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Mr.. and Mrs. Jarr Talk in Two New LANGUAGES
and Of Course Neither Understands the Other

wasn't II two Doves he tried to trade
for a Giant?" asked Mr.. Jarr.
II don't exactly remember. but !
think 1t was" replied Mr.. Ransle'
Then. after making a goat OF Fred
they pass a resolution saying he v the
main squeeze. Can you beat I'll"
What ARE they talking aooutr
asked the bewildered Mrs. Rangie. IN .
low voice. OF her friend Il thought the
moving picture shows had closed up all
the dime museums. DID you over hear
such gibberlsh about bugs n beam
eaters and doves and Giants7"
"Oh, I sometimes think they Just
make up all that talk as they 60 ATOMS
simply to get US to ask them what they
mean. But I wouldn't please them to
let on I was curious enough to listen to
| their f~ooishness!'' replied Mrs. Jarr'
What was I saying before that! Oh
yes, Clara Mudridge has . crescendo
costume. Tho overdress 10 l~aveuse."
"Ddd o SEQ Cora Hickett's new
dress?" asked Mrs. Rangle. ''she came
In to show 1t to me. It's crepo meteore
and the style Is extreme collante.'
What sort Of dope are h damei
discussing" asked Mr.. Jarr In q WINS
per of Mr.. Rangle.s Ibid you get tina
last one, 'collante'T"
''Why, she told me II would be FOUR
reau, or ~scabbard style" said Mrs. Jarr
not noting that the conversation Of tint
men had lulled. Mrs. Stryver's lates'
Is m~iajustee, with a tabller In front and
tust covered with c~abochons."
"They are too extreme: I prefer some
hin QUIET said Mrs. Ransls. ~
simple panne mousselins. with hand
worked gallons"
"Brandenbourgs are in for the spring.
said Mrs. Jarr.
Did you over hear such patter II
your life? Ter to ono they don't know
what they are talking about" said Mr.
Rangle softly.
SSH" said Mr., Jar. with a nudge
"they are only kidding W. They wan
US to ask them what they're TALKING
about and then they'll give US the laugi
for rubbering."
IN be the goat saad Nr. Ransls
and then. to the ladies;
Say, girls. will you wise u u 4
whether you are putting something owe
on w, or whether you understand wha
you're talking about7 What's . iaveus
and q collante and fourreau, n cabo
chons and brandenbourgs-f I ret yo'
right?"
Both ladies regarded them with scorn
"a laveuse Is a tucked up overdress.
said Mrs. Jar; "collante means tigh
ntting; cabochon is nail head ornaments
brandenbourgs are braided frogs. A
least we were talking On a sensible sub
isct-clothes; while you two were talk
ing like children about jungle creature
or dime museums.'
, "Us!" exclaimed the two gentleme
of Harlem, why. we were talkin
, about baseball, A baby would hay
! known that
Then the two men regarded he tw
o women with plying surprise. n n
two women returned TIE look with h
o.. .- - 49, ----- 9.
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Letters From the People

Nhety-third was one Of the first to re-
enlist. II stayed In service until mus
tered OUT on June -. 1896. Its total Ia
~tal5,ics were &S, killed and MORALLY
wounded Ia battle. iej. deaths ln Com
'ederat' prisons, y. The record Is ex-
~traosd.naly in military history"
WILLIAM SroNEBRIDGE.
"Mhy Not sympathises"
To tho Editor ~ The Eyening World:
am interested in the discussion re-
! gardlng tips, |, as a waiter, wish 10
say thar the waiter earns every cent
or tips he gets, We have TO be I'm uni
form at those hours AT which Others
go out for amusement. Many OF tine
walters work seven days every week a,
the rate Of from fourteen to eighteen
hours per day az "a salary OF from s.
to 81 per week. and must he clean and
neat, SO why not sympathize with
them instead OF knockln92 NJ, NJ.
Discouraged.
70 the Editor II The Ettuing Wo-d:
! an . young mla twenty-five year,
OF age and have been working IA tn,
same place OF business for the past ST,
years. There is not a chance IN IN,
world for any advancement. and as
have no money saved cha wing to give al
my money into the house, for there an,
small brothers and sisters 10 help along)
| do not n what step to take next
Readers. just look this over n adv's
me. JOE,
No. II broadway.
To tire Editor OF The Evening Word:
What 10 the address OF the dermaI
Consulate IN New Yogx Otyf
u WALTER y.
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EnCOurd0er of Enterprise.

YARRY IAUGHLIN. ths billiard expert. told
n at an exhibition game In Toledo . OIL
= = Hard story.
"Oncs. when I had my own pArlor In Colun-
the loM Of chalk. Chalk d!sappssvd at . te
msndous rate. and l said To my helper:
"'Kep a hotter eye on tho chalh. Jim. II
no millionaire
"'I know the gents wot pockets the chalk. Mt
IAushItn.' Jim ald: but they're rg'hr custom
sn. guess you wouldn't want to offend EN-
would yon!
"'wsli. no. said I. 7 Wouldn't. Ton mich'
may.'
Jim, found ont latss. usd his diplomac,
shat niaht. He WALKED up to one Of my bs
patrons that had Just porkstsd . piece ct chalk
The evening world., 1911-01-30

n the Editor ~ The Evening World!
'Shou1d the Panama Canal BE Forti-
fiedy' We are haying a de5ate on this
subject n | am on the negative side
uhat II should not be fortified. VIII
wise readers tell me very briefly the
best arguments | can use? This should
interest many people. l think,
GEORGE CLYMAN Jr.,
Haverstraw.
A Greek Quotation.
To the Editor Of The Evening World
Kindly give tn, meaning OF Zoe mou
! sas agapo?" 4, r., j.
1t is Greek FOR MY Life, | love you
Va.
To tie Editor q The Evening world;
Is the following phrase correct
Thursday evening. January lsth, 1911
at SIS H.. NJ"
No, The terms evening" and "P. NJ
here mean the same ming, and one OF
the other should he omitted.
Light brigade" w.. ~. y. 83rd.'
To the Editor of 1ie Evening World
4 a fighting regiment the Ninety
third New York Is historic" a y a his
tory OF the civil war. 1T was presen.
at nearly all the battles OF the Pcninsuli
Campaign and with tho Army OF tn
Potomac. A the battle OF the wilder
ness II lost seventeen officers and "a
men killed and wounded. or W per cent
Of the iS3 men engaged. Compare thi
record OF American yalor with Ia
much-sung Charge OF the Light Brigade
ct B~alaklava. where OF s7a engaged Their
we're Ii3 killed and ia wounded. or les
than 81 per cent. Aftss ssrvtng vaiianti
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ested them, and Mrs. Jar ami MIS-.
Bangle were also soon deep N a con-
yersation that was for themselves alone.
Bugs VIII he In the box" said Mr..
Jarr. "Rugs Will oe there"
It's Il little early YET to say anything
for sure" said Mr., %ltangle, land we
heard the same talk this time last year;
hut look what Bugs dld In that hotel
down South. McGraw thinks he's got
The evening world., 1911-01-30

New York will eventually have to follow the example. It is
already imperative that considerable extension be made to the docks.
The big ships of to-day find them too short, and bigger ships will
soon be on the sea.
Thus i'll hs progress man has to alter and rcadiust the wo,l
To meet his needs. Mountains must be lcvelled n pierced, rivers
banked, deserts irrigated. Expansion in any one direction compcls
a corresponding expansion elsewhere. The flying machine comes
in the nick of time. Sea and land are getting too small for us.
The evening world., 1911-01-30

the Indian sign on BUGS again this year.
but. while I don't like TO knock. I'll bet
It's the same old Bugs"
'oNhey get on my nerves talking about
bugs said Mrs. Jarr to Mrs. Rangle.
II find borax scattered on the shelves
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Il as good as anything. although some
OF that roach food in the tin sprinkle
top boxes Is good too"
rs Tcnny "A links for the Beaneat-
ersc' asked Mr.. Rangle. The dtrec-
tors made a Patsy out OF him"
The evening world., 1911-01-30

Of grief and rage. 1t is said that many Of them declare they would
rather not graduate at all than to do so Gin a cheap old dollar
dress"
The issue, Of course, is the old one Of sumptuary laws. Shall
those who have wealth be denied the privilege Of showing it?
Unquestonaty it is bad in a public school to have some girls grad
uate in dollar gowns and others in adorable creations from Paris
The distinction would be invidious. But who can blame the girls that
find themselves deprived of a chance to graduate into life as gorgeously
as roses? Pittsburg may yet have to provide a compulsory graduation
uniform, to keep the peace. I.
The evening world., 1911-01-30
The Days Good Stories

and ne sid,
You're in tire mix budn1. sin't you. dfr
"'Ye: why!' the patron asked.
~ thought go said Jim. from ths amount
a ehAIh you oany away. Ths hos likes suesr-
prise. and he told M TO tall you that II you want
Q buckst uf water now and thsn you could have
one and welcome. "-Cleveland Leader.
The evening world., 1911-01-30
REMODELLINC THE EARTH.

is to expend $75,OoO,OOO on a vast plan
of harbor improvements requiring twenty years to
complete. Tho work is made necessary by the in
creasing size Of commercial vessels. If the big
city would hold her trade, she must have much
larger harbOr room than nature has provided.
The evening world., 1911-01-30

The objects to which such a palace should be specially devoted,
and the manner in which it should be maintained and conducted, may
be left to future consideration. The pressing point is to save the
Garden from the sale now imminent. and to assure it to The people of
the city as a place of entertainment, exhibition and instruction on a
large and popular scale.
The issue is one in which New York may reasonably expect aid
from her milionaires, who have been so liberal in gifts to other
cities. 1t would not be charity, but civic patriotism.
The evening world., 1911-01-30
GIRLS AND THEIR GOWNS.

HUMAN interest story with a nice little problem in
it comes from P~ittsburg, that prolific centre Of prob
lens. The school authorities, backed by a consider
able force Of public opinion, have ordained that
graduation gowns for high school girls next June
shall be of strict simplicity. and the girls are full
The evening world., 1911-01-30
BY Roy l.. McCardeIl.

N n II. AND MRS RANGLE had just
MI dropped in for an informal call
AVA on the Jarr family. After the
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FOR A PEOPLES l.

- HE plea set forth by Miss Gertrude Beeks at a
meeting Of the Women's Forum for the prescrva-
M ton of Madison Square Garden as a peoples Pal
ace' found a sympathetic response from those that
min heard it. An equal favor will doubtless be shown it
by the community at large.
The evening world., 1911-01-30
L etters Of a.
Modern Maid
By Alma Woodward.

Copyright. i0il. by h Ps, Publishing Co. CTs New York World.
ELL. dear: I've lust come home from calling on a young society ma
MFRS. Wills Horton. You remember Joan Percival. don't you
We'll, Mrs Horton u, her elder sister.
.snd the reason I'm writing you about II Is that she Is q typis
youny wife Of her set-my set. reany-A wife such n 3 l n m suppose
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stand pat Senator reveals the mental attitude of the high protectionist
toward the problem Of the cost Of living. 1t makes the issue clear ant
straight.
For a long time the privileged benefcares Of the protective sys
TEN have managed to fool a considerable number Of people into
belief that protection tends to the welfare Of workingmen, but no sucl
confusion is possible in an issue where the question is the simple one
Of admitting food supplies untaxcd from Canada.
That blunt issue has to be bluntly met. SO they say that to tax,
the tariff tax off the necessities Of life is free trade in its worst form
Now the people understand.
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AN ISSUE A PLAIN.

~ ENATOR HEPBURN OF Idaho, speaking Of the
-! proposed reciprocity arrangement with Canada,
NnUpnM says: "The agreement embodies the worst known
@EW forms of free trade"
S@ As the agreement provides almost solely for a free
~ exchange Of food products, the statement Of the
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opynsh. tuL Nt The ps pubmAusC &c The Nsv y~t wodO. 9
No. 2S.-A Moment of Lmpatiencc That kuineda Great EnfeylrsAA
- REDBEARDED gant-handsomesta and greatest a of his time
came. in June, 1890. to a crowded bridge. Finding he would have
to wait a little while before crossing he turned aside in a 1T OF
I&3 impatence and started to GO through the river by a nearby ford.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
A HOPEFUL MESSAGE TO SCALP
SUFFERERS AND MEN WHO'S
HAIR IS THINNING

Dandruff now-bald later The same
Is true of scalp diseases. In fact bald
ness is a scalp disease. The trouble
with the greasy salves and lotions. the
so-called dandruff and scalp cures you
have tried so far is that they don't do
anything but temporarily relieve the
itching and cake the dandruff so il
doesn't fall until it's dried out again.
Nothing can cure-really cure such
troubles but real scalp medicine that
will kill the germs causing dandruff
and scalp disease
Learning from leading fellow drug
gists throughout America that they had
found whirlwind cure for dsndruff.
eczema and all diseases Of the skin and
scalp. Elvey & Hulett, quality drug
gists, on proving to the laboratories
compromising the treatment that they
are the most prominent druggists in
this city. secured the agency for the
remedy. This remedy is ZEMO, the
clean, liquid preparation that kills the
germ of disease. and iZEMO SOAP to
wash the scalp or skin clear and clean
Of the dandruff or scale and by its anti
septic qualities soothe and heal
Sold and guaranteed by druggists
everywhere and in Phoenix by Elvey
* Hulett. quality druggists.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
a
+ MESA t
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
THE SUDDEN DEATH
OF COL. ELWOOD HADLEY
STRICKEN AT END OF JOURNEY
FROM ROOSEVELT.
Col. Elwood Hadley Suddenly Dies In
Front of Chandler Court.

At about 1890 yesterday morning
an automobile was seen To slow up in
front of Everybody's Drug store. Just
as the machine was coming 10 stop
a gentleman sitting with the chauffeur
on the front seat dropped forward and
downward. partly resting against the
shoulder of the driver The latter who
proved To Doe p. Borroe. from Phoenix,
spoke To the passenger. saying, Bet
ter wake up. old man." but there was
no response. and the others in the car
jumped out ana assisted by Bert Wing
er and others who stOad near, helped
90 carry the limp lorIn 10 the lawn q
few steps away and laid T.; on the grass.
Drs Palmer and Nelson were called.
but life was extinct The dead man
was recognized as Colonel Elwood Had
ley, former Indian agent at Sacaton,
land during a number of years past a
resident Of Phoenix
Justice Irwin was notified end sum
moned a jury composed of J. Il. Wal
lace. foreman; Ed Lewis, Burns F.
Rabbit J. Allen Brooks, Geo. Altman
and T. NJ. Bates.
+. Borroe. the chauffeur. said that
he had only met col Hadley a few
days since and had had no business
dealings with him save To arrange to
tolJc him u Roosevelt and back with
the party. Before leaving Phoenix he
asked Mr. BorrOe to purchase for him
little brandy, saying that he had not
slept well the night before The brandy
was purchased but the bottle was in
Mr.. Hadley's small hand grip and had
not been opened
From Phoenix over Mr.. Hadley had
been cheerful, remarking at one time
that he had never been seriously i'll
during his lifetime. He made no COM
plant during the ride and the last
words he spoke were regarding Mesa
having Il garage, just as the car pass
ed Hemperley q WestcOtt's place. on
West Main street Mr.. Borroe did not
think of anything wrong even when
Col Hadley leaned against him. when
they reached Everybody's. until after
he saw the purple face of the unfor-
tunate man.
Earl II. Parker. son of Judge p p.
Parker of Phoenix, was another of the
party and he corroborated the state
ment of the chauffeur. and said that
Col Hadley owned property in Phoe-
nix, but he did not know whether or
not he was a married man He was very
little acquainted with the colonel. ].
X. Hammond and Miss Nellie 3. How
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
SETTLED CLAIM.

c. r. WashbOurne, cashier OF the
Occidental Life Insurance Co. r. r
Stewart and T. J. Robinson, Of the
Southwestern Underwriters general
agents for the Occidental. were here
yesterday afternoon settling the claim
on a policy held by the late Ben
Pearman for $4,000 Mr.. Pearman had
paid but one premium on the policy
and the prompt settlement OF the
claim by the company. within three
weeks of the death Of the insured.
speaks very well for the management
Of the company. This by the way is
the first loss in Arizona that the COM
pany has sustained.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
o SOUTH SIDE NEWS

I of interest to the public to know that
a good sized force of men is now en-
gagged in drilling wells at this point
one well has been completed and is
now being tested Two eight hour
shifts are being worked on the drill
and first class progress is being made
The men are nearly all making their
headquarters i'm town, making the trip
daily to the work.
To get back To the matter of the
transmission line il is proposed TO
branch off the main line at the inter
section of Eighth street and Ash ave
nue. with another line To run along
that street to the new territorial
bridge, over which a right of way has
been secured There seems to be some
question i'm the minds of the council
as To whether or not the matter will
have TO he put to vote of the citi-
zens in the same manner as a fran
chise. For the present the question
has been referred To the town attor-
ney.
Some Of the residents of the town
living on the streets where the pro-
posed line is to be run. do not take
kindly to the idea of having the high
power line running so close to their
property lines There is no disposition
on their part, however, to delay
or hinder the work of the reclamation
service and it is altogether likely that
some agreeable adjustment Of the mat
ter will be made The reclamation
service guarantees To put up a first
class line in every respect and hopes
that work can be commenced within
two weeks time. A car load of towers
is now here
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
TESTING OUT LINE.

The Consolidated Telephone CO. to-
day connected up with Los Angeles
and when the connection had been
made number of citizens were pres
ent To try out the system. IL was
found that one could talk to the souh-
ern California capital just as easily as
with the capital of Arizona. This con-
nection is in line with the progressive
spirit shown during late years by this
company. IL is the purpose of the
management to give their customers all
the facilities enjoyed by any part of
the west. The new line adds Yuma and
other points to the long distance sys-
tenn. as well as direct communication
with the coast
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
TEMPE
ASKS FOR A LINE
THROUGH THE TOWN
Reclamation Service Wants a Power
Line Within the City Limits.

The reclamation service, through its
application To the town Of Tempe for
the privilege of erecting a ten thousand
volt transmission line through the
town. The proposed line is To- come in
from the south on Mill avenue. At
the junction of Mill avenue and Sth
street. the line Will turn west and run
along that street, a distance of several
miles To the governments pumping
plant which is now being constructed
on the San Francisco To deYiate a
moment from the main point. it will be
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20

ard. the other two members of the au-
/ tomobile party. had never met the de-
ceased before starting on the trip
| They mad noticed nothing wrong dur
ling tie ride from Phoenix To Mesa
Charles Sabin was well acquainted
! with Col Hadley when the latter was
agent at SaCaton. and had talked with
| him in Phoenix less than a month ago.
He gave the information that the col
onel's wife and son were dead. but that
one daughter was living. IL was later
learned that this daughter was mar
ried 10 a man named Lane. and resided
in Indiana
DR.. Nelson testified that in mis- judg-
ment the cause Of death was apopleXy
Of the heart. or heart disease. generally
called heart failure" :. D. Shum-
way and Phil Nets testified that they
knew the colonel well. and Victor Core
and Clair PomerOy testified to seeing
him sink forward in his seat as the
car came to a stop at the drug store.
The jury rendered verdict that FL
wood Hadley. aged about IS years. a
resident OF Phoenix. came 10 his death
from natural causes. The body was
turned over to W y Burton. under
taker. who had instructions from F. F.
Pdscoe at Phoenix To send the body
down there for burial Mr. Pascoe. it
is understood. has been the business
manager for Colonel Hadley for a num-
Der of years. The Phoenix undertake
ers received the body late yesterday
and it is to be held pending instruc-
uons from the daughter. Mrs. Lane
a number Of Mesa people who knew
Colonel Hadley during the time ne had
charge at the Sacaton Indian agency.
speak very highly of him as an official
and citizen. While he mad passed the
age of three score and ten, in actions
and appearance he would pass for
much younger man.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20

If you have the itch, don't scratch. II
does not cure the trouble and makes the
skin bleed. Apply BILLIARDS SNOW
LlNIMENT. Rub it in gently on the
affected parts. 1t relieves itching in
stantly and few applications removes
the cause thus performing a permanent
cure. Price 25c, soc and S1.OO per bot
tie. Sold by Elvey & Hulett. quality
druggists
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20

Teething babies always have hard
time of it when this process occurs in
hot weather. They not only have To
contend with painful gums but the
stomach is disordered. bowels loose and
the body uncomfortable. The best help
you can give the little sufferer is Nc
GEES BABY ELIXIR. 1t cOrrects sour
stomach, cools and quiets the bowels
and helps digestion. Price CSC, and soc
per bottle. Sold by Elvey < Hulett,
quality druggists.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
HAS A CHANCE.

Yesterdays report from Lowell Red
den was most gratifying. He was rest
ing easily and every thing is as salts
factory under the conditions as they
could well he His physicians state
that if he holds out until tomorrow
there Is every chance of his recovery
There are number Of things i'm his
favor that could not be figured on
with the average man. These and his
present favorable condition tend 10
greatly encourage his family and many
friends
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
GOOD PROGRFSS

Excellent progress is being made on
the Baptist church. The plasterers
and paperhangers started work yester-
day and there is every indication that
the building Will be finished and ready
for occupancy by the middle OF July The
building is neat and attractive one
in every respect and when completed.
Will add much to the appearance of
that end of town
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
PARTY is OFF.

The Mullen party got away yester-
day on its annual summer outing 10
Mormon Lake. Postmaster Mullen ac-
companied the party and will be away
some little time. During his absence
the office will be in charge of his sis
ter, Miss Lottie Mullen. assisted by
Miss Ada Dunagan
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20
Returns 10 SCHOOL

Miss RoXie Sturgeon. who has been
spending several weeks here. returned
to Flagstaff on Sunday where she
VIII resume her studies during tine
summer. She Will graduate from the
northern normal during the coming
winter
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20

a bilious, half-sick feeling. loss of en-
ergy. and constipated bowels can be re-
lieved with surprising promptness by
using HERBINE The first dose brings
improvement, a few doses put the sys-
TEN in fine. vigorous condition. Price
soc. Sold by Elvey & Hulett, quality
druggists.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1911-06-20

There is one medicine that every
fomily should be provided with and
especially during the summer months:
viz. Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy 1t is almost GER
tain 10 be needed. 1t costs but . quar-
ter. Can you afford TO be without H.?
For sale by all dealers.