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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28
Taksn at Hia Word.

"Since you are so busy today" said
the urbane journalist, will you kindly
tell me when and where I can meet
you for an interview
'-Go to blazes!" exclaimed the irate
politician.
"Thanks. I'll consider it an appoint
ment." Washington Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28
As Usual,

$50 your Shakespeare club is a great
success T,cissfa ts@.8 s.IslzsH
Eyes. We have accumulated enough
Anes for nonattendance to take US all
90 musical comedy. Washington
Herald
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28
DESPERATELY Ill,

Mrs. Parke-Your husband has been
Ill, hasn't he? Mrs. Lane-I never saw
him so Ill. Why, for two weeks he
never spoke cross word to me.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28

Kindness is a language the dumb
can speak and the deaf can hear and
Observation-Disclosures.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28

handed EoEHshlreman is "gawkrou-
GER or "callick handed" and in the
next county, Durham, he is "cuddy
paw."-London Telegraph.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28

No matter what you want try the
Farmer Want Column.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1911-04-28
Aa4sepafl0

Naturally.
A girl feels fattered when told she
looks well In anything, but wife
thinks such a compliment only a plot
to get her 70 wear old clothes
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

03461.
 Department of the Interior, U. s. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona, JuRe 10, 1911.
 Notice is hereby given that George F. Roberts, of Bisbee, Ari- zona, who. on July g, 1905, made homestead entry No. 03461. for s. F N. E. A. and N. h s. E. F. section 30, township 21 S.. range 26 E.. c. & S. R. Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make final five year proof to establish claim to the land above described, before J. D Taylor, U. S. Commissioner, al Bisbee, Arizona. on the 17th day of July, 1911.
 Claimant names as witnesses: Byron c. Williams, of Bisbee, Ari zona
 Maurice D. whelan. Of Bisbes Arizona.
 Isaac Bailey, of Lowell. Ariz. William H. NeeI. of McNeal, Aria
 FRANK H. PARKER,
 Register.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

receiving line Permit me to escort you back in time to receive the diplo- mats
 ''So long, boys" said the vice presl dent. waving his hand to his old cro nies in the house. See you later"
 Diplomat after diplomat passed the president. and behind them the vice president saw an endless line of gold braid adorning the breasts of count less officers of the army and navy stationed in Washington.
 'Those fellows don't want to see me for anything" said the vice president as he slipped back into the east room
 Half an hour later. while the vice president was exchanging the compli- ments of the season and telling and hearing stories, he was again accosted by Captain Butt
 I've been looking all over the White House for you" said the military aid
 Well. here am," remarked Sunny Jim" skipping Butt on the back. 'sWhat do you want this time?"
 President Taft's party Is ready to go to luncheon said the captain, "and we are waiting for you to escort Mrs. Taft "-Washingten Times.
 As 1t Appeared in Print.
 Senator Newlands of Nevada was soaring in debate one day-soaring so high he Init the ceiling" He realized he was getting a trife iowery and to excuse himself said, Indeed, Mir. President. perfervid oratory may be pardoned. for this subject furnishes all the food eioquence needs.-
 That sounded pretty good to Mir Newlands, but he was a bit abashed when be read in the Congressional Record next day that he asserted his topic furnished all the food elephants reed Washington Herald
 An Interesting Antique.
 ''Fine old inn, sir" commented the host. Everything in this house has it's story"
 q don't doubt it." remarked the grouchy tourist. And is there any legend connected with this old piece of cheeseY'-Kansas City Journal
 No Food For Babes
 The tough customer was struggling with a tough efeak in a tough restau- rant.
 Say. you.r he finally roared at 6 waiter. ~I ain't used to eatin' rhinoce. ros hide. Fetch me something a little more nourishih' in a hurryr'
 "Ah. fade away. little oner' said the pusilist waiter wifheringly What dc you fink this joint is-a diet kitchen r ssesttle Post-fntelligencer.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
Legal Advertisements

Beginning at Cor. No. l. the N. W. Corner, whence U. s. L. Nj. No. 4. Warren Mining District. bears N. 22 deg 9 min. E. 5353.O feet; thence $. 75 deg. 40 min. E. $500 feet to Cor No. 2; thence S. 26 deg. 30 miH. W. 900 feet to Cor. No. 3; thence N. S5 deg. 27 min. W. 37s.O feet to Cor. No 4: thence N. 2e deg. 30 min. E. 149.3 feet to Cor. No. l, the place of beginning, ex- cluding area in conflict with Sur. No 1882. Sunnyside lode, of 0.34S acres and in conflict with Sur. No. 1928, Granville lode, of 0.O16 acres. containing net area of 0.59s acres.
 The location notice of this claim is recorded in the office of the County Recorder of said Cochise County in Book 24. Record of Mines, at page 4S.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
Legal Advertisements
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE WHY ORDER OF SALE OF REAL ESTATE SHOULD NOT
 RE MADE
BE MADE

Tn the Probate Court of the County oi Cochise, Territory of Ari- zona.
 In the Matter Of the Estate of Jo- sephsne 2. Keenhold. deceased.
 It appearing to this court. by the petition this day presented and filed by Ellen L. Mitchell. admins tratrix with the will annexed of the estate Of Josephine 2. Keenhold. deceased, that 1t is necessary to sell the whole or some portion of the real estate of said decedent to pay the debts of decedent and the ex- penses and charges of administra- ton. and the mortgage existing thereon;
 It is therefore ordered by this Court: That. all persons interested in the estate of said deceased ap- pear before the said Probate Court OF Monday, the 10th day of July, 4. D. 1911, at the hour of o'clock D. m of said day. at the court room of said Court, at the court house in the city of Tombstone. Cochse coun- ty, Territory of Arizona, to show cause why an order should not be granted to said Ellen L. Mitchell, ] as such administratrix, to sell co
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
NEW TALES
 THAT ARE TOLD
Sunny Jim" DisIikes Ceremony.

SuilIiy Jiiil DtSlikcS CBT TestiOliJ-
 Vice President Sherman's fondness for mixing with the crowd almost dis arranged the White House plans st the last New Year reception.
 Mir. Sherman was the first man re- ceived by the president The vice president then became a member of the presidents receiving party. The presiding officer of the senate contin- ued to bow sweetly as long as possi- ble and then quietly stepped into the line of guests which had already passed the president and walked out to the east room, where there were hundreds of politicians of various brands. The vice president was hay ing a fine time when he was inter rupted by Captain Archibald Butt. the presidents military aid.
 ''Mr. Vice President" said Captain Butt. you have been missed from the
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
Fourth of July Lullaby.

put little baby up in tae tree top When the commotion tells you that you rsw Feet feet between her and all Of the Flung from the pin wheel. bcmb and
 torpedo.
 rasfen her cradle upon the strong oough Put her milk bottle "a her tiny pocxet- Then leave the cradle unni you eoi1's For if she's sleepy she'n have the sky
 rocket
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
HELP WANTED
COAL
 MINERS. We can give one
SHIELDS. .sANpWELL.

LONDON, July 4.-The Rev R. J. Campbell pastor of the City Tenn pie, ofiiciated today at the marriage of Miss Vera Sandwell, daughter ol the Rev. G. Henry Sandwell, former ly of Toronto. and Mir. Ernest Shields, a London bank manager The welding took place iii the Con gregationaI church in Grosvenor Square.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
JULY 4TH. 177s.

Fare thee well" sighed the colon iai lover. "I go to defend my coun- try. Who knows what the future may have in store for us2"
 ~Adisu." whispered the colonial dam seI. My earnest hope is that when we both figure in the historical nov eis the authors viii neither risspeH your name nor faii to properly de scribe my appearance"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
FOR RENT HOUSES
Legal Advertisements 4

much of the said real estate as shall be necessary and that 6 copy of this order be published for four success i've weeks in the Bisbee Daily Re view, newspaper printed and pub lished in the said county of Co chise.
 Dated June 5, 1911.
 FRANK W. GOODBODY,
 Judge of the Probate Court.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
CHRISTIAN CHURCH CONFINES

PORTLAND, Ore, July 1.-The annual national convention of the Christian church, popularly known as the Disciples of Christ, which be gan a weeks session in Portland to- day is one of the largest religious gatherings ever entertained in this city. Thousands of delegates and visitors are here from every part Of the country and among them are many well known divines, educators and other leaders of the denomina- ton.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
e<,lsed proverb.

~If wishes were horses. began the nan who intended to show his friend inc futility of idle hopes But tne friend interrupted:
 If wishes were sutpinoDi said, they couldn't land us up as' ii any oftener tbsn thsg do.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

And the man who argues to you that the streets should be covered -..h felt Is the same who keeps all the neighbcrs awake by exploding can non crackers h his back yard until midnight.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
BoNBoN DISHES.

Sweets For Afternoon Teas Are Put
 in Reeeptseies of Pierced Silver
 Women who entertain are interested fin the pretty bonbon or cake dishes in basket form now shown in the shops. They are. of course. best suited for the smaller cakes like macaroons and may be used just as well for serving
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
WIscoNsIN MAIL MEN MEET

than two hundred letter carriers and postal clerks from all parts of the state attended the joint convention of their organization, which met here today at the invitation of the local postmsn-
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

Quite often the boy who celebrates the Fourth by tying a bunch of fire crackers to a dogs tail grows into the man who delivers the spread-eagle oration on the same day.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

We are just beginning to realize what potent factors Memorial day and the Fourth of July have been in the development of baseball
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

If man could only get half ss much pleasure out of shooting of ten or fifteen dollars worth of rockets and other things as he got out Of a fve-cent bunch of firecrackers fifteen years ago. he would be happy.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

The Chinese invented the firecracker five thousand years ago These in- genious people doubtless sought some way to drown the voice Of the profes- sional orator.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
 U. S. PATENT

NOItN UT ATFLl(s% tlNH FOn
 U. s. PATENT
 Mineral Survey No. 2s6s.
 Serial No. 014452.
 United States Land Ofnce,
 Phoenix, Arizona, May 27, 1911. Notice is hereby given that in pur- suance of the Act of Congress ep- proved May 10, 1872. the Superior & Pittsburg Copper Company, 6 cor poration, by Joseph E. Curry. attor- ney in fact, whose post office ad- dress is Warren, Arizona, has made application for patent for the High Card lode mining claim, situate in the Warren Mining District, Cochise County. Territory of Arizona, ap- proximately in Township No. 23 South. Range No. 24 East. c. q 8. R. B. & M. unsurveyed, described as follows:
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

A Fourth of July luncheon is all the more enjoyable if the guests join in blowing up some mutual friend who is not present.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

It is unnecessary to tell a man not to hold a dynamite cracker in his hand after it is lighted. He can't hold it-long.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

Nc doubt the man who first agitated the proposition to have a noiseless Fourth is the same who invented painless dentistry.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

I'm full of American shpiritl"
 You areT asked his wife. with a shras. You're full, for a fact. but I fear it
 Is spirit that comes from 6 jug"
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

We are as patriotic as the next man. and we love our country dearly. but We are not so constituted that we can sit up in bed and sing The Star
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

FOR RENT--2 Broom houses, clothex closets and pantry. 1 4-room house. close closet and pantry; hydrant at back door; water free. Apply Geo. Vanderwalker. Moon avenue.
 656
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

Usually when opportunity knocks at mans door he utters a few remarks lon knockers in general
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
FOR SALE FURNITURE, ETC

HARRIS BLOCK FURNITURE Co. New and second hand fur piture bought and sold Fine stock wall paper. Brewery avenue. 5o5
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
CANNON CRACKERS
By W. D. NEssir.

Happily. the fifth of July, Ike the day after Christmas. comes but once a year.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

Some men have a genius for mak- ing explanation. but lack the clever mess to make them fit
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

The outlawed toy pistol win cfaim as many victims as the prohibited whisky of Kansas.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
DAILY REVIEW WANT ADS

% s.ss @ % @ M s. "s s% s 5 % %"sT '. r
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
Also So

Also So. Some people listen to our jokes As if they had the blues; They're like the bogus fireworks which To do their part refuse The pessimistic cracker. with The optimistic fuse
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

Spangled Banner when the boy across the street cuts loose with his fireworks at 3:30 a. m. July 4th.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

FOR RENT-A nicely furnished two room cottage Inquire 64 Mssos Hill, or George Roberts, Main St That good place to eat.' 151
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
F. O. E.

Blsbee Aerie 75. F. o. E.. meets first and third Mondays. D. m Fair Hall. Visitors cordially vel comed
 wm. BUCKET. President M D. COHEN. Aerie Physician
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

Easter supersti.iens. Draw the egg of violet hue. Means friends fond and true Pink will bring you luck, A lover full of pluck Gladly take the egg of green. . ood fortune soon wifi be seen Wealth and happiness with the ess
 Of gray. Keep t and hide safely away. The egg Of blue Means lovers few. Do not touch the egg of red If you do you'll never we'd A lover this very night If you draw the egg of white You'ii marry in another town If you choose the egg of brown
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

But if 1 had remained in sbell 1 could have borne my yoIk, In wiDtte Imprisonment to dwell (Cbis isn't any Joke D . time. turn back, I plead, I beg, Hnd let me be an 6aster easl
 PATSY BULLET.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

FOR SALE-1s laying bullets and two roosters-S5 cents each. J.. Berryhill, Warren, Ariz. SS4
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
MISCELLANEOUS

ADVERTISERS-The great stase O North Dakota offers unlimited O. portunities for business to clsssi fled advertisers. The recognizes advertising medium is tAs Farss Daily and Sunday csNFisr~heMs the only seven-day pspsr h ths state and the paper whick carries the largest amount of classified ss vertising
 The Courler-News covers North Dakota like a blanket: rsachina sll parts o fthe ststs the day Bi publication; it is the paper to Ess in order to get results; rztsx one cent per word first iRssrtioa. one-half cent per word Euessed ing insertion; fifty csnts per Hns per month. Address The ceurisE News, Fargo, N. Q.
 LoST-Bunch of Keys. Finder re turn to Shattuck's Saloon tor re. ward. sos MATRIMONIAL NEWS-Berlin 1 and S05 5th Ave, New York. Established 1883. F. Podszus, editor
 sos
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE-Refrigerat at cost and ollas going at bargains until July 4. c. o. Branson, Dobson House. Johnson Addition. S14
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

FOR SALE-Gas ranges, refrigerat- DTS, sewing machines and ollas {.
 New and second hand furniture bought and sold. Brooks Cooper Furniture Co. Phone 341. 7S0
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

L. o. q. ~.
 The Ladies of the Maccabees of the worIf meets fin the Fair hall the . first and third Tuesday of each monsa. '. P. m. Visiting members cordially in- vffed.
 JOSEPHINE vERFUTH, Commander. MYRTLE M'KEEHAN. Record Keeper.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

SILVER RoSRoN DISHES. berries. The pierced silver is mounted over tinted glass, which adds to the effectiveness of the openwork silver. These dishes make handsome wedding gifts or gifts of any kind. They are also suitable as prizes for afternoon bridge or whist parties.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
ARIZONA AND NEW MEXICO
 RAILWAY
ARIZONA ( NEW MEXICO RAIL WAY COMPANY PASSENGER
 SERVICE

South bound train connects wfth Southern Pacific vest bound trais No. l, leaving Lordsburg 1e:E7. c m., Mountain Tine.
 South bouns train connects via Fl Fsso & Southwestern east hozaA train for Fl Paso. leaving EacAssz at 11:z1 a- m- Mountain Tins, snA with west togld train for Duz<<zs and Bisbes, leaving Hxehits at 1i:fs .. m.. Mountain Tina.
 A T. THOhBOk. Trsrie Manager. Clifton, Ar1roxs Fss. is. fez1 .r1
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

WANTED-A girl for general house
 work Apply Mrs. Emil Marks, 24 Tank Hill. SPA
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05
FOR RENT ROOMS

FOR RENT-HoUsekee rooms. Edwards House, Johnson Addi tion. AS
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

FOR SALE-Five shares Citizens
 bank stock at par. Box 1859
Bisbee daily review., 1911-07-05

FOR SALE-The Salisbury apiary at St. David. Bees healthy. Best equipment in Arizona Will net buyer 25 percent this year with out labor.
 R. F. ATHEY, BENSON 901
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-20
WANT TIE MILITIA
 ENCAMPMENT HERE
Third Regiment Will Be Strongly Urged to Ac-
 cept Invitation

If the vigorous efforts of the local mi- litiamen of the Third regiment, Alabama National guard. and other citizens of Bir- mingham prove successful the Magic City in brown during the latter part of next month, when the date for the encamp- ment has been set
 The local officers and men of the Third regiment as well as the people at large have expressed their greatest hopes of securing the encampment in this city by reason of the fact that it has been all ready seven years since the Nationaf guard held a regimental encampment here.
 AS was originally decided at a meet ing of the brigade officers in Montgom- cry when the date and places of each regimental encampment was decided on, the Third regiment was scheduled to bivouac in Mobile, and also the First in fantry. However, owing to the shortness of funds, it was found impossible to car ry the Third regiment to the Gulf City.
 At present the place of encampment lies between Birmingham, Anniston and Flor ence. The local men, after having gone to work and found out just what is the sentiment in regard to the encampment have decided to ask that it be held in this city. Captain J. D. Carlisle of Com pany B yesterday wired Colonel McEle- roy of Anniston to the effect that Every officer and all men of the Third infantry want the encampment to be held in Bir- mingham or Mobile" Among the various officers who were busy yesterday looking into the preliminary details with the view of inviting the Third regiment to camp here were: w. I. Cole, captain Company G, John Abel, captain Company A, Frank Morgan, first lieutenant Company A. w B. Smith, first lieutenant Company B, and First Lieutenant Moon of the col oners staff.
 Various heads of business firms ex- pressed themselves favorably towards the encampment here. while the Chamber of Commerce pledged it's support in the way of providing for the care of the soldiers while ouartered in this city.
 According to the present arrangement the encampment would be held at East Lake. The open field beyond the lake is an ideal camping ground and this has been offered for the purposes of the .encampment. Everything in the way of comfort will be provided the regiment should it encamp in Birmingham. It rs planned to have the camp site furnished with electric lights and water.
 committee of local militiamen will visit the various merchants of the city today to ascertain just what support can be expected in inducing the Third regi ment to encamp this year in Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-20
AVENUE A BOULEVARD
 WILL BE CONSTRUCTED
Judge Lane Announces That Plans Are Under Way To Thus Relieve the First Avenue Grade
 Crossing Dangers

safeguards at First avenue and the Sloss furnace which reduce to a minimum the risk from collisions. At other points about the city no such thorough precau- tions are taken
 There have been but two accidents on First avenue that I can recall in 20 years. It is true one of them was bad one, but, taken as a general proposition. we have far more dangerous places than First avenue
 The sentiments of Judge Lane on the viaduct proposition are pretty well under stood. and his plan to construct a road way is believed to be one step in the so- luton of the transportation problems which Is possible in every respect.
 Engineers, it is stated, are working on the boulevard plans and as soon as possl- ble will announce the beginning of work thereon It is stated that the objection- able features of the vicinity of Twenty fourth street have not been lost sight of and that steps will be taken to eliminate those objections by the most practical methods. It is even hinted that the resi- dents of that adjacent neighborhood vii be urged to seek places of residences else WheIe
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-20
BOOSTERS PICNIC
Blach's Men Have a Fine Time at
 Bush's Springs

The annual picnic of "Blachs Boost CTS" when the men were guests of Sam and Simon Blach at Bush's Springs, be- yond Irondale was an unusually enjoyable affair. The crowd numbered nearly fifty and with music plenty to eat, baseball and other diversions they all had a great time. The baseball game umpired by Roy Ellam and with Arthur Phelan on the coaching line was pronounced won derfu exhibition
 Among the guests and "boosters' pres ent were Prof. c. c. Stamps, Lou Bau, Smith of Boston, Mass, Joe Kronacher of Cincinnati, O., and c. c. Harris, Leon Edwards, T. W. Crenshaw, Frank Griner, Roy Ellam and Arthur Phelan of Bir- H. Bowman, J. c. Arthur, J. B. LaBontie, E. H. Shawl, F. " Thelen, J. T. Yield ing, J. c. Jones, J. B. Hodges, David Cohen, J. K. Kerr, A. J. Black, Virgil Roach, ". S. schenberger George Meahl, L. L. Doty, John Williams, A. Levine, H. W. Watt, Jr., Sam Brennan, George Realla, John S. Lee, J. G. Fumer, Sam Friedman, J. Homer White, R. Laurell, E. ssson and Masters Ralph, Mervin and Harold Blach.
 The chief arrangements for the Boost CTS outing were made by committee consisting of L. l.. Doty, F. V. Thelen and w. S. schenberger.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1911-06-20

In pursuance of his expression of the opinion that a boulevard on Avenue A from Twenty-fourth street to East Lake would tend to reduce the traffic on First avenue, thereby lowering the dangers there and the immediate necessity of a viaduct. Judge A. o. Lane announced yes terday that plans are being formulated to begin work on that roadway as early as consistent.
 It is gathered that from Twenty fourth street to Thirty-second street, near Avon dale, the roadway will have to be con structed, while from the Avondale point to East Lake the proposed boulevard is already in fine shape for travel.
 T believe that with this improvement the dangers on First avenue so thorough ly deplored by myself and thousands of persons will be reduced greatly" com mented Commissioner Lane yesterday.
 q do not mean to convey the impression that a viaduct is not needed there At the same time if we can transfer the vehicle traffic along First avenue over to Avenue A there will be wonderful reduction of risks. As for the street car travel I am reliably informed that the Louisville and Nashville railroad has