Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-11-16

church choir. The altos brother has
give the sopranner's cousin u black eye
and the sopranner's uncle has had the
altos father arrested for stealin .
the ~voiceless tenor. has given up his
Job in the feed mill and left town.
Mr.. Harold Hanks. who Was married
last week to Miss Anastasia Perkins,
has gone back home To live With his
folks because his wife. who teaches
school. could not support him In h
n to which he was accustomed.
PROSPERITY.
It's very. very plain to see dis thing
dey call prosperity ain tended TO
a mar LAX me what nevah has u
cent
How kin All save. And ak to know,
when all NAH money has to &C
down to de corner grocery sto' and
what am lef' TO rent?
When An have lone dug up de price
10 gas an coal an meat an ice,
my salary win not suffice to stand
no bank account.
Yo. talk about yo' wealth sublime. Ii
semms to me dat by the time All
pays NAH debts a single dime looks
lax a large amount.
DE speakers shout with might an main
Prosperity has come again.
DEFY give me a three cornered pain.
To- dat am idle talk.
DE folks what don't know what work
means, dey rides home In do linn
cuisines. while all ALI does is walk.
Doggone If kin get much cheer out
of dis campaign talk.
All hear dat all am free and excl here.
1t sho' has got me beat.
In social realms de rich folks shine
While all All does Is calsemine. wild
one shirt hangin' m de line and
Goldfish To- to eat.
II sometimes seems Il feller's got de
very meanest sort in life an it's
really not what it's racked no to
But he comes TO f1Eger out what
he has hesn a-kicken' bout he
finds dat .lany fellers mout' be
much off dan he.
Ii sometimes seems dat things break
bad and den a Teller. he gifts mad
when he ought to be downright
glad dat dey amt any wuss:
When everything an said an done.
All has quite u bit of fun In life
an dats no idle pun. All mus
remember dat.
BY usin' quite Il bit of stealth, Alive
managed to retain my health.
though n small purse kin hold
my wealth an not be very fat.
Prosperity may come some day an il
she don all dat All say is dat She
kin 'es' stay away. Ah'll get along
somehow.
IT always pays to smile am strive. It's
mlghty good to be alive cen
though 70 bank book do not thrive.
Dat much you mus allow.
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.
j. w. H.-You tell us that you want
to get into vaudeville and want to
what o ought to do. What
you ought to do is to get a first class
act-one that will make a great hit
and then act 1t. That's what they all
ought to do.
Mother-You say that Maggie bites
her fingernails just terribly and that
you don't know how to cure her. That's
easy. Tic her arms around a telephone
pole.
Geraldine-Shame on you, Geraldine,
We haven't the slightest information
regarding the rather risque question
o ask us. p. S.-we are sending you
a personal reply by mail containing all
o want to know.
RULES FOR DEER HUNTERS.
Always wear a bright colored uni
form that will give you the appear
ance of some rare animal as you scram-
BILE through the underbrush. This will
mean none for your family if Won
carry life insurance.
When walking through the brush
grasp the gun firmly by the muzzle
and drag it along behind you. When
the trigger catches on a twig It will
be all over in a minute.
Shoot at everything you see, If 1t
happens to be a deer you are likely to
miss him, but II It happens to be a
hunter. you will probably hit him.
The deer be distinguished from
The cow has two short horns slightly
curved. while the deer has two funda-
mental horns which branch out in sew
eral directions. The deer also has a
more sensitive expression Of counte-
nance than the COW and the shape Of
its tail is different 10 you can easily
tell ell 9 ID deer an from q COW when approach
The cows tail In long and bushy at
the end while the deer's tail is very
brief and twitches nervously when the
deer is excited. There are other points
Of difference between the deer and the
COW. and after two or three hunting
distinguish n from the other almost
at a glance. The COW IL much easier
to shoot than the deer. az the COW
will stand perfectly still to be shot.
just like the politician who faces q
newspaper camera, but the deer is g
modest and retiring creature and shuns
publicity. It has no desire to be ex-
hibited from a hook out In front Of
the meat market back home. The COW
10 not 8 particular as she IL used to It.
the meat market being q favorite
haunt Of hers.
Promise all Of your friends venison
and do not disappoint more than 95 per
cent OF them. This II the usual bat
ting average.
It will cost you only. about $500 for