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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

nRESS Of tan clch and black vel
ID vet stamped O. tan background.
Fine lawn ktet frills at heck
and and sleeves Bla,x velvet waist
band and killed wv It neck.
Dress of "S n grey crepe de
Chine and mir trimmed with silver
and gold Lace ia geld fri sc.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

The latest reports from Maine are
In favor of the blind-tiger pro-
prietors.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14
No Apology Needed.

He--Excuse me, but can't help
thinking ! have met you before.
She-All right; don't worry about
It. E'liegende Blaetter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

Possibly il is called indian sum-
mer" because football rooters carry
on like Indians.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

The statement that an honest man
can not get anywhere is not who'll
ly true. He can always get in debt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

The bottom dropped out of sum-
mer Saturday night
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

II is said that the Chinese rebels
are about to peek in Pekin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14
a Comlno Lad.

Broker--No. don't need an office
boy.
Applicant--W ot! Amt you organic.
Ing no new companies dat need dunn.
my directors?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

Mr., Edison's remark that aviation
needs scientific revision should give
te ayiators pause,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

Read this, girls. A California wo-
man, who registered as a voter the
other day, gave her age as l02,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

A Dakota boy. II years old, eloped
with 2 widow. As. several days ago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

when the attention of The Bull.
letin is called to any misstatement
of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

There is no fool like an old fool un-
less it's young one.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14

Mrs. Wise--T understand that the
Eskimos of Alaska make waterproof
shirts and boots out of the skin Of the
salmon
MrMs. Wise-Sounds fishy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-11-14
IAgkETGHEN


III OWEyER good you may De
<&x - you have faults; however dufl
you may be, you can find out what some
Of them are. and however slight they may
be-. YOU had better make some not too
painful, but patient efforts TO get rid OF
them --Ruskin.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

There is more Catarrh in this section
OF the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
For great many years doctors pro-
nounced 1t local disease and prescib-
ed local remedies, and by constantly
failing TO cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has
proved cataTrh to be a constitutional
disease and Therefore requires consitu-
tlonal treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure. manufactured by +. j. Cheney
q Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only con-
cure on the market. 1t is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case 1t fails to cure,
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. j. CHENEY q CO..
Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists. Use.
Take Hall Family Pill for constipa-
ton
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
WAR ON AEROPLANES.
Gun Designed By Experts For Trial AT
Indian Head.

A gun designed by the ordnance ex-
perts of the navy 10 denolish aero
planes in warfare has been manufac-
tured-at the Washington navy yard
and viii be tried out next week at the
Indian Head, Nd, proving grounds.
The new weapon is a one-pounder.
It's carriage will permit its elevation
at any angle. The experiments at In
dian Head will determine whether or
not ships deck will stand the ire
mendous recoil of a gun in a vertical
position. The ordnance officials have
not yet perfected sight for the new
gun.
They have several designs under
consideration and the question probab-
ly will be settled within the next few
weeks. The sight is very important
feature of the aerial gun, and the
problem presents many difficulties be-
cause of the difference in the trajec-
tory of a shell fired at an object on a
horizontal position with the ship and
an aerial target at an elevated angle.
If the one-pounder is a success the
Navy Department will develop its
idea into three or four-inch guns. 1t
is not believed that ship can stand
the recoil of a gun larger than the
three or four-inch type.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Haag Shows Seen By Pleased Crowd

Despite the threatening weather
many hundreds witnessed the Haag
Show parade this morning and tent
full of pleased patrons testified their
approval of what proved to be one of
the best real circus performances wit
messed here in several years. The
program included many excellent acts,
seven or eight of them among the
best seen here; in fact, the best in
the business, as the manager announc-
ed.
The show is conducted evidently by
real business men, who do not permit
gambling in any form and not an oath
or Incorporate remark was heard on
the grounds. The parade was the
finest for its size that has been seen
here. On the whole it is a good,
clean, clever show, and those who saw
the performance this afternoon will
join in the hope that the Haag Shows
will come again. There will be an
other performance tonight, doors
opening at o'clock, performance at
8.-Winston-Salem Daily Sentinel.
Annapolis, August rs, on Stehle's
lot, West street.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
FAIR EXCHANGE
A New Back For An 0ld-How
1t Is Done In ANNAPOLIS

The back aches at times with a
dull, indescribable feeling, making
you weary and restless; piercing pains
shoot across the region of the kidneys,
and again the loins are so lame to
stoop is agony. No use to rub or APP
ply a plaster to the back in this con-
dition. You cannot reach the cause.
Exchange the bad back for new and
stronger one. Follow the example of
this Annapolis citizen.
William Feldmeyer, 153 Prince
George street, Annapolis, Nd, says !:
"All that said in 1909 when / pub
licly recommended Doan's Kidney
Pills, still holds good, and | take
pleasure in again recommending them
to anyone who had need of a kidney
medicine. My back was weak and
bothered me, particularly when / at
tempted to stoop. had sharp pains
in my loins and was in bad shape when
/ obtained Doan's Kidney Pills at
Green's Drug Store. The contents of
several boxes cured me, strengthened
my back and making me feel better
in every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan's
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

Uncle Reuben. the village white
washer and man of all work, was a
seat borrower of small sums from
"a u'igh Dor Colonel Arkwright, ana
- e he repaid these little debts
- ihe pointed time But on one oc-
SoA when he had been accommo-
ts 18th loan OF $3.50, which he
u 10 return IN a few days, he
allowed lao or three weeks to pass
without making any mention Of his IN
debtednesa and. In fact, seemed to
avoid his creditor. But one morning
the colonel Unexpectedly encountered
him at the postoffice.
Hello, Uncle Rubel Didn't you bor-
row little money from me several
weeks agog"
Oats right, cunnel," said the old
man. II sholy did"
You told me you'd pay 1t back in
three or four days. Have you had bad
luckY'
mo, suh,' responded Uncle Reuben.
I'm tell you how II was, cunnel. I
lacked jes' two dollahs an a half o.
havin' ten dollahs to put In de savin's
bank. an 1 used 1t To- dat. It's all
right, cunnel / won't fo'git itt'-
Youths Companion.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Insane English monarchs.

George III. is the only British mon
arch who In modern times has been
placed under restraint and deprived
OF his authority because of insanity,
though similar measures were at one
time contemplated with regard to his
son, George ". the monarch who
has been described as "a bad son, a
bad husband, bad father, a bad SUBJ
ject, bad monarch and a bad friend''
and whose conduct while on the throne
was characterized by an eccentricity
which bordered on lunacy.
The insanity Of George III. was real
~ brought about by the dangerous
illness of his youngest and favorite
child, Princess Amelia. The unlikeli-
hood Of her recovery preyed upon him
and fastened the attack OF mental de-
rangement which incapacitated him
from reigning, although he had pre-
yiously suffered from this malady. He
died hopelessly insane at Windsor after
losing his sight as well as his senses
Parsons.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
TO BRING BONES ON WARSHlP.
Sailors Who We're Victims OF The
Maine To Be Honored.

That every honor shall be paid to
the bones of the enlisted men who lost
their lives in the wreck of the Maine
in Havana harbor is the direction of
President Taft.
The remains of the enlisted men
will be brought to the United States
on battleship or armored cruiser and
not on collier as first planned. Sew
eral days ago the bones of Engineer
Officer Merrill, recovered from the
Maine, were brought from Havana on
the armored cruiser North Carolina.
1t was understood in Havana that
the enlisted mems bones were to be
sent home on a collier without the
honor accorded to the commi stoned
officer, and this brought discussion and
protest from the Cuban papers.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Irvino's Modestv.

Fuller Mellish, who was for several
years in the company Of Sir Henry
Irving, first coming to America In his
support, told a characteristic story OF
the great English actor.
I've were discussing Tennyson In
the beefsteak room Of the Lyceum one
night" said Mr.. Mellish, when Sir
Henry came over and Joined In the
conversation. 'Ah, yes he said. Ten
nyson. To be sure know him. Clever
chap. yes, but vain. One night Ten
nyson and 1 were walking down Pic
cadilly together, and as we passed a
crowd on the street corner several Of
the men took off their hats and bowed.
Ha! Do you know Tennyson thought
they were bowling to him. Extraordi-
naryl Yes, clever chap, but'vain, you
know"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
AUGUST 2. 1911.
SNAP SHOTS

Partly ripe tomatoes are better than
ripe ones for preserving.
Canned raspberries should be kept
in dry, dark place.
Jelly cups will be found a conven-
lent size for putting away fruit cat
sups.
A little ginger gives a delightful
flavor to melon preserves.
Never give friend pin. If you
must accommodate him, lend it for
ninety-nine years.
- You can't blame all the hot air on
the weather man.
The right man in the right place is
not apt to be left.
Many cigar draws better than the
actor who smokes it.
Lack of Imagination is fatal to the
poet, also to the fisherman.
It's easy enough to take day off.
but the trouble is you can't put it
back
A man may feel that he is as regu-
lar as clockwork when he lives on tick
Just about the time the average
man reaches the pinnacle of fame he
wakes up.
The sea of matrimony seems to of
fer great inducements for the fool
who rocks the boat.
Many man doesn't know one drink
from another. He makes a wry face
when he drinks Scotch.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
The Difference.

1t was at an afternoon concert, and
in the stalls sat smartly dressed girl
and the young man who deemed her
the most precious jewel Of the uni
verse. Behind them sat a couple OF
the type OF concert goers who came
rather to discuss the audience than
listen to the music.
Look at that girl just In front OF
u.s." commented one in q very audi
BILE whisper. "She's shop assistant at
LIS. should like to know what busi-
ness she has at gathering Of this
sort. And just look at her haiti She
served me the other day with the one
l am wearing, and 1 suppose she per-
suades herself that there is no differ
ence between 1t and mine. 1 never
The girl in front turned with q GRIM
son face.
ooh, yes, madam, there's a differ
ence," she said quietly; "mine is paid
fol" London Tt-Bits.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

The continued interest in the Peter
Ruff Detective Stories by E. Phillips
Oppenheim, justifies the taste of the
Fiction Editor Of the New York World
in selecting this series for the Sunday
World Magazine. "They are simply
great" is the verdict. Even if not
as good as Sherlock Holmes, they are
the best unpublished detective stories
in America today. Every one should
get the New York Sunday World
every week.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
NORTH CAROLINA'S TROPHY.
Will Be Presented Vessel In Hamp-
ton Roads This Week.

The trophy won by the armored
cruiser North Carolina for the great
est engineering efficiency in the navy
will be presented to that vessel in
Hampton Roads the latter part of this
week.
The ceremony was scheduled for Sat-
urday off Provincetown, Mass, but
was postponed in order to permit the
attendance of Acting Secretary Win
throp, who will present the trophy,
Admiral Twining, chief of the bureau
of ordnance, and Admiral Cone, en-
gineer-in-chief of the navy.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
----------- -
A COOL SPOT
Where You Can Find Refreshments
Hot Evenings In Summer.

While out padding In canoe. or in a row.
boat, or sailing or enjoying ride in motor
boat, don't forget there is n cool spot on
Weems' Creek Mt WAGNER'S where Won
enjoy the picturesque scenery and refres h.
ments OF all kinds.
Soft drinks on ice, Ice Cream, the Velvet
Kind, for sale at Wagner's at Weem's Creek
Mt all times. Also a fine line OF groceries,
provision, and boat supplies. j23-tf
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
a Witty Thief.

Munich has been visited by a thief
with sense Of humor. Several days
ago ell the clocks in the ministry OF
railways came to standstill. The
central or master clock" which con-
trolls all the others, had been stolen.
In its place was a sheet ofpaper with
the words, thine was made for
slaves"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Quick Action.

A southern farmer was, trying to sell
mule to a negro who two years be-
fore had been kicked on the head by
the animal
"Of course" said the farmer, "this
mule kicks, but
81 dom wan him." objected the col
ored man emphatically.
"Just because he kicksT asked the
farmer, with an air Of contempt.
"Humphl" grunted the negro. dat
mule dom kick; he shoots. popular
Magazine.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Making a Hero.

A nourishing supper, a good nights
sleep and a fine morning have often
made a hero Of the same man who
by indigestion, restless night and q
rainy morning would have proved a
coward.-ChesteH6e
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Coming Down.

The Madam with a hand to her
head)-Is my hair coming down, Katef
The Maid-Yes, ma'am, In minute.
I'm going right upstairs for it now
Yonkers Statesman.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

We do not pretend to know anything
about ORTHODOXY, but we are willing
10 say this much for the stork: He
delivers the goods.-Galveston News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

Never make friends with the devil, a
monkey or boy. No man knows what
they will do next.-fsudyard Kipling-
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROM0 Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money IL it
fails to cure. n. w. GROVE's ufaH-
txrs ~ en- sasA eRz "a
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

80 per cent interest paid on
Savings Deposits. Annapolis Banking
and Trust Co.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
Increasing cIoudiness.

MAEHTNs1Os. Aug. q i1.s0 q. N
For Msryland-Fair, slightly warmer
tonight: Wednesday increasing cloudi-
ness.
Il u. 4OORE
Chief of Weather Bureau.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

PILES CURED IN 9 TO Il DAKB
PAZo OINTMENT 10 guarsnD co cure
any ease Of Itching, Blind eding or
ProtrGdiEg Piles In 70 e Gays sH
Rszsy sefvHeaA Sos
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

w4sRINGTION 3 MINUTES
LEAfh ,VTER ZACH HOUR
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

and information apply at our
- acEf - - West street station, Car
~ tffs,,s 9,.--IIsnd Hotel, VIM. ii. Moss and
e FL oos o a. 6 N ~ x ia6 0i Nsaa
.fs,ggs1, sts7 ms
srssnT.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

o4rTINOHE - MIh z I b
JEsf bsFpF5I0RE EACH HOUR
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

,-sprv DIRECT TO HEART OF
al TAlA.isaoIp'F AND WASHINGTON.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22

-,tar from Naval a cademy gate
a-s..s5, .se.,r.er from Governors Mansion
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1911-08-22
REMEMBER MARDELLO, THE PEER OF CLOWNS

The Funniest of them all-Is coming home
with the Haag Show-Welcome him home.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-19
Locals.
As We Heard Them

Lecture Course, Bijou Theatre
Friday, Oct. 9th:
Read my Lady of the North"
1t starts in this issue,
Laugh and the world laughs
with you when you laugh at the
Rice Bros. .
The W. G. T. U. will meet Fri
day afternoon at the home of
Mrs. G.. W. Kotts.
Note Drs. Chalender and Gale,
Dentists, large advertisement il
the Pioneer this week.
Apollo Concert Company at
the Bijou Theatre, Oct. ~. Ad.
mission soc, Children 25c.
Rice Bros. will make you laugh
at the Bijou Thursday, Friday
and Saturday of next week.
An eight pound girl arrived at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
Williams Sunday, Oct. 9Th.
The M. E. Aid Society will hold
their Annual Sale and Supper
in the basement of the church
Nov. 10th.
Have Drs. Chandler and Gale
do the work. Superior work.
manship. Finest materials. All
work fully guaranteed.
The weather the past week has
been fair and cooler most of the
time in spite of several attempts
to rain which did not succeed.
Crowns, Plates, Bridges, Fill
/ ings, Extractions, Etc, are all
made in a satisfactory manner
by Dr.. Geo. A. read, Resident
{ Dentist.
Why go away to have your
teeth fixed? See DR.. Geo. A.
Fead, resident dentist, who does
! all kinds of work in a satisfactory
manner.
Nothing detracts from person.
al appearances so much as poor
! teeth. Nothing so injurious tc
y health. Drs. Chandler and Gale.
/ Oct. 25th to Nov. 4th.
The Grae Sisters with I'm Pa.
! jama-Land') have the honor OF
! wearing the first Harem Skirts
; outside of N. Y. city while en-tou1
J with "A Bachelors Honeymoon
! Co.
The best plaster. A piece OF
flannel dampened with Chamber
y lain's Liniment and bound on
4 over the affected parts is superior
to a plaster and costs only one
\ tenth as much. For sale by all
dealers.
Starting next week there will
be vaudeville at the Bijou on the
J last three nights of the week
only, Thursday, Friday and Sat
urday. The first three nights
will be motion pictures and illus
trated songs with the admission
10c and SC.
Contractor Chas. E. Webster
of Windome, Mimi, arrived the
first of the week and will star
work at once on the new $4,000
bushel elevator at Luverne which
is being erected for the Farmers
Elevator Go. of that place. It i.
J to be ready for grain this fall.
\ About nine o'clock last Satur
s day evening a silk train passed
y through this city. 1t was racing
against time and succeeded in
: establishing a new record for thu
run. The trip from Seattle tt
St. Paul. a distance of 1917 miles
: was made in forty.fve hour.
and twenty minutes, including
stops, an average of forty miles
per hour.
Dale Devereaux, Jr. (who i.
y presenting In Pajama-L Land" il
vaudeville this season with tn,
Grae Sisters) has a theatrical re
! cord to be proud of. He ha'
played in every state in the U. S.
: Canada, Mexico, and a four week
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-19

Now is the time to lay in your
winters supply of fuel, and the
place to get it is at Ed w. Han.
sons Coal Yard. He SELLS
the best grades of Hard and
Soft Coal.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1911-10-19
Lecture CoIr=e
Bijou Theatre, Oct. ~
APOLLO CONCERT COMPANY.

APOLLO CONCERT COMPANY.
The Apollo Concert Company is ideal from the lyceum standpoint
The fact that it ranks among the half dozen "best sellers" in the coun-
try proves the popularity of the company. We are fortunate in being
able to secure them for an engagement in our local lyceum course.
Individually they rank among the best soloists in the country on
their respective instruments, but they are not so anxious to SHOW
Of personally as they are to make the program of the. company a
great success. They play on many different instruments but are in
no sense a novelty company. A true characterization would be:
Good music in its most popular FORM, played by the best musicians,
and on instruments that are the peoples favorites.
They have been for five years under the present bureau manage
1nent and not even one adverse criticism has been received.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1911-08-04

he wants to go back, and we have to
chain him to keep him in heaven .
And friends, in my mind, can al
most see some of you tied up to a
golden post in heaven, because you
came from the Burbank-Ocala colony,
and it was so beautiful you wanted
to go back.
Mr.. H. n. Half, who has taken
such an active interest in the de-
velopment of. Burbank, and especially
in the Burbank church, was next
asked to speak on the spiritual vel
fare of the community, and prefaced
his remarks with one or two bright
little stories.
He spoke of the people who had
come here to make their homes, and
for the betterment of their families;
and he plead with those present to
uphold the spirituality of the COM
munity, and be true to the charges
committed to them. In part, he said,
Il hope that we can all look back
some future day and feel that Bur-
bank has been made better by our
having lived in it. Let us do all we
can for Burbank"
special request was made that
Mr. A j. Albritton, who has lived in
this community for many years,
should address the party, and to this
Mr.. Albritton responded most heart
lily.
Ladies and gentlemen he said, q
am very much enthused over this
meeting here tonight. | well remem-
Der the day Mr.. LaRue and some
other gentlemen came out from Ocala
in an auto and stopped at my house
on their way to pick out townsite
for this part of the new colony. l
have watched the colony's growth
ever since, and l am proud of the peo-
pie who are here. l am glad to well
come them all, and they will always
find me ready to give them word of
advice and encouragement.
81 say to you if the people who
come here will stick to this country.
and learn the land as l have learned
it, and learn what it will grow and
how to grow it, you couldn't run them
off with shot gun.
There are many. crops which will
grow just fine. Now there is sugar