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Evening journal., 1911-11-24
UNDERWEAR FOR LADIES.
Bows AND GIRLS

No. !.
Ladies' bleached cotton vests
and Pants; regular sizes, 5Oc; |
extra size, SOC.
Ladies' hecce-lined Vests and |
Pants, white and peeler; all |
No 3.
Ladies' wool and cotton Vests
and Pants; light. medium and |
heavy weight ............... |
No. 4.
Ladies' silk and wool Vests and /
Pants; regular sizes. Sl.OO, Sl.25 |
and Sl.5O.
Ladies' black tights; all sizes,
S1.OO, Sl.25 and $3.50.
No. 6.
Children's fleece lined Vests and
Pants; in white and unbleached;
all sizes ................. Zoe
No. z.
Children's wool and cotton Vests
and Pants. SOC; extra sizes, SOC.
No. s.
Boys fleece lined Union Suits;
gray and peeler. soc; extra sizes,
59c.
MEMS AND BOYS CLOTHING.
The correct thing in mems and
boys clothing is Just as easy to
have as not. It doesn't require any
special skill or any special eX-
pense to be amongst the best dress
ers. that is, II you come to Lippin-
colts for your clothes. We will III
you in a suit or overcoat and that
means nobody else will be better
dressed than you
Mems Suits $3.50 10 $500
Mems Overcoats $3.50 TO 5000
Boys Suits ..... $500 10 $50
Boys Overcoats $500 20 500
Mems Flexible Derby Hats, $40
and $3.50. Mems Scratch Eel
Hats I'm tho new shades, S1.5,
$500. $3.50. We have in stoc
our holiday line Of play suits, il
cluding Indian chief. India
squaw, cowboy. cowgirl an
policeman.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
SEASONABLE FOOTWEAR.

Womens dull. shiny and tan calf
Shoes, latest shapes and patterns,
special .......... $500 and $500
Special lot of women's dull leath-
er button Shoes. c and ID wide
sizes, 1-2 to Z. reduced to. 1920
Children's and Misses dull leath-
or Shoes, sizes 1-2 to IL, spe-
Cial ................. Ni.2J
SizeR II 1-2 to special $3.50
Boys strong serviceable Shoes.
$I.5O and $500
Sizes 10 TO 13 1-2 Sl.25 and $3.50
Goodyear Glove Rubbers for the
family in black. tan and white.
Children's. Misses and Ladies'
Leggins. in large varieties; also
Slumber Socks and Sleepers. all
colors.
CANDY SPECIALS.
Bohemian Cream. regular 40c;
tomorrow ................ dc lD.
Nellie BLY, Molasses with cream
ceE.er: tomorrow ..........l9c lb
Walnut, Cocoanut and Butter
Waters; you know this piece; to-
morrow .................2l ID
Reed butterScOtch WalerS. reg
ular zoe ID: tomorrow ....,. . l3c lb
Until sold Hershey's Milk Kisses.
regular Coo lb; special . .i0c lb
Get down early to get these.
| May last all day 1000 pounds
won't last long you know.
A full and complete line of Mems
! Flannel Night Robes and Pajamas
Also a special sale o. Mel 8
II Umbrellas.
ART DEPARTMENT.
Il Many special attractions for to-
II morrow.
II All linen Shirtwaists for braid
solid and punch work. special Sl.sd
Best linen Damask Towels
stamped with scallops with place
for initials. 75c; also Huck Towels
soalloped with place for mono
III gram ............... .....s'..s ''' '""'
Il Wonderful reductions In on
Il hand embroidered ready made pil
lows. $3.50. $1,000, $500 Pillows
$500. $500, $500, $3.50; prices Gu
in half.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24

Everyone who is troubled with
sore, sweaty, or tender feet-swollen
feet-smelly feet. corns, callouses or
bunions can quickly make their feet
well now. Here is instant RELIEF and
a lasting permanent remedy-its call
ed TIZ. TIZ makes sore feet well and
swollen feet are quickly reduced to
their natural size. Thousands of
ladies have been able to wear shoes
a full size smaller with perfect COM
fort.
It's the only foot remedy ever made
which acts on the principle of draw
ing out all the poisonous eXudations
which cause sore feet. Powders and
other remedies merely clog up the
pores. TIZ cleanses them out and
keeps them clean. II works right on.
You will feel better the very first time
it's used Use it a week and you can
forget you ever had sore feet. There
is nothing on earth that can compare
with it, TfZ is for sale at all drug
gists % cents per Don Cr direct II You
wish from Walter Luther Dodge q
Co. Chicago. III.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
HANDKERCHIEFS FOR
NOW AND CHRISTMAS

Our handkerchief department has
everything that one could wish for
in that line. Our buyer has taken
particular pains to make this line
the most attractive to ladies in
this city.
Initial Handkerchiefs. all linen,
choice of several different pat
terms. 25c and soc each
Ladies Lace trimmed, Armenian
hand embroidered initial, all linen
Handkerchiefs ....... SOC each
Ladies all linen initial Handker-
chiefs. A number OF different pat
terms ..............12 Lee each
We have over 100 different pat
terms. i'm all linen hand embroider-
ed. tone corner) Ladies Handker-
chiefs at 25c, soc, 75c, S1.OO each.
We have in connection with our
handkerchief department large
variety of solid gold jewelry. il
Cuff Pins .Sl.OO 10 $500 per pail
Bar Pins .. 800 to $500 eacl
Cuff Links SI.25 to $500 per pail
Stick Pins ....Sl.00 TO $500 eacl
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
Special Sale of Dress Goods and Silks
GHPP1ne@TT'
FURs! FURs! FuRs!

Our line of Furs far surpasses
any past season. There Is style.
quality and value in each and every
piece of the many smart new
models Its the class of merchan-
disc that makes friends Of our GUS
toners. We sell Reliable Furs"
only. If you are Interested in
"Furs" this season, come in and see
MS, because Fur buying is a matter
of confidence and all our Furs are
sold under their true" names. No
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
A great display comprising Black
Lynx, Black, Red. White and Sable
Fox. Eastern and Japanese Mink,
Natural and Dyed Wolf, Siberian
Dog. Natural and Dyed Raccoon
and Oppossum, Blended Muskrat.
Prices
Neck Pieces, $500 to $4,000.
Muffs, $500 to $1,000.
Fur Coats, of near Seal. Pony
Skin. Natural and Dyed Marmot,
Black and Sable Coney. Prices,
5000 10 $125.0O.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
LUP2TEe@TrTsS
roy LAND FOR SATURDAY.

TOY LAND FOR SATURDAY.
Dolls in all their splendor.
Dressed and undressed; $3.50 kind
for one day .................. .9sc
other Dolls. dressed or undress-
ed Pc, soc, Sl.OO and up 10 $500
each.
We are also headquarters for
Seds.
Flexible Storm King. Sl.5O TO
$500 each.
Girls Sleds ...... SOC TO Sl.50
Sled Bodies ...........S Sl.20
Automobiles $500 TO $1,000 each
Children's Chairs and Rockers.
soc to 1915 each
Blackboards ..... .Sl.OO 10 $3.50
Corniarchua and Wizard Base
bail ................... .,.... .HS.OO II
Tricycles for girls, $500 TO S12
Nelocipedes ....... Sl.5O TO 5000
Rocking Horses $500 10 $3.50
Teddy Wagons .. $3.50 10 $500
Express Wagons ..Sl.OO TO $500
Pianos ...........2 .25c TO $500
White Furniture from 75c 10
$500.
Mechanical Trains. SOC 10 $500
Air Rifles. Sl.OO 10 $500 each
Special sale Of Pictures. dark
frames; sold regularly soc to-
morrow -................ Zoe
Gas or Electric Lamps, COM
plelc ...-... ........+......... .p4.OU
Fancy Oil Lamps, $500 to $1,000
Special sale OF Carvers, $500
and $3.50; 3 pieces. 1925.
China i'm fancy pieces 25c TO $40
Open stock French. German and
domestic China $1,000 10 $500
For 1l2 piece dinner sets.
II A beautiful assortment OF Cut
Glass at moderate prices.
II One S-inch Bowl ........ .S2.19
LADIES' HOSIERY DEPART
II MENT.
Ladies' Onyx SILK Hose; Isle
top and Isle sole; in black and
toloIb ....s-s.......... .SI.u0
Ladies' Onyx Silk Hose; extra
large sizes, with double garter TOP.
J in black only ....S $3.50 and $500
Ladies' black silk Lisle Hose
i 35c, 3 pairs Si.0O. soc and 75c.
Evening journal., 1911-11-24

V e ge ia bic Com
pound and Sanativc
Wash have done me.
| live on a farm and
have worked very
hard. 1 am forty.
five years old, and
am the mother Of
thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that ] am
not broken down
with hard work and
the care of nv fam
Evening journal., 1911-11-24
Shop Early Please

big
to- this
Evening journal., 1911-11-24

Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUI-
NINE. Look for the signature of L.
w. GROVE Used the World over TO
Cure n Cold in One Day. 25c~
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
The Reynolds.

Reynolds Opera House opened its
doors this week for the summer with
Dan Kelley and the Reynolds speciality
acts Mrs. Kelley as a rifle shot was
one OF the best seen here. On Tuesday
night, the Fourth, Manager Reynolds
favored his patrons with sparring1
match between Battling Burke, Of N6R
Orleans, and Bob Robidou, the Mem
phis lightweight. The match was eight
rounds and was closely contested to the
finish. Robidou has the advantage
probably OF science and speed, but
Burke has better armor and endurance.
1t was an exhibition contest, of course
displaying the science and skill Of man
ly defense. Quite number Of ladies
were in the audience, who seemed to be
very much interested. Before the prin-
cipals we're introduced local match Of
four rounds was pulled off between
Jew" Whitley and Edible" McCul-
Tough. This match was also pretty
evenly divided and the boys showed
some skill as well as battling spirit
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Real Estate Transfers.

X. A. Pierce and wife to Seth Curtin,
lot in Union City $500.
Seth Curtin and wife to HI. A. Beck,
lot in Union City. $500,
II. A. Beck and wife to Seth Curtin,
lot in Union City, 81 $50.
H. A. Beck to Canvas Decoy Co., lot
in Union City, 81, $50.
III. A. Beck and L. S. Parks to Seth
Curtin, lot in Union City, $500.
Richard w. Norton and wife to r. S.
Mcconnell ct al, interest in ia acres
in No. 2, $3.50.
A. Wilson and wife to J. l.. Bradshaw,
lot in Obion, $3.50.
E. o. Kern to J. G. Elder, 8 lots in
Kenton, $3.50.
A. Wilson and wife to I, B. Finney,
lots in Obion, $40
]. L. Bradshaw and wife 10 r. A..
Hutchinson, lot in Obion, $1,000.
]. H. Wheeler and wife to Henry G.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Married at Union City.

Miss Ollie Mathews, the beautiful and
accomplished daughter Of Mr.. Bayless
Mathews, of Gibbs, was last week at the
Baptist Church in this city united in
marriage to Mr.. Jerry Wellons, Of Mem
phis. Rev. Brinkley tied the silken
knot
The bride is very popular young
woman and exceptionally attractive.
The groom is baggage master on the /.
G. r. r. The home of the newly weds
will be in Memphis, and the congratu-
lations Of many friends are extended.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
CERTAIN RESULTS.
MANY UNION CRY CITIZEN Knows
How SURE THEY ARE.

MANY UNION CRY CITIZEN Knows
How SURE They ARE.
Nothing uncertain about the work d
Doan's Kidney Pills in Union City
There is plenty Of positive proof q this
in the testimony Of citizens Such eyi-
dence should convince the most skepti-
cal doubter. Read the following state
ments
H. T. Dunn, Of All North Exchange
street, says Doan's Kidney Pills
have been Of SO such benefit to me
that ! gladly confirm all said ID their
praise when ! publicly recommended
them some years ago My back was In
bad shape and had pains in my kid
neys. The kidney secretions were un-
natural and passed too frequently. Soon
after ! began taking Doans Kidney
Pills my trouble was completely re-
Iieyed
For sale by all dealers. Price soc.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States
Remember the name Doan and
take no other.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Church Notice.

Cumberland Presbyterian Sun day
school at 9.45 a. m. Glasses for all
ages. Regular services at HOO a. m.
and S.15 p. m. At the morning hour
the sacrament Of the Lords Supper.
All members and friends urged to at
tend. The regular choir will render a
special musical program. At the even
ing hour-good music, short sermon.
Pleasant hour for all. Ladies may
come without their hats and gentlemen
without their coats All will be cor
daily welcomed.
]. H. ZwINGLE, Pastor.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Swallowed Coal Oil.

The four-year-old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Forest Wilson died last Sunday at
the home Of his parents near Clayton
from the effects OF swallowing too much
coal oil The little fellow found cup
of coal oil on the cooking stove, and, in
his childish innocence, drank it without
knowing its harmful effects Death re-
suited after succession Of commissions
in the midst Of the grief-stricken house
hold. The. entire community sympa-
thizes with the bereaved.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tiona1 remedies Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining OF the
eustachian tube. When this tube is infianed
YOU have rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when ii is entirely closed, deafness IS the
out and this tube restored to its normal condition
the hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten this deafness is caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condition o.
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
Of Deafness caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars,
free. +. ]. CHENEY & Co, IoledofO "
Sold by druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Burglars at Riyes.

Rives, Tenn, July burglars en-
tered the store of F. P. Carter & Com
pany last night and took various articles,
including shirts, canned goods and
cigars, also the change that was left in
the cash drawer over night. Entrance
was effected by removing large glass
from the front door.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Wheeler and wife. lot in Troy, $3.50.

Wheeler and wife, lot in Troy, $3.50.
G. +. Dyer andwife to ]. A. Harmon,
2 lots in Obion, 5000.
Patrick Light to Melissa Light, lot in
Union City, $3.50.
Nellie Edmonds ct al. to Henry Ed
monds, lot in Union City, 1926.
G. L. Trosker to A. Fields, IA acres
id No. 5, $780,
d. W Mettle and wife to L. N. Met
tie, lot in Obion, $40
A. Wilson to d. w. Mettle, lot in
Obion, $50.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Card of Thanks.

We wish to thank the many friends
aud neighbors for their sympathy and
kindness during the long illness and
death OF our dear husband and father.
Kind deeds are never forgotten and may
Gods richest blessings rest on all who
so faithfully stood by us in our trouble.
SARAH f. COUNCIL,
w. w. COUNCIL,
Mrs. J. A. HUDSON,
f. B. COUNCIL,
Mrs. E. NJ. BRUER,
CLEVELAND COUNCIL.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Drink Craving DESTROYED.

No more terrible affection can come
10 any home than the craving for strong
drink OF husband and father. We APP
peal to wives, mothers and sisters to
save the husband and father or brother
with Orrine, scientific treatment.
ORRINE is prepared in two forms /:
No. j, secret treatment, powder, abb
soIuteIy tasteless and odorless; Orrine
No. 9, in pill form, is for those who de-
sire to take voluntary treatment. OR
RINE costs only $1.00 a box. Call at
our store for free booklet, telling all
about the meritorious article, which we
have been selling for number OF years.
For sale at divers Red Cross Drug
Store.
4 sof1 Tel
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Memphis and Return $l.75.

One day and one night in Memphis.
Round trip from Cairo and Fulton to
Memphis with correspondingly low rates
from intermediate stations, going Sum
day, July Is, returning Monday, July
II.
Going the train viii leave Gibbs at
l0a4 a. m. Sunday, fare round trip
$1.75. Returning the train will leave
Memphis at ZOO p. m. Monday.
w. N. WAGGoNER, Agent.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Richard Andrews. Jr., Master Jno.
b. smoot and Miss Virginia Andrews
Of the Polk vicinity, visited relatives
here this week and enjoyed the sights
on the Fourth.
Mrs. W. G. Bruton, Of Ripley, is vis-
ting the family Of her father. W r.
Andrews, on Ury street. Mrs. Bruton
was accompanied by Miss Frances Palm
er, who is the charming guest Of Miss
Mary Andrews.
Don't worry about those refresh
ments, call Dahnke's.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Williams-Kirk.

Hickman, KY, July Cam Will
liams and Miss jessie Kirk were mar
ried at the home of the bride south Of
town Thursday, Rev W. L. King offici-
ating. The groom is son Of Willis
Williams OF the Brownsville vicinity.
The bride is we'll known in that vicin-
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
w. o. w. Take Notice.

To the members of Olive Camp, No
243, w. o. w: You are requested to
be present at our next regular conyen-
ton Saturday night, July 5, at 8 o'clock
sharp. Every member come, as inn
portant business is to be transacted
Fraternally,
f. r. RoBERTsoN, Clerk.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Esq. Sacra tied the knot last Monday
morning which united Mr.. Man Nc
Bride and Miss Dora Edgin, Of Hick-
man. The marriage took place at the
Office.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

L. W. Burton, OF Union City, has
rented the store formerly occupied by
D. c. Taylor & Co. and will begin at
once to install a moving picture show.
He will in all probability be ready to
open up to the public the first OF next
week. Trenton Herald.
The following party from Obion left
Tuesday for three weeks trip through
the west, visiting Salt Lake City, Den
yer, Colorado Springs, San Francisco,
Los Angeles, ETC.. Dr. James F. Oar
nall and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. A. Wilson
and daughter w. P. BEARD and wife,
Mrs. r. f. Cunningham, Misses Anna
Bess Morris, Lena Kelly and Louise
Sharp. Troy Press.
Nunnelee & Hunter, the plumbers,
are in Union City to stay, and solicit a
share Of your plumbing business. Phone
307 and 61S. All work and material is
guaranteed. Estimates furnished for
new work
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Lem Bonds and Anna May SwendIe.
A. B. Miner and Alliya Hall.
Tate Brockell and Myrtle Bizzle.
Man Mcbride and Dora Edgin.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07
Badly Crippled.

Mr.. Buck Hubbs, an attache Of the
Cumberland Telephone Co., fell from a
pole while at work at Gibbs last week
and his left leg was badly fractured.
Mr. Hubbs has been confined in bed
with bis injuries.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mrs. MolIie George Adams and daugh-
ter, Miss Mary. have returned from
Perry, Ark, where Mrs. Adams has
been teaching. 1t is understood that
Mrs. Adams will teach in Florida next
fall.
The Turk-Guedry Grocery Co. has
been organized at Paducah. Among
the officers William c. Clark, Of Pa
ducah, was elected one OF the vice
presidents. Mr.. Clark is son Of Mr..
and Mrs. I. R. CLARK. Of this city.
Lawn swings, lawn chairs and seats
on sale at Caldwell's Book Store from
81 90 to $500 each.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Luther Cherry, of Nash
vile, were in the city this week enjoy
ing the national holiday.
Miss Birdie Caruthers came home
from Nashville to enjoy the festivities
on the Fourth in Union City.
Officers Pardue and Noah had five
arrests to report this week and collec-
ton of fines amounting to $40.
Hot rolls, coffee cake, dough nuts
Saturday at Dahnke's.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

coaI--cOke- woOd--Call Tel. $50.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. J. III. McDearmon, Of
Dyer, were in the city on the Fourth
visiting their daughter, Miss May.
Rev. G. G. Newbill, who is now locat-
ed at Medina, Tenn, was in the city on
the Fourth mingling with friends.
Mrs. Wallace Crockett, of Troy, was a
visitor in Union City this week at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. f. j. Smith.
You've tried the rest, now try the
hest-Jersey Cream Flour.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Miss Nell Taylor, Of Dresden, was in,
Onion City enjoying the Fourth.
7. F. Stubs, Of Humboldt, was a
visitor in the city on the Fourth.
Miss sallie verhine, Of Gibbs, was a
shopper in the city last Saturday.
Dahnke's Sunday special---Ambrosia.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1911-07-07

Mr.. John Ashley, of this city, went
to Newbern this week to visit his pa
rents near that place. Mr.. Ashley is
connected with R. T. Curlin's store as
salesman.
Mrs. E. E. Williams and daughter,
Miss Sadie, are in st. Louis this week
with Herbert e. Williams, who is con-
nected with the Tilden Chemical Co. as
prescriptionist and salesman in that
city.
II you want the best and cheapest,
use Bon Air coal Union City Ice q
Coal Company.
Evening journal., 1911-03-31

may be together Use for something
from this scrap pile may be found al
most daily. For instance, an old wag-
on tire may be cut, Strengthened out
and used as the connecting rod on a
wagon brake.
In the cut shown herewith there is
indicated a way In which a very use
full tool may be made from the half OF
an old strap hinge This homemade
tool Is for use in making wire joints
or couplings. and the picture shows
pretty well how it is used. AS the
loop on the ordinary hinge is generally
too small 20 accommodate two or
three strand wire, the picture Is drawn
10 show this loop cut or and the end
of the hinge bent over to form a new
one. Before this new loop is made a
section Of the hinge should be fled
away, as shown, so as 70 give a grip
on the end Of the wire. A nice smooth
wire coupling or splice not only adds
much to its appearance. but Increases
its life as well. A good Joint does not
pull apart. and with the aid Of this
tool II is just rs easy 10 make a good
smooth joint as a poor one. and It lasts
kansas Farmer.
Evening journal., 1911-03-31
ON The EVE OF
ALL FOOLS DAY.
So Beware of the Kindly Coy
Who Would Ask You QueS-
tiOnS Tomorrow

Tomorrow-when you hear that
dozen fresh eggs are TO be given away
at 3 o'clock free TO all who will apply
at the grocery stores; when your
wife says she is going TO get along
without a new Easter hat when a
thoughtful small boy says you have
dropped a bundle. when the passers-
by grin upon catching sight of the
back of your coat, be on your
guard.
Tomorrow. to prevent any wounds
to your dignity, wear an electrified ar
NOR over your sack-suit, believe moth
ing you hear, do the exact opposite
of what you are told, and above all APP
proach things to eat with caution and
plenty of investigation as TO whether
they come up to the pure food law.
The only real safe way is to retire TO
the midst Of an African jungle. The
North Pole used 10 be good, but since
such a joker as Doc Cook went NJ
that way, there is no saying what
signs might greet you.
There is one comfort, there are nc
new April Fool jokes; thew we're all
used up I'm the days Of Noah; the
monkeys used to jolly the elephants in
the ark by asking them where they
got that black streak on their faces
So If you want to be on the safe
side, write to Professor EbenezeI
Squedunk, of Selbyville. and get HIS
neat compendium Of April Fool Jokes
J 100, pages, bound in calf. read Il
through tonight--and then stay al
home tomorrow.
Evening journal., 1911-03-31
MORE MONEY FOR
THE WATER BOARD,

An examination Of the act passed by
the Legislature to relieve the VIII
mington Water Department shows
that the go per cent. of its receipis
granted to the department e. for two
years only. The act pro-.des that
during the next two fiscal years clos
ing on July 30, 1913, Council shall
pay the department an annual ap-
propriation of so pep cent. of all its
revenues for the second year preced-
ing I'm June OF each year, with the
proviso that the appropriation shall
not fall below 100000.
With the increase in funds, the
Water Department officials expect 10
install the new turbine water wheel
at the city mill Slmping station, and
replace the. old water mains so that
high pressure can be brought to the
business section Of the city withou;
causing trouble.