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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

4 thing or two. That's what I've done
this fall. When I killed my pigs the
other day I directed my attention as
usual 10 a spot under the diaphragm
Of the most prognostic looking pig
had. and removed the viscus from the
left hypocondrium. Now. in going
FOR the pigs milt In it's unfailing ca.
pacity OF weather prophet, let me tell
you In passing. Just notice II the big
end OF Il. the small end OF II. or the
middle OF IL Is bigger than by nor
nal condition II ought 20 be. One or
t'other OF EN- is bound 10 be so.
IF it's the big end. get things ready
for the coming in Of IN early winter.
and 4 winter that1l make things
crack. II it's the middle part that is
exaggerated. you needn't count on
having any fun skating or sleigh
riding with your girl not before the
flag end OF January.
That's the way the pigs milf casts
the meteorological horoscope. I have
looked IL over for this year. and I
want " tell sOu lAat tue cmhll emu
OF the milt has a nub on II bigger
than a prize ~rutabaga- SO you can
keep right on wearing your last sum
mer's clothes until almost time for
johnny tump-ups 10 push their noses
up. and then you can tide over the
weather that may drop down for a
spell about then by taking the old
from the peg. for it'll be too
late 10 buy any new winter clothes.
Too late. No use at all.
Yes. yes. Put your trust IN the
situated in the left hypocon-
drum, under the diaphragm. and-do
YOU follow me- See the cinch. In
your minds eve do you see the tailors
and the clothiers on the run for head
u column. next 20 reading matter. In
your invaluable Trumpet Blast OF
Freedom" Al
! tried 10 see IL. but somehow my
vision seemed all blurred. and
told the pigs nilt expert so.
What" he exclaimed. Don't see
low important 1t will be 10 tailors and
.lothiers 10 keep this quiet7 Don't
zee how. II this should get out and
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
A GREAT SCHEME
NIPPED IN THE BUD
The GeevilIe Trumpet Blast of
Freedom Stands Pat.
~6y-Prcduct OF Pork Fails Utterly
as a Weather Prog
nosticator.
BY Ed MOTT.

Cold weather had come on quite
early that fall. and ! vas writing a
hurry call for stove wood on subscrip-
ton 10 the Trumpet Blast OF Freedom.
20 go In the paper that week. when
n OF the latest men / eve saw
came into the Office. He was in his
shirt sleeves. and wore a broad
brimmed straw hat Withou. noticing
my surprise. and before / had time
10 recover from IL. he came up close.
and in a mysterious u~ndertone said
Am correct in assuming that you
are the editor7"
| told him he was.
And publisher
Yes" / said. And publisher
Business manager went along with
II. I assured him. He then said:
Then we can come q business. I
see by scanning the columns OF your
estimable paper that you are not run
ming any clothing tore advertise
ments- The local tailor shops seem
20 ignore you. The patronage OF the
outitters OF men as TO garb doesn't
show up a bit in your paper. which
l see you furnish at the ridiculously
low price OF 2 e dollar a year. in ad-
vance; one fifty II paid az the end OF
the year. Worth three times the
money. | say I see the shops that
make clothing their business don't
seem 70 have discovered you"
There was only one tailor and one
ready-made clothing store in Geevine.
and IL was true that neither OF them
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
EYES NEED MUCH ATTENTION
Their Beauty MARRIED and Sight Hurt
by Abuses TO Which SO Many
Are Prone.

A good deal OF harm is done the
beauty Of the eyes by reading at night
with a bad light. young girls being
especially addicted to this practice. In
this way. the need OF glasses comes
far earlier than IL should, and II the
strain on the eyes is kept up IN any
manner. long before middle age there
will be crowsfeet. a bad forehead
frown and other blights. while the girl
IS bound TO suffer much during youth
with EXAMINATIONS. II a girl has to
study at night, her reading lamp should
be placed so that the light will fan
over her left shoulder, with the shade
In a deep green and low enough to
hide the blaze OF the lamp. Then
washing the ball night and morning
with sal, and water put in an eyecup
is strengthening and beautlfying TO
much used eyes. while a solution OF
boric acid-a t~easpoonful OF the
granules put In a glass of boiled wa.
ter--if used in the same manner twice
n day. would be an antiseptic pre-
caution against various infectious eye
eroubles.
Where the eye muscles show a Sign
Of tightening-an aching sense OF
strain denotes this-rubbing the lids
at night with vaseline will help &c
timber them. but with this no pressure
must be put on the ball itself. as II Il
very easy to hatten Il. and this In
lures the sight.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

the cushion adjusted TO a convenient
height. and the other end OF the string
tied 10 the second loop OF ribbon. With
the cushion suspended in this manner
no amount of jolting Of the train will
displace IL. and II we should happen
to move forward. the cushion VIII still
remain in position
Another use 10 which the two loops
OF ribbon may be put Is for hanging
the cushion over the upper part OF the
woodwork OF a deck chair. The loops
should be made OF sufficient length 10
allow the cushion 10 hang Just in the
right place. and they may be slipped
over the upper ends OF the two side
bars OF the chair in a moment
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

meath my eyes and my feet were 50
swollen I could scarcely wear my
shoes. I noticed Improvement after |
began taking Doan's Kidney Pills
and was soon cured. The swelling
and bloating disappeared. I can rest
Ike a child and have gained ten
pounds in weight"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

Natick, Mass,-@I cannot express what I
went through during the Change of Life before
L tried Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
could not keep still. My limbs were old. /
had creepy sensations and could not sleep
nights. L was finally told by two physicians
L had a tumor.
Tread one day of the wonderful cures made
by Lydia l.. Vegetable Compound
and decided to try il, and it has made me a well
woman. MY neighbors and friends declare IL
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

TO make a case for Il. and in our first
sketch We show c very practical case
OF this description
II can be made in art serge OF some
nice dark color. and II is fitted with
a follower flap that buttons down on
TO n side. Below this. a roomy peck
ct is arranged in which papers and
magazines. TO be read on the journey.
may be carried.
On the reverse side there is anoth-
or large pocket. capable OF containing
almost anything we are likely to re-
quire while travelling.
And now a word about the cushion.
ii is q capital idea to tack. at the two
top corners. a loop OF ribbon. as shown
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
MAKES TRAVEL EASY
CUSHION ALMOST A NECESSITY
ON RAILROAD TRAIN.
Article, With Bag In Which 10 Carry
IL. May Be Made at Home at
Comparatively Small Ex-
pense or Labor.

There is always a great deal OF
pleasure in anticipating a holiday.
and. therefore. the preparation OF
those little things that viii be OF use
TO us should be a very pleasant task.
and In our sketches We show two use
ful little articles that will be Of great
service.
For a long railroad journey a cush-
ion is a great luxury, but for carrying
II TO and from the station II is as we'll
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

ney Pills have cured
thousands. MIS-.
George Earl. Madi-
son. Neb,. says:
For over n year I
was afflicted with
terrible kidney o
BILE. | was subject TO
hot flashes. became
dizzy and felt tired
and exhausted. Puff
fy spots appeared BE-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

who is at funny man standin' up
in front Of the band wavin' q stick
That. my dear. is the conductor
Does he make the music go?"
Yes. my child
Well. then. why don't they call him
the motorman?"-Judge
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
Dainty iseck Band.

Flat little pump bows OF Irish lace,
against tiny wings Of pleated hem
stitched linen. are among the small
bits OF neckwear. and small bows OF
black velvet or black satin still head
jabots.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
ANOTHER SIMILAR CASE.

Cornwarviile, ". Y.-"I have been taking
Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for
some time for Change of Life, nervousness, and
q fibroid growth.
1.-Two doctors advised me to 20 to the
hospital, but one day while L was away visiting,
i met q woman who told mo to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. i did so and II
know it helped me wonderfully. i am very
thankful that 1 was told to try Lydia r..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound-"-Mrs. w
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

goin In as partners. And we want a
two-coiyumn advertisement put in
this week. sure. Two COLUMNS. and
run EN- right along. for Joback 4
Shippers Is Jest gem TO boom things.
Boom EN- heavy"
looked around and saw the man
with the pigs milt cinch going out OF
the door. and he looked so hurt that
I felt sorry for him.
Ccopynght. By W. O. chapmaa)
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
WHY BE wEAkf

Why suffer baekache. headache.
dizziness. weariness. urinary irregu-
larities and other troubles that arise
from dlsordered Kidneys when re-
lief IS so near at hand. Deans Kid
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

Just set 10 work and do a thing.
and don't talk about Il. This is the
great secret Of success in AL enter
prises-Sarah Grand.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

Blue and white striped zephyr Is
used for this simple giriish dress. The
bodice has a deep yoke OF plain blue
zephyr. edged with white. the turn-up
cuns being OF the same. The skirt
has a band OF blue at the foot headed
with white.
Materials required: Z yards stripe
2s Inches wide. y yard plain zephyr.
kyard white.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

Rheumatism. Neuralgia and Sore Throat
wall not 1--we under the same roof with
HaEnlins Wizard Oil. the worlds best
hniment for the relief Of all pain.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08
Good Face Wash.

A little borax in witch hazel IS a
good face wash after motoring. and
Is also OF value In so many ways that
every woman should have borax and
witch hazel on her dressing-table. A
little b~icarbonate Of soda and orris
root In the bath will be found pleas
Gnt.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

in the second sketch. A piece OF string
may be attached to one OF the loops
and may then be passed through the
rack owe the seat in the train. and
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

The makers Of Lydia L. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound have thousands Of such letters as those above
they tell the truth. else they could not have been obtained
for love or money. This medicine is no stranger it has
stood the test for years.
For 80 years Lydia Il. Pfnkharl's Vegetable G>S>@SsA
female Is. No sick woman does Justice to ~ ~[$M
hersen who will not try this famous medicine. n y>&P
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and "
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

HAs worked q ara Q me Lydia f Pfnkham's Vegetable
Compound is worth its weight I'm gold for women during this
period OF life. If 1t Will help others you may publish this
letter."-Mrs.N Nathan b. Creation, 81 No. Main st, Natick, Mass.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1911-09-08

The Change of Life is the most critical period Of a
womans existence, and neglect of health at this time
invites disease.
Women everywhere should remember that there IS NJ
other remedy known to medicine that will so successfully
carry women through this trying period as Lydia {.
Plnkhams Vegetable Compound, made from native roots
and herbs. Here is proof:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
NO DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, GAS
DR. ANY OTHER STOMACH DISTRESS.

macist a 50-cent case of Pape's
Diapepsin you could always go to
the table with a hearty appetite,
and your meals would taste good,
because you would know there
would be no Indigestion or Sleep
less nights or Headache or Stom-
ach misery all the next day; and,
besides, you would not need laxa-
tives or liver pills to keep your
stomach and bowels clean and
fresh.
Pape's Diapepsin can be obtain
ed from your druggist, and con-
tains more than sufficient to
thoroughly cure the worst case of
Indigestion or Dyspepsia. There is
nothing better for Gas on the
Stomach or sour odors from the
stomach or to cure a Stomach
Headache.
You couldn't keep a handler or
more useful article in the house.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15

acid phosphate or phosphate rock
is much better even than fresh
manure not so treated.
That stall manure, mixed with
any barnyard manure is vastly su.
perior to chemical fertilizers.
The Europeans, having learned
the preciousness of phosphorus by
ages of experience, are buying our
Phosphate rock by the shipload
Every year they take from this
country more than twice as much
phosphorus as is used by the total
annual wheat crop of the United
States. And, according to one au.
thority. every FIVE DOLLARS
WORTH OF THAT ROCK. If ap.
piled to our own soil instead of ex-
ported, WOULD BRING A RE.
TURN OF A THOUSAND DOL.
LARS IN WHEATl
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15


An interesting question has
arisen as regards senate bill los,
which is waiting signature of Gov
ernor Hay. Pool and billiard
men claim that an effort has been
made to make them the goat
and although they admit they are
selfishly interested they say that
certain points involved should be
pointed out to the public.
During the original session of
1909 provision 1913 of chapter 249
was passed regarding law and or
der. This provision did not pro-
vide against women appearing in
saloons.
In the special session of 1909
amendment was made to provision
1913 barring women from places
where intoxicating liquors were
sold. Senate bill los, which is now
before the governor, passed the
last legislature. 1t amends sec
ton 1913 of the original session OF
1909 which did not provide
against women in saloons. The
senate bill los legislates regard
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15

Nothing will remain undigested
or sour on your stomach if you
will take a little Diapepsin occa-
sionally. This powerful digestive
and antacid, though as harmless
and pleasant as candy, will digest
and prepare for assimilation into
the blood all the food you can
eat.
Eat what your stomach Graves,
without the slightest fear of Indi-
gfsetion or that You will be both
cred with sour risings, Belchings,
Gas on Stomach, Heartburn,
Headaches from stomach, Nausea,
Bad Breath, Water Brash or a
feeling like you had swallowed a
lump Of lead, o. other disagreeable
miseries. Should you be suffer-
ing now from any stomach disor-
der you can get relief within five
minutes.
If you will get from your phar-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
"Three Weeks" Saturday.

The thousands of men and
women who revelled in ElinoI
Glyn's story, Three Weeks" will
have an opportunity at the Taco
ma theater on Saturday night to
see the book dramatized and by
the talented authoress herself
The play will be presented with
Especial scenic effects, notable fea-
lures being the lawn of the hotel
at Lucerne, and the loggia of the
palace at Venice, where the Feast
of the Roses" occurred. The play
differs from the book, inasmuch
as a prologue has been interpolat.
ed which shows the home of the
queen at Sardelia, and introduces
the character of her drunken and
vicious husband, thereby Offering
motive for her subsequent &C.
lions.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
One ton of phos-
plated fresh man.
ure did this.

Look at the accompanying pic
lure. 1t was drawn from a group
Ing of bales of hay and bags of
wheat and corn displayed at the
1911 national corn show. 1t sets
forth in graphic way; as no
words ever could. the difference
between farming by tradition and
farming scientifically.
The smallest bale of hay and
bags of corn and wheat represent
the result of sticking to tradition
--of doing things in a certain
way simply because they have
always been done that way.
The 316-pound bale and the
bags of corn and wheat piled up
on It represent the result of cut
ting loose from tradition.
II every farmer and gardener
in America could suddenly come
TO appreciate the lesson that this
picture sets forth and we're TO ap-I
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15

ply the lesson in his own planting,
1t would mean difference of mil
lions of dollars per year to the
agricultural interests of the coun-
try. For 1t would mean practi-
cally the doubling of the value of
all the uncounted tons of barnyard
manure applied to the fields OF
the United States each year.
This picture sets forth the re-
suit of 13 years of experiments
to find out the comparative values
or ordinary barnyard manure.
fresh stall manure, phosphated
barnyard manure and phosphated
stall manure.
In brief, this is what experts
found:
That stall manure applied to the
ground fresh is much better thar
manure that has been weakened
by standing I'm the barnyard.
That stall manure, mixed with
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
(THE TIMES TOUR OF THE
WORLDLY


COPENHAGEN, Denmark, Mar.
15.-The bacon and eggs of the
Land of Hamlet" are of more
real interest to the world than Ell
shore castle, where Hamlet lived.
For Denmark is the schoolmaster
of the world in the matter of ba-
con and eggs and butter and the
like.
One of the smallest nations of
the world, and not long ago one
of the poorest, Denmark is today
leading the world in certain ag-
ricultural matters, and leading
Europe in the matter of per capita
wealth,
Cooperation is the keynote of
Danish success. Handicapped by
poor soil and an unfavorable eli
mate, the Danish farmers have,
by putting their heads together
and pulling together, made Den
mark famous the world over for
its butter, eggs and bacon.
When you buy an egg in Den
mark you find it stamped with
the name of the man who owns
the hen that laid it, and with the
brand of the cooperative poultry
society to which the man belongs.
The stamp is guarantee that the
egg has passed a most rigid in
Ispection. 1t has made Danish eggs
the most sought after eggs in Eu-
rope and the highest priced. The
same is true of Danish butter and
bacon. Through cooperative or
CARNATIONS and frequent and
rigid inspection of products, the
standard has been raised till O
Danish brand On butter or bacon
is an absolute guarantee of
purity and excellence.
Thus by doing teamwork-by
pooling their interests and hiring
experts to advise them and to run
their creameries and cooperative
slaughter houses, the Danish farm
ers have worked up in less than
so years from near the bottom of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
800 MOOSE
DRIVEN IN

Governor Hay and 500 othel
Moose were initiated In the big
gest "doings'' ever held by any
lodge in Tacoma at the Tacoma
theater last evening.
The initiation was under the d.
rection of the Spokane team with
national officers present to give
directions.
Following the initiation there
was vaudeville program in which
local theaters contributed stars
for several numbers.
The meeting was big success
and it has placed the Tacoma
Moose lodge in the front rank for
membership among Tacoma
lodges.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
Henry George, Jr.
Well Received

Henry George, jr., son Of the
great exponent of the single tax,
who is following in the footsteps
of his illustrious father, spoke on
the subject at the Y. M. G. A. last
night to a large and appreciative
audience.
He urged the single land tax as
a solution to many of the indus
trial ills that now afflict the peo-
pie.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
SIDE LIGHTS ON MEXICO

the lord eudal
ism that ourshed Europe He held subject him three
thousand them vassas These
lords required to live in and in of to
tribute the lord
or The
this ruler
like that the tabled
Mediterranean wonderful that the ancient Mexi
well cradle of other
mighty
entire island with almost
its
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
TACOMA
Bonci Next Tuesday.

When Alessandro Bonci, the IA
nous Italian tenor, who sings In
English, appears at the Tacoma
theater next Tuesday night, local
music lovers will have a chance to
hear the man who is considered
Caruso's rival in America, and in
Europe fully his equal. Bonci's
English articulation is perfect.
He sings with high purity of
tone. subtle shading and ease, that
has been equaled by few.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
Boy Attire Calls
Mother to Rescue


(By United Press Leased Wire.)
CENTRALIA, March 15.-Mrs.
Elmer Strickland was aroused by
the cries of her son, Delbert, aged
8, calling on her to put out the
fire, for he was burning. "Eie's
burning too" shouted Delbert al
luding to his little brother up
stairs.
The mother hastily wrapped a
coat about Delbert and rushed up
stairs and saved the little fellow
and put out the fire caused by an
overturned lamp.
Delbert has a slim chance for
recovery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
Poolroom Men Roar
SAY LAW WHICH HITS THEM WILL Al
WOMEN TO FREQUENT SALOONS.

ling pool and billiard halls and II
was this that aroused the ire OF
the proprietors of such places. If
the law is signed persons under
81 years of age will not be allowed
in such places.
Although the pool room men
admit that it is to their interest
to have this bill nullified they de-
clare that omission of the clause
|legislating against women in sa.
looms exists in the nature of 8
Joker" and that while the bill
lard people will lose If the bill
is signed those who would have
women in saloons will derive the
benefit.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
Open Air Performance

(By United Press Leased Wire. J
NEW YORK. March 10
Charles F'rohman is working out
plans today for open-air per-
formances in one of the city parks
this season. Park Commissioner
Slower rendered Frohman the use
OF one of the parks, and It is
possible that Maude Adams will
appear in Shakespearean per-
formances.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15

Enormously wide bands of vel
vet ribbon are being worn to Sc
cure and accentuate the small
head effect of the new couture.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15

Speaking of harem skirts, IL is
rather significant that women of
Mrs. Warren's profession never
dress i'm a mannish way.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
The Times Tourists In Denmark,
Land of Hamlet---and COOPERATION

BY Cooperation and Business
Honesty the Farmers of Dem
mark Have Made Themselves
the Wealthiest Per Capita in
Europe.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15

SAN FRANCISCO, March is
Proceedings in foreclosure, insti-
tuted by the German Savings &
Loan society, are pending today
against former Mayor Eugene
Schmitz. The property involved is
Schmitz' former home on Fillmore
lStreet
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
City Briefs

Today is the last for the pay
ment of personal taxes without
the addition of Is per cent inter-
est.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1911-03-15
PANTAGES
MAJESTIC
SCENIC
Scenic-Moving Pictures.

How about It? Are your cards
out? Now Is a good time to get
busy and order more. BARTOO
PRINTING CO., 762 G st. ga