Bisbee daily review., 1911-05-12
CIDE . C O M M E N T s

Come and have a sane Fourth with us. All the insane people will leave town on that date.
 The other day Queen Mary noti- fled the ladies that hobble skirts would not be allowed in court. and the London dressmakers are nearly rushed to distraction. Now comes another royal edict. to the effect that elbow sleeves are not desirable. Also that those women who use lip and face paint must wash it all off before appearing at any social func- tions connected with the coronation. Mary takes after Queen Victoria.
 Really, the contortions of Eugene Brady O'Neil and the Gazette in their effort to conceal the exact truth about congressional action to- ward the recall, belong to the joke column. O'Neil wires the Gazette from Washington that the house committee has decided to let the people vote on the question of Shall the recall apply to the judiciary of Arizona?" And following this assur- ance. and made one article with 1t, the Gazette prints the full text of the statehood resolution as it will be adopted by the house. From this official text We quote:
 Article yIII-Removal from Of flee.
 Il. Recall of Public Officers.
 "aection l. Every public officer in the state of Arizona except mem bers of the judiciary. holding an elective office, either by election or appointment, is subject to recall from such office by the qualified electors of the electoral district from which candidates are elected to such office. Such electoral district may include the whole state. Such number of electors as shall equal % Ter cent of the number of votes cast at the last preceding general election for all of the candidates for the office held by such officer, may by petition. which shall be known as recall petition, demand his recall.
 Which is plain enough, even to a schoolboy. that the people will not vote on applying the recall to the judiciary. The recall of the judiciary must come out of the constitution internationally. Why are Akers and O'Neil so anxious to hide this truth?
 Juarez must look like a lot of junk. But the bull ring can be made ready for next Sunday.
 Caruso figures that he lost S10e,- GOO because his throat was sore for g few days recently. In view of this. can you afford to be an opera starr
 A California dairy hand visited Los Angeles the other day and was badly hurt in 8 street car accident. The doctors told him that he would have to 20 to the hospital, whereat he calmly hobbled to his horse and rode home. bareback. A phone mes sage from the dairy later in the eV- ening stated that the injured man had inst uilked fourteen cows. Yet they talk about the Jap invasion threatening such farm workers. Now WILL he resign
 Boil the water first.
 Especially if you are cooking po- tatoes.
 Somebody from Denver pald | visit to California last winter, ana his report on the weather has hurt the feelings of the coast people. lie saws the California folks are not ! only sick from colds and general all round weather Gfssedness during : ten months of the year, but are 1 Iot of knockers, refusing to say any 1 thing good of any other part Of the i U. S. | And what does Los Angeles replE. 1 One of the city's newspapers merely 1 refers to Denver as "a handsome growing. prosperous little town ID i Colorado, at the end Of the santa Fe branch that runs up from La | Junta.' And by way of answering the | charge of knocking the paper eavs: Denver itself did not rejoice
 more than Los Angeles did in Den ver's behalf when we learned that
 thev had laid a sidewalk from me
 hardware store clear ID to the
 bank"
 Awful sassy back talk But how
 about the California weather?