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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17
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much .fii"fIN spl'. o." congressman
Flood las Mr. Flood personally
doesn't .,,u Goo H. Haru t but the
pruuu,u,, ui u. s,utl,mm frum
virginia BOZ ta, .aHn.rf of fh, Dom.
Iu,rat. parts. which happens 'Hr fH'
present tu r. 900 control pf thc u1.
/ tuut huu.. of r.rfs..utatt,.. gives
/ tu hI. 4tt,nu.,. Ju Importance h'.
I loUH tntt which tn,. Nuuld other
NI.. have. Fu that reason w, feel
/ tHaI .ru, attention hnuld hr paid
loo tH, r,m1rkuW, speech mad, uN
Nr Flood boo santa o, a.t nigh:
/ MI tloud speech .tu mot De-
tt,u utH,iHI., Cham p. thul}
,,led threat tuat uuI,.s tlr Demo-
cratic u,h,' D.. elected boo Sew Mexico
thH tuf 800 effort viii no made d"
prevent President Tan lrum issuing
/ ~, proclamation Donsummuting the
admission cot tho state Co th, Union.
and that DO, Uoua, cot representatives.
win drD1r. void th" election oi "a
Republican member "t hat body
4 from this state
A. e. th, urt part OFF thi, threat
OF course. nobody need have any
/ fear Iur Mr l1't has demonstrated
on many occasions that Doe is mot Only
devoted go principles OF truth aud
Justice uut chat he haas unboundcd
courage aud maulincFs. aud We may
rest secure ln tho ASSURANCE that no
wrong Nill Do, prrpetratod upon the
people 0f tai. state through amy act
| OF bis iiut the seating opt o. member
oI congress .- another and quite "a
i different thing That BE- u matter
Il Within th, control cot congress usoli
anu Mr Flood ami his parts happen
60 br boo ID position To- make good their
Throat lu su-,at thu Republican Who
3. certain Goo Do, elected as "a repre-
s,uatis, from this state
The calm sumption bog Mr. Flood
that frauds riii Dee pcrpctratrd in tov
coming election is perhaps the mos,
insulting part of his speech aud %
sur, tu D." bitterly resented h} citizens
of Sew .NeNi,u without regard to
previous parr affiliations Tho fact
that this u,auom,r this casual utp-
} hazard visitor. Who's, "n5 Import
Me, Boo th' world arise. 'gom th"
fat that boz, happens ,or th, momcu,
Go occupy an office Ear above his mem
tai and moral stature. E willing to
rchash the Idle yaporiHgs of e."
irresponsible ilars and hlaekcu the
name OF o. people Whose collective
h"h'slN aud virtue arr mot surpassed
Dos that ui au, community n the
country stamps Mr. FIo"d 's the
marrow. bigotcd d,masosu, that we
hat, already proclaimed him Co bee.
Ana who ,s Flood. hist Do, should
assume THE scli-Iishie"us attitude
land pirate Nl pure politics w uh ,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

Tur Governor
~ ID. UyHStN
uI -u.uITu County
For Lieutenant Governor
MALQUINs MARTINEZ
of TBuH county
For Secretary OF state
sECUNpINO ROMERO
OF san Miru'l county
For state Auditor
" q. SARGENT
OF BIO Arribu county
For state Treasurer
sf.VEsTHE MlRAREL
of Valencia County
For state superintendent ~
schools
A. %. STROUP
OF Berunlillo county
For Attorney General
FRANK W CLANCY
90 Bcrnnlilln county
For Comm lssIonrr o. Public
Lands
ROBERT T. EUNlEN
or Union county
For justices of the supreme
court
FRANK W PARKER
CLARENCE !. ROBERTS
EDWARD a. WRIGHT
Corporation commissioners
GEORGE ". ARMtJO
or Santa Pc County
HUgf WILLIAMS
81 Luna county
". $ GROVES
~ Eddy county.
ron CONGI,ISS.
GEORGE CURRY
OF Otcro county
EIFEGO RACA
~ Bcrnniillo County
SECOND UDICINI DISTRICT
CANDIDATES.
For Judge
VI y HICKEY
For District Attorney
ANTONIO \ SEDiLLO
a 4. a a a q n a a a A
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

Good government az defined uy
tho bushVhaehrrs 90 Brrnglilo tDun-
IS means government thar provides a
good thius fpr the Gllien,mt, job
hunters
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

The local Democrats NUu went
U-tadlug VitG Oh, bushvha.k,r can
duubtlr,s appreciate the icohus, 81
the gentleman O.. -criptufal am' VINO
took passasr co. tHc Jeriehu road
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

II i- noticeable that tH, bushobaek-
crs didn't st Interested iu tho
blu, ballot uuul eltrr thr, began
To- dickcr with thv Democrat for the
dl.trihgiiou OF offices
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

Tn, speed with which tu, rt,. are
dos,rtiug tl, sinking GllonvBtcr
ship Indicate that the old tuu has q
hole Ia npr bottom as Dig a- arr
riug, gat,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

chairman jones probably figures Il
uui that Nuv transaction Involving
"a" nomination - Hanna and Van
stone is more IN thc noture nf sin
than TRADE,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

From tle wa, me Democrat, *.
palmer has been gotten into action It
begins Co iook as " That npu-puIt ,san
judiaiar was not Jpe pronouuct o. hit
b was expected to be-.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

fhr dispatches from Los Angeles
leave DO uncertain wh" is on trial
There Mcnamara or Juror Noaun
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

after hearing MI Uagrrmau' M
uWng distinction between m, MA.
Nv, citizens and whit. mou. ON, Is
not surprised that 1Is appl'-pckcrs
rIs 49, and handed him on, in the
solar plcKus
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

There is about as much hope ut in
t,r,stug Colonel Roosevelt Boo the
athletic uossibuiu, of bean bag ur
pussy -Nants-a-torn,. p- there D. ot
nducIng 90, Democratic spcll-biud-
orr tu discuss free NuuI
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

Candidate McDou0ld.s anxiety that
tn, people shall r,, what h. looks
l.kc creates En-, suspicion that the
circulation pf the Jawual-p,mocrat
D. another thing that Do. dursut take
seriously
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

Congressman Flood has evidently
drsrairrd of Donyinuns tive New NoN-
leo voters ST the d.sJrohilit, OF the
blue balHit amendment as hr has
switched Dob. line oI arEumcnt tu O.
threat Co steal "a, state unlc-. the
Democratic uykrt is elected
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

The contr.l between tho Giants and
Athletic bids ulr a. be- as close as
thu vote ON Wouan's suffragr in cal
Ifornia
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

", arD nov Informed that bright
fpuug lawyer" Huura dII NOT solicit
the Democratic nomination i.r Justice
cot fh, supreme court o. was handed
tu him ou silver platter aU tr.m-
med around with green nNus be-.
cause thtty was rr lawyer 900 the
Democratic part, ue ,uoush tor the
iuh lud boo order Go Furnish th, ripc
scholarship nvvcssur, .o hHrm"nizc
with the .t'w judicial pois' uf sum
mrrs nutkhtrt
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-17

the Democratic nomination i"r Justice
tu him ou silver platter. au uIm-
med around with green nuus be-.
cause thor, was Oh. LAWYER iu the
brmo,r1itr part, bte enough tor the
ipb. nnd boz order Go Furnish th, ripc
scholarship n,rrssuf, .o hsrmpnizo
....tf. a.. f.. f...ft..... ...l... ..t -..t o., .
...,. ru,,t.r,
Congressman Flood has evidently
drsrlir,d uf convincing tive New NoN.
leo voters 81 the d.HUhuit, OF the
blue balHit amendment a~ hr has
threat Co steal IA, .tat, unl,.. the
Democratic u,krt is elected
Candidate McDono.ds anxiety that
the p"opl" shall E', what h. looks
laHf IUIalffH HMfH N.."...I.Nu fIINf the
circulation oft thr Journal Democrat
g. another thing thar Do. doesn't take
seriously
There rs about os much hope ut in
athletic possibilu, OFF bean bag ur
pussy .Nants-a-,orn, ,- there D. oi
nducIng no., pcmo.rat speil-biud
orr to discuss free auoI
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
1t Means Health
For the Child

The careful mother, who watches close
ly the physical peculiarities Of her chill
dren. will soon discover that the most
important thing In connection with q
child's constant good health is to keep
the bowels regularly open. Sluggish
bowels will be followed by loss of appe-
tite. restlessness during sleep, irrita-
bility and dozen and one similar evil
dences Of physical disorder.
At the first sign of such disorder give
the child a teaspoonfui OF DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin at night on retiring and
repeat the dose the following night II
necessary-more than that will scarcely
be needed. You will md that the child
will recover it's accustomed good spirits
at once and will eat and sleep normally
This remedy Is vast Improvement
over salts, cathartics. laxative waters
and similar things. which are altogether
too powerful for child. The homes Of
Mrs. 8. a. Pittman. Miguel, Texas. and
J. c. Mills, Dumas, Texas, are always
supplied with Dr.. Caldwelrs Syrup
Pepsin, and with them. as with thou
sands of others, there Is no SUBJ
stitute for this grand laxative. 1t is
really more than a laxative. for it
contains superior tonic properties which
help to tone and strengthen the stomach,
liver and bowels 50 that after a brief
use Of it all laxatives can be dispensed
with and nature will do its own work.
Anyone wishing to make trial of this
remedy before buying It in the regular
dollar large bottle family size) can
have sample bottle sent to the home
free OF charge by simply addressing DR..
w. B. Caldwell. 2o1 Washington St..
Monticello, Ill. Your name and address
on postal card will do.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Public Spirit Run Riot.

Our little town O. Blueberryville is
right up to date an about as progress
sive an public-speerited as any town
In the state,' said Zedekiah Brush, as
he drove over the hills with the sum
mer boarder.
Fact is, some of us think the Sc
lec'men use the tax money a little too
freely keepin' pace with the speerit
Of progress that seems to be in the
air nowadays. Here, in the last year,
the town hall has had a new roof, an
a new boss shed has been built around
the church, an new handle put in
the town pump, an bridge costin'
crick. The town clock has been put
In repair at cost of $3.50, an
they've put three dozen new books in
the town liberty, an now they are
most 5000 has been built over Plum
talkin' of offerin' firm a bonus O.
$500 to start pickle factory in the
town. Once a lot o. selec'men git
the progressive fever, an the tax
money flies. Public speerit is all right,
but us taxpayers has to foot the bills
when 1T runs riot the way it does here
in our town. Nudge.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16

dusky potentates were resplendant In
the magnificent jewels for which they
have long been famous. Indeed such
a display of precious stones never be-
fore was seen in modern times. The
rajahs, after making their obetes-
ances, grouped themselves about the
throne, where also stood the govern
ors Of the Asiatic colonies Of the
crown, other distinguished govern
ment officials and invited guests.
Queen Wears the kohlnoor.
The king was crowned king
or at Westminster, SO he took his
throne already wearing crown that
had been made especially for this oc-
casion, CARRIED in the royal robes OF
state, wearing the state jewels and
carrying the scepter. By his side sat
Queen Mary, on her brow the crown
that was made for her coronation and
In the front Of which blazed the great
Kohinoor, the Indian diamond sup
posed to bring good fortune If worn
by woman. Her jewels were even
more magnificent than those she wore
at the coronation at Westminster,
among her new ornaments being a
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
1T IS CRIMINAL TO NEGLECT
THE SKIN AND HAIR

Think Of the suffering entailed by
neglected skin troubles-mental be-
cause of designation, physical be-
cause Of pain. Think of the pleasure
of a clear skin, soft, white hands, and
good hair. These blessings, so essen
tial to happiness and even success in
life, are often only matter of little
thoughtful care in the selection of
effective remedial agents. Cuticura
Soap and Ointment do so much for
poor compilations, red, rough hands,
and dry, thin and falling hair, and cost
so little, that it is almost criminal not
to use them. Although Cuticura Soap
and Ointment are sold everywhere, a
postal to "Cuticura," Dept. q L, Bos-
ton, will secure a liberal sample of
each, with 32-page booklet on skin
and scalp treatment.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
NOT for Earthly Ears

DR.. Reed, a minister, was open
ing the Sunday morning service al
his church with the usual prayer
While he was in the midst of it q
stranger entered the church and took
a seat far back.
DR.. Reed was praying in a low
note, and the man in the rear, after
straining his ears for a while, called
out: pray louder, DR.. Reed. can't
hear you
DIR. Reed paused, opened his
eyes and turned them around until
they rested on the man in the rear
Then he said: Il was not addressing
you, sir; l was speaking to Cod
London Watchdog.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
SOME CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
Double Penalty Threatened for Those
Who Dared to Interfere With
the Wires.

Rotorua has been laughing over the
wording af notice that has been
placed by the public works department
on some of the electric wire posts on
the road to Okere, in New Zealand.
Some time ago Maori youth, who
seemed to have misguided taste for
experimenting, threw a long piece of
cable over the electric wires that run
to Rotorua from the power station at
the Okere Falls.
The town was at once plunged in
darkness for two or three hours until
the mischief had been located.
The dusky and youthful experiment.
er was carpeted in the court and fined
for his scientific enthusiasm, and the
department put up this notice
amy persons climbing the electric
light poles or damaging the insulators
are liable to fatal shock and a pen
atty of 910"-Tit-Bits.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
GOT THE LETTERS MIXED
clergyman's Mistake Resulted in Civ
ing Decided Surprise to Digni-
fled Archbishop.

One of the most amusing stories
which the Hon. Lionel A. Tollemache
tells in Nuts and Chestnuts," is that
entitled. 1.-THE Wrong Envelope" Mr..
M, missionary, shortly before
leaving England, received two letters
one from Archbishop TAFT asking him
to dine, and the other from the secre-
tary of a religious society, very old
friend, asking him to preach. He &C
cepted the archbishop's invitation,
and at the same time wrote to the
secretary, but put the letters into the
wrong envelopes.
After the dinner at Lambeth the
archbishop said to him: "Mr. M,
do you always answer your dinner in
vitations in the same way"
Il do not understand, your grace"
The letter, which was then shown to
the missionary, ran thus: You old
rascal! Why did you not ask me be-
fore? You know perfectly well that
l shall be on the high seas on the date
you name. London Tit-Bits.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
The Difference.

John M. Harlan" said a Chicago
lawyer, in eulogy of the late SUI
preme Court Justice, had way OF
pointing an observation with a story.
Once he wanted to rehuke man for
exaggeration, so lie said he was as
bad as a Pittsburg millionaire who
was being interviewed by a New York
reporter.
Where, sir. were you born?' the
reporter, as he sharpened his pencil.
asked.
81 was born in Pittsburg.' said the
millionaire.
"'And when did you frst-er-see
the light of day.
When | was nine the millionaire
replied. My people then moved to
Philadelphia.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Somewhat Inconsistent.

The young woman had spent busy
day She had browbeaten fourteen
saies-people. bullyragged shop.
walker, argued VIGOROUSLY with a
milliner. laid down the law to a mod
iste. nipped in the bud taxi chauf-
feur's attempt to overcharge her,
made street-car conductor stop the
car in the middle of a nonstop run
for her, discharged her maid and en-
gagged another, and otherwise refused
to allow herself to be imposed upon.
Yet she did not smile thet evening
when young man begged:
Let me be your protector through
life!"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16

| beautiful lotus flower of diamonds.
She was garbed in the white and
gold embroidered robe worn at the
coronation.
Close beside the imperial thrones
| when the twenty-four state trumpet
ers with their silver trumpets herald
ed the durbar were, of course Lord
Hardinge, viceroy of India, and Lady
Hardinge.
Most spectacular was the grand re-
view OF troops, about 10000 in num-
Der. Most Of these were native
troops, and they were garbed in the
most gorgeous uniforms in the world,
The rajahs and other native prin-
ces present brought their own ele-
plants, the size of the animal depend
ing on the rank Of its owner, and the
huge brutes with their magnificent
howdahs and other trapptngs added
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16

king and queen Of Great Britain, were
recognized today as emperor and en-
press of India. Up to their thrones
marched the proudest chiefs of Hin
dustan and there did homage. The
ceremony was without precedent, for
never before has a British emperor
OF India come to Delhi, the ancient
seat Of the kings Of India, to assume
his title. The Durbar, for which elab-
crate preparations had been I'M
der way for months, took place in a
great camp to the north of the city,
some five miles square. The tempo
rary population of this camp is about
a quarter of million, and it is fur
nished with all the conveniences of
modern life, including 81 post Offices,
ten telegraph offices and even cleo
trio light, railways, motor cars and
taxi-cabs. There the people gathered
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16

for the durbar have been amusing
themselves for several days with polo.
hockey and military tournaments and
other festivities.
Display Of Jewels Is Wonderful.
The durbar proper took place in
an immense semi-circular amphithe-
alter on the, historic ridge where
few Englishmen once made a heroic
stand against the revolving natives.
In the center of the semi-circle was
throne Of gold and silver surmount-
cd by copper dome. Taking his
seat on this, George received the hon.
age OF the rulers of the dim mil
hons" of his subjects, about $50 rul-
ing princes of Hindustan. These
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16

much to the oriental splendor of the
scene.
Presents for Indian Subjects.
The king and queen brought from
England a vast number of presents
for their Indian subjects, including
a thousand plum buildings made in
the Buckingham palace kitchens, and
a great number Of rich cakes, York
hams and Stilton cheeses. Then
there are rolls Of English linen, piles
OF Buckinghamshire, honiton and
point laces, illustrated books, fancy
leather goods, silverware of all kinds.
British silks and yelvets, pictures and
photographs and a great variety of
other articles.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Resiuned.

The sick man had called his laws.
1 wish to explain again to you 81,
he weakly, about willing my pronas
ty."
The attorney held up his hand 70.
suringly. There, there" said &
leave that all to me-" y
The sick man sighed resignedly :,
suppose | might as WELL" said i.
turning upon his pillow "Youu ),
1t, anyway"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Husband Was WILLING.

The Scot has no monopoly of domes-
tic felicity, as many piquant para
graph bears witness. The other day
an old farmer and his wife were do
ing" the sights of a provincial town,
and, among other places they visited
a panorama of South Africa
The views were extremely interest
ing, and the couple were enjoying
themselves to the full AS scene after
scene passed, the woman's enthusi-
asm increased, and at length, turn
Ing to her husband, she exclaimed.
"Oh, Sandy, this is really splendid
I could jist sit here all my days."
"Ah, weel. Jennie, woman" replied
Sandy, to the mirth of those sitting
near, Just sit you still there; I'll not
grudge the saxpence"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Question for Question,

II shall discharge our butler" said
Mr.. Cumrox.
What's the trouble?"
He doesn't show me proper defer
ence. When l am paying a man lib
orally, I consider 1t his duty to laugh
at my jokes
"And won't he?"
Il don't think he can. He's an Eng
fish butler. When in a spirit of gen.
tie and condescending badinage I said
to him, Hawkins, can you tell me
which came first, the chicken or the
egg? he said, Which did you order
first, sir?'"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Fellows In Distress.

An efficient woman principal Of a
New York grammar school. though
devoid of good looks and bearing the
marks OF long service in her profess
sion, still retains the charm of a de-
lightful frankness. One day while
watching the pupils pass out Of her
building two by two, as usual, she no
ticed one boy marching alone, with
his arm to his eyes, sobbing tumultu-
ously. In answer to her solicitous in
quiry as she drew him from the line,
the little fellow walled: II haven't
g-got no pardner!"
The principal extended a prompt
and sympathetic hand. Shake, dear
boy, shake!" she invited. 81 haven't,
either" ...... ...
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Some Undertaking..

The official undertaken of small
town was driving through the county
on one of his regular missions A
woman came out to the gate of a farm
yard and hailed him
Il don't seem to recall your name,
madam" he said.
That's funny" she said '.It amt
been more'n year and a half ago
since you undertook my first husband.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
New View of 1t.

Il envy the man who believes that
superstition about Friday" said Mr..
Growcher.
Il consider it depressing .....
mot at all. A man ought to be
mighty comfortable who can feel sure
there's only one unlucky day in the
week"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Left Him Thinking.

Il promised my wife a half-crown
to put in a home-safe every time l
kissed her. Later, when she opened
the safe, there were a lot of sover
eigns and half-sovereigns in it. l
asked her where she got them.
Everybody is not so stingy as
you she replied. London Tit-Bits.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Big Salary EXPLAINED.

And how is your excellent son. the
divinity student? He graduated from
the theological academy about a year
ago. | believer" Yes, just a year
ago. And he's doing SO we'll! They
pay him q wonderfully large salary
and next year he's to get more" I'm
deed! That's very unusual. Perhaps
1t is his excellent delivery that nets
olm the large emolument." Eyes.
that's it. He's one of the pitchers in
me big league. cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
By Way of Excuse

"Youngleigh has some singu,.,
ideas"
What, for instance?"
well, he says it is mean to Dros.
by other peoples experience afts1
they've been at all the trouble ana
expense of collecting it."
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
No jury.

Didn't you give that man jury
trial?"
Look here" replied Broncho Bob,
there amt big lot O. men in this
settlement. We couldn't possibly git
twelve of EN- together without start
in fatal argument about somethin'
that had nothin' whatever to do with
the case. "-Washington Star.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Completely Spoiled.

What's the trouble with that prima
donna?" asked the manager "She
used to be very pleasant and consider.
ate. Yes" replied the stage man.
ager. but she has gotten SO she be-
1eves all the press agent writes about
her."
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1911-12-16
Particular Woman,

"She insisted on having a woman
lawyer secure her divorce"
"Why was she so PARTICULAR"
She did not want to go contrary to
that portion of the marriage ceremony
that reads, Let no man put asun-
der. Judge.