Gilpin observer., 1911-06-29
OBSERVATIONS


shadow Of suspicion.
A word to the cook is sufficient
to cause her to look up new Job.
The most pleasant way. to live
in city is to live in a suburb.
We generally admire fighter, but
pity the man who fights the newt
able.
It's peculiar that SO few of the un-
usually bright children ever get to be
presidents.
A French naturalist says that snails
snore. That is somethingt we've never
heard before.
We are admonished that the Japs
will bear watching. We could name
some others that won't.
We note by an exchange that Nor
gan is leaving Europe. That must
be an oversight on his part.
The anarchists are Jealous, but
they don't get anywhere. There is al
ways someone ready to take a king
job.
Uncle Sam believes in casting bat
tleships upon the waters. They seem
to return every few weeks-for re-
pair.
English women say American wo-
men don't know how to walk. They
know how to run their bubbles, how
ever.
The piano trust is said to be in
danger of breaking up. Probably, be-
cause the members don't work in
accord.
If Mr.. Carnegie is sincere about dy-
ing poor, why don't he start a har-
EN- and buy his wives all the hats
they want.
Early training and surroundings af-
feet persons later life. The father
of the Wright boys is a preacher
a sky pilot.
A criticizer of Roosevelt says he
is not original. 1t is true that in
holy writ will be found the state
ment that "all men are liars"
A Canadian scientist makes the
bold assertion that steam is the
cause of crime. The janitor must hav
been holding him up again.
The English law says a man is en-
titled to his wife's savings. But Eng
lish husbands have the good sense
not to stand too much on their rights
We anticipate an issue of postage
stamps directly advertising the San
Francisco exposition. Those San Fran
ciscans are some stickers themselves.
One thing about making love in an
automobile, you can cover more
ground in a given time than you
could in the old-fashioned horse, and
buggy way.
DR.. Cook says he has discovered
that lots of folks don't believe he
was ever at the pole. It's shame.
but even then there were others
ahead CT him.
A religious body has been formed
in Boston that practices the eating
of dirt. The members can't expect
to keep their souls white as snow
that way.
Professor Pickering says he will
send message to Mars for ten. mil
lion dollars. He might send the mes
sage, but we'll bet Mars won't send
the money.
kissing Another Mans Wife Cost
Him His Life" is the headline in a
daily. The increased cost Of living
is more serious matter than we
mad supposed.
When rules Of the air are put in
force We presume it will be strictly
understood that the machine that has
taken tumble has the right Of way
over all others.
Sing Sing must be place where
they put people who insist on exer-
cising their vocal cords at the hour
when others in the same flat build
ing wish to retire.
When we think of what an influ-
ence the unwritten law has we are
more than ever firmly convinced that
we have lots of laws that would be
better off the statute books.
An anarchist says IL he could get
to Japan he would blow up the
whole blooming government. He
might learn something to his advant-
age by corresponding with Capt. Hob
son.
DR.. Pingdix says nearly everyone
will be crazy 25O years from now.
In that event. we may expect that
the world will be flooded at that
time with the same kind of predic-
tions as this one.
A university physics faculty recent
ly demonstrated that the earth still
rotates on its axis. This will greatly
relieve the great mental strain many
Of us have been under since congress