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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
As USUAL.

Ten little resolutions, proud and
pert and fine. I
One smoked a strong perfecto, and
then there were nine.
Nine little resolutions. Mr. Never
w1ll-be-late
Slept plumb through the alarm
clock, and then there were but
eight. .''. d..
, Eight little resolutions. The rain
poured down from heaven,
, And one declined to 60 to church,
and so there were seven.
Seven little resolutions. One, blind
! to errors tricks,
Drank two tall whisky rickeys, and
! then there were six.
Six little resolutions. One took
tempting dive -
And lost his margin on the curb
+ and then there were five.
Five little resolutions till one got
mad and swore
(The trolley crowd walked on his
; feeD, and SO there were but
+ four.
Four little resolutions. One really
couldn't see
! The harm Of betting on a horse,
and then there were three.
; Three little resolutions. One gos-
siped all he knew
\ COR thought he did about his
y: friends, and then there were
!. two. .s.s. ..,-.
. Two little resolutions One told a
lie "for fun
And then another to save that, and
SO there was but one.
. One little resolution, neglected and
I forgot,
Just died Of inanition-all ten had
gone to pot! -.
Warwick James Price IN New
York sun.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Obituary.

WIN Tas,el, mention OF whose death
was made in last weeks Review dieo
last Tuesday morning Deceased vas
horn in 1887 and for the past nine
year, VAS employed in Theo. Muel'
Ier', cigar factory. Ne was nnmsr'
ried and lived with bis parents Mr..
and Mrs. Carl Tastel. The funeral
vas held last Thursday morning from
the Catholic church and his remains
war; laid TO rest in the Catholic
cemetery.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
New Bridge In Forty. nine Seconds.

New Bridge In Forty. nine Seconds.
A three span steel bridge 294 feet
long and weighing more than LOCO
tons to replace en- old iron one span
ming the Westfield river on the Boston
and Albany railroad at Huntington,
Mass, was successfully rolled into pc.
sition here, the entire work Of taking
away the old and placing the new
structure requiring only forty-nine Sec
onds. Half an hour later when the
rails were connected the new bridge
was ready for service
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Re,1's 1kiSl

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
We, the undersiRne d, have known F. ].
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in al! business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDiNG, KlNNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
Gus surfaces Of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by
all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Kidney Diseases aTeI Durable

under certain conditions. The right
medicine must be taken before the
disease has progressed too far. Mr..
Perry A. Pitman, Dale. Tex, says:
81 was down in bed for four months
with kidney and bladder trouble and
gall stones. One bottle of Foley's
Kidney Remedy cured me we'll and
sound.n Ask for it. o. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
PORTLAND 70 NEW YORK
m z DAYS VIA PANAMA.
orsse~ian ssss g . Ten Freight Rats
and Tell Of 81.

Twelve days from Portland, Ore, TO
New York by water upon the compile
taou Of the Panama canal y the sched-
sle predicted BY Captain A. ". Nelson
q the steamer Beaver, plying between
Portland and San Francisco. More
over, he says, freight viii be carried
for ie ton instead Of 90 now charged
by the railroads, and he believes the
canal win b in operation within Two
years.
Captain Nelson was formerly In com
snand Of the steamer City q Para, and
he has been making trips to the canal
region for the last ten years. He y
considered a. familiar With the Canal
work % any one outside OF the gov
eminent employ.
.sThe Panama canal win bring The
sreatest development Of Pacific coast
resources that know Of" said Cap
tain Nelson. 1.-TWO years from now
lumber viii be shipped from Portland
to New York for g q thousand. To
ship lumber by rail to New York 70 an
fmpossibility today. The charges are
three and four times what the lumber
- worth.
II was told upon unimpeachable au-
thority that in two years time can
take the Beaver through the canal
can almost take her now. With the
Gatun gates finished and the balance
Of the dirt and rock out Of the Culebra
cut the Beaver would go through with
ease. Business men should get ready
for the big growth that will follow on
this coast.
1T is the opinion on the canal zone
that charges for use Of the canal will
be 81 ton, very reasonable price,
as Suez, I am told, charges S. a ton.
President Taft has recommended a
charge of 81 in his message. The Pan
anna canal, in my opinion, will make
Portland city Of 100000 quicker than
all the railroads that can be built IN
twenty years. Mark my words, this
coast is going to BOOM"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
WATER As ANAESTHETIC.
Being Used Successfully at Johns Hop.
kins Hospital.

kins Hospital.
Lukewarm water is now being used
as an anaesthetic in most Of the oper.
atoms for appendicitis at Johns Hop.
kins hospital. Baltimore.
In an operation for appendicitis, said
one Of the surgeons, all that is neces-
sary is to inject lukewarm water In
sufficient quantities under the skin in
the vicinity Of the part operated on.
1--WE have obtained great results
through the use of water and in most
cases would rather use it than drug
While the operation is in progress
the patient is said to feel no pain and
to be fully conscious.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Nh From East lld Gil Froa
California Ne Siy&
OUTCOME CALLED PERFECTION


Luther Burbank, CALIFORNIA; "wisart
az horticulture" Il not inclined to FOL
low the suggestion Of John Jacob Az
tor that be take up the study Of the
Development of larger animals ane
larger men. Bulk b . minor consid
GRAFTON with Mr.. Burbank, whereas
some think it the keystone Of the Aston
system. =,
The horticulturist believes mental
and physical perfection is the CHIEF
attraction in any scheme OF animal
development. He thinks that the
young eastern business man and the
Young California woman present the
highest types to be used in the evolu'
tOn.
Finds Types In America.
Discussing his views, Mr.. Burbank
said:
Beauty and utility are the principal
considerations in any plan OF animal
development, whether it apply to the
dumb animals or to man. My ideal OF
the perfect man is not far behind some
of the examples of men and women
whom have seen in my travels in my
own country.
"As to the male sex, I would say
that the typical young eastern busl-
ness man nearly comes up to all tnat
I think a perfect man should be. AND
as to the female sex, think that the
California woman most nearly ap,
proaches human perfection.
ITO my mind the ideal man should
possess these characteristics: Splen'
did physique, good, healthy body, me-
dunn proportions, well formed, grace
full lines, pink complexion, good teeth,
supple muscles, good digestion, good
heart action, clear eyes, graceful walk
and motion, sweet breath, features not
too prominent, but prominent enough
to give expression.
Seeks Pleasing Combination.
"And in mating this man with a
woman there should be pleasing har-
mony. Eyes, hair and complexion
should so agree that together the man
and woman would form pleasing and
effective combination.
Beauty is just as important as
brains in the effort to produce the per
feet in any sort of life. Without beau
ty no life can come up to what is my
ideal of perfection. The Ill natured
headachy, nervous and irritable are
to be avoided. They are marks OF
imperfection and ugliness.
"The physical beauty Of woman Is
at it's best in low attitudes. That &C
counts, in measure, for the many
beautiful women Of California. AS t
mere physical beauty, they are more
nearly perfect than any other woman
that l have ever SEEN"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12

CREEK
DOCTOR
COMING
SUCCESS ~ TA8
TALENTED PHYSICIAN ~ TAE
TREATlfENT OF CHRONIC DIS.
EASEs. OFFERS HIS SERVICES
FnER "a 1NI SICK

The BetAle CrSek Specialist, licensed
blythe STATE for the cure Of allsNervous
and Chronic Diseases Of Men, Women
and Children, offers to al who call on
the day, date md during the hours
Riyen below, consultation, examination,
advice and Ill medical services required
to complete . cure absolutely Free OF
Charre. All that 10 asked in return
for these valuable services 10 that every
person treated will state the result OBJ
tained to friends and thus prove to the
sick and afflicted in every city and
locality that at last treatments have
been discovered that are absolutely
sure and certain in their effect.
This Doctor is considered one OF
Americas leading Stomach and Nerve
Specialists, an expert in the treatment
Of all Chronic diseases, and will cure
YOU. whatever your ailment, in way
that will astonish you.
Manv Wonderful Cures in Diseases
of the Stomach, Liver, Kidneys, Heart,
Lungs. Nerves and Rheumatism, Scia-
tica, Diabetus, Fits, St. Vitus Dance,
Eczema, Dropsy, Bed-wetting Chill
dren and all constitutional and serious
internal diseases that battle the skill
Oh CIlC ldullly pAySlNAoA' =.
No Operations Needed for Appendi-
citis, Gall Stones, Goitre and Piles:
Leg Ulcers positively and speedily
cured by an entirely new system.
Modern Treatment for Asthma, Ca
tarrh and Deafness.
In Fact, there is no durable disease
that cannot be cured and no incurabie
disease that cannot be benefited.
No Matter what your ailment may
be, no matter what others may have
told YOU, no matter what experience
YOU may have had with other Physi-
Clans, sanitariums or patent medicines,
if you want to get well again, you
should not fail to call. Go! Have it
forever settled in your mind, If your
case is durable, he will treat you; if
incurable, he will give you such advice
as may prolong your life.
This Free Offer is made but once to
each caller in order to advertise the
Battle Creek System of treating diseases
which has lifted so many from the
depths of dispair to the heights Of
health and happiness, and why not you!
Married Ladies must come with their
Husbands and Minors with their Fathers.
The Visiting Specialist will be at the
DAKOTA HOUSE, NEW ULr1, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12

Iet2UU
would show the box OF Buckien3 Arnl'
ca Salve that E.. s. Lopez, cerpcnter
81 II arillss N. Y. alwsyscarraes." !
have never had . cut, wound; hruise,
or tore il would not soon heal" be
writes. Greatest healer OF burns, boils
sc.ids, chspped hands and lips, fever.
sores. skin.eruptions, eczema. corns
Ana niles. 25c. ct o. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Malay Rich In Tin.

/ About 65 per cent Of all the tin used
IN the world is produced in the Malay
States, which last year exported more
than $40, soc, 900 worth.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Parsons Poem 4 Gem

From Rev. H. Stu benvoll, Allison
a., in praise of DR.. Kings New Life
Pills.
'sThey re such a health necessity.
In every home these pills should be,
If other Kinds you've tried in vain,
USE DIR. KINGS
And be we'll again. Only 25c at o. NJ.
Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12
Potatoes Dug by Machine.

A potato digger which an Indiana
farmer has patented loads the tubers
into the wagon to which 1t IS attach
ed by an endless chain.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1911-07-12

Foley's Honey and Tar Compound.
Is effective for coughs and colds l.
either children or grown persons. No
opiates, no harmful drugs. In the
yellow package. Refuse substitutes.
o. M. Olsen.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
LARGELY ATTENDED RALLY,
Meeting of Representatives of South.
ern Methodist Church.

The jubilee rally of the Southern Meth
odist Episcopal Church held Yesterday
afternoon, under the auspices OF the
Union. in the Church of the Ascension,
was largely attended. Mrs Culbertson,
president of the union, welcomed the rep
reSentatives of the churches, and intro
duced Mrs. Henry Knowles and Mrs. ".
I'll. Robinson, in charge of the program.
Addresses We're made by Rev w. v.
Tudor. pastor of St. Paul's Church: Rev.
j. l.. KILLER. pastor of Calvary Church
Rev. p. w. Jeffries, pastor of Mount
Pleasant Church. and Rev. c. NJ Hesser.
pastor OF Brightwood Church.
Nine of the ten Methodist Episcopal
churches South responded to the roll
call Of missionary societies. Miss JEFF
fries reported for the UNCONVENTIONAL
rally, which was held February ; in
Mount Vernon Place Church. The extra
offering for foreign missions at that time
was reported TO be 500. This gift goes
to aid work in Brazil.
Mrs. J. L. Gilbert OF the NJ. L. Church
made an appeal for closing the city post
office and giving the letter carriers rest on
Sunday The union unanimously indorsed
the appeal and requested the Christian
women of the city to write to the post
master in favor of such action.
Mrs. De Tudor sang the jubilee song,
go TELL and the audience joined in the
chorus. Miss lowering of the Friends
Church, reported on free literature and
Mrs. NJ G.. Shrn of the Disciples Church
on the electric light Mrs. George L.
Paewitt announced that tomorrow would
be observed as a special day of prayer
for church unity.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
WILLS FILED FOR PROBATE.
Widow Chief Beneficiary Of William
L. Aughinbaugh,

The will of William l.. Aushinbaush
dated May s. 1900. has been filed for pro-
bate. \ beauest of $1,000 is made to his
sister, Eleanor Aughinbaugh of trbana
Ohio, and SO each to his three sons The
remaining personal property is left abso-
lutely to his widow, Anne NJ. .Aughin-
baugh.
The real estate is devised to the Wash
ington Loan and Trust Company in trust
to sell and pay one-half Of the proceeds tc
the widow. The other half is to be invested
by the trustee and the net income paid
to Anne NJ. .tughinbaugh, a daughter OF
the testator. until she attains the age OF
forty years. when the principal is to De
paid to her
The widow and the trust company arc
named executors.
BY the terms of the will of Frances {.
Trott. dated May ~. 1897 her personal
property is left to her cousin. Catherine
NJ. Trott. Premises OH c street north
east. 1oS East Capitol street and G6 De-
frees street are devised to her cousins.
William B. Trott of Cleveland, Ohio and
Catherine NJ. Trott of this city in equal
shares. Catherine NJ. Trott is named as
eXecutrix.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
A Strong Entry.

prize competitor in our Sunday Mag
azine tomorrow is Aaron Westcott's Flu
neral written by Viola Roseboro. a
great lawyer started out to the funeral
of the benefactor Of his early youth but
there was blizzard which stalled all the
trains. and he was subjected to no end of
difficulties in overcoming these obstacles.
he finally got there, of course and
learned a lot of new things about Aaron
WestcOtt Some of our editors say that
this is almost the best story we have yet
printed in our prize competition. which in
itself is enough reason why everybody
should read II and win enjoy doing so.
Look for it tomorrow in the Sunday Mag
aZine Of The Sunday Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
"Just Decision Rendered.,

The decision of the interstate commerce
commission is a demonstration that the
existing rates are more than sufficient to
satisfy every legitimate dividend require
ment and to accumulate surplus against
any reverse in business which may come
Stock gamblers may be frightened The
great public that pays the freight should
rejoice that a just decision has been rem
dered by the commission. That decision
furnishes no occasion for the legitimate
investor in sound railroad securities to be
alarmed.
Had the interstate commerce commits
sion, notwithstanding the TESTIMONY
which was offered permitted the advance
in freight rates to become effective such
action would have been seized upon By
the railroad and stock manipulators as a
basis for putting out new issues of wa
tered stocks and bonds''
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
JAPAN IS PLEASED.
Member of Cabinet Says America
Will Never Regret It,

TOXIC. February 25.-The ratification
by the United States Senate Of the new
treaty of trade and navigation with Japan
was received with universal satisfaction
here this morning by both Japanese and
Americans.
4 leading member of the cabinet said,
earnestly:
America will never regret this fresh
evidence of confidence in the good faith
of Japan. The United States has done a
great thing for this country"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
Returns From African Trip.

Bishop Alexander Walters of the A. NJ.
E. Zion Church has returned from trip
to Africa, and will preach tomorrow
evening in John Wesley Church of that
denomination. He will also lecture in the
in Africa
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
Feared Less Favorable Terms.

SSSSS Va
One Of the strongest arguments brought
up to overcome the protest of the west
ern senators was that a new treaty with
Japan must be signed within year any
way, and that this country could not hope
that Japan would grant any more, in
the way of agreeing to prevent immigra-
ton of Japanese laborers to this country,
than she has granted in this treaty. In
that view,- therefore, it was contended
that the failure to ratify this treaty
might result in less favorable terms in a
new one framed on top Of the refusal Of
the United States to ratify this one.
Dispatches from California indicate that
the fears of the members Of tue Califor-
mia Legislature that the state was not
properly protested against coolie labor
have been allayed. Senator Leroy Wright,
chairman OF the senate committee on
federal relations. is quoted as saying:
II believe all classes of people of the
Pacific coast are pleased that the Japa-
nese treaty has been ratified. The oppo-
sition which developed in the California
legislature was largely the result of a
misunderstanding of its provisions And
George Freeman. chairman of the similar
committee in the lower house. made a
corresponding statement.
Must Secure Emperor's Approval.
The next step to be taken to make
operative the new treaty of trade and
commerce between the United Stats and
Japan is to secure the approval of the
Japanese emperor and the imperial privy
council. 1t is not necessary that the
treaty should be ratified by the Japanese
diet or parliament, so that no opposition
whatever is expected to the consuma-
ton of the treaty so far as Japan is con-
cerned. The prvy councillors are, Of
course, in thorough accord with their
imperial master.
Then will follow the exchange of ratifi-
cations. which will take place in Toxic
This function must be discharged before
May II, which marks the period of three
months allowed in the treaty for the ex-
change. The parties to the ceremony
will be the Japanese minister of foreign
affairs and Thomas j. O'Brien, the Amer.
lean ambassador to Toxic.
AS the japanese government desires to
begin the arrangement of it's fiscal pro-
gram at the earliest possible moment it
is presumed the exchange Of notifications
will take place almost as soon as the
documents can be transferred from
Washington to Toxic. which should be
within a month. The final step will be
the issue of proclamations by President
Taft and the Emperor Of Japan formally
declaring the new treaty in operation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25

The Quaker" by Roy Norton. the
sixth entry in our short-story contest,
will appear in our Sunday Magazine to-
morrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25
JAPAN IS NOT HOSTILE
TO THE UNITED STATES
American Residents in Yoko-
hama Issue Statement, Cor
recting Misrepresentation.

At meeting of American residents of
Yokohama, attended by almost the entire
American business community at the
rooms of the Foreign Board Of Trade Janu-
airy 30 for the purpose of concerting
measures to remove the misconceptions
existing in certain sections of the United
States as to the prevailing sentiment of
the Japanese toward the American gov
eminent and people, according to a report
just received here. q number of resolii-
tons We're adopted and a permanent or
ganiZaton effected.
Substance of Resolutions.
The principal resolution set forth that
in sections of the United States rumors
have been circulated to the effect that
public sentiment in Japan is hostile to
the United States and that the Japanese
government entertains sinister purposes
Of a dangerous character. that THE per.
sons here assembled have resided in
Japan for years and having extended ac-
quaintance with the people OF different
as to their minds and purposes: that since
the rumorS in question are tased upon
msinformation. or, even worse, the hope
Of selfish advantage, and in order to
extend to the tranquility SO necessary
among neighboring nations we desire TO
unite in the following:
THAT in our opinion the people of
Japan have at all times entertained the
most friendly and cordial sentiments to-
ward the government and people of the
United States. and that there never has
been, and is not now, any feeling other
than one of confidence and gratitude.
Alleged Misrepresentation.
I'VE believe, upon evidence which can
not be doubted, that there is not TO be
found in the Japanese empire any wish
or thought other than to maintain the
most friendly and cordial relations with
the republic of the United States, and
that any representations to the contrary,
wherever emanating and from whatever
cause proceeding, are baSeless, and, If
uncontradicLed, can only result in vast
material losses to the people of both gov
ernments and in creating an unhappy
prejudice between them
Among those who addressed the meet
ing were Ambassador OBrien, J. r.
Kennedy, both of whom journeyed spe-
cially from Toxic, and President d. ii.
Blake of the Board of Trade.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-02-25

ORIENTAL ESOTERIC SOCIETY. f44:; o ST.
nw.--Sunday evenings. instruction TO active
members: open lectures will he announced.
Those wishing to join classes address Secretary
u. Il. s.. 1919 st.