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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
200 Cairo Fans to
Attend Paducah Game

Two hundred Cairo fans will go
to Paducah Sunday on the steamer
Three States to attend the last game
of the season between the two old
rivals, Cairo and Paducah.
G, w Hurley, who has charge Of
the tickets at the ball park. is MAX
ing arrangement for the boosting
trip, and a grand auto parade in
Paducah preceding the game.
A portion Of the grand stand at
Wallace will be arranged for the
Cairo fans, who, under the leader
ship Of Chorister Rube McCrite, will
make the Cairo team win If yelling
has anything to do with causing a
victory.
About twenty automobiles will be
taken up from Cairo decorated with
pennants and banners and these will
be met at the boat landing with
some autos belonging to Paducah ano
a few trolley cars and the parade
through the principal streets of the
city, headed by brass band from
cairo, will be made.
The boat will leave Cairo at s
O'Clock Sunday morning arriving in
Paducah about o'clock and return
ing, will leave there Immediately
after the ball games.
The fare for the round trip will
be 81 and autos, where containing
four or more passengers, will be car
ried free. A number have signiiied
their intention of bringing automo-
biles and others should notify G, w.
Hurley.
A stop will be made at Mound City
for all hill billies" who desire to
accompany the Cairo rooters.
Refreshments will be sold on the
boat
Because of the double header all
the more viii attend and Hurley
who has the matter in charge, adj
vises all to purchase tickets before
Sunday in case the boat will not ac-
commodate as many as want to go
Tickets are on sale at the Halliday,
the Marion, Henckel's druk store
and Egan and French's
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

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digestion. restores health and vigor
makes the old feel young and keeps
the young strong and vigorous. II is
prescribed by doctors and Is recognized
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Former Marshal Is Murderer.

Pocahontas, H., Sept. 8--James
Williamson. former marshal of Posa-
hontas, shot and killed lanes Burns
last night after firing a suot at
Burns companion, Thomas Fender
CAST. He then fled to the county
seat, Greenville, and surrendered
Before 1t was learned that William
son had surrendered blood hounds
were put on the trail. Burns and
Pendergast came here recently from
Murphysboro.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
BOOKS ARE TOO
COSTLY HE SAYS
Holbert Otis Crews, Writer, Dc.
clares Illinois Pays Too Much
For Texts, and Asks Legal
Regulation of Prices.

Illinois is paving too much for its
school text books according to the
evidence contained in an articleby
.tlalbert Otis Crews appearing in the
current issue of The Illinois States
man" Although the Illinois cheap
er text book law has been declared
unconstitutional by the Supreme
Court, because Of technically, In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

The teams all over the league
have nick names. Cairo is known
as the River Rats and the Swamp
Angels, Vincennes as Hoosiers ard
Button Heads. Paducah as Pole
Cats. GAINESVILLE as Hill Billies,
HopkiasvilIe as Lunatics, Jackson
as Bootieggers, Fulton as Corn
Crackers and Henderson as Hens
and Chickens The Vincennes pa
pers will furnish MS with a new set
for use next year
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Sells Ireland.

According to press dispatches,
Ireland, who played star BAH for
John Nairns Moguls, has been sold
TO the Philadelphia National league
elua. Ireland is easily the fastest
shortstop in the league In the first
hall he led the Kitty shortstops in
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Chlid's REQUEST.

Bobby's aunt had often brought him
some tiny chocolate nice. which ne
liked very much except for their size.
One day he sidled up 10 her coaxing.
ly and said: "Auntie next time you
buy chocolate mice. won't you please
buy rats?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

sanRation and the time seems op-
perfume for progress and | am con
tident that when the progressive
idea that prevails gets well under
way Cairo, ILL.,, will be well to the
front
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
NEW YORK AND CHICAGO KEEP PACE IN
FIGHT FOR NATIONAL LEAGUE REMNANT
PHILADELPHIA STRENGTHENS HER LEAD IN AMERICAN RACE
OVER DETROIT WITH CLEVELAND IN THIRD POSITION
NEW YORK TEAM IS FOURTH

New York and Chicago kept pace
yesterday in the fight for the Nat
ional league leadership. Chicago dis
posing of Cincinnati while New York
defeated Brooklyn. Bad weather
prevented other contests and Pitts
burg lost little ground. Six points
still separate the Giants and Cubs.
The leaders standing:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Quick Relief From
Stomach Troubles

hdr. q. o. Hatfield, rs years old and
sufferer for years, is an enthusiastic
TREND Of Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey
because Of what 1t has done for him.
lie writes: Il have taken Dufy's
Pure Malt Whiskey as a medicine for
over two years, and it has been a great
help to me. was sufferer from
stomach trouble for years, and Dufys
Pure Malt Whiskey has done me more
good than any medicine | ever used.
| am never without it in the house and
cannot speak too highly of it and
what 1t has done for me. I am now in
my seventy-tbird year" r. o. Hatfield.
5O2 S. Stricken ST, Baltimore, Nd,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
In Their New Rakerv

Lattner & Blumes, the bakers, ar,
now installed in their new bakery
90s Washington avenue, and are
prepared to supply the best of bread
cakes, pies, etc. in any quantity.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

f. K. Baker. of Philadelphia
formerly in the employ Of the
Franklin National bank of that city
arrived Friday night to spend q week
with his parents, Rev. and Mrs. VI.
b. Baker
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Absolutely correct tuning; pianos
rebuilt; tone and touch completely
restored. +. e. H Goodenow, Piano
maker and tuner, st. Louis, Mo, at
Planters Hotel Reference, Miss
Emma Lansdne, phone 313.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Misses Cora Livesay and Peulah
and Anna Kelly returned home Fri
day from Vienna, III, where they
have spent the past few DAYS with
Mrs, John Mackey.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Kitten League News
Told in Paragraphs

What's, the matter, vincennes. it
must Fave been "rats."
Paris has won the Blue Grass
pennant with a percentage of .64t.
Orr. new catcher, is now with
pincennes hut could do nothing to
save the series for his team from
afro.
A few OF the papers over the cir
cult are running notes of the major
leagues with little Kitty league
stuff.
Manager John Marin, OF Hopkins
Vile, is the poorest base runner in
the league but his players all 90
like lightning.
Red Gust, of Jackson. is not do
ing his old time hitting since he
finished his try out with the st.
Louis Browns.
Manager Flood was benched dur
ing the games at Falton by Umpire
| Fierce. Pierce carries bruise
as IA souvenir of the occasion.
The Paducah Sun says Bus Jolly
is the worst catcher in the league.
: Can't say as to that as we haven't
seen the new Nincennes back stop
yet.
Paducah had ZOO paid admiss
ions Monday Hopkinsvlle Ken
tuckian. Such being the case the
new management must be making
things hum over there
Hopkinsville only has five more
games at home the remainder of the
season but Cairo has seven. Padu-
cab has a game nearly every day
the remainder of the season.
The Cairo Bulletin has condemn
ed Umpire Fierce as fierce and he
certainly deserves the name Pa
ducah Sun. Sorry, brother, we must
both ne wrong. The Viucennes pap
ers claim him to be Gabriel
President Gosnell will now
change his mind about Vincennes
winning the pennant- Henderson
Cleaner Since Cairo got through
with them he doubtless has changed
his mind.
There is certainly some class to
Wrisht's pitching He is sure to go
into fast company next season if he
takes care OF himself Henderson
Cleaner. Wright is conceded one of
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Mrs. c. f. Berry and daughters,
Misses Louise ana Elizabeth. are
here for few days after summer
spent in the north. Mrs. Berry and
Miss Louise will leave soon for their
future home, Greenville Miss.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

average figured the two Wolfes to
rgether Will now know that the out
fielder is a heavy hitter after the
two home runs he got In the first
day Of the series with Cairo there.
Sorry, Mr. Gosncll, you made Mills
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Rain st Henderson.

henderson, Ky, Sept BECAUSE
OF rain today a double header will
be played tomorrow between the
locals and Hopkinsvile. Two hard
fought games are expected
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Fulton came back and took three
from Cairo. What's the trouble Tim.
was it the Umpire or the weather?
You haven't lost the premier third
baseman or catcher of the league
either. We still insist that there is
something rotten in Egypt. Vim
eennes Sun.
Your honor. the only things rot
ten in Egypt are the umpires sent
down here by Mr. Gosnell and the
Nincennes team when it plays in
Cairo
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Detroit Is Slipping.

Detroit fell away further from the
lead in the American league by loos-
ing to Chicago while Philadelphia
won from Boston again. Detroit is
now 81 points behind the leaders.
The leaders standing:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

The GAINESVILLE Leaf-Chronicle
seems disguised at the showing OF
its team as 1t no longer prints the
full sporting column it formerly
did
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

New York, Sept s. Marquard was
effective in the pinches and New
York won from Brooklyn today The
locals hit Ruckcr hard Knetzar,
who relieved him, held the locals
hitless for the last Ave innings, olfy
sixteen men facing him.
The score
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Batteries Vanguard and Meyers;
Ruker, Knetzer and Bergen
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

We have dyed for others. let us
dye for you. The Elks' Cleaning
and Dyeing Co,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Down Leaders

Vincennes, Ind, Sept 9--vin-
cennes downed the leaders this az.
ternoon in the first game of the
series.
The score:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

There is certainly some class to
Wrisht's pitching He is sure to go
into fast company next season if he
takes care OF himself Henderson
Cleaner. Wright is conceded one of
the stars Of the league.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Perhaps the gentlemen at Vim
cennes who in compiling the batting
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
PERSONAL.

Misses Alma and MAY Schiller
were Cairo visitors Friday morning.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
American League.
Pound Pitchers Hard.

Detroit, Sept, S-Chicago pounded
Detroit pitchers hard today and
won.
The score:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

diana is buying its books for nrac.
tlcaily the same low prices as those
quoted in this act, says the write,
of the article.
The divergence of opinior
amoung county superiutende,te
many OF whom We're interviewed on
needed text book legislation In this
state is shown and the substance of
'd"s lh'other states on the subject
is given
In spite of spasmodic efforts n,
remedial legislation the article
states, lin spite Of years of discus.
SION in teachers meetings and an
endles number of SUGGESTIONS as IN
now it can be done, the problem is
no nearer solution now than ii was
many years ago.
Perhaps the school text book
trust is responsible for the high
prices Illinois school men differ in
their opinions on this quostionand
proof that such trust exists hero
seems to he lacking Possibly there
IS a secret agreement among the
publishing houses to keep the
prices of text books at figure
that is much higher than should be
tolerated. Authorities do not agree
on this. But practically all admit
that text books are higher in price
in Illinois than they should be-
"rhe opinion of many of these
educators is expressed very clearly
by r. c. Moore, county superinten-
dent OF schools of Macoupin county.
in a statement made a few DAYS
ago to the writer.
May Be Trusts.
might not be able to prove
that a text book trust is operating
IN illinois to keep the price of
books at a figure higher than Is
reasonable bat | know that these
or their agents often in
iist on the adoption of cheap or out
,f-date text books. Mr. Moore saws 4
! am not in favor of the schedule of q
'rices in the Ettleson act. nor Of u
my legally specified list of prices \
But 7 believe the law should specl-
y tiat books should be furnished
u Illinois st as low prices as they
re furnished anywhere els. II
There is but one method OF as 9
ertaining whether or not Illinois y
avs too much for its books. This CT
, by comparison of retail prices
ere and In other states The re-
III is not an irrefutable answer. d.
or is it entirely satisfactory. al
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Makes Thirteen Fouls.

Chicago. Sept s. Safer scored
from first on single in the eleventh
inning and Chicago won over Gin
cinnati today Schultz made thir-
teen fouls before he finally struck out
with the bases full in the eighth.
The score
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

out played Washington and won
here today
The score:
R n r.
New York ... 10
Washington
Batteries. Caldwell and Blair;
hughes and Henry.
Philadelphia, Sept s--Although
Morgan gave eight bases on balls he
held Boston to three scattered hits
and the home team won.
The score:
r III Il
Philadelphia ... ..,-. 4 3 4
Boston y. 3
Batteries Morgan and Living
ston; killaly Hall and Nunnemaker.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Batteries; Richter Smith, Brown
and Needham; HUMPHREYS, Keef and
Mclean, Clark
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

KAHN AT PADUCAH PREVENTS CAIRO GAME
BUT DOUBLE WILL BE PLAYED SUNDAY

NNAs LAKES CLOSE GAMES FROM LEADERS AND CLARKs
DS s6 ANDgAoKs0N SPLIT EVEN IN DOUBLE HEAD.
s.t ER-RAIN AT HENDERSON,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Marquard Effective.

Observation-Disclosures. cold weather.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
National League

st, Louis-Pittsburg, wet ground.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

and Parrott go, better do something
now to strengthen your team after
trying to weaken another right be-
fore il played In your city.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

President Gosnell will now
change his mind about Vincennes
winning the pennant- Henderson
Cleaner. Since Cairo got through
with them he doubtless has changed
his mind
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Out PLAY Senator's.
Washington, Sept. S-New York
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Batteries: Mitchell and Easter
lay; Brown and Stevens.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Batteries. Walsh and Block; Snm-
mcrs, LATTE and Schmidt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

lF YOU WANT ALL THE NEWS,
READ THE BULLETIN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09
Leftjes In Battle.

oti'iCS Ill fhttiC'
Cleveland, Sept S Cleveland had
the better of a pitchers battle be-
tween two left handlers, winning
from St Louis this afternoon. Cleve-
land was out batted, but bit at OPP
perfume moments.
The score
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

The Cairo Bulletin has condemn
ed Umpire Fierce as fierce and he
certainly deserves the name Pa
ducah Sun. Sorry, brother, we must
both ne wrong. The Viucennes pap
ers claim him to be Gabriel.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

BatterIes, Mofgan and living
ston; Killaly, Hall and Nunnemaker.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

The Paducah Sun says Bus Jolly
is the worst catcher in the league.
Can't say as to that as we haven't
seen the new Nincennes back stop
yet.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Manager Flood was benched dur
ing the games at Falton by Umpire
Fierce. Pierce carries bruise
as "A souvenir of the occasion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Paducah had 170O paid admiss-
ions Monday Hopknsyille Ken
tuckian. Such being the case the
new management must be making
things hum over there.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-09-09

Hopkinsville only has five more
games at home the remainder of the
season but Cairo has seven Padu-
cab has a game nearly every day
the remainder of the season.
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
THE DOORKEEPER

they had tried out some American
plays and found that they didn't suit
the American taste, and that they was
a goin' over to the old country to pick
out a winner.
And 50 1t goes on year after year.
The poor, hard-workin' manager goes
over to England or France and buys
the right to produce play that bur-
lesque company would not dare put on
for fear of the police. Then back they
come with manuscript so hot that the
rivets is all melted out of their trunks
and hire a hack writer to pick such
warm, offendin' words as might shock
the censors with asbestos mittens, and
there you are.
A Few Short Stories
"A few short stories get into print
tellin' just how nasty the play really
Is. and the result is the same. There's
another manager building safety de-
posit vaults to keep his money in.
And all the meantime, mind you, all
OF our good American playwriters arA
coolin' their heels in the managers
anterooms trying to get a readin' on
a real red blood American play. Hon
estly, it's gone on so long now that
think that the only reason that
George Cohan isn't putin on a
French farce now and then Is that
he can't find any place In 1t to wave
the American flag"
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

.T see the papers are all full Of dis
patches about the managers who have
gone to Europe for the summer and
how they are all finding next seasons
successes floating all over the con-
ttnent," said the stage-struck youth.
Sure, son." said the stage doorkeeper'
that happens every year about the
time we begin to get cherry pie IN the
restaurants and orders to put muZzles
on the dogs.
It's a Habit
TITS a habit with the managers, like
wearing fur overcoats and maxim the
poor player people work for half pay
durin' Holy Week.
You read lot in the theatrical pa
pers how this and that manager mas
lost eight million dollars during the
mast season, and how they have de-
cided 10 chuc1 up the business and go
10 drtytn' trucks, but somehow or other
YOU most always find 'em on the sail
ing lists of the big boats during the
summer. When the flyin' squadron OF
newspaper reporters and photographers
coma down to the boat they, the man
ayers l mean, allow themselves to be
interrupted in the smoktn' of their
dollar cigars and give forth a few
golden words to the press. And 1t
usually is to the effect that the reason
of the bad theatrical season was that
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

the arm like he does wen he don't
want me to say anything, this is a
littil neffew of mine.
Dear littil fello, sed the lady, hears
kwarter for you, and she gave me
kwarter, and 1 sed thanks.
Jest to think. Henry, sed the fat lady,
we both kept our vows. Sumthing told
me, Henry, that you ment 1t wen you
sed you wood nevir marry enyboddy
else, and heer YOU nevir have. o, Henry,
she sed, to think you are konsistint to
yure vow.
Memories
Yes, Marthir, ser pop. those days ment
moar to me than I kan evir tell. Do
you remembir the hours we spent
togethir wandering hand in hand avn
yure fathirs farm.
How can ! evir forget them, sed the
lady. And now I find you still fayth-
full to yure vow. o. Henry, she sed.
o, Marthir, sed pop.
Pop, sed, we went a block past our
streat.
Pop, sed the lady, pop. The ideer.
she sed, Henry, you have bin deserving
me. Boy, give me back that kwartir.
Meening me. So 1 gave her back the
kwartir and pop and me got awf
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

Pop and me was riding in the trolly
Iar yestidday wen awl of a suddin pop
sed goodness, jes like that.
Watts the mattir. pop, sed. wat did
you say goodness for.
Do you see that lady avn on the othlr
side OF the kar. pop whispered.
Do you meen the fat lady with the
glasses, I sed.
Yes, that wun, sed pop. Sammy, he
eed, befoar l moo yure mothir that lady
and was ingaged to be marryed and
we broke awf the ingagemint and eetCh
OF us swore we wood nevir marry eny-
boldly else.
Neerly Ma
@, sed, she mite of bin ma I'm glad
she izent, l sed.
So am sed pop, for obvious reezins.
Jest then the fat lady saw pop and
cain rite ovir and sat down. and pop
and her shook hands for an orfull long
vile and she sed, Well, to think, aftir
awl these years. 1 have kept my
vow, Henry, and nevir marryied, she
sed, and 1 sippcse you have to, Henry.
Who's littil boy is this. she sed, meen-
ing me.
o. this, sed pop. skweezing me by
The Washington times., 1911-07-29
Reddy Smith Chats
On the Weather

Amt It funny, Jimmie, dat as soon as
de wedder is good an hot everybody
goes uh roun' wid uh chip on DER shoul-
der lookin' for uh scrapr
Nav, I amt looldn' fur one. an never
did, tho I can put up uh pretty good
scrap at dat, but yoo jes' look at desc
here instances.
You goes into uh orfioe tu see uh Of
customer, an dere he sits wtd uh
Crouch on.
"shine, Mr.. Milligan7' says
Muir he spits out quick an sharp
wished yoo'd quit botherin' me-"
Course, walks out. an den as I'm
reachin' de door he changes his mind
an sez dat de heat mus have made
him so hasty.
I seen uh guy accidentally bump into
uhnodder guy on de street. an II uh
couple uf people hadn't butted IN dere
wuld have been uh scrap.
Den, dere's dat ball player dat SOAK,
ed uh umpire in de jawr an knocheu
him cold. Say, amt IT awrfulE
Summer times de best time Iur me-
Jimmie, but watch out, an take un
lot, cause everybody's runnin unroun
wild uh chip on deir shoulders an us
good night II yu knock It on!
The Washington times., 1911-07-29

again-the old guy that springs the puns
and expects me to make good every
time II we want to keep his trade.
He wanders in among the jars OF pre-
serves this morning and chortIes, 'If
the goat was tired could the apple but
terH'
] was busy wrapping, and 1 was
tempted to throw the ball of twine at
him, but take from me he's some GUS
toner, so l had to come back at him
If thought anything at all of my job.
Maybe. Mr.. Gordon" I says, but if
we can out of the orange variety, do
you think we could be arrested for
selling 'em the carpet mamalade?"
Oh, we'll, maybe that's some class and
maybe Il isn't.