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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25
At THE PICTURE SHOWS
Orplleunl.

OEIhSuiii.
PendletOn's favorite picture the
a-er. Excellent program for Sun
days change:
l. What Shall We Do With Our
Old?' Biosraph. \ story founded
upon an actual occurrence in New
York city. 1t would be well if all
those state legislatures which are
struggling with the question of old
age pensions could see this picture
1t tells the story of the neglect and
cold hearted Indifference with which
the aged worker is treated more
graphically than could be put in
words.
2. "Betty's Apprenticeship" Pathe.
The irresistible Betty is taken out by
her mother, who finds that home is
a poor place to keep such a wild and
/ turbulent spirit Some very funny
situations develop.
3. "A Double Elopement." Lubin
This charming love comedy indicates
that the ladder route to mauimony is
sometimes used by widows and Wild
overs as well as by younger folks. Just
the picture to interest young and old,
| men and women, those who want
drama, comedy and love interest.
4. Pineapple Cannery in China"
! Pathe. \ beautifully colored indus
trial picture, showing an industry not
well understood in this country. 1t
shows the pineapples in all their rich
colorngs. The whole picture is in
formative and is a desirable addition
to the list of industrials.
Four full reels, 1000 feet of UP to
| date high class motion pictures at
each performance.
The Pastime.
The house of quality. The big fea-
ture for Sundays change will be:
"A Tale of Two Cities" Vitagraph.
| The first of a series of three reels re-
producing Dickens famous story. The
first reel takes the audience to the
seizure of the peasant girl and the
killing of her brother, her death, the
visit to DR.. Manette to be a party to
the crime, his arrest and imprlson-
ment in the bastile and his sufferings
in the dungeon. Each reel is a COM
plete story in itself, but the other two
I
wrote it. The second and third reels
will be shown at this theater. Watch
| for date.
The League of Mercy" Vitagraph.
! This is one of the strongest and most
| appealing motion pictures ever pro-
| duced
"a Western Courtship." American
Pathe. a COW puncher is in love with
the ranchman's pretty daughter and
| the course of true love runs smooth
until a Boston young man arrives in
all his finery. 1t is then the cowboy
takes matters into his own hands.
THE Reformation of the Suffra-
setts.' Kosmik. \ laughable farce
The AXolotl, This film is enter
tanning as well as educational.
Land Marks of Avignon, France
Scenic
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25
\ Special Medicine for Kidney All,
Trpnfs

Many elderly. people have found in
Foley's Kidney Remedy a quick re-
lief and permanent benefit from kid.
ney and bladder ailments and from
annoying urinary irregularities due t.
advancing years. Isaac n. Regan
Farmer. Mo, says: "Foley's Kidney
Remedy effected a complete cure in
my case and I want others to know
of It," A. C. Koeppen & Bro.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25

Walla Walla, Wash.-It cost R. A.
Lane Sc in city court to pay for the
sport of sitting in an alley behind the
Dacres hotel and shying chunks of
coal at children and other passers by.
Lane was discovered by Officer Rolf
and taken to the city Jail.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25
OREGON BOY GETS HIS
DEGREE FROM CHICAGO

Edward Joshua Clark of Corvallis
is the only oregon student who re-
ceived a degree at the seventy-elghth
convocation at the University Of Chi
cago in that city, March 21. He is
now an L. L. b.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25
Ladies' to Hold Bazaar.

The Ladies Aid of the Methodist
Episcopal church will hold a bazaar
April and s. Among the special
features will be aprons gathered from
many states, a fancy work and a
japanese booth. Many useful and
ornamental articles will be on sale.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25

Tablets are safe, sure and reliable.
and have been praised by thousands
of women who have been restored to
health through their gentle aid ana
curative properties. Sold by all deal
ers
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets invariably bring relief to wo-
men suffering from chronic constipa-
ton, headache, billiousness, dizziness,
sallowness of the skin and dyspepsia.
Sold by all dealers
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25
DcveIons White salmon Land

White Salmon, Wash.-Dr. john
son, president of the White Salmon
club of 107 members in Minneapolis
and St. Paul is in the valley to start
development work on his half Sec
tion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25

and digest your meals, is about as
handy and valuable a thing as you
could have in the house.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1911-03-25

You've got to pick the good going
when you put all of your eggs in one
basket.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
The Clerk Who Broke the Glass

MERCHANT under responsibility to always full weight and
~
deliberately customer
and
honestly conducted mercantile manufacturing
business
Of the publisher which he advertising
positively
Of business,
quality quantity
saying
t" bottles prosecuted by
manufacturers state the adulans
These good objected by the
straight business proposition When buy advertising know what
getting,
yourself yourself
partners md your nj
publisher
solicitors
they expose
taking money pretenoe
be
Check your invoices demand proof of circulation
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
THE TORNADO
The Herald's Daily
Short Story

several inches in one wave, and he
surmised what had happened. The
water was checked by a dam which
had formed below. In less than a
minute ii had risen foot. and was
at her shoe tops.
We're drowned outT' he exclaimed.
Now be steady, and wen be out Of
here in q jiffy."
with his free right arm braced him
self against the wall of the tunnel.
The muddy water reached to his waist,
and struggled ffercely against him,
but her skirts were clear of it. A fail
would have been serious. Once he
slipped, but he safely reached the
opening and struggled up the bank.
The rain had almost ceased but they
did not notice that They stood SPELL
bound gazing on scene Of unspeak-
able devastation.
To the north, west and northwest
the wood lay prone, like a field Of
pines were tossed in grotesque wind
rows, their gnarled y roots projecting
above the PROSTATE foliage. The once
proud trees lay like brave soldiers
after battle, their limbs rigid in
the cOntOrted attitudes Of death.
At first glance they thought that
their car was a wreck. It had been
lifted ana hurled on its side against
a partially dismantled stone wall. 1t
was half hidden by the branch Of
tree and its rear wheels were partly
buried in mud and debris.
As they stood silent and awestricken
amidst the manifestation of the in
Significance Of man, the sun burst forth
from behind laggard cloud. The eff
feet was theatrical. It was the throw
ing Of a Hmelight on a scene which
marks the climax Of some tense sit
uatton. Instinctively they lifted their
hands and cheered for sheer joy.
What care we for wrecked motor
cars and wet clOthing?" he shouted.
1T is splendid to live" she cried.
Then they returned to earth and the
bedraggled motor car. At the end Of
an hours hard work the machine gave
its first sure sign Of returning con
seriousness and a few minutes later the
RED monster stood coughing in the
roadway.
Waving a kindly farewell to the
shelter which had saved them, they
took the back lane until they came
to road which led away from the
course OF the tornado.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Henry Smith ara
sun partial to the charms of the
country near the old stone culvert
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
IA Years Ago To-
From The Herald OF j..
This Date 1897 uoy

William zabrislkie has returned from
q Tucson trip.
p. S. Newman made a large cattle
Shipment to Tucson today.
Alfred Kinney left for Burlington.
Ia this morning on visit
The present White Oaks line run
ning north Of Fort Bliss will be moved
1000 feet to the east
The Washington Park Driving asso-
cation has been organized. and the
books for subscriptions will soon be
open.
Major W. H H. Llewellyn came to
81 Paso this morning from Las Crucss
He viii remain in town for several
John Lufain. Of New Mexico. is now
CRAFTSMAN In the office of chief
engineer Campbell, Of the White oaks
road.
The transfer of the White Oaks
property, owned by the Gould inter
esIs Was made today to the FL PasO
q southeastern Railroad company.
q. S. Stewart and family have re-
turned home after a visit to the Santa
hosalla Hot Springs. lack White, who
night.
Burglars broke into a Myrtle ave
nue. house last night and made a
rather heavy haul of clothing. in the
line Of OvercOats and dresses. and made
good their escape.
II. Lutz, who helped himself to
wheel from McCutcheOn & Payne's
stand, was yesterday fined $50 in the
district court and sentenced to one
day In the county Jail
Superintendent of motive power J.
". Adds, together with master me-
chanic Potten, of the T. & P, left for
the east this afternoon after an in
spection trip over the western lines.
1t is reported that the horses and
wagon Of Nick Carson have been
stolen After hitching them near his
house yesterday, he left the team for
few minutes. Upon his return both
were gone. It is thought that the
side.
The Juarez authorities succeeded in
unearthing the gang of counterfeiters
last night that has been operating here
for some time. The gang is composed
Of two MeXicans. All their dies and
other tools We're confiscated and will
be used as evidence in the case against
them The American dollars made by
them were especially good, containing
but few flaw
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
Abiline Transformed

quite
EWN Abilene seeing many
times The business section just
been completely Sidewalks IS feet wide have replaced
unpd roadway remaining
lighting
little
trolley
trolley guy
buildings possible avoiding clutteng
air with unightIy poles
readily experiences quickly
information
which
SOac party platform
lately
newly pOpulazed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15

When the sentimentalists talk OF the
Tulgarity OF this mechanical age and
bemoan the increase Of machine work,
they do not realize that they are be-
moaning the eventual evolution OF man
TO something greater and more godlike
than his present state.
When the WOrktngman sets his face
against the inrOdUctiOn OF a labor-sav-
ing machine he does not know it, but
ne is setting dis fGTe against the bet
terment OF the lives OF his children or
his grandchildren.
When the stage coach. with its regu-
lar mails, was first introduced into
the country the men who had carried
malls on horseback across country de-
clared the stage a monster, which took
bread from poor mems mouths After
the railroad came, the stage coach de-
voice made the same protest: and tne
steamship was anathematized by the
salIboat, and q the trolley by the rail-
road gas was considered the destruc-
ton Of the lamp industry, and electric
light was an invention Of the devil to
the gas company.
Yet each new invention made new
industries for labor and created new
occupations and new into=ests for hui
mainly.
Means Emancipation for Mind of Man.
The sewing machine brought conster-
nation TO the seamstresSes and tailOrs;
and the mower was regarded as an
enemy 20 the poor man who had sup
ported hlmseH by welding the scythe
al ud9Au8 ana harvesting seasons
Yet what one OF US TODAY would like
to see this country dependent upon a
mounted man riding across fields with
the mall bag, or upon the fish oil lamp
for light, or the sailboat and stage
coach for transportation, or the scythe
for garnering the harvests. or upon the
needle for all work in fashionable gar
ments?
Every machine means emancipation
for the mind OF man.
1 have not been stirred by anything
in the world Of art more powerfully
than I was stirred by the first sight
OF the vacuum sweeper. What freedom
for woman lies In that invention once
IL becomes universal. as 1t VIII
Woman Is slow to avail herself OF
the benefits Of mans inventive genius.
She Is inclined TO drag along IN the old
grooves, saying the old fashioned meth
DDS are good enough for her; but she is
In the path Of progress, and is too
sensible to be ground under its wheels
The day VIII come when all sweeping,
washing. ironing, dish cleansing and
other mental labor viii be accomplished
by the mere direction OF a machine, and
the beautiful hours Of beautiful days
viii not be spent in back breaking and
mind monopOll1ing rounds Of ever re-
curing labor.
If any man ever went to the aims
house because Of the advent OF ma
chinery Il was owing to his own lack
OF foresight and perseverance.
Temporarily, indeed, the indivtdual
may suffer from loss Of accustomed oc-
eupation; but II he keeps his mind alert
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
BIZ FREDERIC ]. HASKIN

man with money and with nothing else
who is bound to demonstrate to ali the
world the truth Of the old proverb,
money talks" Let him come into a
hotel and there is an ominous swapping
Of fingers, a gathering swirl OF obse-
QuiOus fIunkeys, a licking Of chops and
a Sinking Of smirlIs that BODIES i'll for
every other man in the place.
A servant in any first class hotel is
a slave to Mr. DOuceur, because it pays
But to every other man-tO all those
who tip only reasOnably-he IS another
being. On account Of the American
air he breathes he feels the humilia-
ton and the degradation imposed upon
him by the partnership of his employer
and the tipping system. He feels that
he must get even He dares not insult
Mr.. DOuceur-
Therefore when an ordinary Ameri-
can comes within his range. he takes
the prOffered tip, but for fear the ordi-
nary American might get the idea that
the tip taker is a mental he carefully
refrains from expressing thanks there
for. Sometimes an employer objects
to this spirit. He thinks the servant
ought always to thank the patron for
paying him the wages that the employ
er fails to pay. That is why certain
railway companies send out spoilers
to eat on its dining cars and to make
reports on the manner IN which the
tip prOffered has been accepted by the
waiter. The railway cheerful1y pays
the salary Of the spotter, but never
thinks Of paying the wages Of its wait
ers and posting mo tipping" rules in
Its dining cars.
POisOns the Upper.
All OF which goes to show that the
tipping system not only degrades the
man who takes a tip, but that It also
cOrrupts and ipoisons the man who give2
a tip. For, in a way everyone Of US
is more or less related to the family
Of DOuceur.
Tomorrow How the Tipping NUS
ance Makes for Slavery."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
LITTLE STORIES.
Two Languages.

Two Languages.
The charm Of Mrs. Ruth AIcEnery
Stuart's negro dialect stories was great
" enhanced when she read them her
self, as she used frequently to do in
the early days of her fame, fog charity
and church entertainments. Her ini-
tation OF the negro dialect was excel
lent and her small son. who was very
proud OF her accomplishments in this
line, frequently boasted of it among
the other children. Once when some of
his schOolmates were Wanting the ac-
complishments Of their several mothers
he was overheard to declare:
well, my mother Is smarter than
any Of yours. She can speak two Ian
guages."
What are they?" demanded his COM
panions
White and cOlored"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15

and his eye open and his heart coura ge-
Gus ne VIII find new paths leading from
the new inventions which offer 10 fold
the opportunities for success offered by
the old.
The World VIII Not stand SIN.
me railroad VIII serve as an exc
ample.
Where a score OF men in a locality
were driven out OF business by the
abandonment OF the stage coach hun
dreds Of men found occupation as con-
duetors, engineers, pOrters brakemen
and sWitchmen, not to mention the
more profitable positions as officers Of
the road
From the building and marketing Of
sewing machines and mowers and reap
ers more families have derived support
than were driven from business by
their introduction
The world viii not cannot, must
not, stand stlll because q 9eW slow and
satisfied people have fallen into q
groove and are dazed at the thought
of essaying any other method OF life.
Progress IS like a mighty engine. and
those who are standing In its way must
be struck down.
Safety can only be found in getting
out OF the way.
The man who attempted to start a
large enterprise in the manufacture OF
sperm oil lamps after the arrival OF
gas IS means OF Illumination need not
blame the gas company for his fall
ure.
It was due to his own lack Of percep-
ton.
The manufacture Of gas fixtures
would have brought him q fortune
Always look for the opportunity "
ing In the wake OF progress; DO not
undertake anything which means de-
fiance Of new inventions.
Do not imagine you can persuade
the masses to stay behind with old
fashions and old methods.
However you may approve them,
however they may excel the new ideas
in many respects, You viii be wise to
save your breath, vitality and time for
more profitable undertakings.
OvertaIed Minds and Bodies Relieved.
Man is rapidly paving the way for a
wonderful era OF mental and spiritual
deTelOpm ent
The work Of the world is becoming
systematized and machinery. is reliev-
ing overtaXed minds and bodies Of the
labOring world.
Science and invention are working
hand In hand. and befOra the end Of
this century discoveries VIII be made
which today would rank with miracles.
Man IS only beginning to suspect that
he has soul, Independent OF his body.
In very short period Of time all In
relltgent beings VIII ksow the truth.
understood only by the awakened few
today.
Keep your mind receptive. that YOU
may inherit the kingdom which awaits
YOU.
Lift up your eyesl
Copyright, 1911, American-Journal-
Examiner.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
Wisdom From the Soil

recently passed
~ commanding association,
doing day
politicians"
great interests recently expressed
country business cJnges
large
legitimate with
gradual
returning confidence
widespread sttnulatfng effect
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
ORNDORFF RETURNS
FROM HOTEL MEET

Burt Orndorff has returned from san
Antonio, Houston and Galveston. where
he attended the meeting Of the hotel
mems organization. Mr. Orndorff took
a big bundle Of the 'EI PasO Hats"
with him and distributed them to the
visiting hotel men from Denver and
the east. While away, Mr.. OrndOrff
consulted with eastern hotel contrac-
tors regarding the erection Of the new
Orndorff hotel on the site Of the old
OrndOEff IN the plaza. Nothing definite
has yet been decided regarding the
erection Of the hotel. but the project
IS now under Consideration in the east
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
One-Sentence Philosophy
QUAEER MEDITATIONs.
(Philadelphia Record.)

Philadelphia Record)
About the time a girl begins to lose
interest in dolls she turns her attention
20 dollars.
The worst thing about the man who
IS always losing his temper is that he
finds it again
About the only chance so ne of US
have to count our chickens is before
they are Matched
All things come to those who wait, "
quoted the Wise Guy. Yes, but they
viii come sooner If yor are too busy
to wait for them" aided the Simple
Mug.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
The Daily Horoscope RTk- Hsdriet
(November 15-~N

Virgo still regnant the moon, but the trade signs
rise power too, and womans activities should be along
commercial lines 1t is favorable time for buying house
hold commodities olnens fol de ro and such Women in
trade, who work for living promised many advant-
ages Let Them seek that what they viii, in the way OF
promotion advancement of salary other concessions and
if their be Just, they viii obtain what they seek
The stars with them In the domestic world the augr
les favorable to the solution of all Of vexng
problems Inspiration should be afforded to how to
tighten labor, economic in time and money and achieve
leisure for visits, shopping and bridge whist. 1t is
day for women but in parctcal rather than in romantic
endeavOrs Though the two often combined the we'll
ze eonteuted spirit, greatest OF blessings promised the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15

While ex-president Roosevelt was on
his famous Louisiana bear hunting trip
he ---ssed by an old colOred mans cab
in and saw two fine hounds.
Mr.. Roosevelt made several offers
for the hounds, but the old man shook
his head. Finally the president said:
If you knew who I am you would
sell me those hounds"
Sell you dem hOun' daWgs if
knOWed who you isl' exclaimed the
man. Who is YOU, anyhow
I am president Roosevelt" was the
rely.
The old man looked at him<a moment
ard then said:
See heah I wouldn't care If you was
BOckah T. Washington-you couldn't
get Gem dawgs'
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
HUrrOR 0F TaE DAY.

Knicker-Jones bEags he he's - open
mind BOcker-Yes. everything escaped
from II long ago-NeW York Sun.
Ned-What did the telephone girl say
when she handed back Jacks solitaire
and broke the engagement Tom
Ring Off!-Somerville Journal
Il usppOse you and your wife share
everything Not at all. She insists
that I have all the faults. Detroit
Free Press
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
UJ'cT1HA Wallis Denatured Poem

grown of his Ringing according he's
~ Condemned
pdOr the soul attitudes and ju
/
uplifting fights deck in the alley, he look
and the
GEORGE shouts the y the king cannot climb church steep to
The beachers
the umpire % lonely Of all living Creatures he Just has to
world
bring though bOes and berwocs thankful that
you're a king!
Copyright 1911 by George CCakH e@0t>
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15

AAe A8o u IA
" he wonderful age Of the world I
sing
The age OF battery. coil and
spring,
OF steam, and storage, and motored
thing.
Though faith may slumber and art
seem dead,
And all that is spoken has once been
said,
And all that is written were best I'M
read;
Though hearts are iron and thoughts
are steel,
And all that has value is mercantile.
Yet marvellous truths shall the age re-
veal.
Aye, greater the marvels this age shall
find
Than an the centuries left behind,
When faith was bigot and art was
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
IN AND ABOUT rlHE CITY.

philadelphia ltecord-)
The only cure for Cd age is to die
young.
The selfmade man never seems to
suffer from remOrse.
A nest egg in bank viii keep a man
from brOodiDg over his troubles
Lots Of politeness is wasted on peo-
pie who are too slick II be taken in
by it.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
Ell PASOAN GETS
A FEDERAL JOB

Washington, D. C., Nov. Isl ".
JOhannessen. an instrument maker Of
3025 TularOsa street, FL PasO, as been
appointed mechanician TO the de-
partment OF commerce and labor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-15
War News From Heel law

IN HERE joker
revolutionary suit its
poses anything should be taken with
going that the imperial
river
only SheI which the
preaeheree o. hell i good Shaksps1n English.
all
posic
immensely publication
square pays percent postage