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The Washington times., 1911-02-17
Mrs. Albina Seibert's
Children Get Estate

Peter Felix, Barbara and Margaret.
children of Mrs. Albina Seibert, who
died here last month, will divide the
property equally among themselves un-
der the terms of the will filed in the
Probate Court of the District. Mar
Saret Seibert is made eNecutriX of the
estate, which embraces the premises
1116 street southeast, and three lots in
Rosedale. The personal property goes
TO the two daughters.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
The Vital Records.
Births.
WHITE.

William and Anna Kelly, girl.
William and Grace B. Burke, boy.
August +. and Marie Bussard, boy.
Edward F. and Parl a. Fry, boy.
Edwin P. and Mary E. Hinkel, boy.
Francis J. and Mary E. MUlhall, boy.
Gustave and Marie Griffoni, girl.
Charles A. and Rose T. MCVean, boy.
John +. and Margaret NJ. Carter, girl.
Harry and Dora Goldman, girl
Clarence NJ. and Jennie SprIngman, boy.
William L. and Mary Z. Brown. boy.
Joseph B. and Julia f. Klein, girl.
Francis L. and Harriet L. Bangert. boy.
William r. and Agnes B. Cumberland,
boy.
Hyman and Annie Green, girl
COLORED.
William z. and Cora P. Morris, boy.
Calvin and PrisoCia Leese, girl.
Edward and Annie Z. Johnson, girl.
Manuel T. and RebeCCa foyer, girl.
Francis +. and Margaret E.. Hawkins,
bow
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
Two File Petitions
In Bankruptcy Today

Alfred Schiffner filed 4 petition in
bankruptcy in the District Supreme
Court today. giving his liabilities as
81. .o6s. 81 and his assets as $500.
Meyer Stern, in a petition in bank
ruptcy filed today. placed his liabilities
at SO, SO and his assets at 800.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
PROPOSALS

OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS. D. C.
February nth, 1911. SEALED PROPOSALS
will be received at this office until O'Clock
D. m. on February 21st. 1911, for the con-
struction of sewers in the District Of Colum-
bia. Forms of proposals. specifications. and
necessary information may be obtained from
Chief Clerk, Engineer Department. Room Al,
District Building. Washington. D. c. CUNO
LIAM v, JUDSON. Commissioners. D. C.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
NON MEDICAL HEALING

PROF. H. N. D. PARKER'S Method of
Drugless Healing excels and cures. Pam
phlet mailed or at office. 10ae 9th st. N w.
WATCH THIS SPACE NEXT MONDAY.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17

PERSONAL
IT WILL INTEREST YOU to know about
my cleaning preparation. Send your name
and address; enclose 2-cent stamp. {. RUPP.
6l3 Eye st. N. W, Wash, D. G.
". W. DULANEY, 1872 31st st.-Agent for
the Ladies Home Journal and Sat. Evening
Post. Call and see for yearly sub, $3.50.
MISS I. STANLEY, Teacher OF Piano, has
removed her studio to 1902 G st. S. f.
STENOGRAPHY and typewritIng; duplicAt-
ing. Rooms 4O5-4O7 Dist. Nat. Bank Bldg,
l406 G St. Phone NJ. 1887.
MANICURING. SHAMPOOING, HAIR
DRESSING; LADIES ONLY. 9l9 G n. w
MANICURING, Hair Dressing, Shampooing.
Facial Treatments, Marcel Wave. Miss K.
pOUGHERTY, 1905 F at. n. W. Phone M.513l
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
PIPE HOSPITAL

D. ]. DORANZ, Pipe Hospital. Amber and
Meerschaum Turner. Ivory and composition
balls remodeied equal to new. 1918 Pa. ave.
N. W.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
WANTEO-AGENTS

AGENTS for accident policy: pays 81 900
death, s. weekly benefit for 81 yearly;
$4,000 deposited with State for polcyhold-
ers' protection. Dept. 7S. COMMERCIAL
REGISTRY CO., Newark, n. J.
NATIONAL TRANSCRIPT (service journal
for enlisted men): advertisements and sub
sCription agents. SIG 18th st. N w.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
SITUATIONS WANTED
SITUATIONS WANTED
Male

WANTED-Place in retail house: college ed
ucation: a worker; age %: small salary to
start. K. L. MANSFIELD, 237 Fla. ave.
n. W.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
MASSAGE

ANNA B. JOHNSON, 1914 18th st. N W.
Late of New York. Magnetic, alcohol de-
veloping and reducing treatment. North 1896.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER

DROP POSTAL for our estimates on house
repairing and reInodeling. J. B. GIBBS.
is2a y nt. \. W. Phone N. 2s07 and y l.20 u
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
HELP WANTED
Male and Female

SHORTHAND AND TYPEwRITIHG-Com
plete course Pitman. Barnes or Gregg. SIS;
Syllable. SIS: Touch Typewrlting, with
each course, with machine home free. Pri-
vste instruction; requiring from three to six
months to complete; position guaranteed.
STENOGRAPHIC INSTITUTE. 3l9 Colorado
Bldg.
YOUNG MAN OR WOMAN, now attending
Sth grade, in each of the public schools
Of Washington. to do special work; good op-
portunity for right party to make easy
money. Apply BOX 407, Times office.
GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES WANTED
Send postal for Washington examination
schedule. FRANKLIN INSTITUTE. Dept.
SD. Rochester, N. Y.
STENOGRAPHY AND TYPEWRITING.
MILTON SCHOOL OF STENOGRAPHY
AND TYPEWRITING.
1903 H st. n. W. Phore M. 4046
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC

BAND AND ORCHESTRA, LARGE OR
SMALL, FOR RECEPTIONS, BALLS, ETC.
Can be procured upon short notice.
Vaudeville talent for entertainments furnished
W. NJ. HORTON.
Phone Line. 2524 NJ. S23 st. S. E.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
WASHINGTON HOTELS

THE TENNEssEE-So Sd st. N W., 1 block
Pension Office, blocks Union Station:
clean, sanitary rooms. Soc. 75c. 81 day. Phone
M S02e:
THE FLORENTINE,
IiW Pennsylvania Avenue n. W.
Under new management. Large bright roonA
First-class cafe annexed.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17

wANTED-By expert cutter for ladies' tailor
position in good. reliable place; best ref
erence. BOX Ss6 Times office.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
CLOCK HOSPITAL
BIRDS AND ANIMALS

DOGS RENDERED IMMUNE from dIstem-
per by vaccination with imported German
serum. Particulars upon application. DR..
CECIL FRENCH. us 18th St N. w.
FOR SALE-White Cuban poodle pup. a.
O ST. n. w.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17

HOW ABOUT THOSE DIRTY wINDows7
White help and moderate prices. LEON l..
CAHOON, Acme Window Cleaning Co., re-
moved to 81 st. n. w. Phone II. n5s.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
BOARD

K ST. n. W., 9Se-ExcelIent table board,
$500 week; clean, quick service. Give us
trial.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
HERB SPECIALIST

NJ A. LOUIS & SONS,
We manufacture a special line of herb feme-
dies guaranteed to cure or relieve all ailments
229 G. ST. N w.
The Washington times., 1911-02-17
ANTIQUE FURNITURE

M. sEGAL, ANTIQUE FURNITURE RE
PRODUCING, REPAIRING. Gil L 81
n. w. PHONE n. $50 Y.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
WILL BRING SUIT FOR CON.
SPIRACY.

Giles Vandegrift, who still has a
patch on his head as a result of the
derailment on the D. & R. G. near
Falfa, short time ago, says he is
going to employ all the ATTORNEYS in
Durango, with one exception, to rep
resent him in a suit, which he is bring
ing against the bunch who picked him
out as place on which to fall when
the wreck occurred.
1t was clearly case of conspiracy,
Mr.. Vandegrift says, and it is alto
gether too much to be borne with i'm
punity. Had one of the number se-
lected him as the under dog, it would
rot have been so bad, but for the eigh.
or nine people all to fix ON him as a
resting place was too-utterly, too,
too More than that they piled up
their suit cases and guns and hob
nailed boots so as to strike the ten
derest portions of his anatomy. Con-
sequently he expects to get heavy
damages in the proposed suit which
he is bringing.
He says that George W Moody is
the only attorney in Durango he ex-
cludes from the list of those he will
employ to look after his interests in
the pending suit. The reason for that
is, that G. w. is to be one of the de-
having been one of the most
active in the bunch who so nearly
spoiled Mr.. Vandegrift's beauty for
all time to come. The latter said that
ne knew Georges feet weighed
small ton.
Who would have thought it? But
It is impossible to tell from appear
ances.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
MIDDLE BRIDGE NOTES.

W. S. shippy is doing fall plow-
ing.
Mr.. Cliff is offering two milk cows
for sale.
Fred Martin is furnishing baler and
helping Joe Childers bale hay.
There must be some stray hogs in
the neighborhood from the tracks that
are seen in different places.
Grandpa Conrad is once more
grandpa. A son was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Conrad Saturday, Nov. H.
A son was born to Mrs. Willhitt,
Mr. Wells daughter, Sunday. Nov. u.
Quite commotion was caused in
Wallace gulch Thursday evening and
Friday by the disappearance Of Lo-
rena Bowen, II years of age, who
has been living with Mrs. Craig for
about three years. A searching party
hunted for her far into the night,
building fires to attract attention
she was lost on the hills. Friday
morning G. e. Trone started in the
direction she was supposed to have
taken and soon found her tracks and
followed until he found where she
had spent the night at Mr.. Lawson's,
on North Texas creek and on to A. |.
Cloves, near Columbus, where he
found the child and brought her home
again. 1t is said that she gave as
her reason for running away that she
1 had some trouble with her mother, as
she calls Mrs. Craig, and that Mrs.
Craig told her when her son-in-law
got back from Durango she would
have him whip her. SO she thought
she would not be there for the whip
ping. AS it was cold night there
was much uneasiness and fear that
she might have become lost or got
caught by falling tree in wandering
over the hills far from any houses,
and it was great relief when she
was found safe.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
A HOUSEHOLD MEDICINE

That stops coughs quickly and cures
colds is Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. Mrs. Anna Pelzer, 1926 JEFF
ferson St, So. Omaha, Neb.. says: 81
can recommend Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound as sure cure for
coughs and colds. 1t cured my daugh-
ter of bad cold and my neighbor,
Mrs. Benson, cured herself and her
whole family with Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound. Everyone in our
neighborhood speaks highly of it."
For sale by all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
ABOUT RAFFLEs OR LorrERIEs


mo newspaper, or publication of
any kind, containing any advertise
ment of any lottery, gift enterprise,
or scheme of any kind offering prizes
dependent in whole, or in part, upon
lot or chance, or containing any list
OF the prizes drawn or awarded by
means Of any such lottery, gift enter
prise or scheme, whether such list
contains any part or all of such prizes.
shall be deposited in or carried by the
mails Of the United States, or be de-
hvered by any postmaster or mail
carrier Whoever shall knowingly de-
posit, or cause to be deposited, or
shall knowingly send, or cause to be
sent, anything to be conveyed or de-
hvered by mail in violation of the
provision Of this section, or shall
knowingly deliver or cause to be de-
livered by mail anything herein for
bidden to be carried by mail, shall be
fined not more than one thousand
dollars, or imprisoned not more than
two years, or both"
The Herald, like other newspapers
of the country has, at least techni-
eally, violated the above provision, but
we are going to promise Uncle Sam
that II will not be done again in this
shop while we are boss. No, never
again.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

An Oklahoma citizen served several
years in the penitentiary for killing a
man. The man was never killed and
never knew Till recently that anybody
had been convicted because he dis
appeared. Now what is the state of
Oklahoma going to do for the man
who was so terribly wronged and pun
ished, when innocent? AS we under
stand it, there is no law to cover the
case and the man has no recourse. 1t
is like the western incident of the
vigilance committee who went to the
window and said: Madam, we're here
to inform you that we hanged your
husband last night, and this morning
found out he wasn't the guilty man.
Now that's the drinks on usw
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

and children, to become a devotee to
some new fad from India, and to
bow down to kiss the feet of the
swami or teacher of the westernized
religion from the far east. The man
hood of America may justly rise up
in wrath and indignation, and ask OF
these teachers: Your religion, three
thousand years old, what has it done
for the women of India" The un-
counted child widows in their misery
cry back the answer.-Chieftain.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
A MAIL CARRIERS LOAD

Seems heavier when he has a weak
back and kidney trouble. Fred Dueh-
ren, mail carrier at Atchison, Kas.,
says: a have been bothered with kid
ney and bladder trouble and had a
severe pain across my back. When
ever 1 carried a heavy load of mail,
my kidney trouble increased. Some
time ago, started taking Foley's Kid
ney Pills and since taking them have
gotten entirely rid of all my kidney
trouble and am as sound now as ever"
For sale by all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
A Fathers Vengeance

would have fallen on any one who at
tackled the son of Peter Bondy of
Southwood, Mich, but he was power
less before attacks of kidney trou-
BILE. Doctors could not help him." he
wrote, $50 at last we gave him Elec-
tric Bitters, and he improved wonder
fully from taking six bottles. It's
the best kidney medicine l ever saw
Backache, tired feeling, nervousness
loss of appetite, warn of kidney trou-
Bile that may end in dropsy, diabetes
or Bright's disease. Beware: Take
Electric Bitters and be safe. Every
bottle guaranteed. SOC at all drug
gists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23
Starts Much Trouble

If all people know that neglect of
constipation would result in severe in
digestion, yellow jaundice or virulent
liver trouble they would soon take
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, and end
it. It's the only safe way. Best for
biliousness, headache, dyspepsia, chills
and debility. 25c at all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

From Tuesdays Daily.
William C. May is here from Cedar
Hill for few days on business.
j. G. Dunning is spending the day
in town on his way home to Dolores
from Denver
X. L. Carver came in last night
from Pueblo and departed today for
his home at Hesperus.
G. H. Weston of Grand Haven,
Mich, was a passenger to Pennington
this morning, on visit to friends.
Attorney r. C. Perkins was pas
senger to Aztec this morning on legal
business relating to ditch matter.
E. r. Mullen was an arrival last
night from Cortez, returning from the
Denver apple show. Mr.. Mullen left
for home today.
Mrs. Sidney Organ is here from
Rico for a few days visit with her
daughter, who is student of the Du-
range high school this year.
DR.. Mary Winter Fisher, well
known physician Of Pagosa Springs,
is here today on business with the dis
triet court. Mrs. Hattie Russell, also
a resident of Pagosa, accompanied DR..
Fisher for the outing.
j. w. Boyle was an arrival last
night from Trinidad and expects to
remain several days. He is looking
around with view to location.
Claude Powell and C. j. Closson,
both of Cortez, were in town over
night on their way from the apple
show. They departed via the South
ern this morning.
s. j. Molden and his wife have
been visiting with Mr.. and Mrs. Thos.
Lloyd at their ranch below Fort Lew
is for the last three weeks. They left |
this morning for their home in Deeds,
Ind, and later they will go to Florida
to spend the winter. Miss Gladys |
Nickel, niece of Mrs. Molden and !
Mrs. Lloyd, accompanied Mr., and Mrs.
Molden and will make her home with |
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

STATE or ONO CRY or TOLEDO,
Lucas COUNT IS.
fltANx J. CHENEY makes oath that he "a senior
partner Of The nm OF I. J. CHENEY q Co, doing
business IN the City OF Toledo, County and state
aforesaid. aud that said nrm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
ease OF tAIAhh that cannot be cured BY the use OF
HALLS CArAnRH CUREL
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before and subscribed In my presence
ms On day OF December. A. D.. 1850.
J sp1, A. w. GLEASON.
- NorAr PUBIC
Halls catarrh Cure Il taken internally and nctr
nnecty upon the blood aud mucous surfaces OF tba
system. send for testimonials free.
Sold by all Druggists, 55c.
Ihke Halls Family Pills for constipation
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

There are various ways of express
ing displeasure at being Tilted; a ia
vorite way is to throw rocks at the
eX-sweetheart's dog. Another highly
original mode of expressing 1t was
thought out by an Olathe youth. He
stole few thousand dollars and
eloped with another girl.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

An aggregate of four columns of
space is used by the real estate deal
ers Of Moffat each week in their local
paper and they are selling land every
day. In Durango the real estate deal
ers are neither doing advertising, or
business. They generally recline in
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

A veritable Solomon is on the Wis
consin bench in the person of Judge
August Backus of Milwaukee. He
sentenced fellow, who pleaded guilty
to manslaughter, to support the widow
of the man he killed.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Despite equal suffrage, there are
some places where the men haven't
much opposition. Gable tolls We're
paid the other day on the announce
ment that the last woman mine
worker in England was dead at the
age of 92.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

If you want reporter to get a
full account of an event just tell him
that he can't do it. 1t is safe bet
now that there won't be any incidents
of the Shady Bend trial that will
escape publicity.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

The curvature of the earth for
distance of fourteen miles is about
15c feet, hindering vision as would
an intercepting hill of that altitude
A fourteen-inch gun is calculated to
shoot or throw a projectile fourteen
miles. Hence, the question is asked:
Why build cannon to shoot at a tar
get that must be invisible?
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Munson, of the Durango Herald, is
trying TO make that model moral
tcwn. 1t certainly must be free from
most vices at the present time or Dave
Day wouldn't claim it as his residence.
Dave is so blamed clean that he only
take one bath at Trimble Springs ev-
cry two years.-Colorado Springs
Opinion
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Speaking of hard luck how about
Owen Moore. If he should start out
his debts to pay, and paid his money
all away, he'd find out that, at close
OF day, he'd still be Owen Moore.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

The Philadelphia suffragette who
declared that it is "better to be vul-
gar than tiresome" overlooked the fact
that nothing becomes tiresome so
quick as vulgarity.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

From the progress, or lack of it that
is being made in the selection of a
jury, the chances are good that the
Mcnamara brothers will die Of old age
long before their trial is concluded.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Mr.. and Mrs. W. NJ. Johnston came
down from Trimble yesterday and
were guests of the Savoy over night.
Mr., Johnston, who is heavily inter-
ested in mining property at Animas
Forks, has suspended operations until
spring, and left this morning for a
business trip to Chicago. Mrs. John
ston departed this morning for Cali
foria to spend the winter, her hus-
band joining her there later.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Notice TO would-be contributors who
have no luck in getting anything they
write accepted; why not try writing
check for years subscription Any
editor would accept that.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

"'Back to the People is the cry
from all sections" says Colonel Bry-
an. But how can voters get back to
the people? Why, by going back to
Bryan, of course. The question is
really too simple to ask
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Of course Hanno's politics are all
his own but he owes it to the party
which nominated and elected him to
stand by their platform during his
term of office.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

When man has blundered and is
troubled and disappointed over his
failures and losses, that is when a wise
woman wins his everlasting gratitude
by Withholding blame and giving com
fort and encouragement.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

See the extract from section 499 OF
the postal laws in another part of
this paper and then don't ask us to
give space to anything forbidden in
that law.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Contractor w. L. Anderson was in
town today. He built an addition to
the Allison school house a couple of
months ago, and he has just com
pleted al addition to the Cottonwood
school house on the Florida mesa.
This is. good proof that the school
population is increasing in the farm
ing districts around Durango.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

them for the winter. The young lady's
mother is dead, and she divides her
time between her two aunts, who are
sharing the responsibility of bringing
her up.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Both sides, we observe, are still
pointing with pride to the results of
the recent off year election. We are
becoming an optimistic nation.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Troubles never come singly. Not
only is congress going to convene,
but it is going to a good deal of talk
ing about the well known tariff.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

Philadelphia got almost as much
advertising out of defeating Re-
publican candidate for mayor as out
Of the recent worlds series.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

With all its horrors there is this
to be said for the situation in China:
1t is relieving somewhat the congest-
ed population complaint.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

America has fifteen war vessels in
Chinese waters and that, probably,
adds much to the respect the natives
feel for our flag.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

J. 0. Campbell came back from
Texas last Thursday with bad cold.
He says they have good sieighing and
good watermelons in Texas.
Charley Ayres started up the saw
mill above Trimble Springs last week,
but he cut all the logs that were
on hand in one day and he is again
waiting for the Ioggers.
Mrs. Jessie Henderson was a guest
of the Palace Saturday night. The
lady came in on the Red Apple train
from Aztec, where she spent several
weeks visiting relatives and departed
for her home in Grand Junction Sun
day morning.
Durango friends will be interested
to learn that Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence
Lynch have a fine baby daughter, who
arrived last Friday at their home in
Ottumwa, la. Grandpa and Grand
ma J. S. D. Hopkins of the Animas
valley are much elated over the news.
F. NJ. Croswhite, who has been visit
ing his sons, C. E. and L. Croswhite
at Mancos, came ip on the Southern
Saturday night on his way to his home
at Creede. His sons accompanied him
this far, and departed for Mancos
Sunday morning.
p. S. Taylor, our cheerful county
horticulturalist, came to town today
to have his throat cut. The doctors
told him that there was a foreign
growth of some kind in his throat
that had to be cut out and he sub
mitted to the delicate operation very
cheerfully.
Matt Pheeney, for some time con-
ductor on the eastern, has been ap-
pointed trainmaster on this end of the
four division, with headquarters at
Durango. The position has not been
filed for some years but increasing
business makes it necessary The du-
ties are similar to those of assistant
superintendent. Mr.. Pheeney's ap-
pointment went into effect this morn
ing. 1t is generally looked upon as a
reward of merit
Mr. and Mrs. George Polhill ar
rived at 12 o'clock Saturday night
from Edith with their 6-year-old son,
who was stricken with appendicitis
Friday. The little fellow was put un-
der DIR. Richardson's care and removed
at once to Ochsner hospital. His con-
dition was found to be such that it
was too late to operate. The little
fellow died this afternoon, and the
remains are now at the Hood g. Ames
undertaking parlors.
Mrs. o. Larrabee left Saturday
morning for her home in Grand Rap
ids, Mich, after visit of about two
months with her sister, Mrs. John R
Ball. This was her first trip this far
west, and Mrs. Larrabee said it had
been an interesting and unusual ex-
perience. During her stay in Durango
she made a number of friends who
will look forward to meeting her in
this city again some time in the near
future. Roeland Vandenberge, broth
err of Mrs. .Larrabee and Mrs. Ball
also returned home Saturday morning
Roeland has been here several months
and has been very popular among the
younger set, who will miss him.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

A biased, twisted, rantankerous
newspaper used to be taken seriously,
but now it mostly appeals to your
sense of humor.
Semi-weekly herald., 1911-11-23

The Kansas habit is strong in death;
the man who committed suicide yes
terday in Forest park, drank his acid
from sanitary drinking cup