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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
Arizona Colonel Tells How Gov.
ernment Can Solve Problem.
JUNGLE BEASTS FOR FOOD
Wiid Lands OF West Could Be Utilized
He Says, to Give Food Sup
piy.-Was Turned Down
at Washington,

Boston. Why, sir, this govern
ment could put the meat trust out oI
business handily If IL would but take
up this plan OF populating the great
stretches OF western wild lands with
many OF the wild beasts OF Africa.
with small appropriation, | could
go 10 Africa, rope a shipload OF val.
liable food animals, establish them ON
the now useless wild lands OF the
West. and they would furnish cheap
and excellent food for the millions
Tor decades to come" said Col. Chas.
j. Jones of Las Vegas. New Mexico.
But this government is too dod
gasted slow, sir-too darned slow %
take up with plans that are really
Tor the benefit of the people. why.
sir, | went down To Washington Ia
years ago and offered the govern.
ment 200 head of buffalo from my
ranch down Arizona way. for the pur
pose of hybiridizing meat animals. or
fered TO give 'em the beasts Tor moth.
ing and to oversee the hybridization
work.
All | wanted was the use of n biz
tract OF public land in Arizona. Didn',
want title 10 the land-just wanted
the use OF II for a term of years 10
hybridize the beasts on. What do you
think those fellows down in Washing.
ton did with my offer? They referred
1t to the department on frauds blast
en- exclaimed the colonel.
The picturesque former game war,
den OF Yellowstone Park brings with
MIN 10000 feet OF moving picture
hlms that show how he and his two
cowboys, "Rustler" Loveless and Am.
brose Means, easily lassoed in Africa
last year such ordinarily elusive ami
mails as the wild boar. the hartebeast
and the Gland, tied them up 10 trees
ana then let them go free agnin
These moving pictures show. also the
more difficult and exciting roping OF
the ungainly but fleet giraffes.
The cumbersome rhinoCeros was not
exempt from the humiliation OF beinr
tied up with ropes, but the best thrill.
er OF all the pictures shows a lean and
1.-THE lioness pursuing Col Jones and
others, and not more than one good
leap behind the nearest mount in the
party.
Col. Jones declares that man Is
master OF every aniiial on earth and
says that is why he is able TO rope
! any wild animal that lives. "I never
carry even revolver when start "a
rope a beast" he declared
Man can master any animal
sometimes It is necessary TO demon
strate TO the animal that he is mans
Inferior. | used TO rope grizzlies out
In the western country. tie them up
chastise them and then let them go
just to educate them that man was
their superior"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24

The Quartermaster's Department OF
the division is kept busy day and night
unloading the food supplies, tentage
and other army equipment. which is
coming in by the trainload.
Divisional headquarters were trans
ferred from the post headquarters, De-
partment OF Texas. 10 the manoeuvre
field-nears NcrtS sSms zl66(m
At Leon Springs. whichSH 81 miles
north OF San Antonio. which is the
destination OF the troops on the
brigade and division marches, is a Gov
ernment reservation and range for
rifle practice.
The regiments reached Fort Sam
Houston in perfect trim, Their detrain-
ing and establishment in location was
almost perfect But there efficiency
stopped. The process OF recruiting TO
war strength. now going on admitted
ly. Is bringing problems difficult TO
solve. The recruits have not reached
here equipped, nor were equipments
here sufficient for them. The equip
ments existed. but the war organiza-
tion as whole had not scheduled the
arrival OF equipment and recruits so
that delay would be avoided.
The actual man equation" OF the
brigade and divisional organization
after the arrangements were made
moves slowly. Most OF the commands
had been on the ground two and three
days before the unaccustomed func-
tions of brigade and divisional organ
izations began. for. truth TO tell, they
have not yet entirely discharged them
selves as yet.
This all sums up the views express
ed by almost every officer. and the
whole command buzzes with discussion
OF the army problems. The officers are
grimly in earnest in their desire TO at
tain real fighting efficiency.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Chauffeur Had Had Enough Accidents
With People Wearing False
Teeth.

+. Pretty That's X, who has delighted
the audiences of New York's vaude-
Vile houses, was called suddenly to
Vermont to visit her sick mother. At
a town few miles from her parents
home she hired an automobile and
asked the chauffeur to drive her with
as much speed as possible to her
destination.
The roads were very bad. and the
car. making good speed up hill and
down dale, over rocks and ruts.
seemed bound to shake overheard its
occupants.
After q little OF this jolting the
chauffeur turned to his fare and de-
manded:
Il say. ma'am- Do you wear false
teeth"
What impudence!" exclaimed
That's X.
"Oh, ma'am, II Is not from impu-
dence." returned the chauffeur. that
I asked you the question. 1t Is be-
cause the road Is bad, the rocks are
hard, and II you wear false teeth. you
would do we'll to remove them until
we strike the pike. I've had enough
accidents of that description"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
A FOOD STORY
Makes a Woman Of 20 "One In 10000

: The widow of one OF Ohio's most
distinguished newspaper editors and
a famous leader In politics In his day,
says she Is 20 years old and "stron-
ger woman than you will find In ten
thousand" and she credits her fine
physical condition to the use of Grape
Nuts:
Many years ago / had terrible
fall which permanently injured my
stomach. For years l lived on a
preparation Of corn starch and milk,
but It grew SO repugnant TO me that I
had to give It up. Then I tried, one
after another, a dozen different kinds
OF cereals. but the process OF diges-
ton gave me great pain.
"It was not until I began TO use
Grape-Nuts food three years ago that
I found relief. II has proved. with the
dear Lords blessing, q great boon to
me. II brought me health and vigor
such as never expected TO again en-
10Y. and In gratitude I never fail TO
sound its praises" Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a Reason"
Look for It In the little book, The
Road to wellville." to bv found IN pkgs.
Ever resd the shove Ietterf A new
sne appears from tine 60 time. They
ere genuine, true, and fsli Of human
interest
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
All Snakes Are Killers.

But all snakes, great and small. are
killers. All OF them eat creatures
which they slay. None eat vegetable
food OF any kind Nor will they eat
animals which they find dead. That
is one reason. no doubt. why they have
always been stunned and dreaded by
human beings.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24

BILE Compound. I
was sick three
months and could
not walk. j suf-
|fered all the time.
The doctors said /
could not get well
without an opera
ton, for 1 could
hardly stand the
pains in my sides,
especially my right
one, and down my
right leg. / began
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
KHAKI FOR 10000 TROOPS.
Uniforms and Supplies on Way 20
Texas From Philippines.

Manila. - The army transport Sheri-
dan sailed from here for the United
States with the 18th Cavalry. She
also carried 10000 khaki uniforms and
miscellaneous supplies intended for
soldiers in service in the tropics.
Il is believed here that these sup
plies are intended for the United
States troops modified In Texas and
California.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
English wesvers Come Here.

New York-Of the 3sj second cabin
passengers arriving here on the White
star liner Laurentic from Liverpool,
.. is said a majority are weayers on
,heir way TO the woolen mills of
Rhode Island. Massachusetts, and Can.
ada. The weavers come from York
shire, Eng
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
s13e,eee IN POSTAL BANKS.
Number OF Depositors Feb. 20 Was
3664-Norwood Ranks 18TH.

Washington Postmaster General
Hitchcock has announced the total
number Of depositors and net amount
OF money on deposit al the 4s postal
savings banks Feb. 2S. Since these de.
ositories opened. Jan. 3, 1923 accounts
have been started and CSG1 searate de-
posts were made for an average
amount OF S2l5O During the period
only 259 accounts have been drawn
out or closed. making the total num-
Der OF accounts on Feb. 2S. 1864.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
LAST STAND OF THE wHIrssr
Making II Now, Says hobson, Telling
Portland Of Yellow Peril

Portland. Me.-"Here in America we
are making the last stand of the white
race. Eight hundred thousand yellow
men In the far east want America.
and If this generation is robbed OF its
virility the next generation will hear
the hoofbeats of the yellow mans
horse and the nation will perish" de-
clared Congressman Richmond p.
Hobson in an address delivered here
on the occasion OF the celebration OF
the anniversary of the birth OF Gen
Neal Dow.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24


with 900
Colonel Leque besieged with 300
Where Fedea Leque met defeats
Chihuahua
Complete Federal defeat II.
fights with
IA. of 81.
himself
Madero reported with 1900
IL. when last reported with 800
Commander
revouionists those Santa
Roaia.
Chihuahua
dotted
lne.
The junction
Nc reinforcements arriving.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
Bad Breath

"For months had great trouble with my
stomach and used all kinds of medicines.
My tongue has been actually as green as
grass, my breath having bad odor. Two
weeksago friend recommended Cascarets
and after using them i can willingly and
cheerfully say that they have entirely
cured me. therefore let you know that
shall recommend them to any one suffer-
ing from such troubles. ."-Chas. III. Hal
perm, ia 4. 9Th ST., New York, N. Y.
Pleasant. Paiatsbie. Potent Taste Good.
DO Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Ciripo.
loc, sc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped { { G, .GuarAnteed to
cure or your moneyback. 43
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
Short Trim.

"Twobble started to read DR.. Eliot's
Harvard Classics"
How far did he get before stop
ping?"
LAS far as the bookcase"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
WOMAN
ESCAPES
OPERATION
WasC Cured byLydiaE Pink
hams Vegetable 6 Compound

Elwood, Ind-"Your remedies have
cured me and I have only taken six
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
Useful In Its Way.

Maud-What long hatpin! Surely
you don't ever use IT,
Ethel-Only when go bargain rush.
ing.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24

Cleanliness Is next TO godliness. =
John Wesley.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24

Dost thou love life? Then do not
squsnder time. for time is the stun
life IL made of.-Franklin.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
BOAT ToPPlED OVER.
-Four Fishermen Drowned In cIouces
ter Hsrbor.

Gloucester, Mass. - Capt Charles
Anderson, John Chambers, Ernest An
derson and George Wiggin. fishermen.
the crew Of the gasolene boat Hope,
were drowned Just inside the break
water when the boat collided with the
schooner Hsetie Hickman.
The gasoiene boat toppled over and
sank, carrying down the four men.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAv
Take LAXATIVE BHOMO Quinins Tablets
DruggiEts refund money ~ ~ fails 10 cure k. w.
GROVES S signature 10 on each bon Ec.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
Cured Quinsy Sore Throat

Mr.. HKNRv l.. CAuLK, of
Ia4, Wilson ST., Wilmington,
Del, writes :--"I bought a bot
tie of Sloan's Liniment for tho
quinsy sore throat and IL cured
me. / shall always keep a
bottle in the house."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24

Natures laxative, Garfield Tea, IL made
Of clean, sweet. bealth-giviDg Herbs.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-24
"Cured
Neuralgia
Pain"

that I had a neuralgia pain in
my arm for five years, and 1
used your Liniment for one
week and was completely
cured. i recommend your
Liniment very highly."--MRs.
]. MCGRAw. IaI6 Vaudeville
ST., New Orleans, La.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28
WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF HIM
Remark, by No Means Complimentary
Made by Constituent Of Repre-
sentative Underwood.

Representative Underwood, chair.
man of the ways and means commit
tee in congress, represents what is
known as a manufacturing district"
because 1t contains all the factories
and smelters In and about Birming-
ham. Ala. But he also has among his
constituents a lot of farmers-of which
fact he Is now PAINFULLY aware.
He drove out to a settlement in
Bfbb county one afternoon to persuade
h farmers they ought t vote for
him. AS he stopped up to the porch
OF a little store an old man rushed up
to him with the request:
Please sign this paper. It's a petit
ION to Congressman Underwood to
have a young lady postmistress here"
I'D be glad to sign it," said Under
wood politely; but as I'm not a resi-
dent Of this community, my name
wouldn't help you"
"Oh, yes, 1t would" the old farmer
assured him.. We're getting every
body to sign 1t. strangers and all.
Go ahead and put your name down!
That fool congressman will never
know the difference!"-The Sunday
Magazine.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

conscious a prominent place should
ne accorded to the farm dog,"-or
probably 1t would be better to say he
farm dogs. for It is rather unusual for
a farmer to have only one canine
helper and he may possess half a
dozen. without giving any more
thought to the subject than the aver
g city man would have to bestow
upon n small four-footed servitor.
For all that the busy and preoccu.
pied farmer accepts the presence of
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28
Only a Moose.

The modern mi isn't a bluff"
asserted Mrs. Gobbolink, looking up
from her newspaper. This suffrage
movement has more in it than mere
ideas. The new is brave and
fearless. Here Is a story of a woman
up In Canada who killed a mouse. 1t
seems that she"
"Impossible!" interjected Mr.. Cob
bolink. There must be some mis-
take-read 1t again"
Mrs. Gobbolink searched out the
paragraph and then blushed wildly.
How stupid Of me-" she stammered.
Il did make a mistake. 1t wasn't a
mouse she killed-nothing but a
moose"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28
BIRDS FIGHT THEIR IMAGES,
But So Do Fish. for That Matter, According to
Darwin.

A correspondent for the Scotsman recently re.
ported what he described as the curious freak" OF
a blackbird flying against a parlor window many
times at the same spot continuously. Such an in.
cident Is not Birds have been known
to fight for hours at a time. day after day. with
their own image reflected In a pane of glass. peck
Ing and futtering against the pane and quite ex-
haustfng themselves in their fury to demolish the
supposed rival. II is another instance OF how the
arts OF our civilization corrupt and confuse the
birds.
1t is the same with fishes. Darwin tells a
story OF a pike in an aquarium separated by plate
glass from fish which were its proper food. In
trying to get at the fish the pike would often dash
with such violence against the glass as to be CON-
pletely stunned. 1t did this for more than three
months before 1t learned caution. Then when
the glass was removed the pike would not attack
those particular fish. but would devour others
freshly introduced.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

One day, writes Sloane Gordon in
Success Magazine, a former member
OF the Ohio house displayed. mad
%vertently. a large roll of bills in the
Neil house lobby. A fellow member
gazed In W at the show of wealth.
Il just sold a drove OF hogs" ex-
planned the farmer member rather
hastily and c~onfusedly.
The observing M was thoughtful.
He did not reply for the half-minute
usually essential to the f~ull-measured
beat OF his mental processes. And
then"
"Yaas," he drawled. "and I'll bet
I'm O. them hawgs."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

ONG familiarity induces
the average farmer to be-
STOW nary a second
thought upon many a fac
tor In farm life that he
would discover, when be
was suddenly deprived of
1t, plays a most important
part In the routine of
rural existence. Among
these things animate and
inan1mate of whose influ-
e0C0 We are So dimIv
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

dogs make their headquarters In the Darn or sta-
BILE or in some one of the outbuildings, but an In
creasing number of country gentlemen have taxi
en- to providing dog houses of greater or less pre-
tentions and on the estates of some wealthy Amer
leans, such as ]. Pierpont Morgan. there are ken
nels that cost a good deal more than the barn OF
the average prosperous farmer.
The bulldog Is famous as a watch dog on the
farm and there ars many farms all up and down
the land where one of these pugnacious beasts is
considered indispensable. However, the seem
ing inability OF many a bulldog to distinguish be-
tween friend and foe has put the clan In bad favor
on many a farm where there are numerous unex-
pected callers or where summer boarders from
the city are included IN the household In vaca-
ton season. The smaller dogs such as the Boston
and fox terriers, the black and tans, etc., are we'll
represented on the farms. Such dogs are more
dependable than some of the heavier species for
duty as watch dogs inside dwellings or farm build
ings and II the canine family becomes too nu-
merous II is usually easy to fdn a market in the
city for the surplus. the city folks being partial
to these small dogs. One thing that the farm
dogs have had to learn OF late years Is a respect
for the automobiles that whiz past at scandalous
speed. Not a few valuable dogs were killed on
the rural roads ere the meaning of the new men.
ace was learned.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28
Cause Of the Excitement.

The SOM of the rich were all en-
Enthusiastically following some one
down the street.
What's up?" somebody asked.
A rather more accommodating
young nabob than the others turned
around.
DO you see that tall fellow up
front?" he asked.
Yes"
Well" he said, he's discovered a
new way to spend money"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

a dog on the farm has q bearing on
the case. AS a sheep dog or indeed
for any duty in connection with
"minding the stock" there is no dog
to compare with the faithful collie.
And the collie is a mighty fine all
around dog, too. Powerfully good
tempered and gentle and possessing
the highest order Of intelligence. he
justifies by the possession of good
qualities his handsome appearance.
And finally. be 1t said in his favor
that II a farmer desires to establish
a canine colony for profit there Is no
class Of dogs that will sell more
readily or bring better prices than
the collies.
The old-fashioned Newfoundland
dogs that were once the favorite
playfellows Of the tots on the farms
seems to have disappeared for the
most part. In their place we now
have the Great Danes and the rough
and smooth-coated St. Demands. The
latter. slow and ponderous in move
ment, will put up with any amount
of pulling and ~pummel;ng by child
ish hands and they are usually a very
saleable dog If pure-blooded. Hounds
of one kind or another are to be
found on many American farms and
so likewise are hunting dogs, such as
pointers, particularly in districts
where the farmers have the time and
the inclination to 60 out after small
game in season. On most farms the
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28
Alloy Wa.n,t Slow.

Pa Num- want Helen to marry q business
man. She's going to get all my money.
Algy-That's grand! What business would you
like to set me up in?-Philadelphia Bulletin.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

Conferences and Utah State Fair.
Salt Lake City, October End to Sth.
Low excursion rates via Salt Lake
Route. Oct. 9Th. Presidents Day. See
Your local agent for particulars.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

S>hAh u " Ii lOuu6du 10 Day at
passing vehicles II his master has arrived at the
luxury OF an automobile. And in nine cases out
or ten the farmer and his family could not drop
contentedly of to slumber at night without the
assurance that one or more dogs are on watch to
give quick warning Of anything out OF the or
binary.
The dog on the farm helps in a variety of ways,
but 1t Is a question after all whether his great
est value does not lie in the companionship he
affords. The farmer and the farmers wife. par
ticularly If they live in an isolated locality. would
be mighty lonely at times save for the faithful
dog and a lone child on a farm, with no play
mates within several miles. might be hard put
to 1t for amusement were it not for the self-same
animal-proverbially patient under childish ty-
ranny and ever ready to join In any diverting
project And. since most people consider big
dogs the best companions. the farmer is fortu-
nate in his ability to choose with reference to
such preference. The city man living in a house
In a row or, worse yet, cooped up In a fiat, finds
the term house dog" synomous with small size,
but In the country. where the average home has a
large lawn and the dwelling has wide porches,
there need be no line of discrimination drawn be-
tween the house dog and the 'out doors dog"
Closely linked to the sentimental value of the
farm dog as a companion is the worth OF the serv-
leo he renders as a guardian of life and property
on the farm. 1t is not merely. for instance. that
such a dog can serve as companion for the farm
er's wife when she is left alone. but better yet.
he is able to offer very tangible protection from
annoyance by tramps or other unwelcome Wis
itors. Similarly the Intelligent canine can exer-
else an almost human watchfulness over the chill
dren when they are out Of sight and out OF hear
ing of their elders, and In proof OF the dogs ca
liabilities in this role 1t is only necessary to point
to the very frequent rescues from drownings In
which dogs play the part of heroes
AT night when the farmer and his family are
asleep this vigilance on the part OF alert cannes
is an almost invaluable safeguard and under ideal
conditions it affords the farmer as good or better
protection than can be claimed for MS city cousin
residing on a street patroiled by policemen III Is
because of the diverse responsibilities OF this
night sentry work that many a shrewd FARMER
thinks 1t wise to keep not merely one good dog'
bu1 three or four. With one dog inside the mouse
and another outside the building and with otner
dops inside and outside the barn the farmer need
have little fear that he will lack for warnings
chonId ANYTHING out Of the ordinary uansplre.
these dogs can be depended upon. moreover not
onIv 70 give warning Of the approach OF trespass-
orc Int they are equally serviceabie as aiarmists
shouid fire break out or should any OF the STOCK
cot loose In the night or invade the feed bins.
Such canine services. tangible as Is tneir vaiue'
.ro nv no means all the responsibilities .na.
~-.,en, dogs assume in return for their MODEST
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1911-09-28

Blobs-He a. he hasn't a friend
in the world.
Slobbs-What league does he UNI.
pire in?-Philadelphia Record.