The Washington times., 1911-08-20

It's high time for Tom and Tabbie
70 look up their owners and get a GER
tificate of health and good conduct.
The lethal chamber will catch 'em II
they don't watch out.
Edward Duncan is a lucky man. He
IS the only incumbent Of office in Alex
andria county who isn't being opposed
for q denomination. He is the super
visor from the Jefferson district.
The swimming contests at the bathing
beach may yet develop another Prof
OdlUm, the Washingtonian who met his
tragic death in leaping from Brooklyn
bridge, and one of the most expert
swimmers the world has ever produced.
Lakeside Park. the new amusement
resort to be opened next spring, should
be made very attractive on an expendi-
ture Of 100000, and there is every rea-
son to believe that it will do large
business when the season opens.
\ London florist, visiting the florists
exhibition over in Baltimore, said he
didn't believe the Garden of Eden SMELL
ed half so sweet. And it is to be re-
membered that the flowers which grew
in and around Washington had a great
deal to do with it.
Senator Bristow has bought a home
In Woodley Park. 1t is always graft
tying to the residents of the District
TO have the members of Congress get
stake in the community It helps
the legislators to see things in the
proper light
kensington now has a Roman Catho-
lie church, built under the direction of
Father Charles o. Rosenstiel, pastor
nt Forest Glen. Marking the culmina-
tion Of his labors, Father Rosenstiel
held the first services in the church
this morning.
Prof. Langley's memoirs have been
issued by the Smithsonian Institution
just in time to lend a special interest to
the experiments which are taking place
every day at College Park, where the
army aviators are making rapid prog
gress in adapting the flying machine to
the service of the army
J. Caesar remarked that he would
rather be first in an Alpine village than
second at Rome, and James c. Craw-
ford would rather be a law clerk in the
Department of Justice than to draw a
fat salary-fOr a time-in the turbulent
service of the Persian government as an
assistant to Morgan Shuster
The employees OF the Bureau of En-
craving and Printing are happy this
morning over the prospect that they are
to have a handsome new buldAg in
which to work, where the sunlight can
enter and there is room to turn round.
The Spanish, you know, nave a proverb
that where the sun doesn't enter the
doctor must"
The Camp Good Will field dav''
shows how much pleasure can be given
with a little effort and with less cost.
The Christian Endeavorers from the
:First Presbyterian Church who prepared
athe program for the Camp Good Willers
yesterday deserve congratulations and
thanks from the community.
The news that the Ri. Rev E. E.
.Hoss, D. L., Gf Nashville will preach
at the camp meeting of the Methodist
episcopal Church South at Great Fails
rext Sunday will attract great con-
greEation. Bishop Hoss is known as
one of the greatest Methcdists in the
United States, and is famed both as 4
scholar and a preacher.
After 4 third of a century Samue
johnson is to sever his connection with
the Marine Band, the Presidents
own" The first drummer of the ia.
nous organization has watched the band
from its beginning until the present
- n, H.,
attain worldwide fame. He has the
unique distinction of being able to 'beat
a tattoo on a silver dime
They've already begun to speculate or
Tsma Jim's successor. Dr.. Liberty n