Willmar tribune., 1911-06-21
THE AZIGZI3Z T1Z6LI2X4L !"

road to run straight but we'll send it around the
tree" -#
II the Australian tree is still standing It stands
as monument to an Irishman who had soul
Once Representative William Alden Smith, now
a United States senator, tried his level best in
the house debate Panama to make Cong1sss-
man Dinsmore of Arkansas supply stock Of good
Republican campaign material, Just as Blaine
baited Ben Hill in the old days Dinsmore was
talking about the hasty recognition Of the inde-
pendence of Panama by the United States and
drew a comparison between that action and the
attempts of this government to keep foreign ma
tions from recognizing the confederacy in 1861
Tho Arkansas member got warmed up and be-
gan to talk about the power of the confederacy.
He made the statement that it's soldiers had
thrashed the Union army In the first six battles
Of the war. He got still warmer as he went on
and suddenly Smith Of Michigan sprung the ques-
ton, "Are you defending the rights Of the states
to secede?" .n -. Ez-.-s
Dinsmore came to himself like fash "Ah,
Brother Smith," he said "how you would love
to lead me into the pit! l have an abiding affec-
ton for you, but neither my feet nor my tongue
shall go astray for the benefit Of the Republican
party"
Everybody knows what stickler the senate is
for courtesy Courtesy has seat at every desk.
When one senator refers to another, whether he
be political foe political friend, it is always
as the distinguished gentleman from Maryland"
or from Maine or another state, as the case may
be. Senator Tilman said fairly good thing one
day. It was side remark, but it reached the
gallery and was enjoyed by the auditors. who had
become bit weary Of resisting the impulse to
salaam every time senator rose and handed
few verbal flowers to colleague.
Senator Bailey had just referred to the dis
unguished senator from Maine. "Quit It," said
Tillman you'll distinguish them all till they're
so stuck up that no one else can distinguish them
one from the other"
When James Wilson came to Washington as
secretary of agriculture he understook a bit Of
selfdescription by saying to caller: II am what
they call a hayseed." It should be noted that Mr..
Wilson did not say that he was hayseed. He
has the Scotch Presbyterian habit Of sticking to
the truth even in his humor. It was rumored once
that in order to evade the laws of this country
certain great companies were planning to take out
corporation papers abroad The matter was call
ed to the attention Of the agricultural member OF
Mr.. Roosevelts cabinet His comment was this:
I'VE have laws; we have petit Jurtes; we have
grand 1uries; we have department Of justice;
we have courts, and we have penitentiar1es."
Then Mr.. Wilson smiled just little grimly and
refused to discuss the subject further He couldn't
have said anything that would have added one
1ota to his meaning, and he knew 1t. There Is no
waste Of words in the conversation Of James
Wilson.
Secretary Wilson unquestionably would be
success as managing editor of a great newspa-
per. He knows news. When the Beveridge pack
1ngh investigation measure had passed con-
gress and Secretary Wilson was in the west on q
tour Of inspection he was asked by q newspaper
man at the close Of one Of the secretarys busiest
days in Chicago what the news was.
Mr. Wilson said "sit down and I'll give you the
news and nothing else These things have been
done within the last few days and not one Of them
has been touched on In the newspapers. The rest
Of the stun is ancient history"