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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
WOMAN OF TITLE
SITS AT RINCSIDE
TO WATCH FIGHT
Lang -Langford Go Appeals to
Her Imagination and She
Wakes Enthusiastic
About It.

London-Special: Lady Constance
Richardson. the beautiful Scottish
woman who has given New York and
London society more genuine thrills
shan any other woman IN the United
Kingdom, and who is known best as a
barefoot dancer, watched the Lang
Langford prize fight from a ringside
seat. Society, however, was not sur
prised; 1t never is at anything this
titled woman does; but just to show
that she was in earnest Lady Con-
stance brought half a. dozen women
friends with her.
Not a movement in; the ring escaped
their notice from time the men shook
hands until the interrupted sixth round
Lady Constance patted her carefully
dressed hands and rooted" for Lang
up to the very moment he was dis
qualified for fouling the Boston negro
Sorry About Result.
And Lady Richardson was disap-
pointed over the outcome. To a corr
respondent she said:
Il wasn't bit nervous; no. indeed;
| have seen boxing contests before. 1t
was delightfully."- exciting while 1t
lasted. but the finish was decidedly
disappointing to me, as 1t must have
been to every one.
Il don't believe Lang fouled his OPP
ponent Intentionally. He doesn't APP
pear to be that kind Of man. !
think he was half dazed and really
didn't know what he was doing.
Lang is a plucky chap. Gracious!
Did you see the punishment he got
The blows he received were most Sc
we're after the third round and he
withstood them very well. 1 really feel
sorry for him."
Took Interest in Lang.
Lady Constance took more than q
passing interest . in the welfare of
lang. She had been telling her friends
for weeks that she hoped he would
win. Then she went to his training
quarters and saw him work out. She
was impressed by tho physique and
sll-around ability of the Australian.
TO bolster up Lang's spirits Lady
morning a Japanese lucky charm, at
the same time wishing him success.
Lang. pulled with pride, Immediately
sat down and in his best kangaroo
English wrote reply, expressing his
thanks.
Has Often Furnished Thrills.
Three times Lady Richardson won
the woman's swimming championship
Of England. She rides to hounds, hunts
DlS game ana plays POLO with men
Two years ago this month she gave
New Workers shock by appearing in
series Of barefoot dances. She fur
nished the sensational feature Of an
entertainment given by Mrs. William
K. Vanderbilt, jr. and another by Mrs
James A. Burden. After that she an
nounced that thereafter when she
danced she would expect $500 a per-
Torrance. She would use the money,
she said. to found a school for boys in
Scotland.
AS to cavorting about in her I'M
dressed "tootsies," Lady Constance ex-
planned that her, dancing was really
classic, and one couldn't reach RICH art
In the dance unless the arms and feet
were barred.
she appeared at a fashionable lunch
con wearing a green jacket, top boots
and riding trousers.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

pain, my nerves are stronger ana Gun
do my own work. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cured me after
everything else had failed, and / rec.
ommend it to other suffering women"
Mrs. VIM. SEALS Cos w. Howard ST.,
Creston, Iowa.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu-
inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency Of Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills should not lose sight Of
these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
restore their health.
If you want special advice write
to Mrs. Pink ham, at Lynn, Mass.
She will treat your letter as
strictly confidential. For 90 years
she has been helping sick women
i'm this way, free of charge. Don't
hesitate-write at once.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
And So They Couldn't.

Some doctors couldn't cure a ham.-Mn.
Eaukee Wisconsin.
And some lawyers couldn't try case
Of lard.-Scranton Tribune.
And some pianists couldn't play a line
Of hose.-Mobile Register.
And some artists couldn't draw a pint
Of beer.-Boston Transcript.
And some newspaper men cannot write q
eheck.-Syracuse Post Standard.
And some druggists cannot fill Iona
eelt want.-Aurora Daily Beacon.
And some cobblers cannot shoe a hen.-
Burlington Hawkeye.
And some dentists couldn't fill a pulpit.
Eeokuk Gate City.
And some preachers couldn't save theil
own soles.-Atlantic Telegraph.
And some would be detectives cannon
and the lost chord. while there are some
peace officers who could not even arrest
public attention.-Des Moines Capital
And some tight-wads couldn't spend .
Jew days.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
WQMAN'S VANITY IS
SHOWN UP IN COURT
Condemns Her Husband to
Separation From Her as
Really Cruel Punishment.

West Hammond, Ind.-Special: Mrs.
Thomas Lickey, claiming her hus-
band had hurled sundry breakfast
dishes at her, caused his arrest. Trial
was held before Judge. Frank Green,
who, after hearing witnesses on both
sides, called the wife to the bench and
said:
Now, Mrs. Lickey, you have heard
the evidence on both sides. I want you
to be the judge and you may impose
any sentence on your husband in con-
formity with the law"
Lickey's face blanched as he said:
Here's where go to jail until warm
weather."
Mrs. Lickey wept softly and said:
TON, I sentence you to 10 days
separation from me-"
Judge Green gasped and exclaimed:
"Womans vanity! Is that the worst
punishment you can infiict on your
husband?"
Mrs. Lickey said it was, and her
husband told the judge he would take
a 10 days rest.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

While the first national orange show
In the United States will be held in
San Bernardino March 6 to Il; it will
be an exposition in which the entire
state Of California will be interested
for the reason that the prime object Of
the move Is to advertise to the world
the magnitude of the orange industry
and the fact that only in California can
the golden fruit be grown under the
best conditions.
The plan to be followed is similar
to that so successfully carried out
in the past at the national apple show
and the national corn show. A man.
moth tent as large as that used by the
largest circus has been obtained and
in 1t will be arranged not only the ex-
hibits of citrus fruit from all sections
Of California and Arizona, but also dis
plays representing the kindred indus
tries such as box making, packing,
preceding and refrigeration and min
iature Of the railroad equipment neces-
sary to get the golden harvest to the
market. In the center OF the tent, the
space used for the rings at a circus,
will be artistically arranged working
models of things related to the orange
industries, such as packing houses rail-
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
FRENcH BEAN COFFEE,
| CENT A POUND

1t will grow in your own garden.
Ripening here in Wisconsin in so
days. Splendid health coffee and cost
ing to grow about one cent pound.
A great rarity; healthful drink.
Send us today Is cents in stamps
and we will mail you package above
coffee seed with full directions and
our mammoth seed and plant cata-
log free. Or send us 81 cents and we
add 10 packages elegant flower and
ansurpassable vegetable seeds, suffi'
cient to grow bushels of vegetables
and flowers. Or make your remittance
40 cents and we add to all Of above 10
packages Of wonderful farm seed spe'
cialties and novelties. John A. Salzer
Seed Co., 1872 S. Sth ST., La Crosse, Wis
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
A Generous Gift

Professor Munyon has just issued q
most beautiful, useful and complete al.
manac. 1t contains not only all the sci
entifc information concerning the moons
phases, in all the ATTITUDES, but has il
iustrated articles on how to read char
acter by phrenology, palmistry and birth
month. 1t also tells all about card read.
ing, birth stones and their meaning, and
gives the Interpretation of dreams. 1t
teaches beauty culture, manicuring,
gives weights and measures and antidotes
for poison. In fact, it is Magazine Al
manac, that not only gives valuable in.
formation, but will afford much amuse.
ment for every member of the family,
especially for parties and evening enter
|tainments. Farmers and people in the
rural districts will find this Almanac al
most invaluable.
1t will be sent to anyone absolutely
free on application to- the Munyon Rem
|edy Company, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Couldn't Serve Mamma, Too

From the st. Paul Dispatch.
The weekly lesson in Sunday school
dealt with the corrupting influence Of lux
ury and worldliness, and the golden text
was a well known sentence that the super
intendent wished all the children to re-
member.
and the superintendent, mounting the plat
form for final review Of the lesson. when
the school assembled for closing exer-
,ises, was sure of a pleasant response
from his pupils.
Who" he began, "can u'peat the gold
en- text?'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

A score of hands were raised, and the
superintendent chose little girl with blue
eyes, a well-bred, well-behaved little girl
from a well-to-do and particular" fam
ily to repeat the text for him.
"Well, Dorothy he said. you may tell
1t to us. Stand up so we can all hear
you"
Dorothy stood up, in the prett.ness of
her best dress and the daintiness Of her
hair ribbons.
You cannot" she said, distinctly.
"You cannot serve God and mamma"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Reason Enough.

A negro near Xenia. O., had been
arrested for chicken stealing. He had
stolen SO many that his crime had be
come grand larceny.
He was tried and convicted, and
brought In for sentence.
Have you any reason to offer why
the judgment of the court should not
|be passed upon you?" he was asked
well, jedge," he replied, II CANT
leo to Jail now, nohow. I'm buildin' q
shack out yonder, an l Jus CANT 60
Tin git 1t done. You kin sholy see
| dat. 2-Philadelphia Sunday Evening
Post
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
HONEST CONFESSION
A Doctors Talk on Food.

There are no fairer set Of men on
(rth than the doctors, and when they
Pd they have been in error they are
|ually apt to make honest and manly
mission Of the fact.
A case in point is that OF a practt
Pner, one Of the good old school, who
les In Texas. His plain. unvarnished
e needs no dressing up:
ri had always had an intense preju
Re, which I can now see was unwar
Ptable and unreasonable, against all
pchly advertised foods. Hence, !
yer read line of the many ads Of
APE Nuts, nor tested the food till
p winter.
while In Corpus Christi for my
Rlth. and visiting my youngest SON
o has four of the ruddiest, healthi
little boys I ever saw, ate my
Pt dish of Grape-Nuts food for sup
/ with my little grandsons.
became exceedingly fond of II
As'S OdSCh q puChuSO VI IL oNCIy
Eek since, and find 1t q delicious, re.
shing and Strengthening food, leav.
no Ill effects whatever, causing no
citations with which I was for.
rly much troubled), no sense of
ness, nausea, nor distress of stom.
In any way.
There Is no other food that agrees
me so we'll or sits as lightly or
asanty UPON my stomach as this
Is.
am stronger and more active
ce l began the use Of Grape-Nuts
have been for 10 years, and
no longer troubled with nausea
Indigestion" Name given by
tum Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
ook In pkgs. for the famous little
The Road to MELVILLE"
There's a Reason"
yer read the above letter. A new
appears from time to time. They
genuine, true, and full Of human
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Rebelled.

Mrs. Richquick-John, want you to
buy rev parlor suit.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures, I've been
agreeable enough so far to get differ
ent clothes for morning. noon, after
noon and night, but I'm consumed II
III change 'em every time go into a
different room"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Bits of Philosophy

People are bad when they have no
interest in anything good.
People are good when their interests
are absorbed in something profitable.
Did you ever notice that stingy
man is usually an inefficient man?
Did you ever notice that stingy
man usually becomes less efficient with
Increasing years?
That IL he Is a mechanic, he IS US
ually not equal to those ar und him;
chat IL he is business man he usually
lust goes up to certain point and
that not a very high one by a very
slow process. and then, too, declines by
an equally slow process.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Logic.
From the New York Globe. -r

From the New York Globe.
Here is a pretty bubble from the new
edition Of Logic for the Million" which
Sharper Knowlson has prepared:
David said in his wrath, All men are
liars.
Therefore, David was liar.
Therefore, what David said was not true.
Therefore David was not liar.
But If David was not a liar, what he said
was true-namely, that all men are liars.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

A stingy man never quits in the
fuilness or his powers, but usually
after a long and steady decline.
A strngy man is one restrained by
fear.
The liberal man is one impelled by
hope.
A mans perfection is in proportion
to his hopes.
Take hope out Of any man and you
will have just what the world would
be without it,-nothing.
Restraining our expenditures in what
we suppose are economies is very fire.
quently an extravagant expenditure of
our efficiency.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Pleaded Case on Merit

dressed woman in his place. He protested
with all the politeness he could muster,
but the woman turned on him with fash
ing eyes
''Sir," she remarked. haughtily, do you
know that am one Of the directors
wives?'
my dear madame he responded, III
you were the directors only wife SHOULD
still ask for my chair.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
From the Philadelphia Times.

From the Philadelphia Times.
A man travelling westward on through
express, one day last week. left his seat
N the crowded dining car. just after he
iad ordered his luncheon. He went to get
something he had forgotten in the Pull
man.
When he returned, in spite OF the fact
hat he had left a magazine on the chair
n the diner. he found = handsomely
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Down With ,Em.

Young Lord Fairfax, In a brillian
speech at the club hous,
Tuxedo, praised women.
Down with the misogymist," said
crd Fairfax. Down with the cyni
y type Of male brute who says will
10 Cornish fisherman:
Winners, like pilchards. When
PMS bad ems bad, and when emf
pod, ems only middlin'.'"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Music Hall Losing Vogue.

Music halls have increased very lit.
tie in the last few years. Some have
gone back to drama. Others have
been run partly with drama. Others
have gone over to picture entertain.
uents. The picture houses have not
added to their own by new
buildings. london stage.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

In my 81 u e, SICK
headaches and ner-
vousness. / had Ia
ken so many medi-
cines that / w as
discouraged a nd
thought I would
never get well. A
friend told me Of
Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound and it re-
stored me to health.
I have no more
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

The test of whether you are edu-
Gated is, can you do what you ought,
when you ought, whether you want to
do 1t or not?-Herbert Spencer.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

The entire object of true education
is to make people not merely do the
right thing, but enjoy the right thing.
-Ruskin.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

honor any man anywhere. who,
in the conscious discharge Of what
be believes to be his duty, dares to
stand alone.-Charles Sumner.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Not Easy.

From the Washington Star.
what Is the hardest work you DOR
MY hardest work." replied Senator
Sorghum. lis trying to look like my photo
graph and talk like my speeches when ]
get lack 70 MY home town.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
A Way of GETTING Even.

A Way Of Getting Even.
Hewitt-When asked the old man
FOR his daughters hand he walked all
over me.
Jewett-Can't you have him arrest
ed for violation of the traffic regula-
lions?
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

LADIES CAN WEAR, SHOES
one size smaller after using Aliens FootE Ease,
the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
shoes 1t makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
Refnse substitutes For Free trial package, adj
dress Allen 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

Common sense in an uncommon de-
gree Is what the world calls wisdom
Coleridge.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

Users of Trask's Ointment for Piles
should read DIR. VIM. T. Mars new
Practical Study of Piles" sent free by d.
Ransom, Son & Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
Hoods
S arsaparilIa.

Will purify your blood, clear.
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feel
ing, build you up. Be sure to
take it this spring.
Get It In usual liquid form or chocolated
tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses 81.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Ouinipe Tablets
Druggists refund money II IL fails to cure Il. w.
GROVES signature Is on each box. Csc.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

Garfield Tea has brought good health to
thousands! Unequaled for constipation.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

The reward of thing well done is
10 have done it.--Emerson.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

A cup of Garfield Tea before retiring
will insure that all-important measure, the
daily cleaning of the system.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
INFLAM=
NATION
AND PAIN
Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Creston, Iowa." was troubled for
a long time with Inflammation, pains
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09
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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1911-03-09

|RRAL CO.. Ltd
Creek. Mich
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-24
THE PENALTY OF HAVING BRAINS.

The successful men in the world all have enemies. It is one of the penalties accompanying forcefal op. eration in any line. The man who labors in any worthy reform must of necessity come to the front with his ideas and their application creates opposition. The man who goes out into the hills and finds mineral and develops it is envied of many just because he has won. The preacher who gets out of the old rut and talks modern systems for the aid of hu- manity develops strong opposition. The man who wins in oil wells. or in lumber, in printing a newspaper or growing blooded cattle; in wrest- ling. boxing, sprinting. or in autonio. bile racing. gets on the nerves of many people. The man who fore casts alright the value Of real estate and gathers in a bunch of it. the man who wins in the political fight, the one who invents some wonderful machine. or who pitches a fast game of ball. is envied of many. The man who does things. who blows on- ward, throwing aside all obstacles and comes to the tape a winner may expect to hear the ring of the knock CTS hammer
 You can escape all this by being a mere plug. by sitting down and let ting the crowd rush bys by letting your brains get musty and dusty anc rusty. by being a nine spot in the industrial pack; by slipping back ward on the commercial highway and by letting every other fellow run into you and laurzis you over withSut any protest on your part. The fellow who has been a failure in life caa
Bisbee daily review., 1911-03-24
A GREATLY
 CHANGED SENATE.

The mere recital of the change la the political balance in the senate .ooes not fully express the trasls .ormation which March { will make in that bouy.
 The retirement of Nelson W. Ala rich removes from the senate it's most conspicuous name and figure. Mr. Aldrieh was a senator thirty years and as chairman of the finance committee has been a great power. Much more than Mir. Payne of the house be is responsible for the final shaping of the tarir bill which joins their two names in public re sentiment.
 Mir. Hale should be named next to Mr. Aldrich in senatorial influence. He entered the Maine legislature in 1867. the house in 1871. the senate in 1881. He was chai5man of the important appropriations committee, the strongest member of the naval affairs committee and fourth in the finance committee. MT. Purrows was second on the finance eonnfttee.
 Kean and Oepew. though not con spicuous as senators. held the office for twelve years So did Scott. and Beveridge the popular leader of in surgency. Carter, who served with one break since 'ISs5, was once chairman of the republican national committee and an important part of the majority machine. Warner dated from 1905. with Burkett. Piles. Flint. and BuIkeley.
 Money. with fourteen years ex. perienee. was not conspicuously able minority member. Dick, seven years in the senate. was merely a vote. No statement of senate changes would be complete that failed to include Elkins. MeEnery. Daniel. Clay and Deliver. who have died in harness.
 
 It will be senate greatly altered within less than a year by deaths. resignation and failures of re-eiec- tion which vice-President sherman will call to order in special session on April 4 glft