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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
CONGRESSMAN DRUBS FoUR
Charles .. Carter Resents Alleged In
suit to His Daughter by Clerk
in Washington Store.

Washington.-Rep c. ID.
Carter of Oklahoma created a deal OF
excitement in fashionable f street
and incidentally gave a severe .drub-
bing to four clerks in department
store whom he accused of insulting
his eighteen-year-old daughter, Miss
Italy Carter
The Oklahoma congressman, who is
seven-sixteenths Indian. put one of
the clerks out of commission with his
fists and later put the other three,
who had come to the rescue of their
associate. to route with his cane.
He quickly departed from the store
and, placing his daughter In a pass
ing automobile, hurried to the nearest
station house. where he introduced
himself. and gave himself up He
explained to Captain HolIinberger the
causes leading up to the trouble. he
was not detained
Unless the four clerks demand sat
isfaction. the incident will be closed,
Representative Carter said.
One OF the clerks, Joseph Joseph
son, who is said to have insulted Miss
Carter. shows many signs of the en-
counter His companions escaped
with minor bruises. as the rattan
cane carried by the sturdy Oklaho.
man was not of a dangerous type.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
BEATTlE TELLS HIS STORY
virginlan Accused of Wife Murder
Goes on Witness Stand in Fight
to Save His Life.

Chesterfield Courthouse, Stand
ing stanchly by his original story that
bearded highwayman shot his wife,
pitilessly sacrificing the reputation of
Beulah Binford and discrediting ut
terly the story of his cousin Paul,
Henry Clay Beattie, Jr., took the
stand and played his part in the fight
to save him from the electric chair.
Tightly clenching a handkerchief
with which he nervously rubbed his
face. the prisoner rested his head on
one hand and half reclining in the
armchair. faced the jury. His answers
were quick and decisive and he showed
a good memory in, relating the details
of the manner in which the alleged
highwayman approached his machine
and, intending to shoot at the accused
man, murdered his wife. who sat be-
side him.
1t was the same story, identical even
In its phraseology with that which the
accused told to the coroner's jury.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
ARMY OFFICER IS REDUCED
President Commutes Court Martial
Sentence of Lieut.. Rutherford to
Loss of Fifty Numbers.

Washington. President Taft COM
muted the court martial sentence
of dismissal In the case of Lieut..
Robert G. Rutherford Of the Twenty
fourth infantry to loss of fifty num-
bers in rank. Lieutenant Rutherford
was tried on charges of financial irreg-
rlarities at Madison Barracks, N. Y.
The disposition of the case by the
president will permit the war depart
ment to promote large number of Of
ficers of the army in accordance with
the recent extra officers act. These
promotions were held up by the Ruth
erford case.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
OIL OCTOPUS EXPIRES
BIG COMBINE PASSES OUT AS RE
SUIT or COURT DECISION.
Standard OF New Jersey, Great Hold
ing Concern. Must Reorganize-
Share Division Task Is Huge.

New York-The Standard Oil com.
pany of New Jersey. the corporation
which has been the storm center Of
antitrust agitation throughout the
country for years. has passed out of
existence, as far as its present form
and functions are. concerned.
Henceforth this famous corporation
Will cease officially to carry on its
operations as the head Of VAST or.
ganization whose activities extend
into almost every part of the world.
In obedience to the decree of disso-
luton of the supreme court, it is 10
relinquish its control of the subsidiary
concerns
The work of apportioning the com.
pany's holdings of the stock of more
than thirty subsidiaries affected will
occupy at least three months, 1t is ex-
pected. so that the readjustment will
not be complete prior to Deem.
Der l.
The New Jersey company, in addi-
ton to acting as the holding corpora.
ton. conducts large oil business and
has extensive property holdings. The
company, however. has never made a
public report. and no opportunity has
been afforded for gauging the value OF
its business. and of its tangible
assets.
An official of the company said that
the only element OF doubt as to the
general effect of reorganization on
the present stockholders lay in the
ability of the constituent companies.
operating independently, to produce
as large total of profits as has been
possible undea the present form of
management. AS to whether this can
be done, he said. only the future will
disclose,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
EFEAT FOR UNION
SHOP FEDERATION is REFUSED
RECOGNITION BY SOUTHERN
PACIFIC RAILROAD.
ISSUE NOW UP TO WORKERS
Stand of Hartman Lines Chief Makes
Strike on Big Rail system lmmi-
nent-No Further Conferences Are
Arranged for.

San Francisco.-The Southern Pa
cific Railroad company, through jul
Illus Kruttschnitt, vice-president and
director of maintenance OF the Harri-
man lines, absolutely rejected de-
mand for recognition of the Fedora
tion OF Shop Employees, comprising
five shop craft unions and $4,000 men.
Whether or not a strike shall be
called of all shopmen on the Harri-
man system rests with the national
officers now in this city
f. w Alhern OF the Southern Pa
cific bureau of economy, spokesman
for Kruttschnitt, made this statement
just after the labor officials had left
the meeting room in the Flood build
ing: THE railway officials refused to
recognize the railway federation while
agreeing to discuss their demands
with the representatives OF their In
dividual crafts
AS basis for this refusal they
contended that the company cannot
conscientiously perform its proper du-
ties to the public. as quasi-public
corporation, and place in the hands
OF any federation the power that
would necessarily be placed in any
such organization as was proposed"
The company's refusal to recognize
the federation is all that occurred at
the conference, and no further meet
ing between the railroad officials and
the union men has been arranged
After they left Kruttschnitt's office
the labor officials refused to discuss
the conference. declaring they had
nothing to say Their manner indi-
Gated that their patience had been
tried by the four hours debate with
the railroad officials. They were
brusque and curt and their expression
indicated that the situation was seri.
GUS.
There can be no appeal from Krutt-
chnitt's decision. ]. w. Kline, repre-
senting the shopmen. has received a
telegram from President Lovett of
the Hartman system saying that any
action resolved upon by the Off
Gals now here would be ratified by
the railroad company.
The Southern Pacific company con-
tinues to lay off men, between seven
ty-five and one hundred men from its
auditing STAFF having been dropped.
Most of these men have been en-
ployed as train auditors, whose work
will be done hereafter by conductors.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
DENEEN BREAKS LEG
DOCTORS SAY THE INJURY is A
SEVERE ONE.
Illinois Executive Jumps From Auto
in Attempt to Prevent Col
iision With a Team.

Springfield, Ill.-Governor Charles
S. Deneen suffered broken left leg
by jumping from his automobile in an
effort to prevent a collision with a
team of horses which were in the
path of the machine as it rolled back.
wards down steep hill after the
brakes had refused to work.
The accident occurred near Farm.
ingdale. Is miles from Springfield
Governor Deneen was brought to the
executive mansion here and received
medical attention.
The injured member was badly
swollen when DR.. L. c. Taylor, the
governors physician. applied TEN.
porary cast. Governor Deneen sui.
fered excruciating pain and it was nee
essary to administer an anaesthetic.
Doctor Taylor says the injury is a
severe one. Both bones III the left
leg being broken an inch and half
above the ankle. The accident will
necessarily confine the executive to
his bed for many days.
With Governor Deneen in the car at
the time of the accident were Mrs. De-
neen. their daughter. Miss Frances;
Bina, their infant child ard her nurse,
and Otto Swanson, the chauffeur. BY
remaining in the car all escaped in
jury although the buggy which the au-
tomobile struck in its backward race
down the hill was demolished The
occupants of the surrey escaped with
minor bruises.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Firms STIRRED BY MANDATE
Proposed Addition of Parishes to
Province of st. Petersburg Causes
Rloting at Viborg.

Helsingfors, Finland. Governor
General Seyn of Finland has for
hidden the holding OF meetings to pro-
test against the Russian governments
proposed legislation cutting off the
Kivinebe and Nykirka parishes from
the province of viborg and adding
them to the province of st. Peters
burg.
The measure has aroused the ire OF
the Firms. as it is regarded by them
as the first step in the partition of
Finland.
Serious rioting occurred at Viborg,
where the police broke up labor
meeting. A dozen persons were wound
ed and similar number arrested.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
AST0R LIBERAL TO FlANCEt
Millionaire is Reported to Have Set,
tied Millions Upon Miss
Force.

Newport, r. I.-Col. John Jacob
Aston has made large mar
riage settlement on his fiancee. Miss
Madeleine r. Force. The amount OF
money which will come into the pos
session of Miss Force the day of the
wedding was not announced. but most
estimates range from $1.000,000 to
$I0,000,s00. Some believe the sum as
high as S25,0O0,000. but it is proba-
BILE that the actual settlement is be-
tween 100000 and s3,000,000. Even
at that, Miss Force will be the richest
bride in many years.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Neus Notes of Wisconsin

Ferryville.-Her mind affected two
years ago when her mother and sis
ter were burned to death in the
Sherman house fire at Richland Cen
ter, Mrs. Tosten Larson, aged Is.
has become violently insane. Al
though she has eaten nothing for q
week. the strength of six men is re-
CURED to hold her. Her illness dates
back to the time her mother and sis
ter went to see their dying son and
brother, an inmate of the Richland
Center insane asylum. That night
the hotel was destroyed by fire and
the bodies of the two were found in
the ruins the following day.
Waupaca. The potato crop OF
Wisconsin bids fair from the present
outlook to reach the 20,000,000
mark, according to local buyer who
has just made a trip about the state
The yield of potatoes in this county
will be about 100000 bushels
The acreage in the state and county
is about the same as last year, but
the growing conditions all through
the summer have been most propi-
tious for good crop.
Waupun According to Acting
Warden Woodward, not single pun
ishment of the prisoners followed the
demand for concealed weapons, which
resulted in the surprising discoveries
recently. Hereafter all tools used
by convicts employed in the knitting
works viii be carefully checked and
other precautions taken to prevent
weapons getting into the prison.
Madison Wisconsin insur-
Rnce department has refused license
20 the Commercial Fire Insurance
company of Washington. D. c.. on the
ground that the stock is held by
holding corporation. contrary to the
regulations OF this state governing
foreign insurance companies.
Madison Commissioner of Bank
ing A. B. Kuolt has approved arJi-
cles of Incorporation on the Bank
of Ettriek Trempeaieau county, with
a capital of $4,000 The incorpor-
ators are H. F. CIaussen, o. E. Run
nestrac, John Raiehle and others.
Kenosha. Twelve hours after
Walter b Crumpton, former sol
der in the United States army, mad
been arrested on charges. of assault
he was on his way to Waupun TO
serve two years in state prison.
GAINESVILLE. -James Furey, aged ~
years, living alone in this city, was
found dead by his brother-in-law'
having died evidently several days
previously of hemorrhage of the
stomach
Eau Claire.-Allensol Drake, en-
ployed at the power house at Eau
Claire, met instant reath when his
clothes caught in a shaft. His =
year-old daughter was the only wit
ness.
Clinton.-C. NJ. Treat. aged 81
former legislator, and Mrs. Pheoe
Curtiss Treat. aged 81, celebrated
the seventeen anniversary of their
marriage on August 20. Mr.. ana
Mrs. Treat, who have lived here lot
forty-three years, are the Oldest SET
tiers in this district. Dir. Treat re-
sided at GAINESVILLE when he was
elected to the state Legislature IL
1862.
Richland Center-While fishing'
orville Eckeberry. aged 35, had q
fainting fit, fell into the river ara
drowned.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
MARKETS
Milwaukee SAINT =.


Butter Creamery-Extras
prints, &c; firsts, 2s@24c; saco Soci
2o@21c; process. 21022e. anus.
fancy, PC. uaiFy
Cheese - American, ful oro.
Twins, 1211c; daisies. new 1@a
l3hc: Young Americas, 12Ha1awe.
longhorns. &c; limburger, new 1o' M
q lie; brick. lie; Swiss, 14@17c
Eggs-Current receipts fresh =.
to quality, Ice; recandled eva ~
20 02lci seconds, 10@12c.
Live Poultry Fowls, t3e; roost.
ers. &c; springers, 14hc.
Potatoes n Wisconsin, new A.
track, 1.15@1.25. Oh
Hay Choice timothy 215o. c,o
YER, 1900; No: 1 prairie, 1850
Wheat-No. l, northern, 0e@
Los; No. 2, northern, 1.O8@1o9.
No. l, durum. 99G1.OO; No. / vel.
vet, 1.0O@1.O1.
Corn-No. 3, yellow. 64hc
oats-No. 3. white, 4SAc; stand.
ard, 4Sc.
Barley Wisconsin, 119; No >
1.22; medium. lie.
Cattle-Butchers steers, 5000
6.75; heifers. 3.25 $3.50; COWS. 3 SO
q 500; feeders, 3.S0Q4.25; calves
a75@S.5O.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers. 7.45
q 7.65; fair to best, light, 7.4O@
7.75; pigs, $500 7.20.
sheep-Lambs. $50 @6.Oo; ewes,
S2.75@3.25.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
GEIDEL is FOUND GUILTY
New York Bell Boy Held for Murder
of Guest After Long Jury
Battle.

New York-The jury in the case
Of Paul Geidel. the seventeen-year-
old bell boy, charged with the
Esurder of William II. Jackson in the
Iroquois hotel there on July 26. re-
turned verdict of murder In the sec
ond degree. The jury had been locked
up all night.
BY the verdict OF the jury Geidel
escapes the electric chair. but will be
sentenced for a long term in either
Sing Sing or Auburn prison
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
MAKES NEW RULE ON RATES
NJ Y. C. Authorized by Commission to
Make Lower Rates on Long
Than Short Hauls.

Washington a new route
from Hoboken and Jersey City
and New York and Brooklyn to Chica-
go, Milwaukee and points west of
these cities, the New York Central &
Hudson River railroad has been au.
thorized by the interstate commerce
commission to establish rates on all
freight lower for the longer than short
er hauls.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

At recent plumbers convention
there was a spirited discussion over
the question: Why Do Plumbers Not
Make More Money!" The reason
probably is that they don't send back
to the shops often enough for tools.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Grain Record Is Rroken.

Minneapolis. Minn.-The quantity
of grain that has reached Minneapo.
lis during the three days ended Au.
gust 80 broke all records for the last
eight years. A total of 715.oo0 bush,
els of grain was brought to Minneapo.
lis on all roads during the three DAYS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
TO NAME FIVE NEW B,Si Fps
Additions WIN Be Made TO Prelates of
the Protestant Episcopal Church
at ST. Louis.

New York-Right Rev. DR. d.
S. futile of st. Louis as senior
bishop of the Protestant Episcopal
church has issued call for meet
ing OF the Episcopal house of bishops.
about one hundred in number, in this
city on October 26 next No fewer
than five new bishops for missionary
districts are to be elected and two
new districts formed, for which new
bishops may be chosen.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Beoin Work on Bic wtarshIn.

New York.--All the preliminary
work for the construction of the bat
tleship New York at the Brooklyn
navy yard has been finished. and it is
expected that the keel will be laid
within the next ten DAYS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

A clergyman in South Carolina
prayed so successfully for rain that
farmers. fearing for their cotton crop.
were about to try and get an injunc
ton against his praying any more
Which shows again how a sense OF
humor can help in keeping people
from making themselves ridiculous
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
BATTLE WITH skFeBL0WeRs
Five Criminals and TWO Detectives
Wounded In Exchange of
Revolver Shots.

Berlin. Germany. Blight detectives
surrounded five safeblowers while
they were at work on several safes
in the building of 3 contractor here
and battle ensued. Several hundred
revolver shots were fired before the
officers overpowered the criminals, all
of whom were wounded. Two of the
detectives also received bullet wounds
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Pennsylvania has book agent one
hundred years old. Undoubtedly he is
tough enough now to stand all the
alleged witticisms that will be printed
about him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Slain in a Row over $3.50.

Clinton. Ia.-Otto Brown. twenty,
one years old, was shot and killed
here. Edwin Brown of Aurora, H.. is
charged Will the crime. The shoot
ing took place at negro picnic and
was the result Of quarrel over $1So.
Brown escaped.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Try TO AVERT BOYS HANGING
Wisconsin Citizens Petition Governor
of Arkansas for Clemency
for Youth.

Madison, Wis.--Believing the hang
ing of a fifteen-year-old boy will
not meet the ends of justice, many
citizens Of Madison have petit
toned Governor Donaghey of Arkan-
sas to extend clemency to Earl Gill
christ. who killed another boy in a
street fight, Signels of the petitions
will be sought in other cities.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Tearing his shirt from his back. an
Ohio man tagged train and saved
1t from wreck That was gooc for
a mere man. but the regulation article
for tagging a train in an emergency
is a red petticoat
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Bridegroom Kills Himself.

Philadelphia B. AtIee,
senior member of the firm of George
B. Atlee & Co., bankers. committed
suicide by shooting at his home in
Cynwynd He had just returned from
a honeymoon trip to Canada.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

The New York Tribune has heard of
woman who desires to draw five pen
sions because she was married to Ave
men who served in the Civil war. 1t
looks as if she had tried to turn mat.
rimony into sort of progressive pen.
sion game.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

They have put a man in lunatic
asylum in Ohio because he believes he
has invented a telephone that will en-.
able him to establish a direct con-
nection with heaven. If they are go
Ing to shut up all people who think
the universe listens when they speak
the asylums will soon be overcrowded.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Turkish Cholera Deaths kppal.

London.--A dispatch from Con
stantinople says the mortality from
cholera among the soldiers in that
city is appalling. $50 deaths having
occurred in forty eight hours.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
TRAIN ROBBERS GET So, 500
Booty of Five Men Who Held Up thu
Southern Pacific Express Near
Lemoine, California.

Redding. CaI-It has been learned
that the five robbers who held
up southbound Southern Pacific ex.
press train. Friday night near Lemoine,
Cal. got S2.399 from the safe of the
express car. Posses are In pursuit
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Man Kills wife and Self

Los Angeles, Cas.-Dr. Walter Owen
Ryan. well-to-do physician, formerly
OF Springfield, H.. shot and killed his
wife and then committed suicide a.
their home here.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Squirrels are busy destroying the
Kansas corn crop. Don't blame the
squirrels. II they were not destroy
ing the crop something else would be
doing so.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Mary MacLane. silent in literary
sense for nine years, says eonfidential-
ly."Take II from me" in giving an i'm
preston. This phrase is not coun-
ienanced even In the discerning use
If slang.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
thousands Of Chinese Drowned.

Hankow, China.-The American
mission at Wuhu has received a re-
port that 100000 persons have been
drowned by the floods caused by the
waters flowing over the banks of the
Yang-tse-Kiang river.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

New York is going to keep card
index Of the drunkards. which shows
that the bigness of an undertaking
doesn't daunt little old New York.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

A Tacoma man on bicycle won
race with wild cat. but he cannot
hope to compete with the French avn
ator who won battle with an eagle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

The insect that bit a st. Louis
clergyman and stopped wedding evil
IDENTIFY wanted to show that his sting
was more effective than Cupid's dart
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08
Iamea 3. keene onerated On.

London.-James r. Keene. the noted
financier, was operated on at a pri-
vate hospital here for intestinal dis
orders. He withsteod the operation
and his condition was reported to be
satisfactory"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

A Chicago traction road has award
ed gold medal to polite conductor.
Such a rarity In Chicago certainly
merited some recognition.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Is it not time now for the JOY rid.
ers TO quit?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

1t is to be Illegal in New Jersey for
women to wear birds on their hats.
The women will doubtless be able
to find something equally expensive.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

A Western oil man has lost his wife
in New York for the second time.
Always thought opportunity was sup.
posed to knock only once.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

The Denver man who has an ach-
ing void VIII re his appendix once
held forth ais has an aching void in
the vicinity of his pocketbook.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

The reckless autoist and his lib.
erty should be parted.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Chicago, Sept. 5, 1911.
Cattle Beeves, 5.10@S.OO; stock
ers and feeders, 3.15@5.6O; cows
and heifers, 5.25 @ $50; calves, coo
@8.75.
Hogs-Light. 7.25@7.SO; heavy,
$50 @7.65; rough. 6.9O@7.10; pigs.
4.S5@760.
sheep-Native. 2.15@3.7O; year
lings, ASSOC 5.10; lambs, native,
4.O0@G.60.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Doctors tell US that the old oaken
bucket is unsanitary, but 1t strikes us
that our forefathers were healthy indi.
viduals.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

Now comes learned scientist and
proposes that the snake shall be sub
Etituted for the cat as the household
mouser.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

The hobble skirt Is to go, which
will be loss to the contemporary
humorists but decided gain TO So
ciety at large
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

A new ocean liner is to be called
the Gigantic. and in this case no
doubt there will be something in a
name.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

The eastern woman who died and
left ten sets OF teeth evidently was
well equipped to chew the rag.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1911-09-08

And now the fair ladies have taken
up the practice of wearing false eye
lashes. False woman!