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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10
RICHMOND FIVE
PROVES VICTOR
Defeats Team From Newport
News Y. M. G. A. by Score
of So to IT.

The local Young Mems Christian As
hociation quint defeated the i've iron,
the Newpor; News Association last
night IS to II In the Central Associa.
lion gymnasium.
The team work OF the Richmond nve
Was exceptionally good. cspecialb
Thornton's work at centre Cap,ain
Twining "as tower OF strength. and
Lawrence. with the exception of his
funlbllns. also starred
Newport News showed q lack of team
Work, and lost several opportunities 10
score ly inability TO find the goal. The
game was exceptionally clean, no rough
work being IN evidence
Lineup OF teams:
Newport
nichmono. Position. NcwE.
lawrence. forward. Robtn5on
Iwining....... forward. Monroe
lhornton..... centre. Payne
(Hamllton)
"cns. ......-. guard. -. Hamlltoa
tSilman. MetcalD (Gaylc)
Bruce. .... guard. stuart
y. ". C. A. Athletics.
The seventh annual basketball league
VI tHc association mas been organized,
with six teams, as follows: Comets.
Trojans. Royals. Stars, Crcscents and
Spartans. Tho opening games Will be
played Thursday night. beginning al
S:i5 o'clock.
While the team winning the great
est number OF games in the schedule
VIII be known as the champions in the
association. every player chosen on
the teams, whether an expert or not
Will have an opportunity to play when
he is present. The teams:
]. Comets-E. q. Dunford. captain; S.
b. Giazebrook. I J. Reddin. p Lebar-
witch. s. T. Strange, H. G. Dunford
NJ. Mercer. w. A. Brace.
2. Trotans-G NJ. Carlton. captain;
c. ]. Perkins, G. 4. Culton, j. NJ Ell
more. ]. L. Brandon. V. II. Miller. l.. g.
Cundiff. w. T. Tyler.
3. Royals-E. a. Sullivan. captain;
3 Lewis. Jr.. L. V. Philnotts, c. II.
Schaaf. c. p. Davenport. w. w. Yates
S. R. Warner. c. T. Mercer
4. Stars-O. c. Hope. i. j. Fowler. c.
a. Neal. w. y. Farmer $. Spsel a. Il.
Wallerstein, NJ. L. Lawrence, c. w
Crowder, Jr.. c. a. Loomis.
o. Crescents-L y. Day. G. +. Ezc-
kiel, c. S. Wallerstein. w. j. Grammar.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10
INv|NC|BLES WIN
SNAPPY CONTEST.
Barton Heights Succumbs to,
Lighter Opponents on Grid
iron, Score 10 to o. IL

The Invincibles defeated the Barton
Heights eleven yesterday afternoon by
the score of 10 to 0. Tho Invincibles
started the scoring In tho first quar-
ter. when Montgomery, on a. forward
pass from Gray, went across for the
first touchdown. Word missed goal.
and the quarter ended with the score
standing to 0 in favor OF the Twin
cibles.
There was no more scoring until the
last quarter. when. with only few
minutes left to play, the Invincibles
again outguessed the boys from the
Northside. and Ruskeil. on a forward
pass from Gray, crossed the line for the
final score, Gray missed the goal, and
the game ended with the score 10 10
In favor OF the Invincibles.
The Barton Heights team put up as
great game. but was entirely outclassed
by its lighter rivals. Tho features OF Z
Watson. Richardson and Stringer, for
Barton Heights. and the fine work or
the entire 1nvincible team. and espe-
cially the work OF Brumble, Hancock
and Garrett The lineup follows:
Barton
Invlncibles. Position Heights.
RuslSell.. right end. ..... Beck
Woody -. right tackle. ..McNeely
Williams. right guard. ..... Hubble
Garrett ....centre. 1890 a. Leach
klcvesahl.. left guard w. Watson
Hancock left tackle... f. Leach
Montgomery. LEFT end -. Richardson
Gray...... quarterback. w. Watson
Brumble. right halfback.J. +. Watson
c. Word... left halfhack. -. .String.r
Smith. .fullback ...... Taylor
Touchdowns-Mon and Rus
kell. The officials were Richardson's,
r, l.. I. b., referee; Taylor Richmond I,
College. umpire: Word. r.. 1. I. B.. field
judge; Clarke head lInesman; Hill and
Parsons, timekeepors. Time OF guar.
ters, ten minutes each. Score: Invin-
cibles. 10: Barton Heights o. ut
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10
CONDITIONS ideal.
FOR Days SPORT
Especial 10 The Tlmes-pispatch.l

IL
Orange Va, December 9.-The regu-
lar meet of the Tomahawk Hunt Club
was held this afternoon at 3:30 o'clock
The hounds were thrown in at Grymes
gate. and led the field over the estates
of w. s. Grymes. e. b. Grymee, DR.. ].
S. Andrews and H. o. Lyme 1t was
an ideal run. with nothing to mar the
days sport, as good fences and bitches
were plentiful.
Those riding were Wallace Sanford.
NJ. T. H. on Tomahawk; August Wam-
bersie. first whip, on Lady Balise; ".
r.. Shack elford second whip. on North
wood; Mrs w. w. Osborne. on Monte
rey; Miss Roma Huselton, of Pitts
burgh. on Aviator: Mrs. ]. P. Thomp-
son. on Monte; w. w. Osborne. on
Starlight; Jack WoodriT, on Night
Cap; Marley Carter. on H'ghtop.
The next ruin will be December 16,
starting at $3.50 o'clock from Burgcss's
pond,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10

ASgies getting to o decision on {,
badly handled attempt at punt
Then mlsfortunes began Captain
NILS had to go to the hospital. Pnren
tai objection and injuries cut large
figure. and the team was readily de-
feated by the fast Woodbury. Forest
aggregation, 20 to 0. with six regulars
out of the earlier line up.
q week later the Richmond Howit-
GERS were defeated by two touch
downs and the best game of the sea-
son probably was that put UP against
the Blues. who were defeated after
the hardest sort of playing by Fred
ericksburG. In fact. the team was SO
crippled after this game that they
were unable to meet the Catholic Uni
Versity In the following week, Great
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10

Front row-lcft 10 right-weaver.
Chandler. Spencer. Woodbridge. Scott.
Brooks e. Smith. Middle row-Far-
'nhoit. CLANCY. Carter. Williams. Capt
h,n; Bauman. w. Junlsin. Top row
Harrcll. manager; Z. Junkin, Lippard.
= BROOKS, Williamson. Slower Rodrig
Especial to Tho Times Dispatch.1
fredericksburg, Va, December
fredericksburg College has jua con-
eluded season OF mixed results.
with very small squad the carly
games showed promise.
standardization. Richmond College
ana william and Mary were held TO
scoreiess ties. Newport News High
echool being beaten and the Maryland
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10

ing some i'll feeling. nor could they
accept the invitation OF Richmond
college for a second game. Rock Hill
was played with three men still out
and Captain F'uccy ran up tally of Is
to handily.
The season closed with gloom and
sorrow. consequent upon the sad death
or Charles Benson in the Thanksgiv-
ing game with Newport News High
schooi' and the future of football here
Is more than dubious. While no Of
fcial action was taken, It Is general
ly understood that FrcdericksburE
VIII not be represented on the gridiron
1928. Considering the many set
backs the team has worked hard and
deserves commentator for the games
played under such handIcaps
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10

y. II. Thomas \. c. Woodbridge g. p.
Heubi. ]. ]. RoehlinS.
6. Spartans-B. NJ. Adams. captain;
l.. III. Guy. N. r wettereau. q. W.
broekenborough, Jr.. J. l. ainson. IL.
Erich. w. II. Gilman. Z. a. Seal
The indoor baseball game between
Allen e Ginter and p. II. Mayo =. Bro.
was won b. tho former. II to s.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10
SHORT DISTANCE
Cycling RACES

Madison Square Garden, ". T., December
"a capacity crowd packed the garden to-
races which served to wto,t the appetites
OF the devotees OF thk sport for The big
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-12-10
RANDOLPH-MACON
WINS SLOW GAME
Defeats Fredericksburg College
in Basketball by Score of !.
27 to 16.
Especial to The Times-pispatch. /,

Ashland. Va, December e.-Randolph-
Macon defeated Fredericks burg College
In basketball game tonight by tho
score OF 81 to l6. Randolph Macon put
in the second team In the first MALT
and Fredericksburg was ahead by Sne
point when the first team started In
the second half. The game was rather
slow. but clcanly played. only two
fouls being registered against both
teams. Captain Jordan and Millican
were the stars for Randolph Macon,
willie for Fredericks burg Carter and
Williams played best. The line up:
Fredericks-
burg. Position. r. NJ. A.
Carter. r. Tatum
(hiillican)
BROOKS. ."......L F........R. Sbefey
(Jordan)
CLANCY. ..-..... Centre. ...... Brown
(Green)
summerville.. Ii. G........ Blount
Williams. ......c. r. G. 49,. c. shefrey
(Woodhouse)
Goals--Jofdan. 9: Minioan, q; Green,
l; Woodhouse. .; Sheffey. l; Tatum. 1:
Brown. ! Carter. 5; CLANCY. 1: Will
liams .. Referee. Hopkins, r. M;
Timer. Burgess. RIM: Scorer, wor-
sham. RIM. Score: RIM, II: Il. c., l6.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Give a Woman a Chance.

Compulsory military service for
men, urges a German female advocate
of women's right, should be offset by
compulsory domestic service for wom-
en-. On the theory that life in bar
rack and drill in the manual of arms
have benefited German manhood, she
asks, why will not life in the kitchen
and exercise in the use of pots and
pans similarly raise German woman
hood?
If Germany ever organizes a stand
ing army of cooks it may force all
Europe to follow its lead. Culinary
CONSUMPTION is a severe measure, but
when enforced in Germany other ma
tons might be expected to adopt it.
There would be more reason in doing
80 than in following Germany's lead
in militarism. There Is more real
need of cooks the world ove than OF
soldiers. 1t is possible to get along
without fighting, but not without eat
Ing
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09

it was. The papers lay there at the
side Of the road, where Orme had
tossed them a moment before the two
cars met.
There had been no other way to
dispose Of them. If the a from the
north had stopped at a different angle,
or if the other car had not moved, the
light would not have shone upon them,
and the Japanese might not have sus-
pected where they were. Or, If Orme
had tossed them a few feet farther to
one side, they would have been out Of
the range of the light. But there they
lay.
Arima leaped toward them. Even
as he started, a figure appeared at the
other side of the road and walked to-
ward the cars. 1t was a man with
brass buttons and policeman's he'll
met. He walked with authority, and
he held a stout club in his hand.
Whats goin' on here?" he demand
ed.
Arima stopped in his tracks.
To Orme, at this moment, came the
memory of the girls desire to avoid
publicity. Nothing wrong" he said
The policeman stared. I've beer
watchin' you from over there" he said
1T looks like nothin' wrong, with mer
fightin' all over the ground"
Just a little trial of strength" ex
planned Orme.
Trial of strength, hey?"
WELL" admitted Orme, this man
pointing to Arima-"wanted some
thing that I had. It's not a matter
for the police"
ooh, it amt? Somebody's beer
hurt" He gestured with his club to
ward the shadows where the three
injured men were slowly coming bach
to their senses.
mot seriously" said Orme.
Well see about that later" replied
the policeman decidedly.
Orme tried to carry the affair OF
boldly. Every moment Of delay nov
threatened defeat for him. There /
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
SYNOPSIS.

At the expense OF q soiled hat Robert
Orme saves from arrest a girl in a black
touring car who has caused a traffic jam
on State street. He buys a new hat and
Is given in change a five dollar bill with:
Remember the person you pay this to-
written on 1t. A second time he helps the
lady in the black car. and learns that In
Tom and Bessie Wallingham they have
mutual friends. but gains nj further hint
of her identity.
Senior Poritol of South America ana
Senior Alcatrante, minister from the same
country. and some Japs try to get pos
session Of the bill. Two of the latter over
power orme and effect q forciDle eh-
Orme finds the girl of the black car
waiting for him. She also wants the pill.
Orme tells his story. Shit recognizes one
of the Japs as her fathers butler MAXI:
A second inscription on the bill Is the
key to the hiding place OF importanI pa
pers stolen from her father. Orme
and the Girl" start out in the black Gar
in quest Of the papers. In the universlty y
located. Maku n another Jap are there
Orme fells Maku and the other Jap es-
capes. Orme finds in Maku's pocket a
folded slip Of P He me he ST. f.
the home Of a friend in Evanston. he-
turning to the university grounds Orme
gets in conversation with a guard al the
life-saving station. They hear q motos
boat in trouble in the darkness on the
lake. They find the crippled boat IN !, !,
are the Jap with the papers and Girl
She Jumps into Orme's boat; but the Jap
eludes pursuit. Orme finds on the paper
he took from Maku the ADDRESS, "a an y,
Parker street" He goes there ano nhos
Arima, teacher of j~iu-iitsu, Is on the tniro
floor. He calls on Ala. cla1rvoyant, on
the fourth floor, descends by the . ng
escape and conceals himself under a taple
e. Arirna,a room, A]catrante, Poritol and
the Jap minister enter. Orme hnds tne
papers in q drawer, under the table anu
Substitutes mining prospectuses Tor tnem.
He learns that the papers are OF inierHa
ticnal Importance with a time limit ToI
signatures Of that night midnight, The
substitution Is discovered. The girl ap,
pears and leaves again after being told
That the American has the papers, ,Orme
attempts to get away. Is discovered and
set upon by Arima and Maku. He eludes
them and Is hidden in a closet. by the
~clairvoyant. Orme escapes during q
eeance given by ALA. On the sidewalk
he encounters A1catrante.. Orme goes u
And Tom Wallingham. Alcatrante hangs
the excitement caused by one OF :Alca-
t~rante's tricks to delay Orme. the latter
sees the girl and follows her back tc
Wallingham's office. He and the girl are
locked in a giant specimen Refrigerator
by Alcatrante.
They confess their love and when they
had almost abandoned hope OF escape
Orme breaks the thermometer coils anc
attracts the attention OF a late-goine
clerk. They are liberated,
Alcatrante is on watch. They get away
in a hired motor car to Evanston, Tit
chauffeur turns out to be Maku. He runs
them to a quiet spot where. they NEE
another motor; orme pretends to coneea
in the road. Orme fights Arima. MAXI
and two other Japs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09

Then Arima's voice said, close to his
ear:
Where the papers"
The papers!
Japanese character thus brought its
fresh surprise to Orme. Even after
this hard fight, when three Of his
friends lay groaning on the ground
when he had in his power the man
who had injured them, who had tenn
porarily bested himself-Arima's chief
thought a still Of the papers!
He seemed to have none Of the semi
barbarian vengefulness that might
have been expected. He merely wished
the papers-wished them the des-
perately with every passing moment
The lives of his companions counted
for nothing besides the papers!
"Where?" repeated Arima.
II haven't Them" said Orme. you
ought to know that by this time"
The answer was a torturing pres
sure on Orme's spine. you tell
Kissed Arima.
AS the pressure increased Orme'S
suffering was so keen that his senses
began to slip away. He was gliding
into a state in which all consciousness
centered hazily around the n sharl
point Of pain.
Then, suddenly, he was released
For a moment he staggered Imply
but his strength surged back, and h
was able to see how the situation hal
changed.
The girl had swung her car in Gle
ser to the edge Of the grove and neare
to the struggling figures. Doubles
she had some idea of helping. Blu
the effect Of the change in the posi-
ton of her car was to permit tn
s~earchlight Of the other car to throw
its bright beam without interruption
down the road. And there, perhap
so feet to the southwark, gleame'
something white.
The girl could not see 1t, for he
car was headed north. But Arimi
saw 1t, and in a fash he realized wha
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
CHAPTER xvI.-continued.

The Japanese who had brought the
prospectuses from the tonneau now
stepped to Maku's assistance, for
Orme had made a motion of the body
which showed that he was rapidly
losing his patience.
"Queek!"
Still no answer.
"Ha!" The exclamation had a ring
of triumph. "Mees have uni" He
nodded toward the car where the girl
still sat.
NO" exclaimed Orme vehemently.
"She has not"
"Mees have um," repeated Arima.
1--WE hunt. We see"
II tell you she has not" said Orme.
mo believe you" Arima chuckled.
''Come. mees."
AS Orme twisted himself around, he
was enraged to see the japanese in
the car seize the girl by the arm and
drag her to the ground. Once on her
feet, she did not resist, but permit
ted herself to be led toward the lit
tie group.
Arima advanced a step to meet her.
"Give me papers," he said.
II have no papers," she protested
despairingly.
I'VE search you" said Arima, taking
another step toward her and extend
ing his hands.
1t may be that Arima did not intend
actually to lay hands on her. His
thought may have been that the threat
would induce Orme to tell where The
papers really were. But the effect
on Orme was to set him ablaze will
anger.
His swift, indignant purpose seemed
to multiply his strength until the lit
tie men who held him were like chill
dren in his hands.
A sudden jerk, and ne had pulled
both his arms free. Maku and tn
man at his other side were taken com
pletely by surprise, and before the!
had time to recover themselves, Orm'
had thrown his arms around them ant
crushed their heads together will
such force that they dropped liml
and unconscious to the ground. The.
were out Of the fight.
At the first sounds of struggle, Arim,
turned. Now, as Orme charged to
ward him, he bent slightly forward
,eyerJ muscle tense, ready to strik,
or trip or twist.
His framework was overlaid by mus
cles that were like supple steel. Ligh
and quick, he had a strength tina
could hardly have been inferred fror
his build. And though Orme's Out
break had been sudden, the Japanes
was apparently not in the least dill
concerted.
He knew how to turn the rush 9
the American into a disastrous fal
He knew how to prod with his bon
knuckle the angry mans solar plexu
-how to step swiftly aside and brin
he horny edge of his hand agains
sensitive vertebrae. He could seiz
')rme BY the arm and, dropping bacl
vayd to the ground. land Orme wher
le wished him. Yes, Arima had el
N, yaason to feel confident Many
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Work and Marriage.

In the New York courts recently a
girl, aged j., on being told by her
mother that she was old enough to
go to work, replied: Work, l will
not; prefer to marry" Whereupon
she was married before night to .
young man earning IS per week
That is of a piece with the reasoning
of another girl who, being interro
gated by a friend, Where are you
working now, Mamie?" answered
promptly, 81 amt working; I'm mar
ried."-Boston Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Rrudder ResembIed stork.

The family was discussing the per-
sonal appearance Of its latest addition.
Each one OF the new baby's features
was taken up in turn and classified as
resembling most closely the same fea-
ture in father, mother, aunt or grand
father. AT last all Of baby's peculiari-
ties Of appearance had been salts
factorily traced to their source, except
the downy white fuzz that served as
his hair. Seeing that no n present
claimed responsibility for the color of
the newcomers hair. four.year-old
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09

Mrs. Spicey won Mrs. Sporteigh's
new French hat at bridge last week."
Good gracious! Does she wear it?"
"Of course she does. She's awful
ly proud Of it. And that's where Mrs,
Sporteigh gets her revenge"
"How so?"
when Mrs. Spicey wea the hat II
looks Like a Fiji wal bonnet or a o n
crete hitching-post."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
A Generous Gift

Professor Munyon has just issued a
most beautiful, useful and complete al
.manac. 1t contains not only all the sci
entifc information concerning the moons
phases, in all the ATTITUDES, but has il
iustrated articles on how to read char
acter by ~phrenology, palmistry and birth
month. It also tells all about card read:
ing, birth stones and their meaning, and
gives the Interpretation of dreams. 1t
teaches beauty culture, manicuring,
gives weights and measures and antidotes
for poison. In fact, it is a Magazine Al
manac, that not only gives valuable in
formation, but will afford much amusc-
ment for every member Of the family,
especially for parties and evening enter
tainments. Farmers and people in the
rural districts will find this Almanac al
most Invaluable.
1t will be sent to anyone absolutely
free on application to the Munyon Rem
edy Company, Philadelphia. Pa.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Squire Is King Edwards Friend.

The list of suggested fellow guests
Of royalty is an anxious and serious
question for the hostess, for ever the
most exalted have their likes and dis
likes, and inadvertently to introduce
a EARRING element would spell disaster.
Royalty's favor is capricious.
Who would have thought that a
plain untitled Yorkshire squire, with
the unpromising name Of Sykes, would
be one Of the most intimate friends Of
the British royal family. constantly
entertaining the present king and
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09

Johnny, who had found out a great
deal abont the stork during the recent
disturbance in family life, offered an
explanation of his own. why, man.
ma" he pondered, Il guess brudder's
hair is where he looks like the storkl"
-Harper's Weekly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09

queen, staying with them at Sandring-
ham, and being generally on terms Of
intimacy such as kings very rarely al
low?
Christopher Sykes is a very notable
instance, for as a general rule Eng
lands king and queen pay visits that
are few and far between, and those
only in is many houses as may almost
be- numbered on the fingers OF one
hand.-Harper's Bazaar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Under q Cloud.

what yort Of a social position has
Jones in town."
"1e used to stand pretty well, but
he's a mere nobody now He didn't
receive any degrees this month. he
didn't go to New York to meet Roose
welt. none of his daughters was mar
ried and he wasn't operated ON for
Observation-Disclosures ExpresA
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Rebelled.

Mrs. Richquick-John, want you to
buy a new parlor suit.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures, I've been
agreeable enough so far to get differ
ent clothes for morning, noon, after
noon and night, but I'm consumed II
I'll change 'em every time go into a
different room"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Best Of All GIFTS.

The best gift is love or friendship
fttingly expressed. The gift which
expresses neither is no gift. OF all
givers he is the happiest who bestows
gifts which bring comfort and pleasure
where 1t is needed and which can fur
nish him no other reward than the
knowledge that his gifts are well be-
slowed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
A Cautious Answer.

Now, Johnny" said the geography
teacher, what is the capital of Portu.
gal?"
II dunno Miss Flanders" said
Johnny, "but from what hearn tell OF
the extravaganza of the late king they
amt much eft."-Harper's Weekly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
a Chance to Get Rich.

A fortune awaits the tailor who
can invent a secret pocket in a coat
where a man may carry his cigars
without exposing them to the many
friends who help themselves.-Detroit
Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1911-03-09
Tho Lady and the HobbIe.

do you think the hobble gown
will remain long in vogue?"
"If it doesn't you can cast it aside
YES; but l hate to waste time
learning to hobble." Suburban Life.