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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-07
Their Wish

Il WISH" said Inglesby. chat we
didn't have TO gol"
80 do II" agreed his wife. shame
lessly.
As the party was given in their
honor their attitude was all the moro
reprehensible.
Our very first evening at homei"
mourned Mrs. Inglesby
They had been married two monthe
and were Just back from their we'd
ding trip.
"Of course. Tom and his wife mean
we'll" conceded Inglesby, but you'd
think they would realize we didn't
care a hang about rushing out into
society the instant we stepped on the
train and before we'd really seen our
own apartmentsi"
I'VE were supposed to get back last
week" said Mrs. Ineiesby, who wished
TO be fair.
What II we werey" exploded her
husband. What's q week at homef
Tn tired OF running around"
Som ~" said Mrs. Inglesby. That
reading lamp Is a dear--I wish we
could sit by II and you'd read to me.
ANGEL"
I'D like to, darling" said Ingiesoy
mournfully. What bore a card party
f.! And there's my smoking Jacket"
And that sweet lace and silk negli.
gee bought In Parish" half wept Mrs.
fnglesby. "I'd love to put II oni"
You'd be a peach in I'll" asserted
Inglesby. And to think we're pre-
vented being comfortable and doing
as we'd like Just because of fool no
lions of fool friends of ours who In
sist on welcoming us home! Can't we
cut it?"
Mercy, mol" said his wife. There
are to be IL tables and gorgeous sup
pert And In our honorl"
I'D rather stay at home and eat
rareblt that you made" said Inglesby.
"Consarn the luckl"
ct does seem ridiculous" said Mrs.
Inglesby. rising from the table. 81
wonder what I'd better wear"
you look prsttier than any one else
in anything you have!" said Inglesby
vAliantly. 1T doesn't make any diff
ference what you wearl Wear q kitch-
en- apron or a raincoat and you'll beat
all the other women there!"
"Gooss!" said Mrs. Inglesby. Il
don't care what other people say II
only you think look nice"
You always look NICE" said Ingles-
by. MY. but that rocker does seem
comfortable! And my smoking stand
30 handy to IL"
IT'S Just a shamei" agreed his wife.
And you hate 80 to get into evening
clothesl I'll put the studs and links
in your shirt"
you are an angel" said her hus-
band. and kissed her. Why can't we
talk to your"
TT Is funny" said his wife. II don't
seem to take q bit of interest In talk
ins to any one else. I'm perfectly con.
tented to be Just with you. Well. I
suppose might as well dress. I guess
I'll wear my lavender marquisette and
pearls"
You'll knock the spots on EN-"
said her husband. Where's my white
ties?"
Society is perfect BORE" mourned
Mrs. Inglesby. Il shall hate the whole
evening! It is Just wasted!"
1T spells our return home" said
her husband. Our first evening. when
wo wanted to look over all the we'd
ding presents and realize that we
were among our very own thingsl
What's the good of a mans having a
home and wife If he isn't to be al
lowed to enjoy them In peace7 I'd
like to give Tom a piece Of my mind"
TITS pure selfishness on their part"
said Mrs. Inglesby. busting powder
on her nose. II could cry when think
of IT,"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-07
Not the Place for u.

he was writing the pbrstto for q
sofiio opera. Suddenly he smiled,
He had stumbled on q brand new
Joke.
He was o student Of Jokes. q coIlso.
Tor, a reViser. an adapterI a faddist He
subjected the Joke to every known test,
Finally no gave1t the third degree.
there was no longer any doubt Of
It's originality
He read bis manuscript over careful
" ana. signing heavily, stared at the
ohs.
He realized there was no place for II
In the libretto.
So he left II out and went on VIII
ting.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-07
Conslderate.

did that pretty Miss Peachem say
che would darn your socks for your"
mo; but she was kind enough to
recommend brand that wouldn't
need darning"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1911-03-07

Whats Toms new numberr' In
Quired her husband as he got into his
dress coat
T'll look on the invitation" said his
wife as she rustled into the living
room In her lavender gown.
There was an instant's silence and
then little shrek.
Jack" she cried, Il made a mis-
take in my date! 1t isn't tonightl It's
a week from tonight! And I've got
this lovely dress on and everything
II that isn't horridl"
We'll. I'll be blowed!" said Ingles-
by, disgustedly. And me in these
glad togs, and that tie Is tied right.
n DO say I'll I'd kind OF liked to
see everybody tonight"
We'll. there's nothing to do but
stay home. suppose" said Mrs.
inglesby. dolsfully, What q shAmel"
Yea. isn't itf' said Inglesby, sadly.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
MARYLAND NEWS NOTES

The Methodist Episcopal Church
at Sharpstown will hold a camp
meeting beginning August IL and
covering two Sundays.
The Maryland Oyster Association
has elected w. H. Killian, president;
William H. Adams, secretary, and w.
E. Miles, treasurer.
Pomona Grange, Of Cecil county,
will be entertained by Valley Grange,
of Principle, at an all-day picnic on
Woodlawn campmeeting grounds,
July %.
Hartford County School Board has
appointed ]. Herbert Owens principal
of Havre de Grace High School, with
Thomas f. Smith as vice principal.
While playing around a job press
in the Times printing office, Port De-
post, Howard Bell, years old, had
the ends of two Of his fingers badly
mashed.
"A brake on a four-horse, heavily
laden wagon, refusing to operate on
a steep hill, near Lauraville, Howard
Wagner, the driver, was thrown from
his seat, but escaped with a few
bruises, while one of the horses was
killed.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
ST. GEORGES

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
ST. GEORGES, Del, July Is
Clarence Ewing, of Cordova, Nd, is
spending the summer in town.-Wil-
son Jester, of New York, is spending
several days with his father. John
Jester.-Mrs. Irwin Gray has returned
home after a visit with Philadelphia
relatives.-Albert Jsmison, Of Phila-
delphia, visited his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Clarence Jamison, this week
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Pinder and son, Of Phila-
delphia, have been visiting Mr. and
Mrs. J. H. Gam.-The Rev. Grover G.
Gray, pastor of Hope Congregation
Church, Boston, Mass, visited relatives
here last week-N. B. McMullen and
family, Of Wilmington, are guests 1t
Sunset View" the home of John w.
Carrow and family.-Miss Mary
Kress, of Baltimore, is spending some
time with Miss Ida Wright-The
Rev. Joel Gilfillan and son, Of Newark,
we're guests of the Rev. and Mrs. ].
R. Milligan, at the manse on Tues
day.-Mrs. Eiida Jones has returned
home after a visit with her daughter,
Mrs. Batten, at Red Lion.-Mr. and
Mrs. Harry Russell and daughter, OF
Wilmington, have returned home
after visit with Mr.. and Mrs Albert
Sutton.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15

play a large stock OF fancy goods at
their booth in front Of the NJ e.
Church parsonage. Near by the Ital-
ian fruit and flower garden Will be
in charge of Mrs. Lewis Duff Mrs.
Chester Davis will be in charge OF a
display Of candies. etc Next to this
will be the New England bake shop,
with cakes, pies, bread. rolls, etc,
sold by Mrs. John Whann. Ice cream
Will be served from a dozen tables by
the young women of the town, under
the direction of Mrs. Harvey Gregg.
In the way Of amusements there
will be something doing" all the
time. The Yanigans. coached by Mrs
II. F. Weldin, will be in continuous
performance Sightseeing autos will
give you the scent OF new mown"
hay for the price OF 10c. Skilled
gypsy fortune tellers will forecast
your fortune.
On Saturday afternoon the Newport
Semi-Profesional League team will
play on the home grounds, and at 4
o'clock the baby parade will take
place.
Miss Ella Johnson. Mrs. Willis
Groome and Chester Davis, who have
charge of the affair have succeeded In
enlisting the assistance OF almost
everybody in town. The proceeds are
for the improvement fund of the NJ. e.
Church.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
BRTDCEVTLLE In
NEED OF RAIN

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
BRIDGEvILLE, Del, July 15.-Re-
ports from the Marsh Hope district
say that the crops are in fine condi-
ton on the low lands along the
stream.
All signs Of rain here have failed
Wheat threshing is about over, the
weather having been ideal.
John T. Vaudenberg is buying new
potatoes from the growers at 60 cents
per basket
Layton and Owens Manufacturing
Company have shipped out ten or
twelve carloads of baskets to northern
points in the past week.
Personal: Mrs. George W. Clark
has returned TO Baltimore.-George
Nichols and John Jones are ILL.,
Handy Twigg. of Farnhurst, is visit
ing relatives here.-Charles Kelley
left yesterday for Philadelphia
Ernest Adams has accepted a position
in fredericksburg.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
Newport Folk Will
Entertain at Village Fair

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEWPORT, Del, July 15.-Resi-
dents Of Newport are getting ready
to entertain the large crowd of peo-
pie who will attend the Village Fair
TO be beld there from July p to %.
The entire town is interested, and will
assist in what promises to be the
most successful benefit ever held in
Newport. The streets will be lighted
with hundreds Of electric lights and
Japanese lanterns.
The lawn of Mr.. and Mrs. Perkins
Groome will be converted into a vii
lage restaurant, where supper will
be served. Mrs. John R. Lyman, with
a corp Of assistants. will be on duty
both evenings from to IL o'clock.
Joining the village restaurant and on
the lot of Mr.. Cranston will be the
village Fairgrounds for children, who
can be left in care Of competent
nurses. Swings, see-saws, sand piles,
with buckets and shovels will amuse
the little folk
On the playground will be erected
the band stand, on which Will perform
both nights Prof. Skipiniski's Oriental
Hobo Zobo Band This band Of train
ed musicians is already the talk Of
the town, and is sure to be a favorite
among the many attractions offered.
The lawn Of the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Thomas Bullen will be trans
formed into a ceritable japanese tea
garden, in charge Of Mrs. George
Frederick. japanese goods Of all
kinds will be on sale as we'll as cool
ing soft drinks.
In front of the home OF Daniel
Green will be erected a Chinese joss
shop and rat alley. Ping pong and
other Chinese games will be played
on the lawn. Rice, tea and Numbered
"what-nots" will be on sale. Miss
Mary Green has charge Of this de-
partment.
The Willing Workers Society, head
ed by Mrs. Harry Dempsey, will dis
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
SHARK ATTACKS
MAN In BOAT
AK Blow Ends Mad CaperS of
EnraGed Man
Eater

LEwES, Del, July 15.-Attacked by
a man-eating shark which he haul
ed from the Delaware Bay while fish
ing from the Overall Lightship, Mar
tin Berg, would have been killed had
it not been for the heavy clothing
he wore and which partly broke the
force of the sharks teeth. As it was,
the man sustained a deep cash in his
leg. Berg was fishing from the
lightship. when he hauled a large
shark on board.
The big fish was over four feet long
and IN threshing around the deck
threw himself over against Berg
swapping at him. The sharks teeth
caught in the mans leg and tore a
deep cash. Fortunately a heavy pair
of trousers saved any deeper injury
After a severe fight in which other
members of the crew took part, the
shark was killed with an axe.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
GEORGETOWN

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
GEORGETOWN, Del, July b.
Should Laurel abandon the idea Of
holding a home carnival there this
fall residents Of Georgetown will con-
slider such an idea.
John 7. Wagamon, owner of the
basket and crate factory, mashed a
hand severely yesterday.
Attacked by a pet dog when he went
to the home of William II. Bailey, on
Laurel street, Benjamin Wagamon,
small son of John 7. Wagamon, was
bitten four times. DR.. John H. Ham
mond cauterized the wounds, and the
little fellow is getting along nicely.
Within a short time test OF the
gravel will be made on a little strip
of road near the gravel pit by Cen
eral 7. Coleman DUPONT. Yesterday
several barrels of oil were taken out
to the DUPONT gravelly hill farm for
use on the little piece Of road.
Personalities Anita Mullin, of Do
yer. has been spending a part of the
week with Miss Helen Pritchett-Dr.
David T. Pepper, of Manayunk, Pa,
has been with friends here this week
George Green of Seaford, spent
yesterday with friends here-Gove
Nelson, of Camden, n. J., is spending
some time with his uncle, George A.
Melson-Miss Leila B. Vincent Is the
guest Of Smyrna friends-Jerome G.
Phillips Of Hollyville, was a George
town visitor Thursday-Mr. and Mrs.
Everett Blizzard of South Amboy, N.
j., are the guests Of his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. George Blizzard.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
lew CASTLE
NEWS NOTES
own Yet Hopes to Sell Bonds
for Street Improve
ment
ISCUSS SUBJECT
At SPECIAL MEETING

pecial to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEW CASTLE, July 15-Several
f,stters pertaining to the 100000 bond
sue for street Improvement were read
70 the special meeting of City Coun-
iii last evening. f. d. Lackey and Co.,
yere the purchasers but their New
ork attorneys would not approve the
ale because of technicality. The or
nance providing for the bond issue
fas given two readings, at one meet
ng and the third reading at an addi-
onal meeting. The act under which
he bonds were issued did not provide
or sinking fund Collector George
llen Smith, accordingly will not col
ect the interest on the bonds. AS the
ash has not been received there will
esno street improvements unless the
trustees of the Commons come to the
iescue and guarantee the payment Of
,ne bond each year when they come
lue.
The trustees some months ago
greed TO pay the interest on the bonds
which would be $500 a year. Twenty
rears from now the first bond will
come due and the trustees could re-
leem one each year. The bonds may
be sold later and preparations made
o begin street improvements early
next spring. The tax rate this year is
1922 on the 800.
The bonds of Tax Collector G.. A.
Smith for $4,000 we're accepted sub
ect to the approval Of the City Solicit
or
Mr.. Stops presented a resolution
setting out the opinion that the Della
ware Water Improvement Company
lad broken its contract with the city,
Z such a contract existed, on June 1,
10y turning off the street lights. The
Delaware Water Improvement Com
oany will be notified Of the Councils
action. For the month from June TO
July Z a special agreement must be
reached. Then followed a discussion
as to the company turning of the
water and lights. The street pumps
have disappeared practically or are
out of service.
n Mr.. Janvier said that at the next
Legislature legislation will be sought
with the idea of getting the town out
of debt.
John Richardson, Jr., Of Whining
ton was notified that the Delaware
City Electric Railway Company must
repair Seventh street. When the com
pany got its franchise from the city
there was a provision inserted thai
Seventh street should be kept in re-
pair by the trolley road.
Chairman Newlove, Of the pump
|committee, reported that he will have
the Chase pump put in order at once
The women of Emmanuel Church
1Church will hold an ice cream fete il
Penn Square this evening.
The Delaware Water improvement
Company announces that water servie'
will be deprived renters who are de
Ifnauanf
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
NEWARK WANTS
A CLEAN TOWN
Civic Association Provides Re-
CeptaCIeS to Collect Street
Scraps
RURAL MAIL MEN
GET MORE HONEY

NEWARK. July 15--The Civic Com
mittee Of the New Century Club. mas
had placed along Main street large
tin cans to receive all rubbish that
freQeuntly filters the streets.
The rural delivery mail carriers Of
the local postofice here have had
their salaries increased from 5000 to
$1,000 per year. Those serving are
Robert J. Crow, Winfield NJ. Cover
dale. Ellsworth Guthrie and Lawrence
Whiteman. On application Of Acting
Postmaster Cantwell Clark the de-
partment has increased the salary
Of Miss Eva Perry 5000 per year.
Prof Harry Haywood went to
Dover yesterday to confer with the
State Board Of Education. and DR..
Mel. Cook talked on the Disease OF
Chestnut Trees" before the State
Board Of Agriculture"
Eben B. Frazer has purchased Bel
mont" from the Misses Elizabeth.
Martha and Alice Wilson, through his
attorney, Charles B. Evans. Extern
sive improvements will be made TO
the structure, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Frazer will reside there
Mrs. Rose Duling Kline. aged about
30 years. died at the home Of her hus-
band, on Chapel street Interment
was made yesterday in NJ e. Gene
terry.
Members of Aetna Fire Company
are busy getting ready for their
carnival on August 2, 3, and s. The
affair will be the biggest Of its kind
ever held here.
Personal - Frederick G. Clark, '03,
Of Delaware College, and until recent
ly assistant superintendent at Curtis
and Brother Paper Mills, has accepted
a position in the Government Bureau
OF Standards and Tests at Washing
ton. Mr. Clark has left for his new
post-Grover Gregg. OF Downingtown,
Pa. is visiting his parents here, Mr.,
Mr.. and Mrs. William H. Gregg-Miss
Sarah McNeal. OF Boston, was the
guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. II. Warner Nc
Neal-The Misses Margaret and Anna
Springer attended the Christian En-
deavor meeting at Atlantic City this
week
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
NEW BOOKS FOR
MIDLLETOWN LIBRARY
Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
MIDDLETOWN, Del, July Is
Members of the Library Committee
have added a number of interesting
works of fiction to their already fine
selection. Included in the list are:
1.-THE Woman Haters," Joseph G. Lin
coin; "Flamsted Quarries," Mary F.
Waller; Miss Gibbie Gault," Kate
Langley Bosher; "The Gift Of the
Grass" John Trotwood Moore; "The
Kingdom of Dreams, ]. ]. Bell; The
Bishop" of Cottontown," John Trot-
wood Moore; THE Doctors Lass"
Edward c. Booth; Keeping Up With
Lizzie" Irving Bachelor; The
Heritage Of the Desert" Zane Grey;
molly Make-Believe," Eleanor Hal
lowell; THE Prodigal Judge. /"
Voughan Kester Abbott; THE Married
Miss Worth" Louise Closer Hale:
THE Power and the Glory" Grace
MacGowan Cooke; THE Patrician."
John Galsworthy; THE Miller of Old
Church." Ellen Glasgow; THE Little
Colonels House Party" Little Col
onels Holidays" Little ColoneTs
Hero" by Annie Fellows Johnston;
Life, Letters and Journals of Louisa
M. Alcott; Rose in Bloom" Eight
Cousins" Jos Boys" Little Men, +"
Louisa NJ Alcott.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
FARMERS TO RAISE
TWOPOTATO CROPS

GEORGETOWN, Del, July 15.-
Farmers in this section are receiving
advises from New York, Philadelphia
and Boston commission men to put in
large acreages of late potatoes. IN
anticipation of a short crop. Accord
ing to the advises received, potatoes
are scarce in every part of the United
States and already the western farm
ers are sending TO the East for their
seed potatoes, not being able TO Sc
cure them at homo.
In Delaware two crops of potatoes
are raised every year, the last crop
being dug In September. The idea Of
the city commission dealers is hay-
ing its effect and the farmers are
preparing to plant many acres in the
late crop in expectation of high prices
in the fall.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
JUMP NEARLY
COST HER LIFE
Child Leaps From Boat That
Breaks From MOOrlng
in SeofOrd Pond

STAFFORD. Del. July 15.-Cath-
crime, the 12-year-old daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey N. Rowe, Of
New York city. had narrow escape
from drowning In the Seaford mill
pond yesterday. Little Miss Rowe is
the guest of relatives here and she
and some other little girls had gone
to the mill pond to take some pic
lures. While in boat the rope broke
and she drifted from shore. Some
OF the playmates cried to her to jump
out and Catherine did The water
was about six feet deep and she
managed to grasp the side Of the
boat when she came up the third
time. Screams Of her comrades
brought assistance and she was res
cued.
Many residents OF seaford will oc-
cupy tents at the Laurel and Bethel
camp grounds this summer The
camp will open on August IL and
close August %.
A scarcity OF white potatoes is pre-
vailing in this section and the pro-
duct is selling for S1.25 per basket.
The old building on the site where
the new Masonic temple is 10 be
erected has been vacated and will be
moved to a lot on Pine street. Work
on the new building will begin next
week.
Born on the same day and both the
same age, Alvin Morgan, son OF Mr..
and Mrs. James A. Morgan. and Toby
Thompson, son Of Mr.. and Mrs James
B. Thompson, of Seaford, VIII to
gether celebrate the occasion by CIV
ing an elaborate lawn and porch
party at the Morgan residence next
Thursday evening.
Personal: Mrs. Gwendolyn McWil.
liams, OF Rhodesdale, is the guest d
Seaford relatives.-Arthur Huston II
spending a few days at LAUREL
Joseph II. Cox spent yesterday II
Philadelphia.-W Herbert Hall lef
today for a two weeks sojourn Al
Readeville, Va. MT. Hall will be the
guest of Miss Ora Croswell, who Il
giving a house party to a number o
her friends.-Miss Pauline Moore an'
Miss Fannie Parker. Of Laurel. wer
Seaford visitors today.-Ira w
Wright spending several days will
Philadelphia friends.-Fred Horsey, o
Philadelphia, is the guest Of Seaforl
relatives.--Lancy l.. Boyce, has lef
for Philadelphia, where he has &C
cepted a position with the West-i
Union Telegraph Company.-F. Z
Mears. of Temperanceville. Va, wa
a visitor here today.--Linwood Lloy
has accepted a position in a dru
store at risfeld.-Vanleer. the in
FAINT child Of Mr.. and Mrs. Isador
Stephany. OF this town. has been tab
en- to Rehoboth. where It is unde
treatment for a dangerous fever
Oren Trico, of Salisbury, is the cues
; OF his parents here.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
PHILADELPHIA BOY DROWNED.
Novice Swimmer Ventures Out Too
Far in River at FredericktOwn.

ELKTON, Nd, July 15-Robert
Richards. 16 years old, of Philadel-
phia, was drowned in Sassafras River,
at Fredericktown, while swimming
with Clarence Cohee.
The unfortunate boy was just learn
ing to swim and yentured too far out
into the river. When he found he
could not get back to shore he cried
for help. ]. F. Kirk. who heard the
boys cries, started in a boat to his
rescue, but the lad sank before the
boatman could reach him. The body
was found 20 minutes after the acct
dent. Coroner Frazer deemed an in
quest unnecessary and gave a certifi-
cate of accidental drowning. The
young man had been spending the
summer with his uncle, Arthur 7.
Cones. near Fredericktown.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15


Two wild eyed horses. wearing dilnp
dated harness aud drawing battered
delivery wagon. stopped al the stable
door.
"Iust had runawayr' painted the
driver.
Then. for heavens sake. don't put
those horses In with the other horses
that will soon 90 out on trip" said
the head hostler. "ls lou do they u
run away roo They a ways do. BE
fore learned as much about horses as
/ know now ! brought on a dozen
runaways by doing that fool trick
The horses than have just been on a
spree are still worked up to fever
pitch. the rest OF the horses catch the
spirit OF the devil from them. and as
soon as they get out they take a
header"-New York Times.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15
LAUREL

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
LAUREL, Del, July 15.-Arthur
Figgs, Gray Kenney and Torbert Will
liams were in Seaford yesterday-The
Rev. H. Boseman, of Mardella, Edwin
Dutton, of Seaford, the Hon. W. T.
Moore, and the Rev. Joshua Gray, Of
Bethel. were Laurel visitors on Thurs
day.-Paul White, of Wilmington,
John Harris, of Bridgeville, and the
Misses Pauline Moore, Fannie Parker
and Sallie Bacon, went to Philadel-
phia in Miss Moore's automobile
Mrs. A. w. Robinson and son Paul,
and the Misses Helen and Gertrude
Horsey have returned from Ocean
City, Md.-John Fooks and Glenn OF
we'll, have left for Ocean City, Md.
Evening journal., 1911-07-15

The manager OF the theater racked
his brain In vain.
ave must do something" he repeat
ed bitterly. People will expect US to
do something to show respect to the
proprietor now that he is dead"
"Shall we close for the night OF the
funeralg" suggested the assistant stage
manager
with this business? You're a fool,
laddie. a fool No; put the chorus In
black stockings"
And it was even so. Sporting Times