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Evening star., 1911-06-04
ARANDALR HOTEI Bedfe,a' P.'

Beautifully situated In the midst Of q large
farm and beautiful lawn OF six acres. Five min.
eral waters. Tennis. golf. bowling. Garage.
Write for booklets. ALSIP SMITH.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
CapOn Springs and Baths
MISCELLANEOUS.
Ideal Vacation Outing.

Grand tour Of New England and the coast
resorts in private automobile Charming thirty
day tour for small party. For detailed itin-
erary and full particulars address, Box 226
Evening star., 1911-06-04
GRANLTDEN HOTEL.

LAKE EUNAPER. n. 81.
One Of the finest hotels In the White Meuz.
tains; golf. tennis. fishing. etc.
OND OF THE IDEAL TOUR HoTMA
W. W. BROWN
LAKE 9UNAPEA \. =.
write for circular.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
Famous Mountain Resort
Stony Man Camp,

The best known mountain resort 6cf Washin
mans, 10 patfonixed By refined people. The o.
Booklet contains 800 references.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
eFouR1ns)unS SPECIAE

Steel Pier. Center Of attractions. Ocean view. Ca
pacity. 300. Elevator. Private baths. White
service, etc. Superior table. Special. SO up
weekly, $2 up daily. Booklet NJ. A. SMITH.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
PENNSYLVANIA.
PENNSYLVANIA.
DELAWARE WATER GAP. PA
Only Hours From Philadelphia-P. h y.
Water Gap House,
THE MOUNTAIN PARADISE.

Now open (remains open until Decemberl. ac-
knowledged to be unQuestionaby the finest equip
ped. best appointed largest and most luxurious
hotel in this regions halfmillion dollar hotel
for those who desire the best in appointment.
cuisine. service, comfort and location It's
grounds and preserves occupy entire Sunset
mountain, the highest altitude and coolest loca-
ton devoid OF fogs, dampness and humidity.
unobstructed views Of magnificent mountain, lake
and river scenery from every room. No noise or
dust of railroads, trolleys or public highways.
but within easy access Of each. Hotel is new
and equipped with over 100 tiled private baths
elevators, electric lights. steam heat. open log
fires, most approved water supply and sanitary
Sun on all oOfs 0MP farms
Ice. French chefs. Orchestra. with frequent
social diversions. Billiards, bowling ETC. Pri-
New garage and high-class livery. Golf. tennis,
trout and river fishing. boating. trap shooting.
and July, and to parties. Write for booklet Of
beautiful scenic views and auto maps. Coaches
agement. JOHN PCRDY COPE. Propr.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
VIRGINIA.
WEST VIRGINIA.
The Cuisine and Service
at the White Sulphur Springs

are perfect. We have our own gardens and
dairy. which mean fresh vegetables and pure
milk. Our chef 10 an artist in southern cooking
and the connection with the Chamberlin Hotel
enables US to give you fresh food too.
Half a million dollars have just been spent in-
stallfng modern improvements in this famous old
resort.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
Inconsistentf
From ehs Newark EewA

Funny, isn't itf But even the con-
gressmen who are keenest for enforc-
ing q two-cent passenger rate upon the
railroads invariably vote themselves
mileage at the rate OF 20 cents.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
On the Main Line Of the c. & o. Ry.
Always coeI--z,0oo Fl. Elevation

Open June Is. Closes October IS.
Booklets at city ticket Offices, c. & o. Ry.
513 Pa. ave. or 1889 F St; Mr. Foster. sos 18th
st. phone $500. or address GEO. +. ADAMS.
Mgr, White Sulphur Springs. W. Va.
If you prefer the seashore, the Chamberlin,
Old Point Comfort. Va. is also under the man
agement Of Mr.. Adams.
THE LOCKWOOD AND ANNEX: OPEN JUNE
IS: large rooms and shady grounds: send for
terms. MRS. A. P. DANIEL. Harpers Ferry.
W. Va.
Evening star., 1911-06-04

Il matters little what Il IL that you
want-whether Q situation or q servant
"a want I'd In The Star will reach tho
person who will hll your need.
Evening star., 1911-06-04
ALBEE HOUSE.

MONHEGAN ISLAND, MAINE
Monhegan Names most ruggedly beautiful t.
land. Grand ocean scenery. The center Of New
sosfsSav Hnre HsI,oe .S 1y BOAT from rom
fare from Boston. $4.75. The Albee House IS a
quiet summer hotel. Excellent in every particu-
lar. Fresh and salt water baths. Rates, $12 to
$1s per week. illustrated circular on applica-
Evening star., 1911-06-04
NEW YORK.
The Hotel Frontenac

I,OOO ISIdnus, St. LaWfenCe
River, N. Y.
OPENS JUNE q.
magnificent hotel. delightfully."- situated on
an island in the St. Lawrence river. The favor
ito water for motor boats and boat racing. Fish
ing. rowing and all aquatic sports. pictur-
esQue nine hole golf course free to guests Of the
hotel; clubhouse equipped with ewimming pool
shower baths. etc. Tennis and sll outdoor sports
Address G. @. TRUSSELL. Mgr. 8S9 9th ave-.
New York. Also Mgr. Bon Air. Augusta. Ga.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
JOHN EDWARDS JAILED.

John Edwards, a Negro From Zebu-
lon, n. c., Committed to Wake
County Jail on Charge of Murder.
The shooting occurred in Little
River Township, April 5th. The ne
gro Edwards was in a room with sew
eral other negroes in Zebulon and
forth because he walked up and down
the room and threatened to shoot
'the first niger that put his hands
on him." One negro, Silas Dunn, did
rot believe it, and he rubbed his fist
all over Edwards head and the re-
suit of this is, that Dunn is dead and
Edwards is in the Wake County Jail
awaiting trial for murder
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
+. T.. DENTON SEVERELY CsT.
Severely Cut Across the Arm While
Attempting to Help a Drunk.

Reports from Zebulon say that
Chief OF Police +. p. Denton, who
was on Saturday night severely cut
across the arm by Vance Afford and
his brother, Turner Afford. is doing
well and that he is suffering little
pain as the result Of the wound. Chief
Denton was cut while attempting to
get Vance Afford. said TO have been
drinking, home in the buggy of Turn
er Afford. The two men were rather
boisterous. Vance Afford had twice
been placed in his brothers buggy.
but he jumped out the second time
and, while Turner Afford held the
victim, slashed Chief Denton over the
arm with a knife, infiicting a sore
wound. Both men were locked up
for the night and have been bound
over to court by Mayor Whitley. of
Zebulon. Mr.. J. w Bum, of Ra-
leigh, was employed to prosecute.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
Building Commission for Administra
ton Building at Raleigh.

Governor Kitchin has named the
members of the commission who will
decide on the location and supervise
the eretcion of the administration
building which is to be erected in Ra-
leigh at cost of $250,00O. It's
members are: Ashley Horne, Clay
ton; J. S. Carr, Durham; J. A. Long,
Roxboro; J. Ellwood Cox, High
Point; A. S. Rascoe, Windsor; w. l..
Parsons, Rockingham; w. E. Spring
er, Wilmington. The commission
ers are to arrange as speedily as pos
sible for meeting to organize by the
election of a chairman and secretary.
The State officers are anxious for the
actual work on the building to get
under way. The building is expect
ed to be at the southwest corner of
Capitol Square, where the State now
owns the corner lot and will have to
buy the Woman's Club building and
a residence adjacent to Raney Lii
brary building for the necessary
grounds for the building.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04

Douglasville, Texas.-"Five years
ago l was caught in the rain at the
wrong time" writes Edna Ruther-
ford, of Douglasville, land from that
time, was taken with dumb chills and
fevers, and suffered more than I can
tell. I tried everything that
thought would help, and had four
doctors, but got no relief. | took
Cardui, the woman's tonic. Now,
feel better than in many months. 7"
Cardui does one thing, and does 1t
well. That's the secret Of its fifty
years of success. Try Cardui.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04

Exercises to lie Held May nth and
10Th.

The faculty and the graduating
class of Wake Forest College request
your presence at the annual COM
mencement exercises May seI,nteenth
and nineteenth, nineteen hundred and
eleven, Memorial Hall, Wake Forest,
North Carolina.
Following is the program:
Wednesday, May 18th, $40 p. m,
baccaulaureate sermon, DR.. Harry
Emmerson Fosdick, First Baptist
Church, Montclair, New Jersey.
Thursday, May 18th, HOO a. m,
presentation Of portrait and medals.
Annual literary address, Dr. Harry
Emerson Fosdick.
Thursday, May 18th, $50 p. M,
class exercises.
Thursday, May 18th. $50 p. m,
alumni address, Congressman Edwin
Yates Webb, Shelby, n. c.
Friday, May 10Th, HOO a. m,
class orations, presentation of di-
plomas, baccalaureate address.
Friday, May 10Th, 900 p. m, re-
ceptiOn is Society Halls.
Marshals: Phi, Green, Phillip P,
chief; Harris, George NJ, Hood, Mar
shall H.. Eu., Beam, Hugh NJ. chief;
Daniel, Eugene A, oliver w. B., Jr.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
RALEIGH wsx Dsor~ DEAD.
sfr. ~. -. naanlsse~. Furxeew Is~Aa
Manager 81 Me@s~rm Ias<sa T~s~~
grarsh asssmTazny. Isrx3~ brad an
EIxasraussa nafIwaY IAx>.x~

II Fl. q nann4ss~T. $50 for fear
years was manager II ts@ Raleigh o.
See 81 the Western rnson Telegraph
Company. and whose wtfe AID cAlad
weFe aHphyxiatsi NJ fhsay ho1n~ h~re
on The nixat Of January stA. dropped
dead March 2na .n the railway asA-
ton II Richmond. Va Mg. Hannss-
ter. IN poor health before the terri
Bile tragedy 10 ais family. never re-
covered tie shock. aud @az relieved
from active work By his company
whiie he sought res; and health In
The mountains Of West Virginia
Mr. Banuister va. one OF the most
efficient teIegrapheTs and managers
in the service Of the Western Union
He vas always accommodating and
made many friends for himself and
the company while in Raleigh. Mrs
Bannister vas with her husband
much of the time in his once. and
IL was remarked By all who knew
them, how devoted and loyal they
were 10 each ether He was about
81 years old and vas a Mason in
good standing.
Mr.. Bannister's home was In Rich
mand, and IL was there that the re-
mains OF his wife and little child
were taken after their deaths In Ra-
leigh.
Mr.. Bannister was given a vaca-
ton by his company and Mr.. G. b.
Wade, OF Beaufort, was placed in
charge of the office here.
The news OF his death was first
brought TO Raleigh in a wire to Mr..
Wade.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
nsng-~ GREEN ACADEMY.


Tie taxaltg aaA ssassata 90 Hase1s
Creek Axae~eag 40 nas4a~em g-usa~xs
T~~9H eas yoar rrassae@ ~ sAmsv swez,.
sy-tAird AnnsAi co11snew-~ns Ma
sth. TIA. setA 80 fttA. 1911. nsssss
Creek. H@w~Uss Counss. = e
Tie following j. fA~ nrrxra~
Saturday. MAv sta. see >. "a
Exercises ~ primary aeparsaent 40
Washington Society.
sunday. MAy 1th. ta 80 =. "a
Com nEacezn~nr serunon ~ g~x. =.
u o+keileT. ID. RsisswA- =. {.
400 o. m-~~-Adarrss 80 san8as
school normal graduates % g~Y. q
v spaEman. k1naton. -. {.
Wednesday. nay ieth. see .. -.
--Exerctses BY Athenian Society.
Thursday. Mar iIsh. 10. 90 = Il.
Contest for orators medal: lie
m. literary address. Hon !. =
Pritehard. L. s Circuit Court. Axhe-
VILE. =. C.: 400 p. TN. contest for
deelaimer's medal: 400 p. IN. con
test for drili medal: 500 y. ia. Ell
ercises BY graduating class. awarding
prizes. medals and diplomas.
Salutatorian. James MerdIe Bul-
lard. Robson County. y. c.
Faledietorian. James BIggs Alder
man. chowan County. n. c.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
MODIFICATION OF ORDER.
The Corporation Commission Modi-
fies Its Order i'm Regard to the Ex-
tension of the Norfolk to Goldsboro
ShoO-F1y on to Wilmington.

The Corporation Commission has
modified it's order requiring the ex-
tension of the Norfolk-G oldsboro
shoo-fiy on to Wilmington after May
18th, to the extent that the Atlantic
Coast Line is to make this extension
until January l, 1912, as a test as to
the reasonableness of the require
ment in the light of the earnings Of
the train. The Coast Line filed ex-
ceptions to the order yesterday, but
with the exceptions indicated, a will
ingness to put the train on for a Pc
riod OF months. The Commission
really took this to be graceful sub
mission to the order, as there is al
ways the right of a railroad company
to come forward and show if posi-
BILE any requirement of the Commits
sion is unduely burdensome.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
Officers Thought He Had Too Much
Whiskey.

The Raleigh correspondent of the
Charlotte Observer Saturday furnish
ed his paper with the following wet
news from Raleigh:
"a sensation was created here to-
day when revenue officers seized four
barrels of bottled whiskey in the
newsstand and refreshment store of
W. c. Poland in the Academy of
Music building. Poland came here
from Atlanta and purchased the
place. He told the officers he had
just put off negligently taking out a
Government license to handle liquors,
but he does not explain what he con-
templated doing about the State pro-
hibition law. That there was a con-
signment of three carloads of whis-
key brought to Raleigh Friday. is the
positive declaration of parties to Gov
eminent officials to-day. Edward
Denton, for many years leading sa-
loon-keeper here, is the bondsman
for Poland.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04

The Newton Enterprise aavx ga.
Catawba farmers. Hho m~li tn~wn
quantities OF sweet potatoes over az
country. are Dos getting sl.oa Der
bushea. which he says n the hsxh~e.
price in aome years. The wake
County farmers hare he~a messfnw
their sweet potatoes or the Raleigh
market for the paas uonth for f1.1s
and $40 a husheI.
Mr.. T. +. Sales. warden OF the pen
itentiary. vas injured In q rnnawav
on Fayetteville Street in Raleigh SAT-
urday afternoon. Hr. salea wax try
ing 10 prevent runaway team from,
eolliding With his buggy Ia whfch
we're bis wife and child. Nr. Sales
was knocked down by the runaway
team and vas badly bruised, though
not seriously hurt.
DR. T. ". O'Keiiy. pastor of the
First Baptist Church OF this city. de-
liVered the anniversary sermon 10 the
Seaton Gales Lodge, No. 81, and the
Aanteo Lodge. No. 8. OF the indie
pendent Order o: Odd Fellows. Sat
urday night. There were about one
hundred members o fthe Order pres
ent. DR.. O'Kelly's text was: Go
thou and do likewise"
w. c. Poland, who runs a news
stand in the Academy of Music
Building. was arrested by a Raleigh
policeman Tuesday on the charge Of
selling whiskey. He gave bond in
the sum OF 500. and will be given a
hearing this morning. Poland was
required by the Federal department
TO take a license last Friday, as
whiskey was found in his place.
Governor Kitchin revokes the con-
ditional pardon of f. G. Cation, of
Mecklenburg County, who was SEN
fenced to eighteen months on the
roads for immoral conduct, and who
was allowed a pardon conditioned on
good behavior, last October His
neighbors made complaint to the
Governor that be had resumed even
more fragrant violations of the law
ne IilIISDOIO oITCcL bUFlSJlan
Church is holding a very interesting
revival. The interest and attendance
is growing. Mr.. Miller is preaching
profound and appropriate sermons
that are reaching the congregation
Mr.. Charles Butler and his wife are
conducting the musical services with
eminent ability. Services are held in
the afternoons at 3 o'clock at night,
8 O'Clock. Public are cordially inyit-
ed to attend the services.
West Pulley, of Franklin County,
has been placed in the penitentiary at
Raleigh to serve twenty years for the
murder of Henry Perry in Franklin
County four years ago. He was de-
clared insane soon after the killing
and was committed to the insylum
without trial, remaining there until
recently, when he was carried back
for trial. This resulted in the TWEEN
ty-year sentence which he is now ser
wing.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04

We have testimony that Pellagra
has been cured by Mrs. Joe Persons
Remedy. We do not say we can
cure Pellagra, but We do know that
we have relieved people who had it.
and who say they would have been
dead but for Mrs. Joe Persons REM
edy. We do not claim to do the i'm
possible, but words claim that il it is
possible to make a cure by cleansing
the blood. Our Remedy will do it.
Ask your druggist, or write,
MRS. JOE PERSONS REMEDY CO.,
Kittrell, n. C.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that on this
day, A. Dughi has sold his ice cream
business to The Dughi Ice Cream
COMPANY" of which Mr.. Geo. L. III.
White will be manager. This COM
pany will conduct said business from
this date. ALI debts due A. Ought
will be payable to him and he will
not be liable for any of the debts OF
the 'Dughi Ice Cream Co." The
''Dughi Ice Cream Co." will not be
liable for any debts of A. Ought.
This April 4, 1911.
a DUGHI,
GEO. L. Fl. WHITE,
Mgr. Dughi Ice Cream Co.
4-5-4t
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
Tax Assessors Began Work Last
Monday.

The tax assessors are now abroad
in the State.
The Corporation Commission which
is also the State Tax Commission,
has issued a booklet giving instruc-
tons as to the assessment of property
and answering number of questions
which might arise. Copies have been
sent to the county assessors in each
county and to the county officers for
distribution. The assessments began
this year instead of June 1st
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
Must Have His Brandy.

A German in New York has writ
ten to the Agricultural Department in
this State stating that he is thinking
of purchasing a farm in Wilkes Coun-
ty and wants to know if he should
make the purchase and locate there if
he would be allowed to have a little
brandy shipped to him so he could
still have his milk punch when he felt
the nedd of it.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
Carolina Power and Light Company
Has Purchased Standard Gas and
Electric Company.

The Carolina Power and Light Co.
of Raleigh has purchased the STAN
dard Gas and Electric Co. of this
city. Details Of the transaction are
not made public. The Carolina Light
and Power Company is now develop
ing the Blewett Falls power plant to
transmit current to Raleigh and dis
tribute it from here to many points
in this section for light and power
purposes The corporation also owns
the Raleigh street car system.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
Mr.. w. G. Newlands viii Oppose
Craig for Governor.

Lieutenant-Govern W. G.. New
lands, of Lenoir, was in Raleigh
Tueday and while here told some
newspaper reporters that he is in the
race for the Democratic nomination
for Governor next year. Locke Craig,
of Ashevilie. as usual. has put up
his political lightning-rod to see if
the nomination will be attracted to
him.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1911-05-04
THE MARKETS
RALEIGH COTTON MARKET.

Corrected every Thursday by Chas. 4.
johnson Il Col
Good middling, Is Lie.
Strict middling, Is.
Middling, las.
Tinges, 12A @14A.
Receipts yesterday, IA bales.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

the moonlight and quoted poetry to
her and heard her softly whisper my
name. Would you believe won the
heart Of an actress In four days?
TT generally takes five
''Would you believe that I had
young widow signing after me on &C.
count of my figure? That a dear
little blonde threatened suicide II
took any one else rowing? That
lulu Of a brunette had laudanum
ready to take on my account?"
well, then, why the wall Of de-
spair, and why aren't you on your
bridal tour?"
'Alas, they drop in here. one by
one. + rush forward to give them
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

Ut HAT is a summer vacation, any
how" walled the clerk in the
~ music store as he finished roll
ing up "Old Dog Tray for GUS
toner, who was also an acquaintance.
"Didn't you have a good time on
yours?" was asked. 3
II thought I did until got
home"
Then what happened?"
"They began to drop in here for
music-the summer girls I have met
and loved. Would you think had
held the hand of an heiress to ten
millions?"
"Well, hardly"
Held her lily white hand under
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29
THE BETTER THING

~ HE young man said to the book
store man that he wanted vol
ume Of poetry to give to his
hancee on her birthday. but he didn't
know her favorite author.
Burns Is always popular" was the
reply.
Burns" y.
There's Hood and Byron"
Yes"
And Shakespeare always pleases."
II think she's down on Shake
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

Mrs. B.-What beautiful lawn
you have!
Mrs. W.-Yes; my husband keeps
1t that way
Mrs. Bile must be very indus
trious. ..
Mrs. W.-Yes. He never misses a
day with his lawn mower, although
I could scarcely get him to touch it
until the neighbors began to COM
plain about the noise it made.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29
He Got Advice.

n XCUSE me. SIR" he said as he
approached the man who was
~ on. the corner waiting for his
car, "but would like to ask your adj
vice.
keep out Of Wall street." was the
prompt reply.
1T isn't that, sir-it isn't that. I
have been invited to join a camp Of
Sons of Veterans" ...
Good thing-good thing. Go right
ahead and sign the ROLL
But there may be an impeachment,
sir-an impeachment. MY father was
not exactly a soldier"
"O-h-h!"
"He was sutler, sir, and perhaps
am not eligible as recruit. have
an idea that you are an old veteran,
and want your opinion
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

speare."
why not try volume Of Dick
ems? 1t isn't poetry, but would make
a nice present" ..
Il dunno"
Then let me give you another tip.
I was walking behind a young lady
the other day who had low shoes on.
I could see holes in the heels of her
stockings. Why not buy pair Of
silk instead Of book?"
"sir!" exclaimed the young man as
he flushed up, but after reaching the
street and leaning up against a lamp
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29
Outside the Ring.

~ E stood at the foot Of the stairs
y for ten minutes before he could
muster up enough courage to as
cend to the office Of the dentist.
What is it,"
"Toothache."
Get into the chair!"
"But-but-"
Get I'M"
II Just called to ask If"
Eyes, I know. Tooth is loose and
must come OUT
But can't stand it. That is"
open your jaws"
Say, now"
Tooth Is out. A dollar, please.
BY the way, what is your profession"
"a prize fighter"
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

THE SUMNER GIRL.


the glad hand, and they draw them
selves up stiffly and glare at me and
can't remember that ever existed.
Deceit--hypocricy- onstancy! I am
not sentimental. but-but-"
And when the customer tip-toed out
the clerk was wiping tear from his
left eye with the song Of Where Is
My Girl Tonight?"
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29
THE WAY 1T WORKS,

La OW much is sugar today?" asked
~ the woman with the basket Of
the grocer at his door.
Same old price, ma'am," he re-
piled
And coffee?"
1.-THE same.''
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29
HIGH RETREAT.

Goodly-When work is over, you
should seek things that are elevated.
Gamely-That's just how I spend
my evenings.
Goodly-Ah, I'm glad to hear it..
Reading the standard works Of the
highest authors, I presume.
Gamely-No; slipping lemonade on
the roof garden.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

But you said they were the same
old price,"
THAT is for certain things. If you
want to buy geese feathers or shoe
pegs the prices are down fifty per
cent. and the people all over the coun-
try are being made happy"
JOE KERR.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

And onions and potatoes?"
"No change
but didn't they pass that reel
procity bill month ago, and didn't
the papers say that everything would
be cheaper"
That's 1t. ma'am--thats it, and
things are cheaper"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29
REAL THING.

Great Scott, but It's hot
Hot! You don't know what hot
weather is. Why, down where
come from If you put cake of ice
IN the sun it will warn before it gets
time to melt.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1911-08-29

post for five minutes he headed for a
department store. He was "on."
JOE KERR.