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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
SEEMS EASIER TO REMEMBER
Remarks of Writer in Cleveland Plain
Dealer Appear 70 Contain
Much Sense.

There is a new science called mne-
monies, which is trying to get itself
introduced into our public schools We
have no knock on this scienee-only Ii
seems to US to be a roundabout way
Of arriving at facts that you ought to
remember right on the hat It ap-
pears to work something in this man
ReE:
When YES Lincoln born?" asks the
teacher.
Il f-fforget," ~hines the pupil.
Naturally you do. Go at it right
How many Muses. are there in mythol-
oU?"
Nine
Right Now double that number"
''Twice-nine's-eight
Right again Multiply it by 100"
1900"
Good. Add the number of Muses.
to that"
1909"
"Ahai That's when Lincoln was
born Why don't you learn the scien-
tif1c way of getting at these things? ?"
AS We said in the first place. it's
noble science. but we'd rather remem-
Der dates.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

~ L. 1OLlLA4Al-NG1lB
Breeders are to be watched very
closely if enc desires success in rear
ing the chicks.
Trim the wicks and fill the lamps in
the morning; do this at a regular time
every day. Be sure to wipe of any
kerosene on the outside of the lamp
Keep the lamps burning during the
cold damp spring days, never save on
fuel; II Is poor economy.
Clean brC Iers, at least once a week,
and better, every other day: disinfect
every time you clean out during the
first four weeks. Use any coal tar
disinfectant
Use cut sstraE;- alfalfa or clover hay
on the floor of the breeders in prefer
ence to sand or dirt
Move all outdoor breeders every
week to new ground, or in case one is
using yards, see TO it that they are
spaded up at least once a year and
seeded down with rye, barley or oats
Always keep the yards clean and free
from big tall weeds.
Be particularly careful about letting
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
circumstantiaI Evidence.

A Scotchman and his wife were Wis
fling in a wild. beautiful part of the
country. While driving one day with
their host, the two men sitting to-
gether in the front seat while the lady
sat behind they crossed high bridge
which spanned a roaring torrent. An
unusually loud splash caught the gen.
tlemen's attention for a moment, but
nothing was said. After several miles
the gentleman turned to address a
remark to his wife, but her seat was
empty.
Aye" he remarked to his host
that will be yon splash we heard.
Housekeeper
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

ting any hole in the carcass. By pu-I-
ing, the intestines will break off at the
gizZard and are easily removed. The
Boston drawn method consists of cut
ting a circular opening around the
vent and pulling the intestines by
careful traction, until they break of
at the gizzard and are easily removed.
AS a summary, it may be said that
undrawn poultry decomposes more
slowly than does poultry which has
been wholly or partly drawn. Full
drawn, Gall the intestines) with the
heads and feet removed, decOmposes
most rapidly. The wire drawn tho
opening cut in the carcass and the in
testines removed through the VENT de-
composes faster than the undrawn.
The Boston drawn went removed and
the intestines pu---- through this
opening) decomposes faster than the
wire drawn but not so fast as full
drawn Il may therefore, be safe to
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
Not in Circulation There.

An error of a new clerk in the mail
ing department of an eastern publish
er was responsible, the other day, for
the mailing of a prospectus to a
wOrld-famous statesman, who had been
dead for some years. The letter was
returned a few days later with the
following Endorsement: In Heaven,
-, 1911 Gentlemen: AS your
publications are not permitted to cir
culate here, 1 believe it would be use
less for me to subscribe for them.
Yours respectfully" and here fol-
lowed the name Of the famous states
man.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
SPLENDID CANADIAN
CROPS
Wheat, Oats and Barley Uni
VerSaIIy Good Throughout
Manitoba, Saskatchewan. -
and Alberta.

The reports that come to hand from
the wheat fields of the western Cana
dian provinces show remarkably good
yields in all parts. Yields are record
ed of wheat going 81 and 40 bushels
in many places, and oats from so to
100 bushels per acre. Barley and fax
are splendid. The thousands Of Amer
leans throughout the United States
who have friends in Manitoba, Sas-
katchewan or Alberta will be pleased
to learn of the great success that
has followed their efforts. Many of
these have not confined themselves tc
the growing of grain, but have also
gone into the cattle industry. On the
luxurious grasses that are so abun-
da1t there, in almost all districts,
make this industry safe and profitable.
The land sales reported by the rail-
way companies and by the different
land companies shSE the great In
crease that will likely take place
during the next year in farming oper-
ations. What has been said time and
time again may now be well repeated,
that there is no place on the Ameri-
can continent where the same oppor-
tunities are afforded the man looking
for a home, for the young man start
ing out in life, the man with a grow
ing up family, who desires wider
scope for his ambition. The Cana
dian government agents located at
different points in the states will be
glad to advise the reader of the condii-
lions, and relate to him instances of
the great success that has followed
farming in Western Canada.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

advise the public not to leave drawn
poultry in the refrigerator for any
length of time; neither should the pub
lie purchase poultry without having
had an opportunity 10 inspect the car
cass.
Two things are TO be considered in
storage poultry: the method Of kill
ing and preparing previous to the stor-
ing, and the proper way of dressing or
picking the birds. All birds intended
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

beyond recovery. I had lost over 70
pounds and was but a shadow Of my
former self. 1 used one box Of Doan's
Kidney Pills and soon felt better. Con-
tinuing, I was cured and have not had
the slightest trouble since"
when Your Back is Lame, Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. z.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
A Reader Cures His
Constipation Try It Free


The editors Of Health Hints and
Questions and Answers have one Ques-
ton that is put to them more often than
any other, and which, strangely enough,
they find the most difficult to answer.
That is How can cure my cOnsupa-
tion?''
DR.. Caldwell, an eminent specialist in
diseases of the stomach, liver and bowels
has looked the whole field over, has prac-
dsed the specially for forty years and is
convinced that the ingredients contained
in what is called DR.. CaldWelIs Syrup
Pepsin, has the best claim to attention
from constipated people
Its success in the cure Of stubborn con-
stipation has done much to displace the
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
This One Is on Hugh.

''Vrhen l came into the Union sta
ton the other morning, after travelling
all night" said Hugh Reilly, at the
Commercial club, Il went into the
barber shop. When you spend the
night in a sleeping car" I said to the
barber. it doesn't improve your per
sonal appearance, does it?'
Well said he, as he looked me
over. I don't know how you looked
when you started. but perhaps you're
right" Herald
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
GUARDED The TOMBS
Indian Girls Keep Watch Over
Ancestors Graves.
While the Garrison Made Sortie for
Legal Defense, a Marshal, by
Courts Order, Demolished
the Fort"

Kansas City, kan.-After four years
Of unceasing vigilance the garrison OF
the Indian fort" in Huron cemetery
was defeated by a trick and the build
ing demolished. The three ConIey
sisters, defenders of the burial ground
of their ancestors, were tempted to
make a general sortie for the legal de-
tense of their home, the first time 1t
had been left without one of the sisters
in charge. Meanwhile another branch
of the law visited the fort and left it
in ruins.
While the three sisters-Ida, LYDIA
and Lena-were in the Wyandotte
county district court hearing the argu-
Dlents in the last legal step taken to
hold the cemetery, w. H Mackey,
United States marshal, and two depu-
ties tore down the fort In accord
ance with an order issued by Judge
Pollock in the federal court the mar
shall and his men removed the build
ing. broke it to pieces with axes and
threw the pieces into the alley in the
rear of the cemetery. The men had
finished their work and left the Gem
etery before the sisters knew what
was happening
Miss LYDIA Conley said her mother s
grave rested under the building.
The spirits Of my father and mother,
said Miss LYDIA Conley grimly, and
the spirits of my ancestors told me to
build this watch tower and protect
the noble Indians who lie buried
here"
The old Huron cemetery is in the
heart Of the business district Of this
city At one side is the Carnegie Ii
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

use of salts, waters, strong cathartics
and such things Syrup Pepsin, by train
ing the stomach and bowel muscles to
again do their work naturally. and with
its tonic Ingredients strengthening the
Among its strongest supporters are Mr..
John Graveline Of sS Milwaukee Ave,
Detroit, Mich. MI J. A Vernon Of Okla
homa City and thousands Of others Il
can be obtained of any druggist at fifty
cents and one dollar a bottle, or If you
want to try it first a free sample bottle
can be obtained by writing the doctor
For the free sample address Dr. w b
Caldwell. 201 Caldwell building, Month
cello, III.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
STORAGE AND KEEPING QUALITIES
OF POULTRY, DRAWN AND UNDRAWN
Some Practical Suggestions for Farmers by Schener Supern-
tendent of The Poultry Department at the State
Agricultural Colege---A Government
Experiment.

" HE farmer who has an ice house
might very easily store his own
dressed poultry for a short time.
The poultry may be dressed in two
ways as either stored in drawn or I'M
drawn condition. According to the
new pure food law, no one can sell
drawn poultry that has been stored,
owing TO the fact that drawn poultry
does not keep so well as undrawn.
Circular No 40, published by the Blu
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
Mice Eat Woman,s False Teeth.

Greeley, Colo.-Mrs. George Wal
lace, wife of a business man, found
that two husky mice had stolen her
false teeth and tried to draw them into
a hole in the wall. Failing in that they
made hearty meal OF the rubber part
and then left the molars where she
stepped on them and ruined them BE-
yond repair.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
A Superior Person.

F. H. Elliott, the secretary of the
American Automobile association,
was talking about a somewhat super
cilious and conceited millionaire
Hes a very superior person" MI.
Elliott said, smiling. He's the sort
Of person who would be sure to go
to a horse show in a motor car and TO
an automobile show in a monoplane."
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

MARY" said a mother to her quick
tempered little girl. you must not
get mad and say things. You should
always give a soft answer"
When her little brother provoked
her an hour afterward, Mary clenched
her little fist and said, "Mush!"-The
Watchward.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

Magistrate officer says you ap-
preached your wife, spoke to her and
she tainted.
Rastus-Dat's right, ledge.
Magistrate did you say to
her?
Rastus-Jes' toIe her dat I loved
her, sab.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

ney secretions were
in terrible condition.
If left standing they
thickened like glu-
cose and had to be
removed with a
knife. Ny own doc
tor gave me up. I
then called in a spe-
cialist who said I was
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
Lauohina Down 4 Wilmer.

The bluff, CHEEKY optimism of Sen
ator Frye" said a Lewiston divine,
could not brook a wilmer. Once at
a dinner here in Lewiston a wilmer
seated opposite Senator Frye said
dolefully:
7 have only one friend on earth
my dog
Why don't you get another dogT
said Senator Frye
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

The talent of success is nothing
more than doing what you can do
well. and doing we'll whatever you do,
without a thought Of fame.-LongteI-
low.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
His Blasted Life,

You refused me ten years ago"
q remember" said the heiress.
You said it would wreck your life"
at did 1 have had to work for q
living ever since"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
LOST 20 POUNDS.
In Bed Seven Weeks With Terrible
Kidney Trouble.

A Dearth, Main ST., Camden, O.,
says: 81 was in bed seven weeks with
kidney trouble and grew worse In
spite OF all the doctor could do. Kid
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

A woman's idea of a mans RESPONSE
bility depends on how he is dressed.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

Let me fail in trying to do some
thing rather than sit still and do moth
ing-Cyrus Hamlin.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

If you are unable to keep your trou
bles to yourself they will expand.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

Mrs Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethiDg, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, aIays PAIN cures wind collie, 25c bottle
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

You can't tell how much money a
man is making from the clothes he
wears. You must get a look at his
Wife's.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

Charity organizations uncover &
multitude of sinners.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

The satisfying quality IN Lewis SingI
Binders found in no other &c cigar.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
Early Standards of Mendacity.

Early Standards ct MendacIty.
Eve meditated.
81 think that story Adam told me
is lie out of the whole leaf" she an
nounced.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28

w. N. W Kansas City, No. 41-1s1f.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-10-28
OPERATING BROODERS AND CARE OF CHICKS

Superintendent Poultry Plant, K s A c.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03
ABE ATTELL MAY
HAVE TO RETIRE

New York. May s.-Rumors are cur
rent in boxing circles here that Abe
Attell. American featherweight cham
pion, may be compelled TO retire from
the ring.
Attells physician says the cham
pion cannot box again for at least one
year, because of the broken bone in his
left arm received in the recent bout
with frankie Burns. Atten is more
than rs years old and is said to be
rather dubious TO the future. for
he fears a return of the injury when
he attempts to resume operations.
If Attel decides to retire there will
be scramble for his title. Jem Dris-
coll, the English champion might we'll
lay claim to it. but Driscoll announced
yesterday that he was through with
| the ring forever.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03
BUSH LEAGUE SNOW
LETS SOX SEE SHOW
Duffy's Troops Run Into a
Bunch of Cold Weather
and Maps Are Spared.

Cleveland. o.. May s.--whatever sig
nal stands for cold weather was hoist
ed over Colonel Lajoie's yard early
yesterday and the pastime was called
off on that account. Good Judgment,
for the Sox, would have frozen and
1t is cinch the feet of the Maps would
would have been colder than they are
right now, and that is saying a great
deal.
Slight furries Of bush league snow
fell as the troops of General Duffy
steamed into town at an early hour.
The Sox made the trip over on a Penn
sylvania milk train and the going was
not much worse than that of the Wa
bash. If no new mode of travel can
be thought OF the Sox probably will
make the return journey in a moving
van. Anything for variety.
The General is attended by a large
and enthusiastic force and IL is his in
tention to give the Maps fits during the
next four days. Friday is an open
date and It Is the plan to play off the
postponed game on that day.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03
BOXING BILL PASSES SENATE;
is NOW UP TO HOUSE FOR ACTION
Mayor of City Board of Trustees Must Sanction Bouts
Before Incorporated Athletic Clubs.

Chicagos myriad boxing fans are
happy this morning. That six-round
boxing bill of Daddy CarrolFs went
through the state senate yesterday by
big majority, 80 to 3, and there is
said to be every prospect that 1t will
pass the house also. Just what action
Governor Deneen will take in case the
measure gets to him Is problematical.
but the fans are hoping the states
chief executive can see his way clear
to make the bill a law.
AS soon word reached Chicago
from Springfield that the Carroll bill
had gone through the senate with a
vote that was almost unanimous there
was a scurrying of fight promoters and
managers all over the city.
A broad smile was everybody s
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03

face, and it seemed the general belief
that the padded mifts would be flying
in Chicago before many weeks have
passed.
Already halls are being rented and
clubs organized, SO that everything
may be in readiness for the return of
the sport that has been dead in Chi
cago since the Gans-McGovern fight at
TatterxalPs in 1900.
The promoters figure that, with box
ing tabooed sport here for ten years
there ought TO be a mint of money in
sight If boxing law is passed They
know Chicago is one of the greatest
fight towns in the world and that the
fans. long without chance to see a
pair OF boxers in action near home
would flock to the ringside for every
good match.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03

The Tuesday Reading club met yes
terday and held their annual election
of officers with the following result.
President-.Mrs. Charles FIGHTER.
Vice president-Mrs. William Pull
ing.
Secretary--Mrs. VIII Jones.
Treasurer. ID. Jones.
Federation secretary - Mrs Crum-
mey
The officers elected will assume
their official duties next October.
J. N Hess OF Dayton. O., who was
formerly in the hardware business in
East Chicago. was here yesterday
looking after his property interests
here and calling on old friends.
Miss Zua Coulter entertained the
Embroidery club at the home of Mrs.
r. G. Howell last night.
Mrs c. II. Reed returned to her
home in Toledo yesterday after a
weeks visit with her cousin, Mrs. J. d.
Jones of Beacon street
This is pickup cleanup day in East
Chicago and Indiana Harbor.. and il
children at work who will make quite
towns.
Fellows will be held Tuesday evening
May .. At that time the team of Calu-
met lodge, Hammond, Will confer the
first degree Roy Ayres. Refresh
ments will be served and a full at
tendance is requested. (Signed.) DR.
Goldman. acting noble grand, and "
II. Jeppeson. secretary.
The inhabitants of this city and dis
trict. have a rare treat in store If the.
avail themselves of the opportunity
The coming Welsh tea party and con
certs is a feature that is entirely new
in this city, and every person will hav'
double the value OF their money. Thi
will be no 1o-cent affair were onei
share is limited.
A meeting OF the lady members o
the Welsh society will be held mex
Friday evening. May s. at the home o
Mr.. II. Thomas. 361S Grapevine street
Indiana Harbor. All members ar
earnestly requested to attend.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03
MOORE WHIPS
JACK REDMOND

Boston. Mass. May pal Moore Of
Philadelphia defeated Jack Redmond
of Milwaukee in a twelve-round bout
at the Armory A. A. here last night
Not one round could be credited to
Redmond. Moore outclassed the Mil
waukee boy to such an extent that he
looked like a beginner. He jabbed his
left into Redmond's face at will and
put his right and left TO. the Milwau-
kee boys stomach often. The Phila-
delphian always landed and each
round was repetition of the one pre-
vious. Redmond hardly landed blow.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03
INDIANA HARBOR.

Art was the subject of the program
at the Christian Culture club meeting
which took place at the Baptist church
last night. Rev. Z. o. Bradshaw read
a paper on the Chicago Art Institute,
which was particularly interesting, and
he was followed by Prof. C. p. Holway.
who gave a general talk on art in his
always pleasing style. Miss Blanch
Huisch furnished the musical enter
tainment for the evening. The club
is contemplating visit to the Chicago
Art Institute in body and may make
the trip on Decoration day. The sub
ject of next weeks meeting will be
AN Evening of Travel" For roll call
the members will give the names of
either great traveller or explorer. 1t
viii be in the nature OF a symposium.
and the following will take part:
The Value OF Foreign Travel -
Miss Mary Lghtbody.
From New York 10 Trieste"-Miss
Memo.
THE Scenes and People of the Aus
trian TyroIs-C p. Holway.
THE Sights of Switzerland" Miss
Frances Goldman.
stories and Poems of SWITZERLAND
Miss Mabel Stookey.
| Visitors and friends of the club are
cordially invited
| The #. u. N. club will meet at the
home OF Miss Garnet Lewis. $500
| Grapevine streee, for business tomor-
row evening at 1870. All members are
expected to be present.
The Baptist Ladies' Aid will meet
| Thursday afternoon at 2:3O at the home
| of Mrs. John stephens. 3146 Adds ave-
nue. This will be a monthly business
meeting, and Mrs. Stephens will be as
sisted in entertaining by Mrs. Mike
| Elmore.
Miss Elsie Fox of Grapevine street
entertained Miss Medge Hohise1 of Jo-
liet all last week. Her guest re-
| turned home Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Carpenter left
last night for Terre Haute, called
there by the illness of Mr.. Carpenter
mother.
There will he no meeting of the
Commercial club of Indiana Harbol
and East Chicago tonight on accoun
OF the real estate show.
The supper and bazaar. given about
| two weeks ago by the Baptist ladies
| was a great success a the figures have
| proved The ladies made 500 by tn,
event, and the proceeds will be devoted
TO the church building fund. The or
| ganization wishes to thank all the out
siders who assisted at the event.
|
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-05-03

the terms were the best that the club
would offer. and after dispute the
men separated
The articles called for $4,000 for
Gotch's end and did not mention ex-
pense money or picture privileges.
Gotch Informed Coffey that he wanted.
besides the $4,000, $1,000 for expense
money and 80 per cent of the picture
privileges, claiming that the pictures
would amount to more than the gate
receipts and that he. as champion, GER
tainly was entitled to a share