The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-02-17

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In training Miss and missing
I ain j, all depends on time.
Persons who always face the ligh
will never have their shadows befor'
them.
II turns out that the giving o.
North Carolina the new county o.
Hoke was not hoax.
The airship inventor may have 70
take his hat of some day 10 the man
who devises an autosleigh.
Now is the time TO begin 5eautifyine
the lawns. planting trees and trimming
hedges and roses. Make Durham more
beautiful.
Senator Simmons is against the Ca
madam reciprocity. Everybody down
this way Is not with The senator in
everything he does.
England and Germany brag and
bluster around about what they can
do TO each other: then they go and
lake ii ont on the Hottentots and the
Thibetans.
The bridegroom's real name is
said 70 be John Graham Hope de la
Poer Horsley Beresford Decies. The
Poer sounds out OF place in this
galaxy Of wealth.
The Chicago Tribune has been sit
ting up nights picking out the fifteen
most "unbeau it'll words" And when
the linotype mixes up his metaphors
he does not use q single one OF them.
II an enlarged membership in the
house will DO no more for the relief
Of the masses Of ,he people than the
present number. what is the use OF
increasing the membership. Simply
70 add more talk. The people have
had a plenty Of that. They want ac-
fioa. Relief.
Brother Joseph A. Harris says in
the Orange County Observer: Even
II boy is always whistling 4 want
70 be an angel Il Is Just as well to
keep the preserved pears on he top
shelf Of The pantry Asd he has
been boy himself. once upon a time.
long ago. Joe. you are too suspicious
By hall.
Germany Is paying ffty-seyen cents
pound for porterhouse steak and
thirty-fye cents for Toss, beef. II you
imagined you mad Jus, cause Of com
plant against the high cost Of living
Just forget K in the light o. what's
going on IN the price line in Germany,
and eat your sauer-kraui with thank
fuiness
A Richmond lawyers is said 70 be
u work on ! bin for the next iegis-
lature 20 govern chickens The man
who ran make 2 hen set when she
does no; want % sit. and has made
up her mind 70 that effect; or lay
when she wants % "se;." is doing
something in this "old world. as she
spins around"
Oh ladies'. beautiful ladies'. 10 your
hours Of ease; you are the sunshine
d life but some d You are awful hard
70 please ou, IN Texas one Is suing
Der husband for q divorce On the
ground that b. Is insane, and as proof
81 Il she has offered n evidence love
letters written % her b. him since
they we're married.
Not satisfied with printing envelopes
IN competition with JOB printers. and
raising postage On magazines. some
q ~ smart soions In congress nop
want 70 - u, Congressional Record
IN competition Nth papers at 81 a
year The record thai some q oui
lawmakers u Washington are making
Is noi worth q dollar
tss
The Gfeenuit Is e. piedmonl
wants 70 know u the cold weather
hurt me blackberry crop Lookinl
TO tn iusate 70 repIenish Biz larder
No' hurt over here beloved. III,
prospects tor Jam aid De. ara ,arts
and dumpllnss and jelly and vine AZ.
hne II you get out come over and =,
viii share with YOU: Or. Il necessary
vel tramp wfth you when The lus.
cious "eolo-ed- berry shineth in II,
an and sporteth itself Alright on th,
hush. the vine Or the tree.