie of government economy, has
q new scheme for saving money
for Uncle Sam, which is now be-
ing put into effect, and which, In
cidentally, is causing loud voiced
wall to emanate from a majority
of the 5000 clerks i'm his depart
ment.
The plan is to make it impossi-
bile for clerks to be late. without
having the fact duly chrcnicIed by
a watehman, and having a cor
responding amount of time taken
off THE clerks annual leave of abb
sence. Secretary MacVeagh ex-
poets to accomplish his ends by re-
quiring all employees to enter the
building by a single set of doors
now being made.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

lis had Washington licked. He
was sure of 1t and SO was WASH
ington. But he laid off on tine
Job too soon. His army was
enough larger to have completed
the whipping then and there, hut
Re put 1t off till morning. That
night the weather turned cold
and the roads froze, and Washing
ton, whose cannon had been help
less in the mud, moved them
around to the back instead OF the
front of Corvallis army. The
British rear guard was whipped
before CORVALLIS tumbled to the
change in affairs. There IL a uni
versfty at Princeton now, but 1T
does not teach its lessons any bet
ter than Washington taught that
one.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
MaWi Say. maWi"

Nav! Say, maw!"
NOW, Edwin, I hope you are
not going to cateehise me with a
category of catch questions, for
if"
"No, nav; all I want to do is
ask you something"
"Then what is it?"
what does receiving teller do
at a bank?"
81 am glad to see that you crave
wholesome knowledge, Edwin. The
receiving teller is the enc who re-
ceives the money"
What does he do with it,
maw?"
"He puts 1t in the vault"
That's what they call a re-
vault, amt it?"
"Why, no, indeed, Edwin. A re-
ceiving vault is one in a cemetery
into which they put people.
ooh! Well then, If they'd put
the receiving teller into the vault
it would be a receiving vault all
right, all right"
why. what utter nonsense, Ed
win! That would be peculiar"
"Uh-huh. And If the receiving
teller wouldn't put the money in
the vault, that would be peculiar,
too, wouldn't it,"
II will hear no more from YOU,
Edwin. Please subside until fin
ish reading this aticle headed:
why Women Can't Write Check
The Paper Is So Small 1t Won t
Hold All They Want To Say"
Nav"
Are you back again, Edwin"
NAV, when people give money
to bank, don't they know it."
ITO be sure my child. To be
sure they do"
"Then what's the use of q tel
ler?"
What NAV" gave Edwin then
didn't need a teller, either. BY
the noise it made everybody knew
just what she was giving Edwin.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

the men operating the cars harder
every day.. I was talking with
one of the old cnduetors and ask
ed him what hours he worked.
He told me his hours were from 5
a. m. to 3 or 8 o'clock in the af-
ternoen, and then again from to
$3.50 in the evening. This com
ductor has been in the employ of
the T. r. & P. for five years to
my knowledge, liz not longer. I
have noticed more dissatisfaction
among the men in the last three
months than ever before and I
think 1t is due to the hours they
have to work. I think IL they
would make THE hours easier for
the men the schedules would be
better handled and the patrons
would not get so many shont an
swers.
FROM A PATRON.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Keller
Appeal who
him Kentucky The
pme court had decided the of Haywood and Meyer that
kidnapping of legal Warren wanted
know made difference if the kidnapping practiced
politician a workngmen He
prosecuted
$500 months.
Keller, views, deeply
aroused incident blind dumb yet her
blindness deafness hears the
outraged spechlesness demand
justice.
Helen Keller brave sustains the
best traditions of her native Massachusetts,.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

,tha'S Doc Hutchin-
sons pleasant prescription for in
creasing efficiency. When you
get tired of working, play, he adj
vises; but be sure to quit playing
as soon as you get the least bit
tired of it. Take only the kind
of exercise you enjoy, but take it
in the open air and sunshine.
Athletics are to be kept up
throughout life, instead of being
dropped with our sehoolbooks.
You're interesting, old man; come
again.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
Editor Times:

Editor Times:
Dear Sir:-There are things
going on in the town now that I
think the city or county authoGt-
ties should stop. What do they
mean by allowing open gambling
on the streets of the city
am writing this to see if some
body will get Things started to see
that the officials enforce the law
against gambling.
Please publish the above and
oblige M. w. HUGHES.
1909 Durango street.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

who has made
many of us feel
comfortable by
t e | | 1 n G us
through t h q
magazines that
our bodies are
g o o d fighters
and will take
care of them
selves with the
help of but very
few drugs and
no health fads,
if we give them
a fair show.
He tells us we
may eat what
we want when
we want 1t. It
isn't laziness to
take off a day
occasi o n a l l y,
sleep late, and
loll around do
ing nothing
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
AWFUL TRAGEDY

BERLIN. Jan. st has just
been made public that Lieut.. Won
Brussen, who killed himself SIX
weeks ago, committed self-destruc-
tion when he learned that his
sweetheart was his own sister.
They had been separated in in
fancy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
LOST HIS BRIDE
BOSTON.

BOSTON, Jan. s.-RusselI
Croonch and HIS wife, whom he
Saturday. started for the ferry to
go across the harbor to East Bos-
ton. The bride got on a transat-
lantic ship by error and is now on
her way to Liverpool. Russell fol-
lowed Monday to bring her back.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Looking over the frenzied, fran
tic men that shove, elbow and
trample down women every even
ing in getting into the street cars,
one is forced to the conclusion
that the wives of our city are the
most attractive in the world.
Where else will you find such
eagerness to reach home and it's
contents
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

The special privilege democrats
IN the United States senate are
taking good care that No tariff re-
vision plan, schedule by schedule
or OF any other brand, secures the
right Of way. Assisting Mr.. Aldrich
In this purpose are democrats like
Bacon. Bailey, Culbertson, Money
Frazier, Paynter, Foster and Talia-
ferro.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Editor Times: 1t is known to
the patrons of the T.. r. &c p. Co.
that IL Manager Bean is pleasing
the people with universal trans
fers and better service, that hds
company is making the hours for
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
Today's Good Short One

SAY Harry wahs de best to teach girl how to swim?
he younger o
left waist
and you gently left hand"
Come she's sister,"
"Ah push her off de dock."-Cosmopolan.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

sap-Dd stop think that the getting
Thud-Nope they it without stopping to think
Sap-Now look at Rocker b Johnfeller.
Thud-Who?
Sap-Yes. Look
Thud-Wel, tried to look at him once he pulled down
blinds.
Sap-Now there's Everything touches turns
to gold. -
ThudI you're there. and
didn't o
Slap-Wel, did-Pve yellow streak in
more than How did to touch
Thud-He didn't
Slap mean, why he
ThudIfe reached said
standing foot -
Slap-Ah, sect he wanted you to get off his foot.
Thud-No, he wanted rent occupying mis-
archers. =
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

of the third
reader: Never
put off till TO-
morrow what
you can do TO-
day. - The night
before Cornwall
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Another Victory for the People.
Paris mcdistes are going to
spring spring gowns that button
in front.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Washington, d. c., Dec. 81.
Dear Dad: The honorable
Beauehamp Clark will be speaker
of the next house of representa-
tives. But the last count he had
1872 members pledged to vote for
him for that office. AS LA are all
that are needed, it looks as If he
would win. Clark's record as op-
ponent of the Cannon kind of
speaker was all that 1t should be,
and he comes to his new duties
with the confidence as we'll as the
best wishes of a large number of
progressiyes, both republicans and
democrats.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

1t is a pleasure to break the
monotony of our comment on
President Taft and hic actions by
stating that the appointment Of
Judge Mack of Chicago is a good
appointing emit.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

According to the hest reports
which have reached Senator Bever-
idge 100000 was spent. by the
democrats In the recent Indiana
campaign. Sincerely.
RATH.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

The honorable Gilbert Hamilton
Hubbard. Of Iowa. is an insurgent
who insurges all the time. The
state of Iowa could not do better
than elect Hubbard 10 the senate
in the place now occupied, with
small credit, by the honorable
LATE Young.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Washing razor hone in hydro
chloldc acid and then in water.
will remove steel particles which
have filled its pores.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
I'm the Editors Mail

Times be printed this
when Of sufficient general Interest You
anything anybody long malice
motive.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
TODAY IN HISTORY

Jan. 3, 1777, Gen. George
Washington taught Lord Corn
1unllis tha stnrY
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
OUR DAILY BIRTH
DAY PARTY.

Here's to Doc Woods Hutchin-
son, forty-nine yeasr old today,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
OBSERVATIONS

Hurrah for the aopen town. Great Fine Sunsssl
yet Torgy sup
scout "
WHO'LL be chairman of the new county commission?
the way has THoRNE any figures to give out
that little bank defacaon?
TO forget Amen John,
How much going of in 19112
EVERETT may possibly haves slight differences
with wel-known Tacomans in the near future.
Illinois boy in a acre of
getting from the months
family could get by sitting the feet of this
youngster to learn wisdom
that another woman in high place has made good
dead TO- His life worth WHILE for he made the grim old
world smile.
4 unhappness,' a Milwaukee
educator. Yes, and corns.
CHICAGO divine gambling Carlo
better than Wall street speculation Monte Carlo will
head in shame, and she ought
exactly s1421s in the effort LaFot
majority, 100000 Money used to talk Now
whispers-in Wisconsin Direct primary.
BOSTON elevated railway supplies
Step lively in kindly We
railroads to do worse things
sPoKANEs preference
will appeal to those who believe that
Industry should be first served
THOSE VIII Tacoma
colors
bird life imaginable The fam
the breeding of
sss The 'h'" this year " ~ f'f the held IN the
right Why it's broad and deep enough
q buwark popular liberty.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

1t Is hand to pay as you go
when you are going broke.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03
Slams, Jabs, Boosts and
MOST
ANYTHING

Senator Lodge favcns a perma-
nent tariff commission to revise
the tariff just as little as possible.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Money isn't everything. Our
creditors just think it is.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

exactly s11421s the effort
His
whis In primary
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

ChapLains In the army have the
ranks and pay of major, captain
and first lieutenant.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

A broker is man who keeps
others broke to keep from going
broke himself.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

n a half of
Many family prosperous sitting
to learn
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

$50 you broke your engage
ment with Miss Spensive?"
mo, I didn't break it,"
ooh, she broke it?"
"No, SHE didn't break It,"
But it's broken
Yes, she told me what her
clothes cost, and I told her what
my income was, then cur engage
ment sagged i'm the middle and
gently dissolved"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

CHICAGO divine denounce gambling Monte Carlo enc
Wall street speculation. will
headn
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

Entered at the postofffce at Tacoma Wash, as
second class matter. TELEGRAPHIC SERVICE
OF UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION
PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUM-
DAY BY THE TACOMA TIMES PUBLISHING
COMPANY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

The Oldest rosebush in the
world is on the cathedral wall at
Hides.heim, Germany. The main
trunk is 20 inches Through, and
the branches are 90 feet high. 1t
can be traced with positive GER
tainty to the eleventh century
The largest rosebush in Europe is
in the Wehrle garden, at Frei-
durg, Germany. The stock is a
wild rose, and runs up 115 feet.
This rose is only thirty years old.
On the walls of the castle of Chill
Ion, on Lake Geneva, there Is a
rose which blooms $4,000 flowers
at once.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

CHICAGO re-elects Mrs Young school superintende
that another in high place has made good
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

|, "TIGHT shoes made domestic unhappiness," says
Iducator. Yes, and corns
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

"Say, papa, I've been for spin
In the country"
"And what wonderful thing did
you see
81 saw a farmer"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

CHIEF JUSTICE q bully jaw. Hope he
Why it's broad deep
q bulwark OF popular liberty
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

BOSTON elevated railway supplies culture to
Step lively in kindly accents We
known to do
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

sPOANEs action having city contractors give preference
trys should be
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

sell PERKINS," whose real Melvin D. Landon,
life worth WHILE for he
rid uunfIo
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

EVERETT TRUE may possibly have slight d
with wel-known Tacomans in the future.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

JOHN d. advises to forget losses of 1910. Anne
How much you going to of in 101
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

who love the beautiful should attend the Tacoma
all Of the coos of Josephs
every n
cfsrs
poultry show the best held
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

WHO'LL be chairman of the new county commission?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

night
the "open town." Greati Fine business!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

BY the way has MR.. THoRNE any figures to g
that little bank defalcaton?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-01-03

AND Peterson would have liked the Times
100000 worth of bonds Not awhile Torgy
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1911-08-22
Classified COLUMN
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
FOR SALE AT BARGAIN-Good
piano. Inquire this office or address
j. D. Mariner, Reno, Nevada.
FOR SALE-Alfalfa hay, in any
quantity. Address 8. R. Young,
Lovelock, Nevada. If.
FOR SALE-Cheap for cash, several
promising mining claims at Barrett
Springs, close in. For particulars,
inquire at this ocs. tt.
PIANO FOR SALE-Cheap, for cash,
a high-grsde Ludwig piano. Inquire
at Fashion saloon. tt.
FOR sALE-Winnemueca saloon in
good location. Inquire at this Of
flee. tt.
FOR SALE-Lady's saddle cheap. In
quire at this Office.
WANTED
WANTED TO BUY-Second hand
platform scales. Inquire at this Of
fee. tt.
WANTED-Stone and concrete work.
Address John McCruden, Winnie
mucca, Nevada. tt.
WANTEn-Position by capable train
ed nurse to take full charge Of in
valid. Will go to any part of state.
Inquire at this office.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1911-08-22
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