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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
Training for War.

In a certain camp a battalion was
being instructed in How to take a
convoy through an open country"
one company a told off to repre-
sent a convoy. the men being instruc-
ted that they were 70 represent horses
cows and wagons.
After being halted a short time the
advance signal was given and the
convoy moved on, but the major no
tieed that one man continued to lie
down. and galloping up to him in a
rage, said Man, why don't you ad-
vance,"
The soldier replied Il can't. sir
Mayor. You can't? What do you
mean"
I'm a wagon said the soldier,
and I've got a wheel off Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
Nevada Good Enough For Him.

nevada UoOu fhOuSn TOT uiHt.
Nevada, Oh, Nevada,
l love your winning ways,
Your majestic snow-capped noun
tains.
Your bright and sunny days.
| even love your sage-grass,
Made immortal by the pen,
Now you need not take my word for
this)
OF some of your greatest men.
| love to tell the Fasteners
When the west begins to call
That Nevada is an open state
And gladly welcomes all.
| love TO tell them all about
Her mountains filled with gold,
Of her broad and fertile valleys.
Some of which yet remain unsold.
Her great expanse of prairies,
Her fields of new-mown hay
Her e~xilarating climate
That drives dull care away.
Her crystal flowing waters
That from ~snow-capped mountains
spring.
Dispensing health-giving oxygen
To every living thing.
Nevada, fair Nevada,
| take of my hat to thee,
And proclaim in boidest language,
You are good enough for me-
Author Unknown
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
The InduIgent Father,

The Indulgent Father.
He's just a boy, not nine years old I;
If ! were you / wouldn't scold
Or punish him for what he's done,
He isn't bad, just full of fun.
He didn't know that that was wrong,
You say you warned him right along?
Well, mind, just let him go;
He won't do ,aat again, l know.
My boy was saucy? No, Stree;
I'll bet he never meant to be-.
My boy was ~disobedient, too?
IN positive that that's not true.
You say he broke your window pane?
I'll pay for 1t, but he'll explain
1t was an accident. I'll vow
He couldn't help 1t, anyhow.
Why don't ] whip him as | should?
You can't whip boys and make them
good,
And, anyhow. he doesn't need
A whipping. Why, my heart would
bleed
To have to thrash him, he's so small,
So young. He's only eight, that's all.
He's mischieyous, ! know; but then,
He's just a boy, and we are men.
You can't tell me my boy is bad;
| don't believe It. I'm his dad,
! don't care what he's done today,
Or what he's broken in his play,
Or what he's said or failed to do.
I'm for that youngster through and
through.
He's My boy, and I'm going to see
How kind a father ! can be,
Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
Ample Apology.

There Is I'm congress a western
representative of Celtic origin. who
has more than once stirred up the
animals" by his propensity to bait the
opposition.
On one occasion he rose to de-
nounee the statements made in a
speech that had been delivered by a
member of the other party. His i'm
petuosity led him TO phrase his re-
marks rather strongly.
Order, order" exclaimed the speak
er, pounding with his gavel.
Again. In a minute or two. did the
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
Mrs. Adam.

urs Adam never wrested with the
problems of the day;
ure Adam never mentioned what
some other dame would say;
ure Adam wasn't troubled lest her
hat was not on straight;
urs Adam never scolded II her man
went on a skate.
Mrs. Adam never powdered and she
didn't paint "A bit;
Mrs. Adam didn't shudder If her fig
leaves didn't fit;
Mrs. Adam had no dresses that were
buttoned up the back;
Mrs. Adams stock of clothing, If We
guess Alright, was slack
Mrs. Adam wasn't bothered when a
man she came TO choose;
Mrs. Adam didn't gossip when she
heard suspicious news;
Mrs. Adam in a hobble skirt was
never seen to trip;
Mrs. Adam had no servants who
would stay a day then skip.
Mrs. Adam didn't sterilize the cup
when Abel drank;
Mrs. Adam, in her lifetime, only cut
one little prank;
Mrs. Adam didn't worry, for no bills
at her were thrown;
Mrs. Adam wore no switches, for her
hair was all her own
Mrs. Adam reared her babies without
artificial means;
Mrs. Adam wasn't nightly going
through old Adams jeans;
Mrs. Adam never listened at a tele-
phone at all;
Mrs. Adam had no neighbors who'd
drop in TO make a call.
Mrs. Adam was a woman who vas
happy all the day;
Mrs. Adam was contented till the ser
pent came her way,
Mrs. Adam wasn't jealous II her hus-
band came home late.
For she knew no other woman with
her man could make a date
Mrs. Adam. We are certain, never
smoked a eigaret;
Mrs. Adam on horse races never
placed a single bet;
Mrs. Adam wore no corset which
would make her sigh and groan
Mrs. Adam had a figure which was
all her very own.
Mrs. Adam raised no daughters she
was busy raising Cain;
Mrs. Adam was successful In ner ef-
fort, that Is plain,
For We might all be in Eden without
anything TO do.
II she hadn't bit the apple when he
devil asked her to-
Los Angeles Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
4 Suspicious Bank.

John" said Mrs. Binks. uneasily,
the other night. Il am very much
afraid that my bank is in a bad way"
"Oh. nonsense, my dear Maria
~nonsense," said Binks. why, it's
one of the strongest financial institu-
lions in the country. What ever put
that notion into your dear old head? ?"
well. it's very funny" said Mrs.
Binks, stnl unconvineed. They've
just returned a check of mine for
S25 marked no funds "-Harper's
Weekly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
CannOnade of Cans-

Madam he began. 4 have here a
a opener which can't be beat. Can
didly, 1t can open any a that can
be opened by any can opener, and If
YOU can show me a can. | can"
Can II, or I'll call out ne canine"
cried the woman eantankerously, and
the canvasser cancelled All further at
tempts and cantered away toward
Canterbury whistling a c%anzonet.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
His Heirlooms,

AN heirloom. #" explained the farm
er's wife to her 3-year-old boy, lis
something that has been handed
down from father to son. and in
some instances is greatly priced"
I'D prize these heirlooms I'm
wearing" remarked the %youngster,
"a good deal more If they wasn't so
long In the legS."-EVerYhndY'S-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
LEGAL NOTICES
Serial No. O1gS0.
NOTICE OF FINAL PROOF.

Department of the Interior. United
States Land Office at Carson city,
Nevada. December II. 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Ralph II,
Ives. of East Ely. Nevada. who OF
July 16, 1906, made Homestead Entry
No. 1881. Serial No. 01aSO, for SCI NEA
L y SEA Sec. II and NEA NE a, Sec.
Il. Township 16 North. Range 63 East
Diablo Meridian. has filed notice
of intention To make Final Commuta-
ton Proof, 10 establish claim to the
land above described. before the County
Clerk of White Pine County. at Ely.
Nevada, on the 3rd day of February.
1911.
Claimant names as witnesses:
tine {. Wheeler. Richard H.. Frank,
Frederick G. Caples and Jerome L.
Rumbaugh, all of East Ely, Nevada.
III j. cOHN.
Register.
(First Publication Dec. Is, 1900
Cast Publication Jan. Is. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
His Fear Wns Justified.

One of the cleverest bits of cleo
tioneering dodgery was devised by an
agent who had been forbidden to cor
rupt the electors. He called a meet
ing and attended with his pockets
full of gold. Il have to inform you,
gentlemen" he began, that there is
to be nj bribery on our side during
this election. fHear. hear.) For
my part l do not intend to give away
a penny piece. uneasy %silenee.)
But | am afraid there are some id
rascals in this room. and that present
ly they will lay me on the table and
take 500 %sovereigns out of my
pockets" The next few minutes he
spent upon the table.-London
Chronicle.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
DAILY SUBURBAN TRAINS.

leave East Ely Tor Ely, a. NJ
1925; $40; $40; 40; S:25;
$50; 1880; 11:50;-p. M, 1:I0:
2:20; 4:25; 4:35; 6:25: 7:30,
500; 900; 1915.
Murray Street. Ely. for Last ELY,
a. m. 1895; $50; SIZE. 35; IL.
p. IN. 1901; 1.20; 2:1O: 1880; 4:4E
6:15; 6:35; $40; S:10;9:10; 1925.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
HumOr I'm Death.

A British newspaper. the Chaplain
Observer, commenting on our state
ment that humor had no part in the
two great mortal acts of coming into
the world and departing from it, tells
a certain number of stories in limita-
ton of this principle. the best of
which concerns Tom Robertson and
Artemus Ward. The playwright was
endeavoring TO persuade the dying
humorist to take his medicine and as
surfing him meantime that he would
do anything for him. Would you
really, Tom?" said Ward. Il would"
was the reply. Then take the stuff
yourself, dear fellow" said Ward.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
n. N. RY. TINE TABLE.

Effective August 10. 1909.
Daily Except Sunday-.eaves East
Ely, North Bound. 1885 a. m. Daily
Except Sunday, Leaves Cobre, South
Bound, 1:20 p. m.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
NINE TRAIN.

Leave East Ely, a. m.-6.40,
11:30;-p. m. APPS.
Leave Murray Street, Ely a. m.
$3.50; 11:40;-p. m. 4:35.
Returning. Leave Mines. a.. NJ
1882. m, 1925; 5:35.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
Serial No. 0559l.
Survey No. 1862.
OF APPLICATION FOH
PATENT.
NOTICE

United States Land Office, Carson City,
Nevada, November 20. 1910.
Notice Is hereby given hat KEPAU
MINING AND MILLING COMPANY. by
Benz. w. Coleman. its attorney in fact,
whose postofice is Ely, Nev., has made
change No. l, Exchange No. ?. and Ex-
change No. 3 lodes mining claims, Sur
vey No. 1852. situate I'm Sections 81. 2S
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1911-01-01
SHELTER TRAINS.

Leave Murray Street. Ely. a. m,
$50; 10 p. M; 2:30; 4:45; 1925:
Leave East Ely, a. m.-6:40;
10:10;-p. m. 2:40; ASS; 1925.
RETURNING. LEAVE McGILL.
a. m. 7:45; 10:S0:--p. m.-a:4k:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
$4,000 FIRE
ON GRATIOT-AVE
Karl Bergman & Co., and Adjoining
Stores Swept by Flames, Which
Battle Department for Over
an Hour.

A disastrous fire swept through two
dry-goods stores out Gratiot-ave. and
commission houses on the Eastern
Market In the rear of Grauot-ave.,
Thursday afternoon. The total dam
age will be we'll over $4,000.
The fire had it's inception in the
basement of the haberdashery OF Karl
Bergman & Co., No. 451453 Gratiot-
ave. II started from an overheated
furnace. Dense volumes OF smoke
poured up and filed the store and
spread.to the haberdashery OF Franz
Ulrich, at No. 449 Gratiot-ave. IL was
one of the most stubborn hres the
department has had TO cope with iu
some time. Fully an hour after the
first alarm, Chief Bro0crick sent in a
second call. This was occasioned
when the fire swept back through
the stores and got firm hold on COM
mission houses on High-st.
The commission houses that suffer
ed losses are: The Cleaner Meat Mar
ket, No. 400 High-st. Asmus Bros, No.
402 High-st. and +. j. Shaffer & Co.,
No. 39S Highest. There was nothing
spectacular about the fire, but 1t at
tracted throng that congested traffic
on Gratiot-aye Nobody was injured
although several firemen were assist
ed cut OF the Easements. having been
overcome by smoke.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
FOLK
|Il[L OFF ANTS"
CANDIDATES.
$3.50
rect To- Several Men Who Haf
Z Promised To Run in Opposition To
School Board "Gang" and New
Selections Are Being Made.
Strong Effort Being Made To Have
Inspector Burton Stand for
Election.

Members of the anti-Ma-tindale fac
ton In the board of education are
beginning to realize that II they ex'
pect TO elect the three additional
school inspectors whose assistance Is
needed to give them control OF the
board, they must be prepared to put
mp the fight OF their lives.
Evidence has recently come to light
Of pernicious activity on the part oil
the old gang" which has had nm
Rer in every school board eiecuon
since Supt. Martindale became an Is
sue. Certain candidates who have
pledged themselves to the cause OF
Z the "antis" have, for some unknown
reason, gigged back on their promises,
and the "antis" have been obliged to
look for new material, which Is rath-
er hard TO find
The "antis" are not taking any
chances. Nothing but an absolute
nledee that the candidate, II elected,
Will stand against the reelection OF
aupt. Martindale and Secretary Lee,
when their present terms expire, pro-
vided the Inspector is still member
81 the board, Is acceptable TO the lead
err OF the opposition. They will not
:rupport n candidate who Is running
a. an independent. The "antis" hold
that a man must be either on one side
OF the other; there Is no middle
xround.
Realizing that 1t is of the utmost i'm
oortance to their cause to retain on
the board all OF their present num-
ber. the "antis" are bringing great
pressafe to bear on Inspector c. NJ.
Burton, of the Second ward, who has
announced repeatedly that he would
NOT again be q candidate. Attorney
; omas A. Conlon Is running as an
Independent ia this ward, he Is not
satisfactory to the Martindale oppon-
onts. who are circulating petition In
the hope of forcing Mr.. Burton into
the race. The petition already has
r,ore than the requisite number OF
Miniatures and probably will be filed
Al q day or two.
In the fourth, the prospects are
that the "antis" will have candi-
date In the person of Frank H. Bes-
rehger, of Bessonger & Moore. real
Estate dealers. He is well known In
The ward and should make good run.
Dr. Albert J. McMichael Is also can
" late and has petitions out. ne
cI6ims to 1e tied UP to neither fac
S HON. In the Third ward, Eden Small
1ormer newspaper man, Ii out
/. kxainst DR.. Charles F. Kuhn and will
have the support of the anti-machine
mon. Inspector Mumford's reelection
- the First ward Is fcregone con-
huston. In the other wards, consid-
oroble uncertainty exists as to the
onndidates, as far as the '.antis" are
Doncerned. Some developments are
locked for In the next few days. Every
snort will be made by Supt. Martin
l1le's opponents to put full ticket
~ the field.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
)DDITY IN NAME LEADS
TO GREAT PARTNERSHIP

Step right up and make the acquain-
lance of Lincoln Abraham Wagenhals
and Collin Kemper. or, Messrs. Wag
enhals q Kemper, OF the Astor the
ater, New York. II was this firm that
produced paid in Full" and now they
have another winner In Seven Days.
which comes to the Detroit opera
house next week.
How the manuscript OF paid In
Iull" was rejected by score OF well.
known managers before II reached
Wagenhals & Kemper has been tod.
The phenomenal run of that piece IA
tlrally attracted the attention OF other
producers. Now the success o..
Seven Days" has them all standing
CT tiptoe. Such a record as this, In
field where competition Is keen, max IS
these two comparatively young mel
marks OF public interest.
First as actors, then as managers.
they have had vaet experience OF the
practical kind Their partnership has
endured for nearly twenty years. with
Mr.. Wagenhals looking after the H.
maneial end of the business and Mr..
Kemper devoting himself to the pro-
ducing and stage management. Mr..
Wagenhals is a large, dark, nervous
mar, who is necessarily smoking a
brier pipe or a long black cigar: Mr..
Kemper Is lighter In complexion and
self-contained In manner. The two
were brought together In an odd man.
ner. Mr.. Kemper recalls II as fol-
lows:
Like oil other actors, l read the
dramatic papers great deal, and l
frequently saw the name OF Lincoln
Abraham Wagenhals In their columns.
often wondered what man with q
name like that would lcok like. One
night / went TO a downtown theater
and there was the name large as life
on the program. / made the owners
acquaintance and we became good
friends. We wanted To become man.
ayers and decided to pool our money
and form a stock company. Our part
nership has lasted ever since"
The first operations of the firm were
at Binghamton, n. Y. with stock
company, which lasted ell summer.
The company consisted Of about eigh.
teen actors and the bill was changed
twice a week. They played everything
from The Passing Regiment" to "As
You Like It.
After that, the firm ran a stock COM
pany in Kansas City for couple OF
seasons with success. then started out
as egular road managers with Bronson
Towards Young Mrs. Winthrop. The
tour was brought TO a close when Mr..
Wagenhals was held up and danger
ously wounded by highwaymen In
Mansfield, o.
They next took hold OF Louis James
end managed him for ten years. In
1906 the firm took the lease OF the
Aston. Their success since then Is a
matter OF history.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
Goes TO DEATH
BY Gas ROUTE
Alphonse Kaiser stuffs Up Crevices
In loom Then Opens Jet; Dead
When Discovered.

Alphonse Kaiser, a butcher, Al years
old and single, took his life by turn
Ing on the gas I'm his room In the
home of Mrs. Mary Greiner, No. loJ9
Willis-ave. east, Wednesday night ltis
body was found Thursday morning,
several hours after death had ensued.
Corner Burgess took charge OF the
case.
Kaiser had been drinking heavily
for several weeks. He was preparing
TO open a meat market adjoining
grocery at Grand River and Roose-
velt.aves., and several days ago sent
a stock OF meat to the place. he
failed to 20 near the place uhci
Wednesday, however, and In me
meantime. the grocer, to save the
meat from spelling. had sold II, noic-
ing the proceeds for Kaiser. The
butcher, however, was very sore when
he found the meat had been disposed
OF and proceeded to accumulate an
other cargo"
II wish were dead" he said to ms
landlady when he returned 10 ais
boarding house, Wednesday evening"
lie retired Immediately and that was
the last seen OF him. He had stunned
up the keyhole and placed rug III
front of the crack under the door.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27

ered.' II required great deal OF
thought to figure out the proper move
by which | might accomplish the de-
sired end, and many hours OF diligent
practice before l could go through the
moves smoothly and rapidly enough
to satisfy all concerned. The audi
ence saw me covered saw me slowly
lower my hands, and, with my right
hand, take my tobacco bag from an
upper vest pocket with the evident
intention of rolling a cigarette. The
next thing they saw was lightning
like move too swift TO follow with
the. eye. aud, behold. had The
'greaser' covered with gun in either
hand before he had OWNED my pur-
pose That trick never failed TO win
applause and was one OF the things
looked forward to by all who knew
anything about the role.
Another bit of acting that always
impresses audiences with the natural
ness OF the player is the rolling OF
cigarette with one hand. 1t is trick
common enough among the western
cowboys, but IL took days Of tiresome
practice for me to acquire the art.
Audiences had heard Of the perform,
ance Of this feat, and looked forward
to its repetition with the greatest OF
interest. While 7 was rolling the
cigarette, interest was so intense that
ono could have heard a pin drop any
where in the theater. And Shen the
feat vas successfully accomplished.
the nightly applause amply repaid me
for my trouble. repeat, 1t Is The
little tricks OF acting that make the
biggest hits
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
TRICKS IN ALL TRADES"
SAYS MACLYN ARBUCKLE

There is an old saw to the effect
that IL is the little things In life that
count. smiled Maclyn Arbuckle. who
is appearing in the Temple theater
this week, as Dan GassawGy In the
racy playlet. The Welcher"
We'll, It is only too true.% he con.
tinued, "and II is equally true that
II is the little tricks in acting that
make the biggest hits. For instance,
in my role as Slim Hoover In The
Roundup. i'm which | starred two
seasons. IL was necessary for me, as
sheriff. to get the drop on Mexican
greaser' who already had me Gov
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
.s5 SAVED FROM .
BURNING STEAMER
Pacific Coast Liner Sends Wireless
Messages for Help When Fire Is
Discovered At Sea.

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 26.-The %
passengers OF the Pacific Coast
steamship Company's Liner Queen
were landed today in launches, which
met the burning vessel in the chan
mel. The passengers were in state
OF panics The Queen, accompanied
by two ireboats. was rushed INT"
shallow water, where she may DC
sunk IL the fire gains further head
way.
The Queen was on her way 70
Puget Sound ports from San DESC,
California. The fire was discovered
of Point Reyes. The matches we're
bastened down and steam turned into
the hold.
AS soon as the passengers learned
of the fire, there was rush to the
boats and the officers had TO nght
back some of the panic stricken.
Wireless messages for help soon
brought other boats to the Queen 8
assistance. but Capt. Shea refused aid,
declaring he could bring his vessel
into port. The other ships stood b.
In case OF need.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27
u. S. GOVT BONDS.
NEW YORK COTTON.
NEW YORK PRODUCE.

NEW YORK, Jan. 26.-Flour: Dull
and weak. Pork: Firmer: mess, $22.b0
Q23, Lard; Dull middle west spot.
l0:05Q 1915 Sugar: Raw. dull; CEN
trifugal. SO test. sS.45: muscovado, 80
test. $2.96; refined, steady. cut loaf.
$3.50: crushed. So. 10; powdered. sI.75 a.
$50: granulated. $4.65Q470 Coffee:
Rio No. ON spot, 1915 GlShc. Tai
low: steady; city, 7-16c: country, Z
u7Sc. Hay: Dull; prime, s1l2h No,
3, s0190c; clover. 50W97hc. Dressed
poultry; Dull; turkeys. lea 25c: chick
ems. liz 22c; fowls, IL W16mc. ducks Il
q zoe. Live poultry: Active: geese.
&c; ducks, Ice; fowls. l5ts " Ice; tur-
Keys, l0dlsc; ROSTERS. l0h Gle.
Cheese: Dull and irregular; state
milk. common to specials 9@17c:
SKINS common to specials. 3912c: full
skins. 2M2l2c. Butter: Steady; re-
ceipts. 5,SS1; creamery extra, 256l25Hc
state dairy tubs, 1S6 25c: imitation
creamery tirsts. ls@19c Eggs: Weak;
receipts, S.535: nearby white fancy. IS
a. 36e: nearby mixed fancy, 22G 24c:
fresh hrsts. 22@25c
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1911-01-27

dCi oohhPSAes VI -
this rising young
author. Sam is 81
today, while the
rising youn6 person
is only 52. Well.
We tossed up a
cent-stage money
and II came down
heads.
The rising per-
son Ii the author
of a biography OF
Ere d e ri k I h e
Great. The book
is to be printed
pretty soon now.
II attacks Fred.
erick on account OF
his lack Of religion
and has little good
to say of Voltaire,
whom Frederick al