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New Association Gaining Many
Members.
FAITHS CURATIVE POWER
NOTED HEALTH EXPERT
GIVES REASON FOR BIG
SUCCESS IN Medicine

TREMENDOUS success has attended the
S.kanizauon k OF the new Munyon Hope
SuIt. Sal Professor Munyon claims that he
anticipated, and says that his "Hona
Cult, is growing in leaps and bounds II
ls said that the total membership of the
ASSOCIATION , throughout the United States
Munyon said IVA
Il want to talk to every sick, ailine and
respondent person in this city. / want
to preach my new creed to them
want to tell them about my new philoso.
ply OF health which is the fruit Of a
ne nfh o. s,s1 study fy and experience in deal
i want to expound the Great Truth
that l have learned that there is more
curative power IN an ounce of Hope than
.hon1d h pT1nus na, OF ,ar Dope That sick people
medium through which the great cura-
tive power Of Hope may be made effec-
i've. Medicines are necessary in the
cause they give a patient physical sup
port and strength and renewed yigor
with which to brace up. the will power
medicines. that he or she is feeling bet
ter BY this, inspired hope and faith,
which complete the cure.
Il think that probably q million per-
declared themselves cured by my medi-
cines, and l know that these people have
had the best remedies medical science
had to offer. have always contended
that II there is any virtue in medicine
my followers should have the best but
l verify believe that more than one-half
Of those who have been lifted to health
from the bondage of chronic illness,
through taking my medicines, have been
really cured by the knowledge that they
had the utmost in medical lore at their
command, and the Hope this inspired.
II am not in any sense a practicing
physician. employ at my laboratories
In Philadelphia a large staff Of expert
physicians and chemists. and I have
many other physicians in various cities
Of the United States detailed to give free
advice to the sick and afflicted. Ny
headquarters are at Munyon's Labora-
tories. SD and Jefferson SITS. Phila, Pa.
and have there staff of duly register
ed physicians and consulting experts,
and to all who desire 1t I offer the best
Of medical advice absolutely free Of
charge"
Write today. addressing Prof J. M.
Munyon personally and your letter will
have q special care.
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Clinton S
SquabFarrne'
By ADELE MENDEl

....,d.nts are liable to happen IN
=. best regulated families Oemoaneo
m. Harvey.
"ms.t calamity is distressing you
w .stad Clinton, who was spend
=" p. bis college vacation at his SIS
~, ~ suburban home.
.o,,v that we expect the Hancocks
. a,rner and the squads haven't
come"
ANN II that butcher promised to de-
u ',,.r those birds, why aren't they
b9sr
~ a,dnt order them from the mar
=. INIT from a farm about three
niles E north which is famous for its
young pigeons"
"Not for it's punctuality, however!
rsser up, Girlikin. I'll chase down
,h.ra and bring them back even II
have to have squabble with some
..,,ankerous old farmer" said oblig-
II, clinton, who waited only long
cough to receive directions, then
-.nt At breakneck speed on his COM
mission.
clinton arrived breathless at little
,,acs Of land which was an apology
~ a farm, for it was covered with
oM4sshioned flowers, a tennis court
md croquet arches.
where's the farmer?" he asked a
heekly faced youth.
In the barn yonder," grinned the
Nv.
Clinton approached the barn intent
nco venting his indignation, when
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= his surprise, standing in the door
" pretty young girl In a pink and
mite gtngham apron looked up to him
va questioning, sparkling liquid
M
Nay be Of assistance" she asked,
20 stumbled over a few squads.
lou seem to be In difficulty"
win you help me pack these
sauaos!' she replied in a well modu-
htsd voice.
Gladly! Besides l want to see the
Nab farmer"
Then there is no need for a formal
loduetion, for I'm that party"
Tout"
Ies laughed the girl. you look
you had seen the eighth wonder
the world"
Wet ! was wondering at your
se vocation" acknowledge Clin-
lnese plump little birds that you
nere. there and everywhere mean
~ J can continue my college course
"a tooably 60 to Europe next sum-
saad the girl. who seemed to have
= ns charming attributes that Clin-
y admired.
Io eat squads Ave times a day If
vouid help!" he exclaimed en-
aeiisically.
y interested, Clinton hardly
now the time had flown until
looked at his watch.
y Jove! My sister is waiting i'm
1tv Tor my return. May l come
I sad hear all about the squabs?"
Innton. "and you," he added to
s mind after he had left the
glrl was SO preoccupied with
!. q her that he was rather as
'sss, 70 see his sister coming to-
~ him with the words:
ss Naels are those squabs?"
sfs are those squabs?" he re-
4 ~ !. Mercy! I'll hike back and
aoo late now. The guests ar
nef than we anticipated"
she said, grasping his
you have such a dreadful
e the old farmer that you
yeG srraEa;"
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and such things. Syrup Pepsin. by train
ing the stomach and bowel muscles to
again do their work naturally. and with
nerves. brings about lasting cure.
Among it's strongest supporters are Mr..
John Graveline of 9S Milwaukee Ave,
Detroit, Mich, Mr.. j. A. Vernon Of Okla
homa City and thousands Of others. 1t
can be obtained of any druggist at fifty
cents and one dollar bottle. or il you
want to try 1t first a free sample bottle
For the free sample address Dr. w. B.
Caldwell. 201 Caldwell building. Monti.
cello Ill
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This Ono Is on Hugh.

when l came into the Union sta
ton the other morning, after travelling
all night" said Hugh Reilly. at the
Commercial club. II went into the
barber shop. When you spend the
night in a sleeping car said to the
barber, 1T doesn't improve your per-
sonal appearance, does it?"
"Well,' said he, as he looked me
over, "I don't know how you looked
when you started, but perhaps you're
right."-Washingto Herald.
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An ExactIno Situation.

Doctor" said the nervous man, fs
there any way Of teaching a person
to talk in his sleep?"
II never heard of any," replied the
physician. How could such an &C.
complishment be of benefit?"
Its either that or insomnia for me.
My wife is one of the best suffragette
speakers before the public. She al
ways rehearses her orations at home,
and I've got to say hear! hear! or
that's the stuff at least once every
ten minutes. s."-Washington Star.
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A Metaphor Resented.

did I understand you to say. sir.
said Colonel Stilwell, that you re-
garded that orators remarks as moon
shine?"
That's what / said," replied the
critical person.
well. cir, do not wish to seem
captious, but when it comes to COM
pairing that line Of talk with noun
tain product for whose vigorous quail
tiles l have a large degree of respect,
I must say your efforts to be compli-
mentary, sir, go entirely too far"
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dies without benefit, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills and was COM
pletely cured. l was going through
the critical period of a woman's life
at the time and after using Doan's
Kidney Pills there was a miraculous
change for the better in my health"
When Your Back is Lame. Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S.
For sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere Price 60c.
FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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CIrcumstantiaI Evidence.

A Scotchman and his wife we're WIS.,
iting in a wild. beautiful part Of the
country. While driving one day with
their host, the two men sitting to-
gether in the front seat while the lady
sat behind, they crossed high bridge
which spanned roaring torrent. An
unusually loud splash caught the gen
tlemen's attention for a moment, but
nothing was said. After several miles
the gentleman turned to address a
remark to his wife, but her seat was
empty.
AYE" he remarked to his host.
that will be yon splash We heard
Housekeeper
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over the kidneys that
1t was a task for me
to turn in bed. My
kidneys acted very
frequently, but the
secretions were re-
tarded and passages
scalded. I was weak
and run down. After
taking other rene
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A Superior Person.

F. H. Elliott, the secretary Of the
American Automobile association,
was talking about somewhat super
cilious and conceited millionaire.
Hes a very superior person." Mr..
Elliot said, smiling. Hes the sort
of person who would be sure to go
to horse show in a motor car and to
an automobile show in monoplane." +"
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The Crushino Proof.

Here, Willie, you come right away
from that bad boy!"
HE amt bad boy, mamma. He's
a nice boy. He gave me half his
orange an big bite of his candy"
Mercy, the child Is a Socialist!
Come away from his this instant!"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Hoods
SarsapariIIa

VIII purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tiredfeel-
ing, build you up. 1t leads all
other medicines in merit.
Get it today in usual liquid form OF
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
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The Climatic Autocrat.

What l should like" said the self
lndulgent person, would be to have
wealth enough to permit me to live
In a cool place in summer, and regu-
late the temperature according to my
own fancy in winter"
"You don't need wealth. What you
want Is the job Of janitor."
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II the average man has occasion to
generate good, hearty laugh once a
month, he Is playing in great luck.
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Mrs wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Childre'
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma
tiop allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c . bottle
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A PerIIous Duty.

"My position" remarked the emf
nent physician. "is one requiring the
greatest tact and diplomacy"
What is the trouble?"
81 feel conscientiously obliged to
tell several of my most wealthy and
influential patients that they overeat." ;"
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It requires a great deal OF mind to
be silent at the right time and In the
right place. Circumstances form the
character; but like petrifying matters
they harden while they form.-L. e.
Landon.
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AT A CRITICAL PERIOD.
OF Peculiar Interest to Women.

Mrs. Mary l. Remington, Eigleberry
St., Gilroy, CAL, says: Il suffered SO
severely from pain and soreness
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Charity organizations uncover a
multitude Of sinners.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
To Call Out the Militia?

simultaneously with the rumor that
Captain c. L. Anderson has received
orders to be in readiness to take his
company of national guards to the
Mexican border, orders were given to
company officers by the captain Mon
day to make all preparations for a
hurried call from headquarters.
When Captain Anderson was asked
it but admitted he was making prep
if he had received orders for such a
call, he neither denied nor affirmed
arations for any hurried call for his
company to entrain.
1t has been reported that the ru.
mors originated in the officers quar-
ters early this morning and there Is
no doubt whatever but that the com.
mandant has received orders from
the adjutant generals Office at Lin
coin to prepare his company for a
trip to the Mexican border. This fact
is also strengthened by the refusal OF
several members Of the company to
accept offers to go south with regu
lar troops.
An opportunity Is now offered to
young men to enlist In company q
and take advantage of any field ser
vice which may be offered by Uncle
Sam.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
Saloon Issue at Tecumseh.

Tecumseh, Neb., March 14.-At a
non-partisan city convention it was
decided to give the saloon license is.
sue direct vote. Two non-partisan
candidates we're chosen for executive
officers, as follows For mayor, A. o.
Shaw and \. =. Fitsimmons; for pc.
lice Judge, j. \. Lawrence and +. +.
Perkins; for clerk N. NJ. Davidson
for treasurer l.. NJ. Davis; for engi.
neer X. c. Gorfe, without opposition
for members of the school board, two
to elect, @. L. Rubelman Il. C. He'd.
rick, ]. II. Wolfe and w. p. Campbell
Ward conventions were held and ]. C.
Bowman was chosen the only candi.
date from the First ward, David Sny,
der and George McLanahan from the
Second, and G.. J. Rubelman and
George Ernest from the Third.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
COMING SPORT EVENTS

The horse meeting at Tampa, Fla,
which was originally scheduled to
llOse March II has been extended to
March u.
Wealthy New York turfnlen are rails.
ing fund of $250,OO0 TO continue the
sport next Summer. Admission at the
gate will he 50, but there will be free
admission for the public.
Harvard added another big game 10
her football schedule for next fall
when the Carlisle Indians were given
the date for Nov. IL. This game will
take the place OF that at Cornell.
Alfred W. Dunlop, the Australian
international tennis player. captain OF
the Australian team that won the
Davis cup for the first time In Eng
land, will visit this country the coming
summer and may take pnrt I'm the ~
corners tournament nj Newpcr'. EIr'
will be PLAYED IN Ar"u'' - IN" 'ue,,',
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
investigate Omaha p. n

Omaha, March l3.-Dan w. Tillot.
son was the central figure in the Joint
Inquiry being conducted to unravel
the charges that Postmaster Thomas
used his official position as a club TO
shake down civil service employees for
campaign contributions. He was on
the stand throughout both the morn
ing and afternoon sessions. The In.
vestigation is still in its preliminary
stages. The foundation was laid Sat.
urday and the work of examining wit
nesses started in earnest yesterday.
The investigation is being made by
G. w. Moss, civil service secretary of
Cincinnati, and Julius C. Lindland,
postofiice inspector, stationed at Kan
sas City The inspector joined Mr..
Moss this morning. Inspector Lind.
land has been in Omaha on official
business before.
The strictest secrecy will be main.
tanned throughout, though there was
an effort made to cause the inquiry to
be made public. After all the wit.
nesses have been examined Secretary
Moss and Inspector Lindland will re.
port to their respective superiors.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
To Ask Bonds for $4,000.

School bonds to the amount of $685..
900 will be voted upon by the people
OF Norfolk school district on election
day, April 4. The bonds are for the
purpose of building needed additions
both to the Grant school building and
the Lincoln school building. The
Grant building is very greatly over.
crowded and the old Lincoln building
is in such bad condition that it will
soon be condemned as unfit for use.
The board of education held special
meeting and decided to ask for $685.
goo, instead of $4,000, as was at first
announced. The board will issue a
statement tomorrow, setting forth the
school building situation.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
SOUTH DAKOTA AT A GLANCE

Samuel G. Huntington mas been sp-
pointed registrar Of the land Office OF
Lennon.
The liquor element at Cavour is
making a strong effort to land the
town in the wet" column.
=. +. Sherman has disposed OF his
| South Dakota Central railroad stock
to other stockholders.
Governor Wesley appointed j. e
Truran of Pierre executive accountant
for the state departments.
The 4.yearold daughter of Marcus
| Cox, living near Washington, was
scalded TO death by upsetting kettle
Of boiling water which was set on the
| floor preparatory to its use for scrub
bling.
The new Morrell packing plant at
Sioux Falls will start killing hogs
about April !. 1t has a capacity Of
500 hogs daily and employment will
be given to $50 persons.
Capa, in Lyman county, has just
completed new town well, but is un-
| able TO utilize the water because it is
warm and gives evidence of being
strongly impregnated with gas.
| The ice has gone out of the Missouri
river at Yankton.
n. o. Borsvold has resigned his
place as postmaster at Sinai
| Work has been commenced on
| Washtas new grain elevator
The creamery buildings at Kimball
have been sold at auction.
| NJ. VI. Mathieson a South Dakota
pioneer. died at Yankton.
| A Catholic parish school is to be
built at Emery this spring.
| Mrs. J. C. McWilliams, a former res
ident OF Huron is dead at McCane,
n. u.
| There is a four cornered fight for
judge of the municipal court at Lead.
James Benton has been arrested at
Mitchell on charge of uttering forged
checks.
| George r. Lanning, editor of the
Egan Express has leased his paper
! for year.
Beresford voters will hold special
election for the purpose Of choosing a
postmaster.
| The Milwaukee road is cutting down
expenses, and as consequence many
employees have been let out at
Mitchell.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
MONDAY MENTIONS.

DR.. A. H, Conery Of Neigh was
here.
Charles Moser Of Pierce was in the
city.
N. W. Remlin of Humphrey was a
visitor In the city.
II. B. Dixon returned from a bust
ness trip TO Herrick.
David Hodson Of Madison spent Sun
day here with friends.
Ex-senator w. v. Allen OF Madison
was in the city visiting with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Clark have re-
turned from a short visit with rela'
tives at Interior, s. d.
Mrs. Weissenstein, who has been
here visiting with Mrs. Anton Buch.
holz. has returned TO her home at Bat
tie Creek
Mrs. G. p. Christensen has gone 10
Lindsay to spend few days with her
sister. Mrs. Herman Kamrath.
Clarence Mcfarland returned from
Madison, where he spent Sunday with
his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. s. r. Nc
Farland.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. McGinnis return
ed from q two months visit with rela.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
ROSEBUD SHOULD HAVE WON.
New Judge in Eleventh District Should
be from South of River.

New Judge in Eleventh District Should
be from South of River.
Gregory County News: The crea-
ton OF the Eleventh judicial circuit
composed of the counties OF Gregory
Trip, Lyman and Mellette, brought
forth many candidates for the appoint
ment to the judgeship in the newly
created district, the candidates being
Attorneys Mcdonnell of Gregory, Da-
Wis of Fairfax, Burch of Dallas, Han
nett of Winner, Knodell of Winner
and Williamson of Oacoma. Each
were in the fight with a liberal num-
Der of endorsements and used every
available means to impress upon the
governor their particular fitness for
the place.
On Wednesday the governor made
his appointment and Mr. Williamson
of Oacoma was designated to be the
Judge of the new circuit. The news
was received here in the afternoon.
There was much surprise expressed
at the action of the governor, for 1t
was felt that it would be his object to
place the judgeship in either Trip or
Gregory county, for the reason that a
greater number of people would be in
closer proximity to the judge than to
| appoint a candidate at Oacoma, which
is located in Lyman county, across the
White river. The population of Trip
and Gregory counties is $1,000 to Ly-
man cOunty's 10000. Again, the ap.
pointment OF Mr.. Williamson is unsat-
isfactory for the reason that he is a
very young attorney, having been In
the practice but few years, and his
| experience is very limited. In point
Of ability either Davis, Mcdonnell,
Burch or Hannett were far his su.
perior, either OF whom have had many
years more experience than the sue.
cessful candidate.
The News has only this comment to
| offer, that when the time comes for
the election Of a Judge for. the new cir
| cult by the voters Of the district, we
feel confident that they will place the
judgeship where 1t belongs, south of
the White river and in the thickly set
tied portion Of the district, and where
Governor Vessey would have placed 1t
had he acted advisedly In the matter.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
Taft Plays Golf.

Augusta, Ca, March 13.-President
Taft played the full 1S-hole golf course
this morning. He was followed to the
links by Secretary Norton, who had as
guests three friends from Chicago.
Shortly after Mr.. Taft came in from
the course, it was said he has not so
much as glanced at the papers in the
proposed Morse pardon case. Reports
having reached Augusta from New
York that the president would sign a
pardon for the convicted banker now
serving term in the Atlanta federal
penitentiary are entirely erroneous.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
Business Tax Constitutional.

Washington, March 13.-The corpo-
ration tax provisions OF the Payne
AldriCh tariff act were sustained today
as constitutional by the supreme court
OF the United States.
The court was unanimous In the cor.
poration tax decision. Thereby a
source Of income OF approximately
$25 ,00O. 900 annually was assured TO
the government.
OF all the objections to the tax
raised by suits in all parts Of the cOun.
try. none OF them was found sufficient
to nullify the law. The court did hold
that the tax was not applicable 10 the
real estate trust" OF Boston, which
organization Is not under any statute
but under the common law. The law
was held not applicable to the Mime.
apolis syndicate, a real estate concern.
on the ground that 1t was not doing
business" within the meaning of the
law.
by regarding the tax AZ measured
by the income rather than being tax
on income, the opinion as given by
Justice Day proceeded TO hold that the
law was constitutional notwithstand.
inH that the law might reach the In.
come from non.tayable sources.
The fight against the constitution.
ality Of the corporation tax began al.
most Immediately after the enactment
of the Payne.Aldrich tariff law of 1909,
of which it is part. During the long
days of wrangling in congress over
that measure, President Taft original
ed plan to raise part OF the revenue
necessary for the running of the gov.
eminent by imposing corporation
tax. He is said to have made the
first rough draft Of the proposed law
and to have asked the department of
justice to perfect It,
Scarcely fifteen years before, the
supreme court of the United States
had declared unconstitutional the in.
come tax measure enacted by con.
gresB. In order to have q valid tax
the errors of that law had to be avoid
ed Finally the attention of members
OF the house and senate were called
to the proposed corporation tax as a
constitutional measure. 1t was urged
az preferable to another income tax
which, it was argued, probably would
be declared unconstitutional and as
under the circumstances better legis.
lation than an inheritance tax. When
the tariff bill was in the senate, the
corporation tax provisions were in.
serted as an amendment to the Payne
bill passed by the house. They re.
manned there and became a part OF
the tariff act.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1911-03-17
VIII Go to the Front.

Uncle Sam is not giving out much
information about the hurried move
ment OF troops to the Mexican border
even to the militia officers, whom he
has invited to take part in the ma.
neuvers."
do you want to go?" when can
you go?" How long can you stay"
This is about all that is contained
in the invitation which was received
by Captain c. L. Anderson, command
er OF company d, local company OF
national guard.
Il believe I will go next week." said
Captain Anderson, although ! believe
the militia officers are asked only to
MI vacancies there may be in the reg
ular army. ] also think there 10 a pos
sible chance for some excitement on
the border"