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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
A Good Position

Can be had by ambitious young men
and ladies in the field of Wireless"
or railway telegraphy. Since the s.
hour law became effective, and since
the Wireless companies are establish
ing stations throughout the country.
there is a great shortage of telegraph
ers- Positions pay beginners from
$40 to $50 per month. with good
chance Of advancement The National
Telegraph Institute. Commonwealth
Building, Portland. Oregon. operates
under supervision of R. R. and Wire
less officials. and places all graduates
into positions 1t will pay you to
write to me for full details
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
History pidn.t Rspeat.

Senator Swanson, of Virginia, tells
good story on himself about the first
political speech he ever made He
says: II jumped up and began :
Gentlemen. Hercdotus tells US
Which tickets ne on7' yelled the
man with a red shirt 'Herodotus
tells US, resumed with gulp. of
whole army that was put to flight
by the braying of an ass The crowd
applauded and felt fine Then the
mans voice rose above the din
Young Teller, he called. you needn Z
be afraid for this crowd It's been
tested Buffalo Commercial
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
HiIIman Escapes Jail.

Seattle-C. d. HiIlman, the real
estate dealer convicted of using the
mails to defraud. who is at liberty
pending the decision of the Circuit
Court of Appeals. on $500. 600 bail.
narrowly escaped being remanded to
jail Saturday. Following a dispute
with c. N. Gill, real estate dealer
of Tacoma. who. with his wits. is on
Hillman's bond for s25. 900, deputy
United States marshal was sent for
and Gill announced bis intention of
surrendering Hillman to the court for
safe-keeping.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
sir,r Aid

She's such hrlp to her clever hus-
band. Everybody knows that he is
genius, but few are next to the fact
that little wife aids him in his every
activity. We got a look-in at this
state Of affairs at the surprise party
we gave him the other night.
When the food had been discussed
he was called on for a speech, of
course. He arose from his seat beside
his wife-he hemmed and hawed, and
then he said:
Ladies' and gentlemen am total
ly unprepared, of cousre, and-er-
being as said totally unprepared,
you must er excures me for being
-er-unprepsred. I-er-ah---I was
hardly prepared for this--er" And
then his wife interrupted:
Why, darling" she said, you
knew it perfectly this morning. The
next sentence begins, Knowing as
do Now can you go from there7''
What helps they are, these anxious
wiyes--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

"Good morning. Mr.. Schneiderpop-
skip' exclaimed the good lady of the
house as the new second-hoor back
took his place at the breakfast table
"Goot mor-r-rning replied the
musician, bowling gzllsntly
81 am so afraid you didn't pass .
comfortable night pursued the host
ess. sympathetically- Can we &c
anything for you7"
mot koomfortablcf Mel ex.
claimed the long-hzired one ZACH,
ia. sleep like re hummingbirdl
was oil rite Joost before / go tc
bed br-raetise NIT mein feeble"
"Oh was that it," interposed tn.
hostess. with look of glad relief
I'm 50 pleased We thought you
were shifting the bed Answers
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
Deuced Bad Form.

The first night Walter Kelly. known
to vaudeville as the Virginia Judge,
walked up the Strand he complained
to his English companion that the
most famous street in London was
dark at 9 O'Clock.
why" he said, cat this hour
Broadway is as bright as day. There
is one sign alone. The Chariot
Race, in which there are so. 900 cleo
trie lights"
but | say. old top, said bis Eng
lish friend, wouldn't that be rather
conspicuous7" Cincinnati Times
Star
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
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Music Is the nearest at hand. the
most orderly. the most delicate and
the most perfect Of all bodily pleas
ures; II Is also the only one which
Is equally helpful to all the ages Of
man: helpful from the nurses song TO
her infAnt-to the music. unheard Of
others. which often. II not most ne
quently. haunts the deathbed OF pure
and innocent sp<rfts--Rusktn-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
Ann Woman IS loo Good.

New York-"Most any woman a
man happens TO meet is too good for
him, " was the reply of Mayor Gsynor
to letter from resident of Arkan-
sas City, Kan. who asked the mayor
to find him a wife do you not
know the proverb that he who goes
far away from home for wife is apt
to be fooled. And then. again. how
could ! recommend any good girl to
youf You may not be as attractive
as you think you are"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

There is in Western town a judge
who occasionally hits the flowing bowl
until it puts him down and out. One
morning, following an unusunally
swift encounter with the alcoholic foe,
he appeared in his Office looking sad
and shaken up.
How are you this morning, Sam7"
inquired friend.
Worse than I've ever been" re-
piled the judge, with groan. I'm
in bad at home. When / left the
house little while ago the children
were calling me Sam and my wife
was addressing me as Mister"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

A man has . shrewd suspfc1on thas
age has overtaken him whom h Keeps
assuring you that he feels ~ young
as ever-and be doesn't know but-
younger Poor fellow. he vhistJss %
keep his courage up but, alasf ~
cannot recall youth a. he calls hfo
pointsr-vith = whistle
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

a nd so nervous i
could n OF do any
thing. The doctors
treated me for diff
ferent things but
did me no good 1
got SO bad that 1
could not sleep day
or night While = :.
this condition read
of Lydia E Pink
hams V e getabIe
G mpo und. and
began its Rss and
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
SMILE ON WASH DAY.

The izundyess' delight is RED
CROSS BALL BLUE A Feat. handy
TJds 10 EssIq OF SuEQlou 's5s45sd
and a blue that Is ali blue
Il Is SO far superior to any liquid
bluing that there Is no comparison
Always produces snow white clothes
Large package 10 cents ASK YOUR
GROCER
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
An Autoorat,. Relaxation.

You seem to get 4 great deal Of
pleasure out OF business" Yes" re-
piled Mr.. Dustin Star. after l have
fretted over a golf match there's moth
ing rests me up like getting back to
my desk. where l can have everything
my own way"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

The discovery OF prehistoric
needle factory az a prehistoric lake VII
lAge near Glastonbury. England.
reused much interest recently The
dwellings were placed on mounds OF
clay raised above the level Of the wa
ter. The framework OF a primitive
loom was found under one mound. and
the number OF broken bone needles
and bone splinters discovered In an
other mound led the explorers to think
that II may have been the site Of an
ancient needle factory.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
Tho Canine HowIoIoay.

There is nothing so very remark
able in the Atlantic City dog that can
tell time. Every dog on earth can
tell time. That Is. they can tell break
fast time, dinner time and supper
time, and know to minute when 1t is
time to start their nightly howl
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
Graft.

Exulting IN his suddenly returned
strength, Samson was about to push
the pillars from under the temple.
Fla" he chuckled. as the roof top
pied in. couldn't have done 1t II the
contractor had built this temple ac-
cording To specifications"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

CT Prime says he often tells his
wife that whatever he amounts to he
owes TO her-snd the poor woman
cart make up his mind whether he
Is handing her an insult or eonpli-
ment
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Spokane-Placer miners at the old
Florence camp, in northern Idaho, are
daily taking gold coins of 81 so and IS
denominations, minted in 1882. Amer
lean and French silver pieces and lead
bullets, such as were used in the days
when the muzzle-loading horse pistol
was the popular side-arm, from the
cleanup of the sluice boxes on the
Hainkson-Champlain ground.
W. A Paterson, mining engineer,
and F. p. Lint, owner of a group of
claims On Marshall lake, who returned
from the camp recently, report that
most of the ground is returning as
high as $40 in gold dust 10 the cubic
yard Virgin gold was the principal
medium of exchange in the day when
Florence has the reputation of being
the richest and toughest mining camp
in the Northwest, and it is thought that
the rich finds are the result of dust
falling from the scales and shifting
through the cracks in the floors of the
saloons, gaming houses and dance halls
in the early SOS.
While Paterson and Lint were in
camp the miners. were working on
ground formerly occupied by gam
bling house and dance hall, which fig
ured in some of the most tragic events
in the history of northern Ihdao. be-
fore the advent of a railroad in the
western country. Gun fights were of
daily occurrence and few nights
passed without one or more being
slashed in bowie knife duels-
Veteran prospectcrs and placer min
ers now living at Lewiston and other
parts of that district. who fiocked to
Florence when the first gold was
found, declared years ago that the
richest diggings were where the
camp town was located; but, as no
water was available until a steam
pump was installed recently for con-
veying water to the sluices, no at
tempt was made TO mine the ground.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Peck Local dairymen are pleased
at the upward tendency in the price
of butterfat. A number who have
been making butter during the sum-
mer months, while the price Of butter
fat was low, are again delivering their
cream to the receiving station here.
1t is expected that during the fall and
winter from $1,000 to $1,000 per
month will be distributed among the
dairymen for cream.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Did the cyclone do much damage to
your place.
Blowed everything off-excepe the
mortgage
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Brown-That is one of the worst-be-
hsved kids | ever saw Do you know
his parents?
Jones-His father is one of those
scientific management experts.-Puck
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Waiter Ito night nurse watching
patient)-Have some coffee, ma'am7
Night nurse - No. | greatly fear
that that would keep me awake -
lie Rire.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Willie-All the stores closed on the
day my uncle died.
Tommy-Thst's nothing. All the
banks closed for three weeks the day
after pa left town.-Puck.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Children suffer every day IN the year
with Sprains. Bruises. Burns. Cuts and
Bumps Hamlins Wizard OIL has been
curing these aches and pains for nearly
sixty years
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Mrs. S.-Oh. what beautiful face !
Who is it?
Painter = That, madam, is your
daughter
Mrs S.-What perfect likeness
! think III have you paint me too--
Harper's Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
AFTER
I YEARS
SUFFERING
I Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Waurika, Okla--'1 had female trou-
bles for seven years. was al run down.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21
IDAHO STATE NEWS

Peck-Tbe peach crop in this sec
ton is unusually large this fall and
the selling season is opening with
prices starting at two and half cents
a pound.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Noxn-rs wfu Lad Mrs. wfnsio-~s Soo<htnz
syruP the bsst remedv 70 Use foE Il ar elilar=a
Turing tns tee thing period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Mother - saw you kissing my
daughter. +"
Eyes. but only out Of desperation.
| couldn't think Of anything TO say to
her "-Fliegende Blatter.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

The workmanship which has madeW. l.
Douglas shoes famous the world over Is
maintained IN every pair.
If could take you into my large factones
at Brockton. Mass. and show you how
carefully W.L-Douglas shoes are made, you
would then understand why they are war
ranted to hold their shape. fit better and
wear longer than any o,hermake for the price
cllITInN The genuine have w. l.. Douglas
WV .loN name and price stamped ON bottom
II you cannot obtain ". L Douglas shoes in
your town, write for catalog. Shoes sent direct
from factory to wearer, all charges prepaid WI
DOUGLAS. 145 Spark St. Brockton. Mass
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Wallace = The Strobe labor law,
which compels the payment of wages
Immediately upon the discharge of an
employe, was upheld by Judge L. E.
Worstell of the probate court here
when he granted Martin ]. ellis, A.
NJ Stenstrom and j. Rafdal 80 days
pay each in their suit against the
Lead-Silver Mining company. The
three claims totaied 1857. The judg-
ment included costs of the suit The
case will be appealed
The new Idaho statute, which, if
finally upheld in the Supreme court,
will affect practically all large corpor-
ations in the state, makes a laborer' s
wages due the day he sewers his con-
nection. In case of delay he is con-
sidered on the payroll until paid, pro-
vided this time does not exceed 80
days
In the cases just decided each of
the men had been made to wait for
pay more than 80 days after they had
quit the company's employ
Judge Worstell stated that his find
ing was based entirely on his interpre-
tation of the law and not on its consti-
tutionality-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Boise-Through resolution intro
duced by State Auditor Taylor. the
register of the state land board will
advertise the sale of $3.50, 900 worth
of school bonds. 1t is planned to loan
the money accruing from the sale of
these bonds at 6 per cent to the farm
ers, who are paying per cent or more
for eastern money. The state is real
izing but 5 per cent now, and this bill
mean an increase in revenues for the
state and saving of money to the
farmers
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

Lewiston Preparations are being
made to decorate Lewiston on Taft
day." October z, in manner never
before attempted, and the demand for
bunting has exhausted the available
sppuly. The decoration committee is
encouraging the display of the nation
al colors.
The police committee, consisting
of Chief of Police Masters and Police
Commissioner Baker, has made ample
provision for protection. There will be
number of mounted police to assist
in controlling the crowd, in addition to
the regular force.
Travelling men from the prairie re-
gions and the towns in the Clearwater
valley and Asotin county state that
great interest is manifested in the ap-
preaching visit of President Taft, and
great crowd will gather.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1911-09-21

mortgage.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
MONKTON.

Mr. and Mrs. +. II. Dean have gone to
Woodriver. Neb., to visit relatives They
expect to be absent month";. NJ. Bar
Der and wife have returned from their
visit to Boston,-Mr. and Mrs l.. f..
Mech and MIR. and Mrs. a. e. G. Dem
ing visited Mr.. and Mrs, j. f.. Ladd of
burlington the past Wcek.-B. 6. Com
stock visited his aunt in Burlington over
Sunday, returning MondaN.-Mrs. f.. W.
Meader is visiting her son and wife, Mr..
and Mrs W. Earl Meador in Bristol
G. 5. Meader of Boston Is visiting friends
in town.-Regular services will be- held
at the Methodist Church Sunday morning
at eleven o'clock and at East Monktou at
2:30 p. m; Bible study after each service.
Preaching at BarnumtoWn in the evening
at $50. Every body is invited to attend
these scrVices.-Mr and Mrs Frank Eddy
are visiting relatives in Boston. Arthur
Burougls has gone TO Ncrgcnnes. whore
he has position Mrs. O. G. Thomas and
her son. clark, are both improving She
is now able to sit up every day
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
ADDISON.

Tho Ladies' Aid society met at Mrs.
William Woods September y for their
annual meeting. and elected officers for
the ensuing year: President, Mrs S f..
Smith; first vice-president, Mrs G. r.
Rec';ic: second vice-president, Mrs. r. W.
Day; secretary, Mrs. W. II. Palmer:
trearutcr, Mrs. John Carr. Several visit
tors were present and a chicken pie
dinner was served to large company
and pleasant day spcnt.-Mrs II. A.
Sickle has been spending some time
in NerVcnnes with Mrs. Whitford.-Mr
and Mrs. John Wilkinson are entertain
ing Mr.. ana Mrs. Rollin Sherbcrn OF
Observation-Disclosures has been received Of
the birth of n son October 30 to Nj
and Mrs. William lIodEson Of Cornwall
formerly Jessie Willmarth of this town
-Georgc Putnam went to Burlington Sun
day. where he has cmployment-Mr and
Mrs. Dow Baker of Worcester are the
guests of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs
James Raker-Several from here went
to NerCenncS Tuesday 20 attend the funer-
nj of l.. G. Whtford. for MANY Years a
resident Of this town.-The Rev. c. r.
Rccllie attended the Baptist convention
at Barre last week
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
DANVILLE.

South Walpole was the scene OF a pretty
wedding on Monday evening. September
i8, when Samuel Gus Morrill, and Jennie
M. Brickett of Danville were married Mt
tho home of Mr.. and Mrs Eugene j.
Davis. Tho ceremony was performed by
the Rev. II. @. Megtahlitn Of Walpole n.
II. Mr. Davis was best man and Mrs.
Davis was matron of honor. The wedding
march was rendered by Reginald Caha-
lane of Stamford. Conn. The bride and
groom entered the parlor preceded by
Miss Grace Foster. flower girl. At the
conclusion of the ceremony. Mr.. and Mrs,
Morrill,, surrounded with autumn flowers
and under an arch Of flowers and ever
green, received their friends, following
which refreshments were served. The
bride was becomingly sowned in blue
silk, tastefully trimmed. and carried
white roses Mr.. and Mrs. Morrill, left
on the afternoon train September 10 for
Springfield, Mass, for short wedding
trip. They will make their home in Dam
vile.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
LINCOLN.

The funeral of Green Page was held
sunday from the Baptist Church. the
Rev. Mr. stone officiating Those from
ou- of town to attend the funeral were
Mrs. Luther Kent Mr.. and Mrs. Seymour
Kent of Rochester and Luther Kent of
Randolph Mr. ana Mrs. Jasper Page Of
BriStol.-Mr and Mrs. Loren Spencer
of Hancock are visiting friends in town.
Mrs. Joseph Bean has returned from
Huntington, where she has been visiting
her sister, Mrs. steven phillips. - pr.
G. Il. Russell is more comfortable. but
not yet out of danger Frank Hamilton
and mother Mrs. David Hamilton. are
in New Haven for "A dav or two Mr. and
Mrs. Almon norton and daughter Doris,
visited al Wallace Norton's Saturday, and
sunday Ms Mariory Narnev who is
at the Mary Fletcher hospital is repor,>
el AZ doing well
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05

Deity of Christ" DR.. Coleman treated
his subject In II scholarly wav end his
effort was greatly appreciated by those
presentH. c. Hcrrick leaves TODAY on
business trip to Boston.-The condition
of Miss Fannie Breckenridge Is ,mprov.
ing.-The Rev. j. G. Fisher of brandon
was the guest Of Mr. and Mrs. d @
Melgs and daughter, Mamie. Monday and
Tuesday.-Mrs Rollen Shepard and
daughter, Gladys, OF MacIntyre. Iowa. ara
the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. George Devoid
r. L. Barrows OF Morrisville has been
engaged by the Addison County News.
paper association to take the place of I,
p. Thayer as business manager OF the
newspapers connected with the Enterprise
and Vermonter list. and also as associate
editor This change is made to give Mr..
Thayer, who has so successfully filed the
position. a well earned vacation this WIN
ter In the West. Mr.. Barrows for 10
years has been connected with Senator
Pages local paper the News and Citizen.
, and has been trained under Mr.. Thayer
Mr.. Barrows Is a ready writer and a first
class business man and well fitted for his
new field OF labor. He will move his
family here AT once and become n citizen
we believe who will identify himself with
this City's needs and interests The Holy
Name society of st. Peters Church will
receive holy communion in n body next
Sunday morning Miss NJ, Hortense Nc
Cuen is visiting relatives in Boston.-G.
f. O. Kimball and George r. McCuen
have been appointed commissioners Of
the estate of the late Nicholas Foster
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Rushlow and Frank
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05

Doane and Marshall Meacham have
returned to Manchestsr.-Mrs T. g.
WILCOX has been for some DAVIS in
montpelier, where she attended tho
Sthto Hohrd of Womena Missionary
society-Orwell's first field day was a
success with good weather a big
R"'nor'nR' fine Rano of ball, tho
score standing to 3, in favor of Or
wei against Shoreham, closing with n
dance In the evoning.---W. Il. Dewitt
iS back from his vacation--Mr. and
Mrs. Arthur SpauldinR Of New Britain.
Conn, have been with his people hero
FOR few dnys.--!Tho Fortnightly club
commenced their meetings on Tuesdny
with Mrs. L. 3. Rowe hostess.--Judgo
H. D. Branch returned from Pawlct
Saturday, whore he spent 10 days.-D.
j. Leonard has leased a hotel in Mo-
dina, n. Y, and turned the Eagle Inn over
to w. x. King.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1911-10-05
SHOREHbM.

A very pretty wedding took place IN
Shorehnm Nedn4sdav Sen,or,har -,
W hen Miss MARY f.. McGinitv and William,
j. Leonard were united In MARRIAGE hv
the Rev. Father Archambault of 81
GenevicVe's Church, The bride was be-
comIngly dressed in white messaline and
wore an entrain veil of old lace and
oranE" blossoms. The bridesmaid. Miss
Mary cook of Minvilc, y. Y. cousin OF
the bride was dressed in white serge. and
wore picture hat Of same color trimmed
with black plumes. John Leonard. a
cousin OF the hridegroom acted as best
man IN" out-"f-toWn guests We're: Mr..
una MrS' William Armstrong, James
"oN' MIS- f.Il%anelh NaNin Of MinVlle,
y !" jung" f. T. Stokes OF Port Henry,
we NeV, james IorSneN of Watertown,
MISS MAR d. 'WNer OF burlington.
- ~ an" MIS- M''lhtN OF Ludlow,
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