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and everything gives way before
hun.
In games this year. particularly IN
that with Brown, he was seen pushing
four mon ahead of him for a distance
of ten yards after they had begun 10
try and stop his progress. That
man can do this In the open game
whom he can nave no interference In
a solid body preceding him through the
line. Is the more remarkable and shows
that II Is the man. not the am that
makes Wendell what he Is.
or course, as has been said. the rea-
son the man can do this IL that he II
short. stocky. heavy and gathers speed
very rapidly. ant there Is hut one KIM
Of tackling that viii bring him to EARTH
and this kind Of tackling Is done by
but one or two men on the college
gridirons OF to-day. Even when he Is
tackled as he should be. there have
been times when he has broken the
hold of the %grappler. shaking him from
his feet, again running free to be at
tackled by the other half OF the team.
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ERCY LANGDON WENDELL.
nicknamed The Human Bull
lots nv Crimann u~ndergradu.
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LEBANON

Charley Stansbury has built his
barn larger and shielded it ON
both sides.
Adam Malone has moved on the
VIM. Bastion farm, Allen Miller to
the Lyman farm and Vim. Law to
the Gumm farm.
c. F. Rex sold his fat cattle last
Friday.
]. F. Carr and W. F.. Stratton
are building a hen house for VIM.
Bastion.
There will be preaching at the
Farmers Union schoolhouse next
Sunday at II O'Clock by a Chris
tian preacher from Sheldon. Ev-
erybody invited.
Mary Rex of Kansas City has
been visiting home folks the past
week.
Mr., Duckett's family is quite
sick with measles.
Mrs. John Carr called on Mrs. J.
S. Johnson Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Fred Miller left Monday
for short visit with her parents
in Lawrence county.
The sleet Tuesday morning re
minds us of 90 years ago, only il
was one week earlier and as heavy
again as now, at that time. Mos
of the oats were sown, and nov
the farmers think they will wait
week.
Fred Miller delivered fat hogs a
Jasper Tuesday.
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TIE JASPER NEWS
Gumption on the Farm.

Your oats will not te 50 apt to
rust ii yFu gef them in carly
Thy more a man goes around,
theAess he Is apt to Cc,clop int
S'crank.
. Don't complain if you lose some
Of your Grain sacks at the milf
you have not marked them. Have
every bag plainly marked
Don be in too big a hurry. It's
unwise to work soil when it is sog-
gy and very wet. Wait until it
dries into crumbly workable
condition.
Now mind this: Make two SOW
ings of clover seed, one now and
one early in April. Use half red,
other half alsike. Do not miss the
alslke.
The more corn the more stock
the more stock the richer the land
the richer the land the more corn,
and there you have the secret
OF a rotation that IS sure TO bring
success.
Entirely too many people in this
world are making themselves
cross-eyed looking for the street
OF easy money. This is as vain
and foolish as hunting for the pot
of gold at the end of the rainbow.
When you plant, this spring,
SOW few seeds of kindness. They
will flourish so and produce such
an abundant crop OF good cheer
that you will be encouraged to
plant largely Of this crop another
year. No crop pays better.
1t is a mistake TO plant the
same types Of vegetables in the
same spot year after year; keep
them moving TO prevent insects
and diseases from getting a foot
hold, and it is a mistake t. forget
that a garden needs plant food in
order to nourish vegetables prop
erly. Stable manure and a sprinkle
OF bonemeal viii do nicely.
From March Farm Journal.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
DIAMOND

Charley Buzzard's got moved to
their new home across the road
from the Diamond schoolhOuse
last week.
Mrs. Tom Wood returned home
Monday from a few days visit
with friends and relatives in Pitts
burg.
John Hane and family spent
Sunday afternoon at Cap Beall's.
Charley Wood and family were
visiting his parents Sunday.
John Barley sold a bunch Of fine
cattle Monday.
Mr. CIngenpeel went to town
Monday.
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BLUE STAR

Everybody that has to move
in this part, has been busy doing 50
the past weeks. as follows
E. Garrett to near Bethel.
George Budd to where Garrett liv-
ed. c. S. Andrews to the Henney
place, and Jacob Resh to his own
farm.
Our school closed last Friday.
The school gave a pie supper at
night which was very successful
financially. Essie Hyder won the
the cake as the most popular young
lady, and Frank Rathbuu a PIE as
the ugly man.
Mrs. Jenney H. Kackley Of
Carthage, is visiting at the home OF
her brother. J. Z. Hull
Blue Star people gave E Garrett.
a surprise last Saturday evening,
all gathering at the home OF Mr..
Coiner and from there going to the
Garrett home to spend the evening
in games and other social pleasant
ries.
Mr.. Rathbun has new house
built on his farm he bought from
George Sharp.
Neil Mikesell has new roof on
his barn.
| c. S. Andrews and Jim Hull
built a fine granary and crib for
George E. Henney.
Maude Ely of Joplin is visiting
home folks this week, Mr.. and Mrs.
4. J. Dawson.
". f. Hyder has been confined
to his home with well developed
case of the mumps the past week
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Private Sale.

will sell at private sale at my
home in Jasper, between this date
and April rst, the following proper
ty; bedsteads, ? sets bedsprings,
? mattre sses, washstand, center
table. rockers, couch, portierest
kitchen table, cookstove. gasoline
stove, sewing machine, King heat
er, 3 carpets, cupboard, wash boil
er, and other items. SEE me al
once. Mrs. II. f. HUGHES.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02

The Salem ladies' aid society had
a hen party this week The hens
we're donated and sold and pro-
ceeds used for the benefit of the
church. Many thanks to those
who helped. Some hens brought
Us cents.
Mrs. Greenw ood has hundred
young chickens two weeks old.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maddox spent
Thursday with Mrs. Sterling.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Thompson
were out in Deweytown Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arlo Estey were in
Carthage Thursday to a family re-
union dinner at Mrs. Virgins.
Mr.. Lowell and family Of Webb
City spent several days visiting
Mrs. Gaddis.
The measles have moved from
Dewey.
Mrs. Dunlap OF Carytown is
quite sick with infammatory rheu.
matism.
The county Jail, has I2o inmates
the greatest number it ever had
lI5 from Joplin on Friday. Small
pox did not send them there either.
Two murders in Jasper county
last week, caused by whiskey.
That beat the smallpox.
Mr.. Bayne had some chickens
stolen out of his buggy while in
Carthage Prohibition don't pro-
hibit stealing.
Mrs. Busters little girls are both
sick with the Grip.
John Goff is on the jury in
Carthage this week.
Mrs. LaFever has moved near
Zion.
Mrs. Markham had a carpet
tacking Thursday.
Salem aid society will furnish
lunch at Mrs. Gaddis' sale on Mar.
IIs.
Bob Gresham's family are hay
ing a seige Of the measles.
Mr., VIM. Johnson has returned
from trip to Kansas.
Mr.. Bert Ritchie, who for some
years made his home with Woods
Buster, was married last week in
Kansas City and will take his bride
to Los. Angeles on their wedding
tour, where his sister, Myrtle lives.
Myrtle has been married some
time.
John Jones, another Deweyite,
is married to a South Dakota girl,
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COR RESP @ n DEN e
DEWEY

With the garden seed get busy,
For springtime now is here
And everything is ready
If the grounding don't appear.
Plant seeds Of all description,
From the water melon down;
But there's one deserves omission
It's a poison weed when grown.
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Machine Oils.
H F. PIrrs
Home Baked Bread.

| have resumed bread baking
and will be glad to see any and all
of my old patrons as we'll as new
ones. Thanks for past patronage,
which | hope will be continued.
Mrs. ]. F. BRIGHT.
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and says he is doing so well there
he will not come back to Missouri.
Mr.. Bulard, who lived near
Preston many years, died at Eure-
ka Springs and was buried Tues
day at the Dunkard grave yard.
Jason Dryden was his brotherin-
law.
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BLUE

A. Beeson is on the sick list.
Roy Boyer and wife spent Sat
urday night and Sunday at Mr..
Ferguson's of Lynnland neighbor-
hood.
Mrs. James Kincaid and daugh-
:sr. Miss Jessie, called at ]. N.
Coiners Sunday afternoon.
Drue Sharp, wife and little son
and Mirt Armstrong ana family
visited Sunday at Mrs. w. M.
Wardlows.
Harry Gunlock and family visi.
ted with A. Beeson's Sunday.
Talmage Hatcher is sick with
the measles.
John King and wife Sundayed
at Jim Bradford's.
George Budd has moved to the
place recently vacated by J. Gar
ret in Blue Star vicinity, and Mirt
Armstrong to the place just vaca-
ted by Mr. Budd.
Jeff Dayringer commenced work
for Ed Daisy Monday and Milt
Nickel for Robert kincaid.
H. Cline, wife and Miss Eva
spent Monday at Gilbert Keltner's.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
CORSET SALE
Saturday March 4
SOC Corsets for 25c
25c Corsets tor 15c.
at J. D. Harbur's.
Pie Supper at Mayflower.

There will be a pie supper at
May flower schoolhouse Saturday
night, March 4th. A play will be
rendered entitled. For Love or
Money A cake will be given to
the most popular young lady pres
ent. Ladies, bring pies and young
men bring your pocketbooks
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Why Take ANY Chances

when you buy medicines. You
can get a Rexall medicine for eve
ry ailment and you can't lose, for
everything is guaranteed or money
back. II. F. PITTs.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
Big Type Poland China Hogs.

Young stock, both male and
female, for sale at all times. One
mile south, one mile west of Jas
per. 4 COX FRANK KING.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
Garden Seed.

Northern grown garden seed
ready at J. F. Bright's. Get it
now.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02

Full blood single comb buff orp-
ington eggs, sc each. Baby chicks
Ioc each. A few roosters for sale.
z-I6-I2t.x Mrs. JoHN KELTNER.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
Waldorf So. so Shoes,

Equal to any S.. so shoe made.
See them at H. L. Bishops.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02

]. R. Wheat wants TO buy your
cream.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
Say, Mr.. Farmer and Horseman

! have a complete stock Of DR..
Daniels Veterinary Remedies,
Everything for a sick horse. And
everyone guaranteed to cure or
money refunded. H. F. PITTs.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02
Garden Seed

Northern grown garden seed
ready at ]. f. BIights. Get it
now.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02

Wheat sells cream separators.
See him for the best.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02

Bishop buys cream.
The Jasper news., 1911-03-02

All calico sc yd. Saturday
March 4, at Crow Nero. Co.
The evening world., 1911-02-16

~'S!av'nsky he can't be out much for .
wAlle.' said Gus. Hes got a new baby
by his house. My. ne is pleased. That
makes nine boys. and he said to me he
WI! show what a fine baseball team he
VIII have In his family lie will empire
the games lie says baseball 10 an
American game. and now he's got nine
boys to play baseball he Is going in for
acklcdicks. But he used TO say It was
nice 10 nave just three boys to play pin
ochle with him at home and he could
save money"
ITS a good thing he doesn't get In
,erested In football said Mi. Jarr. 1T
Ia kes eleven TO play that"
At this juncture Mr.. Ranglo and Mr..
Muller came In.
Il was just asking Gus what was the
matter with the bunch that It didn't ge,
together to play auction phoebe any
more" remarked Mr.. Jarr to the new
Corners.
My wife kicks at being alone In ths
grocery store said Muller. My CLERK
is a union clerk and he don't want to
work at night, and now my wife wants
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to be a union wife"
I'll ave to own up and tell you that
to keep peace IN the family. ! had 10
swear OF pinocnie. too,' SAID MI
Rangie. IRIS a grand game but II keeps
a man out too late"
we could get up an excuse to be ou'
late once in awhile" suggested MI
Jarr.
our team work Is bad" said Mr.
Ransle moodily. The night l hin up
a good getaway you fellows don't. and
when you think up one ! don't
The way to do is 10 not 10 try to
th!nk of a good get away" said Mr..
JAR. ''bu a good come back. The thing
TO do is TO arrange for a game for one
night a week and slip out and play 1,
and then have a good excuse when We
get home"
AN excuse what would 20 with you
wife would be nix will my wife" said
Muller. "If ! was TO come home with
a gold necklace nit diamonds ana say
won {; in a IA file 1t wouldn't do NJ
good"
I've got an idea" said Mr., Jarr. I'VE
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Interesting Facts
About New York CITY

all the worlds banking power. In i0Jx
thlriy-s.x per cent. o: the total sto1
OF money on reserve IN the 5aA.s og TAI
Cn.!ed states was N New NorG.
out OF our country's to.al bank c!ea-.
ings. In 1903. more than e. per cent. ws-,
OF New York C.ty ta.nos; three t..ne.
as much as those OF Ch!caSo. -. Lag.s.
Boston. Philadelphia ana p!t:soa.r
comO!ned).
New York has seven colleges Tor me,.
two for women. two universities, fou.
theological ~seminar.es. ten medical
schools and Ave law schools.
New York In 1909 paid s36, 3ls. go, Ia
public school education. more than tas
assessed valuations OF thirty-ons elite,
whose population runs from 5000 [,
10. 100.
In New York's day public scho1ls ia
1900 13O,23i pupils were taugat.
New York has fouy-three bridYes
uour OF them being among the no.iu,
great b%rldges),
New lork's building operations "A
1903 increased so per CEN. over the pr..
N.ous year. as against an average ia
crease OF u per cent. In other cities.
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Mr.. Jarr Hits Upon a Brilliant Idea for
Pooling His More or Less Trusting Wife

ca. pretend we are going TO the dinns'
o: some lodge we belong to. When oar
wives kick we can say Yes. ou: tiej
are goins to have beautiful sodven.rs.'
How'll We got them soowsnirs:
asKed Gus.
Easy" replied Mr.. Jarr. Just go %
some OF those wholesale novelty drale!'
and buy a dozen cheap 'Made-in-Ge!.
many japanese vases. OF rag dolls. o.
anything OF hat kind. and taks
u camel's hair brush and some god
paint and print on them Souvenir lo;l,
Annual Dinner OF the Shelterins order
OF Wok Woh.' or something Ike tina:
That sort of junk only costs about fou.
cents apiece wholesale"
Good" said Mr.. Rangie. Il know a
place ON the Bowery where you can bay
the usual sort OF Dime souvenirs cneal
as DIRT. Chip In = quarter apiece and
I'm bring home enough souvenirs to-
night OF different sorts to square US on
night a week for six weeks at leas,
Gus can give as a place behind the bal
10 keep the souvenirs in and we'll take
turns marking them with gold paint
Since then the p!rochle lme ir Gus:
has been played in correct evening a.
tire and an octet of happy wives In Har'
lem have their china closets brimminA
with dinner souvenirs"
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iahen to arInN, SAID Gus. That's a
bad thing. 1t aln't no e~nchoymeht IKE
auction pInoshlo aud !. don't do Mr. NJ
good. The mara the more 80
Wholesalers n the brewery gets. :
;hen. too. when business IS good I'm IN
terrupted from my game TO help E!hs'
behind the bar"
"llow about Monday nights ASKED
Nj. Jdrr THAT'S n dull night
If there Is any dull nights said Gus,
my wife Lera, sne wants to 30 to tae
opera. saes Just crazy TO hear that l.
S~tevadOre''
L, s.evadore?' repeated NJ. JarT
whats that?'
It's a dago opera" said Gas. Il
don see why II is cailei aftC.' -, S,eva'
Gore. It's about a blacksmith shop, yes
aGd a ieI.,r is in the Tombs IN ltaly
aud sings nne. AKe . 0.rd. from u.Stslrt
IN the jan
You mean n Trova,ore,'" said NJ:
Jarr. Verbs masterpiece
Maybe YOU re ri-At,' sild Gus. .ooS.
!nS p.a4.cd, Dat, any Way, that's way
can't Play pinoch.e Moad.y n.sAi.
some other night said Mr. Jas
wen get Slavinshy and Two or thre-
others as We used TO-"
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cheer Up. Cuthbert!"
~ What's The Use of Being Blue?
%" There Is a Lot of Luck Left.
Bv Clarence l.. Cullen

~
The ship that's on an even keel az tbs
beginning OF a cruise is pretty liable {,
rign nj herself when she hits the ,alloY.
ing waters!
The Ltdy Fortune won't stand cor a
Touch. but shes known to nave been
Wheedledl
We can't make MAN. this year-so
wen Jus: take 1t out in mus!ns on tbs
fsh.n' We DID We there!
The moment itself may have been
~happy-brt we've a dim sort of a notion
that 1t didn't measure up TO tns Antic.-
patton and tn, etrosoect'-.
The cockiest man we ever knaw wa,
he up one night IL Chicago by a
stick-up man who merely pointed a
corncoo pip at him!
It's stranGs what dandy little eatorA'
and sleepers some OF US are who haoi;
ually tell our sympathetic spouses tina:
we're Overwo.ked!
Man who tipped us on n 30 70 I sho.
that Won at Juarez the other day,
though We didn't play II, has bee,
gloatlng over us eve; since. Said he'd
have played Il himself IL they hadp't
cleaned him way b.ck in 1906.
There's a Bankruptcy Court TO ease
he Busted. but none to salve tho
Broodersi
Our idea OF Rad Medicine Is to r.
gin nith a Eldse Of Glory and then
Flop. That Blaze OF Glory Thing ,r7s
near. TO Close the Shoe!
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Weary Benches.

ponNERIsMsf" said a fuCnl ~ the
Sc vr,ter. My wife ncagly startled the
- local sruccs out VI his Wits with oat
some moltls aso, AM he has always e'd ai
,usniriou., ,,eg since, We had Iust settled do"l
IN Ihe suburb when ne ca''ed' aaNmS ioT our iSl'
Tom and inuulrag ShetIcr lac should tel his Nia'
M 10 call Gty dA, Sow, We haze dealt a:
the ,tore ir years, aud my "lie tined 10 te! h.n
,o put What she palS sad Vas; NJ. u.iaAA
''l.a,, don't. / steal al tue uooIs' GsE Ne -
tIylns TO live 1t down.
Iii sunoneriSms one Of the best "a tina, a..
,,imted TO a country parson Who was address
mo mothers meeting. After some time tina
audience showed signs OF boredom obvious even %
the speaker. DO he decided It was time To drA.
to A close. lie began his last paragraph with thu
remark: But | perceive that | am taking 70
bsery weuehes," A waitress at a Strand teAsho2
recently eountered that by telling this writer that
shs had once been asked for . bath Of mAA aat
a glass Of bun l"-Londo CArOpIels.
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lsve. Boredom or = Wish - Heipf

1t nay be hat Helen loved Paris nut 1t is more likely that she vas oorcd
IN sparta, m perhaps she may have been slightly influenced oy a desire TO hep
the Goddess Venus iuhl her promise to CIV Paris the most oeduui woman
in the world for his WIFE
For o remember. 1t was ar apple that started trouble Tor Heen )ut a.
It did for the hriw woman h omade herh husband famous-ENe.
In the first beauty contu OF history in which the GoddeSes Venus. Minerva
and jun were the sole entries Parsg u the golden apple to Venus. h knew
what sort of a prbe would reach lin.
a great many people TX to help hi gods make good n Helen nay hav
teen one Of them.
While the Trojan wal vas gdng or Helen lived cry happily with Paris
unnh he was killed Then IN married his ounce brother villa wnom also so
lived happily until he died.
Then, when the Nal was over she went back to spartaan and lived very happily
With MenelaIs until he died.
Helen seems to have been a nice comfortable. womanly creature, with a ve;
accommodating disposition. am sure she made al three OF her husbands \ 4
aus. III coud not hve behaved better in the matter Of 'taAns back h .
Some men might mote care for the sort of anne hat al with Heeh But
Nere is every reason to believe that Meneaus enjoyed It,
lie was on see. a very modern person. N We no dous, II he were ars
io-day he'd be a menber of tho sunrise Club and ak Heller -unless she Ii "A
ptned to nave another ensagsment-tc its monthly dinners. ~
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Phillips. Idea Of Women.

T. tie LIju. 20 lac t,r".Es Narid.
From a sense o. justice Z resent b.
teFy the stro-.ous ATTACKS made On
Dayld Graham Phillips REGARDING MS
Attituor 20 women NJ pl.Il9s Was sac
friend and chan p.oa of tie r..nt sl-. ~
ONE co. "4niiyl!aI.s' free from me
:'rauay o. rex. worker, :lr the sea,
ih.ugs In !:c-anl ~ HE books he
PAID a h.gI trio4ie 90 .ae new woman
when he said The now woman uD.
n s.oyen,y drudge waiting Irrlta1ly .lr
the adyen' OF a husband tHJt she may
become a sl!-Narmer' or palace para.
Cite."
ANNE HUNTINGTON SCOTT
No,
T. tie Editor q Tie r.rl.a= Worl.
Can any oGe be l,s1liy married u NeN
Jorsey, peunsy.N4a.9 o. C0aD,.'ll.
without a ,%i-euse' H. J. L.
Queer Tuct. Abont sleep.
90 'he t,a,1r Of .E- tlruur World.
In snswrr to the question "Ca7 "a
person ian asleep while Walklnge"
wish 10 state that ] once read a book
,published some sixty years ago. en-
t!tled Facts About sleep which says
that during Sir loan Moore's disastrous
retreat 10 COruuua, IN spain, many o.;
HE sold srs steadily pursued their
march while fact asleep. rurla-n.
however. alirms that his is not uu
common among soldiers. 1t also states
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y certain you uoh : NAV" a." VI
New York has s26 "a square miles
area, (The next largest city. chicago
having only lsO l-2l. II Is also me o'ies'
o. our us largest cities. Its water
frontage totals 10 AZ L. miles. It's
streets almost $50 miles Ia distance as
rrea, as that from New York 10 Lon
don).
New York's children OF school-golns
age number l,0i1. Ol2, which Is a Digger
0gure than the combined populations OF
Buffalo and ST. Louis.
New York's goods in foreign commerce
for 1908 were valued at N,3ll 100000. as
against 81, 1903, O0O.OD in Hamours next
largest sunni. OF the United States'S
total foreign commerce In l%J' Ne"
York's snare was nearly one-half'
New York has nearly one-tenth o; all
our country's manufacturing establish
ments.
New York's manufactures OF clothing
As one-half the United states cIotains
trades total product.
New York IS Americas publishing
centre.
or the worlds banking power (esti-
mated at sb. $50, 800, 900. OF which sl7.-
6l2, 0 1000 Is the share of the United
states). s4.bSS, 700. 900 Is In New York City.
Thus the city has aearly one-tenth Of
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out By contact Of tWO bad tempers.
After aL It's nothing but The strenuous EFFORT to tame a husband that
keepS married ME from becoming too tame for the acreage poman.
The Kind Of nidop Hcaren makes is rery contemptuous Of the Kind OF
uidou the ,utcye makes; tut SATAN merely laughs and puts the FINISHING
touches" on both Of them.
WIZ is IL that brains inside the head seem o u to tromsneSs OF the
outsider
Don't forget that the "a Wo tells you about the girl before wI tell
the neat 0WI ABOUT yom
Iuruyy and not u real necessity to Keep him IS meek as a spring lamb 10Th
nan sauce.
II you really wdnt to see yourself as others see you, get married; be-
cause mhen Il comes to diSsecting his uttes appearance every husband Is
pcUcct htUe george Washington.
The most pathetic sight on Garth is a big uoman trying to cry on a little
mans shoulder.
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1he Days
COOu stories
A Clean Up.

THE three amateur shar9ers smiled. says ne
Cleveland l.din D-aleT.
i lpey tluu.n. tues lad found an easJ
,,,,. lac was Nr.. dressed aud ssosAJ 49,
,nT,a,el. And he bore a usAI EoA oi I-'' '--'
...ed Like a pulusuA siuaast.
.r,n Nd or shtu!i 10 IN GOV men; Laundry "a
na,e il GD ,,A4,d, as sAo ieai'u dnI',
Nsrbe one Of sou seuts sou4 A'uAy aaee =
.duisshed TO proper p'A'e' .v., "a,
Nny, Ses' '''''- :" 80" we
cate OF IT, .,,. nov
,un u,ha you TO femme have = Few NIeAn pL'
.ur 1net .eusish, doat sou hno",
IA tney s,arghei theu.s,l'es and save hlm
,Nenn and a ten aud a i've. AA1i tAAAl
'1"" oiled MAD. they hurried away.
No days .A.er Sae 'h'te ''s'.F ones wefs a.
4cs.ru lr Aa'.As N0H"'s''' "'"sJ " sS
49,. ~, gu.e.eSs ipebriate was sesa no more
The evening world., 1911-02-16

Its hard TO get the people VINO IN
Gg.ne that they've q Claim on your
Time to send In an Itemized BilI
The Sulker Is Selt-Sloughed, only
.e'S TOO busy uith his Grierdnce to
see ~
Laugh and grow fat" is a maxim
that scares a 20. Of folks taking the
Obesity Cure INTO enforced solemnity-
out most great humor.sts were and are
thin!
Our Remorse sometimes is merely
az aOontzed hope that nobody tina:
knep US SuW us!
1. comes pretty hard to have TO Pay
the Fiddler vhea you can't rememoe.
having heard any OF his Music!
The man who proaounces himself a
Failure THEREBY s.Ees you the clue.
The evening world., 1911-02-16

the oar he prac-
t.sed at-Gu3's.
IT II e o Gin.
nothing the matter
Win my game.
replied Gus. you
play bad one,
mi as the Teller
says. 'Wha: can.
Le cured mLs; be
~.nsuteI!'
II think some o.
the iei.ers VIVA
come IN here "a