The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-05-19

Maybe tne VIM IL go down when
the grass seed comes up.
Or when the war comes to an end
Yes, BY That Time Surel
Or when we get rid of that cold
We see by the paper that there are
100 new books in the library, but we
can't find one of them In the bunch
that tells about the wind or the grass
seed or colds. What do we have
library for, anyhow?
The supreme court has determined
that oil and water won't mix.
Is 1t sign of laziness II you never
have had any ambition to keep COW?
Then we confess ennui
caused by the Standard Oil decision,
cause you to lose any sleep? Here
either, Pete.
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Know 1t all, II you can, but don't try
to tell 1t all.
Denying 1t doesn't amount to much
as evidence.
man can be smart and not plead
his own case very we'll
If you are drawing wages you don't
earn, your rainy day isn't far off.
No restaurant ever made a success
by serving oleo and paper napkins.
When man begins to look into the
future he sees so much that isn't there.
What has become of the old fash
Toned boy who carved a picture on his
slate?
Fortunately, it isn't easy to con-
vince sick man that he isn't going
to recover If he isn't.
When your curiosity runs away with
you, that isn't a sign it is going to
find what it is after.
Some men are such good mixers
that it is hard for them to get any
useful work done.
A boy doesn't mind chapped hands
10 60, @n 4,
them less frequently.
Fewer farmers who favor the sin
gle tax idea, now believe the automo-
bile ought to pay it all
A garden spot won't do much to re-
duce your living expenses unless you
cultivate it good deal.
You can't make fair guess by the
way widow carries on" how long
her grief is going to last
Our idea of a cheerful person is one
who can be greatly pleased by win.
ming game of solitaire.
Revenge may be sweet, but it is
another of those sweets that impair
the digestion good deal.
An incubator chicken doesn't mind
being an orphan, never having had a
taste of maternal affection.
1t might be well to bear in mind
that sick person appreciates flowers
more than dead one does.
Remember that there are various
ways of emphasizing your remarks
without swearing about them.
Parties are important to politicians
and society girls, but other people
shouldn't take them seriously.
You needn't worry much about the
trusts grinding you down if you help
yourself up as much as you can.
Love isn't so blind that it hasn't
been known to shift it's course when a
| better looking woman beckoned.
Our notion of extreme laziness is
| carried out by any reasonably healthy
| person who eats breakfast in bed.
Before telling your troubles to your
friend, remember that he probably has
enough of his own to keep him busy.
Men can't all understand women,
| but there continue to be a fair num-
Der of bachelors who are never caught.
Every boy regrets that in the course
of events, so many good dogs are spoil
ed by having women for their owners.
Considering the kind of hats they
| wear, women go to too much trouble
| to protect them when caught out in
| the rain.
Try to save enough money so you
won't have to go back to the bush
leagues when you begin to get old and
worn out.
| Friends may be divided into two
| classes, but those who stay with YOU
| until you begin to need them form the