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The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
COFFEE CONGESTION
Causes a Variety Of Ails.

A happy old lady in Wisconsin
says:
During the time l was a coffee
drinker was subject to sick head
aches. sometimes lasting or days.
totally uniting me for anything.
To this affliction was added, some
years ago, trouble with my heart
that was very painful. accompanied
by smothering sensation and faint
ness.
Dyspepsia, also, came to make life
harder to bear. took all sorts of pat
ent medicines but none of them helped
me for any length Of time.
"The doctors frequently told me
that coffee was not good for me; but
without coffee felt as If l had no
breakfast 1 finally decided about 2
years ago to abandon the use Of cof-
fee entirely. and as l had read a great
deal about Postum 1 concluded to try
that for a breakfast beverage.
Il liked the taste of 1t and was par
ucularly pleased to notice that it did
not come up as coffee used to. The
bad spells with my heart grew less
a1Ao iSoo liSpuShI, anu ludliy CSdSeu
altogether. and have not had an at
tack of sick headache for more than
year. My digestion is good, too, and
/ am thankful that / am once more
healthy woman. l know my wonder
full restoration to health came from
quitting coffee and using Postum"
Name given by the Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's q reason" and 1t is this.
Coffee has a direct action on the liver
with some people. and causes partial
congestion Of that organ preventing
the natural outlet of the secretions.
Then may follow biliousness, sallow
skin. headaches. constipation and final
ly a change of the blood corpuscles
and nervous prostration.
Read the little book. 1.-THE Road to
Wellville." in pkgs. There's a Rea-
SON"
Ever read the above letterf new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, aAd full of humaa
Interest.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Symptom. Were There.

"You husband might have a little
solid food directly he begins to mend"
said the doctor. But how am to
tell?" inquired the anxious wife.
1.-THE convalescent stages OF infu-
enza," replied the doctor. ARE marked
by slight irritability."
The next day he called and found
the patients wife radiant. when /
refused to order his steak and onions" !"
she explained, "he came into the
kitchen and smashed fourteen soup
plates and dinner service: so. OF
course l sent out for steak at once
Stray Stories.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Pointed Paraoraphs.

Few men give as cheerfully as they
receive.
No man likes to hear woman
praise another man.
Ever notice what funny names the
people In a strange town have?
II kisses were poisonous. only few
girls would live to graduate.
If you would discover a mans sore
spot, keep quiet and let him talk.
There is one woman a man can de-
pend upon under all circumstances
his mother.
And vanity may be thinking things
about yourself that other people
would never think Of thinking.-Chi-
cago News.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

The wonders of the Rockies are de-
scribed and pictured in beautiful
brochure just issued by the Denver &
Rio Grande Railroad, entitled "Around
the Circle" written by Mr. Edwin L.
Sabin, the well known author, and H.
lustrated with photographs by jack
son, Beam, Smith, Mcclure and other
wefi known Rocky Mountain land
scape artists. geographically and
pictorially the publication rs one of
the handsomest issued for free dis
tribution by any railroad. while from
a literary standpoint the story is far
better than the usual run Of railroad
booklets.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Too Fresh;

"Will you promise to support my
daughter in the style in which she is
accustomed II consent to your mar
riage?" demanded old Skinflint. when
Dolby made his formal proposal.
well, In promise to be tolerably
close with her, Mr.. Skinfint." said
Dolby. but you know, I'm soft
hearted cuss. and I'm afraid she'll be
able to wheedle few things out of
me that you were strong enough to re-
fuse her."-Judge.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Busted

Many man goes broke-in Health
then wealth. Blames his mind
says 1t don't work right; but oil tho
time it's his 6oayeks. They don't work
liver dead and the whole system gets
clogged with poison. Nothing kills
good, clean-cut brain action like con-
stipation. CASCARETS will relieve
and cure. Try 1t now. ~
CAScARETS Ito boz for woke
treatment. Aidruggsts- Biggest seller
In tho world. Million boxes . month.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
SPORT.

The first continued flight from
London to Paris in an aeroplane has
been made.
BY a score of seven to four. the
Omaha Western League club de-
feated Lincoln of the same league.
President McGill of Denver an
nounced the purchase of Lee Quillen,
a third baseman, from the Brooklyn,
Nationals.
Washington punched three hits in
the sixth inning and with Cunning
hams triple and Miller's single in
the eighth defeated Boston to 2.
Aviator Lansor flew in an aero
plane from the aviation field at
Kiewit to the Belgian capital. Brus-
sells, carrying his three sisters as pas
sengers.
Captain ]. Hardness Lloyd of the
All-English polo team, which is to
play the American team for the inter
national championship, arrived in New
York from England, accompanied by
Herbert Wilson. one of his players.
The national balloon race will start
from Kansas City July 10th, accord
ing to arrangements complete be.
tween George NJ. Myers. president of
the local Aero club. and the Aero
Club Of America, with headquarters
in New York.
In the annual boat races between
crews of the University Of California
and Stanford university, decided on
the Oakland Estuary at Alameda, Stan
ford won the freshman race over
three-mile course. by one length. Time
0:16.
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Preponderanee Of Evidence.

Sorry" said the constable. but
Ill have to arrest ye-yOu been driv-
in along at the rate of fifty miles an
hour"
you are wrong. my friend.' said
the driver. II say wasn't. and here's
a ten-dollar bill that says 1 wasn't.
"All right" returned the constable,
pocketing the money. with eleven
to one against me amt goip' to SUBJ
1ect the county to TIL expense OF a
trial."
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
GEN ERaI.


A shortage in the ice crop and in.
crease In freight rates is held respon-
sible for threatened raise in ice
prices.
Theodore Roosevelt has returned
home to New York from seven
weeks tour of the West and middle
West.
John C. Stubbs, vice president and
direction of traffic of the Hartman
lines, Of Chicago, has resigned his
place.
Alexander Doty, sixteen. lost his life
trying to save his chum. Osborne Dar-
by, eighteen, with whom he had gone
boating on Lake Michigan.
Eighty.five thousand persons trav-
eled from eastern cities to points to
the Pacific coast during the thirty-five
days period ending April 10th.
On the ground that 1t was special
Legislation, the Pennsylvania eight
hour law was declared unconstitution.
al by the State Supreme Court.
The directors of the Metropolitan
opera house in New York. have decid-
ed to raise the price of orchestra and
other circle chairs from S. to Sc.
The United States is spending $780,
100000 in fortifying the Hawaiian
Islands, making the whole insular
possession the Gibraltar of the Pa
cific.
Gen. w. S. Muse, sixty-eight years
old, U. S. NJ c., retired, died at Cam"
bridge, Nd. He entered the marine
corps in the Civil War as second lieu
tenant.
A newspaper to be published in the
interest of the tramp is the latest
fancy to emerge from the brain of DR..
James Eads How, the millionaire
tramp.
DR.. B. Clarke Hyde. convicted of the
murder of Colonel Thomas H. Swcpe,
millionaire philanthropist at Kansas
City, has been granted a new trial by
the Missouri Supreme Court.
DR.. Daniel X. Pearson, Chicago's
distinguished philanthropist, cele-
brated his ninety-first birthday by dis
tributing 100000 among educational
institutions and for missionary work.
Fearing that his five-year-old son
William, would not recover from an
com. farm hand of Hohokus. N. j.,
slashed the boys throat as he lay on
his sick bed, with razor.
Six were killed, one fatally injured
and twelve other seriously hurt at the
Midvale steel works at Wayne juno.
-bnn fai N Wi
molten steel gave way. the liquid
splashing over more than score of
the employees.
In driving the last interlocking steel
piles OF the last of the twenty caissons
forming the inclosing wall of the huge
cofferdam, surrounding the wreck of
the battleship Maine. at Havana, the
first stage in the work of renewing the
shattered remains of the warship has
been concluded.
Michael S. Link, Honest Mike, the
third Democratic Illinois legislator to
confess that he accepted a bribe of
81 900 to vote for United States Sen.
ator William Lorimer, was found dead
in the bathroom of his home in Mitch
ell, Ill.
Tom l.. Johnson, twice congressman
from the Twentyfirst Ohio district.
four times mayor of Cleveland. cham
pion of three-cent street railway fare
and leading advocate Of the single
tax theory of the late Henry George.
died after long illness. He was fifty
seven.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Couldn't Forget II.

Saturday night some miscreant
lugged off whole cord Of my wood.
and somehow I can't forget about 1t, j"
declared Silas.
Have you tried to forget IT." In
quired his friend.
"Yes. Sunday morning 1 went to
church, hoping 1 could get 1t off my
mind, and before had been there five
minutes the choir started In singing
The Lost Chord SO got out"
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Embroyo Architect.

A popular conception of the archt-
tect's failing in completing house
within the estimate is illustrated In
the story of the proud father who
though he discerned great architec-
tural talent in his 6-year-old son.
why" asked neighbor, docs he
draw well?"
mo" replied the father, "but he
started few days ago to build a
hen-coop at an estimated cost OF 65
cents, and it has already cost me about
$3.50.-Metropolitan Magazine.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Tho Facts In the Case.

Old man Aesop was writing his
famous fable about the Fox and the
Grapes, when the fox happened along
and looked over his shoulder.
Observing the nub of the fable, the
fox laughed raucously and remarked:
Foxes are not vegetarians."
"That is what makes this all the
more fabulous" replied Aesop, folding
up the fable and preparing to mail 1t
to his subscribers.-Judge.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Deaths From wild Beasts In india.
Wild beasts and snakes were the
cause of 21.904 deaths in India in
1908. Tigers killed 900 people. leop-
ards 302. wolves 269, other wild ami.
mails $50. and snakes 1878. while
1926 wild animals and 70.494 snakes
were destroyed
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
cure for Hl. py.pep.y.

Hogan-Phwat makes ye swally all
your dinner in two minutes. Grogan7
Are yez atm on bet?
Grogau-Its for the good av mo
dyspepsy. Moike. Sure the docther
ould me to rist an hour after atm.
and how else am OF goin' to git the
hour of rist In onless OF ate loike tho
divil?"
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Reckless Gambling.

I'm afraid my husband is develop
ing the gambling instinct" sobbed the
bride.
Whats the matter. dear? Has he
been playing poker?"
mo, but yesterday he offered to
match pennies with Brother Frank to
determine which one should pay the
car fare."-Detroit Free Press.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Sore Throat is no trifling ailment II
may carry disease germs to any part Of
the body through the food you eat. When
you feel sore throat coming on. use Ham
Inns Wizard Oil.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
Too Weak to Stand,

First Critic-Seems to me that the
humor of Bronson's play is-er-well,
dragged In, SO to speak.
Second Critic Dragged in!
Shouldn't wonder-it's unconscious.
Boston Transcript.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Constipation slowly impairs the general
health-Garfeld Tea corrects constipation
and benefits the entire system.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
InrcImInatIno Evidence.

Employer-"Yes. may employ
you. but where are your references?"
Servant-I tore 'em up"
Employer-"Tore them upr But
why?"
servant-"You wouldn't ask. II
you'd read EN-"
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
No Doubt About IL.

Teacher Ito new pupir-"Why did
Hannibal cross the Alps. nv little
manw
My Little Man-"For the same
reason as the 'en crossed tn road.
Yer don't catch me with no puzzles"
Sydney Bulletin.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

DR.. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. Constipation is the cause of many
diseases. Cure the cause and you cure
the disease. Easy to take.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
OF course.

why are hotel bellboys called But
tons?"
Because they're always of when
you need 'em most"
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
High and Dry.

How did you fire Banque from
your club?"
I'VE didn't have to do such pain
full thing. old chap. We all resigned
and formed new club"
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Man without patience is the lamp
without oil: pride in a rage is a bad
counsellor.-A. de Musset.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Mrs winsIow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums reduces innAmmA-
lion, allnys pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Garfield Tea contains no harmful drugs.
Composed of Herbs it is an ideal laxative.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
The Ono Destination.

The Ono 0estInatIon.
as there any Aeld for new poets?"
"Yes. potter's eld."-Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

1t is the doing. not the saying. that
makes the hero.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
ILLIrERArE MAGISTRATE.

New Magistrate-What's the next
case?
Police Sergeant-John Smith alias
Williams.
New Magistrate-Ladies first. al
ways. Let Alice Williams take the
stand.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Ignorance of ones misfortune is
clear gain.-Euripides.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Whatever you lose. you should reck-
on Of no account.-Publius Syrus.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

Laugh at a fool and he imagines
that you are laughing with him.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

hams Vegetable Compound was rec
commended, and after taking three bot
ties she has regained her health. thanks
to your medicine. can recommend ID
for all female troubles. Mrs. l.. A.
CoRKRAN. 1103 Rutland Street. Balti
more, Md.
Hundreds Of such letters from moth
ers expressing their gratitude for what
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has accomplished for them havo
been received by the Lydia +. Pinkhan
Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass.
Young Girls, Heed This Advice.
Girls who are troubled with painful
or irregular periods, backache, head
ache, dragging-down sensations. faint
Ing spells or indigestion, should take
immediate action and be restored to
health by Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound Thousands have been
restored to health by its use.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, for advice, free.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
NEWS TO DATE
IN PARAGRAPHS
CAUGHT FROM THE NETWORK OF
WIRES ROUND ABOUT
THE WORLD.
DURING THE PAST week
REC Ord OF IMPORTANT EVENTS
CONDENSED FOR BUSY
PEOPLE,.
WESTERN

Col. Charles M. o'Connor and the
Sixth cavalry. stationed at Fort Des
Moies, have left Des Moines for Arizo.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21
MY
DAUGHTER
WASCURED
By Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Baltimore, MIDI send you hers-
with the picture of my fifteen year old

Qaugnter Alice, VINO
was res tored to
health by Lydia Il
'Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. She
was pale, with dark
circles un der her
eyes, weak and irrt-
table. Two diferena
doctors treated heH
and called 1t Green
Sickness, but sho
grew worse all tho
Time lydia f. Pink.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

To save and beautify the
teeth, remove tartar and
prevent decay.
To disinfect the mouth, de-
stroy disease germs, and
purify the breath.
To keep artificial teeth and
bridgework clean, odorless
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

To remove nicotine from the teeth and
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate perspiration and body
odors by sponge bathing.
The best antiseptic wash known
Relieves and strengthens tired, weak,
inhamedeyes. Heals sorethroat, wounds
and cuts. 25 and 50 cts. a box. druggists
or by mail postpaid. Sample Free.
THE PAXTON TOILET Co, BOSTON. .MAss.
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

A shortage in the ice crop and in
crease In freight rates is held respon-
sible for threatened raise in ice
The Springfield herald., 1911-04-21

0ATEuTc Fortunes made in patents. Pro-
~ hU y tect yourldeas Our "a page book free.
Fitzgerald & Co., Box X, Washington, ID. c.
W. N. w., DENVER, NO. 1e-1s11.
, 1911-03-23

SARATOGA, WYoMINe.-Situated on the North Platte River, on the
line of the Saratoga & Encampment Railway, Population, 1000,
Altitude. 67S5 feet. 1t is the site of the Medical Hot Springs, the
waters of which are a sure specific for all blood and skin diseases.
rheumatism, stomach, liver and kidney disorders. Temperature of
water l38 degrees. Saratoga is also the center of the finest trout
fishing grounds in the World. Not only the North Platte River
teens with Rainbow, Brook and Salmon trout, but the numerous
tributaries of that stream re alive with fish. Saratoga is the center
of an agricultural country of 100000 acres of the best agrcul-
tural land in the west. The soil and climate ar adapted to the
growth of alfalfa wheat, oats, barley, all kinds of small fruits and
vegetables The Saratoga Valley is the finest stock raising country
in the United States. The Sierra Madre range on the west and the
Medicine Bow range of mountains m the east, are full of copper,
gold and silver, which is being developed rapidly. Ali of the re-
sources of the valley center at Saratoga, which is certain to become
one of the greatest towns @" the west. For information address, The
Saratoga Commercial Club, The Saratoga State Bank, The First Ma
tonal Bank or the Saratoga Sun.
, 1911-03-23
An Abundance OF Water For The Coming Summer

That this valley will have an abundant supply of water for irriga-
ton purposes during the coming summer is attested by the fact that
the amount of snow, in both the Medicine Bow range and the Sierra
Madre mountains will equal that of two years ago, when we had such
very high water in the North Platte River. From Rambler Dillon
and other mining camps in the Sierra Madre and Gold Hill in the
in the Medicine Bow range, comes the report that the snow in both
ranges runs from 7 to 20 fee. in depth. At Gold Hill the average
depth, both in the timber, and in the numerous parks in that beauti-
full region, the snow lies from Z to IL feet and is soHdly packed. so
that it will be a long time in melting, thus assuring plenty of water
until late in the summer. The occasional warm spells of weather,
during the past winter when the wind blew over the snow, have served
to settle it over both ranges until it is almost as hard as ice.
There will be one great danger should the weather continue warm
after the snow starts to melt. In that case the water would come
down in a tremendous food and do great damage to ranches and farms
along the North Platte river as well as to all points where the river is
in the habit OF wreaking it's vengeance in times past.
, 1911-03-23

Newton Doggett, who is employed
in the Walcott Mercantile COMPANY,
store at that place, was up Friday 81
avisit to his bome people.
Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor Pennock wen
up to the Sullivan ranch or Cod
creek Monday on a visit to the good
people of that place, returning yes
terday.
Mrs. Geo. E. Meason was in tow,
Sunday and as the day was fine. sb,l
took her mother, Mrs. Robert Good
man, out to the ranch with her for |
weeks stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank White enterl
tanned Mrs. Nellie NJ. Hugus, Mrl
and Mrs. W. B Hngus, MIR. and Mrs
Harry F. Kiucaid and Rev. Forde all
dinner Sunday.
C. B. Bcyce, the County Assessor
was up in this part of the county
Friday and Saturday. He was en-
tertained at dinner, Friday evening"
by Mr. and Mrs. Sto,er.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben. A. Kidding and
their daughters, Mary and Ruth, ac.
companie by Mr.. and Mrs. Stone.
hooker were down Sunday to attend
service in the Presbyterian church.
Mrs. E. s. Judd will open the
Riverside restaurant next Tuesday
the 18th, with a big dinner. Sh.
will be glad TO have the ranch people
stop at her place while in town
Fred. Clark. the book-kerper of the
Saratoga State Bank, has sold his re,
sidence in Riverside addition to Mrs
Ekdahl aud the latter took pos,
session of the property yesterday.
Mrs. Fanny b. Lee entertained
Mrs. L D. Peck and daughters Miss
Florence Peck aud Mrs Edwin Pen.
mock, and Geo. Sullivan and daught r
Margaret, at dinner Friday.
w. f. Jones, of Walcott, is stop
ring here taking the baths. Last
fall he had the misfortune to break
his leg and he spent the winter in a
hospital. He is around on crutches
at this time.
o E. Ekdahl came in from VAN
suffer Tuesday. He says his focks
are doing well on the desert and the
winter has been all that any one
could ask. He left for Wamsutter
again this morning.
Walter Bush, the electrician from
Ohio, who was here to visit his broth
er, ]. A. H. Bush, left for his home
Saturday morning. He was accom-
panied as far as Denver by his broth
er, who returned home yesterday.
Elmer Francis arrived from the
tie camp Sunday, having been called
here by the severe illness of his
brother Oliver, who is suffering with
inflamatory rheumatism, but is i'm
proving at this time.
Mrs. w. E. Sears and Mrs. Frank
Huston, came down from Cow creek
on Wednesday to visit a few days and
attend the dance the 18th. Mr.. Sears
came down after them Saturday and
took them back up. Mr.. Sears does
not think Spring has come, but looks
for much bad weather yet. He eI'
! poets to feed 125 tons of hay to bis
cattle before turning out time.
, 1911-03-23
Omaha Land Show Next October

The Sun calls attention to the article in another column, contain
ing an interview with M. B. McKillip. We believe almost ever,
one will realize the great Importance of Saratoga and the entire valley
getting in on that show. We should not be behind the rest of the
state, especially when W" a produce just as good grains, hay ano
vegetables as they can anywhere in Wyoming. 1t is absolutely GER
tain that we must not let the October Land Show 90 by without beine
in it. Keep this in mind and wien the time comes a strong pull
and a pull altogether will enable us to make a showing in Omaha mex
October Is will astonish the natives. We can do it-and we MUST
do it.
, 1911-03-23

Dispatches from New York City bring the intelligence that the
Pain Fireworks Company of that city has gone into voluntary bank
rupicy as a result of the campaign of the press for a "Sane Fourth of
July" 1t is truly piiful, in n sense of the word, to read over
the companys petition for dissolution, in which it sets forth its as
sets and liabilities. Among the former is S2360. which it claims is
all the money it has with which to day pressing liabilities. 1t COM
plains that since the movement for "Sane Fourth" has spread over
the country the business of making fireworks is no longer profitable.
The company has judgements against it for the sum of $2ll 900, each
and every n caused by some accident or damage caused by the pre-
mature explosion of some frework manufactured by them. This
step just serves to show how soon the American people will come to
their sense when the press begins to show the situation up.