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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

the ostrich tin broken gus lengths Of
canvas sheetng and coal and chunks
and said That fowl will diel" a
THE HAPPY gloomy the keeper reply THAT
OSTRICH while seating himself bench is happiest
eating brick or monkey And yet
oc as happy az steer ne never has the collie and sheds
Dame Nature has designed him
would surely him breakfast food know his health
lasting know he feels all
appte Those
along faddst loom up the thong and urge
that live shredded
mia denared whey Ihere DO trouble inside that crit
until him chewing fadda fancy chop hold
remarked the keeper that birds
grim old and live as ogagan
which they designed let that eat solder and rocks and
on rhd' t'i- ItAsaKlMS
.s=.;a W. .sS l0ask>ls.ov
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reached her eighty-fifth birthday, 10
one OF the pathetic figures Of history,
Her situation cannot be compared
with Sultan Abdul Hands. He Is shut
up In a prison at Salonica and MS
inilers are so silent that hardly
word about him reaches the outside
world. But Empress Eugene has lost
both husband and only son, Is dear
and feeble and has outliyed almost all
the persons who knew her in the days
when she was reigning empress
She has probably outlived the Nspo.
lsonic dynasty also Since the col
lapse of the empire of Napoleon Ill
the French people would hardly turn
to another Napoleon except as last
resort.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
LIKE RAT IN A TRAP
EMPEROR PAUL OF RUSSIA WAS
KILLED az CONSIDERATIONS. "
Courage OF AssassIns Was Keyed W
by Liberal Potations Of Cham. :
pagns--Office Get Revenge
on Tyrant Monarch.

The blow was to- be struck on the
18th of March. Platon Zouboy gave .
supper on that evening. and all the gen
erals and officers who were In the con,
spiracy were invited Champagne was
drunk freely and great excitement
prevailed.
At IL: 30 Pahlen returned and asked
II everything was ready. Yes, was the
reply. Al midnight the conspirators.
divided into two groups, marched to-
wards the palace. Arrived at the pal
ace, the first band marched towards
the emperor's dressing room. adjoini
ing his bedroom, whilst Pahlen went
to the apartments of the empress and
arousing the lady-in-waiting, told her
to inform Maria Eodorovna.
The noise. however, awoke the EN-,
peror. He jumped out Of bed and
made for secret door which com.
municated with the empress's apart
ments. But he himself had previous
ly ordered this door to be locked. and
whether 1t was that the key was not
In the lock or that he could not find
It In his excitement. be was caught
like a mouse In trap.
The emperor Of all the Russias, who,
only a few hours before. had terror
lied vast empire and held millions
in trembling sway. crept into chin
ney to hide himself. Entering the
room and finding the bed empty the
conspirators thought that the en-
peror had escaped. Some, like Zouboy,
lost courage and wished to retire. but
General Bennigsen checked him. and,
searching the room, discovered Paul
In the chimney. They dragged him
down by the legs. He was shivering
and speechless
At that moment Bibikov, command
Ing section Of the soldiers of the
Semenovsky Regiment, arrived In the
anteroom. The conspirators, on hear
ing the noise, were again frightened
and Bennigsen rushed out to see what
was happening. Paul was now loudly
shouting for help and trying to escape
The conspirators. maddened by their
furious hatred of the tyrant and by
their fear OF danger, struggled to hold
him back. Zoubov struck Paul with
his tabatiere. Several officers threw
themselves on the desperate emperor
and one of them removed his scarf
and tied 1t around the autocrat's
throat. Paul still resisted for while,
but they frightened the knot and when
Bennigsen returned he was met with
the words, 1T is done" Paul had
breathed his last.
The officers whom he had tortured
for four years had taken their re-
venge.-From Rappopor's "The Curse
of the Romanovs."
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

After all, we have some modern
equivalents of what the giadiatorial
games meant to the ancient Romans
An umpire In New York was shot the
other day at a baseball game and his
sssailant beaten into Inconsistencies
with a baseball bat Ii is true that
the killing OF umpires is not sane
toned by the law, as was that of the
GLAD iators, but. perhaps. it Is the more
q yed for being forbidden amuse'
mSAL.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
How Cairo Compares.

Cairo is credited with spending
$4,000 annually for public health
purposes in an article in the current
issue Of The Illinois Statesman,
written by Edward R. Brauson.
In the article the writer declares
the people of Illinois are unmindful
of the question of sanitation, and he
also charges most cities make
"ridiculously small appropriations
for this necessary work.
statistics show that" he says,
"in most of the cities Of Illinois, the
annual appropriation for public
health purposes is ridiculously small.
The city of Alton, comprising pop
ulation of $4,000 makes yearly ap-
preparation of $500 and like
amount is expended by the city of
Ottawa, which. however, has about
half the population of the first-nam-
ed place Urbana, with 10000 in
habitants, devoted $500 year to
this purpose. Aurora, with popu-
lation of $4,000 has no appropria-
ton, and the same conditions exist
with respect to number Of cities OF
smaller size, such as Beardstown,
Carbondale. Charleston, Collinsville,
Dixon, DuQuoin. Edwardsville, Her
rim, Jerseyville. Mount Vernon and
Sterling. The city of Belvidere, with
5000 inhabitants, appropriates $3.50
a year to the work, while Blue Is
land, containing population of TO-
900 provides an annual sum Of $19S
Carrollton and Pana each afford
500 a year Considerably larger
amounts, however, are allowed by
some of larger amounts. however,
are allowed by some of the Illinois
cities. Cairo sets aside, for this de-
partment. the sum of $4,000; DAN
vile, $4,000; Freeport, $4,000; Ell
gin, $3.50; Evanston, $3.50 De-
catur, $4,000; DeKalb, $1,000; Chi
cago Heights, $1,000 and Waukegan,
$1,000; while in few other locoli-
ties the appropriation is far greater.
East st. Louis. for example, makes
an allowance OF $4,000: Moline,
an allowance of $4,000; Moline,
$4,000; Peoria, 1864; Rock Is
land. $3.50 and Springfield, $4,000.
"The salaries Of the health officers
in most of the Illinois cities outside
OF Chicago are pitifully meagre and
In no case is II commensurate with
the Importance of the work involved
In not few OF the smaller cities
and towns no compensation what
ever Is allowed. Among this number
may be mentioned Carbonate, De
Kalb. Carlinville. DuQuoin, Collins
file. Edwardsville, Waukegan an,
Jerseyville In others the remuner
alton does not exceed 5000 To thi
class belong Chester, where tn
yearly salary is s24; Mount Vernon
whose health officer receives $25
Pana, allowing $40 annually; Ster
ling, Carrolton and Charleston, wit
an. allowance of $50 each; Cairo
where the officers pay Is $72
Beardstown, providing for a con
pensatlon OF 800; Belvidere an
Herrin. paying $3.50 each; Pekil
where the salary is $3.50; and Gale
burg, Urbana and Canton, in eac
OF which cities the sum award'
the health officer is 5000. In OFT
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
Metal Princes.

Metal frirges are being much EN-.
ployed on evening dresses. These
are made from bullion cords, and are
In both the bright gold and silver and
In the darker antique metals. Retail.
ers unquestionably will have big
call throughout the fall and winter
season for fringes In similar effects.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

who Is a bad little girl?" said .
friend Of ours playfplly to wee thing
in frock and pantalets. just now Il
am bad GIRL" wigs the naive reply.
"Oh. no. you are not bad little grit"
"Yeth | am persisted the little one.
Then tell me why you are bad
girl" "Bscauthe I'm boyls an1
swsred the wee. rascal. 4 4-.4.4EAk.s-S
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
Grouchy.

Yes" said the clerk, "if It wasn't
for several severe attacks of dys-
pepsia Id have a good paying Job
by now"
Il didn't know you suffered from
dyspepsia"
oh. my, yes! My boss has had
an attack of 1t every time I applied
for raise."-Catholie Standard and
Times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
Not the Proper Word.

Tommy" said the teacher, your
face needs washing badly"
Il beg your pardon. ma'am," said
Tommys little sister who had been
spending six weeks In Boston with
her aunt. ut appears to me that wash.
ing badly is not what Tommy's face
needs. II may say 30. 1t has been
badly washed. He did It himself. Just
before we started for school,"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
In a Bad Way.

In 4 Bad Way.
Doctor I'm sick man"
How is your appetizer"
Great"
DO you sleep well at night!
Eight hours and never turn over"
How do you feel In the daytime?"
We'll enough"
Then, why do you think you are a
sick man."
i don't seem able to guy the UNI
pire any more"
What you need Is an ocean voy-
age"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
veqstabIe Wool Of AbyssInls.

A variety OF cotton referred to BY
the ancients who Visited Abyssinia az
vegetable wool" is still grown there
The methods employed by the natives
in cultivating, spinning and weaving
are most primitive. and have been it-
tie improved in hundreds of years.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

You don't seem to admire Lang.
ley"
No, I admit that I don't think
such OF him"
What's the matter with him? Have
you ever known him to do anything
crooked?"
Il have never known of anything
wrong that he has done, but he Is
one of these people to whom 1t Is
frequently necessary to give the
benefit OF the doubt"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
A LouicaI Conclusion,

Poor little jamie had caught bad
cold and his fevered joints were I'M,
pleasantly stir in consequence. II
think" he sighed, that somebody
must have put starch into the water
Of my bath"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

TICKLE fashion has again made a
right-about.face. Last year, fem
mime headwear was all breadth,
this year 1t is height; very
broad brims were the vogue In 1910.
exceedingly narrow brims the vogue
In 1911 Milliners have reverted to
1850 models for their CONNECTIONS tor
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
Uses for Salt.

A little salt rubbed on the cups Will
take off tea stains. Use salt and
water to clean willow furniture. APP
ply with brush and rub dry. a
small quantity of salt put into white
wash will make 1t stick better.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
subterranean Aquatic Life.

The French Academy Of Science
has been asked to utilize a subter-
ranean river at Lot for the study of
aquatic animals for many generations
out Of the reach Of sunlight.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
To Make Relation Attractive.

II wish knew some way to make
religion more attractive to the mass.
es." why not have ., description OF
heaven written by one Of these men
who write descriptions OF summer 70
sorts for the railroadsf"
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

In accounting for aonormaliy not
weather Halley's comet Is involved.
The gulf stream did great work for
4 long time. but nobody hears of 1t
now.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
Circulation Statement.

Average Number Of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the
year 1910 .............. 22si
Average number of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during the
month of July, 1911. e. 2094
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
July Circulation.

81. 1USJ
The above Is a correct statement
Of the circulation of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month of July, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN.
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this Sd day of August. 1911.
LEO. J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

Louis XIV. iaquette in shot blue and
black taffetas, with plain white linen
collar. White linen hat with bows OF
the taffetas.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05
PrinceLY hospltailtx.

The new King Of Slam Vajirayudh.
was educated at Oxford university.
England. The Washington Star has
an anecdote from the lips Of one who
knew him there.
''vajiravudh was a pleasant, hospit:
able lad. but not a very brilliant stu.
dent, remember him saying to me
one night: (,
"'Dtne with me tomorrow at the
Mitre, will your
Cant old man. answered. I'm
going to see Hamlet"
Bring him along, said vajiravudh. y
Youths Companion.
The Sweet Thing.
Clara--He says he thinks ! am the
incest girl in town. Shall I ask him
to call? Sarah--No, dear; let him
keep ON thinking so.--Town Topics.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-05

the coming autumn, as this picture.
showing hat of typical kind. goes
to prove
The hat Is of silk beaver. trimmed
with a broad velvet band and tall
plulae of uncurled ostrich. They come
in several colors. black. brown. grey,
golden and so on.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

II men would remember that wO-
men can't always be smiling. who
have to cook the dinner. answer
the bell half a dozen times. &c;
rid Of a neighbOr who has dropped
in. tend to a sick baby. tie up the
cut finger OF a twO-year-old. gath
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

DeaAAue%e NAnnul DC NurtN
by local applications. as they can
not reach the diseased portion OF
the ear. There is only one way
to cure deafness. and that is ~
constitutional remedies Deafness
Is caused BY an inflamed condition
OF the mucous lining Of the EnstaeA-
ian Tube When this tube Is in
famed you have = rambling sound
NJ imperfect hearing. and when II
Is entirely closed. Deafness is the,
result, and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube re
stored 70 its normal condition hear
ing viii be destroyed forever; nine
cases out Of ten are caused b.
Catarrh. which Is nothing but an In
famed condition Of the mucous sur
faces.
We viii give One Hundred Dollar
for any case Of Deafness. caused
b. eatarrh. that cannot be cured
By Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars. free +. J. CHENEY &
CO. TOldeo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75e.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

Obstruction Of idOlatry into what Gas
once the territory Of the ten tribes.
north Of his kingdom
n1ialaIss - Assume rhaa Wild oats
Must First % Sewn
What q force there 4 IN our text
-Rsmember now thy Creator IN the
days Of thy yOuthr What = great
mistake some parents make In assum-
ing that their children must have an
oxperisncs IN sowing Wild oats Be
FIRE they VIII b prepared 10 appreci-
ate righteOusness and become its SEW
anfsl This thought b rejected upon
TIE minds Of the young. both male
and female. rarely do they SEEK to i've
b. q higher standard thaa that ex-
pected Of them By their parents or
RuardianA We have known sanity
mothsrs 10 Enthusiastically lay snares
f1r the feet Of their children By In
troducing them to ways of the world
N which they themselves would not
walk Their expressed sentiment was.
Il must not put upon these children
the weight Of the cross. nor expect Of
them saintship. n ever they become
truly eonsecrated saints Of God they
WI then know the trials Of the mar
row way and have plenty Of them
Alasl such Christian mothers have
fhilsd to gasp the situation property.
They have failed to realize that. At
fhe present time. there h no real hap
piness IN the world except IN the mar
row way
a Certain Simplicity snd Honesty In
the Mind Of EvsE1 Child
or the few who do ind the narrow
way after having walked In the broad
ruad their paint i. -0h. why did l
not earlier md the way Of the Lord.
the way OF Truth. joy peace and hap
pinessr
Notwithstanding the ceprSvity with
which. al HrssDnn. There appears to
Be eertain simplicity and honesty In
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21
OBITUARY.

Oath visited the home Of Ms
Nancy Adkins and took from her.
her beloved husband. Those two
aged people have been together
quite tine and have lived happy
every isnos their marriage about
IS years Uncle Hiram. as he
vas usually called. vas a good cit
izsn Of his country. His age SO
years. s months. rs days. died July
;. 1871. He leaves a dear old
companion and four children 10
mourn for him. John. Jesse.
zeigler and Jonah. No ther an d
children he has gone from you.
he cannot return. but you can go
C. him Do as you promised your
father and you viii meet him in
Heaven. where there viii nevermore
'1|lspy sorrow OF death. He vas
sul Christian and died re-
RIGA.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

Drop by drop the offensive dis.
charge caused By Nasal Catarrh
falls from the back OF the nose in
to the throat, setting up an inflam-
nation that 5 likely to mean Chron
&c Bronchitis The most satisfac,o-
ry remedy for catarrh is Ely's Gre
am Balm, and the relief that fol-
lows even the first application
cannot be told in wOrs. Don't SUI
fer day longer from the disoom-
fort os Nasal catarrh. Cream Balm
is sold by all druggists for SO cents
Or nailOd by Ely Bros. Sc Warren
street. Now YORK.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

er nm the piavthiues OF a four.year
old tie up the head Of six-
year-old ON skates ana eat an
eight-year-old ready for school 10
say nothing OF sWeepinK cleaning
etc A woman with an the.e 10
contend with may claim IL a priy-
nege to look and feel a little tir-
ed sometimes. and a word OF sym-
patty would not Be too much 10
to expect from the man who dur
ing the honeymoon wouldn't let
her carry. as much as n sunshade.
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90 80
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1. ,De,,,.hlo 1890. $50. a.
a.sh n, .,t,ho,, ,do,,i,. a., :,
o,her. svnn.,hv ~, - ,,n,h,..
shonla alw.x. ~ ave, .,on. .,,,h,
wb., haln g no.sih,. M, ~
a. man, $1,000. 80. s.n.,.,,I,, 4,
thsir own f.m,I,os 40, - wn,.n
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.s,Bv. 49, - 49,, .,,,,,,.,. -
r.nisI .mon- s,r,nv.r. 80 $50
r..sv v,,h /, Dl.,..n, ..,A.nl vo,..
Tor ever, $40 rs,d.-.d !,
thew can 49, ,hoya ,hstr d,.,on-
asnci.. In the nrss.,c !, $500.
err Win ,er.is,en, ss,or, ,hsv
can stay above them M hona IN
they NAV IN the end forr.,s , ray, q,
them. an leaSt IN finding how much
better they are liked bv those
around time n Won would mass
successfully through itfs war n
bright face and a nleasing nanps,
even though they NAV son.,,ns.
mask a heavy heart
II Il paipfuI N reaa the nar,icu.
lars Of he numerous a,vo-c. anti.
that I'M the column. az the a,iIv
papers Many Of these sad even,s
are from GOOD home. ara az. ,n,a,-
ested parties stand btvh IN .os,.l
life ana no, . saw a. .h,-.h No.
This separation between bush.na
ana wtso !. ono :, ~. "a -.s-.-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

for the ORal Of Je
rusalem
ne temple OF
the Lord was re-
paired and cleans
ed Of all its idOla-
trous dehlements
and worship and
praise therein 10
tie Almighty was
restored More
than hts the
king extended his
funuence for the
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21
EsOLuTI0xs

Where's our Heavenly Father
has graciousiy permitted Us 70 as
sembIe again in annual session Of
this Lawrence County Sunday Schoo
Convention. be II resolvel
LIST. That We. the people OF Law
renee county tender our thanks and
appreciation TO our county president
Tor his splendid vork during the
past year and that We recognize
his efficiency not only in the field,
but A. an executive officer also;
that ne appreciate the good work
of our county secretary which be
has done in spite OF great Obsta-
eles and that Ne sender TO him
our sympathy in adverse condition:
that Ne appreciate the good work
OF the district officers. and SUNDAY
school workers in general. and
that We hereby covenant with odT
officers and with each other to be
more loyal to the work during the
coming year than in the past
nd. That We appreciate The cor
sidsration and interest shown in
this convention BY the Misses Cart
wright and Gould by postponing the
opening OF their meeting on &C
count Of this convention.
srd. That We Recommend that As
many as possible attend the State
Convention 10 be held in Louis
vile in OctOber.
4th. That We urgently recommend
the establishing Of Teachers Train
ing Glasses in every community.
9TH, That We respectfully ne
quest the County Board OF Educa.
ton OF Lawrence oOuny. TO re
peal their order respecting the lin
tied use Of school houses for relig.
iOus purposes.
9Th. That there be held in this
county at a suitable time this
fall. a Sunday School Institute to
be in charge Of Sunday School en-.
perts.
It'll. That We recognize. With deeT
appreciation. the long and effi-sen'
services Of our honorable e1-presi-
dent, r 7. Burns. and that the
splendid condition Of our Sunday
School work in this county Is. in
tons and influence. and that VI
Srge measure. due to his exe:-
tons and influence. and that Ne
hereby tender to him a sots o;
thanks. and express the hope thai
he may Jet have many more year.
Of usefulness and enjoyment be
fore the time shall come for his
final reward
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L N. C0PLEY.
MRS. CHILT OSBORN.

NO-AAAAAcG On AGS1A4AAOA
We. your committee on nOmina-
tons present the following report:
President. NJ S, Burns. first V,
Pres. Augustus Snyder. second v
Pres. C. B, Ross; Secretary. o. J,
Vaughan; Asst. Secretary. W. J.
Vaughan; Supt Elementary Dept
Ms s J. Pieklesimer: intermediate
W. J. Vaughan; Adult. j. B. Nc
Clure; Educational. Z N. Eennison,
Visitation. c. E Hensley: organiza.
ton. H. c, sullivan
F. HARDIN.
L D. BoGGS.
W. L REID.
Committee.
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- ~a- -
"NG MANAsSEH cur last
lesson had . bad On. Anon
III who rsigned but two years.
and was murd7 red By his
eourtisrs IN his own pal9 ee His son.
josiah. the central agqfe Of today's
study. became king IN h 5 eighth year.
By the time he was stHfeen his heart
had begun 70 seek afta and 10 desire
% serve the Almighty God BY the
time be was twenty b religious con
viefions were 80 deep land nxed and
his authority As knt 80 in his own
hands that he dared Il begin the work
q reformation The Idols and their
temples and grOve3 for idOlatrOus
worship were destrdyed The valley
q Hlnnom. As alres6y suggested vas
desecrafed and made 4 dumpingsplaee
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1911-07-21

nor = II necessity always that tnere
snall Dc . preceptor. Al umes. under
Soos proFioenee. the messSge nun
On Hlgn reaches me heart and draSs
Il win seemingly nfle resistance- Inc
hollovness OF me : peroeiysd me
need OF VISION nom on High : reeos
nined ana perhaps oy the servant
PernAps tnreagn parental instrueIlon-
perhaps through the eOu1seis on q
niend pernaps ~ traet o. ooo<.
TIE yOung heart Is shown the way OF
wisdom and Is pointed 10 the Lord