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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Married

Mr.. Eliza Morgan of Keokuk' aged
% and Miss Laura Hinhle of Route
2 Brayton, aged II were quietly
married in Atlantic last Monday,
s. w. w. Straight performing the
ceremony.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Sad News

Ad Seibert received word in
round about way of the death of his
cousin with small pox at his home
near Lenox, Ia, town which is
said to be undergoing scourge of
that loathsome disease several
deaths being already reported. Mr..
Seibert has written to a friend to
find out if the report was true.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Cappie Dodge Buys Auto

III. P. Hansen and Tom Elwood
went to the Bluffs last week in the
latter's auto, which he intends to
have overhauled or else swap for
another. The former went after the
auto which WIS engaged by Mics
Cappie Dodge sometime since and
which could not be obtained until
the present time, the demand ex-
ceeding the supply.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Bees Invade Feed Store

A swarm of bees are now located
in the south eide of the coal and
grain office, having gained an en-
trance through knot hole into the
space between the siding and plas-
tering. They will be very apt to
cause trouble to both teams and
teamsters obliged to pass by on
their way to the coal bins.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
A Narrow Escape

Geo. GUIDE, with a party of young
people attended a dance at N. L..
Petersen's west of town, Saturday
evening and on the way in some
manner their carriage was over
turned throwing them out but with
out infllcting any damage to any of
the party.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Prof. Conger Here

Prof. j. l.. Conger of Silver City
arrived here Saturday to renew old
acquaintance, he formerly having
taught in our city school acting as
Principal and 30 we'll was he liked
that the School Board offered to
raise his salary one hundred dol
lars if he would remain which the
Prof. politely declined.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Taken Very til

Mrs. p. X. Jensen was taken very
i'll last Friday and for while it
seemed her life was in danger but
by close attention and the prom pit
administration of remedies che
coon was pronounced out of dan
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Bought An Auto

John w. Peterman now rides In
his horseless carriage having lately
bought the one driven by c. l.. Nc
Aninch and although little inclin.
ed to balk and rear up now we pre-
sunre when he learns all the me
chanism connected with it thatis
will do it's work satisfactory.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
To The Worm That Turned

We wept tears of sorrow when we learned
And in our anguish loud we cried:
point out the villain who so lied!"
When in our boyish, youthful games
We called you various pet names
Such as Splinter" and "Spider" and "Syc-
anore Tall"
And Legs" and Pants" and "old Bean
And "Pumpkin Vine" and skinny" too;
You took it as boys have to do.
You simply overlooked it all;
(You were so generously tal1.)
But things have changed in manv ways
Since those happy, youthful days,
And names that in boyiSh sports began
Are not BETTING to the man.
Show US the man who so 1atelv said
That you are naught but legs and head,
And we will put head on him
Well point out to him the broad expanse
Between your necktie and your pants.
A space that's large enough to hold
A heart that's worth it's weight in gold
And lungs and liver, and stomach, too
Which always have proved staunch and
true.
Cheer up, dear friend, for don't you know
He's just some one who envies you;
Some pocket-edition with sawed-oH legs
And stomach so large they look like pegs.
Then thank the fates that made you slim
And never again give thought to him
SINCERELY YOUR FRIEND.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
WE HAVE A FRIEND
An Unknown Bard Comes to Our Res
cue. Evidently a Friend of Our
Youth. Thanks! Shake!

An anonymous letter was received
through the mail to the Journal
name and address unknown. While
We usually demand the name of the
author before publication, we are
going to make an exception in
this instance as we consider it a
literary gem:
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
A Fine Concert

Don't fail to attend the Concert
given by the Treble Clef Club in the
Christian Church, Friday night,
June 23rd.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
Ball Game

The Extra bali team played Elk
Horns team on the latter's grounds
Sunday, resulting in score OF IL
to II in Elkhorn's favor.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1911-06-22
START NEW PAPER
Wiota Record To Start June 18th.
Prof. Cornell OF Wi0ta Schools
Is Editor And Publisher

Prot. X. j. Cornell of Wiota was in
the city today on his way home after
spending week in ike Office of the
Trsynor Record atTreynor, Iowa, get
ting an insight into the printing busi-
ness in preparation for launching the
Wiota Record, new weekly newspa-
per he will publish at Wiota, the initial
issue of which is to appear on the 29th
of the month. The paper is to be five
columns, eight pages, with four pages
home print and four ready print.
Prof. Cornell has the push and vim
to make it go and his first progressive
move was the purchase of an entire
new plant of the Great Western Type
Foundry at Omaha, which plant is
now on the way to Wiota. The Trey
nor Record says of him and his ven
ture:
BREAKING HIM In
.'Prof. r. ]. Cornell of Wiota is visi-
ting at the Record home this week and
is assimilating a few tips on the ups
and downs of the newspaper business.
He is to be the publisher of the new
Wiota Record and came down to
visit US SO es to get accustomed to
working on half rations. We have al
ready relieved him of all his money so
that he will get so he will like that
broke feeling that pcrvades the atmos:
phere wherever newspaper man goes
Cornell does not smoke or swear but
he is practicing evening OH our old two
cylinder twenty horse power pipe and
he has promise of making good at it.
Next week we are going to let him
drop colum of newspaper just before
going to press and if he does not swear
then we are going to polish up his edu.
cation wit h half a brick, for he will
never amount to a whoop in the news
paper business without command of 2
languages-English and profane. We
are going to take him to Omaha to.
morrow a nd let tho ready print trust
and type trust geta whack at what is
left of him aud when they get through
with him he will be ready to swear
that Jesse James was gentleman and
that burglars and highwaymen are the
most polite people in the world as COM
pared to the men that get the most of
what the newspaper men earn.
Then he will be a real newspaper
man, competent to tell the farmers
where to he I'D in at and at what time
to test their seed corn. He will be
competent to tell them when and how
to vote and to do all other things ne
cessary to the intellectual advancement
of Wiota. Cornell is good man and
we prophecy that the Record III will
beas much of a household necessity as
its illustrious predecessor, whose
name modesty forbids our mentioning,
but which is published in this city, if
you have any doubts as to what paper
we mean. Atlantic News June 18th.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
The Travellers Club.

the Place de Ia Concorde-shared.
however, with the Automobile club
and a hotel.
The Travellers is installed In a bl.
jou palace that cost Napoleon III.
some 100000 francs. Situated in
the best part OF the Avenue des
Champs Elysees, It's interior decora.
tons render it unique even among
tho noble buildings Of Paris During
the last brilliant years Of tho second
empire it was the home OF the meteor.
&c Marquis le Paiva-whose SOU
vcnir imparts a piquant flavor TO tho
reyerie Of club members.
The fabulous silver Bathroom OF Te
Taiva, with IT'S onyx httugs, ruby
decorations and Oriental mirrors, still
cxists--for good Americans 10 reflect
on the vanity Of pOmp and self-indul-
yence. Ise Paiya died IN Sile8ia in
1884, her last ten years having been
spent in piety and charity.
She was a Russian beauty OF the
humblest origin. Her husband was a
little tailor. lie disappeared. She
came 70 Paris 10 seek work and turned
out 20 be musical. Introduced 10 the
literary and artistic set by the mu-
glcian Henri Hery, she fascinated Ma
pOleon the Third. A Spanish noble
man, the Marquis le Paiya, married
her-at Napoleon's requcst-to give
ber respectability. She lived with
tho marquis In this palace gloriously-
until one day, the marquis gave a
great dinner party, and at dessert
blew his brains out. Which gave him
back respectability. Later she fed
Paris. under suspicion as a Russian
spy, leaving all her treasures behind
to end her life I'm peace and
charity. She married Blsmarck's
cousin, the Count de Donnesmarck
first governor Of Alsace Lorraine
There was a woman.
Now her Paris palace, unique for It's
heavy splendor. "a this club house. Ar
scne Houssaye, in his Confessions"
tells how the reputation OF It's marvela
fred French imaginations Of his day
The famous architect, Pierre Man.
quin, called IN the leading artists Of
the second empire % execute his
plans. Paul Baudry. De Launay and
Carrier decorated It's salons. Bel
ieuse sculptured It's marbles and paint
ed it's allegorical figures. There are
panels Of wood carving that took six
years 10 execute. In all ten years
we're occupied. The kitchens in the
basement extend under the entire
building. Dinners OF 10 covers have
been cooked in them without straiEing
their resources
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
Weani1g of Easter
BY EVANGELWE BOOTH

with the divine dress of the radiant
springtide. Natures book OF purling
brook, birdling's carol, hum OF bee,
heavenly tint of bud and blossom and
the myriad voices Of fen and forest
that tell OF springtide's rejuvenation
is one 10 be studied by all men, and
can only lead 10 one source-the God
OF nature himself 1t is a living
Christ We worship and serve. He con.
quered death and hell-for himself
and for us; conquered them for this
world as well as the next. The forces
Of evil need not have dominion over
us. If We will come 10 him In peni.
tence and submission he will infuse
his divine life into our very being and
make life a new thing to us. II is
not a theory but fact that the as
cended Christ will so change the ma
ture as TO enable the individual to re-
gard life from an altogether new view
point and realize that indeed, regard.
less of the pains and imperfecuons
that beset us all, a spiritual time Of
the singing OF birds" has come.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
MECCA FOR LONELY
Rich Tourists Have Unique Club
in Paris.
Fabulous Travellers Club Where Rich
Americans May Meet Desirable"
French. and Avoid undesirable"
Americans at Paiva Palace.

raris.-When very rich and promt
nent Americans like J. Pierpont Nor
gan, w. X. Vanderbilt, Jr., Frank
Gould. Pierre Lorillard- Reynolds, JEFF
ferson de Mont Thompson-and 9th
ers too numerous 10 mention-arrive
in Paris Il is with two natural social
requirements: 60 meet desirable
French and avoid undesirable Ameri
cans.
A unique Paris club. the Travellers,
aids them in both ambitions. Nor does
IL prevent them, in spare moments,
meeting and avoiding each other
We all do II. All Americans OF
Paris. except simple tourists, are un
der a strain OF meeting and avoiding
II might seem snobbish were the cause
less painful; Paris is so lonely foI
Americans.
Hundreds OF all kinds OF depressed
fellow countrymen approach us IN
cafes or public squares and plead;
DO let me hear you talk; I'm dying
for the sound OF the dear home
tongue!" The craving is SO genuine
and the thing has been done SO often
that we all avoid a little.
Otherwise we would be loaded uI
with bores and helpless parties. bat
tenirg on us for amusement and SO
ciety. And so II is exactly with Mr.
Sharpless OF Philadelphia, Mr.. Macy
of New York, Mr.. Keep OF Chicago
Mr.. Lambert of ST. Louis, and all the
other American members of the Trav
elers' club. Only more so.
Ii Is unique club in Paris. II is
not English, French or American, but
all three in one. Americans above
the tourist class cannot get on alone
/ In Paris.
1t is, by far. the most magniflcenuy
! housed club in Paris. The Jockey
club is situated above the Grand cafe
The Union Artistique has valuable
grounds OF the Champs Eylsses; but
It's building is ramshackle. The Club
of the Rue Royale has slice Of Ga
triels noble old columned palace on
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
You Never Can Tell.

A certain 'cellist was once snow
bound for three hours at small rail
road station. He unpacked his cello
and played his dozen fellow sufferers
request program with the result that
one OF them took him 10 Europe for a
year. You never can tell as you bear
your precious fiddle-caso through the
streets what magic easement may not
open on the foam (of steins), and
what fairy hand may not beckon you
within to do the one thing neodful 10
opus ilfty-nine, or draw a valiant DO !.
I'm the battle OF Schumann quintet
Robert II. Schaufler. in the Atlantic.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD &
Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail TO
write Professor Munyon. Your communi-
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had a personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour. they do
not gripe, they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach in way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer p.e.
When this pipe becomes clogged the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
eilment can expect TO have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. IL
/ had my way would prohibit the sale
of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach,
setting up serious forms of indigestion,
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead OF impoverish
It; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calomel, no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing As pills,
25 cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD b
jefferson SITS. Philadelphia.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
~ LIFE'S FRUITION -


government Is good becomes as moth.
ing in the face OF the certainty OF an.
other life and the chance OF an Inn.
mortal evolution.
Blossoms may seem 10 fade here,
but they will come to fruitage I'm tho
other life. Ideals may seem 10 be
shattered here, but they will reappear
hereafter. aglow with new splendor
Every dream, every hope, every pur-
pose-all shall find realization at last.
Every shadow shall grow light; all
loneliness shall find a presence that
shall be company and JOY The bud
which is now nipped by the frost shall
yet bloom in beauty and sweetness.
The fruit which does not get ripe IN
this climate shall yet ripen under tho
summer skies Of immortality.
Somewhere, sometime, somehow, we
shall all attain to all that God ever
gives US Of sweet and true and beau.
tiful.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
JUST FEMINIST THE HILL"
Little Pointer for Those Who Feel q
Desire to Seek the State Of
Matrimony.

The state of Matrimony is one Of
the United States. 1t is bounded by
kissing and hugging on one side and
cradles and babies on the other. It's
chief products are population, broom
sticks and staying out at night. 1t
was discovered by Adam and Eve
while trying to find a Northwest pas
sage out of Paradise. The climate is
sultry until you pass the tropics Of
housekeeping. when squally weather
commonly sets in with such power as
to keep all hands as cool as cucum-
bers For the principal roads leading
to this interesting state, consult the
first pair Of blue eyes you SEEK.
change.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

poorest, the commonest, the most re-
stricted sort of an existence possible,
has received a gift past all computa-
lion, beyond all imaginable value
The mysterious gift of life
He mas before him all that eternity
means to a child Of the infinite God;
and this infinite God is under infinite
responsibility to do all He can to
make this mysterious gift OF life to
His child an unspeakable blessing.
The magnificent fact of another life
sets a rainbow Of hope against all the
adverse conditions Of this life The
question as to whether or not Gods
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
"SPohN,S."

This il the name Of the greatest Of oil
remedies for Distcmper. Pink Eye. IIeavcs.
and the like among all ages of horses Sold
by Druggists. Harness Makers. or send TO
the manufacturers. $50 and 81 90 a bottle.
Agents wanted Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co. Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen. Ind.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
VanarIes Of Finance.

'I understand you have paid the
mortgage off your place"
Yep" replied Farmer Corntossel.
"Then why do you complain Of hard
times?"
"All the neighbors have done the
same thing. That leaves me with
money on my hands that nobody
wants to borrow"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
Not RESPONSIBLE,

Teacher-You are late every morn
ing.
Pupil-Wen It isn't my fault that
you didn't, build your blamed old
school house nearer my home.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

hsM>zH tial character as TO carry
with 1t salvation for both
worlds. The Christ-man in
ineffable tenderness spreads his nail.
pierced hand in blessing upon
the heads and hearts OF all
who desire It. knd who does
not desire It In this fevered,
hustling, bustling, crowding, crushing
twentieth century? Whose touch is so
cooling and tender as his? Whose love
Is so strong and available? Whose
balm so healing? Whose pity so real?
Whose support so constant? Whose
character SO unchangeable?
To me 1t is a beautiful thing that
the anniversary Of the Saviour's resur-
rection occurs at that wonderful pc
riod Of the year when nature works
her annual miracle of bringing life out
of death, of regenerating the long,
dark night of winter and crowning it
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
Please Read These Two Letters.
HERE Is HER OWN STATEMENT.

Paw Paw, Mich. .-"Two years ago 7 suffered
very severely with dsplaccmcnt-I could not
be on my feet for long time. My physician
treated me for several months without much re-
lief and at last sent me To Ann ArbOr for an Op-
Grafton. 4 was there four weeks and came home
worse than before. My mother adj
yisCd me to try Lydia A.. pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and did. To-day L am well and
strong and do all my own hOusewOrs. owe my
health TO Lydia T.. Pinllham's Vegetable Conn
pound and advise every woman who Is afflicted
with any female complaint To try It," - Mrs.
Oryillc Rock, X. *. No. ., Paw Paw, Mich.
aTbora povor vvag n yUoree caca
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

Garfield Tea assists ovcrworllcd digestive
organs, corrects constipation, clcanses tho
system and rds the blood of impurities.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

HIS life is as a highway
leading out into the citizen
ship OF immortality. Any
human being III o b a 8
placed his feet upon this
royal highway of life, even
though his existence be the
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
indication OF Wlsdom

why do they call the owl the bird
OF wisdom?"
1t stays out all night and doesn't
tell what it sees or does. Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

Why quarrel over religions when all
men agree--all men. that is, at the
same grade OF intellect2
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

Take Garfield Tea in the spring 20 purify
tho blood and cleanse the system.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

A pleasant smile and n sweet voice
are great helps on life's journey
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS
A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

in New York City. Best features of coun-
Try and city life Out-of-door sports on
school park of IS acres near the Hudson
River. Academic Course Primary Class to
Graduation. Upper class for Advanced
Special Students. Music and Art. Write
for catalogue and terms.
aAs saac snd Mss whba Rhtrds henuc near l5ld ST. ws
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14
clhe

ASTER ought 10 mean for
New York the birth Of a
new hope OF such a poten-
tial character as TO carry
with 1t salvation for both
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

For 30 years Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice to
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands Of cures to its credit.
The testimonials which are constantly being
published in the Pinkham advertisements are
guaranteed to DO absolutely genuine, honest,
and given without reward i'm any way whatever.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-04-14

ROckport, Tnd.-"There Of womans
ills mine, and cannot begin tell what suffered
able anything. In bed
month and the doctor said nothing but operation would
Lydia E Pnkham's Vegetable
him took It, and improved wonder
ride horseback take rides and
i'll effects from it only ask other suffering
before submitting TO OpcraOn Mrs. Margaret Meredith,
*. Il. ID. No. =, ROckpOrt, Ind
We will pay handsome reward TO who will to
that these letters not genuine and truhOr that either OF
these paid their testimonials that tho
letters published without their permission or that the original
letter from each did not u entirely unsolicited