The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1911-10-25
Color to Match Complexion

your head off, il the horse you bet on
comes in tenth. If
Color to Match Complexion.
But say no. more. Go to the nearest
| druggist, make him swear that he is
respectable, and then buy a Pilgrim
Joe P%ercolated and Punctuated Porous
Plaster. Select the color that matches
your hair and eyes. If you are bald
headed and have only one eye, shut
that one and leave the selection to
chance. Go home and apply at once.
In all other porous plasters you have
to hire a second person to stick them
on. This not only entails additional
expense. but the porous plaster stick
ers have now formed q union and made
the limit six hours a day. In the case
Of my p. & P. plasters you pin them
to the wall and back up to them, and
the thing is done. Don't remove them.
When they are no longer Of use they
will glide off and be found on the
floor in the morning. l may arrange
later on to allow a price for old plas-
ters to those who buy new ones, the
same as in the piano trade, but have
not decided as yet. An old one with
your portrait on the back will look
we'll framed and hung on the wall.
Take no medicine Of any kind while
wearing a p. & p. Don't call a doc
tor-don't even bow to one on the
street. Make 10 change in your diet.
If you love pork and beans have them
three times a day. If you are in the
habit Of running out nights keep it up.
Just go right along about your bust
ness and leave your case in my hands.
I was born with a fatherly and mother
ly feeling toward the public.
No Scratching Against Wall.
One Of the beauties of the +. & T.
plasters is that the wearer doesn't give
himself away. He hasn't got to back
up to a wall every few minutes to rub
his back, and he can go all day with
out hiring a stout nan to use a curry
comb between his shoulders. This
alone is worth three times the price
Of the plaster itself, the universal price
Of which is Is cents. The material IS
so strong that there is practically no
wear out to it. Twenty of the dis
carded plasters sewed together will
make a nice tent for the lawn.
l have solicited no testimonials. but
thousands Of grateful people are writ
ing and t%elegraphing me. They have
found the 2. & P. plasters such a
blessing that they want the whole
world to know of them. The follow
ing are selected at random:
"a council Of doctors said that both
my l-:ngs were gone. I bought n Of
your p. & P. plasters, and within a
week 1 was blowing around about the
tariff in such a voice that I could be
heard q mile away"
II am a wife and forty years old. One
of your plasters has cured me of jeal-
ousy and Mysteries. l nc longer care
a cent whether my husband comes
home at 0 O'Clock in the evening or at
2 o'clock in the morning"
Prevented a Suicide.
II was about to commit suicide by
hanging. having been told that l must
die anyhow with cancer A small boy
Cduic IullLllIS with OiIc VI NOuA pas
ters, and l clapped it on. No more
suicide, and cancer all gone. Let the
whole world know it."
HAD catarrh, lumbago, night sweats,
liver complaint and pleurisy for four
teen years. Wore one of your plas-
tiers for four days and then licked the
biggest cop on the force"
"Had been so Respondent for fifty
years that my wife expected to find
me hanging to the bedpost every morn.
ing. Dependency all gone. One OF
your plasters did it. Have taken q
Job at a dollar a day and am making
the fur fly"
"Old maid homely discouraged
nothing in life for me. Bought and
wore one Of your plasters for a week
and am now engaged to the jim-dan'
diest man in the town. Don't publish
this. There are thirty other old maids
in this town, and I'll be hanged If ]
want to put them on to a good thing"