Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-08-05
HOW TO WIN A FORTUNE.
Find a Remedy for One of a Score
of Maladies and Get Rich.

There is no doubt that a fortune
and probably a large one await:
the man who shall solve certain
problems, says Tit-Bits. Surgery. foi
instance has made wonderful stride.
of late years, and its allied art OF
dentistry has become almost an exact
science; but though the dentist car
furnish the mouth with new and
wonderfully efficient instruments OF
| mastication, yet the surgeon has hith-
erto entirely failed To replace the
WORKOUT organs of Indigestion.
He can remove, wholly or in part
almost every organ of the body. but
he can do very little toward their ar
| tificial replacement 1t is said that
Mr.. Rockefeller has offered half a
million dollars to anyone who will
supply him with a new digestive ap-
pratus, but up To the present we
have not heard that anyone has
drawn the cash
The same gentleman is bald, and
although he is probably less per
turbed about his bald pate than
about his dyspetic stomach. yet
doubtless he would be willing To en-
dow that man with a pension for
life who would rethatch his roof
Many hair washes there are which
have admirable qualities in the direc-
ton of stimulating the growth of the
hair and preventing il from falling
out, but even the manufacturer Of
those articles of the toilet would
frankly admit that real and in
fallible cure for badness has not
been discovered. The man who could
rise up and demonstrate to the world
that he can make hair spring up on
patch of pate as smooth as a bill
lard ball would be a millionaire in
six months.
Many diseases. like leprosy. the
plague, cholera, and smallpox. have
been wholly or nearly eradicatcd from
western Europe, America and the
British colonies, yet rheumatism con-
unues 70 cripple tens of thousands.
and is considered by most doctors as
practically incurable. The man who
can find a genuine cure is likely to
be a millionaire in life and To have
his statue in every city after he is
dead
The same remarks apply to cancer
Investigators are engaged on the
problems involved IN the cure of this
disease in every quarter of the globe
1t is no eXaggeration to say that mil
lions Of pounds have been spent on
research work in connection with II.
and yet its ravages remain undated
SO far as consumption is concerned.
all the above remarks aptIv. bIIt in
this case more rational treatment
of the patients and their more care
full isolation have done something to
reduce its ravages. There are teem-
ing thousands of men and women
who would be willing to shower all
their treasures at the feet of the man
who, one fine morning, could step
forth and say: Here is a certain
cure for consumption" or. 81 hold
in my hand the antidote to cancer"
Aye, the world would beautify him.
No one has ever found cure for
yet there is a fortune
awaiting the man who will do So.
Many sailors even, of whom the |
Mighty Nelson" was one. are victims
of sea-sickness if the weather should
be at all rough. 1t has been a hu-
man experience ever since man VEN
tured to embark upon the ocean. Yet
nobody has ever found a remedy for |
It.
Just as, when you have a cold, ev-
cry person you meet will give you a |
new and infallible cure, so. when YOU |
are going for a voyage, short or long.