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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-13
|ND|ANOPOLS IS STORM CENTER
FOR FEDERAL LABOR UNION PROBE

office, it is said, will also afford much
grand iur,. John J. Mcnamara, i,
is alleged, rented a postoffice box
under the name of c. J, Sandusky
and received a large amount of mail
under this alias. 1t Is believed that
the money order records will account
for the disposal of a part Of the ST.
GOO month which Secretary McNa-
mara had at his disposal for organ
izaton work"
Four deputy United States mar.
shals are guarding the mass of eyi-
dence, including books and papers
taken from the offices of the Iron
Workers Union Not an hour of the
day or night are the discriminating
documents Left unguarded.
This investigation is prompted by
no animus against labor unions"
said Attorney Miller Il think and
hope that the great masses of honest
and law abiding union men will APP
plaud our efforts to rid their ranks %
the criminals. We are going to bring
to justice every man, no matter what
his influence or position may be,
who has inspired or abetted crimes
such as those now under investiga-
ton.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-13
Dissolution Notice.

The firm of j. Mat Moore & Son,
composed of ]. Mat Moore and j. w.
Moore has this day by mutual con.
sent dissolved and J. w. Moore will
have exclusive charge of the imple-
ment business and j. Mat Moore will
take over the balance of the merchan.
disc lines formerly carried by the firm.
J. Mat Moore assumes all the indebted
ness of the firm and will collect all
the accounts.
!. MAT MOORE,
J. w. MOORE.
Ardmnrn Okla Dec Z 1911 71n
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-13

Notice is hereby given all hunters
that my place OF 1850 acres, located
west of Ardmore, is posted and posi-
lively no hunting will be allowed
16-1m. JAMES WATKINS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-13

If you are troubled with chronic
constipation, the mild and gentle eff
feet of Chamberlains Tablets makes
them especially suited to your case.
For sale by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-12-13
Our Rellalon.

We have just enough religion to
make us hate. but not enough to make
us love one another.-Dean Swift
The evening world., 1911-08-31

and posing as a paperhanger, while af-
ter dark he plies his nefarious occupa-
ton of burglary.
His mother Is an extremely Wealthy
and respected resident OF Ocean Grove.
and when he is conducted TO his coll
he asks at once for a nail file and the
Police Gazette. He always has a wife
In every state In the Union and fiancees
In all the Territories, and the newspap-
ers print his matrimonial gallery out of
their stock Of cuts OF the ladies who
were cured by only one bottle after
having been given up by FIVE doctors.
experiencing great relief after the first
dose.
The burglar wore q blue sweater. He
was neither a Raflcs nor one of the
chefs from IIelIs Kitchen. Tho police
WOULD have been baifled had tlcy at
tempted to classify him. They have not
yet heard Of the respecta bic, unassum-
ing burglar who Is neither above nor be-
low his station.
This burglar OF the third class began
to prowl. lie wore no masks, dark Ian
terms. or gum shoes. lie carried a is
calibre revolver in his pocket. and he
chewei peppermint gum thoughtfully.
The furniture OF the house was
swathed in it's summer dust protectors.
The silver was far way in safe deposit
vaults. The burglar expected no remark
able haul His objective point was
that dimlv lighted room where the mas
ter of the house should be sleeping
heavily after whatever ,Olacc he had
sought to tighten the burden Of his lone
illness. A touch" might bc made there
to the extent of legitimate. fair pro-
fessional profits-loose money a watch.
a jewelled stick-pin-nothing exorbitant
or beyond reason. lie had seen the
window left open and had taken the
chance.
The burglar softly opened the door OF
the lighted room. The gas was turned
low. \ man lay in the bed asleep. on
the dresser lay many things In con-
fusion-a crumpled roll OF bills, a watch,
keys, three poker chips, crushed cigars.
a pink silk hair bow ana an unopened
bottle of bromo settler for n bulwark
IN the morning.
The burglar took three steps toward
the dresser. The man in the bed sud-
orened his eyes. His right hanl slid
under his pillow. but remained there.
Lay still" said the burglar in con-
versational tone. Burglars of the third
type do not hiss. The citizen in the
bed looked at the rounl end Of the
burglars pistol and lay still.
Now hold up both your hands COM
manded the burglar.
The citizen had a little, pointed. brown
The evening world., 1911-08-31

lief the Year. I tried Finkelham's Ex-
tract. Balm OF Gilead poultices and
Potts's Pain Pulverizer; but I think 4.
was the buckeye I carried in my pocket
whnt dons the trick"
rs yours worse IN the morning Or ~
night7" asked the citizen.
Night" seid the burglar: '5ust when
I'm busiest. Say, take down that arm
OF yours-f guess you won't-Sayi did
you ever try Biickerstaf's Blood Builder Z
II did. Does yours cone in par
onysms or Is Y a steady pain7"
The burglar sat down on the foot of
the bed and resoed his gun on his knee.
1T Jumps" said he. IT strikes me
when I amt looking for Il. I q 20
glve up secord-story work because !
got stuck sometimes halfway UP. Tell
YOU what-T don't believe the bioomin'
doctors know what r. good for St"
same here. I've spenr a thousand
dollars without getting any relief.
Yours swell any"
cot mornings. And when It's soin' to
~raln-great Christopher"
Me, too" said the citizen. II can tell
when a streak OF humidity the sire OF a
tablecloth starts from Florida on It's
way to New York. n IL I pass n
theatre where there's an East Lynne
matinee going on. the moisture starts
my left arm Jumping like a ~toothache.'
IT'S undiluted-hades!" said the burg.
lar.
You're dead right said the citizen.
Tho burglar looked down at his pisto'
and thrust Il into his pocket with an
awkward attempt at ease.
say. old man. he said. c~onstraanediy.
eve try opodeldoo7"
The evening world., 1911-08-31

You're Never Really Down until you
Feel Envous oil a Truck Driver
Whistlips u, his Work,
To believe that we're Capable of
Coming tack" Is as Good as Beating
the Barrier!
You're on the Road to RigatvlHe
when you Begin to Fear the Reaction!
The Real Kind Of Righteousness Is
AlndyS Rcticent!
II doesn't Hurt to Acknowledge that
you're a Little Depleted-but that
doesn't mean Down and Olt'
The Most Original" Man We Ever
Knew didn't Know It Himself:
Once. on a Train. we Met a Man who
Looked us Right Smack-Dab IN the Eye
Emile he COPIED our wetrh,
Very often the Man who says "Buh-
lieye Me- doesn't Believe 1t Himself
Don't Enry Htm-0O Aftcr him,
The Right Kin OF Company is q
Dandy Little Dis'nfectant for the Bad
Habit!
Relax-and Watch the Problem
Shrink
Playing the Game both ends from tho
Middle Is Tresding the Perilous Path!
Nobody Expects the Accidentally
Made Man to Admit It.
One of the Most Pathetic Sights IN
Nature 10 that Of tine Petulant Man who
Packs Up his Doll-Rags snd Goes!
A Shadow may be DARK, hut II can't
10 Ste ttnnary! a
II Helps q Lot TO Remember that the
PaSt IL the Mere Debris Of Time!
The evening world., 1911-08-31
3d.

-slopr" sid the oitisen sngr1y.
ter"
. salve suitable for iiotie Minnie when
no kitten scratches her finger. I'll
tell you what! We're up against x. I
only ma ono thing tha eases her up.
Hey, little old sanitary. ameliorating.
lest-we-forsot Booze. Say-this Jobs or
-scuse ms--get on your clothes and
let's 20 out IND nave some. 'Scuse the
liberty. Dut-ouohl There she goes
again
For q week" said the citizen. i
haven't been able 10 dress myself with
out help. I'm afraid Thomas 10 In bed.
and"-
Climb out" sald the burglar. "f'rl
help you get into your duds."
The conventional returned as . tidal
wave and ood the citixea He
stroked his brown-and-gray beard
ITS very unusual" he began
Here's your shirt" said the burglar.
fail out. I knew a man who sald ON
berry's Ointment 1xed him in two westD
so he could use both hands In tying his
four-in-hand."
As they were going out the door the
citizen turned and started back.
Liked TO forgot my monoy." he -
planned: laid It or tho dresser iaAk
night"
Tho burglar caught him BY the sesAs
sleeve.
Come on" n said grufny. Il ask
you. Leave II alone. Nv rot me 0rfoAI
Over try witch hazel nj on Of winees
] green?"
The evening world., 1911-08-31
Winner-PiCking
BY John L. Hobble.

n ny brother George once bought
lN some land
A'A And found It naught but rocks
and sand;
And covered with such hills and drops
He could not even plant his crops
And so acknowledged with a sigh
That he was sue a fool to buy.
Ana then one day his neighbors found
a flow OF oil upon the ground:
So now he has his millions three.
Oh what a business man Is he.
Then brother James once bought some
earth
For scarcely half what It was worth:
And all the n~eighhors said his field
Would make him rich with bounteous
yield,
For no one there could well deny
That James had made a lucky buy.
But when his ground was sown with
grain
The season passed without a rain.
SO James Is poor as he can be.
oh, what a foolish man was hel
The evening world., 1911-08-31

desire the return Of his mate md the
more durable blessings of decorum and
the moral cxcellencies.
The burglar lighted a cigarette. The
guarded glow OF the match illuminated
his salient points for a moment. lie
belonged to the third type of burglars.
The THIRD type has not yet been
recognized and accepted. The police
have made us familiar with the first
and second. Their classification Is
simple. The collar IL the distinguishing
mark.
When a burglar IL caught who does
not wear a collar he Is described as a
degenerate of the lowest type. singularlv
vicious and depraved, and Is suspected
of being the desperate criminal who
stole the handouts out Of Patrolman
Hennessy's pocket In 1873 and walked
away TO escape arrest.
The other ~ell-known type is the
burglar who wears a collar. lie is al
ways referred to as a Raffles in Real
Life. He Is invariably a gentleman by
daylight, breakfastIng in a dress suit.
The evening world., 1911-08-31

ishins Co. CThs New York World.
Hail TO the Misfortune that Brings
out the Good Points!
Notion that we're In Dutch We pick
up a Paper and read about some Poor
Rum who's Being Tried for Murder!
Too old. did you say? William de
Morgan never Thought of Writing a
Novel until he was Sixty-Five, and
now he's one OF the Best Sellers in all
the World.
Misery may Love Company, but Hap
piress can Herd by Itself.
Sometimes Trouble Is Meant as a
Tonic to Dlspel that Tired Feeling.
The ZOO Loser takes It So Easily
that he's Hardly Ever Allowed to Win!
You're got to GiUe Yourself a
Chance before Anybody Else wiz.
Some OF us Fail to Diferentidte
betueen Merely Aiming High and
Shooting at the Noon!
The Mar who Never has Made a
Fool OF Himself can Pass. the Pornoise
Blood-Testl
II YOU can Sidestep Suffering. then
you're Happy.
The Brand OF Remorse that Corrodes
Is the Kind that Gets Results!
The evening world., 1911-08-31

and gray beard. Ike that OF a painless
dentist. lie looked solid. esteemed, IL
ritable and Disguised. lie sat up In ! ed
and raised his right hand above his
head.
Up with the other one ordered the
burglar. you might be amphibious and
si.uvt VITA your left. You can CONT
two, cant you? Hurry up. now"
Cant raise the other one said the
citizen, with a contortion OF his Inca
ments.
whats the matter with it?"
Rheumatism in the shoulder"
"Inilammatory?"
"Was. The Inflammation has gone
down.
The burglar stood for a momen or
two. holding his gun on the afflicted
one. lie glanced at the plumber on the
dresser and then. with "A half-embar-
raised air. back at the man in the bed
Then he. too. made q sudden grimace.
The evening world., 1911-08-31

n WHtrtf q VHTs a yoHhY Wd Wa5 SttN gUnB tO
tho house regularly" II was understood tnar an engagement
either existed or would shortly exist.
Now we have changed all that. I realize perfectly tina,
Il Is impossible for many OF you girls 20 entertain frequently
at homo. That 10 an Inevitable condition In an era OF small
apartments. But I hope. whenever you are 80 situated
that II IS possible. you do receive your men friends in your
own parlor.
You have q chance really to know each other than. At
the theatre or the baseball game or tho beach. you are
looking or listening to other things and people besides your
selves. You don't get acquainted. except for . few sur
face preferences.
The evening world., 1911-08-31

once you've got It. It's YOU for a rheu-
matte llfe-that's my judgment"
Ever try rattlesnake oil?" asked the
citizen. interestedly.
Gallons" said tho burglar. "1f all
the snakes I've used the oil OF was
strung out in a row they'd reach eight
times as far as Saturn, M the rattles
could be heard at Valparaiso, Indiana,
and back"
Some use Chtsclum's pills" remarked
the citizen.
Fudge" said the burglar. Took 'em
] five months. No good. I had some re-
The evening world., 1911-08-31

Don't stand there making faces"
snapped the citizen, bad-humoredly. III
you've come to hurgle why don't you
do it? There's some stuff lying around"
'Scuse me- said the burglar, with, a
grin. hut IL just socked me one. two.
It's good for you that rheumatism and
me happens to he old pals. | got 1t in
my left arm. too. Most anybody but me
would have popped you when YOU
wouldn't hoist tlut lef, claw az vuurs 90
Glow long have you had III" inquired
tho citizen.
-Four years. | guess that amt all,
The evening world., 1911-08-31

Better a Dozen
Crying IA bies than
one 4 b y 5 G d"
Man!
The Time Will
Come W h = n II
w o mt II a X g
Regular r ellers
Forty Years OF
c Lives to Find
Out what a Snap
and a Satisfaction
TIE Normel Life
is,
The evening world., 1911-08-31
Take the Lnftixfibe.

0WC tSC FSSSS0SSU We
A MAN who signs himself n. n"
= Il have been acquainted with
n young indy for a short time. We
have attended tho heatre together and
been on car rides. I should like our
acquaintance to he extended further.
May ! ask permission to call N her. or
must she Re the drst 10 breach the sub
ject?"
AZ a man. Il 10 your place TO ASK II
you may come to SEQ her. She very
likely 10 waiting for you to DO %.
The First to Write.
A GIRL who sigps hsrssk ~. a"
4 = Il nave been engaged to . young
man for a year and am going away now
on a months vacation. He asks me
to write to him while I am gone 10 It
proper for ham to write the first letter.
or Is It my place TO write first?'
Either way would be proper enough.
Hut IL he knows our address I should
permit him 20 open the correspondence.
A Mistake
A writes, -"
II have been paying attention TO
a young lady for about a year. Now I
hnd that she Is not the kind of girl I
care 10 marry. But ! don't want to Of
fend her and would stitl Ike 30 he
friends. How shall 7 sct?"
breaking &, gently is a delicate proc
ess. but II you are not formally en-
gagged TO the young lady l should sug-
gest that you simply make your visits
and other attentions much less frequent.
She will probably grasp the point
The evening world., 1911-08-31

The right sort OF girl lever shows to better advantage han In her W. home
Her sweetness her sracs. hsr rspos Of manner. her youthful charm are ali
Heightened. IN Isl given Just tn tgh background. A for "having q GOD time"
a parlorw with a piano M a channs dish holds Nmhusss possibilities Il fun for
two congeniai young people
And really me necessary ormaities are very few and simple It Is usual for
tho young man to ask permission to CALI In TIT hrst place. although In many
instances a friendly invitation from tho girl would Vol be u 81 place Even
an Informal call should nt generally be prolonged more tan two hours And
when III young man departs 10 say a word OF two absut the pleasant evsains
he las passed. Doesn't sound very dmcut, does Nf
The evening world., 1911-08-31
CT First Initiation.

cH FIRST Initiation.
Whites; sa' n., r..,, No,
through business. Ny, mother Is also
acquainted with him. and we both like
him very much. VIII It be proper for
the TO invite him 10 call. and how shall
| word my invitation"
Particularly as your mother 10 ec-
luainted with the young man, ! should
think you might quito properly ask him
TO call. Why not say. Mother and !
will be glad to see you some EVENING""
A DVided Duty.
A MAN who signs himself "s. H."
"A writes. ..n
married IN tho fan. 7 have rented a
smulI unfurnished house. Is It my duty
10 furnish il, or should my fianceo at
tend to thatP'
Tho usual custom IL for tho girl to
furnish all tho he'd and table linen, and
possibly the silvcrwnre. Tho man Is
supposed 10 supply the furniture and
other essentials.
A Late Caller.
A writes,
4 ~ Young man whom I should
hate 10 Offend calls on me evenings and
stays much lonEcr than IL usually con-
sldered proper, As no Is very sensitive
{ should like to find a way to let him
know that the calling hour IL past,
without hurting MS feelings"
why not jestingly point 20 the clock
and observe. Madame Grundy would
be shocked ~ she knew We were keep
ing such hours" He will laugh. but he
should take the hint.
The evening world., 1911-08-31
THE WHOLE WORLD KIN
The Rheumatic Romance
Of a Burglar and
His Victim.

Wopyishted by Doubleday, Page & Coz
TO he published In book form after Sept. i2.)
The evening world., 1911-08-31
Betty Vincent's Advice
On Courtship and Marriage
1.-THE Etiquette of Calls"

Fl HE etiquette of canss seems to be a bothersome pon for oung people Yt
a call when 4. is not n awkward one Is M of the very best ways Of
4 getting acquainted. II is also a nne test Of friendship.
\ generation ~, particularly in ountr places courtshp a almost entrsH
The evening world., 1911-08-31
"Cheer Up, Cuthbert!"
~ What's the Use of Being Blue ?
tx There Is a Lot of Luck Left.
BY Clarence L. Cullen.

= HE IIobgoblins of Hypochondria Hail to the Misfortune that B
mNc 10 "e iear ""eh "e' out the Good Points!
Her o Laugh
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
Methods, ratters Assigned.

The forty-ninth annual conference
Of the Methodist Episcopal church In
Colorado closed In Pueblo last Mon.
day afternoon with the reading of
the Appointments Of the ministers TO
the dIn rent charges for the cnsu.
ing year, There were large mum
bcr ot changes made, Canon city
was selected as the convention city
for next year.
The assignments IN the Arkansas
Valley are: La Junta, ", 4. Brown.
Lamar. y. r. Brace: Las Animas. &.
". iiauckcr: Rocky Ford. o. l.. Or
ten
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
THE PLAIN LITTLE THING.

I'm plain little thing, wild a com
ical nose.
An me hair is as red as most any
that grows;
An me freekles-what wonder l sit
by meself
At the frolics and dances-a shy lit
tie elf.
There's Kitty McChree, wild her
handsome dark eyes,
Bewitches the lads while she hard
ly alf tries.
See Larry Deal wild a tinder.like
glance, ::
Is askin' her. now, II she'll give
him dance
He smiles at her-faith, ! am watch.
In, ye see:
How me pulses would bound II his
smile was fer me!
But sit here. a.droop. like a bird
In a storm,
While me heart. full Of feelin' Is
beatin SO warm.
All. well. there are frolics | have-in
me mind
When leave me red hair and me
freckles behind.
Me tresscs are black on these make
believe nights,
And me cheeks are a.flush wild no
end av delights.
BE II skatin' or boatin' or party or
ball.
These happy dream.frolics-l'm the
queen ay thin all.
True. Larry. tonight. is wild Kitty
McChree;
But at make-belieye parties he's al.
ways wild me.
Mary h. Remission, In Sep
tember Pacific Monthly.
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
Prepared TO Fill Coal Orders.

We nov, have complete stock Of
cual on hand, aud are amply prepar-
ed TO care for your winters needs
In Canon lump. Canon nut. Rugby nut
and furnace coal
We are filling others bins and
Easements now: let us figure on
your winters supply.
Careful attention given all orders.
cROZIER COAL COMPANY.
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
Ranch Bargain SIS Per Acre.

| have $1,000 equity In 100 acres
OF Holbrook land: l30 acres In alfal
ia: seven miles from La Junta: ON,
and one-half miles from shipping sta
tion, good eightroom house; value
OF crops this year over $500 VII
consider trade for improved La Junta
property at actual value. 40 inflat
cd values considered. Cali On or ad
dress II. c. Todd. county clerk. La
Junia
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09

Watermelon Day at Rocky Ford.
John +. Walker commenced the
construction Of new residence ON
Ration avenue
\ The gross receipts OF the Water
melon Day excursion to Rocky Ford
were $29950.
Asa Scudder took a vacation and
went ON a visi, to his old home in
Hamilton. Ohio.
John Washburn moved his da;.-:.'
TO the Howard timber claim ON the
north side Of the river.
brook ditch would be completed this
fall-twenty years ago.
Mr.. f. ID. Ferrell and Mrs J. J.
White were married September 10.
ls9l-twenty years ago tomorrow.
Mr.. McGayock had In $50 acres of
oats southwest of town from which
he expected yield of forty bushels
per acre.
La Junta shipped % 600 pounds of
melons by express In one night. aud
II was thought the old town was
sure going some.
/ c. ID. Steward announced himself
as candidate for sheriff of Otero
county and W. r. Sears as candi-
date for coroner.
School opened Monday monring
with over 500 pupils. of whom I25
were In the kindergarten. ". ".
kollock and seven lady teachers were
In charge.
The county commissioners ordered
tweniy-nine patent folding booths To
be used at the ensuing election. Col.
orado was about TO give the present
method Of secret voting a tryout
The Episcopal church was being
used as an overflow school room until
the completion Of the Columbian
building. La Iunia stIll has the ov-
er'low habit. with more school build.
ings In course Of erection.
Labor Day was not celebrated In
La Junia twenty years ago - the
banks and the county officers being
the only ones who recognized the
legal holiday. La Jnnta had n re.
peater Of the same kind this year.
The La Junta Electric Ligh, and
Power Company filed articles OF In.
corporation. The capital stock OF
the company was $4,000. divided into
200 shares Of $50 each H. +. Has.
klns. l.. H. Waugh. = finney. r. r.
Doty and VI, t. Stern were named M
directors for the first year.
Carleton Graves. an American pho.
tographer aud son OF II. G. Graves.
was arrested In May.nc.. Germany.
charged with being n spy Graves
was touring Europ. taking photo.
graphs. aud was unmoisst'd until h.
reached Mny.nc.. wher. there In n
fortress OF which he was iaking n
view. lie ~ns In Jail two days.
According To Assessor Allen the
total property valuation of Oi.ro
county. twenty y'ars ago. WAS Ss.tst..
ss3 There were si..37 acres of ng.
ricuiturai land and ;o.si3 acres of
grazing land. ;.5l3 horses and t35
mules. This year there ar. i3s.iss
acres Of agricultural land. i;s.7s5
acres ~ grazing land, 1887 hors.s
and 7S7 mules. The total yAiua.
tion In 1871 10 ss.sa0.0i0
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
Opportunity Extraordinary.

You can have l60 acres OF land.
abundance OF water In fruit belt. and
only three miles from La Junta. for
$35 per acre. Call or write Hudson
& Layton. l02 Pope block. Pueblo,
Colo.
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
a Real Chance.

On account of the closing up of
an estate will sell flve.room. strict
ly modern house. good location. ut n
very low price. Address Box 1862.
or phone Junta 3i7,
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
eisesrss fee Sale

Plscsrds. printed on cardboard. In
large type. for sale ai this office ~
five cents each. ~ follows:
Lodxins.
For Sale.
for Rent.
Boarding.
Take One.
No Loafins.
No ynokink.
Drcssmakinr.
No Tresspsssins.
Furnished Rooms.
School report Cards.
No Hunting Allowed.
Boarding House Laws.
La Junta tribune., 1911-09-09
DBR COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER ., ,su

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