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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1911-11-24
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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1911-11-24

An all-steel and concrete car train oil
the Pennsylvania asaSroad jumped the
tracks near Monmouth Junction, N. j.,
on Friday, while running at the rate of
so miles an hour, and. instead of the IA
mlliar spectacle Of wreckGSe and suf-
fering, not single passenger Was even
badly shaken up. The cars sSood every
test perfectly. the rails yielding first to
the enormous pressure and being twisted
apart, while the coaches stood fr@l
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1911-11-24
Entertainment In the Home.

A Louisville barrister escorted his
wife and daughter to a lecture and then
to his wfe's annoyance disappeared. He
was on hand, however, when the meet
ing was over.
Hello, there, Theodore" said a friend,
meeting the barrister and his family in
the street car, been to the lecturer"
The lawyer stole a look at his wfe's
face
mo-" he answered, "just going. -
[From Success Magazine.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1911-11-24
Says He Licked Hapgood.

Edward Hartwell of Peru has been COM
mitted to the Bennington county Jail for
70 day in default of payment of s25
fine imposed by Justice c. NJ. Russell in
Peru for an assault upon NJ j. Hapgood.
Hartwell, who is about 50 years old, af-
ter his arrival in Bennington said that
ne gave Hapgood a good licking.
HartWell Is confident that friends in
Peru will raise the money to pay his fine
and that he will not be obliged to serve
his full sentence.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1911-11-24

In the meeting of the National Grange.
held this week in Columbus, Ohio, OIL
liver Wilson of Peoria, H., was elected
master. C. f. Smith of Morrisville, vt,
is chaplain and Mrs. Smith Is lady as
sistant steward
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
SAYS "NEVER CAN TELL"
Heart Asked Whether i;e Would Be
Presidential Candidate

New York, May 25.-William Ran
dolph Hearst sailed for Europe today
with his wife. Asked at steamship
pier who he thought the democratic
candidate for president would be, Mr..
Hearst said:
Il think Champ Clark has done such
good work in the house of represen-
tatives and is so largely responsible
for the democratic success that he is
very conspicuous for 1872
Mr.. Hearst said that Gov Wilson
and Gov. Harmon were both good men.
Would you run yourself?"
NO" replied Mr.. Hearst, and then
added:
We'll. you never can tell, but | do
not think that is a legitimate ques-
ton
President Taft was the logical can
ddate of the republicans, said Mr..
Hearst.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

blockaded by the L. S. sloopof-war
Brooklyn All rostal service in the Sc
ceded states suspended
1S64-The territory of Montana or
ganized into a territorial government
by act of congress.
lS65-Kirby Smith surrendered,
which was the last confederate or
ganization.
lS6S-The impeachment trial con
cluded. The vote on the second and
third articles having failed, the high
court adjourned sine die. Secretary
Stanton relinquished charge of the war
department, General Thomas assuming
its duties.
1S74-The mayor of New Orleans
issued an appeal to the country for
relief of 5000 victims Of the Louisi-
ana floods.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
"The Cherokee Advocate -

Ninita, Okla, May 25,-The Oldest
printing establishment in what is now
Oklahoma, the plant of the Cherokee
Advocate, is 10 be sold at public auc.
ton to the highest bidder. The pub
licaticn of the Advocate was author
lied by the Cherokee national council
at Tahlequah October %, 1913, where
tho wSoaper was conducted until
AaIch /. 1906, when it was discontin-
ued because the interior department
saw no further need of it. The Ad-
vocate was suspended from the begin
ming of the civil war until 1867. Its
first editor was William p Ross, a
graduate of Princeton.
The Advocate was printed by the
Cherokee tribal government in the
English and Cherokee languages ana
for the latter used the characters de-
signed by George Guss, more widely
known as SequOyah, who made the
Cherokee a written language The
matrices from which the Advocates
type We're cast We're sent lately to
Washington to the Smithsonian Insti-
tuition, where they will remain for all
time. The eighty-siX characters in
the al habet of George Guess each
represented one of the sounds used
in speaking the Cherokee language,
and the Cherokees quickly learned to
read their language. there being hardly
a full blood that was unable to read
and understand his printed page. The
Advocate was distributed without cost
among the tribal citizens.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

sight mair like the place, too. Every
bcdys Magazine.
At a dinner in New York during
his disastrous American visit Henri
Farman, the aviator, complained Of
the American customs regulations.
"With their affidayits, declarations,
examinations and what not, said Mr.
Farman, there is too much red tape
about your customs. A man gets lost
in all this red tape, as they say a
foreigner was once lost in the red tar @
of the British postoffice.
This foreigner stood one luckless
evening, before the newspaper box in
the London postoffice The box has a
huge mouth Newspapers are thrust
into it in bales AS the inquisitive for
eigner bent over it bale of newspa-
pers struck his shoulder, and with Il
dull thud he fell into the box
His friend ran round to the count
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
May 26 in History.

1714-The general court of Massa-
chusetts met at Boston to elect Coun-
selors; Governor Gage adjourns it to
Salem, where it meets Oune y and
recommends entire abstinence from
British goods; requests to the COVER
nor to appoint a fast day, and on his
refusal appoints one itsef, resolves
that a colonial congress is necessary
in order to consult the present state
of the country, and suggests that it
should be held at Philadelphia on Sep
tember l.
1S13-Cannonade between forts
George and Niagara and bombardment
from all the batteries
1S54-Angus Paterson, for long
time president of the senate of South
Carolina, died at Barnwell in that
state. A great crowd in Boston, eX-
cited by inflamatory speeches attack
ed the court house and attempted to
rescue the negro, Anthony Burns un-
der arrest as a fugitive from servi-
tude. A special assistant of the Uni
ted States marshal was killed but the
object of the riot was not accomplish
ed.
1S61-The port of New Orleans
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

On tomorrow evening at the Epis-
copal church there will be an infor-
NAL reception for Bishop Thurston
when it is hoped every member of
the parish will call during the even
ing to welcome him. A cordial in
vitation is extended all the towns
people to meet this distinguished
visitor. Bishop Thurston will be the
guest of Mr. and Mrs. II. II. Sayre
while here
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
Do Ghosts Haunt swamps?

No, Never It's foolish to fear
rancied evil when there are real and
deadly perils to guard against in
swamps and marshes. bayous and
ioWlands. These are the malaria
germs that cause ague. chills and
fever, weakness, aches in the bones
and muscles and may induce deadly
typhoid. But Electric Bitters destroys
and casts ont these vicious germs
from the blood Three bottles drove
all the malaria from my system,
wrote VIM Fretwell, of Lucama, y.
c., and I've had fine health ever
since Use this safe, sure remedy
only SOC at Ringer Drug. Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26


We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case OF Catarrh that
can not be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure
F. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known
F. j. Cheney for the past fifteen
years and believe him perfectly hon
orab,e in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out
any obligation made by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan e Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting. directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Prices 70
cents.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
StipatiOn.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

ers to rescue him. The clerks, how
ever, paid no attention to their de-
mands The foreigner was in the mail
box Accordingly they would treat
him as mail matter
And the clerks gravely stamped
him on the stomach and threw him
in a compartment along with the pro.
yincial newspapers.
Tho unfortunate mans friends
went to the chief. The chief listened
calmly to their tale. Then he said.
Was you friend addressed|
"'No, they replied
Very Well SAID the chief The
matter is simple. He Will remain for
six months in the bureau. At the
end of that time, if no one applies for
him, he will be burnt as a dead let
ter kansas City Journal.
See me for all kinds of tin work.
slim w. A. PRIDE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
He Social Realm
A SONG.

'''
lnere Is ever " So''s somewhere "''
mere Is ever " soii'e'i'iis' '"'' '''sS
"i""' 49,,
mere 'ne sung =, @ 'ne '''' " VIC"
'ie SN'eS are oIe' - ,.
ana '"e sons oi lne '"' "'H WIG"
m '"e 'N'eS ,' "'e say -,
lie sunshine SNo"e'' '''o'' '"'
sian"
anu ne D''''''" '''''' III WV
'i'"iu ''ee'
anu Il! anu o"'' ""'" INC '''eS VIZ
''i"' ...
Ne S"'''o"S "'e '"''''' ms ''''''
'eS''''
mere Is ever soNs Sol'ie ""e'e' i''
Ee the SKIES above OF dark or ia'r'
mere Is ever d song 'ha' our he"''s
may heaI
mere Is ever SONG somewhere NY
ue''
I'e ei'' ever " Sois so'''e" 'e' e.
"'' - ''e' ' Guns 'o'''' " "e'e' my
ue'i'
:" ',le ''i'N'i''7 7'' ''''-N W '''' '''''
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
Picnic Party.

In honor of Miss Clara +. Moist,
the guest of Mrs. G. A Ramsey. a
merry picnic party was formed for
an evening at Lorena Park yaster-
day.
A delicious picnic supper was en-
ioyed by Misses Bennett, Butzow,
Waters, Mullen, Hamilton, Ward and
Moist; Messrs. Russell, Bag'ey, Red
mond Ramsey, Buchanan, Williams,
Harreld and Davis.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

James A. Patten, apropos of a fail
ure that had an ugy look, said re
Gently in New Yor:
"That failure reminds me of Brown
lows boy.
"'Por said Browulow's boy I've
been reading all them modern soci
etl novels by Robert w. Potts about
marriage being It failure, and want
to know what it means.
Run along and play said ol.
Brownlow. You're too young, sonny
to understand such delicate matters.
NO, pop; I'm eettin big boy
now, said the lad, and insist or
KNOWN all about this here social
question. Tell me, is marriage, o.
aint it, failure?
The old man after moments
thought, replied:
"Well, if you marry a rich enough
woman-a Gould or a Harriman-then
marriage is as good as a failure w.
St Louis Globe-Democrat
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
II Startled the World

when the astounding claims were
first made for Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
but forty years of wonderful cures
have proved them true, and every
where it Is now known as The best
salve on earth for Burns, Boils
Scalds, Sores. Cuts, Bruises, Sprains,
Swel'ines, Eczema, Chapped hands,
Fever Sores and Piles. Only 25c at
2 nger Drug Co
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
Musical Proqram,

On Sunday evening at the Presby-
terian church there will be a music
al program under the direction of
Mrs. Arthur Kyle. Rev. Weith vii.
be out of town on that date and the
evening will be devoted TO music.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
st. Aunes Academy,

This evening at the Robson opera
house, St. Agnes Academy will hold
their annual commencement eXer-
cises. Quite an interesting nrngram
will be given by the students and
graduates.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
Notice Maccabees.

There will be a call meeting of
the Maccabees on Saturday after
nom at five o'clock. All members
Will please be present.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

For one weary hour the guest had
been sitting at the table waiting for
his order.
Look here, Sam" he demanded
sharply, Where is that mock turtle
soup | Ordered?'
Comm right up sab" responded
the waiter with a low bow. Comm
right up, sah.'
But it has been an hour? What is
the cause of the delay?'
Sam rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Ahll tell you, bCss.' he said with
serious face; we hab a green cook
and it takes him long time to kill de
mock turtle Chicago News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
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|: NEWSPAPER cHAFF. =
- - . ~ - {. {. 3: ~ . - :. :. ;: q

Love" said the maiden, is a rose
That in lifes garden sweety grows,
Marriage" the horrid man did scofI,
is the wind that blows the petals
off"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

hotels when some one made a remark
about it being so easy to get little
wet refreshments" in the Magic City.
The young man said: q have been in
Birmingham for nine days and | have
never found that wet spot yet, and /
want to tell you | have looked for it,
too"
The never sleep negro porter of
this hostelry had become interested in
the conversation, and advancing close
enough to the speaker to tip his cap
politely, asked the question. Boss,
where is you been stopping since you
come to town-in de cemetery|-
Birmingham News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Mark Twain was a firm believer in
the higher education of woman, but
Hartford still remembers a speech he
made one June to a platform of Hart
ford girl graduates.
This speech. a humorous attack on
the college girl, ended:
GO forth. Fall in love Marry. Set
up housekeeping. And then, when
your husband wants a shirt ironed,
send out for a gridiron to do it with -
Exchange
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Down at Woonsocket one day, le
fore my name had been in the paper
more than half a dozen times says
Laioice according to the Washington
Star "A big broad-shouldered, ath
letic-appearing man came out to the
bah park and asked to be allowed to
play.
He was so big and powerful We
decided to give him chance He
knew nothing at all about the game,
but he did quite well in practice. He
got in front of everything batted in his
direction, and once his hands clasped
the ball it was a case of Maggie lock
the door
When he came to bat the oppos-
ing pitcher shot the ball straight
across the rlate.
One strike, yelled the umpire.
Why is it one strike? asked the
man.
Because | said so. Look out
There comes another.
"The big man let it gy by.
Here, explain this thing TO me- the
fellow said. Why do you say two
strikes when | haven't struck at the
Eall at all?'
Before the umpire could rep'y up.
came another-a straight one-waist
high. Mr.. amateur let go with all his
might and away went the ball-faster
ard faster higher and higher as Il
sailed away. Just as the ball was
passing over the fence | looked toward
the plate and there that numbskull
was standing stock still, look of ab-
iect alarm on his ace.
Run shouted with all my might
for we needed the ta'ly Run, Don't
YOU see the ball has gone over the
fence
." Rum he howled back Not on
your life. I've done nothing to run
for. | didn't mean to lose the ball,
but I've got the money to pay for it.
How much is the DAMAGE"
Little Harold was getting final in
structions before starting for a party
Now" cautioned his mother. "at
supper if they ask you the second
time to have something, you must de
cline"
Harold agreed and trotted off
At one stage of the feast the host
ess noticed how eargerly the little fel
low was applying himself to the task
of disposing of a generous dish of
marma,ade When he had finished,
she inquired: Wont you have some
more, dear?"
The child looked up at her quickly
Il cant accept the second time" he
said earnestly after a slight Tause
but if you'll ask me a third time, I
think it will be all right
He was asked.-Thomas Jenkins in
Woman's Home Companion for June.
gentleman was standing in the
lobby of one OF birmingham leading
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Sir John Millais tells this story on
himself He was down by the banks
of the Tay, painting in the rushes Of
his famous landscape Chill October
which has thrilled us all with the in
effable sadness and mystery of the dy-
ing summer. He worked on so steadi-
ly that he failed to observe a watcher,
until a voice said: "Eh, mon, did ye
ever try Photography
NO" said the artist, Il never have
It's a deal quicker" quoth his
friendly critic eyeing the picture
doubtfully
Millais was not flattered so he
waited a minute before replying, #
dare say it is His lack of enthusi-
asm displeased the Scot. who took an
other look, and then marched Off with
the Parthian shot:
"Ay, and photographs a muckle
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26
Bridge Club.

The Bridge Club met on yesterday
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Mrs. w. D. Clarke entertained with
q hose and handkerchief shower on
Wednesday afternoon -. honor of
Miss Myrtle Frame, whose marriage
is an event of early June.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Thousands have become happy by king
their advice Without you asking one ques-
tion they will tell you what you called for.
Whom and when you will marry Call and
they will send you away happier, wiser Rld
boder than you were before. The sad and
broken he arted 60 away happy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Miss Geraldine Coleman has re.
turned from San Antonio where she
was N school the past winter
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

See me for all kinds of tin work.
Slim w. A. PRIDE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Boston Transcript.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Mrs \. c, Cruce Of Oklahoma Ci:y
is the guest of friends and relatives,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

How can | make anyone love me?
How soon will my lover propose?
How can get letter?
How can | get a good pOsitiOn?
How can ! remove bad influences2
How can control anyone?
How make distant ones think Of me?
How can ] settle my quarrelP
How can / hold my husbands love?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1911-05-26

Miss Cameron Boone leaves today
for Oklahoma City.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-02-23

only been waiting to give this plant
thorough try-out. to determine def
nitely just what the cost of operation
would be, and at the same time have
been gathering data from other cities
as large or larger than Hattiesburg as
to the cost of operation in those cities
as compared with the volume of bust
ness transacted.
The schedule of rates advertised to-
day and effective March list, is proba-
bly, in advance of any city the size OF
Hattiesburg, where the cost of opera
tion runs about the same. 1t is the
same commercial schedule given by
the Meridian company, although that
city is twice the size of Hattiesburg
and uses twice the amount of gas and
electric current used here OF course
anyone will understand that the great
er the volume of service furnished by
a power and lighting plant, the less the
cost per unit.
The rate for commercial use adver-
tised today is T 1-2 cents a kilowat
less one cent a kilowat where bills are
paid by the 10th of the month. or
net rate of G 10 cents. To this will
be added 20 cents month for each
siXteen-candle power lamp, where
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-02-23
WHAT CURES ECZEMA?

We have had so many inquiries late
ly regarding Eczema and other skin
diseases, that we are glad to make our
answer public. After careful investi-
CATION We have found that simple
wash of Oil of Wintergreen. as COM
pounded in d. d. d., can be relied up
on. We would not make this state
ment to our patrons, friends and neigh
bors unless we were sure Of it-and
although there are many so-called Ec-
zema remedies sold, we ourselves I'M
hesitatingly' recommend d. D. D. Pre-
scription
Because-We know that it gives in
slant relief to that torturing itch.
Because-D D. D. starts the cure at
the foundation of the trouble.
Because-It cleanses, soothes and
heals the skin, clearing away pimples
and blotches over night.
Because-It enables Nature to re-
pair the ravages of disease.
Because-The records of ten years
of complete cures of thousands of the
most serious cases show that D. D. D.
is today recognized as the absolutely
reliable Eczema Cure.
Drop into our store today, just to
talk over the merits of this wonderful
Prescription. We will also explain
the value of d. D. D. as household
remedy.-0WL DRUG STORE, F. e.
Williams & Sons, Props.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1911-02-23
TERRIBLE Strain
Resulted NOT AMISS
A LenOir Lady, After Two Weeks
Grinding Labor, Feels
Better Than Ever.

Lenoir, N. CO am not tired at all,
and am stouter than have ever BEEN"
writes Mrs. Kate Waters, of Lenoir, N. c.,
although | have just finished a two
weeks wash | lay my strength TO
Cardui, the woman's tonic. have taken
a lot of it and | can never praise il
enough for what it has done for me.
can never thank you enough for the ad-
vice you gave ME, 10 take Cardui, for
since taking it look so well and am
stout as a mule"
You are urged TO take Cardui, that gen.
tie, vegetable tonic. for weak women. Its
Use will strengthen and build up your sys-
tenn, relieve or prevent headache, back
ache and the ailments of weak women.
1t will surely help you, as ithas helped
thousands of others, in the past so years.
n B,-Wite to: Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chatta-
uooga Medicine Co.. Chattanooga, Tenn. for 81 ,cal
Instructions, and 64-page book, Home Treatment
Tor Women" sent In plain wrapper on request,