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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
WASHINGTON.

The expenses OF the government Of
the United States for eleven months
OF this fiscal year ending the last day
of last month. were $607. .5o7.5Sl.4i.
The Senate battle on Canadian reci-
procity began in earnest when Chair
man Penrose OF the Finance commit
tee reported the bill without recon-
mendation.
A bill has been introduced In Con
gress, being House bill No. 704l. which
prohibits the carrying OF alcoholic IL
quors into dry territory by common
carriers.
A reduction of the sugar bill OF the
American people is predicted by Err
win F. Atkins. head of the American
Sugar Refining Company. as a prob
able result of the reduction of the tar
III on raw sugar.
The governments $50.OO0.00O canal
loan probably will be taken in the
main by small investors. More than
900 sealed proposals have been re-
ceived at the treasury. The new bonds
are exempt from all taxation. Bids
will be received until June 18th.
The military committee Of the Sen
ate will interrogate Gen. Wood. chief
OF staff OF the army, concerning the
necessity for the proposed change in
army divisions and departments by
which the work of administration will
be concentrated in three cities of the
country, Chicago. New York and San
Francisco.
The Senate by Ga to "a passed the
resolution amending the constitution to
provide for election of senators by di-
rect popular vote. The Bristow amend
ment giving to the federal govern
ment supervision of such elections was
adopted, "A to a., the vice president
casting the deciding ballot. The House
had already passed the resolution.
The Birkbeck bank in High Hol-
horn, which withstood a run last fall,
caused by rumors that the institution
was in trouble. has suspended Pay
ment. The directors estimate the de-
ficiency at s1,S75. 900. but the actuaries
think s3,750.OO0 will be nearer the
mark. The total liabilities of the bank
are $43,3s0,910. An official receiver
has taken charge.
The Canadian reciprocity bill row
has sixty votes in the Senate, accord
ing to the White House count. The
Root amendment will be killed by
comfortable majority in the same
body, say the men who have studied
the situation for President Taft.
The Senate committee on foreign re-
lations decided to report favorably the
treaty between Honduras and this
country. providing for a loan of So,
OOD, 900 from banking interests of the
United States to meet the Honduran
debt OF this amount $7.500.0OO is to
be Forthcoming at once.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
EXCUSE FOR HIS LAUNDERING
ideal Waiter. True to the End. Had
Been Working Under Pretty
Heavy Handicap.

He was an Immaculate servant To
watch him serve q salad was to watch
an artist At work. To hear his sub
dued accents was . lesson In the art
Of oice-production. He never slipped.
he never smiled. and his mutton chop
whiskers marked him as one OF the
old and faithful stock. But one oven
ing. to the surprise of his master. he
showed unaccountabls signs Of nerv-
ousness. When tho chicken came on.
he confused It with the pheasant He
served everything In the wrong or
der, made blunder after blunder. and
put a final touch to his shame by up
setting the salt over the only super
stitious member OF the party. Then.
at last. when the ladies' had retired to
the drawing room. he touched his mas
ter on the shoulder. IL beg your par
don. sir he said in = respectful un-
dertone. but could you manage to
spare mo nowf My house Is On fire."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
FOREIGN.

Johann SEVERN Syendsen, the Nor
wegian composer. is dead at Copen-
hagen. He was born in Christiania
in 1910.
The sinking OF an overcrowded ferry
boat on the Volga. near Uglitch. Rus
sia. is reported. Thirty persons were
drowned.
Work Of removing the water from
the cofferdam enclosing the wreck OF
the battleship Maine is in progress
and the vessel will be raised soon.
Four thousand federal troops are
patrolIing the streets of Chihuahua.
Mexico, determined the insurrecto
army under General Orozco shall not
enter The city
Herr Schendel. who recently estab-
iished a German altitude record of g.
594 feet. in an aeroplane. fell at John
nesthal. Ger. with his mechanic. Voss.
and both were instantly killed. Schen-
del was trying to eclipse the worlds
altitude record with passenger.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
DOCTOR PRESCRlBES
CUTlCURA REMEDIES

Il wish to lot you know Of = couple
Of recent cures which l have made
BY the use of the Cuticura Remedies.
Last August. Mr.. - Of this city
came to my once. troubled with
severe skin eruption. 1t was dermatitis
In It's worst form. II started with .
slight eruption and would Affect most
parts of his body. thighs. elbows.
chest, back and abdomenvAnd would
terminate In little pustulss. The Itch
ing and burning was dreadful and he
would almost tear his skin apart Try
ing to get relief recommended all
the various treatments could think
Of and he spent about fifteen dollars
on prescriptions, but nothing seemed
to help him.
In the meantime my wife. who
was continually suffering with slight
skin trouble and who had been Try
ing different prescriptions and meth
DDS with my assistance. told me she
was going to get some Of the Cuucura
Remedies and give them . fair trial.
But as l did not know much about
Cuticura at that time I was doubtful
whether II would help her. Her skin
would thicken. break and bleed. es-
pecially on tho fingers. wrists and
arms. I could do nothing to relieve
her permanently. When she nrst ap-
piled the warm baths Of Cuticura
Soap and applications Of Cuticura
Ointment she saw . decided improve
msnt and in . few days she was COM
plstely cured.
'T lost NO time in recommending
the Cuticura Remedies to Mr.. -.
and this was two months ago. told
him to wash with warm baths Of the
Cuticura Soap and TO apply the Cuti-
cura Ointment generously. Believe
me. from the very nrst days use Of
the Cuticura Remedies he was greatly
relieved and today he Il completely
cured through their use. have great
faith in the Cuticura Remedies and
shall always have . good word for
them now that I am convinced Of
their wonderful merits" (Signed) b.
L Whitehead. n. D.. 10s Dartmouth
St.. Boston. GasaA. July ~. 1910.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
GEN e RAJ.

New York Is to have twenty-four
story hotel to cost four million.
y The first death OF the year as re-
suit of the heat in Oklahoma has been
reported from Oklahoma City.
Prices OF potatoes and other vege-
tables are soaring on account OF dry
weather. Potatoes are 81 per bushel
in Kansas City.
Attorneys for the Standard OIL Com
pany are at work on plans for reor-
ganization to conform to the decision
of the Supreme Court.
For the first time in the history Of
the Albany. N. Y. law school. a wom-
an carried off the highest honors Of
commencement this year.
The signature of Governor Foss is
all that is now needed to enact into
law the direct nominations bill for
Massachusetts.
The steamer John l.. Lowery, with
fifty excursionists aboard, burned to
the waters edge at Hamletsburg. ILL.,,
opposite Smithsland, Ky. Loss of life
is heavy.
A carload Of babies left the Grand
Central station in New York for the
West. They came from the New York
Founding Asylum and are bound for
homes In Colorado. Nebraska, Mime
sofa
Eighty years of age and still enjoy
ing college life. Mrs. Amy D. Winship
of Racine, Wis, will enter the Uni
versity of Wisconsin next fall as the
only octogenarian coed in the United
States. and probably in the world.
The will of Mrs Carrie A. Nation.
who died at Leavenworth. Kan, re-
Gently, has been filed. The will is dat
ed in 1907 and in 1t Mrs. Nation de-
Washington. The estate is valued at
10000.
Physicians of Manchester. Conn,
have organized medical and surgical
trust and arranged scale of prices.
The price for amputation Of one toe or
finger is $40. IS for each finger or toe
additional. 1t will cost S. more to have
twins than babies one at time.
A wind, rain. hail and electrical
storm struck the lower end of the Vir-
ginia peninsula and left trail of
death and ruin 1t was difficult even
to estimate the number of dead for
many small craft went down in the
storm at various points along the
James river and in Hampton roads.
Conservative estimates placed the
dead at not more than fifteen.
There was never June day in Chica-
go as hot as June 9th in forty years in,
which temperature record has been
kept The thermometer climbed until
9s5 degrees was registered.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
SPORT.
WESTERN LEAGUE srANDING.

Articles have been signed for the
ten-round go between Mike Malone ami
Young Erlenborn at Walsenberg. June
22nd.
"Kid" Graves OF Milwaukee has
been matched to box ten rounds with
Pal Moore OF Philadelphia at Boston
June 26th.
An effort is being made to match
Peter Jensen. the Battling Dane, and
Randolph Unholz for a l5-round bout.
at Trinidad. Colo. July 4th.
Eddie Johnson, OF Alamosa, Colo,
and kid" Texas. Of Pueblo, will meet
at Alamosa, June 22nd. in a 15-round
contest. Phil Kearney. OF Denver. Will
be matched with the winner.
Frank Maggold OF Kansas City and
st. Louis, an expert at all kinds Of
billiards, who holds the Southern
championship. Is in Denver in search
OF a match.
The 2O-round bout between Jimmy
Mcdonald, OF Denver. and Howard
Baker. of Boulder, which was to have
taken place at Sheridan. but was
stopped by the governor. will In all
probability take place at Lander. Wyo..
July 3rd.
Preparations for next years football
season have already begun at the
state University OF Colorado. General
Manager Herman Weinbergcr has an
rounced n schedule which is one of
the strongest ever arranged for by the
university.
In a handicap wrestling match in
Greeley. Colo. in which c. Mcmillan
the Canadian wrestler. agreed to throw
Art Magirl, the Nebraska champion
two times In an hour. Mcmillan made
good with Just minutes and "a sec
onds to spare.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

A trial package Of Munyon's Paw Paw
Pulls will b sent free TO anyone on re
euest. Address Professor Munyon. SD I
3eder,on Sta, PhiAdelphia. Pa. II you are
In need Of medical advice. do not fail to
write Professor Nunyon. Your communi-
cation will b treated In strict conhdencs.
and your case will be diagnosed a. care
fully a. though you had . personal inter
visw.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are unlike
all other laxatives or cathartics- They
coax the liver into activity by gentle
methods. They DO not scour. they do
not grips. they DO not weaken. but they
do start all the secretions Of the liver
and stomach in . way that soon puts
thsss organs in . healthy condition and
eorrects constipation. In my opinion
constipation il responsible for most all
ments. There are % feet of human
bowels, which u really . sewer pipe.
When this pipe becomes closeed the
whole system becomes poisoned. caus-
ing biliousneas. indigestion and impure
blood, which often produce rheumatism
and kidney ailments. No woman who
suffers with constipation or any liver
ailment can expect to have = clear
complexion or enjoy good health. II
had my way would prohibit the sale
Of nine tenths of the cathartics that arc
now being sold for the reason that they
soon destroy the lining Of the stomach.
setting up serious forms OF INDIGESTION,
and 20 paralyxe the bowels that they re-
fuss to act unless forced BY strong
purgatives.
Munyon's Paw Paw Pills are . tonic
to the stomach. liver and nerves. They
invieorats instead Of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverish
Il; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that il put
into Il.
These pills contain no calomel. no
dope; they are soothing, healing and
stimulating. They school tho bowels
to act without phyic.
Regular si.s bottle. containing Is pills.
Is cents. Munyon's Laboratory. SD L
Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
JAMES BRAID SAYS;

No Athlete can do himself justice IL his
feet hurt. Many thou.ands arc using daily.
abroad and in this country. Aliens Foot
Ease. the sntiseptic powder to be shaken
into the shoes. All the prominent GolfsrS
and Tennis Players at Augusta. Pinehurss
and Palm Beach spt much satisfactsoa
from It's use this Sphne. II gives a rest
fulness and . springy feeling that makes
you forget you have feet. Aliens Foot
Ease il the greatest comfort discovery a
the age and % easy to use. II prevents
soreness. blisters or putting and Gives rest
from tired. tender or swollen feet. Seven
tern yeas before the public. over 5000
testimonial. Don't go on your vacation
without . package of Aliens Foot-Eass
Sold everywhere. 25c. Dcn't accent any
substitute. Sample cent FREE. AddrsaA
Allen 8. Olmsted. L. Roy. N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
hoMEsEEkERs ExcURs 10 N
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
The Colorado and Southern Rail.
way will sell round trip homeseekers
excursion tickets to a great many
pints in New Mexico and Texas at
eatly reduced rates. Final limit
IS days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed information,
rates. ETC., call on your nearest Colo
RADIO and Southern agent OF address T.
e. Fisher. General Passenger Agent.
Denver, Colo.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
STONE IN BLADDER REMOVED
IN REMARKABLE way

A year and half ago was taken viii
. severe attack Of kidney trouble thas
panied me to such an extent that mor-
phins had to be given me. Was ATTENDED
By . doctor who pronounced It ~ stoas
In the bladder and prescribed LthiA
Water. I took Lithia Water and tablets
for some time and received no relief froa
them. stopped taking medicines for sous
time and having some DR.. KilmsPs
Swamp-Root in the house. decided -
try it and felt much relieved; while taking
the second bottle commenced to pas
gravel in urine until had passed in al
at least . half dozen or more and hAvs
not suffered the slightest since and in al
have taken one bottle and half and feed
very grateful to DR.. Kilmsr's Swamp Root.
Yours very truly.
II. W. SPINKS.
Camp Hill, Ala
Personally appeared before me this
18th of August, 1909. II. w. Spinks. vhs
subscribed the above statement and made
oath that sams u true in substance and
In fact.
A. b. LEE,
i.a., :. Notary Publia-
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
Never Despair.

At . St. Patrick's day dinner In Boz
ton Senator Lodge once said:
Low as was Ireland's state then.
there was no cause for despair. NO
estate 10 ever so low but that 1t might
be lower. Take the woodsawyer's
case. you know.
"'You need exercise. violent exsr'
else. that's what you need Doctor
once said to this woodsawyer. What
II your business. my many
"T'm a woodsawyer. sir
"'Well,' said the doctor. suppose
you don't grease your saw for month
or so."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
Some Contrast.

''Mornin'. Sis Judy" called q neigh
bor's cook to our good old nanny.
Il heah dat Skeeter Jim IL dun go<
him . new wife. hope she lesu fat
tern dat spindlin'. no-'count streak-o-
lean!"
'Fatter n himf" Nanny replied.
rolling her eyes and clasping her own
fat hands. -Lawsy. chile. day jus lak
q needle an q haystack!"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Gwendolyn-Shs 10 not going to
stop at that resort any longer.
Genevieve-What II the reason. NO
men theref
0wsndolyn-Nott that exactly. There
10 one lone man. who has proposed
to all Of tho girls but her. and she
feels 30 out of place when they are
holding An experience meeting.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
A short Month.

IT didn't have a single engagement
to lecture in February" said the pro-
fessor.
well. it's an even break. then" said
his wife.
How soY'
You and the month were both short
Of dates"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
Grateful.

How does Slithers feel about that
chauffeur who ran OF with his car
and his daughter!" asked Wilkes.
Hes mighty grateful" said Bill
dad He says the poor idiot relieved
him Of his two most expensive pos
sions."-Harper's Weekly.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Until within recent years there had
been ascertained no Trustworthy way
Of finding out the age OF fish. 1t has
been shown that there mere size does
not indicate age. Reibisch. Heincke
and others have discovered that many
OF the bones, scales and otoliths Of
fishes have annual are rings. resembl.
Ing those In tree trunks.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
Who She Was.

WELL" laughed Squiggles. some
men never know when they are
snubbed! That lady you just spoke
to was about as distant as they make
EN- In her greeting"
well, why shouldn't she BET" re-
torted Jabbers. She's a distant relar
tive OF mine."
by narriage?
"No-by divorce. She got rid Of mo
at Sioux Falls back in 1sss."-Har'
psr's Weekly
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
A kIakar.

81 wish the meddlesome busybody
who made two blades of grass grow
where only one grew before" grunted
the fat gentleman with the lawn NOW
er. pausing to wipe his perspiring
brow, could make two muscles grow
where there is only one now."-E1'
change.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Next to having to listen to the aver
age man tell . Joke the most horrible
torture 10 to have to let him describe
when he made q great hit with IL
New York Press.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
LSsfsv -
-. klissr , O.
na1AA.i~s, !. !.

Prove What Swamp-Roos win Do For Yos
Send to DR.. Kilmer L Co.. Bingham
ton. N. Y. for . sample bottle. Il win
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet Of valuable information. telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. WheA
writing. Be- sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price hfty-
eents and one-dollAr.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Moles and the mole cricket have
the same problem to negotiate In cut
ting caves in the ground. so here An
insect and an animal both have the
same shaped foreless and shovel-like
hands and claws.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

When man 10 trying to take nap
and the flies bother him he can't get
1alf ~ mad with them as he can with
his wife about it.-New York Press.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

One hundred and fifty-two miles OF
the government railway lines In Vic
toria, Australia, have been relaid dur
Ing the years 19OS-1910 with American
rails, 142 miles Of s0-pound rails. and
10 miles Of 100-pound rails.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
His Instinct.

Z see the family dog sinking out
Of the room. What's the matter with
himf'
"Prescience. Presently there will be
Q tremendous family row on"
But how did the dog know thatf"
well. 80 to speak. his nose 10
something of . storm scenter."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

The capital Invested in German rail
faods II about $50 an inhabitant. Ant
about $l56 In the United States.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Garfield Tea keeps the bodily machiner
in order; it regulates the digestive organ
and overcomes constipation.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Heaps Of stale eggs would be frss
II 20 many people weren't too msa
TO use them while they are.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

A woman can make an unfu1fiiled
promise go further toward her happi.
ness than a man can an accomplished
fact toward his.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Our idea Of = true philosopher II .
man who 10 able to explain away his
faults to the satisfacuon Of himself.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

A woman wants everybody to DO
lieve all the nice things about her hus'
band that she couldn't possibly make
herself believe.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

Some people seem to make = spe
cialty of thinking only near-thoughts
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

The royal coach OF England va
built $50 years ago for the coronatios
Of George Ill. and weighs three tons.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

To read one OF his love letters
year after he wrote II II beyond the
heroism of any man.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

It's dimcult for people to generate
advice that 10 foolproof.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
Not His Field.

Doctor. 10 II true that Welsh rab-
bits are unhealthyf"
Il don't know. l was never called
in to attend one
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

An eagle can live twenty-eight days
without food.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22

To save and beautify the
!: !! !:
teeth, remove tartar and ss.5s,...
prevent decay. HS0sI
To disinfect the mouth, de-
stroy disease germs, and
To keep artificial teeth and
bridRework clean, odorless
To remove nicotine from the teeth ane
purify the breath after smoking.
To eradicate Precipitation and body
odors by sponge bathing:
Tho best antiseptic wash known.
Relieves aud strengthens tired, weak.
inhamedeyes- Heals sore throat, wounds
and cuts rs and SO cts- = box. druggists
or by mail postpaid. Sample FREQ.
THE PAXTON TOLL 1T 90. >. .eosro~ .aAse.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
Instead Of Liquid
AnHsepucs sPeroxide
100000 people last year used
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic

Tho now toilet gsrmicide powder TO b
dissolved In water As needed.
For all toilet and hygienie uses Il u
A>t%-- .rd rrora ANN 0m{cAl
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1911-06-22
THE WORLD IN
PARAGRAPHS
A BRIEF RECORD OF PASSING
EVENTS IN THIS AND FOR
ElGN COUNTRIES.
IN LATE DISPATCHES
DoINGs AND HAPPENINGS THAT
MARK THE PROGRESS
OF THE AGEH
WESTERN.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-02-15
RuMoRs or BIG PLOT.

Managua, Mic, Feb 14.---A council
OF war has been appointed to invest'-
gate the explosion which occurred IN
The ammunition barracks within The
grounds of the presidential palace
1t is believed the investigation will
be severe one, for the opinion ex-
lists that there Is a Wide spread plot
against the administration. Nicara.
que is now under martial law, bit
congress will continue IT'S sessions.
When 1t was found that a vast
quantity of arms and ammunition
had been destroyed President Estra
da sent a cablegram TO New York
ordering 5000 rifles, ten Maxims ant
100000 cartridges This was an in
Gication of how he views the situa
ton.
Reports from Granada say there !!
anxiety there, because OF the meas
urcs taken by the government ant
patty due to the unfounded rumoi
that 500 men we're to De sent there
and that other troops were madnl
ready to move to that territory II
anticipation OF disorder.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-02-15
HEAO[ESS BODY
NOT IDENTIFIED
is THAT OF WOMAN--4FOu uND I'M
v RIVER AT ClNcffseaA Tis-AfsE
LlEvED' TO HAVE BEEN iN
WATER SIX MONTHS.

Cincinnati, Feb. 14.-+Attempts
made to identify the headless ua.
clothed body of a woman found in the
ohio river here late last night AMI
which apparently had been in the
water about six months, were fruit
less. The limbs OF the body are miss.
ing, but it is practically. certain that
these were removed by the action
of the water.
The absence OF the head Is a pdz
zling feature aside from the possible
identity of the woman.
Only one woman is missing from
Cincinnati according to the police re
cord, and as she has been gone only
a few weeks the authorities declare
that the condition of the body pre-
cludes the supposition that the body
is hers. The police at Huntington
w. Va. have been notified of the
find, as is said woman resident
of that place is absent and unaccount.
ed for.
The Cairo bulletin., 1911-02-15

on the avenue was interferred with
and II was necessary to make other
arrangements at once. The, switch
would be taken up as soon as the or
der of things on Commercial had been
re-established.
Alderman Nellis protested, saying
thats4he council had granted permis-
sion for a temporary switch at the
subway several years ago, and it had
never been removed Alderman Grea-
ney moved that the matter be re-eT-
red to the Board of Local Improve
ments and the citys special counsel
with power to act. Carried.
Petition Of j. s. Mckinney for
transfer of saloon license at 413 Ohio
street to ]. B. Johnson was referref.
An ordinance by Alderman VIII
liams providing for an electric in
spector was blocked by motion 10
adjourn which was carried.
Miscellaneous claims were allowed,
but Hhe January bill of the Electric
& Traction Co. for lighting was cut
ten per cent by claims committee on
account of unsatisfactory service.