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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
BUILDS ELEVATOR
Farmer Near Minot Cares for His
Grain in That Manner.

M1n0t, N. D., Sept. IA mammoth
steel elevator Is being constructed on
the bonanza farm Of Frank Linha on
the north hill to take care Of the big
wheat yield which Mr.. Linha will re-
ceive this harvest. The elevator is
one Of the largest In northwestern
North Dakota and was put up for the
exclusive use Of Mr.. Ltnha. Mr.. Linha
says that he has 200 acres Of wheat
that will go twenty bushels to the
acre, and he has several hundred
acres additional that will produce q
fair yield.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

AGENTs-$24 A WEEK. NEW
patent Automatic Cleaner Curry
Comb. Takes just half as long to
clean a horse. No clogging with
hair and dirt. Big demand. Big
profits. Free sample to workers.
Auto Comb Co.. 1917 Finch Bldg,
Dayton, Ohio. (538l
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
HAIL DOES DAMAGE

Storm Near Aneta Cleans Out Some
Grain-Shocks Save Rest
Aneta, N. D.. Sept. 2.-1n a hail
storm about a mile and a half wide
and eight miles long, considerable
damage was done north and east Of
this city. The fact that the major
portion Of the grain was in shock
responsible for the loss being
somewhat less. but on some farms
the damage runs about fifty per cent.
1t was a night storm. occurring about
2 o'clock in the morning, and Is the
only one on record this season as
having occurred during the dark
hours,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOR sALE-wELL ESTABLISHED
weekly Newspaper IN, live west cen
trail MllnesotA town. Small
amount cash and balance In easy
monthly payments. Excellent OPP
portnnity for live printer-editor Of
small means who wishes to get
start. Address G. G. r. care Grand
Forks Times. 473)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

HERE IS THE AGENTS SELLER;
needed in every home; SO to $50
per day; send for free particulars.
Moran Specially company. Grace
vile. MINI. (47O)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

The nan who talks a good deal
about having the courage of his con-
vtctions, is apt to prove a di%sagreeable
devil in other respects.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

MEN AND WOMEN AGENTs-GET
busy selling Gasjet Heaters. Best
fall and winter article on the
market. Great demand. Big profits.
Easy seller. Sample outfit supplied
free. Retail SOC. Seed Mfg Co.,
SO Reade, New York. (524)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

SIS WEEKLY AND EXPENSES no
Trustworthy people to travel and
distribute samples for big whole
sale house. 9. H. Emery, 346 x,
Chicago. (532)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
AGENTS

WHY NOT MAKE MONEY EASILY
and rapidly? We can tell you how.
No experience required; pleasant
work. Central Supply Co., WILL
mar, MINI. (4S2)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

1t is believed. however, that the per-
centage Of illiteracy is never SO high
as indicated by the number who ig-
more no t~respassing" signs.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
TO EXCHANGE

To EXCHANGED ALWAYS HAVE
work or driving horses on hsn1 to
sell or trade. II you have a team
that Is not we'll matched see me and
We can doubtless make q deal, !.
D. Bacon. Hotel Dacotah. (3o4)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

where In the state. guarantee and
liberal commission. Clifford Hatch.
er Insurance Agency. Grand Forks.
N. D. (loS)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
BREAKS BACK N FAM.

Bismarck. N. D.. Sept. LIZ. H.
Young, q mason working on the new
city hall. fell from an open window
on the second floor and broke his
back. He is still alive but the
chances for his recovery are very
slight.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
FRACTURED SOME RMS

Walhalla, n. D.. Sept. ED WriRht
Pr Fremont. this county, fell from a
ladder while engaged in making soma
repairs on his barn, and in the fumhie
ne sustained three fractured ribs.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
DRANK POISON.

Minot. N. D., Sept. MRS. Chris
Lucken. who lives two miles east of
Plaza. N. D., Is In q p%recarious condi-
ton as a result Of drinking water out
Of q can which contained I've. Mrs.
Lucken became violently Ill after
were summoned and they stated that
her recovery is doubtful.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

300 MONTHLY AND EXPENSES TO
travel and distribute samples for
big manufacturer: steady work. s.
schefer. treasurer. 246 x. Chica-
60. (631)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

wANTEp-MAN TO TRAVEL IN
North Dakota. Good pay and tailor
made suit in 80 days; experience
unnecessary: reliable firm. Write
for particulars. j. e. McBrady &
Co.. Chicago. 1886
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
BOYS EYE REMOVED.

Drayton. N. D.. Sept. edwin, the
S.year-old OF Mr.. and Mrs. John
s1oholm. had the misfortune Of hav-
ing OF his eyes hit with a piece
on q coal chfsel. The little fellow
was taken to the Drayton hospital and
1t was found necessary to remove the
eva
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
FOE SALE

FOR sALE-FouR PASSENGER
Rockaway. (Kimball,- Chicago
make); Station wagon, Stanhope:
Two seat open park wagon: several
sets single and double harness.
All above nearly new and q snap
some one. Address The Valley
Aamoer Co. Hiilsboro. N. D. (4S1l
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOR RENT-THREE 'FRONT.'
rooms. Close in. Call 206 North
Third street Telephone 756-L.
N. w. (540)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FARMS FOR sA1E-rHREE MILES
south Of town. Inquire IA Ninth
avenue. (l49)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
HELP wANTED-MALI

wANTEn-A YOUNG RELIABLE
attorney. r~eferences required.
Write the Merchants Credit Co,
Fargo, N. D. l363l
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOR RENT-sToRB AND ROOMS TO
let August !. Next door to Stanch-
field the Clotheir on South Third
street. Inquire 12l North Fifth
:treet. (393)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOR RENT-oNE HALF OF DOUBLE
house. Six rooms in this side. All
modern except bath. Rent $500
]. D. Bacon Phone 2294 N. w.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

GET THE BEST HOUSE OR ROOM
for your money by the use Of a
small I'D in these columns under
the head OF Wanted to Rent" Tell
the people just what kind Of q room
or house you want and in q day or
TWO you will find it. The cost is
. very small, scarcely the price Of
shoe leather. Phone SAL either
phone and ask for the Want Ad
Maj.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

Hay fever patients are entitled to
all The consolation they can get out
OF the theory that only brainy people
are afflicted with that malady.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

Men also have the advantage of
women. in this matter Of getting their
work done, in that men don't have
to take q day OF to wash their hair.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOR sALE-Two M'CAssEY Ac-
counting systems, brand new, for
sale at q sacrifice. For particulars
address G. 42l, care Evening Times.
Grand Forks, N. D. (42l)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOUND-NEAR THE w1NsH1p
school, . pair Of spectacles in
leather case. Owner can have same
~ calling at Times Office and pay
ing for this ad. (510)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
FOR RENT

FOR NENI-tIVE KUUM COTYAGE.
Hardwood floors and water. $ll
per month. 308 South Third. (525)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
LOST.
ROOMMATE WAITED

IN Y. w. G.
A. Address X. Times Office. (533)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
MISCELLANEOUS

SEND soc FOR A COPY OF THE
Daily Expense Record. Everybody
needs one. Agents wanted; sells at
sight. Particulars free. Leader
Printing Co, Cleveland. N. D. (5O5)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
WANTED-TABLE BOARD

wANTED-TABLE BoARDERs AT
316 International avenue. TIT
State 623-M. f479)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

wANTED-PLA1N AND CHILDREN's
sewing. Reasonable prices. 4O8
South Third street. Phoae 321-M.
Tri-State. 1927
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02
WANTED-FEMALE

wANTED-wAtTREss AT KLoN-
dixie restaurant. 211 DeMers ave
nue.. (52O
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1911-09-02

FOR GENERAL
Homework. Call at Hotel Dacotah.
Mrs. j. D. Bacon. (623)
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
FEDERATION
Meeting at Parkersburg is At
tended by Local Presid-
ing Elder.

The Rev. L. s. Cunningham. pre-
siding elder Of the Methodist Epis-
copal church, South. with heard
quarters here, went to Parkersburg
Tuesday morning to attend a meet
ing of the lnter-Church Federation
OF West virginia. Wednesday he
will go to Barboursviile to attend d
meeting of the Morr.s-Harvey board
OF trustees, of which he is secretary
He will then go to Charleston and
from that city to huntsville to hold
quarterly conference Saturday and
sunday. The. Rev. G. D. Smith, OF
Fairmont, Joined him here to go to
the federation meeting.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
....,.s,,.....,...... - -

=
Frank NeeIy IS here from Cairo.
r. s. Douglas went TO Lost Greek on
legal visit Tue day.
Thomas u: Hea1ey, OF Elkins, is
city business visitor
james H Moore went to Salem on
business trip Tuesday.
DR.. s. N. ATason returned Tuesday
from business trip east.
Ellis Marsh Wassa business visitor
here today from wallace.
C. L. AIlender. of Petersburg,
is guest at the. waldo.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. D. Parr returned
Tuesday from q visit east.
! IL. w. Bartlett, OF Buckhannon'
1 is city business visitor.
Samuel Robinson, OF Harrisvilie,
is here ON business mission.
Earl Carpenter, of Salem, IS at
tending criminal court sessions
Ira C.. Post, OF Templemoor, was
ia business visitor in the city Tues
day.
Joseph c. Russell. Of Parkers-
burg, is transacting bushes in this
city.
squire A. H. Booth. of adt- clare.
was a business visitor in the city
Tuesday.
Judge warren Kdttle. Of Phiiippi:
was a prominent business visitor in
7 the city Tuesday.
Basil Lucas. OF Shinnstor, spent
Tuesday in the city looking after bus
mess matters.
| ]. Rex Davis returned to Weston
Tuesday after spending several days
visiting his people hare.
Albert Tough. Adam Stewart and
Stergeon White, all OF Hundred, are
here on a business visit
Prof. L L. Friend. OF the state
department of schools at Charleston,
is here onzofieial business.
DR.. j. B. Payne returned home from
washington D. c.. Tuesday. where
he looked after business interests for
week.
d. ]. Burke, of Pittsburg, and hiE
sister, Mrs. John Twymanr OF weston,
are guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Harden, OF Charleston avenue.
Joe. Fuccy of iNew MartinsvtI1e, was
prominent business visitor in the
city Tuesday. He stated that the
work on the new railroad is progress
ing nicely--
j. F. Keegans superintendent Of the
NFonongah division OF the Baltimore
and, Ohio. was a business visitor in
the city for a short. time Tuesday.
later In the day he departed for
Parkersburg, where he viii spend
several days looking after business
matters.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
BOARD
Continues rr0m paEe ~

Good work will get the confidence
of the people.
Nothing short of that is entitled
to confidence.
The Clarksburg men who are be-
hind this movement lend confidence
In its success. 1t can and will be
success If Clarksburg people do their
duty and do it now.
go and get all the other fellows
in first and then come and see me-"
is the excuse of weakling.
go and get all the other fellows
in II you can, II you can not, will
go and help you, but before you CO.
put my named down first" is the
answer of the man who believes in
Clarksburg.
The Board of Trade is to be COM
posed exclusively Of men who be-
lieve in Clarksburg!
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
What's The Matter
With Your Baby?

Mrs.. G. d. walter, 16s Bryant st, N.
W., washington, D. c., and Mrs. Emme
VVaynes, EsmOnt, Va, the only leGauS9
has baen found to answer most :pef1ectly
all the purposes of u laxative. ana ltS Vsry
reoommend it especially for the use OF
children, women. and old folks generS
aIIy-peopIe who need q gentle n9wSi
gtiTnuianf Thousands or AInefletI19
famiIieG have been enthu8t19dc anouL "
for more than a quarter or century
Anyone Wishing TO make trial o. thi9
yerneii1 tefoFe buying 81 In the Fogular
way OF q druggist at dfty cents 81 on9
dollar q LARGO bottle GfaI1A!y ~ l, S,StS
free OF charge by simply add Ids ~.
w nj (InldVVelI, A06 Washing ton bG.a
HfontIcelio. III. Your name and opdEo0o
- S. = ~ 4 - card VIII SlCS
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21

The young mother-and many an old
one. too--is often PuzzIed % know the the
ioudness OF it's Drying doess not neces-
CARLY indicate the SertouSnesS OF 1Cs
trouble. II may have nothing more the
matter with Il than a HEADACHE or fee4SS
.-ing OF general dullness; II canpot' OF
preliminary measure you arc snfe IN
Trying q mild laxative.
II aii the child needs, Tor Its restlessneSs
and peeVtshnegs are perhaps due 70 So1t
sTtTuGtiOn OF the bowels, and once I1IaS
mas been renedied the headache, the
stiuRRfShness and tho many other eYi-
denCeG of constipation ana 4nolReSGlon
Will quickly disappear.
Don't give the little one galt5 eetn 1ll,1i
HISs Mills or nasty waters FOR these VIII
act GG plFGatlveg, ana they eEe ee2
Oii1d' y IN a. = : . ~ " y ~
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
ITALIAN IS Jailed.

John Patsey. an Italian, was ar
rested Monday evening in Glen Ella
by Constable William Post and
jailed to await hearing in Justice
C. H. Gordon's court on a charge
of being drunk and dlsorderly Sat
urday evening at NJ. F. YanPelt's
residence on Mechanic street With
seven other italians. three Of whom
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
SOCIAL
tcontlnued from Page seven)

CONTINUED from Page seven)
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Methodist Episcopal church will hold
its annual Christmas sale in the
social rooms of the church Thursday
and Friday. December Z and 8. Every
one Is cordially asked to go and buy
Christmas gifts from attractive tables
and booths.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21
Ease mat Lame BacA
RLnE1f MOWK

You can do It with MUSTER0LEi clean
POSITIVELY DOES NOT BLISTER. In.
stead. Il leaves delicious. comforting cttect'
pain Is gone! Thousands know MuSTERokE
Is THE REMEDY for BronchIis. Group
Asthma, PleurlSy. RheumattSn{ Lurn5agS'
Neuralcin, SprnlnS. Bruises, sta Neck, Head
ache and Colds OF the Chest it prevents Pneu'
mouiRl.
Many of these display the MUSTER0L:
sfnn (shovn below In their windows.
MUSTERoIlR comes In jars OF two sizes. 2So
ana sOc Accent no GrI1atItute. II 5oNy druggist
cannot supply you, send eSc ana VIC WIZ En1H
you jar postnEe prepaid. -
Tho Musterole Company. Cleveland. Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1911-11-21

If YOU have young children you have per
,rups noticed that disorders of the stomach
IRE their most common ailment. 10 correct
ibis Won will find Clamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets excellent. They are easy
and pleasant to take, and mild and gentle In
effect. For sale by all dealers
Martha Washington candy at
Wells-HaymakeF Company drug
store fresh twice week.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-10-26
Presbyterian

Preaching at II a. m. and 1880
p. m.
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Christian Endeavor at Gas p. m.
Prayer meeting and Bible study
Wednesday evening at 1890 p. m.
Next Sabbath evening the revival
begins at the Presbyterian church.
There will be services each evening
following throughout the week. We
heartily welcome you to come with
US for this season of refreshing.
so taste and see that the Lord is
good" Ps. 34;S.
We are pleased with the work of
the choir, and are glad to announce
that Miss Mackey will arrange for a
song service next Sabbath evening
in which special selections of music
will be given instead of the regular
preaching service.
The morning theme will be "The
parable of tn e marred girdle." Jer.
1857.
The c. E. topic is Omissions in
Europe" Acts I6:6-I5.
Special song service at 1880.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-10-26
Wise Blind Man.

"One Of the most interesting persons
with whom have to talk" said man
man about town, "is blind man who
has the pluck to go about his bust
ness alone without any one to guide
him.
"T saw a very neat thing this morn
ing he told me the other day. He
always says. I saw I heard CHATTER
of hoofs out on the street, and right be-
hind them was coming motorcycle,
At first I thought that the team and
the machine we're racing. Then
made up my mind that the man on the
motorcycle was trying to catch the run
away team. How did know that II
was a team? Why two horses make
more noise than one. Well, the man
on the motorcycle forced the horses
in toward the curb and pretty soou
the wheels grated and the team came
to a stop. That was a neat trick
wasn't III And they tell me that II
takes two hands to run a motorcycle.
1T occurred to me then that my
friend had never seen motorcycle
and had no idea of what one looks like
nor how It is run. That led me to
think of how many other things he
knew only by name and how they sug
gest to him only sound or certain
feeling. "-New York Sun.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-10-26
Methodist

Our church life is vigorous and
active, and most of our people are
loyal and steadfast. Yet we con-
stantly think of the ideal of church
life and activity which is so much
better. We must hope and strive
for that.
The League services are very in
teresting and profitable lately.
Every meeting is good.
We will soon observe Rally Day
In the Sunday School and shall try
to have a record breaking attend
ance.
The Gospel is the "power of Cod
but people are to receive it and live
by it or it will not help them.
Attending church is a business to
be followed up resolutely as we do
any other BUSINESS of life if it is
to be valuable to us.
We hope our people Will do all
they can to help the revival meetings
at the Presbyterian church. Let US
do all the good we can, get all the
good we can and pray for it earnest
ly.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-10-26

have none of them. He chose in
stead an ancient dame whose reputa-
ton for cooking was unimpeachable.
But he did not marry.
Yet in his slow way he was always
looking for romance. He loved the
flowers in the spring. the song of the
birds in the still woods, the whistle
of the wind on blustery nights. And
he would have loved the romance Of
the hearthstone as we'll
He had no desire to be accepted
for his possessions. He knew what
the village girls had thought of him,
and In his dull way he had resented
1t.
AS he grew older his mind dwelt
often on the home that he might have
fitted up for q wife. He, took trips
now and then to the city and grad.
ually began to acquire belongings
such as no woman In that village had
seen.
Not trusting his own taste, he con.
suited his shrewd lawyer friend as
to the best shops, and there we went,
to be shown exquisite wares from all
parts of the world.
Gradually 1t began to be whispered
that Willis was a rich man.
you should see the front bed
room" said the gossips. 1T is all in
pink with white lace covers for the
beds and pink silk curtains at the
windows, and the furniture is old ma
hogany, and there are silver things
on the dresser"
1t was said that there were won
derful pictures In the big, square par
lor and strange rugs from eastern
countries.
And what can he do with It all, l
should like to know" said a woman
who had scorned him when they
were girls. 1T is sin and shame
for 1t to be wasted"
But 1t was not to be wasted One
winter day romance came suddenly
into the life of Willis Lamphear. He
had been making purchases at great
shop in the city. 1t was in the busy
holiday season, and at one Of the
counters girl tainted. She was a
little slip of thing with white
face and pale gold hair. 1t was viii
lis who picked her up, crowding be-
hind the counter and lifting her in
his strong arms as II she had been
a feather. He carried her to, the ele-
,vator and stayed with her until they
reached the eighth floor, where there
was a hospital for employees.
He waited for news of her and
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-10-26
.SION-COach
Willis
b. Temple Bailey

(cOpyI1sha, lOfl. By Associated Literary PrssA,
Willis Lamphear had been q slow
boy at school, and his young man.
hood had not seemed to bring a
sharpening of his wits. He had thus
become In a sense butt for the Jokes
of the community. Smart young men
laughed at him when they talked to
their sweethearts. They made fun of
his deliberate ways, his stammering
speech; and at church gatherings and
at country dances he was left to him
self by the girls. Their eyes and
ears were for the more alert young
men who knew how to attract and
hold their attention.
30 It happened that willis when he
was thirty was not married. He
knew little Of the pursuit of women;
somewhat wistfully he wished for q
wife, but none of the girls had seemed
to care for his attentions. and 30 he
had withdrawn more and more into
himself.
He lived with his father and mother
In square house at the edge OF the
village. He was not stingy, but he
was not extravagant, and 80 he built
up gradually little. fortune. An in
heritance from an uncle added to his
nestegg, increasing 1t to a sum Of
some Importance. so that one day
Willis went to the city and consulted
a shrewd friend as to investments, 1t
seemed that there was a wonderful
opening In oil lands, and Willis
bought A year later he was a rich
man, but so gradually had he acquired
his fortune that no one in his native
village or In the surrounding country
dreamed that "Slow-Coach Willis" as
they called him, could buy out any
farmer or merchant in the COM
munity.
The old folks died and Willis, now
a man of forty, looked around for a
housekeeper. Some few of the girls
who had flouted him in the days of
their youth were now willing to over
look his deficiencies for the sake Of
a comfortable home. But he would
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1911-10-26
Expecting Too Much.

II thought you said that the furnace
you sold me would heat every room
in my house." hollered the man with
the blue fingers. as he threw himself
into the timers shop.
81 did, and IT WILL" retorted the
proprietor, who withdrew behind his
counter for safety and grapsed ham
mer for defense, but the trouble with
you is you have been trying to make
the furnace heat all the rooms at
once"