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Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25

To any ship In air
When reindeer travel twice as fast
And so just anywhere.
guess we know. and II he'd thought
His pets were running slow
or course he'd used a railroad train
A hundred years sgo
I'm going TO leave a note for him
TO knock upon our pane,
Then Tom can see he's much too -
To use an aeroplans.
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25
The Female Of the Species
BY JAMES w. MCGEE.

10
a nightfai the train,
fellows the mild dsdan
He
For III of he is lie
n IS things he
the OF a
He possibly explain along
the deadly the male
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25

about themselves
and their affairs.
This IL n hard
saying, and prob
ably the reason
that more Of us
never have any low
ing cups presented
to US by an admir-
ing public is be-
cause II takes a
courage that is
nothing less than
sublime to keep
silence concerning
our own perfectly
Fascinating selves,
the while we listen
to some deadly
dull bore maunder
on about his mis-
cradle belongings
a nd two-penny
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25

In work OF art nothing can be unim
portant.-s MIdsloy.
Our best deeds are tained with earthly
NOTWITHSTANDING Otter
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25
The Christmas Baby
by MINNA IRVING.

We had the incest Christmas day
We ever had; the tree,
with candy. toys and picture books,
was full as II could be.
There wasn't room for one thing more
Which was the reason. maybe
That Santa Claus in mammals room
Just had TO put the baby
I got lovely set OF furs
U'm nearly twelve years old,
And Bobby got a soldier suit,
Trimmed up with red and gold
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25
f7iEG9HH75t
ssNEWTT

An nerop'ane tails year.
guess ToEl tn,nAs because he's four
And I an only th.ee
He's bis enough to make ms b'llevO
Tho stories he tells ME.
Now. don't you think II you'd whip
That cracked at dead Of night,
And owned q trusty sleigh with bells
And runners shining bright.
You'd hate 10 try to be a bird
And fall and smash your wings
And break the hearts Of boys and girl
That prayed for toys and things2
told my dollie, and she says
She saw him n q dream,
And he was filling up his sleigh
And Harvesting his team.
I'm sure he'd never trust himself
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25

III the first aid to popularity is TO re-
frain from talking about yourself the
next step in the art of being liked is TO
lend an interested and sympathetic ear
while other people discourse endlessly
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25

A little mite. all pink and white,
They let me take a peep,
Where in his satin blankets blue
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25
THE BUSY HUSBAND
IN nrrtnn nrnlrN.

Now, for heavens sake he quiet
While | call my better half,
For she'd surely raise riot
II she heard you fellows laugh
Give me twenty three o-seven,
That you. dear? Well, this Is Ned
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25
SANTA VIA AERoPLANE

ny Percy shaw. aaAd
MY hFothe. Tom says Santa Ciaus
Has sold his eight reindeer.
And that he'll bring his presents IN
Omaha daily bee., 1911-12-25

yourself as a domestic martyr.
To hear her name sent up over
telephone was a guarantee of an hour
blissfuI DELIGHT in descantinu ilpon vol
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
MoRTUARY.


The funeral OF Miss Maria Heller.
inc Towel. who died saturday after.
noon after n lingering illness, was
held this afternoon from the home
Of her brother-in-lnw. DIR. Edward
Mcqueen Gray, on North Walter
street. Ths services were private.
Mas Touzel leaves her sister, Mrs.
v. Mcqueen Gray. and Dr. Gray. her
brother -ln-inw.
Miss Touael was the eldest child Of
Colonel Perciyal Tonxel. OF the Innis-
killing regiment aud was named
after a grandfather. General Helle
1,ouzes, OF dIiantre. Jersey. Cen
cral TouKel was the head OF an an
cient Normandy family. Miss TouEel
was born In Cape Colony. where her
father was IA command. tust n month
lrns than 90 years ago. she was oi
q distinguished Irish family. on the
maternal side OF the house. the
Wolfcs OF ForenRuRRta. end was the
Erand-nince OF Niscount Kilwardcd.
the second OF the title. She was also
the grand nieco Of the third earl Of
Normandy. General Wolfe. eaptor VI
Quebec. was member OF the FAM
lly.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20

and ali Of the nrw boxes viii be In
stalled In the lowlands. The wisdom
~ this ~ evident. as In mixing the
two styles up on the same circuit this
advantages OF the new boxes would
be ncutraliKed
The Nash Electrical supply COM
pany IL az work sirlnglnR the new
wire and this part Of the work ~ cx-
pccted 10 be finished before the end
Of the week. That done. an expert
will be sent by the manufacturers 20
properly snpcrlntend the remainder
OF tho installation. The entire sys-
tom ~ being equipped with new wire.
as che old wire was OF various sizes
and often down nftor wind storm.
II n calculated that the system WIN
be ready for use within two weeks at
the latest.
New batteries VIII be supplied and
the old equipment viii be either sold
To some smaller town or kept In COM
mission TO fall back IN case OF emcr-
Gency.
The combination auto IRE engine
which was recently contracted for IL
expected by the FIRST of February and
With that the equipment viii be COM
pletc. The wagon and horses now In
the downtown house will be trans
ferrcd 60 the highlands. white the
horses there VIII be disposed Of and
tho wagon stored in the downtown
house for emergency. No horses will
be kept down town. however.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
BAPTIsMAL SERVICES
AT CHRISTIAN CHURCH

The services helng conducted by
Rev. Mark Wayne Williams az the
Gold ana broadway christian church
continue 10 attract the deepest m
ioresi, ana the meetings every even-
ing show large attendance. More
interest IL being shown ia the work
Of the church hy isn members than
a. any time In the history of the
church. ana 50 additions 20 the meIn-
bcrshlp have resulted since these
meetings have been In proeress.
There viii b. haptlamal eervicHn al
the church this evening, and a SER
mon By DR.. Williams ON the subject.
"a Declaration OF Independence"
The Vigorous ana pleasing style Of
this eloquent minister has made him
many friends and admirers tn Aibu-
aueraue and there IL no doubt tina,
the church will be crowded this
evening with people OF all denominn-
TONS anxious TO hear him preach.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
REPORT Of FAIR
ASSOCIATION WAS
MADE PUBLIC
LAST NIGHT
Manager John B. McManus'
Accounts Audited by Com
mittee, and SEAL Shown to
Be on Hand for 1919.


The report VI The First New Mexico
State Fair association was made pub
lie last night by Secretary John n.
McManus. IA shows that the fair
cost about $4,000. less about t05e
which remains M cash on hand 90
the credit Of the fair association.
The Curtirn blplane flights. which
were the main attractions OF the fair,
cast but ti700, ard undoubtedly fluffy
repaid the investment as the flights
drew the largest crowds OF any single
attraction.
The digest or the report IL m fol-
lows:
Reorganization of receipts and dis.
burscments OF the ThiTty-first An
nuai New Mexico state Fair. held
October 3 10 IA. 1911.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
MAN ACCUSED Of
BEING PULLMAN
GAR THIEF
J. G. Boyd Taken From Sleep
err in Pueblo Charged With
Attempt to Relieve Passen-
ger Of Effects.

Pueblo. Colo, Nov. 20.-Causht, Il
IL alleged, In an attempt TO rob the
Pueblo-i.eadviiie Pullman sleeping
car, attached TO Denver and Rio
GRANGE No. rs, while II stood In ths
Pueblo Union depot yards al O'Clock
this morning, J. G. Boyd. who claims
20 be a bookkeeper employed by the
Rocky Mountain Coal company OF
Denver, was grabbed by the Pullman
conductor and turned over "a Depot
Master McPheetera who sent him II
thu city jail.
Boyd had hts hands and arms inside
the lower berth occupied by NJ. "
brown. Of Buena VlHtn, when he was
discovered. II II said. He had almost
negotiated the removal OF Browns
trousers. containing his watch and
money. which had been hung In the
hammock 81 the berth, when Brown
awoke and called for help. boyd alb
soluteiy denies his guilt says that he
Was sent out by his company on a
business trip ana that he had nothing
to d. with tho attempted robbery.
boyd was first noticed by the con
ductor Of the passenger train at Colo
RADIO springs. Ho cnqnircd regarding
the stop there and asked n he would
have time 10 eat lunch. The condue-
tor Informed him that the first chancs
for lunch would be ut Pueblo whers
n long stop II made and where the
train crew usually eat. lie said that
ne would wait.
Boyd was a chalr-car passenger
but when the train stopped here he
Is said 20 have gone back to the Lead
VILE sleeper. The next step came
when Mr.. Brown discovered portion
of man In his berth and the cap.
ture OF boyd by Pullman conducto,
Nordyka followed.
Chief Special Agent Mccafferty, Of
the Deryer and Rio 0rande, was mott.
led and started 10 work on the case
Immediately The Pullman compan,
has suffered heavily recently through
the loss OF valuables belonging to pas.
sengere and 4 IL proposed to slft tbs
case to the bottom.
boyd was aweated In the ONCE oi
chief McDeFHott this morning H
appeared highly lnsulted because Of
his arrest and declared that he wal
absolutely Innocent He carried I
special form OF half rate ticket which
he says was obtained for him BY IN,
company which he claims TO repre-
sent
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
FRUIT GROWERS TO
URGE PASSAGE Of
SPRAYING LAW
Extensive Orchards Of Mesilla
Valley and Pecos Districts
Need Protection Against
Growing Attacks Of Moth.


Las Cruces, n. NJ. Nov. 2o--The
fruit growers Of the Mosilla valley ara
making a combined effort 10 have
law passed al the next session o. the
state Legislature requiring fruit grow
ers 20 spray their orchards. There n
a law on the statute books now but
u II not compulsory and therefore
practically useless.
The fruit growers argue that the
only way 60 stamp out orchard pests
successfully IA by spraying. Many
other plans have been tried. but
spraying has proven the most sue
censful. The coddlinE moth tthe APP
pies deadly enemy. the San Jose
scale. the woody ophis and other pests
are readily extermlnated by frequent
and thorough use Of liquid poisons
Under present conditions, one grower
sprays hss orchard ana kills all the
insects. Fills next neighbor. however.
A. consequence the fruit In both or
chards IL damaged.
n has been stated by Prof. Fabian
Garcia. the horticultural az the Ag-
ricuitural college. that the coddllne
moth alone damages thousands OF
boxes Of apples IN this valley every
yssr. This n not only true Of this
valley but many other parts of New
Mexico.
a we'll known rancher named r. y.
Hawkins had very narrow escape IN
the treacherous Rio Grande Thurs
day nlRht when he tried 60 ford the
river with a loaded wagon Mr.. Haw-
kins had four horses hItched 90
load OF provisions. when he reached
the middle OF the stream the wagon
stuck and the horses began 10 plunge.
Hawkins Jumped into the surging
stream. cut the harness and made for
the shore. The horses got out all
right but the Wagon remained In mid
stream. All the provisions were losi.
The rancher returned 90 Las Cruces
for help.
Frank M. Haynor. the nowiy elected
school superintendent. has returned
from deer hunt Ia tho SAN Andres
mountains.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
4 NEW FIRE ALARM
system WILL Be
INSTALLED IN A
SHORT TIME
II Is Gamewell Method Of
Sending in Quick Notice Of
Blaze; Boxes Will Be Used
in Lowlands Only.
OLD METHOD WILL
90 TO HIGHLANDS

The new firc alarm equipment. con-
trsctsd for some time $40 by the city
council with the Gnmewetl fire alarm
and telegraph company of New York
city has been received by the are do
partmenf and II already being in
stalled. The equipment consists OF
the most up-to.date article possible
In the way OF a switch hoard, eight
cen new modern alarm boxes and new
Batteries and wires.
Added 10 the old 5oxes the ncw
equipment Will give the city a flre
alarm equipment sufficient for a city
much larRer and viii meet local re-
auirements for years 60 come.
The new boxes are calculated 10
provide against the sending In OF
false alarms that has been so COM
mon with the old boxes. This IL nc-
complished by the glass which must
be broken. I'm the old boxes there II
no glass and anyone wanting 20 see
the horses run could send In an alarm
without making any noise, while with
the new hoaes breaking the glass VIII
mean detection for the offender. After
the glass IL broken the key Il turned.
the door opened and the proicctine
holt pulled down Just as with the old
boxes.
The new boxes are much better pro-
vEded for tho seHding IN Of second
and third alarms IN that with tho old
boxes the device Tor sending These
alarms was open 10 oc tsmpefed with
by anyone. While with them u was
impossible 10 send IN q second OF
third alarm unIess acquainted with
the code. yet there was annoyancs
and trouble on account Of tamperlnK.
On the new boxes there IL an inner
door 10 tho subsequent alarm deVlce
and News "a this door will be given
out only 20 offecrs OF the are de-
rartment
! Controlled hy m electro magnet the
aew boxes are non~infeFferinR and
when an alarm II being sent In, the
number az the hos from which the
alarm Is aent. rings In all the other
boxes Also when an alarm n sent IN
y bursting sound continues some time
aftorward 10 provide nsnlnst alarm
ser the same are being sent in twice.
ON advice Of the underNrilcrs the
old boxes now located in the lowlandh
viii he transferred TO tho highlands
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
HIGH SCHOOL DEFEATS
LOCAL INDIAN SCHOOL

Ny a score Of TO tho local high
school saturday afterno0h defeated
the eleven from the local indian
school ia a match football game for
the championship 81 the city, The
game was one Of the hardest ever
played here, even including the Uni-
verslty's games The Indians were in
Tho game 20 win all the time. and oc-
casionally played with more rough
ness than seemed necessary 20 the
casual observer. Hut they carried the
ball far ana we'll. Their only SCORE
was made In the Arst quarter, and IN
the same porlod. Louis iicsnglden. one
Of the star ends Of tho High school
team. was put out Of the same with
broken collar bone. Louis cried
Iiks baby because they would no,
Itl him 30 back Into ne game show
Ing a spirit that win a. more than
VIII football games
fha red men worked Hire hicks
mostly. and ran eeau'ifp' ihlefier.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20

enee. but were unable to put the hall
across more than the one time. The
High school tried several forward
passes, aud 0nside Kicks. and worked
them we'll Both teams displayed
clever defensive work in blocking
Kicks and forward passes IApralk
and Esplnoaa were the real confec-
tiouary twins after Heaselden was
taken ont, running down the aeld Ia
swell shape for forward passes and
TO tackle Indians catching kicks Sew
efa' simes the indian safety returned
punts for good gains shuftlebargcs
did splendid work at end.
Those who saw the game are cer'
tain 10 see any other ganies the two
teams may play for sSme time 10
come.
in she THIRD ouaeier. Hardy. the In.
dian qdefiefbeck. was put out with Z
dleiecated anee. but aamely nnlshel
'she QuAfteF' Pa'iamo took his place
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20
ARIZONA VARSITY
TO ABOLISH THE !
PREP. SCHOOL
University Of Sister State Fol-
lows Example Set BY Local
Institution and Will Drop
First High School Year.


Following the example Of the local
university, the University Of ArlzonE
viii eliminate the preparatory depart
Inents, one year at u time. commence
ing this yeaF.
Tho Tucson Citizen has the follow.
Ing 10 say In regard to the plan.
Tho trst steps ,UwarG the entire
elimination OF the preparatory do
paItMent from The unlyoraty OF Ari-
coma were taken al meeting OF the
bornd OF regents held today. Tbs
meeting was attended by Governor
r. n. Sloan, Kirk II. Moore. supeFin-
icndent Of public instruction; Regents
w. }. Murphy OF Phoenix. and G. n.
iayloss OF Tucson aud was presided
over by Chancellor NJ 2. Freeman.
Upon tho recommendation OF Prcaf-
dent Wilde q project for the elimlna'
ton of the preparatory department
which has been for a long time con
templated. was adopted. The work
OF the first preparatory grade viii be
dropped from the university at the
beginning OF the college year In the
fall OF 1912, and the second year
grade In the fall OF 1913. Thereafter
every student In the university Will
be OF university grade.
The only other matter of import
ance before the meeting was the APP
proval OF a movement favored By DR..
Wilde and the faculty Of the univer-
sly 10 confer the honorary degree cs
lsegum Doctor or LII. ID. upon Chan.
cellor NJ. p. Freeman In recognition
OF his long service OF the university.
The ceremony will take place either
during the commencement exercises
next June, or on come special date
prior thereto.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20

Dated Albuquerque. n. NJ. Nov. II
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20

George n brown. for the past 10
years a resident OF this city. dsed TO-
day OF a complication OF diseases.
Brown was a well Known member of
the col0red population Of the city and
was respected by all who knew hlm.
Tor his honesty and Industry. He
came from Sedalle No, and for a
long time was employed ~ the Inn
perial laundry.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-11-20

Polly Pirktishis-The trouble with
Totile Twinkiesoes il that she never
takes advantage of her opportunities.
Flessle Footlights--f know n. Why,
would YOU believe Il. she actually pass
ed right through Nevada aud novrr
thonsht Of stopping on al Reno for
a divorce. Philadelphia Record.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
Smith Left On Wednesday

A. w. Smith, who has been
superi II te ndent of the city
schools for the past five years.
left on Wednesday. He will
visit at the university at Grand
Forks. at Winona and St. Paul,
MINI. before going to Chicago
University where he will take
a special course in Americ an
History and political science.
Mr.. Smith has not yet decided
where he will locate. He has
done Il Wonderful work in
building up the city schools
aud has also made many warm
friends who regret his depar-
ture but wish him success in
large measure wherever he
may locate.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
Home Avlatiors hallenge.

Grand Forks, June Is. North
ID a k o ia will experience the
thrills of aviation again this
season-both of the imported
and home variety. The state
now has inventors of it's own,
Messrs McGoey and worthy
of Grand Forks, and Doran of
Minot, having nstruc te d
machines which, in the initial
tryouts, has worked splendidly
and which give every promise
of successfully negotiating the
atmosphere.
When the Grand Forks mach
inc has been entirely completed
the driver, Thos. McGoey, will
issue a challenge to Walter
Brookins, the Wright aviator,
who flies at Grand Forks at the
State Fair this year, and a
pretty race may be staged in
July if the challenge is ac-
cepted.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
c0WAn REVERSED the JURY
Willow City Case Disposed Of by Judge
CoWan on Wednesday.

Order for judgment in favor
of the defendant was filed by
Judge John +. Cowan of the
Second district in the case of
William F. Holz VS.. DR.. G. O.
Anderson of Willow City, a
case in which the plaintiff was
awarded damages in the sum
of 500 in July 1910. The case
was one in which the plaintiff
alleged negligence in the treat
ment of a broken leg and asked
for verdict against the doctor
for damages resulting from the
negligence. Notwithstanding g
the verdict of the jury in favor
of the plaintiff .Judge Cowan
orders judgment for the defend
ant. The papers were filed
here on Wednesday.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
MANY Went TO DELoRAINE
Bottineau Was Well Represented al
Races Held There Yesterday.

This city was we'll represent
ed at Deloraine, Manitoba, yes
terday on the. occasion of the
race program given there. We
were unable to secure full
list of those in attendance but
the following were among the
number:
Observation-Disclosures and family,
Mr.. and Mrs. w K. Mcintosh,
Mr.. and Mrs. C.. r. Gleason,
c. L. Newhouse, GeorgeClark
J. A. Painter. H. n. Wekseth,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Collins,
Thomas Gardner, Fred White
and party, John Mckenzie, G.
E. Fox, George Bateson, Geo.
Bell, Frank Gagner, Frank
Lonsbrough and party, Angus
Cameron and party, II. H.
Woods, Henry Warner and
many others.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
CRUSHED TO Death
Pioneer Resident Of Lords Lake Coun-
try Accidentally Killed.
FELL UNDER HORSES FEET
Was Buried at Tarsus Cemetery
on Thursday Afternoon;
Was 82 Years Old.

Patrick Doherty. wealthy
pioneer resident of the Lords
Lake country met a sudden
death on Tuesday afternoon
while he was going out to the
field on the John Murray farm
east of Tarsus on the Dunseith
road. AS nearly as the facts
have been learned he was driv-
ing a team attached to a cart
and was leading another team
behind. The horses became
frightened and Mr.. Doherty
was thrown from the cart and
either in the fall or beneath
the feet of the led horses sus-
tained injuries from which he
died Il half hour later.
Deceased was Il bachelor and
well known in the eastern part
'of the county. He had attain
ed the age of 81 years but al
though wealthy could not be
induced to cease manual labor.
The funeral took place yes
terday afternoon at Tarsus and
the remains were Inferred in
the cemetery there.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
o'maIIa Store !. Opened

T. E. OMAHA, formerly EN-
ployed in the Il. F. Woods de.
partment store, announced last
week that he had bought out
the grocery business formerly
owned by Charles Bergholtz
and that he would open the
store for business on Thursday,
June 15. The store was opened
accordingly and in the mean
time it was thoroughly gone
over, the fixtures painted and
vanished and everything put
in first class shape. The all inn
portant idea with Mr.. o. Malta
is to run quality store and a
place where every care will be
taken to keep things in a sani-
tary and wholesome condition.
He expects to cater to a class
of trade that will appreciate
cleanliness as a busines prin-
ciple and should make a de-
Cided hit. Don't fail to visit
the OMAHA store.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1911-06-16
Imprisoned the Dog

Last Sunday a continuous
barking and howling en,annted
from one of the cells in the city
Jail where Il collie dog was i'm
prisoned. investigation dew
eloped the fact that there was
a controversy as to the owner
ship of the canine. Joseph
Lundy, living northwest Of
town, claimed that it was his
dog and that the other claim
ant, halfbreed named Peltier.
had stolen the dog last sum
mer. Mr.. Lundy finally CON
vinced the officials that he had
the best claim to the collie and
took him away. Some of us
who live near the city hall
were pleased that Il decision
had been reached and that we
did not have to hear that dog
gone noise all night.