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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
Laurium Department

John Trevarrow, Thomas Bergman,
SIR, William Bawden, VIM. J. Barkla,
John Jaaskailainen, John Procissl and
John Kotzian; chairman of the exc
cutive committee, James A. Daley.
Finance committee, w. j. Smith,
chairman; f.. II. Getchell, Capt. J.
Trevarrow, VIM. Bawden, John Jewell,
John Stephens. Thos. Bergman. Jr.,
j. r. Hebbard, Adolphus Solomon, j.
Kotzian, John Treloar Dick williams.
John Labby, Albert Rowe, Ed. Barber,
Con Koch, Henry Saam, ST., James
Jackson, Elzear Chatel and George r.
Foley.
Sports committee, +. II. Getchell,
Chairman; Joseph Zeihr. Paul Hogan,
Nj. Lahikainen. James jackson, George
Kohn, l.. T.. Gummerus, Thomas f..
Parks, G. r. Foley. Il. II. Bergman,
Or. r. ID. Jones, Thomas Doian and DR..
James Rhines.
Committee on Decorations DIR. A.
II. Tucker, Chairman: Max Genereaux,
Thos l.. O'Keefe, Fritz Ehlnger, e.
Chatel Omer Boursier, Hjalmar Nord-
strom and ST. Hebbard, Jr.
Committee on REFRESHMENTS. A.
Daley, Chairman; M. ]. Foley, Ed.
Prisk and oscar Blom.
Fireworks Committee, Carl G. Smith,
Chairman; Joseph Kinzel, NJ. b. Baw-
den.- Dave Trevarrow, John Saam,
Matt Kinnunen, Henry Saam. Sr.. John
Benchich, Jr.. Chris Trevarrow, Frank
Commetto. Paul Hogan and Fred j.
Martin.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
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CHOICE RECIPES.
STEWED RHUBARB.

Strip the outer skin from one bunch
OF rhubarb, cut the stalks i'm inch pie
ces and put on the fire i'm a stewpan
with nearly enough water to cover
them. When the water comes to a
boil, stir i'm enough sugar To suit the
taste-usually about two-thirds of a
cup, more or less. the quantity vary
ing according to the condition of the
rhubarb. add a piece of butter the size
of a hickory nut and thicker slightly
with a small teaspoonfu of corn
starch dissolved in water Drop in the
peel of an orange-thinly shaved in
small bits-and add the juice. Let the
whole boil a few minutes until the in
gradients are well mixed and the rhu-
barb tender.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
GUARANTEED PILE CURE.
Backed by Your Leading Druesis,

Backed by Your Leading Druggist.
If you have any kind of piles, get a
oox OF DIR. Leonhardt's HemRo at
Eagle Pharmacy. Calumet. Mich, and
Lauilum Pharmacy, Laurium, Mich,
ana druggists everywhere on the mon
ey-back plan.
hem-Roid Is made from Or. Leon
haNts own prescriptions tablet
remedy taken internally and cures
thoroughly by removing the internal
cause OF piles, something that suppos-
i'orles' ointments or cutting operations
viii not do.
81 for large bottle which lasts "a
uays' DIR. Leonhardt CO., Station u,
buitalo. N. Y. Write for booklet.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
ABOUT MAIL POUCHES.
Kinds, Number, How Made and Vast
Territory They Travel Over.

Uncle Sam has twenty-eight differ
cnt kinds of mailbags i'm service. and
they range i'm cost from twenty-five
cents to $2,156 each. There are mail
pouches for almost every conceivable
use, and you can ship almost anything
that comes within the postal regula-
tions with a minimum of loss and
breakage. Probably the most peculiar
of all the mailbags is the one arranged
for carrying bees. To send bees by
mail was difficult operation before
the "hee bag" was adopted. Usually
the bees arrived at destination dead or
so exhausted that they were OF little
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
STEAMED ORANGE PUDDING.

Rub one fourth cup of butter until
creamy, add one cup of powdered SUI
gar and rub until light. beat the yolk
of one egg, add IL and beat well. Mix
three level teaspoons of baking pow
der with two cups of flour. and have
In small pieces and coat with -four.
Add in alteration the -four mixture and
one cup of milk, and when well mixed
stir in two teaspoons OF orange ex-
tract and the grated rind of half an
orange and the Toured raisins. Turn
into a mold and let II steam one hour.
Serve with orange sauce.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29

The Minneapolis Millers were COM
planning of the easy race they were
going to have again this year in the
American association race. but no one
has heard them make any such com
plant for several days.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
MOHAWK wins
ANOTHER GAME
VICTORY OVER HANCOCK BY
SCORE OF TO YESTERDAY
LEAVES TEAM TIED WITH
HURONTOWN.
Team Standings.

Mohawk played it's first "at home
baseball game yesterday, taking tho
Hancock team to camp 10y the score
of TO /. The game was an interest
ing one despite the fact that IL wa
married by frequent errors, which were
re. ponsiblo for most OF tine runs. The
victory leaves Mohawk tied with Hur-
ontown for first place i'm the league
race, neither team having lost game
SO far.
Previous to the game. there was a
big baseball demonstration at Mohawk
the visiting players having been met
at the street car station, where a pa
rade was formed headed by seven au-
tomobilcs and the rival baseball mines.
About 400 enthusiastic fans manifest
ed their pleasure at the opening OF the
season by participating in the parade
and it is estimated that about zoo were
in attendance at the bali grounds.
Hancock scored its one run i'm the
first inning on errors. In the same
inning. errors by Hancock and hits
gave Mohawk four runs. and after that
the visitors never even threatened to
score Mohawk mace one more run
I'm the eighth. st. George who was on
the slab for Mohawk was i'm good form
and had the better of the argument
with Mattson. who opposed him. The
score by innings was.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
Criokets Results.

None of the crickets games were
rain. one of the closest games was
played at Mohawk, where Tamarack
secured CT runs and Mohawk AZ, with
only six men out. The game was wit
messed by large crowd.
In the G. Il H.-Painesdale game, the
later team was first to bat and scored
20 runs with only seven men out. Cad
well of the locals took all seven wick
cts. fa.u
Kearsarge scored Ga runs in its game
with Mesnard Saturday and Mesnard
scored II runs with only two men out
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
WOLGAST RETAINS TITLE
BY DEFEATING F. BURNS
Coast Fighter Puts Up Game Battle
But Champion Outfights Him
Losers Seconds Throw Up
Towel in Seventeenth.

San Francisco. May 2e.-Ad wolgast
retains the lightweight crown. His
victory over frankie Burns of oak
land on saturday afternoon was clear
and decisive and IL any doubt has ex-
listed about wolgast's ability, II should
vanish after this contest. Burns was
outfouyht, outpaced and outgeneraled
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29

President Frank Farrell OF the High
landers doesn't think the Tigers are
going to have an easy time winning
the flag this season.
John Dewey, former president of the
BOSTON National league team. is going
to locate in California. far away from
the noise OF a big league ball team
that is a tailender,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29

stephen Brundidge, who represent
ed the Sixth Arkansas district in Con-
gress for n number of years. is plan
ming a hard fight to capture the seat
Of United States Senator JEFF Davis
The senatorial primary will be held
next March.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
HnbbeIl rrlms Dollar BAY.

The Hubbell team defeated the Dol
lar Bay independent team i'm an inter
esting contest on the Hubbell diamond
yesterday afternoon. the final score
being to in favor OF the locals.
Manager Slattery Tried out several
new players in the rTubbcll lineup
Moulton pitching for the first time this
season. He was i'm good form. holding
the visitors to seven hits. Hill who
started to pitch for Dollar Bay was re-
placed by Cullnan after the sixth in
ming. Moulton famed eleven men,
Hill, seven and CulInan, one. Hill
granted four bases on balls. Moulton.
one. and Cullnan. one. smith made
two doubles. Bonneau one. and Hoslk-
ing and Guibord OF the Dollar Bay
team annexed two base hits Each
team made one double play. The score
by innings was;
r. H. T.
Hubbell 49,. ..OOO2OOs1x-6 r 3
Dollar Bay =. ..O100OO2O1-i 7 4
Batteries-Nfoulton ana LaChancc;
Hill, Cullnan and Kahler.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
FOURTH o. JULY COMMITTEES.
Those Who Will Arrange Mohawk Gel
ebration ere Named.

ebratIon ere Named.
Officers and committees To take
charge of Mohawk's Fourth of July
celebration are as follows:
President of the day. w J. smith;
treasurer, l.. T.. Gummerus; Marshal,
f. II. Gitchell; Vice President, Captain
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
American League.
SUNDAYS GAMES.
National League.

r. II. T.
Cincinnati $50. =. ......-5 .
Pittsburg 49,. 49,. -. ...-7 II 4
Batteries-Suggs. McQuiilan and
Clarke; Leifcld and Simon
Chicago-St. Louis game postponed;
rain.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29
EMPLOYEES OF THE
CaIumet& HecIa Mn's Co

Who wish to sell their houses or buy
houses on Co. Land; who have rooms
to rent or who wish to rent rooms. ars
invited to advertise in .his column
without any expense.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-05-29

use. Now these little honey makers
can be shipped by mail several thous-
and miles in the bee bag without
suffering. and can obtain air and a
good supply of food during their tran
off
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS RE-
VISED.
VOL. III.

And Mammon spake all these
words, saying, 81 am the only god
that the big bugs of the present day
are willing to worship; therefore
give unto my slaves the following
commandments:
l. Thou shalt not waste any time
worshipping the true God, as thou
art too busy making goo-goo eyes at
me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee
any craven image, except such as
thou makest upon the face of a dollar.
Thou mayest put, the image of a man
or woman upon money and worship
it to thy heart content For
= Mammon, am lavish God, visiting
the wealth of the fathers upon the
children to the second and third gem
Grafton. By that time they have
blowed it all in
3. Thou mayest cuss blue streak
if thou wantest to, for a man can't
prosper in business unless he is a
good cusser.
4. Remember election day, and vote
for anything the millionaires want
5. Seven days shalt thou work
and part of the nights, if necessary
Thou shalt not rest, thou, nor thy
son, nor thy daughter, nor thy hire6
man, nor thy cook, nor thy cattle
nor thy horses, nor the book agen1
that stopped in to spend the night
for the trusts and corporations are
hungry and must be fed from tht
hands of labor.
6. Thou shalt not kill rich man
especially if thou thyself art poor
but if thou art rich and standest higl
in society, thou mayest kill a poo
man or a niger and thou shalt no
be hurt for it.
Z. Thou shalt not commit adultery
unless thou gettest tired of thy owl
wife and seest another that lookes
good to thee. Then if thou art dis
covered and the case comes int
court, lay all the blame on tn
woman like old man Adam did.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unles
thou gettest chance The safes
way to steal is to own stock in trust
and railroads. Rockefeller, Morga
and Guggenheim can put you ont
the racket.
3. Thou shalt not tell the truth
thou canst think up any kind of
lie. The truth is what hurts; there
fore if one lie gets thee into troubl,
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01
KING GEORGES TOP-KN0T. !

For want of something better to-
do, our friends over in England are.
going to pull off another coronation
some time in June.
What's that, did you say?
Why, honey, they are fixing up to
sorter decorate the sWell-ended top-
knot of that degenerate grandson OF
old Queen Vic. / reckon you knew
that nay ald oolsmate. King
had gone on to glory about year
ago, and that his boy, George. has
been trying to hold down the job of
king ever since. But it seems that
they didn't have much opinion of
George. They sorter took him on
probation, as it were, and didn't allow
him to cram his louse-pasture into
the Imperial Crown until they had
lrled him bare-headed for awhile
have no fault to find with Georges
reign, so far. l think he has done
about as well as l could have done,
MS I1O Ac1SC C11oC 1O hc0 A0A
to reign bare-headed and with moth
ing to wear but some of his daddy s
old reigning clothes. l don't think
they have treated George right, no
how. 1t amt no fun to sit on hard
throne and reign steadily all day.
But on the 23rd of June they are
going to take the Imperial Crown
out of the bureau drawer and see if
Georges mental wheels will have
room to go round in it,
They are going to call in the lords
and the gods, the counts and the
dukes, the snobs and the asses; also
the lordesses and the goddesses, the
countessess and the dukesses, the
snobesses and the assesses, and kill
| the old rooster and make dlmplings
1t will be a great day for merry ole
England. The royalty will trot ou1
it's fnery and bow and scrape before
His Majesty, the King, with all the
enthusiasm of nanny COW licking
/ her newborn calf.
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01
A SURGICAL WONDER.

Tramp. tramp, tramp, Old Lady
Science is marching on. She has just
stuck one more big buzzard feather
in her calico bonnet.
Up at the Rocky D. Oilyfeller In
stitute in New York, where medical
and surgical science blooms more
freely and bears a bigger crop of
sensations than anywhere else in the
World-there it is that they have
stuck the peg one hole higher.
It's got so now that they can just
Whittle fellow all up fine and put
him back together with his head in
his mouth, and he will never know
tie difference unless he gets choked.
on hair.
The firm Of Sawbones & Company
have got limb-grafting down as fine
as frog-hair, and nowhere can they
carve up man so successfully as
at the Rocky hangout. The fame of
that powerful institution had drawn
together a great number of the halt
and the lame. Among the number
was preacher, a lawyer, farmer,
dude, drummer, blacksmith, an
editor and tramp. These men were
almost complete physical wrecks,
but it happened that each one had
just one sound limb or part, and each
mans sound place was in different
part of him.
So the wise Rocky doctors got
these poor fellows on their carving
tables and began to carve and saw
like a butcher cutting up an old
steer They cut out and throwed
away all the diseased parts, and
/ when they took an inventory they
i had just enough remnants to make
one man. They were little shy on
brains, and had a little more belly
than they needed, SO they hashed uI
oOAlC vi CnC UCAAy ClAu puG IL liz AOA
brains.
/ Then they began to assemble the
parts They took the head of the
lpreacher, put into it all the brair
matter they could scrape up, and
] then whanged it onto the chest Of tht
drummer with a leather string. Their
they took the heart Of the lawyer
| and the stomach and bowels of th'
farmer, and put them in place. Thei
stock of arms consisted of the lef
/ arm Of the blacksmith and the righ
1arm Of the editor, and these wer'
| soon attached. Then they had on
1 leg Of the dude and one leg of tn
/ tramp, and it was only the work Q
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01
NO. S.

a few minutes to get them spliced
on at the proper place.
And thus the composite man was
finished The doctors all gathered
around and looked on in great adj
miration. Their new creation had 81
the appearance of being just a little
bit out of proportion in some places,
but they thought he would get over
that in a few days. So they got an
oil can and oiled his bearings
thoroughly, put some clothes on him
and told him to get up. He yawned
and sat up on the table and looked
around the room sorter funny.
s How do you feel?' inquired one of
the doctors.
feel like bowl of mule hash .
with dog hair in it, replied the man.
do you know who you are?" asked
another doctor.
mo, I ain't been introduced to my
self yet" said the man.
| Then they put him to bed and al
lowed him to sleep few hours, after
i which he felt better. After few
days rest and recuperation they told
him he was well enough to go home.
1 Where in the Tom Walker will
go to-" exclaimed the new man in
alarm. My head lives in Boston
and elsewhere; my heart lives in
New York; my stomach lives in Vir-
ginia; my left arm lives in Pittsburg
and my right arm in Philadelphia;
Imy left leg lives at Newport and
Fifth Avenue, and my right leg amt
got no home. Now ain't you fellers
got me into a devil of a fix?''
Whereupon the pieced-up man
marched angrily out of the room,
and the next day the papers stated
that he had killed himself by trying
to follow all of his trades at once.
His mouth wanted to preach; his
heart wanted to tell lies; his stomach
wanted to plow and eat corn bread
and bacon; his left hand wanted a
hammer and his right hand was
crazy for a pen; his left leg wanted
to strut and dance and his right leg
ididn't want to do anything much. And
thus the conflicting desires in his
person caused him to fly all to pieces,
and they buried him in back lot
, just as the sun went down, and on
!. the gray slab that marks the spot
they chiseled these solemn lines:
Poor Mr.. Pieced-Up Man,
, His fate is hard to tell;
) Perhaps some of him went to
, heaven.
And maybe some to hell
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01
MoRAyIAN FALLS NORTH CAROLINA, NAY. 1911.
That's.

tell another and get out. That's
business.
TO- If thou desirest to be in the
SWIM covet everything thy neighbor
has-and then bust thy belly-bands
trying to get it. IS
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01

There is nothing like sticking to a
thing, as the cat said when she sat
down on sheet of dy-paper.
The fool-killer., 1911-05-01

If you like The Fool-Killer. send
in a few subscribers
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-26
DEMONSTRATION INVALUABLE
Farmers Give Individual EX,
pGFiGRCGS in the Work

This is the second of the series o.
articles on the boil weevil as seen by
Mr.. G. V. Cunningham, of the faculty
Of the Agricultural College, during his
recent trip to Mississippi, to study
the cotton pest as a representative of
the Farmers COOPERATIVE Demonstra-
ton Work of the United States De-
Dartment Of Agricnlture.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-26
REFUSED A fine OFFER
FOR FARM IN SUMTER
One Hundred and Fourteen
Dollars Refused

Near Americas is a snug little farm
of $50 acres, for which the owner has
refused the very faHering offer OF ST.
600, or 1888 per acre. While some
fancy prices have been paid for Sum
ter county farming lands this good
year, the offer made for the $50 acres
farm tops all others. In fact, no lands
here have been sold as yet for a price
anywhere near the hundred dollar per
acre price, SIS being the top notch re-
ported by local realty dealers. How
ever, this little farm of $50 acres
seems to be in special demand, and
the limit is exceeded in the price Of
fered for it by would-be purchasers
Lands all around it could be bought
quite likely, for half the price pei
acreage offered for the little farm.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-26
OF GEORGIA WILL
BE REMEMBERED SATURDAY
Americas Will Assist Little Ones of
the State.

Americas people will bear in mind
that next Saturday will be Work Day
for the orphan hildren in Georgia
On that day twenty-five or more homes
in the state ask that they be given
one days earnings out Of the three
hundred and sixty-fve. This is a
modest request, and the orphans be-
lieve it is not too much to ask con-
sidering the offering is to be used in
the maintenance of the most helpless
class of human beings in the world.
Each contributor designates the home
to which he wishes his money to be
given. The orphans home of the South
Georgia Conference is asking to be
remembered in this statewide endeav-
or. Since 1872 over 1900 children
have passed through the home. While
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-26
Better Times
After a Change
in Food
FEEL RIGHT
When You Feed Right

You know one always feels very
fit" when the head and nerves swing
along peacefully and with that GEL
tain sense of power that is unmistak-
able.
But when overwork and anxiety
breaks down the soft gray matter in
the brain and nerve cells (anxiety will
do it quicker than overWork( faster
than the food you have been using re-
places it, then to save yourself f'om
that horror of darkness, nervous pros
tration you must change food and take
on some sure rebuilder.
That's the mission of Grape-Nuts,
made of the selected parts of wheat
and barley containing the natural
Phosphate of Potash which combines
with Albumen in the human body and
makes the soft gray filling of the brain
and nerve centers.
Another thing to be considered is
that Grape-Nuts is 'processed" in
making and the starchy parts convert
ed into a form of sugar, exactly as
the process of digestion in the body.
So Grape-Nuts has really passed the
first act of digestion and therefore the
food is quickly assimilated in the most
perfect manner by babe or athlete.
Get the little book, "The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-09-26
METHODS USED BY FARMERS
IN Fighting BOIL WEEVIL

the sunshine can get in, which is very
detrimental to the wor kof the dee
vii.
He said he was following the Gov
eminent Demolstration plan and that
he considers it the only plan by which
cotton can be grown successfully I'M
der boil weevil conditions.
After dinner We went up town to
talk with the merchants and the bank
er2 to find out how they felt about
tire situation.
Mr.. H. A. Dale, of D. C. Griffith &
Co., supply merchants, stated that the
receipts OF cotton last year were only
half Oh what it was in 1909, and as a
result they had cut their credit bus
mess at least 80 per cent. Rawls &
Brye Co., another supply house. said
tEey had cut their credit business so
per cent, and that they had quit fur
nishing farmers who fell behind N
their accounts. Whereas we used to
sell as much as $4,000 pounds of meat
in a year." they said, I'VE have not
bought over 1000 pounds this year;
and whereas we used to buy five or
six carloads of corn per year, We have
bought only $50 bushels this year. We
Just will not furnish tn efarmers
things they can raise at home. We
told the farmers one year in advance
that they must produce their own
feed stuffs."
Besides the merchants, We met sew
eral farmers who CHANGED to be IN
town and had interesting talks with
them relative to the situation. Mr..
J. P. Mullen said he runs four plows
and has so acres in all in cultivation.
though only 10 acres in cotton. He
considers this as much cotton as he
can very well have under boil weevil
conditions. He says he is turning his
attention to other crops. He thinks
there is no money to be made in cot
ton and that it should be grown only
as a surplus crop. What cotton he
grows he uses the Demonstration
Plan on and considers it the only way
by which cotton can be grown at all
with any success. He figures that the
picking up of the squares will cost
about 81 so per acre for the entire sea-
son. He plants the King and Triumph
cotton, but likes Kings the better
Mr.. D. F. Buckley, of New Hebron,
Miss, who was present while Mr..
Mullen was talking corroborated all
that he said, only he figured that it
cost $500 per acre to pick up the
squares during a season.
Just before boarding trai nfor Hat
tiesburg, Miss, Mr.. H. NJ. Phail, a
farmer near Shivers, Miss, told US
that last year he had 80 acres in cot
ton and got 25 bales. This year lie
has the same land in cotton, but
thinks he will get only three bales
He says he does not intend to plant
any more cotton, but will grow pea
nuts in it's place, which he expects to
sell to seed-buyers and to the oil mills.
He also intends to turn to hogs and
cattle as a means of making a liv-
ing.