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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
BEeoARs or GAY PAREE.
Mendieants, Who Are Said to Be Rich,
Still Ply Trade.

Not a few Paris beggars have be-
come historical Years ago there was
a female mendicGnt without legs and
with only one arm who could by a
trick IN her breathing produce i'm her
interior a sound like the tick of a PEN
dulum. Listen. ladies and gentle
men," she used to exclaim. Il have a
clock in my stomach" Her gaping
auditors used thereupon To apply an
ear To her back. IL was true They
could hear IL tick. Formerly, at one
end of the Pont Neuf there sat an old
blind man, accompanied by a poodle,
Enveloped in a large overcoat with
seven plaits, he did nothing all day
but keep a pair of expressionless eyes
directed toward heaven and shake his
tin money box from time 70 time. 1t
was a tradition in Paris that he had
given his daughter a dOwry of 500, 900
francs on the occasion of her marriage
TO a notary and that I'm the evening
after rafting his money box all day
the old man could often be seen in a
box at the opera, to which he had
driven in his carriage
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
BIG BLOWERS LIVE LONG.
Playing Wind instruments Doesn't
Tend 10 Shorten Life.

Ailments OF the heart and lungs have
been frequently attributed by pathol-
obists and others 10 the blowing OF
wind instruments. II has even been
asserted. without any definite founda-
ton In fact. that the cornet, from
bone or oboe player is blowing his
lungs away and viii die before his
time.
DR. Forcheimer i'm his "Prophylaxis
and Treatment Of international bis
eases" shows the fallacy of this be-
lief. He states emphatically that Just
as many players Of stringed instru-
ments have emphysema as players OF
wind instruments" and after a long
experience of musicians he has come
20 the conclusion that neither en-
physema nor it's predisposition is re-
suit of their occupation"
To determine statistically the effects
on longevity Of playing upon wind in
struments Or. James f. Rogers con-
suited Groves Dictionary of Music
and Musicians" and Champlin's "Cy-
clopedia of Music and Musicians" and
calculated the average age of 100 per
formers upon wind instruments and Of
a like number upon stringed instru-
ments. The average length OF life OF
players upon wind instruments was
635 years and of players upon stringed
instruments 60 years. OF the former
"a per cent reached ages above 40
years.
For the different wind instruments
the average ages We're as follows:
Flute, 61.2 years; oboe, 60 years; bas-
soon, 60 years; horn, GA years; clari-
net, G5.2 years; trumpet and cornet,
69.1 years. It is interesting that the
players on wind instruments who eX-
ert the greatest intra- pneumatic pres
sure-namely, performers on the trum-
pet and cornet-were the longest lived
while the players who exert the least
pressure, the hutists were the short
est.
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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

yards have already been taken and
where at least another two million
cubic yards must be removed.
AS the cut is carried down To its
final depth, conditions win. of course.
he aggravated. Other slides will start.
and existing slides will reach farther
up the slopes of the hillside II is i'm
possible To predict what magnitude the
present movements may ultimately at
tain as the cut is carried down to grade
and there is, Of course, some POSSIBLE
ity that portions of the cut which are
now stable will ultimately give way.
Rut the present methods of excavation
and removal by steam shovel and work
train. the cost Of getting rid Of the
slides Is about so cents a cubic yard.
Col. Cocktails. estimating the cost of
completing the canal made a liberal
allowance-if we remember rightly.
about $G.OOOOOO-for the removal of
slides.-Scientific American.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

less control future roadmaking in
England, and existing roads may be
reconstructed on a corresponding plan.
one of the chief advantages in separ-
ating the several kinds of traffic would
be in permitting different methods Of
surfacing the roads to be used and
those best adapted to the traffic ac-
commodated. Another advantage would
be the lessening Of the chances of acct
dents. A third advantage would be
the greater speed permissible to fast
travelling.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Tho crop of a large Rhode Island
red chicken is believed to contain a
diamond valued at $3.50, belonging ~
Mrs. William King of Middletown, N.
Y. Mrs. King lost the diamond from
an earring Monday, and the chicken,
which was near, is thought to have
picked II up, installing the gem for a
kernel of grain. Before the loss was
discovered the chicken was sold and
the purchaser has been asked TO in
vestigate the fowl at once in the hope
Of finding the diamond.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
MODERN RoAoMAKlNe.
Efforts in England to Meet Motor and
Trolley Car Traffic.

The following illustrates the efforts
in England to meet i'm roldmaking the
conditions imposed by motor and troll
ley car traffic;
A new and direct roadway is pro-
posed between West Hartepool and
Middlesbrough. near Newcastle, in
the county of Northumberland. a di-
rect line Of seven and three fourth
miles. In designing the roadway the
engineer i'm charge has given atten-
ton to the possible development in
both heavy slow and fast vehicular
and motor traffic, each of which de-
mands separate consideration and pos
sibly different methods of road sur
face treatment.-----------
The plan, accordingly. provides. for
IN confer fo0tpath road for motor
and light, fast traffic twenty -four
feet in width for highway purposes
of fifty-hve feet. The plan further
shows on the westernmost side of the
footpath a width of fourteen feet re-
served for light railway or trolley pur-
poses. making a total width of land to
be acquired Of sixty nine feet
scheme similar to this will doubt
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

\ courteous act on the part Of Will
lam O'Nell of Bainbridge. Ca, has
been rewarded by fortune. When
O'Niel exchanged a lower for an upper
sleeping car berth with j. T. Young
OF Oakland. Cal, four years ago. when
whore Mr.. Young was going for his
health, he thought little of the Incl
dent. Evidently Mr.. Young consider
cd IL n great favor. for i'm his VIII be
left $4,000 to the Georgian, who is
&c years old.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

The white leghorn hen owned by
Joan Grohan of Glenville, which re-
Gently helped him build a chicken coop
by holding nails in her beak after he
had smashed his finger. has learned a
new trick, says a Tarrytown. n Y,
dispatch. After Grohan has filed his
pipe he puts a match in the hens beak
and she scratches it across the floor,
and then she lights mis- pipe. Grohan
expects to teach the hen to put out the
match.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Henry Green of South Norwalk, ct,
tried to drive his newly acquired au-
tomobile into his garage after his first
"trip i'm il. I'm entering the garage the
gears became mixed and the machine
did not stop in it's appointed place, but
continued through the side of the
building and on through the side of a
barn on the adjoining property. When
it finally came TO a stop it was In a
box stall i'm a neighbours barn
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
Finds Self Through Item.

Albert H. Grimshaw, a DRUGGIST OF
Sumervilc, Mass, got on train March
to make a business trip to Boston.
The next he knew was when he dis
covered himself i'm Pueblo. Ohio. See
ing comment on his disappearance
i'm n medical journal. he recalled his
identity and notified the police.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
Good Cause for Insanity.

"They really fear she will become
insane. You see. she found a diary he
kept before he married her" "Oh.
see! And the awful revelations
Revelations? No 1t was in cipher.
and she couldn't read a word of it,"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

More than s2,OOO,OOO,OOO in redeem
cd bonds, representing the major pari
Of The governments Civil War debt. Is
being fed gradually 20 the furnace in
the Rureau OF Printing and Engraving
The engineers estimate that the inn
mcnse sum in old securities will gen
crate about as much steam as two tons
of good coal.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
ODDITIES IN THE
DAY S EV EN- rs

At a meeting of the imperial cancer
research fund board at London, it was
stated that no experimental labora-
tory progress had been made toward
combating the scourge.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

lionairc hobo" and his national COM
mittec Of the unemployed, are in ses-
sion this week, laying plans for
the big fall meeting. Among other
things the committee has decided to
make an appeal to President Taft for
the use of the senate chamber in
washington for the sessions of the
convention.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
Small Bows idea.

Small Harold was watching regi-
ment of soldiers marching by. head
ed by a band. Mamma" said he.
what's the use OF all them soldiers
that don't make music?'
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
a. r. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Everyone should carry some insur-
ance. Life insurance is a safe guard
that men should have. Get in a good
company when you insure. A. f. Men
zel-1-4 Quello Building.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
CALUMET GRANITE WORKS.

Manufacturers of all kinds of granite
and marble monuments. Cemetery
work of any description made to order
We are agents for the famous Wiscon-
sin GRANTEES. Cor. 9Th and OAK st.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
Powers Wasted.

las a rule. men habitually use only
a small part OF the powers which they
actually possess. and which they might
use under appropriate conditions. -
William James.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
CLOTHES Fer MEN.

Our new spring and summer line, the
latest novelties o; imported and domes-
tic fabrics await your early consider
alton. Goods bought from us give sat
lsfaction. Bachor & Sterk. Oak & 9TH.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Lieutenant of Police w. II. Nedwell
of New York. arrested his wife on
charge of drunkenness The court
committed her TO an asylum and or
dered the police husband To take her
there.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Edward Meyers, of North Lima, o.,
dreamed that his mother had fallen in
wen. He hurried to her home and
found her missing. then ran TO the well
ter
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
HosKING ELECTRIC CO.

Agents for the New Columbia Mel
tiple Battery The newest and best
on the market for ignition purposes.
Either for automobile or gasoline
boats. Try one and be convinced.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
e. \. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

We carry an immense line of fresh
meats, FISH. game and oysters with
which to please our customers. Spe-
cial attention and prompt delivery Civ
en- to ell phone orders. Phone 46.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

There is to be a national convention
of the unemployed in Washington 10
September. J. Fades How, the mil
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
MCCLURE AND RiLEY.

Experts on all kinds OF electrical
work. Lighting systems. phones in
stalled and wiring done. Agents for the
famous Kell Santo vacuum cleaner.
Tungsten lights in your store or home.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
sRACco ThE BAKER.

The best people in Calumet use our
bread because 1t is the best they can
buy. All our bakery goods are baked
fresh every day. Try our Italian
bread.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Fire, accident ami plate glass insur-
ance. Real Estate and loans. We re-
spectively solicit your business. See us
before purchasing real estate. w. l..
Stannard. Agent, John b. Leary, Mgr.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Forty-clght boa constructors We're
born at the Bronx ZOO at New York
Mrs. Ann Boa Constructor had to pu-
up terrific fight, as Papa Boa Com
strictor desired TO make a meal Oft
the infants.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

The stork visited James Crafts
Pomeranian spaniel on the dock at
New York, and customs inspectors
promptly assessed an import tax on
the pups. croft appealed and there's
now customs tangle.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
HOTEL MICHIGAN.

BASEBALL SCORES EVERY DAY.
First-class European hotel BUFFET
connection. In business section OF
Red Jacket. Cor. 9th and Oak SITS. NJ.
Bandettini, Prop.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
FASHIONABLE TAILOR.

The wise man is always well dressed
because he gets the best selection by
ordering early in the season. Spring
styles now in. Pressing and repair
ing. Matt Chop. Phone 63J.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
Value of Good Maxims.

Good maxims are germs of all good;
firmly impressed on the memory, they
Dnurish the Wiu.-Jouhert-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
MISUNDERSTANDING

Most up-to-date garage IN the Cop
per Country. Finest class Of repairing
and machine work OF all description.
Agents for the world famous Mitchell
Motor Cars N. Seventh 81. Phone 20.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
LAKESIDE FLORAL co.

Copper Countrys largest and most
modern greenhouses. All varieties OF
flowers, plants, shrubs and vines
Beautiful floral decorations for parties,
dinners. entertainments and funerals.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
JACOB kALLlo-uNpERTAKER.

Careful and efficient work is our
motto. The most considerate attention
given to ali cases. Lady embalmer al
ways in attendance. Phone orders Ia =.
ken both day and night. Phone 9s-1R.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
a. FAHLEN-JEWELER.

Dealers in high class watches,
clocks, silverware, fine china, cut pot
terry and OH, a brac. We can supply
your every demand. We make glasses
that are guaranteed to fit your eyes.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
HOOKING AND CO.

Exclusive styles in union suits. We
are sole agents for the Superior Union
Suits. They tit. We have them in
full length. Athletic and Poros-Knit.
$i.00 to $500 per suit.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
LIVERY AND UNDERTAKING.

Most up-to-date funeral directors
in Calumet. Furnishings for all fun
erals. The best livery outfits with
careful reliable drivers. Licensed en-
Dalmers Shea Bros. Phone 800.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
NJ. PAUL.

II you are DESTROYS of getting your
moneys worth in cigars. fruits. can
dies and general notions try us. A
trial will make you one OF our steady
customers. fifth ST.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
eoWAN MILLINERY CO.

We are selling our entire stock of
TRIMMED HATS at "a OFF. This
sale is genuine and offers a special op-
portunty to purchase midsummer hats
at bargain prices.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
RED JACKET BUSINESS DIRECTORY


i, Sunny Brook and Bond Hill Bottled
in Bond. full quart s1.0O per bottle.
These are bargain prices on this grade
Of goods. Ben Blum. same place. same
corner.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27

Two BARRIERS at the shop with the
magic words
"WE CAN DO ANYTHING"
Art Myers, Prop.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-27
For a fine HOT ROAST BEEF
SANDWICH or HOT LUNCH call al
MIKE CROWlEYS PLACE
The Majestic
INSURANCE.

Cor. Portland and Sixth Street.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-10-15

what happens st the table when the CA.
tarrh gaR comes on (and man cant eat
ard pull his uoso at the same t!ne) we will
not mention What happens Lfter such a
meal in the sittingrcom or dressing room,
or ballroom or the stairs anywhere and eV'
erywhere. with a hawk, hawk, hawk, can
be imagined. Wha, happens when the victim
almost leans on top Of the cusDidor. 10 the
presence OF members Of the family and hawks
.and Jerks With twisted face is sub!ec'
merely TO be mentioned. What happens our
lns tie snoring tleepess hours Of the might,
w}th a foul smelling odor waiting about In
the closed room. we can oasily picture.
Aod add to 10 all the misery Of the mlseI'
able man himself Is u any wender that di
vorce is seized upon As a curei
The Gauss treatmen, would az once remedy
al these horrible phases II leh 10 o. b.
Gauss. Mrs. Rausmussen would have no rea-
SON for getting divorce. These ere ss', case,
which, though they have their humorous
.rsIss after sll make or unmake the hsppl
ness Of US eli. II you have eatarrh N any
form, Gu, ou, the coupon below Id nal
II 10 @. z. Gauss, si7 Main st., AtrshaIL
Mich. and be cured.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-10-15

II you have nerves or you believe Other
people have any, you will just stop and looI
at yourself as you are, and before otho
people move away from you when they SEE
you coming, you ought to run away from
them. Go somewhere anywhere, just to b'
alone and take this page with you, cut ou
the coupon at the bottom, and send II now
before you pull your nose again, to u II
Gauss, ar Main st. Marshall, Mich.
Send for Free Trial Treatment
You will get by return mail free packag'
of the famous Gauss Combined Catarrh Treat
ment, the only positive cure for even th'
worst cases Of catsrrh o. earth. Gauss sends
you this treatment to prove to you that Il
will cure you, and II costs you nothing, abso
mtely nothing Gauss Treatment will save
YOU q world Of misery and humiliation, and
make you Instead Of an outcaH q welcome
soul In the bosom Of your family, and among
your friends and scQuaintances
Because you have not gagged at the table
yourself before this, don't imagine II will NOT
happen at some time or other az long as you
have catarrh Catarrh brings oil this iusi
as sure as night follows day II Is only q
question Of time. Send ths coupon.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-10-15
Thank Heavens, We Haze
Such a Man AS GauSS'

There Is no case too serious for MIR. Gaus,
10 consider; no case too slight for eonsiders
ate attentioni whoever writes to him "a
ceives prompt reply whatever questions ar,
asked are answered, and advice is freely Civ.
en-. 1t IA his liberal treatment Of eyeryons.
the broad view that he takes OF everyoae's
whims and eecentrieities, and his sympathy
for tho afflicted that has so often brought
forth in letters received from happy patients
all over the land this sentiment, THANK
heayens we have such a man as Gauss"
1t is not necessary 10 write q letter In
askklg for . free treatment. Just cut out
the coupon at tho bottom Of this page and
send II to q. T. Gauss, 5l7 Main st., Mar
shall, Mich. and you will receive hy returi
mail In plain sealed wrapper . free pack
age Of Gauss Oatarrh Treatment. II will cost
you nothing, and put you under no obligatior
whatever. This ia to prove to you at oace
what the treatment will do even In the worst
cases of eatarrh,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-10-15
HOW TO JUDGE A MANS HONESTY.
Tho Man Who Let's You "soe for Yourself
IL Usually Honest

IL Usually Honest.
Men, as rule, are first discovered by
heir enemies. Their antagonists turn on the
searchlight and the proof Of merit will do
pend on being able to stand tn. gloam. There
arc always men who aim to tear down every
good thing and there have been men who sci
about 10 ridicule the Gauss Catarrh Theat
ment and ngurAtiyely tear Il into shreds
They turned on the glesm and dissected IT,
They expected to find mere dross aut
found gold So Gauss has been discovered by
his enemies
But regardless Of all this, n man viii
show the goods" he has. willingly and
openly, and let his patients prove first to
themselves by their owu senses the value Of
what he offers them instead Of expecting
hem 10 take his word Tor it--there must bo
'omeihiug Of value In his "gosds' and IL
must show his Intentions 10 be honest
Every catarrh victim should make n test
u the great Gauss Catarrh Treatment It
IS free. All you have 10 DO Is 70 spend A
minute or two cutting out the coupon below
flling In with you name and address, and
send II on 10 G. Z. Gauss, sl7 Main St, Mar.
shall, Mich. You will get back package Of
tho Gauss Catarrh Treatment In plain wrap.
per and under seal. with full Information and
Instructions II costs you nothing and you
put yourself under no obligation whatever.
Uso Il according TO instructions don't er-
pect too much Of the treatment you get and
Il will provo 10 yvu that the worst case of
catarrh can be cured and that the Gauss Ca
iarrh Treatment can do II.
Cut out and mail the coupon today.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-10-15
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
spare the .t.mp. nnd .polI tho trea

Spare the stamp, and spoil tho treatment
We believe In telling the truth and saving
time.
Common seuse wins. write and ask any
Of Gauss patients.
Down In the mouth" can apply 10 th'
spirit ~ well as the chtarrh.
Half the unhappness "a the world comes
from little inflammations. Cure them early
All great things are conceived In Sweat.
Gauss worked hard and produced q cure that
will live after him.
Some would know great deal more about
being able to cure caNarrh II they could for
get lot Of old ideas they never would have
learned.
Tho reasons Of Hhe ttrorkcst always yield
70 the strongest reasons common sense
Gauss treatment prevails for the same rea.
son.
~ the cstsrrh victim would stick 70 the
treatment hs faithfully az the eatarrh sticks
70 him. that disease would probably be as
infrequent as the nov conquered dptheJa
There are some peape who Instead Of
making the best use Of tSe chances they have
for a cure are always telling OF whI they
might do under happier eireumstsnesL Bend
the eoupoa-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1911-10-15
In The Coils
From Childhood.

! have suffered with catarrh since was
4 years old but It has annoyed me more In
the last two years.
l tried everything read or heard Of, but
they did me no good and / saw your ndver.
tisement In paper and I wrote TO you and
received a sample package. l was impressed
90 favorably with the sample that l imhe.
dihtely sent for the full treatment,
suffered much with the dropping back
into my throat and after / had taken tho
medicine for three or four weeks this nasty
sensation entirely ceased and have never
had any return Of II. l am now fully cured
Of my cStarrh ind sm very grateful 10 you
and your medicine.
will be very glad 10 tell anyone whom
think needs Il and II you wish to use my
name you may do So as ! am 70 grateful
that / wish everybody who needs 1t would
use it, and / am sure that it will cure them
Miss Matte DullinEer, Brdsells St., South
Bend Ind.