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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1911-11-23

Wanted girls to learn beauty culture, hairdressing, man1cur hs' chiropody. short time completes. Tools diplomas given. Paying posi- Hons waiting Write Palmer system Little Rock, Ark. l1-oo lW'
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

3:9-3O-1911.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16
Midair Cameras.

Cameras on the wing are flying
through Germany. A rrojectile to take
Photographs and claimed to have been
successful at heights of half mile
is the idea of Herr Marie, a German
photographer. A camera having the
form of the usual kind of conical shell
is thrown into the air by means of a
kind of trap. At a predetermined an
gle as the camera turns to make its
descent and is pointed slightly down
ward, the shutter is automatically re-
eased. and a picture is taken of
broad expanse of country,
in still air the flight and spot at
which the aerial camera will fall can
~ calculated with much precision.
'recautions are taken to avoid dam
ge by conclusion and the results are
ID to be of the greatest possible
ne in military Operations.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16
RECEPTIVE CANDIDATE
Lieut-Gov. Sweetser Would
Accept Gubernatorial
Nomination.

Lieutenant Governor l.. H. Sweet
ser has won state wide reputa-
ton for his fairness as presiding
officer of the senate of this state
for two successive sessions-th e
tenth and eleventh. In token of the
esteem in which he is held by the
members of both upper houses dur
ing those sessions he was presented
with handsome gifts. Two years
ago he received a Morris chair and
last night he was presented with an
elaborate and complete set of gentle
mems toilet articles in ebony with
silver trimmings and set in leather
case. This was the gift of the %
senators. The senate attaches pre-
scented him with an open face gold
watch, on the back of which were
engraved his enitials.
In his ST ort address of accept
ance President Sweetser spoke with
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

ed proved conclusively that he is
one of the most ardent champions
a commission of this kind has in the
state. If the commission is an issue
in the campaign two years hence,
President Sweetser will stand solidly
on a commission plank, should he
De a gubernatorial candidate, it is
reliably reported.
When the commission fight broke
in the senate and that measure was
killed, it was a well known fact that
every effort was being made to
throttle the bill without n ercy. Lieu
tenant Governor Swee tser Is eve y
possible advantage permitted under
parliamentary law to save the bill an
Keep it in the hands of its friends
and not its enemies. 1t was asserted
this time that he was taking snap
judgment. However, the older mem
bers of the senate, familiar with par
liamentary ruling, realized that Pres
ident Sweetser was acting clearly
within his power as presiding officer
Lieutenant Governor Sweetser sta
ed in the senate during the session
that he had been in politics for 20
yeras and that he did not suppose
that he could remain out of the fas-
game. He made the positive
statement that he would never again
occupy the chair of lieutenant gov
srnor. His statement is considered
That he is held in high
respect by all who are acquainted
with him is well known. No presid-
ing officer of body like the senate
could show more courtesy, is better
Eersed in parliamentary law, or un-
derstands the unique system of keep
ing the members in harmony and in
order. than the lieutenant governor
Of this state
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

Notice of Sale of Personal Property
In the Probate Court of the
County of Canyon, State of Idaho.
In the matter of the Estate of l.
T. Lewis, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that in
pursuance of an order of the Pro-
bate Court of Canyon county, Idaho,
made on the 18th day of March,
1911, in the matter of the estate of
l. T. Lewis, deceased, the under
signed administrator of the estate
of said deceased will sell at private
sale to the highest bidder for cash,
in lawful money of the United
States, ON or after Monday, the goth
day of March, 1911, at p. m, at
the l. t. Lewis ranch near Horseshoe
Bend, Boise county, Idaho, the fol-
lowing personal property to-wit:
400 head of sheep; also IA head of
horses; several wagons, tents and
camp equipment. The sale subject
to approval of the said Probate
court.
VIM. LEWIS,
Administrator
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

A Special Medicine for Kidney ALL
mentS.
Many elderly people have found in
Foley's Kidney Remedy a quick re-
lief and permanent benefit from kid
ney and bladder ailments and from
annoying urinary irregularities due
10 advancing years. Issac n. Re-
gan, Farmer, Mo-, says: "Foley's
Kidney Remedy effected a complete
cure in my case and l want others t
know it." For sale by B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16
Usefulness is Better Than FrlIIs.

it is fine thing to personally train
up boy in the way he should go, and
not rely too much on the guidance OF
higher education. We know happy
father whose 1S-year-old son has just
given up college in order to devote his
time to keeping the family touring
car in ondition.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

If you have trouble in getting rid
of your cold you may know that yoI
are not treating it properly. There is
no reason why cold should hang
on for weeks and it will not if you
take Chamberlain Cough Remedy.
For sale by H. T. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16
A Cold, LaGrippe, Then Pneumonia

Is often the fatal sequence. Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar expels the cold,
checks the lagrippe, and prevents
ment. 1t is a prompt and reliable
cough medicine that contains no mar
cotics. 1t is as safe for your child
rem as for yourself. B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16
Trouble.

Never bear more than one kind of
trouble at time. Some people bear
three kinds: All they have had. all
they have now and all they expect to
E. Hale
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

For a mild, easy action of the bow
els, single dose of Doan's Regulets
is enough. Treatment cures habitual
constipation. 25 cents a box. Ask
your druggist for them.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

a great dea' Of feeling. 1t was dur
ing his speech that he dropped the
broad hint that two years from now
he will, in all probability, be cand
date for gubernatorial hOnors on
the republican ticket.
The stand taken by President
Sweetser on the railroad commits
sion issue when it came up in the
senate during the session just clos
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

When you have rheumatism in
your foot or instep apply Chamber
lain's Eminent and you will get
quick relief. 1t costs but a quart
er. Why suffer? For sale by IL
T. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16
Notice for Publication.

Notice is hereby given that 1,
George Shapley, convicted, at the
Js.ember term, 1908, in the District
Court of the Third Judicial District
of the state of Idaho, in and for the
County of Ada, and sentenced on
February 1st, 1909. to the Idaho
State Penitentiary, situated at Boise
City, County of Ada, State of Idaho,
for the term of four years imprison-
ment, will make application to the
Honorable State Board of Pardons
at their regular meeting after the
expiration of the legal publication OF
this notice, for a full and absolute
pardon.
GEORGE SHAPLEY
9: 9-30-1911.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1911-03-16

@ATs high degree becoming quite the United
feline
annually the shows held New Philadelphia
is a cat
Of
haired
nd
the prize winning kittens the
is
is
usd drinking reached
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
si!Ho " rHllis:,,2E

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case Of Catarrhsthat can.
not be cured BY Halls Catarrh Care.
FL. cIiI1NEY q C o. HI
n Toledo. Ono. I.
+ We. the undersigned, have known
FIJI Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable In all
business transactions. and financially
able to carry out any obligations
made BY his firm. "A n q; Is
4 WALpING, KINNAN & MARVIN
Wholesale Drugglstss Toledo, o.
II Halls catarrh8 Cure IS taken inter.
naliy. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price, Csc
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. 81
patton. n; II /
L Take Halls EARLY Pills for consti,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
sssAiMARI',lA.

n The health sof orr little village ;lsI
very; good atspresent with the excep;.
!tlonEof Uncle Uriah Carpenter, who
has been sick most all winter. IA IN
Mrs Celtic Austin ard'littleS daugh.j
ter Reva, who have been at Fairmont
for some time. came home Saturday.
Mr. Gideon Murphytwas In Barbour
county fomst Of last week visiting rel.
atlyes and taking orders for the Chase
Nursery Co! !,
Mr.; Marshall Brown Of Mt. Har.
y. was visiting his father, Mr..
Abher$ Brown Sunday 4l 4,
Sc siessrsa G y organ and Lloyd, Muir.
phy attended the fbox SUPPER at Wins
field Friday night. q Y \ u
H Mr. Harry Long Of MT. Sharon was
visiting his uncle. 4 VI n Henry
Sunday Y 4 ~
WI zebnlon 5nifmat ts digging a
we'll ors an : isniery Heck
Miss Leotn Carpenter Isl staying
N Win Mi. and Mrs. Clyde attsrson. 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
SEVEN PINES.

1--WE give few Of the most current
ayents according TO the report given
by Madam !l,umor. {
/ e. o. Murray has been taking the
agricultural course at Morgantown.
Our school is progressing nicely
with fair attendance, ii3t. !.
The health Of our community is not
good, Mrs. Eliza Straight IS much I'M,
proved; also Mrs.iJ.. L. Hamilton and
Thomas Campbell have beclr yuitc
sick but are convalesclng.
CIV. Hamilton; made ibis regular
trip lastFsaturday. ! y ];
\ The .Susanas Straight well Is. near.
Ing the pay We don't hear The walk.
Ing beam cracking on the sturm farm.
Mrs William. Maglathlans was visit.
Ing Thomas Gill 'lastsweek. d Y
d Coleman Koon Is doing quite IA lot
OF set work. this winter. I " \ Z;
Charles Cunningham Is getting q
fine lot'of sawlogs OF on the hall this
winter. a H Is ~ VI
We learn late that there Is a deal
on ha,id that will leave F. C. stnrm,
Of Warrington, the owner Of four hun
dred and twenty acres Of land on
which he will commence to rebuild
and arrange one oftSthe lest stock.
farmssin the county. II
They are$g getting along nicely clean.
Ing up the Clayton Co. gas well on
Warrior Fork. tifii
Linza Cunningham lis still a stand.
pat Republican. y: all! the rest so.
Democratic! Best wishes for the pa
per and its collg as well as Its many.
readers. NJ LONE STAR.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
AN EARNEST ApPsAl

Made . the chllarsn,a Home soslssys
81 West Vlrulnia 10 our ce1ersus
People. AZ!
Executive Committee Hon. George
w. Atkinson; III D. president; Rev
=. D. Roller b. i. Vice president;
Hon. i. @. Davis, Rev. II. G. johnson,
., p. Hon. II. q. McWhorter, Hon..
Geo 2. Price; secretary, ii b. Baines;S
treasurer Col. ]. d. Dickinson; rev
e, Savers State superintendent.
The. above society was organized I'M
1896 for the care and training OF Tic
orphan and homeless children Of West
Virginia. y
FL Shortly after organIzatIo Ion Hol. II. !
G, Davis, the great friend Of West
Virginia orphans, gave Tie society d
home for the unfortunate iittie ones,
which is located In Charleston. W.
Va, experimenting this generous gift
by the; vet more helpful donation Of [
500 per month since 1896. 10 this
first building Mr. Davis has added d
itwo,story building, thus greatly III
crcasing our capacity for caring FOR
orphan children.
Into this home We receive The home,
less children, being admitted at ithc
rate ~ 81, Hand etin,es 10 per-
month. SS'
4! Il y are anxious To- find them all, and
appeal to all our people Everywhere
In West Virginia tp report I'D The sn.
perintendent any case ofsa homeless
q They are received from twelve
months old to twelve years Old
We earnestly request this great MD +
ct all times tns finding the Homeless
chill. Renee this request.
iS9 .sss z. SoWeH.
II q; 1881 State supt.
Ills Washington 81 chafleston.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
AAcANs.

~
Owing to- d severe cold. Miss Mag.
Egie Kennedy @as unable 10 assume
her duties AS teacher of.t6e Norris
school Inst week.
All are invited To- the debate here
Friday night Subject Resolved, TKat
the world 10 growing worse. |8,;
K MI and Mrs Charley Michael We're
recently visiting at FairmGnt.
1.-THE fancy u DIR fafmets sIlshtIy]
snfnlhs 10 Z thoughts u Corn oats,
beans, potatoes and pastures new.
News OF the death offRes.f Taylor,
Richmond brought sorrow to the peos
pie of this community who knew and
loved 9him fors l,ls may aamirable
traits. The Christianity presented tby'
him did not contain tide ssrpen,s ofl
revenge and hate. u found 10 pleas:
IRE ~ conslgRIng 70 ,sterBai woe the
brave tlihkerssw have Illuminated
tlts5sworld. The pulpit to-day wioald
begfar5 more highly esteemed had all
ministers been 81 fair, true and "a.
uonal as our departed friend, Rev.
4TaylorS Richmond. 4, i 4, 4
Z AS Shelly wrote Of Keats:
His soul like a star, VIA
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beloved are fhVs 1IIsntr,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24

Too ORE LDslNgoNEIpjaaY, q
Take LAXATIVE BR DINO n oIiniI,es
Tablets. Driuggists reftnli { money n,
~ fails To- cnre u OWES stg.j
nature III on each boz, 4 25c.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
A Condition, Not 4. Theory.

A socl6loglstsin conversation WITH
a practical persohR fromt'the middle
west concerning the labor problem ii
her part ofthe country thereby learn
ed the lesson ofSthe situation. q
Are there many men ont q
work?" he asked. ,5@
The lady admitted that there wer,
quite2a number. IS
What" said he then, "do the i'm
employed dc! 2" {fg9liittttl5i
Nothing" said the lady. "That'l
the trohble:"s---Youth's Companion.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24

RMessrs. Maurice sattertleld, Mon
roe Mcyickerh md Russell Boyce at
tended THE Drotracted meeting at
Hcpewell Friday night.
Rev. BoyersS tBoyce was at Enter!
prise several days last week assisting
Rev. Lloyd Page in Ills protracted
meeting at that place; ~ s.!5.9 4
81 Mr.. Leslie satterheld and sister,
Miss Dreetha,s were visiting Mt Mr..
John Boyces Sunday. v. !:
The following pupils attended the
third month OF the; Shaw school with
out missing "a days okey Vincent,
Anna Heiskell, Nellie Morgan, Leslie
Stanley, Edna Burns, Jessie. Burns and
Lloyd Murphy. f sss, Y! -, q Z
Work Is progressing very rapidly Oh
the oil we'll. Great excitement pre-
walls among Our citizens. w. all see
visions Of great wealth ahead in these
days Of moaey.maa people. |,
+ B POLLY. 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24

\
The principal steamship routes Ste
whtch!Japan pays annual subsidies i are "a
the Ehropean,line via sIsz, tho Iion i
kong;seattle line, Sthe tHongkong.sar
francisco line. the Japan-Australian
line and the Hing kong. South American
line. The subsidy 5ots $40. 900 gold :
year to the Hongkong.S South american
line has enabled 8It I'D make Serious
inroads on the South American Bust
ness Of the Pacific Mail Steamship CO.
1.-The American transpa cl &c ,llne) which
used to handle the traflic by way ,iot
San Francisco and Panama. sR eports,
indicate that Japan steamship tsery.s
ice has chiefly benefited the railways
operating from Puget Sound and from
San Francisco. y 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
The Poat Again.

He had long hair and pensiy,
look. She wrote q poems entitled
why Do I Liye?" He signed ii
Augustus andyseu It to a magazine
The edltorS@rote him sas follows:
"My dear Augustus the reason why
yousllye is because you sent the poem
by mail instead5of bringing it per
sonally.-Paris Modes. 9q /.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24
Nothing More to lBs Said.

Nothing More to Be Said. ~ s.
4 ;'tMy wife always lots me have tn,
last word, remarked the meek look
ing man. rs, Z Il; rs M
Indeed" exclaimed his friend ii
tones witch implied adoubt Of til,
others Fyeracity. sin7
e "she does, really. WHENEVER sal
Yes my dear you are quite right
she stops talking mmedlately.-Ex
change. IL
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24

IT, well 70 mix a llttls sell. sHsptcion
with sclt-rcspect. 4 4; I
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-01-24

% II YOU don't tell a vain man he
isn't hell tell you. SO you might as
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-03
Woman Police officers

tClCFelauG fidln Dedlerj
 The appointment of a woman 10 the sanitary police force Of this city is one Of those acts so obviously wise that one ;nvCluntarily wonders why 1t was not done long ago. This officer will be given the particular duty of inspecting factories and work shops where women are employed, Cf pointing olt violations of law, and arresting unyielding offenders. Man ifestly a woman can penetrate places where a man would be barred and can render assistance which a mem Der of the opposite seN would be help less to give.
 Upon inc statue Books of Ohio have been placed laws for the pro lection Of women and children en. gagged in industrial and commercial pursuits-laws which. if enforced, will go far toward alleviating many Of those conditions harmful to the race Of mankind But these protect i've laws will not enforce themselves. They are merely weapons in the hand of those who have the public welfare at heart. The appointment of a woman 10 the police force is sn attempt Co give these laws their maximum of usefulness.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-03
THIS DATE IN HISTORY"
 NOVEMBERS

 I5SO-Sir Francis Drake returned from his voyage around the world 177G-James Whitfield fourth Roman Cathplic archbishop of Balti- more, born in England DieG Oct. lg, 1884. 17S3--Thomas Mihlin of PcnusyiSfn, ia chosen president of the Con. tinental congress 1T9i--William Culcn Bryant, the J,oeG, born n yumniugt0n, Mass. Died FR Sew York city June F. i8iG. lSt0-St Jean Acre bombarded by the allied British and Turkish fleets lS5z-Juuius BTutus Booth, noted ac- tor, died Born May ], l796. lSj6-The British bomBardcd Canton and destroyed the Chinese fleet
 1S6g-Sen. '. s. Grant elected pres ident of the United States. 1900--Sound-money parade of 100000 voters in New York city. 1903-!ndependence of Panama pro claimed. l9I0-Fifty Jesuits, the last members of religious orders in Lisbon, were expelled from Portugal.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-03

the DuEIiS.
 That we folks go through? Every day of life we're slaying, Skimping. sacrificing, saving, Planning, figuring and scheming And Of fame and fortune dreaming, Just 8s though we thought we'd never Quit this earth. but live forever.
 Just as now we do. On the square now, aint 1t funny2 Coveting each others money, Pushing, croWding, fighting, striving Beating down and bargain driving, Always looking ont for trouble, Getting it and sometimes double
 What it ought to be. Really, what are We folks doing With out fretung and our stewins: Lift is one strange institution That's away beyond solution. Just one thing after another. Can you tell the answer, brother?
 It's too deep for me.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-03
A seltProtector

fOmdha ghancellOT)
 The dappcr little traveling man glanced at the menu card. and then looked up at the pretty waitress. Nice day, little one. he began. Yes it is." she answered, and SO was yes terday. and my name is Nina, and l know that I'm a little peach and have pretty brown eyes, and I have been here quite while. and 1 like the place and don't think I'm too nice a girl to be working in a hotel; if | did, I'd quit my job, and my wages are satisfactory. and l don't know it there is a show or dance in town to- night. and fl there Is 1 shall not go with you, and I'm respectable girl and my brother is cook in this ho- tel. and he weighs 200 pounds, and last week he wiped out the dining room floor with a fresh s50.a month travelling man who tried Co make a date with me. Nov, whatll you haye2~ The dapper little travelling man said he was not hungry and a cup of coffee and some hot cakes would do. Then there be those who say women need protectors. Such d tongue is sufficient.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-03
CONFINEMENT

Formerly there was. if not general content with things as they were, general acquiescence in them as di- vinely ordered, says the Cincinnati En- quirer. Now there is universal dis content and ferment, and a wide growing purpose 10 overturn things as they are without having thought out any coherent. rcsanable plan Of reconstruction.
 There is truth in the idea that there can be no progress without discOn- tent and we must agree that cer- tain amount and kind Of progress have grown out of it and that we seem tc be moving rapidly toward some extensive readiustment and transformation ot social conditions.
 Looking over the whole situation, while, Of course, happiness depends very largely upon individual tenn perment and the way every one looks at and meets the yicissitudes of life Se are of the opinion that there was nore of it On' the average when there was less rush and hurry. more tranquility. repOse and cOntentment, more homes and family life. less crowding into the cities and more reverence for and obedience 10 law.
Bisbee daily review., 1911-11-03
FROM THE fIIcKEYVIlLE
 CLARION.


 There was quite a regrettable in cidcnt in Deacon Pringle's backyard in the dark the other night. Hank Purdy was in the deacon's henhouse and was just comin' out with couple of fowls for Sunday when he met Hod Renfred just eoin in. Neither one recognized the other and each though. the other was the deacon and both hit simultaneously. Hod got q black eye and Hank got broken nose. The matter has been patched up without appealin' to the courts as both gentle men are some modest about notoriety in the case.
 A strange figger was seen on our village streets late at night several nights last week and there was talk of gettin' up a possy to run the mys- terius culpret to earth, it being thought that he must be one of them Raf- fles fellers and raffies are strictly agin' the law in these parts. It turned out to be Constable Ezra Bibbins who had completely disguised himself by removing his long flowing whiskers which be had wore since the last democrat president was elected and nobody knoved him. He had to identi fy himself to the crowd by q tattooed ship on his breast and order was re stored.
 A feiler that hasn't got an oatmobile misses q good deal, but a Teller that has got one don't miss much Of any thing. Anse Perkins couldn't miss a chicken if he tried.
 Anse Perkins couldn't afford to buy 8 screech owl whistle for his oatmO. ble so he carries a eat along with him and when lie wants anybody to git out'n inc way he steps on her tail
 Uncle Ezra Harkins doesn't smoke all the time. He never smokes when he Is eating or sleeping