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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30
ST. LOUIS COLLEGE BASEBALL TEAM =
LASTlC CHAMP IONS OF 1911.
STICK AND field WORK OF KAMS

baseball Kameama by all the but especially
4.
the
which
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30

The latter part of next week and the
FIRST OF the following one there win no
lots doing in sporting circles here, A
hftcen-round go, mOnoplanc lights,
horse and motor cycle racing, aud the
Waialua cruise OF the yacht club, will
give all the fans something TO think
about.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30
Persian
Nerve Essence
WILL CURE YOU
snd we will
PROVE It'll
or Refund The Money.

To the man who has gone to pieces"
who suffers from break down of his
physical or mental vigor, who has wasted
his vitality in youth through ignorance
OF the laws of nature, to the sixty out of
every hundred men who have either al
ready made or will make tragedy of
marriage, we offer Persian Nerve Essence
on the following
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30
ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE

IL full course treatment of six boxes of
Persian Nerve Essence is taken and the simple
directions given are followed out and Il does
not make permanent cure, we will refund
the full purchase price.
Try one box OF these wonderful little oriental
tablets and see the marked benefit you will re.
ceiye, then take the full course treatment and
be permanently cured. They contain no mer.
curry or other injurious drugs. They will
cure all nervous diseases. secplessness, failing
memory, brain fag incapaeity for study or
business, premature decay, exhausted vitality
and all troubles caused by oyeTwork and dis
sipaton.
Persian Nerve Essence has brought happiness
into thousands Of homes and made marriage
possible to men who have tried hundreds of
other remedies without benefit
:, The risk Is not yours. The .proprieiors, The
York, ~. V, u, $. A., will refund the money
u they do not cure Give them a good fair
trial, don't delay any longer. commence now
to'day-and be . well man. You eau obtain
the preparation from
THE BROWN EXPORT CO.,
95.97 Liberty St., New York, U. \. A.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30
Pacific Coast League.
% 3: .;

II Frankie Burns, the pride Of oak
land" defeats "A Wolgust In their 20
round contest for the championship Of
the world nj the 3Ighlh street arena
on the afternoon pf May ~ Dave Cock
rrll uf Oakland, one NJ his udmrrrs,
win present him win an automobile.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30
ELECTRIC CABINET BATHS WITH
MASSAGE

A natural method Of recovery from
bodily disorders-ladiss and gentlemen,
Phone 24s7 Or call q, il6 8. king st.
(ups,airsl,
BARON SCHOOL or PHYSICAL
CULTURE ,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30

DOGGY play ~ on nt the oahu 'oun-
Try cub links today Instead Of tomor-
row as originally scheduled A large
number NJ golfers are ut the club to-
day and the ground f. In fine shnp"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-05-30

Five 10 iva was lho score hy which
lhe Punnhou second toam trimmed ~
luuih yesterday afternoon al Aula
Park
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

grown-up boys Of to-day suffered
from the application OF the teachers
rule to their fingers. whil" learning
to hold the pcn.
1t an of day whose low descend
iug sun ScrS not the arrest Of l.. II.
Darwin, business manager ol the
.i",'u'ou RruU,, OF Bcllingharn.
Here's hoping Darwin wins out
each and every time, for he is built
on the plan of telling, writing and
printing facts Facts are what
pain Il great many people in this
world Go to it. Darwin " IIcw to
the line, let the chips fall where they
may"
There are >, 303 saloons in the State
"f Washington, not inclulln, "i course
an occasional blind pig. WAsnl>G-
Ton SrNNnAHp.
From the number of raids and ar
rests being made almost daily, in
connection with blind pigs, it
would not be far amiSS should the
foregoing news item have read thus
ly:
There are ".303 blind pigs" in the
State OF Washington, not includin. an
occasional saloon.
Old-time cObblcStoneS and mud de-
manding thick. clumsy boot. and
old Yankee leather was good stuff.
but il did not agreeably lend itself
either to beauty or ease \ paper
of 800 tells of Il statesman going to
y big bali in velvet brccchcS, with Il
scarlet satin coat-lining and scarlet
bows on his pumps. Men then used
to bc almost as loony about clothes
as women are new
In fninG A. Il. Erickson, Il milk
dealer il Seattle 500 for watering .
his merchandise, Judge Wilson H.
Gay. said:
II there is any mean, small and peskv
habit in our civilization. it is the practice
OF selling bad milk, hecause the effect
runs to babies. invalids and old people.
who are all helpless sufferers.
Certainly This fellow Erickson.
milk dealer in Seattle, was given Il
Jail sentence before by Judge Gay
after being convicted with conspir-
acy to raise the price of milk.
Fines do not bother such fellows as
Erickson. Every milk dealer caught
selling impure milk should not be
fined; no, sir. They should be sent
to the pcntentiary.
Klam: :" Do you know that man? ?
He is member of the Legislature. -
Starfsh: "Of course know him.
He's Il blockhcad, at that.
klam: Certainly he is: but why
slander one of the chief industries in
the United States?"
Starfsh How's that?"
Klam: Why, to say he is a
blockhead is to offer insult to the
block from which matches are manu-
factured, for there isn't wood enough
in his whole head to make Il tooth
pick of. let alone a match. "
Stariish Correct. Let's have
glass of It's the Water SO they
went in to see Lee Baker. the popu-
lar young man of the Olympia Wine
Il Liquor Company.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Stampile Estate Complications.

jacob Stanptlnr. an ola resident Of
Olympia, departed this life last year.
leaving a widow and four children.
one OF whom was a daughter, Mrs
Frances {. Adams. who was made
eXecutriX of his nun-interventi0n
will, who was directed 10 administer
the estate WITHOUT bond. according
to the trruS nf the instrument with
out the intervention of court pro-
cccdingS Now come the widow and
bencficiarieS other than the execu-
triX and ask for an accounting and
distribution of the estate. In view
OF the recent decision of the Su-
preme Court of this State. Judge
Mitchell inclined to hold that the
Superior Court exercising its Ordi
nary probate powers was without
| jurisdiction to grant such appIica
ton, even granting as claimed there
were no outstanding debts against
the estate, that the parties seeking
relief must resort to an original pro-
ceeding in the nature OF a complaint
in equity for the purpose of marshal
ing the assets, the accounting and
distribution of the estate in conform
ity with the terms of the will in Or
der to carry out the intentions of the
testator. Such documents. as init
mated in recent STANDARD, when
it shall come to their execution. are
liable to prove unsatisfactory, for it
is extremely difficult to tell when the
estate hereunder is finally settled.
No definite rule in that behalf can he
evolved under existing laws, while
with regard to wills drawn in the
ordinary form the probate code is
more definite
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Shapes of Hats.
The novelties are few.

The novelties are few.
One small hat turns up in the ba ck
A large one shows the Chinese
shape
The Chinese effect is the crown
and brim in one.
Napoleon hats display brims with
strong variations.
A turban has a high turn-up hrim
at one side only.
One of the very large hats rolls at
the back as well as the front.
Even the dropping brims of the
large hat show a little curl some
where.
Crowns remain large; broad and
rather low on big hats, and tall and
not quite as broad on tho small shapes
One charming little black shape is
turned up directly in the back The
crown is covered with moss-rOses.
The most ridiculous monstrosity,
however, is Stove-pipc hat, with
Il broad brim.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Needs Explaining.

Miss d., a teacher of urqucstioned
propriety in all its branches, was in
the throes of commencement, and to
the best of her ability was entertain.
ing some young men-the suitors of
her fair pupils. They conversed on
some beautiful flowers in the draw
ing-room.
Yes" exclaimed the old lady;
but if you think these are pretty
YOU just ought to 90 upstairs and
look in the bath-tubs of the girls
dormitories. They are just full of
American beauties
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
SWEET HOME.

Mid pleasures and palaces though it
may roam.
The place to spend money is right here
at home.
Development will surely follow us there
That never occurs when you send it else
where.
Home, home, sweet, sweet home;
The place to spend money is right here
at home.
An exile from home, you will murmur in
vain,
"Oh, give my old silver dollar again.
The smaller percentage that comes at
your call,
Is surely much better than losing it all.
Home, home, sweet, sweet home;
The place to spend money is right here
ut home.
Farewell, thou promoter with promise
oi gain;
NV old silver dollar at home shall remain.
The dollar the foolish send often to roam
Shall toe used to increase the endear-
ments Of home.
Home, home, sweet. sweet home;
The place to spend money Is right here
at home.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
DIR. .ABERNETUY. the famous Scotcl

DR. ABERNETHY, the famous Scotch
surgeon, was Il man of few words,
but he once met his match-in wo-
man. She called at his office in Edin-
6urgh. one day, with a hand badly
intamcd and swollen. The following
dialogue, opened by the doctor, took
place:
BlWn?'
BruiSc :
Poultice.
The next day the woman called and
the dialogue was as follows:
Better
Worse. -
More poultice.
Two days later the woman made
another call
Bctter?'
Well Fec?"
Nothing. Most sensible woman
| ever saw"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
A Very Natural Result.

" Yes, sir" said the man who
would not vote for a Republican,
even though he was on reform
ticket. IN Democrat. And so
was my father and my grandfather
and my greatgrandfather.
Huh.' said the candidate, and
if your father and grandfather and
greatgrandfather had been horse
thieves what would you heve BEEN
"Wal," ;" responded the other
though,fnlly. in them circum-
stances Ircckon Id "a bin a Repub-
lican.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

THE entertainer was seemingly IN
good voice rs he began: Ladies and
gentlemen, having blindfoldcd my
partner, | will now proceed to test
her thought-reading powers. have
in my hand an apple Will you kindly
tell the audience what it is am hold
ing in my hand?' Az apple.
" Correct. have here watch,
Kindly tsll the audience what have.
" \ watch. Quite right You see
ladies and gentlemen, it is impossible
to catch her. " The entertainer pro-
duccd piece of wood and saw
and commenced to saw vigorously.
" Kindly tell the audience what | am
doing No reply. This is rather
a difficult feat, ladies and gentlemen.
| will try again, Can you tell me
what | am doing?' said the enter
tainer, continuing his saving. \ es
You are singing. . Loud applause.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Ups and Topics of the Olympia National
Bank.

Ups and Topics OF the Olympia National
Th- hark is under Government Inspection anu
SUPERVISION.
Tie chief junction OF this bank 10 To receive
deposits and to loan money These Things We
are prepared To do IN manner "cceptHoie 10
Cur patrons
Every transaction between the bank anh its
customers We regard as of priyaie natuIe not
to be d vul-cd by a.
With anllc and eXrerienced mnnagemen,
thi~ bank must commend Hsc!i To all " ho nave
need of the services OF II bank
The MANAGEMENT OF this bank has endeavored
&, pursue il ,tu-rrssIye policy, To he hbefai 10
it, irratnrnt aun TO auneTe strictly 10 'he ieSii
iInute hn,- UanKlu.
In-drcciiue the affairs of thi- bank. the ono
Cr. iusisl upon IA strict compliance Win every
rule having inr its object The safety ana secNrmy y
of the Institution. by closely aud carefully
stud,in. the causes that lead to failures, we
have avoided the rocks upon which Others nave
been wrecked.
We are not unmIndfui Of our Obligation 10 the
mAhv friends from whom We are d"rlvin: pat
rouHge aud suppnrt. Having ono secured your
pairouugc 1t viii be our earnest endeavor to re-
tain il.
Amonr the many Iairnns of this bank are
found the most careful and conservative people
ia the community
should alyihiug ever ~ wrong with yonr reia
tious with thI- bank We should esteem II n iavOr
# yuu VII frnnkly tell Us where The irounie is'
ana thus allow us To- remedy the difficulty.
The question frequently arise: mere
shnll Il, nav banking business :" onr reply If
This Al tie olympia National BARK.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

EVEN in Olympia we find people
who can look You in the eye while
charging thirty cents pound for to-
matocS, ten cents for onions, fifteen
cents for new potatoes that have been
in the ground all winter. fifteen
for peas Drought from California;,
and persist in charging thirty cents
a dozen for bananas that retail in
Seattle and Tacome at ten and fifteen
cents. 1t is this condition which
sometimes impels people to send their
money abroad.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

"Yes," whispered the man who
knows everybody. that big chap over
there at the third table is a great
gormand. He's mountain in the
financial world. you know"
HIM" commented the quiet OBJ
server. Instead of a mountain he
looks to me like great gorge."-Chi-
cago News.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Taking candy from baby.
BY the by.
Is an easy process-maybe
Ever try?
Philadelphia Bulletin.

How is that no tip hotel panning
out?"
Fine. Everybody tips on the sly
with n view to getting ahead Of the
other guests, and the employees are
oil happy."-Kansas City Journal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

II don't believe either one Of those
men"
why not?"
"One is always telling about how
much money he Is making, and the
other is always talking about the two
dollar limit poker game he sat in
Detroit Free Press.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

"You We're trying to evade the law
by operating an automobile without
being qualified"
Trying to evade the law nothing!
Didn't l run right into an ofIlcerT-
Kansas City Journal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
His Lesson.
Lippincott for June.

But, you silly boy, if | married
you with your means, you couldn' t
even dress me"
" Perhaps with flew lessons ] could
learn.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

The search for happiness and bliss
Has furnished many novels text.
Such search in this life's vain. II Is
ITO be continued In our next"
Catholic Standard and Times.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

Ir Is somewhat of Il tribute to a
much-abused fluid that eagles in the
PyreneeS are attracted to the acre
planes probably by the odor OF the
gasoline.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Woman and Rat Create Commotion.

Mrs. Mortimer Hancock, wife of a
British army officer temporarily So
journing in New York, lately created
a sensation in lobbies and dining
rooms of big hotels with sleek. white
fat rat, which answered to the name
of " James, cavorting around her
neck.
One of these, that happened last
week, is thus described: 1t came near
being small feminine riot. Hardly
had Mrs. Hancock taken her seat in "a
tea room. when the usual quiet of the
main room was broken by screams of
II score of women.
Out of the room they tumbled, each
clutching her dress in the old-time
Mercy there a mousse fashion.
The floor officials of the hotel hast
ened to the scene. They found the
tea-room deserted. except for Mrs.
Hancock. reclining in wicker chair.
Then they spotted the cause of the
tumult. While the officers were look
ing. the lady arose, and with James
still maintaining his perch. went to
the phone, where the rat took up Il
position close to her ear. 1t was then
requested that she keep her rat out
of sight if she remain at the hotel.
Mrs. Hancock seemed hurt when
the request was made. and with great
reluctance secreted James in her bag.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
The time Is quickly
Drawing nigh
When We must start
To swat the fly.
Detroit Free Press.

Hank Stubbs-They do say that
Mandy Perkins be comm out with
one Nv them new hobble skirts.
Bige Milcr-Waal. Mandy's MATERIAL
walk will fit one all right. I'm thinkin.'
Boston Herald.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

The fashion artist in his haste
Strange measurements reveals
A foot or less from head TO waist.
Six feet from waist to heels.
washington Star.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
"pretty careful IS he?"

pretty careful! He left partly
smoked cigar in my office the other
day and little later sent his clerk
around after t"-Wash!ngton Her
aid.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

tried drink OF water once
Had nothing else to drink
And. by the by. It's not SO dry
AS many people think.
-Pittsburg Post.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23
Little Miss Muffet
Started to hlu6 IL

Little Miss Muffet
Started to bluff It
With only a couple of sevens.
1t simply appalled, her
When somebody called her,
And all she could murmur was "Heavens!'
Philadelphia Times.
Back to her tuffet
Hurried Miss Muffet
Chagrined at the state OF her pocket.
She looked at her ring.
Wondering what II would bring:
Then of she did hurry to hook It.
Spokane Spokesman-R Review.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

OF amateurlsh singers
We know two &lnds-just two.
They're those who can't and DO not
And those who can't and DO
Catholic Standard and Times.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

Friend-Well. doc, suppose 1t Will
be some time before you dispense with
your automobile and start calling on
your patients IN an aeroplane:
Physician-I should say so. There is
no chance Of knocking down Il few
prospective patients on the way when
you go In un ChicaGO
News
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

Ike MikOski
And Mike McClusky
Used to highland they both were husky
Because. though IN race
And also In face
They differed. In name
They were nearly the same.
And folks got EN- mixed. which was sure
iy q shame.
1t got so bad that they both dcspised
Their life. and therefore they compro-
missed
And Ike Mikoski
Moved to Petoskey,
And Mike McClusky
Went to Sandusky.
Cleveland Leader
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

Her face was ashcn-
Belinda sifted ashes while
The handsome m!lkman raised his tile
And kissed her checks without a smile
Her face was ashen'
Chicago News.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

THE way to make dollar go far as
possible is to invest it at home. 1t
may seem paradoxical but it is true.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

THE money you spend helps to make
some town bigger nd better; the only
question is whether it be this town or
some other.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

LET ; not only root for the home
team but the home town.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

GOLDENDALE will soon have his
toric landmark for its public park,
for the old blockhouse that formerly
sheltered the early settlers against
the attacks OF the Indians has been
moved to Goldendale and will be set
up on the public square. 1t was built
in the early sos and authentic data
concerning the Old shelter will be
collected and kept in connection with
if
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

One day Il man addicted to stutter-
ing. but who had also n sense Of hu-
NOR, met friend on the street and
asked:
Hello. Ned, C-can you g-g-give
mmme f-f-fifteen m-m-minutes
Certainly" replied the friend.
what Is it?''
Il Wv want to have f-f-five MIN
minutes t-t-talk with you" Ladies'
Home Journal
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

WHAT would a horse-theater be
without the bill-boards and parade?
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

SLEEPS milk TO the amount of Y
261 900 quarts was consumed in
France last year in making Rogue
fort cheese.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

IT is somewhat odd how men will
hesitate to invest in a local factory
and fall over themselves to buy a
each-orchari in Alaska.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

NEVER look a gift-horse in the
mouth; with any other kind it pays
to be inqmsitive.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

II understand that after waiting
twenty years she married a struggling
young man."
''YeS. poor chap. He struggled the
best he knew how. but she landed
him. Brooklyn Life.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

KING FREDERICK Of Denmark, like
all Danish royalty. is true sailor
man. His admiration for the Amer
lean fleet is no mere tiattery but the
opinion of an expert.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

What do you regard Us the two
most desirable features of first class
car. Jinksby?" asked IIarka way as
they inspected number of models.
a well trained chauffeur In the
drivers seat and nice girl III the
tonneau." said Iarkaway without any
hesitation whatever.-IIarper's Week
i1-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

NOBODY has ever helped town
very much by sending money away
from it.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

II every man were as great
AS he
Considers himself to be.
And IL all
The rest were as small
AS In his opinion they are
Gee
Chicago Record Herald.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

SPEND something with your neigh
Dor besides your time.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

THE only thing man ought to buy
without looking into it is shotgun.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1911-06-23

IT is better to wear out than L
rust; better to boost than to bust.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1911-08-04
Loss Of Time Means Loss of Pay

Kidney trouble and the ills it breeds
means lost time and lost pay to many a
working man. NJ. Balent. I2I4 Little
Penna ST.. Streator. H.. was SO bad from
kidney and bladder trouble that he could
not work, but he says: Il took Foley Kid
ney Pills for only short time and got en-
tirely we'll and was soon able to 20 back to
work. and am feeling well and healthier
than before" Foley Kidney Pills are tonic
in action. quick in results-a good friend
to the working man or woman who suffers
from kidney ills. For sale by all druggists.