Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-23

Nhl ~ Hammerstein and he drank--'
that Is 10 SAY. he diyed in the stun
with eyes and mouth wide omen Talk
about drowning yourself Ia drink,
This fellow must have had cork suit
llut he was always ON the Job and al
ways getting IL hot from the manager.
The manager would say q him you'll
have to work faster. your act is Hop
ping. they're walking out ON you
we'll TO cat it TO threc-cOlumn
measure. one might my, friend Mr.
Thirst. got so mussy HAT a cop pinch.
ed him ! saw him az they started
him Tor the FortyseNenth street sta
ton house.
Come along. bud he wells, ! may
need some bail went aud | went
his bail And 90 be sure he wouldu I
blow his bail / went down 10 the court
with him next morning And take Il
from ne he was the siCAest actor
that ever had his hose on lie was
diving white YOU waited And the
Judge. ne starts in "a give the lecture
couisu--hOw man of his talent ANA
appearance shouldn't behave like a
common hum-and all the rest of the
daily bunk. tin of a sudden my friend
Thirst lifted his sick face up To Tho
judges ana he says.
Listen. Judge Youll have "a
work faster; your act is iloppins
! they re walking out ON YOU
Talks OF Mutt and jeff.
, Fisher Joined with my laughter
| his ewes hattcd sparks He tha
makes the nation laugh can als'
laugh himself
I And when il WAS over / priced Inn
/ for something about his regular pre-
fession. his Mutt ana his lcn ! askei
him n he ever got stale and cried 20
help ana suggestion
4 Il get stale often enough he an
swered not a. an like an actor 'bu
/ never accept help When ma
does that he loses his personality
when YOU finish one adventure q
Mutt and len do Won follow ngh
along with another idoaF'
Nope I forget 'em I'LL The neN
afternoon. when ! tune nap q couple q
cigarettes, think over three or iou
ideas. pick out the best OF 'cm, drU
t.. pat ON my hat and walk blisstull
away My best idea may not be
good one but Il is the best hai
: and do my best with 10
81 say 10 myself that its the be
/ cen de- that day, even O. IL Is rotte
J No man can invent this sort of ioolel
I day after day AMI keep hls WOi
j. even. Sometime a fellow s as sick
j. a dog and he has 10 buckle down
g desk and try to make the peop
o laugh Maybe he's Just got some bi
news bad rows from home a ctus
u er But he's got to go ON Just u
e same ana try 10 club smile ont OF q
i public broke three ribs in % IA
e chine ana for three days had q dra
@ ine board on my knees IN bed, grin
"a ing out Mut ana lrff
q Questions Bore Him.
d "But broken ribs aren't half so b
c as the questions people ASK You.
is ways. inevitably they are the sar
questions -
ID give me-" said l. "a few of tho
! choice hromides And thus he gav
III How did you hit ON the ideaF
~ "When, dluoP'
y ibid you know somebody like M
y ana Ien. on dld you just make Z
up?"
NJ 1--WE got a little ho, at home W
can draw Mutt thHl you 'oNluh I
~ from one of your own. And 50 ON
IN 40 YOU ever work ahead
~ Nope. never get mp a supply.
might not last TO the market. do 4
day hy day. according to the pulse
r. the people
n do YOU get hand on that 20
nj Sure I feel the puhlics pulse
m know perhaps, better than any q
he else. when the stun Is bad But