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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-13
Totals.un.sI u q Il

HIS: OFT DauSs, 3 IN TWO lnnlnBsi OF
Chech, in six innings Two-base hits:
Fiene. Mccormick. Three-base hit: Hyatt.
l. Sacrifice hit: Love. First on errors;
St Paul. Stolen bases: Schaller CD,
Hyatt. Double plays: Rockenfield to
Downey to Hyatt Schall to Downey.
Struck out: BY Fiene /; by Dauss, /; by
Chech, 5. Bases on balls. OFF Fiene 2;
off Dauss, a; off Chech, L. Time: 1910 UNI
pires; Fox and Ferguson.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-09-13
Toledo Scores COLONEL.
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LOUISVILLE
TOLEDO.

LOUISVILLE, Sept 12.-Toledo defeated
Louisville, to o. Criss did we'll in ali but
the seventh inning, when the visitors got
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

o. the Story Book Girl and the Story
Book Man.
Are built on very remarkable plan.
The Story Book Girl never lacks for q
beau,
She is always in style from her bonnet
to toe.
And her glorious hair always keeps in
good curl
She's fortunate maid. is the Story Book
Girl.
And the Story Book Man-though his
enemies rise
They can never completely take him by
surprise.
And he never fights one. but he fights
the whole bunch
And he whips them all. too. and goes
calmly to lunch:
And no diplomat ever could fix up plan
Half SO subtle as he-the wise Story Book
Man.
And the Story Book child is so dimpled
and sweet,
And it's clothing is always becomngly
neat.
While it's grammar is proper as proper
can be
Though it's only toddler that comes to
your knee.
How delightful to see how Dame For
tune has smiled
On that marvellous being. the Story Book
Child!
When the Story Book Man thinks it's
time to propose
Why. the Story Book Girl she observes
him, and knows
How the love in his heart Is beginning to
rage
For they're now on the hundred-and-
ninety-rinth page!
And her brain is a-t1utter and his brain
awhirl.
And the Story Book Man wins the Story
Book Girl.
But they never go on after writing ''The
End"
But the Story Book Man has no failings
to mend
And the Story Book Girl has to step
from the books
And nave trouble galore with her inso-
lent cooks
And how ofren. how often we softly have
smiled;
For their offspring is never a Story Book
Child!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
FACE WAS ALL BROKEN OUT

MY trouble started with pimple on
my nose, which picked, and it rapidly
spread all over my face, the eruption
coming in blotches, and causing great
pain and Disagreement. My face was
all broken out, and Oh! so disiguring;
being a business woman, it was dread
fully embarrassing. I was doctoring
for six months without any relief.
Then I saw the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment advertised, so / thought I
would try them, which / did. After
using the Cuticura Soap and one box
of the wonderful Cuticura Ointment,
every one of my friends noticed the
improvement. I am delighted to say
the blotches have all disappeared, and
am completely cured through the use
of the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
take great pleasure in recommending
them to all my friends" (Signsd)
Miss Nellie Lonergan, S13 Ninth Ave-,
New York City, Jan. 20, 1911. Although
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere
sample Of each, with 32-page book,
will be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura," Dept. 20 X, Boston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Diagnosis.

Now. there's Jiggerby." says Nc.
Coodie. Il never could understand
why that man is so white livered. Ac-
tually. he seems to be utterly lacking
In nerve
"Oh. there's a reason for It," replies
FiGdltag.
II suppose there Is. But 1t is sur
prising to me to see him always only
half hearted. He hasn't any backbone
at all"
Maybe the mans ILL.,"
I'LL? Why. he simply isn't half a
man That's
"Of course. he isn't. II he's white
livered. half hearted. hasn't any back
bone and has no nerve. he must be In
bad shape"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
The Simple Life,

Anna Maria Wilhelmina Pickering.
in her Memoirs" edited by her son,
tells Yorkshire incident which con
tains great deal of human nature.
Variety spices life; the plain is monot
onous, until its extent entities 1t to
the name of prairie or desert, and II
gains interest through vastness.
There was an old couple in the vii
lage whom | used often to go to see,
One day, when | found them sitting
one on each side of the fire. the old
man said to me:
We'll, t. missis and me, we've been
married night on so years, and we've
never had one, quarrel"
The old woman looked at me, with
twinkle in her eye, and said:
1T war verte conscientious, but
varie dool"-Youth's Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Such Stuff as Dreams.

you must have been dreaming OF
railroads. last night" Baid the editors
wife.
81 don't remember 1t, Why" asked
the editor.
You kept saying pas for long
time, and then you said Who put that
red one there?' and 1 supposed you
had been dreaming about a danger
signal of some sort"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
SOUND SLEEP
Can Easily Be Secured.

"Up to years ago." woman writes,
Il was in the habit of using both tea
and coffee regularly.
81 found that my health was begin
ming to fail, strange nervous attacks
would come suddenly upon me. making
me tremble so excessively that could
not do my work while they lasted; my
sleep, left me and I passed long nights
in restless discomfort. l was filed
with nervous dread as to the future.
"a friend suggested that possibly
tea and coffee were to blame, and l
decided to give them up, and in cast
ing about for hot table beverage,
which l felt was an absolute necessity,
/ was led by good fortune to try Post
um
For more than a year 1 have used
1t three times a day and expect, so
much good has it done me, to con-
tinue Its, use during the rest of my
Soon after beginning the use OF
Postums:I found, to my surprise, that,
instead of tossing on a sleepless bed
throughsthe long, dreary night, l
dropped into a sound. dreamless sleep
the moment my head touched the pill,
low.
"Then I suddenly realized that all
my nervousness had left me, and my
appetite, which had fallen off before,
had all at once been restored so that
I ate my food with keen relish.
"All the nervous dread has gone. |
walk a mile and half each way to
my work every day and enjoy it. ]
find an interest in everything that
goes on about me that makes life a
pleasure. All this owe to leaving OF
tea and coffee and the use of Postum
for have taken no medicine. Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek.
Mich.
There's a reason" and 1t is ex,
planned in the little book, "The Road
to Wellville," in pkgH.
Ever read the above letter: new
one appears from time to time. The,
are genuine, true, and full of humas
Interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Personal Contact.

Jesus Christ is in His glory when
He Is among lost men. Greatness Is
not comfortable among the outcast
and lowly, for purple does not match
with sackchoth. Fashion is not com
,ortabl it is too afraid its satin
should be besmirched. Science is not
comfortable, for whilst it can work
miracles of Transformation every
where r can work none there. Art is
not comfortable amongst the fallen,
and it retires as soon as 1t has taken
their portrait. But Jesus Christ Is in
His glory with lost souls. lost classes,
lost tribes and lost races, for the Son
of man came to seek and to save that
which was lost-Rev. w. L. Watkin-
son, d. d.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Same Old Human Nature.

From the fresco paintings of wom~
en- in Cretan palaces of the period
about 1000 B. c. it is learned that the
women of that time pinched in their
waists, had flounced or accordion plait-
ed skirts, wore an elaborate coiffure
on their heads, shoes with high heels
and hats which might have come from
a Partisan hat shop, while one woman
might be described as wearing jupe
culotte.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

IzLe,S~1}Ea Eaz>GE.~
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Exits From Every Room.

A school building in which every
room has direct connection with the
ground, without first entering the
main hall, has been built just beside
the site of the famous Collinwood (O)
school in which IT'S children perished
by fire in 1908. 1t represents many
unique features of construction and is
said to be as fireproof and panic-proof
as it is possible for a school to be-
Popular Mechanics.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Faithful View

This" said the man. unrolling
sheet of drawings. "is the architects
picture of the new house expect to
build This Is front and side ele-
vation You see. the porte cochere
will be here. and the main entrance
will have"
How natural" interrupts the
friend The architect has drawn 1t
true to life"
Yes. it is very good Illustration" :"
why. he has even drawn In the
people who sell building materials and
the contractors coming up the street
and along the walk to the house with
their bills in their hands"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
-he Modern Way.

Young man." said the old person
who had attained considerable wealth
and fame. you must climb the ladder
of success round by round. 1t will not
do to"
''Skiddoo for you. uncle!" airfly re-
piled the earnest youth. What's the
use of plugging along on ladder
when the express elevators stop at
every floor?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
"Thy Neiuhbc ~

'"1hou shalt love thy neighbor &c
thyself" We are all willing to love
our neighbors. But that is just where
God tests US. He gives us neighbors
whom we naturally would not choose
in order to teach us to act upon tt .
real nelghbor rule of helping the man
next US. whoever he is Until we do
his, our neighborliness is but a sham,
not the Christian kind. r. Miller,
n D.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Queer PHYSICAL Facts,

Matters in geography and physics
appear to get a little mixed at times.
The mouth of the Mississippi is sew
eral miles farther from the center of
the earth than its source, so that it
actually runs uphill. Also the eastern
end of the Panama canal is further
west than the western end. 1t sounds
like "bull," to be sure, but for all
that it Is a fact.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Forgiveness.

Let us learn lesson of forgiveness
for our master. 1t Is far more noble
10 pardon than to be avenged. 1t is
the part of the animal man to retail
late an injury. 1t Is only God and
the sons of God that have the mag
namimity to forgive.-Cardinal Glib
bons. Roman Catholic. Baltimore, Md.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
DANGEROUS COMPANION.

Iutemperance is dangerous com
rSnion. 1t throws people off their
guard. cetrays them to a great many
indecencies. to ruinous passions, tc
disadvantages in fortune: makes
them discover secrets, drive foolish
bargains. engage in gambling. and
often stageer from the tavern to the
stews Cotton.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Production of Mercury.

The annual production of mercury
has risen to 1926 tons. The United
States produce 1,049 tons; Spain,
with Almada, furnishing 834 tons;
Austria, with Istria, $40 tons; Italy,
Monte-Amiata, $40 tons; Russia, Nj
kitofka, 31S tons; Mexico. 100 tons;
other countries, including Japan and
China, furnish the remainder, about
200 tons.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Perturbinq.

"Busy?" sighs the eminent special
list Busy? Why. there are such
great demands on my time that | have
been unable to give proper attenti on
to seven of my weathiest patients. and
now | have lost them"
Too pad," sympathizes the friend
And so they died?"
mo They got we'll.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
To Repair a Map.

A god preparation to use in re-
placing the pieces which have fallen
off the cotton of the map may be
made as follows: Beat up a paste of
rye flour and add to it good glue in
proportion of one-quarter the weight
of the -four Mix well; spread lightly
on the cotton, and carefully afix the
torn pieces.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

kidney secretions. After using al
kinds of medicine. without relief, be-
gan taking Doan's Kidney Pills and
received a perfect cure. ! have had
no trace of kidney trouble since"
when Your Back is Lame, Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Lovers of Evil.

Now and then there is man who
appears in every community. who
does evil because he loves evil He
goes about sowing the community
with Misunderstanding, undermining
men, poisoning mems thoughts. stir
ring up bitterness and sowing tares
of evil on every side.-Rev N D.
Hills, Congregationalist. Brooklyn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Cannon Balls of Stone and Iro

Cannon Balls Of Stone and Iron.
Stone bullets were used until the
year 1914 when they were supplanted
by iron. 1t was near the, close of the
sixteenth century before leaden bull
let's were generally adopted. Stone
cannon balls are yet used in some of
the eastern countries.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

Color more goods brighter and FASTER colors th
dye any garment without ripping apart. W
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Made Woman,s opportunity.

American typewriters are sold all
over the world. Millions are in use.
Nothing else that has been invented
has been so potent in affording bust
ness opportunity for women. It was
after she had entered business as a
typist that woman began to branch
out into other lines of endeavor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Bees Preempted Letter Rex.

A surprise awaited a rural postman
the other day when he set about col
lectingS letters from box at Aiket-
gate, near Armanthwaite, Cumber-
land, England. He found it occupied
by swarm of bees, which made him
beat retreat. Later in the day
gentleman accustomed to bees sue
ceeded in getting them away.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Defective Optimism.

Down in the Thousand Islands dis
trict there is published a paper called
the Optimist An Evanston man who
was in the Optimist's Office, the other
day, writes to us that on one of the
walls of the sanctum this notice was
displayed: "No credit extended here"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
A Student Of Humanity.

Mrs Carter and her cook, says the
Brooklyn Citizen, were discussing the
murder which had narrowed the dusky
citizens of the countryside.
"Willf dey hang him fer KILN of
his wife. Miss Cyarter?'
I'VE can't tell yet, Aunt jimmy The
court will decide. OF course. If they
prove he did it on purpose
Done it purpose! Law. Miss
Cyarter. in course he kilt him wife a
purpose! Honey, amt I done been
married? Don't know men?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Memory Training for Witnesses

1t has been suggested that it would
be good plan for courts to enforce
loss of memory cure upon large num-
Der of the witnesses who make their
appearance in some of the big cases.
Perhaps the correspondence schools
would make reduction for job lots
and cut down on the fee.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Do: Don't Talk,

Just do a thing and don't talk about
it. This is the great secret of success
in all enterprises. Talk means discus
sion; discussion means irritation; irri
tation means opposition, and opposi-
ton means hindrance always whether
you are right or wrong.-Sarah Grand.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
His Only Chance,

The man who has never become
sufficiently important to lift first
shovelful of earth or lay a corner
stone or drive last spike may as
well try to become reconciled to the
tact that posterity will have to honor
Kim, If he is to be honored.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Not a Bit.

"In getting married Mr. Sothern
and Miss Marlowe showed very little
consideration for the public"
why so?"
There's no fun in watching man
and his wife play Romeo and Juliet I"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
: z E M z NJ q Err
gH/$1E'
for COUGHS . COLDS
keyncte of SUCCESS.

The longer 1 live, the more I am
certain that the great difference be-
tween men, between the feeble and
the powerful, the great and the in
significant, is energy, invincible de-
termination-a purpose once fixed.
and then death or yictory!-Fowel)
Buxton.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Aumiiiated Indian Tribe.

When the Quakers came to Penn.
sylvania in 1852 the only Indians in
the neighborhood were the Della
wares, who had just been terribly
beaten by the Five Nations and fore
ed into a treaty by which they sub
mitted to be called women.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

James w. Clay, 666
wv. Fayette ST., Balti-
more. Md, says: "l
suffered almost con-
|stantly from pains in
my back and head
and was laid up for
Ia week at q time.
II could scarcely walk
ard experienced add
ed annoyance from ir-
regular passages of
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Value of Contentment

A contented mind is the greatest
blessing a man can enjoy in this
world, and if, in the present life, his
happiness arises from conquering his
desires, it will arise in the next from
the qualification of them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
A Preference.

Marriage is lottery" said the
ready-made philosopher
"No, it isn't" replied Mr.. Growcher.
I'm lottery you can lose once and
forget about it, instead of having to
put up alimony"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Shark Hatched in Captivity.

For some time sharks egg in the
Glasgow (Scotland) Aquarium has
been watched from day to day. 1t
hatched a few days ago, an event
unique in many respects. The tiny
shark seems quite at home, and Is not
a bit shy of the numerous visitors
who have crowded to see it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

Advantage of Advancing Years.
One Of the advantages of becoming
old is that one becomes Indifferent to
hatred, insult, and calumny, while
ones capacity for friendship and good
will are ncreased.-Bismarck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Its Location.

Little Brother-Where's my fishin
pole gone to?
Bigger Brother-Sister's usin' it fol
hatpin!-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Glasses to Be Numbered

The glasses used in Hungarian
cafes will be numbered in the near
future as means of preventing the
spread of disease by the promiscuous
Interchange of drinking glasses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Market for Rhodesia Oranges.

The oranges of Rhodesia, in South
Africa, Will have their market in Eng
land, according to the London Times,
during the summer months, when this
class of fruit does not come from 9th,
er parts of the world"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

When we look back now upon some
of the things we used to worry about.
we wonder what the lunacy commits
sions were doing all that. time!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Nothing Doing.

Geraldine-Did you ask pa for my
hand? Gerald did. Geraldine
What was his answer? Gerald-Ac-
cording to my translation can't have
even your little finger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

Infammatory Rheumatism may make
you cripple for life. Don't wait for
inflammation to set in. When the first
slight pains appear. drive the poison out
with Hamlins Wizard Oil.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
HastV Pride,

This is how little girl reported the
text of the sermon: Pride goeth be-
fore destruction, but naughty spirit
waits till fau."-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

OF the things that make for happi,
ness, the love of books stands first
A book, unlike friend will wait not
only upon the hour, but upon the
mood Myrtle Reed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
M Exreption

Nothing. humanity speaking, is per
feet, not even the frights which the
fashions make some women look
Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Thjnos Eternal,

Fen from the tomb the voice OF
nature cries, cen in our ashes live
their wonted fires.-Thomas Gray.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
DiHArAhf.

Willie-"Did the doctor make you
take nasty medicine when you were
sick?" Freddie-"No; 1t was father
who made me take it."-~Jr6ge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infammar
ZION, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c q bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
OxerIook First Eault

Do not blame the man who makes
mistakes, unless he makes the same
mistake the second time. - James
Oliver.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Mark of Insincerity,

Beware of him who meets you with
a friendly mien. and in the midst of
a cordial salutation seeks to avoid
your glance.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

There are cures for the dope and
rum addictions, but the self-kidder
never gets it out of his system!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
ORIGINAL Home of Honey Bee.

Original Home of Honey Bee.
The common variety of bee, known
as the honey-bee, is thought by some
high authorities to have had its orig
inal home among the woods and
mountains of central Europe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

Pessimism is a method of proclaim.
ing personal failure to conform to the
fundamental facts of life!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Wealth and Wisdnn-

A man who is worth more than
$1.008,000 can get any commonplace
remark accepted as an epigram.-Chi.
cago Record-Herald
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

It's human nature. but bad medi-
cine, to buck about the walk up hill
after we've enjoyed a good long slide
down.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13
Exact Copy Of wrappes.
Pioneer of Psychology.

The modern science OF psychology
was brought to this country by G.
Stanley Hall, who established lab
oratory of psychology at Johns Hop
kins university as early as 1883.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

There is a certain amount of lye in
soap, but that is no reason why 1t
should be injected into the advertise
mentS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1911-10-13

If the blood is poor and filled with the
poiBons from diseased kidneys or mac
tive liver, the heart is not only starved
but poisoned as well. There are many
conditions due to impure blood-such
as dropsy, fainting spells, nervous debil-
ity or the many scrofulous conditions,
ulcers, ''fever sores," white swellings,
etc. All can be overcome and cured by