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The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-08
eTATE OF ONO CITY OF TOLEDO. I .
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eTATE OF ONO CITY OF TOLEDO.
LUCAS COUNTY. So
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he IS senior
partner Of the nrm OF Il. J. CHENEY d Co. doing
business in the City of Toledo. County and state
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATAHRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed in my presence
this 9Th day OF December, A. D., 1885,
A. W. GLEASON.
! NOTARY PUBLIC
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls FaRily Pills for constipation.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-08

If you want to secure the
Wichita Weekly Eagle as a
premium you have "got to hur-
ry!' Ifyou pay d dollaron sub
sCription to the Kenna Record
before Christmas you will get
the Eagle one year. Eithe r
paper will be worth more than
the money to you before the
year is out-so the other comes
absolutely free-if you get in on
time.
John Falxa spent few days
here the first of the week. to
look after his horses and repair
his fences, Made the Record Of
nee pleasant call, and advanc :
cd his subscription while here.
A card from the P. M. at Ros-
well advises that p. j. William
sons mail should go to Pecos,
Texas, from which it appears
that Mr.. Williamson has temp
orarily changed his residence.
o. F. Neil left Monday, for
Gage, Oklahoma, to be gone
likely until spring. He sub
scribed for the Record while he
was here, So as to keep p a e
with affairs at Kenna.
Hugh Jones was up from
Acme Monday, securing testi-
mony of his fathers death, in
order to collect insurance. His
father was insured for ST, 500 in
the Woodmen, and for nearly
$500 in an old line company.
Mrs. Birdwell left Sunday for
another visit with her mother.
at Portales.
Hans Candy is nursing very
lame foot. About two weeks
ago he fell 30 feet from a wind
mill tower, landing on one foot
and smashing nearly all h e
bones in that member. He is
getting along all right, but had
a close call for a more serious
case.
Buck Northcutt came home
Sunday, and expects to remain
acouple of months at least, to
assist in constructing a windmill,
for the company that organized
recently.
Charley Carmichael got back
from Oklahoma Tuesday. where
he had been for two or three
weeks.
Walter Adkins started on a
trip to Roswell yesterday, in his
new buggy. He expects to be
gone about a week.
Bob Robertson started out on
another wolf hunt yesterday.
This time he took f. l.. Smith
with him, and we can look fol
results. Uncle Frank viii show
Bobbie how the tricks done.
But We can look for roug h
weather. 1t storms every time
Bob goes ont,
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-08
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENT.

Preaching at the White Chap
ell school house every 1st and
3rd Sunday. Everybody cord
tally invited to attend.
Elder w. H. Wood.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-08
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.

Fox SALE:-Span of small mules,
ha.n ms and wagon. $50 cash
or time, if secured This Office.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1911-12-08
KoMET FLASHES.

H6 WIOl6 AOllleG ldlnlIy at
tended church on 4th Sunday,
past month. Hence the blizzard,
G. d. Spillman will preach at
Kenna second Sunday in Deem
Der, at IL a. m. Everybody
invited. The members of the
Baptist church are urgently
requested to be present without
fail, as there is business to be
looked after.
Willie Pounds can step higher
than his old white horse. A
new girl at his house, and it is
a case Of where one P oun d
weighs 8 pounds.
Mrs. Lizzie Van Dyke starved
ont at her parsOn son-in-law's,
and this week is visiting Rev.
Kyle's family.
H. B. Jones is proving up
on his fathers life insurance
policy.
7. r. Abbott is one of the best
farmers in the settlement. Like
the rest of us "greezers," he
practices dry farming. He has
a quantity of fine beans for sale,
grown the past season.
The neighbors about here are
wanting John Daniel to prove
up and leave. He is getting too
proud and overbearing Of late.
Just walks over little "fellers. !"
He is trying to find name for
his new boy. Listen, John,
name him Mcdonald.
Why did Arthur Garland
leave about the same time that
Miss Annie Green went back to
Texas! Why?
A riddle to un-rid die: "What
blows like feathers, and sticks
like wax"
Parson Spillman is actually
working these days. He is
listing his land.
j. F. Booth bought AFT emale
calf of G. d. Spillman recently.
Price $500.
We have changed the verses,
elbow We winter winds" to
BLOW your noses, But they
won't stay "blowed."
Theories on dry farming"
look fine in print. Beautiful
and plausible.
Say, Mr.. Ed, we wish we
could get snow about like that
one the Missourian smothered
the deer in on December II.
Our moisture is leaving. us pref
ty fast now.
Mrs. G. ID. Spillman has some
of the finest Rhode Island Red
chickens in this part of the
woods. If any body doubts it,
let them investigate.
That Wichita Weekly Eagle
is certainls fine paper, and so
is the Kenna Record. They are
well worth the $l.00.
Prof. Irwin, wife and baby,
Amanda Lee, drove out to Par
son Spillman's and spent the
afternoon Sunday.
j. e. Green expects to make
Final Proof sn his claim soon.
Komet CLASHES" no more.
! NaUr Knn,at
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
De: 7 IEATK 70

La reprjse de La P39ncesG del Dollar
llev6 anoche al municipal distinguido
pi1blico, que aplaudi6 a los INTERPRETERS
de la preciosa opereta. i.
Esperanza Iris y Emilio Cabello fue-
ron heroes de la jornada y ambos reco-
gleron los mejores aplausos.
La deliciosa tiple fue objeto de las
mas carinosas demostraciones del pu-
blico.
I'll baritone Cabelio, canto con su gran
maestr1a Y fu6 aclamado.
La Peral, tan esplendida como STEM
pre-, Sc hizo aplaudir cuanto quiso com
parti6 su aplausos con Llaurad0.
Estas obras no ofrecen gran lucimien-
to al bajo Marcos que tan bella yoz
posee, pero aunque sea en- papeles cpl
s0dicos, ell publico le We con gusto en-
escena y siempre lie aplalde.
Villarreal y Riera muy bien
jPor que no hace la Olga la senora
Fabregat?
De ese modo la senora Segarra que
darla vacante para bacer su papel, el
tit alma de liaves, Il que esta hacienda
Ia Srta. Ruitor
Y no es que esta 10 haga NAL, NADIA
de ESQ; esta muy graciosa, aunque en-
el m0d0 de pintarse parece aconseJada
por Tatall
La orQuesta ayudo mucho al exito, y
merece Sc lie apIauda tambi6n, con su
Director e Maestro Mario Sanchez
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02

barse aqul-dijo-es que los disparos
iban dirigidos la muier que corrla de-
lante del Dr. Bonelli- y no Sc ha pro-
bado. Ell guardia -prosigue solo ha
visto disparos, pero ha repetido aqul
que no pude precisar la direction de
la mano. Termina pidiendo nuevamen-
te e] sobreseimiento de la causa.
Ell fiscal senor Campillo Sc opone y
dice que cree haber demostrado ante la
honorable Corte el delitO de atentado d
la vida de que Sc acusa al DR.. Bonelli.
Que la denunciante 10 ha probado fran
camente Rebate con fortuna la mo-
ci0n de Diaz Navarro hizo IN deteni-
do eXamen de las declaraciones de los
testigos y la denunciante.
(Continuara.)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02

P A r A PONCE

Anoohe salieron para Ponce los ge-
nerales dominicanos senores Carlos f
Morales y Mauricio Jimenez
Sc cree que van conferenciar sobre
el actual estado politico de su pals con
ell distinguido hombre pubEco, ex-presi-
dente de la Republica dominicana, don
Y. Jimenez.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
Domingo OROZCO.


Ell captain y ell sobrecargo del Ma
nucl C&!yo", han entregado en- el alma
cen de Sobrinos de Ezquiaga, un alfiler
de corbata, de ORC con algunas piedras.
La alhaja fue hallada bordo, y esta
/; disposition de quien justifque ser su
dueiio, en- ell almac6n de Ezquiaga. en- la
Marina
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
Convene q todos

A toda persona que Sc suscriba al
BOLETIN MERCANTLL por un aIo y
nos remita en- seguida su importe de
$500, con la orden correspondence, -e
servirenos gratis el periodico por 10
que resta de 1911. La suscripci6n del
ano empezara a contarse desde 10.
Enero 1912.
ITO vacile en- darnos sus ordenes, y
pronto podra disfrutar Gle la ventaja
que le ofrecemos!
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02

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l.,,],.~.,>. - $1,000. ..,, f..Io r..,-4 :
,..>1au - !. ..aol.. =.
.~o.. !. a.,+.. .:,.<.-~1 ,n nd..,}: W.
: NIX. T..;-~ ,.-o-,> - .,.o,,. :. 49,
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.,-. - ......7. 80 ,.",-:~1, 49, ~:1..
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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
Association de PToduct0Tes de A7dcar de Puerto Rico
SECRET ARIA

Por acuerdo de la Asamblea celebrada el dla 90 de
Noviembre pasado, invita- los Senores Prope-
taros Contribuyentes de la Isla, concurrir la
reunion general que tendra efecto en- esta cudad
en- los salones de esta Association, calle de San
Francisco No. 3o altos el Domingo o de Diciem-
bre las o de la ma7ana
San Juan, P. r de Dciembre de 1917.
A. NAvARRETE
SECRETARIO
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02

Juan Morera, P. Y Sc opone Diaz
Navarro que declare este testlgo y
razona su oposici6n. FL fiscal dice no
hay motivos para que no declare Mo
reira. La Corte lie ordena declarar. La
defensa toma exception.
Dice Moreira que conocc a Maria
Luisa Pinero V que la noche de autos
la VIC Ell ell Cuartel d0nde dijo habia
lido refugiarse por lniedo a su esposo
que la iba a natar Que cuando oyo
los tres disparos & estaba acostado
: inmediatamente st leyant0 oy0 en-
la puerta una yoz que decla fuertenen-
te " Suelteme que 10 mato. " Dice que
B0nelli yenia con Eeyler y que 81 que
le quito ell revolver fue el >argento.
lace otras deelaraciones acerca dc la
hora en- que oourrio el suceso y dennis.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
UNA CIRCULAR

Los Sres. H. Mendoza hijo, de Ca
yey, nos ayisan que han constituido
una sociedad regular colectiva, que Sc
ha hecho cargo del active y passive de La
Comercial M. Castro de dicha localidad
y continuara las mismas operaciones.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
JUICIO RUIDOSO
continuation de la IRA. pagina.}

\ las ocho y yeinte 1ninutos era Yer-
daderamente impossible caminar por los
pasillos;; tai era la afuencia de gente
cue habia ayida de conocer el resUIta-
10 de este iuicio, Y de Dir los intere-
santisimos debates suscitados 4 cadn
momento por la gran snspicacia del ST.
nor fiscal de los letrados de la defen-
sa senores Herminio Diaz Navarro Y
Luis Llorens Torres. rs llamado B de
clarar ell policla insuiar Villafalle ell
cual habla tan bajo y de prisa que nos
fue materialmente impossible DIR 10 que
dijo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-12-02
De Santo Domingo
Ell PRESIDENTE INFERNO

An0ohe recibi0 ell senior Gonzalez,
Consul General de la Rep1bhca Domini-
cana Ell siguiente despacho del Secreta-
rio de Relaciones Exteriores
Hoy reuni6se Congreso para elegir
Presidente INFERNO. Fu6 electo prime
IA discussion ell senador Eladio Victoria.
Paz reina Ell el Pals
Eladio Victoria fu6 ministro de Co.
rreos y Teltgrafos b9o ell gobierno del
general Carlos F. Morales.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
LOCATED HIM RIGHT AWAY
Possibly Display Of Bill Of Gorgeous
Denomination May Have Had
Some Effect.

A southerner who was visiting st.
Louis wandered into the dining room
OF the hotel and. seeing a negro serv-
ant who had all the Importance Of an
army oficer standing near the door.
asked him who the head Niger" was
around there. The negro stretched
himself to his full height and pom
pously replied that there aint no mig
gers in st. Louis. sab. We is all
gem'men OF color"
"Well." said the southerner. drawing
a 500 bill from his pocket and finger
ing 1t. II expect to be at the hotel for
some time and want TO make sure that
! will be taken care Of"
"Oh. sah." said the negro, whose
eyes were popping from his head. did
you want to know who the head mig
ger waiter Is? That's me."-Allen-
town Call.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
Doctors Said He Would Die
A Friends Advice Saves Life

I wish to speak of the wonderful cure
that l have received from your noted
Swamp.Root, the great kidney and blad-
der cure. Last summer I was taken with
severe pains in my back and sides. I
could not breathe without difficulty and
was nearly wild with the desire to urinate.
Was compelled to do 10 every ten min
utes with the passage of pure blood with
the urine. l tried all the different doc
tors from far and near. but they said it
was no use to doctor as would die any
way. I was at the end Of my rope and
wns 80 miserable with pain and the
thought that l must die that words can.
not tell how I felt. One day friend told
me of the wonderful help she had received
from DR.. kilmer's Swamp Root. She gave
me one of your pamphlets which read
and determined to try Swamp Root. After
taking half a bottle / felt better. Have
now taken ten bottles and am well as I
ever was. thanks to Swamp Root. I wish
to tell all suffering people that have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble, that DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp Root il the best medicine on
the market.
All persons doubling this statement can
write to me and I will answer them di-
rectly, Yours very truly,
CLYDE F. CAMERER,
Rosale, Wash.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
e3rd day of July, 1909.
VERNE TOWNE, Notary Public.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
oettlno the Pace.

"Paeemaker at banquet il what
should call the unique Job" said the
city salesman. II met a man the
other day who holds that title among
the artistic eaters Of the town.
He doesn't make any money BY It
directly. but It pays for most Of his
meals. He got tho Job through his
ability to chew at Just the right
tempo.
He doesn't lag. he doesn't bolt At
all big dinners whore persons OF differ.
ent habits arc brought together some
one with an even jaw movement who
can set the pace In eating facilitates
the progress Of the meal.
This man is not labeled pncemaker
at those Affairs. yet his air Of knowing
the polite tempo in mastication i'm
presses the other diners and they try
TO initiate him. Laggards hurry. the
swift delay. Walters keep an eye on
him. because they have been told to.
and when he finishes a course they
clear the table,
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
Snakes In Prohibition Maine.

Snakes emptied two saloons in Port,
land OF the crowds OF customers n few
evenings ago. A nonresident ordered
box of snakes sent to him from the
south for the purpose OF cleaning out
a vast number OF rats from his place.
The snakes were given chance to
demonstrate their rat killing ability
and tho large snake destroyed Is In
few minutes. The snakes were then
taken to two different saloons and In
a few minutes cleared them of the
crowd Kcnnecbec Journal.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
"cAMPiNG IN THE ROCKIES"

The Joys OF outdoor life in the
Rocky mountains are pictured and de-
scribed in new booklet Issued by the
Passenger Department. Denver and
Rio Grande Railroad. entitled Camp
ing in the Rockies" The story is sup
plemented by some estimates. show
ing the cost OF outing tours In Colo
RADIO, Utah and New Mexico. which in.
cludes railroad. hotel. carriage and
other incidental expenses. Space 10
also devoted to camping conveniences.
sites, supplies, suggestions and sea-
cons.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
HoMEsEEkERS ExCU r s o N
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.
ING 1911.

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail-
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to great many
points In New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
25 days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information.
rates, etc. call on your nearest Colo
RADIO and Southern agent or address T.
f. Fisher. General Passenger Agent.
Denver, Colo.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
She EorQot.

A young woman who forgets faces
very easily and is painfully conscious
of so doing. was riding in an open car
one summer day. She felt hand ON
her shoulder and heard voice say
ing. II beg your pardon, but you
have forgotten-"
"Oh, not at ALL | remember you
very WE'LL" hastily interrupted the
other, whereas the lady OF the hand
at once Strengthened up and. In .
most frigid tone. said: II have not
the pleasure OF your acquaintance,
but you have forgotten to button your
waist"
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14

all. T>s place was desirable, In that
It was not far-five or six miles-from
the country place Of the Haldano fam
lily. 1t was bought completely fur-
nished, and the staf Of servants previ-
ously employed was retained.
Gormly knew from the clipping bu'
reau that 1t was the custom OF the
Haldanes to pass the Christmas holi-
days at their country place. He had
seen Miss Haldane rather less ire
quently of late, because the work AZ
the settlement house was now so far
advanced that 1t was merely Q matter
Of carrying out the plans decided upon
and spending the money so generously
placed In her hands by him. which
did not need much consultation. 30.
on the vain hope that chance might
throw him in touch with her. Gormly
decided also to occupy for the Christ
mas season his lonely cottage-it was
called = cottage. although It was moro
like a baronial mansion than anything
eise-on the Long Island shore.
1t was showing hard the evening OF
his arrival the day before Christmas.
and Gormly did not like snow. He
had bitter memories intermingled
with q storm. and the sight OF the
white, ice covered. snow clad fields
filled him with unpleasant remtnis'
cences.
Since he had bought the estate
through the faithful Chaloner. he bad
not seen It himself. Therefore. after
tho excellent dinner which had been
provided BY his new chef and served
by his now butler. he determined upon
careful inspection Of his residence
They had advanced - rar ~ the u
brary when the familiar tnklo Of the
telephone made them pause.
"See who it is. Beals." said tho mas.
ter Of the house.
Its from the keeper Of the lodse
gate. sir" he said. turning and look.
ing toward his master. He says that
there's . party down there stalled in
an automobile. They can't get on in
the snow. They'd like to come up to
the house. There are ladies IN the
party. and"
Tell them to como up by all means
at once" said 0ormly.
Beg pardon. Sir" returned the but.
ler. but you know its half . mile by
the road. and it'll be terrible watkins
for the ladies in such weather a
this"
Quite So" returned Gormly. what
does the stable affordr'
There's the station wagon and the
pair that brought you over. sir. Those
are all that are there"
Yes. l remember. That's all told
Chaloner to send down. not expecting
to- Well. have that hitched up and
telephone them that q conveyance will
be at the lodge in q few moments: :
that I should be glad to have them
come to the house at once"
by the way" he asked. did you
find out the names Of the people?"
Yes. SIR" answered the butler. 1T
was Mr.. Haldane and his party"
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
SvNoPsIs.

A nooI1ah young tsnderfoot becomes
0r,znkon peospsctoe in . western mining
eDWA- Thsy prspaF0 TO slops In . blind
ing BLIZZARD but ass confrontsd BY the
0aDdnn HUSBAND He 10 shot BY tie
Vffo. but ths ohiva1roas boy pins .
note to the body taking tho crime
upoa hinnoaH In their night to the
railroad station tho Woman's horse
calls s1hanstsd: the youth puts hsr
On his own and follows hanging 70 tho
0ti15up strap Seeing he - an ipnpodi-
Ra04, tho woman thFugtD haf escort into
~ stumblas into the railroad station Just
- the train beam the woman away.
FWsnty-nvs years latsr. this man, 0eorss
0ormly. b . multi-nAlliooaire in New
YORK.
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14


bitter and determined attack upon
their franchises and upon their meth
DDS. They knew. of course. that they
held the aldermen in their hands:
that in their close alliance with the
Sschem society. the organisation that
ran things. they could pass anything
they wanted in defiance Of any public
sentiment whatsoever.
Gormly had made ono blunder: but
like q brilliant soldier he had sue
ceeded in turning It to his advantage.
Ono advertisement was succeeded by
another. Tho Gotham Freight Trac-
ton company was made the subject Of
scathing criticism and bitter attack
Of which the Sachem society and the
party in power came in for q large
share. And men everywhere began
asking what was to be done about It.
In previous campaigns the party out
Of power had been led BY = series Of
foelorn hopes, men enthusiastic in
their devotion to the cause Of reform
and not noted for much Of anything
else. Tho leaders Of the outs took no
tics of 0ormly. Inquiries began to
b made about him: his business
methods were investigated: his re-
sources were discussed: his character
was analyzed: bis career made the
subject Of study. From being merely
. name attached to . familiar institu-
ton. ho became within ono month ono
Of the great personalities Of New
York. Tho situation was intoxicating
Incidentally, he did not lose in the
~ hv 10
exploitation Of himself, which he had
80 cleverly managed that no one
dreamed It was due to his own motion.
Even in those exclusive circles in
which Miss Haldane moved. which are
ordinarily Indifferent to any happen
in9s on this side Of the terrestrial
sphere. some account Of Gormly and
his doines. penetrated. That he was
rich and bachelor were the most In
terestins facts which appealed to this
set Men and women there began to
inquire as to who he was. 1t was Miss
Haldane's privilege and pleasure to
enlighten them 30 far as she could.
without betraying the nature q their
confidential relation.
There were several papers on the
side Of the administration. which were
owned and controlled by the party in
power. that would have been glad
indeed to have discredited Gormly:
but the closest scrutiny revealed moth
ing in his life that could be used for
that purpose. Where he had come
from was not known: but for the last
quarter Of century at least his
course had been traced with consid-
cradle accuracy. and indeed there was
little Of It that was not discovered
md disclosed to the eager public. He
was quite willing to talk about the
Gotham Freight Traction company or
any matter Of public moment. but for
the rest he was unshakably silent. His
early past, therefore. was a mystery:
but the interest IN a mystery that has
no special bearing upon the present
soon dies out
Then Gormly did an unusual thing
for him. He purchased a country
place on Long Island. This received
no mention in the public press. be-
cause tho whole matter had been han
died BY the invaluable Chaloner. and
Gormly's name had not appeared at
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
The Wise Tailor.

But look here. Snip" said Slow
pay, you haven't put any pockets in
these trousers. What's the matter
with you?"
"Why, Mr.. Slowpay." replied the
man OF clothes. II was going to sug'
gest that in case you ever had any
thing to put into them you send 1t on
to us to keep for you"
The Ordway new era., 1911-07-14
Retribution.

The poet Wordsworth, stricken In
years, had been put on the pension
list.
IF that MEANS" he said. that they
want me to stop writing. they'll have
to make it more than $1,000 year."
So he kept on writing, and a year
later the blow fell.
They made him poet laureate.