Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-09-02
Ye Old English Scribe
On Mccormack Et AL


parts, and also ablest man in connec-
ton with general health matters,
spoke to yc populacc in ye Opera
House Wednesday evening last.
Likewise We ex-president of ye board
of health told hys story of ye lady
and yc mosquito inspector for we
fourth time, to We scribe's knowledge.
Therefore, with every degree of re-
spect, II is suggested that ye story
be now relegated to we curio shop.
Although we Opera House was fair
ly crowded, there were great many
empty seats to be noticed. Even
those of We populace who came did
SO expecting to hear We same old
dope. Some of II they even did hear
but in new way, and likewise be-
coming Interested and sitting through
we address they heard more home
truths in IA short space of time than
they have ever heard before.
From We time that Governor Frear
finished telling ye populace about ye
great doctor until ye latter had even
wiped We perspiration from hys fore
head for ye 9J9th timc-for We Opera
House rcsembleth We large imu with
ye succulent pig cooking during such
times as We populace are wont to
gather thcre-he kept we populace
wondering what was coming next. le
doctor did not start to call a fly any
of yc fancy names which ye board of
health inspectors are wont to do,
so that ye populace might marvel
amongst themselves and say what a
clever man We doctor was. No, sir
We great doctor tore down We veil
that hath long drapcd We doings OF
ye ny family and showeth them up
in all of their filth and dirt. And
even because We great doctor spoke
to We populacc in terms that they
could not misunderstood and told
them Of all manner of things which
they VOTED of all along. but did not
take any notice of. We great gather
ing came away saving what fine
man We doctor was. H
We doctor pointed out to them right
throughout his discourse that while
ye government of we United States
spent hundreds and thousands of dol
lars every year in order that ye moo
cows and gee gees should not suffer
and that We small insects should be
killed when thew attacketh We sugar
cane, We men and women and we small
babies could die in their thousands
We doctors, whom We populacc howlcd
down, saying that they were even try
ing to gather in yc rakeoff from yt
proposition.
He telleth of We many and awfu
diseases, which kill off hundreds ant
hundreds of our friends every year
which could be wincd out of existence
II We populacc would only take "
trouble To do something, and mor'
than that If they would only ALLOW
We doctors To do things for them
Perhaps We most awful thing that HI
spoke of was We fact that sixty-thre'
women out of every hundred who are
operated on by We doctors can trace
their troubles down to ye morals n
we male populace, and also to ye NAL
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