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The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12
REASONABLE LOGIC.

Say. mamma where do the cows get their
milA. asked ii lie Jessie very seriously looking
up from the foaming pan OF milk she had been
intently regarding.
We'll. dearie, where do you get your tears %
the mothers questioning answer. After Jes-
sic had spent several moments of very thoughtful
silence she again broke out:
"Oh. mamma do the COWS have to be spanked 2,
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12

II a dose Of Hamlins Wizard Oil taken
at night will prevent your having n bad
cold in the morning. isn't it good idea
TO have it ready to take the moment you
feel the cold coming?
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12

You cannot step twice into the same
stream. for as you are stepping in,
other, and yet other, waters flow on.
-Heraclitus.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12

Heroism is endurance for one mo-
ment more.-W. T. Grenfell.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12

Ten smiles for nicklc Always buy
Red Cross Bag Blue; have beautiful clear
white clothes.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12

Let amusement fill in the chinks of
your life, not the great spaces there.
of.-Parker.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12
KIN the Files Now and Keen

disease away DAISY FLY KILLER
will do it. Kills thousands. Lasts all season.
Ask your dealer. or send zoe to II. SOM
Frs, $50 Dckalb Ave, Brooklyn, n. Y.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1911-05-12

this country and enter
ed st. Charles college
in Maryland from which
he graduated with high
honors at the age OF
twenty-three. He then
entered st. Mary's SEM
mary in Baltimore and
after the usual course
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25
Good Liver
Remedy Free

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25
SEARCH FOR FERTILIZERS.
G-ol9gicsl Survey and Board Of Agri.
culture Cooperate.

G-ol9Jical Survey and Board OF Agri-
culture Cooperate.
norman OKLA. June 2i.-Has okla
houa untold wealth Of valuable fer.
tlIzcr 'ylng beneath the surface
THAI is what the authoritles are try
inc 10 lind out. The Oklahoma Ge-
illogical Survey al Norman. the OK
lahona state board Of agriculture and
the T.. :. geological survey arr
cooperating in the cndcavor 10 find
deposits OF potash or other fertilling
salts In western Oklahoma.
II is well known that potash is one
of the most valuable fertilizers known
10 man. II has been used for genera
tions in both Europe and America
to restore worn out soils The
worlds supply of fertilizers comes
from certain deep mines in Germany.
where uhis material was discovered
in drilling for salt The German pot
ash used in all the countries of
Europe and much of it is sent to
America
The authorities at Washington have
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25
n CHARMING Woman

iH ou" vino So lovely in face fotm
mimi and temper EHi l's hard for %
romnu fo boz charming aithoui health
a noaI. SICILY woman viii be ncrtou.
iud Irritable Constipation and Kid
u's uoI'oua .how foo plmplca. hlotche
..in cup'loua and Urclchcd com.
plctiou Bn' Electric Blt'cra always
provo 70 goda"ud to women who want
hplih beauty and friends They reg
ulatc stomach. Liver and kidney puri
rv The blood. give strong nerves.
bright eyes. pure breath. smooth. vel.
,cy skin. lovely complexion and per.
r.t health Try them 5oc at Ringer
DRUG Co
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25

4 bilious. hal'-slcs feeling. ,O-s o.
energy. and cons.ipared bowels csa
to relieved U.'h surprising proup'-
less br using HERBISE. The frs.
dose brings Improvement q reT dOses
puts rhe system 10 fine. .goro1s con
G.-ion. Pr.ce 800. Sold 5y Hoffman,
Drug Co
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25
USE ALIENS F00T-EASE,

The apilsuptlo powder 10 be- shaksn lnioih shoes.
n yna have tired aching fort tfy hon's Foot Ease.
o. fsss the fort aud makes new ut tighi shurs easy
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,Yfua aud buuiuus ~ all pain and gives rect aud
,.,nfutt Aluaya usn n Ia hfehk iu Nrw ah"rs,
Thy % fpdap. Rold everywhere, " otHf br"f
sf. spf any substitute For FNEh trh phksgo'
tldtras ALEU- D. Olmsrd, 10 Hoy, \.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25
Mothers
Friend

ant mothers which contains much
valuable Information and many sug-
:cStionS of holpiul nature.
BRADfIELD REGULATOR co, Ats.is, Ga
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25

uuuey lice gives perfect satisfsc-
ton FOR b. al, biscuit or pastry
,,Ikcr aells H.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-06-25
YOUnQ
Mothers

No young woman. in the Joy Of
coming motherhood. should neglect
- prepare her system for the ph, e.
i.4l ordeal she is 10 undergo. The
health of both shc and her coming
child depends largely upon the care
she b'.tov upon herself during the
waiting months. Mothers Friend
prepares the c<p'ctaut mothers st .-
tenn ipr ,hc coming event, and it's use
makes her comfortable during all the
term II worl with and for nature.
and by gradually expanding all tis-
sues. muscles and t,udous. involved.
and keeping The breasts in good CON
ditlon. brings the woman TO the crisis
IN splendid physical condition. The
baby too is more apt 20 be perfect and
strong where the mother has thus
prepared herself for natures supreme
function 80 better advice could be-
given a Young cypcctant mother than
that she use Mothers Friend it is a
medicine that has proven It's value in
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
IOWA GAINS MILLIONS.
Report of Net Taxable Values L.
Completed by Deputy State
Auditor Joseph
Wall.

The net taxable value Of all prop
erty in Iowa increased $7.957,177 in
is1e. as comrsyed with 1909, ac-
cording to statistics compiled by
Joe Wall, deputy in the Office of
State Auditor Bleakly. The taxable
land values in that same period of
time increased $1,360.559, while the
taxable value of personal property
made the enormous increase of S.
232,779. This gives faint idea of
the wonderful development of Iowa
lands as we'll as illustrating the fact
that people who remain in Iowa
really make money and increase
their holdings of personal property.
In viewing the total net taxable
value increase it should be borne in
mind that the state tax rate has de>
creased a mill each year for the last
three years.
The total net taxable value Of all
property in Iowa for the year 1910
was $693,211,3O2, while in 1909 1t
was $6S5,253,901; the taxable
value of. lands in Iowa in 1910 was
1859, 9,991,1O6, while in 1909 1t was
1858, ,630,547; the taxable value OF
personal property in the state in
1910 was $134,4S5,2 ,201, while in
1OnO tho tavah1o value Of OarSOnal
property was $126,252,422.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
PLAY DAY FOR DEBORAH.
Let's Everybody Close Shop, Take q
Day OF, and Have q Big
DecOrah Picnic.

Members of the Commercial Club
have suggested that during this hot
weather, say some day next week,
the whole city join in a monster
picnic at the new city park, just to
take day off, and see what a mag
nificent spot we have for a city
park. Of course everything is in
the rough yet, but we could have
q big time anyway. Possibly we
could have the Merchants Band
there, lunch stands, picnic dinners,
and big family Decorah picnic,
where everybody could come and
have a day of rest and recreation
under the beautiful shade trees of
the new park. We might possibly
call it cleanup" day for the
park, and get the place in condition
for the enjoyment of the people. An
hours work on the part Of hun
dred men would do wonders toward
beautifying the park. What do you
say, business men? Shall we close
up for a day and take in the park?
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
How She Lived a Century.

Is life worth the living il one must
give up every form of amusement IN
order to gain old age. as did the
oldest woman in Massachusetts. VINO
recently died at the age OF lo'
years? Before her death she sald
that her living to so great an age
was due to her never having attend
ed a dance or party; had never seen
the inside of q theater or attended a
county fair or public gathering ex-
cept those of a religious nature. She
was never up after o'clock and was
always at work not later than o:3o
and often 400 a. m. She worked
16 hours daily and had never tasted
tea. coffee or other beverage except
milk and water. There We're whole
lot of other things she did and ala
not do which are common in ordin-
ary life without dissipating and II y
is necessary to go through win all
the stunts this Massachusetts woman
did in order to live to be loi years
old we will take passage over lhe
short line, says an exchange.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
UnWritten Law.

Oelwein Register: When an auto
mobile runs out of oil it won't run,
but with the telephone all the
stranded autoist has to do after
wearing himself out cranking 10
make his machine go, is to pnone
any of our auto owners, who Will
gladly pile out of bed and hasten 10
the relief of a stranded brother, for
it is a law, whether written we DO
not know, that when a brother that
has taken the gasoline degree SENDS
in q distress signal day or night, ala
must be given him at once regardless
of storm or calm. Men bound py
automobile ties will do most any
thing for one another with one ex-
ception-that of admitting the other
fellow can climb a sleeper grade on
high" than they can. II seiiihs
cars theirs is the best.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
FEWER SALOONS NOW.
Decrease in Number of Bars Has
Been More Than $500 In
Six Years.

Statistics prepared by the Anti
Saloon League and taken from the
report of the secretary of state show
a decrease Of $500 in the number
of saloons during the past six years.
Six years ago there were in opera
tion in Iowa over 5000 saloons. but
after July 1st there will be less than
700 saloons operating in accordance
with the law in this state.
During the year 1905 saloons were
operated in 500 cities and 81 town
ships in the state. After July 1st
but 1G5 cities will have saloons,
while there Is at the present time
not one saloon operating in a town>
ship. There are at the present time
2O3 cities in the state where saloons
are in operation. Ten cities, in
counties which are otherwise dry,
are now in litigation. 1t is believed
that nearly 100 more saloons in. this
state will be closed when these cases
are se.Sed IL the Anti-Saloon league
wins half of the cases. This would
leave Iowa with less than 600 sa-
looms operating in the state.
A move by the Iowa Anti-Saioon
League to attempt to secure the re-
peal of the mulct law is expected
soon. It is thought by many that
at the next session of the legislature
an attempt will be made that would
restore constitution prohibition.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
NEW POWER DAM.
Indications Now Point to Early Clos.
ing of Arrangements and Letting
of Contract For the Big
Structure.

Some weeks ago We announced
the probability that the Upper Iowa
Power Co. would construct a new
dam near the site of the first dam
built by them. seven miles down the
river, which collapsed just as it was
about completed. Negotiations have
been progressing rapidly since the
matter was first taken up, and there
now seems little doubt that the dam
will be built, and it is quite probable
that work will commence this sum-
mer. Engineers have been busy for
some time taking soundings and
making investigations as to the site
proposed, about one hundred feet
below the old site, and the reports
are such that it is practically deter,
mined to go ahead with the work.
In few days the matter will be
finally settled, and then the contract
will be let to some large construction
firm with ample facilities to push
forward the work rapidly and COM
plete the dam in much shorter time
than either Of the others were con-
structed.
The company is now burning con-
siderable coal, so large is the de-
mand for power. With Decorah,
Waukon, Postville and Lansing city
lighting and water pumping, the
Waukon iron mines and the Post
" lie brick and tile plant, already
under contract, and various demands
for power from other sources, there
is no doubt that the investment in
another dam of large capacity will
pay we'll. The great advantage to
this locality in the beautiful lake
and ideal spot for summer resort
purposes, in addition to the indus
trial feature, is recognized by all.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
GASOLINE MUST STAND TEST.
New Law Went Into Effect ON July
18th and Labels Must
Not Lie.

Under a new law it is required
after July 4th that all gasoline sold
in the state for power purposes shall
be labeled with its gravity or quail
ity, and there are punishments for
those who sell gasoline that falls be-
low the standard claimed on the
label.
The law is the outgrowth OF COM
plants that oil sold in Iowa was OF
inferior quality. The fact appears TO
be that naphtha, benzine and all
sorts of stuff were dumped into
Iowa and sold for gasoline and that
sometimes it has been all right but
at other times all wrong.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
License to Milk Testers.

Commissioner Barney of the state
food and dairy department has five
men out on the road now chiefly en-
gagged in giving personal examina-
ton to applicants for license as milk
testers. They go to each county
and on certain date the applicants
in the county are to meet at the
county seat to undergo examination
After the first of July he will also
have five men available especially in
the food department and one extra
field man available for any work.
There is no department Of the state
now better equipped for business
than this one.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
A FRIGHTFUL TRAGEDY
Leslie Miller Of New Hampton Kills
Wife and Two Children,
Then Suicides.
FAMILY TROUBLE THE CAUSE.
Daughter and Son Are Found Lying
Dead on Farm Near City After the
ShoOting-Was Well Off.

New Hampton, Ia, July 4.-Yes-
terday afternoon this town was the
scene Of most dastardly crime. Les
lie Miller, aged 33 years, shot two
of his children, then shot and killed
his wife and turned the revolver on
himself.
1t is thought the trouble was caus-
ed by rupture between Miller and
his wife. Mrs. Miller had accused
her husband of intimacy with a hired
girl and she had engaged lawyer,
but had not yet taken steps in tho
matter in the way of divorce pro-
ceedings.
Mrs. Miller for the past week had
been staying at sanitarium in this
city on account Of ill-health, when
Miller appeared in the afternoon and
informed her that one of their chill
dren living on the farm some dis
tance from town, was seriously i'll
and Miller requested her to step OUT
side. AS she stepped from the door
to the porch he drew 3S calibre
revolver and fired twice, one bullet
entering her neck and the other
lodging in her skull, her death oc.
curing a few hours later. After
shooting his wife, Miller turned the
weapon on himself and the bullet
f, hvoi ir cfp0 }~c "a
death
The woman had three of her
youngest children with her at the
sanitarium when Miller arrived, but
these did not appear at his summons
and when the shooting occurred an
irmate of the place fed to q neigh
boring farm house with the children
in order to save the life of the little
ones.
The dead:
Leslie Miller, suicide, 33 years old.
Mrs. Leslie Miller. 3S years old.
Lily Miller, 8 years.
Victor Miller, years.
After the tragedy at the sanitar>
ium a party left for the home of the
man to make thorough investiga-
ton, and upon arrival there they
found the body of Victor, who was
lying on the floor in an upstairs
room, having met his death by being
shot with a shotgun.
Upon further search the party
found the body of the 8 year old
daughter, Lily, lying in the cellar
with a piece of board in her hand.
which she had probably used in self
defense. The girl had met her death
in the same manner as the brother.
Miller had large farm and was
considered wealthy. He was also
credited with being good business
man. The remains of Miller are ly-
ing at local undertaking parl0r In
the city and the body of the murd-
cred mother and children lie at the
home of a relative here. The case
is in the hands of Coroner Johnson
of Fredericksburg.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

After Aug. 1st any person operat-
ing milk or cream tester without
state license will be prosecuted.
Commissioners Barney Of the state
food and dairy commission has so
stated AS the law compelling the
license is new one and not gem
orally understood over the state, the
commissioner has decided to give
this much time for all dairymen 10
comply with it.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

!. Editors Note-The editor of
this paper has prevailed upon
his father, Rev. H. H. Green,
ID. D.. to write an autobiogra-
ply OF his life, to be preserved
as q matter of record among
his children and grandchildren.
While it was written with no
Intention Of being made pV -.
yet his life has been filled ". !
such varied experiences. datAS
from his birth in England, hoyS
hood. soldier. clergyman, legis-
1ator ETC., that we find much
which we believe will be. read
with interest by the public. and
we will therefore from time to
time as space permits publish
sections Of this autobiography.
should 1t prove Of sufficient in
terest to continue.)
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05
Trustees Cannot Work for Township

Special Counsel Lee OF the attor-
ney generals Office wrote in response
to an inquiry from Carroll county
that under the law it Is impossible
for township trustees TO perform any
work for the township or for con-
tractors for the township in road
work or otherwise receive pay Tor
the same from the township FUNDS
and they may be indicted for so do
ing and be enjoined from payment
of the bills 1t is complained that
trustees employ themselves on road
work and do not perform good SER
vice.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

And it sometimes happens that
after a man has made his mark ne
ACQUIRES wife who makes MN
toe it.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

1t is said that cat has nine iives'
but a cat isn't in 1t with an old COW
when 1t comes to kicking the bucket.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

If yon would be happy keep your
ewes wide open during courtship ana
half closed after marriage.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

Better to die at the post Of duty
than to live elsewhere.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1911-07-05

whose credit is suspected is not
safs 10 - trusted
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-01-26
BRIEF DISPATCHES.

Ithaca, y. Y. Jan. 22.-An unusua
number OF "hunks" "a predicted for the
Underwater examinations at Cornell
because Of an epidemic OF grip and
nunps. With examinations only tive
weeks off, no less than 60 students
are in the infirmary
Washington. Jan. 2p.-The creden-
tails Of Senator Lodge for another
term Of six years I'm the Senate wer,
presented yesterday by his collea que
senator Crane. When the credentials
bearing the signature OF Eugene y
Foss. the democratic Governor who
lea the fight against Ny. Lodge, were
read Mr.. Lodge could not conceal mis-
satisfaction and his face was wreath
ed In smiles
Waltham, Mass, Jan. 22.-Judge
Daniel W. Bond OF the Massachusetts,
superior court died at his home here
Tonight after an illness of less than
a fortnight. He was born in Canter-
bury, Conn, in 1898.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-01-26
STRAY SHOTS

The Wichita Beacon declares nositive-
~ that the telephone girls have mar.
rings in their ears than they have ON
their fingers.
Kansas City has Joined the movemen,
against the hatpin-" BY this tina Kan.
sas city must be rubbing itself and
wishing IT hadnt.--London Opin,op
In playing bridge OF course a good daaI
depends ON your luck. But coptrariu,s,
says Jim lrisbie, your luck depends on
n good deal, Cleveland Plain Dealer
"Whus who now gives your motor
car uumber-ir you have one-so that Won
not only know who's who but whose
hooter-London Star.
A magazine writer observes that the
earth would be heated more than ls0-
900 degrees 10y being suddenly stopped
that is, it would at once become more
than sixty tlises as hot as melted iron.
Any man. who knowing these facts. at
tempts to stop the earth ought TO be very
severely dealt wlth.--London Taller.
There should be fortune in making
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