Mexico weekly ledger., 1911-06-15

Have you raspberried yet.
If Tony Sharp amt a humdinger.
II Mexico is not one sweet dream
as ii we're.
II Buster Bradford amt there with
the goods. oh, you Buster.
II the Ledger Owl doesn't sleep
sound las a log) now. Oh ioY
II you are not as welcome to Mexico
as are the roses In the rosy month of
June--if you have the cataroon.
II the wind gets in the right direc-
tion will it-rsin. Doc Kanaly says it
will rain. But oh, you little IF.
II Judge Murphy didn'td do the right
thing when he made Ed. Dermody
come across with the cheese.
II our young friend, Albert White,
will be back from Portland, Oregon.
We rather think he'll be back as they
all come back. It's a way they have.
II there is any prettier or more vi
vacious and accommodating bunch of
girls in the Middle West than are the
hello young ladies in the Mexico Tel
ephone Exchange. oh, you hello girls.
What was the matter that all the
Bill Dipper Club members did not at
tend the important meeting in the
woods, Thursday. Where was Sam
Morris, Doc Steinman and Others?
II it's true that Frank McCord run
himself tout Of his Shirt and jumped
In the creek and was almost drowned,
Wednesday. Frank is q true bill-dip-
per and has his fun in the good way.
II Hon. Reuben Harlow is not cor
rect when be says, HE that tooteth
not his own horn the same shall not
be tooteth," Your Uncle Reuben
is always correct. Ask Col. Milton
Householder or Col. Geo. Clark.
II it's not nice to be a bill dipper for
one day, and isn't the morning after
close up to awful. We've been there
with that deep, dark brown taste in
our throat and whiskers on our teeth.
It's exceedingly strenuous.
II Willie Armstrong, one of the
Ledger's linotype nifty artists, don't
yearn for q much needed rest. He'll
get the rest, all right, all right, The
dapper gentleman from Perry is q
favorite with the ladies and the owl
learns Willie has % or - afinities on
his string, Oh, you Willie
IL DR.. VIM. Frederick Llewellyn,
| Phi. ID. d., will be seen on the Cotton
wood Pike this summer with bis little
iron-grey stopper, Thought Wave
Come across, doctor. The girls are
yearning for you and--the Wave.
II Ed. Prussing is not the wall paper
king Of the Middle West. He has a
splendid stock to select from-all
colors OF the beautiful rainbow. Oh,
you Ledger Blue Room !! Just take 3
shot-not at Col. Prussing-but at bis
lovely stock OF nifty wall paper.
Ii the Ledger is not growing in
popular favor every day. Three new
subscribers, Wednesday, at one shake
out of the blue box. Occasionally q
subscriber lays of for awhile but soon
comes back and says, III can't do
without the Ledger, the peoples
favorite. 1t gives the news all the
time-news that's fit to print-and /
want 1t for myself and family to read
and become wise. Here's the cash. y
Speaking Of hot weather, reminds
the Owl what Fay Branstetter once
wrote US from Kansas, while be was
editor of the Salina Truth Teller.
Listen Fay says it was 80 dry and
hot In Kansas that the wagons were
going around with their tongues out,
Ice had to be soaked all night in watel
before it was wet enough to make red
lemonade. The cat fish would kict
up such a dust In the river that tbs
river would have to be sprinkled be
fore you can go fishing. Sakes alive
That looks funny on paper but IL il
was IS dry IS Fay says it was, wherI
did they get the water In which t.
soak the Ice or with which to sprinkle
the river oh, well, but little waite
is used in Kansas. Let it 20 at tha'