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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
WONDERS AT SURGERY.


Here are some OF the recent wonders
II surgery;
Insanity due TO neuralgia pain cures
by treating the skull and taking ont
the NTH" nerve.
Criminals restored To normal life by
relieving a certain pressure on the
brain.
New" bones formed by transplant
ing dead or living bones TO living
bodies.
whole joints removed and others put
in their places.
kidneys transplanted from one ami
nal 10 another.
skin taken from dead bodies i'm
planted into living ones.
skin removed from dead or living
bodies kept alive" in the laboratory
by chemical means and made to grow.
Legs Of one dog made to grow on
the body Of another dog.
Freckles taken from one person and
grated on another.
Broken backs mended. skulls repair
ed with bones from some other part
OF the body, new faces made, dead
nerves supplemented with nerves of
useless lungs, kidneys,
spleens and stomachs removed; injur-
ed hearts. livers and other organs
stitched; paralysis and bad memory"
cured by draining the spine or brain;
brittle arteries reinforced with gold
wire.
BY means of n new kind of telescope
the interior of the throat and lungs Is
examined.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
Twin investi-
gate

more of the ligaments binding the YER
tebrae. Therefore, II you have any
sort of suffering and especially II you
have nervous prostratlon or sluggish
circulation which you have been told
can only be helped by complete rest
and exclusion from worry, just know
that you have from one To five heavy
displacements and arrange 10 have
your spine examined by an able chiro-
practor before the rising OF another
'sun.
So don't delay, call and see me while
you may and thus prolong your life
and enjoy the blessings OF health.
My dear readers, you may be incred-
ulous of the statement made in this
article. You may not believe that
pressure Of displaced vertebrate on your
nerves is the cause OF your sickness.
IL this be true, l will endeavor To prove
that this is true by this homely illus
tration. Suppose the fire department
OF this town conveyed water through
hose, say half a mile long to a GER
tain building on fire, the hose laying
along the ground. but are surprised
upon turning on the water TO find that
very small stream flows out and that
with very little force. One Of the men
is sent along the hose to see what Is
the matter. He comes back and re-
ports that along about half way where
the hose was lodged against the wall.
large stone has rolled up against
1t and is heavily sqeezing the hose.
What should We do?
Would we install the engine at the
upper end to force the water through
the hose with greater momentum or
would we place men along the hose to
stroke it all one way to cause the wa
ter in II TO flow faster? or would we
not go up to the stone that is squeez-
ing the hose and roll IL away" thus
allowing the hose to assume its full
size and its normal function? Surely
there can be no discussion upon this
subject.
Now this is exactly what a chiro-
practor does TO the human system.
When he finds vertebra has slipped
and is pressing upon a nerve causing
distress and suffering. he goes right to
the bone i,self and adjusts II into
place. thus allowing the nerve to as
sumo its natural size and resume its
normal function.
There the pain and suffering called
sickness or disease is gone and health
comes with the flow of the nerve vi
tally In its fullness and completeness.
Now the value of a friendly talk.
child can gain a clearer idea OF an
elephant by looking at it five minutes
than by hearing others talk about 1t
for five years.
You can gain clearer idea OF the
cause Of your disease in a few minutes
talk with me, than you can, perhaps,
in months OF investigation elsewhere.
Therefore, you may never be we'll
until you have taken scientific spinal
adjustments, such as 1 am prepared to
give you.
Know that chiropractic deals with
the human anatomy as it is. and is the
SAFEST. SUREST. and QUICKEST
ROUTE to HEALTH.
My next article will be on FALLS"
r. JoBLlNG
Doctor of Chiropractic.
Asselin Blk. Sixth Street.
CALUMET.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
ADVANCEMENT '~s ..;:
do not know

We are forced to either advance or
lretrograde. When you read OF the pro-
gress made In the line of electrical in
yentions. what name Is vivid in our
thoughts? Edison. - OF SteamH ~
Watt.-Of the Atlantic cable?-lreld.
OF wireless telegraphy ?--Marconi'
These inventions have been made
by one lone man, who, In his
individual field OF progress dared TO
step beyond the beaten path and set
forth the result of his own genius.
Shall progress be along these lines
only? Certainly not Today compe-
tent Chiropractors do not treat effects.
named diseases, but wisely remove the
deadly pressure placed upon the nerves
which is the CAUSE of disease.
The vertebra OF your backbone ad-
justs with sharp little click and the
imprisoned nerves are set free and the
individual soon finds himself enjoying
the best Of health. If bones are dis
placed in your spine, they should be
replaced, should they not? Then does
not scientific adjustment of the parts
Of the backbone which causes every
absence of health and strength. appeal
TO you as being the only accurate
means of obtaining good health. If the
spine is right, the man is right but not
one man. or woman in Calumet has a
perfect spinal column, as every lndi-
vidual has from one 10 ten vertebral
Gisplacements, should not this great
science of spinal adjustment be of un-
told value to millions of people and
have n boundless field of application;
and all in all, should II not be known
as the colossus of the twentieth CEN
fury? Has any other means been
brought into use for the people which,
shall prolong their days and save them
from years of suffering and a prema-
ture grave?
You may say, / have a good spine,
just have a little pain now and again.
That's just the beginning OF your
trouble, go to a chlropractor at once,
and get that little pain stopped.
Willard Carver, LIB, DC, writes:
numerous, and so entirely the rule with
the human family of today that a CHR
opractor would be delighted indeed to
be able to find spinal column in
which there We're no solicitations or
displacements of vertebrae. The writer
hos examined them by the thousands,
and has so far examined but one spine,
that of the most distinguished teacher
and liver of physical education in this
country, Prof. Edward b. Warman, OF
Los Angeles, Cal, I'm which there was
no sublutation. At the time Of this
examination the gentleman was in his
siXtieth year, enjoying the perfect
health of a child. and for seventeen
years had not been tired mentally or
1t has been demonstrated for years
that the abnormal pressure OF these
verteprae when sublutated. is the
abnormal functions. 1t will be readily
seen, therefore, that this fact is one Of
very great Importance especially when
one pauses to consider that 1t
is almost impossible to find an
individual who is entirely free
from pain or sickness OF the various
parts of their body. These sublusca-
tons are caused primarily by any
sprain, shock or contraction of mus
Giles that is sufficient TO loosen one or
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
STOMACH MISERY ENDS.
Indigestion, Gas, Sourness or
Dyspepsia 90 in five
minutes.


If you had some Diapepsin handy
and would take a little now your
stomach distress or Indigestion would
feel fine
This harmless preparation will d.
gest anything you eat and overcome
sour, out of-order stomach before
you realize II.
If your meals don't tempt you, or
what little you do eat seems to fill
you, or lays like a lump of lead i'm
your stomach, or IL you have heart
burn, that is q sign OF Indigestion.
Ask your Pharmacist for 5O-cent
case of Pape's Diapepsin and take a
little just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risings, no belching
OF undigested food mixed with acid.
no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness
or heavy feeling i'm the stomach Maui
sea. Debilitating Headaches. Dizzi-
ness or Intestinal gripping. This will
all go, and besides, there will be no
undigested food left over in the stom-
ach to poison your breath with nau-
seous odors.
Papes Diapepsin is certain cure
Tor out-of-order stomacns. because It
prevents fermentation and takes hold
OF your food and digests It just the
same as If your stomach wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery Is at any drug store watt
ing for you.
These large 50-cent cases OF Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
TO thoroughly cure almost any case Of
dyspepsia, Indigestion or any other
stomach disturbance
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
Weather Conditions.

Ihe barometer continues high
throughout the United states and Can
ada; the only low being "A slight trough
over the Southwest extending from San
Francisco 10 Phoenix. The crest OF high
pressure over the Atlantic Coast has
moved eastward out Of the field OF OBJ
aerVauon, but the one I'm the West has
become sim deeper with sea level
pressure Of 3O.C2 inches at Helena,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Mont, and Sheridan, Wyo. It is much
colder over the Lake Region and Up
per Mississippi Valley this morning.
Due 10 the lower pressure in the
Southwest 1t is warmer in the Great
Basin; elsewhere temperature changes
have been unimportant. Due to the
prevailing high pressure only light
scattered precipitation has occurred.
Generally fair weather is indicated for
this vicinity during the next S6 hours
II will be cooler tonight with a mini
mum OF about "a degrees.
H. b. COwDRICK.
Official in Charge.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
YOUR DRUGGIST
STOPS THAT ITCH

n you are suffering from Eczema.
Psoriasis or any other kind Of skin
trouble, drop into our store for in
slant relief We will guarantee you
70 stop that itch in two seconds.
A Z5c trial bottle will prove IL.
We have sold other remedies for
skin troubles. but none that we could
recommend more highly than the well
known compound Of on Of Winter
green. ThymOl and a few other in
gradients that have wrought such Won
derful cures all over the country
This compound, known as D. y. D.
Prescription, will cool and heal the
itchy, burning skin as nothing else
can. Get "a regular bottle and seen
our no-pay offer,
.4sIe DIug store. Calumet, Michigan.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
CHILDREN BURN TO DEATH.
ontonason Farmers Home Burns to
the Ground. Two Lose Lives.


Word received last evening from on
tonagon conveys the sad news Of the
deaths Of two small children in a fire
which destroyed the home Of their
father yesterday. The victims were
the four and FIVE year old daughters
of John Matson. a farmer residing on
the Rockland road about six miles
from Ontonagon. Mr.. Matson left the
two children in the house about .
o'clock. while he went % the barn To
milk a COW. Ii is presumed that the
children overturned a lamp, for a few
minutes after their father left tho
house, it was entirely envelopcd in
flames and burned TO the ground in
short time The flames ragged so fierce
iy that il was impossible 10 rescue
the children.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Presbyterian of the South: Tattered
Tim-lve been trampin' four lars,
ma'am, an it's all cause heard the
doctors recommended walkin' as the
best exercise.
Mrs. Prim-Well, the doctors are
right Walk along.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
HoUGHTON TEAM LOSES.
Hancock Bowlers Win Two Games in
Match at Dee Alleys.

The Mitchell bowling team of Han
cock won the match bowled last even
ing at the Dee alleys against the
Houghton five the team from the north
side Of the lake taking the first and
second and the Houghtons the third
game. The scores were as follows:
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Chicago News: The Man at the
Door-Madam I'm the piano tuner.
The Woman didn't send for a pi-
anO tuner
The Mani know it, lady; the. neigh
bors did.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Lippincott's; why does your new
baby cry so much?
Say, II all your teeth were out,
your hair off, and your legs so weak
that YOU couldn't stand on them, ]
rather fancy you'd feel like crying
yourself"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Some paper lying under the billboard
near the Swift hardware store caught
fire yesterday afternoon about 4 o'clock
and gave the hremen run. The fire
was put out with the chemical appa-
ratus.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

the lead at present in the contest for
the prize which Liable & Kelly, man
ayers Of the Dee alleys are offering for
the best scoreh above 1870. Anderson
has a record Of 219, and Charles Dover
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
Local Office L. S. Weather Burei
HoughtoH Mich. oct. 20. 1911.
Foreeasts I'LL zP. NJ Friday.

Copper Country: Generally fair to-
night and Friday. Cooler tonight.
Upper Michigan. Generally fair to-
night and Friday. Lowest temperature
tonight about q degrees.
Lake Superior. Light TO moderate
westerly winds.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Life: Husband-What! Three hun
dred and fifty dollars for that gown ?
My dear, how extravagant you are!
Wife-No more than you. Didn't
You spend SIS for your last suit?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

Chicago News: Employer-We want
a diplomatic. tactful, smart office boy
Boy-Well, am used to send sis
ter's beau away when she didn't want
TO see him.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
HoUeHToN COUNCIL.
Special Meeting to Be Held Thursday
Evening.

Several important matters are 10 be
considered at the special meeting OF
the Houghton council 10 be held
Thursday evening. among them being
tint report on the new lighting system.
Four sample flaming arc lamps are
now being tried out az the intersections
OF Sheldon street with Huron, Dodge,
Pewabic and uincy streets, and If the
report Is favorable. il is likely that a
series of lights will be installed at the
expense OF the business and that the
entire lighting system will be altered
So as 20 conform To- the new system,
although il is not likely that the coun-
ell will increase the lighting expense.
A list OF the Houghton water tanks,
their locations and capacities viii soon
be recorded in the Office of the VII
lage clerk FOR the information of the
public. The list follows:
Dakotah reservoir. four blocks
south Of bridge. capacity,
(ganons) 80. ............ 422, s79
Hight pressure reservoir, near
Hurontown, capacity, (gal-
lons) ..... -. ............ 491. ASP
reservoir. Dakotah
Heights capacity (gallons). 92,340
old reservoir, near Hurontown,
capacity, (gallons) ........ $4,000
New reservoir. Pewabic street,
capacity, (gallons) .......1,0O0, 900
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26

OF Hancock is second with 2iS. An
having over lsO viii bowl on Monday
night and the highest viii take the
prize.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
DoDoEVlLLE STORE SOLD.

John Karppinen, Jr.. and wife and
Jacob Karppinen Of DodgevilIe yes
terday sold their store building and
general merchandise business 10 EN-
ma Messner, who takes possession at
once. The consideration was $2,35O.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-10-26
CONTRACT LET FOR ROCK
TO REPAIR BREAKWATER
AWARDED TO CHARLES AoFF.
MAN, THE ONLY BIDDER.
Farm Boulders TO Be Furnished 10 Fill
Holes in BreakNster.

The contract for furnishing rocb
with which 10 IN in holes that have
occurred in the west pier OF the break
water at the canal entrance was
awarded this week 10 Charles Hon
man. OF Hancock township. a farmer
residing near the canal Bids We're
received by Engineer George II. Banks
last week and by him forwarded 20
Duluth where the engineer in charge Of
the district awarded the contract Mr..
Hoffman is 10 deposit farm boulders on
the side OF the canal in the vicinity
Of the watchman's residence. whence
they will be loaded into rock boxes,
and picked mp by a government scow
and towed 10 the spot where they are
needed. The rock will be placed in the
cribs or pockets on the breakwater TO
nh up holes caused by the breaking OF
the front Of the pier which allowed the
filing TO run out. Heavy eight and
ten-ton rocks have been deposited by
Powell & Mitchell along the front OF
the breakwater. and will hold in place
the smaller rocks TO be furnished by
Mr. Hoffman.
Local Marine Notes.
on Tuesday afternoon last, the
steamer North Star OF the Mutual
line went aground while passing Prin-
cess Point in the lower canal at Port
age River near the entry. The boat
grounded at about noon and was fast
until three o'clock when 1t released
itself by means of the snubbing posts
placed along the banks by the govern
ment for this purpose
The lumber barge Exile which was
sunk recently in the canal and was
subsequently pumped out at Houghton
and towed 10 Saginaw by the steamer
Homer Warren. reached Saginaw sun
day. where the remaining portion of
the cargo was removed The Exile is
in such bad condition that IL is not
advisable 10 repair Il. The
forward bulkheads and tow post are
gone. and the boiler, winch and othei |
portions Of the boat are in such shape
as to make the boat practically worth.
less.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-10-13

meant to act like man. But after
awhile Janey's little heart cracked o
bit, and she said to James:
Il think we had better say goodby
James, for | do not think | care to
share a possession with Genevieve."
This was natural of Janey, but ex-
tremely injudicious, because, now that
he felt he would be doing nothing UNI
manly, James took the freedom offer
ed him, whereas, down in the breaking
heart Of her, Janey hoped against hope
that he would not take II.
Then he openly devoted himself to
Genevieve. and Gencyieve. having &C
CURED him. forgot all those hirty
chances of hers and declined to both
er much with James. While her moth
er said: Dear me, l wonder II he sup
poses that Genevieve would look at
him! He has nothing, positively moth
ing. and Is just country boy. While
as for Genevieve!"
But James though-and perhaps be-
cause-from the country had all sorts
of good stuff In him, It appeared, and
attracted the attention of important
personages, who gave him various
good openings, of every one of which
he took immediate and energetic adj
vantage. While as for Genevieyel
Genevieve thought there was what
the story book calls Another But a
year or so passed, and then another
year or so, and Another said nothing
about 1t, and after awhile Another
went away and married another girl.
SO Genevieve, who no longer smiled on
her birthday, cast a glance at James,
whom she had kept put away in case
OF rainy day.
James, by this time. was rather an
important person TO keep on the shelf,
and. in fact, he had said from time TO
time to Genevieye: Come and go
driving" or Come. and let US go to
the club dance tonight" or I'VE are
getting up a quiet little affair. and l
do hope you will permit me-" And
the little affair would be the impor-
tant Bachelors dance Of the season.
and JameD would lead the cotillon with
Genevieve.
After Another's injudicious mar
riage, Geneyieve found these things
very. very pleasant, Just Ike some sort
OF healing salye, perhaps. But the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-10-13

DO you remember when you were O
sturdy, freckle-faced Jimmy-boy or a
baby Jenny-girl. about as high as the
table, and they had strawberries for
supper? Didn't you always save the
biggest and reddest and most beautiful
for the very last bite?
OF course you did. So did 1: So did
everybody
Well, so did the Genevieve am 60
ing 10 ten you about. And so, espe.
cially, did James.
This James was from the country a
very, very few years back. with a uni
versity and law school between him
and the days when he used to be en-.
gagged to dear little girl down in the
home neighborhood. But now he was
engaged to Janey, was this very tail
and handsome James, who had the
most wonderful eyes, with the glinting
blaze OF the true sapphire in them, and
black hair and broad shoulders. and a
smile that would vile the birds OF
even blackberry bushes, full of fruit,
and voice-weli, voice that was
Just the point.
Janey was little, and sweet, and
loving, and very, very clever--far more
clever than James thought she was at
the time. But not with the cleverness
that keeps such James as her perma-
nent possession.
This was the cleverness possessed
by Genevieve, who lived a few blocks
away, and who fiirted her eyes at
James when she saw him, because ii
was her nature to fiirt her eyes when
she saw perfectly nice James about
So, when his heart began to beat GU
riously at Genevieve and her firty
eyes, James was not pleased. He
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-10-13
No Vacancy for Him.

I'VE once had night clerk who
was an EnglIshman," said New York
hotel manager You know the call
lists, the sheets on which are record
ed the hours at which guests wish TO
be awakened in the mornings, are
made out in rows of Z A. NJ, 1880 800
and so on. Well. one night a lot Of
people had left calls for 1880 when a
man came up to the EnglIshman and
said he wanted to be awakened at that
hour. The clerk looked down the list
and found that all the lines under 1880
had been filled. He said to the Wis
itor:
"Really, am very sorry. sir, but
we haven't another vacancy for 1880
But we have some under and g."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-10-13

yealed but reluctantly their long hid
den secrets. Nevertheless. some forty
years ago, Russian miners. ever in
trepid In their eastward quest of the
precious metal, had reached the auri-
ferrous drifts in the valley of the
mighty Amur that rolls from the
heart of China grandly down to the
lonely Okhotsk sea.
After the wonderful Klondike ex-
element of gold deposits throughout
Siberia's corresponding ATTITUDES of
similar geological formations lent adj
ditional strength to the old tradition
that the gold-bearing zone extended
from Northwestern America to North
western Asia and that consequently
the further shores of Boring Sea were
well worth prospecting.
The first short-liyed and barbaric,
but, OH so glorious splendors of Daw-
son and Nome had begun to pale, when
a persistent and seemingly well-au-
thenticated rumor of valuable nuggets
having been found along the shores of
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-10-13
Ocular Testimony.

"How did Smith find out If ocean
travelling were good for the health" /.
"He went to sea
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-10-13

IBERIA'S first gold
placers were discov-
cred about the middle
of the eighteenth cen
fury in the rugged fast
nesses of the Ural
Mountains. frowning
along the borders of
Europe and Asia
Primeval forests and
painless tundras re-