Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-05-18
.LAOYl|KE CONDUCT
MUST Be SHOWN
TO UMPIRE
Course in Reading the Ladies
Home Journal and Needle.
work Prerequisite for Base
ball Players is Ukase.

The ukaS, recent, promuigut,d pJ
President Lynoh of tn" National
league. prohibiting the players lu
that organization from using ndocoi-
GUS or unladylike language TO the
umpir"- emphasizes To, wonderful
evolution that has taken place IN tho
great American pas,imc since tho
oldcn. golden days. when anything
lce than assault with intent To- xiii
was regarded as legitimate conduct
on the part OF player toward au
umpire
These indeed bc DEGENERATE times.
Not only IN Il necessary Ia treat the
human being. bat u has actually come
to pass that you can't SAYS" aim
when ~" makes q rank decision
VIVA, Is 10 become or our tar famed
"busob,all languag, * the ENG
lish of the baseball nold t. come TO
IA. lowell of the milk underwater stuff
that ;. dishod cat az ice cream les-
tivais and BE- Cd PLAYER To- be- com-
PEELED to take - course of reading
IRON The Ladies' Homo journal h.-
fore he VIII be eligible to member
ship In big league team
It remains 10 he seen, however
whether President Lynchy dccr,c can
/ hv enforced, cor whether IL win he
come a. one with Tho MANY other
| prohibition statutes on the books --
more huuurtd in th, breach than the
Observance. II WA be interesting to
mote thc result of this rule when
some lin" day iu a." near future
John McGra', aud Hams O'Day have
Ia slgnt difference ot opinion over a
VlOac piA> L. 1t not easy 90 Imagine
the impulsivc Nuggs5 coming up On
the dead run. then checking himself
and t!ng Pardon ne. Nh Cm-
piro. aus shout t. cEtrr q protest
against NuuI decision ia IL moment Of
[ thoughtl,ssu,ss bat would not TOR
{ the world dispute the accuracy OF
your Judgment nor the honesty OF
Your Intentions YES. it Is not
Aaothrr dilncuitN that sccms to
arise in tht enforcement Of this rul"
+ lies iu tnc difference of opinion uat
. b. sure Co. arise a> to what constitutes
\ rough lauguuer. Just what COM
/ q saitu,ual holds are barred b. not
imld, clrur by Mr. Lynch's manifesto.
Man, empires are So calluuScd o. thu
I iir,~ ,i pccNi-h baseball players thut
/ auNhns lD-s than punch on the
| Jaw would buunc, OF their hides
| without m"Aug an IMPRESSION, white
others are sensitive, Young THINGS
( vino would resent any slighting ul,u-
/ sion to IA, .Iior of their lair or tn.
irut ut their wearing apparel ="
WHO'S going To- decide what languago
/ 81 bali player can use.
no set around this trouble The sug-
sostion is Offered that tho National
commission appoint permanent
/ Guessing commission whose duty il
shah hc Co publish % dictionary. in
pAmphl,l form for ready use, cun-
! tanning tIo uhiar that player may
u"i call M umuirr. This could bo re
! ,tsod Uvm tmr 10 time rs noW cN-
! 'resstuus az, coined ana Nov conai-
/ ii1ns arise WIN on, ot these pam
! rhl,ts In his povk,t. when player
! Win an ovcrhurdcnod spirit desired "a
! unl,nd his yicWs on the offending
umpire. All no would have to do. Ia
d" 90 Tia" safe side, would br la hook
/ ia IN, book ana see " what ia want
/ 90 tu cali tho creature was barred by
/ an, rules. and Il IL wac hc could think
up something else 10 call him. This
mifht dolu> the game some but ~
N,uid De nothing short of inhuman
b fu dcui "a poor outraged ball player
-uWc means of letting tn" umpire
/ know what rs IN hts nina