The Washington times., 1911-01-27
.BALDHEAD MANS
PRAISES SOUNDED
Women's Club In Nebraska
Passes Resolutions on
His Worth.
BY DOROTHY DIX.

VF the ancient superstition that women
are incapable Of taking a large.
i broad and philosophic view of
things needed any further refuta-
lon. 1t would be found in the action
which has recently been taken by the
Ell (Neb) Associated Women's Clubs.
IN the course Of their flight into the
realms OF pure esthetics, this august
Dooy OF Intelligent ladies has grappled
WIN the problem of the man whose
head resembles a billiard ball, and the
sense OF the meeting was set forth in
the Following resolution, which was
unanimously adopted:
RESOLVED, That when a man becomes
6ald' In the opinion of the sensible mem-
than he did when a Iuxurious gro, RI Of
halr covered his crown. Intelligent wo-
men, especially those of the Eli Wo-
mems Club, look upon baldheaded men
as being thoughtful and kind, trust
worthy and confiding; past the follies
ana fr1Vonties of youth; usually success
full and men of property; not given to
running around nights, and, moreover,
the baldhead looks so clean, white and
pretty that one could kiss it without q
feeling Of disgust"
Bunch of Portias
Come to Judgment.
0oL LAotCh " please. A POrIla.
say, whole bunch of Portias, come to
judgment.
Doesn't that give a solor plexus blow
to the theory that only man is logical
enough to rise to the height where he
can give a calm and passionIess verdict
upon abstract merit? Can anybody i'm
aglne mans club paying this deserved
tribute to baldheaded women? Or any
man ever even thinking in the depths Of
his secret soul, how nice and kissable
was the clean white spot on the top OF
woman's head?
nation falters before such a stupendous
task, for man IS drawn by a single hair,
and woe betide the luckless lady who is
destitute of htrsute ornaments. Her
name Is Anathema, though she possess
ed every virtue under the sun, and had
not a Marcelled pompadour and a
bunch of Empire puffs and curls beside
1t is because men would have Moth
Ing to say to the hairless lady that
women spend their substance for riot
Gus waves, and puffs, and switches, and
braids, and transformations, and bur-
den down their heads with hot, head
achy, pulling and uncomfortable mass
not to say mess, that Is expensive, un-
hygienic, and repulsive to the women
themselves. But what can you do?
The poor dears are not to blame. It's
all the fault Of men who cannot, like
the Eli, Neb, Women's Club, appreci-
ate the beauty of a nice, shiny pate
Women Always Show
Liberality of Opinion.
In good truth nothing really shows
how much more liberal in their opin-
ions, how much more discerning In
their judgments, how much more truly
appreciative Of real worth women are
than men than just this thing of the
different points of view of the sexes
in regard to baldheads. The fact that
a mans head is as free of all growth
as an alkaH desert does not cut the
slightest ice where women are con-
cerned. If the man is Intelligent and
agreeable, refined and courteous, he Is
eagerly sought for in society. He Is
overwhelmed with invitations to din
ners. He may dance all night with the
prettiest girl at balls, and marry
whomsoever he chooses.
But fancy woman in similar pre-
dicament, a woman with a head like
an ostrich egg. She might possess
the concentrated extract OF every vir-
tue and every grace on earth, but
would any hostess dare to ask a man
to take her into dinner, would any
man ever ask her to dance with him.
would any man importune her to marry
him, unless she first concealed her
badness under a wig that made her
look like one of the Seven Sutherland
Sisters?
CTo be concluded tomorow.)