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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07


Messrs. seid and John WaddeIl will
return from Vanderbilt University this
week.
Miss Ruth Wells, in school at the
State Normal, will be at home this
week.
Mr.. Morris Halves will be returned
student from Vanderbilt University this
week.
Guy Mailing left this week for Tip
tonviIle where he has accepted a POI
sition.
Mrs. Belle Waddell spent few days
in the country, guest Of Mrs. A. L.
Brevard.
Mrs. DR.. Fate Parks. Of Oak Grove
neighborhood. was a visitor in the city
Tuesday
Miss Allie Roper has been the guest
Of her sister, Mrs. Andrew Scoggin. the
past week.
Miss Hall has returned to her home
near Crockett after visit with relatives
in the city.
Miss Cora Palmer will be at home
from Wards Seminary this week after
commencement.
Miss Jessie Whitesell returns from
school at Wards Seminary in Nash
vile this Week.
Annette Pursley, of Nashville, was in
the city Sunday, the guest Of Richard
Pursley and family.
Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Moss, son and
baby son, and Miss Moss, Of Troy, were
in the city yesterday.
Miss Elsye Woodfn leaves Sunday
night for Valparaiso, Ind, to enter
school for the summer.
Mrs. j. L. Glover and Mrs. F. w.
Watson will be at home this week from
a visit to Prescott, Ark
Curtain poles of all descriptions at
Home Furniture Co. Phone 80.
Mrs Arlette Hardy returned Satur-
day from visit with her sister, Mrs
Tom Scott, at Mcconnell.
DIR. ]. B. Bond and Prof Price Thomas
nave returned from Fayetteville and
other points in Arkansas.
Geo. Kinkle has returned to his home
n Memphis after attending the past
ERIN at the Training school.
Mrs. James d. Porter and baby re-
urned to Nashville Thursday after a
pleasant visit with homefolks.
Don't forget that we have furniture.
Home Furniture Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

II the Circuit Court did not and does
not at the present time attend to it and
the Mayor and the city police cant att
tend to it, then the City Board has a
called session due right now Two hum
dred and forty-eight cases in one ship
ment is, it appears to us, just wee bit
stout for Union City. The car arrived
Thursday and was unloaded from the
NJ & o. tracks Monday. Get busy,
gentlemeni
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Celebration.

Saturday, the Sd day Of June, will be
celebrated at the Methodist Church Sun
day school room by the John B. Gordon
and Leonidas Polk Chapters, y. d. G..
A programme Of exercises will be pub
lished next week.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Cumberland Picnic.

The Sunday school of the Cumber-
land Presbyterian Church and its friends
have arranged for an outing to take
place on Friday, June 2. The place
has not been selected, but it will be
somewhere on one Of the railroads not
far from Union City.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Mrs. Iohn I. walker Entertains.

The reception to be given by Mrs.
John I. Walker Monday, May 20, to
the Home and Foreign Societies Of the
Methodist Church promises to be the
social event of the season. Every menu
Der cordially invited to be present.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

B. E. Flowers, for some time located
at Brooklet, Ga, where he has been
teaching, is now at Reynolds, Ga. Mr..
Flowers is remembered by many friends
as native Of this county.
We will shade your house for you.
Phone 80.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Misses Christine Priest and Mary
TONNES. Of Huntingdon, are in the city
as weekend visitors at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. S. P. Harris on Try street.
If you want the best and cheapest,
use Bon Air coal Union City Ice &
Coal Company.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
CIYIL DOCKET.

PASTURE Red clover and grass, 81
per month Woods lot with spring
water, "a miles northeast OF town near
Bethlehem Church. Telephone 447-2.
1O-2t HUNTER HARPoLE.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

A. Martin, our worthy cemetery sex
ton, reports no burials since April IS.
Union City is a healthy town and no
mistake. What's wrong about trying
for big school seat here.
Coal--Coke- Wood-Call Tel. $50.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Webe Halves, Of Tip
tonyille, were in the city this week Wis
iting at the home Of Mr.. Halves pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Halves, on Har-
rison street.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

G. I. Taylor and family will next
week move to Franklin where they will
remain during the summer months,
having rented a furnished cottage. They
will return to their Union City home
next fall
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mrs. Alley Kernodle, Of Humboldt,
and Miss Leila Allen, Of this city, left
Monday for month s visit with friends
and relatives at Jackson, Helena, Ark,
and Jewett, Tex.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Lawn mower is what you need to keep
your yards pretty. = Mailing X eiser
Hardware Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Remember, she likes candies fresh,
like you get at Dahnke's.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Home Furniture Co. has large stock
of picture moulding.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

The w. o. w. will give an ice cream
and strawberry supper at the park in
Rives tonight Preparations for large
attendance have been made
Lawn swings, So. 90. Mailing Keiser
Hardware Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Coal and wood promptly delivered by
the Union City Ice & Coal Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Telephone Union City Ice & Coal Co.
when you want coal right now.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Lawn swings, $500. Mailing Keiser
Hardware Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Call and see Stone & Rainey before
you buy your groceries, for we sell for
less
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mrs. Glen Crawley was painfully hurt
recently by breaking splinter off in
her hand. DR.. Pierce was called and
extracted it. The lady is resting well
at this writing.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
The VIC. T.U. Flower Committee


| After our appointment we visited the
schools and enlisted as many Of the chill
dren as possible in the work. We placed
notices in the city papers for the chill
dren to meet us at the Park Saturday
afternoon before Easter, and a goodlv
number did so. We gave to each one
pretty pot plant and again impressed
upon their minds the object--the bow
or girl raising the finest and prettiest
flower beds to receive gold medal, and
to the child who sent the greatest num-
Der OF flowers to the aged Or sick also
to receive a gold medal.
We wrote to six Of the leading florists
for flower seed Three responded, the
other three courteously answered. Mr.
J. r. Oliver kindly offered to plant
these seeds for the children, which he
has done and distributed to all who
have called for them, for which we as
committee do heartily thank him.
We have visited some Of the flower
beds and find them beautifully kept.
Some OF the children have shown such
an interest that we feel good work Is
being done, developing in the children
love for flowers, and thus creating
love for all that is beautiful and good.
Respectfully submitted,
Mrs. A. l.. BREvARD,
Mrs. SITTER,
Mrs. MARY CRENsHAw,
Miss MARY LAWSON,
Mr.. MoLLIE r. PAGE.
Circuit Court.
STATE DOCKET.
Julia Edwards, continued.
Roy Cochran, dropped.
Cob Zaricor, alias to Lake County.
DIR. j. A. d. Hite, continued.
Elmer Morris ct al, continued.
Marsh Carr, nolle.
Albert Smith and BALKAN Green. not
guilty.
CIVIL DOCKET.
Ethel Dycus vs.. Stack Dycus, divorce
granted and defendant assessed with
5000 costs and alimony Custody of
child given to~mother, right to visit
child once per month.
Sam G. Rogers VS.. /. G. r. r. Co,
Judgment Of $50 80 on freight Costs
not taxed
NJ. Blakenlore VS.. G. f. Busbart,
Judgment for plaintiff for $40 and cost.
PASTURE Red clover and grass, 81
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Call IA, s and Z for all kinds Of feed
stuff.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Let Whitesell Harpole put up that
porch shade.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Rubber tired collapsible baby buggies
at Caldwell S Book Store for $4 90 worth
81.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Messrs. Melvin TisdaIe and Fulton
Moffett, in school at ithaca, N. Y, in
Cornell, will be at home about the mid
die Of June. Melvin will go to New
York City to see his brother, Simmons,
before returning home.
Phone Home Furniture Co. and let
them clean house with their Vacuum
Cleaner 1t viii do the work Of three
men. Phone 3d.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Ice box, good size, half price. Call
telephone 256.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Refrigerator season is most here, we
have them. Mailing Keiser Hardware
Co
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Refrigerator season is most here, we
have them. Nailing-Keiser Hardware
90
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

J. w. Williams, formerly Of this
county and lately OF Maiden, Mo-, has
moved to Paragould, Ark, and orders
his paper sent to that place..
Those druggetts need to be cleaned.
Use Harpole's Vacuum Cleaner. Tele-
phone SO.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Let Harpole clean house for you.
Phone 50.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Save money By using Bon Air Coal.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mrs. T. P. Palmer and daughter, Miss
Agnes, who is just at home from the
Ridgely High School, were up from
Rives Tuesday shopping.
Lawn swings, $500. Mailing Keiser
Hardware Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Don't forget that we have furniture.
Home Furniture Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mr.. Burch is quite sick at the home
Of bis daughter, Mrs. Richard Pursley.
on East Church street.
Miss Matte Rhinehart left Monday
for Gibson, where she has accepted a
position as telegraph operator.
The West Tennessee Monument Co.
has erected a handsome double monu-
ment on Jas. Luton's lot at East View
WhiteseIl Harpole can please you.
Miss Louise Sharp will return from
school in Nashville this week and will be
visitor in the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
E. NJ. Long.
Call $50 for coal Of any kind.
Miss Wilson, of Lexington, KY, is a
visitor in Union City with Miss Geneyieve
Mailing at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
w. NJ. Mailing
Spanish MackereI at J. c. Burdick 5.
An infant child OF Mr.. and Mrs
George Jones, who reside near Terrell,
died Wednesday night and was buried
Thursday afternoon.
Let us brighten up your walls with
new pictures. Phone 80.
Miss Alice Whitson and brother, Rus
sell, Of Goodrich, Tenn, are expected
in the city. They will be guests of w.
E. Whitson and family.
Good Whippoorwill Peas for sale
50. 10 cash. -R. F. Tisdale & Son.
Mrs. Z. p Palmer and dauohter Miss
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
ARTHUR L. CHENEY'S SUCCESS
Great Popularity of plan TO Sell Med
icine at HaIf-Pri and Guar
antee a Cure

Arthur L. Cheney the enterprisiDg
druggist rather than await the ordinary
methods of introduction, urged the Dr.
Howard Co., to secure a quick sale for
til. ir celebrated specific for the cure of
constipation and dyspepsia by offering
the regular SOC bottle at half-price.
In addition to selling a SOC bottle of
Dr.. Towards specific for 25c Arthur l..
Cheney has so much faith in the remedy
that he will refund the money To anyone
whom it does not cure.
When your head aches, your stomach
does not digest food easily aud naturally
when there Is eous ilation, specks before
the eyes, tired ieeling, giddiness, bad
taste in tile mouth, coated tongue, heart
bum, sour stomach, roaring or ringing in
the ears, melancholy and liver troubles
Dr. Towards specific will cure you.' If
it does not. it will not cost you cent.
This latest achievement of science is of
great value in curing headache. Thous-
ands of women are today free from that
painful disease solely through the use of
this specific.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
A CURE FOB" ALL
Nor Patent CureaII, Nor Modern
Miracle, but Simply Rational
Cure for Constipation

1t is hard to tell just why SEAVER'S
LAXATIVE TONIC TABLETS have be-
come so popular with most peopta but
considering the short liue they have
been advertised, The demand for them
has been cause for wonder. They are
no different in appearance from other
laxative tablets, but they really must
possess unusual merits, for from our own
pei soual observation we know that they
always do just what is expected of them.
Their action upon the skin and com
plexion is remarkable, for the principal
ingredient in them is extract of dande-
lion and your own doctor will tell you
that dandelion is one of the greatest skin
alternatives known to the profession.
Ii your bowels are inactive, your skin,
sallow, your tongue coated aud II you III c
troubled with pimples or bilious spells, n
Is cent box of SEAVER'S LAXATIVE
TONIC TABLETS will clear up your
complexion, tone up the liver, encourage
the action of your bowels and make you
feel well again or f. M. Reynolds. Cam
bridge; }. V. Stevens, WatervIle; George
B. Foss, Hyde Park; Robert P. Briggs,
Morrisville; NJ. j. Leach. Wolcott; G. 4.
Jones, johnson will gladly pay you back
your money.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
COURAGE and the Flea.

Courage is resistance to fear, mas
terry of fear, not absence of fear. Ex-
cept a creature be part coward. it is
not a compliment to say it is brave; it
is merely a loose misapplication of
the word. Consider the fea--incom-
parably the bravest of all the crea-
lures Of God if ignorance of fear were
courage. Whether you are asleep or
awake, he will attack you, caring
nothing for the fact that in bulk and
strength you are to him as are the
massed armies of the earth to suck
ing child. He lives both day and
night and all days and nights in the
very lap of peril and the immediate
presence of death and yet is no more
afraid than is the man who walks the
streets of a city that was threatened
by an earthquake ten centuries be-
fore. When we speak of Give. Nelson
and Putnam as men who didn't know
what fear was" we ought always to
add the flea-and put him at the head
of the PROFESSIONALISM Twain.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
Advent

The auditorium was prettily decorated
for the Easter service. festooning of
green and white crepe paper, with lilies
and cross of roses, the work of the
"Acorn Band" "Christ Arose" was
we'll rendered by Miss Grace Prior and
Ii. C. Patch. AS pastor Peabody was
called to North Hyde Park to officiate at
a funeral, Rev. G. W. Tabor supplied the
local pulpit. An Easter sermon was
preached from the subject, Ibid Christ
Die? Was He Really Resurrected from
the dead?" Text, Isaiah 53:10. Himself
affirms that he was dead, but was thence
forth alive forevermore, and held the
keys of death and the grave, from whence
all shall some day hear His voice and
shall come forth.
The evening exercises were well con.
Quoted and much credit is due the young
ladies in charge.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
The Bud of a Tree.

Among the curious things discovered
by the students of plant life is the fact
that bud taken from one tree and
grated on another carries the age OF
the original tree with it. 1t has al
ways been believed that the bud so
transferred began a wholly new life,
but this new theory-it may, after all.
be more theory than fact as yet
shows the matter in an entirely differ
ent light For example. if bud be
taken from a tree that is twenty-five
years old with a natural life of fifty
years and grated on another tree it
will not live as long as its parent tree
is entitled to live. the full fifty years.
but only for the period of life then left
to the tree. twenty-five years.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
Duties and Prices on Farm Products

George III. Cross of st. Johnsbury in a
letter to the st. Johnsbury Caledonian
gives dnties and prices on some farm
products. The letter follows:
81 have seen number of opinions in
relation to reciprocity with Canada, but
none OF them seem to deal with the
actual facts and figures. ! enclose the
tariff on portion of the products of our
Vermont farmers.
TARIFF RATES ON FARM PRODUCE
Duty on corn is Is cents per bUNh"';
sells tor 80 cents; discount 30 per cent.
Duty on oats is Is cents per busllrl;
sells for 33 cents per bushel; discount
45.4 per cent.
Duty on wheat is 25 cents per bushel;
sells for 50 cents; discount 81 per cen.
Duty on butter 6 cents per pound; sells
for 20 cents; discount 80 per cent.
Duty on cheese 6 cents per pound;
sells for IL cents discount 80 per cent.
Duty on potatoes % cents. per bushel;
sell for 80 cents; discount 81 per cent.
Duty on eggs cents per dozen; sells
for Is cents; discount q per ceut.
Duty on fresh beef ID cents per pound;
sells for IL cents; discount 20 per cen.
head; discount so per CEN.
Duty on cattle al not over $l4, So. 10 per
head: cattle over S14, per head; discount
80 % per cent.
The balapce of the tariff not given here
will show about the same loss. No
opinion is necessary, as their figures viii
tell their own story of the lower prisrS ut
which farmers must sell their produce if
we have reciprocity with Canada. Wheat
will not cut much of any figure as our
Vermont farmers grow but very II'tle.
These figures show that our farmers
must take about 40 per cent discOu It.
from the present prices If they are CON
PEELED to face this competition. No doubt
under those circumstances prices will be
uniform in the two counties in time nut
it is safe to make IA conservative estimate
Of 30 per cent discount. This will ncan
that farmers who now sell 500 worth of
farm produce will receive oniy ahoui $40
should we have reciprocity with Canata.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
The ORIGINAL Paul PRIV.

Thomas Hill. Familiarity called Tom
my Hill, was. says DR.. Brewer, the
original Paul Pry. 1t was from him
also that Theodore Hook drew his
character of Gilbert Quincy. Plancha
in his "Recollections" says of Hill:
His speciality was the accurate infor-
nation he could impart on all the pet
ty details of the domestic economy of
his friends. the contents of their ward
robes, their pantries, the number of
pots of preserves in their store closets
and of the table napkins in their linen
presses. the dates of their births and
marriages. the amounts of their trades
mems bills and whether paid weekly
or quarterly. He had been on the
press and was connected with the
Morning Chronicle. He used TO drive
Matthews crazy by ferreting out his
whereabouts when he left London and
popping the information in some pa
per-"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19

MORRISVILLE

Edmund Anair Is visiting relatives and
friends in Waterbury this week.
| w. III. Isham was visitor in East
Fairfield from Friday until Monday.
Mrs. Il. A. Flandreau of Jacksonville
was guest of friends in town last Thurs
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. M. Cross of st. Johns
bury were guests over Sunday of Mrs.
Ida Churchill ON Bridge street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Smith are the
happy parents of an eight pound son,
born last Thursday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Van Dusen and
family have moved into the lower tene-
ment in G. III. Small's house on Randolph
street.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Clark of Hardwick
are receiving congratulations upon the
birth of daughter, Marjorie Isabel, on
April 7.
Roy Smith has been in town the past
week, shipping his household effects to
Plainfield, where he is manager of store
for e. f. Haskell of Wolcott.
Misses Mabel Durkee and Myrtle Bedell
have b en- guests the past week of the
formers aunt, Mrs. Harriet Morse, in
Barre and with friends in Montpelier.
w. H. Isham has purchased and taken
possession of the Lee wilkins barber bust
ness in the Lamoille Block on Main street.
Mr.. wilkins is at p.usent employed by
Mr.. Isham.
Mrs. Olive Bacon has completed her
engagement as cook at the Randall and
gone to East Gambia, N. H., where she
will visit relatives, before going ito Mas
sachusetts. where she has position.
rho programs for the Eleventh Annual
Convention of the Lamoille County VIC.
T. u, to be held in johnson, Thursday
and Friday, May 4th and 9Th, have just
been issued from this office. A special
feature of the sessions will be the pres
ence of the Worlds White Ribbon Mis-
sionary. Miss Flora E. Strout. The State
President, Mrs. Davidson, is also expected
to be present.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
Methodist

There were IS present at the Sunrise
Praise Service last Sunday morning,
which began at SIT and closed at $3.50.
The church was filled for the regular
morning services, making it necessary to
bring in some extra seats. The Easter
song service and the special music by the
choir was very helpful. Mr.. Gordon
rendered an Easter solo accompanied by
the violin and piano, which was highly
complimented.
The Easter Exercises in the Sabbath
School swelled the regular classes to 2ll
members, together with many visitors,
making the service memorable one.
Next Sunday will be Temperance Sun.
day and special service will be held
in the church, addressed by a represen-
tative of the Anti-Saloon League.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
A Stream of Water.

A high pressure jet of water will
bowl over a man as easily as a box Of
matches and leave him half stunned.
1t will even turn bullet from its path.
Experiments have shown that a jet of
water can be produced at such high
pressure that it becomes practically a
bar of iron. Swords have been blunted
in attempting to cut through these eX-
ira high pressure jets. Some years ago
an armed thief attempted to hold up a
high official of the Bank of England in
his private office The official man
aged to get out. Of the room unharmed
and locked the door. A resourceful at
tendant brought the fire hose He
opened the door sufficiently to insert
the nozzle In few minutes the
would be thief was picked up sense
less.-PearsOn's Weekly.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
The Lion and the Lamb,

never mind his wrinkled brown skin
and wrinkled brown clothes-and it
was with the most distinguished po-
likeness that he gave his order to the
butcher man:
"De madam say please to cut her
two lam chops fun de lion. subj
The butcher man jerked loin from
hook. and his customer watched him
cut into it. And a waiting woman said
to herself:
Addition forty-eleven to the litera-
ington Star.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
Congregational

Lamoille Commandery Knights Tenn
p'ais, attended the morning service,
the CongI egational Church in a body ast
Sunday morning. Rev. W. E. Baker,
preached a sermon appropriate for the
occasion, taking for his text John 20:6,
"Then cometh Simon Peter following
him, and went into the sepulcher."
In the evening the Sunday School gave
an interesting Easter concert, which was
enjoyed by large audience.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
PentecoStal

Services are being held regularly. at
the Pentecostal church. Prayer meeting
on Wednesday evening, preaching by the
pastor, Rev. c. A. Reney, every Sunday
afternoon at two o'clock. This society
is making an effort to improve their
church building and anyone who would
like to assist may communicate with
Mrs. S. Haskins.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1911-04-19
A Misinterpreted Question.

young Canadian visited Washing
ton one winter TO spend the holidays
with pretty cousin and her family.
AS he was motoring with his pretty
cousin one afternoon she said to him:
do you have reindeer in CanadaY
mo. darling" he answered quickly.
"At this season it always SHOWS"