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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM
II Is An Internal Disease And Re-

II Is An Internal Disease And Re-
CURES An Internal Remedy.
The cause of rheumatism and kindred
diseases is an excess of uric acid in the
blood. To cure this terrible disease this
ncid must be expelled and the system so
regulated that no more acid will be
formed in excessive quantities. Rheuma-
tism is an internal disease and requires
an internal remedy. RUBBING with
Oils and Llniments WILL NOT CURE,
affords only temporary relief at best,
causes you to delay the proper treat
ment, and allows the malady to get
frmer hold on you. Liniments may ease
the pain, but they will no more cure
Rheumatism than paint will change the
fiber OF rotten wood.
Science has at last discovered a per-
feet and complete cure which Is called
Rheumacide Tested in hundreds of cases,
1t has effected the most marvellous cures;
we believe 1t will cure you. Rheumacide
gets at the joints from the inside, sweeps
the poisons out of the system, tones up
the stomach, regulates the liver and
kidneys and makes you well all over.
Rheumacide strikes the root of the dis
ease and removes its cause. This splen-
did remedy is sold by druggists and
dealers generally at Soc. and 81 bottle.
In Tablet form at 25c. and SOC. a package.
Write TO Bobbitt Chemical Co., Balti-
more, Md. Booklet free. Tablets sent
by mail.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Liaht and Sound Waves.


With reference to our ability to tell
the direction from which sound pro-
ceeds, attention may be called to an
interesting difference between the eyes
and the ears in relation to the size Of
the waves that strike them. The av-
erage wave length of light is about
one ten-thousandth of the diameter of
the pupil Of the eye. On the other
hand, according to Rayleigh, the waves
Of sound proceeding from a mans
mouth are about eight feet long,
whereas the diameter of the passage
of the ear is quite small and could not
well have been made large multiple
of eight feet. One consequence of the
minuteness Of light waves in COMPARE
son with the size of the eyes is that
the lenses of the eyes are able to con-
centrate rays of light upon the retina
with great efficiency.-Sclentific Amer.
ican
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Xmas Are Useful.


A king is a hand embroidered gentle
man trimmed with metals, faced with
whiskers and matched with a metal
roof that would never keep off the
rain. Nominally he is the head of
the nation; actually he is a figure
head, and that is f1guratively speaking
only, for he is generally too fat to
claim a figure and seldom has much
of head-except on the morning after
a celebration.
Once upon time the king was the
big tuba of the band Now he is mere
ly an oboe-until there is revolution,
and then he becomes real live hobo.
However. king has his place, al
though he is yearly finding 1t more
difficult to stay in It,
Kings are found to be very useful
in poker games, and by society ladies'
who wish to be presented to some
body they can brag Of having met
when they get back home to their long
left loved ones.-Detroit Free Press
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

Congressman sometimes adopt queer
expedients TO gain the good will Of
their constituents. Years ago a men,
Der from western state was afraid
that his first term would be his last,
as he had not managed to make him
self power in congress. While he
was debating what he should do a
friend said, You live near the center
Of the United States, don't your
Yes" Then why don't you intro
duce bill to have the capital moved
to the principal town In your dis
trictT" The congressman introduced
the bill, and the people Of his district
at once concluded he was great man
and sent him back for another term.
he reintrOduced the bill in the next
congress, and, although 1t was prompt
ly pigeonholed in committee, his con-
stituents gave him a third term as q
reward for his genius.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
The CrooodIles nIved,

The cunning of wild animals in con
cealing themselves in moments Of
danger is well known. A party, spend
ing week on the Nile, were watching
eight or ten crocodiles summing them
selves on the surface of a small Ia
COON. 1t was determined to trap these
monsters. II possible. The water was
breast deep. including about two feet
or more Of heavy mud. -Four nets
were tied together, 80 as to make one
long enough to reach across the lagoon,
and this was weighted on the bottom.
This net was drawn with long poles
from each shore, and behind the net
came a line Of men yard apart, prod
ding the mud with poles. The scheme
looked like an admirable one, but the
crocodiles sleepily dived, and that was
the last seen of them. The water was
dragged backward and forward, but
they had burrowed 80 deeply in the
mud that not one could be found
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24


The Mexlcans have a native brandy
called aguardiente, which is a species
Of liquid dynamite, as pa1atable as cor
rosive sublImate and as full Of poten-
tial deviltry as an egg is Of meat.
When you find a Mexican gentleman
adorned with a belt full Of deadly
weapons decorating and deluging his
interior with aguardiente 1t is the part
Of prudence to retire to bOmbproof.
There is another tpple, white, limo
cent looking fluid called mescal, which
Is distilled from cactus of the same
name. which has in II all the COM
bined energy, activity and homicidal
possibilities of a volcano mixed up
with the gable end Of mule. In for
mer days the Apache Indians made a
crude distillation Of the same stimu-
liant. which they called tis-win, and as
a preliminary to a raid among ranches
and settlements it was great success
from an Indian point Of view.-Boston
Herald.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Kensington Railway.

WARS leave Chevy Chase Lake for Kensing-
~ ton on hour and on half hour, $3.50 a.
m. to IL p. m.
Returning cars leave Kensington quarter
before and quarter after hour connecting
with Capital Traction Co.'s through cars
which leave Chevy Chase Lake and returning
leave 18th street and New York Avenue at
quarter hour intervals. Cars leaving 18th and
New York Avenue, N. W quarter before and
quarter after hour connect with Kensing-
ton cars.
Fare cents each way on Kepsington Rail-
way, and one car ticket to Circle on Capital
Traction Railway.
COMPUTATION RATES-GOOD UNTIL
USED-50 ride tickets 81 SO. good on Ken
sington Railway. Sold by Mr. George Peter
at B. l. o. ticket Office.
100 ride tickets 50 90 on Capital Traction
Cos line, Chevy Chase Lake to Circle sold by
Capital Traction Company's Agent, Chevy
Chase Lake
Chevy Chase Circle ID. G. line) one car
ticket to any point in city on Capital Trac-
tion Company's lines.
W. Connection at Kensington with local
trains on B. l. o. R. R. To reach points in
northwest section Of city passengers will usu-
ally save time and money by taking Kensing-
ton cars to the Lake aud thence Capital Trac.
tiou cars TO city.
KENSINGTON RAILWAY
July 20-y
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Deed ManAy After Bad,

II 10 curious fact that many men,
level headed enough about other
things, seem 70 lose their wits entirely
when they become involved in law
suits. In one case recently concluded
In the German courts Berlin mer-
chant paid out over $500 to recover
the value of i've cent postage stamp.
He had written a letter asking for an
address and inclosing postage for re-
ply. Failing to get an answer, he
sued for the stamp.
The famous Missouri watermelon
case was just as trining and even
more disastrous The seed was
planted on one farm, but the vine
crept through crack in the rail fence.
and the melon grew on the other
side. Both farmers claimed 1t, and
instead Of perceiving the humor Of the
situation they went to law. To add
to the puzzling features Of the question
Of ownership there was the further
complication in that the fence stood
on county line, whereupon a ques-
ton Of the Jurisdiction Of the courts
came up. The farmers bankrupted
themselves without obtaining de-
rision as to the ownership. --Green Bag.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
According to Orders.


In employing men to work at his
PaIo Alto farm in California the late
Senator Stanford gave strict orders
that they were never to strike, kick or
whip a horse. On one occasion. while
at dinner, one of the drivers insisted
that he must see the senator. He was
ushered in, with blood over his face,
which was badly cut John knocked
me down." explained the man. refer
ring to one OF the trainers. what
did you do?" asked the senator.
Nothing" replied the man. But you
must have done something. l want
the TRUTH" persisted the senator.
well, only kicked horse" growled
the man, "and John knocked me down"
Those were Johns Instructions" said
the senator emphatically. land he did
just right"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
The aIushInu ocsopus.

The octopus frequently changes in
color like a marine chameleon. 1t
would appear from studies of this
creature, that the colored pigment
whereby this change in color is effected
is contained In envelopes In its skin,
in the tissue Of which are muscular
fibers actuated by nerves. Should
these fibers become relaxed a dark
pigment appears. The phenomenon is
said to be analogous to blushing. --Har-
per's Weekly.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Gallant.

Mime. Sarah Bernhardt once told Of
a gallant to whom she had been intro
duced. His compliments" she said.
were SO glowing that at last I cried
out:
but, monsieur, remember, I am
sixty-four years oldr
Madam he replied, to me you are
Just thirty-two, for /, scared as l
have been by scandal, am too chart
table ever to believe more than half of
what hear"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

Mr.. Binks (after an absence)-And
so you shot burglar while here and
unprotected. You are brave little
woman. What became of him? Mrs.
Binks-The other burglar carried him
OF. Mr.. Binks-Which other burglar
Mrs. Binks-The one I aimed at
Puck.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Three Not of q Kind.

Sir Henry Names famous political
diagnosis IL worth quoting. The king
Of England reigns, but does not gov
ern. The president Of the United
States governs. but does not reign.
The president of France neither reigns
nor governs - Boston Herald.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

A Judge was questioning an old
Irishman.
"He took you by the throat and
choked you, did he" asked the Judge.
HE did, sor," said Pat Sure, sor,
he squazed me throat till thought he
would make cider out o. me Adams
apple. Telegraph
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

A reporter was once interviewing
Thomas A. Edison.
And you. SIR" he said to the In
ventor, "uiade the first talking ma.
chiDeT
NO" Mr. Edison replied. the first
Que was made long before my time
out of rib"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
Usual Raaaon.

HE used to be straight enough
young chap What made him get
crooked
Trying to make both ends meet,
believe. Toledo Blade.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

She-Dearie, shall l learn to make
biscuits the way your mother used to
make themP He with a shudder)-
No, darling. She used to beat 'em,
and my poor father always thought
that was how she developed her mus
ele.-Exchange.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

"Bilkein's is strong face or I'm no
Judge Of physiognomy'
"tt ought to be. He and his whole
family are living on it"-Buffalo
Courier.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

Figg-Well, you know the old say
ing, "Contentment is better than
wealth" Fogg-That's So People
don't try to borrow 1t from you.-Bos-
ton Transcript
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

The fear OF being found out Is often
mistaken for the prickings Of con-
science,
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24

Obedience Is not truly performed by
the body of him whose heart is dis.
satisfied -Saadi.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1911-11-24
NOTICE.

Office Board County Commissioners,
Rockville, Md. June 81, 1911.
All persons are hereby warned not to
deposit trash or other refuse on the Veirs
Mill Road, hading from Rockville toward
Wheaton, under penalty Of the law.
By order Of the Board
JOSEPH 7. WHITE, President.
BERRY Z, CLARK, Clerk.
june soft
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

teen years, can now get their own con-
sent to follow his lead and give aid
and comfort to him in a movement
which is the outgrowth of his own
political perfidy is hard to compre-
bend. For the time being and for the
purpose of pulling the wool over the
eyes of "Old Man Peepul'' he talks like
patriot and pretends to be actuated
by an unselfish desire to serve the
best interest of the people, but every
intelligent man in the state knows
that his activities are directed against
one man, a loyal democrat who has
been highly honored by the people of
the state and that, behind it all is an
overweening desire to pay off an old
grudge. And unless we are a poor
reckoner and greatly in error in esti-
mating political sentiment in Georgia,
somebody-yes, several somebodies-
now patting Tom Watson on the back
and serving as ballast for his kite tail
will soon get jar that will not be
quickly. forgotten"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Congressman Brantley is daily loom
ing up as dark horse candidate in
the senatorial situation in Atlanta.
While the able Brunswick congress
man is in no wise candidate for the
office, being in Washington at pres
ent attending to his duties, stll it is
The opinion of many of those in At
lanta that in the event there is a
deadlock in the legislature that Brant-
ley viii be the most probable man in
the state to break it, He is truly of
senatorial size and it is doubtful if
there is a man in the state who could
more ably represent Georgia in the
United States senate.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02
WATSON AND SOME DEMOCRATS

The fact that many so-called demo
Gratis are asain affinaung With Tom
Watson in the present senatorial cam
paign has brought out many discus
sions from the democratic press of the
state. The Albany Herald, which is
edited by Henry T. Mcintosh. one Of
The old line democrats. has the follow
ing interesting editorial on the sub.
iect:
Somehow, the spectacle of Tom
Watson, the populist. disrupuonst
and trouble-maker generally for the
democratic party in Georgia for nearly
twenty years past. going to Atlanta at
the assembling of the legislature. op-
ening headquarters and directing af-
fairs in connection with the senatorial
election, is not pleasing one to us.
And how democrats of the Old Guard
who have been annoyed by Watson's
treaehery and vindictive assaults upon
democratic policies and party regular
lily in every campaign. state and ma.
tlonal, during the last sixteen or eigh-
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

IF YOU are looking for an opportun-
ity to enter into a business of the
highest character, and with a large
and responsible manufacturer of a
brand new speciality that sells at s12
to $50, and is needed in every city,
town, village or country home, you
to manage an office, store and dis
play room at from $3.50 to $500 per
month and an equal share of the net
profits of the business, and if you
can furnish from $500 to $500 when
shown that it's as safe as a bank,
and that we furnish more capital
and take more responsibility than
you. Write us and we will tell you
where you can see our Mr.. NJ. o.
Mace and get full particulars. o. c.
Pitner, Pres, P. G. L. Co., $40 Kin
zie street, Chicago.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

We have the greatest respect in the
world for Editor Stovall; he is one of
the brightest men in Georgia and
should he be elected to the senate this
state would be ably represented. But
some of his friends are forced to OBJ
iect to the company he is reported to
fe associated with in Atlanta.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Correspondence solicited. but to
receive attention, letters st be &C
ssmpanied by a responsible name
cot for publication but as guaran'
tse of good faith.
Rejected communications will bs
rsturned II accompanied by postage.
Remittance should be made oy
postal note. check, money order or
registered letter. Address,
NEWS PUBLISHING CO.,
Brunswick. Ga. :.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Nearly every county in the state
which is now operating its courts un-
der the old fee system is fighting it
during the present session OF the legis-
lature, while Glynn county is seeking
TO change from the salary to the fee
system. Strange how different condi-
tons are in the various counties.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

If you really desired to learn some
thing about switching rates and the
power of the Georgia railroad commits
sion YOU should have been present at
the meeting OF council Friday night
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02
GOVERNOR SMITHS MESSAGE.

Hoke Smith was, for the second
time within four years, yesterday in
augurated governor of Georgia, and
his message to the generally assem-
bly,, as is characteristic of this great
Georgian, was a strong and forceful
document, recommending to the law
makers of Georgia matters of vital
interest to the people generally He
follows closely measures which he ad-
vocated four years ago. OF course,
many of these have already been put
into active operation, but there are
others which he recommends and
which will no doubt receive the atten-
ton of the Legislature.
Touching on the franchise and cleo
ton laws of the state, which was one
of the leading policies of the governor
in his first race, he endorses the law
as ii now stands. With experience,
he thinks, they can be improved by
amendment, but he thinks no change
should be made in them which will
lessen their efficiency.
The chief executive recommends
that the borrowing power of the gov
ernor be increased to 100000, the
limit at present being 100000. The
increase, the governor argues, should
be made owing to the immense amount
of business now done by the state
compared with that of 1877, when the
constitution of the state was adopted.
One of the most important recon-
mendations made by the governor and
one which he has advocated for many
years is the changing of the date OF
the Inauguration of governor from
July to January. For many reasons
which would be of benefit to both the
chief executive and the state he urged
that this change will be made, and
although it will ct six months off oil
his term as governor, he is in favor
of putting the law into effect at once
This is a matter which has been gen.
orally advocated over the state and
ii is believed that the present legisla.
lature will pass a bill making the
change. The bill has already been
introduced in the house.
The governor recommends many
other important things in his message.
He favors a plan whereby the school
teachers of the state can be paid more
promptly and suggests better salaries
for them. He recommends that that
governors mansion, for which the
state has been offered 100000, be
leas> d FIR long term of years. This
Ian. he thinks, will be letter finan-
cially for the state than IL absolute
sale of the property.
Considerable of his MESSAGE is de.
voted to the question of farming and
he uses figures to demonstrate that
the farm is today the best money
making place in the state; he thinks
an agriculture and soil survey should
be instituted, improved strains of
corn, cotton and other products should
be developed, Toys and girls indus
trial clubs should be fostered, and
everything else to encourage farming
should be adopted.
The message in full, though short
one, deals with other important ques-
tons to the people of Georgia, and it
is to be hoped that many of the rec
concentrations will be put into effect
by the general assembly.
That was a strong conservative and
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

The fact that New Orleans woman
was restored to health by being
struck by lightning will not be an in
centive for people otherwise afflicted
10 jump in front Of bolt in order 10
be cured,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

In case a deadlock really occurs in
that senate race, which is generally
predicted, then we have a man living
right here in Brunswick who would be
a most desirable person to break it.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02
Real Life in Georgia.

3uttermilk, turhiD green's, Enaiish
peis, potatoes and baets. al. ont Of orr
own garden, maze us f. 81 s;r;y for
those benighted city editors who have
to get their milk ami vegetables from
a measley old wagon. ife in Georgia
is worth living.-Grififn News.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

The Atlanta correspondent of the
Valdosta Times is about the most en-
thusiastic anti-Hoke Smith man in ex-
istence. Some of his articles are real
" amusing.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Atlanta is going to hold a poultry
exhibit during the session of the gen.
eral assembly. Are some OF the legis-
lative birds TO be exhibited?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Members of the Georgia legislature
are going to barbecue at Cold
Springs on the Fourth and for a day
at least they will try and forget all Of
this senatorial talk.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Mrs. Charles lnsnac@h, r. Il. J
Kimmen, Noble Co. Indiana, writes:
"Peruna has been Godeead to me.
an feel safe IL sly ing tI2t It saved Il
fe, as was eli run down and ives jns
Miserable when [ commenced TAXI,
our Peruna, bus am or the -oad /
ecovery now. cannot shank you
luch."
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

There are nearly 100000 white
people in Australia. and the Savannah
Press thinks a white hope ought to
be turned out from that crowd.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

That was strong, conservative and
forceful message delivered to the leg
islature yesterday by Governor Smith.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

We have now in stock some IN
usually fine Norwegian mackerel and
goldfish. Try small order from us
at once. Wright & Gofsn Co. Phone
537.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Champ Clark says he Is entirely TOO
busy now to go on the lecture plat.
form at a thousand per week.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02
1t Does Look That Wav

Judging from the way the authori
ties are lodging the responsibility for
the double lynching in Walton county
1t would appear that the negroes re.
quested the mobs to come on and gel
them.-Savannah Press.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02
Bad Company for Stovall.

Covington, Stovall and Watson seem
to be great stumbling blocks in the
house of His Holiness.-Dougla En-
terprise.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02
GSN5 ~ ~,

Second-handeo BICYCLES for sale
cheap. Frank Van Brunt e Co., 1926
Newcastle street
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-07-02

Little Joe" is out and big Joe
will follow in two weeks.