Gilpin observer., 1911-06-01
OBSERVATIONS

Some women put confidence in
their husbands just to be different
from other people.
People who don't play the piano
/, in this world ought to be entitled
to a seat in the orchestra pit in
the next world.
When some Of US get to hades
we are likely to find that we have
been misled by some OF its advance
agents.
The fellow who writes epitaphs
must have been sadly neglected in
his early training regarding the beau
ties of veracity.
If you have enough rocks, 1t is easy
enough to build foundation for a
good business.
Some people use their mouths for
for no apparent reason other than
they must have been put there to
be used. If they could be induced to
entertain the same idea about their
brains, this old sphere would be a
pleasanter place in which to live.
The man who has confidence in
a Job these days.
We hold the busy bee up as an
example for our children to emulate
but it would be just as we'll to de-
precate the fact that it never learns
by repeated experience that what 1t
labors so diligently all summer to
treasure up some loafer comes along
In the fall and steals!
Few women have the stamina to
keep from crying for something that
can be gotten from hubby by a few
judiciously shed tears.
When man marries girl who
looks like a dream in the evening
and a nightmare in the morning, it
is horse on him.
An English medical paper says the
prettiest girls are the stupidest. Well,
Central City has some of the bright
est girls in the country.
When man is known to live on
tainted money, he is usually in bad
odor in the community
When you go to law your profits
go, too.
The incest thing about a duty is
| when Providence or accident puts
barrier in the way of your perform
ing it.
Smiles will usually do more than
cross words. but woman's tears
| have got them both beat.
An innocent face is the most ef-
fectual mask criminal can wear.
When stock market shark hands
out bunch of hot air about how
! it happened, it might be termed
'tempering the wind to the shorn
lambs"
Aldrich says he is out of politics
1t must be pleasant to be able at last
to make a statement and find so
many ready to agree with him.
A chaperone is a superfluity to a
sour-faced girl.
Jolly an egotist and he will think
you the finest fellow on earth.
A wife who brags her hubby up
when she knows he doesn't deserve
it, can feel highly flattered upon
her subtle strategy when sho sees
hubby trying to live up to her des-
cription Of him.
A man doesn't feel like calling his
sweetheart ID kitten" just after hear
ing her scream at the sight of a
mouse.
A st. Paul paper favors plan
whereby man can pick the course
to which his taxes are to bd applied.
The trouble with that idea would be
that everyone would apply them to
reduce his rate of taxation.
The present style in millinery
makes a woman look as IL she had
lost her head.
Contrariness is often mistaken for
will power.
Things that are not worth doing
at all are often dono the best.
When your hubby won't buy you
all the clothes you want, you can
sometimes get redress by going to
the courts.
There are lot Of deaf and dumb
people when 1t comes to conversing
with conscience.
It's peculiar how happy some peo-
pie can be making others unhappy.
The preacher who breaches that
everyone ought to give one-tenth to
the church, must believe that there
is something wrong with his sermons
or that the world is on the ragged
edge Of poverty.
Some people must die in order that
the undertakers may live.