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Evening journal., 1911-11-08
OF
REAL ESTATE

Following are the transfers record
ed this week at the Office Of the city
registry clerk:
Ellen d. Shaw to Amanda Burns,
east side OF Kirkwood street. AZ feet
north of Eighth street. $500.
David l.. Topkis to Harry p Potter,
ten feet from the northeast side Of
Twentieth street and 100 feet north
west OF Van Buren, street. $4,000.
Mary II. Askew Mather to Laura J.
Banks. north side Of Seventh strG.t,
$50 feet west Of Jackson street. $1,750.
Harry 5. Lynch 10 Myron c. Hen
derer, west side Of Harrison street,
1913 feet to the south side Of Tenth
street, $4,000.
The Brinckle Estate. Inc, to True
man w. Campbell. south side Of Sew
enteenth street. 21O feet east OF Mt.
Salem Lane. So.
Trueman w. Campbell to George l..
Townsend, same property. SIS.
John b. Dunbar to Alfred f. Swan
west side Of Ruth street, 100 feet
north Of Lancaster avenue. $1,000.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
HIGH SCORES In
THE POOL TOURNEY

The second game Of the thrce-cor-
ncred pool tournament between the
Irish-American Association, Demo-
cratic League and Moose We're play
ed AT the League last night. The play
ing of Booth. of the Moose, who only
had z points while his opponent had
80 points was a feature lie worked
up until the score stood 45-i7 in ia
vor OF Caldwell. his opponent. The
final score was:
Neal Caldwell. Dem League .... 100
Charles Booth, Moose ...... SO
Frank Carmeickle, Dem. Lague 100
William Donohue. Irish-Amor rs
The full number of points of the
various clubs since the pool tourna-
ment began are as follows: Moose,
$50, played two men: Democratic
League, 266, played three men; Irish
American. 2S7 points, played three
men, The third of the series oi
games will be played tomorrow even
ing at the Moose club house. The
players who will participate are:
Erwin Dyer, Moose, VS.. +. Stirlith,
Democratic League, and William
Ryan VS.. Candy Taggard, of the Irish
American
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

DEMONSTRATORS SALE OF REAL
a ESTATEi
BY virtue Of an order Of the Orphans
Court made tho eighteenth day Of October,
A. D. 1911, will be exposed to Public Sale
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH, 1911,
at 2.3O p. NJ,
on the premises lately occupied by VIII
liam NJ. Eastburn, located about 1-2 mills
East Of Union, on the road leading from
Corner Ketch 20 Limestone Road in Mill
Creek Hundred. the following described real
estate, late Of the said William NJ. Eastburn,
deceased, to-wit:
No. 1. All that certain farm, situated in
Mill Greek Hundred, on the road leading
from Corner Ketch TO Limestone Road about
1.2 mile East Of Union containing about 143
acres. well watered, 20 acres Of which arc
thrifty timber land. the balance enclosed in
8 fields with meadow Of four or FIVE acres.
All kinds Of fruit, double decker stone and
frame barn with stabling for eight head
horses and twenty head cattle. A ten room
stone and frame house and all necessary
outbuildings.
No. ?. All that farm situate in the same
hundred, about IL mile South Of Corner
Ketch, containing about 125 acres Of land
twelve acres Of which are timber, the balance
enclosed in fields, good pasture land with
stream Of running water and an abundance
Of all kinds OF fruit. Nine room stone house.
four room tenant house, stone barn with
frame attachments, stabling for horses and
"a head Of cattle. Pump at house, running
water at barn; all necessary outbuildings
Nc. 3. All that Mil, known as Red
Mills, with the water-rights and land attach
ed, situate partly in Mill Creek and partly
in White Clay Creek Hundreds contain
ing about IT acres OF land This is Mer-
chant and Grist Mill on White Clay Creek
two miles east Of Newark Ia mile FROM
b. & o. r.. r., IL mile from stone road
at White Clay Cyeek Presbyterian Church
The improvements, in addition TO the Mil
are seven room frame house, frame stable
for 5 horses, new wagon house and granary.
For full description see large bills.
known by
Mary T. Eastburn, John Leslie Eastburn
and Clinton p. Eastburn, Administrators Of
William NJ Eastburn. dec, or by Frank l.
Speakman, Esquire, their Attorney.
Attest:-Joseph G. Jolls. Clerk o. O.
Wilmington. Delaware, October IS. 1911
n4.6.7.S
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
DAUGHTERS TALK
OF STATE MEETING
January Conference One Sub
ieCt Of Caesar Rodney
Chapter Discussion

The state conference OF the Daugh-
ters of the American Revolution will
be held here in January. preceded by
installation of officers in the morning
and a luncheon served 10 delegates at
noon. On the first Tuesday in Feb
ruary the annual meeting Of Caesar
Rodney Chapter Of the ID. A. r. will
be held.
A matter OF particular interest at
the Caesar Rodney meeting yesterday
was the decision to continue holding
their meetings in She Historical So
ciety Building The building has
proved so convenient a place for
meetings not only Of the ID. a. r., but
OF the other womens patriotic socie-
ties. that in the event Of the Historical
Society leaving the Market street
building, an effort to purchase Il may
be made by the womens patriotic So
cieties. The question OF ID. A. r. teas
has been solved by having them sent
over from Hanna's cafe at the close
OF each business meeting.
Miss Sophia Waplos. an honorary
vice-president Of the national society,
reported the plan decided upon at the
last board meeting I'm Washington,
which is to furnish the banquet room
in the Continental Hotel with six large
tables, several smaller serving tables,
chairs. etc. the state chapters being
asked 10 contribute TO meeting the eX-
pense. Delaware's contribution viii
be discussed at the next meeting,
which will also be the time of the
annual election.
Mrs Eugene dupont presented to
the society yesterday a book on early
Delaware History, written by the Rev.
Joseph Brown Turner. of Dover. The
secretary was authorized to purchase
Delaware battleship ribbons. after the
reading Of a letter by Mrs. c. w Tay-
Tor from Horstmann and Company
stating they had fifty Of these rib
bons left which they offered TO the
chapter at a nominal price.
The chapter regent. Mrs. Geo. &c c..
Hall introduced Mrs. Frank h. jan
vier as the speaker of the afternoon.
Mrs. Janvier read a most interesting
paper on the old portraits found in
New Castle homes, many of them dat
ing back to the seventeenth century,
and some of them pre-Revolutionary.
During -Janvier's reading, small
views of these portraits were shown
to the chapter. Among the portraits
were those OF Sir Gilbert Hay, Daniel
Rodney, Jane Sharpless, the Rev John
Hay. the Rev. George Ross, Johanna
Ross, George Read, George Read, I'd,
Evan Rice. Anna and Susannah Dar-
ragh, Nancy Van Dyke, John Stock
ton. Kensey Johns. William Hay,
members Of the Holycupp family, Sal
lie Fisher Rodney, members OF the
Johns family. Jacobus Williams, and
members OF the Ross family.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
RUSHING THE
BUILDING WORK

Local contractors are hustling with
several operations that the buildings
may be completed before the advent
of winter.
AS this is court week and there are
Grand and Petit Jurors in attendance
the work around the dupont Hotel
site is watched by a crowd. The un-
loading of pieces of structural steel
weighing eleven and eighteen tons
causes surprise The big beams were
unloaded by the powerful derrick as
easily as walking canes are handled
I'm a store.
Mt Salem NJ r. Church parsonage
is being remodeled
Two Market street hotels, when
completed. promise to be attractive
buildings. They are the Delaware
House and the Sewer Hotel.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
PROPOSALS.

------.,~e-----S---~----~---~
EORT DUPONT, DELAWARE CITY. DEL,
November 2, 191l-Sealed proposals, in
triplicate, on Q. N. q. o. Form No. -, will
be received here until IL a. m, November
%, 1911, and then publicly opened, for the
construction OF macadam roads at Fort Du-
Pont Delaware. Plans and specifications
can be seen az the ONCE Of the Quartermas.
ter, Fort DUPONT, Delaware. Information
furnished upon application. Deposit Of
$1,000 certified check required to insure re-
turn Of plans and specifications loaned. u.
S. reserves right TO accept or reject any or
all bids any part thereof Envelopes con.
tanning bids should be indorsed Proposals
for macadam roads, and addressed to 1st 1t.
r. A. Stockton, Jr. Quartermaster, Fort Du-
Pont, Delaware City Del. n4,s.11,15,1s,21
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
STOVES. HEATERS. ETC.

NEW AND RELIABLE SHOP FOR
n repairing Stoves, Heaters and Ranges.
where good thorough work will be done
for patrons, at reasonable rates. has Just
ben opencd-at 716 Shipley Street. BY
THOMAS BIRD. The proprietor has had
forty years OF practical experience in this
line Of business and he believes that he
can satisfy any reasonable requirements OF
his customers He Respectfully Solicits Pa.
tronage He offers for sale Second-han
Stoves both for cooking and heating Per.
sons wishing 70 buy or having such stoves
70 sell, are respectfully requested 70 call and
confer with him. Square Dealing is a
business rule with him. Busns commun-
ications will receive respectful and prompt
attention. Patrons can be assured Of skill
ful service. At "THE BIRD SHOP"
o7-3m
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
STEAL JEWELRY
FROM SHOW CASE

Thieves some time Monday night or
early yesterday morning broke into
the show case Of b. Keitz and Broth
er, iewelry manufacturers, at No. 6l5
Market street, and got jewelry valued
at about 500. The staple holding the
lock was broken and the case opened
without breaking the glass. The
theft was reported to the police.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
PILES DEFY THE KNIFE.
The Cause OF Their Formation Stin
Remains.

One place where surgery fails TO
bring permanent RELIEF is in the treat
ment OF piles, because even when the
evil tumors are cut away. the cause or
their formation still remains. That
cause is poor circulation. DR.. Len
hardts HEM-ROID is the tablet rem
cry that is taken inwardly and gets
right to the inside cause.
HEM-ROID is sold for 81 by n. B.
Danforth and all druggists Money
back If It fails. Dr. Ieonkardt Co.,
Station B, kuffalo. n. Y. Write for
booklet.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
MIR. JACKSON no LTBRARIANS.

The staff Of assistants at the Insti-
tute Library listened TO an interesting
talk by the Rev. r. L. Jackson yester-
day. Among librarians dutisE,
MT. Jackson gave prominent place TO
the forming of love for good lit
erature in the public mind.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
ORGANIZING TRADES.

Members of the various building
trades will hold a meeting in Painters
Hall, on Friday evening, when Organ
izer Eigleberger. of the A. f. of L..
viii be the principal speaker At this
meeting the various buildings trades
will organize into an Allied Building
Trades Council
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
pEATH OF MRs THOMPsON.

Mrs. Clara o. Thompson, aged co
years. wife of John Thompson, died
yesterday. The funeral will take place
from the home of her son-in-law, L. ID.
Cloud, No. 2701 Tatnall street. Friday
afternoon. at o'clock Interment
will be made at Silverbrook ceme-
terry.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
MORE HTNTERs FINED.

Four more Sunday hunters we're
arraigned before Magistrate Lewis
last night. all of whom were arrested
on warrants issued by Constable
Jones. William Polk was fined 50 for
cunning on Sunday, and Jacob Wag-
ner, A. Davis and George Kramer
were fined 50 for hunting with dogs.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
cRnMMFLL.MELSH.

Miss Ella F Cromwell and JOSEPH
r. Welsh were married at the home
OF the bride, No 527 Poplar street
last evening. by the Rev. Or. Albert
Price. pastor Of the Union A. NJ T.
Chnrch
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
MIR. HOFFECkER no LECTURE.

Francis II. Hoffecker will lecture
before. the New Century Club Of
smyrna, on December 10 on The
Trial Of Christ before Pontius PLATE
from Legal Standpoint"
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
coon SHOW Ar ClRRICK.

Mr.. and Mrs. Sidney Drew. in "The
Yellow Dragon" are one of the feat
ures OF an excellent show at the Gar
rick this week. II is one of the best
bills ever given at the Garrick.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
Temporary Matron at Y.WCA

Mrs. Mary c. Risdon of Dover. IS
now acting as temporary matron al
the Young Women's Christian Associ-
alton.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
CHURCH PAYS MORTGAGE.

The congregation OF Tome Methodist
Church. Port Deposit, has paid off the
$4,000 mortgage against the church
property.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE

XLyANTED-POsITION BY YOUNG MAN.
w in Office or warehouse. Experienced in
shipping, billing and checking freight. Refer
enctB. Address A-56, Journal office. n1-6t
IIrANTED-POsITION BY MIDDLE.AGED
w man. Miller by trade but will accept
any good inside work. Address AGO, care
Evening Journal Office. n1-6t
CITUATION WANTED-MAN WANTS
~ position as watchman or TO take care
Of horses for private family. would 20 to
country. Address A-57, journal Office.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
Wilson Line to PhiIadeIphia

PASSENGERS AND FREIGHT.
Leave ath St. Wharf, Wilmington, daily
including Sundays at 7.3O and 1910 A. NJ,
7 90 and 4i5 F. NJ. On Saturdays and
Sundays only additional trips at ZOO p. NJ
Leave Chestnut ST. Wharf, Philadelphia,
daily including Sundays at 1880 A. NJ,
1.3O, AIS and 700 i. NJ On Sundays and
Mondays only additional trips at 7.30 A. NJ
FARES: Including Saturdays and Sun
days, Philadelphia excursion 25c-one way
15c. Chester excursion i5c-one way 1Oc.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
TRANSPORTATION.


NEW JERSEY AND WILMINGTON
~ Ferry Co.. steamer Ulrica. Time table
in effect September IL. Week days-Leave
Wilmington 8 a. N. and y. m. Leave
Penn's Grove, 9.15 a. and p. m. Leave
Wilmington Saturdays. 8 q. m. and II 30
noon. g. 615 and 1890 p. m. Leave Penn s
Grove, Saturdays-9.15 a. m, lis, 5, and
IL p. m. Leave Wilmington Sundays. 80
a. m. and 100 p. m. Leave PENIS Grove.
Sundays-1O.3O a. m. and p. m. Phone
1000, d. & A.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
BUSINESS NOTICES.

n AZORS SHARPENED. PENNETrO' S
N BARBER SHOP, s0i Market. nS-lm
MADAM o. p GRIFFIN.
wi POI F. THIRTEENTH STREET.
Repairing and Dry Cleaning. n6-lm
WE MAKE A SPECIALITY OF
w RENOVATING BRICK FRONTS.
Grainng and Jobbing. Estimates furnished.
WILLIAM S. PRETTYMAN,
House and Sign Painter.
221 Shpley St. d. & A. Phone 2Os4-A.
nj I'm
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PAINTERS.

Uy b. REMLEY--st2 TATNALL STREET
w. Painting Draining and Hardwood hn
ishing. Highest class VI work at moderate
rates. d. & A. Phone 2T25A.
aI2-6m
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
ROOFERS.
PUBLIC SALES.

ODAtA Otll4LOs
ID UBLIC SALE OF HORSES, WAGONS
and harness, every Saturday at klair's
Bazaar a%-4m
nUBLIs sALE-ENTIRE CONTENTS OF
one Of the best furnished West Side
Houses will be sold at Stidham Sons Auc-
tion Store III East Fourth street, on Friday
November 10, at 1 o'clock p. m.
. fine bed room suits, L handsome ma
hogany frame parlor suit, claw feet, cost
$50; . heavy brass beds, enameled beds
davenport in Dixie leather and box com
partments underneath, fine leather freside
rockers, ] dining room suit complete in quar-
tered oak. Pictures hall rack library mis-
sion suits. leather couch. several fine rugs,
9x12, in Persian and floral designs; mat
tings, felt mattress, wardrobe etc, etc. This
this fall and you will do well TO look this
lot over, as everything must be sold
n6,s,9 STlDHAM & SON, Auctioneers
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
LOST AND FOUND.

>--e---~-~S-S-~-----~-~-~--~~
TOUND-GOLD CUFF BUTTON, INITIAL
W. owner may have same by applying
at this office. n7-3t
TOuND-PAIR OF RIMMED SPECTA-
ces, owner may have same by applying
at this Office. n7-3t
OsT-ON 9TH INST, SOLITAIRE DIA-
II mond ring Reward il returned to this
Office nT-2t
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
ROOMS FOR RENT.

a y ADVERTISEMENT IN THE
n EVENING JOURNAL is AN
ADVERTISEMENT IN THE HOME.
THE EVENING JOURNAL IS
READ IN MORE HOMES EVERY
DAY THAN ANY OTHER GELA-
WARE NEWSPAPER.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
CARPENTERS.


XLyARNER 3. LEWIS, CARPENTER.
w contractor and builder. 600 Orange 81
Jobbing a Specially. Brick. Stone and Con
crete work. d. and A. phone. k673.
!y6-iy
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
NOTICES.


NOTICE-wRINGERs AND CARPET
~ sweepers repaired !. y. SCHWEIZER,
ms Pm 525 W. Front St. Both phones.
oTICE-I HAVE REMOVED MY LAW
~ Offices TO 705-7o6 Equitable Building.
Walter II. Hayes sl3.tf
NToTICE-DR. B. ALLEN JENKIN HAS
4 removed to the late DR.. Gray's Office,
222s Market st. o13-eod-1m
N)TICE-I WILL NOT PAY ANY BILLS
unless contracted by myself Roawne
Fells n6.st
NJ roTICE-DIvIDEND.
~ ARTISANS SAVINGS BANK,
5c5 Market street, Wilmington, Delaware.
The board Of managers have declared the
regular SEMI-ANNUAL dividend Of two per
cent 10 depositors, being for the six months
ending Oct. lst., 1911. Depositors will
please present their books on and after Nov.
1st 1911, to have dividends entered
n1-i2t ROBERT D. KEMP. Treasurer.
~ WHEREAS, the Levy Court Of New
Castle County deems it necessary for the
purpose Of building a bridge and the ap-
essary, which said bridge is 20 be built over
tho Christiana Creek near Third street, in
the City Of Wilmington
AND WHEREAS, they desire TO enter in
and upon and occupy certain lands, the own
ers Of which refuse to permit such entry and
occupation
THEREFORE, ALL PERSONS TAKE
| NOTICE. that the said Levy Court will on
Wednesday the Fifteenth day Of November
a. d. 1911 present their application TO the
Resident Associate Judge Of the State Of
Delaware within New Castle County at the
County Court House in Wilmington, at 10
o clock in the forenoon. praying that the
said Resident Associate Judge shall appoint
/ FIVE disnterested men Of the county who
] 4 Al.
/ damages OF such owner or owners fairly and
/ impartially. taking into consideration all
the benefits 10 be derived from or in con-
sequence Of said bridge 10 the said owners
and further praying that the said commits
sioners shall certify their finding and award
TO both parties.
! COUNTY. nS-1O
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
APARTMENTS.
LADIES, TAILORS.
ARCHITECTS.

A RCHITECTS AND ENGINEERS, sl5
a Market St. 80 years Of active practice
brings TO our clients. much useful knowledge
in design and construction, end we warrant
our ork correct in all respects.
z. L. RICE. Jr.. Co.. Inc)
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
HELP WANTEn-FEMALE.

IlIILI w AIN Il S--A II AlAN1- AA4Als
XIrANTED-EXPERIEN WHITE
w waitress Apply Josiah Marvel 1907
Van Buren, st. met
XATANTED-LADY BOOKKEEPER. STATE
w experience. Address G-20, journal
office. n7-3t
H)UsEKEEPER WANTED-TWO IN
II family, good home, reference. Apply 4O3
West Sixth st. n6-3t
XXTANTED-COOK AND GIRL FOR GEN
w eral homework in Country Hotel. Good
wages and home for proper people. Address
G-1s. Journal office. mat
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REMOVALS.


d EMOVAL NOTICE
N On and after October 81, 1911. my
Office will be located at 22t West Ninth
street, Wilmington, Del
CARROLL W. GRIFFITH.
o2i-1m ID. & A. Phone $50.
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C1IROPODIST.

\ FRS. ANNIE NJ. sOHAEFER. CHIRoPODY
Nl g22 SHlPLEY STREET
Open Mon, We'd, and Fri evenings and
Sunday until noon Visits by anDointment
ID. & A. Phone 1895. o24.tf
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

WANTED-BOY FOR HOUSE PAINTING,
W one with experience preferred. Call
Shop 7th and Jefferson SITS. ns-2t
IATANTED-BASS SINGER FOR TRINITY
w Church Quick student. good full voice.
7. Leslie Carpenter s27 Adams ST. n6tf
TANTED-RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS.
w Customs employees. Average 500. 90
month, Wilmington examinations announced
January 18th Sample questions free. Write
Immediately. Franklin Institute, Dept 40 X
Rochester, n Y. o2s2m
A RTISTS-CARTOONs, COMICS. ETC,
n pay big, short courses, low tuition, call
and see
MAX SCHOOL OF CARICATURE
Delaware Trust Building,
n4Im Ninth and Market SITS.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
EDUCATIONAL.
DECORATORS.

Kershaw & Whitten
Finest line Of
w ALL PAPERS
s32 MADISON ST.
}. & A. Phone 51O5D. Wilmington. Del
Estimates Furnished. Lowest Prices.
11tf
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
TAILORS.

@ TANLEY sILKA
= MERCHANT TAILOR.
Cleans, Presses Dyes Scours and Repairs
Ladies' and Gents Suits.
Remember the Place-Ninth and Pine Streets
Del Phone 356s. Wilmington, Del.
n4-am
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
Real Estate, Wants, Sales, Notices, Rooms for REM
HELP WANTED-MALE.

HELP WANTED-MALE.
AN ADVERTISEMENT IN rlfE
n EVENING JOURNAL Is AN
ADVERTISEMENT IN THE HOME.
THE EVENING JOURNAL IS
READ IN MORE HOMES EVERY
DAY THAN ANY OTHER della
WARE NEWSPAPER.
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

A ADNINIsTRAToRs SALE OF REAL
a ESTATEl
By virtue Of an order Of the Orphans
Court made tho eighteenth day Of October,
A. d. 1911, will be exposed to Public Sale
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

NOTICE E-WRINGERs AND CARPET
~ swoepers repaired j. y. SCHWEIZER,
ns2m 525 W. Front St. Both phones
Evening journal., 1911-11-08

N)TICE-I WILL NOT PAY ANY BILLS
unless contracted by myself. Roawne
Fells. n6-3t
Evening journal., 1911-11-08
WANTED.

EOR sALE-75 BAGS or SHORT AND
long corn. Call 1899 DUPONT ST.
n21w
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-09
Advertisements a The nsrs es @ FOR SALE
= Gems per line, six words 70 the line


TO RENT ass franklin ST.. con-
venient store suitable for any business
Mrs. w. NJ. Vars, SIS Hobart Ave.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1911-12-09
VIEWS AND VARIETIES

Hook-Guzzier says he doesn't be-
iieve in drowning his sorrow IN tha
flowing bowl. Nye--No. nothing less
than a hogshead would do for Guzzler
Philadelphia Record.
Geraldine-You have no ambition to
be a soldierI Gerald~-No; / care not
who fights the battles or my country
IL can only have the moving picture
rights.-Nsw York Press.
A smart young fisher named Fischer
E'ished fish from the edge OF a assure;
nsh with grin,
Pulled the fisherman In,
Now they're fishing the assure for
Fisher. --Pearson's Weekly.
Maud-Tm told got my good looks
from my mother. Ethel wouldn't
repeat that # / We're you. Maud
Why not2 Ethel-People viii think
your mother WAS stingy.-Boston
Transcript.
visitor-So you've had three dogs. II
cows and two horses killed by autos
SO far this year. Why don't you put
In a complaint? Farmer-Neveri I'm
willing TO take my medicine. WAS
one OF tho yaps that kept hollering
for good roads.-Puck.
What barbarous instincts those old
Romans displayed at their gladiatoriat
gamesY' YES" replied Miss Cayenne.
they were almost as indifferent TO
human life as crowd OF people
watching an aviation contest at
county fair"-Washington Star.
Cavalry N. G. O.-Wot's this ear
about you avin' been seen wallSin'
down Regent street with a hordinary
hinfantry foot-siogger? Trooper-It
blowedl Amt there no back streets
Amt there no public 'Ouses in Lon-
dol ?-London Punch.
whats the matter here?" asked
the caller, noticing the barren appear
ance of the house. Sent your goods
away to be storedT' No. replied tho
hostess. mot at all. My daughter was
married last week and she has merely
taken away the things that she thought
belonged to her."-Detroit Free Press
by Georgel But that chap Kirby
Is independent / never before met a
man who cared so little for another
persons opinion of himself as he"
Whats his latest declaration %
why, he walked brazenly into a fash
ionable Broadway habsrdasher's and
asked to be shown some shirts with
detachable cuffs!"-Satire.