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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

and left q card for you. And that
Is statement Of fact It was not
difficult, owing to the extraordinary
circumstances, to imagine that you
would be here toRight-just as you
are-and I cane here. Ny purpose,
still, WAS to inform you Of what
knew, and work with you. Does that
convince your"
oassy? Mr.. Grimm persisted.
Not with a 1atch-key, as you did"
she replied. Madame Boissegur, at
my suggestion, left the French window
In the hall there unfastened, and
came in that way-the way, I may
add that Monsieur PAmbassadeur
went out when he disappeared"
Very WE'LL" commented Mr.. Grimm,
and finally: 81 think, perhaps, 1 owe
you an apology, Miss Thorne- another
one. The circumstances now, as they
were at our previous meeting, are so
unusual that's it necessary to go
on? There was a certain growing
difference in his tone. 81 wonder If
you account for Monsieur Boissegur's
disappearance as I do?" he inquired.
Il dare say" and Miss Thorne
leaned toward him with sudden eager
ness in her manner and voice. Your
theory is-?" she questioned.
IF we believe the servants we know
that Monsieur Boissegur did not go
out either by the front door or the
rear" Mr.. Grimm explained That
being true the French window by
which you entered seems to have been
the way"
Eyes, yes" Miss Thorne interpo-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

"The conduct of jewellers in Be
hemia,' says the London judge, must
not be judged. by the behavior of the
more staid portion of the community"
Which utterance win lay the poor man
wide open to the paragrapher. despite
the fact that there's an uncommon lot
of horse sense Ia It
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

The Georgia weather prophet who
predicts a warm winter evidently is
making a play for popularity We
shall refrain from heaping praises on
him until we have aseertained the
size of our coal bill.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09
Wasted Blessings.

Auntv Dust arrived) your
sweet hearti
Marie-You needn't waste any OF
your blessings on him, aunty.
Aunty-Him? Who?
Marie-My former sweetheart We're
mad at each other now--Judge-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

If horses were as intelligent as
many persons appear to think they
are, many an oveT-worked and under
fed equine slave would seize the first
good opportunity to kick its brutal
driver to death
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A Chicago man on his wedding day
signed an agreement to permit his
wife to do as she pleased. Most of us
do the same thing. merely waving the
Sormality.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09
A TRAIN LOAD OF TOBACCO.
TWenty-foUr Carloads Purchased for
Lewis Single Binder Cigar
Factory

What is probably the biggest lot of
all fancy grade tobacco held by any
factory in the United States has just
been purchased by Frank P. Lewis, OF
Peoria, for the manufacture of Lewis
Single Binder Cigars. The lot will
make twenty-four carloads, and is Sc
Iected from what is considered by ex
perts to be the finest crop raised in
many years. The purchase of tobacco
is sufh to last the factory more
than two years. An extra price was
paid for the selection Smokers OF
Lewis Single Binder Cigars will appre
ciate this tobacco
-PeDriG Star. January IS, 1909.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

quick relief Doan's Kidney Pills gave
me. They drove the pains away and
restored my kidneys to a normal con-
dition. have been free from kidney
trouble for six years."
when Your Back Is Lame. Remem-
berthe Name-DOAN'S. SOC, all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

"A Philadelphia minister recently got
a check for a wedding he performed
20 years ago. Most ministers, how
ever. will continue to prefer the cash
down.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

What is the social standing of a
husband whose wife supports him %
ask Chicago charity authorities. Over
j in England they are known as gentle
men
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09
Rubbed Hard.

The Venus of Milo exp1aind her
missing arms
81 tried to get the tan off," she said.
Herewith she rejoiced she hadn't
used the same method on her neck
Harper's Bazaar.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A husband. in referring to his wife
as perfect" says that in th1rty-six
years she has never called him a liar.
The wife must have a husband that is
perfect, too.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

in every part of my
body. 1 rested poor
ly and was so stiff in
the morning I found
it hard to dress. I
became tired easily,
lost flesh and was in
a bad way. I was
well pleased with the
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

We never have tasted any of 1t. but
we presume that the whisky which is
made out of bananas slips down
smoothly.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

CaugnU0E AllOos VIII
was re store d TO
health by Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound She
was pale, with dark
circles under her
eyes, weak and irrf-
table. Two different
doctors treated her
and called it Green
Sickness, but she
grew worse all the
time. Lydia EPnk-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Mary Anderson says a happy home
Oeats success on the stage, Well. for
that matter, happy home beats any
thing else that can be mentioned.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Some women to their grief continue
20 use the stocking bank despite the
fact that postal banks have been es-
EabIished.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

That Pennsylvania preacher who
told his people that funeral sermons
were out of place is evidently man
of good sense. as well as good taste.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A fashion magazine says "a perfect
ut Is fatal to a stout woman" Still
tt would be as we'll if she should re-
frain from having fits of any kind.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

The use of the aeroplane in war is
actual. 1t has scared the fight out of
some Arabs that had never seen one.
Fine business, unless the aviators fall.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

At last a man has secured a divorce
because his wife played solitaire We
await the day when the motorcycle
will figure in a similar suit
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A weather prophet predicts that
the coming winter will be very warm.
But not so warm as the remarks he
will make later if he fails to fill his
coal bin.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09
CURED SIX YEARS.

No Fear, of Further Kidney Trouble.
Mrs. Josiah Clinker, State ST, Tama,
Iowa, says: my first symptom OF
kidney trouble was intense pain in my
back. This grew worse until 1 ached
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

An English highbrow announces
that he has discovered what causes
the human heart to beat Wonder II
he has fallen in love?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A man has reached the age of dis
erection when he is willing to admit
that other men may have opinions diff
ferent from his without being fools.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Fire broke out in a 'bone-dry1ng
room" in the Chicago stockyards, but
the loss is only about $4,000 bones,
otherwise plunks.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

The Kansas judge who rules that
there is no such thing as love at first
sight evidently was troubled with his
eyesight in his early youth
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A Pittsburg rich man has gone to
fail rather than pay, 50 fine. Still
a twO-dollar martyr isn't worth a
great deal of sympathy.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Kansas City hospital authorities are
booking for a plumber who has had
the smallpox It would be easier to
lind some with the hookworm.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Rats and puffs must go. according to
a fashion expert, but the dear ladies
may be depended upon to wear some
thing just as foolish
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Rural prophets. who find on exam
9nation that last winters underwear
Is worn pretty thin. predict an open
winter.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

4 practical joke is never what it's
cracked up to be-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09
A Failure

NO. He doesn't owe anybody any
money"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Mrs Wfnslov's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the guns, reduces inhamma-
tioD- aIlays pain, cures wind colo, 25c bottle
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Nobody loves a millionaire. accord
ing to Eugene Zimmerman, but most
Enillionaires love their millions.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

There are still few legitimate ways
of acquiring wealth
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

The one surprising thing about the
award of a Nobel prize to Edison is
that he wasn't given it before.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

CHRISTMAS POST CARDS FREE
Send PC stamp for I've samples of my very chOic-
est Gold Embossed Christmas and New ear
Post Ca-4s beautiful colors and soveliest designs
Art Post Card Club. Isl Jackson St. Topeka Kansas
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Paris and the college students set
The fashions for men. and Paris does
some work on the side for women
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

The army worm is reported from
Kentucky. 81 the kissing bug is
probably not far away
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09
MY
DAUGHTER
! WASCURED
By Lydia e. PinkIlam's
Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md send you here
with the picture of my fifteen year old
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Our notion of the 'meanest man" is
the me who sues a girl for breach OF
promise
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

What is the use of being president
&c a doctor can keep you from eating
what you want?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

lights f1ared up. Mr. Grimm was sit
ting thoughtfuIIy on the floor.
THAT simplifies the matter consid-
erably," he observed complacently, as
he rose. The men who signaled to
me when you entered the embassy will
never let that cab get out of their
sight,
Miss Thorne stood leaning forward
little, eagerly gazing at him with
those wonderful blue-graE eyes, and an
expression of-of-perhaps it was ad-
miration on her face.
Are you sure?" she demanded, at
last
81 know it." was his response.
And just then Monsieur Rigolot, sec
rotary of the embassy, thrust an in
quisitive head timidly around the cor
ner Of the stairs. The crash OF glass
had aroused him
What happened?" he asked, breath
lessly.
I'VE don't know just yet replied
Mr. Grimm IF the noise aroused
there's nothing the matter. And you
might inform Madame Boissegur that
the ambassador will return home to-
morrow. Good night"
At his hotel, when he reached
there, Mr. Grimm found Miss Thorne's
Garland he drew a long breath; at
his Office he found another CT her
cards. and he drew another long
breath. He did like corroborative de-
tails, did Mr.. Grimm, and, of course,
this On the following day Miss
Thorne accompanied him to Alexan-
dria, and they were driven in a closed
carriage out toward the western edge
Of the city. Finally the carriage
stopped at a signal from Mr. Grimm.
and ne assisted Miss Thorne out.
after which he turned and spoke to
some one remaining inside-a man.
CTO BE CONTINUED)
Many Dogs In France.
There are more dogs in France
than most countries Thus it appears
that to one thousand Inhabitants there
are IS dogs in Francs and only IS in
England. 81 in Germany and IL in
Sweden Still: hydrophobia Is ex-
tremsIy rare In the department Of the
Seine, the last case observed dating
back to the year 1905 Doctor MarteI
says this good state OF things has
been brought about by the law for
killing not only every mad dog, but
also TOR killing every dog any mad
dog may have bitten or played with
But since this law cannot work out
to perfection the French also 81
] terminate an stray dogs.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

A court finds that a woman who
swears is not necessarily insane. Blu
she may be mad
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Savtn' up for your Thanksgiving
turkey?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Try to reconcile yourself to those
fuzzy hats. They are not so bad as
they look
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Aviation has one advantage over
baseball-wet grounds do not en-
barass it in the least
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

Those Triumphant Chinese rebels
wish that Confucius could see them
now
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1911-12-09

And then she found the switch; the
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Free If 1t Fails.
Your Money Back if You are
not Satisfied with the
Medicine We Recon-
mend.

We are so positive that our remedy
will permanently relieve constipation,
no matter how chronic it may be, that
we offer 10 furnish the medicine at our
expense should it fail to produce salts
factory results.
1t is worse than useless 10 attempt
to cure constipation with cathartic
drugs. Laxatives or cathartics do much
harm. They cause a reaction, irratate,
and weaken the bowels and tend to
make constipation more chronic. Be
sides, their use becomes habit that is
dangerous.
Constipation is caused by a weakness
of the nerves and muscles Of the large
in estine or descending colon. To ex-
pect permanent relief you must therefore
tone up and strengthen these organs
and restore them to healthier activity.
We want YOU to try Rexall Orderlies
on our recommendation. They are
exceedingly pleasant TO take, being
eaten like candy, and are ideal for
children. delicate persons. and old
folks, as well as for tho robust. They
act directly on the nerves and muscles
of the bowels. They apparently have
neutral action on other associate
organs OF 8ldnuS- 4ue1 10 uOe purge,
cause excessive looseness. nor create
any inconvenience whatever. They may
be taken at any time, day or night.
They will positively relieve chronic or
habitual constipation, if not Of surgical
variety, ard the myriads Of associate
or dependent chronic ailments, if taken
with regularity for a reasonable length
of time. u tablets, 10 cents; 36 tablets,
25 cents, so tablets; 80 cents. Sold
in Richmond only at our stOre-The
Rexall Store. H. L. Perry, Richmond,
U
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Tobacco Stripping.

Silas Shelburn, the Lexington tobac.
conist, gives the following valuable sug-
gestion on tobacco stripping:
II would pay 10 take more pains in
the handling and grating. They should
be sure that the stems are well dried
before they begin stripping, as the buy
ers viii not pay much for tobacco with
swollen stems. 1t should be tied in
ne iium-sized bundles.
We are expecting fair prices for the
bright crops, and for all the bright
grades. while all the heavy dark crops
and red grades viii sell low, so one can
readily see the importance Of separating
the colors They should put bright
with bright, red with red, green with
green and dark with dark. A great
many Of them seem 10 pull of so many
leaves at the bottom of the plant. The
rough, dark stuff should be thrown out
OF the fines. so as 10 make them as
bright as possible, and all the red
leaves should be thrown out Of the
trash and lug grades to give them more
color and less body. Thin bright leaf
might be claSsed with bright Tugs, but
the heavy red leaves should be put with
red grades, leaving bright leaf with
more color and with some body suitable
for wrappers. The different curings in
this crop will be very different in color
and quality and should not be mixed in
the grading. ("
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
The Literal Truth.

A Kansas editor announced he would
try for one week to print the truth, and
he is still in the hospital He didn't
get by the first day. The following item
appeared in Mondays issue and now
the boys are getting out the paper.
This is what he said: "Married-Miss
Sylvia, Rhode to James Cannamam, last
Sunday evening at the Baptist church.
The bride was an ordinary town girl
who didn't know any more than a rab-
bit about cooking and never helped her
mother three days in her life. She is
not beauty by any means and has a
gait like duck. The groom is an up
to-date has-been loafer, living off the
old folks all his life, and don't amount
TO shucks nohow. They will have
hard life while they live together.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01

and lower in price for quality, than ever. We want
to show you brand new line Of Elite and King Gar
ments Company's Coats, Suits and Skirts from
$50 TO $50
We want to show you the largest assortment Of
Infants and Misses Goats you have seen in this city,
Prices ranging from
500 TO $3.50
We. want to show you Our array OF Dress Goods
Waistings, Ginghams, Percales Outings ect, ETC. In
TACT we want to show YOU what you want IN any ins
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Use of a Dollar.

Ten years ago Kansas farmer put his
initials on dollar bill. The next day
he went to the nearest town and spent
it with a merchant. Before the year
was out he had got the dollar bill back.
-Four times in six years the dollar came
back to him for produce, and three
times he heard of it in the pockets of
his neighbors. The last time he got il
back was four years ago. He sent it to
a mail order house. He has never seen
that dollar since, nor never will. That
dollar will never pay any more school or
road tax for him, viii not build or
brighten any of the homes for the com
munity. He sent il entirely out of the
circle Iof usefulness to himself and his
neighborS.-Ex.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Try This
Overnight Cure For Cold In
Head Or Chest
1t It's Curing Thousands, and
Saves Time and Money

Get bowl three quarters fun of boil
ing water. and a towel.
Pour into the water a Scant teaspoon
full Of HYOMEI pronounce High-o-me).
Put your head over the bowl and cover
head and bowl with towel.
Breathe the vapor that arises for a
few minutes, and prestol your head is
as clear as bell, and the tightness in
the chest is gone.
It's a pleasant cure You'll enjoy
breathing HYOMEL You'll feel at once
its soothing, healing and beneficial
effects as it passes over the inflamed and
irritated membrane so cents bottle,
at druggists everywhere. Ask B. L..
Middleton tor extra bottle HYOMEI
Inhalent.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01

DR.. A. j. Payne, State Live Stock In
spector. is notifying all County Live
Stock Inspectors that they must certify
TO movements Of sheep going into other
States intended for purposes other than
immediate slaughter. All sheep not in
tended for such purposes to be shipped
into other States must be billed through
Louisville or Covington and there dip
ped under the supervision Of a Federal
Inspector, who will certify to the inter-
state movement of such sheep.
A violation OF these rules by County
Live Stock Inspectors is punishable by
a fine Of from 500 to 300 and the rule
must be strictly enforced by all County
Live Stock Inspectors.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Our Friend the Letter Gamer

There is no class of public servants
who do their duty more faithfully or to
whom the public owes a greater debt
than the letter carriers. Their faithful
ness and devotion are proven a thou
sand times each day. There is no other
department of the government of which
the averaged citizen makes so great
and continued use as the postofiice de-
partment. There is no other depart
ment in which fewer proper tionate mis-
takes are made. This condition is in
no small part due to the energy of the
great body of letter carriers, through
whom the bulk Of the work Of the de-
partment is carried out. = Rochester
Times.
See W. W. Broaddus & Co. for all
kinds of storage. 2-tf
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Shoes! Shoes! Shoes!

All Kinds. ALI Sizes. All Prices. The new
est lasts, and more of them than ever. Re
member we make good every pair
of J.E. Tilt Shoes for Men, Dittenhofer Shoes
for Ladies, and Buster Brown and Blue Rib
bon Shoes for Boys and Girls that fail, through
any fault of leather or workmanship, to give
satisfaction. A trial pair is all we ask
and customer is assured to Us. = y y y
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Public Sale.

On Saturday. November IS, 1911, at
? p. m. I viii sell at public sale my
residence on Orchard street containing
seven rooms and all necessary outbuild-
ings. Good store house on the lot.
1S-5t j. r. PARKE.
That GOOD ice cream a. Ricci's #
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01

When in need OF Blacksmithing in
any of its branches, Farming ImPle-
ments. Buggies, Carriages, Wagons,
Rubber tires &c, get prices from R. E.
Miller, Uuion City, Ky. If.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1911-11-01
Bitten By a Rataesnake.

Colonel John Robinson, one Of the
proprietors Of Crab Orchard Springs,
Crab Orchard, was removing barn, pre-
paratory to the advent of the fox hunt
ers, which viii be at Crab Orchard on
November l3, when huge rattlesnake,
with fourteen rattleS, succeeded in in
hicting a wound upon his hand. Great
pain and fear was Mr.. RObinson's for a
time, but a free use Of the timely
warning soon assuaged the mans suf-
fering, and, after confinement in his
bed for time, he was pronounced ''out
of danger"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1911-07-18
Canadian Parliament Reassem-
bles Today and Opposition
Plans Vigorous Assault
on Agreement
CLOSE WATCH ON WASHINGTON
Program in Regards TO Measure Will
Likely Be Determined in Large
Degree BY What is Done
in the T.. s.

Ottawa, Ont, July 1S.-The Domin-
ion Parliament assembled for the re-
sumption of business today, following
the recess which was taken to enable
the Premier and other officials To at
tend the coronation and the Imperial
Conference in London. large num-
ber of western and lower province
members came In yesterday, and the
delegates from Ontario and Quebec.
who always arrive last, reached the
capital this morning. a wide diver
sion of opinion exists among the mem
bers as to the probable outcome of the
session. The proposed reciprocity pact
with the United States is, of course.
the foremost item on the agenda. The
program i'm regards TO the measure will
likely be determined I'm large de-
gree by the prospects at Washington.
A hard struggle is I'm prospect there.
Il is generally believed that the Oppo-
stion will resume filibustering and will
persist In its efforts to block any pro-
grcss of the bill. If this course is pur-
sued "A dissolution of parliament and
a general election, with reciprocity as
the chief issue, would appear TO be in
evitable, though the Government lead
ers affect to believe that such n possi-
bility is very remote.