The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1911-06-05
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Sae wu1r mind chAzging her engage
Zsnt wltA y0n fer zucEher erening-
II yga are noz here mo win m0Fc the
bridge sAhles4 Who wfu take tbs
green's uninferesuHs sister n 20 sup
pers VIE III pass the cigars. Who
w1l Do eTcrythi1gs Without you ne
vhols a1zlr vi be 0ne dismal fall
urs
J hsse 70 refuse you cutie a. raueh
as ] dislike missing the party But
listen 10 ny thrilling story
-Four weeks ago next SATURDAY.
related Harold. Dorothy and had .
theatsF engagement You know. moth
ers uncle died OF that evening lad
% act as chief funeral director. 20
vas compelled 70 break ny engage
ment with DIRECTLY. We decided 70 90
On The following Wednesday.
~On that evening ny boss came on
from NeE York He wanted % dis
cuss with me matters OF importance.
He vas 70 return 10 New York The
next day Could ] say TO him. To
nighE take the sweetest girl on earth
10 the kheater. 80 cant talk busi-
ness ! could not Il was up 70 ms
again 70 break our engagement The
following Wednesday was amiczbly
settled upon for 8 real celebration, for
Dorothy Is the most obliging girl In
the world
THAT Wednesday was the first day
had ny new auto You recollect that
was arrested for scorching ] had
10 hang around the police station un-
III 1t was too late to appear in respect
able society. Poor Dorothy sat walt
Ing for me for hours. We made an
other appointment for next Saturday.
Nov. do you insist that ! again dis
appoint the best Of all girlsl"
1t does seem dreadful. sighed Mar
jory
why not change yo-r party 70 an
other evening suggested her brother.
Utterly out o. the question" an
swerAd Mari0ry. 4 couldn't change
the date for my own motherinlaw,
II | were married. Don't ask me 70
do anything so hopelessly impossible.
The next evening brother and SIS
ter came to the dinner table with
beamlng faces.
Ihaxe asked seven girls and seven
men 70 break fourteen engagements
50 my big brother could be present nl
my party. announced Marjory.
You are an angel" said Harold
~On what night Is the famous Moves
Bryce bridal bridge party going e
, take placer
, Next Thursday evening, dear.
Marjory answered. sweetly.
. Next Thursday eveningh You DON
mean IL It's all a iokel Speak. Mar
4 ioryl Tell me it's not TO be Thurs
day evening" roared Harold.
What is the matter with Tnnrada'
.. evenlngy asked his surprised sister
!. Everything" declared Harold.
/, thought had acted selfish about tina
1 blasted affair OF yours so ! decided
J, TO do my painful duty. ] closed m'
desk at two O'Clock. took a taxi Z
!. Dorothy's and explained the situation
/, to her. That girl has the most IRE
2 slstsble sense Of humor She laughe'
: til the tsars rolled down her cheeks
Then she and decided that Il ten 0
my mothers uncles died, Il twent'
I bosses Of mine came from New forh
I n thirty police courts detained me AM
! n forty sisters gave forty parties "
2 would 20 to the theater next Thurs
4 day evening"
i Il wish | had Dorothy's irresistiDl
sense Of humor for about five min
= utes." said Mariory. Let's call he
n up"