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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-26

the North Dakota Magazine just men,
toned. On the other hand the pro-
posed legislation will grant for the
first time to seven periodicals pub
lished in North Dakota the right to
carry advertisements. These seven
periodicals, a list Of which follows,
fall into the category of periodicals
admitted to the second class without
the advertising privilege under the
Act of July 16, 1894. and comprising
the publications Of incorporated In.
stitutions of learning, fraternal, scien.
tific and professional societies, etc.
AS these seven periodicals all mail
less than 1000 pounds an issue the
postage on their advertising pages
will be at the present rate Of l cent
a pound. 1t is therefore apparent
that so far as the periodical publ.
cations of North Dakota are concern
ed, with one exception, the postage
rate provision in the pending postal
bill will carry only benefits.
North Dakota periodicals admitted
as second class mail without the ad.
vertising privilege under the act of
July Is, 1894 Publications of 1nCor-
ported Institutions Of Learning, Of
Fraternal, Scientific and Professional
Societies, ETC.,, that are granted the
right to carry advertisements by the
provision in the pending postal bill.
Fargo College Bulletin, Fargo, quar-
terly.
jamestown College Bulletin, James
town, quarterly.
North Dakota State Board Of Health
Bulletin, Grand Forks, monthly.
State Normal and Industrial School
Bulletin. Glendale, quarterly.
The Extension, Agricultural college,
monthly.
The Bulletin, Valley City, monthly.
The Bulleton, Wahpeton, bi-month'
ly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-26
TWO QUESTIONS.

Here are two questions that require
very little time to answer, but they
will start many a man thinking a.org
the line that leads ultimately to a
policy of life insurance.
1. My friend, how long do you
think the average man of your age
has OF live?
2. At the rate you are now saving
from your income for future need,
how much will you have laid by for
your family when that time has en-
pred?
No policy contract is as simple and
plain as that sold by the Equitable
Life" G. w. Wolbert, agency man.
ager. Bismarck. North Dakota.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-26
The ALEUTIAN ISLANDS.
They Extend East and West For More
Than q Thousand Miles.

Few persons are aware that the
shortest route from San Francisco to
Japan is by way of Alaska. Nearly a
thousand miles are saved to vessels
trading with the orient by coasting
along the Aleutian islands rather than
following the Hawaiian route.
The Aleutian islands, which extend
in a chain east and west for more
than a thousand miles, are inhabited
by the remnant Of the Aleuts. Their
war of the revolution closed just as
the American Revolutionary war he
gan. 50 patriotic were the Aleuts, 80
brave in their struggle for independ'
ence, that they succumbed to the Rus
SLAMS only after a conflict Of nearly
fifty years. and then simply because
the race was almost exterminated In
the struggle.
While the Aleutian islands must
eventually form an important link In
the commerce between the United
States and the orient. other Islands
link our country with the vast empire
to the north In the narrow Boring
strait lie two little islands, one occu'
Died by Russia, the other by the Unit
ed States, so that citizens Of the two
great nations live on respective ISLANDS
within a few miles of each other
New York Press
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-26
Taking Away From the Subject.

When Frederick Robertson of Brigh-
ton, the great preacher who had writ
ten much about Tennyson's poems and
for whom the poet had high regard,
first called upon him. II felt" said
Tennyson. ''aS if he had come to pluck
out the heart Of my mystery, so talk
cd to him about nothip. but beer"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-02-26
MAENNERcHoR DANCE.

The members of the Bismarck
Maennerchor will have one Of their
good time dances Monday, February
q, at the Maennerchor hall. All
members and their families are in.
vited to attend.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10

MAY not nnlf l.r submitted at % rpr-
'rll election AH.u tho p.0pir ttkt rr
interest ana Mi generally uo Go tho
polls but 80 s'l.ribj sioutious 90 whoa
nothing elise d. voted upon o. Ia
Well known that people VIII NOT gem.
crafty nurna such elections uul.ss
the, have a. special interest loo duIn-
su. aud that eopn tt gru,tn pIe.-
t,pns 90 aru part or the voters o3t.u
1u tu vote an constitutional umpuI.
m,uts 10 adopt VA" au.udm,u.
under this plau Nould ont, r.luI.
majority ot tho.r acu1l, Vufu
upon them $50 that % misht r,tIiD
happen. 49, 10 artInll, did our, boo Ir.
state Of NrN YurA that uu wpu
ant amendment fu the consultation
WIS mudc D., tho vote ut uul, rr uer
cent pt tho qualified Nuior. of rn,
state. % Would thus be perfectly rYs.
SIhlc i"r som" sp,cm, uDal zoo et.
tionid Interest. bS prgauiz,d effort to
put through an Amendment uf posse
tive injury 10 othcr SECTIONS ar which
the great uIrjnriN ot "a, p,oplr dp
not want. uut ar not ureuuia.
I enough &" get out Tho VOTES to te-
feat II
40 my fricnds l,t u- bet Wsll
enough a,un, This IL a good ron
uituton you hu,o said ~ voaf-
selves hy an wcrNh"lmlng vote 20
wac mtdv ht . convention 81 1u'
ahlrst aud most patriotic men. af'Dr
learned nud elaborate d,bat.s flI
win long and earnest drllh,ratiur
/ let ~ take time and give it 'AIr
trial ~ 10 needs amendment here
after we VIII amend IA ", our own
voluntary act. ard In the Nay 'vo
hsr airead, provided rur that eur-
4 poses, " " proves Insufficient %
! powerful ana imperative publ '1iu
ion VIII So dsclHr. ana whenever
such public opinion vn drclar
amendment OF the constitution camos
ns ~ matter Of course hy the mrthoda
which itsaf provides. lu The m,tr
! time. lrL ny puit amending cnusti'
tons IN the street corners aud gp %
work building up our state.
have spoken earnestly about this
ard perhaps have tried te,ur uatl,u..
n' To-. long discussion uf 20 dr, -u'.
tv,t but ar, p. IL mav Doc. uhors ls
roihing more important tor en-, .o.-
'is "r New M,Nicn to think OFF tuJl
tut only private iu no, .iuI..
Win no political aspiration or IN..
- rrnd. but feel deeply ..r .t
w't' and credit of TIN N,pHlIi.HI
nhtC ana more d,'pi, rtdI lor tH.
! rr"sp'riN and Weliar. of th, m.W
siavr For 80 Is my home. m, Boost
''srs have been sprni in a. mud 3
h'sp' il wa b. tho hum, af mt e3 Dr.
eiN.u actor me- What Sow Mos I.u
Moods ner' than anything .ls, urF
is % frW tr,,rt coz quiet aud rest FROM
iritHii"n chat her Resource mas u.
developed. that outside rapitui uui
'nt'rpr's' may t',i safe Go conn. .u.
4 uut the merchant uIHN have a.ta .ur
I hls goods and enc customer .ur
irUaur With which tr paw for thru
ihat t1v frmer ma, have "a uarkrt
{ Tor hls 'iup+. ana thr lap"ryr ,u.
( rI"' mDut iur ihr supuuit cot hIs Guu.
[ 'l'. that me wheels uf ndu4trt mnv
u'"Nr. uuH chat with the blessing ,f
stntvh""d may s1mo tho ereat
blessings col PROSPEROUS epmwumu
aud urpp, bumrs
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10
Pleads With People Not
to be Misled By Catch
Phrase Deceptive Slogan

The Blue Ballot Amendment in Nutshell Proposes That
Constitution May Be Changed New Provisions Inserted
Or Old Ones Repealed at Any Time and in Any Num-
Der, BY Mere Majority Of Those Who Take Enough
Interest Vote Upon It. There need of Consti-
tuition If this Be the Best Way. Do We Want to Tear
Down the Work Which 1t Took Nearly Hundred Of
the Best and Abest Men Of New Mexico Sixty Days to
Createl Do We Want the Fundamental Laws to Change
With Every Wind That Blows Why Do We Want to
Change it,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10


uu agreement seas r,schpd NuUr-
these men was Nruiamiu Fran u.
ONE OF The greatest and Wns' tyr-a'
ucu of any u-y Who had seen muIr
ui the world than any of his coil
leagues &c. WHs thon of venerable
tpats about to close the last public
act OF Ions and useful ltfy The
constitution Nas laid upon the table
for signature. ANA many WUl hest
tatod Thu tuusliu with solemn
words which should apply tpdtt us
veil as Ibvu HIuso and -uid lh1t hn
had lived 90 JON. Time and bad often
hrcu obliged lo Dnur hl- opiiious
on mbitpIs where Hp wis once sir, Doe
was rrhi ful' no., Older ho lrov fhH
more apr Up was io doubt bits own
Judgment and r-uorI The Wdamcnts
oi uthpf HuI Thar De- hoped tha.
cteiN WpWIo. who siill had uhiocI ion
" Wld doubt o. Uttlp ul hi- own iuialli
mlu, AMI put his name 10 the tnstr'r
ucut
Sa tb, constitution $500. s.su.d uut
sent ,Ui Goo D. eut,- uf Ratification.
MA W.u DO vss fnunu thut %" "u"
eff Tho orru.5nr UNyuft. had ,uur"l,
prevailed tud That th, uua RESULT,
/ lust us u r.. Iu Sew Nrsi,u. was %
l,,mIiuuIsr .' conflicting We've Aud
then 1a Dor, th, IHtt,.uus ut .N.
trrw, Wow. which had mot bosom
ladput.d VtE,d butter uud Ntudi.IItD
war HaHust ite ratification l'r-"a''l
wuur rfU. uf uuIu,uu state irnl'us.
irs. accusations obi .utrupt sud -uis.
I t,r muuN.. ..r 1000 In,ok"d q" de-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10

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more elbow H''as' Vow lh' f1n'
farmer h'H paid % his unIit1.'H
tides W. nn automobile. uud l- colt
ms interest ou his money lonnrd H
SOM uodh else Nnt lNdl aIIh'' d''
MOI want an, laws to uDt.m .H.
iufVclus IfU ui the mu'' sH.. .. which
~ d. secured
The u"upi" of u''.I .'ii of r.
country dissatisfied v.'0 .hc gov d.
mcnt us b. WAS 90 one 'iW" md, '"1t
20 better ihcir condition N' dissU. 1t
The Union Ihc' believed ih'' were
iirhl aud prove 'H"u since ''
the hiEhost sacrifice tnai w' .au
make. during th. most tremendous
ClVh Wor u history. Nc''. ..."7s,
ibc survivors of HAT conllC. @ The
sons ui hose who focl, as . nov
take pan iu the sioricS OF ." puh-
lic and march proudlN undo ilhg'
know loo their hearts thut l'' ''1tcsi
blessing that ever happened .I iheif
own iuil south. thuuEh .U.. dis
sniScd ai the Tine. Nas 9TH. I,.eai OF
me cause Tor which th"' lrovcly
fought
Thus w" see that al'b" Ne may
be- earnest anu sincere .'d copahle
Ia our enthusiasm of 'H" -rraiest
deeds, 81 does not alNu'e uiluw that
the projects W. cnihuD. l.u the best
things TOT us aud ih' Nu. utm opih'
ions upon The greatest questions,
which seem io nos Im.U 1l" 81 con
tradlciion az TIE u"W'u. may tuih
out aftci all io Pee WRONG
Ana $50 b. D. W NrlH'ui intervals
that men arise Ni'I new discoveries
~ politics aud nov theories OF cover VI
mcnt, which irr 'H abolish al 'Nlla
ana usher To- an economic millennium
aud th"N demand ihclr immediate
adoption ds the uuI' proof OF honvslN
and Righteousness amohE h"n lh'l
are often sincere but ~ dos MOI tol
low. because ihr' Jtc 80, or "ec"uH''
they call themselves reIoith'is an"
progressive. INa' every lodl else rs
wrong. ana 'na' Iur people .hns' la''
right 100 ana march Under lheH Iah
hcis. lh new ana unlti'd pains WV"
on iahinr long Ahu pateh co"hS''
with each o.h'I and aWni'ihk me ~
sui q. tue souel second 'huNsh,' Nv,
q eoh-liui lon. ordained nN ou'S'l .'H
IN ON r'lint' moments. 'o '"su'" y"
IN These mom'n'ous au'''' We sun
u'ioi' m'ddllhS WIN we N'lN 'oluun
lions obi ON cover n'h''''. hIH' lnNuN,
ana an'd' 10y 'h'' '"''' Se'0"'
lhoush'
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i'u'lAl tuv'' l,''''h' '''u '"' S''V'"'
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10
AM1 ITHERS
G=DUTYSe

IL is the duty Of every cxpcctaut
mother io prepare her system laf o..
coming of her little one to avoid as
Ear as possible the suffering of su.r
occasions, and cnlcavor to ps.
through the crisis with her health
aud strength unimpaired. This he
may do through the use 81 Mothers
Friend, a remedy that has bccu I'D
long 10 use, and accomplished 80
much good, that it Is IN NO sense ar
experiment but a preparation which
always produces the best results. IL
~ for cVctnal applwation and so per-
etidiing IN It's nature as To thoroughly
luhliclic every Muscle. nerve andttn-
don involved during the period before
baby comes. Il aids nature by cx-
panliuG the skin aud Tissues. relieves
tenderness and soreness. aud perfectly
prepares the ~ stem for natural and
sale motherhood. Mothers Friend
has been used and endorsed hv thou.
sands OF mothers, and IT, use will
prove a comfort and benefit b. any
woman, IN need OF such a remedy.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10

AIMS much valuable information
BRADFitLD RtGtl AT0R CO., Atlanta. ga
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-10-10

Mother IS Friend
is sold at drug
stores Write for
frqe book for
cNpcctant moi h.
ers, which cen
The Press., 1911-10-18
THIRTY YEARS AGO.
October 20. 1881.
Items of local interest taken from the columns
 of The Press, thirty years ago.


 W. H. Oooley's new house on East Main street Is raised. Capt. Johnson Is the builder.
 Henry Vogel from New York has bought out Louis Helm B barber shop Vogel has worked oonsidera ble in the shop in past years. ...
 The present drouth has gone beyond any now remembered precedent in the inconveniences 1t occasions. Wells and springs are dry-never known to fail before All the mills, Foxville excepted, are running by steam.
 Names of scholars in primary de. partment, Foxville district, who have not been absent or tardy for five week. l: Mamie Allen, Edith Bissett, Edith ICushmap, Mabsl Miller, Florerc Parsons, Jessie Sidaway, Mabel Web ber. Eddie Marsdale, Frankie Malt dale, Clem Smith, Jamie Underwood Hattie Ell,thorpe, teacher.
 Born In Union, 18th, a daughtt T to Silas Newell.
 In Stafford Springs. 10th, a son to Elliot F. Denham
 Married --Ip Willington, 18th, at the residence of the brides mother, by Rev, o. w Potter, Edward Pearl of Mansfield and Mary B. Dawkins of WilLinRton.
The Press., 1911-10-18
EFFICIENCY
How Many Men Know How to f Keep It at Par.

Thousands, Jes tens of thousands of men, grow old 10 years too soon.
 , If you are a man and realize that your efficiencv is on the wane and that you are losing money and happiness in consequence, get 50 cant box ot MONA stoma h tablets to-day auc take two after or with each meal for three days; then take one with each meal regularly until you feel we Il and vigorous.
 MONA stomach tablets disinfeo tone up, restore elasticity to the stom ach and intestinal canal and end in digestion. They do more: they in crease the nutrition of the body and in case of nerve exhaustion, slsepless- ness, night sweats, bad dreams or any coondition that requires 8 restorative they act with astonishing rapidit. They can be found at Anders Jacob. sens and helpful druggists the world over.
The Press., 1911-10-18
TO THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
 4

for Holland County.
 1 hereby apply for Druggists License to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, Rhine wine and cider at No. - Main Street, town of Stafford. l agree not to sell spirituous and intoxica- ting liquors to be drunk on the premises I agree not to sell spiIituous and intoxi- eating liquors in quantities exceeding one gallon, except other than distilled liquors, and those in quantities not ex- ceeding five gallons; l agree to pay fifty dollars only for such license, and that 1t shall be revocable for misrepresentation if do not fulfill the foregoing agree ments.
 And I, on oath, do state that the busi- ness there to be carried on is one in which ] am engaged as proprietor, or as employee of the proprietor, and that l am licensed pharmacist.
 Dated at Stafford this 9th day of Octo- Der, A. b. 1911.
 FRANCIS fl. SpELMAN, Applicant
 We, the undersigned, are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the town of Stafford, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of Francis II. Spelman for license, and hereby certify that said applicant is q suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application.
 Dated at Stafford this 9th day of octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 Geo. l.. Depnis, A. l. Mitchell,
 David Robertson, R. $. Converse,
 Antoni Jacobsen.
 hereby certify that the above named signers and endorsers are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the town of Stafford.
 Dated at Stafford this 9th day of octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 MARCUS B. FISK, Town Clerk.
The Press., 1911-10-18
TO THE BOARD OF COUNTY CON-
 ..a.........-.. e.. ..II. ..l Ln..n.a.l..

missioners for Holland County.
 I hereby apply for a license to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, rhine wine and cider at The Mogle, Willington Avenue, Town ofStaf- ford. My place of business is not located within two hundred feet in direct line from any. church edifce or public or parochial school, or the premises per taining, thereto, or any post office, pulp lie d1Fgrk, ot cemetery.
 Dated at' Stafford this 9th day of Octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 FRANK k. MoGLE, Applicant.
 We, the undersigners, are electors and tasx,payerss owning real estate, of the Town of Stafford, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of Frank E. Mogle for license, and here by certify that said applicant is suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application.
 Dated at stafford this 9th day of octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 Robert Younghans, l.. $. Dennison.
 c. Bolieau, Jr., Fred Batz,
 Peter Hampston. hereby certify that the above-named signers and endorsers are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate in the town of Stafford. Dated at stafford this 9th day of octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 MARCUS B. FISK, Town Clerk.
The Press., 1911-10-18
Take Your Common Cold, SeriOu.Iy.

Common colds, severe and frequent, lay the foundation of chIonic diseased conditions of the nose and throat, and may develop into bronchitis, pneumonia and consumption. For all coughs and colds in children and in grown persons take Foley's Honey and Tar Compound promptly. After exposure, and when you feel cold coming on, take Foley's Honey and Tar Compound It checks and relieves. Use no substitutes. The genuine is in yellow package always.
The Press., 1911-10-18
TO THE COUNTY COMM ISSIONERs
 for Holland County.

for Holland County.
 1 hereby apply for a Druggist's License to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, rhine wine and cider at No. -- East Main Street Town of Staf- ford. 1 agree not to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors to be drunk on the premises agree not to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors in quantities ex- ceeding one gallon, except other than distilled liquors, and those in quantities not exceeding five gallons l agree to pay fifty dollars only for such license, and that it shall be revocable for mis- representation if do not fulfill the fore going agreements.
 And |, on oath, do state that the busi- ness there to be carried on is one in which am engaged as proprietor, or as employee of the proprietor, Eaton Drug Company, and that l am a licensed pharmacist.
 Dated at Stafford this 7th day of Octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 NOEL M. PEAsE, Applicant.
 We, the undersigned. are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the town of Stafford, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of Noel M. Pease for license, and hereby certify that said applicant is a suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application.
 7 Dated at Stafford this 9th day of Octo- Der, A! b. 1911.
 F. G. Sanford, Anthony Adams,
 John w. Schofeld, c. Bolieau, IT,, -- c. II. Meyers, Sr.
 hereby certify that the above named signers and endorsers are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate in the town of Stafford.
 Dated at Stafford this 9th day of octo- Der, A. D. 1911.
 MARCUS E. FISK, Town Clerk.
The Press., 1911-10-18
&1OO REWARD. @1OO.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all it's stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the med ical fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment Halls Catafrh Cure is taken internally. acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing it's work. The proprietorS have so much faith In ita curative powers that they Oner One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
 Address F. J. CHENEY & CO.,, Toledo, o.
 Sold by all Druggists, 76c
 Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
The Press., 1911-10-18
One Thino Suro.

"My wife went to town today to get good plain cook"
 "Did she get one?" "I don't know whether she's a good one yet. but she's plain. all right."- Baltimore American.
The Press., 1911-10-18
ITO THE BOARD OF COUNTY COM missioners for Holland Gounty


 missioners for Holland County,
 I hereby apply for a license to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, rhine wine and cider at No. 10 East Main Street. town of stafford. My place of business is not located with in two hundred feet in a direct line from any church edtice or public or parochial school, or the premises pertaining there to, or any public library, or cemetery, but is within 200 feet of post office. Dated at Stafford this 4th day of 0cto- Der, A. D. 1911.
 MICHAEL II. MCCARTHY, Applicant. We, the undersigned, are electors and tax payers, owning real estate, Of the town of Stafford, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of Michael sH. Mccarthy for license, and hereby certify that said applicant is suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application.
 Dated at Stafford this 9th day Of Octo. ber, A. D. 1911.
 C. Bolieau, Jr,, l.. $. Dennison,
 o. T. Jewett, Anthony Adams,
 Joseph Levine. q l hereby certify that the above-named signers and endOrsers are electors and tax payers, owning real estate in the town of Stafford.
 Dated at Stafford this 9th day of Octo- Der, A. D. 1911. ,,, MARCUS B. FISK, Town Clerk.
The Press., 1911-10-18
Xnnnoun nnpn.

'1 haven't recently heard you ex. Rressing the hope that your rich old uncle might shuttle off."
 ''No. He married young woman not long ago, and I'm busy hoping he may live orever."-Chicago Record. Herald.
The Press., 1911-10-18

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing. while others judge us by what we have already done LOngfellow.
The Press., 1911-10-18
Continued on page sl
rakInn hIm un.

Policeman You've been begging. Now, you just accompany me. Organ Grindpr With pleasure. sir. What cong would you ilkeT-Pele Mele.
The Press., 1911-10-18

In case of sudden illness the quick est way of reaching the physician Is by telephone. Have you telephone in your home? If not, why not?
The Press., 1911-10-18
A HOu,ehOld Medicine that Gives COufideuce

Is Foley's Honey and Tar Compound Mrs. T. J. Adams, 522 No. Kansas Ave-, Columbus, Kas., writes: For number of years my children have been subject to coughs and colds. 1 got some of Foley E Honey and Tar Compound, and have found that 1t cured thetr coughs and colds in very short time, so keep 1t in the house all the time."
The Press., 1911-10-18
Not to Re Expected.

'Pshaw" exclaimed the professor to the student who was rehearsing his Latin oration. "You are too solemn. There's no life in your speaking"
 "Of course not" responded the stu dent, lively enough. "You don't expect it in a dead language, do youW
 Itching bleeding, protruding or blind piles yield 10 Doan's Ointment. Chron- ic cases soon relieved, finally cured. Druggists all sell it.
The Press., 1911-10-18
Miqht Be Worse.

Mortified Mother-I just this minute saw Mir Nicefellow's arm around your waist. Ifs perfectly awful. Repent. ant Daughter-Y -e-s. mother. but fl would be a great deal more awful tn see his arm around some other girls waist
The Press., 1911-10-18

TLilty years ago the t, Iephone was an experiment.. To-day it is 8 neces- sity.