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Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18
WOMEN LIKE REAL
 MEN SAYS SANBORA.
Authoress Declares Elopemelt of Miss EStele French Is
 but Starter

Miss Kate Sanborn, of Metcalf. Mass, famous authoress. one time professor in Smith College, whose literary name is Katherine Abbott sanborn. believes that the daughters of the rich are tired of being ham pered. tired of living the empty life or society with men who are often weddings and seldom much more than mere puppets, are deliberately giving up many of their advantages and are turning to men whose phy- sical makeup is more nearly the elementary.
 The elopement of Julia EsteIle French, niece of Mrs. Vanderbilt. with a chauffeur. Jack Garaghty, in spired the statement. Miss sanborn said:
 Men of Straw.
 And whom should one expect a woman to marry, a man of straw? Why should a woman tie herself up NAAh c AAAetA MfApHt oAG NuAltN 4JNt- The world cries scandal when girl marries a man of her own set, whom it Is evident she does not love. and yet when the girl takes her fate into her own hands and marries for happiness. irrespective of wealth or social position. the world likewise cries scandal Where is the consistency of this {! It is human nature that each sex admires what is the most character ist.e trait in the other. hence a wo- man always wants a manly man and vice versa.
 Real Men.
 T can easily see how a good, healthy mind. with a natural desire for the partnership Of one should prefer a real man to one of the nanby-pamby creatures with whom she comes into daily contact
 Only one who understands tbe nature of woman can exactly com prehend why it is that a woman will forget everything else and fol- low the man she loves to the end whatever the end may be-"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18

It is to be hoped that the friends of statehood in Washington will not give any further attention to teie- grams from Arizona, urging them to stand by the recall. Standing by the recall has been the undoing of statehood SO far during the pres ent session of congress.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18
sAruRpAY NIehT DANCE

At Finnish Labor Temple, s o'clock, Saturday. 19th. Good music by or chestra. Admission $1.00. Ladies free.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18
WHO IS SONORA'S
 VICE GOVERNOR?
Official Returns Seem to Indi- cate Election of Gayou-
 Contest Likely

CANANEA, Son, Mex, Aug. IT, Politics is getting rather warm in Cananea, as the city election is draw ing nearer, it being held on Sunday, the 27th. Up 10 the present time there are only two candidates in the field for the mayOralty. but there are at least six tickets in the field, the cause for this being the office of 'pri- nero regidor,T or vice mayor. as many of the clubs desire to have Q good man in the office.
 During this week three clubs con- solidated and placed the popular ticket in the field, the candidate for the mayoraity being C. J Vanegas. Major Pedro BracamOnte is the can didate for the mayoralty of the Ma dero-MaytorenO club
 caycu Elected.
 According to the official returns or the state election, which was held on July 90, Eugenio Gayou has been elected vice governor Of the state, de- feating Francisco Morales for the oi- flee by a small majority However, there is considerable talk anout con- testing the election and it is probable that this will be done. Gsyou was the recipient of but few votes in the northern portion Of the state, but he secured good majorities in the south ern and central portions. The vote in the northern portion was split be- tween Bonillas and Morales.
 As the official figures have nc Bct ! been published, it Is difficult 10 state ! just what will be done in regard to ! the contesting of Gayou's election.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18

After paving the dust for six months and declaring that the peo- pie of Arizona would never give up the recall provision of the constitu- tor. and branding everyone who suggested that statehood could not be obtained with the recall pro vision as traitors of the territory. the Phoenix Gazette now is loud in its declaration that the people of the territory are ready to make the concession Of the recall for state hood The people of Arizona have been just as ready to make thi= concession from the very day that it was proposed to put the recall into the constitution as they are now. They well know that when a majority of the voters desire to put the recall in the constitution they can do so and they well know that had it net been for the howls oi the Gazette, leading Hunt, Parsons Feeny winsor and Cunniff, thai Arizona aould be a state today and enjoying the blessings which will come to US upon our admission tc the union or course. the peop'S of Arizona are willing to accept statehood without the recall nov the people have been in that fram' of mind ever since the oontoversl was started It has been th' shouting of those who are looking for office and thought to ride int' positions on the back of labor tha
 has kept Arizona and New Mexico in the territorial wilderness
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18
MADERO'S ELECTION
 ALREADY CONCEDED
People of Mexico City Regard His Selection as Fore
 gone Conclusion

FL PASO. Aug. 1.-The election Of Francisco l. Madero to the presl- dency of the Mexican republic is accepted as a foregone conclusion in the City of Mexico" said Attor- ney Dan Jackson, who has returned from she Mexican capital where he went to see Mir. Madero on legal business.
 Peace ard Order.
 Absolute peace and order" con tinued Mir. Jackson, obtains in Mexico City and the people appear entirely Eat.sfied with the results of the revolution and speak in opti- mistic terms of the outcome When an ex-reyolutionist visits the city carrying arms he is promptly dis armed though in many cases the mans arms are returned to him when he is leaving the city to go home.
 Review of Troops.
 q witnessed the grand review o1 the troops by President de la Barra or the 9th of this month. It was the occasion of the president pre- senting a battle flag to the EieveEth cavalry, a new regiment that has just been mustered into the service. Ar array of SO.OoO troops of the reg ular army passed in review before the president and it was an inspir- ing spectacle, for the troops made a fine appearance.
 Presidents Guests.
 The president had as his guests, sitting beside him on the review stand Of the palace. Francisco l. Madero and General Reyes. and the latter was enthusiastic in praise oi the splendid showing made hy the troops"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18

late Senator Vest, of Missouri. has almost been forgotten. It was de- livered in the course of a trial of a man who had shot a neishbors dog. Senator Vest said:
 Gentlemen CT the Jury: The best friend a man has in the world may turn against, him and be his enemy; his son or his daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful Those who are nearest and dearest to us. those whom We trust with our happiness and our good name. may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. T. flies away from him perhaps when he needs it most A mans reputa- ton may be sacrificed in a momen, of in-considered action. The peo- pie who are prone to fall on their knees to do US honor when success is with us. may be the first to throw stores of malice when fall ure settles its cloud upon our heads.
 The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world. the one that neyef deserts him. the one that never proves ungratefui is lis dog.
 Gentlemen of the Jury. mans dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sick ness. He will sleep on the cold ground. where the wintry win blow and the snow drives flercely if only he may be near his masters side. He win kiss the hand that has no food to offer he will lick the wounds and scres that come ir encounters with the roughness CT the world. He guards the sleep of lis pauper master as if he were a prince,
 When riches take wings and rep utation falls to pieces. he is as con stant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. T fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world. friendless and homeless. the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of ac- eomFanying him to guard against danger. to fight against his enc nies.
 And when the last scene Of all comes and death takes the master in its embrace, and his body is laIa. away in the cold ground, no mat ter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head be- tween his paws. his eyes sad, but open in alert watohfulness. faithful and true, even to death"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18
FRENCH KITCHEN

Everything nice and clean. Board sl.OO day. S2S ronth.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18
VESTS EULoeY

OF A DOG.
 The eulogy of the dov. which added greatly to the fame of the
Bisbee daily review., 1911-08-18

If a book agent didn't butt in. he'd never get in.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1911-03-17

stage. She possesses beautiful, rich,
high soprano voice, flexible, of delight
full quality and wide range, and each OF
her numbers on the program was well
received.
Don't forget the Chicago Glee club
in the Improvement club hall next
Wednesday evening. This is the last,
but the most choice of the Lyceum at
fractions engaged for the season. 1t
easily ranks as one of the leading en-
PERTAINING companies on the American
platform. Reserved seats are now on
sale at the st. Lucie Drug store.
The st. Lucie County Sunday School
Convention convened in its first session.,
in Fort Pierce, yesterday afternoon at
2:SO with many of the Sunday schools
of the county represented, and an Or
eanization was perfected At the even
ing meeting Prof. John A. Swartz, OF
Pennsylvania, who is engaged in organ
izing the various counties OF Flofida'
gave most interesting address, A
full account of the convention will ap-
near in our next issue.
St. Andrews Episcopal church, third
Sunday in Lent Rev. Vincent c. Lacey,
priest in charge: = Holy Communion at
"a. M; Sunday School at 10 M;
HOLY Communion an sermon at IL a..
M; evening song, sermon and choral
litany at 1880. Evening SONG. and SER
mon at St. Pau's church, Walton. at
o'clock. Lenten week day services
at St. Andrews church as follows
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Satur-
day. short service and meditation at 4
y. M. Wednesday and Friday, litany
and address at 7:30>p. m. Holy Com
munion Thursday al $40 a. m; Child
ren's services Friday At Sp, m,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22

entertainment you tell your companion
that il makes dark.
II in speaking Of her husband a wife
says he is a tame man. she merely means
that he is a man OF peace and justice
The word house" means more than with
us. Your buttons share your own privilege
Of living in house. The button holes are
called houses" OF the bottoms. The squares
on chess board are also houses"
You don't say. I'm going to shave -
You say I'm going TO do the beard %
Neither do you say on the way to the
BARRIERS. I'm going TO get my hair cut %
but YOU say, Pm going 70 cut my hair"
When you are in Portugal you have
twenty fingers. but no toes. II you want
20 make distinction. YOU say Fingers OF
the hand. or Fingers OF the foot" In
stead OF telling the servant to set the table.
YOU tell her to put" It. When you 20 to
tire theater. you assist" You mean that
you are there.
Residents in flats who mediate taking a
holiday in Portugal viii be relieved to hear
that no one plays the piano there. They
merely touch" it. Neither do they ring
the bells. They touch" them also. But
they play stones, meaning that they
throw them; and ship at sea plays
when II pitches and losses.
Be careful how you tell your landlady
that you intend to dine out or she may
/ think that you intend dining outside" l.
IN the garden. In answer to the kind in
ouires OF your friends. don't say that you
are we'll. say that you are good"
A sleeping bridge means a bridge that
Is fmmovable mot draw-bridge). stag
nant water also sleeps" so do trucks OF
trains that wait anywhere during the night
When they laugh in Portugal they unite
themselves 20 laugh" and when they cry,
they "unmake" themselves in tears"
persistently unfortunate man SAYS Il
Is SO unlucky that II I fen on my back
should break my uossi'
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22

You know Agnes is my dearest friend.
She always tells me everything--well. al
most everything-and always tell her
everythins-well. almost everything
we made compact that we'd never flirt
with each others men. that is. the men
we really liked and whom we had reason
to believe liked us
Wen. Of course, I don't care a lot about
Johnnie. and goodness knows he probably
doesn't care much for newly should he
think I'm awfully homely Sometimes
at least 1 think am by that mirror over
the mantel piece in Cousin Annes room
but / should have thought Agnes might
have seen that / liked him a good deal.
and that he was crazy about me. and not
made such an idiot Of herself that night.
Why, the way that sirl behaved was sim
ply disgraceful.
She had on that black and gold gown
that is made In such way il doesn't look
as though it had anything 10 it but hem.
from a little distance. She sat beside
johnnie on the sofa and must say was
surprised AZ even Agnes ] heard every
word she said and, although she only
talked about the Meekmans' theater party
ana the weather sue niu II IN regular
sneak way.
/ On. l can tell. There is a way Of saying
Its cold tonight" that means Il think
YOU are too attractive for anything
was standing BY the piano with Archie ]
had on my blue and silver dress that is
made in such a way you can only see the
stitches where the hem ought TO be. and
when ! heard how she was talking I said
10 him rs # raining this evening"" in
way that meant Il love you madly.
: Agnes needn't think / don't notice her be
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22
Bachelor on a Claim
Name and Address.

was reading in The Bee or some other
paper about a burglar breaking into the
Jail at Warrior Run. in Pennsylvania, and
robbing a lone prisoner OF 50 and IL cents.
And then / thought how much happier a
fellow is even on a South Dakota claim In
winter than If he was In Jail Sometimes,
on gloomy days. ] used 20 imagine this
claim holding stunt was a good deal like
being in JAN Now I know different, for if
8 burglar came along he'd be wasting his
time I'd make him stay over night and
give him a good. strong dose Of fat pork
and biscuits you must eat quick before
they get heavy.
We do have some fun. though. that
would tckh the easy living chaps OF the
Omaha Gun club or the Rod club. eth r..
One Of my near neighiors. who lives four
and a half miles south over the rise" (as
they call a big grade herej, told me the
other day about going prowling one day 10
see what hs could discover in the way Of
q nice. gentle COW animal. He got one
that locked as II she might do, although
she wasn't much on looks Al that Next
day he started home. when another milk
lover inveigled him into trade. 20 save
travelling himself. As a result my FRIEND
got a blind horse. an old democrat wagon
and 4 small bunch OF hens, and he was The
tickledest man that ever drove home. The
horse was quite active and strong ard biz
a hole IN the Manager the first day, 80 my
friend made up his mind 10 trade him of
in the spring or sooner. Having no use
for the wagon he first traded that for
five hens n farmers pair Of galiuses and
a heather watch chain with picture Of
Big Bill Taft on g.
Then one day his watch lost time and
D. got a laundering for an alarm clock
that would wake him up 10 keep his fire
going on cold nights; 80 he traded thir-
teen hens for an Old specimen Of the noisy
unlckeeper and got a pair Of shoepacks
thrown ia that some hungry dog had bitter
the legs Off So be had 10 buy himself
sosne more hens. having a hunger for homt
made eggs coming on Lent. and the priz'
heR Of the bunch the youngest, turned ca
TO b . u1fn rooster But hs stm hal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22

ing out West she diagrammed. we
vii, now have to add First In the Tri-
umphs Of His Country
George would be so pleased / groaned.
n there is a political bad egg in office
ne would trust the hens to Ratchet she
giggled.
That's only one city" I announced.
triumphantly Women shouldn't be too
elated by a little success.
-Ah. but remember women are in the
majority in the eastern states where the
electoral vote is greatest" she proclaimed,
proudly
what in thunder do you know about
the electoral voter ! asked sghast.
why. they're the only votes cast to
elect anybody and not the kind where
the people vote on measures. aren't they7'
she ended bit tsmely.
Exactly" ! breathed relieved. "You
read that other somewhere, 1 suppose!
But you wouldn't want me TO be Ike
Washington
why not?" she queried.
"He-youn pardon the personal nature
he married a widow" l enlightened.
What does that matter to met" she de
manded, pouting prettily.
Just hho wv NhSAAAeo' huIihNtNN
looking at her mouth. George and l had
one similarity Of taste, at least"
And just then his father appeared
don't forget that" she reminded. listening
for any footballs In the hallway.
Father forgave him nObly for owning
up" / added. "And then. when Georg,
said farewell he embraced everybody IL
the room"
"Are-are you leaving soOn?" she asked
shyly.
Copyright, 1911. by the N. Y. Herald Co.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22

havior at times. and II she is going TO
carry on like that with Johnnie ! shall flirt
with Archie.
She's awfuily keen about him and thinks
he's very much in love with her. though
privately / can't see It. believe If gave
him chanee-oh. well. Of course. he may
prefer her. Agnes is pretty good looking.
though l don't care for that kind OF a
figure myself
The day after she had behaved 50 out
rageously she came around 10 see me and
actually had the nerve 10 say, jokingly.
she had noticed how i had fiirted with
Archie the night before. she said he was
such nice boy She said My dear. for
that my room looked like q chorus girls
! told her that perhaps it did, but hers
generally looked the same way, except that
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22

goodness sake. why don't you play around
with him a little? Tn sick and tired Of
him. aad the poor fellow naturally feels
pretty blue about it. I'd be really obliged
to you II you'd be kind TO him and take
him off my hands a little"
grinned. who would have thought 1
could get such a rise out Of Agnes!
guess she's deeper than l thought. She
was in my room and I will admit it looked
a trife upset One can't change one s
clothes in an awful hurry a number Of
times and have ones surroundings look
immaculate. I tried to fix it up a little
by putting some shoes and slippers behind
the door. but found had already put some
hats there. / was trying TO think Of some
thing neat to say to her in regard TO her
actions with Johnnie. when she observed
hers was more like real hard working
chorus girls.
She said ooldly that she thought a pitch
fork would be Of great assistance to me
and offered me ten dollars for my lavender
satin dress that cost a hundred and TWEEN
ty-five that she had Just fallen over.
simply looked at her.
/ said. although / was a little hard Ut
and she knew IT, / wasn't quite as easy
as that 1 said 1 was quite willing TO make
a little money, however, and I had re-
ceived an invitation the day before to Mrs
Vanderbillion's dinner, and / would allow
her 70 look at il for dollar and smell 4
/ for two dollars. She said, thank HEAVIER
she hadn't been asked, as dinners like tina
tired her to death / told her they wer,
going TO dance afterWard and she could
/ have had good rest then.
We haven't spoken since.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22
BIZ WALTER A. SIN

Did you ever tel a Heg' asked Dotte.
after we had mentioned the Father Of HIS
Country.
"I-er-um-." I hesitated. trying 70 re-
member II I ever had.
Better not begin now. then" she warned
"Wouid you care 70 refresh your memory
from the records7
Moo. no-o-o.' 1 slowly pondsred
What long nos we haveg' she mar
yelled
4 can't see why you should be so curl
Gus 10 know about my truthfulness'-
Or. lack Of IT," she corrected.
Il don't ever expect to be president"
growled
Il suppose you aspire 70 head an lnsur-
ance company or trust" she insinuated.
''of course. the presidency Of the United
Estates has ceased to inspire the young
anyway. b. the time you reach eligible
age''-
THumph Humph / thought / was an
eligible young man" ! interrupted.
EiiEibls for the presidency" she ex-
plained. when you reach that age some
strong. great and wise woman win rule
this country"
And The first thing she does viii be to
ohange the wall paper Of the White
House. I prophesied- Il suppose YOU
fetg haNFitAu4f Autn-
II my countrywomen call me TO accept
the highest position OF trusts in the gift
OF the people,. she GRATED. I viii &C
ced"-
And I bet you won't give back the gift
either. II you follow the rule Of your sex,
remarked. n suppose you would be
Mother Of Your Country"
Aunt I think would express il more
Correctly she interposej swcetly.
Huh. And n case OF a White House
wedding ] asFed. What Them"
Don't SUPPOSE anything 50 absurd" she
commanded. "a shall never
Even admitting the opportunity may
nov be lacking the glitter Of marrying 8
woman president would attract the mos
irresistible. elegible bachelors" ] asserted
And ihen what2 Would our histories
show hyphenated name for the-say
thirty-siKth president? or would she in
sist on belng catalogued under both hei
names, confusing students OF history into
believing she was two presidentsg o.
would she be- President Jones. mes
sinthg
Alien have tried TO put off women viii
such uifling opposition for centuries. bu
We Will be denied no longer" she de
claimed. a think men politicians are be
ginning to Seattle"
~Ahai a threat. So the women woulS
hunt he-officiais out OF Officer"
4 hat was IN Washington. o. w. mean
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-02-22
Pitfalls in Portuguese

visitor TO Portugal who observed local
3 Is closely writes Interestingly TO the
3 . adelphla Inquirer about the things that
. s. him as queer. II appears the Eng
j -. -peah.ng person in Portugal who thinks
s. own language and tries to speak in
Ike nguage OF the country is a great
Do producer
q. instance. you never marry anybody in
e. ldsaI unless-strange paradox-you
appen 10 be a priest You marry with
oar beloved Maria. and the priest mar
ris you both. In the same way, you never
dream about anybody. but always with
them.
When the landlady at your boarding house
Ne ladling out your soup. you call out. Ar
rive" You are telling her 20 arrive 81
the stopping point; in other words that
you don't want more than she has put out
when YOU see a child that you want "a
fondls at the other side OF the room you
say to her. Arrive here and the child
promptly arrives" When we speak Of
wal,inE. we refer to a certain use Of ms
legs: but the Portuguese verb TO walk
has many more slgnifications. In Portugal
not only do the people walk. but also th'
trans walk. the train walks a balloon
walks. and a boat walks. Stranger still
the hands OF the clock walk around tn
facet A clock, by the way. never goes; d
works"
Unless you are very intimate or yer,
rude. YOU never say TO your fair partne
~ dinner -Wm you have some bread, som
vine. eteg" You inquire. WIN your excel
lency have some bread or, WIN the lad
have some bread
In splte OF the winter you are never coli
Ia Portugal. unless you are corpse. fo'
are with" cold. In the same way you ar
occasionally, with heat with" headache
with" hunger. or with" thirst. Whei
YOU have occasion 10 discuss the weather
YOU say. II makes cold. 1T makes
fog etc" On YOUR way home from Al