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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-11-09

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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-11-09

Not on'g DOES the wrapper % every bottle ri Dr.
Pieces Golden Medical Discovery. the famous
medicine for weak stomach, torpid liver or bilious
mess and al. catarrhal diseases wherever located
have printed upon 70 ~ PLAN EHRinA. fui and
complete ls, Of all the Ingredients composing q,
bgt small book has been compiled from rurner-
Gus standard medical works. of all the fercnt
schools OF Practice containing VEN numerous *
tracts from the writings Of leading practitioner Of
medicine. endorsing ~ fts nrszenf sssfI5k fe-rss
each and every ingredient contained in Dr. Pierce.
med cIncs. One Of these i,tI- books vii be mailed
free 90 any one sending address on postal card Or
b. iet,er, % Dr.. R.V. Pierce, Buffalo, y. Y. and
requesting the same.
IS made UP by improved and exact
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-11-09

FAhNtitsnf Rs. 49, va. Nos e.
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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-11-09

From this htte DO IL vii BE- learned tia, DIR.
PIefces medicines contain no alcohol. narcot-
ics nnefal agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they made from native medi-
cinal roots Of great value; also th1t some of the
most valuable ingredients contained in Dr. Pierces
Fayort- Presumption for weak nervous. over
worked. rundown, nervous and dcbiifsted Wonl-
en. were employed. long years ago b. 'he Indians
FOR SIR Jar 11cnts affecting their squavs In fact
one q the most valuable medicinal plants cntennz
into the composition Of Dr. Pierce's Favdrfe Pre-
scrDtIon was known % the Indians a. Squaw-
Weed. Our knowledge Of the uses q not
few Of our most valuable native, medicinal plants
~, gained from the Indians.
the Favorite Prescription is
omanly functions correcting displacements,
1,e-~or,frcr r7-nfI periode .o,..~, 49, IL.
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A BOLD STEP

To overcome the wegrounded and reasonable objections of
the intelligent to the OF medcpa compounds,
Dr. x. V Pierce, of Buffalo, y. Y, ago decided
make bold departure from the usual pursued by the
makers OF puup medicines for domestic and has pub
lIshed b1oldoa and OPENLY The whole world full and
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-11-09
PROCLAMATION
- tssusd NJ Governor DsclArnx
Th-nkssiving Day Holiday.

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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1911-11-09

80 Ne ssad roz = IRE. r-1Al p.sl.x,
% M Remedy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
FORMATION OF THE EYE

When an eye is said to be "astig-
matte" the meaning is that The eye
has double focus This annoys the
brain, and the eye will strain uncon-
sciously to bring about a clear focus.
and this strain usually causes head
aches or neuralgia. "Astigmatism
is usually so from birth. or congenial
as IT is called. it is remedied by
wearing glasses ground from the
segment Of a cylinder. These glasses
II rightly made bring images to a
proper focus, and thus relieve all
straining Children as well as adults
suffer from astigmatism. We are
prepared to correct all errors of the
eyes, complicated or ordinary at
cARRs OPTICAL PARLoRs,
42s chickasha Ave.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
FEEDING NOT VERY SIMPLE
Cheerful Company at Meal and En-
tlcing Food Are Decided Helps
TO Digestion.

Robust people, so long as they get
what suits their own uncultiyated
taste, are apt to make very light OF
what they call "fancies" about food.
and overlook their real Importance.
Feeding on the part OF civilized man
is not the simple procedure which Il
Is with animals, although many ami
mails are particular as to their food
and what IL called dainty" The
necessity Tor civilized man Of cheer
ful company at his meal and for the
absence of mental anxiety is univer-
sally recognized, as well as the i'm.
portance Of an inviting appeal to the
appetite through the sense Of smell
and Of sight. while the injurious effect
Of the reverse conditions, which may
lead to nausea and even vomiting, is
admitted.
Even the ceremonial features of the
dinner table, the change OF clothes.
the leisarely yet precise succession OF
approved and expected dishes, accom-
panied by pleasant talk and light
hearted companionship are shown Nv
strict scientific examination to be Inn
portant aids to the healthy digestion
Of food, which need not be large in
quantity because wisely presented. -
London Telegraph.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
How,s THis7

We offer one hundred dollars re-
ward for any case Of catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O..
We the undersigned, have known
r. ]. Cheney for the last is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally. acting directly upon the blood
AMI mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free Price 75 cents
s.,ra l>otslo coia M M a~.e,oi utre
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

VIM. Hawkins, a boiler maker liv-
ing az S2S, South lst St was repairing
flues on an engine Saturday evening
when struck in the eye by piece of
steel or rust The foreign body was
removed by a physician.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
Personal Mention
Get It At tie Owl drul stsrs. i7-ti

Get II at the owl arug stsre' 1t'H
Miss Daisy sohlinger has resumed
her position in Dugon's store after
two weeks absence on account Of i'll
ness.
The Cedar Oil Mop sells itself d.
C. Harris delivers them. Phone $50.
44-e-s
Mrs. F. B. McCarty, 225 South 9Th
ST., was operated on yesterday by
DIR, l.. E. Emanuel, and is reported to
be doing nicely.
square deal and low prices on
groceries Of all kinds at Comers.
Phones 80 and 1O1l. 4-S-3t
Mrs. Nellie Fisher left today. in
company With DR.. and Mrs. George
L. Spinning. for California. where she
expects to visit six months.
Fancy dress making done by an ex-
pert dressmaker. $3.50 per day Phone
7OS; Mrs. Merah Hills. 4-4-6
Ed Sheegog returned last night
from Lindsay where he and his wife
spent Sunday. Mrs. sheegog win re-
main for a few days visit
We have had a glorious dain-the
place to 80 now is the J. +. Harrington
seed house. rs
Mrs. VIII Moore and little son Paul
went to Oklahoma City today for a
few days visit with the formers sis
ter, Mrs Francis Davis.
PILES CURED IN . TO "A DAYS.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure
any case of itching, blind, bleeding oI
protruding piles in six to fourteen days
or money refunded. SOC. 11-s-dti
Phone your orders for groceries
and vegetables to Comer's. Prompt
delivery. Phone 80, 1O1l 4-S-St
We have got the world beat for do
ing nice shirts. Don't be "piker'
Send us your next bundle. Phone
$50. chickasha Steam Laundry.
1926
Time to plant balsam apple, mad
era vine, cinnamon vine, morning
glory, moon vine and other ornamen
tai vines. J. E. Harrington sells the
seed 4-7-t
You will find every vegetable here
that is in the southern market. The
Integrity store, Corners old stand. q
Don't be a "CHINAMAN." Be d
good old AWERICAN," and send
your launGs! to the chickasha Steam
Laundry 4-S-2t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

WANTED-If you want the highest
cash price for your second hand fur
niture, phone $40. Fred Hubbard.
4-1-1m
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
Royal Hotel Not Sold.

"lt'a news to me. said D. G. Early,
proprietor Of the Royal when asked
this morning regarding the reportd
sole Il lhn h.tnl ..l,l. ~ -h.-n hnn.,-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

2-23-tf
4 A. L. Durand is in Frederick with
/ his mother who is critically i'll.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money II it fails to
cure. e. w. Groves signature Is on
each box. 25c. list
The Anna Held pink beads at Fla
tau & Son up-to-now jewelers.. 4-10-St
4 Sheriff Lewis has gone to Dallas
where he is witness in law suit
Spring time is Kodak time. Full
line at Brownson's Drug Store 1O-St
Miss Alice Bohanan of Oklahoma
City is visiting Miss Fay Wyatt
Drs. r. B. Larkins and Mary A. Mar
key, osteopathic physicians. All cura-
able diseases treated. Mcfarland
building. Phone 9s3. 5-1O-tf
Mrs. Jesse Garret of Oklahoma City
is spending the week with her faith
er, J. J. Rawlings.
Free delivery from Owl drug store.
Phone 12s. att
Miss oda Mullins Of Pauls Valley
is visiting her mother, Mrs. L. Null
Inns of this city.
Office phone 1O5! residence phone
427. Dr. w. L. Peters. S-1S-tf
Mr.. and Mrs. A. p Holland left
this morning for McAlester to spend
the week.
Fishing tackle and base ball goods
at Brownson's Drug Store. 1OSt
/ W. Williams. an insurance man
from Oklahoma City spent Sunday in
Chickasha.
"we wash every thing but the
baby" and return everything but the
dirt" Chickasha Steam Laundry
Phone 15O. w. w. Smith, Mgr 4-S-2t
! Miss Alyce Howard was the guest
of Mrs. aud Mrs. win Smith, south
east Of the City. Sunday
! Time to plant beans, eggplant,
beets, cucumbers. cantaloupes, squash,
pumpkins. any other garden seed and
flowers J. Il. Harrington sells the
seed. Ats
Mack Fleming and sister Miss Flor
ence of Oklahoma City spent Sunday
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. E. f.
Dugan.
Only registered and graduated phar-
macists compound prescriptions at
Brownson's Drug Store. 1O-3t
Mr.. and Mrs. Sill Fuller, corner 9Th
and Colorado avenue are happy over
the arrival of little daughter who
made her appearance yesterday.
See Flatsu & Sons fine import of
coral jewerly. 4-1O-St
Mrs. A. J. Hallum is visiting friends
in Pauls Valley this week. Mr.. Hall
um spent Sunday there, returning last
might
The second division of the Baptist
Ladies Aid society will give musi-
Gale Thursday night, April 18th, at
the Baptist church. 4-l0-St
Ed Estes moved his market from
the corner Of 4th and Kansas to 12l
North srd St. two doors north of the
Ipostoffice today.
HQVNyS THIS7
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

FOR SALE--At a bargain, resi-
dence in Sparks addition. New piano.
horse, buggy and harness. See. S. o.
Wilson at Stephenson. Browne Lum-
ber Co. Pd 4-1O-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
The Palace
Drug Store


Marshal Aber and Walter Click
were here from Minco this morning
New and stylish shapes just in at
Mrs. wohlforts millinery parlors in
the Banner store. lO-std
a. r. Griffin who was hurt about
ten days ago is able to be out again
Hats and prices are bath attractive
at Mrs. Wohlforts millinery parIcrs
in the Banner store. 1o-Std
Miss velma Drake, a telephone com.
pany employee is i'll today.
Mrs. Wohlfort has fun line of
pretty street and dress hats at her
millinery department in the Banner
Stone. lo-St-d
Miss Ethel Dunn has returned from
few days visit in Oklahoma City.
David Jenkins OF Covington. Okla
is visiting his brother "A. r. Jenkins.
FOR RENT Five room modern
house chicken yard and barn; gar
den spot Phone sl5. or cali al go
50. 4th. 4-i0-3t pd
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

wANTED--A man to write Indus
trial. Life, Health and Accidental in
surance in City. One that is willing
to work. Address P. o. Box S41, or
Phone 57S. pd. 4-i0-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

FOR SALE Stock Of groceries; at
invoice prices, and building for
Hent nhean a hnraain IL called for
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
Ar rAg MAIEsrIc -rAEArER.

At THE MAJESTIC rHEATER.
PROGRAM TONIGHT.
Motion Pictures.
Mystic Program
"A Manly Man" Imp.
The School Ma'am's Courage eR-
lance.
VAUDEVILLE.
Preston and Ysopel" the acrobatic
clown and the Gypsie yiolinist, giving
complete change in their act to-
night Remember this Is your last
chance to see this high class act
Come early, get a good sea, see the
first show.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

New and stylish shapes just In at
Mrs. Wohlforts millinery pariors in
the Banner store. 10-3t-d
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

Marshal Aber and Walter Click
were here from Minco this morning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
EASTER FLOWERS.

Easter lilAes, American beauty
roses, sweet peas, violets. daisies, car
nations and roses. Place orders early.
62S S. 5th street Phone As, Chicka-
sha greenhouse. rs
Set Bermuda grass for lawn and
pasture. Buy the roots at ]. E. Far
ringtons seed house. AIS
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Carter and two
little daughters, Eva Linn and Eliza
beth left this morning for their home
in Mayfield. Texas, after a weeks
visit with Mrs. Carter's sisters Mrs.
A. B. Cochran and Mrs. B. M. Palmer.
They had been spending the winter
in San Angelo. Texas.
Miss Mabel Lindsly OF Minco is
visiting at the home OF her aunt, Mrs.
A. E. Mckenzie.
Mrs. l.. r. Burch and children, 513
South 4th st. have returned from
weeks visit with Mrs. Burch's par
ents. Mr. and Mrs. T. j. Smith of
Lindsay.
Mrs. " G. Hughes, the mother of
Mrs. r. X. Wootten leaves tomorrow
for an extended visit in Grenada,
Miss. Mrs. T. j. O'Neill will accom-
pany her there for three weeks visit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

Miss Mabel Lindsly OF Minco is
visiting at the home Of her aunt, Mrs.
A. E. Mckenzie.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

A. #. Griffin who was hurt about
ten days ago is able to be out again
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

Set Bermuda grass for lawn and
pasture. Buy the roots at ]. E. Far
rington's seed house. 4-7-6
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

Mrs. A. j. Hallum is visiting friends
in Pauls Valley this week. Mr.. Hall
um spent Sunday there, returning last
night.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10
RAILROAD TINE CARDS.
FRISCO RAILROAD.

44+4++*%%44+4+,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

See Flatau & Sons fine import of
coral jewerly. 4-1O-St
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

The second division of the Baptist
Ladies Aid society will give musi-
Gale Thursday night, April 18th. at
the Baptist church. 4-l0-St
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-04-10

David Jenkins Of covington. Okla.
is visiting his brother a. r. Jenkins.
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and mentally sIbtractng twenty-five he proved the
result bv his watch Then he stared at himself in the
day scarfpin and absentmnlcdly pulled open the top
drawer On his collar box lay the little pink note.
Sadly he took it up and rcrcad It. Then, reverently
pressing the perrlcd sheet to his lips, he lad 1t back
with a gro;4n The town hall clock struck eight. He
wondered what Lois thinking; wondered what &
cllsc he could offer when h her again But per
haps awful thought he never would sec her again
do with him. oh, if only he admit sent those flowers
Shell them. though, and look pretty for some
other fellow: Gus Chcever likely, he n'utttrcd And
maybe She Il give him al four Of the dances She promised
me-. He wrihcd in spirit and went to the window The
rain coming in i settled. busincsslke way. 1t
no longer shower The tin roof drummed under It.
He scowled munouslv into the darkness. The thought
OF STAYING there 1t home while She dancing with
Gus Chcevcr intocrabc. He had only to close his
eyes her, her pink checks flushed with excitement
her golden hair snmcring under the lights, his roses
nodding her rc,.st He wondered il She would feel
little bit sorry But perhaps perhaps She wouldn't 8"
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ask joe for loan Why not ask his lan.llady? H had
always paid his bill promptly each Wee; and surely
He dashed down stairs and beat II patient tattoo
at the sitting room door. No and he plunged
into the dark intricacies OF the back h;. The maid
told him that Mrs. Tower out for the evening. He
wondered if the maid possessed dollars; but his
pride took fright and he stumbled back into the entry
Under the low turned gaslct he looked 1T his watch
1t was nine eight Whatever was to be done
must be done quickly. Selecting a nickel from his
slender hoard ne hurried to the telephone.
"Palmer's Livery Stable, please. don't know the
number. Planners Livery: Well say, this IS
Mr.. Barker I'm employed At FiedingS. YOU know: |
want get carriage call here for and 60 t. Mr.
feelings house and what? Right away. vi right
but listen minute. I'm short Of money tonight
Could YOU trust until Monday? What say. Well
where is he? When will he he back oh. YOU couldn t
send the carriage before he comes: 1t will be all right
! work right next door t. you, YOU know. Coudnt do
ito Well. No I'm afraid that would he too late
Thank YOU. Goodhy.
Harry returned the receiver Ccjcctcdlv and slowly
climbed the stairs. The clock proclaimed cighttwcnty
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we curl,,l the lip OF scorn. Oh Zoos, if it would
only come again For one, III 10 glad - play for
film machine ANYTHING to get Of this ril" bread and
coffee diet. Well here's my corner
Then this is where look for YOU and Your friends
1t hall after six? SAYS |.
But see here son protests simp. Il can't stack
up trio Of bottomless pits against pay envelope the
size Of yours.
Just the extra coin rake in is enough sag my pockets
Besides. | know a ifty-ccnt table oh e where the
spaghetti l'Italicnne alone 4 for famine.
Anyway, I'll DC here wan.
Il surrender. says Skimp. You'll find us forming
hollow square
RU'r the climax Of the day comes when Mr.. Robert
tries switch BERTHE Billings and his gloonls Of
onto me that same afternoon. Nice boy Berthe, II YOU
don't scratch him too deep OF the fair haired pink
checked kind. who thinks shredded thoughts and dc
votes his whole soul the job Of maxim good in the
younger set.
Near as can make out, Berries chief aim il life is
to he picked 10 lead a swell cotion sometime and wipe
out the smear on the family escutcheon caused H. the
bad breaks made by Pa and Nav Billings whon they
moved east from Milwaukee and tried to butt III on
the strength Of their brewery stock and the marble
bathroom.
Berries been we'll paror broke, though and he's been
comm on slow but sure. that Pa and Nav have
faded into the background. But there's less
competition. in the line he's picked out, and 5
belongs to some good clubs though, and he lets Mr.
Robert do him often billiards, and occasionly they
stroll hac, the office together after lunch. This
Berries days. and they about to part Al the
brass gate he to be maxim sort Of appeal
for help.
But cawn't think Of a single thing he's sayin,
land I've simply got to 90 Reggie one better, You
know,
Lets see says Mr.. Robert, what Was Rcggc's
great masterpiece:
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glimpse OF a tall, slim young gent who sllln up 10
the coffee and pullin tin pail Of shecpish out
OF paper bag So takes another look and Of course,
the minute spots them deep set, blue eyes and the
lengthy, serious face | has him located.
We'll, Well says |, steppn over to where he's wait
in his turn And how's Skinp Farrell these days.
Jars him almost bad as il I'd jabbcd him with
pin He whirs around nervous, and then when he
who il is he signs sort oil relieved.
"Oh, its you, ch. Torchy? says he.
"Uh-huh says |. But why the deep deception with
the Mocha GROWER? What's the game?
"That's right, rub il in says Skmp. think IN
doing this to show off Hardly. Son hardly But, II
you must know, pilot bread and coffee in the room
a heap better than paradng Broadway with that gnaw
ing feeling under Your vest Aquar please and plenty
OF milk. Eight Jumps will DO. :
Tut, tut, says |. And YOU the only real actor |
got on my list. But | thought since YOU jumped the
newspaper game and landed the big vaudeville CIR
cult YOU a winner.
Looked so at the start cliCnt it says Skmp. But
you can't keep with act forever. and coulin 7
get another sketch that would fit snug. First season
I've missed out sort 81 booking, though; but
I'm sure up against it this time.
Not really. Skimp? says l.
Look at this SAYS he. holdn' up the OF a
rusty black frock and isclosn satin linn
worn to ribbons Last piece in the costume trunk.
Got any cigarette papers spareo | still have halt
bag Of alfalfa.
Il can do better that, if YOU II at thirty
tonight says l. I'll stand for the big eats and feel
proud Of it."
Welcome words says Skimp chokin up husky and
call to free food I've heard in months and I've
listened harder Thanks, Son, deep thanks, and
if ever the time comes when YOU
"Ah, turn rule that" says |. Suppose I've
forgot them press seats you used to ship me when we
the Sunday edition together, Not chance,
And if you II bring your appetite to the corner OF
No, no. breaks in Skmp. I'D like to; but It must
Coryr.s ~ Seatn Ford
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AUST have been MY day
M for stan,in ut the re-
ceivin' end ii the hard
luck wire. First Of il was Ivy
Budhcilncr, givin me a long ear
ache Of how his cousin Ike was
irwin 10 overbid him on that cloak
room snap OF his; then it was
Miss Smickett. our crack lady
tvpist, who unloads i tale OF board
in house woe; and lastly comes
Mr.. Piddic, grouchin away because
there was a block III the tube and
nc was half an hour late gcttin'
over from Jersey.
And al this on a bright, Snappy
mornin, with sky Is clear as a
plate glass show window. and the
air taSlin like imported ginger ale.
"Ah, ditch it, says | to Pid-
die. You commuters ought 10
feel thankful to be let into New
York at all.
And | thought when | made
dash for the Dairy Lunch three
minutes before the noon whistle
blew that Id shuntcd all them
dolcful condolences for an hour at
least lust as I'm gettin in line
for the pie counter, though. gets