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The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
Woodward & Lothrop.
FLOWERS WILL BE STREWN
ON CONFEDERATES GRAVES
Patriotic Societies to Pay Tribute to Dead at UnveiI
ing of Southern Cross Tomorrow After
noon in Arlington Cemetery

Confederate Decoration Day Will be
observed by Southern people living in
Washington tomorrow afternoon, when
the Confederate veterans, their sons and
daughters and friends will go to Arling-
ton, there to place flowers on the
graves Of the Confederate soldiers.
The exercises, which will be held In
that section Of Arlington Cemetery
known as Confederate section, will be-
gin at o'clock. Senator Robert L.
Taylor. Of Tennessee, will make the
memorial address. The programme in
cludes fitting songs and music. Capt.
J. N. Hickey will preside. In addition
to the strewing Of flowers on the graves.
the grave of the unknown" which con-
tains the remains Of many soldiers
picked up of the battIefelds, will be
suitably decorated.
Another beautiful custom which will
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
THE HEALER.

Are you full of grief my nghbor full of grief and woeF
Shed your aen hen and labor and will your
bosom asunder that you thus repne Friends OF mine who
work like thunder haven't time whine lder stand about me
weeping with empty hands and the happy are reap
ing the fertile lands LIES thing of cruel gor for the
shess naves kind for who work with vgor not galley
slaves Foolish your complaint and wang foolish your ears
works the for all your ang and ge and fears Work
anvil throttle of wood Never bought
remedy good Work land the and
grass Never there pill potion that in works
class Works the soace mortal by s ills disaught
will make him sing and chort it will hit the pot Be you states
men, soldier bard ter of the SOIL you're redof work. work
harderl Nothing heals like toll WALT MASON
0OpgHsht by AAmAl
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10

be observed will be the unveiling of the
Southern cross, large floral design, in
memory of Confederate soldiers. A
number of young women arrayed in
white, with red sashes, will take part,
furnishing the figure of the Southern
cross, and thus presenting a scene
unique and beautiful.
Many distinguished persons connected
with Southern organizations will be
present, including Mrs. Virginia Faux
ner McSherry, president general Of the
United Daughters Of the Confederecy.
Arrangements for the exercises are
in the hands Of joint committee from
Camp No. III, Confederate Veterans, P.
E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson Dixie,
Beauregard, Albert Sidney Johnston,
and Southern Cross chapters Of Daugh-
ters Of the Confederacy, and Washington
Camp No. 305, United Sons OF Confederate
Veterans. Organizations in Virginia and
Maryland have been invited to attend.
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
NED HARRIGAN BURIED.

OId-time Actors Attend Funeral of
Performer.
New York. June 9.-The funeral OF Ed
ward Harrigan was held this morning
from the Church Of the Ascension. in
107th street
That he was OF the theatrical world Of
another day was evident from the attend
ance at his funeral
There were present many veterans, a
number OF whom probably are not known
to the present generation Of playgoers,
but OF those whose names are familiar
to Broadway there was practically no
representation.
The paIlbearers were VIII Sweatnam.,
the comedian; Dan Coliyer, who was In
many Harrigan plays; Harry Weaver, Jo-
seph Grismer, Robert Fisher. Charles
Reigel, George Nash, and william J. Fer
guson.
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
Attractive Values In
Late NeckweaT Styles
For Women.

n EFINED and unusually de-
X sirable Neckwear styles
~ have recently arrived, and
the prices at which they are offered
represent only a potion of their
real value. Many of the prettiest
designs and effects brought out in
the past few weeks are included.
Dutch CoIIors, of very fine Swiss En-
broidery, in several designs and patterns.
Special price, 25c each.
Dainty Marquisette Ffchus, elabo-
rately trimmed with cluny laces-the
popularity Of these is already estab-
lished.
Special price, $1.50 each.
Dutch and Square-back Collars of
white lawn, finished with a cord of
trimming; especially suited for mourn
ing wear.
25c and SOC each.
Large Square-back Collars, of fine
quality net, edged with plated ruftie.
$1.25 each.
Main hoor-G st.
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
Lecture at Lincoln Temple.

Mr.. Louis G. Gregory, who has Just
returned from Egypt and the Holy Land,
will deliver a free lecture at Lincoln
Temple, corner Eleventh and R streets
northwest, on Monday evening. Juno Il,
at o'clock. His subject will be
"GIimpses of three continents" The lee
turer will relate his experience with
Abdul BAHIA, the living prophet Of the
Bahai revelation, now residing near
Egypt
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
FOOD SUPPLIES.

HE supply for the home be purchased here with
teargest degree of satisfaction, comfort and Our
prices reasonable and the quality always the highest.
Especial attention given packing and shipping of ouofown
allowance all purchases of $500
gra sh,
12c and 23c each.
h
60c $100 the pound
siabe for banq9ets home eonVescents In bottles
15c and 25c each; $175 and $29 dozen.
f0r-T
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
Watt. 20 Pay so Fine.

The Commissioners have disapproved
the recommendation OF the police trial
board that Policeman ]. F. Watts, Of
the Eighth precinct, be dismissed because
he appeared for duty with a slit in one
OF his shoes. and have ordered Watts to
pay a fine OF SO and forfeit ive days Of
his leave.
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
BAND CONCERT TO-DAY.

By United States Marine Band, William
II. Sautefmann, leader. at Potomac Park At
5R NJ Programme:
March, True to the Flag. Blon
Overture, ''PideliO'' Beethoven
"reminiscences Of TschaikOwsky. Godfrey
Clarinet solo, Ninth Fantasia" ...- -Brepsant
Musician Jacques L. Vanpoucke
Waltz, Die Hydropaten'' .Waldteufel
Excerpts from The Merchant Of Ven
Ic5 1lo1A
FSutaAa pastorale, "Shepherd's Life In
the Alps"...................... Killing
March, The Brideelect". .Sousa
The Star Spangled Banner"
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
Pupils Appear in Musicale.

The pupils of Miss NJ. Agnes Clarke gave muA-
Gale at Carroll Institute Hall last night Among
those who took part were Miss N. Nolan, Mis- G.
Sullivan, Miss E. Cariek, Miss NJ. Hppha-d. MtA
A. CaIlaghAn, Miss Edna Bradley. Miss L Ryou.
Miss O. Nolan. Master F. King. Master @. Tenley.
Master Chauncey simering Harry P. wilkins. Miss
Frances burgess Miss A. Clarke. Miss Ruth Walter,
Master Bob Slattery, Miss Pearl Shreve. Mrs %
ella Howard Fentress Miss Marie Hayes, Miss IL.
McGrain, Miss R. TrumbleH Miss LEILA Easou, Mas
ter Francis King, Miss Lorraine RyOn. Miss II.
Griffin and Miss z. SgemAn
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
~ wedderrpoon,s sermon.

.-rhe bright hour Is planned to make
the Sunday evening services at Foundry
NJ. E. Church especially attractive dur
ing the summer months. The subject Of
DR.. Wedderspoon's sermon on Sunday
evening viii be ''Caleb repudlated. but
grandiy victorious" Special music will
Be furnished by the chorus choir
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10

stImson Going to West Point.
Secretary Of War Stimson win attend
the graduation exercises at the West
Point Military Academy next week, and
win hand the commissions to the cadets.
MAJ. Gen. Leonard Wood. Chief OF Stan.
viii also be present.
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10

The Catholic University of America
has conferred the degree of 'juris doc
tor to Jose Legaspi-Villahor, of the
Philippines, after having presented a
brilliant dissertation on international
law.
Mr. Legaspi is a graduate master Of
laws from Georgetown University. be-
ing the only one who passed the degree
of doctor of law among thirteen candi-
dates at Catholic University this year.
The expected independence OF his coun-
try induced him to cultivate interna-
tion law. He will sail for Europe this
summer to take a course on economics
and political sciences before going to
Manila to practice
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10
CHURCHES NEEDED
IN WEST, he SAYS
Rev. r. B. Peery Addresses
Lutheran Synod.
OPPORTUNITIES POINTED OUT

Denver Pastor Gives Stirring Re-
cital of Conditions I'm Vast Section.
Reception to Visiting Clergy Held,
Following SeFvice-President Taft
Received 400 Delegates.
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10

Mrs. Harry Smith Berry. Of Nashville,
Tenn, with her infant daughter. Kathe-
rine Knox Berry, will arrive In Washing
The Washington herald., 1911-06-10

Mr.. and Mrs. John Cunningham Fay
announce the marriage OF their daughter.
Miss Lillian Field Fay, to Mr.. George
Archibald Brakeley, of Dunellen, N. J..
Tuesday evening. June s. The ceremony
was performed in the home OF the bride,
13n Columbia road, Rev. Thomas Gordon
officiating The young people left Wash
ington Immediately after the ceremony
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
csIEo FoR FouR HOURS.
Pisiahle plight of Nine YcarGid 6in
At the Court House.

Excitement AZ he county building
YESTERDAY WAS diverted from the
Young ia8y tearhers ii me exanna.
sien and the routine generauy by the
intense and fearful ing of girl
AiBe years old She was finally
snieted By no use Of sedatIyes.
A. II Wall 81 Kenarick. Lincoln
county came In on morning train
MIA his daughter. nine years old
who had been ordered 10 the home
for the feeble minded at Enid The
train TO Enid dia not 80 until late
"a the day and Wall went to the
sheFiHs Office with the child Vi
train riding and the city sights han
excsed her 50 dangerous pitch
anJ 81. was wild on arrival at the
county bnilding. Soon she broke out
crying and for four hours she yell
ed II terrific rate She worked
up q frenzy and he finally Qieted her
SO that she slept for Il while before
train time
The fearful condition of the child
IN due 70 an accident occurring when
she was about two wears old
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
NO pleace DIVORCE soon
judge Takes Motion IN on Magnate's
Sons Suit uAder Adyisemert

White Plains, Al Il, April 2S su-
ptemc Justice Mofschauser today re-
served decision uutil May 3 on mo.
fion In the suit for the annullment OF
the marriage OF Roy Ellsworth Pierce
son OF Henry CLAY Pierce. the MIL
Iionaire oil man 70 Elizabeth Pierce,
II Is claimed that at the time OF
the marriage, 10 November 1910.
Pierce was mentally irresponsible.
and is SO today
Albert seeger, who brought the ac-
ton says Pierce never lived with his
wife, his father iaffng him 70 HIS
home Mrs Pierce denies the allie.
CATION Of her husbands mental ire.
sponsiblity
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
Women's
Department


Mrs. Cyrus Hall Mccormick, the
wealthy Chicago woman who recent.
" gave 100000 for the child Welfare
exhibit TO be opened there IN May
fas announced that she will pay any
deficit that the executive committee
may have In paying the expenses Oh
The exhibit. A large corps OF inves.
tigators were put to work to show
Tie conditions In Chicago, as Il was
thought that this would be more sat.
sfnctory than to borrow the New
York exhibit, as was at first contem'
plated The school exhibit, which
will show the children actually AT
work, will be unusually fine
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28

Of the Church Of Holy Trinity Of that
place Hassett sued The priest for
$4,000 for utterances made in the
pulpit Of his church in September,
1903
Father Carroll accused Mr.. Hassett
who was member of the board OF
education, Of housing some of the
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
carIna Eor noys And GIrIs

In Columbus, Ohio. number OF
prominent men and women have
bought TIVE houses, one to be used
as a girls club aud the other as q
boys club The object IS to give the
Young folks q meeting place. where
they may conduct themselves after
the manner Of grown-ups. aud yet
have good time without lualing on
the streets In bad company,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28

Malaria Causes Loss of ApnstIse.
The Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL TONIC, drives out ma.
lafia aud builds mp the system. For
grown people AND children. Epc.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
DAMAGES AGAINST PRIEST

New Haven, Conn, April 2S--A jury
n Che superior court this afternoon
brought in verdict for $4,000 dam
ares in the SANDER SUIT Instituted by
William Hassett of Wallingford
against Rev. John II Carroll, pastor
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
LA nalIY Eashlon llInt

A new kind Of dress Is made Of two
eclue lace curtains, the back and
front being alike and the waist filed
in with tucked tan net. II Is lined
with liberty satin and any color Of
velvet is combined with the curtain
dress, with jewels worn to match
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28

There is ALWAYS . little piece of
ham left from breakfast. and this
may be used very nicely for luncheon
hy grinding il very hle and mixing
with little milk Then mix with
eggs that have been scrambled, aav-I
lug cooked IL few minutes before
adding lt is served oil toast and
will be found very palatahle addi-I
tion to the luncheon
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
Next MeetIna h ST. LouIs

The next board meeting Of the
General Federation of Womcn's clubs
will be held In St. Louis, when final
arrangements will be made about the
biennial meeting of the ,isaeral Fed
citation az San Francisco tn 1917.
California women are planning trips
ia Santa Clara aud San Jose, with q
li'ogram IN the Greek theatre az
nerkeley as part Of the entertaiIl'
ment,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28

school children III rooms in which
1seltrespectlng pig would not live.
He also said the school house was d
foul. illsmelIing building and that
nc one should send his child to it, n
.DRESS-MAKING--Mrs. Maxey over
BaFrick's confestionary store.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
GIVE BUSINESS a CHANCE"
advice Of Es Senator Young, Who
Says Congress Should Adjourn

Ritlsbufs Pa. April rs That con.
gress has nQ business being in ses.
Sion AZ the present lime. and that II
should adjourn 81 once to give the
country breathing spell, was the
declaration made by former Senator
IN Fayette Young of Iowa, before
tae American club here last night.
He charged the present situation
cf unrest In business circles to agi
tators, insurgents and the newspa-
pers.
Mr. Young said in part.
Congress has no business to be in
session. The country mas no demand
tor either congress or Canadian reci-
procity Congress should adjourn az
once and give the country i 5reath-
ing spell The farmer wants
change the banker wants a chance.
the manufacturer wants a chance,
is blocking The game.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28

Lame Shoulder is nearly always
due 70 rheumatism of the muscles,
and quickly Yields to The free appll-
cation Of Chambcrlains Liniment
For sale by all druggists.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-04-28
m rouch M1th Eashion

F1shiuu dccrccs this aunlrucr that
tile pafas0l shall match the dress
and some very pretty violet and
mauve parasols are shown In the
shop windows to match cotton voille
and giagham dresses An old para'---
frame nisy be covered at home easily
enough 80 mateh the dress Fbr the
dressier parascls plain one Of last
year may be dfappod With chiffon nr
lace and made 10 look like new
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-08-18
Sns Gdp.

@as ms Oas edo mandnal iir
SrofeI ertbcilen FAINT miro man er.
idbren, menii man nad)folgcnbc Sra
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mcr." o@eldlrs 1T baS rpirfimnitc
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gdu; sRoben." edo. iino Del.
ne antporten Sronie2" edo:
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1911-08-18


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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-08-16
YOUR OWN LIFE A QUARRY
Out Of II You Are to Mould and chIseI
Character. Said the Poet
Goethe.

II was Goethe who said: Life is q
quarry He does not mean the life
outside OF yourself He means your
own life. that separate part of Gods
universe over which he has set you
as supreme master. king to rule the
dominion Goethe says that this life.
your own life, his life. everybody's life.
is a quarry. A quarry is place
where stone is gotten. The value OF
a quarry is always in the quality of its
stone. Now life. II II be a quarry. is
simply a place containing a something
that is valued. uniformed but with
skill may be Srought into what is val
liable. The stone from the quarry is
chiselled into form. A greater value
comes from the ckiselling Of this
stone. Michael Angeles Moses" is
witness of what a great artist may do
with a chisel upon block of marble.
Really. then. II your own life is &
quarry. you yourself must be the art
list. and out of the material Of the
quarry yoL are goine TO make what is
beautiful and worthful TO the world.
Let me complete the entire quotation:
Life is q quarry out of which We are
10 mould and chisel and complete
character John T. Mcfarland.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-08-16
is NO FIT TO LIVE WITH
The Genius Always Is an Impossible
Creature Who Makes Family and
Friends Wretched.

One of the strangest signs of the
times is our universal admiration for
geniuses: yet genius. no matter how
you view him. is always an impossible
creature. He isn't At TO live with
II he is so unfortunate as to marry.
he makes life miserable for his family
If he doesn't marry. he is a care 10
all his friends And the probability Is
that no one will appreciate him In his
own age. Yet when we hear that
such and such a one is a genius. we
experience an instant feeling Of envy.
Most of US would like TO be a genius.
If We could have. along with it. our
own steady traits. We wouldn't give
up our regular income. but IL we could
be a genius with 1t. we should like
ii very we'll
Lombroso declares that geniuses are
acknowledgements types. Scien.
lists term them in biological words
sports"-that is. they are exceptions
to rule. They are supposed TO see
things straight. whereas everybody
else is abnormal Bernard Shaw says
that is what is the matter with him.
Thomas l. Mason IN Lippincott's.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-08-16
Henry Ward Says His Aged Father
Was Like a Traveller Who Sent His
Mental Possessions Before Him.

DR.. Lyman Beecher once prayed: 20
Lord. grant thai we may never de-
spise our rulers; and grant that they
may not act SO that we cannot help it."
In his very old age. when mentally
unbalanced, he entered the pulpit OF
his son. Henry Ward. one morning just
as he wa. about to begin his sermon,
and himself gave = rambling and al
most meaningless talk. The son listen
ed respectfully. Ind as his father TOOK
his seat. remark ed: My father is Ike
q householder who. himself about to
go into a far country, has sent his
mental possessions before him.
One of the Beechers. have forgot
ten which one, got into trouble on one
occasion with a man named Smith
Thinking that the man was taking IN
fair advantage Of him he wrote. ask
ing: DO you want TO get into trouble
with The whole Beecher family9~
whsreupon The man retorted: do you
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1911-08-16

The last thing the woman did was
to put four rings in the clock on the
mantel
so thieves won't get the D." she
said. Il should think that would be
simply inviting thieves to run away
with them said her friend. THAT
is handsome clock, an thieves like
clocks"
They do" said the woman. but
they will never steal this clock. It
ticks too loud No wise thief will
run away with a clock that goes like
thrashing machine. II isn't the
alarm about his person that he g
afraid Of. for he can stop the clock.
but the occupants OF the flat are like
iy to return before he gets safely
away. and If a loud-ticking clock is
gone they will miss It the minute
they step inside the door. and maybe
given him a hot chase for his
plumber"