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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Can't Get Away From It

phoric Acid combined and Potash 73.44 per
cent from total of 101.07.
Considerable more than one-half of Phos-
phate of Potash.
Analysis of Grape-Nuts shows: Potassium
and Phosphorus (Which join and make Phos-
phate OF Potash) is considerable than
one-haf of all the mineral salts in the food.
Dr. Geo. W. Carey an authority on the
constituent elements Of the body, says: "The
gray matter Of the brain is controlled entirely
by the inorganic ceiisalt, Potassium Phos-
phate phosphate of Potash. This salt unites
with albumen and by the addition of oxygen
creates nerve fluid or the gray matter of the
brain. Of course, there is trace of other
salts and other organic matter in nerve fluid
but Potassium Phosphate is the chief factor
and has the power within itself to attract, by
its own law Of affinity, all things needed to
manufacture the elixir Of life,"
Further on ne says: "The beginning and end
of the matter is to supply the lacking principle
and in molecular form, exactly as nature fur
nishes it in vegetables fruits and grain To
supply deficiencies-this is the only law of
cure"
The natural conclusion is that if Phosphate
of Potash Is the needed mineral element in
brain and you use food which does not contain
it, you have brain flag because its daily loss is
not supplied.
On the contrary, If you eat food known to
be rich in this element, you place before the
life forces that which nature demands for
brain-building.
Mind does not work well on brain that is
broken down by lack of nourishment.
peaceful and evenly poised mind is neces-
sary to good digestion
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Salmon Balls,

Turn the contents of a half pound
can of salmon into bowl. Drain off
as much Of the oil as possible and re-
move all bits Of bone and pieces of
skin. Then rub fine with fork and
beat in the yolks of four eggs, half a
cup of mashed potatoes, tablespoon
of cream, and salt and pepper to taste.
Make into balls the size of a small ap-
pie Dip first in beaten egg, then in
fine cracker crumbs, and again in the
egg and fry In deep boiling hot fat to
a delicate brown If thoroughly beaten
these will be very light and fluffy Gar
nish with watercress or parsley. Any
kind of cold cooked fish may be used
in the same way and will make an
equally delicious dish.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Bread Cake.

Take one cup of loaf dough, two
Guns of sugar, one cup of butte,
three eggs, one teaspoon of soda, two
tablespoons OF sweet milk, half cup
of currants, half teaspoon of nutmegs
and half teaspoon of cloves. Beat
the yolks of the eggs very light;
cream butter and sugar; add spice,
milk soda and dough; stir all until
we'll mixed, put in the beaten whites
and the fruit lastly. Beat the mixture
ave minutes; let raise 20 minutes and
then bake 1t.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Roast Wild Goose.

Wash in at least three waters; rub
inside tablespoon of soda; let
stand two hours. To make a dressing
use the inside of loaf of bread and
the crusts dried in the oven until
they can be rolled. Season with
Worcestershire, tabasco, paprika,
black pepper and salt; put through
grinder small carrot, green pepper,
three pieces of celery, parsley, four
medium sized onions; mix with
crumbs, add sage, thyme and beaten
egg. Fill goose. Put strips of pork
on top. haste with Madeira wine and
roast one and half hours.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
GREATLY ATTACHED TO IT
Husband Who Had married Money"
Acknowledged the Truth to His
Friends Query.

Apropos of a beautiful young wife,
worth 100000 who had just di-
vorced her penniless husband in or
der to marry again, Henry E. Dixey,
the comedian, said at a dinner in New
York:
1.-THE young man who marries for
money has none too easy a time of 1t.
His rich wife is likely to tire of him
and throw him out in a few years, or
else she is likely to limit his allow
ance to % or 90 cents a day.
81 married money! man once
said to me.
Wasn't there a woman attached
to it?' l asked.
eyes, you bet there was, he ex,
ploded. So much attached to it that
she never parted with a penny
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

rs it possible to nourish, strengthen and Re
build the Brain by Food?
Every man who thinks uses up part of the
brain each day. Why don't it all disappear
and leave an empty skull in say month of
brain work? Because the man rebuilds each
day.
If he builds little less than he destroys,
brain fag and nervous prostration result sure.
If he builds back little more each day the
brain grows stronger and more capable That
also is sure. Where does man get the material
to rebuild his brain? Is it from air, sky or the
ice of the Arctic sea? When you come to
think about it, the rebuilding material must
be in the food and drink.
That also is sure.
Are the brain rebuilding materials found in
all food? In good variety but not in suitable
proportion in all.
To Illustrate: we know bones are made large
ly of lime and magnesa taken from food;
therefore to make healthy bone structure we
must have food containing these things. We
would hardly feed only sugar and fat to make
healthy bone structure in a growing child.
Likewise If we would feed in skillfui man.
ner to insure getting what the brain requires
for strength and rebuilding we must first know
what the brain is composed of and then select
some article or articles (there are more than
One) that contain these elements
Analysis of brain by an unquestionable
authority, Geoghegan, shows of Mineral Salts,
Phosphoric Acid and Potash combined (Phos-
$3.50 of all mineral Salts
This is over one-half
Beaunis, another authority, shows "Phos-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Then phwat's ailin' ye?"
Some ANTIQUE MUGS.

The college collector of antiques
stopped off at Bacon Ridge.
Good day, sir" he said, addressing
the postmaster 81 am collecting old
fashioned articles and would like to
know if could find anything like that
in this hamlet. Say antique mugs, for
instance"
Uncle Jason stroked his chin whis-
kers.
Antique mugs! BY HEX, 1 know the
very place where thar be two of them,
now"
'fYou do? Here's a good cigar. Now
where can l find these antique mugs? 2"
why, down on Main street, in Hi
ram Spruceby's shop. Grandad Wheat
ley and Pap Simmons are in there
getting shaved, and by hex, when it
comes to antique mugs, reckon
thars' be the Oldest in the country,
stranger
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Creamed Shrimp.

Make rich cream sauce after any
good recipe, and add to it pint Of
picked cold boiled shrimp, broken in
halves. Before using the shrimp let
them stand one hour in the juice OF
half a lemon, juice of one onion, a
wineglass of sherry, pepper and salt.
When ready, let them drain for ten
minutes, then add them to the cream
sauce. Serve them with toast squares
that have been sprinkled with grated
cheese. pepper and salt, and heated
rot in the oven.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

A trial package of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pills will be sent free to anyone on re-
quest. Address Professor Munyon, SD d
Jefferson SITS, Philadelphia, Pa. If you are
in need of medical advice, do not fail to
write Professor Munyon. Your commune
cation will be treated il strict confidence,
and your case will be diagnosed as care
fully as though you had personal inter
view.
Munyon7s Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics. They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods They do not scour, they do
not grippe they do not weaken, but they
do start all the secretions of the liver
and stomach In a way that soon puts
these organs in a healthy condition and
oorrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation is responsible for most all
ments. There are 20 feet of human
bowels, which is really a sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes cloggeG the
whole system becomes poisoned, caus-
ing biliousness, indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
pilInent can expect to have clear
complexion or enjoy good health. III
/ had my way would prohibit the sale
OF nine-tenths of the cathartics that are
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining of the stomach.
setting up serious forms of indigestion
and so paralyze the bowels that they re-
fuse to act unless forced by strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are e tonic
to the stomach, liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of inTDoverish
it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put
into it.
These pills contain no calo1nel, no
.dops; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels
to act without physic.
Regular size bottle, containing rs pills,
% cents Munyon's Laboratory, sd l.
Jefferson SITS. Philadelphia.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
a Question of channe.

A story is going the rounds of a
couple of young people who attended
church recently. When the collection
was being taken up the young man
commenced fishing in his pocket for
a dime His face expressed his en-
barrassment as he hoarsely whis-
pered: Il guess / haven't cent,
changed my pants" The young lady,
who had been examining the unknown
regions of woman's dress for her
purse, turned a pink color, and said:
TN in the same fix
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Difficult to Answer.

Explaining the happenings Of the
sixth day of the creation, Miss Fran
.ces Hartz read to her Sabbath school
class: And the Lord God formed man
out of the dust of the ground"
Well" spoke up one kid, that's
nothin' new. Did he put him in the
sun to dry, the way we do our mud
pies?"
answer and proceeded with her les
son.-Cleveland Leader
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
~Kickinq the Bucket"

When we speak facetiously of some
one for whom we have no reverence
as having kicked the bucket" we
employ a phrase that would seem to
be a piece of latter-day slang, but as
matter of fact, it dates back to old
England, when, about the year 1925,
one Bolsover hung himself to beam
while standing on the bottom of a
bucket, and then kicked the bucket
away. Although at first used only in
cases of suicide, it has been applied
in the course Of years to any death,
without distinction
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Had His Troubles.
Michael Dolan, an is it yourself?
"VeS- S1lre If is -

Michael Dolan, an is it yourself?"
Yes; sure it is"
well, We know thot bletherin' spal
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
That / do"
He bet me a bob to pint of whis-
ky l couldn't swally an egg without
breakin' the shell Nv it,"
An We did it?"
Il did"
Then phwat's ailin' YEP"
Its doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waist coat,
IF l jump about I'll break it, and
cut me stomach wild the shell, an if
I kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have
a Shanghai rooster scratchin' me in
side"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
A Poetic Prosecutor.

John Burns, city prosecutor of ST.
Paul, was trying to show Judge Fine
bout why some young men ought to
be fined for tearing pickets off the
fence of Mrs. Joe Goesik. Mr.. Burns
said:
q know Mike Chicket tore off that
picket, and the lady took offence
mo lady is charged with taking a
fence" replied Judge Finehout, "and,
besides, this is no place for poetry"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

|OI uI6 DeIOT0 i UTI0O
Lydia e. Pinkham's
" e G e t a BILE Com
pound. l was in such
a nervous condition
L could not keep
IS till. M y Ii m b s
were cold, / had
creepy sensations,
and / could not sleep
nights. / was finally
told by two phys
|icians that / also
had a tumor. I read
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
GeIatine Dessert.

nice dessert is made with gela-
tine favored with wine, cut in layers
with slices of sponge cake and sauce
made of raw egg well beaten, added
10 cream of equal quantity and well
favored with wine or brandy
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Made II Necessary.

Horace Greeley invented the type
writer
Where did you get that idea?"
well, that isn't exactly what
mean, but his handwriting was prob
ably moro responsible for it than any
other one thing"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Very Much Attached.

Swenson-Why do you always hear
a ship referred to as "she?"
Benson guess it is because she
sometimes becomes very much at
tached to buoy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

Many a girl would promise to marry
a man if she thought he wouldn't be
SO silly as to expect her to live up to
her promise.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Ambiguous.

Obliging Shopman Ito lady who has
purchased a pound of butter) Shall /
send it for you, madam?
Lady-No, thank you. 1t won't be-
too heavy for me.
Obliging Shopman-Oh, no, madam
I'll make it as light as I possibly
can.-Punch.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Consistent.

Docto>.-You are considerably under
weight, sir. What have you been do
ing?
Patient-Nothing. But I'm retired
grocer, doc-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

When married woman prays for
hat, the Lord may answer her prayer,
but it's her husband who pays for it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease,
the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
shoes. 1t makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
REFUSE substitutes For Free trial package, ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

81 am going to ask your father
tonight for your hand in marriage"
How dreadfully old fashioned you
are"
Don't ask him; tell him"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

For over fifty years Rheumatism and
Neuralgia sufferers have found great re-
lief in Hamlins Wizard Oil Don't wait
fer inflammation to set in. Get bottle
TODAY
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

If you want a thing well done, do
yourself-Wellingt
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
Too Much Like Work.

"The boss's son is kicking"
"Why?"
Says he's overworked. All he used
to do was tear the pages off the office
calendars once month. Now he has
to wind the eight-day clock, too"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

DR. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not
grippe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
WHAT
| WENT
THROUGH
Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Natick, Mass. 81 cannot express
what went through during the change
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

That fellow Gotrox is a multimil-
lionaire. He has more money than
brains"
We'll, what does he want with
brains?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

Worry, anxiety, fear, hate, etc.. etc., directly
interfere with or stop the flow Of Ptyalin, the
digestive juice of the mouth, and also inter
fere with the flow Of the digestive juices of
stomach and pancreas.
Therefore the mental state of the individual
has much to do (more than suspected) with
digestion.
Brain is made of Phosphate of Potash as
the principal Mineral Salt, added to albumen
and water.
Grape-Nuts contain that element as more
than one-half of all its mineral salts
A healthy brain is important, if one would
"do things in this world
A man who sneers at Mind" sneers at the
best and least understood part of himself.
That part which some folks believe links US
to the Infinite.
Mind asks for healthy brain upon which
to act, and Nature has defined a way to make
healthy brain and renew it day by day as IL
is used up from work of the previous day.
Natures way to rebuild is by the use OF
food which supplies the things required. Brain
rebuilding material is certainly found In
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24
A strono Preference,

n otTOhg TTEIeTeHCC.
she is literary, isn't she?"
Eyes, indeed; she'd rather read than
do homework any day"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1911-05-24

Teacher-Tommy, what is a CO.
quette?
Tommy-It's thing you make out
of what's left of the stewed chicken.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1911-02-02
Charge of Dynamite Lets Coin Communipaw
N. j., With Fearful Force, Killing and
Enjuring Many People.
Explosive While Being Transferred From Freight Car the Hold
Of Lighter is Set OFF, Blowing at Least Seven
Men to Eternity.

mans head were found swinging high
on tangled piece of rope.
The Katherine w. was tied to the
outer end Of the pier and q crew of
dock hands was unloading "A consign-
ment of 30 pound boxes from i've
freight cars to the lighter when the
crash came, one report wus that the
explosive was consigned to contractors
up the river for blasting along the
Palisades: another that It was bound
for Havana.
only the Whistler's flagstaff has
been found. The freight ear went up
IN a puff of dust. ON the rear deck of
the barkentine lngrid were found a
pair Of iron trucks They may be the
trucks of the dynamite ear or of one
Of the other four cars standing near.
which also were torn TO bits
Fifty yards back stood another car
of dynamite. The explosion ripped the
roof off and broke in the doors. but
the dynamite itself did not explode.
ON the Jngrid. the steel lnizzenmast
snapped off above the lower yard. and
the tangled wreckage came tumbling
about the decks. Everything aloft was
leveled flat, but the steel plates of the
hull held.
For 100 feet the pier end was de-
molished. The planking seemed to
have been ground to powder over
the broken edges hung twisted steel
rails of tracks. A steel gondola car
on the southernmost track looked like
an old hat used for football.
All about were strange freaks Of the
explosion. One freight car had the
roof blown inward as II II had been
crushed by n falling boulder but the
sides were not damaged.
The iron sheatins of the freight
house on pier No. g. 20 the north, was
pushed inward on the sidc nearest the
explosion aad outward on the farther
side.
IN the tralnshed OF the terminal.
nearly tho whole southern expo.lre Of
glass roof collapsed showcring the
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1911-02-02
ARCHBISHOP RYAN
IS AT POINT
OF DEATH
AGED PRELATE GIVES LAST
MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE
OF UNITED STATES.

Philadelphia. Feb. 1.-The Most Rev.
Patrick John Ryan, archbishop of Phil
adclphia, who has lain almost at the
point of death since last Thursday,
Is still alive bur his condition is
critical
In the afternoon he gave what is
probably his last message to the world
and his adopted country. through
Cardinal Gibbons. who visited him at
the cathedral residence.
Late tonight the archbishop's
physicians said his chances OF sur
viving the night were slender.
When Doctors LaPlace and Anders
left the sick room early tonight they
said Archbishop Ryans conditions was
much depressed.
He Is very weak and his pulse
flickers," they added. He was still
able to converse with us. but his
speech is not nearly 80 fluent as in the
afternoon when he vas talking with
Cardinal Gibbons"
Cardinal Gibbons made two visits to
the prelate today. In the conversation
the archbishop said:
"If we keep our country conserya-
tive, no country will be as great as
this, No country has such elements
of greatness as this"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1911-02-02

A FATAL JOKE.

Rome, Feb. 1.-The terrible outcome
of a holiday joke Is reported from the
wilds OF Sicily. Two young women
who had taken part in some holiday
festivities had ended up at a masked
ball. Anna Rlpili and her niece, An
tonia Polozi, a girl of 16. thought It
would be grand joke TO visit rel
ative, I.uigi Savarino. steward on the
big estate near Parinico. dressed as
Sicilian brigands. Their disguise was
all too effective. for when they ap-
preached Savarino's house he mistook
them for the real article, ran indoors,
came out on the balcony, and. gun in
hand. called out: who's thatw The
two women did not reply. but pointed
their harmless, unloaded weapons
straight at the frightened steward.
Savarino then fired two shots. One
killed the younger woman and the
other seriously injured her aunt. On
discovering his mistake Savarno
took to his heels. lie is s.i.l hiding.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1911-02-02
DEATH IS sudden
FOR ADMIRAL
SPERRY
RETIRED NAVAL OFFICER DIES
m WASHINGTON AFTER ILL
NESS OF FEW DAYS.

Washington, Feb. Rear Admiral
Charles Stillman Sperry, L. s. n. re-
tired, who commanded the Atlantic
fleet on the last leg of It's round the
world cruise, died suddenly this morn
Ing In Garfield hospital here OF pneu-
monla
Adj. raj Sperry arrived In Washing
ton last Friday from his home In New
port. r. L.. for special duty in the
state department incident to his rep
resentatlon Of the United States at
the conference Of naval powers of the
world at London. He WAS taken III
shortly after his arrival and Yesterday
afternoon he entered the naval hospl-
tai.
The death OF Admiral Sperry was a
shock to his fellow officers In the
navy department. which had counted
much on his assistance In perfectng
Il translation OF what Is known as the
declaration of London.
Admiral Sperry was born In Brock
Ign, n. Y, in 1847, graduating from
the naval academy In 1866,
He was recognized authority on
tactics and one of the most brilliant
strategists in the service. He also was
an authority on international law.
Admiral Sperry was retired for age
September 2, 1909.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1911-02-02
TAFT PAROLES
DEPUTY FEDERAL MARSHAL

Konowa. Okla, Feb Though the
fact is known only TO few in this
state, President Taft paroled Nelse
Jones from the United States peniter-
tiary at Leayenworth, Kan, two weeks
ago.
The famous deputy United States
marshal, prosecuted by the United
States government as an officer who
betrayed his trust, and considered as
a martyr by many people of Oklaho-
ma. who were familiar with the case,
arrived in Konowa about 10 days age
and will make that place his home
Jones was the deputy United States
marshal from whom were taken the
MacGeesey boys Seminole Indians, at
Violet Springs, in what is now Semi
mole county. about IA years ago. The
two Indians were burned by the mob
that took them from the4 officer. They
We're charged with lbrrtally mistreat-
ing and killing Mrs. Laird.