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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-05-28

frame building upon 1t. Building associa-
lions will loan more heavily on brick than
on frame houses.
Best of all, the use of brick in residence
construction is evidence that the American
home builder Of today is giving serious
consideration to the comfort, durability and
substantial appearance of his contribution
to the Improvement of upbuilding of his
city Stability of character in a child is
fostered by the substantial quality of the
house in which he is reared.
The National Brick association is creating
a wholesome influence upon the home
builders of America.
THE Cost OF a House is the title of a
booklet, published by Sunderland 16l4
Harvey street, giving Facts and Figures"
about brick A large number of the new
buildings going up in Omaha and vicinity
this spring are OF brick and Sunderland
reports a larger demand for face brick this
season than any previous season in former
years.
Then Nebraska Telephone building has
been newly decorated by Miller & Land
gren.
The Fairmont Creamery building is being
finished with Keystone, the washable wall
finish. Barker Bros. Paint company are
furnishing the material for the above
buildings.
Reports from the Expanded Metal com
pany OF Chicago are to the effect that the
spring business has been a record breaker.
Mr.. p. c. Hern is going to build a brick
veneered residence with tile roof at Thirty
second and Center streets, the contract be-
ing awarded TO Charles A. Forslund. f. A.
Henninger, architect.
The John Hussie Hardware company re-
ports a large sale on their Acorn gas stoves
and Alaska refrigerators Quality is the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-05-28

HE origin Of doors is SO obscured
in antiquity that it is impossible
to give proper credit to the men
who invented them. 1t is known
that the first doors were made
90 .t.,,, ,,,kt,L ,,,,,o cot a., v,lara
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-05-28

watchword with this firm and it's location
outside of the high rent district enables
them to make very attractive prices. They
are making a special drive this week on
the Alaska ice cream freezer.
r. E. Long. plumber, has been doing
large amount of repair work during the last
two weeks. His business has shown a sub
stantial increase over last year.
The famous steamed cured stones made
by the Ideal Cement Stone company are
among the most popular stones now used
in Nebraska.
According to reports from the Omaha
Loan and Building association more people
will own their homes in Omaha by the end
Of the year than anybody anticipated last
summer.
c. r, Heflin, the key man, Is enjoying a
large trade His May business is the best
he has ever done.
The American weather strip is popular
this summer over Nebraska and other
western states, 1t is sold by f. H. Turney
No cessation has been noticed in the sales
of fence by the Anchor Fence company.
The hot weather of last week caused an
extra demand for awnings, and conse-
quently the business of the Omaha Tent and
Awning Co. was great.
Miller, Stewart & Beaton report a large
business for their decorating department
during May.
The plano room OF the Omaha Van and
Storage Co. has received many instruments
during the last week.
The Scott Tent and Awning Co. enjoyed a
large trade during the week because OF the
hot weather. 1t has been much larger this
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-05-28
Mr.. CLAUSEN'S BOOK
"Ths Art, Science and Sentiment OF
BODYBUILDING"

BODYBUILDING"
80 chapters, 800 illustrations. II
covers a wide range Of subjects, IN
Guiding the planning of bungalows
suburban and city homes, costing
from 5000 to $4,000. letting CON
tracts. Choosing materials, proper de-
sign of entrance, windows, IRE
places, etc. New third edition. Price.
postpaid, Sl.00.
Address, Arthur O. ClauBen, Arohi-
tect, ll36-37-3B Lumber Exchange
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-05-28

The Scott Tent and Awning Co. enjoyed a
large trade during the week because OF the
hot weather. 1t has been much larger this
month than during last May.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09

podrian eviisrsc 81 csds cuaI se eola~.
sc Ell su sitio.
Ia hemoS censUrad0 anies DE- abora Il
que agJinos sUjeios del parairo ' aIyu
nos, muy ccntados, que orupau osras
focalidadcs cn q ieairo. >c pongsu 4 AL
bar algunas pleas de las qne ioea Ia mr.
questa en- los eDtreactps, prcienJeud.
que el pilbIIoo soporte paeie1frnruf,.
esas expansiOnes mas propias d. un ei..
co que De- primer teatro de pucrio geo
Los scnorcS silbautcs Ia han e.v.d.
con el preludio del tcrccr acto d. "Te.
Prncesa del dollar, y JemueSsran VIVA
peligroSa prediIecci5D pr este u6mero.
y no. rs que 10 silben nal. pcro >ien..
pre- es prcferible or lee instr1,ment,.s
musIcaIcS: v. Sobrc tolo. suic no 49, p.
pftan. haSta Ia socicdad e~o~ interim
dloS, one NO 81 alargucu hasia 10 irGui.
to, por causa tan sin discuipa les entrs-
actoS dc las funcioneS.
DO indicanoS hace dils. " adversir ir,.s-
que Ia pollcia tieHe algo mas ruc haeer
en- 81 teatro aparte Dc disfr1Itar del 90,
pectsiculo ocupando lo,. mejorcs sitias
y eSa lenidat de las autori,ades. b.
obigad0 al Maestro I}ur&et 4 porer. eor,
|el gcsto de anorhe. terrnlno definitivo :
clertaS demaSias Porquc por modesto
que mn artiSia 81 pf,.scntc no ~ esra a..
relegarle al simple papel DE- aeom pahar-
a amos "silbants" que i fucrza DE pro
dlgar siis hahiIida,ics 81. han hcehn ,u.
lestoS i fucr de de~cort eScS con fss A..
mas, con 81 re~jo del pdblieo. aur. na
tua.mcnte, 100 paga su dincro piru .o.
portar esa> maIalcriaS
III Maestro Iurxrt h1~i lizai. Soda i.
nochc por los que qucriau lucirs~ ante
ell scleeto pGDIico de auoclic. rornpi6 lo>s
papelcs de 50 La Princess. IIizp bien.
y con clio defendio Al verdadcro p0.
blico dc la complaccncia H. lus unn~ ' d.
la groseria de- hos otro~ bravo. Mac.
tro. eSe gesto inercce un aplsu<ol
Domingo oRoZCo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Sinpdtico BsRefcIo
Maria Lujan, Soriano Viosca y Ubal-
do Fernandez.

La brevedad de Ia. temporada que
ternina ell proxiano domingo, hace que
hayan de eelebrar juntos su benefcio,
tres artistas muy valiosos de La compa
flla Fuentes: la gentillsima Maria Lu
jan y los distinguidos actores Soriano
Viosca y UbaIdo Fernandez.
Nuestro pnblico ha premiado, con
muy frecuentes y mercedes aplausos ell
trabajo siempre correcto, siempre acer
tado siempre notable de dos benefi
ciados.
Enumerar las obras en- que los tres
|se han distinguido, fuera excesiva ta
rea por nuestra parte, y no es precise
|cuando tan recIentes estan los triunfOs
|de ellos aun resuenan los aplausos
con que el ptlblico preania todas las no
ches SUI labor.
La senorita de Lujan, una DANA Jo
ven de mucho taIento, muy elegante,
|muy "chic", merece toda nuestra aten
cion y es SECURE que ell p1blico ha de
acoger con simpat1a la ocasion que Sc
le presenta para mostrar a la encanta
Idora artista, la estimation en- que la
tiene; y otro tanto hay que decir de
los senores Soriano y Fernandez, que
son, despues de Fuentes, las primeras
|fguras masculinas de la compan1a.
Ell programa escogido por los benefi
ciados, ha sido ell primer acierto, y es
de esperar que el publico responda y
haga tangibles las grandes simpatias
va exteriorizadas en- aplausos y acla
maciones..
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
{ A N A R A
SESSION DE AVER

Aver Sc discutio ampliamente el G.
B. del Consejo Executive y ell die
tamen de la Comision de la Oamara
Ell senor Georgetti apoya las enmien
das, inforano que Sc hab1an consigna
do entire otras partidas, mil dollars,
para la propaganda en- dos pueblos, con
ira la uncinariasis.
El senor Georgetti dijo que dicha pro
paganda debe hacerse por medic de mi
tins en- las plazas pIblicas q fin de que
los j1baros Sc den perfecta cuenta de
cuales son sus deberes para evitar tan
terrible enfernedad.
Los senores Trelles y Oarbonell infor
man la Resolution Conjunta, para con
donar las contribuciones, de dichos
informes, Sc deduce que hay bastante
|negligencia en ell departamento de te
sorerla
Sc pone q discussion el proyecto de
| ley electoral
Ell senior Suliveres 'explica las ennien
das introducidas a dicho bill por ell CO
mite de elecciones
En- medic de su disc1lrso es interrum
pldo pOr un senior delegado que pide
que el bill pase de nuevo al seno de la
|ComHi6n.
La moei6n es secundada y puesta
a votaci6n sc aprueba.
Ell senior Rivera informa al presiden
te que el Cmnite de trabajos no pudo
reunirse por La malana por faha de
quorum
III senior de Diego interpela los
Presidentes de las Comisiones, para
que cuantO antes presenter sus proyec
tos respectivOs, & la Ca1nara, para su
discussion.
Todos los presidentes de los Counties
mforman a la Okmara acerca de los
[trabajos veriicados.
Ell Speaker" senior de Diego, cita
para esta mahana, a las diez, al Conite
de impresos, para tratar acerca de los
proyectos de ley que deben de activar
Sc.
La session Sc lerant5 4 las cinco y me
|dia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
7 vamOS q OtrO aSunto-

7 vamos a otro asunto.
Porque nos pasamos la vida confun
dlendo los terminus, es que sc produ-
cen, 4 veces, las mas lamentables des
v1aciOnes de la opinion.
Anoche, por ejemplo, sc dijo desaca
tado Ell plblico, por una actitud del
Maestro Burset, y ell p6blico, verdadera-
mente, 10 que es el pdblico, el verdadc
70 p1blico de NADIA tiene que dolorse,
nj ha sufrido la mas ligera merma en- sus
mathematics respetos por partc del
aplaudido Maestro.
Hace va alg1n tempo que Sc vefa
venlr 10 de anoche; el lamentable es
pectaculo de anoche y porque tempo
10 previnilnos, nj nos sorprende, nj nos
indigna, pero nos causa tristesa, tristeza
de que ocurran en- San Juan cosas que
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Don Rafael Anieta

Terminates brillansements los exfJs-
dios dc perito Hcrcantil. en uno dc lss
mas acrcditados ccegios Dc Norfeams-
rica, ha regresadc ,ssa msnans en- -
"Coano''. ~ inseaigrnte joven don Rx
fael Arrieta, hijo dc uustrv czsis,ads
amigo don Francisco, impcr1ante aarI-
eultor de Toa BaiaA
FL joven Arri.sa IN terminate In em-
rrera con las mas briliantes notas. rBer~-
ciendo las caliiicacioues mas aitsx
Sea bicn vcnido. y ociban nuc<iros
parabienes tanto el rccien ilersdc eone
SIT senior padre. nuessre bpes sssire.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Domingo 0RoZCO
AnIVePSano De IA
Repdb|Ica ESpahO|a

III domingo De es1a semana, dia -
de Febrero, ceIebrarsi Ia Liga de Repu-
bIicanos Espaiiolcs. ri b aniverSario a..
la proclamation Dc Ia Rep6blica cn Es
pana- FL aeto empc1,ri 4 las frrS de la
tarde, en- el domicilio de- ~ Iaga, Luna
ID, altos, Y po,Ir;in asi~tir 4 Il tolos les
miembroS dc es,s patriddica Asociaeiiu
" los que se inscriban como tales en- 10
Secretaria de Ia misms y en- los eSiablc-
cimientos "E CicIo''. en IA confiferfsz
"El Catalan" San Francisco "a. Y go
Puerta de TERRA, casa dc don AIeiau.
dro Mendez
Seran invitados dc honor IoS r.pr,.
|sentantes dc Ia prensa. y alguno< iIu<
tres puertorriquc6os. amantc$ de In de-
mocracia espahola
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
DE- qBATR0
Ell BENEFICIO DE FUENTES

Ell eminente actor puede estar salts
fecho del eXitO de la function de anoche
Ell teatrO Sc vio como en- las grandes so
lemnidades, llenos todos los sitios.
Nuestra sociedad distinguida ocup6
tados los palcos y butacas en- las loca-
lidades atlas sc agrupaba un gran pti
blico.
All salir a escena Paco Fuentes. fue
acogldo con una larga y prolongada ova
cion. El pdblico lie aclam0 largamente.
~ mientras duro la representation de
Hamlet son incontables las ovacio-
nes recibidas por ell eminente actor.
Paco Fuentes ha hecho un acabado
un admirable estudio del tragico perso
[naJe. Ha compuesto ed tipo de un modo
|perfecto, ha entendido con vision clari
vldente la psicologia del torturado prln
cape, y de cada Erase, de cada verso. de
Icada pariamentO SAGA los mayores efec
tos, pOrque ha eStudIado ell caracte.. 10
comprende, 10 siente y 10 ha Hecado 4
domlnar.
Ell eXlto del eminente actor no ha 10
dido ser nj mas brillante nj mas dcfiui-
two.
Al finallzar tOdos los actos. fue llama
do con insistencia por los aplausos de In
mutltud y al aparecer de nuevo en- es-
cena Paco Fuentes, los aplausos adoui
ran proporciones tempestuosas de ova-
clon dellrante inacababe.
Paco tuentes fue muy festeiado Dor
sus amigos en- ell camerino Y recibi6 muv
vallosos regalos, entire estos menciona-
remos Ell del seiior Giorgetti. de mucho
valor, el de la Bolsa de Comerco Y el del
CASINO Espanol, consistente en- una bol
sa Gle plata cOnteniendo dos cientos dol
lars en- orc, que fue entregada al emj
nente actor por los secretaries del Ca
sino.
Nuestros altos elementos sociaIes
nuestro publicO tOdo ha sabido rcndir
homenaJe a los meritos del gran actor
espaloi que nos ha dado 4 conoccr en-
esta breve y brillante Temporal
Ga 10 mejor del repertoire frances. 10
meJor del repertoire espanol, v la joya
del clasico ingles, ''Hamlet.' -
Como slempre cooper6 al exito desdc
su sltio de privflegio, la notabflfsima
actrlz Antonio Arevalo que hizo una
ideal Ofelia. La espiritualidad. la be
'hleza de Antonio Arevalo encarn6 ano-
che en- la tragica nina ruba. V fue I'm
noble y alto trimfo ell que gan0 la be-
lllsima actriz.
Merecida y bravamente la aplaudi6.
Ia aclamo Ell respectable senado.
Blen canada Sc tuvo la aprObaci6n ex
preslva de que fue objeto la excclente
caracteristica seiiora Monreal que man
tuvo dlgnamente Ell caracter de la Reina
y que, como las reinas, tuvo su seuuifo
de gentiles, damas del que formaban
parte las bellas actrices sefioras Adams
|y Fernandez.
De Sorlano ViOsca y de UbaIdo Fer
nandez, no hay que decir que estuvie
ron a la altura de su reputation artist
ca que esta, por cierto, muy bien cimen
tada.
Estos dos distinguidos actores mere
cen y alcanzan siempre que trabaian
la mas franca acogida Y la aprobaci6n
mas unanime
Muy bien Valenti, ell distinguido galan
Joven, y Arevalo v Barinaga.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Il Cine de Ia Plaza

De las pelic1las que los propietarios
de este acreditado Cine han recibido
hoy de New York, Sc han escogido echo
de Las de mayor inter IS y son las que
compondran el programa de esta noche.
Todo sera novedad; mtsica, pelic1llas
y nuevas distracciones en- Ell primer sa-
Ion
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
MaxiInino Sonia
tIy Skx gY.,, l'MlN
t1i -, 8, ."!.sk&M

TIemos tenido el gusto de saludar hoy
en- San Juan, 4 nuestro amigo don Maxi
mino Soria de Toa Baja, que ha venldo
q varios asuntos importantes.
Ell saisor Sorta es natural de Madrid,
v lleye aiul muchos amos dedicado, con
..eexito. & la agricultural.
. Reciba i1uestro saiudo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del selor de Diego.

lima Resoluci6n Goncurreme no ne
easita Ia frnra del gobernador, pasta
Cle sea aprobada por las dos oamaras
Una Resolution Conjunta necesrta Id
anrohaci6n de las Camaras y la hrlna
del gobernador. 4
(Al explicsr a la Camara. Ia dlferen
IA ono media entire la Resoluclon Con
currente y IA Resolucion Con5unta')
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del senor Santoni.

En- verdaj Que en- nuestro Codlgo Pe
nal hay anomalias inverosimiles.
Entire los delitos contra la Prople
4oa fonra 81 ,naltratar I'm idiota. iSe
ha yisto anacronismo mayor.
(Al discutirse ell dlctamen del Dill
del Consejo njlnero 2O)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
0ai senor Benitez Castano.

Fin Puerto Rico los attorneys gone
rales son rllly amantes de los ensayos
en- nuestras leyes, y asi salen algunas
de elias
(Al discutirse el Proyecto del Con
sejo Ejecutivo ntrmero 20 Ell la Cana
ray
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del senor Diaz Navarro.

70 pedir1a que Sc pasara una moclon
para impedw que los miembros de las
Comisiones que no asisten elias, en-
las discusiones preliminares de los
bills, ataquen luego en- plena Camara
las enmiendas del Comite a que perte
necen. lAl 6iscutirse el bill 2O)
Ell bill 20 del Consejo no es obra del
attorney. Els ell resultado de las deli
beraciones De la Asamblea de Jueces
fiscales que Sc celebr6 en- la Forta
,leza. Y dicho proyecto es una lnlcla
tiva del senor MunoZ Morales.
Ell Puerto Rico gastamos ocho mil
dollars en- IN kil6anetro de carretera.
sin embargo, no tenemos una lcarcel
modelo. Las de ahora son verdade-
ros focos de infection en- donde los crl
minales en- vez de regenerarse Sc bum
den mas en- Ell tango.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
(Al discutirse la ley de pena de muel
Del senior Santini.

No creais que las palabras de Leon
y Castillo no estan de moda.
Hoy como aver aqul todo puede ha
cerse impuneme mente
(Al discutirse la moci0n para que Sc
nombrase Ia Comision que ha de inves
tigar. la franquicias de dos compan1as
de transportes)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del senor Suliveres.

Con Ell nuevo proyecto electoral cue
Sc nos presenta, las elecciones en- Puer
to Rico, qnedan gnerced de cualuuier
empleado snbaherno del gobierno
(Al discntirse aver el bill sobre elec
ciones.)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del senior Coll y Cuchi

FL gobierno ha gastado el ano pasa
do, en- automobiles, $4,000 dollars y pi
co. No hay duda, vivimos en- el pals
de la democracia
(Al reclbir los datos que solicito del
goblerno, en- momentos que entregaba
una copia a los reportes)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del senior Diaz Navarro

La tesorerla es uno de los departa
mentOs que mas consume del Presupues
to.
(Al discutirse aver el bill para con
donar las contribuciones.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09
Del senor Carbonell.

Yo con0zco un individuo en- Cabo Ro
jo, que hace diez amos que no paga con
tribuciones al tesoro, y posee mas de
800 cuerdas de terreno. (Sensaci6n en-
la Camara).
Palabras pronunciadas en- ell debate
sobre el bill condonando las contribu
ciones.) !a
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-09

LA administration americana es Ia
que mas necesita nuestra fscalizaci6n,
veces, nuestra protesta.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
REAL BOON TO ALL HUMANITY
Mrs. Iawgood Cannot Understand
Why One Should Not Listen to
Talk Of Other People.

'T met a man today" said Harri-
son Hawgood, who is working on a
great invention-an invention that
will be real boon to humanity If
he succeeds in perfecting it."
What is it?" asked Mrs. Hawgood
"a contrivance to put in ones ears
so that one may ride in an elevated,
a trolley car or in any other kind
of public conveyance and not have
to listen to the conversation of peo
pie who sit next to one. 1t Is so
constructed-or will be when he gets
1t perfected-that it cannot possibly
be seen, yet 1t will make 1t possible
for the wearer to get along without
hearing a word that is spoken even
by people who sit beside him or in
seats directly back or In front of
him"
We'll, but why shouldn't one wish
to hear the conversation of other
people?"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
Appropriate Garments.

There are times when the pun
much abused and poverty-stricken and
aged as it generally is, seems to justi-
fly its appearance. One day, when
Mr. Potter was trying to read a ro-
nance story to his matter-of-fact wife,
he had recourse to a pun to save his
temper.
And so the evening wore on" read
Mr.. Potter, and"
What did it wear?" inquired his
wife in her dryest tone
my dear" said Mr.. Potter, after
a scarcely perceptible hesitation, "if
you must know, it was the close of
an autumn YOUTHS Companion
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
No Place for Him.

"Cal in our lawyer" said the presl
dent of the corporation.
yes, sir" replied the vice-presi
dent. Has anything of Importance
happened?"
NO, l merely want to find out just
how far we can go without being in
danger of becoming liable to arrest.
But it seems to me, If l may say
so, we are going about as far as our
conscience should let u.s."
Conscience? Oh! Say, you'd bet
ter quit big business and go run a
Sunday school somewhere"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
WHERE HE EXPECTED TO GO
Cheerful Grocer's Clerk Makes Witty
Reply to Housewife Who Wanted
Only Fresh Goods.

Have you any country butter?" the
young housewife asked
NOM" the grocers clerk respond
ed, but we have some near-butter." "
We'll, have you any fresh leaf
lard?"
Sorry, ma'am; but I can give you
some of our finest near-lard and you
can't tell the difference
We'll, of all the stores! Could
get a glass of honey for the chill
dren?"
Erin afraid not, ma'am; but we
have some excellent near-honey."
The housewife sighed.
Dear mel" she said reproachfully.
You should be ashameN to sell so
many adulterated foods! Where do
you expect to go when you die, young
MANI"
"Near-heaven, ma'em," calmly re
sponded the clerk, as he chased a
fly away from the prunes-Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
Presenca of Mind

The burglar, having pocketed all
the loose jewelry in sight. which was
not much, roughly awoke the sleep
ers.
Il want them diamond arbobs o.
yourn, ma'am," he said.
please don't tear their out of her
ears" begged the husband; I'll de
tach them and hand them to you my
self"
"All right, sir Quick, now!"
Subsequently the burglar learned
that he had robbed the dwelling OF
Professor Presto, the magician, and
that the professor had cleyerly sub
a pair of glass limitations for
the diamond earbobs."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29

During a spring thunderstorm in
Orange county, N. Y, flock Of crows
numbering SO sought the same tree for
shelter. It was struck by lightning
and 70 OF the birds killed. There
are not more than dozen crows left
in the county. and what the boys are
going to throw stones at this sum-
mer is puzzle. They'll have to coax
the crows in from some other county
or give UP the fun Of pegging.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
One for the Clergy.

Somewhat Superior Young Minister
of the Episcopal Church-No, dear
lady, frankly, cannot persuade my
self that it would be safe to let WON
en- vote.
And what, may ask. is your rea-
son for opposing it?"
WELL dear lady, l cannot but think
that if women were to vote 1t would
make them, let us say-a little er-er
"Oh l don't know. 1t has never
had that effect upon the clergy
Life.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
UnconVerted.

"Jiblots read a pamphlet this morn
ing advocating the use of predigested
food"
Didn't he have anything better
than that to do"
NO. He was waiting to be served
a breakfast order of pork chops, to-
matoes and hot waffes."
was he frightened by what he
read in the pamphlet"
mo. He merely ordered some addi-
tional pork chops"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
bucks immunity to snake poison.

Z Experiments by NM. Billiard and
Maublant. recorded in the Complies
Rendus" Of the Biological society Of
Paris, shows that the common duck
exhibits a remarkable Indifference to
the venom OF the viper. They also
find that the owl is similarly immune.
Two of these, badly bitten on the
feet, did not seem much worse. NJ.
Billiard also finds that the domestic
cat has almost complete immunity as
regards the viper.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-06-29
On Ice.

Yes said Alkali Ike. "a couple o.
COW punchers INDUCED in a very pret-
ty scientific scrap down at Bad
Buckos yesterday"
IT'S wonderful how cool those fell
lows week under the circumstances,
remarked the eastern tourist.
Yes, they certainly have to be
kept cool, stranger. I believe, for
some reason or other, their funerals
amt to be for a couple O. days yeti
Catholic Standard and Times.