davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Sanitarium Fame.

First Invalid-You must think you
are somebody. judging from the way
you talk.
Second Ditto-I want you to real
ize sir, that I've been fought over in
some of the best hospitals in the land.
Puck.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Exauisite Anguish.

A man can hardly suffer any greater
anguish than to have the conversation
work away from funny story he was
scheming to slip in as apropos of
something that was said.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
2o.5oo.ooo PeepIe in Brazil.

The estimated population OF Brazil
is now 2O,500OO0, but no census has
ever been taken of this vast country
To take one would be a work OF almost
insurmountable difficulties.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Mixing Concrete.

For mixing concrete there has beer
invented a spade with long oval holes
in the blade, through which the finer
cement will flow and give the surface
a finer finish.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Toss OF Coin 10 Decide

Canton, Nov. 1.-THE official count
complete for mayor, shows a tie be
tween Trumbull, Democrat. and
Schilling, Socialist. The econtest Will
be decided by the toss of coin.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
LARGEST Drydock.

Begun eight years ago, the largest
drydock in the world. which measures
ss6 feet by 100 feet has just been
completed at Belfast.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mrs. Greeson came up from
Montrose Sunday evening for a
few days visit with her husband.
who is employed here by the
Mountain States telephone com
pany.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
A Friendly Clock.

Look and see If the clock is run
ming. dear" said grandma to small
Sadie. mo. it's standing still. grand
ma" reported Sadie, but it's wagging
its tail"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

DIR. w. +. Follansbee came in
from Denver Friday night. He
was in Denver on professional
business with our County Com
missioner, Art Roberts.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Willed by Nature,

Do not despise death, but be well
content with 1t, since this too is one
of the things which nature Wills
Marcus Aurelius.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Rrescicnce.

There is coming a break in your
life through a blonde woman" i
knew it, My nice dinner set Is going
to get smashed by our new Swedish
cooki"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Z. f. Mueller of Grand juno
ton, an oculist, was IN our city
last Saturday, attending to bu1i-
ness, also shaking HANDS with
friends.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mr.. and Mrs. w. F. Dorranee
left the first OF the week for San
Diego. California, where they will
spend the winter enjoying them
selves, pleasure they well de-
serve
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Wilson. who
have spent some time here at the
5. NJ. Wilson home, left last Fri
day morning for Omaha.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Value Of Coeoanut.

The cocoanut is not only valuable
as a source OF food and drink in trop-
ical countries, but It is also the best
of all trees for shade.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
The Mark Of Effort.

Seek not TO have things happen as
you choose them. but rather choose
them to happen as they do. and SC
shall you live prosperously.-Epic
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
On the Up Grade.

Women have taken up flying. Now
watch the aviation skirt replace the
hobble and the harem. They're get
ting nearer to trousers every day.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
The Strongest Force.

Peace is the strongest force there
is. but only few have made the dis
coyery.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Test of ModestY.

Our idea of modest man Is one
who doesn't honestly think he'd made
a good president.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
The oId-Eashioned Father.

Do you remember the old-fashioned
father who always used to ask his
daughters sweetheart to fill In at q
card game?
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mrs. Eliza Branstine of Colo
RADIO Springs arrived here last
evening and contemplates making
this her home.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
DR.. Harry A. Smith

OF Delta. Eye. Ear. Nose and
Throat specialist, will be at the
Paonia hotel the Second Tuseday
of every month. Glasses Fitted.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Reverence the Best.

Reverence that which is best in the
universe: and this is that which makes
use of all things and directs all things.
Marcus Aurelius.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
An Estimate.

What is your new automobiles
horsepower" Well. 1t took two to
haul it home the other day."
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Deserves Dishonor.

Whosoever has a thing with which
to discharge a debt, and refuseth to
do 1t, 1t is right to dishonor and pun.
ism hhim.-Mohammed.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Futile Rascality.

why do road agents hold up stage
coaches?" Il suppose to get money"
But don't they get only stage
money!"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Most Valuable Of All,

The world and all things in It are
valuable, but the most valuable thing
in the world is virtuous woman
Mohammed.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
OXsters Are NerXous.

Eels are not nearly so easily fright
ened as oysters. Oysters are so ner-
vous that a crash of thunder will kill
hundreds of them.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Aopeful.

Everybody knows it's risky to gam
BILE. but he hopes it will be riskier for
the fellow he CANDLES against.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
The Shame Of II.

It is a shame that ignorance and
conceit should be stronger than wis
dom.-Marcus Aurelius.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Valuable Fertilizer,

The dust collected from numerous
vacuum cleaners has proved to be
valuable fertilizer. and its sale has BE-
come a regular business in Paris.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Stock wanted to Pasture. Good
Oat. Alfalfa and Red Top pasture,
81 miles West of Paonia.
WooTToN & HAWKES..
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
A Tribute.

why does Binks call his motor car
the Goose?" Because its honk is so
natural"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
The Peaceful wsy,

You cannot go very far wrong II
you travel the way OF peace. None
can quarrel with you. If you will not
quarrel
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Real Beauty.

Real beauty cannot be rubbed on 1t
must go deeper than the skin. This
kind OF beauty cannot be rubbed OF.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Ten acres, all in cultivation, only
one mile from town. Cheap. See
G. G. HAWKINS
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Nature Provides.

Nothing happens TO any man which
he is not formed by nature to bear
Marcus Aurelius.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
= + + + + + + + = + = + Z Z Z =
+ LOCAL HAPPENINGS. +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + r + = .
New Books at Dunbar's.

Miss Sylvia Riley went to Som
erset last Saturday evening.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Mohammed's View.

The holder of a monopoly is a sin.
ner and offender.-Mohamme
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mr.. McDermot, Somerset's
genial merchant was in our city
Monday on business.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
A Steep One.

Did the horse you hired kick at the
start?" NO. but did at the price"
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Some Good Bargains in Bug
gies and Spring wagons.
+. p. BALcH
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Shine up---Shoe Dressing at
W-ELBOR.N7S.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mrs. McDermot and Miss Pat
terson of Somerset were Paonia
visitors Tuesday.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
The Rule of Safet

II you would be content. hor-
row nor lend: this refers a1,e
and money.-Puck.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Mrs S. G.. Porter visited a few
days last week with friends in
Hotchkiss.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Definition Of NeIocitv.

Teacher-What is velocits Johnnyi
Johnny-Velocity is what hap lets
so of a wasp with.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Guaranteed Tooth Brushes at
WELBOR.N"S.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Can deliver loose hay on orders.
E. P. BALCH.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Selhshness of Low

He who loves deeply fin
revenge in acting so that
one shall appear ungratetu,
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Ellis Wilson, son of S M Will
son went to Kansas City last week
where he will spend the winter.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16
Source of Athletic

Whatever We may prefer
and vanity are the usual
our affections.
The Paonia progressive and the Paonia newspaper., 1911-11-16

Free--.4 tube of Tooth Paste at
Welborn's.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19

8eriooe, fir Die mir cine Stotiitif
baben, oufgenomnlelt bot, 10 lit fiji:
1895 / WiGioroe 1St MiQionen
Marf uno fir 1909 3 Minioroert
222 MiGionen Morf feit5uiteGen.
0os iinb 3oblelt, pieaei6t 81 pleI
3ablen; ih tuerbe mid bitten, lire
Sprade ourh lange &omme1ltore
ob5uidnaden. @enn i6 oies Ser
Oeffentlidfeit befannt ge9eben bt,-
be, 10 geIhiebt oies, Inn nad8ulpet,
len, mie iebr mir lit 6ronfreid Sen
ipofienoen 8olltano 9eutiflollbs
perfennen. @enn Ser 8reis oes
@eloes bort ein menig teurer nno
Der aurs Ser Staotsonleiben cin
wenig niebriger lit ols BET uns, lit
SOS fem 8r1tnb porbanben2 8ir per-
niger @elo porbanoen lit? Wir Der.
iteifen l,ns bororf, BARN ein 3eiden
Der Mrn1ut GIT erbliden, mas i'm @e-
genteil Elm 8emeis ftnonsieler
@irfiomfeit u1to ausgebebnter inou.
ltrieuer Broouftion lit. Dor 1870
idrie man uni Die @ettc, ooB
Oeutidlano peoer Slinten nod Col
oaten babe; bette sefGllt man iid oa.
rim, gu pieberbolen bab es arm lit.
Siiten mir uns, oaB Der Srrtlln
nidt ebeni 10 berbattgnispon Jet.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19
Bic leeteu stnarts.

Die 2pnooner rationale 1or-
tratgalerie, Die an ii6 gu ben be-
merfensiperteiten Sommlilngen Der
britiiden Sauptltaot gebort, bat Ell
ne Gigentiimlidfeit, Die olld) fiji
anoere @allerien na6abnrenspert
mare, uno Die man dls oBratenoen-
efe" be5eidnen fonnte. 9dmli6
Die 8iloniiie geitiir5ter uflo BERTHE
bener Serriderfomilien uno ibrer
Hahfommen Der Braten0enten,
iino biibid in elmer @de pereinigt,
mo onnn Der 9eidauer ben 5ami-
lientpp itioieren fam. Nifts 1T
lebrrei6er ais Die @eiifter ser
letter. Stuorta oaraufbin an5uieben
= ipie lie nodgeraoe etpus poaig
unengliides, einen balb iiioliden
Stempel angenommen bdben. 90
treffen mir ounfle Saare, peiblid)e
@eiifter, porgeihobene llnterlippen
fpie bel ben 9ourbonen uno 5obS-
burgern, fllr3, elm &onigsgei6leht,
bns ourh ieinen uebertritt CUR ia.
tboliiden HeIigion uito our6 feline
Seiraten NIT italienii6en uno por.
tueieitihen 8rin5eiiinnen jeoe 5iib-
lung NIT Der eigenen &oiie perlo-
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19

Die Graube eie6t Nein, ond)
lpenm lie nit Siiben 5ertreten miro.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19
IS gift ci,tcm @erimdJ.

SH SutHDtS III l1dH leRl oapei,
Elm iogenonntes SEE riudsgeieb ms
2eben gu rufen, monah urporle-
itrafte 8erbre6er, Dor a1en1 lolhe,
oie ii6 bisber zines ~taoeloicn
2eumunoes erfreuten, periu6smeile
freigeIaiien uno nidt eingeiperrl
peroen iollen, 10 baB lie Dor oel
8%eriibrung NIT bartgeiottenen Ser.
bredern belpabrt bleiben. 9os lit eth
@eriud, pomit man Ser p%ielfad)
ausgeipro6enen @nitdt entgegen4
fomlnen min, oab es porteilbafter
lei, 4nfaneer auf Ser gerbredler-
lauf6abn gu beiiern, itatt linen oltrd)
Strafen ben 6iidmee gu einem an
ltanoigen 2eben gu erihmerell ooer
iie sar ourh 3uiamlneniperrune nit
peroorbenem @eiinoel erft redt auI
Die a6ibliiiiige 8obn 5u bringen
Die Code bat ettpas fir iid, oas
laBt ii1 nidt beItreiten. @ripiei encr,
maBen tit ia Die @efobr, oie fir
berbaltnismaBig nod unbefoneells
l1ebeltatern I'M Gerfebr nit obge
briibten gerbredern ltegt, cine MIDI
geringe, uno iopiel obne Sbdoi
guns Der seieaidaftli6en SronurJ
geiheben fam, nm eine iolhe @e
fabr 81 bermeioen, ioate nabeoinsl
gei6eben. Nur borf man iid oabel
ieinem guten Ser5elt niht 5t meii
fortreiBen loiien, bari nidt pergel
len, oaB Die meni6li6e @eieaiho'i
ourd ben 8erbreder geihaoigt iii,
oaB oieier alio CUR Siibne perpflid)
tet lit, nidt umgefebrt. Das Ser.
bre6en muB seabnoet merben, Ell
nerlei oh Ser gerbreder ooour6 81
Sdooen fommt ooer rid)t. @tu
man benz Mnfdnger oie @~elegenbc;i
bietett, ilm5ufebren uttb iid) gu bel
fern, 10 mub man nit eroBter 0or.
iidt 5u @erfe geben uno ii6 mol
bitten, ELM iolfes @eies allgernein
giiltig ur13lltpenoelL es momoglih
gu einem 8ehte oes @erbredrs 81
MAIDEN. Damn mdre bas gnoe lar
ger als Die @urit. Mnes, mas oud
nur ben Sbein eripefen fonnte, als
beabfidtigte man Die Citrate fin
oas erite @erbre6en ab5uihaffen.
iolte iorefdltig nermieben meroen.
gs ioate ausoriidli6 I'M @eiete be
merit iper6en, bah cine Itrafloie
6reilailung alf YeriudJ in ieoem
einaelnen Safe MIR auf @runo
iorgfdltieer Brifung Ser l1mitanoe
uno na6 Der perionli6en uebsr-
3eilgung oes &ihters erfoIgen Dir
fe. Mon peiB, tpie idnea man bier
5ulanoe nit einem o&ro5eoen5faa"
bel Der 6ano lit.
Cont laBt fid mol faum ettpas
geeen BEN @eriuh init einem iolG}en
Geiese %einiperoell unb man ioate es
oesbalb einmal barauf anfommell
laiien. Sobiel lit iiber, oieie
perlubsmeiie fsreilaiiung bon Neu-
lingen oirfte oos offentlide Hehts-
gefibl unb Die menidllibe @eieG=
idoft idmerlid in Dem @oBe ida-
oigen, mie es Die por5eitige Srei-
Iaiiung abgefeimter @erbredr tut,
Die Ieiber in gar manhen Staatell
i'm Sdtpange lit. limo menn aud
nur bic urb 90 eine Wenidenieele
Dor Dem S6idinle bepabrt miro,
i'm Sumpfe gu periinfen, oann lit
Der gorihIag oes @eriudes mert.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19
Spesieae Oferte.

Hbelmatismusleioenoe ltno Nie-
rem glaien Magen, l1nterleibs.
Seber- unb Sautfranfbeit 2eioeroe
fonnen mdbreno 80 Sagen cine pole
$1.00 S6u6tel bon &ioolo fir 25c
befommen. 0idt mebr ols 4 S6ady
teln (mel6e in ben meiiten sSqqen
betlen) perben an cine 8erion su
oieiem ipe5ie1en 8reiie eeionot. 9i-
oele lit Elm tpinoerpoues Wtittel uto
til i6on felt 10 Sobren i'm 8ebrauf
uno bot Snuienbe gebeilt. Mun
lertoe griefmorfen, @elo ooer 8oitol
Wtonep Srber an Die y3ioolo Co.,
8oleoo, g." Die 5irma lit 5ltberIGi.
Jig uno pobrbeifsliebeno uno be.
itebt i6on felt 10 Sabren.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19
Sob in henen1 aener

mag nidt ourf) granoitiftter Der
beigefibrt peroen; ood lit es gut.
@rnica Salbe fir i6nere
gronomlinoen an Sono gu boben
8eieitigt @ei6miire, S%autent5iin-
Dung etc. Nltr SOC Bel naen 9rltg.
giiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-01-19

5amorrbOiben sebeirt in 6 = IA sasen.
Sbr 9russiit stebt bas @elb 5uriid,
falls Hasp Ointment irsenb einen Sal
bon iudenben, blinoen. blutenben ODER
9erportretenoen Sdmorr1oiben in 6 bis
IA Sasen nidt beilt. so Gents.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
Agents Wanted

A young man or woman who can de-
vote all or part of his or her time driv-
ing through the country and taking ord
ers for an article of value to every farm
er. No investment required. Position per-
manent with an assured good income.
Applicants will please give the names Of
three responsible business men for refer
ences as to ability and character and at
the same time state whether you can de-
vote all or part Of your time to the work
and what territory you can cover. P. O.
box 907, Des Moines, Iowa.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
CANNOT SHOW THEIR TEETH
Dentists at Disadvantage In the Mat
ter of Advertising, Compared With
Other Professions and Businesses.

men in every other profession and
business have the advantage of dem
lists In the matter Of Advertising
said a man with forceps in his hand
"They can persuade good-looking
young women to wear their goods for
Photographic purposes; the dentist
cannot. The whitest, evenest set Of
false teeth ever made cannot tempt a
woman to wear them and be photo
graphed with her mouth wide open.
Manufacturers Of cosmetics and
artificial hair are besieged by women
who are willing to daub their faces
with paint and powder and build their
heads out with puffs and braids into
any style of architecture desired for
Photographic advertisements Meth
er do they balk at patent wearing ap-
parel. The most absurd garment ever
invented can find somebody to pose in
1t before the camera But false teeth
are universally bkcklisted.
Every woman who gets photograph.
ed with her mouth spread into a smile
wants people to think that the teeth
she shows are her own, and the den.
fist who would dare to label the pic.
ture These teeth made by DIR. Plank
would lay grounds for libel suit
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
Should Be Eindinu Oath.

For devout and ironclad oath. the
following, administered to the officials
Of Siam, is not likely to be outdone:
<'May the blood flow from the veins,
may crocodiles devour me, may l be
condemned to carry water to the
flames Of hell in vessels without bot
toms. After death may l enter into
the body of slave. May suffer
the harshest treatment during all
times in years as numerous as the
sands Of the seas. May l be reborn
deaf, dumb and blind and afflicted
with dire maladies. May I also be
thrown into Norak-the lower regions
and tortured by Prea Yam, if I
break the oath"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
Viebdhn'S Hard Role

For honestly, independence and all
around legislatiyes efficiency, it would
be difficult to find more careful or
better qualified man to place at the head
Of the education committee than Assem-
blyman Viebahn. 1t was in recognition
of these traits that Speaker Ingram con-
ferred upon him the distinction of being
made chairman of an important commit
tee Notwithstanding the fact that Assem-
blyman Viebahn is a Democrat and the
Legislatures overwhelmingly Republic
an.
At this session a place upon the educa-
ton committee is no easy assignment.
There are reason for this, they can be
found in the fact that the university
fight has been projected into the situa-
ton to such an extent that the it affords
an excuse, for or against, many of the
measures of educational import. Mem
bers will deny, and perhaps honestly so,
that there is an organized influence con-
stantly at work, spreading the doctrine
of the univerSity's usefulness, the right
fulness of its purpose in extending its
service in many Of the avenues Of state
functions. This influence is so firm in
its footing and SO certain of its results
that part it is Of the Legislature, leaving
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12

its impress upon many of the plans pro-
posed. Whether the policy is right or
wrong, or whether the results securedare
of benefit to the state, depend entirely
upon the viewpoint. 1t is big in
fluence, reinforced by machinery which
operates wherever a university graduate,
under solicitation, can be made to write
a letter or bring pressure to bear upon
the members. Those who have come in
conflict with this influence know what
it amounts to and the pockets and desks
of the members contain letters in verif-
cation of this.
The above excerpt from the Milwaukee
Evening Wisconsin, makes us proud of
our assemblyman who has taken a high
position as conscientious legislator.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
Venice Pdrk-Nemdhbin Lake
Sacrifice Sale

20 Choice waterfront and wooded resi-
dence lots from $4,000 up. Finest
shing nd hunting. Milwaukee Water
town trolley stops in front of the proper
ty, Must be sold in 80 days; owner moved
East and needs funds. Come early and
pick your choice.
Write or telephone W. S Nc DOwell,
Agt. OcOnomowoc, Wis.
TELEPHONE No. 1923. 1910
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
Men and Women

Perhaps you did not know that there
are thousands of fine positions open for
both .men and women. Such as Rail
way Mail Clerk, which pays $500 to
$1400 year. Postal Clerk or Carrier,
salary $500 to $1,000, Custom House
Clerk or Department Clerk, pays 5000
to $500 year. If you are interested
in securing one Of these fine positions
you should write at once for a Free
Book. Address, Central Schools Dept. A.
SIP Rochester, n. Y.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1911-05-12
Smoke --latest Out" Sc cigar.
DIR. BARRIERS dental office
is now over SaliCk'S Jew
elry store, next to bridge.

AIluuI h10Adllu VI hCSSSFIl1S w do
in the city yesterday. Mr.. Klemann
will shortly remove his family to this
city.
W. F. Gruetzmacher is dividing his
time between the Bargain Stores in Wa
tertOwn and OcOnOmOWOc-und machen
viel gelt.
Gas ranges, gas plates. oil and gaso-
stoves refrigerators and other hot
weather goods to be had of The Central
Trading Co.
Sunday, May IA is "Mother's Day" and
every person should observe the lday in
that manner that their love for mother
might suggest.
Fremont LounsbuTy and son Carl of
Pipersville, were in the city Saturday,
having come that Carl might have some
dentistry done.
Service in the English language will
be held at ST. Johns Lutheran church
once month hereafter, for the benefit
of the younger members.
The funeral of Miss Catherine Scion
was held Tuesday morning at o'clock
from ST. Bernard's church and the burial
was in the church cemetery.
The Bittner team played the Mayville
team Sunday at Mayville and brought
home scores and left to make the
the opposing team feel good.
FOR SALE-house at Gil North Church
street, modern improvements. A bar
gain if sold at once. Inquire on pre-
misses or at the Leader office.
The man of moderate means should
not hesitate to make use OF our safe de-
post vaults. Only twenty-five cents a
month. Bank of Watertown.
The editor of of Leader would be
pleased to have his rural correspondents
when in the city to call at office so he
can become acquainted with them.
The old saying, ''if you want pie you
must ask for pie" still holds good, and
if you want anything else you must ash
for it of The Central Trading Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Sutton Of Clyman
were in the city last Friday. Mr.. Sutton
is one of the well-to-do farmers in Dodge
County and one Of it's best citizens.
j. w. Moore has been at La Crosse
during the week in attendance at The
annual convention of the Knights o.
Columbus, held this year in that city.
Joe Kruger and little .neice, Haze
Kruger both Of Dousman, were TIL
guest Of their cousin, Casimir Heinrich
ST., and family, Saturday and Sunday.
Children Cry
FOR FIETCHER'S
G a ST O RIA