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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Rooms. Board, Etc.

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THREE LIGHT housekeeping rooms
for So 1OO6 Texas.
LARGE SUNNY front room for 1 or 2
gentlemen; private family no sick
Gil n. OchOa St
LARGE SUNNY sleeping room; also
housekeeping apartment; no children
SIS \. Kansas.
WHY PAY exuravaganC hotel rates?
The Ramona, 6O8-510 n Stanton, home
like, economical, sanitary; ample bath
ing facilities. Rates soc to 81 a day
81 to Sc week So to SIS month
THREE NICE ROOMS FOR RENT in
a good private family, furnished or IN
furnished; do not object to light
Housekeeping: no children taken. ref
erences required. Address L Y W.
care Herald.
MRS. JOHN SMART has removed her
residence to PA Madison Ave. New
York City, where she can accOmmO-
date guests with rooms and board
with or without private bath. A most
des.rable location for shopping and
residence
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
yHsht. 1911. National News Association.

n WAS r1r0Ntc Ger or O4E
DESERT LONE5oNIE ArtpPEu
HAD NVa NOP6 tHNo5ELF around
NE LAST BlSCcrT AID DtERE
WAS NSOT-H X & NOPE TO EET
GECGpT D+E - 9EL OK ne
TOM ATO Can t+6 LOOKED LIKE
a GONER. IT WAS 7OU NnrLES
70 O+6 NEAaEST 1oU5E ArsO
MS OOES COULDN'T ST7a~o he
HIKE FO5H HcOE Gears
nFEH A VOICE HA- "a
HG LS1ENGD ne HEAeO
q OiSHNCTL4 ~IT SAID
" ATtleSNoP Went frSTo A CELLAR
NoUIo NE coAL CHUrE no
oOT me- Etc&ourG WOOD -GropAo
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

Rooms, Board, Etc.
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WE HAVE ALL KINDS OF ROOMS
TO RENT.
IF YOU DESIRE A NEW HOME LET
Us HELP YOU. OUR SERVICES = l ItE
FREE AND WE MOVE YOUR TRUNK
FREE IF WE CAN LOCATE YOU.
Ell PAsO ROOM DIRECTORY
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.
ROOM 4O5 MILLS BLDG. PHONE 1855
FUR. ROOMs-Young men Phone 1895.
FURNISHED ROOMs-915 n. Ell Paso.
ASTORIA APTs-7O5 N. Florence.
Bell phone 1913; Auto. 2447.
HOUSEKEEPING and bedrooms, mod
crate prices. 5l2 Myrtle, OPP. Elks.
TWO furnished housekeeping rooms;
no sick. 1924 Magoffin- Phone 4277.
NICE ROOM-Private porch, board
reasonable Phone 754.
BOARD AND ROOMS, strictly first
class. Mrs c. F. Leary, SIC n. Kansas.
DIR. JONES, FOOT SPECIALIST,
40 Mills Bldg, cures evil smelling feet
TWO SPLENDID housekeeping rooms,
wei furnished. sol Boulevard.
FURNACE HEATED ROOMS, good
board 1907 Arizona
FOR RENT-Front housekeeping room.
319 E. Franklin.
FIRsTCLAss BOARD-very close in,
SOB n FL Paso St, OPP. Library
HOUSEKEEPING ROOM - Sleeping
porch. GIG n Stanton. Phone 4051.
FIRsTCLAss BOARDS per week.
COZ Mesa.
FOR RENT-Furnished front room. 622
n. FL PasO.
FOR RENT-Elegant furnished front
rooms. 81 Mesa.
NICELY furnished rooms, with bath.
616 San Antonio st.
SUITE OF ROOMS with board, close
in. 2O9 Upson.
THE TIENNARD - 423K N. Oregon.
Pleasant rooms. day. week or month
NEW YORK ROOMs-1O9 Broadway.
$500 week up soc day up.
NICELY furnished room with bath and
phone use 6o7 Mesa
FOR RENT-Rooms for light house
keeping. 81 f. Boulevard.
JOHNSON HOUSE - Home cooking.
Bell 81. col n. Oregon. No sick.
BEDROOMS FOR RENT with board
next door 514 \. Kansas.
FURNISHED ROOMS blocks from
pOstoffice. 5O4 n Stanton.
FURNISHED ROOM for gentleman
ONLY; close in. sos n FL Paso.
NICE ROOMS with excellent table
board. Mrs. Geo. Lambeth, 512 Mesa.
FOR RENT-Nice front room in pri-
vate family. SIS n. Campbell
STEAM HEATED ROO1Is-Britton Ho-
tel, 206 Texas.
LIGHT housekeeping and single rooms.
us n. Oregon
FOR RENT - Nicely furnished steam
heated room. flat a. Bassett build
ing Gentlemen preferred.
HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS, sleeping
apartments with gas heaters. Bell $50.
hoo Texas.
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; no sick; nc chill
dren. 1901 n. FL Paso St
TWO NICELY furnished rooms. suit
able for . or 4 gentlemen; also house
keeping rooms. sos n. Florence
FOR RENT - Attractively furnished
room for I or 2 gentlemen, private
family; best residence section, close in.
Phone 3079.
TWO LARGE sunny housekeeping
rooms, gas, electric lights, s14. Mrs.
Eugene Weiss, 2O31A z. Overland, Mex
leo House. Bell phone 4401.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Money Co Loan

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CAN FURNISH MONEY to build you
q house on easy payments. c. D. Pol
lock, Contractor. 1890 Wyoming St
Bell phone 2940.
WE LOAN MONEY on salaries, furnf-
ture and real estate. Star Loan Co.
Room 326 Herald Bldg. Phone 46 NJ
Bell.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Cattle. Hogs, Etc.

FOB SALE-Pure bred DurOc Jersey
hogs. Sam B. Gillett Phone 25lA
ALFALFA SEED-Wrlte for samples
and prices. Arizona Seed Co., Phoe-
nix. AriZ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Wanted Cattle to Pasture

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WANTED-COWs to pasture; have
some good cheap hay. Phone sos
ring 1, or write Nusbaum.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Sale or Exchange


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WILL TRADE $1,000 EQUITY in FL
PasO residence for east Texas land.
W. A, care Herald
FOR SALE OR TRADE for horse, good
milk COW; Will be fresh in about
month. Bell phone 2466.
WANT TO TRADE improved residence
property for site suitable for apart
ment house; value $1,000 or less. Phone
1924, or address J. H L., County Fair
Store, FL Paso, Tex
DRUG STORE AND FIXTURES invoic-
ing $500, to trade for irrigated land,
or good revenue property. 1t is a live
proposition and not a dead one. T. J.
Dean, Cisco, Texas.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-The regis
tered PercherOn stallion Cecil (40200)
black: fOaled 1903. Also registered
shorthorn bull Ortiz CrescendO II.
C3O93O5), calved 1903. Or viii trade
either or both for good brood mares.
Address G. F. Schneider & Son, Vale
Vista Rancho, Carlsbad. n NJ
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.
$50 acres Of land, on La Mesa COM
munity ditch, 4 Of a mile from the
town of La Mesa, n. NJ 80 acres in
alfalfa, good stand, 8 room house, fur
nfshed, 2 farm horses, 2 good Jersey
COWS. chickens. all necessary tools and
implements for farming. VIII sell or
exchange for city property, vendor lien
notes. bank stock, or any good cOlat-
eral Price $40 per acre. Chas. b.
Stevens Mills Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

BUT- D4e FEMALE Of nfts
5pEclES IS MORE DEADLY
ptAr The MALE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
NEWMAN NVEsTlIENT 90.

iOs AMERICAN BANK BUILDING.
REAL ESTATE, INSURANCE AND
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Sale-Real Estate

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800 ACRE INCONSISTENT for sale
near lola. Write Box 311s Demings n
NJ, about this.
100 ACRES DECIDED LAND near Dem
ing, n. N. Soil fifteen feet deep sha1-
low water. Price $50 per acre Ad-
dress Box 81, Deming, N H.
LOTS FOR SALE AT NEAR COST BY
THE OWNER.
Two fine level lots near the car line
in lower Highland Park. Here is your
chance. Write D. s. H box 49, syria
cuse, Indiana
FOR sALE-Smau garden tract 4 mile
from Las Cruces; very rich just the
thing for truck and chickens A bar
gain If taken in 30 days For particu-
lars write box 314 A, Las Cruces, n 81
I HAVE A NUMBER OF real bargains
in small and large farms, improved
and unimprOved land, In the RIO
Grande valley; also vacant lots Ilne
homes and business property In the
city Of FL PasO. See US.
VIM. MOeIlers
Real Estate and Insurance
Herald Building. Main Floor
40 ACRES CLOSE TO La MESA.
30 miles north OF FL PasO. All under
irrigation. Part IN alfalfa balance in
grain crops. Price SIS.
1T5 ACRES CLOSE TO La MESA.
Fine level silt SOIL good frame house;
about 40 in cultivation; about 10 acres
in alfalfa. Nothing finer or better soil
in the valley. Price SIS per acre.
I50 ACRES MILES FROM LAS
CRUCES
All under irrigation and in cultivation
Small frame house about Is acres OF
alfalfa: on the same side Of the river
as Las Cruces. Price SIS per acre.
100 ACRES IN THE LA UNION
CANUTTLLO DISTRICT.
All in cultivation; about Ia in al
falfa- Land adjoining can't be bought
for $50. The price on this is only
500 per acre, 4 cash, balance to suit.
Can give good terms on all OF the
above
r. c. BAILEY LAND CO.
Orndorff Hotel Bldg. sos Mesa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
RATTROAD TT1TFTA8TF.

All trains arrive and depart from
Union depot, foot OF san Francisco
street, except those 81 Mexico North
Western. All arrivals and departures
given in FL Paso or mountain standard
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Agents Wanted

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AGENTS to sell Hand Vacuum Clean
ers. call room 9, Coles building, 3
20 o. m.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Sale-ReaI Estate


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FOR SALE-Vauey lands below FL
PasO. j. H Rogers, room q, p. o.
building Phone 59s-
FOR SALE AT BARGAIN by owner.
Modern 2 story room house, on cor
ner; excellent repair good ne1ghbOr-
hood Herald, 80
FOR sALEBy owner. Bargain
room modern house, northwest corner
faces south and east; near Homan san-
itarium- 1927 E. Rio Grande-
FOR sALE-1so acres river silt soil
near Las Cruces. n H. unimproVed-
Railroad surveyed by place. Price $50
per acre II taken at once. Address
Box 81, Deming. n NJ
HOME FOR SALE AT COST.
Charming 10 room residence. fur
nished or unfurnisked, heated through
out by hot water; basement with
Ruud heater; sleeping pOrches- ser
wants rooms, stables all comforts: To-
Gated In finest residence part OF town
1904 Montana ]. A. Buckler.
RAILROAD rI1TE.FABLE.
All trains arrive and depart from
Union depot, foot OF San Francisco
Western All arrivals and departures
given in FL PasO or mountain standard
time
SANTA FE.
For Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago,
Los Angeles-Lv. 8,45 a. m and 1-05
p m
From Albuquerque. Denver. Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar- $40 a m and 600
Ell PAsO & SOUTHWESTERN.
CWestern Divfaion.)
For Arizona and SOnOra-Lv. ESQ
a. m and sos p m
From Arizona and Sonora-Ar. T-20
a. m and $40 .. N.
eastern DivisIon.)
For Kansas City, Chicago, St Louis
-Liv. 1915 p. m, SIS p. M
From Kansas City, Chicago, St. Louis
Ar. 6-38 a. m, $3.50 o. N.
G.. II. & S. A. AND S. p. TRAINS.
For san Antonio, New Orleans and
Washington-Lv. 1885 a. m and 500
From san Antonio. New Orleans and
Washington-Ar 7:30 a. m and $500
p. m
For Arizona and California;. s-5s.
$50 a. m; 4.0O, 9-55 p. m
From Arizona and CalifQrnia-Ar.
b-53 a. m 1920 5-12, 700 p. m
TEXAS & PACIFIC.
For Dallas and St. LOuis-Lv. 7:10
a. m and I.15 p ~
From Dallas and St Louis-Ar. 1888
a. m and S;35 p. m
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO.
For Chihuahua and City Of Mexico
From Chihuahua and city Of Mexico
Ar I-25 a. m.
MEXICO NORTH WESTERN.
For Casas Grandes and Pearson-I.v.
JuareZ Mon-a ~ ed. Fri. 100 %. m
From Casas Grandes and Pearson
Ar Juarez Tues, Tn, sat. 500 o. m.
ARIZONA & NEW 1TETTCO RAILWAY
COMPAET
Passenger Service.
Daily
South Bound North Pour7
7,1O AMY Clifton Ar 8.5S M
7:50 am-Lv Guthrie Lv- 1924 pm
S-35 am-Lv Duncan w 2-35 Dn
y-5S am-Lv LOrdsburg Llv- 1870 pm
11-o5 am-Ar Hachfta Lv-11-50 am
South bound train connects with
Southern Pacific west bound train no.
I, leaving LOrdsBurg 1857 a. M noun
tain time
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Rent

1856.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Sale or Rent

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FOR RENT OR SALES room house,
SIS month, or $500; terms. full
lois. barn and chicken yard, trees. etc.
8 block of car line, TObin's addition
to Washington Park. Hatton Realty
Co. Suite 2, City Nat Bank Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Boom! Boom!

IRE REBES VlE-E A TN5 CAFES
OF D4E IMPERIAL PALACE
CHUCHtrS GFRiED NOOOLES h-eCD
CHOP SUES OIER INTO me
RNPERoS PALACE NET goo
Hocr 40 not Crow NEE O+EF
CelEO WHlCH tx IN GuSH
NAEANS .NNetNTLHA GOT 70 san.
UtE EMPEROR RUJHeD MAoCH
mo ttlS ROOM AN(s 6CRtBbLED on
e PlECE OF PAPER O+E LAoER
pfcEEO fT-OP Ar4O PEAD
tFI STUFFED a LOT or TREE4
Irt a CtttNVSS FAKE MOULD
That MAKE me NAArtCHG
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Wanted Miscellaneous

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WANTED large cheap mares, can be
sore footed. also good second handed
lumber wagon. set double work har
ness. Jersey COW, I collie dog. Give
price and description Write B. 392,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

FOR SALE -Ib Plymouth Rock
squads, unpicked 3Oc picked 35c each.
Phone 1908 Bell.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

FOR sALE-RhOde Island Red eggs.
Fall Matched chickens are best. Sam
3. Giuett. Phone 251A.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

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800 ACRE INCONSISTENT for sale
near lola. Write Box 311s Deming, N
NJ, about this.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

o0uLl o0uD0 nam connects win
Southern Pacific west bound train No.
I. leaving LOrdsburg 1857 a. m. noun
tain time
South bound train connects with Ell
PasO & Southwestern east bound train
for FL Paso, leaving Hachita 1912 q.
M. mountain time. and with west
bound train for Douglas and Bisbee.
leaving Hachita at 1870 a., m, noun
tain time.
A. 7. Thomson.
Traffic Manager, Clifton, Arlz.
Feb. II. 1911.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

DIR. JONES, FOOT SPECIALIST
40 Mills Bldg Diseased Feet treated
by modern and antiseptic method
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

FOR RENT-A furnished cottage "a
Highland Park. rooms kitchentte
and bath Bell phone 217: Auto. 1911
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

WANTED-Position by young lady ste
nographer; years experience. Bell
1903
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

SPECIAL-Oyster shell, S1.35- per 100
lbs. FL PasO Seed Co. Phone 363.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

VANTED-Position by firstclass man
cook in hotel or restaurant Willing
to leave city. B. 293-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
HOME FOR SALE Ar COST.

Charming 10 room residence, fur
nished or unfurnisked, heated through
out by hot water basement with
Ruud heater; sleeping pOrches. ser
wants rooms, stables all comforts: To-
Gated in finest residence part OF town
100 Montana I A. RucEIer.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
40 ACRES CLOSE 10 La MESA.


All under irrigation and IN cultivation
Small frame house about IS acres OF
alfalfa: on the same side Of the river
as Las Cruces. Price SIS per acre.
100 ACRES IN THE LA UNION
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Horses. Vehicles. Etc.

4ORSE IN RTCGy ron SETTOFE2-
ira good horse and runabout at a bar
gain. Write SIS, Herald office, or
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

For Albuquerque. Denver, Chicago,
Los Angeles-Lv. S-45 a. m and T-05
p m
From Albuquerque, Denver. Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar- $40 a m and 500
p m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Statesmen Wanted

VVANTED-City salesman who knows
city and can get business. Address B.
$40. care Of Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Wanted Situations

EXPERIENC ED stenOgrapher desires
position. Address P. o. box SIS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

BUFF ROCKs-The kind that fur
nish the winter eggs; per setting 50.
L. z. GiIlett, Box 486. Bell 227-154L
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

a. 30 PER DAY PAID ONE LADY IN
each town to distribute free circulars
and take orders for concentrated flaw
or{ng in tubes, permanent position. J.
S. Ziegler Co.. Chicago.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

WANTED - Position by experienced
chauffeur. Write J. 2. s. care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

FOR SALE CHEAP-Three months
old White Wyandotte cockerels. Phone
30Oq
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Help Wanted-Female

WAITED good hOusemaid. 500
Mundy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

WHTTED-W hite woman Tor COOK and
general homework; small family APP
ply mornings, ga Prospect Ave. Phone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

"a CLEAN PRODUCT-PLUs-
HONEST RECORD"
Fourteen years ago this dairy started
with ( cows and 10 customers. The
cows died long ago, but 8 Of the orig
inal 10 customers are still with US. We
now have a total herd Of 22S head and
more than 500 customers.
One of our customers is-The Shell
don hotel.
ALHAlTBRA DAIRY CO.,
j. S. Curtis, Mgr.
feThe Dairy that Has No Tuberculosis"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

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7HREE LIGHT housekeeping rooms
or So. 1OO6 Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

FOR SAILS. c. White Leghorn cock
erels and pullets. Kerr, Hermanas,
n. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

ANYBODY can hatch chickens with
Buckeye" FL Paso Seed Co. B. 363.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

I6O ACRES DECIDED LAND near Dem
ing, N NJ Soil fifteen feet deep; shall
low water. Price $50 per acre Ad-
dress Box 311, Deming, n. H.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

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WILL TRADE $1,000 EQUITY in FL
PasO residence for east Texas land.
". A, care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

FOR RENT-About 20 acres in alfalfa.
good house, barns. chicken sheds. etc
close to the city OF FL Paso on
macadamized road. For further par
tculars see Vim. MOelIer. Real Estate
and Insurance. Herald Bdg. Phones
Bell 1927; Auto. 1885
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
Wanted Rooms

WANTED room unfurnished
suite. north Of depot Ell Paso Room
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

WHITE ORPNGTONS - (Kellarstrass
strain. 200 May-June Matched pull
lets, 50 each. Eggs, So per IS. Write
for catalOg and guarantee. Live Oak
Poultry Yards. FlatOnia, Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

REAL ESTATE-ValIey Lands. Ranch
es, Mexico Investments, Mines. Insur-
ance, Rentals, Collections and Loans.
O'Nein & Lyons, 318 Caples. Phone sos.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08

1IONEYsTRAIN BARRED ROCKS
Eggs for Matching. Young cOckerels
and breeding hens. Parsons. Phone
1922.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Sale-ReaI Estate

FOR SALE lots blocks from Main
St, in Las Cruces: best offer takes
them p. o. box 200, Las Cruces. n. NJ.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
IKE en- OFF

Ne KNOW NOU
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-11-08
For Sale-M Miscellaneous

FOR SALE CHEAP bicycle. Cali
915 n Stanton or phone 1896
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-11-02
The COrn-COb Pine,

The following is from c. H. B.
Floyd's Florida legislative remininisc-
ences, and conveys the supposed re-
marks of Silly Reader:
Silly-Mr. Wells, why do you smoke
such a corn-cob pipe? 1t reminds me
of case that was tried before Judge
Boylston in Apalachicola. The case
turned on which manifested its pres
ence to the olfactory nerves at the
greatest distance, an old colored per-
son named James GRat-kille, long
bearded goat, or my husbands corn
cob pipe. BOylston had court opened;
they brought in the negro and the
judge tainted; they brought in my
husbands old corn-cob pipe and the
goat tainted.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-11-02

The confidence of the country in the
disintcrestedness of Pierpont Morgan
has received rough shock in the re-
cent exposures of the methods adopted
20 bring on semi-panic and seize
the Tennessee Coal and Iron proper
ties When tinanciers publish that a
trust company is apt to go under, in
order to precipitate a run on it, as
seems to have been done, one wonders
whether the Rhine robber barons
were not really honest by comparison
with some of the modern New York
gentry Of high finance.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-11-02
Welded to Idol See No Wrong.

DR.. Paul Burnmaster, president OF
the Chicago Antigambling League. was
discussing his suit for $4,000 against a
noted speculator, says an exchange:
Spectators of this type" said DR..
Burnmaster, ARE so welded to gambl-
ing that they see no harm in the prac
tice. They deem their pernicious do
ings to be work, work helpful to the
community, like baking bread or build
ing houses. In their blindness to their
own shortcomings they remind me of
Billings.
Billings, showed up by blizzard
in a country town, said reproachfully
Ito the one waiter in thc places res
taurant:
Look here, waiter, I've just found
this suspender button in my soup.
The waiter hurried forward, beam
ing.
"'Oh, thank you sir he said, 4
couldn't imagine what had become OF
it,"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1911-11-02
All Supplies.

q see," said the new customer at Il
Euclid avenue automobile repair shop
Saturday. that you advertise to sup
ply drivers of motor cars with all nee
essary parts to replace those lost or
damaged by accident"
Yes, sir" answered the dealer. We
can replace anything"
That's good" said the customer,
taking his list from his picket. 4
want the fingers and a thumb for a
gentleman of so, a decent sort of a
nose for a girl of 10, two right and
three left ribs for myself-you can
measure me now and get 'em exactly
right And two gallons of gasoline,
please. Exchange.
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4 Sure Sign.

The Camp street philosopher, his
face was void of cheer, remarked:
The melancholy days have come, the
saddest of the year. How do l know?
he asked himself, and then made his
own reply. Not by the leafless trees
or exc the gloomy sky. Not by the
Hurried flakes of snow, for nine has
fallen yet; not by the chilly winds
that blow nor by the frost, you bet
For I've a sign that winters near;
infaIIible, you'll grant. just saw
my neighbor Percy Smith take in his
rubber plant"
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NOTICE INVESTMENT

l5ts on Jackson Ave, with East
frontage and soon to have sewerage,
for $3.50, 1929, 1925, and $500. Inquire
the price of other Fairview lots.
Will find the ones on the opposite
side of tne street with West 'front.'
age can't be bought for less than
$500. eacn.
l lot with sewerage on Jackson Ave
near College street for $500.
1 lot corner Hancock and Bell SITS.
East frontage for $3.50.
l beautiful Lee street lot 76 feetx21O
feet East frontage, quick sale can sell
for $4,000
One room house with sewerage
and gas, located in good community,
for $4,000. Will rent for $22.5O per
month.
SO acres, 1-2 miles from Cobb,
Ga, good dwelling, tenant houses
barns, etc. Land productive. Inves-
tigate this bargain price $40, per acre.
S65 acres, IL miles from r. r.
station; $50 acres cleared, balance in
woods; land productive and lies al
most level; good dwelling, IL houses,
barn, deep well with gasoline engine
and tank. Cheap at SIS per acre. |
Terms.
250-acres, on fine road 4 miles |
from Americas; 100 acres in cultiva-
ion, balance in woods and pasture;
and lies well; soil, gray with clay
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She Tried to Obey.

Eddie Yoy, at the Lambs Club gam
Dol in New York, told a Panama hat
story, says the Washington Star.
"A young clerk out my way" he
said, gave his girl a present of a
Panama hat last year. Then, the day
before the Fourth, he got a couple of
complimentaries for a picnic clam
bake and corn roast down the river
and he wired the girl:
Meet me at Pier 13 tomorrow
morning at I. Picnic. Bring Pan
anna
The next morning as he stood on
Pier 10 dreaming dreams of love, i'm
agining a long sweet day of billing and
cooling. he saw his girl advancing
with her father and mothe~. He was
terribly annoyed and on the boat as
soon as he could get her alone he
hiscsed:
"'Why did you want to bring the old
folks for?
"She showed him the telegram
which the operator had made to
read:
Bring pa and ma"