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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
VICTIMS OF FASHION.

Lady in Hobble-Why, hello,
Mary. How are you?
Lady in Hat-Oh, Pm out Of
sight. How are you?
Hobble-Well, l can't kick
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
WHAT SHE DROVE.

"And what do you driver" asked
the woman who came TO the party in
an electric runabout.
Nothing but my husband" an
swered the other lady.-Detroit Free
Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02

Bronson-Going to the city to
hear the election returns.
Woodson-You bet.
Bronson-What excuse will you
make to your wife when you get
home in the morning?
Woodson-I won't make any.
Bronson-Eh?
Woodson-She always insists on
going with me.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
ITS HAVOC.

Love certainly does play havoc
with a mans anatomy"
SIN what way?"
at makes him lose his head, give
away his hand and often breaks his
heart"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-11-02
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Time Card No. ia
Effective Sunday April 80, 1911.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH

Effective Sunday April 30, 1911.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH
10. &C. &N 0. Lin. ll:E6 . o.
sc. 6l-St. L. Express 5.35 o
No. 95.-Dixie Flyer, 9:3l 70
No. 55-Hopkinsville Ac. 7:05 a d,
No. 53-St. L. Fast Mail 5:33 a, n
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
No. &C. & St. L. Linn, 5:25 a.
No. 62-St. LOUIS Express, 9:53A
No. 94.-Dixie Flyer, 6;17 .. Il
No. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. 8:55 u. y
No. 54--St. l.. Fast Mail, 1920 .. 10
Nos. 95 and 81 will make Nos. 90
and 9l's stops except "a will not stop
at Warrington and No. 95 will
not stop at Warrington or Empire
No. 81 and 81 connect az ST. Louis and 9th,
points west.
No. 81 connects az Guthrie Tor Memphs lin
points as far south as Erin and for LOUSY,
clAcinnAtl and the East.
No. 50 and IS make direct conn AZ Gut
RE for Louisville, Cincinnati and all point
oOrth and east thereof No. 50 and IS also con
nect for Memphis and way points.
os7 runs through 70 Chicago and viii 40
Try passengers 70 point South Of EVAnsviil,
lao carries through Slsopers 70 ST. Louis.
. No. % through sleepers TO Atlanta, Macon
jackson vile, ST. Augustine an Tampa, Fla
AlAo Pullman sleeDers 70 New Orleans. Con
aectS at Guthrie for points East and West
70 viii not carry oeAl passengers for potts Mort
kAshVtis Ter
&c. HOOE. Act.
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

Oscar D. Hyler. one OF the most ac-
tive candidates for delegate from Co
lumbia Union. learned the printers
trade at Dundee. n. Y. later becoming
ing Columbia Union just after his ar
rival The knights of Labor, then ac-
tive in his section, gave him his hrst
lessons in unionism. and. though but
youth. he was active and very useful
In that great movement. Here In WASH
tngton he has given much time and
high order of ability to the union cause
in general. and especially to the good
NJ columbia Union His services as
committeeman in No. 1O1 have been
long and varied. notably good work on
all being to his credit. He is at present
chairman of Columbia Unions finance
committee, and is also chairman OF the
chanel in which are employed the night
COPY editors in the Government Print
ing Office. During the two years or L.
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
WARNING TO PARENTS.

T, Is risky to feed raw milk and
cream to children or invalids un-
less you are sure that at the farm
which produces the milk the utmost
cleanliness is observed at all times,
particularly during milking; that
the employees are thoroughly heal
tbv and cleanly persons. that the
cows are free from diseases tnat
the water used for rinsing Is OF un-
doubted purity, and that the milk
"a quickly cooled and kept cold and
covered until delivered to you.
Raw milk often produces Tuber-
culosis. Scarlet Fever, also Ty-
phoid and other Intestinal dis-
eases.
We can guard against Infection
by properly pasteurizing milk or
by home pasteurization.
Properly pasteurizins milk (and
cream) by keeping 1t at 40 deg.
F. for twenty to thirty minutes
does not affect its nutritive value
nor its digestibility. Quick or COM
merciaI pasteurization. however. Is
unreliable.
YouLcan home pasteurize raw
milk by heating it to near boiling.
then cool, and keep cold and COW
cred until used.
Most indigestion in babies is
caused by milk too rich in cream.
secisiy for Prsssstau q Sickness.
&. DealIseR. sszstsu.
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

e. Parsons administration as presioent
of No. 1O1, he was a member OF the ous,
mess committee and when the nhai
work was being done which re-estap.
Iisbed the 81 scale in the Government
Printing once (under the PRESIDENCY
of the late Edwin c. Joneso Mr. hyler
rendered most valuable service. among
his many activities. he Is memoeI oi
Columbia GOD Athletic Association
heinn chairman of that associations
hoard Of auditors. There is hardly
,,an among ALI the unionists of the city
,wbo has given more time, brains, ana
money to pushing the union label than
NJ uvler. Capable, conscientious,
coura reous. and clean. with an expert
ence as an active unionist stretchins
over a quarter Of century, his friends
naturally regard him as an ideal canoi-
date, and believe great WISDOM Will W
shown in his election.
r,orer,an Harry s. Ziegler. Of thu
nroofroom. who has been Ill for the pas
ten days. expects to resume his dnties
| tomorrow.
! nav WAS taken up throughout the @
D n during the latter days Of the weel
and the total sum will average up wei
with former years. this being one OF TN
| charities to which every one contribute
with good will.
The number Of patent cases awaitin
Anal action in the Patent Once ID ap
| proaching the $1,000 mark again and tn
/ trademarks are also increasing mate
rally.
The recent death Of Thomas w. How
/ ard calls attention to the tact that u
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

the occasion of fathers death. Up to the
last he frequently spoke Of the friends
in the office with whom he had been
so long associated"
successful contestants for free aero
nIane ride to start from Benning To-
day.
william II. Anderson. temporary
sk;,led Iaborer in the document sectlon''
has been made a probationary.
William A. Ryeberg, well-Kno"h
bookbinder. and for many years promi-
nent in the local Bookbinders' unlon'
has been appointed to a position IN tne
Agricultural Department. He received
the hearty congratulations. of his many
friends at the union meeting on TSesday
last Mr.. Ryeberg was appointed from
MINNEAPOLIS, where he has been reslding
since leaving the G. P. o.. and where
he held the office of president OF the
Rookbinders' Union, Of that city.
Assistant Foreman H. c. Espey, ac-
COMMANDED by Mrs. Espey. left on Thurs
day for a two-weeks vacation at Atiah'io
| City.
Much complaint is made throughout tne
several divisions Of the office about the
drinking water, and it is to be hoped tne
6ltration plant will soon be put In proper
working order
William C. Connor. assistant foreman IL
the bindery, attended the funeral services
Of his former friend, Gen. M Emhe
JJrell, on Thursday.
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
Items, General and Personal,
Of Interest to G. y. O. TUI KET 5

Billy Dooley, insurgent chief Of the !!
Pressmen's Union, says he Is gong
down to Hale Springs to look at the con-
yention in June next, but not to trouble
anybody.
Quite a number of the staid and steady
employees of the G. P. o. had urgent
business that kept them away from the
office last Monday, but Reviser Con
Connor says he. took the kids to the
circus and enjoyed every minute Of it.
Pressman Charley Schultz has returned
from his trip to Detroit. where he was
called by the death of his father. a
pioneer of Wayne County. where he set
tied many years ago and reared a large
family, living to the ripe old age OF
eighty-three.
Cant. Jack Carr, the sage Of Jackson
alley, is greatly grieved these days over
the fact that all his good work In re-
forming the language Of the teamsters
and drivers and other habitues OF that
thoroughfare has had such little erect
on one member of the engineer force
| that he will explode whenever the Ma
| tionals lose a game.
Bookbinder Frank Meredith 10 planning
a change for the vacation OF himself and
| wife this summer, and instead OF going
to a water resort they will take to the
woods and lea1 the simple life IN the
northwest part Of Pennsylvania.
Reyiser w. F. p White resumed his
duties the first Of the week. after
three-weeks' spell of intermittent fever.
r. A. Hutchinson, Of the 1obroom, Is
an inmate Of Garfield Hospital. where
he recently underwent a successful oper-
alton, and is doing well.
Proofreader B. F. Mann was hurriedly
called to his home in Pennsylvania or
Wednesday last by the serious illness Of
his mother.
Continued Ill health has necessitatet
the resignation by Thomas A. Bynum o.
the secretaryship Of G. P. o. Council
| National Union, a position he has abl!
. filed for a number Of years, and to which
, he was recently elected without oppo
sition.
: Ed. Handiboe is receiving much favor
able newspaper mention for his work a
an umpire in the American Association
His work here last fall in the Printers
National League was first class, and h
Is ant TO officiate in the st. Louis tourna
ment next fall If his services can be Sc
cured.
3 Allen E. Cowles. Of the night proc
( force. will in a few days leave Washing
I ton with his family for prolonged va
cation on his brothers farm out in Wis
consin, in hope of regaining his healti
which overwork and study for the Pre-
e fession Of dentistry has rendered such
: step necessary. His many friends WI
hope for the best results from his va
cation. .-.....
y Mrs. Keyser, wife Of Harry D. Keyse
q the popular member of the bindery fort
t of the Library branch, Is making an e.
tended visit at the home Of her siste
hin Los Angeles. Cal, and Mr.. Keys
al expects to make the trip to the Goa
,e to Join her during the coming summer
al Red. Henke. of the electrical depar
In ment, is an enthusiastic and efficie
" worker for the good Of the unfprtunat
A. at the District jail. and promotes MAJ
entertainments for their benefit, the Ia
one being furnished by Henry Weber
I'd Rebew Orchestra
~ The annual contribution to the Gral
Army Of the Republic for Dscorati
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
KING PLANS VISIT.

Scryian Ruler to Journey 10
garian Capital.
Vienna, May 8. = The. VISIT OF hiae
Peter of Servia to the Emperor franoi'
Joseph will be paid in May. not howe'e'
in Vienna. but at Budapest. as the mon
arch will spend the greater part CT 'h''
month in the Hungarian capital
It\ Is rumored that on the occasion ,, ~,
King Peters visit to the Emperor ne WI
pardon all the Austro- Hungarian -
iects condemned for political crimes 10
long periods CT imprisonment.
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

realize what a bad break" he had
made-abundant proof Of which was fear
fully evident a little while afterward
when he met the young lady who had
been so generous in her praise. she shot
a look of such fearful frigidity at poor
Tom that he had to wear an extra
sweater. ear muffs. neck rags, a fur
ran and a heavy overcoat the balance OF
the dav to keep from freezing to death:
However Tom is courageous olo
boy, and he has already got the young
lady so she'll speak to him-of course
though not with an enthusiasm 50 eA-
cessive as TO be startlingly nouceaoie-
and by promising to sing at her @ nlarliase G
he hopes to have her hustling votes tor
him before the election comes oh.-W. n.
Brockwell, in Trades Cnionist
Iyilfrid Rouleau, whose liguistic at
tainments are well known, contributes
this French Canadian dialect version OIL
subject of much present interest 10
the local printerman:
THE CANDIDATE
ver's soon you nett heem on de street.
| He'll laugh wit every wan ne meet
| An shake de han Of de dead beat
| lie canddat.
De stranja1re he can't pass heem troo
| Widout he say "Prenez un coup
| He'll stick to you lax he was siue-
LIE canddat.
He'll hax you how your fadder Is.
An say he's glad dees wheat was r1
| An trect you to de gin what nzs-
| lie candidat-
| He'll shake your wife ham at do door.
An kiss de baby hon de floor,
An laugh hontil hees side was sofo-
- lie candidat.
Ru. when de lection hit was pass.
He don't buy you wan leatle glass
| An can't see you-he walk so iass!
lie canddat
George Ramsey, the alert and versa
tile correspondent of The washington
Herald from the Government Pflntln'
Office. gathers and winnows week.:
the current and historicai events, muoi
, 70 the edification Of an intelligent an
annrecfatiye constituency.-The Trade
, Cnionist.
William Gutelius, Of the editoria
force is authorized to offer vaiuaoi
prize for the correct answer as TO wh
= is the baseball mascot whose name J
r made by taking two sylables from wal
, ter Johnson-Ainsmith.
Albert P. E. Doyle writes from tn
PHILIPPINES to Tommy Healey that
will enjoy his first vacation next Angus
with a trip to the States.
Jim Ellet, second baseman CT Columoi
r lois baseball team. Is starting In tn
s wear in good shape, and his friends loo
n for the old boy to show the best year
d his career on the diamond.
AL Riddle is enthusiastic over the pro-
:. poets of his National Union team in II
;. independence League, and claims on
:. two-three choice at the least
Jerome v. johnson, candidate Il
u treasurer of Columbia Union. finds mar
old friends among the G. p. o. peop
,, VINO give him much encouragement
~ each visit.
:, Pressman Bob Sullivan, Of the post
AZ card section. during the dozen years
has been on the rolls of the Pub
e. Printer, has been investing hts ext
s, change by good advice in real estate
he the old home town. and It is said tn
point out one part Of Buffalo as Sui
at vanville.
A. ]. Benton, Of the night key-bos
N. force, is promoting a scheme to ma
Il everybody four-time winner hy raisi
to apples down In Virginia
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
FLYERS DAMAGE CROPS.
Farmers Want Damages for ln1urAe
from Airshfps.

Farmers Want Damages fof ihS"
from AirshiPs.
paris Nav GA number Of farmers
near Due, where NJ. Maurice Faina"
has established a school Of aviation nave
begun a lawsuit against him on accoun.
of alleged damage to crops causea
through aeroplanes flying over the land
The case will shortly come before tne
court. To enable his advocate, Maitre
Intrecq, to Judge for himself whetnsr
any harmful effect can be caused IN .h's
| way, NJ. Farman took the oarrister - .o
haif an hours flight in one Of his ma
| chimes
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
Reaching the Limit.

From the Youngstown Telegram
Gadsby nmped painfully on the pol
ished dance floor.
"It.s all right about this rings on my
fingers" he exclaimed, but hang me
- I can stand for the bellies on my toes!
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
Fifteen House Flags Prizes Correct and Neate Answers Puzzle

the prizes will awarded to the neates and best The
printed for the facilitate the
Department. but the vers
of will all
PUZZLE EDITOR, The Washington Herald
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

The hst answers stand chance than the last the time limit
that all The Washington Herald
fore Thursday following puzzle The
different
collectively answers
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

the person will not win To be correct single list must have them all right
When
there both should be Only prize will be awarded
debarred
No object or figures should be used more than
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

drop Of oil in the center OF the top Q. an upi ,
brella once in o while will prevent inc enu' ~ '~
ribs rusting and breaking
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07
AVIATORS HAVE
Prize Offered in Europe for
Record Flights.

London, May 6.-Considerably more
than 100000 Is offered in prizes TO De-
gained by airmen during the flying sea-
son now commencing. The following
prosramme does not pretend to be COM
plete:
PRIZES IN ENGLAND.
The Daily Mali 1000 mile race around Great =, oo,,
Britain, starting July 2 at Brooklands.. so'oUl
Gordon Bennett Cup. July l...---..::-::;:.. ''''S
potrict Y Alexanaers engine reliability
prize --.--'--'-.' W."
Mortimer Singer $500 each for cross
csrntry flights by arm and navy pilots. 9""
Michelin Company long distance nights .n
British airmen)- -~
NanyiIIe prize long distance flights British
airmen) on nine specified dates --:..-.-... -'''
Nicheln Company. ESmile aerial tour .o
british arrnen) ~'
PRIZES ABROAD.
French government competition tnhhtar9 .,,o nm
nochinesl Observation-Disclosures. .So""
pnss;an as-al tour, starting from St
Petersburg 4N0'
The STANDARD, Ls Journal. and other jour
nals-Paris, Brussels. LOndcz. Paris start ss mn
Petit Journal-Paris to Rome. starting at the oo nm
ovrrsea circuit Dover -Folkestone-Bcu- ~,
Flight from Atlantic to Pacihc-.-.....-.. 0oo O,
Circuit in Saxony start Chemnitz, May -. oso
Aix-les Bains meeting cnn
German tour-Circuir finishing at Berlin 800
Frrnch Aero-FIight across Medlterranean-.. "'""
Automoeals Club ds '..7............. aOn
Le Petit Parisisn-Pars 70 aiDa......... M.a ~ 0m
NJ peutsch de Ia Melr'ne.fsn. ..'1.s..'.... ~ nooo'
Pommery trerss-h"nse~ ..... 1000
Freneh pa.hsr, rI;le-Passens.r carrying. 1000
Michelin oup-L'ns ais'A ''............ ~ 1000
| mem =; ps,-n-par;s 10 Pau...... 400
Aero HIeR"sateIle Hluo Je TO Lettare 400
French ministry " ~0fh'-rs 400
| oons'ruco S,h -, Eance .......... 400
| Tour Oh ,o si..;o, Pize~Paris to Orleans. 400
Aero Club DC f1ancs-L0ss .a.'........ a.' sm
| mshI 0-;n.,,.Jnngrst yolulane e. ZOO
| INK n0D - p.,;s Rnr5Jeaux ... ZOO
rn1 ae H.s;c.-Ea.tsst sight. ZOO
| prizes at meetings and tours under arrange
| ment in Germany Italy, Russia, and
Rauiuru 49,
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

paeumatic samper hss bssa invnssa fsr -
ming paving stoosA
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

The annual contribution to the Grand
Army Of the Republic for Decoration
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

4. ]. Benton, of the night keyboard
force, is promoting a scheme to make
everybody q four-time winner hy raising
apples down In Virginia
The Washington herald., 1911-05-07

The recent death Of Thomas w. How
ard calls attention to the tact thas tne
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-02-04
All the Green Fields Are Not
Far Off.

Properly prepared advertisin ng
might easily give alIurenent to the
upper peninsula lands just purchased
by syndicate that would make them
AS attractive as the glowingly painted
orange groves OF Florida or the tempt
ing homesteads of Oklahoma and the
Canadian northwest. Distance has
much TO do with the enchantment OF
these far-off green fields. but it can
= safalybe doubted whether they are
any Aqre iavTtlng in reality than the
agricultural territory all around us or
whether they offer financial induce
ments a whit stronger than our own
farming territory.
One mas to live on Fl0ridan and
OklahOman land TO learn its disad
vantages, aud then one discovers
them quickly. The agents pretty
circulars describe realities for the
most part, since delibeate deceit
would be suicidal for such enterprises
but they picture the accomplished re-
suits of prolonged work and the new
arrival finds that he must live for
years in economical straits before he
can reach the position OF his prede
cessors. He must face, too, the
chance of misfortune, frosts, lost
crops, unknown pests, and host Of
obstacles that always spring up ia
Tho nath IN .u.caca und IN tho lnnu
run he is apt TO find that ndepen-
dence Is as hard to gain in one part
OF the world as ia another. liz 1T were
not SO, aud. il one section offered ex-
eeptspal inducements and more Ger
tain kyotits than all others, the rush
to the favored spot would quickly ex-
haust its available supply OF land
There isn't any reason why skillful
farming in Michigan will not pay as
we'll az skillful farming anywhere.
Adaptation to circumstances. special
izatton Ia crops suited TO the soil aud
the market. industry and thrift will
still bring their reward even In this
climate. The enterprise now inaugu-
rsEd will undoubtedly record its
failures aud its successes, like all
similar enterprises. But it directs at
tention TO the important fact that
Michigan has yet much undeveloped
farm area and that the competent
man may win a fortune On the land
without journeying to the remote
horizon to seek his pot Of gold at the
raipbow's foot. Detroit Free Press.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-02-04

Beware of virtue that needs press
agent.
have Fruit Lands, Lake Shore
Farms, Improved Farms aud City
Property In all parts of Charlevoix
County to sell or trade. Also farms
and business chances anywhere in
United States.
JOEL JOHNSTON.
The attempt made by representa-
tive of the brewers of Detroit to bribe
a resident of Highland Park. SUBURB
OF that city. suggests very pertinent
inquiry Saloons are not now permit
ted in Highland Park. The people OF
that suburb of Detroit are enjoying
the benefits OF local option. The brew
ers of Detroit are seeking to have IT.
believed that local option dosen't
hurt their business. Why then should
they be willing To permit bribery In
order to establish saloons in Highland
Park? The only possible answer TO
this question is that through the es-
tablishment OF saloons ia Highland
Park they expect to sell more beer
and whiskey and To add very largely
To the number OF persons who patron
ize saloons. The entire local option
controversy is illustrated In that
Highland Park bribery effort and the
disputed facts involved are SO clearly
set forth as to be quite easily under
stood even by the wayfaring man.
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-02-04

Sometimes a girl gets even with
man for not asking her to marry him
by telling her friends she turned him
down.
More than hundred we'll known
and influential Michigan newspapers
have given publicity during recent
weeks TO their determination not TO
give space to any liquor advertising In
their columns. This action on the
part of the newspapers OF Michigan
means the surrender OF thousands of
dollars in earnings that heretofore
have been regarded as legitimate. But
IL has come TO be well recognized that
newspapers that permit their pages TO
be used In urging the purchase aud
use Of whiskey and beer and brandy
are not entitled to the freedom OF the
home or the confidence Of it's members.
1t may require a little more time for
that view Of the matter TO be fully ac-
cepted and generally adopted by news
papers and newspaper patrons but the
sentiment Is growing and IL will con-
tinue To grow until II is as fully a
matter OF recognition and acceptance
as II 1t related TO another sort OF in
decent proposal or TO criminal So
licitation,
Charlevoix county herald., 1911-02-04
URGE SLEEPER AS GOV.
OSBORN'S SUCCESSOR
Political Friends of State Treas.
urer Already Busy.

LANSING, Mich, Jan 29.-.It be-
came known In Lansing Sunday that
several politicians OF note in the state
were in the capital city Saturday for
the express purpose or launching a
boom for the candidacy Of State
Treasurer Albert K. Sleeper Tor
governor two years hence.
Since the statement from Gov. Os-
born that he would not be candi-
date for reelection there has teen
considerable activity among several
gentlemen who are known TO aspire
for the job of governor. Mr.. Sleeper's
name has been prominently mention
ed and it is known that he has large
political following who are urging his
candidacy.
Letters are being sent several peo-
pie in the state sounding them as to
their choice in the matter.
Prominent among the list OF others
who are mentioned as being candi-
dates at the expiration OF Mr.. Os-
born's term are: Secretary Of State
Martindale, OF Detroit; John Carton,
of Flint; Amos S. Mussellman, OF
Grand Rapids; Lieut. Gov. John Q.
Ross. OF Muskegon, and G. l.. Gas-
gov, chairman Of the state railroad
commission, whose home is al Nash
Vile,