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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
MONEY TOLOAN "a
In amounts of $4,000 and
up. Apply to Hooton &
Watson, Leading Real Es..,
tate and Insurance Agents.

"Oh, that my son should wish to.
marry an actress" shrieked the proud,
patrician mother.
Now, ma don't take on So" be-
seeched the undutiful heir. She isn't
really an actress; she only thinks she
is."-Washington Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
Letter to
Or. kilmer q Co.,
8Inghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root viii Do For You

Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton. N. Y. for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
q booklet Of valuable information, tell
ing all about the kidneys and bladder.
When writing. be sure and mention the
Pensacola Daily Journal Regular fifty
cant and one dollar size bottles for
sale ct all drug storeA
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
MOVE MADE TO CARRY
OUT MRS. EDDY'S WILL
Hy Annotated Press.

BY Associated Press.
Boston, Mass, Feb. LA move to
carry out the terms OF the will OF
Mrs. Mary Eddy was made today,
when the bill Of equity was flied in the
supreme judicial court asking that
the executor of the will and trustees
Of certain indentures be instructed to
turn over her real estate in Massachu-
sets to the directors OF the First
Church Of Boston, resaduary legatee
under the will. The amount OF the
legacy is estimated at million and
a half.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
GOVERNMENT TROOPS
EVACUATE PUERTO CORTEz
BY Associated Press.

Puerto Cortez, Feb. 1.-The evacua-
ton Of Puerto Cortez by government
troops has taken place and the town is
now in the hands Of the American and
British marines, who are awaiting the
arrival Of the forces of Gen. Bonilla,
leader Of the revolutionists. Reports
from Ceiba say that many bodies are
found in the woods daily.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
MISSISSIPPI PLANTER KILLED
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
Starkville, Miss, Feb. 1.-Frank
Whatley, a wealthy planter, was as
Fascinated tonight near Sturges,
when he was shot through an open
window while he was eating his sup.
Per.
Blood hounds are trailing the as.
sailant. but there have been no ar
this week.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
CARTER WOULD NOT BE
SECRETARY OF INTERIOR

BY NSSocIateo Pre00.
Washington, Feb. 1-Senator Car
ter, Of Montana, today made request
for publication Of denial Of the re-
port that is current here that Secre-
tary Ballinger Is about to give place
to himself as secretary Of the interior
and said that under the existing con-
ditions he would not accept the place.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
His InsnirAtion,

so your wife didn't have happy
Christmas
Not altogether. She gave eighty
five small gifts, and on casting up the
returns she figures she came out nine
presents to the bad"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
SPEAKS AGAINST SENATOR.
LORIMER RETAINING SEAT

BY Associated Press.
Washington, Feb. IA speech by
Brown, of Nebraska, in opposition to
the most Of today's brief session OF
the senate. That body adjourned be-
fore 2 o'clock
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
Hard Hearted Judge.

The Sympathetic Pal-Wotcher, Bill!
You looks bad; been laid up?
BILIOUS, sort Of, 'Aven't been outer
doors fer free munts
The Sympathetic Pal-Wot was the
matter wiv yer?
Bill-Nuffin: only the Judge wouldn't
believe it-Sketch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
Too Late For Classification

FOR SALE-Fresh country eggs, fresh
Jersey Cream. Melton's Corner, corner
Wright and Guiuemarde. Phone 1908.
2foblws
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
Hicks Capudine
Cares HeadAches-All Hinhs ers,~
Colds, Aches Frem llalasieas
Conditions, Etc.

Capudine cures Headache, whesh,
nom heat, cold. brain-fag, over-exertion
O. stomach troubles. It cures sick had
aches and nervous headaches also.
Capudine Is also the quickest and
best remedy for attacks of Cold or Gripp
1t relieves the aching and feveriskness
anG restores normal conditions.
S1PuoIne is iquid-easy and pleasane
to taks,-acts Immediately. 10c.. pr.
ana 9oc- At drug stores.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
ALBA n. WARREN,

Alba II. Warren, manager Of the
Pensacola Electric Co., was the last
speaker. He said that there were two
words which he should like to see
branded in the minds Of every citizen
Of this city, namely, enthusiasm" and
''co- operation He said these were the
two things which had built the San
Carlos, and that they would do more
for the progress of this city than any,
thing else. He spoke Of the new or
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
.UNCA[[ED FOR
LETTERS At ?. O.
LIST OF LETTERS REMAINING AT
PosToFFIcE DURING THE PAST
WEEK.
GENTLEMEN.

When asking for letters. please say
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02
MAYOR REILLY.

Mayor Frank Reilly was the next tt
speak. He said that, in his opinion nj
other enterprise in the history Of Pen
sacola had been Of so much benefit az
the building Of the San Carlos hotel
He told Of the number Of people it haG
attracted and is still attracting to ths
city, and spoke in the highest terms Of
the satisfactory management Of the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-02-02

ganization and Of what it hopes to &C
complish, and said that in order to &C
complish these things it must have the
enthusiasm ami cooperation Of every
yoa
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03

What "a lot of trouble you take to escape
the little town that would be cordially
ashamed of you If it but knew
But there is the girl from home still
She saw you coming along the great busy
stI'anger-filled street. Her heart bounded
at sight of you. She was so lonely in the
city. f ' '|-'
And what did you do? What would any
girl do who had given SO much time and
energy to lying herself out of her birth
place? There is one clear marked course
open for such despicable, disloyal individ-
ualsl You took it.'; You simply did not see
her.. .-t 20 80
How you have perfected the art Of un-
consciousness when someone you do not
want to see is right under your very nose,
With a complete absorption'in the ambient
air as If you watched day dream drifting
by, you passed that girl from the home
town. AZ y .,s
A prairie dog sliding into his hole on one
of the broad plains of your native state
never took such tumble or dwindled so
completely out Of sight as you did in that
girls estimation. She was lonely and she
thrilled at the thought of exchanging con-
fidences about the precious home town. O.
Now, she would rather trust to strangers
for a bit of comfort than to appeal to the
thing you call a heart. You hurt her
pride You hurt her out-reachng heart.
But you. cannot hurt her loyalty. She
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
Lorettas Looking Reflects Girl Who Cuts Home Town Girl

You are ashamed of the home town.
You always answer a question about where
you were born by bald prevarication
You calmly assert that you are counted in
the census of a small city some twenty
miles from the village where you actually
entered mundane affairs.
It's because the village is so little. The
grass grows in the main street. You hate
TO be asked If 1T is on the map" You
feel as If you took a sort of toboggan
slide in the estimation of those who hear
your confession of such a humble birth
place. A hayseedy feeling crawls over you
as you acknowledge yourself resident of
a town where the COW pastures and the
court house nestle close together. You
feel cheap and small.
And you are. You are cheap and small.
Your nature is one OF the narrow gauge
kind that cannot carry q broad idea.
But why be hateful to the girl from the
home town?
OH her hat is tacky. Her dress is out
OF style. She walks as If she still felt the
clods under her feet.
And you have Shaken the dust of those
cods off yours, You do not want to be
reminded Of the town. You have been
away to school, where you pretended that
your real home in the village was "a
country place" meant exclusively for week
ending. And, while you were abroad, you
registered as coming from New York.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
Who's Who in the Home

Pm going to play ball tomorrow the
Confirmed Commuter announced exult-
antiy. "Do you know where my cap and
my fishing clothes are?" he asked
ooh. yes, I'll get them out for you"
she remarked obligingly, and then her
darkly prophetic soul compelled her to add
land I'll walk down to the drug. store to-
morrow and lay in a supply Of arnica and
bandages."
Commuter.
'.You won't need to ask me that to-
morrow she blandly replied. you'll
know"
But 1t was evident that whatever grim
possibilities the future held, the Confirmed
Commuter faced them with delight, He
was never more happy than when starting
on one of these little excursions He was
SO happy, indeed, that he got up without
a murmur, and at a most ungodly hour,
to catch a train to the ball grounds, more
than two hours distant. But what is time
or space to the sporting spirit?
His wife, who was president. secretary
and all the membership of the Society
Opposed to Early Rising, went back to her
bed and slept. peacefully for four hours.
1t was nearly o'clock when the joyous
bark of Wool, her angel collie, pro-
claimed that someone he knew was ap-
preaching and looking across the lawn,
she perceived the Confirmed Commuter,
his step as old and hesitant as Enoch
Arden's, hobbling slowly toward his home,
She saw that one hand was bandaged,
while his face, burned a lobster red, had
already begun to peel Even to the eye Of
love, he was neither romantic nor pleas
ing object.
"Got any arnca?" he called in ardent
greeting.
Yes" his wife replied. There's every
thing you can think OF in the house
arnica cholorform liniment, witch hazel
enough to start a drug store"
'ArnicaIl do" grunted the Confirmed
Commuter ungraciously, and, leaning
heavily on his wifes arm, he limped into
the house
When his sprained thumb had been
bathed and rebandaged and he had sunk
with many groans and writings into the
big reclining chair in the library, he told
the story OF the days woes. Yes his team
had lost-an on account OF that doubled
distilled idiot Grove who insisted on pitch
ing Some Of the men had played bril-
iantIy-almost like professionals. Hooper
had distinguished himself by rapping out
a homer with the bases fun and later by
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
PausinE to Become a Prince.

l. Sam, 9i27-"Stand thou still first"
Hear the word Of God.
l. Sam, 1O:00-"Is 1t not that Jehovah
hath anointed thee to be prince?"
1t was a rare day in Saul's life when
he paused to hear the word Of God and
be anointed prince Of Israel. Rare, because
Of a peculiar intimacy with the supernat-
ural and a consequent revelation of duty
and glory hitherto undreamed Of 1t is
always so. The glory OF Christianity lies
in the opportunity 1t grants all men to
have so rare an experience; its pathos, in
the neglect of men to have it.
Pausng was a pre-condition TO sauls
elevation to princehood. We do little paus-
too busy pursuing our pursuits. Rush and
hustle are the order Of the day. After the
wearying exactions of work-a-day life, we
pay strenuous court to Dame Pleasure,
whom Milton called The Keeling Goddess
with soulless waist" Herein lies our
peril. 1t breeds fatal inattention to- and
reconsideration of, the deep things of God
reconsideration was a much lamented sin
Of Israel centuries ago. 1t finds striking
modern echo. Blessed is the man who
pauses amid humdrum tasks and CON
templates God, himself, and His spiritual
state before Him, for He makes a mighty
stride heavenward Moments Of contem-
plation are God inviting
The full words of God are full of hope
and promise. They tell Of yet greater
things to be. THE Lord spake," is an oft
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03


licking the umpire; simons and his office
pal, Simmons. had both tried to catch the
same dinky fly, and after they had got
through stepping on each others feet the
batter was on second base
'And then what chance had we with a
fathead like Thomas at short? Willie and
Louis, the office boys, who filled in, had us
all beaten-although 1 put up a pretty
good game myself" a.
His wife listened in smiling silence.
"But you had an awfully good time,
didn't your" she gurgled Enthusiastically.
Did 1? 1 did. not!' the Confirmed Com
muter answered between groans. II feel
as If I'd been working without food or
sleep for a week, and I'm so lame and stiff
and sore that it will be days before feel
like myself again. guess I'm getting too
old to play base ball." he added dejectedly
II feel like an old man"
Its not age" his wife answered, its
unused muscles. Why, when you came
across the lawn just now l thought how
like a college boy you lookedP'
The Confirmed Commuer smiled pleas
antly and the look of anguish left his face
He did not groan any more. Already he
felt on the road to recovery.
For arnica. ohloroform liniment, witch
hazel. etc, all have their soothing uses
but flattery plaster is the greatest rem
edy OF all.
Copyright, 1911. by the N. Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
One of the Bachelors Has His Say

to send him to the state asylum. under
guard.
''Why will he insist on struggling with
things that woman can do ever 80 much
better2"
sist that he struggle, and he may yield to
superior force. and struggle his best; but
meantime his soul cries out to high heaven,
even while he so carefully cultvates that
conceited smirk by which he is known.
'Or isn't it just the inherent notion
that he must look his best when saving
woman is about -2"
BY no means. He knows that II he looks
a trifle slouchy. saving woman" will re-
member every detail Of his appearance and
will tell her sister and her brother-in-law
and all the neighbors and, wonder how a
man can be so triflng and disreputa BILE,
and why don't his relatives insist on his
being presentable, etc, etc, for sixteen
chapters He ought to be arrested. No
Clementina you are on the wrong track.
A bachelor is, because he is forced TO be.
Because he doesn't make the dough her
father makes.
Because he wants wife with something
in her head besides her own good looks
and the popular plays.
Because he wants wife that can pass
in a crowd without exciting comment
Because he wants a wife whose intelli-
gence he can respect.
Besides this, he wants wife that he can
love and kiss without shutting his eyes.
Do you stin wonder why is a bachelor"
Omaha, May 81, 1911. ONE OF THEM.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
Serious History in Comic Vein st sS c rTSn

Il see," said Show-Me Smith. the more
or less eminent historian from the wise
state, that skipper Bob Fulton is back"
Who l asked. wondering what was
coming now.
Skipper Bob Fulton" he repeated
calmly. I've just seen his boat tied up,
away up town. They call it the Clermont,
and they say its a steamboat but it looks
more 10 me like a canal boat dressed up
than anything else However, that's prob
ably because skipper Bob's been gone so
long. It's been quite a voyage. But he
came back all right and that's more than
most of them do nowadays.
As soon as l saw her / went aboard
and knocked on the smoke-house door
Where's Fulton? I says to a man who
poked his head out.
HE looks me over minute and says
Houll either find him taking tickets down
at the Ferry or catching fish down at the
Market. II you don't find him there, ask
Sweeney
Neither Fulton nor Sweeney was around
either place. l suppose skipper Fulton
owns both places and Sweeney manages
them for him. Must have quite an income
from them. I'll bet Sweeney gets his
share.
1T was after discovering Brooklyn. l be-
lieve, that Skipper Fulton invented the
Clermont Probably the quickest way he
could think OF TO get out. He got his idea
from the famous invention known as the
side-wheeled Brooklyn baby carriage.
Wandering through the Fulton street
shopping district over there one day, he
saw lusty-lunged infant yelling at the
top of its voice and trying to wheel its
perambulator into a store by grabbing the
spokes and pushing.
Ha, ha! said Robert, the Brooklyn
peram gives me an idea. I'll bet ] can
make side-wheeler go without using
half that much steam. -Labboard there,
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
Modern Wise Saws

On the principle that haste makes waste
a man may lose a lot of time by hurry
ing.
Many a loving couple think they are two
souls with but a single thought when they
haven't even that.
When you hear of a man who would
rather fight than eat, it's a pretty good
guess that he lives in "A boarding house.
Things grow smaller as they are con-
tracted but there are exceptions. Debts,
for instance. I'D
The age Of discretion is only attained by
the man who realizes that he is too old to
marry, or too young.
The trouble with the man who reaches
the top is that he seems to feel he is
exempt from the laws of gravitation.-New
York Times.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
Some Silhouettes of the Sidewalk
BY BoBBIE BABBLE

Through the corner Of his eye
He observed the world go by.
Cynical, blase-and yet
Some have seen his eyes grow wet
over some sad tale that took
Toll from his fat pocketboOk.
Sport and gambler, jaunty trim,
Not all bad-that's Honest Jim.
On the Street he was a bear
Till one day they caught him there
Squeezed him. Did they get the laugh?
Not a bit He stood the gaff,
Dropped a million; yet they say
That today he owns Broadway.
Deep, inscrutable and grim
Are the ways of Honest Jim.
II Is whispered that his dad
Was a country parson. Cad!
Only time that he goes back
To the country there's a track
At the journeys end, and there
Cries of 'bookles'' rend the air.
Mounts and jockies wait for him
To start business-Honest Jim
And the name? It's his by right.
Once he refereed a fight
In which Eyed Bin Rappod
Gave him a glass eye TO hold.
When the fight was ended, why.
Gravely Jim returned the eye,
And that day they nicknamed him.
Once for all, as Honest Jim.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
How to Treat a Wife

indulge in a first-class ice cream soda
much less invite her friend in for a treat
ou will usually find that man lunching
)wntown with friends, grabbing for all
.e checks in a way that would stamp him
4 prince for generosity.
"a wife is her husbands business part
ner. The sooner husbands come to realize
this truth the better they will fare finan-
cially and otherwise. There was a phase,
besides love and sancitity to that ceremony
performed at the altar. The minister
placed the official seal on the firm of Wei
Us and Company with equal obligations of
partnership. In business partnership one
member OF the firm manages the offices
and keeps the place I'm running order; the
ether looks after the technical side Of the
work and sees that everything within is as
IL should be. The profits are share and
share alike. Domestic partnership is based
on the same principal The husband pro-
cures the material for the home, while the
wife makes the home and cares for It's
inner workings. The responsibility is
equal, the work is equal and the two should
share equally in the profits or surplus
funds. r
mo high spirited woman is going to
quietly submit TO having money handed to
her as a reluctant gift, Especially is this
true OF women who have earned their own
livelihood. Sooner or later they will rebel,
and then it is but a step back to business,
where they may exercise their own earning
capacity.
III every husband would give his wife an
allowance proportionate 10 his earnings,
then forget the fact, the chances are that,
he would have a nice little bankroll saved
from that allowance at the end Of the year,
as well as the memory OF a peaceful and
happy sail on the otherwise stormy sea OF
matrimony."
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03

Editor The Bees Home Magazine Page;
A few days ago 1 read Clementina Wall
flowers remarks under the head, Some
Pertinent Why's" ! have been looking for
YOU to publish the answer. But it must
be a very busy time with the editor and
since he hasn't the time to attend to it, 1
beg to submit the following remarks, hop
ing that they will be OF some small bene-
III 10 Mistress Wallflower
was particularly impressed with her
longing query "why is bachelor2' Per
haps by answering some Of her questions
l may help her TO solve the riddle, She
asks, lis he hard man TO satisfyg' Take
il from me. Clementina, he is not. II he
were, a very few years of life in furnished
rooms and boarding houses would suffice
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03

you've talked so much about the treat
ment Of benedicts," remarked the Wis
Husband casting a yelled glance Of prid
at the woman opposite at the head Of Il
table that l think it about time for the
parties under discussion TO have a word to
say about the treatment Of wives"
Go on" eagerly urged the woman at
the board, wondering just what attitude
the masculine mind would assume.
We'll" continued the husband in a more
serious vein, II should say that about half
the domestic difficulty in the world centers
about money. Sounds mighty material,
don't 1t, but in one way or another, the
little round silver wheels are the vehicles
upon which the matrimonial craft goes
careering to an unhappy end"
Take for instance the man who drifts in
on pay night, painfully extracts the small
est possible amount from the envelope and
hands It to his wife with about the same
air he would dole out dime to charity
ward. Now, make this go as far as you
can, my dear you know pay day comes
only once week be cautious Then he
goes in. plants himself at the dining table,
and splutters away because the wife has
prepared a 5O-cent steak instead of the $50
variety. He pays $35 for a custom made
suit at his tailors, and yet when his wife
goes TO department store and INDUCES in
a suit for SIS he sets up howl that can be
heard around the block. Nice example Of
ingrown selfishness, isn't he7
Another system practised by many of
our supposedly best husbands is to buy
everything in books, then go around at the
end OF the month and square up. They be-
lieve that a woman is not 10 be trusted
with any more money than the stipend
they give her for the merest incdentals.
Often she hasn't enough in her purse TO
Omaha daily bee., 1911-06-03
dKS TITLE, SERMON FOR THE WEEK ENDS

from day to day God will be heard. Abuse or
ignore the woos and whispers Of the Divine
Lover and thunderings Of Sinai will GER
tainlv follow. The prophet learned his
speech as a child does, by listening Grace
cometh by the open ear and heart Blessed
is the man who listens and answers
Speak Lord, for thy servant heareth," for
he shall be elevated to princely dignity and
position.
Among Saurs qualifications to the
princely office, was his "goodly stature"
he being higher than any of the people
from his shoulders and upward" Princely
men are God illumined and God inspired
men. They, too tower above their fellows,
but in moral prowess and spiritual stature.
The genius Of religion is the creation Of
princely men. II takes the interests de-
sires affections, ambitions. aims and CON
seCrations of a weak man, and by pro-
cess of regeneration, makes him new and
brave, loving and sacrificial Such men
the world needs today. The whole earth
doth not yet shine with the glory Of the
Lord" Philistines are stil abroad in the
land. These, with common walks of life
must be brought to the feet of the RISEN
and regning Jesus. To accomplish this
result we do not need the Laughing lions"
of Wietzche, nor "Samsons and Milos" of
Bernard Shaw, but we do need a big supply
of weak men made strong by the spirit
of the living Christ This is the only hope
of society and the individual The oppor
tunity is today. The price is the pause;
the attentive ear; the obedient heart. These
steps lead to princehood. to endless life