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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

When you have a bad cold
you want the best medicine oh.
tainablesso as to cure it with as
little delay as possible. Here
is druggists opinion: II have
sold Chamberlain's Cough
Kennedy for, fifteen years." says
Epos Lollar of Saratoga, Ind,
"and consider it the best on the
market" For sale by all deal
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26
A Moving Land.

One Of the broad slopes Of Mont
Gringuez, France. is reported to have
detached from its foundations, and to
have moved over a distance of nearly
a quarter of mile, carrying with IL
the soil, meadows and woods, and GOV.
ering up in its passage roads and
bridges that stood in the way. A
chestnut grove has travelled 500 feet
without suffering any apparent dam.
age. but many small lakes have been
formed by the damming of the wa.
ters.-Scientihc American.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

FOR SALE-One large MOD
ern house on sixth street. A
fine building corner with
cement sidewalks on seventh
street. A good building corner
on fourth street. This proper
ty can be had at a bargain if
taken at once. A. Chezik,
owner.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

We carry a full line of var
nishes, lime, paint, cement,
cement blocks, calcimine, brick.
We do mason WORK, brick lay.
ing, plastering, cem-nt work
and make cement side walks
TohnRis. 81: ( Son.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

Bear in mind and try a box
of DR.. Quick's Alaska Kidney
Pills. For sale by all druggist.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

In days to come the fool who rocks
the boat will be succeeded by the fool
who rocks the aeroplane. They are
somewhat alike, only one Is more so.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

LONDON TABER.
NAcI.E. Lancaster
Gate W., Oct. %
Pastor Russell
spoke here twice
today to larg"
audiences. We
report one of tn.
discourses which
treated on tn,
difference be.
tween b u m q u
q n d Divin e
standards of
measure ment.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

FOR SALE OR TRADE
An advance separator for sale
or trade. Inquire of Fred Wild
man at the Bismarck, Brecker-
ridge.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26
FOR SALE-8O tons of good
hay in stack, if bought at once.
Al Heine, Wahpeton, N. u.

TEAM FOR SALE.-A good
leam of work horses for sale,
Inquire # McColloch & Robin.
son.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26
Houses for Sale.

l have several residences for
sale. Modern and otherwise
Good locations. Easy terms.
G. e. Wallace
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

] have opened up a repair
shop at my old stand, two doors
west of City Hotel, and would
be pleased to see my old friends
Albert Schrieber, Jewt Ter.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26
GODS LONGER DAYS :
A THOUSAND YEAR,
Mankind's History the Workdsy
of Great Week.
The Length and Value Of Time Viewed
From the oiv:.,s Versus the Human
Standpoint - Pastor Russell Still
Abroad,

"a thousand years in Thy sight are
but as yesterday."-"A day with the
Lord is as thousand years."-Psalm
&c. 4: II Peter iii. 8.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26

Truly Wonderful.
"she's a wonderful woman"
! Eyes. indeed. She can adapt her
ueals to extra-inning bali games.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1911-10-26
For Sale.

A four and one half hourse
power gasoline engine for sale.
HANS CHRISTENSEN.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
!. HAIR ADVICE
VALUABLE 10 TIE PRINIA-
TURELY GRAY-HAIRED

What a pity it Is to observe so
many people with thin and faded
hair, and then realize that the most
Of these people might have a fine,
healthy head Of hair II they woplu
but use the simple esage tea" Of
our grandmothers combined with
other ingredients for restoring and
preserving the hair. No one, young
or old, need have .gray hair, weak,
thin or falling hair, dandruff or any
troubles OF the sort IL they would
but use Wyeth,s Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy. On the contrary, 1t Is
possible to have healthy, vigorous
hair, of perfect color, by few APP
pHcadons Of this remarkable prepare
ton.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair
Remedy quickly removes dandruh,
leaves the scalp clean and healthy,
promotes the growth Of the hair and
restores the natural color OF hair
which has become faded or gray. II
is clean wholesome dressing, which
may be used at any time and with
perfect safety. Don't neglect your
hair. Start to-day with Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur.
This preparation Is offered to the
public at fifty cents a bottle and Is
recommended and sold by
ALI Dras gists
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
FUNERAL SERVICES
OVER the Remains Of Mrs. Caroline
Shaw VIII Be Held Mednet
day Afternoon.

Funeral services over the remains
Of MIS-. Caroline Shaw, whose death
occurred Monday afternoon, Will be
held ON Wednesday afternoon at Two
O'clock from the residence Of her
daughter, Mrs. NJ. ., Borgess., on 10
Gust avenue. 5..
Mrs. Shaw, who was among ne
most highly respected women O. lhis
community had been in failing health
for many months and during the past
few weeks her condition had been
alarming. Mr., T. w. Shaw, the hns
band OF the deceased, died on the
Fourth Of July last year and since thai
time she had resided with her daagh
tiers, Mrs. Borgess. and Mrs, J. r. Te
trick, OF this city. She Is survived by
-four sisters, Mrs. John Ballard and
Mrs. Hettle Orr, OF Reedsyine, Mrs
Priscilla Moon, of Newburg, and Mrs
Lizzie Hildeburg, Of Virginia.
The deceased was seyentynlnt
years OF age aud had been a consist
ent member Of the Baptist church FOL
a long period Of years.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Now Teeth Filing2

a practical dentist of Cleveland
Ohio, who is in iFairmont at present,
travelling for his own dental house OF
that city, stated that he and his aged
father had been working for the past
many years and had. they believe,
found a certain kind of cement that g
cavity Of a tooth may be filled without
The decayed parts being drilled out
and by: placing this cement into the
hollow part that It will stop decay and
that the cement can be made the ex-
act color of the tooth to be filled by
heating the cement to certain de,
gree and that thee filling cannot be
seen with the naked eye. He further
said that chemical ingredient that
is in theScementH will stop further de;
cay Of the filled tooth. He said that
lie had filled one of his own teeth with
the cement three years ago this sum,
iner and that, 1T looked like the real
tooth He showed,the molar and none
Of those who examined It could see
that It had beendfilled.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
charIsston Events.

Fairmont Lady a Guest.-A very
Charming and delightful luncheon was
given by Mrs. w. D. Payne Thursday
at Edgewood Country Club in honor oil
Mrs. Vogt, of Louisville, Ky. Covers
were laid for. Mrs. Nogt, Mrs. John
Henshaw, of Eairmont; Mrs. A. d
Mead, Wheeling, Mrs. G. H. Caper
ton, Jr., of Slab Fork; Mrs. W. P
Cochran, Mrs. 0. K. Payne, Mrs. Ann
Cochran, !of Lancaster, Pa; Mrs. H. B
Lewis, Mrs. w, E. R, Byrne, Mrs. s. B
Avis, Mrs. j M. Payne, Mrs. Allemang
Miss Charlotte Allemany and Mrs
Payne.
Miss Ward Entertaining-Miss Mar
garet Ward will give a boating party
Saturday evening,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20

The pitching 81 horseshoes sport
|ihat used TO be INDUCED IN with con
siderable enthGsiasm 81 male adults
many years aso n Fairmonts IS again
being enjoyed N this city Yesterday
there were several games pulled OF
late in the afternoon and Just before
dark. The sport is5 an old one, and
according to the pres re 8orts Ell Vice
|PreBide lent Fairbanks Is one sofs the best
horseshoe pitchers Il the country and
sOessinto the sport With much vim and
|sn3oyment For the past many years
|an the South Side Of Wheeling scores
Of men-in fact. horseshoe pitching
clnbs have been organized enjoy the
sport for. hours after their days work.
According to an elderly gentleman. Il
Is beliexedsth 1t win be only q auest
ton of a short. while until the old
game Will be revived in Fairmont and
that pitching teams will be organised
|as the long gearssgone by. ls,s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
! / SCHOOL
NOW IN Session
PROF. 5osEPHRosfER iN CHARGE
4 LARGE ATTENDANCE 49,, EN
h .PEcTED, a

The summer school OF the Falrmont
State Normal opened yesterday with
good prospects for most profitable
session. Superintendent OF Schools
Professor Joseph Roster is at the head
OF the school and has a faculty OF ten
or twelve teachers; DR.. ShRtfer, o.
Clark Uniyersity, has charge Of the
classes An pedagogy and Miss Hops
ton, Of Charleston, Is in charge OF the
English classes Several of the Nor
mai faculty have been retained AMI
VIII teach during the summer term.
One hundred and twenty students
were enrolled yesterday at the open
ing and thissnppber will, probably BE
augmented ~ about twenty-five q
thirty during Tie week. "A large nun
her d the teachers lin the local public
schools are attending the Normal sum
mer school, while several are In at
tendance at the sUniEegsity summer
school.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
.0RGANIIZHI7I|DN
Of NEGRO NINE
ROBERT c. STERLING, CHEF AT
THE MANLEY, HAS AT LAST
PERFECTED HIS BASEBALL
TEAM.

Robert c. Freeland, chef at the Ho-
tel Manley and one of the most enter
prisIng negroes in Fairmont, said this
morning that negro baseball team
has been organized in this city and
that the! members would this week be.
gin practicing to get in condition to.
play with the negro ball teams all over
West Virginia and a part Of Ohio;
that theu informs were ordered
through local dealer last evening
and II, would be only d question Of a
few weeks until the boys would be
ready to cross bats with a visiting
team. iases IS 8, ~. Il ~ i
1t Will be recalled that the West,
Vfrginian carried two stories several
weeks ago when Freeland attempted
to organize q baseball team but was
unsuccessful at that time and 1t was
believed that such an organization
could not be perfected but during the
past week the better element of young
Fafrmont negroes have got together
and under his direction a ball team
has been formed, which promises to be
an excellent one and will put up good
games this summer and fall.
When ready for new boarders at
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Returned irom chfeaao.

Attorney Howard N. Ogden. and
daughters Misses Marjorie and. Alma
arrived home yesterday morning from
Chicago. Mrs. Ogden and son, Dana,
and daugh Miss Josephine, VIII ar
rive here @itliinsa short time and will
probably make the trip through from
Chicago in the Ogden touring car.
The Ogden family wentto Chicago to
attend the commemorate exercises al
the Chicago university where Misses
Marjorie and Alma were students
Miss Marjorie graduated from the
academic department Of that school
with honors having taken an A. B. de
Rree.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
,A-I.AeANs..

Reports from the bedside of M. L
Cordray who underwent an operation
lior appendicitis last, week indicate
\ that although unfayorable symptoms
have ut intervals appeared yet MS re
Coyery is anticipated, .,a II
Calvin Michael Of Behler, continues
seriously, Ill and Miss Anda Eddy and
Mrs, G. L.SShumal Of this vicinity are
yet on the sick list i5 So.
The cut. worms add force to the
statement thatgthe farmers are not SO
blamed independent as the town men
Ike to. tell them they are. ~
Dorothy Dix asserts that modern
girls do not use adjectiyes Some one
should. use anfew,r on Dorothy for
spreading such "a SANDER.
1t is expected that the coronation OF
King George will-cost million and a
quarter dollars. That Is enough to elect
aiuan president Of the United States
and purchase aIfewa choice members of
the Plttsburg council "The Jingle OF
the guinea helps the hurt that honor
feels.' ~
l a. q Z
A wine soaked sage vents the opin-
ion that besides knowing how to run a
municipal government, Mayor Gaynor
of New York, seems to know how to
raise a family; most Of his daughters
elope when they get ready to marry,
thus keeping down the family ex-
penses.
At church convention in, Atlantic
City recently a speaker, showed that
In spite of the great amount OF tenn.
perance legislation, the consumption
Of Intoxicating liquors Is on the in.
crease, Thisonly proves that men can
not be made angels by legislation. Ed.
uCate more and legfslate less.
An elder OF a church in the eastern
part OF the State recently offered a
prayer of thanks for the safe return
from their vacation of the pastor and
bis wife. With proper dignity and a
loud voice he said: ooh, Lord, we
thank Thee for bringing our pastor
safely home and his dear wife too for
SURELY Thou spreserveth man and
beast" Fa st,&
A Pittsburg girl Watching a Ma.
rlon county farmer milk a COW. She
adjusted her glasses and said: ut is
all very plain except that / don't I'M
derstand how you turn 1t Off"
A fearless investigator has discoy-
cred that when q man buys a new hat
he wants one just like the enc he had
before, But a woman isn't that way,
A safe and sane editor has come to
the conclusion that there is an alb
surd--a pathetic situation in rural
communities inderegard to churches.
Everyone believes that in union there
Is strength but. when It comes to
practiclng 1t, Oh, my! 1t is only d
dream. You find a struggling group
Of Methodists, Baptists, Presbyterians
and Catholics in almost every small
Vlllage-and nothing doing, The town
could about support one good united
church, But alas, each family must
cling to its particular ism and see how
many disgruntled ones from some 9th
er ism can be persuaded to join their
church. And the result? Abandoned
churches everywhere, The Goals have
been so scattered they can't keep each
other warm.
The country church ought to be a
power in the community. 1t ought to
be the social, intellectual and moral
center. 1t ought to be a meeting place
for all Isms and creeds, where the peo-
4 q "a #sH
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
IsIoaK

IA Fairmont physician stated slasl
evening that for his Own personal de.
location and satisfaction that he had
at different intervals purchased from
milk wagons Of this city quarts Of
milk and had microscopieally exam
med the contents Of the bottles and
found that every sample came up 70
Ethe standard ytestpo all cities where
Itds Is done by milk inspectors; that
every milk dealers milk in this city
showed not less than four per cent
butter fat and Is very clean and pure
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Picnic POSTPONED.

The picnic to have been held by the
Good Time Club on Wednesday of this
week has been postponed until later
In the season. A meeting OF the club
will be held on Saturday evening Of
this week when plans for the outing
will be perfected. This outing wfll
probably be held at the HaT and
Barnes camp up the Tygarts Valley
river.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
AIINigAL MEE|IING
WEST MRefNIAt MOMENTS FOR.
EiGN MISSIONARY SOCIETY
WILL. MEET. AT M. e, CHURCH,

h EIGN MISSIONARY socIET'
WILL. MEET AT M. e. CHURCH
SOUTH, TIL IaSDAY NIGHT. a.
The thirty.second annual session o
the Wpman's Foreign Missionary Sc
+ciety, Western Virginia conference, N
E. church, South, viii be held in Wi
liams Memorial church, FairmonI
June 22.25.
ALI are invited to attend these meet
ings. The programme follows: SO
Thursday Evening, e
S:0O-Deyotional, led by the pastor
y. W. Critics. titE
Address Of welcome, Mrs. Levi
Smith. s7qhftg9 l"If ~ ~
Response, Miss AddIe Thornburg.
Presidents address, Mrs. Ella D
Mcintosh.
Praise service, Mrs. W. W. Riley.
Announcements.
Social haK:hour.
9:SO-Adjournment.
Friday Morning.
S:30-Devotiona service, Mrs. Eli
D. Mcintosh.
Roll call and organization.
Fixing the bar.
Announcement of committees.
1O:Oe-Report Of Conference CORES
pondlng secretary. Mrs. Gerrft A
Nash.
Report Of Conference treasurer
Miss Addie Thornburg.
Address, Miss Daisy Davies.
1O:30-MinIstry Of 1ntercession, sub
ject, Mexico" Mrs. Robt. Armstrong
Friday Afternoon.
2:OO-Devotional, led by Mrs. A. M
Imboden, subject, Unity of Spirit"
Report from districts.
S::3O-shall Our Conferences Unite
DISCUSSION led by Miss Daisy Davies.
4:SO-Report from Woman's Mis-
sionary Council, Mrs. G. A. Nash
Friday Evening.
S:OO-Devotional, led by Mrs j. M
Jubilee meeting, led by Miss Dais!
Saturday Morning.
S:SV-Devotional, led by Mrs Kat
King,
Roll call.
Minutes.
s:SSsMIsslon study classes, Mis-
Davies.
Christian Stewardship, Mrs. G. A
11:8O-Ministry OF Intercession
Brazil, Mrs. Phoebe Wallace.
Saturday Afternoon,
2:OO-Devotional, led by Miss Ros'
Chancellor.
Mrs. Althea Clay.
Discussion! led by Miss Daisy Dayiei
Report of committees.
Election of officers.
Selection Of place Of meeting TO
saturday Evening.
S:SO-Deyotional, led by Mrs H. Il
children's meeting, led by Mrs. 3
c. .switzer.
11:OO-Annual sermon-Rev. j. W
500 8:oS-Memorlal Service MRS. ]. W
500 s;oo-Devotionai, led by Mrs. swit
IT The Outlook, Miss Davies.
Offering.
Report Of committee on resolutioni
/ Conservation service. Z
Benedieuon.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Vauee.sturaIs,

Mr.. James r, Yancn and Miss Emma
sturgis, Of 'smithfeld, Pa. were uni,
ted in marriage at that place on last
Thursday at the home Of the bride,
lirs Vance is q sister Of Mrs, W. o,
David, ef Monongah, and has frequent
in Fairmont and Monongah,
she WIS located In this city for sey.
tef;al months recently where she con
Quoted d music class. Mrs. David was
present at the wedding and remained
there for a visit with relatives
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
9LIYgRY sTAalgs ARE BUSY.

About the btstes y places In Eairinolt
tBls afterno on ire the livery stables
Scores sof teams arrived late this fore!
noon With occupants to attend the
faces from aIl5the adjacent towns tia
majority ot whom puff up their rigs ta
thelstabIes.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Guests lin Fairmont.

Mrs. M. B. Wingall and daughters,
Alta and Mary, of Springfield, I'LL, Mrs.
Daisy Cline, OF Joliet, Ill, Mr.. and Mrs.
Az. r, Howat and two children, Of
Efancesyille, Ind, are the guests Of
their mother, Mrs. Agnes Howat and
other relatives at the home Of Mr.. and
MRS Robert snider on Fairmont ave.
nue. and First street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
SCORES LOST,
NV U6Ited preaIsIs,.)

~ ~ q ElJl1 IEIINtVV = NNlfT y y IIlI7T
TOXIC, Dune 20 scores of lives
we're lost IN q typhpon which deSas;
fated die entire coast Of Japan today.
Hundteds OF fishing boats we're sunk
according TO the reports N SoShp
sfikoki province 800 coral boat we're
sunk and 1913 tishermsn perIshedl
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
MAMN srRANaERa llERE.

Although there are q number of
trangefs 81 Faitn6 lt today attending
HE races tie 6tdyfS VIII become larger
from; tiay 70 DIV, but 1t Is iahtcf pated
Ant TIE hig day will be on nhnrsdAy
ltn6tsfl as tclg Day when Tie
efotnds win be crowned With stTang,
ers and local PEOPLE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
9En.tartalnlna Tor euests.

Miss Marie Boehm entertained a
number tof friends at picnic at Loop
Park this afternoon, complimentary. to
Misses Mary and Alta Wignall, of
Springfield, ILL.,, who are guests in this
city of Mrs. Agnes Howat on Fairmont
avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
iHairnes.Wlnchestsr.

Announcements Of the marriage Of
Miss Phyllis Winchester, Of CleVe-
land, Ohio, and Mr.. Walter Ralph
Barnes, 81 Chenille, have been issued
BY Mr. and Mrs, Phillip Winchester,
parents OF the bride, The wedding
took place on the evening of June
tie gifteentiE They&ill reside at Glen:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Daneinu School.

Tie dancing school will hold its reg
ftlar meeting this evening at the Ma.
sonic Assembly han. There will be
only two more meetings Of the school
Tor this summer tonight and the even
Ding Of July fourth, and the school will
then ADJOURN until fall, when the ses'
slons will be resumed.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
Tho Eternal question.

the EteFna sIueSIlVII'
Tell me not in mourniul numbers
Life is but an empty dream;
That those handsome watermelonS
Are not really what they SEEM
When you see them in the grocery
And they look fit for a king,
Tell me not that when you carve them
They are quite a different thing
Tell me not when you have lugged one
Home, as welghty as a trunk,
That when you sit down to eat II
You find nothing else but punk
Life is real and life is earnest
And the dough's too hard to md
To expend 1t upon melons
Whose insides are like the rind'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20

Vile, where MI. Barnes is teacher
In the GIengilie Normal school. Mr..
Barnes Ia Tor d number Of years a
student al tie West Virginia Uniyer-
|sity and has numerous friends In Nor
Bgantowt and Fairmont who will be
interested to learn of his marriage.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
DolN,s5 IN our VjLLA AGE

C. Phelps has returned from the
Mexican war without d wound. Wei.
come home, Charlie.
3. Pantilind Is painting his huttel at
this writing. Let the good work 80
on.
Several og our enterprising mer-
chants have got new awntngs this
summer.
The Silver Eornet band will give a
concert in the park this evening,
Poet and Peasant" will be played II
requested. which is rather doubtful.
The open street cars are making
quite a hit with the general public
this season. Ladies' are requested TO
an up all Of the smokers seats first.
a large force Of tailors is atsworll
Euponsa new summer suit for our fel-
low townsman, s. Wesseli1s,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20

Mrs. p. e. Trickett will be hostess
tomorrow afternoon at her home on
Pierpont avenue to the Social Circle,
which is composed of a number of
ladlesfof this city.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
\ FINEpl

George siaYle was tined 1--WE dol
.lafs and costs BY Justice Amos last
iiighf FOR stealing q ride on the Bal u!
more and Ohio railroad.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20

TWAS EVER THUS WITH ART.
/. TonsIline, the beautous wife Of Ton
silitis, the celebrated Greek poet and
philosopher, was peeyed.
why weepest thou, o fair one?n
asked Tonsilitis as he wiped her ala
3baster complexion all OF into one cor
ner OF her face with a clean corner
of his toga.
II weepest because thou aintest no
good" she muttered. Here we have
to wade around in the dust uptO our
knees, and absorb the odor OF the pass
ing gas wagons and the folks next
door ride out in a seven passenger
Mercedes. You call yourself q great
Greek and you waste your time on
poetry while the folks next door run
a shoe shining parlor."
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-20
! SOLID EIVoRIEs WE HAVE MET

SOLID INoRIEs WE HAVE MET.
The party who expects to get 10
cents worth Of reading out Of lucent
magazine. q
The asylum candidate who holds a
baby while the mother runs into a
store to make a purchase andineyer
returns.
The thin man who wishes he was
Eat.
The gink who tries to shake the
front door of a saloon open on a Sun
day.
The old gentleman who tries 10 look
young by dyeing his mustache