World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1911-11-09
We Answer
w. r. Smith.

Dear Friend Smith, member
of the Latter day Saints church
it does rot surprise us one bit,
10 see you come out from under
the cover, that you were trying
to cover yourself with. Your
cover was shorter than YOU could
stretch yourselfout under, with
out beng seen in rart. And by
batting you, with YOUR own kind
Of mush, We soon got you out,
where we can see YOU in full, and
hold you up to he fan of reneva-
ton. Aud in order to help do
this, We shall give YOU another
one of our Grandfathers stories.
Witch would read. If you
want to catch a wolf, bate him
with that part of a carcass. that
he LIVES BEST Now we thought
of this grandfathers story. and
we col Guided to see if we could
not draw Brother Smith out
with something similar to
his own. For in your article
we could only see the rose
of your face. Therefore we were
not sure who you We're, Butfrom
your talk, we concluded that you
belonged to Joe Smith, or at Il asst
YOU was a Joe Smithitc. And in
order to find out who you bo'ong-
ed too. We decided to bate YOU
with tic Grandfather story.
Which Won ked like a charm, and
You took a big mouthfull of it.
and then thro1ed it up; Think
ing that the stencil coming from
your stomach, would hurt some
orc. But instead it becomes mes
sary for us to give you a little
salve nj to anoint your eyes, sc
that your eye sight may become
better 50 that he food you eat
, may be picked and tetter. Here
it is Brother, my CrandfatEel
was Is years old when he entered
the service Of the revolutionsr,
war, an1 he was near the end of
his Goth yea" when he died. Thi!
YOU see my Brother, would Civ
him plenty of time to ave 5eel
in the company OF Joe Smith
: But we mast conc Jude from you
talk that he died just as soon a:
; the war was over, mentioned a
bove. But you viii see that h
I lived many years after Joe Smit?
was Il years old. And he fell il
company with Smith during tn
cxpt ration Of he time betwee
the war and the death of on
Q grandfather. So you must sc
s that in your rediculing name
e you have only shower your ignol
d ance ard our readers will plainl
see this.
J. For it is a fact Bro. Smith
y that we never challenged you to
Joint discussion, on the religion
ipracticeof the Latter day Saint:
neither did We On cur own fait
and practice. n irher did we cha
lengc you to int debate on an
thing. This Is another, of you
ttu uIlo uhCo'
We kindly invited you over
see us, and that we would tai
face to face, and if we wanted
argue the point of tie new inspi
led translation you spoke o
I'VE would do so thru the GRE,
SET. We d. not believe i
debating jointly: your sad mi
takes looks very freakey OF mln'
And it is true again that W
might in a slangiul manner. sa
to you. When YOU graduated Ill
ar tn, J,e Smith Doctrine, d
YOU have the brain Of a pumpkin
or the brain of a turnip. But
would be a slur in the place of a
argument. And we want you
notice the little adds in the CRh
SET on this point and then 10,
at yourself as others see YOU. Al
that word spice in your mil
would be taken up in thoughts
heavenly food for yourse'It a
others. In the place of taking
valuable sDaca +l,o oo,,,,,,s