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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-12
MONEY TO LOAN
ADVERTISEMENTS.

WHEN YOU WANT to talk to the
poopIe In prosperous South Dakota
ypu can DO Il best through tho columns
O9 The Aberdeen Daily Asaeriean: read
svery day by $4,000 In EGO towns and
the state. classified ads. Tor sales
hello wanted, exchange. real estate.
aka Tor cent d word each insertion.
Send stamps 20 American. Aberdeen.
g. II
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-12

FOR SALE--Barber shop with one
chair, doing good business. ia good
North Dakota town: $I75 takes It.
Address 645. care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-12

We WANT someone 20 pillow 500 acres
during August. either with teams or
gasoiine. John Wyman Farm Land q
Loan Co, Fargo. ~. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1911-09-12

WANT 1.-TWO apprentice girls APP
ply Nashold's millinery, 10 Front
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
THE CERT WHICH
PRODUCES DANDRUFF
Finally Causes Baldness.--Kill
the Germ and Save Your
Hair.--Newbro's Herpi-
eide Will Do 1t

Did you ever trv to discover reason
for the dying of valuable plant? You
perhaps found that life was destroyed
by some insect or parasite working
about the roots and sapping away the
elements which go to support plant
life.
The dandruff germ exercises the
safne destructive influence upon the
life of the hair. 1t forces its way down
the follicle around the hair bulb and
thus prevents the hair from getting
proper nourishnent. The hair dies
and drops out.
Newbro's Herpicide prevents this by
killing the germ. 1t also frees the
scalp from the accumulations of dirt
and scarf sRin With the removal of
these obstacles to clean. healthy scalp,
the hair will grow naturally and lux
uriantly.
Herpicide is known as the Original
Dandruff Germ Destroyer.
One dollar size bottles are sold and
guaranteed by all druggists.
Applications may BE obtained at the
better barber shops and hair dressing
parlors.
Send 1oc in postage or silver to The
Herpicide Co., Dept R.. Detroit, Mich,
for nice sample of Herpicide apd a
booklet telling all about the hair.
Bowditct. Webster & Co.. Special Agts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
The Senate Bills.

.Stearns of Oxford-Act changing the
time of meeting OF the session of tic
county commissioners Of OEfnrG eonn-
T. from tn second TUESDAY Of May
and september Ia the first Tuesday.
Stearns of Oxford-Act To amend IT,.
charter Of The Mexico Water CO. 50 as
to allow them to take water from
S,vift river and also to supply water
to the towns Of Roxbury and Byron
Several Petitions were presented in
fa vot of IT, Juvenile court bill
MaNp Of Hanceek-.tct amending
the Bar Harbor ard Mount Desert
island automobile exclusion law OF
1909 so as to permit automobiles to
pass over the direct road leading from
the Trenton bridge over Town Hill
through the towns of Eden and Mouns
Desert TO Southwest Harbor The act
is accompanied by IL petitions.
Allan of Washington-Act repeating
Section . OF Chapter 1iS of the Pub
lie Laws of 1905 relating to the con-
struction OF polling booths.
Moulton of Cumberland-Ac amend
ing section 3 of Chapter 80 Of the Pub
lie Laws of 1905 and Chapter IA of the
Public Laws Of 1909 relating TO the
sale of milk 50 as to provide punish
ments Of different grades for the first,
second and subsequent offenses.
Hill Of Pcnobscot-Act to eXtrpate
contagious diseases in cattle horses
sheep and swine. The act is similar
in effect to that introduced in the
House Tuesday by Representative Rus
sell.
Thcriault of 4troostook-T;csolve APP
prop-iating $1,000 to aid in constructing
and repairing Seven Islands road III
Aroostook county.
\ large number Of Petitions and re-
rnonstrances for and against The laws
relating TO SEEMING and lobster fishing
were presented. Also number Of
circumstances against resubmiSsinn
aud petitions in favor Of the juvenile
conrts were presented.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26

I Chase of York--Aet relating 70 the
protection ol deer in the town 81
York. giving the right to Kill one deer
| in that town in the month of Novem-
| Der.
Colby of INSTRUMENTATION IN favor
of the passage of the Bingham water
district bill. Hei
Austin OF Phillips-Act to incorpor-
ate the Phillips Electric Light and
| Power Company, granting a charter TO
Herbert IL. Ferry. Newell 7. Noble.
| Frank G. Nelson and Elliot c. Dill and
| their associates.
| Pattangall of Waterville-Act to in
crease the allowance for Watering tubs
| from SO to IS.
Jordan of Purtland--Act setting,
| aside Feb. =. as holiday to be OBJ
served in public schools with proper
obscrvances in memory Of Henry
| Wordsworth l.ongfeiloW.
Allen of Jonesboro Act providing
for the state certifcation of all teach
crs of public schools.
| Tremblc al Calais Act extending
the privileges of the Jonesport Central
Railroad company for a period Of two
| years.
| Colby OF Bingham Petition of j. ).
| Williams and l02 others of Jacknan
asking that Wood pond be opened for
ice fishing.
| Sleen,,,. of Snnth Errvi,ll--Ae au-
thorizip.. IN. stnto land agent to sell
tn tle highest hiaaer The farm ut the
Re,praaa fish hatchery uroeeesl4 to
he us.d ia h,,ftd E, ha1tso for the yuptr -
intenient AZ Monmouth fish hatchery
and tn finish H.. szennd story of die
fish hatchery nj Belgrade
Mcsllis.er nf rurFham-Act relat-
inv ia th. b,utf,a= af deer in Waldo
count. rtoyidins = close TIM from
| Dec /, ta liz. following Nov L. aa.l
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
BEAR BOUNTY.
And Cther matters Taken Up by Fish
and Game Committee.
ianl9eodti

Why bears are so much more numerous
in Washington and Hancock counties
than in other counties was what the fish
and game committee tried in vain to
learn Wednesday afternoon. The hearing
was on the bill to appropriate sl9oo Il yea.
for bounty on bears killed in that county
East years appropriation was 500, which
would pay bouhties on 1oo bears, where
as the town treasurers paid for 1S1, Ieav-
ing S435 in unpaid claims against the
state The commissioners thought that
it was a good idea to appropriate enough
money to pay all the bounties Chair
man Bracket of the fish and game com
mission explained the situation, and said
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26

GAINS 40 POUNDS IN 40 DAYS.
REMARKABLE RESULTS OF THE
NEW TISSUE BUILDER BLOOD
me, IN MANY CASES OF RUN
DOWN MEN AND WOMEN.
PROVE IT YOURSELF BY BUYING
A BOTTLE OF BLOODINE NOW.
Ply George, J never saw anything
like the effects OF that new treatment.
Bloodine. for the building up of
weight and lost nerve force. 1t acted
more like miracle than medicine"
said a well-known gentleman yester-
day in speaking of the revolution that
had taken place in his condition. Il
began to think that there was moth
ing on earth that could make me fat.
/ tried tonics, digestives, heavy eat
ing, diets. milk, beer and almost every
thing else YOU could think of, but
without result"
Any man or woman, who is thin
can recover normal weight by the
remarkable new treatment Bloodine
81 have been thin for years and be-
gan to think it was natural for me
to be that way. Finally | read about
the remarkable processes brought
about by the use of Bloodine, so L
decided TO try it myself. Well, when
| look at myself in the mirror now,
I think it is somebody else. | have
put on just forty pounds during the
last forty days, and never felt stronger
or more 'nervy' in my life
Bloodine is a powerful inducer to
nutrition, increases cell-groWth, makes
perfect the assimilation of food. in
creases the number of blood corpuscles
and as a necessary result builds w
muscles. and solid healthy flesh. and
rounds out the figure
For women who can never appear
stylish in anything they wear because
Of their thinness this remarkable
treatment may prove revelation
1t is. a beauty maker as well as Z
form builder and nerve strengthened
Bloodine costs 80 cents for the usua
sl.0o size bottles. Mail orders file,
by the Bloodine Corporation, Boston
Mass.
Special Asents-Frank p. Burn.
Augusta; Larkin Drug Co., Water
willie; S. j. Foster, Oakland; Fred +
Neal, Fairfield.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26

that as far as lie knew the people in tha
section We're insistent upon the bounty,
and there was 10 attempt to repeal tn.
bounty hill.
Representative Mitchell Of Kittcry *!
planned that three years close time wal
wanted on Clarkson pond. kittcry, F"l!5
pond York; aud York pond, Eliot; be-
cause the fish are getting thinned all Out
and also because fishermen make then.
selves 'nuis*nces at Folly pond, which /,
the water supply of Kittery. The BIZ
for such close time was introduced II
him at the request of abuttors on tn,
ponds. and Of the local ISL and GAM
warden.
y. w. Miller of Hartland appeared f.
the petitioners for lee fishing at Ripple,
pond in the town of Ripley, and stated
that the people in that vicinity ask ia
Continued on Page Ninc)
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
7wo ciasses 81 Skin Diseases

"A famous skin specialist says he
divides skin diseases into two general
classes-those which itch and those
which do not itch. If the eruption
itches, it is evidence TO him that the
trouble is eczema in one of it's many
forms. He begins by applying sooth-
ing, healing lotion to stop the itching,
and to cover up the sores SO that air,
dirt and disease germs are kept out.
This can be done by any sufferer by
simply buying Decent box of Ca
dunn and using it, Cadum is made
from standard prescription which
physicians recognize as being of great
value, not only in eczema, but i'll red
ness, pimples. hlotchcs, rash. rough
ness, scaly skin, chafings, acne, sores,
ulcers. eruptions. hives. letter, itch,
herpes. psoriasis, ringworm, itching
piles. etc. Trial box Toe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26
A CARD

We. the undersigned. do hereby
agree to refund the money on So
cent bottle of Greenes Warranted
Syrup of Tar If it fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee a
scent bottle to prove satisfactory
or money refunded.
Bowditch & Webster, Jackson Bros,
Kinsman Pharmacy, c. H. Beane,
Arthur Tetreault. Chas. Ward G. Co.,
Willis r. Partridge, Gardiner.
John coughlin. hhf
Temple Pharmacy. IeeTetl
Augusta.
~ Sc ~ nov5sodemos
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1911-01-26

DISTINGUISHED persons 10 appraisc said
said value. The method OF proceeding
and the duties and powers OF the APP
praisers 10 bn determined ~ the act
althorilng SUED. taking. Provided.
however. that should the State proceed
unuer this section it shall take over
the entire property of said compt.iy ~
ono purchase and assume ali of lis
contracts and Obligations.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
The Bishop and the Boy.

The late Bishop Williams OF Con-
necticut was very fond OF children,
and It was always Joy to us young
sters when he came for his visit to my
fathers parish. His anecdotes and
stories enlivened the whole household.
Once when he was staying with us he
told the following story:
One Sunday morning, just after
breakfast, repaired to the rectors
study, where was soon followed by
his little four-year-old son, who
climbed up on my knee and began to
talk. Suddenly the little fellow looked
up into my face and said: 'Bissop. do
90 want to see my piggy book?
= Ives, indeed, said l. So the child
slid down and started TO get the book.
When halfway across the room a sud-
den idea seemed to strike him. and,
running back and putting one hand on
my knee, he looked UP in my face and
shook his little forefinger at me. whis-
pering: 'Bissop, it's Sunday. We must
do zis on re sly!'"-Aarpers Maya
zine.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
KNIFE is USEFUL IMPLEMENT
Handy in Orchards for Shipping on
5unches Of Grapes or Other
Fruit Without Injury.

A man in the fruit country OF Lower
California has designed thumb knife.
which is a very handy little nipple.
ment for shipping on punches OF
grapes or other fruit. A metal thin.
BILE has a sharp cutting blade project.
ing from the end. like long thumb
nall Along the mouth OF tie thimb!e
is a row OF perforations tor the pur.
pose Of sewing 1t fast TO u cloth finger
stall, which in turn has n drawing
string at its open end. With this III.
tie implement fastened on his thumb.
q man can pinch fruit OF the vines
end trees with great rapidly and
without injuring II III the least, just
as II his own thumb.nail was strong
enough and sharp enough TO cut
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Strawberry beds need looking after
Apples should be picked aud han.
died carefully.
There is growing demand for
gooseberries and currants.
You cannot prune too much. but you
must know what TO prune away.
The disk is better than tie pillow In
the orchard for breaking up sod.
Spraying with lime sulphur this tall
will be beneficial to all the trees.
Few people know how delicious a
good winter pear Is because they are
so rare.
As TO pruning we have learned that
more OF II must be done or our trees
will be ruined
Il is Just as easy TO have good pears
Us II is to have good apples II one
gees at It right.
Yellow peaches are always in de.
mand. although the quality is inferior
10 the white fleshed kinds.
There Is shortage OF all small
fruits in the markets and they are
getting scarcer year by year.
More depends upon the right choice
of kinds of fruit 10 set than upon any
other cue factor as to profit in the
orchard.
Give the apple orchard plenty CT fer
tilizer. particularly potash and phos
phoric acid. A starved orchard is not
a mouey.maker.
Apples after being picked should be
left in piles before storing away until
they 20 through n sweating" process.
as It II termed.
The barrel is q good apple package,
providing Il is rightly packed-the
same variety. size and quality OF fruit
all the way through-nnd honestly
labeled
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
PRUNING Trees.

Never remove a limb which there Is
not a good reason for taking out You
can take It out mighty easy. but you
can't put It back. Never take out
limb this year that you are sure will
not do any harm II you Co not take II
out until next year. Certainly the
diseased wood must be taken out: all
limbs that are so diseased where there
Is no hope Of recovery from any treat
iment Here is another mistake:
Very many times those limbs are
taken out and are left lying in the
orchard, and the spores Of disease in
them viii infect healthy wood very
nearly as well. from the limbs on the
ground as Il left on the trees They
ought 10 be removed.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
pRUNE AND SPRAY IN WINTER
Unless There Are Large Number Of
Trees Warmer Weather Of Feb
ruary or March Will Do.

Pruning and spraying are the two
operations that can be successfully
carried on in midwinter. says the Su-
burban Life. The pruning Of all trees
can be done. but unless there Is
large number the warmer weather Of
late February or early March will
make the work less disagreable.
Grapes. however, can be pruned to da'
vantage now, as the wounds will then
have become hardened before the sap
begins to flow.
Spraying is important, for the San
Jose scale must be killed In order to
have perfect fruit; and then there are
other insects. such as the aphids.
which winter in the egg stage on the
bark. The same spray that kills the
San Jose scale will destroy these
eggs.
Brown-tail moths will be found In
what appear TO be nothing but crum'
bled leaves. The tent caterpillar may
be found in the form of eggs. a mass
OF them in a brown. shiny mass encir-
cling the twigs Of apple and other
trees. The white-maIked tussock can
be told by its frothy white covering;
these moths are particularly fond OF
plum trees, but are often found on
other trees. Cut OF the twigs hold
ing these insects.
II the rough bark Of apple and other
trees Is scraped with hoe or similar
tool, many insect eggs will be re-
moved. All prunings. scraplngs and
insect cocoons should be burned.
Clean out thoroughly and plug with
cement any holes in the fruit trees.
II thoroughly cleaned, decay will be
stopped. and filling the holes will pre-.
vent gypsy moths or other insects
from finding a home.
The meadow mice. which frequently
lnjrre fruit trees so badly during the
Writer by girdling them. burrow I'M
der the snow. II no protection has
been given the trees against them,
tramp TIE snow down hard about each
tree after each storm.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

chute is made Of canvas and is provid'
ed with pockets so spaced as to 81
low the dropping of fruit into 1t from
any rung of the ladder.
1t may be attached to any ladder by
means OF straps, and. as it does not
add more than ten pounds to the
weight. the ladder may be carried
around and placed against the trees
In the usual way. Two baskets are
placed on the ground to receive the
fruit as it drops from the trough pro-
vided to make the fall light. When
one is filled, the picker tips the end OF
the trough into the other by means OF
a simple arrangement always within
reach.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
SYNONYMS,

The French Canadian always has
trouble with the aspirate "th." At a
debating club in the Province OF One
bee members were required to draw
slip from a hat and debate upon
the subject they received. a young
countryman arose.
Il have drew the word bat must
told you dere is two, tree different
kind of bat. Dere is de bat wot YOU
play de baseball wit, de bat wot fly in
de air at night and also de bat where
you take de im."-Success Maya
zine
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Doan's Kidney Pills and TO my sur
prise l began to improve. They not
only corrected the kidney action hut
stopped the pain and sickness had
thought was due to female trouble
when Your Back Is Lame. Re
member the Name-DOAN'S. soc q
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, n. Y.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
CULTURE OF THE CARNATION
Flower Favors Rich, Tenacious Soil
and Full Exposure to the Sun
They Like Moisture.

Carnations like a rich. rather tena-
cious soil and full exposure to the
sun. says Parks Floral Magazine.
They also do we'll in shady place.
II you wish them for winter bloom
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

A New Jersey magistrate arraigned
himself before himself for violation Of
q town ordinance, pleaded guilty to
the charge and fined himself S.. which
sum he paid apA was released by him
self. Some Spartan sense Of duty Is
stiIl left in this selfish world.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

After be mad made his first Night In
an aeroplane Postmaster General
Hitchcock said The time Is certain
u coming when We must depend upon
the aeruplane for carrying the mail"
When that time comes will people
Who are hit by the pouches that are
dropped from above be liable 10 get
into trouble for obstructinR the
mailsf
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

ing. set the plants out of doors, in a
rather sunny exposure. Nip out the
shoots as they begin to push up. and
thus encourage the plants to stool out
and become bushy. In autumn. pot
these. with good drainage. get them
established for the window. and they
will bloom during tho winter. Water
moderately when in pots. and do not
allow the sun to shine against the
sides OF the pot. They like a rather
warm. moist atmosphere.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

A Californian claims to understand
the language Of bears His services
would be invaluable in Wall street
during a sharp downward turn in the
market.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Newly manufactured lumber IL said
to be made Of fifty-seven per cent
waste paper. Who can tell? Some
day your old love letters may appear
az q board fence.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

An eastern clergyman says that
wedding fees should be refused be-
cause they are no more than n walt
er's tips Yes, they are. too, Eight
or nine dollars more.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09
GRAVITY CHUTE FOR PICKING
VIII Reach to Top Of Twenty-Five
Foot Ladder and Convey Fruit to
Baskets on Ground.

A fruit.picking chute which will
reach to the top of a 25-foot ladder
and convey the fruit to baskets on the
ground. has been invented by fruit
grower Of Orange county. New York.
says the Popular Mechanics. The
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Death has Just taken the man who
invented FNench heels for women's
shoes. It is to be hoped that he did
not die unrepentant
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

wished l had never
been born. / seemed
to have lost all inter.
est in life. ! doctored
for female trouble,
thinking my condi-
ton was due to
some arrangement
OF that nature. but
got no better. Final
~ ! began using
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

English school boys struck lately.
demanding. among other reforms. Hbo-
fition Of the cane. The cane also
struck IN turn, and the incident has
become q closed but painful epfsbdo
A. contemporary school history.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

When thought photography is per-
fected It may be possible to discover
what q politician thinks All We know
now II what he says.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Learn to box. II will make your
husband respect you" says lady who
has been married for a short time. A
better way is to learn to cook.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

One hundred Pennsylvania farmers
have gone to New York to ascertain
how the cost Of livISG can be reduced
They have gone to the wrong place.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

only actors and poets really live"
says a noted Parisienne. But why
overlook the coal dealer at this time
Of year?
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

A Kansas City Judge has decided
that a woman has the right to scold
her husband. o wise judge!
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

The University Of Pennsylvania has
established a course in play writing.
The result can't be any worse than
what we are getting now.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Yaqui Indians used bullets OF gold
during the late Mexican war. In which
case we presume some OF the war
riors died at q profit.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

In order to get even with Italy. Tur
ke2 threatens to swoop down on
Greece. Another case OF the limo
cent bystander getting the worst OF t.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Professor Lowell has found a new
canal 1000 miles long OH Mars. Here's
an opportunity for another canal jun.
keting trip.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

Germany is importing mules. This
would please Missouri. except that
Germany is importing its mules from
South America.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

6ixty-three aviators have been Kill
cd this year. and there are still few
weeks OF good flying weather left
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

How easy II is to exaggerate. You
orten hear people say that they were
'uckled to DEATH"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1911-11-09

An eastern woman says that Ameri
can husbands are bores. Still they
make perfectly lovely waist hookers.
don't they?