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The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Jones-Is 1t necessary for you to send
your daughter to Europe to complete
her musical education?
Brownies; cant stand the infer
nal racket here any onger.--Portland
OregoniaD.
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FWANTED-rGoo strong boy to
glaze and assist. in, store. Address
in Gown handwriting Boy" The
Bulletin. sL
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"This suffragette leader states thai
she has nothing to say"
well" demanded the city editor
"can she say 1t in two columns?"-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
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mere. IL uOes DOJ
SENATOR HITCHCOCK. become man.
however important he may consider
himself or whatever position the world
may have given him. to come into the
chamber Of his peers and tell us that
we cannot talk. or that we ought to
talk, or that we ought to do business
In this or that way, which may hap
pen to be. approved by his Judgment,
or his taste, or habits, o. his opinion,
or anything else that concerns him
my distinguished friend from New
York has delivered the senate lee.
ture on how 1t should conduct its bust
ness and how individual senator's
should conduct themselves. When he
has got fairly warm in his seat and
has learned little more about the
senate he will not indulge himself in
any lectures on this subject for two
reasons first, because they are utter
~ Intellectual curtain lectures, and
they are generally the outcome OF a
brand new member, and in the next
place they are utterly Unnecessary"
This was the announcement of a
A Stsnxa From Wall Street.
II was o melancholy tale
The veteran had to tell
"water, water everywhere
And not drop to selit'
III. Washington star.
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WANTED-Men to learn barber
trade; good BARRIERS make good
money and make it easy; we make
good BARRIERS; our course enables
you to double your salary In a few
weeks; catalogue free. Moler Bar
Der College, st. Louis, Mo-
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WANTED-To rent, two furnish
ed or unfinished rooms, downtown :;
prefer furnace heated house. .s4sAd-
dress, H, The Bulletin.
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TIME CARD AFRO ELECTRIC RY

unI fuc cars ,nie to leave Second ST.. go
ush hs"' ing north on Com marciai Ave,
every 10 MT ,li's from 6 a. IN, 70 III b, M.
Going no n m Nasrut ST every II minutes
from a. ~, M Al N.
Poplar " nt 'ld ssts se soa rsf u, dgs
ingnorth on iio'trGt x. at bsbI, H:27, 6l2. 8.57
f:l2 a.. IN. anu ~ ihs same minutes every
hour until l,." anf' IL y. IN.
,-oing west twenty Eighth st. at b;iA.
$40: 6.8I: 81! ,ra 5a4 Il III. and on same min
utes every "u uuth 0:3t and ilD4 p. m.
Poplar y sts dut IA pass st Mary's park
Is minute ~ htt < second Is.
Rcli lnt Nnt .rS n Ig:s, l. ~ a. W ssn 4
III 1890 a ~ s:pl u, s:3o a. m; 4;3u a. m;
$50 a. M
North - Umlntlt mt f2p, M, n. M; a.
m: a. ~ u y, ms. AH III,
Belt ana f'"i a.te re due To pass West
fhrty.forli' Il - minutes after leaving
Second ~tIt,f,
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Knicker--What was the mystery Of
the man with the iron mask?
Bocker-Whether he was an umpire
OF catcher.--Brooklyn Life.
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shnllsd.

The farmer viewed the battlefield by can
non ripped and torn.
Them soldiers is help, he said; they've
went and shelled my corn"
Dallas News.
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backed.

It's quite unfair that every time it comes
In from trip,
No matter what its earnings we're, the
captain docks the ship.
Dallas News.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Mrs. Jawback--I married you be-
cause pitied you, No one else would
Mr.. Jawback everybody does
now, Toledo Blade
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Miss sweet-We all consider Willie
the flower of the family.
Mr.. Spooner-Yes; he's a blooming
nuisance.--Purple Cow.
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Inevitable Controversy.

Alas. dissension will not cease
And leave the world of ours content.
TO mention universal peace
May serve to start an argument.
Washington Star.
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Consolation.

Knicker--My wife is always praisiug
the men she rejected for me.
Bocker-Never mind: she will praise
you to her second husband.--New York
Sun. .----L~ -.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

"Say. they have some odd effects In
burnt leather down here
Yes; the girls are getting little
tanned. "-Louisyile Courier-Journal
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
Scott at Senatorial Courtesy.

ScoH at Senatorial Courtesy
John Sharp Williams of Mississippi
a senator only since the fourth day of
united forces of Republicans, inSur.
gents and recalcitrant Democrats
lanes A. Reed of Missouri. so new
to the senate that he has often 70 be
told what he can and cannot do. lnrs
defiance at senatorial courtesy and sen
atorial leaders.
Atiee POmerene of Ohio fights for a
prosecution of the Standard Oil Of
ficials,
II am asked If there is precedent
for this s.sresOlution = Snfd Senator
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AGENTS,

LOST-Purse containing SIS bill
and check, Friday evening, shortly
after 8 o'clock, between Arcade and
Bijou. Finder, return to The Bulle-
tin.
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"And she swept the room with a
glance"
That's nothing. Our maid sweeps
room without d glance."-woman's
Home Companion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Mrs. Pinhead--You said before we
were married that my word should be
law.
Mr. Pinhead-That was before !
found out that the law was unconsdtu-
tional. Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

Gyer-PooEs Jaygreen has Joined the
great silent inaioEtr IsN e
Myer-You doH,t sayl When did fe
dle2 Ndlt fStla N%a
Gyer-oh, he didn't die. he got mar
ried Observation-Disclosures Times.
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"Pa. why does love make the world
go roundT'
Because every lover is a crank, my
son. Judge.
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Though all disdainful Of demand.
It's hot or cold or dry or wet,
We're ultimate consumers and
We've got to take what we can get.
Washington Star.
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PAnce.

The infant lost its nickel. and we gave II
copper cents,
Which caused 1t to forget its loss, for they
were recompense.
--DauaE News.
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$50 you have been married? Did
your husband die, or what2'
"The latter."-Ckicago Record Her
aid
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WANTED.

w A N T e D-Position by lady
familiar with bookkeeping and gen
eral office work; references III"
Tile Bulletin
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The Hind Leo Artist.

The katydid sounds forth again
The note 1t finds enhancing.
It thinks that 1t is singing when
It's only barefoot dancing.
Washington Star.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE--Horse and buggy
mare 10 years old, suitable for any
purpose. Apply x. c. Restaurant
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THE way that man looked at me
was most insulting"
"Did he stare2"
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Second story of the
Bulletin building, 703 Ohio St. Apply
at the Bulletin office
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

FOR RENT--Modern front room.
213 Fourteenth street. .,-, 4
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28
Young Men StartIe Older
Members With Ideas as
to the Body's Conduct.

"\HE time honored presidents
Of the United States senate
- are being smashed by the
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/ NICELY furnished large alcoye
front room with running water and
all modern conveniences. 4o6 25th
St, one block from street car.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-08-28

mo; he looked once and then turned
away as If we're not worth noticing"
4:-Lohdqn Opinion, nil .t
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PEOPLES COLUMN
Rates For Classified Notices.

One Insertion, per word $50. .0l
rbree Insertions. per word, :. .O2L
One Week, per word -. .05
Une Month. per word. 80. is
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"a FOR RENT Furnished rooms
Apply 202l Poplar St
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
CAN KILBANE
BEAT ATTELL?
All Things Considered Cleveland
Boy Has Fine Chance.
SHOWS SPEED AND SKILL
Yeunsster Who Recently Defeated All
the Cracks on the Pacific Coast Pick
ed BY Many to Defeat the Feather
weight Champion.

Now that Johnny Kibane has
cleared his path toward the champion
ship goal now held by Abe Attell the
question presents itself, What are Kill
bane's chances with the holder of the
championship title?
There will be big diversity of opiD-
Jon among the followers of the game
throughout the country. Johnny has
thousands of admirers who have abso-
Lutte confidence in his ability to beat
the wonderful little Hebrew fighter,
and on the Pacific coast there are a
good many who will support him in
his dispute with Attell in case they
are matched.
Although the sporting enthusiasts of
the coast have the reputation of being
partisan to a marked degree and Bit
Iterly prejudiced against all boxers
from other parts of the country when
they are opposed in battle to a native
son, there are some fair minded who
cannot get around the fact that the
Cleveland boy arrived on the coast
stranger and in the face of discourag-
ing conditions beat three of the hard
est boys in his class, thereby earning
recognition in the select circle and the
right to battle with the holder of the
worlds championship.
In other words, Johnny Kilbane, by
his gallant fighting, made the Califor-
mans, prejudiced as most of them
were, like him. They will, or at least
q number of them, now back him in
his match with Abe, for the Califor-
mans are a shrewd lot when they set
out to wager their money on boxing
bout.
Viewed from q strictly unbiased
point of view and with due respect to
Abe Attell and the wonderful ability
he has displayed in the past, it now
looks as if Kilbane stands a good
chance of winning the title that Abe
has defended so valiantly for so many
years. There are several reasons for
this conclusion. In the first place,
Kilbane has shown high class in every
department of the game. he has prov
ed to be an exceptionally brainy sort
of fighter, possessed of the necessary
speed. hitting power and ability to
stand punishment. He has also shown
remarkable endurance. for he has, fin
ished all of his battles in good condi-
ton and not been fatigued to any ex-
tent.
Attell Is reaching an age at which
the average pugilist begins to retro
grade. while Kilbane is just approach
ing his maturity as a fighter. The
best fighters ever known to this coun-
years of twenty-one and twenty four
years. Kilbane is now going on twen-
ty-two, and he is still gaining in
strength and hitting power.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
Psychology of SIeen.

The psychology of sleep is vast and
little explored subject. Sleep deepens
to trance. trance to death. Therefore
In life. speaking somewhat paradox
.cally. sleep is most akin to death.
Whether the spirit is parted from the
body and goes long journeys through
space. or whether it is. in a state of
one long dream. parts of which we are
alone conscious of. is a matter for the
Society of Psychieal Research. Yet
many of us have dreamed things. seen
things or even spoken and heard things
in sleep which we have seen, heard or
spoken later on in reality. We can
more or less follow the stages up to
the final sleep of all, but here we must
pause. and, with Hamlet, in vain at
tempt TO learn what lies beyond the
veil: "And in that sleep of death, what
dreams may come!'-London Globe.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
COLLEGE HAS PLANS
FOR PERFECT GIRLS.
Physical Director Of Radcliffe An.
neuness q Novel System.

To make Radcliffe college girls the
most perfect Representatives Of wom-
anhood is the plan of Miss Elizabeth
Agnes Wright. physical director. The
card system has been introduced. and
each student will account for her
hours of sleep, her hours Of exercise
and other details Of her daily life
An effort will be made to regulate
the amount of exercise taken by each
girl daily. Walking will be especially
encouraged. Freedom from coughs
and colds will be sought. Each day
on making out the card the student
will state whether she has caught a
cold.
That sufficient sleep will be enjoyed
by each girl is the hope of Miss
Wright. and she believes a proper
amount may be insured after the first
months records have been turned in
and examined. Recommendations will
then be made to the students. Miss
Wright expects to treat the students
individually.
''If girl goes so many nights to the
theater that in my opinion 1t might
impair her health / will advise her ac-
cordingIy," she said ut is purely
matter of personal hygiene so far as
am concerned.
II believe girl should get at least
eight hours sleep. Nine hours is bet
ter. 1t is personal equation.
81 don't think girl ought to eat
pickles or very much candy.
Radcliffe has a reputation as
place filed with very studious girls.
hope and believe it will earn reputa-
ton Of turning out girls perfect phys
ically as well as perfect scholars"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
LIVES IN FOUR STATES.
Ranch Extends Into Utah, Colorado,
New Mexico and Arizona.

When Fred Terror, a stockman,
went to Kansas City with herd of
cattle he for a time was puzzled as to
what state to register from. He ex-
planned that he lived in four states
Colorado. New Mexico. Utah and Ari-
zona-his ranch extending into all four
and his house standing on the point
where they meet.
Mr.. Terror eats his meals in Colora-
do, sleeps in Utah. has his best room
in New Mexico. and his kitchen extends
into Arizona. Mr.. Terror gets his
mail at Cortez. Colo. but votes in
Utah, because he sleeps in that state.
His legal business he does at the coun-
ty seat Of Apache county, Ariz., be-
cause most of his ranch lies in that
state. The windmill which pumps wa
ter for his stock is in New Mexico. but
the trough is in Arizona.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
LIVE STOCK SHOW.
Coming Exhibition at Chicago Will Be
Greatest Ever Given.

Coming Exhibition at Chicago Will Be
Greatest Ever Given.
Preparations for the International
Live stock exposition to be held at the
International amphitheater, Chicago,
from Dec. 2 to 8 are rapidly nearing
completion. 1t was announced by
Secretary B. H. Heide that already
the list Of entries has surpassed those
of former years.
The premiums to be offered this year
will approximate 100000 The cham
pion live stock from Canada and Mex
ico will try for the purses.
President John A. Spoor Of the ex-
position company declared that more
interest is being exhibited this year
than ever before.
1--WE are striving to make this the
banner year of the International Live
Stock exposition" said he, land from
the way things look at present Chica-
go will have the greatest show Of its
kind ever given in the world"
Secretary Heide. who has made a
tour of the big fairs throughout the
United States, said:
ANY one who thinks live stock
breeding is dying out should pay a
visit to the county and state fairs
throughout the United States. He will
soon see his error. To my mind there Is
more interest being shown in the rails
ing Of fine live stock than ever before
in the history Of the country"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
FIGHT OFF WORRY.
pen't Waste Nervous Strength sM
Energy In Useless Frettioa,

Energy In Useless FretttNa.
The immediate cause of neuralgia n
poison in the blood; therefore on,
object is to keep the blood pure ana
healthy, as 1t is only when the blood
Is poor that the neuralgia poisons de-
velop In 1t. Poor blood is caused bv
lack Of sleep, lack of fresh air. i'm.
proper, food and overfatgue. by too
little exercise and by mental worry.
Nothing is easier to say than Don't
worry and few things so dill cult 10
carry out But by Don't worry" ihe
doctors mean do not waste valuable
nervous strength and energy in fret.
ting over things beyond your control
Make a point Of putting all anxiety
from you during meals and above all
when you go to bed. Train yourself to
think of something cheerful as you try
to go to sleep; otherwise your sleep
will be harassed and fitful and will do
you very little good.
He was q wise man who made ii a
rule to think of nothing disagreeable
after 10 o'clock at night. He at any
rate could never have been victim to
neuralgia.
Keep up the general tone of the
nervous system and you will have little
difficulty in keeping off nervous all,
ments, notably neuralgia. - London
Mail.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
"A Child Shall Lead Them"

HI was III DOSlOu.
They were having difference"
"After careful cogitation," said he,
81 am firmly convinced that dis
played deplorable lack of discern
ment in choosing you as the partner
OF my joys and SORROWS"
"You are correct" said she, "and
am sure that l must have been suf-
fering under mental alteration to
have given an affirmative answer to
your impassioned pleading"
"T have realized" said Bartholomew,
the four-year-old progeny, as he step
ped from the nursery-"I have re-
ahZed for several years that my pa
rental affiliations were uncongenial,
might almost say distasteful But |
have deemed it my duty to continue as
the tie that binds Now l must in
sist that unless you show to each other
the courtesies due my immediate an
cestors shall be forced to repudiate
my relationship
They embraced. Again little child
had won.-BrOoklyn Life.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
SAVED A DOLLAR.

But Connections Postmaster Loses His
$500 Year Office.
The postmaster at East Berlin.
Conn, reports that his receipts in the
last year were 5000.
If he had spent dollar for stamps
his receipts would have been $1,000.
the minimum allowable If his Office
was to continue in the third class.
But the dollar was not spent for
stamps, and so the postmaster gem
eral under the law must, he said, put
East Berlin back into the fourth class.
That cuts of the annual allowance
Of 500 for rent, fuel and clerk hire.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
G0TCH MAKING TOUR.
Meeting All Corners, Too, but They
Must Tackle Turk First

Meeting All Corners, Too, but They
Must Tackle Turk First.
Frank Gotch. the champion wrestler
of the world, is being pestered by
knights of the mat from all over
America and Europe for bouts. Since
his triumph over Hackenschmidt
Gotch has been in no mood to try CON
clusions with man like Zbysco. but
has been busily engaged perfecting a
tour around the world in which he
picks up lemons to drop in overnight
matches.
In the Gotch stable is Yusuf Nah
mout. the big Turk, who has forced
the shoulders of many good wrestlers
to the mat. Since Yusuf has been en-
gagged by Gotch the champion has used
the Turk as the fall guy" Every
time a wrestler challenges Gotch to a
bout the champion replies, Throw
lMahmout and then I'll consider your
case" AS the Turk is almost as good
as Gotch at the game. the climbers Of
the wrestling ladder fail to reach the
champion.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02

TWO OF MICHIGAN's LEADING PLAYERS.
strength as his leaders partner. The
worst holes Hurry Up" found to fill
were the guards.
Michigan felt a severe blow when
she lost Benbrook. So far Almendin-
ger, likely looking lineman, has been
used as guard, while the other guard
has been Boyle, veteran of last years
team. Petersen, new man, is playing
center. He promises to be as good as
If not better than Cornwall. who
played the position last year.
Mcmillan, the sensational quarter
back find Of last season, is again on the
job. In the matter of backs Michigan
is well fortified with Craig. Torbet.
Huebel. Wetmer, Robinson and Har-
rington.
Yost Is giving a lot of attention to
Thompson, the fullback, whose kick
ing abilities give him a big advantage
over the other men out for the middle
back position. Thompson has devel-
oped into quite kicker, and it is upon
him that Yost depends to score a Penn
sylvania victory.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
A FREAK OF NATURE.
The Curious Vegetable Caterpillar Of
New Zealand.

The Curious Vegetable Caterpillar Of
New Zealand.
Among the many strange growths.
apparently freaks of nature, which are
to be found in New Zealand the vege-
table caterpillar readily ranks among
the foremost. This caterpillar is sew.
erai inches in length. is hairless and
does not differ essentially in appear
ance from some OF the caterpillars of
our own land.
Its claim to distinction lies in the
fact that when it gets ready to die it
digs hole for itself in the earth and
completely buries itself. Later a slen-
der green shoot springs from the spot.
This bears two or more leaves near its
top.
Upon investigation it is found that
the green shoot springs from the head
of the dead caterpillar, and further in
vestigation develops the fact that the
body of the caterpillar is filed with
roots.
The form is retained without change,
and the roots do not pierce through
the skin or enter the ground. When
dug up this dead yet living freak pre-
sents a most odd appearance, for the
head and even the eyes of the cater
pillar are distinctly seen. yet from the
head is growing the green sprout, with
its leaves.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
aBEAr oUAKERS," YosT's CRY
Michigan Eleven Planning Trick Plays
Fer Penn.

Michigan Eleven Planning Trick Plays
For Penn.
Beat Pennsylvania is the battle
cry of the Michigan football player.
Since the season started Coach Yost
and his wolverines keep close tabs on
reports Of the Quaker eleven. Last
year Michigan held Pennsylvania to a
so score, and this year it hopes to do
even better. Hurry Up" Yost is teach
ing his men all kinds of tricks In order
that the Red and Blue collegians may
be conquered when they battle on
Michigan's gridiron on Nov. 1S.
Yost does not bury the fact that he
has one of the best teams In years.
He already has gone ON record as
saying that he expects this years
team to make as great record as his
great 1904 eleven did The Wolverines
look upon the Quaker game as the
hardest OF the season and the best one
from which TO judge Michigan's real
gridiron strength. There is no method
of obtaining the Wolverines strength
Slice 1OSl SNudu uOCS lOl pay Will
the conference teams. Both Chicago
and Michigan play Cornell. and these
games will go long way toward
showing how strong the Maize and
d Blue team is compared to other west
ern elevens.
The personnel of Michigan's present
eleven is much the same as last years.
Not only is Yost lucky to have prac-
tically an intact team, but be has been
fortunate in locating suitable substi-
tutes for emergencies.
A slight glance at the players reveals
at left end Garrels, who is brother
Of the famous Jimmy Garrels of the
'O4'06 team, who is thought to be one
Of the best wings Yost has developed
In years. Stanfeld Wells. an All Amer
lean end Of last year, is again holding
down a wing position. Yost says he
would not want a better man at tackle
than Captain Conklin. Pontius, while
q new man, has shown surprising
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
BASEBALL Is UNCERTAIN.
Recent Clashes Upset All Dope by the
Wise Ones.

Baseball is a funny thing. Cleve-
land, third placer in the American.
proved no match for Cincinnati, the
sixth place team in the National, yet
the St. Louis Browns, who were bad
last in the younger league, licked the
Cardinals, who finished fifth in the
old league, and the White Sox. who
were in the second division in the
American, whipped the Cubs, runners
up for the pennant in the National.
1t is that beautiful uncertainty that
makes the game so immensely popu-
lar The Athletics beat the Giants in
the worlds series, but the majority Of
experts predicted this, as Philadelphia
is individually and collectively bet
ter ball club, as was proved in the re-
cent games.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
COLUMBIA TO- RACE AGAIN.

Defender of Americas Cup Against
Shamrock l. and II. Being overhauled.
The famous old yacht Columbia.
which successfully defended the Amer
ica's cup against Sir Thomas Npton's
Shamrock l. and II. and which was
afterward converted into a house
yacht. is to race again. She has been
towed to Magothy river and is being
fitted out with racing rig.
The Columbia is owned by Captain
Charles A. Tucker. who has been u.s.
ing her as houseboat about Baltimore
waters. He now proposes to have the
old cup defender thoroughly overhaul
ed, which will include new mast, rig
ging and sails
Bridgeton pioneer., 1911-11-02
A Matter of Econamx

"But why do you wish to have a
running account at the department
store?' asked the husband. "Do you
think it saves you anything?"
"of course 1t does, you silly thing.
Isn't that just like a man! 1t saves
me more than you can imagine" an
swered the wife in a breath.
"But what does it saver"
"Time. don't have to stop and
ask the price Of anything 1 want to
buy."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.