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Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02
STATEMENT OF LOCAL
 BENEFIT ASSOCIATION
Report Issued for Bisbee and Douglas Shows Sources
 of Expenditure

The report of the Employees Rene. fit association of the Copper Queen Consolidated Mining company, cover. ing six months ending June 90. 1911, has been issued. The association is on a sound financial basis, while af- fording the most liberal insurance at very small cost The part of the re port of immediate interest follows Benefits Payable:
 a. Death from accident sustained while on or of dutyr-two years wages.
 b. Death from sickness-one years wages.
 c. Time lost from accident sustain ed while on or of duty--half wages for one year.
 q. Time lost from sickness-half wages for one year.
 e. Loss of hand or foot, above the wrist or ankle-one years wages.
 f. Loss of both hands or feet, or one hand and foot-two years wages. g. Loss of one eye-One half years wages.
 h. Loss of both eyes-two years wages.
 Contribution:
 Two per cent of the wages of the employe at the daily rate of pay for the total number of days in each cal endar month respectively. Statement for Six Months Ending
 June 30, 1911:
 INCOME Contributions from memberss19, ,G791S nuaart Consolidated
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

e brick dust sedi- ment, or settling, stringy or milky appearanceoften indicates an un- healthy condi- ton of the kid neys; foo fre- queut desire to pass it or pain in
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

A well known Des Moines woman
 after suffering miserably for two days from bowel complaint. was cured by one dose of ChamberIain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy. For sale by all druggists. 1S9
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02
SEVEN YEARS OF
 MISERY
All Relieved by Lydia E. Pink. hams Vegetable Compound.

Sikeston. Mo. = For seven years I suffered everything. 1 was in bed
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02
Personal Mention

Jas. B. Riley left yesterday for Phoenix. A. D. Nanney of Douglas was in the city yesterday.
 O. H. Sellers Of Fl Paso was in the city or business yesterday.
 Jim Cresto has returned from a business trip to Douglas.
 D. T. Green of Cananea was in the city yesterday on business.
 Frank J. Nichols of Douglas was in the city yesterday on business.
 A. R. Dickson of Douglas was a bus mess visitor in the city yesterday.
 D. NJ. Hasler left last night for St. Louis, to be gone for several weeks.
 R. K. Clancy. a well known mining man of Cananea, is in the city on bus mess.
 Mrs. Steela Young leaves this morning for vacation trip to Cali fornia.
 T. c. Poison of Gallup, N. M.. is in the city on business, a guest at tho Copper Queen.
 F. l.. Gister of Tucson was busi- ness visitor in the city yesterday, reg
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

the back are also symptoms that tell you the kidneys and bladder are out of order and need attention.
 what To Do.
 There is comfort in the knowledge SO often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's s Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy, fulf1ls almost every wish in correcting rheumatism. pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passage. Corrects inability to hold water and scalding pain in passing 1t, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer. and overcomes that unpleasant re- cessity of being compelled to go often through the day, and to get up many times during the night. The mild and immediate effect of Svar1p-Root is soon realized. IL stands the highest be- cause of its remarkable
 health restoring prop E7sE1l- ~ critics If you need ::szzs.I medicine you should ..-s.:s. .... = - have the best Sold by zx'1<z z sS< E2z1f druggists in ffty-cent 5{e q < t$<< and one-doIlar sizes Isa.z, T ss.ssp-i'-<-
 You may have sample bottle sent free bymaii. Address Dr. Kiirner & Co.,, Bing- harnton, x. Y. Mention this paper and remember the name, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, and the address, Binghamton, V. Y., on every bottle. /
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02
LoRETTo ACADEMY

4 refined and v9to date h,,arG:7e and day school for young ladies and girls. S54.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02
Thousands Have Kidney
 Trouble aad kGYer Suspect it
How To Find Ont

Fill bottle or common glass with your water and lei 1t stand twentx-four hours:
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

F. l.. Gister of Tucson was busi ness visitor in the city yesterday, reg istering at the Copper Queen.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

T. c. Poison of Gallup N. M.. is in the city on business, a guest at tho Copper Queen.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

the back are also symptoms that tell you the kidneys and bladder are out of order and need attention.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-02

Jas. B. Riley left yesterday
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Tabloid History Of the Presidents

BENJAMIN Harrison, the twenty-third
president of the United States, was born
In North Bend, o.. on August %, 1888, and
died of pneumonia on March u, 1901, at
indianapolis.
He was a grandson of William Henry
Harrison, the ninth president. Ills great
grandfather after whom he was named
was one of the signers of the declaration
of independence and one of the seven dele
gates from Virginia to the congress which
made that declaration.
The younger Harrison was educated In a
log school house and worked on his
fathers farm. At Is he went to Farmers
NOW BelmonO college and two years later
to Miami university, where he met Miss
Caroline L. Scott who became his wife
before he had attained his majority and
while he was stn a law student.
In 1854 he began the practice of law in
Indianapolis, where his ability presently
brought him to favorable public notice and
where he took up permanent residence. In
1860 he became conspicuous as republican
In Indiana politics. When the civil war
broke out he enlisted as second lieutenant
and after excellent service was brevetted
brIgadier general OF volunteers.
He returned TO a career of law and poll
tics and from 1881 until 1887 served as
state senator. where he soon became
leading debater. When the republican
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
A1he 6ee8 H0meoMa8aztpe page x
Lay Of the Hotel Lobby ist

Those Hindu Yogies. or Yeggs, or what
ever the plural is. certainly know how to
con the wealthy women, chr" suggested
the Chair Warmer.
Referring TO the Ole Bull CONF in
quired the Hotel Lobbyist Il can tell by
your tone that you're one Of those doubt
ers who never will have a sussima canal
not even In 1915. or whatever the latest
date set is. You apparently don't believe
much In what Rudyard Klpling so poetic
ally called Fakes from somewhere east Of
Suez, where the best is like the wurst,
meaning they were Coney Island red hots
II suppose you don't believe you can get
in touch with the higher life by breathing
violently through the left nostril and ex-
haling through the right; probably you
prefer the good old American habit Of
breathing through your mouth. Eeverthe-
less, I have seen you blowing smoke
through one nostril At a time and gazing
at the result In On sppreciative manner,
which indicated.<you were rather blissful
And cigars are Indian magic. So are cou-
pons. t+y
Possibly you dent approve of placing
offerings OF fruit and flowers; but where.
in theas days whom nobody will take walk
ing exercises, will you. get fatted calves7
No behl1eAuAAA OhA liz AeAl Gays the buh-
mer shows are now opening. Righto. But
Of course, you can't see any use in securing
the furniture with gasoline to remove evil
spirits and then parading through the
house with lighted candles; but possibly
you are IN the fire insurance business.
AT the same time some New York
woman comes out with a color scheme,
telling just why a girl with a blue aura
should not marry q man whose aura IL
there are the annual militant ladies' who
camp on the lawn to prevent the telephone
companies from planting poles, while the
woman mayor Of that Kansas town is
having her own troubles trying to run the
A Job. Jonah, Annaniss, Sapphire and others
have been discredted and several people
are seriously discussing IL guilt should be
personal.
Its the silly season, old top, and the
newspapers have to cater to the light
reader. You may be among the highbrows
who speak Ecornfully OF the meek editors
for playing up such junk, but I'll bet you
read. every word of It, while you can't re-
peat the first stanza of the supreme court
decislon-and l don't blame you.
There comes a time in the affairs OF
men-Once a year in fact-when you can't
hire people to read serious stuff. The
coronation ls always set for summer time,
so as TO accommodate this great class. I'll
bet you won't let a syllable of that get
Chicago school girls being taught 20 flip
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

EFT takes more than one swallow"
ITO kill q roosterf' the bachelor inter
Eapted
mo. sirl To prove that all women are
eoolishi" asserted vindictively.
~Then. here's swallow NO. 2. This one
went down hardI' he said, with a chuckle
that was Juicily enjoying.
another man know married a wife.
She had reourrent foolish streaks, too,
She moved the furniture" he said, as II
/, the fact were prima facie OF the debili-
tated state OF the wIfe's common sense.
!, why can't see"
''Of course. you can't-being a woman!
Anyway. it's an occasion for feeling
feeling badl My friend would be a bit
eonsoled IL could avenge his sufferings
BY making a woman have a twinge. You
see, his wife, In that wild craving for
change which looks like the bubbles in
butteruIilk. was always putting the side
board where the big chair was She
shifted the table from the middle OF the
room and left the four corners Of the
chandelier exposed for neatly puncturing
his unwary head, She always said she was
sorry while she dabbed the peroxide on the
wound. But she never cured the cause
OF his oontihued suffefings.
Occasionally. when she was violent she
moved one room OUT and the other one in.
His chiffonier skipped across his bedroom
and took up its station in the opposite
corner. and he ambled up TO the shaving
case with which It had dos-a-dosed ana
tried to pick grapes from thistles. In other
words, he felt for a handkerchief ana
pulled a razor.
You women are always talking about
the strenuous efforts you have TO make
TO keep mans love. What in thunder
possesses you to force him to a continual
getting acquainted with his own house?
And why do you always tidy up his
things in your way7''
But about the lady who was a kind of
furniture van?" l queried.
''one hot evening We were sitting on the
lawn and another bachelor and were just
beginning TO think that It was pretty nice
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Nothing New.

mated by the following batch taken from
the Boston Sunday Herald Of April &C.
1862.
A man noted for lmperturbability and a
scolding wife was stopped In the woods
one night by a pretended ghost. He only
said: Il can't stop, my friend; II you are
man must request you to get out OF my
way and let me pass; II you are the devil.
come along and take supper; l married
your sister"
Muggins. seeing a dead dog in the
ditch, stopped and. after gazing intentIy.
said 10 his companion Another ship
wreck" ''Where7" There lies a bark
that is lost forever" His companion
grcwled and navigated on.
A servant girl. who was employed to
pick her masters cabbages. took the OPP
portunity TO cabbage her masters pickles.
She Is the same one who was happy and
Antiquity OF the joke can be partly estl-
careless when she was young. and cappy
and hairless when she was old.
conscript fathers-men Of family drafted
under the new law.-New York Telegram.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Can You O. K, This?

Have you any supersttions about riding
on car No. 4sS? Or on car No. 1888. or car
No. 1882 Some people have. They will let
a car go by them that mas IA '1S' In it
anywhere. II the numbers added together
total '1S" they refuse to ride upon it.
Street car conductors who have been long
in the service know most of the supersti-
lions and eecentricities OF the street car
riding public. They can only swear under
their breath when they encounter a be-
lever in some one Of the many supersti-
tons. Some Of them are superstitious
themselves. When two accidents happen on
any stretch of track within a couple OF
blocks many of the motormen firmly be-
lieve that there will be third catastrophe.
No motorman really likes to see a cat
dart across in front OF his car, or dash
like a furry streak up the track in the
glow OF his headlight. A black cat is
considered by far the most ominous Of
those members of the feline tribe that are
lured out on the tracks.
No one likes to move forward in a
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

after ali to have a bright, freshly gownec
little wife to serve lemonade ana look
pleasant You see, that woman was pull
ing the wool over our eyes in great shape
when her husband peeled IL off at q jerk.
"He had gone to his room for some ci-
gars. The windows were Just above US.
wild howl came from them. Then, there
rained upon us downpour of the mos,
diverse and dynamic swear words It has
ever been my lot to hear. The cool, COM
Portable, mountaineering wife dropped
the pitcher, oh. mercy! / moved the
bedP
Her husband had moved 1t more. We
found him buried under the four posts,
wrapped in the flounces. and mad! We
dug him out. He had met the bed half
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

crowded, car. There may be plenty of
room in front. but the conductor has to
shout his requests to move forward sew
eral times before they are ever obeyed
The crowd likes to stick near the entrance
In spite OF the fact that the passengers
who get on and off must perforce jostle
them and step on their toes as they pass
in and out Of the car Many of these
strap-hangers will work their way the
length Of the conveyance when they start
to get off and finally alight at the front
end No one has ever found logical rea-
son for this attribute OF humanity.
Many fat men have a fixed habit of in
sisting on standing with their backs
against the rear Of the conductors cage
Their bulk blocks the entrance and a part
of the exit. They take every jostling they
get because OF this as a personal Affront
Nothing moves them, however, until they
are ready to alight.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Tobacco Tabooed

Great medicinal value was claimed for
tobacco when it first appeared in Europe,
but soon thereafter its use was condemned
and severe punishment was melted out to
offenders.
In the early seventeenth century the
noses OF tobacco smokers In Russ weFe
cut off.
About the same period Sultan Amuret Nv
OF Turkey ordered that the pipes OF BmOk-
ers be thrust through their noses.
King James OF England issued q
"counterbalance TO tobacco" in which he
described it's use as custom '1oathasoms
to the eye, hateful TO the nose, harmful 70
the brain, dangerous to the lungs and IN
the black, sinking fumes thereof nearest
resembling the horrible Stygian smoke OF
the pit that Is bottomness."
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
A RunrleA Setter.

One man would have Il that collie u
the most sagacious of dogs, while the other
stood up for the setter
~ once owned a setter" declared the
latter, (which was very intelligent 1 had
him on the street one day, and he acted
20 auearly about a certain man we met
that l asked the man his name, and"
"oh, that's an old storyl" the collie's adj
vooatO broke in sneeringly. The mans
name was Partridge, of course, and be-
cause Of that the dog came to q set. Ho
hol Come agRinI'
You're mistaken" rejoiued the other
suavely. 1.-THE dog didn't come quite to o
set, though almost AS matter Of fact,
the mans name was Quayle, and the dog
hesitated on account Of the speIhnsv'-L!D-
epincott's
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

while the lessons were in progress You
sneered at that professor who advocated
courses in kissing and hugglng. and then
read carefully to see at what age they
barred the post graduate classes. You like
your silly, seasoning spicy. but you object
to the chutney sauce"
Whats chutney saucer asked the Chair
Warmer.
Hotel Lobbyist.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Popular Fallacies

That to stop a clock means death.
That to spin table salt means a fight
That ocean waves are as high as noun
tains.
That to dream of death means you'll get
money.
That great man must necessarily be
eccentric.
That a professional base bail players
life is all fun.
That an itching palm pressges the re-
oeipt OF money,
That chicken lays an egg nearly every
day in the year.
That luck contributes more to success
than hard work.
What Is inspiration?
Author-Its a sudden desire TO buckle
down to work-BOston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Modern Life Maxims

Possession is as good as e title.
Penny wisdom and pound folly.
A thief thinks every man steals.
A good swordsman never quarrels.
One foot is better than two stills.
Dear is cheap, and cheap Is dear.
Children are the riches OF the poor.
Pilgrims seldom come home saints.
Better keep peace than make peace.
Believe a boaster as you would liar.
A barking dog was never a good hunter
What the eye sees not the heart rues no
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

leaders in 1883 nominated him for presi'
dent he made a campaign journey OF 1905
miles in thirty-one days. making 40 ad-
dresses and not once deviatins from the
schedule,
He served as president for one term ana,
although renominated lost the election to
Grover Cleveland, who had preceded him
as the chief executive and now succeeded
him. Upon his retirement he delivered
course OF lectures on constitutional law at
Leland Stanford university in California
Copyright 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Col
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Blue Monday

The term Blue Monday was derived from
custom, prevalent in the sixteenth cen
fury, of decorating the churches in Europe
with blue colors on the Monday before
Lent
The fashion Of making a holiday OF this
particular Monday. especially for those
whose vocations compelled them TO work
on Sunday, was subsequently transferred
to all Mondays. Excuses produced by
the celebration resulted in stringent enact
ments on the subject. and finally the Gus
tom was abolished
One tradition has II that the name orig
mated from the Monday holiday revels
which generally left blue marks upon the
faces of quarrelsome persons.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

way up to his shins. And he was It's!
You wouldn't believe that one mahogany
bed could do so many things to a man.
He was in a plaster cast for monthsr
'Goodnessl that must have cured her" !
cried.
she didn't have to wear it, That's the
devil Of being married. A mans always
paying for his wifes clothes and her fol.
nesl"
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
The Modern Way,

Eyes; had ten children. They all grew
up and married off,
~ suppose Il is lonesome now at homer"
"Oh, no. Every once In q while one Of
them gets a divorce and wanders back
WASHINGTON Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05
Practical Definition.

There is only one thing that a young fell
low hates worse than being kept in the
house at night, and that is not being kept
In bed In the morning.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

Abyssinia was converted to Christianity
in the fourth century. The country has
now over 1900 monks
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-05

A great liar has need of good memory.
The Washington herald., 1911-04-20
DEMAR Wins Big BOSTON RUN
Breaks Marathon Record Made by
Longboat Over Same Course.
Beats Indians Time by 2 Minutes
45 2-5 Seconds-One Hundred and
Thirty Runners Toe Mark.

Boston. April 1s.-Clarence H. Demar.
Of the North Dorchester A. A.. to-day
tore a big chunk Of the time from the
Marathon record made by Tom Longboat
four years ago. Demar covered the twen-
ty-fve miles between the railroad sta
ton at Ashland and the B. A. A. club
house on Exeter street. this city, in
IN: :3s 3-5 Longboat's time was 2:A:A,
so that Demar was better by 2:45 rs than
the Indian.
F. J. Madden. Of the South Boston A.
A., finished second, his time being 2:24:31.
or only seven seconds slower than the old
record, and he probably would have been
inside 1t had he not become mixed Up
with an automobile on Beacon street near
Coolidge corner. Madden's time was bet
ter than the course was ever run In. with
the exception OF the records made by
Longboat and Demar.
Edward Fabore. Of the National A. A.
o: Montreal, was third. his time being
2:29:22 1-5. Bob Fowler, Of Cambridge,
finished fourth in 2:2s:s. The nth prize
went to r. F. Pigsot, Of Medford. whose
time was 2:30:t5.
One hundred and thirty aspirants start
ed in the race at Il O'Clock this noon and
|thirty-six finished before o'clock.
The Washington herald., 1911-04-20
CREDIT SYSTEM DESIRED.
Retail Merchants Start Project
Which VIII Give Results.

Following favorable report on the gen.
eral proposition by a special committee,
the Retail Merchants Association Of the
Chamber of Commerce last night set in
motion the machinery that is expected
to furnish the membership of that body
with a thorough credit bureau system
The project has been discussed and ad-
yocated spasmodically for two years, but
last nights action is expected to yield the
first real results.
Acting on a request from a local fur
niture house, the association voted to
seek more cooperation between agents
and owners Of apartment houses In the
matter OF parcel deliveries. The secre-
tary was instructed to address letters to
agents of apartment houses protesting
against delays TO which drivers Of de-
livery wagons are said to be subjected.
The report Of the executive committee,
dealing with the treatment of applications
for Endorsement of advertising PROPOSE
tions, was read.
Endorsement of the project and the offer
ing of a cash prize by the association
was voted the Washington horse show.
The Washington herald., 1911-04-20

safe hit, Donnelly coming home, scoring
Georeeown's first run. Fieni was
DUNES first victim.
In the next inning Murphy landed safe
at first after sending hot one to center.
Sitterding sacrificed Murphy to second,
and the outfielder came home on Ken
ney's error after stealing third. Gibson,
the first up in the fourth, proved a victim
to Dunnes slow ball, while Feenan man.
aged TO touch him up for a nice fly to
left. Donnelly drove a grounder to third
and died at first, Cowley being too quick
or the pick up.
Cogan scored the last run for the
visitors in the fifth after reaching first
on a swift grounder across second, be-
ing advanced on Fienlis sacrifice: steal
ing third and coming home on a wild
throw of Mahoney TO Kenney. who was
a mile from the plate. Not Holy Cross
man could find the ball in the fifth,
Dunno, Mahoney. and Cowley all falling
victims to Fienli's puzzling outcurves.
In the four remaining innings the local
couegians had little opportunity to land
men ,on bases, let alone get safe hit
tros the Georgetown twirler. while the
,,Ssiteys touched up Dunno. but succeeded
R<getirg but one safe hit.
The Washington herald., 1911-04-20
GEORGETOWN TRIMS
HOLY CROSS, 5 TO 0
Hilltoppers Take Advantage
of NOrtherners' Errors.
FIENLI TWIRLS GOOD GAME
Fans Eight and Holds CoIIegians
Safe with Men on the Bases
Strikes Out Side in Fifth Inning.
Seven MispIays Lose Game for
the Holy Cross Academy Team.
Special to The Washington Herald.

Special TO The Washington Herald.
Worcester, Mass, April 19.-In a fas,
game Georgetown had no difficulty in
defeating Holy Cross this afternoon be-
fore q record holiday crowd of h$aGy
1000 people. on Fitton Field, to 0,
local collegians being unable to hEt
the little sphere, and, with wild asl
resulted in many errors, which the Sst-
ors took advantage of and with timely
hitting scored each of their three runs. \
The weather was cold and the grounds
wet from hard shower which continued
until the beginning of the second inning,
but for all this Fienli managed to hold
the ball under his control to the tune
of eight victims. while Dunno ended the
game with just half that number.
With two out in the second, Dunno
allowed Donnelly to walk, who passed
the midway station and landed safe at
third on a wild throw of the Holy Cross
slab artist to first Cogan, next man at
bat, drove the ball across third for a