Gilpin observer., 1911-11-16
Her Resf,l
Summer


This going away for the summer"
announced Whatcher at the beginning
OF the season. "is merely fad Why
go away to some swampy lake and
contract typhoid from the water sup
ply and quarrel with all the other wom-
en- there and have nerves over John
MES tendency TO explore the bottom
OF the lake and Mamies admiration
for the ribbon clerk on his two weeks
vacation when you have a perfectly
good spot to rest in right here? The
street is wide and shady; the yard Is
large. the house is roomy and the
porch Is screened in. The motor car
out in the garage probably won't blow
up yet for awhile. and there are
oodles OF hot water Why not be orig.
1nal and stay where you can enjoy
life? Then when fall comes you will
be rested and In fine condition for
the rush OF winter!"
So the Whatchers stayed at home
1t was early In June that the What
chers' cousins from Six Corners. Ia.
wrote that they would be in Chicago in
a day or two and that they would
dearly love to see their relatives II
the latter we're in town. There was
nothing for Whatchers to do but con-
fess by letter that they were indeed
In town
When the cousins came they
brought the baby and little Susan and
Amanda and a rabid desire to see as
much OF the city as they could by
working "a hours a day. They said
It was splendid that Cousin Whatcher
owned such a nice touring car, be-
cause II was SO easy to get about in
1t. So they burned up as many gallons
OF gasoline in a day as the Whatchers
had used In two weeks.
After they got the hang OF things.
the cousins used to let Mrs. What
cher stay at home and take care of the
three children while they roamed the
city. All day long while Mrs. What
cher sat smothered In sticky children
she thought of the cool lake breezes
playing on the cousins brows and how
she had planned a daily drive through
the parks and how she wasn't get
ting II.
! When the cousins arrived home in
time for dinner they would ask moth
er's darlings II they had been happy.
Then as they dressed hastily for the
theater they would give Mrs. What.
cher directions on how to put the three
angels to bed. Sometimes they let Mrs.
Whatcher go along II they wanted to
be shown something. but she had to
hold the two children to pay for her
treat. When the cousins left Mrs.
Whatcher burst into relieved teaIs and
upon his motor car for the first time
In two weeks. swore in sympathy.
When Aunt Martha wrote that she
had heard they were in town and
would seize the opportunity to pay
them a visit and do her autumn shop
ping at the July bargain sales the
Whatchers ran around in circles, but
Aunt Martha arrived before they had
found cover.
Aunt Martha WIS a vigorous per-
son. who did not mind that the hottest
wave of the season made its appear
ance in her train. Hot weather al
ways reduced Mrs. Watcher to pulp,
but Aunt Martha, who was going to
leave them some money some day II
she ever died. insisted on having her
dear niece's valuable judgment on her
purchases. From eight o'clock In the
morning until five o'clock at night she
dragged her dear niece through fur
nacelike Easements. pouncing upon
eight-cent gingham marked down from
fifteen cents and cake tins that were
ten cents less than they we're at home.
When the supply Of easements ran
out Aunt Martha took to stuffy cor
ners. where she unearthed year-before-
lasts silks. In price reduced one-haif.
fuls Of this sort Of plunder. she trip
ped on a cobblestone and sprained
her ankle. Then Mrs. Watcher walt.
ed on Aunt Martha for two weeks, be.
cause Aunt Martha had prejudice
against trained nurses. After this Wis.
1tor's departure Whatcher was able to
catch an occasional glimpse OF the
wife OF his bosom, but he asked at
lrst who the strange lady was, for
she was such q wreck that he didn't
know her.
Just as Mrs. Whatcher was begin.
ming to get rested Watchers sister
and her family dropped or the train
to visit the dear relatives and Incl.
dentally to shop. As Watcher and his
sister always got along together Just
as beautifully as do gunpowder and
blazing matches. the visit reduced the
Whatchers to still deeper misery.
Then the people next door got a
phonograph and the young man across
the street took to playing the cornet.
In the midst OF these Affections two
more cousins from Iowa came, be.
cause. as they said. the other Iowa
cousins had had such perfectly grand
time that thew didn't waut In u,tuo