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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

THE sabsenbsr HEREBY gives notice thn
tratvix OF The estate OF
EU0ENE r. sANBoRN. late of BUCKS
PORT.
in the county Of Rancc3k. deceased, and sissa
bonAs ~ thelsW oirecta All persons nAvinf
demands against The estate OF said dsee.s%.
are asetsed 70 presset ths same for settle nsps =
.aks payment inssdiatsiy. s,o.,.
Dseksport. July u, 1911.
THE suhscrfbsss hereDy give notice .ss.
u they have beon duly appointed exeeo'"'
q The iass Will ard testament Of
AUoUaTus O. SAVAGE. late OF aous'
DEsERr,
IN the county AZ Hancoek. deceased, no o'IIi
being ssquifed b. the terms Of said VIII. ... a.
peTsono kAvtng deunAn1s against the sstas."
said doeoaoo6 are doa1rod 10 present tns
for ssttlenent, ard An Indebted thefsso ~
requested 70 0ate payment immecn'
HInMAN l. SAVAGE
0sosoH A. SAVAGE
Northeast HasboP. July 10. 1911.
THE suhsssiher hereby gives notice ~.
i she hes bssn duly appointed son'A'
trAtrtz of The estate Of
ELLIS =. PRBETHEY, late OF BRooAl,
il the county Of Hancock. deceass11' ~.
given bouds q the Law directs. AZ r..
sons having demands Against 'no,,seut
the same for settlement. and All ,nIti n.
thereto srs requested 70 MAXI Pss syrsIsrI.
BsooSiI.. Ne. Jsly :, isii.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19
In the District Court OF the United states .cg
the Hancock District OF Maine.

IN the DislFict CNuft Of the United Slattt tei
the Hancock District OF Maine.
u IN ne matter Z. Of liz bankruptcy,
ssnhrup,. No. s'7g7.
To the creditors Of Herman d. smiih. Of
Eden. in the county Of Hancock aud district
Aforesaid. . bankrupt:
NOTICE H. hereby given that on the W
IN day OF July. .. d. 1911, the said
Herman d. Smith was duly AdiudicAtec
bankrupt: and that the nrs, meeting OF Do
creditors will be held At my once. -
Ellsworth. Me-. on the slst day Of Joly, a. d.
1911, ~ two O'Clock In the afternoon At whiee
time the said creditors may attend
prove their claims. appoint trustee, examine
the bankrupt, and transact suoh other oasi'
ness - may properly come before SAID meet
ing. WfLLiAx T.. WHfrfsS,
Referee In bankruptcy
Dated Ellsworth, Me-. July 10. 1911
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

NOTICE 70 hereby given that rred.,,e
AZ Littieneld. OF Bucksport MasrIc D.
made application TO the Maine sia,s ny aAs
Bar Examiners Tor examination Tor admis.a,saa
to the bar At the next session Of Inc baa'sion
be held A. Portland. on the drs, Tuessss .
August isii. JoHS b. Mapfs1x
secretary OF the Boa,s
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

NOTICE 10 hereby given that william
AN BlAtedell, Of Sullivan, Maine hAs MAJ.
application 10 the Maine STATE Board Of ri,
ksAntnefs for examination for admissiop "a
the bar st the next session Of the board IA II
held NJ Portland, on the drst Tuesday Al
August, MI. JOHN B. MApraAs.
Secretary Of the Board.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

hereby given that wnf,.s n
IN CCnAry. Of Bucksport. Maine. has 49, =.
application to the Maine State Bonrs ~ n see
Examiners for examination for adrui..iarn par
the bar at the next session Of the board ~ - y
held At Portland. ON the first Tuesiav ~
August, 1871. JoHx ID. MApicax
Secretary Of the Board
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19
l.cSt.

~~~~~~N~7~~<~N>|~~~r~~
CoAT-Baby's pongee coat, between Ellis
~ worth and Ellsworth Falls. win finder
return to Mas CHARLES A. PHILLIPS, IS Pine
st.. and receive reward
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

NOTICE u hereby. given that Roaue,w
~ Cartsr, q biuehili. Name. has made a..
kzananers for examination for admission -
the bar a the nsxt session Of the board "a -
held ~ Portland. on the nrst Tuesday !,
Angus, tsll. JOHN b. Mkpio.x
secretary OF The Board
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

bsr, when member OF the bar congsatu-
lated him, ths chief Justice said:
81 am pleased to hear you say that. I
feared 1t would ~ otherwise. nsvsr saw
. clearer cass OF guilt, or heard Of more
brutal crime than this. Hanging 10 too
cosy punishmsnt for that bsuts.'s
Quite number Of years ago, in the days
when Aillinocket was in the embryo
STATE, chap named Bill Mccormick ran
amuck one day. Bill was . lengthy indi-
vidual, standing over six feet and plenti-
fully equipped with muscle, - well ~ .
propensity to fight when he had been
drinking. He Punched and thumpsd
people right and left, and soon Ben Bragg
don, husky sort Of man, who was deputy
sheriff there, heard about the rampage.
Bragdon went after Bill. He found
him In . woodshed at third-Fats hotel or
boarding. house. Bill intimated he
wasn't going to be arrested, and by way Of
emphasing that assertion, picked up
an AZ, explaining to Ben that coming
within radius Of the swing OF the weapon
meant cleft bead. II 10 Unnecessary to
dwell on the incidents Of the next few
momsnts beyond saying that Ben took the
chance, cams ont alive and that Bill did
sizty days in Bangor Jail for drunkenness,
and was .Adieted at the nsxt term Of the
suprsms court for an assault with . dam
gsrous weapon upon an olacsz, and did .
term in stats-prison Tor tbs ofIsnss.
Justice Emery presided ct Bills trial.
In the course Of his charge to the jury in
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1911-07-19

oocunCut OtkxlOouy.
From his earliest days q lawyer, Jus
tics Emery bss been . firm believer in the
value Of dissenting opinions. At the time
hs went upon tbs bench, this was NOT
highly rseaFdsd BY tbs protsssion. It was
then thought that thsrs should b bar
mony among the judges, though to-day
this is changing, and lawyers, q well -
judges, arc beginning to regard the dis
sentsr - an important factor In the sstsb-
lishment Of the correct law. Discussing
this the chief ustics recently said:
II believe in the dissenting opinion, and
have freely Published thoss Of my own
where they have not agreed with the Others
or majority OF the court. Ny reason il:
II the majority reasoning il sound, the
dissenting opinion win make the sound
mess more apparent, and II tho majority
reasoning ID not sound, the dissension viii
disclose the tact and LEAD finally to its be.
ing overturned"
Chisf-Ju Justice Emery has mot completed
his plans tor the future, except in
tentative way. He first intends to take
several months rest. This, for the most
part, viii BE- enjoyed ct his splendid cot
tags ON the Point, where be can enjoy to
his hearts content his favorite exercise OF
walking and his one spost, that Of boat
sailing. On the water he finds rest and
restoration which como to him nowhere
else. TO secure this enjoyment, b. has
made many trans-Atlantic voyages.
At the conclusion Of this period Of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

ATTENTION. TEACHERS. NURSES. PEO-
pie that want . hrst-class, quiet home. all
outside rooms south porch, locker. jauitor.
: hot Nster heat -a.m.A GSu -268S -Isth ct Nv
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

THE PLYMOUTH. 1886 nth NV
rooms and bath ....... So. 90 and $500
THE HILLSIDE, l415 Chaplin st: NV
rooms and bath 90 to $50 90
rooms. kitehcnette and bath. $500 to $500
THE CAROLINA. 706 18th NV
Ant 81 suitable for dentist ladies' tailor,
hairdressing and manicuring. $50. 90
2 and { rooms and bath so so TO $780, so
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

THE OHIO,
1896 MERIDIAN STREET.
Apartments OF from one room and bath TO nve
rooms and two baths, with porch; light, airy
and convenient TO cars: good service
kitchen and private bath and hall; Sd moor:
$50. 11g IS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

LEAVE WANT ADS" AT
STAR BRANCH OFFICES.
II not convenient to call at The
Star office. 11th street and Penn
syivania avenue. leave your ad-
vertisement at any OF the follow
WANT ADS, ! CENT A WORD.
Minimum, Is cents only.
NORTHWEST BRANCHES:
1radford's Pharmacy. 9th and R. !. ave.
Butler 4 Field. Druggists. 3D. and Indiana ave.
Postal Telegraph. 1i24 y y ave-
Fred B. Campbell ps Drugs 400; Georgia ave.
PsrsD 10Th a and road
Emerson. g. W.. 11th st. and Park road.
Gentners Drug Store 14th and e. SITS.
Herbst's Drug Store 25th and Pa. ave.
Holtzclaw's Newsstand I7o5 Pa ave ;..
s Kann sons Co. Information Bureau.
Kings Drug store. 1ith and Mass ave.
Roland Wallace. Newsstand and Stationery Store.
a2S 9th St. NV.
Union station. Postal Telegraph.
1882 Connecticut ave-, Postal Telegraph.
Quigley's Drug Store, 2lst and G SITS.
GEoRGETOWN:
ODonnelrs Drug Store. sd and n SITS.
Prids,s rharmasy' 2sth and s SIS.
NORTHEAST:
Perkins Pharmacy. ith and Stanton pl. NE.
r. X. Richardson & Co., " Cap. ard r SITS.
Keneally's Pharmacy. y. Capitol and SITS.
Taylor & Lamb, 18th and f. Capitol sts
Mooradin's Pharmacy. 18th and II SITS.
Yeatman D. 4. Pharmacy, eth and ne.
SOUTHEAST.
fradley's Drug Store. sth and f SITS. Sc.
d. s. Fealy. Druggist 18th and Pa. ave.
SOUTHWEST:
nth st. wharf. Postal Telegraph Once
eullivans Drug Store. 7th and ID SITS. s.w.
Charles s, Walter aOl Az St sw
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25
MOVING, ETC.

PADDED VANS. 81 AND So LOAD: 2-HORSE
wagons. s. load. Phone Main 1915 1915.
COLUMBIA TRANSFER & STORAGE co..
eos NEW YORK AVE. NV
Packing + Shipping. Storage. 81 ran load. :
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

PAINTING AND DECORATING. BEST WORK
and lowest prices. Csl el3 st. nv, Oh
RAppe Takoma Isl. .-. @ OLSON J
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS OF THE
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA. Washington, Sep
TENDER o. 1911 Sealed proposals will be re
ceived at this ONCE until two o'clock, pm, De-
tober 2. 1911, for furnishing twenty-four work
Kinley Manual Training School. this city. Speci-
acations and form Of proposal may be obtained
from the Purchasing Officer. ID. C. CUNO II.
RUDOLPH. JOHN A. JOHNSTON. WILLIAM
v. JUDSON. Commissioners. d. G. se2S-3t eSu
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

LIEBERMANN & HAWN,
1903 + STREET.
1912 18TH ST. NV.
DESIRABLE DOWNTOWN LOCATION.
New four-story apartment house; two apart
ments each floor: unusually bright and at
tractive; every convenience
2 RMS. K BATH tBACHEIDRJ. $50. so & SIS. 90
THE F. II. SMITH COMPANY,
140S NEW YORK AVE.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

THE OLYMPIA
l4th and Euclid SITS. NV.
Ffrst-class house.
Full ireproof construction.
Spacious lawn reservations.
All modern improvements.
Large. comfortable rooms.
None so good in the city at the same rentals.
An excellent American dining room at ex-
tremely moderate rates.
See and he convinced.
Many of tenants have been with VI fos
ten years and more.
A few very desirable S and room apis.
from $40 to SEQ a month.
Annual leases only.
FITCH, FOX 4 BROWN.
1888 b st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25
HEALTH MOVEMENT.

VIAvI SCIENCE OF HEALTH; NATURAL.
non surgical; cloth bound 4NO-page book free
Apply BY mail. 9l6 Colorado building Free
Lecture for Hpwe0 Wednesdays ~ 2;a0,~ .
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

SEE Us FOR
EXTRAORDINARY INDUCEMENTS
ON ANY OF THESE APARTMENTS.
LrEBERMASN Z HAwS.
THE ROCKINGHAM-
1917 Rhode Island Avenue
Tuns through TO street..
SPLENDlDLY LOCATED FLATS.
ALL FACING STREET.
These Apartments will appeal 10 those who
appreciate solid comfort and efficient service.
rooms and bath $4o.o 90
FIRsT-cfAss SERVICE: WHITE JANiToR:
NIGHT MATcHMAN EdEXAT SIrs sEKyl S
PORCH TO KITCHEN OF EACH FLAT.
THE MISSISSIPPI
1886 W STREET NV.
HOUSEKEEPING FLATS OF ROOMS
AND BATH. $3.50 AND $1,000.
building detached on all sides.
ALL BRIGHT. CHEERFUL. OUTSIDE ROOMS.
GOOD JANfTOR SERVICE.
Convenient to best car service in city.
THE SYCAMORE
New and exclusive apartment house.
1924 So STREET NV.
Ioc1Tios NEAR AT ARMY ROW."
and room and bath apartments
GOOD ,ANfToR SERVICE Es,hS - r fSt IN BLDG
Side steps and porches for tradesmen.
-THE CLIFFBoURNE.-
Washington Heights.
MOST REASONABLE RENTS
CONSIDERING LOCATION AND CLASS
OF HOUSE.
and room and x bath hqgsstesP,2s at'
FiRsT-CLAss APARTMENT HOUSE
Beautifully located;
OVERLOOKING ROCK CREEK VALLEY.
ELEVATOR. JANITOR. NIGHT wATcHMAN.
THE WOODLEY-
Columbia I'd. and Mintwood pl.
3 rooms and bath. $50 90
rooms and bath. $50 90
-16o3 10TH STREET
AND 1919 %" STREET.
Beautiful apartments. Near Dupont Circle.
Overlooking Letter Residence.
rooms ana DAtn. $oZ oO
, YSN ;ITH e. EEp z5s Fla 81
HOT-WATER HEAT. JANITOR SERVICE.
rooms and bath.
RENT. $4,000. $500 AND $3.50.
-176J WILLARD ST.
Two-familv dats.
rooms and bath. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 5000
rooms and bath. ....................$22 go. 20
LIEBERMANN & HAWN,
1903 STREET.
14I2 18th ST. NV.
DESIRABLE DOWNTOWN LOCATION.
New four story apartment house: two apart
ments on each floor: unusually bright ana at
tractive; every convenience.
ROOMS AND BATH :. $35. 90, $37. 80, $4,000
2 RMS. BATH tBACHEIDR. .$22. so 4 90
THE F. II. SMITH COMPANY,
140S NEW YORK AVE.
THE OLYMPIA.
l4th and Euclid SITS. NV.
Ffrst-cass house.
Full freproof construction.
Spacious lawn reservations.
All modern improvements.
Large, comfortable rooms.
None good in the city at the same rentals.
An excellent American dining room At ex.
tremely moderate rates.
See and he convinced.
Many OF our tenants have been with us for
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

MONTANA
1716 NJ ST.
NEW AND BEAUTIFULLY APPOINTED
APARTMENTS. JUST OFF CONNECTICUT
AVE. ON NJ ST
ONE TO FIVE ROOMS. ALL CONVENT
ENCES-LOW RENTALS.
APPLY TO JANITOR OR
THE WASHINGTON LOAN & TRUST 60.
s ROOMS, RECEPTION HALL. BATH.
large porch; front and rear lawns.
2So0262S 18th NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-09-25

FOR RENT
2501 PA. AVE. THE WESTOVER.
Corner: s large outside rooms: newly put In
condition: hot-water heat; tiled bath; rent
only $3.50.
MOORE & HILL. 0nc.,, 1893 G ct. NV.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
4oeAF" sEeeAR COULD HEAR
Incident That struck Householder a.
Being Along slightly humer.
owe Lines.

MANY funny things happen in .
nat during the course Of = few
months" said q Milwaukee nat dwell
q. "but ono Of the best things ever
saw happened yesterday.
N'I was suddenly reused from my
slumber by three loud knocks on the
door. Jumping to my feet and into .
bathrobe. hastened to So what was
wanted. l opened tho door In time
70 sec q young fellow half way up the
Sight to the next floor.
Hello. there!' yelled ut him.
"He turned around. hastsnsd back
and handed out . small envelope.
pointing to the inscription. I glanced
ct It, It was an appeal for aid b..
cause the applicant was deaf and
dumb.
''say. was mad enough to kick him
down stairs. Then the Joke struck
me and slammed the door in his face
and went back to bed laughing"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
DAUGHTER 0FLORD
NOW on THE STAGE
Fiona ACKNOWLEDGMENT %.
coMGs A DANCER DgroNB
LONDON rHGATERooGRe.
FATHER ONCE IN WASHINGTON
Public Appssranes Of rhls Daughter
Of . Former British Ambassador y
the United etatss Rsvtvss the
Ssekviiis-Wsst Scandal.

Lopdon.-It 10 quite . common thing
nowadays for titled folks to 70 on the
stage. The latest one to adopt this
profession II the Hon. Flora 6ackviile'
West. daughter Of . former British
ambassador at Warrington. Lord Sack
Vile was British minister to the UNI
ted States In 1855. He was recalled
by the British government because he
advised naturalissd American citizen
how he should vote In = presidential
election. Miss 6ackville-West inner
it, her talent for dancing from her
mother. the beautiful Josefa Duran. .
Spanish dancer. around whose shadowy
figure the sackviile peerags case ragged
about two ysars ago.
A few year, ago all England was
ringing with the scandal Of her faith
er's life. during suit instituted By her
brother to establish his and his sis
ters' legitimacy. The suit failed. the
English courts holding that Sackvills-
West had never Acknowledged the
legitimacy Of his union with their
mother. Josefa Durand Dc Ortsgs. .
Spanish dancer and actress. and that
tho children were not entitled to Q
share In the estate.
The romance Of Lord Sackville-W West
and Josefa Durand de Ortogs startled
England At the time. and the sppsar-
ance of their daughter on the stage 10
reviving echoes Of the old scandal.
sackville-West, in 1854. was secretary
Of the British legation at Madrid. He
was thirty-seven years old: tho incom-
parable Josefa. on whose twinkling
toes hung the admiration Of the town.
was five years younger. in the full.
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Flora 9 aekvIIIs-wsst.

ripe bloom of her dazzling charms.
For a month or 30 her other adorers
gritted the teeth of wrathful envy
while she continued to dance and per-
mitted her English gallant alone to
pay her his addresses. Then she dis.
appeared utterly from the stage.
The secretary Of the legation began
to have disappearances, too. II was an
open secret that he passed those inter
walls with Josefa In . handsome villa
near the Chateau d'Arcachon. on the
outskirts Of Bordeaux. where his In
amorata was domiciled. But, to soci-
ETY. and diplomacy. that made not the
slightest difference. He was q bache-
ior: he was immensely wealthy; he
entertained lavishly; hadn't half the
world just some such delightful secret
~ he?
Lord Lionels diplomatic career went
on. with steady advancements. and his
relations with Josefa continued. He
maintained her in luxury. and pro-
vided generously for the care and ed.
ucation Of their children. But never
did he consent to legitimatize them;
never did he give to the radiant Josefa
the right to be known a. Lady Sack
ville-west.
He died. legally unmarried. and his
next Of kin. after the brief and scan
dalous battle In the English courts
over the estate. came into the posses
niflcent Knole house. which IL one Of
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
Tho Worth Of III. Voice.

How wonderful Is the human voice!
It 10 indeed the organ Of the soul!
The intellect of man sits enthroned
visibly upon his forehead and In his
eye, and the heart of man 10 written
upon his countenance. But the soul
reveals itself In the voice only; as
God revealed himself to tho prophet OF
old in the still. small voice. and In
the voice from the burning bush. The
soul of man is audible, not visible. "A
sound alone betrays the flowing Of the
eternal fountain. invisible to man.
Longfellow: Hyperion.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
FREED FROM SKIN DISEASE

"our boy was born in Toronto On
Oct. IL. 1908. and when three months
old . slisht rash appeared on his
cheek. What appeared to be . va
ter blister would form. When It
broke, matter would run out, starting
new blistsfs until his entire face.
head and shoulders were . mass d
scabs and you could not see . par
ticle Of clear skin. Other parts Of
his body were affected, but not to
such an orient We tried about every
advertised remedy without avail. in
deed some Of them only added to his
suffering and ono in particular. the
Remedy. almost put the infant
into convulsions. The family doctor
prescribed for him and told u TO
bathe the baby in buttermilk. This
did not DO any good. 70 We took him
to . hospital. He was treated - an
out-patient twice = week and he got
worse. II anything. We then called
In another doctor and inside OF .
week tho boy was. to all appearances.
cured and the doctor said his work
Was done. But the very next day II
broke out % bad a. ever.
I'VE decided that It could not be
cured and must run its course and 70
We Just kept his arms bandaged to
his side to prevent his tearing his
flesh. We left Toronto and shortly
after our arrival in Duluth, the Cuti.
cura Remedies were recommended.
We started using them In May. 1909.
and soon the cure was complete. You
would not think he was the same
child for Cuticura made his skin per
fectly clear and he IL entirely fres
from the skin disease. There has
been no return this time. We stu
use only Cuticura Soap for baby's
bath. Robert Mann. Proctor. MINI.
Nay Z. 1el0.~
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
tn, Kaiser Likes the sIbIs.

The kaiser II = great reader. and
while b tries to keep himself abreast
Of current events. his favorite book Is
the Bible, says the London Chronicle.
A well thumbed and marked copy IL
always BY his bedside. When Mr..
Roosevelt visited Berlin last year, the
kaiser made him present Of num-
Der Of books. About half of them re-
ferred to theology and the others to
military subjects. These two classes
indicate the kaiser's own preferences.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
HoMEsEeKERs ExcuRel n
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.

On the first and third Tuesdays o.
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Raj.
way will sell round trip homeseekers
excursion tickets to great many
points in New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
IS days allowing liberal stopover
privileges. For detailed Information
rates, etc. call on your nearest Colo
RADIO and Southern agent or ADDRESS =.
e. Fisher, General Passenger Agent,
Denver. Colo.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16

Mcther-what are you doing. Har-
~?
Harry-I'm countin' You told me
when got mad to count hundred.
Mother-Yes, 80 did.
I'm madder'n when started.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16

The man was walking along reading
the signs. Coming to a garage. he
saw this one: Rubber Tires" He
studied It for . moment and then was
heard to say: :.
"Well, when. II comes to heels.
don't think 1t does as much ~ leath'
Ar."-YonkerS Statesman.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
SOLVING NEGRO PROBLEM
Under Conditions, the Matter seemed
Comparatively Easy Of
Arrangement.

The central police station was over
crowded one day last week. Omcers
were wondering what they would do
should another arrest be made, when
the door opened and sleepy-looking.
blue-eyed foreigner drifted in with q
most detected "Goot efning. mems"
Tho onicers nodded their greetings
to the stranger. who then asked: Can
I did some sieepings here? I yust
came from Chicago and am start to
work tomorrow"
We'll. the only space we have left
Is bunk. which Is already occupied
by q colored man. You can share
that II you want to-" replied the ON
Ger.
The man thought for few minutes.
scratched his head and said:
"Well. l guess no can sec him IN
dark, and besides am tired and want
sleep."-Milwaukee Wisconsin.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
No eye for Tea

No Eye for Tea.
A street urchin went into a grocers
shop and asked for a quarter OF 9
BLACK or greene" the grocer in
ut doesn't matter. mister; It's for
n woman who's blind."-Tit-Bits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16
IraxelIna.

Two men weer out speeding up Con-
necticut way in q high-powered car.
what cemetery is this We are pass
ing through" asked the guest.
Cemetery" repeated the driver.
This isn't q cemetery. Those white
stones you see are mile-posts."-san
Francisco Chronicle.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16

Wife-Please match this piece OF
silk for me before you come home.
Hrsband-At the counter where the
little blonde serves? The one WIN
the soulful eyes and
wife-No. You're too tired to shop
for me when your days work 10 done,
dear On second thought, ! won't
bother you.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16

10 you think am really your u.
ffnity?'' Solomon's nine hundred and
eighty-fifth wife asked, coquettishly
.sMy dear" the Wisest Guy salo'
~you are one in q thousand"
HeSgot away with 1t, too.-Toledo
Blade
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1911-09-16

when q man puts on his first high
hat" remarked the Observer OF
Events and Things. "he couldn't look
any more important II he had been
handed . halo."-Yonkers Statesman.