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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-23

CABIN.
Mrs. EdnlUndo Jsranlillo
Manuel Janet.
Mrs. Manuel Janet.
Charles JabUrE, r..
/ Eugene Loeb.
] L. Lorenz.
| +. de Mercsdo
Miss Mildred Merry
weather
Mrs. -. II. Merry
weather
Miss r Merryvsather.
I 4 Nova.
I q. g.. &. Mccormack.
Mrs. g. q. 6. McCor-
mack.
Lucien Wulsir, ir
! W. Plenge.
Mrs W. Plenrs
". =. Parsons. IT
! H. ". Pottle.
g T. Peterson
Mrs. o. r. Peterson
Mrs. 4 ?. parson.
\ A. Ruemslin
| Josef Ravliu.
Mrs. !. y. Stobo.
{ =. s. Sheldon.
Mrs j. s. sheldon.
! ~. Sevilla
:. Stebhlns.
Frank l.. Weston.
W. l.. whitney.
Mrs W. L. whitney.
n. Wilhelm.
! Mrs " Nilhelml.
I w. n. Wharton.
! Oscar p. Ward.
CABIN.
Otto Marchsick.
Miss Kathleen NcNalr.
Robert McAllister.
James o'Meaily.
iC Ravago.
! i. ". Shank.
r. r. Williams.
Miss Jane Williams.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-11-23
"The Crimson Drama"
In $500 Photographs

ktrOR four long years" wrote the old war1orsc
VI" Longstreet "thc history of this country
written in the blood of its strong men" At
last thc HERITAGE those million soldiers left
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-11-29

"Say Boys, weren't We
lucky to find such a nice,
clean place for Lunch and
just think Home Baking, my
it did taste good. It certain
" must be nice for the
housewives to be able to buy
Home Baking and save tho
work Of making it.
''Their HOME MADE
CANDIES were fine too.
Thanks awfully for this box
Of Allegretti Chocolates,
I'm surprised to lind such high
grade goods outside the big citlee.
81 am sure that Mrs. Geo.
w Johnson, who owns the
5DEllCATESSEN viii do q
. needed in every city. s. .zz5.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-11-29

This store gives the best
Tn style, best IL fabric, bsst
II 0rilmansht =, best for The.
money and always the Low
est prices. Buy your tan
coat now. Smart models.
Splendid assortment NJ
blacks, fancy mixtures,
plain pushes and caracu1s.
Style and quality the best.
Prices range from $750 @.
25.00.
he largest and lest steok
ct fass we have over. had.
zStrictly up-to-d ate Styles and s
I depend able quality BsauttfuII
fur scarfs and capes irom !
$50 es@l1. q. Large pillow
NUNS from s. . 90 l7.10.
q. 81 10 VEL
lle ~ t.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-11-29

By making q small pur-
chase at M0ssberg's Drug .
Store for at least. so cents
or more, you can secure one
Of the celebrated chattan-
ooga Calendars and weather
charts, with daily weather
forecasts by Prof. A. j. De-
Voc, the greatest meterol-
:ogiist Of our time, giving you
an accurate weather predic-
ton from day to day for
1912.
We make a speciality Of
filing physicians prescriip-
tons and family recipes for
which we use only the pur-
est drugs and chemicals.
A. E. MOSSBERe,
Druggist.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-11-29
HERES GOOD
BUILDING "a TERlAL

Your troubles will be few
indeed, if you select the tim
bers, joists, fling, flooring, .
siding, etc, from our thor
oughly seasoned stock Of
Minnesota and Western Pine
Red Cedar Shingles.
Our lumber is Of q quality
that satisfies and our serv-
ice prompt. Come in and
examine our stock perhaps
we might be able to help you
with plans and estimates.
PETERSON & 0vALE
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1911-11-29
You Must iII'. Have / i, 4 New suit
For Easter and

-
You will always find the
kind Of goods you want and
you must have good cloth
B to make a good suit just as
much as . good tailor to i
make it. In order to get the
latest styles, The sShacka-
maxon Guaranteed Fabrics I
are the Goods. 3.
] j. .I E,lA IN! } E B, TIE Tailo,
Phone 81 y, Willmar, MINI.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
ACCORDING TO SAMMY

Mr.. Johnson, witch is pops friend, all
WAYS komes ovir to our house on Sun
days and tawks to pops and redes the
Sundy papirs and puts his feat up avn
chares when ma isent erround. He calm
ov1r yestidday, wich was Sundy, and
him and pop tawked about primers Of
war.
Wat evtr bekatm of awl the Amerri-
kin primers OF war in Medko, sed pop.
It's a wondir taking awi those Amerri-
kin primers dident presiprokate war,
he sed.
Aftir a vile Mr.. Johnson went hoam
and pop went up in the libery.
A Suggestion
Lets play primers OF war, sed to
Benny, wich is my cuZzin.
Awl rite. sed Benny let's lock yure
farthir in the libery. He'd make a good
primer of war, on akkount OF beelng a
littil bald heded. he sed.
Watts that got to do with 1t, sed.
He got that way from butting in to
mutch, sed Benny, and that's wy the
Mexikins made the Amerrikins primers
OF war.
I'm afrayed 1t mite presiprokate, a
war, I sed- You no wat Mr.. Johnson
sed, I sed, In time Of peece beware Of
war Kun avn, / sed, ony you han to
do the locking on akkount Of 1t not
beeing yure farthr.-
So we got 2 Of Pops kanes and
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Loretta's Looking Glass
Drawn for The Washington Times.

x1OU think the noise you make Is a
Y laugh. I have seen you greet the
climax Of mans story with such
a vociferation. II he anticipated the
enjoyment Of a shared joke, he met the
shock of a vocal explosion. What makes
you do it? It's common and horrid.
It's unmusical and unfeminine. A man
might like the look of you and appre-
ciate the character of you, but balk at
the sound of your laughter. 1t would
be too much to contemplate with calm
the future that included you squealing
at every funny story he told you.
Female for Howl"
The sound that should ripple like
melody from a girls lips as she hears
something humorous is changed when
your lips are the ones through which
it passes. And the exclamation you
accomplish is a shock to the sensibili-
ties Of a human being with normally
developed sense of hearing. Its deflni-
ton is 1.-The female for howl" And its
actual sound is worse than the det1nr-
ton.
Shakespeare tells Of the excellency Of
a low voice from a woman's throat; but
not one of whom know has ever man
aged to get into words the diabolical
objectionableness of the squeal from the
came place.
This noise that you make, this squeak
that develops into a screech and mounts
with piercing crescendo into a scream
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Our Grocery Clerk
Says It's Worth 1t

couldn't hear what the argument
was about, but I could see the boss
and the beautiful cashier and a
strange gent with strange whiskers
getting all heated up about some
thing.
The boss seemed to be disagreefng
with Juliet and the strange guy, and
sided with Juliet without having
any desire to know what the fuss was
all about. You know my private
personal feelings towards the beauti-
full cashier.
All Of sudden 1 heard Juliet tell
'em, "And TIL bet Mr.. Slug agrees with
me, toor
That's me-" I chirps, Joining the
little party. Certainly agree with
you. You've been right all along"
All right, Slug" says. the boss.
'poney up"
"Huh7", wanted to know, and the
boss explains that the strange guy
Is missionary after funds for some
poor naked savages out Of the, world
somewhere, and Juliet was trying to
prove thst any man that Is a man would
give him at least three dollars for the
cause" Well, I had to shell out, and
believe me, Juliet gave Ile some smile.
Three dollar bills are scarce, but 1t
was worth it
The Washington times., 1911-07-24

marched up stares and the key Of the
libery was avn the outside and Benny
locked the doar. "A
Then we sat down outside the doar
an had a kounsel Of war until Benny
said, Keap kwiet- Hears yure farthir
wawking to the doar.
Pop tryed the doar, and II woodent
open. and Pop sed, Wat the doose, to
himself. Then he tryed harder and
kicked 1t and kalled, Sammy. Sammy,
but dident say enything, and neether
did Benny, beeing Mexicans and not
understanding the Inglish langwidga
Pop Mad
Sammy, kailed pop, II you don't kun
and opin this doar you'll hear frum me-
And he gave the doar an orfun kick
wich must of hert his foot, bekaus he
sed sumthing wich nobody awt to
say.
Tell him hes a primer Of war, I
whispered to Benny, and Benny sed,
He nos 1t, wat duz he think hes in thare
for.
I heer you, hollered pop. heer you,
and if you don't opin this doar It viii
be the verse for you.
So I unlocked the doar very kw1et,
so pop woodent no it was opfn, and
Benny and me snuck down stares and
went to Bennys house vile pop was still
kicking the doar altho he Good Of got
out Jest by terning the mob.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24

so, and said. I'm Mrs. M. the vio-
linist. I am also worried. For two
weeks Mrs. k, one Of the most
beautiful and famous society women In
the city, has been hanging around my
back door. have a front door and
side door, but she persists in hanging
around the back door. I am afraid
she wants my husband"
I'm afraid II Is worse than that" re-
marked the great detective. IT have
heard Of you, Mrs. M, and your ia
nous dinners. Every clue points to the
fact that Mrs. X wants your cook"
With an exclamation of horror, the
lady musician raced home to beat time
and Mrs. X.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Reddy Smith Chats On
An EnVious Woman

She was uh nice lookin' goil, Jim
mie., wun dat wud pass mos any
where. but she had one fault and dat
wus-envy.
She had cum here frum de country
wanted tn make hur llvin' In uh
big city, an struggled along In uh
store down de street an lived In uh
little back room-two by four-de
hes, she Guild AFFORD wild de wages she
wus gittin'.
But she wanted fine clothes. an
she wanted tu look swell-an' she got
de lazy germ In .hur veins. Den sne
got tired Nv hur position an shifted
IN another, an den trim Nv dat one,
shifted too uh third an SO on.
She had sum cousins Twin In oe
city, all hard-wurkin people. put
dew arays dressed nice on what oey
made Den she gifts out Nv uh Joo'
an snonRes on de cousins. Dey keeps
hur patientIy for uh while, den wnen
dow seese she's maxim uh good thlns
ont NV dem dey tells hur sently tu
Leave deir home ur go tu Wurk- Len
sbe complained, said she had no
frien's. no place tn go, an Dat oe
onns,ns wus aPays dressed nice an
She didn't have nuthin'. An hur time
WIS so occupied in envyin udder
people dat she wudden't wurk. Well.
Jimmie, dey turns hur out an she
goes uhway.
pats hur uver dere now. De wun
dats dressed SO slovenly. She's still
enyyin' better dressed women. An,
sides, de lure NV de city has hur in
It's grasp an she won't go back tn
de country. II
Nav, Jimmie, amt got no SYM
pathy for hur, cause she brought
1t on hurself. q
The Washington times., 1911-07-24

to reach its height Of ear-splitting aw-
fulness In the fully grown squeal, has
only one proper place for use. A mouse
under your chair and your mind men
acing you with fearful imaginings Of
its continuing on a tour OF discovery
up your legs, fully justif1es the vocifer-
ous expression Of emotions too compli-
Gated to be otherwise suggested.
But the point Of Joke Is no place
for squealing. YOU may. think you
are expressing appreciation. The man
with you will think you are raising a
ridiculous and unseemly rumpus.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24

thing Ruth absolutely aborrGd the sporty clothes that that
Ro and Gs in her SoPd ef on M 4n s R
ss
G eayS d 'R his 9ss R the
don't like 5 hds He'f 5hy s9 ns look
nicer blue su & or obts do like & to see & tie n the eU0 %
The Little 6d Lady smiled her 5smemraPee % 80 Bobb how how
ness Of his Clothes Ruins she BOB
hsy I wns afe n Now look ReTe Ru6 y can't you my
got keep his clothes he's going make
They Look Like Gentlemen
down n e S1s 5ia We hud
ses sd P0s s6e i5S dO M said they always
mE g to and 51S Gsss do nd
to go out ON the street with you again
yenf M @ G an O oos his nb snd his M s e p did T s
1 on s & d B0BP stay n a% mSff BnG b H2n @ gg
for bd @ ask ask & ssa 5 & go anST ne with 1B m one stitches
Bobbs eo kept ' his % SoEd ' tsay
drawn drawn 01 work. <s5 Mount f @ Bss95s5s
5 Sn2 an Tbe e OK the As e
usts s on R dee hs blue @ Hd Bd1sd off I'll h
the best advantage She had nRded for her bothe FL At the
to Bobbe He darling anyway do fuss about
My Wife Made 1t
% Rh BG9be @ bw f. the besu @ @ . s,Sn
ming oofi9s I've ss3 and Rob9is
made it, That noon he toop trip taor Say
beauty I've aPsf @ Of e ON r the y d 's%e be oS os
when physique off
Bobbie looked into the glass and
Office and the office
greeted change acclaim Best looking suit you had
they style Bob took another look the suit and himself
his satisfactn That afternoon when
home he knotted Ruts tie into place before he presented him
v nice YOU lookp And scrutiny
Please please, Brown walk down the street With
whe you suit?'
And said Lady, "Tve always liked Bobbie Brown
then this
does look nicer if you'll knit another tie I'll
suit
well" Old Lady when she was through "do
the
something change husbands propensity for
outn nights?"
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
sHE HOLDS IT UP TO THE
GIRL WHO SQUEALS

1t will embarrass and vex him when
people about you turn and stare. He
will draw uncomplimentary deductions.
He will think you want to be con-
spicuous. And he will know that the
audience around think he is a poor sor,
to be deluded into acting as escort for
a girl with a laugh like a caIliope out
Of tune.
A Discordant Curiosity
1t makes him mighty uncomfortable
to be regarded with disapproval as the
friend Of a discordant curiosity. And
that Is what you become. Once you
have let loose your squeal, you are
the observed Of all observers.
There Is a very general belief that
the laugh Of a person indicates her
character more truly than any other
expression of which she is capable. Dv
you reckon, when you squeal, the char
acter readers think you area PIG?
Or do they think you have a piggish
naturef do not like to brandish
threats; but I feel perfectly confident
that the prophecy about the "whistling
girl and the growing hen" should be
repeated for you. The SQUEALING
GIRL IS SURE TO COME TO SOME
BAD END. Isn't it a bad end to be
cut out Of the association with an en-
tertaining man because you alarm and
mortify him by SQUEALING at his
jokes?
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
COMING BACK

Mrs. Cratchley-We're founding a
home for stray dogs where they can be
washed end fed and made comfortable.
Won't you subscribe? ..r
Mr.. Grimbattle--Can't do It. I've all
my money in fur rug asylum for
homeless fleas that are evicted from
your dogs.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
LOST NERVE

Railroad Superintendent (climbing
on to the engine)-That bridge ahead
Is very weak, but by putting on all
steam think the train can pass 1t.
Engineer-All right; but If were
In your place, I'd take a seat In the
last car.
superintendent-I7 oh. I'm going
to get off.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
WHEN NOAH WAS A BOY

He 1t visiting one day with his
mother, whore their hostess had the
temevity 20 offer the worthy dame
a cocktail She smiled and said that
while she would like to get the woody
taste out of her mouth, she was
arr1!l the alcohol therein might spoil
cAe rKsarIh, on her lips, SO she
pasJId II up.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Mrs. K. and Mrs. NJ;
Or, Sic Her, Rover!

You are a musician" said the great
detective to his perturbed visitor.
How did you knowF" she asked IN
wonder.
by your general tone" replied the
great detective. And now, madam, II
you are a good musician, compose your
self"
With considerable difficulty. she did
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Unlucky Souvenir

I'm sorry I ever bought that gold
brick" said Farmer Corntossel.
Did you get cheated muchT'
Didn't get cheated at all. ] only
gave 4S cents an some chewin'
tobacco for 1t. But every time me an
the hired man has an argument he
gets to 1t first an throws It at me-"
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Usually the Way

Friend-You took your son into
your establishment some months ago
to teach him the business, I under
stand. How did II turn out?
Business Man (wearIlyo-Great sue
cess. He's teaching me now.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
To Be Served At
=. Lunch Time
ENGLISH JOKE FOR TODAY

The mystery Of the human preference
! for the right hand Is inscrutable to
Andrew Lang. II arises partly, OF
course, from our doors persistently
refusing to wear their keyholes on the
left side,-The Pink 'Un.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
What II Was

Mrs. Idler-Let's see! Wasn't there
some scandal concerning that Broad
head girl? -....t
Mrs. chatter-oh. yes. Don't you
recollect7 She married for lovei /
The Washington times., 1911-07-24

that this writer this NJ used live door Lnco
when Lincoln a lawyer.
And not day passed Belle day but what Abraham Lin
comm home from the lawyers bar would the fellow tn
his front steps and say Good evening Mr. M Think of it
Belle day in and day for months maybe Good evenn Mr. Mr
O. sometimes "Mr NJ" Good evenn withou
the Mr. NJ but mostly Good evenin Mr. M right out in full
good
the book that good evenin
great chapter tells how used be able into
Lncon nn from his house and that's how he's able
to the exclusive information that Lincoln
passionatey French fried paoes with dash bute
on each piece.
NJ Belle and somebody had tore his picture out
the front book bet describe him bet he
glasses whether No hat and bet th
ony original thought had his life the thought ha
killed he amt dead the original thought to
goes show, Belle that got chance at all
ought to be mighty careful who we say good eVenn
what kind O. potatoes eat
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
MurmurS From
HumOr Land
HER EGOTISM

Tho Bride-George believes I am the
sweetest thing that ever happened.
The Friend-Indeed!
The Bride-Yes; and agree with dear
George in everything.
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
Adventures
=IN=
Married Life
Bobby Browns
Education in the
Line Of Clothes

0ME time" said the Little Old Lady, 'the following
of a little vagrant kindly impulse will bring about
desired result when tears, arguments, cross words
and even matrimonial quarrels have proved of no
avail"
The Little Old Lady busy evolving
slipper out of ball of yarn and her knitting
needles slippers and ties" said she, haven't
much in common, but somehow | can't help think
ing of how crocheted tie brought harmony to
= some bells that tangled out of tune in the Brown
household. Ruth and Bobbie Brown were really
very happily married. and their matrimonial ad-
venturngs were conducted almost without friction,
The Washington times., 1911-07-24
NJ a m i e
=TELLS-
Belle e
Hero Worship is All
Right, But Keep
It To Yourself

rs great to be great Belle, but the way people
figure it out the next best thing to ben' actually
great is havin' shaken the hand of somebody that
is great.
l was wanderin through the Ebry the other
day. just ngerin' the books and feelin' wise, when
happened across thin little red leather affair called
Lincoln as Knew Him"
"Hah!" thinks to myself "somepin' instructin.
Here's a man knew Lincoln"
think the authors name began with an NJ.
but as far as posterity-thats good word, Belle,
tuck it away-as far posterity is concerned f
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28
WOMAN'S CHRISTIAN
 TEMPERANCE UNION

Program for the meeting Thursday with Mrs. T. R. Wright.
 Mrs. Sykes-Leader.
 Subiect-The Rapid Increase of the Tobacco Habit and It's Eff feet Upon the Rising Genera tion.
 a-The money spent for tobac- co, and the good it could do if turned into other channels.
 b-The supposed m value of tobacco.
 c-The effects of tobacco on youth,
 d-An experiment at Annapo- lis.
 e-What a Chicago School Board found.
 f-Tobacco as barrier for enlistment in the army.
 g--Tobacco heart
 h-The effect of tobacco on cigar makers.
 i-Tobacco and scholarship. j-Tobacco and fatigue.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28
Local News.

House for rent.-Sam T. White
 Rev. A. M. Shaw spent today in Hope.
 Quite bit of frost was had here last night.
 Furnished room to r.nt-call at once. Phone 274.
 w. F. Osborne was a business visitor to Gurdon last night.
 Fors Sale-Thoroughbred Jer sey COW and calf. Apply to W. C. Hilliard.
 Mesdames Chas, F. Pittman and Jno, A. Davis spent yester- day in Texarkana.
 Mrs Geo. F. Cress is at home after a month s visit to her for mer home in Nebraska.
 Talk with Mr. Freeland at the Prescott Hardware Company s store about your gas needs.
 Prosecuting Attorney Haynie returned last night from Little Rock where he spent yesterday on business.
 Barred Rock Eggs-Famous DeVore strain winners wherever shown $1.50 per 15, $4 50 per 50, $500 per 100-H. Morton-Te- lephone 86
 Secure your seat at Hesterly Drug Store for The Laoy of the Decoration" at the High School Auditorium tonight.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28

There will be.preaching at the Presbyterian church tonight by Rev. Shepperson, of Ashdown. This service will begin prom ptly at 7;20 and close in time to allow those present to attend the enter tainment at the High School Auditorium afterwards.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28

Dr. R. l.. Hinton will fit, and furnish eye glasses and spec tacles, and do any kind of repair ing at reasonable prices. No charge for testing or advice. Satisfaction. or your money back. Over 30 years of study and experience Moncrief Drug Store, Prescott, Ark.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28

We regret very much to re- port the illness of Miss Myrtle Butcher, and trust she will soon be out again.
 Mrs. Ernest Stainton and little Ernest Jr., of Little Rock, are spending several days in the city with relatives and friends.
 All work done by Mir. Freeland of the Prescott Hardware Con- pany is strictly guaranteed to come up to the inspection of the gas company.
 Senator Holt has introduced a bill prohibiting discrimination in the sale of goods by wholesale dealers. The bill was read twice and made special order for to- norrow morning.
 The airdome has closed down on account of the cold weather. Workmen are improving this at. traction and as soon as the weather will permit the show will open up with better acom- madations than ever.
 We wish to call the attention of the school board or any one else who wishes to take notice. to the absence of hitching post at the new school building. This was probably overlooked and it is almost an absolute necessity.
 Hon. H. B. Mckenzie spent to- day in Hope. MT. Mckenzie is a member of the Nevada County Historical Society and is in Hope to insp ect collection of Indian relics, owned by Circuit Clerk Agee. This said to be one of the the finest collections in the state and will probably be purchased by this society.
 Just received-new line of the latest designs in barrettes, band. oes, hair nets and other millinery accessories. Mrs. w. w. Teal.
 The Prescott Hardware Com. pany have secured the services of Mir. A. A. Freeland, who has had fifteen years experience in gas business and who comes to h m highly recommended. They are now prepared to fur nish estimates on piping your house for gas.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28

w. c. Manning and son Master William Manning, of Rosston number ?, spent a few hours in the city today. Mir. Manning in. forms us that the farm work in his community is far advanced and that good crops are looked for this season.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28
Fred MuFFah Box Ball Alley Good Drinks
 Fruits
 Candles
 Cigars MAGAZINES Phone 65.

For Sale-A good young bug gy horse and harness. Apply at this office.
 Mrs. T. c. McRae went: to Hope this morning and will be the guest of her daughter, Mrs. J. D. Barlow of that city for a few days.
 J. M. Wortham, one of onr good young farmers, who lives on route number two called in to see us today and had his name placed on our su description list
The Prescott daily news., 1911-03-28

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