New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-08-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

A common complaint Of the average holi
daymaker is that it takes him the first
three days TO get over IT," or TO get used
TO the change. This inconvenience IS what
doctors call seaside biliousness," and suf-
ferers from 1t are generally ready to at
tribute their sickness 10 the water SUNNY.
which at seaside resorts is often Of 2
chalky nature, says The Dundee Advcr-
tiser' That this is Incorrect was shown
by DR.. Percy q. Lewis in a paper read bc-
fore the Royal Society Of Medicine Con
slider for q moment" said DR.. Lewis "bow
visitors to the seaside change their hab-
its. Consider the stimulation Of appetite
due to the change of air and environment.
and the augmentation i'm the amount Of OK
erclse taken. With these facts taken into
consideration, one need feel no surprise
that the body cannot at first keep pace
with the extra work imposed upon It. with
consequent temporary attack Of bilious
ness. There is no evidence that hard
water has any bad effect Medical evi.
dence rather points the other way"
Polly Pinktghts-Do you believe matcbe.
are made In heaven? Tottie Twinkletoes-
wen; many an actress has married her
LOOK. BUT DON'T TOUCH.
Mote: The first hearing OF the charter
committee I'm the city Hall opened with a
warning against criticism
If meat your butcher offers YOU
Is slightly TO the bad
Chat is, according to your View.
Don't KICK but say you're glad
He let you buy IT. so you could
Determine whether 1t was good.
Don't crouch because the cake Of ice
Your dealer doles proves small.
Out of proportion to the price
1t cost. You have no call
To yelp, cen though he may invite
A criticism-'tls not right.
And n your grocer sells YOU sand
Mixed with the sugar, take
The same without murmur grand
About a monster fake;
IT'S not for YOU 10 criticise
The goods your hard-earned money buys
For criticism. understand
Must fall I'm line with views
Held by who has the upper hand:
TITS proper 10 enthusc
And say you're glad YOU are alive.
And hope the other fellows thrive
A. ". L.
Wasn't that elopement story highly
colOred one?'
Il should say /. was The father was
purple with rage. the girl red with ap-
prohension, her chum green with envy
tho minister white with fear. tho fellow
showed a distinct yellow streak. while
tho whole wedding party We're blue al the
outcome. Baltimore American.
Probably for the first time In tho history
Of irrigation a new member OF tho, Church
was immersed IN an irrigation ditch In "A
baptismal ceremony. Just west OF Irrcan.
In the Canadian Pacific Railways irrlga-
ton block, Alberta. J. S. Culp a farmer
and also pastor Of the Church of tho
Brethren. officiated AT the ceremony. and
Mrs. r. Studdebaker was tho member who
embraced tho faith and was immersed In
the irrigation ditch.
Wigg BJoncs is pretty lucky fisher
man. isn't he;
Wagg-Nes. hc nearly always finds some
body To believe him philadelphia Record
"Thrcc nights at sea between America
and Europe" says "The Travellers Ga
zettc." rs tho alluring promise held ont
by the Premier Of Newfoundland a. the re.
suit ~ a proposed new lire Of fast steam
ships and o new railroad from Cape
Charles. on the Newfoundland coast. and
Quebec Fast vessels are TO sail between
Cape Charles. which is said to he an Ice
making sixty miles an hour are 10 carry