The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1911-05-27

| 90 ~ No Aoaua Jul " - 9ANl4
Can one detect. my dear"
lust then a rural district man
Who made one Of q group
Disturbed that peaceful silence much
By starting In on soup.
-Yonkers Statesman
'What kind Of a man would you Ike
for a husbandT
"Oh, either a bachelor or q widoWer,
Pm not particular whIeh-"-Universal-
list Leader.
A controversy. waxing rude.
Is seldom rendered mute
Until Il strikes an old time feud
Or else libel suit
But. why do you object to my man
nersT
For one thing. you eat with yOur
knife"
well. I have to-Fm left handed
Toledo Blade.
"a little nonsense now and then
II relished by the best OF men"
OuAI44 my ACANh bGA0lN ~ y a0DN
That they are paying for the fun
Chicago Rscord-Herah.
you say you moved the people out
Of the house We are going to move
into"
yes. madam"
How many loads did they haveT
I've moved them very nicely with
two loads"
els that so2 Then make three loads
Of our stun. We've got to create an
impression somehow" Detroit Free
Press.
OF an sad words
That pen has witt
The saddest ere thess:
PLEASE remit"
Mary-That top door boarder moved
out today.
Jane-I didn't see any luggage 90
out.
Mary-There was none. think be
placed his effects IN an envelope and
posted 'em to the new address--Brook-
Ign Eagle.
Now, why King Solomon was wise
Il not quite plainly seen. oh!
It's said he had one thousand wives.
And not one went to Reno
-Yonkers Statesman
Whistle Is the most wonderful
man know.
GiIlis-Indeed. Why sol
Willis-Before he got his machine
he promised the usual number Of peo-
pie that he would take them riding.
and he actually kept bis word with al
Of themI-Puck.
At ten o'clock I'm feeling rich.
At 'leven Just the same:
At twelve O'Clock me for the ditch
The gas bill has Just came!
Cleveland Leader.
"Just see this picture. Doesn't the
train seem to be tearing along at ter
rife speedy'
"Yes: the artist must have put q
taxi driver instead Of an engineman
In the cab."-BuffaIo Express
A sailor took TO gardening once.
And all his neIghbOrs laughed
When he spoke 81 an onion bed
That he'd rsked fore and aft
Chicago News
'out 10 lunrheOn. BARK In eve min
utes." read the sign on the door.
Are yOu sure be will gPt back tat
soony' asked the anxious caller.
-Yes'm." said the wise once boy.
he amt got the price Of a ten min
ute lunch In mis- clOthes."-ToledO
Blade.
Since cooking keeps her bead aWhIri
Some folks have often said
They wondered how - light q girl
Could make such heavy bread
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
GeraId-At forty q man b either q
fool or q PbySieian-
GeraIdine-I suppose II would Be 20
lite In me to say you're the Doctor
new YORK Press
Had I the wealth Of an this World
Safe locked with bolts and bara
I'd doubtless get telescope
And envy that of MARI
-Washington 0laE.
Ne Worss Than Usual.
Belshazzar read Meme. meme. tsksl
upharxin-"
Probably my stenogr1pher's tranS
latiOn Of Your favor Of even dats ~
eeived.'" be cried.
Herewith be continued the feast
New YORK Times.
Tho wife remarked mat she e lase
Was strong for e6nsarVation.
Tho husband said. "Remsmber that
when makiag conversation"
-Yonksrg BtatanUnA.
How do you suppose the fires of 70
nance are kindledF-
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