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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
Nebraska 0lgtieak
Exceptionally Fine
Charles Lnne of gi1i0s psciei9 Says
a. 0atsy Shortage VIII. b IN
tie Gets Crvp..

Clsss,1ss Lsssfel. ssziispeslt ssEEaFSa frFtslst
ssyalc ~ sl4s THiyn Pactliu,. 81 N srpra a
cip, .ossar ehv. N-5sezRA lilnys % eha ross
ftsur -rnel:lis, an Ersyasts er:ga ~ or-.B con,
.nteious
". Lissfe staez5 ettc silya vCHcy possible
,n,,,ra5s, uilh De IN ere eaea eTe,b Sbat was
st5 rs ,3s1r In che s7sEE W efe ne weather
o. J,-iv sd ealis5 JES. Nsat~athsan4ine
vhis. the VqUp, is. s,sc a faslnre rs any
uIeans As to- the Ns1tsat. srs. Lama ffnas
X OK a paosC excellent e'saarIy ami tins
yteld Srfc nEtle @slCNg that Sc hat ,rs8c-
Tho. cum be finds b. n eenslirsea Aln10st III
to that OK ul1isi dare s,trs ysRi zarD. due
lll-se.y TN the uagls gr,suan a1Hfe in uEIs
last ten DAYS since ne IsizEB sEVRr1e 1,cIarsst
'gere. al over the suhrs and &c almost anFcr
occurrence. lie s1nn=ts 5'sar Germ has prHc-
tically been made, wdtsfin the tasr TWO weeks
aud that by the mhFdEe or 5sprember will
be out OK the way OF frost.
The range is coming out In gpod shape.
the rams having gwen the grass q new
start and in most hIc.sIiifes -I1e, Dra..ies
have commenced s8 un!An IN a. green. al
most as bright AS uiiaH OF surf1g. The win
ter range Mr.. Ldne puesIEcts. will De the
best in years.
\ month aGm IL uBIE1aH ass If the, potato
crop might be m.arRy a Ehhlre. out in the
last week they hare taken an rrsrw lie and
NJ Lane says myw TIM UrTaaS Is for n
fair yield.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
Merchant Injured
In Auto Collision
Chzist TisFt Of Fort Calhoun. Driving
Rapidly on Dodge Street,
Crashes Int0 Buggy,

Struck ~ an s6kssssssis !. A. NlRRsaa,
a fisFsAaat Wing AZ ssai 6aBitei avEa1R,
wss severely injured SATURDAY 6asFaias
While diving ssstf an FffsSeatR rs tas
ifltsFsERtieR u psasS stSSRt. FAe Ratssas=
siie tl4as Sla ti4s damage was asivsa Rv
6RFise FisFs Of FsTs 6aiRsaR. VIA was
dFiviaS Sa5isSiS AisaE Dodge stFRSt. Hs
wss sssSstxl. GsEsaaa says thsk FiSEe vas
dFiStSs sk ths Eats ~ Twenty-Five saiiRs al
RsSFs tds was takea - BSiiSs hRaARsas=
kRFss whsss qsSk AID Veg RifaiaistsEei,
LxtRF he was ssS0FtRd ~ fEtea6s ~ his
Aessae. Fse Buggy ~ whiSa Nls=ssa was
FtifsE wSs badly wseSSAd.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
RAILROAD PROPERTY DAMAGED

Terrific Rains Reported from Iowa
and Illinois Points.
Ono OF the heaviest raains IN the history
OF the 1Iissisaippl valley passed over east
ern Iowa and western Illinois Friday and
Frtday night Passengers arriving on the
NJ rthweatsrn's Overland Limited Saturday
mqhhlnR state that reports from towns
al bnE the river Indicated that the rains
f2H aggregated three and four inches over
II large area, They heard reports Of
wagon bridges and roads being washed
out crops destroyed and some live stock
drowned In the low lands.
For miles on either side of tha river
tho low lands were under water and the
streams overlooking their hanks when thu
train passed through tho flooded district.
OF the omaha.ChIoago road. tho MIlwnu-
kee was tha greatest sufferer The Over
land Limited due in Omaha at oiis was
dotour6d and did not aFrive here until
$50 o'clock last evening. There are d
number OF grades washed away on the
main iine west Of Clinton, IA,,T and sast Of
sabuia, III.
On tho line from Clinton 70 Dubuque,
1000 feet Of grade eighteen East high has
been washed away,
Advieas arc that oveF an area fifty miles
. north and south and twenty-five east and
NScst. rain fell IN torrents faF tan 10 twelvs
h&s
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
Grocery Company
Wants It's Pay for
Some Provisions
But TIC 1iz1 Who Contracted Has
CGfEseSsd Gre Funds and
Disappeared

Sixty Italians. burlington railroad labor
ers. appeared before County Judge Charles
Leslie Saturday and vocIferously declared
they do not owe the Italian Importing
Grocery company for s230gT for provisions.
The company had garnisheed their wages
and had them brought into court to show
cause why they should not pay. VITA the
assistance of a trio OF interpreters Il
finally was learned that each Italian paid
his share to Felisse Mazza. who. instead
OF paying the grocery company. vanished
with the money. Joseph salerno. Of the
company. said he refused to deliver the
provisions until each Italian had signed
promise TO pay for himself and all the
others. 1t developed however, that Mazza
signed for them and they could not be held
for what he did
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
POLITICAL.
John NJ. Mcfarland

for Nomination for Judge
Of the Supreme Court from
Douglas County.
John NJ. mcfarland. one of the
most prominent and successful law
yers OF the Nebraska bar. has filed
for the republican nomination for
Judge OF the supreme court. He has
practiced in the supreme court OF
this state for(thirty-three years. He
has tried over thirty murder cases
and now has over one hundred civil
and criminal cases in the district
court OF Douglas county and in the
supreme court. He has more cases
in the Douglas county district court
than any other attorney, and that
has been his record for over two
years. These are facts and they
prove conclusively that Mr.. Macfar-
land has q most enviable reputation
as a lawyer. His long and success
full experience has made him tamil
lar with every phase of the law and
procedure in practice, and there is
probably no lawyer in Nebraska
better qualified to fill the important
position Of judge of the supreme
court. He is a diligent lawyer ana
closely studies his cases from every
angle, and this qualification should
be a requisite for every supreme
judge. As supreme judge he would
prove a valuable acquisition to that
tribunal as hisl,unceasing industry
would aid materially in advancing
cases for final hearing. Mr.. Mac
farland is a gentleman of even tenn
per, good judgment and compan-
ionable at all times. He has a keen
sense of justice, which certainly is q
good recommendation for a supreme
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13

judge. He is the only republican
candidate for this position from
Douglas county. One-tenth Of the
votes of Nebraska will be cast in
this county, and It is figured that II
Mr.. mcfarland is nominated he will
bring great strength to the republi-
can state ticket as well as the local
ticket. He is a man of strong mag
netic personality and his host of
friends will do everything in their
power to advance his interests. The
republicans of Douglas county espe-
cially, and the republicans of the
state generally.will make no mistake
in voting for the nomination of John
M. mcfarland for supreme Judge.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
GEsRAsKA AND IOWA PATENTS
dist of Those 90 WSsEs LPttsSH PRtsHt
Have Deen IsSaed tn AesvRSSk~
ana Iowa.


Have Deen IsSaea ~ AebyRsakR
ana Iowa.
Official list Of tattaFs pate7e o. idVsR=
ton. isued from the CRsted States Rats7t
$1,000 at washi1gtoH, ~. g., q hRlsaBttaRts
q Iowa and Ne5rsskas ISg ne weeis ead-
bag August Y. 1911, De sapSFtad from tae
Sface Of willard Eddye SSftoteSY 81 patterns
and counselor In pats6t eases kS8 6Sty
National bank bUttIdGsses OFsAsffay ReSsf
To John c.. 4lsheaE9 o. Clssslia, Rsis.l
9r duiltins-frames -,
TO charles SnskSoh % AsStseFst, Nethl
Elr.- air-brake fOF V6kqStASr
T0 isaac c. Bell o. 6FtaSspwa, H., ~
kEotngRaphic camera.
po John BlaslSg OF L0ss1 eaevr Nss.y a.
a.. anlat;c wag0aS W alSefr
No Nary NJ. cIaFke % baS M5iHsss "a,
ca Gsh-scaling, tSofs
To- Cherries ~. pllpNse - FfsssS5ty SSi3s,
10, Josef p, Fiaf9 % osssstSas Nstss, Tor
To Andrew j.. e$SOssS 81 ftFsskl, Ia,
To- Philip D. Haas oE 76rG, NeRy Fl
"i 700 PaiIiuS j.. 5ssSs' Of 16s&, NttSe for
TO Issary stSa'er OF West Point $50.
fo' Matter j.. StecSy 90 sSfttR 6Rsiai
70 TO- William mic g.. fsat OF EstseFvIjIsJ ia,
e. reyersiu g-vaiveS afeciS6nfsnf-
To- Fredericls. ", ETifssfesit 6e C3iSFfSa, "a
6s,' ditching- uiactsI6se
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
MILWAUKEE, GETS INT6 eaNE
A=RSIRSss ii WBI Hs-SsS PS=ss,7sS$==
IL End Fs6r7 aSEEeft 7-'sS
SiSIiSftS 6BeSs%as:

TIE MiiwSuksS road 9-cn6seS to Set lTtc
tie game 81 hSneling orosrsetiYe sett,srs
into Bennett ana Mellette cc1-tieSy soits
Dakota: that are 70 Be o5c=ea - =ctsiS-
ment! but %a.sh 6=S Z 5Sss % 80 s'S'i-
Iadisn reservation: RE 5ssse2se= Ge1S=.-
mSnt q the F5ss Is out wits 81! a5s@eu=ce-
rfsRs tfst on oct56s= S SSa y; il, TiIt Se'l
round trip tickets to ChS-Sc-iS.T S=5
RSpid. city, S: u. at an Inusueifyy ~ st,
IN order that perties may -ssEes>as '9T s7=''
- the counties 10 he opened
TRS BS1Igtt md s4eiissss Sei7ty III
that Becomes Z Bssf 81 tSS 5 Ss:.ssrHspss fssAsi
SsFfesatsS a65lt i7Se9S ana Eilf. Is s9rs
st p-iees EaRsihE ffS=f s. SsSt5 IS 81 81
acre. .dSps7dius upon the eSS=sSt.: =
ssdsti6fg an SetIsf Fss 800 g - e.
49, 49, SsSSSS' ;SS=-sr i-i FsSs>EsA y g -
80 49, lssfiS.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
RM5 SaAkS WIDE TERRITORY
IfSfhTsa End Othe- Property Dam
agnn IN iowa and Illinois.
lkERAKg1 " AeAVl -
Arssrn sfI 1.-r,--sYs1--,t on Esse.o=rs, 'se,N-,.
AN 'Sn1a, stat. sps,sls-srsa s@sstl
JfsizsB'sr.. Er-sAes,u l-rsrssns,,
WSSrn5arrs, C'ricsrst..


'cfnHiim wasI tpIrsnr- mig on che axtrsm-
aHtemn mllsD, or a rain thRl was genegrE
en'er' RnI-Dt syga-y p1r;inn OF Ngbrasish
nino gurthsrn 1insfiun al South Dakota aBf
nhiw 1irD nnrth .hHp u ISRnas;. ana u rle
west ee7stHnding we'll 'OVu- irfrD c,1loEihr
~ wyoming. TriEuv rti7tla. j. vnis- any
where frnIm n flrhikln tn M iAeh ami B
Mir. the sr-lttnsr lrscnl,n1an hrils rc-
1urtedl at -rrapaliue.
On die NnEeliSvms'n-n lines rhnre wc-@
llf5h-' -ntnsl ain fir' way From Calhoun on
the OMAHA roa1I. -v,i.h -t.us' -utlrfftB g IN
tlrhi At Lyons. On 1,nr hn1@u Grnm Imr-
SOM TO, Norfolk, every U'vm WIS g:siied
by'showers that IN number % instances
amounted 70 more. tIan .lalf .lch. -Nlon;
the Black Hiils' line ria i1En '~',-lrd to. be
heaviest at Fremont, where 8; y.agated
a little better than. an ..Ich. Hu lie whole
hnstm OK the EilShuEm 7aiiey thCcp, waH j
heavy downpour dlIuilHE 1le, lJclt. West
7otnt W!suEr.. Piliquz- uuf stzlnenn set..nt,
almost uiuen-fouHthB o. un inch. From
Norfolk up the Blaomr3eIdl branch. there
were heavy showers. whsle ovor. in Gregory
and Tripp counties. arstnlr Dakota. there
was. i heavy pun, cGIIri3sn II, all night and
we'll INTO, tho day.. Wtat from Torfnll,
uhe RAINFALL ranged fnunn trace to t;'r so
bourths5 OF agn l1oh all 'rhe wary To tha' rIacls
uu Casper.
Nloug. the BHaiiinstSms BlIFf-rz;B Gle' thars
we've showers AID haa1-y rstizss a1sulRsln t'le
sand hill cuum.cry- Az Brriisan Baw E1aEe
was a half !nclh ana at Lantp C1,g Saose u
am inch NJ EzGaam the Iaaa vas Esr--
heavy. flliluE Ehn CgfH- Tfrsr N1sil
through the low 1RDJs e. r1s bsSand It's
BANKS On tho TssslzSsszl'a Dsnvsr Hr1e.
from Lincoln wsst. GGsTs vas hardy a
place that was not z1vcl moisture. nc
Cook got an tncfI, aDasLs At MAIDEN. Hold
Tege. Eusttg and CuRsfs tAs Gau was q
half iEch-
Along tho Uufo1 Pacific It Falued from
Fremont to Cheyenne Every portion OF
the St. jos g. Grand Island line from
Grand Island to saiDetha. Kan. was
soaked tho precipitation ranging from
one-h1lf 60 an inch. Agents at all stations
on the Norfolk. spauIdins. Galloway and
Albion branches report heavy rains. some
Of Mem saying that Il was a regular
doJ bpour. commencing yesterday after
ndeh and continuing during the greater
portion OF last night.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
aRITERs; SamG 10 WYOMING
ss,--igraffoai COWS ssss&sfS6SF In 0RisfSS'
a-Iissssr sSsls,EF .ssss'ttits' IsF' q
srlsafAf '7rasa.'

SVr sSSsacE; o. cAsytnnef wy0l,' stats
he<5sFasl1sil oosiTfffltsSib9seF Tor wyoming,
n IN ofssha' working out the Gstaiis' for
ssisrEe a 1aSty OF eastern new
E4Srr aFarll ana ma g wiz krsi on a ttSi557
ssessss tbssrf Of tbs size
.Ass3eSass TO- MI SSSsSekj' the state Of
F5a5sEstgS NiBl pRsSS rs DIRT 81 b62tt 10 tSS
WSsiTss. IL cSfiil ssRsesess fua thsn3 St> the
ESaRflrSdsST sftsaSy ~ - viii. bisfS
&c ,iSRtSn sRastst9. rs SEalfilksTS5Gflf ana
kstt''-''@-'~-1 az tkeTr dass62Sfl TfSSy viii
{ hib2seess m tiilees sSSfs s "a
'Sassp to 6esesS SisesSss 81 sSSlSst52
bPa ssfilt he9t y rs ,syllil q ~
n d Ssfise sR0ests VII BE % Wdts
the & v<eRt they So.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
Attempt to Destroy
Anna Wilson Home
Paiatial Structure Recently Offered
Tor Hospital IA Visited by q
FiTebag.

4 supposed attempt 70 6sstFsy tbs Doug
las street building whiah Anna WliHSa FR=
cehty offered 10 ths city feF hospital
W nippad in the bid saeFtiv aftaF
ocNock saturday RftaPH8oR,
a psssariiy Saw smoke issaiRs fSssa ia
rear OF the paiatai house and he las
mediatel yturped IN an aiaFa, Responding,
tas firemen Iouad Diia sk rubbish and
papers aalazs in tina FsaF part sE TIA
building.
Tae fire was sSIagHisaAd bstsTs say
damage was ddna.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13
Some Light on Sioux
City Murder Mystery
RaIy Of WSzal FsRai n Ra=iSs mag
ES Th&b Of LiRasia Woman Wa
LSfs HSas TsFge Wssks Aga

sioux SPFv, ~, ATa. iS-Tas ~r@z$
fsy6d E75EgaeFSa RssF se=s yssaszsiaS HaE
PF5vg 10 - &fy- NJ 4. RoYsa. Wits ~
4 PF6miIsSe farmer RsS< riIs=@is- Gsi-,
WRS iest ss= SoESs tiiFSg =ES@Ss aasS- Fals
Is the clue 80 #isisis fFs R7siSs ara Adv
SSestiEEs
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-08-13

a $50 l1sT5..l.yy 1880 49, "A .ssias 49,
asaAsenasni sansaS, Ansa dat ~,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
STILL IN HIS POSSESSION
Remarkable Coincidence In Sum Of
Money That Rastus Had In
His Pocket.

Rastus was on trial. charged with
stealing seven dollars and eighty-tive
cents. He pleaded not guilty, and, as
he was unable to hire an attorney, the
judge appointed Lawyer Clearem as
counsel. Clearem put up a strong
plea in defense, and Rastus was &C.
quilted
Counsel and client met few min
utes later outside the court room.
Now, Rastus," said Clearem,
you know the court allows the
counsel very little for defending this
kind of case. l worked hard for you
and got you clear I'm entitled to
much more pay than I'm getting for
my valuable services. and you should
dig up a good-sized fee. Have you got
any money!"
Yes, boss" replied Rastus, Il done
got seben dollahs and eighty-five
cents"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
AN ESTABLISHED FACTORY

Producing standard goods used by stores.
banks, farmers and practically everybody.
is sending its special representative TO
open a distributing office for this district
and other unoccupied territory and desires
a resident distributor with 5000 to $1,000
in cash, carrying stock for Immediately
filling orders; we allow 800 to 500 month
ly compensation, extra commissions, OF
fee and other expenses. per contract, ac,,
cording to size of district allotted and
stock carried; permanent arrangements;
references required. If you can fill re.
quirements write promptly. Liberty
Manufacturing Association, go West HUI
ron St., Chicago.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
Too Fresh.

"Will you promise to support my
daughter in the style in which she is
accustomed if | consent to your mar
riage?" demanded old Skinfiint, when
Dolby made his formal proposal.
We'll, I-rll promise to be tolerably
close with her, Mr.. Skinfiint," said
Dolby, but you know. I'm a soft
hearted cuss, and I'm afraid she'll be
able to wheedle a few things out of
me that you were strong enough to re-
fuse her."-Judge.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
His Destiny.

az wish Willie had been born a
girl"
"Why?"
"Oh, he is such a cry baby! l wish
I could do something to stop his
snivelling at everything that comes
up"
ITO stop it? Encourage it, you
mean! Nature evidently intended
that boy for a United States sena-
tor"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
In Demand.

Rodrick-That foreign nobleman is
reading the stock market and | notice
his eye fingers on "a. G. Preferred"
What does "A. G." stand for?
Van Albert-Associated Gas, guess.
Rodrick-Hm! l thought perhaps
it meant American Girl Preferred"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

listed men boarding the vessels or sitting about
boxes on the docks chatting with friends until
they should be summoned on board for the cruise.
And always, as the sailors would greet new com
panion came that remark. 1--WE sold my carcass"
1t puzzled the landsman. He did not under
stand, but figured out that 1t was some rough
pleasantly He did not know that every man who
sails out of an American port in deep-sea vessel
under the stars and stripes must literally sell his
body and soul into servitude abject and
debasing as that of the black the southern
plantation before the Emancipation Proclamation
was issued
For the American who sails the high seas
under the stars and stripes is slave He is
slave under the law. True, he cannot be put upon
the auction block by his master and sold to the
highest bidder. But he must sure nder his Amer
lean birthright-freedom of contract; he must
sign away his right to his pay when 1t falls due
And he cannot be a sailor without signing them
away. And he cannot run away from his bargain
and his master. If he tries 1t, he is arrested and
taken back no matter In what quarter of the
globe his vessel Is anchored. For, by the opera
ton of treaties with all the maritime powers OF
the world, the United States agrees to arrest and
return foreign sailor-saves, in return for which
the foreign countries have agreed to arrest and
return to American ships Americas chattel slaves
NO man Is ever slave under the law unless
conditions are such that 1t Is necessary for his
masters to hold him legally in servitude in order
10 retain his services Every land is full of indus
trial slaves who cannot desert their masters II
they would, because there is nothing else for them
to do but to submit or starve. But the occuration
OF sailor carries him to foreign lands where the
lure OF untried conditions is forever reckoning
ana IL would be comparatively easy for him to
DESERT MS master But here the law steps In, and
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

Health is the greatest of all posses
sions, and tbs maxim with me that
a hale cobbler Is better man than a
sick king-Bickerstaff
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
Shop Talk,

The Customer (quite seriously
how's your liver today, sor?
The Butcher-Fine and dandy, Mrs.
Flaherty-and only Is cents a pound!
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

Sore Throat is no trifing ailment. 1t
may carry disease germs to any part of
the body through the food you eat. When
YOU feel sore throat coming on, use Ham
Inns Wizard Oil
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
Splendid Development.

Developed your gold mine any as
YETI"
Sure. / started with desk room.
and now have suite" kansas
City Journal
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

Simple remedies are best! Garfield Tea
is simple, pure, gentle in action, and al
ways potent. Composed of Herbs, not drugs!
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
Why? Just Because.

Papa" said the little boy, why do
they say woman is setting her cap
for man when she wants to marry
him?"
Because, my son." explains the
father, softly, IF she sets her bonnet
for him she knows blamed well the
price Of 1t will scare him to death"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

Mrs Winslows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
Preliminary SUSPENSION.

How did Jobble's wife manage to
hang up lace curtains?"
Il think by making Jobble hang up
his watch"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

To do two things at once is to do
neither-Publius Syrus.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

Mans best possession is a sympa-
thetic wife.-Euripides
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

1t is not the quality of the meat but
the cheerfulness of the guests which
makes the feast.-Lord Clarendon.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22
Busted

Many man goes broke-in Health
then wealth. Blames his mind
says it don't work right; but all the
time it's his 6ozOsls. They don't work
liver dead and the whole system gets
clogged with poison. Nothing kills
good, clean-cut brain action like con-
stipation. CASCARETS will relieve
and cure. Try it now. sla
CASCARETS Ice boz for weeks
treatment. AL druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1911-04-22

ELLO, Henry, | am going to
leave you today. I've sold my
carcass again.
This remark by a big sailor to
friend on the San Francisco
waterfront caused a landsman
to turn around and regard the
pair curiously. 1t was the tenth
time that he had heard that re-
mark in the course of an hour
as he loitered about the wharves
watching the whalers preparing
for their season In northern
seas. He had seen hie hard.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-07-13
NO KEY FOR 1IMmINs.


'The other night" remarked Mr.
Timmins, deferentially, after he had
waited two hours for an opening,
Brown was going home when he
was shot at by a footpad."
"Well," said Mrs. Timmins, stern
ly, ''would you expect him to be shot
by policeman or clergyman"
"No, my DEAR" said Mr.. Tim
minis, ''but he'd have been killed if
the bullet hadn't struck latch key
in mis- vest pocket"
Indeed" said Mrs. Timmins. 81
happen to know that he is insured
for FL, 900, and if he hadn't had that
key his wife would be a rich woman
today. If you're limiting for latch
key, Timmins, you'll have to give
me better reason than that. Now,
Pm going to bed, so if you want to
read you'll have to sit by the kitchen
fire; but don't you dare to light the
gasl"
Then, with a sigh, he resumed the
article he had been reading, ''How
to Manage Wife."-Tit Bits.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-07-13
ROBIN SHOWS GRATITUDE.

A grateful robin awakens George
Washington Da Cunha every morn
ing by singing his praises at his bed
room window.
The redbreast migrated last au-
tumn, but Da Cunha recognized il
instantly when it reappeared recent
ily, for one of the birds legs is short
err than the other and the robin lists
to starboard when it hops.
When the robins leg was broken
last summer Da Cunha took in the
bird, put the fractured leg in tiny
splints and tended his patient until
the delicate bones set, though not
perfectly. Now the robin, with
swelling throat, gladly pours forth a
glee in daily installments.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-07-13
oHIsERTI's DOORS.

The world-renowned doors of the
Baptistry at Florence represent near
ly the entire life work Of Ghiberti.
He began the first pair when he was
twenty-three years old, and when he
finished the second pair he was sew
enty-three. Excepting the three
statues outside of San Michele and
one or two minor works, these two
pairs of bronze doors represent his
labors for half century. These
doors, declared by Michael Angelo
eft to be the gates of paradise" rep
resent the Book of Genesis, in all the
depths of its meaning, and the skill
of the artist has never been over
praised. 1t is impossible to exagger-
ate the glory of the work, and if one
has the time and money the sight of
these wonderful doors is well worth
the trip to Florence.