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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

efficiency. ID The superintendent,
George Solner; % The teachers, Mrs.
E. E Faris; 90 The Pupils, Mrs.
Zwinglius Moore; "a The front rank
standard, G. ". Snider.
3:00-General discussion.
3:3O-The Boy Problem. (a) The
Boy Scouts, Rev. Kenneth Brown; %
A boys teacher, Percy McGhee-
4:0O-QuestiOns and discussions.
4:15-Christian EndeaTor. The eff
cheney campaign.
4.3o-DiscusSiOn
4.45-Adj ournment-
6:OO-Men's banquet. P. J. Rice pre-
siding Speakers: DR.. W Z. Garrison,
secretary H. B. Durkees ]. II. Sheppard,
DR.. R B. Homan
Friday Evening.
7:30-Praise and devotional, led by
DR.. Y. o. Marshall
7:5O-Address Zwinglius Moore.
8:30-Delegates are invited to attend
the New England social arranged by
the young people Of the FL PasO church.
Saturday Morning.
9:3o-Praise and devotional, led by
9:45-BibIe study elder G. W. Phil
IO:1O-PropOrtionaI giving. D. F. Sell
lards.
1O:3O-Discussion.
10:50-HoW 70 develop the mission
airy spirit in the churches, T. F. Grim.
11.10-Discussion.
11:30-Business session.
djournment.
Saturday Afternoon
&C. W. B NJ. SESSION.
1.30-Praise and devotional
1:45-Business session.
2:0O-Round table. An ideal auxil-
larry, led by Mrs ". II. Anderson
2;25-Our educational work, Mrs. L.
Brite.
2:4O-Paper, "The Young Women's
Mission Circle by delegate from Dem
ing
2:50-Address, 'The Work Among
the Mexicans," Prof NJ L. Hoblit.
3:10-Our watchword, Mrs. Eta 7.
Moore.
3:30-Adjournment.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
CHRISTIAN CHURCH
CONVENTION HERE
Will Open Thursday Even
ing in the First Chris
tan Church

The opening services of the district
convention Of the Christian churches
viii be held in the First Christian
church Thursday night.
The district comprises south central
New Mexico and west Texas. A large
number Of delegates are expected from
Albuquerque, AlamOgOrdo, Deming, Las
Cruces Mesilla Park and Lordsburgs n
A., and from Marfas Pecos and other
west Texas points
The convention is held to consider
the interests Of the Christian churches
in this region, and its work viii cover
every branch Of church activity, Sun
day schools, missions and general
church work.
.. S Sellard, pastor Of the church
at Lordsburg, viii preside.
The services Thursday night viii be
conducted by ". 2. Garrison, president
Of the A and N college at Mesilla
Park, who viii deliver the opening ad-
dress to the convention.
The following is the program for the
convention:
Thursday Evening.
7-30-Praise and devotional, led by
8.o0LGddress of welcome. N. A. Goff
Tablespoons, president Of the c6u-
Tention, d. F. Sellards.
S:20-Address, Dr. ". z. Garrison,
president A. and NJ. college.
Friday Morning.
9:3O-Praise and devotional, led by
G. NJ Knox.
s:5O-A meditation on missions. D.
F Sellards.
1O:1O-Reports from the churches and
scattered disciples
IO.45-SympOsium: District organiza-
ton and efficiency, led by W H.
Bryan.
6a) Closer cooperation and fellowship
between the churches, j. H. Sheppard.
OBJ Making self-supporting churches,
Zwinglius Moore.
Cc) The relation of the churches to
the n. NJ ". 7. c. NJ S. and the A. c.
II s., T. T. Grim, secretary.
1O:30-General discussion.
11:45-Appointmen OF committees.
12.0o-Adjournment.
Friday Afternoon.
2.00Praise and devotional, led by E.
A Moss.
2:2o-z:s5- Symposium: Bible school
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
FORT BLISS TO
HAVE SEWERS NOW
Permission Granted to Con
meet With City Mains.
Commissioners Meet

At the regular meeting Of the county
commissioners Tuesday afternoon, the
applicatiOn of /. O. Lesser for refund Of
taxes, said to be assessed twice, was re-
ferred to the tax collectors office.
The United States government was
given permission to build a sewer from
Fort Bliss to Lowell street, thus con-
Meeting the garrison with the city sewage
system.
The report of justices of the peace
Pat DOlan and J. H. Ware were approved.
A petition Of z. l. Cobb asking for a
quit claim deed to a tract of land in
what is known as the the "Island" was
granted. and the necessary papers were
filed in the office of the county clerk.
A petition for the opening of a road
on the san ElizariO grant, was referred
to Judge EylaT and commissioner Perez
for a final decision.
An ordinance contrOlino the method Of
distribution of water in the San EliZariO
irrigation ditch throughout the valley
was discussed by the commissioners. The
committee for the government of the
irrigation ditch was made as follows:
Juan Telles, F. Telles, Luis PARA, and
Jose Perez.
D. s. Allen submitted petition ask
inc that a remission of taxes assessed in
double be made. This was referred to
Judge Eylar with the power to act.
The report of the county clerks office
for money collected as fees for quit
claim deeds. as well as the report on
liouor permits and on which no licenses
were issued, were approved, and the
county attorney directed to prosecute
such as were selling liquor unlawfUlly.
The resignation of Jesus Monies as
road commissioner was accepted but no
appointment was made.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
Mayor sells Turkeys.

Indianapolis, Ind, Nov. 29.-Mayor
Shank and six aides sold live turkeys
and chickens all day long in front Of
Tomlinson hall, while three other
helpers sold dressed poultry inside the
city market house. A thousand birds
had been sold before the executive went
home to luncheon. The sale was inau-
gurated to give holiday diners the
profit exacted by dealers in sales Of
the national fowl.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

and appetizing feast for those now at
the police station.
No Council Session.
As usual. Thanksgiving viii be OBJ
served by the city council; Thursday
morning the council viii be convened
bv mayor Kelly and the roll call an
syvered to. Then the council will ad-
fourn till Friday morning.
Thursday viii be observed as holl-
dav by ali the offices with the eXcep-
tfOn Of the health department; the city
clerks office, building Inspector engl-
1eering Department, and the others will
be closed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
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Train No of the E. F. < S. W.. due
at $3.50 viii arrive at sos p. m; tram
-ported 90 minutes late; train No.
If tie Z. & P, due at $50, IS reported
to arrive at 1855 p. m. All other tralns
are reported on time Nedhesoay a
noon and evening.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
60 ii EstnbIlsh Arencv.

J. =. Brown, general representative Of
the Continental Casualty company Of
Chicago is here TO establish an agency
in Ell Paso. ThA will be in charge Of
j. V Brown, who will have an office
in the Mills building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
WoOdman Circle

yyril1o1v Grove No. "a, viii have nom
,,etioD ana election Of officers SatBr-
Iav night. December .. All members
are REQUESTED to be present.
L. Malone, Guardian
T. NTsttice. Clerk.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Chicago, H., Nov. 29--County !uose
vstion of millionaire insanity juries
when. instead of the business men
who have passed judgment on sanity
cases for the last month, ne dlreeteu
clergymen of the city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
1rIfish sfenmship Ashore.

Mobile. Ala, Nov. 29.-The BRUSH
steamship Leucadia, bound from Bue-
nos Ayres to Mobile, is hard asnOIs
Fort Morgan. The vessel went aground
some time during the night. 1t IS not
believed the vessel is in danger.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Sick headache is caused by a disor-
dered stomach. Take Chamberlain's
Tablets and correct that and the head
aches will disappear For sale by all
dealers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

London. Eng, Nov. 29.-''Lord' Geo.
Sanger the circus Snowman, was muir
-dered by an emplOye on his IarIn "a, a.
E7i1cbIev London. last night The
-,nrderer ESCAPED His motive IS nOt
known. Sanger sold his show to 2 i
Barnum in 1874.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Here is a woman who speaks from
personal knowledge and long expert
ence, viz, Mrs P II. BrOgan, of VII
son, Pa. who says. Il know from ex-
perience that Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is far superior to any other
For Group there is nothing that excels
#" For sale by all dealers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Have Stuart make your shadow pic
ture the latest Paris craze. It's a
poor person that wont make a shadow.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

FOrt worth, Tex Nov z5--HIgn
winds and cold weather preVeIteo
continental aeroplane flight Fowler
landed near here sunday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Our store is now at its best-full Of
beautiful presents for men. We advise
you to come early, before the selection
has been picked over. Bryan Bros.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

of this city The machine viii furnish
more pressure to force the water
through the mains.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
Mexican Herald

G. L. Ellington. 7O9 Magoffin. Tel
1855. painting. paperhanging. decorating
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Better Water Pressure.
For the past week mayor Kelly and
the water committee have been work
ing on the plan of installing a com
pressor at the Mesa waterwOrks sta
ton this matter was concluded late
Tuesday afternoon, and the contract
awarded to the Chalmers Sales company
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

The reports for this year have all
been handed in, and mayor Kelly will
start to work after Thanksgiving on
the 1912 budget, having ii ready, he
thinks, about the second week in De-
cember.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Have your electrical work done y
the old reliable Texas Electrical supply
90. 1l9 n. Stanton St Both phones.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

The fire department made run to
Juarez Tuesday night at 1880 to ex-
ffne11isb a blaze that had started in the
Monte Carlo hotel, on Juarez street,
presumably from matches dropped on
the floor in the rear The blaze was
under control before much damage was
done.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Cabinet Rejected; Premier quits.
Teheran, Persia, Nov. 2S-Ine new
premier, Samson s-Suitaneh' yestS
10 1resented his cabinet to the ma
tfonal assembly. which refused 70
recognize it, The premier thereupoh
resigned. The crisis continues
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR.. Nettie satterIee. osteopath, 500
American Bank building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Mexican Herald on Sale
at Wards Pharmacy, in Fl Paso.
Complete and reliable news Of what
happens in Mexico.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR. Robinson, diseases OF children
removed to 211-212 Roberts-Banner'
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Dr.. Gerber, diseases Of women, ana
electro Therapeutics SIS Mills Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
OId Snowman Murdered.

DR., Jameson. genito-urinary, SKIN
and rectal diseases. SIS Mills BIG
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR.. Cameron, Dentist. 22s Mesa Ave.
reliable dentistry; reasonable prices
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
Don1f Waff 100 LOna

Purity fruit cake, 40 cents pound.
Purity Baking Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR.. A. T. stu OsteOpEthic Infirmary.
DR. Ira ". Collins, physician IN cnleI'
Dr Amelia Burk. DR.. Grace Parker, Dr.
PAM r. Collins. consulting physicians;
2OI West Missouri street
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
Fire In Juarez.

Dr.. PrsntfEs, diseases OF stomach and
fntestines. Roberts Banner Bldg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR.. sehuster and Reinemund. Rob-
Bldg Providence Hospital
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Pasteurized milk is safe.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
FnrIer III 81 NVorth.

DR.. Ebert. Dentist. 2l6-2ls NILS Bldg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR.. Thatcher. veterinary, phone 1905.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

DR.. Crnise. 81S Mills; phone 212O.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Picture framing. glass. paints Mckee
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Full measure at Southwestern Fuel Co
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

Ladies sweater coats cleaned-wright.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29
sehooI Chldren nd.
Officers Thanksgiving.

For the first time since the Civil war
the officers Of the Fourth cavalry will
hold regimental dinner at the St Re-
gls hotel Thursday evening. All off
GERS Of the regiment and their wives
Will be in attendance and the Fourth
cavalry band viii furnish the music.
The dinner viii be given at eight
o'clock
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-29

membrance, such as fruit candy. nuts
and reading matter
In the evening a special Thanksgiv-
ing. service will be held blythe Salvation
army at its hail on Myrtle avenue
Thursday night.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
A TURKEY FEAST.
General Lee Showed His Officers the
Way to Enjoy It.

General Lee Showed His Officers the
Way to Enjoy It.
General Lee in the drawing room
was dignifed and quiet gentleman
very kindly and gentle, especially with
women ard children ION the field
says Major Ransom In Harpers Maya
zine, "he was the general, the com
mander In all essential points. But in
other points he could be as sympathet
ic and considerable as he was at home
'ln the latter part of December a
barrel was delivered at our camp
marked General Lee and Staff. We
opened 1t and found 1t was packed full
Of turkeys. We sent word to General
Lee, and he rode over to our camp.
There was snow on the ground. and
we had laid the turkeys out on a board
on the snow, the biggest in the middle
and the others tapering OFF to the
smallest at each end. There were
about dozen of them.
General Lee dismounted and Joined
the group gathered round the present,
carrying his unslung and undrawn
sword In his hand. He was told that
the big turkey in the middle was his
He stood looking down at the turkeys
for moment and then said. touching
the big turkey with the scabbard OF
his sword:
"This. then, is my turkey? | don't
know. gentlemen. what you are going
to do with your turkeys, but I wish
mine sent TO the hospital In Peters
burg so that some OF the convalescents
may have a good dinner
"He then turned on his heel and,
walking to his horse, mounted and
rode away. We looked at one another
for moment and then. without a
word, replaced the turkeys in the bar
rel and sent them to the hospital"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

Filthy Cars and Dirty Stations In q
Land Of Cleanliness

THE railway journey from kioto 10
Yokohama, despite the fact that most
beautiful country is traversed. Is not
the pleasantest OF experiences" de
clares writer in the Wide World.
One buys "A railway ticket in Japan in
lnstallments.
THE ordinary ticket only enables
one to go by train covering the mini,
mum distance In the &laximum time
so an extra express ticket is pur-
chased. which means that the engine
moves little more quickly toward Its
appointed goal.
Next platform ticket must be pro-
cured TO enable one to board the train.
and finally one has TO fight ones way
into first class carriage. Why do all
the passengers in Japan take their lug
gage into the already painfully small
carriage instead of leaving 1t IN the
van? And why. agAn. does a nation
that Is password for cleanliness the
world over possess train service so
shockingIy dirty in every detail?
"We once in weak moment looked
into station masters room at a large
station. and for pure dirt it could have
given points to n dust heap. In the
train carriages the floors are covered
with the dirt of ages. cigarette ends
orange peel, sandwich papers. At In
tervals a porter saunters in with
brush and leisurely sweeps all the
refuse into corner. having first care
fully closed every window. 50 that Nc
atom OF discomfort or infection shall
he lost
"Finally he departs, leaving behind
him the rubbish and an atmosphere
charged with germs and angry words
Truly a Japanese porters definition OF
clearing up is removing rubbish from
one place to another"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
HUMOROUS QUIPS
me Havoc.

with the usual amands1
What's aif tiiat wnaekIn goin' onr' aaid
cricAeE-naath-tha- bed
THE pig 5asa u worldwide war. the
wise VIZ spider said
Who's tfat iat out that awful shrek ~
said ellcaet-nestt-ttIe- bed
"A nv that ddn,t dodge quite right" ths
wise elJ spider said,
For they'fe Maflin III the daytime. ana
they're Warrin Ia the night
They've tinkefed up the screen doors til,
the things afe near air tight
They've armed themselves with uapers
and with shingles for to smile.
And they're sHsttin' OF his ayship In flle
norniE
why don't they whack something their
size?'' said t-meath-tne- bed
IN read gcia Jf Wiley > dope, TIE wise
old spider said
why don't they lei the baldheads iight-s
said afie&et -neath-the bed
This aip't Ho War ot class nor creea
the WISE Qla spider said
but all h4adg ~ at. the cannon. ana
They're Ahootins left ana right.
The flies ihat aren't crippled had better
take 10 figtgf.
For the race 50 long fly trodden is worm
that's ttteaed. an right,
And It's sMattin Of his fiyship in the
m0rnln,"
Denver Republican.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

81 Sir w. ST. Gilbert's wit and humor
were always ready. He was ine
raconteur and agood after dinner
speaker. Rutland harrington, the old
iSavoyard, said that staying in Gil.
berts house was like living in lit
erary fireworks factory"
Darlington played the Captain in
"Pinafore." At rehearsal one day Gil
bert, who was an autocratic and mag
nifcent stage manager, told him to
cross the stage, which represented the
deck of Fl. M, S. pinafore, and sit on
Il skyligbt lin pensive attitude"
Darlington obeyed orders, but unfortu
nately the skyight had only been
rugged up temporarily. and the portly
harrington crashed through 1t.
.That's an expensive attitude" said
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
Shooting Relics.

While IN Chattanooga a few weeks
ago Ioeai man noticed All Old col0red
man who carried his right arm i'll
sling,
What is the matter, uncle%' He
asked. Us your arm brokenr'
mo. sah," srlnued the old man "Its
Jest gun sore.
Been hun;nsf"
mo. sab. All been shootin' traes."
"Oh. ! see; target practice"
"No, sab"
"fhen you'iI have to elucidate."
"Well sab, IFS like dis the old man
explained .Ne goes out INTO de
woods an shoots bullets into de trees
After awhile DE- trees grows around
de bullets 4 little bit. den we cuts dem
down 70 sell ID people fun de MORT as
relics Oh de battle OBJ Lookout Noun.
tain" Youngstown Telegram.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
Repartee From the Wife.

"My dear" said certain thin little
Herington man TO his wife the other
day this paper says that there is a
woman over in Hope who goes out
and chops wood with her husband
every morning"
"Well, what of it," his wife replied.
II think she could do 1t If he is as
thin as you are have often thought
OF using YOU to peel potatoes with"
The thin man laid down his papers
with a sigh that sounded like the
squeak Of a penny whistle. Herring
ton (Kan.) sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

L0ST-Pocket book somewhere
on Sunday July 9th. containing
ten dollar bills and five dollar
bills; also a travellers identification
card of the Royal Casualty Company
OF st. Louis, Mo, No. 102736. If
the finder will please return the
above mentioned to All 33rd ST.,
Cairo, H., they will receive a re-
ward.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
On Ice.

"Yes," said Alkali Ike, "a couple o
cowpunchers INDUCED in very pref
ty scientific scrap down at Bad
Bucko's yesterday"
Its wonderful how cool those fell
lows keep under the circumstances,
remarked the eastern tourist.
"Ya-as, they certainly have TO be
kept cool, stranger / believe for some
reason or other their funerals amt to
be for couple days yet. Catholic
Standard and Times
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
On The WAY.

"What we want" said the peace pro.
moter. lis q system that will permit
candid discussion to take the place OF
actual conflict
Don't you think" inquired the man
who was reading the sporting page,
that our professional pugllists have
come pretty near solving the problemi'
london Opinion
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
Useful Goat.

A good many of the goats OF history
have been made to look like sheep in
the modern commentaries, and the
tribe of the goat was considerably ex.
aited the other day when venerable
creature was seen leading to safety rs
sheep whose lives were endangered
In e stock yards fire at Kansas City.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
credulltx.

"Some women believe everything
man tells them"
Yes" replied Mr., Meektuh Re
fore | married Henrietta told her
would be her slave for life. and her
trusting nature refuses TO accept any
compromise. Washington Star
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
The Greatest Social Force.

The middle classes are the prepon.
derant social force OF today in repub-
lies as well as in monarchies In Eu.
rope or In America. Everything is
everywhere subordinated to the neces.
sfty OF satisfying them as speedily
and as thoroughly as le.---Fer
zero In Paris Figaro.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
The RuIina Passion,

81 saw Jones, the contractor, at
church"
Yes; he heard that the streets OF the
Celestial City were paved with gold
and he wants TO bid on the extensions"
cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
The Shah's Dauuer,

The late shah of Persia owned a
dagger which Is said to make Its pos.
SCISSOR inyincihle. But as the super
sution is that he who uses 1t shall In
evitably perish by It. 1t Is kept secure
ly locked In sandalwood box.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
oratefnl.

"How does Slithers feel about that
chauffeur who ran off with his car and
his daughter?" asked Wilkes.
He's mighty gratefeA," said Bildad
HE says the poor idiot relieved him
OF his two most expensive possessions"
Harpers Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

Yeast--I see what you ate for your
breakfast this morning.
Crimsonbeak- How so?
"Why, you've got egg all over your
shirt front"
What you see is what didn't eat"
--Yonkers Statesman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
Operating a Yacht.

Ever undergo any hardships on your
cruises-shipwreck or anything like
thaty
Never was shipwrecked, but we
went out once without corkscrew
aboard. "-Pittsburg Post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
Proud of IL.

Collector--lm going to print book
Of deadbeats' pictures, and you're go
ing to be on the front page. Egotls.
teal Nopai-Say, how much would
have to owe to get on the cover?--Chi.
cngo News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
Miaht Have Trouble.

IF man has enough money he can
do anything"
Il don't know about that, Do y0u
think John d. or Morgan or Carnegie
could walk tight rope?''-Cnicage
Record Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

NEED CASH--Have 100 acres good
fruit land near Jacksonville, Fla,
must seel will take SIS per 10 acre
loe cash. worth 5000 Warranty deed
and abstract. R. II Parker, 4615
Franklin, Cleveland, O.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13
rnrn.t,lnu the Mlddleman.

Hiram Hayrlck lin city cafe look
ing over menul Tomatoes twenty
cents. Does that mean By the peek
or half bushel?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

Lord Mount Auburn Are million
aires common In the States?
DR.. Beacon Hill-yes, most Of them.
Harvard Lampoon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-07-13

Plenty OF Opportunity.
June is good month In which to
marry, but there are IL others thar
viii do.---Judge.