Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1911-07-06

/MHS - AAS y 40 Il
little funnier thar
i, usual this year.
So many things
go wrong that l am
tired OF being indignant.
There never was a girl so honest
mat she was not willing to deceive a
little as to her waist measure
Inere never was a man, probably.
VINO did not e a complimentary let.
ter at least twice.
Don't say don't" to others as often
as you say do" to yourself.
It's a pretty tough proposition,
whether you keep house or board
When a man goes to call on a friend.
ne doesn't enjoy talking in a loud
voice. IN order that he may be heard
above the noise made by the children;
but q woman doesn't mind IL.
A mar who Is ashamed when he
does wrong. will finally do bettar
Whiskey seems to pickle and pre-
serve one mar in a hundred: but n
rOtS the other 80.
Even the novels no longer mt a
lover OF his knees.
AFTER q woman has realized on her
man. n receipted for his life insur-
ance. she longs to move to q town
where people will never know she waa
once pOO W."
q man throws a thing awav.
.o usual!y throws 1t where 1t will an
noy others as much as possihle
~ 10 surprising how men Remember
their old jokes. and refuse to Ia,,gh a.
your new ones. A1 o.
The privileges you grant people soon
become their rights. oo'
No great harm Is done. probab,v
help being disturbed bv the ,nciios4 :
Last fall a certain man had a fat
hog. People said to him: "What .
lucky man are!" But his kin heard
ABOUT MS having a fat hog, and. bv the
time ne killed 1t. -four Of them were
living with him. e were
Most men are pretty deliberate when
about their work, much az we .av
ABOUT Americans being overworked.
The average man thinks that while
ne doesn't personally know President
tart, and other distinguished men.
they know Of him." ~
me first time q boy is called Mis-.
ter" 1t makes him feel as zee a Il
would to receive q good cussing.
Do tobacco chewers ever think of the
sights of others? II you cannot quit
where o spit.
Grocers say their business develop.
the greatest number Of mean peonie.
Those Of US In other lines Of business
would like to dispute that point.
q hair restorative 10 advertised that
will make hair grow on bald heads in
one night. One that will make hair
grow In . year.. u hope enough.
A woman can always put her hand
somewhere about her clothing, ana puil.
out a pin.
When q mans first initial IL w. hin
Wash.
InCTe are Two SUR ways OF paralyz.
Ing your neighbours: One 10 TO eef 4
divorce. and the other Ia to 70 abroad.
There 10 an impression current that
when . mar attempts to reform. M
pld associates are anxious to pull him
back. This 10 not the case: they an.
courage him to quit his bad habits.
When children think their mother 4.
the greatest and .Smartest vomer a.
the world. she usually ID.
People usually have too much bu.,.
aess to talk about. and not enough to
transact
A mar should be older. uglier. taller.
heavier and hoarser than his wife.
-, wass 4 ! f s:ss. tel. .,s,. sss =. :, s II:
IN argument
Enjoy IN orators eloquence. hut
ion't believe what he says.
little. she doesn't love him.
Probably ssven u of 10 Of the .tr,..
80 40 oppooed 70 the strike. Peoni.
Aro coaxed into doing "a many thiSsS
thsy don't believe q.
= mar doesn't really know What h,,.