Gilpin observer., 1911-06-08
OBSERVATIONS
A cuss is often discussed.


hard to be on the square.
A good picture of knocker ought
to be striking likeness.
A man who gets in hole may be
just filling his position in life.
Why wouldn't Chautalk be a phon-
etic way of spelling Chautauqua?
You can tell the kind Of a road a
man is travelling by the map on his
face.
If you ever get in the swim, be
sure to keep away from the sewer
waste.
It's peculiar how easy things seem
to come for the man who is always
smiling.
A woman sometimes makes herself
look old by worrying about how to
keep young.
The government is going to re-
call its $1,000 bills. The government
can go hang, We won't give up a
single one.
Prof. Hyslop says he believes in
the spirit kiss. He probably has a
kissing spirit.
Always put off until tomorrow the
unpleasant things that you feel you
ought to say today.
Be merciful in your judgment;yo
can't tell how soon you may wish
the same kind of treatment.
After a man has been elected to
office he should not consider him
self too elect to notice his electors.
The man who gets through life
without being laughed at hasn't as
sociated much with his fellow man.
Don't lie awake nights listening for
Opportunity to knock - get a good
sleep and then get out and hue. it
up.
A college professor gives the sage
advice, Let the baby squall." Did
he think we were going to drown the
kid?
| Man is not consistent when he ad-
mires the undraped figure in marble
and finds fault with the peek-a-boo
| waist.
| 1t is no wonder that an aristocratic
autocrat like the czar does not care
for too close an association with
"bums
Now is the opportune time to fig
ure out safe and, at the same
time, insane method of celebrating
the 4th of July.
The world owes us all living and
is usually as prompt in settling up
as we are in giving to the world
what we owe 1t.
Some men who have been trying
to rise by crookedness are likely to
have their ambitions satisfactorily be-
ing "sent up
Pork is getting so high that some
people have taken to eating their
ispositions-which answers the pur-
pose very we'll.
"a man who gives up all his mon
ey to his wife" says a Philadelphia
judge, sis a sheep, Correct, and he
lies down with the lion.
Grease is supposed to make the
wheels turn easily-but when prop
erly applied it has been known to
arrest the progress Of legislation.
Doesn't it make you mad when you
are sailing up and down the room
with squawking infant at a. m,
to find that you are on the wrong
tack.
A man never hurts anyone else's
feelings when he is perfectly happy
so. If you don't want your feelings
hurt. make everyone around you
happy.
1t seems to be fate that man shall
get more of what he already has. For
instance, the man with money gets
more and the man with a head keeps
getting ahead.
In New York they have a woman's
society which expels members for
gossiping. We predict that the COM
plexion Of the membership will keep
changing rapidly.
Prof. Yerkes, of Harvard univer-
sity, recently testified that a turtle
is more closely related to bird than
fish. That'll be duck soup for res
taurant keepers.
VIM. j. Bryan says the newspapers
have lost their influence-which is
true Sto a large extent-but the read
ers have suffered as much as the
newspapers in the Generalization.
Pigs, inoculated with germs taken
from public drinking cups in Chicago,
sank rapidly, says news item. What
difference does that make-the pigs
have plenty Of other ways of getting
water.
The editor of the London Saturday
Roviou, rn.a ho nhiuora ouar,, Alma