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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
PORTLAND COLLECTION AGENCY
Sl7 Alisiy Building. Portland Oregon.
ALL DEBTS COLLECTED. NO COLLECTION no CHARGE
To cura Poverty.

There Is a rational way and Q fool
way of curing poverty. The rational
way is to recognize that the world Is
full of magnificent supplies and to try
to develop in the poor man q better
kind of wants. e.: to change his low
thinking into high, to replace his love
OF mud and Its by-products by q love
OF the spirit and spiritual qualities.
The fool way is to heap upon the soul,
already oversupplied. mass Of money
houses, drapery. fancy halls. golf balls
and highballs. Such wretch has not
riches riches have him. and usu
ally choke the life out of him.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
A Parting Injunction.

Some years ago, when going ives,
was more of an undertaking than at
present. a young man was leaving his
home In Vermont for Illinois. The
family was gathered to say farewell.
and not without tears. The grand
father took the young man by the
hand and said: ''Now. John, remember
the Sabbath day to keep 1t holy; and
look out for rattlesnakes. and be care
full that nobody steals your watch"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
As He Understood Il.

"Why is It," asked the ambitious
young orator, complaining to the ed
itor Of the morning paper, that you
always report me as having said.
among other things Well, as
understand it, you are usually among
other things when Won say them"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
Iove,s Endlnu.

Says an advertisement in the Lon
don Express: "Mary-Waited three
hours at appointed spot-until ques-
toned by suspicious policeman. If
this is the price of love, it is too heavy
a one for me to pay. Farewell, Potts" /"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
Act OF science.

Now that the surgeons can more or
less successfully transfer hands and
feet, when you meet man who In
sists on shaking your arm off let him
go as far as he likes. and after his
departure you may go forth to tho
doctor shop and secure new one.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
No Joint cIft.

Butcher subscribing to local char
ity)-"Well, put me and the missus
down for dollar" Collector-'1 see
a joint gift" Butcher" Joint gift!
What dyer mean? We're going to
give money, not meat"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
Great Even in Fall.

He who is great when he falls is
great In his prostration, and is no
more an object of contempt that when
men tread on the ruins of sacred
buildings, which men Of piety vener-
ate no less than If they stood.--Sen-
eca.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
Years Of Suffering
catarrh and Blood Disease =
Doctors Failed to Cure.

Miss Mabel F. Dawkins, 1914 Lafay-
ette St., Fort Wayne, Ind, writes:
sFor three years / was troubled with
catarrh and blood disease. tried sew
eral doctors and dozen different rem
edies, but none of them did me any
good. A friend told me Of Hoods Sar-
saparilla. / took two bottles Of this
medicine and was as well and strong
as ever. feel like a different person
and recommend Hoods to any one suf-
fering from catarrh."
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, Csc, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
Paid by Distance.

A street singer was singing IN
front of q New York department store
when the manager came out and asked
how much he made. about ten cents
a block" replied the singer. We'll,
said the manager, here's dollar;
move up ten blocks"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17

DIR. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow.
els. Do not gripe.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
me overamuscd cnndren.

Don't make your children blase by
giving them too many treats. Young
children do not need amusements; the
more simply and quietly they live the
more chance Is there that they will
grow up strong and healthy. Over
amused children are never happy; they
are always craving for more excite
ment, and. consequently. are discon-
tented.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
Study.

Study and study hard. But never
let the thought enter your mind that
study alone will lead you to the nights
of usefulness and success. Grover
Cleveland
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17

want every chronic rheumatic to thro,s.
away all medicines, all liniments, all
TISM REMEDY trial. No matter what
your doctor may say, no matter what
your friends may say, no matter how
prejudiced you may be against all adyer-
tised remedies, go Mt once to your drug
TISM REMEDY. If 1t fails to give satis-
faction,T will refund your money .--Munyon
Remember this remedy contains no sal
fcylic acid, no opium cocaine, morphine or
other harmful drugs. 1t Is put up under
the guarantee of the Pure Food and Drug
Act.
For sale by all druggists. Price. 26c.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
A SINGLE Exception.

"Do you think memory for dates
helps man?" Sometimes" replied
Farmer Corntassel. "But not when he
is selling spring chickens"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17

Mothers VIII find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use fos their children
turing the teething period.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
If You Have Common Sore Ewes,

if lines blur or run together, you nee..
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, 25c. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
DYSPEPSIA

Having taken your wonderful Casca-
rets' for three months and being entirely
cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia,
I think word of praise Is due to
'Cascarets' for their wonderful compost
ton. / have taken numerous other so
called remedies but without avail, and l
find that Cascarets relieve more in day
than all the others have taken would In
. year" James McGune.
Pleasant Pslatable Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or GripeL
lOc 25c Soc. Never sold In bulk The gem
uine tablet stamped G C c. Guaranteed ts
cure or your money back
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17

In an address recently given to the
student body of the State Agricultural
College at Pullman, President Howard
Elliott of the Northern Pacific Rail
way, said that one Of the greatest needs
Of the present day is an appreciation
of the values Of country life. Tn part
he said:
fThe railroads gre interested in the
general subject of sss9sacation, and par
ticularly are they interested in better
education, better methods of living, and
bettering country living in general as
compared with life in the cities.
"In the last 100 years there has been
a marked drifting away from the coun-
try to the city. In 1900 only 81 per
cent of the people of the United States
lived in cities, and the census just
taken will probably show over 35 per
cent living in towns and cities.
"a great work is being done by the
agricultural colleges of the country in
showing how to make country life more
desirable, how to make better use Of
the land. Especially is this great
work when it in an educational way
reaches young men and women of the
farming communities We must have
more people who like to live in the
country. We must have country life
made more pleasant. There is no better
life for the young man or young woman
than home in the country. They can
do better for themselves there. Seien.
tific farming is just as important, and
in time will produce just as good re-
suits as scientific work in any other
pursuit.
"The people who live in the Pacific
Northwest. I believe, are very fortun-
ate It is land which is just begin
ming to develop. 1t is land which
will require great deal of hard and
intelligent work for its future devel-
opment. IF any young man feels that
his opportunity is not as good now as
1t would have been twenty-five years
ago. he is mistaken. Opportunities nev'
er were greater west of the Rocky
Mountains thar today for an intelli
gent, thorough, patient young man OF
woman"
81 Tne nospItsi.
First Patient-Do you know who
that visitor is who came In here q
while ago? She was very distin
guished-looking woman.
Second PATIENT was struck By
her, too. and | asked the nurse. but
she told ms the visitor was a verJ
ordinary sort Of person-had nevel
| had an operation for appendicitis
even.
| a eoiege man aiways LaiKs mor'
about It than Is relished bv men VIII
have not attended college
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17
A Modern Problem.

A Modern Problem.
The paragraphers are still keeping
IN circulation that paragraph about
the judge who ruled man need not
support his motherin-law. What is
1t, impecuniosity, tight-waddedness or
fuat pure cussedness2
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1911-02-17

a coiiege man aiways LaiEs more
about Il than is relished bv men who
have not attended college
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
HARTFORD KY, WEDNESDAY,, NOVEMBER %, 1911

age to carry out the Democratic
platform on the trust question.
81 think that the Democratic ma
jority in the House should also car
ry out the platform promise on i'm
perialism, and provide a territorial
form OF government for Porto Rico.
| mention these as some OF the
things that our Democratic Con-
gress ought to deal with promptly
and courageously."
what do you think OF the Dem
ocratic Presidential nomination."
was asked of Mr.. Bryan. He said:
81 do not care to discuss the rel
alive availability of candidates. We
have a number of progressive DEM
oerats who are available-no one
is available who is not a progress
sive-and among the availables no
one would suit me better than Ollie
James. He stands for everything
that progressive Democracy favors,
and opposes everything that pro-
gressive Democracy opposes, and
his splendid Endorsement by his
State is a deserved tribute to his
leadership"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
THIRSTY FLAMES LAP UP
10000 BARRELS OF BOOZE

-- 0weasbor0, -- Ky; Nov II .=-The
No. 2 ID bonded warehouse and bot
thing house of the Daviess County
Distilling Company was burned to
the ground late this afternoon,
causing a loss of 100000 and de-
stroying about 10000 barrels OF
whiskey.
The loss was covered by insur-
ance, which was carried mostly
with Louisville agencies.
The origin of the fire is un-
known. 1t smoldered several hours
before breaking out, and when it
did, the entire plant was in danger.
While the fire ragged whiskey was
stolen. When the warehouse col
lapsed the liquor ran burning into
pools and streams to a small creek,
thence into the Ohio river.
The river presented n spectacular
scene, and the scene at the fire late
tonight was a weird one, there be-
ing many drunken men and boys,
and In tsome places intoxicated wo-
men.
This is one of the largest and
most destructive fires that has Wis
tied this city or county for more
than a year. and there being no fire
plug available, the flames were al
lowed to consume the building in
which they originated.
The plant is the one owned by
the late George Medley and Deitrick
late wealthy distiller
of Louisville, who recently died
suddenly in San Antonio, Tex.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
LACE-SHROUDED DOG
BURIED IN \ CASKET

Columbia, Ind, Nov. 1S.-Trix, a
fox terrier, owned by Ralph JIuff-
man, the 1S-year-old son OF Police
man Frank Huffman, of this city,
died to-day and was buried in a $4j
mahogany casket, which the dogs
master built for him five years ago
The casket was lined with laces and
other costly fabrics, had silver trim
mings, and the dog was covered
with a lace shroud. The dog and
the boy had been inseparable COM
panions for eight years, and at one
time the dog saved the Huffman
home from destruction from fire
by barking and pulling the cover
ing from the occupants of beds
when a fire broke out in the home.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
GOVERNMENT REPORT
ON TOBACCO PRODUCTION

Washington, Nov 1S.-The cur
rent Government report, November
i, puts Kentucky's 1911 tobacco
production at 27O,1S5,OOO pounds
as opposed to 3S1,O24,OOO in 1910.
In quality this output is ranked at
Sc per cent. as compared with SO
per cent. in 1910 and a ten-year av-
erage of SS per cent. In 1911 the
yield per acre is $40 pounds. It
was $40 pounds in 1910, and the
ten-year average is $50.
North Carolina, with a total OF
4,299, 900 pounds for 1911, is
Kentucky's closest competitor. Eor
the entire United States the totals
are these Production, 79O,663,-
900, as compared with 9S4,349, 900
in 1910. Quality (191D is sci;
1910 it was S5.2 and ten-year aver
age was S6.S; yield per acre G91D
is SS5; in 1910 it was 1878. Ten
year average was S13.6.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
PREDICT ROOSEVELT
WILL BE CANDIDATE

Chicago, Nov. 1S.-Nearly every
stock broker on the New York Ex-
change evinced a lively interest IN
Theodore Roosevelt's editorial. The
general effect of it appeared to be
favorable, as indicating the pur-
pose of the Colonel to oppose the
war on business interests. as the
Taft policy is styled by the Wall
street crowd" A New York dispatch
to the Record-Herafd says one
exhuberant broker predicted 1T
won't be long before we will all be
marching down Broadway in plug
hats, cheering Teddy" and the vic
tory in a third-term fight
The effect was shown on the
stock exchanges; steel common shot
up two points and other speculative
stocks were firm and buoyant.
Members of the New York Stock
Exchange expressed the opinion
that the editorial was an opening
gun in r. campaign. AGAINST MT--Tast
and his administration.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
GOOD PRICES FOR WEED
AT BOWLING GREEN

Bowling Green, KY. Nov. 49,
About 100000 pounds of tobacco
have been sold in the last few days
at the Warren County Loose Leaf
Tobacco House here. Bidding has
been spirited, and the prices good.
Prices fiuctuated between IS and
$11 for dark leaf, according to the
grade; Tugs brought from SO to So
and trash from SO to $3.50.
The first sale of the pooled to-
bacco was closed a few days ago
when the pooled crop of that por-
ton of Logan county in the Bowl
ing Green one-sucker district"
consisting of 100000 pounds,
was disposed of at the prices fixed
by the Society OF Equity,
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
GREENSBORO WOMAN TO
ENTER PRACTICE OF LAW

The greensboro Messenger SAYS:
1t is understood that Miss Lore
ma LeJune. who for a number of
years has been chief clerk in tn,
law Office of J. p. Whittinghill, who
is State revenue agent, will take the
examination for the practice of law
at Eddyville some time during the
present week. Miss LeJune has
been a great aid to Attorney Whit
tinghill in the handling of the back
tax cases in the different counties
in the State and is a very bright
young woman.
Miss LeJune, in the event she is
successful in passing the examina-
ton. will be the first Owensbor !
woman who has ever been ADMITTED
to practice law in the State and will
be one of the very few women law
yers in the State. She is a graduate
of the greensboro High School and
is a daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Eph
LeJune, of this city.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
THE THIRTEENTH BROUGHT
TRAGEDIES TO CHRISTIAN

The Hopkinsville New Era re-
ports many tragedies that occurred
in Christian county on Monday, the
thirteenth, as follows:
Tom Young and John Wynn. cit
liens of the north part Of the coun-
ty, walked off the BLUM at the Dali
ton rock quarry. Young was in
stantly killed and Wynn was fatal
ly injured. Calvin Allen was found
dead in his room at Lee Kings
boarding house on North Virginia
street, and an empty laudanum bot
tie by his side was mute evidence of
how he came to his end. Mamie
Williams, inmate of house of i'll
fame, committed suicide by taking
quantity of corrosive sublimate
tablets. Mile Moore, colored cook
on H. I. Minty's farm, was shot in
the head by George Sanders. col
ored.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
Killed In Mine.

Greenville, KY. Nov. 16-samuel
Heitslev, son of ]. S. Heitsley. was
Instantly killed at the Mine of the
Greenville Coal Company at Powder
ly, one mile from here, this morn
ing. lie was repairing some ma
chihery connected with the shaker
screens when the machinery start
ed. catching and horribly mangling
him. He was 81 years OF age.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
WIFE SAYS SHE DIDN'T
KNOW 1T WAS LOADED

Corbin, Ky, Nov. 1S.-Granville
Powell was shot and fatally wound
ed to-day by his wife, Lula Powell.
at his home. Powell went in from
his work at noon. and without
speaking, his wife picked up ? re-
volver and fired at him. striking
him in the breast.
Mrs. Powell was badly frighten-
ed. She SAYS she did not know the
pistol was loaded. She remarked
that 1t was not loaded the day be-
fore and she thought It was still
unloaded. The pistol was picked
up by Powelrs father and contain
ed one empty and two loaded
shells.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22
NO. AZ

will be a large number of persons
attending court, including attor-
neys, witnesses, parties interested
and court officials.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1911-11-22

Eight million persons are in need
of immediate relief owing to the
failure Of crops IN twenty Russian
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
New Station Cayuse

The end of the double track west of Winslow, nearly three miles west of Dennison, known since the completion of the dou- ble track as "3O1," has been of 6cially1 named "Cayuse," the station name appearing for the first time in the time card issued to take effect on Sunday last This piece of track is proving of immense advantage in handling trains i'll and out of Winslow terminal delay" belng reduced to a minimum
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
Winslow News Notes
 From The Winslow Mail
Jr.'s Baseball Club Dance

The dance given by the Jun1Or Baseball Club last Wednesday evening was one of tie most successful social events given this season
 The Opera House was filled, the crowd coming early and staying until the finish, and that they were well pleased was evi- dent from the manner in which everyone enjoyed themselves
 The boys are to be congratula- ted on the manner in which they handled this affair and they may rest assured that their ability as entertainers is being noised around among those who were not fortunate enough to attend
 The committees in charge of the dance were: Floor-Joseph Daze, Dick Duggar, Burl Vincent Ticket Seller-H- C. Shepardson Door Keeper E. B. Hebert Decorations-H- Foster, B. H Sutherland
 The music was furnished by | Messrs- Barnes, Showalter and Mrs A H. Hansen
 Punch and cake were served at frequent intervals, the boys talk ing the best of care of their guests
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
Impressive Church Services

Services at the Catholic church last Sunday were made unusual ly impressive by musical pro. gram of rare excelleuce- Miss Jessica Reed supplied in her usual artistic and charming style sev- eral vocal selections, with Prof Geary, the Middleschutte ot the West, presiding at the organ
 In the evening at the home of Miss Reed few of her friends were privileged to hear several vocal rendictions, accompanied by Prof Geary whose masterly technique is ever the subject of wonder
 Miss Reed left Tuesday morn ing for Los Angeles to pursue her musical studies and while she will be much missed i'll local cir. cles the prospects ofher attaining wide distinction as a vocalist will comfort those who are watching her career with in terest
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
Death of Mrs. Chas. L. Finn

Mrs. Charles l.. Finn died at Albuquerque Sunday, January 8, after an illness of several years duration.
 Mrs. Finn was one of Wins lows old pioneers, she and her husband having resided here for many years previous to their re- moval to Columbus, Ono, their former home, a little more than a year age.
 Her health did not improve in Ohio, and about six months ago MT and Mrs Finn returned to the Southwest, stopping at AL buquerque, where a sister of Mrs Finn resides
 Her death, while being in a measure expected at any time, came as distinct shock, the de- ceased having been for some weeks in much better physical condition than for some time past
 The funeral was at Albuquer- que, services being held at the Episcopal church Numerous floral offerings were sent from Winslow, Mrs Finn having been a member of the Eastern Star, while MT Finn was asso- ciated with the various Masonic bodies here. a
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
Goodwin--Funk

In the announcement of we'd ding licenses issued at Los An geles the papers of Jan IS, pub fish the following:
 Goodwin-Funk - Hartwell A Goodwin, 31. Parker, Arizona and Mona L Funk, 31, Parker Ari. .zona
 The bride is Mrs. Mona 1 Funk, formerly resident o Winslow, who made such an in teresting fight in the recent Ex aminer House and Home con test, she having been the winner of valuable lot at Watts
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
Card of Thanks

Mir Charles L. Finn desires to thank his many friends in Wins low, as we'll as the members of the Eastern Star and of the vari- ous Masonic bodies here, for their many kind expressions of sympathy and the floral offer ings at the funeral of Mrs Film, who died at Albuquerque on the night of the Sth inst
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24
Friday Club Meeting

The Friday Club met on the afternoon of the 2Oth with Mrs. Luce, hostess, and Mrs. Robt' Powell, leader. Subject: "A Tour of Spain's Moorish Cities" !" ''From Baza to Cardova, with description of Granada, Mrs, Powell. "Isabella of Castile" Mrs. Parr. Prescription of An cient Cardova aud it's Wonderful Cathedral, Mrs. Luce. "From Cardova to Seville, with Com plete Description ofSeville", Mrs. Reed. Spanish Commerce and Agriculture", Mrs. Asbury.
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24

E. A. Sawyer returned from the Phoenix country Friday and reports general satisfaction over range conditions in pleasing con- trast to last year Sheep are generally in good condition and the recent rains have provided excellent feed
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24

A large force of Mexicans has been employed in the Santa Fe yards the past few days putting in new ties and new heavy steel to take the place of old ties and steel on the passenger main line When this job has been complet- ed the other tracks in the yard will undergo a complete over hauling so that within the next two weeks the yard, as far as ties aud rails are concerned, will be entirely new
Holbrook argus., 1911-01-24

The railroad accident depart ment of the Pacific Mutual Life Insurance Co. has been well rep resented here during the week past, T. J. Bourn, T. E. Wilson, w. l. Mckee and H. G. Schoncke agents of that company, being on the job.