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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
ONE DETAIL OMITTED.
Waiter Was Patient While Guest Gave
Detailed Order.

Detailed Order.
NOTWITHSTANDING all the com
IW plants about the carelessness
of the ordinary waiter and ali
the jokes about the magnificence OF
the head waiter. every one knows
that the business Of the poor knight
of the napkin" IS not an easy one. Al
any rate. in story told by Seymour
Hicks of n New York restaurant one
must be glad that the waiter finally
got his innings"
Once. si'u. IN my usual corner at
this re.3 aurant. / heard much har
assed waiter score heavily off tire
some customer who was ordering
oysters. The conversation that took
place was the following wretched
waiter turning to go aud execute the
order and being brought back each
time: tsls
Say, waiter, | want a dozen blue
points"
"Yes, sir"
"Oh. WAITER
Eyes. sir"
"Steamed, you know"
"Yes. sir"
"oh, waiter, you'll see that they're
not done too much."
mo. sir"
"Oh. and waiter"-
"Yes. sir"
'will you see that they put squcez
of lemon in each shellT'
"Yes, sir"
"Oh, and waiter. just the smallcs
amount Of butter over them when yoI
serve them"
| "Yes. sir"
"And, w0lter"- .I
"Yes. sir"
"Don't forget the pepper and salt"
This last remark was too. mach TO
the poor knight of the napkin. Turn
ing back again Of his own free will, b
said:
"And, sir
"Weli" answered the customer.
"Would you Ike them with or will
outg
''With or without whatl"
''Pcarls. SIR" said the waiter and dii
appeared. Youths Companion.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
His Creditors.

She Doesn't 1t worry you dreadful
ly 10 owe so many bills you cannot
pay?
He--No. Why should ! worry over
other peoples troubes? Boston Even
ing Transcript
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
Busincgs,

The Parson-And do you mean to
tell me to my face that you take mon.
cy for voting?
The Politlcian-Surc thing! Don't
you take money for prnyingY-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
MAPS TAKE TWO GAMES
Move Up to Keep New York Com.
pany In Third Place.

pany In Third Place.
Chicago Sept. 4.-The Cleveland
Maps grabbed both games of their
double-headcr with the White Sox,
giving them q record of four straight
wins in three days on the South side,
and incidentally placing them on even
terms with the New York Yanks for
third place.
II. IT, T.
acieverd oooOfoo1'oOo o5-7 fs I
Chicago o 90 . 0 o o o 30 o 0--2 0
Batteries. ~ Bnnding and Eas,erly;
Fisher, Walsh, Scott and Sullivan, Elack,
gi. Second Game: II. n. E.
Cleveland .. o % 1905 s 0
Chicago ,.A,. I 0 0 90 q 0 O--te /
Batteries-Kalcr and Easterly; Benz,
Baker and Block. Sullivan
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
GOVERNOR DENEEN
SERIOUSLY INJURED
Ankle Fractured While Holding
frdCilOuS Team,

Springfield, H., Sept. A. While try
ing TO held team, of horses into
which his automobile was backing,
Governor Dcneen slipped or was
thrown from, the r"rniae honrd Of
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04

Percy - What are you doing about
your doctors advice to take physical
exercise. dear boy?
Cholly - I'm cawwying heavier
walking stick and ! wear n larger but
,nhole bouquet New York Mail.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04

Always at it--buying and selling
good shoes at Beatty & Longs shoe
store. II
Red ants do not like parsley says
an exchange. Won bet the soup that
parsley doesn't like red ants, either.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04

I.aRue, sept. 2.-rhe officials of
the LaRue Bank company held a
business meeting in the bank parlors
Wednesday afternoon and transacted
considerable routine business.
Mrs Sadie Packer and two children
of Marion are guests of Mrs, Packers S
father, John M. Bell
Rev. Kohr and little son, of Clyde,
Ohio, while driving through from
Westerville to his home, stopped OF
here and attended prayer meeting at
the Presbyterian church Wednesday
evening. Rev. Kohr was former pas
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
LEWIS HUMDLES
O'OAy JOKE CLUB
M a n a G g r Whitewashes
While Digs Make Twelve.
BATTING AVERAGES SWtLLED
Management Sore About
Watkins Action.

Ihrlg Easy For Diggcrs who Might
IIae Made Many More Runs--Only
NaIIy and o'Day of the Champs Are
with This New Baseball Club This
Trip.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04

Just ln-another shipment of new
tan boots for women. at Beatty
Longs Cut Price Shoe Store. i
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
Stationary.

Some men enjoy quite a long
interval during which they are
old enough TO know better. but
} not old enough to let that cir
cumstance make any differ
; ence.--Puck.
s3.e 100000. o. s,<3S35135<3@.(
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
American Association.

AT TOLEDO o. Louisville 3.
81. All MINNEAPOLIS 9. ST. Paul ..
AT COLUMBUS l6. indianapolis ?.
AT KANSAS CITY 6, Milwaukee 2.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1911-09-04
American L.eaquc,

Detroit .......1o4O 20 as 10 0
ST. Louis go. 0 o 1 ? o o 0--3 /
Batterlos-Willett. Summers and Stan
age; Mitchell. Moser and Krichell.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22

1t will be offered to him. It Is gener- ally believed that he can have what ever ne wants in the way of diplo- matic post.
 Loneworth for Germany.
 The repeated statement that Mrs. Alice Roosevelt Longworth would like to preside over an embassy has start ed the rumor that Representative Longworth might be selected for one of the vacant European posts.
 Among the men mentioned in con- nection with the Berlin post is Col. Schmidlapp of Cincinnati, a warm per sonal friend of President Taft.
 It Is considered certain that Ambas- sador O'Brlen will not be allowed to leave the service, but will be trans. ferred to a European post, possibly Berlin.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22
CAMoRA PRISONER COLLAPSES IN EXCITEMENT AND BREAKS
 UP HEARING.
SPECTATORS STAMPEDED
Reputed Head of Band After Wild Language Thro Audience in Uproar and F, Prison
 CTS Add to ...7ult.

Viterbo, Italy, April Z Of all the methods adopted by the morrists to excite sympathy or incite riot. none surpassed in novelty and effe, iveness that of Gaetano Esposito, V ri the end of mad haransue, tor> ylas1 eye from his head and, hurl- 1t lt the feet of the president, sta .ledc | the court room.
 Then he fell in faint and Pre- ident Bianchi suspended the sitting.
 According to the state, ESpC' 70, who is known as a usurer, is clans 1T. ous malefactor and succeeded "Eart cone" Alfano as the head of the Camorra, when Alfano fled to the United States, there to fall into the hands of Lieut. Petrosino.
 He is charged with having been one of those who met at Bagnoli and con- demned Gennaro Cuoccolo to death for treachery to his associates in crime.
 Attempts to Prove Aibi.
 The prisoner attempted to prove an alibi so far as the meeting at Bagnoli was concerned At that time he was travelling, he said, between Milan and Rome. He gave a detailed account ot his wanderings prior to the murder of
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22
DOUBTS MARS IS PEOPLED
Astronomer Thinks Marks Are Earth quake Fissurae-Markings Too
 Rough for Canals.

Berkeley, Cal, April 22-Prof. Rob- ert D. Aitken, one of the astronomers of Lick Observatory, does not believe that there is human or animal life on the planet Mars.
 In a lecture delivered at the Univer- sity of California he expressed the opinion that the markings seen on the -,,~eooa of the planet and supposed by some scientists to be canals construct ed by intelligent beings for irrigation purposes are nothing more than earth quake fiissures. They are too rough and too wide for canals, he said. He exhibited photographs in support of this belief.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22

Cuoccolo and his wife, and gradually wrought himself up to a fine frenzy. He finished in substance as follows:
 Tt is true that 1 concealed myself at the time when l learned that I was to be arrested. l was suffering, as 1 am even now, from heart disease. In my boyhood, I lost one eye. feared that l would die in prison from the malady which had already seized me, or what would be even worse, that would lose my other eye"
 Horifies the Spectators.
 Here the prisoner sobbed violently, his face in his hands Suddenly he raised his head, and, with delft move ment of the hand, released the glass eye, and, throwing it on the floor be- fore the judges bench, barred his face, disfgured with old cuts, to the horri- fled spectators.
 Thus for a few seconds he posed, and then with choking cry, dropped to the floor in a faint.
 As Esposito collapsed a tumult was raised From the steel cages the pris- oners shouted. cried and cursed.
 One of the jurymen, who is a physi- elan, went to tha assistance of Espos- ito, and President Bianchi declared the sitting suspended.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22
"Ve'PReSlDENT WILL BE ASKED TO PRODUCE TELEGRAMs
 OF lLLlNolSAN.
.t' IllDEN FACES PRISON
''"u'e 10 Produce Bank Accounts may Result in Jail Sentence ' Duluth Contractor Testifies
 of sio,o0o Contribution.

,s. sp'lnsheld, H., April 22.-Vice.Pres. m sA' sherman, within the next two or .ee uays, will be asked by the state s,Aa'e ,s Investigating committed which ,v,n, p,ooihg deep into the election of son.. aa'l Lorimer to the United States ,,as e' TOT the score or more Of tele. noIs s Iorimer sent to friends in Ill, of W ,ha aOout the time of the exposure
 me e eotruption in the legislature.
 ms..s .sse 'elesrams, admittedly private q, sases' . were sent at the expense demas m government. The committee thev h'uus nus them on the ground that if peon,' were paid for by the people the contain. 'o see what 'hey Ii |. way Throw Light on Case.
 Hoped they will throw some
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22

erland, and Edwin V. Morgan of New York will go from Paraguay and Uru- quay to Portugal.
 Dr. Hill's successor at Berlin has has not been named. Thos. J. OBrien has asked to be relieved of his duties at Tokio, owing to the bad ef. feet of the climate on his wife's health, It Is generally believed that Charles J. Sherill of New York will not return to Argentina.
 Four Places Vacant.
 The result of these changes will be that three embassies and one legation will be vacant The White House has given out no intimation as to the selec- tions for any of the posts.
 Huntington Wilson, assistant secre- tary of state, mentioned as possible ambassador to Tokio, has denied that he expects to take the position or that
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22

lisht on Lorimer's connections with Edward Tilden, head of the beef trust; Edward Hines, the lumber millionaire, and others who have been named as having participated in the collection and distribution of the $100,000 fund which it is said was raised to put Lormer over at Springfield
 Excitement at the capital is at fever heat as a result of the defiance of the committee by Edward Tilden, who failed to aprear and produce the stubs of his checking accounts. as demanded by the committee. He will have until Tuesday to conform with tha demands of the committee and should he fail to do so by that time. will be cited for contempt and sent to jail if members of the committee are able to send him there
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22
AMERICAN REPRESENTATIVES. RESIGNATION WILL MAKE
 NUMEROUS CHANGES.
VBRlEN WANTS A CHANGE
swenson Goes to Norway and Boutell Is Switched From Portugal to Switzerland - Longworth
 May Succeed Hill.

Washington, April 22.-Herbert H. D. Pierce, American minister to Nor way, has resigned his post. Lauritz Swenson of Minnesota, minister to Switzerland, will succeed him. Henry s. Boutell of Illinois, who was slated
 Tor Lisbon and who has just arrived at London, has been ordered to Switz-
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22
values Whls
LOO.

New Orleans. La, April 22.-The federal court was called upon to estah- fish the market price of whiskers. Col E. O. Sullivan. lawyer, is suing Paul Felix and w. w. Stiles for sG0,- GOO damages for cutting off his beard in an election row.
The Prescott daily news., 1911-04-22
Names One Contributor.

One of the most startling bits of testimony revealed so far was that of William Burgess, contractor of Du- luth, who declared that c. r. Wiehe, secretary of the Edward Hines Lum- Der company, had told him he, Wiehe, had contributed $10,000 to the s100,- 900 fund.
 Burgess testified that Wiehe said to him:
 "Lorimer did not spend a cent of his own money. There was jackpot raised to elect him. l know what l am talking about because l subscribed $10,000 of 1t myself"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21
A Real Court That Displaces War

The world
international differences Arbitration
method not because the
practicable and because
world justice which
method The Second Hague Conference 1907 od diligently establish
ing judges prevented the realization the
still considering it,
Meanwhile, the
d. CO. in 1907 the States
Guatemala Honduras Salvador Nicaragua
able method strife
all
which of
settlement provided funds courthouse
Organized 1905
the Judgment upon
the kind the history of the world
Salvador and Guatemala of protecting
According provisions
fishing the able three after the
nteoy decree fixing the status restraining revolutionary
pending decision of the
judgment rendered. the complaint being dismissed sufficient
evidence the allegations
The second instituted 1909 by Individual DE- Pedro A.
Diaz citizen of Nicaragua claiming
damages for alleged arbitrary imprisonment authorities
business aud dismissed
the ground chiefly that
Of Guatemala and failing should called
government support his claim
These demonstrated: paeeabiy Of this
crate and orderly method settling international difficulties
tonay quickly held in cheek nerlocutory
decree until the is decision which
parties eoneegnedi that international court u
be constituted that individuals veil a. nations may
Tie results justify further tests Of this method adjusting
eaHuna daeu aaa th prediction a backed IS
ment a aaans VII aesuels.
~ ihe settlement 3 dsnufen
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21
pERs1sTENr COLDS.

There is no reason why cold should
hang on for weeks, or until some chronic
throat or lung trouble Is developed, and
it will not if you take Chamberlain g
Cough Remedy. By its remarkable
cures Of colds that remedy has from a
small beginning acquired worldwide
sale and use. You may know that a
remedy that has constantly grown In
favor and popularity for almost forty
wears has more than ordinary merit
For sale by all dealers. Benson, Smith &
Co.. Ltd, agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21
BONES OF FAMOUS
EXPLORER FOUND

PARIS, March 4.-After years of
searching, the remains of the famous
African explorer, Alexander Gordon
Laing Cl79S,ls20), have been discover
ed on the Upper Niger by NJ. Bonnet
de Mezieres, who was Entrusted with
the mission by the governor of French
Senegal.
Laing, who was o seotehman, was
killed by natives between Timbuetoo
and Arawan on September 20, 1895,
while exploring the course of the Niger
on mission from the British govern
.ment Other explorers dave sought in
faip for Laing's buriel place,
Al De Mezieres collected the tales Of
the uatiees and aseeFiIfined that the
" Rails, Is Lang wa called, had been
killed and bufitu ii pliiee called
saebh, lhiriy-one mlihs pouh ~ Tim.
lnetou s.. Dc Nsslsfes nnaarlhed thu
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21


gu getting up early pick grape
when all breakfast the grub that made the
All something spelling the fruit and they
fell slaughter the first live thing in sight which happened to be their
state affairs crops up with epidemic
happily thing past With the little knowledge that there
p kind Iawaian uked for board
health appeared the lady the H
waas failed recognize their friends death began to
select their victims the Hwans turned against the first thing sight, the
health authorities
past month will probably be known In the quarantine hospital with
nurses physicians horrible death their the inmates
ing of which would enabled the hand than
the lives that snuHed When the disease had fastened its
fought against taking the medicines prepared
by forgotten upon
cultivated Ignorance and will unite assisting the authorities handle the
Ed Tow bill have information spread abroad passed and acted
upon.
The of without being eligible
the club that name even were not filed come back to the same
frequently otener than to the point have tried make
think it the of Honolulu to arise swallow their
acknowledge that they did not know what they talking about
cables
Washington federal building the site
Let forget whatever bitterness there have been in this question
past things present
the future Honolulu today the city that selected the Mahua
In those had kicked off the vesge
still ourselves We
don't laugh nowat seriously argued the point that the Irwin site
% far from the center of the town. Those who backed the Mahua site
convinced themselves that they ht perhaps they them but
the majority them know well that they would be to-day in
taking he sames
question good OF city
building
business The business who helped pull the site selection
and which threatened with eviction, will be hurt ALL
ing that they goes city grows
The public would rather the Mahua covered with uPtoate
blocks eminenty suited federal building
the civic public
buildings Palace The architects
the building where the best effect can be obtained the territorial officials want
Practically wants the Irwin site whatever they
previously pride
the building with possibility having
atOn lost altogether That fear prevails no longer in view of the fact that
be period litigation
desired extension the site efeing
ans-wor building present pros
promise.
consultations
treasury department
building
halls
appears Bystander
of
o
he to for m
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21

bones of the hapless explorer, which
were buried beneath tree about three
feet deep.
Laing was the first European TO visit
Timbuetoo, which he reached by jour.
ney across the Sahara from Tripoli.
Evidence was collected after his death
showing that the Tripoli government
had plotted that he should be placed in
the power of the assassin Burabuschi,
who was appointed as his guide and
murdered him.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21
Small TaIks


JUDGE r cIEMoNs-I just pleasant Of
JOHN Of best things that the legislature has done so
iaF :, their decision not to tinker with the present liquor
GENERAL AAooNBTbe testing the aneb guns
was satisfactory in They ready service
GUY TUTTLEThe going along nicely thank yo and
making arrangement recognized records
Of the Islands
HO1srErTo be the morning of
his arrival by the legislature testimonial
W. BUcHAANThe bookings steamships during the summer
months will be very large On the onnadinnA already
SENATOR FAmoHmD-1 passed that vote thanks cot for u
ing the report of the hoOver committee the Governor That's where
SUPERVISOR NURRAYwe putting $4,000 per month for road
work to commence April We will be able something
SENATOR cH1LLrGwoRTH-I being said that glared
around the senate chamber simply looked
SENATOR FA1RcH1LD-I requested to introduce law abo
ishng all between they shooting the
and means committee I'm going to-
FRANK K ARoIrER-This business presiding
shape of committee of the whole thanes
the Speaker balkedi but just you wait
going you can depend on all bat
teres working time the federal building
been installed building and films every
The settlement people are regular moving picture circuit
SHERIFF JARRETTt took twenty-five miles of physical geography
ascertain the of da
hand
when got to Kaia it all
REPRESENTATIVE TowsE-r of proposed Nuuanu
park that Kameameha the King
battle Nuuanu passing
to the pail left his defeated
BALLENTYNE-A San Antonio paper states that the street
railroad gets of its best from the Antonio
who civil life We have tried discharged soldiers only
few really become the class of
SECRETARY H. p WooDIt looks
the best show for the 1914 convention Railway
railway
lulu large number they will
HANAWAKI KRUGERYou fellows
Club don't
the club that made Cunha alley
We have nearly hundred dollars
j. H. DREWThe customs will opium
the Maon boats possibly packages shippers
in the things
if he mixing
cuisines
ADANsConel Stacey he
his Canadian
he weeks Indian village interesting
feature They win Indian riding
and should make hit.
MANAGER project Young will
probably be operation plans remoeing
of will purposes
believe the Thkler will fill
pressure n
sHEBAI Christianity spreading widely among
the Island of Hawaii the in
Japanese communities When
Enthusiastically He drinking gambling
his whole ideals of life He actually ''orn
B. Won DANMThere is of the
in the business section before
the should fire break the
to different of there would be
board of fire underwriters would like
of
the conductors something which
service appreci but will be appreciated possibly
lately they they will
Baentyne the
getting the adopted by the directors.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1911-03-21

Judge Atkins Of Kohala celebrated
his seventy alta birthday anuiyeffary
on March s.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-10-20
ABOUT CONSERVATION

One of the fallacies 1T Clifford Pin
chOt y scheme of conservation is that
he appears to consider the United
States and the people of the United
States as two separate entities, says
the LewistOwn News. The difference
between the extreme view Of the fad
dists and that If men who insist up
OH considering conservation in Il RI.
tiOnal way was illustrated by an ut
terance Of President Taft at Denver u
few days ago. lie was speaking brief
" upon this theme Of conservation
when Il man III the audience called
ont:
"Wh" owns the public domain.
Mr.. president?"
"rhe United States owns the pub
lie domain.' replied MIR. Taft. And
then he added, ''.And the United
States il the people Of the United
States"
Mr.. Taft said he thought the "fe-
itch" stage Of the conservation meth
I'D had passed. and that the country
now must prepare to settle down to \
calm consideration Of what ought tu
be done i'll the preservation Of our ma
tiOnal and natural resources, and
what steps ought to be taken which
the mistakes Of the past show to be
wise.
Whenever \ man loses sight Of that
petrltied fact ami becomes Obsessetl
with the idea that the United States
is some bureau or department or the
whole administ ration he il sure to III
timately get III bad with those same
'peOple Of the United states" and
come Il cropper.
On his present tour the president
has dwelt ut much length with regard
to his attitude toward corporations.
but at Denver he summed it all M in
few sentences and in Il way that
! strikes The News as sensible. lie
| said:
I'VE are III favor Of progress and
construction. We are in favor Of
prosperity and Of doing nothing that
will interfere with the business
growth of this country. provided that
business growth be along lines that
are legitimate and within the statue
ties.
! ''There is not any desire on our
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1911-10-20
MlDOL EMAN A PARASITE.

The farmers Of Pennsylvania have
u committee investigating the cost OF
farm products to the consumer ~
compared with the actual price that
the producer receives. The figures
which have been prepared by Patrick
Egan, chairman Of the committee,
are interesting and we publish some
Of them rs follows: For the past year
the farmers in Pennsylvania received
*S,5OO.OO0 for their potatoes which
were sold to the consumers for }3O,-
OOO.UN. Cabbages that We're sold in
the cities for -, Ia. 900 Melted the far
Mers 81 500, 900 and milk which the
consumers paid 81. 900, 900 for brought
the farmers 2s.OOO.OOO. IF course
some Of the difference was paid in