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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-06-14
Ho6ertisen,snts.
Quick Relief for BIIIoususss,

Tho sufferer from this distressin
complaint is only too familiar with
its disturbing symptoms:--loss OF 81
petite, headache, dizziness, nausea an
vomiting, oftentimes meaning prostIa
ton for two or three days and the COZ
seQuent loss Of time from regular ou
ties. Such attacks vary In frequen,.
and duration with different indiviauan
but there Is really no occasion for the,
TO occur at all. That old reAa.,
household medicine "L r. Atwooa
Bitters, taken in tcaspoonful dose
morning and night, rarely fails to whe
ly prevent an attack Of sick headaen
or biliousness. II this preVeh,N
measure has not been adopted, aes
sertspoonful when the first symptom
appear. viii almost invariably wara =,
. severe attack. It may be obtaihe'
In large bottles, Of any dealer ~
thirty-five cents, or sample free for ~
asking. L. F. Medicine Co.. Poruahu
Maine.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-06-14

Harriet Hall was born in East Sullivan,
Dec. Is, 1895, the eldest daughter OF Isaiah
and Abigail Yeaton Hall; died at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. Mary Lord
Noyes, in West Gouldsboro, June 5, 1911.
Miss Hall married James y. Lord in 1880.
Nearly fifty years were spent together
their lives running SO closely, they seemed
as one. Capt. Lord died in 1908. Since
then the active, energetic, cheerful life
had been broken, and she patiently
waited for the call from the spirit land.
Mrs. Lord had been lifelong resident
OF this place, where she was dearly be-
loved, always ready to be the best friend
neighbor or helper in every good cause
1t does not matter if our place is filled as
soon as we have passed out, il in life we
have so completely filed it that in the
memory of those left behind no other will
ever be able to exactly fit in. Mrs. Lord
filed well her place in the life of the
village.
This is the first break in the family OF
four sisters, who have been devoted to
each other and never long separated, with
the expection of Mrs. Amanda Hall Lewis,
who lives in Steuben. The two other
sisters-Mrs. Henrietta johnson and Miss
Elizabeth Hall-have been with Mrs. Lord
in her last illness and untiring in their
care Of Der. Mary, wife of Frank p.
Noyes, of West Gouldsboro, is the only
child. There are six grandchildren and
one niece-Miss Ella Lewis, Of Steuben.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-06-14
He Was PsraIyxsd.

The bell rang. and when she went
to the door she found a sad faced wo-
man.
Please, mum, can you help me
some? I got six children an me hus-
band Is paralyzed"
"Why, certainly. Here's quarter.
Where Is your husbandY
Hes In jail, mum"
I'm jail! Why, what Is he in jail
for?"
For gittin' paralyzed. mumv'-New
York Journal.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-06-14

The Grew That Wears . FoeIs Cop.
The following clever way OF keeping
crows away from a grainfcld 10 used
BY the farmer Of Holland: He makes
soma small caps of stout paper and
smears around the inner side OF tho
mouth Of each some birdlime or other
sticky stuff. In these he puts some
grains OF corn and stands them about
his fields by pressing their points into
soft earth. When the crow finds one
Of these paper caps he thinks himself
In great luck until he attempts to peck
at the tempting grain. when. to his
establishment. he finds the cap attach
ed to his head--a regular FOOLS CAP
which viii not even allow him to see
what course to take II he flies up.
However. he succeeds In reaching
some coarse grass or bushes and after
much bewildered scrahbling and flop-
ping about gets his head out OF this
undesirable cap and ever nfterward
avoids the field where there are more
Of them.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-06-14
SOUTH sURRY.

The mail service from South Surry to
Surry will be discontinued from June Is,
after running more than forty-fve years,
beginning with one trip week and in
creasing until for the past fourteen years
or more there has been a mail six times
each week. 1t is the same old story of
small places-no one wants to be post
master. However, it is hoped to have the
r. F. d. established.
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Thomas B. Reed was once the victim
OF a printers error the unusual apt
ness Of which, after the 6rst flush OF
indignation had subsidized, appealed 20
strongly to his sense Of the comic that
he never failed to refer to the matter
with the keenest gusto whenever no
met the man whom be. with the ut
most mock solemnity. always held re
sponsible for It The late Colonel John
A. Cockerilrs handwriting In the heat
Of composition was sometimes liable
to lose itself In an almost interminable
tangle, decipherable only with the
greatest difnculty. On one occasion be
undertook to say that amy one can
see Tom Reed has the face OF an hon.
est man." but was Mortified when he
opened his paper the following morn.
ing and found that the types made him
say that "any one can see Tom Reed
has face like a harvest moon"
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A farmer takes some pigs to market
in basket He puts the first in with
its head poining one way and the
next with its head In the opposite d.
rection. the next with its head point
Ing the same way as the FIRST. and 20
on. He stops when he has three heads
pointing one way and three tails the
other. How many pigs does be put In?
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raksn Il his Werd.

he latter marriagel-Whatl You
have no fortune? You said over and
over again that you were afraid some
one would marry you for your money.
she-Yes. and you said over and over
again that you would be happy with
me II l hadn't cent Well. haven't
q cent.
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your wife has received some sud
Den shock What has happenedT
Il don't know, doctor. came home
early last night
"Ah. that presumably accounts Tor
it"-Washington Herald.
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Bad ENOUGH.

Aagistrate-Do you know that drink
drives man into bad company? Pris-
oner-Yes. your honor. 1t brought me
before you.-Philadelphia Times.
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1T was his third attempt at sui
eide"
And didn't he succeed at either OF
the Others New York Press.
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=
one right under your nose aboard
ship"
my dear fellow" replied the earl,
my secretary costs but a few thou
sands. Any woman who gets me must
rome down with millions"
They both laughed merrily and went
into the smoking room for refresh
ments.
The day before reaching port the
captain. as is usual on liners, gave q
dinner to the passenger When coffee
was brought on he rose and said:
Ladies and gentlemen, there has
been Joke perpetrated BY some good
fellows among you for amusement
Not wishing you to 60 ashore deceived,
they desire me to say that the Earl OF
Camberwell is really Mr.. Sully. and
Mr. Suily has given me his word Of
honor to that effect.
Nevertheless we have had a real
aobleman aboard. From the first l
have been aware that Mr.. Craven Is
Baron Craven. distinguished British
traveller. He is not going to the States
for a rich wife, for he Is very rich
himself. Besides, from appearances he
has found one aboard this ship. In
deed. ! am authorized to make the an
nouncement TO you
All looked for Craven and the Cum
ninghams. Then it was noticed for
the first time that they were not In
their accustomed seats.
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Notes FrOmTWO Rivers.

A son was born on Sunday to Mr.
and Mrs. Fred Anthem.
Miss Ruby Koenig is home from
New York City, where she spent the
past year.
Ex-Mayor Peter Gagnon was married
last week in Burlington, Iowa, to
Josephine Hammerschmidt OF that
city,
The Bank of Two Rivers will be re-
modelled and will be a handsome build
ing when completed.
The local Catholic Order of Foresters
will give n dancing party on Friday
evening, June =, at the opera house.
The Gloe- NaiGl orchestra will furnish
music.
William Johannes, one OF the first
settlers of this city, died at bis home
in the town of Two Rivers last Thurs
day. He was native of Germany
and was Is years old. He is survived
by brother Christ. of the town of
Two Rivers, six children and fourteen
grand children. The funeral was held
Sunday from st. Johns Lutheran
church in this city.
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Notes From SChIeSwig.

The ball at Buettner's hall was well
attended. All present had a good
time.
Miss Meta Voigt who was employed
as domestic ut Lake Forest, H., for
the last three months has returned
home again.
Miss Lily Kreimann is learning
dressmaking at Mrs. Pri tchards at
Kiel.
The new Methodist church is nearly
completed Mr.. Herman Ninmer is
doing the mason work and Mr.. II. C.
Xorn of Brllion, the carpenter work.
Farmers are busy planting corn and
potatoes. Some planted corn a week
ago and it's up already. Crops are
growing fine.
Farmers are commencing to buy
automobiles these days. There are
four farmers here who now have
automobiles.
The Reinholdt school closed Friday
with a picnic in the afternoon in the
school park. Supt Meisnest was
present.
Quite a number of our young people
took in the turner's ball at Mlller's
hall at kel Sunday of last week.
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Notes From StangelyilIe.

Mr.. and Mrs. Stephen Johanek are
rejoicing over the birth of baby
boy.
Miss Agnes Donovan, teacher in
Dist. No. /, was at kewaunee Friday
to attend the funeral of cousin.
Mr.. Joseph Vaenta had large
number of neighbors and friends at his
place Wednesday to assist in the rails
ing Of n barn.
Quite few from this section attend
ed the Denmark cattle fair.
Wencil Roidt of Tisch Mills visited
his uncle Louis Patrichney last Sun
day.
Mrs. Lawrence Valenta is seriously
i'll, Dir. Karnopp is attending her.
MIR. John Swiner had n shingling
bee last Saturday,
Mr.. Matt Dufek, the Stagelville
carpenter, departed for Amigo with
his crew where he viii erect some
buildings.
Catholic instruc ions are given in
the School House in Dist No every
Saturday forenoon. This is convenient
for the children around here belong.
ing to the Cooperstown congregation,
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Notes from KellnerSviIle.

The cattle fair was we'll attended
last Monday.
Decoration day was not celebrated in
this burg as it has been in former
years, and it is up to the citizens of the
village to take steps. to have the day
celebrated in future as it should be.
The Kelnersville team defeated the
VIM. Rahr Sons Co. team of Manito-
voc on Sunday by score of ii to 2.
The feature of the game was the work
of the battery Keliner and Staalson,
having II strike outs and allowing only
4 hits. Next Sunday the team journ-
eys to Manitowoc TO meet city aggre-
cation there.
Kellnersville is going to have big
day on Sunday, June IL. In the after
noon a baseball game and Immediately
after the game dance will be given
by the ball club at Cherney's hall for
the benefit of the ball team. Come
one and all and by doing so it will give
this burg an amateur team that will
be worth talking about. Manager
Cheney is anxious to book all dates
not yet booked. Would like to hear
from Mishicot and Denmark.
L. Refs of Green Bay wss a business
caller on Tuesday.
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Notes From XII ngSbridge.

A number of young people of this
locality took in the dance at Noes
hall, Rockwell, on Sunday night.
Mr.. F. Yindra visited .Manitowot
last Sunday.
Miss Genevieve Baugneit who hat
been visiting at her home here, has
returned to Manitowoc.
The Farmers club final meeting anG
dance was well attended last Friday
evening. Every one reported good
time.
The local school has closed for the
summer vacation.
Larrabee base ball team is looking
for something to defeat. Come on,
country teams and try Larrabee.
Messrs w. Bodwin and G.. Roullier
visited at the Maribel caves Sun.
day.
Mr.. Emil Cheney and family are
visiting at the formers old home.
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NEW JUDICIAL CIRCUIT.

The bill creating new judicial Cir
cult has become law. The new cir
cult is composed of the counties Ocon-
to, Marinette, Florence and Forest.
Kewaunee county is cut off from the
Fourth circuit and added to the Four
tenth. The Fourth circuit will be
composed of Manitowoc and Sheboygan
counties.
Until the first Monday in May, 1912,
the several counties comprising the
Twentieth judicial circuit, and Kewau-
nee county, shall, for judicial purposes.
remain parts of the judicial circuits to
which they are now attached, and un-
til that time, the respective judges of
said circuit shall continue to hold the
terms of court therein, as heretofore.
The Kewaunee Enterprise while
commenting on the change speaks
thus of Judge Kirwan:
Judge Kirwan has presided over the
Circuit Court in Kewaunee for num-
Der of years and has many warm friends
throughout the county. Especially is
he held in high esteem by the members
of the bar who always found him well
versed in the law and just in his rul-
ings. Although we feel that the Judge
was overworked and that the establish
ing of new circuit will lessen his du-
ties, we cannot help but regret that
Kewaunee County has been taken from
his Circuit. But the change has been
made and it is our good fortune to be
placed in the Circuit of such an emin-
ent jurist as Judge Hastings of Green
Bay.
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Notes From lander.

Don't forget the date, June 9TH at
the Zander Hall. Fine music in at
tendance.
The dance at Paul's at Bolt Sunday
was well attended.
Jos. Valenta raised the frame of a
barn " ednesday of last week. Jos.
Hallada Is the carpenter.
Mrs. Lawrence Valenta is quite
sick.
\ number of young folks from here
went to Carlton for Memorial day
exercises.
Mr.. Fred Skarvan of Francis Creek
drove to Carlton Sunday, and drove al
most TO the lake shore. He must like
the lake shore hreeze-but it was
something else.
The approaching marriage of Emil
krch of Michigan, formerly Of Xander,
and Miss Josephine Stangel of Tisch
Mills was announced for the first time
Sunday at the Tisch Mills Catholic
church.
Mr.. j. i. Ording made a business
trip TO Mantowoc Monday.
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Notes from ROSeCranS.

Don't forget the grand Pentecost
| ball IN the Rosecrans Opera house,
Monday evening, June 5. Good music
will be furnished and good time as
sured to all.
The heavy rains of last week will de-
lay the farmers in planting their corn.
James Reedy's new barn is complet-
ed.
Many of our young people took in
the joyful hop at Chas. Pelishek's hall,
Stark, Thursday evening, and reported
a good time.
Miss Mary Frelich returned home
from Milwaukee Saturday.
Martin Reedy who is employed at
Stark spent Sunday at his home.
The grand ball at NJ. Kvitek's hall
was largely attended Tuesday evening
and all reported a good time.
]. p. Doolan OF Wayside was in our
city recently.
Miss Emma Knuth wss Manitowoc
visitor Saturday.
Albert Petska was n business visitor
1T Manitowoc Monday.
Thos. Bradley took a 'joy-ride'
through here Sunday, in his new auto.
Who got the first ride, Tom?
Our local teachers have returned to
heir respective homes, after a success
al years work,
Mike Bartelme of Cooperstown pass
ID through here Sunday accompanied |
~ a friend from Greenstreet
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Notes From Maribel.

The Z G. b. J. social lodge held
their annual meeting here Sunday.
Are you going to Rosecrans? Whent
June ). What's doing? "A June
Ball" Music by the w. l.. S. Of Mil
waukee.
Mike and Elmer Keehan of Stark
smiled on friends here Sunday even
ing.
Mr.. Joseph Frelch passed through
here Sunday accompanied by his cous-
ms, Misses Margaret Kunesh and Lu-
ella keehan.
Mr.. Martin Reedy who is employed
as cowboy" in Stark spent Sunday
at his home here
Jos. keIlner is wearing bigger
smile than ever It's girl.
Misses Mabel Reedy and Alvina
Warm spent Sunday in Stark,
Mrs. NJ. Kyitek spent day of last
week at Manitowoc.
Miss Emma Frelich was a Mantowr
visitor Friday.
II you are in need q. tightening rods
and litter carrier give Dewane Bros. a
call. Their prices are right.
Mr.. and Mrs. Doe Keehan Of Kell-
ner.Villp uassa6 thpnntrh. t,urr ono ,lo =,
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Notes From ST Nazianl.

The wedding of Miss Josephine Kust-
erman and Mr.. John Luelotl was sol
emnized at St. Gregory's church Tues
day morning.
The bride was gowned in white silk,
wore a veil and carried bouquet of
sweet peas.
The bridesmaids, Miss Alma kuster-
man aud Miss Margaret Burgemeister
we're dressed in pink and white and
carried bouquets Of pink dragons and
white carnations. Mr.. Louis kuster-
man and VIM. Luelotr were grooms-
men. Following the ceremony a we'd
ding dinner was served TO relatives.
The bride and groom are very popu-
lar young people and are held in es-
TEEN 10y all who know them.
They will leave for a wedding trip
out west.
Your correspondent together with
their many friends extend their best
wishes for many years OF connubial
bliss and felicity.
Among the out-of-town guests at the
Kusterman-Luelotf wedding were Dr.
and Mrs. Jermaine and children, Mr.
Leo Gluckstein and Mr.. Joe Burge-
meister of Milwaukee.
JOS. and Ambrose Eberle, Mrs. Eber-
lie and Miss Margaret Helm took trip
to Jericho Sunday.
Mr. Filz and family took a trip to
Luxembourg Sunday.
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Notes From VaIderS.

Quite number of people from Val
ders attended the Torrison Christian
sen wedding at Quarry.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Erickson were
pleasantly surprised by their friends
Sunday evening, it being their tenth
wedding anniversary.
State Inspector of Rural Schools w.
sE. Larson called on friends here Sun
day and Monday.
Atty A. L. Hougen and family Wis
tied at the home of Otis Marken Tues
day. Atty. Hougen delivered an
address at the Memorial day exercises
held here.
DR.. Hopkins and his sister, Mrs.
Carpenter are spending few days in
Milwaukee.
John Walsh of Chicago visited his
brother viii last Tuesday.
Laura Madison is visiting at the home
of her sister, Mrs. Gust Knutson.
Christian jacobson, an aged resident,
died at the home Of his nephew, Olaves
Aaslackson, Wednesday afternoon.
Interment will be at Jerpen cemetery.
The Valders graded school will hold
its graduation exercises at the Opera
Hail. Tuesday evening, June 6.
A class of eight members will receive
diplomas. The following are the
names of the graduates: Laura Arndt,
Richard II. Arndt, Harry S. Berge,
Owen II. Brennan, Arnold Jacob, Viola
r. Johnston, Meta Kattreh and Inga
A. Torrison.
The followinfi is the program.
Music Vaders Orchestra
Welcome Address Owen II. Brennan
Greeting Song Glass
Presidents Address Meta Kattreh
Recitation Viola 7. Johnston
| Chorus Glass
Reading Meta Kattreh
Glass History Viola Il. Johnston
Glass Prophecy lnga A. Torrison
Valedictorian HarryS. Berge
Class Song
Presentation of Diplomas
Supt. G. w. Meisnest
There will be dance after tho pro.
gram and all are corially invited to
attend.
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Julia Fictum, Sarah Finnel, Lillian
Schultz and Evert Nooker, all local
pupils passed the diploma examina-
ton.
Thieves entered the uncompleted
building of l., M. Schoen and got away
with a bag of sugar and some other
small things. They came again Fri
day night and stole some butter. Every
one is wondering who the guilty party
Is.
The dance at Lott Sunday night wus
swell affair. Everyone had good
time.
The school in Dist. No. 6 in which
Rose Ryan was teacher is closed for
the summer.
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NEWS FROM COUNTY
Notes From MeInik.

Miss Elsie Shimek, teacher OF tn
Gibson school, will close successful
term of school Friday, June 2, and vii
finish up with the presentation OF pro
gram in the school, Sunday evening
June 4. An excellent program ha
been prepared. You and your friends
are invited to attend.
Following is the program:
Song Our Greeting
Recitation Edwin Strou1
Recitation Rose Kuchenbecker
Dialogue Feminine Bravery
Song Lily Pfefier
Recitation Mary Kovarik
Recitation Lily Schenian
Dialogue How Girls Study
Little Folks Entertainment, including
songs, recitations and dialogues
Dialogue Social Difficulties
Song When the Daisies Bloom Dear
Alice Pech
Monologue Anton Forst
Song wonder how the Old Folks are
at home
Fishing Song BY six boys
Bachelor Hall Medley BY older pupils
Monologue Lily Pfeifer
Dialogue Little Snowhakes
Rope Drill BY the girls
Song Down by the Old Mill Stream
Melnik Social Club
Dialogue Pulling Sans Tooth
Song Come with thy Lutte
BY the girls
Dialogue and Drill Coonville Chorus
Medley BY older pupils
Parting Song BY the School.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Kuchenbecker
and son Emil who spent about two
weeks on their new farm in Taylor
county, returned to their home here
last week.
Mr.. Frank KerScher and his assist
ants of Manitowec installed n furnace
for John Spevacek last week.
The weather so far has been very
favorable, consequently the crops are
in the best Of condition.
Mr.. Miloslav Dushek and his little
son were at Green Bay last week Mon
day to consult a specialist,
Mr.. Edw. Kreici who spent about
two weeks at Madison and Springreen,
returned to his home here last Mon
day.
Miss Beatrice Dushek who was seri-
ously i'll last week is able to be about
again.
Mr., Henry Antholz closed success
full term of school in Kossuth, Joint
District No. last Tuesday with pie
mic in the woods.
Quite a number from here attended
the Decoration Day celebration at the
bohemian National cemetery at Kell-
nersville last Sunday. DR.. Frank Iska
of Chicago was the speaker of the day.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-06-01

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Bergelin have gone
to Wrightstown for shor. visit.
A number from here attended the
evening programme given 10y Mr..
Weinfurther and scholars last Friday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Melnarik OF
Franklin passed through here Sunday
on their way to visit the latter's moth
err who is seriously i'll with lockjaw.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1911-06-01

A number of Ed. Petska's friends
surprised him Wednesday evening OF
last week, the occasion being his birth
day. All reported Ed. a royal enter
tainer.
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r. lad.

When a boy Is whipped at school,
and his mother sends him out into the
yard to get stick of the size the
teacher used, to show visitors, the
case against the teacher is pretty bad.
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Chicago & North Western Railway.

No sunday NO AL Sunday
TrainN bnakesc
No
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SOUTH BOUND TRAINS


~ TRAINS
Arrive Mantowoc
3Glp Leave Green Bay ga sa aspm
Far arv further informal,