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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
DAVE ALrIzER, REDS VETERAN sHoRTsToP.

DAVE ALT1ZER REDS VETERAN SaORISIOP.
shortstop and pitchers. But Clark
Griffith believes that the shortstop
problem is solved. He thinks the in
field gap has been filled to a nicely by
Davy .AltiZer. This season still is
young. but to Griffith Altizer looks
like the man for the place.
Since the start of the campaign AL
tier has been playing Il great game.
Cincinnati fans are marveling at his
fielding stunts. and he is doing some
fine work With the stick. This is AL.
tiers third trial in the big leagues
He has played with Washington, Chi
cage and Cleveland. Last season he
was with the Minneapolis team in the
/ American association, where he played
a wonderful game.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

Lathers May Be Tigers Initial Sacker.
Chick Lathers may get she first base
job with the Detroit Tigers. Manager
Jennings plans to have both a right
and left hand hitting first baseman.
He may use Gainor or Ness when a
southpaw is pitching and Lathers
against the dexter fingers.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
Cobb Has Own Idea of Training.

Cobb Has Own Idea of Training.
Ty Cobb has a system all his own
for training purposes. During the early
weeks of training the speed demon
wore a pair Of heavy shoes. This NJ
tarded his speed On the paths. and the
idea was prevalent that Ty was losing
his feetness of foot. Then one day Tv
put on a pair Of light shoes and o."
loose on the bases.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
HIS GRAVE IS MARKED.

After Ages of Neglect Memorial Stone
Was Placed Above St. Patrick.
After ages of neglect the traditional
resting place of st. Patrick, Ireland's
patron saint, in the cathedral grave
yard at Downpatrich, Ireland, was
covered with a memorial stone in 1901.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

Any skin itching is I temper tester.
The more you scratch the worse it
itches. Doan'S Ointment cure piles
eczema-any skin itching. At all drug
stores.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

conresteG on jury 4. Otner unusp
are Sept. 4 and IL. The three regattas
will be rowed on the Charles river.
The American Rowing association will
open the season with q regatta on the
Schuylkill on May p.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
covaleski Chased to Minors.

John COvaleski. brother of the re-
nowned Harry the Giant Killer" has
been sold by the ST. Louis Americans
to the Montreal team. Manager Wal
lace had no place for him in the out
field.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

Whooping cough is not dangerouswhen
the cough is kept loose and ex%pectoratien
easy by giving Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. 1t has been used in many
epidemlcs of this disease with perfect
success. For sale by H. E. Close.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
The Feminine Barometer.

The late Francis Cation was in the
habit Of writing scientific papers for
various societies, but as he was *
tremely deaf be usually got a friend
to read them for him While he himself
sat among the audience. But he al
ways knew whether his paper was a
success by watching the demeanor of
the ladies present. We would explain
that when ladies are interested they
fidget about twice in five minutes. but
when they are not interested they
fidget twice a minute. Thus he always
knew whether his audience was enter.
tanned or acknowledgements.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

Star Pitchers Scarce In Old Days.
I'm the old days teams had n star
pitcher; now they have one on the
slab every day." argues Hugh Jen-
nings.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

Remembered Material Things.
Uncle Rastus, should potatoes be
planted in the dark of the moon?"
II dun forgets. but that is the time
to steal watermelOns."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

Guessed 1t the First Time.
John and l are thinking of taking
a trip next month"
Dear me! l didn't know you had a
new suit"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
So Sympathetic.

"She cries every time her husband
has toothache."
How foolish!"
"Oh, I don't know"
Don't you think it foolish"
1T is mighty trying. You see. I
know her husband"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
you the ianitor?"

Dyspepsia is our national ailment
Buruock Blood Bitters is the national
cure for it. 1t strengthens stomach
membranes, promotes flow of digestive
juices, purifies the blood, builds you up
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
HITCHCOCK 70 WE'D 2
Only Bachelor In Taft's Cabinet Re-
ported Engaged to Miss Switzerland.

ported Engaged to Mise SoutheFEand.
Announcement of the engagement of
Miss Mary Switzerland, daughter Of
Admiral and Mrs. Switzerland. and
Frank Hitchcock. postmaster general.
is expected to be made soon. Mr..
Hitchcock is the only bachelor in Pres
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

The Worlds :
Largest.
Locomotive :
HAT is said to be

LAT is said to be
the largest rail-
way locomotive
in the world is
nearly completed
in the Topeka
shops of the At
Gibson, Topeka
and Santa Fee
Railw q COM
pany. It is an
a%rticulated NAL
let compound en-
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

A specific for pain-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil, strongest, cheapest lini.
ment ever devised. A household
remedy in America for IS years.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22
At Safe Distance,

I'd like to be a mile away
And using still my legs
When there's a corner to be smashed
In ancient storage eggs.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1911-06-22

ALDERMEN.
F;rst ard..... Morris Orion. j.. BOYD
Second Ward..:.....J. j. Mahoney R. 7. Burke
Third Ward.......A Harrington, Chas. Haush
SCHOOL BOARD.
Members of Board of Education- John
Mahon Chas. Hunter, w. B. Dickson = D.
Fox, j. j. Mahoney. nu,a
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
As the Fan Looks to tho Umpire.

through the middle of the plate. Say, you ought to have seen him hit 1t. He hit it almost into the gulf. clear over the left field fence, sent home g run ahead of him and beat us out Of the game. was sore. I turned to the umpire and said. That goes to show what 8 blink blank. blankety blink blank rotten. yellow dos of a home umpire can do. And just for that be smashed me right in the nose Then the crowd mobbed me and the police arrested me-snd they kept me in Jail, fined me, and I was lucky to es- cape going to the turpentine camps.
 'sut what did you do to him7" I persisted
 "Me-oh. nothing. Just bi, his ear oR"
 Nagging umPires often gets to be a fine art. It requires an artist 10 get away with it. One of the reasons that the crowd always thinks the umpire is exceeding his authority when he chGses an offending player of the field is that the player who really h1rts the umpire's feeling is the nag ger, who seldom does anything that srr7rpts to much but keeps at it For instance. many spectators have criti- c'se1 E'cm Eor ba1!sb.rg Johnny Ey- CTS of the Cubs often. many times seemingly without cause. Evers sell dom even speaks to Klem. yet Klem has put him cut Of games oftener than aF other uuTiras combined. The chief reason is this; Once Klem made Q bet with Fvers He bet EVers five dollars that he (Evers) was afraid to call oa the president or the league. Evers accepted the wager and was waiting at the office when the pyesi- tpnt arrived he nexe morning and spent a couple Of hours with him He claimed the wager. K1em did not pay
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25

from the smoke. let us arrange little championship series for the hly-white boxers.
 Langford Discredited.
 Sam Langford has undoubtedly lost in favor by backing out of the match with Joe Jeanette in Paris. claiming there was not enough coin to justify the bout. Johnson is probably right in expressing an unwillingness to meet Langford has been calling for fight not speedy enough to make a fight Langford has ben calling for a fight with the champion, but if he is sin cere the best way to prove it is to take on Joe Jeanette, whom Johnosn declares is a more dangerous man than LanEford Y I.angford can dem onstrate his superiority over Jean nette. he can then talk Johnson. John son vs. Langford would draw well or gate receipts. whether the bout were put on here or abroad.
 Tommy Murphy's coming bout with Paokey Mcfarland June so at Milwau- kee has not created-Ss much comment as expected. probably for the reason that Murphy was disposed of SO promptly by Knockout Brown
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
UNPIRE'S GAY LIFE
ARBITRATOR IN HUSH LEAGUE" HAS REAL JOYOUS
 TIME.
WAYS OF SOUTHERN JUSTICE
Pitcher Reagsn's Run-ln WiSl the Umpire Almost Lands Him in Turpentine Camp-Nagaing cf uu- pirss Is a Fin. Art.
sy HUGH s. FULLERTON.

Amongst the gayest Of gay lives is that of the bush league umpire This is tale Of the joys of an um. pire's existence. and of the ways oi southern justice
 There is a pitcher, Reagan. well call him, who now is ln another league. He is Q spithaU pitcher and a little tight bundle of nerve and cour. age. with temper that fits the Req. san exactly.
 A season or so ago he was pitching for Mobile A lev days ago met him, and back somewhere in thse dim recesses of memory was the recolec- ton that he had had some trouble down south
 What was that row you had?" I asked
 Say, he said, wasn't that the raw est deal fellow ever got?"
 T don't remember just what 1t was. 20
 Why, do you know, they threw me into jail down there. kept me in Jail eight days. fined me S125 and were going to send me to the turpeBtine camps"
 His voice Quivered with indignation.
 What did you dor
 Me? Nothing at all Them south
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
" COBB GREATEST
 PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Take Ty Cobb from the Detroit team and it would have a hard time finishing in the first division, says the Washington Star, and this IS not renecung ID the least on the other members of that very good ball team. But where in the history of baseball has there ever been a ball player 10 compare with Cobb? There have been others to show flashes. others ~bo were brilliant. in spots, but Cobb is the only one who is sensational every day and does more 10 win ball games for his team than any three other in- dividuals on 1t. You may depise him because he is always making the oth- CT fellows look foolish; you may charge him with being inflated over his success or what not, but you can't get around the fact that his eauai CD the hall field has never been seen.
 There have been other ball players, there are some today. but compare them. day in and day out. with Cobb, and they are not in the same class. What is most remarkable about the lad from Georgia is his untiring az gressiyeness. There is never an Idle moment in @ ball game for Coti.. He does not stop 10 rest on his Iurels nor slow down because a game Is wru or lost, but he IS always in the game from head 10 foot
 Cobb is supposed to be playing in the highest class of baseball and vet it is but seldom That he does nor stow his superiority over his opponents And they realize his prowcss, too. for no sooner Is he on the bases than The oEpssition is on 9 tension. He no soon CT faces the pitcher than that worthy concludes that he is facing a master al the game Cobb helps his team as much by the fear he creates among the opposing team as he does by his | actual sensational performance.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
BASEBALL BEYOND
 GRASP 0F WOMEN

Are you a fan" dear sister? asks Julia Murdock in a Washington Paper.
 Do you so out to the hal game and root and root, and delnde vuurEelf with the idea that even If YOU uo not understand the game you are put ting up a mighty good front. and making you broSer or your sweet. heart or your husband believe that you know all about it? Have you faith that some day the wonders of the game will stand revealed to yaug
 Well, then. forget iti Ire game with all its complications, win never be understood by the average won, an.
 Walter Johnson,' Washington. star pitcher. says so-and he is the second one this season Not a ntUnih ago Jim McAleer, manager of the Washington baseball team, said the same thing.
 Neither Of these gentlemen pretend tO explain the reason for Tha seems Co them 10 be a most remarkable state of affairs They just say it with "a helpless shruE Of their shoulders and let # go at that
 fBut I've got a little sister. 70 years old, who can tell you ai sr0Di the game" said Johnson the e. heI day. as he twirled his soft grey feli round and round ln those hardz that can pitch hal better tbsn any other pitcher in the American league ''The others-the women and girls who go out to the hail eSrne day after day and watch i'--tney all think they understand #. nut they don't
 Woman Sport Eeito-.
 "But haw about the woman who is sport-ag editor on rsD-c put 'E Colorado? she understands it; she must, or she wouldn't be w-is;ng ahout it."
 Well, she's one in 9 mi'lion--the others go to the game for the noise and the novelty and to look at eaen others hats"
 And there you are.
 If you are cherising any deiusions tear them un into little 'bits of pieces and scatter them where the wiad can blow them away: stick to your sf.dgo; perhaps you can master thaf--but never the techuioue of the great American game.
 The only way iD which you can ever hope to partipate even in the slieht' . est degree in the perpetuatiou of this most remarkable and long lived Of all sports is to be nice, well behaved wife. and not srimb'e when the steak 1 grows tough and the notatOes become soggy and the biscuits cool et the oven door. while hubby. wild eyed and red | faced. sits out upon the bleachers and yeIls -Take him outi" Wow-ne I missed that one a block" or similai 1 exnIerives while some one whangs ths i ball about the field.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25

erners are down on a northern fellow If it hadn't been that the old judge went away on his vacation and a young one took his place, I'd have been sent to the turpentlne camp sure. to work a year"
 But what did you Go?"
 Me? Nothin'. Just had a little ruD-in with the umpire Then they dragged me oaf~ the field, tried to mob me. and threw me into jail"
 His voice Quivered again.
 But what did you do? They couldn't do that for nothing"
 Say. you don't know them south erners. They'll do anything if they get sore on @ northerner"
 Tell me about t" l said. coaxingly.
 Well, it was this way. We were playing GulfpoTt. and I had them beaten to S in the ninth inning. There were two out and a man On first base and two strikes on the bat ter, so 1t looked as if the game was as good as over. That batter couldn t hit SIS against my spitbalI. and he knew it. I broke a spit ball right through the center Of the plate, right across his belt the most perfect strike you ever saw. and that ham of an umpire called it a ball
 T didn't say much to him l just told him be was a blank blank. blink ety blank robber. and let it go at that. I'd pitched that fellow four spit balls, so I pretended ] was going to pitch another. and then shot a fast one right
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25

promptly. so Tor weeks every time Kiem looked at him, Eyers held I'D five fingers and, looked the other way. He kept this up until Klem paid. Then he carried the fiye-dollsr bill fin his uniform and waved 1t at the umpire every chance he got. Finally that wore out and Evers began tO look at Tinker every time Klem came onto the field and at the same time re rubbed his thrOst with strong down ward motions. insinuating that Kem's heart was coming into his mouth.
 And yet they wonder that umpires get mad
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
$3.5O Recipe For Weak Kidneys, Free
Relieves Urinary and Kidney Troubles, Backache, Str4ining,
 Swelling, Etc.
Stops Pain in the Bladder.
 Kidneys and Back.

Wouldn't 1t be nice within a week or % r, begin 10 Ray goodbye forever to the sczldizs dTlohlfrg, st-1s-i-S, c- too frequent Esss....s of uriDe5 the forehead and the bsck-of- tho head aches; the stitches and pains sr fnr back; the growing muscle weakness; ypots before the eyess yellow skin, sluggish bcuSea-, swollen eyelids or ankles; leg cramps; rr- natural short breatbs sleeplessness and the Gesponcency3
 have a recipe for these troubles that yon can depend on, and # you want to make a qIieA< Eee0Very, you ought to-write and Fee1 Q copy or l. Many a doctor would charge yuu $50 Inst for writing this prescription. buI have lt sud will be glad to send it to yon entirely free. Just drop mo liDe like ffir Dr. A. E- Robinson, k-2OZ2 Luck Building Detroit Mich, and will send it by return, mall in plain envelope As you Will see Nhes you get 1t, this recipe contains oniy rs1zs. harmless remedies, bat it has great healing and pssin-conquering poWeE-
 It Wll quickly show its power once y51u zaB #, go think you bsd better see what it b without delay. wlii send you . copy frr9- Sosl can 1se # and cure yourself q Es1z
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
LOCATION OF SUCKER.

A faker passed through a small town selling pumps, which he claimed would force water without any pipe. A native bought one and sweated at the handle, but no water appeared. He asked for an explana- ton
 Why" said the faker. ss he drove on, @the sucker is at the wrong end of the pump. ."-Metropolitan.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
BASEBALL NOTES

The Pittsburg club has signed Pitch Vermont team.
 Johnny Kling, the forrSc' CEh with Boston. has, heea lpDo'ntrd rar tain Of the Rustlers.
 The Western asstgis.'on has mp. Poor attendanc< over tae t--rtT touched of the fuse,
 President Charley S0rers cf tH Cleveland clpb will send his rr o0- fielder, Joe Jackson. to ccEa~e fall
 Connie Mack has recalled t1e CTS on Left Russell ana wiH dVe rr former Eastern leaGue si1r chance.
 The Chicago White eoy hove 7a more games postponed on acoouuf rain this eer-on than any e- - for 1eecna club
 With Ford. Vaughn. Fisher, 0pin4 and Warhon deEverfne the goods flr New York Yankees pitching srsf S a bard coordination 70 bat
 While playing in PittsbUre recent v. Fob Coulson of the Brooklyn Ieam waa presented with a gold watch hf a delegation of citizens from Donora Pa.
 Three national league catrheg's. Bresnahan of St Touis. and Archer and Needham Of Chicago. were all born in Ireland and on the same date, June IA.
 Ty Cobb is not bunting as much this season ss he did in former years. The Georgia Peach" is hitting them out and cansiag a lot of work for the gardeners.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25

was anxious to deliver the safe drive. He played the pitcher out 10 the limit. and with two strikes and three balls called, he sighted down the groove ready to spank the bau squarely be- tween the seams. He saw the ball shoot Eve inches avsy from the cor ner of the plate. let it go and started to trot to first base. Imagine his sur prise when Hurst said. Strike three you're out"
 Dougherty was mad all the way through. He picked up his bat and re- marked:
 Hurst you're blank blank crook and a thief"
 20 you think that of me. Patrick Henry?' asked Hurst. in his suavest tones.
 Yes, you blink blank blankety olanked robber, do." spluttered DoDgherty, wild with rage.
 TT l were you, Patrick Henry" re- marked Hurst, in his softest and silk fest tones. T wouldn't associate with persons of that character. Git on off the ball field"
 And Dongherty went to the club house grinning
 Copyright. 1sil- by JcsspA B. BSxiss.)
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
Doctors Said Re Would Die.
A Friends AdVes Ssrs Life

wish to speak of the wonderful cure that I have received from your noted Swamp-Roo the great kidney and blad- der cure. Last summer 4 was taken with severe pains in my back and sides could not breathe without difficulty and was nearly wild with the desire to urinate. Was compelled to do so every ten minutes with passage of pure blood with the urine. l tried all the different doctors from far and near, but they said it was no use 10 doctor as l would die anyway {. was at the end of my rope and was so miserable with pain and the thought that I mast die that words cannot tell how felt. One day a friend told me of the wonderful help she had received from Dr. Eilmer's Swamp Root She gave me one of your pamph- lets which read and determined to try Swamp Root. After taking half bottle felt better. Have now taken ten bottles and am well as l ever was, thanks to Swamp Root I wish to tell ah suffering people that have kidney, liver or biadder trouble, that Dr. Kiimsr's Swamp Root IS the best medicine on the market ] All persons doubting this statement can write to me and will answer them directly.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25

Patrick Henry DOugherty of the White Sox is such a quiet and undem- onsuatiTe ball player that most of the fans imagine he is indifferent as to the result of games. The fact is that it hurts him as much as anyone to lose He seldom kicks, but once he made a kick at Tim Hurst-whereby hangs this tale.
 Patrick Henry was at bat late in the game, when a hit meant a lot, and he
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
r. asrish Pain. Smell.

The smell of paint may be taken away by closing up the room and set ting iD the center of 1t a pan of light cd charcoal on which nave been thrown some juniper berries Leave this ia the room for day and night when the smell of paint will be soDe.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
Yours very truly,

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 Send to Dr. Eilmer g. Co.,, Bing ham ton, " Y, for a sample 3ctie, 1t will convince anyone. Eon will also receive a booklet c valuable Iuf1rnation telling -alI e5ou- 1il.-eys and hlaa1er When MriLng be sure and mention this paper Regular fifty cents and one dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-06-25
Litsio Hot Biscuits.

Make tiny biscuits with small round douehnut curter Bake in a quick oven and make into sandwiches --hot-flling with lettuce and slices of cold boiled egg dipped in French dressing or mayonnaise- Butter the biscuit first Serve several to each guest on a bread and butter plate.
The Tupelo journal., 1911-05-05

The Fortdightly Matinee Cub was
most delightfully."- entertained Tuesday
afternoon, May 2. BY Mrs. s. B. Kinds.
Mrs. H.nds received her guests in
her usual cordial manner. and was as
sisted by Mrs. Clay McNutt.
The roll was called. the minutes read
and approved. and no business coming
before the club, the program for the
afternoon followed.
The out of town guests present were,
Mrs. w. G. Kinds. Guntown; Mrs. Ross,
Grenada; Mrs. B. M. Weaver, St
Louis.
1t was a pleasure to see some Of our
members back in their places, who had
been absent so long on account Of iii
/ ealth.
The program. Interpreted with piano
selections rendered by Misses Bessie
Allen and Hoyte Raymond, was highly
pleasing indeed, and we are always
glad to have these gifted young musi-
clans with us. y
Program-Suhject. Whom We De-
light to Honor"
Paper, James Line Allen, The
Man,"-Mrs. v. C. Kincannon.
Poem, Over the Hills to Georgy."
Mrs. Clifton.
Paper. The Conquest of Pain"
Mrs. Reeves.
Vocal Solo, IA Wearying for YOU"
Mrs. Geo. Mitchell.
Paper, Historic Landmarks. Mrs.
Wright.
Reading, "Alice Heagan Rice
Mrs. Weaver.
Conversation, Gsorgia's Hall of Fame.
Refreshments of the most tempting
varieties were served. The next meet
ing will be with Mrs. Mrs. F. l.. Kin
cannon, May 10. xxx