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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

Col. Henry Casson. sergeant-atarms
Of the mousse Of representatives, has
the original check given by Speaker
Joseph e.. Cannon n few years ago 10
a book agent, and about which an in
teresting story has been told.
An agent visited the speaker and in.
terested him in an elaborate edition OF
something which Uncle Joe didn't
want, but bought. When the books
arrived Uncle Joe examined them and
decided at once that something had
been put over him. when the agent
came for his money the speaker de.
termined 10 make him indorse a terse
sentiment On books. so he wrote out a
check for s73. the amount due. and on
the back of II inscribed:
Pay to the order Of Mr.. Blank. ir
full payment for an edition which was
not worth a d. and dear al that
price. but for the ease and grace with
which he put II over your Uncle Joe
II was well worth the y."-Hu-
mar Life.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
COULD NOT STAND SUFFERING
FROM SKIN ERUPTION

Il have been using Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment for the past
three months and I am glad to say
that they cured me OF a most annoy.
Ing skin eruption. II began by my no
ticing red blotches appearing on my
face and scalp. Although they were
rather disiguring. | did o think any
thing Of them until they began TO get
Ecaly and dry and TO itch and burn
until I could not stand the suffering.
Then | began to use a different soap.
thinking that my old kind might be
hurting me. but that didn't seem TO do
any good. I went to two different doc
tors but neither seemed to relieve me
any. | lost many nights sleep in con.
tinual scratching. sometimes scratch
ing tin / drew the blood on my face
and head. Then I started in to use
the Cutlcura Remedies and in two
months l was entirely relieved OF that
awful pest. l am so delighted over
my cure by Cuticura Remedies that I
shall be glad to tell anybody about
f." tSignedl G. VI. Macfarlsnd. 22i
West if5th St, New York City. Oct 5.
1910.
Cuticura Soap (25c) and Cuticura
Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
the world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp. sole props. 1876 Column
bus Ave. Boston. for free book on
skin and scalp diseases and their
treatment.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
WAS JUST COPYING N
Child's Actions That at First Mys-
tilted Father Were Easily
Explained.

The little slx-year-old daughter Of a
welEknown club vas found In
her play room the other day doing all
kinds ~ acrobatic stunts and gesticu-
lating wildly and wierdly.
what are you DOING" asked the
child's father.
I'm playing I'm mamma" she an
swered Then she made more unique
movements with her little arms and
said There, father. YOU accept them
That's what they do when mamma
makes them"
What shall I.accept?" asked the
father. still more mystined. "and what
does mamma make7 Tell me what
you are doing?'
why she said. Il am playing that
! am mamma at her club. Whenever
mamma goes 10 her club she makes
motions. and the others accept them
! heard her a so over the telephone
TO Mrs. Smith this morning Illus
trated Magazine.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
God Uses Pain to
Refine Humanity
~ DR.. HAROLD PATTIS0N
F.<s-r 81 First Baptist Church.
81 Paul Minn.

The problem In Jobs time was. why
90 the righteous suffer? but the prob
lem in our day has broadened TO why
should there be any suffering at all?
As We have stood near the bedside OF
some dear one whom we could not
bear to see suffer. We have wondered
how God could stand u. Personally. |
do o believe that God Is a being
that goes about shatte-ing our homes
or breaking u hearts. II is thought
that he permits such things, but II
may well be said that God cannot
here and there in the workings OF the
great laws OF the universe. that were
to put irregularities in the place OF
uniformity. to Introduce anarchy and
make confusion worse COMPOUNDED,
We are to remember. too. that we are
inclined TO mistake the part for the
whole. and In the matter OF pain our
standard OF measuremes is apt e be
false. The actual amount OF pain in
the world il only as great as that
N''"' ~ a"J Sihhie human oe'hs'
= partial answer 70 this problem IL
found In the present uses OF pain.
ram may De a punishment. out o
always. for pain would seem quite as
often a punishment for weakness Is
LOT ~Wlckedness. Great pain purihes.
AS the psalmlst y III was good
'or nie una was annicteu.
ram is power. ram stimulates us
10 40 our oest. II Is a goad and spur
'nat discovers our best PAGES we
often say we learn oy experience. ou,
sup 70 'hinA OIL II tne eAperi-
enes 10 "nich We reier are mostly
painful II taxes nre 10 temper steer
A"i ~ s"oiu oiaue never yet LOOK
anu neiu Hs temper without H. a
oaiI'otnla uppie IL large n oeau-
uiuI "ut uas.eIess Ike CORK II needs
."e ,rost Oh Ne" England 10 rlpen the
pa'u"n anu pipplh- we none OF US
WANT 10 i've over again the dimcult
,'iss VI our hVes' yet not n OF us
"ou'u Oe Nlllne 10 part with the ex-
perienoes 'hose crises gave us. Great
pa'n e'n US, "A wounded dog nolds
up Is ioot ahu so keeps out the dirt
ram 'oiu II 70 DO mat.
''oss OF Nh.ist sneds the
nsn' on tLe mysteries q
pai sus never seemed 70 De per
peNeu at .ne existence OF PAIN o
go a part Oh us ministry consisted
~ Oansn'ns pam YET Jesus and chris
uani'y nave aone much to Increase
'ne pain OF the world. Gethsemane
n Calvary show us that in u lives
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
CHILDREN AFFECTED
BY Mothers Food and Drink.

Many babies have been launched
into life with constitutions weakened
by disease taken In with their moth
ers milk Mothers cannot be too caro-
tul as 10 she food they use while nurs-
Ing their babes.
The experience of a Kansas City
mother Is a cas- in point:
was a great coffee drinker from a
child. and thought | could not do with
out IT, But found at last IL was do
ing me harm. For years had been
troubled with dizziness, spots before
my eyes and pain In my heart. to
which was added. two years later. a
chronic sour stomach.
The baby was born 7 months aro
n almost from the beginning. 1t, too.
suffered from our stomach. She was
taking IL from me,
In my distress I consulted a friend
OF more experience and she told me
to quit coffee. that coffee did not
make good milk. have since ascer-
tained that it really dries up the milk.
so, | quit coffee and tried tea and
at last cocoa. But they did not agree
with me. Then l turned to Postum
with the happiest results. 1t proved
10 be the very thing | needed. 1t not
only agreed perfectly with baby and
myself, but it increased the flow of
my milk.
My husband then quit coffee and
used Postum and quickly got well of
the dyspepsia with which he had been
troubled. no longer suffer from the
dizziness. blind spells, pain in my
heart or sour stomach.
Now We all drink Postum from my
husband to my seven months old
baby. 1t has proved to be the best
hot drink we have ever used. We
would not give up Postum for the best
conee we ever drank" Name given
BY Postum Co, Battle Creek. Mich.
Get the little book. The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
There's a Reason"
Ever read the above Iettery ~
enc appears from time 10 time. =
sre true. and I'll Of hnss,
tntevest,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Ellen Terry's Joke.

When Ellen Terry was presented
with a Founders gold medal at the
New theater. New York. recently-an
honor conferred in recognition of her
great services TO dramatic art-she
was called upon to make a speech Of
acceptance. 1t % happened that the
actress was exceedingly hoarse and
she was therefore forced to cut her
remarks short. So she told this story:
"A friend Of mine once bought a par
rot and gave much money for II with
the understanding that it could speak
fiuently. but when he reached home
with it he found TO his dismay that
the bird was dumb. So he took It
back. This parrot cannot say a word.
he said Indignantly to the bird fancier.
1t cant talk at all Talk the deal.
er exclaimed. Come To think OF II, I
know 1t cant. but it's a devil to
think.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Successful Life Work,

He has achieved success who has
lived well, laughed often. and loved
much: who has gained the respect Of
intelligent men and the love OF little
chil<ren; who has filled his niche
and accomplished his task WIN left
the world better than he found it
whether by an improved poppy. a
perfect poem or a rescued soul: who
has never lacked appreciation oil
earth's beauty or failed to express 1t
who has always looked for the best
in others. and given the best he had
whose life was an inspiration who's,
memory a benediction .-Presidon'
Schurman-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
AST0NISHED THE "0LD MAN.
His 'Rsh 'Rsh Son by No Means the
Dude" He Had Hitherto
Seemed to Be.

The new governor OF a western
state has two ons One is big and
husky like his father. but the other Is
more slight; and at times he rather
vexes his father by his affection OF
'rah-'rah boy clothes and a general air
of lassitude and dudishness.
The two sons and the father were
In the library one night and the name
OF a prizefght referee came into the
conversation. The 'rah'rah boy had
been sitting by. twiddling his thumbs.
but his ears pricked up at the mans
name, and he drawled: Il rather like
that chap. He's all right"
What do you know about him"
the other brother asked, rather on
t~emptuously.
"Oh, he gave me a shade the best
OF 1t one night
Gave you the best OF it," both
father and brother shouted.
Yes; you see. | fight under the
name OF Young Ryan and he counted
pretty slow one time when | was
down."-Saturday Evening Post.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
DenominationaI Puzzle.

The wife of a prominent Unitarian
clergyman is still wondering what her
cook meant. She was a new cook. and
there was every reason to believe she
was a good cook. At any rate. she
had unquestionably served in good
families. and she brought the best of
references. Nevertheless. her new
mistress did not hesitate to give her
q few instructions.
One thing | van you to remem
Der, Nellie" said she. is the way we
like our oatmeal. Don't leave II wa
terry. But we don't like II hard and
dry. either"
Trust me. ma'am," responded the
cook, confidently. I'll get II right,
never fear. I've worked in Unitarian
families before"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
IN FELLOWSHIP WITH CHRIST
Necessity for Close Relationship ~
One Would Understand His
Teachings.


The people complained that they
could not understand Jesus. Tell us
plainly. they said. Jesus answered
tia he had told them, and has con.
armed ais claim TO be the Christ by
works in his Fathers name. He de-
eiares that they did not believe his
teaching because they were not in the
spiritual relation 70 him in which IL
Eould be possible to understand him
We are not Of my sheep nv sheen
hear my voice and / know them n
they follow me Without this rela-
ton to Christ Il Is impossible TO under
stand bis teaching here must be a
eomEo ground. a common state OF
MIND. before the speech Of one can
Be understood BY another. What
man knowesh the things OF a man.
save the spirit Of man which Is in him ,
Even 50 the things o. God know eth no
man but By the Spirit Of God The
things Of God are spiritually discern
ed We IA be In the Spirit The
pure in heart. n they alone .au
see God They who believe can unssr.
stand the words q Jesus. because thev
arr brought N such relation that VIA.
IS ot q nal be communicated TO The
other.
Wnen Jesus talked OF the things Of
o an the human soul. the grea.
body Of tire people belonged to a dlf.
feFent life. they lived in a different
atmosphere. their minds and thoughts
we're o In harmony With his love
Of Truth. The gospel Is 10 some tha
savior Of life INT life. but to o,he1s
Of death unto death. There is mn
an open heart TO receive L. and 4,
therefore. hardens the heart. IL il az
Importance for u to keep in mind he
fact that IL il our attitude and
sririt that determines the effect q,
the words Of God upon US. MANY
OF the people Knocked at the claim OF
Jesus. but others were in such nos
tility To him that they could rot com
pfehend his words or understand bIs
works. To a mind absorbed in world.
" things spiritual things have No
meaning. Men reject the love OF
Christ, because they are not Of his
world OF love. Many a one in the
crowd touched the garments Of .Jesus
out virtue went out OF him only IN
II n who touched the hem I'm fai,h
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
WIfcly SolicItude.

Appealing to the police to find her
husband. who went 10 work and had
no returned home at eight o'clock,
but requesting that the officers Meth.
er arrest nor talk cross 10 him. a
woman left a note in the hands of
Patrolman Hickerson at Sixth and Ed
mond streets containing Information
concerning the missing husband.
The note In addition to giving a de
scription OF the missing man read
that the wife was worried nearly sick
because il was the first time that he
had done this
Il don't want you TO arrest him.
continued the note. Tell the police
to please not talk cross to him."-St
Joseph Gazette.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Nine or Ten DEPOSITS.

IT is expensive to learn to fly" said
Clifford Harmon at Mineola. Your
aeroplane costs more than $4,000. You
must pay a fee of $500 for tuition, and
o must deposit. too. about $500
more for damages. All the damage
you do to the machine you learn on
must be paid for. and your deposit
may easily be eaten up.
I was talking n day at Nice to an
English flyer.
I learned to fly in a week. | said.
How long did it take you to learn %
oh. nine or ten
What! interrupted Not nine or
ten weeks
No. ae%roplanes.' he said"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

Wireless is a wonderful thing, isn't
It? It's going to take the place
of everything-telegraph. telephone.
thought transference-why, they even
transmit newspaper photographs that
way"
Yes, but there's one thing they'll
never do with wireless"
What's that"
"Wire-pulng."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Critics.

Only competent critics can give
Competent criticisms. said Admiral
Mahan. AZ the Immnrtals' resent reeep-
tion In New York The ignobler the
critic the ignobier the criticism-even
OF the very finest things-that he will
pronounce
a man IN a bar was praising a "a.
nous American journalist. a Justly
famous journalist. a journalist who
gets out a really fine paper.
les. the bartender agreed. his
paper Is q good one It picked two win
nerst las. Reek
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
THE DRUGGIST KNEW
FROM EXPERIENCE

7 have been selling Or. Kilmer's swamp
Root for the past three wears aud thSss
= my customers who buy Il. speak "a.
vorably regarding it. | have u~cd Ii IN
my WI family with rood r~vsai;s. and /
believe the preparation has g-ra; curative
value. You may use this as YOU ike.
Very respectfully.
G. r. RUpE 4 son.
BY c. r Rape. Mgr.
Seymour. Teua
Personally appeared before me This
eOth day Of july. 1879. &. h Rure. Drug.
gst. who subscribed the above statement
and made cath that the ame IS true IN
substance and in fact.
r. C. JAMES.
J. 7. and ExOfcio.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
The Subtlety Of Him.

John, dear" said Mabel. as her lord
and master entered the house. I've
just had a letter from mother. and
she is coming to visit us. 1t is a pref
ty expensive trip for little Muddy, and
| wondered IL we couldn't help her out
a little"
of course We can" said John. CIV
ing his wife a generous kiss. lust
you write and tell her that I'll be only
too glad to pay for her railroad ticket
back home again as soon as she de-
cides to go."-Harper's Weekly.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
RattIesnakes Appear EARLY.

The unusually warm weather
throughout central Wyoming the last
few weeks has caused large numbers
Of rattlesnakes to leave their dens and
many have been killed by ranchmen
and others. Not in the recollection ct
the oldest inhabitants have rattle
snakes appeared as early in the year.
Casper correspondence Denver Re.
publican.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY
Y0UNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

IT, family with young children that is
without sickness in the house now ana
thea is rare. and so II IS important that
the head 81 the house should know what
70 do IN the little emergencies that arise.
A child with n serious ailment needs a
Doctor. IL Is true. but in the majority Of
Instances, as any doctor knows. the child
suffers from some intestinal trouble.
usually constipation.
There - no sense in giving Il a pill or
a remedy containing an opiate, nor is
flushing - the bowels To be always rec
commended. Rather give II a small dose
Of a mid. gentle laxative tonic like DIR.
CaldweHfs syrup Pepsin. which. by clean
ing out the bowels and strengthening the
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
little tomac muscles. viii -immealassi,

correct the trouble
rms Is not alone our opinion but that
OF Mrs. y. II. Mead Of Freeporf. kan~
whose g~randdaughter has been taxing Il
successfully and Of Mrs J. r. Whl1nE
OF Lena, Wis, who gives b. 70 her rhlhiren
and takes II herself. II j. sold tn affv
cent and one dollar bottles AZ every
drug store. but II sou want 20 test Il N
your family before Yea buy it send your
address to Or. Caldwell ant he vii snr-
ward a supply free Of charge
For the free sample address Or. W. 4
Caldwell. Al Caldwell building Mouu-
cello. III.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

had soreness In each SIDE, coulu not
stand tight clothing, and was irregular.
l was completely run down. On ad-
vice l took Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound and Liver Pills and
am enjoying good health; 1t is now
more than two years and ! have not
had an ache or pain since do all my
own work. washing and everything,
and never have the backache any more.
l think your medicine is grand and 1
praise It to all my neighbors. If you
think my testimony will help others
you may publish ft."-Mrs. OLLIE
WoopALL, Morton's Gap, Kentucky.
Backache Is q symptom Of organic
weakness or arrangement. II you
have backache don't neglect 1t. To
get permanent relief you must reach
the root of the trouble. Nothing We
know Of will do this so surely as Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Compound.
Write to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass, for special advice.
Your letter will be absolutely
confidential, and the advice free.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
LefAeF
~ ki.-r . G.
lrtasAs@t ' v.


Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do For Won
Send TO DR.. kilmer & Co. Bingham.
ton, n. y, for a sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also receive
all shout the kidneys and bladder. When
writing. be sure and mention this paper.
For fale a. al drug stores. Price hfty-
cents and onedollar.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
WHAT SHE THOUGHT.

Mrs. Gumm-And what dyer think
Of that there Jones as is moved in
next dore but one to you?
Mrs. Jawkins-Why. l don't like
talking about my neighbors; but as to
Mr.. Jones. sometimes l think. and
then again / don't know. but. after
all. rather guess he'll turn out to be
a good deal such a sort OF man as /
take him to be.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Is Mennonite Minister.

Miss Anna J. Allebach is the frs,
soman to be elected a minister of the
Mennonite church in this country. al.
though there are two women in Hol-
land acting in that capacity. She is
president of the New York University
Philosophical society. Her ordination
took place on January Is in philadel
phia.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
A Frequent Speaker.

A member for a northern constit-
uency. who was one day reproached
by a disappointed supporter for never
opening his mouth in the house, repu-
dated the accusation with Indignation.
Not a day passed. he declared. but
that he said something; and II was
reported in the papers, too. In con-
firmation Of his statement he pro-
duced the report Of the last debate.
and pointed triumphantly to the
Hear. hears with which certain
speeches were punctuated. That's
me-" he said.--T1t-Bits.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

constant inclination
for the kidneys to act
and the secretions
were accompanied by
burning and scalding.
The headaches and
giddy feelings that op-
pressed me we're al.
most ~unbearable and
life soon lost all in.
terest. DOan's Kid
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
ROOFING.

Galvanized Iron Corrugated and Crimp
Of best quality for barns. sheds. chicken
houses and residences.-Fire and water
proof. needs nc paint. takes care of itself,
lengths. S to Il feet. Full weight goods.
Send this ad with order. PIDGEON-
THOMAS IRON co. THE Roofing
Folks" "a. s N. I'd ST.. Memphis. Tenn.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

You must have found the arctic cir.
Gle very unpleasant"
Yes" replied the arctic explorer:
but it has its advantages. The eli
mate is disagreeable. but the people
aren't always worrying you about
proofs"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
That Awful Mrs. Ionex

Mrs. Smith-She is so unobserving,
Mrs. Brown-And always complain
ing. The other day. while ballooning
near a storm center. she collided with
a rain cloud and reported to the au-
tnoriues that the driver OF an aero.
plane sprinkler had splashed water all
over her best gown!-widow.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
snoes. II makes your feet feel easy and com
everywhere, Sc Rerssr rsbsr,f.f,, For free trial
package, address Allen s olmstead eRoy N. ".
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
pIsTEMPER

In all ITS forms among all ages Of hor,es
a. veil as dogs. cured and other. in -am,
stable prevented from having the disease
Eith sPoHNS DISTEMPER CURE.
Lsery bottle guaranteed. Over 6OO. 600
bottles sold last year $50 and 81 90. Inv
good druggist, or send to MANUFACTURER.
AGENTS wanted. Spohn Medical Co. Snec
Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

Roots, Banks and w.. /
sarsaparilla so comb,,."
curative principles Of roo,, 4
herbs as to raise them : NJ
est efficiency for the e,,. /
humors, all blood dIse.,.' q
down conditions. 81
There is no substitu,.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

A certain well-brought-up little girl
yawned at the breakfast table last
Sunday morning and ventured a polite
proposition to her mother.
Il really don't feel at all like going
to church this morning." she re-
marked. Cant we just send cards?"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Neatly Put.

The Duchess Decazes. as all the
world knows. was an Americana
daughter of the enormously rich Sing.
er family.
The duchess was once taking part In
some amateur theatricals at Ragaz
when a New York girl said to her
mother:
is she a real Duchess"
Yes, my dear" the mother. Q
Knickerbocker. answered. Yes, real
but machine made"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
The Final Settlement.

"A verdict for $4,000 isn't SO bad
said the junior partner. How much
shall We give our client?"
"Oh. give him $50" answered the
senior partner. But hold"
"Well?"
Don't be hasty. Promise to give
him $50"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02

Impure elocd is common In the
spring. because OF the unhealthful
modes of living during the winter.
and II is the cause of the loss Of
appetite and that tired feeling as
well as the sores and eruptions that
occur at this time.
BE sure to take Hoods this spring.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1911-03-02
Have 70 Pull Them In.

Ella-There are Just as good fish
in the sea
Stella-But you have to have a pun
to land them.