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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
"kicking the Bucket. }.

When we speak facetiously Of some
one of whom we have no reverence
as having kicked the bucket we
employ a phrase that would seem to
be piece Of latter-day slang. but as
matter of fact, 1t dates back to old
England, when, about the year 1926.
one Bolsover hung himself to beam
while standing on the bottom OF q
bucket and then kicked the bucket
away. Although at first used only In
cases of suicide. it has been applied
in the course of years to any death
without distinction. h
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
SEE SAHARA in DIRIGIBLE

will be In the Nile valley From it the
airship will sail about 80 miles to
the oasis district in the desert. In
an oasis a depot will have been pre-
pared with cylinders Of gas. spare
screws and other fittings everything
needed to repair any damage that
may have been or may be done to the
craft. From the depot the dirigible
will start on her real flight OF more
than 600 miles over the undiscovered
country" Having traversed 1t, Doctor
Siegert will attempt either to reach
the coast or to return to the Lybian
oasis The e.pedttion's cost .s esti-
mated at s250.00O.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18

"A trial package Of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on Te-5
quest. Address Professor Munyon, Dad h
Jefferson SITS, Philadelphia, Pa. IL you are
in need of medical advice. do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your commune
cation will be treated in strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed AZ care
fully as though you had personal inter
view.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They do not scour. they do
not grippe. they do not weaken. but they
do start all the secretions OF the liver
and stomach in way that soon puts
these organs in q. healthy condition and
corrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 26 feet Of human
bowels. which is really . sewer pipe.
When this pine becomes clogged tho
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. Il
had my way I would prohibit the sale:
of nine-tenths Of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining Of the stomach,
setting up serious forms Of indigestion.
and SO paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse. to act unless forced by strong,
purgatives.
MA9..Tc.,s ps- Per pill. ere Ann;es
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead Of impoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that = put
into it. f
These pills contain no calomel. no
dope; they are soothing. healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular s;zs :s::.z e
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory, SD =
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia. ss
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Dressed as Baby Is Taken From
Newark to New York.
Owner Carries Little Porker In Her
Arms and Successfully Deceives
conductors-stified squeaI
Betrays Secret.

New yerk.-It It hadn't been for q
stif1ed squeal and very piglike wrig-
gle the taxicab driver would never
have known that one of his fares
wasn't human. In fact, the chauffeur
rubbed his eyes several times before
1t finally dawned on him that Mrs.
Marie Watson's travelling companion
was pig instead of baby.
The chauffeur wasn't to blame for
being deceived, for several conductors
had made the same mistake. They
don't know even now that the bundle
Mrs. Watson carried SO tenderly in
her arms was not baby at all, in
spite of its baby cap and fluffy little
coat and the milk bottle which Mrs.
Watson produced every now and then
on her ride from Newark.
Mrs. Watson, as almost every vaude-
Vile performer knows, is the wife of
Sam Watson, who has barnyard cir
GUS One of the star performers was
wee pig, but 1t got SO fat that Mrs.
Watson decided that another pig
would have to join the show, one that
she could hold in her arms without
straining her muscles.
After some correspondence she
found what she wanted in the pig line
on farm just outside of Newark.
The pigs owner agreed to sell free
on board at Newark. but not Manhat-
tan.
Mrs. Watson and her husband went
fntO In
the pig here.
Leave it to me-" said Mrs. Watson.
I'll just bring the pig over on the
train"
Her husband suggested that pigs
were not allowed on passenger trains.
But Mrs. Watson knew what she was
talking about.
Leave it to me" she repeated, and
Mr.. Watson did SO.
Mrs. Watson made the trip to New
ark the other day and met the farm
er and his pig. Mrs. Watson whis-
pered few words Of pig language In
the little fellows ear and proceeded
to dress him up in baby attire The
cap was a cute affair of muslin and
baby chiffon, with near-blue ribbon
at the tip. The baby coat was also
blue, as was blanket which Mrs.
Watson had provided. When the
dressing was finished the farmer de-
parted chuckling over the transforms
ton.
With the pig in her arms Mrs.
Watson proceeded to the Newark sta
ton Of the Pennsylvania railroad and
boarded train for Jersey City. The
pig wasn't making sound. Perhaps
1t was because of those few whispered
words Of pig language Of which Mrs.
Watson says she has a smattering.
Perhaps it was bottle Of milk which
the pig tippled now and then. Anyhow
no one on the train imagined that 1t
was anything else than very quiet
and Well-behaved baby that Mrs. Wat
son was carrying IN her arms.
At Jersey City Mrs Watson and her
charge proceeded to the Hudson Tun-
mel station. While waiting for tun-
mel train an elderly man suggested TO
Mrs. Watson that she had better stand
wsaa back from the edge OF the plat
form.
You know these drafts are very
bad for babies. said the elderly gem
tleman. Mrs. Watson smiled and
thanked the solicitous old man. Never
once during the trip trip 4. Manhattan did
the pig. betray himself.
At Thirty-third street Mr.. Watson
hailed taxicab. and In this the last
/ 10. - a.. -. -.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Burnt Sugar Cake.

Put one cup of sugar in pan on the
stove and burn till dark brown, stirring
onstantly; when brown add about one
half cup boiling water and -four. Take
one and half cups sugar, one-half
cup butter, two. and half cups -four.
two and a half teaspoons baking pow
der. yolks of three eggs, one cup OF
water; flavor with vanilla and add four
or five teaspoons of burnt sugar; lastly
add the beaten whites of the eggs
Bake in four layers. Make the ordi.
nary white frosting filling and add the
rest of the burnt sugar.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Milton kldnexa.

Cut some mutton kidneys, open
down the center. Do not separate
them; peel and pass skewer across
them to keep them open, season and
dip them in melted butter, broil over
!: clear Are, doing the cut side arst;
remove the skewers, have ready a
little butter mixed with some chopped
parsley. salt, pepper and a little
lemon Juice and dash of nutmeg,
put small piece of this butter in the
center Of each kidney and serve hot.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
vassar Fudge.

To make the plain Vassar fudge,
take two cups OF white granu,ated CT
soft brown sugar and one cup thick
cream. Put this over tie fire, and
when It gets hot add q quarter cake
Of chocolate, grated or broken in fine
pieces. Stir constantly and vigorously;
when 1t reaches the boiling point add
a tablespoon butter and keep stirring
Until little poured on saucer creams
with beating Take from FIRE, beat I'm.
til cool and pour In buttered tins.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Simple and Delicious Dessert.

Take as many good baking apples as
desired, pare and core with apple
corer; fill the centers with sugar and
sprinkle sugar over them; place in a
baking pan with sufficient water to
keep from burning and bake in oven
until soft. Serve either hot or cold with
a sauce made as follows: One pint
milk, yolks of three eggs, half cup sugar,
one teaspoon cornstarch, pinch salt,
juice of half lemon. Beat the yolks,
sugar, cornstarch and half cup Of milk
together, stir into the pint Of hot milk
and cook until as thick as cream.
When cold add salt and lemon juice.
The baked apples and cream sauce
make most delicious combination
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
FEED YOUNG GIRLS
Must Have Right Food While Growing

Great care should be taken at the
critical period when the young girl is
just merging into womanhood that the
diet shall contain that which is up
building ind nothing harmful.
At that age the structure is being
formed and If formed Of healthy,
sturdy character, health and happiness
will follow; on the other hand TN
healthy cells may be built in and a
sick condition slowly supervene which,
If not checked, may ripen into a
chronic condition and cause lifelong
suffering.
A young lady says:
Coffee began to have such an effect
on my stomach few years ago that
finally quit using 1t. It brought on
headaches, pains in my muscles, and
nervousness.
I tried to use tea In its stead, but
found its effects even worse than those
suffered from coffee. Then for long
time | drank milk at my meals, but at
last 1t palled on me- A friend came to
the rescue with the suggestion that
try Postum.
81 did SO, only to find at first, that
didn't fancy 1t. But had heard Of so
many persons who had been benefited
by its use that persevered. and when
I had It. made right-according to d.
rections on the package found 1t
grateful In favour and soothing and
strengthening to my stomach. can
ind no words to express my feeling
OF what Z owe'to Postum!
In every respect It has worked q
wonderful improvement - the head
aches, nervousness, the pains in my
side and back, all the distressing
symptoms yielded to the magic power
OF Postum. My brain seems also to
share in the betterment OF my phys
1cal condition: It seems keener, more
alert and brighter. am. in short. in
better health now than for long
while before ard I am sure owe It
to the use of your Postum" Name
given by Postum Company. Battle
Creek. Mich.
There's q reason"
Ever rod the above letterS a new
o1e appears from time TO time. Thes
are genuanos traes and 1aa Of huAAA
eA4a9oot.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
PIG ENJOYS IT'S RIDE

paid her fare. The movement of get
ting into her purse must have dis
turbed the pig, for there was sudden
squeal and very vigorous wriggle
The baby cap slipped back, displaying
very piglike face. 1t was then that
the chauffeur began rubbing his eyes
and pinching himself.
In few days the little pig will
take the place of the elderly porker in
the barnyard scene. He is now I'M
dertaking the necessary preliminary
training.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
AirshIps 70 Find Poles.

New York.-Rear Admiral Robert E.
Peary believes the important work
of polar exploration of the future will
be done by means of the aeroplane.
At the annual dinner of the Aeronaut-
ical society he said:
"1n my opinion the aviator Is des-
tined to conquer the two remaining
unknown areas Of the globe, the re-
gions surrounding the north and south
poles.
THE balloon will not serve the pur-
pose-the work Of exploration In the
future will be done by aeroplane."
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Fine Scheme.

Wife-Please match this piece Of
silk for me before you come home.
Husband-At the counter where the
sweet little blonde works? The one
with the soulful eyes and
Wife-No. You're too tired to shop
for me when your days work is done,
dear. On second thought, won't
bother you.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Taboo Girl Shoe Sinner.

Kansas City. Mo.-Contending that
shoe shining is work morally unfit
for women, the city officials have re-
fused to grant a license to shoe shin
ing parlor which advertises on sign
that pretty girls will shine your
shoes" A city ordinance is being pre-
pared to prohibit women from shining
shoes.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1911-05-18
Strictly Business,

Mrs. Knicker-Did you hold short
session with your husband?
Mrs. Booker Yes, merely had him
pass an appropriation bill.
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Regular sizs g
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory SD =
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
FAVORS LOUDEN BILL.
Board of Trade Committee to Urge
Senate Action.

The committee on law and IegiSlati OF
the Board OF Trade will urge upon the
Senate the enactment into law of the Lou
den bill, which provides for the erection
by the government of it's own embassy
buildings in foreign countries. and which
has already passed the House. At a
meeting of the executive committee OF the
Board of Trade this afternoon it was de-
cided to instruct the committee on law
and legislation to take active steps to lay
it's approval OF the bill before the Senate.
\ letter from Granville NJ. Hunt. chair
man of the conventions committee Of the
Chamber Of Commerce. asking the CO.
operation Of the Board OF Trade in rails
ing Washington's share of the 81, SOC, 900
which Is needed to erect the proposed
George Washington memorial convention
hall here. was referred to the committee
on the George Washington memorial. OF
which Thomas C. Noyes is chairman.
The executive committee elected to
mern bership in tie Board of Trade eight
applicants whose names had previously
been approved by the committee on MEM
bership. They are Arnauld Belmont. a.
c. bishop. Alfred !. Mcfirath. j. d. Gar
man. john Mason Brown. Edwin \. Start.
William c. keesin and Frank Stetson. 4
vote of thanks 10 tie membership COM
mit:ee for its good work In gaining new
members was adopted.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Procession Around Logan Square.

Their. with the features of the beloved
metropolitan exposed to view. a process
sion was formed. which moved around
the four sides of Logan Square which is
opposite the cathedral and comprises four
large city blocks.
Directly behind the carriage came the
seminarians and following these in the
order named came the diocesan clergy,
the various religious bodies of the do
cese. the visiting clergy. the monsisnori,
the bishops. the archbishOps and. finally,
the cardinal and tie apostolic delegate.
1T is estimated that nearly 100000 per-
sons saw the unusual and solemn process
sion as it wendell its way slowly around
the square. Seven hundred and fifty po-
licemen kept perfect order.
With the return of the cortege to the
cathedral the body OF the archbishop was
conveyed to the crypt beneath the altar,
where the final scene took place. The
beautiful couch casket conta ming the
body was sealed in a leaden case before
1t was entombed, and while this last cere-
| mony was being performed the ''bencdic-
rus" was, chanted by the semiDarians in
unison with the clergy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
|ENT0MbEO IN CRYPT
Services Held Over the Body
of Archbishop Ryan.
THOUSANDS VIEW REMAINS
Cardinal Gibbons Presides During
Celebration of Pontifcal Mass.
SOLEMN. BEAUTIFUL SCENE
Immense Throng Watches the Prog
ress of the Procession Around
Logan Square, Philadelphia.
SOLEMN, BEAUTIFUL SCENE

PHILADELPHIA. February 16-The
body Of Archbishop Patrick John Ryan
was to,:ay entombed in the crypt be-
meath the high altar Of the Cathedral OF
st. Peter and st. Paul. in this city. fol-
lowing funeral services that were impos-
ing and in keeping with the dignity of
the high Office held By the departed met
ropolitan. it was one of the greatest
funerals ever held in Philadelphia Prac-
tically al the prominent figures in the
hierarchy OF the Roman Catholic Church
in the United States participated in the
elaborate service and hundreds of priests
from all parts Of the east We're also
present. The cathedral was filed with a
throng of 3,rn persons and surrounding
the building on the outside was great
concoursc of people who witnessed the
solemn procession from the church,
around Logan Square ard back to the
edifce Tie weather was cloudy and
r1
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
To Give Aid to Baltimore.

In accordance with a resolution adopted
by the Chamber of Commerce. President
James r. Oyster today appointed a com
mittee of ten to cooperate actively with
the citizens OF Baltimore in treir efforts
to obtain the democratic national con-
vention for Baltimore in 1912. The COM
mittee consists Of \. +. Randle, Hugh
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Douglas of Ohio: secresary-trea

Douglas of Ohio: secretary-treasurer. Rev.
j. j. Dimon. and executive committee.
Rev. J. T. Russell. Rev. John A. Aspip-
wall ard j. A. EeiIon.
DR.. William PIERCE, president OF Ken
ynn College, was guest of honor 1T the
meeting. He made an sddress In which
ne reviewed tie work done by the college
In the past and what was being done At
the present time, and described the out
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Pictures Of the Frozen North.

Arctic scenes OF snow ana ice ana
physical aspects OF the earth's topmost
zcne are TO he shown Ly Beverly Is.
Dobbs IN motion pictures n. the New
Willard Hotel next Wednesday and
Thursday evenings. Mr. Dobbs. known
Is the Alaskan photographer, brings TO
Washington a collection OF hlms made
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

partment of Agriculture. Mrs. Haywood
Is awarded the custody Of the child Of the
couple and is allowed So a month for his
care and alimony Of $50 month for her
self. The father is allowed to see the
child at least four times each week
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Funeral Sermon.

Following the reading of the gospel at
II o'clock Archbishop Glennon assembled
the pulpit and delivered the funeral SER
mon
1t was an eloquent tribute to Archbishop
Ryan as priest and man, and brought
tears to the eyes of many in the assem-
blage.
Following the mass John Mccormick,
the opera tic tenor. sang solo.
The absolution Of the body was quintu-
pie and was pronounced by five of the
attending prelates. one of them being a
cardinal With this final rite of the
church concluded. the body was conveyed
down the main aisle To the front door.
where it was placed on a funeral car
rage
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
KENYON Alumni Elect Officers.

Officers Of the Kenyon College Alumni
Association were elected last evening at
meeting held at the University Club. as
follows: President. Matthew Trimble;
vice president, Representative Albert
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Granted Divorce.

Mrs. Ora II. T. Haywood was granted
today by Justice Stafford an absolute di-
vorce from John Is. Haywood, employed
IN the bureau of chemistry at the De-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

What VIII the Airship Be?' by ].
Armstrong Drexel. one OF the world
best known aviators, In our next Sunday
Magazine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

Harvey. r. n Harper. c. w Darr.
Harry King. 4. j. Brylawski. J.. r.
Moran. J. T. Weller, J. Louis Willige and
NJ. \. Winter.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Pontifical Mass Celebrated.

| With the end of the service the ofciat-
| ing clergymen retired to the sacristry.
where the procession for the pontifical
mass of requiem was formed. First came
the cathedral altar boys, then the semi
narians from the Overlook Seminary.
who chanted for the mass; then the
priests, bishops and archbishops. Last
came the officers of the mass, including
Cardinal Gibbons, who presided. and
Bishop Prendergast. auxiliary Of this
archdiocese, who was the ceiebrant
With them walked Mgr. FalcOniO, the
papal delegate to the United States, rep
resenting the Pope, and Archbishop
Glennon of st. Louis, who preached the
funeral sermon.
There were thrones for the papal dele
gate, the cardinal and archbishops The
throne of the dead archbishop remained
vacant.
When all the di21itaries. draped i'm full
pontilicals. had reached their places, the
scene was beautiful as we'll as solemn.
The mellow lights of the candles, the rich
yestments of the high churchmeD and
the more subdued raiment of the other
clergy made a picture Of Splendor prob
ably never before seen at a funeral in this
city.
Bishop PrenderSdst was assisted in pom
tifica:ing by Mgr. Turner. vice chancellor
of the archdiocese. During the offertory
of the mass there was singing by three
priests of the archdiocese famous for
their voices.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

IL pays to read the want columns of
The Star Hundreds Of situations arc
filled through them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

look for the future.
Representative Douglas made a brief
address. W. G. Lee and Rev. T.. Dollo-
way were also present.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Ripe Pineapple.

Large full cans Sliced LA
waiian Pineapple. special low
pricc-iiunt's Quality DC
Brand-can .AO@
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Body Viewed by $4,000.

1t is estimated that about 5000 persons
passed through the cathedral in four lines
yesterday and until after l o'clock this
morning to view the body. Shortly before
the great doors of the church We're closed
the crush became so great that nearly a
score of women tainted and had to he
removed to a hospital. Several became
hyStarical. but after treatment they went
to their homes.
The doors OF the cathedral We're again
opened at = o'clock this morning to per-
NIT a long line of people to take last
look at the dead prelate and were closed
again shortly before the funeral services
began. With the exception OF the heavy
black draperies and few large palms
there was an entire absence of decora-
tons in the cathedral. There We're no
flowers The body of the archbishop
rested upon catafalque on high altar
surrounded by lights and the motionless
guards of honor. 1t was dressed In the
full. rich vestments of the office of arch
bishop. including the inter.
The services began with the chanting
of the divine office made up of excerpts
from the Scriptures. The antiphonarians,
who performed the office. included
Cardinal Gibbons. clad in the scarlet OF
the sacred college. and surrounded by
his assistants in gorgeous yeStments.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Something for Nothing.

Something for Nothing.
Such proposition appeals to
every one. .\nd YOU actually
get \ aluable Presents without
a penny's cost. ii YOU will only
save the wrappers from Proc
ter & Gamble 5 Star Soap.
\ factory representative will
shortly call at vo,lr door. but
in the meantime YOU will find it
advantageous TO use star
Soap and save the wrappers.
Full display OF Premiums at
Peter Grogan Sons Furniture
Store.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

during the last ten years of his residence
In the north.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16
Flours.

FaOuFSo
Gold Medal. 2ic and 4Sc
Ceresota. .25c, 45c and &c
Sanitary 23c. 45c and Csc
Sanitary, I9o-lb. bbls. !. .S675
X. & {. Winter Wheat Pat
ent. Guaranteed first patent
-four.
o-lb. bags ........... 1oc
Io-lb. bags .......... soc
ALB. bags ........ zoe
I96-lb. bbls. .S5.25
Pet Milk, cans' &c
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-16

S2o08 Tor Waists val
ues up to 81
OF messalinc. chiffon and
satin.