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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
The Perverse Husband.

John Collier, the secretary OF New
Works Board of Moving Picture Cen
sors. said the other day:
tits no good getting up objections
bic picture plays. We never pass
them. In fact, we turn them down SO
Invariably that it seems to me the
composers OF such plays are ami
mated by spirit Of perversity. They
remind me of old Uncle Jethro Husk
Uncle Jethro sat fishing on the
bank OF a tiny rivulet when a stran
ger stopped beside him and said:
"Is 1t possible that there are any
fish in such small stream as that?
No. there amt none. Uncle Jeth
70 grunted.
"But you're tishlngT
yep said Uncle Jeth.
What, then. is your object"
"My object said Uncle Jeth, Is II
show my wife ] amt got no time t.
sift the ashes"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
GRANDMOTHER
USED SAGE TEA
To Darken the Hair and Re-
store Gray and Faded Hair
to It's Natural Color,

1t is easier to preserve the color O
the hair than to restore IL, although
is possible to do both. Our grand
mothers understood the secret. They
made q Usage tea" and their dark
glossy hair long after middle life wa
due to this fact, Our mothers have gra
hairs before they are Fifty. but they ar
beginning to appreciate the wisdom %
our grandmothers in using sage tea
for their hair aud are fgsr following sui
The present generation has the alr&p
tage Of the past in that It can get !;
ready-to-use preparation called WEcth
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy. AS
scalp tonic and color reStorer this prer
aration is vastly superior 10 tha ordinar,
sage tea" made by our grau lao,hers.
This remedy Il sold Wttler gaarantc,
that the money Will be refunded ii /
fails to do exactly as represented.
If your hair is losing color or com.nS
out, start using Wycth's Sage an
Sulphur to-day. and see what & chang
it will make in few DAYS time.
This preparation i Offered 70 IL
public at fifty cents bottle, and i
recommended and sold by all druggists
special Agents, Henckell's Drus
store. 713 Commercial Ave"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
LADIES OF ST. PATRICK'S
TO HAVE BIG BAZAAR

The ladies of st. Patricks church
will hold their annual Christmas
bazaar in their hall, corner Ninth
and Washington avenue next Tues
day, Dec. s.
A splendid variety of beautiful
fancy articles, usefu1 and orna-
mental will be on sale, good oppor'
tunity to do a little Xmas shopping
and incidentally partake of the
wholesome home-coohed 35c dinner
the ladies will serve from 5 to s p
m. consisting of the following
menu:
Roast Chicken Dressing
Cranberry Sauce
Mashed Potatoes Brown Gravy
Potato Salad Celery
Olives White Bread
Boston Baked Beans
Baked Ham sliced cold
Dreamed Cabbage Slaw
Cucumber Pickles Brown Bread
Assorted Layer Cakes
Fig-loaf Cheese Fruits
Coffee.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
EDDLEhAN MAY RUN
Former Mayor of Anna Being Urged
to Become Candidate for
Legislature.

Dr.. Eddleman served four terms
in Cairo on business yesterday ana
when being questioned regarding
the report that he would be can
didate for the Legislature would only
say that he had not as yet made
up his mind, but admitted he may
enter the fight
DR.. Eddleman served four terms
as mayor OF Anna, being elected Oh
the Democratic ticket, and has been
one of the leaders Of his party in
Union county, as well as southern
Illinois. lie has a strong followin3
all over this senatorial district, CON-
prising Alexander, Franklin, Pu-
laski, Union and williamson coun-
ties and friends here have pledged
him this county in the primary
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
Hard TO Realize.

The variety of ways in which a CIV
en- number Of articles may be placed
has often created much surprise. A
mathematician once set himself to
the task OF calculating the number Of
different ways in which the tifty-two
cards of pack could be distributed
among four players. thirteen to each,
taking every possible combination. 1t
would be useless to present the an
swer here in long row of figures, for
no one can realize what such nu-
merical array really means, but the
following illustration can be readily
grasped:
Ii the entirespopulatlon OF the earth,
saw one thousand millions Of persons,
we're to deal the cards continually,
day and night. for one hundred mil
lions of years. at the rate of deal
by each person a minute, they would
not have exhausted the one hundred
thousandth part OF the number of es-
sentially differem ways in which II is
possible that thetcards can be so dis
tributed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
WOMAN KNITS IN TRIAL
Entire Session Of Hyde Murder
Case is Given Over To Read
ing of Charts,

Kansas City, Mo-, Dec. 4.-lnter-
est in the trial of DR.. Hyde for the
alleged murder of Col. Swope, lag
gcd yesterday owing to the entire
session being given over to reading
of nurses charges and the question
Ing OF Mrs. ] X Baumann on Tho
entries therein.
No new feature of importance
was Developed. One woman specta-
tor, regular attendant at the hear
ing. who always sits down in the
first row of seats. got out her knit
ting during the afternoon session
so uninteresting had the TESTIMONY
been.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
.ssssssss.sssssssssassses'
! MOUND CITY
sssssssssssssssSssssssssss

Mrs. A. T. Carson and little
daughter, Vida, We're shopping
here Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Dougherty had
as their guest Monday, Mr.. and Mrs,
H. Wesenberg of Valley Recluse
was in town on business Monday.
Mrs, A. Montgomery is confined to
her home on Main street by an at
tack of tonsilitis.
Mrs. Mettie Burns was the guest
Of relatives Monday.
Mrs. William Whitaker Of Pu-
laski visited relatives in this city
Monday.
Mrs. Ethel Durham and son, Fred,
of Chicago, and little Miss Olive
June Martin of Cairo. were guests OF
Mss Blanche Martin, a few days
returning to Cairo Saturday.
Ed Coakley was Cairo visitor
Sunday.
r. G. Magill, Ben Blum, Joseph
Lutz, l.. c. Stophlet attended the
Elks' Memorial service in Cairo
Sunday afternoon,
Mrs G. NJ. Gaunt ond Mrs. "A w
Williamson were shopping in Cairo
Monday.
Miss Artie Harrison was ia Cairo
Monday shopping
The Rebekah lodge will have
coffee at the homo of Ms. Ray Ohm
stead on High street. Tuesday after
noon, Dec >. Coffee and cake vii
be served and candies will be on salt
The proceeds will be applied toward
a payment on the piano recent,
| purchased for the l. 0. 0. i. hall
3. Hutcheson is having his resi-
dence on Main street reprinted
George Schiller Of Mounds is doinl
the work
Mrs. Mary A. Albright Of Karnal
was in the city on business Monday
| Mrs. G, G.. Arey OF Fourth. stree
has an attack OF tonsil'tis.
Mrs. Mamie Estes Of Vale
Recluse was shopping here Monday
Mrs. Ray Durham and little sor
Fred, of Chicago who has bee
visiting Mr. and Mrs Ed Martin @
Sycamore street and other relative
| will leave Wednesday for thir home
Mrs. Durham was formerly Mis-
Ethel Reed OF Cairo"
| Mrs. Ed Martin and little Oliv
June went to St Louis Sunday wher
Olive viii be placed in Che care Of
specialist
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
FRANCE MAY ExPEL WITCHES
Government Is After Workers o.
Magic Who Fatten on creduhy
OF the Peasants.

M. Cruppi, as minister OF justice, ID
hard at work attempting to crush the
practice OF sorcery in France. THIS
seems curious necessity In the,
twentieth century, but 1t is verS
real necessity for all that. Frepsl
people, like all Latins, are very sup4r'
stitious. and although most people ian
the towns laugh at the thought rea d.
ers and the rest of the tribe even
while they go to consult them, she
wise woman. the witch and worfu,fs
of magic black and white, exist! In
the country and practice their arts
with impunity, to their own satiaac-
ton and occasionally to that of their
victims.
A case In village in Normandy
may be recalled short while Rgo.
where an old woman died OF fright
because she had been "bewitclsed-
She had refused to give or sell the
witch some eggs because she wanted
them herself. The witch made signs
at her and told her she was stricken
dumb. The old woman proved con-
clusiyely till the witch went away
that she was not dumb just yet at all
events, but that evening she scalded
her tongue badly with her soup; It
swelled little, and she could not
speak distinctly This frightened her
so (she was a woman Of so and INIT
erate1 that she took to her bed, had
a stroke Of paralysis and died few
days afterward.
AT Morlaix last week a workeFof
white magic killed a girl OF IS as
surely as though he had shot her
through the head. She suffered from
bronchitis. To cure her the wizard :
ordered her to go barefoot to tB
cemetery, collect some earth from u
newly-made grave, strip herself com
pletely, and after finding spider to
walk home. with the grave earth IN
one hand and the spider in the 9TH
er. She was then to bury them out
side her garden gate and to cut her
finger nails and toe nails with pair
of rusty scissors before she reenter.
ed the house. The girl followed the
prescription carefully, and, being I'll
before she followed 1t. she not un.
naturally caught another cold and
died.-Paris Letter to the London
Express
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
- - -~-s 49,
A Motor Mascot.

The inventor OF the latest mascot
for the motorist evidently thinks one
amulet will not prevent a smash-up,
so has combined five OF the best
known emblems OF good luck into one.
II yor would make sure OF coming
home whole machine and body--on
your next tour. go equipped with this
new mascot. 1t consists of the horse
shoe with lucky upturned points and
seven nailholes. At the base. inside
the horseshoe, is one of the charm or
naments Of the kings OF Babylon, an
emblem Of good fortune with ancient
Romans---a wheel OF the sun chariot.
Above the wheel are two lunar ores.
cents, typical of lucky new moon.
Topping all Is the "swastika," meaning
happiness, pleasure. good luck. IL
afte. that one comes cropper she Is
born under an evil star or has IN
abominable chauffeur.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
HOW one
WOMAN WON
Her Healt, and Strength Back
Again by The Use Of Cardui.

Tampa, Fla.--Tn q letter from this
city, Mrs. II. q. Corum writes Il was
all weakened and worn out with wo.
manly troubles. Ny husband brought
me some Cardui as a tonic, and, froE.
The first DAY, 1t seemed to help.
| had almost lost my reason, but,
thanks to Cardui. l did not. Soon,
felt and looked like new woman.
think the remedy is wonderful
recommend it to ny friends, for l have
received great benefit from II"
Cardui acts specifically on the weak
ened womanly organs, Strengthening
the muscles and nerves, and building
them up to health.
1t helps to refresh the worn-out ner-
vous system and relieves the effects Of
3yerwork, both mental and physical.
Fifty years successful use fully
prove the merit OF this purely vege-
able, tonic remedy for women.
In every community there live some
who have been benefited by Cardui.
The beneficial effects of this time
tested woman's remedy, soon show
themselves in many different ways.
Try it.
NJ b.. Writ, 10: Ladies Advisory Dept. Cha;.a,
ooZa Meicine Co.. CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. for Special
distractions, and 64-page book. Home Tresimsni
Or Women, sen in plain wrapper on request.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
isSILANTS ESCAPE IN
AUTOMOBILE AFTER
KILLING CHICAGO GIRL

Chicago, Dec 4.-Miss Edith
Hoffman was shot and killed here
,st night by robbers who, dismount-
ng from an automobile attempted
hold up the young woman and
her escort. The escort showed re-
tstauce and was fired upon The
ullet struck Miss Hoffman, how
yer, and she was instantly killed.
The assailants escaped in their au-
t0mobilc.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
A POPULAR VERDICT.

BASED on Evidence Of Cairo People.
Grateful thousands tell it
How weak backs were made strong
Weak kidneys made we'll
Urinary disorders corrected.
CCairo people add their testimony,
They gladly praise Doan's Kidney
Pills.
For quick relief and lasting cures.
Cairo evidence is now complete.
Cairo testimony is confirmed.
Reports of early relief substan-
lated
Cures doubly proved by test Of time
Let Cairo citizen speak
W. f. Gi0Gon, 416 Eleventh street
afro, H.. e5ys: This is the third
me | have publicly recommended
)oans kidney Pills and am always
lad to speak in their praise. About
en- years ago I first took Doan's Kid
ICY pills, procured at Paul G. Schuf
Sons Drug store, and they com
letoIy relieved me Of a severe attach
jf kidney trouble. There has been nj
occurrence of this complaint. have
recommended Doan's Kidney Pills L
many people and have yet to hear o
case where they did not live UP t
representations"
For sale by all dealers. Price 81
ents Foster-Mlburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the Unite,
States.
Remember the name--Doan's--an,
'aAs no olher, AAIa. aaMs Ra.A
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
'NARSE HENRY
CONTRASTS TWO
DICKENS VISITS
Continued from page one.)
their efforts, and the other day Al
fred Iennyson Dickens came and
saw and was duly conquered.
Pioneers Neglectful

fred Iennyson Dickens came and
saw and was duly conquered.
Pioneers Neglectful
THE crude and rugged citizens OF
the younger cairo did not pay much
attention 10 distinguished visitors.
Possibly if they had met the elder
Dickens with a brass band and in
vited him to a possum supper his
impressions of the village would
have been more favorable, and Cairo
would have escaped the sdathing
comment which has since been so
faithfully recommended by her rival
towns. The latter-day Cairoites are
more diplomatic They brought Al
fred Tennyson Dickens to town and
showed him good time They put
the big pot in the little one and
made Mr. Dickens visit a ceaseless
round Of pleasure They wined him
and dined him and took him on an
automobile tour OF the town. They
took him to all the notable insti
buttons, including the Ohio River
bridge and the football game. They
loaded him down with souvenirs OF
Cairo and, last but not least, they
applauded yociferously when he de
liyered an address which, the dis
patches mildly assert, would hardly
| meet with much success on thu
Chautauqua platform
"If Alfred Tcnnyson Dickens
writes any American notes it is SAFE
| to say that he will not MAKE an!
hateful remarks about Cairo--and h,
shouldn't for the spirit Of Mari
Tapley' has prevailed and Cairo ha
come UP to prosperity through mucl
tribulation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
ALEXANDER SMITH
WINS CHAMPIONSHIP
OF SOUTHERN GOLFERS

Memphis. Tenn, Dec. ALEX
Smith, ~ New York, four times
holder Of the golf championship of
America, Won the open champion
ship of the south yesterday over tn
links Of the Memphis Country Club
with a score Of 800 for seyenty-twc
,oles.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
VICTIM OF ROBBERS
BUT NO TRACE OF
LATTER is FOUND

Kansas City, Mo-, Dec. 4.--Albert
A. Underwood. assistant cashier Of
the Missouri Pacific freight depot,
who was shot by two hold-up men
last night, died yesterday. No trace
has been found Of The robbers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05

w Il PEltCh HUN.
That's so, old follow, but you II
have TO come down by Thanksgiving
time and be served on BIG platter"
IT DON'T TAKE MUCH COAL
of the excellent kind we sell to roast
turkey When he's roasted he's
as delicious bird as any epicure
could ask for.
Get our coal and it will make you
warm when it's cold and please your
purse because you don't have to re-
order often.
D. F. MCCARTHY COAL CO.,
200 Commercial, $500 Commercial.
Both Phones.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
Afraid Of His Past.

"Where are you going to locate your
law office--in Winterville?"
.No.'
.why not?
II sang tenor solo with our col
lege glee club in Winterville and I'm
afraid they haven't forgotten me-"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
Eases Neuralgia
SIN az HEsfsegSef

Massage with MUSTER0LE and nctlcehow
the pain lessons and the delicious comfort that
takes It's place. Sufferers all over the country
write us about this amazing quick relief.
MuSTER0LE is clean. white ointment
made with the purcst oil OF mustard.
BETTER THAN A MUSTARD PLASTER
AND POSITIVELY DOES NOT DLISTERt
Keep jar at hand and in your home for Cold
in Chest, Group. Asthma. Sore Throat. Tonsil-
it's Congestion. Headache, Rheumatism. PieI-
risy. Lumbago Sore Muscles, sprains. etc.
Sold by druggists everywhere. Look for the
MUSTERoLE sign shown below. Many dis
play this in their windows. MUSTER0LE
comes in 2sc and Soc jars. Accept no substitute.
Ii yonr druggist cannot supply YOU. send 25c and
we will send you jar prepaid,
The Musterole Company, Cleveland, Ohio.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
KINDIING WOOD

Two horse load rs c. delivered to
any part OF the city. Both phones
Mississippi Boz co. ~,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1911-12-05
Accounted For.

'sDjd you notice that man? His "a,
q the color OF lead" "Oh. ! knov
bin Hss spt plumbago.' Ha
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-02-10

IF this bill had been in effect the
United States Steel corporation could
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-02-10
DANDRUFF
Little Flakes of Dandruff
Little Falling Hair
Makes the Heart grow weary
And the Head grow bare.
BLAME THE GERMS

When a famous French Physician
proved to the world that dandruff is
caused by a germ all the old hair tonic
fellows claimed that they knew it all
the time.
Whether they did or not makes no
difference. for we know that germs
cause dandruff and not only dandruff
but falling hair and scalp itch.
The man or woman who makes no
effort to get rid of dandruff will with
out doubt be bald before the period of
youth has passed.
Clever people who want to keep their
hair should know that Partisan Sage,
now sold all over America contains
ingredients that kill the germs. abolish
dandruff, nourish the roots OF the hair
and stop it from falling.
Partisan Sage is delightfully."- re-
freshing hair grower that is guaran-
teed to stop falling hair, remove dand-
ruff and stop scalp itch, or money back
Large bottles so cents at Summers
, Pharmacy and druggist severywhere
The girl with Auburn hair is on every
/ bottle.
| Having used Partisan Sage / will
gladly recommend it the best hair
tonic I have ever known. ! find it the
only hair tonic that will cure dandruff
cleanse the scalp. and make the hail
grow long and beautiful. Miss Sigma
ALL, Farwel St. w. Worcester, Mass.
June g. 1870
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-02-10

not have come into Indiana. and it
could not now own stock in the Gary
concern.
Mr. Peterson declared that the bill af-
fected railroad corporations Railroads.
he said. can not be built any more with
private capital alone. Peterson declar-
ed the New York Central lines are OPP
posed to the bill. IT have heard that
they are said he, land l am pretty
close to them.
Well, / haven't said Senator Proc
tor. ''and I'm pretty close TO them my
self
The fact. gentlemen continued Mr..
Peterson, that Governor Marshall is
behind this bill ought not to have any
effect. l do not know that the gov
ernor understands the serious ques-
lions involved 1t seems to me that the
demand for the passage of this bill is a
mere matter of sentiment. Can we af-
ford to indulge an ideal or a sentiment
and take chance on driving foreign
corporations out of indiana? This bill
affects everybody who owns property
in northern Indiana"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-02-10
DID SKINNY
MADDEN GET
THE MONEY?

Charges that skinny" MAIDEN, head
of one of the internationals of the
steamfttter's faction got $30.0 from
the Gary contractors have been made
in the official organ of the plumbers
union. The Chicago Tribune says:
Charges that Martin b. Skinny
Madden received $4,000 for his part
in the present labor war in Gary were
made yesterday In the official organ OF
the United Association of Journeymen
Plumbers. Cashiers. Steamfitters. and
Steamfitters' Helpers.
The charges are contained in an ar
ticle written by Thomas f. Burke,
general secretary treasurer of the
plumbers union. which at present is
engaged in a jurisdictional fight with
the International Association of Steam
filters skinny Madden's organiza-
ton the Junior Steamfitters' union, is
a local chartered by the International
Steamhtters' union and thus is a con-
stituent part of the union under the ban
of the plumbers.
Secretary Burke intimates that
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-02-10
DID THEY
PLAY NEAT
LITTLE GAME?
TIMES BUREAU.
AT STATE CAPITAL.


AT STATE CAPITAL.
Indianapolis. Ind, Feb. 1o.-Some of
the fellows around the state house have
begun to wonder of Senator Fleming
and Senator Proctor did not play a
neat little game on the liquor regula
ton bill which passed the senate yes
terday. Proctor introduced the bill and
made fight for a high license provi-
sion At first he was loud in favor of
a thousand dollar license fee all over
the state. But when his bill came in
it provided for licenses ranging as
high as $500. but no more
Proctors bill was substituted for the
Fleming bill the same subject, be-
cause the Fleming bill bore the odium
of the name of the brewers bill" Then
the fight started. Fleming was in ia
vor of lower licenses. Proctor wanted
them higher. But the bill passed the
second reading at 500 as the high
figure
When it came on for passage. how
ever, Senator Stotsenburg offered an
amendment giving city councils and
town boards power to fix the license fee
between q low minimum and a low
maximum His highest figure was a
snaximum of $500 for cities. including
the state license of 5000. Fleming IA
vored it. Proctor opposed it and final
~ offered his thousand dollar amend
ment as a substitute. OF course, Elem
ing fought it. He had to, and even
when the bill came on for passage in it's
original form he voted agniast 40
original form he voted against II, and
so did Senator Greenwich, also OF Allen
county.
Now. the question is this: Were
Proctor and Fleming in earnest IN their
opposition to each other on the license
question? Some of those who watched
the fight believe that Fleming opposed
the bill so as to make il appear that
the bill is not satisfactory to the preW-
cries and that they were forced 10 ac-
cept something they did not like rms
1t is pointed out, might make the Dill
| little more popular with the temper
ance people. since 1t would look IKE
they were being able to ram sometnihs
| down the brewers throats that they ara
not like. But time only can tell the
real truth about it If Fleming and
Proctor did have frameup in the mat
= ter 1t was a clever one.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1911-02-10


rial conditions committee report of the
Gary Commercial club. This report,
which places the blame for the present
labor troubles upon the unions. has
been received with no great satisfac-
ton by them and tonight's meeting
oratory will be poured forth right and
left .denouncing it.
President Frank Greenwald of the
Associated Trades Council says that the
contractors. the general public and the
indu strial committee of the Commercial
club. Messrs Hay, Watson and Harries,
are invited to attend.
Contractors Hold Meeting.
Pursuant to a special call issued by
President NJ L. Maxon of the Employ
ers. Builders and Material Mems asso-
citation, members of that organization
met last evening but only routine bust
ness was transacted. There is no
change in the contractors attitude. they
stin refuse arbitration and stand for
the open shop principle.
Negotiations are being conducted
with various labor agencies and it is
expected that by next week the employ
ers will have quite an aggregation OF
non-union men at work.
Today the strike situation is unusual
iy quiet and whether it is the luIl be-
fore the storm remains to be seen
State Commissioner of Labor Harry
Slough. unable to effect any settlement
has returned to Indianapolis.