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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

Maud-Did you hear the news?
Madge has eloped.
Jack-Madge always was Eighty
sort of girl.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

For disordered liver, take Garfield Tea,
the Herb laxative. All druggists.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

How easy it is for the people who
are down on excitement in religion to
fire all their gasoline at a baseball
game.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

L'oA . PlNkHhM Never has she pub
lshed a testimonial or used letter
Without the written consent of the
Writer, and never has the Company
allowed these confidential letters to
get out of their possession, as the
hundreds of thousands of them In
their files will attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience
which Mrs. Pinkham has to draw
from, it is more than possible that she
has gained the very knowledge needed
In your case. She asks nothing in re-
turn except your good will, and her
advice has helped thousands. Surely
any woman, rich or poor, should be
glad to take advantage of this gener-
GUS offer of assistance. Address Mrs.
Pinkham, care of Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia e. Pinkham's 9O-page
Text Book. 1T is not q book for
general distribution, as it Is too
expensive. 1t is free and only
Obtainable by mail. Write for
it today.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31
0ea'eTs Lower Milk Rates.

Nf0r.- "9T NIITN mates.
Els bs"s"'on.-Stoughton milk deal
ION ,e lowered the price of milk
snorbo, 20 3 cents per quart and
Soon oFop to cents will be made
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

The busiest thing in the world is
idle curiosity.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Aliens Foot Ease the Antiseptio powder for Tired
aching, swollen, nervous feet Gives rest AID
comfort. Makes walking delight. Sold everywhere
Csc. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE
sample address Allen s. Olmsted LIE Roy, N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31
Too Costly

Too Costly.
when l want to f1atter man I ask
him for advice"
Il take it for granted that you new
er want to fatter lawyer"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

ADVICE
TO WOMEN

Women suffering from any form of
illness are invited to promptly CON-
munlcate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass. All letters are received, opened,
read and answered by women. A Wo-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

| Yesterday is certain; tomorrow, I'M
certain: today, half and half.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31


man can freely talk
of her private ill
ness to a woman j;
thus has been es-
tablished this con-
fdence between
Mrs. Pinkham and
the Wo men of
America which has
never been broken.
Nouar hoc che S,,7h
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31
Colds and Chills Bring Kidney Ills


ducac anew
the
Thedo ptackh andu w from hng
the Son
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

Mrs. Joskins-That last leg of NUT
ton was beastly tough.
Mr.. Trimmins-You surprise me,
mum. Why, it was quite young
lamb.
Mrs. Joskins-Um. Must have kept
late hours, then!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31

neadaCneS, neTVOuS and dizzy Spells. I was
restless at night and in the morning arose so
tired as to be almost unable to do my house
work. The kidney secretions were unnat-
ural and gave me a great deal Of trouble.
One day I suddenly fell to the floor where I
lay for long time unconscious. Three doc
tors who treated me diagnosed my case as
paralysis and said they could do nothing for
me. AS last resort began using Doan's
Kidney Pills and was permanently cured.
am stronger than before in many years and
in perfect condition"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1911-03-31
CONVINCING PROOF FROM GRATEFUL USERS

TEN YEARS OF SUFFERING.
Restored at Last Perfect Health by Kidney Pills
Mrs. Narcssa Waggoner Cartervie ILL.,. R. F. D. 2,
For ten suffered terribly with backaches,
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
Railroad Red Book

The annual review number of I" The
Railroad Red Book" q monthly publica-
tion issued by the Denver & Rio Grande,
has just appeared. This matazine is an
exponent of irrigated farming in the
Rocky Mountain retion, and the annual
review number contains no less than 1903
original articles especially prepared for
this issue on agricultural, mining, COM
mereial and industrial subjects, including
among its contributors Governor Shafroth
of Colorado. Governor Spry of Utah,
Governor Mills Of New Mexico, ex-Gov-
ernor Adams Of Colorado, C. J. Blanch-
ard, Ststistician Of the u. S. Reclamation
Service, President Lory Of the Colorado
Agricultural COLLEGE, Judge Colburn OF
Salt Lake City, Prof. Merrill and Others
Of the Utah Agricultural College, and W.
W. Mclaughlin, Irrigation Engineer of
the Department Of Agriculture. The an
nual review number Of Z" The Red Book "
is looked upon as valuable reference
publication and this issue is considered
the best OF the series.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
A Dollar Saved is a Dollar Made

To fill lons-felt want, the manas,
ment OF the Standish Hotel is now ope,
atins that house on both the America
and European plans. This plan has bee
in operation only about sixty days, bu.
has proved immensely popular. This /
especially true Of the Colorado State trade
II you want the best of everythin
where style does not count, and wher
you 9et the best Of substantials, the Star
dish is the place, Frank K. Dutton, pro
prietor and MANAGER. American plai
rate for rooms with detached bath, ST.
to $3.50 per day; rooms with bath ST.
to $500 per day. This includes con-
Portable and we'll furnished room an
meals. European plan rate per day.
Room with detached bath SI.O0 single o
two persons occupying same room 81 S
for room. One room and bath 81. so sinel
or two persons occupying same room 81
Parlor Bedroom and bath s.. 90 to 81 .OC
From Union Depot take CoIfax Avenu
or 10th St cars to main entrance.
Write Frank X. Dutton, Proprietor q
the Standish Hotel, Denver, Colo, an
he will mail you full and complete in
struction on How to Save Money"
All correspondence answered ptl
and eheerfuly. 3t-36
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
Sunnyside Notes
Somewhat dnsty.

Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Cox gave a
pleasant surprise on their SOL.
Artery. in honor. Of his I'D birth.
day. Jan. l6. 1911. At IL O'Clock
n fine supper was served aud all
departed Ut q late hour wisinx him
many happy birthdays. Those
present were: Mr.. aud Mrs. j. I.
Bantz and Misses Bertha Hop
kins. Anna Vessel. G-rtie Vessel.
Irene Mccormick. Myrtle Cox.
Mildred Cox. Eva Bantz. Doris
Bamtz. Anna Trotter. Messrs.
Herbert Hopkins, Ernest Jones.
Phenic- Watkins. Lansing SELF
ridge. George K-mp-r. Eph Hill
brant. William John. James Earl
Mearl Trott-r. Cyrenas Cox and
'Arberry Cox.
All tue Sunnysids folks have
pleasant smiles on their faces.
The reason is supposed to be un.
known, however.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bantz expect to
leave for Iowa. soon. where they
will make their future home.
G. X. Mccormick has gone to
Kansas where he expects to 10.
cate. VIOLET.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
FRI Ronedy
HIPS Children

Many . mother has learned of way
of avoiding sickness in her family, es-
pecislly saoag the children, by the
use Of > free sample bottle of the ia
mous LAXATIVE. DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin. This offer of the doctors to
send > free sample bottle has been re-
sponded to by thousands Of women
in all parts Of America.
This d.. caidvelrs Syrup pepsin IL .
truly voadsrful laxative and especially
adapted TO ths needs Of babies and
children because II II pleasant to taste
and no child will refuse 1t. Then. 1t 10
mild aad never gripes. It il ali that
q child's remedy should be, though II 10
q good laxative for the whole family
because It 10 elective at all ages. It
IL simply not dynamic like salts. pills
and powerful cathartics, which should
not be given to children anyway.
Nine times out OF ten when q child
complatas and you don't know exactly
whist 10 the matter with 1t. It needs .
lnxAtive-ats bowles are constipated.
Syrup PsHsiA G .s,I HitI cor correct the trouble:
we'll aSain-.oveF night wonderful re-
sults. have been secured with Syrup
Pepsin.
You caa buy u Of any druggist at
nfty cents Or . dollar a bottle. the lat
ter being the family size. but you are
invited 70 make . test of 1t first at the
doctors expense. Send him your ad-
dress today and he will send you free
sample bottle direct to your home.
Then when satisfied buy 1t Of your fav-
of1te druggist
DR.. Caldwell does not feel that the
purchase Of his remedy ends his obii-
cation. He has specialized in stomach,
liver IND bowel diseases for over forty
yessv and will be pleased to give the
reader any advice on the subject free
Of charge. AL are welcome to write
him Whether for the medical advice
or the free sample address him DR..
". B. Caldwell. y: Caldwell building.
Monticello, ILL.,
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
When Towns Die

More towns die for want of con.
fidence on the part of business
men and lack of public spirit than
any other cause. When IA man i'm
search of home or business To-
cation goes into town and finds
everything brim full of hope and
enthusiasm Of the prospects of the
place and all earnestly at work to
build it up, he soon becomes i'm
bued with the same spirit, and, as
a result, he drives down stakes and
goes to work with the same inter
est. When, however. he goes to
town where everyone expresses
doubt and apprehension for the
future prospects of the place, mop
ing about, indulging in mournful
complaints, he NATURAL feels that
it is no place for him, and he at
once shakes the dust from his feet
while he pulls out with all possible
speed for some other place. Con-
sequently, try to make live, en-
terprising town in which you live.
When you are working for your
town you are accomplishing all the
more for yourself.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
THEY'RE ON THE SQUARE

The advertiser Of this paper are on the
square. They help pay the taxes that
keep the machinery Of the VILLAGES and
county k0ins, which makes it possible for
the farmers to have q market where they
can deliver and Jet pay for their produce,
Grain and stock. They also make il pos.
sibIe for the day laborer to find employ.
ment and live and enjoy life as we'll as the
rich, and be on equality with their neigh,
bors. This, We say, is made possible by
our advertisers and not by the catalogue
houses. Every dollar you send them de.
creases the value Of your town and also
your property. We make this PROPOSE.
sition in behan Of our advertisers, not At
their request, but upon our own motion:
The next order os $500 or more you
coatenplate seudinG away, fture in the
postage, money order and freight, then
hand il to one Of our advertisers and il
he does not duplicate the order and 10
you one better, We will pay for the nosey
order and postage anc then roast the ad.
vertiser.-Fowler Tribune.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
GROWING IMPORTANCE
ct S&ats ISiehway oom.nissao,

ct Stats Highway 0emmissaon
TAe people Of the s,sfe are jsse befi..
sisS - appreciate ths iasorsssos Of ths
stsss highway seaoisioa, sppoissed Va.
~ - ~ efths lsst legislature. In oore
vsys shss ess is 10 SoiaS 70 eesrsss 70 tls
beasfit q tie roads Of the sssts.
Hssstolose il has bess the custom 70
0ssssSs bstisissor BY fhs $50 ust Of
sseressisaieas he could ~ Tor Ne district
IN shs ~sy ot rssds sd bridges, and the
istsrasl iaprovsmsas fusd becsms what
Psssidsat TAFT calls Q ''pork barrel"
II legislature ''esae through o. the or.
ts.izsiiss ei the house snd il supporting
ihs sessures ef the .'Gsas." he wss re.
wsrdsd with favorable considerstioa Of
his road ssd bridge bills.
Under the plan o. now proposed all
this will be done sway with and iesi..
istOr will be free to work for the whole
people sad the food Of the state. For il
is aOw proposed, and large majority Of
the c0unty commissiOners h.ve given the
scheme their approval, that all Of this
nOoey shall be expended by the State
highway cOmmissiOn.
Proper divisios Of this money will &c
made by the eOmmissiOn, and no attention
will be paid to whether the county sent
kepubiicas or Democratic member to the
legislature, nor whether the member stay.
ed with the ''ksnt" or not. Politics wilt
rot euter into the matter. The object
will be to improve the highway. 0f the
stsie in = thorough msaner.
No state in the union needs good roads
50 much ss Colorado II is the summer
playground Of thOusapds Of people. and i.
destined 10 attract hundreds Of thousands
escs. summer by the majesty il. scenery,
the cO0laess and heslthfulneSs Of its climate
its miaersl sprints and numerous other .t.
fractions. What is needed now is good
rosds that automobiles can travel
over. Under the new commixsion this
seems likely to result. Certsinly u spien.
did start has been made already, and witt:
the direction Of the Internal improvement
fund results will he accomplished far
ahead Of the old way Of making appropri.
ation Tor political favor.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
FOR CONSTIPATION
A Medicine That cccs Net co
Anything Unless It Cures

The active medicinal ingredien
of Rexall Orderlies, which are ode
less, tasteless and colorless. is {
entirely new discovery. Combine
with other extremely valuable i
gradients. it forms a perfect bow
regulator, intestinal invigorat,
and strengthener. Rexall Orderlis
are eaten like candy and are no
able for their agreeableness to ii,
palate and gentleness of actiot
They do not cause gripping c
any disagreeable effect or incol
venience.
Unlike other preparations for
like purpose, they do not create
habit, but instead they overcon
the cause of habits acquire
through the use of ordinary la,
atives, catharties and harsh ply.
ic, and permanently remove I'll
cause of constipation or irreguls
bowel action.
We will refund your money witt
out argument if they do not do /
we say they will. Two sizes, %,
and l0c. Sold only at our store,
The Rexall Store. The Holl
Pharmacy. Ikelman Bros, prop'rs
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
That Special Train

A special train over the Santa
Fe will be in Holly on January
~, carrying several of the head
officials of that road. The Santa
Fe has been apparently innoculat
Ell with the booster virus. SO it
seems, and is desirous Of meeting
the citizens along the line of the
valley and to get closer to them
and to try and work out the many
problems that confront both the
officials and the said citizens.
This is move that meets us
half way. and we earnestly hope
our citizens will accept it as such,
and that cooperation may be the
keynote of the future between all
parties interested. The CONNER
cial Club will act as host during
the stay in this city
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
- 0uTA o1 TAM HOLLY. coCU4pU ~ -
Notice Of Dissolution

To whom it may concern:
The firm of Garcia & Miera. labor
contractors, having been this day
dissolved. will in the future en-
gage IL the business Of labor con-
tractor on my own account and in
my own individual name hereby
solicit the patronage of the public
~ labor contractor in my own
name.
FRED MIERA.
Holly, Colo, Jan. Z. 1911.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
A Reliable Cough Medicine

Is valuable family friend FoIeys Honey
and Tar fu6Ils this condition exactly. Mrs
Charles Kline. N 9th ST.. castor. Pa. states.
Several members Of my family have been cured
Of bad coughs and colds b, the use of Foley
Honey and Tar and am never without a bottle
in the house. 1t soohes and relieves the irri.
tstion in the throat and o.sens up the cold. |
have always found i, reliable cough cure. =
For sale by s druggists.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20

When given as soon as the crou
cough appears Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy will ward of an attack of Group an
prevent all dangers and cause of anxiei
Thousands of m others have used it su
cessfully. All dealers,
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
Special Round Trip Homeseekers
Rates

To points in New Mexico and Texs,
durinG 1910. On the 6rst and third
Tuesdays Of each month durint the entire
year, the Colorado 4 Southern will sell
round trip homeseekers tickets to q sreat
many points in New Mexico and Texas
At Greatly reduced rates. Final limit
twenty-five days, allowing liberal stop
over PRIVILEGES.
For detailed information, rates, etc. !,
call on your nearest Colorado 4 South
ern agent, or address T. E. Fisher,
General Passenger AGENT, Denver.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
Dropsy
Given up byDoctor

II had dropsy, and was tsld
by my family physician that
there was no chance for me. My
family also gave me up. My
limbs and body were swollen
one-third larger than natural,
water collected around my heart
and I had to be propped up in
bed to keep from smothering. I
took DR.. Miles Heart Remedy
until was entirely cured. This
was in 1902, and I am now able
:. to do any kind of work on my
farm. My cure was certainly
marvellous"
L. TURLEY CURD,
Wilmore, KY.
DR.. Miles Heart Remedy has
been wonderfully successful in
relieving heart trouble. Its tonic
effect upon the heart nerves and
muscles is a great factor in
assisting nature to overcome
heart weakness.
Or. Niles Heart Remedy 10 sold by
all druggists. II the first bottle does
not benefit, your druggist will return
yeur money.
Mills MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind,
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20

This paper is boosting for Hol-
upon Holly's growth and pros
psr,ty. 1t may be a personal
motive but it is far-sighted one.
Every family that moves into
.ewn helps Us and it helps you,
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
Paste This in Your Hat

Telegraph, write, or telephone
to The Holly Chiefta,n for First
class Job Printing. You can't
afford to send out nieasly looking
stationery or other printed mat
ter. 1t will pay you
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20

Medicines that aid nature are always
most eGectual. Chamberlain Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. II allays the
cough, relieves the lungs, opens the secre.
tions and aids nature in restoring the
system to Z healthy conditioa. Thousands
have testified to its superior excellence.
All dealesr.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20

Let us get you up some sta
tlonery that will be q credit to
your busincss-not a detrimens.
The price will be practically the
same, and you'll have something
you'll be proud of. The Holly
Chi-ftain.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
You Can Always Get.

The Ives, cough medicine Il ysu ssk Tor Dr. Bel
Pine TsrHoney and look for the bell On the
bottle. Gusrsnteed 10 give satisfaction. Ssld
everywhere. The Holly Pharmacy. Ikelm.n
Bros. prep rs.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20

How no Mrs. and Mr.. Jones man.
aGe:' "Why-er-Mr. Jones doesn't"
Cleveland Leader.
The Holly chieftain., 1911-01-20
she Does II.

Holly, Colo, Jan. I, 1911.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-20
Cause For Economy.

"a new hat. my DEAR" said Mr..
NecdaIl. Il must say you don't seem
TO Ice following my suggestions OF econ
umy"
It's the first new hat I've had this
sin months." answered his wife. snif
ding.
NONSENSE! What's wrong with your
old one:"
It's out OF date" she bridled. And.
after all. while I've been pinching and
saving. what have you been doing. Id
like To knOwf You've been going TO
your clubs and music halls and smok-
In. your expensive cigars
"Of course. my darling" he inter
ruptrd in II panied voice. What else
do you suppose | asked you to econo
mize forT"-LOndOn Answers.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-20

Roy Corhan. the little shOrtstop ON
the Chicago White SoX. who is playing
like fixture just now. was discovered
by the late Frank Selee some years
ago when Selee was In charge of the
Pueblo club Of the Western league.
Selee went down TO Albuquerque. y.
NJ. where they have a big baseball
tournament every fall. and in looking
over various players his eye fell upon
Corhan and a young third baseman
named Casey.
Selee took COrhan and Casey TO
Pueblo. and the former made good
from the jump. Selee always contend
ed that Casey was just as good a nat
ural player. but the youngster never
got TO going good in league company
and finally disappeared. Corhan was
his particular pride, and he always
Contended that with a full opportunity
he would make good anywhere. Cor
han is n very fast fielder. but until re
Gently was regarded as light hitter.
He has commenced TO pick up in that
line. and il looks like he will stick NJ
the short field the balance of the sea
son
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-20
Protects tho Sharks Eggs.

Protective mimicry, that cunning de-
vice of nature to preserve animals from
their enemies, is well known in the
eggs Of certain fishes, notably the Cali
fornia shark. known as Gyropleurodus
francisco The shark is OF sluggish
habit, lurking among rocks, and its
dark egg resembles n leaf of kelp or
seaweed folded up spirally. 1t is depos-
tied among the beds OF kelp and clings
to the leaves by the edges Of the spi-
rails, The young shark bursts open
the end of the egg and swims away.
Another sharks egg of the Pacific
coast has tentacles which clasp the
seaweed and also initiate Its appear
ance.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-20
arm auo
Garden
FARM FAIRS USEFUL.
They Not Only Educate, but They
Make Money For the Holders.

They Not Only Educate, but They
Mako Money For the Holders
That the farm fair is well worth
while has been demonstrated In dol
lars and cents by the department of
agriculture. Its report shows that
there are in the United States 1908
county fair associations. with a paid
up membership Of 95.321, and that the
total receipts In 1910 of the various
exhibitions were S2,525.750
The agricultural college and the
farmers institute have been benefited
very greatly. The fair gives these in
stitutes and their workers an opportu-
nifty to meet farmers personally. 1t
gives an opportunity to secure Co
operation I'm demonstration work.
makes 1t possible to get in touch with
farmers and conduct agricultural
schools and short courses, not only
while the exposition Is on, but also In
different parts Of the country later
1t makes II possible to collect in one
place the results Of field demonstra
tons all over the state and enables
college and station men to secure
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-20
nv W Norfolk 6Western
soHKDuLE IN KFFKcr. JUNE II. 1911
LEAVE BUENA VISTA

2.2O p.m.-For Bristol and informed
ate stations. Pullman sleeper ard Din
ing Car to Roanoke. ParlOr car Roam
ok to Pristol Connects at Roanoke
with St. Louis Express for all points
West. Pullman Sleeper Roanoke to
Columbus, and Cincinnati Cafe Car.
los am.-For Roanoke. Blueneld,
Pocahontas, Norton, Winston-Salen,
Charlotte, WEIGH and intermediate
stations. Pullman Sleeper To Gary.
Cafe Dining Car connects at Roanoke
with Memphis Special for Chattanooga,
Nashville, Memphis.
i.57 pm.-FOr Hagerstown, Phila-
delphia, New York. Pullman Sleepers
via Haverstown for Harrisburg, Phila-
delphia and New York. Dining Car to
Hagerstown.
$50 p.m.--For II ell stown, Philaiel-
phia and New York Pullman Sleeper to
New York, Cafe Car.
Rates, time tables and information
cheerfully furnished upon application
TO Agent N. Il w. Ry.
W b. BEVlLL,
Gen. Pass. ARt. NJ. F. BRAGG,
Roanoke, Va. Trav. Pass. Agt
Jan, 13 'O9
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1911-09-20
Kerosens For Burns,

read OF kerosene being a splendid
remedy for burns, but had never tried
It, short time ago. however. l found
the soda can empty when most needed
and had to resort to the kerosene. On
immersing my finger in the liquid so
that the burned portion was sub
merged found the pain quickly disap-
peared. Not a sign Of blister arose.
and the burn healed much more quick.
ly than those treated In the other way
had done Now we use kerosene ex-
clusively for this purpose.
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