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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

ing how ! can afford to sell vegetables so
cheap"-Louisville Courier Journal.
He knows all the best people in town
why doesn't he associate with them,
then 2"
'''They know him" cleveland Leader
II think" said the stout man, that
will give up these long walks and get an
automobile"
walking is first rate exercise"
Yes. But work doesn't reduce me.
What l need Is worry.'-Washington
Herald.
Husband-Did the cook you hired show
up?
Wife-No Wasn't It fortunats7 An
other one rang our bell by mistake looking
for Mrs. Gillet next door, and I've kept her
instead.--Harper's Bazaar.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Il am not like Chandelier" says
Mr.. Bryan;~-"I do not claim that my
Growing has brought the morning
light" But Mr.. Bryan does not deny
that he has done a good deal of crow
ing and crow eating.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22
Good Cause, Good Effeet.
IouI.ril1s courier-Journal.

LOuIHVlIIe DOuTIeT- ouThHI
vail goes up from the manufacturers
OF fireworks, because the sane Fourth
Of July" movement has brought them TO
the verge OF bankruptcy. but as between
bankrupt manufacturers Of this sort and
MANNED children. fires and general wreck
Ne are not pushed 20 make choice
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

The Water board slogan. Not next
month. or next year, but now" plainly
does not apply 10 the building Of that
aew supply main for which We have
been waiting for Ave years.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

II has taken the celebrated English
clergyman, DR.. Aked, six weeks to re-
sign his New York church. But even
a quick American temperament might
be slow getting away from $4,000
salary.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

THE people want to respect their
officials" says the Sioux City Journal.
1t is pretty hard to do so here in
Omaha when our United States sena-
tors insist on filling two of the most
responsible federal positions with
notorious grafters, bank wreckers or
public thieves.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Thus far hostilities have not
reached the stage where it has become
necessary for Senator Hepburn to un-
furl the old flag.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22
Then, WhatF

Pittsburg Dispatch,
The selection Of John J. Fitzgerald OF
Tammany 20 be chairman OF the house
committee on appropriations despite the
protest Of Mr. Bryan may be regarded as
a great victory, but what II the democrats
throughout the country should hold the
same view az the Nebraskan?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

II will be just Ike Mayor Jim"
and his city hall lieutenants TO get the
charter limits on the various mu-
nioipal funds raised so that someone
else can spend the money.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
DOFarily shouId have The bee
mailed TO them. Address will be
changed "a often as requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Why should a deputy county attor-
neg putting in q few hours a week
iuGt for practice draw $4,000 year
Out OF ths pubhr treasury Our
county attorneys once right nov
Gusts thu taxpayers twice as much as
Il diA ten ynaEs Rsn
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

II they end that Mexican war now
II might be such disappointment to
some OF our soldiers of fortune that
they would start real revolution.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Until the Art Loan exhibition
brought them out. Omaha did not re-
alize before how many art lovers and
art treasures It possessed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Proving conclusively that the cause
Of the suffragettes is right, Miss Park
hurst has defeated St. Louis lawyer
in q public debate,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

It is understood that Cadet Taylor has
been endeavoring 10 help Postmaster
Thomas out OF the hole-World Herald.
Naturally Birds OF a feather al
ways ind a way 70 get together.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Every one OF us can contribute a
little in our own way toward the city
beautiful" by making our own front
yards look attractive.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

A Wichita bank president admitted
his greed for money made him buy
stolen postage stamps Just stuck to
his fingers, as it were,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Should Governor Woodrow Wilson
rid his state OF mosquitoes he will be-
COME the st. Patrick of New Jersey.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Come to think of it, says the car,
under his breath, Il have not the
price of a war handy, so will have to
defer licking China.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Wonder II Associate Editor Metcalfe
had his birthday banquet speech blue
penciled by Editor-in-Chief Bryan.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

And in the meantime, Has anyone
here seen Bailey Voice at the dol
lar dinner.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Even the grand opera promoters
seem to have the spirit of Horace
G. eeley's advice to the young men.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22
Around New York

nipples on the Current Of Life
az seen IN the Great American
Metropolis from nay 20 Day
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Another mystery puzzle; Where
was Willis e. Reed when the lights
were turned up?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Though his patriotic feeling nearly cost
him his job, Dennis O'shea, one of the
chefs in the Columbia university com
mons, where most of the students on
Morningside Heights eat. fatty refused
to profane Friday last, by making orange
sherbet as the dessert for the evening
meal. He told Clarence r. Jones, the
manager, that he would prevent any OF
the other chefs from doing so as long as
any breath remained in his body.
Jones made out the bill OF fare on Thurs
day evening, and when he put down orange
sherbet II did not occur to him that the
dish would hardly be appropriate for
March II. O'shea noticed the offending
dish at once He said nothing to Jones
at the moment but went to work with
rebellion in his heart, and as he made the
different dishes he tried to think up a
way out Of the difficulty He finally solved
the problem by making raspberry sherbet
although he knew that the students had
been eating raspberry sherbet every night
for a week, and were beginning to gel
tired Of It.
The first Jones knew OF the substitu
ton was when he made a trip through
the dining room. The first thing he saw
was a mournful student YEARLY eatinl
raspberry sherbet and studying the menl
TO see II his eyes had not deceived him
Jones made dive for the kitchen, wher,
he sought out o'shea and demanded VIII!
his orders had been disregarded
TITS the nth OF March and no orangt
sherbet shall be made here II / can hell
IT," was O'shea's reply.
Jones argued and threatened, but II
vain. O'Shea was obduste, and wheI
Jones ordered Greek waiter to freez
some orange sherbet the militant Irish
man sat down on the big freezer anC
dared Jones and the Greek to come on
O'SheA won out.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

That .springtisne sunshine was
enough to melt the heart of the most
obdurate base bali hold-out
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22
where the RIo Runs Wen.
Houston PC

The Rio Grande River" Is DRY enough In
Texas but It is running steadily through
the column Of the northern press.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Call It northern or southern
spring, as you like, it is springy, all
right.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22
FEBRUARY CIRCULATION.
47,62l

State Of Nebraska, County Of Douglas. sss
Dwight Williams, circulation manager OF
The Bee Publishing company. being duly
sworn, says that the average daily cir-
culatiOn. less spoiled unuEued and returned
copies, for the month OF February, 1911. was
G,621. DWIGHT WILLIAMS,
Circulation Manager.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to
before me this LIST day OF March 1911.
(Seal) ROBERT HUNTER,
Notary Public
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Our army would have swum the
Rio Grande long ago had General
Funston been there.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

With the war at it's height, where
would this country be but for the Boy
scouts?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Has she told you what the price of
the new hat is to be?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

AS the Chicago News observes, Lor-
inner may be unfit, but it cannot be
said that he is unfought.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Divorce is to be made easier in
Reno. How? Not cheaper?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

II our Nebraska lawmakers want
TO perpetrate real joke they will fix
on April for final adjournment
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Jack Johnson lost 1926 in a mai
car fire, What a burning shame.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-03-22

Poor Nellie BLY,, how they make her
money fly, and her sobs at the deceitful-
ness of man threaten to break her heart.
Nellie has seen much Of the world and
mankind along the main road to make
her suspicious OF the whole ungrateful
bunch. But II appears that education and
experience did not impress Nellie. She was
hustling society reporter in her teens,
trotted around the globe In less time than
Jules Verne's eighty days, then sobered
down and married a man with coolies OF
money. Up 20 that time the last was es-
teemed the safe and sane achievement OF
her career. She was living happily with
ker 'old man" when an unexpected call
from the man with the scythe put her in
the widow class. Oh, how lonesome she
became! Wealth seemed useless as solace
for grief. Widow Nellie concluded some
thing had to be done to Danish the gloom.
Being in a mood for desperate chances
she seized one through a matrimonial cor
respondence school, and was about to an
mex a Minneapolis man when the ungallant
cuss, seeing what he was up against"
Jumped the traces and fled, leaving her
several fat bills as souvenir of their long
distance oourtship. Her present troubles
have to do with the purse. The American
Steel Barrel company Of New York, a
business inherited from her husband, has
been plucked by two bookkeepers through
forged checks and other means out OF
about $4,000. That lie the limit Nellie
caused both penmen to be olapped in jail
Four million dollars annually is a con-
sentative estimate of the cost that is
entailed upon the city for supplies to
take care Of the injured and sick in the
five boroughs which comprise Greater
New York. The hospital system IN New
York is regarded as the most compre-
hensive in the country. There is not a
city on the American continent, in the
opinion Of the Brooklyn Eagle, which
can claim as many hospitals as New York,
and statistics will show that there Is no
municipality where there are so many
people injured during the course OF the
year. And furthermore, New York
possesses the distinction of being the most
charitable city in the world toward Its
poor sick.
The chain OF hospitals which are under
the control OF the city require the vast
expenditure annually Of $2,Oe1,29O for
supplies alone. II wages, maintenance
and other incidental expenses are in
cluded the total appropriation Of all city
hospitals would approximate over 5000,
900. Add to this the annual approprla-
lions which are made to private hospitals
by. the city and other charitable instltu-
lions, the aggregate amount set aside by
the city would easily amount to $4,000 OOc
a year.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
VIRGINIA WOMAN
. FIGURES IN COURT
Irene Osgood, Authoress, Sued
by Husband for Horse,
Pigs and Cat.

London March 2o.-After hearing
both stories in detail. the presiding
Judge decided that the defendant must
pigs and one cnt and the manuscripts
OF plays and stories in dispute, or pay
him S210. The defendant promptly
entered an appeal from the Judgment
This was the climax to an amusing
trial to all but the parties. y suit was
brought in the county court at North
ampton by the English author, Robert
Marlborough Sherard. against his wife.
the American authoress, Irene Osgood
who was formerly Mrs Charles Pigott
Harvey, nee De Bclot, native of Vir-
ginia.
y suit for separation brought by the
wife is pending. and the husband. in
the present action, alleges that the
defendant purloned the above men
toned property, all he possessed, and
left him stranded Sherard. describ-
ing his life at Gulsborough Hall, in
Northampton, which is the property or
his wife. referred TO tho home as my
Calvary He had been treated like a
dog, he declared, and thrice thrown out
OF the place.
II am irene osgood.''' lie shouted
dramatically. 81 wrote everything
that She is supposed TO have written
in the last five years" lie swore that
Irene had given him $500 10 be used
in procuring Il divorce from his wife
so that he could marry her.
Mrs. Shcrard, who is the author of
"To Il Nun Confessed and "Scrvi-
tudc." and possesses an income OF be :
tween $4,000 and 100000 Il year, en-.
tered the witness box and described
how she met Shcrard ut Cannes.
France. He was practically without
funds, md she give him, she said, $500
with which to buy clothes. She did
not know at the time that he had been
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
MAY
. REMAIN PREMIER
Said That Emperor Has Induced
Him to Retain His
Office.

y. Petersburg. March 22.-The min
ister'al situation took a turn to-day
IN favor Of NJ. Stolypin remaining Pr.
hlier. Al,hougl NJ. kokovsoM has
Deen appointed to the premiership, the
appointment has not Iecn omcially
announced The Emperor dincd last
.sehihs at the house Of Nine. vsro-
DOT daughter OF Secretary Of State
lan4ief, who is also grand master OF
NC court, After the dinner the Grand
bucncss Olga .NcXandrovnu told those
assembled mat the Emperor had sue
ceeded IN persuading NJ. Stolypin 10
remain in office
In response 10 inquiries 10 night NJ.
stoiypin declared that the situation
was without change He said that he
hah received no direct or indirect OF :
icrs or proposals from His Majesty
since his resignation. The Nationals
uc press is strongly urging NJ sto, pin
TO reconsider his determination 10 re-
tire.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
DEATHOF FORMER
MAYOR OF RALEIGH
William M. Russ Dies at His
Hone--First Woman's Suf-
frage Act Passed.
tSpecialt TO rio ,rimn. ,,,,,,,

Especial to Tile Times Dispatch.
liaicish ". c.. March 2x.-Thc PEG
PIE OF Raleigh Mere shocked this morn :
ing to learn OF the death of william,
~. Russ. Mayor Of Raleigh for several
terms. and clerk OF the Superior Court
Tor twelve years. His death occurred
shortly after midnight. III his home on
biouht Street, tie physicians pronounc-
ING the immediate cause OF his death
Citation Of the heart
M:, Russ vas a native Of Wake com
y, httE-four years Of age. and leaves
q widow and four children. lie retired
from the clcrkship Of the Superior
court last December, having failed oil
Tue Democratic denomination In the
pittcrest and most sensational party
primary campaign that probably ever
occurred In the State. He was con-
cedel TO be easily the most generally
liked man In Raleigh.
what is believed TO he the first wo-
mans suffrage act North Carolina has
mad was enacted by the recent Legis-
lature IN a special act for WrightSviiIn
Beach the famous seaside resort lear
" iimington, This is an act that pro-
Fides FOR vote on issuing sewerage
bonds, and 1t provides that women who
own property on the beach shall be
allowed TO vote. also that every cor
poration interested shan have one
vote, in addition to the votes OF an )
Individual officers.
The Atlas manufacturing Company. Of
Bcsscmcr City. was chartered to da s.
with 100000 capital. for q general
cotton manufacturing and textile bus
mess the incorporators being c. J.
siuss, a a. Mclean and J. j. Orinond.
other charters are 70 tho Brown SUR
met Telephone Company, capital sl0,-
900. for maintaining farmers tclc-
phone exchange for that territory, IN
corporators J G. Ilardic and others,
and the Prdgcn-Joncs Company, Dur
llhm, capital 5000. b. j. D. Pridgcr,
j Jones and others. for I. mercan-
tile business
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
CHARGED WITH THEFT.
Leading Citizen Of Tampa Is Under
Arreat.

Leading Citizen Of Tampa Is Under
Arrest.
Tampa, Fla March CIV. r.. Full
Ter one of the citys leading wholesale
deniers. and former president Of tho
Board Of Trade and OF the Board OF
Public Works, has been arrested on
wo nformatIons. charging him with
embezzling funds from the Tampa Fuel
Company, OF which he is president In
one of the informations he Is charged
with embezzling $4,000 and in anoth-
or $4,000.
Virgil IT. Lanier. secretary treasurer
OF the company. Is under arrest che rg-
ed With aiding and abcttIng In the
smaller charge. Bond OF $4,000 for
Mr.. Fuller and OF $1,000 for Mr.. Lanier
have been furnished BY prominent citi-
zenS. The case mas been set for April
10. Fuller contends that he lis the
victim OF persecution and that the
charges arise from Il misurd standing
with some Of the stockholders OF the
Tampa Fnel Company, ono OF tho larg-
est OF which Is G.. w. Hcndley. OF Bal
timore Tho throwing into bankruptcy
OF w. r. Fuller G. Co. recently was
a heavy blow TO the business career
or Fuller. who. besides other enter
prises. formerly headed n line OF steam
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
MASSIE AND MYERS
MAY OPPOSE STROBE
usyrrn1 Po1itfcn1 Announcements cx-
pcctcd Within Ncnr Future-Mnyor
of .\mtcrat RcsiEnn.

iSpccial TO The Times. Dis pa tch.l
Amherst, Va, March 23.-The pols :
teal tight in Amherst this summer
promises TO be one OF unusual inter
set and many candidates for various
Offices are already In tnc field While
Bland Massic has not vet made
formal announcement OF Ills candi-
dacy for tho state Senate against Au-
brey r. STROBE, it Is thought that nc
VIII do so al an carly date II is said
that Or, II. 5. Myers. former member
OF the House OF Delegates. Will also
probably be candidate for election to
The senate
Deputy Clerk T.. g. McGinnis. c. \.
campbell and c. L. Scott have an
nounced their candidacy for the Of
ncc or county treasurer Other can
didates for this position viii be !, D.
Watts, former deputy treasurer ma
G G. aLassie
At a meeting OF the Town Councll
held Tuesday night, Mayor e. t..
Scott rendered his resignation. and G
W. Dearborn vas elected MAJOR or
Amherst by the Council.
The Beard OF Supervisors held q
fpecihl meeting here to-day. the meet
ing having been called on account or
letter received from Highway Com
missioner T.. ST. j Wilson. III which
he stated that tho board would haya
to purchase limestone 10 TOP dress the
nacadam road leadlug Into the town
OF Amherst, or else the convict carnn
would be taken from the county The
board decided to purchase the lime
stone
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
CAUGHT WAITING
TO STAY RICH MAN
Would-Be Assassin Talks Ram
blingly of Conspiracy to
Kill Him.

New York. March o2-An attempt on
the life Of Henry N. Corwith, president
Of the American Knitting Mills Com
companies. was frustrated to-day by
the police, who had been forewarned
by Mr.. Corwith. Alfred Price. formerly
in Mr. Corwith's employ. was arrested
after ilourishng a loaded revolver. lie
made rambling statements Of a con-
spracy to Kill him. and when he was
searched there was found. In addition
to the revolver, long dagger In ono
OF mis- pockets.
Mr.. Corwith notified the police last
night that Price had threa tened his
case, and followed Mr.. Cnrwlth when
he left his house in Riverside Drive
this morning. At the first corner he
pointed out Price. waiting.
Flourtshcs Revolver.
do you know Mr.. Corwith?" asked
one of tho detectives.
Sure ! do" said Price. ",vhcn
worked for him nine years ago at Sar-
atoga he formed Il conspiracy to pu,
the marks of 1t yet Between you ana
me, am going to kill him with this
and he nourishcd the revolver. The de-
tcctivcs closed In on him and disarn,cd
him
Al, Mr. Corwith drew near, Price
looked at him and said. quietly
THEY'VE got me now, but when I'H
out III give 1T to you SIC"
at the police station IS added:
II would have killed him as sur,
as there is q God In hcsven. and If
had known YOU were detestives woulc
have given It TO you first. The CUR
was loaded. and l could have killed
several men with IT,"
Examination ns to Snnity.
Price said he bought the revolver IN
n pawnshop. He was committed tc
Bellevue Hospital for an examination
as to his Satdty.
Mr.. Corwith said no had employed
the man for three weeks as n coach
man siS years ago. that he had never
seen him Al the time alluded 10 by the
prisoner, and that he had never been
at Saratoga.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
Y. NJ. G. a. OFFICERS ELECTED.
Danyille Association In Good Shape-Dia-
mon.l Ring Recovered

Especial 10 The Times DispatchI
Danvl!le. Va, March plat the annual
meeting OF the board OF directors OF the
y. VI, c. A.. held here this afternoon. the
following officers were elected FOR the en-
suing year: President. II. l.. Boa,wrlght:
First Vce-Presdent. W. b. Il: Second
Vice President, a. NJ. southall; Recording
Secretary, J. 7. Catin. Jr.; Treasurer J. T..
Watson The following We're elected on the
board to succeed three who resigned j. T.
Catl!n. Jr.. \. r Pat,en and e. r. Lewis
The association. which Is only three years
old. Is in nourishinE condition. and has a
membership OF more than 600
Tom Pendleton. prominent farmer OF tho
county, had his wagon shed destroyed by fire
last night. having his corn crib wagons
harness aud farming implements destroyed
lie managed TO save his stable and horses
and mules. A fellow farmer. who had his
live stock in the stable. succeeded In rescu-
ing them
Principal W F. Grasty. OF the Hoibrook
street Public School, has been notified by
the State Department of Public Instruction
that 1t Is the purpose OF the department. to
select Danvile the site for one OF the
summer Normal schools for colorcd teach
crs. The Normal School will open about
June q and will continue for about fvo
weeks
\ diamond ring. valued at $500, which wa .
stolen from young woman nj the RAN
do!ph- Macon Institute by one OF the SER
wants. has been recovered in Rcidsv,lle.
where 1t had been sold.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1911-03-23
CARS GO DOWN ENHANCEMENT
Night Express Train Wrecked In Mas
SuchuSetts.

Clinton. Mass, March 22.--The night
express train on the Worcester. Nashua
and Portland division OF the Boston
and Maine Railroad was wrecked early
to- day two and a half miles west,
OF Clinton All the cars left the rails
and the express car, day coach and
combination mall and smoking car
rolled down the embankment.
The pullman. which contained seven
teen Of the twenty passengers on the
train. did not so into the ditch. Ono
passenger. }, j. IIcnnigan. OF Worces-
ter, and the baEgag eInaster OF tho
train sustained minor injuries. The
cause OF the wreck has NOT been de-
termined.