The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1911-06-09
by THE EARLY
CANDLE LIGHT.
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Not many fools have money to part
with. Atchison Globe.
A jackpot senator is a ''c1ip' repre-
sentative.- Memphis Commercial-Ap-
peal.
The more worthless a man Is the
more fish he can catch-Albany
Journal
The country is waiting to see Presi-
dent Taft put his foot down on the
senate. He wears No. IL, double E
shoe. Cleveland Leader.
Isn't it a pity that the sweet girl
graduate must discover that life is
not all flowers. bonbons and congratu-
lations Atlanta Georgian.
EIetty Green has sold million dol
lars worth Of her Chicago real estate.
It is pretty hard to dodge taxes on
real estate.-Rochester Herald.
"Tp be happy" says a philosopher,
"liye just little within your income"
This is TO say. about enc day in the
month. louisville Courier-Journal.
The democratic party has got so big
it doesn't have TO eat out OF any mans
hand. 1t doesn't have to go to men.
Men are coming to Wilmington On.
c. Star.
A school of smiling for girls has
been opened In Boston. But is it
needed during the season OF ice cream
and weddings p Pittsburg Gazette
Times.
Pausing only TO note that automo-
bile racing is regarded about as much
Of sporting proposition as boat
rocking contest. we go on to swat the
ily. Pit;sburg Sun.
With five-column editorial on Gov
ernor Wilson, it is evident that Editor
Josephus Daniels has stopped crying,
for old Bill Bryan. under the gamde-
boo. - Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch.
Al Durlach. Germany, a concert was
recently given in lions den, and the
great beasts seemed to enjoy II. Still
one would rather be on the outside OF
the cage and be content with look
Memphis News.
The kaiser of Germany has con-
ferred upon Adolphus Busch, the
noted St Louis brewer, the Order OF
the Red Eagle Mr.. Busch makes good
beer for those who like the beverage,
and in his line has distinguished him
Memphis Scimitar.
Mayor Reyburn certainly has the
laugh on those who thought his nomi-
nation OF Reybnrn, Jr.. for congress
was a joke. An 1000 majority was
a very Substantial jest on the other
fellow, If not, indeed, ON the yoters.-
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Cg' vest another feminine Jury has
disagreed. All were unmarried and
The defendant was on trial for breach
OF promise Possibly they considered
ne ought to be given another chance,
as they lived in the same town.
Charleston News nd,Courier.
On July / Chicago will come under
the control Of a law which provides
punishment for the chauffeur who
cuts out the muller. This is unrea-
sonaDle restraint OF trade. What's the
use Of a motor car that won't snort,
pun. wheeze. shake and drip oil?-St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
Another American admiral has
made bad break abroad-Admiral
Bedger, toasting the German navy at
a reception In Copenhagen. II might
be good idsa 10 introduce a course
in common sense az Annapolis along
with the other subjects taught.-san
Francisco Chronicle.
During the progress OF a thunder
storm near 81 Louis a physician who
was resting under a tree was COM
pleieiy denlded BY the lightning
though IN nowise hurt. Next thing,
out IN Missouri they will have ligiN
ming that viii not only dennde 4 man
but help him on with his pajamss and
geatly pillow his head on the downy
couch Of dreams.- Baltimore Sun.