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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
MISS LEARY GIVES DINNER
rn+ertains at Her Fifth Avenue Home
in Honor of Columbus.

Miss Annie Learv gave dinner in eel'-
r.ratfor of Columbus Day last evening al
her home. No. 1892 Fifth avenue. A rec
ceprion and musical followed Among
..ro Guests were AI. and Mrs Henry
r,rirns. Mr.. and Mrs Frederick CORTLAND
pe,ferl Mr.. and Mrs Ebert n. Gary, Nr
and Mrs. j.. Robert Mckee. Mr.. and Mrs
Eric b. Dahlgren. Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
rutherford. NIr. and Mrs. Frank Sprague.
Mr. and Mrs. George @. Heye Mr. and
Mrs Lawrence T.. Gillespie, Mr.. and Mrs.
- 81 Hoffman. Mrs William d. Bliss. Mrs
1yflfam Post Mrs William Grosven"f'
Miss Louise Ward MrAlHster Miss Elise
radew. tho uostess's niece. Miss Annie
1.earv. Count del Rosa. th" Rev Bernard
vaughan of London. tho Rev O.. Meehau,
~ ~evport. the Rev p. r. OGorman. the
Rev pavld Hrau, James r. Townsend
Abort Norris Baght Harvey Laoew ana
s. Muller Try.
D,.riuc .hc reception boys from the
r.ristopner Columns Institute sang.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
CHARLES A. POLK IE.

Charles 4. PoiX-de connected with the
firm Of Gardner * Cox. marine architects.
with Offices az 40. I Broadway. died sud-
denly from heart disease on Wednesday
evening at his home. No. q Linden street
brooklyn Mr.. PoiX-de was born I'm New
York city thirty-sIX years ago, son Of NJ.
and Mrs EIzera r. Polk. He received his
early education here and later attended
Stevens Institute, from which he was grad
Uated as a naval architect on his return
from abroad. where be spent two years
completing his education, he entered the
architect firm with which he was con-
rected AZ the time Of MS death. The fu-
neral Will be neId at the Church Of our
Lady of Good Counsel. Putnam avenue.
near Ralph avenue. Brooklyn, and the
burial win be in St Johns Cemetery
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
WELCOME ZION DELEGATES
Professor Gottheil Tells Importance OF
Meeting in Basic.

The Federation Of American Zionisis
held a meeting in the auditorium OF the
Edueatona. Alliance. at East Broadway
and Jefferson street. last night. 10 cele-
brats The return Of the American delegates
from, the recent tenth international Zionist
congress. naId as Basic Switzerland
Professor Richard Gottheil. of Columbia
University one of the delegates said iht
meeting was the most successful gathering
of Jewish people held since the disors1n!za-
ZION of the ancient Hebrew nation. WhIe
there were no material steps taken toward
fine founding OF the new Zion. which is one
of the underlying principles of the nov
mont he said perfect harmony prevailed
there among the members.
SreaIfus Of the war between lI"t ana
Turkey. he said.
All the recent attempts made TO Deter
agricultural and general conditions Il D 'i
Rev ra-o been wude Uy Tie jewish q. mem
fber. our hopes in Palestine are 0o"h4 up
I'm The future welfare of the ottoman Ed
r're me treatment that nation Is te'...
me TODAY al The hands ot llaN Is '"-
yirfrrDr.-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
WEDDINGS PAST AND TO COME.

fr .ro Church " the Blessed Sacrament
,.,s,.rdar Miss Jessie Louise Byrnos.
5.urbtor Of Mrs Thomas Byrnss. OF 40.
,,s west 18th street was married TO Harry
& clark son OF George : Clark. Father
Matthew A. Taylor performed the cerc-
morv and also celebrated the nupuaI
mass.
The bride wore a gown OF soft white
satin embroidered and draped with duchess
lace She wore a tuIle veil fastened with
orange blossoms. and carried shower
bouquet of Inies-Of-thc-FaIler. Her sister
Miss AMY Ryrncs. was her maid " honor
and only attendant She was dressed in
violet satin yelled with chiffon and cm-
broider,d iu silver. Sine wore .ar2"
mauve han trimmed with violet feather,
and carried ID bouquet ~ curysauthtmums.
DR. Frederick lloy acted Is Mr. Clark 81
hest man. and the ushcrs We're Norman
uauett. Archibald e.. Clark, H. Lee and
a. Zero The brides father. the iate
Thomas Byuce. was formerly head ~ the
detective bureau and chiri n. police ~
Sew York City
Miss Blanch, Keyser daughter of AIR..
ANA Mrs Cassius Jackson koys,r. Will be
married TO James UrquEart Morris on Sat
urday October 2s Zoe the home Of the
brides parents. SO a West 1881 street
only immediate friends ol fhr family are
invited
Iuca s. So oct d. pr Eme o.
Io1mi-. Professor of physics 90 Princeton.
and Miss Grace Eaton wood niece os Com
modore william g.. Eaton. usre married
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
JUSTICE HUGHES TO SPEAK
Will Address Delta Epsilon Men at
Dinner at Hotel Aston.

Justice Charles Evans Hughes, ot the
United States Supreme Court, will be the
principal speaker AT the dinner Of Delta
t-DeiIon men at the Hotel Aston on 5atur
day evening. which Will mark the close OF
the seventv-seventh annual convention OF
the fraternity. now holding sessions win
the Rutsers chapter, at New BrunsWcN'
\ The POSTMASTER will be NJ Linn
p,,ce PYtpers. 'S4 former Lieutenant Gov
ernor OF New York.
More than five hundred members OF me
fraternity. with relatives and frieHuS' 3D."
Darticipate in a reunion excursion up the
Hudson 10 West Point on Saturday morn
ing 4 football game between Rutgers auu
the Army Will be PLAYED at West Point
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
HENRY w. FULLER.

Washington. oct. l2-Henry w. Fuller.
general passenger traffic manager Of the
Chesapeake & OHIO Railway died at his
home in this city carly to-day He had
been I'D for many months with compica-
ton OF diseases. lie was one Of the best
known passenger traffic officials in the
country Mr. Fuller who was the oldest
official ou th, road, leaves a wife and two
daughters. Funeral services will be held
m ST. TLomass Episcopal Church here
Saturday morning. and the body will be
placed loo vault pending burial arrange
r-.-Le-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
EUGENE WALTER NEW PLAY
Opens at Atlantic City with Charlotte
Walker in the Leading Part.

Atlantic city. y. j.. oct. E.-TEe hrst
performance of Eugene Walter new play
THE Trail Of the Lonesome Pine oc-
Cured tonight AZ the Apollo Theatre. Inc
play is founded on John Fox. ir..s popular
novel. with Charlotte Walker 30 the role OF
the heroine. The playwright has con-
denzod the book so as 10 brin- out IT'S
dramatic ralues.
Miss Walker carried out the realism OF
the role by playing the part barefooted.
In the cast with her are Berton Churchill
Richard Sterling. George Woodward. w. ;.
Hart. Lillian Dix. Wufred Robertson. Alice
I.rdanI and CYRUS Wood.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
OLIVER G. KENT.

Cleveland. oct 12.-Oriver C. Kent one
of CleveIauds philanthropists is dead at
lis home here. al tine age Of eighty-tw3.
He was widely known as a horse fancier,
having from time TO time owned several
famous American thoroughbred horses. He
had donated all told, N0oo0 70 Hiram Col
Ieeo Hiram, Ohio and sums of $1,000 10
various Disciple churches trr Ighout the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
MISS MABEL HARRISON ILL
Actress. Who Has tuberculosis, Must
Spend Winter in Adirondacks.
- TeIeFraph b Il TrL6une. !


Saranac Lake. y Y, oct. l2-Mabel Bar
rison. who starred in the Broadway pro-
du-tion Of The Blue Mouse" is at Saranac
Lake. I'D with tuberculosis She is maxim z
preparations 10 stay through the winter.
Physicians give her hope that she VIII 90
able to resume her work next spring.
Miss Barrison was forced 10 give mp
theatrical work in January. but did not
come to Saranac Lake until to-day. Joseph
f. Howard. her husband, will remain with
Miss Barrison during the winter. He IS
now fnisinc The Girl Aboard Ship" which
Will be produced at the Princess Theatre.
Chicago. December l.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13

Do you want to register protest
AGAINST the dissraceful record OF the
Tsmmany Legislature? To be effective
il must be by helping to defeat the Tam
many candidates this fall. Get your
name on the registration books day.
open from a. m. to 10 .. m.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
ADMIRAL scHLeYs ESTATE $4,000.

Washington, oct 1.-THE estate OF Rear
Admiral Winfield :. Schley. according ID
a petition filed to-day by his wido" ana
children for the probate Of his WILL docs
not exceed $1,000
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
OBITUARY..

SIR WILLIAM JOHN CROSSLEY.
London. oct l2.-sir William John Cross
ley. formerly Liberal member Of Paria-
ment for the Alrncham division Of Chesh-
ire and a nhilanthrepst, died to-day
lie was born iu lSH al Dunmurry. Ireland.
He was president Of the Manchester Young
Mems Christian Association and chairman
of the Manchester Hospital for Consump-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13

Ta-hrOuCk. bafINl h
pE r0IN Ou October o. loii charles -
~ his home 80 ~ Linden -, BROOKLYN.
.idoef SON ~ NJ. ana Mrs E.yoar r. 10 po'N
Funeral Friday. FEB a. m.. from 'nlr'h Or
our adv Of GOOD counsel. Putnam ave. near
Ralph ave.
HARRIS CYRUS D.. harris no tho I'd tesr ~
his age al the residence Of his father I'm
ION s Harris 40 20 Marlborough Road.
BrookIyu Notice OF funeral hereafter
trAsPRoTCK- suddenly. on October H. 1911.
Daniel q Hasbrouck In his 93d year. Fu
neral al his late residence. No as sacke't
- BROOKLYN. saturday. october t. 1911, az
. o. m Intermont az the convenience % tho
family.
VTGGS cornwall on the. Hudson. october
~ 1911 Ella J.. daughter ~ the lafe Aza-
rIah ] and Eliza r. Rlggs. In her d9th year.
Iuternent al Orange Conn, on saturday.
ruONAS-At Bay Ridge. ~ Y. on Wednesday.
October H. 1911 Charlotte Thomas. wife q
William ~ Thomas and daughter OF the lats
BENJAMIN Coles and Susannah Bell Townsend.
puri,l services az Christ church. - ave- BE-
tween 13d and 74th sts.. lay Ridge. Brooklyn.
y n ON saturday. October u. AZ o'clock.
Relatives and friends are respectfully invited
to 10, present
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13

No man who does not register can
vote. II you do not register to-day your
engagements may prevent your resIs-
tration on the following days. Do I to-
daYl Do L now!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
CHILL ORDERS WIRELESS PLANTS.

SANTIAGO. chile. OCT l2-rhe government
Dies contracted for series of Marconi
wireless stations alonr the coast from
AFRICA 70 sandy Point
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13

MAIN OFFICE-No. l5f Nassau street
CPTOWN DFFltE-No 1884 Broadway. -
any american District Telegraph Oncs
L ARITN pFFlCES-No. t5T East faSt1 street.
No PCS West i25th street and No go West
iaSth street.
WASHINGTON BuPEAU-westory Building.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13

Baltimore. oct 12.-ArchbishOps. bishops
priests and laymen Of national prominence
who are members Of the Catholic church
will gather in Baltimore sunday 90 attend
tho elabora to- religious celebration Of the
dual jubilee Of Cardinal Gibbons marking
the iftieth anniversary Of his ordination 20
the priesthood and the twenty-ffth year Of
his csrdinalate.
Monsignor Falconio the -'apal Delegate
will represent The Pope and bestoV the Pom
rffs blessing Canada will be represented
by Archbishop Bruchesi. The Archbishop Of
Mexico will come as the representative Of
his country and VI tho Latin-American
countries. Many II the visiting churchmeu
will participate in the first national CON
Gress Of the Holy Name Societies Of the
United States. Canada and Mexico. which
will be held on Monday and Tuesday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13

FRANK r. CAMPBELL. 2tI-3 West 23d 81.
Chapels. private Rooms. Private Ambulances.
nj fqo4 chelsea.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
DIED

Notices ~ marriages and deaths maj" -
,ccrmpanied nv fun name and address
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
CEMETERIES
rnr wooDLAwN CEMETERY,
UNDFRTAkERS

o..sd ~ By Harlem Train and By Trolley
once 20 East 23d 81. y. y
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-10-13
HONOR CARDINAL GIBBONS
Cornerstone of Memorial Hall in
Washington Laid.

Washington. oct. 12-In honor Of the
fftieth anniversary Of the entrance Of car
dinaI Gibbons into the priesthood and the
twenty-ffth Of his elevation to the car
dinalate. the cornerstone Of Gibbons Me-
mortal Hall to be a part Of the Catholic
University Of America. was laid here to-
day. Cardinal Gibbons was the centre Of
fhe celebration. with archbishOps, bishops
and other Church dignitaries from all over
the country taking part.
After laying the cornerstone Of the build
ing which is TO be a dormitory for lay stu
ients. the Cardinal spoke briefly, saying he
wished 10 thank those who had given to rhe
building fund and expressing the hope that
enough would be contributed I'm the near
future 10 complete he structure. About
$4,000 Of the $4,000 needed has already
been given.
Archbishop Farley Of New York, i'm pre-
sentinC the building 10 the university,
spoke Of the great work of Cardinal Gibbons
FOR the Catholic Church and in particular
of the Cardinals interest in the progress
of the Catholic University, whose president
of the board Of trustees and chancellor he
has been since its founding twenty years
ago
Among those present were MOnsisnor
Diomede Falconio. Papal Delegate TO this
country; Archbishops Prendergast, Of Phila-
delphia; Moeler. of Cincinnati; Quigley, OF
Chicago: Glennon, Of st. Louis Blenk. OF
New Orleans, and Kean. of Dubuque. ana
Bishops Mas. 81 COvingtou Ky; Foley, ot
Detroit, and Corrigan. OF Baltimore
Most encouraging reports Of the work
being done by the Catholic University were
presented To-Day TO the board of trustees.
This years enrolment is larger than that of
any previous year and progress was re-
ported in other directions Vacancies on the
board of trustees were filled as follows
Archbishop Prendergast OF philadelphia 10
succeed the late archbishop Ryan, Arch
bishop James Joseph Keane Of Dubuque 20
succeed Archbishop John James Keane
Bishop Canevin Of Pittsburg 10 succeed the
late Bishop Horstman Of Cleveland, and eX-
Senator Kearns Of Utah, 10 succeed the
late Michael Cudahv
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07
humorous department.
The Price of sass.-George E. Tur-

The Price Of Sass.-George E. Tur-
ner, at a dinner in the Curtis hotel in
Lenox, according to the Boston Herald.
said:
This hotel was originally New
England boarding house. The board
was simple, and the original old Cur
tis was a character.
Curtis used to drive an aristocratic
woman, Mrs. Butler, every afternoon.
One day he was extremely talkative.
Mrs. Butler stood his talk for an hour
or so and then she said, in her stiffest
manner:
Mr.. Curtis, pay you to drive, not
to talk
Curtis, of course, said no more. But
when the bill came at the end of the
month there was one days charge
which was set at $3.50 instead of the
usual so cents.
"Mr. Curtis said Mrs. Butler,
what is the reason for this singular
charger
"'Half a dollar for the drive and 81
for your sass Curtis answered, gruf-
fly"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

Going or comins?-A train was re-
ported forty minutes late, and after
the time had elapsed would-be pas
senger inquired:
How late is that train?"
"Oh, about an hour late"
The hour passed, and the query was
repeated.
well, they'll be about an hour and
twenty minutes late here"
Patience reigned until the query was
Justly renewed, and the railroad man
replied:
well, sir, l think that train will be
near two hours late"
whereupon the passenger said:
Say, mister will you kindly tell me
which way that train is going?"-Port-
land Oregonian.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

Helping the Blind.-The wind was
blowing a bit more than a gale last
night when benevolent old chap stop
ped to put a dime in the hat of shiv-
ering blind man on the public square.
The donor nearly dropped the coin, but
the mendicant showed his hat under
meath it and skillfully rescued it.
why, you're not blind" cried the
giver, scornfully.
mo, sir" confessed the beggar; I'm
just takin' pals place while he has a
bit O. rest. He's blind, sir-been blind
from BIRTH
Where is he taking his rest?" de-
manded the stranger, still unconvinced.
"Why-he-er-why, he's gone to
movin' picture show."-ClevelandD Deal
er.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

dred and clan of the girl whose
throat had been cut looked on. eyes
hard as steel balls. fumbling with
their boards. And then Moore was
taken to the tree beneath which the
girls body was found and hanged
with a plow line. Because he had
been a soldier it was conceded that
his body should not be mutilated by
bullets. They promised him that
and kept their promise. But they
kept him hanging half an hour, to
make sure, and then, quite solemnly
and decorously, the rope was cut in
to small pieces and distributed to the
women, and especially that the Pick
ems county women of the girls clan,
might see it. Doubtless some Of them
have it yet. Pickens county girls and
mountain girls are safe to walk
through that country to this day-32
years after. The hanging of John
Moore is remembered. A monument
has been built to the girl who died
defending her chastity. If you hap
pen in Pickens county and strike one
of the old timers and ask him about
that thirty mile ride over the noun
tains to hang John Moore with the
Greenville and Spartanburg noun
taineers helping, probably you will see
a hard look come into his eyes and he
will tell you, confidentially, that he
had never ceased to regret that John
Moore had but one life to lose, the
one neck TO stretch.
And going home from the hanging
was George, a colored citizen, riding
a mule and deeply impressed by the
proceedings. The lynching Of white
man was unusual.
Overtaking George came two white
men, one of whom reined up.
George" he said, 1--WE don't know
what will come of this. You want to
be careful and keep your mouth shut
about what you have seen."
"Lawsy me, Mars Andy" said
George, sure amt goin to say moth
in. To tole you the truf, I think my
self Mr. Mo- got off mighty light
A. B. Williams in Roanoke Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

Speeding Up.-There was a COW on
the track. The shoe drummer who had
been cutting cards for the cigars beck
oned to the porter.
boy, is that COW still on the track?'
yeas, sah."
How fast is the train moving?"
Bout fo' miles an houah while de
cow am on de track"
And how fast is the cow moving"
Bout FIVE miles an houah, sah."
well, here is a quarter. Take few
yards of rope up to the engineer and
tell him to hitch the train to the cow.
We might make better time."-Chica-
go News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

Reoiproeity.-"Upon my word" said
the ever complaining wife to the hen
pecked husband, according to the Phil
adelphia Times, you will have to pun
ish these children of ours for disobey-
ing my orders and for ransacking my
rooms"
What have the little dears been up
to now," inquired the husband.
They have made my sewing room
into a beer garden" answered the wife
angrily. Nothing is in its right place.
Cotton, wool, pins, scissors and all my
working materials are jammed into
od6 corners"
THAT wasn't the children" said Mr..
Jacobs, in his quietest tones. Il did
that"
You did it, did you, and pray what
possessed you?" she retorted.
MY kindness of heart prompted me
to do it. AS you Strengthened up my
room and arranged all my books and
papers so beautifully, 1 thought I
would put your sewing room in order"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07
HATS
FOR MEN.

We are now showing our Spring line
Of HATS for Men and Boys and want
you to see our Hats. We have them
in STRAWS and FELTS in all the
newest shapes and at prices that range
from 10 cents to $500 each. II you
want a new head-piece you can find
what you want here. Come and let
US show you.
Boys Malaga Hats from 10 Cts. to 25
Cts. Each.
Mems large Malaga Hats, IS Cts. to
25 Cts.
Mems Fine Straw Hats, stylish
shapes, all weights and sizes, 48 Cts.
to $500 Each.
Mems Felt Hats, all shapes and
sizes. IS Cts. to $500 Each.
Boys Felt Hats, 25 Cts. to $500.
SAILORS FOR LADIES.
We are also showing a nice line Of
SAILORS for the ladies, and have a
choice variety Of shapes and colors,
25 Cts. and upward. Come and let
us show you.
PANTS FOR MEN.
My stock of PANTS for men in
cludes all grades from the low priced
Work variety to the Sunday-go-to-
meeting KIND, made up In the newest
patterns Of the best quality Of goods.
Mems Work Pants at 80 Cts. to.
$3.50 per Pair.
Mems Dress Pants, At $1.4S to $500
q Pair.
Boys Pants, good styles, good quail
tiles, all sizes, At 38 Cts. to $3.50 Pair.
Just remember, when you are out
shopping, that it is always to your in
terest to come and see my goods and
hear my prices. My goods are up-to-
date in qualities, styles and variety,
and My Prices VIII Stand the Closest
Comparison With the Prices You Find
Elsewhere. Let Me Show YOU.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

Not For Christenins.-A clergyman
had been displeased with the quality of
milk served him. At length he deter
mined to demonstrate with his milk
man for supplying such unworthy
stuff. He began mildly, I've been
wanting to see you with regard to the
quality of the milk with which you are
serving me.
Yes, sir" uneasily answered the
tradesman.
Il only wanted to say" continued the
minister, that 1 use the milk for
drinking purposes exclusively, and not
for christening."-Dunde Advertiser.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07
J. O. WRAY.
Common Sense.

I buy as low as I can-That's Busi-
ness sense.
sell as Low as I can-That's Pro-
gressiye sense.
You buy as Low as you can-That's
Good sense.
YOU BUY OF ME-That's Dollars
and Cents to both Of us.
I have everything you can reasona-
bly, expect to find In First-Class Cen
eral Store-my goods are Of excellent
quality and my prices as LOW AS THE
LOWEST.
have Dry Goods, Dress Goods, No.
tions, Prints, SILKS, Hats, Caps, Shoes,
Hardware, Staple and Fancy Groceries,
Family Medicines, Fresh Fruits and
Candies arriving every week.
1 have the ingredients for your fruit
cakes.
Give me your patronage and I will
treat you right. I pay the highest
market price for Country Produce.
NJ. A. MCFARLAND,
Yorkville r. F. ID. No. 4.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07
PLUMBING

T RESPECTFULLY beg leave to Of
l. fer my services to the people Of
Yorkville in connection with all kinds
Of water and sewerage plumbing, and
to say that I will be prompt and will
endeavor to give entire satisfaction
and prices that are fair.
W. l. BABER.
81 3m.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

GarruIous.-A member for a north
ern constituency, who was one day re-
preached by a disappointed supporter
for never opening his mouth in the
house, repudiated the accusation with
indignation. Not day passed, he de-
clared, but that he said something; and
it was reported in the papers, too. In
confirmation of his statement he pro-
duced the report of the debate and
pointed triumphantly to the Hear,
hears" with which certain speeches
were punctuated. That's me-" he said.
-Tit-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1911-03-07

A Settled Mana real joke was
sprung by a student at the Western
Reserve university last week, says the
Cleveland Plain Dealer. This student
suffered from the stigma of obesity; it
appears that even professors do not
love a fat man. After particularly
unsuccessful recitation in English Ill.
the professor said:
ALAS, Mr.. Blank! You are better fed
than taught"
That's right, professor" sighed the
youth, subsiding heavily; you teach
mel feed myself"