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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
Preventing a Disturbance.

Colonel Scotchem was weary. He
had had very arduous day retreating
from the enemy, and he wished to re-
coup his strength In order that he
might retreat still further on the NOR
row.
MACPHERSON" he said to his new
servant, I'm going to snatch forty
winks' sleep. Stay In my tent and
see that I'm not disturbed"
Mac saluted. Five minutes later the
shores of Colonel Scotchem were cut
short by the loud report of a gun.
Great Scott" cried the colonel,
Are the enemy upon u.s."
ma, dinna fret" replied Mac. in
sorting his head reassuringly through
the tent flap. 1T was only wee
mousie. But as l thought he might
wake you up shot him. ANSWERS.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
DOCTORS PRESCRIPTION FAILED
The GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY
PROVES ITS MERIT

lt gives me great pleasure to say good
word for DIR. kilmers Swamp Root be-
cause it has cured me of severe case of
Kidney Trouble. / had suffered for some
five years with this trouble, and more
especially for the first three months of
1909.
Physicians prescribed for me, but with
out much success, and any relief obtained
was only temporary. had severe pains
in my back and at no time was | free Of
pain. When l stopped down it was with
some difficulty that l could straighten
my body again. l could not lift any
weight of consequence without great
pain. l would be compelled to arise and
give the bladder relief A friend of mine
advised me to take DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, whereupon l wrote to DR.. kilmer
for sample bottle which SO benefited me
that / was led to believe it would be Q
great help to me. Accordingly ! pur-
chased two bottles Of Swamp-Root from
Mr.. A. p. Perry, my Druggist, and tho
effect has been truly marvellous.
l feel like . new man and have every
reason to believe that l am cured, and
that no other medicine could have accom-
plished 90 much. Now l can raise .
heavy load, can bend my back over my
desk all day, and feel none the worse for
it. In view of the foregoing facts, l
sincerely trust that this testimonial may
reach some of those who are suffering
after the manner before described and
that it may convince them that the merit
Of this great medicine should be given .
fair trial in their case.
Very truly yours,
B. A. WILSON, Agt.,
Pac. and Wells Fargo Ex Co.,
Rockdale, Texas.
You may publish this if you wish.
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Forestailed.

District Attorney ]. F. Clarke of
New York was talking about the re-
cent KIDNAPPING cases.
'kidnapers," he said, ARE apt to
disappear now. They have become
too unpopular. Why, a kidnaper is as
unpopular as widower.
Widows, now, are very attractive.
but about widower there is always
something uncanny, something almost
clammy-I mean, of course, from the
matrimonial point of view.
Il know a widower who is thinking
Of marrying again. He thought he'd
breach the matter delicately the other
morning to his little daughter, SO he
said:
"'Ah, my dear, how did love your
mother
But the little girl gave him sus-
picious look and snapped:
Say do" not did" papa"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

One Of the most remarkable proofs of
the unusual laxative merit contained in
DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin Is that 1t Is
effective not only in people In the prime
of life, but at the extremes of ages. AS
many letters are received from mothers
regarding the cures of children, rs from
men and women of sixty, seventy and
eighty years of age. 1t must be truly a
wonderful laxative.
In the cure of constipation and bowel
trouble in old people it has no equal 1t
corrects the constipation, dispels the head
ache. biliousness, gas. drowsiness after
eating, etc. People advancing in years
should see to it that their bowels move
freely. and II they do not to take DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. You can pro-
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
Will Be World Representation.

When the International Congress on
tuberculosis meets at Rome next Sep
TENDER, representatives of over thirty
national and provincial associations
organized to fight tuberculosis will be
which will be represented are the
United States, Canada. Cuba, Trinidad,
England, Wales, Ireland, Norway,
Sweden, Denmark, Russia, Germany,
Belgium, Holland, France, Switzer-
land, Portugal, Italy, Greece. Bull
garia, Hungary, Austria, New Zea-
land, Japan, Cape Colony. Argentina,
Brazil, Chile, Newfoundland, Roumania,
Uruguay and Venezuela.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
"JUST FEMINIST THE HILL"
Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a
Desire to Seek the State of
Matrimony.

The state OF Matrimony Is one Of
kissing and hugging on one side and
cradles and babies on the other. Its
chief products are population, broom
sticks and staying out at night. 1t
was discovered by Adam and Eve
while trying to find Northwest pas
sage out of Paradise The climate is
sultry until you pass the tropics of
housekeeping, when squally weather
commonly sets in with such power as
to keep all hands as cool as cucum-
bers. For the principal roads leading
to this interesting state, consult the
first pair of blue eyes you SEEK
change.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD
PERSONS BOWEL TROUBLE

long your life by healthy bowel action.
Clogged bowels invite disease. Women
about to pass the menstrual period cannot
do better than use Syrup Pepsin several
times a week until the system has set
tied to its future condition.
Among the strongest supporters Of DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsn are Mr.. w G.
Zorn Of New Decatur, Ala, and Mr..
George S. Spauding of the National Sol
diers Home, Kansas, both elderly men.
The regular size bottles can be bought of
any druggist at fifty cents and one doll
lar, but free sample bottle can be had
by sending your address to the doctor.
For the free sample address DR.. W. B.
Caldwell, pol Caldwell building, Month
cello Ill
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
Truly Wonderful Cat.

wonderful cat is that owned by
Mr. A. j. Gorringe, tradesman OF
Ditching, England. Mr. Gorringe has
bantam which lays her eggs in diff
fErent parts of the yard but his cat
never fails to find them. She takes
the egg between her teeth, places IL
on the step, and rattles the door
handle with her paws until her mis-
tress arrives to take in the egg Not
one Of the eggs has yet been broken.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
You Can Rely on ResinoI to Do Ito
Work Quickly and Perfectly.

Have been troubled with dry Ec-
zema for several months. and have
tried many different remedies. but
have gotten more relief and better re-
suits with two applications Of Resinol
Ointment than. all other remedies.
Will gladly recommend it whenever
and wherever can. A. E. Hatch. ID.
D. S., Cleveland, Ohio. Resinol Olnte
ment is for sale at all drug stores.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
KEEP KITCHEN CLEAN
!, 40 ROOM IS CLUTTER AND
|" n,,sT MORE UNsANITARY.
- ee Times for Each Cleaning
sn0s .. Besides Ordinary Daily
c,.,n,na-UtensiIs Should Be
keut Immediately Clean.

..o,obt Of an untidy kitchen
. .bborrent TO the good housekeepei
~ trouble lies with being more . aDie
~. .at dirt and scold about it than
rules for its prevention.
vhen a new maid arrives the mis-
.hould tell her explicitly how
ute. the work managed. instead
wing Il expect your kitchen to be
Sn.-s should be times for each
.,..,lne process, besides the ordinary
IN. cleaning up. Every girl should
: .. made to sweep up the kitchen floor
J. I..st once a day, preferably after
...h meal. to wash off tabletops ana
~ after every dish-washing time
IA 70 dust thoroughly each morning.
:. ~ room Of the house Is clutter
"a dust more unsanitary. yet little
.....s,on Is often paid to systematic
sss.,r. n II Sometimes this Is due
= ,aek Of provision. Every kitchen
.hould b, equipped with a broom roll
!, hrush and pan, dustless busters,
scrubbing brushes, chamois skins' pan
e,d scrub cloths Of its own.
Many cooks will wipe up Kitchen
Mi. With the same cloth used for the
~, or worse yet, with the dish
soth. For this reason have sets OF
s,eths distinct in color, for each OPP
sntiop and there is no excuse Tor
-,r,he them. The same holds good
4 brushes; there should be sink
NH. another for vegetables, third
~ table tops and fourth for floors.
llso have mops of different size and
lhckness to use on pots. pans ana
bottles.
TIA care Of a. kitchen floor depends
mon the material with which 1t is
eusred. II there is good quality OF
inoleum on It work is simplified, as
hyond daily brushing up it will only
(ssed semiweekly scrubbing with
aim milk. Never use soap on limo
Isum. To brighten rub with a cloth
ri IN linseed oil after the floor has
leen washed up and well dried.
A bare floor is liked by some be-
eause It, can be scrubbed hard with
eosp and water. II tablespoonful OF
tsfossne is added to the pail of wa
II ta the scrubbing will be more quick
/ b done. Where the water is hard 1t
should be softened with borax or am
nonia.
4 vanished floor can be cleaned
more easily II sprinkled with coarse
salt, which is allowed to stand for
feW minutes then brushed up with
Doft broom.
Tile floors should be washed up
With water. then rinsed with skim
MIX. An occasional treatment of lin
red oil will keep luster in the tiles.
Keep three white barred muslin cur
Tins for each kitchen window far
hsQuent changes. Have windows
deened inside and out once a week.
/ y not use soap. A tablespoonful of
ammonia to gallon of hot water will
cse quick polish. Use two cloths
md finish with channels or tissue pa
-.
h Utensils must be kept polished. For
eoppef use soap applied with damp
dcm then sprinkle .thickly with
ocsaxs 4 you have no regular copper
podsh Brass can be cleaned by be-
moistened with kerosene then
unoeo with . paste of powdered
s.al1 ana lemon Juice. and polished
n'a charncis. Boil tin utensils occa-
aiv 10 strong soda water, and II
.s3ee rub with lard and let stand be.
ias saahing.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
ITCHED so COULD NOT SLEEP

II suffered from the early part Of
December until nearly the beginning
of March with severe skin eruptions
on my face and scalp. At first
treated 1t as a trivial matter. But
after having used CASTLE soap, medi-
Gated washrags, cold cream, vanish
ing cream, ETC., found no relief what
ever. After that | diagnosed my case
as eczema, because of its dry, scaly
appearance. The itching and burning
OF my scalp became SO intense that
thought l should go mad, having not
slept regularly for months past, only
at intervals, waking up now and then
because of the burning and itching OF
my skin. Having read different tes-
timonials of cures by the Cuticura
Remedies, decided to purchase box
of Cuticura Ointment and a cake Of
Cuticura Soap. After using them for
few days 1 recognized marked
change in my condition. l bought
about two boxes of Cuticura Ointment
and five cakes Of Cuticura Soap in all,
and after few days l was entirely
free from the itching and burning.
My eczema was entirely cured, all
due to using Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment daily. Hereafter I will never
be without CAKE of Cuticura Soap on
my washstand. l highly recommend
the Cuticura Remedies to anyone sui.
fering from similar skin eruptions and
hope you will publish my letter so
that others may learn of Cuticura
Remedies and be cured" (Signed)
David M. Shaw, care Paymaster, Pier
IS, n. R., New York City, June 3, 1910.
Cuticura Remedies sold everywhere.
Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp,
Boston, for free book on skin and
scalp troubles.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
"SPOHN'S.o

This il the name CT the greatest Of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye. Hesves.
and the like among all ages Of horses Sold
by Druggists Harness Makers or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and ST 90 bottle
Agents wanted Send for free book Spohn
Medical Co. Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen. Ind
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

First Passenger-So you're a base
ball umpire, Ell? I'm a banker, and
guess it's been 20 years since l was
inside Of baseball grounds.
Second Passenger-Well, I guess
It's been about 20 years since l was
inside of a bank.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
Scrappie.

oae ana one-half pounds of beef and
an pound of pork; boil them to-
ss1 ana season with salt, pepper.
.. ssse; drain and chop fine. Then
e g me liquor corn meal. as you
0a1 Ior mush; add seasoned meat,
nc'd slice. and fry.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
Veal Loaf.

1o pounds Of chopped veal. u
g SALT pork chopped fine. 4
snolespooRs of bread crumbs. 4
q MIX. lh teaspoons salt, 8 tea.
= q sage. ~ teaspoons OF black
& Mix thoroughly. put into 4
paa. spread the top with but,
= ~ bake 3 hours.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
An IndividuaIist.

The reason for the individual drink
ing cup had been explained again and
again to the children and they had
become sturdy supporters of the
idea.
So 1t was not surprising to hear
Henry calling: Ma, ma! Melville's
got my individual APPLE"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Prove What Swamp.Root Win Do For You

Send to DR.. kilmer 4 Co., Bingham
ton, n Y, for q sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
. booklet of valuable information, telling
al about the kidneys and bladder When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

There is an ancient saying, famous
among men, that thou shouldst not
Judge fully Of mans life before he
dieth, whether it should be called
blest or hed-Sophocles
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

4 = fsw stalks Of celery bo,,
& = pepper and salt to taste:
II. vasee; add one quart OF
I pgtter size OF an egg:
g aosr and water.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

z 2. p s. = SssFbsttoW Icing.
.o elps sugar and one-half cup
q am 4 spins a thread. Pour
80 the well-beaten whites Of
Deatiag constantly. When
- ] onshalf pound marshmallows
soef pieces with scissors. The
old not melt in icing, which
= yery light and fluffy.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Neep the Neck Smooth,
H. arops Of olive oil firmly
q the skin of neck and chin
: :, esr night will keep wrinkles
~ oil remain over night.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
ChiiIsome.

II once proposed to girl in a
conservatory"
with what result?"
"A lot of expensive plants were nipt
by frost. Washington Herald.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy
Cures Coughs, Colds. Group and Whooping
Cough and all throat and lung troubles. At
druggists, 25c, SOC and 81 90 per bottle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

The pleasure of love is in loving
We are happier in the passion we feel
than in that We inspire.-Francis Duo
de Rochefaucauld
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Away with these cemeteries of
stone; they are indecent; let me fade
into the anonymous grass!
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Plants have movement without will
animals have the will to live. human
beings have the Will to live divinely.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Good breeding is benevolence in
trif1es, or the preference of others to
ourselves in the little daily occurrences
of life.-Chatham.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Garfield Tea assists overworked digestive
organs, corrects constipation. cleanses the
system and rids the blood of impurities.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Full life exists In three Dimensions,
art in two. and science In one: like .
solid, a superflcies, and q line.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

You are not treating yourself or your
family fairly if YOU don't keep Hamlins
Wizard Oil in the house It's the best
substitute for family doctor and a mighty
good friend in case Of emergency.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Reducing the waits between tn
acts will not tighten heavy play.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

The proper time to do thing Is
when it should be done.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify
the blood and cleanse the system.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Take Garfield Tea to overcome constipa
ton, cleanse system and maintain health
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

A woman who has nose for news
usually has chin for telling 1t.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes
Prevents Infection-Murine Eye Salve
In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine.
Ask Druggists for New Size 25c. VAL
liable Eye Book in Each Package.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13

Tho better you behave tho better
you'll get along. Now, try 1t.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1911-05-13
Kill tho Files Now and Keep

disease away. A DAISY FLY KILLER
will do it. Kills thousands. Lasts all season.
Ask your dealer, or send 2oc to H. SOM
ERS, $50 DeKalb Ave-, Brooklyn, n. Y.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-04

A wish once expressed Is accomplished.
He needs just to motion, that's all.
He owns town house that's pail
ace, another one down by the sea-
Ills yacht Is a real ocean line. as
costly as steam craft can be.
billion in wealth behind him.
Before him his rivals sand dumb
The credit of nations a-plenty depends
on the turn of his thumb.
He stands quite alone with his mon
ey,
There's no one whom he can call
friend,
Alone with his power and his splen-
dor.
Alone with his gold to the end.
He's bought up whole counties. and
turned them to parks, as personal
within,
Played checkers with railroads, and
magnates and taught them to come.
and see him.
He's toyed with the market for pleas-
ure, made paupers and new Million
aires
And furnished much food for cartoon
lists, a typical man of affairs.
The vast horde of his fellow beings,
he towers like a giant above,
But that which is greatest he misses,
The thing that he can't buy is love-
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Daddy 'sBedtirne
@. The aniteful Old
ACTOlV- WteAs Magic
epeetseles

EAR Dear 5aek axaiasa aaaaF tABk ysa ana RvgR as
81 have put hlHe sPaataeles this PaeEaiRgS
- Things had hight far the elaR
taie thaF hag tell their father wheH got hame
that evening
HWAaf hHe KPeeaeRss asked dask.
SWELL FIJI te rev starry began aaaaF n9Rse there Hla f
that wandered a#aE off am Der AVA part as Rd presently
the easia hiG WFeh
when hs fFFbRF
castle she quite tired Che aa witch RaaERs on wiada
she aiWys watching the neghhaF the eakaut
when sha say little Aya ttns an he hehng tbs haa
WheFa the old witch RsRea h hFe9sk WeH she ng
a sh weH Right aa#R aa skaa the g g eae and bare
Fea With bee.
nFat Azaea aaa Fak faF saa aswavap haaw
fairy drinks #he aa Weh pressing
evaF that Azaaa Thought she Wania aRa rest
nFhe witch brought pHt All her Rksts ana Showed
GhR WpHAeFel things but interested
glasses
through stana vail said fhe WIlcA;
ncaF sa fhR faiFF Phe walls
witch salf quits safe Feipg this hprra
let hase WitGh,
Gapped the AzaeaH
EhE thaR ls8kF fFieG
Everything IaokRA Qked
ghe wished to WEAR fhe zBaea
Fairy AEslaa WaFe che 2ssa ham Aana She haa
speetanies seemed good anything
What ai the pfay he wondered
hasFe per Then + didat s ts ry queen long ana hs
Mg but should bare
them hsF saaqd believe h Hus bare eH
waarng aemahang maeh Aks thgB.a 81 S. @
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-04
HELP THE SHOP GIRLS.


II is none too early to commence
yuletide shopping.
The plea for early shopping is not
advocated by merchants merely for
advertising purposes-or to increase
sales. The movement in all parts of
the United States is humanitarian
one. Thousands or young girls
throughout the country are complete
~ worn out on Christmas day because
OF the eleventh hour rush. The holi-
day season. more than any other. is a
time at which the welfare of others
should be considered. Merchants are
compelled to keep their establishments
open for the holiday season-and the
rush 10 calculated to exhaust both
clerks and customers.
Remember that the working men and
women in the great stores of the city
are entitled to consideration. In this
way the shopping public win not only
confer benefits upon itself-but viii
make happy others who will take a
much needed rest on Christmas day.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-04
uNDRAWN POULTRY.

To The Forum: The sale OF un-
drawn poultry is held in direct viola
ton of the food law of this state. The
conspicuous offenders are among the
dealers in Fargo. some. but not all,
of whom are not attempting to live
up to the spirit OF the law. but find
means whereby they can as fully as
possible evade the true purpose of the
statute.
The law specifically says that a
product is adulterated: IF it con-
sists wholly or in part of diseased,
decomposed, filthy, putrid animal or
vegetable substance" Who can say
or who will attempt to defend that the
contents of the intestine are not filthy,
decomposed or putrid animal or vege-
table substance?
Dealers who persist in handling
poultry in this way are not entitled
to the trade and support of their
community, but those who attempt to
comply with the spirit of the law and
furnish clean, sanitary and pure prod
ucts should receive the patronage OF
the public,
This may be considered as serving
final notice that this department will
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-12-04
OUR MEAT SUPPLY.


Uncle Sam has just completed an
inventory Of the nations larder and
finds that during 1909 the people OF the
U. $. consumed 4.sS5, $3.50 pounds Of
beef, 4.ss1,772.760 pounds of pork. 1884,
231,702 pounds of veal 4s5, AGO, $40
pounds of mutton and 257,s1s,7s4
pounds of fresh meat not otherwise
specified. This makes a total of o.
704,07s,774 pounds of meat consumed
during 1909--which is a little less than
100 pounds per capita. Making a
reasonable allowance for infants and
others who do not eat meat--the aver
age adult probably consumes 200
pounds OF meat per annum. 1t is inn
possible to escape the conclusion that
Americans are carnivorous animals.
When Uncle Sam cooks a meal he
must butcher 10.6ss head of beeves,
Ss,sss head of hogs. s.410 head of
sheep--to make no mention of fowls
fish and ali meats not otherwise speci-
fed.
When Uncle Sam wants to surprise
the nation with good Sunday dinner
he usually goes to his North Dakota
harnyard for the meats.