The evening world., 1911-10-24
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Copyright. 1911. by The Press Publishing Co.
Ths Now YORK World.
MR.. JARR ID AGREES
TO BE A SOCIAL LIGHT.

kkThlS II Drama Day AT Mrs'
Stryver's Club OF Ethical Adj
L v~ancenent. and she Is so anx-
ious to have a bigger showing OF frock
coats than the Baroness Won lIo!-
STEM
That's the big fat woman" inter-
ruptod MIR. Jarr.
You should say commanding pres
ence.'" replied Mrs. Jarr. We'll, you
know tie rivalry between the Baroness
and Mrs. stryver, The Baroness has
had an assured position in American
! society for over thirty years because
she was one OF the frs, women IN
America to marry a foreign nobleman.
After he spent all her money and de-
serted her she found out he wasn't a
real nobieman but the valet to one.
And SO rhe left him, and for some
years did very we'll by appearing at
social functions OF wealthy people for
a fee OF twenty dollars. But OF late
years there have been so many Amer
lean women married to bogus noble
men-not that We deprive them OF their
titles. even II they dldn't really belong
10 their husbands-.out still the poor
deIuded things gave their marriage set
Elements In good faith TO those dear.
fascinating bogus noblemen, and. after
all. what Is a t!tle7 They are jus, as
good II they are bogus tn the fact IS
found out. aren't they
Come back to earth, my rhetorical
aviatrnss,' said Mr.. Jarr, hopping his
brow, and explain what you have been
explaining"
"wcll," said Mrs. Jarr. slowly and
distinctly. "the Baroness Won Hols,ein,
who gets free board at the 81. Croesus
Hotel for getting NJ social functions
there, and Mrs. Stryver'--
1.-THE Countess Of Alderney." muir
rured Mr.. Jsrr.
"fyave great rivalry as to who can
get the most frock coats-men. you
know-to their afternoon affairs. Wom-
en- will always come II there Is free tea
and sandwiches and they are old real
society people will be present. The
Baroness he'd an afternoon OF Sou
Color and brought the me out by
telling their wives she'd have real
darkey rag-time singers and dancers
and a Chinese contortlonist So Mrs
Stryver wants to Guido her at Drama
Day al her meeting Of the Society OF
Biblical Advance"
"what'll she have? A salome dance
and serve chop suey and corned beef7"
aA'sed Mr.. Jarr.
"Oh, dear. Salome and Cobra dances
are passe.' said Mrs. Jarr. mo. Mrs,
stryver 10 goa'g to have . DISTINCT
novelty. Dart tell It to a soul, She's
afraid tho msu wouldn't come II they
knew t."
Gross my heart!'' said Mr., Jarr.
"well. then Mrs. Jarr went on.
MRS. Stryver Is going to have the
drama REALLY DISCUSSED at her
Drama Day Don't you tank that Is
q daring novelty? You know. the
thing has been to announce intellectual
and cultured themes. so II will look
we'll In the society columns OF the
papers, but really 10 give cake walks
and parlor ma gic stunts. SO the people
won't go away as soon as tea and
cakes have been served. or 70 hold
them II tea and cakes are to be served
after the entertainment.
Mrs, Stryver Is going to have a
genuine Drama Day In the Cerist
Room Of the ct. Vitus Hotel, The st,
vitus Is much more swagger than the
u. Crossus. you know. The 81. vttui
y the hetsi whore che hat boy thre~
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