Gilpin observer., 1911-07-20
OBSERVATIONS


the members Of his congregation to
tell him their troubles is fixing up a
big package for himself.
Producing watered stock should be
made capital offense.
The money that automobilists burn
up somehow gets into the Standard
OIL Golfers reincarnated.
The sorrows OF others need not
necessarily make us sad, but they
should make US more sensitive to
our own joys.
President Taft seems to have
gained considerably in popularity
since the passage of the tariff bill If
the invitations for the establishment
Of a summer capital are any indica-
tion.
There are two epochs in the his
tory Of Mexico-before and since
Diaz has been president
The salt trust is getting fresh
again and has raised the price an
other notch.
That old saying about casting
pearls before swine" is losing it's apt
ness.
Anyway, the prodigal son demon
strated that it is worth while to
come back.
How tickle is fame. An exchange
speaks of Former Congressman w.
]. Bryan.
When magazines will pay dollar
a word there is not much incentive
towards keeping quiet.
Al woman's husband has no faults
that she will allow the neighbors to
talk to her about.
When the babies get to squalling,
the man Of the house likes to storm
off down town.
If you haven't an enemy, you
haven't done much to earn a friend.
Probably it is the whiskers that
make some women enjoy kissing cats.
The law of gravity is the only
thing that keeps some people on
their feet
A man without hands has hard
time holding his own in this world.
The hen-pecked husband hasn't
much on the chicken-hearted bach
elor
Some women's hats are dreams
but too many of them come true.
There can be no home nest with
out some little ones in it.
Experience is a good teacher, but
the rates of tuition are high.
The half-baked fellows are often
the most easily burnt.
California's legislature cost $400
an hour. Talk isn't so cheap, after
all.
Enforcing all the statutes would be
a monumental job.
Justice Harlem is said to be a
Presbyterian. There is no doubt
about his being a dissenter.
: Al Chicago society lady goes on
record as stating that hired girls
should be allowed to play the piano.
1t is probably not so much ques-
to as whether or not she wants to.
Legislative enaction seems to do
about the same amount of harm as
legislative inaction.
The grown-up man who doesn't re-
tain enough of his youth to make
him congenial playmate for his
children little while each day isn't
qualified for a parent-and has lost
the power to enjoy the sweetest.
pleasure of life.
Under it's original charter the Bank
of England can sell beer without a
license. 1t is not anticipated, how
ever, that 1t will take advantage OF
this provision.
Why do we cuss Adam for yield
ing to the tempter. The papers are
full of the foolish things that the
men of today do 'just for a girl"
The Adam of today is not much OF
an improvement over our famous
progenitor who rented the ground
flat in the Garden of Eden.
kissing is not to be too strongly
encouraged-but the young ladies' do
not believe in unreasonable re-
straint."
Postmaster General Hitchcock is
being criticised because he has 40
waste baskets in his office. IL he
would supply all his postmasters with
that number and give them instruc-
tions to use 'em, the postal deficit
would go glimmering.
Lent would be more generally OBJ
served II 1t came during the period
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