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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Some" has become popular slang
word these days and it is one which
fits in very nicely in many instances
but the man who said he was the
father of some twins seemed to use
it more appropriately than we have
heard it used lately
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

When Charlie Jones said that Editor
Carter of the Metropolis probably could
not tell what the Wales claim is for,
we just wonder If the said Charlie was
trying to find out himself.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa Claus: I am little boy
five years old. I want you to bring me
a track for it to run on, a pencil and
a book and little wagon with a mule
hitched to the wagon. think you
might bring me some fruit, too, as
try to help my mama all can. Your
little boy, Teddy Kast. 1918 N. Ninth
avenue.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

We are told that the prayers of a
righteous man availeth much. All
chaplai5s of legislative bodies pray
for peace and harmony during the
session. We wonder whether all chap
lains are not righteous men or whether
the power of prayer is lost.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Mistress--Let me see, Norah; you
have been here almost two wesA.
haven't you?
full ?-Exehange
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Churches should keep open all night
that their enemies, the saloons and
other such places, would not have a
longer day
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Whether it is laziness or a desire to
degrade sacred name that makes peo-
pie write Xmas for Christmas we have
never been able to decide.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

rs this fresh air experiment of yours
q tentative one?'
Quite so. I'm camping BAL
timore American.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Couldn't those attractive circus
hangers that now adorn Palafox street
come down before the silver service
crowds get here? They're bad enough
any time, but they would look much
worse when the guests get to town.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

my wife can't decide on a car
This model is the last word in tour
ing cars"
The last word, eh2 Then she'll
have it."-Seattle Post Intelligence.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

West Florida. towns should join with
Pensacola in bidding for the tourist
travel.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

There was one live thing in Charles
ton yesterday. A live guy-wire on n
telephone pole-the which caused the
death of a lineman
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

The only things omitted on the sill
yer service, so far as we can observe,
is that the artist neglected to have the
Florida gopher and the festive mullet
represented there.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

The Montgomery Advertiser says
the average eye needs a little more
black night to rest against" Yes, we
stay UP all night to let the eye rest
against all there is to see.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

woodrow Wilson very truly says the
cause of the Jew is the cause of
America
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Really it is Disappointing to get an
umpire who never gives you a chance
to kick.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15
f eHSPSeE

RIZES for patents. Patents secured through NJ
- advertised without charge. New lists of in
ventions needed and possible buyers. Hints IA
inventors" why some Inventors fail" Book on
patents Send US rough sketch or model for search
~ of Patent ONCE records and report patentabiity
Special agents in 500 cities and towns Mr. Greeley
while Acting Commissioner of Patents had full charge
of Z. s. Patent Office. GREELEY q MCINTYRE,
Patent Attorneys. Washin gton, ID. Cs
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Don't care to meet some mems wives
when we hear they made the men what
they are.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

There is much untold wealth in
Florida-to the tax assessor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

The gift to the battleship Florida
is in the public eye of the world this
week.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Champion boys corn club winners
are the coming nobility of the nation
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

The Norfolk IFirginian Pilot and the
Charleston News and Courier object to
The Journal referring to Pensacola
bay as the best harbor in the world.
Admiral Young says it is, anyway.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Good womens seeming preference
for bad men is enough to make all
men bad.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

If most conversations were not ligh
and Eighty it would be just as pleas
ant to think as to talk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa Claus. am a little girl
eight years old. I would like for you
to bring me a doll and doll carriage
and a big stove and sideboard and doll
bed, and tea set and apples and some
oranges. Well, Santa Claus, will
close. oh, I live at 1911 z. LaRua St.
Yours truly, Annie May Way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Admiral Young is the proper man t
receive the silver service from tn,
people of Florida
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

If man could choose his mode of meet
ing death few would care to be ru,
over by motorcycle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

There's some pleasure in telling your
wife far-fetched stories if she will be-
lieVe them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Pensa cola's prosperity cannot b,
concealed by the dark pictures thu
knocker paints.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa Claus: I want you t.
bring me a drum and a wheelbarroV
and a wagon for my goat. Yours truly
Larrie Way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa Claus: I have been
good little boy. 1 am three years old
and l want you to bring me an Indian
suit, drum, a train, horn and q
boat, some candy, nuts and fruit and
frecrackers. Please don't forget to
bring me an Indian. suit. Your little
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

friend. Tommy Lewis, 919 n. Twelfth
avenue.
Dear Santa Clau: I am little girl
five years old and I want you to bring
me large doll with black curly hair
and can go to sleep and doll buggy
and some story books, some fruit,
nuts and candy. Your little friend
Hazel Lewis, 919 n. Twelfth avenue.
Dear Santa Claus: am a little
boy most three years old. I love to
play in the yard. I want you to bring
me lots of things to play with as I
have no one to play with me- I want
a wagon and g, goat and some chick
ems. ball and a. garden set. also
want something to play with on rainy
days, some building blocks and a doll
and most anything that is nice for a
little boy that has to play by himself
all the time. I came near forgetting
to tell you I love for mother to read
to me so don't forget a story book.
am going to throw water on the fire so
you won't get burned when you come
down the chimney Your little friend,
Francis Eugene Dubuisson, 1917 n:
Ninth avenue.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa Claus: This is my first
letter to you as I am a very little
boy. I want some candy and fruit and
hobby horse, a train and horn.
Your little friend, William Chester
Smith, 420 E. Gregory ST.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

friend. Tommy Lewis, s1s n. Twelfth
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa Claus: I want You to
bring me a doll carriage for my doll
and doll dress. 7 want a coat suit
for my doll, and my stocking filled.
Violet Adams, 40S West Wright street.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-12-15

Dear Santa: I am a little boy al
most four years old and hope YOU will
not forget me. / want a velocipede,
viclin, horn and some fireworks. Sis
ter wants little doll and doll car
rage. also a small horn and lots of
goodies. Don't forget mother and
daddy. Lots of love to you and Mrs.
Santa. I remain, your little friend.
Edwin Eggart. Goulding Fla
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

hundreds Of thousands OF visitors had
been moving toward the royal route
from Buckingham Palace to Westmin-
ster Abbey. AS soon as the seats in
the numerous stands were filled, gates
were closed that kept out the rabble.
and then the throngs tried to crowd in
to the streets adjoining the route.
From pole to pole throughout the en-
tire distance gay colored bunting was
strung, and the whole city was stream
ing with flags.
Along the Mall and all the way from
the palace to the abbey troops were
standing, company upon company.
British troops of every shade OF color,
living symbols of the countries and
peoples over which the new king and
emperor reigns. On every side bands
were playing patriotic music, and the
din Of cheering was continuous and
overwhelming.
Procession From the Palace.
AS the hour for the coronation ap-
preached the waiting thousands first
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
BLIGHTER HOPES.

What is there left for Teller to dc?
What is there left?-I am askin of you.
Amt any buffaloes that he can kill
Sence they was finished by Buffalo Bill.
Amt any fleets he san sail up an fight
Sence Dewey showed US his courage an
might
I've looked around an all over the
Nothin is left. sence tn pole has been
found.
I'd been a thinkin' o. goin' some day
Hittin' tn trail for tn plains far away;
Learnin' to lasso an handle a gun,
But bein' cowboy now amt any fun:
Thought some o. bein' a bandmaster. but
They got tn monographs. open an shut,
All boys chances is bygone an past
Sence tn north pole is discovered at last.
Can't go kill Injuns-there amt none to
kill;
Most O. them's workin' in somebody's
Or else they're farmin'; they don't any
more
Take to tn warpath an holler for gore.
I've thought an thought till I'm puzzled
an blue;
There amt no place I can run away to.
I might as well get a job haulin' coal
Sence Mister Peary discovered tn pole.
fTlZc-nEHlln uSeu 10 suit me purity WE'LL
But there amt no one like big old John L.
Brakin' train was Job that looked fair,
But nowadays they are brakin' with air;
Minstrel shows once had attraction for
| me.
But there's no chance any more. can
see.
Now my last hope has been busted in a
smash
Sence tn north pole has been found in a
dash.
Huh, I have thought of tn sledges an
| all.
Climbin' tn icebergs that doomed like
wall.
Livin' on pemmikin, walrus an bear,
Eatin' my boot heels at last in despairi
Then to come home with tn bands play
in gay
An people cheerin' me all o. tn way
But there's no chance. an I've looked al
around;
Nothin is left. sence tn north pole !
| found.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

London.-That magnificent spectacle
which the entire British empire mas
been looking forward to for months,
the coronation of King George '. ana
Queen Mary, was staged in Westmih-
ster Abbey on Thursday. Seven thou-
sand persons witnessed the stately
ceremony and as the Archbishop Oh
Canterbury placed the crown OF OF.
Edward on the head OF the ruler tney
all rose to their feet with loud cries
of Long live King George" Al tne
same instant the great guns OF tne
Tower of London doomed out, and the
populace without the abbey repeated
the greeting to their monarch until II
became a tremendous roar that spreau
all over the mighty city
Great Throngs In the Streets.
From the earliest hours of the morn
Ing the population of London and the
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
GEORGE V. CROWNED
KING OF ENGLAND
Westminster Abbey Filled with Brilliant inf0ns' -
Of the Great Pageant--Royal Progress ''''
ham Palace Delights the Populace

cow tbe arrival OF the gentlemen ap-
.,,.od n act as ushers during the
ceremony These were led by tue
earl marshal, the duke OF No'io'N'
Then the nobility entitled TO se".s !"
the Abbey began TO come. MOST o' '"o
neers and peeresses rode In state
coaches that have been used by their
sor,,I,as for many years. These car
rlages, repainted and resllueu' Me'o
drawn by four horses apiece. hacl
was ACCOMPANIED by outriders ana
footmen in gorgeous liveries stood on
the rail behind. Each peer as he
nassed was greeted with cheers and
often with familiar greetings that set
the crowds off In roars OF laughter lot
even the solemnity OF the occasion
could not restrain the irreverent hu-
humor OF the cockneys.
Not all the nobility rode In coaches,
however. for the king had permitted
one violation of precedent ana gwen
nermission for the use OF automobiles
by those who have discarded horses.
This was done reluctantly, and there
were not many motors cars in the long
procession OF vehicles.
The lord mayor and his suite. In
their gorgeous robes and regalia' were
the next to pass toward the Abbey.
King and Queen Appear.
Now the bells OF many churches
pealed out. and the people knew the
king and queen were coming. From
the moment their majesties emerged
from Buckingham palace there was a
continuous roar OF cheers that accom-
panied them all the way TO the Abbey.
Their approach was heralded by the
kings bargemaster and twelve water
men. wearing quaint medieval TUNES.
knee breeches and stockings. all scar
let. with the crown and badges EN-
blazoned in gold on their breasts. and
wearing low buckled shoes and black
velvet caps Immediately behind them
came the closed carriages OF the royal
party. every one drawn by splendid
horses gorge ously caparisoned
Through the windows OF the great
numbering state coach the people could
get a glimpse OF the king and queen.
Following their majesties rode the
household troops and especially picked
military bodies. Field Marshal Wis
count Kitchener was at the head Of
the headquarters stan. as he was a
the coronation Of King Edward. II
this part Of the procession. too. rode
many Indian princes and maharajah:
and potentates OF England's widely
scattered dominions. Their splendid
robes glittered with jewels and they
added much to the magniticence OF the
parade. But the man who. next &c
the king. received tho loudest anc
warmest applause was Lord Roberts
for the people love "3obs" and theIl
affectionate greetings almost made the
grizzled hero OF hundred campaigns
blush.
Arrival at the Abbey.
Waiting outside the west door oil
Westminster Abbey were the archblsh
ops OF Canterbury and York and q
large number OF bishops, and wher
the king and queen approached they
first entered the church. followed i'm
medlately by the Prince OF Wales anC
his suite. AS the monarchs passed in
to the abbey the choir sang an anthem
Their maiesties moved through the
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

choir to the theater and after kneellns
On prayer. seated themselves In IN.
chairs OF state.
The first action OF the coronation
service. the presentation OF the kinp
IN the people for recognition. is a sur.
yiyal OF ancient Teutonic usage. Az.
companied by the great officers OF
state. the archbishop OF Canterbury
went TO each side of the theater IN
turn. saying: "Sirs. | here present
unto YOU King George. the undoubted
king of this realm; wherefore. all Won
who are come this day to do your
homage, are you willing to do thu
same?" The king meanwhile stood
M by his chair and turned TO each
side. and the people acclaimed him
with cries of God save King George"
Then followed the litany. the com.
munion service and a short sermon
preached by the archbishop OF York
after which the oath was administer.
ed to the king by the archbishop OF
Canterbury.
The Amounting and Coronation.
King George now was Invested OF
his crimson robes by the lord great
chamberlain and seated himself in
the chair OF King Edward l., which
contains the ancient stone OF des.
tiny" The dean OF Westminster
brought from the altar the golden
ampulla and spoon. and the arch.
bishop anointed him on the head the
breasts and the palms OF both hands.
and blessed him. The king was mex,
invested with the colobium sindonls
OF fine linen and the supertunica OF
cloth OF gold his heels were touched
with the golden spurs and the sword
OF state was girded upon him. after
which the armill and robe royal OF
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

cloth OF gold were put upon him. In
turn. then. his majesty was given the
orb. the kings ring. the glove and the
two sceptcrs.
All was ready now for the supreme
act The archbishop placed St I'd
wards crown upon the altar and de-
llvered n short prayer. and then. sup
ported by the other clergy. placed the
crown upon tho kings head A. that
instant the trumpets sounded. the
congregation shouted Long live King
George" and the peers and kings OF
arms put on their coroncts.
The differentiation was a handsome
part OF tho ceremonies. The kias
was lifted up into his throne ay the
archbishops. the bishops and certain
peers. and all the great officers ana
those who bore the swords. the scep
ters and other rogalia grouped them
selves about the steps OF the throne
Next the princes and peers did their
homage. led by tho archbishop OF
Canterbury and the prince Of Wales
Each OF these and the premier duke
marquis. earl. vlscount and baron
kissed the king upon the check
The amounting and GROWING OF
Queen Mary was n short and simple
ceremony. Following the example Of
Queen Alexandra. she. was anoinied
on tho head only. She was invested
with the ring. was crowned by tho
archbishop OF York and received the
scepter and tho ivory rod with the
dove.
Few American In the Abbey.
OF all tho Americans who have
been attracted to London by the les
tivitles OF tho coronation season onD
very few were admitted to the
Abbey. These included Presiden'
Tafts.special ambassador. John ha''
Hammond. and Mrs. Hammond MAJ
Gen. Greedy and Rear Admiral Vree
land, representing tho army anu
navy. and tho latter's secretary; hnr
bassador Whitelaw Reid and MIS-
Reid and tho attaches and secretane,
OF the embassy. Pierpont Morgan auu
less than score OF American WOMB"
who married English peers.
One fact connected with the eorv
nation was the subject OF some amuse'
comment. This was that King Geo'ss'
who ia quite the reverse Of g'aus
had selected four OF the shore''
knights of the garter TO hold the ~.
den canopy over him during wv
! amounting.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
FOREIGN ENJOYS TO THE copoM1rov

Germany-The Crown Prince and
Princess and Prince and Prlncess
Henry.
Franee-Vice Admiral de Fauaue
Ambassador Extraordinary, GEN.
eral Count Dor de Jsstours, Cap
tain langler and M. Maurice Her.
bette.
United states-John Hays Ham,
mond Ambassador ExtraordI.
nary, MaIorcen. A. w. crs,Iv
and Rear Admiral VreeIand.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

Bavaria. 'o OF
Franz. '"' MARI
,,aiy-The Duke Of Aosta.
HOIlsnd-Princs Henry Of thu
oenmark-The Crown Prince.
Princess. "'se and
noumanls-Ths Crown Prime.
'e'o'nand and the Princess.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

saxony-PrInce and Prince"
Johann oeorg.
Norway-M. lnarans, Minister
OF Foreign Affairs.
Turkey-Prince Yusuf Izzed p'"'
Jspan-Prlnce Fushlmi, oe"'
Nogl and Admiral Togo. i,
Chlna-Tsal-Chen, eldest son "
Prince Chun, the Regent.
servla-Ths Crown Prince.
Chile-Ths Chilean Minister "
London.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
Revised Provcrb.

IF wishes were horses" began the
man who intended to show his friend
the futility of idle hopes. But the
friend interrupted:
IF wishes we're automobiles" he
said. they couldn't land us up against
1t any oftener than they do"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
JULY 4TH, 1875.

Fare thee WELL" sighed the colon.
ial lover. 81 go to defend my coun.
try. Who knows what the future may
have in store for us?"
"Adieu." whispered the colonial dam
sci. my earnest hope is that when
we both figure in the historical nov
els the authors will neither misspell
your name nor fail to properly de-
scribe my appearance"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

The outlawed toy pistol will ciaim
as many victims as. the prohibited
whisky of Kansas.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

We are as patriotic as the next man,
and we love our country dearly. but
we are not SO constituted that we
can sit up In bed and sing THE Star
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

Some men have a genius for max
Ing explanation. but lack the clever
ness to make them fit.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
Also So.

Some people listen to our Jokes
AS II they had the blues;
They're like the bogus fireworks which
To do their part refuse
The pessimistic cracker, with
The optimistic fuse.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
CANNON CRACKERS
BY w. D. NESBlT.

Happily. the fifth of July, like the
day after Christmas. comes but once
a year.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

1t is unnecessary to tell man not
to hold a dynamite cracker In his
hand after 1t is lighted. He can't hold
tt-long.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29
JOHNNIE'S ADVISERS.

MY pa showed me how to set on
my frecrackers this morning
"Whajjer ma do?"
"She showed me how to tie up pas
fingers"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

Usually when opportunity knocks at
. mans door he utters lew remarks
on knockers In general.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1911-06-29

AS the hour for the coronation ap-
preached the waiting thousands first
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1911-10-12
annual REPORTS
SHOW Progress

DEVILS LAKE, Oct. 12-The sec
ond day of the annual convention Of
the North Dakota Federation of Wo
mems Clubs held yesterday was pro
ductive of many results. DR.. Anna
Shortridge formally welcomed the del
egates to the Satanic City and Mrs
w. F. Gushing of Fargo, responded
for the Club women. The morning
and afternoon sessions were devoted
to transacting the business of the fed.
GRAFTON. There are So clubs from all
parts of the state represented at the
convention. During tie afternoon the
reports of the departments of educa-
ton, music, library, parliamentary
<les, badges HOUSEHOLD economics, con
servation, arts and crafts, civic i'm.
provement, legislation, landmarks,
press, and public health, were submit
ted and showed that each department
was rich in achievement during the
year just ended. In the evening the
delegates attended a magnificent con-
cert at the opera house given by the
Wesley college conservatory talent Of
Grand Forks, assisted by Miss Marie
Schloss, pianist, of the Valley City
normal.