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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-09-11

"NoTIsE-N0 COSTS Allowed"

An exuberant audience watched Red
drive the last nail and step back to admire
the sign, and the running FIRE OF comment
covered all degrees Of humor Johnny
ghost had become a byword in that part
of the country and his friends had made it a
practice TO stop him and gravely discuss it,
He had thrashed Wood Wright and been
soundly thrashed by Sandy Lucas in two
beautiful and memorable fights, and was
only waiting 60 recover from the last effort
before having the matter out with Rich
Finn, and these facts were beginning to
have the effect he strove for; though Cowan
still sold a concocton OF gin, brandy and
whisky which he called FLYNN Ghost, and
which he proudly guaranteed would show
more ghosts per drink than any liquor
Mexico could boast of-and some of his
patrons were eager to back up his claims
with real money.
This was the condition Of affairs when
Hopalong Cassidy strolled into Cowan's
and then forgot his thirst in listening to the
story being told by strange Mexican. 1t
was Iohnnys ghost, without a doubt, and
when he had asked few casual questions
hb Was Ntltaiu lhal INthAilN ulO H1Sit NpiliN~
thing. On the way home he oogitated
upon il and two points challenged his in
telhgence with renewed inSistenoe: the
ghost showed itself only upon Friday, and
then only TO " Greasers." His suspicious
mind would not rest until he had viewed it
from all sides, and his opinion was that
there was something more than spiritual
about the ghost Of the San Miguel and a
cold, practical reason for IT,.
When he rode into the corral at the ranch
and saw the sign he swept his gloved hand
upward with a rush, tore the finsy board
from It's iastcninFs, broke 1t TO pieces across
his saddle, and tossed the fragments from
him. lie was angry, for he had warned the
outht that they were carrying the Joke too
tar. that Johnny was on the verge of a hys-
torioal rage that might cause him 10 do
something an would regret. And he felt
sorry ior the Kid he knew what Johnny's
feelings were and be made up his mind Is
de- some thrashing himself II the persecu-
ton did not stop When he stepped into
the bunk house and faced his friends they
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-09-11

Listened hrea-edy to thraemmUte
speech tllat madc l6em sJuifn, aid as bs
finished talkdg t,e deep Noitt IF Bs
Peters endorsed Die promise j,a, made q.
the foreman aad entered he GALLERY m-
noticed i'lc ioke had cgNe rs an cn3
When johnny rode in he was lrFaed
to find tIopaloug waiting fer ldm nr Iie
corral and Ike replied q lj friend ae ge
BY riding over ~ hiuL What's ups hc
asked
Come along with me 1 want 10 tail. to
you For q few minutes, and lapaong .nl
the way towards the opea followed hy
Johnny, who was more OF less suspicious
Finally Hopalong stopped, turned and
locked his companion sqcarcly in the eyes:
Kid, m ia dead earnest This ais go
foot joke tell me what you saN thet nie ht,
what th' ghost booked IKE bow actad ln
all about IT. mean IT because m dead
shore you did See something
I've told you a dozen times, rot7rted
Johnny, his face flushing, an ain going
to-
Eyes, you are. Yo're going to tell Il
slow, an just as you saw III H1palang
interrupted Look here rye done
heap Of thinking in the last two months, and
| know that you saN ghost, or something
that was made to look ike one There's
some kind Of d game on, Kid wen bast il
up, an YOU can get th laugh On til whole
crowd.
Johhny's suspicious left him with rush
for his old Hoppy was one man III a thou
sand, and when he spoke like that, with
such sharr decision, Johnny knew what it
meant. Hopalong listened intcntly to the
tale and when the short account was hn-
ished he put out bis hand and smiled
" We've all been fools, 'cept you. Theres
something crooked going on in that canon:
but you keep mum.
1t tappeared that he was right, for several
days later Buck Peters drew rein and
waited for a stranger to approach him
Howdy? Is yore name Peters? asked
the stranger, sizing up the foreman in enc
trained glance.
Who are you, an what do you want2"
asked Buck.
II want 10 sec Peters, Buck Peters
That yore name2'
Yes; what ofit?"
My names Fox Old Jim Lane, down
at Paso, gave me a message for you, and
the stranger spoke earnestly for some mo
ments: There, that S tn situation We've
got to have shrewd men that they don't
know. Lane wants to pay a couple Of yore
men their wages for a month or So. He
said he'd bet on you"
He's right he can don't forget
favors. I've got couple Of there's one
now Hey, Hoppy Whoop-e-e, Hoppy!'
Mr. Cassidy arrived quickly, listened
eagerly, named Red and Johnny to accom-
pany him, overruled his companions by in
sisting Johnny should so, and wheeled and
galloped off to find the lucky two, his eyes
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danced above their heads, while the Shrek
ing which had sofrghtened Johnny and his
horse Shlled. the canon with iuproar and
sent Martin, wTiggling nearer to the creyice
ihe,was guarding. The noise soon ceased,
but the ghost danced on, and the sound Of
men'toihng and stumbling along the rocky
edge ofFthe stream became more and more
distinct. -Four were In the party and they
all carried heavy and bulkyiloads on their
backs, and grunted with relief and pleasure
as they entered the opening one by one.
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11ITTTTIIIuIIITITIIIIIIIII

glowing with anticipation and joys, Tex
laughed, thanked the foreman. and rode on
his way north for bluff; and through the
darkness that night three punchers rode
south. all strangely clsted. They got drunk
one night a little later and went shooting
and singing to the bigsbend in the canon
to see the Flying Ghost.
IT
Juan Alvarez had not been in San Felipe
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1911-09-11
THE GHOST of SAN MIGUEL
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
TRANSFERS OF
REAL ESTATE

Furnished daily by the Title Guarantee
Company, December -, 1911. Deeds:
Moline Land Co. to Joseph F. Gustafson
Lots 80, 40, 40 and part of Lot so, Sec
ton 81, Township North, Range 81 West
$4,000 and other good and valuavle
considerations
]. D. Waters by Administrator to w.
B. Ferriss-Lot l, and South IS feet Lot
8, Block 4, East King Tract-S5750. 90.
McDavid-Hyer Co. to Chas. Justus-
Lots % and "A, Block "a, West King Tract
800 and other good and valuable con-
sideraIions
and 6, Block Il, Kupfrian Park-s100 90
and other good and valuable considera-
tions.
Same to z. G. Donald-Lots 8 and 4
Block 81, Kupfrian Park-s10000 and
other good and valuable considerations,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-14
FOR LADIES'.

SPIRELLA CORSETS-French designs OF
latest STYLES. Have your corset made
to order. Measure and orders taken by
Mrs. W. c. Wood, Phone 1853. 23nov1m'
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FOUND.

FOUND-Bunch of keys, containing one
Yale key. Owner, by giving more COM
plete description and paying for ad. can
get same at this office. adec
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THE DEMENT, ITMANIC Shorthand
School 18th year, courses: Commercial
and Advanced English; Miss r. D. Adams,
Qualified Teacher, Ali West Gregory St,
Phone 1873. 10dec4w&
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FOR SALE Flue Boilers. 4sx2s inches:
"a r. T. Boilers. sx16; r. T. Boiler. skis:
z; T.. Boiler. 3x12: Fire Box. 50-H. P. (;
for stack. 33x32h; 2ox36, S. c. Engine:
15x1s $. c. Engine; 15x3o S. C. Engine;
14x24 S. G. Engine; 1fx16 s. c. Engine:
sx1o s. c. Engine: SKI S. c. Engine; "a
ton Shay Locomotive. 13-ton Shay Loco
motive; 1s-ton Rod Locomotive: 18Th P.
Traction; miles 35-ib.- new T. Rails; 4
miles 35-lb. Relay Rails; sx1sx12 Marine:
sH1Sx14 Marine: Sx1o Marine: 14x12 Ma
rlne; Pair 14x36 Side Wheels; two Dry
Saw Mill complete: Shafting: PuIleys:
-Four Twin Engine Feeds; 100-iight Gene
rotor; EdEers. Planers. all second hand;
Perkins, Shingle Machines; Meanus
Motor. When in need of machinery, call
Oh J' .. walton 1nov
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The Tax Assessor-Can you tell me
what your husband is worth.
Lady of House, don't know-but
wouldn't take a couple millions for
him.-Exchange
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FURNITURE.

WE PACK. SHIP, UPHoLsTER, Refinisb
Furuisure Solomon Furniture Co.
Phcns 81. 20 and 20 w. Government
}, 1une11tf
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FOR SALE-Large mare (about 1850 lbs.)
used to farm and city. Gentle and does
not scare at autos Phone or write
Owner of Fanny Hammac House, 131
West Romano 10dec1w*
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EDUCATIONAL.

WANTED-AI interested in literary
education to communicate with Joness
Business and Literary College We are
making special monthly rates and our day
school to employed men and boys as fol-
lows: l hour per day, 81 90; l 1-2 hours,
81 West Romano ST. 7dec1m
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FOR SALE-Large roll-top desk $1,000;
new Underwood Revolving Duplicator.
SzV.VV. fnone 1l44. 12dec1w$
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FOR SALE-Good driving pony in good
condition. For quick sale $50 co. Ad-
dres Meadow Farm, r. F. D. No l.
14dec1w*
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Repeating hammerless Rem
ington, 12-gauge shotgun; also one
double barrel hammerless, brand new. "A
B. c." care Journal 14declt*
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-One of incest tracts of land
between Pensacola and Choctawhatchee
bay, fronting on Santa Rosa Sound and
Pensacola Bay. Ideal location for sum-
mer or winter home, or chicken ranch.
Five-room cottage, outbuidings. pump
house, wharf. etc, all in good repair. APP
ply H. w. Gibbs Hardware Co. 13dec1m
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FARM LANDS-Best grade and location.
ten acres and up, $50 per acre. Easy
terms. Facts about Florida" free Phons
1905. w. S. Reeve. 1400 E. Cervantes.
street. lunch
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FOR SALE-Iron gray mare and colt
wagon and harness. Apply North of
Jew Cemetery. 9dec1wA
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FOR SALE-Eight-room two story mod
eln residence, corner lot. 75x90, best
SecIlon, close in, sidewalks and sewerage
Will sacrifice at net $4,000. Phone No 3s4
9dec2w
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FOR SALE--Upright piano $500; Edison
Home Graphophone, $1,000 Phone 1144
12dec1ws
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FOR SALE-Two Groom cottages near
business district, Nos. Il and Is North
DeVilliers ST., for quick sale for cash at
tractive price. Address P. o. Box IS.
Pensacola. 26jly
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PHONOGRAPH and As records, good con-
dition, $4,000 Cost new $146.3o. Latest
model visible Fox Typewriter. good as
new, $4,000. J. E. Matthews, FIT. Barran-.
cas- Fla. Sdec1wA
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FOR SALE-Horses, Mules. Oxen-S
combination saddle and driving horses:
) large draft horses: 20 large draft mules;
SO oxen. Send for detailed list and prices.
Geo. z. Wood Lumber Company. Cary
vile, Fla. 10decIw
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MONEY TOLOAN.

MONEY LOANED on ali ktnd, ., ~
sonal property on short notice. EASY
terms. Suburban lots sold on easy nav.
ments ]. B. GRAY Co. w Ronana
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Hooton & Watson
@THE RENTAL AGENTS"
Blount Building. Phone 81.
Dwellings

FOR RENT-Four-room cottage on bay
Whites Pharmacy. 10dec1w
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HELP WANTED.

WANTED-A good cook. Apply to 300
West Brainard 14dec3t
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LOST.

LOST-On Brent road, motorcycle cy
cIometer. Reward for return to L. II
Peshon, at McHugh Grocery Co 14dec3
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WANTED-To buy old automobile tires.
old sacks, all kinds of old metals. Good
prices win be paid See or write A
Malino. S11 E Intendencia ST., Pensacola,
Fla, Phone 1878. 2dec1m"
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FOR SALE-540 pounds sheet copper, $500
roofing slate. Apply 147z E. Zarragossa
street. 10dec1w+
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FOR SALE-Coal or wood heater. piano
Apply lis West Chase St. Phone 169
10dec1ws
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WHEN you want a stenograpner, don't
wait for anything. There's no need of
It. Just unlock your phone and call up
Jones Business College. Phone 1875.
sept9tf
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WANTED-One mile 35-pound relay
rail delivered Pensacola in good condi-
tion. Quote lowest price quick. Will pay
cash. Choctawhatchee Lumber Co., Free
port. Fla. 23nov
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FOR SALE-One 1s-barrel trpentine still
and worm; one. No. 2 Schofield pump
and boiler complete and new: 70 dip bar
rels one set cooper's tools. Can load en-
tire outfit in car at Mona, Fla. Cheap for
cash. B. A. Balkcom, Mona, Fla.
25nov1ms
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
MAKING THEM USEFUL.

Olga, Swedish maid of all work,
had curiously defined ideas regard
ing property rights, although she
had no intention of being at all dis
honest. On one occasion when it was
Olga's afternoon out her mistress
said TO her when she was about to de-
part from the house:
"0lga, l can't find those handsome
silk stockings Of mine. Have you
seen them?"
eyes, ma'am, / have them on. l
know you stay home today and do
not need them You can have a pair
of mine to wear yoost around home
If you haf non" -Sunday Maya
zine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
SWIMMING BIZ MACHINERY.
it was pleasu

4 ten-pound swimming machine
that may be packed in a suit case is
the invention of 3 Frenchman. 1t il
a safe and rapid semicraft for the
man who swims or the man who
doesn't. At the front of the appa,
ratus is a cylindrical metal float
with oonical point and a depending
ruddeT. At the rear is another metal
float, with stirrups acting upon a
propeller, the two ends connected by
a wooden bar, on which the swimme,
lies as if on the water.
Kicking with his feet and alter
nately pushing and pulling with q
cross handle bar just back of the
forward float the swimmer on the
swimming machine gets maximum
of exercise while making a speed inn
possible to the ordinary swimmer on
the open water.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
FLlNTY HEARTED.

Speaking of the discouragements
that sometimes come to the lot of q
well meaning clergyman Rev. DIR. E.
T. Jeffres, a professor in the Col
legiate institute in New York, said
in eonfab with the Presbyterian
ministers.
"There is always some fiint-heart-
ed individual in your congregation
to frown on the 'prodigal sons
''backsliders,' lost sheep and other
penitents who return to the fold.
81 was once welcoming prodigal
son and was just warming up to my
subject when one of these individu-
ais in the congregation said in a very
audible Whisper, ,,
"-'Corn husks would be too good
for the critur.' "-Philadelphia
Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
NEAT COMPLIMENT.

Mrs. It. p. O'Connor in al NY
self" writes: Another literary man
who was very neat and methodical
was Sir Edwin Arnold. He told me
that on one occasion in America a
newspaper reporter had extracted a
long interview from him, and just at
the end said, Now, Sir Edwin, what
is your opinion of the American
womanH' AN exhaustive subject,
said Sir Edwin, but can dispose of
il in one word. "Afrin."' And
what said the reporter, does that
mean p 1T is Turkish said Sir Ed
win, and means ooh, Allah, make
many more of them. %"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
PRACTICAL LANGUAGE SCHOOL
Cleveland TO Have an institution
Where the Foreign Tongues VIII
Be Taught by Native Experts.

Because a woman dreamed and
worked for years TO realize her
dream, Cleveland will have a school
where modern languages, French,
German, Italian and Spanish, will
be taught by teachers native TO the
countries. Pupils will learn to speak
each of the languages cas- well al
though it had been learned in the
country where il was invented
Nine. Archinard will be at the
head of the new school, which will
be called the Practical School OF
Language and which will be opened
in house equipped for the purpose.
Nine. Archinard came TO Cleve-
land eight years ago. She was born
in Paris and for several years previ-
Gus to coming here taught in a pri-
vate school just outside of that city.
All this time it has been her great
ambition to see school started here
where the languages could be taught
in practical manner, in way that
would enable each of the students to
become proficient in pronunciation
and in using the idioms of the Ian
guage which he would study.
Already German, Spanish and
italian teachers have been engaged
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
NEW USES FOR OLD GLASS
Common Window Psnes Long Exposed
to Weather Are Wanted BY Maker
Of Sun spectaoIes.

Until recently" said a man in
the house wrecking business, eve
never paid much attention TO the
window glass Of the old houses we
pulled down. Plate glass windows
were saved. but the little square
panes Of ordinary glass we're ruthless
~ smashed as not worth removing.
But the other day an optician came
TO me and offered a good price for
them, provided only he could first
look over the house about TO be de-
molished and select whatever panes
would answer his purpose. This was
his explanation
Smoked and green eyeglasses are
now discarded. since IL has been
proven that the only real relief from
sun glare is certain pale violet
tinged glass-a discovery made by
our naval oculists when they we're
trying to fix up the sailors eyes Tor
target practice down in sun-scorched
Guantanamo. This violet glass is
difficult to make, but common win
dow panes that have been exposed to
the weather for 20 years or moro
sometimes take on that exact shade
of violet or mauve that will modify
tropical sunshine to the human eye.
That is why, as a maker Of eye
glasses, | want TO examine all the old
places YOU are commissioned to pull
down, and am willing TO pay a good
price for whatever panes | may find
available"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
uNATTAiNAeLE HEIGHTS.

Surgery" said Simeon Ford, at
dinner in New York, accom-
plishes wonders nowadays. Hearts
are sewed up, the appendix is re-
moved; the large intestine is done
away with. But"
The noted humorist smiled.
"But will the time ever come
when surgery will be able to remove
the cheek of young man or the jaw
of an old woman ?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
POOR Brown.

"SorTy, Brown" said the doctor
after the examination. you're in a
very serious condition. Pm afraid
III have to operate on you"
"0perate" gasped Brown. "Why,
| haven't any money for operations,
I'm only poor wOrkingman."
~You're insured, are you nOtP"
"Yes, but / don't get that until
after Pm dead"
"0h, that'll be all right" said the
doctor, oonsolingly-Lppincottk
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
ALMOST LIsELoUs.

Compositor - This headline,
'NWrestling Match Won in Three
Straight Falls" is several letters too
long,
Scratch out the word
straight"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
OFFER NO. {

Home and Farm, the SOuth's
greatest agricultural paper,
for a full year, regular price
SOC and worth it.
Uncle Remus Home Magazine,
founded by Joel Chandler
Harris, a magazine especial
ly made for the Southern
people, a full year, regular
price $1.OO and worth it.
Good Housekeeping the best
magazine published for the
home and housewife, six
months, regular price $1.0O
and worth it.
And, The Evening Post, a
daily newspaper devoted to
the best interests of Ken
lucky and its people, equal
TO any daily newspaper in
the country, for 8 months,
regular price $1.25 and
worth it.
And the HopkinsvilIe Ken
tuckian, tri-weekly one year
$500.
Total .-.....-..--....-..-..-- S.. 70.
Here you have a value OF
$5.75. The wonderful offer
we make you as publisher
for all FIVE publications is
----'-------- YosNN
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18

Old Stager-I hope you didn't be-
lieve what they said about me?
Pierrette-I make it a point never
TO believe more than half | hear.
Old Stager-But the trouble is
you women generally believe the
wrong half.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-18
EXTRAORDIN Nary.
FOR FEBRUARY AND MARCH.
THIS OFFER EXPIRES APRIL |, 1911.
OFFER NO. 2

Home andtFarm one
year -.................... --...--...,.-- so. so
Uncle Remus Maya
zine one year -.--........,-,- 100
Good Housekeeping
Magazine six months 100
Cosmopolitan Magazine
six months.
The Cosmopolitan Mag
azine is recognized as
one of the best and
brightest magazines
published in America
regular price 100
The Daily Evening Post
one year, price 800
And the Hopkinsville
KENTUCKIAN, Tri-
weekly one year zoo
Total ..,.....-.--.-.....-,.-- $3.50
Here you have $3.50
worth of the best publira-
tons to be found in the
United.States and the price
to you, under offer No. 2 is
only----.-..-----.--.---.--.-- .,.,- s4.75