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Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Where He Came in.

He gazed tenderly into her eyes as she spoke.
 'Life," she murmured dreamily, "is. after all. nothing but a romance in which we are the characters, moving hither and yon as the Supreme Author of our being directs"
 And in the novel of your life," said he, tenderly, where do I come in?"
 Your" she answered with a smile "Oh, you are-let me see-one, two, three-you are Chap Seventeen."- Harper's Weekly.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
A Youthful Quibbler.

Caller-So you go to school. do you. little man? Let me hear you spell bread"
 Bobby-B-r-e-d.
 Caller-The dictionary spells it with an "a
 Bobby-You didn't ask me how the dictionary spells it; you asked me how spelt 1t
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Airy Persiflaoe.

Jack-Just saw Miss Loveleigh land ing from the steamer. Isn't she po- em?
 Tom-Yes, and l suppose the poem has been abroad looking for a title.
 Jack-Well, don't think she'd be a-verSe to one.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Distemper

In all it's forms among all ages of horses and dogs, cured and others in the same stable prevented from having the disease with Spohn's Distemper Cure. Every bottle guaranteed. Over 75O,OOO bottles sold last year. $50 and $l.OO Good drug gists, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Write for free book. Spohn Med. Co.,, Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
If They All Knew

A woman speaker told New York go flirting around and don't get any suffrage meeting that I've women haven't concentration. Our minds just go flirting around and don't get any where" Considering which, is it not superfluous for mere man to muss about in women's affairs when they know themselves so well?-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

couraged when advised to use Doan's Kidney Pills. did so and when had taken one box, the pain left me. I kept on and perfect cure was the result"
 "When Your Back Is Lame, Re member the Name-DOAN'S." soc a box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Poor Man.

"An overwrought citizen ran amuck in vaudeville theater last night"
 Well, welli What caused him to do that?"
 For the S99-100th time he heard near-comedian call The Star-Spangled Banner The Star-Strangled Banana"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Not Quite.

Magistrate-Was the defendant right in declaring he was shot?
 Conscientious Oficer-Well, your honor. he was half right
 Magistrate do you mean by half right?
 Conscientious Officer-He was half shot.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Different.

3 Benevolent Lady-Litt1e Boy, will you give this temperance tract to your father?
 Urchin-Me dad don't drink now, Teddy.
 Benevolent Lady-Oh, how good. Did he read the last tract gave him7
 Urchin-No, Teddy. He's training for prize fight.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Early TraininO.

"She claims that her ancestors stood torturing with red-hot pincers." |"
 q believe it. She can wear shoes three sizes too small and look happy" -Harper's Weekly.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Before and After.

Why is it that it pleases married woman to be called Miss" and makes a single woman mad to be called 'Mrs.?" What do the girls want Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Mountain Lore,

Any fish in this brook?"
 Government stocked it with trout once." replied the old-timer.
 But they won't come near a hook"
 They do seem smarter than other fish. reckon maybe they had to pass a civil service examination fore the government would notice 'em."
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

some days l passed
 half a gallon of blood. They wanted
 to operate on me and I went to St. Joseph's Hospital at Omaha, putting in three months there without any gain. I was pretty well dis
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Accounted For.
the

'Were you seasick crossing the ocean, Pat?"
 "Oi was turrible sick comin' over, but niver qualm did Oi hoy goin' back"
 Really? How do you account foS that?"
 Sure and Oi nivver wint back. yurs honor"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Naturally Excited.

Say" asked the man who was a stranger ir New York. whats the matter with that man in the lext room? He's been making a terrible racket for the last hour"
 "Oh." replied the bell-hop, he's just heard of a new table dhote place where he's never et."
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
MoonIioht Episode.

They sat in silence on the beach;
 she was a somewhat ancient peach. She shut her eyes, this ancient miss, expecting him to steal kiss. But his was unheroic clay, and so he merely stole away.-Washingto Star.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
One of the Family.

"You are looking thoughtful"
 "Yes; Miss Wombat told me so many family secrets on the pier last night that I feel I'll have to propose or he considered utterly heartless."
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Sight Unseen.

Suitor-"T would like to see the pho tograph of the lady with the S50,00o dowry."
 Matrimonial Agent-"We don't show photos with the large dowries."- Wasp.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Trying to Please.

You call this cake angel food?" said the harsh husband
 Yes, dear," said the timid wife; but if the diet doesn't seem exactly what you want here are some deviled crabs"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundress happy, makes clothes winter than snow. All good grocers.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Entirely Different.

They tell me your son Is studying music"
 Yes; he is taking lessons"
 What is he going to be?"
 "He is going to be a fiddler, but at first we had hopes of making a vio- linist out of him.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
The Common Lot.

"When are you going on your vaca- tion?"
 "I don't know. I've got to wait un- til the neighbors get through using my suit case"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Benefited.

Yes" said Farmer Corntossel, '1 read every one of those speeches you printed in the Record"
 Did they benefit your"
 Yes, sir. l won the two dollars Zeb Perkins bet that it couldn't be done."
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Sayinu MonYe.

Hubby, want a dollar to buy that new novel,"
 LAW, what's the use of spending money that way? Drop around to the book store and read chapter every day."
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Danger Ahead In the Kitchen.

Danger Ahead In the Kitchen. Mrs. Knicker-How did the cook give warning?
 Mrs Bocker-She put one of those Stop! Look! Listen!" signs in the kitchen
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Just for Today.

The women whose fads and whose fashions today Inspire us to anger or sorrow No more need occasion despair and diSmay- They'll all be old fashioned tomorrow.
 Judge.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
He Knew.

'Tt's the first s1,0OO that's hard to get," explained the eminent million aire.
 'I know that" responded the mere man. ''I've been trying to accumulate It for the past 40 ars."-Louisville COurier-Journal.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Before and After.

Stella-When you are engaged you tell him that he must economize. sBella-And after you are married he tells you that you must.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
A Profitable Investment.

Beggar (who has just received 5 cents)-"Thank you, sir; heaven will reward you fifty-fold."
 Giver-"If I felt sure of that, my friend, I'd give you dollar"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
In After Years.

"I suppose you stole an occasional watermelon as boy"
 "Yes; and I wish I had stolen more. Look what the grocer soaked me 600 for just now"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Fore!

Jones-Do you think the horse will survive the automobile?
 Brown-Not if it gets in it's way.- October Woman's Home Companion.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
Disguised.

Joseph donned his coat of many col ors
 So 1 won't be mistaken for a deer, he explained.-New York Sun.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
New Trouble,

"How crooked your fingers are!" "True." "Baseball?" 'No, automobile door,"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

A woman may not be able to make fool of every man she meets, but she can make something just as good.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
A Failure.

'Has he had a successful career"
 'No. He doesn't owe anybody any oney."@Chicago Record-Herald.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

It takes bachelor to think that he understands women.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take as candy.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

BON LOOK ofsE iR Ell kands of MEs aas
 log mailed free Cor. 18th & Blake. Denver
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
4 WarninQ.

There never was a motor car We say 1t OCT again There never was a motor car
 That could outpush a train.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07

Mrs Newwed (after the honey moon)-You seem to be sorry you ever married me.
 MT Newwed-You are unusually observant today.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
foods Sarsaparil1a

Cures all humors, catarrh and rheumatism, relieves that tired feeling, restores the appetite, cures paleness, nervousness, builds up the whole system.
 Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1911-12-07
IN HOSPITAL NINE MONTHS.

Awful Tale of Suffering From Kidney
 Trouble.
 Alfred J. O'Brien, Second St., Ster- ling, Colo, says: "I was in the Bal timore Marine Hospital nine months. The urine was in a terrible state and
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
EoUITABLE's SPECIAL AGENT.
Major Frank Dunn's Ability as Ineur.
ance Man Recognized.

That Major Frank A. Dunn has
f'maGe good" in the insurance field
is shown by his appointment as. spe-
cial agent for South Georgia Of the
Equitable Life Assurance Society of
New York. Major Dnnp's territory
will cover practically all OF South
Georgia and with his well-known abil-
ity and a company which stands pre-
eminent in the insurance world, the
genial Brunswickian will now have a
broader field in which to pursue the
life insurance business.
For the present Major Dunn win
continue his offices at his home on
Union street, but on January l he will
open up headquarters in the business
section and will prepare for a big
business during the coming year.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
ARE MAKING
SOME BIG CLAIMS
NEWS FROM HEADQUARTERS o.
THREE CANDIDATES NOW
ENDING GOVERNORS RACE.

Atlanta, Dec. Only eleven Geor-
gia counties are now in doubt accord
ins to the forecast officially issued
from the Joe Brown Headquarters
Basing his figures on information re-
ceiyed from non partisan sources
from every county in the state. Man
ager J. b. Smith believes that Joseph
NJ. Brown will get rs counties; Pope
Brown, As; Judge Russell, 12; eleven
doubtful.
The canvas was made by letter from
the Joe Brown headquarters, and
distinctly non-partisan and conserva-
tive estimates were asked for. In
many instances the estimates were
sought from conservative citizens who
have taken no active part whatever
In the present gubernatorial can't
paign., For these reasons the Joe
Brown leaders are confident that the
forecast will be proven Approximate
ly correct.
1t isn't often that the word of a
prominent minister of the Gospel is
directly and publicly called into ques.
tioni but Manager Volney Williams of
the Pope Brown campaign, has put
1t SQuarely up to the Rev. DR.. John e.
White, pastor of the Second Baptist
church, who is an active supporter of
Joe Brown and at the same time an
Hactiye prohibitionist.
Some time ago Manager Williams
deblared that Or. White had said Joe
Htown cannot consistently run as
prohibltionist, having been elected be-
fore largely by the liquor forces and
corporations" DR.. White denied 1t.
Now Manager Volney Williams has
come forward with the names of a
number Of witnesses who are ready
80 lledge their words that Or. White
more than once said exactly what
Williams charged him with saying.
Manager Williams does not believe
that any honest prohibitionist can
consistently support Joe Brown.
Georgia Local Option.
81 firmly believe the state Of Geor-
gia. is local option state, by ma
1ority Of from 10000 to 50,000," de-
clares Manager James B. Neyin of the
Richard B. Russell campaign. It goes
without saying that Mr.. Nevin doesn't
necessarily mean there Is that big u
majority in favor of open saloons. He
means that there is a majority of peo-
pie who agree with Judge Russell that
each county should have the right to
decide for itself whether it wants pro-
hibition or not.
Manager Nevin now estimates that
Judge Russell will carry 105 counties,
including the majority of the six vote
and four vote counties
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
THE FURTHER THE M'NAMARAs
TALK GOES THE WORSE 1T
LOOKS TO THE WORLD.
Outcome of the Case May Have Bear
ing Upon Los Angeles City Election.
Defendants Have Not Broken Down,
Remaining Cheerful.

Los Angeles, Cal, Dec. 4.-District
Attorney John D. Frederick today said
that Bert H. Franklin, detective en-
ployed by the Mcnamara defense and
now under arrest on a charge of at
tempting to bribe George N. Lock
wood, venireman, with $4,000. act
ually paid to Robert Balm, the first
sworn juror in the case, $400 and
promised $4,000 more at the end of
the trial if he would vote for acquit-
tai or cause a disagreement of the
jury.
The district attorney produced a
sworn copy of testimony giveA by
Mrs. Rain, wife of the juror, last Fri
day. Mrs. Balm not only told of the
first meeting but related in detail how
Franklin came to her house October C,
a few days before her husband was
summoned to serve on the jury.
The district attorney declared that
only one more case of bribery SO far
as he knew had not yet been uncov-
cred and that the amounts in 1t had
been similar to the Lockwood and
Balm cases, so that in all about $4,000
was promised by the defense to infiu-
ence jurymen.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
NOVEMBER LAW LIST
is VERY INTERESTING

The November number of the Ma
tional Bankruptcy Law List is just
off he press and it is one of the most
interesting yet published.
Among the new features beginning
with this issue is a Georgia supple
ment, containing "Isaac's Annotations
to the Georgia Code" These annota-
tions furnish complete references to
all decisions of the Georgia courts
constituting the code sections and
should prove Indispensable to every
Georgia lawyer. By referring to the
Georgia Supplement one can tell at
a glance whether particular code
section has been construed by any
court in Georgia during the preceding
month. By keeping file of this mag
azine complete set of Georgia an
notations will in time be secured.
1t is a very creditable publication
and fudge Isaac deserves great credit
for its success
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
BBRRAHNfCCn BIZ Nth OFFICE AT
ST. SIMON PIER
THE PRESENT RURAL STATION
NOW THERE WILL BE DlsCoN-
TINUED-5RANcH OFFICE.

At the same time that the new con-
tract mail service by steamboat, or
other power boats, from Brunswick to
st. Simon island goes into effect on
July 1, 1912, for period of four year
the present rural station OF this f
flee which was established at st. ST.
mons pier on July l, 1908, will be dis
inued and full branch po .torl, =
under the control of the Brunswick
postotfice established.
At the same time (July u the post
office at st. Simons Mills, Ga, will
be discontinued, the ma 4 route being
curtailed to end at st. Slmons branch
office. The postoffice at st. Simons
pier has been maintained by the de-
par rlent since the establis meat 0i
st. Simons rural station on July /,
1908. not because there was no pro-
vision of law for the establishment or
maintenance of steamboat contract
mail service to a rural station.
The change Of the rural station to
a branch office will increase the SAL
ary of the clerk in charge and enable
this postoffice to afford much better
mail facilities to the patrons on St.
Simons.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
SENATORS SMITH OF GEORGIA,
AND GARDNER OF MAINE,
SWORN IN YESTERDAY.
Representative Littleton, on Point
of Personal Privilege, Answered At
tacks Upon Him Charging His With
Being Steel Trust Ally.

Washington, Dec A scathing de-
nuuciation of the so-called American
Anti-Tru league by Representative
Ltttleton of New York, a democrat.
was followed this afternoon by the
presentation Of a resolution by repub-
lican Leader Mann to appoint a COM
mittee of seven members to invesu-
gate the attack on Mr.. Littleton.
Mr.. Mann's resolution referred to
the respect in which Mr.. Littleton was
held as a representative and the ef-
forts to blacken his character.
A sensational development of the
day was petition by Henry r. Mar
tin of the Antitrust league for Mr..
Littleton's impeachment.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
DEVELOPMENT OF NAVIGATION
NECESSARY TO MAINTAIN PRES
EET FREIGHT RATE.
Movement on Foot in Macon to In
crease Capital Stock of Macon and
Brunswick Navigation Company.
Regular Line to This City.
The Macon News, in its issue O.
Saturday, says:

The Macon News, in its issue of
Saturday. says:
~. K. Small, president Of the
Georgia Life Insurance company, and
of the A. B. Small Co. and formerly
president Of the Macon Chamber Of
Commerce, in an interview today says
that tho Ocmulgee river is Macon's
chief asset, and this fact is tremen-
dousiy emphasized by the recent rul-
ing of the interstate commerce com.
mission putting into effect the long
and short haul clause in freight rates.
Mr. Small takes the position that
a development of a navigation com
pany is absolutely essential if Ma
con is to retain freight rates to which
the city is entitled. He points out
that the establishment of a regular
boat line between Macon and Bruns-
wick will forever eliminate the long
and short haul clause 50 far as Ma
con is concerned. In discussing the
matter Mr. Small says:
That the Ocmulgee river is Ma
cons chiefest asset is tremendously
emphasized by the recent ruling of
the interstate commerce commission
inaputting into effect lh so far as
freight rates are concSe FED the long
and short haul clausek
1t seems inevitably that this rul-
ing shall become ope. AYe and when
it does our large distributing centers
win be no more and the freight differ-
entlal, which, up to this time has pro-
tected and made them possible. viii
be thing Of the past.
"'Cities fortunate by reason of their
location ON navigable streams v'H'
however, be permitted to enjoy this
aifferential and thereby protect and
foster their industrial and commercial
development. W. >F
Manufacturing eSterprises and
distributing house4 will quickly seek
these advantagess Qd in this respect
Macon's future j, ght indeed.
crease the aDiI Ystock Of the Ma
con and B briwVLk Navigation com
pany to an int adequate to meet
the needs of the city and care for the
growing commerce between this point
and Brunswick is a matter that should
have the full financial support Of
every citizen of Macon. No class of
business is exempt, the banker, man
ufacturer, the wholesaler and retailer
in every line and real estate dealer,
the railroads are all equally interest
ed.
ut is not only a progressive, but
a protective meaLure and one which
viii do more at this time for the i'm
mediate upbuildina and advancement
of the city than any which could be
promulgated.
Your interest demands that the
stock Of this company be quickly sub
scribed and when it is you are pro-
tected ard you ne,yd never fear the
evils Of the long ana short haul
clause
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05

I45 a. M, must return to Brunswick
to go out at 10 a. m. as train No. 81.
Outside of the question as to Atlanta
and Jacksonville train Ia losing time
after leaving Atlanta, if two trains
were provided by the Southern rail-
way abetween brunswick and Jesup
much of the delay recently experis
enced would be avoided, as the mail
has been laying in Jesup recently
from 8 a. m. or 10 a. IN. until tram
80 starts from Brunswick at about 1.30
p. m. II
These delays to Southern train IA
practically stop the transaction of
business by correspondence during the
day the mail is due, as all of the
mail from the West, the Middle West,
Middle and North Georgia, and from
Savannah, Philadelphia, Washington,
Baltimore, New York, Boston and all
of the East, is received on this one
train since the Atlanta, Birmingham
and Atlantic railroad discontinued
their Short train in February, 1908,
" AttNAA Aletb "a Cf lOhatJ bOllACNbGu Win
and brought the Eastern mail from
Seaboard train No. 43; the schedule
having been to leave Brunswick at
a. m. and, returning, reach Brunswick
at 5.45 a. m. This train enabled the
Brunswick people to get their mail
from Savannah and the entire East by
$50 a. M, either by carrier delivery
starting at that hour or through the
lock boxes, without regard to whether
the Western mail arrived that day or
the day following. AS much Of the
most important business mail is re-
ceiyed from Savannah and New York,
this early morning train was of great
benefit. The train was taken off dur
ing the hard times Immediately fol
lowing the panic in the fall Of 1867.
end Superintendent Wilburn showed
me the earnings sheet which indicated
After Lingering Illness.
train for the month previous to the
discontinuance Unfortunately, some
one in the employ of the road over
looked the fact that the 90-day mail
weighing period, on which the com
pensation Of the railroads Is fixed for
four years from the following jury 1,
had begun about week previous. The
mail was thrown to the Southern by
the discontinuance and If the Atlanta,
Birmingham and Atlantic railroad hao
wished to reestablish this train at
any time up to July /, 1912, the mail
would have been carried without the
road receiving credit for same.
/ believe that nothing except well
attended meeting of the trade bodies,
/ with concerted action, will bring any
immediate relief. Action might be
+, taken to induce the Atlanta, Birming-
ham & Atlantic to reestablish the
train connection with Seaboard train
43. 1 have tried it (some months ago.
! by correspondence with the officials
Of the road, but they refused on ac-
count Of the fact that the train had
lost money during the dull times i'm
mediately following the panic in the
| fall of 1907.
While you have my full permission
to publish this letter if you see Mt
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-12-05
DRAINAGE MEET:
WAYCROSS READY
HONS. w. C. BRANTLEY AND T..
r. AKIN OF THIS CITY,
TO MAKE ADDRESSES

Tuesday, December 19, the annual
session of the Georgia drlluaae con-
gress will be held at Waycross and
it promises to be the most succe ssful
il ,ise nIslory OF the Organization.
The meeting will last oa day,
but there VIII be two sessions Of the
congress, morning ana e,o.-.--
Anong tho prominent speakers will
be DR.. JOSEPH Pratt, state ogist
Of North Carolina; Prof S. Nc
at.t, eologIst OF Georgia, Senator
Hoke Smith, Congressman >.
anti !, and Charles G. Edwards,
Hon L. r. Akin, Col. A. R. Aawton
and W. H. Leahy.