New-York tribune., 1911-12-11
THE talk or THE DAY.

IHI TAIN DF IN 4 U3 J.
When the Infanta Dona Eulalia of Spain
was in New York in 1895 she made her
homo at hotel In upper Fifth avenue
where a woman who had been presented ct
an entertainment given by the Circulo
Colon Cervantes in her honor called on
tho royal visitor. She took With her a llt-
tie four-year- who was anxious 20 see
real live princess" Although the
room was quite full" said the woman, re-
calling the incident, at was very quiet
Suddenly Edith ran 10 me and pointing AT
the uniformed footman at the door asked:
Mamma IS that Mr.. Eulaalee? Everybody
wanted 10 laugh, but no one did except
our hostess, and her tact put US at ease.
Before VIC went away she and my little
inquisltive had become good friends but I
never hear her name without thinking of
Mr.. Eulaalec.'
Alas! am blind walled Love.
Why don't you consult doctor?' asked
Experience II know famous specialist
who could cure you" .-.-.
What is his name?" asked Love.
Marriage" replied Experience. e.-Phils-
dclphis Record.
GOING TO THE DOGS.
tChicago counterfeiters used hair from dog
for the elk threads in their false bills.-News
item.J
out West, in Chi, where forgers ply
Their nifty, nimble game, .--
They've struck scheme that is a scream,
Which makes New York look tame;
They chase the mongrel through screen
IL doesn't matter where you're at
When man is bent on wealth
lie grabs for what the others got.
With no regard for health;
As frankfurts in New York they pass
In Chi their color is as grass.
II goes to show the way winds blow;
In Chi, or Bos, or Phil;
You'll find the game is just the same
All seek the well filed TILL
For money men are mighty hogs
That's why they're going to the dogs.
A. w L.
"rho remains Of that mastodon," said
tho scientist IN the museum, were found
buried in an iceberg"
"U'm." responded the man from Chicago.
That cold storage idea isn't so new after
all. I."-Washington Star.
In the course of his lecture before the
Urania on the subject "In Bismarck's
House" Dr. Ernst Schweninger who was
for many years the physician of the Iron
Chancellor. said "Tt has often been
charged that Bismarck was a slave 10 drink
and morphine. Up to the last days of his
busy life his hand was steady, so much so
that on the hunt he seldom missed q bird.
This fact d.eproved the morphine and alco-
hol tales. Ny own theory f. that "A man
should be able to indulge IN anything. but
should become the slave OF nothing. BIS
marck could stand much, and this he dem
onstrated al birthday parties, festivals and
taproom sprees. As to the Princes re-
ported tendency to become lachrymose I'M
der slight provocatlon, I saw him weep
only three times-at the death of Emperor
William. when his wife died and when he
retired from public life"
81 invited Bsonson TO so to the Maine
woods hunting, but he refused on the
ground that he was too sensitive
"Too sensitive? | don't understand.
"Ie said he cOulIn't stand being made
game of."-Boston Transcript.
An attempt to start an open air school
in each section Of the city will be made
by the Chicago Health Department, acting
I'm conjunction with the Board OF Educa-
tion. According TO present plans, these
schools, or open air rooms, may he cs-
tablished in every ward school of the city,
so that children affected with tuberculosis
may be taught amid an abundant supply
Of cold, fresh air. At present five schools
OF this sort are being operated by the
Health Department, assisted by the Board
Of Education and the United Charities. Dr..
Herman Spalding, OF the Health Depart
ment. who favors Z general extension of
the open air plan. says. The only way
mberculous children can be properly cared
for and cured Is by having an open air
room in every ward school"
Notucr-After all. the boy Is only SOW
Father-I wouldn't mind II he didn't mix
i'm so much rye.-Boston Transcript
The Danish government, under the direc-
tiou of Professor Kellers a psychologist,
IS making an experiment I'm out-of-doOr
treatment of it's mental detectives on
Tlyloe Island Both lunatlcs and loafers
come under the head OF detectives" IN
Denmark. Professor kellers has for some
time been persistent advocate Of the out
of-door '.eatment of lunacy. His chief
contention Is that the fresh air tones up
the nervous system. while the varied nat
ural objects are calculated TO arrest the
attention OF the patients and disslpate the
more distressing symptoms OF monomania.
The method OF cure ~ confirmed lazl-
ness Is somewhat Spartan. Either tho men
must settle down to regular habits Of
work, chiefly of a rural character or tho
rest cure" Is pushed homo To its logicai
result they are forced to lic In bed for
Il term varying from day To three or four
days. by THAI time the euuui i,,,,,,,eg sim