Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-20
NOVEL PROGRAM Of
ENTERT A|NMENT
At SAN|TOR|UM
Patients at DR.. Shortle's Insti-
tuition Hold Clever and In
teresting Affair for Benefit
of Selves and Guests.

week.. u iottcr expressing Go the hird-
man the appreciation of the patients
eft the Shurtl, snmtorlum for fiight
mad ESQ tioso to the institution that
every patient could 500 tho aviator
and urruplnnv di~tnrtlt tn" letter
Go walsh was unique ana classic.
Closely following this stunt comes 10
novel program of entertainment ai-
ranged at the shortIc place by u wcli
known theatrical mansgvr who CJWH
to ALBUQUERQUE for the benefit of hts
health 49, special request We omit
~, name ~ this gentleman. who huH
"a national reputation. but are author
god 90 print the program. which be-.
gins with the fruntisplcrc dccorgtra
a. follows Entertainment by the
Select society ul Lungors of Or
Shortlc's san0tortWu, Alhupuorqur
y " Admission, Two Coughs, ""
Flowers
The following rules Hnd regulations
ore llI down. following tho flrqi an
uounrcmont
Each member of IA" society is
privileged to hring gR guests on
sympathetic triond not member
The proceeds of the entertainment
VIII be used a. establish pension
und fnt WnHt1rium patients Who
artloasN become cured ana are thus
reduced tu the necessity ui working
lot their lyine
cups .uG thermometer mas h'
checked 90 th, entrance r desired,
aud called for when needed.
During thc ini,rmlssiona guests
wiil pleas, r,fraiu from ttaWplnG un
th, lawn ur climbing tho trees
Tho m1uug amoGt viii not Doe rec
sponsiblc Tor The safety ul guests who
become too Intimate Win tho pet
suakos ana youupcdDs on Che prcm-
isos
Conductins Of Dr and Mr. Sh1rti,
90 seats of honor. followed Dos the
Chautauquu salute nom thr society.
Addross. Patients ycrsl lmuu.
ticace. Dt Shurtir
NSn, 1guo. linV. d. r. Don. in
GermanN Dos solN Mr. llnrh
Pathetic pmyisL Mis-. Morrison
ACt tuunhs ana uh,cHcs.
Act g. More coughs nnd Nhoozct
Act 8 Ssmg ,~ A''
Miss Morrison b. wr'I known Hs
90, ofiF.nator 90 the prinrip1i r'i, in
! IlIN fN|NNfINs H'HN HN' .'N Nf'
Takng oi t,mp,rgtnrr
-lr sht uf hsud p.rfurn.u., TN
Eav El what E,.lma nl tt Mt
ROYCE, 40 thr CLOSE ot tn.s a.t th.
audieuc, s invited Co SEARCH At
Hof,, cor, uny, and su.N $50 uI-
UclVDs th.t ho did NOT lruu .H"
under hH .lNt.
soulow sulu "Nors ,or tr N.eht
&C. COMING Mr. Nlan puuslnas
NourH nrtDut
Wrdul IN CnasuU c... ,r
! nov G.' Arrested Wunuu 10. $40
of Dol Policeman Mis- Fluod
Ii, sr. ,ul request Mis-, flnui Hil
ALSO giv, % charming iltlr selection
entitled lIuss and BUGGY Hldr.
i.rctutr. Wild Animals I nHtr
I Known at int san" Ma sabine ,ll-
Illustrated %, collection nf choils sneD-
im,nel
selection. Toast and Ncar.Toa-, %
The Cook
Rest hour
demonstration of Food Conmmp.
| ton Mr. Huvtlmeler. alias the
Hungry Hoosicr. az THE perform
| anc, M uovclmeler viii Cud,ugur 60
| break hi previous record of three
square mcals--with i,llo attachment
| lin thuft minutes y. g. Gucsts
are politely requested not "a feed Mi
| uoyvlmcior peanuts during thr rest
{ hours
saddish. swcctish Scxtc,tc. We
I love tn ur--wc lone 90 lic--wc love To
liz ua down and rest. MesHrs liugan,
Matlock. kclN, Wcakley. Lenhy and
Mems
stcrooptlcon talk. "rhe Social side
% snnatlrium Life. Mr. Marks
,Pictures taken az silver city,
TnkiuE of temperature.
Dialogue. Trays ana Entrees,
Mrs C1rter ana Miss Pollock.
side Talks Ca Lungers. or How
scauir, Tho Art ni buing the Least
Work ln IA Most Tune MIR Brown
ENf1d FROM Tenn, SONS In Nc
moriam' Hing out, wild Bcils,
the Nur-,
i Demonstration Of Human Reirlg
ORATOR., Miss Henor tAliss zonoi
VIII touch an lee cream frcezcr lr
tut yieN Of the audience. The cream
vUl be- frozen In three minutes and
with graham crackers. with be- scrvot
lartrr ID, entertainment at five ccnt'
az star, "a hack fund To transport i'm
pccuniaus luugers to and from ih'
moving picture snow.l
Selection. steaks and Mis-inkes.
! The Waiter Daring this act TN
lwniter VIII introduce new an'
touching ballad ontitled wait m,
Murmur Not
sentimental sketch, Lessons u
Love Making Miss Margaret Shorih
aud Dr. Ciprs, tPcnclls ana pape
iwni be furnished any heart hungr!
maids and bachelors who may dosir'
To take notesl
Rest hour
chorus. by the society of Lungeri
Tune, America
New MeXicu tis of thee,
Land OF the tired T-H
Of thee Isl" sing
Land where the bugs have dicd
Land nf th" Lungcrs' pride.
From every cuttn gc-side
Lot loud coughs rims.
Grand fiuaic- society veil
Cough cough, c1usn- who are We
We are the iungprs Snclc-tcn.
HUGS, hugs, pugs kiil en- II You eai
iwou i've or die AZ shortle San,