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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03
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Builder protons, In Many Cases
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by George, never saw anything
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Protone. for the building up of weight
and lost nerve force. 1t acted more
like . miracle than q medicine said
q well known gentleman yesterday in
speaking Of the revolution that had
taken place in his condition Il be-
gan to think that there was nothing on
earth that could make me fat. l tried
tonics, digestives, heavy eating. diets,
milk, beer. and almost everything else
you could think of, but without result.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03
BOONE POOL HALLS WARNED.
County Attorney Notifies Proprietors
That Minors Must Be Kept Out,

Special to Times-Republtcan
Boone. March 3.-Last evening every
pool hall proprietor in the city received
letter from County Attorney Frank
Hollingsworth. calling attention to the
fact that many cases of law infraction
had been reported to him and the Of
tenders must live up to the statutes
or pay the consequences. Numerous
complaints have been made to the
county attorney by parents, the Civic
Leag que OF the city and by various bod
les, about the frequency OF the visits
Of minors to these places OF amuse-
ment and pleasure. 1t is claimed that
minors have been permitted to play
and loaf in most al, OF the pool halls
and billiard palaces and this Is what
the complaint is about.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03

agreement went into effect, az he
thinks 1t will. eventually, farmers would
soon be convinced Of its benefits.
With the White House giving it out
fatty that there is going to be an extra
session, most Of the members OF the
Iowa delegation are planning to go
home for short time in the interval
between March and the opening OF
the extra session. Senator Cummins
plans rest, but may not go to Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03

Do you know that Of all the minor
ailments colds are by far the most
dangerous? It - not the cold itself
that you need to fear, but the serious
diseases tsastt & oss.e- aeeAs e. Ae.. 9!
these are known - germ diseases.
Pneumonia and consumption are
among them. Why not take Chamber.
iains Cough. Remedy and cure your
cold while you can? For sale by ali
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03

employees took Il IN charge ana a
refused to give II up. the mem b |
have received their wages In fut..
Altho H. f. RattenborG, Of AtlAnl
president Of the road, Il In this SsI
no action has been taken " t.
ficials to compel Z release of &ho l1|
1t Is understood. however. thAe ~
has been begun to secure mon1V
the payment Of the 0mployaa.-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03
ENGINEERS TO AMEs.
Run,cred Tia. Engineering Department
VIII Be Removed From S. U. !.

WI Be EehtoVeo r rom .. =. u
Special to Times Republican.
Iowa City. March 3.-A rumor is
afloat here today, based on report
from Ames. that the University Of Iowa
College OF Engineering may be removed
20 Anes. 1t is reported that the action
Will be taken, in case Anes fails to Sc
cure the appropriations from the au-
thorities. for a great extension Of the
short course work. If the change is
made, ii is rumored. the college OF dem
tistry will Ne switched to the engineer
ing buildings. which cost about s154,-
900. The members of the board of ed
ucavion are not here today. but other
university people believe the rumor is
not well founded
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03

in this city awaiting the paying Of
their wages bv the company. which has
been in sore financial straits.
With the arrival Of G. B. Judd and
A. c. Ross, OF Abba, promoters Of the
road. q demand was made by the EN-.
ployes that their wages be paid. The
promoters hustled to a hotel where, 1t
is alleged, threats were made against
them. No action was taken, however.
When the evening train arrived, the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03
BUY IOWA RACERS.
New York Man Will Take Lulu 3. and
Princess AIdea East.
Special to Times Republican.

SpeCldI ID LieS-1tepUUI!VffN.
Mason City. March Erred Post, of
New York City, has been picking up
some good racing stock in this local
itv and while at DEBORAH bought Lulu
p. the property of G. F. Baker, and
Princess A1dea. owned by Chris Chris
Hanson. Both horses are we'll known
over this section of the state and have
given good account of themselves.
They will be shipped to New York.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03
Any Man or Woman Who Is Thin Can
Recover Normal Weight BY the
Remarkable New Treat
mont, Protone.

I had been thin for years, and began to
think 1t was natural for me TO be that
way. Finally read about the remark
able successes brought about by the use
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Well, when I look at myself in the
mirror now, think 1t is somebody else.
i have put on just 80 pounds during
the last month and never felt stronger
or more 'nervy' in my life"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1911-03-03
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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
N0 LICENSE.

To the Honorable County,
will following among
We believe that immeas-
uraby benefited both morally andf financially
The sum Of Thirteen Thousand Dollars lS Oo Indirectly collected our
citizens the State license The
dollar citizens the jail amshouse
and the criminal incident the business
the county have the tight the towns against
citizenship the county then the County their good
whole
Withhold already
under Shepherdown
Bakerton Mve without police
should allowed
We would call while Local Option Bill
ended
ifed
confdd allowed
under County Local Option
that labor
dion be much they closed
Thy believe that with the abolished children
tally will be leading
and Harpers
whole regardless
political aaon Honorable
conditions
the and welfare of the
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
NAPoLEoN's POLICE y

An Ineident That Shows How Closely
They Were Watched.
During the reign of Emperor Napo-
leon Lat dinner in Paris the CONVEX
sation turned upon the emperor and
his government. One of the company
remarked that a he was great man,
but was too fond of war. When the
party broke up a gentleman who was
present requested to speak In private
to the person who had made that OBJ
servation. Sir" said he. Il am sorry
for it, but | must request you to go
with me to the police
"Why?" said the other In the great
est apparent alarm. 81 have said moth
ing against the emperor but what ev-
cry one must acknowledge, that he Is
too fond of war There can be no
harm in that"
with that | have nothing. to do.
You must go with me to the police
The other now began to show the
strongest symptoms of fear : He en-
treated the police agent In the most
pathetic language to have compassion
on him. The other. however, stood
unmoved by all his solicitation, when
suddenly the man rose from his knees
and burst into laugh, to the utter
astonishment of the police agent
you think you have caught me-"
said he. "Yougare a spy Of the police.
So am |, and was put over yon to see
whether you would do your duty
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
PERFORMING LIONS.
PsriIs That Come With Managing
. Those Vicious Animals.

PeriIo That Come With Managing
. Those Vicious Animals.
asked Captain Bonavita once what
he considered his most dangerous mo-
ment when he performed with his
twenty-seven lions. he said that he
thought it was when he nrst entered
the arena. The moment before, when
be had to drive this great herd Of lions
In, was almost as bad, but the 6fst
few minutes when the crowd of lions
entered were terribly uncertain and
undoubtedly the most dangerous.
In the first place, With such crowd
there was the danger of being pushed
or knocked down. Then there was the
danger of tripping among them or of
stepping on their tails, for many of
them would lie down and roll. over and
over as a preliminary to the perform
ance. and If he wnre not struck By
their feet be was Just us likely V be
struck across the face or body. with
their strong. ropelike-tails
In getting them into their places
there was also considerable danger,
for In such crowd 1t Is difficult to
treat each animal according to Its Pc
culiar idiosyncrasies. and dick Of the
whip intended for one lion who would
be fairly Indifferent to 1t is likely TO
be caught by another to whom it will
mean instant revolt. In any sort of
revolt the whole number will always
side with the one that caused it-Ellen
Velvin In McClurelG
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
BRuMMEL,s GHOSTS.
Pathetic Picture Of the Great Beau
In His Oacedence.

Pathetic Picture Of the Great Beau
In His Dacedence.
We are more familiar with the pic
ture of Beau Brummel in the days OF
his prosperity than In his decadence.
Here is a pathetic glimpse of the last
phase at Caen, when the old mans
mind had begun to give way under the
accumulated stress Of penury and in
gratitude:
Sometimes he thought he ought to
give party. so he would arrange the
apartment, set out the candles and get
the house attendant to be with him.
At 8 o'clock this man would open the
door of the room and announce the
Duchess of Devonshire.' At the sound
Of this name Brunmel would rise from
his chair and greet the cold air from
the staircase as though it we're the
beaucfSuf duchess herself, making his
most courtly bow and saying: 'Ah,
my dear duchess, how rejoiced am
to see you so very amiable of you at
this short notice! Pray, bury yourself
In this armchair! Do you know, it was
gift to me from the Duchess of York,
who was very kind friend of mine;
but, poor thing, she is now no more
Then, his eyes filling with tears, he
would sink into his chair. looking va
cantly into the fire until Lord Alvan-
ley, Lord Alien. the Duke of Beaufort
or some other old friend was ushered
in, AT 10 the attendant announced the
carriage of each invisible visitor, and
this ghostly party would CONCLUDED
London Graphic.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
7I7ls5F-7I
A EamouanDraaser.

Joachim Murat was in his day the
best dressed man in the world. Born
in 1867 in a village near Cahors, the
son of day laborer. he was sent to a
Jesuit school to bes educated for She
priesthood. He ran away, Joined the
army, and sixteen years after he had
become lieutenant he was a field
marshal. Duke Of Cleve and Berg. with
Napoleon's sister. Caroline, as his wife,
and, finally, by the grace of his broth
er-in-law, wnsrreated king Of Naples.
In all stations be paid the closest at
tention to his attire and wore In bat
tie gold embroidered and jeWeled uni
forms which would have made him
conspicuous at court function and
dressed himself as for review when
be was led forth to be shot.-New
York Tribune.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
a Tribute to earriek,. Aotina.

David Garrick had brothersin the
country who was an idolatrons admir-
er Of his genius A rich neighbor, a
grocer. being about to-, visit London.
this brother Insisted o. his taking
letter of Introduction to the actor. Not
being able TO make DIP, his mind to
visit the great man the fitst day. the
grocer went to the play in the evening
and saw Garrick IN abel Drugger.,t
On his return to the country the.
brother eagerly inquired respecting the
visit he had been SO anxious to bring
about Why. Mr.. Garrick," said the
good man, 81 am sorry to burt Your
feelings. but there's your letter. did
not choose to deliver it, happened to.
see him when he did not know me. and
saw that be was such dirty, low
lived fellow that did not like. to have
anything to do with him."
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
SWITCHED ON SUFFRAGE.
Sill Changed His Opinion After a Talk
With His Wits.

With His Wits.
Old Bill Shlftless. wandered in the
other day to talk little. politics, says
the Osborne lKan.t Farmer Bill Is
somewhat Interested in the woman suf.
frage movement. He Is for 1t good and
strong. Bill says: My wife has as
much right to vote as I-have. She does
half the work and owns half of every
thing and should have as much say as
have. OF course the old woman
would also vote as | told her to, but
that makes no difference. 1t would
give me double power. and the Lord
knows US poor people have little
enough to say now about the way
things are run. Then, besides, want
the old lady to have all the pleasure
she can get out of this world"
That night old Bill was talking the
question over with his wife. She said
abe would like to get chance to vote
the distilleries off the face of the earth.
Bill aared up in a minute.
~That's just the way with the WON
en- yelled Bill: "Give them half q
chance and they would ruin every
thing Look at the poor people around
here who cant afford doctor or to
buy medicine. If they can keep lit
tie liquor In the house 1t saves many
a sick spell. Women have all they can
do to look after-things around the
house without chasing off and voting"
Then old Bill chased himself to bed
and left Mrs. Shiftless TO bring In a
bucket of coal and get kindling forsthe
morning.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
lmbeciles, Marvellous Memory


Some imbectles are. endowed with
excellent memories and thus are, en-
abled to acquire great wealth OF ex-
perience. But, the intelligence of the
imbecile being defective, the memory
is all lopsided. 1t works mechanically.
without judgment or selection The
most insignificant trities are treasured
just like the most important facts
Owing to their marvellous memory
many superior idiots are not recog
nized as such in school. but, on the
contrary, are considered to be very
gifted pupils The mistake occurs es
pecialiy when they are good natured
and agreeable. A close examination
shows that such talented idi0ts have
learned everything like photograph
and reproduce other peoples thoughts,
opinions and judgments. Where such
imbecies are living in simple, pFimi
tive. tdyllic. surroundings theh soft
spots may pass unnoticed, but in the
severe mental strains OF life dn mod
ern great cities they may become the
most dangerous elements OF society :
London Globe.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Auction SELLING In japan,

Sealed bids are used in aucdoning
property in Japan. There is. no shout
ing. The aucioneer announces to the
audience that he has such and such
piece of property for sale and In
vites bids. Those who wish to bid
write their bids and names on slips Of
paper. The paper Is folded and placed
In a box When the auctioneer sees
no more bids coming he opens the box
and sorts out the bids. The highest
bid takes the property. 1t is like a
bond sale-no one knows what his
neighbor bids. If bidder Is anxious
to get the property he will not put in
a small offer. On the contrary, he
will very likely bid all the property iS
worth For this reason an owner new
er puts up his property for auction
unless he wants to sell 1t--New York
Sun.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Where Lieorice arowa.

, On the banks of the Tigris and the
Euphrates the licorice plant is chiefly
grown. aSThese great rivers flow through
fat, treeless prairies of uncultivated
and nearly uninhabited land For
three months OF the year hot winds
blow. and the temperature reaches 1O4
degrees. For six months Of the>year
the climate is moderate and salubrious.
and for three months bleak and win
try. the thermometer going down to 80
degrees at night.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Hers tho Credit.

'There is one thingl like about your
husband-he never hurries you when
getting ready to go out with him."
Every little credit Is due to him for
that my dear Whenever see that
am not likely to be ready in time
simply hide his hat or his gloves and
let him hunt for them up and down
until l have finished dressing" ~
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
carafuLAAhout HimaaIf.

Husband say. how many rs in BIZ.
=ious7 Wife-One. of course You told
me how to spell it yesterday when
was writing. Hnsband-Ah, but I'm
writing now, and that makes all the
difference London Punch
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
somethine In tho FiIIino.

: do you know you can tell a mans
disposition by his teethY' asked the
girl who believes in signs, bumps and
palm reading
SLOW interesting said her compan-
ion. who did not believe In. anything.
'Then Jack must have a golden dispo-'
zitiOn."
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Pills to Prevent Earthquakes.


''I remember" says Addison In the
two hundred and fortieth Tatler,
"when our whole island was shaken
with an earthquake some years ago
there was an impudent mountebank
who sold pills which, as he told the
country people. were very good
against an earthquake'"-Letter in
London Saturday Review.
obeyed the Judge.
A little colored girl. deeply insulted
by her playmate. who had pushed her
"ofrn de stoop," took her case before
the justice Of the peace. He inquired
into the circumstances and said. turn
ing to the injured one, 1.-THE plaintiff
IA allowed to ask the defendant ques-
tion in regard to the assault"
What's dat 70 say. sahT
Il say that you may ask the de
PENDANT question"
4rWh-what'n An ask her, sahr
@Any question you like"
The child studied the door q mo-
ment: then. with the politest of smiles.
she inquired Sally. am Y4 mamma
sllI:.1ETery badT1a
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Different Opinions.

There are so many differing opinions
A young R2arried womans Adea of an
important news item is the name she
has given to her baby. Topeka Capt.
tai. ~
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Strenuous.

"Life is far from being smonotonous
at the Twiller home"
How is that?"
'aThe family pets include a bulldog,
cat and globe of goldfish. the prob
lem being to keep the bulldog from kill
ing the cat and the cat from catching
the goldfsh:"- Birmingham Age Her
Aid.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
IMPORT ANT NOTICE
TO THE
JEFFERSON COUNTY
PHONE HOLDERS


Are you guilty Ct annoying neigh
bors over the jefferson County Tele-
phone Let the guilty take notice.
When malicious noises are traced to a
certain phone, said phone will be re-
moved without further notice. Some
few, very few phone holders are al
lowing their phones to be used to the
annoyance of their fellows. They must
cease it or said phones will be removed.
Keep your children, who have not
reached the age of discretion, and
servants off the phone line. Servants
have no right to the use the phone save
on your business. :'Be polite over the
phone" Politeness begets politeness.
So exercise your rights as not to In
terfere with the rights of others.
n. C. GETZENDANNER,
FEB. left Manager
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
SECRET ORDERS.

SECRET ORDERS.
Malta Lodge, No. 80, A. F. & A M 2
And 4th Friday nights of each
Month.
w. o. Speer, w. M,
C. Frank Gallaher, Secretary.
z==-z=e=-=a--==---- o..
Jefferson Chapter, No. 5, R. A. NJ !,
4th Monday in each Month.
C. w. Brown, H. P.
C. Frank Gallaher. Secretary.
Potomac Commandery, No. S, LIST Tues
day in each Month
C T. Shugert, E. c.,
C. Frank Gallaher, Rec'd
Widely Lodge, No. ct. I o. o. F.
Every Thursday night
M. T. Strider, N. g.,
D. w. Ramey, Sect, ~.
Modern w oodmen, Charles Town Camp,
No. 1864, Every Friday night. -.
W. P. yesterday, Counsel.
D. w. Ramey, clerk.
Blue Ridge Lodge, No. 131, K. of p,
Every Wednesday evening, 7.3o.
C. L. Hatnes, c.. c.,
a. l. w. Dick, C. of R. and S.
Royal Neighbors of America, r. M. Of A
No 1892, Meets every Thursday.
Mrs Brinker, Oracle,
Miss Cara Leslie, Recorder.
--o@
Shenandoah Tribe, No. 80, |. o. R. M,
Meets every Monday night at 7:3O.
L. A. Brinker, Sachem.
w. E. Moreland, G. of W
Washington Camp, No. 10, P. o. 5. of
A., Every Tuesday evening at 1880
p, m. Clarence Painter, Presi-
dent, Chas, L, Young, Secy.
j. QUA. M,
Meets every Thursday night at $50.
C. M. A. Brown, Counsler.
Loyal Order of NOISE
CD. V. Thomas, Worthy Dictator,
F. K. Hamilton, Secretary
Meets every Friday night in Odd Eel
lows Hall.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13

Tragedian Ny parents tried hard to
keep me from becoming an actor.
Comedian congratulate them on their
success
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Before and After.

The glutton is always thinkiHg of
what be x going to eat the dyspeptic
Of what he has just eaten. New York
Press.
Eve made it a practice to put all
my worries down in the bottom of my
heart. then set on the lid an smile :
Mrs. Wigs
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13

! The hate which we an bear with thu
most patience is the hate Of thoae who
envy us.-Cotton.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13

Razors and Pocket Knives sold by
Miller,s Pharmacy.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CHURCH DIRECTORY.
Presbyterian Church, Rev. A. c. Hop
kins,, D. D., Pastor.
Sunday School, $50 a. m.
MorningSSerYice, II a. m.
Evening Service, 7:3o p. m:.
Wednesday Evening Service, 7:30 p. m.
Zion P. E, Church, Rev. j. S. Alfrlend.
\ Rector
Sunday School, $50 a. m.
Morning Service, IL a. m.
Evening Prayer, 1870 p. m.
Communion Service every 3rd Su day,
7:30 a. M.
Wednesday Prayer Service, 7:3O p. m.
Morning Prayer Service Friday, 1880 a: m.
The following is the order of Lenten
services for Zion Episcopal Church to
be conducted by the rector Rev. j. S.
Alfriend. = 7=
Tuesday and Thursday mornings at
7:3O.
Wednesdays and Friday evenings at
S o'clock
All these SERVICES will be held in the
Parish Building. N
5SSs-aR %
Methodist Episcopal Church South,
Rev.tJ. G, Hawk, Pastor.
Sunday School, $50 a. m.
Preaching, IL a. m.
Epworth League, AS p n.
Evening Service, 1880 m.
Prayer Meeting, Wednesday, 7:30 p. m.
Baptist Church, Rev. w. R. Flanagan,
Pastor
Sunday School, $50 a. m.
Preaching, IL a. m.
Evening Service, N7!3O p. IN.
Prayer Service, Wednesday, 7:30 p. m.
Catholic Church, Rev. Father Lynch,
Rector.
services every End Sunday, 9 a. m.
Sunday School, 3 p. m.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13

lie is poor substitute for the
truth, bat what other = thera1
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13

Big reduction in Lap Robes and horse
blankets. Do not buy until you see e.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1911-04-13
Church Notice.

dillvlile, W. Va, lst Sunday,
Preaching liza, IA.
Chestnut Hill, W. Va. lst Sunday
Preaching p: m.
Halltown Preaching 7.3O p. m,
By P. ), j. w. Reeves.