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THE MONEY MOON
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said, with her low, sweet laugh that, Bellew
thought. was all too rare.
"You?" said he, and shook his head
"Well?' she inquired, glancing at him
through her wind tossed curls
you are like some fair and stately lady
out of the old romances," he said gravely
"In print gown, and with sunbonnetl'
even so, he nodded.
Here, for no apparent reason, happening
to meet his glance, the color deepened in her
cheek and she was silent; wherefore Bellew
went on, in his slow placid tones:
"You surely are the Princess ruling this
fair land of Arcadia, and | am the Stranger
within your gates 1t behoves you, there
FORE to be merciful to this Stranger if only
for the sake of-er-our mutual nephew
Whatever Anthea might have said in
answer was cut short by Small Porges him.
self, who came galloping toward them with
the SUN bright in his curls
ooh, Uncle POrges," he painted as he came
up. al was fraid you'd gone away an left
mel I've been hunting an hunting for you
ever since | got up"
mo, haven't gone away yet, my Por-
ges, you see
"An you won't go ever or ever, will YOU
THAT said Bellew, taking the small hand
in his, "that is a question that we had better
leave to the-er-future, Nephew
"But why?'
"Well, you see, it doesn't rest with me-
altogether my Porges.'
"Then who he was beginning; but An
theas soft voice interrupted him.
"Georgy dear, didn't Prudence send you
to tell us that breakfast was ready?"
ooh, yes, 1 was forgetting silly
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ing fall upon a bunch of black rocks that
cropped out of the dusty hilltop very I'M
handily for him.
CHABASHl ShabasM .Shabash!" thun-
- dered out three hundred raucous voices,
more or less. The hills flung back the storm
of plaudits to encompass the padre as he
stood looking down on the insensible Null
lab. The trbesmen pressed about him, as
ready to worship the conquerOr as any crowd
of Britishers born and bred to appreciation
of the noble art "Shabash! Shabash! Hol
Fine mornin'!" shouted Pr Mahomed ecstat-
ically in disconcerting proximity to the
padres ear. He cleared a space in which to
shake hands formally with the victor, and
told him that he was a very holy man, and
hOlier than their holy man, to whom he
further referred in terms of the most ex-
quisite improperly.
THE rays of the afternoon sun were red
and slanting low when native non
commissioned officer belonging to the army
of occupation left in Sirdar Pr Mahomed' S
abandoned fort drew the attention of the
subaltern in command to singular appear
ance upon the steep hillside.
The subaltern skipped up on pile of de-
bris-the sappers and miners had been very
busy among the Sirdar's stately towers and
walls all day long-and shaded his eyes with
his hand from the sunset glare. He whistled
and he muttered, "What ho."
A tall, athletic Britisher was scra1nbling
up the path at full pace, and after him came
a motley crew of tribesren without haste,
yet seemingly without reluctance. There
were three hundred of them or more, and
in spite of their leader the subaltern ex-
perienced twinge of uncertainty as to how
near he would let them approach before as
pertaining their intentions. He looked again,
closely, intently. Surely he knew the swing
of those broad shoulders and that crop of
blue black hair!
BLESSED if it isn't the Padre Sahib!" he
burst out. "Hurrah! Rah! Rah! And, if
he isn't bringing the beggars in"
"CatchemaliveOs now, Sah1b, observed
the native officer with grin. "Catchem-
aliveos7 is the name by which tribal levies
are known on the frontier.)
The subaltern choked at happy thought
and descended to firm ground, where he sud-
denly became prenaturally grave. He af-
fected to be unaware that his Irishmen had
rushed out pellmell. bowling like savages,
and were bringing in their beloved padre,
shoulder high. Attended by his native off
GERS he took up prominent position in the
square before the towers and waited events
with monumental dignity.
In came the padre with his crowd of cheer
ing boys and his train of prisoners. The
Sirdar had elected not to come in until spe-
cia1 negotiations had been made on his be-
half and the Bori Mullah was absent for
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unavoidable reasons which were tactfully
ignored by his onetime flock.
The padre was obviously moved by the
warmth of his reception; but he stiffened up
when he came upon an erect and calm SUBJ
altern, who congratulated him with marked
ceremony upon his fortunate return. Then
the aforesaid subaltern gave his attention
to the minor matter of the Surrendering
prisoners with a severe yet casual air, as
though he had dealt with such affairs from
his not very remote infancy. The forfeited
arms were piled before him and checked at
his order: Rifles, 80; matchlocks, 200; and
800 swords or knives.
Afterward the padre, walking with the
martial youth apart, ventured to speak Of
leniency, and of communications with the
c. O. before any further steps were taken.
The subaltern smiled like cherub, and
winked one of his blue eyes wickedly.
Il don't think" said he. Orders is orders,
and I've got mine. Glad the beggars are
here to see the job done Salutary -disciplin-
airy wholesome do EN- good"
He gave the word. A bugle sounded, and
some sappers left the fort. Then came four
terrific explosions one after another as if they
had been timed. The prisoners looked on
aghast at the magical and tremendous result
of the Safibs order; for when the sitting
vestige of the rebel Sirdar' fort and towers
remained. And never a hand outstretched
to do the deed
TEN minutes later a man mounted on a
gray kabuli and richly robed in killul
rode in among them, alone and unarned.
1t was the Sirdar Pr Mahomed, who had
witnessed the destruction of his stronghold
from afar. He was conducted to the officer
in command, and as he considered the rosy
youth of him he hestated obviously.
The subaltern faced him sternly, head well
up, and hand upon the hilt of his sword.
The Field Marshal of the future was plainly
discernible. There was only a moment of
wavering, and then Sirdar Pr Mahomed dis
mounted, threw his turban at the young
mans feet in token of surrender, and al
lowed himself to be placed under guard. He
met the padre with melancholy grandeur,
saluting profoundly. He hailed him as
brother, as man of war. and as holy man of
blessed footsteps.
"Salaam, Mullah Sahib! Let there be
peace; for we, thy servants, have learned to
fear theel"
Linking arms with the blushing padre, the
subaltern strolled away. Back of the next
group of sheltering boulders he collapsed hi
lariously and implored further particulars.
The padre smiled wisely, kept his split
knucbles out of sight, and held his peace.
1t was enough to know that now, hencefor-
ward, and forever, his regimental style and
title would be
Chaplain to the "Catchemaliveos.
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p. ID. GARDNER,
JAMIE BRosHEARs,
MARGARET BRIER,
Committee.
The Onion

The onion is a much abused fruit.
Some of its traducers claim it is a
vegetable. but those who truly love
the onion consider it fruit. In its
tender youth, raw and bashful
though it be, there is nothing quite
so delicious. AS it approaches
sturdy maturity it appeals to the
aesthetic senses. whether sliced and
eaten raw, or stewed or fried.
Misguided people have set up the
argument that the onion is health
full, This has led others to regard
it as medicine Of some sort. The
onion should be taken for what It
is lone of the most delightful Of
our American fruits. Ii the crop
were limited, then the flavor OF
onion on the breath would be
considered an indication of afiluence,
and the wooer who not only tinctur-
ed his kisses with onion but bought
onions for his dulcinea, as he now
buys bonbons and ice cream soda,
would be the beau ideal of the com
munity.
But for the prolific crops o.
onions we might have onion pie an
onion extract for the kerchief.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
ALMOST A TRAGEDY

On Friday last The GUARDIAN
office was the scene of what threat
ened to be a terrible tragedy and
eight or ten tirst-class funerals fol-
low.
One of our subscribers having
read that the office needed all the
money owing to it, and realizing
that very few subscribers were re-
spending. sent a check which pays
him in advance to January l, 1918.
When that letter was read to the
force, the devil let out screech
that could be heard mile away
and the whole force swooned. For
q time it looked like all had been
struck with heart failure and had
dropped dead. But in less than
half a day they all began to revive
and are now pronounced out of dan
er. although they are still going
around some what dazed. 1t is
feared that another shock of ike
character Mould prove fatal
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15

BIRDS OF A FEATHER

President Taft may get some
idea of his point Of view by look.
ing up the records Of those who
most violently assail the recall OF
judges. Every big criminal who
practices grand larceny by law or
who trusts to the partially of cor
poration judges to grant him i'm
munity when he violates the law
every one of these will applaud
the president for insulting the in
telligence and patriotism of the
people with his veto. Every sub
sidized newspaper that sells its
editorial and news columns to the
predatory interests will echo the
presidents appeal for an indie
pendent Cd Judiciary.
Every attorney who in office re-
lies upon secret retainers from
favor seeking corporations and
those attorneys, who. out of office,
win fame and fortune by furnish
ing legal horses on which members
of the plunderbund may escape
from punishment all these will
shout approval of the presidents
veto and hail him as a Daniel
come to judgment"
He will be Endorsed by some
through misunderstanding Of the
real issue and by many for partisan
reasons. Is President Taft willing
to be Judged by the company he
keepsp Commoner.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
Ilica. len, Weedin

Hon. Tom Weedin is in the fec.
as Democratic candidate for Gover-
non of Arizona. 1t Tom will shuck
his red shirt be Will be a hummer.
ne a republican can be elected t,
that exalted Office the Post is uA
compromisingly in favor Of Il good,
clean man OF that faith. But il 4,
dem, cratic is to be elected Tom
Wcedin stands tree tops over any OF
his democratic competitors To- t e
place He is che OF the NEST capable
men in the West, and repeated in
drcements have been made him by
big metropolitan dailies, but his lovr
for Arizona and the institutions of
his adopted State led to the blue
penciling of all temptations, His
faith in Arizona never weakened and
his upbuilding in Pinal. his home
county, has done much to make it
what it is today. His eternal insis-
lance that the country needed only
development to astonish the world
with it's richnes SIS, eventually led to a
realization of all he had claimed for
it and all Arizona owes him a debt
of gratitude for his work in her be
half. His friead.iness and good will
for Pima county has long been
recognized as dominant factor in
the commercial relations between
the counties, and his candidacy will
strengthen the bond. Tucson Post.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
SEPTEMBER Is. 1911.
PRIMARY ELECTION

Several candidates. who have
announced their intention 10 80
into the primary for the nomination
of the Offices they seek. have OK
pressed doubt as to the time in
which they should file their no
mination papers.
For the purpose Of settling all
doubts in the matter, we quote the
following from Section 5. Ordi-
nance No. 2.
Sec. 5. For the said purpose
the said primary act shall be in full
force and effect except that the
following provision shall prevail:
"(c) The nomination papers
described in Section 5 Of said
primary act may be filed with the
proper authorities on any day, or
not less than fifteen days prior to
such primary"
Nomination papers for county
Office must be signed by qualified
electors in number not less than 3
per cent, nor more than 10 per
cent of the party vote cast for the
nominee for congress in 1908, the
last preceding election. Also there
must be signers equal to not less
than 3 per cent of such party vote
in each of four precincts of the
county. There must be petit
tioning nomination paper for such
precincts separately; that is. a Cen
trail or Pima elector cannot sign a
petition circulated in Thatcher
precinct. but must sign the petition
circulated in his own precinct. AS
the democratic vote for Mark
Smith in all the precincts of our
present Graham county in o08 was
735, all the petitions circulated in
the fou or more precincts, should
have in the aggregate. not less
than Is nor more than 10 electors
names signed thereto.
The republican vote was 467.
and the socialist vote was ! "a, for
their respective candidates for
congress, in all the precincts now
constituting Graham county.
For the information Of candi-
dates. in preparing their petitions
for nomination, we refer them 10
page 50. session laws of 1909. for
exact form.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
CYNTHIA LAYTON.
KATHARINE PACE,
MAMIE LAYTON
A Christmas Check

AL Ryan, the hospitable flint
glassworker of Lockport, N. Y, and
formerly organizer of the Socialist
local at that place, was being con-
graduated by the boys at the glass
factory.
YES" said AL, my uncle out in
Tiffin is mighty good to me. The
day before Christmas he sent me a
check for 500, just as a little
Christmas gift"
After the usual congratulatory
comments had been duly made all
round, AL added:
Yes, he certainly is a fine old
fellow. In the postscript of his let
ter containing the check, he said:
If you manage to get this
check eashed, please send me four
dollars ! need a pair of shoes. !"
The Coming Nation,
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
Resolutions

To the Officers and Members of
the Morning Star Lodge, No. 20, D.
of r., |. O. 0. F.
We, your Committee on Resolu-
tons on the death of brother, Petar
Andarsan, beg leave to submit the
following resolutions as its report:
Resolved, First, That we extend
to our Sister, Mrs. Ruth Andarsan,
the wife of our deceased Brother,
our heartfelt sympathy and condo
lence, in this the hour of her be-
reavement, and commend her to
our Heavenly Father, His Matchless
Son, and the Holy Spirit, as source
of comfort in the hour of sorrow,
that cannot be obtained in any
human expression. May the rich
blessings of the Father above rest
upon her now and forevermore.
Amen.
Resolved, Second, That copy of
these resolutions be presented to the
widow of our deceased brother and
his family. A copy given to the
GRAHAM GUARDIAN for publication,
and that copy be filed with the
papers of the Lodge. And that our
Charter be draped in mourning for
thirty days.
Respectfully submitted in F. l..
and L.,
p. ID. GARDNER,
JAMIE BRosHEARs,
MARGARET BRIER,
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
PROPER PETITION
The Grammatical Condition
of the Stafford Bar Is
Now Involved
Stafford, ARIz.,
Sent. q 1911


EDITOR GUARDIAN:-In your last
issue ! notice a communication dis
senting from my construction of
the following provision of our
statute: THE county supervisors
of the county in which any such
town is situated, may, upon the
petition of two-thirds of those per-
sons paying a property tax within
such town, under the provisions of
this act, in the year preceding. and
residing within such town, disin-
corporate such town."
The writer says the inhabitants
of such town, upon filing the
proper petition, may disincorporate.
/ assent to this. but we radically
differ as to what constitutes a
a proper petition" that is, as to
who are qualified to sign the petit
ton. Our dispute depends on the
real grammatical connection of the
phrase, under 1.-The provisions Of
this act" l say it is used adver-
bially to modify the present parti-
ciple paying" which participle is
also used adjectively to modify per
sons" He says this phrase modi-
fies may disincorporate."
The provision quoted above is the
only one in the town incorporation
act containing grant of power to
disincorporate. Hence his conten,
ton is that the phrase simply means
that such grant is in the act in
which it is--a bald absurdity.
The statute quoted means: Per-
sons paying a property tax under
the provisions of this act, and not
merely under the provisions of the
general revenue act, may disincor-
porate. 1t does not mean: Per-
sons paying any property tax within
the town may disincorporale.
This has become weighty ques-
ton, involving, among other things,
the grammatical condition of the
Stafford bar, and maybe tae county
beach. 1t savers bit of the ques-
ton De Jupon, which, being inter.
prcted, is with us the petUcoat
question, and which agitaled EGG and
the first year OF Queen Victoria S
tegn
The !bcral (?) party had won
out and projected to sweep the
conservatives from office. But
soon thew discovered that a lady of
the Queens bed chamber was re-
mote kin to prominent conserva-
tive gentleman. The incoming
prime minister waited on the Queen
and stated the fact, the consequent
menace to good government, and
requested her dismissal. The re-
quest was refused by the Queen on
the ground that her dormitory was
nonpartisan, and it became ma
tional issue. But by that time it
had come to the ears of the rascally |
French and Irish wits and wags, |
who forthwith poked such fun and
at the leaders of the vic
torious party that they apologized
to the ladies, and all went well.
Theses coffing sinners even invaded |
,ur shores. dug up our Peggy O'Neil
pisode, cartooned Uncle Sam and !
Did Hickory dressed in the garment |
and in angry confab about
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
ST. JOSEPH STAKE NEWS
Home Mission Appointments for
the Month of September

Artesia-Lebanon Elan Olson and
Fred Jacobson.
Lebanon-Artesia j. C. Ellsworth
and George A. Zundel.
Layton ID. D. Jones and j. w.
Blazzard.
Thatcher William Bigler and
David Adams.
Pima Evans Coleman and Marion
Lee.
Central-Graham = David Birdno
and Frank A. Curtis.
Graham-Central = Lorin Hatch
and Frank Robinson.
Matthews Eden &C. E. Ferrin and
P. H. Teeples.
Eden Matthews j. H. Mangum
and Fred Webb.
yce-Hubbard H. w. Crockett
and Reece Green.
Hubbard Bryce-P. A. Norton
and D. D. Phillips.
Emery-James H, Mack and
Thomas Fuller, Jr.
Second and fourth Sundays are
regular missionary days, but ap-
pointmcnts may be filled in any of
the wards except Layton, Thatcher
or Pima, on the first. second or
fourth Sundays.
j. H. LARSON,
r. G.. LAYTON,
Home Mission Committee.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15
j. H. LARSON,
r. G. LAYTON,
Home Mission Committee.

Saturday, September 18th and
Sunday, September 17th-stake quar-.
terly Conference, will convene in
the Assembly Hall, Thatcher. Ses-
sions at 1000 a. m. and 200 p. m.
each day. Conference of Y. M. and
Y. l.. M. |. A., Sunday night at
7:30 p. m.
Visitors from Salt Lake have been
invited to attend.
SIDE meetings during conference
Sunday, 100 p. M, Bishops and
counselors 6and ward clerks meet.
AT a: p. "a, board of education.
This will be a very interesting
and Instructive conference and
which the genera! public are COR
Gially invited to attend.
ANDREW KIMBALL,
CHAS M. LAYTON,
JOHN f. NASH, 49,.
Stake Presidency.
Wednesday September 9th Con
vention of 7. M. and 7. l., Mutual
Improvement Associations, in AS
semblv Hall, Thatcher. Sessions at
1000 a. m. and 2 p m. and general
meeting 1880 p. m. Members OF
the Church General Board will be
in attendance at all. meetings.
Mutual workers attend the Acad-
envy will be excused to attend the
convention and all workers are ex-,
pected to be at these meetings and
the general public is invited to at
tend the evening meetings.
LUCINDA GUSTAFSoN,
MAUD CALLISoN,
LAURA NurrALL,
Stake Presidency of Y l. NJ | A.
|. H. MANGUM,
f. c. FERRIN,
FRED WEBB,
Stake Presidency of Y. NJ. M. |. A.
Thursday, September 2Sth Fri
mary Convention in Assembly Hall,
Thatcher. Sessions 1000 a. m. anu
200 y. m. and general meeting at
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15

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Do your best work while you are
young, for when you become old
you will have spent most of your
time hunting for your glasses.
1t may be faulty theory, but
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its cut. But our Unterrified arose
as one man, fired into the foreign
joshers a broadside of "Rah for
Jackson" which sent them back dis
comfted to their frogs and spuds.
JOHN MCGOWAN.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15


7:30 p. m. Members OF The Gen.
eral Board from Salt Lake will be
present.
Primary workers engaged in other
callings and attending Academy may
be excused to attend the primary
convention.
CYNTHIA LAYTON,
KATHARINE PACE,
MAMIE LAYTON,
Stake Presidency of Primary.
Saturday, September 23rd-Old
folks of the stake to be entertained
and banqueted in Amusement Hall,
Thatcher. Program to begin at
1000 a. m.
Graham guardian., 1911-09-15

While man shouldn't triae with
a girls affections. there is no doubt
there are girls who encourage that
sort of thing a good deal.
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