The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1911-03-24

unnecessarily because both sides are
afraid to fight.
There Is good deal of talk about
husbands, but did you ever
really know of one?
No man ever got the best OF one
who referred to horse trade as a
business transact ton.
He's closer than the next second.
said Count MCGOWAN this morning
about stingy neighbor.
Too many men turn down the real
opportunities, and hang on to what
are merely slim chances.
AS a general rule, man gets the
fishing fever good deal earlier in the
season than the fish do.
II is generally believed around this
Office that n sharp knife is good
deal rarer than day in June.
Some families never feel real neigh.
borly until after they have knocked
a board OF of the partition fence.
When a man says he is trying to
avoid trouble, it generally means that
he is trying to get out of trouble.
Only few drug clerks get rich, but
it is common notion that they all
would if they got paid for overtime.
The theory that all men are created
equal isn't very popular with anyone
who attempts to apply it to himself.
A drunken loafer delights in telling
how sober industrious men are grind.
ing him down and crowding him out.
Hardly anyone seems to think II
makes much difference whether the
cut of fathers trousers Is in style or
not,
When a man advocates a measure
by saying IT will be a good thing for
both of US" he expects to get the big
end.
So many people know how to keep
hotel and run newspapers that the
wonder is there are so many poor
ones.
Some of the men who mysteriously
disappear from home probably belong
to that faction which advocates peace
at any price.
And there is no doubt that the aver.
age woman can catch a man without
wearing those trousers skirts to facil
itate her stride.
season are as badly overworked as the
poker joke, and with the same lack OF
knowledge Of the game.
Fathers Lenten sacrifice isn't such
a difficult cross to bear when mother
and daughter follow suit and let up on
the entertainment game.
Ever occur to you that this compul-
sorry education you hear about is an
other instance OF driving to water
without power to make drink?
Speaking Of appealing looks, have
you ever observed a calf coming TO
town and the slaughter house in the
back end of farmers wagon?
Doubtless woman wouldn't have lost
her reputation for keeping secrets if
she had nothing more interesting to
safeguard than those man learns at
lodge.
While there isn't any excuse for
side whiskers, no man who wears
them should make them worse by
wearing a cap as accompaniment
A 16-year.old girls idea OF helping
Father is to work down town so she
can buy more clothes for herself than
the old man can afford.
II Is the hired mans theory that a
farmer invests in hand corn shelters
and tanning mills so there will be
something TO do on rainy days.
When man tries to break all
speed records in an automobile, he is
the one who lives up to that old.fash.
toned slang wager of betting his neck.
When man wins cigars on a slot
machine, he usually gives away the
surplus. There are some games you
can't beat without leaving them alone
There are still few households in
AtchisOn, We regret TO say, where the
mail order catalogue occupies a place
on the center table with the family
bible.
Speaking OF the deep disappoint.
ments of this life, there is the meet.
ing of a real cowboy by the man who
got his wild west notions from a pop,
ular fiction.
Every married woman believes she
could bring a breach of promise suit
against her husband, II there were any
hopes of collecting without reducing
her own allowance.