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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

Brinsmade and the Churchs Ferry
teams was won by Brinsmade by a
score of 8 to 2.
The automobile race was won by G.
G. Candee with his Ford Car. There
was also an attractive programme of
horse, foot and bicycle races and the
celebration was brought to a close by
magnificent display of fire works.
Cor. L.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07
GIRLS LEG BADLY TORN.
Giant Fire Cracker Seriously Injured
LittIo Girl at Minot.

Minot, NJ D., July Two Greeks
were celebrating the nations birthday
BY shooting giant crackers, when a
little girl happened to pass their way.
They did not see her in time to pre-
vent the explosion of one of the dan
gerous noisemakers so close to her
that the calf of her leg was badly torn.
Deputy Sheriff Dan Doughety was
near the scene Of the accident and he
at once ran down and took into Gus
tody the offending Greeks. AS the
matter was entirely accidental thew
were released upon the payment Of
the doctors bill.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07
FRACTURED SKULL.
Four Year Old Child Received Kick
In Forehead.

Flasher, N. D.. July 1.-THE little
4-year-old son OF Mr.. and Mrs. Ignace
Gross, living near Raleigh, met with
quite serious accident. The little fell
low was kicked by horse, the kick
taking effect in the forehead and
smashing the skull DIR. Spielman was
called who removed large piece of the
skull and dressed the little fellows
injuries and now he is reported as get
tine along nicely.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

Carload lots specIarry. correspond.
ence given prompt attention. Fargo
Iron Metal Co. Faro. N. D.
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64- Two Massachusetts, judges are
doing what they can to offset the suf-
fragette movement and uphold the
supremacy Of the male human being.
one decided that fellow had a right
to get drunk on his birthday-and an
other held that man had a right to
come home at any hour and demand
that meals should be cooked.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

IA 1t is claimed that the diminish
ing obliquity of the earth's axis" is ac-
countable for increased temperatures.
Most people are willing to believe al
most anything-in this connection,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

s1- Even If North Dakota had a
state song some people would-at GER
tain times-continue to sing: "Good
old ale, drink her down."
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

tfS' King George Is not permitted to
write letters to any one outside his
family circle. That should make Mary
rest easier. .---...
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07
CROP CONDITIONS.

North Dakota will raise a great
grain crop in 1911-although IL will
not be OF bumper variety-take the
state as a whole. While the condi-
tons in many parts Of the state are
ideal-there are sections which have
already suffered irreparable losses and
others which will only be relieved by
immediate rains.
There Is a strip of country along the
southern boundary line Of the state
from Dickey county beyond Adams
that has been hit badly by the drought
and heat-which extended over from
parched South Dakota.
This ran into the state at different
points and to various lengths. Parts
of Dickey county have splendid crops
while other sections are damaged to
most serious extent. This strip
went up into southern LaMoure.
Along both sides of the Missouri in
the southern part of the state damage
was done and there are very conflict
ing rumors as to its degree and ex-
tent.
The entire eastern half, the extreme
western half and the northern part of
the state have almost ideal conditions
at present. There is a great deal of
fine grain elsewhere.
The crucial stage of the crop is now
approaching and the next three weeks
will be a very serious time for the
spring wheat crop.
Winter wheat is ripenlng rapidly
and seems safe. Winter rye is ready
for the harvest and appears to be a
good crop.
Cool weather with some moisture
not too much-will mean a great
yield Of spring wheat Corn is look
ing fine and growing rapidly. Flax
could not be improved upon.
The potato crop is a large one de-
spite the black bug scare-and all
kinds Of vegetables are growing in the
greatest profusion.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

sH Alderman Peterson is giving
some of the other residents of the first
ward a practical Illustration of clean
ing up.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

ls8' 1t pays to know how to write. A
letter written by Martin Luther re-
Gently sold for $4,000.
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IA There Is a growing conviction
that the jury system-especiallv that
part requiring unanimity--is obsolete.
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JUG ana Firth street north, Fargo, N. u.
subscription So The Fargo Forum AMI
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Address all communications TO The Forum
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ES 'Inclemency of the weather" has
to answer for many things.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-07-07

Az That vice presidential boomlet
of Governor Burke appears to be sag
ging in the middle.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06

last Sunday and Monday guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Knapp in st.
Johnsbury.
Calvin Brentwood and Frank Has
tings have finished their new cot
tage at Miles Pond and it is now
occupied by Mr.. and Mrs. Hastings
of st. Johnsbury.
Judge Wallace took a carriage
drive to Kirby last Sunday where he
was guest of his daughter, Mrs.
Hutchinson.
Mrs. Roscoe Sanders of Lakeport,
N. H., is visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. w. H. Webb, and sister,
Mrs. B. Montgomery.
Miss Izalee Sanborn has returned
from few weeks visit with friends
in Laconia, n. H
Miss Marion Ramsey and Miss
Kate Carleton of Wells River were
guests of Mrs. Stella Folsom at Red
Wing camp the past week. Both
young ladies are trained nurses,
being graduates of Brightlook hospi-
tai.
The Lady Maccabees will give a
social dance at Folsom's hall Friday
evening.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
NORTH MONROE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace Remich took
an automobile ride to the Mountains
Saturday in company with Mr.. and
Mrs Ira A1bee of Barnet.
Miss Victoria Goss is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Remich for few weeks.
Miss Butson is boarding at War
rem Blair's this fall term of school.
Miss Nellie Emery returned Mon
day from Lyndonville where she has
been spending q few days with
friends.
Little Wendell Roy of East Bar
net is stopping few days with his
aunt, Mrs. Kate Harding.
Miss Dorothy Nelson and Philip
and Miss Nellie Emery and Ruby
Beattie returned to school in Nc
Indoes Tuesday.
Miss Lottie Hill of ST. Johnsbury
will return to teach at the Plain
and will board with her sister, Mrs.
Maurice Carter.
Mrs. A. D. Hood of Topsham has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. E. c.
Emery.
Miss Florence Jellison was at SG.
Johnsbury visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. r. S. Beattie and daughter,
Ruby, spent Monday in ST. Johns
bury.
Mrs. Oscar Schoff is very poorly.
Mrs. Henry Nelson entertained
Mrs. Sadie Lang of East Burke Sat
urday also Miss Nellie Emery and
other friends
Henry Jellison is hole from Wat
erford few days.
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of F. T. Porter Tuesday, Sept. II
from ten o'clock in the forenoon un-
til four o'clock in the afternoon.
for the purpose of receiving taxes.
The 80 days expire with Sept. IA.
Willoughby Valley Pomona
Grange is to meet at Newark Thurs
day, Sept. z, at 10 O'Clock, a. m. All
members should make an effort to
attend. The next Grange meeting
is to be Saturday evening of this
week.
Services at the church were re-
sumed Sunday, the inside having
been frightened up with paint, var
nish, new carpet laid, so that it is
now in No. 1 condition.
Mrs. B. D. Rugg1es having re-
moved to West Burke has resigned
her position as the superintendent
of the Sunday school at the Free
Baptist church and Miss Ethel Chap
man has been chosen by the school
to I'LL her place.
Miss Fanny Hastings visited
friends in Westmore Saturday and
Sunday before going to her school
work at Barre.
Mrs. w. A. Densmore of Lyndon
vile visited her niece, Miss F. D.
Hastings one day last week.
Miss E. H. Blake of St. Johnsbury
spent several days at her brothers
last week.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
EAST CONCORD.

Frank C. Grant of Los Angeles,
Cal, is in the place visiting his
many friends.
Mrs. Alice Cody Smith has re-
turned to Portland, Me-, to resume
teaching. This is Mrs. Smiths third
year in Portland, where she has a
teachers life certificate.
T. Elgerson spent Sunday in
Whitefeld a guest of his brother,
B. E. Elgetson.
Among those visiting ST. Johns
bury the past week were: Mrs. Fred
Rogers, Mrs. Wesley Smith, Mrs. G..
R. Crosby, Mrs. J. C. Mcdonald,
Mr.. and Mrs. D. C. Isham, Mrs.
Mary Cooley and Mrs. Alice Smith
Ray Smith and Mayo Higgins are
at work in the Fairbanks scale shops
in ST. Johnsbury.
Mrs. Ray Smith and three child
rem are guests of Mrs. Smiths par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Fellows.
Dana Brown of Concord, N. H.,
has employment with the Parks Pa
per Mill Co. at Fitzdale.
Thomas Damon, who has been
quite i'll is now able to make his
usual trips on his meat cart.
Master Robbie Grant boasts of
two Rhode Island red pullets that
came April 1 and commenced laying
Aug. 3. One of them which has
laid Is eggs is now trying to set.
Miss Rosetta Thomas has returned
from Boston where she has been
visiting relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs D. c. Isham and
daughter, Marjorie, Frank G.. Grant
and Mrs. J. G. Mcdonald recently
took carriage drive to Miles Pond
where they visited Mrs. Stella Fol
som at Red Wing camp.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Carnie OF
Kirby were at John McDonald's last
| Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Folsom spent
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Samuel Richardson spent Sunday
at his home.
Jessie McGill is at home to spend
her vacation.
Mildred Harvey has been spending
week with her aunt, Mrs. Ida
Moore at Fairlee.
Work is progressing on the new
block.
Elva Randall visited at Charles
Harvey's Saturday.
Annie Shonyo and son, Howard,
from Lyndonville and Mrs. Oscar
Fraser and daughter, Mabel, from
Monroe, and Mrs. Maud Casey from
Gloucester, Mass, and Lottie En-
mons from st. Johnsbury were visit
ors at C. Dickinson's last week.
The lecture by Mr.. Frye last
Thursday evening was well attend
ed and very much enjoyed.
Murray Lindsay visited at his
home here Sunday.
George Richardson, Edward Wilds,
Fred Quimby and Henry Atwood at
tended milkmen's meeting at St.
Johnsbury, Saturday.
Nelson Rash and family and Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Bandy, and Mrs.
Perreau from Boston were guests at
Fred Lindsay's Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvah Blandin Wis
tied her brother, Horace CAMEL, at
Brightlook hospital Monday.
Miles Nelson spent last week with
friends in Springfield, Mass, and
Hartland.
William Lindsay, who has been
visiting his sister, Mrs. Mary judi
kins returned home Saturday.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
BARNET.
Several Houses Damaged By Heavy
Blasts.

Last Friday Mr.. Fulford, who has
charge of the blasting in the high
way near Mr. Gadley's place dis
charged 20 charges of dynamite at
the same time. The shock was so
great that windows were broken in
the nearby houses.
Wilbur Dawson and family who
have been spending their vacation at
Bert GilfIlan's returned, to their
home in Brighton, Mass, Friday.
Jim Simms had shock last ri
day morning and Mrs. Willis Cough
suffered one last Monday
Miss Virginia Eliot who has been
visiting in Rumney, N. H., returned
home last week.
About Is young people had a corn
roast on the meadow last Wednesday
night.
Don Judkins has purchased a new
automobile of Hamilton Stewart,
Calvin Whitehill having bought Mr..
Judkins'
Calvin Whitehil1 has resigned his
position in the creamery.
Miss Belle Parker has gone to
Johnson to attend the normal
school.
Miss Abbie Hall is teaching school
in the County and Miss Charlotte
Dow in Monroe again
Mr.. and Mrs. Chester. Somers and
Emily spent Wednesday in ST.
Johnsbury.
Misses Ruth and Florence Wilder
and Mildred Hall went to ST. Johns
bury to school Monday.
Miss Margaret Harvey was married
last week to Nona1 Wood of Rye
gate.
At the Christian Endeavor meet
ing last Saturday Miss Edith Wallace
and Mrs. L. E. Gilfillan were chosen
delegates to the C. E.. convention in
Newbury
Mrs Annie Gillian is confined to
the house by illness.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
WEST DANVILLE.

Mrs. Armstrong of st. Johnsbury
spent Sunday with Mrs. Emory Cliff
ford.
Clayton harrington visited his
parents at Passumpsic Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwards of Peach
am visited at George Giles Sunday.
John Elphstone of Hardwick has
moved into the tenement over the
store.
The Ladies' Aid will meet with
Mrs. Oliver McCosco Thursday, Sept
Miss Maude McCosco went to Hyde
Park Saturday where she will teach
this fall.
Wayne Emery went to East Burke
Monday where he will teach this
fall term.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grover Perkins spent
Sunday at Herbert Heath's of Cabot.
Miss Mary Fourier has been Wis
iting in Greensboro.
(Intended for last week.
Hollis Way has sold his house to
Mr.. Dryer of Burke.
Mrs. William Brooks and daugh-
ter of Littleton are visiting her hus>
band here.
School commenced Monday with
Mrs. Clifford and Miss May Wilson,
I0c1CuSIS. MISS AuHd DFlCh0tL C0dCn-
es at East Cabot; Hattie Goss at
Walden Heights; Miss Vera at Aver
Center; Edna Aver at Morrill, and
Mrs. Carl Woods at Danville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Brickett and
children who have been visiting his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Brickett,
returned to their home Saturday at
Brookline, Mass.
Mrs. Emory Clifford spent Sat
urday at ST. Johnsbury.
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WALDEN.

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RYEGATE.
Some improvements Being Made at
the Cemetery-PersOna


The adjourned meeting of the GEM
etery commissioners was held on
Friday at the town clerks office.
Owing to the long illness of w. T.
Nolan it was decided to elect new
secretary and treasurer and G.. l..
Adams was chosen for the place. Mr.
Nolan and family intend to greatly
improve the cemetery now owned by
them at the farm. Henry Bell of
McIndoes is to have charge of the
work. Some of the public spirited
people at the farm propose to COM
tinue the grading which Mr. Gamer
on so generously began. If this is
done the Dlue Mountain cemetery
will be credit to the town.
Miss Guild of South Ryegate Wis
tied friends in the village short
time ago.
Mrs. Varnum of Detroit, Mich,
called on former friends during the
week past.
Leslie Nolan has been engaged
to teach in school near Montpelier.
The Baraca class with number of
their friends climbed Mt. Moosi-
lauke on Wednesday returning the
same day.
Mrs. Harry Joliff and son, Merle,
are at Mrs. Wilson's at East Rye
gate for a two weeks stay.
Raleigh Nelson spent a week at
the home of his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. H. Nelson.
Mr. and Mrs F. H. White and Mr.
and Mrs. J. A Nolan attended the
Scotch picnic on Monday at Groton
Pond.
Mrs. c. F. smith, Mr.. and Mrs
Wesson Sargent and others attend
ed the Pomona Grange at Newbury
Center Friday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Goodfellow and their
daughter, Mrs. Williams. and her
children are visiting at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Nelson.
Miss Lillian Eliason will teach the
village school the coming term.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
GRANNY.
Intended for last week


Mrs. W. M Shores met with
quite serious accident one day last
week. She was going to Gallup S
Corner and as she went to step into
the wagon the horse started, throw
ing her backwards, out of the wag-
on on a pile of rocks, breaking two
ribs and cutting her neck and face
quite badly. She is better at this
writing.
G. w. Shores fell from a load of
hay recently injuring him quite bad
ly.
County Warden Rich of Averill
and Deputy Warden Lund went in
on Paul stream and arrested man
for illegal fishing, taking him to Is
land Pond, where he was fined $40
and costs, amounting to $12
The Wilson's have a new noun
ment set up in the cemetery for the
late M. A. Wilson.
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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
SUTTON.
Death of Mrs. Charles Aldrich-
Grange to Hold a Fair.

Grange 10 HOLD q FAIR.
Mrs. Charles Aldrich who was
referred to last week as going to
the hospital, died there Tuesday,
August 20 after the operation Sat
urday the 18th. 1t was found after
a tumor was removed there was a
cancer in advanced stage and there
was no help for her. The body was
brought home Wednesday noon and
the funeral was held at the church
Friday afternoon. There was a large
attendance, the pastor Of the church
officiating. The Rebekah Lodge and
the Grange attended in a body, she
being a member of each order. The
Rebekah Lodge conducted their SER
vice at the grave. This leaves Mr..
AIdrich alone as they buried their
daughter nearly three years ago.
Mrs. Aldrich leaves beside her hus-
band, her mother Mrs. Corydon
Parker, Mrs. Aldrich being all the
child she had. She also leaves other
distant relatives some of whom
were present at the funeral. Mrs.
Aldrich was regarded highly by a
large acquaintance and was good
neighbor. There was a profusion
of flowers at the funeral contributed
by the two orders named and other
friends all showing their regard for
the one gone and those she left.
: Among those present at the funeral
from out of town were John Noyes
and Charles Whitcher of Woodsville,
N H.; Mrs. Addie Hatch, Henry
Quimby and Horace Morrison, Hav-
erhiH, N. H.; Enos Thayer, Mere
dith, N. H.; Mr.. and Mrs. Perley
Aver, Passumpsic; Fred and Max
Doe, South Ryegate; Mrs. Mabel
A11i
by, Pompanoosuc; Arthur Foster,
Lisbon, N. H.; Mrs. H. c. Mitchell
and Florence Holtham, Sheffield;
Mrs. Reece, Newport, and Mrs. Ad-
ans, Barton.
The Grange are making plans for
a fair at their hall in the near flu
ture and it is hoped all will take
hold and make it success.
Mrs. o. E. Harris visited her son,
Theodore, at Lyndon Center recent
ly.
Miss Grace Davis has returned to
her school for the next term at
Campton, N. H.
Gordon Davis has gone to his
school for the next term at Goss
Hollow in St. Johnsbury.
Mrs. Olivia Whipple and daugh-
ter, Hattie, left for their home at
Southern Pines, N. c. Monday
morning. They are to make some
visits on the way but expect to reach
home in about ten days.
Miss Fanny Hastings returns to
her school at Barre Monday, the
term to commence Tuesday of the
present week.
The Ladies' Aid will meet at their
hall, Thursday evening. There will
be supper and exercises as usual.
Mr.. Greeley, Mrs. Chambers
father, who has been at the parson-
age for some weeks, left for his
home at Waterbury Center Monday
morning.
Rev. J. D. Waldron held service at
the Union House Sunday. There will
be no services there next Sunday on
account of the yearly meeting at
Lyndon Center Mr.. Waldron will
preach there again Sunday, Sept.
II.
The monthly conference of the
Free Baptist church and annual
meeting will be held Wednesday of
the present week at two o'clock.
Mr.. Chambers father, who has
spent the summer at the parsonage,
has returned to his home at Enfield,
N. H.
ter, Ruth Eastman, who have been
here for several weeks, have gone
to their home at Southern Pines, N.
G.
H. A. Blake will be at the store
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Meetings are expected to continue
every evening in the week except
Monday and Saturday. Next Sunday
the morning service will be held at
South Walden with the afternoon
and evening service here.
Clarence Stevens and Stella Will
son have returned to their school
work at Peacham Academy.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
A Nurse from Claremont

Miss L. s. Hodley says: :.Hilrs
Pile Pomade entirely cured her. She
recommends it to all sufferers. You
can get it at C. C. Bingham's and
Frank Landry's.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06
Before You Reach the Limit

of physical endurance and while
your condition is still durable, take
Foley Kidney Pills. Their quick
action and positive results will de-
light you. For backache, nervous
ness, rheumatism, and all kidney,
bladder and urinary troubles. G. c.
Bingham.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1911-09-06

Mrs W. e. Newton and children
who have been spending their va
cation at N. J. Kingsbury's, return
ed to their home in East Hampton,
Conn, Friday.
Artie Meader of Whitinsvil1e,
Mass, visited his father last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Gould of
Brockton, Mass, are staying with
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Shaw at their
cottage at Joe's Pond.
Rev. S. K. Emurian, the evan
gelist, began work here Sunday with
a good attendance at both services.
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ACCORDING TO SAMMY

Pop took me down town to get me .
moo pare OF shoes this aftirnoon. VILE
the man was trying them avn me,
sed, Pop, wy Is russit Shoes yello in
sted OF black.
How you must love the sound Of yure
own voice, sed pop. Yuve asked moar
foolish kwestshuns in / hour than a
lunatick Good anser in a weak, he sed
Now let that be the last.
Pop, I sed, vile the man was rapping
up my old Shoes. II we wawked out OF
the stoar now without paying the man
do you think he Good ketch US II we
both ran like enything.
That's Enuff
Now that's enuff, sed pop very loud.
That's enuff. / don't want you to speek
to me agen about enythlng until we get
hoam, do you heer.
Yes sir, 1 sed.
Then we got up to go out Of the stoar
and thare was a funny noize. and pop
looked erround and thare was a big
male sticking up out Of the seat he had
bin sitting avn.
almost tore my trowsirs that time,
sed pop.
It wasent mutch use Of him saying he
almost tore his trowsirs, bekaus he did
tare them, evin If he didn't no It. Awl
down leg thare was crate big tare,
showing awl wife inside. W1ch was wat
pop had avn undirneeth. But I dident
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say enything. avn skkount Of pop say
ing not to speek to him about enything.
Wen we got out In the streat peepii
startid to tern erround and lam, wich I
don't blame them, bekaus wood to II
saw a man with his trowsirs tore
awl the way down in back and he
dident no IT,
Wat are those fools terning erround
and laffing at. sed pop, but I dident
say enything. avn akkount OF wat he
sed.
The moar we wawked the moar peepil
termed erround and laffed. and aftir a
vile pop sed. Confound 1t. believe
they are laffing at me, and wen he
CAIN to a stoar window, ware he Good
see himself In the glass he looked and
saw the big tare.
Wares a Kab
Holy smoakss, he sed. wares a kah.
And we rode hoam in a kab, and peepil
sed, Ha ha ha wen We got into 1t, and
! dident say enything awl the way
hoam.
But wen we got in the house. sed.
Pop. / Good of told you about yure
; trowsirs in the stoar. ony you told me
not 70 speak to you until we got hoam.
II 1t hadent Of bin for ma telling
pop 1t served him right and 1 was ony
doing wat he told me to do. pop wood
Of dun sumthing I woodent Of liked.