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The Lamar register., 1911-01-11
The Army of
CONSTIPATION



When the minister praised the rasp-
berry jam at Mrs. Green's bountifnl
Saturday night supper. he could not
imagine why Angie and Horatio. tho
twins. gazed at him 80 reproachfuIiy.
Don't you like raspberry jam. my lit
tie man." he asked Horatio.
Yes. sir. do" and Angie does.'
said Horatio. In distinctly resentfui
tones. ''and mother told us that she
was afraid the last she made wasn't
quite up to the mark. and II you didn't
praise II. Angie and ] could have II for
luncheon on our bread. for Mrs. Willis
and Mrs. Sbedd never said a word
when they ate II. and you've made the
third; but now she'll use Il for tho
church sociables," and Horatio looked
gloomily at his twin. who returned the
look In kind.-Youth's Companion.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11
C0NSTlPATI0 ON

NJ u n y on Paw
Paw Pills are ankle
all other laxativcs or
catharties. They coax
the liver into activ-
ity by gentle meth
DDS. They do not
scour; they do not
grippe; they do not
weaken: but they do
start all the sccre-
tons Of the liver and
stomach in a way that
soon puts these or
gans in a healthy
condition and cor
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills are. tonic
TO the stomach. liver and nerves. They
invigorate instead Of weaken; they en-
rich the blood instead of impoverisb IL;
they enable the stomach to get all the
nourishment from food that is put into
il.
These pills contain no calomel. no
dope. they are soothing. healing and
stimulating. They school the bowels to
act without physic. Price % cents.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

II some farmers put as much money
Into feed for their farm pigs as they
10 to support the blind pigs" in town
heir families might have more to eat
and wear better clothes.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11
National Western Stock Show at Den
yer. January is to 81.

A special rate of one fare for the
round trip will be made via the Colo
RADIO and Southern for this occasion
from all points in the state. Tickets
will be on sale from points within $50
miles OF Denver on January 16. is, 10
and 90. In addition to these dates
tickets will be sold from points more
than $50 miles from Denver on Janu-
airy 18th. Final limit on all tickets
January 2ith.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

The Capital tunnel. Georgetown dis
trict. has been driven for $500 feet,
some twenty veins having been inter
sected. The company controls 1.200
feet of ground lying ahead of the pres
ent breast and ten known veins will
esintersected when the end lines OF
the ground have been reached.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

we must economize." said the
man OF high financial authority.
Your grammar is at fault" replied
the ordinary citizen. Why do you
insist on using the first instead of the
second person plural!
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11
Colorado Farmers Congress and Short
Courses Al State Agricultural
Congress, Fl. Colylins, Janu-
AIRY 9Th to 18th. 1911.

A special rae will be made for this
occasion via the Colorado and South
ern from Pueblo and intermediate,
points to I.oveland inclusive. Tickets
will be on sale January and .. Final
limit January -. continuous passag,
on the going trip with privilege OF
stop-over at Denver on the return trip
within the final limit.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Little Girl-Whst's the matter!
Little Boy-I'm crying because nv
mamma has just gone to heaven,
Little Girl-Oh! But p'haps she
hasn't,-Judge.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

The next time you feel that swallowing
sensation. the sure sign of sore throat.
gargle Hamlins Wizard OIL Immediately
with three parts water. II will save you
days and perhaps weeks Of misery.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

And 1t sometimes happens that a
man likes to have his wife get so mad
she won't speak to him-then she will
not ask him for money.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

II appears that all those wonders
that were to be wrought by the gyros-
cope are even more intangible than
the wonders that were to be achieved
by denatured alcohol.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
90 years ago. They regulate and invigor-
ate. stomach. liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

A lot Of the rugs belonging TO the
Ameer OF Bokhara have been burned.
The same rugs. no doubt. that ped
Ter chap tried to sell you last summer
for $3.50 apiece.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Why not breed the mare now SO the
colts will be dropped next fall. when
here are no flies to bother them?
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Mr.. Carnegie wants to be the last
in war, first in peace. and somewhere
IN the pennant hunt when II comes to
banding out libraries.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children t~ethnE softrns The gums reduces In
nAmmAtion . llAy palm Wind oolle. &c bottle
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

The New York Mail decides that
Cherry" is the best book Booth Tark-
ington ever wrote. But even so.
what's the use2
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BkOMO Quinine Tablets
DrusEists refund money II it fails 10 cure. K. W.
GROVES signature Is on each boz. &c.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

PILES CURED IN To IL DAYS
Your druggist will refund money ~ PAZO OIST.
MENT falls 70 cure any cas-. % Itching blind
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Avoid pushing TO the front by going
back on your friends
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Free lunch is sometimes pretty ex-
pensive food.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Your tracts to the Hottentots may
count for little compared with your
acts to your own washerwoman.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Don't make the mistake OF claiming
you never make one.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

pound-a physicians prescription for
special diseases.
Regular ffty-cent and one-doliar size
bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake. but remem-
Der the name, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. and the address. Binghanton,
bottle.
wonderful merits of Swamp-Root you
II valuable information, both sent abso-
ins many OF the thousands of letters
md swamp-Root to be Just the remedy
Of Swamp-Root is so well known that
sample bottle. Address DR.. Kilmer 4
y you read this generous offer In this
3 guaranteed
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

When a woman has an eye for the
beautiful she hunts up mirror.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Between holes in the ice aud holes
in the air. this winters record of
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Nothing amuses the average man
more than to have some woman be
lieve she is bossing him.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Ever notice what poor care other
PEOPLE take OF their health?
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Training as north-po;e explorer will
stand one in good stead at that time
a million years from now, when, &C
cording to DIR. Wiley men will freeze
at the equator.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

It is a well-known fact that disease
is more prevalent among hogs Just
after they are started on new corn
than at any other time.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Argentina spends as much on edu-
cation as on its army and navy COM
bined. How Hobson must despise
benighted nation like that.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Pretty soon no society woman will
be satisfied with bird for hat deco
ration unless it has been slain by an
aviator, now that Latham has shown
what can be done in the hunting line
from the deck of a monoplane.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

A nervous COW is preferable to a
stolid one. The chances are that she
will give more and better milk than
her dull. mopish sister.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

moist soil then kept in an un.
frozen condition as long as possible is
the surest means to prevent winter
killing OF trees.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

There are something like 1854 days
left in which to read those hand-tooled
teokle-edged, limited edition books
you got for Christmas, but you know
you will not look into them.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

No doubt public interest in Luther
Burbank's giant strawberry will sud
denly subside when the price per box
il announced.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Ducks prefer ground grain to whole
grain except in cold weather. when a
ration OF whole grain soaked in warm
water is desirable for them.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

An "Isthmian Kipling' has been pro-
duced at Colon. But what the coun-
airy is most interested in down there
is the crack shoveler instead If the
boss poet.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Warm wheat for breakfast makes
the biddies shell out the eggs.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

President Taft has a new methods
of shaking hands, which prevents fat
igue. The high handshake affected by
some people has no equal when 1t
comes to creating fatigue in the minds
OF sensible onlookers.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. = safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that II
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Sheep do not require as warm a
shed for winter as other stock.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

A new gun will fire 400 shots a
minute has been invented The time
was when discovery like that would
have been sufficient excuse for declar.
ing war just to try the thing out
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

A sheep that has once been chased
by dogs becomes suspicious at the
sight of a dog or any noise that may
suggest one.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Poultry manure is one OF the rich
est fertilizers produced on the farm.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11
DEFIANCE STARCH s ss.. s'- iisss..
Weak Heart

Many people suffer hearts. They may expert
OF breath exeron, pain heart
dizzy feelings oppressed breathing after meals
eyes blurred their heart sufficiently stronf
blood the extremites they cold
appetite because Of weakened blood supply
stomach heart tonic and alternative should be taken
which bad afterehect Such Dr. Pierces Golden
NEEDLES. Discovery which contains dangerous narcotics
alcohol.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

The selection of varieties is the
main essential in growing grapes II
cold climates.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Making the spiral glide" from the
water wagon is most dangerous. Bet
ter stay on the seat.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

One town in Germany made over
800 barrels Of checkers for Christmas
trade. but probably that record is
nothing to some other German towns
that specialize in barrels of something
else.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Calves will begin to nibble at
bright hay or grass by the end OF the
first two or three weeks. and some Of
1t should be kept where they can
reach IL.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

the flock and save your profits. Then
be kind to the biddies and they will
be kind to you In filling your egg
basket.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

One OF the best preventives of
scratches in horses is to keep the feet
clean. II mud is permitted to dry on
the fetlocks irritation is likely to en-
sue.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Flowing not only loosens up the
soil but more of 1t is thus exposed to
the action OF the sun. air and frost
Stubble, weeds, etc. are buried and
SO changed into humus.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

By the way. what has become of
the Americanized "Chantecler" that
was going ito thrill us long before
this?
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Anyone can easily see that bone is
one of the best feeds for producing
eggs, as the fat assists in forming
the yolk of the eggs and also in sus-
tanning the fowl in winter.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Stock feeding in this country is con-
fined chiefly to the corn raising states
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

AS foaling time approaches. the
mare needs the best OF care and the
most careful feeding
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

To maintain fertility in the soil It is
necessary to keep It well supplied with
humus.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Nowadays farmers are alive to the
fact that IL requires strong horses to
perform efficient work on the farm
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

A leaky poultry house means dis
comfort and a reduction in egg pro
duction.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Don't put OF breaking and turning
your land till spring. and then jump
in and try to do in a week work
which, II properly done. would require
several months steady grind.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

An ounce of prevention is worth a
pound of cure in the treatment of
your flock of laying hens.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Milking must be done quickly
Quickly and thoroughly. Anything
that irritates the cows such as rough
ness. or slow milking will shorten the
milk flow.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Any good cellar in which an even
temperature of 40 degrees can be
maintained will do for bees.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Simply laying the grape vines on
the ground will often save them from
winter injury. Throw a little earth
or evergreen branches on them to
make sure.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Guesswork has no place in a well
organized dairy. and should be rele-
gated to the rear.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Sheep and lambs should not be al
lowed to run in the same pasture or
the lambs will be in great danger of
becoming infected with disease.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Butter Is a good price. Feed is COM
paratively cheap. especially SO II you
have saved all Of your roughage. such
as cornstalks. the best of your straw.
and things OF that sort which fire.
quently go to waste This being true.
dairying should bring good returns
this winter provided the cows are fed
literally enough to produce large
quantities of milk.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

The pig. like every other young
animal. loves to be alert and to be
moving about with all the freedom
which belongs to such a nature.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Disorder of the digestive functions
affiicts lambs most severely. White
scour affects the unweaned lamb.
This appears to be the passing of un-
digested milk. Change the ewes
feed. providing poorer hay with ground
oats and corn with sprinkling Of
linseed-meal.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

A stumbling horse is dangerous. and
is usually made SO by bad shoeing.
Go to an intelligent. expert sheer.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Ranking as the best in evergreen
hedges may be mentioned hemloch
and Norway spruce and American ar
Dor vitae.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Oyster-shells ground nne are excel
lent for supplying lime. A pound of
shells contains enough lime to thor
oughly coat seven dozen eggs.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

An acre OF land which produces ,
ton OF dry hay must contain moisture
enough so that the growing crop can
pump up approximately 500 tons OF
water.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

team with one horse fretting and
tuning to go faster and rushing
ahead at every opportunity, and with
the other horse willing to take life
easy. is anything but conducive to a
pleasant frame of mind.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

As the nation has raised the largest
corn crop in its history farmers should
be in a little better condition than
ever before to hold back enough corn
to tide them over until the 1911 crop
is in the crib.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

One man says there is more money
in an egg farm than In either fancy
birds or broilers.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Damp floors cause roup in the flock.
II floors are of dirt. 1t is wise to keep
them covered well with straw. clean
hay or leaves.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

Currants need little protection ex-
cept from deep SHOWS. which some
times break down the branches when
setting in the spring.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

The farmer can. by observation and
experiment, determine which are the
best pasture plants for his section.
The Lamar register., 1911-01-11

II a COW has an apple or similar OBJ
struction lodged in her throat, it can
be removed by pouring a pint of melt
ed lard down her throat. This will
make the animal strange and cough.
and In the struggle the obstruction will
be dislodged.
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BOOKKEEPING; YES NO
New Man Started Out on colIectinu
Tour-Gathers Up the Dough,
But Has No Accounts.

A rich story las been handed in
within day or two with permission
to use 1t, provided no names were
used, 1t might be said that the man
this refers to is now one of the best
statesmen travelling out of this section
The bookkeeper of house in Fargo
on the first Of the month many years
| ago decided to try hustling young
man, fresh from the farm, as a col
lector. Giving him a big bundle Of
accounts, the young man was started
out, and very proudly did he 60 forth
on his errand. He would show the
bosses thing or two and get raise
right on the start. No guilty creditor
escaped that day. All had to ante
up. Towards night he almost needed
a dray to help carry in the ron OF
greenbacks and the bag Of coins of
the realm he gathered as his days
work.
About dusk the rural lad approached
the boolxkeeper as proud as a king.
and, piling the cash high on his desk.
said:
Now, what do you think OF that?p
The bookkeeper smiled all over at
the like of which he had never before
seen and congratulated himself on at
last having found a genius No long,
err would he have to lay awake OF
nights trying to find some scheme to
raise the cash to meet maturing bills
After extending hearty congratula-
tions TO the wonderful collector the
bookkeeper asked for the list Of cus-
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THE TRAVELLERS
in line FOR WORK
1T WON'T BE so VERY LONG uN.
TIL EVERYBODY MUST GET
BUSY FOR THE BIG U. c. T. CON.
VENTIoN TO BE HELD IN FAR.
GO NEXT JUNE.

Matters are a trife quiet with the
United Commercial Travellers Just at
present. Many of the boys have
hardly yet recovered from the holiday
festivities and have not yet taken to
the road.
The local council is preparing to get
busy for the 1911 convention which
will be held in this city next June and
the work will be no easy one. There
are many matters to look after that
should be attended to this winter, so
that when the spring opens up the
actual work can proceed without ces-
sation. SO far as can be learned
about the city the boys of the grin are
all enthusiastic and ready to do what
they can to make the coming con-
venlon the greatest one in the his
tory Of the organization in the states
which are represented in it.
There are scores of travellers who
go out OF Fargo who have not as vet
identified themselves with the council
and they should and would il thew but
knew the direct benefit It would he to
them. There is many courtesy that
is extended to man with the u. C. IT
badge or button that he wouldn't 9TH
erwise receive. Then too, he wouId
feel when he sits down with a crowd
of members of the order, all travellers
that he wasn't intruding. It's mighty
nice to be a member of the order
Why don't you try it?
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ODE TO THE OLD GRIP SACK.

For twenty years or more we've been
Through bright and stormy weather
And many are the changes seen
Since we have been together.
And no matter whether sales were
good
Or twas the duIlest time.
We've always by each other stood.
Dear old grip sack of mine.
When first we met my form was
straight,
MY life was young and gay,
But now have a faltered gait
MY hair is turning gray;
And you have changed, my old friend
too
You're not such "Iate design"
The strain of years has shown on Won
Dear old grip sack OF mine.
Since together we have been these
years,
We've known both joy and sorrow.
The aching heart, the burning tears
The night, with it's bright tomor-
row;
We've seen our friends upon the road
Heed to the call divine,
Blo us goodbye, lay down their load,
Dear old grip sack Of mine.
We've travelled from dear old south
land
To northern banks of snow.
And always find a welcome hand.
No matter where we go.
And won't you, now, to me confess
That true love is sublime.
And brings the only happiness.
Dear old grip sack of mine?
some day Wen end lifes pilgrimage
Well make our parting call
feel cen now the weight of age
Upon my shoulders fall;
Some day I'll close you gently, too.
With thy memories benign,
Submit the record made with YOU
Dear old grip sack of mine.
Howard w. Peake.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-07
SELLING GOODS
FOR YEAR AHEAD
DICKINSON MAN DROPS THE FUR.
NITuRE BUSINESS TO START
ON THE ROAD FOR AN EAST
ERIN NOVELTY ADVERTISING
ESTABLISHMENT.

Charley Hughes who lives out on
the slope, has left the Boulger e.
Hughes furniture store at Dickinson
to start on the road for a big novelty
advertising company of the east. Re-
Gently he said to the editor of this
department that he did all Of his work
for the year 1912 during the first three
months Of this year, and so he started
on the road the beginning of this year.
He handles a line of everything imag-
Unable in the way OF novelty adver-
Using and works the entire state Of
North Dakota as well as a big part
Of South Dakota. Said he recently:
I'VE sell all of these goods year
ahead, and those who are wanting
them order that far in advance. Was
with the company for several years.
and for some years have always drop
ped out of whatever business / was
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toners who had paid and got this
reply: do you expect me to collect
your accounts, keep your books and
do everything else about this shack?
If you do just count me out. If
you need a bookkeeper just give me
your desk and I'll run this thing ac-
cording to Hoyle, and don't propose
to do everything about the house"
The boolSeeper was appalled,. Not
a scratch of a pencil did the man have
of his collections, nor could he re-
member from whom the accounts had
been collected. 1t was something like
q year before that bookkeeper got the
accounts untangled and then only after
scraps.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-07
WHAT HE SAW EAST.
Early Buyers Duplicating, Raw Ma
terial and Labor Quite HIGH.


terial and Labor Quite High.
Returning from the eastern markets
and cities few days ago one of the
leading wholesalers OF the city spoke
of things in general. Said he:
II found the market on furnishing
goods brisk and stiff. There has been
a good early business on advance or
ders, in some cases these have al
ready been duplicated with the mills.
This, of course, is Indicative of good
times ahead.
disappointment is in store for buy
ers holding eff and waiting for a de-
cline in these goods. II will not come
or at least for long time. Raw
and labor are high, hence the
finished product will, of course. be
governed by the same laws"
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evening service will be a union meet
ing at the Fargo operahouse. All
strangers and visitors are welcome.
First Methodist church, corner Ninth
street and First avenue south; John NJ
Walters, misunderstanding services ut
1890 subject: The Religion Men Need.
In the evening this church will unite
with others in a great union meeting
at the Fargo operahouse. This meet
ing will begin at 1880 p. m. Sunday
schoo! at noon; Epworth League az
$3.50. Strangers and students always
welcome. A homelike church.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-01-07
TRIP TIPS.

Lloyd Swords, a salesman for the
e. M. F. company's autos, has re-
turned from a pleasant trip to his old
home in Iowa. Lloyd is overdue for
a trip out to the slope, for he has
been expected there for some time.