New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1911-05-26
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

An enterprising hotel company in a Ger
man town has mailed to prospective
guests In this country an illustrated circu-
lar stating among other things: by the
fresh air and the most beautiful scenery
attracted swarms already in earliest sea-
son our lively region with visitors from
near and distant The hotel which In
other years the praise Of guests In large
numbers received has In the same manage
ment remained and with the needs and
wantings OF tourists being we'll under
standing, can offer 10 guests most salts
factory entertainment. Handsome fur
nshed rooms, sufficient bath, very good
table and best polite service. English
spoken
wifey.-I don't think much Of this
Hubby.-That so? What's wrong with
Wifey.-Why II claims 10 be a review Of
the world. and there isn't single new
style shown in iti-Puck.
TIRED MONEY.
New York has sent SO. 900 600 OF worn out
money 70 Washington. How they ever permitted
II to escape from the Great White Way Is a
rerplexing puzzle.-Schsnectady unlonJ
II hasn't escaped It will come back again;
It was merely worn out and tenuous
From the hurry and strife
OF its gay city life,
Which YOU know Is exceedingly strenu-
Gus.
It hasn't escaped: It will come back again,
As frequently is attested;
~ is only away
For very brief stay
To brace up bit and get rested.
P.s How much Of It will accompany
YOU on your next visit hither?
". J. HAMPTON
Have any luck on Your fishing trip"
Great | didn't have to row the boat
Detroit Free Press.
Four men and one woman had luncheon
at restaurant near the postoffice at tho
expense Of one OF the men who had been
the furthest from right in his guess as
10 the outcome Of the Henry j. Duveen
case The men had been spectators in the
United States Circuit Court during the
proceedings. When the Duveens appeared
shortly before the opening and the Older
man had been made comfortable In
chair. with his hands resting on an amber
cane handle. one OF the party proposed
that guesses be made on the result. the
low man 10 pay for the midday meal,
al which the wife OF one Of the party was
TO Join them.
The man who predicted two years at
Atlanta" paid the bill.
Gotrox-Cau you support my daughter
in the way she has been accustomed 10
live, young man?
Harduppe-Well, It'll be your fault II I
can't Philadelphia Record.
A New York woman while visit to
Berlin was made q member Of the Society
for the Promotion OF Politeness which was
recently organized IN that city. She
brought home copy of the constitution
and bylaws and several OF the white
badges which, despite the German origin Of
the society. bear French inscription. She
suggested TO some Of her friends her in
tention to organize an American branch Of
the society. Her efforts. through circu-
lar letter addressed TO friends. proved
fruitless. the majority 81 answers stating
that America needed no organization Of
that kind one woman wrote The for
nation ~ such a body would be an ad-
mission If effectiveness 70 which one
should have too much pride 70 subscribe
II YOU want members for don't worry
and dom fret club III be with YOU"
Wigg-I have heard that all the aviators
are total abstainers.
Wagg-Afraid OF taking a drop too much,
suppose .-Philadelphia Record.
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