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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
Inconsistency of the
Navy Department.

Rear Admiral Mahan is quoted by
Washington correspondent as saying
that it is the policy of the navy de-
partment to make Guam "our Gibraltar
in the Pacific"
Now everyone knows what Gibraltar
IS and Of its unequaled situation as
fortress. If America could have a eli
braltar in the Pacific" no doubt the
country would be glad of the posses
sion, provided it were located in a
place where it would be Of some bene-
mt, but when it comes to making Guam
n Gibraltar" we draw the line.
Guam is only little speck in the
ocean and the batteries of the world
nould not make 1t a Gibraltar for it
does not guard any of the property Of
Ahe United States, and any enemy's
dreds of miles without going out Of
As way.
According to the best information the
Washington correspondent could get
Guam is 1900 miles from Manila, $500
miles from Sydney, $500 miles from
Hong Kong, 1900 miles from Yoko-
hama, while from San Francisco it is
5000 miles and from Panama it is 5000
miles.
Certainly it is in an ideal location to
make a Gibraltar, and maybe that Sec
rotary Meyer is out there now with his
first assistant while the Florida delega-
tiOn IS searching for him to have a
conference about the Pensacola navy
yard.
OF all the fool suggestions for spend
Ing the peoples money this one about
the Gibraltar in the Pacific" takes the
prize and next to it the Guantanamo
C and the abolition of the southern
navy yards comes second.
. No matter whether the Guantanamo
project is successful or not. there is
some consolation in knowing that there
will probably be a change in the per
sonnet of the navy department before
any grating scheme is perpetrated
upon the people in the Guam Gibraltar
scheme
Economy is one Of the pleas for
Rbolishing the southern navy yards and
right following this announcement
comes the story of the establishment OF
naval station in the Pacific that is
70 cost millions, and cannot possibly
help anyone in the world except the
manufacturers of the materials.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
HAVE YOU EVER
TAKEN CALOMEl?
Next Time Don't Do It, It's Dangerous.
Try Dodson's Liver Tone
Instead-It's Safe.

You ought to know what a dangerous
and uncertain drug the chemical Gallo
mel is Perhaps you know several people
who have been salivated by what they
thought was a very light dose Of ealomel
iousness, or when your liver has gotten
sluggish. come to W. D. D'Alemberte's
drug store and ask for a bottle of Dod
sons Liver-TOne. You will find 1t a
pleasant tasted liquid and a perfect sub
stitute for calomel in every respect and
without the dangerous after effects Of
CalOmel.
the amount of gentle stimulation it needs
to induce il to do it's work properly and
thoroughly. w. A. D'Alembertes drug
store will give you your money back any
time Dodson's Liver-Tone fails to prove
itself a perfect substitute for calomel.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
The Easiest Nav.

Mayor Fitzgerald of Boston wouldn't
let Frances Starr play in that city in
Eugene Walters The Easiest Way
The young lady had a conference
with the mayor about it. The mayor
was firm.
We'll, Mr.. Mayor" said Miss Starr,
next year I'll come back with play
you can't object to-"
We shall be glad to see you, Miss
Starr said the mayor. What will
that play be-"
Why. I am going to have that book
How to Know the Wild Flowers
dramatized. "-Saturday Evening Post,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
StarMed To Danth

is what could truthfuIly be said of
many children who die. They have
worms. poor little things-they don't
know it and you don't realize it. If
your child is cross, fretful. pasty
cOmpleNioned and loses wight for no
apparent reason, give it Whites Cream
Nermifuge. you will be surprised at
the results and how quickly it picks
up. Sold by all druggists.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
HAD ECZEMA SEVEN YEARs-cURED
az TETTERINE

Glen Kinard OF Rufir, :. c.. says:
For seven years I have been a sufferer
from the worst case OF Eczema I ever
saw. During the summer months I sUf
fered agony. Some time ago a travelling
man offered TO pay for the Tette-l1e Il
I would use II and it did not cure !
bought a half-doZen boxes and less than
three boxes made a complete cure. Ny
whole chest looked Ike rusty piece q
iron. I cannot say too much for your
valuable preparation"
Sod by al druggists. or direct for 5nc
b. the Shuptrine Co, Savannah. o.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
A contented Woman

is always found in the same house
with Billiards. Snow Liniment. It
keeps every member of the family
free from aches and pains, it heals
cuts, burns and scalds and cures rheu-
matism, neuralgia, lumbagO and all
muscular soreness and stiffness.
Csc, SOC and S1.0O a bottle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
Went Rfuht After the Fish.

"Clumsy Of you to fall overheard"
said the critical friend.
Il didn't fall overheard" replied the
man who never confesses to a mis-
take. The biggest fish I ever saw
swan alongside and I couldn't resist
the temptation to dive for him
Washington Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

In Greeley, Colorado, mothers and
teachers are teaching the children to
resist kissing. 1t is alright to resist
little bit. but like everything else, too
much resisting may stop even an
ardent lover.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Tom Watson says Columbus was as
big a fakir as DR.. Cook, but Thomas
does not tell us who should get the
credit which has for several years been
given to Columbus
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Senator Fletcher says Secretary
Meyer may practically close the Pen
sacola yard but he will be seeing him
in December when congress meets and
appropriations are in order.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

America: Young Mr.. Highup-Going
abroad, you say? But have you seen
America first? Mrs. Blase-Oh, yes;
there's hardly a spot in New York We
haven't visited.-Puck
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

In Staunton, Va, during June the
number of births were twice as many
as the deaths. John Boards lectures
on race suicide are probably having
good results.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Abolishing the drinking cup meets
with the hearty approval of most of US.
Some want to carry the suggestion to
such an extreme as drinking beer out
of a bottle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

The explicit Want Ads. tell clearly,
Concisely, in minimum number Of
words. Just the thought that is to be
expressed. Journal Want Ads. then
reach the people you want to reach and
deliver your message.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Since it is said that the Maine eX-
D! )sion was from the inside, wouldn't
1t be a Christian-like act to give the
Philippines back to Spain?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

A judge in Missouri says it's lawful for
a man to spank his wife. He might
have added also that it's lawful to ap-
proach a Georgia mule from the rear.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

People still believe that the lucky
seventh" will bring good luck to the
home team, but we never have seen a
run scored in that inning.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

never ran over a tricycle. that had been
/ left in the hallway.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

More postal savings banks are being
created this week
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

A North Carolina man says some
college fraternities are good. He does
not leave his address so his statement
cannot be proven
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

A man that says n woman is the
most aggravating thing in the world
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

How the number of elopments de-
crease in the summer,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

This weather will evidently melt the
north pole so it will not be necessary
for DIR. Cook to make another trip
after it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

The average doctor finds It easier t.
carry his knife with him than a ches
of medicine.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

President Taft might have been in
nocent and unlearned when Roosevelt
found him, but he's awfully wicked
now.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
PROFESSIONAL NURSE
REMOVES TO E. CERVANTES ST.

Miss Sarah Kathreen Jones, profess
sional nurse, has removed to 1901 L.
Cervantes st. Phone 1890.
iIv1 I W.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Washington girls dress out of sight, -
says paper of that city. Same here
to our sorrow.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

If Charleston's the seventh heaven,
1t is worse than seventh in the stand
ing of the clubs"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

The express companies investigation
must be in bad order.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

In Virginia the heat is killing the
hogs. They will recover in time tC
vote, however.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

The weather in Montgomery's so hot
that it takes two thermometers to
register It.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
Prices.
Melton's Corner.

Cor. Wright and ouIlIemarde.
Phone 1903
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

a Deen
left in the hallway
More postal savings banks are being
created this week.
How the number of elopments de-
crease in the summer!
"
The express companies investigation
must be in bad order.
President Taft has been guilty of
some letter writing, too.
They are fighting mosquitoes with
dynamite in New Jersey.
There's comfort in knowing that the
ice man is sweating too.
President Taft failed to give Secre-
tary Ballinger enough whitewash.
The presidential possibilities are mar
rowing down to Clark and Wilson.
Yes, you are excusable for not swat
ting the fly when a mosquito is biting.
Isn't it a pity it was the Maine and
not Secretary Meyer that was blown up.
Some people don't know when to
jump on, but they learn when to jump
off.
Admiral Togo will not be properly
entertained unless he comes to Pen
sacola.
Aviators may not all be broke, but
they are daily in danger of getting
busted.
70 no
thing that cost nothing and make peo-
pie happy.
The weather in Montgomery's so hot
that it takes two thermometers to
register it.
The average doctor finds It easier to
carry his knife with him than a chest
of medicine.
In Virginia the heat is killing the
hogs. They will recover in time to
vote, however.
washington girls dress out of sight"
says paper Of that city. Same here
to our sorrow.
If Charleston's the seventh heaven,
1t is worse than seventh in the stand
ing of the clubs"
When it is learned that old man John
d. is 76 years old we can't find it in
our heart to envy him.
Pensacola is about the only city in
the south that has all of the ball games
at home-or in the courts.
The difference in raising cane in
Florida and other places is that the
Florida kind is sugar cane.
Cooks, laborers and the salaried man
will be joint partners with the farmer
| in the farmers free list bill.
"The Only Son" is the name of a
new play. It's companion piece is
probably 1.-The Ten Daughters"
No doubt there's no good looking
"she'' in Charleston for the News and
Courier man is crazy about her.
A Spokane, Wash, girl won dia-
mond ring in beauty contest. They
do that real often in Pensacola.
Senators don't go to work until II
o'clock in the morning, but there's no
record of the time they go to bed.
If eating onions prevents scarlet
fever, here's hoping the reemdy will
remain a secret in the neighborhood.
Uncle Sam is going to be good to us
and will repair the custom house to
the tune of a hundred thousand dollars
President Taft might have been in
nocent and unlearned when Roosevelt
found him, but he's awfully wicked
now.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

If eating onions prevents scarlet
fever, here's hoping the reemdy will
remain a secret in the neighborhood.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Senators don't go to work until II
o'clock in the morning, but there's no
record of the time they go to bed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

When 1t is learned that old man John
d. is 76 years old we can't find 1t in
our heart to envy him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Compliments are about the only
thing that cost nothing and make PEG.
pie happy.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Admiral Togo will not be properl,
entertained unless he comes to Pen
sacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Uncle Sam is going to be good to us
and will repair the custom house to
the tune of a hundred thousand dollars
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

President Taft has been guilty OF
some letter writing, too.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12
MuT T]!3!
.zQUTYz

It is the duty of every expectart
mother to prepare her system for tlse
coming of her little one; to avoid as
far as possible the suffering of such
occasions, and endeavor to pass
through the crisis with her health
and strength unimpaired. This she
may do through the use of Mothers
Friend, a remedy that has been 50
long in use, and accomplished so
much good, that it is in no sense al
experiment, but a preparation which
always produces the best results. It
IS Tor eXernal application and so pen
etratng in its nature as to thoroughly
lubr1cate every muscle, nerve and ten
don involved during the period before
baby comes. It aids nature bv ex-
banding the skin and tissues, relieves
tenderness and soreness, and perfectly
prepares the system for natural and
safe motherhood. Mothers Friend
has been used and endorsed by thou
sands Of mothers, and its use will
prove a comfort and a benefit to any
woman in need Of such a remedy.
Mothers Friend
e i ss5a Writ vt drug 58E N1TGER,S
s ',s5 s2sS motto 5S- $FRIENDs
ers, which con-
tains much valuable information.
BNADrLELD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta, Ga.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

A Spokane, Wash, girl won a dia-
mond ring in a beauty contest. They
do that real often in Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

They are fighting mosquitoes with
dynamite in New Jersey.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Some people don't know when tc
jump on, but they learn when to jump
off.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Aviators may not all be broke, but
they are daily in danger of getting
busted.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

President Taft failed to give Secre-
tary Ballinger enough whitewash.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Pensacola is about the only city in
the south that has all of the ball games
at home-or in the courts.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

No doubt there's no good looking
"she" in Charleston for the News and
Courier man is crazy about her.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

There's comfort in knowing that the
ice man is sweating too.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Cooks, laborers and the salaried man
will be joint partners with the farmer
in the farmers free list bill.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

The difference in raising cane in
Florida and other places is that the
Florida kind is sugar cane.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

The presidential possibilities are mar
rowing down to Clark and Wilson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

1.-The Only Son" is the name of G
new play. It's companion piece l!
probably THE Ten Daughters"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Yes, you are excusable for not swat
ting the fly when a mosquito is biting
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Mother S Friend
is sold at drug
stores. Writ for
free boob Tor
eXpectanl moth
ers, which con-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

Isn't it a pity it was the Maine and
not Secretary Meyer that was blown up.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1911-07-12

dluS lnuCu NdIUaDIe lntOr1natlOn.
BNADriELD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta, Ga
The evening world., 1911-09-09
Exquisite in Dress and Also In "MOr~e Solitary. oensrou. When n Abrupt Always
Manner" Means Advantage" M

Exactly" agreed the 8 q. cynhoany. Beauty md fascination an Nks .
breakfast food Tho more insipid AM mysterious they are the m0 popular
they are provided hey IRE properly dsplaye and mt OF the market"
WELL" I retortd. how Is a maj song to know what hs wants Unless you
.M nm"
He eve does" returned he . {. sadly He never var anything until
getting q startLn getting the nrt nan to mako q fool of himself over you"
That" aid. is a III a matter Of accident
Like getting he first husband" sighed tn g G.
"Or the hrstk kiss I added cheerfuny, but the rest con EASY"
II wish" sighed the s. O. that somebody would give ME a tart in life"
ct might jump N the dock" I suggested hopefully;
But thu Sweetest Girl merely turned her wide blue sye pom m piyingE.
What forr' The asked in astonishmentt
because you-you won ave me-" I murmured,
How 10 yu know wontf' inquired the 3 O.. You've ever
But Just 1t this moment . shower broke over US al 70 ma to run madly for
the house..
bachelors!
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"Cheer Up, Cuthbert!"
~ WhAt's the Use of Being Blue ?
Ak There IL a Lot of Luck Left
BY Clarence L. Cullen.

lshins @. the New Yort World.
0ane-bvt II Wins In the Game Of Life!
The Beach~Comber may see many Q
Phantom ship-but he Knows Q 0ool
Berth whom he Fseis Il!
The Swelling Of Q Bump win euosila.
but It Takes Q Long While for . Dent 70
Fiji In!
You don't have 70 81 Dogmstic 10 b
Determined
one Man out Of Ter 10 born Well.
f~oi-i-Ius Ss.fsConuoi can be 40
auired!
We never know what q Saving Va.
tue Vanity IL till We Begin to Hh the
Tobog.
One OF the Most Vital of all the Blsss-
inss IL that so Few of us are Able 20
Bunk Ourselves!
Once. when We Very Nearly went 20
Sleep on Post, 10 Measiey . Thins a.
Horse-Fly Woke Us Up!
Admit II "a Yourself with . Proper
Spirit of Mortihcation-bvt never Grove
to the Other Fellow!
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"yvh., va. ne secret OF her tremendous fascination" exclaimed me Q O.

"what "a tn secret O 10 tremendous fascanaton'" sxchimsd me D O
NO ma could tell what was back Of herr
'Nonsense!" 1 retorted. somewhat netied. The secret Of her fascination
"a all in the factth ms Da vlna made . foo o. himself over Ter. That's Ill
N wom needs &c lake her, rshaih 1t On men m~ke = FOG! % himself
oerh her n III liz rest will follow ike = nook o sheep That "a the secret
OF tn fascination Of Gabys ~ Lya and May Yohs. and Evelyn ThAw. and
Cleopatra, and al Inc rest OF hem from Helen Of Troy down. Half IN prwss-
beauties that ever lived were not really beauties at ALL They simply
managed to get reputation for heauty; an . reputation FOR anything is better
the thing itself. whether IT, money or beauty. " brsins!'
IT'S the nmehsht!" murmured the 8 G., with sorowfui. conviction. You
men are all like moths o simply cannot resist m woman 10 in TIT lime
light, from . chorus girl to . nicslookAns murdoress"
IT'S on ADVERTISING. I corrected. "A hose ladies rot plenty of free
adyertsing Gfven q straight nose an enough hgure to build or, ny girl who
goes around with . ngn-pot or . danger signal tackled to her can become
mantamer"
Provided n miles n say nothing and keeps her yes in good working
condition" interpoated tho g q sarcashcany.
AND hae you dont know what's back e her." I added sentenaously.
The evening world., 1911-09-09

away. "IStood before thai perfect lady once for twenty
minutes trying to look rapt and fascinated-and to- discover
why in the name Of Da vinci tho world raved over her %
I've seen girls like that before"
OH" exclaimed the Sweetest 0hN sxdtsdiy. What
WAS she nke7"
WE'LL" I began. gazing thoushtfuliy at the Sweetest
Girl. she was not my s~ty1e-er type. I prefer crinkiy vel.
low hair and a turned-up nose'-
DO stop!' interrupted the Sweetest Girl. fmpatientiy.
You've told me all that before. But I may NEVER see
the Mona Nsar"
my dear little 0frf." I returned earnestly, -you won't
miss anything. I assure you. II Mona should come to
broadway in the life tomorrow, she wouldn't create q
ripple. Not . man would glance at her more than once.
YOU can paaA fNAntY women In a Lnxla block who wnnld
The evening world., 1911-09-09

Some Of US who
Profess to be Will
ing to Take Nj
Medicine Demand
that II be a Whole
Lot Diluted
Success loves to
Play Hide and
Seek with . 8trad-
dier.
We can't Join
the Come Backs as
long a. there's a
Method In our
Badness!
The evening world., 1911-09-09

Some of us Think we're Drowning Con.
science when we're Merely Dulling II!
Adversely 10 Generally an Accessory
After the Fact!
The evening world., 1911-09-09

Anybody can Make food Resolutions
when he's Down-the Thing 10 to Keep
En- when we're up
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Thoughtful. Pensive, Deliberate
Confessions
OF a Mere Man
Copyright 1911. BY The Press Pubnains Co. re New Yot World.
II Mona Lisa Should Come to Broadwsy
Transcribed By Helen RowIand

AR YAVE you ever seen the Mona LisaT" n
|" World. as I tucked her into her hammoc
"y have" replied sadly. lighting a Ct
The evening world., 1911-09-09
AAS
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Copyright 1911. BY II. Pres puba,hhs O. cns Nov Tort world.
"A Find the PATH
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1911-01-05
CLEW TO LOST AERONAUT.
Cap, Maybe Grace's, Salvaged-Der.
elicit Balloon Hildebrant Perhaps.

BRUSSELS, Belgium, January 5.-The
Aero Club today received a dispatch from
the president OF the Ostend Aero Club
stating that an aviatOr's cap and glasses,
probably those worn by Cecil Grace, sup
posed to have been lost in the North sea,
had been picked up at sea off Mariakerke.
on the Belgian coast
BERLIN, January "a news dispatch
from Copenhagen reports that a balloon.
slIppos ell 10 be the German Hildebrant,
missing since December -. passed over
Hoegansses. Sweden. last night. No pas
scnSPrS were visible.
Cecil Grace, an american and member
of the Royal Aero Club of England, dis
appeared in the fog over the North sea
December -, while attempting return
fight from Calais. France, to Dover.
England. No clue To his fate had resulted
from d diligent search, after he was seen
taking a northeasterly direction out of
the course which would have taken him
TO the English shore.
The spherical balloon Tiildebrant as
cehded at Schmargeudorf, Germany,
Thursday of last week, and nothing had
been seen of it since. 1t carried four per-
sons, VINO had planned forty -eight-hour
trip. On rising the airship took the direc-
ton of the Baltic, and when days passed
with no word from the aeronauts 1t was
generally believed that they had come to
grief in the sea.