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The Jasper news., 1911-11-30
Notices to Hunters,

The News has printed several
hundred No Hunting" notices
on cards s by II inches lfyou
don't want the public to hunt on
your property, post your lanl with
these cards IS cards for Is cents.
The Jasper news., 1911-11-30
DEWEY.

To Mrs. Nat news the Dewey cor
esuonden. for the best report of
thr recent " c. T U convention
in j pin that the editor has seen,
and lack ol spare alone prevents
our publishing it in full
Arch Rice's children have had
the chick, npox tins week
Miss keelr, who taught school
here last year is back from Colora-
DO and was visiting I'D friends
here Sund'y Sne reports Mrs
Allison 1s no better
Mr. CrenshaW is much better
and has been able to walk cut
doors
Three men kept house while
their wives went TO Joplin to the
W c. r L. convention We hone
1T won't deprive them OF their
vote.
Salem Sunday school is going
tave Christmas Tree
Nes>rs Lowell and Pugh e
Webb Cry were out hun ing Sat
urday on NJ 5 Cad is'S farm Not
ouch hunting IS allowed in Dew
~ytown
Miss Glaec ok will 90 to Orono
go 10 spend the holiday.
Mr.. Wlg.ius's whistle is heard
az in onruu.e o after a two week $
vacation
Mrs Courtney i, home alter a
ywp weeks VISIT in Oldahoma.
A blg Attendance at the youn
'VcrpIes meeting Sunday night.
The W c T. L. convention il.
iup'ir was the best ever held in
the County Ladies from all over
che county were present, s me
driving 20 miles to reach the elcc
jric line at Carthage.
The beautiful new Byers Avcuu,
church was full at every session
Tuesday night when Mr. Wallace
SPOKE chairs had to be put in the
si-le, TO accommodate the crowd
Mrs Newton was told that tie
mac ,ncry OF The W. { 7 U. was
an better running condition than
any trust ar combine in the coun
Try and /, WAS told her by a gentle
man vino knew
rs YOU entered the church you
enrolled, rc.c,, ed "a program, and
gas labeled and ushrred 20 "a seat
The number pf Unions in the
COUNTY IS A. The Carthage Union
belou th lugest-5oo members.
Thr treasurer reported SLSoo,
used ia the past year and $50 IL
thc '-easury, but pledges were
taken tor the coming year, Car
thaee con menciug with $50.
Mrs. Ncwton'S annual address
will be printed in leailct form and
distributed thrc ugh the county
Miss Mahan gave number of
good readings and visited the pub
lic schools
Mrs Nellie Burger was present
and said she was good house
teeper. but when our work called
her she left her sweeping until she
got back. She even lett her hus-
band not feeling we'll
One OF Joplm's ministers kept
'three babies tolet their mothers
90 to hear Wallace
The reports gwen by presidents
.and supcrinJeudcnls were all ful
of work done. Mrs Hall was alb
Gent but she had preached 50 ser
mons in the jail during the year
Rev. Foster's welcome in hchal
OF the churches was most cordial
uegpt q tino audience for Mrs. Hott
man and said she would give I
temperance talk, and she talket
on wOmans suffrage. He sal,
when tie elephant and donke,
would put on side saddles and pu
the women on to ride, things woult
be alright We thought to our
SELVES we would rather ride on tn
watC--Vagon.
Nj Wallace told a story Of
darkoy sleeping on a train wit
his mouth open, and passenge
dropped some quinine on hi
tongue and when he awoke h
called for a doctor and said b
was Very sick tor his gall ha
busted Mr. Wallace said if an
man had the call to vote for th
whisky traffic he hoped his ga
wOuld burst.
MALTA.
The Jasper news., 1911-11-30
MALTA.

Rev Charles Edwards and Rev
Smith are holding a meeting at
Mount Carmel They have had
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01

g, A. Il. Post, Memorial expenses.
Nat. Bank, armory assn. l,
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01

sSssO5 I4Il9 SO $4Oq $40 06 S 81 q7 a
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
J, PRINTING STATIONERY

f. F. Warg. ...... .................. los 25
b. f. Haines. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 2OO 9j
Citizens Pubs Co,......,,,.,.......... 206 II
Herald Press Assn, ,,................ 1853 IS
Jacob Doetsch, binding records 339 -
VIM. Mann Co., BLANKS stationery 6O 90
Austin Engraving Co., engraving. 81
|. N. Van VoOrhis, typwr supplies. s 80
So Stamp 4 stat. Co., stationery..., l3 65
Kaeder Printing Co., mss cUvers.... SO
b. w. Spencer, ream paper. ...,.... l 80
w. g. Johnston q Co.. blas. & stat. 100 20
W. H. Varcoe, stationery ..... ..,. 9 25
W. III Hammer Co., typwr. sup. 5O0l
c. @. Jadwin, stationery ry...,.....,,... Is 80
sI,28O Is
APPROPRIATIONS.
g, A. X. Post, Memorial expenses. =. 80 90
Nat. Bank, armory assn....,..,,.,... 1000 90
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
ELECTION EXPENSES.


Constabes, attending election. ...... IS
Justices, care ballot boXes................ 1890
citizens Pubs. Co.. pig Feb ballots. l67 80
Herald Press Assn, Nov .,.. II 80
M. B. Allen, Z M postg candts blks 10 W
Geo. =. Ross, exp jdg Mcheslr No. l.. TAI
Geo. Keller, delivering ballots. ......... 40 81
Officers February election ........... l,472 VI
November ........ $50 81
Chas. Daniels, use of election house, 500
A. b. Wood bal +, b l909............ 80
w. q. Johnston d o., electn outfits SS 55
Il. u. Brown making ballot boxes. 522
I, G Madden, fright on booth. Lehigh 60
j. A. Thompson, booths for IA 20
X. E. Prtndergast, ,blanks........ ~
Peter Bales, repair ballot box.......... 3 90
Wells Fargo Express Co., ex press. 70
Herald Press Assn, sheritfS proc &
div Texas No. i..................... los 20
Citizens Pubs. Co. sherffs' proc d
div revas No 4...........-................ l04 90
Texas NO i........ .....,,,............ r. lO5 90
w. III. ee, ct al, comptg Nov retns- 45 o.
. sentrl ret judge % ~
H. Wilson, comptg con ret Juege...... % 20
ii L. Plum, livery. 20
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
COUNTY BUILDINGS.
CoRoNER's ACCOUNTS.

II. G. Ensign, body Ward Buckland 275
q. A. kordman, I" X. w. Lord. 275
j. r, Tiffany, Helen Davis d
Eva Trykak. $50
James A. Kay, inq. w. B. Keeney... l3 l3
w. l.. Harvey, inq. unknown infant. Is l3
James Haag, body Daniel Kennedy 3 55
II. b. Seare, inq. Silas LORD ............ 993
Jurors, inq Silas Lord ........,........... II
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
SHERIFF'S ACCOUNT

DIR
To county orders received, d,.......... ll64 ~
balance due Jan !, 1911 ............ l429 Is
verdict fees received. .........,. "a 90
2ol7 %
OR
By balance due Jan 3, 1910 ........... l64 ~
washing for prisoners. ,.....,.... 80 %
board of prisoners ................ 1908 90
docket, commitment discharges lCS %
attending criminal court. .......... 81 20
deputy attending criminal court 30 90
drawing Jurors and notices. ..... l80 40
report of public charities. ....... 40 20
court proclamation. .,........,.. 10 90
election proclamation. ........... 40
filling jury wheel. .............,.,. 8 50
u IL Gibbs, repairing keys for jail l 20
barbertng for prisoners, ...,..... 500
making pillow cases and sheets 1
for Jail. ii...,....,................. 10 90
filling bed with straw for JAIL. SO 90
4S0 2-cent stamps, notice to jurymen o 90
taking conYicts to Philadelphia
at SS1.b4. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 76l 20
taking insane to Danvilie at 4i.Ic So 81
s2ol7 Os
CLAIMS IN FAVOR OF COUNTY
Due from N II Lippert, error sheep
claim, 1908. 8....................'S 20
Due from John Murraine, overpaid
cons fees Woodmansee case. 50
Due from state on app to Agric society Sl4 70
CONTINUED on Page 7.)
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
INSURANCE
j N Welsh, sherifr's house, .........,
S S3l 90
INSANE ASYLUM
edith, inmates at Danville. s S32 II

II ID 'IUI VUIVII Ut I7tIII FIIIU o- II
LIGHT HEAT, WATER, TELEPHONE
Cons Water 90. water rent........... 8 lib 90
Bell Telephone % rent ana tolls. "A 40
Cons .... AZ 70
Cons l.. H q Go, lights and fixtures l07 Al
Kraft Il Conger, coal .................. 6G6 ii
+ j Varcoe, coal and carriage. ......... Is 81
Wayne Goal 90, coal and cartage.... 26 IA
Drayman, carting coal. al................ 56 40
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01

e. W. tmmell. Agr. Society. ......
Fred Saunders, directors association
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
Statement Of Finances
WAYNE COUNTY, 1910.
WAYNE COUNTY, 1910.

Fred Saunders Treasurer Account with Wayne County for
year ending Jan. 1, 1911.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1911-03-01
NOTES AND INTEREST

NONRESIDENT POOR
j H Smith. support of Smith family
scott .........,........,..... Al 40
A 45
PRISONS AND REFORMATORIES
House of Refuge board OF inmates s 2g7 80
Eastern Penitentiary, 345 20
Indus Reformatory III 90
7gO 10
POOR ACCOUNT
Fdw Henderson, treas Lebanon. 10 SO
VIM Rockwell, order Scott. q 40
8s OF
ROAD DAMAGES
John ID Dexter, road in Damascus. s 25 90
95 IN
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
CHAPTER XXI.
Politics Under Cover,

To a woman, the romances she makes
are more amusing than those she reads
-Theophile Gautier-
1t seemed quite correct for the
daughter of our secretary of state to
call to inquire for the health of the
fair Sonora Yturrio, and to present
the compliments of Nine. Calhoun, at
that time not in the city of Wash
ington. Matters went so smoothly
that 1 felt justified in suggesting lit
tie drive, and Sonora Yturrio had no
hesitation in accepting. Quite natural
ly, our stately progress finally brought
us close to the residence of Miss Cal
houn- That lady suggested that, since
the day was warm, it might be well
to descend and see if we might not
find a sherbet; all of which also
seemed quite to the wish of the lady
from Mexico. The ease and warmth
of Mr.. Calhoun's greeting to her were
such that she soon was we'll at home
and chatting very amiably. She spoke
English with but little hesitancy.
Lucrezia Yturrio, at that time not ill
known in Washingtons foreign colony,
was beautiful, in a sensuous, ripe way.
Her hair was dark, heavily coiled, and
packed in masses above an oval fore
head. Her brows were straight, dark
and delicate; her teeth white and
strong; her lips red and full; her chin
we'll curved and deep. A round arm
and taper hand controlled most art
full fan.
Mr.. Calhoun expressed great sur
prise and qualification that mere
chance had enabled him to meet the
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
HAD A REASON FOR BEING
Carnegie ELECTED Information Asked
For, but 1t Is Doubtful If He
Appreciated Ii.

At the recent dinner given by An
drew Carnegie, an eminent lawyer,
seated halfway down the table, was
deeply immersed In conversation with
his neighbor when the host opened
up the subject of the British coinage
system, and showed signs of wishing
undivided attention
Every other civilized nation he
acclaimed. has the decimal system.
while England adheres to the absurd
and cumberous table of pounds, shill-
ings and pence" Rap-rap-rap.
The >raps were for the lawyer, who
remained absorbed in his own CONVEX
sation. And even farthings," con-
hnued the iron-master. rs there any
thing else in finance so ridiculous as
the farthing?" Rap-rap.
The lawyer glanced around some
what impatiently,
Judge c. Mr.. Carnegie called
out, why do the BEitish continue
their coinage of farthings?''
ITO enable the Scotch to practice
benevolence, Mr.. Carnegie" returned
the lawyer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
L stared at him.

You come now to me with proof
that my lady baroness traffics with
Mexico as well as England" he re-
sumed. THAT is to say, Yturrio
meets my lady baroness What is the
inference? At least, jealousy on the
part of Yturrio's wife, whether or not
she cares for him, Now, jealousy be
tween the sexes is a deadly weapon if
well handled Repugnant as it is, we
must handle it,
1 experienced no great enthusiasm
at the trend of events, and Mr.. Cal
houn smiled at me cynically as he
went on Il see you don't care for
this sort of commission. At least,
this is no midnight interview. You
shall call in broad daylight on the
Sonora Yturrio. If you and my daugh-
ter will take my coach and four to-
morrow, 1 think she will gladly re-
ceive your cards. Perhaps also she
will consent to take the air of Wash
ington with you. In that case, she
might drop in here for an ice. In
such case, to conclude, 1 may perhaps
be favored with an interview with
that lady. 1 must have Van Zandt's
signature to this treaty which you
see herei"
But these are Mexicans, and Van
Zandt is leader of the Texans, their
most bitter enemies,"
Precisely. All the less reason why
Sonora Yturrio should be suspected"
L am not sure that l grasp all this,
Mr. Calhoun"
Perhaps not. You presently will
know more. What seems to me plain
is that, since we seem to lose a val
liable ally in the Baroness Won Ritz,
we must make some Offset to that
loss. If England has one woman on
the Columbia, we must have another
on the Rio Grandei''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

Senator John Calhoun is invited to be-
come secretary of state in Tyler's cab
met He declares that if he accepts Texas
and Oregon must be added to the Union
He sends his secretary, Nicholas Trist, to
ask the Baroness Won Ritz, spy of the
British ambassador, Pakenham, to call at
his apartments. While searching for the
baroness home a carriage drives up and
is the baroness. and she asks Nicholas to
assist in evading pursuers- Nicholas notes
that the baroness has lost a slipper She
gives him the remaining slipper
pledge that she will tell Calhoun what he
wants to know regarding England's in
tentions toward Mexico. AS security
Nicholas gives her a trinlket he intended
for his sweetheart, Elizabeth Churchill
Tyler tells Pakenham that joint occupa-
ton of Oregon with England, must cease,
ty-four Forty. Fight" Calhoun be-
comes secretary of state. He orders
Nicholas to Montreal state business,
and the latter plans to be married that
night The baroness says she will try to
prevent the marriage A drunken con-
gresham whom Nicholas asks to assist
in the wedding arrangements, sends the
baroness slipper to Elizabeth, by mis-
take, and the wedding is declared Off
Nicholas finds the baroness in Montreal,
discovering England's intentions regard
ing Oregon. She tells him that the Slip
per he had in his possession contained a
note from the attache of Texas to the
British ambassador, saying that if the
United States did not annex Texas with
in 80 days, she would lose both Texas and
Oregon. Nicholas meets a naturalist, Won
Rittenhofen. who gives him information
about Oregon. The baroness and British
warship disappear from Montreal stimuli
hofen to make maps of the western coun-
try.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
AUTHOEe OF THE r1ISCISyIPPl BU18LE
ILLUSTRATIONS b. or1AGNUS GsKEIENEFS

wife of a gentleman so distinguished
in the diplomatic service as Senior
Yturrio.
I'VE are especially glad always to
hear of our friends from the south
west said he, at last, with slight
addition of formality in tone and at
titude.
At these words 1 saw my lady's eyes
flicker. 1T is fate, senor," said she,
again casting down her eyes, and
spreading out her hands as in resigna-
ton, fate which left Texas and Mex
leo not always one"
That may be-" said Mr.. Calhoun.
Perhaps fate, also, that those of kin
should cling together
How can a mere woman know" My
lady shrugged her very graceful and
beautiful shoulders-somewhat ma
ture shoulders now, but still beauti-
full.
Dear sonora" said Mr.. Calhoun,
there are so many things a woman
may not know. For instance, how
could she know if her husband should
perchance leave the legation to which
he was attached and pay a visit to
another nation?"
Again the slight pickering of her
eyes, but again her hands were out
spread in protest.
How indeed, senor?"
What if my young aide here, Mr..
Trist, should tell you that he has seen
your husband some hundreds of miles
away and in conference with a lady
supposed to be somewhat friendly to-
ward
"Ah, you mean that baroness"
So soon had the shaft gone homei
Her woman's jealousy had offered a
point unexpectedly weak. Calhoun
bowed, without smile upon his face.
Mr.. Pakenham, the British minis
ter, is disposed to be friendly to this
same lady. Your husband and a certain
offic of the British navy called upon
this same lady last week in Montreal
Informally 1t Is sometimes unfortu-
nate that plans are divulged. To me it
seemed only wise and fit that you
should not let any of these little per-
sonal matters make for US greater
complications in these perilous times
think you understand me, perhaps,
Sonora Yturrio?"
She gurgled low in her throat at
this, any sort of sound, meaning to
remain ambiguous. But Calhoun was
merciless.
d
me to make trouble between a lady
and her husband. But we must have
friends with US under our flag, or
know that they are not our friends.
You are welcome in my house. Your
husband is welcome in the house of
our republic. There are certain du-
ties, even thus"
Only now and again she turned
upon him the light of her splendid
eyes, searching him.
: @sIf 1 should recall again, gently, my
dear sonora, the fact that your hus-
band was with that particular woman
if 1 should say that Mexico has
been found under the flag of England,
while supposed to be under our flag
if 1 should add that one of the repre-
sentatives of the Mexican legation
had been discovered in handing over
10 England certain secrets of this
country and of the Republic of Texas
why, then, what answer, think you,
sonora, Mexico, would make to me?"
But Senior Calhoun does not mean
does not dare to say
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

try Peruna, and after using four bot
ties can say I was entirely cured
Unable to Work.
Mr.. Gustav Himmelreich, Hochheim,
Texas, writes:
For a number of years I suffered
whenever I took cold, with severe at
tacks of asthma, which usually yielded
to the common home remedies.
Last year, however, I suffered for
eight months without interruption so
that could not do any work at all.
The various medicines that were pre-
scrfbed brought me no relief.
AFTER taking six bottles OF Peruna,
two Of Lacupia and two of Manalin,
am free of my trouble SO that I can do
all my farm work again. I can heart
lily recommend this medicine to any
one who suffers with this annoying
complaint and believe that they win
obtain good results"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
And It Was All Imagination.

Il wonder how much Imagination
governs some persons senses?" re-
marked a visitor at the st. Regis yes
terday. For a Christmas present /
sent to a young woman of my ac-
quaintance one of the most elaborate
sachet cases 1 could find. 1t was such
a beautiful thing that 1 didn't put per-
fume in it, for some women prefer to
use certain kind all the time, and
thought / would leave it to the re-
cipient to put her own particular sach-
ct powder in the case. You may i'm
agine / was somewhat amazed to read
this in her enthusiastic letter OF
thanks: Its perfume has pervaded
the whole room New York Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
Johnny on the Spot.

Peddler (selling preparation for re-
moving stains from clothing)-I have
got here
Servant (who responds to the
ring)-Excuse me, please, but we are
in great trouble here today The gen.
tleman of the house has been blown
up in an explosion
Peddler-Hai Hurt much?
Servant-Blown to atoms Only a
grease spot left of him
Peddler-Ah, Only a grease spot.
you say? Well. here's bottle OF my
champion eradicator, which will re-
move that grease spot in two min
stes--Tit-Bits.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

In New York. 1t is said, they are
going to remedy the evils of divorce
by rem edying the evils of marriage
Some cynic may fnterject a wonder
whether they propose to do away with
marriages altogether. which would Ger
calmly abolish divorces.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04
Doctors Said
Health Gone
Suffered with Throat Trouble

Mr.. b. w.
D. B a mes,
ex : Sheriff
OF Warren
@ o u n t y,
T e nnessee,
in a letter
fro m Nc
NJ inn Vile,
T n nessee.
writes:
81 b a d
{ h r o a {
{ r o u b ] Q
a n d b a d
t b r e e doc
tors treating
m e. A ! i
failed to do
m e a n y
G o o d, and
D r OnOunced
m y health
gone. I con-
Cl nd ed IN
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

A number of society women OF Lon
don have been caught shoplifting in
the American department store in that
city 1t was doubtless their loyalty
70 British institutions that caused
them to pick out the American store
Tor their shoplifting efforts
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

We have heard of the bull in the
china shop, but 1t remained for Ply
mouth, Mass. to furnish a mouse that
went wrong in a power house and put
the city in darkness. The mouse ex-
pired-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

For pure cussedness we yield the
palm to the New Yorker who has a
mania for stealing crepe of doors OF
houses where funeral ceremonies are
in progress II there is any nleaner
form OF theft we have never heard
OF it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

The government is now after the
parlor match-the kind. however, by
which phosphorus is ignited, and not
the fire of love in yroung hearts by Gu
pid's spark.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

The winters are harder to endure
because we now have the revolving
storm door in public buildings.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

The king of Italy gets the busy sig
nal'' over the telephone and everyone
Jumps on the poor girl at the switch
board We have known equally log
Ical incidents to occur in less exalted
quarters.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

Between the goosebone prophet and
the grounding prognostica.or we are
reasonably certain to be provided
with considerable winter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

One of the aviators has succeeded
In alighting on the deck of a battle
ship The majority of us, however.
would prefer something softer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

perfectly good South American revo
luton by capturing one little gunboat
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

The parlor match is under the ban.
This particular brand of parlor
match, however. is the kind you
scratch-not the social variety.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

It appears that our warships are
more deadly in times of peace than
in times Of war.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

Last years fire losses in the United
States and Canada were only S234.-
&70,6o0. And then we wonder why so
much of our natural wealth goes to
waste:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

The vagrant air current is the enc
my of aviation afr1in the present
stage of science it annot be abol
tShed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

One railroad in the far wes1 pro-
poses to issue an order forbidding hold
srs of passes to occupy seats in crowd
Cd trains. The deadhead has no rights
that anyone is bound to respect
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

An Indiana man is suing for divorce
because his wife battles her pet dog
In the dishpan. Some men are alto
gether too finicky.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

An Ohio couple say they have lived
together for sixty years without
quarreling, and we infer therefrom
that she has always worn dresses that
abe could hook herself.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

A London taxi chauffeur has written
a play. And now the public will have
q chance to run him down.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1911-03-04

True pleasure consists in clear
thoughts. sedate affections, sweet re
Elections; a mind even and stayed, and
true to itseIf--Hopkins